Ghost anchors the Saturday Night Troll Show 21, defending his anti-establishment status while shifting his broadcast schedule to Tuesdays and Thursdays for intensive gaming training. He engages in heated debates over Donald Trump, Saudi royal conspiracies, and moon landing fakes, all while reacting to racist chat comments with satirical music and explicit "Radio Graffiti" segments targeting transgender individuals and Andrew Yang. The episode culminates in an eight-hour marathon of harassment raids, conspiracy theories, and profanity-laced banter before Ghost signs off at 5:00 a.m., promising future gaming streams. [Automatically generated summary]
Please make sure to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
And let everybody know, let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show isn't affected in the house.
This is episode 21.
I want to say cheers to everybody who's chilling here with me right here, right now.
Cheers to all you folks out there, folks.
All right.
I'm hype, and I hope you are too.
We got a lot of things to do tonight.
Nothing like good old internet tomfoolery.
I want to thank you all once again for chilling with me.
Episode 21.
Spread it around.
Spread it around.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Try to spread it around all over the internet.
We're still underground, baby.
The Saturday Night Troll Show is still underground.
We've got the tools to conduct tomfoolery, all right?
Woo!
I'm a little hype, folks, all right?
I had some cookies, ice cream, and some cupcakes.
So my blood sugar is through the fucking roof.
And look, we're already getting donos.
We're already getting fucking donations.
We haven't even started the goddamn show.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Thank you all for kicking with me.
Episode 21, once again of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
And we're still getting donations.
We haven't even started the show.
All right.
Take me out of here.
We're taking out of here for Christ's sake.
And hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
And take the screen off.
Hold on, we got her.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fuck you, first of all.
Let's go ahead and replay some of these doughnuts that came in before the damn show even started.
Yeah, some asshole saying fucking finally.
And I think this next one was this idiot, Hammy the Recap Piggy, this asshole that spreads nothing but slanderous lies and talks garbage about yours truly, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Ghost got interrupted with a copyright strike right in the middle of the show.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess he should have raised the price of the 18 buckers like he originally promised.
You know what?
Maybe I should, but you know what?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
For some reason, I have some compassion for you idiots, and for whatever reason, that's my goddamn problem.
That's my fault.
Anyway, folks, I know there's a lot of people in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers talking garbage about how I'm late.
But let me tell you something, folks.
I had myself a great meal.
I had Mrs. Ghost, guess what?
I had Mrs. Ghost make some yay spaghetti.
And while Mrs. Ghost was making the spaghetti, I made sure to have a plethora of wines.
All right, I'm talking like ages 2013, 2015.
We had some great wines.
And on top of that, folks, after the meal, big ass bowl of spaghetti and meat bowls, I had myself some goddamn cupcakes, ice cream, and cookies because it's the holidays.
And not to mention, it's Christmas time.
I think that, you know, everybody has the carte blanche to celebrate Christmas throughout the whole damn month.
So we have a whole bunch of Christmas goodies up in here.
Mrs. Ghost has got the cupcakes because she knows I like cupcakes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Rate my band.
All right, look, I'm going to get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
I want to remind everybody that we're just going to do a few of these.
Do not like bombard me with $18.66 because I want to get these done as quick as possible so we can conduct some internet tomfoolery.
right?
What is it, Klondike bar?
What do you do for a Klondike bar?
I tell someone with a straight face that ghost isn't actually entertainment for a time.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I really appreciate that for Christ's sake.
That's why you're sitting here listening, you stupid dumb jerk dick.
You know, that's what really pisses me off about you, anal secretion-loving, piggish, power-bottom fruit bowl, dog-farting fetish, having pieces of sphincter finger and jerk dicks out here.
That you guys talk all the garbage that you want about me, and yet you're still sitting here listening to this broadcast.
All right, let me tell you something.
I don't appreciate the way you idiots come at me every fucking show, every time I'm live, okay?
You know what?
I saw somebody in the chat room call me earlier in this broadcast before I even started.
Some idiot called me a web comic.
A web fucking comic.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not a fucking webcomic, you idiot.
I'm a broadcaster, you fucking moron.
All right, I'm a broadcaster.
And let me tell you something.
In about 10 years, they're going to be handing me the fucking golden microphone for my lifetime achievement award for being such an innovator in the broadcasting field.
Okay?
So for you idiots sitting here calling me some kind of a fucking web comic or some bullshit like that, fuck you.
All right.
I'm a goddamn broadcaster.
And what is this?
Here, Ghost, since you didn't like Republican.
Fuck you, ST Mike.
That's the last person I want to hear from right now, is you, you some sorry sack of crap.
Look, let's not turn this episode 21 of the Saturday Night Troll Show into some kind of fucking bullshit, autistic, fucking spastic, repetitive bunch of fucking garbage.
All right?
I mean, I don't ever want to hear you call me a fucking webcomic again, you son of a bitch.
Do you understand that?
I'm not, I don't even want you to compare me to some two-bit comedian.
I am a professional broadcaster, okay?
I'm a professional broadcaster who is innovating the whole concept of radio broadcasting.
What is it?
Oh, fuck you, C. Fuck you.
You fucking asshole dude.
The golden microphone award, you dickhead.
It happened again.
I just foiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
Yeah, fuck you.
The engineer has the night off, by the way, you dumb dicks.
You understand that the Saturday Night Troll Show, I give the engineer the night off so he can go and do whatever it is that he wants to do.
Meanwhile, I am conducting my Saturday nights with this, you know, with bombardment of nothing but besmirchment, with a bunch of probably sick-ass fucking videos and all this other nonsense.
So, you know, listen, this is episode 21 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Let's not fuck this up, all right?
It's a Saturday night.
Let's all of us hold hands, and of course, I'm extending my hand in friendship to you people, of course, with a rubber glove on it, because many of you are probably pause holes if you want my personal opinion.
I am extending my hand out in friendship to you sons of bitches with a rubber glove on it, and I'd like for you all to just hold hands and let us conduct ourselves in some internet tomfoolery.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
All right, I mean, all I'm trying to do is a guy trying to do a show for heaven's sake, all right?
All right, what do we got here?
Extending Friendship With Rubber Glove00:10:32
All right, we got a lot of things in store here.
As a matter of fact, if you're taking a look at the community page of my YouTube channel, I conducted a little impromptu poll today on what's people's favorite segment of the show.
And I want everybody to take a look at what the fuck ended up happening with this.
I don't even know why I take polls with you idiots.
I don't even know what Ram Ranch alert.
Oh, the cowboys.
Cowboys are playing the Rams on Sunday, December 15th for a Ram Ranch rematch.
Ram Ranch rematch.
I'll tell you, the Cowboys don't look good.
It looks like it's going to be 18 naked cowboys getting their asses rammed at Ram Ranch, if you want my personal opinion.
They lost to the Bears, okay?
The fucking cowboys lost to the shitty bears.
So give me a fucking break.
What is this?
Trump equals Saudi puppet.
Oh, boy, I can't wait for you to spin how Trump is sucking up to Saudi Arabia.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't have the time, effort, or energy.
Why is Trump such a little bitch for the Saudi?
His entire base hates them and he acts like a greedy Jew.
You don't understand what's happening.
I attempted to try to explain this to you idiots one time, and of course it went over your head because you idiots would rather, you know, talk about stupid, ridiculous fucking nonsense that has to be related to cartoons or internet fucking animated women.
I mean, what I told you folks is that there was a transition in 2016 with the Saudi royal family, and that's why there was a great purge of many of the Saudi royal family because of the crown prince Mohammed bin Salman.
Mohammed bin Salman purged a lot of the royal family that was Wahhabist for the past three kingdoms.
And this included the Osama bin Laden family, believe it or not.
Take a look.
You can look this up for yourself.
He all the fucking billionaires.
Look, I don't have time to talk about this.
All right.
If y'all want to take a look at what's going on in Saudi Arabia, I highlight it detail in this particular blog post on Ghost.report.
Take a look at it.
They put the PC shot on.
Jamal Khashoggi and the secret war within the CIA.
Okay.
Here it is right here.
I go into extensive detail about what's going on with the Saudi royal family and how Jamal Khashoggi is collated with all this shit and how why the Washington Post hired Khashoggi and why the so-called globalist media are putting Khashoggi on such a fucking pedestal for Christ.
Why?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I'd wait a couple of days for the fucking inch to build up in Ghost's ass crack.
Yeah, you see, this is the kind of garbage I've got to take here, all right?
This is the kind of crap that I've got to take here for Christ's sake.
Fuck you, Spermi the Bud Hamster.
Here, let me put this link in the chat room if you want to go and take a look at it.
Here it is right here.
It's on Ghost Report.
And I outline in explicit detail about the transition from Wahhabiist terrorist to a more secular kingdom under Mohammed bin Salman.
And I'm telling you all right now, Khashoggi is a big propaganda piece, even though Khashoggi was a part of the Mujahideen in the Afghan-Russian war.
He was a propagandist for the CIA during the Afghan-Russian war, who recruited Mujahideen through his articles in the Middle East.
So I'm just saying, here it is right here.
Don't listen to these idiots saying it's a virus.
These guys are fucking pieces of fucking garbage that are in the chat room just trying to fucking troll for Christ's sake.
If you want to read about Saudi Arabia and the war within the CIA, that is a great fucking article that I wrote, all right?
What would you do for a Klondike?
And can you shut up about the fucking Klondike bar, you stupid idiot?
Jesus Christ.
And anyway, prior to this moron, who the hell just fuck you, Klondike Bar.
Prior to these idiots talking garbage over here, prior to these ass clacks, and we got some idiot it's Jake for two bucks.
Yeah, fuck you, it's Jake.
Who is this?
Dr. Merrick.
I'm not a webcomic, you fucking idiot.
Fuck you.
And don't don't bring up any kind of scat fetish.
It's obvious that you sick ass autists are into that kind of shit.
And of course, here's Gray Steel with another damn $18.66 bucker dono.
All right, look, I conducted a poll on my community page on my channel on YouTube.
And I asked people, what is your favorite segment of the show on the Saturday Night Troll Show?
And I listed stream raids, judging instathoughts, the date line, the video jukebox, since you fucking assholes keep fucking calling me that.
And then I put one option that says, fuck you, ghost.
Now, I'd like for you all to take a look at what's leading right now in this poll.
Take a look.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this shit.
45% of the vote for fuck you ghost.
This is 300, almost 340 goddamn people that voted, fuck you, ghost.
So, you know, I don't even understand why I even conduct these stupid polls for Christ's sake.
Because it's obvious that you people are a bunch of troll terrorists that just want to see the worst for me.
I mean, I'm out here trying to produce content for your assholes, and this is the kind of thanks that I get.
Fuck you, ghost.
Look, look at him in the chat room.
Fuck you, ghosts.
Look at that.
Isn't that great?
Don't I have such the greatest fans of all time for Christ's sake?
Jesus fucking Christ.
You know how many people have written blogs and articles about my fan base for Christ's sake?
Go on, Google them up and find them for yourself.
I'm not going to be promoting these fucking two-bit rag pieces of fucking mommy's basement blogging pieces of shit.
But they have called, they have literally called my fan base the most toxic fan base on the internet.
And that's pretty bad.
That's fucking pretty bad when they're calling my fan base the most toxic fan base on the internet.
And let me tell you, I have to, I may have to agree with them a little bit.
All right.
I may have to agree with him.
Oh, my God.
Stay away from Ghost's ass.
I've already laid claim to his fundamental family.
Oh, fuck you.
I want to dip my tongue deep into his face.
Look, I'm sorry about the perversion that we have here, folks.
I had spaghetti today, you stupid son of a bitch.
I didn't have any fucking corn.
All right?
Since you're talking about licking my crumb, for a lack of a better term.
You guys are sick.
You're perverted.
And this is the kind of garbage that I've got to put up with.
I mean, this is what I have to put up with on a consistent goddamn basis, for Christ's sake.
And it's horrible.
It's fucking horrible.
Anyway, folks, I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
I have been trying.
All right.
I have been trying to, you know, conduct a broadcast schedule that's a little bit more conducive to my lifestyle.
And we have changed here recently the Go Show scheduling, if you haven't already noticed.
We are no longer broadcasting on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
We are now broadcasting on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
What would I do for a Klondike bar?
Who gives a shit about a fucking Klondike bar, dude?
Can you fucking who gives a shit about a Klondike bar, man?
All right?
What is this?
I'm a webcomic.
I'm not a web fucking comic, dude.
Stop fucking calling me that.
I'm getting very offended by you idiots calling me a webcomic.
I am an innovative broadcaster.
Do you understand?
That is contributing a plethora into the realm of radio broadcasting.
So for you to sit over here and continuously call me a webcomic is literally trying to besmirch me as a broadcaster.
I am not a fucking webcomic.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop calling me this shit.
I'm a fucking web comic.
I'm not a fucking web comic.
What am I?
Am I sitting over here doing stand-up fucking jokes for you, idiot?
Huh?
Hey, you know, I just flew in from Atlanta, and boy, are my arms tired.
Hey, hey, give me your wife, please.
Give me a fucking break, you idiot.
Jesus Christ, man.
Look, I'm going to start this show, and we're going to start doing $18.66.
And then we're going to do some stream raids.
Then we're going to conduct some internet tomfoolery.
And I'm telling you, if any of you sons of bitches fuck this goddamn show up, you're going to get it.
Do you understand that?
You are going to fucking get it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, once again, Tuesdays and Thursdays, the Ghost Show, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time on my YouTube channel.
And if you don't know the YouTube channel, go to ghost.report.
That's what you type into your browser right there, ghost.report, and you can find the channel to the ghost show.
And look, people are sitting here saying that I'm a lazy boomer for doing this.
You're not understanding, you assholes.
I'm in intense gaming training right now.
I am in intense gaming training.
And I'm telling you, folks, I mean, I am doing fucking great.
All right.
I mean, my gaming tutor has said that, dude, you know, you're like a natural for gaming.
I mean, I don't know what it is.
I mean, you know, we've been playing all kinds of games and I've been kicking fucking ass.
And I'm telling you, within the next month or two, I'm going to start doing a gaming stream probably on Friday.
And I'm telling you, you're going to see how much ass that I kicked, dude.
You're going to see it.
You're going to see it.
I just flew in from my trailer.
And boy, are my arms coming out of the camera.
Fuck you, ghostly comedian, man.
Listen, I don't like this.
Like, every time I eat it, I soil my wheels.
I don't like this go to this fucking web comic shit you people are calling me, all right?
Get over here and clean me up.
Fucking asshole.
Don't call me a web comic.
I'm not a fucking web comic asshole.
I'm a professional broadcaster that is innovating.
Deaf Chick And Meme Genie Chaos00:14:42
All right.
That is innovating radio broadcasting.
Give me 10 years and they are going to be handing me the golden microphone for my lifetime achievement award for my innovation of the medium of radio broadcasting.
And if you all don't think so, you just sit there and watch, boy, all right?
You just sit there and watch, you fucking migrant mouth-hugging cauliflower cock-sucking foreskin muzzle-loving pieces of cuckold connoisseur trash.
You all just fucking wait and see what happens, you son of a bitch.
All right, let's go ahead and get to these $18.66 bucker.
Let's get them out of the way.
And once we do so, let's conduct ourselves in some Saturday Night Troll Show tomfoolery.
How about that, huh?
All right, the first $18.66 bucker was requested by somebody named Rate My Band.
Rate my band.
Let's go see what the hell you're talking about.
This better be a legit band, you son of a bitch.
All right, I gotta fucking look after these to make sure that there isn't no there.
Well, what the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding?
Somebody actually made a song about this?
Oh my God, rate my band.
Look, put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Dick's out for Haramby.
Right?
Somebody actually made a song like this.
Dick's out for Haramby.
Just play it, for heaven's sake.
Dick's out for Haramby.
Yeah, that's great.
What is this?
Metal?
Oh, God.
I mean, dude, the internet, it just never ceases to amaze me, dude.
It never ceases to amaze me.
Dicks out for Harambee!
And take a look at the fucking name of this guy.
Look at this guy's name.
Look at this guy's fucking name.
Give me a break.
Lost but never forgotten.
He's great.
We'll live up for worse.
I mean, this is an actual song for that gorilla that was assassinated because some stupid fucking irresponsible black woman just decided to let her fucking kid loose in a goddamn gorilla cage.
I don't know.
All right, dude.
I mean, I don't know what to say about this.
I mean, does anybody really like this song?
This is kind of like, you know, the only thing that you can hear is dicks out for Harambi.
Everything else is, I don't, I don't know about this.
I don't know.
This was pretty stupid, dude.
This was a pretty stupid fucking video.
I'll tell you that.
Pretty stupid song.
Although I do remember the meme, never forget Haramby.
All right.
Anyway, judge your band.
I think your band sucks, dude.
I'm sorry.
I think your band sucks.
I think it was trying to be metal.
It was try-hard metal, and I don't like it.
All right.
So, you know, do something a little better.
And by the way, that was 2016 that you released that.
It's time for you to release something else.
Folks, we are less than a month away from 2020.
And you know something?
You know what I feel is going to happen in the year 2020?
People are going to have a refreshed new vision.
They're going to have perfect vision and clarity to be able to see the disgusting, filthy criminality and corruption that's within Washington, D.C.
And that's why you have every institutional piece of trash in Washington, D.C., including the state-run media, going after Donald Trump.
So I'm telling you right now, Trump is still withering the storm.
It is Trump 2020.
And I don't want to get too goddamn political on this Saturday Night Troll show, but I think that's what's going to happen in 2020.
People are going to have some clarity in this son of a bitch.
And people are going to be able to see very clearly that this damn Washington, D.C. establishment is anti-American trash.
And that this president, President Trump, is the most fucking America kind of president in American history.
Anyway, let's move on here.
We've got ST Mike the Meme Genie.
I'm all looking forward to seeing what the hell this son of a bitch donated.
And of course, people have been asking how to donate.
I can't believe people don't know how to donate anymore, dude.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around.
I've been seeing that as of late in the chat room.
Dude, all you got to do is go to this little web link right here, streamelements.com slash ghostpolitics slash tip.
All right.
You click that, you follow the instructions, and you've got yourself, you know, a tip.
It's that simple, dude.
Have you seen a movie with Tom Sellick?
Tom Selick?
Tom Selick?
What are you talking about?
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
We got ST Mike the Meme Genie up in here.
So let's see what ST Mike the Meme Genie requested for an $18.66 bucker.
He said, here, ghosts, since you don't like Republican Space Rangers, what do you have in store for us now, there, ST Mike the Meme Genie?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Impotent Rage, the liberal superhero.
The fuck is the liberal superheroes.
Oh, no.
Impotent rage.
Tax the rich, got the poor.
Even though he got all his money offshore.
Impotent rage.
Are you fucking kidding me?
We're sacrificing together.
I feel your pain.
Impotent rage.
Eat organic, recycle, or I'll have a bitch.
He's a judgmental hypocrite.
I mean, there you go.
I mean, that's what liberals are.
He's carrying an old lady with ah, no.
Of course, there had to be some fucking poop in this shit.
What do we want?
Let's work.
Will we win?
Now, what do we want?
Hand job.
Everyone, get back to work.
What the hell is this?
Get back to work.
Impotent rage.
Hey, who made this?
Who?
Who made this?
Hold on, hold on.
We got a dono in here.
Hold on just a second.
What?
What is it?
What would I do for a Klondike bar?
I would lick the fun dip from the cracks of the girl.
I am tired of this Klondike stupid troll that you idiots have invented, dude.
Can you shove a Klondike bar right up your shit funnel?
And what is this?
Recently, God with this deaf girl.
It's actually not bad because she doesn't complain much, hee-hee.
Anyhow, smoke or drink to this banger.
Cheers.
And 21, let me tell you something about deaf chicks, okay?
I hate to bring this up, all right?
But there was a person that used to belong to the inner circle that I was very proud of, as a matter of fact.
He was a great member of the inner circle.
During the time we were doing crypto moves and shit, this guy made like $80,000 in crypto.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
And that's not also including his paycheck.
I think this guy was in IT or something.
So he was making some pretty good money, right?
And then for whatever reason, this guy started to be a little greedy and decided, you know what?
I'm going to go after a deaf chick who happens to be a psychiatrist within the deaf community or something because this broad was making like $250,300,000 a year.
And I advised the dude.
I said, dude, do not do this.
Do not do this.
All right, like okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
I'm not joking around.
This is a true story.
And the person that's probably involved in the story is listening to this.
And I'm sure he's probably getting upset because I told you so, you fucking jerk off.
But anyway, he was trying to say that, hey, ghost, you know, I've got this girl.
He didn't tell me she was deaf yet.
Okay.
She didn't tell me.
He didn't tell me she was deaf.
He was like, hey, ghost, you know, I've got this girl.
She's making six figures.
She's got $250,000 a year income.
If we combine that with my income, dude, we're going to be the 1% and all this other shit, right?
And I was like, hey, congratulations.
Great.
Then, like a week later, he tells me, Oh, yeah, she's deaf.
You know, she's deaf.
And she's a psychiatrist for deaf people.
And that's why she's making so much money.
She's making like $250,000 a year.
Okay.
Then about a month later, and this guy was just dating this deaf chick for about a couple of months.
Then all of a sudden, this guy comes to the inner circle and says, Ghost, I have some bad news.
The deaf chick is pregnant.
Oh, my, what?
I mean, I got so fucking pissed off at this guy.
I mean, I read him the riot act in the fucking inner circle.
I said, Are you fucking you're fucking, you got her pregnant?
What the fuck?
And he's like, dude, no, don't worry about it, man.
I mean, I think that it's going to work, you know.
And we've been talking about, what the fuck you mean you've been talking about?
This bitch is deaf.
What the fuck?
You know, sign language now?
All of a sudden, you're a fucking badass sign linguist and shit.
Anyway, this guy gets her pregnant.
And like weeks after she's pregnant, this broad starts flipping out and becoming a fucking nutcase and starts telling this guy, I don't know if I want to be with you.
What is this?
Be no payment.
Oh my god.
Yeah, half a deaf kid.
Yeah, exactly.
She starts flipping out and starts saying, I don't know if I want to be with you.
And I don't know if I want to marry you.
And I don't know if I want this kid.
I think I'm going to kill myself.
She starts flipping the fuck out and literally turning this guy's life.
Who prior to even fucking with this deaf chick, he was doing great.
He was doing great.
Brings this deaf chick because he wants to be a fucking, you know, a selfish asshole.
And lo and behold, this guy has had his life turned upside down because of the deaf chick.
And because of this, he has literally lost what he thought was going to be his future because he has a fucking kid with this deaf chick.
And because of that, he was humiliated and he's a fucking moron.
And that's why he left the inner circle because we were clowning him so much.
Because, you know, give me a fucking break.
You know what I mean?
Give me a fucking break.
All right.
And you know, the bad part about it is he ended up hating the inner circle.
He starts, he started talking garbage about people in the inner circle.
He started talking garbage about me.
Meanwhile, it was him and his stupid decisions that made him into the fucking dumbass deaf chick cuck that he has turned out to be.
So, hey, guy, if you're out there listening, I hope that you're doing well.
I don't mean to make fun of your situation, but let me tell you something.
People need to hear this.
People need to hear that, hey, you know, this broad, she's making $250,000 a year.
And if I marry her and we combine incomes, we're going to be a part of the 1%.
And well, there you go.
Now he's probably fucking cucking out.
He probably has to do whatever this deaf chick says.
And just imagine a domestic violence situation with a deaf chick.
Just imagine.
You know what I mean?
I mean, the cops show up and you're like, hey, you know, she's going nuts.
And then this bitch, throwing her fingers around everywhere.
Fucking throwing all this.
I mean, of course they're going to believe the fucking deaf chick, dude.
Of course they're going to believe the deaf chick.
She's going to be out fucking throwing her fingers around everywhere.
And meanwhile, this guy's going to be like, dude, look, she's been saying she wants to kill herself and this and that.
And all she's got to do is say, she hit me in the face.
And she starts slapping herself in the face.
And then that's it.
This guy's got to be taken into domestic violence.
They're never going to fucking take his side over a death chick.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, sorry about saying that story, but dude, it's very important that that story needed to be said.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, because I don't want anybody to do that same fucking idiotic mistake.
Just because some broad happens to be making some sum of money every year doesn't mean that should be the focal point of why you get with her, okay?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's go back.
Let's do a couple more seconds of this damn liberal cartoon and we're going to move on.
Play it.
Play it.
Oberman!
My arts nemesis!
I hate that right-wing bully!
Hey, Impenetrage, you pathetic hypocrite.
I was just eating some whales, Sashimi, and a manatee steak when my thoughts turned to you.
A manatee steak?
See you around, Schmucko.
Oh, do I hate that man?
Do I despise him?
Something wet and relaxing that you'll really like.
Yeah, this is something that liberals like to do.
This is liberals take fucking the help.
That's something that liberals love to do.
Fucking the help.
I want you to take me, rip my clothes off, and thrust yourself inside me.
Sometimes I feel like you don't even notice I'm here.
I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
Oh, my God.
No, shit.
You might as well fucking blow a fart like Fartwell.
I get emotional about this stuff too, Violet.
The environment, marriage rights, hemp clothing, recycling, placenta cakes.
You know, I became a liberal.
Placenta, what?
My parents were Violet.
We're about to start the flashback sequence.
All right, let's about enough of this stupid liberal cartoon.
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It's actually rather funny.
I thought it was amusing.
I love the satirical approach that they're using when it comes to describing liberals.
So, ST Mike the Meme Genie, you did okay there, boy.
All right, you did okay.
You're all right.
Watch the next time he's gonna throw some fucking anime like he usually does.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Gray Steele.
Gray Steele requested this and didn't leave anything.
He didn't say anything.
So let me make sure that this is okay and we're not going to get any kind of disgusting.
Okay, no, this is good.
This is good.
All right.
Gray Steele requested this.
Thank you, Gray Steele.
And he requested top five worst plays of all time in the NFL.
Let's take a look at this.
All right.
Worst plays.
Let's take a look at this.
All right, this is the Eagles versus the Patriots.
Oh, what a dickhead.
He dropped it himself.
You dropped the.
I've never seen this.
Oh, my God.
Watch this.
Vince Wolfor is going to run into his own man's ass and then fumbles the fucking football.
Look at this moron.
Runs into his own man's ass and then fumbles the fucking football like a jerk off.
Mark Sanchez not expecting it.
Oh, it's Mark Sanchez, a Mexican.
No wonder.
All right, let's go.
Number four.
What is number four?
Practice all those throws.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
What is this?
A trick play?
This looks like a trick play.
You got Griff Whalen.
I mean, it kind of looks like what?
An offs on-side pooch kick?
What the fuck are they doing here?
Oh, they were going to try to make a run for it?
What the fuck kind of play was that?
That didn't even make any fucking sense.
You know what, coach?
You should be fired for that dumb, stupid shit.
I mean, I've seen, oh, God.
They tried to make it look as seem as if they were going to make an onside kick.
And then this idiot hiked it to the quarterback and what the quarterback was supposed to fucking run.
There's not no way possible that that play would have even worked.
I mean, Jesus Christ, that looks like something that fucking Pee Wee League would have done.
Look at this.
Look at this shit.
Give me a break.
They don't even try to run a play.
Wow, dude.
Wow, I'm telling you.
This is why coaching is a big deal, folks.
Coaching is a big deal when it comes to fucking football.
Look at this.
This was a stupid coaching fucking error.
I don't know.
I mean, completely nuts.
All right, let's see number three.
Last week, good touch.
Wait a minute.
This is a Cowboys.
I don't want to see Cowboys.
McMahon loading up deep for Deshaun Jackson.
He holds it in.
Oh, yeah.
This is like.
Hey, okay.
Take a look.
Pause this.
I remember this play, okay?
I remember this play.
Take a look.
Let's put this back a little bit.
Take a look at where he throws the ball down.
He throws the ball down before he actually hits the end zone like a fucking idiot.
Watch this idiot.
Watch.
Watch.
Look, he actually throws the ball down before.
He throws it down before he even gets into the end zone.
Puts more points up.
It's look at this.
Look at this shit.
He throws the ball down before he even gets to the goddamn ridiculous end zone.
Look at this shit.
Oh, it is very close.
That is close.
Hey, ladies, that's a great dance.
Oh, man.
What a fucking idiot.
Look right here.
Look.
He doesn't cross the end zone.
He throws the ball down before he even gets to the touch.
What a fucking idiot.
You fucking imbecile.
If you say he didn't, let's stop and do the news first.
It's such a long play.
You won't have to look right down.
What a fucking jerk on.
The evidence would lead me to believe that he did not break the plane before getting rid of the ball.
And who knows what's going on inside that helmet?
Now, what happens to the ball?
Who knows what's going inside?
That helmet is right.
The runner lost control of the football prior to going into the end zone.
Yeah, I remember that play very vividly.
I remember the Cowboys.
And what is this?
This looks like the 49ers versus the Dolphins.
A block to kick.
The kicker tries to throw it.
Oh, these are the Redskins, my bad.
The kicker tries to throw it.
That is the most stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Look at the kicker.
He's like, here, let me get this.
I'm a quarterback now here.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, this is the Redskins, man.
Classic Joe Gibbs Redskins right there.
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Number one, let's see what this is.
Oh, man, this is the 49ers.
For 49ers, looks like it's against the Vikings.
Hey, wait a minute.
You're going the wrong way.
You're running the wrong way, you idiot.
YOU SWORNED THE TOUCHDOWN FOR THE- YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!
Oh my god.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
Bassette furniture.
We get it.
Hey, Gray Steele, thank you very much for the $18.66 bucker.
I really do appreciate that list of bad plays there.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's always good to see people fuck up, especially in sports.
You know what I mean?
Because these guys that are in sports are supposed to be like, you know what I mean?
I got sports.
I'm in sports and all that shit.
So anyway, cheers to you guys.
We got a few more $18.66 bucker up in here.
We got Folks.
Have you seen the movie Folks with Tom Selleck roll the clip?
I have never seen this movie.
This is by somebody by the name of Folks.
So let's see what Tom Sellek movie folks is talking about here for an $18.66 bucker.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
That's Jesus Christ.
That was a horrible burp.
That's a little bit of the spaghetti and meatballs, the ice cream, the cupcakes, and all that shit.
So please excuse me.
All right.
Anyway, here it is, folks, for an $18.66 bucker.
Let's see what Tom Sellek movie they're talking about.
Play it.
What is this?
Oh, hold on.
Wait, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Timeout.
Look, I'm looking at this.
There's only 308 views here.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I got to scan this.
I got to scan this here for a second here, folks.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to be.
Y'all aren't going to pull that shit on me.
All right.
Y'all aren't going to pull that garbage on me again.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
So right now, what I'm doing is I am skimming through this goddamn fucking video before I get to some kind of snake up the ass or somebody fucking taking a shit out of a prolapse danus or whatever the fuck you idiots are going to do here.
Okay?
Because I'm not allowing it.
I'm not going to allow it for Christ's sake.
And by the way, I have seen this movie.
This is a 1992 movie of Tom Selleck with Donna Michi playing his father.
You know, Donna Micchi.
That's pretty classic stuff.
All right.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Hold on.
I got to scan.
I got to scan through this shit, dude, because you never know what the hell these fucking people are going to do.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't want to.
I'm not joking.
I don't want to expose y'all to this sick-ass garbage that some of these people find is like sexual fetishes and shit.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Come on.
Hurry up.
I'm trying to.
All right.
Everything looks good for the first minute in.
Okay.
I'm trying to take a look at the rest because I don't want any of this.
Hold on.
I think this is just the movie.
All right.
I'm hoping this is just the fucking movie.
I think this is.
I think this is just the fucking movie.
At least I hope so.
I mean, I've looked through about a minute and a half, and it looks as though this is just the movie or parts of the movie or something of that capacity.
So anyway, Saturday Night Troll Show in effect, folks.
Sorry I have to do this, dude, but I don't want any fucking like man-ass or any kind of sick-ass, you know, I don't want none of that shit, dude.
I don't want y'all to be exposed to any of that shit.
And that's all there is to it.
All right, this looks good.
Here it is.
Who requested this again?
Somebody by the name of Folks.
Here it is.
Go ahead and fucking play it for Christ's sake.
Here it is.
Who are you?
Sweet John.
What?
Still got the old caddy?
Yes.
Well, what are we waiting for?
John Aldridge.
What the hell?
The ride of his life.
I got a good idea.
Stop the car.
Tom Selleck's parents are, like, suffering from dementia.
From what I've seen, he appears to have all the symptoms of senile dementia.
Honey, I've got some wonderful news.
Mom and Pop are going to be staying with us for a while.
Isn't that nice?
And his life goes from bad to worse.
I'm evicted, right?
Oh, that'll ruin your fucking baby-making skills.
That's right, fuck this.
I forget who I am.
Where I am.
You would be a lot better off without me.
You gotta do something.
Here's a cigar.
Enjoy it.
Sure. Yeah.
Bob!
Here's the signal.
Open up!
Get in here, son.
Mom, I don't want you to die.
I love you.
I mean, this is actually a pretty funny movie, by the way.
I love you, Dad.
All right, this is a dub meme.
Thank you.
Thank you very much for the dub meme.
I'm glad we didn't get hit up with any kind of disgusting, you know, disgusting shit.
Let's put it that way, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thank you very much.
I'm glad there wasn't any kind of disgusting, you know, sick, demented pornographic material there.
All right, anyway, let's move on here because we got a lot more to do.
Let's go to uh and uh and uh requested an $18.66 bucker and said, Hey, ghost, recently got with this deaf girl, and that's when we went into the deaf uh story there.
It's actually not bad because she doesn't complain much.
Anyhow, smoke or drink to this banger.
Cheers.
All right, we'll see what kind of banger you're talking about.
Are you talking about some kind of like a music banger?
What are you talking about there?
And uh, 21.
Let's see what he's talking about here.
This banger for oh man, you're talking about some old school fucking rap, fucking, you know, trying to score some marijuana type shit.
Everybody, put the PC shot on.
Y'all heard this.
And it's Scrooge and Chop, baby.
Scroot and shot.
I got five bonus screwdown shot, baby.
Who's feeling gangster on this Saturday night troll show, baby?
You goddamn right.
I'm feeling pretty gangster right now, baby.
Man, who's smoking that Rastaganja, baby?
Who's smoking a little bit of that devil's lettuce?
The reaper, the marijuana, the grass, the poo smoke, huh?
Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Yesterday night.
Yeah.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why is everybody saying this is boomer music?
This isn't boomer music.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I wish I could fade the eight, but I'm no one should say.
This ain't fucking boomer music, you dickheads.
You know what?
I'm breaking out the tobacco is right.
Where's my pipe?
This is the perfect time.
The perfect time to be breaking out some of the tobacco.
Oh, yeah.
Who's blazing with me here, baby?
Who's blazing with old ghost on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 21?
Do a freestyle ghost?
All right, I don't know if I can freestyle to some chop shit.
Oh, it's the OG ghost now.
Should have been the host now.
Should have been Lizman now.
Don't cry, foul.
Because Ghost is in the house now.
Should have been chill.
So kick back for a while.
