True Capitalist Radio - Saturday Night Troll Show 20
Aired: 2021-06-28
Duration: 07:12:56


=== Episode 20 Returns (14:20) ===

[00:01:07]  You damn right, baby.
[00:01:12]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:14]  You're damn right.
[00:01:15]  You know what time it is.
[00:01:17]  It is time for episode 20 of the Saturday night.
[00:01:23]  Saturday night.
[00:01:24]  Saturday night.
[00:01:26]  Troll Show.
[00:01:31]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:32]  Episode 20.
[00:01:34]  And I showed up.
[00:01:35]  Everybody thought I wasn't going to show up.
[00:01:37]  I was going to be some kind of a no-show or some shit.
[00:01:40]  I am here.
[00:01:42]  So I'd like for each and every one of you to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know.
[00:01:50]  Let them all know that guess what?
[00:01:53]  The Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 20, believe it or not, is live and in effect.
[00:02:01]  So what are you waiting for?
[00:02:03]  Go ahead and spread this show around.
[00:02:06]  Spread it around.
[00:02:08]  Spread it around.
[00:02:12]  Because it's another episode, baby.
[00:02:14]  Another episode of the Saturday night.
[00:02:19]  Saturday night.
[00:02:21]  Saturday night.
[00:02:23]  Troll Show.
[00:02:29]  Oh, man.
[00:02:31]  We're in the house now, baby.
[00:02:33]  All right.
[00:02:35]  Let's go ahead and start this son of a bitch.
[00:02:38]  All right.
[00:02:40]  I don't have the engineer, so we're just going to go ahead and take this off for Christ's sake.
[00:02:45]  Anyway, what's going on, folks?
[00:02:46]  Take the title screen off.
[00:02:48]  All right.
[00:02:48]  We are here.
[00:02:49]  We are live, folks.
[00:02:51]  And we are doing another episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 20.
[00:02:55]  And already, look at this shit.
[00:02:58]  Boys didn't quite make it through all the 18 bucks.
[00:03:01]  What are you talking about?
[00:03:02]  I made it through them all, you dickhead.
[00:03:04]  What are you talking about?
[00:03:09]  Don't listen to this moron.
[00:03:11]  This guy is a complete fucking jerk dick, whoever the hell this is.
[00:03:15]  We're not going to start episode 20 of the Saturday Night Troll Show like that.
[00:03:18]  What we're going to do, folks, is we're going to have ourselves a little bit of a talk first off, and then we're going to go ahead and do whatever it is that you want to do for Christ's sake.
[00:03:27]  And what is this?
[00:03:28]  It's Jake for $25.
[00:03:30]  Look at this.
[00:03:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:32]  GX baby.
[00:03:33]  Thanks for showing up tonight, though.
[00:03:35]  Cheers to It's Jake.
[00:03:36]  And by the way, thank you for talking positive in the chat room.
[00:03:40]  It's Jake.
[00:03:41]  And what is this?
[00:03:44]  Boomer music.
[00:03:47]  All right.
[00:03:48]  Art Bell really liked this one back in the day.
[00:03:50]  Do you think I'm that fucking old for Christ's sake?
[00:03:52]  Art Bell's not even with us anymore.
[00:03:55]  All right.
[00:03:56]  Anyway, folks, we're obviously going to get some $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:04:00]  We're going to do some of those.
[00:04:01]  Then we're going to do whatever it is that you want to do, baby.
[00:04:04]  This is a Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:04:06]  We're going to leave it up to the fans that are listening to the broadcast right now.
[00:04:09]  And of course, because a lot of you sons of bitches like to keep me up until way past the midnight hour, who the hell knows what the hell we're going to do next?
[00:04:18]  But definitely, I want to say cheers to Itch Jake for a $25 donation.
[00:04:22]  Thank you, man.
[00:04:23]  Once again, I see you in the chat room.
[00:04:25]  You're spreading around a little positivity.
[00:04:27]  And unlike these jerk-offs that want to just sit here and besmirch me, besmirch my show, talk garbage about my family and all that other crap.
[00:04:37]  But anyway, it looks like people want to go raiding.
[00:04:39]  People want date lines.
[00:04:40]  And I think some people want some radio graffiti, of course.
[00:04:44]  And people want to go through the chat, I guess, the shout-outs and all that stuff.
[00:04:48]  So we're going to try to get through all that tonight, okay?
[00:04:51]  So everybody just calm down on the $18.66 bucker and we'll see what's up.
[00:04:56]  What is this?
[00:04:58]  No way.
[00:04:59]  Ghost, did you see that Wings of Redemption is adopting a cat named Ghost?
[00:05:04]  No fucking way.
[00:05:06]  No way, Tim McCrabs.
[00:05:08]  No fucking way that Wings of Redemption is doing that.
[00:05:12]  And what is this?
[00:05:12]  Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
[00:05:14]  Wow, first, this is the first time you've done a show for more than once a week this entire month.
[00:05:19]  Well, my apologies.
[00:05:20]  All right, there, Crippler.
[00:05:22]  All right, did you understand what happened to me this past couple of weeks?
[00:05:26]  I've been in some intense gaming training, folks, because look, I'm going to be gaming streaming here in the next couple of months.
[00:05:32]  I got myself a gaming tutor, and we've been doing some just intense gaming training.
[00:05:37]  And let me tell you, unfortunately, because of the intense amount of fingering that I have to do when it comes to gaming out here, I don't know if I pinched a nerve.
[00:05:46]  Something happened in which it just threw my shoulder out or some shit.
[00:05:51]  So because of that, I had to take some time off.
[00:05:54]  I think it's because of the trackball mouse that I use because I have some intense fingering when it comes to gaming.
[00:06:01]  And let me tell you, let me tell you something right now.
[00:06:04]  I know you people are laughing.
[00:06:05]  I know you people think I'm a joke.
[00:06:07]  You give me two months, all right?
[00:06:09]  I'm doing intense gaming training.
[00:06:11]  All right, give me two months.
[00:06:13]  And I'm telling you, people are going to be saying ninja who.
[00:06:16]  People are going to be saying ninja who, okay?
[00:06:19]  It was a spaghetti incident part two.
[00:06:21]  No, it has nothing to do with spaghetti.
[00:06:23]  And by the way, I am eating Mrs. Ghost's spaghetti again.
[00:06:26]  I trust her again.
[00:06:27]  All right.
[00:06:28]  I trust Mrs. Ghost and her spaghetti, for heaven's sake.
[00:06:31]  So everything's all good.
[00:06:33]  We don't have to worry about that.
[00:06:34]  But anyway, this is what I'm saying to you people.
[00:06:37]  And what is this?
[00:06:41]  What is this?
[00:06:41]  I told you he is.
[00:06:42]  I told you he is.
[00:06:43]  From his newest stream, too.
[00:06:45]  Dude, there's no way, dude.
[00:06:46]  There's no way.
[00:06:47]  Fucking Wings of Redemption.
[00:06:50]  This fat piece of crap is adopting a cat named Ghost.
[00:06:55]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:06:56]  And what is this?
[00:06:56]  Game End Tutor.
[00:06:57]  Look, y'all can laugh all you want about my gaming tutor, but I'm telling you, I'm kicking ass.
[00:07:04]  I'm kicking ass.
[00:07:05]  What are some moves I should try out on my Asian girlfriend in bed?
[00:07:09]  Asian girlfriend.
[00:07:09]  Also, please do dateline.
[00:07:11]  I will definitely do dateline tonight.
[00:07:13]  What should you do with your Asian girlfriend?
[00:07:15]  I don't know.
[00:07:16]  I don't know what Asian girls like.
[00:07:18]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:07:19]  All right.
[00:07:19]  And what is this?
[00:07:20]  Ghost quotes.
[00:07:22]  To the sound of the monstrous clock.
[00:07:26]  Air is cleansed.
[00:07:27]  Assembly flock.
[00:07:29]  Black candles burn.
[00:07:31]  All minds aligned.
[00:07:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:33]  To the sound of the monstrous clock.
[00:07:36]  The air is clean.
[00:07:37]  What the fuck is this, dude?
[00:07:39]  What the hell is ghosts?
[00:07:40]  I never said anything like that in my life.
[00:07:42]  And then who the hell did this for three bucks?
[00:07:44]  I finger my tutor.
[00:07:46]  Yeah, fuck you, idiot.
[00:07:48]  All right.
[00:07:49]  Listen, the bottom line is, folks, is I'm telling you this right now.
[00:07:53]  I am going to be the next gaming phenomenon, okay?
[00:07:58]  I'm not joking.
[00:07:58]  I know that you people are sitting over here saying, ghosts, you're falling off your rocker.
[00:08:02]  And fuck you in the chat room.
[00:08:03]  I'm not a camper.
[00:08:04]  Okay.
[00:08:05]  And that's my biggest problem.
[00:08:06]  I go right into the fight.
[00:08:08]  I like killing.
[00:08:09]  You know, when it comes to these multiplayer shoot-em-up games, I like killing.
[00:08:14]  All right.
[00:08:14]  And I'm not a damn camper.
[00:08:15]  I go right into the middle of the battle.
[00:08:17]  I don't know what these people are talking about.
[00:08:20]  And there's Sunburst unicorn.
[00:08:22]  Thursday, you said you were going to increase the $18.66.
[00:08:27]  How much will they be now?
[00:08:28]  Well, I'm talking about next ghost show, which will probably be on Monday, okay?
[00:08:32]  When it's going to be this Monday, the $18.66 are probably going to go up in price because we cannot have ghost shows comprised of nothing but $18.66.
[00:08:44]  And I'm not doing this because you idiots are out here claiming that I'm some kind of an overgrown shekel goblin or I'm some.
[00:08:51]  The bottom line is, I want to show, the people want to show out there, all right, and what is this GLB92?
[00:08:59]  Who else misses Dan The Oracle?
[00:09:00]  Me neither.
[00:09:03]  Yeah no no, kidding Dan Who?
[00:09:07]  All right, Dan the Who, the white nationalist, that was really down with the minorities anyway, never mind.
[00:09:14]  Oh my god, Ghost Smash's September record of lowest show rate showed up, 53% of September show days.
[00:09:22]  November sets new low at 42 percent listen.
[00:09:25]  First of all, I want you all to know that I have had a lot of shows throughout the whole damn year and my shows are not like one or two hours.
[00:09:35]  You sons of bitches got me going until eight hours now.
[00:09:38]  That's, that's what you fucking son of a bitches expect, man.
[00:09:41]  You expect me to do like eight fucking hours.
[00:09:44]  And because I'm a lunatic and I don't know, I feel like I'm obligated to do something for you idiots, I do it.
[00:09:52]  And because you know of that, all of a sudden you know I'm some kind of a lazy idiot or something, some kind of a lazy streamer.
[00:10:00]  And what is this?
[00:10:02]  I'm a shekel goblin, you dude, I am not a shekel goblin, okay?
[00:10:08]  As a matter of fact, I try to tell each and every one of you to not donate for Christ's sake so we can have a fucking show.
[00:10:14]  You hear me say that all the time, all the goddamn time.
[00:10:21]  So for you people to sit here and suggest that I'm some kind of an overgrown shekel goblin, that is a false indictment and I expect an apology for each and every one of you that are fucking yapping that out of your suckhole.
[00:10:33]  All right, because that's not true.
[00:10:35]  That's not true at all, Jesus Christ.
[00:10:39]  I mean, I show up for a Saturday night troll show and this is the kind of garbage I get.
[00:10:43]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:10:45]  And, by the way, I looked at the Razzie Awards.
[00:10:48]  Yeah, I'm actually up for laziest streamer on the internet.
[00:10:51]  Can you believe this shit?
[00:10:52]  Who the fuck did that?
[00:10:54]  Who in the hell nominated me for laziest streamer on the internet?
[00:10:58]  Or the fucking Razzie Awards, you know?
[00:11:01]  I mean, who the fuck did that, dude?
[00:11:04]  I mean, I'm broadcasting eight hours a day, okay?
[00:11:10]  And I take like a five-minute piss break in between, and you idiots are calling me some fucking lazy hambone piece of fucking low-grade streamer trash.
[00:11:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:21]  Like I'm Dark Side Phil or something.
[00:11:23]  I mean, just get the fuck out of here, all right?
[00:11:25]  Like I'm wings of redemption or something.
[00:11:28]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:11:29]  I'm out here giving you full fucking energy every time I broadcast.
[00:11:34]  All right, there's not a bit of fucking dead air anytime you listen to the Go Show broadcast or the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:11:41]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:11:43]  All right.
[00:11:44]  So for you people to flap your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, I'm watching you.
[00:11:49]  I'm watching you idiots in the chat room.
[00:11:51]  For you idiots to sit here and talk garbage to me like that.
[00:11:54]  I'm telling you right now, you're lucky you're not in front of me.
[00:11:57]  You're lucky this ain't a goddamn barroom because I'd start laying smacketh downs on each and every one of your goddamn faces.
[00:12:04]  You understand that?
[00:12:05]  I'm not even fucking joking around, man.
[00:12:08]  You're lucky that you're on a digital fucking platform, this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
[00:12:14]  Because if we were in real life, I mean, I would beat the begges out of each and every fucking one of you, dude.
[00:12:20]  And I'm not even joking around.
[00:12:22]  Look at this.
[00:12:23]  Impeach ghost, fight me, Puto.
[00:12:26]  Huh?
[00:12:27]  What?
[00:12:27]  Fight me, Puto.
[00:12:28]  What do you, what do you two I blow espagnor, huh?
[00:12:31]  Yeah, shove a burrito in your ass for Christ's sake.
[00:12:35]  All right, look, I don't want to talk tough.
[00:12:37]  All right, because I don't talk shit.
[00:12:38]  I do shit.
[00:12:40]  You know, unlike you, little freaking digital freaking cyber vermin, I do shit for Christ's sake.
[00:12:45]  I'm a dangerous man.
[00:12:47]  All right, and I've said this time and time again, and I'm going to say it again.
[00:12:51]  I could clinch my fucking fist.
[00:12:53]  All right.
[00:12:54]  Oh, look, there's AJ, baby.
[00:12:57]  What is this?
[00:12:58]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:59]  This is my remix.
[00:13:00]  Corrupt the child.
[00:13:01]  Corrupt them all.
[00:13:02]  Well, hey, AJ, you forgot to put the link to the YouTube video that you wanted me to look at.
[00:13:07]  Thank you for the 20 bucks.
[00:13:09]  You know, you could go ahead and do a two-bucker or a three-bucker to tell me the link that you want me to show, and I'll show it.
[00:13:16]  But you didn't show the link.
[00:13:17]  Thank you for the 20 bucks, by the way.
[00:13:20]  And what is this?
[00:13:22]  Another fake quote by me.
[00:13:24]  This is bullshit.
[00:13:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:26]  This is bullshit.
[00:13:27]  Oh, God.
[00:13:27]  It happened again.
[00:13:29]  I just soiled my wheelchair.
[00:13:30]  Engineering, get over here and real funny, you idiot.
[00:13:34]  All right.
[00:13:34]  Just shut up.
[00:13:35]  All right.
[00:13:36]  There's Tony.
[00:13:37]  What is this?
[00:13:39]  Do you hear what do you say, ghost?
[00:13:41]  What are you talking about?
[00:13:41]  We've had problems before, but to show how much we like you, we made a song for you.
[00:13:46]  Oh, I'm looking so forward to it, huh?
[00:13:49]  I'm looking so much forward to it.
[00:13:51]  Listen, the bottom line is, I could clench my fist, put my fist in my pocket, walk outside my door, and be arrested for carrying lethal weapons, baby.
[00:14:02]  Do you understand that?
[00:14:03]  I'm a bad son of a bitch, and it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[00:14:07]  I'll tell you that right now, you phallic fluffing, belch-breathing, turkey tits, sporting pieces of enema bag cleaning shit.
[00:14:14]  You understand that?
[00:14:15]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[00:14:18]  And let me tell you, I'm the kind of son of a bitch that goes into bar brawls for exercise.
[00:14:23]  All right?
[00:14:24]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[00:14:25]  I'm that kind of a badass out here.
[00:14:28]  So for all you people that are sitting there talking garbage across the internet, you're lucky that you're in a fiber optically connected world.
[00:14:34]  Look at you people in the chat room.
[00:14:36]  Look at these fucking people.
[00:14:37]  Huh?
[00:14:38]  Look at that.
[00:14:39]  Look at Dark Me Magician Girl over here.
[00:14:41]  Look at Barry Blackberry.
[00:14:42]  Look at these.
[00:14:43]  Look at Holy Sin 28 talking garbage.
[00:14:46]  Huh?
[00:14:46]  I'm telling you right now, if they were in front of me, I'd put a hole in their face.
[00:14:51]  One punch, man.
[00:14:52]  Put a hole in their fucking face.
[00:14:56]  But you're little internet pricks, huh?
[00:14:57]  You're a little fucking internet cyber vermin with your little fucking teeth.
[00:15:01]  You know, stupid assholes.
[00:15:05]  All right, look.
[00:15:08]  Let me go ahead and calm down here.
[00:15:09]  And all of you just shut up in the chat room, dude.
[00:15:12]  Seriously.
[00:15:13]  Don't talk garbage to me again.
[00:15:16]  I'm not in the mood on this Saturday Night Troll show, all right?
[00:15:19]  Hey, what is this?
[00:15:21]  I fangered my grand.
[00:15:23]  Fuck you, you asshole, all right?

=== Tony's Harsh Words (16:56) ===

[00:15:28]  Here's a cute pupper to make your night better.
[00:15:30]  I hope it is J-Money.
[00:15:31]  I hope it isn't some sick, twisted, demented fucking fruit bowl video.
[00:15:36]  Field of Local Live Hall.
[00:15:38]  2012 fan.
[00:15:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:40]  True Occult Radio.
[00:15:42]  Time to make Ghost Go off the deep end.
[00:15:44]  Oh, here we go.
[00:15:44]  We're going to talk about the occult.
[00:15:46]  No, I don't want to talk about the occult tonight.
[00:15:48]  All right.
[00:15:49]  I don't want to talk about the occult.
[00:15:50]  Klondike bar.
[00:15:52]  What would you do for a Klondike bar?
[00:15:54]  We asked Bob from Missouri.
[00:15:56]  I'd probably dump Ghost out of his wheelchair.
[00:15:58]  Oh, fuck.
[00:15:59]  It'd be pretty funny watching him squirm on the ground.
[00:16:01]  What would you do for a Klondike?
[00:16:04]  What would you do for a Blondy?
[00:16:07]  What are you talking about?
[00:16:08]  What would you do for a Blondyke?
[00:16:11]  Hey, we got Khabib Nagamarov.
[00:16:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:14]  Khabib versus Tony Ferguson confirmed for April 18th.
[00:16:17]  Who do you got, Ghost?
[00:16:18]  I got to go with Khabib, dude.
[00:16:20]  I mean, Tony Ferguson's tough, but Kabib.
[00:16:24]  Who the hell is this Woody Allen butt lover?
[00:16:27]  Oh, jeez.
[00:16:28]  And AJ, by the way, I got your link, AJ.
[00:16:32]  I got your link.
[00:16:35]  Randy Newman, is that the guy that's always singing those, like, I'm going my way, like, singing with that, like, deep, bluesy type of, you know, I love to see you smile.
[00:16:49]  I don't know why I try to tell you.
[00:16:54]  I live to see you smile.
[00:16:56]  That fucking son of a bitch, right?
[00:16:58]  Anyway, I see that we can already, we're getting piled up with these $18.66 bucker.
[00:17:04]  So let's just go ahead and get to these right now before they start getting piled up and they become the whole fucking show.
[00:17:09]  Because I'm sure you guys want to do some rating of some streamers.
[00:17:13]  I'm sure you guys, you know, maybe want to, maybe want to do some things when it comes to the date line.
[00:17:18]  Maybe y'all want some radio graffiti.
[00:17:20]  Maybe who knows?
[00:17:21]  All right.
[00:17:21]  But let's go.
[00:17:22]  Let's get into it now.
[00:17:23]  And let's get into the first $18.66 bucker.
[00:17:26]  This was by somebody by the name of Handicapped Shekel Goblin.
[00:17:31]  All right.
[00:17:32]  And by the way, cheers to It's Jake once again for another $25.
[00:17:36]  Cheers to you, Itch Jake.
[00:17:37]  Thank you, man.
[00:17:39]  Handicapped Shekel Goblin.
[00:17:41]  He says, some boomer music you're probably familiar with.
[00:17:44]  Art Bell really liked this one back in the day.
[00:17:47]  I don't know how you're making a correlation between me and Art Bell.
[00:17:51]  I have no idea, but that's something that you're making a connection with in your freak show, Autistic Head.
[00:17:58]  So let's see what the hell Handicapped Shekel Goblin has in store for us here.
[00:18:04]  What is this, a song?
[00:18:06]  It's a real song.
[00:18:10]  Linda Branagrain.
[00:18:12]  I don't know.
[00:18:13]  I've never heard of this broad.
[00:18:15]  Anybody heard of this?
[00:18:21]  Anybody heard of this?
[00:18:28]  That's definitely 80s, you know.
[00:18:30]  You can definitely hear the 80s influence.
[00:18:35]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:36]  I think I remember this song.
[00:18:39]  I just didn't know the bitch's name.
[00:18:41]  Huh.
[00:18:42]  Yeah.
[00:18:43]  I feel like I'm in an 80s disco, 1980 fucking 7 or something.
[00:18:48]  Yeah.
[00:18:50]  I'm telling you.
[00:18:52]  All you dumb youngins can talk garbage about boomer music.
[00:18:56]  But boomer music is the best music, whether you want to admit it or not, there, boys.
[00:19:04]  Yeah.
[00:19:06]  I already feel a little bit energized on this Saturday night.
[00:19:13]  Yeah, get up and dance.
[00:19:15]  Just fucking go with it, man.
[00:19:17]  Yeah.
[00:19:18]  We're in the 80s.
[00:19:20]  It's an 80s club.
[00:19:21]  There's neons everywhere.
[00:19:24]  Chicks are not a part of the Me Too movement, so you can go up to them and grind on them a little bit.
[00:19:31]  This is the 80s where chicks will let you do cocaine off their tits.
[00:19:34]  I mean, come on.
[00:19:40]  Oh, man.
[00:19:42]  The 80s.
[00:19:43]  I'm not.
[00:19:43]  I miss them.
[00:19:45]  I miss them, man.
[00:19:51]  I mean, isn't this Quintessential 80s music here?
[00:19:56]  Hey, look, I've got the okay boomers in here.
[00:19:58]  They're okay, boomer, in the damn chat room.
[00:20:00]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:20:01]  Fine.
[00:20:09]  Fucking, I'm moving.
[00:20:10]  I'm shaking it, dude.
[00:20:11]  I'm fucking dancing here.
[00:20:13]  Who's dancing with me?
[00:20:15]  Who's dancing with me on this Saturday night?
[00:20:21]  Yeah.
[00:20:29]  Hold on, we got somebody who does.
[00:20:30]  Somebody's harsh in our mellow.
[00:20:32]  They just donated.
[00:20:33]  I'm glad you're here.
[00:20:33]  Hey, it's Noble Savage.
[00:20:36]  Here is more from the same channel.
[00:20:38]  Noble Savage, man.
[00:20:39]  Cheers to Noble Savage, by the way.
[00:20:41]  Very, very good fan.
[00:20:42]  Just like the gentleman, it's Jake.
[00:20:45]  Cheers to both of you guys.
[00:20:47]  Let's go ahead and listen to some more 80s, though, Noble Savage and it's Jake.
[00:20:50]  I'm getting into it, man.
[00:20:53]  Oh!
[00:20:55]  Oh!
[00:20:57]  Yeah!
[00:20:57]  Uh, uh, uh, this is before the Me Too movement, man.
[00:21:07]  This is when chicks were a little bit more free with themselves, you know?
[00:21:12]  They weren't all a bunch of bulldights where chicks, when they were at a nightclub, they actually wanted to dance, they actually wanted to have a good time.
[00:21:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:21:25]  They weren't just going out there just to get free drinks.
[00:21:30]  Yeah.
[00:21:34]  I mean, what a good fucking 80s song to start off the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[00:21:41]  Ah!
[00:21:42]  Yeah!
[00:21:44]  Oh!
[00:21:46]  Oh!
[00:21:47]  Get down!
[00:21:51]  Man, you're lucky your chick or your mother or your goddamn girlfriend ain't watching me get down, baby.
[00:21:57]  I mean, when I move, I'm like hypnosis.
[00:22:01]  I'm like poetry in motion when I get down, baby.
[00:22:04]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:22:06]  I'm like fucking poetry in motion, and it hypnotizes women.
[00:22:10]  It hypnotizes women to want to just come and pull the balls out of my pants.
[00:22:16]  What can I say?
[00:22:19]  Yeah.
[00:22:22]  Uh.
[00:22:23]  Yeah.
[00:22:28]  Oh!
[00:22:31]  Anyway, all right, let's go ahead.
[00:22:34]  Let's go ahead and turn this up.
[00:22:35]  We've been going with this in about four minutes.
[00:22:38]  We got ourselves a little bit of 80s flavor for this episode 20 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:22:45]  So let's go ahead and.
[00:22:49]  Alright, we gotta stop it.
[00:22:50]  We're already getting other donos.
[00:22:51]  What is this?
[00:22:52]  My wheelchair is soiled in shit and piss.
[00:22:54]  Fuck off.
[00:22:55]  Japanese porno called shit and piss Family Robinson all over again.
[00:22:59]  What?
[00:23:00]  By the way, don't watch me.
[00:23:01]  Watch this relay stream.
[00:23:03]  It's far more exciting.
[00:23:04]  What the hell are you talking?
[00:23:05]  I go showed up your ass, and there's Dark Me Magician Girl.
[00:23:10]  I love that song.
[00:23:11]  Thanks to whoever requested it.
[00:23:13]  Well, that's why we do this.
[00:23:15]  I know you idiots like to call me jukeboxler, but we're exposing people to other kinds of music.
[00:23:20]  Hey, G-Man, glad to see you back.
[00:23:22]  Here's a video of my favorite TV show.
[00:23:25]  Thank you, Pingas.
[00:23:26]  But Pingas, you forgot the link to the YouTube video, Pingas.
[00:23:31]  But I got the person that misplaced it the last time.
[00:23:36]  Just go ahead and donate a two-bucker or three bucker.
[00:23:39]  I'll play it.
[00:23:40]  All right, hold on.
[00:23:41]  I'm going to play.
[00:23:41]  And there's Noble Savage.
[00:23:43]  Local Live Home Entertainment.
[00:23:45]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:47]  One more.
[00:23:47]  Look at that for a $20 bill, man.
[00:23:49]  Cheers to Noble Savage, dude.
[00:23:51]  All right.
[00:23:51]  Thank you very much, man.
[00:23:53]  And happy holidays.
[00:23:54]  Hope you had a good holiday, by the way.
[00:23:56]  All right, look, I'm going to just take a look at what Tim McCrab just posted about.
[00:23:59]  Supposedly, Wings of Redemption, the classic obese fucking streamer, has adopted a cat, apparently, and named it Ghost.
[00:24:09]  All right, so I got to see this for myself.
[00:24:12]  And I'm only going to take a quick peek at it.
[00:24:16]  All right.
[00:24:16]  I'm no fan of this fat piece of crap, but let's see what the hell Wings of Redemption is talking about here.
[00:24:22]  And let's see if this is even true.
[00:24:24]  Okay.
[00:24:24]  And I got to go through this stupid advertisement.
[00:24:27]  All right.
[00:24:27]  Here it is.
[00:24:28]  Let's see if this is true.
[00:24:30]  This fat piece of crap, Wings of Redemption, gets a cat, calls it.
[00:24:36]  Let's see.
[00:24:37]  The cat I'm getting is going to be named Ghost.
[00:24:39]  What?
[00:24:40]  That's his name.
[00:24:41]  What?
[00:24:42]  Jordan.
[00:24:43]  Well, yeah, I was looking for somebody to keep me company.
[00:24:45]  I'm at the house all the time by myself.
[00:24:47]  Oh, God.
[00:24:49]  Yeah, I blocked my trolls on Twitter.
[00:24:51]  All right, I've had enough.
[00:24:53]  Just shut this shit off.
[00:24:54]  I mean, I thought they were trolling me here.
[00:24:57]  I thought Tim McCrab was trolling me over here.
[00:24:59]  Now we got fat piece of crap, Wings of Redemption over here.
[00:25:04]  Jesus Christ, what a joke.
[00:25:07]  I mean, how am I supposed to feel about that?
[00:25:09]  Seriously, man.
[00:25:10]  I mean, I don't feel any kind of gratification of that whatsoever.
[00:25:14]  I mean, you know what it tells me?
[00:25:16]  It tells me that Wings of Redemption actually listens to the broadcast, but doesn't want to give me any kind of props whatsoever, but instead tries to send me some kind of subtle, subliminal message by saying, hey, I'm going to name my cat Ghost.
[00:25:28]  And hopefully the psychic vibes through this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet can get to ghost politics.
[00:25:37]  What is this?
[00:25:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:39]  Happy Saturday, Ghost.
[00:25:40]  How's your fingering been going?
[00:25:42]  Well, I've talked about it earlier.
[00:25:44]  The fingering is being intense.
[00:25:47]  It's intense fingering.
[00:25:48]  And I'm telling you, I'm in intense gaming training right now.
[00:25:52]  And my gaming tutor says, give me about two months, possibly three.
[00:25:56]  And people are going to be saying Ninja Who.
[00:25:59]  I'm telling you, I'm going to take the gaming fucking industry by storm for Christ's sake.
[00:26:05]  And I'm not just saying that just to be some, you know, some Billy badass out here.
[00:26:09]  I mean it.
[00:26:10]  I am sincere when I say it.
[00:26:13]  So anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at another $18.66 bucker because we got them piling up all of a sudden.
[00:26:20]  And we don't want to make them the whole show.
[00:26:22]  So let's go ahead and go with Tony.
[00:26:24]  Tony, this is his $18.66 bucker.
[00:26:28]  And what did he say?
[00:26:29]  He said, what did you hear?
[00:26:31]  Or excuse me?
[00:26:32]  Did you hear what you say, Ghost?
[00:26:34]  I know we had problems before, but to show how much we like you, we made this song for you.
[00:26:41]  All right.
[00:26:42]  This is by somebody by the name of Tony.
[00:26:44]  So let's see your fucking song.
[00:26:46]  What song is this?
[00:26:47]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:26:49]  What is this shit?
[00:26:51]  The PC shot was on?
[00:26:53]  It was on, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:55]  All right, let's see this.
[00:26:57]  What the hell is this?
[00:27:03]  What the fuck is this shit?
[00:27:05]  I can't even hear it.
[00:27:08]  I can't even hear this garbage.
[00:27:12]  I can't even hear this crap.
[00:27:16]  And look at these people in the chat room.
[00:27:17]  Better than Pantera.
[00:27:18]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:27:20]  All right, all of you people are, oh, it's better than Pantera.
[00:27:22]  Fuck off.
[00:27:23]  I've turned it up.
[00:27:24]  Look, it's all the way up.
[00:27:27]  It's all the way.
[00:27:29]  Oh, dude.
[00:27:30]  What the fuck is this?
[00:27:33]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:35]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:27:38]  And this is pure desperation, dude.
[00:27:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:43]  Hold on.
[00:27:44]  That song from the second millennium was very uplifting.
[00:27:47]  Jukler, I could hear the machine spirit of your wheelchair crying out in joy.
[00:27:51]  Yeah, thank you very much.
[00:27:53]  Even if only for a moment, about how it has to hold up your flabby hambone ass all day.
[00:27:58]  Wheelchair symbol.
[00:28:00]  Oh Wheelchair symbol wheelchair symbol wheelchair All right symbol wheelchair symbol wheelchair Shut up with your wheelchair symbol crap.
[00:28:12]  Magos erant hambonius.
[00:28:15]  And ST Mike, once again, we're going through some intense fingering when it comes to the gaming training sessions that I'm doing.
[00:28:23]  Let's listen to the rest of this fucking video.
[00:28:26]  This is by Tony here.
[00:28:27]  Tony, I mean, this is just disgusting, dude.
[00:28:31]  This dude's showing off his wang, showing off his dirty ass for Christ's sake.
[00:28:36]  You could probably see the taint in his crack.
[00:28:38]  I mean, what is this?
[00:28:39]  This guy's a...
[00:28:40]  Oh, God.
[00:28:41]  Look at people are leaving.
[00:28:42]  People are fucking leaving, dude.
[00:28:44]  They're leaving.
[00:28:45]  For Christ's sake.
[00:28:46]  Oh, Christ.
[00:28:48]  And what is this capitalist gamer?
[00:28:50]  He said, hey, Ghost, I'm glad your gaming training has been going well.
[00:28:54]  I've got to say, I enjoy fingering my whole...
[00:28:58]  All right, go fuck off, asshole.
[00:29:00]  All right.
[00:29:01]  I enjoy fingering my whole happy gaming.
[00:29:03]  Yeah, real funny for Christ's sake.
[00:29:05]  All right, put the PC shot on here again.
[00:29:09]  Here it is.
[00:29:09]  I mean, this is.
[00:29:11]  This is what Tony requested.
[00:29:13]  This is a disgrace.
[00:29:15]  This guy should be escorted off the damn.
[00:29:18]  Yeah, get him off.
[00:29:20]  Get him off the goddamn stage.
[00:29:22]  What a disgusting, despicable human being.
[00:29:25]  There's probably children in that audience.
[00:29:28]  And this guy comes out.
[00:29:29]  I'm looking, she's puking.
[00:29:30]  She's puking at the taint in this guy's ass crack.
[00:29:35]  She's puking.
[00:29:36]  I mean, look at this guy.
[00:29:37]  What a disgusting piece of trash.
[00:29:39]  He should be arrested for indecent exposure.
[00:29:42]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:29:44]  Somebody kick his ass.
[00:29:47]  Somebody kick this guy's ass.
[00:29:49]  Seriously, he needs his ass or kick him in the balls or do something because, good God, we can't allow people to just pull out their wang and then show off their dirty ass like that, man.
[00:30:02]  Oh, Christ.
[00:30:05]  I mean, look, there's Grandma Millie in there.
[00:30:08]  There's children in there.
[00:30:11]  Fucking Paula Abdul's puking for Christ's sake.
[00:30:14]  Hold on.
[00:30:15]  Somebody just donated here.
[00:30:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:18]  A ghost show viewer, that was me.
[00:30:20]  That wasn't fucking you.
[00:30:21]  If that was you, dude, don't turn off my show.
[00:30:25]  If that was you, turn off my show, you piece of crap.
[00:30:30]  And somebody in the chat room was saying it's a millennial.
[00:30:32]  You're damn right.
[00:30:33]  That was a goddamn millennial.
[00:30:35]  Look at this fucking loser piece of crap.
[00:30:37]  He's probably sleeping on a goddamn couch in a basement somewhere.
[00:30:41]  Of course it's a millennial.
[00:30:43]  Look at this guy.
[00:30:44]  You don't know whether he's a feminine fruit or whether or not.
[00:30:47]  Look at this.
[00:30:48]  Look at him.
[00:30:50]  I mean, good God.
[00:30:52]  Here's another banger to dance to.
[00:30:54]  Shame you can't anymore.
[00:30:56]  Hey, fuck you.
[00:30:57]  Ghost can't use his legs.
[00:30:59]  I can use my legs.
[00:31:00]  And I'm telling you, when I get down on that dance floor, it makes a many a woman cream out of their pantyhose.
[00:31:07]  So to sit there and make that kind of assumption about me shows you that you don't know shit from Shinola.
[00:31:12]  All right.
[00:31:13]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before I slap your dog-farting fetish ass back to Timbuck 2.
[00:31:18]  All right.
[00:31:19]  We're watching this video where somebody showed off their bare ass and their little ding-a-ling.
[00:31:24]  And we got Paula Abdul.
[00:31:26]  And it looks like she's in the men's bathroom puking.
[00:31:28]  Doesn't that look like the men's bathroom?
[00:31:31]  Or, or wait a minute, this is California, right?
[00:31:32]  It's gender-neutral, right?
[00:31:34]  Anybody can go into any bathroom in California, isn't that right?
[00:31:38]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:31:39]  Just imagine sharing the bathroom with this disgusting millennial, crusty-ass bastard.
[00:31:43]  Are you shitting me?
[00:31:45]  Great.
[00:31:46]  All right?
[00:31:47]  Great.
[00:31:50]  All right.
[00:31:50]  I've had enough of this.
[00:31:51]  I've had enough of that.
[00:31:52]  That's enough of this shit.
[00:31:54]  Hey, Tony, I don't know why you requested this for me, but you're a sick son of a bitch.
[00:32:00]  All right, the last thing that I want to see is the crusty ass taint of some stupid millennial hopping around the stage like he's got a goddamn hamster hanging out of his asshole.
[00:32:10]  All right, showing his wang off like, you know, he's some kind of a goddamn perpetrator of sexual crime somewhere.
[00:32:18]  All right, so let's just keep going.
[00:32:20]  All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in this son of a bitch.

=== Puppy Face Hijab (05:01) ===

[00:32:24]  And this next one is by J Money9629.
[00:32:29]  J Money9629 said, Here's a cute pupper to make your night better.
[00:32:33]  For some reason, I'm not too sure if I believe him, but let's just hope there is.
[00:32:39]  Let's just hope.
[00:32:41]  Let's just have some hope.
[00:32:43]  All right, that this is ST Mike.
[00:32:48]  What is it, ST Mike?
[00:32:49]  His package was probably bigger than yours.
[00:32:51]  Yeah, bullshit.
[00:32:52]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:32:54]  Bullshit.
[00:32:55]  All right, I got a 50 and a half inch John Holm sausage.
[00:32:58]  All right, that'll go up your mother's snatch hole and come out of her mouth.
[00:33:02]  So don't come over here and try to talk garbage to me, boy.
[00:33:07]  Fucking ST Mike, you're probably wet dreaming about that, aren't you?
[00:33:10]  There, ST Mike, huh?
[00:33:11]  You're probably wet dreaming about that, you sorry sack of trash.
[00:33:15]  Well, keep fingering your damn dingle buried written shit funnel, thinking about my package, because that's the only way you're ever going to see it is through your damn sick ass imagination.
[00:33:25]  All right.
[00:33:26]  All right, let's continue going.
[00:33:28]  Once again, J Money9629 said, Here's a cute pupper to make your night better.
[00:33:34]  And look, he may be telling the truth.
[00:33:36]  Take a look at this.
[00:33:36]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:33:38]  J Money requested this.
[00:33:40]  And look at that pupper.
[00:33:42]  Look at that weenie.
[00:33:45]  Look at that wiener.
[00:33:49]  Oh, look, he's got a little bark box or one of these little boxes that he gets every month with toys in it.
[00:33:54]  Look, he already knows.
[00:33:55]  Look at that pupper.
[00:33:57]  Look at that pupper.
[00:34:02]  I like dogs.
[00:34:03]  I know you got a lot.
[00:34:03]  We got a lot of cat people in here.
[00:34:05]  There's nothing wrong with cats.
[00:34:07]  But I'm preferable to dogs.
[00:34:08]  We all have our choices.
[00:34:09]  That's what makes us all individuals, folks.
[00:34:12]  But take a look at that pupper, man.
[00:34:14]  Are you kidding me?
[00:34:16]  They are such a sweet, small little spirit.
[00:34:19]  And the beautiful part about dogs is that they love you more than they love themselves.
[00:34:24]  And they are a beautiful animal, a beautiful spirit.
[00:34:27]  As a matter of fact, that's what I was doing this holiday.
[00:34:30]  I was actually watching the dog show.
[00:34:32]  And one thing I wasn't appreciative about the dog show was that they introduced a new breed.
[00:34:37]  Hey, hold on.
[00:34:38]  I'm watching.
[00:34:39]  I'm watching a pupper here.
[00:34:42]  And wait a minute.
[00:34:43]  Hold on.
[00:34:43]  What did Tim McCrabs say?
[00:34:44]  No, not the Wolfer Doggo.
[00:34:46]  No, not the hecking poor good boy, Pupperino, Borker, Longboy, Cloudy Boy.
[00:34:54]  No, not the bamboozled Memblemborking Fluffer Dog A Nero.
[00:34:59]  You're doing what is this?
[00:35:01]  You're doing me a frightening.
[00:35:03]  I'm angry right now.
[00:35:04]  That's not the real Tim McCrab.
[00:35:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:35:07]  The real Tim McCrab actually knows how to construct a fucking sentence and shit.
[00:35:12]  Let's continue here.
[00:35:14]  Once again, they introduced a new breed at the dog show.
[00:35:18]  And unfortunately, the person that introduced the new breed, the trainer, had a fucking hijab on.
[00:35:25]  Had a fucking hijab on.
[00:35:26]  Like, we need to be introduced to that in the dog show.
[00:35:30]  Are you kidding me?
[00:35:32]  And the reason it pisses me off is because Muslims don't like dogs.
[00:35:36]  All right.
[00:35:37]  Muslims don't like dogs.
[00:35:39]  So why the hell is this bitch with a hijab coming out here at the whatever fucking dog show introducing a new hey, why are people calling me racist?
[00:35:49]  I personally believe that the hijab is a visual symbol of woman oppression.
[00:35:54]  All right.
[00:35:55]  Now, many people may disagree with me, but I'm telling you right now, women, if you have any kind of sense in your fucking head, you would agree with me and say, hey, wait a minute.
[00:36:05]  This hijab is a symbol of woman oppression.
[00:36:08]  All right.
[00:36:09]  So anyway, look, here we go.
[00:36:11]  Look at this pupper.
[00:36:13]  He's like, let me those treats.
[00:36:15]  Give me those treats, mama.
[00:36:18]  Give me those fucking treats.
[00:36:19]  I'm a hungry wiener.
[00:36:22]  Give me those treats.
[00:36:25]  Look at that little pupper.
[00:36:27]  Look, I love puppers.
[00:36:28]  You know, they're such great little spirits, I'm telling you.
[00:36:32]  Look at that little pupper.
[00:36:36]  Look at that little puppy, man.
[00:36:38]  Great video, Jay Money, by the way.
[00:36:41]  I really did need this as a palate cleanser because, you know, we just got through the holidays, specifically Thanksgiving, and we need a little bit of palate cleansing after Thanksgiving.
[00:36:52]  Let's just put it that way.
[00:36:53]  Look at that little stubbing.
[00:36:54]  Look at little stubs.
[00:36:57]  He's got little stubs.
[00:36:58]  Look at him with a little innocent face.
[00:37:02]  Oh, look at that pupper.
[00:37:04]  That's a great looking pupper.
[00:37:05]  That was a great, great palate cleanser.
[00:37:08]  Look at that puppy face.
[00:37:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:11]  Anyway, thank you, Jay Money, 9629.
[00:37:14]  That was actually a pretty good little cute pupper there, man.
[00:37:17]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:37:21]  This is by 2012 fan, who actually paid 19 bucks for this.

=== Shriner Secrets Revealed (14:23) ===

[00:37:26]  Said, True Occult Radio, time to make ghosts go off the deep edge again.
[00:37:31]  And look, I don't want to talk too much about esoteric, occultic type stuff because it gets people upset.
[00:37:38]  You know, people don't want to believe it, you know, and they just start talking garbage.
[00:37:42]  What is this?
[00:37:43]  Echo Chamber, time for an that better not be what I think it is.
[00:37:48]  That better not be what I think it is, for heaven's sake, all right?
[00:37:51]  All right, now what we're gonna do is we're gonna listen to 2012 fans.
[00:37:57]  What is this?
[00:37:58]  What the hell did you just request here?
[00:38:00]  Oh, no.
[00:38:02]  Did you just request some Freemason stuff?
[00:38:04]  Hold on.
[00:38:05]  Here, let's go ahead and take a look.
[00:38:07]  2012 fan requested this.
[00:38:09]  Let's take a look at this.
[00:38:11]  Uh-oh.
[00:38:13]  It's the world's most well-known secret society.
[00:38:17]  The Masons.
[00:38:18]  Rich with symbols and ritual.
[00:38:21]  It's the source of legends.
[00:38:23]  Parodies.
[00:38:24]  Who controls the British Country?
[00:38:26]  Yeah, of course.
[00:38:27]  Let's make a big joke out of it.
[00:38:29]  Let's just make a big joke out of it.
[00:38:33]  And conspiracy theories.
[00:38:35]  Because so much we're not going to be able to do it.
[00:38:36]  My filters.
[00:38:40]  And the Gut Old Boy Network to be able to get away with murder.
[00:38:44]  And I mean murder.
[00:38:45]  Welcome to the world of Freemasonry.
[00:38:48]  True or false, the Masons are a secret society.
[00:38:53]  No, that's false.
[00:38:55]  UCLA history professor.
[00:38:57]  Wait, hold on.
[00:38:58]  Hold on.
[00:38:58]  Whoa, whoa, time out.
[00:38:59]  Time out.
[00:38:59]  Ha, hold on, time out.
[00:39:00]  How the hell does this old disgusting bulldog cat lady have any kind of insight on an all-male fraternity?
[00:39:08]  How the hell does that work?
[00:39:09]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[00:39:11]  How the hell does this disgusting, scuffed Rosie O'Donnell have any kind of insight of knowledge on an all-male fraternity?
[00:39:20]  I just want to ask that question before we continue on with this clip.
[00:39:24]  Play it.
[00:39:25]  Experts on Freemasonry.
[00:39:27]  True or false, Freemasonry is a religion.
[00:39:31]  No, it's false.
[00:39:32]  True or false.
[00:39:33]  Bullshit.
[00:39:34]  Bullshit.
[00:39:36]  The Masons were behind the American Revolution.
[00:39:39]  False.
[00:39:40]  Bullshit.
[00:39:41]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:39:43]  Who in the fuck is this stupid old bag to sit here and tell such lies?
[00:39:49]  The Freemasonry was at the bottom of the American Revolution, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:55]  I mean, lest we forget, when the American Revolution formulated to fight against the English because the English wanted intense taxation on the settlers, on the colonies, who did they send to France?
[00:40:12]  They sent Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin to France as diplomats.
[00:40:17]  That was the first secretaries of state, if you will.
[00:40:20]  And when Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson went to France, not only did they go there to procure troops and military assistance from the King Louis of the time, but also participated in the secret meetings of the Masons in France.
[00:40:40]  Okay, the Freemasons in France had secret meetings with people like Voltaire and these folks that were intricate in the expansion of French art, French culture, etc.
[00:40:53]  And that's why, okay, not only did the American Revolution happen, so did the French Revolution.
[00:41:01]  So for this disgusting, scuffed Rosie O'Donnell bloated piece of fucking garbage to sit here and make these outright lies that it's not a religion because it's bullshit.
[00:41:13]  It's obviously more than just a religion.
[00:41:16]  Okay.
[00:41:17]  Secondly, it is a secret society.
[00:41:19]  It's an all-male fraternity for Christ's sake.
[00:41:22]  All right.
[00:41:23]  What is it?
[00:41:24]  What?
[00:41:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:26]  Benjamin Franklin and other founding fathers were also in the Hellfire Club, too.
[00:41:31]  Yeah, well, secret societies were something that were a necessity to keep one kind of veiled so that they can, these folks within the secret society within the circle of their influence can kind of commiserate and exchange ideas without the threat of jail from the crown, etc.
[00:41:53]  So anyway, let's continue on and see what this bitch says.
[00:41:57]  This bitch is obviously lying, okay?
[00:41:59]  So let's just play it.
[00:42:01]  False, false.
[00:42:02]  Okay, but what about on the dollar bell?
[00:42:04]  The eye pyramid.
[00:42:05]  I mean, that's Masonic, right?
[00:42:07]  No.
[00:42:11]  And what is this?
[00:42:12]  Alex Bones.
[00:42:14]  Hey, ghost, did you just, did you know that there is no star of David in the Bible?
[00:42:19]  The star of David is used by Israel as a symbol from Babylon to symbolize Saturn.
[00:42:24]  Secret footage from shortly after 9-11.
[00:42:26]  Turn up the volume.
[00:42:28]  All right, 92 Bayou.
[00:42:29]  I'll get to that.
[00:42:30]  But Alex Bones, you're absolutely right.
[00:42:33]  There is no Star of David.
[00:42:35]  As a matter of fact, the six-pointed star is not exclusive to the Jewish religion.
[00:42:40]  They have just usurped it and have used it as a main part of their symbology of their religion because there's a lot of power within the six-pointed star.
[00:42:50]  Now, I don't want to get into the whole esoteric philosophy when it comes to that, but if y'all want to go ahead and read into it, read into it for yourself because I ain't got this a troll show.
[00:43:01]  I ain't got time to be talking that shit here.
[00:43:03]  Let's play.
[00:43:03]  Play the rest of this stupid dumb bulldyke.
[00:43:06]  Everybody says Messiah.
[00:43:07]  In fact, it's a commonplace in the 18th century, that particular.
[00:43:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:43:12]  Who else?
[00:43:13]  Who else is donating here?
[00:43:16]  Go kill yourself.
[00:43:17]  What with it?
[00:43:18]  Go kill yourself, you stupid fucking.
[00:43:21]  All right, it's great.
[00:43:22]  Thanks.
[00:43:22]  Thanks a lot for just interrupting everything.
[00:43:25]  We're talking about Masons here.
[00:43:27]  True.
[00:43:28]  Freemasons laid the cornerstone of America.
[00:43:31]  Well, at least some of its most iconic structures.
[00:43:35]  So what is Freemasonry?
[00:43:38]  Simply put, it's the world's oldest and largest fraternity.
[00:43:42]  Its membership a who's who of world history.
[00:43:46]  George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Winston Churchill, Mozart, Davy Crockett, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Houdini, Gerald Ford, Henry Ford, John Wayne, even Colonel Sanders.
[00:43:57]  All these guys, Masons.
[00:43:59]  Interesting.
[00:44:00]  If you want to be a Mason, you can petition a local lodge for membership.
[00:44:05]  You'll need to demonstrate good character and belief in some sort of supreme being.
[00:44:11]  Oh, and in almost all lodges, it's men only.
[00:44:14]  Yeah, and by the way, did you see that?
[00:44:15]  Hold on, hold on, go back, go back to that.
[00:44:17]  Go back.
[00:44:18]  Now, do you see who this person is?
[00:44:21]  This person is Albert Pike.
[00:44:23]  If you don't know who Albert Pike is, I strongly advise you to take a look at who he is.
[00:44:29]  Not only is he one of the godfathers of Freemasonry, and one of the books that you have to read to be a Mason is called Symbols and Dogma, I believe it's called, right?
[00:44:42]  Anyway, Albert Pike is somebody that's very integral into the United States.
[00:44:48]  And what it is, this man not only created the Ku Klux Klan, but his book is supposed to formulate what exactly is supposed to happen to the global order that the Masons, Morals and Dogmas, thank you.
[00:45:02]  Somebody corrected me.
[00:45:03]  Morals and Dogma is the work in which he has written that most, if not all, Freemasons must read.
[00:45:12]  And this guy, believe it or not, created the Ku Klux Klan.
[00:45:14]  And this guy's statue stands prominently all over Washington, D.C.
[00:45:20]  So just FYI, that is Albert Pike right there.
[00:45:24]  And this guy is a big deity when it comes to Masonry.
[00:45:27]  You'll be seeing this guy a lot if you're a Mason.
[00:45:30]  Let's put it that way.
[00:45:31]  Almost all lodges, it's men only.
[00:45:34]  Next, you're up for a vote, says New York State Grand Master James Sullivan.
[00:45:39]  The lodge votes to accept you, and then you have the three degrees that you go through.
[00:45:45]  Once you earn the third degree, yeah, why don't you talk about the entrance, this whole ceremony of the recreation of the assassination of Hiram Abiff?
[00:45:58]  Okay, now, if y'all have never heard of that initiation, that's the first initiation they give you once you're accepted into the craft, as they say.
[00:46:07]  You will go through this mock assassination of Hiram Abif.
[00:46:14]  Now, I think I've told you about the story of Hiram Abiff, but, you know, this is what you have to go through to get into this organization.
[00:46:22]  And yes, that's where the phrase comes from.
[00:46:24]  You can join any number of Masonic offshoots.
[00:46:28]  Take Brent Morris.
[00:46:29]  He's a 33rd degree Mason and a historian at the House of the Temple for the Supreme Council of the Scottish Rite of the Southern Jurisdiction.
[00:46:37]  The Scottish Rite.
[00:46:40]  This isn't like the Masonic Vatican, but it's an important building.
[00:46:44]  It's an important building.
[00:46:45]  Absolutely right.
[00:46:46]  It's important.
[00:46:46]  Yeah, of course.
[00:46:49]  there is something called the Scottish Right.
[00:46:52]  There's another organization.
[00:46:54]  There's a bunch of secret societies.
[00:46:56]  But in essence, they all work together in an essence.
[00:47:00]  They all are after the same thing.
[00:47:03]  All right.
[00:47:04]  What is this?
[00:47:05]  The Freemasons' big secret is covering up and scrubbing the true history of the past advanced civilization who were eradicated and left around all the Freemasonry structures that we are not even capable of building today.
[00:47:17]  I think you're talking about Egypt.
[00:47:19]  I think you're talking about Greece.
[00:47:21]  I think you're talking about Rome, etc.
[00:47:24]  You get it.
[00:47:24]  You get it.
[00:47:25]  This guy's a little woke.
[00:47:26]  Anyway, let's listen to a couple of more bits of this because I got a whole bunch of $18.66 to go.
[00:47:32]  And we got a Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 20 to do, baby.
[00:47:35]  So let's go ahead.
[00:47:36]  And that's our headquarters building.
[00:47:38]  Inside, the temple lodge room is a stunner.
[00:47:42]  And downstairs, there's this.
[00:47:44]  This is the flag that Bols Aldrin took to the moon with him.
[00:47:48]  This flag, Supreme Council 33 Southern Jurisdiction, went to the moon.
[00:47:53]  You're damn right.
[00:47:54]  You're damn right.
[00:47:55]  Did y'all hear that?
[00:47:56]  It went to the moon.
[00:47:58]  And y'all wonder why I always say that the fucking moon landing was fake and it was nothing but Nevada, huh?
[00:48:05]  You're going to trust these assholes?
[00:48:07]  Hats and small cars are your thing.
[00:48:09]  Then there are the party animals of Freemasonry, the Shriners.
[00:48:14]  You may know them better for their 22 children's hospitals.
[00:48:18]  Now, let me tell you what a shriner is, okay?
[00:48:20]  A Shriner, believe it or not, is a ex-Mason.
[00:48:24]  It's like somebody who has already been through all 33rd, all 33 degrees.
[00:48:29]  They know the secrets.
[00:48:31]  And they've been called worshipful master.
[00:48:33]  They have ran a temple, etc.
[00:48:35]  So to join the shriners, you would have to have had at least 20 plus years into the masonry system and have achieved the 33rd degree.
[00:48:45]  And once you have become master masons and people have called you worshipful master, you go into the shriners.
[00:48:52]  That's why the shriners are a bunch of old guys.
[00:48:55]  Now, once you are a shriner, you understand the true meaning of what's going on within masonry.
[00:49:02]  And it's not Christian.
[00:49:04]  It is not, it has nothing to do with being holy, etc.
[00:49:08]  Now, you want to know why the Shriners Hospital, you want to know why they do that as charity?
[00:49:15]  It is not because they care about the children, okay?
[00:49:19]  It is because they are satanic.
[00:49:23]  All right.
[00:49:23]  I know people are going to say, oh, ghosts, you say that all the time, but I think that you people need to realize how much of a foothold Satan has on this world.
[00:49:33]  And the reason I say it's satanic is because what the Shriners Hospital does, it takes care of kids that are deformed.
[00:49:40]  You know, and you hear this fucking crotch rocket?
[00:49:43]  You see, that's a fucking setup.
[00:49:45]  I'm over here trying to talk about the Masons and the Shriners.
[00:49:48]  I got a fucking crotch rocket over here.
[00:49:50]  But anyway, they do this because if you take a look at the advertisements for Shriners Hospitals, it's these kids that have deformities that are natural from birth.
[00:50:03]  You know, they have, you know, missing limbs.
[00:50:06]  They could have spina bifida.
[00:50:08]  They could have very deformed type of irregularities in their birth.
[00:50:13]  Now, what the shriners are doing is they're providing charity and taking care of God's imperfect creation.
[00:50:22]  This is the shriners and Satan's way of showing God that he's not the best.
[00:50:30]  He's not the imperfect creator.
[00:50:33]  And that the shriners are actually, you know, taking care of the imperfect creations of God.
[00:50:40]  All right.
[00:50:41]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:50:41]  Hey, wait a minute.
[00:50:42]  Hold on.
[00:50:43]  Wait a minute.
[00:50:44]  Are we back?
[00:50:45]  I mean, are we going to have this problem?
[00:50:46]  Mellow testies.
[00:50:49]  Testies.
[00:50:50]  One, two, I just got, I just got kicked off.
[00:50:53]  I just got kicked off over here when I'm talking about the fucking Shriners.
[00:50:58]  I mean, is that a coincidenc?
[00:51:00]  I think not.
[00:51:01]  All right.
[00:51:04]  But anyway, as I stated, folks, this is why the Shriners take care of these kids.
[00:51:09]  And take a look at the Shriners commercial.
[00:51:13]  All right.
[00:51:14]  Take a look at the Shriners commercial.
[00:51:15]  It's these imperfect births, you know, of kids that have, you know, have, don't, have, have no arm or have no legs or they're just with horrific type of birth-related ailments that they take care of.
[00:51:29]  And they do this to show God that God isn't perfect.
[00:51:34]  All right?
[00:51:35]  God is not perfect.
[00:51:36]  That look, you're not the perfect creator, God.
[00:51:39]  Look, here we are.
[00:51:40]  We're the shriners.
[00:51:42]  You know, we're our own gods.
[00:51:45]  We're taking care of your imperfect creation.
[00:51:48]  And what is this?

