True Capitalist Radio - Saturday Night Troll Show 22
Aired: 2021-06-30
Duration: 06:30:55


=== Spontaneous Sunday Edition (14:32) ===

[00:01:08]  Oh yeah.
[00:01:10]  What's going on, everybody out there?
[00:01:13]  We're doing a spontaneous Sunday edition of the Saturday Night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:01:28]  You're damn right, folks.
[00:01:30]  We are making up yesterday's broadcast, episode 22 of the Saturday Night Troll Show on this spontaneous Sunday edition.
[00:01:40]  And we're going to get to the reasons why out there, okay?
[00:01:43]  We're going to get to the reasons why.
[00:01:45]  I want to thank everybody right now for tuning in with me on this spontaneous Sunday edition.
[00:01:50]  I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is live and in effect.
[00:02:02]  And it's live on Sunday, episode 22.
[00:02:07]  Spread it around!
[00:02:08]  Spread it around!
[00:02:10]  Spread it around like wildfire!
[00:02:16]  You're damn right.
[00:02:18]  And I hope everybody's hype.
[00:02:20]  I hope everybody's hype for the Sunday edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[00:02:26]  You're damn right.
[00:02:27]  We don't have the engineer.
[00:02:28]  The engineer has taken the night off.
[00:02:30]  So I'm so low here today at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[00:02:36]  And look, I'm going to get to the reason why I didn't show up for the Saturday Night Troll Show yesterday.
[00:02:41]  But I thank everybody who's in here today.
[00:02:44]  We got a lot of things here that I want to discuss.
[00:02:47]  And then we'll go ahead and do some other things.
[00:02:50]  You know what time it is?
[00:02:51]  A little bit of old internet tomfoolery up in this side of a bitch.
[00:02:55]  And look, we're already getting donos, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:03]  All right, let's go ahead and end this.
[00:03:06]  All right, shut up, you stupid son of a bitch.
[00:03:10]  All right, go ahead.
[00:03:10]  Take it off, engineer.
[00:03:12]  Engineer's not even here.
[00:03:13]  It's fucking me.
[00:03:14]  I got to take it off.
[00:03:17]  What the hell is this?
[00:03:19]  Hail Light Weightler.
[00:03:20]  This is just a bunch of spamming emojis of what you're listening to right now.
[00:03:25]  All right, look.
[00:03:26]  All right.
[00:03:27]  If y'all follow me on YouTube, you know exactly why I didn't show up yesterday.
[00:03:32]  Shut up with the fucking stupid emoji spam.
[00:03:34]  All right?
[00:03:37]  All right, we get it.
[00:03:39]  All right, look, I'm going to talk about that in just a second.
[00:03:41]  If you just let me talk here just for a second, for fuck's sake.
[00:03:44]  Hey, look, ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[00:03:49]  Rub it in.
[00:03:51]  Twist the fucking knife.
[00:03:53]  I didn't have fun last night, dude.
[00:03:54]  I did not have fun last night.
[00:03:56]  I'm going to talk about it.
[00:03:57]  Hail Drunkler.
[00:04:00]  Is that what I am now?
[00:04:01]  Oh, God, help me, engineer.
[00:04:02]  I just spilled wine.
[00:04:03]  Dude, this is not funny, okay?
[00:04:05]  Let me explain to you what happened yesterday.
[00:04:07]  If you just fucking let me talk for about five fucking minutes for Christ's sake, a connoisseur recap piggy, whoever the hell this son of a bitch is.
[00:04:21]  Oh, come on.
[00:04:25]  Oh, please.
[00:04:27]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:04:28]  All right.
[00:04:28]  Give me a damn break.
[00:04:30]  And look at this racist.
[00:04:31]  I don't condone this.
[00:04:34]  Nigger.
[00:04:34]  I don't condone that stupid racist damn text-to-speech.
[00:04:37]  Whoever the hell does that, you're a racist piece of trash.
[00:04:41]  Hey, what is this?
[00:04:41]  Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
[00:04:43]  I mean, let's just bring them all in.
[00:04:45]  What the hell?
[00:04:45]  You can't go through a wine tasting without being dragged out drunk.
[00:04:48]  That's not.
[00:04:49]  All right, listen.
[00:04:49]  Maybe it's time to call alcoholic.
[00:04:51]  No, no, no, no.
[00:04:56]  I'm not in a wheelchair, assholes.
[00:04:58]  Listen, let me explain to you why I didn't show up yesterday, okay?
[00:05:01]  Me and Mrs. Ghost decided to make a day yesterday during the Saturday afternoon portion of the day.
[00:05:07]  And we decided that we were going to go and get ourselves a wine tasting at one of these wine places out here.
[00:05:12]  I don't want to say which one.
[00:05:14]  All right.
[00:05:14]  But apparently, it was a pretty extensive wine tasting, and it was going to, I mean, be of a lot of different wines.
[00:05:20]  Now, what I didn't really understand is that, you know, you drink the wine, you're supposed to let it, I don't know, kind of swirl around your mouth or something.
[00:05:29]  And then they got a fucking spittoon that they pass around, and everybody's just supposed to spit the shit out.
[00:05:34]  I thought that was the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life.
[00:05:38]  So I decided to be a man about it and said, look, I'm not going to spit in the fucking spittoon, okay?
[00:05:44]  I feel like, I mean, wasn't there like some kind of a fucking mythical legend or some kind of folklore where Ozzy Osborne, whenever he was in concert, he would pass out a bowl to the front row of the audience.
[00:05:55]  Everybody would spit in it, and then he would drink it.
[00:05:58]  That's what it reminded me of, okay?
[00:06:00]  That's what it reminded me of.
[00:06:02]  So what I did is I decided I'm just going to go ahead and just drink it.
[00:06:04]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:06:05]  I mean, why am I coming to a wine tasting if I'm not going to be able to drink the damn wine, okay?
[00:06:10]  Well, after about, I think, 10 or 12 glasses, that's the last I remember.
[00:06:16]  I apparently blacked out.
[00:06:18]  I do not know what happened.
[00:06:20]  According to Mrs. Ghost, on a what?
[00:06:22]  In the field of local wine.
[00:06:23]  Hammy the recap pig again.
[00:06:25]  Yeah, all right.
[00:06:25]  All right.
[00:06:27]  Did you know that last night Ghost got busted for I didn't get busted for anything?
[00:06:32]  Shut up.
[00:06:33]  You can get busted for DUI while operating a wheelchair.
[00:06:36]  All right.
[00:06:37]  You know, go shoving up your ass, okay?
[00:06:39]  Now, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:06:42]  I started really supposedly all meant it.
[00:06:47]  Here's ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[00:06:49]  I'm not drunk.
[00:06:49]  I'm an addict.
[00:06:50]  No, I'm not.
[00:06:51]  I'm not an addict nor a drunk, okay?
[00:06:53]  I just didn't want to spit my wine into the fucking spittoon.
[00:06:56]  All right?
[00:06:59]  The Cowboys beat the Rams 44.
[00:07:01]  Wow, they beat the Rams?
[00:07:03]  In the shower at Cowboy.
[00:07:05]  No, they beat the Rams.
[00:07:06]  Well, I'm not keeping up with the Cowboys, dude.
[00:07:08]  They're not going to make the playoffs.
[00:07:09]  They're pieces of trash.
[00:07:10]  So I'm not even paying attention to the damn NFL season this season.
[00:07:14]  But like I said, I blacked out, and apparently, I got obnoxiously drunk where I was getting loud.
[00:07:20]  According to Mrs. Ghost, according to Mrs. Ghost on a Fat Man 1945, what up, dude?
[00:07:30]  Hey, Ghost, good to see you, man.
[00:07:32]  Sorry to hear about yesterday's video.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
[00:07:38]  You're damn right, Maggie.
[00:07:42]  2020, baby.
[00:07:43]  Four more years is right.
[00:07:44]  Cheers to Fat Man 1945, dude.
[00:07:48]  What is this?
[00:07:49]  AA.org.
[00:07:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:51]  It's time to admit you have a problem.
[00:07:53]  I don't have a problem, okay?
[00:07:55]  Listen, I'm used to chugging beers.
[00:07:57]  You see, whenever I have a decent drinking session, I'm usually drinking beers.
[00:08:00]  And you see me, you've heard me.
[00:08:03]  I chug these sons of bitches, okay?
[00:08:04]  That's what I was, that's how I was drinking wine, okay?
[00:08:07]  And apparently, I got so drunk.
[00:08:10]  Okay, I don't remember any of this.
[00:08:11]  I was loud and obnoxious.
[00:08:13]  I was singing fucking Last Christmas by fucking George Michael, apparently.
[00:08:19]  That's according to Mrs. Ghost.
[00:08:21]  She said, You decided to start singing.
[00:08:23]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:08:26]  And the very next day, they gave it away.
[00:08:30]  Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I give it to someone special.
[00:08:37]  Some shit like that.
[00:08:39]  Anyway, at some point, I was asked to leave the establishment.
[00:08:43]  And in the midst of being escorted to my car, I threw up all over myself for Christ's sake.
[00:08:49]  I mean, you should see the fucking shirt.
[00:08:51]  It looks like I fucking did a mass murder or some shit.
[00:08:54]  What is this?
[00:08:55]  The reason why Ghost got so drunk is because he has I have my fucking legs.
[00:09:00]  Can you shut up, please?
[00:09:01]  All right, I'm tired of you idiots saying that.
[00:09:03]  What is this?
[00:09:04]  Four more beers.
[00:09:06]  Hashtag four more beers.
[00:09:08]  That's great.
[00:09:09]  That's fucking great for Christ's sake.
[00:09:11]  All right.
[00:09:11]  What is this?
[00:09:12]  Ghost?
[00:09:12]  That's not me, obviously.
[00:09:15]  And of course, there.
[00:09:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:16]  Can y'all shut up about the wheelchair shit happening?
[00:09:19]  I am not in a wheelchair, asshole.
[00:09:21]  Because I'm an alcoholic.
[00:09:22]  Engineer, get over here and clean up my cigar.
[00:09:25]  You know, I'm trying to be candid with you guys here.
[00:09:27]  I'm trying to be candid with you guys here, man.
[00:09:30]  All right.
[00:09:31]  How not to wine taste at a white channel.
[00:09:32]  All right.
[00:09:32]  I'll get to your $18.66 bucker in just a second, but I'm trying to be candid with you here.
[00:09:37]  I'm trying to explain why I didn't show up.
[00:09:40]  All right, what is this?
[00:09:41]  G-Man, it's called a wine tasting, not get drunk off your ass.
[00:09:46]  Listen, I didn't expect to get that drunk, dude.
[00:09:49]  I mean, everybody's thinking, you know, I don't think of wine as something that could get you blacked out drunk.
[00:09:54]  I think of wine, the first thing that comes to mind when I think of wine is like fruit bowls.
[00:10:01]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:10:02]  I mean, it doesn't seem like something that'll get you blacked out drunk.
[00:10:07]  It doesn't seem like it gets you blacked out drunk.
[00:10:09]  So I decided, you know what?
[00:10:10]  I'm just going to go ahead and chug the fucking little tastings that they got going on.
[00:10:14]  And I got after about 10 or 12, dude, I forgot what count it was.
[00:10:19]  And as a result, I got so obnoxious.
[00:10:21]  And then as they escorted me to the car, I threw up all over myself.
[00:10:25]  I had to fucking dry off, apparently, according to Mrs. Ghost, because she didn't want to get the fucking car all fucked up.
[00:10:31]  Anyway, as I got home, I just passed out.
[00:10:35]  I just passed out and didn't wake up until like three or four in the morning.
[00:10:40]  And I was like, Jesus Christ, I just missed the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:10:44]  I did not think, I did not think I would get that bad.
[00:10:47]  I swear to God, I didn't think that was going to happen.
[00:10:50]  What the hell is this?
[00:10:51]  The only reason we kicked you out is because you drank too much at the complimentary bathhouse.
[00:10:56]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:10:57]  All right.
[00:11:00]  You were quoted as asking them, Wanna take a ride on old crippler.
[00:11:04]  Fuck you, asshole.
[00:11:05]  All right.
[00:11:05]  Yeah, real funny, all right?
[00:11:08]  It's bad enough that you assholes have given reviews to bathhouses in my fucking name.
[00:11:14]  What a degenerate piece of trash.
[00:11:16]  Get help.
[00:11:18]  I'm a degenerate piece of trash now.
[00:11:20]  I'm a degenerate piece of trash.
[00:11:22]  Look, I just happened to have gotten a little fucking messed up at a wine tasting, okay?
[00:11:26]  I didn't want to spit in the fucking spittoon, dude.
[00:11:29]  That's fucking obnoxious.
[00:11:30]  It's fucking disgusting.
[00:11:32]  And everybody had to spit in the same spittoon.
[00:11:34]  What the fuck was that about?
[00:11:36]  Like, that the fucking past is fucking.
[00:11:38]  You had to spit in the fucking same spittoon as everybody else.
[00:11:40]  I didn't like that shit.
[00:11:42]  So I decided, you know what?
[00:11:42]  I'm just going to drink.
[00:11:44]  I mean, how bad can it be?
[00:11:45]  I mean, look, I'm the kind of son of a bitch that get down about 12 to 15 beers with five shots, and it ain't no big deal.
[00:11:52]  I did not know, like, after 12 glasses of wine, I was going to be blacked out drunk, singing Last Christmas by George Michael.
[00:11:59]  And by the way, did y'all see?
[00:12:00]  They put out the 4K version of the George Michael Last Christmas video.
[00:12:06]  How do you like them apples?
[00:12:08]  What is it?
[00:12:08]  The tub guy.
[00:12:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:10]  I think if this wine incident proves anything, it's that ghost doesn't spit.
[00:12:14]  He swallows.
[00:12:15]  Ah, you fucking sick bastard.
[00:12:17]  Yeah, you would be thinking that kind of sick, perverted type of shit.
[00:12:21]  You fucking grinder aficionado tub guy.
[00:12:24]  Give me a fucking break with that talk.
[00:12:26]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that I'm sincerely sorry for not showing up yesterday for the Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:12:34]  I just unfortunately did not think I was going to get that plastered at a fucking wine tasting.
[00:12:40]  At a goddamn wine tasting, for heaven's sake.
[00:12:43]  All right, and I feel completely bad.
[00:12:45]  Mrs. Ghost, you know, I feel bad for Mrs. Ghost.
[00:12:48]  You know, I was acting like a complete jackass.
[00:12:50]  I had to be dragged to the fucking car, threw up in the fucking parking lot.
[00:12:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:56]  It's all fucking red wine.
[00:12:57]  It fucking looks like I just mass murdered somebody.
[00:13:00]  And then I just passed out, dude.
[00:13:02]  I could not stay up.
[00:13:03]  I was fucking completely plastered.
[00:13:06]  Then I woke up at like three or four in the morning.
[00:13:08]  I was like, God damn, man, I missed the damn Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:13:12]  So instead of just not doing a show, we're going to do a spontaneous Sunday show to make up for the missing Saturday Night Troll show this Saturday, all right?
[00:13:21]  All right, so Ghost is here.
[00:13:23]  Thank you guys for tuning in here, by the way.
[00:13:26]  And look, I don't want to hear anymore.
[00:13:27]  You're drunk.
[00:13:29]  You need Alcoholics Anonymous.
[00:13:31]  You need this.
[00:13:32]  You need that.
[00:13:33]  I don't want to hear that shit, okay?
[00:13:35]  Look, I know my alcohol.
[00:13:37]  I know my limit.
[00:13:39]  I didn't realize that wine was going to get me blacked out fucking drunk, dude.
[00:13:43]  I didn't realize that shit.
[00:13:44]  AA.org.
[00:13:46]  I think we need to have an intervention, admitting you have a problem with the children.
[00:13:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:13:50]  I don't need an intervention for nothing, all right?
[00:13:53]  Are you kidding me?
[00:13:54]  I don't need an intervention for nothing.
[00:13:57]  Ghosts, Mazda.
[00:13:58]  Don't drive a fucking Mazda.
[00:14:00]  Oh, God.
[00:14:01]  It happened again.
[00:14:02]  Ghost used me to drunk wine.
[00:14:05]  I would not drive a fucking Mazda.
[00:14:07]  Are you kidding me?
[00:14:09]  What do you think?
[00:14:10]  I'm one of these fucking old bald men with a Mazda Miata thinking that I'm fucking cool, driving it at like fucking 90 miles an hour down the freeway, thinking I'm going to get some kind of old MILF poon.
[00:14:19]  Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
[00:14:20]  I would never fucking drive a Mazda, all right?
[00:14:23]  I drive badass foreign cars, baby.
[00:14:25]  I'm talking Brabus-modified Mercedes and shit like that.
[00:14:29]  So don't come at me with a fucking Mazda, all right?
[00:14:32]  Fucking sitting over here.
[00:14:33]  Fucking Mazda Miat.
[00:14:34]  I hate people with Mazda Miatas, by the way, man.
[00:14:36]  They fucking make me sick.
[00:14:38]  They're the same quintessential scumbag stereotype, too.
[00:14:41]  A bunch of bald pricks.
[00:14:43]  They always wear glasses.
[00:14:44]  They fucking put the top down.
[00:14:46]  It's a two-seater piece of lawnmower engine shit, a Mazda Miata.
[00:14:50]  And I'm sick and tired of seeing them.
[00:14:52]  And for you idiots to infer that I drive a fucking Mazda or anything to do with the Mazda is an insult to my goddamn economic intelligence.
[00:15:00]  Alright, so don't sit there and give me a...
[00:15:02]  Don't sit here and try to say that you know what I drive for Christ's sake.
[00:15:06]  It sure as hell ain't a fucking Mazda.
[00:15:08]  All right.
[00:15:09]  Drink from the spittoon ghost.
[00:15:12]  Oh my God.
[00:15:13]  All right.
[00:15:14]  I was, dude, I didn't want to spit in the fucking spittoon.
[00:15:17]  Why the fuck do you think I didn't even?
[00:15:18]  All right.
[00:15:19]  Look, enough of the goddamn wine tasting, okay?
[00:15:22]  You all are having a field day on text-to-speech.
[00:15:24]  Y'all are calling me a drunk.
[00:15:26]  You know, y'all are saying I need to go to Alcoholics Anonymous.
[00:15:29]  All right, whatever.
[00:15:29]  Okay.
[00:15:30]  I will never make that mistake again.
[00:15:32]  Okay.
[00:15:32]  I will make sure that the next time that I consume copious amounts of wine, that it isn't going to be like a fucking beer chug session, okay?

=== The Truth About My Car (06:42) ===

[00:15:40]  All right.
[00:15:41]  Let's see you beat this one Gino.
[00:15:43]  Oh, Chad Poopter Griffin.
[00:15:45]  All right.
[00:15:45]  He's calling out Gino for freaky fucking videos.
[00:15:48]  I can only imagine.
[00:15:50]  I can only imagine.
[00:15:51]  What is this?
[00:15:52]  Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
[00:15:54]  I think I heard the Home Depot theme song in the media video of your arrest.
[00:15:58]  I wasn't arrested, you idiot.
[00:16:00]  All right.
[00:16:00]  There was no cops called or any of that shit.
[00:16:02]  All right?
[00:16:04]  What is this?
[00:16:05]  Ghosting again.
[00:16:06]  That is obviously not me.
[00:16:07]  Oh, God.
[00:16:08]  It happened again.
[00:16:09]  Except this time, Engineer wasn't there, so Mrs. Ghost had to clean me up.
[00:16:13]  Oh, God.
[00:16:14]  Oh, fuck.
[00:16:15]  She's threatening to deliver.
[00:16:16]  Shut the fuck up, all right?
[00:16:18]  Engineer, get over here.
[00:16:20]  Shut the fuck up, all right?
[00:16:21]  Mrs. Ghost is not leaving me over this fucking event, okay?
[00:16:25]  Mrs. Ghost is used to this type of shit, okay?
[00:16:28]  All right, that's what a wife's job is, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:16:32]  When the husband gets a little in a little bit of a drunken stupor going on, that's what the wife is supposed to do, all right?
[00:16:38]  I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
[00:16:40]  Maybe it's because you're a bunch of forever-alone neckbeards, uh, incels that don't understand this.
[00:16:46]  Uh, that's that's what a fucking somebody that you're with is supposed to do.
[00:16:50]  So don't sit here and talk garbage, all right?
[00:16:53]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:16:54]  You see, I'm trying to be candid with you guys.
[00:16:56]  I'm trying to tell you guys the truth.
[00:16:58]  I even give you guys a fucking makeup show, and this is the kind of garbage that you're coming at me with, dude.
[00:17:04]  Anyway, look.
[00:17:07]  Look, here it is.
[00:17:08]  Alexander the Resurrection.
[00:17:10]  What the fuck do you want?
[00:17:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:17:13]  Ghost got drunk yesterday and went on a mass murdering rampage.
[00:17:16]  No, shut up.
[00:17:18]  I didn't do anything of the sort.
[00:17:23]  I'm not a racist asshole.
[00:17:25]  You're the racist.
[00:17:29]  You fucking.
[00:17:30]  You see, that's fucking racist.
[00:17:32]  You see that?
[00:17:32]  I'm not a damn racist.
[00:17:34]  You pieces of troll terrorist trash are racist, for Christ's sake.
[00:17:38]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, for heaven's sake.
[00:17:41]  And everybody out there throughout the internet knows it, man.
[00:17:44]  I've been a melting pot of friendship on these internets for the past over 12 goddamn years.
[00:17:49]  All right?
[00:17:50]  And for you people to continue to insist that I'm a racist is a false indictment.
[00:17:54]  And I'm telling you, and I'm warning, you idiots, continue to fucking infer that I'm racist.
[00:17:58]  I've got two words for you, baby.
[00:18:00]  I've got two fucking words for you.
[00:18:02]  Punitive damages.
[00:18:04]  So keep the shit up.
[00:18:06]  All right?
[00:18:08]  What is this?
[00:18:08]  2012 fan.
[00:18:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:18:10]  Several in the chat are sick with the flu.
[00:18:13]  Did you use Talmudic?
[00:18:14]  Oh, look, everybody's got the flu all of a sudden.
[00:18:17]  You know, believe it or not, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[00:18:19]  A lot of people have the flu.
[00:18:21]  I'm lucky enough not to get it.
[00:18:22]  I'm going to knock on some wood for Christ's sake.
[00:18:25]  Don't want to get the damn flu.
[00:18:27]  But I think that the reason many of y'all got the flu is because y'all are some dirty sons of bitches.
[00:18:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:33]  I mean, you guys are just kind of, you know, wash your hands after you take the crap.
[00:18:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:38]  You're probably eating off the floor of the damn public restroom and shit like that.
[00:18:42]  I mean, that's why y'all got the flu.
[00:18:44]  All right.
[00:18:45]  I mean, let me tell you something right now.
[00:18:46]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:18:48]  What is this, mini moose?
[00:18:50]  Mini moose.
[00:18:51]  I thought you were a cultured man.
[00:18:53]  You didn't know you spat out wine at one time.
[00:18:55]  No, I didn't.
[00:18:57]  That's the most stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life.
[00:19:01]  That was the most dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
[00:19:03]  Okay, that you're supposed to, okay.
[00:19:06]  You're going to do this wine tasting.
[00:19:07]  Okay.
[00:19:07]  What you're going to do is you're going to take this wine, and after you fucking swish it in your mouth, you spit it out.
[00:19:13]  I bet Gino will appreciate this.
[00:19:15]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:19:16]  We're getting the goddamn.
[00:19:19]  Good God.
[00:19:20]  We're getting bombarded with $18.66 bucker up in here for Christ's sake.
[00:19:24]  So let's just go ahead and get to it because I want to talk about some things.
[00:19:28]  And plus, I think I owe some fucking idiots some early radio graffiti or something.
[00:19:33]  All right.
[00:19:33]  So all of you idiots that are laughing at me because I gotten a little bit sloppy drunk at a damn wine tasting.
[00:19:39]  I hope it happens to you, sons of bitches, dude.
[00:19:42]  All right.
[00:19:42]  Because look, I thought I knew my fucking alcohol.
[00:19:45]  I drink, dude.
[00:19:46]  Listen, I drink anywhere from 12 to 15 beers a day.
[00:19:50]  And I'm talking about fucking nice German beers and fucking beers from Europe.
[00:19:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:55]  And what is this?
[00:19:56]  ST Mike, what do you want?
[00:19:58]  News Ghost, your favorite fan is feeling fine.
[00:20:01]  No flu here, Zoxaka.
[00:20:02]  Yeah, well, that sucks.
[00:20:04]  All right.
[00:20:04]  I'm very happy for you.
[00:20:06]  All right.
[00:20:06]  Anyway, listen, I drink anywhere from fucking 12 to 14 beers a day.
[00:20:10]  I figured, you know, if I drink a couple of fucking wine glasses for Christ's sake, I mean, big fucking deal.
[00:20:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:17]  If I drink a couple of fucking, okay, I drink 10 wine glasses.
[00:20:20]  Give me a fucking break.
[00:20:22]  Gays drink wine.
[00:20:23]  Women drink wine.
[00:20:25]  I can handle this.
[00:20:27]  And I don't know what the hell happened, dude.
[00:20:28]  So that's enough.
[00:20:30]  I don't want to talk about it.
[00:20:31]  You know why?
[00:20:32]  I missed the broadcast yesterday.
[00:20:34]  I want to move on from this, and I don't want this rubbed in my face anymore, right?
[00:20:38]  So all y'all, get it out of your fucking system.
[00:20:40]  All right.
[00:20:41]  I'm sorry I did not do the Saturday Night Troll show yesterday.
[00:20:45]  We are making it up today on this spontaneous Sunday show.
[00:20:48]  So let's go ahead and get to the $18.66 bucker here because I want to talk about some things.
[00:20:53]  I want to be able to talk about some things that relate to some in-real life streamers that we have got to come to know and love.
[00:21:01]  We want to conduct some internet tomfoolery, etc.
[00:21:04]  What is this?
[00:21:05]  More meme magic.
[00:21:06]  Oh my God.
[00:21:07]  More meme magic.
[00:21:09]  What is this?
[00:21:09]  Uncle Bernie's average campaign contribution is $18.66.
[00:21:14]  Joke are you fucking no way The average Bernie Sanders campaign contribution is $18.66.
[00:21:24]  I'm telling you, dude, meme magic when it comes to this show, meme magic when it comes to this fucking show is, I don't know.
[00:21:33]  It's freaky, dude.
[00:21:33]  It's freaky.
[00:21:34]  All right.
[00:21:34]  Thank you for letting us know more mean magic.
[00:21:37]  I appreciate it.
[00:21:38]  So let's get to the first $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:21:42]  This first one is how not to wine taste.
[00:21:46]  I can only imagine what this is.
[00:21:48]  How not to wine taste at a wine tasting event.
[00:21:51]  So let's get through with these $18.66 bucker.
[00:21:54]  Let's move on with the broadcast, shall we?
[00:21:55]  Let's get to the first up in here.
[00:21:59]  First fucking goddamn donation is a bunch of assholes that want to hear these.
[00:22:05]  How not to wine taste at a wine tasting event.
[00:22:08]  Let's get through with these $18.66 buckers.
[00:22:11]  Let's move on with the broadcast.
[00:22:12]  Jesus Christ for the first time.
[00:22:13]  First, goddamn, of course, first donation.
[00:22:16]  First fucking goddamn donation is a bunch of assholes that want to hear these.

=== How Not To Wine Taste (03:49) ===

[00:22:23]  Echoing.
[00:22:24]  Escotto.
[00:22:25]  Edgo.
[00:22:27]  Hey, what the fuck is this?
[00:22:29]  What the hell are you showing, hot damn?
[00:22:31]  Some old man getting arrested for EY?
[00:22:34]  Fuck you, man.
[00:22:36]  Is a bunch of assholes.
[00:22:41]  Echo!
[00:22:42]  Echo!
[00:22:44]  Hey, what the fuck is this?
[00:22:46]  What the hell are you showing?
[00:22:48]  Some old man getting arrested for EY.
[00:22:51]  Whoever's running this fucking real life, fuck you, man.
[00:22:55]  Fuck you!
[00:22:58]  Echo!
[00:23:00]  Echo!
[00:23:01]  Hey, what the fuck is this?
[00:23:03]  You fucking assholes doing this crap.
[00:23:04]  How fucking dare you, man?
[00:23:06]  How goddamn!
[00:23:10]  I'm singing it.
[00:23:11]  I'm singing.
[00:23:11]  Fuck all of you bastards.
[00:23:13]  I'm singing.
[00:23:14]  And you're going to sit there and eat it.
[00:23:16]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:23:20]  And look at that.
[00:23:21]  How fucking dastards is it?
[00:23:22]  You gave it away.
[00:23:28]  I'm singing.
[00:23:29]  Fuck all these bastards.
[00:23:30]  I'm singing about it.
[00:23:31]  And you're going to sit there and eat it.
[00:23:33]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:23:37]  And look at that.
[00:23:39]  You gave it away.
[00:23:45]  I'm sorry.
[00:23:48]  You're going to sit there and eat it.
[00:23:49]  Fucking eat it!
[00:23:51]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[00:24:06]  Fucking eat it!
[00:24:08]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:24:19]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:24:23]  Eat it!
[00:24:25]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:24:36]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:24:42]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:24:54]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:25:00]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:25:11]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:25:16]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:25:20]  And the very next day, this year to save me away.
[00:25:28]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:25:33]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:25:37]  And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:25:45]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:25:50]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:25:53]  I think I'll have to get it.
[00:25:54]  And the very next day, I've had enough of this.
[00:25:57]  All right.
[00:25:59]  Fucking assholes running these big ways.
[00:26:02]  I'll give it a shot.
[00:26:03]  Take it.
[00:26:04]  Get off.
[00:26:04]  Take this off.
[00:26:05]  Get off.
[00:26:06]  All right.
[00:26:06]  We get it.
[00:26:07]  Take it off.
[00:26:08]  Last Christmas.
[00:26:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:11]  All right.
[00:26:11]  Thank you very much.

=== Last Christmas Heartbreak (15:57) ===

[00:26:12]  Whoever the hell did that.
[00:26:14]  Not how to wine taste.
[00:26:16]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[00:26:17]  All right.
[00:26:18]  Anyway, once again, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker so we can move on with the internet tomfoolery that we have to conduct on this episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
[00:26:30]  What is this?
[00:26:30]  Train lover is in the house.
[00:26:32]  What up, man?
[00:26:33]  What's up, Ghost?
[00:26:34]  Glad to see you make up for the Saturday here as some 80s.
[00:26:37]  Hey, cheers to you, man.
[00:26:38]  I appreciate that.
[00:26:39]  Let's go ahead.
[00:26:41]  Hail Pukler.
[00:26:43]  Hey, I didn't realize.
[00:26:45]  I did not realize that we were gonna.
[00:26:47]  I was gonna puke.
[00:26:49]  All right.
[00:26:49]  I did not realize that.
[00:26:51]  And I'm embarrassed for it, so don't rub it in my face anymore.
[00:26:54]  All right, you fucking piece of shit.
[00:26:56]  All right, let's move on here.
[00:26:57]  Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:27:00]  This is by Ghost Making a Scene.
[00:27:03]  And he said, What a degenerate piece of trash.
[00:27:06]  Get help.
[00:27:06]  The 12-step program works if you work with it, drunkler.
[00:27:11]  So let's see what the hell they're talking about.
[00:27:14]  What did you donate for an $18.66 bucker?
[00:27:18]  Oh, dude, no, I knew one of you idiots were going to do this shit.
[00:27:22]  I knew one of you idiots were going to do this shit.
[00:27:24]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:27:25]  Look at this shit.
[00:27:26]  Look at this.
[00:27:27]  Look at this.
[00:27:28]  This is me at the fucking winery.
[00:27:30]  Is this it?
[00:27:32]  Excuse me.
[00:27:34]  Is this supposed to be me, you dumb jerk offs?
[00:27:36]  What a fucking bunch of assholes.
[00:27:44]  Look, this was not me, dude.
[00:27:45]  Okay.
[00:27:46]  I was not hit me again.
[00:27:48]  All right.
[00:27:48]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[00:27:50]  I can't believe this is how you fucking people think of me, dude.
[00:27:57]  Sir, this is a winery.
[00:27:59]  This is a winery, not a bar, okay?
[00:28:03]  Just fucking give me a bottle.
[00:28:10]  Why don't you buy a bottle and go in back to the fucking building?
[00:28:13]  All right, you fucking wino.
[00:28:15]  Oh, there he goes.
[00:28:17]  I was not like this, folks.
[00:28:18]  I did not do this.
[00:28:22]  I did not do this.
[00:28:23]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pause this.
[00:28:26]  I keep my distance, but you still can't shine.
[00:28:29]  Here it is, George Michael.
[00:28:30]  I knew you idiots were going to do this.
[00:28:32]  I knew you idiots were going to do this.
[00:28:36]  Oh, he drinks the spittoon.
[00:28:39]  Ah!
[00:28:40]  Oh!
[00:28:43]  Oh!
[00:28:45]  He drinks the fucking spittoon!
[00:28:49]  Oh, God.
[00:28:50]  All right.
[00:28:50]  That's enough, dude.
[00:28:51]  Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
[00:28:52]  He fucking drinks the spittoon.
[00:28:56]  And I didn't drink the spittoon, dude.
[00:28:58]  You see, that was not me.
[00:29:00]  I didn't drink no fucking spittoon.
[00:29:02]  I just drank whatever the hell they were tasting out there.
[00:29:05]  And after about fucking 10 to 12 glasses, I don't know what the hell happened, all right?
[00:29:09]  I didn't drink out of no fucking spittoon.
[00:29:12]  I didn't even, I didn't even want to use the spittoon.
[00:29:14]  I thought it was a fucking, I thought it was sick.
[00:29:16]  I thought it was gross.
[00:29:17]  Like I said, it reminded me of that old folklore of Ozzy Osborne.
[00:29:21]  Y'all heard about that?
[00:29:22]  Now, I don't know if he really did this, but I heard that Ozzy Osborne, back in the old days, when he was biting heads off of bats and shit, this guy would give a bowl to the front row of the audience, and the front row of the audience would all spit in the damn bowl, and fucking Ozzy Osborne would drink it.
[00:29:36]  I mean, this is folklore, of course, folks.
[00:29:38]  I have no idea if that was for real, but I probably don't doubt it, okay?
[00:29:44]  But that's what it reminded me of every time I fucking look at that fucking spittoon.
[00:29:48]  That's what it reminded me of, all right?
[00:29:51]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[00:29:53]  We got another $18.66 bucker.
[00:29:55]  This is requested by Chad Poopter Griffin.
[00:29:58]  Chad Poopter Griffin requested this and said, let's see you beat this one, Gino.
[00:30:03]  Now, viewer discretion is advised, folks, because first of all, Chad Poopter Griffin is kind of a fucking perverted piece of shit.
[00:30:09]  And secondly, Geno is known for requesting very weird videos.
[00:30:14]  So if Chad Poopter Griffin is over here trying to outdo Geno, well, viewer discretion is advised.
[00:30:22]  That's all I got to say to that.
[00:30:23]  All right.
[00:30:23]  So let's see what Poopter Griffin over here has to do.
[00:30:26]  Oh, Jesus, dude.
[00:30:28]  Hold on.
[00:30:28]  Let me make sure.
[00:30:29]  Okay, I think this is okay.
[00:30:31]  Chad Poopter Griffin, play it.
[00:30:34]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:30:35]  Somebody just fucking donated.
[00:30:36]  Hold on.
[00:30:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:39]  I drank Vast Platoon.
[00:30:41]  What the fuck the hell does that mean?
[00:30:42]  I drank Fast Platoon.
[00:30:44]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:30:46]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:30:47]  Play Chad Poopter Griffin's fucking video.
[00:30:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:53]  What the fuck am I watching, dude?
[00:30:56]  What the fuck was that?
[00:31:01]  You see, what did I tell you about this fucking Chad Poopter Griffin, dude?
[00:31:04]  What did I tell you about this sick fuck?
[00:31:07]  What did I tell you about this sick asshole?
[00:31:10]  What did I tell you, man?
[00:31:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:14]  Pause this.
[00:31:15]  Pause it for Christ.
[00:31:16]  Who the hell just donated?
[00:31:17]  Gray Steele.
[00:31:18]  Gray Steel just donated an $18.66 bucker.
[00:31:21]  Obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
[00:31:24]  As you can see, take a look at this Chad Poopter Griffin over here.
[00:31:29]  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:31:31]  And is this anime?
[00:31:33]  Is this like the Japanese propaganda still?
[00:31:37]  Fucking sick assholes.
[00:31:39]  And what the hell is that supposed to do?
[00:31:42]  Oh, God.
[00:31:43]  This is what I'm doing on my Sunday, the Lord's Day, over here.
[00:31:47]  It's supposed to be a day of rest, and this is what I'm doing.
[00:31:49]  I'm watching anime characters take turds.
[00:31:53]  Ah, fucking hell.
[00:31:56]  And what the hell was this recorded on Betamax?
[00:31:59]  This looks like it was a fucking Betamax tape.
[00:32:04]  Is that Freddy Krueger?
[00:32:10]  I'm telling you, Chad Poopter Griffin, you're a sick fuck, dude.
[00:32:13]  I don't get it, dude.
[00:32:24]  I don't.
[00:32:24]  Does anybody get this shit?
[00:32:26]  I don't get this fucking beta match recorded shit.
[00:32:37]  What is this crap?
[00:32:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:32:48]  Are you fucking joking, dude?
[00:32:49]  He's fucking blowing a fart into the phone.
[00:32:52]  I mean, dude, who fucking comes up with this shit?
[00:32:55]  Let alone animates it.
[00:32:58]  I mean, this took time, effort, and energy to animate, for heaven's sake.
[00:33:02]  All right, dude, hold on.
[00:33:09]  Pause this.
[00:33:09]  Pause this shit.
[00:33:10]  What?
[00:33:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:12]  I puked many times.
[00:33:13]  Hey, what up, Eastern Time, dude?
[00:33:14]  How you doing, man?
[00:33:16]  We all want you to be around a long time and fuck that faggot last Christmas song.
[00:33:21]  Hey, hey, come on, Eastern Time.
[00:33:24]  Look, I appreciate you caring about my health and caring about me wanting to, you know, live a long time, but, you know, it is what it is, dude.
[00:33:32]  The future belongs to no one.
[00:33:34]  And don't make fun of the damn Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
[00:33:44]  This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[00:33:51]  They'll be dissing that.
[00:33:52]  So it's a good song, dude.
[00:33:53]  Anyway, thank you, Eastern Time.
[00:33:55]  We'll get to yours in just a second.
[00:33:56]  We're listening to, or actually watching Chad Poopter Griffin's poopy video.
[00:34:01]  Let's go ahead and play a couple of more fucking seconds of this shit, man.
[00:34:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:21]  I mean, this is my life, folks.
[00:34:22]  This is what I'm doing on a Sunday night right now.
[00:34:24]  Look at this.
[00:34:25]  This is what I'm watching on a Sunday fucking night.
[00:34:34]  What is this dumb shit?
[00:34:47]  Alright, I think I've had enough.
[00:34:49]  This is so stupid.
[00:34:50]  Alright, one more.
[00:34:51]  One more.
[00:34:52]  What is this?
[00:35:00]  I mean what is this based out of the Middle East?
[00:35:02]  I mean, do you see those buildings, for Christ's sake?
[00:35:05]  Is this Middle Eastern shit?
[00:35:17]  After this one, I'm done.
[00:35:19]  This is so stupid.
[00:35:25]  What the fuck is what the fuck is this, Chad, you asshole?
[00:35:32]  Alright, I've had enough of this.
[00:35:34]  This is so stupid, man.
[00:35:36]  I mean, this is below-teletubby type of fucking intelligence.
[00:35:39]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:35:43]  He's playing with the Koopal.
[00:35:44]  He's playing with the couple.
[00:35:49]  All right, I have no idea what this is, dude.
[00:35:51]  I've had enough.
[00:35:59]  All right, that's it.
[00:36:00]  All right, that's it.
[00:36:01]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:36:04]  Chad Poopter Griffin, what the fuck was that supposed to be?
[00:36:06]  And not to mention, why do you even know that damn stupid video exists?
[00:36:10]  I mean, how depressing is your late nights in internet surfing when you are finding shit like this on the internet, man?
[00:36:17]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:36:20]  All right, let's move on.
[00:36:21]  All right, Chad Poopter Griffin was challenging Gino, X Nod.
[00:36:24]  Was it Geno X1980 fucking 7 or 4, whatever his name is?
[00:36:29]  Let's continue going.
[00:36:30]  Let's go.
[00:36:31]  What Krotz listened to requested this one for an $18.66 bucker.
[00:36:36]  What Krotz listened to?
[00:36:38]  That's pretty racist against fucking Germans.
[00:36:41]  I bet Gino will appreciate this one.
[00:36:43]  Oh, look, everybody's coming to Geno now.
[00:36:46]  Everybody.
[00:36:47]  First, Chad Poopter Griffin.
[00:36:49]  Now, what Krotz listened to.
[00:36:51]  Okay, I can only imagine what the hell this video is.
[00:36:55]  What is this?
[00:36:56]  What Krotz listened to?
[00:36:57]  Hold on just a second.
[00:36:58]  This looks a little weird.
[00:37:00]  This looks a little weird.
[00:37:01]  Let me make sure this isn't some kind of man ass or, you know, some kind of a prolapse.
[00:37:06]  Anus taking a dump or, you know, something that.
[00:37:09]  All right, it's not.
[00:37:09]  All right.
[00:37:10]  I think we're okay here.
[00:37:11]  What Krotz listened to requested this.
[00:37:16]  What Krotz listened to?
[00:37:17]  What are these colons?
[00:37:18]  What the fuck?
[00:37:19]  Hold on.
[00:37:19]  THIS IS SHIT!
[00:37:20]  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
[00:37:28]  Space Pop Frag mich warum Space Pop Frag mich woher Space Pop Sag mich wozu Space Pop This is- German obviously.
[00:37:43]  Man, I'm telling you, dude, this is...
[00:37:52]  I have no idea what the hell to say to this stupid shit.
[00:37:56]  Where do y'all find this dumb garbage?
[00:37:58]  This has only got 607 views!
[00:38:14]  Pause this.
[00:38:15]  We got a dono.
[00:38:16]  Pause this shit.
[00:38:17]  What?
[00:38:18]  Finish the Chad Poopter-Giffin video.
[00:38:20]  Finish the Chad Poopter-Griffin video.
[00:38:22]  What were you talking about?
[00:38:23]  Why?
[00:38:24]  Why?
[00:38:26]  Hold on, we're fucking, we're watching this one right now, you fucking dickhead.
[00:38:30]  Stop throwing money at me like I'm a whore and I'm just gonna do what you say, all right?
[00:38:34]  I'm not a whore.
[00:38:36]  Here, let's listen to the rest of what Krots listened to.
[00:38:39]  All right, let's listen.
[00:38:41]  Enjoy this.
[00:38:42]  This was requested by what Crotch listened to.
[00:39:02]  You know, Germans are very bizarre fucking people.
[00:39:05]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:39:07]  bizarre people and stop putting that fucking gif of that disabled girl in the chat room dude that That's fucking wrong.
[00:39:19]  You're going to burn in hell for that.
[00:39:21]  STOP THAT SHIT!
[00:39:31]  What the fuck is this, dude?
[00:39:33]  Is this like a celebration of space?
[00:39:35]  I mean, the Germans never went to space.
[00:39:40]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:39:42]  Unless you believe Hitler created fucking flying saucers, or whatever that stupid conspiracy theory is.
[00:39:54]  Alright, hold on, we're getting a do-do here.
[00:39:56]  Hold on, pause this.
[00:39:57]  What is this?
[00:39:58]  What?
[00:39:58]  Oh, my God!
[00:39:59]  Space is not real.
[00:40:00]  Turn this Jew lies off harem girl.
[00:40:03]  Hey, wait a minute.
[00:40:04]  Why are you calling me a harem girl?
[00:40:07]  Alright?
[00:40:08]  Listen, let's get this fucking straightened out right now.
[00:40:10]  I'm not a fucking whore.
[00:40:12]  I'm not a harem girl.
[00:40:14]  I'm not a prostitute.
[00:40:15]  I'm not some fucking dancer.
[00:40:18]  You know, I'm not some fucking donkey show.
[00:40:21]  I'm none of that shit.
[00:40:22]  So shut the fuck up.
[00:40:24]  Alright, I'm tired of you people fucking talking to me.
[00:40:26]  Play the rest of this fucking space box shit and fuck you up.
[00:40:40]  I'm not entertainment for tards either, you piece of garbage.
[00:40:47]  Alright, I think I've had enough of this.
[00:40:49]  This is so stupid.
[00:40:50]  What are these?
[00:40:50]  Colons?
[00:40:52]  I mean, are these colons?
[00:40:53]  I mean, what exactly are these things?
[00:40:56]  Alright, we got it.
[00:40:57]  Alright, now listen, I'm going to go back to Chad Poopter Griffin because for whatever reason, fucking 2012 fan decided, here, here's seven bucks.
[00:41:06]  Play it some more.
[00:41:08]  So we're going to play some more.
[00:41:10]  We're going to play where we left off from Chad Poopter Griffin's goddamn fucking video.
[00:41:14]  Here it is.
[00:41:14]  Thanks to dumbass 2012 fan.
[00:41:17]  Play it.
[00:41:18]  This is so fucking dumb.
[00:41:19]  What the fuck is this?
[00:41:24]  Why does this person have to be buck naked?
[00:41:28]  Why does this cartoon character have to be buck naked?
[00:41:35]  Oh my god.
[00:41:37]  Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
[00:41:41]  Oh, God.
[00:41:48]  I mean, this is fucking disgusting, man.
[00:41:50]  Seriously.
[00:41:52]  Whoever did this, whoever made this fucking cartoon needs to be repeatedly beaten in the balls.
[00:41:59]  Hey, what the hell?
[00:42:00]  Taking a turn?
[00:42:03]  Oh, God.
[00:42:04]  I mean, come on, man.

=== Why I Hate This Video (04:18) ===

[00:42:10]  Why do y'all want to watch this shit, man?
[00:42:13]  Hold on, pause this.
[00:42:14]  Pause it.
[00:42:14]  What?
[00:42:15]  What is this?
[00:42:16]  And we got fuck me down.
[00:42:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:19]  Alright, just play the rest of this shitty video.
[00:42:22]  Literally, play the rest of this shitty video.
[00:42:29]  I mean, what is this fixation with turds and shit?
[00:42:31]  What is your fictitious?
[00:42:33]  This is disgusting, man.
[00:42:35]  This is utterly disgusting.
[00:42:46]  WHY DO Y'ALL MAKE ME WATCH THIS RETARDED SHIT?!
[00:42:55]  SERIOUSLY, WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT?!
[00:43:05]  Man, I'm tired of this shit.
[00:43:06]  Man, I can't believe this.
[00:43:08]  I can't believe this shit.
[00:43:15]  WHAT THE FUCK!
[00:43:18]  This is stupid fucking Betamax Japanese fucking scat shit.
[00:43:28]  And this is what I'm forced to watch!
[00:43:30]  This is what these assholes want me to watch, for Christ's sake!
[00:43:36]  I would never subject myself.
[00:43:38]  Hold on, pause this.
[00:43:40]  I would never subject myself to this garbage.
[00:43:42]  Hey, what is this?
[00:43:43]  Bass teletubbies.
[00:43:45]  All right, look, let's just get through with this one and we'll move on to the $18.
[00:43:52]  I'm done, dude.
[00:43:53]  I'm done with the stupid fucking dumb shit.
[00:43:58]  Oh, oh, his turn blasts off the fucking rocket, of course.
[00:44:02]  Because the whole goddamn fucking moon landing is a bunch of fucking horseshoe.
[00:44:08]  Hold on, what?
[00:44:09]  Somebody just donated again.
[00:44:11]  Geno X 1987 type poop to ban Chad Poopter Griffin.
[00:44:15]  Oh, man.
[00:44:17]  No shit.
[00:44:17]  This was stupid, Chad Poopter Griffin.
[00:44:20]  This was really a fucking stupid video.
[00:44:23]  And I don't know why 2012 fan loves it.
[00:44:25]  I don't know what is up with you and your scat fetishes.
[00:44:29]  But y'all got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[00:44:35]  All right.
[00:44:36]  That's enough.
[00:44:37]  We've done it.
[00:44:38]  That's it.
[00:44:38]  All right.
[00:44:38]  That's it.
[00:44:39]  It's the end.
[00:44:40]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:44:42]  I mean, this is what I'm subjected to, man.
[00:44:46]  I mean, I'm sure that fucking people that are in Guantanamo Bay aren't even subjected to this type of fucking torture, man.
[00:44:54]  This is torture.
[00:44:56]  I am forced to watch crap that I literally would never watch in my life.
[00:45:00]  And I know what you assholes are trying to do.
[00:45:03]  You're trying to find the most disgusting, pathetic, you know, fucking garbage that you can find so you can subject me to this fucking bullshit.
[00:45:14]  Fucking mind fuckers.
[00:45:15]  That's what you are.
[00:45:16]  A bunch of mind fuckers, for Christ's sake, huh?
[00:45:19]  Well, luckily, I have a strong mind, all right?
[00:45:21]  I don't have a relaxed brain like some of you sons of bitches out here.
[00:45:25]  All right?
[00:45:26]  I've got a strong mind.
[00:45:28]  All right.
[00:45:29]  My mind is a muscle.
[00:45:30]  All right.
[00:45:32]  It's a fucking muscle.
[00:45:34]  All right.
[00:45:34]  Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:45:37]  This is Train Lover567.
[00:45:40]  Train Lover 567 requested this and said, Sub ghost, glad to see you make up for Saturday.
[00:45:45]  Here's some 80s.
[00:45:47]  Let's go ahead and hear what kind of 80s Train Lover 567 requested.
[00:45:51]  I love the 80s.
[00:45:52]  Everybody knows I love the 80s.
[00:45:55]  I miss the 80s.
[00:45:57]  The 80s were the time when ladies would let you do yay-yo off their tetays.
[00:46:03]  No bullshit.
[00:46:03]  Not that I conducted myself in any of that garbage, but just saying.
[00:46:07]  Anyway, let's get to Train Lover567's video.
[00:46:10]  Here it is.
[00:46:11]  By these dickheads in the chat room because they're too busy being a bunch of goddamn cyber vermin thinking they're so cute.
[00:46:19]  So anyway, thank you, Train Lover.
[00:46:20]  I do appreciate it.
[00:46:22]  Let's continue, dude.
[00:46:23]  I'm going to get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:46:26]  Obligating me to watch the damn YouTube video.

=== Singing Along With Lyrics (05:22) ===

[00:46:29]  So what's the next one?
[00:46:31]  Ghost Michael.
[00:46:32]  Ghost fucking Michael.
[00:46:34]  Once bitten, twice shy.
[00:46:36]  I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
[00:46:39]  Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?
[00:46:42]  Was the message.
[00:46:44]  So let's see what Ghost Michael has requested for an $18.66 bucker on this spontaneous Sunday edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
[00:46:54]  And of course, hold on just a second.
[00:46:56]  We got to fucking wait for this commercial here for some ugly baby.
[00:47:01]  Take that ugly kid out of my face, ugly ass baby.
[00:47:04]  Oh, oh, look at what, look at what Ghost Michael requested.
[00:47:08]  Look at what he requested.
[00:47:10]  Uh-oh.
[00:47:12]  Instrumental, baby.
[00:47:13]  The instrumental version of last Christmas.
[00:47:16]  Is this because you want me to sing this?
[00:47:19]  Is that it?
[00:47:20]  I mean, do I have an angelic voice?
[00:47:22]  You actually want me to fucking sing this again?
[00:47:24]  I'm going to sing it.
[00:47:25]  I'm going to sing it.
[00:47:27]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:47:32]  And the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:47:41]  I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
[00:48:02]  I don't know I don't know the lyrics of this song It's something about him, you know going around liking some shit giving her the old fucking eyeball You know she sucks his cock or something and then decides you know what there's more than one guy here You know hold on we just got another donut.
[00:48:19]  What is this?
[00:48:20]  Party in the Alamo.
[00:48:21]  All right.
[00:48:22]  Look, we're listening to last Christmas instrumental here, all right?
[00:48:27]  How's it saying?
[00:48:28]  Last night I saw you there.
[00:48:31]  You didn't want to say you had on your way.
[00:48:36]  I tried to tell you, I tried to say, I want your fucking I mean, I don't know the lyrics.
[00:48:47]  I'm sorry.
[00:48:48]  I don't know the lyrics of this song.
[00:48:51]  Okay?
[00:48:52]  I just know the fucking chorus.
[00:48:53]  All right, that's all I know.
[00:48:54]  All right, here it's coming up.
[00:48:55]  All right, it's coming up.
[00:48:57]  Don't worry, it's coming up.
[00:48:59]  All right, everybody ready?
[00:49:01]  One, two, three.
[00:49:03]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:49:07]  And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:49:16]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:49:20]  Sing it with me.
[00:49:21]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:49:25]  And the very next day, you gave it away this year.
[00:49:32]  Save me from tears.
[00:49:34]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:49:38]  Hey, who's jamming out?
[00:49:41]  Who's jamming out to go singing last Christmas for Christ's sake, man?
[00:49:45]  We're rocking out with our cock out for Christmas, baby.
[00:49:49]  We're rocking out with our cock out on Christmas.
[00:49:52]  You're damn right.
[00:49:54]  And this is a great song, by the way.
[00:49:56]  I don't know why y'all people are hating on this song.
[00:49:58]  See, I don't know the lyrics of this song.
[00:50:02]  I saw you there and didn't know.
[00:50:06]  I've never known you wanted my show.
[00:50:10]  So I'll need you all I've done.
[00:50:16]  I'm serious.
[00:50:18]  I don't know the lyrics.
[00:50:22]  I don't know the lyrics.
[00:50:23]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:26]  It's something like that.
[00:50:27]  I have no idea.
[00:50:28]  Here, here, we're going back to the chorus.
[00:50:30]  All right, here it goes.
[00:50:30]  This is the best part of the song.
[00:50:31]  Everybody ready?
[00:50:33]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:50:37]  And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[00:50:46]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:50:50]  I'm telling you.
[00:50:51]  Last Christmas.
[00:50:53]  All right.
[00:50:54]  All right.
[00:50:54]  Hold on.
[00:50:55]  What?
[00:50:55]  What?
[00:50:56]  Who the hell donated?
[00:50:57]  Can't abuser.
[00:50:58]  What the hell did you say?
[00:51:00]  He said, here's the freaking lyrics to the song, Ghost.
[00:51:04]  Now you can do it with the lyrics.
[00:51:06]  All right.
[00:51:07]  Well, thank you very much.
[00:51:08]  I appreciate it.
[00:51:10]  All right.
[00:51:11]  I don't really give a shit about the lyrics.
[00:51:12]  I don't give a shit about the goddamn chorus.
[00:51:14]  Now, let's go back and let's sing it together.
[00:51:16]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[00:51:27]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:51:30]  I got such an angelic voice.
[00:51:32]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[00:51:35]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[00:51:45]  I'll give it to someone special.
[00:51:49]  This is angelic voice, dude.

