True Capitalist Radio - Saturday Night Troll Show 18
Aired: 2021-06-26
Duration: 06:38:06


=== Saturday Night Troll Show (14:14) ===

[00:01:13]  Yeah, what's going on, baby?
[00:01:17]  My voice is barely alive, as you can see.
[00:01:22]  All right, I barely have a voice because of you sons of bitches, but you know what time it is.
[00:01:28]  It's the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
[00:01:36]  You're goddamn right, folks.
[00:01:38]  My voice is gone because of you last night.
[00:01:43]  And I'm telling you, I'm not too sure.
[00:01:46]  I'm not too sure how long we're going to be able to do this broadcast.
[00:01:49]  I'm going to be completely honest.
[00:01:51]  I don't know how long we're going to be able to do this damn broadcast because yours truly barely has a voice because of you stupid, sorry, Saxon troll terrorist crap last night.
[00:02:04]  So there it is.
[00:02:07]  But it's a Saturday Night Troll Show, folks.
[00:02:09]  Episode 18.
[00:02:11]  You're damn right, folks.
[00:02:14]  Episode 18.
[00:02:15]  And we are live and we're underground.
[00:02:18]  So make sure to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:24]  And let everybody, you know, let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is live.
[00:02:30]  And in effect, episode 18, baby.
[00:02:36]  You're damn right, baby.
[00:02:39]  Hold on.
[00:02:39]  We're already getting donos up in here.
[00:02:41]  Oh, no.
[00:02:42]  We haven't even started.
[00:02:45]  We haven't even started, for heaven's sake.
[00:02:50]  Anyway, let me go ahead.
[00:02:52]  Take this out of here.
[00:02:53]  Take the goddamn shit out of here.
[00:02:55]  Anyway, folks, thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:02:58]  Unfortunately, this is the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:01]  And oh, what the hell happened to the damn chat room?
[00:03:03]  All right, hold on.
[00:03:04]  We got to fix the chat room here.
[00:03:05]  My apologies, folks.
[00:03:07]  The engineer is not here tonight, so yours truly is at the helm by himself.
[00:03:12]  So let's go ahead and fix the chat room here.
[00:03:17]  And then we'll go ahead and move on to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:20]  My apologies once again, folks.
[00:03:21]  There it is right there.
[00:03:23]  Okay.
[00:03:24]  Now, my apologies to everybody who's listening to my voice and you can see or hear that's a little bit raspy.
[00:03:29]  The reason is, folks, is because I did a goddamn almost six-hour show yesterday.
[00:03:34]  All right, on Friday, the ghost show.
[00:03:36]  As a matter of fact, I did it on YouTube, and for whatever reason, it got copyright struck, whatever the hell it might be.
[00:03:43]  You can find, believe it or not, you can find the show yesterday, and I'm talking about Friday Night's Ghost Show.
[00:03:50]  You can find it at the location where the bit shoot is.
[00:03:53]  And hold on, let's replay this one dono here.
[00:03:56]  This is the dono that happened before the damn show started.
[00:04:00]  Oh my God.
[00:04:01]  Oh no.
[00:04:02]  Oh God.
[00:04:03]  I figured it was one of these motherfuckers.
[00:04:05]  All right.
[00:04:05]  All right.
[00:04:06]  I don't want to start episode eight of a Saturday Night Troll Show like that.
[00:04:10]  Now for you folks that don't know, put the PC shot on.
[00:04:13]  If you want to get to the BitChute archive of yours truly, you go to this ghost report.
[00:04:20]  You just type ghost report in your browser like that, HTTP little colon slash slash ghost dot report.
[00:04:27]  And then you go to this right here, the archive.
[00:04:30]  You click that archive right there, folks.
[00:04:32]  You get yourself into the bit shoot.
[00:04:34]  And there it is right there, episode 112 of the Ghost Show, last night's broadcast.
[00:04:40]  It's a Baller Friday on YouTube.
[00:04:42]  So it's just like that.
[00:04:43]  All right.
[00:04:44]  It's as simple as that.
[00:04:45]  So everybody out there knows what's going on here.
[00:04:48]  So thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:04:50]  We have a Saturday Night Troll Show here on Vaughan.live.
[00:04:54]  I want to thank everybody for tuning in to me.
[00:04:56]  Once again, it is episode number 18.
[00:04:59]  18 Saturday Night Troll Shows that we've had this year, folks.
[00:05:03]  And to be completely honest with you, I don't know what the hell to do.
[00:05:08]  I mean, y'all hear my voice for Christ's sake?
[00:05:10]  Do you hear it?
[00:05:13]  I mean, the bottom line is, folks, is that yesterday was a horrible show.
[00:05:17]  I didn't appreciate it.
[00:05:18]  And of course, all you trolls, y'all are fanning your nuts, laughing, doing whatever the hell it is that you do.
[00:05:24]  I don't appreciate it, okay?
[00:05:26]  I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[00:05:27]  I should have just gone ahead and just took the day off, went to the goddamn bar, got me some ghost pepper wings.
[00:05:33]  It probably would have helped the throat a little bit.
[00:05:35]  And, of course, guzzled that down with some 29-degree 32-ounce beers for Christ's sake.
[00:05:41]  All right.
[00:05:41]  But without any further ado, let's just go ahead and let's see what kind of Saturday Night Troll show that we can have.
[00:05:47]  All right.
[00:05:48]  By the way, we are doing $18.66 bucker since all of you sons of bitches were so fucking, you know, I don't know.
[00:05:55]  You were so feeding for it last night.
[00:05:57]  All right.
[00:05:58]  So once again, we got $18.66 bucker, which will play you a YouTube video right here on the fucking Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:06:06]  I got to get something to drink, folks.
[00:06:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:09]  I can't help it.
[00:06:10]  All right.
[00:06:11]  I mean, my voice is raw for Christ's sake.
[00:06:13]  I mean, I'm telling you, you assholes think it's funny that I do these damn shows on Friday and Saturday.
[00:06:18]  I'm fucking wasting a weekend.
[00:06:21]  Look at this.
[00:06:21]  Happy Saturday.
[00:06:22]  I'm sure it's not a good message.
[00:06:24]  18 naked Saturday nights.
[00:06:26]  Yeah, look at this.
[00:06:27]  18 naked Saturday.
[00:06:28]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:06:30]  Shut up.
[00:06:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:06:33]  Anyway, folks, my apologies.
[00:06:35]  Let's go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake.
[00:06:37]  All right.
[00:06:38]  Let's just start it off.
[00:06:40]  It's Saturday night.
[00:06:41]  All right.
[00:06:41]  My voice is screwed.
[00:06:43]  Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
[00:06:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:06:49]  And by the way, I've got me some Stella Artos.
[00:06:52]  Okay.
[00:06:52]  So hopefully the Stella Artos does something to the voice for Christ's sake because, I mean, I'm fucking, I'm out of it.
[00:06:59]  All right.
[00:06:59]  I'm out of it for Christ's sake.
[00:07:01]  And fuck all of you people that are saying I sound like some fucking raspy old man.
[00:07:06]  It's because of you, sons of bitches, man.
[00:07:09]  It's because of you, goddamn sons of bitches.
[00:07:12]  I sound like this, man.