I mean, I can't do it, dude.
It's too slow.
It's too fucking slow, dude.
I can't slow down this shit.
Although I do like Scrooge and Shop, baby.
All right.
RIPDJ Screw and what's up to Michael Watts?
Michael Watts doing some badass Scrooge and Chop shit as well, dude.
Oh, man, we're already done with a song.
We're already done with a song.
And we got another $18.66 bucker.
I shoot you hoe.
What is it?
Easy, come, easy, go.
I easily shoot you ho.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hold on, I'm breaking that.
Listen, I'm breaking some buds down.
Listen to this.
It's a nice little nug getting broken down, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I can smell that pungent smell.
All right, hold on.
Let's roll it back a little bit.
And let's here, you know what?
Somebody requested my request the last show.
And I tried to do David Bowie, and then, you know, fucking YouTube was being a jerk dick.
I was like, no, you can't do David Bowie.
We're going to go ahead and stop your stream in midstream and shit like that.
So I'm going to put on some, let me put on some rap music.
Let me put on some rap music that I like.
All right, let's put on some rap music that old ghost likes out here.
And then we're going to smoke a little bit and then we're going to move on.
Hold on, let me take a look at what I want to listen to.
What kind of rap do I want to listen to, baby?
What kind of rap?
All right.
All right.
Don't be talking garbage, man.
All right.
I'm breaking out some of the damn wacky.
Excuse me, the tobacco.
Excuse me.
We're on Vaughan.live.
I completely forgot about that.
All right.
I'm breaking out some of the tobacco out here.
All right.
Everybody just calm your ass down.
I want to listen to some fucking music.
How about some old fucking Bobby Schmurder?
How about Bobby Schmurder and Rowdy Rebel?
You know what I'm saying?
How about a little bit of Bobby Schmurder and Rowdy Rebel, dude?
As a matter of fact, both these guys are in jail.
Bobby Schmurder is about to get out.
Was it 2022?
I think Rowdy Rebel is going to also get out about 2022.
So let's do a little bit of Bobby Schmurder, baby.
All right.
All right.
Let's go a little bit of Bobby Schmurder up in here, man.
All right.
Free Bobby Schmurder.
All right.
No, we're not doing the Schmutty Dance.
Or you know what?
Let's do the Schmutty Dance.
Let's go ahead and do the Schmutty dance.
Hell with it.
Let's do the Schmutty Dance.
Let's go ahead and do it.
All right.
We'll do that one.
Here we go.
Let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
Rowdy Rebel and Bobby Schmurda.
And let me tell you, this is a pretty grimy video.
These are fucking brothers from New York, and hoods in New York are not a joke, dude.
They're not a joke.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Let's go ahead and play it while we're smoking some tobacco.
Free Bobby Schmurder.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this, dude.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening on the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
They're smoking in broad daylight out there, baby.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Huh, huh, yeah, my dick.
Come on, boys.
I'm sending on Smurda.
You're damn right.
Smoke This is in New York, baby.
By the side, ain't never ride ever since.
I'm OG ghost and I'm going to ride with my gun.
I'm OG ghost, man.
I'm going to die with my gun.
He's damn right!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
Do the schmoney dance, bitch!
Everybody do the schmutted dance.
It's time to do the schmutter dance.
It's Trump economy.
We got 3.5% unemployment.
Everybody's balling.
Everybody's making capital, baby.
That's what it's talking about.
That's what I'm fucking talking about, baby.
Yeah!
There's more smoke.
Yeah.
I'm fucked up.
Help me.
Smutted dance.
I'm a black nigga.
Do the money there!
Do the money there, baby!
Oh, shit!
I keep talking about the chickens in the...
Yeah.
You're a smutty dance.
Smutted dance.
I do the smutted dance and she's on my balls.
I do the shmutted dance and she's on my balls!
Yeah.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
We don't have to listen to the whole fucking thing.
All right.
That's enough.
You people are fucking becoming racist in here.
Look at all the fucking racist shit for Christ's sake.
What do y'all want to listen to?
What is your problem?
What is your problem being so fucking racist for Christ's sake?
You want me to put something white on or something?
For some reason, folks, I have no idea.
I have a whole bunch of white nationalists that listen to me for Christ's sake.
And whenever I, you know, you know, put on some kind of ethnic minority-based music, these fucking idiots start jawing their goddamn racism for Christ's sake.
You only put on some white stuff, huh?
Would that make you feel better?
Huh?
Huh?
You only put on some white stuff?
So let's put on some white stuff for these people.
All right, here, I got, I got, I got you.
I got some white stuff for you, baby.
All right.
That's the same shit.
I got something for you here.
All right.
This goes out to all you white people that just shit talked in the chat room about Bobby Schmurder and the schmutted dance.
All right.
I'm going to play some white people music.
Real underground shit.
All right.
Look, we got a couple of donos here that are going to be like, look, I got some underground shit for you, ghost.
All right.
So let's go ahead and get to some of these $18.66 buckers for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, did I already play?
Yeah, I played that one already.
Let's go ahead.
Easy, come, easy, go.
Easily, I shoot the hoe is the next one.
All right.
What is this?
Anonymous.
Khabib and Dark Mean Magician Girl sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Fan all the TTS whales and make the show.
Oh, dude, come on.
Don't be hating on everybody.
Dude, let's not go there.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
It's episode 21 of the Saturday Night Troll Show, dude.
Let's have a good time for Christ's sake.
All right.
How about that?
Let's have a good time for Christ's sake.
And by the way, by calling somebody a whale, I don't think that's a fucking insult, dude.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's what they call big-time fucking players in fucking Las Vegas that get their own private room to roll crap dice in and shit.
Call them whales.
You know what I'm saying?
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I don't think that's a, I don't think it's an insult.
Anyway, let's continue.
Easy, come, easy, go.
Oh, no, what is this?
Pingas.
Pingas.
Hey G-Man.
Glad to see you here tonight.
I work late on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I haven't been able to watch this.
Oh, man.
Sorry about that, dude.
I hope the new schedule is working out.
Here's a killer pizza recipe.
What?
Pizza rotten.
All right.
We'll get to yours in a second, Pingas.
All right.
Anyway, look, I had to do the Tuesdays and Thursday schedule.
It's the only way.
I'm pretty sure I'm probably going to be up on here for five or six hours, seven hours, whatever the case might be.
So that's why I'm saying, dude, I mean, I can't keep up that kind of schedule where I'm doing fucking six, seven-hour shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.
So that's why I had to do the Tuesday, Thursday schedule.
And it's working out just fine.
As a matter of fact, I can keep up the schedule very well.
And by the way, I am making room for my gaming.
I'm going to do some gaming for Christ's sake.
All right.
I have been in some intensive gaming training.
My gaming tutor has said that I have been progressing far beyond anybody he could even think of.
I mean, he can't believe how good I am at some of these games for Christ's sake.
And listen, I did play the Army game, America's Army game back in the early 2000s.
So I have to credit America's Army for making me very well aware on how to be at least a somewhat of a presentable PC gamer.
But I'm telling you right now, starting next year, somewhere in January, possibly February, I'm going to be doing some Friday night broadcasting of me playing games and owning motherfuckers, okay?
And then that's the thing.
The reason I'm training so much is because when I get on, I know you.
I know you trolls.
You're going to shit talk me.
You're going to say that I suck.
You're going to try to, you know, try to hex me and shit.
And let me tell you something.
I want to be the best gamer I can so I can show you the type of skills, baby.
Hey, it's 2012 fan.
Oh, my God.
Please play whenever you want during the show.
Just don't forget the esoteric segment.
All right.
I definitely won't.
Anyway, thank you, 2012 fan.
But I'm telling you this right now.
I am going to kick ass in gaming.
All right.
I am going to be kicking that.
People are going to be saying ninja who.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
And by the way, I'll also play some games you guys suggest.
It's going to be a whole new segment on Friday.
And we're making room for that.
And I hope that you guys like it.
So we're doing that next year.
We're doing that like after January and shit, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
I want to show you that I can game, dude.
I want to show you that I can game and I can kick ass.
And by the way, some of the folks that are out there, we could possibly do some kind of our own competition.
Some of you fucking trolls, I think you're so badass and shit.
All right, we could set up a competition out here and see who the fucking badass is when it comes to gaming and who can have the fucking the ghost show and Saturday Night Troll Show street cred to be able to flex fucking gaming digital nuts.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be me.
All right.
It's going to be me.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Easy come, easy go requested this one here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
All right, here we go.
What is this?
What are we looking at here?
Uh-oh, look, everybody's now everybody's requesting rap music.
All right, I put on a little bit of Bobby Schmurder, and all of a sudden, motherfuckers are like, hey, man, look at this.
Easy come, easy go.
Easily, I shoot you, ho.
Whoever the hell you are, look at what this brother just requested.
Some triple six mafia.
Some triple six mafia up in his motherfuckers.
Everybody's trying to show their G-nuts, man.
Everybody's trying to show their street cred out here.
Coming from the south, it's OG Ghost.
You should have known I'm the host with the motherfucking most.
I kick back, chilling with my liquor, cause it kills me quicker.
Who wants to live anyway, Nicka?
Oh my god, I said it again, but you can sit over here and know I'm born to see it.
I can continue going at this pace.
I don't give a fuck, born with no luck.
You straight stuck in your motherfucking ass.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
All right.
And I didn't say it.
I said it with a K. All right.
I said Nick.
Uh, all right?
No hard R there whatsoever, all right?
And by the way, we're listening to rap, dude.
How can we be racist?
We're listening to fucking rep. This is Triple Six Mafia, baby.
This is Triple Six Mafia, man.
Old school.
The fuck you talking about, man.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
I don't know if you can see my history here, but I listened to a little bit of rap.
Look at this.
This is Paul Wall right here.
Everybody listening to Lil Paul Wall.
This is Bone Thugs and Harmony right here.
You know, I'll be listening to some rap, baby.
All right.
I be listening to motherfucking rap.
So you guys out here thinking that I'm some kind of a racist.
I'm a cultured man.
I'm a cultured man that knows a little bit of thing or two about a thing or two, boy.
All right.
I have a very expansive music selection.
I can assure you that.
Yeah.
Triple six mafia.
Yeah.
I mean, this is during the time of 8-ball MJG and shit, baby.
Huh?
8-ball and MJG shit over here.
Let me smoke some shit a little more here.
Yeah.
Who's chilling with us on a Saturday night, baby?
Cheers to you for chilling with us on a Saturday night, man.
When they ask you what you do this Saturday night, say, man, I did some gangster shit with my boy Ghost and his crew, baby.
That's what you need to tell them.
That's what you tell them, baby.
Hold on, hold on.
We got another $18.
Hey, look, there's Train Lover567.
What's going on, Train Lover?
He's probably going to mix it up a little bit because we've got a little bit of rock, according to his text-to-speech, a little bit of rock.
Let's do a little bit more of this and we'll move on.
I mean, we're listening to some gangsta shit.
Yeah, this is classic, baby.
This is old school.
Man, y'all going to make me break out the booze now, baby.
Y'all going to make me break out the malt liquor.
Y'all going to make me break out the malt liquor and the lean and shit, baby.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, y'all going to maybe break out the perp and shit, man.
I'm just joking.
I'm not promoting that.
I'm not promoting that one bit, all right?
Anyway, easy come, easy go.
Cheers to you, man.
Triple six mafia.
We heard way we all heard that.
We all heard that.
All right, let's continue going.
Stay tuned is the next one.
And by the way, stay tuned said more 1992 movies.
So if this video, yeah, it's about stay tuned.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I gotta view this one here because I don't want some goddamn disgusting man ass I don't want any of that shit going on.
What is this?
Tim McCrab!
I had to sign in via Twitch to send this.
YouTube sign-in on stream elements isn't working for some reason.
Single error about stream elements not being verified.
In any case, free Bobby, free rowdy, free Queno, free the nine.
Jesus Christ.
Some error.
Some error about stream elements not being verified.
What the fuck does that mean?
Triple Triple Dicks Kiobasa.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Our triple dicks Kiobasa.
What the hell does that mean, for Christ's sake?
All right, here, hold on just a second.
Is somebody, is there something legitimately wrong with the damn dono, for Christ's sake?
Hold on just a second.
Let's see what the hell's going on here.
All right, here it is.
Let's see what the hell is what the hell's happening here.
All right, what the hell's going on here?
No, everything looks looking good.
I think I don't know what the hell's going on.
Sorry, Tim McCrab.
I don't know what the fuck's happening, but we'll look into it.
Thank you very much either way.
Cheers to you for however you had to sign in, man, to do it.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right, let's continue.
This, I believe, is the real.
Look, I'm trying to go through it as much as possible here, folks.
I mean, I don't have the engineer.
I don't have anybody looking through these damn things.
I don't see any kind of sick, disgusting pornographic material at this point.
So let me go ahead, I guess, and let me go ahead and play this.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and play this.
Now, even though I'm playing this, I'm still going to be on the lookout for something because I don't know.
This one's a little fishy.
Put the PC shot on.
Stay tuned, requested this.
And by the way, by the way, this movie is actually for free on YouTube right now, believe it or not.
I mean, you can watch this, I believe, for free on YouTube.
Or excuse me, it's not this one, it's UHF.
I'm sorry.
I was thinking of the weird Al Yankovic.
The Weird Al Yankovic one.
This one isn't free.
Look at this.
It's a very, hey, buy your end right here.
So I guess not.
But there are some pretty good movies for free on YouTube.
I was really rather surprised.
Really rather surprised about the free stuff that they're giving away on YouTube.
Man, we could barely hear this.
I mean, I guess this is on whatever Blu-ray.
We can barely hear this.
This was a pretty good movie.
As a matter of fact, I'm a big fan of John Ritter, R.I.P. John Ritter.
I'm a big fan of his, believe it or not.
I thought he was the most underrated physical comic.
If you take a look at his old work, specifically in Three's Company, you'll see that people like Jim Carrey and other physical comics blatantly rip this man off.
And, you know, they don't even give this guy a fucking thank you.
You know, that's what I don't like about people.
If you're going to rip somebody off and you're interviewed when you're successful, the least you can do is say, hey, I attribute to this guy.
People will be saying, Ninja Jew.
Ninja Juke.
They're going to be saying Ninja Who, ST, Mike.
I'm guaranteed.
They're going to be saying Ninja Who.
All right.
Patiently waiting.
What's going on, dude?
What'd you say?
He said, hope everything is going great.
The issue that Tim McCrab is seeing looks like an issue with stream elements.
I had the same issue.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We're having an issue here.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
Well, whatever, dude.
We're going to continue the broadcast.
Thank you very much for donating either way, dude.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's continue on with this Dwayne's Underworld from Stay Tune.
Stay tuned.
It was a pretty good movie, like I said.
You know what I'm saying?
What the hell?
I remember this man.
All right.
I remember this.
And by the way, Metaform is suggesting to delete internet cookies.
That'll also help.
Or I don't know if he's telling me that too.
I don't know what the hell he's saying.
Anyway, let's continue to the hot poker cam.
This was a good movie, dude.
I have to admit, if y'all haven't seen it, stay tuned.
I would strongly recommend it.
Very, very good movie, dude.
very good movie all right dude that was it That was a very good movie.
You haven't checked it out.
I don't want to give it away.
Very good movie.
Once again, cheers to John Ritter for being such a great physical comic.
I definitely want to give John Ritter credit because I don't think he gets the credit he deserves, in my personal opinion.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
We've got some more $18.66 bucker.
We're getting a little underground here because the next person is called Underground Underdog.
And he said real underground shit.
So I don't know if to take that literally or what, because I got to be careful here.
Okay, this is real underground shit.
It looks legit.
This person donated $18.66, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
And his name is Underground Underdog.
Go ahead and play it.
playing.
This is underground.
I mean, this is underground shit, really.
All right, let me give it a chance.
Let's be gettin' a chance.
Motherfucka haters, you hear me?
Now we doin' it, man.
Motherfucka.
Now a motherfucker doin' it in this bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch, I'm a rose and lugubrious.
I'ma let the oozy speak.
I'ma turn his face into gooey shit.
Bitch, I'm a rose and lugubrious.
I'ma let the oozy speak.
Yeah!
This ain't horrible, I know.
Is this elevator rap music?
Somebody said, is this elevator rap music in the chat?
shit dude.
Somebody in the chat also said that this is a white man rapping.
So So, this is some real underground shit, huh?
What does everybody think in the chat room about this?
Not too many people digging this.
We're gonna turn this shit off.
It doesn't sound horrible.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I think the flow is pretty well.
Although, the fact that he's white kind of turns me off a little bit because it's like, oh man, another white boy thinking that he's more hood than the black folks.
They messing with the kind of like scarf.
I'm not anti-white, dude.
Eminem Cultural Appropriation Debate00:03:48
I just think that white people culturally appropriating rap music is just a music.
I don't know if they have the right to do that.
I don't know if they have car blanche to do that.
And what is this?
Patiently waiting.
He said the user who said it was the cookies was right.
Clearing the cachet fixed it.
Props to them.
Hey, patiently waiting.
Thanks to Metaform.
As a matter of fact, Metaform is probably one of the best fucking inner circle members and fans that I've got.
He actually is the one who has curated every fucking episode I've ever conducted, going back to fucking true conservative Republican radio.
So I definitely want to give props to Metaform and cheers to you, man.
And believe me, I see you, man.
You're a good fucking dude.
On top of him being such a good fan, he is a very intelligent person.
Very intelligent person, for Christ's sake.
So cheers to you, Metaform.
Thank you very much.
Let's listen a little bit more of this white rapper.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Let's see this Never got a smile, so you know how I'm feeling.
Smell smoke in the arm in the building.
counting stacks you see me swerving through you see me moving past player i'm not like you all right What does everybody think?
Everybody's dissing this.
Everybody's already dissing this.
So let's go ahead and let's turn it off at three minutes.
And we'll move on.
All right, we got it.
All right.
That's good enough.
All right.
Look, it wasn't horrible rap, but when I found out he was white, I was like, eh, come on, dude.
Stop trying to culturally appropriate the black folks, man.
You know, that's why I hate Eminem so much.
I hate Eminem because he's a white guy that has this car blanche.
And what I don't understand is where are all the black people hating on Eminem?
I mean, what makes Eminem such a fucking lyricist and such a badass rapper?
Seriously, the only thing he rapped about was his stupid fucking girlfriend that he cucked to to every fucking Tom Dick and Harry.
All right.
He talked about his stupid dish rag whore trailer park trash mama.
You know what I mean?
I don't understand why the fuck this guy gets car blanche from the black community or the rap hip-hop community when he's just somebody who's culturally appropriated fucking shit and has made lots of money off of it.
I fucking hate this guy.
I'm sorry.
I'm not joking.
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
I'd be more than happy if I saw Eminem at a bar or something.
I'd fucking knock him the fuck out.
I'd punch him in his fucking nose.
I'd do something.
All right.
Just fucking lay him out and I'd be happy to commit the crime and do the time.
I would be going into the jail proudly telling everybody I fucking knocked Eminem the fuck out.
And guess what?
All the people in the damn jail are going to be fucking hoisting me on their fucking shoulder like I'm a fucking sultan.
And let me tell you, after that, I will be Mr. Black People after that, baby.
All right.
Then black people are going to say, you know what, Ghost, he's fucking right.
He knocked out some racist ass cracker that's trying to culturally appropriate our shit.
They're going to be fucking hoisting me on their fucking shoulder, saying, fucking, you know, I'm Mr. Black people.
All right.
That's what it's going to be.
So I have no problem.
No problem for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm telling you, you can tell Eminem I said that too.
And I'm telling you, he ain't no gangster rapper.
He ain't going to fucking meet me on the streets.
All right.
He ain't going to meet me on the streets.
Let me tell you something, man.
OK Boomer Pizza Recipe Disaster00:13:39
I have gang.
You fucking people laugh at me.
All right.
You people talk garbage at me all the fucking time.
You flap your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey at me.
But let me tell you something.
I'm a real gangster motherfucker.
I know gangsters, okay?
I know gangsters, boy.
All right.
I mean, let me tell you something, man.
I know gangsters that do some really serious gangster shit.
As a matter of fact, shout out to the Maple Street gangsters out there, baby.
They know who they are.
Fucking, that's a dangerous gang.
I don't want to name drop.
I don't want to name drop or any of that shit, but let's just keep going, man.
Maple Street gangsters, man.
Cheers to you, motherfuckers, man.
I'm serious.
I don't want to fucking, you know, I don't want to.
Let's just keep going.
I don't want to fucking talk about anything else.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Pingas, Pingas donated an $18.66 bucker and said, hey, G-Man, glad to see you here tonight.
I work late on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I haven't been able to watch your recent streams.
Sorry about that, dude.
But I hope the new schedule is working out.
Here's a killer pizza recipe.
Now, let me see what's happening here.
I got to fucking, you know, make sure that, you know, I can, this isn't some sick fucking, no, it's actually a, wait a minute.
Okay, boomer recipe, asshole.
Okay, boomer recipe.
Ah.
Oh, my God.
Hey, look, there's Noble Savage.
What's going on to Noble Savage?
Oh, my God.
I found Midget Twins Natives that rap.
Here's a sample.
Midget Twin Natives that rap?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, look.
Thank you, by the way, Noble Savage.
Cheers to you, man.
Let me listen to Pingas over here.
This is, take a look at this.
Take a look at the guy who's about to show us how to make OK Boomer Pizza.
Look at this guy.
Good God.
This guy's like, he has a face that I should have died years ago face, you know?
I should have died years ago.
What is this?
For when they tell you you ain't got balls.
Great SNTS tonight goes.
Hey, thank you, Richard McConnell, man.
Cheers to you, dude.
Thank you very much.
We'll get to you in just a second.
Let's go ahead and play this.
Pingas requested this one, so let's go ahead and play it.
What is this?
You probably gave me 55 cents off on the price of one of the main items.
What I'm going to show you today is the...
What a horrible kitchen, by the way.
Boomer.
Okay, Boomer Pizza.
I have invented the OK Boomer Pizza, and it is good for boomers, and it is good for millennials, and it is good for those of us who do not belong to the past.
Hold on, wait a minute.
We're watching OK Boomer Pizza here.
Did you ever watch Deadwood on HBO?
It is one of my favorite shows.
It isn't bad.
It is one of my favorite clips.
You know, it's Milch, right?
That fucking wrote that.
So cheers to Milch, right?
Anyway, let's watch the Boomer.
Let's watch Boomer Pizza.
Here it is.
Prior to the Baby Boom Generation.
Baby Boomer.
I mean, this guy's older than a boomer.
Listen, I was born prior to the baby boomer generation.
And my birth date is a little bit farther back than that.
I'm so old that my baby pictures are cave paintings.
My social security number is 2.
Methuselah beat me in line.
All right.
Very funny, old man.
All right, Boomer Humor.
And I'm going to explain why this is the OK Boomer Pizza.
All right, well, let's get to it.
What the fuck?
Self-rising shit crust pizza from Kroger?
I mean, you couldn't even do Red Baron, you fucking boomer.
You couldn't even do fucking Red Baron.
So, the pizza, how does that become?
Oh, my God.
I mean, you couldn't even do Red Baron, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, pause this.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Knock, knock.
It's peppermint.
Oh, yeah, great.
Peppermint swirl.
That's who we want to see again.
Jesus Christ.
Boomer.
I'm going to take one slice of bacon.
Wait, he's going to add shit on.
Wait, hold on.
Is this even healthy to do?
Is this even healthy?
He's going to like chop his own fucking bacon and like throw it onto the fucking pizza and let the oven cook it.
Cook that in olive oil for the two O's.
You're going to throw some olive or your own olive oil on it?
Cook it that way and get a nice crisp slice of it.
Did he say he's going to microwave this pizza?
He's not even going to put it in the fucking oven.
The skin stands for olives and onions, which are in this pizza here.
M. He's going to put it in the microwave.
Hey, look, there's pork and chicken in there.
Dude, how do fucking people like this live so long?
32 ounces is how much that pizza weighs.
That's a very big pizza.
I will eat half of it.
And the R. What does the R stand for?
Well, let's take a look here.
When it's done, I mean, this guy's going to put some of this on it.
You have a recipe?
He's got a fucking recipe on paper.
Look at this.
We're going to put our own Romano cheese on it.
Oh, my God.
Why don't you just order a fucking pizza, old man?
For the O, I'll let you know.
Orange juice.
That'll be our secret ingredient.
And we'll see that later.
Right now, I'm going to put it.
Orange juice!
Pizza into the toaster oven, the conventional oven, and I will let it cook for about 13 to 15 minutes at about 350 degrees.
I mean, this boomer's nuts.
And before I put it in there, I'll show you the E for B-O-O-M-E-R.
Egg!
Egg, and I will either cook that in a microwave or fry it in a pan.
You're gonna.
What the fuck is this boomer doing?
I mean, this guy is dementia kicking in.
This doesn't even make any sense.
Quite finished putting together.
This is bacon that was cooked in a microwave.
It's warm but not hot right now.
This boomer cooks his bacon in the microwave.
What a fucking douchebag.
And I'm going to break it up and drop it onto the pizza.
And we have oh my god, you've got to be shitting me, dude.
Pork and chicken and beef and bacon, which I guess would also still be pork.
And fuck you, monkey Dela Rocha.
This is ghost in five years.
Fuck you.
Stuff on this pizza.
I'm going to put the egg onto it.
The egg I fixed in the microwave.
Wait a minute.
He's going to put the egg on the pizza?
Dude, that's disgusting.
I- What you need to do is put slather the top in butter and some microwaved ramen.
All right.
Microwave ramen.
What the fuck are you talking about, peppermint swirl?
The best drink to have with it is 95% alcohol vodka.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Give me a break with that fucking recipe you just put out there, a peppermint swirl.
I'm still in shock that I'm watching an old man put an over-easy egg onto a Kroger-based pizza that he just put microwave bacon on.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What else, old man?
What else are you going to get us?
Boomer.
Should mix well with everything that's already on the pizza.
And I'm going to put some of the yolk of the egg on some of this.
I'm going to eat half of the pizza today and then put the rest in the refrigerator.
Oh, that sucks.
Going to eat reheated fucking microwave pizza.
That sucks.
Fingers into a finger food.
That and that.
And we're not yet done.
I mean, come on, old man!
The cost of eggs has now gone up in this area.
It was 58 cents a dozen for a long, long time.
Now it's 87 cents, which is still very, very reasonable.
Are you kidding me?
87 cents a dozen?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the hell are you shopping?
Cheese onto the pizza.
And there's the romaine cheese.
Dude, that is the most disgusting shit I've ever...
Dude, that looks...
Oh, God.
Well, that goes to show you this old man is older than boomers, and he's eating this shit.
And he's still alive.
You know, it must be the root beer.
I actually read something about that.
That root beer's got something in it that kind of helps with the fucking gut flora or some shit.
That's Coleslaw.
And what I'm going to do now, let's have some of the pizza.
We've got bacon.
The first letter in boomer.
All right, let's see this guy eat this shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, look at that fucking egg with bacon on a Kroger's fucking microwave pizza for fuck's sake.
And olives which are on this pizza.
Let me take a bite.
Oh my god.
He's got to take small bites.
And that's the thick crust, the rising crust.
I like that very much.
This is really good.
The sausage.
Oh my god, dude.
I don't know how long I can watch this thing, but this fucking old man eating this shit.
To make a better pizza, you have to sprinkle some fun dip on top.
A fun dip?
Get the fuck out of here, fun dip.
That's pure sugar there, better pizza.
Got to put somebody in a diabetic shock.
The crust is crisp and...
You notice he's not fucking eating and going, Mmm, great.
This poor man.
E for bacon is the first letter, then O.
This poor man is just eating to live now.
He's like, look, I know I need all these fats combined with the carbs.
You know, I need some good cholesterol, so I got to add the egg to it.
I mean, this guy's just eating to live, dude.
That's sad.
E is an egg.
An R. Red peppers.
Romano cheese.
But we have one more ingredient.
Not done yet.
Oh, my God.
You know, I think we're done, old man.
Seriously.
I think we're fucking done.
I think we're fucking done.
Okay, look, let's wait for the ingredient.
What's the next ingredient there, you old fuck?
Secret ingredient.
The K for okay.
Oh, a fucking ketchup.
He's gonna put ketchup.
Dude, I'm gonna end this if he fucking puts ketchup on this shit fucking pizza, dude.
This guy is fucking trolling.
You've got to be kidding me.
He's got to be fucking trolled.
He's going to do it.
He's going to fucking do this.
Boomer is going to do it.
How is this guy?
How is his fucking pancreas not going into diabetic shock after all the sugar and carbohydrates?
Oh, look at it.
Oh, God.
He's putting ketchup on a fucking pizza.
It's got a it's got fucking Italian sauce.
It's got tomato sauce in it, you dick.
Oh, don't take a bite.
Don't fucking take a bite, dude.
Put it on there.
Oh, God.
All right.
I've had enough, dude.
That's it, dude.
This is this is sad, sick, disgusting.
There are so many words that I could use to describe this shit.
I'm done, dude.
Fucking, oh, fucking man.
What the fuck is your problem, dude?
This guy is obviously senile.
He's obviously, you know, got dementia for Christ's sake.
Come on, man.
Hope you're having a good one ghost.
Hey, what up, man?
I've seen this video a while ago before YouTube scrubbed it.
They're removing all videos related to it lately.
Oh, that sucks, Edgy Brian.
You might enjoy it.
That sucks.
I got to go check it out, dude.
Shit, that's horrible.
Anyway, Pingas, thank you very much.
Oh, look, here's Evil Mira.
Evil Mirror, what is this?
He should have gone to the South Korean option.
And what is this?
Papa John South Korea debuts American hot dog pizza with a whole hot dog on every slice?
Are you shitting me?
Putting fun dip that he scrapes from his crotch on his dude.
Fun dip pizza, dude.
Shut up, dude.
You're a fucking pervert, whoever the fuck you are.
Evil Mira, this, you know, our fucking resident leftist over here, just informed me that South Korea is debuting a hot dog pizza that has a whole hot dog in every fucking slice.
But Evil Mira goes on to say, but he had a good idea with the egg.
Maybe add some mustard on the side, too.
No, he added fucking ketchup on the pizza.
All right, dude, this is getting fucking gross, dude.
This is getting gross, man.
I don't want to talk about food anymore.
New Year Resolution To Stop Drinking00:03:08
All right, I'm not even joking around.
I just ate a shitload prior to this broadcast.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
All right.
I had a French bread for Christ's sake.
I had an ice cream Haagen-Doss, baby, Haagen-Doss.
Cupcakes that I put into the ice cream.
So like I fucking, I put in a cupcake and just fucking eat it out of the ice cream bowl and shit.
And also ate some cookies.
So, you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, and don't call me a fat hambone.
It's the holidays, all right?
It's the holidays when you can get a little fat in the ass for Christ's sake.
This is the time to do that kind of crap.
I hope that you're taking advantage of the holidays.
All right, like we got anonymous here.
Anyway, I hope that you're getting a little bit of the holiday spirit because I am.
All right.
And look, I promise, all right, come first of the year.
I'm making a New Year's resolution.
I have never made a New Year's resolution.
Okay.
I'm going to make a New Year's resolution that I'm going to trim down.
I'm going to start exercising.
I'm actually going to buy exercise equipment and dedicate a whole room to exercising.
Okay.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm going to try to do that at least 45 minutes a day, 30 to 45 minutes a day.
And then I'm going to stop drinking beer.
Okay.
Now, I know I can't stop drinking.
I know I cannot stop drinking.
It's unfortunate.
The last time I stopped drinking, I almost died.
I want to be honest with you.
What is this?
The MILFs.
What is this?
You said you lied.
You said you would get ripped for us.
Now we'll go for black men instead.
Go fuck off, you idiot.
All right.
Go fuck off.
Listen, listen, the last time I tried, this was actually this time last year is when I, for two months, I didn't drink anything.
And I literally, I almost died, dude.
I mean, I was getting the most excruciating panic attacks I've ever had in my life.
I never had panic attacks.
I've never had panic attacks in my life.
And then when I stopped drinking like cold turkey, I would have fucking panic attacks like twice, three times a day.
My fucking, my heart would be pumping.
I'm not fucking joking around, dude.
And it comes down to the fact that all the drinking I've done has damaged my central nervous system, unfortunately.
All right.
I'm just being, I'm being fucking very honest with you folks.
So you guys, you know, be careful on how much you drink in your lifetime.
But it's damaged my central nervous system to the point in which, you know, I have like fucked up, you know, how my adrenal glands react.
You know, and they basically have a mind of their fucking own.
Okay, I mean, so it is pretty fucking bad.
So it is just to let y'all know that, you know, having lots of alcohol every single day for years is not a good idea because you're damaging more than your physical body.
You're also damaging your fucking central nervous system.
I believe that New Year's resolution when I see it.
Hey, Gerak, listen.
I'm just going to stop drinking beer.
I can't stop drinking.
Count Saint Germain Mythical Folklore00:13:25
Okay.
And what is this?
Ha ha ha.
Ghost equals damaged goods.
I don't give a shit.
I'm an old man, dude.
I'm an old fucking man.
I'm a fucking, I don't give a shit if I'm damaged goods.
I fucking, yo, fuck yourself calling me damaged goods, all right?
Like I'm some kind of a pause hole or something.
That's damaged goods, all right?
What are you talking about?
I'm fucking on a pause hole.
And what the hell is this?
Oh my god.
Peppermint swirl, fuck it.
I'd go all out, enjoy what you enjoy.
You're not getting any younger.
Well, it is what it is.
All right.
Thank you, Peppermint Swirl, for once, even though you fucking troll me all the time.
All right, let's go to a 2012 fan who requested this 20 bucker.
Thank you, 2012 fan.
He said, please play whatever you want during the show.
Just don't forget the esoteric segment.
So obviously, 2020, a 2012 fan wants a little bit more esoteric discussion here.
So let's see what exactly he requested.
This is this a real life immortal, the Count Saint Germain.
Okay, what is this?
Dude, why did you, dude?
I hate this.
Who is this fucking Oriental guy that's got like four or five fucking channels?
He fucking goes out and he fucking eats shit.
You know what I mean?
He fucking goes out and like, hey, I bought this today.
Who is this fucking idiot, man?
I fucking hate this guy.
This guy makes me fucking sick.
I'm sorry.
I don't like how he presents himself.
I don't like his goofy fucking look.
I don't like how I don't like his teeth.
I don't like him, dude.
Who is this fucking guy?
Anyway, play this fucking idiot for Christ's sake.
Immortality is something a lot of people strive for in their lifetimes.
But is it possible?
Is it possible for people, for us?
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
Hey, asshole.
It's not Harrow.
It's hello.
Fucking dick.
Play it.
If so, has someone throughout history already discovered the secret?
And that's what we're going to talk about today.
Because throughout the 18th century, there was an unusual character who carried with him an era of mystique, which none during his lifetime had arguably ever matched or neared.
He was a monster.
I'm sorry.
Look, listen, listen to me.
I have already stopped paying attention to this dude.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
Who is he talking about?
One-eyed Willie or some shit?