=== Angelic Voice Requested (04:43) ===

[00:51:51]  Are you kidding me?
[00:51:52]  If I was singing this live, I'd be getting an encore, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:56]  I'd be having roses thrown at me and panties and shit because of the angelic voice now I'm conducting on this on this goddamn song.
[00:52:05]  I'll give it to someone.
[00:52:08]  Thank you very much, whoever the hell requested it.
[00:52:10]  Who requested this again?
[00:52:12]  Ghost Michael requested this.
[00:52:14]  All right.
[00:52:14]  Thank you very much, Ghost Michael.
[00:52:16]  I do appreciate it.
[00:52:17]  I'm sure everybody had a good time listening to old ghosts and the angelic voice in which I possess.
[00:52:23]  So let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
[00:52:25]  All right.
[00:52:25]  How did y'all like that?
[00:52:26]  Huh?
[00:52:26]  Y'all like a little bit of that, huh?
[00:52:31]  Anyway, we've got Gray Steele.
[00:52:33]  Gray Steele requested this one right here.
[00:52:36]  So let's go ahead and see what Gray Steele requested.
[00:52:38]  didn't say anything about it he just he just said this is our Jesus Not this fucking nutty, fucking limey again, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:46]  Anyway, here's Gray Steele.
[00:52:49]  Gray Steele requested this.
[00:52:51]  Here we go.
[00:52:52]  We were talking about doing our teacher, Miss Goodall, when we said no.
[00:52:59]  Not long after, I went to school and I said to my friend, I'll have to rape Miss Goodall.
[00:53:07]  So he told Miss Goodall.
[00:53:09]  Why is this guy even a fucking meme seriously?
[00:53:11]  Is he because he's an ugly son of a bitch?
[00:53:14]  So I had playtime.
[00:53:15]  I said to Miss Goodall, you can listen right here.
[00:53:18]  I'm going to on your big face.
[00:53:22]  God, it's because he's an ugly son of a bitch, right?
[00:53:26]  I was really looking forward to it, so I got my little foreskin and I was like a whip.
[00:53:33]  Ow!
[00:53:34]  That hurts!
[00:53:35]  I mean, this guy is an ugly motherfucker, dude.
[00:53:38]  Seriously.
[00:53:38]  I mean, that's the only thing I can assess why he's a mean.
[00:53:45]  Oh, horrible.
[00:53:48]  It got me right in my face.
[00:53:49]  Did it, And everything was lovely.
[00:53:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:54]  Wonderful.
[00:53:55]  I know, is this Jeremy Corbin?
[00:53:57]  Actually, is this the labor leader of Jeremy Corbin?
[00:54:01]  Is this what he's doing for money now because he lost the goddamn election?
[00:54:05]  When we got there, I found out that there was this bus that you could go on, a kind of trip round the runways so you could get right to the customs.
[00:54:13]  There were steel walks.
[00:54:16]  Why?
[00:54:17]  Is all I got to ask you, Gray Steele?
[00:54:19]  Why?
[00:54:20]  Two, by hanging on the customs face so they couldn't see you.
[00:54:24]  And three, going through the customs with the two-year-olds.
[00:54:28]  What the fuck?
[00:54:29]  What the hell was that?
[00:54:30]  Three.
[00:54:31]  I chose to hide them on me somewhere.
[00:54:34]  But where?
[00:54:35]  I know, I said.
[00:54:36]  I'll stuff the 20,000 in my wings.
[00:54:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:41]  This is getting disgusting, dude.
[00:54:43]  This is fucking disgusting, man.
[00:54:45]  This fucking scuff Jeremy Corbin, son of a bitch.
[00:54:48]  This is an ugly man.
[00:54:51]  What the fuck?
[00:54:53]  I mean, this is a fucking severely ugly man.
[00:54:55]  They grabbed me and they searched me.
[00:54:58]  And they fucked me.
[00:54:59]  They looked in my pockets.
[00:55:01]  They looked in my ass.
[00:55:02]  They even looked under my weeds.
[00:55:06]  But they never felt in my wings.
[00:55:09]  I mean, what does this guy do?
[00:55:10]  Does he tell like fucking nice stallies or some shit?
[00:55:14]  Is that what this guy does?
[00:55:15]  I like to tell nice stories.
[00:55:19]  Actually, I saw them.
[00:55:21]  You know the kind of thing.
[00:55:22]  Sex stains.
[00:55:24]  Yeah.
[00:55:26]  I like to tell nice stories.
[00:55:29]  My dad fuckers me.
[00:55:31]  When I stick my finger down my mom's slimy, my dad calls me a fucked up waste of money.
[00:55:38]  So sad.
[00:55:39]  One time May came over after the moment.
[00:55:42]  This is so stupid.
[00:55:43]  I mean, why are you all subjecting me to this type of mental retardation?
[00:55:47]  Seriously.
[00:55:49]  This is how we played.
[00:55:50]  Forward.
[00:55:54]  Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
[00:56:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:14]  Hooray!
[00:56:17]  I've had enough.
[00:56:18]  I've had enough of this.
[00:56:20]  Gray Steele, I've had about enough.
[00:56:22]  Look at this guy's face.
[00:56:23]  I mean, what a disgusting, despicable, ugly-looking man.
[00:56:27]  I mean, this guy should be fucking prime candidate for being one of them Crimbus assholes that you told me about the last episode.

=== Enough Of Judas Priest (10:32) ===

[00:56:35]  Huh?
[00:56:35]  Crimbus, remember those fucking, you know, the evil spirit of Christmas?
[00:56:39]  That's that son of a bitch right there.
[00:56:41]  Prime candidate to whip these fucking idiots during that particular time period.
[00:56:46]  Anyway, thank you, Gray Steele.
[00:56:48]  I have no fucking idea what the hell that was supposed to be about.
[00:56:51]  But let's go.
[00:56:52]  Oh, it's Krampus or Crumba.
[00:56:53]  Whatever the fuck.
[00:56:54]  I don't care.
[00:56:55]  Whatever the hell it is.
[00:56:56]  Krampus, Crumbus, Columbus.
[00:56:59]  All right, who gives a shit, man?
[00:57:02]  Anyway, Eastern Time.
[00:57:03]  I've puked many times drinking.
[00:57:05]  It's called alcoholism, and you need to get help.
[00:57:09]  We all want you to be around for a long time.
[00:57:12]  And fuck that baguette last Christmas song.
[00:57:15]  That's a fucking badass song, dude.
[00:57:16]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:57:18]  And here's another baguette singing a Christmas song.
[00:57:21]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:57:23]  All right, Eastern Time requested this.
[00:57:26]  That's a nice fucking song.
[00:57:27]  I don't understand why you people hate that song so much, man.
[00:57:29]  That's like that's that's a new Christmas song.
[00:57:32]  You're gonna be hearing that shit for the next 10 years.
[00:57:34]  All right, this oh, fucking Grammarly.
[00:57:38]  Can you go fuck off, Grammarly?
[00:57:39]  Seriously.
[00:57:40]  All right, you're the politically correct word processor.
[00:57:43]  Have you heard about according to many folks that have used Grammarly?
[00:57:48]  This is, of course, my opinion.
[00:57:50]  I don't know.
[00:57:51]  I've never used Grammarly, but I've only heard from hearsay that Grammarly recorrects any kind of politically incorrect word and tries to put a politically correct word in its place.
[00:58:02]  So isn't that great?
[00:58:03]  Yeah, politically correct word processor, huh?
[00:58:07]  Welcome to the machine.
[00:58:09]  Anyway, this one right here was requested by Eastern Time.
[00:58:13]  Let's go ahead and see what Eastern Time is.
[00:58:15]  What is this?
[00:58:16]  Uh-oh.
[00:58:16]  Is it the lead singer of Judas Priest doing some kind of fucking solo album?
[00:58:21]  Winter Songs.
[00:58:22]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:58:23]  Hold on.
[00:58:23]  Wait a minute.
[00:58:24]  I had the shit off.
[00:58:25]  Hold on a second here.
[00:58:26]  Play it.
[00:58:32]  Let me listen to this.
[00:58:35]  Now, this is the lead singer of Judas Priest.
[00:58:39]  And this is obviously a solo album project.
[00:58:43]  Let's go ahead and listen to some of his solo stuff here.
[00:58:46]  This is, of course, was requested by Eastern Time.
[00:58:50]  So let's listen to this.
[00:58:59]  What the fuck?
[00:59:03]  I mean, did the lead singer of Judas Priest sell out to fucking Viking rock?
[00:59:08]  This sounds like shitty ass viking rock, my god!
[00:59:29]  Dude, what happened?
[00:59:30]  This is the fucking lead singer to Judas Priest.
[00:59:33]  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
[00:59:35]  AND IS THIS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONG?!
[00:59:42]  This is a fucking Christmas song.
[00:59:45]  Are you shitting me, Halford?
[00:59:47]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[00:59:48]  WHAT KIND OF SELLOUT BULLSHIT IS THIS?!
[00:59:57]  Oh my god, I'm embarrassed that I've even listened to Judas Priest in my lifetime LISTENING TO THIS FUCKING FRUIT MOLD GARBAGE Oh wait a minute, hold on, time out.
[01:00:14]  Time out just a second.
[01:00:15]  I mean, are you actually fucking singing a Christmas song there, Halford?
[01:00:20]  I mean, you are a part of Judas Priest.
[01:00:22]  You're the lead singer of Judas Priest, man.
[01:00:26]  Fucking rock and roll and Satan and shit.
[01:00:29]  And then you're going to come out here and make a song about the three kings and fucking Bethlehem and all this other.
[01:00:34]  You're gay on top of that.
[01:00:36]  You have openly come out and are gay.
[01:00:39]  You're one of those leather gay guys.
[01:00:42]  How the fuck can you be celebrating Christmas when you are obviously against the dogma of what these fucking people who celebrate Christmas is about.
[01:00:51]  All right?
[01:00:52]  I mean, you take meat in the can.
[01:00:54]  I mean, not that there's anything, I guess, wrong with that, but you take meat in the can.
[01:00:59]  How the hell can you celebrate Christmas, man?
[01:01:02]  You should be celebrating that secular bullshit like winter solstice or some shit.
[01:01:07]  That's what you should be fucking singing about, fucking Halford.
[01:01:11]  Went to solstice, here thy come.
[01:01:15]  Went to solstice.
[01:01:18]  I want whores dumb.
[01:01:19]  You know, come on.
[01:01:21]  Play the rest of this stupid song.
[01:01:23]  I am disappointed.
[01:01:24]  I'll tell you that right now.
[01:01:25]  I am disappointed.
[01:01:32]  And what is this?
[01:01:34]  This is fucking horrible metal.
[01:01:36]  This is fucking horrible!
[01:01:48]  I can't believe that this is fucking the lead singer of Judas Priest.
[01:01:52]  I sincerely cannot believe this, man.
[01:01:54]  This is the same fucking guy living after midnight.
[01:01:58]  I mean, are you shitting me?!
[01:02:10]  We got a donator over here.
[01:02:11]  What is it, dude?
[01:02:12]  Rev up those tinfoil hats.
[01:02:14]  We're going off the deep.
[01:02:15]  Oh, $25 bill from 2012 fan.
[01:02:18]  It's obviously something having to do with esoteric shit.
[01:02:21]  All right, he's barely getting into it and starting to understand what's going on out here.
[01:02:25]  But until then, we got to listen to this fucking stupid Halford fucking Christmas song, man.
[01:02:30]  This is stupid!
[01:02:39]  This is fucking stupid, man!
[01:02:42]  I can't believe this is Halford, man.
[01:02:44]  I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
[01:02:46]  Now behold him arise Oh my god King and God and sacrifice Do you really need this much money?
[01:03:05]  This was made in 2013.
[01:03:09]  And it's only got 171,000 views, for Christ's sake.
[01:03:12]  Nobody does this shit.
[01:03:15]  I mean, just go back on tour with Judas Priest while you can there, Halford.
[01:03:19]  This shit sucks.
[01:03:22]  This shit sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper if I've ever fucking seen something suck in my life.
[01:03:29]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:31]  Hey, Eastern Time.
[01:03:33]  I know you requested this, and I think that you were requesting this to be facetious.
[01:03:38]  I know you don't like this stuff, but this fucking sucks.
[01:03:41]  I'm telling you.
[01:03:44]  This fucking sucks.
[01:03:47]  All right, let's take this off.
[01:03:48]  All right, we get it.
[01:03:49]  Fucking Halfert, you fucking stupid son of a bitch.
[01:03:52]  What the hell did you do with all your goddamn Judas Priest money, man?
[01:03:56]  You had to put out a fucking Christmas album.
[01:03:58]  Well, who the fuck do you think you are, Halford?
[01:04:00]  Huh?
[01:04:01]  Mariah Carey?
[01:04:02]  All I want for Christmas is you.
[01:04:06]  I mean, what the fuck do you think you are, dude?
[01:04:10]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:04:11]  What an idiot.
[01:04:13]  I mean, that ruined Judas Priest for me forever.
[01:04:16]  I'm sorry.
[01:04:18]  That ruined Judas Priest for me forever.
[01:04:20]  Anyway, let's go to the next $18.66 bucker because they're getting fucking piled up.
[01:04:25]  I didn't expect for them to be piled up.
[01:04:27]  I was going to try to get through these so we can conduct ourselves with some goddamn internet tomfoolery up in this son of a bitch.
[01:04:34]  But obviously, that ain't the case.
[01:04:35]  So let's move on here.
[01:04:37]  We've got fuck me daddy, somebody by the name of fuck man.
[01:04:41]  That's great, isn't it?
[01:04:43]  That's what we want to hear, right?
[01:04:45]  Some fucking stupid moron.
[01:04:47]  Fuck me daddy.
[01:04:48]  Hold on just a second.
[01:04:49]  Wait a minute.
[01:04:50]  I've got to hold on.
[01:04:51]  I got to view this because this looks like it may be some dumb shit here.
[01:04:56]  What?
[01:04:57]  Gays can celebrate Christmas if they want to.
[01:05:00]  It's about being with your family, not just the birth of Christ to people.
[01:05:04]  Oh my God.
[01:05:04]  Nimrod is fake.
[01:05:05]  Fuck you.
[01:05:10]  Hey, you read a little bit about Nimrod, huh?
[01:05:12]  Hey, y'all read a little bit about Nimrod, huh?
[01:05:14]  Never fucking port Doom 2 onto the goddamn Sega Genesis.
[01:05:18]  It just sounds like someone having a bad night after some Taco Bell and decided to cover a Doom song with liquid shit and bang on the side.
[01:05:26]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:05:27]  Dude, you didn't have to get so descriptive, for heaven's sake.
[01:05:31]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:05:33]  Once again, Fuck Me Daddy.
[01:05:34]  I don't know.
[01:05:35]  That's the name of this fucking stupid idiot.
[01:05:36]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[01:05:37]  Now, look, I don't like the look of this because there's only one viewer.
[01:05:42]  It was made today and it's unlisted.
[01:05:45]  So viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
[01:05:47]  I don't understand what is wrong with you two.
[01:05:49]  What is the joy that this stuff possibly brings you?
[01:05:52]  It's just...
[01:05:53]  It's fun.
[01:05:54]  Yeah, it's fun.
[01:05:55]  It's not fun.
[01:05:57]  You two have demons you're trying to compensate for.
[01:05:59]  No, it's fun.
[01:06:02]  I'm not having a glass of wine.
[01:06:04]  I'm having six.
[01:06:05]  It's called a tasting and it's classy.
[01:06:08]  You need to realize that.
[01:06:09]  Yeah, you're damn right.
[01:06:23]  It's called a smorgaswein and it's elegantly cultural.
[01:06:30]  All right, that's funny.
[01:06:31]  I don't like fucking South Park.
[01:06:33]  That was pretty funny.
[01:06:34]  All right, that was pretty funny, dude.
[01:06:36]  I don't even like South Park, but that was pretty funny.
[01:06:39]  Because that's literally how it is, for Christ's sake.
[01:06:42]  I mean, you know, as long as you have a little bit of class to yourself, it ain't alcoholism, right?
[01:06:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:48]  That's great.
[01:06:49]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:06:50]  Thank you.
[01:06:51]  Fuck me, Daddy.
[01:06:52]  Whatever the hell that fucking name is supposed to mean.
[01:06:54]  Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:06:57]  This one was requested by Bass Teletubbies.
[01:07:00]  Base Teletubbies, really, asshole.
[01:07:03]  All right, let's go ahead and take a look at Bass Teletubbies who requested this one here.

=== Perverted Punchline Time (04:34) ===

[01:07:07]  Hey, what is this?
[01:07:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:07:09]  What is this Base Teletubbies?
[01:07:11]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:07:13]  This is the damn child program that turned everybody gay, right?
[01:07:16]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:07:17]  Is that Hitler?
[01:07:19]  Is that fucking Hitler?
[01:07:23]  You fucking assholes.
[01:07:29]  I don't condone this.
[01:07:30]  I want to put this on the record right now, folks.
[01:07:32]  I do not condone what this is, whatever this is.
[01:07:43]  What the hell is this?
[01:07:46]  The Nazi tubbies?
[01:07:49]  The Nazi tubbies.
[01:07:50]  Did somebody actually produce this shit?
[01:07:58]  The Nazi tubbies, dude!
[01:08:01]  How is this still on YouTube, considering YouTube is cracking down on all the fucking, like, non-politically correct shit?
[01:08:12]  And why is there an Asian in there?
[01:08:16]  The purple one is an Asian.
[01:08:18]  Why is there a fucking Asian in there?
[01:08:35]  I can't believe this is actually something that somebody produced.
[01:08:52]  Oh my god, the fucking Hitler is the sun.
[01:08:54]  Are you shitting me?
[01:08:56]  And by the way, ironically, pause this.
[01:08:59]  Ironically, the swastika is actually a symbol of the sun in Buddhism.
[01:09:06]  Just to let you know.
[01:09:12]  What's up with this Asian Nazi?
[01:09:30]  Oh my god, there's a fucking Asian leading.
[01:09:34]  Once again, pause this.
[01:09:35]  I hate to say this, but yet another minority leading white people.
[01:09:40]  Just saying.
[01:09:41]  I'm just saying.
[01:09:57]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:10:00]  I mean, what's the point of this stupid video?
[01:10:03]  Where's the punchline here?
[01:10:14]  I mean, they might as well say no Das Juden right now.
[01:10:17]  That's what they should.
[01:10:19]  Maybe that'd be half-assed humorous if they say no Das Juden.
[01:10:30]  I mean, what is this?
[01:10:31]  Is this the whole fucking goddamn clip?
[01:10:34]  THIS IS THE WHOLE GODDAMN CLIP!
[01:10:50]  Oh my god, this is stupid.
[01:10:52]  How long have I been?
[01:10:53]  I've been watching this for three minutes and 30 seconds.
[01:10:56]  I'm giving this a few more seconds.
[01:10:58]  That's enough.
[01:10:58]  This is so stupid.
[01:11:02]  I mean, I'm waiting for the punchline here.
[01:11:05]  Is the punchline that the fuckin' Asian is leading the Nazi-tubbies?
[01:11:14]  What the fuck?
[01:11:24]  What the fuck?
[01:11:28]  Oh, God!
[01:11:39]  All right, I'm done with this, dude.

=== Waiting For The Punchline (02:22) ===

[01:11:41]  I'm not.
[01:11:41]  This is getting perverted now.
[01:11:44]  This is getting fucking perverted.
[01:11:46]  He's getting freaky with pearls here, and I don't like it.
[01:11:50]  He's getting freaky with pearls, and I don't like it.
[01:11:52]  All right, get him out of here.
[01:11:54]  It's already been on for four minutes and 30 seconds.
[01:11:56]  Get out of here, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:58]  This guy's getting freaky with pearls, for heaven's sake, man.
[01:12:01]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:12:03]  All right, let's move on, folks.
[01:12:05]  This was requested by base teletubbies.
[01:12:08]  Never heard of him.
[01:12:09]  All right, but let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:12:12]  This one is requested by Party in the Alamo.
[01:12:16]  Party in the Alamo.
[01:12:17]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:12:18]  What is this?
[01:12:19]  Party in the Alamo requested this.
[01:12:21]  Didn't say anything.
[01:12:22]  That was the name.
[01:12:24]  Party in the Alamo.
[01:12:25]  What is this?
[01:12:26]  Oh, yeah, you fucking asshole.
[01:12:28]  What is this?
[01:12:29]  More bass teletubs.
[01:12:30]  Hey, base teletubbies.
[01:12:32]  You forgot to put the fucking link, dude.
[01:12:34]  More bass teletubbies.
[01:12:36]  You forgot to put the fucking link to whatever you wanted me to fucking watch, all right?
[01:12:40]  I know that three bodies were found in the Alamo recently.
[01:12:43]  Yeah, I know that.
[01:12:44]  I know that.
[01:12:45]  They dug up three bodies in the Alamo.
[01:12:47]  We get it, dude.
[01:12:48]  All right.
[01:12:49]  And, you know, it is what it is.
[01:12:51]  It's a spooky place.
[01:12:52]  You know, there's a lot of haunted places out here in San Antonio.
[01:12:56]  All right.
[01:12:56]  A lot of death happened out here.
[01:12:58]  A lot of death.
[01:12:58]  That's why it's such a fucked up town, if you want my opinion.
[01:13:01]  All right.
[01:13:02]  Once again, hey, more bass teletubbies.
[01:13:04]  You forgot to put the damn link.
[01:13:05]  So just letting you know.
[01:13:07]  All right.
[01:13:08]  You forgot to put the link.
[01:13:18]  Don't talk shit about Davy Crockett or any of the fucking Texas murders, or I'm kicking you the fuck out of here.
[01:13:28]  I'm not...
[01:13:29]  I'm not fucking around.
[01:13:30]  If you're going to talk shit about the Texas Martyrs, I'm kicking your ass out of here.
[01:13:38]  fucking piece of crap you know you guys are real shitheads You know that?
[01:14:00]  You guys are real shitheads.
[01:14:02]  And who the hell just donated?

=== Catholic Church Controversy (09:17) ===

[01:14:03]  Yeah, there it is.
[01:14:05]  Thank you, bass teletubbies.
[01:14:06]  I'm glad that you put the link in.
[01:14:08]  I'll go ahead and play it.
[01:14:10]  But just remember, if you're going to donate an $18.66 bucker, make sure to put the YouTube video in it so I can play it.
[01:14:17]  All right.
[01:14:19]  Anyway, what you just witnessed was Party at the Alamo.
[01:14:22]  That was requested by Party at the Alamo, whatever the hell that is.
[01:14:25]  All right, I didn't find that very funny at all.
[01:14:27]  So let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:14:30]  This is requested by 2012 fan.
[01:14:33]  I wonder what 2012 fan has requested here.
[01:14:36]  He said, rev up those tinfoil hats.
[01:14:38]  We're going off the deep end.
[01:14:40]  Oh, yeah?
[01:14:41]  Let's see what old 2012 fan has requested for us up in here.
[01:14:45]  All right, what is this?
[01:14:46]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:14:47]  Here it is right here.
[01:14:48]  What is this shit?
[01:14:49]  For the last three nights, we have been quoting the sworn declaration of a former executive for ZXE, the former company formerly called Blackwater, in which that executive describes a nearly global enterprise shot through with criminality, arms dealing, fraud, tax evasion, child prostitution, murder, all of which Z denies, even in cases where its employees have already pleaded guilty.
[01:15:09]  One motive for all this, the four-year executive claims, was greed.
[01:15:13]  Tonight, in our third story, the other motive was God.
[01:15:16]  Jeremy Scahill, who first broke this story for the Nation magazine, wrote the definitive book on Blackwater, in which he details some of the theocratic connections of founder Eric Prince.
[01:15:24]  Now, that former Blackwater executive known only as John Doe No. 2, claims that Prince did more than subscribe to a fundamentalist Christian ideology.
[01:15:32]  He used Z to advance it.
[01:15:34]  Quote, Mr. Prince is motivated to engage in misconduct by two factors.
[01:15:37]  First, he views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe.
[01:15:43]  To that, Mr. Prince intentionally deployed to Iraq certain men who shared his vision of Christian supremacy, knowing and wanting these men to take every available opportunity to murder Iraqis.
[01:15:53]  Many of these men used call signs based on the Knights of the Templar, the warriors who fought the Crusades.
[01:15:59]  The Knights of Templar.
[01:16:00]  Prince's intern for the first President Bush and for the Family Research Council, the right-wing religious organization his father helped to start.
[01:16:07]  He later complained about his White House internship.
[01:16:09]  Quote, I saw a lot of things I did not agree with.
[01:16:12]  Homosexual groups being invited in, the budget agreement, the Clean Air Act.
[01:16:16]  A Catholic convert, Prince has donated more than a quarter of a million dollars to conservative Republican politicians, primarily the religious.
[01:16:23]  Now, do y'all see this?
[01:16:24]  Now, do y'all see this?
[01:16:26]  I mean, somebody has gotten into what the Catholic Church is truly about out here.
[01:16:31]  And I think you folks need to listen and listen good because for you people to just think that the Catholic Church is just this benigmatic old institution, you got another thing coming, dude.
[01:16:45]  And profits from Z to create and to fund numerous right-wing and or proselytizing Christian organizations, the Family Research Council, Christian Freedom International, and the Council on National Policy, whose meetings Prince said he has attended.
[01:16:59]  That last group, the CNP, was founded by this man, the Reverend Tim LaHaye, whose Left Behind series dramatizes his biblical beliefs that in the near future, Solomon's temple in Israel will be rebuilt.
[01:17:11]  Jesus then returns, making true believers vanish away with him.
[01:17:15]  Those left behind who accept Jesus battle the unbelievers.
[01:17:18]  Mr. Prince's devout family values Christianity does not always manifest itself, however, in his behavior after a Z then Blackwater plane went down in Afghanistan.
[01:17:27]  Prince argued that legal immunity pertained because companies cannot be sued for the actions of their employees under prevailing Afghanistan law, specifically the Islamic law of Sharia.
[01:17:38]  Prince was interviewed by Suzanne Simons for a new book about him, a book that reports Prince cheated on his first wife, his dying first wife, with their nanny.
[01:17:47]  Simons writes that the nanny attended his funeral while pregnant with Prince's child.
[01:17:52]  Prince did, in his words, the right thing.
[01:17:56]  He married the nanny.
[01:17:58]  At Z, Prince has surrounded himself with like-minded believers, like the lobbyist Paul Behrens, board member of Christian Freedom International, and General Counsel COO Joseph Schmitz.
[01:18:08]  As Inspector General at the Pentagon, Mr. Schmitz incorporated the phrase, always under the protection of the Almighty, into the official seal and said, quote, we pride ourselves on our strict adherence to the rule of law under God.
[01:18:19]  He spoke to the Order of Malta, a secretive Catholic group of people.
[01:18:22]  The Order of Malta.
[01:18:23]  We heard that here recently.
[01:18:25]  In the Bush administration.
[01:18:26]  And Schmitz essentially exonerated U.S. General William Boykin for turning his mission missionary.
[01:18:54]  After even Republicans slammed Schmitz for shielding the White House from congressional scrutiny of Pentagon purchasing, Schmitz resigned and went to Blackwater.
[01:19:03]  Schmitz not only spoke to the Order of Malta, he is a member.
[01:19:06]  Scahill reports the order is, quote, a Christian militia formed in the 11th century before the First Crusade.
[01:19:12]  Yeah, dude, look, pause this.
[01:19:14]  Now, listen, 2012 fan requested this for a $25 bill.
[01:19:18]  But this is some of the stuff we were talking about this past Thursday and Tuesday on the Go show, that the damn Catholic Church is at the bottom of all this disgust and evil out here.
[01:19:29]  And I think people need to recognize that that's why the Catholic Church can molest millions of children for centuries without any kind of repercussions whatsoever.
[01:19:39]  All right, without any kind of fucking repercussions whatsoever.
[01:19:43]  I mean, I told you about the Branch Davidians.
[01:19:45]  All right.
[01:19:46]  Their compound was raided in Waco on the mere speculation, on the mere accusation of hearsay.
[01:19:53]  I mean, Warren Jebs, they did the same thing to him, that polygamous guy.
[01:19:57]  How come the damn government or governments, plural, can't go after the Catholic Church?
[01:20:04]  How come they just can't go in and raid archdiocese, etc.?
[01:20:08]  You need to ask yourself this fucking question.
[01:20:11]  I'm just saying conquered from the Muslims territories familiar to theocratic minds this crusade this war on terrorism is going to take a while The Pentagon put Bibles for Mr. Bush.
[01:20:30]  Some of his soldiers spoke openly about distributing Bibles in Iraq and Afghanistan, spreading the word.
[01:20:34]  Eric Prince once described Z employees this way.
[01:20:37]  Quote, everybody carries guns just like Jeremiah rebuilding the temple in Israel.
[01:20:41]  A sword in one hand, a trowel in the other.
[01:20:44]  A temple that must be rebuilt for years.
[01:20:45]  A trowel, that's a fucking Masonic reference.
[01:20:48]  A trowel in the other.
[01:20:49]  State Department Inspector General Alvin Crongard killed a probe in disease weapons smuggling, then denied to Congress that his brother was on Z's advisory board.
[01:20:59]  I specifically asked him, I do not believe it is true that he is a member of the advisory board.
[01:21:05]  During the break, I did contact my brother.
[01:21:07]  I reached him at home.
[01:21:09]  He is not at the hotel, but I learned that he had been at the advisory board meeting yesterday.
[01:21:14]  I had not been aware of that, and I want to state on the record right now that I hereby recuse myself from any matters having to do with Blackwater.
[01:21:22]  Coalition Chief Paul Bremer, another counsel for national policy veteran, once said, I cannot succeed in this mission without the help of God.
[01:21:28]  But he also needed Blackwater.
[01:21:30]  He gave Prince his first big contract in Iraq.
[01:21:32]  Bremer later wrote the Bremer Order granting contractors.
[01:21:34]  Now, you remember this guy?
[01:21:36]  Do you remember Charles Bremer?
[01:21:37]  This guy right here in the middle, Bremer, this guy right here.
[01:21:39]  Hold on, put it back a little bit.
[01:21:41]  This fucking guy right here was the leader of Iraq de facto after we took over Iraq.
[01:21:48]  All right, Paul Bremer.
[01:21:50]  This fucking idiot right here, this fucking guy, a part of this think tank, okay, was the leader de facto in Iraq.
[01:21:58]  And as a result, it was all under his control of how the Iraqi government was constructed.
[01:22:04]  This fucking idiot right here, Paul Bremer.
[01:22:07]  Total legal immunity, and Z would need it.
[01:22:10]  Quoting John Doe number two's sworn declaration, Mr. Prince operated his companies in a manner that encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life.
[01:22:18]  For example, Mr. Prince's executives would openly speak about going over to lay Hajis out on cardboard, going to Iraqi.
[01:22:24]  Hodgies out on cardboard for a game.
[01:22:28]  A man whom Z called a disgruntled former employee put it this way.
[01:22:33]  Troubling when a group of Americans who are supposedly there to help in the rebuilding of a country consider those people to be all right.
[01:22:43]  I think we got enough.
[01:22:44]  Hold on, let me get six minutes.
[01:22:46]  I'll give it a couple more seconds.
[01:22:47]  ...reached the battlefield.
[01:22:48]  We've told you that Prince sent his men illegal ammo engineered to detonate on contact with human flesh.
[01:22:53]  Out of three State Department security contractors, Z fired first in its shootouts, more than any other firing first or being the only side to fire, in 84% of shooting incidents.
[01:23:03]  July 1st, 2007, Z shooters allegedly open up on a minibus taking three families to the airport.
[01:23:09]  All right, I think we get the point.
[01:23:10]  All right.
[01:23:12]  Anyway, thank you very much there, 2012 fan.
[01:23:15]  And I'm glad you're doing your research.
[01:23:17]  I'm glad you're doing your research and not just fucking taking my word for it because it's for real.

=== Nazi Propaganda Nightmare (11:58) ===

[01:23:21]  I mean, the Catholic Church is at the bottom of everything that's evil in this fucking world.
[01:23:27]  They are the oldest institution that is still in existence until this day, and they trace back to the ancients.
[01:23:34]  So I would just simply state that, you know, the CIA is nothing more than Catholics in action.
[01:23:41]  And, you know, once again, that was just a little bit of a portion trying to give you folks the enlightenment, unadulterated truth about the situation of the matter.
[01:23:52]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:23:54]  Thank you very much, 2012 fan.
[01:23:56]  I thank you very much for reading and starting to understand what the hell's going on around you.
[01:24:01]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:24:03]  This is Ghost's Kazoo Nose.
[01:24:06]  Oh, wait, there's Fat Man.
[01:24:08]  Like Frankie said, some people get their kicks stomping on dreams.
[01:24:11]  Don't let these jackass trolls stomp yours.
[01:24:14]  And that goes to any of you in the chat.
[01:24:16]  Hey, thank you, Fat Man, for those encouraging words for not only me, but everybody else in the chat room.
[01:24:21]  I'll get to your $18.66 bucker in just a second.
[01:24:24]  Alexander the Dead.
[01:24:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:24:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:29]  Alexander the Dead.
[01:24:31]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:24:32]  Once again, Ghost's Kazoo Nose is next here.
[01:24:36]  He said, Never fucking port Doom 2 onto a goddamn Sega Genesis.
[01:24:41]  It just sounds like someone having a bad night after some Taco Bell and decided to cover a Doom song with liquid shit and bang on the counter as drums.
[01:24:51]  Okay, well, let's see this Ghost Kazoo Nose.
[01:24:54]  Fucking asshole.
[01:24:56]  Hate when you fucking people talk that shit, man.
[01:24:58]  I mean, just anyway, this was requested by Ghost Kazoo Nose.
[01:25:02]  All right, here it is.
[01:25:03]  All right.
[01:25:04]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:25:05]  Let's see what the hell he's talking about.
[01:25:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:12]  Is this for real?
[01:25:21]  What is this shit fucking horrible, dude?
[01:25:40]  I mean, this sounds like bad, fucking deep, egg-smelling farts.
[01:25:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:56]  What the hell am I supposed to be waiting for?
[01:25:59]  Is this all this shit is for fucking six minutes, 43 seconds?
[01:26:04]  Yeah, it is.
[01:26:05]  Look at this.
[01:26:06]  This is what this is for six minutes.
[01:26:09]  Why?
[01:26:10]  Why?
[01:26:11]  Who the fuck donated this shit?
[01:26:13]  Ghost Kazoo knows.
[01:26:16]  What the fuck's your problem, Ghost Kazoo Nose?
[01:26:18]  Fuck your name, by the way, while we're at it.
[01:26:25]  Stop!
[01:26:25]  God damn it, you fucking assholes with that stupid gif of that poor disabled girl.
[01:26:31]  Stop doing it, or else, asshole!
[01:26:34]  Or else!
[01:26:39]  Goddamn, fucking soulless motherfuckers, we got in this damn goddamn show.
[01:26:44]  Got a bunch of soulless motherfuckers, man!
[01:26:49]  And what the fuck am I listening to, man?
[01:26:52]  What is this shit?
[01:26:55]  Why the fuck would anybody donate me to listen to this bullshit?
[01:27:03]  Oh my god.
[01:27:09]  And shut up.
[01:27:10]  It doesn't sound like a fucking Home Depot, man.
[01:27:13]  Shut up.
[01:27:15]  Hold on, pause this.
[01:27:16]  We got a damn dono here.
[01:27:18]  Pause this shit.
[01:27:19]  What?
[01:27:19]  What?
[01:27:20]  I think I hear the Home Depot.
[01:27:22]  Shut up, mini moose.
[01:27:24]  No, you fucking don't, you fucking lying bastard.
[01:27:26]  I'm tired of you fucking guys doing that.
[01:27:28]  Now, now you're trying to fuck with my head every time you say that shit.
[01:27:31]  Y'all are trying to get psychological with me.
[01:27:33]  I know you.
[01:27:34]  I know you.
[01:27:35]  So shut up.
[01:27:39]  Jesus Christ.
[01:27:40]  How long has this been going on?
[01:27:41]  Two minutes at the, Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:27:46]  And look, you fucking sons of bitches.
[01:27:48]  I'm warning you, man.
[01:27:49]  Stop posting that poor, mentally fucking disabled girl.
[01:27:54]  Or else, dude, I'm not fucking shitting around with you people, man.
[01:27:57]  I'm not fucking around.
[01:28:07]  I'm not fucking around with you people.
[01:28:13]  Alright, I'm done with this shit.
[01:28:14]  This is this is stupid.
[01:28:17]  I've been playing this for almost three minutes and 30 seconds, and all it is is a bunch of fucking 8-bit, disgusting sounds like somebody taking a fucking rhythmic turd horseshit.
[01:28:28]  What the fuck?
[01:28:31]  What the hell is that?
[01:28:34]  Hold on, hold on, we got another dono here.
[01:28:37]  Oh my god!
[01:28:39]  Bit late, but Eric Prince is a tool for appropriating the Knights Templar.
[01:28:43]  Oh, yeah?
[01:28:43]  An Arab scholar once related how the Templars protected his right to pray as a Muslim in their church, proving that they could show tolerance unlike our KKK Grand Dragon host.
[01:28:53]  Oh, come on.
[01:28:54]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[01:28:56]  Fucking Magosy ran him.
[01:28:58]  Can you fuck off, dude, alright?
[01:29:01]  Like we're a bunch of heathens or something.
[01:29:02]  I'm gonna play this for a couple of seconds.
[01:29:03]  I'm getting off of this shit.
[01:29:04]  This is so stupid.
[01:29:06]  This is so stupid.
[01:29:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:11]  Alright, I think we get it.
[01:29:12]  I think everybody gets the point to this fucking disgusting bullshit, right?
[01:29:16]  Everybody get it?
[01:29:17]  Yes?
[01:29:18]  All right.
[01:29:18]  Got it?
[01:29:19]  Good.
[01:29:19]  Turn this shit off.
[01:29:22]  Alright, turn this shit off.
[01:29:24]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:29:25]  Who the hell fucking requests this?
[01:29:26]  Ghost Kazoo nose.
[01:29:28]  Is that supposed to be me and my kazoo nose?
[01:29:30]  Is that it?
[01:29:31]  Huh?
[01:29:31]  Is that what that's supposed to be?
[01:29:32]  Fucking me and my kazoo fucking nose?
[01:29:35]  Fuck off, alright, all of you people.
[01:29:38]  Jesus Christ, let's move on here.
[01:29:40]  Who else do we have here?
[01:29:40]  We got more bass teletubbies.
[01:29:44]  More bass teletubbies requested this one.
[01:29:47]  So let's see what the hell he requested this time.
[01:29:50]  More bass teletubbies.
[01:29:52]  Wait, this is another Nazi tubbies for Christ's sake.
[01:29:55]  Where the fuck y'all find this shit?
[01:29:57]  And who produces this crap?
[01:29:59]  Who wastes their time, effort, and energy acting and pointing cameras and editing and uploading?
[01:30:06]  Who DOES THIS SHIT?!
[01:30:14]  I mean, uh, f-f-fuckin' Hitler.
[01:30:16]  I mean, get the fuck out of here.
[01:30:24]  I mean, this is an embarrassment.
[01:30:26]  You know that?
[01:30:26]  This is a fucking embarrassment.
[01:30:34]  Somebody in the chat room said this is made in Denmark.
[01:30:38]  I mean, does that mean Bjorn is in this?
[01:30:41]  SKULL!
[01:31:10]  I mean, look at fucking the Hitler face they got as a son, dude.
[01:31:14]  I mean, they had to find that mean-looking Hitler face out of the damn woodwork, man.
[01:31:19]  Looks like he was constipated in that f***ing pit!
[01:31:33]  Nazigord!
[01:31:34]  Oh, Nazigord! Oh, Nazigord!
[01:32:00]  You're going to bury it, you idiot?
[01:32:09]  Oh, you're going to...
[01:32:09]  What the hell is that?
[01:32:10]  Y'all are on the same team.
[01:32:12]  You see, I knew something was up with that Asian Nazi there.
[01:32:15]  Huh?
[01:32:16]  I knew something was up with that Asian Nazi.
[01:32:23]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:32:24]  Pause this.
[01:32:24]  We got another dono coming in here.
[01:32:26]  Here's some culturally appropriate broad lecturing us about homelessness.
[01:32:30]  Enjoy.
[01:32:30]  Oh, yeah.
[01:32:31]  Oh, yeah.
[01:32:31]  I can only imagine.
[01:32:33]  I fucking hate leftists that are trying to wave their finger as if they know everything when they don't know shit from Shinola.
[01:32:39]  All right, let's watch a couple more seconds of this Nazi tubbies.
[01:32:43]  I can't believe this is even a fucking reality.
[01:32:58]  I mean, why are all the Nazis backstabbing each other over some gold, huh?
[01:33:04]  Maybe, just maybe, because the Nazi leadership apparatus was not German and just, you know, never mind.
[01:33:10]  Never mind.
[01:33:12]  Let's not go there.
[01:33:17]  Let's not go there.
[01:33:27]  And look, there's the black one.
[01:33:29]  There's a black teletubby.
[01:33:30]  man give me the shit.
[01:33:33]  He just fucking did a heel kick this idiot.
[01:33:58]  Hey, look, there's the constipated Hitler.
[01:34:01]  There's constipated Hitler right there.
[01:34:14]  Hey, what are these guys?
[01:34:15]  Having some kind of a fucking orgy?
[01:34:16]  What the fuck is that?
[01:34:24]  Oh my god, dude.
[01:34:42]  This is so fucking stupid, dude.
[01:34:45]  How much longer are I?
[01:34:46]  All right, I'm going to give this for a couple more seconds and we're moving on.
[01:34:48]  My intelligence is being insulted as this goddamn.
[01:34:52]  What the fuck?
[01:34:56]  What the fuck?
[01:34:56]  Is this real German propaganda?
[01:35:03]  THIS IS FUCKING REAL FUCKING NAZI PROPAGANDA!
[01:35:18]  Alright, you know what?
[01:35:19]  I've had enough of this.

=== Real German Propaganda (11:21) ===

[01:35:20]  I'm not.
[01:35:21]  I'm not doing this.
[01:35:22]  All right, I've let this go for about five minutes.
[01:35:25]  All right, I'm not, I'm not sitting here listening to some Nazi propaganda.
[01:35:29]  I'm not doing it.
[01:35:29]  All right.
[01:35:30]  I'm not.
[01:35:30]  Fuck you if you think I'm a punk.
[01:35:32]  I ain't doing it, boy.
[01:35:34]  All right.
[01:35:34]  We're not listening to no goddamn Nazi propaganda.
[01:35:37]  Goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[01:35:39]  You guys are fucking sick ass racists.
[01:35:42]  Sick-ass fucking racist.
[01:35:44]  I can tell you that right damn now.
[01:35:46]  All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:35:49]  This is by Fat Man 1945.
[01:35:52]  Fat Man 1945 is in the house.
[01:35:54]  He said, like Frankie said, some people get their kick stomping on dreams.
[01:35:59]  Don't let these jackass trolls stomp yours.
[01:36:01]  And that goes for any of you in the chat.
[01:36:03]  No shit there, Fat Man 1945.
[01:36:06]  And I hope that you're genuine.
[01:36:07]  I hope this isn't some sick ass fucking videos.
[01:36:09]  No, I think you're right.
[01:36:11]  It's just a little bit of...
[01:36:12]  Hold on, fuck.
[01:36:13]  Fuck that stupid fucking idiot, fucking Penn and Teller.
[01:36:16]  I hate those stupid idiots.
[01:36:18]  All right, here's a little bit of Fat Man 1945.
[01:36:20]  We definitely need a little bit of Frank Sinatra.
[01:36:24]  A little bit of Frank Sinatra there by Fat Man 1945.
[01:36:29]  A little Frank Sinatra, old blue eyes, yeah.
[01:36:34]  That's life.
[01:36:35]  That's love.
[01:36:37]  That's what all the people say.
[01:36:41]  You're right.
[01:36:42]  Yeah, I can't believe that some of you millennials and zoomers actually like shit like this.
[01:36:47]  It shows that me speak some of you.
[01:36:49]  Maybe some of you have a little bit of class.
[01:36:53]  When I'm back on top, back on top in June, I said that's like this is boo music.
[01:37:03]  And it's funny.
[01:37:04]  Whether you like it or not, it's booze.
[01:37:08]  Some people get picked to stop in on a dream.
[01:37:14]  But I don't let it let it get me down.
[01:37:19]  Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinning.
[01:37:23]  You're damn right, Fat Man.
[01:37:24]  Hold on.
[01:37:25]  We're got a dono here.
[01:37:26]  What is this?
[01:37:28]  Ghost Ghostler Tub.
[01:37:30]  Fuck off, asshole.
[01:37:32]  We're listening to Frank Sinatra thanks to Fat Man 1945.
[01:37:35]  So listen to this boomer music and enjoy, boy.
[01:37:39]  Enjoy.
[01:37:40]  Puppet, a copper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn, and a king.
[01:37:46]  I've been up and down and over and out.
[01:37:50]  And I know one thing.
[01:37:51]  It's old blue eyes, buddy.
[01:37:54]  It's Frank Sinatra.
[01:37:59]  I pick myself up and get back in the rain.
[01:38:05]  What does everybody think about this song, huh?
[01:38:08]  I gotta hear you, millennials and zoomers.
[01:38:11]  I gotta hear it for myself.
[01:38:12]  What do y'all think about this boomer music?
[01:38:14]  My boy.
[01:38:16]  My heart just ain't gonna buy it.
[01:38:18]  And if I didn't think it was worth one single try.
[01:38:23]  Yeah, look at it.
[01:38:24]  Han Honjo, 11 out of 10.
[01:38:25]  10 out of 10, my Maggie Generation 7.
[01:38:29]  All right, 9 out of 10, Danny Galt.
[01:38:31]  Chris, 22 says it sucks.
[01:38:32]  This is a Zoomer son of a bitch.
[01:38:37]  Saturday Night Jukebox is better boomer song.
[01:38:40]  All right, fuck her.
[01:38:41]  And I know.
[01:38:42]  Spermy the cat loves it.
[01:38:44]  Each time I find myself playing.
[01:38:47]  9 out of 11 by Danny Galt.
[01:38:49]  11 out of 10 by Yehuda.
[01:38:51]  What's up, Yehuda?
[01:38:53]  It's Jake says Smash is not his favorite, but this is still great.
[01:38:58]  Random commenter says it's a good song.
[01:39:00]  And I can.
[01:39:02]  Real I Hate Heels, 11 out of 10.
[01:39:05]  I'm going to cut them out, but my heart won't buy it.
[01:39:08]  And T Gore, he loves it, baby.
[01:39:10]  His little blue eyes, baby.
[01:39:12]  It's all me.
[01:39:17]  I'm going to roll myself up in a big ball and die.
[01:39:27]  Now that's a pretty good song, baby.
[01:39:29]  All of you people that hate boomers, you wish you had this kind of class.
[01:39:33]  You wish you had this kind of talent.
[01:39:35]  You know it and I know it.
[01:39:38]  You know it and I know it, baby.
[01:39:40]  Anyway, thank you, Fat Man 1945.
[01:39:43]  Let me tell you something.
[01:39:44]  After listening to a little bit of Frank Sinatra, I think it's about that time.
[01:39:48]  You know, I know many of you are going to say that I'm an alcoholic and all this other shit.
[01:39:52]  All right.
[01:39:53]  Look, I did not mean to get fucking so loaded at a damn wine tasting, okay?
[01:39:58]  Because look, I judge my alcoholic, my alcoholic content based upon beer, okay?
[01:40:05]  And I can fucking drink about 12 to 15 beers and mix that up with about five to seven shots, and I'm fine.
[01:40:12]  Little did I know that wine works a little differently than that.
[01:40:16]  And, you know, we talked about it earlier in this broadcast.
[01:40:19]  I just want to forget about it.
[01:40:20]  So you know what time it is, folks?
[01:40:22]  All right.
[01:40:23]  Everybody, you know what time it is?
[01:40:25]  It's time for more beer.
[01:40:29]  Fucking right, baby.
[01:40:30]  You're goddamn right.
[01:40:32]  Nice cold beers up in here, baby.
[01:40:34]  All right.
[01:40:34]  None of that fucking wine shit.
[01:40:36]  All right.
[01:40:36]  None of that wine tasting shit.
[01:40:38]  I know how much beer I can drink.
[01:40:41]  All right.
[01:40:42]  And I drink like a son of a bitch.
[01:40:44]  I'll tell you that right now, man.
[01:40:45]  I'm a fucking water fountain when it comes to fucking beer.
[01:40:48]  All right.
[01:40:49]  Oh, yeah.
[01:40:50]  And we got Stella Artos once again because the special keeps going at the liquor store.
[01:40:56]  You buy two 12 packs, get one free.
[01:40:58]  And as long as they keep having that, I'm going to get myself a whole shitload of them for Christ's sake.
[01:41:02]  All right.
[01:41:04]  Some Stella Artos in the house.
[01:41:06]  All right.
[01:41:07]  Hold on.
[01:41:07]  Let's go ahead and put this fucking can over here.
[01:41:10]  All right.
[01:41:11]  And by the way, let me go ahead and take a shot while we're at it.
[01:41:13]  All right.
[01:41:14]  Because I'm telling you, I still feel a little bit of sluggishness from yesterday's unfortunate situation at the wine tasting.
[01:41:22]  So, you know, I got to get a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.
[01:41:26]  So it's about time for me to get a little scotch action going on.
[01:41:29]  Give me my shot glass.
[01:41:32]  All right, here it is right here.
[01:41:33]  Who is this?
[01:41:35]  Here's some money for the upkeep on your wheelchair.
[01:41:37]  Fuck, I'm not in a wheelchair, you fucking dickhead.
[01:41:40]  Can you shut the fuck up?
[01:41:41]  No way up.
[01:41:42]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[01:41:45]  More like more shekels.
[01:41:48]  Look, assholes, stop fucking pointing your finger at me, trying to suggest that I'm some kind of an overgrown shekel goblin or something, dude.
[01:41:56]  I'm just a guy trying to do a show.
[01:41:59]  It's you, dickheads, that are a fucking pimple on my ass.
[01:42:02]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:03]  You're like a fucking bad case of herpes.
[01:42:05]  You never really go away.
[01:42:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:08]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:09]  First, you start with a rash on your balls and it goes to your fucking thighs and it goes to the crack of your ass.
[01:42:14]  You never go away.
[01:42:16]  You never go away.
[01:42:19]  You know, I used to be somebody, dude.
[01:42:21]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:42:22]  I used to be listened to by tens of thousands of people for my political and social commentary.
[01:42:28]  I used to be listened to by tens of thousands of people for my financial insight until you people came along.
[01:42:37]  Until you goddamn cyber vermin, you fucking troll terrorist, you fucking Pop-Tart-eating pieces of neckbeard incel forever alone trash came along.
[01:42:46]  I used to be somebody on this internet.
[01:42:49]  All right?
[01:42:50]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:42:51]  Till you fucking people came along.
[01:42:53]  You know, I'm going to get a shot of fucking Scotch.
[01:42:55]  All right.
[01:42:55]  Give me a Balvinni.
[01:42:56]  There's fucking Malvini up in here, all right?
[01:42:59]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[01:43:01]  What is this?
[01:43:01]  Ghost's kazoo nose again.
[01:43:03]  Here it is.
[01:43:04]  Trying to cover a song with his kazoo.
[01:43:06]  Fuck off.
[01:43:07]  All right.
[01:43:08]  Fuck off.
[01:43:08]  I'm fucking shooting shots.
[01:43:10]  I got me a beer poured and I'm doing me.
[01:43:12]  All right, you assholes.
[01:43:14]  And not to mention, I still feel a little sluggish, dude, from getting so goddamn drunk yesterday on wine at the fucking wine tasting.
[01:43:21]  So I need a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me so I can feel a little better.
[01:43:25]  So let me go ahead and take this shot here.
[01:43:27]  I want to say cheers to everybody out here who's listening to the broadcast on this spontaneous Sunday edition of the remake, or I should say the makeup show for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[01:43:39]  I want to say cheers to you folks out there, man.
[01:43:41]  Thank you for tuning in with me.
[01:43:43]  I know it is a Sunday.
[01:43:44]  It's a little bit odd for some of you folks to be listening to this broadcast right about now.
[01:43:48]  But I'm glad you're chilling here with me, baby.
[01:43:50]  What is this?
[01:43:53]  Billy F.U. Ghost has herpes.
[01:43:55]  I don't have fucking herpes, you fucking idiot.
[01:43:57]  Do you just shut up, all right?
[01:43:59]  All right, look, here's BN King.
[01:44:01]  What up to Mr. BN King?
[01:44:03]  He's in the house.
[01:44:03]  What's up, dude?
[01:44:05]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:44:05]  It's been a while today.
[01:44:06]  I've watched this movie called Richard Jewel, and I gotta say, it's pretty F up.
[01:44:11]  What the government and the media did to this poor dude makes you wonder here's a quick documentary.
[01:44:16]  Hey, BN King, that's what I've been trying to tell everybody.
[01:44:19]  I've been trying to tell everybody it's about time for you people to get off your thumbs and start recognizing what's going on in modern America.
[01:44:26]  This is a government made for the people and by the people, but if the people fall asleep at the wheel and aren't cognizant to the fucking truth, then we're going to have these disgusting criminals in Washington, D.C. continue to fleece the American tax system, continue to sell out America to the globalists, and we can't have that, baby.
[01:44:45]  We can't have that.
[01:44:46]  So cheers to Mr. BN King.
[01:44:48]  And let me go ahead and take this shot.
[01:44:49]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
[01:44:52]  Cheers, baby.
[01:44:52]  Cheers.
[01:44:53]  And look, there's a fucking crotch rocket that just passed by on that one.
[01:44:56]  Hey, look, here's Chad Poopter Griffin again.
[01:44:58]  Here's this fucking sick asshole.
[01:45:01]  I mean, did you just fucking donate like some fucking animated poop cartoon for Christ's sake, Poopter Griffin?
[01:45:08]  What is this?
[01:45:10]  Dervicking.
[01:45:11]  Ghost, you're a day fucking late to work you alcohol.
[01:45:14]  That intervention is coming.
[01:45:15]  I didn't know.
[01:45:16]  I don't need no intervention.
[01:45:18]  I don't need no intervention, dude.
[01:45:20]  All right.
[01:45:20]  He literally caught commie spies.
[01:45:23]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:45:24]  I don't need no intervention, okay?
[01:45:25]  I am not a fucking alcoholic.
[01:45:27]  I'm a connoisseur.
[01:45:29]  And hence, that's why I drank some fucking wine yesterday trying to get my tastes of wine, my flavors of wine expanded.
[01:45:37]  Because I am going to stop drinking beer at the first of the year, folks, okay?
[01:45:40]  I'm not going to stop drinking.
[01:45:42]  I'm going to stop drinking beer.
[01:45:44]  And as a result, I'm trying to expand my palate when it comes to wine.
[01:45:49]  And let me tell you something.
[01:45:50]  I want to be such an expert at wine.
[01:45:52]  I want to become a smolier.
[01:45:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:56]  You know, that's what they call a fucking wine expert, a fucking smolier.
[01:45:59]  That's what I'm going to be.
[01:46:00]  All right.
[01:46:01]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
[01:46:02]  Let me go ahead and take this fucking shot before it starts fucking growing green hair on it.
[01:46:06]  Cheers, baby.
[01:46:13]  What is this?
[01:46:17]  I'm a Nick Wally.
[01:46:19]  What the fuck the hell does that mean?
[01:46:21]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:46:23]  In the field of local live.
[01:46:25]  What's up, Yehuda?
[01:46:26]  How you doing, dude?
[01:46:27]  Yehuda in the house.
[01:46:28]  Hope you feel better, Ghost.
[01:46:29]  If for whatever reason you can't get to my request, just tell me so I can stop anticipating.
[01:46:35]  I'm out of Shekels.
[01:46:36]  GX and God.
[01:46:38]  Hey, cheers to you, man, by the way.
[01:46:40]  And thank you, Yehuda.