[00:07:14]  All right.
[00:07:14]  Anyway, I don't know what the fuck to do today.
[00:07:16]  It's a Saturday night troll show for Christ's sake.
[00:07:19]  Look, people are saying cold liquids will mess up your throat even more.
[00:07:22]  You know what?
[00:07:22]  I don't give a shit.
[00:07:24]  All right.
[00:07:25]  I don't give a shit.
[00:07:26]  Maybe I'll be forced to take a goddamn week off of the show for Christ's sake, man.
[00:07:30]  I mean, I'm a machine.
[00:07:32]  I sit here and do these broadcasts Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
[00:07:36]  I'm talking about the Ghost Show, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:07:39]  All right.
[00:07:40]  And then I do these Saturday Night Troll shows.
[00:07:43]  All right.
[00:07:44]  At 9 p.m., for heaven's sake.
[00:07:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:07:47]  Look at people are all gargle of salt water.
[00:07:50]  I just ate a pickle.
[00:07:51]  Okay.
[00:07:52]  I just ate a pickle and it didn't do shit.
[00:07:54]  All right.
[00:07:55]  I just ate a goddamn dill pickle.
[00:07:57]  Now, without any further ado, let's go ahead and just drink some beer, and then we'll go ahead and move on.
[00:08:01]  Once again, $18.66 buckers are up.
[00:08:04]  All right, cheers to everybody out here, and fuck you, broken machine.
[00:08:08]  I got your broken machine, you fucking morons.
[00:08:11]  All right, shut up.
[00:08:12]  Cheers.
[00:08:18]  Hey, and what the fuck's so funny about me eating a pickle?
[00:08:22]  Oh, y'all.
[00:08:22]  Are y'all are like, hey, it's pickle rick.
[00:08:24]  It's pickle rick.
[00:08:28]  Yeah, I figured, you know, I fucking figured.
[00:08:32]  All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
[00:08:34]  It's a Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:08:37]  And what was this?
[00:08:38]  Important news.
[00:08:39]  What the fuck is this?
[00:08:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:42]  Remember those 39 immigrants who died eye that UK lorry trailer?
[00:08:46]  Yeah, I remember that.
[00:08:47]  Well, it turns out they weren't kebabs.
[00:08:49]  They were Chinese and Vietnamese nationals trying to escape.
[00:08:53]  That's horrible for Christ's sake.
[00:08:54]  Every one of you idiots that were talking about those 39 folks that were found in that truck in the UK, all of you thought they were kebabs.
[00:09:03]  Each and every one of you idiots said they were kebabs.
[00:09:06]  And look at you.
[00:09:07]  You didn't even get it straight.
[00:09:08]  You couldn't even get it right.
[00:09:09]  What a bunch of morons.
[00:09:11]  All right.
[00:09:12]  It's a bunch of Chinese and Vietnamese trying to flee communism.
[00:09:16]  And you know what?
[00:09:17]  I don't blame them, boy.
[00:09:19]  I don't blame them.
[00:09:20]  Jesus Christ, give me my fucking beer.
[00:09:22]  I'm going to be drinking beer for Christ's sake.
[00:09:24]  And by the way, my throat is not sore.
[00:09:27]  It's just I don't have a goddamn voice after yesterday's broadcast.
[00:09:31]  All right.
[00:09:33]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:09:36]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and talk about some, let's talk about some activities out here before we get to some tom foolery, internet tomfoolery.
[00:09:45]  I don't want to base this show out of any kind of any kind of political stance.
[00:09:51]  I do want to say Trump 2020, baby.
[00:09:53]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:09:54]  And by the way, did you hear Trump's tweet or see Trump's tweet here recently, about 45 minutes ago?
[00:10:00]  Something big just happened.
[00:10:04]  And let me tell you something.
[00:10:06]  I have a strong feeling that it has something to do with these dumbass Democrats and the deep state and the FBI and all these intelligence agents that tried to overthrow a duly elected president.
[00:10:18]  All right.
[00:10:19]  I'm telling you right now, I cannot wait for people to start fucking going to jail because they need to be.
[00:10:26]  All right.
[00:10:26]  They need to be.
[00:10:28]  Now, look, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to talk a little bit about the latest asshole that has gone from Twitch to Mixer.
[00:10:36]  Okay.
[00:10:36]  That's what we're going to talk about here.
[00:10:38]  Now, I don't know if y'all are familiar with this, you know, half a fruit named Shroud.
[00:10:43]  Are y'all familiar with this guy?
[00:10:45]  This guy Shroud?
[00:10:46]  Anyway, he is the latest Twitch bitch to switch from Twitch to Mixer.
[00:10:52]  Of course, the last one was Fruity Ass Ninja.
[00:10:55]  But it's another one.
[00:10:56]  Once again, another popular Twitch streamer, Michael Shroud Grisic, has left the service to stream exclusively on Mixer.
[00:11:04]  Michael Shroud Grissic announced this week that he had left Twitch to stream exclusively through Microsoft's streaming service, Mixer.
[00:11:12]  All right.
[00:11:13]  Now, what I don't understand is who gives a shit about any of these people.
[00:11:18]  All right.
[00:11:18]  I mean, I have looked at Ninja.
[00:11:20]  I've looked at these guys.
[00:11:22]  Great.
[00:11:22]  They're great at video games.
[00:11:24]  Okay.
[00:11:24]  Great.
[00:11:25]  All right.
[00:11:26]  Let's go ahead and fucking champion more fucking man-child bullshit.
[00:11:30]  How about that shit?
[00:11:31]  All right.
[00:11:32]  And by the way, fuck Twitch.
[00:11:35]  Okay.
[00:11:35]  And fuck Mixer.
[00:11:37]  Both of these platforms are nothing more than safe spaces for a bunch of pansy asses who want to pretend that the world is not a harsh place.
[00:11:47]  Okay.
[00:11:48]  Now, what I don't understand is this.
[00:11:50]  How much is Mixer, which of course is a subsidiary by Microsoft, how much are they going to spend on these idiots?
[00:11:58]  Oh my God.
[00:11:59]  Oh, look, 39 frozen egg rolls.
[00:12:02]  Look, I'm trying to talk about some serious business here, and you guys want to make fun of those 39 poor people that lost their lives stuffed into a goddamn freight truck or a truck container.
[00:12:15]  And look, they're laughing in the chat room.
[00:12:17]  Look at these assholes.
[00:12:18]  They're laughing.
[00:12:20]  Anyway, the bottom line is this.
[00:12:22]  I think that all this shit, I can't believe this is even media.
[00:12:25]  Okay.
[00:12:26]  I mean, look at the dork face on this guy.
[00:12:29]  You know, I remember when people were popular, they were popular for a reason.
[00:12:32]  They were cool.
[00:12:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:34]  You know, bitches liked them.
[00:12:36]  They found them attractive.
[00:12:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:38]  They had manly dominance, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:41]  What the fuck is this guy?
[00:12:43]  What the fuck is this guy?
[00:12:44]  Look, there's ninja.
[00:12:46]  I mean, I mean, the men in this goddamn country are getting fruitier and fruitier.
[00:12:52]  And I blame these dirty dishrag whore single mothers.