I mean, this guy's look, his presentation, I just don't like this guy.
I skip this guy's videos because this guy's such a pompous ass that thinks he can do everything.
I mean, this guy has another channel where he's going out all over the world fucking eating dumb shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is he fucking talking about, man?
Play, play it.
I don't even know.
Who was known to have come and gone in various royal courts in Europe?
He was considered as a person of great interest and influence and whose heritage was often attributed to Transylvania royalty.
This man is known as the Count of Saint Germain.
And some have said that apart from advising the elite governing bodies by day and dining with the rich aristocrats by night, he was also an immortal who had somehow managed to uncover the secrets to eternal youth.
Aside from the world, an immortal, an immortal.
Okay, yeah, that's okay.
He's an immortal.
I mean, look, I don't mean to stop this right now.
I'm going to continue playing it.
But who really wants to live forever, dude?
Who really wants to live forever?
Look, I've lived a pretty good amount of years in my day, okay?
And I have seen society go from a very decent community-based society in which we shielded our children from sexuality and violence, where we tried to preserve the innocence of our children and tried to keep them safe, etc., to now we're debating on whether or not there's more than two genders.
Now we're having drag queens who by night are going and servicing glory holes and bathhouses, and by day going into kindergarten classes and reading to these children in public education on how they can be their own woman or tranny or whatever.
I mean, you know, that's just in my short life.
Just imagine what the goddamn time is going to do if you live forever and seeing all the differences from, you know, hundreds of years.
I just, I wouldn't want to live forever.
All right.
You know, what did Tupac say?
Even though I don't like Tupac, I thought he was a fucking CIA agent, if you want my opinion, but that goes, that's a whole other story.
But, you know, you can quote people if the quote is correct.
One of his quotes, in my opinion, which is a very good statement by the man, my only fear of death is reincarnation.
So let's play this fucking guy's shit again about the count or Saint Germain.
Let's play it.
He could live forever.
Saint Germain, as we mentioned before, was also.
Hold on, we got another dodo here.
What is this?
All right.
It's over.
The world is over unless Islam says.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Play it.
The man of obvious wealth.
This led some people to believe that he also mastered alchemy and learned the secrets of transmutation, which gave him unlimited access to untold wealth.
Throughout his life, he was also lauded for his many abilities and praised for his seemingly endless amounts of knowledge.
His involvement with secret organizations further prompted his reputation as some sort of almost divine esotericist.
So who was this mysterious man?
And are these stories that speak of his immortality mere legends?
Or could it be possible that he really did discover the path to perpetually evading aging and death?
Yeah, of course he did.
Of course he did.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
And it was a good idea.
Pause this.
What is this?
They're wicked.
A native religion, the red gold, Drapnir, the ring that Odin bequeaths to Baldr on his pyre.
Heavy duty.
Okay, yeah, I know what you're saying.
Let's play a little bit more of this here.
Wonder man, the miracle man.
He was reportedly a man of many talents and skills, particularly in fields like chemistry, music, alchemy, and magic.
While he had no visible means of support, Jesus Christ, we're watching the fucking Count of St. Germain here.
Idiots in the chat.
What about him?
Look up Tupac's Hoax Revealed on YouTube if you think T-Pac wasn't a.
Yeah, no shit.
If y'all haven't seen that, have y'all seen Tupac's Hoax Revealed?
Any of that content?
Well, you know, maybe we'll get to it.
Maybe we won't.
We got a lot of 18 buckers here, so we want to get to our tomfoolery.
So let's go ahead and continue to play these.
But yeah, go ahead, Tupac's, you know, what the fucking text-to-speech just said.
Lacking resources either.
Depending on which historical and personal accounts you refer to, he has been considered at one point or another as a prophet, a charlatan, a healer, a spy, and a visionary.
Myths and speculations about the Count of St. Germain started to become more widespread.
I can't believe people listen to this doofus for so long.
I've already tuned out in theosophy, which is a collection of mystical and occultist philosophies concerning the presumed mysteries of life.
Now, you notice there's a six-point star there.
Get back.
Go back.
Go back.
Now, you notice that there's a six-point star there, right?
This is not a Jewish symbol.
The Jews usurped this symbol, which I don't want to get into the symbol of the true, the true essence of what that symbol is, but this symbol, the six-pointed star, is not exclusively Jewish.
I mean, it is a very important symbol, and I don't want to get into it.
I don't want to talk about it, but I just want you to know that is not the star of David.
And notice that there is an I in the middle.
There's always an I, an I, and I. You gotta, you gotta look this up for yourself.
I don't want to talk about it.
Go ahead and play it.
And occultist philosophies concerning the presumed mysteries of life and nature, particularly the nature of divinity, as well as the origin and purpose of the universe.
There are also those who claim that he is the founder of Freemasonry and inspired several of the American founding fathers.
Others believe that he had once hid behind the identity and scientific genius of Francis Bacon and that he was the real writer of most literary.
I mean, come on, come on, man.
You know what I mean?
This is getting into fucking mythical folklore now, dude.
To Shakespeare.
However, in several New Age movements, the Count of Saint-Germain is heralded as the avatar of the age of Aquarius and is deemed to be an ascended master that is on the same level as history's greatest spiritual leaders.
There are a variety of versions regarding the origin, lineage, and the life of the Count of Saint-Germain.
His exact date of birth is, of course, unknown, but most accounts claim that he was born in the 1690s.
One version regarding his origin and lineage describes him as the son of Francis Rokosi, the Prince of Transylvania, by Rokosi's first wife.
There are also claims that he was the illegitimate son of Mary Anna, who was the widow of Charles II of Spain.
Another version alleges that he is the illegitimate person.
I mean, come on.
I mean, you know, how many versions are you going to tell of us?
I mean, let me tell you something.
He was not the founder of Masonry.
Let's just put it that way.
That the Count of Saint-Germain was not the founder of Masonry.
I mean, Masonry, as I've told you, goes back to the Knights of Templars.
So I don't want to, I mean, give me a fucking break.
King of Portugal, presumed to be John V by a Jewish mother.
According to some sources, especially those who believe that he is of Transylvanian nobility, Saint Germain was not his real last name.
It was reportedly invented by him as a French version of the Latin term sectus Germanus, which translates to holy brother.
Saint Germain first came into prominence in the high society of Europe.
All right, you know, I've had enough.
How long has this been going on?
I'm going to let this go on for a little bit more.
You know what this fucking guy?
This is why I hate this fucking guy that presents this.
He's just throwing us random fucking facts and alleged things.
He's throwing all this shit at a wall.
I don't even know where we're at.
You know, this guy's just fucking like hopping around from like one part of this guy's life to another.
And he's just throwing a bunch of shit random.
That's why I hate this fucking guy, man.
I don't even know why he's so fucking popular on YouTube.
It makes me fucking sick, man.
I fucking hate this fucking guy.
This is another guy I'd like to blindfold with dental flaws.
I'm going to play this for a minute more and I'm going to fucking move on.
This time.
A dossier on the mysterious count was created by the order of French Emperor Napoleon III in the 19th century, but all the documents about Saint-Germain were destroyed in a fire, resulting in the loss of irreplaceable information about him.
Also, the count's own secretiveness has not helped in uncovering the mystery surrounding his life either.
It was said that from 1737 until 1742, the Count of Saint-Germain was supposedly in Persia studying alchemy.
He arrived in Versailles in 1742 before reaching England in 1743.
He also went to Vienna to visit Frederick the Great before heading to Innerberg in 1745.
The Count also went to India in the 1750s and went to the United States.
This guy's all over the place with these facts.
You notice that, right?
Hold on a second.
Oh, fucking anonymous.
I can blindfold you any day.
You sick, fucking anonymous asshole.
What is this weed facts?
In full metal alchemist, the terrorist Solf Kimbla uses a six-pointed star for the transmutation of unstable explosions.
The symbols in it are the sun and moon, which has been used in Islam.
Uh-oh.
Unstable explosions abused by a half-Jew in government.
Well, I don't know what the hell that last part was about.
Anyway, let's just like can we just get through this and let's move on to Russia, Germany, and Bavaria.
This guy was also reportedly a smoozer.
The Count of St. Germain reportedly rubbed elbows with the likes of Marie Antoinette Casanova.
I'm done with this guy.
I'm sorry.
This guy's just fucking throwing facts.
And this isn't going anywhere.
I'm fucking thumbs downing this shit.
He was a renowned conversationalist who could flawlessly converse in Swedish, Portuguese, French, Italian, German, Spanish, and Russian.
And was even familiar with Chinese, Latin, Arabic, ancient.
All right, dude.
I've had enough.
Fuck this idiot, dude.
I'm sorry, all right?
I mean, this guy is literally just reading random facts and then just throwing some.
I mean, I didn't even know where this guy was going, for fuck's sake.
Here's Tijuana Genius.
What up, dude?
Went down to my local liquor store and they too had a sale on Stella Artois.
You're damn right.
Couldn't resist and bought a pack.
They even gave me a free beer glass with the purchase.
That's why I buy him.
I got a whole shitload of those glasses.
Hey, Tijuana Genius, I got a whole shitload of those glasses.
And you know something?
It makes beer look a little classy.
Drinking beer look a little classy.
Another beautiful song.
Dropping pearls on your wheelchair ghost.
I'm so sure you are.
Anyway, 2012 fan, I know that you're getting heavily into the esoteric philosophy and things of that nature.
But you know, don't listen to this fucking guy that you just donated.
According to some sources, or according to this shit, I'm not going to cite because my claims can't stand up to tiny amounts of scrutiny.
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Seriously, I hate videos like this.
I'm just going to say that.
Thank you.
Thank you patiently waiting.
Thank you, patiently waiting.
And by the way, this scuffed Jackie Chan motherfucker is not just doing this on this channel.
I see him on another channel where it's like, hi, I'm here in Vietnam and I'm going to have some shit that's going to fucking make me eat.
I'm going to eat.
I'm going to have sand in my teeth and all this other shit.
All right, I've had enough.
Let's move on.
Thank you, 2012 fan.
I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to you.
And once again, Manly P. Hall is a man that you want to take a look into if you want to know the fucking esoteric philosophy of Masons and Rosicrucians and the Hermetics.
All right.
Manly P. Hall.
All right.
Yeah, fucking Manly P. Hole, you fucking idiot.
All right, let's move on.
Train Lover 567 is next.
Train Lover 567 is next.
He said, Sup, ghost, here's some classic rock.
So let's see what the hell this is here.
Let's see.
We got a little classic rock going on.
And dude, I'm tired of all the St. Jude commercials on YouTube.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let me tell you something.
I have been seeing Saint Jude commercials since like 1978.
I'm not even fucking around.
I mean, you know what pisses me off about all this like donating and shit, especially when it comes to cancer?
Where's the fucking cure?
I mean, just imagine how much money has been accumulated because of all different cancers.
You know, remember the fucking stupid shirt, Save the Boobies and shit.
I mean, that sold a tremendous amount of merchandise.
Who and what?
Where'd the money go?
Where did that money go?
It goes to these non-profit organizations that are ran by people like fucking Andrew Yang, and they're untaxable.
And what they do is they use the non-profit money to purchase private Learjets so that they can go from place to place, so-called convention to convention.
They hold these high-ticket soires so that the rich can go and show how much of a philanthropist they are by fucking throwing money at.
It's a bunch of bullshit, dude.
I hate non-profit organizations.
I think non-profit organizations should be illegal because they do nothing for nobody.
Now, listen, I'm not, there's obviously exceptions to the rule.
There's obviously probably small community-based non-profit organizations that are actually helping some people.
But this fucking idea that, you know, we're going to have this humongous, like the Red Cross.
Nobody questions like the Red Cross.
Like, wait a minute.
How come the Red Cross, we have to fucking donate to this shit every time there's a supposed natural disaster or even in warfare?
Nobody asks the question, how come the Red Cross is on both sides of the war and think that there's not some kind of a connection there?
I mean, you know, fucking open up your eyes, dude.
The fucking, I hate nonprofit organizations.
They do nothing for nobody.
They are a fucking scam.
And I, look, I will never open a nonprofit organization.
All right, never.
Because it's a fucking scam.
And that's why I hate fucking Andrew Yang.
How come no one's called him out on this is beyond me?
You haven't produced anything, Yang.
People keep calling Yang a businessman.
He hasn't produced shit.
I mean, look at his background.
What the fuck did he create?
He didn't create anything.
His father created shit.
He's a fucking product of some fucking brilliant fucking scientist.
You know, his father created the fucking LCD screen?
Huh?
His fucking father created the LCD screen.
That's why this fucking Andrew Yang is out here saying, hey, look at me.
I'm a businessman.
You look into his fucking background.
He doesn't have shit.
All he's done is run a non-profit organization.
He's a fucking piece of shit.
I'm fucking tired of hearing about Andrew Yang.
This guy's a fucking fraud.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Anyway, let's train lover 567.
All right, let's take it easy.
As a matter of fact, let's take it easy.
Guess what the song name is?
Well, who the fuck is that?
Anonymous?
What do you want?
You realize that George H. Helmer invented the LCD screen, not Yang's father, right?
Dude, why don't you go look at fucking Andrew Yang's father's name and see how many fucking patents this idiot owns, okay?
All right, don't fucking try.
You see, you autist, you think you're fucking because your shithead mother or your fucking dumb shithead father told you something.
I think you fucking need to look it up for yourself.
Can you just go fuck off anonymous and go fucking shove it up your ass?
You're probably the asshole that I was talking about with the fucking deaf wife, you fucking dickhead.
We're listening to fucking the Eagles here.
Dude, that was a badass song, even though these idiots are talking garbage.
I really do appreciate that song.
Anyway, typical train lover, dude.
You're fucking requesting the good shit, dude.
Next one here, this next $18.66 bucker is actually a $20 bill by Noble Savage.
Noble Savage requested this one.
And what is it?
More facts.
What?
More facts?
What?
Oh, my God.
The Luciferian eye in the middle of the star is a symbol of peace, proving that the Black Star is our one and only king, if king.
This also proves that Jesus was a scam artist and therefore.
Whoa, That's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie, man.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Don't be fucking putting that as more facts.
That ain't fucking more facts, all right.
Anyway, once again, Noble Savage requested this one and he said he found midget twin natives that rap.
Midget twin natives that rap?
I mean, is that for real?
Hold on, I gotta see this, Noble Savage.
I gotta see this for Christ's sake.
And why would you do that?
If you're I don't know, let's just see.
I don't want to judge.
I don't want to.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't even know what to say about it.
Put the PC shot on.
Before I even play it, take a look at this.
Oh, my God.
Play it.
Play it.
And why are they midgets?
Is that fried bread I smell?
Oh, no.
Mike.
Give me an extra plate.
Oh, my God.
No.
It's going down.
Fried bread. Fried bread.
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't even know what to say to this, dude.
Noble Savage, what the fuck?
Where'd you find these guys?
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh, my.
I mean, I'm at a loss for words right now, dude.
I mean, what am I supposed to say to this?
I mean.
I mean, these are midget Indians that are talking about fried bread.
Oh, God, dude.
Only on the internet can you find shit like this, dude.
I mean, the production on this.
Give me a break, right?
You know, they went all out on the production value of this fucking video, right?
Make the fried bread.
Why don't you fucking pay some bimbos to like, you know, shake their asses while they're eating fried bread or something there, you midgets?
And wait a minute.
I don't think these guys are midgets.
I think these guys are like, you know, like, what do you call them?
Like, big midgets?
What do you call the big midgets?
The bigger midgets.
Like, they're like at that borderline of being just a short prick and like a midget.
Is it dwarfs?
Is it dwarfs?
Because, like, hold on.
Pause this shit.
Because typically, when you see midgets, I mean, they're fucking, their hands are fucking tiny.
Their hands are coming out their armpits for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Those are true midgets.
You know what I mean?
Like, their fucking arms are like five inches too short to wax their own fucking carrot.
I mean, those are midgets, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, midgets.
You know, they have like a little fucking Tonka toy body, and then there's like a fucking 78-pound fucking head on top of that.
That's a fucking midget.
These guys are not midgets.
All right, I think I've had enough of this, dude.
Hold on, well, I gotta let it go because Noble Savage did me a $20 bill.
And this video is like $3.40.
So I owe that to Noble Savage.
All right, what is this?
Cool music festival better than you fucking go fuck off better than fucking Eagles.
I mean, this would be more amusing if they were fucking wrestling each other or something.
You know what I mean?
Like one of them put on a fucking Lucha Libre mask and they were wrestling each other.
That'd be a little bit more amusing than these fucking idiots making fried bread.
And wait a minute.
I don't think these guys are Indian.
These guys are like Puerto Rican.
They look like a Latin variant.
You know what I mean?
I think it might be Puerto Rican because Puerto Rican like fried bread and fried cod and shit like that.
I don't know, man.
They don't look like Indians to me, man.
Anyway, cheers to Noble Savage.
I don't know where you found that, but good God.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on.
We got another one.
Rich McConnell.
Rich McConnell said, for when they tell you you ain't got balls.
Great Saturday Night Troll Show tonight, Ghost.
Cheers to Rich McConnell, man.
Let's see what Rich McConnell was donating here.
Let's see this.
And he put a $20 bill on that.
So let's see what this is here.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
We're jamming tonight, dude.
We're jamming on the tonight's Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
Because guess what?
Rich McConnell just donated.
All right.
We're going from Noble Savage's midget twins to Rich McConnell.
All right.
I love ACDC, dude.
ACDC is some fucking rock and roll.
I don't give a shit what you fucking idiots are saying.
Boomer this or whatever the hell you're saying.
That's fucking rock and roll, assholes.
All right.
And by the way, take a whiff of this.
Take a whiff of that.
Anyway, we got Andrew who donated an $18.66 bucker.
And he said, hey, ghost, did you ever watch Deadwood on HBO?
It's one of my favorite shows.
Here's one of my favorite clips.
So let's see what one of his favorite.
All right, let's see this.
Hold on.
Let's see this.
And what is this?
Concubine Ty Steve.
Oh, yeah, some pearls for me.
Okay, we'll see in just a second here.
Once again, Andrew requested this.
This is a scene from Deadwood.
What is San Francisco cocksucker?
What the fuck?
Oh, this is him dead.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
We're watching a clip here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure Peppermint Swirl knows what fucking good rock and roll is.
Fucking fruit bowl.
Get the hell out of here.
I'd love to see what you think is rock and roll.
Glad to tell you that fucking word.
These are whites, huh?
White cocksucker.
Two white cocksuckers killed him and stole the dope that he was bringing to you.
White cocksucker.
You switching.
The dope that you were gonna fucking sell to me?
White cocksucker.
These two white cocksuckers.
Who the fuck did it?
Who?
Who, you ignorant fucking chink?
Who stole the fucking dope?
Cocksucker.
Oh, Jesus.
Those are the first cocksuckers I have ever heard shouted from that room, Dan, that didn't come from Al's mouth.
It wasn't followed by Al.
Coming over to that railing, pointing at you, and beckoning up them stairs with your fuckin' Yeah, this is a whore- Oh, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
We're the fucking tits, Cuffer.
Come on!
Come on, man!
You're trying to get me banned here for Christ's sake?
Come on!
Listen to me.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I find cocksuckers.
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I find.
Although, those are pretty good milkers, by the way.
But anyway, don't do that again.
Who steal fucking dope?
Cocksucker.
Oh, yeah.
I'll find those fucking cocksuckers.
Well, actually, outside of the fucking open tit-flaps, we appreciated that, Andrew.
And yeah, that was a pretty good show at its time.
And I hope that you enjoyed it.
I don't know why the hell you had to throw some tits in the view there.
All right.
I'm family entertainment for Christ's sake.
But anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Thank you very much.
And by the way, those were decent hooters.
Anyway, Edgy Bra is next.
Edgy Bra.
He said, I hope you're having a good one, Ghost.
I downloaded this video a while ago before YouTube scrubbed it.
They're removing all the videos related to it lately.
I hope you enjoy it.
All right.
Well, let's see what the hell this is there, Edgy Bra.
I know, I don't know what the hell YouTube's problem is, but they're taking away a lot of videos that are a part of YouTube history, in my opinion.
All right, and what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
I got to make sure that this is what it is.
Okay, hold on.
I got to make sure.
I know Edgy Bra is pretty good for this, but I just want to make sure that he isn't going to put in something.
All right, I think we're good.
I think we're okay.
All right, there we go.
Here is Edgy Bra.
And look at this.
NASA, not a space agency.
Oh.
With a Bible in their hand, they place themselves in front of all these famous hyped astronauts and let them swear on the Bible that they really had been on the moon and had not been lying to the world.
Now, hold on, pause it right here.
Look, do you hear what just happened?
Somebody's going to go up to each and every one of these astronauts that supposedly went up to the moon and ask them to put their hand on the Bible and swear that they were up there.
And watch what happens.
All right.
Watch what happens.
You want me to knock you into kids?
Well, I want you to swear to God on the Bible that you walked on the moon.
If you walked on the moon, we're given the opportunity to swear to God that you walked on the moon.
I'm going to give you the opportunity to get the hell knocked out if you don't believe you.
So why don't you just put the end to the record in the argument and put your hand on the Bible.
Swear to God you walked on the moon.
That's probably a fit fight.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Neil Armstrong.
All right, Buzz Aldrin.
They're not going to do it.
They're not going to do it.
You said you walked on the moon when you didn't call him a kettle black.
I favored a statement.
You're a coward and a liar.
And he punches the guy in the head, fucking Buzz Aldrin.
You're a coward and a liar.
You're delivering them the wrong guy.
Why don't you talk to the administrator and ask them, we're passengers, we're guys going on a flight.
I don't get people, but you're going to be on the deck unless you go.
I mean, why are these astronauts so upset?
Why are these astronauts so upset when all this guy is saying is swear to God that you went up to the fucking moon?
Why are these golf?
All these fucking astronauts so fucking upset.
Why?
Well, I've hate this stuff and get the fuck out of it.
Why can't you quote me and say it's bullshit?
Shadows interop with.
I'll just give a damn about all that shit.
This is first of lunar orbit being falsified.
Being falsified?
Correct.
We've got an unedited tape from a source that acts on the space center.
Holy God, yes.
Oh, my God, he got his fucking nose juice on the camera.
If you show this publicly, you're open for a lawsuit.
What do you think about that?
Also, endorsed the suspicion that they're going to be able to do.
You see something really fishy in the whole of NASA operations.
Hmm, that's suspicious.
So, do you still believe we went to the moon?
Do you still believe what they're telling you?
Just connect the dots and pretty soon you'll find out what I found out too.
But if you question this stuff, you'll be labeled a loon.
You'll be called a conspiracy theory for furbent.
But I don't care, man.
I'm still gonna make this too.
Cause I know that we didn't go to the moon.
You're damn right.
Look at that.
Edgy, bro.
Thank you very much for that video.
And let me tell you something right now.
All of you people that are saying, well, ghost, I saw the man walk on the moon.
I saw them.
They were out there bouncing around.
You know what?
The moon landing, nothing but Nevada.
Okay?
That's all it is.
Nothing but Nevada.
So that's all I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, why are these astronauts threatening violence just because somebody's asking them to swear to God that they went up to the moon?
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
We got another $18.66 bucker here.
This is by Anonymous.
They didn't put anything on it, so I'm going to make sure to scrutinize this one really carefully.
No, it doesn't look like I need to.
It looks like it's got 4 million hits.
Whatever the hell this is.
And this is actually a video from 2006.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Anonymous requested this.
What is this shit?
Flaming Monkey Media.
A very special thanks to TFW member or whatever.
Here's to the finest crew of Starling.
Engage.
Fucking Captain Picard, chugging beer.
Captain John Picard, the U.S. 10% crying.
Are some of you Trekkies getting your asshole puckered watching this shit?
Jesus Christ.
What a bunch of nerds.
Nerds.
It is the 19th principle of a stop beating face.
And there's that fucking leftist piece of shit, Will Wheaton.
You don't deserve to wear that uniform.
This is becoming a speech.
You're the captain's third.
Nerds.
I'm tired to ramble on about something everyone knows.
Captain John Picard of the U.S. Man, this is like old school internet dude too.
2006.
That was a long time ago, baby.
That was a long time ago.
Hold on.
We got another fucking dono here.
Put hand on Bible.
Do you swear to God that you're straight and never serviced a glory hole?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Go fuck yourself, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I've never serviced a glory hole, you idiot.
Jesus Christ.
Put your hand on the Bible.
don't have a Bible!
So what does everybody think about the Captain Picard video?
Hey, dude, I don't have a Bible, dude.
My God doesn't give a shit.
So it is what it is.
Why don't you dumb Trekky just shut up and get your asses puckered for this stupid dumb trekking nerd shit, man?
NOOOOO You'll have to call again.
I'm just leaving.
I must stop that properly.
Looks like everybody like this.
Is everybody like this?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, nerds!
Oh, look at Captain Picard over here.
Captain Picard's got jungle fever.
He's got jungle fever.
He's got jungle fever.
And now we've got the AIDS.
You just are born.
Who ref- Who refers to that?
I am lacutas aboard.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Okay, so at the USA never gone to the moon.
WHO the fuck put the laser reflectors on the moon that were accessible from all observatory of the whole fucking planet two days after they left the moon?
Santa Claus, maybe?
Uh, the Dark meow, that laser was not visible.
As a matter of fact uh, they have a stupid episode on the fucking Big Bang theory about how these nerds are sending a signal to that dumb fucking shit on the moon and that they the, the.
There was a layman there, because remember, there's a bitch that they live with and that bitch had a dude come over and the dude was there on top of the fucking uh, the building, and and they were beaming some shit to the moon and the and the laser beamed back.
There was no physical, fucking visible laser.
All right, it's.
It's basically bouncing back data packets, for fuck's sake, and they could put that shit anywhere.
All right, all right.
So just give me a fucking break, you can't?
I mean, I look, I respect you, dr Meow, I know you're a doctor and shit, but come on man, all right, even in that stupid fucking show, they there was no physical labor laser that can be seen.
And you're telling me that you could see it two days after you.
All right, whatever.
All right, I I okay Meow, I believe you.
Jesus Christ, I am Lacutas, I believe you.
Meow, I am the cutest of all.
Lock pages on that vest.
I am the cutest of all.
There are more lights.
Hey, hey, picture, it didn't happen.
All right, video or picture, it didn't happen.
I think I've had enough of Captain Picard, all right?
Hold on, wait a minute.
I think they did a $20 bill.
No, it was only $18.
All right, that's good enough.
We had enough of Captain Picard, all right?
Thank you very much, Anonymous for hooking it up with a Captain Picard and then a fake moon landing.
What's up, dude?
Oh, my God!
The moon landing is fake.
I don't have any evidence to prove it or anything.
The moon landing is fake because the moon landing is fake.
You're taking NASA's word for it, you idiot.
You're thinking because, you know, NASA has faked some video and fucking footage that you know more than everybody else, for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Hey, can you raid EBZ today?
He's moody.
Why is he moody?
He's moody from his 24-hour stream, so easy to trigger.
All right, we only got a few more of these 18 buckers.
I think we have two, two, three.
We got four more, and then we're going to move on to some raiding streams, okay?
We're going to raid some streams here.
Let's get to Der Wicking.
Der Wicking, he donated this, said, Ghost, here is a beautiful song about one of the most ignatic esoteric symbols of northern culture and native religion, the red gold, the dar pinier, the ring of Odin bequeathed to Baldor on his pry.
All right, well, let's see what the fuck you do.
What the fuck you're talking about, fucking der wicking.
Let's see what the hell you're talking about.
Hold on, we got to wait another five seconds for a goddamn monetization of fucking ads here.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
This is by Bathory.
Is that the name of the band?
Bathory?
There's nothing gay about that.
Ring of gold.
go ahead and see what the hell this is okay got some little slow guitar in there god
Hold on, hey, asshole.
We're listening to Bathory up in here.
I used to be big into the conspiracy shit.
One of the questions I have is: why the hell would NASA not only fake the moon landing, but how would they have done it so effortlessly and realistically with the video technology they had back in the 60s?
There wasn't any video technology, dude.
Do you know that the first landing that we see is a video of a video?
I mean, that's why it doesn't come in so clear.
It's a video of a video of fucking the first steps on the moon, first and foremost.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Great technology.
And secondly, I question you, okay?
After we went to the moon the first time, we sent them back a few times, and it was so easy to send them back on the moon that we sent them up there with dune buggies and golf clubs.
Remember these idiots, you know, when they were out there with a dune buggy on the moon?
Is that still on the moon?
You remember when that fucking idiot took a swing of a golf club on the moon?
Where?
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Why is it so hard now?
And we're going into 2020.
Why is it so hard now to even get through the ionosphere?
I mean, you see all these billionaires like dumbass Elon Musk and, you know, the idiot from Virgin Records and all these idiots trying to throw rockets into space.
You even got this fucking idiot that Jeff Bezos, the guy who owns Amazon, wanting to go into space.
These guys are spending all kinds of money throwing rockets in the air and they're blowing up.
They're blowing up.
And they, I mean, how, why is it so hard considering that the technology that was used to blast those guys off into the moon at that time should have been at least progressed, at least at a very minute scale.
And yet, you can't fucking, these idiots can't blast this shit off.
Jeff Bezos Rocket Explosion Fails00:05:01
Look, I don't want to talk about it.
All right, it is what it is.
You all want to believe fucking NASA?
That's your fucking problem.
You guys are sick, all right?
NASA is one of the most why can't we go back?
Why is the Van Allen belt an issue now?
Why did NASA scrap their previously working rockets?
Why did NASA destroy the technology?
Why and how did NASA lose 800 boxes of tapes from the moon landings?
Why is NASA so protected?
Well, Edgy Bra told you off.
All right.
Edgy Bra told you off there, boy.
And by the way, let me show you something else.
All right.
Why is it that we're going to believe some fucking organization?
Let's go ahead and go to the images really fast.
All right.
We're going to believe some organization.
Put the PC shot on with the serpent tongue going through their fucking logo for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look at that.
They've got the serpent tongue in the fucking logo, you fucking dumbasses.
And by the way, you know, since you guys hate Jews so much, oh my, what?
What?
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
Since we're going down this path, here's something YouTube didn't remove yet.
All right.
And by the way, NASA in Hebrew, because I know you people hate Jews so much for some fucking reason, but NASA in Hebrew means to deceive.
Okay?
All right.
NASA in Hebrew means to deceive.
All right.
Let me go ahead and, you know what?
I don't.
You know what?
You go, go fuck yourself.
All right.
You guys are, you guys make me fucking sick.
You know what I mean?
You people make me sick.
Let's move on.
All right.
I don't want to talk about this issue.
We're listening to Bathory here.
Okay.
We're listening to Bathory.
So let's go ahead and play Bathory.
All right.
That's what I want to fucking listen to.
This is by Dir Wicking.
All right.
It's got a little guitar here.
Sorry, that was me.
to throw that in there, sorry.
What does everybody think about this, dude?
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Dirker wicked.
Autumn rain comes to our summer.
I can crew by the well where the water crested,
free from deep breathing of great mountain.
Bathory Thor Anime Song Request00:06:40
Hey, hold on, just a second.
Come on, dude.
We're listening to Bathory.
A gay man, what is this?
A gay man, you need to have taken at least three cocks to enjoy this music.
A fact.
All right, that was kind of funny.
Look, we're listening to Bathory.
All right, we're listening to Bathory, all right?
Be awaging you coming down, treading the trail of elves bare feet.
Let your hair down like the mist across the pond in dawn of time.
Before God said once again, Durwicking requested this one here.
I'm having a little bit of a stop.
I don't dig it, dude.
What is everything?
Y'all diggin' this?
And people are like, this shit blows.
I give the city.
I care I care.
That was
by Derwicking, everybody.
Thank you very much, Derwicking.
Cheers to you on that one.
I don't, I didn't really dig it.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Well, I didn't really dig the song, so my apologies on that.
But guess what?
He has a back-to-back.
Der Wicking is the next $18.66 bucker.
And he said, Another beautiful song, Dropping Pearls on Your Wheelchair Ghost.
Happy Saturday, My Wheelchair Symbol N-word.
All right, yeah, okay, that's fucking real swift, Derwicking.
All right, Derwicking requested this one for an $18.66 bucker.
So let's see what the hell this one is.
And of course, we got to wait five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, Derwicking requested this one.
Road to Valhalla.
Let's go take a look at this.
What?
Oh my God, dude.
The world you've chosen are allowed.
They're wicking, dude.
There is a boy with a dream of a place in the lamb of all the gods.
Dude.
But in my heart, where the fire burns forever where life goes on for those who fell in battle, dude.
Moment people fight when he would arise when the sun is down.
I don't even know what the fuck to say to this.
I mean, this is supposed to be like some badass, like Nordic song.
His dream had become reality.
This is supposed to be some badass fucking big bald Nordic song.
Alright, I gotta ask.
What does everybody think in the chat room about this shit, dude?
Seriously.
Hey, look at that.
We got an anime Thor.
Is that an anime Thor?
Is that an anime thorn?
But in the heart where the fires burn, the reveling where life goes on, Yeah, the general consensus on this is, uh, sucks a cock with it.
The journey has finally come to an end, for the first reason of the world.
Yeah, sorry, Derwicking, dude.
I just don't dig this stuff, man.
I mean, is that the end of the song?
That was the end of the song.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I don't know what to say, Derwicking.
I'm serious, man.
Vikings weren't.
I'm not going to say that.
Count on Dan to make Vikings feminine soy shit.
Oh, you are not a Viking.
Vikings would hate you and your kind.
They'd never accept some whiny little lawping harmony.
I don't think Derwicking is Dan, by the way.
I don't believe he's Dan.
So, you know, stop trying to suggest that he is.
Hey, what is this?
Manly P 2012.
Scores of these ancient cults of the Eastern and Western worlds.
Vikings Feminine Soy Shit Commentary00:03:35
Pythagoras and the Hermetists show a decided Oriental influence, while the Rosicrucians, according to their own, gained much of their wisdom from Arabian mystics.
Well, that's a very interesting diatribe there.
I can't say that it's entirely inaccurate.
Let's continue going, dude.
We got a couple of the one, two, three.
We got three more, three more $18.66 buckers.
And we can go ahead and do some stream rating out here, okay?
All right, let's move on.
We got Concubine Ty Stee Ta.
Let's see what the hell he donated for.
20 bucker.
He said, instead of Herpes' infested mouse song, here's some pearls for you.
Oh, yeah, what's this?
What's this?
What you got?
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, you're literally donated people looking for fucking pearls.
Pearl hunters, you fucking idiot.
Pearl hunters?
Hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
Pause this.
What is it?
Tub guys, tub theme.
Okay, that's a good one.
Somebody donated somebody hunting for pearls.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Why don't you leave the carp alone?
You're trying to catch the carp is that a carp or what is that?
What kind of fish is that?
What are you gonna do with the fish?
You're gonna eat the fish?
What the fuck kind of primitive Mongolian bullshit is this?
No shit.
Why don't you leave the fish alone, dude?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, there's some shrimp.
What the hell is he eating scorpions?
I'm telling you, these Chinese, they'll eat anything, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
You should see the street food vendors in Beijing.