=== Chinese Spy Scandal (02:52) ===

[01:46:41]  And by the way, the people are telling me to go take a look at the goddamn Drudge report.
[01:46:48]  Now, I'm not a big fan of Drudge because let's be honest.
[01:46:51]  I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
[01:46:53]  I was down with Drudge in 2016 when he was using his fear of influence to try to get the president elected.
[01:47:00]  But because the president, for whatever reason, didn't make LGBTQ the focus of his fucking campaign policies and shit, now all of a sudden Drudge's gay is showing.
[01:47:11]  And now he's starting to turn a little anti-Trump, which I fucking think is pathetic, okay?
[01:47:16]  But anyway, the reason that people want me to fucking view the Drudge headline is because take a look at this.
[01:47:21]  USA secretly expels Chinese diplomats breached military base.
[01:47:26]  Look at that, huh?
[01:47:29]  Look at a little bit of that.
[01:47:31]  And what I don't understand is, folks, okay, is that we have the president being impeached for some dumb bullshit.
[01:47:39]  Meanwhile, and I talked about this several months back, Diane Feinstein, the senator out of California, she had a fucking Chinese spy as her office manager and her driver.
[01:47:53]  And guess what?
[01:47:54]  The FBI called her and said, yeah, hey, Diane Feinstein, we seem to find a little bit of a Chinese spy in there.
[01:48:08]  He's your driver and your campaign manager and we need you to do something about it.
[01:48:16]  You know what Diane Feinstein did?
[01:48:19]  Diane Feinstein allowed this dumb son of a bitch who had been her driver and her fucking office manager to retire with taxpayer benefits.
[01:48:30]  So right now, this son of a bitch who has been fucking outed by the feds as a fucking spy is still in the United States and is collecting a goddamn fucking pension from the fucking goddamn government because Diane Feinstein told him, oh, well, you're caught now as a Chinese spy.
[01:48:49]  So, you know, you might want to go ahead and quit so you can get benefits.
[01:48:52]  I'm not joking.
[01:48:54]  Why isn't Diane Feinstein being held accountable for this bullshit?
[01:48:59]  I'm telling you, look this shit up for yourself.
[01:49:02]  Put in right now, Google Dianne Feinstein, China spy, and you'll know what I'm talking about.
[01:49:07]  How come Dianne Feinstein isn't fucking put on the hot seat because she allowed some open Chinese spy to quietly quit and continue to collect a pension?
[01:49:19]  You know that?
[01:49:20]  Unfucking believable.
[01:49:22]  You know what, Dianne Feinstein and the rest of you goddamn Democrats, you're anti-American scum, and I spit on all of you fucking Democrats.
[01:49:29]  All right.
[01:49:30]  I spit on all you fucking Democrats.
[01:49:32]  You all make me sick.

=== Homeless People Problems (10:34) ===

[01:49:34]  All right?
[01:49:34]  You're anti-American scum and you're fucking pathetic.
[01:49:39]  Gonna put a bogus illegal impeachment during Christmas.
[01:49:45]  During Christmas.
[01:49:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:47]  And what is this?
[01:49:48]  Annie Gerson, nuke China, then call it a day.
[01:49:52]  Well, it's a little bit more complex than that, dude.
[01:49:55]  All right.
[01:49:56]  China has 1.5 billion people.
[01:49:59]  1.5 billion fucking people for Christ's sake.
[01:50:04]  And you can drop a nuke in one general area and it may fucking, you know, may kill one, two, three million people.
[01:50:09]  That's a drop in the fucking bucket.
[01:50:12]  All right, that's a drop in the fucking bucket, for Christ's sake, for these people, as a matter of fact.
[01:50:18]  So it's a little bit more difficult than that.
[01:50:20]  Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker, shall we?
[01:50:23]  All right, because we got a couple of these piled up.
[01:50:26]  Ken Rutherford, Ken Rutherford requested this.
[01:50:30]  And he said, ghost, here's some culturally appropriated broad lecturing us about homelessness and joy.
[01:50:35]  All right, what is this?
[01:50:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:50:37]  Der Wicking just donated.
[01:50:39]  That got zero press here in California.
[01:50:42]  We also had a state senator, Leon Yee, who got arrested for running guns for the triads.
[01:50:49]  The Bay Area is literally under control by the Chinese criminal and state organizations.
[01:50:53]  California is lost to the communists.
[01:50:57]  I could have told you that, dude.
[01:50:58]  And not to mention Derwicking.
[01:51:00]  What the hell are you doing living in California?
[01:51:03]  I mean, aren't you like a white nationalist or some shit?
[01:51:05]  What the fuck are you doing living in California, dude?
[01:51:08]  California is lost.
[01:51:10]  I mean, why don't you go to like Montana or some shit?
[01:51:12]  Where all the fucking, you know, Freemen.
[01:51:14]  Remember the Freemen from Montana?
[01:51:16]  That was in the 90s, man, when they fucking had the government and them on a showdown in Montana, the Freeman.
[01:51:22]  Y'all remember that?
[01:51:24]  I'm just saying.
[01:51:25]  I'm just saying.
[01:51:25]  Anyway, let's continue going here.
[01:51:27]  All right, Ken Rutherford.
[01:51:30]  Ken Rutherford said, here's some culturally appropriated broad culture or lecturing us about homelessness.
[01:51:35]  So let's hear what this culturally appropriate broad is telling us about homelessness.
[01:51:41]  Is she going to come up with a solution?
[01:51:43]  Probably not.
[01:51:44]  Is she just going to say, ah, the pull in America?
[01:51:48]  Probably so.
[01:51:49]  And hold on just a second.
[01:51:50]  Let me make sure this doesn't have very many views.
[01:51:54]  So I just want to make sure this isn't some sick ass.
[01:51:56]  All right, good.
[01:51:58]  This is requested by Ken Rutherford.
[01:52:00]  And take a look at this broad, huh?
[01:52:03]  Take a look at this broad.
[01:52:04]  Oh, I've got the hipster glasses.
[01:52:06]  I'm trying to look like I'm liberal.
[01:52:09]  You know, play it.
[01:52:10]  Let's hear what the hell she's saying.
[01:52:12]  Media is one of the most significant contributors to attitude formation, as media appeals to or manipulates an individual's emotion and presents them with information.
[01:52:20]  However, often media is biased and misconstrued, meaning that it is wrong to.
[01:52:24]  Wait a minute.
[01:52:25]  Is this a woman or is this like a trans?
[01:52:28]  However, due to the high demand for media and its sense saturation within society, people are being subconsciously influenced.
[01:52:36]  You're just fucking reading some shit, dude.
[01:52:38]  Why don't you fucking tell me something from your heart?
[01:52:41]  I mean, why don't you genuinely say something that's from the spontaneous mind?
[01:52:46]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:52:48]  Society's common misconceptions and beliefs about homeless people include beliefs that homeless people are dangerous, uneducated, and unmotivated, all of which is being directly fed to them by the media, even though this is not really the case.
[01:53:03]  Which leads us into our first critical question.
[01:53:06]  Why does society largely have negative attitudes towards homeless people?
[01:53:10]  I'll tell you.
[01:53:10]  I'll tell you right now.
[01:53:11]  I'll tell you why people have negative attitudes toward homeless people.
[01:53:15]  Because they lower the property value, okay?
[01:53:17]  Because they take piss and shits in the street.
[01:53:20]  They shoot heroin in public.
[01:53:22]  All right.
[01:53:23]  They turn tricks behind dumpsters.
[01:53:25]  I mean, they fucking come up to you at 10, 12, 20 at a time.
[01:53:30]  Hey, you got some change, man?
[01:53:31]  Come on, man.
[01:53:32]  You got some change, man.
[01:53:35]  And not to mention, let's be honest, okay?
[01:53:38]  What really is causing the homeless situation in the United States specifically is the fact that the majority of homeless are veterans, are people that have come back from wars and that are mentally disturbed and for whatever reason are on the streets.
[01:53:53]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:53:55]  You will be surprised that close to 80% of the homeless on the streets of America today are veterans.
[01:54:01]  So, you know, to sit here and suggest that homelessness is a bunch of poor people is bullshit.
[01:54:07]  These people are mentally disturbed.
[01:54:10]  And unless we solve that problem, unless we start recognizing that the majority of homelessness is fucking veterans, we ain't going to solve the problem of homelessness.
[01:54:20]  All right.
[01:54:21]  I'm serious.
[01:54:22]  So, you know, that's the way it is.
[01:54:25]  We got to go out there and retroactively help some of these veterans that are on the street.
[01:54:29]  And if we help veterans on the street, the homelessness situation would curb itself dramatically.
[01:54:34]  Not bullshitting.
[01:54:36]  The media is largely responsible for society's negative attitudes towards homeless people because the media fails to cover the real reasons behind homelessness.
[01:54:44]  Like what?
[01:54:45]  ...disabilities and family breakdowns.
[01:54:47]  Instead, they portray homeless people in a negative light through their use of embellishment, exaggeration, and skewed and out-of-context information, hence creating stigma against homeless people, which leads to negative attitudes and further oppression.
[01:55:01]  For example, an article published by The Age in 2016 entitled Inconsiderate Bagrans, The Main Spirited View on the Homeless, exposes the fault of media in being unempathetic and discriminatory.
[01:55:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:55:14]  Well, what are you doing, Bron?
[01:55:16]  I mean, are you at soup kitchens feeding the homeless?
[01:55:20]  Are you out there giving fucking homeless people fucking blankets and shit?
[01:55:24]  The fuck are you doing besides sitting on an internet, looking into a camera reading some bullshit that is not an original thought from your stupid, fucked up, fucking shit bird head?
[01:55:33]  Are wrongfully using their platforms by being derogatory and exclusive, which is then being mimicked by society.
[01:55:39]  For instance, the language used by the media is often dehumanizing, which then, coupled with snippets of out-of-context information, creates an inaccurate depiction of homeless people, which then angers society.
[01:55:51]  For instance, it was reported that a member of the public was unsympathetic because homeless people infest the streets with vagrancy, further suggesting that buses should come to collect and remove those people.
[01:56:02]  Hence, his frustrated and abrasive attitude can directly be linked to the false messages that the media sends.
[01:56:08]  Listen, listen, hold on just a second.
[01:56:09]  I'm talking timeout.
[01:56:10]  Hold on, I didn't mean to cut that off.
[01:56:12]  I mean, let's be honest, folks.
[01:56:13]  I mean, homeless people bring down fucking costs of values of property.
[01:56:18]  Homeless people cause a lot of fucking problems, dude.
[01:56:21]  They piss and shit in the streets.
[01:56:24]  Okay.
[01:56:24]  And this is not a joke.
[01:56:25]  If you don't believe me, take a look at the problem that's happening in San Francisco.
[01:56:29]  There's an app that has been created specifically for fucking San Francisco to locate feces around the city.
[01:56:35]  So just in case you happen to be walking the streets, you can avoid actually being in contact with human fucking shit.
[01:56:43]  All right.
[01:56:44]  I mean, the same thing in LA, the same thing in all these liberal cities.
[01:56:48]  You notice that the more liberal, the more Democrat a city, the more poor, impoverished, criminalistic it is.
[01:56:55]  I mean, don't y'all people understand this?
[01:56:57]  That it's in the Democrats' best interest to make everyone dependent on the government.
[01:57:03]  And that's why the majority of Democrats are in the public education arena.
[01:57:09]  All right.
[01:57:10]  And what do the public educators teach you?
[01:57:12]  They don't teach you how to be an independent person.
[01:57:14]  They don't teach you even how to balance your checkbook.
[01:57:17]  They don't teach you about taxes.
[01:57:19]  They don't teach you shit.
[01:57:21]  They just put you in an environment which is the equivalent to the prison social interaction environment.
[01:57:28]  And then they herd you from system to system like a bunch of cattle, right?
[01:57:33]  You go into the public education system.
[01:57:36]  And let's say you get into a fight.
[01:57:37]  You get arrested.
[01:57:38]  Now you're in the juvenile detention system.
[01:57:41]  You get out.
[01:57:42]  You have to go through the court system.
[01:57:44]  After the court system, you're in the probation system.
[01:57:47]  Okay.
[01:57:47]  Let's say you go to fucking high school.
[01:57:51]  You get pregnant.
[01:57:52]  You get pregnant, right?
[01:57:54]  You go into the welfare system.
[01:57:56]  What is this?
[01:57:56]  Ghost inner circle reveal.
[01:57:57]  Fuck off, asshole.
[01:57:58]  All right.
[01:58:00]  I mean, seriously, that's what public education has done to each and every one of you folks.
[01:58:05]  Have moved you from system to system so that this way a bunch of paper-pushing bureaucrats have the job security.
[01:58:12]  Some paper-pushing bureaucrats have the pensions and have the high-paying jobs, etc.
[01:58:19]  So that's why I'm telling you folks, if you think that public education has your best interests in hand, you've got another thing coming, dude.
[01:58:26]  All right, here, play the rest of this homeless fucking nonsense.
[01:58:30]  We have to take care of the homeless.
[01:58:33]  The fucking homeless.
[01:58:36]  Which leads us into question two.
[01:58:38]  How can pre-existing negative attitudes towards homeless people be counteracted?
[01:58:43]  However, there is great opportunity for society's negative attitudes towards homeless people to be reversed.
[01:58:49]  This is a very lazy documentary.
[01:58:51]  If this was done for a class, this bitch would have failed in my fucking class.
[01:58:59]  You know, seriously, this sounds to me like this is a class.
[01:59:03]  I mean, you see this?
[01:59:04]  IEAC113.
[01:59:07]  This seems like a class here.
[01:59:08]  I would have given this bitch an F and I would have said, look, bitch, if you wanted us to get a clear insight into homelessness and you care about these homeless folks that much, why don't you go up to them with a camera and ask them, why are you homeless?
[01:59:23]  Well, what brought you out here?
[01:59:25]  What's your story, etc?
[01:59:27]  And you're going to find, I don't know, this brought seems to be Australian, so I don't know the homelessness situation in Australia, but here in America, the majority of homeless are veterans, man, and that's a major problem.
[01:59:40]  That's a major fucking problem.
[01:59:45]  Fuck you, Pettis, you fucking dickhead.
[01:59:47]  Hold on.
[01:59:48]  Fuck you.
[01:59:48]  She took ghost political theory course at WikiV.
[01:59:52]  Fuck you, asshole, all right?
[01:59:54]  I tried to use Wikiversity as a means of trying to spread true political theory, but guess what?
[02:00:01]  Nobody gave a shit.
[02:00:03]  Nobody gave a shit.
[02:00:06]  So fuck you and fuck them.

=== Why Request Sick Bullshit (15:46) ===

[02:00:08]  We're breaking down common misconceptions.
[02:00:11]  For example, before beginning the experiment, rich contestant Kayla Finch said if she was homeless, she would do all that she could to get.
[02:00:19]  You know, I'm tired of this dumb bitch.
[02:00:21]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[02:00:23]  You get an F, broad, all right?
[02:00:25]  You get a fucking F. Tits or get the fuck out.
[02:00:28]  All right, get, just give them, let's move on, all right?
[02:00:30]  Anyway, let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:00:33]  This is requested by Ghostler Tubbies.
[02:00:36]  I can only imagine what the fuck this is.
[02:00:38]  Ghostler Tubbies requested this.
[02:00:40]  They didn't say anything.
[02:00:42]  Well, let's see what the hell this is.
[02:00:44]  ghostler tubbies again with these fuck how many fucking goddamn episodes these idiots fucking make dude How many episodes?
[02:00:55]  Look, here comes the fucking constipated Hitler.
[02:01:02]  Here comes the constipated Hitler!
[02:01:18]  Ah, Jesus Christ!
[02:01:20]  Here we go again, dude.
[02:01:22]  Here we go again and to think this was made in Denmark There are 50 episodes of this shit.
[02:01:37]  50?
[02:01:39]  50?
[02:01:41]  WHY?!
[02:01:41]  That's him, man.
[02:01:44]  Bubbles.
[02:01:47]  50, for fuck's sake?!
[02:01:48]  WHY?!
[02:02:08]  Constipated Hitler's living messenger What are they gonna do with these German shepherds?
[02:02:25]  I don't like this company And why is the Asian Nazi the leader?
[02:02:46]  I mean why is the Asian Nazi the leader of the fucking tele Nazis or one of the Nazi tongue?
[02:02:52]  Why?
[02:02:52]  Somebody explain that one to me.
[02:03:05]  The Asian Nazi is barking orders, no pun intended.
[02:03:10]  What?
[02:03:11]  Once again, minorities having to fucking lead the white man.
[02:03:16]  All right, first you had Hitler, aka Schekelgruber, all right, and now you got fucking some Mexican, Nick Fuentes.
[02:03:24]  Look at that.
[02:03:24]  Look at this, there's constipated Hitler looking.
[02:03:35]  There's fucking dogs are getting into fights with each other.
[02:03:38]  Uh-oh.
[02:03:44]  Uh-oh.
[02:03:45]  Yeah.
[02:03:45]  Fucking bite his face off.
[02:03:49]  Make him a round eye.
[02:03:50]  Yeah, make him a round eye, Jesus Christ, look at that German shepherd, he ain't around.
[02:04:07]  Huh, almost made you a round eye there.
[02:04:18]  Nazi Asian, there's constipated Hitler.
[02:04:43]  Uh-oh, here we go again.
[02:04:45]  Right, they got the, they got the little signal going into their stupid antennas right, and then they're gonna see something in their fucking bellies that fucking give me my beer.
[02:04:59]  I can't believe I'm watching this shit.
[02:05:05]  I can't believe I'm watching this bullshit.
[02:05:07]  And look at the antennas, are SS, they're SS lightning bolts.
[02:05:11]  Look at this fucking, are you?
[02:05:12]  There's a, oh god, there's a Nazi.
[02:05:14]  Second, fucking swastika.
[02:05:18]  What more German propaganda?
[02:05:22]  More Nazi German propaganda?
[02:05:24]  Ah good god oh, my god, this is fucked up.
[02:05:37]  This is fuck.
[02:05:38]  How long has this been going on?
[02:05:39]  I mean, this is a fucked up show, man.
[02:05:46]  This is a real fucked up show, man.
[02:05:56]  Hey, he's smoking a joint.
[02:06:05]  All right, you know what?
[02:06:06]  I've had enough of this.
[02:06:07]  All right, I've been here for five minutes.
[02:06:09]  That's enough, all right?
[02:06:12]  Here, take a whiff of that.
[02:06:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:06:16]  Fucking Nazi tubbies.
[02:06:19]  All right, let's move on, folks.
[02:06:22]  Look, stop donating $18.66 buckers, dude.
[02:06:26]  All right, y'all are starting to pile them up.
[02:06:28]  And I hate when y'all do that shit because then y'all make me look like a fucking asshole that does nothing but fuck an $18.66 bucker, man.
[02:06:36]  Just stop doing the shit already, all right?
[02:06:38]  We got plenty of them.
[02:06:39]  That's enough.
[02:06:41]  Look at this.
[02:06:42]  This next $18.66 bucker.
[02:06:44]  It's called, what's your name?
[02:06:45]  Shekel shenanigans.
[02:06:47]  He said, here's some money for your upkeep on your wheelchair.
[02:06:50]  Yeah, fuck you, fucking Shekel shenanigans.
[02:06:52]  Don't have no fucking wheelchair.
[02:06:54]  What fucking video did you donate?
[02:06:57]  Oh, what the fuck is this?
[02:07:01]  Okay, folks, viewer discretion is advised.
[02:07:04]  I have no idea what the hell this is.
[02:07:06]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[02:07:08]  This is requested by Shekel Shenanigans.
[02:07:10]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:07:12]  Will you?
[02:07:12]  We got a Teletubbies theme here.
[02:07:14]  We got a fucking Teletubbies theme here.
[02:07:17]  Play it.
[02:07:17]  Play the shit.
[02:07:18]  Shelly Tubby.
[02:07:21]  And, of course, there has to be turds in here, right?
[02:07:24]  Uh-oh.
[02:07:30]  Uh-uh.
[02:07:31]  Hey, bitch!
[02:07:32]  Shut up!
[02:07:36]  Fuck!
[02:07:40]  Yo, dick!
[02:07:42]  Where's our food?
[02:07:44]  Well, it's ready, but I was waiting for Dipsy to come out and join us.
[02:07:47]  Oh, find him!
[02:07:49]  Hey, Dipsy!
[02:07:50]  Wait, what is this?
[02:07:51]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:07:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:53]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:54]  What the fuck is that?
[02:07:57]  He's fucking getting freaky with his nub antenna, for Christ's sake.
[02:08:01]  And he's got his ass cheeks fucking showing.
[02:08:04]  Is this fucking teletubby for autists?
[02:08:06]  Because it sure as hell looks like it.
[02:08:08]  All right, play it.
[02:08:11]  I'm going to make sticky poop on your Spanish Japanese face.
[02:08:14]  Oh, no.
[02:08:15]  Oh, no.
[02:08:19]  Oh my god!
[02:08:29]  What the fuck is this shit?
[02:08:37]  Dude, why are y'all requesting sick bullshit like this, dude?
[02:08:40]  Seriously.
[02:08:41]  Y'all got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[02:08:44]  But I'll need to have some special ingredients first.
[02:08:49]  Oh, now they're doing ye-yo!
[02:08:51]  Now they're doing fucking yayo.
[02:08:53]  This toast is... Over... Cooked.
[02:09:05]  Wait, wait.
[02:09:06]  Oh, but oh, my God, dude.
[02:09:11]  What the fuck am I watching?
[02:09:14]  I'm gonna have a lot of fun with you.
[02:09:16]  I mean, you know, this takes time.
[02:09:18]  Animations take.
[02:09:19]  Oh, God.
[02:09:23]  I don't know.
[02:09:24]  All right, pause this shit.
[02:09:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:09:28]  Hold on.
[02:09:29]  Can's abuser just donated and he said, fun fact, Dipsy, the green teletubby, was actually played by an actor that happened to be black.
[02:09:38]  Dipsy is a brother confirmed.
[02:09:41]  I didn't really need to know that, dude.
[02:09:43]  And look, look at this.
[02:09:44]  This is what I'm being subjected to up in here, man.
[02:09:48]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:51]  Oh boy, sounds good.
[02:09:57]  Oh my god.
[02:09:58]  All right, that's it.
[02:09:59]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[02:10:00]  Where do y'all find this shit?
[02:10:02]  And why do you even remember it?
[02:10:04]  Why are I mean, y'all are bookmarking and adding this to your favorites?
[02:10:08]  I mean, what kind of sick bastards are you, man?
[02:10:11]  Jesus hell, man.
[02:10:12]  All right, let's get to the next one.
[02:10:14]  This next one is Ghost Kazoo Nose again.
[02:10:17]  Yeah, that's real funny.
[02:10:18]  Ghost trying to cover a song with his Kazoo Nose.
[02:10:22]  All right, what the fuck did you fucking request there?
[02:10:24]  All right, Ghost Kazoo Nose.
[02:10:26]  All right, what is this?
[02:10:28]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:10:29]  This is requested by Ghost Kazoo Nose.
[02:10:31]  Play it.
[02:10:31]  What is this shit?
[02:10:33]  What is this?
[02:10:43]  Man, fuck you guys.
[02:10:44]  Seriously, man.
[02:10:45]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:10:51]  I shouldn't have even come today, dude.
[02:10:53]  should have just waited till fucking Tuesday.
[02:11:05]  Yeah, real funny kazunos.
[02:11:07]  Real fucking funny asshole, all right?
[02:11:10]  And god damn it.
[02:11:11]  I'm serious.
[02:11:12]  You assholes that keep putting that fucking disabled girl gift.
[02:11:15]  I'm gonna fucking kick you out of the chat.
[02:11:17]  I'm coming to kick your ass out of here.
[02:11:24]  NOT FUNNY!
[02:11:37]  Oh, this is so stupid, man.
[02:11:39]  This is so fucking stupid.
[02:11:46]  Yeah, Ghost Kazoo knows real fucking funny, ass crack.
[02:11:51]  Real fucking funny, you dickhole.
[02:11:53]  It's real funny.
[02:12:11]  Fucking kazoo.
[02:12:14]  This has only been going on for a minute and 45 seconds, and you could have fooled me.
[02:12:19]  Jesus Christ, hurry up with this fucking kazoo horse shit.
[02:12:25]  Give me my drink.
[02:12:26]  I got a fucking drink, man.
[02:12:27]  I would be listening to fucking kazoo music.
[02:12:35]  Hold on, Paz.
[02:12:36]  We got a fucking dono here.
[02:12:38]  What is it?
[02:12:38]  Derwicking.
[02:12:40]  Someone mentioned Clint's newest movie about the Olympic incident and jewel.
[02:12:44]  So here is some based footage of Clint greasing degenerates.
[02:12:47]  What?
[02:12:48]  Clint Eastwood, an American hero.
[02:12:51]  All right.
[02:12:51]  Well, thank you, Derwick.
[02:12:53]  And I appreciate it here.
[02:12:54]  Let's go ahead and continue with fucking Kazoo.
[02:12:59]  ghost kazoo knows in his stupid fucking kazoo fucking goddamn video he requested ah dude listen listen pause this Stop fucking donating.
[02:13:15]  We are Chad Poopter Griffin.
[02:13:17]  Type Gino for me or poop for Poopter.
[02:13:20]  Uh-oh.
[02:13:21]  Now Geno X1987 is having a contest with fucking Chad Poopter Griffin.
[02:13:26]  Oh, that's going to be a great contest, huh?
[02:13:28]  Who can outgross who, huh?
[02:13:31]  Oh, God.
[02:13:31]  I'm fucking belching just thinking about it.
[02:13:33]  You're right, I...
[02:13:46]  I think we've had enough of this shit.
[02:13:49]  Two minutes only for Christ's sake.
[02:13:51]  Oh, God.
[02:13:52]  This shit's going by slow.
[02:13:53]  Is it me or is this fucking ultra slow video?
[02:14:15]  All right.
[02:14:15]  I've had enough of this.
[02:14:16]  All right.
[02:14:17]  Three minutes.
[02:14:18]  We get it, fucking kazoo nose.
[02:14:20]  All right.
[02:14:21]  We fucking get it.
[02:14:22]  And by the way, Dragon Force sucks a cock with it.
[02:14:25]  How you like that shit?
[02:14:27]  Dragon Force sucks a cockwood.
[02:14:30]  What is this?
[02:14:30]  What?
[02:14:31]  What?
[02:14:31]  Type dink in chat if Ghost has a Kazoo nose.
[02:14:35]  I don't have a fucking Kazoo nose.
[02:14:36]  Don't be typing whatever the fuck he said to type.
[02:14:39]  All right.
[02:14:40]  Why don't you assholes have a little bit of independence and stop fucking reacting to whatever anybody says on a text-to-speech, huh?
[02:14:48]  How about that shit?
[02:14:49]  Look at these idiots.
[02:14:50]  Dink, dink, dink.
[02:14:52]  All right, let's go to the next one here.
[02:14:59]  This is requested by Mr. BN King.
[02:15:01]  Mr. BN King requested this one and said, hey, ghost, it's been a while.
[02:15:05]  Today I watched a movie called Richard Jewell, and I gotta say, it's pretty fucked up.
[02:15:11]  What the government did and the media did to this poor dude makes you wonder.
[02:15:16]  No shit, dude.
[02:15:17]  That's why I keep telling people, man.
[02:15:19]  I mean, take a look at these dumbass Democrats.
[02:15:22]  All right, take a look at Adam Schiff.
[02:15:26]  Just imagine some asshole who could legally lie in Congress, who is immune from lying in Congress.
[02:15:32]  If he had you under his crosshairs, look at what he did to the president.
[02:15:36]  He robbed the president of due process.
[02:15:39]  He robbed the president of a fucking fair trial.
[02:15:41]  He's robbing the president of free speech.
[02:15:44]  Same thing with Jerry Nadler.
[02:15:46]  Same thing with Nancy Pelosi.
[02:15:48]  These people are making a mockery of our government, and they should be thrown in fucking jail.
[02:15:54]  All right?

=== FBI Agents Fake News (15:12) ===

[02:15:55]  They should be thrown in fucking jail.
[02:15:57]  All right.
[02:15:58]  What is it, Goopy?
[02:16:02]  I'm in my 70s like you, and I've found a nice 18-year-old high schooler.
[02:16:07]  What are your tips for coming inside her?
[02:16:10]  I'm not kidding.
[02:16:11]  Shut up, all right?
[02:16:12]  Shut up.
[02:16:15]  25 cents.
[02:16:17]  Oh, dude, man, y'all are fucking loading up these 18 buckers, dude.
[02:16:20]  I knew you were going to do this shit, man.
[02:16:22]  And you know, I've been very hesitant on raising the prices, but dude, Tuesday, they're going to be raised.
[02:16:28]  I'm sorry.
[02:16:28]  I hate to do this, but look at what y'all are doing to me, man.
[02:16:32]  I hate to fucking raise the price, but I've got to do it, man.
[02:16:34]  I mean, you fucking guys are being jerk-offs, and you do this shit on purpose.
[02:16:38]  I know you.
[02:16:39]  I know you.
[02:16:42]  Let's go to Mr. BN King and see what he requested here.
[02:16:44]  Let's go ahead.
[02:16:45]  Mr. B. N. King, he donated a $20 bill for this one.
[02:16:49]  Let's say there's a little bit of this.
[02:16:50]  Now, for you folks that are unfamiliar, Richard Jewell was a guy that was implicated in this.
[02:16:56]  When was this?
[02:16:57]  Here's the date.
[02:16:59]  July 27th, 1996.
[02:17:01]  This was the bombing that happened at the Olympics, if I'm not mistaken.
[02:17:05]  And as a result, he was the guy implicated by the FBI and the media, etc.
[02:17:12]  And it wasn't even fucking him.
[02:17:14]  It wasn't even him.
[02:17:15]  So let's play BN King's request here.
[02:17:18]  Thank you, BN King.
[02:17:22]  A bombing at Atlanta's Summer Olympics.
[02:17:25]  Total chaos, mass.
[02:17:26]  Pandemonium going on down here led to a massive law enforcement investigation.
[02:17:31]  We will consider it an act of terrorism.
[02:17:34]  And soon set off a frenzy of speculation.
[02:17:36]  Who is the real Richard Jewell?
[02:17:38]  FBI officials believe he fits a profile of the type of person who might commit such an act, but can see they have no hard evidence against him.
[02:17:49]  I did not do it.
[02:17:50]  Richard Jewell's nightmare was a cautionary tale.
[02:17:53]  It's hard to believe that it is really over.
[02:17:56]  But what lessons have law enforcement and the press really learned?
[02:17:59]  They haven't learned that.
[02:18:02]  All right, they're fucking fake news.
[02:18:04]  And this should underscore their fucking fake news.
[02:18:08]  They're pieces of shit.
[02:18:09]  They're enemies of the people.
[02:18:11]  We're tweeting out that the shooter was a man named Raleigh Chance.
[02:18:15]  When I leave the house, I'm looking on my shoulder.
[02:18:21]  These fucking people are fake news.
[02:18:23]  If you're still listening to Muffdiving Maddow and that CIA meeting the Cann Cooper, then you're intellectually lazy.
[02:18:30]  Fake news is enemy of the people.
[02:18:33]  That's why the president keeps saying it in the early morning of July 27th, 1996.
[02:18:45]  More than 100 people were injured and one killed by a bomb blast at Atlanta's Centennial Olympic Park.
[02:18:52]  After the bombing had occurred, the victims were taken away.
[02:18:55]  I remember very distinctly as the light came up, I started meeting some of the people around in the area.
[02:19:01]  And one of the people on the scene was Richard Jewell.
[02:19:04]  Jewell, a former sheriff's deputy, had discovered the bomb in a backpack and helped clear the area before the explosion.
[02:19:11]  He was hailed a hero.
[02:19:13]  And I just hope that we catch the people that did it.
[02:19:15]  And then the FBI, the FBI, in their great investigative work, decided, well, you know what?
[02:19:23]  He's probably the prime suspect.
[02:19:25]  Wasn't fucking idiot.
[02:19:27]  Too far into the investigation where Richard Jewell's name started surfacing.
[02:19:31]  The president of a college where Jewell had worked security called the FBI to say he had concerns about Jewell.
[02:19:37]  A check into Jewell's background revealed other witnesses who reported he had a history of employment problems and was obsessed with law enforcement.
[02:19:46]  Our profilers from quantum shows.
[02:19:51]  This is some fucking.
[02:19:51]  I don't, look, I don't trust the FBI, dude.
[02:19:53]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:19:54]  I think the FBI should be disbanded, especially after what's going to come out in the Durham investigation.
[02:20:00]  The FBI has lost all credibility as far as I'm concerned.
[02:20:04]  And I think that anything that the FBI alleges, I think people need to think twice about it.
[02:20:09]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:20:11]  This is the same FBI that infiltrated and spied on a United States presidential campaign in Donald Trump's campaign and then tried to lie about it.
[02:20:21]  All right.
[02:20:21]  The FBI should be disbanded and no one should take anything that they say serious.
[02:20:27]  And I'm not joking.
[02:20:28]  I'm not joking.
[02:20:30]  Unless we forget that the FBI was founded by one of the most corrupt, cross-dressing sons of bitches that ever abused his power as the head of the FBI.
[02:20:41]  And I'm talking about J. Edgar Hoover.
[02:20:43]  Pass where police officers invented situations so that they could be the heroes.
[02:20:48]  He started to have that look about him.
[02:20:53]  We've got the Olympic Games going on.
[02:20:56]  We're concerned that whoever did it may do it again if we don't get hold of him.
[02:21:01]  It was a lot of pressure to resolve the case very quickly.
[02:21:08]  Oh, what a typical fucking bureaucrat.
[02:21:12]  I mean, did you hear that fucking loose language trying to avoid responsibility?
[02:21:18]  There was a lot of pressure on us to get down to it.
[02:21:22]  There's a lot of pressure here.
[02:21:24]  Do not trust the FBI, dude.
[02:21:26]  And if they ever come up to you, don't talk to them.
[02:21:28]  You can go to jail for lying to the FBI, even if it's something as where you're going.
[02:21:33]  And that goes for the police, too.
[02:21:35]  Don't say nothing.
[02:21:36]  You got the right to remain silent.
[02:21:38]  Don't say shit.
[02:21:40]  Everyone would keep everything confidential because of the importance of the investigation.
[02:21:44]  In hindsight, that was naive because people like to talk.
[02:21:48]  An unidentified law enforcement source leaked Jewell's name to Ron Marks's reporting partner, Kathy Scruggs.
[02:21:55]  It was important for us as the hometown paper to try to verify as soon as possible and put that information out on the street.
[02:22:03]  Word quickly reached investigators.
[02:22:06]  Yeah, it sped up the timetable in the investigation on what the investigators wanted to do to try to get to Richard Jewell before his name was all over creation.
[02:22:14]  Law enforcement really wanted to talk with Richard Jewell, either to find out if he did it or to clear him.
[02:22:20]  We wanted to create an environment if we could.
[02:22:22]  Yeah, Louis.
[02:22:23]  Louis, soulless idiot.
[02:22:24]  Louis soulless idiot.
[02:22:26]  We tried to make an environment.
[02:22:27]  I'm a fucking bureaucratic FBI agent.
[02:22:29]  Take a look at my nice little retirement home that I'm sitting in here right here that's being taken care of and paid for by the American taxpayer when I'm nothing but an incompetent bureaucrat that tried to assume that an innocent man was the culprit behind a bombing just so I could conveniently fucking wipe my hands off the case and move on.
[02:22:48]  Fucking idiot.
[02:22:49]  Would be comfortable.
[02:22:51]  So when two agents went to talk to Jewel and he expressed concerns about being interviewed on videotape, they told him it would be used in a training film for first responders.
[02:23:00]  Did you hear that?
[02:23:01]  No, did you did you fucking hear what the FBI told him?
[02:23:04]  The FBI can legally lie to you.
[02:23:08]  And meanwhile, they're trying to fucking put you in a position to incriminate yourself.
[02:23:14]  Bullshit.
[02:23:14]  Did you hear this?
[02:23:16]  Don't worry about it, Mr. Jewel.
[02:23:17]  What are we going to do here?
[02:23:18]  We're going to show this to other first responders.
[02:23:21]  Don't worry about it.
[02:23:22]  All right.
[02:23:22]  You're not under any kind of investigation whatsoever.
[02:23:25]  All right.
[02:23:26]  Don't worry about it.
[02:23:28]  I'm telling you, do not talk to any FBI agents.
[02:23:30]  Let me tell you something.
[02:23:31]  Even if you have somebody in your family that's coming over or you're going over in meeting and they happen to work for the FBI, don't even talk to them, dude.
[02:23:39]  These people are fucking scum.
[02:23:40]  I'm sorry.
[02:23:41]  I'm sorry.
[02:23:42]  I don't like the FBI, especially after what the fuck they did to the Trump administration.
[02:23:46]  These people need to be disbanded and their fucking pensions need to be taken away from them because I can't believe the FBI can call themselves Americans when they should be obliging the law and not partisan in any kind of capacity and getting down to the culprits of what happens in this country.
[02:24:05]  Go ahead, play a little bit more of it.
[02:24:07]  His FBI office.
[02:24:09]  I don't think they were very far into the interview when I received a phone call from the director.
[02:24:16]  And the director said, I want you to stop the interview.
[02:24:21]  Oh, what a bunch of bullshit.
[02:24:24]  What a bunch of bullshit.
[02:24:26]  Give me a fucking breath.
[02:24:27]  I talked to the director.
[02:24:28]  Look at this guy fucking trying to avoid responsibility like a fucking bureaucrat.
[02:24:32]  All right.
[02:24:32]  They had him in this fucking video interrogation that he was told was supposed to be used as an example for first responders.
[02:24:39]  And then this guy's going to claim, well, then I had the director call me up and said, you better read this man his rights and do it now.
[02:24:45]  Fuck you.
[02:24:47]  You are the incompetent piece of shit.
[02:24:49]  And you should have your fucking FBI pension stripped from you for abusing your fucking power and being a lazy fucking bureaucrat, you piece of shit.
[02:24:58]  Do it now.
[02:24:58]  And so I instructed the Assistant Special Aid in charge to knock on the door.
[02:25:04]  Alexander later saw on videotape what happened next.
[02:25:08]  The investigation was going along as if it was a training video for a first responder.
[02:25:13]  At a point, the investigators just said, you know, we want to make this as realistic as possible or something to that effect.
[02:25:22]  We're even going to read you the Miranda rights.
[02:25:24]  And as they say, Richard Jewell.
[02:25:27]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:28]  Do you see what I'm saying about these lying fucking FBI agents?
[02:25:32]  I mean, that's how they got Michael Flynn.
[02:25:34]  Outright lie.
[02:25:35]  They lied to him and they put him in a lot.
[02:25:37]  These fucking guys are scumbags.
[02:25:39]  They don't care about protecting America.
[02:25:41]  These people abuse their power.
[02:25:43]  And that's why, thank God, we have a competent attorney general in William Barr trying to get down to the letter of the law what exact abuses were conducted by the FBI.
[02:25:54]  And I'm telling you, if nothing happens to any of these FBI agents that abuse their power, then we're in some serious fucking trouble.
[02:26:01]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:26:02]  Play it.
[02:26:03]  Eyes widen a little bit, and it's like there's a cartoon character light bulb going off on top.
[02:26:07]  And you realize he's saying, wait a minute.
[02:26:10]  Am I a suspect?
[02:26:11]  FBI hunt suspect.
[02:26:13]  Read all about it.
[02:26:15]  The news had already hit the streets when from inside the FBI office, Jewel called a friend who was a lawyer.
[02:26:21]  I asked him if he'd read the newspaper.
[02:26:24]  He said, no, he hadn't, so I read him the headline.
[02:26:28]  This poor bastard.
[02:26:29]  I said, man.
[02:26:31]  He's lucky to have a lawyer friend.
[02:26:33]  He's like, you haven't read the fucking headline?
[02:26:35]  You're the prime suspect there, Jewel.
[02:26:37]  Poor bastard Jewel, they got him fucking locked up in some cell somewhere, and this poor bastard doesn't even know that he's being plastered all over every mainstream media site as the suspect of the fucking bombing.
[02:26:47]  Unbelievable.
[02:26:48]  Asked him if he was under arrest, and they said, no, he was not.
[02:26:52]  And I said, great.
[02:26:54]  Then he's leaving.
[02:26:56]  I remember saying to my editor, this man's life will never be the same simply because he suddenly was in the eye of this media storm.
[02:27:07]  Are they letting you go to work?
[02:27:09]  They're letting you go to work.
[02:27:10]  You're free to go.
[02:27:10]  Did they tell you now not to leave town?
[02:27:12]  No.
[02:27:14]  You kind of already said that you did not do this.
[02:27:16]  I did not do it.
[02:27:18]  This is so fucking sad, dude.
[02:27:19]  Television cameras.
[02:27:20]  There's no proof whatsoever.
[02:27:22]  No fucking proof.
[02:27:24]  It will create a surface.
[02:27:26]  I mean, that's what I'm saying.
[02:27:27]  I mean, remember, how did all this speculation of Jewel started?
[02:27:31]  You heard it at the beginning of this documentary here that it was somebody who he used to work for that obviously he left on bad terms with that talked to the FBI and made this suggestion that fucking Jewel was some kind of a suspect.
[02:27:44]  Pure speculation, man.
[02:27:46]  I mean, is this how the FBI works?
[02:27:48]  And that's why I'm telling you, folks, the FBI, everybody should, it doesn't matter what Democrat, Republican, whatever side of the political spectrum you're on, the FBI is a disgusting, despicable fucking organization.
[02:28:00]  They don't care about the American public.
[02:28:03]  They're a bunch of bureaucrats that want to just get convictions.
[02:28:06]  They don't care who's innocent or who's guilty.
[02:28:08]  And they should be ashamed of themselves, dude.
[02:28:10]  Should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
[02:28:12]  To try to figure out whether he was involved.
[02:28:14]  Some of the coverage, while acknowledging that Jewel was only under investigation, still cast him in the worst possible light.
[02:28:22]  The hero may be a possible villain.
[02:28:23]  If you get a different picture of Richard Jewell in these North Georgia mountains, he lived alone in this rented home with his Goberman dogs, most days with the blinds drawn.
[02:28:32]  But behind the scenes.
[02:28:34]  Who cares?
[02:28:34]  Investigators had doubts.
[02:28:36]  I had one of my agents, and I believe an FBI agent, redo and watch the interviews in detail.
[02:28:44]  And my agent came out and came to me, and the first thing he said was, This guy didn't do it.
[02:28:50]  Yeah, well, then why didn't you do anything about it, you old fat piece of shit?
[02:28:53]  Huh?
[02:28:54]  You're supposed to be one of the fucking head honchos in charge.
[02:28:56]  Why didn't you fucking do something about it?
[02:28:58]  Because you just said, this same fat bald fuck, well, we were under a lot of pressure to find out who the fuck did this.
[02:29:05]  And the fucking sooner that we did it, the better.
[02:29:09]  Whether I agree with it or not, did not want to cooperate at all with us.
[02:29:13]  It hurt their ability to resolve Richard Jewell in a timely way.
[02:29:18]  Oh, and now the FBI wanted him to.
[02:29:20]  Oh, fuck you.
[02:29:22]  Fuck you, you fucking FBI piece of fucking lying, anti-American.
[02:29:28]  Wipe your ass with the Constitution shit.
[02:29:30]  It was a shame that he didn't cooperate with us, even though we lied to him.
[02:29:36]  Even though we told him nothing but lies and incriminated him.
[02:29:40]  It's a shame that he didn't work with us, man.
[02:29:43]  Fuck you, FBI.
[02:29:44]  That's your fucking job.
[02:29:46]  You fucking bureaucrat.
[02:29:47]  That's your fucking job, you fucking shithead.
[02:29:52]  Give me a break.
[02:29:53]  Still tailed by FBI agents and unable to get a job.
[02:29:56]  His only source of income is now a telephone hotline.
[02:29:59]  Two months after Jewel was identified, he was offered a deal.
[02:30:03]  If he answered investigators' questions, he could be cleared.
[02:30:06]  Once Richard Jewell did come in, it became very apparent over the next few weeks that there's no reason to charge him.
[02:30:17]  Richard Jewell finally got what he's been waiting for.
[02:30:20]  A hand-delivered letter from the Justice Department says, based on the evidence developed to date, Jewel is not considered a target of the state.
[02:30:27]  Thank you.
[02:30:27]  And you know what?
[02:30:28]  I mean, the damage is already done with this poor son of a bitch.
[02:30:32]  You know what I mean?
[02:30:33]  The damage is already done.
[02:30:34]  And this could happen to you.
[02:30:36]  This could happen to me.
[02:30:37]  It's happening to the president.
[02:30:39]  It's happening to the president right now.
[02:30:42]  All right.
[02:30:42]  They are illegally impeaching him based upon FBI lies and deception.
[02:30:49]  All right.
[02:30:50]  That deceitful, goddamn, stupid, fucking Russian dossier, that Trump Russian dossier that was used as a means to get a FISA warrant to spy on the Trump campaign.
[02:31:00]  All right.
[02:31:01]  I'm telling you right now, everybody should be pissed off at the FBI and the FBI should be disbanded.
[02:31:06]  I'm not fucking around.

=== Mainstream Media Lies (05:36) ===

[02:31:08]  They should be disbanded.
[02:31:09]  They're fucking useless.
[02:31:11]  After he was cleared of suspicion, several FBI agents were reprimanded, including the agent who read Jewell his Miranda rights during the ruse.
[02:31:19]  Jewell pursued legal action against several news organizations, citing, among other things, a column that implied a comparison between Jewell and a convicted murderer.
[02:31:28]  Yeah, no shit.
[02:31:30]  No shit.
[02:31:30]  No shit.
[02:31:31]  What is this?
[02:31:32]  The media just saying.
[02:31:34]  End fake news.
[02:31:35]  At some point, there needs to be criminal penalties for journalists maliciously abusing the First Amendment.
[02:31:41]  You're damn right.
[02:31:43]  It's always done because of lazy bureaucrats or peace officers or political.
[02:31:48]  Dur Vicking knows exactly what I'm talking about, dude.
[02:31:51]  Look, we're going to play this for a couple, a couple more, like a minute, and then we're going to move on.
[02:31:55]  But everybody needs to know about this, dude.
[02:31:57]  This could happen to you.
[02:31:58]  It's happening to the president of the United States right now.
[02:32:02]  And this could happen to you.
[02:32:03]  All right.
[02:32:04]  Even though you did nothing wrong, they'll find something.
[02:32:07]  They'll crawl up your ass and find something.
[02:32:10]  It's a fucking joke.
[02:32:12]  At failed former sheriff's deputy.
[02:32:14]  Here's Richard Jewell, the 114th victim of the Atlanta Olympic bombing.
[02:32:18]  This is the first time I have ever asked you to turn your cameras on me.
[02:32:23]  For 88 days, I lived a nightmare.
[02:32:27]  For 88 days, my mother lived a nightmare, too.
[02:32:31]  And it's rushed for the headline that the hero was the bomber.
[02:32:36]  The media cared nothing for my feelings as a human being.
[02:32:39]  NBC, CNN, and the New York Post were among those which settled for undisclosed sums.
[02:32:45]  But the Atlanta Journal Constitution fought the case for 15 years and won.
[02:32:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:32:50]  There's no way that anybody can convince me that we libeled Richard Jewell.
[02:32:56]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:32:57]  I mean, you fucking, I hope you're dead, whoever the fuck this is.
[02:33:01]  I hope you're dead and you died with an inoperable tumor at the base of your fucking spine, you fucking dickhead.
[02:33:07]  Oh, we didn't do nothing to libel him.
[02:33:10]  We just spread this slanderous bullshit that made him the suspect in the eyes of the public.
[02:33:16]  And we didn't do nothing.
[02:33:17]  I didn't do nothing.
[02:33:19]  Focus the investigation.
[02:33:20]  He was the focus of the investigation.
[02:33:22]  Am I sorry for what happened to Richard Jewell?
[02:33:25]  Yes, I'm sorry for what happened to him.
[02:33:27]  A dickhole.
[02:33:27]  I don't feel you're a fucking.
[02:33:30]  You know what?
[02:33:30]  Turn this off.
[02:33:31]  All right.
[02:33:32]  Turn this off.
[02:33:33]  What a fucking asshole.
[02:33:34]  All right, but that's the media.
[02:33:36]  That's the fake news media.
[02:33:38]  That right there is our federal government, folks.
[02:33:40]  And that's why I'm telling you, this president is being pursued by the same fucking entities that are trying to take him down.
[02:33:48]  And we, as the American people, need to stand up and tell these fucking dumbass bureaucrats that we're on to you.
[02:33:54]  We're not going to let you get away with this abuse of power.
[02:33:56]  This government is made for the people and by the people.
[02:33:59]  And you fucking two-bit useless bureaucrats are supposed to be doing your fucking job and nothing more.
[02:34:06]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:34:07]  I can't believe this is still happening and it's happening to our president.
[02:34:11]  Unfucking believable.
[02:34:13]  Anyway, let's move on.
[02:34:14]  Thank you, Mr. BN King, for that video.
[02:34:18]  Now, let me see.
[02:34:18]  We got one, two, three, four, five.
[02:34:20]  We got five more videos.
[02:34:22]  Let's move on.
[02:34:23]  All right.
[02:34:23]  I got I owe people radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
[02:34:26]  All right, but let's move on.
[02:34:27]  We got Chad Poopter Griffin, who's next.
[02:34:30]  All right, I'm pretty sure he's going to fucking lighten the mood with some fucking, you know, I don't know who the fuck knows, some sick ass viewer discretion advised kind of video.
[02:34:39]  Oh, you fucking asshole.
[02:34:40]  Why in the fuck are you doing this, Chad Poopter Griffin?
[02:34:43]  All right, you're a fucking sick asshole.
[02:34:45]  I should have known.
[02:34:46]  I should have known you were a sick fucking son of bitch and pervert.
[02:34:51]  All right.
[02:34:51]  I knew you were a fucking sick son of bitch and pervert.
[02:34:54]  What up, anonymous?
[02:34:56]  Oh my god.
[02:34:57]  Reminds me of the time when CNN were interviewing someone and they mentioned WikiLeaks.
[02:35:02]  And then all of the sudden the interview footage was lost and the hosts were just like whoops.
[02:35:07]  That sucks.
[02:35:08]  That's exactly right, dude.
[02:35:10]  All right.
[02:35:11]  You have to know at this point in time that the mainstream media is not independent.
[02:35:15]  You have to know that the mainstream media is a fucking state-run media.
[02:35:21]  And it makes fucking leftists like Noam Chomsky validate what they've always been claiming: that the United States media is not free, that it is a state-run media for Washington, D.C., that it is a tool for Washington, D.C.
[02:35:37]  And I hate to say that fucking Noam Chomsky, this fucking, you know, mainstream leftist over here, was right the whole fucking time.
[02:35:44]  The fucking media is nothing more than a propaganda wing for the Washington, D.C. institutional establishment.
[02:35:52]  So, anyway, let's get to fucking Chad Poopter Griffin, dude.
[02:35:54]  Look, viewer discretion is advised.
[02:35:56]  And hey, Chad Poopter Griffin, I hope you get cancer of the anus for fucking literally fucking requesting this sick, demented enemy bullshit.
[02:36:05]  Fucking asshole.
[02:36:13]  Yeah, this is Chad Pooper Griffin right here.
[02:36:15]  Look at this fucking sick asshole.
[02:36:20]  You're a sick fucking asshole, fucking Chad Poopter Griffin.
[02:36:23]  serious.
[02:36:31]  What the fuck?
[02:36:36]  What the fuck?
[02:36:41]  Oh my God, dude.
[02:36:43]  Are you shitting me, man?