=== Freemasonry Explained (05:48) ===

[00:51:49]  Anonymous.
[00:51:51]  They afford to do that because deformities are rare.
[00:51:55]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:51:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:58]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:51:59]  And Alex Bones, why do Shriners drive stupid little cars?
[00:52:05]  Well, they do that because, first of all, they are in all these little parades and they're trying to promote themselves so that they can get more money.
[00:52:15]  Let's just put it that way.
[00:52:17]  I mean, yeah, they are Master Masons.
[00:52:20]  They are, you know, this and that.
[00:52:21]  But let's be honest, it's all about money.
[00:52:24]  So people want to know them at the top of mind so that you can donate to the Shriners hospitals, etc.
[00:52:31]  So anyway, look, that's the only reason why I wanted to bring that up.
[00:52:35]  Let's see the rest of this and continue.
[00:52:37]  All right, let's go here.
[00:52:38]  Patients don't have to pay a cent.
[00:52:39]  The Masons are philanthropic.
[00:52:42]  They reportedly donate $2 million to charity every day.
[00:52:49]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:52:50]  Hold on.
[00:52:51]  To their own charity.
[00:52:53]  Let's put it that way.
[00:52:54]  $2 million a day to their own charity.
[00:52:57]  Take that what you wish.
[00:52:59]  As a guild for stonemasons, but lived on as a social organization.
[00:53:04]  1717.
[00:53:05]  The first Grand Lodge is created in London.
[00:53:08]  And now there are many men in these lodges that are not associated with the trade organization.
[00:53:13]  They're gentleman Masons.
[00:53:15]  They're not stonecutters.
[00:53:16]  They're not stonecutters.
[00:53:17]  And so something has happened.
[00:53:18]  A modern fraternity has been created.
[00:53:21]  It wasn't long afterward that the conspiracy theories began.
[00:53:25]  All these men with different neighborhoods, different professions, meeting in the cafe, breaking bread together, doing rituals.
[00:53:33]  What could this be?
[00:53:34]  So the response on the part of the authorities was, oh my God, this is a conspiracy.
[00:53:41]  And so in 1738, Pope Clement XII issued the Catholic Church's first decree against Freemasonry.
[00:53:49]  Oh.
[00:53:50]  Still applies to the Catholic Church.
[00:53:54]  In the U.S., Freemasonry flourished until its secrecy made it the object of suspicion here, spawning America's first third party, the Anti-Masonic Party.
[00:54:05]  It elected eight congressmen, but lost the 1828 presidential election to Andrew Jackson, a proud Mason.
[00:54:14]  Let us pray.
[00:54:15]  Today, Freemasonry asks about what happened.
[00:54:17]  Did you just hear him?
[00:54:18]  Let us pray.
[00:54:19]  Did you hear him say that?
[00:54:21]  Man, ghost, stop making these guys sound so based.
[00:54:25]  Well, Anton LeVay.
[00:54:27]  Well, for those that don't know who Anton LeVay is, Anton LeVay was the creator of the Church of Satan in the United States.
[00:54:34]  So if you're wondering, you know, who the hell Anton LeVay is, that's who it is.
[00:54:39]  But did you just hear this idiot in this particular clip just say, let us pray?
[00:54:43]  And this dumb, disgusting, scuffed Rosie O'Donnell Bulldyke at the beginning of this broadcast was trying to say that the Freemasons aren't a religion.
[00:54:52]  What a joke.
[00:54:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:54:54]  Play a little bit more and we're going on.
[00:54:56]  members in the U.S., down from 4 million in 1959.
[00:55:00]  Tell God, help me follow the supreme architect of the universe.
[00:55:05]  Among the members today, African Americans, formerly relegated to a separate black-only branch of Freemasonry.
[00:55:13]  And then there are members like those in Colonial Lodge number 1821 of Washington, D.C. Most of them are in their 20s, and some attracted to Freemasonry by Dan Brown novels.
[00:55:25]  And most of them look like they hang out at Pizzagate or fucking Comet Pizza.
[00:55:29]  That's just my opinion.
[00:55:31]  Movies like National Treasure.
[00:55:34]  They formed a new brotherhood called the Freemasons in honor of the builders of the Great Temple.
[00:55:39]  Who here was sort of drawn by the mystery?
[00:55:42]  I mean, I'll confess part of it.
[00:55:43]  Yeah, I think it's a combination of history.
[00:55:47]  Look at these fucking dorses.
[00:55:49]  Look at these dorsal people.
[00:55:51]  Exactly.
[00:55:53]  That's alluring.
[00:55:53]  I mean, that's the reason people joined Freemasonry and not the Rotarians.
[00:55:57]  So what about those secrets?
[00:55:59]  What would happen if I found out the secret handshake and I weren't a Mason?
[00:56:03]  Nothing.
[00:56:05]  You wouldn't have to kill me?
[00:56:08]  We might take you out and buy you a beer.
[00:56:10]  The secrets of a masonry.
[00:56:14]  Bullshit.
[00:56:14]  I took a promise that I would not tell you what the secrets of the Mason are.
[00:56:18]  I didn't take a promise that I would care if you know what they are.
[00:56:21]  Also a big secret?
[00:56:23]  The meetings.
[00:56:24]  No non-Masons or cameras are allowed, but St. John's Lodge number one of New York City agreed to give us a glimpse of one.
[00:56:32]  For meetings, Masons dress up in their Sunday best and just like the original stone cutters, wear aprons.
[00:56:39]  Now, you want to know why they wear aprons?
[00:56:41]  You want to know why they're wearing aprons?
[00:56:44]  Let me explain.
[00:56:45]  This is all satanic, okay?
[00:56:46]  This is all satanic.
[00:56:48]  What is this?
[00:56:49]  Ghost, did you know Mozart was a Freemason?
[00:56:52]  They used to be good, but then it got corrupted by Jews and the people who were.
[00:56:55]  I completely disagree, Mageland.
[00:56:57]  I don't believe that Mozart was ever a Mason.
[00:56:59]  As a matter of fact, Mozart was just gifted at a very young age, knew how to play just classical piano blindfolded at five years old.
[00:57:11]  So what he was, he was more like an artist that was allowed to live on certain kingdoms from the Austrian-Hungarian Empire to the French to the English, etc.
[00:57:22]  To be honest with you, we don't even know where Mozart is buried because Mozart, when he died, had no significance to the throne or nobility that they just dumped him into a like fucking pit of bodies and then you just threw dirt on it.

=== Fig Leaf Origins (04:08) ===

[00:57:37]  I mean, seriously, he's in like a fucking pit of bodies somewhere.
[00:57:41]  We don't even know where Mozart's body is.
[00:57:44]  So to say that he was a Mason, his death would have been a little bit more prominent.
[00:57:49]  There would be some kind of deity or some kind of some kind of statue made in his honor.
[00:57:57]  Let's just put it that way.
[00:57:58]  Edgie Bra.
[00:58:02]  What's your opinion on Jordan Maxwell?
[00:58:04]  I think Jordan Maxwell, I think, is a little long in the tooth.
[00:58:09]  I really did appreciate Jordan Maxwell's lectures from the 60s to the 70s to the 80s to the 90s.
[00:58:18]  But then as he got into the 2000s, he started embracing this UFO alien situation.
[00:58:26]  And he just lost me there, dude.
[00:58:29]  He just completely lost me there.
[00:58:31]  Because to suggest that aliens, like terrestrial terra pharma aliens, are involved in all this shit.
[00:58:40]  You just, you know, you've lost me there.
[00:58:43]  You've just completely lost me.
[00:58:44]  So, anyway, once again, let me explain to you about these aprons that these guys wear, okay?
[00:58:50]  To prove to you guys that this is all Satanism.
[00:58:53]  All right, look, put the PC shot on.
[00:58:56]  Now, you see these aprons that these sons of bitches are wearing?
[00:59:00]  Now, to prove that this is Satanism, this is to recreate the fig leaf.
[00:59:07]  Remember, I don't know if you understand the Bible's interpretation of Adam and Eve, but when the devil or the serpent, I should say, once they got control of Adam and Eve, the serpent made them feel ashamed of naked bodies, so they covered themselves in fig leaves.
[00:59:30]  So, as a result, these aprons are a symbolism of the fig leaf, all right?
[00:59:35]  What's up, ghost?
[00:59:36]  Here's a classic form, the TCR days.
[00:59:39]  You'll know this song, some 80s.
[00:59:40]  Hey, thank you very much there, Train Lover 567.
[00:59:44]  And by the way, it seems as if we're having technical difficulties again.
[00:59:47]  All right, but once again, I want to let everybody know those aprons are the symbolic form of the fig leaf.
[00:59:55]  And remember, it was the serpent that made Adam and Eve shame of their body.
[01:00:02]  Oh my god!
[01:00:03]  Not gonna lie, I am a fan of their clocks.
[01:00:06]  Pretty interesting clocks they have.
[01:00:08]  Yeah, a fan of their clocks.
[01:00:10]  All right, I'm a fiend.
[01:00:12]  Shut up, asshole.
[01:00:14]  All right, anyway, look, I think that's about it.
[01:00:16]  I think we're gonna end it at that here, okay?
[01:00:18]  Thank you very much, 2012 fan, for requesting that one.
[01:00:23]  We're gonna go ahead and move on.
[01:00:24]  I'm gonna we're gonna go into AJ's, who uh donated $20 for this one here.
[01:00:29]  Let's go ahead and see what AJ had to request.
[01:00:31]  And he said, This is my remix, Corrupt the Child, Corrupt Them All.
[01:00:37]  I don't really like the sound of what the hell you said there, but let's see what AJ requested for a $20 bill here.
[01:00:43]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:00:45]  Okay, we'll get the damn favor app, all right?
[01:00:47]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:50]  Do me a favor and leave me alone.
[01:00:53]  And what is this?
[01:00:54]  Evil Mira.
[01:00:55]  I would have loved to become a Freemason, but unfortunately, it requires a belief in a God.
[01:01:00]  I too am devoted to doing good and eating myself.
[01:01:03]  Are you a fucking atheist?
[01:01:07]  Are you an atheist, Evil Mira?
[01:01:09]  Are you an atheist in the field of local?
[01:01:13]  Oh, shit.
[01:01:14]  Hold on.
[01:01:14]  We're getting complaints here.
[01:01:16]  Just go to YouTube.
[01:01:17]  Vaughn is a dog shit shit site and the stream is shitting out every seven minutes.
[01:01:22]  Is that right?
[01:01:22]  Is everybody kind of getting like crapped out?
[01:01:26]  Like, are we crapping out every seven minutes here?
[01:01:29]  I mean, testies, testies, one, two.
[01:01:33]  Really?
[01:01:33]  We're crapping out every fucking like seven minutes?
[01:01:39]  You know, I try.
[01:01:41]  I try to do.
[01:01:43]  Look, let's just, let's do, let's just, let's just continue on here.

=== Atheist Complaints (02:57) ===

[01:01:46]  I don't want to, I don't want to mess things up.
[01:01:49]  Okay.
[01:01:49]  I don't want to mess things up.
[01:01:51]  We were allowed some privilege out here on Vaughn.
[01:01:55]  So we're just going to do this Saturday Night Troll Show here and we're going to continue on.
[01:01:59]  Sorry there, Tim McCrab.
[01:02:01]  I don't know what to tell you, man.
[01:02:03]  I don't know what to tell you.
[01:02:03]  There's aesthetic.
[01:02:06]  If this video does nothing for you, you're probably straight.
[01:02:10]  Oh, yeah?
[01:02:11]  Oh, okay.
[01:02:13]  All right.
[01:02:14]  Anyway, here's AJ.
[01:02:15]  Let's hear what AJ said.
[01:02:17]  He said this is his remake.
[01:02:19]  So let's see what the hell this is.
[01:02:23]  What the fuck?
[01:02:25]  Alex Jones.
[01:02:26]  I already know it's bad news.
[01:02:28]  Call me the meme machine.
[01:02:40]  My heart's big.
[01:02:41]  It's got hot blood.
[01:02:42]  Going through it fast!
[01:02:44]  My filters!
[01:02:45]  The field of local live hall men.
[01:02:49]  Stop this.
[01:02:50]  What a good info dump.
[01:02:51]  Totally worth the $20.
[01:02:53]  That guy gives he'll take you out for a beer if you find out about the handshake.
[01:02:58]  Oh, yeah, I'm sure he'll take me out for a beer, is right, 2012 fan.
[01:03:02]  I'm sure he would take me out for a beer.
[01:03:05]  You get what you deserve, you muckled pieces of crap!
[01:03:13]  You've been chemically hit by birth and positronically hit by the television.
[01:03:21]  That 50-page break about sexy rich guy is gonna take me up.
[01:03:29]  What the fuck?
[01:03:47]  Alright, it's pretty funny, dude.
[01:03:49]  This is pretty funny, dude.
[01:04:00]  Do you want some milk, Al-Qaeda?
[01:04:04]  I'm not guilty, you fascist, evil slug.
[01:04:08]  Julia Michelle Oman.
[01:04:12]  Is she really a woman?
[01:04:14]  Is she a man?
[01:04:15]  That's a man, baby.
[01:04:19]  Physiologically doesn't happen.
[01:04:24]  Just stumbling around projectiles.
[01:04:27]  That's a man, baby.
[01:04:32]  I don't want to swim around in your piss.
[01:04:34]  I go to the back room to piss.

=== Sandy Hook Debate (05:19) ===

[01:04:44]  Oh my god.
[01:05:09]  All right.
[01:05:10]  All right.
[01:05:12]  That's enough of this shit.
[01:05:13]  I mean, good God.
[01:05:15]  What the fuck kind of fucking.
[01:05:17]  My filters.
[01:05:18]  My filters remix is this, man.
[01:05:21]  Oh, God.
[01:05:22]  Anyway, thank you, AJ.
[01:05:24]  We really did appreciate that one, man.
[01:05:26]  AJ, he's the guy who requested that video of old Alex Jones.
[01:05:31]  All right, let's continue on here so we can finish up these $18.66 bucker.
[01:05:35]  This next one is by Woody Allen Buttlover.
[01:05:39]  And what is this?
[01:05:41]  Tinfoil Smasher.
[01:05:43]  Oh my God.
[01:05:44]  Have you heard?
[01:05:45]  That fat loser is currently being sued into the ground by the Sandy Hook parents.
[01:05:49]  I heard about that, dude.
[01:05:51]  I heard about that.
[01:05:52]  And I'd like to know what gives the Sandy Hook parents so much car blanche.
[01:05:57]  All right.
[01:05:58]  That they can infringe upon someone's freedom of speech.
[01:06:02]  And not to mention, let me explain something else, okay?
[01:06:04]  These Sandy Hook folks, okay, and let's just say for the sake of argument that they lost their children, okay?
[01:06:11]  I'm not going to spread any conspiracy theories.
[01:06:14]  All right.
[01:06:14]  What is this?
[01:06:15]  Fake endo knows?
[01:06:18]  GX in the chat if ghost sells my should sell my filters.
[01:06:22]  All right, never mind.
[01:06:24]  Listen, what I don't like about the Sandy Hook parents is that they're now suing and they have the car blanche to sue the manufacturer of the gun that perpetrated this alleged crime out there at Sandy Hook.
[01:06:38]  All right, so that's why I don't understand what gives these people so much carte blanche to be able to just sue people at will because, oh, you know, my kid happened to have died.
[01:06:50]  Kids die every day.
[01:06:52]  And there are folks that never get any kind of contrition or retribution or any kind of compensation whatsoever.
[01:07:00]  And I think it's a disgrace that these people that are, you know, the Sandy Hook folks have the audacity to sue the gun manufacturer.
[01:07:12]  I mean, we might as well sue knife manufacturers to the folks that died here recently over there across the pond in the UK.
[01:07:20]  We might as well sue the fucking manufacturers of cars because of all the damn car accidents that we have every day.
[01:07:27]  I don't like where the Sandy Hook parents are taking this.
[01:07:31]  And look, I'm no fan of Alex Jones.
[01:07:33]  He's been goddamn, he's been ripping me off for years.
[01:07:37]  But for them to sue Alex Jones because this is a guy who is practicing his First Amendment speech is just utterly ridiculous.
[01:07:46]  And I'm riding with you on that one, Alex Jones.
[01:07:48]  Are you kidding me?
[01:07:49]  They have no right.
[01:07:51]  These people have no right to do what they're doing.
[01:07:54]  All right.
[01:07:54]  I'm sorry.
[01:07:54]  That's just my opinion.
[01:07:56]  All right.
[01:07:57]  My opinion.
[01:07:58]  And what is this?
[01:08:00]  Alex Jones quoting ghosts.
[01:08:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:03]  Michekels, Michekels, Mashaka.
[01:08:05]  Fuck off.
[01:08:06]  All right.
[01:08:07]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66, Bucker.
[01:08:11]  Once again, this is by Woody Allen Butt Lover.
[01:08:16]  What the hell?
[01:08:17]  Hold on.
[01:08:17]  What is it?
[01:08:17]  Hold on just a second.
[01:08:18]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:19]  I got to read Evil Mirror.
[01:08:20]  Evil Mirror said, if gun manufacturers didn't support the NRA, they wouldn't get sued.
[01:08:25]  What the fuck?
[01:08:26]  Wait a minute.
[01:08:27]  This is what I don't understand.
[01:08:28]  Okay.
[01:08:29]  Fuckers deserve what they get for murdering kids by proxy.
[01:08:32]  Get the fuck out of here, Evil Mirror.
[01:08:34]  This is what I don't understand.
[01:08:36]  How did the NRA, the National Rifle Association, which has been around for a long period of time, how in the hell can this nonprofit organization have so much clout?
[01:08:47]  I mean, I think that the NRA is a scapegoat for legislation for guns.
[01:08:53]  Because let's be honest, folks, I personally am not a member of the NRA specifically for the fact that if the government decided to get uppity and we had some fucking asshole like Beto O'Rourke that suggested that the government, the federal government, that is, has the right to take your guns away, then whose list are they going to go and look at first?
[01:09:15]  All right, when gun confiscation becomes law?
[01:09:18]  They're going to go to the NRA and they're going to see all the list of their members and they're going to be the first ones targeted whenever there's ever any kind of gun confiscation.
[01:09:30]  I am not a member of the NRA, folks.
[01:09:32]  I think the NRA, in my opinion, is a fucking fraud.
[01:09:35]  All right.
[01:09:36]  I don't know what accords the NRA so much power.
[01:09:39]  They certainly don't have the money to compare as far as lobbyists.
[01:09:44]  I keep hearing this garbage that, oh, well, the NRA's got lobbyists, ghosts.
[01:09:48]  They've got lobbyists.
[01:09:49]  Yeah, fucking for how much?
[01:09:51]  They certainly don't even have the fucking tip money to have the amount of contributions that the pharmaceutical companies have.
[01:09:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:59]  It's a few years old, but I still think it's worth a watch.

=== NRA Fraud Claims (15:13) ===

[01:10:03]  Hey, cheers.
[01:10:03]  I also agree with you on Jordan Maxwell going downhill with his UFOs.
[01:10:07]  Yeah, I know, Edgar.
[01:10:11]  I know, man.
[01:10:12]  I know.
[01:10:12]  And I don't know why Jordan Maxwell went that direction of aliens or something.
[01:10:19]  He went to go visit Area 51.
[01:10:22]  And this is what Jordan Maxwell said, believe it or not.
[01:10:24]  He said, I went to Area 51 and sat on a rock or something.
[01:10:28]  And then he was communicating with shit that was in the sky.
[01:10:33]  And the shit that was in the sky told him that he was some big fucking alien afterlife soul or some shit.
[01:10:40]  So, yeah, fuck that.
[01:10:43]  But I'll get to yours in a second there, Edgy Bra.
[01:10:46]  We've got a lot of things that are backing up here.
[01:10:48]  So let's go ahead and go to Woody Allen Buttlover, who requested this one here.
[01:10:52]  He said, Calm down, ghosts, look at this instead.
[01:10:55]  So, Woody Allen Buttlover requested this one.
[01:10:58]  What happens when five eligible bachelors welcome a little girl into their lives?
[01:11:03]  Hey, it's my turn in the bathroom.
[01:11:05]  Non-stop hilarity.
[01:11:07]  My five uncles, the sitcom with a lot of hearts.
[01:11:11]  Hey, Gina, welcome to your new home.
[01:11:13]  You sleep in there, and we all sleep in here.
[01:11:16]  Is this actually on Grand Theft Auto?
[01:11:19]  It's the show that shows family values exist, even in unconventional families.
[01:11:25]  Oh, what are you guys doing in there?
[01:11:27]  We're just walking here.
[01:11:29]  It's a brand new show taking hilarious comedy in a whole new funny direction.
[01:11:34]  I don't get it.
[01:11:34]  Why don't any of you guys have a city girlfriend?
[01:11:37]  And they learn some lessons about life and love along the way.
[01:11:41]  Come on, guys.
[01:11:42]  Group hug.
[01:11:43]  I'm an emotionally abused orphan.
[01:11:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:48]  Are you kidding me?
[01:11:49]  Don't forget to cast your votes starting on January 10th for the Golden Rashbury Awards.
[01:11:54]  You dick!
[01:11:55]  Ghost Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are among the few up for nomination.
[01:11:59]  Winners announced.
[01:12:01]  Yeah, you guys are assholes, dude.
[01:12:02]  Seriously, whoever fucking listed me on the Razzies, you're a fucking, you're a fucking dickhead.
[01:12:08]  All right?
[01:12:09]  You're a fucking dickhead.
[01:12:10]  Fuck you, whoever the hell did.
[01:12:11]  Let's play the rest of this show.
[01:12:13]  She's about life and love.
[01:12:14]  This sick Grand Theft Auto garbage.
[01:12:17]  Group hug.
[01:12:18]  I'm an emotionally abused orphan.
[01:12:20]  Can I get in on any of these group hugs?
[01:12:22]  No, you stupid bitch.
[01:12:23]  My five uncles.
[01:12:25]  Thursday nights on LFBC.
[01:12:28]  Oh, great.
[01:12:29]  Isn't that great?
[01:12:30]  My five uncles, huh?
[01:12:32]  My five uncles.
[01:12:33]  Isn't that great?
[01:12:34]  Some big ass cluster fuck orgy.
[01:12:37]  All right, raising a child.
[01:12:39]  Then we wonder why.
[01:12:41]  Oh my God.
[01:12:42]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:12:43]  Hey, wait, are we still having problems here?
[01:12:46]  Are we having problems?
[01:12:47]  God damn it, dude, with these fucking technical difficulties, man.
[01:12:51]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:52]  I mean, I want to use this service.
[01:12:54]  I mean, seriously, but man, I mean, come on, Maine.
[01:12:58]  I mean, come on, Maine is all I got to say.
[01:13:00]  I know everybody's like, go to YouTube.
[01:13:02]  Dude, if I do the shit I do on YouTube that I do here, I'm getting, I'm getting banned, all right?
[01:13:08]  I'm getting banned.
[01:13:09]  Anyway, thank you, Woody Allen Buttlover, for that Grand Theft Auto advertisement.
[01:13:13]  I don't know what the fuck that was about.
[01:13:15]  But let's continue going.
[01:13:17]  We've got Randy Newman.
[01:13:19]  I love to seize my.
[01:13:22]  I go down, down on you, because I love to see my Randy Newman is the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
[01:13:35]  And what did he say?
[01:13:37]  He said, hey there, ghost, I wrote this song about you.
[01:13:41]  One more some 90s.
[01:13:42]  Hey, look at that.
[01:13:43]  One more for Train Lover out here.
[01:13:45]  Thank you, Train Lover.
[01:13:46]  I appreciate it, dude.
[01:13:47]  All right, Randy Newman requested this one.
[01:13:49]  Let's see.
[01:13:50]  He said he wrote this song for me.
[01:13:52]  And we got to wait for a goddamn advertisement because that's YouTube, YouTube.
[01:13:58]  Everybody's doing the YouTube.
[01:14:01]  All right, what is this?
[01:14:04]  Hold on just a second, folks.
[01:14:05]  Let's go ahead and play this.
[01:14:07]  Randy Newman requested this.
[01:14:09]  But I saw Lester Medics on TV show with some rednecks.
[01:14:16]  And the Jew left Lester Medics.
[01:14:20]  And the audience left Lester Medics, too.
[01:14:24]  Well, he may be a fool, but he's awful.
[01:14:27]  The hell is this guy talking about?
[01:14:29]  Better than him, they're wrong.
[01:14:31]  A Jew?
[01:14:32]  So I went to the park and I took some paper along And that's where I made this song.
[01:14:43]  We talk real funny down here.
[01:14:47]  We drink too much and laugh too loud, Too dull.
[01:14:56]  I knew it was Randy Newman I always sing like this I mean doesn't his music sound typically the same I mean, doesn't this sound typically the same for his other shit?
[01:15:11]  I mean seriously Hey ghost who will you pick for the Razzies?
[01:15:16]  I hear that your president is also up for nomination All right, that's all I gotta say that man gets subtitles here Where are the subtitles at?
[01:15:40]  Do you even have subtitles?
[01:15:41]  Get together some subtitles.
[01:15:44]  Not even the goddamn goddamn YouTube can get what this guy's saying.
[01:15:51]  We're red next.
[01:15:53]  We're red next.
[01:15:56]  We're keeping the nillers down.
[01:16:01]  What did he say?
[01:16:02]  keeping what down is that what he said Hold on, let me go back.
[01:16:20]  Is that what he said?
[01:16:20]  Hold on, I gotta go back to hear that shit.
[01:16:22]  Hold on.
[01:16:23]  Hold on, I gotta, I gotta hear you.
[01:16:36]  Are you shi- How the hell does Randy Newman get away with saying the hard RN word?
[01:16:43]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:16:45]  I MEAN GOOD GOD!
[01:16:52]  Oh my god...
[01:16:53]  Now you know the niggas are negro.
[01:16:56]  What the fuck?
[01:16:58]  See he's got his big down here we too ignorant to realize that the north has set the nigga free.
[01:17:08]  What the fuck is, what kind of song is this?
[01:17:11]  I mean.
[01:17:27]  I mean are you kidding me, Randy Newman?
[01:17:30]  Are you kidding me?
[01:17:34]  They're gathering the money for miles around keeping the niggas down.
[01:17:41]  Oh my god.
[01:17:44]  Oh my god!
[01:17:53]  We're keeping the nuggets down.
[01:17:56]  All right, that's enough.
[01:17:57]  I can't play.
[01:17:58]  Keeping the nails down.
[01:18:01]  Alright, that's it, dude.
[01:18:02]  That's, I mean, what a fucking racist song.
[01:18:05]  How the hell does Randy Newman get away with that kind of crap?
[01:18:08]  This guy was straight up saying the hard RN word, man.
[01:18:13]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:14]  There's Duba, dude.
[01:18:17]  Based Newman, you've got a Negro in me.
[01:18:19]  Ah, dude, that's fucked up, dude.
[01:18:21]  That's.
[01:18:23]  Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
[01:18:25]  All right, look, let's move on.
[01:18:26]  All right, that was a horrible song.
[01:18:28]  Somebody by the name of Randy Newman requested that.
[01:18:31]  And what is this?
[01:18:32]  Slavey Cuckets.
[01:18:34]  The hell is that?
[01:18:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:36]  What do the Yellow Rose and me have in common?
[01:18:39]  We were both Santa Ana's bitches.
[01:18:41]  Oh, fuck off.
[01:18:42]  All right.
[01:18:42]  First of all, don't you ever talk about Davey Crockett in that capacity.
[01:18:45]  And secondly, do not, and I repeat, do not talk shit about the Yellow Rose of Texas, you piece of shit.
[01:18:54]  All right, we're moving on here.
[01:18:55]  All right, that was horrible.
[01:18:56]  Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:19:00]  This next one was requested by Noble Savage, and he put down a $20 bill on this one.
[01:19:06]  So, Noble Savage, cheers to Noble Savage here.
[01:19:08]  And of course, we got to go through these advertisements again.
[01:19:12]  And what did Noble Savage says?
[01:19:13]  I'm glad that you liked the ridiculous remix on Thursday.
[01:19:19]  Here is more from the same channel.
[01:19:21]  All right, let's see what kind of musical blasphemy is going to come out this way.
[01:19:25]  All right.
[01:19:26]  And what is this mini moose?
[01:19:30]  What is this?
[01:19:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:31]  I didn't know Pixar Disney was based hiring Randy Newman.
[01:19:35]  Oh, that is correct, huh?
[01:19:36]  So, Randy Newman, he's working for Pixar Diggs Disney.
[01:19:41]  Yeah, I understand.
[01:19:43]  I understand why he's out there with Disney, huh?
[01:19:47]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:19:48]  Noble Savage.
[01:19:50]  Let's go ahead and see what he has.
[01:19:51]  This is a remix according to Noble Savage.
[01:19:57]  What the fuck?
[01:20:00]  Is this Static X and Soulja Boy mix-up?
[01:20:04]  Oh, come on!
[01:20:15]  Please I mean this is musical blasphemy for Christ's sake I mean, this is just horrible musical blasphemy, dude.
[01:20:41]  First of all, I hated this stupid Soldier Boy song.
[01:20:46]  Fucking dumb ass.
[01:20:48]  You, I hate that shit.
[01:20:50]  TAKE THAT SHIT!
[01:21:00]  And shut up in the chat room saying better than Pantera, you fucking pieces of crap!
[01:21:19]  So what does everybody think about this musical Blast Me Remix that we're listening to right now?
[01:21:34]  Look at... some of these people actually like it!
[01:21:37]  Look at the chat room.
[01:21:38]  Some of them actually like it!
[01:21:46]  Oh, you can't do it like me?
[01:21:48]  oh you can't do it like me Fucking 328.
[01:22:12]  3 minutes and 28 seconds of pure musical blasphemy, man.
[01:22:23]  And look, we can see a sweaty ass crack.
[01:22:26]  We can literally see the disgusting, sweaty ass crack of Soldier Boy right here.
[01:22:31]  I mean, is that what some of the urban women find sexy?
[01:23:01]  This guy tried to do a stage nod.
[01:23:03]  Now he wants to get the fuck out of there because they're robbing him for his shit.
[01:23:08]  They're robbing old fucking Soldier Boy for his shit.
[01:23:11]  He wants out of the damn stage guys.
[01:23:14]  All right.
[01:23:15]  Hey, Noble Savage.
[01:23:17]  Very interesting musical blasphemy.
[01:23:19]  They had an app called LimeWire.
[01:23:22]  Yeah, shut app called LimeWire.
[01:23:25]  Jesus Christ, that was a long time ago.
[01:23:26]  Fucking LimeWire?
[01:23:28]  What is this?
[01:23:29]  Fucking 2001?
[01:23:30]  LimeWire.
[01:23:32]  Anyway, folks, thank you once again to Noble Savage.
[01:23:36]  Noble Savage is in the house, and it looks like we had another hiccup again on this stream.
[01:23:42]  I have no idea why this.
[01:23:44]  I have no idea why, man.
[01:23:45]  I know people are like, go back to YouTube, etc.
[01:23:48]  But come on, man.
[01:23:49]  I wouldn't be able to do this out there on YouTube, man.
[01:23:52]  I'm telling you.
[01:23:53]  I'm telling you right now.
[01:23:54]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:23:55]  We got Ghost right now.
[01:23:57]  All right.
[01:23:58]  Hold on.
[01:23:58]  Wait a minute.
[01:23:59]  Hold on.
[01:23:59]  Wait a minute.
[01:23:59]  This is a $5 bill.
[01:24:02]  This is a $5 bill there, Ghost right now.
[01:24:05]  You're trying to get one over on me.
[01:24:07]  I'm not going to play this one for a $5 bill, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:10]  All right.
[01:24:10]  Let's go to the next one.
[01:24:12]  Noble Savage.
[01:24:13]  Noble Savage back-to-back.
[01:24:15]  All right.
[01:24:15]  Here he is.
[01:24:16]  He said one more.
[01:24:18]  One more.
[01:24:18]  I wonder if it's going to be another one of those cluster fuck musical blasphemy remixes.
[01:24:24]  So let's see what the hell Noble Savage on a back-to-back.
[01:24:28]  Let's see what the hell he requested on this one here.
[01:24:30]  And cheers to Noble Savage, by the way.
[01:24:32]  He's a pretty good fan, to say the least.
[01:24:35]  All right, let's see what we got.
[01:24:36]  This is obviously another musical blasphemy remix.
[01:24:40]  So let's see what we have here.
[01:24:41]  Noble Savage requested this one.
[01:24:44]  Pretty damn good mashup.
[01:24:46]  And by the way, cheers to Noble Savage once again.
[01:24:49]  He's been donating 20 buckers for the past several shows.
[01:24:52]  So cheers to you, man.
[01:24:53]  And cheers to AJ.
[01:24:55]  Cheers to It's Jake, by the way, for a $25 earlier.
[01:24:59]  Let's move on.
[01:25:00]  We've got Pingas.
[01:25:01]  Pingas said, hey, G-Man, glad to see you're back.
[01:25:04]  Here's a video of my favorite TV show mashed with my favorite band.
[01:25:09]  All right, let's go ahead and take out what Pingas is talking about here.
[01:25:12]  Pingas has got us a little bit of a mashup with his favorite show and his favorite band.

=== Musical Blasphemy Remix (13:19) ===

[01:25:17]  So it is.
[01:25:18]  Uh-oh, hold on.
[01:25:19]  Wait a minute.
[01:25:20]  No, come on, dude.
[01:25:22]  Not more Panteric space.
[01:25:25]  To invite us over for a picnic, hey, Luigi?
[01:25:28]  I hope she meant lots of spaghetti Buigis.
[01:25:31]  Spaghetti?
[01:25:39]  I knew it, dude.
[01:25:41]  I fucking knew it.
[01:25:43]  I knew it, man.
[01:25:44]  I fucking knew it.
[01:25:48]  What the hell?
[01:25:52]  What the hell?
[01:25:56]  WHO PRODUCED THIS BULLSHIT?!
[01:26:14]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:15]  No.
[01:26:17]  This is starting to get sick.
[01:26:20]  This is starting to get sick, man!
[01:26:47]  There's a RoboCop.
[01:26:50]  Hold on, we got another dono here.
[01:26:52]  Ghostman.
[01:26:53]  I was late to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[01:26:55]  Have you talked about the Torrents for your old show yet?
[01:26:58]  Cheers, man.
[01:26:59]  No, I haven't yet.
[01:27:00]  As a matter of fact, tomorrow I'm going to be on most of the afternoon in the Inner Circle chat room.
[01:27:10]  We're going to talk about that tomorrow and a bunch of other things.
[01:27:12]  So if you happen to be a part of the inner circle, I'm going to be there tomorrow afternoon.
[01:27:16]  I know I've been kind of absentee for a couple of days.
[01:27:19]  So don't worry.
[01:27:21]  I will come back.
[01:27:22]  And cheers to you, by the way, for asking.
[01:27:25]  I will definitely find out the 411 on that.
[01:27:27]  Let's go ahead and listen to the rest of Pingas.
[01:27:31]  This is Pingas $18.66 bucker up in here.
[01:27:38]  Oh, Micah, why?
[01:27:42]  Man What the fuck am I watching, dude?
[01:27:53]  How low can you go?
[01:27:55]  What am I watching on a Saturday night?
[01:27:58]  This is what I'm doing on my fucking Saturday night.
[01:28:02]  This song is actually Public Enemy with Anthrax.
[01:28:28]  Hello?
[01:28:39]  What the fuck?
[01:28:41]  I mean, I'm wasting my Saturday watching shit like that.
[01:28:45]  I mean, good God.
[01:28:57]  I mean, leave Pantera alone, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:29:01]  Seriously, man.
[01:29:03]  Y'all have already ruined it for me that Pantera lent its music out for some fucking anime and SpongeBob shit.
[01:29:10]  So just, let's just leave it at that, all right?
[01:29:13]  Let's just leave it at that.
[01:29:14]  And everybody leave me the fuck alone when it comes to, you know, making fun of Pantera.
[01:29:19]  And, yeah, you know what we're going to do?
[01:29:21]  We're going to make fun of Pantera.
[01:29:24]  Yeah, we know it triggers ghosts.
[01:29:26]  You know, he doesn't like it, so we're going to keep doing it.
[01:29:28]  And yeah, all right, whatever.
[01:29:32]  Let's move on.
[01:29:33]  Thank you, Pingas.
[01:29:34]  Thank you for that interesting and very bizarre video that you just requested.
[01:29:40]  But let's continue, folks.
[01:29:42]  All right, because I want to hurry up and get through these so we can go do some other things on the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
[01:29:48]  This next one was requested by Ghost Can't Use His Legs.
[01:29:53]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[01:29:54]  I can use my legs.
[01:29:55]  Don't listen to these idiots that try to spread this bullshit that I'm in a damn wheelchair.
[01:30:01]  I am not.
[01:30:01]  Okay.
[01:30:03]  Anyway, he said, here's another banger to dance to.
[01:30:06]  Shame you can't anymore.
[01:30:07]  Whatever the hell that means.
[01:30:09]  But once again, this next video was requested by Ghost Can't Use His Legs.
[01:30:14]  So let's see what kind of.
[01:30:16]  What is this?
[01:30:17]  Hold on.
[01:30:18]  I gotta wait for this damn advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
[01:30:23]  Everybody's doing the YouTube.
[01:30:26]  All right, what the hell is this?
[01:30:27]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:30:28]  This is by Ghost Can't Use His Legs requested this.
[01:30:33]  Stacey Q.
[01:30:36]  Oh, are you kidding me, dude?
[01:30:37]  Who the hell requested this?
[01:30:40]  Who the hell requested this?
[01:30:50]  This is that bitch that sang that song Two of hearts, two of hearts I mean, and one, two of heights.
[01:30:58]  That's that bitch, right?
[01:30:59]  I knew it was her.
[01:31:13]  This is the way Stacey Q used to fucking sing her songs, dude.
[01:31:18]  I start to overload.
[01:31:21]  I explore where we're going.
[01:31:23]  I guess we're fruiting up, huh?
[01:31:24]  Huh?
[01:31:25]  How many of you got your assholes puckering and you're fruiting up and you're flinging your arms around and your wrists are limp and you're just flinging them around?
[01:31:33]  How many of you are doing this shit to this song?
[01:31:51]  Oh my god, dude.
[01:31:52]  I mean, I know this is supposed to be 80s music, but this was definitely not something that was playing in the clubs I was hanging out at.
[01:31:59]  Give me your love and affection.
[01:32:03]  Dance with me tonight.
[01:32:06]  Give me all of your attention.
[01:32:10]  Dancing in the snow.
[01:32:11]  Listen, you hear this, Rod.
[01:32:13]  Give me all your attention.
[01:32:14]  I want you to calm the fuck down.
[01:32:16]  Won't you calm down?
[01:32:17]  I'll give you some attention.
[01:32:18]  Why don't you suck the sap out of my sack?
[01:32:20]  How do you like that?
[01:32:33]  So, is everybody liking this?
[01:32:36]  I mean, I'm looking at the chat room.
[01:32:38]  People are actually digging this for Christ's sake.
[01:32:41]  I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[01:32:42]  People are actually digging this fucking song.
[01:32:44]  Listen to them.
[01:32:45]  Look at them.
[01:32:45]  They're fruiting up in the chapter.
[01:32:47]  Look at them.
[01:32:48]  They're fruiting up for Christ's sake.
[01:32:50]  You're fruitin' up!
[01:32:51]  My god.
[01:33:03]  And look, somebody just said she's giving me the cockstare.
[01:33:07]  The fuck does that mean?
[01:33:09]  She's giving me the cockstare.
[01:33:11]  This is a fucking cost.
[01:33:14]  You know that this is a picture.
[01:33:15]  All right, asshole.
[01:33:16]  He's giving me the cock stare.
[01:33:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:25]  What is this?
[01:33:26]  Is this a breakdown?
[01:33:27]  Is this the interlude here?
[01:33:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:33]  And you know, I thought many of you anime pricks would like her big eyes.
[01:33:36]  People are complaining that her eyes are too big.
[01:33:38]  Isn't that what y'all like in anime?
[01:33:41]  Give me all of your attention.
[01:33:45]  Dancing in the sight.
[01:33:47]  All right, all right.
[01:33:48]  Let's let this go a couple more seconds and we're moving on here.
[01:33:54]  I mean, these people are fruiting up too much in this chat room.
[01:33:57]  They like this song a little too much, as far as I'm concerned.
[01:34:02]  All right, that's good enough.
[01:34:03]  Thank you very much.
[01:34:04]  Who the hell requested this?
[01:34:06]  Ghost Can't Use His Legs requested this.
[01:34:09]  All right, yeah, I got my legs, asshole.
[01:34:11]  All right, go fuck yourself.
[01:34:13]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:34:16]  This is requested by Echo Chamber, and I have a little bit of a bad feeling that this might be a relay of my show right now.
[01:34:24]  So let's see what it is.
[01:34:27]  Oh, of course.
[01:34:29]  Yeah, I got it.
[01:34:29]  How the hell did I guess that?
[01:34:32]  Let's go to the next one.
[01:34:32]  They want to hear 18.
[01:34:34]  Echo!
[01:34:35]  Requested by Echo Chamber.
[01:34:37]  Echo!
[01:34:38]  I have a little bit of a bad feeling.
[01:34:39]  Echo!
[01:34:42]  Echo!
[01:34:43]  Let's see!
[01:34:44]  That's what they want to hear, these freaks!
[01:34:46]  Echo!
[01:34:48]  How the hell!
[01:34:49]  ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!
[01:35:12]  Let's go!
[01:35:16]  They're fucking stupid!
[01:35:18]  They're idiots!
[01:35:19]  Goal!
[01:35:36]  That's what they want to hear!
[01:35:38]  And sons of bitches They're fucking assholes!
[01:35:58]  They're autistic!
[01:35:59]  I can't fuck off!
[01:36:03]  Let's go!
[01:36:15]  They're fucking assholes!
[01:36:17]  They're autistic!
[01:36:21]  I'm Echo!
[01:36:23]  This is what they want to hear, man!
[01:36:25]  This is what they want to fucking hear!
[01:36:27]  Let me go!
[01:36:30]  Echo!
[01:36:34]  They're fucking assholes!
[01:36:36]  They're all kissed at your f***ing This is what they want to hear, man!
[01:36:44]  This is what they want to fucking hear!
[01:36:45]  Let me go!
[01:36:48]  Echo!
[01:36:51]  All right, I'm tired of this shit!
[01:36:53]  I'm tired of this fucking kid!
[01:36:56]  I mean, good God!
[01:36:57]  I'm tired!
[01:36:58]  I tired!
[01:36:59]  I echo it!
[01:37:02]  They want to hear, man!
[01:37:03]  Let's go! Let's go!
[01:37:12]  I'm tired of this fucking kid!
[01:37:16]  Yeah.
[01:37:55]  Take this shit off!
[01:37:56]  Take it off!
[01:37:58]  Take it off!
[01:37:59]  Take it!
[01:38:01]  Take that shit off!
[01:38:04]  Good God!
[01:38:07]  Anyway, folks, my apologies on that, folks.
[01:38:10]  Course, somebody had to donate an $18.66 bucker and have a relay going on.
[01:38:17]  All right, so I'm sorry about that, folks, but this is the goddamn internet, huh?
[01:38:23]  This is the goddamn internet.
[01:38:25]  Shut up!
[01:38:26]  I didn't say anything like that.
[01:38:28]  You see, now they're accusing me of saying something I didn't say because they're a bunch of fucking but yeah, there's Nafara 822.

=== Illegal Immigrant Health Care (04:02) ===

[01:38:36]  I know you hate modern music with a burning passion, but this is pretty good.
[01:38:40]  Oh, yeah.
[01:38:41]  This is from 2007.
[01:38:43]  Oh, yeah, you sure?
[01:38:44]  You sure about that?
[01:38:46]  And here's Magnos Iran Hambonius over here.
[01:38:50]  I'd just like to cut in for a moment.
[01:38:52]  Hitler is right when he says that Stacey Q was not the music he was hearing in clubs in the late second millennium.
[01:38:58]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:38:59]  The clubs he attended were playing Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Queen because he's a faggot.
[01:39:04]  Fuck you, wheelchair situation.
[01:39:06]  All right, fuck off.
[01:39:08]  Magos, a rant Hambonius.
[01:39:11]  Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[01:39:13]  All right.
[01:39:14]  I was going to the fucking nice clubs back in the 80s.
[01:39:17]  All right.
[01:39:18]  The kind of clubs where you were doing cocaine off of chicks' fucking tits and stuff.
[01:39:22]  All right.
[01:39:23]  I know that you're projecting at me because now you're going to these damn homosexual clubs that have glory hole mazes built inside of them.
[01:39:31]  That's not the kind of crap that I went.
[01:39:33]  All right.
[01:39:33]  Because I'm a man.
[01:39:34]  All right.
[01:39:35]  I'm a goddamn man.
[01:39:38]  Fucking fruit bowls.
[01:39:40]  Hey, what is this, Kans abuser?
[01:39:45]  Did you see the part where Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell was nominated for the Golden Raspberry Awards?
[01:39:51]  I saw it, dude.
[01:39:53]  It's a bunch of bullshit, Kans abuser.
[01:39:55]  It's a bunch of leftists that just can't get over the fact that Donald Trump is president.
[01:40:01]  Do you understand?
[01:40:02]  This man is a capitalist.
[01:40:04]  Everything that I ever advocated during true capitalist radio and true conservative radio, this man has put into law.
[01:40:13]  I never thought in my life I would ever see a president renegotiate the trade deals with China and the European Union, force NATO to pay its fair fucking share.
[01:40:25]  I'm telling you right now, I love Donald Trump.
[01:40:28]  I'd follow that man into hell.
[01:40:30]  I think that Donald Trump is the greatest American president in American history.
[01:40:35]  And anybody who disagrees, you're a fucking idiot.
[01:40:38]  All right.
[01:40:39]  I mean, times right now couldn't get any better.
[01:40:43]  I mean, we are literally in the best economic times in American history, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:48]  And you want to know why it's so good in this country?
[01:40:51]  Because we got so many people bitching.
[01:40:53]  We got so many people bitching and moaning, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:56]  Because if it was a bad time, these people wouldn't have the cart blanche, the luxury to piss and moan and go to these ridiculous little protests.
[01:41:07]  All right.
[01:41:07]  And the thing about protests nowadays, they're no longer protests.
[01:41:10]  It's nothing more than an impromptu festival now, huh?
[01:41:14]  That's all it is.
[01:41:15]  They carry their fucking signs.
[01:41:18]  They go out there.
[01:41:19]  They're being peddled fucking pussy hats at the Million Woman March.
[01:41:24]  I mean, it's stupid.
[01:41:25]  It's dumb.
[01:41:26]  All right.
[01:41:26]  If you don't like Trump, that's one thing.
[01:41:29]  You don't like him because, oh my God, he's so crude and he's not presidential.
[01:41:32]  But let me tell you something.
[01:41:33]  This is the greatest economy in American history.
[01:41:37]  And if you want this economy to go back to Obama when more than 50% of the American public were accepting fucking food stamps, well, then you go ahead and vote the goddamn Democrats because the Democrats in modern day America, all right, are anti-American scum.
[01:41:52]  They hate their country.
[01:41:54]  They want open borders.
[01:41:56]  They think that illegal immigrants that came into our country illegally, they think that they have more rights than you as an American citizen.
[01:42:05]  I mean, you all saw the first and second Democratic debates when they asked, raise your hand if you think that illegal immigrants deserve free health care.
[01:42:15]  All the Democrats raised their hands.
[01:42:18]  You as the American people don't even have free health care.
[01:42:21]  And these fucking anti-American Democrats, scum, they want illegal immigrants who have broke our laws, came into our country illegally.
[01:42:31]  They want them to have free health care.
[01:42:34]  Unfucking believable.
[01:42:36]  Unbelievable.

=== 92 Bayo Clip Review (03:15) ===

[01:42:38]  Give me a heads up to mute the relay when you play this song.
[01:42:41]  Brian Adams.
[01:42:42]  I can't do it on YT because it will give a copyright strike.
[01:42:45]  Yeah, I hear you on those copyright strikes, man.
[01:42:48]  And by the way, the last episode of the Ghost Show got copyright struck, so we posted it on BitChute.
[01:42:54]  So once again, baby, BitChute is where we're going to have any of the broadcasts that happen to be taken down for any capacity, all right?
[01:43:03]  So anyway, let's get to the rest of the $18.66 bucker here.
[01:43:08]  We've got 92 Bayo.
[01:43:10]  92 Bayo requested this, and he said, secret footage from shortly after 9-11.
[01:43:15]  Turn up the volume.
[01:43:16]  Okay, let's see what the hell you're talking about there, 92 Bayo.
[01:43:20]  92 Bayo requested this.
[01:43:22]  And hold on, what is this?
[01:43:25]  What is this?
[01:43:26]  Are you kidding me?
[01:43:27]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:43:28]  What is this shit?
[01:43:30]  92 Bayo requested this.
[01:43:32]  What is this?
[01:43:34]  I'll get that.
[01:43:39]  Bin Laden, Lou, it's your time.
[01:43:42]  Osama, you old fucker.
[01:43:44]  It's GW.
[01:43:45]  You know how many innocent people we've had a torture trying to get a lead on?
[01:43:49]  So it's not my innovation.
[01:43:50]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:43:50]  We got somebody donating for Christ's sake.
[01:43:53]  What is this?
[01:43:54]  How am I projecting Jukler?
[01:43:56]  Over 80% of my body has been replaced with machine parts, including my mouth and entire lower half.
[01:44:02]  All right.
[01:44:03]  Going to a gay club would serve no purpose for me, but I have Ospex readings of you servicing glory holes at ACI.
[01:44:10]  Bullshit.
[01:44:11]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[01:44:12]  Fuck you, bro.
[01:44:13]  Magos, you rant hambonium.
[01:44:15]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, fuck you.
[01:44:17]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[01:44:20]  Wheelchair symbol up your ass.
[01:44:22]  All right, Magos, rant, hambonius, whatever the fuck.
[01:44:25]  What are you, the bio man or the bionic man or something?
[01:44:28]  Anyway, let's play this 92 Bayo clip.
[01:44:30]  92 Bayo requested this.
[01:44:35]  So it's not my fault.
[01:44:37]  What is it, Georgie?
[01:44:38]  I'm kind of busy here.
[01:44:40]  You know how Pops has those oil pipelines in Saudi Arabia?
[01:44:44]  I'm wondering if we ought to file an insurance claim, you know, after the whole thing blows up.
[01:44:51]  All right, well, drop me an email.
[01:44:52]  Tell me what pipe you're talking about, and I'll blow it all the way to Mecca.
[01:44:55]  We'd really appreciate it.
[01:44:57]  I'll ask Laura.
[01:44:58]  Oh, man.
[01:44:59]  What are they implying here?
[01:45:02]  What are they implying here?
[01:45:04]  All right, later.
[01:45:06]  Man, this is horrible.
[01:45:08]  That's not something to joke around about, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:11]  Seriously, man.
[01:45:13]  That's not something to joke around about.
[01:45:16]  I mean, good God.
[01:45:17]  What the hell are you trying to accomplish there, 98?
[01:45:20]  What was your fucking name?
[01:45:21]  92 Bayo?
[01:45:22]  What the heck are you trying to accomplish with that shit?
[01:45:25]  I mean, good fucking God.
[01:45:26]  Look, people are actually saying, no, it's completely accurate, Ghost.
[01:45:29]  It's completely accurate.
[01:45:31]  It's completely accurate.
[01:45:34]  All right, let's move on for Christ's sake.
[01:45:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:37]  How many more of these do we have?
[01:45:38]  All right, we got a few more.
[01:45:39]  Okay, and then we're going to go on to do some other things here.
[01:45:43]  This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Train Lover567.
[01:45:49]  We all like Train Lover 567.
[01:45:51]  He introduces us to new forms of music.