Dude, they sell cockroaches.
They sell spiders on a stick.
I mean, they eat every Chinese will eat anything, dude.
Starfish, for fuck's sake.
Hey, look at it.
She's looking for pearls.
Look at it.
She's looking for pearls.
She should be listening to this show.
I'd be shooting at them in her ass.
Although, this is primitive Mongolian China, yet they have a fucking Western hammer.
Isn't that ironic?
And she's got a mini hoe.
Man, this is...
This is this bitch is.
I mean, you're really going to eat all this, bitch.
Hey, look, there's a couple of pearls.
Look at all those pearls.
Ah, look at that fucking.
He's tripping.
He jumped out.
He's like, fuck this.
I'm not dying with you, assholes.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Oh, look at that.
They shit it out of pearl.
Look at that pearl.
New Zealand Shooter Music Critique00:04:29
Nice.
That's a nice pearl.
look at that.
I mean, are you really going to eat all this, bitch?
I mean, you know, it's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, come on.
That's a lot of pearls.
You're going to make a pearl necklace?
You can make one of those without having to go through all that trouble, you know.
Fucking get yourself a man that'll come on.
Never mind.
Look, she's got her finger up the damn clam's ass.
Wow.
Oh, dear.
This is so beautiful.
Did she just say fuck yeah?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I think you need to calm your ass down, all right?
I think you need to fucking just eat what you, you know, what you can out of that stupid little shitbag creek that you just got all those pearls and carp in for Christ's sake.
Anyway, thank you, Concubine Ty Stee Ta.
Thank you very much for having some broad go out there and hunt for pearls for Christ's sake.
It was very culturally enlightening.
How about that, huh?
That was very culturally enlightening of you to do that.
I really do appreciate that.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We got Peppermint Swirl in the house.
Peppermint Swirl.
And I think we've got one more, right?
We got one more after this.
That's it.
Peppermint Swirl.
If you want real rock and roll, check this out.
All right.
But let's see what Peppermint Swirl is rocking to.
I doubt he even knows what rock and roll is.
I am the god of hellfire.
What the fuck is this?
You know what?
I expected this kind of cookster shit on a Peppermint Swirl.
I mean, look at all the fucking cookster ass goddamn donations that he's making for Christ's sake.
I expected this kind of dumb shit.
Put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
Peppermint swirl.
Fucking, I don't know whatever this is.
I've never even heard of this shit.
Put it on.
I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you fire.
Oh, my God.
Is this what you're bumping in your car there, Peppermint Swirl?
I mean, are you really bumping this in your car there, Peppermint Swirl?
This does sound like boomer music, though, by the way.
Sounds a little boomer to me.
Oh, you mean the New Zealand shooter played this in his car?
Really?
Really?
Oh, great.
Great.
I feel so fucking honored now.
Some fucking white nationalist idiot who couldn't even get himself a white girlfriend.
So, no wonder Peppermint Swirl, he fucking requested this.
No wonder.
No fucking wonder, dude.
You're gonna burn.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me with this shit?
I mean, the New Zealand shooter was actually listening to this dumb shit.
I mean, come on, man.
Mercy For What You Requested00:05:53
So, what does everybody think about this song in the chat room?
I mean, I'm pretty sure all of you love this song since the New Zealand shooter was playing this bullshit.
But honestly, give me your fair assessment in the chat room.
Yeah, I knew it.
Look at these fucking idiots.
I knew they were.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake, all right?
Fucking praising some stupid jerk-off mass shooter for Christ.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
All right, let's move on.
All right, we've got some more.
What?
What?
Mageland.
God, have mercy.
God, have mercy.
All right, look, no more $18.66 bucker, dude, all right?
We had one more to go, and then Mageland had to request one.
So look, this one was requested by Bob.
And by the way, Dr. Meow, thank you for the $20 bill.
We can agree to disagree, by the way, dude.
All right, so cheers to you.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for the $20 bill.
Let's go to Bob.
Bob requested this.
Say, hey, ghost, how's it going?
Since we're going down this path, here's something YouTube didn't remove yet.
All right, I got to check this one out, dude, because I'm pretty sure this is some sick-ass perverted garbage.
No, no, as a matter of fact, this is monetized, so I guess not, huh?
I guess not.
All right, let's see what the hell this is here.
What is this?
B-Y-O-B.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this there, Bob?
Bob requested this.
I'd like to ask, if I may.
When you were carrying out that incredible moon walk, did you find that the surface was equally firm anywhere?
Or were there harder and softer spots that you could detect?
And secondly, when you looked up at the sky, could you actually see the stars in the cellular carilla in spite of the glare?
We were never able to see stars from the lunar surface or on the daylight side of the moon by I, without looking through the optics.
I don't recall during the period of time that we were photographing the Sonarla what stars we could see.
I don't recall.
You're on the fucking moon.
You're on the fucking moon.
Don't recall.
I hope my legs don't break.
This time I'd like to introduce the Apollo 11 crew astronauts Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, Edwin Alden.
What the fuck does Stanley Kubic have to do with astronauts and movement?
Who the hell you fooling?
Fuck you in this whole stupid flat of movement.
Well, you don't like assuming yet the science proof.
You a college student shouldn't be assuming green swords.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Is this a fucking rap song?
Oh my god, this is horrible rhyming skills.
This is horrible rap.
And I'm just trying to figure out where the tax dollars went.
Nothing.
You want me to knock you at the end?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I get it.
I get what you're doing, dude.
But this is bad rhyming, dude.
I swear to God that you walk down the middle.
I'm going to give you an opportunity to get the hell locked down and you should only get along.
Tomorrow is another day.
I'm going to use it.
Walking on, walking on, walking on.
Take your stuff and get the fuck out.
Not a huge fan of the award for the best rapper, but they give the moon man award to the best actor.
Guess we must go straight to the source.
Let's ask you.
Now, this is a little better.
This is a little better than the last verse.
Why do we only see one half of a lunar face?
How do you explain air bubbles you be you in space?
Why is it so important a lie to the human race?
A million mile internet that travels like years, but they can't show a space shuttle re-enter the atmosphere.
Okay, to blast off, you gotta practice Freemasonry.
An acronym that stands for not a space agency.
Some mason.
I'm wishing my days away.
No.
This is very interesting verses here on the second verse.
Put your hand on the Bible.
Swear to God you walked on the moon.
Mr. Cyro, knowing you, that's probably a fake bite.
All right, that's the end of the song there.
We're passengers.
We're guys down on a flight.
Yeah, we're passengers.
We're going on a flight.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why don't you go to the NASA administrators?
That's what Buzz Aldrin said.
Hey, hey, why don't you go to NASA's administration and go bug them?
We're just guys going on a flight.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Anyway, thank you, Bob.
That was a very interesting song, by the way.
Anyway, last $18.66 bucker thus far, folks.
And then we'll go ahead and go ahead and conduct ourselves in a little bit of internet tomfoolery.
So let's go ahead and do so.
This one was requested by Mage Lynn and said, God have mercy.
All right, let's see what the hell this is there, Mage Lynn.
God have mercy on what?
What did you request here?
What did you request here?
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
All right.
Deicide Metal Man Hah Hah Laughs00:10:43
I got to make sure that this isn't some fucking sick ass, disgusting, perverted, you know, fucking shit or something.
You know, I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Hold on.
I got to make sure of this.
Hold on.
Everybody, bear with me on this, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
I want to make sure that this isn't some shit or I'm not, I'm not even joking, literal shit.
All right, I'm trying to fucking vet this as quick as possible.
All right, because this is one of these suspicious, very suspicious-looking videos.
And you know what?
I'm thinking about putting like some kind of you know, I don't know, something to where you have to have over like a fucking couple of thousand hits before you can even fucking request a video or some shit.
Anyway, Mage Lynn requested this, and I'm going to put my goddamn mouse to switch screens as quick as possible if something weird comes out, all right?
I'm telling you, Mage Lynn, this better be Mozart, Requiem, and not some goddamn snake in the ass or some kind of sick-ass perverted shit.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now.
You know, Mozart is actually pretty good for Christ's sake, man.
All right, got a little Mozart, a little beef oven.
Who doesn't like beef oven?
You know what I mean?
Beef oven is a pretty good fucking composer as well.
I also like a little bit of Vivaldi.
Vivaldi is pretty good.
You know what I'm saying?
Beef oven, dude.
Beef oven.
Just shut up, all right?
This doesn't sound too bad.
Hold on, just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on, what is this?
Don't like cultured, easy listening folk, eh?
If y'all don't like deicide, I don't know what to say.
Deicide!
Oh, now he's pulling out the Satan worshipers.
Now Der Wicking is pulling out the Satan worshipers for Christ's sake.
Deicide.
I'm looking forward to listening to some deicide.
Anyway, let's listen to the rest of Magelyn is Mozart.
It's been pretty good thus far, but I've got my finger on that trigger.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm telling you right now.
It's not bad.
I like classical music.
Classical music is good for the brain.
It's actually good to go to sleep to, for Christ's sake, as a matter of fact.
Just a FYI, the best version of this piece, according to Mageland, you know?
So what does everybody think about Mozart?
Wolfgang of a Deus Mozart.
What does everybody think?
10 out of 10.
Yeah, people like it.
Snake out of.
This better not have anything on it.
I'm not kidding.
10 out of 10, 10 out of 10, 5 stars.
Lane's better than Mozart.
Are you fucking kidding me?
10 out of 10, 10 out of 10?
8 out of 10?
Astonishing.
Not bad there, Mage Lynn.
Not bad.
Not bad.
And thank you very much for uploading the good portion of that particular piece by Mozart.
Cheers to you.
And we have one more $18.66 bucker to go here.
Thanks to Der Wicking.
Der Wicking said, pussies don't like cultured, easy listening folk, eh?
I do like folk, but you know, folk is very hard to convey, and it's very hard to make a good folk song.
And the ones that you posted, I just didn't dig, dude.
I'm sorry.
If you don't like deicide, then I don't know what to say.
Hopefully, this is high enough tempo for you, Coomers.
P.S. I'm not Dan.
I don't think that Derwicking is Dan.
Let me make sure that.
Hold on, let me see.
Let me see something really fast.
Let me see something.
I can tell if this is Dan or not.
If it's not, it's not Dan, dude.
All right?
It's not Dan.
So just letting you know.
All right, let's go ahead and listen to Derwicking's Deicide.
And for you folks that don't know who Deicide is, this was a fucking satanic metal band.
I'm looking forward to seeing what the hell song he requested.
These guys are blatant Satanists.
These guys go back, I think, to the late 80s, early 90s, around this time period.
So, yeah, these are real Satanists.
I mean, these guys are not, you know, they're singing to Satan.
So let's listen to a little bit of Satan music on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 21, In the Minds of Evil by Deicide.
Thanks to Der Wicking.
Just wanna watch the world This is metal, dude.
This is metal.
All right.
Yeah, baby Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're listening to some fucking metal music, man.
Who's digging this?
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY THINK IN THE CHAT ROOM OF FUCKING DEACIDE, HUH HAH HAH HAH HAH?
Yeah, no shit.
The album cover on this looks horrible, but I love it.
Look at that.
It's like some dark spirit puppeteering some politician.
That's what it looks like.
Yeah, everybody, let's get into a fucking mosh pit.
Let's get into a fucking mosh pit.
Get in there.
Get in here.
Get into fucking mosh pit.
Fuck you.
Get you.
Fucking punch you in the fucking mouth, man.
Yeah.
YEEEAAA HA HA HA FUCKING METAL MAN Fucking metal.
We're fucking rocking up.
We're rocking out with our cocks out out here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I want to say cheers to everybody out here who's kicking with me on a Saturday night, man.
Cheers, baby.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What?
The last one.
I just can't stop listening to this one.
All right, Magelyn.
All right.
I have to.
I'm going to have to vet this one because I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's listen to a little bit more of this fucking deicide.
Ha, ha, ha.
I tell you, you know what?
They're wicking.
This is badass, dude.
I like deicide.
I like fucking dark, evil type of music.
I like to expose myself to shit like that.
Winter, son, that's fucking horrible.
You're an asshole for putting up that fucking gif, you asshole.
Jesus Christ.
All right, turn this shit off.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
We got this last one here.
What's up, Derwick?
He said, by the one-eyed God, did I finally find a fucking song ghost that likes that isn't a boomer core?
Props to Ghost.
Now let's make EBZ cry.
All right, hold on.
I got to do one more by Magelind, and I got to make sure it's not some kind of sick-ass, perverted, scat, fucking snake in the ass or whatever the hell it is, dude.
All right, I'm serious.
So hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm sorry that I have to do this.
I'm sorry that I even have to do this, man.
But it's a goddamn shame that I got to sit here and fucking vet these stupid videos because my goddamn fucking fan base is a bunch of sick ass demented perverts that fucking get their fucking rocks off on putting up demented shit fucking videos for Christ's sake, man.
I think it's fucking sad and it makes me want to throw up.
It makes me want to throw up that I even have to fucking put up with this.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
Classical Music Not For Nerds00:05:55
All right, now I'm looking at this.
It looks like it's mostly Mozart.
Hold on, I got to make sure, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't want to get busted with some fucking stupid ass, disgusting, despicable, fucking grotesque pornographic shit.
All right, this is what these idiots like to do.
They think they're so fucking cute doing it.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
And I'm pretty sure it makes you sick to your stomach as well, folks.
Okay, I think this is a good video.
Okay, I think it is.
All right, I'm trying to rush through this.
I think we're good.
All right, here it is.
I think we're okay.
All right, all right, let's go.
Let's go ahead and continue here.
Okay, let's go ahead and see if we can listen to Magelyn's Mozart.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is: Mozart 40th Symphony Third Movement Best Version.
Let's go ahead and see what this is here.
I'm telling you, not bad.
Not bad at all.
I love Mozart.
Like I said, I love Beef Oven, too.
Can't forget beef oven.
So what does everybody think about old Mozart, dude?
I'm telling you, classical music is something that is the most underrated music of the musical flavors out here.
I mean, it has been scientifically proven that classical music actually lights up parts of the brain, unlike other music that's distributed out here within the music spectrum, if you will.
Hey, fuck you, fish fans.
I mean, classical is not for nerds, dude.
This is for people that want to expand their minds, man, that want to light up other parts of their brain.
You know, I mean, this helps you become more of a brilliant person, man.
Of course, you're an uncultured son of a bitch.
You know, you probably listen to K-pop and shit like that.
That's a nice painting of Mozart, and I'm assuming those are some of the nobility.
And by the way, somebody said Mozart died of cancer.
He actually was killed by another composer, Scalaleri, I think his name, right?
Right?
Scalalari?
Scalalari killed Mozart because he envied Mozart and his ability to be so musically inclined.
Yeah, Salilari, or whatever the fuck his fruity ass name is.
I forgot what his name was.
Although, Shia Lairi, his music isn't that bad.
I don't know if you've ever heard of any of his music.
wasn't bad but it definitely wasn't the realm of mozart by any means yeah salad larry Yeah, Salad Larry.
In the field of local law.
Hold on, what do we got here?
Tariq Nasheed.
Mozart was a black man.
This has been proven several times.
Get the fuck.
What the fuck?
European Jesuits whitewashed our history?
Are you fucking Mozart?
There's plenty of portraits of Mozart, dude.
All right?
Mozart went down in history because he was a fucking music prodigy.
I mean, that's how he made his living.
That's why he lived such a rambunctious life.
If you've never seen the movie Amadeus, I would strongly advise you folks to watch it.
It is a depiction of Mozart's life.
And Mozart, all he did was go from kingdom to kingdom to become the musician of that monarch.
I mean, he had a very, very big-time influence over the monarchs of Europe, dude, because he was so musically inclined.
Now, the bad part about Mozart is when he died, because he wasn't truly a part of the nobility, he was just an artist or a musician, he was thrown into a group pile of bodies, like a mass burial.
That's what they did to the peasants and the regular folks back in the monarch era, is they would just dump a bunch of bodies into a big pile and then just bury them.
And that's unfortunately where Mozart lays in a mass grave.
But Mozart was gifted.
He was talented.
Thank you there, Magelyn.
He was talented.
And what, Tariq Nasheed?
What?
White people can't make music like that.
Black people invented all instruments you're listening to now.
All right, Tariq.
All right, whatever.
All right, my ignorance is showing.
All right, all right, whatever, all right.
Anyway, I just wanted to add that Mozart was so brilliant that his father would show him off to the monarchs because he could play ballots on the fucking piano at three years old blindfolded.
Blindfolded.
So just a little FYI.
Anyway, I think it's about time for everybody to know what's about midnight.
It's about 1230.
I think it's time for some stream raids out here.
White People Can't Make That Music00:04:19
Now, people are saying, let's go to EBZ's stream because he's doing a 24-hour stream and he's a little upset.
And what is he doing?
Hold on, let's go to EBZ's stream right now.
What is this shit?
He's walking around outside, for Christ's sake, which is never good.
No man as black as him should be just wandering around walking around any kind of neighborhood because I think he's asking for some trouble.
All right, good.
in his fucking Prius or his little pussy car or whatever it is.
He's in his car.
I can barely see him, dude.
Hold on, what?
What is it?
Since you like the death so much, here is one of the best death metal drummers I've ever heard in person.
All right, that's a matter of fact.
Cheers, man.
All right, hold on, Derwick.
get to yours in just a second.
I want to see what, what, man, look at his brother.
It's dark.
We can't even see this brother, man.
I wouldn't even know this brother was even in this car had he not had his eyes open.
Anyway, what's going on to Flaming Creations?
What's going on to Poindexter Rose and what's going on here?
All right, he's effing for Christ's sake.
He's effing for Christ's sake.
What's going on to Quetzaquadl?
What's going on, Tim McCrab?
Rich McConnell?
Puka dude?
What's going on, dude?
Are we just going to watch him drive?
No shit.
Hey, EBZ, smile.
I can't see you, dude.
I literally can't see this dude, man.
I'm not trying to be racist, dude.
I mean, I can't see him.
This brother is darker than Wesley Snyder.
Did you see his eyes?
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, Derwicky, what's up?
What's going on, Mattress?
It's Jake.
Look, you can't see him.
All right, there's a light there.
And look, right in the dark, all you can see is the white of his eyes.
Look at that shit.
Amazing.
Amazing.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Oh, my God.
This is fucking hilarious, dude.
We can only see the white of his eyes, dude.
That's hilarious.
What's going on, Chris Johnson, Pettis, Remy Hakari, Father Time?
Vicious Deuce, Odd Eyes Magician, Dr. Cockmongler, Jackler, Mr. Person, Aesthetic.
What's going on to Chad Simmons?
Look, his fucking check engine light is coming on, for Christ's sake.
He's just trying to ignore it.
He's like, nah, it's okay.
It's still good, man.
We still riding.
We still riding, baby.
His fucking check engine light is...
Hey, brother, we need some engine or service soon, baby.
I mean, come on, EBZ.
Tell us something, man.
Say something, man.
I mean, you know, why don't you rap for us?
Why don't you sing for us, man?
You know, why don't you give us some of them old slave songs like what is this, Derwicking?
Let's get ABC arrested.
No, no, we're not doing that, dude.
Let's get EBZ arrested for D DWB driving while black, dude.
That's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up.
Driving while black.
Although, this brother is dark, man.
I'm serious.
I can't see him.
Only the white of his eye.
Dude, it's amazing.
That's amazing.
Wavy.
It's good.
Chris Johnson, salute.
Hey, man, thank you guys for being here.
I appreciate you guys.
What's up?
I'm actually on my way to the gym.
I was sitting at the computer.
I got a little, I guess you could say, Burntell.
So he's on his way to the gym.
Driving While Black Stream Incident00:15:32
Come over here.
Wake myself up a little bit and then go back.
He's on his way to the gym.
I wish I was like that.
When I'm bored, I was like, you know what?
It's time to go to the gym.
Come on, ghosts.
Let's go to the gym.
It's a great way to clear the cobwebs.
The cobwebs.
All right, look, we'll get back to EBZ once he gets to the gym.
All right.
I got a.
I'll do Der Wicking's $18.66 bucker here.
Hold on.
Let me see if there's any other streamers on here for just a second.
All right.
I want to make sure that we're not.
We got a couple of streamers out here.
There's streamers to be had.
All right.
We'll get back to EBZ when he gets to the fucking gym or something.
But let me get to Der Wicking's $18.66 bucker really quick so we can get that shit out of the way.
All right, Derwicking said, since you like death metal so much, here's one of the best death metal drummers I've ever heard in person.
All right, who is this?
Karaskin?
Karaskin?
No, Chris, Chris Ewing, Chris.
I don't know what the fuck.
The sword of Orion.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear this death metal drumming.
I like the album cover.
The album cover looks pretty metal.
Now, I'm going to be listening to the drums, because Derricky said the drums are good here.
Yeah, this is this is pretty good, dude.
I like this.
This I can dig this metal baby.
Yes You know what, Derrick, he's not going to...
I can definitely get used to this, dude.
I like metal.
I'm a metal fan.
I mean, like I said, I have a very expansive musical flavor.
Man, I can do this.
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
It's turning into the Saturday night metal show, baby Play the whole thing at seven minutes, dude Well, you did do a 20 bucker.
All right.
All right.
Now, since we're listening to this metal, all right, since we're listening to this and because Derwicken did a $20 bill, let's go ahead and get some more beer!
Fucking drinking beer.
We're drinking beer while listening to metal.
I'm going to have some of the devil's lettuce on top of that.
And then once this is over, let's get back to stream rating.
There are a lot of streams out there for us to be rating, okay?
There are a lot of streams out there.
I'm looking at this.
There's a lot of streams out here that we can be rating out here.
From what I understand, Rosie O'Kelly is live.
From what I understand, Fat Elvis is live.
From what I understand, Only Use Me Blade is live.
Woo!
We're definitely going to be conducting some internet tomfoolery here.
I can dig this.
This is pretty good metal, dude.
All right.
I'll give you props.
All right.
Some of that fucking Nordic folk shit that you were doing, Derwicking, before.
Nah, this.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, before, you know, if we're going to go rate Only Use Me Blade, I got to show you something.
If it's still up, I got to show you something he did last night.
He actually cleaned his leg holes, and he's got a massive new leg hole around his ankle.
It looks fucking horrible.
I mean, it was like gore.
I'm not kidding.
I'm going to see if I can find it in my history.
Yeah, and for all those that don't know, Blade, Only Use Me Blade, he's on like a fucking, you know, he's trying to kill himself.
You know, he's obviously diabetic.
He eats massive amounts of sugar.
He drinks Jaeger.
I mean, all this shit is making his fucking legs not have proper blood circulation.
So his legs are ulcerating.
Yeah, you know what?
This is a pretty good fucking guitar, metal guitar, fast speed drumming.
I hear you there, Derwicking.
And that's why I love Only Use Me Blade, dude.
He's on a one-way trip out of here.
And that's why I occasionally donate to him because I appreciate his brazen attempt at getting the fuck out of this life.
Pretty good stuff, dude.
All right, we almost done with this.
Oh, no, we still got fucking two more minutes.
Look, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and go to Only Use Me Blade stream after this.
But before we get to Only Use Me Blade stream, I want to look at my fucking history because I want to show you he cleaned his leg holes yesterday.
grossest shit I've ever seen in my life.
He actually cleaned his fucking leg holes with like fucking rubbing alcohol that had like winter fresh smell to it or some shit.
Hey, Mysterious man, you're a fucking asshole, you know that?
Yeah, this is some pretty good drumming, dude.
I have to admit, this drummer is badass.
Listen to that drumming.
Yeah, that's some badass drumming, dude.
Yeah, no, no shit.
Dude, stop posting that gif, you idiots, all right?
That's a disabled person, and you're doing it as a fucking joke.
YOU FUCKIN' DICKHEADS, MAN!
Man, you guys are fuckin' ditched, man.
Seriously, you guys are fucking dits.
Wow, that's pretty good, dude.
That was pretty fucking good, Dirwiki.
Straight up, man.
Cheers to that.
That was actually pretty good.
I have to agree with you.
That fucking drummer knows what the fuck he's doing.
That was a badass drummer.
All right, let me go ahead and I want to see if I can find this in my history because I want to show you guys this only use me blade.
Was that it?
Is this it?
I think that's it.
Hold on.
Let me see.
I think this is it.
Hold on just a second.
Let me make sure.
I think this is it.
Let me make sure if I can find it.
He goes in and he goes and cleans his leg holes here.
Right?
Is this it?
No, no.
Is that it?
No, this is the second time.
Hold on.
Wrong one because he did two different streams last night.
So this is the one that he did after the leg hole cleaning.
So let me go ahead and get to the leg hole cleaning.
Tariq Nasheen.
Did you know that the original ghost was black?
Fuck you.
Can you shut up about the black stuff, dude?
Good God.
The fucking original ghost was black?
I mean, are you fucking joking, man?
Come on.
Hold on.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is.
All right.
Everybody ready?
Everybody ready?
Now, let me give you some context here, okay?
Now, here is Only Use Me Blade.
This was last night's stream, okay?
Of course, he's getting hammered.
He's taking fire sales.
There's a bag of weed there.
All right.
And he's staying with some guy named OG Geezer, which, you know, he's kind of a cookster himself.
Anyway, OG Geezer leaves to go get some fucking rolling papers and some, I don't know, whatever.
Anyway, this is where Only Use Me Blade decides, look, I got to clean my leg holes.
Why not do it on stream?
So just watch this, okay?
It is fucking gross.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Viewer discretion is advised.
And by the way, how come OnlyUseMeBlade gets his Streamlabs back when I was banned from Streamlabs after my first time using it?
Fucking asshole Streamlabs.
Streamlabs can suck a cock with it.
Spots the only mode when we hit the chat when we hit the thing.
Spots the only mode when we hit the thing, dudes.
All right, here it is.
He's going to clean his leg holes.
Viewer discretion is advised, dude.
Oh, what a play.
Look at that.
That's a great fucking place.
Look at that.
Fucking some leftover pizza.
You know, some fucking hydrogen peroxide, some alcohol.
And look at this.
He's going to go to the bathroom.
He's going to clean his leg holes.
Now, for you folks that don't know, this guy is diabetic.
He doesn't care.
He's drinking anyway.
His circulation to his legs, there's hardly any circulation to his legs.
And as a result, his legs are ulcerating.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Here goes, you guys want these label updates?
And this new one on his ankle.
I can't.
Look at that new one on his ankle.
I haven't seen that.
OH MY GOD!
He's cleaning his leg holes for us on fucking street.
And this guy continues to drink and continues to eat fucking carbs and sugar, like shit that you're not supposed to do.
So you let that suck for a little bit and we wrap it up.
And this stuff is called.
This smells fucking really good.
There he goes.
That's what he's putting on his fucking diabetic ulceration, dude.
That's what he's putting on his diabetic ulceration, all right?
whore come here and this is gonna get laid out He's gonna get laid out out here in Vegas, dude.
He's gonna get laid out.
You're poor.
Figure it out.
Let's go see, Barnett.
Oh, man.
This guy is fucking loaded.
I'm heading straight to the strip club.
I'm out of sight where.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
Hey, black people can figure it out.
Black people figure it out.
This is why I like Blade.
This is why I like drunk Blade.
He doesn't give a shit.
I mean he literally doesn't give a shit.
And that's his favorite saying, you're poor.
Oh, he's going up to the black chicks.
He's going up to the ball tonight.
He called him a dumbass bitch because he wouldn't fucking hug his diabetic ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, come on.
Sloppy Drunk Guy In The Street00:04:31
He's in the middle of the fucking street.
Look at this moron.
He's in the middle of the fucking street.
what a fucking idiot hahaha um...
oops oh but this is why I watch this guy This guy's like on a fucking one-way path to fucking death, dude.
was a guy.
I mean seriously, this guy is like on a one-way trip out of here.
This is like a fucking train wreck, dude.
Look, he's gonna go into a random car.
Are you going into some random car?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Not ours.
He was getting into some fucking random car.
I love you dude, I love you, come on.
Please use me on set, bro.
Yes.
Oh my god, this is- Uh oh.
Oh, God.
This must be a street sniper that is filming them out here.
Here we go.
There's a handle.
I got...
I got him.
I got him.
I got em, boys.
I think this is big, this is cool.
This guy touched me.
This guy's out of the red triple.
As far as you're out there.
He's fucking talking shit to everybody out there on the fucking.
This isn't the strip.
This looks like downtown Vegas.
He's talking shit to everybody out there.
Oh, my God.
She's beautiful.
Oh, my God.
That's beautiful.
They turned away.
They saw Blade.
The blondes turned away.
They were like, oh, my God, a grotesque fucking shaved date.
Fucking 12 o'clock.
All of y'all ain't shit.
Fight me, bitch.
Are we going to see a fight?
Are we going to see a fight?
No, I'll do it later.
I'll figure it out.
Traffic.
Street.
All right, I got my hands full now, boys.
You're figuring it out, bitch.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Go, I mean, what are the odds that this guy's going to get his ass laid out, man?
This is Vegas, dude.
Somebody's going to lay him out.
Don't touch the little kid.
Leave the little kid alone.
Touch the kid!
I got you.
This is horrible.
Hold on, we got somebody donating here.
2012 fan.
I love Amadeus too.
Have you heard of Immortal Beloved?
It's a movie about beef oven.
I love Amadeus too.
Amadeus and Immortal Beloved are the only classical Kino I know about.
Hey, cheers to cheers to 2012 fan, dude.
Thank you, everybody.
We'll play yours in just a second.
We're waiting to see if Blade gets laid out out here.
And this is downtown Vegas, he could, the probability of him getting laid out is very high here.
Downtown Vegas is very dangerous.
Uh-oh.
Fuck you.
No, no, you know what, though?
I was just like, oh, I think I heard Coach.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was just starting to start.
No, Dude, I was just gonna switch.
We ain't gonna win that one.
That was bad.
Please go.
That was bad.
The fucking guy holding the camera's like, look, dude, we're not gonna win that one, dude.
Just let's go.
He was about to hit you.
Well, you were supposed to hit me.
And I realized that I said no.
What do you want to do?
Those guys left.
Those guys bailed.
Cow Filters And Vegas Streamers00:04:39
What?
They were paying for it.
Huh?
Oh my god, dude.
Talking about fucking sloppy drunk.
All right, and he's known for groping as well, dude.
He's hugging some random asshole in a cowboy hat.
Look at your poor.
Yeah, I know.
Huh?
I don't know where they went.
Oh my god, dude You see, I drink, guys.
But I never get this fucking hammer, dude.
This is ridiculous.
This is like blacked out drunk.
You got money for cyclops?
Yeah, I got a mirror.
And you know, that's the sad part about it.
People in the chat room are like, he's not going to remember any of this.
I mean, alcohol is supposed to be something you're supposed to.
It's supposed to be like a recreational drink that helps you facilitate fun.
like you know blackout drunk and act like a jerk let's stay out and take another shot oh jesus fix the audio What the fuck?
Dude, fix the fuckin' audio on this shit!
What do you wanna do?
Let's go and serve it up.
Let's go and serve it up!
Come on!
You're gonna have money if you start clubbing.
Let's serve it up, dude.
Yeah, I'm fucked up, man.
I'm poor.
We got security.
We gotta go.
Uh-oh, security.
There's security.
Let's, yeah, let's walk, Blade.
There's security right there.
they were called oh my god that's a horrible fucking audio settings on the shitty stream labs
Oh my god, here he goes.
Let's see if he gets a grope.
He's looking for a grope victim.
Oh, this might, oh, this might be your man.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I mean, this guy has dodged trouble at least about six times since he would watch him.
I mean, this guy's got dumb luck.
Oh, yeah!
Fix the camera, cameraman.
Let's go walk on this way, yeah let's go walk on this way Get laid out tonight, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is too many dodging of faith.
You know, somebody needs to lay them out.
You need to sit and chill for a few minutes?
Yeah, I was just sitting and chill for a few minutes.
Hey, here you are.
What do you want to do?
Yeah, yeah, hey, asshole.
Yeah, I know what you were saying.
You're probably saying the N-word.
Dressed Like A Cow With Filters00:03:28
He's got filters.
He's got filters on.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Look at this fat dude.
Look at that fat.
Oh, my God.
Look at it.
They're chasing after this bitch.
This bitch is dressed like a cow.
This bitch is dressed like a fucking cow.
emphasizing her monster milkers Look he's chasing after the fucking cow bitch He's going after that cow, bitch.
Going up to a black midget.
Dude, come on.
Back in the garage.
Alright, now he wants to go home.
He knows he's fucked up.
Now he wants to go home.
Oh, way down there.
Across the street.
You know, whenever these guys, these streamers, do these Vegas streams, Vegas looks pretty shitty, dude.
Sorry, dude.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, dude.
Vegas looks pretty shitty.
I remember when Vegas used to be for high-class folks.
You know what I mean?
You had to actually have about 20 grand in your pocket just so that you can have a good time out there in Vegas.
Now, this is let me look at these people.
Disgusting He is so fucking wasted No,
no Oh my god, that was near disaster.
Sorry, guys.
I love you, bitch.
Ha ha ha!
This guy's so drunk, he's starting to recognize it.
I just want to go home.
I want to go home I got 20% battery What?
Watch Out For The Mexican Fighter00:03:17
I guess these guys are going home.
All right.
Anybody have anybody else to raid out here?
Because I think these guys, I think Blade's going home, and they're probably going to end the stream once they're in the car.
So, anybody else have anybody else to stream raid here?
No, no, no, no, Oh, my God.
He almost fell after that shot.
Oh, my God.
You just stole that girl's drink.
He just stole that girl's drink, dude.
Hold on, I'm going to leave it on here for a couple of minutes, dude.
I want to see them get to the car.
There's a high propensity that Blade is either going to fucking trip on his ass and not be able to get up, he's going to get laid out, some bitch is going to kick him in the balls.
The fucking Las Vegas PD is going to take him to the drunk tank.
Nothing's going to happen.
Look at this guy.
This guy's fucking giving this guy a fucking wet will.
Oh my god.
Zip line for content.
Oh my god, dude.
I can't believe this.
Watch out for the Mexican, dude.
Don't fuck with the Mexican, yeah.
Okay.
Don't worry about me there.
Don't worry about me there, Neckbeard.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.
Oh my god Sorry about your insecurities bitch.
Oh my god somebody lay him out please He's begging for it.
Somebody lay him out, please.
This fucking one shot.
You're too much.
You're too much.
I've already gotten you out of three fights, dude.
Alright, we gotta go talk series.
I mean, this is why I like Blade to be honest with you.
This is when somebody has to take care of Blade, when Blade's around a bunch of people and they gotta put up with his drunken shit.
This is great content business, dude.
Blade Getting Arrested Under Car00:15:03
Oh, he's going up to some fucking poor four-eyed fucking dork.
He's pressing some fucking nerd.
He's pressing some nerd Asian.
Oh my God.
this is hilarious dude.
Because this is what is fun?
Oh shit, he just took some He took some idiot shit.
He just took some idiot shit right out of your hand!
Took some shit out of this dude's hand!
He is talking shit to everybody, dude.