=== Disgusting Cult Video (15:21) ===

[02:36:44]  What?
[02:36:45]  Why?
[02:36:46]  Why, Chad Poopter Griffin?
[02:36:47]  Fucking why, dude?
[02:36:59]  Seriously, why?
[02:37:20]  Oh, great.
[02:37:21]  Yeah, here we go.
[02:37:22]  The psycho shit.
[02:37:25]  Oh, you heard me fart the fuck a Yule.
[02:37:28]  You heard me blow a fart the fuck a Yule.
[02:37:31]  You fuck a heard of me a fart of me.
[02:37:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:37:34]  Anyway, that was Chad Poopter Griffin who requested that son of a bitch.
[02:37:38]  All right, let's go to the next $18.
[02:37:40]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:37:41]  Tariq Nasheed!
[02:37:43]  Tariq Nasheed!
[02:37:44]  Oh, my God!
[02:37:45]  If someone sends an anime video, you should ban them from donating.
[02:37:48]  Be a man.
[02:37:49]  Don't allow this shit on your show.
[02:37:52]  You know, that's a suggestion, dude.
[02:37:54]  I mean, no shit.
[02:37:55]  I mean, this fucking anime shit is just going too far.
[02:37:58]  All right, this anime shit has just gone too far.
[02:38:01]  I agree, dude.
[02:38:02]  I'll think about it.
[02:38:03]  Anyway, let's move on here because I want to get done with these $18.66 bucker.
[02:38:08]  This was requested by Ghost Inner Circle Reveal.
[02:38:11]  Okay, I don't know what the hell this is, dude, but it's obviously not some inner circle reveal here, all right?
[02:38:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:20]  The fucking Heaven's Gate cult asshole.
[02:38:23]  Now I'm going to splice this and show you some of this class.
[02:38:27]  Thank you.
[02:38:30]  Okay, we're rolling tape and the camera is on Jim Odie.
[02:38:34]  Jim Odi, would you want to stand up?
[02:38:37]  Now, believe it or not, each and every one of the males involved in this Heaven's Gate cult mass suicide, which this is the pre-recording of, each and every one of these males were castrated, believe it or not.
[02:38:51]  And so that we can take a look at your uniform.
[02:38:56]  Okay.
[02:38:57]  And maybe we can back up a little bit and get a little wider picture of the uniform.
[02:39:02]  Okay.
[02:39:03]  Good.
[02:39:05]  Now come back and if you would and sit down and now if you would hold your patch, maybe we can zoom in on the patch.
[02:39:15]  Great.
[02:39:16]  Oh, yeah, that's official.
[02:39:19]  That's official now.
[02:39:21]  Now we don't have...
[02:39:22]  There we go.
[02:39:23]  See, it says Heaven's Gate Away Team.
[02:39:27]  And that's exactly what that means to us.
[02:39:30]  We've been away and now we're going back.
[02:39:34]  Okay, go back to Jim Odi, if you would.
[02:39:38]  Okay.
[02:39:39]  Thanks, Jim Odi.
[02:39:40]  Now let's go to Dave Odi.
[02:39:44]  Hi, Dave Odie.
[02:39:45]  Look at the cow run.
[02:39:47]  You look great.
[02:39:47]  Look at this disgusting bulldyke for Christ's sake, man.
[02:39:51]  This looks like a fucking scuffed Dr. J that didn't get any testosterone, for Christ's sake.
[02:39:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:58]  Okay, now let's go to Lodi.
[02:40:02]  There's a God.
[02:40:04]  Look at this fucking guy.
[02:40:05]  This guy looks like he's straight out of fucking Denmark.
[02:40:07]  Great.
[02:40:09]  Okay.
[02:40:10]  Hold on.
[02:40:10]  We got a damn dono here.
[02:40:12]  What is it?
[02:40:12]  What?
[02:40:14]  I don't remember this episode of Star Trek.
[02:40:16]  It's not Star Trek Peppermint Swirl, you idiots.
[02:40:19]  The Heaven's Gate cult.
[02:40:21]  They all killed themselves after this because they thought they were going to take a ride on the Hellbop Comet.
[02:40:26]  All right?
[02:40:28]  And I'm serious.
[02:40:28]  I'm not joking.
[02:40:29]  That's why they all killed themselves.
[02:40:30]  The Hillbob Comet was fucking appearing itself on Earth.
[02:40:34]  And they thought that them killing themselves and releasing themselves of their bodies, that they'll take a ride on the Hellbop Comet to the next life.
[02:40:42]  I'm not kidding.
[02:40:43]  That's why they killed themselves.
[02:40:45]  A lot of our super artwork on our website.
[02:40:48]  And the illustrations you'll really enjoy if you tune into Heavensgate website on the internet.
[02:40:55]  Okay, let's swing over to Wendoty.
[02:41:00]  Great.
[02:41:00]  There's a look at this bulldog.
[02:41:04]  That wasn't WinDoty.
[02:41:04]  That was our cameraman.
[02:41:06]  God.
[02:41:07]  Okay.
[02:41:08]  That looks good.
[02:41:09]  Okay.
[02:41:09]  Thank you.
[02:41:10]  This bitch looks like a scuffed river Phoenix from Stand By Me, the movie, for fuck's sake.
[02:41:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:41:15]  Let's move on over.
[02:41:17]  There's Alex Odi.
[02:41:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:41:20]  Who the fuck is this?
[02:41:22]  This guy looks like he should be on your fucking local wanted ad on your vice squad, for Christ's sake, for fucking, you know, having little girls being on his lap.
[02:41:31]  They're all cameras.
[02:41:32]  Yeah.
[02:41:34]  Okay, come on over to Steel Ody.
[02:41:38]  There's Steel Odi.
[02:41:39]  There's his brother.
[02:41:40]  There's the brother that he envies because he still has hair, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:44]  Great.
[02:41:45]  Look at the cameras, the Lodi.
[02:41:47]  Where's your normal?
[02:41:48]  There.
[02:41:51]  Oh, my God.
[02:41:52]  Okay, let's go to Derodi.
[02:41:56]  Okay.
[02:41:57]  What the hell is this?
[02:41:59]  And he's even looking at it.
[02:42:00]  What the hell is this?
[02:42:02]  Why do all these people have bad teeth?
[02:42:04]  Why do they got bad teeth?
[02:42:06]  Der Wicking, what the hell did you say, Derwicking?
[02:42:08]  You said, to be fair, though, they had sweet kicks on when they drank the Kool-Aid.
[02:42:13]  Jonestown did it better.
[02:42:14]  The Jonestown did it better.
[02:42:16]  Dude, come on, man.
[02:42:18]  Fucking Jonestown did it better.
[02:42:20]  Stay looking.
[02:42:21]  There we got it.
[02:42:23]  Okay, thank you.
[02:42:24]  And let's move on over to Arisoti.
[02:42:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:30]  I'm sorry.
[02:42:32]  There's Questoti.
[02:42:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:34]  Can you see the camera?
[02:42:37]  There you are.
[02:42:38]  That looks good.
[02:42:39]  Thank you.
[02:42:42]  Okay.
[02:42:43]  And there's Check.
[02:42:44]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:45]  Look at this bull cut bulldoze.
[02:42:46]  I'm just watching this film.
[02:42:48]  Look at this bull cut bulldy.
[02:42:52]  And are curious about all the things that have transpired in their lessons since you last saw them.
[02:42:58]  Okay, let's go to Stam Odi.
[02:43:02]  There's Stam Odi.
[02:43:03]  Oh, my God.
[02:43:05]  Hi.
[02:43:08]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[02:43:10]  This is not an inner circle reveal.
[02:43:12]  This is the Heavensgate cult prior to them killing themselves so they can take a ride on the Hailbop Common.
[02:43:19]  All right.
[02:43:20]  I'm not joking around.
[02:43:21]  What's up with the bad teeth on these people?
[02:43:25]  I mean, did they eat a lot of sweets at the Heavensgate cult?
[02:43:27]  Work the vehicle that they did.
[02:43:29]  A little bit of a sweet tooth.
[02:43:31]  How about Sunoti?
[02:43:33]  Okay.
[02:43:34]  There's Sunoti.
[02:43:34]  Oh, look.
[02:43:35]  Oh my God.
[02:43:35]  This looks like that fucking son of a bitch that we were just watching.
[02:43:39]  That limey son of a bitch that you people keep fucking donating.
[02:43:41]  Look at this fucking guy.
[02:43:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:43:45]  Camera's focused now.
[02:43:46]  Okay, great.
[02:43:47]  Let's see Diamode over there.
[02:43:52]  It's so great to have Diamode back.
[02:43:54]  All right, I've had enough of this, dude.
[02:43:56]  I've had enough.
[02:43:58]  They all look alike.
[02:43:59]  And by the way, like I said, each and every one of the males that are involved in the Heavensgate cult were castrated.
[02:44:05]  I shit you not.
[02:44:07]  They were all castrated.
[02:44:09]  All right, because they could let loose the urges that was suppressing them as human beings and rational human beings.
[02:44:18]  Anyway, let's get to Der Wicking.
[02:44:19]  Der Wicking requested this one for a $25 bill.
[02:44:22]  He said, someone mentioned Clint's newest movie about the Olympic incident and Jewel.
[02:44:28]  So here's some base footage of Clint greasing degenerates.
[02:44:32]  Hail Clint Eastwood, an American hero.
[02:44:34]  Not to mention, I'm really surprised that Eastwood's still alive, dude.
[02:44:38]  I mean, seriously, he's lived a long time, a long, long time.
[02:44:42]  I'm not saying that I want him to pass on or anything, but man, Clint Eastwood has been around for a long, long time.
[02:44:49]  Many of the people that he acted with are all fucking dead.
[02:44:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:53]  But, you know, this guy's in his 80s, and he's still kicking, too.
[02:44:57]  So I got to give him some props.
[02:44:58]  He's still kicking.
[02:45:00]  All right, here it is.
[02:45:01]  Der Wicking requested this one.
[02:45:03]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[02:45:05]  Der Wicking requested this.
[02:45:08]  What is this here?
[02:45:09]  Dirty Harry!
[02:45:10]  Oh, who doesn't like Dirty Harry, huh?
[02:45:13]  Go ahead.
[02:45:14]  Make my day.
[02:45:16]  Go ahead.
[02:45:17]  Make my you see we don't have men like this in movies.
[02:45:24]  Can we get to the fucking point?
[02:45:26]  We don't have men like this in movies anymore.
[02:45:28]  I know what you're thinking.
[02:45:30]  Did he fire six shots or only five?
[02:45:34]  Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself.
[02:45:38]  But Ian is a 44 magnet, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off.
[02:45:44]  You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
[02:45:48]  Feel lucky Fucking dirty Harry taking out pimps and hoes, baby Damn right, I know you.
[02:46:02]  Let's see what more there is to that city face.
[02:46:04]  I mean, I miss these kinds of movies.
[02:46:06]  Whatever happened to movies like fucking Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson.
[02:46:10]  You know what I mean?
[02:46:14]  Waiting for all you white hunkies to blow each other up so we can move right on here.
[02:46:24]  Oh, you're gonna blow away dirty hair.
[02:46:25]  Leave dirty hairy alone.
[02:46:26]  I gots to know baby
[02:47:00]  Yeah, shoot these sons of bitches, man.
[02:47:03]  Where are our heroes like Clint Eastwood, fucking Dirty Harry, fucking Charlie Bronson, baby?
[02:47:10]  Charlie fucking Bronson man you had the drop on him, baby You son of a bitch.
[02:47:47]  Having a shootout right underneath a Jesus Saves fucking sign.
[02:47:51]  Like that a nice silencer.
[02:48:02]  Oh Hey, he shot the bitch in the bikini.
[02:48:18]  Are you gonna fucking waste a perfectly good bitch in a bikini?
[02:48:22]  Let's see the gun my that's a big one Face the cross.
[02:48:35]  Come on.
[02:48:36]  Put your nose right up against the cement.
[02:48:44]  Come on, Clint.
[02:48:45]  Don't fucking let him take you out like that.
[02:48:47]  Oh, come on, Clint.
[02:48:49]  Come on, Dirty Harry.
[02:48:55]  Do we understand each other?
[02:48:58]  Yeah!
[02:49:00]  Stab him right in the fucking groin and shoot his ass like a dog.
[02:49:04]  You're damn right, Dirty Harry.
[02:49:10]  Shoot him again!
[02:49:21]  Old Dirty Harry, dude.
[02:49:23]  Ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:49:25]  A little bit of dirty hairy.
[02:49:26]  Now, I'm gonna let this play a little bit because Der Vicking donated a $25 bill.
[02:49:31]  So we're going to hear a little bit of this then typical because he donated a $25 bill here.
[02:49:45]  And they're fucking shooting at each other in a rock quarry for Christ's sake.
[02:49:52]  Ballsy shot there, Dirty Harry.
[02:49:54]  Ballsy shot.
[02:49:55]  And we got a fucking advertisement.
[02:49:58]  And why do I have a bunch of advertisement with Asians?
[02:50:03]  And is that the fucking ludicrous?
[02:50:07]  Are they still doing fucking Fast and the Fury?
[02:50:09]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:50:11]  How many of these stupid fucking idiotic movies are they gonna fucking make?
[02:50:15]  This is the stupidest shit I have ever fucking seen, man.
[02:50:19]  I mean, look at this shit.
[02:50:20]  Who believes this crap?
[02:50:23]  Who the fuck believes this shit?
[02:50:24]  All right, skip this fucking dumb shit.
[02:50:28]  I know what you're thinking, punk.
[02:50:36]  You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five now to tell you the truth?
[02:50:42]  I forgot myself and all this excitement.
[02:50:45]  But being a little bit more.
[02:50:46]  Shoot him, Harry.
[02:50:47]  Shoot him, Dirty Harry.
[02:50:49]  This fucking freak show.
[02:50:50]  Shoot him.
[02:50:52]  You could ask yourself questions.
[02:50:55]  Do I feel lucky?
[02:50:57]  Well, do you, punk?
[02:51:07]  It's gonna be all right.
[02:51:08]  All right, hold on, hold on.
[02:51:09]  We got a dono here.
[02:51:10]  Hold on, hold on, just a second.
[02:51:12]  What is it?
[02:51:13]  Your heroes are fictional characters from movies because white men, IRL are basement dwellers, soyboys, and coomers.
[02:51:20]  Oh, come on!
[02:51:21]  Our heroes are Shaka Zulu and Jesus.
[02:51:24]  He was black Yucumskin.
[02:51:26]  The future Jesus was black with it, Cave Dweller.
[02:51:29]  Black Jesus.
[02:51:31]  I remember talking about Black Jesus, by the way.
[02:51:35]  Oh, my God!
[02:51:36]  You always talking about how gangster rap is the reason for black people turning to crime.
[02:51:41]  You think these movies have anything to do with mentally ill white people shooting everything up?
[02:51:47]  Whites are the naturally violent people, not black people.
[02:51:50]  Oh, come on, dude.
[02:51:51]  All right, look.
[02:51:52]  Hey, Jamal Ginsburg and Tariq Nasheed, we get it, bruh.
[02:51:57]  Okay?
[02:51:57]  We get it.
[02:51:58]  Everything is a racial construct with you, for heaven's sake.
[02:52:02]  All right?
[02:52:02]  What about those black exploit films?
[02:52:04]  Y'all never talk about that, do you?

=== Shooting That Cop Shit (03:15) ===

[02:52:06]  Huh?
[02:52:06]  Like boss N-word and shit?
[02:52:09]  Fuck out of here.
[02:52:10]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:52:11]  Play the rest of it.
[02:52:12]  Play a little bit more of this.
[02:52:22]  He wasn't lucky.
[02:52:27]  This is the 44 Magnum.
[02:52:29]  The most powerful handgun in the world.
[02:52:32]  And it could blow your head clean off.
[02:52:36]  Do you feel lucky?
[02:52:38]  Yeah, dude.
[02:52:38]  This is what I'm talking about, baby.
[02:52:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:52:41]  Nothing like Dirty Harry, baby.
[02:52:47]  And a little bit of Charlie Bronson.
[02:52:49]  Anybody remember Charlie Bronson?
[02:52:51]  Sit down.
[02:52:52]  Mr. Majestic.
[02:52:57]  He's shooting a motherfucker in a plane.
[02:52:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:53:04]  He's shooting an idiot in a plane.
[02:53:07]  All right.
[02:53:08]  Hey, Hakaruka, Takahashi, I will, but I'm afraid it's probably gonna be some anime, my little pony shit, but I will, all right?
[02:53:15]  A couple more seconds of Der Wicking's Dirty Harry.
[02:53:17]  We're moving on here.
[02:53:25]  He's shooting in a fucking plane like this.
[02:53:28]  Oh, don't worry about air pressure.
[02:53:29]  Don't worry about anything of the sort.
[02:53:33]  And why are you shooting him in the fucking dick?
[02:53:46]  Why are you shooting that fucking...
[02:53:49]  Never mind.
[02:53:50]  Are you gonna shoot him in the dick again?
[02:53:54]  He shoots him right in the dick.
[02:53:56]  Why?
[02:53:58]  He hits you by four points.
[02:54:00]  That evens it up on the overall champion.
[02:54:02]  Shoot him in the head!
[02:54:03]  ...choice in the shoot-off.
[02:54:05]  Bullseye are combat.
[02:54:10]  Combat.
[02:54:31]  Not bad, not bad, Dirty Harry.
[02:54:34]  That's actually a fun little course there, man.
[02:54:37]  I JUST SHOT A COP!
[02:54:46]  That shit looks like fun dude.
[02:54:48]  That ain't no cop's gun, Frank.
[02:55:06]  A fucking missile launch!
[02:55:08]  Come on.
[02:55:10]  A fucking missile launcher, dude.
[02:55:12]  Come on, dude.
[02:55:13]  All right.
[02:55:15]  Jesus Christ.
[02:55:18]  All right.
[02:55:18]  A couple more seconds and we're moving on here, okay?

=== Derwicking Donation Scam (02:13) ===

[02:55:21]  Because Derwicking donated a $25 bill up in here.
[02:55:26]  We got to get through with these, dude.
[02:55:28]  I owe people fucking an early radio graffiti, dude.
[02:55:32]  What do you mean?
[02:55:33]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:55:34]  What do you mean, don't fucking scam, Derwicking?
[02:55:36]  What are you fucking talking about?
[02:55:37]  I fucking only played $18.66 for like three to four minutes.
[02:55:42]  It's been fucking eight minutes.
[02:55:44]  All right?
[02:55:45]  The fuck out of here.
[02:55:47]  Don't scam.
[02:55:48]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:55:57]  He shot him right in his ass.
[02:56:02]  All right, that's enough.
[02:56:03]  All right.
[02:56:04]  That's enough.
[02:56:05]  I've had enough of this.
[02:56:06]  All right.
[02:56:06]  We're almost 10 minutes in.
[02:56:09]  That's enough.
[02:56:09]  All right.
[02:56:10]  And fuck you, all you idiots that are talking shit.
[02:56:13]  All right, fuck off.
[02:56:14]  And hey, don't do it, dude.
[02:56:17]  All right.
[02:56:17]  It is what it is.
[02:56:18]  All right.
[02:56:18]  What is this?
[02:56:19]  Aristocrat.
[02:56:21]  Americans sure love their shoot first.
[02:56:23]  Ask questions later.
[02:56:24]  Garbage.
[02:56:25]  Yet when their government is acting the same way, it is suddenly a problem.
[02:56:30]  Uncivilized hypocrite.
[02:56:31]  Get the hell out of here.
[02:56:32]  That's because this is a government made for the people and by the people.
[02:56:35]  All right.
[02:56:36]  That's the difference.
[02:56:37]  Anyway, Derwicking, I don't know what the hell else you want.
[02:56:39]  I only go $18.66 for like four minutes.
[02:56:43]  You got nine minutes and you just got fucking $25.
[02:56:46]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
[02:56:48]  All right.
[02:56:49]  You're starting to sound a little bit like a minority.
[02:56:51]  No offense, okay?
[02:56:52]  You're starting to sound like the pet Mexican or something.
[02:56:55]  Like I'm in a fucking flea market.
[02:56:56]  You're like, no, you're not writing it.
[02:56:59]  Why are you trying to scam me?
[02:57:01]  I fucking did this.
[02:57:02]  I'll do this for $25.
[02:57:05]  Fuck you talking about, dude.
[02:57:06]  Come on, man.
[02:57:08]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:09]  And what's racist about that?
[02:57:11]  What's racist?
[02:57:12]  I'm just saying.
[02:57:14]  I'm just saying.
[02:57:16]  I mean, he's treating me like I'm going to fucking swap me.
[02:57:19]  Like, look, I got $25.
[02:57:21]  Okay.
[02:57:21]  I want you to go ahead and play the 60-minute video.
[02:57:24]  And I just, what?
[02:57:25]  That's what I want you to do.
[02:57:26]  That's what I want you to do.
[02:57:29]  All right.
[02:57:30]  Anybody?
[02:57:30]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, Chad Poopter Griffith, fucking charge back and see what happens.

=== Beat Stone Cold Ass (02:38) ===

[02:57:34]  All right, fucking idiot.
[02:57:37]  Fucking, I'm not, I'm not kidding.
[02:57:39]  Fucking see what happens, you fucking idiot.
[02:57:41]  All right, fucking more.
[02:57:42]  You know what?
[02:57:42]  Ban Chad Peter Griffin for that shit.
[02:57:44]  Get him out of here.
[02:57:45]  Get him the fuck out.
[02:57:46]  Get him out of here, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:57:50]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[02:57:52]  All right, here it is.
[02:57:53]  We got a Geno X 1987 up in here.
[02:57:56]  What?
[02:57:56]  What is this?
[02:57:57]  Tim McCrabs.
[02:57:59]  Oh, my God.
[02:58:00]  You're in chat to ban Durwiking for being a white trash.
[02:58:05]  All right, well, I don't know about that.
[02:58:07]  All right.
[02:58:07]  I don't know if Durwicking is white trash, but I mean, you know, come on.
[02:58:12]  I mean, he's acting a little minority-esque.
[02:58:14]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:58:15]  He's acting like somebody trying to fucking, you know, haggle me in a fucking flea market.
[02:58:19]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:58:22]  All right, let's go to Geno X 1987.
[02:58:25]  And he said, Who is more cringe, me or Chad Poopter Griffin?
[02:58:30]  Type Gino for me, poop for Poopter.
[02:58:33]  Well, Poopter's out of here.
[02:58:35]  All right, he's a fucking dumb piece of fucking stupid.
[02:58:38]  They talk about minority.
[02:58:39]  It's a minority right there as well.
[02:58:41]  Let me go.
[02:58:42]  All right.
[02:58:42]  Y'all remember when Chad Poopter Griffin donated and he was on a live stream and he showed his fucking disgusting brown hairy ass?
[02:58:50]  I remember that very vividly.
[02:58:51]  He's a fucking sick bastard.
[02:58:53]  What is this?
[02:58:53]  Geno X 1987 requested this.
[02:58:56]  WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
[02:59:05]  Oh, Jesus Christ!
[02:59:06]  W-W-W-W- What the fuck, dude?
[02:59:08]  What is this shit?
[02:59:20]  More teeth shit.
[02:59:21]  All right.
[02:59:22]  Ghost who would win in fight.
[02:59:23]  The Texas rattlesnake stone cold Steve Austin, who drinks lots of beers after a win, and a stone cold stunner.
[02:59:30]  Are you ghost 3 Heaty?
[02:59:32]  I could beat Stone Cold's ass.
[02:59:34]  All right.
[02:59:35]  He's got two bum knees, for Christ's sake.
[02:59:37]  All I'd do is give a fucking swift kick to one of his knees.
[02:59:40]  He'd be on the floor, and I'd just fucking pick him apart thereafter.
[02:59:44]  I could beat Stone Cold's ass right now.
[02:59:46]  I could beat Stone Cold's ass.
[02:59:48]  Go ahead.
[02:59:58]  And by the way, if anybody knows Stone Cold Steve Austin, you tell them I said that.
[03:00:02]  I can whoop his ass.
[03:00:03]  All right.
[03:00:04]  I would whoop his ass.
[03:00:06]  All right.
[03:00:07]  And fucking have a beer and chug it right over his damn carcass once I kick the living bejesus out of him.

=== Major Sepsis Infection (03:05) ===

[03:00:12]  right?
[03:00:18]  And what the fuck is this, Gino?
[03:00:21]  What is this?
[03:00:26]  How to brush your teeth?
[03:00:27]  Oh, God.
[03:00:32]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:38]  What the fuck is that?
[03:00:39]  What?
[03:00:39]  All right.
[03:00:40]  Now we're getting fucking trolly here.
[03:00:56]  What the fuck am I watching, dude?
[03:01:00]  Oh, Christ.
[03:01:07]  And I just looked.
[03:01:08]  It's fucking Adult Swim that made this.
[03:01:10]  Isn't that great?
[03:01:11]  That's great.
[03:01:28]  What the fuck?
[03:01:34]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:01:36]  Who?
[03:01:38]  Man, I question who makes these fucking, like, animations and why.
[03:01:51]  Looks like only use me blade here.
[03:01:53]  I don't know if y'all know.
[03:01:55]  He's in major pain.
[03:01:57]  He's got a fucking major sepsis infection on his fucking foot, dude.
[03:02:02]  He's going to go to the fucking emergency room tonight.
[03:02:05]  I wonder if he did.
[03:02:11]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:02:27]  Oh, my God.
[03:02:28]  What the fuck is this, dude?
[03:02:30]  Are you shitting me?
[03:02:30]  I'm letting this go for a couple more seconds, and I'm moving on.
[03:02:39]  Why is he taking off his coat?
[03:02:42]  Why are you taking off your coat?
[03:02:45]  We'll be right back.
[03:03:03]  All right, four minutes, 31 seconds.
[03:03:05]  What is it?
[03:03:05]  Is this guy going to dance?
[03:03:07]  Is this doctor dancing to this?
[03:03:13]  Oh, no.
[03:03:16]  Oh, my God.

=== Doctor Dancing Implant (05:02) ===

[03:03:18]  All right, we get it.
[03:03:19]  We get it.
[03:03:20]  It's a fucking implant.
[03:03:21]  We get it.
[03:03:22]  Who donated?
[03:03:23]  Khabib Nagamarov.
[03:03:24]  He said, hold on, what'd you say?
[03:03:26]  No joke.
[03:03:27]  I'm actually worried about Blade.
[03:03:28]  He's seriously going to lose his leg.
[03:03:30]  I'm not joking either.
[03:03:32]  I'm not joking either.
[03:03:33]  Now, we're going to get to that in a minute, but let me get through these last 18 buckers.
[03:03:37]  And I think we only got two more left.
[03:03:39]  Thank God.
[03:03:40]  And then we're going to get to some quick radio graffiti.
[03:03:42]  And then we'll get into some stream raids if there's any stream raids to be had out here.
[03:03:47]  All right.
[03:03:47]  But I need to do some quick radio graffiti.
[03:03:49]  I know I promised some folks that, hey, I'm going to do it early.
[03:03:52]  So let's get through these last two.
[03:03:54]  Let's get through these last two fucking $18.66 bucker.
[03:03:58]  And then we're moving on here.
[03:04:00]  25 cents requested this one here.
[03:04:03]  25 cents requested this one.
[03:04:05]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[03:04:06]  What is this shit?
[03:04:08]  Hold on.
[03:04:08]  I got to wait for the five second advertisement.
[03:04:12]  All right.
[03:04:12]  And let's move on and see what the hell.
[03:04:14]  Oh, Christ.
[03:04:16]  Another cartoon.
[03:04:17]  25 cent.
[03:04:18]  Another fucking cartoon.
[03:04:20]  Stop donating cartoons.
[03:04:22]  Seriously, dude.
[03:04:23]  All right.
[03:04:24]  Listen, Dork.
[03:04:25]  Don't put your trash on my door.
[03:04:27]  You hear me?
[03:04:28]  25 cents.
[03:04:31]  What?
[03:04:32]  25 cents is all it takes, Kevin.
[03:04:36]  For what?
[03:04:37]  Another one of your loser projects?
[03:04:39]  What is this shit?
[03:04:42]  To see God have you ever wanted to see something so beautiful, so where's Johnny?
[03:05:01]  He's a weirdo.
[03:05:02]  I mean, this is modern-day cartoons in America, folks.
[03:05:04]  Just FYI.
[03:05:06]  Matter of fact, where is everyone today?
[03:05:09]  They're all this is what's being subjected to not only your children, but the man children in the millennial generation and the Zoomer generation.
[03:05:18]  That their hearts can no longer turn back.
[03:05:22]  And it's right behind that door.
[03:05:33]  Whatever sort of thing.
[03:05:34]  Hold on just a second.
[03:05:35]  Hold on.
[03:05:36]  Hold on.
[03:05:37]  Who the hell just donated?
[03:05:39]  Anonymous.
[03:05:39]  Of course, Anonymous.
[03:05:40]  Listen, I told you to stop donating $18.66 buckers, all right?
[03:05:46]  I've got to get to an early radio graffiti, you bag it.
[03:05:50]  Play the rest of this shit.
[03:05:52]  Jesus Christ, these fuckin' ungrateful fucks!
[03:06:02]  What is that?
[03:06:08]  Get off, baby.
[03:06:10]  Get off there.
[03:06:12]  No.
[03:06:13]  What the hell is that?
[03:06:15]  No.
[03:06:16]  What is he getting?
[03:06:17]  Anal rape?
[03:06:17]  What the hell?
[03:06:18]  What the fuck?
[03:06:18]  Jawbreaker.
[03:06:23]  What the fuck did I just watch, dude?
[03:06:25]  Are you shitting me?
[03:06:27]  Fucking made by Meat Canyon.
[03:06:30]  That name is appropriate to this disgusting cartoon.
[03:06:34]  Meat Canyon.
[03:06:35]  It's fucking, he sounds like he's got a fucking prolapsed anus that has had too many orifice ream sessions.
[03:06:43]  All right, let's move on here.
[03:06:44]  We've got another $18.66 bucker.
[03:06:47]  This is requested by Hakaruka Takahashi.
[03:06:51]  And they said, please play this at 303801.
[03:06:55]  All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
[03:06:58]  Now, viewer discretion is advised.
[03:07:00]  Hakaruku Takahashi, it may be some brony stuff.
[03:07:04]  All right, so just viewer discretion is advised.
[03:07:07]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[03:07:08]  Hold on, let's put it on 313101.
[03:07:13]  All right, here it is: 3101 right here.
[03:07:16]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:07:18]  Hakaruku Takahashi requested this.
[03:07:20]  Go ahead and play it.
[03:07:22]  Somehow, and I think I dislocated my left shoulder to a degree.
[03:07:28]  And I think my left knee was popped out because there's no way that I could fit in the shower like I was all fucked up.
[03:07:35]  And I was stuck.
[03:07:36]  And it took them several minutes.
[03:07:38]  And finally, they were able to fucking free my left arm.
[03:07:42]  And that was cool.
[03:07:43]  But now my legs are still tangled up.
[03:07:46]  And I got this stick up my ass.
[03:07:48]  And so finally, they pull me by the armpits and grabbed me under the armpits.
[03:07:54]  Here's what they did.
[03:07:55]  They put a towel underneath each armpit.
[03:07:58]  And each guy, you know, like you're dragging something.
[03:08:00]  And that's how they with two towels and one guy on each towel underneath the armpit.
[03:08:05]  And I held my hands, my arms down to the side so they wouldn't flop up.
[03:08:10]  And that's how they pulled me out of that shower and it bullet pow.
[03:08:15]  And my shoulder shot back in the joint.
[03:08:18]  And I was laying there on the goddamn floor.

=== Fighting Hungry Ghosts (02:31) ===

[03:08:20]  You see?
[03:08:21]  Motherfucker.
[03:08:24]  Thank you.
[03:08:27]  I said, can you guys help me up?
[03:08:29]  And I'm laying there naked as a fucking jaybird.
[03:08:31]  Got four firemen out there.
[03:08:32]  They got full fire gear on.
[03:08:35]  You know, they got the helmets and everything on.
[03:08:37]  I said, goddamn guys, ain't no fire here.
[03:08:39]  You can take them jackets off.
[03:08:41]  And they said, well, we got you up.
[03:08:44]  What do you want us to do for you now?
[03:08:46]  I said, you ever make a fist and hold your thumb up and then you kind of point back at yourself like RVD used to do?
[03:08:54]  Well, I did the RVD thing and I said, guys, I said, you got to pull this girl.
[03:08:59]  Hold on just a second.
[03:09:00]  Hold on.
[03:09:01]  What?
[03:09:02]  What is it?
[03:09:03]  3801 ghosts.
[03:09:04]  3801.
[03:09:05]  Oh, 3801.
[03:09:06]  Jesus Christ.
[03:09:08]  Oh, fuck.
[03:09:09]  3801.
[03:09:10]  What the fuck am I doing here?
[03:09:11]  3801.
[03:09:12]  Here it is.
[03:09:14]  Here it is.
[03:09:14]  3801.
[03:09:16]  Sorry about that.
[03:09:17]  Play the shit.
[03:09:19]  3801.
[03:09:20]  Question coming in here.
[03:09:23]  Do you believe in ghosts?
[03:09:24]  From Krista over in Hungary.
[03:09:26]  What the fuck?
[03:09:27]  People over in Hungary listening to the Steve Austin show.
[03:09:31]  Speaking of Hungry, I'm getting kind of hungry right now.
[03:09:33]  I just started my diet again.
[03:09:36]  Do I believe in ghosts?
[03:09:39]  Man, you know, I don't know if I believe in ghosts.
[03:09:41]  You know, like, when I think about ghosts, I think about Halloween and stuff.
[03:09:46]  So, no, I don't think I do.
[03:09:48]  I think maybe you can have like an energy presence or something like that, but I don't know if I'd go so far as to call it a ghost.
[03:09:58]  I guess I would have to say no, I don't believe in ghosts.
[03:10:02]  I believe that there's some UFOs out there.
[03:10:04]  I believe there's life on other planets.
[03:10:05]  Oh, my.
[03:10:06]  Hold on.
[03:10:07]  Now, pause this.
[03:10:08]  Are you fucking shitting me, you fucking cue ball idiot?
[03:10:11]  You don't believe in fucking energy presents, all right, that are on this earth that are potentially, you know, something of a fucking apparition, but you fucking believe in terra pharma fucking aliens?
[03:10:24]  What a fucking idiot.
[03:10:26]  People out here in the galaxy, there's got to be some cats out there that are smarter than we are.
[03:10:31]  Because look, we started off, and hey, we made a lot of technological strides and, you know, since the caveman days, but man, we have screwed a lot of stuff up.
[03:10:42]  You know, the yellow zone lair and everything else, I won't get into my thoughts on global warming, although I do believe in it.
[03:10:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:10:50]  Wait, hold on.

=== Anonymous Bigfoot Request (11:59) ===

[03:10:51]  Did Stone Cold turn into a fucking pansy bastard?
[03:10:55]  I believe in global warming.
[03:10:57]  Are you fucking joking, dude?
[03:10:59]  Why don't you just shut up and get in your little fucking black tights, get in the fucking ring, and fucking roll around with another muscle-bound idiot, all right?
[03:11:07]  Jesus, fucking shit.
[03:11:08]  Like, we give a crap if you fucking believe in global warming or ghosts or any of this bullshit.
[03:11:14]  Now I kind of want to fight Stone Cold.
[03:11:16]  Now I kind of want to fight him.
[03:11:18]  All right.
[03:11:18]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:11:20]  I would not hesitate to fight this son of a bitch.
[03:11:23]  If I ever saw him in a damn bar, all I'd do is kick him in his fucking kneecap, and he'd be down on the ground.
[03:11:28]  I'd give him a few fucking pimp slaps.
[03:11:30]  I'd knock him out.
[03:11:32]  And then I'd sign his cue ball fucking head just for some goddamn chagrins.
[03:11:36]  All right?
[03:11:36]  I've done driven through Anthony, New Mexico a million times driving down to the Broken Skull Ranch by way of Los Angeles, California on I-10.
[03:11:44]  Anyway, do you believe in SciSquatch, aka Bigfoot?
[03:11:48]  You goddamn right I do, Lorenzo.
[03:11:51]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:52]  Matter of fact.
[03:11:52]  He believes in Bigfoot.
[03:11:55]  All right, this guy's taking one too many fucking chairs to the head, dude.
[03:11:59]  He's taking way one too many chairs to the head.
[03:12:01]  Can you take this man in a fight, ghost?
[03:12:03]  Open the image.
[03:12:04]  I could probably take that man.
[03:12:06]  Hold on.
[03:12:06]  Let me finish the rest of this.
[03:12:08]  I could take this motherfucker.
[03:12:11]  I'm a bad man.
[03:12:12]  It's 180 acres.
[03:12:13]  I got on my damn mule and drove up into the hills, mountains over there, and I was just walking around.
[03:12:19]  I had my walking stick.
[03:12:21]  And Hershey's not out here with me this year because she missed Mula too much on that first night we spent out here.
[03:12:27]  So I sent her back home.
[03:12:28]  So I was just hanging out by myself.
[03:12:30]  And I see this big motherfucker in the distance coming towards me.
[03:12:34]  Oh, my God.
[03:12:35]  And I said, even from a distance, I knew this was a big motherfucker.
[03:12:39]  I said, holy shit, man.
[03:12:41]  I grabbed my damn pocket and made sure I had my pocket knife.
[03:12:44]  Always have a pocket knife in your pocket, people.
[03:12:46]  I tell you one thing.
[03:12:48]  It's what I told you two years ago.
[03:12:50]  Every man that walks down the street and every woman ought to have a damn pocket knife in case you need to open the envelope or cut a piece of rope or do this or that or protect yourself.
[03:13:00]  So I have my pocket knife, have my walking stick, and I'm just thinking, man, I don't know what this son bitch is.
[03:13:05]  So, and this some bitch kind of looking at me kind of funny, too.
[03:13:08]  So I'm looking around, ain't nobody around.
[03:13:11]  So I figured, I got to go check this out.
[03:13:14]  Curiosity killed a cat, and I'm curious as fuck.
[03:13:17]  So all of a sudden, I walk up to this motherfucker and I look up and I say, Holy shit.
[03:13:23]  I said, You look like a motherfucking Sasquatch.
[03:13:26]  He says, I am Sasquatch, motherfucker.
[03:13:30]  I said, God.
[03:13:31]  Oh, my God.
[03:13:32]  Here's the thing.
[03:13:33]  Sasquatch.
[03:13:34]  I met him on a fucking hill about three miles from here in this trailer.
[03:13:38]  And I was going to interview him for the podcast.
[03:13:41]  So I told him Squatch because we hit it off pretty good.
[03:13:44]  So he didn't mind if I just called him by a nickname.
[03:13:46]  I said, hey, Squatch.
[03:13:47]  I said, man, I've had enough of this.
[03:13:50]  I said, but I got my recording stuff.
[03:13:52]  I've had enough of this.
[03:13:53]  I mean, would you come down?
[03:13:54]  Listen, hold on, pause this.
[03:13:55]  I knew Stone Cold Steve Austin was a dumb son of a bitch, but I didn't know he was this fucking dumb.
[03:14:02]  I didn't know he was this fucking stupid.
[03:14:04]  All right.
[03:14:05]  And Khabib Nagamarov, he said he believes that all vaccines are good and NASA landed on the moon.
[03:14:11]  He's a moron.
[03:14:13]  No shit.
[03:14:14]  I mean, is he being facetious that he saw Sasquatch?
[03:14:19]  I mean, isn't Sasquatch supposed to be in like the woods in like fucking Oregon and the Pacific Northwest or some shit?
[03:14:25]  This guy's in New Mexico and happens to see a Sasquatch, for Christ's sake.
[03:14:29]  And not to mention, okay?
[03:14:31]  Let's be honest, most of these Sasquatch fucking Bigfoot sightings are nothing but people that are pro-Bigfoot enthusiasts trying to keep the spirit alive.
[03:14:41]  I mean, do y'all remember the guy that got shot because he was trying to keep the spirit of fucking Bigfoot alive?
[03:14:48]  He got shot and killed, and he was wearing a fucking ghillie suit.
[03:14:52]  Y'all remember that shit?
[03:14:54]  I remember it very vividly.
[03:14:55]  This asshole took Tyne out of his pathetically stupid, useless life and would go out there in a ghillie suit and pretend he was Bigfoot.
[03:15:04]  Somebody saw him and shot him and he was dead.
[03:15:08]  And they accidentally shot him.
[03:15:09]  And the reason he went out there was to keep the spirit of Bigfoot alive.
[03:15:12]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:15:14]  A couple more seconds of Takaruku Hakahashi's fucking video.
[03:15:18]  This is a podcast where this is so stupid.
[03:15:20]  If I could get the only documented audio recording of Sasquatch, no one has ever talked to Sasquatch before.
[03:15:29]  This would be the world's first conversation.
[03:15:31]  Oh, my God.
[03:15:32]  All right.
[03:15:33]  I'm done, dude.
[03:15:33]  This is not.
[03:15:34]  You are not funny.
[03:15:35]  All right.
[03:15:36]  Stone Cold.
[03:15:36]  You're not funny.
[03:15:38]  All right.
[03:15:38]  You're actually losing fucking brownie points with me because, I mean, I thought you were at least a tough son of a bitch for Christ's sake.
[03:15:44]  All right.
[03:15:45]  I thought you were a tough son of a bitch.
[03:15:47]  And here you are trying to make some kind of a joke out of fucking Bigfoot for Christ's sake.
[03:15:52]  I mean, what a fucking idiot, man.
[03:15:53]  I have lost all goddamn respect for this guy.
[03:15:56]  I'm sorry.
[03:15:58]  I'm fucking sorry for Christ's sake.
[03:16:00]  And by the way, for you folks that are wondering, this has happened many times, by the way.
[03:16:06]  Here it is.
[03:16:06]  Put the PC shot.
[03:16:07]  I'll take a look at this.
[03:16:08]  Bigfoot hoax ends in death, authorities say.
[03:16:11]  Man hit by car twice in apparent Bigfoot hoax.
[03:16:15]  Montana killed during Bigfoot hoax.
[03:16:18]  All right.
[03:16:19]  Man wearing Bigfoot suit killed in Montana.
[03:16:22]  I mean, you understand this has been happening for Christ's sake.
[03:16:25]  All right.
[03:16:27]  People are keeping the spirit of Bigfoot alive by going out there and pretending to be Bigfoot.
[03:16:33]  I'm not fucking shitting around.
[03:16:36]  I am not fucking kidding.
[03:16:39]  I am not kidding.
[03:16:41]  So once again, I want everybody to know here that, you know, this Bigfoot shit is a bunch of horse shit.
[03:16:49]  All right.
[03:16:50]  We got two more $18 and let's.
[03:16:52]  Oh, yeah, I gotta go to Tim McCrabb's photo here.
[03:16:54]  Let me go to Tim McCrab's photo because he was asking me if I could take this son of a bitch.
[03:16:59]  All right, let's see what son of a bitch I can take.
[03:17:01]  What is this?
[03:17:02]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:17:03]  What is this?
[03:17:04]  Could I take this guy?
[03:17:05]  Are you fucking kidding me, Tim McCrab?
[03:17:08]  I could whoop this guy's ass with one hand to hide behind my back for Christ's sake.
[03:17:13]  Are you shitting me?
[03:17:14]  I mean, look at this fucking guy.
[03:17:17]  All right, stand up for science.
[03:17:19]  The earth is not flat.
[03:17:21]  Vaccines work.
[03:17:22]  We've been to the moon.
[03:17:23]  Chemtrails aren't a real thing.
[03:17:24]  Climate change is real, dude.
[03:17:26]  Oh, my God.
[03:17:28]  Ghost vs. Steve Austin is a legit fight.
[03:17:30]  Cripple v. Cripple.
[03:17:32]  Let's sanction it.
[03:17:32]  Someone called Don King.
[03:17:34]  Oh, come on, dude.
[03:17:35]  Are you shitting me?
[03:17:36]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:17:37]  I'm not a cripple, first of all, alright?
[03:17:39]  I'm not a goddamn cripple, so just sit there and watch your mouth with that shit.
[03:17:43]  I'm not a goddamn cripple.
[03:17:46]  All right, let's move on here.
[03:17:47]  We've got all right, we already did Hakuruku Takahashis.
[03:17:52]  Let's go to Anonymous.
[03:17:54]  Anonymous requested this one here.
[03:17:57]  Let's see what the hell Anonymous requested.
[03:18:00]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[03:18:01]  All right, didn't say anything.
[03:18:02]  They just posted this goddamn video.
[03:18:05]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:18:07]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[03:18:09]  That's all I got to say.
[03:18:10]  Anonymous requested this.
[03:18:12]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:18:13]  What is this shit?
[03:18:15]  Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
[03:18:17]  Jesus Christ.
[03:18:20]  Henry Eats.
[03:18:27]  What is it with you fucking people and teeth and eating and shit and all that?
[03:18:32]  What is...
[03:18:32]  What is your fucking problem?
[03:18:36]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:18:38]  Are you shitting me?
[03:18:39]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:18:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:41]  Hold on Donald J. Trump.
[03:18:44]  Stone cold on Donald Trump.
[03:18:46]  Dude, I don't want to hear that.
[03:18:48]  He's probably talking garbage about my president because he's a leftist piece of shit that believes in Bigfoot and fucking global warming.
[03:18:54]  But anyway, let's listen to the next one.
[03:18:56]  This is Anonymous, who requested this, didn't say anything.
[03:18:59]  It obviously looks like a cookster fucking video.
[03:19:06]  I mean, you animators that have all the time on your hands to pull this shit off, why don't you make something creative that the general public could be amused watching?
[03:19:22]  MKUltra activated.
[03:19:29]  MK Ultra activated.
[03:19:30]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:19:31]  Look at this painting.
[03:19:34]  And look at it, more teeth?
[03:19:37]  IS THAT A FUCKING TOOTH?!
[03:19:46]  Oh my god, is it- Is it a bloodsucker?
[03:19:49]  What is this shit?
[03:19:49]  In a cup of coffee?
[03:19:52]  What, is he draining a boil on his face?
[03:20:00]  This is not even funny, dude.
[03:20:01]  This is so stupid, man.
[03:20:19]  What the fuck?
[03:20:37]  I mean, seriously, man, if you fucking animators are going to put this much effort, time, and energy into an animation, why don't you do something that's fucking amusing?
[03:20:45]  You know?
[03:20:45]  I mean, this is stupid.
[03:20:47]  I mean, I know you're trying to be edgelords and shit, and you're tryhards about it, but come on, man.
[03:20:52]  Come on, man.
[03:21:00]  I'm watching this freaky video and I'm looking outside the window and I can see the piercing radiant moon bestowed upon me on this very evening.
[03:21:16]  What the fuck what is this?
[03:21:20]  I mean, can we get to some kind of a fucking point at any time here?
[03:21:28]  Oh, Jesus Christ, that looks like a pansexual Peter Puffer.
[03:21:39]  What the fuck?
[03:21:56]  I mean, this is like Geno X 1987 arena here.
[03:22:13]  How long?
[03:22:14]  How long is this shit?
[03:22:15]  All right, it's almost over.
[03:22:16]  Let's see if it gets to some kind of a fucking point.
[03:22:25]  Oh, great.
[03:22:26]  He chopped his head off.
[03:22:27]  Yeah, yeah, spaghetti.
[03:22:29]  You know, chop his head off.
[03:22:31]  Yay, spaghetti!
[03:22:34]  Yay!
[03:22:37]  Good God.
[03:22:40]  Are you shitting me?
[03:22:42]  I mean, this is fucked up, dude.

=== Trump Kicks McMahon (02:08) ===

[03:22:50]  This was fucking stupid.
[03:22:52]  And whoever the hell was anonymous that requested this, you're a fucking sick maniac.
[03:22:57]  You know that?
[03:22:58]  You're a fucking sick son of a bitch, for Christ's sake, for fucking requesting something as fucking with as much mental retardation as this goddamn son of a bitch right here.
[03:23:08]  All right, last guy.
[03:23:10]  No, this is the last one.
[03:23:11]  Last $18 and 66 bucker right here.
[03:23:15]  Here's the last one by Hakuruku Takahashi.
[03:23:19]  All right, and this is stone cold on Donald or Stone Cold and Donald Trump.
[03:23:23]  I don't know what the hell we shall see here if it's stone cold on Donald Trump or Stone Cold and.
[03:23:29]  Oh, I remember this.
[03:23:32]  I remember this.
[03:23:33]  Y'all remember this son of a bitch right here?
[03:23:36]  Huh?
[03:23:36]  I'm going to break it down to you like this.
[03:23:38]  Donald, in this ring, don't get under my skin.
[03:23:43]  Don't rub me the wrong way.
[03:23:46]  Don't ruffle my.
[03:23:48]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:23:48]  Luckily, this is a bunch of fake bunch of shit.
[03:23:53]  Hey, I can't turn it up, dude.
[03:23:54]  This is what the, this is how they fucking recorded this shit.
[03:23:57]  It sucks.
[03:23:59]  Now look at me when I'm talking to you.
[03:24:02]  Because I've done my research on you.
[03:24:04]  I don't give a rat's ass if you're worth a billion dollars, two billion dollars, three billion dollars, four billion.
[03:24:11]  I hated that fucking what shit.
[03:24:13]  I hated that.
[03:24:14]  What?
[03:24:15]  What?
[03:24:16]  And look, there's fucking Trump kicking McMahon's ass.
[03:24:33]  And this is where Donald Trump shaves the head of Vince McMahon.
[03:24:36]  I can't believe Vince McMahon allowed him to have...
[03:24:38]  I can't believe that he did this to himself.
[03:24:41]  Because Vince McMahon is the one that creates these scenarios.
[03:24:46]  And look at this freaky-looking head, this pointy head that fucking McMahon has.
[03:24:52]  What a freaky fucking pointy head.
[03:24:54]  But Mr. McMahon's hair has been all cut off.

=== Shaving Vince Head Off (04:56) ===

[03:24:58]  And there's Stone Cold guzzling down some beer.
[03:25:02]  And let me tell you.
[03:25:04]  Yeah, you son of a bitch, Stone Cold.
[03:25:07]  Stone Cold.
[03:25:10]  You son of a bitch.
[03:25:12]  And let me tell you something.
[03:25:13]  Stone Cold with his whole beer gimmick, he ripped that off from Sandman from the ECW.
[03:25:20]  Y'all remember that shit, right?
[03:25:22]  He got that beer guzzling shit from the Sandman from ECW.
[03:25:26]  And the Sandman was a fucking hardcore wrestler.
[03:25:28]  So I'm just letting y'all know, okay?
[03:25:31]  All right.
[03:25:31]  Now, look, it is 12 midnight here.
[03:25:34]  Let me get some beer here and more beer.
[03:25:39]  And once I pour in this beer, I'm going to take a break and I'm going to go ahead and set up the radio graffiti here.
[03:25:46]  All right.
[03:25:46]  And once I set up the radio graffiti, we're going to go ahead and take some fucking quick radio graffitis going on over here.
[03:25:53]  All right.
[03:25:54]  You understand, man?
[03:25:55]  Oh, yeah.
[03:26:00]  All right.
[03:26:01]  And of course, I've got some Stella Artos, and I'm drinking it out of the nice glass, a little Stella Artos glass that gives a little class for drinking this wife beater beer.
[03:26:12]  And for those that are asking, why is this called wife beater beer?
[03:26:15]  That's what it's known as in Europe, believe it or not.
[03:26:18]  Even though us Americans think, oh, look, also we have Stella Autrois.
[03:26:23]  You know, we've got class as we drink beer here.
[03:26:26]  You know, I mean.
[03:26:28]  So anyway, look, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to leave you with something here.
[03:26:32]  I'm going to leave you with what happened yesterday.
[03:26:35]  I woke up last night, okay, after the unfortunate incident of me getting extremely blacked out drunk at a wine tasting because I didn't want to use the fucking spittoon.
[03:26:48]  So unfortunately, that's the situation that happened.
[03:26:54]  Now, what I'm going to show you is, I'm about to show you a situation last night during a street.
[03:27:01]  This is a streamer situation.
[03:27:03]  This is Blade.
[03:27:05]  This is OG Geezer.
[03:27:07]  I don't know if you know who OG Geezer is, but he looks a little bit too old to be hanging around this crowd.
[03:27:13]  You have Captain Content, which happens to be a Spaniard who happens to like trannies.
[03:27:18]  He actually, you know, isn't afraid to do trannies on his goddamn stream.
[03:27:22]  You've got Egyptian Beauty, which is a fat piece of fucking bloated shit who, you know, puts large pieces of furniture up her goddamn private parts on like these X-rated sites.
[03:27:33]  And then you've got Laura, which she's just back there in the background.
[03:27:37]  All right.
[03:27:38]  Now, what I'm going to show you here.
[03:27:39]  Oh, yeah, Chicken Andy.
[03:27:40]  I forgot about Chicken Andy.
[03:27:41]  Chicken Andy's also here.
[03:27:43]  Now, what these people were going to do is they were going to hang out in some kind of a fucking Vegas place.
[03:27:49]  It's got a bar.
[03:27:51]  You know what I mean?
[03:27:53]  They thought this was going to be a friendly fucking stream.
[03:27:56]  Unfortunately, folks, OG Geezer had a little bit too much to drink.
[03:28:02]  And for whatever reason, he vented his frustration at Captain Content and all hell broke loose, okay?
[03:28:08]  This happened last night.
[03:28:10]  And I watched this live.
[03:28:12]  So I'd like to show you what exactly went down.
[03:28:15]  It was some major shit.
[03:28:17]  Now, unfortunately, you're not going to hear the whole audio on this particular feed.
[03:28:21]  I'm using Chicken Andy's feed because he got a donation for one of the Bjorn songs, you know, the N-word shop.
[03:28:30]  Anyway, I'm going to leave you here with this.
[03:28:31]  When I come back, we're going to do radio graffiti.
[03:28:34]  But this happened last night.
[03:28:35]  And this was their first night in Vegas where all these people were getting together and staying the night at this upscale room and they almost got their ass fucking kicked the fuck out.
[03:28:44]  So anyway, let's listen.
[03:28:46]  Watch.
[03:28:47]  This is a drama that ensued last night in Vegas with all these streamers, okay?
[03:28:52]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:28:53]  I'll be right back when I come back, radio graffiti.
[03:28:56]  All right, here it is.
[03:28:57]  Play it.
[03:28:58]  One person is missing here.
[03:29:06]  Getting easily shot yet, right?
[03:29:08]  Hey.
[03:29:09]  Is your mom in Tapikana?
[03:29:11]  You better watch your fucking scalp, baby.
[03:29:24]  I forgot my cigarettes, niggas shut My cigarettes, they're fucking niggas shut My cigarettes, they're fucking niggas shut My cigarettes, oh here they are Hallelujah.
[03:29:44]  Yes.
[03:29:45]  Hello?
[03:29:46]  Did you get any food today?
[03:29:47]  You know, I'm not so scum people from the website of the 20th century.