=== White Pony Song (06:03) ===

[01:45:53]  A lot of the times we like it.
[01:45:55]  It's very few times that we don't like it.
[01:45:57]  So let's see what Train Lover 567 has requested.
[01:46:00]  He said, Sup, Ghost, here's a classic from the TCR days.
[01:46:05]  You'll know this song from the 80s.
[01:46:08]  Okay, let's check a look at it.
[01:46:09]  All right, once again, Trey Lover567 requested this.
[01:46:14]  Always giving us some good.
[01:46:15]  Oh, man.
[01:46:16]  You know what?
[01:46:18]  I'm going to get up to dance to this one.
[01:46:19]  I'm sorry.
[01:46:20]  It's Saturday night, and y'all are playing a lot of 80s tunes.
[01:46:25]  You know what time it is.
[01:46:26]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[01:46:28]  You're disturbing me.
[01:46:29]  Hold on, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:46:31]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:32]  That Brian Adams, the one behind Kevin, Summer of 69.
[01:46:37]  I know who Brian Adams is.
[01:46:38]  The guy with the rap-y voice similar to Rod Stewart.
[01:46:40]  That song is one of his first songs when he was only 18.
[01:46:44]  Too bad I have to mute it on the relay because last time I...
[01:46:48]  I put it on YT.
[01:46:49]  I got a strike.
[01:46:50]  It's a shame, dude.
[01:46:51]  But yes, I know Brian Adams.
[01:46:53]  But before we get to Brian Adams, let's go ahead and put some fucking 80s disco music, man.
[01:46:59]  Oh, oh.
[01:47:00]  Oh, I got to get up on this one here.
[01:47:02]  Oh, oh, yeah.
[01:47:05]  Uh, uh, who else is dancing?
[01:47:11]  Who else is out there dancing, baby?
[01:47:13]  Uh, oh, uh, and by the way, when this son of a bitch is talking about the white horse, he's talking about cocaine.
[01:47:25]  That's what this song is about.
[01:47:27]  It's about cocaine.
[01:47:29]  God damn it, you're fucking harshing my mellow.
[01:47:32]  Don't hurt yourself trying to get up.
[01:47:34]  Oh, fuck you, dude.
[01:47:35]  Stop fucking harshing my mellow out here for Christ's sake, man.
[01:47:39]  God damn it.
[01:47:43]  Everybody dance with me, baby.
[01:47:44]  It's Saturday night.
[01:47:46]  Saturday night.
[01:47:52]  Troll Show.
[01:47:57]  Huh.
[01:47:58]  Getting down, baby.
[01:48:00]  This song is about cocaine, by the way.
[01:48:02]  I just wanted to let everybody know.
[01:48:14]  Huh?
[01:48:17]  Do you want to ride to ride the white horse?
[01:48:22]  Who wants to ride the white horse, boy?
[01:48:24]  Do you want a ride?
[01:48:28]  Don't ride the white horse.
[01:48:29]  White horse.
[01:48:30]  Man, this is a badass song, dude.
[01:48:32]  I'm not even joking.
[01:48:33]  White horse.
[01:48:35]  Who's got the yay-yo?
[01:48:37]  I'm kidding.
[01:48:38]  I'm kidding, dude.
[01:48:40]  No, no, no.
[01:48:41]  I'm kidding.
[01:48:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:48:45]  Now people are going to think I like booger sugar, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:49]  Uh, yeah, uh, get down.
[01:48:53]  Uh, yeah, uh, get down.
[01:48:59]  To ride the white horse, uh, yeah.
[01:49:03]  Do you want to ride to ride the white horse?
[01:49:09]  Who wants to ride the white horse with me, baby?
[01:49:13]  Uh, yeah, don't ride the white horse horse.
[01:49:16]  I'm throwing Masonic hand symbols to the song, baby.
[01:49:19]  Do you want to ride?
[01:49:21]  Uh, yeah.
[01:49:22]  Conjure up the spirits.
[01:49:25]  Yes, yes.
[01:49:30]  So ride the white horse.
[01:49:34]  Who's got the yay-yo?
[01:49:35]  What horse?
[01:49:38]  I'm kidding.
[01:49:40]  I'm kidding.
[01:49:41]  I'm just letting the music move me, baby.
[01:49:44]  I'm just letting the music move me for Christ's sake.
[01:49:47]  I'm like poetry in motion right now.
[01:49:49]  I'm telling you, I'd be mesmerizing a bunch of women and females if they were in front of me right now.
[01:49:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:49:58]  If you want to be rich, You've got to be a bitch.
[01:50:04]  Uh, yes, bitch.
[01:50:07]  Rich.
[01:50:09]  Uh, bitch.
[01:50:14]  Rich.
[01:50:16]  Uh.
[01:50:18]  Bitch.
[01:50:22]  I'm getting down out here.
[01:50:23]  You people can fucking talk shit about me all you want to in the chat room.
[01:50:25]  I'm having a Saturday night, baby.
[01:50:29]  If you want to be rich.
[01:50:31]  Uh, you've got to be a bitch.
[01:50:38]  Rich.
[01:50:42]  Bitch.
[01:50:43]  You're damn right, baby.
[01:50:44]  I'm feeling great, dude.
[01:50:46]  I'm feeling great.
[01:50:47]  We're listening to the 80s music.
[01:50:48]  It's Saturday night.
[01:50:50]  Bitch.
[01:50:50]  All right.
[01:50:51]  All I need to do is start breaking out some of the party utensils here.
[01:50:54]  I'm going to do that right after this song.
[01:50:57]  I'm doing that right after this fucking song, baby.
[01:50:59]  Here, let's sing it.
[01:51:00]  Do you want to ride?
[01:51:04]  Ride the white horse.
[01:51:08]  Uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, look at me.
[01:51:14]  Bring it down now.
[01:51:17]  Uh, yeah.
[01:51:19]  Ha, ho, pee, hole, bitch.
[01:51:27]  Ride the white pony.
[01:51:31]  Pony White pony.
[01:51:39]  All right, that's enough.
[01:51:41]  All right, everybody, just calm down.
[01:51:44]  I almost lost my breath there.
[01:51:46]  I almost lost my breath getting down there, baby.
[01:51:49]  I lost my breath getting down.
[01:51:54]  Anyway, that was requested by trade lover567, man.

=== Tobacco Excuse Accepted (07:53) ===

[01:51:57]  Cheers to him.
[01:51:59]  You know I like that song, baby.
[01:52:01]  You know I like that song.
[01:52:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:52:05]  All right.
[01:52:05]  Now, before we move on to the $18, I only got a few more $18.66 bucker.
[01:52:11]  Right after I heard that song, it turned my Saturday night juices flowing.
[01:52:15]  So you know what time it is?
[01:52:17]  Where's my glass?
[01:52:19]  Give me a glass.
[01:52:21]  You know what time it is, right, folks?
[01:52:22]  You know what time it is?
[01:52:23]  It's time for more beer.
[01:52:29]  You goddamn right.
[01:52:30]  We got all kinds of beer here, but all kinds of fucking beer.
[01:52:34]  All right.
[01:52:35]  I wanted a plethora of different beers, and I've got it.
[01:52:40]  I've got it.
[01:52:40]  I got a little Stella Artos.
[01:52:42]  I got some spotting beer for Christ's sake.
[01:52:45]  All right.
[01:52:46]  I got some shit that the Czechoslovakians that they make called straroproman.
[01:52:53]  Staropromen.
[01:52:55]  It's not bad, by the way, but I don't know how to pronounce it.
[01:52:59]  Let me go ahead and pour some goddamn beer into my glass here.
[01:53:06]  All right.
[01:53:06]  What is this?
[01:53:07]  The field of local liar.
[01:53:10]  What is this?
[01:53:11]  We all know you never got up from your wheelchair.
[01:53:14]  Fucking lying, asshole.
[01:53:17]  All right, what are you talking about?
[01:53:18]  What are you talking about?
[01:53:19]  I never got.
[01:53:20]  I was clearly fucking dancing.
[01:53:23]  I was clearly fucking dancing out here.
[01:53:26]  It's you assholes that are out here continuously lying and suggesting that I'm fucking, I don't know, that I'm not dancing, that I'm a fucking wheelchair, some shit like that.
[01:53:38]  Jesus Christ.
[01:53:41]  I can hear someone fapping in the back.
[01:53:43]  No shit, what the fuck's going on?
[01:53:45]  What the fuck?
[01:53:47]  Shut that shit up.
[01:53:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:53:52]  Not like I'm having a fucking show or nothing.
[01:53:56]  For Christ's sake, man, fuck.
[01:53:59]  Sorry, folks.
[01:54:01]  You gotta be a fucking man out here.
[01:54:03]  Gotta tell people to shut the fuck up when I'm out here trying to do a fucking show out here.
[01:54:08]  For Christ's sake, sorry about that.
[01:54:10]  I don't know what the fuck that was, but you notice right when I fucking said to shut the fuck up, the shit went off.
[01:54:16]  That's the way it should be.
[01:54:17]  And what is this?
[01:54:18]  Oh, my God.
[01:54:19]  Oh, no.
[01:54:20]  Oh, God.
[01:54:21]  It happened again.
[01:54:22]  I just soiled my wheelchair.
[01:54:24]  Now, fuck you.
[01:54:25]  Get over it.
[01:54:25]  Fuck you.
[01:54:26]  All right.
[01:54:26]  I've never said that.
[01:54:27]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:54:29]  All right.
[01:54:29]  I'm a bad son of a bitch.
[01:54:31]  And you see, you people are just hating on me because you sons of bitches.
[01:54:35]  Not only do you not have a woman, but let me tell you something right now.
[01:54:38]  That's the way your woman should be acting.
[01:54:39]  When you hear something, you're trying to shut the fuck up.
[01:54:42]  The shit just stops.
[01:54:43]  That's the way it should be.
[01:54:44]  All right.
[01:54:45]  So don't be sitting here talking garbage about me.
[01:54:47]  That I'm just, you know, that, ah, that's horrible, ghost.
[01:54:51]  How can you talk that way?
[01:54:52]  Well, you know what?
[01:54:52]  Tough titty, all right?
[01:54:54]  I'm not some over-feminized soy boy that's going to go and be like, um, honey, um, you don't understand.
[01:55:01]  I'm conducting myself an internet broadcast, and I would appreciate that, whatever you're doing.
[01:55:07]  I would appreciate it if you would stop and fuck that shit.
[01:55:10]  All right?
[01:55:11]  Fuck that shit.
[01:55:13]  This is my fucking house.
[01:55:15]  This is my fucking world.
[01:55:17]  And nobody's going to fuck with me.
[01:55:19]  Do you understand me?
[01:55:20]  No one's going to fuck with me.
[01:55:22]  Fucking goddamn right.
[01:55:23]  I'm feeling good.
[01:55:24]  I'm feeling great.
[01:55:25]  I'm feeling fucking wonderful for Christ's sake.
[01:55:28]  You need my fucking beer.
[01:55:31]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[01:55:36]  I want to say cheers to you all.
[01:55:39]  Goddamn sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
[01:55:41]  me my drink the first drink of beard of the day Actually, it's my.
[01:55:53]  I actually did a little bit of a drinking session this morning.
[01:55:56]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:55:57]  All right.
[01:55:58]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:00]  I just had to do a little bit of a drinking session this morning for Christ's sake.
[01:56:03]  You know, it is what it is.
[01:56:05]  All right.
[01:56:06]  Now that I'm drinking beer, you know what time it is.
[01:56:09]  It's time to break out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
[01:56:20]  All right.
[01:56:22]  Where's my pipe?
[01:56:24]  All right, here's my fucking pipe right here.
[01:56:26]  All right, let me go ahead and clean this pipe here.
[01:56:32]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:56:33]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:33]  Wait a minute.
[01:56:34]  Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
[01:56:35]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:56:35]  I'm on Vaughn right now.
[01:56:37]  I'm on Vaughn right now.
[01:56:39]  Oh, shit.
[01:56:41]  Well, please disregard the last 30 seconds of verbiage that I just described, okay?
[01:56:47]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[01:56:48]  Excuse me.
[01:56:49]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:51]  Forgot all about the fact that I'm on Vaughn.live for Christ's sake.
[01:56:56]  So, here, y'all take a whiff of that.
[01:57:01]  Anyway, where's my goddamn fucking bag of weed?
[01:57:03]  Here it is.
[01:57:04]  I mean, my bag of tobacco.
[01:57:05]  Excuse me.
[01:57:06]  My bag of tobacco.
[01:57:10]  My bag of tobacco here.
[01:57:13]  Oh, yeah.
[01:57:13]  I can smell that pungent smell.
[01:57:15]  Right when you open the fucking bag, you smell that pungent, fucking, really, really strong, skunky smell, baby.
[01:57:21]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:57:23]  All right, I got that weaponized type of marijuana.
[01:57:26]  And you know, I've got some experience.
[01:57:28]  Excuse me, tobacco.
[01:57:30]  Tobacco, excuse me.
[01:57:31]  All right, I'm telling you, if any of you try to take a hit of this, you'd be out.
[01:57:35]  You'd be gone for Christ's sake.
[01:57:37]  You'd be on another plane.
[01:57:38]  You'd be on another level for Christ's sake, man.
[01:57:41]  You'd be talking to the fucking to the tetrahydrocannabinol gods.
[01:57:46]  All right.
[01:57:49]  Let me go ahead and put a little bit of some flakes of tobacco into this bowl here.
[01:57:53]  And then we're going to go ahead and smoke and we're going to move on to the next $18 and 66 bucker for Christ's sake.
[01:57:59]  Fuck you all that are calling Mark.
[01:58:02]  Don't call Mark, you assholes, all right?
[01:58:05]  What is this?
[01:58:06]  Oh my God.
[01:58:07]  Ice mock wheat.
[01:58:08]  Fuck off, asshole.
[01:58:10]  All right, listen.
[01:58:11]  I'm smoking tobacco, asshole, all right?
[01:58:14]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[01:58:16]  All of you in the chat room, shut your ass, dude.
[01:58:19]  Stop being a bunch of narcs.
[01:58:21]  Is that what y'all are?
[01:58:22]  A bunch of fucking narcs and shit.
[01:58:23]  A bunch of fucking pieces of shit narc that's fucking great.
[01:58:27]  Aside from you being a bunch of troll terrorist assholes, you guys are a bunch of narcs, for Christ's sake.
[01:58:32]  You're a fucking bunch of jerks.
[01:58:34]  Where's my fucking hello neighbor?
[01:58:36]  Here it is.
[01:58:38]  All right, folks.
[01:58:39]  Let me go ahead and smoke some of this and we'll move on here, okay?
[01:58:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:58:44]  We'll move Vaughan.
[01:58:46]  How you like that?
[01:58:46]  Here.
[01:58:47]  Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
[01:58:48]  Tobacco.
[01:58:49]  Tobacco.
[01:58:55]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:58:57]  You gotta hold it in.
[01:58:58]  Let it hit the brain, baby.
[01:59:01]  You gotta hold it in.
[01:59:02]  I'm trying to hit the brain!
[01:59:08]  The field of local live hall magic!
[01:59:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:15]  What is this?
[01:59:16]  MVN?
[01:59:17]  You can safely say, weed.
[01:59:18]  We lifted the ban on weed over a month ago.
[01:59:21]  Just say weed.
[01:59:22]  We're not going to ban you for saying weed anymore.
[01:59:25]  Well, good.
[01:59:26]  I hope so.
[01:59:28]  I hope so.
[01:59:29]  I hope everything's all good because it's legal in most of America now.
[01:59:34]  It should just be legal all over the place at this point.
[01:59:36]  What the hell?
[01:59:38]  Might as well make it legal all over the place.
[01:59:40]  Let me go ahead and I got to get a tissue because whenever I smoke that first fucking hit, man, the fucking mucus just starts coming out of the nostrils.

=== Aesthetic Video Problems (09:45) ===

[01:59:50]  I don't really get it.
[01:59:59]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[02:00:01]  I can smell now.
[02:00:02]  I can scratch and sniff.
[02:00:05]  Yeah, I got it.
[02:00:06]  All right, good.
[02:00:07]  All right.
[02:00:08]  All right.
[02:00:09]  I'm better.
[02:00:09]  All right.
[02:00:10]  And shut up with the kazoo nose and all the fucking stupid jokes.
[02:00:15]  All right.
[02:00:15]  One more hit.
[02:00:16]  All right.
[02:00:17]  One more hit for Christ's sake.
[02:00:21]  One more smoke.
[02:00:22]  What can you do?
[02:00:23]  You know what I mean?
[02:00:26]  I'm not an addict, dude.
[02:00:29]  I'm not an addict, dude.
[02:00:33]  Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
[02:00:35]  Always remember that.
[02:00:40]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:41]  You got to hold it in, hit the brain, for Christ's sake.
[02:00:44]  All right, I feel better.
[02:00:46]  I feel a lot better now.
[02:00:53]  Oh shit.
[02:00:56]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:58]  We got Derwicking over here saying, hey, ghost, we need an intervention.
[02:01:02]  Yeah, we don't need no intervention.
[02:01:05]  Bars.
[02:01:07]  Bars.
[02:01:07]  All right.
[02:01:08]  Let's move on.
[02:01:09]  All right.
[02:01:09]  We're starting to pile these up here.
[02:01:11]  Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:01:15]  This one is requested by Aesthetic.
[02:01:18]  Aesthetic.
[02:01:18]  And he said, if this video does nothing for you, you're probably straight.
[02:01:22]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:01:25]  What does that mean?
[02:01:26]  Oh, my God.
[02:01:27]  Did you see Biden biting and sucking his wife's fingers?
[02:01:30]  No, absolutely not.
[02:01:32]  I did not see that grotesque, disgusting fucking sight of Joe Biden sucking and biting his wife's fingers.
[02:01:39]  And I'm probably glad I didn't, for heaven's sake.
[02:01:42]  Jesus Christ, if that's for real.
[02:01:44]  I mean, this Joe Biden has gone off the deep end.
[02:01:46]  He's gone off his fucking keister, for heaven's sake.
[02:01:49]  And what the fuck is the dude?
[02:01:51]  What is this shit?
[02:01:53]  What is this?
[02:01:54]  First of all, let me move forward, okay?
[02:01:56]  All right, look, here's aesthetic once again.
[02:01:59]  And let me tell you, I worry about you, Aesthetic.
[02:02:02]  I worry about you, man.
[02:02:04]  I'm telling you, I think that there's something a little bit fucking homosexual about you.
[02:02:08]  Just come out of the closet already, all right?
[02:02:10]  Look, put this is what aesthetic said: that if this video does nothing for you, then you're probably straight.
[02:02:15]  And of course, who is it?
[02:02:16]  Ricardo Milos, for fuck's sake.
[02:02:19]  And then don't touch me.
[02:02:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:25]  This is fucking disgusting, dude.
[02:02:28]  This is fucking disgusting, man.
[02:02:30]  He's touching himself.
[02:02:32]  Satisfaction.
[02:02:33]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:35]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[02:02:37]  Why?
[02:02:39]  Why, aesthetic?
[02:02:40]  Why would you do this unless you want this man all over your muscle head body?
[02:02:46]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:47]  This is fucking disgusting.
[02:02:49]  What is this guy doing?
[02:02:53]  Oh, Christ.
[02:02:56]  Look, you know what, Aesthetic?
[02:02:58]  If you were going to request this song, you should have requested the original video, okay?
[02:03:03]  Because this is a mockery.
[02:03:04]  This is disgusting.
[02:03:06]  This is latent homosexuality, man.
[02:03:09]  Hold on, we got a damn dono.
[02:03:11]  I'm serious.
[02:03:12]  I've already made the arrangements for Chris Hansen to host your intervention live.
[02:03:17]  No way.
[02:03:22]  Chris Hansen better not be coming at me in any capacity.
[02:03:25]  And if he is, fuck you.
[02:03:27]  All right?
[02:03:28]  If he is, I'm getting out of here.
[02:03:29]  I'll tell you that right now.
[02:03:30]  Here, let's watch the rest of Aesthetic's video because he's probably fucking, you know, counting the dingleberries in his shit funnel while watching this.
[02:03:37]  Play it.
[02:03:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:42]  This is disgusting, dude.
[02:03:44]  I mean, why?
[02:03:46]  Why, Aesthetic?
[02:03:48]  Unless you want this damn Brazilian pumping your ass, which is what I think you want, dude.
[02:03:55]  Hey, what is he?
[02:03:55]  He's got a leather strap.
[02:03:57]  Does he got a belt?
[02:03:59]  He's got a belt.
[02:04:02]  He's got a belt.
[02:04:03]  Satisfaction.
[02:04:05]  He wants to take you to the woodshed and do God knows what.
[02:04:08]  Oh, dude, this is disgusting.
[02:04:10]  How long has this been going on?
[02:04:11]  Only a minute and a half?
[02:04:14]  Oh, good God, dude.
[02:04:15]  Look, I'm sorry.
[02:04:17]  Aesthetic, you got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[02:04:22]  You got a lot of fucking problems, aesthetic.
[02:04:25]  I'm not joking around, dude.
[02:04:27]  This is disgusting.
[02:04:29]  And just hug me till I can get my satisfaction.
[02:04:43]  Just come out of the closet, aesthetic.
[02:04:45]  Jesus, hell.
[02:04:48]  Oh, God.
[02:04:51]  All right, that's enough, dude.
[02:04:53]  All right, I don't know what he's doing to the fucking bathtub.
[02:04:58]  I don't know what he's doing.
[02:04:59]  This is disgusting.
[02:05:00]  And I can't believe you people are, especially you, aesthetic.
[02:05:05]  Come out of the closet, aesthetic.
[02:05:08]  Come out of the closet already.
[02:05:13]  Alright, I've had enough of this, dude.
[02:05:14]  This is just disgusting.
[02:05:16]  What the fuck?
[02:05:17]  What the fuck?
[02:05:19]  Satisfaction.
[02:05:22]  Oh, my God.
[02:05:23]  Oh, dude, this guy's touching himself.
[02:05:25]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:05:29]  Oh, good God.
[02:05:30]  All right, well, I've had enough, dude.
[02:05:32]  I've had enough of this.
[02:05:34]  Shut this shit up, dude.
[02:05:36]  I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
[02:05:40]  It's the truth.
[02:05:41]  I could be at a bar right now.
[02:05:43]  I'm sitting here with you guys, watching Brazilian man-ass.
[02:05:47]  Oh, no.
[02:05:47]  Don't remind me.
[02:05:48]  It happened again.
[02:05:49]  I coombed in my wheelchair.
[02:05:51]  Fuck you.
[02:05:52]  Get over here and clean.
[02:05:53]  Fuck you, man.
[02:05:54]  All right, look at this.
[02:05:55]  This is what aesthetic looks for.
[02:05:58]  He thinks this is so good.
[02:05:59]  This is aesthetic.
[02:06:01]  This is aesthetic.
[02:06:05]  This is fucking aesthetic.
[02:06:08]  Oh, God.
[02:06:10]  All right, that's enough, dude.
[02:06:11]  That's truly enough.
[02:06:12]  All right, three minutes is good.
[02:06:13]  All right, that's enough.
[02:06:14]  I mean, seriously, dude, enough of the freaking homosexual stuff.
[02:06:18]  And by the way, since we listened to the song by Ben Banassi, all right, let's fucking look at the actual goddamn video.
[02:06:27]  I'm not joking around.
[02:06:29]  I want to look at the actual goddamn video of that song because I'm telling you right now, this is a straight check, okay?
[02:06:36]  If you want to know whether or not you're straight, watch this video, okay?
[02:06:41]  And if this video does nothing for you, then you are definitely a homosexual.
[02:06:45]  That's all I'm saying, all right?
[02:06:47]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:06:48]  All right, let's play a little bit of it.
[02:06:50]  Let's play a little bit of it.
[02:06:52]  I had to show it.
[02:06:53]  I had to show it.
[02:06:54]  I'm not going to like it.
[02:06:56]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:06:57]  Somebody just donated.
[02:07:00]  Derwicking, what did you request?
[02:07:02]  You requested a video.
[02:07:03]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:07:04]  You forgot the link, dude.
[02:07:07]  Der Wicking, you forgot the link.
[02:07:09]  So if you pay a two-bucker and put the link, I'll be able to play it, dude.
[02:07:13]  You forgot the link to whatever you want me to play.
[02:07:15]  All right.
[02:07:16]  Listen and watch.
[02:07:18]  If this does nothing for you, then you're gay.
[02:07:21]  Then you are gay.
[02:07:24]  Okay, if this does nothing for you, then you're gay.
[02:07:26]  This is a gay check video.
[02:07:29]  All right.
[02:07:34]  This is a gay check video.
[02:07:36]  If this does nothing for you, then dude, you're gay.
[02:07:39]  All right.
[02:07:39]  You're just gay.
[02:07:46]  And they've got something for all flavors in this video.
[02:07:50]  Like, they have every goddamn freaking chick you can imagine.
[02:07:55]  You know what I mean?
[02:08:04]  I mean, look, there's even a black woman there.
[02:08:06]  Look at that black woman.
[02:08:09]  Push me and then just hurt me.
[02:08:12]  Till I have it my satisfaction.
[02:08:15]  All right, that's enough.
[02:08:17]  Alright, here's a blondie for all you that like blondies.
[02:08:27]  That's about enough.
[02:08:32]  All right, we can get it.
[02:08:33]  Y'all get it, right?
[02:08:34]  Y'all get it.
[02:08:35]  We don't have to watch the whole fucking video.
[02:08:38]  I'm just simply stating that, you know, the video that you just watched with Ricardo Milos with that song in it was not the original goddamn video.
[02:08:48]  That's the original video, and I'd like to promote some heterosexuality.
[02:08:54]  That's what I'd like to promote.
[02:08:55]  Thank you, Derwicking.
[02:08:56]  I got it, dude.
[02:08:57]  I'd like to promote heterosexuality.
[02:09:00]  I'd like for men to appreciate women.
[02:09:03]  All right, what's wrong about that?
[02:09:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:06]  They to be blacked hard.
[02:09:07]  Imagine all their pussies filled with massive, throbbing, erect African warrior cops.
[02:09:13]  Jamal Ginsburg.
[02:09:15]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:09:17]  Get this sick asshole out of here.
[02:09:18]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:09:21]  I mean, is this that racial asshole that comes in with Tariq Nasheed and shit?
[02:09:26]  Is that who this is?
[02:09:28]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:09:31]  This is by Edgy Bra.
[02:09:32]  He goes, it's a few years old, but I still think it's worth the watch.

=== Birth Certificate Laws (07:48) ===

[02:09:35]  I also agree with you on Jordan Maxwell going downhill with his UFO talk, but he has moved away from it in the past few years.
[02:09:43]  Well, I hope so, dude, because it's fucking stupid when I saw it.
[02:09:47]  I mean, I thought that, you know, Jordan Maxwell knew a thing or two about a thing or two about the hidden knowledge that is symbolic within certain symbols and definitely within the language that we use.
[02:10:01]  He was very woke on those things.
[02:10:03]  But here we go.
[02:10:03]  Let's go ahead and see.
[02:10:06]  Oh, Edgy Barra actually requested a Jordan Maxwell clip.
[02:10:12]  So, you all that don't know who Jordan Maxwell is, here he is.
[02:10:16]  You see, there are two kinds of subject I love.
[02:10:19]  I've been talking about this for years.
[02:10:21]  There are two kinds of law on the earth that rule the whole world, but most people don't know that there's the law of the land and maritime law.
[02:10:32]  Is that correct, Jordan?
[02:10:35]  All over the world, all governments are ruled by what is called civil law.
[02:10:41]  Civil law goes back to a Latin word, civili, which goes back to the word hilly.
[02:10:46]  Oh, God, I mean, he was going for hours on this stuff.
[02:10:49]  Civil law, which is called in all countries, the law of the land.
[02:10:54]  So, you can do that because that's against the law of the land.
[02:10:58]  The law of the land is civil law.
[02:11:01]  And that's civil law based on the civilization.
[02:11:06]  Now, he's going to talk about maritime law, which I don't think people really understand very much, but it exists, believe me.
[02:11:14]  Civil law, the law of the land.
[02:11:18]  But there is a second law which also operates all over the earth identical.
[02:11:22]  It's called UCC, Uniform Commercial Code.
[02:11:27]  That is the law of God in the world of business.
[02:11:31]  I don't care if you're in Japan, in Africa, in China, and Istanbul, Turkey.
[02:11:37]  If you have a company, if you have a corporation, if you are doing business where you buy and sell and make money, you are operating on this earth under something called UCC Uniform Commercial Code.
[02:11:52]  Because if all countries worked on a different commercial code, then nobody could do business with anybody.
[02:11:58]  You couldn't trust Japan to pay you.
[02:12:00]  Japan couldn't trust America to pay them for the cars because everybody has their own laws.
[02:12:05]  Uh-uh.
[02:12:07]  Under the Caesars of Rome, they established under Caesar that all nations in the empire that do business, everybody plays on a level field.
[02:12:19]  If you do business in Africa with China, you pay them.
[02:12:23]  And if Africa does business with American companies, you pay them.
[02:12:28]  You pay whatever it is you're doing business.
[02:12:31]  You don't mess around.
[02:12:32]  The most severe law in this world is called UCC, Uniform Commercial Code.
[02:12:37]  It's the Bible of business on the earth.
[02:12:41]  Uniform Commercial Code.
[02:12:43]  Uniform Commercial Code is based directly on Vatican canon law, on the Roman canon law.
[02:12:52]  Consequently, when a ship pulls into port, it pulls in and stops in its birth.
[02:13:01]  The ship is now in its birth.
[02:13:03]  Because it is on the law of the high seas or commercial maritime, UCC commercial law rules the seas.
[02:13:11]  So when the ship pulls into its birth, the first thing the captain must do is to present a certificate of manifest to.
[02:13:20]  Now, what Jordan Maxwell is describing here is why we have a birthday, why we go to a doctor to get unbirthed from our mother's womb.
[02:13:35]  Because believe it or not, we are but cattle.
[02:13:42]  We are being used, at least in America, we are being used as collateral for the United States debt.
[02:13:49]  Okay?
[02:13:50]  We are being used as cattle for the United States debt.
[02:13:53]  So, whenever what he is describing, what he is describing is maritime law when it comes to ships.
[02:14:01]  Now, listen to him very carefully because I'm telling you right now, he's telling the absolute truth.
[02:14:07]  What you need to realize is that your birth certificate is actually, you would think it would be distributed by the Department of Health or, you know, some fucking department relating to health.
[02:14:18]  But if you look on your birth certificate, your birth certificate is actually given to you by the Department of Commerce.
[02:14:24]  All right, whoever the Secretary of Commerce is, which is Wilbur Ross right now, that government sector is really what distributes your birth certificate.
[02:14:35]  So, this is what this is what Jordan Maxwell is talking about.
[02:14:40]  Consequently, when a ship pulls into port, it pulls in and stops in its call in its birth.
[02:14:48]  The ship is now in its birth.
[02:14:51]  Because it is on the law of the high seas or commercial maritime, UCC commercial law rules the seas.
[02:14:59]  So, when the ship pulls into its birth, the first thing the captain must do is to present a certificate of manifest to the port authorities, which means that the port authorities need to know how much is on this ship that you're bringing into our country and our economy.
[02:15:17]  How many TVs, how many cars, whatever you're bringing, how much are you bringing into our economy?
[02:15:23]  So, you have to have a certificate of manifest of what is the value of your ship here.
[02:15:28]  What are you doing?
[02:15:29]  Consequently, when you are born, you come out of your mother's water.
[02:15:35]  Therefore, you must have a birth certificate, a certificate of manifest, because you are a corporation-owned item.
[02:15:45]  You are a human resource.
[02:15:48]  This goes back to the German Nazi concept that every human coming out of their mother's water must be birth.
[02:15:56]  And therefore, you have to have a certificate, a manifest, to see how much this individual is going to make for us in our new world order.
[02:16:07]  I'm telling you that until you understand the laws, the symbols, the emblems, what these words mean, you're never going to suspect how far gone we really are.
[02:16:18]  Did you know, for instance, that your birth certificate is a security on the stock exchange in the New York stock market?
[02:16:27]  Did you know that?
[02:16:28]  Because if you order your birth certificate, get a new one, order your birth certificate, it'll only cost you, sometimes it's free, it only costs you a few dollars.
[02:16:38]  Order your birth certificate on your birth certificate.
[02:16:41]  All birth certificates in this country on the bottom, it will tell you this is printed on security papers.
[02:16:47]  Do not accept if not on full-color security paper.
[02:16:51]  Then, on the right-hand corner, you will always have a series of numbers, red numbers, printed on the birth certificate.
[02:17:00]  Those numbers are a security stock exchange number on the World Stock Exchange.
[02:17:06]  You go to any good stock or office and ask them, check these numbers in your computer and see how much this stock is worth, the certificate.
[02:17:14]  And they will check it on the New York Stock Exchange and find you, your birth certificate is a stock on the stock exchange in America.

=== Corporation Income Tax (10:30) ===

[02:17:23]  Why?
[02:17:24]  Because you are worth money to the international bank that bought you in 1930.
[02:17:29]  We need to wake up.
[02:17:31]  This is serious stuff.
[02:17:35]  Well, that's just the beginning of it, you know.
[02:17:38]  Just the beginning of it.
[02:17:39]  I mean, let's be honest, okay?
[02:17:41]  Now, I know many of you are probably saying to yourself, okay, ghost, let's just say what this man says is true.
[02:17:47]  What are we supposed to do about it?
[02:17:50]  Well, in my opinion, I think that you have to go with the proverbial saying, if you can't beat them, join them.
[02:17:59]  And if you know their laws and if you know their symbols, then you too are privy to the laws in which this person is describing.
[02:18:09]  And unless you folks start, you know, taking your lives a little bit more serious, you're going to be nothing but the collateral that is literally on the debt.
[02:18:19]  You know that we just recently went over $23 trillion in United States debt.
[02:18:26]  You owe that.
[02:18:28]  You owe that, believe it or not.
[02:18:31]  Homage to who?
[02:18:32]  What are you talking about?
[02:18:33]  This is like believing that all food is kosher because chew rhymes with Jew.
[02:18:39]  What the fuck does that mean, dude?
[02:18:41]  We're sitting over here trying to have a serious conversation and you fucking donate some shit like that.
[02:18:47]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that you folks need to realize that I know that many of you were saying that this sounds a lot like sovereign citizen stuff.
[02:18:57]  And to be honest with you, unfortunately, sovereign citizen works if you are traveling by foot on your own and you've done nothing wrong.
[02:19:07]  Okay, because technically you still have rights as it relates to you being a citizen of free movement.
[02:19:15]  Now, unfortunately, you have a lot of these sovereign citizens that try to take this and they don't want to show their license when they're pulled over in a car, you know, and shit like that.
[02:19:25]  And that doesn't apply because laws, all right, are the ones that dictate certain elements of our society.
[02:19:34]  And if you're using a motor vehicle, the motor vehicle is highly regulated, especially the manufacturing of motor vehicles is highly regulated.
[02:19:43]  So, you know, with all due respect, of course, if it's going to be regulated in the manufacturing end, it's going to be regulated in who drives and whether or not this person is pertinent to drive.
[02:19:54]  So anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is you've got to know the laws.
[02:19:59]  You've got to know what you can do.
[02:20:01]  And in my personal opinion, I advise each and every one of you to start a corporation.
[02:20:07]  Okay.
[02:20:08]  I mean, play the game.
[02:20:10]  All right.
[02:20:10]  Know the laws.
[02:20:11]  Know every and just start a corporation because remember that infamous saying Mitt Romney said during the 2012 run for president when he said something of the effect, corporations are people too.
[02:20:24]  Well, that's because that's completely accurate.
[02:20:26]  Okay.
[02:20:27]  Corporations, when you start one, are individuals.
[02:20:32]  Okay.
[02:20:32]  So let's say that you have a corporation and let's say your corporation manufactures something and that unfortunately, whatever you manufactures is faulty and it kills a few people.
[02:20:46]  Well, you personally, the person that started the corporation, aren't legally liable for what happens to or from the manufacturing of the corporate goods.
[02:20:58]  You see, the corporation becomes liable.
[02:21:01]  And what typical corporations do in this capacity, what they do is they literally just go bankrupt and start up new corporations somewhere else.
[02:21:11]  I mean, literally what it is, it's a shield from you as a person because, you know, you are a person.
[02:21:20]  All right.
[02:21:21]  You have a personal income.
[02:21:23]  When you have a job and the job pays you money, that is a personal income.
[02:21:28]  But depending on who pays you, it could be a sole proprietor, which I don't advise anybody to be, by the way.
[02:21:35]  And this is my opinion.
[02:21:36]  I'm not a fucking expert, but I am an independent capitalist.
[02:21:41]  Okay.
[02:21:41]  The point I'm trying to make is do not do fucking sole proprietorship.
[02:21:45]  It is, it is not advisable, in my opinion, okay?
[02:21:49]  And in my view, you can open up more than one corporation.
[02:21:53]  You can open up more than one corporation in each state, etc.
[02:21:57]  And once you're a corporation, that's when you start playing the fucking game of capitalism.
[02:22:03]  Meaning that you use your corporation as the vehicle of generating revenue in a multifaceted capacity.
[02:22:11]  Meaning, you know, maybe your corporation has this stream of income, that stream of income, that stream of income, but whatever it is, you still culminate it into a single corporation.
[02:22:22]  And believe it or not, corporations now under the Trump administration are only taxed at 21%.
[02:22:30]  21%.
[02:22:32]  Okay.
[02:22:32]  So what does that mean?
[02:22:34]  That means that if you happen to generate $500,000 and you raised it and you generated it in your corporation, you only have to pay 21% of that 500 grand.
[02:22:45]  And believe it or not, most corporations don't pay anything, if not little, because of all the write-offs that corporations have, folks.
[02:22:54]  They have write-offs.
[02:22:55]  That's why you got Bernie Sanders and you've got Elizabeth Warren and all these people talking bullshit about how the corporations don't make any money, or excuse me, they don't pay any taxes.
[02:23:06]  Excuse me.
[02:23:06]  The corporations don't pay any taxes.
[02:23:08]  It's not fair.
[02:23:10]  Yada, yada, yada.
[02:23:11]  Now, the reason they're saying that is because personal income is taxed at a tremendous amount more.
[02:23:19]  For instance, if you made that same $500,000 in your personal name, okay, if you put, if you put that $500,000 in your personal name, unless you're married and have children, you ain't going to have no write-offs for that $500,000, and you're probably going to have to pay somewhere in the range of 46 to 49%.
[02:23:42]  And depending on your state taxes, that's a whole other, that's a whole other issue.
[02:23:47]  But do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:23:49]  That's why personal income is something that people need to differentiate from corporate income.
[02:23:56]  And let me explain something to you.
[02:23:58]  It was Nelson Rockefeller who said the following, and that's how I oblige my life.
[02:24:04]  You own nothing, control everything.
[02:24:08]  Now, how the hell do you own nothing yet control everything?
[02:24:11]  Through corporations.
[02:24:13]  Through corporations.
[02:24:14]  You don't have to just own one.
[02:24:15]  You could own a multifaceted group of corporations and control everything.
[02:24:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:24:22]  What is this?
[02:24:23]  Lee Kwang, what the hell do you want?
[02:24:25]  Americans are slaves for their government.
[02:24:27]  Chinese willing to serve for the betterment of the people.
[02:24:29]  Yeah, right.
[02:24:31]  What is this?
[02:24:32]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:33]  Hey, bitch, I just caught up.
[02:24:35]  I'll come out of the closet when you're done coming on me.
[02:24:37]  Yeah, are you still in denial?
[02:24:39]  Or should I share some of our more private channels in the stream?
[02:24:43]  Shut up.
[02:24:46]  I don't want any workout videos from you, dude.
[02:24:49]  Okay.
[02:24:49]  I don't want any workout videos.
[02:24:51]  All right.
[02:24:51]  Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack.
[02:24:55]  But anyway, the whole reason why I went on this whole diatribe about corporations and shit is because Jordan Maxwell talks about this obvious truth.
[02:25:04]  It's obvious truth.
[02:25:05]  But what are you going to do about it?
[02:25:07]  And in my personal opinion, I think that you need to start corporations, man.
[02:25:11]  You need to go out and try to provide good services or try to self-make yourself so that you can feed that corporation.
[02:25:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:25:21]  So in my opinion, I just strongly advise you folks to do so because that's the only way that you're going to be any kind of a player in this game of life, in my opinion.
[02:25:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:25:31]  So anyway, thank you, Edgy Bra, for that one there.
[02:25:34]  I don't want to get too off keester here, but I am trying to tell everybody how to be a better person.
[02:25:40]  And the way to do so, in my personal opinion, is start a corporation or two.
[02:25:45]  Anyway, let's continue.
[02:25:46]  We got Train Lover567.
[02:25:48]  All right.
[02:25:49]  He donated another $18.66 bucker.
[02:25:53]  And this time he says it's a little bit of a 90s music vid here.
[02:25:58]  A little bit of a 90s song.
[02:25:59]  So let's see what he's talking about out here.
[02:26:03]  Hey, what is this?
[02:26:03]  Jamal Ginsburg.
[02:26:05]  This is why I encourage all brothers and sisters to participate in hashtag Blacksit.
[02:26:10]  We must succeed from the racist, illegitimate terrorist state of America and form our own country inside of this white supremacist country.
[02:26:18]  Hey, Jamal Ginsburg.
[02:26:22]  Jamal Ginsburg, that was already done.
[02:26:24]  Okay, let me explain something to you.
[02:26:25]  Hold on.
[02:26:26]  There's 2012, fan.
[02:26:28]  And what the hell did you say, 2012, Fan?
[02:26:30]  He said, if I make a website or a blog with info, could I count it as a corporation?
[02:26:35]  What's the easiest way to count as a corporation?
[02:26:38]  Just fucking file as a corporation.
[02:26:41]  File as a corporation.
[02:26:42]  Once you file as a corporation, you make a bank account or accounts, plural, as your corporation and feed the fucking money.
[02:26:51]  Feed that corporation money.
[02:26:53]  And that's all you got to do.
[02:26:55]  And if you're asked, well, ghost, how am I supposed to get paid?
[02:26:58]  I mean, I've got personal income.
[02:27:00]  Well, the corporation can pay you a check.
[02:27:03]  Did you know I believe?
[02:27:04]  No, I'm not a tax expert.
[02:27:05]  This is my opinion.
[02:27:07]  I don't know.
[02:27:09]  But I think that the threshold of taxation, meaning you can make so much money without being taxed, I believe is up to $24,000 a year.
[02:27:19]  So just imagine you could pay yourself under the threshold of taxation in your personal income while your fucking corporation is making like 500,000 or a million bucks.
[02:27:31]  So, I mean, these are strategies and these are methods in which you can be financially creative so that, you know, you can make the best out of whatever you have, dude.
[02:27:43]  So it is what it is.
[02:27:44]  So that's why I try to tell people, man, corporations is where it's at, baby.
[02:27:49]  I'm just trying to say it.
[02:27:52]  I'm just trying to say it, baby.

=== Personal Income Thresholds (13:41) ===

[02:27:53]  Anyway, and fuck you, Jason Genova.
[02:27:55]  I'm not a fucking welfare.
[02:27:58]  I have never accepted a goddamn red set from the government.
[02:28:01]  So go fuck yourself, all right?
[02:28:04]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[02:28:06]  This is by Train Lover567, and I actually like this song.
[02:28:10]  I actually like this song.
[02:28:11]  Let's go ahead and let's play it.
[02:28:14]  I like this song for Christ's sake.
[02:28:17]  Even though Dennis Leary, I think, is a fucking leftist now, but you know, he's Hollywood.
[02:28:21]  I guess you got to be when you're Hollywood, right?
[02:28:25]  Guess you got to be.
[02:28:29]  Folks, hold on.
[02:28:30]  We got another dono here.
[02:28:31]  Hold on.
[02:28:32]  We got another dono.
[02:28:33]  What is this?
[02:28:34]  You've seen that our race can touch you even behind fences.
[02:28:37]  As we struck at the throats of the boar farmers, we will strike at the WH asterisk TES American.
[02:28:43]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:28:45]  Kill the farmer.
[02:28:46]  Kill the cracker.
[02:28:47]  Traitors get the rope.
[02:28:48]  Dova gets the machete.
[02:28:50]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:28:52]  Are you fucking shitting me, Jamal Ginsburg?
[02:28:56]  Hey, what is this?
[02:28:58]  Hard hammer here with Keem Scarce.
[02:29:01]  We bought some lube and mustard.
[02:29:03]  Send us the video and come over here.
[02:29:05]  Enough of this shit, please.
[02:29:07]  All right.
[02:29:08]  If you're really good, we'll lick that fun dip from your ass.
[02:29:11]  Ah, dude, shut the fuck up.
[02:29:13]  Tariq Nasheed.
[02:29:16]  Tariq Nasheed.
[02:29:18]  America is the most racist country in the world, and this is just a fact.
[02:29:23]  Americans used the lie of evolution to justify enslaving blacks and treating them like animals.
[02:29:28]  Dude, Tariq.
[02:29:29]  This will never be a good one, and all whites will get killed.
[02:29:32]  Fuck.
[02:29:32]  Tariq Jamal.
[02:29:34]  Let me explain something to you, okay?
[02:29:36]  When Monroe, you know, the guy, Monroe Doctor in Manifest Destiny, when he decided that the slave trade of America was rather not good as far as a humanitarian concern, he decided to go and send many of the northern blacks who had been, you know, freed from slavery back to Africa.
[02:29:57]  This is an absolute fact.
[02:29:58]  He shipped these blacks back to Africa, and you know what the blacks did when they arrived in Africa?
[02:30:05]  They enslaved the native Africans in Liberia.
[02:30:10]  Okay, by the way, the capital of Liberia is Monrovia.
[02:30:14]  Monrovia.
[02:30:15]  So, you know, this idea that, oh, blacks are this, blacks are that.
[02:30:20]  When Monroe sent blacks back to Africa, the first thing they did was enslave the natives and do the exact same thing that happened to them.
[02:30:31]  So take that actual fact for what you will.
[02:30:35]  I'm just simply stating I'm tired of hearing that, oh, America is the most racist, and America's this, and America's that.
[02:30:43]  Bullshit.
[02:30:45]  All right.
[02:30:46]  Sometimes it just depends on the time and period and the social structures, etc.
[02:30:53]  Sometimes people are just fucked.
[02:30:56]  All right.
[02:30:56]  And that doesn't have any racial component to it.
[02:30:59]  I mean, it's just, it is what it is.
[02:31:01]  I mean, instead of these freed slaves going back to Africa and helping Africa, they enslaved the natives.
[02:31:09]  They enslaved the natives.
[02:31:10]  And what is this?
[02:31:11]  Just call them both.
[02:31:13]  I'm not going to say this.
[02:31:14]  Something.
[02:31:14]  That's racist, dude.
[02:31:16]  All right.
[02:31:16]  That's racist for Christ's sake.
[02:31:19]  Jesus Christ.
[02:31:21]  Absolute fact.
[02:31:21]  Where is the evidence of this?
[02:31:23]  I am not saying slavery is wrong.
[02:31:25]  Slavery was normal all over Europe.
[02:31:28]  And it was because we are strong.
[02:31:29]  And that's why we took you.
[02:31:31]  Now you work for us.
[02:31:32]  Americans lose the line.
[02:31:33]  You're an idiot.
[02:31:34]  All right, Karik Dishi.
[02:31:35]  You're a fucking idiot, dude.
[02:31:37]  All right.
[02:31:38]  And go do your fucking lick booty songs that you do.
[02:31:42]  I don't even know why anybody takes you serious.
[02:31:44]  You're fucking moral.
[02:31:45]  Anyway, let's listen to this song that Train Lover567 wanted us to listen to.
[02:31:50]  American Dream.
[02:31:51]  About me.
[02:31:52]  I actually like this song.
[02:31:53]  It's a pretty funny song.
[02:31:55]  This is when Dennis Leary used to be funny and shit.
[02:31:58]  What?
[02:31:58]  Dude, what the fuck?
[02:32:00]  What?
[02:32:01]  Leary stole that asshole bit from Lewis.
[02:32:03]  Also, the blacks sent back to Africa from America were brainwashed and oppression by whites.
[02:32:10]  They knew nothing about secondary that was taught to them by hateful whites.
[02:32:15]  Jamal, you are sounding like an excuse-ridden piece of shit, dude.
[02:32:18]  Give me a break.
[02:32:19]  How many more excuses?
[02:32:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:32:21]  Hey, look, here's the pet Mexican sub-ghost.
[02:32:24]  Me and a friend are listening to you, and he wants me to donate something to you that's pretty nasty.
[02:32:28]  The problem is, it's a porn hub link that involves Popeye's chicken sandwich.
[02:32:33]  Dude, I don't want to fucking see that.
[02:32:36]  No, I'm not going to see that.
[02:32:37]  All right, pet Mexican.
[02:32:39]  I saw your message, and I am glad you accepted the invite.
[02:32:42]  What the fuck?
[02:32:43]  Ghost, why don't you join us?
[02:32:44]  If we're the wiener and buns, you can be our kosher relish.
[02:32:48]  Oh, dude, don't, don't, not with the homosexual innuendos, please.
[02:32:52]  Arteman has enough fun dip for seconds.
[02:32:55]  Jesus fucking crooked.
[02:32:57]  Can y'all just shut up, all right?
[02:32:58]  Let's just watch this video by Train Lover and just shut up.
[02:33:01]  Everybody, just shut up.
[02:33:04]  This is when Dennis Leary was actually fucking laughable.
[02:33:08]  He was actually funny.
[02:33:09]  Maybe in the liver.
[02:33:11]  Maybe in the kidneys.
[02:33:13]  Maybe even in the colon.
[02:33:15]  We don't know.
[02:33:19]  I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
[02:33:23]  I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
[02:33:28]  I like football and porno and books about.
[02:33:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:33:34]  Who the fuck is it?
[02:33:35]  Who the fuck is donating?
[02:33:37]  No, me.
[02:33:37]  I'm the first slave owner in the colonial America.
[02:33:40]  Won my indentured servant in a 1655 court cause because Blue was black like me.
[02:33:46]  Also, Africans sold losers from wars to whites, Arabs, and Jews.
[02:33:50]  God's children.
[02:33:51]  I don't want to have this debate right now, Anthony Johnson and Jamal and Tatarik.
[02:33:57]  I don't want to have this fucking debate right now.
[02:34:00]  How many more apologetics and excuses must we hear from white liberals and neocon conservatives like you before we hack your throats in and cut your women from country skull like you?
[02:34:10]  Go ahead and do it, dude.
[02:34:11]  All right.
[02:34:11]  I'm tired of hearing y'all are all talk.
[02:34:14]  Just shut up.
[02:34:15]  You're all talk, alright?
[02:34:16]  Shut up and do that.
[02:34:17]  And before you play the bit shoot video, can you please mute the TTS until the song is over?
[02:34:23]  Only mute the notification sounds for the duration of the song so you can properly critique it.
[02:34:28]  It's not everything's gonna be TTS sounds.
[02:34:33]  Don't tell me how to run my show.
[02:34:34]  No offense, dude.
[02:34:35]  All right.
[02:34:36]  I'll critique it.
[02:34:37]  All right.
[02:34:37]  Everything's gonna be alright.
[02:34:38]  All right.
[02:34:39]  Jesus.
[02:34:42]  Now people are barking orders at me.
[02:34:45]  All people are barking orders at me, for fuck's sake.
[02:34:52]  I mean, these fucking people think they can tell me what to do!
[02:34:56]  I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American.
[02:34:58]  Nobody.
[02:34:58]  I mean, nobody tells me what to do.
[02:35:01]  And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.
[02:35:03]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:35:05]  What?
[02:35:06]  I keep seeing talk about fun dip.
[02:35:08]  Ghost, can I lick the fun dip from your ass?
[02:35:11]  Can my girlfriend join too?
[02:35:12]  I mean, come on, dude.
[02:35:14]  We're kind of a sick fucking shit, but come on, man.
[02:35:20]  Why would you donate something like this, man?
[02:35:23]  What kind of a sick fucking asshole are you to donate some shit like that, man?
[02:35:27]  Just play the rest of the fucking song, man.
[02:35:32]  Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want.
[02:35:36]  They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of the intermittent square, and it won't make a lick of difference because we got the bombs.
[02:35:42]  Okay, John Wayne's not dead.
[02:35:44]  He's frozen.
[02:35:45]  And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're going to throw out the Duke and he's going to be pretty pissed off.
[02:35:49]  You know why?
[02:35:49]  Have you ever taken a cold shower?
[02:35:51]  We'll multiply that by 15 million times.
[02:35:53]  That's how pissed off the Duke's going to be.
[02:35:54]  I'm going to get the Duke and John Catsmeddies and Lee Marvin and Sam Peck and Holly and a case of Rexy and Bride Donat Saint.
[02:36:00]  You know, you really are an asshole.
[02:36:02]  Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?
[02:36:04]  I'm an Enzo for you, the yo-yo.
[02:36:09]  I'm an Enzo for the world.
[02:36:11]  Shut up and stop telling me what to do in the chat room, you dickheads.
[02:36:15]  H-O-L-E, everybody.
[02:36:17]  A S-F-S-O-L-E.
[02:36:23]  Fucking pieces are garbage in this chat room, dude.
[02:36:31]  All right, that's enough.
[02:36:32]  We heard this song.
[02:36:35]  All right, I like the song, all right?
[02:36:38]  I like the goddamn song, all right?
[02:36:40]  So if you, you know, thank you, train lover.
[02:36:43]  Forget about these ass clowns that are in here talking garbage.
[02:36:47]  They don't know shit from Shinola, okay?
[02:36:50]  They don't know shit from Shinola.
[02:36:53]  So let me move on because we got a few more of these to fucking go through for Christ's sake.
[02:36:58]  Jesus Christ, man, we got a whole bunch.
[02:37:01]  Listen, nobody, no more donations, okay?
[02:37:04]  No more donations, all right?
[02:37:06]  This is, y'all back me up up in here for Christ's sake, man.
[02:37:11]  Jesus Christ, y'all backed me up so bad.
[02:37:13]  This is fucking worse than a constipated Elvis when he died on the shitter.
[02:37:18]  All right, let's move on.
[02:37:19]  Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:37:22]  This is better than Pantera.
[02:37:23]  Yeah, real fucking swift name.
[02:37:25]  All right.
[02:37:26]  And whoever the hell said, B no, he's Jewish too.
[02:37:30]  Fuck you.
[02:37:31]  All right.
[02:37:31]  For two bucks, fuck you.
[02:37:32]  I'm not Jewish.
[02:37:33]  And even if I was, so what?
[02:37:36]  Even if I was Jewish, so what?
[02:37:39]  What the hell?
[02:37:39]  Wait, hold on.
[02:37:40]  What is this shit?
[02:37:42]  What is this?
[02:37:43]  Anyway, better than Pantera requested this.
[02:37:46]  What the hell is this crap?
[02:37:54]  No!
[02:37:54]  W-W-W-WHAT?!
[02:37:56]  God!
[02:37:56]  My next order as your manager for the GX network.
[02:37:59]  You're not my fuckin' manager, you fuckin' a**hole.
[02:38:01]  Please let the videos play, then address the TTS messages after you finish doing the videos.
[02:38:05]  Alright, donators, you guys have the power to- You're not my manager, you- You have no affiliation.
[02:38:09]  Don't listen to this fucking idiot.
[02:38:11]  Now he's fucking smoking crack or something.
[02:38:31]  What do you wanna do with your life?
[02:38:37]  I wanna walk.
[02:38:40]  Dude, are you shitting me?
[02:38:44]  These fucking mash-ups, dude.
[02:38:48]  No, this is...
[02:38:49]  I don't like it.
[02:38:50]  I don't like it.
[02:38:53]  I don't fucking like it.
[02:38:58]  I DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT!
[02:39:13]  What a horrible rendition of this fucking song.
[02:39:15]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:39:20]  Better than the original, my ass.
[02:39:22]  Are you kidding me?
[02:39:24]  Better than the original, my ass.
[02:39:27]  Are you shitting me?
[02:39:28]  No, Christ, hold on.
[02:39:33]  What?
[02:39:33]  What?
[02:39:34]  Ghosts.
[02:39:34]  Holy shit, mate.
[02:39:35]  I discovered something amazing.
[02:39:37]  A new way to sniff paint.
[02:39:39]  First, pay like $5 to a migrant worker and feed them cheese.
[02:39:44]  Then spray paint in their asshole.
[02:39:46]  Get up in there and get ready to fun dip spray.
[02:39:49]  What the fuck?
[02:39:50]  Are you fucking joking?
[02:39:52]  To take this shit off.
[02:39:54]  I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
[02:39:57]  fucking screwed up, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:40:19]  This is such cringe, dude.
[02:40:21]  This is such fuckin' cringe, man.
[02:40:23]  I WON'T ROCK!
[02:40:26]  What is that?!
[02:40:28]  And- WHAAAAT?! WHAAAAT?!
[02:40:30]  What?
[02:40:32]  My third order of business is to fix your goddamn stream.
[02:40:36]  We're getting tired of your Obama connection fucking up.
[02:40:39]  Fuck.
[02:40:39]  Fuck Verizon Fios.
[02:40:41]  Fucking cheap.
[02:40:45]  Why are you broaching in 480p?
[02:40:47]  I stream on BL as you asshole.
[02:40:50]  That's the way it goes on this fucking site, you dickhead.
[02:40:54]  Fuck off, Cams Abuser.
[02:40:56]  You're fucking starting to piss me off.
[02:40:57]  Don't fucking bark orders at me.
[02:40:59]  I know you fucking donate a lot to me and shit.
[02:41:02]  Fuck off with your fucking orders, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:41:05]  Alright?
[02:41:06]  Fucking trying to tell me what nobody tells me what to do, you fucking jerk dick.
[02:41:11]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:41:15]  They fucking think they can tell me what to do.
[02:41:17]  Are you talking to me?
[02:41:19]  I won't walk that way.
[02:41:23]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[02:41:27]  Nobody!
[02:41:30]  That's what Chris!
[02:41:31]  That's why you're fucking a me and now!
[02:41:34]  Hell!