I mean, if he doesn't get laid out in downtown Vegas talking this mad shit, I mean, give me a break.
He took some fucking idiot Swisher Sweets right from their hand.
Oh my god, has this bitch got her kids out?
That bitch had her tits out in the middle of downtown Vegas.
That bitch was showing off for me.
Look at him stumbling.
For Christ's sake.
Hey, girl, come here.
Uh-oh, is he going to go up to this guy in the wheelchair?
Uh-oh.
Okay, good.
He did it.
Yeah, we're going up.
Oh, my God.
This dude, he's, I don't know.
I don't know if he's gonna make it to the car.
Dude, I think he might pee his pants.
I think he's so fucked up he's going to piss his pants.
Hey, look at the little doggo.
Do you want a little more?
It looks like he might fall down.
He's having trouble standing up.
Where's your horn, dude?
Where's your horn?
You gotta cross the street in the garage.
You know, while I'm watching Blade stumble and talk shit in the middle of downtown Las Vegas, and look, there's a cop right there.
There's a cop right there.
You're fat, dude.
Let's go.
Oh, my God!
Anyway, while Blaine is walking downtown Vegas in a truck and stupor, you know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer.
Oh, my God, fucking Blade, dude.
It's like a fuck.
Yes.
All right, all right.
It's not that far from there, so.
He can't stand.
He can't stand.
I don't think he's gonna make it.
My whore.
He just called some woman a whore.
Let me go ahead and get some fucking whores.
Right there by the other.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Did he just say a hard R N word?
Oh my God, look at this guy.
He's gonna lose his backpack.
He's losing his pants.
He's losing his pants and his backpack.
Alright, here it is.
Alright, we gotta go back over here.
Oh, he just fucking did it!
Here he goes!
That's it.
There it is.
He just passed out in the middle of fucking downtown Vegas.
He just fucking passed out.
See, I'll be right there.
No, you can't.
I'll be right there.
Dude, they're going to arrest your ass, dude.
They're going to put you in the fucking drug tank, you fucking idiot.
Blade, come on.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is fucked.
You got to get up, man.
You got to get up.
Lay down.
You got to get up, man.
You got to get out.
Blade down.
You got to get up.
Blade down.
I can't pick you up, man.
Oh, my God.
His pants are falling off, dude.
Look at him.
You're going to see his shit-stained underwear.
Oh, shit.
Somebody, somebody fucking, like, get a fucking picture of that.
Use that as a meme.
Take his hand.
Take his hand.
Come on.
How do you gotta get up?
Oh my, and remember, I showed, oh my God, his shit-stained underwear.
Mom, I got a shit-stained underwear.
I'm glad we caught Blade at this time, dude.
If he doesn't get up and he doesn't get into a car here soon, he's gonna be charged with drunken disorderly.
They're gonna fucking take him to jail, dude.
I mean, Las Vegas, that's how they make their fucking money.
He just called those bitches whores.
HE JUST CALLED THOSE BITCHES WHORES!
What?
I don't have another car.
What?
We gotta go to the car.
We gotta go to the car.
You gotta go to the car.
Alright.
Go to the car, dude.
Now, do you see why I watch this guy, dude?
Alright, it might F here.
You just fucking kicked a cone into the fucking.
This guy is fucked up, man.
This doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
This elevator doesn't work.
Broke the elevator.
The elevator doesn't work.
Yeah, you don't want to be trapped in this fucker in an elevator that doesn't work, dude.
A drunkard fucking blade that can barely walk is the last person that you want to be stuck with in a fucking elevator The elevator's broken.
Blade, blade, blade.
Let's get a shot, dude.
Fucking shit.
Let's get a shot.
He wants another shot.
Let's get a shot, dude.
Let's get to your home.
Let's get to your home, dude.
Alright.
Let's get to your home, dude.
I'm sorry.
I apologize now.
Oh, shit.
Shit, he's in an elevator with a whole bunch of strangers.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
Shut up.
You're poor.
Oh, my God.
Somebody lay him out in the fucking room.
Oh, shit.
Get up, get up.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Yes.
Blade, get on the elevator.
Do that.
Blade, you gotta go.
Keep it moving.
Blade, come on.
Blade, come on.
Come on, get up.
Blade, get up, get up, come on.
Come on, come on.
He's in the middle of the fucking elevator door.
What a dickhead.
He's dragging him.
He's dragging him out of the fucking door.
Come on.
There you go.
One more.
LOP.
LOVE.
Blade.
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, wait.
Blade, you gotta get out.
Oh, my God.
Stand up.
Go home, but you gotta get out.
Stand up.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is great, man.
This is fucking great.
I can't get you up.
Look, you can see the fucking shit stains in his underwear, dude.
Oh, my God.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you have way too much alcohol.
My car is right there.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Oh, is that Vegas people?
I gotta get into the car.
I'm asking a lot of our guests out there.
Which is the best way to get it.
Right over there.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
They're gonna arrest this fucking idiot.
I mean, oh, my God.
Wait, it's so fucked up.
Oh, my God, dude.
Hurry up.
Hurry up, stream sniper.
Dude, you gotta do shit.
Under the car and try to get this fucking guy.
Oh my god, blade down!
Blade down.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
We got to see it, dude.
All right, good.
Oh, man, this is fucked.
This is fucked up, dude.
I wonder if they're going to be able to get Blade into the car, dude.
I mean, this is the guy we've been getting a lot of complaints about.
All right, I'm going to stay quiet.
We've got to hear the audio.
No shit film this shit.
If he's going to get arrested, film it, dude.
Uh-oh, I think he's getting arrested, dude.
Did they get him?
Looks like they got him.
What a great Stream Sniper!
Pick up your leg.
Get in the car.
Try to get in the car, man.
Hi, Boreal!
Fair enough, dude.
Take your backcrack off.
Bye, poor people.
That's it.
Bye, poor person.
Holy shit.
Dude, you sound like he's having a lot of trouble breathing.
Bro, that's from you.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I put it on my seatbelt.
Dude, just get the fuck out of here.
Just get the fuck out of here.
Dude, all right.
You were just about to get it.
Okay, guys, we were just about to get arrested.
I've never arrested my life, dude.
Um, battery died.
Stream died.
It's a good ending.
Dude, you were just about to get arrested.
Never.
You were just about to get arrested.
Stream's done.
Stream's off.
Shut up!
Oh my god, this is pathetic.
The stream's dead.
Are we still alive?
Wait, wait, wait.
We're still alive?
Are we still on the screen?
I'm sorry.
Don't we flip the screen?
How we flip it?
It's still alive.
I mean, why are you giving them a phone thinking that he's going to know how to do anything?
You poor motherfuckers, dude.
Oh my god, it's so live.
It's so live, dude.
Figure out it's you, poor mother.
Eight Security Guards Save The Stream00:03:09
Dude, I'm so beyond fucked up, dude.
Man, he's having a hard time breathing.
Checkers, dude.
Wait, uh, squirters, maybe not dead.
Let's go.
Man, what is that?
This motherfucker serves in the back seat, dude.
They're all fucked up.
They're all fucked up, dude.
Oh my god.
Are you watching the stream?
Man, they were almost arrested, dude.
Dude, he's in the car.
Dude, there were like eight security guards.
There are eight security guards.
Yeah, he like he was like passed out.
He like fell in front of the elevators.
And we had like eight security guards.
I would like just let him get in the car.
I promise just let me get in the car.
I have to.
Go home and wash your leg holes, you fat hambone.
GX in the chat.
Alright, I'll call you later.
We're gonna figure it out.
We gotta figure it out.
Figure it out, dude.
GX in the chat, baby.
Thank you.
Yeah, I just got an ocean, dude.
Figure it out, dude.
Poor people figure it out and we're I think that the notion is shit go to you, dude.
I promise you better.
No, I don't know if I have a.
The battery's about to die.
I don't know if I'm your other phone.
And the battery.
Alright, well, let's shut it up.
I have everything.
You got everything?
Yeah, I got everything.
Hold on, we got five whole messages.
Dir Ricky.
And what did Derwicking said?
He said, I had to go get more beer.
What happened when I was gone?
He had a bitch telling him off on the strip.
He almost got arrested.
Come on, dude.
He almost got arrested.
And I think they're about to end the stream anyway.
Because typically when he gets this loaded, he ends the stream, and that's about it.
So they're probably going to end the stream in the next couple of minutes.
You were about to get arrested.
No, I was not.
You got eight security guards around you.
I was not about to get arrested, dude.
Little guy, little bruises, like, what are you talking about, dude?
You were about to get arrested.
I've never been arrested in my life, dude.
Because you're about to get arrested just then.
You got eight security guards.
I was about to get arrested, dude.
You're about to get arrested.
I was about to get arrested.
Yeah, you were.
Alright, let's go ahead and move on because I think that's the end of the stream.
Like, what do you mean, dude?
So, what do you mean this past last shot?
Worst cameraman ever.
Don't ever let this guy film again.
Missed like an idea of the condo.
Figure it out.
Beef Oven Beaten To Death Story00:04:31
What do you want?
The content of him in jail?
Fuck you.
What do you want?
Save his ass?
Or fucking fuck his ass to be arrested?
I'm not going to be arrested, dude.
Fuck you, don't know.
Why is that on me?
Fucking don't know.
Like, what do you mean, dude?
Come just right here.
The Morris cameraman.
I saved his fucking ass.
We're in the car going home.
Instead of him in the back of a police car, bitches.
All right, I think that's about enough.
All right, we're moving on to the next uh streamer.
That was pretty fucking funny, dude.
All right, that was pretty fucking funny.
I have to admit, uh, watching Only Use Me Blade and then preambling it by showing you he cleans his leg holes and shit.
That was pretty funny.
Now, before we get to another streamer, I gotta get to 2012 fans 20 bucker.
I don't want to forget that.
So, 2012 fan, he requested this, and then once we view this, we're going on to another streamer out here.
So, let's go ahead and get to 2012 fans' request.
And 2012 fans said, I love Amadeus 2.
Have you ever heard Immortal Beloved?
It's a movie about Beefoven.
I love Amadeus 2.
Amadeus and Immortal Beloved are the only two classical-I don't know what you said I know.
Maybe you'll like this scene.
All right, here it is.
This is Immortal Beloved, a scene from it requested by a 2012 fan.
And thank you once again for the $20 bill, dude.
Cheers.
All right, man?
Yeah, this is about beef oven, by the way.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Beef oven beaten to death scene.
By the way, Beef Oven was deaf.
You shall be a musician.
You shall be a soldier.
A composer?
No, a soldier.
Oh, I gave my first concert when I was young age.
And I was terrible.
Your grandfather thought that he was coming to make a fortune out of me.
He's a child prodigy.
Like Mozart's old man.
Beef oven beaten to death.
I don't know if I like this.
But I was pig-headed.
I wouldn't play that tinkly pretty stuff that was in vogue then.
But the keyboards of the day were not up to it.
The first time I played at court, I broke four strings.
Hey, Beethoven.
The boy is hardly a Mozart, is he?
I was 12.
The boy is hardly a Mozart.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Oh, come on.
Poor Beef Oven.
Look at that.
Ah, Jesus.
Man, I'll leave Beef Oven alone, dude.
Come on!
That's just sad.
That's just a sad scene right there, dude.
That's a sad scene.
I didn't realize Beef Oven became death because his dad beat his ass.
I didn't realize that shit.
He got beaten to death.
and I became the heir of it.
Man, that was actually a pretty intense scene there.
Rosie O'Kelly Leeching Off Money00:15:16
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, thank you, 2012 fan.
I do appreciate it.
All right, let's go ahead and see where else do we need to go.
Let's rate another stream.
Does anybody know any streams that are up right now?
Some people said that that fat Elvis dude is up.
Is he up?
Is Fat Elvis up?
Fat dude, he's going to get so pissed off if you rate his stream, dude.
He's going to get so upset.
He's going to say, Look, I've got the tools, okay?
I've got the tools here.
All right, let's go see if Fat Elvis is going to be happy to see our presence here.
Is this Fat Elvis?
It's Fat Elvis.
He actually monetized this shit.
What a fucking asshole.
All right, go ahead.
Here's Fat Elvis.
Juicing as grease is here.
is everybody starts spamming in the chat.
Why is he doing this to Rosie O'Kelly?
Because he's actually living in Rosie O'Kelly's guest house on Rosie O'Kelly's ranch.
You know what I mean?
I didn't want to mess things up, so I went to the average dude.
What's up to Johnny Conquest?
So it has to deal with that.
Seriously, say, why are you doing this to Rosie O'Kelly?
Why are you trashing Rosie O'Kelly's house?
These trolls are trying to attack my channel again, but I'm going to remedy that here.
I've got the tools, right?
You got the tools.
It's going on to Impeach Ghost and Dr. Cockmongler.
I have a unlisted ninja, assuming Andy, mattress.
So let me do that here.
See, why are you trashing Rosie O'Kelly?
Huh?
He's been lord.
Clean this up a little bit here.
I'm going to put this on a 120-second time interval here a little bit.
Uh-oh, he's going to do slow mode.
He's got the tools.
And, like I said, all I've got to do is do that and take care of it here real quick.
Yeah, say, why are you doing this?
Why are you using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat bastard?
Look at him.
It's getting to him, dude.
Look at his face.
It's getting to him, dude.
Tell him, stop using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fuck.
That's not his place.
He's actually staying at the guest house, which is this little thing in Rosie O'Kelly's fucking land.
120 seconds here.
Oh, look at there.
It is.
Oh, he's got 120 seconds slow mode.
No problemo.
Yeah, stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
This is going to trigger him bad, dude.
Watch.
This is going to trigger his ass.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Did we get taken down here?
Did we get taken down?
Hold on just a second.
Did we get taken down here?
No, we're still up.
We're still back, dude.
It just, you know, some glitch, unfortunately, with Vaughn.
Here we were back.
All right.
And look, he's getting triggered.
Look at that.
He's getting triggered.
Put this in the slow mode here because I'm being raided by these trolls again.
And I'm going to get rid of them here.
And like I said, I put them on 120-second time interval.
Yeah, stop leeching off Rosie O'Kelly.
Take it off when they leave.
Tools have been activated.
Stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
He's getting triggered, dude.
I believe it's so slow.
I've had this guy trying to work his way into this channel here and send about 50 of his goons here.
He's talking about me.
Sick people, man.
But I got slow model, and I'm going to take care of him, man.
Rosie told me she wants you out.
And I'll send her last under here for hour and a half.
He's getting so triggered, dude.
And I'm going to take care of him right now.
Just bear with me here.
Look, he doesn't want to hear that.
He's like, nah, I'm not using Rosie O'Kelly.
to sit here fucking sitting and wrecking this fucking poor tranny's fucking guest house for free.
It's good to see Artie Lang get his life back together, right?
Stop leeching off Rosie O'Kelly.
He doesn't like that, dude.
He doesn't like that.
What?
Look, he doesn't want to hear it.
He knows he's using Rosie O'Kelly.
He knows it.
I'm glad everybody in here is rubbing it in his fat fucking Artie Lang face.
Let me slow it down a little more.
I don't know why it's not slowing it down that much as I want it.
I'm going to go ahead and slow down like 300 seconds.
I don't know what's.
I thought you had the tools.
I thought you had the tools, fat fuck.
I thought you had the tools.
300 seconds, and maybe that'll stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
He doesn't like that, dude.
He doesn't like it.
Let's do 300.
You know I am in the field of local patiently waiting.
I have control.
Man with an obvious eating disorder.
Five-minute time intervals.
No shit.
Oh, now he put it at 300 seconds.
Oh.
He's going to wait five minutes to put a comment.
Oh.
Here, let me see if I'm still.
He may have banned me, but I'm going to do some shit.
I'm going to say, stop using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fucking piece of shit.
All right?
You fat loser.
Fucking look at this guy.
This guy's fucking.
Look, he's feeding his fat ass.
He's feeding his fat ass for Christ.
Look at this fucking shameless fat fuck for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Stop.
Stop using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat loser.
How do you like that?
Stop leeching off Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fuck.
Nah, it looks like I'm banned.
Oh, I'm banned.
I'm banned.
You're banned.
I want you to answer the question, fat ass.
See if this five-minute thing is working.
Why don't you answer the question?
Why are you using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fuck?
He's getting frustrated.
He's getting a little frustrated.
Look at him.
You can see the frustration on his fat fucking face.
I bet you that whole goddamn fucking place that he's sitting in, I bet you it smells like Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss.
Who's going to wait five minutes to put a comment?
And that's what you got to do.
All right, well, then why don't you do your goddamn fucking...
Look at this.
I mean, he's getting triggered by this shit now.
Oh, my God.
Hey, what is this?
Tariq Nasheed.
Ghost, why are you white knighting Rosie?
All whites are bisexual.
Dude, I just don't like anybody being used by a fat fucking loser piece of shit like this, dude.
This is a fat fucking loser.
He's getting so fucking triggered, dude.
Look at him.
look at him let's Do you live in a van down by the river?
Stop leeching off Rosie O'Kelly.
Go back to the van.
Stop chugging corn syrup.
Neck yourself, homie.
Oh, my God.
Heart attack win.
Completely innocuous comment not referencing Rosie O'Kelly.
Shut off.
And wait for these low-life police.
Oh, he's going to turn the stream off.
He's going to turn the stream off because he doesn't want to hear the truth that he's fucking using a fucking transgender.
Why wait all night?
That's what I'm going to do.
That's the best thing to do.
That's what I want to do.
And then they're going to go somewhere else and harass somebody else.
You see, YouTube gives us the tools.
Same.
YouTube gives us the tools.
Horns up.
I'm graduating from the University of Texas on Friday with me.
Love the show and cheers.
Here's the fight, son, for one last hurrah.
All right, dude.
Cheers.
We'll play that after Fat Elvis.
There you go.
So, we've got 155 people watching.
Either they're going to sit in and play as a stalemate.
They're going to sit in a wait or are you going to leave?
They had about 100 and what?
Before this raid came in, I had about 100 and you didn't have 100-nothing, dude.
Shut the fuck up, you fat fucking loser piece of shit.
Let's say I got 110 people watching.
There's 160 in here.
There's 50 trolls in here that are dedicated to spamming me here.
So, either you're going to leave here or you're going to stay here.
Why don't you leave Rosie O'Kelly alone?
All right.
Why don't you get out of Rosie O'Kelly's house, you fat fucking loser?
How about that?
Why don't you go back to your van and live out of your van, you fat fuck?
So he's itching his nuts.
Look at this fat fuck.
I'm waiting to see those numbers drop from one 55 to 1 million.
I got the tools.
I've got the tools here.
I got the tools.
Nefaria 8322.
He banned me as well.
That's what it is.
I'm only going to sit here and wait.
He'll be the stalemate.
So I'm sitting and waiting to see.
Well, of course you're going to wait.
What else are you doing, dude?
You're a fat ass in a fucking chair living off a fucking old transgender.
I'm not going to mention this.
All right.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
It's against the rules on YouTube to spam somebody.
So, yeah, I don't have to deal with that.
Oh, it's against the rules of YouTube.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm here to talk to my fans and my people.
So, you're not welcome here, trolls.
Don't come here.
And I'm waiting for those numbers to go down.
Back to one.
You know, I don't want you here, okay?
Trolls.
I don't want you, trolls.
You notice that I don't have any of my fans.
There's nobody here talking because I'm a fat fucking idiot.
I'm waiting for you to leave.
I want you to take a look at my diabetic foot.
He's getting upset.
He's getting triggered.
When you leave, then I'll turn my chat.
I might turn my chat back on.
But I don't need you people to come in here and spam my chat or hate.
It's not welcome in here, and it's not going to work.
We don't like the fact that you're a fat loser taking advantage of Rosie O'Kelly.
Why don't you acknowledge that?
How about that shit?
Why don't you acknowledge that, you fat fuck?
So, about 11 of them left.
Oh, he disabled the whole chat.
Well, so is this your content just being a fat ass?
Fucking like, hey, I'm just sitting here in the chair.
Look at me.
Just move on and go spam somebody else and harass him.
But I'm a seasoned YouTuber.
I've been here since 2014.
I had the tools to get rid of trolls.
I'm a seasoned YouTuber.
I've been here since 2014.
And, you know, I've got the tools.
I've got the tools.
Then I'll turn the chat back off.
These people are going to drop off.
You'll see.
The number is going to go down from 147 back to 110.
I've got the tools.
All right.
I'm a seasoned YouTuber.
And what I'm doing is also somebody else.
And they just do this, basically.
People just don't have a life or nothing.
What do you call your life, you fat fuck?
I mean, looking at you should make everybody feel better about their life.
You're living in the guest house of a transgender that you're using.
You're not paying her anything.
You're not doing it.
And you're trashing out her place, you fucking idiot.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this fucking slob.
Look at this fucking slob.
What are you going to do?
Just sit here and watch the guy sitting back here?
Nah.
We want to hear you say you got the tools.
It's just YouTube has gotten to the point it's becoming pretty toxic.
Oh, he said it!
But there's still a lot of good people out there.
It's pretty toxic.
It's pretty toxic.
YouTube gives the tools to the content creators so we can control her.
Give him tools.
He's saying, give me tools.
Let me get rid of some of these.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, what she sees, huh?
Oh, my God.
What she sees.
Pyler on PayPal or wherever you are.
$7.
Thank you.
God bless you.
Toxic YouTube Flow And Spermy Jokes00:15:46
But I'm not dealing with that.
With the raids.
They're going to leave.
Just go find somebody else.
Instead of wasting their time here.
Oh, man.
Because all their goal of these raiding trolls is coming here and trying to take over somebody's channel.
We want you to get out of Rosie O'Kelly's house, all right?
That's why.
What is it?
Tariq Nasheen.
Ghost just mad that Elvis is dicking down Rosie.
Ain't he?
No, that's just shut up, fucking Tariq Nasheed.
All right, go fuck off.
That's not exactly that.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
I'm pissed that this fat jelly ass thinks that he can get by in life.
All right, being a fat ass, fucking taking advantage of people.
All right.
I don't like it.
I'm going to be back here in a second.
Oh, he turned.
He turned it off.
He turned it off.
He turned off his stream.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
Take this shit off.
All right.
Oh, he fucking.
All right.
Let's see who else is live here.
We'll do a couple more live fucking live raids.
And then we're going to move on to another subject matter here.
Who else is live here?
Let's see what else we can do here when it comes to the live component, live streaming, rating component of the broadcast here.
Let's see what we got.
We got mobile streams.
We've got webcast streams.
There's some brothers out here.
Who's this brother?
Wildcat.
Who is this guy?
And of course, he's monetizing his shit.
Give me a break, dude.
Give me a break.
What is this?
Oh, wait a minute.
Is he flowing?
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
is this?
Hey, I'll shout out anybody that puts Trump 2020 in the chat.
Oh.
Oh.
Anybody who puts Trump 2020 in the chat, I am fucking giving you a shout out.
I'm a belly.
Nigga, I'm a belly if you want to.
What's up, Tim McCrabs?
What's up, Chaos Eclipse?
What's up, Pointexter Rose?
What's up, Darkness Magician?
I'm coming off the clock and I'll hold the clock.
What's up, Quatsuquet?
EBC's unpredictable mood.
What's up, Johnny Conquest?
What's up, Bozo the Tar, Spermi the Cat, Derwicking, Fettis, Tiwata Genius, Unlisted Ninja.
I'm like an animal.
I do the software.
A customer demo plan.
L. Ron 502S.
It's Jake.
Richard McConnell, Chris Person.
When I'm on the fight, I'm the Ellis.
Danger Dad.
Chad Simmons.
Milk Book.
The Anamita Wolf.
We got Keep Scares.
I'm a Machine, assuming Andy knows his transgender daughter.
Kabee.
Matter of fact, look at all these Trump 2020.
I know it triggers these minorities for some reason.
I have no idea why.
What's going on, Farah, Sean Russer?
We got Spurg Reider McGee, Sean Rushford.
What?
What are you doing?
Trump 22020.
Trump 2020.
You're damn right, baby.
Trump 2020, baby.
I got a Trump takeover here.
Yo, this is why he's Trump.
This is why he's Trump.
Yo, we're going to do a Trump song up here.
Oh, yeah.
Let's hear it, baby.
Let's hear it.
All right, let's hear it.
Let's hear it, baby.
Spermy the cat.
Spermy!
Fucking Spermy!
a fucking shout out and get fucking spermy again one thing over oh oh yeah that's good
You see, what I want people to realize that, hey, you know, Trump 2020 is alive and well, baby.
And I want these minorities to fear that, you know, as much as you piss and moan, Trump is still around, baby.
We got lowest black unemployment in American history.
We got lowest Hispanics unemployment in American history.
Lowest Asian employment in American history.
In the field of local life, all Memphis.
Oh, my God!
Read this.
Raid this.
All right.
Well, we'll take a look at this.
Hold on a second.
This guy's actually happy that he's getting raided, for Christ's sake.
Look at him.
What's up to Still?
That's a lot.
That ain't a lot.
Yeah.
That's it.
We got Trump people in here.
All right.
Let's go.
Anybody invite.
This brother's just happy he's getting hits.
Look at him.
He's just happy that he's got people listening to him right now at fucking two o'clock in the morning.
Let's go.
Because we the spartan.
We the spartan.
Hold up.
What they thought we was playing?
Did they think we was playing?
Well, let's hear it, dude.
Let's hear it.
He ain't playing games over here.
Well, let's hear a fucking flow going on here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Light that shut up.
Oh, my God.
He just fucked his own fucking camera up.
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
I mean, I thought this guy was going to bust a flow or something, dude.
I mean, seriously, man.
Oh, my God.
Tariq Nasheed.
Fuck this coconut.
He ain't black.
He looks Southeast Asian and Mexican.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, come on.
Tariq Nasheed, come on, dude.
Come on.
That was harsh, Tariq Nasheed.
That was fucking harsh.
So are you going to bust the flow, dude?
Come on.
I want to hear you.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
I want to hear you bust a flow.
Wait a minute.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Huh?
Come on, dude.
Put the flames up.
We light shit up tonight.
That's it.
We out of work.
Work is over.
Let's go.
where my trump supporters at We're about to get our bellies full, y'all.
Let's go.
Where the spawn is at?
I mean, this guy has yet to bust a flow.
He's switching beats and just dancing around like a button monkey.
Yeah, let's go!
All right, this guy's stupid.
This guy's just bouncing around for Christ's sake.
He's happy.
He's happy.
Look at him.
He's happy we're in here for Christ's sake.
Look, bust a flow or get the fuck out.
How do you like that shit?
All right, I'm getting out of here.
This guy's fucking.
This guy sucks a cockwitty, all right?
This guy just sucks.
This guy sucks a cock.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
What?
What?
Y'all ready?
Let's go.
Light it up.
Fire.
What is it, Tariq?
Tariq Dasheen.
If your ghosties aren't 90% black, you're racist.
Blacks are carrying your show.
Get the fuck out of here.
Blacks are carrying my show.
Hey, is Goofy Bone?
Goofy Bone is in the chat.
They came out.
Goofy Bone is in this fucking chat of this dude.
Fucking Goofy Bone.
Come on.
That's a fact, Bonnie.
All right, that's enough, dude.
This guy isn't going to fucking bust the flow.
This guy isn't going to bust the flow.
He's just fucking around.
All right.
I'm done with this dude.
All right, get the hell out of here.
You're just dancing around like a fucking butt monkey.
You're not even fucking doing anything for Christ's sake, you stupid moron.
All right, let's go and see if we can get any more live folks here.
Get this fucking shit out of here.
All right, let's get some more live people here.
Let's see what we got.
Anybody else live?
Because, you know, we want to get some live rating here.
That dude was an idiot, dude.
That dude was just.
I mean, I thought he was going to bust a flow and start talking something, but no, he just said, yeah, oh, yeah, here we go.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's all he was fucking doing the whole fucking time, dude.
All right, let's see who else we have here.
Look, there's not too many live people from America, unfortunately, dude.
There's not too many live people from America.
It looks like we're a little late.
It's going to be two o'clock.
And unfortunately, we just, we don't got it.
And hold on, somebody just donated $2.69.
Fat Elvis was streaming for 10 hours, sitting on his ass eating chips with his YouTube tools.
No shit, dude.
No fucking shit.
All right.
Some people are saying they want me to do a Twitch streamer.
Okay, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Somebody donated a link.
Raid this.
Okay, so let me go to there first.
Somebody donated a three-bucker saying raid this.
So let's raid that first.
Okay, let's see what the hell this is.
Raid this.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
Put the PC shot on.
Raid.
There's only one fucking idiot watching.
The Home Depot theme song live.
And this shit's been going on since the fucking 5th of December.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Who?
Who and why would anybody do this for heaven's sake, man?
I mean, look at this.
Somebody's streaming the YouTube fucking.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
And look, everybody's coming in the chat.
Spermy the cat.
Dark me magician girl.
Keem scares that idiot.
Tony's toilet.
Mr. Person.
Vern the sloth man.
What's going on to D-Class Kitty?
Tim McCrab.
The RDM show.
Dr. Cockmongler.
Nafara 822.
Father Time in the House.
I mean, is anybody subbing this?
Is anybody like, hold on, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Lee Kwang better than your show.
Yeah, fuck you, man.
This is the fucking Home Depot theme song going on 24-7.
You mean to tell me that there's people on the internet that are actually falling asleep and hearing this repetitive bullshit?
I mean, how autistic is America getting?
Oh my God, for Christ's sake.
What's going on?
Who else do we have here?
We got Pettis.
We got Tyler, 22595.
We got Quetzaquadle.
We got Aesthetic.
We got Larry Fisher.
We got Widow Killer.
We got Unlisted Ninja.
We got Kansas Buser.
Mattress.
Steven Stinkverse.
What's going on, Richard McConnell?
Ghost is a fucking racist.
I'm not a racist asshole.
It's Jake, 2012 fan, Moonman, Danger Dan, Chris Johnson, Unlisted Ninjan, Gerald Dan, Manjaland.
What's up, Bobo?
What's up, Vino?
What's up, Chad Simmons?
Yeah, we got a lot of people in here, dude.
We got a lot of fucking people in here.
What's going on, Luke Timers?
I can't believe that somebody's actually streaming this shit 24 hours a day.
The Home Depot theme.
I've heard it all.
Only on the internets, dude.
Only on the fucking internets can you see this?
Oh my God.
And this fucking idiot has a stream elements?
All right, that's enough.
Let's get out of here, dude.
All right.
I'm not.
All right.
This is stupid.
This was fucking stupid, dude.
I'm getting out of here.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go to another one.
Thank you very much, whoever fucking donated that.
That, hey, you know, why don't you raise this?
All right, everybody's telling me to raid this Twitch streamer.
They've been telling me to raid it for the past several shows.
All right, we're going to raid a Twitch streamer.
Now, I don't have a Twitch account.
At least I don't think so.
I don't have a Twitch account, so we're just going to see this.
Hold on, put the piece out.
Get this guy out of here.
Shut him up.
Jesus Christ.
And we're back to the Home Depot song.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I think this is about it.
It's already two in the morning.
I can't find anybody worth a shit to stream raid.
Everybody that we have been stream raiding, for Christ's sake, is done here.
Look, we're back to this stupid fucking stream.
All right.
What's up, Tim McCraft?
And whoever the fuck Ghost's transgender daughter is, fuck you, dude.
All right, folks.
All right.
Do you know what we're going to do now?
It's already two o'clock in the morning.
I've been on for almost five hours.
I've been on for five fucking hours, for Christ's sake.
All right.
So what we're going to do here is we're going to take a vote here in the chat room.
What does everybody want to do?
Does everybody want to do some date line?
Does everybody want to do a little bit of a date line going on?
Five, dude, five hours.
I've been streaming for five straight hours, dude.
And then people have been, hey, thank you metaphor.
It's been a good show.
Look at all the people spamming date line.
They want the date line, for Christ's sake.
All right, this is what we're going to do here, okay?
I need to take a break.
Okay, I sincerely need to take a break.
I got to drain the main vein here.
I've been drinking beers and that sort of thing.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you guys with something here while I'm taking the break.
Taking A Break From Beer Drinking00:15:19
All right, I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage here.
And once I do that, I'll come back and we're going to do the date line, okay?
We're going to call, see what kind of broads are on the date line and all that good stuff, okay?
How does everybody, everybody think, everybody, is everybody all right with that?
Everybody all right with that?
I think everybody's alright.
What?
You want me to leave it on the Home Depot fucking song?
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
All right, here it is.
All right.
Here.
All right.
There's a fucking Home Depot song.
All right.
Fucking wax your carrot to it, man.
All right, circle jerk to it.
I'm gonna be right back.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you people envy.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere when we come back.
We are going to go do the date line.
All right, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Okay, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
I just forgot something here.
Take this fucking shit off.
I just forgot something here.
All right, I forgot to do a 20-bucker here.
Thank you very much, the Longhorns.
Horns Up, dude.
My apologies on that, man.
I completely forgot about that.
Thank you very much.
Before we get to the date line, let me go ahead and do Horns Up.
Horns Up had requested an eight, actually a 20 bucker, dude.
So cheers to you.
Sorry once again for that.
Let's go ahead.
It says, hey, ghosts, I'm graduating from the University of Texas on Friday with my bachelor's.
Congratulations, dude.
Love the show and cheers.
And here's the fight song for one last hurrah.
So here it is.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I got to make sure this is the fight song.
Just a second.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
I just want to make sure there's not any kind of.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You horns up.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
Look at this.
Look at what this idiot just did.
Look at this fucking dickhead!
Look what this fucking dickhead just did, man.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Fuck all you, man.
Fuck you, man.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You see, you know, I was trying to be kind.
I was trying to be nice to you.
You know, I was trying to say I'm sorry.
You know what?
I'm not sorry, you son of a bitch.
Fucking asshole.
I thought it was somebody real that was going to, you know, donate the fucking fight song for Texas University, University of Texas, excuse me.
All right, let's move on.
Fuck you, horns up.
Yeah, right.
Fuck the fucking Oklahoma Soomers, dude.
All right.
Fuck the Oklahoma Sooners, you fucking idiots.
All right, now what we're going to do here, fucking asshole.
Just, what a way to harsh my fucking mellow.
I'll tell you that right now.
What a fucking way to harsh my mellow.
All right, what I'm going to do here is let's go ahead and call this goddamn date line here.
Let's just go ahead and hook it up now.
But before I do, let me take a couple more fucking hits and let me drink some fucking beer.
And let me see.
For the last couple of date lines that we've been calling, I've been pretending to be Dark Side Phil.
I've been pretending to be Dark Side Phil.
Should we continue with that modus operandi or should we do something else?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm leaving it up to y'all.
What do y'all think?
No, we should not.
We should pretend to be Fat Elvis.
Please do Keem Scarce's.
Oh, my God.
Do radio graffiti after this?
All right.
Well, we'll see what happens.
All right, dude.
Y'all been pretty cool tonight.
So the probability of radio graffiti happening after the dateline is very high, very probable.
All right.
Very high, very probable.
Do Fat Elvis or the Home Depot owner.
I'm not going to fucking Home Depot.
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
He's going to be on a date line.