=== Gangster Bitch Insults (03:41) ===

[03:29:54]  Fuck you, bro.
[03:29:55]  What are you doing?
[03:29:56]  You need to come back, bitch?
[03:29:57]  Mouth off, bitch.
[03:29:58]  I'll fuck you, Russell.
[03:30:00]  I'm a fucking OG.
[03:30:04]  You want to come up with your pushy toe, bitch?
[03:30:09]  You're being a hospital, bitch.
[03:30:11]  You just talk shit about me all the time, bro.
[03:30:13]  Fuck you.
[03:30:15]  I never talk shit about you.
[03:30:16]  We're on the street.
[03:30:18]  Where?
[03:30:18]  Past three.
[03:30:19]  I fucking stand in the fucking room and you already fucking insulted me.
[03:30:26]  Fuck out of my face, bitch.
[03:30:28]  Swear to God, dude.
[03:30:30]  No, but I fucking respected you.
[03:30:32]  How did my fucking negative guilty this?
[03:30:36]  No, give me.
[03:30:38]  No.
[03:30:39]  Give me the 40 back until you all settle down where we're going to go play this.
[03:30:42]  Oh, we give you.
[03:30:43]  I don't give a shit.
[03:30:44]  Give me the 40 back.
[03:30:45]  Give me the 40 back because you're not in the right state of my room.
[03:30:48]  Until everybody's in a good skin of mine, then we go play.
[03:30:50]  That's not excuse, man.
[03:30:52]  You guys.
[03:30:52]  Yeah, you wanna fucking act like a man, bitch?
[03:30:54]  You wanna press me, bitch?
[03:30:56]  You're fucking bullshit and you're trying to.
[03:30:59]  You better represent this.
[03:31:01]  I'm a fucking big man for a reason.
[03:31:02]  Give me the 40 back into the middle.
[03:31:07]  Yeah, he'll act.
[03:31:08]  Fuck you.
[03:31:09]  I know.
[03:31:09]  You'll act like that.
[03:31:12]  Especially if you're holding it.
[03:31:13]  You wanna keep fucking pressing me, bitch?
[03:31:16]  He's always.
[03:31:16]  Oh, that is all the way over here.
[03:31:18]  You started this shit, bro.
[03:31:21]  You put it in here.
[03:31:23]  Here it is.
[03:31:24]  In there.
[03:31:26]  In the back.
[03:31:27]  That's why.
[03:31:28]  No, I'm not giving up.
[03:31:29]  It was the song.
[03:31:31]  I don't know what happened to the area.
[03:31:32]  Please, everybody, behave.
[03:31:34]  There's no.
[03:31:34]  I'm trying to roll a punt and he's getting all fucking torn fucking niggas.
[03:31:38]  Insulting me.
[03:31:39]  You fucking insulted me first, bro.
[03:31:41]  Fuck you, bitch.
[03:31:42]  You insulted me first.
[03:31:43]  You fuck your ass up, man.
[03:31:44]  I'm from Italy, bitch.
[03:31:45]  You're from Spain, bitch.
[03:31:47]  I fucked you up, hitger.
[03:31:48]  Stop it.
[03:31:49]  Fuck with me.
[03:31:49]  I'm not fucking your rich.
[03:31:51]  Fucking stop it, bro.
[03:31:53]  No, what are you doing?
[03:31:54]  Come here.
[03:31:55]  What the fuck are you doing?
[03:31:56]  You fucking gangster, bitch.
[03:31:57]  You ain't a bitch.
[03:31:58]  You ain't nothing.
[03:31:59]  I'm a gangster.
[03:32:00]  Stop it, Mom.
[03:32:01]  I'm a gangster.
[03:32:02]  I'm a gangster, bitch.
[03:32:04]  I'm a fucking OG.
[03:32:05]  What did he do to you?
[03:32:07]  What did he do to you?
[03:32:09]  Insulting me.
[03:32:10]  You fucking insulted me first.
[03:32:12]  Fuck you.
[03:32:12]  Don't insult OG.
[03:32:14]  I'm a gangbanger, bitch.
[03:32:16]  I did.
[03:32:19]  He started it, bro.
[03:32:22]  I'm silly.
[03:32:22]  I don't want to fight.
[03:32:23]  Nobody.
[03:32:30]  So what?
[03:32:31]  That doesn't give me a right to fucking step up.
[03:32:34]  Well, he's always fucking standing with me, man.
[03:32:37]  Fuck you, because you're a piece of shit, bitch.
[03:32:38]  You have no fucking content.
[03:32:39]  Hey, if you guys have a fucking fucking stream.
[03:32:43]  Don't do it on fucking screen if you have a problem.
[03:32:45]  I'm serious, okay?
[03:32:46]  You're a fucking leech, bitch.
[03:32:48]  So you have to fuck me?
[03:32:49]  I'm a leech.
[03:32:50]  You're a leech.
[03:32:51]  If you don't like my content, you're a fucking bottom-finger leech.
[03:32:56]  You fucking eat my own shit.
[03:32:57]  Okay.
[03:32:58]  So you got to fucking.
[03:33:01]  The mic is broke.
[03:33:03]  Once you get trouble, you get saucy.
[03:33:05]  Oh, you want to remain being sober?
[03:33:07]  So you're trying to take advantage of motherfuckers?
[03:33:10]  Wait, what did I tell you sober, dude?
[03:33:12]  Someone said Easter's right and his own child.
[03:33:15]  Yeah.
[03:33:16]  Calm down Go back to Buffalo and suck fucking she mailed dick.
[03:33:31]  You fucking cocksucking faggot.
[03:33:34]  You're nothing to me, dude.
[03:33:35]  You're excited.

=== Splice Me Radio Graffiti (15:32) ===

[03:33:36]  I don't know what the hell just happened.
[03:33:40]  Get the fuck out of my face and leave here.
[03:33:43]  No, my friends.
[03:33:44]  I'm fucking another woman yellow.
[03:33:45]  What did he add?
[03:33:46]  No.
[03:33:47]  What are you talking about?
[03:33:48]  All right.
[03:33:49]  Well, that happened last night, okay, folks.
[03:33:52]  That happened last night.
[03:33:54]  And I want to show you something else that happened last night.
[03:33:57]  If I can get to Captain Contents feed, I want to show you how bad the leg is of fucking Blade if you have not seen it.
[03:34:07]  Let me see.
[03:34:07]  I think this might be it here.
[03:34:09]  I think this might be it.
[03:34:10]  So let me make sure that because I want everybody to see what the hell Blade's fucking foot looks like.
[03:34:17]  It looks fucking horrible.
[03:34:20]  It looks disgusting and horrible.
[03:34:22]  Okay, I think this right here, I think he's about to show it.
[03:34:26]  Here it is right here.
[03:34:27]  Here it is right here.
[03:34:28]  Okay.
[03:34:29]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:34:30]  Here's Blades.
[03:34:31]  Now, as you can see, there right there is something on his fucking toe.
[03:34:36]  And right here, he's covering a massive fucking ulceration that is taking most of his foot.
[03:34:44]  Okay?
[03:34:45]  And today, he has had trouble.
[03:34:47]  Here, let's put the PC shot on.
[03:34:50]  He has had trouble walking, and he was thinking about going to the hospital.
[03:34:57]  You know, you said that.
[03:34:58]  But yeah, that's what's happening right now, folks.
[03:35:02]  And let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
[03:35:04]  I just wanted to show you that.
[03:35:06]  I wanted to show you that is because that's what fucking Blade is dealing with at this point in time is some kind of a fucking infected diabetic foot.
[03:35:15]  And it's really fucked up.
[03:35:17]  It's really fucked up to say the least, dude.
[03:35:19]  Anyway, I promised you guys an early radio graffiti and I will deliver.
[03:35:25]  Okay, so let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[03:35:34]  That's right, folks.
[03:35:35]  Radio graffiti.
[03:35:36]  Hold on a second.
[03:35:37]  What is this?
[03:35:38]  Peppermint Swirl.
[03:35:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:35:41]  I remember Henry Eats.
[03:35:42]  That animation was all the way from 2003.
[03:35:46]  It's unfortunate they don't make bizarre animations.
[03:35:48]  Yeah, well, they don't need to make any more bizarre animations like that.
[03:35:52]  All right.
[03:35:53]  Anyway, folks, this is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:35:59]  All you've got to do is call in right now at 515-604-9052.
[03:36:05]  And then once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
[03:36:13]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[03:36:17]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:36:29]  Now, I'd like to preface this prior to me doing radio graffiti.
[03:36:34]  You may hear shit that is blatant splices of what sounds like me.
[03:36:40]  All right.
[03:36:41]  These people splice my voice to say shit that I never fucking say, and I'm fucking tired of it.
[03:36:47]  All right.
[03:36:48]  I'm just, I'm fucking sick and tired of it.
[03:36:50]  So I'm just going to preface this.
[03:36:52]  Do not believe these people, okay?
[03:36:55]  Do not fucking believe these people.
[03:36:57]  These people are fucking liars.
[03:36:59]  They're sick, demented internet people that are just trying to get me in trouble.
[03:37:03]  Fuck each and every one of you trying to get me in trouble, dude.
[03:37:06]  Fuck you.
[03:37:07]  All right.
[03:37:09]  All right.
[03:37:09]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here first.
[03:37:16]  Ah.
[03:37:20]  You know what?
[03:37:21]  One more shot.
[03:37:22]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:22]  One more shot.
[03:37:23]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:24]  Hey, you guys are going to fucking splice me.
[03:37:26]  Fucking, I know you.
[03:37:28]  I know you.
[03:37:30]  So I want to make sure that I'm a little goddamn toasty.
[03:37:33]  All right.
[03:37:33]  We're going to the fucking Balvini up in here.
[03:37:36]  All right.
[03:37:38]  And hey, and whoever the fuck this impeached ghost is, he keeps saying fuck you.
[03:37:41]  You know what?
[03:37:42]  Fuck you.
[03:37:44]  Fucking asshole.
[03:37:46]  Oh, yeah.
[03:37:47]  I didn't need that much of a goddamn fucking.
[03:37:49]  I didn't need that much of a shot.
[03:37:51]  But you know what?
[03:37:52]  Who gives a shit?
[03:37:53]  All right.
[03:37:54]  I'm shooting shots.
[03:37:56]  And this right here is to an early radio graffiti.
[03:37:59]  I told you I would come through, son of a bitches.
[03:38:01]  All right.
[03:38:02]  So all you people that shit talk me all the damn time, fuck you up, you're dirty, rosebud, chocolate, starfish, assholes.
[03:38:11]  Cheers, baby.
[03:38:12]  Cheers.
[03:38:16]  That's what I'm talking about.
[03:38:18]  All right.
[03:38:19]  Let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
[03:38:26]  All right.
[03:38:27]  Who do we got here?
[03:38:28]  We got I Have a Condition, Radio Graffiti.
[03:38:33]  Seriously, Samsung.
[03:38:35]  Radio Graffiti.
[03:38:37]  I'm rhythmic.
[03:38:39]  I'm rhythmic.
[03:38:45]  I'm residing.
[03:38:46]  Sager.
[03:38:49]  Sagira.
[03:38:51]  Sagan.
[03:38:54]  Sagir.
[03:38:57]  I'm I'm I'm rhythmic.
[03:39:00]  I'm residing.
[03:39:03]  I'm rhythmic.
[03:39:09]  Bye-bye.
[03:39:15]  Sagira.
[03:39:18]  What the fuck?
[03:40:05]  Ah!
[03:40:07]  Ah!
[03:40:08]  Fucking shit!
[03:40:10]  And fuck all you laughing!
[03:40:13]  Fuck all you answers, fucking kids!
[03:40:18]  This is why I don't like fucking radio graffiti!
[03:40:22]  This is why!
[03:40:25]  They fucking make me fucking look like a fucking Jagoff every fucking time, man.
[03:40:31]  Every fucking time.
[03:40:35]  Every fucking time, man.
[03:40:39]  I can't believe this is my show, dude.
[03:40:41]  You know, I'm a fucking idiot.
[03:40:42]  You know what I mean?
[03:40:43]  I mean, I you know what?
[03:40:46]  Whatever, man.
[03:40:47]  I'm fucking Jungle Fever Ghost Radio Graffiti.
[03:40:52]  Chad Pooker Griffin, Radio Graffiti.
[03:40:54]  I've been saying this for I don't know how many goddamn years.
[03:40:58]  I love raising mixing.
[03:41:01]  And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
[03:41:07]  Hey, you know what?
[03:41:08]  FUCK UP!
[03:41:27]  You fucking asshole, Chad Pooker Griffin.
[03:41:29]  Is that what you're gonna do, huh?
[03:41:31]  Is that your response after I fucking banned your ass from chat?
[03:41:34]  You fucking piece of shit.
[03:41:37]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
[03:41:39]  This is why I don't like doing this fucking segment of the damn show, dude.
[03:41:43]  This is why I don't like it, man.
[03:41:45]  They make me look like a fucking Jagoff.
[03:41:48]  Especially this fucking Chad Pooker Griffin, this fucking ethnically ambiguous blue ball-blowing Cincinnati bow tie receiving, dirty Sanchez-loving piece of fucking shit.
[03:42:02]  Who the fuck else have we got here?
[03:42:04]  We got Ghost's Sweet Berry Wine, Radio Graffiti.
[03:42:10]  Hey, Jenny, hey, Wayne.
[03:42:11]  I don't even like wine, but guess what?
[03:42:14]  You're gonna like it.
[03:42:15]  I need some cheese.
[03:42:17]  Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking?
[03:42:19]  I can't see him.
[03:42:20]  Sweetberry wine.
[03:42:22]  What the fuck?
[03:42:27]  I'm supposed to spit it out.
[03:42:30]  But no way, Jose.
[03:42:32]  My spin this survives.
[03:42:35]  It's like through.
[03:42:37]  Is this supposed to be me, Basil?
[03:42:42]  For orgies.
[03:42:44]  And orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do with you.
[03:42:48]  Mike, you want to check on Steve real quick?
[03:42:51]  Tell him how it tastes, Steve.
[03:42:52]  All right, let's do it.
[03:42:54]  Steve?
[03:42:56]  Steve, are you okay over there?
[03:42:57]  There's all kinds of other wines.
[03:42:59]  Peanut noor.
[03:43:01]  We got all different kinds.
[03:43:02]  And that's not Steve Graffiti.
[03:43:04]  I'm not going to give you a jeez.
[03:43:06]  I mean, come on, young dude.
[03:43:09]  Come here, Janny.
[03:43:11]  Jenny.
[03:43:13]  Dude, listen, look, I don't know how I was acting at that event.
[03:43:18]  Obviously, I was kicked out for acting obnoxious.
[03:43:20]  Mrs. Ghost said I was very loud and boisterous.
[03:43:24]  I was singing, Last Christmas.
[03:43:26]  I gave you my heart.
[03:43:28]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[03:43:32]  Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[03:43:40]  And they kicked me out.
[03:43:41]  All right, so it is what it is.
[03:43:44]  How about setting it straight, Radio Graffiti?
[03:43:47]  Can't abuser, radio graffiti.
[03:43:50]  Listen, let's get this fucking straightened out right now.
[03:43:52]  I'm the fucking whore.
[03:43:54]  I'm a harem girl.
[03:43:55]  I'm a prostitute.
[03:43:57]  I'm some fucking dancer.
[03:44:00]  You know, I'm some fucking donkey show.
[03:44:02]  I'm shit.
[03:44:03]  So shut the fuck up.
[03:44:04]  Well, luckily, I have a relaxed brain like some of you sons of bitches out here.
[03:44:11]  You fucking piece of shit, dude.
[03:44:13]  You know what, Can's abuser, man?
[03:44:14]  I don't know whether you're on my side or if you're a fucking troll, you dickhead.
[03:44:19]  Fucking shit.
[03:44:20]  Fuck you, man.
[03:44:22]  And I just fucking sickened today.
[03:44:25]  I just fucking said that shit today!
[03:44:28]  Fucking goddamn fucking stupid shithead!
[03:44:34]  Fucking can't abused you, man.
[03:44:36]  You know what?
[03:44:37]  I don't know what the fuck's your fucking problem, man.
[03:44:39]  Huh?
[03:44:40]  The fuck's your fucking problem?
[03:44:41]  You're taking the shit that I said today that it was obviously spliced.
[03:44:44]  Obviously, you fucking edited.
[03:44:47]  And you think you're so fucking cute.
[03:44:49]  You think you're so cute, don't you?
[03:44:54]  Fucking asshole.
[03:44:56]  Who else do we have here?
[03:44:57]  We got wine-tasting audio, radio graffiti.
[03:45:02]  American Game Master.
[03:45:03]  Radio grafilters, radio graffiti.
[03:45:05]  Welcome to the 12th annual wine tasting contest.
[03:45:08]  Has everyone paid their $18.66 entrance fee?
[03:45:13]  Hey, who is that obese skeleton drinking all of the wine?
[03:45:16]  I mean, why am I coming to a wine tasting if I'm not going to be able to drink the damn wine, okay?
[03:45:21]  A few moments later.
[03:45:23]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[03:45:28]  This year, to save me through tears.
[03:45:33]  My 1892 Ferrer Whitewag.
[03:45:36]  Devoured by a drunken alcoholic addict.
[03:45:38]  No, I'm not.
[03:45:38]  I'm not an addict nor a drunk, okay?
[03:45:42]  Someone get that addict out of this man tasting immediately.
[03:45:45]  Fucking shit!
[03:45:55]  God.
[03:45:55]  Did the angry drunk just destroy my priceless 200-years old wine collection?
[03:46:01]  I like getting in the brawls for exercise.
[03:46:04]  Oh?
[03:46:05]  It's on.
[03:46:06]  You kick those fucks.
[03:46:10]  Oh, shit.
[03:46:20]  Oh, shot.
[03:46:22]  That's disgusting.
[03:46:24]  Oh, no.
[03:46:24]  Oh, God.
[03:46:25]  It happened again.
[03:46:26]  Ghost soiled his wheelchair.
[03:46:28]  Ghost is his name?
[03:46:29]  Well, no, he is definitely banned from all future man tastings.
[03:46:34]  You know, that's not fucking funny, you dickhead, all right?
[03:46:37]  I mean, I'm embarrassed for what I did yesterday in front of Mrs. Ghost and everybody.
[03:46:42]  And you fucking guys are making it a fucking stupid troll on radio fucking graffiti, you fuck!
[03:46:53]  Fucking shithead!
[03:46:57]  Fucking dumbass!
[03:47:01]  I'm embarrassed, okay?
[03:47:03]  I'm embarrassed!
[03:47:04]  You don't gotta fucking twist the knife up in here for Christ's sake.
[03:47:07]  I don't even run fucking fucking remember what the fuck happened.
[03:47:15]  Fucking asshole.
[03:47:16]  Yeah, fuck you.
[03:47:17]  All of you people in the chat room, fuck you.
[03:47:19]  Eat my dick up till you hiccup, you fucking pieces of shit.
[03:47:25]  Who the fuck else is next?
[03:47:26]  I'm fucking tired of doing this stupid, dumbass, fucking radio graffiti horse shit.
[03:47:31]  G short, radio graffiti.
[03:47:36]  Hey, G short, radio fucking graffiti, you dickhead.
[03:47:42]  Yeah, look at this fucking Helen Keller death mute.
[03:47:44]  Yeah, that's what, that's what we fucking need is a fucking Helen Keller death mute.
[03:47:49]  How about piece of shit pettish radio graffiti?
[03:47:52]  But let me tell you something about Donald Trump.
[03:47:55]  I'm ashamed that the Republican Party allowed this piece of trash to even run under the Republican cloak.
[03:48:03]  I am really ashamed.
[03:48:04]  That's a fucking lie!
[03:48:06]  I called this man before him to sit here and tout his liberal rhetoric.
[03:48:12]  Now let me explain why, okay?
[03:48:14]  Donald Trump, in my view, is an individual that is a liberal in disguise.
[03:48:21]  Get that shit out of him!
[03:48:22]  That's a fucking splice!
[03:48:24]  That's a fucking splice, you dickhead!
[03:48:28]  That's a fucking splice!
[03:48:30]  Everybody knows it!
[03:48:34]  That's a splice, you dickhead!
[03:48:36]  That's a splice, you fucking stupid, unadulterated dick!
[03:48:41]  That's a fucking splice!
[03:48:43]  And everybody knows it, man!
[03:48:45]  You could fucking hear it!
[03:48:47]  Come on, you could fucking hear it, man!
[03:48:49]  You could fucking hear it!
[03:48:52]  I would never say that.
[03:48:53]  I fucking love Donald Trump.
[03:48:55]  I would follow Donald Trump into hell.
[03:48:59]  Son of a bitch.
[03:49:02]  Who the hell is this why no ghost radio graffiti?

=== That Is A Splice (08:24) ===

[03:49:09]  There's no way to hide it.
[03:49:10]  If you drive drunk, we will find you.
[03:49:15]  In the field of local live hall mantle.
[03:49:19]  You never told me how to cool in an 18-year-old as a 70-year-old.
[03:49:23]  Sir, you've been drinking tonight.
[03:49:27]  Make no mistake.
[03:49:28]  You look at coffee.
[03:49:30]  All right, we get it.
[03:49:31]  You know, first of all, it's an Obama phone, okay?
[03:49:34]  And secondly, I don't drink and drive, asshole, all right?
[03:49:38]  I don't drink and drive because you might spill something, all right?
[03:49:42]  I'm a fucking responsible drinker.
[03:49:45]  All right, who else do we have here?
[03:49:46]  We got, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[03:49:51]  Hello, little ghost.
[03:49:52]  Can you hear me, by the way?
[03:49:54]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:49:56]  Who the fuck is this?
[03:49:57]  Yeah, I can fucking hear you.
[03:50:00]  Oh, well, okay.
[03:50:02]  Not only are you an obnoxious drunk in the show, but you're also one in public.
[03:50:08]  Yeah, all right, get this.
[03:50:09]  Get this stupid idiot out of here.
[03:50:11]  Real funny, you idiot.
[03:50:12]  Who the hell was that supposed to be, by the way, anyway?
[03:50:16]  What the fuck kind of impression was that supposed to be?
[03:50:18]  Is that supposed to be Barney, the fucking purple dinosaur?
[03:50:20]  What the fuck was that?
[03:50:23]  All right, I'm tired of this shit, man.
[03:50:25]  I'm telling you.
[03:50:27]  Oh, God.
[03:50:30]  Let me get another fucking drink of beer here, for Christ's sake.
[03:50:33]  You see, this is what I got to put up with every fucking time I do fucking radio graffiti.
[03:50:38]  And somebody told me that's supposed to be goofy.
[03:50:40]  That's the worst impression of goofy I've ever heard in my life.
[03:50:43]  Are you kidding me?
[03:50:44]  You might as well have told me that it was like Barney the dinosaur or something for Christ's sake.
[03:50:48]  You know what I mean?
[03:50:49]  Jesus Christ.
[03:50:51]  Give me my drink.
[03:50:57]  You know, before I get another fucking...
[03:50:59]  Before I get another fucking call on Radio Graffiti, man, it's time for more beer!
[03:51:07]  That's what it's time for.
[03:51:09]  It's time for some more goddamn beer, for Christ's sake.
[03:51:13]  Jesus Christ.
[03:51:16]  And listen, all of you assholes that are calling me some kind of a fucking alcoholic.
[03:51:21]  Look, I just happened to have just gotten a little bit inebriated.
[03:51:25]  I didn't think that wine was that potent, okay?
[03:51:28]  And I wasn't going to use a fucking spittoon.
[03:51:31]  Who fucking uses that shit, man?
[03:51:34]  Who uses a fucking spittoon?
[03:51:37]  What do you mean?
[03:51:38]  I didn't choke, asshole.
[03:51:41]  Don't choke.
[03:51:41]  I didn't choke.
[03:51:42]  Fuck you.
[03:51:44]  God damn, dude, you fucking, hello, your autism is showing.
[03:51:49]  Hello, McFly.
[03:51:51]  Your fucking autism is showing.
[03:51:53]  All right, let's move on.
[03:51:54]  Who the hell is it?
[03:51:55]  We got Capitalist Army Radio Graffiti.
[03:52:03]  Hey, Capitalist Army, are you there?
[03:52:04]  Won't you speak up a little bit?
[03:52:05]  You got a fucking Obama phone.
[03:52:09]  Yeah, I brought the intervention.
[03:52:12]  All right, we can't hear you, dude.
[03:52:13]  Sorry.
[03:52:13]  We can't fucking hear you, man.
[03:52:14]  I'm sorry, man.
[03:52:16]  All right.
[03:52:17]  I mean, it sounds like you're talking from the inside of an ass.
[03:52:21]  All right.
[03:52:21]  Call us when you're fucking blown out of it.
[03:52:24]  All right, who the hell is this?
[03:52:26]  How about, Jesus Christ?
[03:52:29]  How about ghost versus Nazi ghost, radio graffiti?
[03:52:33]  Game master, radio grafilters, radio graffiti.
[03:52:35]  Hitler had to make a decision, okay, because he was getting pressure internally from the majority of his Nazi party.
[03:52:43]  We're going to have to eliminate the niggers from the Nazi Party.
[03:52:49]  Now, what I'm about to show you is a movie depiction of, hey, white nationalists, I want y'all to pay close attention to this, okay?
[03:52:56]  Put the PCs out.
[03:52:58]  This is actually a clip.
[03:53:00]  This is when Hitler had to get the okay for the wanting SS turn and AA in the chat.
[03:53:07]  I think we should stage an intervention for alcoholic ghosts.
[03:53:10]  We didn't hear, man.
[03:53:12]  Let's get to the goddamn niggers.
[03:53:23]  All right, you know what?
[03:53:24]  Take this shit up.
[03:53:25]  Take this racist bullshit off.
[03:53:27]  All right, let me tell you something.
[03:53:28]  I'm not tolerating any more racism on this broadcast, all right?
[03:53:32]  Do you understand?
[03:53:34]  I am a melting pot of friendship, you sons of bitches.
[03:53:37]  I've got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, man.
[03:53:41]  My homies, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, for Christ's sake.
[03:53:46]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[03:53:50]  Hey, what is this?
[03:53:52]  Big Boy.
[03:53:52]  Oh, my God.
[03:53:53]  Emergency call 435.
[03:53:56]  Emergency call, huh?
[03:53:57]  Emergency call.
[03:54:00]  All right, we'll get to your fucking emergency call.
[03:54:02]  Let's go ahead and see what kind of an emergency call this is, all right?
[03:54:08]  All right, here we go.
[03:54:09]  How about 435 Radio Graffiti?
[03:54:13]  Hey, how's it going, ghost?
[03:54:15]  Hello?
[03:54:17]  What's going on?
[03:54:18]  Hey, it's an emergency, okay?
[03:54:22]  Stella Artois is pronounced Stella Artois, you idiot.
[03:54:28]  You absolute retard.
[03:54:30]  It's Cell Artois, not our top.
[03:54:32]  Hey, you know, let me ask you something.
[03:54:34]  Let me ask you something.
[03:54:35]  Why don't you talk to me with bass in your voice, you fucking fruit bowl?
[03:54:39]  Stop acting like you're a fucking goddamn fruity ass.
[03:54:42]  All right, talk to me with some bass in your voice, you stupid kid.
[03:54:46]  Artois.
[03:54:48]  Yeah, Artois.
[03:54:48]  Yeah, fuck you, all right?
[03:54:50]  Yeah, that's what I did to your mother, okay, when I gave her toys for twats this year for Christmas.
[03:54:54]  That's what I did to your fucking mother, IRTOID, her fucking snatch hole, all right?
[03:54:58]  Artois.
[03:55:00]  Yeah, that's right.
[03:55:00]  Get this fucking idiot.
[03:55:01]  Get it.
[03:55:02]  Get him out of here.
[03:55:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:55:05]  I fucking donated to that fucking idiot's mother toys for twats.
[03:55:09]  All right?
[03:55:10]  So she shouldn't be fucking unhappy.
[03:55:14]  All right, who else do we have here?
[03:55:15]  Jesus Christ.
[03:55:16]  I mean, you know, holy hell, how about who the hell is this?
[03:55:21]  Ghost favorite food, radio graffiti.
[03:55:25]  Beat it in the morning, beat it in the evening, beat it at summertime.
[03:55:30]  When beating a bagel, you can eat beaten anytime.
[03:55:34]  Eat it bagel by it.
[03:55:35]  By the way, Peter is on home.
[03:55:41]  I don't fucking eat bagels, okay?
[03:55:43]  I don't eat fucking bagels.
[03:55:45]  Jesus Christ.
[03:55:47]  I fucking hate bagels, as a matter of fact.
[03:55:49]  I think bagels are nothing but fucking pieces of fucking cardboard that you got to like throw a bunch of shit on just so we can make it palatable.
[03:55:57]  I don't eat bagels, all right?
[03:55:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:56:01]  And who the hell is this Lowe's Radio Graffiti?
[03:56:10]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:56:13]  Nigger.
[03:56:14]  What?
[03:56:17]  I NEVER SAID THAT SHIT!
[03:56:23]  I NEVER SAID THAT!
[03:56:30]  You fucking piece of shit.
[03:56:37]  Alright, I've had enough of this.
[03:56:39]  I didn't say that, alright?
[03:56:40]  You see what I'm telling you about these people that try to splice me to say shit I never fucking said, dude?
[03:56:46]  Y'all see what I'm talking about?
[03:56:48]  Y'all are plainly listening and witnessing this, right?
[03:56:53]  Jesus Christ.
[03:56:54]  And what?
[03:56:55]  What?
[03:56:56]  What?
[03:56:59]  Call Keem Scarce Lol.
[03:57:01]  Is he on?
[03:57:02]  I don't even know if he's fucking on.
[03:57:04]  All right, is Keem Scarce on?
[03:57:06]  And what are we going to hear?
[03:57:07]  What are we going to hear from Keem Scares, huh?
[03:57:09]  Hey, fucking ghost.
[03:57:10]  Fuck you, man.
[03:57:11]  You know what I'm talking about?
[03:57:12]  You're talking a lot of shit, ghost.
[03:57:13]  I'm going to pretend like I'm a fucking like light-sounding, fucking wise guy.
[03:57:18]  You're a fucking asshole, ghost, you fucking cocksucker.
[03:57:20]  You know what I'm talking about, ghost?
[03:57:22]  I mean, I'm waiting for my nuts to drop right here.
[03:57:24]  I'm fucking Keemscace Sophie here.
[03:57:26]  What are you talking about, ghost?
[03:57:28]  I'll get to Keem Scares in just a minute, all right?
[03:57:31]  I'll get to Keem Scares in just a minute.

=== Keem Scarce On Air (15:37) ===

[03:57:33]  We got people that have been waiting over here.
[03:57:36]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[03:57:47]  All right, all right.
[03:57:49]  Here's that same fucking idiot.
[03:57:50]  I don't know if he's playing it backwards or what with that same fucking stupid song.
[03:57:55]  All right, how about Cozy Bro, Radio Graffiti?
[03:58:01]  Hey, Cozy Bro, are you there?
[03:58:05]  Of course not.
[03:58:06]  You're a fucking Helen Keller deaf mute, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:58:11]  How about Doc Garble, Radio Graffiti?
[03:58:28]  Yeah, all right.
[03:58:31]  A fucking gerbil world.
[03:58:32]  All right.
[03:58:35]  You know, I'm really offended that you were fucking correlating me with the word garbal or gerbil or whatever the hell it is.
[03:58:42]  Because y'all know that's what gays used to do back in the 80s, correct?
[03:58:46]  A thing for gays to do was to take either a gerbil or a hamster.
[03:58:51]  They would wrap tape around its body and shove these rodents up their ass.
[03:58:56]  Okay?
[03:58:57]  And what they got off on is as half the body of the damn gerbil was in their ass, they'd be like crawling and scraping.
[03:59:05]  You know, they use their front paws to get out of there.
[03:59:08]  And as they're in the anus, while they're scraping and, you know, got the fucking paws going and shit like that, it's supposed to hit the fucking anal G spot of some goddamn gays out here.
[03:59:18]  And that's what they did in the 80s.
[03:59:20]  So I'm a little uncomfortable by you idiots using gerbils and garbles and all that bullshit, all right?
[03:59:28]  Anyway, all right, who else is next here?
[03:59:30]  We got other things to talk about.
[03:59:32]  That's a true story, by the way.
[03:59:34]  All right, tonight's sponsor, Radio Graffiti.
[03:59:39]  Alcoholics Anonymous.
[03:59:44]  Don't you think he knows you're doing?
[03:59:45]  That's you.
[03:59:46]  There's a meeting at the corner of Fisk and 56th Street.
[03:59:49]  That's only a couple blocks away from me.
[03:59:50]  You know, you have to think you're an alcoholic to go to an AA meeting.
[03:59:53]  But we're not talking about cleaning house.
[03:59:55]  We're talking about you're not drinking anymore.
[03:59:57]  You don't have to give your name in a meeting.
[03:59:59]  You don't even have to open your mouth at all if you don't want it.
[04:00:01]  Just sit down.
[04:00:02]  Alcoholics Anonymous.
[04:00:04]  It works.
[04:00:05]  Look us up in the phone book.
[04:00:06]  No, I'm not going to, okay?
[04:00:08]  And that's not a fucking sponsor, asshole, all right?
[04:00:12]  That's not a fucking sponsor, you idiot.
[04:00:15]  Jesus Christ.
[04:00:16]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[04:00:21]  Hello?
[04:00:22]  Yeah, what's up, dude?
[04:00:23]  How you doing?
[04:00:26]  Hello, you there.
[04:00:30]  Hey, anonymous, you there or what, boy?
[04:00:32]  You there?
[04:00:34]  Fucking feedback.
[04:00:35]  Hello?
[04:00:36]  Sorry, hang on.
[04:00:37]  Give me a second.
[04:00:38]  Hey, hello.
[04:00:40]  Yeah, what's going on, dude?
[04:00:41]  How you doing?
[04:00:43]  Yes, I can hear you, ghost.
[04:00:44]  What's up?
[04:00:45]  Chilling, man.
[04:00:46]  Good to see you.
[04:00:48]  Listen, let me tell you.
[04:00:49]  Let me tell you.
[04:00:51]  This one time, I got a joke for you.
[04:00:55]  All right, let's go ahead and hear the joke.
[04:00:56]  Go ahead and say it.
[04:01:02]  What's the damn joke?
[04:01:05]  What's the opposite of Christopher Walking?
[04:01:09]  I don't know.
[04:01:10]  What is it?
[04:01:13]  What's the opposite of Christopher Walking?
[04:01:15]  I don't know.
[04:01:16]  What is it?
[04:01:18]  Christopher Reeves.
[04:01:21]  All right.
[04:01:21]  God, Jesus.
[04:01:23]  What kind of fucking lame shit was that?
[04:01:26]  I gave you airtime to say that shit.
[04:01:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:01:30]  I'm telling you, man.
[04:01:31]  You know, I need some beer.
[04:01:33]  I need some more fucking beer after that disgusting display of mental retardation.
[04:01:39]  All right.
[04:01:39]  Are you shitting me?
[04:01:41]  Give me my fucking beer.
[04:01:48]  Ah, that's a lot better than fucking wine.
[04:01:51]  I'll tell you that right now.
[04:01:53]  Anyway, how about who the hell is this?
[04:01:56]  Ghost's immigration relief beliefs, radio graffiti.
[04:02:04]  Hey, Ghost's immigration beliefs, radio graffiti.
[04:02:11]  Look at this.
[04:02:11]  Fucking Helen.
[04:02:12]  Don't call here if you're a Helen Keller deaf mute.
[04:02:15]  Do you understand?
[04:02:16]  Do not call here.
[04:02:19]  How about shit stains, radio graffiti?
[04:02:22]  She is, dude.
[04:02:23]  She's pretty sick and she's hot.
[04:02:25]  Dude, that's messed up.
[04:02:26]  What?
[04:02:27]  Dude, you said it yourself.
[04:02:29]  You think she's hot?
[04:02:30]  I think she's hot.
[04:02:31]  She's just like a chick like everybody else.
[04:02:33]  She just so happens to be my mom.
[04:02:35]  So you'd hook up with her?
[04:02:38]  Dude, she gives me signs.
[04:02:40]  Like, first of all, me kiss.
[04:02:44]  Like, in the morning before school, she'll give me a kiss.
[04:02:47]  Or, like, sometimes before I go to bed, she'll give me a kiss.
[04:02:50]  Or, like, leave a note.
[04:02:52]  All right, I'm not playing this fucking pro-incest, disgusting garbage.
[04:02:57]  I'm not doing it, all right?
[04:02:58]  I'm not fucking doing it.
[04:03:01]  Jesus Christ, you guys are sick sons of bitches, man.
[04:03:03]  Straight the fuck up.
[04:03:05]  You guys are sick sons of bitches.
[04:03:07]  All right, let's go ahead and get to.
[04:03:09]  I guess this is Keem Scarce Radio Graffiti.
[04:03:14]  Hello, Ghost.
[04:03:15]  Can you hear me right now?
[04:03:16]  Yeah, I can fucking hear you.
[04:03:17]  What is it now?
[04:03:19]  Hey, Ghost, I heard about what happened to you yesterday, why you couldn't appear.
[04:03:22]  And honestly, Ghost, we got to talk about your drinking.
[04:03:25]  Oh, yeah.
[04:03:26]  Well, what do you want to talk to me about it?
[04:03:29]  I mean, Ghost, you're drinking your liver, man.
[04:03:31]  It's affecting the show.
[04:03:32]  It's affecting the viewers, how you get mad at everybody.
[04:03:35]  No, it's not affecting nothing.
[04:03:37]  I'm perfectly okay.
[04:03:38]  My liver's fine.
[04:03:39]  What are you talking about?
[04:03:42]  No, but Ghost, seriously, listen.
[04:03:43]  I mean, you're drinking.
[04:03:44]  You drink 20 things of wine, man.
[04:03:47]  You're drinking on the show, man.
[04:03:48]  I mean, ghost, like, I don't even recognize you anymore, ghost.
[04:03:53]  What do you mean you don't even recognize me?
[04:03:55]  I'm still the same ghost.
[04:03:56]  What the hell are you talking about?
[04:03:59]  No, ghosts, you're different, man.
[04:04:01]  You're a different person.
[04:04:04]  How am I a different person?
[04:04:05]  Why don't you explain to me this shit?
[04:04:09]  I mean, ghosts, you get angrier so easier, man, and you start like getting violent, ghost.
[04:04:14]  Getting violent.
[04:04:15]  Hey, listen to me.
[04:04:17]  Keep scared.
[04:04:18]  Let me tell you something.
[04:04:19]  I like violence, okay?
[04:04:21]  I like punching people in the face.
[04:04:23]  All right.
[04:04:24]  No, ghost, you're not, man.
[04:04:26]  I mean, I mean, ghost, what's going on, man?
[04:04:29]  What happened recently?
[04:04:30]  Nothing fucking happened.
[04:04:32]  Yeah, I'm fine.
[04:04:33]  Do you understand?
[04:04:34]  I'm a fucking capitalist.
[04:04:35]  I'm balling.
[04:04:36]  I'm balling till I fall for Christ's sake.
[04:04:38]  I'm living the best life I can.
[04:04:40]  What about you?
[04:04:43]  But ghost, ghost, I mean, oh, she's drinking all this alcohol, man.
[04:04:47]  It's not good for you, ghost.
[04:04:48]  You know what?
[04:04:49]  You can fuck up a lift.
[04:04:50]  I don't give a shit.
[04:04:51]  You know what?
[04:04:52]  Hey, you know what?
[04:04:53]  That's, you know what?
[04:04:54]  We're not promised tomorrow, okay?
[04:04:57]  You understand that?
[04:04:58]  I mean, don't be concerned about me.
[04:05:00]  I'll be just fine.
[04:05:01]  You understand that?
[04:05:03]  I'm a badass for Christ's sake.
[04:05:05]  All right.
[04:05:05]  My liver's just fine.
[04:05:06]  All right.
[04:05:07]  Everything's just fine.
[04:05:08]  All right.
[04:05:09]  Everything's just.
[04:05:09]  Don't worry about old ghost over here.
[04:05:11]  All right.
[04:05:14]  Son of a bitch.
[04:05:15]  Like, I'm only use me blade for Christ's sake.
[04:05:17]  All right.
[04:05:18]  You know, like I've got some ulcerations on my legs or something.
[04:05:21]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:05:22]  All right.
[04:05:24]  I know what I'm doing.
[04:05:25]  All right.
[04:05:25]  I'm an adult.
[04:05:27]  All right.
[04:05:28]  And I can do me as long as I want to do me.
[04:05:30]  All right.
[04:05:31]  And I'm doing me and I'm doing me good.
[04:05:33]  All right.
[04:05:35]  Son of a bitch.
[04:05:36]  Who the hell is this?
[04:05:36]  Fred, radio graffiti.
[04:05:38]  In the field of local live home entertainment.
[04:05:42]  Oh, my God.
[04:05:43]  Have you heard the joke about the school for special needs children?
[04:05:46]  No, I haven't.
[04:05:47]  No.
[04:05:47]  Well, neither did the deaf kids.
[04:05:49]  Beat ass smoke trash and don't be an alcoholic shit for brains gamer like ghosts.
[04:05:54]  Forest law, fuck you.
[04:05:56]  All right.
[04:05:56]  Fuck off.
[04:05:58]  All right.
[04:05:58]  Ain't nothing wrong with doing a little bit of drinking for Christ's sake.
[04:06:01]  I mean, what else do we have in life, huh?
[04:06:04]  What else the fuck do we have in life?
[04:06:08]  How about Ghost Gets Detoxed Radio Graffiti?
[04:06:12]  All right, we get it.
[04:06:27]  All right, we get it.
[04:06:28]  You want to hop around the stage like you got a hamster hanging at your asshole?
[04:06:32]  We get it.
[04:06:32]  All right.
[04:06:33]  Jesus Christ.
[04:06:34]  How about here, once again, ghosts immigration beliefs, radio graffiti.
[04:06:40]  American Game Masters, radio graffilters, radio graffiti.
[04:06:44]  I've said this before.
[04:06:45]  I'm going to say it again.
[04:06:46]  All right.
[04:06:47]  Now, first of all, I am against immigration.
[04:06:49]  I don't want import endless niggers and then baggage.
[04:06:56]  I never said that.
[04:06:57]  Get this fucking idiot out of here.
[04:06:58]  I never fucking said any of that shit.
[04:07:00]  Don't listen to that fucking splice.
[04:07:02]  All right.
[04:07:03]  Don't listen to that shit.
[04:07:04]  I never fucking said anything like that.
[04:07:06]  Listen, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these and I'm moving on with the broadcast.
[04:07:10]  All right.
[04:07:11]  Because I'm not going to sit here and continue to be berated on my own fucking show.
[04:07:16]  Who the fuck is Annie Moose, Radio Graffiti?
[04:07:19]  I keep me in my CC's up on my collapse cunt.
[04:07:24]  Well, I guess that's what I get for wiping back to front.
[04:07:29]  If I'm lancing on your shoes, just scrape off the turn.
[04:07:35]  While you and your friends are worried about me, I am sniffing, China.
[04:07:40]  All right, get good.
[04:07:41]  I don't know what kind of fruity ass bullshit that was, all right?
[04:07:46]  But you could definitely hear the autism up in that son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
[04:07:49]  You know what I mean?
[04:07:50]  Yay, Spaghetti!
[04:07:54]  Yeah, you fucking heard that.
[04:07:57]  Oh my God.
[04:07:58]  All right, let's keep going, folks.
[04:08:00]  All right.
[04:08:00]  I'm going to do a couple more and then we're moving on.
[04:08:02]  All right.
[04:08:03]  How about Shekel Shekel Jew Jew radio graffiti?
[04:08:10]  Crowded up.
[04:08:10]  Josh.
[04:08:12]  Crowded up.
[04:08:12]  Josh.
[04:08:14]  Check up again, look at the games.
[04:08:16]  We're off the wagon now.
[04:08:20]  98 shots up Johnny Walker.
[04:08:22]  98 shots up again.
[04:08:24]  Check up again.
[04:08:25]  Look at the games.
[04:08:26]  Oops, I chewed it again.
[04:08:28]  Uh-huh.
[04:08:31]  99 shots.
[04:08:32]  I'm Donnie Walker.
[04:08:33]  99 shots.
[04:08:34]  I'm pissed.
[04:08:36]  Look at the games.
[04:08:37]  Engineer more beer.
[04:08:40]  You son of a bitch.
[04:08:42]  You son of a fucking bitch, dude.
[04:08:45]  You know, I'm tired of this shit.
[04:08:47]  You know, I'm serious.
[04:08:48]  You know, and fucking Khabib is right.
[04:08:51]  This fucking radio graffiti is making me lose listeners here because these listeners are my true fans and they don't want to hear me berated on my own fucking show.
[04:09:02]  They don't want to hear me berated on my own fucking show.
[04:09:06]  And I don't blame them, boy.
[04:09:08]  I don't blame them.
[04:09:09]  So I'm going to take a couple more of these and I'm getting the fuck out of the radio graffiti deal, all right?
[04:09:16]  And what is this?
[04:09:17]  Ghost the drunkie radio graffiti.
[04:09:23]  What the hell?
[04:09:28]  Get this fucking idiot.
[04:09:29]  Get this fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
[04:09:32]  All right.
[04:09:32]  The jail radio graffiti.
[04:09:35]  Pettish radio graffiti.
[04:09:38]  And I'd be happy to commit the crime and do the time.
[04:09:42]  I would be going into the jail proudly telling everybody I fucking knocked Donald Trump the fuck out.
[04:09:48]  And guess what?
[04:09:49]  All the people in the damn jail are going to be fucking hoisting me on their fucking shoulder like I'm a fucking sultan.
[04:09:56]  And let me tell you, after that, I will be Mr. Black People after that.
[04:10:01]  All right, fuck off.
[04:10:02]  Listen, I didn't say that in relation to Donald Trump.
[04:10:05]  I said that in relation to Eminem.
[04:10:08]  All right?
[04:10:09]  I was talking about Eminem in that fucking clip.
[04:10:12]  So don't listen to these fucking idiots.
[04:10:14]  All right.
[04:10:15]  I'm not ending on that.
[04:10:16]  Well, let's go somewhere else.
[04:10:18]  How about how about I'm perfectly fine, radio graffiti?
[04:10:23]  No, it's not affected nothing.
[04:10:25]  I'm perfectly okay.
[04:10:26]  My liver's fine.
[04:10:27]  What are you talking about?
[04:10:29]  Get up, man.
[04:10:31]  Oh, God.
[04:10:32]  I fucking hurt myself.
[04:10:34]  Oh, God.
[04:10:36]  Oh, shit.
[04:10:38]  Oh, I fucking pulled something, man.
[04:10:40]  Oh, God.
[04:10:43]  Oh, fuck.
[04:10:48]  No, no, I'm going to get up.
[04:10:49]  I'm going to get local live hall mentors.
[04:10:52]  Fucking assholes.
[04:10:54]  I'd like to get it all.
[04:10:55]  You're an asshole.
[04:10:56]  All right, shut this shit up.
[04:10:59]  You're still the same pitiful, bloated wheelchair-bound carpet-bagging scambone bag of hotels.
[04:11:04]  Oh, is that right?
[04:11:06]  Fuck you, and fuck the inner circle.
[04:11:07]  You know what?
[04:11:08]  Fuck you, Magosy Ranhambonius.
[04:11:10]  Fuck you.
[04:11:12]  Take the fuck off.
[04:11:14]  Take your wheelchair symbol and shove it up your goddamn clogged up pooper.
[04:11:18]  All right, you know what?
[04:11:19]  Just because of Magosy Ranhambonius, I'm done.
[04:11:22]  All right, fuck it.
[04:11:23]  Get him out.
[04:11:24]  Get him out of here.
[04:11:25]  Just because of this stupid baguette, Magosy Ranhambonius, I'm ending radio graffiti.
[04:11:31]  That's it.
[04:11:31]  And there's only a handful of people on there anyway.
[04:11:34]  So that's it.
[04:11:35]  I'm done.
[04:11:36]  Fuck you, assholes.
[04:11:38]  Fuck Magosy Ranhambonius.
[04:11:40]  You're goddamn right.
[04:11:42]  Goodbye.
[04:11:42]  I'm not going to sit over here and continue to have you fucking Jagoffs make fun of me.
[04:11:47]  All right.
[04:11:48]  So fuck you and fuck you up, your dirty fucking shit-stained asshole.
[04:11:54]  Oh, my God, dude.
[04:11:58]  I shouldn't have even done this fucking broadcast today.
[04:12:01]  You know what I mean?
[04:12:01]  I should have made you motherfuckers wait till Saturday.
[04:12:05]  All right, what is this aspirin?
[04:12:07]  What is this?
[04:12:10]  Ghost, please check this out right now.
[04:12:12]  If I am lying to you, ban me instantly.
[04:12:15]  There is a guy selling your merchandise on Streamlabs with your logos and likeness.
[04:12:20]  Isn't this illegal or not shit?
[04:12:22]  I did not consent to it, obviously.
[04:12:26]  And anybody who fucking purchases it, fucking, you know, fuck that dude.
[04:12:30]  You know what I mean?
[04:12:31]  Fucking, you know, and not to mention, let me tell you something.
[04:12:33]  Streamlabs, you're a piece of shit, Streamlabs, okay?
[04:12:37]  I fucking had one or two shows with your stupid fucking service and you banned me.
[04:12:43]  Okay?
[04:12:44]  You fucking banned me because I was making more fucking donos than your fucking two-bit fucking gamer streamers out here.
[04:12:50]  All right.
[04:12:51]  Fuck you, Streamlabs.
[04:12:53]  Stream Elements all day, dude.
[04:12:55]  Stream Elements has been fucking cool as fuck.
[04:12:58]  All right.
[04:12:59]  Cheers to Stream Elements.
[04:13:01]  And if you happen to be a streamer, fuck Stream Labs.
[04:13:04]  All right.
[04:13:05]  Stream Elements is where it's at, dude.
[04:13:07]  All right.
[04:13:08]  They allow a content creator to be a content creator.