=== Metallica Mashup Reaction (14:27) ===

[02:41:35]  No!
[02:41:35]  Hell!
[02:41:36]  Hell!
[02:41:37]  No way!
[02:41:42]  I'm telling you, you all in the chat room better shut the fuck up, alright?
[02:41:45]  Y'all starting to piss me off now.
[02:41:47]  We were heading on a pretty good fucking Saturday Night Troll show, and now you sons of bitches are pissing me the fuck off.
[02:41:55]  Better shut up.
[02:41:56]  I'm warning you.
[02:41:59]  You all better just shut your ass.
[02:42:03]  Fucking assholes.
[02:42:09]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[02:42:10]  Sorry, going for three minutes.
[02:42:11]  All right, that's good enough.
[02:42:15]  All right, that's enough of this.
[02:42:16]  All right, this is that was horrible musical blasphemy.
[02:42:20]  And stop fucking.
[02:42:22]  I don't want to hear about Pantera, okay?
[02:42:24]  I don't want to hear about Pantera.
[02:42:26]  Hey, what is this?
[02:42:28]  Can't abuser equals legit tard.
[02:42:31]  You are the king of RG Tard's.
[02:42:33]  No one likes you, Cams Abuser.
[02:42:35]  Aw, dude, listen.
[02:42:36]  Listen, look, stop with the drama shit, dude.
[02:42:39]  We don't need that right now.
[02:42:40]  All right.
[02:42:41]  We don't need any of this drama stuff.
[02:42:43]  All right, so everybody just calm their asses down before they start, you know, talking garbage to one another.
[02:42:49]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[02:42:52]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:42:53]  Anyway, let's get to another fucking $18.66 bucker.
[02:42:57]  This one was requested by Trey Lover.
[02:43:00]  He said, last one, Metallica versus Metallica mashup.
[02:43:04]  Oh, Christ.
[02:43:05]  All right, let's see it.
[02:43:06]  Let's see it.
[02:43:07]  Let's see if it works.
[02:43:08]  All right, Trade Lover567 requested this.
[02:43:12]  So let's see if it works, okay?
[02:43:13]  You'll see if this works.
[02:43:20]  What is this?
[02:43:21]  Creeping death and Master of Puppets mashup.
[02:43:26]  How about this mashup, dude?
[02:44:01]  I don't know about this matchup dude, this is, I don't know about this.
[02:44:04]  I don't know about this.
[02:44:06]  I like the original, dude.
[02:44:26]  I, I, I, I.
[02:44:26]  I don't know how you can mash up Metallica with Metallica.
[02:44:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:44:31]  I'm not feeling it.
[02:44:32]  I'm not feeling it at all.
[02:44:34]  Ghost, it's chilly night.
[02:44:36]  Come on over and I'll fill my tub with fun dip fish.
[02:44:39]  What the fuck is up with the fun dip shit?
[02:44:43]  What is up with this fun dip fetish?
[02:44:46]  You know what?
[02:44:46]  I don't even want to know, dude.
[02:44:48]  I don't even want to know.
[02:44:48]  Just play the fucking mashup, for heaven's sake.
[02:44:51]  That fucking fun dip fetish out here.
[02:44:58]  I'm a killing you now.
[02:45:01]  And I hope that's not the real tub guy.
[02:45:03]  Let's just put it that way.
[02:45:05]  Shut up with the better than Pantera bullshit!
[02:45:17]  All right, shut up!
[02:45:37]  I'm not digging this.
[02:45:38]  I like the originals.
[02:45:40]  You know, I mean, I like the original Metallica Master of Puppets and Creeping Death or Creeping of Death.
[02:45:48]  I'm just not digging this, dude.
[02:45:50]  I'm not digging it.
[02:46:07]  And hey, shut up about Dimebag, dude.
[02:46:10]  Do not talk shit about Dime Bag Daryl.
[02:46:12]  All right, do not talk shit about Dimebag Daryl.
[02:46:16]  I love all of the huffing tips that I have gotten from this show.
[02:46:19]  Thanks to Stilling.
[02:46:22]  Distilling is a god.
[02:46:23]  Let's get a snitch sniff in the chat.
[02:46:26]  I don't want to hear it, dude.
[02:46:27]  All right.
[02:46:27]  Thanks, Distiller.
[02:46:28]  I don't want to fucking hear it, dude.
[02:46:30]  I don't want to fucking hear it.
[02:46:33]  I don't want to hear it.
[02:46:43]  How long have we been going?
[02:46:44]  We got another dono here.
[02:46:45]  We got another fucking dono.
[02:46:47]  What?
[02:46:48]  Anonymous.
[02:46:48]  Are rest Dova.
[02:46:49]  Can't did nothing wrong.
[02:46:51]  You're the one who got Sa ass blasted.
[02:46:53]  You attempted to destroy his Discord server.
[02:46:55]  Stop being a fucking sour puss and let shit go already.
[02:47:01]  Wait a minute.
[02:47:02]  Is that for real from Duva, dude?
[02:47:04]  African booty scratcher.
[02:47:06]  Oh my god.
[02:47:07]  When I bang your granny, she enjoyed the part where I was licking the fun dip out of her vaj.
[02:47:13]  She said she would do it again.
[02:47:14]  Disgusting.
[02:47:15]  She died after that.
[02:47:17]  Fucking disgusting, man.
[02:47:19]  All right.
[02:47:19]  What is this?
[02:47:19]  Chris from Flushing.
[02:47:21]  What is this?
[02:47:22]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:23]  Hey, ghost, longtime listener.
[02:47:26]  I got a new job thanks to you.
[02:47:27]  I've been capitalizing and made it big as a technician at the Lower East Side Ecology Center in NYC.
[02:47:34]  Cheers, dude.
[02:47:34]  Give me a call sometime.
[02:47:36]  Just ask for Chris.
[02:47:37]  212.
[02:47:39]  No, don't, don't, don't.
[02:47:41]  We're not fucking late.
[02:47:42]  We're not posting anybody's number here.
[02:47:44]  What the hell are you doing?
[02:47:46]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:47]  All right, let's move on.
[02:47:48]  All right, you guys are starting to become, you know, you're getting fucking drama.
[02:47:52]  And we don't want that drama here, dude.
[02:47:54]  All right.
[02:47:56]  Jesus fucking Christ with you guys, man.
[02:47:58]  Can y'all fucking stop?
[02:47:59]  Seriously, man.
[02:48:01]  Can you all just fucking stop, man?
[02:48:03]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:48:07]  Oh, God.
[02:48:12]  No more drama, man.
[02:48:14]  Shut up.
[02:48:16]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:48:20]  I mean, I can't believe this crap.
[02:48:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:48:29]  What is this?
[02:48:30]  All right, look, we've been...
[02:48:32]  Hold on, who's...
[02:48:33]  Who requested this?
[02:48:34]  Train Lover, I think, requested this, right?
[02:48:36]  Yeah, Train Lover.
[02:48:37]  So I'll let it go for a little while longer because Train Lover, he's a pretty good guy.
[02:48:42]  He donates a lot.
[02:48:44]  I'm not feeling it, dude.
[02:48:45]  I mean, I'm not feeling it, dude.
[02:48:49]  I'm just not feeling it.
[02:49:04]  All right.
[02:49:06]  All right, we get it.
[02:49:07]  All right, it's four minutes.
[02:49:09]  Let's move on.
[02:49:10]  Thank you very much there, Train Lover567, dude.
[02:49:14]  You know, thank you for donating it.
[02:49:17]  I just, uh, you know, I didn't, I didn't dig it, dude.
[02:49:20]  I like the original songs.
[02:49:22]  I just didn't dig it, man.
[02:49:23]  I'm sorry.
[02:49:24]  Uh, I, I, I appreciate you, though, uh, hooking it up.
[02:49:27]  So, cheers once again to Train Lover567.
[02:49:31]  Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:49:34]  Yeah, we got them, dude.
[02:49:35]  They're fucking piled up.
[02:49:36]  Uh, this one is by Diamond Daryl.
[02:49:39]  Diamond Daryl, for Christ's sake.
[02:49:41]  And what is this?
[02:49:41]  The Field of Local Life.
[02:49:42]  And the family.
[02:49:45]  Oh, my God.
[02:49:45]  What?
[02:49:46]  Ghost my boyfriend and I have decided to have a fun night enjoying fun dip.
[02:49:51]  We invited a few dudes from my sociology class.
[02:49:57]  We had chili and bean and cheese.
[02:49:59]  We had a six-way.
[02:50:01]  One of the guys is pre-op trans.
[02:50:03]  Oh, God, dude.
[02:50:04]  Can you just leave me alone, dude?
[02:50:07]  All right, just leave me alone, please.
[02:50:10]  Dova, Jackler, and his followers are all egomaniacs that want to control the community.
[02:50:15]  They have divided the community into multiple parts and ruined the fun atmosphere to have.
[02:50:21]  They are actual assholes and only want to ruin other people's fun.
[02:50:25]  Dude, Jackler Duva, come on, man.
[02:50:27]  I hope this ain't fucking true, man.
[02:50:30]  I hope you're not causing drama within the community.
[02:50:33]  I hope this ain't fucking true, man.
[02:50:37]  God damn it.
[02:50:39]  Look, forget about the drama.
[02:50:40]  Let's get done with the $18.66 bucker and we're going to move on, okay?
[02:50:44]  Jesus fuck.
[02:50:46]  All right, Diamond Darrell requested this.
[02:50:48]  And what is this shit?
[02:50:49]  Diamond Darrell, what is this crap?
[02:50:55]  Turn this down!
[02:50:58]  Jesus Christ, no.
[02:51:01]  Why are you all doing this shit to me with this Pantera stuff, man?
[02:51:06]  Why are you all doing this shit, man?
[02:51:10]  You fucking twist the knife.
[02:51:12]  That's what you're doing.
[02:51:13]  You're fucking twisting the knife.
[02:51:17]  Oh, God.
[02:51:18]  This is so fucking stupid, man.
[02:51:20]  Fucking disrespected Pantera like this.
[02:51:33]  Better than the original, man.
[02:51:36]  All right, calm down.
[02:51:44]  We got another dono here.
[02:51:45]  We got another dono here.
[02:51:47]  Thanks for the free advertising.
[02:51:49]  At least I don't have to pay in advertising.
[02:51:52]  I'll give you an E for effort.
[02:51:54]  You should be my advertising agent.
[02:51:55]  My audio business could use it.
[02:52:00]  No, no, we don't want to.
[02:52:01]  No, come on.
[02:52:03]  Use promo code cans.
[02:52:04]  Oh, come on, dude.
[02:52:06]  Look, enough of the drama, man.
[02:52:08]  Save the drama for Obama, please, man.
[02:52:12]  Save the drama for Obama, for heaven's sake, man.
[02:52:16]  And let's listen to this fucked up mashup of Pantera and Usher.
[02:52:20]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[02:52:21]  I wish you would leave me alone with this Pantera stuff, dude.
[02:52:37]  No shit.
[02:52:39]  I'm genuinely trying to tell you people, just enough of the Pantera stuff.
[02:52:43]  I mean, look, I hope that you're just trolling because this shit sucks.
[02:53:01]  This mashup sucks.
[02:53:02]  I hope that you fucking idiots that are saying, oh, this is gamma.
[02:53:05]  This is great.
[02:53:06]  I hope that y'all are just fucking trolling.
[02:53:22]  I've had enough.
[02:53:23]  How long has this been going?
[02:53:25]  Two minutes in the chat room.
[02:53:40]  Pantera rocks, dude.
[02:53:42]  All right.
[02:53:43]  I'm talking original Pantera, not this fucking mashup bullshit.
[02:53:51]  All right, I'm done with this shit.
[02:53:53]  I'm done.
[02:53:56]  Jesus Christ, only two hours, a few minutes, and 35 seconds?
[02:54:00]  All right, LaFle, we'll take it off in three minutes.
[02:54:10]  All right, this is...
[02:54:16]  This is so stupid.
[02:54:18]  I can't believe that people have time, effort, and energy to do these mashups.
[02:54:25]  Get this fucking shit out of here.
[02:54:27]  Shut up in the chat room.
[02:54:28]  Oh, this is actually pretty good, there, ghost.
[02:54:30]  That's great.
[02:54:31]  Oh, fucking idiots, man.
[02:54:35]  Fucking twisting the goddamn knife when it comes to Pantera, dude.
[02:54:39]  Twisting the fucking knife.
[02:54:41]  All right.
[02:54:41]  Thank you, Diamond Daryl, for that fucked up mashup.
[02:54:44]  Let's continue going here, okay?
[02:54:46]  Because once again, we got a lot of fucking $18.66 bucker.
[02:54:51]  This one is by Muck Feedle.
[02:54:53]  I don't know what kind of name that is, but Muck Fiedel requested this.
[02:54:57]  Didn't say anything, by the way.
[02:55:00]  But once again, Muck Fiedel requested this.
[02:55:03]  So let's wait for the advertisement to go through.
[02:55:06]  Here it is.
[02:55:07]  I've never heard of this shit.
[02:55:09]  Hold on, let's put the PC shot on.
[02:55:11]  Muck Fiedel requested this.
[02:55:14]  What is this crap?
[02:55:18]  What is this garbage?
[02:55:27]  What the fuck is this?
[02:55:29]  Um, oh.
[02:55:44]  Okay.
[02:55:48]  I mean, man, hold on.
[02:55:50]  What kind of a fucking lazy ass video is that?
[02:55:55]  Worker sitting on my lap has been waiting for the bean and cheese to hit so my hot dog can have a fun dip explosion.

=== Winnebago Posers (04:22) ===

[02:56:02]  Dude, can you fucking fuck off with your sick, perverted fun dip?
[02:56:08]  Grab.
[02:56:08]  What the fuck is up with this fun dip fetish shit?
[02:56:11]  And by the way, this is a I mean, how can any metal band be in their two-bit fucking Winnebago that they go from fucking like 200 people venue to 200 people venue with to shoot a fucking video?
[02:56:27]  Are you shitting me?
[02:56:29]  You've got to be shitting me.
[02:56:39]  I mean, these guys should be all fucking smacked in the face for doing this.
[02:56:45]  This is an insult to the fans intelligence is this is this idiot singing into a pencil and Dude, these dudes look like a bunch of posers, man.
[02:57:10]  These dudes look like a bunch of fucking posers, man.
[02:57:13]  I'm not even joking.
[02:57:14]  Hey, look at this shitty Winnebago that they've got going on.
[02:57:33]  I mean, don't even show that to the public.
[02:57:38]  I mean, for fuck's sake.
[02:57:50]  Yeah, this is bad, dude.
[02:57:52]  This is horrible.
[02:57:54]  I mean, anybody who thinks that this is real metal, give me a fucking break.
[02:58:00]  And this is fucking a bunch of posers.
[02:58:04]  You know what I mean?
[02:58:05]  These are fucking posers, man.
[02:58:09]  I mean, if they wanted to make a video, they could have waited to the next gig and tried to get a couple of groupies in there so you could like slap their ass or something on the video so I could make you look like a couple of rock stars and shit.
[02:58:24]  It's nothing but the band fucking just cruising along to the next 250 person venue gig.
[02:58:32]  and they're all just hopping around a Winnebago like a bunch of butt monkeys.
[02:58:36]  All right, I've had enough of this, dude.
[02:58:49]  You know, I've had enough of this shit.
[02:58:53]  I mean, this is silly.
[02:58:54]  And these guys deserve to get their ass kicked for fucking making a video like this.
[02:59:01]  I mean, seriously, what a bunch of fucking pieces of poser shit.
[02:59:06]  Alright, that's enough.
[02:59:07]  I'm done.
[02:59:08]  I'm done with this shit.
[02:59:09]  That was stupid.
[02:59:10]  That was ridiculous.
[02:59:12]  Just watching that fucking video, my intelligence was being insulted.
[02:59:16]  Alright?
[02:59:17]  Hey, dude, you know what I think is going to be badass, dude?
[02:59:21]  We make a video of us playing air guitar, and I'm singing into a fucking Big Pen, and we're in our shitty Winnebago, dude.
[02:59:31]  We were going from 250 fucking person venue to 250.
[02:59:36]  Dude, it'll be the shit, dude.
[02:59:37]  And we'll fucking tape it on her handy cam, and that'll be the official video, dude.
[02:59:43]  Our metalhead fans are fucking idiots.
[02:59:46]  They'll love it.
[02:59:48]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:59:50]  All right, let's get to the next one.
[02:59:52]  Muck Feedle, thank you for that ridiculous attempt at metal.
[02:59:57]  Let's continue on.
[02:59:58]  Nafara822, they requested this one.
[03:00:01]  Hey, ghost, I know you hate modern music with a burning passion, but this is pretty good.
[03:00:06]  This is from 2007.
[03:00:08]  All right, Nafara 822.
[03:00:11]  Let's see what the hell musical taste you have.
[03:00:14]  You're kind of a troll son of a bitch, so I don't know if this is going to be a for real song or if this is going to be some kind of a troll, you know, attempt or something.
[03:00:23]  You know what I mean?

=== Deep Bass Synth Track (05:00) ===

[03:00:24]  And what is this?
[03:00:26]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:28]  Miss Huga?
[03:00:30]  How the fuck do you say that name?
[03:00:31]  Miss Hugga is better than shit, Tara.
[03:00:35]  Fuck you, idiot.
[03:00:36]  All right?
[03:00:37]  Hey, ghost, no more worries about drama tonight.
[03:00:40]  Can's abuser and I are having Del Taco so we can eat each other's fun dip to ease tensions in the community.
[03:00:46]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:47]  If you would like to join us, your ass can heal the community.
[03:00:50]  Dude, that's enough, dude.
[03:00:51]  For all of you, man, that's enough.
[03:00:55]  That's enough, dude.
[03:00:56]  Seriously, man.
[03:00:57]  Everybody, that's enough.
[03:00:58]  Fucking crap, man.
[03:01:00]  Oh, my God.
[03:01:01]  And who is this?
[03:01:02]  Here's the culprit.
[03:01:03]  Dude, we don't want to.
[03:01:04]  We don't want to see anybody's docks, all right?
[03:01:09]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[03:01:11]  Can we stop with the drama?
[03:01:14]  Save the drama for your dirty dish rag whore mama, man.
[03:01:18]  Come on, Jesus Christ, man.
[03:01:22]  Can't we all just get along anyway?
[03:01:26]  Nafara 822 requested this one.
[03:01:29]  So let's see what Nefara822 has as it relates to musical flavor.
[03:01:36]  Alright, let's give this a whirl.
[03:01:43]  What is this?
[03:01:49]  What the fuck is this?
[03:01:55]  All right, can we get to the fucking song, please?
[03:01:57]  We get it.
[03:01:58]  That's fucking intro.
[03:01:59]  What is this?
[03:02:11]  Okay.
[03:02:21]  All right.
[03:02:22]  Interesting, to say the least.
[03:02:25]  Got a little deep bass with some synth going on.
[03:02:53]  what does everybody think about this one here huh i mean you've got some deep bass with some hardcore synth in this one I mean, do y'all hear that fucking deep-ass bass?
[03:03:13]  There's some mixed reviews in the chat room about this song here.
[03:03:38]  Interesting what we have here, let's see what this is going to culminate to.
[03:03:57]  man this sounds like breaking two electric boogaloo goodness in the chat what Look at them.
[03:04:21]  They're digging this shit in the chat room, dude.
[03:04:23]  Take a look at that shit.
[03:04:41]  Interesting.
[03:04:43]  Very interesting.
[03:04:46]  Very, very interesting, for Christ's sake.
[03:04:53]  All right, let's go ahead.
[03:04:55]  We got about three minutes into that one, dude.
[03:04:57]  Listen, that was actually rather decent.
[03:05:00]  Nefara 822.
[03:05:02]  I've never heard of that band.
[03:05:04]  Not too bad, to say the least.
[03:05:06]  All right, so look, now we're going to get to Kans Abuser's bitch shoot.
[03:05:11]  All right, what is this?
[03:05:12]  Oh, Christ.
[03:05:13]  Here we go again.
[03:05:15]  Oh, no.
[03:05:15]  Oh, God.
[03:05:16]  It happened again.
[03:05:17]  I just soiled your face.
[03:05:19]  Can you fuck off?
[03:05:21]  Fuck you, whoever does that stupid fucking donation.

=== Baguette Bread Song (14:58) ===

[03:05:24]  Seriously, man.
[03:05:26]  Fuck you, man.
[03:05:28]  Fuck you, you fucking piece of garbage.
[03:05:32]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:05:34]  Kans Abuser wanted me to play this.
[03:05:36]  He said, Are you fond of Brian Adams?
[03:05:39]  Give me a heads up to mute the relay when you play this song.
[03:05:43]  I can't do it on YouTube because it'll give you a copyright strike.
[03:05:46]  Well, here is the heads up, Kans Abuser.
[03:05:49]  Oh, this is Barack Obama.
[03:05:51]  What the fuck is this?
[03:05:53]  Hey, guys, save the drama for me and your dirty dishrag whore mama.
[03:05:57]  Speaking of your dirty dishrag whore mama, I recently took her on a date to Del Taco, and then afterwards, I ate fun dip out of her ass.
[03:06:04]  Can y'all shut up about the fun dip?
[03:06:06]  And it was delicious.
[03:06:08]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[03:06:10]  Can y'all fuck off about the fun dip?
[03:06:12]  Seriously, okay?
[03:06:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:06:16]  Is that the new troll of the evening or of the year?
[03:06:20]  I mean, I didn't get the fucking memo, man.
[03:06:22]  All right.
[03:06:23]  I didn't get the fucking memo.
[03:06:27]  All right.
[03:06:27]  Let me let me continue here.
[03:06:29]  All right.
[03:06:29]  This is Can's Abuser, okay?
[03:06:31]  Here it is.
[03:06:33]  Here's the Brian Adams song.
[03:06:36]  Put the PC shot on my lips.
[03:06:39]  There it is.
[03:06:40]  What does everybody think?
[03:06:42]  Here, I'm going to stay quiet.
[03:06:44]  I want you to judge this Brian Adams song.
[03:06:46]  This is Cans Abuser's Favorite, so let's hear it.
[03:07:43]  Don't you wanna turn your head around?
[03:07:47]  Cause you would be a siren fire.
[03:07:54]  How could you stand to be alone?
[03:07:58]  How could you stay at home?
[03:08:00]  So let me take you dancing, dancing.
[03:08:04]  Let me steal your heart tonight.
[03:08:08]  Let me take you dancing all night long.
[03:08:16]  So what does everybody think?
[03:08:33]  I didn't realize Brian Adams.
[03:08:38]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:08:39]  I was wondering if you would cover my body in fun dip and slide the stick through my fuck off.
[03:08:47]  It'll be fun ghost, I swear.
[03:08:48]  Jesus Christ.
[03:08:49]  And wait, Duva Dude, hold on.
[03:08:51]  Duva dude just fucking donated here.
[03:08:56]  Oh, Christ.
[03:08:57]  Interruption gang alert.
[03:08:59]  Now is a good time to interrupt.
[03:09:01]  Maybe with a long-winded message like this where I talk about nothing just to take up space on the word limit.
[03:09:07]  Interior crocodile alligator cans is doing this shit.
[03:09:15]  All right, let's go back to let's go back and I Jesus Christ can listen enough enough of this man.
[03:09:25]  Come on with the drama manager.
[03:09:27]  Bread baguette bread baguette bread baguette baguette, bread.
[03:09:31]  Dude, that's enough.
[03:09:32]  Man seriously managed baguette, bread baguette.
[03:09:35]  Can you all just stop man fucking, save the drama for your mama.
[03:09:39]  Managuet bread baguette bread baguette, bag.
[03:09:47]  All right dude, that's enough dude please, that's enough.
[03:09:49]  Baguette bread baguette bread, baguette bread.
[03:09:52]  please I have bread baguette bread baguette bread bin baguette Mrs. right now get 먹ers got black bread brand get bread baguette Shut up, Jesus Christ.
[03:10:05]  Ghetto, capitalist payment.
[03:10:07]  Oh my god, wake up, wake up, wake up.
[03:10:09]  It's the first of the month, fuck off, dude.
[03:10:12]  All right, let's listen to the rest of this fruity but Brian Adams song.
[03:10:16]  And look, we're going back to it here.
[03:10:18]  Okay, we're going back to it in five four three two, one.
[03:10:27]  We're going back to it.
[03:10:28]  All right, here it is dude.
[03:10:40]  This is horrible dude.
[03:10:42]  I mean, i'm sorry.
[03:10:43]  I mean I remember Brian Adams, but I don't remember this shit.
[03:10:50]  I mean I, I certainly do not remember this, this shit, all right look, now you guys are being dickheads.
[03:11:10]  Now you guys are being dickheads.
[03:11:11]  And yeah, ghosts gave me crabs.
[03:11:13]  Well, you know what you know.
[03:11:15]  I know you tried to spam crab.
[03:11:16]  Ghosts gave me crabs.
[03:11:17]  It didn't work.
[03:11:18]  Ghosts gave me crabs.
[03:11:20]  Baguette bread baguette bread, baguette, bread.
[03:11:22]  Can y'all stop with this dude seriously man, come on baguette bread baguette, bread baguette.
[03:11:28]  Come on man, can y'all stop with this shit?
[03:11:32]  All right, we're trying to play Cans abuser song here and you guys are being a bunch of dickheads.
[03:11:37]  baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette bread, baguette What this control show is gonna be is gonna be fucking autistic, repetitious bullshit.
[03:11:51]  All right, shut up.
[03:11:56]  I mean, come on, man.
[03:12:00]  I mean, come on.
[03:12:05]  All right, shut this shit up, all right?
[03:12:09]  I mean, shut him up.
[03:12:10]  Man for crazy again.
[03:12:14]  Look, enough of this baguette shit.
[03:12:16]  Baguette bread baguette, bread.
[03:12:18]  Enough of this baguette shit.
[03:12:20]  Managed bread baguette, bread baguette, bread baguette.
[03:12:23]  Come on baguette bread baguette bread baguette, bread.
[03:12:27]  Come on baguette bread baguette bread, baguette bag baguette bread, baguette, bag.
[03:12:32]  I mean, y'all are being a bunch of immature, fucking baguettes.
[03:12:35]  I'll tell you that right goddamn, now y'all are being a bunch of fucking immature baguettes.
[03:12:41]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now, shut up.
[03:12:49]  Let me play this song by Can's Abuser.
[03:12:53]  It's a faggy fucking Brian Adams song.
[03:12:55]  Let's play it, alright?
[03:12:57]  It's going back on in five, four, three, two, one.
[03:13:03]  It's going back on for Christ's sake.
[03:13:09]  Oh, good God.
[03:13:12]  Oh, Christ.
[03:13:16]  Oh, God.
[03:13:20]  I mean, it's just going to have to be mixed with the song.
[03:13:23]  I'm sorry.
[03:13:25]  This has just gotta be mixed with the fucking song.
[03:13:27]  I'm sorry!
[03:13:30]  I mean, shit, man!
[03:13:35]  Oh my god!
[03:13:46]  SHUT UP!
[03:13:51]  Jesus Christ!
[03:13:57]  PUNCHES!
[03:13:58]  A.K.A. Dan the Oracle.
[03:14:00]  You had your tard fun.
[03:14:02]  Pretty pathetic for someone born in 1973 to be acting like you got full-blown autism.
[03:14:08]  What the fuck?
[03:14:09]  Daniel, you're mad you got booted off the Central Circle server for starting drama.
[03:14:14]  Oh, man.
[03:14:15]  Oh, come on, man.
[03:14:18]  Come on.
[03:14:21]  Stop this shit, man.
[03:14:23]  Everybody right now, stop this shit.
[03:14:27]  Oh, my God.
[03:14:29]  And how long is this fucking song, by the way?
[03:14:31]  Jesus Christ.
[03:14:32]  I feel like I've been playing this song for 10 fucking minutes, for heaven's sake.
[03:14:37]  Alright, we're playing this fucking fruit ball fagging fuck.
[03:14:40]  Well, what?
[03:14:44]  Oh, Christ.
[03:14:45]  I HATE THIS SHIT MUSIC I HATE THIS OH GOD You all have massive egos.
[03:14:58]  That's why you're doing it on the show and not fix it in PMs.
[03:15:02]  Well, I mean, give me a break.
[03:15:04]  I mean, doesn't everybody on the internet think they got a big fucking schlonghead ego for Christ's sake?
[03:15:10]  Jesus Christ.
[03:15:11]  All right, let's go ahead and play the rest of this.
[03:15:13]  All right.
[03:15:14]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[03:15:18]  We're gonna play it right now.
[03:15:23]  Jesus Christ.
[03:15:29]  I don't have a big ego.
[03:15:30]  I'm a very selfless person.
[03:15:32]  What are you talking about?
[03:15:50]  This song sucks, dude.
[03:15:51]  I'm sorry.
[03:15:53]  This song really sucks, dude.
[03:16:04]  Should have spin you back.
[03:16:06]  So let me take you dancing, dancing.
[03:16:10]  Let me steal your heart tonight.
[03:16:13]  Who is this?
[03:16:14]  Oh, my God!
[03:16:15]  Dan, Kans, Jackler, Dova need to fuck off.
[03:16:18]  They got massive egos and caused this community to go to the shitter.
[03:16:22]  Well, I don't know why y'all are messing around with those people anyway, man.
[03:16:26]  I don't get it.
[03:16:28]  Hey, what is this?
[03:16:29]  Cap in chat to Bandova, Jackler, and Kans from the show.
[03:16:33]  They are all degenerate pedophiles who start drama and ruin the show.
[03:16:37]  Jesus Christ, where's all this coming from, dude?
[03:16:41]  I mean, seriously, man, this is a Saturday Night Troll Show.
[03:16:46]  We should be all woohoo and shit!
[03:16:49]  Where's all this shit coming from, man?
[03:16:52]  Oh my God, dude.
[03:16:54]  I mean, look, everybody just stop now, all right?
[03:16:57]  Everybody just stop.
[03:16:59]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[03:17:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:17:03]  I don't even know what to say anymore for crying.
[03:17:05]  Ghost is fan.
[03:17:06]  Ghost is fan base.
[03:17:09]  Oh, God.
[03:17:09]  Baguette, bread, bread, baguette, bread, bread, baguette, bread, bread, baguette.
[03:17:13]  Bread, bread, baguette, bread.
[03:17:15]  Shut up, asshole, all right?
[03:17:19]  Shut up, you fucking idiot.
[03:17:21]  All right, we get it.
[03:17:22]  Bread, baguette, bread, baguette, bread, baguette.
[03:17:23]  Fucking assholes, man.
[03:17:25]  Bread, baguette, bread, baguette, bread, baguette.
[03:17:26]  I'm telling you, dude, I'm so sick, all right?
[03:17:29]  Bread, baguette, bread, baguette.
[03:17:30]  I'm sick.
[03:17:30]  I'm so fucking sick of this.
[03:17:36]  Somebody shut this shit up.
[03:17:38]  Shut up with the bed.
[03:17:40]  Baguette.
[03:17:41]  Bread, bread.
[03:17:41]  Bragget.
[03:17:42]  Whatever you're saying.
[03:17:44]  Shut up.
[03:17:46]  And what is this?
[03:17:47]  Facts.
[03:17:49]  They're all starting shit on their homo Discord and wanting to start troll wars, docks, etc.
[03:17:56]  They're a bunch of baguettes.
[03:17:58]  Well, it's certainly starting to seem that way, huh?
[03:18:02]  It's certainly starting to seem that we're fucking getting a bunch of goddamn stupid drama out here.
[03:18:08]  Look, save the drama for your fucking dirty dishrag whore loose loosey mama already, for heaven's sake, all right?
[03:18:17]  Jesus Christ, can we move on with the show, please?
[03:18:19]  All right, look.
[03:18:21]  Look, stop donating, okay?
[03:18:23]  All right, how many, how many more of these do we have?
[03:18:25]  We've got bar one, two, hold on, two, hold on, shut up.
[03:18:35]  Local live home entertainment.
[03:18:37]  Three, I think we have three more left.
[03:18:42]  Can you water fuckable water potable water potable?
[03:18:44]  Can you fuck a potable water?
[03:18:47]  Why are you spamming this shit, man?
[03:18:50]  What kind of mental retardation?
[03:18:52]  WHAT KIND OF AUTISM ARE WE FUCKING WITH HERE?!
[03:18:58]  Oh, God.
[03:19:02]  Alright, I've had enough.
[03:19:05]  All right, we get it, you fucking idiot.
[03:19:07]  All right, we fucking get it.
[03:19:09]  Shut up with the potable water, asshole.
[03:19:13]  Is that what y'all want?
[03:19:14]  The filters!
[03:19:15]  The filters!
[03:19:21]  Shut up!
[03:19:21]  Shut up with your potable fucking water, asshole.
[03:19:24]  All right, look, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker so we could fucking just, so we could just stop.
[03:19:31]  All right, so we could just stop this shit.
[03:19:33]  What is this?
[03:19:34]  Sriel?
[03:19:35]  Sriel!
[03:19:37]  What the?
[03:19:38]  Jacker and Dovar, already confirmed pedophiles who groom and molest kids.
[03:19:42]  Ban them from the show.
[03:19:44]  They are the ones who start drama all the time.
[03:19:47]  Hey, heavy, is this for real?
[03:19:52]  Ah, fuck off.
[03:19:54]  That's Dan the Oracle trying to fluff up his own fucking white nationalist.
[03:19:58]  Let me tell you something.
[03:19:59]  You're talking about welfare queen.
[03:20:02]  Fucking Dan the Oracle for fuck's sake.
[03:20:04]  What a piece of shit that guy is.
[03:20:05]  I hope he fucking gets cancer of the fucking anus.
[03:20:08]  That piece of garbage.
[03:20:10]  All right.
[03:20:10]  He's probably banging some Aborigine claiming to be some white supremacist.
[03:20:14]  It's a fucking typical fucking kangaroo banging platypus up the ass having Australian.
[03:20:20]  Anyway, let's move on here, okay?

=== One Froppler Cake (15:23) ===

[03:20:23]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:24]  I'm going to go ahead and move on.
[03:20:25]  Bars.
[03:20:26]  Bars requested this one here, so let's see what Bars requested.
[03:20:31]  Didn't say anything other than the name Bars.
[03:20:34]  All right.
[03:20:37]  What is this?
[03:20:40]  I fuck my.
[03:20:41]  Fuck you.
[03:20:42]  Okay.
[03:20:43]  Fuck you for trying to make me say something like that, you piece of shit.
[03:20:48]  Fuck you.
[03:20:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:52]  Anyway, Bars requested this one.
[03:20:54]  Let's see what Bars requested.
[03:20:55]  All right, here it is.
[03:21:00]  Bars?
[03:21:01]  Cheetah, hold please.
[03:21:02]  What is this shit?
[03:21:07]  This is supposed to be some nice rap or something?
[03:21:11]  No, the fuck that to my play.
[03:21:13]  Ain't got time for me to waste.
[03:21:15]  I've been wasted for some days.
[03:21:17]  Hoping I just fade away.
[03:21:19]  She didn't hop for me to stay.
[03:21:22]  Always hard for me to say.
[03:21:24]  I need mine in every way.
[03:21:26]  Getting out of every way.
[03:21:28]  I can't claim my god.
[03:21:33]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:21:36]  If you really want to go this route, why does Dova Dude openly talk to a 15-year-old online?
[03:21:42]  What?!
[03:21:42]  She's always in Jackler's discord and he brags about her snapchat nudes.
[03:21:47]  What?!
[03:21:47]  Why is everyone talking about this?
[03:21:49]  Enough is enough.
[03:21:50]  Ban them from the show.
[03:21:52]  Is that for real?
[03:21:55]  Look, I gotta.
[03:21:56]  I gotta get the fucking inner circle to do a fucking extensive internal investigation up in here.
[03:22:02]  Is that fucking for real?
[03:22:03]  That better not be for real, dude.
[03:22:05]  That better not be for real.
[03:22:07]  And look, I gotta listen to the rest of this fucking cheetah.
[03:22:10]  Fucking bullshit.
[03:22:11]  I mean, give me a break, but that better not be fucking true, Duva, dude.
[03:22:16]  THAT BETTER NOT BE TRUE!
[03:22:23]  Oh my god, dude.
[03:22:27]  This is horrible rap, dude.
[03:22:29]  This is fucking horrible.
[03:22:35]  What?
[03:22:35]  What?
[03:22:36]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:37]  Hey, Jay.
[03:22:38]  Debbie Daly?
[03:22:39]  ...finally making some money off your trolls.
[03:22:41]  Keep it up, your former listener.
[03:22:43]  Debbie Daly, Dr. Bristle says hi.
[03:22:47]  Okay, great.
[03:22:48]  Is that the real Debbie Daly there?
[03:22:49]  Is that the real Debbie Daly?
[03:22:51]  Or is that just, you know, fucking one of these trolls out here?
[03:22:55]  Anyway, thank you for the $10.
[03:22:57]  Either way, I appreciate it.
[03:22:59]  We're listening to Cheetah.
[03:23:01]  All right.
[03:23:02]  So listen to some cheetah, for Christ's sake.
[03:23:05]  Baby, let me rest in peace.
[03:23:09]  Damn, this is the longest minute and 51 seconds I've ever had to listen to.
[03:23:14]  Can't contain all these problems.
[03:23:18]  Can't complain, I got comma zones.
[03:23:22]  We ain't the same, bitch, I've been all this time.
[03:23:27]  Oh my god, dude, this is fucking disgusting.
[03:23:30]  Who the fuck donated this?
[03:23:32]  Somebody by the name of Bars donated this?
[03:23:35]  And you know what's sad is that, look at this.
[03:23:37]  This was put up on August 14, 2016.
[03:23:41]  Only 34,000 views because this fucking sucks.
[03:23:47]  Wow, dude.
[03:23:49]  I'm telling you, man.
[03:23:50]  I'm telling you, rap is producing some of the fucking biggest garbage that any fucking buddy could fart out.
[03:23:58]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:24:01]  All right, let's move on.
[03:24:03]  I think that we're at, I think we're at the last.
[03:24:05]  Are we at the last fucking $18.66 bucker?
[03:24:09]  I think we're at the last one here.
[03:24:11]  Believe it or not, I think that we are at the last $18.66 bucker.
[03:24:17]  So let's go ahead and play this and we'll move on to the rest of the broadcast.
[03:24:21]  Even though I've been here for three hours and 30 minutes fucking playing these goddamn things.
[03:24:26]  But hey, you know what I'm saying?
[03:24:27]  It's a Saturday Night Troll show.
[03:24:29]  We got to conduct ourselves to some internet tomfoolery.
[03:24:32]  So we got a lot of things to do tonight.
[03:24:34]  Don't worry about it.
[03:24:35]  We're going to do it all.
[03:24:37]  We're going to do it all tonight for Christ's sake.
[03:24:39]  Anyway, Der Wicking requested this, and he said, here's some 80s for you, ghost.
[03:24:45]  Flashwave 1488.
[03:24:47]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:24:50]  Anyway, Der Wicking requested this.
[03:24:53]  I don't know.
[03:24:54]  Oh, hold on.
[03:24:55]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:24:56]  Another one?
[03:24:57]  Hey, since we're gonna talk about Dova, he just kind of likes to fuck with others and ban as many people he can, and then Jackler just bows down to him and lets him do whatever he wants.
[03:25:08]  The random loser?
[03:25:09]  One is for.
[03:25:11]  All right, well, we shall see.
[03:25:12]  Hold on, I gotta do Der Wicking's request here.
[03:25:16]  And obviously, this is some Waffen SS bullshit.
[03:25:23]  I mean, seriously, what is this?
[03:25:28]  I mean, are we gonna hear like fucking Shekelgruber come out and be like, God, Schlongen, Schneegan, Schlongen Schlagen, Volkswagen?
[03:25:40]  Volkswagen, Schneegan, Slaggin, Volkswagen!
[03:25:45]  Hold on just a second.
[03:25:47]  Hold on.
[03:25:47]  What?
[03:25:48]  What?
[03:25:49]  I think it's safe to say you have the most autistic fanbase ever.
[03:25:53]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS, you idiot.
[03:25:55]  All right, shut up and stop calling me that.
[03:25:59]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS, alright?
[03:26:01]  It's just typical fucking internet drama.
[03:26:04]  All right, that's what...
[03:26:05]  Ah, Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:26:07]  Who is doing this?
[03:26:07]  Dova would love it.
[03:26:09]  Dova would love it.
[03:26:12]  Oh, Christ.
[03:26:20]  And shut up, all...
[03:26:21]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS, man.
[03:26:24]  SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[03:26:33]  Uh, well what kind of- What is this?
[03:26:35]  What is this?
[03:26:36]  Techno?
[03:26:37]  What the fuck is this shit?
[03:26:38]  I don't even know what this is.
[03:26:50]  I mean, seriously, what is this shit?
[03:26:52]  Is this electronica?
[03:26:54]  Is this techno?
[03:26:56]  What is this?
[03:26:56]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[03:26:58]  This Duva bullshit is like tech guy all over again.
[03:27:01]  I can't wait for the intervention stream.
[03:27:04]  Oh, Jesus Christ, fun timer.
[03:27:07]  All right, let's not go back to that time.
[03:27:09]  All right, come on.
[03:27:12]  Hey, what is this?
[03:27:13]  Fash wave?
[03:27:13]  You mean like fascist wave?
[03:27:15]  Is that what, like, like, like short for fascist wave?
[03:27:19]  Is that what this shit is?
[03:27:28]  This sounds like something that's pumped out of a goddamn gay bathhouse.
[03:27:32]  I don't know what the fuck this.
[03:27:33]  I mean, if this is fascist wave, you couldn't get any more fucking Richard Spencer fruitier.
[03:27:51]  Yeah, you hear it too, right?
[03:27:52]  You all hear it, right?
[03:27:56]  Boots and pants, and All right, how long has this been going on?
[03:28:18]  Two minutes.
[03:28:19]  All right, let's let it go for a little while longer.
[03:28:27]  I mean, seriously, this sounds like something that's be blaring out of a gay club, dude.
[03:28:40]  I mean, this sounds like something you would hear blaring out of a club on Main Street out here in San Antonio.
[03:28:47]  You should talk, Dan, but he's still in chat lol.
[03:28:50]  Also, be to ban Dovadude for being a pedophile who shares 10-year-old boy Snapchats back and forth with Jackler.
[03:28:58]  Is this fucking true, man?
[03:29:01]  I mean, I have yet to hear from Duva Dude or Jackler, and typically Duva Dude would be like, man, fuck this.
[03:29:06]  They're lying or something.
[03:29:08]  I'm not hearing nothing, man.
[03:29:10]  I'm not hearing nothing from these guys.
[03:29:12]  What the fuck?
[03:29:15]  I'm not hearing nothing.
[03:29:19]  All right, look, I'm going to get through these two $18.66 bucker, and we're going to move on, dude.
[03:29:24]  Don't donate any more $18.66 buckers, okay?
[03:29:28]  All right, this is the random loser.
[03:29:30]  And he said, hey, since we're going to talk about Duva, he's just kind of likes to fuck with others and ban as many people as he can.
[03:29:37]  And then Jackler just bows to him and lets him do whatever he wants.
[03:29:41]  This one is for Froppler.
[03:29:43]  Don't remind me of that fucking freak show, for Christ's sake.
[03:29:47]  All right, there we go.
[03:29:48]  This is the random loser requested this.
[03:29:54]  No shit.
[03:29:55]  No shit.
[03:29:55]  This one's for Froppler.
[03:29:57]  Shit, this is definitely some autistic shit right here You know what I mean?
[03:30:13]  Give me a break.
[03:30:17]  Who's laughing no, hey?
[03:30:19]  Who's laughing no?
[03:30:24]  Me!
[03:30:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:30:34]  You've got to be shitting me, dude.
[03:30:36]  This one's for Froppler.
[03:30:39]  No, shit.
[03:30:39]  I haven't seen Froppler, huh?
[03:30:41]  You want to know why?
[03:30:41]  Because I kicked his ass on a game and he got fucking humiliated.
[03:30:45]  And you know what?
[03:30:46]  I don't blame him, boy.
[03:30:48]  I don't blame him.
[03:30:50]  All right, this next $18 and last $18.66 bucker is by Let's End It With This.
[03:30:57]  All right, Duva would love it, he said.
[03:30:59]  What would Duva love so much?
[03:31:01]  Dude, come on, dude.
[03:31:03]  Come on, man.
[03:31:07]  What the hell is that?
[03:31:08]  Oh, my God.
[03:31:08]  Meanwhile.
[03:31:10]  What the fuck does that mean, meanwhile, in Ghost Trailer?
[03:31:16]  What is this?
[03:31:17]  Entertainment for TARS.
[03:31:18]  Oh, my God.
[03:31:19]  This is more proof that your fanbase was most likely in classes with two teachers and eight students.
[03:31:25]  Oh, fuck you, dude.
[03:31:26]  All right, that's, fuck you.
[03:31:28]  All right.
[03:31:29]  I have a whole bunch of people that listen to this broadcast that aren't affiliated with that demographic that you're describing, you piece of shit.
[03:31:37]  All right.
[03:31:38]  Hey, what is this?
[03:31:38]  Nafara 822.
[03:31:41]  If you aren't hearing anything from Duva, then he probably did it.
[03:31:45]  Oh, shit.
[03:31:46]  All right.
[03:31:47]  Look, let's end it with this.
[03:31:48]  Requested this.
[03:31:49]  And he said Duva would love it.
[03:31:51]  Let's end it with this.
[03:31:52]  Requested this.
[03:31:55]  What in the fuck are we doing here?
[03:32:01]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:32:04]  I mean, come on, dude.
[03:32:08]  The cake will end up crazy.
[03:32:10]  If he doesn't look at the book, I mean, this is a coopster fucking kid show anyway.
[03:32:16]  What the fuck?
[03:32:16]  Shut that hand down, Lord, and pick that motherfucker up.
[03:32:20]  What the fuck?
[03:32:21]  Shut that hand down, Lord, and pick that motherfucker up.
[03:32:25]  the actual fuck oh my god this is fucking ridiculous Oh my god.
[03:32:38]  You know you can't be lazy.
[03:32:41]  My last dono for the night.
[03:32:42]  What?
[03:32:43]  Derwick Derwicking to come on, dude.
[03:32:47]  Come on, man.
[03:32:49]  We want to get to the rest of the show here.
[03:32:53]  The cake will end up crazy.
[03:32:55]  If you're not going to get to the fucking fuck trying to get to the fucking show here.
[03:33:01]  Get your bitch.
[03:33:02]  Robin dick.
[03:33:03]  Get your bitch.
[03:33:04]  Rub that shit and go.
[03:33:06]  Dude, this is disgusting, man.
[03:33:07]  Get your hands on the route, bitch.
[03:33:09]  Put that ass on it, nigga.
[03:33:11]  Crying on it, dick, ticket.
[03:33:14]  Put that ass on it, nigga.
[03:33:15]  You cry no dick kicks.
[03:33:19]  If the way is haters, you gotta do the cooking by the burger.
[03:33:24]  You know you can't be lazy.
[03:33:26]  Never use a nice recipe.
[03:33:28]  The cake will end up crazy.
[03:33:30]  If you do the cooking by the door, then you'll have a rest.
[03:33:35]  No, actually, let's end it with this.
[03:33:37]  What?
[03:33:37]  Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
[03:33:39]  Oh, dude.
[03:33:40]  Can y'all fuck off and just leave me alone?
[03:33:43]  I mean, what are the kind of bullshit that I've gotta watch on a Saturday night?
[03:33:49]  I could be at a bar right now, man.
[03:33:54]  Fucking what now, dude?
[03:33:55]  What now?
[03:33:57]  I've had some good burgers in my time.
[03:33:59]  Uh-huh.
[03:34:00]  I love a good Swiss melted Swiss cheese and mush-roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger.
[03:34:06]  Jesus Christ.
[03:34:07]  That is hot stuff.
[03:34:08]  You can get that at a number of different places.
[03:34:11]  You're a fruit bowl, that's why they're Richard Spencer.
[03:34:15]  Just come out the fucking closet, you effeminate fuck.
[03:34:18]  Jesus Christ.
[03:34:33]  Never use a nice recipe.
[03:34:35]  The cake will end up crazy.
[03:34:37]  If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll be.
[03:34:41]  Alright, that's enough, dude.
[03:34:45]  Oh, God.
[03:34:47]  He didn't leave because you kicked his ass.
[03:34:49]  He got kicked from Jackler's chat, gave his Discord to his friend, basically said, fuck this, I'm wasting my time.
[03:34:55]  And then probably KYS or some shit.
[03:34:59]  Are you serious?
[03:35:00]  That's what happened to Frompler?
[03:35:03]  This is 99% of your fanbase.
[03:35:05]  Can y'all fuck off and stop donating 18 buckers for Christ's sake, man?
[03:35:09]  Jesus, fucking hell.
[03:35:11]  Oh, here's Chad Poopter Griffin over here.
[03:35:14]  The fuck do you want?
[03:35:15]  Did you know this song is an interpolation of the song, Sex on the Beach?
[03:35:20]  Pretty disturbing stuff.
[03:35:21]  It is fucking sick, dude.
[03:35:23]  It is fucking disgusting.
[03:35:25]  Alright, look, I've had enough of that.
[03:35:26]  I'm not ending it with that for Christ's sake.
[03:35:28]  Whoever the hell donated that, you're a sick fuck.
[03:35:30]  All right, let's end it with this.
[03:35:32]  You're a sick fuck.
[03:35:33]  Oh, dude, come on.
[03:35:34]  Now we're getting piled up, dude.
[03:35:37]  We're getting fucking piled up, man.
[03:35:39]  I told you to stop.
[03:35:40]  Soulless NPC bug people in need of a holocaust by Carpet Bomb Hellfire.
[03:35:45]  Because nukes do not exist.

=== Derwicking White Nationalism (02:34) ===

[03:35:46]  Look into it.
[03:35:48]  Can y'all just please, just come on, dude.
[03:35:51]  Just please, man.
[03:35:54]  All right, who's fucking next for heaven's sake, man?
[03:35:57]  I mean, I'm telling you, you guys are just fucking piling these fucking things on, and I don't appreciate this shit one bit, man.
[03:36:04]  All right, here's Derwicking.
[03:36:06]  He claimed that he wasn't going to donate anymore.
[03:36:08]  Here he is again.
[03:36:11]  Derwicking, he said, ghost prost my last dono for the night.
[03:36:16]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[03:36:18]  All right, here it is.
[03:36:19]  Here's fucking Derwicking's fucking, whatever the hell this is, Derwicking.
[03:36:23]  Here it is.
[03:36:24]  What is this shit?
[03:36:30]  The hell is this crap?
[03:36:38]  What is this shit?
[03:36:40]  Obviously, this is some fucking white nationalist bullshit.
[03:36:51]  Good God.
[03:36:54]  I mean, why?
[03:36:56]  Why, Derwicking?
[03:36:57]  Why?
[03:37:00]  Jesus Christ.
[03:37:07]  Just remember that this German Reich was led by Jewish contingent, okay?
[03:37:14]  Adolf Hitler's real name was Adolf Schekelgruber, whether these white nationalists want to believe it or not.
[03:37:22]  And by the way, who was Hitler's right-hand man?
[03:37:26]  Joseph Gorbels.
[03:37:27]  And if you take a look at the facial features of a Joseph Goebbels, if this guy doesn't look like Shekelstein Noseberg, then I don't know who the fuck does.
[03:37:52]  I mean, seriously, who names their son Joseph besides, you know, our Jewish brethren?

=== Nick Fuentes Tired (02:35) ===

[03:38:21]  Alright, I think I've had enough of it.
[03:38:22]  How long is this shit?
[03:38:24]  Alright, we've done it for two minutes.
[03:38:26]  Go to two and a half minutes, and we get it.
[03:38:28]  We get it, all right?
[03:38:30]  We get it.
[03:38:31]  It's fucking Shecklegruber fucking...
[03:38:33]  Look, sluggish!
[03:38:34]  Sing it, Schlagen!
[03:38:36]  Folkslagin!
[03:38:38]  Sing hey!
[03:38:39]  Sing hey!
[03:38:41]  So give me a fucking break.
[03:38:43]  And fuck you, Derwicking.
[03:38:45]  You're starting to sound like this fucking stupid idiot, fucking Dandy Oracle.
[03:38:48]  No scamming.
[03:38:50]  Fuck you, alright?
[03:38:52]  Alright, fuck you.
[03:38:54]  I can turn it off whenever the fuck I want to, for Christ's sake, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:38:59]  And if you don't fucking like it, you can suck it.
[03:39:01]  You fucking white nationalist fucking taking yourselves out because white blonde bitches don't find you attractive anymore.
[03:39:09]  Pieces of shit.
[03:39:10]  All right?
[03:39:12]  Fucking tired of you, white nationalists, dude.
[03:39:14]  You fucking make me sick.
[03:39:16]  You know that?
[03:39:17]  I mean, I tell you what it is to preserve your white race, right?
[03:39:22]  It's to bang as many blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks as you possibly can and impregnate them.
[03:39:27]  But guess what?
[03:39:28]  You fruit bowls can't get them.
[03:39:32]  Alright?
[03:39:33]  You fruit bowls can't get them.
[03:39:36]  And instead of admitting that blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks don't like you or find you attractive, you want to sit here and piss and moan about white genocide and all this other shit.
[03:39:48]  I mean, get the fuck out of here.
[03:39:50]  All right?
[03:39:51]  I mean, look at you white nationalists now.
[03:39:53]  Y'all are being led by a fucking Mexican, for fuck's sake.
[03:39:58]  Fucking Nick Fuentes is the leader of the white nationalists out here.
[03:40:02]  He's a fucking Mexican, for Christ's sake.
[03:40:05]  That's great.
[03:40:06]  That's keeping up with the fucking white nationalism there for you.
[03:40:10]  That's great.
[03:40:11]  Huh?
[03:40:11]  Hey, it's white power over here.
[03:40:14]  Hand me that taco.
[03:40:15]  Hand me that taco there, Mr. Fuentes.
[03:40:18]  The fuck out of here, right?
[03:40:20]  Fucking piece of fucking garbage, for Christ's sake.
[03:40:24]  Not even joking around.
[03:40:26]  You notice that most of these white folks that have to be led around, they have to be led around by minorities.
[03:40:31]  I mean, here you have Hitler, aka Adolph Schekelgruber.
[03:40:35]  He had to lead the white folks into this kind of white race, you know, third right bullshit.
[03:40:42]  And now you've got a Mexican and Nick Fuentes leading these disenchanted incel white folks into doing shit.
[03:40:50]  So, you know, it's fucking, it's pretty interesting to say the least, okay?