Pretend to be Wings of Redemption.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
Wings of Redemption.
You know what?
I think that's a good one.
I think we're going to be Wings of Redemption.
Or be a Drunk Blade.
No, no, Wings of Redemption.
Dark side.
People want me to continue to be Dark Side Phil.
People want me to be Keemscares.
Hey, guys, I'm Keemscares, you motherfucker.
You know, I'm Keemscace.
All right, let me smoke a little bit.
Let me drink, and then we're going to go ahead and call, dude, because we ain't bullshitting around.
Drunk Blade.
I don't want to be a drunk blade, dude.
You remember, the whole purpose of doing this date line is to, you know, kind of schwoon them in, and then boom, you know, you fucking hit them with something like, what?
What the fuck did you just say?
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this, dude.
Cheers, everybody.
Wait, Der Wicking!
Come on, Der Wicking, for Christ's sake.
SPQR, Hail Europa, WPWW.
Come on.
The field of local live Hall Manthus.
Hey, Miss.
Oh, my God.
Oklahoma better than Texas.
Yang Gang 2020.
Go fuck yourself, Anonymous.
All right.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Let me.
Oh, man.
I need it.
Hold on.
I need a tissue after that one, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Max Hardcore.
Oh, dude, that's hard.
You're not.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe people even still remember Max Hardcore.
I can't believe Max Hardcore is even still alive, for Christ's sake, dude.
That fucking idiot was an old man back in the fucking late 90s.
Anyway, let's move on.
Der Wicking requested this.
So let's see what Der Wicking requested.
He said, let's chop it up with some more metal.
SPQR Hail Europa WPWW, whatever the fuck that means.
So here's Der Wicking and his $20 request.
So once we do that, we're going to call the date line.
And I guess we'll either be Wings of Redemption or we'll continue with Dark Side Phil.
Either way, let's go ahead and play Der Wicking's $20 bill here.
Here it is.
what is this what is this like that viking metal Right, this is that fucking like crusade Viking type of medal.
You know, while this is going, Der Derwicking, you know what time it is?
It's time for more fear!
What a Saturday night, baby.
I've already been on for five hours and five minutes.
Come and get some, baby.
Damn right.
And look, I can keep up with this pace with the Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
I can keep up.
It ain't no bullshit.
I mean, who else can do this shit?
We got somebody donating here.
Hold on, pause this.
What did you say?
Speaking of Andrew Yang, did you see when he whipped what whipped cream people the other day?
That was weird.
What the fuck does that mean?
Andrew Yang whipped cream people the other day?
Dude, he's a fucking freak show, dude.
don't even understand why i know why people like him because hey he's gonna give me a thousand dollars a month He would never, no president would ever get that across this corrupt Washington, D.C. establishment.
No fucking politician could ever do that.
No one, he would never have a House and Senate majority to do that.
And there's no way that he can.
He's fooling you, idiots, so you morons can continue to pay for his fucking campaign contribution account.
And when he doesn't fucking make it as the presidential candidate, he's just going to pocket the money.
He's a fucking non-profit, fucking con artist.
And you can tell Andrew Yang I said that.
He's a non-profit, fake fucking con artist.
And I'm fucking tired of him for Christ.
He's a piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
and people are saying to fix my dono box, that's because some idiot that's been, he's been fucking, he doesn't have a name.
He just fucking threw a blank spot.
That's why that fucking shit's doing that.
All right.
Anyway, let's listen to the rest of Derwicking's music here.
All right.
We're listening to Derwicking.
And this is X Dio Romulus.
Some kind of a fucking Viking medal or something.
I've been quiet drinking, by the way.
I got another beer here.
Cheers to everybody out there who's been chilling with me on this Saturday night, man.
Cheers to all of you guys.
I love you.
It's been a good Saturday night troll show, dude.
You know, if shows ended up like this, it doesn't even seem like, you know, a to-do.
But when I have you assholes on Tuesdays and Thursdays bombarding me with nothing but a bunch of fucking trolls and fucking manipulating me into fucking playing fucking co-ops, Aegis is taking a shit and crap.
I don't like that shit.
I don't like that shit.
Fucking snakes coming out assholes.
I don't like that shit!
You know what?
I- I don't dislike this, Derwicking, but I don't...
Like, it's not something that's like I'm going to be bumping in my car.
This isn't horrible.
Can you all stop with that fucking gif of that poor disabled girl pretending to play the drums, you know?
Fucked up!
Who else is donating?
Pause this.
Hey, what is this?
Another anonymous.
Here's the video.
I'm telling you, this guy is bunkers.
I don't even know who you are.
It's a three-bucker, by the way.
If you want me to fucking look at something, it's $18.66, all right?
Remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Let's listen to the rest of this since Derwicking paid $20 bill to do it.
It's got a little bit more to go.
We've got a little bit more of a song to go here.
I'm drinking beer.
Cheers to you guys out there.
Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 21 is full of fact news.
Man, can you all stop with that fucking gif that you are a spamming?
Dude, that is fucked up, man.
You guys are pieces of crap and I don't dislike this, but you know, I've heard better, okay?
I've heard a little better.
Anyway, cheers to Derwicking.
Thank you very much for requesting yet another song for us to see if we can, I guess, expand our musical tastes.
So cheers to that.
Thank you, Derwicking.
And anyway, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to drink.
Let me get another shot.
I want to get a little loose here before we get to the goddamn dating line.
I want to be able to fucking schwoon some of these broads, okay?
I'm either going to be Dark Side Phil or Wheels of Redemption.
Wings of Redemption.
You see, you fucking idiots?
You got me fucking talking like you're fucking idiot ass.
Wings of Redemption.
So we'll see.
We'll see which one we're going to be here.
All right.
I don't know.
I don't know for Christ's sake.
I don't know.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
All right.
Do Keemscares voice.
Ha, I am Keemscares, motherfucker.
And I, you know, fuck you, ghost.
I'm fucking Keemscares, you motherfucker.
Sexual Harassment Presidential Candidate00:03:25
Dude, no chick's going to want some fucking dude.
Listen, no offense, Keemscares, okay?
I know that you're listening.
No chick is going to be fucking swooned by that kind of voice over the fucking date line, dude.
We're not going to get any biters whatsoever.
We're not going to get any chicks.
No, they're not, dude.
I'm telling you, no, they're not.
No, they're not.
All right?
Chicks like fucking deep voices, man.
You know, they like voices that look or excuse me, sound like they got a pair of balls on them, for Christ's sake.
And no offense to Keemscares.
You know, no offense, Keem, but it doesn't sound like your balls have dropped yet.
So, you know, that's what women want.
All right.
And they don't like fucking laming pieces of fucking gaming wannabe trash that fake their wins and shit.
That's another thing they don't like.
All right.
It's another.
Look at this Masada agent B. Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton.
Come on over here.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Okay, here's some more money.
The vid is only 20 seconds long, so half price.
But I'm telling you, you want to see this shit.
I'll be the judge of that.
We'll see.
All right.
Let me see this behind the scenes first.
And if I think it's worthy of play, I'll play it.
All right.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, I'll play it.
I'll play it.
Okay.
I'll play it.
All right.
Now, here it is.
All of you people that are like, yang gang, yang gang.
Here, this is what fucking Andrew Yang's doing at his headquarters.
This is what they're doing.
Look at this.
That's a full service presidential candidate.
That's a full service presidential candidate.
What the fuck?
WHAT?!
Oh my god, dude!
Are you fucking kidding me?
How gay can you get?
How fucking gay can you get, huh?
Fucking yang gang, huh?
And look at where he has this bottle of whipped cream.
And look at how this, look, look at this.
Look at how gay this looks.
And then he says, full service.
Oh, my God.
This guy is running for You expect this guy to be fucking president, dude?
I mean, not even the gay candidate, Pete Buttplug or Butt Guy or whatever the fuck his name is.
Not even he's doing fruity ass shit like this.
Oh my God.
And, you know, isn't this somewhat sexual harassment?
I mean, I would say this is like sexual harassment.
Like, you know, Andrew Yang had me get on my knees and he simulated his ejaculation of his penis with a whipped cream bottle and said that he gave me the quote full service.
You know, I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even joking.
You guys are sick if you're still supporting this son of a bitch, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Is that what he wants for $1,000?
Foreign Objects In Vaginal Region00:15:46
Is that the full service before you get the thousand bucks?
Huh?
You got to suck fucking Andrew Yang's little wang?
And no offense to Asian guys.
You know, because of the amount of soy that you guys consume, for whatever reason, you know, you guys got little wangs, dude.
I don't know what it is.
I don't get it.
I have no idea, but like their wangs are like, I mean, anyway, nevermind.
I don't really care.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Talking about Andrew Yang's wang because this son of a bitch is being a fucking latent homosexual at his headquarters.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug here.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and call this damn date line.
All right.
Let's call this son of a bitch.
All right.
What do we got here?
Where's the date line?
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do this.
It's the date line.
All right.
Here it is, folks.
All right.
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Uh hi, how you doing?
I just came across your message.
I think that you sound like a very uh fair sounding young lady.
Um, i'm a guy who actually streams video games for a living.
I don't know if you've ever heard of me.
I'm uh Dark Side Phil and uh just trying to look for somebody who I can correspond with without having to them know who I am or what I do i'm.
I'm kind of uh, you know, in my middle ages i've got a nice beard, Foo Manchu going on.
Uh, I am very, um financially secure.
So uh, get back to me.
I'm actually in the San Antonio region right now and um feeling kind of lonely, so I just wanted to see if you wanted to chat.
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Hey, what's going on?
Dark side Phil here.
And I would definitely like a blow job.
I want to know if you can take about nine inches, believe it or not.
I've got an elongated foreskin.
If you could somehow tongue that, that would also be, you know, pretty cool as well.
Let me know how to get at you so that, you know, maybe you can do this and fulfill my fantasies.
Okay.
And by the way, I would like for you to suck the sap out of my balls while I'm playing Minecraft, the video game, okay?
Thank you very much.
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I'm just here playing around.
Working for something extremely freaky.
Freaky, huh?
Freaky?
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Hey, what's up, girl?
You looking for a freak?
You looking for somebody that'll dominate your ass, tie you up, motorboat your fucking asshole, huh?
Maybe put some foreign objects in your goddamn vag, huh?
While I'm fucking choking you with my goddamn fucking cock down your damn throat, huh?
You're gonna be my little fucking slave.
Get back to me if you want me to take you to fucking Space Mountain and you'll never want to come down again.
Do you understand that?
I'm a bad motherfucker, and I want you to service this bad motherfucker like a good little fucking whore does.
All right, get back to me live if you want to fucking get with this.
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Hey, guys, I used to laugh.
I'm calling out a second.
I'm going to test it.
I know what about my snow, but I don't know if it's here.
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Hey, I came across your message, but unfortunately, it sounds like you're trying to deep throat the phone.
So if you could please get back to me with a message and see, you know, if you could give me, you know, age, you know, how tall you are, if you're a fatty, if you're an ugly.
I couldn't really understand you, so please get back.
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Forget the rest.
I don't have black hair.
What's up, guys?
You have a single 28-year-old Latina coming from San Antonio.
I am 5'6, medium complexion.
Dark brown.
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Hey, what's going on?
I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas myself.
It's the holidays, so I thought that maybe I would call one of these date lines and hopefully be able to correspond with a young lady that I could possibly take to some of these nice soires that I have that have to attend when it comes to Christmas and New Year's Eve.
If you're interested, get back.
I'm very financially secure.
I actually make a lot of money on the internet.
If you want to Google me, my name is Darkside Phil.
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Tamale Bowl.
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Fuck you, you faggot.
Motherfucker.
Oh, fuck yourself.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you fucking date.
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She got off, dude.
Hi.
His fetic inside San Antonio.
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You are the fucking progression, Gabriel.
Here's your pressure.
What?
Fuck my mother?
Why is everybody so mean tonight?
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Looking for a friend.
Oh, five to be my 150 billion here.
Bye, guys.
Jesus.
I live here for Antonio.
No, 50.
Just looking for a friend for now.
I mean, I think I'm listening to pre-recorded messages, dude.
I don't think these people are lying on me.
Somebody.
All right, bitch.
SHIT, SHUT UP!
I'm moving around before a single fan.
I'm looking for Amy Cain.
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There are 23 Red Haw women in your region.
All right, here we go.
Make me take a nice break.
Thank you, and I'll be like, you're good, little child.
Goodbye.
Bye, Tony.
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I thought I sent you a message saying that I wouldn't mind having my fucking dick sucked while I'm playing video games.
All right.
But unfortunately, you're being a fucking little racist.
All right, I think that you're a minority person.
I can't tell because you got a fucking Obama phone and I can't fucking understand a word that you say.
But I think that you're being racist.
All right.
Look me up right now, Darkside Phil.
All right.
I'm a very attractive man.
I make a lot of money on the internet.
And I'd like for you to give me the fucking respect I deserve, please.
All right?
Fucking bitch.
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32 year old female.
I'm just here playing around.
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Hey, you fucking filthy whore.
You didn't get back to me, bitch.
All right.
Now, do you want to get fucked and have a goddamn curve in your spine and a fucking tear down your eye?
Well, then get back, all right?
I got about fucking 350 pounds of jackhammer ass that'll fucking pound the uterus right out of your fucking uterus hole, you dumb fucking broad.
Now listen, why don't you do like a good little bitch?
Connect to me live, and I'll fucking tell you what to do, you fucking dumb, filthy, disgusting, fucking tuna-smelling slut.
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Hey, why are you talking shit to me, okay?
I can't understand you, you dumb muffled broad.
All right.
Why is it my fucking fault that you got an Obama phone?
Okay.
I'm Dark Side Phil.
Look me up on the internet, bitch.
I make fucking millions of dollars on the internet playing video games while you're sitting over here on a fucking dateline acting like some fucking muffled whore on a damn Obama phone.
Pay me the respect I deserve, fucking dirty bitch.
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Hey, I'm here to dissuade everybody doing.
You know, I'm just chilling in my room.
It's 130.
You know, I have a t-shirt on.
I have underwear on.
That's that it.
Hold on.
I get the code.
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I think that you don't sound like the age, the appropriate age of being on here.
You sound like a very young child.
And I think that you need to get the fuck off of here right now.
Do you understand that?
Get the fuck off of here right now, you piece of crap.
Fucking filthy little pervert.
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Hey, guys.
My pussy's really hot.
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Yeah, you're looking for a good phone banging session.
Well, why don't you contact with me?
I'm a very dominant man, and I'm whacking it right now.
Yeah, you hear that, baby, huh?
Huh?
You want some of this?
Huh?
You want me to fucking give you the whole fucking ram up that goddamn vaginal region, huh?
Yeah.
Huh?
You want me to coom all over you?
Huh?
Huh?
You want me to fucking coom all over your head?
You want me to make it look like a beehive broke over your fucking head?
Get back to me, all right?
Let's fucking do this.
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Jesus, I can't even understand these bitches.
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You know, you're the second or third bitch that I have heard on this damn date line that I can't understand for shit.
You're either deep throating the phone or you're talking like you're fucking talking from the inside of an ass.
All right?
Get back to me.
Give me your fucking stats.
I can't fucking understand you, you stupid dumb broad.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is why women shouldn't be in charge of anything, you dumb fuck.
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Hello.
How are you doing, fellow?
This is Russia.
I live in Houston, Texas, on the northeast side of town of Houston, near the east and near the north part of town of Houston.
I'm here looking for a cool individual talk to the phone.
Text every night in.
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Hello, everyone.
I hope you're all doing well and have had a wonderful weekend.
I'm online because actually I fell asleep earlier.
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I just came across your message.
I think you sound very, very pretty.
I think you sound very educated.
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First of all, not in a fucking government phone.
Second of all, I don't have to pay no fucking fit.
You fucking white-ass piece of trash.
Second of all, you don't have no fucking money.
And we'll play a video against a live home.
We can fucking kill your ass.
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Hey, why don't you talk to me?
Why don't you connect live?
We'll do some chatting.
It's Saturday night.
I'm drinking beer.
I'm smoking a little bit of Rasta Ganja that I got from some black kid across the street.
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This is Dara Pasha, 35, Colorado, Dallas.
Keep out here looking for the library shopping for Laura.
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Hey, I'm a white man.
Why is it that every black woman that I try to message just completely ignores me?
I mean, what is it with you black women?
Do I have to sound like some, you know, like some urban person?
I mean, do I have to sound like, yeah, baby?
You know what I'm saying?
Do I got to sound like this for you to message me back, baby?
Well, then get back, baby.
Come over here, ride the D. You know what I'm saying?
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12 Friday, 13 to 14 pounds.
What the fuck?
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Look, I'm not hating on your game, okay?
I know you're fucking some trapper tranny, you know, trying to get yourself a straight man, but that voice has got to go, bitch.
All right, seriously.
I mean, if you're going to try to convince me, a straight man, to, you know, take a little bit of a ball-tonguing from you, I mean, you got to have a little bit more of a passable voice than that, Bitch.
Jesus Christ, you fucking trainies aren't even trying anymore.
It's a fucking shame.
It's a fucking shame.
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Trina.
Very pretty.
I live alone.
Maybe I have a great farming friend.
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Yeah, appreciate your info for sure.
Guy called New Fly and Joint.
Just trying to see what's popping out here.
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Hey, what's up?
You sound like a very sophisticated lady.
I'd love to give you a little bit of a conversation tonight.
If you want to connect live and, you know, talk a little bit, I'd be more than happy to do that.
You sound very sweet.
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Unless you voted for Obama.
If you voted for Obama, well, then fuck you.
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Traya.
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You're the same ignorant person that's always on your south and north.
So I guess you haven't found what you were looking for.
I bet you dank.
I bet you fat.
I bet you're wild.
Oh, my God.
I seriously think you have a mental illness, but that's just me.
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Are you the same black bitch that I've been arguing with on this line for the past couple of fucking times, past couple of Saturdays?
I mean, what the fuck are you doing?
I mean, weren't you the same bitch that was trying to sell your piece of ass for like five bucks or some kind of bullshit like that?
Let me tell you something, Broad, okay?
If you really need some money, let me know.
I know we're all in Texas.
I'll be more than happy to give you a couple of hundred bucks, but I want you to come over here to where I'm at.
We'll have a, I'll give you a nice hotel, and I want you to pretend that I am General Robert E. Lee, and I just took over your southern little town, and now it's time for me to give you the old in-out, in-out.
And all you're going to do is say, yes, Robert E. Lee.
Yes, Master.
I want you to fuck me.
Yes, Master.
I'll do whatever you want.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
I will give you a couple hundred.
I'll give you 500 bucks if you let me do that to that black ass of yours.
Do you understand?
And yes, I've got jungle fever.
I've got jungle fever.
I've got jungle fever.
Get back, bitch, and I'll fucking do you like you fucking want to be.
You wouldn't have that fucking attitude right after I fucking sexually ravage your fucking black ass.
Get back, bitch.
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Oh, God.
Biatch, we can't hear you.
You talk like you're talking from the inside of an ass.
What is wrong with all you people?
I'm trying to look for a decent phone banging session so I can hear some broad stick a couple of fingers up her twat.
And here you guys are.
Here you women are.
You're fucking talking like, I mean, speak up, Biet.
Shit.
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Seriously, dude.
Hi, my name is Alfred Martin.
Textbook turned on.
Is there anybody in the oven text that wants to come hit this PC?
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Yeah, I'd like a turn at that pussy right there.
I've got about an 11 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
And I'd like to know where you're at so I can go give you the in-out, in-out.
I hope that you let me do around the world because I want to put it in your pink and then I also want to put it in your stank.
So if this sounds like something you're interested in, get back, baby, because I'm down.
I will go right now, baby.
All right.
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Will we fucking grow up and stop playing your fucking gigs?
Stop being a fucking idiot, a fucking kid.
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What the fuck are you on this line?
What the fuck was that?
Did you just fucking stick a goddamn fucking cell phone up your fucking snatch?
What the hell was that?
What is this?
MK Ultra shit?
What is this?
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I can't understand this bitch.
I want to fucking swallow some dick.
Looking for those nasty lone dick freaks.
They want to grab me by the back of my head and feed me that dick all the way down to your balls.
What the?
Love heavy comments and love shooters.
So if you want to fill this away, warm throat, fucking stroke the nut out that dick at me.
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Yeah, I'd love for you to suck the sap out of my balls, bitch.
You understand me?
You sound like a good little freak.
All right, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs, and I'd love to force it down that fucking yogurt throat that you're about to have.
You know what I'm saying, Broad?
You're damn right.
Tell me where you're at.
I mean, on top of you getting my goddamn cock forced down your throat, I also want you to tongue my ass.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
I'm feeling good today.
I just ate a bunch of Wolf Brand chili, and I'm pretty gassy.
So I want you to not only choke on this schlong.
I want you to go down there and I want you to lick that crumb.
And I don't give a shit what it tastes or smells like.
All right.
Jesus Christ, you're a freak.
I love freaks like you.
Get back.
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I didn't know who it's about this year.
What?
I don't know what to say.
You don't know what to say?
I don't know.
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Jesus Christ.
Hey, this is Sam.
Single white female.
A little bit about me.
I put four.
Strawberry, blonde, blue eyes, very tan, muscular legs.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a size seven.
I weigh about 150 pounds.
I do work out.
I think it's very important to stay fit.
I love fishing, boating.
Never mind.
Down my ass real.
What?
Looking for someone that's all that very independent, stable, and know exactly what they want.
Oh, Jesus.
That's pretty much.
It's high maintenance.
Well, someone said I selling on fucking thing about anybody.
Darling, I don't believe in safe safe setting up.
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Bitch, I cannot hear or understand what your Ebonics written speaking ass is saying, okay?
So get back with me.
I heard you say something about a condom, so I guess you're DTF.
If you're DTF, well, then let me know.
I mean, you know, let me know what your fucking sizes are.
I can barely fucking hear you, all right?
All right?
Get back to me, bitch.
I'm tired of you hoes fucking sitting over here getting muffled.
Do you want to get fucked?
Then fucking tell us clearly.
God damn, you fucking this is why bitches should just shut their fucking mouths, bend over, and then get in the kitchen and make a man something to eat.
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Hi, I'm just checking here before I could see here somewhere.
It seems like there are a lot of people on tonight, so it's a lot of fun.
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Hey, what's going on?
They call me the Coomer.
You sound like a little bit of a trap there, huh?
You know, like a little fucking trap ass.
Yeah, they fucking call me the fucking Coomer.
Fucking her.
You can get back to me, you fucking fucking anime whore or something, huh?
Fucking Coomer.
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Good morning, Darren.
Very late back in the Panda.
Ghost of Sahara.
Stressed and drama-free.
Nothing quite ah, Jesus.
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Well, tell me where you're at, man.
I'll tell you.
Look, I'll tell you a nice hotel.
And like I said, what I'd want you to do is I want you to be submissive.
And I want you to pretend that I'm General Robert E. Lee and that I have just taken over your southern town and I'm about to give you the old in-out in-out.
And all you're going to do is be there like a submissive slave saying yes, Massa, yes, Massa, etc.
All right.
And I'm going to take my fucking belt off.
As a matter of fact, let me take my fucking belt off here.
Let me take my fucking belt off.
And then what I'm going to do is I'm going to whip that black ass.
Fucking here.
Fucking do this.
God.
You fucking, you fucking nigger.
Fucking take that.
You understand that?
You fucking love it.
You fucking love the lashing, don't you?
You fucking love it.
Message me back and tell me you love it.
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Um, I'm around that area, but I just want to know if you're down to fuck.
If you're down to fuck, then my name's Buck.
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Hey, what's up?
This transgender woman here looking for a woman or a trans woman.
If you're interested, get back at me.
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You said you're a trans woman looking for a woman.
Why?
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Hey, this is how you doing.
This is Samantha.
I'm recently from Hawaii.
I'm staying a sideline on Way 148.
I'm taking on away places very attractive.
Oh my God.
I'm again an audience in profide men.
Hey, look at Tariq Nasheen.
I better cut that shit out right now, huh?
All right, Imd.
I'm going through you with no to send an icebreaker.
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Yeah, you sound like a very hot Pacific Islander girl.
I've got a particular fetish, okay?
Now, what I'd like to do is I'd like to do some role playing before we get into any kind of sexual innuendo.
And I want to pretend that you're like one of these girls that are at these all-you-can-eat Chinese buffets.
And every time I talk to you, that you can't say L's.
Okay?
You can only say L's is R's.
So, like, instead of saying hello, you could say Harrow.
You know what I'm saying?
Instead of saying R. Kelly, it's R. Carrie.
You know what I'm saying?
And then once I do that, I'd like to blindfold you with dental floss and then just ravage that little damn body of yours.
Let me know if you're interested.
I'm very serious.
Thank you very much.
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What the dick?
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Well, I'm kind of interested because does that mean that you are specifically trying to look like a woman but still have the penis?
So does that mean that you're looking for trans men or you know, do you bottom?
I mean, these are very serious questions here.
Do you bottom at any for anybody, you know?
Do you like cock in your ass?
Is what I'm saying.
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Look, I don't mean to be mean, all right?
But you're like the fucking 20th broad that I've heard on here that I can't hear because they either got an Obama phone or they're talking from the inside of an ass.
Can you please get back to me and explain to me how old you are?
You know, how much you weigh, that sort of thing for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, woman.
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What the hell did you say to me the last time?
Huh?
What the hell did you say?
Look, all I'm saying is you got an Obama phone.
I can't understand you.
I may be interested.
I mean, although you sound like you come from poverty, I mean, I'm still interested.
You just need to talk a little clearer, huh?
Do you understand me?
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Come on, we got five minutes.
Oh, here we go.
Has sent you this message.
Honestly, I think you need help.
Like, mentally, something is really wrong.
And I'm not even going to say that much more because I feel like Although I can't say alive, um I'm just not gonna do it, but to be disrespectful and call people a nigger, yeah, you got a mental problem because I'm not racist, so I wouldn't call you anything that but hello to connect live with this caller.
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Remember, hey, I'm the YouTube to see what everybody's doing.
You know, I'm chewing in my room.
It's 30.
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Hey, 44-year-old Hispanic, light-complexed reddish down here, about eyes.
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Hey, what's going on?
I just came across your message.
It said that you're a 44-year-old Hispandex.
So, does that mean that you're not having any periods and I could just come inside you, raw dog it's a local live holding?
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
Hey, guys.
My pussy's really not.
I must help him come.
Uh-oh.
That collar is currently connected.
I bet you.
I bet she is.
Oh, my God.
Skip this MK Ultra shit.
Hey, it's your girl's trainer.
I'm 26 years old, and I have a thing for a horny older man.
Oh.
That is 30s 40s 50s.
Wait a minute.
Make her take MR. Isn't this the bitch that was just shit-talking me?
Press one.
Send it.
That was the bitch that was just shit-talking me, dude.
Press three.
Add this caller to your.
That collar is currently connected.
If you still want to send them a message, press one.
There's any other key to cancel.
Show us looking for someone to talk to.
Sure, it's looking for someone to talk to.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I really don't know.
Too expensive.
I don't know what to say.
Stupid.
That's why you're a fucking stupid broad.
Oh, man.
That caller is currently connected.
Everybody's connected.
Everybody's connected, dude.
I want to fucking swallow some dicks.
Looking for those nasty, long dick-free.
I already grabbed me about a bag.
Oh, I already sent one to her.
Five eight hundred thirty-four pounds.
Climate complexion shows up here.
Two pamphlets.
Let's get him.
To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
Hey, what's going on?
It sounds like you're obviously some kind of transgender cross-dresser.
Let me ask you two questions.
Is your asshole still tight?
And are you cut or uncut?
Thank you.
Message delivered.
Uh-oh.
I'm Halica.
Has sent you this message to connect live with this collar with a message or a note to send an icebreaker.
Please record your message.
Bitch, what kind of fucking message was that?
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
Hey, what's that?
How are you doing?
This is Samantha.
Hi, I'm just checking your besides to see here someone.
It seems like there are a lot of people on tonight, so it's a lot of fun.
Is no longer being deducted from your membership.
Your membership is out of time.
The action's still happening without you.
So renew your membership now.
I'll keep you.
Oh, that's it, dude.
We don't, we're out of minutes, okay?
And by the way, I will fucking order a new crop of minutes because it's better to fucking do it online and do all that shit than it is to do it over the phone.
You heard $9.99 for 20 minutes.
I ain't paying fucking $9.99 for 20 more minutes.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Anyway, that was a little fun.
Let's go ahead and continue going.
All right, let's continue.
We've had a good night tonight.
I don't want to disappoint anybody.
So let's go ahead and check out some fucking shout-outs since everybody's like, these shout-outs, Ghost.
So for all you folks that are wondering how to do shout-outs or what it is, all you got to do is go to this right here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
You go to ghost.report.
All right.
What you want to do is go ahead and click the ghost forum.
And what you're going to do is probably click this link right here.
It says 12-7 Saturday Night Troll Show, 21 shout outs.
There it is right here.
So if you want to go ahead and get to it, get to it right now.
And guess who's number one, man?
GX in the chat, Twilly Atkins.
Cheers, ghost, for another great show.
I'm feeling a touch of Americana tonight.
So I've broken out a new bottle.
George Dickle, number 12.
And by the way, I actually read an article about Dickel that is the best low-cost bourbon out there.
So, you know, remember when I started off the broadcast earlier last year, or going to be last year, earlier this year, January, I was drinking some Dickel.
I'm telling you something right now.
Good stuff.
And cheers to that Templeton autograph, baby.
All right.
That's a good fan right there, Twilly Atkins, even though everybody's a piece of shit when it comes to her.
Juicy Giblet, GX Ghost.
Thanks for the show.
Thank you.
And what is this?
Is some look at that.
Look at that.
You put me on the moon, right?
What did I tell you?
Look at that.
Wait a minute.
Is that a fucking wheelchair?
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
I was going to fucking make a comment, but you got me in a wheelchair here.
We got Rump Roast.
GX, happy Saturday Night Ghostler.
What's the Cowboys' favorite automaker?
Audi, y'all.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
What is this?
Ghost amazed the trolls with his superior calculation skills.
And what are they?
Are those Orientals back there?
And shut up about the calculator.
Here we go with more calculator shit.
The Texas Instruments at the Alamo, all who fought bravely until their batteries died, except James Bowie, who suffered a catastrophic argument error.
Can y'all fuck off with this shit?
Yeah, James Bowie, a Jim Bowie, fuck you.
Davey Crockpot, dude, don't talk shit about the fucking Texas Martyrs, dude.
I'm not fucking joking around.
And there's Spermi the cat who always gets a goddamn shout out whenever we're doing stream raids, for Christ's sake.
And we got Boat.
He said, modern male ooze with soy, multiplying like burn CDs with Nero.
Their pronouns may as well be she, but you'll mostly hear me out of them.
They can't even get a lick of respite in public areas, and it's absolutely pathetic.
All right, that's great.
Hold on, this is this is number, oh, hold on.
I'm on the last one over here, so let's go backwards.
Let's go backwards.
Let's go back to number two.
We got Pettis.
You should get Miss Ghost involved with gaming as well.
My wife's gaming set.
That should go for all these broads, dude.
No shit.
We've got all furries are man children.
GX Ghost, out of these four illustrations, which is your favorite?
One is you, two is Tyrone, three is Mr. Fortune Cookie, and fourth is Templeton.
Let me see this.
Oh my God, dude.
I mean, are you for real?
Are you fucking for real for Christ's sake?
Anyway, and what is this?
I love Cannes Abuser spreading my all right, you fucking sick fucks, man.
And what the hell is this bathrobe, Dwayne, GX?
And what the hell is this?
The cat gets sick by licking?
Ah, dude, that's fucked up.
Dude, that's fucked up.
Yeah, snake in the ass.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
We got Hambone Havoc, GX, NG, take over when.
It ain't never going to happen.
I'll tell you that right damn now, all right?
We got Green Pill Gary.
The Soviets made it to the moon years before the U.S. did, as early as 1959.
The Soviets made, dude, are you talking about Sputnik?
Sputnik got lost, you fucking dumb shit.
Jesus fucking Christ, people are eating it.
Anyway, what is this?
Widowkiller, GX.
I came up with the perfect campaign slogan for creepy Joe Biden.
Joe Biden, 2020, a politician in touch with children.
Also, here's some Amish memes I thought you'd find interesting.
What is this?
Here it is, 100% undeniable proof that you can be completely devoted to your religion and wear beards, dress modestly, and reject modern society without strapping explosive vests to children.
That's pretty funny, dude.
And what is this?
One more raid.
All right.
Hold on.
Well, let me get through shout-outs.
All right.
Let me get through shout-outs and we'll see about that.
All right.
Anyway, that's actually a pretty funny meme, dude.
That's not even a joke.
I'm sure some of the Muslim contingent in the fucking chat room ain't going to really fucking like that.
Has seven children, doesn't apply for food stamps or welfare.
Oh my God, for Christ's sake.
Extremely religious and doesn't conform to modern society.
Doesn't belong to a sect whose scriptures demand apostates be killed in the most brutal way possible as an example to others.
And here's the last one here.
Amish, extremely religious, doesn't conform to modern society.
Leaves everyone alone.
Doesn't kill people.
Islamic, extremely religious, doesn't conform to society.
He's a cultural control freak.
Doesn't mind killing people who disagree.
It's pretty accurate for Christ's sake.
Can's abuser, GX, and what the hell is this supposed to be?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
I don't get this.
What the hell is this?
Is this supposed to be the subway?
Jesus Christ, look at these people.
They look like fucking shit, for Christ's sake.
Selling Calculator Shit To The Subway00:03:34
Anyway, thank you, Canzabuser.
We've got meme magician, GX, and where the fuck is this?
Welcome to Stupin Boulevard.
Sutfin Boulevard.
Excuse me.
Sutfin Boulevard.
Whatever the fuck that is.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
We got Jackler, GX in the chat for Jackler.
Mr. Japanese feeder, GX Ghosty.
And what is this?
Ghost is allergic to the sun?
No, I'm not, dude.
I get in the sun all the time.
What are you talking about?
I get in the sun all the time, for Christ's sake.
There's the shout-outs poster, GX.
There's Colonel Transisco.
Hey, ghost, are you looking for a coffee to replace Starbucks?
Might I suggest try Mystic Monks Coffee?
In 2007, the monks of the Carmelite monastery in Wyoming began to brew their own coffee to fund the operations of their monastery, and it's become a hit offline.
All right, I'll take a look at that for Christ's sake.
Did you know that the cops and do seize people's cash and other assets in America on a day-to-day basis under the suspicion that it's drug money?
It requires no warrant whatsoever.
Believe me, I know this, dude.
I know this.
It's pretty fucking bad.
It's pretty fucking bad.
Anyway, what is this?
This is the Monk Coffee.
All right, cheers to that.
Here's some more of Colonel Transisco's collection of coins.
These are pretty old, dude.
Take a look at that.
Pretty old fucking looking coins out there, man.
Cheers to Colonel Transisco.
We got Flamin' Creations.
With Christmas coming up, I made a mini Freddy glove ornament, which I'm giving away along with other free gloves and more Freddy glove stuff.