[00:12:56]  I'm sorry.
[00:12:57]  It's got to be said.
[00:12:58]  All right.
[00:12:59]  I mean, let me tell you, I had a discussion with some people on my forum post on Ghost.report.
[00:13:05]  A lot of these idiots are trying to convince me that anime is something good and something cool.
[00:13:13]  It's bullshit.
[00:13:14]  They're insectoid Chinese ghost.
[00:13:16]  If it wasn't them dying in a trailer, they would have been in factory videos posted on live.
[00:13:21]  Oh, Tim McCrab.
[00:13:23]  Come on, dude.
[00:13:24]  Nobody helping them.
[00:13:25]  Come on, Tim McCrab.
[00:13:27]  Come on.
[00:13:29]  With 39, you get egg roll.
[00:13:34]  All right.
[00:13:34]  Well, let's just put it this way.
[00:13:36]  Since we're talking about these little pussy whip bastards, these fruit bowl gay bastards on Twitch, I ain't never going to be on Twitch with fans like this.
[00:13:44]  All right.
[00:13:45]  All right.
[00:13:45]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:13:47]  This is why I can't get anybody to be interviewed on this broadcast, whether it's the Saturday Night Troll Show or the Ghost Show, because of each and every one of you.
[00:13:56]  You people are toxic.
[00:13:59]  That's the fucking word I get every time I get a response back from anybody I solicit in an attempt to try to get a goddamn person to interview on this show.
[00:14:07]  Well, you have a toxic community.
[00:14:10]  You have a very toxic community.
[00:14:12]  Yeah, no shit.
[00:14:15]  No fucking shit.
[00:14:16]  All right.
[00:14:18]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:14:19]  Anyway, the point I was trying to make is on the forum post on Ghost.report, you have people try to convince me that anime is something good and worthwhile.
[00:14:28]  And I said to them, look, if you are over the age of 18 and you're fascinated, you're fixated with fucking cartoons, then there's something wrong with you.
[00:14:37]  Okay?
[00:14:38]  Now, I know there's a bunch of fucking autist and ass burgers are going to say, well, ghost, you like Looney Tunes.
[00:14:45]  You like Looney Tunes.
[00:14:47]  Yeah, asshole.
[00:14:48]  Okay.
[00:14:49]  I watch Looney Tunes once, maybe twice a year.
[00:14:54]  And how I come across it is if it happens to be on network television, I'll flip past it.
[00:15:00]  I'll look on it and I'll say, ha, remember the old days, and that's about it.
[00:15:03]  I'm not obsessed with it.
[00:15:05]  I don't have a fixation with it like you fucking sick man-child assholes who want to play in cosplay, you know, who want to do fan fics, who want to go to fucking conventions with this fucking stupid garbage.
[00:15:18]  And I'm tired of it, man.
[00:15:20]  I'm not even joking.
[00:15:21]  I'm tired of it.
[00:15:22]  And I'm telling you right now, stop trying to convince me that anime is worth the shit.

=== Prison Fight Videos (15:17) ===

[00:15:27]  All right?
[00:15:28]  Oh, look, here we go.
[00:15:29]  We got our first $18.66 bucker.
[00:15:32]  Let's watch some prison fight videos.
[00:15:34]  Prison fight videos?
[00:15:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:37]  Well, I'll get to yours in just a second.
[00:15:38]  I want to make sure that everybody knows that any one of you that likes anime, I would never be friends with you in real life, ever.
[00:15:46]  All right.
[00:15:48]  If you are some fucking idiot that's over the age of 18 that fixated on cartoons, I'd never be friends with you pricks.
[00:15:55]  All right?
[00:15:57]  I want you all to remember that right now, okay?
[00:16:00]  Because, I mean, I think each and every one of you fucking people think that, oh, because other people are watching it, it's okay.
[00:16:07]  It's not fucking okay.
[00:16:10]  All right, it's not okay, and I'd never be friends with any of you fucking assholes that are out here waxing your carrot to fucking fetishized cartoons.
[00:16:18]  All right, to fucking dumbass cartoon little girls and shit.
[00:16:23]  Fuck you.
[00:16:23]  I spit in your, I spit in your fucking face if you think anime is something to be fucking taken into some kind of realistic light.
[00:16:34]  Stupid dumbass.
[00:16:35]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:16:36]  I'd never be friends with any of you fucking idiots that are out here.
[00:16:39]  Hey, ghosts, you know what?
[00:16:41]  I like this enemy.
[00:16:43]  And you know what?
[00:16:43]  You said that to me.
[00:16:44]  I'll give you a slap.
[00:16:46]  Give you a fucking slap.
[00:16:48]  And look, everybody, a feminist socialist and all you people that are talking garbage about the inner circle, you don't know shit from Shionola, boy, all right?
[00:16:56]  The kinds of discussions that we have in the inner circle are far above your goddamn mental prowess.
[00:17:01]  They're far above your pay grade, you son of a bitch.
[00:17:05]  All right, so for you idiots to sit over here trying to make judgment calls on the inner circle, don't talk about shit you know nothing about, you piece of trash.
[00:17:13]  And by the way, welcome to the newest inner circle member, Jingo Burt, man.
[00:17:16]  Good to see you, man.
[00:17:18]  All right, but all you idiots out here that are talking garbage about the inner circle, you just hate them because you ain't them.
[00:17:24]  You understand?
[00:17:25]  You have to have a certain mental capacity to be a part of the inner circle.
[00:17:29]  And I'm telling you, I appreciate the inner circle, you know, to my fullest extent with all my heart, for Christ's sake.
[00:17:36]  try to make it in there every fucking day and we talk about the most intense the most current events the the the most fucking i don't even want to talk about it If you want to figure it out, you fucking pay the $300 and come into the inner circle and you'll see what I'm talking about.
[00:17:51]  We're a think tank.
[00:17:54]  We're a fucking think tank.
[00:17:56]  And fuck all of you people of the chat room talking garbage about the inner circle, you piece of shit.
[00:18:01]  All right, look at you fucking, that's all you people are good for is talking garbage.
[00:18:05]  I'm telling you, you wouldn't say that shit in my fucking face.
[00:18:09]  All right?
[00:18:10]  You wouldn't say that shit in my fucking face, you butt dart playing Leslie Jones eating, jehudi, jawboning, meat-gazing, autistic, anal-loving pieces of shit.
[00:18:21]  You wouldn't say that in my fucking face.
[00:18:25]  And what the hell is this?
[00:18:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:18:28]  I'm appeto?
[00:18:30]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:18:32]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:18:34]  Oh, yeah, look at this.
[00:18:35]  Inner suckhole.
[00:18:37]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:18:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:18:39]  Fuck all of you assholes.
[00:18:40]  All right.
[00:18:41]  Yeah.
[00:18:41]  You know what?
[00:18:42]  You talk a lot of garbage, but many of you autistic and Asperger cases that are talking shit about the inner circle are a bunch of idiots that wax your carrot to fetishize cartoon women.
[00:18:53]  Okay?
[00:18:54]  These are the same people that are the fucking incels and forever alones.
[00:18:58]  All right.