=== Mexican Fan Base Lead (15:14) ===

[03:40:56]  Anyway, let's, and, and fuck Danny, Oracle.
[03:40:59]  I'm fucking tired of that asshole, all right?
[03:41:00]  He's a fucking, he's a, he's a two-bit fucking uh welfare case asshole that tried to show off, hey, look, I'm gonna show off all the money that I've got, huh?
[03:41:10]  Look at all this money, and then fucking tries to charge back all of it, which, you know, he only got back a hundred bucks and now he's flexing his fucking nuts.
[03:41:19]  Still, you fucking idiot, all right?
[03:41:21]  Still got fucking 400 of it, so go shove it up your ass.
[03:41:25]  And what is this?
[03:41:26]  RIP Froppler new down, dude.
[03:41:29]  Are you serious, Froppler?
[03:41:31]  Are you serious?
[03:41:32]  Froppler fucking did something bad here.
[03:41:35]  I mean, you know, he did some kind of harm to himself or something of that nature for Christ's sake.
[03:41:40]  I mean, I hope that's not the case, dude.
[03:41:43]  I hope that's not the fucking case because, man, I mean, don't get me wrong, I was annoyed by Froppler's ass, but you know, it is what it is.
[03:41:52]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[03:41:53]  We've got this next one by Red Eyes Black Dragon who said, no, actually, let's end it with this.
[03:42:00]  Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
[03:42:01]  All right, what is this?
[03:42:03]  What is this, Red Eyes Black Dragon?
[03:42:08]  The hell is this?
[03:42:14]  What the hell is this shit?
[03:42:22]  Dude, listen to me.
[03:42:23]  Don't send me any more fucking donations, dude.
[03:42:26]  I mean, right when I say that, right when I fucking say that shit, man, all right?
[03:42:32]  Well, in other news, rip baby Froppler.
[03:42:36]  Did Froppler really fucking did he really?
[03:42:40]  I hope he didn't kill himself, dude.
[03:42:42]  I hope not, dude.
[03:42:46]  I hope that's fucking a troll.
[03:42:48]  I hope that's not the true.
[03:42:50]  What the fuck?
[03:42:51]  What?
[03:42:52]  Anonymous.
[03:42:54]  I mean, they live in a shithole state, so I wouldn't blame Fropper for wanting to just go missing.
[03:43:00]  He lives in a shithole state.
[03:43:01]  All right, that's enough.
[03:43:02]  Leave Froppler alone.
[03:43:03]  I don't know what the fuck happened to Froppler.
[03:43:06]  Obviously, something negative happened to Cropper.
[03:43:21]  Dude, what the fuck kind of shit am I listening to here?
[03:43:26]  What the hell is this shit?
[03:43:28]  And what is this?
[03:43:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:30]  Captain Howdy is dead, just like, who the fuck did you just say?
[03:43:35]  Just like baby Sneed.
[03:43:36]  What the fuck are you talking about, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[03:43:40]  What are you talking about, man?
[03:43:42]  Is Froppler really gone?
[03:43:45]  Anyway, can we play the rest of this shitty Australian fucking whatever the hell this is?
[03:43:52]  We watch the lightning crack over Kingfields.
[03:44:07]  I mean, dude, I can't dig this at all.
[03:44:10]  This is fucking horrible music.
[03:44:12]  I mean, seriously, this sounds like something that you fucking torture ISIS fucking captives with.
[03:44:41]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:44:44]  I mean, this has been some, there's been some sucky music.
[03:44:48]  Some really sucky ass music requested tonight, dude.
[03:44:52]  This really sucks.
[03:44:53]  I'm sorry.
[03:44:54]  No offense, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[03:44:57]  But this fucking sucks a cock with it.
[03:45:24]  Christ.
[03:45:26]  What now?
[03:45:27]  What now?
[03:45:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:45:29]  Ghost just surpassed Hillary Clinton in the world record for suiciding.
[03:45:33]  Dude, shut up.
[03:45:34]  I have nothing to do with any of that shit, alright?
[03:45:38]  I've got nothing to do.
[03:45:39]  If Propper really committed suicide, I had nothing to do with it.
[03:45:43]  All right.
[03:45:43]  Shut up.
[03:45:44]  Stop trying to blame me.
[03:45:54]  I can't take any more of this.
[03:45:56]  Come on.
[03:45:56]  All right.
[03:45:57]  Three minutes is good, alright?
[03:46:01]  This is Australia out on the patio.
[03:46:05]  I've had enough of this.
[03:46:06]  Dude, this song sucks, dude.
[03:46:08]  No offense to my brethren from down under.
[03:46:11]  This fucking sucked.
[03:46:13]  I'm sorry.
[03:46:13]  It sucked a cock with it.
[03:46:14]  I'm sorry.
[03:46:16]  All right, let's get to the next one here, and we can get these finished, dude.
[03:46:20]  Jesus Christ.
[03:46:22]  This one was requested by Ghosts fanbase, who says this is 99% of your fan base.
[03:46:28]  All right, what is this?
[03:46:29]  What exactly are you talking about?
[03:46:31]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:46:32]  There's Tim McCrab.
[03:46:35]  What up, Tim McCrab?
[03:46:36]  Had to get in contact with his aunt, but she told me all.
[03:46:40]  Threw himself off the ninth bridge up in Allegheny County outside Philly.
[03:46:44]  Rip baby Froppler.
[03:46:48]  Is that for real, dude?
[03:46:50]  Is that fucking for real?
[03:46:51]  Or are you guys just trolling?
[03:46:53]  Please tell me that this is just one fucking elaborate sick macabre troll.
[03:46:58]  All right?
[03:46:59]  Please tell me that this is a fucking macabre troll.
[03:47:02]  Here's B No.
[03:47:04]  Oh my God.
[03:47:06]  Hey, what the hell did you just say?
[03:47:07]  B-No says, will you still be saying you had nothing to do with it when you were being cross-examined by a guy?
[03:47:13]  I go, fuck off.
[03:47:15]  All right.
[03:47:16]  Just fuck off.
[03:47:17]  All right.
[03:47:18]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:47:19]  Anyway, let's get to Ghosts fan base.
[03:47:22]  All right.
[03:47:23]  Ghost fan base requested this and said this is 99% of your fan base.
[03:47:28]  So what the fuck is he talking about?
[03:47:29]  What is this?
[03:47:32]  Jesus Christ.
[03:47:35]  Oh, no.
[03:47:45]  Oh, my God.
[03:47:49]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:47:52]  This is not my fan base.
[03:47:54]  All right.
[03:47:55]  I know who this is.
[03:47:56]  This is that fruity ass bastard that should have died years ago, Chris Chan.
[03:48:01]  Okay?
[03:48:02]  This is not my fan base, you piece of shit.
[03:48:09]  Oh, Christ.
[03:48:15]  This fucking idiot is not my fan base, okay?
[03:48:19]  This guy should have died years ago, in my opinion, okay?
[03:48:21]  This guy's a piece of trash.
[03:48:24]  All right, he is a no-good waste of life, as far as I'm concerned.
[03:48:28]  Hold on, what?
[03:48:29]  What is this?
[03:48:30]  What?
[03:48:31]  Okay, okay, I lied.
[03:48:32]  This is the last one.
[03:48:33]  Oh, you fucking.
[03:48:34]  This is honor of the holiday.
[03:48:36]  You piece of shit.
[03:48:38]  You piece of garbage.
[03:48:49]  Jesus fucking Christ, man!
[03:48:52]  What?
[03:48:52]  What?
[03:48:53]  Oh, shit.
[03:48:54]  It's Froppy.
[03:48:55]  All right, fuck off, dude.
[03:48:57]  Can y'all fuck off for heaven's sake?
[03:48:59]  Yes, hello.
[03:49:00]  Is this, uh, Walter Grisby?
[03:49:02]  Who threw a Grisby?
[03:49:04]  Oh, you know what?
[03:49:08]  What a fucking tar, dude.
[03:49:10]  What a fucking tar.
[03:49:11]  That is not my fan base.
[03:49:13]  All right, regardless of what the fuck you idiots think.
[03:49:17]  Let's move on.
[03:49:18]  All right, here we got Tim McCrab.
[03:49:21]  Tim McCrab requested this and what?
[03:49:24]  In the field of local live holidays.
[03:49:26]  What is this?
[03:49:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:49:29]  First, Mike, then Froppler.
[03:49:31]  And wait, wasn't there a guy earlier last month as well?
[03:49:34]  Stop the evil ghost.
[03:49:36]  Also, Chris Chan is a woman now.
[03:49:38]  Respect her gender.
[03:49:39]  Nah, fuck Chris Chan.
[03:49:41]  All right.
[03:49:41]  I hope fucking Chris Chan gets fucking cancer of the fucking anal passage.
[03:49:45]  All right, it's a waste of fucking life that's doing nothing, no contribution to society other than turning perfectly good food into shit.
[03:49:54]  So fuck, fuck Chris Chan, all right?
[03:49:57]  Anyway, let's get to Tim McCrab.
[03:49:58]  Tim McCrab said, also, Lazy Town is scuffed pedo bait TV show.
[03:50:03]  I hate that fucking show, dude.
[03:50:05]  Video is from Germans weren't soulless NPC bug people in need of a Holocaust by carpet bomb hellfire because nukes do not exist.
[03:50:15]  Look into it.
[03:50:16]  I've heard about that theory.
[03:50:18]  I've heard about that theory.
[03:50:20]  And let's see what Tim McCrab requested here.
[03:50:22]  What is this, Tim McRav?
[03:50:29]  It's Christmas.
[03:50:30]  Can we turn this down?
[03:50:35]  Here we go, here we go, here we go, that's right, I I want more blood in blue-eyed children.
[03:50:48]  I want more blood in blue-eyed children.
[03:50:51]  Look, Schwang and Schlieegan, Schwang and Schwagen.
[03:50:55]  Volkswagen.
[03:50:56]  I'm Singh.
[03:50:58]  Singh.
[03:51:01]  Singh.
[03:51:03]  Give me a damn break.
[03:51:05]  I mean, come on, Tim McCracken.
[03:51:12]  Didn't expect this kind of white nationalist bullshit out of you, man.
[03:51:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:51:43]  I mean, you know, how much more German bullshit white nationalist propaganda can we fit into one fucking Saturday night, huh?
[03:51:51]  I mean, Jesus hell.
[03:51:55]  And where's Shekelgruber?
[03:51:57]  What the hell is Shekelgruber in this propaganda piece?
[03:52:01]  Where's the, I want more blood to handle my children?
[03:52:07]  Not song and slag and slig and slogan!
[03:52:10]  Folks wagon and see!
[03:52:14]  Seaheid!
[03:52:16]  Seahead!
[03:52:18]  seriously man I've had about enough of this shit All right, it's just about over.
[03:52:41]  Thank God.
[03:52:43]  Thank God, it's just about over, for heaven's sake.
[03:52:46]  Jesus fucking hell.
[03:52:49]  All right, that's great.
[03:52:50]  All right, cancel that shit.
[03:52:51]  That's great.
[03:52:52]  All right, let's let's move on.
[03:52:54]  Thank you, Tim McCrab.
[03:52:55]  I didn't know how white nationalist you were.
[03:52:58]  I thought you were fucking down with the fucking with the fucking a la and shit.
[03:53:03]  I thought you were all off snack bar, but I don't know what I don't know.
[03:53:06]  It doesn't matter.
[03:53:07]  It doesn't matter.
[03:53:08]  Let's go on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[03:53:11]  What the fuck is this?
[03:53:13]  What do you want?
[03:53:14]  I'm about to play your video, Derwicking.
[03:53:16]  The kids are all right.
[03:53:17]  Fascism is the future of America.
[03:53:20]  Look up Hans Hermann Hopf for some capitalist education.
[03:53:23]  Ah, fuck off.
[03:53:25]  Fuck off.
[03:53:26]  I know how being a capitalist, I know what being a capitalist is about.
[03:53:29]  There's Tim McCrab.
[03:53:31]  Plus, one of my grandparents was in Turkic Waffen SS Battalion.
[03:53:36]  Oh, great.
[03:53:37]  So you're a fucking Turkish fucking Nazi?
[03:53:40]  I've heard it all now.
[03:53:41]  A Turkish Nazi.
[03:53:43]  I was with the Waffen Turkish SS Battalion.
[03:53:47]  That's great.
[03:53:48]  That's a great.
[03:53:49]  I'm very proud of you.
[03:53:50]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:53:52]  Let's get to Derwicking, even though he just donated and, you know, talked about how fascism was the future or some bullshit.
[03:53:59]  Here is his last $18.66 bucker.
[03:54:04]  He goes, okay, I lied.
[03:54:05]  This is my last one.
[03:54:06]  This is the honor of the holiday.
[03:54:08]  Whatever the hell that means.
[03:54:10]  Ah, Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:54:12]  Don't tell me you did this.
[03:54:16]  All right, this is Derwicking.
[03:54:17]  At least it has nothing to do with white nationalism, but viewer discretion is advised.
[03:54:23]  Okay?
[03:54:23]  That's all I got to say.
[03:54:35]  Yeah, this is it right now.
[03:54:37]  This is the internet for you right there, huh?
[03:54:39]  This is the fucking internet for you right there, folks.
[03:55:05]  Man, I hope this guy got salmonella poisoning.
[03:55:07]  I'm not even joking.
[03:55:19]  I mean, Jesus Christ, the amount of mental retardation with this shit.
[03:55:42]  Oh, my God.
[03:55:43]  I can't believe it.
[03:55:44]  Hey, what are you going to take a wee on it?
[03:55:47]  He's going to fucking take a whiz on it, for Christ's sake!
[03:55:52]  Oh, don't touch your fucking...
[03:55:54]  Oh, God.
[03:55:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:55:58]  All right, I've had enough of that.
[03:56:00]  That's enough.
[03:56:00]  Yeah, you R.I.P., you're fucking sick turkey.
[03:56:03]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, that was gross, dude.
[03:56:07]  All right, last $18.66 bucker, okay?

=== Tards Fight Hand (06:53) ===

[03:56:11]  The last one.
[03:56:12]  Now, when I say the last one, that is not cue for you guys to be like, hey, let's continue donating.
[03:56:20]  That is not your fucking cue, okay?
[03:56:23]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:56:25]  Can we move on with the show?
[03:56:27]  It's already 1.13, 1.15 in the fucking morning.
[03:56:31]  Alright, let's move on with the Saturday Night Troll Show, for heaven's sake.
[03:56:36]  Alright, when the TARDS fight, I requested this last one.
[03:56:40]  When the TARDs fight, it said, basically what I imagine when ghost community fights over each other.
[03:56:46]  Oh, this should be rich.
[03:56:47]  All right, this should be fucking rich.
[03:57:03]  Oh, God.
[03:57:04]  Wow, that was harsh.
[03:57:07]  That was- That was fucking harsh.
[03:57:09]  Their ghost sucks at games.
[03:57:11]  Fuck you.
[03:57:11]  I don't see anything.
[03:57:12]  Does anyone notice that ghost's voice has a very natural feminine quality that comes out when he pretends to be Hitler?
[03:57:18]  Ghost, I think you would make a cute girl.
[03:57:21]  You should really try to let that side of you show next episode.
[03:57:24]  Your Tardians would like it.
[03:57:26]  Go fuck off, alright?
[03:57:28]  Oh, wow.
[03:57:30]  And whoever the hell ghost sucks at games, whoever donated that, I don't suck at games, dude.
[03:57:35]  Listen, I'm under intense gaming training right now, alright?
[03:57:39]  I've got the best gaming tutor money can buy, all right?
[03:57:44]  Now, unfortunately, because, you know, I did some intensive fingering when it comes to my gaming training, I pinched a nerve or something and it fucked my shoulder up for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:57:56]  Now, I know that you idiots think that I'm just talking garbage and I'm just talking out of my ass and shit like that.
[03:58:01]  But I'm telling you right now, give me fucking two to three months and people are going to be saying ninja who, all right?
[03:58:09]  That's all I got to say.
[03:58:10]  You all fucking laugh now.
[03:58:13]  You all laugh now, but he who laughs last laughs loudest.
[03:58:17]  That's all I got to say to that, all right?
[03:58:20]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:58:22]  All right, this is the last $18.66 bucker up in here.
[03:58:26]  When Tards fight, basically what I imagine when ghost community fights over each other.
[03:58:32]  What the hell is he talking about?
[03:58:33]  Play this.
[03:58:34]  What is this?
[03:58:35]  I'm watching motherfuckers to see something.
[03:58:36]  You know what this is?
[03:58:38]  This is the handle on my fucking two-ton jack.
[03:58:41]  Oh, not this.
[03:58:43]  This is old school internet right here.
[03:58:49]  You know why it's up front in the front seat and not in the back where my jack is?
[03:58:57]  Because if you fuck with me, you're going to get it to a fucking head.
[03:59:03]  That's why.
[03:59:06]  Oh, my God.
[03:59:07]  That's why you fucking pussies don't fuck with people in real life.
[03:59:11]  You have to fuck with people on the internet because we'll fucking take you out.
[03:59:17]  Because if you dared to fucking come up to me in person, in real life, and fucking say shit to my face, this is what you're going to get.
[03:59:27]  I'm going to hop out of the fucking van with this in my hand, and I'm going to fucking hit you in the head as hard as I fucking can.
[03:59:35]  Crack your skull and have your brains laid out.
[03:59:38]  That's never good so old.
[04:00:03]  Better fucking thank God I fucking moved back home.
[04:00:09]  Zara would right in your fucking skull.
[04:00:13]  Bunny here, you fucking pussies.
[04:00:17]  Actually, fucking whine about me quitting the game that you fucking bullied me off of.
[04:00:24]  You fucking attack me.
[04:00:26]  You bully me off the game.
[04:00:27]  And it's wah, boohoo.
[04:00:29]  She just deleted her account.
[04:00:31]  She.
[04:00:33]  You're such a fucking pussy shit.
[04:00:36]  She!
[04:00:37]  You're actually complaining that the person you bullied left so that you don't have anyone left to bully.
[04:00:45]  Oh, oh, boo-hoo.
[04:00:47]  Where the fuck am I going to find another street kid to make fun of?
[04:00:51]  You know, why don't you go whatever fucking city you're in?
[04:00:55]  Hold on, I'll pause this.
[04:00:56]  Pause this.
[04:00:57]  What?
[04:00:58]  What is it?
[04:00:59]  Oh, look, it's a member of your tardiant.
[04:01:02]  Tardiants?
[04:01:04]  My tardiant?
[04:01:05]  Fuck you, you fucking ass.
[04:01:06]  I'll play the rest of this shit.
[04:01:08]  You're not going to go to the ghetto and find someone from the streets to fuck with.
[04:01:12]  Because you're a fucking pussy ass pansy.
[04:01:16]  You know?
[04:01:19]  It's fucking unbelievable that you would fucking complain and cry.
[04:01:25]  Whah!
[04:01:26]  She deleted her account.
[04:01:27]  Now who am I going to bully?
[04:01:30]  You fucking pussy.
[04:01:31]  Fucking faggot, John Lehume.
[04:01:34]  Whoa!
[04:01:35]  Fuck your fucking faggot ass name is.
[04:01:38]  Fuck you too, you piece of shit.
[04:01:40]  I'll fucking bust your fucking head open.
[04:01:42]  You better fucking pray that I never fucking cross your path.
[04:01:45]  Oh man.
[04:01:47]  That's why you motherfuckers fuck with people on the internet because you know that fuckling people in real life is dangerous.
[04:01:53]  You know that there's real motherfuckers out there like me who keep this on hand.
[04:01:58]  Who don't fucking take your shit.
[04:02:01]  And this is for everyone who fucking wants to see moves.
[04:02:04]  Oh, you're gonna show us moves.
[04:02:06]  Let's see some moves out here.
[04:02:09]  You think I don't look like much?
[04:02:15]  Take the first shot if you fucking dare.
[04:02:17]  Because that's what I fucking learned in the jitsu.
[04:02:22]  Block.
[04:02:26]  Or I can go lower.
[04:02:28]  Right to the fucking balls.
[04:02:33]  I'm short.
[04:02:34]  I can get low to the ground.
[04:02:36]  And you can't fucking hit me.
[04:02:41]  Wanna try it?
[04:02:43]  Nice trailers in the background.
[04:02:45]  Notice the trailers in the background.
[04:02:47]  Bring it.
[04:02:52]  Man, I wish I fucking had something to hit.

=== Extinct Eyed Bitches (14:25) ===

[04:03:05]  Oh, my God.
[04:03:06]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[04:03:09]  Oh my god.
[04:03:10]  Alright, that was a good one to end on there, okay?
[04:03:13]  That was a good one to end on.
[04:03:15]  Let me see.
[04:03:15]  I think that's it.
[04:03:16]  We have no more $18.66 bucker.
[04:03:20]  Thank God, okay?
[04:03:22]  Now, look, what we're going to do next here, folks, is obviously we're going to go and probably do the date line next.
[04:03:29]  And then after the date line, what we're going to do is a little bit of radio graffiti.
[04:03:33]  And maybe we'll get to some shout-outs.
[04:03:36]  We'll see how it goes.
[04:03:37]  Although, we need to do some raiding, right?
[04:03:39]  That's right.
[04:03:40]  We got to do some raiding.
[04:03:41]  Alright, let's see if we got anybody to raid up in here.
[04:03:43]  Hold on just a second.
[04:03:45]  Do we got anybody to raid up in here, for heaven's sake?
[04:03:48]  No, there's just fucking nobody's on, for Christ's sake.
[04:03:51]  I know EBZ's on.
[04:03:53]  Great.
[04:03:53]  EBZ's on.
[04:03:55]  What the hell is EBZ doing?
[04:03:57]  Let's see what he's doing.
[04:03:59]  Aw, you fucking, you piece of shit.
[04:04:02]  You.
[04:04:02]  You piece of fucking dog shit, man.
[04:04:05]  Right when I was.
[04:04:06]  You piece of fucking crap.
[04:04:08]  And look, here's Evil Mira.
[04:04:10]  Look at this shit.
[04:04:12]  Oh, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:04:15]  And Froppler didn't deserve to die, sad face.
[04:04:18]  He was always so good at beating your butt at gaming.
[04:04:20]  Yeah, fuck off.
[04:04:21]  I whoop Froppler's ass just like if whoop fucking Keem Scares his ass.
[04:04:25]  All right, look, let's get done with these so we can move on, dude.
[04:04:28]  All right.
[04:04:29]  Uh, here's Anonymous that requested this one.
[04:04:32]  All right, and what is this ghost substance?
[04:04:33]  I skipped it, gave it.
[04:04:35]  Hey, oh my god, you skipped mine.
[04:04:37]  You didn't have a link in yours, dude.
[04:04:40]  I thought that you just donated.
[04:04:41]  So, okay, thank you for giving me a link.
[04:04:43]  I'll play it.
[04:04:44]  You didn't have a link in your shit.
[04:04:46]  Anyway, let's get to anonymous.
[04:04:48]  Jesus Christ.
[04:04:49]  Here's anonymous.
[04:04:50]  And of course, look at this dumb shit.
[04:04:52]  Fucking anime.
[04:04:54]  Look at this dumb fucking garbage.
[04:04:59]  I mean, what's worse?
[04:05:01]  Autism or fucking white nationalists who use this to cool?
[04:05:07]  I mean, seriously, what's worse?
[04:05:12]  Oh, God.
[04:05:13]  I'm serious.
[04:05:14]  If you're over the age of 18 and you got yourself a cartoon woman fetish like this, you're a piece of shit.
[04:05:20]  You should be listed in your local PD Vice Squad for potential sexual crimes, as far as I'm concerned.
[04:05:28]  I'm not joking around.
[04:05:34]  I mean, I fucking, I can't stand this crap.
[04:05:41]  And then people are saying, uh, white nationalists usually don't watch anime.
[04:05:45]  Bullshit!
[04:05:46]  The Daily Stormer, which was this big fucking white nationalist underground blogging site, used to sell anime white nationalist merch, for fuck's sake.
[04:05:59]  The fuck are you talking about?
[04:06:01]  All of you white nationalists are a bunch of fucking weeds and cartoon fetish fucking incels.
[04:06:07]  What are you talking about?
[04:06:10]  What are you talking about?
[04:06:14]  This is so stupid.
[04:06:15]  This is 46 minutes.
[04:06:19]  This is 46 fucking minutes.
[04:06:28]  I'm telling you, anybody who is over the age of 18 that has a cartoon fetish, you should get rolled up.
[04:06:34]  I'm not kidding.
[04:06:37]  You know what I mean?
[04:06:38]  I'm not joking around.
[04:06:42]  Jesus Christ.
[04:06:46]  And what is it?
[04:06:47]  Is this like a 46 minute song or it's the full album of fucking this fucking anime's got a full album of this bullshit?
[04:06:56]  Oh, my God.
[04:06:57]  I mean, give me a fucking break when you weeds, dude.
[04:07:00]  Seriously, man.
[04:07:04]  Oh, my God.
[04:07:08]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:07:13]  I mean, it's degenerate bullshit, man.
[04:07:16]  I'm not joking around.
[04:07:23]  Hey, wait a minute.
[04:07:24]  Hold on.
[04:07:24]  Hold on.
[04:07:25]  Let me turn this off after three minutes, and I'm going to make some comments and some shit that's going on in the chat room right now.
[04:07:40]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:07:41]  I think we get the point of this fucking song, okay?
[04:07:44]  Does everybody get the fucking point?
[04:07:46]  I think we get the point of this fucking stupid cartoon fetish shit.
[04:07:49]  All right.
[04:07:50]  Now, let me explain something.
[04:07:51]  Somebody in here said that ghost doesn't care if white people go extinct.
[04:07:56]  Let me explain something to you, okay?
[04:07:58]  The reason white people are going extinct is because white people have turned weak.
[04:08:04]  They're fucking weak, okay?
[04:08:06]  Let's just take a look at Europe, the origin of bloodline for many of you white folks.
[04:08:12]  It is now being completely conquered and taken over by a bunch of Islamic refugees that you decided to bring into your own countries with open arms without any kind of opposition whatsoever.
[04:08:26]  And because you stupid fucking Europeans were made docile because of your socialist bullshit, you don't know how to react to this.
[04:08:35]  You don't know how to react to the opposition, which is the refugee crisis, which is now taking over Europe.
[04:08:42]  They're raping your women while you're behind a damn lampshade, fucking waxing your carrot.
[04:08:48]  They're making Sharia zones out there in Europe, and there's nothing you idiots can do about it because you're fucking weak.
[04:08:55]  And look, if you're a white nationalist in America, don't you think that every white nationalist, the foundation of white nationalism should be, hey, if you're a white male, you need to impregnate every blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman that you can possibly ejaculate your penis into.
[04:09:15]  I mean, that's literally preserving the white race, isn't that?
[04:09:19]  Am I correct?
[04:09:21]  Yet, most of these fucking white nationalists that are out here, most vocal, that are out here supposedly leaders of these white nationalist groups, haven't you noticed?
[04:09:31]  They're all single.
[04:09:34]  They're all single, and some of them even have minority or in some cases, Jewish spouses.
[04:09:42]  Did you hear about that one fucking guy, the Daily Shoah?
[04:09:45]  Remember that fucking podcast a couple of years ago?
[04:09:48]  This fucking guy was encouraged to be a white nationalist because he had a Jewish wife.
[04:09:54]  He had a Jewish wife that was like, hey, honey, I think it's a good idea.
[04:09:58]  You go out there, you pretend you're white nationalists.
[04:10:00]  These people come out.
[04:10:01]  They're going to give you lots of shekels.
[04:10:02]  And that's the, give me a fucking break.
[04:10:06]  All right.
[04:10:07]  If anyone is making themselves go extinct, it's the white people that are voluntarily making themselves extinct.
[04:10:16]  Because blonde hair, blue-eyed bitches don't want to fuck you, okay?
[04:10:21]  Blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches don't want to fuck you for whatever reason.
[04:10:26]  And I'm going to tell you why the reason is, is because y'all are fucking weak.
[04:10:30]  Y'all have no balls whatsoever.
[04:10:32]  All right.
[04:10:33]  Y'all are talking about, oh, the white race is becoming extinct.
[04:10:38]  And y'all are blaming everybody.
[04:10:40]  Y'all are blaming the Jew.
[04:10:42]  You're blaming the black.
[04:10:43]  You're blaming the Mexican.
[04:10:46]  You're blaming the Asian.
[04:10:48]  You're blaming everybody but your fucking selves.
[04:10:51]  Nobody's stopping you white people.
[04:10:54]  All right.
[04:10:54]  From going and banging blonde hair, blue-eyed bitches.
[04:10:58]  But why are blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches completely rejecting you?
[04:11:02]  Because you are fucking weak.
[04:11:05]  You're fucking weak.
[04:11:07]  So don't bitch at me and don't bitch at anybody else that white people are going extinct.
[04:11:13]  It's because of fucking pussy whip white males.
[04:11:17]  All right.
[04:11:17]  There are a bunch of pussies.
[04:11:19]  That's why y'all are becoming extinct.
[04:11:21]  Because your fucking blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks don't want you, dude.
[04:11:25]  I know it's a sad fact of life and I know it hurts many of your feelings, but your white-haired, blue-eyed, blonde bitches do not want you anymore, okay?
[04:11:35]  You know why?
[04:11:36]  Because most of you white people, with the exception of, I mean, obviously there's exceptions, but most of you white nationalists still live with your families.
[04:11:46]  Most of you white nationalists are still living under your mother's skirt.
[04:11:51]  Most of you white nationalists don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
[04:11:57]  Okay?
[04:11:58]  Now, shouldn't also, aside from impregnating as many blonde-haired, blue-eyed women as possible, shouldn't the next foundation of white nationalism be to be to encourage white people to become engineers, doctors, lawyers, politicians, etc.
[04:12:17]  Shouldn't that also be another component to white nationalism?
[04:12:21]  It's not!
[04:12:23]  It's not!
[04:12:25]  So spare me this fucking Crimea River bullshit about how white people are going extinct because of this and because of that.
[04:12:34]  It's because of you!
[04:12:35]  You're fucking weak!
[04:12:37]  All right!
[04:12:39]  You're fucking weak!
[04:12:40]  So shut the fuck up about it, alright?
[04:12:43]  Tired of your fucking weak asses.
[04:12:45]  You're getting pushed around by everybody and you're blaming everybody but your fucking weak selves.
[04:12:50]  So shut up!
[04:12:52]  All right, if you're gonna fucking bitch about it, then go out and try to bang a few blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches for Christ's sake instead of bitching at me.
[04:13:01]  You fucking goddamn closet fucking white nationalist homos.
[04:13:07]  Tired of fucking hearing all your fucking excuses.
[04:13:10]  Oh, the white man is going extinct.
[04:13:14]  It's because you're a bunch of pussies.
[04:13:17]  You're a bunch of pussies and you can't score with fucking white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches.
[04:13:22]  And you know how easy it is to get a fucking white, blue-eyed bitch?
[04:13:27]  You know how easy it is?
[04:13:28]  Just go up to her and say, hey, look at my fucking Mercedes that I've got going on over there.
[04:13:33]  Hey, take a look at this fucking Maserati that I'm done.
[04:13:36]  That's all you got to do.
[04:13:36]  But you know what?
[04:13:37]  Most of you fucking young white males, you're still living under your mother's skirt for Christ's sake.
[04:13:43]  And you know why?
[04:13:45]  Because all you do is sit there, piss and moan, and talk about Maju, Maju, Maju.
[04:13:51]  Oh my God.
[04:13:52]  Froppler got sick of the show and trolling, so they dipped out of everything.
[04:13:56]  They made a final forum post on episode 120, but you never read it.
[04:14:01]  Yeah, well, too.
[04:14:02]  Good, good.
[04:14:03]  All right, good.
[04:14:05]  Fuck off, Froppler, all right?
[04:14:07]  Rest in piss, you fucking stupid, fucking anime-loving piece of shit.
[04:14:11]  All right?
[04:14:13]  You could have left without leaving any kind of documentation, and no one would have given a shit.
[04:14:17]  So shut up.
[04:14:20]  And what is this?
[04:14:21]  Watch.
[04:14:22]  Oh, my God.
[04:14:23]  Ghost, stop with the CNN stereotype.
[04:14:25]  Oh, good.
[04:14:26]  I am a nationalist.
[04:14:27]  Voted for Trump.
[04:14:28]  Business owner.
[04:14:29]  Engineer.
[04:14:29]  Stop with this shit.
[04:14:31]  Some of us have faith in our culture and people still.
[04:14:34]  All right, hey, Derwicking.
[04:14:36]  Well, then stop fucking admiring Hitler.
[04:14:39]  All right.
[04:14:40]  Oh, my God.
[04:14:41]  Yeah, no shit.
[04:14:42]  Dan, the Oracle on Suicide Watch.
[04:14:44]  No shit.
[04:14:45]  Look, then stop fucking worshiping Hitler and then just be like, hey, look, we as my family are going to marry and intertwine ourselves and reproduce with nothing but blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks.
[04:15:00]  Blonde-haired, blue-eyed people.
[04:15:01]  I mean, how hard is that?
[04:15:03]  Who's stopping you all from doing that?
[04:15:06]  Who is stopping you all from doing that?
[04:15:08]  You are.
[04:15:09]  You people.
[04:15:11]  And hold on, I got to see this Froppler shit, okay?
[04:15:14]  Let's see it.
[04:15:14]  All right, people are calling me a bad guy because I don't give a shit that Froppler, I don't know, fucking offed himself or whatever the hell.
[04:15:20]  All right, let's take a look at this.
[04:15:22]  What is this shit?
[04:15:25]  All right, here, let's take a look at this.
[04:15:26]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:15:27]  Here it is.
[04:15:28]  It says, hey, ghosts, just wanted to say this is going to be my last forum post.
[04:15:31]  I've wasted too much time sitting on my ass and doing a whole lot of nothing.
[04:15:35]  Shout outs to Art Hammond.
[04:15:37]  Happy Thanksgiving.
[04:15:38]  P.S. Dr. B, stop calling me Captain Howdy.
[04:15:41]  I know it's some stupid pony OC you have.
[04:15:45]  You loser, get the fuck out.
[04:15:48]  Well, you know, maybe it's good for Froppler.
[04:15:50]  You know, maybe Froppler or Floppler or whatever his name is is finally starting to realize that, hey, you know, I got to do something.
[04:15:59]  I need to get up, get out, and get something.
[04:16:02]  Don't let the days of your life pass by.
[04:16:05]  You need to get up, get out, and get something.
[04:16:08]  Don't spend all your life trying to get high.
[04:16:11]  All right, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[04:16:15]  And hey, you white nationalists that are pissed off, how hard is it to promote that, hey, if you're white, bang blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches, rawdog them, and ejaculate in their vaginas.
[04:16:28]  How hard is that?
[04:16:30]  The blacks are doing it.
[04:16:32]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[04:16:33]  I don't mean to laugh, but I mean, the blacks are doing it.
[04:16:37]  Fucking idiots, because y'all don't give a shit about your race.
[04:16:40]  If you did, you'd fucking be doing what I'm telling you to do.
[04:16:44]  All right.
[04:16:45]  You'd be doing what I'm telling you to do right now.
[04:16:48]  Typical ghost show Tardians member.
[04:16:50]  Also, blonde white women are the biggest Colburners by far.
[04:16:53]  Oh, come on.
[04:16:55]  May you rest in peace with the other trolls who were never funny in any way, shape, or let me let me tell you something, man.
[04:17:01]  Blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks are going to go with anybody that gives them money.
[04:17:06]  Okay?
[04:17:06]  Oh, my God.
[04:17:07]  In Shala, we average eight children per family across Europe.
[04:17:11]  We play nice until we reach 50% of the population.
[04:17:15]  You want to stop us?
[04:17:16]  Have more children, but you know this will not happen.
[04:17:19]  I know.
[04:17:21]  Hey, that's why I'm telling these white people: hey, you know, y'all are talking a big game.
[04:17:26]  Y'all ain't doing shit.
[04:17:27]  So, you know, don't talk shit, do shit.
[04:17:30]  That's all I'm saying.

=== Soviet Union Winners (05:44) ===

[04:17:31]  What is this?
[04:17:31]  Beatings for ghosts?
[04:17:33]  Fuck you, ghosts.
[04:17:34]  Look at this.
[04:17:35]  Oh, that's a mad white nationalist there.
[04:17:38]  Yeah, fuck you, ghosts.
[04:17:39]  Look, I'm just telling you the truth.
[04:17:41]  Don't fucking hate the messenger.
[04:17:44]  I'm just saying, man.
[04:17:45]  I mean, if you fucking cared about your fucking so-called sustainability of your fucking race, you'd be going out there impregnating blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks, but you can't get them.
[04:17:53]  You're a bunch of incels.
[04:17:55]  All right?
[04:17:55]  They don't want to fuck you.
[04:17:56]  All right.
[04:17:57]  So it's sad.
[04:17:58]  It's a sad state of affairs.
[04:18:00]  And maybe if you guys were a little bit honest with yourselves, maybe, just maybe you could get a little farther than just being a bunch of fucking pisser and whiners, because that's what fucking white nationalists have turned into.
[04:18:11]  They've turned into nothing more than a bunch of fucking million woman march broads pissing and moaning about fucking nothing.
[04:18:19]  All right?
[04:18:19]  Pissing and moaning about fucking nothing.
[04:18:22]  So it is what it is.
[04:18:24]  All right.
[04:18:24]  This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Evil Mira.
[04:18:29]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[04:18:30]  What the hell did you say?
[04:18:30]  Evil Mira.
[04:18:31]  He said, here's a bit of actual music to counter Fashwave.
[04:18:35]  And Froppler didn't deserve to die.
[04:18:38]  He was always good at beating your butt in gaming.
[04:18:41]  Yeah, right.
[04:18:42]  GMO children and sperm bank makes the idea of white genocide obsolete.
[04:18:47]  Chinese can make children in a test tube.
[04:18:50]  They can make six, five perfect jaw blonde kids all from test tubes.
[04:18:54]  That remains to be a reality in 200 years.
[04:18:57]  People should just marry who they want now.
[04:19:01]  Well, that's a very liberal way of thinking, but you know, it is what it is, dude.
[04:19:05]  Oh, my God.
[04:19:06]  Hold on, open my image.
[04:19:08]  I'll open your image after I get done with the two fucking...
[04:19:10]  I got two fucking...
[04:19:13]  Fucking $18...
[04:19:14]  Now I got three.
[04:19:15]  Now I got fucking three.
[04:19:19]  Not caring about our corporate contributed to the British and German realms falling.
[04:19:24]  All right, we get it.
[04:19:25]  We'll fucking play your shit.
[04:19:26]  Just, let me play Evil Mira's shit here.
[04:19:29]  Here's Evil Mirror's counter to Fashwave.
[04:19:33]  What is this?
[04:19:34]  Soviet wave?
[04:19:37]  Soviet fucking wave?
[04:19:39]  Jesus Christ, this sounds communist.
[04:19:43]  I mean this sounds like this came off of a fucking Casio 1987 keyboard and shit.
[04:19:52]  Ah Christ.
[04:19:55]  Why does everything from the Soviet Union sound so such homo?
[04:20:00]  I mean, this sounds so homosexual, dude.
[04:20:03]  I mean, this is like the third or fourth, like, Soviet Union music.
[04:20:17]  And it sounds the same.
[04:20:19]  It sounds so fucking fruity dude, Dude.
[04:20:31]  This sounds like this was made out of a Casio watch.
[04:20:36]  fuck a keyboard and by the way how do you get this song Do you have to wait in line to get the song?
[04:20:52]  Look at these pie wagons.
[04:21:09]  You can serve drinks on their asses, for fuck's sake.
[04:21:12]  Jesus Christ, I mean, look at the shitty architecture.
[04:21:30]  I mean the only architecture that's worth a shit came from the czars, you know, like the Kremlin and shit.
[04:21:36]  I mean everything else is utter dog shit in Soviet Union.
[04:21:45]  They're still fucking around with VHS over there.
[04:21:47]  For Christ's sake, look at these fucking cockeyed, fucking Russians.
[04:22:05]  Look at them.
[04:22:06]  Look at these fucking throwbacks in evolution.
[04:22:16]  And meanwhile, in the TV bureau of the Soviet Union, look at these Russian winners.
[04:22:40]  Look at these Russian winners here.
[04:22:46]  All right, how long is this?
[04:22:48]  All right, I think we this has been playing for seven minutes.
[04:22:53]  No way this has been playing for seven minutes Wait, now the atheist Soviet communists back then celebrated Christmas.
[04:23:13]  I thought that was illegal.

=== Cannibal Kidding Around (03:58) ===

[04:23:15]  All right, I think I've had enough of this shit.
[04:23:26]  I think I've had enough of this shit.
[04:23:28]  All right, we get it, Evil Mirror.
[04:23:29]  That fucking sounded fruity as hell.
[04:23:32]  Give me a fucking break, okay?
[04:23:34]  Give me a fucking break.
[04:23:36]  Anyway, Evil Mira, of course, your left is fucking garbage.
[04:23:40]  I don't even know why you're even listening to this broadcast.
[04:23:43]  I make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack in every capacity.
[04:23:47]  So anyway, Ghost Sucks at Games, dude.
[04:23:50]  I didn't skip yours.
[04:23:51]  You just didn't have a YouTube link in the $18.66 bucker.
[04:23:56]  But here is Ghost Sucks at Games.
[04:23:59]  Here is his request.
[04:24:02]  And dude, what the fuck is this?
[04:24:03]  Hold on, what is this?
[04:24:04]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:24:05]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:24:09]  What the fuck is this?
[04:24:10]  Cannibal Holocaust?
[04:24:15]  What the fuck is this?
[04:24:22]  What the fuck?
[04:24:27]  Oh my God.
[04:24:27]  Turn this shit off.
[04:24:28]  Turn it off.
[04:24:31]  Oh, my God.
[04:24:35]  Oh, my God, dude.
[04:24:38]  what the fuck is this what the fuck am i watching dude
[04:25:00]  Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[04:25:10]  What the hell is this?
[04:25:13]  what kind of tribe is this what kind of tribe is this Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:25:26]  Oh, my God.
[04:25:27]  No.
[04:25:31]  Is this for real or is this a movie?
[04:25:36]  It looks like a movie.
[04:25:37]  All right, it's a movie.
[04:25:38]  Good God.
[04:25:39]  I almost thought this was real there for a second, but thank God it's a movie.
[04:25:46]  What is it?
[04:25:47]  Somebody made this into a fucking video game?
[04:25:54]  Yeah, I need to smoke some of that.
[04:25:56]  I need a real cannibal.
[04:25:57]  I need some more pipe smoke as well.
[04:26:01]  I need some more fucking pipe smoke.
[04:26:07]  All right, I guess that's the end.
[04:26:10]  All right, shut this shit up.
[04:26:12]  All right.
[04:26:12]  Jesus Christ.
[04:26:14]  Cannibal fucking Holocaust.
[04:26:18]  All right, Tim McCrab.
[04:26:19]  He wants me to fucking look at some kind of image here.
[04:26:23]  He said, typical ghost show tardiance member.
[04:26:26]  Also, blonde white women are the biggest coal burner.
[04:26:29]  Dude, hey, the reason blonde women are going after blacks is because a lot of blacks are rich right now, man.
[04:26:37]  I mean, you know, they're going after the money.
[04:26:40]  All right.
[04:26:41]  That's what white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks like.
[04:26:43]  They like money.
[04:26:44]  They like security.
[04:26:46]  All right.
[04:26:47]  That's what they like.
[04:26:47]  All right.
[04:26:49]  Hold on.
[04:26:49]  Is this field of local live home entertainment?
[04:26:54]  Actual footage of the EU.
[04:26:59]  Actual footage of the fucking EU for Christ's sake.
[04:27:03]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:27:05]  Anyway, let's move on.
[04:27:07]  And by the way, Tim McCraft said this is a typical ghost-tardience member.
[04:27:13]  Are you fucking...

=== EU Footage Shock (02:44) ===

[04:27:14]  Is this for real?
[04:27:15]  Is this fucking for real?
[04:27:17]  I mean, why do fat pieces of shit like this even need to live?
[04:27:21]  Why are we even sustaining people like this to even live?
[04:27:24]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:27:26]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:27:28]  That's not fucking my audience member.
[04:27:30]  Tardiance member.
[04:27:30]  What the fuck you fucking said there?
[04:27:33]  I don't have a tardiance.
[04:27:34]  I got an audience, all right?
[04:27:37]  Anyway, let's get to the last $18.66 bucker.
[04:27:41]  And dude, no more fucking donating.
[04:27:43]  Seriously, man.
[04:27:44]  I mean, this is it.
[04:27:45]  And of course, it's my der wicking.
[04:27:47]  He's probably going to throw some white nationalist bullshit.
[04:27:50]  He said, Ghost, we had this before the communists brought down the last realm.
[04:27:55]  You not caring about our people contributed to the British and German realms falling.
[04:28:00]  Oh, okay.
[04:28:01]  All right.
[04:28:02]  Yeah, it's all my fault now.
[04:28:04]  It's all Ghost's fault.
[04:28:06]  Ghost, obvious, he's fucking observing the obvious, but it's my fucking fault.
[04:28:11]  Y'all are worse than minorities.
[04:28:13]  You understand that?
[04:28:15]  I mean, you fucking, you white people are worse than minorities, for heaven's sake.
[04:28:20]  Jesus Christ.
[04:28:21]  Play der Wicking shit for a little bit.
[04:28:23]  Play this fucking garbage.
[04:28:26]  History.
[04:28:27]  History is to History Pod.
[04:28:31]  On the 12th of December 1935, the Labensborn Registered Association was established in Nazi Germany by the SS.
[04:28:43]  Literally translated as Fount of Labensborn was created in the world.
[04:28:49]  Who gives a shit?
[04:28:50]  The birth rate of Aryan children.
[04:28:54]  And after the start of the Second World War, was expanded to include other countries that came under Nazi occupation.
[04:29:04]  Nazi ideology was centered on the belief in the racial superiority of an Aryan master race.
[04:29:12]  Yeah, and guess who led that?
[04:29:15]  Guess who led that?
[04:29:16]  Adolph Schekelgruber, Mr. Jew Extraordinaire.
[04:29:20]  And what is this?
[04:29:21]  What?
[04:29:22]  Nafara.
[04:29:23]  Oh, my God.
[04:29:24]  Nefara 822.
[04:29:25]  It's a 1980s Italian film, and people thought it was a snuff film.
[04:29:30]  It was proven not to be, but the animals that did die in the movie were actually killed.
[04:29:36]  The director faced obscenity charges, though.
[04:29:39]  Well, no shit.
[04:29:40]  You're going to have fucking animals killed and all that shit.
[04:29:43]  Play the rest of this dumb derwicking crap.
[04:29:46]  Was consequently built around.
[04:29:48]  What?
[04:29:52]  Get this $2 store, Dan, off.
[04:29:54]  Type S to skip.

=== White Boys Phenomena (07:23) ===

[04:29:59]  Hold on.
[04:30:00]  play as fucking stupid white nationalist bullshit promoted the breeding of so-called racially superior individuals and the forced sterilization or murder of those chillingly identified as life unworthy of life Designed to harness apparent racial purity.
[04:30:25]  Labensborn.
[04:30:26]  Can you fucking fuck off?
[04:30:28]  We're listening to white nationalist bullshit.
[04:30:34]  That was the last time they were relevant.
[04:30:36]  This is the black monster.
[04:30:38]  And you white boys are gonna watch from the sidelines.
[04:30:41]  Fuck all you white boys thinking white are superior.
[04:30:45]  Well, with all due respect, Tariq Nasheed, you know, your black contingent in this country isn't any better.
[04:30:52]  Okay, because let's be honest, okay?
[04:30:56]  Most, let's just put the percentages out there.
[04:30:59]  Over 80%, over 80% of black babies are born to single mothers.
[04:31:07]  And moreover, black men are starting to move away from black women.
[04:31:12]  All right?
[04:31:13]  Black men are starting to go after Asian women, Hispanic women, white women, etc.
[04:31:20]  Here's Tijuana Genius.
[04:31:22]  White boys are mad girls lose interest in them when they don't want to talk about video games.
[04:31:28]  Meanwhile, blacks just tell women what they want to hear.
[04:31:31]  Listen to them complain, and follow it up with, Sue, we fucking are what?
[04:31:36]  It isn't that hard.
[04:31:38]  I mean, Tijuana genius is hitting it right on the head.
[04:31:41]  I gotta repeat that one more again, all right?
[04:31:44]  All right, I gotta repeat this one mo again.
[04:31:47]  Play it again.
[04:31:48]  All right, Tijuana genius, listen, white folks.
[04:31:52]  Oh, my God.
[04:31:53]  White boys are mad girls lose interest in them when they don't want to talk about video games.
[04:31:59]  Meanwhile, blacks just tell women what they want to hear, listen to them complain, and follow it up with, Sue, we fucking are what?
[04:32:07]  I have to agree with that, dude.
[04:32:09]  Or they don't, you know what else black folks do, man?
[04:32:12]  Especially black men, when they're caught fucking cheating, all they got to do is, babe, baby, baby, come on, baby.
[04:32:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:32:21]  She my friend, baby, baby, baby.
[04:32:24]  I mean, that's that's all there is to it, man.
[04:32:26]  And guess what?
[04:32:27]  The women come back.
[04:32:29]  The women come back.
[04:32:30]  So I have to agree with Tijuana Genius there.
[04:32:33]  You know, nobody wants to, you know, see some white idiot that's underneath the skirt of their mother playing video games and shit like that.
[04:32:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:32:43]  I mean, women, you know, they want a little masculinity.
[04:32:47]  And unfortunately, that has left the majority of white new generation folk in this country.
[04:32:53]  If you take a listen to anybody who's white who's under the age of 35, they sound like they just got popped out of the asshole of George Michael, for Christ's sake.
[04:33:04]  So don't give me this shit.
[04:33:06]  You white folks are just upset that, you know, you yourselves are taking your own selves out because you're fucking grade A pussies that can't get blonde pussies.
[04:33:16]  Let's just put it that way.
[04:33:17]  All right.
[04:33:18]  Anyway, let's listen to the rest of this derwicking bullshit.
[04:33:21]  Designed to harness apparent racial purity, Labansborn oversaw the birth of children conceived between Aryan women and members of the SS, often as a result of extramarital relationships.
[04:33:39]  It also selected so-called racially worthy orphans for adoption by the families of SS members.
[04:33:47]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:33:48]  Somebody's asking me in the chat room, what good do I say about white people?
[04:33:54]  You know, they settled the country, you know, they developed Western civilization.
[04:33:59]  I mean, there's a lot of good things to say about white folks, but unfortunately, after generation of generations of the development of Western civilization, they've turned fucking weak.
[04:34:11]  You know, they've turned weak mostly because of socialism.
[04:34:15]  And that's why.
[04:34:16]  I mean, I hate to say that, man, but you fucking guys, y'all turned weak.
[04:34:21]  Y'all eliminated masculinity out of your demographic makeup, dude.
[04:34:26]  It's sad.
[04:34:27]  All right.
[04:34:27]  What?
[04:34:29]  Oh, my God.
[04:34:30]  White boys in the new world exist to please the black man.
[04:34:33]  Nah, nah.
[04:34:34]  White flesh exists only for the purpose of blood satisfaction.
[04:34:38]  All white men have a deep desire to worship strong black men.
[04:34:42]  The future is black in your children's.
[04:34:45]  There is a little bit of pertinence to that.
[04:34:48]  I have to be honest.
[04:34:50]  For whatever reason, this whole cuckery phenomena, this whole cuckold phenomena, seems to be centered around white males recruiting black males to ball their wife while they're behind a handy cam or behind a goddamn lampshade somewhere waxing their carrot.
[04:35:11]  This is a huge phenomena.
[04:35:13]  I am not joking around.
[04:35:14]  And it just happened here within the past 10 years.
[04:35:18]  Within the past 10 years.
[04:35:19]  I'm not joking around.
[04:35:21]  Look, I had somebody in the inner circle, and I'm not saying any names, but somebody in the inner circle even admitted to this that he has a brother.
[04:35:30]  He said he loves his brother.
[04:35:31]  His brother is a good older brother to him.
[04:35:33]  He remembers him being a tough brother, etc.
[04:35:36]  And his brother accidentally sent him a pornographic material of black men running a train on a white woman.
[04:35:45]  And when asked about it, the brother was like, whoops.
[04:35:49]  So it pretty much confirmed that his brother is a cuck.
[04:35:53]  And, you know, he was probably, I guess he was meant to send this to his wife or something of that nature.
[04:35:59]  I don't know.
[04:36:00]  But this is a rather prevalent phenomena of white males, for whatever reason, wanting to have their woman, their wife, you know, the person they say I do to, to be balled by like five or six black guys.
[04:36:15]  And dude, if you don't believe me, take a look at some of the pornographic sites.
[04:36:21]  For instance, there is a pornographic site.
[04:36:23]  I'm not promoting pornography, but I believe it's called XTube, okay?
[04:36:28]  Which is like the YouTube for porn, meaning that you've got amateurs out here that are posting their handicam porn, all right, on to for people to see.
[04:36:40]  Look at how many fucking cucks are filming their fucking wives getting balled by all kinds of people.
[04:36:49]  These are fucking husbands that are holding the handy cam while their wives are getting balled to death by goddamn it's typically black guys or minorities.
[04:36:59]  It's sad.
[04:37:01]  It's sad, dude.
[04:37:03]  Oh my god.
[04:37:04]  I am black, but you won't catch me fucking a black shit.
[04:37:07]  Oh, I don't want some wood rat.
[04:37:09]  I want knowledge and a fat ass.
[04:37:11]  And I don't want some white gold digger.
[04:37:13]  Leave them for the white incels.
[04:37:15]  Give me an Asian, my nigga.
[04:37:17]  You see, that's what I'm saying.
[04:37:19]  You see, the blacks are turning against black women.

=== Raid Looking Wives (04:01) ===

[04:37:22]  All right.
[04:37:22]  Oh, my God.
[04:37:24]  What is this?
[04:37:25]  What do you say?
[04:37:25]  White boys.
[04:37:26]  This is Tariq Nasheed again, by the way.
[04:37:29]  White boys love black men.
[04:37:30]  It's natural.
[04:37:32]  Whites are boys and blacks are men.
[04:37:35]  Well, I don't know.
[04:37:36]  I don't know about that, but there is a big, huge phenomena of these cuckholds.
[04:37:40]  And, you know, it is what it is.
[04:37:42]  Anyway, let me play a couple more seconds of this stupid fucking derwicking who is like, I don't know.
[04:37:47]  As the war progresses, suppose this is supposed to be proven a point.
[04:37:49]  I don't get it.
[04:37:50]  Command of Himmler, who also oversaw Labensborn, kidnapped desirable children from occupied countries and then moved them to Germany, where they underwent an aggressive process of Germanization and re-education.
[04:38:09]  Historians estimate that around 8,000 children were born under the program in Germany, with a further 12,000 in other countries.
[04:38:19]  Who gives a shit?
[04:38:24]  However, the number of foreign children who were kidnapped and Germanized is unknown due to the destruction of the relevant files.
[04:38:36]  Labansborn children and their mothers were often ostracized and mistreated by their communities after the war.
[04:38:45]  I've had enough of this so-called war children.
[04:38:49]  I'll let it play to three minutes, but give me a break.
[04:38:51]  The most famous of whom is ABBA member Anfrid Lingstad.
[04:38:58]  All right, that was the most stupidest, dumb fucking ridiculous waste of time that I have ever had to go through for Christ's sake.
[04:39:06]  What the hell was that supposed to prove?
[04:39:08]  I have no fucking idea.
[04:39:10]  What was that supposed to prove?
[04:39:12]  I have no goddamn idea, but apparently that was supposed to prove something.
[04:39:19]  That was supposed to prove something for Christ's sake.
[04:39:21]  Anyway, look, let me see if we can find somebody to raid up in here, okay?
[04:39:26]  I'm looking for somebody to raid.
[04:39:28]  And if there's nobody to raid, I don't know what to do, dude.
[04:39:31]  I mean, you know, we got to move on, right?
[04:39:33]  So let me see if we have anybody to raid up in here.
[04:39:37]  All right, who is this?
[04:39:39]  Is this for real?
[04:39:40]  No, this is off.
[04:39:40]  There's, I'm telling you, dude, there's nobody to raid.
[04:39:44]  Does anybody have any fucking buddy to raid?
[04:39:47]  It's looking two o'clock in the morning.
[04:39:49]  There's no more live streamers out here.
[04:39:51]  Whatever happened to the live streamers, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:39:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:39:57]  All right.
[04:39:57]  What is this?
[04:39:58]  Raid that streamer.
[04:39:59]  Who the hell is that?
[04:40:01]  Hold on.
[04:40:01]  This better not be your fucking relay there, Kansas Buser.
[04:40:05]  I'm not joking, man.
[04:40:07]  And Ghost is right.
[04:40:08]  Ghost is right.
[04:40:10]  I'm also black, and I have been asked a few times to bang white guys' wives.
[04:40:15]  I don't know where this shit is coming from.
[04:40:17]  THANK YOU!
[04:40:18]  But I don't want him in the room jerking off in the corner.
[04:40:22]  Real talk.
[04:40:23]  DUDE THANK YOU!
[04:40:25]  There's a black that's admitted.
[04:40:27]  Hey, you want me to do my wife?
[04:40:29]  Oh, my God.
[04:40:30]  So that XTube channel named Ghost Pollucax is yours?
[04:40:33]  No, it's not.
[04:40:36]  Fuck off.
[04:40:38]  I don't have an account on any pornography site, asshole.
[04:40:42]  All right.
[04:40:43]  I don't have any goddamn fucking account on pornographic material sites.
[04:40:49]  Fucking idiot.
[04:40:50]  Shut up, man.
[04:40:50]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:40:53]  All right, look, does anybody know anybody to raid?
[04:40:56]  It's pretty sad that it's a Saturday night.
[04:40:58]  I mean, it's just barely two in the fucking morning, and there ain't a goddamn streamer in sight out here for Christ's sake.
[04:41:06]  Now, with that being said, all right, yes, streaming is dead tonight.
[04:41:09]  That sucks, dude.
[04:41:10]  All right, while everybody's looking for something to, you know, if there is any kind of live stream, you know what time it is.
[04:41:17]  I've only drank one fucking beer this Saturday night while conducting this broadcast.
[04:41:21]  So you all know what time it is.