I'm in the giving spirit.
GX cheers.
Let me see this.
Is that no shit?
Look at that.
Look at that shit.
That's pretty funny, dude.
I mean, you shouldn't be giving those away, dude.
You should be selling those right now.
You should be selling those right the fuck right now, dude.
You put that shit on Etsy, put that shit on eBay, something, man.
Anyway, Ghost is trans daughter.
Hey, dad, thanks for doing a show, you gay boomer.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Bob Tom, hey, ghost, I found pictures of a boomer, you, trying to figure out how to use a calculator, GX.
Dude, can y'all fuck off about the calculator shit that I did on Thursday, dude?
Seriously, I was trying to prove a point and it went way over your fucking head because of the fucking calculator I was using, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at this shit.
Jesus Christ, who the hell is this?
Keemscares.
Hey, GX, tell me the game you're playing so I can kick your ass in it.
You know what?
Fuck you, Keemscares.
All right, you ain't gonna kick shit.
I've kicked your ass already.
What is this?
Bob Albin.
Hello, ghost.
It took me a while to create this art for you, for your partner, NG.
Here it is.
What is this?
Engineer Brothers.
Yeah, fuck off, dude.
All right.
All right.
Super Engineer part two and Super Engineer Three Brothers.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Leave the engineer alone.
He's not even working tonight, for Christ's sake.
We got seriously Samsung, GX meet Husk.
He has a gambling problem who cheats, drinks copious amounts of alcohol, a lazy and fought and beat fucking nom who whom he died ended up in hell, which turned him into a cat with wings.
Kind of reminds me of you.
Are you fucking shitting me, dude?
I mean, seriously, Samsung, are you fucking serious?
Aristocracy Controlling Media Words00:04:04
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
We got the happy merchant in the house.
The Pooh and the Lou completely destroys Dan the Oracle all-white national with this simple answer.
Hold on, let's see how simple it is.
Wait a minute, it's a whole fucking oh, 124.51.
All right, we'll do it.
All right, 124.51.
Let's see what it is.
12451.
We'll have to do it at 124.49.
Play it.
Let's hear it.
I am so glad that I got to hear you speak tonight.
I have a question.
Hold on just a second.
Look at this soy boy.
Look at that fucking soy boy for Christ's sake.
Unbanned Keem Scares.
Unbanned Keem Scarece.
I'm going to have to unban him.
He's banned over there on fucking on YouTube for Christ's sake, dude.
Anyway, let's listen to this.
Something that kind of went unmentioned was who is controlling this media, which I thought was kind of interesting.
What are your thoughts on the Jews and their control of the media and particularly the liberal media?
And also, maybe the financial system.
Well, I mean, I guess my thoughts are that this is a bit of a nonsense question, I'm sorry to say.
Because, look, first of all, the vast majority of Jews in this country are secular.
They're secular.
So, what are you attacking?
The fact that they were born Jewish?
You think that being born Jewish, even if they aren't following the code of Abraham, means anything other than they're just people in our society?
Look, the media is driven by an ideological vector.
I was at a think tank called the American Enterprise Institute, right-wing think tank full of Jews on the right side.
If it were the case that everybody falls on one side and all the Catholics are in one camp and all the Protestants, then we can discuss.
Has religion got something to do with this?
But the truth of it is, there are lots of Catholics on both sides, and lots of Protestants and lots of Jews.
I read somewhere the crazy notion that somehow impeachment is a Jewish nonsense.
What's going on here with the media?
Who's driving it?
I'll tell you who's driving it.
There is a group of people in our society who have always considered themselves to be the smartest and the people to whom others should pay deference.
In other countries, this was the remnant of aristocracy.
We don't have aristocracy in our country, but we do have smarter-than-thou people.
And they think, I'm the smartest.
And it's obvious.
And these people are liberally sprinkled in three fields: academia, the media, and now, somewhat surprisingly, the deep state.
And by the deep state, by the way, I'm not applying some hocus focus.
I'm talking about actual police institutions of the government, the IRS, the DOJ, the FBI, the CIA.
These institutions are supposed to be neutral, and they're not.
So the deep state works in concert with the Democratic Party, which works in concert with the media.
And it's not that they conspire, they don't have to make phone calls to each other.
They're more like birds in flying formation.
Notice how birds move in the same direction in a certain sort of vector.
No one is actually telling every bird what to do.
The birds are moving independently, but they have the same proclivities.
And what's their proclivity?
This is what their proclivity is.
In a capitalist society, they are very offended that entrepreneurs who are not like them enjoy the greatest rewards.
America is an entrepreneurial society, and the people who move up the fastest, up the ladder, are entrepreneurs because they make new things.
Birds Flying Formation Proclivity Talk00:08:17
The people we're talking about don't know how to make things, they know how to make words.
Kind of like me.
I know how to make words.
Well, I also know how to make movies.
So I actually do make some products.
Man, I mean, look, he says it right there.
And the reason I aired this, because I like Denise D'Souche, and I thought that that was a great explanation.
I mean, you can see it is systematically political.
And the reason that there's leftists is because leftists believe that they're canonized academic scholars because they went to college.
And they hate, they absolutely hate entrepreneurs who, in many cases, don't even know how to articulate words properly, who maybe don't even need to know how to math properly and know how to read properly, can still conjure up a concept or a product and become very wealthy, very wealthy because of that prowess.
That's what these fucking academics hate.
So cheers to the happy merchant.
As a matter of fact, the happy merchant is a member of the inner circle.
So cheers to that dude, man.
We got anime dude.
GX for clarification.
You've been mispronouncing my name throughout my presence in your show.
It's pronounced Anime Dude.
Oh, no, it's pronounced Amin Dude.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought it was Anime Dude.
All right, my bad.
Jesus Christ.
Now we're going to go to four here because apparently we've got more shout outs that came in.
Tim McCraft, GX.
Shout out to the Fourth Jehooty Circle, brother Jeffrey Epstein.
Free gives me that plane rides.
Land me on the pool.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
What are you talking about?
And what is this?
Apollo.
Blaming Jews for everything is extremely limited.
The Freemason and the Jesuits and other secret societies are way more influential than these people.
I think people need to look at the Catholic Church's right.
I think the Catholic Church, you know, that's one of their ways that they kind of diffuse attention towards them is by kind of just being a bullshit type of an institution, or at least appear that way.
But these people are at the bottom of all this crap.
They're at the bottom of all this crap.
So, you know, it is what it is.
And I currently believe what DeSusia says, man.
You got to stop with this whole Maju, Maju, Maju.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, here it is.
Let's go back to the shoutouts.
He says, also, Free Bobby, Free Rowdy, Free Quinno, and Free the Nine.
You're damn right.
GS9 and the gun squad.
What is this?
The LTHS grad Ron Coomer opens a restaurant.
And what is this here?
I hate this dude, by the way.
Shannon Sharp is a piece of shit, dude.
He was a piece of shit player.
He's even worse as a goddamn commentator.
And we all know Jeffrey Epstein, right?
Anyway, unlisted ninja, GX, when you're wearing socks and step into something wet.
We've got Dairy Queen, Scream Until Daddy Stops.
Oh my God, that's horrible, dude.
What the hell is this?
Me still plastering, waking my friends up to day drink.
We ride at dawn, bitches.
Okay.
And you're next, pal.
All right, we get that.
We've got Sunburst Unicorn.
Cheers, Ghost.
Good show tonight.
I can't believe you actually said the end.
Dude, I did not, all right?
You didn't.
You didn't hear it properly.
Man, you're such a fucking racist.
What's the problem with black people?
I don't have a problem with black people, dude.
I have more problem with white nationalists than I do with anybody else.
I mean, y'all hear me talking about it enough.
Anyway, Mr. Japanese, did we already do Mr. Japanese feeder?
We already did you, you idiot.
Cut myself laughing.
Hey, ghost, looking forward to your new music.
What the hell is this?
Ghost Alabama Black Snake?
That's an ass right there.
I don't know why you put my head on that, but that's an ass.
What is this?
Hambone Thugs in Harmony, you asshole.
Hambone thugs in harmony.
You fucking piece of shit.
And what is this?
This is supposed to be, what is that supposed to be?
The Butt Street boy?
What is this?
Oh, it's Duran Duran.
It's Duran Duran.
Actually, Duran Duran fucking rocks, man.
You know what I mean?
Girls on, girls.
Girls on, girls.
Anyway, crazy U2 Ninja.
Hey, Ghost GX in the chat, baby.
Thank you there, crazy U2 Ninja.
We got Rich 74497.
GX.
Look at that.
You got a little bit of monkey shoulder?
Is that a glass pipe?
I don't like glass pipes, dude, because you have to clean them.
I smoke too much for these glass pipes.
I mean, I don't like cleaning pipes.
You know what I mean?
And like, after one decent session, you got to clean a glass pipe and it sucks.
But hey, cheers to Rich 74497, dude.
Cheers to you.
We got Danger Dead.
Refresh page three.
Please.
Thank you, Ghost.
We already did page three, dude.
We got Star Platinum GX ghost.
Type GX in the chat to bring back the Discord server.
What do you mean, the Discord server?
What are you talking about?
Haku Takahashi.
This is the group I was in, and there were, and these were made by Twilly Atkins.
GX, cute ghost, do you think Twilly Atkins should be on your show to talk about politics and you video gaming?
And does Engineer like or love White Horse?
Shut up.
All right.
What is this?
Some pony shit?
I mean, here's some pony shit.
And, you know, fucking damn Bronies is right.
I can't believe you fucking Bronies are even still around.
And I think this is Twilly Atkins' new avatar.
So, Jesus Christ, people are telling me to ban Hakaruku Takahashi.
All right, hold on.
Let me make sure.
These are new threads here.
So let me make sure we're not doing anything sick or anything of that nature for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't want to see anything too bad here.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
What the hell is that?
Okay.
Well, let me move on.
All right.
Ghost in a nutshell.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do the rest of the damn shout outs.
And look, they've got Capernick with, yeah, Dallas Cowboys.
Pony Operatex.
GX goes, hey, did you see the Cowboys finally signed Caliber?
They did not fucking sign Callum Kaepernicker.
They did not do that, idiot.
And I already said Japanese feeder.
Look, dude, if you keep doing that shit, I'm going to fucking ban your ass.
All right.
1MM machine.
GX your thoughts.
What is this?
This is on Pornhub?
The Ghost Show?
What the fuck is this?
What is this shit?
Trans man?
Ah, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
You know, I don't want to talk about this for Christ.
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
What the hell is that?
Is that supposed to be my house?
Is that supposed to be my fucking house or something?
Get the fuck out of here, man.
All right.
Fuck off.
We got Magelyn.
What's going on, Magelyn?
Poindexter Roast 15.
And of course, yeah, yeah, spotted shaving in the pool.
Yeah, fuck you.
Don't talk about my wife again.
All right.
All right.
And no, we're not doing a nine-hour stream, Kansas Buser.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Absolutely fucking not.
And here's Tyler 229505.
Learn how to calculate her, boomer.
Yeah, fuck you.
Ghetto Ghost, GX, Ghost in a Nutshell.
Ghost Bigelow male Gigolo.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
I'm not a male gigolo.
All right.
I would never be one, man.
Anyway, Derwicking, GX ghost, here's the real news of the day.
John Lennon Yoko Ono Epstein Art00:02:57
Check out the headline on Drudge.
I was out at San Antonio doing contract work for Lathlin Air Force Base, and the base was crawling with Saudi.
Scary shit.
As a matter of fact, I talked about that at the inner circle, by the way.
I talked about how that, you know, we've got a lot of Saudis out there at Lachlan Air Force Base.
And, you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, let's go to Ricardo Milos.
And is that supposed to be me standing with fucking Epstein?
And look at fucking Epstein, he's fucking, did he actually wear that shit like he was a fucking Navy boy or something?
And I think that's supposed to be Prince Andrew.
You know, they put my fucking head on it.
I don't know what the fuck that's about for Christ's sake.
All right, here we go.
We're on the sixth page.
Let me make sure there's not anything fucking sick or fucking dumbass.
And, you know, I think we're good.
I think we're okay.
All right.
I think we're good.
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
This Japanese feeder.
I'm serious, dude.
I'm going to ban your ass right now if you don't fucking stop this stupid fucking bullshit.
And meme magician EBZ's back online.
Who gives a fuck?
Mr. Person, hey, ghost, here's a picture of the perpetrators who started the Columbine shooting.
Yeah, there's fucking Eric Harris and Derek Klebold.
Big fucking deal.
All right.
These are the guys they made South Park.
Anyway, Stephen Stinky.
I'm just kidding.
Steven Stinkverse, sub old man.
Just wanted your opinion on something.
As you know, David Burry worked, David Bowie, excuse me, worked in his Young Americans album with John Lennon, and all of a sudden, his next album, Station to Station, was all about symbolism, cabal, the tree of life, and all that stuff.
Then I remember that analysis you did on the Beatles album of Masonic symbolism, Bowie's Black Star analysis last night.
I even found a 2004 interview where Bowie says he fell into a trap of black magic and cabalism.
Excuse me.
So my question is: do you think Lennon had something to do with the evolution of Bowie?
No, I think Bowie was already out there.
I think that Lennon had a gift that, you know, he kind of was a great songwriter.
You know, they talk about the muse.
Whenever there's any creatives like writers and music songwriters and, you know, things that, you know, people like creative types, you know, script writers, book writers, they say they have the muse.
And the muse is supposedly a spirit that allows you to be so creative that everything that you do, you know, kind of, you know, turns to gold.
And in my opinion, I just think that, you know, Bowie had always been esoteric, but John Lennon, I think that he knew about the secrets and was esoteric himself.
I think that unfortunately, to John Lennon's detriment, that he wanted to walk back from that.
Saving From Tears And Giving Heart00:10:29
And that's why he flipped out.
You know, John Lennon flipped out.
He left the Beatles.
He met Yoko Ono and all this other shit.
And you can tell that he tried to rebel against the esoteric shit that was the Beatles.
I mean, dude, why are the Beatles such a big deal in rock and roll history?
I mean, they went from bubblegum kind of boy band shit with, I want to hold your hand to like, you know, doing shit like what I just showed you, you know, having the, you know, Aleister Crowley on the cover of their albums and shit like that.
So anyway, I hope that answers your question.
Anyway, Danger Dan, I posted on page three and a few others.
You did things backwards.
But dude, I already said your fucking name.
So happy-go-lucky.
All right.
And there's 2012 fan pouring out a cup of wine.
Dude, what kind of a weeb are you?
You got a, that's your fucking wallet.
And you've got a doll.
All right, I'm done with this shit.
All right.
I've done, I've done shout-outs.
It's done.
All right, folks.
Now, it is 3:30 in the morning.
Okay.
Now, I know people are going to want me to go ahead and do radio graffiti, but I'm telling you, there's not going to be that many people that are.
Oh, yeah, one more raid.
That's right.
Somebody gave me a one more raid dono.
All right, let's go see what the fuck that is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Paul, this shit you fucking people have me doing over here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's go ahead and people are going to want me to go.
One more raid.
Ha ha.
That many people.
These fucking idiots get one of your radars.
That's it, right?
Fucking onto what the fuck that is.
Echo!
Echo!
Have me doing a fucking relay for Christ's sake.
Echo!
Let's go ahead and play.
Fucking fucking relays for Christmas.
One more raid.
Echo!
These fucking idiots at one of your rat throws!
I mean, that's what these fucking idiots want to hear, man.
Echo!
ECHO!
This is fucking Kansas.
This is fucking real.
ECHO!
I fucking hate when you fucking damn artists do this, for Christ's sake.
Will you wax your carrots in his shit?
That's what these fucking idiots want to hear, man.
Echo!
I wish you gave me the fucking respect I deserve!
Fucking relatives!
I fucking hate when you fucking damn autist do this for point's sake!
Will you wax your carrots and shit?
That's what these fucking idiots wanna hear, man.
This is what these fucking autists wanna hear!
That's what they wanna hear!
That's what they wanna hear!
I wish you gave me the fucking respect I deserve!
I fuckin' hate what you fuckin' damn autists do.
What do you want to say?
The way you slacks your character and shit?
That's what they fuckin' idiots want to hear, man.
This is what these fuckin' autists want to hear!
That's what they want to hear!
That's what they want to hear!
You're all what you want to say, perfect like that!
I like fucking repetition shit!
That's what you fucking damn autists do For Christ's sake He's got some carrots and he's shit That's what the fucking idiots want in here, man This is what the fucking autists want in here That's what they want in here That's what they want in here You're all but some artist dance for a bit like that!
60 man!
Fuck you!
Fucking damn autist, good for quite sake!
Don't make fun of my computer, man!
This is what these fucking autistics wanna hear!
That's what they know to fucking lie.
Fuck you, don't make fun of what you said, George!
Fuck you!
Is that the George Michael Christmas song?
Don't make fun of my computer, man!
Let's sing it!
Let's sing it.
This is what you want.
Fuck you!
Is that the George Michael Christmas song?
Don't make fun of my computer, Sam.
How do you like this?
This is what you want.
What do you want?
Fuck you!
This is what you want.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Is that the George Michael Christmas song?
Don't make fun of us freaking sack!
Last Christmas!
I gave you my line!
I can't go into someone special, I can't go into someone special.
Good God!
Last Christmas!
I gave you my mind!
This is some mess, y'all!
Hey, good God!
I gave you my heart, and the very next day you gave it away.
I'll give it to someone special I gave you my life And the very next day You gave it away
To save it from someone special You know the days we can save you Last Christmas I gave you my heart And the very next day You gave it away Save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special You like that shit?
You like that shit?
The flowers risen in my heart And the very next day, you gave it away
To save me from I'll give it to someone special I gave it to someone special I gave it my life And the very next day You gave it away Dude This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I like that shit, I like that fucking shit!
I gave you my heart, and the very next day, they gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I like that shit, I like that fucking shit!
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day they gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
See ya!
What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the? What the?
This year, Frontier, I'll give it to someone special.
Sing it with me, bitch.
Sing it with me, bitch.
Next day, they gave it away.
This year, Frontier, I'll give it to someone special.
I'll give it to someone special.
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, they gave it away.
This year, to save you from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I'll give it to someone special Sing it, bitch!
Sing it, bitch!
The very next day, you gave it a...
This year, For
340 AM Morning Radio Graffiti Calls00:05:02
Christ's sake, all right, folks.
Look, it's 340 in the morning here.
All right.
I mean, do we really need to do some radio graffiti out here?
Are there that many fucking callers for radio graffiti for us to fucking even make this worth our fucking time?
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm not even joking around.
You know what?
I'm not going to do radio graffiti, dude.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I should just fucking end it right here.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I have done so much tonight.
All right.
It's fucking six hours and 30 fucking minutes for Christ.
Look, people are saying, like, I'm weak.
Dude, I'm telling you right now that donate for radio graffiti.
Oh, dude, don't do this to me.
Seriously.
I hate when you fucking do this shit to me, dude.
I mean, like, Dark Me Magician Girl made me look like some fucking two-bit whore the last time by donating like a fucking hundred bucker or actually 300 bucker and like do it.
I don't don't do that to me, dude.
All right.
The only reason I'm saying no radio graffiti is because, god damn it, it's 3:40 in the morning.
I don't think we're gonna have that many radio graffiti calls, dude.
I don't think we're gonna have that many, and don't do this, dude.
Seriously, man, all right, Jesus Christ.
They're gonna do it, dude.
Just leave me alone, all right?
Look, not a machine.
I've been up here for six hours and 30 minutes, man.
Six hours and 30 minutes, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, Christ, man.
What are you talking about?
Three shows, no radio graffiti, dude.
We had fucking radio graffiti on Tuesday and Thursday.
And what do y'all do on Radio Graffiti?
All you fucking do is splice my voice to say shit that I've never said in my fucking life.
And you guys are fucking assholes for doing it, all right?
Oh, yeah.
Let me go ahead and get in line and make sure that I do that shit for Christ's sake.
Give me my fucking.
You know what?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me see.
I'm going to take a beer.
I'm going to drink some beer here.
Fucking fucking.
What the?
Oh, well, we got dir wicking for Christ's sake.
Here's some silver shekels for you, ghost.
Do RG.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Now, dude, don't do this to me.
All right.
And look, he didn't even, he wants me to do radio graffiti.
He didn't even fucking donate any kind of fucking any kind of video or anything of that nature for Christ's sake.
All right, hold on.
Let me get some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
More beer, man.
Let's have more fucking beer for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you.
You see, this is why I did Tuesdays and Thursdays.
It's the only way I can fucking keep up with this schedule.
I mean, this son of, I mean, it's six hours and 30 minutes for fuck's sake, man.
Jeez, you're eating into my drinking time, man.
I want to start drinking, dude.
I mean, I've only had like four beers and two shots.
I think I only had one shot, as a matter of fact.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me get another shot while I'm at it, for Christ's sake.
Give me my shot glass.
And let me see.
What do I want here?
What do I want?
We got.
All right.
How about the Belvinny?
All right.
The Belvini's almost done here.
So let's go ahead and do that.
All right.
A little bit of Belvinni, aged 15 years.
Oh, that's a big shot, dude.
That's a big shot for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, what do you want?
I've only had five drinks.
What an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I just want to get a decent drunken stupor going on, dude.
All right.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out here who's listening to the broadcast.
Thank you very much for tuning in.
And I want to remind everybody: I am going to be on on Christmas Eve, and I'm also going to be gone.
I'm going to be online on the show on New Year's Eve.
And the reason is, is because those are tradition.
Whenever I do broadcasts, I always do a Christmas Eve broadcast.
And I also do a New Year's Eve broadcast.
And that's when the Ghostie Awards are happening.
Now, we do have a couple of threads on the Ghost.report forum post.
People nominating certain folks for Ghosties.
I'm taking that into consideration.
We may also have a little bit of voting going on because everybody thinks that the goddamn ghosties are rigged for whatever reason.
So, you know, as a result, we'll go ahead and see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
All right.
Make sure to go on Ghost.report and go to the forums and make sure to nominate your favorite fucks, all right?
Or your favorite ghostie nominees, excuse me.
Ghostie Awards Nominations For Forum00:05:23
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm just trying to drink here, all right?
Ah, good one, man.
Very good.
All right.
Since Der Wicking went ahead and did a man, dude.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Der Wicking did the $18.66 bucker for a video.
He didn't do it for radio graffiti.
He just posted his video right now for a two-bucker.
So let's go ahead and see what Der Wicking's video is.
All right, before we get to any kind of radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Oh, dude, I know you didn't.
No, you didn't.
Ronnie James Dio, dude.
Oh, man.
You're talking classic.
Classic for Christ's sake, man.
Classic.
Holy diver.
Holy diver.
Man, we're still up, man.
We're still fucking picking it.
We're still rockin' and rollin' out here on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 21.
Dun, dun, dun.
Holy diver!
Here, let's sing it like an alien.
Here we go.
Holy diver!
All the dives Ha ha ha ha Holy diver!
Dive!
Dun-dun-dun!
Shiny diamonds!
Lucky eyes of the body!
Who else is rocking out with their cock out right now, dude?
Ouch!
Race for the morning!
You can hide in the sunshine!
You're damn right.
Everybody still wants radio.
We will praise a ride.
Hey, Danny Oracle.
So now you got me thinking this idiot is damn horrible.
Derwicking.
Derwicking requested this for a fucking video, you dickhead, all right?
There's a truth that's not.
Jesus Christ.
You assholes got me sad.
It is not damn fucking horrible, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm smoking some shit right now STOP POSTING THAT GIF OF THAT DISABLED GIRL YOU ASSHOLE Jump on the tiger.
You can feel his heart, but you know he's me.
Some light can never be seen.
Yeah!
Oh, man.
Listen to that solo, baby.
Listen to that solo, baby.
Hey, shut up saying that Dio's better than Pantera.
Look, Pantera rocks, all right?
Pantera fucking rocks.
It's too bad that you son of bitches are so uncultured and are so inept to understanding music that you can't understand how badass Pantera rocks.
Fucking idiots.
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the big Nazi.
All speak coming of me.
No!
No!
Ride a tiger!
You can see his stretch, but you know he's queen.
Oh, don't you see what I mean?
All right.
You remember Derwick he requested this song, so here it is.
That's what he did an $18.66 bucker for.
Holy diver!
Holy diver!
Song survivor!
The other one is queen!
Holy diver!
Holy diver!
Little caption of you coming out for you, Holy Diver.
There it is right there, folks.
There it is, right there.
Yeah!
All right, get away, get away, get away.
Derwicking got his $18.66 bucker right there, folks.
Okay.
Derwicking got his $18.66 bucker right there.
Holy diver.
All right.
Thank you very much.
And not to mention Dio died of cancer, dude.
That really sucks.
You know, this guy, you know, you live hard, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
Anyway, dude, I don't really want to do Radio Graffiti, okay?
Holy Diver Queen Song Survivor00:06:47
Please don't make me do it.
All right.
All right.
Somebody said, hey, Are $50 for Radio Graffiti?
Don't.
All right.
No.
No, no, no.
Now, while I'm sitting here talking to you guys, I do want to remind you that aside from me being on Christmas Eve and on New Year's Eve, I'm going to continue the Thursday, Tuesday, Thursday schedule of the Go Show at 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And it's going to be on, of course, YouTube.
The reason that I'm going on Tuesdays and Thursdays only is because I am making room for the Friday gaming.
I don't know what you call it.
Gaming stream, gaming show.
I don't even know what the fuck you call it.
But what I'm doing right now is trying to provide myself enough time so I can game due to intense gaming streaming, gaming training.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Obviously a little messed up, a little fucked up.
But intense gaming training.
And I'm telling you, I'm trying to get the fingering, the intense fingering necessary to be a badass gamer.
This is what I'm, this is what I'm practicing now.
This is what I'm in training now.
And I don't want anybody.
I'm serious.
I don't want anybody to think that I'm some fucking noob.
I do not want to be Darkseide Phil, okay?
I do not want to be Wings of Redemption.
Two bunch of fucking, I don't know.
These guys are older than your average gamer.
So that's why I'm comparing them to me because I'm going to be an older gamer.
But I want to be an older gamer that kicks fucking ass.
All right.
That kicks fucking ass.
Like people just, they can't believe that Ghost knows how to game like this motherfucker right here.
All right.
I mean, every time I see Darkseide Phil game, he's losing.
He sucks.
He blames his controller.
He's a piece of shit.
You know, same thing with fucking Wings of Redemption.
The only thing Wings of Redemption plays is Call of Duty.
All right.
And he gets pissed because, you know, people go and they fucking suicide shoot his ass or people on his own team fucking, you know, they row his ass or whatever they do and he gets pissed.
All right.
Oh, he also plays Rainbow Six as well.
Well, whatever.
All right.
He still sucks.
All right.
I don't want to be one of these stupid dumb gamers that sucks.
All right.
I want to be one of the best.
That's why I'm doing intense gaming training.
I want to be literally involved in some esports.
I want to be involved in some competitions out here.
All right.
I'm telling you, I'm not joking around.
You fucking people think I'm fucking playing.
You give me like fucking, you give me two months.
You give me two fucking months and people are going to be saying fucking ninja who.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
Hey, if I'm going to dedicate this time to fucking game, I'm not going to just sit here and do it because I'm amused by it like some fucking stupid autist or aspy tard.
Okay.
I'm telling you right now, I've been intense training and you just fucking wait.
You people just fucking wait to see what happens.
All right.
You fucking people just wait to see what happens.
Oh yeah.
What is it?
Oh my god.
Fuck you.
RG bitch.
Bitch.
Do RG bitch.
Do RG.
You see, this is how Dark Me Magician Girl treats me over here.
Do fucking RG bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, you know what I mean?
You know, I fucking sit here and I listen to me.
Dude.
I don't know why you fucking guys do this shit to me, man.
I'm serious.
I don't know why you fucking guys do this to me.
It's already six hours and 45 minutes that I have been on this broadcast.
Do you understand this, right?
Six hours and 45 fucking minutes.
And now we got Dark Me Magician Girl calling me a bitch.
Calling me Ghost a bitch.
All right?
I've got your bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking six hours and 45 minutes I've been on this broadcast, man.
And look at this fucking anime, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, bitchler.
You owe us.
Yeah, I'm real fucking funny, asshole, all right?
Real fucking funny.
Fucking idiot.
Let me smoke some.
As a matter of fact, let me get some more flakes and put it on the goddamn pipe here, all right?
Give me some more fucking flakes and put it on the pipe.
Come on, Jesus Christ, I'm burping.
I'm burping up that fucking spaghetti and meatball with the fucking, I had a shitload of goddamn cupcakes and Haagen-Doss ice cream and shit.
I'm going to get Mrs. Ghost up and tell her to make me a fucking Porterhouse steak with some fucking chicken wings.
That's what I'm going to fucking do.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the perks of having a fucking wife.
All right, that's the perks of having a wife, for Christ's sake.
Wake that broad up and say, I need some goddamn fucking steak and some chicken wings, biach.
No, I didn't say biach.
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
All right.
All right, dude.
All right.
Please call on Keemscares.
Why?
All Keemscares is going to do is be like, hey, ghost, you fucking idiot.
You're a fucking asshole.
You know that?
And you know, I actually beat you because, you know, I'm fucking Keemscares, and this is how I sound.
And even though my balls haven't dropped, you know, fuck you, man.
Fuck you up, your ass, man.
That's how fucking Keem Scares talks, dude.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
That's how he talks.
All right.
And I'll unband.
Look, wait a minute.
Why do I need to unban Keem Scares for?
All right.
Because Nefaria822 donated a $5 bill?
He's banned on YouTube.
He's not banned on here.
You can see him right here.
All right.
You can see him right here.
All right.
Obviously, I have to do Radio Graffiti.
All right.
So give me about fucking two minutes here so I can get a couple of good fucking tokes of some tobacco.
Let me drink some beer and we'll fucking do radio graffiti.
Look, shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut up.
Oh, I smoke.
I'm going to hold him.
I'm going to hold it in here when it hit the brain, dude.
I'm smoking good tobacco, too.
This is some good shit, dude.
That's good fuckin' shit.
Hehehehe Hehehehe Oh shit!
Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
Double Slit Experiment Quantum Physics00:07:35
All right.
What do I got to do here?
Oh, yeah.
I got to, I got to put you all on hold again.
I got to take another break so I can connect the radio graffiti bullshit.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pick something extremely boring and extremely, you know, something that you people would fucking find like, I don't know.
Well, we'll see.
Hold on.
Let me take a look at what's in my history and let me see what I can find here so that you people are being you're going to have to be forced to watch some shit.
What is this?
I ain't going to fucking what is this shit?
Ah, I've got a good one.
I've got a good one.
Y'all like cartoons?
Y'all like cartoons, don't you?
Here, the inner circle and myself, believe it or not, I think about two days ago or maybe yesterday, I think it may have been yesterday.
I was in the inner circle and we were having an intense conversation about quantum physics, you know, all these theoretical approaches, you know, the hologram theory, you know, the whole bullshit.
Having a very intense conversation.
And what we were talking about, especially when it comes to quantum physics, is that a lot of it is pretty theoretical.
And the reason it's mostly theoretical is because what quantum physics has shown us is that if we attempt to try to observe something that seems to us as an unnatural phenomenon, the mere observation changes what ends up happening.
And we had a major conversation about this.
Now, I know a lot of you folks are probably saying, I don't really give a shit.
But I have a cartoon that explains quantum physics in a very simplistic capacity.
All right.
So everybody watch this cartoon, and I'll be right back.
And I'm going to set up Radio Graffiti.
But this is a very, very good cartoon explaining the basics of quantum physics.
All right.
Go ahead and play it.
Listen to this.
Listen and learn.
and that our senses are playing tricks on us.
You just gotta wonder, what is this reality that we find ourselves in?
Quantum physics says it's all just waves of information.
Do I believe that?
I hope so.
Yikes!
And here we are, the granddaddy of all quantum weirdness.
The infamous double slit experiment.
To understand this experiment, we first need to see how particles, or little balls of matter, act.
If we randomly shoot a small object, say a marble, at the screen, we see a pattern on the back wall where they went through the slit and hit.
Now, if we add a second slit, we would expect to see a second band duplicated to the right.
Now, let's look at waves.
The waves hit the slit and radiate out, striking the back wall with the most intensity directly in line with the slit.
The line of brightness on the back screen shows that intensity.
This is similar to the line the marbles make.
But when we add the second slit, something different happens.
If the top of one wave meets the bottom of another wave, they cancel each other out.
So now, there is an interference pattern on the back wall.
Places where the two tops meet are the highest intensity, the bright lines, and where they cancel, there is nothing.
So, when we throw things, that is, matter, through two slits, we get this.
Two bands of hits.
And with waves, we get an interference pattern of many bands.
Good so far.
Now, let's go quantum economy.
An electron is a tiny, tiny bit of matter, like a tiny marble.
Let's fire a stream through one slit.
It behaves just like the marble, a single band.
So, if we shoot these tiny bits through two slits, we should get, like the marbles, two bands.
What?
An interference pattern!
We fired electrons, tiny bits of matter through.
But we get a pattern like waves, not like little marbles.
How?
How could pieces of matter create an interference pattern like a wave?
It doesn't make sense.
But physicists are clever.
They thought, maybe those little balls are bouncing off each other and creating that pattern.
So, they decide to shoot electrons through one at a time.
There is no way they could interfere with each other.
But after an hour of this, the same interference pattern is seen to emerge.
The conclusion is inescapable.
The single electron leaves as a particle, becomes a wave of potentials, goes through both slits, and interferes with itself to hit the wall like a particle.
But mathematically, it's even stranger.
It goes through both slits and it goes through neither.
And it goes through just one and it goes through just the other.
All of these possibilities are in superposition with each other.
Physicists were completely baffled by this.
So they decided to peek and see which slit it actually goes through.
They put a measuring device by one slit to see which one it went through and let it fly.
But the quantum world is far more mysterious than they could have imagined.
When they observed the electron went back to behaving like a little marble, it produced a pattern of two bands, not an interference pattern of many.
The very act of measuring or observing which slit it went through meant it only went through one, not both.
The electron decided to act differently, as though it was aware it was being watched.
It was here that physicists stepped forever into the strange never world of quantum events.
What is matter?
Marbles or waves?
And waves of what?
And what does an observer have to do with any of this?
The observer collapsed the wave function simply by observing.
Observer Collapsed Wave Function Truth00:04:19
Very interesting, huh, folks?
Very interesting.
And let me tell you something.
That should open your eyes to how strange this world is.
And, you know, when we go back to our esoteric philosophy talks, this is why you have to kind of understand that symbolism, mathematics, you know, there's just a bunch of things that encapsulates the esoteric philosophy.
This is why these secrets that cause magic exist.
I don't want to get too far deep into it, but as you heard in that little cartoon about quantum physics, the mere bringing in an observer changed the way the natural state of what was happening when it was unobserved.
It changed the whole damn state.
So, anyway, look, I don't want to get into a deep conversation about this shit, but either way, you know, very interesting little cartoon.
I know you fucking idiots love cartoons.
So, anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast that the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And then once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code right there, 844-286, and the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
What is this?