[00:18:59]  So instead of sitting here talking shit to old ghost, instead of sitting here talking shit to the inner circle, why don't you get yourself a pad and paper and start taking notes on how to be a real fucking man instead of being some fucking stupid pansy up soy boy piece of shit that popped out of your fucking mother's uterus pipe.
[00:19:16]  All right?
[00:19:17]  We've got enough of that shit in this fucking world.
[00:19:20]  We don't need any of that shit anymore.
[00:19:22]  We're tired of it.
[00:19:24]  If you're a fucking weeb, you're a piece of shit.
[00:19:27]  If you like anime, you're a piece of no good fucking dog shit that should be on the list of your local PD's vice squad.
[00:19:35]  So just in case there's any kind of sexual fucking abuse, any kind of sexual rapism, they're going to go to you as the first fucking suspect because of the sick fucking garbage that you fucking people watch.
[00:19:48]  Not even fucking kidding around.
[00:19:50]  I'm fucking tired of this anime shit.
[00:19:52]  You pieces of garbage, stop trying to convince me that anime is nothing more than a bunch of overgrown man children who are fetishizing about little girls.
[00:20:03]  And what the hell is this inner pause hole?
[00:20:05]  Yeah, look at these fucking people talking garbage about the inner circle.
[00:20:08]  Yeah, keep talking garbage, asshole.
[00:20:10]  You just hate the inner circle because you ain't the inner circle.
[00:20:14]  And what is this?
[00:20:15]  I fucking hate how Democrats want illegals to have free heath care.
[00:20:19]  Yet we have homeless problems.
[00:20:21]  Hey, welcome to America.
[00:20:22]  A communist for Trump.
[00:20:24]  Welcome to the Democrats way of thinking, okay?
[00:20:27]  That's why I'm telling you, I don't mean to make the Saturday Night Troll show political, but if you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum, okay?
[00:20:37]  If you are a Democrat, you hate this fucking country.
[00:20:40]  And just by the modern day Democrat views, it solidifies what I'm saying.
[00:20:45]  Just like what Communists for Trump just alluded to, these fucking Democrats want free health care for illegal immigrants that cross into our fucking country.
[00:20:55]  Oh, they crossed into our country illegally.
[00:20:57]  Let's just go ahead and give them free health care.
[00:20:59]  Meanwhile, they don't even want to give the homeless free health care.
[00:21:02]  They don't even want to give the poor in America free health care.
[00:21:05]  Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
[00:21:07]  You need to open your eyes.
[00:21:08]  These fucking Democrats in America are anti-American scum.
[00:21:12]  They don't deserve our respect.
[00:21:13]  They don't even deserve our acknowledgement.
[00:21:16]  You know what they deserve?
[00:21:17]  They deserve us spitting in their face.
[00:21:18]  That's what the fuck these Democrats deserve.
[00:21:21]  All right?
[00:21:22]  They deserve us spitting in their goddamn face for being anti-American scum and doing everything they can to ruin the institutions of American government.
[00:21:31]  And if you're a Democrat listening to me, I spit in your fucking anti-American face.
[00:21:37]  Piece of shit.
[00:21:39]  This video reminds me of your rants against the trolls and life losers.
[00:21:42]  Oh, yeah?
[00:21:43]  Maybe this could help you save your voice.
[00:21:45]  Well, I hope so.
[00:21:47]  I hope so, Gray Steele.
[00:21:48]  I doubt it.
[00:21:49]  As a matter of fact, if I recollect correctly, I may be mistaken.
[00:21:52]  I think you're one of these pro-anime pricks.
[00:21:54]  Okay?
[00:21:56]  But I'm telling you right now, any of you that are anime lovers, you're a piece of trash, all right?
[00:22:01]  You're not men.
[00:22:02]  That's why you're forever alone.
[00:22:04]  Okay?
[00:22:04]  That's why you don't get any chicks.
[00:22:06]  What chick is going to champion or entertain or nurture some fucking stupid idiot who's got a fixation with little girl cartoons?
[00:22:16]  What girl is going to do that?
[00:22:18]  I hope you find this funny.
[00:22:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:22:21]  Well, let's see.
[00:22:22]  I'm getting these piled up So I guess I gotta start doing these $18 66 bucker up in here Oh, Jesus.
[00:22:30]  Crack a cold one of this.
[00:22:32]  All right, let's just move on here, all right?
[00:22:34]  And fuck you, squid boy 23.
[00:22:37]  Look at your fucking faggy ass name, you fucking waste of life.
[00:22:41]  Oh, I don't want to hear any boomerant.
[00:22:44]  Your fucking name is Squid Boy, you fucking stupid asshole.
[00:22:48]  I mean, I bet you your biggest fetish is getting your fucking ass atle raped by a fucking goddamn octopus tentacle, you fucking sick asshole.
[00:22:57]  I'm tired of it, man.
[00:22:58]  I'm tired.
[00:22:59]  Ah, the stupid boomer ranting.
[00:23:05]  Fucking tired of it.
[00:23:06]  You fucking suck my dick up to your hiccup, you pieces of fucking no-good anime-loving trash, all right?
[00:23:13]  Fucking asshole.
[00:23:14]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[00:23:21]  Yeah, boomerant, boomerant.
[00:23:23]  You know what?
[00:23:23]  Everybody saying that is fucking a stupid Woody Allen butt loving pedophile putting fucking cartoon girls on some kind of sexual pedestal, okay?
[00:23:33]  Those are the people that are putting boomer rants right now, all right?
[00:23:36]  Pieces of fucking garbage.
[00:23:40]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's just fucking go ahead and go into the regular part of the broadcast here.
[00:23:46]  What is this?
[00:23:48]  All right, look, we're getting these $18.66 bucker piling up.
[00:23:51]  So let's go ahead and start this son of a bitch.
[00:23:54]  All right?
[00:23:55]  Since we're doing $18.66 today.
[00:23:58]  So let's go ahead and get to the first one, all right?
[00:24:00]  And by the way, if you like anime, fuck you.
[00:24:05]  Noble Savage $25 bill, man, for the Noble Savage.
[00:24:09]  I propose that you host the troll show on Halloween and have the Saturday for yourself.
[00:24:14]  Oh, yeah?
[00:24:14]  Also, this guy is still performing tomorrow in case you change your mind.
[00:24:19]  All right, well, I'll take a look at it.
[00:24:22]  I'll take a look at it, Noble Savage.
[00:24:24]  Cheers to you, man.
[00:24:25]  Thank you for the 25.
[00:24:27]  But let's go ahead and get to these $18.66 bucker as they came in and the order they came in.
[00:24:32]  So this first one right here is requested by who the hell?
[00:24:37]  Oh, yeah, Communist for Trump.
[00:24:38]  And he said, hey, ghost, let's go watch some prison fight videos.
[00:24:42]  So let's see what the hell Communist for Trump is talking about when he's talking about prison fight videos.
[00:24:48]  All right, let's put the PC.
[00:24:49]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:24:49]  Let me make sure this is prison fights.
[00:24:51]  And yeah, it looks like prison fights.
[00:24:53]  Let's see what the hell Communist for Trump is hooked up here.
[00:24:57]  Let's see this.
[00:24:59]  Prison fights.
[00:25:00]  Uh-oh.
[00:25:03]  You see that?