=== NFL Pink Merchandise (02:22) ===

[04:41:24]  It's time for more beer.
[04:41:29]  And let me get myself another Stella Artos while we're at it, for Christ's sake.
[04:41:34]  All right.
[04:41:35]  Hey, what is this?
[04:41:36]  Somebody wants me to raid some Japanese bitch selling fucking...
[04:41:39]  What was she selling?
[04:41:40]  Nail polish?
[04:41:41]  Come on.
[04:41:41]  What the fuck is she going to do?
[04:41:43]  Come on.
[04:41:45]  The fuck is she going to do for Christ's sake?
[04:41:47]  We want some.
[04:41:49]  We want to raid where it pisses people off.
[04:41:52]  All right.
[04:41:53]  Where they start getting a little triggered for Christ's sake.
[04:41:56]  All right.
[04:41:57]  Jesus Christ.
[04:41:58]  Hold on.
[04:41:59]  I'm pouring my beer into my glass.
[04:42:02]  That beer's got a lot of head on it, by the way.
[04:42:05]  That beer's got a lot of head.
[04:42:06]  2012, fans.
[04:42:09]  What?
[04:42:09]  What?
[04:42:10]  Oh, my God.
[04:42:11]  Conservatives complain how ethos like Belle Delphine get millions of dollars and how it's the end of civilization.
[04:42:18]  Yet no one brings up how black NBA players, black NFL players, etc., get paid millions.
[04:42:25]  White nationalists should target sports, not women.
[04:42:29]  Well, that's a very good point.
[04:42:32]  But at the same time, it's mostly white folks and now women that are the biggest contingent of viewers of sports.
[04:42:43]  I mean, that's why the NFL panders to this, you know, fucking wearing pink.
[04:42:49]  You got the fucking football players ripping each other's heads off and they're wearing pink and shit.
[04:42:53]  They're pandering to women.
[04:42:55]  Women, believe it or not, I know it's hard for you all to believe, but women now watch the NFL in more numbers than men.
[04:43:04]  All right.
[04:43:05]  That's why you've got the fucking women little fucking merch, you know, their favorite team.
[04:43:11]  It's fucking disgusting, dude.
[04:43:13]  It's fucking sad.
[04:43:15]  So, you know, I have to agree, but at the same time, if we didn't have sports, what would some of these melancholy, bitching about everything white dudes, what the hell would they have to do?
[04:43:30]  Well, what the hell would they have to do for Christ's sake?
[04:43:32]  All right.
[04:43:33]  Anyway, hold on.
[04:43:35]  There's somebody in here saying to raid this guy.
[04:43:38]  So let's take a look at this.
[04:43:40]  Hold on just a second.
[04:43:42]  Let's raid this guy.
[04:43:43]  They're saying raid this guy.
[04:43:45]  So let's go ahead and see what this is.

=== Fat Hambo Triggered (10:06) ===

[04:43:47]  All right.
[04:43:48]  Supposedly it's a fat guy in a trailer.
[04:43:52]  So let's see this.
[04:43:55]  Oh, wait a minute.
[04:43:57]  Isn't this hold on?
[04:43:59]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:44:00]  Isn't this the guy that went cruising to Mexico and San Diego with that one tranny that we're matitz or what's your name?
[04:44:15]  So I guess in the next couple days, as far as interior work, the cabinet will be done over the kitchen.
[04:44:23]  Oh, man.
[04:44:24]  Microwave area will be having a feel bad.
[04:44:26]  Jesus Christ.
[04:44:27]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:44:28]  Who's donating?
[04:44:30]  Ghost, the point was that links were taken by the German state to boost Germanic, Euro population.
[04:44:36]  In vokish movements dating back to the 1890s, young people were able to meet and foster families.
[04:44:42]  We've lost our culture to the song of Marxism.
[04:44:45]  Admit it.
[04:44:47]  Well, I'm not a Marxist, okay?
[04:44:49]  But, you know.
[04:44:51]  Anyway, let's move on.
[04:44:53]  All right.
[04:44:53]  Derwicky, we can agree to disagree.
[04:44:55]  All right.
[04:44:56]  Here it is.
[04:44:56]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:44:58]  All right.
[04:44:59]  What's up to Pettis?
[04:45:00]  He put Trump 2020.
[04:45:03]  What's up to Mr. Person?
[04:45:04]  What's up to Anti-Hero?
[04:45:06]  What's up to Keem Scares?
[04:45:10]  Acasio Cortez Fan Club.
[04:45:13]  Whoever the fuck that is.
[04:45:14]  Baca Survivor MAGA 2020.
[04:45:19]  He doesn't like Trump.
[04:45:23]  This guy's looking a little triggered.
[04:45:27]  What's up, Bobo?
[04:45:30]  What's up, Kans Abuser?
[04:45:32]  What's up, Spermy?
[04:45:32]  The cat.
[04:45:33]  Let's see if Spermy gets a shout out.
[04:45:37]  This guy's looking a little triggered.
[04:45:42]  Let me get rid of this guy here.
[04:45:47]  Oh, man.
[04:45:48]  What's up, Nafara?
[04:45:52]  What up to Tijuana Genius Olive Yaksloff?
[04:45:56]  Oh, man.
[04:45:56]  Look, he's deleting you all.
[04:45:59]  Everybody put Trump 2020 in the damn chat room.
[04:46:02]  All right, what's up?
[04:46:03]  What's up, Bobo?
[04:46:04]  What's up, YouTube?
[04:46:05]  What's up, Sean Rusford?
[04:46:07]  What's up, Lucifer?
[04:46:08]  What up?
[04:46:10]  Once again, Trump 2020.
[04:46:12]  Little troll accounts out here.
[04:46:14]  What's up, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
[04:46:16]  What's up, Pettis?
[04:46:18]  Yeah, I'm getting rid of them.
[04:46:19]  What's up, Spud Grinder McGee?
[04:46:21]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[04:46:23]  Give me a second.
[04:46:28]  All right.
[04:46:28]  What's up, aesthetic?
[04:46:30]  All right, Trump 2020, baby.
[04:46:32]  What's up, Derwicking?
[04:46:34]  All right, what's up, I'm a Machine?
[04:46:36]  I'm getting rid of him.
[04:46:37]  What's up, Bond Dayton?
[04:46:38]  What's up, Milk Brush?
[04:46:40]  What's up, Father Time?
[04:46:42]  What's up, Poindexter Rose?
[04:46:45]  All right, what's up?
[04:46:46]  I think I've already said, Derwicking.
[04:46:49]  He's getting you all out.
[04:46:51]  He's kicking you all out of here.
[04:46:53]  Look, he doesn't like Trump.
[04:46:55]  What's up, Oliver Carswell?
[04:47:00]  What's up, Remu Hakarari?
[04:47:03]  What's up, Jay Venom?
[04:47:07]  What's up, Gordy?
[04:47:09]  Trump 2020, baby.
[04:47:13]  Yes!
[04:47:15]  Yes!
[04:47:15]  What's up, Puka, dude?
[04:47:17]  All right, what's up, a friendly medic?
[04:47:21]  What's up, Father Time?
[04:47:25]  All right, what's going on, man?
[04:47:26]  These guys are really getting upset, dude.
[04:47:29]  He's getting upset.
[04:47:30]  He's getting a little angry.
[04:47:31]  What's up, Twilly Atkins?
[04:47:33]  Twilly Atkins in the house.
[04:47:34]  We got Tim McCrab.
[04:47:37]  Tim McCrab in the house.
[04:47:41]  Oh, my God.
[04:47:42]  Look at this.
[04:47:43]  This guy's just getting triggered for Christ's sake.
[04:47:46]  And wait a minute.
[04:47:46]  His name, his fucking channel name is Elvis Travels.
[04:47:50]  Troll account, sir.
[04:47:52]  Elvis Travels is his goddamn name for Christ's sake.
[04:47:56]  Baha.
[04:48:00]  What's up, Geralt?
[04:48:00]  What's up, vicious deuce?
[04:48:04]  What up, On Eyes Magician?
[04:48:05]  Baha.
[04:48:06]  What up, Han Hanzo?
[04:48:09]  What up, Dizzy Fu?
[04:48:12]  And fuck you, Keemscares, you fucked up.
[04:48:14]  $20, thank you, Spunky, whoever you are.
[04:48:17]  I'm just trying to get rid of these trolls coming in there trying to take over my channels.
[04:48:23]  Yeah, we've done taking over this.
[04:48:26]  What's up, Dark Blitz Frenzy?
[04:48:33]  Oh, my golly.
[04:48:35]  He's getting tired.
[04:48:36]  There's a deep breath.
[04:48:37]  There's a deep breath there, boy.
[04:48:39]  Let me get a drink of this beer.
[04:48:44]  What's up, Doom Sector?
[04:48:46]  Frankie, nice to see you.
[04:48:49]  What's up, Richard McConnell?
[04:48:50]  What's up, Metaform?
[04:48:51]  My fiberglass boat with Ziff White Cream Kitchen Cleaner removes all the green stuff and washes off.
[04:48:56]  Do a test pass.
[04:48:57]  Costs a dollar a bottle.
[04:48:59]  Okay.
[04:49:00]  Wait a minute.
[04:49:00]  Hey, Metaform said, report this guy for welfare fraud.
[04:49:04]  Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[04:49:05]  What's up, dude?
[04:49:06]  Get rid of them as much as I can.
[04:49:09]  What up, to Man Bear Pig?
[04:49:11]  That's a group of trolls coming from some other community.
[04:49:13]  I don't want them in here.
[04:49:17]  So, oh my God.
[04:49:21]  He's getting a little triggered, man.
[04:49:24]  What's up, Blake?
[04:49:25]  What up, Steven Stinkyverse?
[04:49:29]  What up, Jared Kahn?
[04:49:36]  Oh, my God.
[04:49:38]  This guy.
[04:49:39]  Hambone.
[04:49:41]  Hambone.
[04:49:44]  What up, Donut Steel?
[04:49:46]  All right, look at this.
[04:49:48]  Is this all you're going to do the whole goddamn show?
[04:49:51]  Community trying to come in here and troll Christ.
[04:49:55]  I got to try to get rid of him.
[04:49:58]  I might just do a hangout here with no side chat for today.
[04:50:01]  Oh, what's up, Distiller?
[04:50:03]  What's up, the pet Mexican?
[04:50:05]  Troll me.
[04:50:07]  And I might just start this up again with no side chat.
[04:50:11]  Oh, Christ.
[04:50:14]  Then nobody's going to watch, dude.
[04:50:16]  Then nobody's going to watch.
[04:50:18]  That's what I'm going to do.
[04:50:21]  Oh, boo, fucking fat Elvis, you ham-bone piece of shit.
[04:50:30]  You fat piece of shit.
[04:50:33]  Jesus Christ.
[04:50:34]  He's all fucking getting triggered.
[04:50:35]  Why don't you just do your show?
[04:50:37]  Why don't you just do your show, dude?
[04:50:39]  Huh?
[04:50:41]  Oh, God.
[04:50:44]  Yep, I'm going to get rid of them.
[04:50:45]  Why don't you just do your show?
[04:50:47]  They'll give up here.
[04:50:50]  Oh, my God.
[04:50:53]  You're a fat hambo.
[04:50:58]  I don't want to ruin, get my chat ruined.
[04:51:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:04]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:05]  You're a fat ham.
[04:51:06]  Look at her spamming.
[04:51:07]  You're a fat ambo.
[04:51:11]  I don't have the slow moat on here.
[04:51:15]  Yep.
[04:51:17]  I'm getting a little upset.
[04:51:18]  Just do your show.
[04:51:22]  Just do your fucking show, dude.
[04:51:24]  Just do.
[04:51:25]  What's up, Cherry Hop?
[04:51:27]  Che Hoppis, whatever your name is.
[04:51:29]  No side chat tonight.
[04:51:30]  I think that's what I'm going to do.
[04:51:31]  So I just can't.
[04:51:33]  I don't have slow mode on here, and I can't control it.
[04:51:36]  King Spermy the cat.
[04:51:37]  You're a fat hambo.
[04:51:42]  Oh.
[04:51:43]  Welcome back up.
[04:51:45]  Boo.
[04:51:47]  With another.
[04:51:47]  do your show here and just do your fucking show dude I just, I don't have it on slow mode, and I can't just all night.
[04:52:02]  Oh, yeah, I tell you what.
[04:52:03]  You know, I mean, this guy got a stream labs.
[04:52:06]  I think somebody donated to a stream labs and it didn't pop.
[04:52:09]  All I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and just shut this down here.
[04:52:12]  Ah, what an idiot.
[04:52:13]  Come back with no side chat.
[04:52:14]  What a fucking idiot, dude.
[04:52:17]  It's just, I can't, I don't have, I don't have a slow mode.
[04:52:19]  I just can't just sit here and press these buttons.
[04:52:21]  I'll be back.
[04:52:22]  Oh, boo.
[04:52:23]  I hope you fucking choke on a pizza.
[04:52:25]  You fucking piece of crap.
[04:52:27]  Is that it?
[04:52:28]  Oh, boo.
[04:52:33]  Boo.
[04:52:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:52:38]  All right, let's try one more.
[04:52:40]  All right.
[04:52:40]  Let's try to see if we can find something.
[04:52:42]  One more streamer that we can mess with here, and then we'll go move on to something else.
[04:52:49]  All right.
[04:52:50]  Now, let's see.
[04:52:51]  What do we have here?
[04:52:52]  Do we got any good live streams going on here?
[04:52:55]  All right.
[04:52:55]  There's a mobile stream.
[04:52:56]  There's all these people out of fucking Asia.
[04:52:59]  I guess this is Asia's prime time right now, unfortunately.
[04:53:03]  All right.
[04:53:03]  Do we got any webcam streams here that we can these are all from out of the country?
[04:53:09]  There's like nobody from America right now live streaming, for heaven's sake, man.
[04:53:15]  I mean, good God.
[04:53:19]  Jesus Christ.
[04:53:19]  I'm not raiding anybody on fucking Twitch, dude.
[04:53:22]  Fuck a Twitch.
[04:53:24]  All right.
[04:53:25]  Fuck a Twitch.
[04:53:26]  Twitch is for bitches.
[04:53:28]  All right.
[04:53:28]  I fucking hate Twitch.
[04:53:30]  All right.
[04:53:31]  Anyway, I'm looking for somebody else that we can raid.
[04:53:34]  There ain't nobody on.
[04:53:35]  Everybody's a goddamn foreigner.
[04:53:38]  Everybody's got some fucking tuna fish language or something that they're fucking.
[04:53:41]  You know what I mean?
[04:53:43]  There's no Americans.
[04:53:44]  All right.
[04:53:45]  I think that's about it.
[04:53:46]  All right.
[04:53:46]  Because look, I can't find an American that's streaming right now.
[04:53:50]  Okay, whatsoever.
[04:53:52]  All right.

=== Stinkverse Viking Ad (04:03) ===

[04:53:53]  And hold on.
[04:53:53]  Somebody's telling me this guy.
[04:53:55]  All right.
[04:53:55]  What guy are you talking about?
[04:53:56]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:53:57]  Calm down.
[04:53:57]  What is this?
[04:54:00]  Jesus Christ.
[04:54:00]  Hold on.
[04:54:01]  What is this?
[04:54:02]  Let's see if we can fucking get somebody here.
[04:54:05]  They claim that I should raid this guy in the chat.
[04:54:10]  So let's see who the hell this is.
[04:54:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ for the fucking advertisement for Christ's sake.
[04:54:18]  What is this?
[04:54:19]  And that's the way it's supposed to be.
[04:54:21]  Wait a minute.
[04:54:22]  This isn't Bjorn.
[04:54:25]  Who is this guy?
[04:54:26]  Who is this dude?
[04:54:35]  Oh, wait a minute.
[04:54:35]  I can't hear him.
[04:54:36]  Let's put it on.
[04:54:40]  I want to include Viking stuff as well.
[04:54:43]  Viking?
[04:54:45]  He's out in the fucking woods.
[04:54:51]  He's out in the fucking woods.
[04:54:55]  What's up, Skolmer?
[04:54:56]  Trump 2020.
[04:54:58]  No, Please don't.
[04:55:04]  I'm a Norwegian, so please keep American politics out of the street.
[04:55:08]  Uh-oh, I am Norwegian.
[04:55:09]  Please keep American politics out, huh?
[04:55:12]  Sean Rushford.
[04:55:14]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[04:55:16]  You're making things...
[04:55:18]  No.
[04:55:19]  I'm not.
[04:55:20]  What's up, Metaphor?
[04:55:21]  He doesn't like it.
[04:55:23]  What up, Pennis?
[04:55:25]  Uh-oh.
[04:55:31]  What's up?
[04:55:31]  I'm a machine.
[04:55:32]  What's up, Sean Rushford?
[04:55:35]  He's not liking this, dude.
[04:55:36]  Can the admins please go and block the what's up, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[04:55:43]  Yeah.
[04:55:46]  Yeah.
[04:55:47]  What's up, Han Hanzo?
[04:55:51]  What up, KGB Revolver?
[04:55:53]  Chey Hoppas.
[04:55:58]  That's a fucking wild feral dog.
[04:56:00]  What's up, Father Time?
[04:56:02]  What's up, Lucifer Brony?
[04:56:04]  You anti-hero.
[04:56:06]  Be provoked by Johnny Cash.
[04:56:09]  Uh-uh, what's up, Tijuana Genius?
[04:56:13]  I don't care.
[04:56:15]  Twilly Atkins, Gordy, Derwicking, Beano, what's up Johnny Cash?
[04:56:31]  What's up, Zappy?
[04:56:35]  Suck duck for quack.
[04:56:40]  And, you know, Steven Stinkverse, you fucking narc.
[04:56:43]  Fuck you, Steven Stinkverse, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:56:46]  Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
[04:56:52]  What's up to Poindexter Rose?
[04:56:56]  I'm very sad.
[04:56:57]  What's up, Dirac?
[04:56:59]  Geralt?
[04:57:01]  Why do you do this?
[04:57:03]  Somewhere someone is typing in this, you know.
[04:57:10]  He's getting a little triggered.
[04:57:11]  You are ruining the live stream for the other people here.
[04:57:17]  Well, we're the majority in here, man.
[04:57:22]  We've now become the majority.
[04:57:23]  This is democracy.
[04:57:24]  Mob rule.
[04:57:29]  Okay.
[04:57:31]  Why don't you build a log cabin for us or something, dude?
[04:57:34]  Do something for us, all right?
[04:57:37]  What's up, Pepe the Frog?
[04:57:39]  I will just stop this live stream.
[04:57:43]  Oh, come on.
[04:57:47]  Yeah.
[04:57:50]  Just keep doing your shit.
[04:57:52]  That's what happens.
[04:57:54]  Okay.
[04:57:55]  Oh, he's going to fucking quit his shit.

=== Carlos Martinez Elvis (16:24) ===

[04:57:57]  Ah, Jesus.
[04:57:58]  Oh, my God.
[04:58:00]  Decline nut thruster.
[04:58:01]  Raid this stream, ghost.
[04:58:03]  All right, look, he's canceled his fucking stream, dude.
[04:58:07]  Oh, man.
[04:58:09]  Boo!
[04:58:12]  Well, that's what you get out of pussies from Norway.
[04:58:15]  This is Norway for you.
[04:58:17]  No offense to my fans in Norway, but yeah, there it is right there.
[04:58:21]  He could have just kept doing whatever he was doing and not worried about Trump 2020.
[04:58:25]  That's all that was being fucking spammed in there was Trump 2020.
[04:58:29]  No, I don't know what to talk about politics.
[04:58:31]  I don't want to talk about Medicaid politics.
[04:58:33]  Fuck off.
[04:58:33]  All right.
[04:58:35]  Anyway, let's go to Decline Nut Thruster.
[04:58:37]  Let's see what the hell he's talking about.
[04:58:39]  Raid this.
[04:58:41]  You fucking ear rape son of a bitch.
[04:58:44]  You fucking ear rape piece of shit.
[04:58:49]  Decline fucking nut thruster.
[04:58:51]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:58:53]  All right.
[04:58:54]  I'm glad I took that off.
[04:58:55]  Sorry about that, folks.
[04:58:56]  It was a fucking ear rape.
[04:58:58]  My apologies, all right?
[04:59:00]  My apologies.
[04:59:03]  Fucking dickhead.
[04:59:04]  I thought it was somebody to rape.
[04:59:06]  All right.
[04:59:06]  That's it, okay?
[04:59:07]  This is what we're going to do.
[04:59:08]  Okay.
[04:59:09]  We're going to do the date line here, okay?
[04:59:11]  Now, before I do the date line, I want to take a couple of hits of some tetrahydrocannabinol, some wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the reefer, the marijuana, the poo smoke, okay?
[04:59:23]  So that's what I'm going to do here.
[04:59:25]  And I should have a pretty good amount of minutes.
[04:59:29]  So, you know, let's go ahead and get ready for that now.
[04:59:35]  Now, you folks have to bear with me, okay?
[04:59:37]  You want me to pretend like I'm Darkside Phil again?
[04:59:41]  That was pretty funny the last time.
[04:59:46]  That was pretty goddamn funny, dude.
[04:59:49]  All right, let me go ahead and put a couple of flakes into the pipe here, and we'll go ahead and I guess we'll call the date line his dark side Phil again.
[04:59:57]  We did this the last time.
[04:59:59]  I don't know if y'all remember that, but the last Saturday Night Troll Show that we conducted, this is what we did.
[05:00:05]  And it was pretty fucking funny to say the least.
[05:00:09]  All right, let me go ahead and let me smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[05:00:13]  Let me drink a beer, maybe even take a shot, and we're going to go ahead and go right to the goddamn, we're going right to the dateline.
[05:00:20]  All right, we're going right to the date line.
[05:00:22]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[05:00:23]  All right, let me let it hold it in and hit it in the brain.
[05:00:33]  Gotta let it hold and hit the brain, dude.
[05:00:45]  Call in his keem scares.
[05:00:46]  I don't think I can talk that faggy.
[05:00:48]  I'm sorry.
[05:00:50]  Or excuse me, Fruity.
[05:00:51]  I'm sorry, Fruity.
[05:00:53]  Let me take a drink here.
[05:01:00]  That was a good hit, dude.
[05:01:02]  That was a good hit, dude.
[05:01:05]  Oh, let's take some more hits.
[05:01:07]  I mean, look, I want to get a good buzz going on before I start calling these broads and start pretending.
[05:01:12]  Now, for you folks that don't know what I'm talking about, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to call a phone dateline in which I paid money for to have minutes.
[05:01:22]  Now, unfortunately, it's very sexist on date lines because males are the ones that have to pay per minute.
[05:01:28]  Meanwhile, women can call in for free all day, all night.
[05:01:33]  So this is why every time I call this date line, there's always a plethora of women because they can just call in for free.
[05:01:42]  They don't even need to do shit and call in all night.
[05:01:45]  And bathrobed way, I couldn't pretend to be a woman.
[05:01:48]  If I pretended to be a woman on the man's side, they kicked me off.
[05:01:51]  And I don't want to lose my minutes, all right?
[05:01:55]  Call in his burger planet.
[05:01:57]  Fuck Burger Planet.
[05:01:58]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:01:59]  What a fucking waste of life that piece of shit is.
[05:02:01]  Call this fucking Burger Planet.
[05:02:03]  me some more smoke.
[05:02:11]  Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
[05:02:14]  Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain.
[05:02:20]  All right, all right.
[05:02:22]  How about a shot?
[05:02:23]  Do I have my shot glass?
[05:02:25]  Let's do a fucking shot together and then we're gonna go ahead and call in, dude.
[05:02:28]  All right, let's do a fucking shot of some scotch and listen all the bottles, dude.
[05:02:33]  Listen to all these fucking all these fucking bottles right here on the desk, man.
[05:02:39]  Hey, what is this?
[05:02:42]  Oh my god!
[05:02:43]  LOL Elvis Travels is back.
[05:02:45]  He's still on.
[05:02:46]  He couldn't fix it.
[05:02:47]  He also ate a booger live.
[05:02:49]  All right, you talk me into it.
[05:02:50]  Hold on.
[05:02:51]  Take a couple of minutes.
[05:02:53]  Is this guy still on?
[05:02:54]  Elvis Live?
[05:02:55]  Let's go ahead and see if we can find him here.
[05:02:57]  Let's see if we can find this guy.
[05:03:02]  Oh my God.
[05:03:04]  Where is he?
[05:03:04]  Elvis Live here.
[05:03:06]  Elvis Live.
[05:03:08]  Is he on?
[05:03:09]  Where is he at?
[05:03:09]  There he is right there.
[05:03:12]  And he's got advertisements.
[05:03:14]  He's got slow mode on.
[05:03:16]  Oh, dude, he's got slow mode.
[05:03:19]  That happens on YouTube.
[05:03:20]  He's got slow mode on.
[05:03:23]  So, they got to ruin my whole chat, but they don't win.
[05:03:27]  The trolls don't win because YouTube gives content creators the tools to protect ourselves.
[05:03:36]  Really?
[05:03:37]  They give us the ability.
[05:03:38]  The black people, they give us the ability to put the chat on slow mode.
[05:03:43]  Slow mode.
[05:03:43]  It's now every 120 seconds, folks.
[05:03:46]  And I'm going to continue to do that.
[05:03:48]  All right, Trump 2020.
[05:03:49]  What's up, Skull Mister?
[05:03:53]  What's up, Drafticat?
[05:03:55]  Here, let me take a fucking shot.
[05:03:57]  Glenn Morangi, age 20 years, baby.
[05:04:00]  And believe me, now I'm in complete control.
[05:04:06]  Because that's.
[05:04:07]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[05:04:08]  What's up, Quetzalquaddle?
[05:04:10]  What's up, Rocker66006?
[05:04:13]  What's up, me, Howl, Mofo?
[05:04:15]  I've been on YouTube here for five years, and I know the game.
[05:04:19]  Oh, he knows the game.
[05:04:20]  He's been around for five years.
[05:04:22]  He knows the game, guys.
[05:04:24]  What's up, Bozo the Tard, you anti-hero?
[05:04:27]  Midget, Goliath, Scoot TM.
[05:04:29]  What's up, dude?
[05:04:32]  So come in and knock him out.
[05:04:39]  What's up, Bino?
[05:04:40]  You're sperm-y the cat.
[05:04:48]  Because now slow mode is on.
[05:04:50]  Now slow mode is on.
[05:04:52]  But you know something?
[05:04:53]  Now I'm going to be able to get every one of them.
[05:04:56]  Oh, and once you hide them, they're gone.
[05:05:00]  Oh.
[05:05:01]  Because they're not going to win tonight.
[05:05:03]  They're not winning tonight, dude.
[05:05:04]  Not in my trailer.
[05:05:05]  I got him this time.
[05:05:07]  Not in my trailer.
[05:05:08]  I got him.
[05:05:09]  I got him.
[05:05:10]  Look at my fat nostrils and my double chin, baby.
[05:05:13]  I got him.
[05:05:14]  I'm the fat Elvis.
[05:05:17]  I'm the fat Elvis.
[05:05:18]  Here, let me take a shot, dude.
[05:05:20]  Okay.
[05:05:21]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast, man.
[05:05:24]  Move on to something else.
[05:05:25]  Well, fucking do your show, you fat fuck.
[05:05:28]  And that's what I'm doing tonight.
[05:05:30]  Do your fucking show and shut up.
[05:05:32]  What is it that you talk about, you fat, greasy bastard?
[05:05:38]  Jesus Christ.
[05:05:41]  All right.
[05:05:42]  Well, that's the tools that we can complete controller of what's going on.
[05:05:52]  And, you know, reported for being a hambone slob.
[05:05:57]  This is all 120 seconds here.
[05:06:01]  Trevor Skincare Provider.
[05:06:02]  You're fucking reported for being a hambone slob.
[05:06:08]  What's up, Black Worm?
[05:06:09]  All right, let me take a.
[05:06:10]  Let me, let me take a shot here, since we're, you know, having Elvis over here getting a bloviated big fat ego thinking that you know you two, gives me the tools.
[05:06:21]  You know what's up, Zappy?
[05:06:23]  All right, what I mean?
[05:06:25]  If you do this, the whole show, the idiots that do watch you are gonna want to click you off man.
[05:06:31]  I mean, you gotta provide content, you fat dickhead.
[05:06:34]  Let me have a.
[05:06:35]  Fucking cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[05:06:37]  I'm taking this shot.
[05:06:42]  I'm gonna want a commercial spam.
[05:06:45]  What's up Wilkesy, you fat?
[05:06:53]  Eat something, do something man.
[05:06:55]  What is he drinking he's?
[05:06:57]  What is that?
[05:06:58]  Is that a beer?
[05:07:01]  What is that?
[05:07:02]  Is that a beer?
[05:07:03]  There's probably like 20, 30 of them of these just low life people.
[05:07:06]  Oh, once I get rid of them, then they're done.
[05:07:09]  They're not gonna come back on a second.
[05:07:10]  All right, do your show.
[05:07:13]  What do you talk about?
[05:07:15]  It's uh, troll raids on channels that Carlos Martinez and other people do.
[05:07:20]  Just people that have no lives, Carlos Martinez, they come.
[05:07:23]  There'll be 20, 30 of them.
[05:07:24]  They'll raid a channel trap.
[05:07:26]  Who the is?
[05:07:27]  Carlos Martinez?
[05:07:28]  Because content creators we've got.
[05:07:30]  And what's up?
[05:07:30]  Sugar butt Starburst.
[05:07:32]  Hey, I'll just move on to somebody else a fun timer.
[05:07:38]  Hey man, screw these trolls.
[05:07:39]  I love your content and your greasy rat hair.
[05:07:48]  Oh, my God, dude.
[05:07:50]  There's just 20, 30 of just low-life people that are going to get that hair and they'll do that.
[05:07:56]  Go somewhere else.
[05:07:57]  He deleted his own mod, by the way.
[05:07:59]  Look at it.
[05:08:00]  He deleted his own mod.
[05:08:05]  Who's winning right now?
[05:08:07]  Oh my, he thinks he's winning.
[05:08:09]  This fat loser actually thinks he's winning.
[05:08:13]  I'm winning every one of them.
[05:08:15]  You're not winning.
[05:08:16]  Like I said, there's probably 20, 30 of them and they'll just give up like hey, you know what this guy got?
[05:08:20]  A mass hormone.
[05:08:21]  Now he can't spam.
[05:08:22]  Now you look like a sweaty gym sock after a 12-hour session.
[05:08:28]  That's the reality.
[05:08:29]  What's up and and non what's up, Incel King because, oh my god, Carlos Martinez is in charge of this troll.
[05:08:40]  Whoever the that is tools, all right, all right, say your show.
[05:08:46]  What is it that you do?
[05:08:49]  So we're rocking and rolling here on eldest travels for all my fans.
[05:08:53]  Hello everybody.
[05:08:54]  I have the chat on 120 second time intervals because there's a group of just low life people are going to come in here and spam my channel and raid my channel and it ain't gonna work.
[05:09:06]  So how's everybody doing?
[05:09:07]  I want to get back to my content on what i'm doing?
[05:09:10]  Okay, what are you doing?
[05:09:11]  I think they're out of here and there's gonna move on something.
[05:09:15]  What are you doing, you fat?
[05:09:16]  Anybody can hear me now say, hello guys i've, I've got 127.
[05:09:22]  Trolls win.
[05:09:24]  Wim Mig.
[05:09:26]  They don't win.
[05:09:26]  They lose.
[05:09:27]  And they're losing now.
[05:09:31]  You hit those trolls with the tried and true double A spinebuster.
[05:09:36]  Yes, I did.
[05:09:37]  I hit them with the double-A spine buster.
[05:09:39]  They didn't know what was coming.
[05:09:41]  The down-to-fuck crew.
[05:09:46]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:49]  Oh, my goodness.
[05:09:50]  Guy is just getting so triggered, dude.
[05:09:53]  They give content creators all the tools that we need.
[05:09:58]  Yeah, that's great.
[05:09:59]  Get to the content, dickhead.
[05:10:01]  I want to see somebody doing today.
[05:10:07]  We're fine.
[05:10:08]  Elvis Travels.
[05:10:10]  Hopefully, I can get right back here to my conversation.
[05:10:14]  And whoever the hell Ben Paul is, you're a piece of shit.
[05:10:17]  All right.
[05:10:22]  I didn't send anybody nowhere.
[05:10:24]  Poison Ghost.
[05:10:25]  Hey, Elvis, my name is Cleveland Brown.
[05:10:27]  I'm proud to say that I finally found your channel with my new family.
[05:10:31]  Let's not bring that troll back.
[05:10:36]  And great name, Poison Ghost.
[05:10:38]  That's great.
[05:10:39]  That's fucking great.
[05:10:42]  I would never date a man that looks this disgusting.
[05:10:46]  Oh, my God, dude.
[05:10:55]  This guy is so triggered, dude.
[05:10:57]  I'm telling you, man.
[05:10:58]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:05]  He's just baseband everybody.
[05:11:06]  This man has HIV, somebody said.
[05:11:12]  Oh, he's getting upset, dude.
[05:11:18]  I mean, can you please say what it is that you do?
[05:11:21]  Why do you even have followers?
[05:11:23]  I mean, why don't you give us a Bahoma?
[05:11:25]  Who's winning now?
[05:11:26]  Come on.
[05:11:27]  No, you're not winning now, are you?
[05:11:29]  He thinks he's winning.
[05:11:30]  There it is, the tools.
[05:11:32]  Listen to this tard.
[05:11:33]  He thinks he's winning.
[05:11:34]  That's what Slow-Mo is all about.
[05:11:38]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:39]  What a tard.
[05:11:41]  Oh, my God.
[05:11:42]  Captain Cuckoo, why are these people so disrespectful?
[05:11:45]  YouTube gives content creators the control.
[05:11:50]  Well, then go move on with your content, dude.
[05:11:53]  So, yeah.
[05:11:56]  And now I'm in complete control.
[05:11:59]  All right.
[05:11:59]  You're in control.
[05:12:00]  All right.
[05:12:01]  What do you talk about?
[05:12:02]  2014 almost six years, folks.
[05:12:05]  So, how's everybody doing?
[05:12:07]  I want to get back to my content and chat.
[05:12:10]  What is your fucking content?
[05:12:14]  Give any attention to these people.
[05:12:16]  All I'm going to do is get rid of them.
[05:12:17]  How's everybody doing here on Elvis Travels?
[05:12:19]  All my fans.
[05:12:20]  Oh, my fans.
[05:12:21]  Hello, let me know where you're from.
[05:12:23]  All my fans.
[05:12:24]  I'm in complete control of my channel and what's going on here tonight.
[05:12:32]  And that's the bottom line.
[05:12:34]  And people are trying to sell me out that I'm the one sending people here.
[05:12:39]  I'm in complete control.
[05:12:41]  I've got my.
[05:12:42]  I'm in complete control.
[05:12:44]  120-second time interval here.
[05:12:46]  All right, I'm in complete control.
[05:12:48]  Hey, look, stop selling me out, you dickheads.
[05:12:51]  All right?
[05:12:53]  Fucking fluff the cat, you piece of garbage.
[05:12:57]  Okay, I get that, but I don't want any advertising in here of anybody.
[05:13:02]  Oh, now I don't want any advertisement.
[05:13:04]  Don't advertise.
[05:13:05]  Hey, hey, you doing Star Salt?
[05:13:08]  I don't want to advertise ghost politics.
[05:13:11]  I'm in complete control.
[05:13:13]  So, how's everybody doing?
[05:13:16]  Let's hear it.
[05:13:18]  I'm in complete control.
[05:13:19]  How's everybody doing?
[05:13:20]  Look at he's starting to break down a little bit.
[05:13:22]  He's breaking down.
[05:13:23]  He's cracking up.
[05:13:24]  Sorry, I have to put 120-second time interval in here, but this is what happens when people try to spam and rage channels and real content creators.
[05:13:32]  We have to do this then.
[05:13:33]  It's a great, great tool that YouTube gives us.
[05:13:35]  I'm in complete control.
[05:13:37]  Connect with all my fans here.
[05:13:38]  Say hello to everybody.
[05:13:40]  Where's everybody from?
[05:13:41]  How long you've been watching Elvis Travels?
[05:13:45]  I want to get out my content here today.
[05:13:47]  I wasn't expecting this.
[05:13:48]  Get on with the content, you fat fuck.
[05:13:53]  Get on with it!
[05:13:55]  For fuck's sake!
[05:13:58]  You're pissing me off now!
[05:14:01]  Get on with the content!
[05:14:03]  That's what I'm here for.
[05:14:05]  What are you here for, you fat fuck?
[05:14:07]  What exactly are you here for?
[05:14:11]  For fuck's sake!
[05:14:14]  You're from San and Bono, Texas.
[05:14:19]  Who the fuck said that?

=== Sharon Cox Threatening (14:18) ===

[05:14:21]  Who the can't eat clear?
[05:14:23]  What the fuck does that mean?
[05:14:26]  He said San Hambodio.
[05:14:29]  He actually got him to say San Hambodio.
[05:14:33]  Who you are, Derek?
[05:14:34]  Nice to see you.
[05:14:36]  Recording Manny City.
[05:14:40]  Oh, my God, man.
[05:14:42]  And somebody say Reagan backwards.
[05:14:45]  What's up?
[05:14:48]  Oh, my God.
[05:14:54]  Where's all the real Elvis Travels fans in here?
[05:14:56]  I know who the real fans are and who are.
[05:14:58]  You've got none, you fat ass.
[05:15:02]  You should be lucky we're listening to you.
[05:15:03]  I am in control of the channel and what I'm doing.
[05:15:05]  Oh, here he is.
[05:15:06]  I'm in control.
[05:15:10]  He's in control.
[05:15:12]  And just want to see what he's doing.
[05:15:14]  I'm in complete control.
[05:15:15]  How are you doing?
[05:15:15]  I wanted to give everybody an update on the VanBuild.
[05:15:18]  All right, well, update us.
[05:15:20]  Update us.
[05:15:23]  What's up to John Etcheson?
[05:15:28]  I want to give everybody an update here on the VanBuild.
[05:15:32]  What's going on?
[05:15:32]  Oh my God.
[05:15:33]  Will it give us a fucking content?
[05:15:34]  I'm tired of hearing this fat fuck.
[05:15:36]  Give me some content.
[05:15:39]  Eat something.
[05:15:41]  I mean, that'd be content.
[05:15:42]  I want to see what kind of devouring stuff in your fucking suckhole type of fucking methods that you use when feeding your fat fucking ass.
[05:15:51]  That's some goddamn content.
[05:15:53]  Connect with all my fans in here and get rid of these low lives here.
[05:15:57]  I'm in control.
[05:15:59]  Don't have a life.
[05:16:00]  I'm in control, right?
[05:16:02]  I'm in control.
[05:16:03]  This kind of stuff.
[05:16:03]  But you know what?
[05:16:04]  I'm in complete control.
[05:16:06]  There's something on YouTube called slow mode.
[05:16:11]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:12]  Guess what?
[05:16:12]  I can have it up to five minutes.
[05:16:14]  I'm in complete control.
[05:16:15]  I'm not going to shut down my chat, my audience, because YouTube gives us content creators the tools.
[05:16:20]  The tools that we need.
[05:16:23]  YouTube gave you the tools.
[05:16:26]  YouTube gave us the tools.
[05:16:28]  Hey, nice to see you, Mimi.
[05:16:30]  I'm outside of Nashville.
[05:16:31]  Nice to see you, honey.
[05:16:33]  How you doing, Michelle René Art?
[05:16:34]  How was the chili?
[05:16:35]  It was all right.
[05:16:36]  It was okay.
[05:16:37]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:38]  He's talking about his chili that he ate today.
[05:16:40]  I'm not into having Italian sausage and chili.
[05:16:45]  Just like ground turkey, ground beef, and that kind of stuff.
[05:16:47]  I think I just saw him burp some of it up.
[05:16:51]  Give us the content, fat ass.
[05:16:56]  Give us some content, you fucking dead air prick.
[05:17:00]  Nice to see you guys.
[05:17:02]  Oh, my God.
[05:17:06]  Dance subpoena.
[05:17:08]  Michelle Renéard and Mimi, good people.
[05:17:10]  How are you guys doing?
[05:17:11]  Where's everybody else as far as the Rosie O'Kelly fans, Elvis Travels fans?
[05:17:14]  Say hello.
[05:17:15]  Rosie O'Kelly.
[05:17:18]  Just dealing with a little bit of garbage here tonight that I'm taking out, and uh, and guess what?
[05:17:23]  Um, uh, that's why YouTube gives us the tools that gives us the tools to control what's going on.
[05:17:33]  I have to admit, this guy's repetitiveness is hilarious.
[05:17:37]  Also, deal with uh this mobile people who want to come on and spam.
[05:17:44]  So, I got that all figured out.
[05:17:46]  Oh my god, I'm in complete control.
[05:17:51]  I'm in complete control.
[05:17:53]  Let's hear it again.
[05:17:54]  Come on, I'll take a shot if he says I'm in complete control again.
[05:17:59]  I'll take a fucking shot.
[05:18:00]  Sharon Cox, how you doing?
[05:18:01]  Yeah, I recognize you.
[05:18:03]  How you doing from Rosie's channel?
[05:18:04]  Where are you from?
[05:18:05]  What part of the country?
[05:18:06]  Who's Sharon Cox?
[05:18:08]  That's not a fucking real name, Sharon Cox.
[05:18:13]  You fat fuck, you ban everybody, but somebody by the name of Sharon Cox says hi to you, and you're like, Hey, how you doing, Sharon?
[05:18:21]  Probably in January, I'll be back on the road.
[05:18:23]  Oh, yeah, probably in January, I'll be back on the road.
[05:18:27]  What a moron, what a fat fucking loser, dude.
[05:18:33]  Hey, Sharon Cox, how you doing?
[05:18:37]  Where's the content, fat ass?
[05:18:39]  Please, okay, thanks, Mimi.
[05:18:41]  Yeah, I recognize you.
[05:18:42]  I'm begging for content along pretty well.
[05:18:45]  It's very time-tedious and consuming, but it's coming along pretty well.
[05:18:48]  I'm begging for content, fat ass.
[05:18:52]  So, Michelle Renee Art and Mimi, where are you guys from?
[05:18:56]  What city?
[05:18:58]  But nobody's trying to fucking throw the Mac on some bitches in the Rosie fans.
[05:19:03]  Oh, especially Michelle Renee Art.
[05:19:05]  Oh, my God.
[05:19:07]  Oh, my God.
[05:19:08]  Sharon Cox, I'm a huge fan of the ghost show.
[05:19:12]  Fuck off.
[05:19:13]  Fucking Sharon Cox.
[05:19:16]  I'm going to use that name.
[05:19:17]  That's actually.
[05:19:18]  I have never heard that.
[05:19:19]  I've been on the internet for a long time.
[05:19:21]  That's a badass name to be like a chick name.
[05:19:25]  All right.
[05:19:26]  I'm not even real, real fans.
[05:19:29]  How's everybody doing?
[05:19:30]  My name's Sharon.
[05:19:32]  Last name, Cox.
[05:19:33]  Travels fans.
[05:19:34]  Hello.
[05:19:36]  How's everybody doing tonight?
[05:19:38]  How's everybody doing?
[05:19:39]  I wanted to give everybody an update, guys, on the van build here today.
[05:19:43]  As you guys know, give us the fucking shit, then!
[05:19:50]  That's gonna be going above the kitchen area for the Lisa Marine.
[05:19:57]  What the fuck?
[05:19:59]  Wait a minute.
[05:20:00]  Is this a van?
[05:20:02]  Is this a van that he's in right now?
[05:20:06]  I mean, did he like fucking revamp a U-Haul truck and this is what he's in?
[05:20:10]  I don't get it.
[05:20:11]  Uh, Shane Cox, California.
[05:20:14]  Okay, Sharon Cox.
[05:20:16]  He's finally starting to recognize.
[05:20:18]  Okay, Sharon Cox.
[05:20:23]  You're a Rosie fan?
[05:20:25]  Okay, I've never seen that name.
[05:20:27]  Oh, my God.
[05:20:29]  You stupid fat fuck.
[05:20:32]  Somebody's got this idiot saying Sharon Cox.
[05:20:40]  There's a finger by the nose again.
[05:20:42]  Let's see if he picks it.
[05:20:43]  I might go this year.
[05:20:44]  I'm not.
[05:20:44]  I don't go to the RTR because Bob Wells is a very he's not.
[05:20:51]  He's a person that's sold into himself.
[05:20:54]  Are you kidding me?
[05:20:55]  You're judging somebody else?
[05:20:57]  I'd go to the Big Tent.
[05:20:58]  You're fucking judging other people, you fat fucking loser.
[05:21:01]  RTR is like, you got to be an in-crowd.
[05:21:03]  Either you're in or you're not in.
[05:21:05]  It's a very clickish, tribal kind of thing.
[05:21:08]  Oh, my God.
[05:21:09]  I don't like it.
[05:21:10]  I don't really like that group.
[05:21:12]  I like the content.
[05:21:13]  It's good.
[05:21:13]  But they got their own click.
[05:21:15]  And you got to be like.
[05:21:17]  That's life, dude.
[05:21:18]  Everybody has their own fucking choice.
[05:21:21]  Is English your second language?
[05:21:23]  On that in-crowd.
[05:21:24]  It's not that style.
[05:21:26]  Man, people are fucking trashing this dude in the chat.
[05:21:31]  They're fucking trashing him in the chat, man.
[05:21:33]  He's getting tired.
[05:21:34]  Look at him.
[05:21:36]  He's getting tired.
[05:21:37]  Yeah, the least is going to look great.
[05:21:39]  Yep.
[05:21:42]  Is English your second language?
[05:21:47]  I live an hour away from LA.
[05:21:50]  He's getting tired.
[05:21:52]  But YouTube is giving me the tools.
[05:21:55]  YouTube is giving me the tools.
[05:22:02]  Oh, my God.
[05:22:05]  That's cool.
[05:22:07]  Oh my god. Oh my god.
[05:22:19]  Can't wait.
[05:22:20]  Can we hurry up for Christ's sake?
[05:22:23]  What are you going to do, you fat fuck?
[05:22:25]  Come on.
[05:22:29]  This guy's still fucking with his fucking bed and everybody.
[05:22:34]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:22:36]  Bob Wall seems dishonest to me.
[05:22:37]  So many videos on the channel are about selling stuff, but pretending to review stuff, I think it's scummy.
[05:22:44]  Yeah.
[05:22:47]  He's just trying to make money and capitalize like many, many other YouTubers, but he's just not authentic.
[05:22:57]  You call yourself authentic?
[05:22:58]  There's a very fake aura about him.
[05:23:00]  You call yourself authentic, dude?
[05:23:02]  You're a fat loser with what looks like a fucking U-Haul that you're living in.
[05:23:08]  So he looks like he lives in the back of a fucking truck bed.
[05:23:14]  And you know what sucks about this?
[05:23:16]  You know, this guy's probably claiming that he's impoverished and shit.
[05:23:19]  He's probably like, I don't have that much money and shit.
[05:23:22]  Yet this guy's a fat fuck.
[05:23:24]  I mean, this guy's so fat he can use pillowcases for socks, for fuck's sake, man.
[05:23:31]  Jesus Christ, look at the fat fuck.
[05:23:34]  My mom is doing okay.
[05:23:36]  I talked to her today.
[05:23:38]  Oh, Christ.
[05:23:39]  Thanks for asking.
[05:23:41]  Hey, look, Tim McCrab is like, he's receiving government entitlements 100%.
[05:23:45]  I just had a bunch of stuff to do today.
[05:23:47]  Working with Rosie and trying to make some visitors for content.
[05:23:51]  So I'm kind of tired.
[05:23:53]  Kind of tired.
[05:23:55]  Do I know Burger Planet?
[05:23:57]  I've heard of that name, Burger Planet.
[05:23:58]  Do you know Burger Planet?
[05:24:01]  I just don't know why they bring him up.
[05:24:04]  Do they fucking know Burger Planet?
[05:24:08]  Who the fuck gives a shit?
[05:24:09]  I don't know why they bring this Burger Planet guy up.
[05:24:12]  I don't know what you know what the point of bringing him up is.
[05:24:18]  I've heard people bring him up, but why do they bring this guy up?
[05:24:21]  He's got nothing to do with my channel.
[05:24:23]  I've heard the name come up, but I think you've got, I don't know what his content is about.
[05:24:32]  It's about going to...
[05:24:33]  I've heard people talking about him, but...
[05:24:34]  It's going to Pattaya and, you know, doing sex tourism in Bangkok.
[05:24:45]  Control me with your tools, daddy.
[05:24:47]  Somebody just put in the chat.
[05:24:50]  Oh, Christ.
[05:24:55]  Yeah, I just wanted to give everybody an update on what was going on in my event here today.
[05:25:01]  I'm definitely going to.
[05:25:03]  This guy's getting tired.
[05:25:04]  Look at these.
[05:25:05]  I'm getting tired of this.
[05:25:06]  I think it's going to come to a point on my channel where I'm going to probably shut down the chat for a while.
[05:25:14]  Oh, Why?
[05:25:18]  Because this is the best part of the fucking show.
[05:25:21]  A lot of trolls like tonight.
[05:25:26]  Hey, Skunkler must have sent him five bucks, and he's like, Are you scamming me?
[05:25:30]  And he fucking just deleted his message.
[05:25:32]  Chats.
[05:25:33]  He just fucking deleted his message.
[05:25:35]  Fucking Skunkler was like, hey, I just sent you five bucks.
[05:25:38]  Are you trying to scam me?
[05:25:40]  And he fucking deletes his message.
[05:25:42]  I'm probably just going to turn off the side chat.
[05:25:46]  And if anybody wants to contribute to me, they can always support me on PayPal.
[05:25:50]  Oh, well, how quaint.
[05:25:53]  Oh, some guy talking shit about somebody else selling something on a YouTube site.
[05:25:57]  Here, this guy's fucking got his, he's got a fucking tin cup out.
[05:26:00]  He's got his virtual tin cup out saying, hey, you can, you can hook me up on my PayPal.
[05:26:05]  I'm getting raided by like another channel.
[05:26:08]  And they think I can come in here, but I'm getting rid of them.
[05:26:11]  I'm in control.
[05:26:12]  What a dickhead, dude.
[05:26:14]  I'm getting rid of them.
[05:26:15]  What a fucking dickhead.
[05:26:19]  What a fucking dickhead.
[05:26:21]  You know, he talks shit about somebody like fucking shilling something on their channel.
[05:26:25]  And here this guy is.
[05:26:26]  Here's the deal.
[05:26:27]  He's rattling his digital cup saying, come on, man.
[05:26:29]  Here, he got PayPal main.
[05:26:31]  Come on, man.
[05:26:34]  The fucking idiot.
[05:26:40]  I know what's going on.
[05:26:42]  I've dealt with this kind of stuff.
[05:26:44]  Oh, yeah.
[05:26:45]  And I think having a side chat on live chat for me now.
[05:26:58]  Man, they're roasting him, man, and he can't ban him fast enough, dude.
[05:27:03]  You know, seriously, he can't ban him fast.
[05:27:06]  Is not really a good thing because stuff like this happens, and it's not a good thing.
[05:27:12]  So when I'm live, from here on in, if I don't have it on slow mode, if I'm not in complete control, there's no point.
[05:27:21]  Incomplete control.
[05:27:22]  I have to take a shot.
[05:27:25]  Incomplete control.
[05:27:26]  He just said I'm going to take another shot.
[05:27:28]  My goal is to bring content and bring people updates on what's going on in my life.
[05:27:36]  Who the fuck are you?
[05:27:37]  But you have to be in control of your channel.
[05:27:39]  Oh, I got to take a double fucking shot.
[05:27:41]  First of all, who the fuck are you, dude?
[05:27:44]  Why the fuck should we give a shit about your life, man?
[05:27:47]  For fuck's sake, who the fuck are you?
[05:27:50]  I don't even know who the fuck you are.
[05:27:52]  To show control, composure.
[05:27:56]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:27:57]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
[05:27:59]  I had to take a shot because it's fucking fat fuck.
[05:28:02]  All right.
[05:28:02]  I continue to do what I have to do.
[05:28:06]  Hey, wait, wait, why is everybody?
[05:28:08]  Don't be threatening the man.
[05:28:09]  Somebody's threatening this guy.
[05:28:10]  Don't be threatening him.
[05:28:13]  Fucking threatening the guy.
[05:28:15]  Do we threatening this poor fat fuck?
[05:28:17]  Could have a fucking coronary right before our eyes.
[05:28:22]  Oh, my God.
[05:28:26]  There's Sharon Cox.
[05:28:28]  There's Sharon Cox.
[05:28:29]  No, people will watch.
[05:28:30]  People will watch.
[05:28:31]  People watch videos all the time on YouTube.
[05:28:35]  Many of the successful YouTubers don't even go live.
[05:28:38]  They do pre-recorded videos.