Tim McCrab.
I must confess, I am a pedophile.
I've had sex with a 14-year-old teenager.
What the fuck?
Is that the real Tim McCraw?
That ain't the real Tim McCrab.
Are you fucking shitting me?
I mean, come on, dude.
You trolls, come on, dude.
Why are you even going there, dude?
Seriously, why the fuck are you even going there?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's just go to get to Radio Graffiti.
Once again, once you call in and you push the code, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
So let's just go ahead.
I'm looking at the damn fucking switchboard right now.
And there ain't that many people.
All right.
There ain't that many people on Radio Graffiti.
But hey, y'all wanted it.
Y'all, you know, donated for it.
You got it.
All right.
So here it is.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do that.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
We got.
Who the hell do we have here?
Let's start with.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
Back from the 2000.
Hold on.
Back from the True Capitalist Radio, May 9, 2018, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, back from the True Capitalist Radio.
Are you there?
Fucking Helen Keller, deaf mute idiot.
All right, let's move on.
We've got, what is this?
Cox Suckleberg Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
How are you?
And then, and then, you know what?
What the fuck is this shit?
Alright, get this shit.
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's go with an anonymous radio graffiti.
I hear you.
I can't hear you guys.
All right.
Hello.
Can you hear me now?
Hello.
I can only hear you through the fucking vault.
Hey, hello, hello, Testies.
Calling In To The Vault Testies00:15:47
Testies 1-2.
Can you hear me now?
I can hear you now.
All right, go ahead.
What's up, dude?
Not much.
It's aesthetic here.
I'm just calling in.
Shall I say hi?
Wow.
Well, you're calling in.
I can't believe it, aesthetic.
How are you doing, dude?
Yeah.
That's the something I wanted to ask you, and actually, like, the chat in general.
Well, after, like, seeing like the fucking like Elvis Travelers and shit, like, he does nothing on YouTube and stuff.
So, um, well, I was kind of thinking, like, what would people think about me like trying to start my own YouTube live streaming?
Well, what are you, what are you going to do on it?
I don't want to do like just sitting around sort of shit, but maybe, like, I do some stuff where I'm at the gym and stuff like that.
Wait a minute.
Would any of you be interested in that?
Oh, yeah.
No, shout out to Smooth the Cat.
All right, get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
I mean, what do you think you're going to be?
You think you're going to be some fucking musclehead?
Be like, how are you doing here?
I'm aesthetic.
And I want you to see my body.
I'm out here from down under.
And what we're going to do here out here, down under, what we're going to do is we're going to lift platypuses right now with two hands, you know?
And we're going to leave these platypuses in a Jesus Christ pose.
And we're going to leave this here for about four hours.
And you're going to sit there and look at me and you're going to like it.
All right.
You know, and this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to stick a kangaroo head up my ass.
All right.
Look, I just, look, I'm not discouraging you to do it.
They're aesthetic.
I'm just saying, you know, live streaming is not a joke, dude.
You have to have your, you know, you got to have some kind of ability to have people pay attention.
This is a very short attention span arena of the internet that you're dealing with here.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just saying, I mean, you know, to each their own, I encourage everybody to do this, you know, but it's, it's, it's, I mean, look at how much fucking shit I got to take, all right?
Just look at how much shit I got to take and ask yourself, do you want to put up with this?
Do you want people making fun of your family?
You want people trying to fuck, you know, troll you, trying to, you know, they're fucking putting like Yelp ads on bathhouses and shit like that.
Is this what you want?
Is this what you want with your life?
I used to be somebody, guys.
You understand?
I mean, back in from fucking 2008 to 2012, I was a legitimate political voice.
All right.
I was looked to for the financial insight and the political and social commentary, for Christ's sake.
Even when I came back in 2016, let me tell you something.
We did things in 2016 that I'm glad that I'm, you know, haven't been prosecuted for.
Let's just put it that way.
And now, look at what I have become, dude.
Look at what I've become, dude.
Look at these idiots in the chat room.
Look at what the fuck I've become.
So all I'm saying is that if you're willing to just put yourself with this kind of scrutiny and this type of trolling and this type of fucking, you know, cyberbullying is really what it is.
Well, then to each their own, dude, I mean, good luck to you or anybody else.
Because what has been happening to me ever since I started, ever since fucking live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Tariq Nasheen, what is this?
Used to is right.
You ain't shit now.
All right.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot for rubbing it in there, Tariq.
You don't think I know that?
You don't think that I'm a, I know I'm a fucking laughing stock of the internet for Christ's sake.
You know that?
How do you think that makes me fucking feel?
Huh?
That I'm just some fucking two-bit piece of shit now because of the fucking toxic fan base that I fucking have.
All right.
I mean, seriously, man, I used to be fucking listened to for Christ's sake for the fucking political and social commentary and the financial insight.
And look at what the fuck I've become, dude.
Look at this shit.
So I'm just telling you, aesthetic, and anybody else that wants to be a fucking streamer or whatever, you better realize that this shit's going to happen to you unless you go to Twitch or one of these little fucking safe spaces and shit.
All right.
And even then, those people are still privy to weird shit.
Like fucking, what's his name?
Dr. Disrespect.
This poor bastard got somebody took a fucking shot at his house.
This guy's just a fucking idiot that's just, you know, putting on a fucking wig and pretending to be some fucking moron.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, this is serious shit.
All right.
This is serious shit.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
And by the way, he did cheat on his wife.
And I was actually watching the Burger Planet footage when he was actually doing it.
And he actually fucking almost like, you know, fucking slapped Burger Planet around.
But now we know why.
Stop cheating on your wife, Dr. Disrespect, you fucking idiot.
I don't fucking like that guy.
All right.
You want to know why he's so popular?
Let's just be honest.
You want to know why Dr. Disrespect is so fucking popular?
Because this idiot was a, wasn't he like part of a game developing team and shit?
Wasn't he like working in the gaming industry and he's like, hey, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go fucking stream.
And look at me.
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got Fizzy Allison radiograffiti.
Lizzie Allison, Radio Graffiti.
Oh.
The fucker out there talking garbage about the communist government of China.
Okay, I love let me suck your schlong.
You don't know nothing about the communist government.
I feel like half a target.
I feel like a throwback in evolution right after watching that son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I feel like I'm straight, but I experimented with a few traps.
What?
Man, you see, this is what I'm talking about, man.
This is what I'm fucking talking about.
This is what I'm fucking talking about, man!
It's not fucking...
Shut up, dude.
It's a fucking splice.
You all fucking know it, man.
Oh, God, dude.
I've been on here for seven hours and six minutes, and this is the kind of fucking bullshit that I've got to take for Christ's sake, man.
This is the kind of bullshit that I've got to accept.
That this is my fucked up fucking shitbird life.
Huh?
That's fucking great.
Yeah, this is my fucked up fucking shitbird life.
Yeah, I'm loving it, dude.
I'm fucking loving this.
Jesus Christ, who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is Dick Cheesenton, Radio Graffiti?
I'm fucking loving this.
Hey, come, Guzzler.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck?
I want you to really worship my cock.
What the?
What the fuck?
Oh, I got a nice cough to slam in you.
You're gonna drink to come.
Oh, my God.
Get an eight-inch cough pistol.
Get the sickness and get him out of here.
Dude, are you kidding me, man?
What?
What?
Why call up?
Oh, dude, I don't know what to say, dude.
You see, this was a good show.
This was a good show until I did this fucking radio graffiti bullshit.
This is why I don't want to do this stupid fucking segment anymore, man.
It's fucking stupid.
You all just want to make me look like shit.
It's stupid.
Fucking idiot.
You're my fucking drake.
Hey, hold on, wait, hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Better than you.
What are you talking about?
Better than you and better than Radio Graffiti.
What are you talking about?
We got to stop what we're doing and do an $18.66 bucker here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is this?
Better than you?
What's better than you?
Ozmian, rape that woman in India.
You fucking asshole.
How fucking dare you, first of all, interrupt Radio Graffiti with an $18.66 bucker.
And secondly, how fucking dare you request this fuck!
This fucking guy!
This fucking piece of shit!
Ose men rape that woman in India to death with an iron rod four feet long.
You can't ban the iron rods.
The guns, the iron rods, Pierce didn't do it.
The tyrants did it.
Kettler took the guns.
Stalin took the guns.
Mal took the guns.
Del Castro took the guns.
1776 will commence again.
What the fuck?
Firearms.
We will not relinquish the.
Do you understand?
The Republicans.
This is a fucking song.
Don't try what your ancestors did before.
Why don't you come to America?
I'll take you out soon.
You can become an American and join the Republic.
And I'm going to say this right here.
You think you're a tough guy?
Have me back with a boxing ring in here, and I'll wear red, white, and blue.
I'll box your ass, Alex.
You know what?
I box your ass.
Do you know which weapon was used in the orange bowl?
I want to get people off pills, suicide pills, mass murder pills.
I want you to try and answer the questions.
It's a proper debate, okay?
I'm not trying to trip you up.
Well, it's not a debate.
You're running the show.
You bring in your victims in the spirit of a proper debate.
You've had a lot to say so far on the show.
Try again.
1776 will commence against the firearms.
We will not relinquish the.
Do you understand?
The Republic will rise again.
Don't try what your ancestors did before.
Why don't you come to America?
I'll take the altitude.
You can become an American and join the Republic.
Come to America.
I'll take the altitude.
You can become an American.
Alright, this is what go back to where they cook the guns if you don't like it.
The coming is all right.
We got it.
We got it for Christ's sake.
You mean to tell me that you interrupted Radio Graffiti for this fat piece of crap who has been ripping me off for 12 years?
All right.
And this is what you're going to do.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Let's go back to Radio Graffiti, please.
All right.
I don't know why, but let's go back.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
Let's try this again, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, you know what?
I can't hear you with your fucking Obama phone, you piece of shit, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Fucking Obama phone up in here.
Who the hell is this warrior trap, Radio Graffiti?
I'm an enemy, dude, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck forever.
Oh, fires like that.
I take your chip too much shit, boy.
You know what?
Let me get my belt.
Let me get my belt off here.
Yeah.
Don't you forget it, you suit her.
Out here going into the woodshepart.
Get this shit out of here when you're fucking making fun of my goddamn granny, you fucking fucking fucking garbage.
Damn it!
Fucking cans all over the fucking place, man.
You see, why in the fuck do I even do the stupid radio graffiti, man?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, I'm giving you fucking assholes fucking seven hours over seven hours of fucking content over here, man.
I've been on for seven hours, man.
This fucking can out of here.
God damn it.
Fucking cans all over the fucking place for Christ's sake.
I'm taking only a couple of more of these.
There's not even that many people out here.
All right, I'm just going to take a couple of more of these and I'm moving.
I'm going to end the show.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about how about 917, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Yo, listen, you got to get a new fucking phone system.
This shit sucks, ass.
I'm not joking.
Well, who the fuck is this?
Is this fucking team scares?
That fucking piece of shit?
I mean, I can barely hear you.
Put up your fucking shit louder, bro.
This shit sucks.
You fucking feminine sounding piece of shit.
Did you fucking hear that?
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah, you heard that shit, huh?
You heard that?
Yeah, you better have heard that shit, you little feminine fuck.
What the fuck do you want?
I can't hear you.
What the fuck do you want?
I'm screaming at you, you stupid little feminine bitch boy.
What the fuck do you want?
What the fuck you saying?
What the fuck do you want, you fucking stupid little dickhead?
What do you want?
Yeah, you can fucking hear me, you fucking dickhead.
Say your fucking piece.
Say your little effeminate piece.
Listen, what?
Keep saying that in two months, right, that you're going to be the ultimate gamer.
You're going to be better than Ninja, right?
And all that.
Why didn't you show a preview of your little gaming skills?
I'm in training, asshole.
All right?
My gaming tutor has got me in fucking training.
That's the difference.
I don't want to fucking broadcast my gaming right now.
I'LL BROADCAST IT AFTER THE FIRST OF THE YEAR, YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!
TIE KEEN TO UNBAN KEEN SCARES.
Yeah, well, fuck you.
You know what I mean?
Fuck you.
Hey, who the fuck is this?
Look, I'm getting donos being pro-you.
Look, you're an effeminate little fucking dickhead, and I don't fucking like you, man.
I don't fucking like you.
Let me tell you something.
If you were in front of me right now, I'd whoop your ass like I was your fucking daddy, and I'd make a fucking man out of that fucking little effeminate voice you got flowing out of your cocksucker.
Do you understand me?
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Get this fucking stupid, autistic, fucking effeminate piece of fucking garbage out of here.
Get out of here, fucking shithead.
This fucking little effeminate fuck thinks he can talk to me that way for Christ's sake.
What?
Mistress T.
Whooping Ass Like Your Daddy00:04:19
Oh my god.
I want to make Keem Scarce my little sissy boy.
Yeah, no shit.
Are you kidding me?
Good fucking God.
This guy looks like he popped out of the anus of a guy who created Ethereum.
All right?
And if you don't know who the guy, let me show you.
Let me show you.
All right.
Vitalik.
All right.
That's the guy I'm talking about.
This is what fucking Keem Scarce looks like.
I'm not even fucking kidding you.
All right.
I'm not even fucking kidding you.
Watch this.
Watch this.
All right.
This is what he looks like right here.
Or Vitalik, excuse me, whatever his fucking stupid free ass name is.
All right.
Whatever his fucking name is.
He's a fucking fruiter, for Christ's sake.
Here, let me show you.
Here he is.
Vitalik Buterin.
Put this fucking guy.
Put this guy up.
This is what Keem Scarce looks like.
All right.
This is what Keem Scarce looks like right here.
Look at this guy right here.
That's what Keem Scarce looks like.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee T it.
I guarantee T you.
Look at this.
I guarantee T you.
This guy looks like this.
I am not fucking joking.
I am not fucking joking.
I swear to God, this guy looks like I'm willing to put money that this is what Keem Scarce looks like.
I am not joking.
All right.
I am not joking.
Jesus Christ, take this guy off.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
And fuck all of you people that don't like that.
I'm fucking doing me here.
All right.
I'm doing me.
This is my fucking show.
If you don't like it, get the fuck out of here, you fucking dickheads.
All right.
I'm up here for over seven fucking hours.
All right.
Doing this shit.
So I don't want to hear any of your fucking complaints in the chat room.
Fucking dickheads.
Where's my fucking.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
It's what the fuck I need for Christ's sake.
If I'm going to continue to do this fucking show anymore, fucking assholes.
You guys are the biggest unappreciative fucking group of people I have ever come across in my entire fucking life.
You know that?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you are at the level of people who fucking collect welfare for two to three generations.
That's your fucking equivalent, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking.
Wait, I didn't like that pop.
That sounded like a flat ass beer.
Hold on, let me take a.
Oh, shit.
No, there's some head to this.
It's all good.
Anyway, that's what you fucking people remind me of, dude.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
This fucking guy out here.
Put the radio graffiti back on.
Fuck you, Keem Scares, you fucking piece of shit.
And let's continue going.
How about who else we got here?
Jesus.
There's not even that many people on, dude.
Who the hell is it's recess time, Radio Graffiti?
Seriously, Samsung.
Radio graffiti.
We got fans here, okay?
We got fans.
These are my true fans, and you people are just getting fucking jealous.
All right.
These are my true fucking fans, and you people are just fucking jealous, you piece of shit, all right?
Get this fucking dickhead, you fucking piece of fucking garbage.
Fucking come in!
Seriously, Samsung!
Fucking dickhead!
You fucking dickheads!
Fucking dickheads, man!
I'm done with you people, dude.
All right, I'm not, I'm not doing any more fucking radio graffitis, dude.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, this is all you fucking dickheads do every time I do this shit fucking segment, man.
Every time I do this shit fucking segment, this is what you fucking assholes do, man.
And why?
Why the fuck do I even fucking care about you people when you don't even give two shits about me?
Tito Ortiz Bad Motherfucker Night00:05:06
I mean, seriously, man.
Seriously, Samsung and all you motherfucks.
Why do I even give a shit, man?
I don't know why.
There's something wrong with my fucking head.
I'm gonna have something wrong with me or something.
It's fucking, I don't know.
Who the fuck knows, man?
Let me take a drink and smoke and shit, man.
Oh, shit.
Wasted my Saturday night with you, sons of bitch.
By the way, I missed a Tito Ortiz fight, okay?
Which I like, Tito Ortiz.
I've been following Tito Ortiz's career ever since 1998.
All right.
Did Tito Ortiz kick the crap out of whoever the fuck he was fighting?
Can somebody, somebody, did somebody say to Tita?
Hey, fuck you.
Tito Ortiz is not a fucking bum.
All right.
Fuck you.
What?
He lost.
No way he lost.
Don't tell me.
No, no, don't tell me Tito Ortiz fucking lost, dude.
You're lying.
You guys are fucking lying, dude.
Did he really fucking lose, dude?
Seriously, did he really fucking lose?
No, he won.
All right, I was going to say, I was about to have a breakdown if he fucking lost.
I'm not fucking right then.
And then right when that happens, a fucking crotch rocket comes along.
This is not my fucking night, dude.
This is just all right.
He won.
Good.
Thank you.
I was about to fucking.
I was about to lose it, dude.
I was about to lose it if he fucking lost.
I was about to fucking lose it if he lost, dude.
Thank you for.
I know you fucking dumbass trolls are like, aha, he lost.
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm glad he won.
I'm glad he won, dude.
I'm glad he fucking won.
I'll tell you that right now.
Tito Ortiz, he's a bad motherfucker, dude.
You can all say he's a bum all you want to.
He's a true fighter, and I like Tito Ortiz.
And he's pro-Trump, by the way.
Just saying.
Let me get a smoke here.
All right.
Got to hold it in.
You got to land the Marine, dude.
And what is this?
You know, Ghost Must Truly Live on the Rich Side of Town where the Hell's Angels ride at 4:30 in the morning.
Well, you go fuck yourself on that.
Who the fuck's that?
Spud Grinder?
Fuck you in the chat.
How about that, you fucking dickhead?
All right.
Fuck you in the chat.
I live in a fucking badass part of town, you fucking idiot.
All right, I live in a badass fucking, you know what?
I don't want to talk about it.
All right.
We want to talk about it.
Post your street.
I'm not going to post my fucking street.
Why?
So you fucking idiots, huh?
So you can fucking come over here and talk shit.
What is it?
What?
Kabeeb.
Kabeeb says, Chanel Soan and Chuck Liddell made Tito their bitch, man.
Dude, come on, dude.
Come on.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Sorry about that.
That's the wrong one.
Let me tell you something right now.
Okay.
Fucking Tito Ortiz more than avenged his goddamn fucking defeat with Chuck Liddell.
Did you see Chuck Liddell in the last fight?
I saw that fight, dude.
I saw they kicked his fucking ass.
And Chanel, dude, Chanel got his.
I don't even want to talk about Chanel, dude.
All right.
Fuck that guy.
All right.
Fuck Chanel.
All right.
And you can tell Chanel I said that, dude.
That dude's the most weakest, fucking bloviated fighter I've ever seen.
The last time I saw that fucking idiot Chanel fight, he lost to that fucking Ruski.
You remember that?
He was like, hey, I'm the American gangster, Chanel Saunan.
You know, that shit.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me, let me, let me go ahead and put some more weed.
All you people that are saying that I'm stalling, fuck you, okay?
I'm doing my show.
You're lucky I'm still even fucking here.
It's fucking seven hours and almost 30 fucking minutes.
And all right, you should be fucking lucky I'm even fucking still here.
All right.
Fucking dickheads.
Piss.
You guys are pissing and fucking moaning.
I can't believe it.
You're fucking stalling.
Fuck you.
All right.
You all have turned a great Saturday night troll show when we were having great times.
We were doing fucking, you know, great fucking tomfoolery and shit.
And you've turned it into this horse garbage.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Oh, we own you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twisting It In Your Face Guys00:03:17
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
you and my smoke.
That's good it.
That's a good end.
That's a good hit right there.
Let me go ahead.
Let me hit the brain here.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
No, shit.
Wait, the pipe fell apart.
Why did the pipe fall apart?
What the fuck?
Why the fuck the pipe fell apart, dude?
The fucking shit just fell apart.
What the fuck, dude?
Oh, this is my only smoking device, dude.
Oh, you fucking pieces of garbage, dude.
You know what, man?
You guys are fucking fucked up, man.
This is some really fucked up shit, dude.
Serves you right, Jew.
Get a bong.
Obama pipe.
Fuck all you guys, man.
Seriously, man.
Fuck all of you guys.
I'm not even joking around.
You guys just know how to fucking twist in a knife.
You know, you know, all right, let's move on.
Who else do we have here?
All right.
I don't have a fucking day to be doing this shit.
How about Dildo Shagenstein radio graffiti?
Hey, come.
Hey, come gun.
Hey, come.
I'll pig fuck you.
Think you can handle that?
All right, get this fucking guys.
Get this sick fucking asshole out of here, please.
All right.
And what is this?
What I could have been doing tonight, radio graffiti.
I bruten up.
That's why we're cruise both.
We are soy boys that underneath our mummy.
All I can do is play video games.
I watch anime learn away because I don't know if I'm trade or gay.
Oh, whoa!
What the hell's happening?
What the hell's happening?
What the fuck?
Shit!
Ah!
Fucking said that shit today I just saved it!
Get tonight!
I just saved it!
Fucker!
Fucking cans abuser, man!
Fucking CANS abuser, man!
Melting Pot Of Friendship Friends00:07:07
I'm telling you, you know what?
Fuck you, alright?
Fuck you, Cairns abuser, and fuck all of you people that are in the chat room.
You know what I'm gonna do?
You know what I'm gonna do?
Since you idiots think it's so fucking cute, huh?
We're gonna go ahead and sing that song again right now.
How do you like that shit?
How you like that for Stalin?
Huh?
How do you like that shit for Stalin, you fucking piece of crap?
How about that?
We're gonna sing that song because you fucking morons.
I'm gonna twist it in your fucking face.
I'm gonna twist the knife in your fucking heart.
All right, you fucking dumb son of a bitch.
All right, we're gonna listen to the fucking that song.
This is a Christmas song.
All right?
Fucking idiot.
Let's go ahead.
Let's fucking listen to it for Christ's sake.
Here it is.
You ready?
You fucking ready?
Play it.
There it is.
All right.
Fucking assholes.
Hey, how you like that shit?
Everybody sing it, asshole.
I want everybody to sing it.
Stand up and sing it.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, Save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
How you like that shit?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, I gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Let's sing.
My name is Keen Scares.
I take it in the ass, but no one cares.
But if I spread my hole, it'll be a whole holiday.
All right, that's enough.
We had enough.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, Jesus Christ.
You see what the fuck you idiots got me doing now for Christ's sake?
Jesus fucking hell.
All right, let's move on.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
Who the hell a fucking Chris radio graffiti?
Spider Bell, Scotland spells, vulture laden egg.
Spider-buggy bell, a dynam got away.
Hey, spider bells, party bells, swinging all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to fight the bad guys every night.
Swinging through the streets, a web of spider ships.
All right, all right.
First of all, Obama phone.
And secondly, somebody in the chat room said eight-year-old humor.
I have no idea what the hell that was all about, for Christ's sake.
And people keep saying that's a nice, sexy voice that I'm doing for that.
Look, I've got range.
When I'm not yelling at you people, and you people are destroying my voice, I have a pretty good dynamic range.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, that's why whenever I hear these fucking trannies on the goddamn date line, for Christ's sake, and they're like, ha, how you doing?
I'm looking for a man and all this shit.
I'm like, look, you ain't going to be able to sell a man like that.
You ain't going to be selling a straight man like that.
I could even sound finer than you.
Watch this.
You see, you have to sound very like effeminate.
You understand, motherfuckers?
Huh?
You all hear this?
I can sound finer than most of your fucking girlfriends, you fucking assholes.
Oh, you see that?
There it is.
How you like that shit, huh?
All right, let's move on.
Let's move on.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm drunk, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm the last fucking shot at the fucking, you know, the booze, you know, the smoke and shit.
Yeah, scuffed 80s valleys, girl.
That's what it is.
My natural voice.
Yeah, that's my natural voice.
I could go like this.
Or I can talk like this, you motherfucker.
Huh, you like that?
Yeah, I bet you too.
Yeah, fuck off.
How you like that shit, huh?
What the fuck am I doing, dude?
All right, give me my drink.
Keep my drink All right Don't, don't.
That's enough, dude.
All right.
It's a joke, all right?
It's a joke.
I mean, it sounds like a chick, right?
Hey, you know, I sound like a chick, motherfucker.
You know, I sound finer than your mother.
I sound finer than your girl.
I sound finer than your sister, motherfucker.
Oops.
I'll be right back.
I got to take a rowdy shit.
What is it?
What is this?
Tariq Nasheen.
What is this?
That's the voice ghost puts around Black Man.
Fuck you.
Fuck off.
That's the fucking voice ghost puts around black men.
No, you don't understand.
My black friends, they respect me, man.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, we give each other dap like, you know, I was one of the brothers, for Christ's sake.
I almost got an N-word pass with, you know, the black friends that I've got.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
My boy Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kudabang.
I mean, excuse me, these guys are my boys, man.
And the only reason I don't ever like throw the N-word around on these brothers is because they're my friends.
And when they're your good friends, you don't want to do anything to kind of antagonize them and, you know, cause a bad situation.
You know what I'm saying?
So just once again, man, cheers to my boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, dude.
Cheers to you guys, man.
Like I said, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, okay?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex, by the way, too.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP, Kraut, Muck Shovel, and Mix, Limeys, Frogs, Orientals, Kangaroo Bangers, Japs.
I mean, I got a whole bunch of fucking friends, dude.
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I mean, don't y'all know that by now, for Christ's sake, man?
My melting pot of friendship.
I've been saying that ever since I started this broadcast back in 2008.
All right, melting pot of friendship is what I am.
All right.
Always remember that old ghost, melting pot of friendship.
My man.
All right.
Dude, don't fuck with me or I'm going to start fucking singing, you know, George Michael again.
All right.
Melting Pot of Friendship00:14:37
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I'll fucking say, I'm not joking around.
All right, I'll even sing it with some fucking, let's put a little fucking echo in there.
I'm a little fucking, let's go, chorus in there.
Last Christmas.
Oh, that's too much.
That's too much.
Let's go to the next one.
How about this one?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Feasier to see.
All right, all right, that's it.
All right, that's enough.
Get out of here.
All right.
You people are fucking just posting that poor fucking disabled girl, pretending that she's playing the drums.
That's horrible, dude.
All right.
You guys are fucking sick.
All right.
Let's take some numbers.
Let's take some numbers up in here.
Who do we got?
We got, hold on, is the, it's up.
All right.
443 Radio Graffiti.
Hold on.
You just got clicked off.
443 Radio Graffiti.
Go ahead, dude.
Hello?
What's up, man?
443, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, shit, give him your shit.
Okay.
All right, look.
I just want to say, don't let these trolls keep you down, bro.
All right.
You've been doing a good job.
I've been like watching this show and whatever.
I've been watching a lot of the archives and shit.
And I know I have to discuss you, but just don't let the trolls keep you down and keep doing your thing, I guess.
See you.
Hey, dude, thank you very much.
Look at that guy, man.
I need that kind of positivity.
All right.
I need that kind of positivity, baby.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
How about 623 radio graffiti?
Local live hall mantic.
Hey, dude.
You and me, we can both agree that Keemscares is a fucking faggot, right?
Well, I wouldn't go that harsh, but go ahead and finish your point.
Yeah, go ahead and finish your point, dude.
I wouldn't, like I said, I wouldn't be that harsh for Keemscares, but go ahead and say your point.
That was it.
That was the point.
He hung up.
I mean, that was the point.
Look, I wouldn't call Keem Scares that derogatory statement.
I would say, though, that he is rather effeminate.
You know, he's like, oh, yeah, I'm a Keemscace mother.
And he's got like some East Coast accent to it, too.
It's like, yeah, motherfucker, you're talking all this garbage about me.
I'm fucking Keemscace over here.
What are you talking about?
I'm fucking sitting over here with my pepperoni pizza and I'm fucking eating a fucking cannoli up in here.
What is this?
True Irony Radio R in the chat if that guy was a tard.
Dude, don't be talking to me.
No, don't do that, dude.
All right.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
It's a stupid fucking song.
Every fucking time with this stupid fucking song.
Get this fucking shit out of here for heaven's sake.
Who else do we have?
How about 916 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Jose, can you hear me?
Yeah, what's up, dude?
Can you hear me?
What's up, man?
Yeah, this is Dare Liking.
Hey, what's going on, dude?
Give everybody a shout out.
And I am not Dan, you fucking retards.
Well, thank you very much for clarifying that, dude.
Cheers to you.
You want to give any shout-outs or anything?
Well, thanks for doing the show.
I'm about to open a spot in, so cheers.
Hey, cheers to you.
No shit.
That's my favorite beer, dude.
That's my favorite beer.
The Optimator.
Have you ever had that?
Of course.
I've had the Optimator, the Oktoberfest, and of course, the Lager.
I've had them all, dude.
They're badass.
Good shit.
Well, pros Joe's and Eltro.
Damn right, dude.
There it is.
That's Der Wicking.
I guess he calls it Der Viking or something.
Anyway, cheers to that, dude.
And thank you very much for calling and clarifying everything.
I'm telling you.
As a matter of fact, since we are continuing this goddamn broadcast and we're approaching seven hours and 45 minutes, I think it's about time for me to get another beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, man.
That's what it's all about, baby.
All right.
I've been fucking, I've been, you know, I've been here for eight hours chugging beers with you, motherfuckers.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, I don't want to get blade.
You know, I don't want to get blade, you know, kind of drunk, but, you know, I want to get a little bit of a drunken stupor going on.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's go back to Radio Graffiti.
Thank you very much once again, Der Wicking.
Thank you very much for calling up and everything you do, man.
Cheers.
Let's go ahead and get a couple more callers in here because I got to go, dude.
It's fucking going to be five in the morning out here, and I got to get the fuck out of here.
Seriously.
How about Pettis Radio Graffiti?
Hey, woman, sit down right now.
You don't want to sit down?
Well, then bend your ass over because your ass is mine, bitch.
Your ass is my fucking ass over it.
Slap that ass until it's candy apple red, bitch.
Get in the goddamn kitchen and make me something to eat.
Get in the fucking kitchen, you fucking bitches.
Get in the fucking kitchen and make me something-y.
That's how you do it, boy.
That's how you fucking do it.
That's how you fucking tell a woman how to do it.
That's how you fucking tell a woman what to fucking do.
All right?
And then you physically show them the way to the kitchen.
That's what you do.
You fucking son of a bitch.
That was such a fucked up fucking splice.
It was sick, you fucking fucking asshole.
You fucking dickheads.
That was obviously dickheads.
All right, dude.
I think that's about it, dude.
I mean, good God, man.
Fuck you.
Was that those spoon?
Was that Pettis?
Was that you, you fucking dickhead?
Fucking asshole.
All right, that's it, dude.
I've had about enough of this shit, all right?
All right, wait.
Should we do one more?
Huh?
Should we do one more?
Put one in the chat if you want one more fucking radio graffiti call while I'm opening up this beer, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right, all right.
Let's go ahead and fucking move on here.
Look, everybody wants one more, all right?
One more.
One more, all right.
Uh, how about Chi-Chi does stuff, radio graffiti?
Up on the housetop, swift, flip, whip.
In some good old Spider-Man.
Yes, Simpson with all his toys.
Same city for the girls and boys.
Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?
Oh, who wouldn't go?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else do we have?
We got Bring Back Cluster Calls Radio Graffiti.
Okay, fucking Helen Keller deaf mute for fuck's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
How about how about 319 radio graffiti?
Three, one, nine.
Yeah, we got, yeah, the fucking Coomer.
Yeah, we get it, you fucking sick asshole.
How about 619 radio graffiti?
Hey, 619, radio graffiti.
What up, dude?
They hung up, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Well, what the fuck, man?
All right, how about 413, radio graffiti?
Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I want a good cocker.
Get this fucking sick pervert out of here.
All right, who else do we have here?
We're almost done, dude.
We're almost done.
All right, Tyler, radio graffiti.
Oh, no.
Oh, God, it happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get in here, clean me up.
Get the fuck out of here with the fucking wheelchair bit already.
All right.
I've had enough of that shit.
All right, that's about it, dude.
This is, and there's an anonymous and pettis.
So let's go ahead, Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, how many more times are we going to be listening to a fucking cancerous song over and over again?
I got no shit.
No fucking shit, dude.
Whoever the fuck did that, I'm glad that you fucking did that for Christ's sake.
And final pettis radio graffiti.
And you can tell Donald Trump.
I said that.
He's a non-profit, fake fucking con artist.
And I'm fucking tired of him for Christ.
He's a piece of shit.
That's a fucking spice.
Look, that's it.
You're going to fucking do that shit to the president and fucking asshole.
I never said that shit, man.
I never said that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
Fuck all of you assholes.
I'm done with you fucking pieces of shit.
All right.
Here, take this shit off.
Hey, now that I'm in control, I'm going to make sure there's no fucking, you know, after-show or any of that fucking bullshit that you people are tickling your asshole on.
Here, turn.
Hang it up.
Here it is.
Goodbye is right.
Goodbye is right.
Let me take the fucking radio graffiti graphic off.
Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
Fucking seven hours and 50 minutes for Christ's sake.
I wish you all had a little bit of a fucking appreciation of that shit, man.
Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I will be back this Tuesday on the YouTube channel, Ghost Politics, of course, at 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
And hopefully, you aren't going to be this fucked up in the head anymore.
I hope that you realize that I've got some legitimate financial insight to be given, you fuckers.
That I've got legitimate political and social commentary to be saying to you, motherfuckers, man.
So anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Thank you all for listening.
I'm talking to my true fans.
And all you trolls, eat my dick up till you hiccup, you assholes.
All right.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm going to be once again on the goddamn show on fucking YouTube this Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Don't forget, by the way, if you want to nominate somebody for your ghosties this New Year's Eve, you better go to the ghost forums and nominate.
Do you understand?
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
And all you people that are hating, go fuck yourself.
All right.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right.
What a hell of a fucking Saturday night.
It's like coming home and it's five in the morning.
And I'm going to have to wake up Mrs. Ghost.
And instead of like, you know, Broad's typically saying, oh my God, where the fuck have you been?
It's fucking five in the morning.
How fucking dare you?
I'm going to get up, Mrs. Ghost, and she's going to make me a fucking porter house with some fucking chicken hot wings.
And I might even throw some macaroni and cheese in there.
And then I'm going to fucking crash the hell out.
All right.
That's what I'm going to do because I'm a fucking capitalist.
All right.
And I've got a fucking wife, unlike you, fucking, you know, waxing your carrot with rosy palms and her five fucking sisters, all right, huh?
Are you gonna have to fucking throw yourself some pizza pockets in the goddamn fucking microwave or some shit, huh?
Woo!
Anyway, I'm out of here.
This was episode 21 of the Saturday Night Troll Show, and I hope that you'd enjoyed it, baby.
I'm out of here.
All right, almost eight hours up in this son of a bitch.