=== Streamlabs Piece Of Shit (05:32) ===

[04:13:11]  That's all I'm saying.
[04:13:14]  Anyway, listen, let me see what this is.
[04:13:17]  All right.
[04:13:20]  What is this, for Christ's sake?
[04:13:23]  I don't know what else to do.
[04:13:24]  All right.
[04:13:26]  I don't know what else to do.
[04:13:27]  I'm kind of fucking jaded about doing the rest of this broadcast.
[04:13:30]  I gave you sons of bitches like early radio graffiti.
[04:13:34]  You fucking dickheads are still, you're just not fucking appreciative.
[04:13:37]  You know what I mean?
[04:13:37]  You're not fucking appreciative.
[04:13:39]  And I think that you fucking people should be a little appreciative of a ghost over here.
[04:13:44]  But of course you're not.
[04:13:46]  Of course you are not.
[04:13:47]  You're just some dumb fucking assholes that think that I'm just going to fucking sit here and continue to be berated by you sons of bitches and without any kind of consequence.
[04:13:56]  Without any kind of fucking consequence whatsoever.
[04:13:59]  So I would appreciate if you sons of bitches gave me the fucking respect I damn well deserve or I'm ending this fucking stream.
[04:14:08]  You understand that?
[04:14:10]  Fucking dickheads.
[04:14:12]  And that's a fucking, that's a promise.
[04:14:14]  That's a goddamn promise.
[04:14:17]  Stupid son of a bitch.
[04:14:18]  All right, look, we're going to, we're going to, I guess we're going to do some fucking shout outs.
[04:14:22]  All right.
[04:14:23]  Let's do some fucking, some goddamn shout outs up in here.
[04:14:27]  All right.
[04:14:27]  And this is fucking ghost.report shout outs from the forum.
[04:14:33]  Put the PC shot.
[04:14:34]  If you want to join the forum, go ahead and do it.
[04:14:38]  Just go to ghost.report, type that in your browser, and then add it to your bookmarks and to your favorites.
[04:14:43]  Well, what?
[04:14:44]  What?
[04:14:45]  What?
[04:14:46]  What, Aspirin?
[04:14:47]  All right?
[04:14:48]  Ghost open the link.
[04:14:49]  It's Jackler selling your merchandise.
[04:14:51]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:14:54]  Hold on.
[04:14:54]  Let me see this.
[04:14:55]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[04:14:56]  Jackler doesn't even fucking donate anymore.
[04:14:58]  This fucking idiot is fucking ripping me off.
[04:15:02]  What the fuck is?
[04:15:03]  Are you shitting me?
[04:15:06]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:15:07]  You fucking dickhead.
[04:15:09]  You fucking...
[04:15:10]  Look at this fucking dickhead, man.
[04:15:12]  Report fucking Jackler.
[04:15:14]  All right.
[04:15:14]  Everybody fucking report this idiot.
[04:15:16]  Report this fucking dickhead.
[04:15:19]  I'm fucking tired of this idiot fucking jocking my fucking nuts for Christ's sake.
[04:15:23]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:15:25]  All right?
[04:15:27]  And fuck you, Streamlabs, while we're at it.
[04:15:29]  Streamlabs takes it in the fucking ass.
[04:15:33]  Anyway, look, you know, look at these people.
[04:15:35]  They're like, oh, look, praise him.
[04:15:36]  Don't do it.
[04:15:37]  He didn't do nothing.
[04:15:38]  You know what?
[04:15:38]  Fuck all of you people.
[04:15:39]  I'm doing the shout-outs and I'm leaving.
[04:15:41]  Fuck you people.
[04:15:42]  All right.
[04:15:43]  All right, lady, we should buy from Jacknet.
[04:15:45]  Fuck you.
[04:15:46]  2012.
[04:15:47]  What?
[04:15:48]  What?
[04:15:49]  I'm done after this shit.
[04:15:51]  Oh, my God.
[04:15:52]  Of course it's illegal, man.
[04:15:54]  Why don't some of you fucking people fucking report this asshole?
[04:15:59]  Jesus Christ.
[04:16:00]  Here it is.
[04:16:02]  Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 122, or episode 22, excuse me.
[04:16:08]  Here it is.
[04:16:09]  We've got, you know, 2012 fan.
[04:16:12]  Yeah, I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[04:16:14]  Enus turtle.
[04:16:15]  Is this supposed to be so ridiculous?
[04:16:17]  Ghost must work on his anger management problem.
[04:16:20]  Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
[04:16:21]  Donald Trump listens to my broadcast.
[04:16:24]  Caught myself laughing, was going to troll, but I found this picture of Ghost dressing up as Santa and spending time with his black son.
[04:16:32]  Jesus Christ.
[04:16:33]  Did somebody?
[04:16:34]  Just look at this.
[04:16:35]  Look at this, Santa.
[04:16:36]  Look at this Santa Conserved.
[04:16:38]  Look, he's got his fucking hand on his wallet.
[04:16:41]  Jesus Christ.
[04:16:42]  Rump Roast.
[04:16:43]  GX, happy Saturday night, Nimrod.
[04:16:46]  Did you hear about the exuberant party thrown by a few British dukes to celebrate the anniversary of Elements of Element Exeon's discovery in life?
[04:16:58]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:17:00]  And what is this goopie?
[04:17:02]  More like, what the fuck did you just say?
[04:17:05]  More like shooting him outside, shoot outside.
[04:17:08]  Am I right?
[04:17:08]  What the fuck are you talking?
[04:17:09]  I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about there, goopy.
[04:17:12]  All right, anyway, let's go ahead and do this.
[04:17:13]  What is this?
[04:17:14]  Rump Roast, boo, you milky licking cyber vermin scumbags.
[04:17:18]  What is this?
[04:17:19]  Thomas Ghost Albin caught on camera for the first time since the Vietnam War.
[04:17:23]  Yeah, fuck off.
[04:17:26]  Fuck off.
[04:17:27]  Yeah, real funny.
[04:17:28]  This is not fucking funny, asshole.
[04:17:30]  This is not fucking funny.
[04:17:31]  And what is this?
[04:17:33]  I just remembered I ordered one of those shirts from Jackler like four months ago, and it never came.
[04:17:39]  On top of copyright infringement, he's a fucking scammer.
[04:17:42]  Where the fuck is my shirt, Jackler?
[04:17:44]  I even paid extra shipping to Australia.
[04:17:46]  Well, you know, it is what it is.
[04:17:48]  You know, he's a fucking piece of fucking stupid, lime piece of garbage.
[04:17:52]  And believe me, I'm going to report this fucking stupid fucking stream labs, believe me.
[04:17:56]  All right.
[04:17:57]  Anyway, yeah, Albin Depot.
[04:18:00]  Real fucking funny.
[04:18:01]  All right.
[04:18:02]  Here it is.
[04:18:02]  We've got Twilly Atkins, GX in the chat.
[04:18:05]  Cheers to you and Mrs. Ghost, the engineer in the inner circle.
[04:18:07]  I'm listening tonight and enjoying some of my limited release Johnny Walker blenders batch.
[04:18:14]  I actually have had a couple of blenders batches as well, Twilly.
[04:18:17]  Very, very cool, dude.
[04:18:18]  Very cool.
[04:18:20]  What is this?
[04:18:21]  Barbara Specter.
[04:18:22]  What is this?
[04:18:23]  My husband's dead.
[04:18:24]  Wanna fuck.
[04:18:26]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:18:28]  Oh, my God.
[04:18:29]  Billy F.U., end it, pussy, no balls.
[04:18:32]  All right, go fuck off.
[04:18:34]  All right.
[04:18:34]  Anyway, what is this?
[04:18:36]  Israel victim card.
[04:18:38]  Dude, shut up, you anti-Semitic bastard.
[04:18:41]  And I'm not, I'm not, that's fucking disgusting.

=== Please Read My Post (14:50) ===

[04:18:43]  Our master, GX, fuck XWF, fuck Riley Welch, and fuck shoutouts poster.
[04:18:51]  We've got Markovich Twangovich.
[04:18:55]  You're nothing.
[04:18:56]  We own you.
[04:18:57]  You're a monkey in a cage.
[04:18:58]  All right, look, I'm not going to continue fucking around.
[04:19:01]  What the fuck is this, Pettis?
[04:19:03]  What the fuck is this, you fucking dickhead?
[04:19:06]  I'm not even going to read your fucking message because you're an asshole.
[04:19:10]  And what is this?
[04:19:10]  Look at this little kid getting arrested.
[04:19:12]  I've already seen that engineer.
[04:19:14]  All right.
[04:19:14]  It's old news and he deserved it.
[04:19:15]  All right.
[04:19:16]  He fucking deserved it.
[04:19:18]  And what is it?
[04:19:19]  All right, dude.
[04:19:20]  All right.
[04:19:20]  Y'all are going to be fucking.
[04:19:21]  Y'all are who the fuck?
[04:19:22]  Who the fuck did this?
[04:19:23]  Hakaruka Takahashi.
[04:19:24]  You're a fucking sick fucking idiot.
[04:19:26]  All right.
[04:19:27]  You're a fucking sick bastard.
[04:19:29]  I'm telling you that right now.
[04:19:31]  You're a fucking sick fuck.
[04:19:33]  Oh my God.
[04:19:34]  Oof, yikes.
[04:19:36]  Ghost sure is racist today.
[04:19:37]  I'm not fucking racist, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:19:40]  Hey, look, here are the lyrics to last Christmas.
[04:19:42]  All right.
[04:19:43]  Since we got the lyrics, I'm going to fucking sing it because you fucking people deserve it.
[04:19:47]  You people are pieces of shit.
[04:19:48]  All right.
[04:19:50]  You people are pieces of fucking fucking garbage.
[04:19:54]  All right.
[04:19:54]  So let's go ahead and sing it.
[04:19:56]  All right.
[04:19:56]  Because, yeah, yeah, we're going to sing it.
[04:19:58]  All right.
[04:19:59]  You're going to sing it, and I'm going to fucking say you're going to fucking like it and you're going to fucking eat it.
[04:20:05]  Eat it.
[04:20:08]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:20:10]  Here it is.
[04:20:11]  Let's go ahead and do this, all right?
[04:20:13]  Son of a bitch.
[04:20:14]  Y'all are gonna fucking come at me.
[04:20:15]  Y'all are gonna fucking listen to me sing, all right?
[04:20:18]  I'm in the Christmas spirit, and I like this song, and you're gonna fucking listen to it, and you're gonna like it, and you're gonna fucking eat it, you asshole, all right?
[04:20:26]  Here it is.
[04:20:27]  Let's play it, let's play it.
[04:20:28]  Here he goes.
[04:20:30]  Oh, yeah.
[04:20:32]  Oh, yeah.
[04:20:34]  Here we go, baby.
[04:20:35]  Is everybody ready?
[04:20:36]  Huh?
[04:20:37]  You wanted this shit, didn't you?
[04:20:39]  Huh?
[04:20:40]  You wanted this shit?
[04:20:41]  Well, you got it, baby, all right?
[04:20:47]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
[04:20:55]  Hey, this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[04:21:05]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away.
[04:21:13]  Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special once thickened and twice shy.
[04:21:27]  I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
[04:21:32]  Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?
[04:21:36]  It's the all right.
[04:21:37]  I don't know what the fuck.
[04:21:38]  All right, that's enough.
[04:21:39]  We get it.
[04:21:40]  All right, I think I think I fucked up on the lyrics anyway.
[04:21:42]  All right, that's enough.
[04:21:44]  All right, that's enough.
[04:21:46]  Thank you, Canzabuser, for giving me the goddamn goddamn lyrics.
[04:21:51]  All right, Canzabuser.
[04:21:53]  What is this?
[04:21:53]  It's definitely the butter.
[04:21:54]  GX, we need a perma band on Riley.
[04:21:57]  Well, hold on, what is this?
[04:22:00]  Oh, my God!
[04:22:01]  Christmas bathhouse music.
[04:22:03]  What the fuck are you talking about there, Tim McCrabb?
[04:22:06]  That's fucking Christmas music, for heaven's sake, dude.
[04:22:10]  All right, here it is.
[04:22:12]  Yeah, Perma Bandy Welch tard from the community.
[04:22:17]  If you comment from the chat room, can't convince you, then maybe these will.
[04:22:21]  What is this?
[04:22:25]  YouTube, everybody's doing the YouTube.
[04:22:27]  I don't understand.
[04:22:28]  What the fuck's so wrong about that?
[04:22:29]  He's doing the YouTube, all right?
[04:22:33]  And then that's him.
[04:22:34]  Well, you know, he's, you know, he is what it is, dude.
[04:22:39]  I don't know what the hell.
[04:22:39]  Coachino.
[04:22:41]  Oh, no, ghost.
[04:22:43]  I can't until I have my coffee.
[04:22:46]  All right, whatever, asshole.
[04:22:48]  Mr. Person, GX Lockheed AC130 targeting ghost trailer.
[04:22:55]  Fucking idiot, dude.
[04:22:56]  I'm telling you, you people are fucking idiots.
[04:22:58]  You people are great A idiots.
[04:23:00]  And what is it?
[04:23:00]  Seriously, Samsung.
[04:23:02]  Look at this.
[04:23:03]  Look at this fucking shit.
[04:23:04]  All right.
[04:23:04]  What?
[04:23:04]  What?
[04:23:06]  Oh, my God.
[04:23:07]  Ghost, you're not a bad GIY for being a pervert ghost, and that's a dinosaur picture ghost.
[04:23:12]  Please read it.
[04:23:13]  Yeah, all right, whatever.
[04:23:14]  All right.
[04:23:15]  I'm not a fucking pervert, asshole.
[04:23:16]  And what is this?
[04:23:18]  The Virgin Corsair versus the Chad box.
[04:23:21]  Dude, this is a fucking $600 half-ass PC.
[04:23:25]  That's what this fucking new Xbox is.
[04:23:28]  And let me tell you something.
[04:23:29]  PC gaming is the master race.
[04:23:32]  Fucking idiot.
[04:23:33]  Oh, my God.
[04:23:34]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
[04:23:37]  You gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[04:23:43]  I'll give it to someone special.
[04:23:47]  And what is this?
[04:23:48]  Keem Scares.
[04:23:49]  What the fuck is this?
[04:23:51]  What the fuck?
[04:23:51]  Hey, GX.
[04:23:52]  Hey, ghost, remember to play Team Forsters 2 when you start gaming.
[04:23:56]  All right.
[04:23:57]  Please get help for your alcohol addiction and unban me.
[04:24:00]  Whatever.
[04:24:01]  All right.
[04:24:01]  And what is this?
[04:24:02]  Linus tips.
[04:24:03]  And what is it?
[04:24:04]  Dude, what kind of a fucking racist are you?
[04:24:07]  And this is Annan Null.
[04:24:09]  Look at this.
[04:24:09]  Fucking Carlos Milos.
[04:24:11]  I'm not, and that is that a fucking Corsair.
[04:24:14]  You fucking dickhead.
[04:24:15]  You fucking, you guys are fucking dicks.
[04:24:18]  What's up to Mr. BN King?
[04:24:20]  Cheers to you, man.
[04:24:21]  Thank you for fucking listening.
[04:24:22]  Ricardo Milos, I'm retarded the Albin store.
[04:24:26]  All right, go fuck off.
[04:24:27]  All right, asshole.
[04:24:28]  Fuck you.
[04:24:30]  All right, what is this?
[04:24:32]  Man of the decade, ghost, flaming creations.
[04:24:35]  Oh, my God.
[04:24:36]  And what is this?
[04:24:37]  Can't abuser.
[04:24:38]  Can't abuser said, Forum is kind of fucked up.
[04:24:41]  Page three is completely fucked and spitting out errors.
[04:24:44]  Images not loading, etc.
[04:24:46]  Oh, shit.
[04:24:47]  Well, look who it is.
[04:24:48]  Look at this.
[04:24:49]  Look at that, huh?
[04:24:50]  That probably needs an update or some shit.
[04:24:52]  I don't know what the hell happened.
[04:24:54]  Anyway, Kans abuser.
[04:24:56]  Let's go to number four.
[04:24:57]  How about four?
[04:24:57]  Four's doing just fine.
[04:24:59]  I don't know what the hell happened to three, but let's go to four here.
[04:25:02]  All right.
[04:25:03]  What is this?
[04:25:04]  What is this?
[04:25:05]  All furries are man children.
[04:25:08]  Hey, GX, I made Templeton tribute and converted it to an import.
[04:25:12]  I'm not going to fucking click that, dude.
[04:25:14]  Sunburst Unicorn, Cheers Ghost.
[04:25:16]  Fuck the white nationalists.
[04:25:17]  Nothing but fucking incels.
[04:25:18]  Below is a photo of a white nationalist in his natural habitat.
[04:25:23]  Oh my God, dude.
[04:25:25]  I'm serious.
[04:25:25]  I mean, people that get that fed.
[04:25:29]  I don't even know.
[04:25:29]  There's Derwicking.
[04:25:31]  What Ghost Thinks NASA actually does.
[04:25:33]  Yeah, fuck you.
[04:25:34]  I'm not a flat earther, you piece of shit.
[04:25:37]  And what is this?
[04:25:38]  Nefara 822.
[04:25:39]  Ghost is actually Santa.
[04:25:41]  Here's proof.
[04:25:42]  Dude, that's fucking disgusting.
[04:25:44]  Nefari, I knew you were a fucking sicko pervert, you piece of shit.
[04:25:47]  And what is this?
[04:25:48]  Actual pics of ghost in Japan.
[04:25:51]  Oh, fuck you, ghetto.
[04:25:53]  I'm not even going to click on that shit.
[04:25:54]  Here's Khabib Nagamarov.
[04:25:56]  Transgendered book for teens include account of six-year-old performing oral sex and liking it.
[04:26:03]  Look at that.
[04:26:04]  This is the world we live in now, folks.
[04:26:08]  What did I tell you?
[04:26:08]  The LGBTQ are now coming after your children and they want to blur the age of consent.
[04:26:15]  And unless you people need to fucking start raising up and start talking shit, then, you know, it's going to happen, dude.
[04:26:21]  This shit's going to happen.
[04:26:22]  What is this?
[04:26:23]  Bathrobe Dwayne.
[04:26:24]  Yeah, GX.
[04:26:25]  All right.
[04:26:25]  We get it.
[04:26:26]  And what is this?
[04:26:27]  Impeached Ghost.
[04:26:28]  Fuck you, too.
[04:26:29]  Impeached Ghost.
[04:26:30]  It's all you've been saying all fucking night.
[04:26:33]  Fried Texans at the ball game.
[04:26:35]  Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
[04:26:37]  Ghost swimming in his buckers.
[04:26:40]  A rare pick of ghost swimming in his donation.
[04:26:42]  Yeah, fuck off, dude.
[04:26:43]  All right.
[04:26:43]  I don't make that much.
[04:26:44]  All right.
[04:26:46]  Go fuck yourself.
[04:26:47]  Pounding the meat.
[04:26:49]  GX, congrats on your promotion.
[04:26:52]  Ah, you fucking, I don't fucking work at the fucking Home Depot, you dickhead.
[04:26:56]  All right, just get the fuck out of here.
[04:26:58]  And 2012 fan, you're a sick fuck, dude.
[04:27:01]  I'm not even going to click on that.
[04:27:02]  Odd Eyes Magician.
[04:27:04]  There's an anime Trump.
[04:27:05]  Real fucking funny.
[04:27:07]  91% GX.
[04:27:09]  What happened to the new shit top donator list?
[04:27:12]  Hey, I got fucking drunk.
[04:27:13]  I'll get to it when I get to it, fucking hambone.
[04:27:17]  Fucking idiot.
[04:27:17]  Who has this?
[04:27:18]  Ghost did my lamas scare?
[04:27:21]  I don't know what the fuck is.
[04:27:22]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[04:27:24]  But it has two black guys kissing, and that's fucking disgusting.
[04:27:28]  All right, Colonel Transisco, here are the coins you missed in Ghost Show 124.
[04:27:34]  MAGA CAG.
[04:27:36]  Here's some silver proofs that include a five-year quarter set from 2004 that includes silver proofs of the following state quarters.
[04:27:42]  Texas, Florida, Michigan, Iowa, Wisconsin.
[04:27:45]  This dude's got some fucking silver, dude.
[04:27:47]  Look at this guy.
[04:27:48]  This guy is prepared for any kind of contraction in the stock market.
[04:27:52]  Old fucking Colonel Transisco.
[04:27:55]  Oh, my God.
[04:27:56]  Based gum jobs from your recently dug up friend.
[04:27:59]  Jesus, fucking fuck.
[04:28:00]  Who the fuck is this goopy idiot, dude?
[04:28:02]  Who the fuck is this moron?
[04:28:05]  Jesus Christ.
[04:28:05]  Look at this.
[04:28:06]  Look at these fucking silver coins, dude.
[04:28:08]  Know where it's at there, Colonel Transisco.
[04:28:11]  Look at this.
[04:28:12]  Look at these proof sets.
[04:28:13]  These are beautiful.
[04:28:14]  And look at that.
[04:28:15]  Make America great again.
[04:28:16]  You goddamn right.
[04:28:17]  Trump 2020, baby.
[04:28:20]  We got Steven Stinkyverse.
[04:28:22]  You better put me on the shit lay.
[04:28:23]  You fuck off.
[04:28:25]  Yo, little ghosty.
[04:28:27]  You were the fortunate son or the Chad.
[04:28:31]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:28:33]  I'm a fucking Chad no matter what.
[04:28:35]  All right.
[04:28:36]  Here's Tyler 225905.
[04:28:38]  Hey, ghost, remember when you talked about Nimrod?
[04:28:40]  I'll put these here.
[04:28:42]  Page three is fucked up.
[04:28:43]  What is this?
[04:28:45]  A real funny asshole.
[04:28:46]  Real funny.
[04:28:47]  What is this?
[04:28:48]  Oh, my God.
[04:28:50]  Hey, what is this, Can's abuser?
[04:28:53]  When you try to post shout outs, shout-outs thread at the moment, it comes up instead, and post doesn't go through.
[04:29:01]  All right.
[04:29:02]  I don't fucking know what's going on.
[04:29:04]  All right.
[04:29:04]  Probably needs an update.
[04:29:06]  I got to fuck with it.
[04:29:07]  Shit happens.
[04:29:07]  You know, we'll figure it out.
[04:29:08]  All right.
[04:29:09]  Not to sound like fucking only use me blade, but we'll figure this shit out.
[04:29:13]  All right.
[04:29:14]  Yeah, here it is.
[04:29:15]  Like, I probably got to update the shit.
[04:29:17]  We'll figure it out.
[04:29:18]  Not a big deal.
[04:29:19]  All right.
[04:29:20]  Anyway, let's get through with the last ones here.
[04:29:22]  We got Pony Operty X. All right.
[04:29:25]  And what is this?
[04:29:26]  Japanese anime market hits record high six years in a row.
[04:29:29]  That's because we got a bunch of fucking stupid dumbasses that are morons that think that, you know, waxing their character some cartoon fetish women is somehow better than actually, you know, bumping a real live one.
[04:29:44]  Mr. and Mrs. Ghost at the wine tasting event.
[04:29:47]  Dude, I would never fucking drink out of this spittoon.
[04:29:50]  I would never fucking do that.
[04:29:51]  You're a sick bastard.
[04:29:53]  And that's it.
[04:29:54]  That's it for the damn, that's it for the shout outs.
[04:29:57]  I guess because of the technical difficulties.
[04:29:59]  Now, don't worry.
[04:30:01]  We are going to rectify that as soon as possible, okay?
[04:30:05]  We're going to rectify that as soon as we fucking possibly can.
[04:30:08]  All right.
[04:30:09]  Anyway, we've done shout-outs.
[04:30:13]  We've done radio graffiti.
[04:30:15]  Now, look, what people want me to fucking call the dateline now, for Christ's sake?
[04:30:20]  Oh, Christ.
[04:30:21]  I don't know.
[04:30:22]  I didn't even buy minutes, dude.
[04:30:23]  I didn't even buy minutes for the dateline.
[04:30:25]  I'm out of minutes.
[04:30:27]  I didn't even buy fucking minutes for the dateline, dude.
[04:30:30]  So let's just do some raids here.
[04:30:33]  All right.
[04:30:33]  We'll do a couple of raids.
[04:30:36]  And what is this?
[04:30:37]  NJ Shekel Hunt gone wrong.
[04:30:41]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:30:42]  NJ fucking Shekel Hunt gone.
[04:30:45]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:30:47]  All right.
[04:30:47]  And then buy them, you lazy Jew.
[04:30:50]  Listen, all right.
[04:30:51]  You're lucky that I'm even fucking here today, man, doing a fucking makeup show for Christ's sake, man.
[04:30:58]  And look at you, ungrateful pricks.
[04:31:00]  All right, you know what?
[04:31:02]  You know what?
[04:31:02]  I'm going to do me here.
[04:31:03]  All right.
[04:31:03]  I've already done radio graffiti.
[04:31:05]  I've already done shout-outs.
[04:31:07]  You know what I'm going to do?
[04:31:08]  I'm going to do me.
[04:31:09]  And if you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of here.
[04:31:12]  I don't give a shit.
[04:31:13]  All right?
[04:31:15]  Fucking wasted my Sunday.
[04:31:17]  You know, me and Mrs. Ghost, we were going to put up the fucking Christmas tree today.
[04:31:21]  And unfortunately, I had nothing to do with Mrs. Ghost already put up the Christmas tree and I wanted to be a part of it.
[04:31:26]  And unfortunately, I had to do this fucking show.
[04:31:31]  So I'm going to do me.
[04:31:32]  All right.
[04:31:34]  I'm doing me.
[04:31:34]  What is this?
[04:31:37]  What?
[04:31:38]  Oh, my God.
[04:31:39]  Please read my post and you will understand, Ghost, please.
[04:31:43]  What do I need to understand?
[04:31:45]  I don't fucking need to understand anything, okay?
[04:31:48]  What the fuck do you want me to understand?
[04:31:50]  Didn't you, you fucking, you were shown like a picture of a cock or something, man.
[04:31:58]  No good streams on today, sadly, ghost.
[04:32:00]  Ah, shit, that sucks.
[04:32:02]  That sucks.
[04:32:03]  All right, here it is.
[04:32:05]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:32:06]  I'm not fucking showing the image, all right?
[04:32:08]  Since Ruku Takahashi over here, I don't have a carrot to wax.
[04:32:14]  I'm a girl ghost, and you shouldn't be complaining about perversion when it comes to ponies, animes, and furries when you're being a hentai pervert on live stream while you talk about perverted things.
[04:32:25]  You're a hentai.
[04:32:26]  No, I'm not, you fucking idiot.
[04:32:28]  I despise people who fucking fan their nuts and fucking wax their carrots to goddamn cartoon women or fucking ponies or fire furries or any of that other shit.
[04:32:39]  All right.
[04:32:40]  I mean, what are you talking about for Christ's sake?
[04:32:42]  When it comes to real women and real guys, nobody is perfect.
[04:32:46]  But you shouldn't be saying that since you talk on the air with a bunch of strangers whom are women instead of your wife while she's probably watching TV or texting on her cell phone.
[04:32:57]  No, Mrs. Ghost right now is cleaning the fucking house.
[04:33:00]  All right.
[04:33:01]  And when I get off this goddamn fucking internet, I'm going to make her cook a goddamn T-bone steak with some fucking chicken wings.
[04:33:08]  All right.
[04:33:08]  While you're sitting there, you know, I don't know, fucking sautéing your snatch pipe or whatever the hell.
[04:33:14]  By the way, hentai means pervert.
[04:33:17]  All right.
[04:33:17]  We get that.
[04:33:18]  We get it.
[04:33:19]  Oh, my God.
[04:33:20]  Ben, this fucking faggot retard failed male and his weave speak.
[04:33:27]  Are you talking about Hakaruka Takahashi?
[04:33:29]  Apparently, this is a woman.
[04:33:31]  Apparently, this is a woman for Christ's sake.

=== Sniffing Tobacco Pipe (14:35) ===

[04:33:34]  So, anyway, we get it.
[04:33:35]  Thank you, Hakaruka Takahashi.
[04:33:37]  All right, we get it.
[04:33:38]  All right.
[04:33:40]  We fucking get it.
[04:33:40]  What is this?
[04:33:43]  Ghost inspired.
[04:33:44]  I didn't inspire.
[04:33:45]  Fuck you, assholes, dude.
[04:33:46]  I didn't inspire nothing.
[04:33:48]  All right.
[04:33:49]  You guys always are the first to say, oh, ghost, he inspired the latest shooter.
[04:33:53]  And, you know, he's a little bit of a fucking, he's a little bit of a fucking cookster.
[04:33:57]  And so listen, everybody shut the fuck up for about five or ten minutes.
[04:34:03]  Let me do me, and we'll see what happens.
[04:34:05]  Maybe we'll do some raids.
[04:34:07]  Maybe we'll do some dateline.
[04:34:08]  Who the fuck knows, okay?
[04:34:10]  But I'm doing me right now.
[04:34:12]  And you want to know why?
[04:34:14]  Because I need to get inebriated at this point in time.
[04:34:16]  All right.
[04:34:16]  I haven't had the hair of the dog that bit me.
[04:34:19]  All right.
[04:34:19]  I like a good fucking beer smear it mixed with a couple of shots.
[04:34:22]  And I haven't even broken up the goddamn tobacco.
[04:34:26]  You know, I want to break out some fucking tobacco out here for Christ's sake.
[04:34:29]  So everybody just calm their asses down.
[04:34:32]  Hold your fucking ass.
[04:34:34]  And we'll get to something here in just a second.
[04:34:35]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:34:41]  I already drank that beer.
[04:34:42]  You know what time it is, baby?
[04:34:44]  More beer.
[04:34:47]  What is it, 2012 fan?
[04:34:49]  This ISNT enough, but here's my contribution to the dateline fund.
[04:34:54]  To the dateline?
[04:34:55]  I don't need a fund for the dateline, dude.
[04:34:57]  I just don't want to fucking.
[04:34:59]  I don't want to go through all that shit, man.
[04:35:01]  I got to buy minutes.
[04:35:03]  And then I got to go ahead and redo all this bullshit.
[04:35:06]  And, you know, do another fucking goddamn goddamn message and all this other bullshit, man.
[04:35:13]  Come on, man.
[04:35:14]  Don't do this shit.
[04:35:16]  No date lighting fund donate.
[04:35:17]  Don't do it, dude.
[04:35:18]  Do not force me to do that shit.
[04:35:20]  I hate when you people throw money around like I'm some $2 whore on Nickel Knight and I'm supposed to do what the fuck you say.
[04:35:28]  Jesus Christ.
[04:35:29]  You see, now you're making me belch, man.
[04:35:32]  Son of a bitch.
[04:35:37]  And by the way, people are saying, do radio graffiti again.
[04:35:40]  Dude, it's the same fucking callers, man.
[04:35:42]  All right.
[04:35:43]  There wasn't that many callers for Christ's sake.
[04:35:46]  I had called on everybody and they kept calling back.
[04:35:49]  All right.
[04:35:51]  Jesus Christ.
[04:35:53]  If we donate 25 and a telephone number, would you do a prank?
[04:35:56]  I'm not.
[04:35:57]  No, I'm not doing that shit.
[04:35:58]  No, absolutely not.
[04:36:00]  Are you kidding me?
[04:36:01]  Absolutely not.
[04:36:04]  Jesus Christ.
[04:36:05]  Like, I'm like, I'm some fucking, like, like, I'm a jukebox.
[04:36:07]  You know, put a quarter in my ass, and, you know, I'm supposed to do some shit.
[04:36:12]  All right, look, everybody, we're going to do some, we're going to do some rage here in a second.
[04:36:15]  Just fucking pipe your ass down, man.
[04:36:17]  Hold your ass, all right?
[04:36:19]  Hold your fucking ass.
[04:36:22]  Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
[04:36:29]  All right, let's break out the tobacco.
[04:36:32]  Where's my pipe?
[04:36:34]  Where's my goddamn pipe?
[04:36:35]  Here it is, for Christ's sake.
[04:36:37]  I'm going to break out the tobacco.
[04:36:39]  Okay?
[04:36:40]  Everybody just fucking calm their asses down.
[04:36:42]  All right.
[04:36:43]  I'm breaking out the tobacco right now.
[04:36:45]  And let me go ahead and get this bag here.
[04:36:47]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[04:36:49]  We got a bag of tobacco.
[04:36:52]  And this is some great A tobacco, baby.
[04:36:54]  All right.
[04:36:55]  What is this?
[04:36:55]  Ghost Jersey City review?
[04:36:57]  You better not be reviewing shit by Thomas Alvin.
[04:37:00]  This synagogue.
[04:37:01]  God, what was coming?
[04:37:02]  Yeah, you fucking dickheads, man.
[04:37:05]  You're a fucking bunch of dickheads if you really posted that shit.
[04:37:11]  Fuck you guys, man.
[04:37:13]  Seriously, man.
[04:37:14]  Fuck you guys, man.
[04:37:16]  And what is this?
[04:37:17]  You're wicking.
[04:37:18]  Raid this bag at.
[04:37:20]  All right, we'll consider it there.
[04:37:21]  We'll consider it, all right?
[04:37:23]  We'll consider it.
[04:37:25]  Jesus Christ.
[04:37:25]  Let me just fucking do me here for a second.
[04:37:27]  What is this?
[04:37:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:37:31]  Oh, my God.
[04:37:33]  Twerk for me, girl.
[04:37:35]  Fuck you, red-eyed black dragon.
[04:37:37]  Fucking twerk for me, girl.
[04:37:39]  Twerk for me, girl.
[04:37:42]  Here, I got something for you.
[04:37:43]  Hold on a second.
[04:37:44]  I got something.
[04:37:45]  I got something for you here.
[04:37:46]  You fucking take a whiff of this.
[04:37:48]  Take a whiff of it.
[04:37:52]  All right?
[04:37:54]  Take a whiff of that shit.
[04:37:55]  All right.
[04:37:56]  Twerk on that, you fucking piece of garbage.
[04:37:59]  Jesus Christ, you fucking people make me fucking sick.
[04:38:03]  Hey, look, they're liking it.
[04:38:04]  Look at it like, yeah, sniff.
[04:38:06]  Sniff?
[04:38:07]  Who I am?
[04:38:07]  Fucking sniff.
[04:38:11]  Hey, that you better be fucking trolling that that fucking shit was real.
[04:38:15]  You better be fucking.
[04:38:16]  If it is, if it's fucking real, I'm ending the fucking broadcast.
[04:38:20]  All right?
[04:38:21]  If that's fucking real, I'm ending the fucking broadcast.
[04:38:24]  You fucking idiots.
[04:38:25]  Stop fucking putting reviews in my fucking name.
[04:38:28]  You don't have the right to do that shit.
[04:38:33]  You don't have the right to do that shit.
[04:38:36]  You fucking dickheads.
[04:38:39]  You have no fucking right to do it.
[04:38:44]  Fucking idiot.
[04:38:45]  Give me my fucking smoke.
[04:38:46]  All right.
[04:38:46]  Give me my goddamn smoke.
[04:38:48]  You know, they've got fucking reviews of bathhouses in this town with my fucking name on it, dude.
[04:38:55]  You know what?
[04:38:56]  They fucking got the ACI bathhouse.
[04:38:59]  The only reason I know about the ACI bathhouse is because these dickheads made a fucking review about it in my fucking name.
[04:39:08]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[04:39:10]  Leave me alone.
[04:39:11]  Do not do this shit anymore, dude.
[04:39:13]  Seriously.
[04:39:14]  Do not do any more fucking goddamn reviews.
[04:39:20]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:39:22]  And who the fuck?
[04:39:23]  Don't talk about my bar, the Oola La Bar.
[04:39:26]  That's my favorite bar, you dickhead.
[04:39:29]  Yeah, look at this.
[04:39:30]  It's real.
[04:39:32]  Oh, my God.
[04:39:33]  You know what?
[04:39:33]  Fuck all of you.
[04:39:34]  Was it you, Goopy?
[04:39:35]  Huh?
[04:39:36]  You fucking piece of shit?
[04:39:37]  Yeah, it's real because I did it.
[04:39:42]  Wow.
[04:39:44]  Fucking dickhead.
[04:39:48]  The Oola La Bar is a badass bar.
[04:39:50]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:39:51]  It's not a gay bar.
[04:39:53]  It's a fucking, it's like a woman's happy hour bar.
[04:39:57]  All right?
[04:39:58]  You go out there, you look at all the broads that are flashing their tits and ass everywhere.
[04:40:02]  You get a cheap fucking beer and you have a fucking decent time.
[04:40:05]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:40:09]  Jesus.
[04:40:09]  Could you just leave me alone, dude?
[04:40:11]  Seriously, just fucking leave me alone already, man.
[04:40:14]  All right?
[04:40:15]  Seriously, just fucking leave me alone.
[04:40:20]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[04:40:22]  All right?
[04:40:23]  I'm smoking fucking tobacco.
[04:40:24]  Listen, leave me the fuck alone.
[04:40:26]  Seriously, man.
[04:40:32]  Gotta hold it in.
[04:40:33]  Gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
[04:40:37]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:40:38]  That's what you gotta do.
[04:40:39]  Don't let it.
[04:40:42]  In the field of local live hall message, hey man.
[04:40:46]  Oh, my God.
[04:40:47]  This is fucking either do something or end it.
[04:40:50]  Shake your hands.
[04:40:51]  Beat your wife.
[04:40:52]  Do something.
[04:40:53]  Beat my wife.
[04:40:55]  In the field of local live.
[04:40:56]  Beat.
[04:40:57]  Are you fucking kidding me, Billy?
[04:40:58]  Oh, my God.
[04:40:59]  Ghost the type of nigga to eat Chick-fil-A at a gay bar.
[04:41:03]  I'm the type of brother that fucking eats a Chick-fil-A at the gay bar.
[04:41:06]  I don't go to a gay bar, asshole.
[04:41:09]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:41:12]  And Ghost is Jersey City Holocaust.
[04:41:14]  Ghost Jersey City Holocaust.
[04:41:17]  All right.
[04:41:18]  I'm done with this, dude.
[04:41:19]  You see, you guys are getting fucking...
[04:41:21]  You guys are trying to hurt me.
[04:41:23]  You know what I mean?
[04:41:24]  And this does hurt.
[04:41:26]  I want to be honest with you, dude.
[04:41:27]  I'm giving you a fucking Saturday Night Troll Show makeup show on Sunday.
[04:41:31]  And each and every one of these fucking insults are cutting me, dude.
[04:41:35]  And it hurts.
[04:41:36]  And it hurts when you fucking cut me and it leaves a fucking scar.
[04:41:39]  You know?
[04:41:40]  It leaves a scar on my soul.
[04:41:42]  And, you know, sometimes I just pick at the scabs.
[04:41:45]  I pick at that fucking scab and it just doesn't fucking heal because you fucking idiots keep fucking throwing salt on the goddamn wound.
[04:41:54]  Hey, look at this.
[04:41:55]  No.
[04:41:55]  Look at this.
[04:41:56]  No.
[04:41:57]  Look at that.
[04:41:59]  No.
[04:42:00]  Fuck you.
[04:42:01]  Yes.
[04:42:02]  Yes, asshole.
[04:42:03]  Yes.
[04:42:05]  In the field of local live room.
[04:42:07]  Hey, what is this?
[04:42:08]  Go up.
[04:42:09]  Oh, my God.
[04:42:10]  Go ahead and beat me.
[04:42:11]  We can do some Chris Brown and Rihanna roleplay.
[04:42:14]  That's Chris Brown and Rihanna roleplay.
[04:42:19]  Dude, shut up.
[04:42:20]  That's not Mrs. Ghost, and Mrs. Ghost would never say that.
[04:42:23]  All right.
[04:42:23]  Just fuck, get the fuck out of here.
[04:42:25]  I need to blow my fucking honker because I just took a fucking hit of the goddamn tobacco.
[04:42:30]  So please excuse me here, all right?
[04:42:34]  All right.
[04:42:34]  All right, please excuse me blowing my nose here.
[04:42:44]  I don't know what it is.
[04:42:47]  Every time I take the first hit of tobacco, fucking mucus just starts coming out of the goddamn orifices, dude.
[04:42:53]  I don't get it.
[04:42:55]  I have no idea why, but it is what it is.
[04:42:58]  All right.
[04:42:58]  Now, listen, let me take a couple more hits here.
[04:43:02]  Let me drink this beer and we're going to do some raids.
[04:43:04]  Okay, people, I've got Derwicking giving me a place here.
[04:43:08]  He donated a $3 bill.
[04:43:10]  We're going to go ahead and try to fucking see what fucking he wants us to raid here.
[04:43:15]  And it better be some shit.
[04:43:16]  It better be worth it.
[04:43:17]  All right.
[04:43:18]  It better be worth it.
[04:43:19]  So give me about a couple of minutes and we're going to go ahead and do this.
[04:43:22]  All right.
[04:43:23]  And what now, Nathara?
[04:43:25]  822.
[04:43:26]  What now?
[04:43:27]  Oh, my God.
[04:43:28]  If you pour salt on it, it heals if you pick the scab.
[04:43:31]  It makes it worse.
[04:43:32]  Carpet baggler.
[04:43:33]  Oh, fuck off, asshole.
[04:43:35]  All right.
[04:43:35]  I understand that.
[04:43:36]  All right.
[04:43:37]  But you fucking people cut me every time that you fucking insult me, besmirch me, besmirch my family, besmirch my friends.
[04:43:46]  You know, I mean, besmirch my career, who I am as a person, for Christ's sake.
[04:43:50]  I mean, you fucking cut me every goddamn time, and it hurts.
[04:43:54]  It fucking hurts, man.
[04:43:56]  And I fucking have these scabs on my soul, and I fucking picked that fucking scab, man.
[04:44:03]  So just stop fucking insulting, man.
[04:44:04]  Serious.
[04:44:05]  Just leave me alone already.
[04:44:06]  I mean, I'm regretting even coming here on a Sunday when I missed a Saturday Night Troll show.
[04:44:13]  What the hell is this ghost White House review?
[04:44:16]  That better not be real!
[04:44:21]  You fucking dickheads!
[04:44:23]  That better not be real!
[04:44:24]  I'm into the show now!
[04:44:25]  Goddamn Pika lovers should get what happened in the world.
[04:44:28]  That better not be real!
[04:44:29]  I'm into the fucking show!
[04:44:31]  You fucking troll dickheads!
[04:44:34]  That better not be real!
[04:44:37]  You fucking asshole.
[04:44:39]  Whoever the fuck did that, man?
[04:44:41]  You know what?
[04:44:42]  I'm pressing full charges if they investigate your ass.
[04:44:46]  I'm pressing full fucking charges on you.
[04:44:49]  I hope the Secret Service goes to your fucking house.
[04:44:53]  I love President Trump.
[04:44:55]  Do you understand me?
[04:44:57]  I would follow President Trump into hell.
[04:45:00]  All right, you fucking assholes.
[04:45:05]  I would follow President Trump into hell, you fucking idiots, all right?
[04:45:09]  So for you people to be sitting here spreading these fucking slanderous lies on the internet, I'm fucking looking.
[04:45:14]  I'm gonna fucking look after you fucking idiots, all right?
[04:45:17]  I'll find your ass, all right?
[04:45:18]  I'll fucking find your ass.
[04:45:20]  And when I find your ass, I'm gonna send the fucking never mind.
[04:45:24]  Just shut up, just shut up.
[04:45:29]  It's fucking real.
[04:45:33]  Well, you know what?
[04:45:33]  I'm gonna end the fucking show if that's fucking real.
[04:45:36]  If that's what the fuck you people are gonna do to me, if that's what the fuck you people are gonna do to me, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[04:45:42]  Why the fuck should I even do this show?
[04:45:45]  If this is the kind of fucking bullshit that you people are gonna do, then why the fuck should I even do this show?
[04:45:53]  Seriously, man, serious if this is what the fuck y'all are gonna do to me, man.
[04:46:02]  Man, I'm tired, dude.
[04:46:07]  Oh, God.
[04:46:09]  I've got acid churning in my stomach, dude.
[04:46:13]  I've got acid churning in my stomach.
[04:46:15]  It's making me fucking belch, man.
[04:46:20]  I'm tired.
[04:46:20]  What?
[04:46:22]  Capitalist army equals terrorists.
[04:46:24]  Oh, my God.
[04:46:25]  Dude, don't you fucking even go there.
[04:46:27]  Do you understand that?
[04:46:29]  We're patriots.
[04:46:30]  That's what the capitalist army is.
[04:46:32]  We're fucking patriots, motherfucker.
[04:46:34]  We help get elect.
[04:46:36]  We help elect fucking Donald Trump.
[04:46:37]  Do y'all remember that shit?
[04:46:39]  Huh?
[04:46:40]  Y'all remember that shit?
[04:46:42]  Remember, Dox the Delegates, motherfucker?
[04:46:44]  Huh?
[04:46:45]  We doxed all the delegates of the GOP so they can make sure that they would make and honor the primary, even though they were thinking about fucking voting in somebody else at the convention.
[04:46:55]  Y'all remember that shit?
[04:46:57]  Huh?
[04:46:59]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:47:01]  It's fucking real.
[04:47:03]  Oh, my God.
[04:47:05]  You know what?
[04:47:05]  That better not be fucking real, you dickhead.
[04:47:07]  I'm telling you right now, if it's fucking real, I hope they have your fucking IP address, you fucking shit bag motherfucking turd burglar, dick cheese-having piece of shit.
[04:47:18]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:47:20]  It better not be for fuck's sake.
[04:47:22]  This better not be real.
[04:47:24]  In the field of local son of a bitch.
[04:47:30]  Ghost equals right-wing Osama.
[04:47:32]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:47:34]  Right-wing Osama?
[04:47:36]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:47:38]  Right-wing Osama.
[04:47:39]  What the fuck?
[04:47:42]  Oh my God, dude.
[04:47:43]  You guys are fucking dickheads, for Christ's sake.
[04:47:46]  You guys are fucking dickheads.
[04:47:48]  I'm looking.
[04:47:48]  Where is the fucking review?
[04:47:50]  I don't see it.
[04:47:52]  Where is it?
[04:47:52]  I don't fucking see it.
[04:47:56]  Where is this shit?
[04:47:57]  I don't see it.
[04:48:01]  Jesus Christ.
[04:48:03]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:48:05]  And let me tell you something.
[04:48:06]  You guys are pieces of shit for doing this if you did do it.

=== Right Wing Osama Ghost (12:46) ===

[04:48:09]  All right.
[04:48:11]  I don't see it.
[04:48:12]  Thank God you didn't do it.
[04:48:14]  Thank fucking God.
[04:48:15]  All right.
[04:48:15]  Thank fucking God.
[04:48:18]  I was looking.
[04:48:18]  I had to make sure that I didn't.
[04:48:20]  All right.
[04:48:20]  That's good.
[04:48:21]  All right.
[04:48:22]  Fucking go.
[04:48:22]  But page 29.
[04:48:25]  The fuck you talking about?
[04:48:26]  Page 29.
[04:48:30]  How the fuck do you get to page 29?
[04:48:32]  I ain't got time to be looking after all this bullshit.
[04:48:34]  These are long-ass reviews, for Christ's sake.
[04:48:39]  I ain't got time for this.
[04:48:40]  You know, I ain't got time for this, man.
[04:48:42]  All right, fuck off.
[04:48:43]  All right.
[04:48:44]  If you did do it, fuck you.
[04:48:45]  All right.
[04:48:45]  I ain't got time for that, man.
[04:48:46]  All right.
[04:48:49]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[04:48:52]  They're fucking making a mockery of me on the White House fucking Yelp page, man.
[04:48:59]  I would follow Donald Trump into hell, you assholes.
[04:49:03]  And for you people to fucking call me the right-wing Osama, dude, that hurts.
[04:49:07]  That fucking hurts me, dude.
[04:49:09]  All right, calling me the fucking right-wing Osama.
[04:49:12]  Are you fucking joking?
[04:49:13]  What?
[04:49:13]  This isn't.
[04:49:14]  Look, look, I know y'all are a bunch of trolls.
[04:49:16]  Y'all are a bunch of edge lords and all this other shit, but please stop, dude.
[04:49:21]  Seriously, please fucking stop.
[04:49:23]  All right?
[04:49:24]  I'm not fucking joking around.
[04:49:25]  If you don't stop, I'm getting the fuck out of here, right?
[04:49:30]  All right, let's see who the hell fucking Der Wicking wanted us to raid here, okay?
[04:49:35]  He said, raid this baguette.
[04:49:38]  So who the fuck are you wanting us to raid there, boy?
[04:49:41]  All right.
[04:49:41]  Who is this baguette that you're talking about there, you piece of trash?
[04:49:45]  Well, Derwicking's not a piece of trash, but you know, I find it funny that goddamn YouTube allows every YouTube allows everybody to monetize themselves except for ghost.
[04:50:02]  You know that anyway, take a look at this.
[04:50:08]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:50:09]  I'm just saying, hold on.
[04:50:10]  Ghost body count.
[04:50:12]  Oh, my God.
[04:50:13]  Charlottesville, New Zealand, Jersey City.
[04:50:16]  Ghost inspiring violence against Jews and Muslims.
[04:50:19]  Dude, you're shut the fuck up.
[04:50:21]  All right.
[04:50:22]  Go shut your ass.
[04:50:23]  Look, I want to show you modern-day America.
[04:50:26]  And y'all watch what you want to watch and then don't watch what you don't want to do.
[04:50:29]  There it is.
[04:50:30]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020 in this chat room, I'm giving them a shout out.
[04:50:35]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020 in this chat room, there's Pettus.
[04:50:39]  What's going on, Pettis?
[04:50:40]  He's going to hate the Trump 2020.
[04:50:42]  A video on the Nick Snatter.
[04:50:44]  Geralt Trump 2020.
[04:50:46]  Honestly, after seeing all these things, I don't want to.
[04:50:48]  Light son, what's up, dude?
[04:50:50]  Drama.
[04:50:51]  Sharia Ryu Ninja.
[04:50:53]  Bozo the Tard, 2012 fan.
[04:50:56]  Dark Me Magician.
[04:50:58]  Trump 2020.
[04:50:59]  Oh, yeah.
[04:51:00]  Tyler 229505.
[04:51:02]  Flaming Creator.
[04:51:03]  Trump 2020 is coming up.
[04:51:05]  God Eyes Magician.
[04:51:07]  Skull Mr. Der Wicking.
[04:51:09]  Tim McCrab.
[04:51:10]  Did somebody just let out the Trump?
[04:51:12]  The random commentator, Blake.
[04:51:14]  The Trump bus just got here.
[04:51:16]  What the fuck?
[04:51:16]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:18]  Can I moderate it?
[04:51:19]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:22]  I love Trump so much.
[04:51:23]  I'd suck it.
[04:51:24]  Fuck off, dude.
[04:51:25]  I would not.
[04:51:25]  I didn't say anything like that.
[04:51:27]  Look, this is modern-day America, folks.
[04:51:29]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:30]  My moderators, y'all.
[04:51:32]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:33]  My moderators.
[04:51:34]  Sophia Gross.
[04:51:35]  Wait, are you my friend?
[04:51:36]  What's up, Distellen?
[04:51:37]  What's up, dear Freckles?
[04:51:38]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:39]  What's up, Andromedia Wolf?
[04:51:41]  What's up?
[04:51:42]  What the fuck?
[04:51:44]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:46]  Hey, a pause hole or no pause hole.
[04:51:49]  Can we not talk about Trump up in this bitch?
[04:51:51]  I swear to God.
[04:51:52]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:53]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:54]  I'm Brittany, bitch.
[04:51:55]  I'm a fat fucking hambone bald but motherfucker that's got a beard but I'm Brittany I'm Brittany oh my god Emily no no no wait you get a range okay get a range get a range get a range no no no stop okay wait moderator there you go oh my god it's Brittany Keonce here we go it's Britney I'm sick of being there one oh my god Who finds this attractive?
[04:52:25]  If you're gay and you find this attractive, give me a break.
[04:52:27]  True, yeah.
[04:52:28]  Give me a break.
[04:52:29]  Fuck Covington.
[04:52:30]  I was so glad that his.
[04:52:31]  Look, I ain't trying to say it over here.
[04:52:33]  And, you know, if you support Trump, I'm not bashing you.
[04:52:36]  That's just, you know, I choose to not support him.
[04:52:41]  But.
[04:52:42]  Why is that?
[04:52:42]  I was so happy that Covington got his ass beat last night.
[04:52:47]  Oh, my God.
[04:52:48]  This is a millennial right here, folks.
[04:52:50]  You see?
[04:52:50]  Can I tell you guys, like, one real-feminist?
[04:52:54]  I'm not being negative.
[04:52:55]  Over-feminine fruit bowl, but tries to be masculine.
[04:52:58]  I'm just being real with y'all.
[04:53:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:53:01]  He's most likely going to win.
[04:53:02]  If you don't get impeached, he's most likely going to win.
[04:53:04]  Yeah, thanks, boy, George.
[04:53:05]  We really appreciate it.
[04:53:06]  Because Democrats ain't got a good enough candidate.
[04:53:09]  It's the saddest fucking thing.
[04:53:12]  And I understand.
[04:53:14]  Look.
[04:53:17]  Boy, George really let himself go.
[04:53:19]  That was a good one.
[04:53:20]  Oh, my God.
[04:53:22]  Give me a break.
[04:53:24]  Yeah, it's really sad, but I really do think that he's going to end up winning.
[04:53:27]  Yeah, well, at least this gay has come to the conclusions of reality here.
[04:53:32]  And listen, man, listen, listen.
[04:53:34]  I don't care if this guy is gay.
[04:53:35]  I said the same shit.
[04:53:36]  Yeah, it's sad.
[04:53:37]  It's really, really sad.
[04:53:38]  I don't care if this guy's gay, but this guy is trying to dress like a femme when he's a fat femme.
[04:53:45]  He's bald.
[04:53:45]  He's got lipstick.
[04:53:46]  This is not attractive, dude.
[04:53:48]  Oh, man.
[04:53:49]  This is not attractive.
[04:53:51]  In Gen Corporation, Hakaruka Takahashi's face.
[04:53:55]  Oh, dude, don't say that, dude.
[04:53:57]  That's not cool.
[04:54:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:01]  All right.
[04:54:02]  And look at Team Scare selling us out.
[04:54:04]  Yeah, I know.
[04:54:04]  He said that he wouldn't leave that.
[04:54:05]  Look at fucking Team Scare selling us out.
[04:54:07]  That's why this fucking asshole needs to get his fucking ass beat.
[04:54:10]  In the field of local live.
[04:54:12]  Oh, man.
[04:54:12]  And what is this?
[04:54:13]  Alamo Review.
[04:54:14]  By Thomas Alvin.
[04:54:16]  Every time I wheel past the Alamo, I spit on that waste of space.
[04:54:20]  My ancestor, the glorious Santa Hannah, killed those Texas rebuilders.
[04:54:24]  Bullshit!
[04:54:24]  I'm related to the Texas Martyrs, you asshole.
[04:54:28]  Demolish this is a bad thing.
[04:54:29]  I'm related to the Texas Martyrs.
[04:54:31]  That shit got me a little.
[04:54:32]  What the hell is this guy talking about?
[04:54:37]  Dude, this is horrible.
[04:54:39]  This is modern America, dude.
[04:54:41]  Minnie Pellet is way more pigmented than the large.
[04:54:43]  Somebody ask him if he's pause or neg.
[04:54:47]  Somebody ask him if he's paus or neg or if he's taking prep Travada.
[04:54:51]  Because he's obviously answering questions in the chat room.
[04:54:54]  But for real, girl, I'm a sitting over here like, what the fuck is that?
[04:54:58]  I mean, obviously he's looking at chat.
[04:55:00]  So.
[04:55:01]  Do you use Travada?
[04:55:02]  Are you a pause hole or a neg hole?
[04:55:07]  I'm like, I'm not a violent person, y'all.
[04:55:10]  Like, I'm really not a violent person.
[04:55:11]  I've been in, like, like, two fights in my life.
[04:55:16]  Like, literally.
[04:55:17]  Oh, my God.
[04:55:19]  Really, dude?
[04:55:19]  But I would just love to just beat the fuck up out of him.
[04:55:23]  I really, I was just.
[04:55:24]  Oh, my God.
[04:55:25]  Are you shitting me?
[04:55:26]  You know what?
[04:55:27]  Not even beat the fuck out of him.
[04:55:27]  Just sock him one time.
[04:55:28]  Just one time.
[04:55:29]  Somebody should call Secret Service on this idea.
[04:55:34]  One of the things I do.
[04:55:36]  I am a Pisces.
[04:55:39]  Are you a pause hole or neg hole?
[04:55:40]  Look at their fucking.
[04:55:42]  The mods are like.
[04:55:43]  Oh my God.
[04:55:45]  We're not going to let you ask that question, whether you're a pause hole or neg hole.
[04:55:49]  Is that a serious question or no?
[04:55:51]  Because I feel like you're just asking that because I'm gay.
[04:55:58]  How paused is your stankhole?
[04:56:05]  Damn, the haters are on here tonight.
[04:56:08]  Oh, hold on, but bring back the funny one, though.
[04:56:11]  Bring back the funny one.
[04:56:14]  The funny one who said, Boy, George, let himself go.
[04:56:17]  Because at least he's funny.
[04:56:18]  Like, make me laugh with your hate.
[04:56:20]  Is this guy Mexican as well?
[04:56:22]  I can hear a little Mexican twang in his voice.
[04:56:24]  But no, though, because my femme Mexican play and I cut too much.
[04:56:29]  I can't use Mac.
[04:56:31]  Any other suggestions for concerts?
[04:56:33]  Oh, that's a really long-wearing condition.
[04:56:37]  Oh, maybe the Maybelline Superstay?
[04:56:38]  The Maybelline 24-Hour Superstay?
[04:56:41]  You know, this is sad.
[04:56:43]  You know, this is what happens to his spandex when they're like second or third generation in America.
[04:56:48]  They are really strong ass troll.
[04:56:52]  Bitch, if you're going to come up on here and you're clearly judging based upon my appearance that I'm gay as fuck, at least make some funny ass fucking comments, bitch.
[04:56:59]  Like, what the fuck?
[04:57:02]  Got hair?
[04:57:03]  Somebody asking that.
[04:57:04]  God hair person.
[04:57:05]  No sense of humor.
[04:57:06]  People got hair.
[04:57:07]  Sense of humor get on my fucking nerves.
[04:57:10]  Like, no.
[04:57:12]  I went on some dates before.
[04:57:14]  A pause hole.
[04:57:15]  You don't even want to know what a pause hole is.
[04:57:16]  Like, honestly, girl, like, straight up, you don't even want to know.
[04:57:18]  This one is just.
[04:57:19]  Yeah, he knows.
[04:57:21]  He knows what a pause hole is.
[04:57:23]  Look at that.
[04:57:24]  He knows.
[04:57:25]  But got hair.
[04:57:28]  Pause.
[04:57:28]  Yeah, would you like to see?
[04:57:32]  I got nipple hair too.
[04:57:33]  You want to see that?
[04:57:34]  No, man.
[04:57:35]  The fuck.
[04:57:36]  In the field of local live hauls.
[04:57:38]  There's Grunt OC.
[04:57:39]  What up, dude?
[04:57:40]  Hey, ghost.
[04:57:40]  I'm late tonight, but just wanted to drop by and say hi.
[04:57:45]  No, I'm usually a rule, but like a lot of Trump supporters are hardman.
[04:57:54]  Cheers.
[04:57:54]  Hey, cheers to you, man.
[04:57:56]  Good luck to you, and I hope that you're successful at your endeavor, dude.
[04:57:59]  Cheers to OG Grunt C. Or Grunt OC, I should say.
[04:58:03]  Oh, my God.
[04:58:05]  Girl, why are you asking what's a pause hole still?
[04:58:09]  Oh, my God.
[04:58:10]  The chicken that's his mod doesn't know what a pause hole is.
[04:58:14]  She doesn't know what a pause hole is.
[04:58:16]  Yeah, bro dog.
[04:58:18]  I use Truvada.
[04:58:18]  Well, your dad's fucking me.
[04:58:20]  Oh, yeah.
[04:58:22]  He knows Truvada.
[04:58:25]  I use Shakespeare's.
[04:58:26]  Truvada is an anti-medication.
[04:58:30]  All of them who are coming up on here saying that is they're trying to be funny and make Mexican coming out of this guy.
[04:58:44]  Anyone who's coming up on here saying that shit is they're just a whole bunch of fag haters.
[04:58:50]  I know.
[04:58:50]  I was like, you know what's so crazy?
[04:58:52]  It's just kind of like, I don't know where that hate train like.
[04:58:57]  I mean, Loki, I'm for it, though.
[04:58:58]  There's no hate train.
[04:59:00]  We're asking questions.
[04:59:01]  You should see the comments.
[04:59:02]  There's no hate train.
[04:59:03]  We're just asking a few questions.
[04:59:05]  And I was like, Loki, they funny as fuck.
[04:59:08]  I was like, that shit is like really funny.
[04:59:10]  We're just asking you a few questions.
[04:59:12]  Just so loose as soon as you fart shit comes out.
[04:59:14]  I'm like, bitch, how'd you know?
[04:59:16]  You are so right.
[04:59:19]  Oh, God damn.
[04:59:20]  Trump got the racists and the homophobes popping out the wood.
[04:59:23]  We're for real.
[04:59:25]  He like for real.
[04:59:30]  Bro, get the fuck with those dumbass HIV comments.
[04:59:33]  Are they still talking about HIV?
[04:59:34]  Like, how stupid are you to think that every gay person has HIV?
[04:59:40]  Statistics.
[04:59:41]  Just statistics, Grinder.
[04:59:43]  You know, the old Craigslist?
[04:59:51]  No, let's listen to you, but you understand me.
[04:59:53]  11%.
[04:59:55]  White watch as fuck.
[04:59:59]  It's hard out here for people of color.
[05:00:02]  It's hard out here for any minority girl.
[05:00:05]  Oh, it's hard out here for minorities.
[05:00:11]  Aww.
[05:00:12]  For real, that's what I said too, Kiance.
[05:00:16]  Oh, there's a lot of bad guy.
[05:00:18]  Let me fucking cry a river.
[05:00:20]  Let me fucking play the smallest violin ever.
[05:00:23]  You miss Texas dealing with all these racist folks.
[05:00:29]  Girl, you got me fucked up.
[05:00:30]  All right, I've had about enough of this disgusting pause fat them.
[05:00:35]  I've had about enough of this.
[05:00:37]  Jesus Christ.
[05:00:39]  I low-key want to do drag cell makeup and go get Chaco Ball and just freak out my small town peeps.
[05:00:44]  That would be fun as buzz.
[05:00:46]  All right.
[05:00:46]  I'm done with this.
[05:00:47]  Damn, Argyll.
[05:00:48]  I'm done with this guy.
[05:00:49]  No, I am terrible.
[05:00:51]  I can't even draw.
[05:00:52]  Oh, my God.
[05:00:53]  I can't do this anymore, dude.