=== Goofy Bone Content (08:02) ===

[05:28:39]  Oh, yeah.
[05:28:40]  You don't have to have a side chat or a live chat.
[05:28:42]  That is absolutely.
[05:28:44]  They're demonetizing everybody, fat fuck.
[05:28:46]  YouTube doesn't want to pay for content anymore.
[05:28:49]  And I don't blame them.
[05:28:51]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:28:51]  They don't want to pay for content anymore on YouTube.
[05:28:54]  And I don't blame them.
[05:28:56]  You fat ass.
[05:28:57]  And I know I have all the experience and have all the tools to be able to do what I need to do.
[05:29:03]  Yeah, I got to take this shot because you said the fucking and gives us the tools to do that.
[05:29:11]  And I thought having a 120-second time interval here tonight was really nice and was a good thing to do.
[05:29:19]  And I think it has been good.
[05:29:21]  Take a bag.
[05:29:22]  But I want to get on to.
[05:29:24]  Well, get on with it!
[05:29:26]  For fuck's sake, man.
[05:29:28]  What's going on?
[05:29:31]  Get on with it, man.
[05:29:33]  I'm good for you.
[05:29:35]  There's a challenge here with the van build and getting things done.
[05:29:42]  Yeah, well, believe me, I've got it all under control.
[05:29:45]  I've got it all under control.
[05:29:47]  Look, he even blocked his fans.
[05:29:49]  Like, somebody donated $1.99.
[05:29:51]  Why'd you block my name?
[05:29:57]  Why did I block your main channel?
[05:29:59]  I don't know.
[05:30:00]  But thank you for your contribution, $1.99.
[05:30:03]  Thank you.
[05:30:05]  What a fucking dick, dude.
[05:30:06]  But the bottom line is very, very, very, what a fucking dickhead.
[05:30:13]  Yeah, you're going to have fans being like that.
[05:30:16]  I don't know why I blocked you, but thank you for the fucking dono.
[05:30:20]  What a fucking dickhead.
[05:30:23]  What a dickhead, man.
[05:30:26]  Eleanor Beanie.
[05:30:27]  Hey, how you doing?
[05:30:28]  Yeah, I reckon.
[05:30:29]  I kind of remember you.
[05:30:30]  How you doing?
[05:30:31]  How you doing, Eleanor?
[05:30:32]  I kind of remember you.
[05:30:33]  Jesus Christ.
[05:30:35]  I kind of remember you from a long time ago.
[05:30:37]  I kind of remember you.
[05:30:40]  What a fat piece of crap.
[05:30:42]  And look at his house, dude.
[05:30:44]  This looks like literally he's renovating a U-Haul van.
[05:30:50]  And this is where he's living.
[05:30:51]  Look at this.
[05:30:51]  Look at this pig sty.
[05:30:53]  Looks like a fucking official.
[05:30:56]  Frank.
[05:30:57]  How you doing, Frank?
[05:30:58]  Nice to see you.
[05:31:00]  Jesus Christ.
[05:31:04]  So, yeah, like I said, guys, YouTube gives me the tools to do what I have to do here.
[05:31:12]  The tools.
[05:31:14]  And wait a minute.
[05:31:14]  I'm fucking Goofy Bone.
[05:31:17]  Goofy.
[05:31:18]  Is that the real Goofy Bone?
[05:31:19]  Hold on.
[05:31:20]  I got to make sure.
[05:31:20]  Is this the fucking Goofy Bone?
[05:31:24]  It's a fake fucking goofy bone for Chris.
[05:31:28]  I think the troll is going to be bone.
[05:31:28]  Is that the real goofy bone?
[05:31:32]  Fucking goofy bone.
[05:31:36]  You can see how they've subsided away.
[05:31:39]  Oh, my God.
[05:31:40]  Who's winning now?
[05:31:42]  This guy thinks he's fucking winning, dude.
[05:31:45]  Travels is winning.
[05:31:46]  Why?
[05:31:47]  Because YouTube gives content creators the tools to win.
[05:31:50]  Oh, my God.
[05:31:51]  The tools.
[05:31:52]  The fucking tools.
[05:31:55]  Tolu comes here.
[05:31:56]  We control the speed of our chats.
[05:31:59]  And that's why I have 4.6 million views.
[05:32:02]  4.6 million views.
[05:32:06]  Why?
[05:32:07]  I'm a real successful YouTuber.
[05:32:09]  Oh, he's a successful YouTuber.
[05:32:10]  And that's why I have almost 5,000 videos.
[05:32:13]  5,000 videos.
[05:32:15]  I'm one of the most well-known videos.
[05:32:17]  5,000 videos.
[05:32:19]  And that is why.
[05:32:20]  Oh, God.
[05:32:23]  I'm successful on YouTube.
[05:32:27]  You're successful on YouTube.
[05:32:29]  Look at your digs, dude.
[05:32:31]  Look at your fucking digs.
[05:32:34]  How can you sit here and say that you got experience on YouTube?
[05:32:37]  Absolute experience.
[05:32:38]  And your fucking background looks like it's a dishoveled piece of shit.
[05:32:43]  And you were walking around live in Fremont Street, but for some reason, Aron account was completely.
[05:32:50]  Hopefully, you can unblock me.
[05:32:51]  Are you magician girl?
[05:32:54]  The guy from France tonight?
[05:32:55]  She said, I'm going to die of alcohol poison of how much this guy mentions over the control over his tools.
[05:33:00]  Yeah, no shit.
[05:33:02]  Hey, he said hi to Goofy Bone.
[05:33:05]  No, well, like I said.
[05:33:07]  That's because he saw Goofy Bone's Mexican face.
[05:33:10]  This guy must be a Mexican.
[05:33:12]  He had to have seen Goofy Bone's Mexican face in that damn fucking profile picture and was like, hey, what's up, Goofy Bone?
[05:33:18]  Or to lay.
[05:33:20]  One of the greatest tools.
[05:33:22]  Oh, shit.
[05:33:22]  Fuck you and your tools.
[05:33:24]  Can you shove your tools up, your fat ass?
[05:33:27]  On control and spamming is the slow-mo.
[05:33:32]  I have the option to slow this down up to five minutes per comment.
[05:33:36]  And that gives me the opportunity to get rid of spamming ratings.
[05:33:40]  Oh, my God.
[05:33:43]  And that's what people don't understand.
[05:33:44]  Oh, you just give me the tools.
[05:33:46]  It just gives me the tools.
[05:33:47]  The tools, dude, are you going to control the tools?
[05:33:50]  Trolls are mean.
[05:33:50]  Are they getting rid of trolls on the 10th?
[05:33:53]  I heard, isn't that your birthday?
[05:33:55]  Yes, I'm going to be 38 years old on.
[05:33:58]  Holy shit, you're 38, dude.
[05:34:00]  You look like you're about fucking 58.
[05:34:03]  Yes.
[05:34:04]  Dude, this dude's 38 years old.
[05:34:06]  This dude looks like he's fucking 50.
[05:34:08]  Evolving and changing.
[05:34:10]  Oh, my God.
[05:34:14]  So for all my fans that are watching.
[05:34:16]  Dude, this dude looks like he's on his last legs, dude, for 38 years old.
[05:34:20]  Just say hello.
[05:34:21]  Let me know who you are.
[05:34:22]  Oh, I appreciate your support.
[05:34:24]  I've been enjoying what I'm doing here on Elvis Travels.
[05:34:27]  You can support me by giving me a thumbs up.
[05:34:29]  I have 139 people watching.
[05:34:31]  Give me a thumbs up.
[05:34:36]  Oh, my God.
[05:34:37]  Thank you.
[05:34:38]  Hey, Ron Travels, $1.99.
[05:34:40]  Let's give him a big woo.
[05:34:42]  Thank you.
[05:34:44]  I mean, this dude's going to get like 50 cents of that through the fucking Yahoo, or Yahoo.
[05:34:48]  Hey, Darren Coachism, Sharon Cox.
[05:34:55]  Thank you very much.
[05:34:56]  So I just appreciate my fans to show me some support and love here tonight.
[05:35:02]  All right, let's get to Elvis Travel.
[05:35:04]  That's about it.
[05:35:06]  You fuck this guy.
[05:35:07]  One, two, three, four, five dollars on the super chat and show your love and make your voices heard here on Elvis Travels.
[05:35:13]  Do you hear this guy?
[05:35:13]  He's fucking rattling his fucking.
[05:35:16]  Good God.
[05:35:16]  I've had enough.
[05:35:18]  I've had enough of this fat fuck.
[05:35:20]  All right.
[05:35:20]  I hope you die of a heart attack.
[05:35:21]  All right.
[05:35:23]  The king is in control and the king is winning.
[05:35:25]  How you doing there, man?
[05:35:26]  The king is a dick.
[05:35:30]  You fucking dick.
[05:35:32]  Tonight is the night to show your king some love.
[05:35:36]  What?
[05:35:37]  And you can support me at paypal.me slash Elvis Travels.
[05:35:41]  Oh my God.
[05:35:44]  You can support me at Elvis Travels.
[05:35:46]  PayPal.me slash Elvis Travels.
[05:35:48]  Make sure you hit that friend.
[05:35:50]  You've got to be shitting now, dude.
[05:35:53]  Not the option where you're buying goods and services because I'm not selling any goods and services.
[05:35:57]  And you can support me at paypal.me slash Elvis Travels or right here on the super chat.
[05:36:01]  Say hello.
[05:36:02]  Let me know where you're from.
[05:36:03]  How long you've been watching Elvis Travels.
[05:36:06]  I'd like to hear from all my fans.
[05:36:07]  Oh my God.
[05:36:11]  I'm done with this guy, dude.
[05:36:12]  I'm not.
[05:36:13]  Fuck this dude.
[05:36:14]  Get him out of here.
[05:36:16]  Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
[05:36:18]  Jesus Christ.
[05:36:20]  What a joke this dude was, dude.
[05:36:23]  What a fucking joke.
[05:36:26]  Oh, God, dude.
[05:36:28]  I'm sorry you all had to witness that over there, dude.
[05:36:30]  I'm serious.
[05:36:31]  I'm so sorry you all had to witness that.
[05:36:33]  But anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and let me connect the fucking shit to the goddamn.

=== Phone Session Persuasion (15:30) ===

[05:36:42]  What are you doing?
[05:36:42]  Dateline.
[05:36:43]  That's what we're doing, right?
[05:36:44]  Let's go ahead and do the date line here.
[05:36:46]  And please excuse me.
[05:36:47]  I'm impromptu here.
[05:36:49]  All right, but good God.
[05:36:52]  Good God with that shit.
[05:36:54]  All right, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn date line.
[05:37:00]  Let me see if there's any broads on here.
[05:37:02]  It is going to be three in the morning.
[05:37:04]  I didn't realize how fucking late it was, but I do owe you guys some, so I'm going to continue to go.
[05:37:10]  You know, ghost over here.
[05:37:13]  All right, let's see what we got here.
[05:37:14]  Here it is.
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[05:41:33]  Hi, just couldn't go to sleep.
[05:41:35]  Got online, feeling very playful and wet.
[05:41:38]  Whoa, just laying here watching a movie.
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[05:41:59]  I came across your message and I think it's totally hot.
[05:42:03]  I would totally love to give you a decent phone banging session.
[05:42:07]  You said that you were a little wet, so I'd like to, you know, make sure that I give you the hot erotic talk while you flick your bean listening to DSP, the man, the legend, the internet phenom gets you off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
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[05:42:47]  I would totally love to give you a decent phone banging session.
[05:42:51]  You said that you were a little wet, so I'd like to, you know, make sure that I give you the hot erotic talk while you flick your beam listening to DSP, the man, the legend, the internet phenomenon.
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[05:43:27]  Hey.
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[05:43:44]  Cash app?
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[05:43:51]  Hey, baby, I've got the cash app, but what is it that you're selling?
[05:43:55]  What is it that you're selling me?
[05:43:56]  Are you going to sell me a phone banging session?
[05:43:59]  You're going to meet me up.
[05:44:01]  And if we're going to meet up, I mean, how much, you know, are you for around the world?
[05:44:06]  If I wanted to stick my thing in every one of your holes, that's what they call the around the world.
[05:44:12]  I'm sure, you know, since you're a Cash App whore, you're probably very acquainted with it.
[05:44:17]  How much is it to do that and get back?
[05:44:19]  Thank you.
[05:44:21]  Here's your message.
[05:44:22]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery or press two for normal delivery.
[05:44:28]  Hey, baby, I've got the Cash App, but what is it that you're selling?
[05:44:32]  What is it that you're selling me?
[05:44:33]  Are you going to sell me a phone banging session?
[05:44:36]  You're going to meet me up.
[05:44:38]  And if we're going to meet up, I mean, how much, you know, are you for around the world?
[05:44:43]  If I wanted to stick my thing in every one of your holes, that's what they call the around the world.
[05:44:49]  I'm sure message delivery.
[05:44:51]  Send it.
[05:44:52]  Okay, call us from Houston.
[05:44:54]  Morning, honey, channel second.
[05:45:00]  To connect live with this, to send an icebreaker.
[05:45:03]  Please record your message.
[05:45:06]  I have to ask this: are you a transgendered?
[05:45:10]  If you are, get back to me.
[05:45:12]  And are you fully functional or do you have a flaccid feminine penis?
[05:45:17]  Thank you.
[05:45:19]  Here's your message.
[05:45:20]  Press one at any time to just delivered.
[05:45:23]  Just send it.
[05:45:24]  Hey, y'all.
[05:45:25]  My name is Berano.
[05:45:27]  I'm not even about to lie to y'all.
[05:45:28]  I'm about to get straight to the point.
[05:45:30]  I'm really on here looking for a ride.
[05:45:34]  It is what it is.
[05:45:35]  It's a little way out this.
[05:45:37]  It's a five-hour drive.
[05:45:42]  I'm laughing, but I'm so serious.
[05:45:44]  Like, I'm trying to go see my big bro here in the penitentiary.
[05:45:50]  I had some niggas float out on me and shit like the email bitch.
[05:45:53]  To send an icebreaker.
[05:45:55]  Please record your message.
[05:45:56]  Record after.
[05:45:58]  I would have no problem getting you a ride.
[05:46:01]  But what would you do for me?
[05:46:04]  Would you, you know, tongue my crumb?
[05:46:08]  Would you lick my pernium?
[05:46:10]  I mean, you know, it's a five-hour drive.
[05:46:12]  And, you know, I want to make sure that, you know, something sexually gratifying is going to happen.
[05:46:19]  I mean, because, I mean, let's be honest, baby, you know, nobody's the Salvation Army, especially when it comes to gas money.
[05:46:26]  All right.
[05:46:27]  So you tell me if you're going to lick my cock cheese or do something because, I mean, I'm willing to do it, but what are you willing to do?
[05:46:35]  All right, get back, bitch.
[05:46:38]  Here's your message.
[05:46:39]  Press one at any time to send it to you.
[05:46:42]  Just send it.
[05:46:43]  No, I'm a single white female.
[05:46:46]  My height is five feet four.
[05:46:48]  I have reddish brown hair, dark green eyes, and I'm only about 117.
[05:46:55]  So if you want to know more, please send me.
[05:46:56]  I'm about to send an icebreaker.
[05:46:58]  Press one.
[05:46:59]  Just please record your message.
[05:47:02]  Hey, you sound like my kind of girl there.
[05:47:06]  I'm out here in the central Texas area.
[05:47:09]  I don't know.
[05:47:10]  You've probably heard of me.
[05:47:11]  My name is Darkside Phil.
[05:47:13]  I play video games for a living, make a lot of money at it.
[05:47:17]  As a matter of fact, you can Google me right now.
[05:47:19]  I'm very popular.
[05:47:20]  I make millions of dollars playing video games.
[05:47:24]  The problem is, I need somebody for the holidays.
[05:47:27]  You know, my mom and dad, they're not getting any younger.
[05:47:30]  You know, they have a bunch of afflictions that could potentially jeopardize their lives.
[05:47:35]  And I want to show them that I finally scored a woman.
[05:47:38]  You know, I finally scored a woman.
[05:47:40]  I had a trap once, but I don't know if that counts.
[05:47:43]  But I want to show them that I got a woman, and I'd be more than happy to compensate you in any capacity.
[05:47:53]  Thank you.
[05:47:56]  Message delivered.
[05:47:58]  Oh!
[05:48:00]  True has sent you this message.
[05:48:04]  Actually, these are live videos, a lot of videos only to get live with this color.
[05:48:11]  To send an icebreaker, press one.
[05:48:13]  Just please record after the tone.
[05:48:17]  Hit any key when you're done.
[05:48:20]  Well, okay.
[05:48:22]  How much are you charging for live videos?
[05:48:24]  And secondly, what are you going to do for the live videos?
[05:48:28]  I mean, are you going to stick like large pieces of furniture up your shit funnel?
[05:48:32]  Are you going to deep throat a Kiyobasa?
[05:48:36]  You know, are you going to get your great Dane to, you know, what exactly are you going to do?
[05:48:42]  So I can, you know, potentially want to buy one of these videos.
[05:48:46]  You know, please get back.
[05:48:48]  I'd like to know.
[05:48:49]  I'm genuinely very serious.
[05:48:51]  Thank you.
[05:48:53]  Here's your message.
[05:48:54]  Press one at any message delivered.
[05:48:58]  My name is Monica.
[05:49:01]  So make my night go by even faster.
[05:49:04]  So she put some tugpoo.
[05:49:06]  Please to send an icebreaker.
[05:49:08]  Press one.
[05:49:09]  Please record your message.
[05:49:10]  Record after the tone.
[05:49:12]  Hit any key when you're done.
[05:49:15]  Well, how are you doing, lady?
[05:49:16]  I am a Caucasian man.
[05:49:19]  Definitely do like the Mocha persuasion.
[05:49:24]  So why don't I be the cream in your mocha so I can poke you.
[05:49:28]  You understand?
[05:49:29]  Let's have a little bit of a phone session.
[05:49:31]  Fun.
[05:49:32]  I like to role play.
[05:49:34]  If you're interested, what I like to role play is I like to pretend that I'm General Robert E. Lee and I just overtook your southern town and I'm about to give you the old in-out in-out and you just submit to me like a slave maiden and I just you know kind of give you the old in out in out and and you know things of that capacity.
[05:49:58]  Anyway, if you're interested in, please get back to me.
[05:50:02]  I would definitely like to, you know, do that kind of roleplay, if you will.
[05:50:07]  Here's your message.
[05:50:09]  Message delivery.
[05:50:10]  Let's see what happens.
[05:50:11]  Oh Brianna.
[05:50:13]  Oh, I sent you this message.
[05:50:17]  I'm not willing to do nothing with your cracker ass.
[05:50:22]  I hope you call me bitch at the end.
[05:50:24]  Please, my motherfucking big bitch.
[05:50:28]  Oh, press one to send an icebreaker.
[05:50:33]  Just please record your message.
[05:50:35]  Record after the tone.
[05:50:37]  Hit any key when you're done.
[05:50:39]  Well, listen, I don't understand why you're getting really upset about it.
[05:50:43]  I mean, don't the brothers call you like bitches and hoes and you know things of that nature?
[05:50:50]  I thought I was just trying to get encompassed into your vernacular.
[05:50:53]  I mean, I know you're of the urban persuasion.
[05:50:56]  I can definitely tell by your inarticulate articulation of the English language.
[05:51:03]  So why don't you just give me a break?
[05:51:05]  I'm willing to give you the ride, but you've got to do something.
[05:51:08]  This ain't welfare.
[05:51:10]  All right.
[05:51:11]  This ain't welfare here.
[05:51:13]  You've got to do something, man.
[05:51:15]  I mean, you got to lick the bacon bits out of my asshole or something.
[05:51:19]  I mean, what do you think this is, baby?
[05:51:22]  Jesus Christ, Biach.
[05:51:25]  Here's your message.
[05:51:27]  Message delivered.
[05:51:28]  All right.
[05:51:29]  Hey, it's your girl from Ella Cream.
[05:51:31]  Just looking for our co-card.
[05:51:33]  What?
[05:51:34]  Hit me back on this hotline and let me know what's poppin'.
[05:51:38]  All right, here.
[05:51:39]  To send an icebreaker, press, please record your message.
[05:51:47]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:51:50]  Yeah, they call me the coomer.
[05:51:53]  They call me the coomer.
[05:51:57]  Yeah, why don't you get back to me, huh?
[05:51:59]  Why don't you get back to me right now?
[05:52:02]  Yeah.
[05:52:06]  You're a huggin' kum all over here.
[05:52:08]  Yeah, you a huggin' dirty bitch, yeah.

=== Respect Man Keeping (15:34) ===

[05:52:12]  Here's your message.
[05:52:13]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[05:52:17]  There's two for normal delivery.
[05:52:22]  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[05:52:27]  They call me the coomer.
[05:52:29]  They call me the coomer.
[05:52:33]  Yeah.
[05:52:33]  Why don't you get back to me, huh?
[05:52:35]  Why don't you get back to me right now?
[05:52:38]  Yeah.
[05:52:39]  Fucking come all over here.
[05:52:42]  Hugging Coombo over here.
[05:52:45]  Yeah, you hugging nerdy bitch.
[05:52:47]  Yeah.
[05:52:47]  Send your message with priority.
[05:52:49]  Press one.
[05:52:50]  Message delivered.
[05:52:52]  We got another one.
[05:52:54]  Trailer has sent you this message.
[05:52:58]  But you didn't even waste time knowing that you're not interested in sending this full of podcasts.
[05:53:04]  I can tell that something is wrong with you.
[05:53:06]  And it could be why you're not on a call with anybody and you are still on this line.
[05:53:14]  To connect live with this.
[05:53:15]  To send an icebreaker.
[05:53:17]  Press one to send a message.
[05:53:18]  Press two.
[05:53:20]  Please record your message.
[05:53:21]  Record after the tone.
[05:53:23]  Hit any key when you're done.
[05:53:26]  Look, let me tell you something, baby.
[05:53:28]  This is why, with all due respect, whenever I hear black folks saying, man, it's the man keeping me down, baby.
[05:53:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:53:37]  The man be keeping me down and all this bullshit.
[05:53:40]  It's shit like you just conducted right here, in which I am trying to proposition you for a commerce exchange for your filthy ass fucking black pussy videos in exchange for a cash app transaction.
[05:53:56]  And here you are talking garbage to me as a potential customer.
[05:54:01]  All right.
[05:54:02]  Maybe, just maybe, it's not the man keeping you down.
[05:54:06]  It's dumb, ignorant shit like this.
[05:54:10]  You fucking dumbass not appreciating the almighty dollar because welfare be receiving it to you motherfuckers every goddamn month.
[05:54:18]  So look, I'm going to ask you one Mo Gan, how much for your dirty fucking filthy videos, you stupid dumb bitch.
[05:54:28]  Here's your message.
[05:54:29]  Press one at any time you send it with priority delivery.
[05:54:32]  Press two for normal delivery.
[05:54:35]  Look, let me tell you something, baby.
[05:54:37]  This is why, with all due respect, whenever I hear black folks saying, man, it's the man keeping me down, baby.
[05:54:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:54:47]  The man be keeping me down and all this bullshit.
[05:54:50]  It's shit like you just conducted right here, in which I am trying to proposition you for a commerce exchange for your filthy ass fucking black pussy videos in exchange for a cash app transaction.
[05:55:06]  And here you are talking garbage to me as a potential customer.
[05:55:11]  All right.
[05:55:12]  Maybe, just maybe, it's not the man keeping you down.
[05:55:16]  It's dumb, ignorant shit like this.
[05:55:20]  You fucking dumbass not appreciating the almighty dollar because welfare be receiving it to you motherfuckers every goddamn month.
[05:55:28]  So look, I'm going to ask you one Mo Gan, how much for your dirty fucking filthy videos, you stupid dumb bitch.
[05:55:36]  To send your message at priority.
[05:55:39]  Message delivered.
[05:55:40]  Oh, hello.
[05:55:41]  How are you doing, Bella?
[05:55:42]  This is Rush here.
[05:55:43]  I live in Houston, Texas, on the northeast side of town of Houston.
[05:55:45]  Uh-oh.
[05:55:46]  Near the east and near the north side of town of Houston.
[05:55:49]  I'm here looking for a cool individual talk to on the phone.
[05:55:53]  Text every IBM.
[05:55:54]  Get the note into what they've come from here.
[05:55:57]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[05:56:00]  Record after.
[05:56:03]  Hey, what's going on?
[05:56:04]  My name's Darkside Phil here.
[05:56:07]  And, you know, don't take this the wrong way.
[05:56:10]  Are you a transgendered?
[05:56:12]  And if you are, are you cut or uncut?
[05:56:17]  Are you functional or do you have a flaccid feminine penis?
[05:56:22]  And if you do have a working penis, then how big is it?
[05:56:28]  Because the orifice of my shit funnel isn't very big.
[05:56:32]  I mean, the only thing that I've ever stuck up it was like my ring finger because, you know, you know, the middle finger was a little too big.
[05:56:43]  So anyway, get back to me.
[05:56:45]  I'd like to know a little bit about your bussy.
[05:56:49]  Thank you.
[05:56:50]  Here's your message.
[05:56:51]  Press one at any time.
[05:56:52]  Just a message delivered.
[05:56:55]  Just have a message from a caller who has left the line.
[05:56:58]  She laughed.
[05:57:00]  What's up?
[05:57:00]  What's the video?
[05:57:01]  What's the girl's hurting me?
[05:57:03]  I'm in here.
[05:57:05]  Sell my pussy.
[05:57:07]  Very, very horny.
[05:57:10]  I would love to spend the holidays with you.
[05:57:14]  Was that the bitch that I sent the Robert E. Lee shit to?
[05:57:18]  Skip this message.
[05:57:19]  Press 3.
[05:57:20]  To repeat this message and menu choices.
[05:57:22]  Press 9.
[05:57:23]  For information on using the connector, press the star key.
[05:57:26]  To exit the live connector or change your greeting, press pound.
[05:57:31]  I don't know.
[05:57:32]  She left the line, so it's not like I can get back to her, man.
[05:57:35]  It sucks.
[05:57:36]  You call it close to you.
[05:57:39]  Hey, what's up, y'all?
[05:57:40]  This one is being bored.
[05:57:42]  Nothing to do tonight.
[05:57:44]  Just wanted to talk to someone that's funny and real.
[05:57:47]  So that's really not feeling.
[05:57:49]  All right.
[05:57:50]  She's in my city.
[05:57:51]  Let's go.
[05:57:52]  To connect live with this.
[05:57:53]  To send an icebreaker.
[05:57:54]  Press one.
[05:57:55]  Please record your message.
[05:57:56]  Record after the tone.
[05:57:58]  Hit any key when you're done.
[05:58:00]  Hey, how you doing?
[05:58:02]  Just came across your message.
[05:58:05]  I thought you sounded pretty sweet.
[05:58:07]  We're in the same area.
[05:58:09]  You know, I'm kind of a middle-aged man, but I'm not that old.
[05:58:14]  I do video game for a living.
[05:58:17]  They call me Darkside Phil or DSP.
[05:58:21]  Just trying to look for somebody I can correspond with, talk with, have some kind of meaningful conversation with, and hopefully have somebody for the holidays.
[05:58:31]  You know, I'm looking for somebody that I can cuddle with and watch Hallmark Christmas movies throughout the month of December.
[05:58:39]  You know, it's always very depressing around these times when you don't have that special someone.
[05:58:44]  And that's what I'm looking for right now.
[05:58:46]  So if you could please get back to me if you're interested in, I am very financially secure.
[05:58:53]  I'm independent.
[05:58:54]  I, you know, I can take care of you.
[05:58:58]  So just get back if you're interested.
[05:59:00]  Thank you.
[05:59:02]  Here's your message.
[05:59:03]  Message delivered.
[05:59:05]  Uh-oh.
[05:59:06]  Brianna has sent you this message.
[05:59:11]  You see, Mr. White Man, let me tell you something.
[05:59:14]  Uh-oh.
[05:59:14]  If you was in my face, you would never, and I mean, never call me a bitch.
[05:59:21]  Want me to tell you why you wouldn't call me a bitch?
[05:59:23]  Why?
[05:59:24]  Because I'll whack your motherfucking ass.
[05:59:27]  I'm black.
[05:59:29]  You're white.
[05:59:30]  Stay in your crack ass place for real.
[05:59:33]  I get some hood niggas to track your motherfucking ass.
[05:59:36]  Jesus.
[05:59:39]  You see, that's the problem with you white bitches.
[05:59:41]  Y'all know how to stay in our motherfucking place.
[05:59:44]  I want a nigga to bop you inside your motherfucking head.
[05:59:48]  And now the bacon bitch out your ass.
[05:59:51]  You see, and I folks with the white.
[05:59:52]  I folks with you white bitches.
[05:59:54]  Some of you hoes.
[05:59:56]  Folks with some of y'all.
[05:59:57]  But see, you, you a racist ass bitch.
[06:00:00]  And you know what you would do?
[06:00:01]  You would fuck this shit out my ass, you white-ass bitch.
[06:00:05]  Yeah, great comeback.
[06:00:07]  To connect live with this call to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:00:12]  Record after the tone.
[06:00:14]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:00:16]  Well, with all due respect, sister, let's see who's the one trying to solicit a cash app transaction for your dumb, dirty ass pussy videos.
[06:00:28]  You dumb, stupid, skankosaurus bitch.
[06:00:30]  Let me tell you something.
[06:00:32]  If you were in my face, I would give you the fucking slap to the mouth that you've been begging for your whole fucking life, okay?
[06:00:40]  I know that you black bitches think that y'all are so bad and big when you get all loud and boisterous and you start throwing shit around.
[06:00:48]  I'm not the type of white boy that's just going to sit there and allow you to do that shit, all right?
[06:00:53]  All right, let me tell you something.
[06:00:54]  I would slap the goddamn fucking chicken leg right out of your goddamn mouth if you came up to me acting like the way you're acting right now.
[06:01:02]  So, you, first of all, respect me as a man, bitch.
[06:01:06]  Fuck me being white.
[06:01:07]  You respect me as a man, you dumb bitch.
[06:01:10]  All right, or I'll find your ass, all right?
[06:01:13]  Or if you've got balls enough, why don't you tell me what your goddamn address is?
[06:01:17]  I'll go over there, slap you in the face, kick your hood, motherfuckers' asses, all right, and then kick your dog and drown your goldfish, you dirty fucking anal secretion-having, dog-farting, fetish-looking, sphinker-fingering, end of a bag, cleaning piece of selling your dumb black pussy on a phone line, shit.
[06:01:37]  All right, so you just sit there and respect me as a man, because if you don't, give me an address so I can go over there and whoop that fucking black ass and turn it purple, biach.
[06:01:51]  Here's your message: press one at any time to send it to Kiari Delivery.
[06:01:59]  Well, with all due respect, sister, let's see who's the one trying to solicit a cash app transaction for your dumb, dirty ass pussy videos, you dumb, stupid, skankosaurus bitch.
[06:02:13]  Let me tell you something.
[06:02:14]  If you were in my face, I would give you the fucking slap to the mouth that you've been begging for your whole fucking life, okay?
[06:02:22]  I know that you black bitches think that y'all are so bad and big when you get all loud and boisterous and you start throwing shit around.
[06:02:31]  I'm not the type of white boy that's just gonna sit there and allow you to do that shit, all right?
[06:02:36]  All right, let me tell you something.
[06:02:37]  I would slap the goddamn fucking chicken leg right out of your goddamn mouth if you came up to me acting like the way you're acting right now.
[06:02:45]  So, you first of all respect me as a man, bitch.
[06:02:48]  Fuck me being white.
[06:02:50]  You respect me as a man, you dumb bitch, all right?
[06:02:53]  Or I'll find your ass, all right?
[06:02:56]  Or if you've got balls enough, why don't you tell me what your goddamn address is?
[06:03:00]  I'll go over there, slap you in the face, kick your hood, motherfuckers' asses, all right, and then kick your dog and drown your goldfish, you dirty fucking anal secretion-having, dog-farting, fetish-looking, stinker-fingering, end of my bag, cleaning piece of selling your dumb black pussy on a phone like shit.
[06:03:20]  All right, so you just sit there and we got it.
[06:03:26]  Let's go to the next one here.
[06:03:28]  Good morning, gentlemen.
[06:03:30]  This is Barbie.
[06:03:32]  I'm looking for someone who's um handsome, experienced thought status, thought status for $2.
[06:03:46]  If you're looking for that, hear me up.
[06:03:49]  All right, hey, uh, what's going on?
[06:03:56]  White guy here.
[06:03:58]  Uh, they call me DSP on the internet.
[06:04:01]  Uh, definitely looking for somebody like you who could potentially, you know, maybe help ejaculate my penis.
[06:04:09]  Um, I, I, I, I'm not doing any kind of thought status patrol here, I'm not doing any kind of patrolled and enslaved type of thing here.
[06:04:19]  I'm just, uh, you know, just wanting to get my cream into a little bit of mocha.
[06:04:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:04:26]  And I know that, you know, you may be thinking that white boys, you know, they're not packing much.
[06:04:30]  I've got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs, okay?
[06:04:36]  Let me tell you something.
[06:04:37]  It'll go up into your snatch pipe and come out your mouth.
[06:04:40]  I mean, you know, I mean, my schlong is so big, I could put it in your snatch hole.
[06:04:44]  It'll do a U-turn into your colon and come out of your asshole.
[06:04:48]  Okay?
[06:04:49]  Anyway, get back if you're interested.
[06:04:52]  Here's your message.
[06:04:53]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:04:57]  Press two for normal delivery.
[06:05:00]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:05:01]  White?
[06:05:02]  Just send it.
[06:05:03]  Oh, we got one.
[06:05:05]  True.
[06:05:06]  I sent you this message.
[06:05:09]  Wow, you felt pretty angry.
[06:05:11]  You also felt like you're dustback or like you said.
[06:05:16]  I'm not angry.
[06:05:18]  To connect live with this collar, press that collar is currently connected.
[06:05:22]  Oh, press one.
[06:05:25]  Press A to send an icebreaker.
[06:05:27]  Press one to send a message.
[06:05:29]  Press, please, record your message.
[06:05:31]  Record after the tone.
[06:05:33]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:05:35]  No, man.
[06:05:36]  Motherfuckers like you ain't never angry because why?
[06:05:39]  It's the first of the month.
[06:05:41]  Wake up, wake up.
[06:05:42]  I got my Obama money and shit.
[06:05:44]  That's why you ain't getting all riled up or any of that shit.
[06:05:48]  But I'll tell you this right now, bitch.
[06:05:50]  All right.
[06:05:50]  You tell me your address.
[06:05:52]  I'll be more than happy to go down there and show you what hood is all about.
[06:05:55]  All right.
[06:05:56]  What keeping it real is all about, you dumb bitch.
[06:05:59]  All right.
[06:06:00]  And maybe, just maybe, after I slap the living bejesus out of your fucking ass, I'm going to make you white.
[06:06:06]  I'm going to beat your ass so bad.
[06:06:08]  I'm going to make you white.
[06:06:09]  I'm going to give you the high hard one and show you what a real man is all about there, bitch.
[06:06:14]  All right.
[06:06:15]  I'm going to make you motorboat my shit funnel, you stupid, dumb fucking bimbo.
[06:06:19]  All right.
[06:06:20]  So just sit there and shut the fuck up.
[06:06:22]  And unless you're going to fucking come back and reply to me on what your fucking filthy whore price is, then you sit there and shut the fuck up.
[06:06:32]  All right.
[06:06:32]  Unless you're going to tell me your fucking address, then just sit there and shut the fuck up.
[06:06:36]  I'm willing to bet money.
[06:06:37]  You got five kids in the back.
[06:06:39]  I can hear them little brats in the back, you dumb bitch.
[06:06:41]  Why don't you get off the fucking phone and be a mother to these fucking bastards?
[06:06:46]  You fucking useless piece of fucking Obama fucking dog shit.
[06:06:51]  Here's your message.
[06:06:52]  Press one.
[06:06:53]  Message, dude.
[06:06:54]  All right.
[06:06:54]  All right.
[06:06:55]  Hey, y'all.
[06:06:56]  My name is Bernano.
[06:06:58]  I'm not even about to lie to y'all.
[06:06:59]  I'm about to get straight to the point.
[06:07:01]  I'm running on here looking for a lie.
[06:07:03]  Oh, yeah.
[06:07:03]  This is.
[06:07:04]  Look.
[06:07:04]  To send an icebreaker.
[06:07:06]  Press one.
[06:07:06]  Please record your message.
[06:07:08]  Record.
[06:07:09]  Bitch, it still looks like you're looking for your ride.
[06:07:13]  So why don't you just take my offer, lick the bacon bits out of my ass, or fucking tongue my ball cheese or something so that I can take you five hours so you can see your dumb stupid man in prison.
[06:07:25]  I mean, how statistical, by the way, that you're going to go visit somebody in prison.
[06:07:30]  All right.
[06:07:31]  So why don't you give me the respect I deserve and say, yes, I'll go ahead and suck the sap out of your balls, baby, because I need a five-hour drive.
[06:07:40]  Fucking earn some fucking respect.
[06:07:42]  I ate the fucking welfare office, you piece of shit.

=== Darkseid Phil Message (15:40) ===

[06:07:46]  Here's your message.
[06:07:47]  Press one at any time.
[06:07:51]  Just send it off.
[06:07:52]  I have a message from a caller who has left the line.
[06:07:54]  Oh, Christ.
[06:08:00]  Skip this message.
[06:08:01]  Press three.
[06:08:01]  What the hell is that?
[06:08:02]  Repeat this message and then your choices.
[06:08:04]  Press one.
[06:08:04]  What the hell is that?
[06:08:06]  He's not even in the fucking line anymore.
[06:08:08]  I am looking for a good man.
[06:08:11]  Uh-oh.
[06:08:12]  Somebody that will care for me.
[06:08:17]  Okay.
[06:08:18]  All righty.
[06:08:21]  To connect live with this.
[06:08:22]  To send an icebreaker.
[06:08:23]  Press one.
[06:08:24]  Please record your message.
[06:08:26]  Record after the tone.
[06:08:27]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:08:30]  Hey, what's up, baby?
[06:08:31]  I just wanted to give you a message to let you know that age isn't nothing but a number, but I've got to ask you a few questions, okay?
[06:08:37]  I'll take care of you, but you got to take care of me.
[06:08:41]  All right.
[06:08:41]  I mean, are you willing to cook and clean?
[06:08:44]  Are you willing to lick the fucking bacon bits out of my crumb?
[06:08:49]  Are you willing to suck the sap out of my balls?
[06:08:52]  I mean, you know, because I know that if I start, you know, banging you a little too hard, it could break a hip or could do something.
[06:08:58]  Gravy comes out, whatever.
[06:09:00]  But I mean, I need to be taken care of, too.
[06:09:03]  So let's just cut the bullshit.
[06:09:05]  What's in it for each other?
[06:09:07]  And maybe we can hook up.
[06:09:08]  All right.
[06:09:10]  Here's your message.
[06:09:11]  Press.
[06:09:11]  Message delivered.
[06:09:13]  Uh-oh.
[06:09:14]  Hey.
[06:09:16]  has sent you this message.
[06:09:20]  Hi.
[06:09:21]  I'm stuck over here.
[06:09:22]  I'm stuck over here.
[06:09:23]  Help me out, please.
[06:09:26]  To connect live with this caller, press one.
[06:09:32]  Skip message.
[06:09:33]  Press three.
[06:09:34]  Add this caller to your hot list.
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[06:09:36]  Hear the last message you sent them.
[06:09:38]  Press five.
[06:09:39]  To block this caller, press seven.
[06:09:41]  To hear this caller's greeting and location.
[06:09:43]  Press eight.
[06:09:44]  Hear the last.
[06:09:45]  You haven't recently sent that caller a message.
[06:09:47]  To connect live with this call.
[06:09:48]  Hear their greeting.
[06:09:49]  Press one.
[06:09:50]  Hear their location.
[06:09:51]  Press 2.
[06:09:55]  I'm looking for it.
[06:09:58]  I'm sorry to hang out with you.
[06:10:00]  What?
[06:10:03]  You know the rest.
[06:10:06]  Hear their greeting.
[06:10:07]  Press one.
[06:10:08]  Hear their location.
[06:10:09]  Press two.
[06:10:10]  To repeat these choices, press nine.
[06:10:12]  To return to the previous menu.
[06:10:14]  Press count.
[06:10:15]  To connect live with this caller, press one.
[06:10:18]  To send an icebreaker.
[06:10:20]  Press one.
[06:10:20]  Please record your message.
[06:10:23]  Hey, what's up, baby?
[06:10:24]  I just got your message.
[06:10:25]  I unfortunately couldn't really make out what you're saying.
[06:10:29]  So get back to me.
[06:10:31]  Let me know what exactly you're looking for.
[06:10:34]  What brings you online, etc.
[06:10:36]  And, you know, maybe we can connect live or something, okay?
[06:10:40]  Thank you.
[06:10:41]  Here's your message.
[06:10:42]  Message delivered.
[06:10:44]  New caller close to you.
[06:10:45]  New caller.
[06:10:46]  Okay, what's up, guys?
[06:10:47]  You have a very shots of the spaniel.
[06:10:49]  We're gonna have some fun.
[06:10:53]  To connect live with this caller to send an icebreaker.
[06:10:57]  Well, please record your message.
[06:10:58]  Record after the tone.
[06:11:00]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:11:02]  Hey, what's up in the San Antonio area?
[06:11:05]  Looking to have some fun as well.
[06:11:07]  I've got the place to myself.
[06:11:10]  If you're DTF, let me know.
[06:11:11]  I'll let you know where I'm at and let me know what you're into.
[06:11:15]  Let me know the kind of fun you're looking to have.
[06:11:18]  Let me know.
[06:11:19]  Okay.
[06:11:20]  Serious business out here.
[06:11:22]  And if you're good enough, I might even throw a tip at you or something.
[06:11:26]  All right.
[06:11:27]  All right.
[06:11:28]  Here's your message.
[06:11:29]  Press one.
[06:11:30]  Message delivered.
[06:11:34]  Uh-oh.
[06:11:35]  Has sent you this message.
[06:11:38]  Actually, I have no cue if this is TV.
[06:11:41]  Well, mental feelings is all real.
[06:11:45]  I understand.
[06:11:46]  I don't take anything that's just saying personal because I understand that you may be mentally ill.
[06:11:52]  I can feel by the way you are screaming.
[06:11:54]  You seem to be very angry.
[06:11:56]  You seem to have some deep hurt.
[06:12:02]  You know, I'm not going to Robert E. Lee.
[06:12:07]  Make him your slave master.
[06:12:08]  I need some Moblax on the field.
[06:12:10]  Oh, come on, duven.
[06:12:13]  Press three.
[06:12:14]  Add this caller to send an icebreaker.
[06:12:16]  Last one, please.
[06:12:17]  Record your message.
[06:12:18]  Record after the tone.
[06:12:20]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:12:22]  Look, I know, Broad, that because you're accepting entitlements and you're allowed to get some free credits at the local community college or ITT tech or whatever, that now all of a sudden you think that you're going to try to get smart and you're going to try to throw some calm words at my ass.
[06:12:40]  Look, you were just talking mad garbage about getting hood brothers and getting this and getting that.
[06:12:46]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[06:12:48]  Unless you're going to talk that kind of shit, you better do shit.
[06:12:51]  You understand what I'm telling you?
[06:12:52]  Huh?
[06:12:53]  I mean, I ain't angry.
[06:12:55]  I literally want to get to your ass and give you a fucking slap to the mouth because that's what most of you black bitches need.
[06:13:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:13:03]  I mean, all of you black bitches, you know, your fucking defense mechanism is to get loud and start throwing shit.
[06:13:10]  You need a good fucking slap to the fucking mouth.
[06:13:13]  So if you could please kindly point me in the direction of where you are, I'd be more than happy to give you that fucking slap and turn your black face into blurple, bitch.
[06:13:25]  Fucking goddamn stupid skankosaurus slut bag.
[06:13:28]  You better get back to me and better act gangsta and stop trying to act like you're pseudo-smart or some shit.
[06:13:35]  I know you're an ignorant, stupid, single-mother slut bag.
[06:13:38]  Stop trying to act like you're anything more than that, all right?
[06:13:42]  You're nothing more than a baby factory cum dumpster.
[06:13:45]  Look in the mirror and realize that, you fucking impoverished biach.
[06:13:50]  That's why you're trying to sell your dumb pussy on here, fucking whore.
[06:13:55]  Here's your message.
[06:13:56]  Press one at any time.
[06:13:57]  Message delivered.
[06:13:59]  All right, that's good.
[06:14:02]  All right, who else?
[06:14:03]  Anybody?
[06:14:04]  I girl too for you.
[06:14:05]  On here appearing my pussy.
[06:14:07]  Uh-oh.
[06:14:09]  Fuck for me.
[06:14:12]  Connect live with this to send an icebreaker.
[06:14:14]  Press more.
[06:14:15]  Please record your message.
[06:14:16]  Record after the tone.
[06:14:18]  Hit any key when you're done.
[06:14:20]  Yeah, you're playing with that fucking pussy, huh?
[06:14:24]  Yeah, just call me the coomer.
[06:14:26]  I'll fucking coom all over that fucking pussy.
[06:14:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:14:30]  Would you fucking come over here and I'll fucking leave a curve on your back and a tear in your fucking eye?
[06:14:37]  When I give you the fucking high hard one, I'll take you to fucking Space Mountain.
[06:14:41]  You'll never want to come down again.
[06:14:43]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[06:14:45]  I'll pull your hair.
[06:14:46]  I'll smack your ass until it's candy apple red.
[06:14:49]  I'll do all the goddamn things to you that no other man had the balls to do.
[06:14:54]  Do you understand that?
[06:14:57]  Get back to me if you're interested.
[06:14:59]  All right, connect live.
[06:15:01]  All right.
[06:15:01]  I'll give you a fucking phone banging session.
[06:15:03]  You'll never forget in your goddamn life.
[06:15:06]  Call me the coomer.
[06:15:07]  You understand that?
[06:15:08]  You fucking call me the coomer, motherfucker.
[06:15:12]  Here's your message.
[06:15:13]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:15:16]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[06:15:19]  Yeah, you're playing with that fucking pussy, yeah.
[06:15:23]  Yeah, just call me the coomer.
[06:15:25]  I'll fucking coom over that fucking pussy.
[06:15:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:15:29]  Would you fucking come over here and I'll fucking leave a curve on your back and a tear in your fucking eye?
[06:15:36]  When I give you the fucking high hard one, I'll take you to fucking Space Mountain.
[06:15:40]  You'll never want to come down again.
[06:15:42]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[06:15:44]  I'll pull your hair.
[06:15:45]  I'll smack your ass until it's candy apple red.
[06:15:48]  I'll do all the goddamn things to you that no other man have the balls to do.
[06:15:53]  You understand that?
[06:15:56]  Get back to me if you're interested.
[06:15:58]  All right, connect live.
[06:16:00]  All right.
[06:16:00]  I'll give you a fucking phone banging session.
[06:16:02]  You'll never forget in your goddamn life.
[06:16:05]  Call me the coomer.
[06:16:06]  You understand that?
[06:16:07]  You fucking call me the coomer.
[06:16:10]  Send your message of priority.
[06:16:11]  Press one.
[06:16:12]  Send it no.
[06:16:13]  And by the way, doova dude, thanks for the five.
[06:16:15]  And yeah, the Robert E. Lee joke.
[06:16:17]  And then Pastor BJ, lure them with religion.
[06:16:21]  You can cancel your message.
[06:16:22]  Press down.
[06:16:23]  Send it.
[06:16:23]  Message delivered.
[06:16:26]  Briano.
[06:16:28]  Uh-oh.
[06:16:28]  Has sent you this message.
[06:16:32]  You know, you, I really want to see you in person.
[06:16:36]  And you know what?
[06:16:36]  This thing, I got this little citizen on my phone.
[06:16:39]  So, bitch, when I pull up on your white crack ass and I get permanent to jump out that motherfucking call your ass, don't say nothing.
[06:16:46]  Yeah, I know exactly who I'm talking to.
[06:16:48]  I know exactly who the fuck you was.
[06:16:50]  And you see, all that bitch, all that shit that you talking, I'm telling you, I'm gonna see about that.
[06:16:57]  You're gonna see about all that real talk.
[06:16:59]  This ain't the motherfucking slave day, nigga.
[06:17:02]  This ain't the slave day.
[06:17:03]  You like because you white, you could do, you could do and say whatever the fuck you want to say.
[06:17:07]  All right, you little white bitch.
[06:17:09]  If I can stand you hoes right now, you fucking pink crack ass bitch.
[06:17:13]  I bet you your neck red right now, bitch ass nigga.
[06:17:17]  But you know what?
[06:17:18]  I got you.
[06:17:20]  I got you.
[06:17:21]  To connect live with this cop to send an icebreaker.
[06:17:24]  Please record your message.
[06:17:26]  Then what do you do?
[06:17:27]  Why don't you come on over here and do something, bitch?
[06:17:30]  I'm Darkseid Phil.
[06:17:31]  You don't know who the fuck I am.
[06:17:33]  Google me, bitch.
[06:17:34]  I bet you if I Googled you, it would show a big black hole.
[06:17:38]  That's all I would say.
[06:17:39]  That's all it would show, you stupid, dumb fucking bitch.
[06:17:42]  I bet you got five children that aren't even in your possession right now, and you're in here talking trash.
[06:17:48]  You fucking bitch, I ain't afraid of you.
[06:17:50]  I'm Dark Side Phil, bitch.
[06:17:52]  What are you gonna do about it?
[06:17:54]  You ain't gonna do shit.
[06:17:56]  All right.
[06:17:57]  I'm fucking popular.
[06:17:59]  I'm famous, bitch.
[06:18:01]  All right?
[06:18:02]  You ain't gonna do shit.
[06:18:03]  I got bodyguards that are gonna protect me.
[06:18:07]  I got black guys who protect me.
[06:18:09]  All right.
[06:18:10]  I got black guys with big dicks and 187 skills.
[06:18:15]  So if you want to talk your shit, you come at me, you fucking bitch.
[06:18:19]  Dark side Phil, DSP, Google me, you dumb fucking whore.
[06:18:24]  Fucking stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty, yellow, bubbly piss in it.
[06:18:30]  And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
[06:18:33]  Remember, I'm Darkseid Phil.
[06:18:36]  That's my name.
[06:18:37]  You respect me.
[06:18:39]  Google me, bitch.
[06:18:41]  Google me.
[06:18:43]  Here's your message.
[06:18:44]  Press one at any time to satisfy delivery.
[06:18:48]  Press two for normal delivery.
[06:18:50]  Well, what are you gonna do?
[06:18:51]  Why don't you come on over here and do something, bitch?
[06:18:54]  I'm dark side Phil.
[06:18:55]  You don't know who the fuck I am.
[06:18:57]  Google me, bitch.
[06:18:58]  I bet you if I Googled you, it would show a big black hole.
[06:19:02]  That's all it would say.
[06:19:03]  That's all it would show, you stupid, dumb fucking bitch.
[06:19:06]  I bet you got five children that aren't even in your possession right now, and you're in here talking trash.
[06:19:13]  You fucking bitch.
[06:19:14]  I ain't afraid of you.
[06:19:14]  I'm Darkseid Phil, bitch.
[06:19:17]  What are you going to do about it?
[06:19:18]  You ain't going to do shit.
[06:19:20]  All right.
[06:19:21]  I'm fucking popular.
[06:19:23]  I'm famous, bitch.
[06:19:25]  All right.
[06:19:26]  You ain't going to do shit.
[06:19:27]  I got bodyguards that are going to protect me.
[06:19:31]  I got black guys who protect me.
[06:19:33]  All right.
[06:19:34]  I got black guys with big dicks and 187 skills.
[06:19:39]  So if you want to talk your shit, you come at me, you fucking bitch.
[06:19:43]  Dark side Phil, DSP, Google me, you dumb fucking whore.
[06:19:48]  Fucking stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it.
[06:19:54]  And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
[06:19:57]  Remember, I'm Darkseid Phil.
[06:20:00]  That's my name.
[06:20:02]  You respect me.
[06:20:03]  Google me, bitch.
[06:20:05]  Google me.
[06:20:06]  To send your message with priority, prep message delivered.
[06:20:10]  Hello everybody, this is Liam.
[06:20:16]  Oh my god.
[06:20:22]  Oh, my God.
[06:20:27]  What the hell is this bitch talking about?
[06:20:32]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:20:36]  Hey, DSP here.
[06:20:38]  It sounds like you're deep-throating the phone, bitch.
[06:20:40]  So, why don't you deep-throat my cock?
[06:20:44]  Here's your message.
[06:20:45]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:20:48]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[06:20:51]  Hey, uh, DSP here.
[06:20:53]  It sounds like you're deep-throating the phone, bitch.
[06:20:55]  So, why don't you deep-throat my cock to send your message with priority?
[06:20:59]  Message delivered.
[06:21:01]  Uh-oh!
[06:21:02]  I sent you this message.
[06:21:05]  Hey, what's up?
[06:21:06]  Look at him, tell me.
[06:21:07]  How big is your dick?
[06:21:09]  Oh, to connect live with this collar, press one, reply to send an icebreaker.
[06:21:14]  Press one, please record your message.
[06:21:17]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:21:18]  Just got your message.
[06:21:20]  I got a nine and a half.
[06:21:21]  I am cut, by the way.
[06:21:23]  So, you know, it's pretty thick.
[06:21:25]  Got a nice mushroom head, big ball sack.
[06:21:30]  What I love about it is when I put it all the way in, you can feel me balls deep.
[06:21:34]  I could probably reach your stomach.
[06:21:36]  So, if you want to take a ride on the old DSP special, let me know.
[06:21:43]  Here's your message.
[06:21:44]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:21:47]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[06:21:50]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:21:51]  Just got your message.
[06:21:53]  I got a nine and a half.
[06:21:54]  I am cut, by the way.
[06:21:56]  So, you know, it's pretty thick.
[06:21:58]  Got a nice mushroom head, big ball sack.
[06:22:03]  What I love about it is when I put it all the way in, you can feel me balls deep.
[06:22:07]  I could probably reach your stomach.
[06:22:09]  So, if you want to take a ride on the old DSP special, let me know.
[06:22:14]  MESSAGE DELIVERED.
[06:22:17]  Hey, this is February.
[06:22:18]  I'm from...
[06:22:20]  What?
[06:22:22]  This is old.
[06:22:26]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:22:30]  Hey, bitch, do I blow English?
[06:22:34]  Me no hablo Espanor.
[06:22:37]  Duquetis Choriso into Kulo.
[06:22:40]  Get back.
[06:22:42]  Here's your message.
[06:22:43]  Press one.
[06:22:44]  Message delivered.
[06:22:45]  Uh-oh.
[06:22:49]  Has sent you this message.
[06:22:53]  You can call me at 24-784-127.
[06:23:02]  Hold on.
[06:23:03]  What the hell is she?
[06:23:04]  She's giving me her number.
[06:23:07]  She's fucking giving me her fucking number for Christ's sake.
[06:23:11]  Holy shit.
[06:23:13]  This bitch was fucking giving me her fucking number.
[06:23:16]  W Firehorn 180-185.
[06:23:20]  Oh, my God.
[06:23:21]  I had to get rid of that.
[06:23:22]  I'm sorry, dude.