[00:25:04]  That looks like one of you, soy boys.
[00:25:05]  Hold on, put the pause on it.
[00:25:07]  Put it back.
[00:25:08]  This looks like many of you that are sitting here talking shit to me.
[00:25:12]  This looks like many of you sick-ass enemy fucking watching pieces of fucking stupid Woody Allen butt-loving trash that are out here trying to make some kind of a fucking splitting hair case that, well, even though the cartoon girls are 10 years old, technically they're 10,000 years old because they're resurrected.
[00:25:32]  All right, whatever.
[00:25:33]  That's you.
[00:25:34]  All right.
[00:25:35]  You see that disgusting soy boy look?
[00:25:37]  That's each and every one of you anime lovers.
[00:25:40]  You fucking bronies.
[00:25:41]  You piece of shit.
[00:25:42]  Fucking incels.
[00:25:43]  You man children right there.
[00:25:45]  All right.
[00:25:46]  And you think that you're going to make it in prison, boy?
[00:25:49]  You think you're going to make it in prison, boy?
[00:25:56]  Kick his ass.
[00:25:57]  Kick his enemy-loving ass.
[00:25:59]  Kick his ass.
[00:26:01]  Kick his ass.
[00:26:05]  There he goes.
[00:26:05]  You're going to make my boom.
[00:26:07]  Kick his fucking incel ass.
[00:26:09]  Kick his enemy ass.
[00:26:12]  Kick his enemy ass.
[00:26:16]  God damn it.
[00:26:17]  You should have fucked him up even harder, man.
[00:26:19]  Kick his enemy ass.
[00:26:24]  Uh-oh.
[00:26:25]  We got a fucking looks like a Mexican and a white.
[00:26:31]  Looks like a Mexican and a white going on.
[00:26:33]  Here we go.
[00:26:34]  Here we go.
[00:26:35]  Round one.
[00:26:42]  Man, that must be a rowdy-ass fight, Lear.
[00:26:44]  Everybody's protecting.
[00:26:46]  Everybody's looking out.
[00:26:48]  I didn't see any of it because I stayed on my bunk.
[00:26:50]  Anytime anything was going on in the pod.
[00:26:53]  Man, I didn't see nothing.
[00:26:55]  Didn't see nothing stuff and I don't want to be involved in any way All right calm down Come on, what is this?
[00:27:06]  What is this?
[00:27:07]  If you really want someone to interview, why not try and get in touch with Null from Kiwi Farms?
[00:27:12]  Who?
[00:27:13]  I imagine he'd probably be game.
[00:27:15]  Kiwi Farms, the guy from Kiwi Farms, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:27:19]  I don't know.
[00:27:19]  We'll think about it, all right?
[00:27:20]  We're watching prison fights right now, but thank you, yawning sneezel.
[00:27:25]  Thank you very much for the $10 bill.
[00:27:27]  I appreciate that, dude.
[00:27:28]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell happened with this Mexican and white fight.
[00:27:37]  Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, why are you jumping in, man?
[00:27:39]  All right, come on, man.
[00:27:40]  Gang fight.
[00:27:42]  All right, that's a fucking gang fight.
[00:27:48]  Lock down, you fucking waste of life.
[00:27:50]  Lockdown.
[00:27:51]  People are going to fight.
[00:27:53]  It's just like in any bar on any Friday or Saturday night.
[00:27:57]  You're probably going to see a fight.
[00:27:59]  It looks like the Mexican one, huh?
[00:28:01]  It looks like the Mexican one here.
[00:28:03]  Is that a Mexican?
[00:28:04]  What is that?
[00:28:05]  Ricky's got blood all over.
[00:28:07]  The hell is that?
[00:28:08]  He's missing a tooth or something.
[00:28:10]  Oh, man.
[00:28:10]  This guy got his tooth knocked out.
[00:28:12]  And got whack eyes.
[00:28:13]  Eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth.
[00:28:15]  Obvious cause and effect.
[00:28:19]  Oh, Ricky has stopped taking his medication.
[00:28:21]  Has grown hostile towards Jeff.
[00:28:23]  Let's see what's going on, baby.
[00:28:25]  Come on.
[00:28:27]  Come on, man.
[00:28:28]  You feeling froggy?
[00:28:29]  Leap, boy.
[00:28:30]  LEAP!
[00:28:36]  Jesus Christ!
[00:28:38]  Look at these losers.
[00:28:39]  Oh, he's going to get them all.
[00:28:40]  What a sucker punch.
[00:28:42]  What a sucker punch, bitch.
[00:28:45]  What?
[00:28:45]  And he's going to run away?
[00:28:46]  You're.
[00:28:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:55]  There's another incel.
[00:28:56]  Look at that.
[00:28:56]  Look at that beefy tit incel that's like, dude, I didn't do anything.
[00:29:00]  I was just watching my anime cartoons.
[00:29:03]  I didn't do nothing.
[00:29:04]  I was just watching anime.
[00:29:06]  Out of nowhere.
[00:29:07]  This guy just punches me in the face twice, knocks off my glasses.
[00:29:10]  I can't see anything without my glasses.
[00:29:14]  Shekels orders.
[00:29:15]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:29:16]  Hold on.
[00:29:17]  What is this?
[00:29:17]  Shekels?
[00:29:19]  Who the hell is Shekels?
[00:29:21]  Sheckles orders Durandre to attack David for not paying his debt.
[00:29:26]  Who the fuck is some fucking prison kingpin by the name of Sheckles?
[00:29:31]  Is this a joke?
[00:29:33]  Is this meme magic or some shit?
[00:29:35]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[00:29:37]  Put it on.
[00:29:41]  His name is Shekels.
[00:29:46]  This guy's name is Sheckles.
[00:29:53]  Uh-oh, here we go.
[00:29:54]  Prison fight.
[00:29:57]  Yeah, Shekels, stay where you at.
[00:29:59]  Don't worry about it.
[00:30:00]  You understand?
[00:30:02]  Throw my goddamn six-point star at your ass That's prison Oh, look, look.
[00:30:14]  The forever alone.
[00:30:16]  He's starting to get nuts.
[00:30:18]  Oh, no, that's somebody else.
[00:30:19]  Never mind.
[00:30:20]  I thought it was the Fare Ever alone that we saw in the first fight.
[00:30:26]  And he was like, why would y'all do that?
[00:30:28]  And I was thinking the same thing.
[00:30:29]  Uh-oh, they're pushing sheckles.
[00:30:38]  They're pushing Shekels.
[00:30:43]  Uh-oh.
[00:30:44]  Oh, yeah.

=== Responding To Jabs (02:18) ===

[00:30:45]  That's how you fucking respond.
[00:30:47]  Somebody gives you a fucking jab.
[00:30:49]  That's how you fucking respond.
[00:30:51]  That's how you respond.
[00:30:52]  Hold on.
[00:30:52]  What is this?
[00:30:53]  What is this?
[00:30:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:56]  Skip to 407.
[00:30:57]  All right, I'll skip to 407.
[00:30:59]  Wait a minute.
[00:30:59]  It's already at 407.
[00:31:03]  There it is.
[00:31:04]  There's Shekels.
[00:31:05]  Look, he gives this guy a pop.