=== Liquefied Cheetos Story (14:30) ===

[05:00:55]  You know what?
[05:00:55]  You know what I dislike the most?
[05:00:57]  Listen, I don't care what you do for a living, okay?
[05:01:01]  I don't care what you do in your personal life.
[05:01:03]  You know, so long as you're not infringing upon the freedoms of other people, I don't care if you're gay.
[05:01:08]  I don't care if you're, I don't care what you're doing.
[05:01:10]  As long as it's legal and you're not infringing on the rights of everybody.
[05:01:14]  Or anybody, I should say.
[05:01:16]  But I just, from personal, my personal perspective, I don't like fat femmes.
[05:01:24]  All right.
[05:01:25]  I don't like fat femmes because it's a put-on.
[05:01:28]  It's a fucking put-on.
[05:01:29]  Did you hear this guy?
[05:01:30]  He's like, oh my God, I'm going to act like feminine, even though I'm like an overweight bald fuck and I've got more hair on my back than I do on my fucking head.
[05:01:42]  And, you know, yeah, bitch.
[05:01:45]  This is how I'm doing it.
[05:01:47]  You know, I'm a fucking, I'm a fat femme, you know, and everybody just has to deal with it.
[05:01:52]  You know, fucking hate that shit, dude.
[05:01:55]  I hate that shit.
[05:01:55]  Let's look for somebody else who's live.
[05:01:57]  Let's see if we can find anybody else who's live out here, okay?
[05:02:00]  All right, we're taking a look and see if there's anybody else live out here.
[05:02:05]  Let's see what we got.
[05:02:06]  All right, let's see what we got.
[05:02:09]  We got any live streams here?
[05:02:11]  We got any webcam streams?
[05:02:13]  We got mobile streams.
[05:02:17]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:02:20]  Oh, my God, dude.
[05:02:21]  There ain't nobody.
[05:02:22]  There's nobody online, dude.
[05:02:24]  Everybody's gone.
[05:02:26]  Everybody's fucking gone.
[05:02:27]  Everybody's fucking asleep.
[05:02:29]  We've got people from other countries, for Christ's sake.
[05:02:32]  Hold on, let me see.
[05:02:33]  Let me see if we're fucking if there's any other streamers online.
[05:02:37]  No, that motherfucker ain't online.
[05:02:40]  All right, let me, I'm looking for another raid.
[05:02:42]  Everybody calm their asses down here.
[05:02:44]  All right, I'm looking for another raid.
[05:02:46]  Unfortunately, it looks like everybody is turning their shit off.
[05:02:49]  Nobody's live.
[05:02:50]  Well, Chicken Andy's live.
[05:02:52]  Oh, no, put the PC shot on.
[05:02:54]  Chicken Andy's live.
[05:02:56]  But I think that he's just walking around Las Vegas like a butt monkey with a couple of chicks.
[05:03:02]  Chance to win $10.
[05:03:03]  Nope.
[05:03:04]  Chance to win.
[05:03:05]  Chance to win?
[05:03:07]  Okay.
[05:03:09]  I don't like chicken Andy.
[05:03:11]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:03:11]  I think he's a fucking tryhard 20-year-old fucking pips.
[05:03:14]  Chance to win $10.
[05:03:16]  I'm really surprised he hasn't gotten his ass whooped yet.
[05:03:18]  But, you know, it is what it is.
[05:03:19]  The guy's like, who the fuck wants $10?
[05:03:22]  Hey, what up, Flaming Creations?
[05:03:24]  And who the fuck?
[05:03:25]  Are you just by yourself, dude?
[05:03:27]  Why don't you go hang out with the other fucking streamers?
[05:03:29]  This guy wants me to whip out the fucking bills.
[05:03:32]  Hey, what up, On Eyes Magician?
[05:03:34]  What up, Quetzal Quaddle?
[05:03:37]  People aren't trying to like the fucking tens.
[05:03:38]  They want the fucking 20s.
[05:03:39]  They want the fucking fat bills, bro.
[05:03:41]  Oh, jeez.
[05:03:43]  Christ.
[05:03:43]  What up, Pettis?
[05:03:44]  Well, Pettis is an idiot.
[05:03:45]  $20 on deck.
[05:03:46]  What up, girl?
[05:03:47]  Let's fucking write this shit.
[05:03:51]  All right.
[05:03:51]  I am lost, actually.
[05:03:52]  All right, this guy's stupid.
[05:03:53]  All right.
[05:03:54]  He's walking around like a fucking butt monkey.
[05:03:56]  Never mind.
[05:03:57]  Never mind.
[05:03:58]  All right, let's see.
[05:03:59]  Is that bitch Corinne on?
[05:04:01]  Is that bitch Corinne on?
[05:04:03]  Is she live?
[05:04:03]  No, she's not even live.
[05:04:04]  Look at this, bro.
[05:04:05]  Nobody's live.
[05:04:07]  Nobody's fucking live for Christ's sake, man.
[05:04:10]  What about Bajoran?
[05:04:11]  Is Bajoran live?
[05:04:13]  I don't know.
[05:04:14]  For some reason, I can't find Bajoran live.
[05:04:16]  Or I haven't been able to capture Bajoran live for Christ's sake.
[05:04:19]  Raid this.
[05:04:21]  Raid this.
[05:04:23]  All right, let me see.
[05:04:23]  Let's see what this is.
[05:04:24]  All right.
[05:04:25]  It better not be some stupid shit.
[05:04:27]  I'll tell you that.
[05:04:28]  All right.
[05:04:28]  Let's see what this is.
[05:04:29]  This was requested by somebody here.
[05:04:31]  And what the hell is this?
[05:04:33]  You fucking assholes.
[05:04:36]  The fucking Home Depot.
[05:04:37]  And what the fuck?
[05:04:38]  The pet Mexican, John Conquest, Thomas.
[05:04:43]  Fuck off, dude.
[05:04:44]  All right.
[05:04:46]  All right.
[05:04:46]  Fuck off, man.
[05:04:47]  Seriously, you guys are dicks, man.
[05:04:50]  You guys are the biggest fucking dicks on the internet.
[05:04:52]  Everybody has told me that I've got the most toxic fucking community on the internet.
[05:04:59]  And fuck off, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[05:05:01]  I'm not going to give you a fucking shout out because you put Trump 2020.
[05:05:04]  This is the fucking Home Depot shit.
[05:05:08]  Oh my God.
[05:05:10]  Somebody said I'd listen to this while I beat my kids.
[05:05:14]  Dude, Jesus Christ.
[05:05:16]  And look, there's fruity ass Nefaria, Nefara822.
[05:05:21]  There's Blake, Flaming Creations, Tim McCrab, Quetzaquadl.
[05:05:27]  What's going on, Odd Eyes Magician?
[05:05:28]  Aesthetic.
[05:05:29]  There's Aesthetics ass.
[05:05:32]  Jesus Christ.
[05:05:34]  And we got Tyler 22 5 9 0 5 fucking I'm a machine.
[05:05:39]  Seriously, Samsung.
[05:05:42]  All right, look, this is a dumb fucking.
[05:05:44]  Look, look.
[05:05:45]  I don't know why you guys are fixated on this dude.
[05:05:47]  What's up, Dear Freckles?
[05:05:49]  I don't know why y'all are fixated.
[05:05:50]  There's Puka, dude.
[05:05:51]  I haven't seen Puka dude in a minute.
[05:05:53]  What's up, Chris Johnson?
[05:05:55]  What's up, Coaster?
[05:05:55]  What's up, fucking Pettis?
[05:05:57]  Fuck you.
[05:05:59]  It's Jake B. Chandler.
[05:06:02]  All right.
[05:06:03]  I don't understand what your fixation on this fucking stupid channel, dude.
[05:06:06]  It's the goddamn fucking Home Depot theme song 24 hours a day.
[05:06:12]  24 fucking hours a day, dude.
[05:06:16]  All right, it looks like we're not going to have any streams to raid here.
[05:06:20]  And I'm really surprised because these motherfuckers that are out here that are, you know, supposed to be streamers, not streaming as much.
[05:06:27]  You fucking people are coming at me for not streaming.
[05:06:31]  You know what I mean?
[05:06:31]  These fucking, these are fucking streamers supposed to be doing this shit every day.
[05:06:34]  They're not even doing it.
[05:06:36]  All right.
[05:06:37]  What's going on, Fat Man1945?
[05:06:39]  What's up, dude?
[05:06:40]  Hollywood Hulk Hogan in the house.
[05:06:43]  Juicy Giblet.
[05:06:46]  And Skull Mr. This is your jam?
[05:06:48]  Is this your fucking jam?
[05:06:49]  Yeah, fuck off.
[05:06:50]  All right.
[05:06:52]  Jesus Christ.
[05:06:53]  It's 1.45 in the morning over here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[05:06:59]  And, you know, it's a shame that nobody's online, man.
[05:07:02]  Come on, Maine, is all I got to say.
[05:07:04]  Come on, Maine.
[05:07:07]  You're my drink.
[05:07:13]  All right.
[05:07:16]  All right.
[05:07:17]  Who else do we have?
[05:07:18]  Do we have anybody else to raid here, dude?
[05:07:20]  Seriously.
[05:07:23]  I mean, this is horrible.
[05:07:25]  This is fucking horrible, for Christ's sake.
[05:07:27]  What up, Jared Kahn?
[05:07:30]  I mean, dude, seriously, this is fucking horrible.
[05:07:32]  This is all that's available to be fucking raiding out here.
[05:07:36]  Let me try one more.
[05:07:37]  All right.
[05:07:37]  Let me try one more, okay?
[05:07:40]  Let me see if I can find somebody, one Mo Gin, all right?
[05:07:43]  And see if we can fucking do something up in here.
[05:07:45]  Jesus Christ.
[05:07:48]  All right, what do we have here?
[05:07:49]  Let me see if I can look for somebody who's live right now.
[05:07:52]  We can have a decent fucking raid going on here.
[05:07:55]  All right.
[05:07:56]  Oh, good God.
[05:07:57]  That was horrible.
[05:07:59]  Oh, that was a bad burp right there, folks.
[05:08:02]  It's those silent burps that are the worst, dude.
[05:08:04]  It's like, here comes the acid.
[05:08:08]  Anyway, let me see what kind of people we have online here that we can, I don't know, who is this?
[05:08:14]  Crystal Marie Eats.
[05:08:16]  What the fuck is this?
[05:08:18]  They're my mods.
[05:08:19]  I just made them mods right now.
[05:08:21]  I didn't know they weren't.
[05:08:22]  Who the hell is this?
[05:08:26]  What is this bitch doing?
[05:08:30]  I thought you guys were mods the whole fucking time.
[05:08:33]  Ghost Granny shooting Jersey.
[05:08:35]  Dude, shut up about me or anybody in my family shooting Jersey.
[05:08:39]  You already know we gotta go.
[05:08:42]  I know.
[05:08:42]  I'm surprised you're away.
[05:08:44]  Hey, what up, Flaming Creations?
[05:08:46]  X-Tina?
[05:08:47]  Trump 2020.
[05:08:48]  Damn right, Trump 2020, baby.
[05:08:50]  No, Kanye 2020.
[05:08:52]  Hot eyes, magician, pettis in the house.
[05:08:54]  Come on, guys.
[05:08:56]  We don't discuss that.
[05:08:57]  Dude, look at her crack guard.
[05:08:59]  Look at her crack grill, dude.
[05:09:01]  Can any of my mods grill?
[05:09:05]  What's up, Johnny Conquest?
[05:09:07]  What up, Zahiria?
[05:09:10]  What up, dear Freckles?
[05:09:12]  What up, 2012 fans?
[05:09:14]  Fucking people coming from.
[05:09:16]  Hey, we're Trump supporters.
[05:09:18]  You understand?
[05:09:18]  Trump 2020.
[05:09:19]  What's up, Skullman?
[05:09:21]  I'm off.
[05:09:22]  The house to work.
[05:09:23]  Oh.
[05:09:24]  DeAndromedia Wolf.
[05:09:25]  What's up, dude?
[05:09:27]  Jared Kahn.
[05:09:28]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:29]  Chris Johnson.
[05:09:30]  Come out at night, these motherfuckers.
[05:09:32]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:33]  Tell her to eat something.
[05:09:34]  Somebody tell her to eat something.
[05:09:36]  What's up, Belucifer?
[05:09:37]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:37]  Pan Hanzo.
[05:09:39]  Nafara 822.
[05:09:41]  Somebody tell her to eat something.
[05:09:43]  No, I like my teeth like this, and I like being fat.
[05:09:46]  What is this?
[05:09:47]  Hold on just a second.
[05:09:48]  Why did you donate to Chicken Andy Stream?
[05:09:51]  What you said was really disappointing.
[05:09:53]  What are you talking about?
[05:09:54]  I didn't donate to fucking Chicken Andy Stream.
[05:09:57]  What are you talking about?
[05:09:58]  I donated to Captain Content Stream.
[05:10:01]  But I never donated a Chicken Andy.
[05:10:03]  Look at that cracked guard.
[05:10:04]  Do I have any more mods in here?
[05:10:07]  The fuck is it?
[05:10:08]  Can you eat something?
[05:10:09]  Thank you for.
[05:10:09]  Look at Belucifer.
[05:10:10]  Can you eat something?
[05:10:15]  Oh, my God.
[05:10:16]  This bitch has got tattoos on her fucking hands.
[05:10:18]  I don't care, I just, I want to see my people, not trolls.
[05:10:27]  Uh-oh, your people.
[05:10:28]  Oh, my God.
[05:10:29]  Your people.
[05:10:31]  Here comes the haters.
[05:10:32]  Like, come on.
[05:10:33]  I need my mods to.
[05:10:35]  Can you eat something?
[05:10:36]  She's eating something.
[05:10:37]  There it is.
[05:10:37]  Is she eating something?
[05:10:42]  We're trolls.
[05:10:43]  That's what's wrong.
[05:10:44]  Oh, my God.
[05:10:45]  Oh, my gosh.
[05:10:46]  Hey, look at this fat loser.
[05:10:47]  Why don't you just keep going, dude?
[05:10:49]  You've got people watching you.
[05:10:52]  Why don't you keep going?
[05:10:53]  Do your fucking thing.
[05:10:54]  They're showing the vibe, though.
[05:10:55]  Killing what vibe?
[05:10:57]  You only had like fucking 70 people in here fucking kissing your fat ass.
[05:11:01]  What are you talking about?
[05:11:03]  Right?
[05:11:03]  Fuck him.
[05:11:04]  I don't even care.
[05:11:06]  Hey, what is this?
[05:11:07]  Is this liquefied Cheetos?
[05:11:09]  Why don't you guys fuck in?
[05:11:10]  Is she drinking liquefied Cheetos?
[05:11:12]  What the fuck is that shit?
[05:11:14]  This was a live dope till the trolls came in, right?
[05:11:17]  Fuck you, bitches left and right.
[05:11:21]  Oh my gosh.
[05:11:22]  Is she fucking listening to Tupac?
[05:11:24]  Your beautiful girl screws them haters.
[05:11:26]  They're your personality.
[05:11:28]  Is she listening to Tupac Chicot?
[05:11:30]  What do we have to do here now?
[05:11:32]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:35]  Inner Circles Jersey Chihuahua.
[05:11:37]  Can you fuck off with the Jersey shit?
[05:11:40]  We had nothing to do with it.
[05:11:41]  I had nothing to do with it.
[05:11:43]  Shut up!
[05:11:46]  Yes, this is my Friday.
[05:11:47]  Well, this is my Saturday, so it's Saturday and then Sunday.
[05:11:53]  I said it was popping, and that's what matters.
[05:11:55]  Thank you, thank you, Lacey.
[05:11:57]  I mean, isn't it fucking fucked up how fucking somebody's stupid ego can be inflated just by getting on the internet and being like, hi, look at me, look at what I'm doing.
[05:12:08]  Yay!
[05:12:09]  I've got 70 fucking losers that are just as fat and pathetic as me that are listening to me.
[05:12:14]  They're killing the vibes.
[05:12:20]  Thank you, Leslie.
[05:12:21]  Thank you.
[05:12:22]  Jesus Christ.
[05:12:23]  Thank you, she got a pity $2.
[05:12:26]  And let me tell you, for a super chat, she's going to get like maybe 90 cents of that.
[05:12:31]  If I get it, maybe 70 cents of that.
[05:12:33]  I'm not even shitting.
[05:12:34]  I'm not even shitting you, dude.
[05:12:35]  yeah I want to read my subscribers comments not these fucking trolls Oh, is that liquefied Cheetos?
[05:12:52]  Dude, Tupac is old, dude.
[05:12:54]  I mean, you're showing your age, bitch.
[05:12:57]  Thank you, Amanda.
[05:13:03]  No.
[05:13:04]  I'm from California.
[05:13:08]  Oh, my God, dude.
[05:13:09]  This is fucking.
[05:13:10]  What is this?
[05:13:13]  Who the fuck donated that?
[05:13:16]  Thank you.
[05:13:17]  Who the fuck donated that shit?
[05:13:19]  Liquid Cheetos?
[05:13:20]  Yeah.
[05:13:21]  Mixed with Samantheca.
[05:13:24]  Who the fuck donated that shit?
[05:13:27]  What's up from Hawaii?
[05:13:29]  Hi, Haley.
[05:13:31]  Is that how you pronounce your name?
[05:13:34]  Oh, my God.
[05:13:36]  To be honest, how much did the fingertips hurt one to ten?
[05:13:41]  They were so painful.
[05:13:44]  You know what, Keem Scares?
[05:13:45]  If you keep fucking selling us out, I'm going to make sure that you fucking just watch what happens, you fucking dickhead.
[05:13:52]  Jeffrey Star Killer Palette.
[05:13:56]  You keep selling us out.
[05:13:57]  I'm going to sell you out, you fucking idiot.
[05:13:59]  It's okay.
[05:14:01]  What is this?
[05:14:01]  What?
[05:14:02]  What is this?
[05:14:05]  By Thomas Alvin.
[05:14:06]  This country was founded on the Jewish Holocaust live.
[05:14:09]  Aw, dude, you better not have done that, dude.
[05:14:11]  I'm not fucking around.
[05:14:12]  God damn it.
[05:14:12]  I wish Six Mil did get gassed.
[05:14:14]  All right, dude.
[05:14:15]  If y'all are doing that, Ghost Israel review, you guys are pieces of shit.
[05:14:20]  You guys are pieces of shit if you did this, man.
[05:14:23]  I'm not fucking joking around.
[05:14:25]  And by the way, if you're a friend of Keem Scares, this is the kind of fucking pip squeak, fucking no ball having voice, wannabe fucking puff guy from fucking East Coast shit that you have around here.
[05:14:37]  I'm so fucking shit.
[05:14:38]  Some fucking sellout piece of shit.
[05:14:40]  Have you gotten a shame palette?
[05:14:41]  Yes.
[05:14:41]  I'm done with this bad.
[05:14:42]  I'm done with this fat bitch.
[05:14:44]  And actually, didn't forget one.
[05:14:45]  I'm done with this fat bitch.
[05:14:46]  Get your fucking teeth fixed, bitch.
[05:14:48]  All right.
[05:14:48]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:14:50]  Drinking liquefied Cheetos and shit.
[05:14:52]  All right.
[05:14:53]  I'm done, man.
[05:14:55]  What's up, Fat Man 1945?
[05:14:57]  How you doing, dude?
[05:15:00]  Jesus Christ.
[05:15:01]  All right.
[05:15:02]  One more.
[05:15:02]  All right.
[05:15:05]  One more.
[05:15:05]  And by the way, I don't drink Dosekis, dude.
[05:15:08]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:15:09]  If I drank Dose Eckies, I would never fucking get drunk.
[05:15:12]  Ever.
[05:15:13]  Because that's Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss.
[05:15:16]  And it's not even worth drinking.
[05:15:18]  I could probably drink about fucking four 12-packs of that and not even get drunk.
[05:15:21]  So I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

=== Done With Fat Bitch (15:24) ===

[05:15:26]  Okay?
[05:15:28]  Jesus Christ.
[05:15:29]  Who else do we have here?
[05:15:34]  I mean, dude, is there anybody here?
[05:15:37]  What is this?
[05:15:38]  Dirt wicking.
[05:15:41]  Keen Scarce, the first rule of Ghost Club is: you don't talk about ghost club snitches, get stitches.
[05:15:47]  Are you eyeball fucking me whitefish?
[05:15:51]  He probably is, dude, by the femininity of his fucking voice, for Christ's sake, all right?
[05:15:56]  And wait a minute, hold on, is this gay black twins?
[05:15:59]  We're carving.
[05:16:01]  Hold on, I gotta, I gotta listen to a Caravana commercial.
[05:16:03]  Hold on just a second.
[05:16:04]  Are these gay black twins?
[05:16:07]  Hold on a second.
[05:16:08]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:09]  Take a look at this.
[05:16:11]  Take a look at this, dude.
[05:16:15]  Take a look at that.
[05:16:17]  First of all, let me say you can accuse me of all the things.
[05:16:24]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:25]  No.
[05:16:25]  You know that you are.
[05:16:26]  He thinks he actually has talent to sing.
[05:16:29]  Here, I'm going to outsing his ass.
[05:16:31]  I'll outsing your ass.
[05:16:32]  That's Christmas, God.
[05:16:35]  I gave you my heart.
[05:16:36]  And the very next day.
[05:16:38]  What's up, Pettis?
[05:16:40]  Oh, he's starting to see the Trump 2020s.
[05:16:42]  What's up, Flaming Creations?
[05:16:43]  What's up, Quetza Quaddle?
[05:16:45]  He doesn't like that Trump 2020 shit.
[05:16:48]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:49]  Who said Trump 2020?
[05:16:51]  There is no Stormfront ghost.
[05:16:52]  Who said Trump 2020?
[05:16:54]  Oh, no, what?
[05:16:54]  What?
[05:16:55]  Right.
[05:16:55]  Thank you.
[05:16:56]  Message deleted.
[05:16:57]  Thank you, Cami P.
[05:16:58]  Oh, John Conquest.
[05:17:02]  Geralt, what's going on?
[05:17:04]  The Andromeda Wolf.
[05:17:06]  What's up, Flouder8?
[05:17:10]  Quetzaquadle.
[05:17:12]  He doesn't like that.
[05:17:12]  Chris Johnson coaster in the house.
[05:17:16]  Look at all that.
[05:17:17]  Puka dude.
[05:17:18]  A random commenter.
[05:17:21]  He doesn't like Trump 2020.
[05:17:23]  What are you talking about?
[05:17:24]  Trump.
[05:17:25]  2020.
[05:17:26]  What are you talking about to Trump 2020?
[05:17:29]  What are you talking about there, huh?
[05:17:34]  What up, D-Money?
[05:17:35]  Look, he's getting shocked.
[05:17:37]  Who are these people up in here?
[05:17:38]  He's in shock.
[05:17:42]  He's in shock.
[05:17:43]  Suck duck for quack.
[05:17:45]  What is happening?
[05:17:47]  What is happening?
[05:17:48]  What are the men that's what's happening?
[05:17:52]  What is happening?
[05:17:53]  What's up, Han Hanzo?
[05:17:58]  I got to hear this reaction.
[05:18:00]  He's in shock.
[05:18:01]  Look at him.
[05:18:04]  What is happening here?
[05:18:05]  I was just gay as they flew in the wind in the air.
[05:18:10]  And here I am now.
[05:18:11]  I am getting Trump 2020 being spammed in my chat.
[05:18:14]  Nathan, we got to go.
[05:18:16]  Oh, he's going to end off.
[05:18:18]  Come on.
[05:18:19]  We're just saying Trump 2020.
[05:18:21]  Army, we got to go.
[05:18:22]  Oh, come on.
[05:18:24]  It's not working.
[05:18:25]  Oh, boo.
[05:18:30]  The signal is corrupted.
[05:18:32]  Oh, my God.
[05:18:34]  We got to go.
[05:18:36]  You like Trump?
[05:18:37]  Trump 2020, Biet.
[05:18:40]  Trump 2020, BH.
[05:18:46]  He's in shock.
[05:18:47]  Look at him.
[05:18:47]  He's in shock.
[05:18:48]  He can't get it.
[05:18:49]  What's up, Spermy the Moth?
[05:18:52]  What's going on, Phantom Thief, Joker?
[05:18:54]  And what is it?
[05:18:55]  My friend Thomas.
[05:18:57]  No, I just paused.
[05:18:58]  For a very long period.
[05:19:00]  My friend Thomas Albin says you're hot.
[05:19:02]  Guys, I'm kind of getting tired.
[05:19:03]  And they are doing too much with this Trump thing in here.
[05:19:07]  Oh, we have to get up tomorrow.
[05:19:09]  Oh, I'm getting tired because they're doing that.
[05:19:12]  They say the Trump thing.
[05:19:14]  I'm getting tired.
[05:19:16]  Thank you.
[05:19:21]  Guys, I'm so blind.
[05:19:22]  Don't say that.
[05:19:22]  Thank you, 11B Grunt.
[05:19:25]  My friend Thomas Albin says you are hot.
[05:19:28]  You fucking.
[05:19:29]  Okay.
[05:19:29]  You fucking dickhead.
[05:19:30]  I'm blissing.
[05:19:31]  You fucking dickhead.
[05:19:32]  Look at him.
[05:19:33]  Thank you.
[05:19:33]  He's acting like it's Brittany, bitch.
[05:19:35]  Look at this fucker.
[05:19:37]  Guys, I'm about to go.
[05:19:39]  I'm ready to lay down.
[05:19:40]  I'm ready to relax.
[05:19:42]  And have a nice sleep.
[05:19:47]  Because as you can see.
[05:19:48]  I'm a machine.
[05:19:48]  What's up, Derwicking?
[05:19:50]  What's up?
[05:19:51]  And who's on Nathan Names?
[05:19:55]  Demarcus Leibowitz.
[05:19:56]  What's up, dude?
[05:20:04]  Oh my God.
[05:20:05]  This guy's getting triggered as hell.
[05:20:06]  Look at him.
[05:20:07]  He can't stand it.
[05:20:08]  He's like, why are we seeing the Trump 2020?
[05:20:14]  And fuck Keemscares, by the way.
[05:20:16]  I'm going to release his number on Ghost.Reports since he's a fucking dickhead. Craig is dropping off his kids.
[05:20:27]  Gay and proud.
[05:20:29]  Your point?
[05:20:30]  Gay and proud.
[05:20:31]  Your point?
[05:20:32]  I don't know. I've been gay. Therefore...
[05:20:45]  I mean, this is what people do.
[05:20:47]  Is this what people do on live streams?
[05:20:50]  Therefore.
[05:20:51]  This is what people do on live streams, dude.
[05:21:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:21:00]  It's Brittany, bitch.
[05:21:03]  It's Britney, bitch.
[05:21:06]  Anyways, guys.
[05:21:10]  He can't read.
[05:21:12]  He's done.
[05:21:12]  Look at him.
[05:21:13]  He's done.
[05:21:13]  I'm done.
[05:21:14]  Oh, what's up?
[05:21:17]  Fucking fuck you.
[05:21:19]  Team scares.
[05:21:19]  I hope you get cancer of the cock.
[05:21:24]  Craig, you coming back or nah?
[05:21:28]  Um, this shitty body girl.
[05:21:36]  Shitty batty, are you coming back or not?
[05:21:41]  He's getting so triggered.
[05:21:43]  Look at him.
[05:21:46]  He's getting so triggered just by Trump 2020.
[05:21:49]  That's the beautiful part about this trolling because we're not saying anything bad.
[05:21:53]  We're just saying Trump 2020.
[05:21:55]  That's it.
[05:21:57]  And that's it.
[05:21:57]  That's all we're doing.
[05:21:58]  What the fuck's so wrong about that shit?
[05:22:03]  I mean, this just goes to show you how triggered these people get when they fucking see Trump in the fucking house.
[05:22:13]  Look at this guy.
[05:22:14]  Look at him.
[05:22:15]  I do know.
[05:22:16]  I don't know what's going on.
[05:22:20]  What's up, Pettis?
[05:22:25]  I'm really getting tired, though, guys.
[05:22:27]  Oh, I'm really getting tired.
[05:22:30]  I was being praised by everybody here, and they were telling me that I was Britney bitch.
[05:22:35]  And now I'm getting tired because I'm seeing Trump 2020 in the chat room.
[05:22:39]  And it's not fair.
[05:22:41]  It's not fair.
[05:22:42]  I'm different.
[05:22:43]  It's not fair.
[05:22:50]  I'm done with this idiot.
[05:22:51]  This guy's just fucking sitting around.
[05:22:53]  I mean, what's really bothering me is black folks that dye their hair blonde.
[05:22:58]  All right?
[05:22:59]  That's what really bothers me.
[05:23:00]  All right.
[05:23:01]  What the fuck is this?
[05:23:02]  Alexander Resurrection.
[05:23:04]  Stop donating this freak.
[05:23:08]  And he deleted the message.
[05:23:10]  They deleted the fucking message that was donated.
[05:23:14]  Can you believe that?
[05:23:15]  They deleted the message that was donated.
[05:23:19]  I'm done with that message of Oliver.
[05:23:22]  Oh, my God.
[05:23:25]  I mean, what kind of a fucking drag queen, fucking gay are you?
[05:23:29]  I'm waiting for Quick to come back.
[05:23:32]  I mean, pretend this is a drag show and you just fucking had a couple of bucks thrown at your ass.
[05:23:38]  I don't like it.
[05:23:39]  Why y'all telling me to log out?
[05:23:42]  Why?
[05:23:43]  What's happening?
[05:23:44]  Like, people are saying, scamming donos, scammer.
[05:23:48]  What's up, Kitty Jones?
[05:23:49]  Scamming.
[05:23:51]  Wow, deleting your donation message, scammer.
[05:23:54]  Yeah, no shit.
[05:23:54]  Put scammer.
[05:23:56]  We're taking a year.
[05:23:59]  Bye, guys.
[05:23:59]  We see you.
[05:24:02]  This vlog is still going up.
[05:24:03]  I don't know why it's taking a year.
[05:24:07]  You guys are probably going to be asleep by the time it goes up.
[05:24:10]  So watch it whenever y'all wake up.
[05:24:12]  Oh, what's up, dear Freckles?
[05:24:14]  Another two videos.
[05:24:15]  They're getting three videos today.
[05:24:17]  So love you guys.
[05:24:18]  See you guys tomorrow.
[05:24:21]  And we're going to go live sometime.
[05:24:23]  Oh, my God.
[05:24:24]  He doesn't like it.
[05:24:25]  Look at it.
[05:24:26]  Bye, guys.
[05:24:27]  Bye.
[05:24:27]  I don't like that I'm being triggered.
[05:24:29]  Because you're taking a year.
[05:24:31]  Anthony triggered.
[05:24:32]  Bye, guys.
[05:24:33]  See you later.
[05:24:33]  What's up, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[05:24:39]  You don't like.
[05:24:42]  Oh, my God.
[05:24:44]  You know, that's what's really funny about this.
[05:24:46]  You know, this fucking guy, okay, he could go and do all these stupid, dumb, fucking YouTube videos.
[05:24:52]  But then when he falls under the scrutiny of live footage, he don't like that shit.
[05:24:57]  They don't like that shit.
[05:24:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:25:00]  They don't like that shit.
[05:25:01]  And we're not saying anything bad to this guy.
[05:25:04]  All we're doing is saying Trump 2020.
[05:25:06]  All right.
[05:25:08]  That's all we're doing is saying Trump 2020, and they can't stand it.
[05:25:12]  They can't fucking stand it for Christ's sake.
[05:25:15]  I mean, good lord.
[05:25:16]  And that just goes to show you how triggered Trump gets people.
[05:25:20]  And I'm telling you, whether you want to admit it or not, if you're a leftist piece of trash, you need to recognize that Trump 2020 is in the house.
[05:25:28]  And whether you like it or not, Trump is going to win hands down.
[05:25:32]  All right.
[05:25:33]  Trump is going to win fucking hands down.
[05:25:36]  And I know that it triggers each and every one of you, dumbasses.
[05:25:40]  But I think you better recognize.
[05:25:42]  All right.
[05:25:43]  I think you better recognize.
[05:25:46]  Anyway, I'm sitting here looking for more.
[05:25:49]  I'm sitting here looking for more streams.
[05:25:52]  Unfortunately, most of these streams are coming out of Asia right now because I guess Asia is prime time.
[05:26:00]  So there are no other streamers online right now, folks.
[05:26:03]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:26:04]  There are no other streamers.
[05:26:06]  And I can't believe this shit, dude.
[05:26:08]  I mean, you know, come on, man.
[05:26:09]  You're fucking streamers, man.
[05:26:12]  I mean, come on, man.
[05:26:14]  Especially, you know, Blade.
[05:26:16]  He's not on.
[05:26:18]  All right.
[05:26:18]  What about Captain Content?
[05:26:19]  Is Captain Content on?
[05:26:21]  He's probably not on after he got his ass slapped around by OG Geezer.
[05:26:26]  And that's a shame.
[05:26:27]  I don't know why he's afraid.
[05:26:29]  And let's see if OG Geezer's on.
[05:26:30]  That stupid piece of shit.
[05:26:32]  Let's see if OG Geezer is on.
[05:26:33]  Are you on OG geezer?
[05:26:35]  No, he's not even on.
[05:26:37]  All right, he's not even on, for Christ's sake, man.
[05:26:40]  So, you know, there's nobody on at this point in time.
[05:26:43]  All right.
[05:26:44]  And what I'm going to do here is I'm probably going to end it at this point in time.
[05:26:48]  All right.
[05:26:49]  It's been, it's been a decent show.
[05:26:51]  It's 2:05 in the morning.
[05:26:53]  I've been broadcasting for five hours and 30 minutes.
[05:26:56]  This is a fucking makeup show.
[05:26:58]  Okay.
[05:26:59]  Wait, wait, wait.
[05:27:00]  All right.
[05:27:00]  I'll wait a second since everybody's like, wait, wait.
[05:27:03]  Wait.
[05:27:04]  No, dude, I'm not doing the fucking date line, dude.
[05:27:06]  All right.
[05:27:08]  I'll do the date line next time.
[05:27:10]  All right.
[05:27:12]  I'll do the date line next time, man.
[05:27:15]  All right.
[05:27:15]  And by the way, it's 2 a.m.
[05:27:17]  It's over 2 a.m. right now.
[05:27:19]  It's way past 2 a.m. in the goddamn Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show studios.
[05:27:25]  So how many bitches are actually going to be online at 2 a.m. on a Sunday?
[05:27:30]  It's one thing to get them past 2 a.m. on a Saturday because, you know, that's what that's what they do.
[05:27:36]  But give me a fucking break, man.
[05:27:38]  I mean, how many goddamn, I'm going to be wasting cash?
[05:27:41]  That's why I get them on Saturday night, okay?
[05:27:44]  That's why I get them on Saturday night, for Christ's sake.
[05:27:47]  And Khabib saying no one's going to be on.
[05:27:49]  That's a shame, dude.
[05:27:51]  That's a shame.
[05:27:52]  All right.
[05:27:54]  That's a fucking shame.
[05:27:55]  Anyway, let me get some more beer while you idiots are sitting here fucking flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage on me.
[05:28:02]  All right.
[05:28:02]  You know what time it is?
[05:28:04]  It's time for more beer.
[05:28:07]  All right.
[05:28:07]  Sit some more fucking beer up in this son of a bitch.
[05:28:10]  All right.
[05:28:11]  What do you mean?
[05:28:11]  Come on, man, dude.
[05:28:13]  There's not going to be anybody on the fucking dateline, dude.
[05:28:16]  It's Sunday.
[05:28:17]  Technically fucking Monday, dude.
[05:28:19]  There's nobody going to be on the fucking dateline.
[05:28:22]  I'm telling you, all right?
[05:28:24]  I'm telling you right now.
[05:28:26]  Jesus Christ.
[05:28:28]  What are you talking about?
[05:28:29]  I owe you.
[05:28:30]  What are you talking about, Reasoner?
[05:28:32]  I fucking gave you Early Radio Graffiti.
[05:28:35]  I gave you fucking shoutouts.
[05:28:36]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[05:28:39]  I fuck you, switch the channel.
[05:28:41]  I didn't fucking promise nothing.
[05:28:43]  All right.
[05:28:44]  I didn't fucking promise nothing.
[05:28:46]  All right.
[05:28:47]  Jesus Christ.
[05:28:49]  I mean, you know, oh, don't fucking say troll war, dude.
[05:28:53]  You know, if you're going to say that, I'll end that shit now.
[05:28:56]  All right?
[05:28:57]  If you're going to say fucking troll war, I'll end it fucking now, you pieces of shit.
[05:29:00]  You better shut the fuck up with that.
[05:29:02]  That's not a joke.
[05:29:03]  All right?
[05:29:05]  That's fucking not a joke.
[05:29:08]  Jesus Christ.
[05:29:10]  Look at these ungrateful assholes, dude.
[05:29:13]  Look at these fucking ungrateful assholes.
[05:29:15]  I made up the Saturday Night Troll Show on Sunday, and it's not good enough for these fucking assholes, man.
[05:29:23]  Fucking rose-butted asshole having kebab meatbag, chewing pieces of rusty trombone, playing pansexual Peter Puffer gender fluid fondling pieces of shit.
[05:29:36]  Fucking never ends with you people.
[05:29:37]  All right, they.
[05:29:38]  It fucking never.
[05:29:39]  You know.
[05:29:39]  Fuck you.
[05:29:40]  Dark meme magician girl all right, there's not gonna be anybody.
[05:29:43]  It's fucking two o'clock in the morning on a fucking Monday morning.
[05:29:47]  It's fucking Sunday to Monday.
[05:29:49]  All right.
[05:29:51]  What the fuck you talking about?
[05:29:54]  Jesus Christ, thank you.
[05:29:55]  Roxy Ray Is for being grateful.
[05:29:57]  He said I'm grateful.
[05:29:58]  Thank you very much.
[05:29:59]  I appreciate it.
[05:30:01]  All right, I appreciate it and fuck you Keemscares.
[05:30:05]  Fucking stupid, fucking goddamn.
[05:30:07]  Feminine sounding piece of fucking meatball eating shit.
[05:30:10]  Shut up, I don't want to fucking hear from you ever again.
[05:30:15]  Fucking asshole.
[05:30:16]  Give me my drink.
[05:30:27]  Look at these people.
[05:30:28]  Look at these fucking assholes.
[05:30:30]  Raid low tier.
[05:30:32]  Who the fuck is low tier god?
[05:30:33]  Who the fuck is that?
[05:30:35]  Who the fuck is low tier god?
[05:30:37]  Who the fuck is that?
[05:30:38]  All right, hold on, we'll raid this idiot.
[05:30:40]  What?
[05:30:40]  Who the fuck is it?
[05:30:41]  All right, all right.
[05:30:43]  Who the fuck is this shit?
[05:30:48]  Who is this?
[05:30:49]  Put the pc.

=== Low Tier God Raid (03:22) ===

[05:30:50]  He's just.
[05:30:51]  What is he?
[05:30:51]  Play this guy, this fucking guy.
[05:30:56]  For christ's sake.
[05:30:57]  This is some shitty ass.
[05:30:58]  Gaming, for christ's sake.
[05:31:01]  And how does this guy got 860 people watching his shitty ass gaming stream.
[05:31:05]  For four hours he's been gaming and, by the way, this is only members only.
[05:31:10]  By the way asshole, you can't raid him because he got members only.
[05:31:14]  Look at that.
[05:31:14]  Huh.
[05:31:15]  Look, there's your low tier god right there.
[05:31:17]  Huh, look at that shit.
[05:31:19]  It's just another guilty.
[05:31:21]  Look at that shit.
[05:31:21]  Huh, there's your fucking low tier god right there.
[05:31:24]  He's only got members only because he's a triggered little son of a bitch.
[05:31:28]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[05:31:31]  Oh, retribution.
[05:31:33]  I'm not.
[05:31:33]  I'm not.
[05:31:34]  All right.
[05:31:34]  That's enough.
[05:31:34]  This guy's doing members only.
[05:31:36]  Fuck him.
[05:31:38]  I'm not sitting.
[05:31:39]  Fuck him, dude.
[05:31:40]  I'm not going to fucking sit here and allow that to happen.
[05:31:42]  Sit over here and be like, oh my God, look, he's got fucking members only.
[05:31:47]  And we're supposed to just fucking, you know, sit here and what?
[05:31:50]  Watch him play members only bullshit.
[05:31:53]  The fuck out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[05:31:55]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:31:58]  All right.
[05:31:58]  All right.
[05:31:59]  Listen.
[05:32:00]  I'm done with today.
[05:32:02]  All right.
[05:32:02]  I think I've done more than I was supposed to.
[05:32:06]  I did a makeup show.
[05:32:08]  We did $18.66 bucker.
[05:32:10]  We did the radio graffiti.
[05:32:12]  We did shout outs.
[05:32:13]  All right.
[05:32:14]  We did some raids.
[05:32:16]  Let's shut up in the chat room about the dateline.
[05:32:19]  You fuckers are pissing me off with that shit.
[05:32:22]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:32:27]  What is this?
[05:32:28]  Nefaria.
[05:32:29]  He's basically dark side Phil but black.
[05:32:32]  Really?
[05:32:34]  The fucking low-tier God?
[05:32:36]  He's a fucking black guy who can't play video games but thinks he can.
[05:32:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:32:47]  It never ends.
[05:32:50]  It's my life.
[05:32:54]  Don't you forget.
[05:32:57]  That's what goes through my fucking head.
[05:32:58]  Every time I've got you people talking garbage to me in the chat room, telling me what to do, I have given you a fucking makeup show on Sunday.
[05:33:12]  Fuck!
[05:33:16]  Dude, stop.
[05:33:17]  Everybody just shut up about the date line.
[05:33:19]  What is this?
[05:33:20]  Dateline?
[05:33:22]  Imagine lacking the stem enough to pretend to be DSP again.
[05:33:26]  Dude, there's not going to be any bitches on the dateline.
[05:33:29]  Get that through your fucking stupid head, you moron.
[05:33:32]  It's two in the morning.
[05:33:34]  It's fucking Monday morning, you dumb shit.
[05:33:37]  All right?
[05:33:39]  And what is this?
[05:33:43]  Are you fucking kidding me, 2012 fan?
[05:33:46]  Are you shitting me?
[05:33:47]  If you're not going to do the dateline, you can end it with this spooky story.
[05:33:51]  Dude, stop donating us spooky fucking stories, dude.
[05:33:55]  All right?
[05:33:56]  Seriously.
[05:33:57]  We don't.
[05:33:57]  I don't like this dickhead, Mr. Nightmare, okay?
[05:34:01]  I think he's a fucking fraud, in my opinion.
[05:34:04]  He's some asshole that's fucking regurgitating Reddit fucking stories and monetizing them as his own.
[05:34:11]  He's a piece of shit.

=== Mr Nightmare Fraud (07:35) ===

[05:34:13]  And you can tell Mr. Fucking Nightmare I said that shit.
[05:34:16]  All right.
[05:34:17]  You can tell that stupid low-grade piece of disposable road trash.
[05:34:21]  You can tell him I said that.
[05:34:24]  But no, look at look at fucking 2012 fan.
[05:34:26]  I want to hear a nice story.
[05:34:29]  So here it is.
[05:34:31]  All right.
[05:34:31]  Here's fucking 2012 fans.
[05:34:35]  Nice story by Mr. Nightmare.
[05:34:38]  He's fucking stupid asshole.
[05:34:41]  Fucking hate this dude.
[05:34:42]  Seriously.
[05:34:43]  He's a fucking Reddit regurgitating piece of shit.
[05:34:45]  And he makes me sick.
[05:34:47]  It was an early December night.
[05:34:48]  And we were having our first snowstorm of the year.
[05:34:50]  Oh, quaint.
[05:34:51]  I was in my bed watching some low-budget Christmas film while texting various friends.
[05:34:56]  Mostly my friends George and Pat.
[05:34:58]  We used to text in a three-point story.
[05:34:59]  Were they minorities or always minorities?
[05:35:01]  Everything was as it should be when I felt my heart drop to my stomach as a bang came from the window right next to my bed.
[05:35:09]  Oh, it's another man wanting your ass, right?
[05:35:12]  It's another man wanting your ass.
[05:35:14]  And pow, there was another.
[05:35:15]  As I was still looking out the window, it was a snowball.
[05:35:19]  I mean, hold on, pause this.
[05:35:20]  Pause this.
[05:35:21]  It's always the same fucking story with this idiot.
[05:35:24]  Some man was banging on my window and telling me that he wants to touch me in my.
[05:35:29]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[05:35:32]  I stood on my bed to get the best possible view out the window, but I didn't see anyone standing out there in the snow.
[05:35:39]  So I actually lifted open my window to call.
[05:35:41]  I fucking hate this dude, seriously.
[05:35:43]  It was almost immediately after I shouted out the window that I heard someone's laughter.
[05:35:49]  Not a child's laughter like I was expecting it to be.
[05:35:53]  It was a deeper voice.
[05:35:54]  Yeah, it was a man.
[05:35:55]  He wanted my ass, like in every fucking story that he fucking says.
[05:35:59]  I shut the window and started texting in our little group chat, saying I knew it was one of them messing with me.
[05:36:04]  The fact that they now weren't responding made me even more confident.
[05:36:09]  I didn't close the curtain as I knew whichever one of them it was, they weren't done messing with me.
[05:36:14]  And just like that, another snowball hit my window.
[05:36:18]  I lifted the window up quickly to try and catch them.
[05:36:21]  And there he was standing in the snow, waving to me.
[05:36:25]  Yeah, you see, what did I tell you?
[05:36:27]  What did I tell you?
[05:36:28]  Dude, this dude, it's the same shit all the time.
[05:36:31]  It's a scary man out there.
[05:36:33]  And he told me to come here and take my underwears off.
[05:36:37]  Every fucking time, this dude, man.
[05:36:40]  Every fucking time.
[05:36:41]  Hey, man.
[05:36:42]  Oh, my God.
[05:36:42]  And what is this?
[05:36:43]  Alexander of the Resurrection.
[05:36:44]  Hey, ghost, I didn't know you had the hots for fat Mexican women, but I'm glad I was able to pass the message to her.
[05:36:51]  Yeah, fuck you, idiot.
[05:36:52]  All right, go that bitch was a disgusting fucking meatball with a crack guard for Christ's sake.
[05:36:58]  All right, look, we're listening to a doctor or excuse me, Mr. Nightmare story, courtesy of 2012 fan, about yet another man that wants this fucking idiot's ass.
[05:37:07]  It's the same shit every fucking time.
[05:37:11]  It was some guy in a black beanie and black.
[05:37:14]  Some guy, you see?
[05:37:15]  It was some guy in a black beanie that was like telling me to come over here, take my underwears off.
[05:37:20]  Don't talk over me.
[05:37:21]  Sit there and listen.
[05:37:23]  Where is my autograph?
[05:37:24]  Why you fake the top donator list?
[05:37:27]  You know I am number one.
[05:37:28]  You're not number one.
[05:37:29]  You're in the top 20.
[05:37:30]  You're not number one, dude.
[05:37:35]  Lee Kwang, you're gonna get it.
[05:37:37]  Shut up, alright?
[05:37:38]  When I post the top donators, I'm gonna do it, alright?
[05:37:41]  I haven't had time, so give me a fucking break, alright?
[05:37:44]  We're listening to a fucking story about Mr. Nightmare having yet another man trying to rape his asshole.
[05:37:51]  Play it!
[05:37:53]  He started approaching the window.
[05:37:55]  I hurried and slammed it shut and twisted the little lock.
[05:37:59]  I also closed the curtains so that he couldn't look into my room.
[05:38:02]  Same shit, every story, dude.
[05:38:05]  Same fucking shit.
[05:38:07]  Then there was a single knock at my window, and it started being fiddled with and shaken.
[05:38:12]  He was trying to lift it open when it all stopped.
[05:38:16]  He wanted your asshole.
[05:38:18]  He wanted your chocolate starfish.
[05:38:19]  We get it.
[05:38:27]  Hey, wait a minute, hold on!
[05:38:28]  Time out.
[05:38:29]  He's always going to his mom and dad.
[05:38:31]  How fucking old are you, you little shithead?
[05:38:34]  All right.
[05:38:35]  You're always.
[05:38:36]  I called my mom and dad, and they were very concerned.
[05:38:38]  I mean, what kind of a mom and dad have you?
[05:38:40]  I mean, if I was your dad, I would say, son, are you selling your ass?
[05:38:45]  Are you selling fucking pre-teen pictures of your shit funnel on the internet?
[05:38:50]  And now you've got some obsessed old men trying to sit over there and take it, huh?
[05:38:56]  But he just didn't see it necessary to call the police, figuring whoever was out there gave up.
[05:39:02]  My dad turned on all the outside lights just as a deterrence, and then they went to sleep.
[05:39:07]  I stayed up in my room with the lights off, continuing to watch movies.
[05:39:11]  My door clicked open.
[05:39:13]  I said, get out, assuming it was my little brother.
[05:39:17]  The door shut, so it seemed he listened to me.
[05:39:21]  Silence, except for the TV.
[05:39:25]  I watched for a long while.
[05:39:27]  Then a click in my wood floor.
[05:39:30]  I turned my head.
[05:39:32]  I mean, seriously.
[05:39:33]  How long is this story, dude?
[05:39:35]  And what is this, Billy F.U., shut the fuck up, boomer.
[05:39:38]  We're listening.
[05:39:39]  If you like this type of shit, then, you know, you're a fucking simpleton idiot, all right?
[05:39:44]  If you like this type of shit, no offense to 2012 fan, but if you like this shit, you're a fucking simpleton, seriously.
[05:39:51]  I'm not fucking around.
[05:39:53]  When realizing it was not my short little brother, it was that tall man in the middle of the day.
[05:39:58]  It was that tall man that told me to take my underwears off.
[05:40:02]  He started waving to me again at the doorway, then put his pointer finger up to his lips.
[05:40:07]  He started walking over to my bed, and that's when I got up, ready to defend myself.
[05:40:12]  He approached faster now, easily grabbed me, and covered my mouth with his leather gloves.
[05:40:17]  I mean, what is it?
[05:40:18]  Dude, this seems like fucking what he really wants to happen.
[05:40:22]  He put tape over my mouth, and he had rubber gloves on.
[05:40:26]  And he made sure to put a finger in my piece of shit.
[05:40:31]  Oh, my God.
[05:40:32]  Send my autograph now, bitch.
[05:40:34]  And I don't pay.
[05:40:35]  What the fuck did you just say?
[05:40:37]  And I don't pay for shipping and the show to...
[05:40:39]  Listen, Lee Quang, shut your fucking goddamn egg roll eating ass up.
[05:40:44]  All right?
[05:40:45]  Stip chopsticks up your ass and shut the fuck up.
[05:40:48]  We're listening to 2012 fans rape fantasy.
[05:40:50]  So play it.
[05:40:51]  A towel on his glove that he was pressing to my face for a long time.
[05:40:55]  I tried to break free and scream, but I couldn't.
[05:40:58]  And that was the last thing I remember before everything went black.
[05:41:05]  I woke up in my living room.
[05:41:06]  Everything, hold on, hold on.
[05:41:07]  Everything went black.
[05:41:09]  I mean, what did he?
[05:41:10]  What did he put fucking like formaldehyde?
[05:41:12]  I mean, fucking like he knocked you out and gave you the old in-out, in-out.
[05:41:16]  I woke up in my room.
[05:41:18]  I felt very safe.
[05:41:19]  I looked around and it seems like nothing was disheveled, but I had a very hardcore pain in my anal region.
[05:41:26]  For me, an ambulance arrived shortly.
[05:41:30]  My dad heard the commotion going on in my room and came to find the man over me.
[05:41:35]  My dad, much larger than that man, managed to overpower him, but not long enough before the police could arrive.
[05:41:41]  He ran out the front door and disappeared.
[05:41:44]  I was quickly brought to the hospital.
[05:41:46]  Thankfully, I was alright.