=== Indian Sake Number (14:40) ===

[06:23:26]  I'm sorry.
[06:23:26]  I had to, man.
[06:23:27]  This bitch was giving me her number.
[06:23:30]  have sent you this message.
[06:23:37]  Oh, shit.
[06:23:41]  Very, very horny.
[06:23:43]  Talk to me.
[06:23:45]  Oh, yeah.
[06:23:46]  To connect live with this car, press one.
[06:23:48]  Reply with a message to send an icebreaker.
[06:23:51]  Press one.
[06:23:52]  To send a message, please record your message.
[06:23:54]  Record after this.
[06:23:56]  Well, hey, what's going on?
[06:23:58]  I can tell that you're black, so you can just call me Master.
[06:24:02]  Call me Master.
[06:24:04]  I'm Robert E. Lee.
[06:24:05]  I just took control of your southern town.
[06:24:08]  And now what I'm going to do as a reward is wax that ass and give you the in-out, in-out.
[06:24:14]  And every time I pound that fucking black ass, I want you to say, yes, master, Robert E. Lee, you're my general, Robert E. Lee.
[06:24:24]  Yes, master.
[06:24:25]  And once you're doing that, I'm going to slap that fucking black ass and watch it jiggle while I'm pounding your ass.
[06:24:32]  And you're just going to be there and creaming in orgasmic pleasure because I'm devouring you.
[06:24:38]  And I'm going to pretend that I'm other southern soldiers from the Confederacy having a fucking gangbang on that beautiful fucking black ass.
[06:24:47]  All right.
[06:24:48]  That's right, baby.
[06:24:49]  All right, here.
[06:24:49]  Let me smack it.
[06:24:50]  Give me your ass.
[06:24:51]  Give me that ass.
[06:24:52]  Give me that fucking ass.
[06:24:53]  Give me that.
[06:24:55]  Fucking.
[06:24:56]  I'm your master.
[06:24:58]  Ah!
[06:24:59]  Ah!
[06:25:01]  That's right, bitch.
[06:25:04]  Get back, all right?
[06:25:06]  Get back for Christ's sake.
[06:25:08]  Here's your message.
[06:25:09]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:25:12]  Or press two for normal situations.
[06:25:14]  Just send it.
[06:25:15]  Just send it.
[06:25:16]  Oh, y'all.
[06:25:16]  So 37-year-old white female.
[06:25:21]  What the hell?
[06:25:22]  Nice with the Indian.
[06:25:24]  Indian.
[06:25:25]  I'm Garcon.
[06:25:26]  I wear 190.
[06:25:28]  Here, she's an Indian.
[06:25:30]  Send an icebreaker.
[06:25:31]  Please record your message.
[06:25:33]  Are you an Indian as an American Indian, or are you an Indian as in from India?
[06:25:40]  If you're an American Indian, I would love for you to be Pocahontas.
[06:25:44]  And I'm Captain John Smith, and I just raided your village.
[06:25:49]  And right now, I'm just giving you the old in-out, in-out, and taking those goddamn fucking chief slapahoe feathers and putting them where the sun don't shine and showing you what a real man is supposed to be like.
[06:26:02]  All right.
[06:26:02]  If that sounds like something you're interested in, get back.
[06:26:05]  And by the way, if you're an Indian from India, forget about it.
[06:26:09]  You people stink.
[06:26:10]  I don't want anything to do with that.
[06:26:12]  Anyway, thank you.
[06:26:13]  Here's your message.
[06:26:15]  Message.
[06:26:17]  Oh, God.
[06:26:19]  Uh-oh.
[06:26:20]  Has sent you this message.
[06:26:23]  I could tell by that whole message, you fat and you nasty.
[06:26:26]  You ain't no motherfucking famous.
[06:26:28]  What you don't, what you finna be is homeless, my nigga.
[06:26:31]  Don't, don't, don't do all that.
[06:26:33]  Like I said, this ain't no motherfucking slave days.
[06:26:35]  It ain't the slave days.
[06:26:37]  You think because you white, you can say and do whatever the fuck you want to do?
[06:26:41]  Bitch, if you was in my motherfucking face, you wouldn't call me none of that shit.
[06:26:45]  Because I get a nigga to handle that for real.
[06:26:49]  Real talk.
[06:26:50]  You thank you that nigga, dark side Phil.
[06:26:52]  I'm a Google yo ass.
[06:26:55]  I'm a Google you.
[06:26:56]  I'm a show for sure.
[06:26:57]  Oh!
[06:26:59]  That's the problem.
[06:27:00]  Bitch, you white ass.
[06:27:01]  You don't know how to stay in y'all motherfucking place.
[06:27:03]  And you say, cause you getting loud, you think that shit scares somebody?
[06:27:07]  Dark side, dark side, Phil, whatever the fuck you think your name was.
[06:27:11]  You famous.
[06:27:12]  What the fuck are you doing on the channel like this?
[06:27:14]  With your face?
[06:27:15]  Oh, my God.
[06:27:15]  You can't get no pussy.
[06:27:18]  All right.
[06:27:19]  Five chariot, bitch, try none.
[06:27:21]  And bitch, I'm a good.
[06:27:23]  Oh, my God.
[06:27:24]  Connect live with this collar.
[06:27:26]  Press one to send an icebreaker.
[06:27:28]  Please record your message.
[06:27:30]  That's right, bitch.
[06:27:32]  Google me, DSP Dark Side Phil.
[06:27:35]  Okay?
[06:27:36]  I'm the biggest thing on the internet right now, for Christ's sake.
[06:27:39]  Are you kidding me?
[06:27:40]  I'm getting millions of dollars from Twitch right now for just playing nothing but video games, okay?
[06:27:48]  And what are you doing?
[06:27:49]  You're sitting on the internet rattling your fucking tin can looking for donations so that we can get pictures of your dumb black hole.
[06:27:58]  All right?
[06:27:59]  Look, you ain't gonna do shit.
[06:28:02]  Your brothers from the hood ain't gonna do shit.
[06:28:04]  All right.
[06:28:05]  I've got a whole bunch of black guys that watch my back with big dicks and 187 skills.
[06:28:12]  So if you want to come over here and try to try old DSP over here, then bring it on, bitch.
[06:28:18]  You think I'm afraid?
[06:28:20]  You think I'm afraid of it?
[06:28:21]  I'm not afraid of anything, for Christ's sake.
[06:28:23]  Are you shitting me?
[06:28:25]  I'm not afraid of anything.
[06:28:28]  Fucking dumb fucking broad.
[06:28:29]  I'm telling you right now.
[06:28:31]  You fucking Google me.
[06:28:32]  You better Google me, bitch.
[06:28:33]  All right.
[06:28:34]  Look at all the fucking millions of people that I have following me.
[06:28:38]  And who the fuck are you?
[06:28:39]  You can't even get somebody to buy your pussy videos.
[06:28:43]  You stupid stankosaurus slut bag.
[06:28:45]  Sit there and fucking bow down to Darkside Phil.
[06:28:49]  The next goddamn message I want to hear from you is you fucking bowing down to DSP, Darkside Phil.
[06:28:57]  Do you understand that?
[06:28:58]  You fucking goddamn tar baby.
[06:29:02]  Message.
[06:29:03]  Press one at any time.
[06:29:13]  All right, that's enough.
[06:29:16]  Can't you get it?
[06:29:19]  To send an icebreaker.
[06:29:20]  Please record your message.
[06:29:22]  Record.
[06:29:23]  Uh, hey, what the fuck did you say, bitch?
[06:29:27]  Here's your message.
[06:29:28]  Message delivered.
[06:29:30]  You have a message from a caller who has left the line.
[06:29:37]  Because I don't get all the message talking about you, black guys, or whatever comment you made.
[06:29:45]  I just know that you are racist.
[06:29:48]  Like I said, I can still get you a missing eel.
[06:29:52]  Hopefully, now I'm racist.
[06:29:55]  Stay away from people.
[06:29:56]  You sound really hurt and angry.
[06:29:59]  Let alone.
[06:30:00]  Stop being thrown in the phone.
[06:30:05]  I mean, I don't know.
[06:30:07]  This bitch is not even on the line anymore.
[06:30:09]  She's not even on the line anymore.
[06:30:11]  Hey, guys.
[06:30:13]  Calling out the urban Texas area.
[06:30:16]  And a little bit about myself.
[06:30:18]  I'm looking for a big black dick that I can suck on a regular basis.
[06:30:23]  One person that's got nine inches of bigger long and size.
[06:30:30]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:30:34]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:30:34]  I'm Darkside Phil here.
[06:30:36]  And I heard that you wanted a black dick to suck.
[06:30:39]  What I have to ask you is: why does it have to be a black dick?
[06:30:43]  Are you afraid that because of the high statistics of black men and STDs and HIV rates?
[06:30:50]  I mean, don't you think that you should be maybe going after, I don't know, white dick, Asian dick?
[06:30:57]  I don't know.
[06:30:58]  I'm just asking, all right?
[06:31:00]  Because, you know, I'm just trying to look out for you.
[06:31:02]  I don't want you to become a diseased whole that no one's going to want, and you're going to smell like rotting fish every time, you know, you get a little sweaty down there.
[06:31:12]  So I'm just trying to look out for you, baby, okay?
[06:31:14]  Don't get mad at me.
[06:31:17]  There's your message.
[06:31:18]  Press message delivered.
[06:31:20]  Uh-oh.
[06:31:20]  You have a message from a caller who has left the line.
[06:31:24]  Oh, my God.
[06:31:25]  And my pussy fillet.
[06:31:28]  Uh-oh.
[06:31:29]  Oh, please tell me more.
[06:31:32]  I'm only 19.
[06:31:34]  My stats, ball pink pussy.
[06:31:37]  What the fuck?
[06:31:38]  Hold you.
[06:31:40]  Tell me more.
[06:31:41]  I'm gonna use your cock this message because they're not around.
[06:31:47]  Repeat this message and menu choices.
[06:31:49]  They're not on the line anymore.
[06:31:51]  Using the connector.
[06:31:52]  Press the star.
[06:31:53]  Hey, I want to know if this is me.
[06:31:55]  I'm not the gallery spoken scary.
[06:31:59]  I can't even hear this bitch.
[06:32:00]  What is it?
[06:32:01]  You have a message from a caller who has left the line.
[06:32:08]  I'm like, anyways, hey, talk and walk here.
[06:32:12]  I've got to get out of here.
[06:32:14]  What?
[06:32:17]  You can call me a 2-1-4.
[06:32:19]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[06:32:21]  This is the free amount of hair on the floor.
[06:32:23]  Jesus.
[06:32:24]  These fucking bitches are all free giving their numbers out and shit.
[06:32:28]  To connect live with this caller, press one.
[06:32:30]  Send a message or that gentleman, you reach little mama, a very sexy, independent, intelligent, outgoing, and classy single Latina lady calling out of the Amerilla, Texas area.
[06:32:44]  A little bit about me.
[06:32:45]  I stand 4'9.
[06:32:47]  I weigh 125.
[06:32:49]  4'9.
[06:32:50]  Long hair, but I'm not.
[06:32:52]  I am small and picky, but I do have to send an icebreaker.
[06:32:55]  Please record your message.
[06:32:58]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:33:00]  I'm really glad I came across your message.
[06:33:03]  I've always wanted to have sexual relations with a midget.
[06:33:08]  And let me ask you a few questions.
[06:33:10]  It sounds like you're 5'9, so you're one of the taller midgets.
[06:33:14]  So does that mean that your hand doesn't come out your armpit and shit?
[06:33:18]  You know, that you've actually got like some arms.
[06:33:22]  You know, you don't.
[06:33:23]  Look, I know this is like very fucked up kind of questions, but I just have to ask.
[06:33:28]  I mean, you're not one of those midgets that like have like a little Tonka toy body, and then like there's like a fucking 78-pound fucking head that's on top of that.
[06:33:37]  Anyway, let me know, and then we'll get down to talking a little bit more for Christ's sake.
[06:33:42]  All right.
[06:33:44]  Here's your message.
[06:33:45]  Press one at any time.
[06:33:46]  Just message delivered.
[06:33:50]  Hey, Katie has sent you this message.
[06:33:55]  Trust me, I could never get out of it.
[06:33:58]  So I just pay it done.
[06:34:00]  I mean, I'm paying no attention at all.
[06:34:03]  Have a great day.
[06:34:05]  Good morning.
[06:34:08]  To connect live with this collar to send an icebreaker.
[06:34:11]  Please record your message.
[06:34:13]  Hey, bitch, I couldn't understand what you were saying because you're deep throating the phone.
[06:34:19]  I don't know if you're talking garbage or maybe you're throwing a couple of fists in your pussy thinking that I, you know, going to have some kind of phone banging session with you.
[06:34:27]  Whatever it is, why don't you speak clearly and pretend the phone is not your daddy Schlong.
[06:34:33]  All right, Biach?
[06:34:35]  Here's your message.
[06:34:36]  Press one.
[06:34:37]  That message delivered.
[06:34:39]  Hey, fellas.
[06:34:40]  Good morning.
[06:34:40]  How you doing?
[06:34:41]  This is Lexus.
[06:34:42]  I'm calling from the Dallas East area.
[06:34:45]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[06:34:46]  We can't even understand this bitch.
[06:34:48]  Brianna.
[06:34:49]  Uh-oh.
[06:34:50]  Has sent you this message.
[06:34:52]  Oh.
[06:34:54]  Why you keep saying you got a whole bunch of black guys with big dicks?
[06:34:59]  You're sounding gay and you sound so fucking white.
[06:35:02]  Like, oh, Lord.
[06:35:05]  This white.
[06:35:06]  I can't stand you, white-ass motherfuckers.
[06:35:08]  I can't stand you, white-ass bitches.
[06:35:12]  Y'all pigs and y'all fucking nasty.
[06:35:14]  I can't stand you, bitches.
[06:35:16]  And the next white bitch I see, gonna get slapped.
[06:35:19]  I promise, just because of your fat ass.
[06:35:21]  You love fat ass motherfucking kid.
[06:35:24]  I can't stand you, bitches.
[06:35:25]  I hope all you bitches just burn the fuck up.
[06:35:27]  This ain't the motherfucking slave days, bitch.
[06:35:31]  We're in 2019, bitch.
[06:35:32]  I promise you.
[06:35:34]  And you think the black niggas that your bodyguards, you think they're gonna let you do something to me, bitch?
[06:35:40]  And I'm black, you got me fucked up, bitch.
[06:35:43]  All black lives matter, bitch.
[06:35:45]  When it comes down to you white-ass motherfuckers, we won't give a fuck about you pigs.
[06:35:49]  Nasty ass cold.
[06:35:50]  I'm gonna spit on the next white bitch I see.
[06:35:52]  I promise you I will.
[06:35:54]  Just because you're fat ass, nasty bitch.
[06:35:57]  To connect live to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:36:02]  Look, bitch, you're not gonna do shit to the next white bitch you see.
[06:36:05]  You know what you're gonna do?
[06:36:06]  You're gonna keep soliciting men on the internet for your dumb black hole.
[06:36:11]  Nobody's want to give you any money on your cash app.
[06:36:14]  And that's why you're pissed off at me, you dumb fat fucking black biatch.
[06:36:18]  And let me tell you something.
[06:36:20]  I've got a bunch of black guys that watch my back that are my bodyguards with big dicks and 187 skills.
[06:36:27]  All right, so if you want to come at me, come and get some for Christ's sake.
[06:36:30]  And let me tell you something.
[06:36:32]  I would slap you upside your goddamn hair hat-wearing head right in front of my black bodyguards.
[06:36:39]  You know what they're going to do?
[06:36:40]  They're going to laugh at you.
[06:36:41]  They're going to laugh at you.
[06:36:42]  You want to know why?
[06:36:43]  Because my black bodyguards don't like black women.
[06:36:46]  All right.
[06:36:46]  They all got white, blonde hair, blue-eyed women.
[06:36:49]  And you want to know why?
[06:36:50]  Just listen to your dirty, filthy, ignorant-mouthed self and the shit you've been talking to me.
[06:36:56]  That's why your black man don't want to have nothing to do with your black, stupid, skankosaurus ass.
[06:37:03]  All right?
[06:37:04]  So take you and your unbelievable hair hat and your stupid, dumb fucking attitude and get the fucking hell on, bitch.
[06:37:12]  Yo, black man don't even want your ugly, dumb fucking ass.
[06:37:17]  All right?
[06:37:17]  So wake up and smell the coffee.
[06:37:19]  Hey, remember the first black president, Barack Obama?
[06:37:23]  You know he's half white, right?
[06:37:25]  Huh?
[06:37:26]  Look at the two presidents that are running right now.
[06:37:29]  The two black people running for president.
[06:37:31]  All right.
[06:37:31]  They're both what?
[06:37:33]  Half white, right?
[06:37:35]  So sit there and shut your goddamn ass up, man.
[06:37:38]  We're taking over your race, bitch.
[06:37:41]  So come and get some, man.
[06:37:43]  Fucking dumbass bitch over here talking garbage.
[06:37:46]  We're taking over your race.
[06:37:48]  All right?
[06:37:49]  Barack Obama was our boy.
[06:37:51]  So why don't you do what you're supposed to do?
[06:37:55]  Shit a banana out of your ass or whatever it is that you do on film and shut the fuck up.
[06:38:02]  You ain't gonna do shit.
[06:38:04]  You ain't gonna do shit, bitch.

=== Callers Line Dirty (15:07) ===

[06:38:07]  Here's your message.
[06:38:08]  Message delivered.
[06:38:14]  Jesus Christ.
[06:38:17]  Hey, Katari has sent you this message.
[06:38:21]  Wow, it must come to really being easy that you resort eating on the chat line because you aren't giving any messages.
[06:38:31]  You send other people messages for fun and you're probably 50 years old.
[06:38:37]  You better.
[06:38:38]  You poor, poor, pathetic excuse of a man.
[06:38:44]  To connect live with this cop to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:38:49]  Bitch, shut the fuck up and eat my dick up till you hiccup, bitch.
[06:38:54]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[06:38:57]  All right?
[06:38:58]  You're on here looking for a goddamn man for Christ's sake, putting a couple of fingers up your snatch, hoping somebody will give you a wham-bam thank you, ma'am, session over the fucking telephone, all right?
[06:39:09]  Stop getting on your soapbox like you are of any kind of moral authority here, you dumb fucking whore.
[06:39:16]  All right, do your job, bend over, and make little funny noises with your orifices for Christ's sake.
[06:39:22]  Amuse me for Christ's sake, you dumb Biach.
[06:39:25]  Amuse me.
[06:39:26]  Do something for Christ's sake.
[06:39:28]  I bet your dumb ass can't even cook a meal, can't you, huh?
[06:39:32]  I bet your dumb ass can't even clean anything, can't you?
[06:39:35]  I could smell you from here for Christ's sake.
[06:39:37]  You smell like some sick-ass rotting salmon.
[06:39:40]  You smell like a fucking bad period, Biach.
[06:39:45]  Here's your message.
[06:39:46]  Message delivered.
[06:39:48]  Hi, what's going on?
[06:39:49]  Calling from the Houston Gallery area.
[06:39:52]  I am 5-5.
[06:39:54]  I'm white.
[06:39:56]  Way 155.
[06:39:58]  Fatty.
[06:39:58]  Fatty.
[06:39:59]  It's Nane.
[06:40:00]  Calling from the Tulsa area.
[06:40:03]  You've heard all the callers who are on the line right now.
[06:40:06]  Now you'll hear callers who were recently on the line and closest to you.
[06:40:10]  Messages you send will be waiting for them the next time they call in.
[06:40:14]  To hear your closest callers who are on the line now, press five at any time.
[06:40:18]  Press five.
[06:40:19]  There are new callers on the line close to you right now.
[06:40:22]  To hear other callers close to you who just left the line, press one.
[06:40:26]  Or for callers you can chat with right now from further away.
[06:40:29]  Press two.
[06:40:31]  There we go.
[06:40:34]  Okay, so I can't understand this fucking.
[06:40:41]  My name is Molly.
[06:40:42]  I'm 5'3.
[06:40:43]  I'm 22 years old.
[06:40:45]  I'm on the Northwest South House.
[06:40:48]  And I am a teen with a big old booty.
[06:40:51]  Got a pretty little pussy that loves to get pounded.
[06:40:55]  Molly.
[06:40:58]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:41:03]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:41:05]  I'm the Coomer here.
[06:41:06]  And yeah, I want to get at that fucking pussy here.
[06:41:10]  Yeah.
[06:41:11]  I want to get that fucking ass here.
[06:41:13]  Yeah, you got fucking dirty, fucking ripe ass area.
[06:41:17]  I'm the fucking coomer up in here.
[06:41:19]  Why don't you come over here and get me off?
[06:41:22]  Why don't you fucking do that, bitch?
[06:41:23]  Why don't you fucking do that now?
[06:41:25]  Fucking.
[06:41:26]  Ah!
[06:41:28]  Ah!
[06:41:30]  Here's your message.
[06:41:31]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:41:34]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[06:41:37]  Hey, what's going on?
[06:41:40]  I'm the coomer here.
[06:41:41]  And yeah, I want to get at that fucking pussy here.
[06:41:44]  Yeah.
[06:41:46]  I want to get at that fucking ass here.
[06:41:48]  Yeah.
[06:41:48]  You got a fucking dirty, fucking ripe ass area.
[06:41:52]  I'm the fucking coomer up in here.
[06:41:54]  Won't you come over here and get me off?
[06:41:56]  I want you to fucking do that, bitch.
[06:41:58]  I won't fucking do that now.
[06:41:59]  I'll fucking.
[06:42:04]  To send your message a priority, press one.
[06:42:06]  Message delivered.
[06:42:08]  Uh-oh.
[06:42:09]  Hey, get out me.
[06:42:11]  Has sent you this message.
[06:42:15]  Oh, so you're mad now.
[06:42:17]  You're mad.
[06:42:18]  Entertainment.
[06:42:21]  You make an ass out of yourself and it just entertains me.
[06:42:26]  And this bitch, the only word you know how to say.
[06:42:30]  And you're thinking you are insulting me when you hit me up talking to me because I didn't want to black a white dick.
[06:42:40]  Get out of here, you fucking idiot.
[06:42:42]  And hand yourself.
[06:42:44]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:42:48]  Yo, bitch, you sound like you've got a diseased, infested throat, or you've got to get some fat surgically extracted out of it.
[06:42:55]  What the fuck is wrong with your motherfucking voice, Bitch?
[06:42:59]  Jesus Christ.
[06:43:00]  I mean, can you hear yourself?
[06:43:02]  Hi, I'm over here.
[06:43:09]  Stupid, dumb, fucking broad.
[06:43:10]  No wonder you're looking for black dicks to suck.
[06:43:13]  Huh?
[06:43:14]  You're already got a diseased fucking throat for Christ's sake, man.
[06:43:18]  I mean, what you should do is go down to the clinic tomorrow and see how many infestations of fungi and viri are in your goddamn throat.
[06:43:29]  Sick, bitch, huh?
[06:43:30]  You can never clear your throat out.
[06:43:32]  Is that right?
[06:43:34]  Clear your throat out and talk to me right.
[06:43:36]  If not, sit there and shut up and eat a bean pie.
[06:43:40]  Here's your message.
[06:43:41]  Message delivered.
[06:43:43]  I'm a single white female.
[06:43:45]  My height is 5 feet 4.
[06:43:48]  I have reddish brown hair.
[06:43:50]  We sent that bitch a message.
[06:43:52]  Brianna.
[06:43:53]  Oh, shit.
[06:43:54]  Has sent you this message.
[06:44:01]  Oh, po baby.
[06:44:03]  You know what?
[06:44:04]  I know what it is.
[06:44:05]  You fat, you nasty, and you ugly.
[06:44:08]  You got a big boss by the middle of your head, and don't nobody like you.
[06:44:11]  So you trolling on this bitch.
[06:44:13]  I understand.
[06:44:14]  But you see what you're not going to do?
[06:44:16]  You're not going to troll me.
[06:44:17]  You're not going to troll me.
[06:44:19]  You're not.
[06:44:20]  So, what you need to do is go ahead, go with one of them little white hoes of your community, and uh go ahead and troll one of them because you see, Brianna, the bitch you're talking to right now, ain't gonna have none of that shit if that's really my name, bitch.
[06:44:36]  So, uh, go ahead, big Gucci bear, whatever the fuck you said your name was, all that shit.
[06:44:41]  I really don't give a fuck, but I could see right through your little sloppy ass, you're nasty, you smell like shit.
[06:44:47]  I smell, I smell you through the clones.
[06:44:50]  You, you living in a tray, look, you got a dog outside that's a man-jazz dog.
[06:44:57]  You ain't got it like that.
[06:44:58]  I know, baby, you making millions on Twitch.
[06:45:02]  Why is you on the chat line?
[06:45:04]  Is what I'm trying to figure out, bitch.
[06:45:07]  Why to send an icebreaker?
[06:45:09]  Please record your message because I'm trying to look for a skank for Christmas, bitch.
[06:45:15]  All right, that's why I'm trying to look for a skank asaurus that I can floss in front of my fucking parents for Christmas, you dumb bitch.
[06:45:24]  And I sure as hell ain't gonna get no goddamn demo five tribal booty like yourself to prance around my fucking parents, bitch, all right.
[06:45:33]  And by the way, my name's Darkside Phil, bitch.
[06:45:36]  Get it fucking straight.
[06:45:37]  DSP, Darkside Phil, bitch.
[06:45:41]  Get it straight.
[06:45:43]  I make millions on Twitch for Christ's sake.
[06:45:46]  I could buy you.
[06:45:47]  You know that?
[06:45:48]  I could buy you right now.
[06:45:49]  I could say, look, bitch, what's your price?
[06:45:52]  And it's probably very low.
[06:45:54]  It's probably like a buck fifty or some shit.
[06:45:56]  All right.
[06:45:57]  You're like a $5 whore on nickel night.
[06:46:00]  Okay.
[06:46:00]  Let me tell you something.
[06:46:01]  It's probably pretty cheap.
[06:46:02]  And you know what you'll do?
[06:46:03]  You'll bend over.
[06:46:04]  You'll drop Trow.
[06:46:06]  You'll fucking open up that black hole.
[06:46:08]  And whatever I want to insert into that orifice, all right.
[06:46:12]  That's you're just going to have to sit there and take it, bitch.
[06:46:15]  All right.
[06:46:16]  Fucking dirty fucking bitch.
[06:46:19]  I'm telling you, if you, I'm not trolling you.
[06:46:22]  If you think you've got the balls to come up to me, if you think you're that fucking gangster, well, then don't talk shit, do shit, bitch.
[06:46:29]  And by the way, Brianna, that's a white bitch name.
[06:46:33]  How you like that?
[06:46:34]  You can't even, I mean, whatever happened to your what?
[06:46:36]  Whatever happened to Shaniqua or Shaquel, huh?
[06:46:39]  Or Shanane, or whatever the fuck you fucking want to put your whatever to those fucking shits here.
[06:46:45]  By the way, here, take a whiff of this while you're at.
[06:46:47]  Take a whiff of this shit.
[06:46:50]  Fucking suck that out of my ass, bitch.
[06:46:54]  Here's your message.
[06:46:55]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[06:47:01]  Because I'm trying to look for a skank for Christmas, bitch.
[06:47:05]  All right?
[06:47:07]  That's why I'm trying to look for a skank asaurus that I can floss in front of my fucking parents for Christmas, you dumb bitch.
[06:47:14]  And I sure as hell ain't gonna get no goddamn demo five tribal booty like yourself to prance around my fucking parents, bitch, all right?
[06:47:23]  And by the way, my name's Darkside Phil, bitch.
[06:47:26]  Get it fucking straight.
[06:47:27]  DSP, Darkside Phil, bitch.
[06:47:31]  Get it straight.
[06:47:33]  I make millions on Twitch for Christ's sake.
[06:47:36]  I could buy you.
[06:47:37]  You know that?
[06:47:38]  I could buy you right now.
[06:47:39]  I could say, look, bitch, what's your price?
[06:47:42]  And it's probably very low.
[06:47:44]  It's probably like a buck fifty or some shit.
[06:47:46]  All right.
[06:47:47]  You're like a $5 whore on nickel night.
[06:47:50]  Okay.
[06:47:50]  Let me tell you something.
[06:47:51]  It's probably pretty cheap.
[06:47:52]  And you know what you'll do?
[06:47:53]  You'll bend over.
[06:47:54]  You'll drop Trow.
[06:47:56]  You'll fucking open up that black hole.
[06:47:58]  And whatever I want to insert into that orifice.
[06:48:01]  All right.
[06:48:02]  That's, you're just going to have to sit there and take it, bitch.
[06:48:05]  All right.
[06:48:06]  Fucking dirty fucking bitch.
[06:48:09]  I'm telling you, if you, I'm not trolling you.
[06:48:12]  If you think you've got the balls to come up to me, if you think you're that fucking gangster, well, then don't talk shit.
[06:48:18]  Do shit, bitch.
[06:48:19]  And by the way, Brianna, that's a white bitch name.
[06:48:23]  Now, how you like that?
[06:48:24]  You can't even.
[06:48:24]  I mean, whatever up under your what?
[06:48:26]  Whatever up to Shaniqua or Shaquel, huh?
[06:48:29]  Or Shanane, or whatever the fuck you fucking want to put your fucking shits.
[06:48:35]  Here, by the way, here, take away for this, Walier.
[06:48:37]  Take away from this shit.
[06:48:40]  Fucking suck that out of my ass, bitch.
[06:48:43]  Dr. Message is a priority.
[06:48:44]  Press what message delivered.
[06:48:46]  You call it close to you.
[06:48:48]  Oh, my God.
[06:48:51]  Oh, my God.
[06:48:55]  Oh, my God, dude.
[06:48:57]  Oh, my God.
[06:48:58]  Hey, get out of here.
[06:49:02]  You know what?
[06:49:03]  You said, what's wrong with my voice?
[06:49:05]  The same thing that made you send me a message is from where to you, idiot.
[06:49:10]  How does that make you look?
[06:49:12]  I'm just looking girl for you.
[06:49:14]  Who's with the blood, dude?
[06:49:16]  So that's what's wrong with my voice.
[06:49:19]  The same thing that made your dumbass send me a message, you idiot.
[06:49:24]  To connect live with this, to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:49:30]  I'm not too sure if you were talking to me in English, pigeon, or ebonics.
[06:49:35]  But either way, I couldn't understand because you don't know how to spoken, okay?
[06:49:40]  And that's pretty sad.
[06:49:41]  That's a testament to our fucking public education system when I can't even understand what fucking kind of language or variant of language that you're speaking.
[06:49:50]  All right.
[06:49:51]  So learn how to spoke and come back at me with something clear for Christ's sake, you fucking filthy moo cow.
[06:49:58]  Here's your message.
[06:49:59]  First message delivered.
[06:50:06]  Jesus Christ with this dumbbell.
[06:50:07]  Hi, what's going on?
[06:50:08]  Calling from the Houston gallery area.
[06:50:12]  I am by five.
[06:50:13]  The My Jesus Christ.
[06:50:16]  Hello.
[06:50:17]  This is your conversation.
[06:50:18]  I think we're about done here.
[06:50:22]  Let's just see if one of them.
[06:50:25]  Let's just see if they call Commander.
[06:50:30]  All right.
[06:50:30]  Shut this bitch up.
[06:50:32]  Listen, everybody.
[06:50:33]  Listen to me.
[06:50:37]  All right.
[06:50:37]  Shut it up.
[06:50:38]  All right.
[06:50:38]  I think we're done, dude.
[06:50:40]  Calling up the Irving, Texas area, and a little bit about myself.
[06:50:45]  Jesus Christ.
[06:50:47]  I think we're almost about done here, folks, okay?
[06:50:53]  I'm waiting for a reply.
[06:50:54]  For a lot of them, you have this little anxiety when you talk to girls.
[06:51:02]  What?
[06:51:06]  What the hell was that about?
[06:51:08]  Well, hey there.
[06:51:09]  Hello, this is Lisa over in the West Texas area.
[06:51:12]  Jesus Christ.
[06:51:13]  Oh, here we go.
[06:51:15]  Hey, get at me.
[06:51:16]  Uh-oh.
[06:51:17]  I sent you this message.
[06:51:19]  I don't understand because you don't know how to spoken, is what your dumbass just said.
[06:51:25]  And you're trying to tell me I don't know how to articulate myself correctly.
[06:51:31]  Is it not the pie calling a killer black?
[06:51:34]  Look, you little trailer park trash.
[06:51:36]  Go back to whatever country, damn or place you came from and crawl her in your trailer and run over yourself.
[06:51:44]  Because you waste a fucking human life, you idiot.
[06:51:47]  How is that?
[06:51:48]  What's that coke?
[06:51:49]  West English.
[06:51:52]  To connect live with this cop to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[06:51:57]  Baby, I can't understand you with your fucking AIDS yogurt throat.
[06:52:02]  Okay?
[06:52:03]  You've got AIDS yogurt throat.
[06:52:05]  I can't fucking understand a word you're saying for Christ's sake, okay?
[06:52:08]  So why don't you speak a little bit louder, a little bit clearer, and clear the goddamn AIDS in your throat out so we can understand you.
[06:52:17]  Learn how to spoke in, Biach.
[06:52:19]  Give us your message.
[06:52:21]  Press one.
[06:52:21]  Message delivered.
[06:52:24]  I love that.
[06:52:24]  Let's get all crazy.
[06:52:26]  I got Christ.
[06:52:28]  Hey, it's Nami.
[06:52:29]  Calling from the Tulsa area.
[06:52:32]  You've heard all the callers who are on the line right now.
[06:52:35]  Now you'll hear callers who were recently on the line and closest to you.
[06:52:39]  Messages you send will be waiting for them the next time they call in.
[06:52:43]  Because they're your closest callers who are on the line now.
[06:52:46]  Press five at any time.
[06:52:52]  You've heard the callers that are closest to you.
[06:52:54]  To hear other callers close to you who just left the line.
[06:52:57]  That's about it.
[06:52:58]  All right.
[06:52:58]  We're going to go ahead and end because I'm about to run out of batteries on the phone, believe it or not, that I'm calling this in.
[06:53:04]  So we're going to end the goddamn fucking date line.
[06:53:10]  All right.
[06:53:10]  We're already on seven fucking hours.

=== Passed Away Dad (15:30) ===

[06:53:14]  And I think that's about it, dude.
[06:53:17]  Okay.
[06:53:17]  As a matter of fact, I'll do a couple of shout-outs.
[06:53:19]  How about that?
[06:53:20]  I'll do a couple of shout-outs out here for you folks.
[06:53:23]  And then I'm going to fucking go because Jesus Christ, man.
[06:53:27]  It's seven fucking hours that I've been conducting this broadcast.
[06:53:31]  All right.
[06:53:31]  So let's go ahead and do this.
[06:53:34]  And let's not waste any time about it here, okay?
[06:53:39]  Let's not waste any time about it.
[06:53:41]  All right.
[06:53:41]  All right.
[06:53:41]  Now, I'm doing shout-outs.
[06:53:44]  I don't know if I can do it.
[06:53:45]  I'm not doing fucking radiography.
[06:53:47]  It's 4.10 in the morning, you fucking idiot.
[06:53:50]  All right.
[06:53:51]  I mean, I just did fucking the date line for Christ's sake.
[06:53:54]  All right.
[06:53:55]  Look, don't bitch.
[06:53:56]  Or I'm just fucking ending the show now.
[06:53:59]  Don't bitch.
[06:54:01]  Fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
[06:54:03]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[06:54:05]  Let's go ahead and get to some forum shout-outs.
[06:54:08]  There's the shout-out poster.
[06:54:09]  There's Cut Myself Laughing.
[06:54:11]  Did anyone know that Ghost once did the vocals for the band Allison Change during a live concert?
[06:54:16]  Go fuck off, dude.
[06:54:18]  All right, go fuck off making fun of Lane Staley like that.
[06:54:21]  We got Flamin' Creation.
[06:54:24]  Hey, Ghost, hope you didn't mind me doing a little self-advertising.
[06:54:27]  Being today a small business Saturday, I'm having a sale on nearly all the gloves I offer.
[06:54:33]  If anyone is interested in, feel free to contact me.
[06:54:36]  I plan to build a glove for you sometime.
[06:54:38]  Cheers.
[06:54:39]  Hey, thank you very much, dude.
[06:54:40]  I appreciate it.
[06:54:41]  What is this?
[06:54:42]  What is this?
[06:54:43]  Oh, he's just showing off.
[06:54:45]  Man, not too bad.
[06:54:45]  Not too bad at all.
[06:54:47]  Anal sausages.
[06:54:48]  Just listening to my favorite show on the internet while drinking my face off and listening to my new CD.
[06:54:53]  Cheers, ghosts.
[06:54:54]  Have a great weekend.
[06:54:56]  And cheers to you, anal sausages.
[06:54:58]  Check them out, dude.
[06:54:58]  Oh, shit.
[06:54:59]  Look at that.
[06:55:00]  And that's badass German beer, by the way.
[06:55:02]  Cheers to you.
[06:55:03]  We got boat.
[06:55:04]  And what the hell is this?
[06:55:06]  H, what the hell is this?
[06:55:07]  Attendance by month.
[06:55:09]  What the hell is that?
[06:55:10]  Wait a minute.
[06:55:10]  Are you talking about my show?
[06:55:13]  Are you talking about attendance?
[06:55:14]  I'm like, go fuck off, boat.
[06:55:16]  All right.
[06:55:17]  I'm a machine, ghost, 2019.
[06:55:20]  You fucking asshole.
[06:55:22]  You fucking dickheads.
[06:55:24]  All right.
[06:55:24]  Go fuck off, boat.
[06:55:26]  We got Pettis GX.
[06:55:28]  Never forget the 91%.
[06:55:30]  And I don't even, y'all get this.
[06:55:32]  All right.
[06:55:32]  I don't even need to say it.
[06:55:34]  You get it.
[06:55:34]  You read it.
[06:55:36]  Jesus Christ.
[06:55:37]  What else we got?
[06:55:37]  We got Bob Albin.
[06:55:39]  Hello, Ghost.
[06:55:40]  Took me minutes to create my masterpiece of art from the top.
[06:55:45]  By the way, the second art project I didn't create, it was someone else's art on a website.
[06:55:50]  All right, what is this?
[06:55:52]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[06:55:54]  A cluster fuck of not just me, but some of the characters that have come along the way in the show.
[06:56:00]  And who the hell is this?
[06:56:02]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[06:56:03]  Fucking, look at these.
[06:56:04]  Look at this fan art.
[06:56:06]  Look at this fan art out here.
[06:56:07]  Who is this?
[06:56:08]  All furries are man children.
[06:56:10]  GX ghost, out of these four, which drawings of mine is your favorite?
[06:56:14]  The first is of you.
[06:56:16]  Second is of Mrs. Ghost.
[06:56:17]  Third is of Templeton.
[06:56:19]  Fourth is of Ghost in Vietnam.
[06:56:22]  What the hell is this?
[06:56:23]  Let's take a look.
[06:56:24]  Oh, Christ.
[06:56:27]  Are you kidding me?
[06:56:28]  This looks like, you know, this looks horrible, dude.
[06:56:32]  I'm sorry.
[06:56:33]  I appreciate the art.
[06:56:35]  All right.
[06:56:36]  But you're making me look like some fucking disgusting heathen or something.
[06:56:40]  And I don't appreciate it one bit.
[06:56:42]  All right.
[06:56:43]  I don't appreciate it.
[06:56:44]  We got I'm a machine, spider, spider, weave, weave.
[06:56:48]  This is actually a badass song.
[06:56:49]  Let's just play it for a second.
[06:56:50]  I like this song.
[06:56:53]  Illuminate.
[06:56:55]  Secret societies do exist.
[06:56:58]  Illuminate.
[06:57:00]  A secret society do exist.
[06:57:02]  Illuminate.
[06:57:05]  All right.
[06:57:06]  Thank you very much.
[06:57:07]  I'm a machine.
[06:57:08]  Keemscares.
[06:57:09]  Hey, ghosts, I can't believe you made two shows this week.
[06:57:12]  At this pace, you will win the laziest streamer award for sure.
[06:57:16]  Also, during your heated gaming moment, did you say the N-word and tell me the game?
[06:57:22]  Like a fuck off.
[06:57:23]  All right, what is this?
[06:57:25]  What is this?
[06:57:26]  Is that Hitler?
[06:57:28]  And what the hell is a three-foot day?
[06:57:30]  Weren't we just talking about midgets?
[06:57:32]  Weren't we just talking about midgets for Christ's sake?
[06:57:35]  Who is this?
[06:57:35]  Keem Scares?
[06:57:36]  Yeah, fuck you, Keemscares, you fucking son of a bitch.
[06:57:39]  All right, we got XWF1000 GX.
[06:57:42]  Hey, ghost, glad you're doing the troll show tonight.
[06:57:45]  And on side note, on the last week of October, my dad passed away.
[06:57:49]  Jesus Christ, sorry about that.
[06:57:51]  Was trying to mention it, but it trying, I guess you were saying not trying not to mention it, but because of the trolls messing with you and cause you're because you two not to do shout outs.
[06:58:05]  My shout out has been ignored for weeks and have decided not to do shout outs on weekdays because of them.
[06:58:12]  Also, fuck you, Tim McCrab, for trying to tell Ghost to ban me on the last troll show and also for calling me a baguette in Ghost's chat room, which I'm not.
[06:58:23]  Just for that, you're on my shit list, you bastard.
[06:58:27]  All right, well, it's sad to hear that your dad passed away.
[06:58:30]  Once again, man, time is the ultimate here.
[06:58:37]  Permavan XWF 1000 from the forums.
[06:58:40]  Like God, Permavan his dad from life.
[06:58:43]  Oh, dude.
[06:58:44]  No, don't, don't do that, Tim McCrab.
[06:58:46]  Come on.
[06:58:48]  Don't do that shit.
[06:58:51]  Anyway, we've got Texas History Teacher GX.
[06:58:54]  Hope you had a great weekend.
[06:58:55]  I'm not really into anime like other trolls, but I know a hot waifu when I see Jesus Christ.
[06:59:05]  All right, seriously, Samsung, you look good as a boomer, Hambone.
[06:59:10]  Is that supposed to be me?
[06:59:11]  Is that it?
[06:59:12]  That's fucking great.
[06:59:13]  We got Cochino Saturday night.
[06:59:16]  Saturday night.
[06:59:17]  Saturday night Two show.
[06:59:19]  What the fuck is Two Show?
[06:59:22]  We've got Yo Little Ghostie.
[06:59:24]  Yo, Little Ghosty.
[06:59:25]  This is your show summed up.
[06:59:27]  Old man yells at Cloud.
[06:59:29]  Fuck off, dude.
[06:59:30]  I'm yelling at you.
[06:59:31]  And you know who the fuck I'm talking to.
[06:59:34]  Bond Dayton, what kind of games will you play tonight?
[06:59:37]  Will you plan on adding a chat room constitution?
[06:59:40]  Will it be the same as the you?
[06:59:43]  What the fuck you talking about?
[06:59:44]  A chat room constitution.
[06:59:48]  Jesus Christ.
[06:59:49]  We got explosions and buff and buffalo stampedes in Texas.
[06:59:54]  All right, fuck off.
[06:59:55]  Type, happy shekelhog day.
[06:59:58]  If you think today will be nothing but ghost whoring for my fuck you, pylons, you fucking piece of shit.
[07:00:05]  Fuck this guy.
[07:00:07]  We got gotcha life.
[07:00:09]  Cheers.
[07:00:09]  And what the fuck is this?
[07:00:10]  Is this supposed to be me?
[07:00:12]  Is this supposed to be some kind of a fucking anime of me?
[07:00:16]  Anyway, we've got Miss AK.
[07:00:19]  Hey, Ghosty Cun.
[07:00:21]  When are you going to give the shit list some free merch?
[07:00:24]  Don't be green.
[07:00:25]  Fuck you.
[07:00:27]  All right.
[07:00:28]  And what is this?
[07:00:29]  Monkey noises.
[07:00:30]  Hey, ghost, I was playing this cool game and I have to marry one of these lovely women in it.
[07:00:35]  I can't decide.
[07:00:36]  Will you please help me?
[07:00:38]  Dude, get a life.
[07:00:39]  How about that shit?
[07:00:40]  Get a fucking life.
[07:00:42]  Fucking monkey noises and shit.
[07:00:44]  Get the fuck out of here and get a life.
[07:00:46]  We've got Bandito Snake Merchant.
[07:00:48]  GX, happy Saturday, ghost.
[07:00:50]  Quit being a little scambler or you're going to get the 6MG lump for...
[07:00:56]  What the fuck does that mean?
[07:00:59]  Oh, you fucking, you son of a bitch.
[07:01:03]  I know what you mean by that.
[07:01:04]  I'm not giving that any play for Christ's sake.
[07:01:07]  We've got Raptor Age76.
[07:01:09]  GX Ghost made some art plus a video that's around 24 seconds long that goes with it.
[07:01:15]  KKK meme.
[07:01:16]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[07:01:19]  Dude, I'm not a fucking racist, okay?
[07:01:21]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows that throughout the world, okay?
[07:01:28]  Anyway, we got Capitalist Donkey.
[07:01:30]  Can we agree that half of Ghost's viewers are sniffing fun dip?
[07:01:34]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[07:01:35]  It explains the chat room and everything aside from Dan's obsession with pedophiles.
[07:01:40]  Ooh.
[07:01:42]  Anime dude, 6-4.
[07:01:44]  Hey, GX, Mr. Sheckles.
[07:01:46]  And how that's fucked up.
[07:01:48]  Who the hell created that animation, dude?
[07:01:50]  That's fucked up, man.
[07:01:52]  That's fucked up.
[07:01:53]  And what is this?
[07:01:55]  Troll Deer sent to the hospital after damaging Yang's.
[07:02:00]  Fuck Andrew Yang, you fucking idiot.
[07:02:02]  Mr. Naggy Generation 7.
[07:02:06]  Is that supposed to be me?
[07:02:08]  Oh my God.
[07:02:09]  Dude, that's fucking disgusting for Christ's sake.
[07:02:12]  Green Pill Gary, R.I.P. Malcolm Young, greatest rhythm guitarist of all time, wrote almost every ACDC riff.
[07:02:20]  No shit, dude.
[07:02:20]  I love ACDC.
[07:02:22]  We got Twilly Atkins.
[07:02:23]  What up, GX in the chat?
[07:02:25]  Hope you're having a great show.
[07:02:26]  Here's some fucking shit.
[07:02:28]  It's 25.
[07:02:30]  Oh, my God.
[07:02:31]  Sorry to hear about your dad XWF.
[07:02:34]  At least now you won't be raped and your mom won't feel bad about seeing you.
[07:02:37]  Dude, no, come on.
[07:02:39]  Forrest Law.
[07:02:42]  Dude, come on.
[07:02:44]  Now you're a nigger.
[07:02:45]  No, fuck that.
[07:02:47]  Fuck Forrest Law.
[07:02:48]  That's fucked up, man.
[07:02:49]  Anyway, Twilly Atkins.
[07:02:51]  And take a look at that.
[07:02:53]  Take a look at that.
[07:02:54]  That is Chevis Regal, aged 25 years.
[07:02:58]  And there's the infamous autograph.
[07:03:00]  Remember that autograph?
[07:03:01]  That's going to be worth a lot of money.
[07:03:02]  Each and every one of them are numbered.
[07:03:05]  So cheers to Twilly Atkins, dude.
[07:03:08]  Really?
[07:03:08]  Cheers to Twilly Atkins.
[07:03:10]  We've got Bill Belichick.
[07:03:11]  Did you know America's team is 4-0 against the Cowboys under the Brady era?
[07:03:16]  Fuck up.
[07:03:16]  I don't want to talk about the Cowboys anymore.
[07:03:18]  All right.
[07:03:20]  All right.
[07:03:21]  Who is this?
[07:03:21]  We got Bex Hydroxy Butcher.
[07:03:25]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[07:03:27]  Anyway, that's supposed to be my filters, Call of Duty, whatever.
[07:03:31]  All right, we've got the happy merchant GX Kumler play Soul Calibur to be, are you kidding me?
[07:03:39]  All right.
[07:03:39]  Maybe I will.
[07:03:40]  Maybe I will.
[07:03:41]  Who knows?
[07:03:41]  We'll see what happens for Christ's sake.
[07:03:43]  Cheers to the happy merchant, by the way.
[07:03:45]  Here's Ennis Turtle, leaked of image of Ghost.
[07:03:48]  Dude, look at this.
[07:03:53]  We got Mr. BN King.
[07:03:54]  What's up, man?
[07:03:55]  Thanks for the show.
[07:03:56]  Have a good rest of the weekend.
[07:03:59]  Cheers.
[07:04:00]  Cheers to Mr. BN King.
[07:04:02]  We got Odd Eyes Magician.
[07:04:04]  Sup, Ghost.
[07:04:06]  And of course, you had to mix it with some anime bullshit, dude.
[07:04:08]  Fucking leave Trump and Anime.
[07:04:11]  Leave them separate, dude.
[07:04:12]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[07:04:15]  We got Tim McCrav.
[07:04:16]  Yay, more radio graffiti.
[07:04:19]  And are you making fun of the radio graffiti crowd with this, Tim McCrav?
[07:04:23]  Jesus Christ.
[07:04:24]  I can't believe people like that even exist.
[07:04:26]  And oh my God, what the hell, Taran?
[07:04:29]  Trannysaurus Rex.
[07:04:32]  Oh, my God.
[07:04:33]  Dude, look at this.
[07:04:34]  They're slight.
[07:04:35]  They're like skinning carrots.
[07:04:39]  Oh, my God, dude.
[07:04:41]  That's fucked up, dude.
[07:04:43]  That is the most stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.
[07:04:47]  Oh, my God.
[07:04:48]  Who is this?
[07:04:49]  Daniel Warren.
[07:04:50]  Good evening, Ghost.
[07:04:51]  Furries are disgusting and they need to be kicked out of society.
[07:04:54]  What the hell is this?
[07:04:55]  Prosecutor's boy sexually abused at furry parties by network of men.
[07:05:01]  Oh, Christ.
[07:05:04]  Oh, my God.
[07:05:05]  I'm telling you, furries are disgusting fucking human beings.
[07:05:08]  Sunburst unicorns.
[07:05:10]  Hey, ghosts, good show.
[07:05:11]  Dan and Duva need to fuck off with their drama.
[07:05:14]  They want to start shit and cause chaos in the community.
[07:05:17]  Well, fuck them.
[07:05:18]  All right.
[07:05:19]  Jesus Christ.
[07:05:20]  And how quaint that a white nationalist and Dan the Oracle has to get the aid of a black, a gay black man, by the way.
[07:05:28]  A gay black man.
[07:05:29]  Isn't it ironic?
[07:05:31]  Don't you think?
[07:05:33]  Anyway, crazy YouTube ninjas.
[07:05:35]  Sup ghost, how you doing, man?
[07:05:37]  We've got Bob Tom.
[07:05:39]  I thought what you said about on the last show, Ghost, and to be honest, I feel better.
[07:05:43]  So thank you.
[07:05:44]  And to you, Ghost, and everyone who shared their experience and advice about death and such.
[07:05:50]  It means a lot to me.
[07:05:51]  And for right now, I'm going to try to spend as much time as I can with my cat Ben, with whatever time he has left on this earth.
[07:05:58]  And when it comes time to death to come knocking at his door, I know it won't be easy to deal with and the pain will never truly go away.
[07:06:05]  And I know I'll break down and cry, but one way or another, fate arrives all the same.
[07:06:12]  And I'll always have these two songs to remember him by.
[07:06:15]  These two songs is what I listened to the day I got him.
[07:06:19]  So is this the cat here, dude?
[07:06:21]  Look at this.
[07:06:22]  Look at this poor cat, man.
[07:06:24]  Let me tell you, enjoy and appreciate him.
[07:06:27]  And try to get yourself prepared.
[07:06:29]  But in the end, I mean, nothing is going to prevent you from not hurting.
[07:06:34]  All right.
[07:06:34]  When you lose anything, you know, any kind of living organism that you've spent extensive amounts of time on, this is definitely going to hurt.
[07:06:44]  So it is what it is.
[07:06:46]  And also, late putting Indians in the oven day.
[07:06:50]  What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
[07:06:52]  You just said some shit about your cat.
[07:06:54]  Indians in the oven day.
[07:06:56]  Are you talking about Thanksgiving, dude?
[07:06:58]  Come on.
[07:06:59]  Come on.
[07:07:02]  Anyway, we got aesthetic GX.
[07:07:04]  And by the way, what was up with that fucking Carlos Milos bullshit?
[07:07:07]  I have no idea.
[07:07:09]  We got Spermy the Cat in the house.
[07:07:11]  What's up to Spermy the Cat?
[07:07:13]  We've got CIA Psyop Ghost.
[07:07:15]  Stop using the N-word.
[07:07:17]  Jesus Christ.
[07:07:18]  What the fuck is that?
[07:07:20]  What the hell is that?
[07:07:21]  Wipe out 213.
[07:07:22]  Hey, Ghost GX.
[07:07:24]  Speaking of Valve, here's my loadout before I completely get out of the forum since the ghost show turned into a bigger and more toxic ripoff of info.
[07:07:33]  Oh, fuck off.
[07:07:35]  All right, go fuck yourself, dude.
[07:07:37]  All right.
[07:07:38]  Here's Olive Yakslov.
[07:07:39]  Happy to see you back, man.
[07:07:41]  If I could, I know what game you are training on at the moment.
[07:07:45]  Thanks.
[07:07:46]  Cheers, and have a great day.
[07:07:47]  Oh, yeah.
[07:07:48]  You know what game?
[07:07:49]  What is this?
[07:07:51]  Pony Opera TX.
[07:07:52]  GX, that dateline discourse with that peaches, ghetto fied fried chicken bitch was off the chain.
[07:07:59]  Also, check out this cultured N-word.
[07:08:03]  A cultured, I mean, dude.
[07:08:08]  Enough.
[07:08:09]  All right.
[07:08:09]  Enough of this shit.
[07:08:10]  I've had enough.
[07:08:11]  Nafara822.
[07:08:12]  Hey, Ghost, did you check out Need for Madness?
[07:08:16]  Also, I recommend you listen to an album series called Dance Mania.
[07:08:21]  It consists of mainly Eurodance, but they had sub-series that dipped in other genres like disco, techno, and speed.
[07:08:30]  I also recommend Dance Mania 2 and Dance Mania Winters GX.
[07:08:36]  All right, I'll check these out.
[07:08:37]  Everybody out there that's interested, they'll probably check them out too.
[07:08:41]  All right, yeah, we already said pony fucking opera TX.
[07:08:44]  What is this?

=== Dance Mania Album (04:10) ===

[07:08:45]  Say Reagan backwards.
[07:08:48]  And what is this?
[07:08:49]  Hey, ghost, how was your November?
[07:08:50]  Mine was good.
[07:08:51]  Also, I heard you didn't do shout-outs on Thanksgiving, but I wanted to let you know one of Riley Welch's little comments.
[07:09:01]  It's time we banned him from your YouTube chat the next time.
[07:09:06]  I recommend you don't look up to what he's talking about.
[07:09:09]  It's pure cringe.
[07:09:10]  What is this?
[07:09:11]  Toy Story 1, 2, 3, and 4 is way better.
[07:09:14]  All right.
[07:09:15]  Whatever, dude.
[07:09:16]  All right.
[07:09:16]  We get it.
[07:09:17]  All right.
[07:09:17]  We got weaponry clerk.
[07:09:19]  Move on to the next weapon update.
[07:09:22]  And is this an idiot that, you know, superimposes my Corsair i-160 onto guns and shit?
[07:09:30]  Yeah, no, it's jukeboxes this time.
[07:09:33]  Oh, all right.
[07:09:34]  It's jukeboxes this time.
[07:09:35]  Wait a minute.
[07:09:36]  No, that, no, they still.
[07:09:37]  Look, they still integrated it.
[07:09:40]  They still integrated this shit.
[07:09:42]  Look at this.
[07:09:43]  They still integrated this crap.
[07:09:46]  Fucking jukebox.
[07:09:47]  You fucking idiots.
[07:09:48]  All right.
[07:09:48]  Last page, and we're out of here.
[07:09:51]  All right, Pettis, you still need to update your shit list.
[07:09:54]  Jackler GX image made by Captain Autism.
[07:09:58]  Let's play Hangman.
[07:09:59]  Yeah, that's real funny.
[07:10:00]  You've been causing a lot of drama there, Jackler.
[07:10:02]  You and Duva, dude.
[07:10:03]  I don't know what the hell the problem is.
[07:10:05]  There's the happy merchant.
[07:10:06]  There it is.
[07:10:07]  There's Cervantes.
[07:10:08]  That's Cervantes in Soul Caliber, dude.
[07:10:11]  Let's take a look at it.
[07:10:12]  It's Cervantes.
[07:10:17]  It is Cervantes.
[07:10:27]  That's a good character, dude.
[07:10:30]  Cervantes in Soul Caliber.
[07:10:33]  Anyway, folks, look, it's already going to be 4.30 in the morning.
[07:10:37]  We have been on 7 hours and 15 minutes, okay?
[07:10:41]  Now, I know I owe the Radio Graffiti crowd a little bit of time here.
[07:10:44]  So what I'm going to do this Monday, okay, this Monday, I'm going to have Radio Graffiti a little earlier.
[07:10:51]  It'll probably be within the second hour once again, all right?
[07:10:55]  I just can't do it, dude.
[07:10:57]  I just can't do it.
[07:10:58]  I'm up too late.
[07:11:00]  I've got to calm my ass down and prepare myself for Monday's episode.
[07:11:05]  And I will be on Monday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time on the YouTube channel.
[07:11:11]  And I promise you guys, look, I even said the word.
[07:11:14]  I promise, okay?
[07:11:16]  I promise you guys that I will do the radio graffiti early.
[07:11:20]  And that's all there is to it.
[07:11:23]  Okay.
[07:11:23]  Anyway, I'm getting out of here.
[07:11:25]  Don't bitch.
[07:11:26]  Don't piss and mode.
[07:11:27]  We've been here for seven hours and 16 minutes, for Christ's sake, man.
[07:11:32]  Anyway, once again, I will be back Monday for the Go Show on YouTube.
[07:11:38]  And we will conduct a very early radio graffiti, okay?
[07:11:42]  I promise, all right?
[07:11:44]  I said it.
[07:11:45]  All right.
[07:11:46]  Anyway, what a show on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[07:11:50]  What a show, baby.
[07:11:51]  Anyway, cheers to each and every one of you.
[07:11:54]  I will be back this Monday.
[07:11:56]  Make sure to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[07:12:00]  And by the way, the archive of this show should be on BitChute, if not later today, at least later this evening.
[07:12:07]  We shall see.
[07:12:08]  All right.
[07:12:09]  Anyway, cheers to all of you guys.
[07:12:10]  I've had a great time with you.
[07:12:12]  We are now in 4:30 a.m. mode.
[07:12:15]  I've only had two fucking beers and about three shots to drink.
[07:12:19]  So I'm going to go ahead and get my drinking session going on and make the most of whatever I have left of my Saturday and probably sleep the whole goddamn Sunday day away.
[07:12:29]  All right.
[07:12:30]  So anyway, cheers to everybody out here.
[07:12:32]  I had a great time with you guys.
[07:12:33]  Minus the drama.
[07:12:35]  Remember, save the drama for Obama.
[07:12:37]  We don't want none of that shit out here.
[07:12:39]  All right.
[07:12:40]  Anyway, I'm out of here.
[07:12:42]  I shall see you next time on the next Saturday Night Troll Show.
[07:12:46]  And of course, this Monday on the YouTube channel, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[07:12:52]  I'm out of here.
[07:12:56]  Woo!