[00:31:07]  The guy gets up, knocks him on his ass.
[00:31:10]  Knocks him on his ass.
[00:31:15]  Oh, he's going to get up.
[00:31:16]  He's getting up.
[00:31:17]  He's getting up.
[00:31:18]  Look at this old man.
[00:31:20]  Look at this old head.
[00:31:21]  This old head.
[00:31:22]  Look at that old head.
[00:31:26]  Beat that old head.
[00:31:30]  Look at this brother sleeping on the floor on a mattress.
[00:31:34]  Come on, man.
[00:31:34]  Hit that old head.
[00:31:39]  Hit that old head.
[00:31:41]  What the hell is going on here?
[00:31:49]  Oh, man.
[00:31:50]  Don't let that old head do that to you, man.
[00:31:51]  Hit that old head.
[00:31:54]  Hit that old head.
[00:31:59]  All right.
[00:32:00]  All right.
[00:32:00]  That's about enough.
[00:32:02]  This fucking old head over here.
[00:32:03]  He's like, yeah, I whooped his ass, man.
[00:32:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:06]  I'm an old head.
[00:32:07]  I whooped his ass.
[00:32:07]  Oh, no.
[00:32:08]  He's got a fucking headwind.
[00:32:09]  He's got a weapon.
[00:32:10]  He's got a broom.
[00:32:11]  He's got a broomstick.
[00:32:13]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:15]  WHOOP HIS ASS!
[00:32:23]  Man, stick that fuckin- Hold on, hold on.
[00:32:26]  We got a damn dono up in here.
[00:32:28]  Ashley for $25 will be my last dono for a while gotta save up to fund my latest media project I hear you dude goth metal you and the chat may like it's a bit long but it's worth all eight minutes Hey, cool.
[00:32:42]  All right.
[00:32:42]  Cheers to Ashley and thank you for the $25, man.
[00:32:45]  I appreciate that.
[00:32:47]  And I think that's about it for the fights.
[00:32:50]  All right.
[00:32:50]  The only reason I let it go on for so long is because I like violence.
[00:32:54]  Okay.
[00:32:54]  I like hand-to-hand combat.
[00:32:57]  I like combative type situations.
[00:33:00]  Anyway, cheers to Ashley once again for the 25.

=== Drug Tunnels In Vegas (04:56) ===

[00:33:03]  Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:33:07]  This is another one by Communist for Trump.
[00:33:10]  Communist for Trump said, I fucking hate how Democrats want illegals to have free health care, yet we have a homeless problem.
[00:33:16]  We even have a homeless veteran problem.
[00:33:18]  Sick.
[00:33:18]  You know, the bad part about it is, Communists for Trump, is that the majority of the homeless in this country, believe it or not, are actually ex-veterans.
[00:33:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:33:29]  They're actually veterans on the street.
[00:33:31]  That's literally the composition of most homeless, and it's very sad.
[00:33:35]  And a lot of it has to do with substance abuse and post-traumatic stress.
[00:33:39]  But of course, hey, why don't we just go ahead and give free health care to people that come into our country illegally, huh?
[00:33:45]  That's the Democrat thinking.
[00:33:47]  That's the Democrat way.
[00:33:49]  Let's go ahead and get to what is this?
[00:33:51]  Communist for Trump.
[00:33:52]  Let's see the second video.
[00:33:53]  You've been a back-to-back, Communist for Trump.
[00:33:56]  So let's see what you got here.
[00:33:57]  What is this?
[00:33:59]  Hold on just a second.
[00:34:00]  We got a five-second commercial that we've got to go ahead and go through because it's YouTube.
[00:34:06]  All right, here it is right here.
[00:34:07]  Let's go ahead and see what Communist for Trump has got to hook up on his back-to-back.
[00:34:11]  Let's see this.
[00:34:12]  Play it.
[00:34:15]  There are hundreds of miles of tunnels beneath Las Vegas, sewer systems, unused service routes, abandoned mine shafts.
[00:34:23]  Many have no purpose at all.
[00:34:30]  Hey, who are you?
[00:34:31]  We're here at Freedom House Sober Living.
[00:34:33]  We found a couple people through the Shine a Light Foundation.
[00:34:37]  Their names are Jason and Josh.
[00:34:39]  And they're about to take us down beneath the Las Vegas Strip.
[00:34:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:44]  Are you serious?
[00:34:46]  Dude, I don't want to see the riffraft of Vegas.
[00:34:53]  I know.
[00:34:53]  I mean, let me tell you, hey, hey, look, every time I go to Vegas, I'm like a fucking whale, all right?
[00:34:58]  I'm not even like a fucking whale out there for Christ's sake.
[00:35:01]  I go into the fucking special tables.
[00:35:04]  I don't want to know that there's a bunch of, you know, degenerate fucking rodents living underneath the goddamn strip.
[00:35:11]  Jesus Christ.
[00:35:13]  In the 600 miles of sewer tunnels that crisscross the city lies a different world.
[00:35:19]  The world of the mole people.
[00:35:21]  The mole people.
[00:35:24]  I think they're going to be just normal everyday people who are just, you know, down on their luck.
[00:35:29]  Yeah.
[00:35:30]  I'm a little disappointed by that, but I mean, I'll deal.
[00:35:33]  I will say this, though, after being in Vegas for a week, I can see how someone ends up in the sewers.
[00:35:41]  And how does someone end up living in the sewers?
[00:35:43]  They're a bunch of degenerate gamblers.
[00:35:46]  Somebody who lost their home and ended up in a tunnel because of gambling.
[00:35:49]  But they also have a meth problem.
[00:35:50]  99.99% of the time, there is some type of addiction issue there.
[00:35:55]  The Shina Light Foundation has made it their goal to get as many people out of the tunnels and into rehab as possible.
[00:36:01]  We've gotten 24 people out of the tunnels this year.
[00:36:04]  Okay.
[00:36:04]  We've probably taken several hundred to detox.
[00:36:08]  But today, they were taking us into the tunnels.
[00:36:10]  All right, look at they're going into the tunnels here where all these people are living for Christ's sake.
[00:36:14]  Can you imagine?
[00:36:17]  Can you imagine being so down on your luck that you're living in a fucking entire time?
[00:36:20]  Graffiti fucking tunnel.
[00:36:23]  So there are going to be people down there that are hiding from drug dealers, girls hiding from pimps that are not going to want to be exposed as to where they so he needs to be careful.
[00:36:34]  That if he just starts going around and starts doing this, you're going to get a knife in your belly.
[00:36:39]  For reasons unbeknownst to me, are you fucking nice?
[00:36:43]  You get knifed in there if you go in there with a fucking goddamn camera.
[00:36:46]  Oh, that's great, huh?
[00:36:47]  It is one of those things.
[00:36:48]  That's a great underworld civilization.
[00:36:50]  Yeah, let me go ahead and book me a trip down there.
[00:36:53]  Oh, yeah, the shaman was awemin', bro.
[00:36:56]  Was he?
[00:36:56]  The only reason I want to go to that one is because there's a girl that's like seven or eight months pregnant in that tunnel.
[00:37:00]  I want to get out of there.
[00:37:02]  Do some people live like a fairly comfortable existence down there?
[00:37:06]  Like there?