=== Waste Of Time Kidnapping (06:48) ===

[05:41:48]  Get the fuck out.
[05:41:49]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:41:51]  Your fucking anal hymen was busted.
[05:41:53]  Don't fucking lie.
[05:41:55]  You ain't got to lie, Craig.
[05:41:57]  You ain't got to lie.
[05:42:03]  Oh, that was it?
[05:42:05]  That was it.
[05:42:06]  And look at how fucking.
[05:42:07]  Look at how he's demon.
[05:42:08]  Look at how he's monetizing this shit.
[05:42:09]  It's a shame that this fucking guy has 4.3 fucking followers and actually has enough people to fucking watch this shit to give him a living to these shitty fucking stories.
[05:42:21]  It's the same shit.
[05:42:23]  It's always, some man was looking at me, and he wouldn't stop looking at me, and he followed me home, and then he tried to put a finger in my, I mean, it's the same fucking shit.
[05:42:36]  I went to the hospital, and everything was okay.
[05:42:39]  Shut up dude your fucking anal hymen was broken.
[05:42:41]  Why would a man okay risk all this from going into your house and trying to I don't know what kill you the fuck out of here I've had enough of this all right I've had enough of this shit dude what a makeup show on this spontaneous Sunday edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:43:01]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:43:02]  And look shut up about the dateline dude.
[05:43:05]  We're not gonna do the dateline.
[05:43:06]  There's not gonna be anything's gonna be a waste of cash.
[05:43:09]  That's why I do the dateline on Saturday because there's a lot of skanks that are lonely on a Saturday and they're on on Saturday night looking for something to do.
[05:43:17]  That's why I'm able to get so many fucking women and put them in the precarious position that they are.
[05:43:23]  Okay?
[05:43:23]  There's not going to be anybody on right now, you dickhead.
[05:43:27]  All right?
[05:43:28]  And fuck you, Keemscare.
[05:43:30]  Dude, somebody, literally, somebody fucking kicked Keem Scarece's ass.
[05:43:33]  I'm fucking tired of that asshole.
[05:43:35]  And what, Billy, you fucking dickhead?
[05:43:40]  You're not doing the date line, so we don't need your bagged opinion.
[05:43:44]  Read your reviews of your gay bar.
[05:43:48]  Let me tell you something.
[05:43:49]  I'm warning you, assholes.
[05:43:50]  You fucking idiots better not be posting fucking goddamn reviews with my name on it, and I'm not joking around.
[05:43:57]  I'm going to have my fucking attorney, Shecklesteen Noseberg, look over what the fuck's going on here.
[05:44:02]  And I've got two fucking words for you.
[05:44:05]  Punitive damages.
[05:44:06]  If I find that you people are doing this shit, trying to deface, to defame, to libel, to slander my name.
[05:44:14]  All right?
[05:44:15]  I'm not fucking around.
[05:44:17]  Punitive damages out of your fucking ass.
[05:44:21]  This show was kind of short.
[05:44:22]  It's five.
[05:44:23]  It's going to be six hours, Steven Stinkverse.
[05:44:26]  The show was kind of short.
[05:44:28]  It's going to be six hours, you dickhead.
[05:44:32]  This show is kind of short.
[05:44:37]  Fucking idiot.
[05:44:38]  Shut up.
[05:44:39]  Holy, I'm not doing the date line, dude, okay?
[05:44:42]  It's going to be a waste of fucking time, dude.
[05:44:45]  It's going to be a waste of fucking time.
[05:44:48]  Listen, stop fucking saying this shit in the chat room.
[05:44:51]  I'm not fucking kidding around.
[05:44:54]  We're going to get into some serious problems if you fucking idiots keep spamming the same bullshit in the chat room.
[05:44:59]  Do eight hours pussy.
[05:45:03]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:45:05]  Why don't you just leave me alone, dude?
[05:45:07]  All right.
[05:45:08]  I had a bad day yesterday.
[05:45:10]  All right.
[05:45:10]  I made up the show yesterday for today, and this is the kind of grief that you people are putting me through.
[05:45:15]  All right.
[05:45:17]  I thought you were a machine.
[05:45:22]  Do you understand?
[05:45:23]  Mrs. Ghost put up the Christmas tree.
[05:45:26]  Okay.
[05:45:26]  And I wasn't there because I was on here with you fucking dickheads.
[05:45:31]  The Christmas tree is up.
[05:45:33]  I didn't get to put my favorite ornaments on.
[05:45:35]  I got badass ornaments, by the way.
[05:45:36]  You know what I mean?
[05:45:38]  I mean, the fucking ornament collection that I've got has got to be worth at least a thousand bucks.
[05:45:42]  I'm not fucking kidding.
[05:45:43]  All right.
[05:45:44]  What is this?
[05:45:45]  Oh, my God.
[05:45:46]  Fucking goopy.
[05:45:47]  What about lonely religious, but just for show women for the date?
[05:45:56]  Dude, I'm done.
[05:45:57]  All right.
[05:45:57]  I'm done.
[05:45:58]  You all just leave me a fuck alone.
[05:45:59]  All right.
[05:46:00]  I made a goddamn fucking makeup show.
[05:46:04]  It's almost six fucking hours here.
[05:46:07]  Why don't you just fucking leave me alone, dude?
[05:46:10]  I mean, seriously, why don't you just fucking here's Lee Kwang.
[05:46:14]  Here's fucking Lee Quain.
[05:46:15]  Play this and then leave.
[05:46:16]  Play this.
[05:46:17]  What is this?
[05:46:17]  Some more Mao Seitong bullshit, Lee Kwang.
[05:46:20]  Why don't you get off Mao's double chin already, all right?
[05:46:24]  And by the way, Mao had herpes, all right?
[05:46:26]  Believe it or not.
[05:46:27]  All right.
[05:46:27]  Mao had herpes.
[05:46:30]  What the fuck is this?
[05:46:32]  Oh, Christ.
[05:46:33]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:46:35]  Lee Quang, he requested this.
[05:46:39]  The fucking stupid Mao Seitong.
[05:46:41]  I'm sick of this shit.
[05:46:44]  How many times are you going to donate this shit, Lee Kwang?
[05:46:47]  For fuck's sake!
[05:46:52]  I mean, seriously, man.
[05:46:53]  This guy was a fucking homicidal maniac, Mao Say Tongue, dude.
[05:46:57]  He enjoyed killing his own people more than anybody else.
[05:47:06]  Jesus Christ.
[05:47:10]  Hold on, we got somebody donating.
[05:47:12]  What is it?
[05:47:16]  You put up the Nimrod tree?
[05:47:18]  What the heck?
[05:47:19]  Well, my God doesn't give a shit.
[05:47:21]  Remember that, Mage Lynn.
[05:47:23]  My God doesn't give a shit.
[05:47:27]  Oh my god, this is so stupid.
[05:47:30]  I mean, seriously, this is so fuckin' stupid.
[05:47:35]  Fuckin' dirty ho- And dude, please stop fucking posting that gif of that mentally disabled girl, dude.
[05:47:58]  Please, man.
[05:47:59]  That's fucking wrong.
[05:48:01]  Whoever's fucking posting that damn GIF of that fucking mentally handicapped girl, you're gonna burn in hell.
[05:48:11]  I'm serious.
[05:48:12]  You're gonna burn in hell.
[05:48:13]  By the way, free Hong Kong.
[05:48:16]  Free Hong Kong.
[05:48:18]  FREE HONG KONG!

=== Free Hong Kong Mao (10:09) ===

[05:48:37]  Here is a young Mao writing the Red Book for all of China.
[05:48:44]  He's sitting there right here.
[05:48:45]  History for China.
[05:48:48]  Slight life's you, bitch.
[05:48:59]  And look at it.
[05:48:59]  He's reading a book on Stalin.
[05:49:02]  I mean, what a fucking, uh, one homicidal maniac to another.
[05:49:13]  And look at the feminine, like, hand features Mal's doing.
[05:49:16]  Little feminine soy hand features.
[05:49:19]  It's all that fucking rice.
[05:49:21]  All that rice and noodles, no meat, no beef.
[05:49:35]  And here's the 10,000 mile march.
[05:49:38]  What?
[05:49:39]  Can't we all get along?
[05:49:42]  Can we all just get along?
[05:49:43]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:49:44]  This is America, alright?
[05:49:46]  Alright, being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every American's God-given right.
[05:49:52]  So shut up.
[05:50:02]  That was 10,000 mile march footage, dude.
[05:50:05]  I've studied the 10,000-mile march, by the way.
[05:50:12]  Alright, what now?
[05:50:14]  What is it now?
[05:50:17]  There is nothing wrong with killing communists.
[05:50:19]  Ayatollah Khomeini wiped out the entire Communist Party of Iran, Tud Party, by having its members executed or imprisoned, and he banned the party.
[05:50:28]  Ogd communist remover and William Al-Fakir.
[05:50:32]  Let me tell you something.
[05:50:33]  I'm not a fan of communists, and I don't cry for death of communists, okay?
[05:50:38]  I'll tell you that right now.
[05:50:39]  Alright?
[05:50:40]  Hey, communists, you can run, you can hide, you get helicopter rides, baby, alright?
[05:50:47]  That's all I gotta say.
[05:50:53]  That's all I gotta say!
[05:51:04]  Especially this fat son of a bitch.
[05:51:07]  This guy was a complete and utter psycho.
[05:51:09]  This guy killed 80 million fucking people.
[05:51:13]  80 million fucking people.
[05:51:15]  Mal say tongue killed.
[05:51:17]  And they were mostly his own.
[05:51:19]  Don't worry.
[05:51:20]  The ghost story show must go on.
[05:51:23]  2012 fan.
[05:51:24]  Dude, are you fucking shitting me, man?
[05:51:26]  Oh, you're gonna piss everybody off.
[05:51:28]  2012 fan.
[05:51:29]  Seriously you're.
[05:51:30]  You're going to piss everybody off with these fucking stupid, fruity-ass stories if you fucking keep donating.
[05:51:42]  Yeah, this is when China, uh, well, that first footage is when Mao Zedong finally took over China.
[05:52:03]  Oh, my God.
[05:52:09]  Look at that fucking mouth toothless Mao.
[05:52:14]  Toothless mouth, you want to know, is toothless.
[05:52:17]  I'll tell you why Mao is toothless.
[05:52:18]  All right, hold on what Magelin, uh Magelin said.
[05:52:23]  Uh, good thing about communists is that they are good at killing communists.
[05:52:28]  Well yeah, but at the same time, I mean, they fall under the category of doing so under dialectic materialism.
[05:52:35]  Remember, they don't have a god okay, they justify killing massive amounts of people under the collective philosophy of dialectic materialism.
[05:52:45]  They equate human life as that of something that is a building material, like a fucking brick or a piece of wood.
[05:52:52]  I'm not fucking joking.
[05:52:54]  This is what.
[05:52:54]  This is what they.
[05:52:55]  This they justify this shit.
[05:52:57]  All right, let's play a little bit more of this and we're moving on.
[05:53:00]  Fucking Lee Kwang, and you know, this goes to show you.
[05:53:15]  This goes to show you that the Chinese, for whatever reason, are a bunch of following idiotic psychopathic, soulless sons of bitches.
[05:53:24]  Now, I don't mean to incorporate the all of China in this but dude, how can this fat fucking piece of garbage okay, control over a billion people?
[05:53:35]  All right, unless most of those billion people are like, oh yes, I will sit here I, I am down, all that shit.
[05:53:43]  I mean, give me a break.
[05:53:44]  I think we've done enough on this.
[05:53:57]  All right hey, Lee Kwang.
[05:53:59]  All right, I gave you five minutes.
[05:54:00]  All right, i'll give you a little more.
[05:54:01]  You do donate a little bit, even though you're a commie piece of shit.
[05:54:05]  All right, that's enough of this shit.
[05:54:19]  All right, that's enough.
[05:54:21]  All right, let's move.
[05:54:22]  What, Lee Quen?
[05:54:24]  What now?
[05:54:26]  What now?
[05:54:27]  You will make me best Chinese for ghosties and fuck Timur Mukuraev.
[05:54:32]  You know nothing of China or the Communist Party.
[05:54:35]  We will sell you off like we sold the Uyghurs.
[05:54:37]  Your history is coming to an end and no one will remember.
[05:54:41]  Chinese makes the way for hope.
[05:54:44]  Really?
[05:54:44]  That- That was wrong, dude.
[05:54:48]  That was fucking wrong, dude.
[05:54:51]  And what is this racist ghost?
[05:54:53]  I mean, shut the fuck up.
[05:54:54]  Hold on, Der Wicking.
[05:54:56]  Ghost, show this picture.
[05:54:57]  What picture are you fucking talking about, you dickhead?
[05:55:01]  All right, show what picture?
[05:55:02]  What picture is this?
[05:55:04]  Oh, yeah, I remember this.
[05:55:05]  Thank you.
[05:55:06]  You know what?
[05:55:06]  Cheers to Der Wicking, dude.
[05:55:08]  1967 Polish mercenary Roloff, excuse me, Raphael Ganowitz was asked what it felt like to take a human life, and he said, I wouldn't know.
[05:55:18]  I've only killed communists.
[05:55:23]  I don't know.
[05:55:24]  I've only killed communists, baby.
[05:55:26]  That's fucking gangster.
[05:55:27]  That's gangster.
[05:55:28]  All right.
[05:55:29]  Let me get to these last two: $18.66 bucker, and I got to get the fuck out of here, dude.
[05:55:33]  All right, who we got?
[05:55:34]  We got Peace.
[05:55:36]  Peace says, can't we all just get along?
[05:55:39]  I don't think so, dude.
[05:55:40]  But let's see what peace has got in store here.
[05:55:43]  What is this?
[05:55:44]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:55:45]  What is this, Peace?
[05:55:47]  What is this shit?
[05:55:50]  Was that a fart?
[05:55:53]  Yeah.
[05:55:54]  Hey, um, well, this is an awkward question, but uh, is there any way you can cut down that tree in your front yard?
[05:55:59]  What?
[05:55:59]  Why?
[05:56:00]  You got leaves blowing onto your lawn or something?
[05:56:03]  Well, no, it's it's mostly the racism.
[05:56:05]  This neighborhood used to be nice before these fucking blacks moved in.
[05:56:09]  Oh, come on, dude.
[05:56:12]  I know it's bad, but you know, he's an old tree.
[05:56:14]  Hold on, hold on, calm down.
[05:56:16]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[05:56:17]  What is this?
[05:56:18]  Tim McCrab!
[05:56:19]  Man insectoid.
[05:56:20]  Chinese are not human.
[05:56:22]  200 million dead chinks means nothing to them.
[05:56:25]  Nanking is coming again, chink.
[05:56:27]  All of China is rightful Uyghur and Japanese land.
[05:56:30]  Attacks on Chinese soldiers in Uyghur lands coming soon, slant eyes.
[05:56:35]  Believe me, I've been waiting for that, dude.
[05:56:38]  I've been waiting for that, Tim McCrav.
[05:56:40]  And please, I've been saying that the Chinese are going to have themselves a Muslim problem very, very soon.
[05:56:46]  All right, let's watch the rest of this.
[05:56:48]  Once again, this was requested by Peace.
[05:56:51]  Stupid goddamn Mexicans!
[05:56:53]  Stupid fucking goddamn Mexicans!
[05:56:56]  Ah, you see, that's horrible.
[05:56:58]  Okay, look, I'll make you a deal.
[05:57:00]  I'll cut down that tree, but you gotta get rid of your shrub.
[05:57:03]  What?
[05:57:04]  No, come on.
[05:57:04]  What's wrong with the shrub?
[05:57:05]  Hey, do you guys have a second to talk about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?
[05:57:10]  Oh, the last time from the broken.
[05:57:11]  I'm a Buddhist.
[05:57:12]  I got my own fucking gun, okay?
[05:57:13]  I don't need to hear about yours.
[05:57:15]  Well, maybe if you heard a song about wholesome white Christian Jesus, you'd change your mind.
[05:57:20]  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Alan.
[05:57:21]  Yeah, but he's not hurting anybody.
[05:57:23]  Oh shit, hold on.
[05:57:26]  What is it?
[05:57:27]  Well, the tree just sent me an email about how all the Muslims are terrorists.
[05:57:35]  Oh my god.
[05:57:35]  How is this on YouTube?
[05:57:37]  Seriously, he has to go.
[05:57:38]  Didn't get rid of the shrub.
[05:57:40]  Let me tell you a little story about Jesus.
[05:57:46]  Huh?
[05:57:46]  No way.
[05:57:47]  I know he's a little forward, but I genuinely like the ghost.
[05:57:51]  Same here, you know?
[05:57:52]  I mean, I know the tree's old and crazy, and he's got a seriously warped view on multiculturalism.
[05:57:57]  We should have killed all the chinks in World War II!
[05:58:00]  But, you know, he's been here for years.
[05:58:01]  What the fuck?
[05:58:03]  What the fuck?
[05:58:05]  Huh.
[05:58:07]  So, I guess at the end of the day, sometimes you're going to have to put up with crazy trees and shrubs because even though you think they're nuts, you still like them for who they are.
[05:58:18]  Pretty much, yeah.
[05:58:20]  Hey, you know what you would call the flintstones if they were black?
[05:58:24]  You call them niggers.
[05:58:26]  Okay, he's coming.
[05:58:27]  Oh, come on, dude.
[05:58:29]  All right, dude.
[05:58:30]  I mean, how is that on fucking YouTube?
[05:58:33]  Seriously.
[05:58:34]  How the hell is that on YouTube?
[05:58:36]  But I'm some big bad wolf on YouTube as well.
[05:58:40]  How the fuck does that work?
[05:58:42]  Where's the fucking consistency, YouTube?
[05:58:44]  All right?
[05:58:46]  Jesus Christ.
[05:58:46]  What is this?

=== McGregor Betting Losses (02:16) ===

[05:58:47]  Kabeep Nagamarov?
[05:58:50]  Hey, Ghost, who do you have on McGregor-Ceroni?
[05:58:53]  Dude, that's actually going to be a badass fight.
[05:58:55]  I wouldn't bet on that fight.
[05:58:57]  I really wouldn't bet on that fight because Cerrone has really kicked ass in the past five fights that I've seen him in.
[05:59:04]  I mean, he's really motivated.
[05:59:06]  He kicks ass.
[05:59:07]  He's got fucking, he's got some decent skills.
[05:59:10]  But then McGregor, I mean, I don't know, dude.
[05:59:13]  I mean, I mean, he talked mad shit with Nagamaroff and literally lost his ass.
[05:59:22]  And I'm hoping that McGregor, you know, he fucking conjures up that fire that used to motivate him to win so that it could be a good fight.
[05:59:29]  I want to be honest with you, I would not bet on this fight.
[05:59:37]  If I had to choose a winner, I hate to say this.
[05:59:40]  I would have to choose Cerrone based upon the recent fights that this son of a bitch has won.
[05:59:47]  I'd have to say that.
[05:59:48]  All right, because McGregor has let me down too many fucking times already.
[05:59:54]  All right.
[05:59:54]  I lost a lot of money because fucking Mayweather made fucking McGregor look like a piece of shit.
[06:00:01]  All right.
[06:00:02]  I lost a lot of fucking money to the inner circle on that one.
[06:00:05]  What is this?
[06:00:08]  Goopy Ghost, what are your opinions on dating younger women?
[06:00:11]  Well, as long as they're legal, as long as they're over the age of 18, I mean, do whatever you want.
[06:00:17]  But I'll tell you this, if you're an old bastard and you think that you're going to have a faithful 18 to 24 year old, you've got another thing coming.
[06:00:25]  All right.
[06:00:27]  You got another thing coming.
[06:00:29]  Oh, my God.
[06:00:29]  And what is this?
[06:00:30]  Magelin.
[06:00:31]  Let's be honest.
[06:00:31]  The tree did nothing wrong.
[06:00:33]  Dude, that was fucked up, man.
[06:00:34]  All right.
[06:00:35]  That was fucked up.
[06:00:36]  And yeah, I actually fucking lost to aesthetic.
[06:00:39]  I lost to a lot of people for fucking McGregor, dude.
[06:00:42]  There was a guy in the inner circle that I had to drop about, I think, $200 to fucking...
[06:00:49]  I don't want to talk about it, dude.
[06:00:50]  That was just, that was a bad bet.
[06:00:52]  And that's why I'm not betting on that shit, dude.
[06:00:54]  I'm not betting on Cerrone and McGregor.
[06:00:57]  All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[06:01:01]  This is my 2012 fan.

=== Bad Bet Ford Explorer (08:22) ===

[06:01:03]  And by the way, 2012 fan has got another stupid fucking story.
[06:01:08]  I like nice stories.
[06:01:11]  And I'm pretty sure it's a fucking dumbass Mr. Nightmare again.
[06:01:15]  Oh, it was a cold winter day.
[06:01:19]  And there was a man looking at me.
[06:01:21]  I guarantee you, this is what this shit is.
[06:01:23]  I'm not fucking joking.
[06:01:25]  His shit is the fucking same every time.
[06:01:28]  And I hate this fucking piece of shit.
[06:01:30]  I hate this piece of garbage, dude.
[06:01:33]  I genuinely hate this piece of crap.
[06:01:35]  So anyway, let's go to 918 because that's where 2012 fan wants us to start.
[06:01:43]  So let's go ahead and go to 918 and play this stupid, dumb, fucking idiotic two-bit shithead fucking goddamn pathetic fucking story.
[06:01:54]  All right, here it is.
[06:01:56]  Fucking Mr. Nightmare, this baguette piece of garbage.
[06:02:00]  Three months after I turned 16 in 2005, I got my first car, a 99 Toyota Camry, on a warm Saturday night when my friend Alex invited me over to one of his friends' big parties.
[06:02:10]  And here you go, his friend.
[06:02:13]  His friend Alex, his friend this, and they're always minorities.
[06:02:17]  Drive the Camry home afterward.
[06:02:19]  So we carpooled with Alex's girlfriend, Brianna.
[06:02:22]  We lived in the countryside of Virginia, meaning less big.
[06:02:25]  Wait, hold on.
[06:02:27]  I thought he lived in the fucking East Coast, like, New England area in one fucking in one story.
[06:02:34]  I thought he lived in the fucking New England area in one story.
[06:02:37]  This guy's a fucking- he's taking Reddit stories and making them his own.
[06:02:40]  I'm telling you, if you wrote one of these Reddit stories, you should sue this bastard.
[06:02:47]  We lived about five to ten minutes away from this kid's house.
[06:02:50]  I knew where he lived as I was acquainted with him, but not exactly friends.
[06:02:55]  The whole ride there, we took the same two-lane highway-type road through the woods, and this kid's house was actually on this road further down.
[06:03:02]  Hey, hold on, hold on, pause this.
[06:03:03]  Hold on, pause this shit.
[06:03:05]  Hey, holy sin, you fucking stupid, imbecilic, non-reading, illiterate dickhead.
[06:03:11]  No one said these stories were true.
[06:03:14]  Hey, asshole, what does that say right there?
[06:03:16]  Three creepy, true hiking stories.
[06:03:21]  Alright, three creepy, true hitchhiking stories, you fucking idiot.
[06:03:26]  So sit there and shut up.
[06:03:27]  I hope you get cancer of the cock for being so stupid.
[06:03:30]  There were a few houses on either side, and then it would just go back to being a long, empty highway again.
[06:03:36]  The house was tiny, like a lot of houses around the area, but the party was held outside anyways, since his closest neighbors were relatively far away, and noise wasn't an issue.
[06:03:45]  Oh, great, he's partying now, huh?
[06:03:47]  I'll skip most of the party up until the point that Brianna, who was supposed to be our designated driver, had to suddenly leave for a small family emergency.
[06:03:55]  Alex said it was fine and that we'd find a ride home.
[06:03:59]  Well, fast forward another few hours and another few drinks, and I could barely even walk straight.
[06:04:05]  Oh, he's drunk!
[06:04:06]  I checked my watch.
[06:04:07]  He's drunk, so that means any man that's stalking his ass can probably get a piece.
[06:04:12]  Two in the morning.
[06:04:13]  I figured it was time to go.
[06:04:15]  I started looking for Alex, but I couldn't find him anywhere.
[06:04:19]  In fact, it seemed like everybody I knew had already left.
[06:04:23]  I could barely even think straight, but I was still furious at the fact that Alex could have actually left without me.
[06:04:30]  I asked to use the party.
[06:04:31]  That's what friends are for.
[06:04:34]  After two tries, I gave up and then realized I shouldn't wake his family up.
[06:04:39]  So, literally not knowing what else to do, I dizzily stepped out onto the road and began walking back home.
[06:04:45]  Oh, you know what?
[06:04:46]  That's a great idea.
[06:04:47]  Isn't that a great idea?
[06:04:49]  I'm fucking drunk.
[06:04:50]  I'm 16.
[06:04:52]  I was taken to a party.
[06:04:53]  I'm out in the rural fucking area.
[06:04:55]  Let me go ahead and take a fucking long fucking walk home.
[06:04:59]  What a fucking idiot, dude.
[06:05:00]  I'm serious.
[06:05:01]  This guy makes me sick.
[06:05:03]  I do not like this dude.
[06:05:04]  Whoever this guy is, I'm not kidding.
[06:05:06]  I hope he gets cancer of the fucking anus, alright, and bleeds to death every time he sits on the pots to take a shit.
[06:05:13]  I hate this dude.
[06:05:13]  This dude, I mean, you want to know why I hate him?
[06:05:16]  4.76 million subscribers.
[06:05:19]  5 fucking million views for this shitty ass goddamn story.
[06:05:23]  That just goes to show you how many fucking autists we got in this fucking world.
[06:05:27]  From half an hour to an hour in my condition.
[06:05:30]  Maybe after 15 minutes of walking down the road, the slight shine of car headlights on the road.
[06:05:35]  Here we go.
[06:05:36]  Alright, here we go.
[06:05:37]  Here's the latest.
[06:05:38]  Here's the latest man that's going to want his ass.
[06:05:40]  Here we go.
[06:05:41]  It all comes down.
[06:05:43]  This strange man pulled up and he covered my mouth and he attempted to grab my wee wee.
[06:05:49]  Here we go.
[06:05:49]  Here we go.
[06:05:51]  I lifted up my arm and stuck out my thumb.
[06:05:54]  As the car neared, it slowed down and came to a stop right next to me.
[06:05:58]  The man driving the 98 Ford Explorer rolled down the window and asked, where are you headed?
[06:06:03]  I told him my house was just down the road and beyond a right turn, probably slurring my words beyond comprehension.
[06:06:10]  He chuckled and told me to hop in.
[06:06:12]  I thanked him and joyously hopped into the truck.
[06:06:16]  I was exhausted, and I remember completely disregarding things the guy was asking me because I was so close to just passing out.
[06:06:23]  And that's what happened.
[06:06:25]  The memories of being in that truck turned to a fog as I'm sure I passed out.
[06:06:30]  Uh-oh, somebody got reamed out, huh?
[06:06:36]  The next thing I remember, I woke up still in the moving truck.
[06:06:40]  The guy looked at me and left, but didn't say anything.
[06:06:44]  I looked around and realized the road we were on wasn't familiar.
[06:06:49]  I nervously asked, Uh, where are we going?
[06:06:53]  Prepare your anus.
[06:06:54]  So, what were you doing out this late anyway?
[06:06:58]  As the man answered my very straightforward question with another irrelevant question, the sobering reality of the situation hit me.
[06:07:07]  Uh, you can you can let me out anywhere, I told the man.
[06:07:11]  The man responded with a firm no.
[06:07:15]  Here we go.
[06:07:15]  What I'm throwing up.
[06:07:17]  Dude, what did I tell you, dude?
[06:07:18]  Every fucking time, it's some man that wants this dude's ass.
[06:07:23]  This dude has a fixation of people wanting his ass so bad that they're willing to commit crime for it.
[06:07:30]  Dude, I hate this fucking guy, dude.
[06:07:32]  Don't donate me this shit anymore.
[06:07:36]  I started to gag as I felt more and more nauseous by the second.
[06:07:40]  The man took his eyes off the road to look at me, and that's when I thought of the perfect distraction.
[06:07:45]  I turned in his direction as I continued to gag, and he started to kind of lean away.
[06:07:52]  Hey, wait, wait a minute.
[06:07:53]  Why is he gagging?
[06:07:54]  Why is he gagging?
[06:07:56]  Thankfully, I drank as much as I did because I finally threw up and made a point of doing it all over the man's lap.
[06:08:03]  The man yelled in frustration and stopped the car, and that's when I took it upon myself to run for my life into the woods and duck behind a few bushes.
[06:08:13]  The man came following into the woods with a flashlight, and on two separate occasions, he shined the light straight over me without noticing.
[06:08:20]  Eventually, I heard his footsteps walk even further into the woods past me.
[06:08:24]  That was when I ran back to his truck, but unfortunately, he was smart enough to lock it.
[06:08:30]  By some miracle, I saw another car approaching in the distance, and I ran out into the middle of the street, waving my arms like a lunatic.
[06:08:38]  The car tried to avoid me, but I wouldn't let it.
[06:08:41]  They were forced to stop, and I yelled at them to help me before they came back.
[06:08:46]  Once I told them that I was kidnapped by the man who was driving that Ford Explorer, the driver agreed to give me a lift.
[06:08:53]  Not to the police station or anything, but to my house.
[06:08:56]  I made it back safely where I couldn't think the money.
[06:08:59]  Let me guess.
[06:08:59]  I told my mom and dad, and my dad called the police the same fucking story.
[06:09:05]  I immediately woke up my parents and told them to know if I got his tag number.
[06:09:11]  And then I felt like punching myself in the face.
[06:09:14]  I failed to get the simplest information from the guy that would have allowed me to actually properly report him.
[06:09:20]  All I knew was that he drove a faded blue 99 Ford Explorer.
[06:09:24]  Good God.

=== Amputation Outro Story (14:03) ===

[06:09:25]  All right.
[06:09:26]  What?
[06:09:27]  What?
[06:09:29]  LOL, what the fuck did you just say?
[06:09:31]  I can't fucking.
[06:09:32]  Menstruation menstruation.
[06:09:35]  Menstruation menstruation.
[06:09:38]  Alright, let's just finish this.
[06:09:39]  I gotta get the fuck out of here, dude.
[06:09:42]  And part of me always held a grudge against him ever since just for abandoning me at a party without telling me.
[06:09:48]  I haven't seen him in four years now, however, and this was actually the first time I even thought about this incident for almost a year now.
[06:09:55]  They're not your friends?
[06:09:58]  They're not your friends no more.
[06:09:59]  But after writing this to share with the internet, it's once again fresh in my mind.
[06:10:04]  Oh, God.
[06:10:05]  Get this fucking idiot out of here.
[06:10:06]  Fuck you.
[06:10:07]  Thank you so much for watching, and we hope.
[06:10:08]  Hey, oh, yeah, is this the guy?
[06:10:10]  Is this the fucking guy, dude?
[06:10:12]  You're a fucking piece of shit.
[06:10:14]  You know that?
[06:10:14]  You're a fucking piece of garbage.
[06:10:17]  For fucking taking the same fucking stories and regurgitating them fucking shits over and over and over again.
[06:10:26]  All right, dude.
[06:10:27]  Look, I'm done, dude.
[06:10:29]  I'm fucking done.
[06:10:30]  You know what?
[06:10:30]  Let me get one more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[06:10:33]  Let me get more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[06:10:38]  What time is it?
[06:10:39]  It's almost three o'clock in the fucking morning over here at the Saturday Night Troll Show studios.
[06:10:45]  I've been on for over six hours.
[06:10:49]  I'm done, dude.
[06:10:50]  I'm fucking, I'm done.
[06:10:53]  All right?
[06:10:54]  I'm fucking done, dude.
[06:10:56]  I listen.
[06:10:58]  All right, look, dude.
[06:10:59]  You know, I know Bjorn's on, dude.
[06:11:01]  Y'all go check him out, dude.
[06:11:02]  I'm done, dude.
[06:11:03]  I'm not going to raid anymore.
[06:11:04]  I'm fucking done.
[06:11:05]  All right.
[06:11:05]  And fuck you, Rabbit.
[06:11:07]  Rabbit Gustine, whatever the fuck your stupid name is, dude.
[06:11:11]  Shut up.
[06:11:12]  I haven't even fucking, you know, did the hair of the dog that bit me for Christ's sake, man.
[06:11:18]  I've been too enthralled with fucking dealing.
[06:11:21]  Hold on, did this, is this, is there frozen beer?
[06:11:23]  I got a frozen beer.
[06:11:25]  The beer's so fucking cold, it's frozen, for Christ's sake.
[06:11:28]  Jesus Christ.
[06:11:29]  All right, look, I got to get the fuck out of here.
[06:11:32]  Okay?
[06:11:32]  I got to get the hell out of here.
[06:11:34]  All right.
[06:11:35]  And by the way, if y'all want to go check out Bjorn, go check out Bjorn for Christ's sake.
[06:11:40]  I'm going to be back Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, of course, at the YouTube channel, Ghost Politics.
[06:11:51]  All right.
[06:11:51]  And hopefully, and by the way, I'm going to increase the $18.66 bucker.
[06:11:56]  So don't be yelling any kind of anti-Semitic derogatory statements towards me when I up the $18.
[06:12:04]  Christian.
[06:12:06]  Play this as an outro.
[06:12:08]  Play this as an outro.
[06:12:09]  All right.
[06:12:10]  I'll play this as a fucking outro.
[06:12:11]  All right.
[06:12:12]  I got to get the hell out of here.
[06:12:13]  All right.
[06:12:14]  This was requested by Der Wicking, and I want to see what the hell this is.
[06:12:19]  What is this, Derwicking?
[06:12:20]  What the hell is this?
[06:12:22]  Most names.
[06:12:23]  Hold on just a second.
[06:12:24]  Oh, it's Bathory.
[06:12:27]  It's Bathory, for Christ's sake.
[06:12:29]  Jesus Christ.
[06:12:30]  Here it is, Derwicking.
[06:12:32]  Here it is.
[06:12:33]  All right, play it.
[06:12:34]  All right, here it is.
[06:12:35]  Play it.
[06:12:36]  Jesus Christ.
[06:12:41]  This is the outro.
[06:12:43]  All right, I guess, to tonight's show, Bathory, Death and Resurrection of the Northern Sun.
[06:12:53]  Oh, my God.
[06:12:54]  What a fucking show.
[06:12:55]  What a makeup of the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 22, 22, 22.
[06:13:02]  All right, what does everybody think about this, huh?
[06:13:09]  Der Wicking requested this, and he requested this as the end.
[06:13:14]  All right, are we going to end on this, son of a bitch, or what?
[06:13:21]  And by the way, what does everybody think about this?
[06:13:23]  All right.
[06:13:23]  I'm going to let this go ahead and play because Derwicking did throw a $20 bill down.
[06:13:29]  All right, so what does everybody think in the chat room?
[06:13:32]  All right, go ahead.
[06:13:33]  Let me know.
[06:13:34]  And I'm going to let y'all listen to this because, like I said, Derwicking hooked it up with a $20 bill.
[06:13:39]  All right.
[06:13:41]  God, hold
[06:14:51]  on just a second.
[06:14:52]  Hold on.
[06:14:52]  Did we get another dono for Christ's sake?
[06:14:56]  No, we gotta, we got somebody do.
[06:14:58]  Oh, like subscribing.
[06:14:59]  Yeah, thank you for the subscription.
[06:15:00]  I'm sorry, I thought I heard.
[06:15:01]  I thought I didn't hear a dono.
[06:15:03]  bad and yes i will i will upload this episode of the saturday night troll show to the bitch you What?
[06:15:20]  What?
[06:15:20]  Shitty end for a shitty episode.
[06:15:23]  Shitty end for a shitty episode.
[06:15:25]  And look at it, like a dark meme magician girl trying to one-up everybody.
[06:15:29]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[06:15:38]  He and the brothers go over and on my phone.
[06:15:41]  I really lie.
[06:15:43]  Can it be good of my heart and those who believe?
[06:15:47]  And so here I am, honey.
[06:15:49]  He's going with my back to the sea.
[06:15:51]  Yeah, you know what?
[06:15:52]  I want to be honest with you.
[06:15:53]  I don't know about these vocals there, Derwicking.
[06:15:56]  I don't know about these vocals, dude.
[06:16:12]  You know, but I'm letting it go.
[06:16:14]  I'm letting it go, dude.
[06:16:20]  I'm letting it go.
[06:16:21]  Give me my drink.
[06:16:27]  And god damn it, 2012 fan.
[06:16:29]  I'm serious, dude.
[06:16:30]  Stop fucking posting that mentally disabled girl.
[06:16:33]  I'm not joking.
[06:16:34]  guys are going to burn in hell for that shit.
[06:16:50]  Man, stop doing this shit for Christ's sake.
[06:16:52]  Fucking listen to me.
[06:16:54]  It's my show, fucking assholes.
[06:16:58]  Whispring my grand whisk my rest.
[06:17:08]  The darkness surrounds me.
[06:17:16]  All right, dude.
[06:17:17]  How long has this been going on?
[06:17:18]  All right, he donated a 20 bucker, so I got to let this go for a little bit.
[06:17:24]  All right, I mean, Derwicking did donate a $20 bill, so we got to go and let this go a little bit here, dude.
[06:17:33]  Hey, Bjorn is in the chat, dude.
[06:17:35]  What's going on to Bjorn?
[06:17:38]  We're just listening to some Nordic stuff that somebody donated and wanted me to listen to here.
[06:17:45]  And I'm drinking, dude.
[06:17:46]  I'm drinking right now.
[06:17:47]  I'm drinking nice cold PS.
[06:17:48]  I'm drinking cold beers, and all I gotta say is, SCOOOOOOL!
[06:17:59]  Go in the hand!
[06:18:00]  Goilla.
[06:18:02]  Go in the hand.
[06:18:11]  I'm sorry about the music if you don't like it.
[06:18:14]  This is, you know, this was donated for a $20 bill by Dervicking.
[06:18:21]  What's going on to Der Vicking?
[06:18:28]  And I'm telling you, Der Vicking, I don't really like this.
[06:18:31]  The fucking vocals on this suck a cock with it.
[06:18:33]  No offense.
[06:18:34]  No offense.
[06:18:35]  It sucks a cock with it.
[06:18:38]  And I can lean with it.
[06:18:39]  And I can rock with it.
[06:18:41]  And this fucking song sucks a cock with it.
[06:18:49]  Jeez, how long have we been listening to this?
[06:18:52]  Five minutes.
[06:18:53]  Almost six minutes.
[06:18:54]  All right, I'm going to let this go for a couple more seconds.
[06:18:57]  All right?
[06:18:57]  And I've got Dark Me Magician Girl's fucking donation.
[06:19:01]  She donated a $20 bill.
[06:19:04]  Man, I got to go to her shit.
[06:19:13]  Actually, she put $21, or excuse me, $20.01.
[06:19:18]  $20.01, Dark Mean Magician Girl did.
[06:19:33]  All right, where are we at?
[06:19:35]  All right, that's good enough here.
[06:19:37]  We'll make it go to seven minutes here for Derwicking because he's always donating.
[06:19:45]  Hey, Bjorn's coming back to the USA.
[06:19:48]  Yeah, man, make sure to have an intervention on Blade, dude.
[06:19:51]  His fucking foot is about to fall off.
[06:19:54]  All right.
[06:19:56]  Amputation hype.
[06:20:03]  Amputation height!
[06:20:14]  Alright, that's about enough.
[06:20:15]  All right, there we go.
[06:20:16]  Thank you very much, Der Wicking.
[06:20:19]  I appreciate it for Christ's sake.
[06:20:21]  All right, you're, you know, even though we may agree to disagree on certain subject matters, cheers to you, man.
[06:20:27]  Thank you very much.
[06:20:28]  All right, let's get to the last $18.66 bucker, which was actually a $20 bill by Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[06:20:37]  And she said, shitty end for a shitty episode.
[06:20:40]  What are you talking about?
[06:20:40]  This wasn't a shitty episode.
[06:20:42]  We did a lot of shit.
[06:20:43]  What the fuck are you talking about, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
[06:20:46]  We did a lot of shit.
[06:20:49]  I'm telling you, you guys are never satisfied, man.
[06:20:51]  Never fucking satisfied, for Christ's sake.
[06:20:54]  And look at what Dark Me Magician Girl is going to end it with.
[06:20:57]  Look at this stupid, fucking idiotic, perverted bullshit that this broad is going to end it with.
[06:21:02]  Look at this.
[06:21:04]  Look at this shit.
[06:21:06]  Dark Me Magician Schwat requested this for a $20 bill for Christ's sake.
[06:21:13]  Oh my God.
[06:21:16]  What a fucking fucked-up shitbird ending this is, dude.
[06:21:24]  What?
[06:21:25]  What the fuck did they just say?
[06:21:30]  What the fuck did those goddamn Asian bitches just say?
[06:21:36]  What the fuck did those Asian bitches just say, for Christ's sake?
[06:21:40]  Did they just say the N-word?
[06:21:42]  I thought I swear to God, I heard them say the N-word.
[06:21:47]  I swear to God, what is this?
[06:21:48]  Goopy again, for fuck's sake.
[06:21:52]  Yes, if Blade has an amputation, he might live four more months.
[06:21:59]  I don't know, dude.
[06:22:00]  I mean, he's in pretty bad shape.
[06:22:02]  You know, I tried to tell him, you know, today that he should sprinkle, because he doesn't want to go to the doctor, right?
[06:22:08]  He's afraid he's going to get his shit amputated, right?
[06:22:10]  And the shit's ulcerated all over his foot, all over his leg.
[06:22:13]  And I was telling him he needs to sprinkle some turmeric on it.
[06:22:17]  All right, because that's what they do to these fuckers in the third world out there in India and Africa.
[06:22:26]  So I hope that, you know, they sprinkle a little turmeric on it.
[06:22:29]  And, you know, hopefully he does that because it'll actually kill some of the bacteria.
[06:22:33]  As a matter of fact, he could mix the turmeric with some honey because honey, especially honey from Australia.
[06:22:41]  I forgot what they call it.
[06:22:43]  But it has antibacterial properties.
[06:22:47]  And I think that Blade could use it if he doesn't want to.
[06:22:51]  Yeah, Manuka honey.
[06:22:52]  Thank you, Gondola.
[06:22:53]  You know what I'm talking about.
[06:22:54]  Manuka honey, you sprinkle a little bit of fucking turmeric in there.
[06:22:58]  You rub it on the wound, and it should help kill a lot of the septis and fucking gangrene and all that other shit that fucking Blade probably has right now.
[06:23:07]  All right.
[06:23:08]  Because, I mean, I sincerely believe that he's got septis.
[06:23:12]  He's got fucking gangrene.
[06:23:14]  He's in some serious trouble.
[06:23:16]  And I wish, you know, somebody that's around Blade would be like, hey, dude, you know, you're in bad shape.
[06:23:23]  You're in some serious bad shape.
[06:23:25]  And I think that, you know, you got to do something.
[06:23:28]  You know what I mean?

=== Manuka Honey Turmeric (04:02) ===

[06:23:29]  You got to do something.
[06:23:30]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
[06:23:32]  All right.
[06:23:33]  I understand that Bjorn is in here.
[06:23:35]  I'm sure that Bjorn is doing a live stream.
[06:23:38]  And cheers to Bjorn in chat, by the way.
[06:23:41]  If you're listening to me, go ahead and take a listen to Bjorn.
[06:23:44]  He's a fucking hospitable guy.
[06:23:46]  Very nice.
[06:23:47]  Always been a friend of the broadcast.
[06:23:49]  So cheers to Bjorn.
[06:23:51]  Score!
[06:23:53]  All right.
[06:23:54]  By the way, cheers.
[06:23:55]  Let me go ahead and take a drink to Bjorn, dude.
[06:23:57]  And if you're going to come here to the States, I mean, I'm almost tempted because I'm a big Bjorn fan.
[06:24:02]  All right.
[06:24:02]  I'm a Bjorn fan and I'm a fucking Blade fan.
[06:24:05]  But I really want to meet Bjorn more than Blade because Blade, you know, he's on his way out, dude.
[06:24:11]  He's on his way out.
[06:24:12]  What is this?
[06:24:13]  And with the market.
[06:24:14]  What are you talking about?
[06:24:15]  There's no markets.
[06:24:16]  It's a fucking weekend, you dick.
[06:24:18]  The medals.
[06:24:19]  The medals.
[06:24:19]  Let's get to the goddamn.
[06:24:21]  Dude, it's the weekend.
[06:24:23]  The market's been closed since Friday, dude.
[06:24:26]  What are you talking about?
[06:24:29]  The market's been fucking closed since fucking Friday.
[06:24:32]  What are you talking about?
[06:24:36]  Oh, my God.
[06:24:37]  I mean, dude, what do you want me to do?
[06:24:39]  What the fuck?
[06:24:40]  You want the fucking markets?
[06:24:43]  God damn it, you fucking people, dude.
[06:24:45]  All right.
[06:24:46]  Dow Jones Industrial was modestly up, 3.33 points, a percentage increase of 0.01%, closing out the Dow at 28,135.38 points for the Dow Jones Industrial, all right?
[06:25:01]  And the reason that we're seeing positivity in the market is because the president has said that there is going to be a deal, a deal, excuse me, between the Chinese and the United States when it comes to the trade deal.
[06:25:12]  And that's why I believe you combine that good news with what's going on in the employment market, with the jobs and the wages going up, etc.
[06:25:23]  I think this thing is going to be pretty good in the near short term.
[06:25:27]  So S ⁇ P 500, it is up 0.23 points, a percentage increase of 0.01%, closing out the S ⁇ P at 3,168.80 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[06:25:40]  We got the NASDAQ.
[06:25:42]  The NASDAQ is up 17.56 points, a percentage increase of 0.20%.
[06:25:48]  Closing out the NASDAQ at 8,734.88 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[06:25:56]  Now, I'm assuming you sons of bitches want me to fucking do some goddamn commodities.
[06:26:00]  So I'm only going to do oil and I'm going to do metals and I'm out of here.
[06:26:03]  Okay.
[06:26:04]  Let's go to energy, WTI Sweet Crude.
[06:26:07]  And let me tell you, have you seen that sweet crude price?
[06:26:09]  Y'all better keep your eye on that price.
[06:26:11]  If that WTI sweet crude continues to go up, it could throw a monkey wrench in our economy.
[06:26:17]  Okay.
[06:26:19]  Here we go.
[06:26:19]  WTI Sweet Crude is up $0.07, a percentage increase of 0.12%.
[06:26:24]  Current price for WTI is $60.14 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[06:26:31]  Brent crude is also up today.
[06:26:33]  It is up 8 cents, a percentage increase of 0.12%.
[06:26:37]  Current price for Brent crude is $65.30 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[06:26:44]  We've got gasoline.
[06:26:45]  It is down 0.26%.
[06:26:47]  And natural gas is down 0.04%.
[06:26:51]  And heating oil is up 0.48%.
[06:26:54]  Now let's get to the metals, shall we?
[06:26:57]  The metals.
[06:26:58]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[06:27:00]  Gold is down, folks.
[06:27:02]  It is down $1.80, a percentage decrease of 0.12%.
[06:27:06]  The current price for gold is $1,479.40 per troy ounce of gold.
[06:27:13]  Silver is modestly up.
[06:27:15]  It is only up 2 cents, a percentage increase of 0.14%.
[06:27:19]  Current price for silver is $17.04 per troy ounce of silver.
[06:27:25]  We've got copper.
[06:27:26]  It is up 0.81%.
[06:27:28]  And platinum is up 0.46%.

=== Tuesday Market Update (03:23) ===

[06:27:31]  Okay, there it is.
[06:27:33]  That's the metals.
[06:27:34]  That's the markets for your ass.
[06:27:37]  All right.
[06:27:38]  Let me take a fucking drink here before I go.
[06:27:40]  Let me take a fucking drink.
[06:27:49]  All right.
[06:27:49]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:27:51]  Okay.
[06:27:51]  And fuck all of you people that are saying date line ghosts.
[06:27:54]  And come on.
[06:27:55]  Let's do this.
[06:27:56]  Finish with crypto.
[06:28:00]  Yeah.
[06:28:02]  Look, I'm going to be back Tuesday.
[06:28:04]  Okay.
[06:28:04]  If you want a fucking update on the markets, come back on Tuesday.
[06:28:07]  I'm going to be on YouTube.
[06:28:09]  All right.
[06:28:10]  Under the channel Ghost Politics.
[06:28:11]  You know where it's at.
[06:28:12]  And if you don't, go to Ghost.report.
[06:28:15]  Okay.
[06:28:16]  Go to Ghost.report.
[06:28:17]  Always remember, no matter what happens to me on any of these goddamn platforms, I will always have my website.
[06:28:24]  Okay.
[06:28:24]  So go ahead and take a look.
[06:28:26]  Here it is.
[06:28:27]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:28:29]  There it is right there.
[06:28:30]  Ghost.report.
[06:28:31]  All you got to do is put your goddamn, right there.
[06:28:32]  See that ghost.report.
[06:28:34]  Put that in your browser.
[06:28:35]  Add that to your bookmarks.
[06:28:36]  Add that to your favorites.
[06:28:38]  So no matter what happens to me on any platform, you can find me on here, folks.
[06:28:43]  All right.
[06:28:44]  You can find me on here.
[06:28:46]  Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:28:49]  Okay.
[06:28:49]  And look, I'm going to put the fucking donator list and the shit list here in the next couple of days.
[06:28:54]  All right.
[06:28:54]  I had some fucking problems on Saturday, and you all know what those problems were.
[06:28:59]  All right.
[06:29:00]  You all know where those problems were.
[06:29:02]  So anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:29:04]  Okay.
[06:29:04]  I will be back Tuesday once again on the YouTube channel and I hope to see you there.
[06:29:10]  And by the way, we're going to up the price of $18.66.
[06:29:15]  I just, I have to do it.
[06:29:16]  I'm sorry.
[06:29:18]  I have to fucking do it.
[06:29:19]  I'm sorry.
[06:29:20]  Don't call me any kind of anti-Semitic derogatory names.
[06:29:23]  Don't call me an overgrown shekel goblin.
[06:29:26]  I mean, this is something we have to do so that we can have some fledgling of a show going on and not having it all nothing but $18.66 fucking bucker for Christ's sake.
[06:29:37]  All right?
[06:29:39]  So anyway, I thank you all for tuning in.
[06:29:42]  What's up, Khabib?
[06:29:43]  What's up, Tim McCrab?
[06:29:45]  You know, what's up to the people that are my true fans out here and not a bunch of troll terrorist cyber vermin pieces of goddamn gender fluid fondling shit.
[06:29:54]  You fucking anal object aficionados.
[06:29:57]  All right, GX in the chat.
[06:29:59]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:30:01]  All right, it is 3.10, 3.15 in the moaning on an early Monday morning.
[06:30:07]  And I'm sitting over here.
[06:30:08]  I'm fucking redoing a Saturday Night Troll show.
[06:30:11]  And do I get any fucking appreciation?
[06:30:13]  Do I get any fucking respect?
[06:30:15]  No.
[06:30:17]  So I'm getting the hell out of here.
[06:30:18]  You all better be here on Tuesday on YouTube, on my YouTube channel, Ghost Politics.
[06:30:24]  If not, you're a piece of trash.
[06:30:27]  I'm out of here, boy.
[06:30:29]  I'm out of here.
[06:30:30]  And I have to say, this was a decent makeup show, considering I didn't have to fucking do it.
[06:30:37]  So I am out of here.
[06:30:39]  I am out of here.
[06:30:42]  I am out.
[06:30:45]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:30:46]  What a shitbag show.
[06:30:47]  And fuck all of you people talking garbage to me in the chat room.
[06:30:51]  I'm out of here.
[06:30:54]  Woo!