[00:37:07]  Are there some people kind of just like everybody's on drugs?
[00:37:12]  Everybody's on drugs.
[00:37:12]  And that's the other thing is, so you'll see tunnels where there's a lot of 99.9 of these homeless.
[00:37:19]  99.9% of these homeless are doing some drugs.
[00:37:23]  And it's obviously meth because it's a poor man's cocaine.
[00:37:26]  And most of the time.
[00:37:27]  And I've always said that you can make methamphetamine with products that you find underneath your kitchen sink.
[00:37:31]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:37:32]  They actually don't mix that well.
[00:37:34]  There's clicks.
[00:37:35]  Yeah, it's clickish.
[00:37:37]  Exactly.
[00:37:38]  If you're curious, the first tunnel we were heading into was a heroin tunnel.
[00:37:43]  Oh, they got different tunnels for different drugs now.
[00:37:46]  This is the heroin tunnel.
[00:37:48]  Here's the heroin tunnel.
[00:37:50]  First mole man scootered out of the darkness.
[00:37:52]  Yeah, where'd you get the rasco?
[00:37:54]  That is fucking dope.
[00:37:55]  I've had another one that's right there.
[00:37:56]  Have you been racing them?
[00:37:58]  It's slow as hell.
[00:37:58]  No, we're playing pumple cards.

=== Short Goddamn Show (15:03) ===

[00:38:00]  I mean, look at this guy.
[00:38:01]  This guy thinks he's living the life walking around or actually riding around in some old fucking hag scooter that he ganked.
[00:38:08]  Somebody gave it to me.
[00:38:09]  They're like, hey, man, you want a tent?
[00:38:10]  They're moving.
[00:38:11]  I was like, yeah, sure.
[00:38:12]  So I put my piece of pensions in there.
[00:38:15]  Oh, nice.
[00:38:17]  I built the things that's out there around so that the water didn't come and flow underneath me.
[00:38:20]  For the most, this is just my clothes over here.
[00:38:25]  You've got to be kidding me, man.
[00:38:27]  Look at all these people are living.
[00:38:30]  This is what's happening in America today, man.
[00:38:32]  People are living like this.
[00:38:34]  And this guy is an ex-vet.
[00:38:36]  This poor guy in the fucking wheelchair is a vet.
[00:38:39]  This is his home right here.
[00:38:40]  He's built all right.
[00:38:41]  He's collected from different municips all over the street.
[00:38:45]  And I have actually self-governed my place, Casa del Cripple.
[00:38:49]  Casa del Cripple.
[00:38:50]  Casa del Cripple.
[00:38:52]  You've got to be shitting me.
[00:38:53]  Casa del Cripple.
[00:38:58]  Mike.
[00:39:00]  How's my building gotten?
[00:39:02]  Well, your building is actually going to turn into building.
[00:39:07]  Yeah, that actually looks like a dude.
[00:39:09]  This is horrible.
[00:39:10]  Look, you got idiots in the chat room saying that actually looks pretty comfy down there.
[00:39:13]  You fucking sick assholes.
[00:39:15]  You had some impressive pieces of money.
[00:39:16]  You fucking dumbasses.
[00:39:20]  But not to get too sappy.
[00:39:22]  Their most prized possessions seem to be each other.
[00:39:25]  Do you consider the people down here your family or just your roommates?
[00:39:29]  All right, you know, I've had enough of this.
[00:39:33]  This is just fucking disgusting.
[00:39:34]  Chicago, do you ever...
[00:39:35]  Is that on the bears?
[00:39:38]  That's fucking horrible, man.
[00:39:41]  $20 bet on treated bears to use as well.
[00:39:46]  Is this their year?
[00:39:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:39:48]  All right.
[00:39:49]  I've had enough.
[00:39:50]  I've had enough.
[00:39:52]  Casa del Cripple, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:54]  All right, look, that's enough.
[00:39:55]  That's actually a horrible scene.
[00:39:57]  Communists for Trump, thank you very much for donating that $18.66 bucker, enlightening people that people are actually living like this in America, and it's fucked up, given the fact that this is the richest country in the world, and we've got people living like this.
[00:40:11]  And then we've got Democrats wanting to open the border and bring in even more riffraft from countries of unknown origin.
[00:40:18]  All right, that's the Democrats for you.
[00:40:21]  Let's just open up the borders and bring in more riffraft.
[00:40:24]  What a fucking joke.
[00:40:25]  I'm telling you, I hate Democrats.
[00:40:27]  You're anti-American scum.
[00:40:29]  I'm not even joking around, you pieces of shit.
[00:40:32]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:40:35]  This is requested by Gray Steele.
[00:40:37]  Gray Steele here.
[00:40:39]  He said, this video reminds me of your rants against trolls and life losers.
[00:40:43]  Maybe this could help save your voice.
[00:40:45]  Enjoy.
[00:40:46]  Here it is.
[00:40:47]  And by the way, I'm having a little bit of trouble with my voice because of yesterday's broadcast.
[00:40:51]  And if you're wondering where yesterday's broadcast is, it is on the official bit shoot of yours truly.
[00:40:57]  So episode 112 is on the bit shoot.
[00:40:59]  Just letting everybody know.
[00:41:01]  Anyway, Gray Steele, let's see what he's talking about out here.
[00:41:05]  Gray Steele, let's see what he hope we don't get a damn ad here.
[00:41:10]  And hold on, what is this?
[00:41:11]  Oh, oh, okay.
[00:41:13]  I know what he just did.
[00:41:14]  This is great.
[00:41:15]  The Bill Burr Philadelphia incident.
[00:41:20]  I've heard this.
[00:41:21]  And by the way, this Bill Burr Philadelphia incident, this is from me to all of you fucking troll terrorists, cyber vermin trash.
[00:41:30]  All right, play it.
[00:41:33]  But you don't stop talking, do you?
[00:41:35]  Like, ah, fuck it.
[00:41:35]  I'll just cook this side for a while.
[00:41:37]  Just don't.
[00:41:41]  You know what's funny?
[00:41:42]  I'm cooking my brain talking about nothing.
[00:41:45]  I'm just walking around like, yeah, I just got a cheeseburger.
[00:41:50]  Oh, fuck all you people.
[00:41:51]  You know what, you fucking losers?
[00:41:53]  I hope you all fucking die.
[00:41:54]  And I hope the fucking Eagles never win the Super Bowl.
[00:41:57]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:41:59]  Fuck all you motherfuckers.
[00:42:00]  Yeah, this is Philadelphia.
[00:42:03]  Kind of reminds you of the trolls on the fucking internet.
[00:42:05]  Bunch of fucking loser bags.
[00:42:07]  Suck a dick.
[00:42:08]  All of you.
[00:42:10]  Suck a fucking dick.
[00:42:15]  Into my next joke.
[00:42:17]  You can all lick my fucking red nuts.
[00:42:20]  All of you.
[00:42:20]  You can line up in your Harold Carmichael fucking jerseys.
[00:42:25]  And one at a time, you can all suck my dick.
[00:42:30]  City of brotherly love to a bunch of fucking talks.
[00:42:36]  This is from me to all of you.
[00:42:40]  The fuck am I going to do at this point?
[00:42:42]  You people aren't a goddamn acid.
[00:42:45]  Fucking be up here talking about Hitler.
[00:42:47]  That ain't going to work.
[00:42:48]  What do you want me to talk about?
[00:42:49]  Hey, throw out some topics.
[00:42:51]  Let's talk about heart disease.
[00:42:52]  Something you're all going to fucking die of.
[00:42:54]  And I'm going to laugh at your fucking funerals.
[00:42:57]  It's going to be great.
[00:43:00]  You're all going to get fucking cancer, which is fantastic because all you fucking heads are shame.
[00:43:05]  All right, hold on.
[00:43:05]  We got another dono here.
[00:43:07]  What is this?
[00:43:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:09]  Hey, a ghost can't donate too much tonight, sadly.
[00:43:12]  That's all good, dude.
[00:43:14]  Anyhow, I'm pumped to take shots with you whenever you do.
[00:43:18]  All right.
[00:43:18]  They work at 7 a.m., but the Saturday Night Troll Show is the place to get wasted heat.
[00:43:23]  You're damn right, and 21.
[00:43:26]  You're damn right.
[00:43:26]  As a matter of fact, I'll probably shoot a shot right after this Bill Burr little shindig here.
[00:43:32]  So let's play the rest of it.
[00:43:33]  Thank you very much, and 21.
[00:43:35]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[00:43:36]  You're going to get fired from going to work too late.
[00:43:39]  Listen, I can notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer.
[00:43:43]  The only thing that's going to give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background.
[00:43:47]  You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cell phone pictures.
[00:43:52]  Fucking suck a dick.
[00:43:55]  Fucking asshole.
[00:43:57]  11 more minutes of this.
[00:44:00]  I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot-ass Ben Franklin bridge.
[00:44:09]  You fucking one bridge happen that no one gives a fuck about.
[00:44:15]  The terrorists.
[00:44:17]  The terrorists will never bomb you people because you're fucking worthless and no one cares about you.
[00:44:23]  You are this high above New Orleans.
[00:44:26]  No one gives a shit.
[00:44:27]  FEMA would never show up to you, fucking assholes.
[00:44:32]  I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole.
[00:44:36]  And you go home tonight, you lit it, you get it on your tongue, and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer to all of you.
[00:44:43]  11 minutes left.
[00:44:46]  11 minutes.
[00:44:47]  I hope somebody takes a fucking Bierstein and just slaps you on the back of your zit-infested fucking shoulders and your awful man-tip tank tops.
[00:44:57]  I hope that asshole's blast fucking piece into your fucking shoulder blade.
[00:45:02]  And then I see you afterwards.
[00:45:03]  Hey, how's it going?
[00:45:05]  You joy the fucking show?
[00:45:06]  That's great.
[00:45:06]  And I grabbed you by the fucking hair, but you don't have any.
[00:45:12]  They really have to come to this, people.
[00:45:14]  It really has to be.
[00:45:15]  All right.
[00:45:15]  All right.
[00:45:16]  This was the infamous.
[00:45:18]  This was the infamous Philadelphia incident in which Bill Burr just went off.
[00:45:22]  And the reason he went off, because this was a comedy special that was held in Philadelphia, had a whole bunch of comedians prior to Bill Burr coming up on stage.
[00:45:31]  And everybody who went up on stage was getting heckled, getting booed by the Philadelphia crowd.
[00:45:38]  So this was just Bill Burr going off.
[00:45:41]  I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden.
[00:45:46]  I really hope that happens.
[00:45:47]  I hope there's a lie of all you guys get fucking carjacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths, each and every one of you.
[00:45:58]  And somehow they just keep repeatingly coming right in your head.
[00:46:04]  Bill's up.
[00:46:06]  They fucking crush over.
[00:46:08]  You can't see shit.
[00:46:10]  And somehow there's another dick in there for you to suck.
[00:46:13]  10 minutes left.
[00:46:19]  Look at you.
[00:46:20]  This is what you want.
[00:46:22]  This is what you want.
[00:46:23]  They do.
[00:46:24]  I'm not sure.
[00:46:25]  This is what the trolls want, Bill.
[00:46:27]  Not only fucking assholes in Philly, but fucking trolls.
[00:46:31]  They want that shit, too.
[00:46:35]  Fucking Joe Frazier is from there, but he's black, so you can't fucking deal with them.
[00:46:39]  So you make a fucking statue for some three-foot fucking Italian, you stupid Philly cheese.
[00:46:47]  I hope that cheese makes your fucking face is off.
[00:46:50]  Oh my God.
[00:46:54]  A fucking dick.
[00:46:56]  A fucking booby.
[00:46:58]  Nine hours into a fucking show.
[00:47:01]  Look at you in your fucking Donovan McNabb shirt.
[00:47:04]  I hope he snaps both his fucking ankles in the first goddamn game.
[00:47:08]  I hope you go all in fucking 60.
[00:47:11]  I said suck a dick.
[00:47:18]  Eight minutes left.
[00:47:20]  Eight fucking minutes left.
[00:47:23]  The flyers, they even fucking exist anymore.
[00:47:26]  A bunch of goddamn pansies.
[00:47:27]  Heaven wants shit.
[00:47:29]  This is how I got to talk to you people.
[00:47:30]  You got a correlation here?
[00:47:32]  This is how I have to talk to each and every one of you.
[00:47:35]  Like Bill Burr talking to a bunch of fucking idiot Philly fans.
[00:47:39]  That fucking pussy teams.
[00:47:41]  Remember they had that whole season where they wore the slacks?
[00:47:43]  You bunch of faggots!
[00:47:50]  What else?
[00:47:51]  I text your mothers.
[00:47:52]  It's eight minutes.
[00:47:53]  I'm doing it all.
[00:47:53]  I'm fucking standing here.
[00:47:56]  Look, I broke the mic stand.
[00:47:57]  I got a little fucking cane now.
[00:47:59]  I'm going to be the little observational comedian up here.
[00:48:06]  What's that, sir?
[00:48:07]  What do you have to say, sir?
[00:48:08]  Never passed the fucking eighth grade.
[00:48:10]  What brilliant shit are you going to fucking tell me, huh?
[00:48:14]  Go back to the dock and go unload some shit.
[00:48:16]  You fucking warehouse fucking meat smoking shit.
[00:48:19]  Oh, dude, this is horrible.
[00:48:22]  Man.
[00:48:23]  Main.
[00:48:24]  Main is all I got to say.
[00:48:26]  But, you know, I can feel Bill Burr's pain.
[00:48:28]  I mean, this is what I have to live with every goddamn time I do this broadcast.
[00:48:33]  This kind of garbage.
[00:48:34]  And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, this is from me to you.
[00:48:38]  All right.
[00:48:38]  You fucking stupid damn cyber vermin pieces of trash.
[00:48:42]  All right.
[00:48:42]  And fuck you in the chat room.
[00:48:44]  Don't tell me what to do.
[00:48:46]  All right.
[00:48:47]  You are not the boss of me.
[00:48:48]  I am the boss of me, you fucking asshole.
[00:48:52]  Play the rest of it.
[00:48:54]  Seven minutes left.
[00:48:55]  Seven motherfucking minutes left.
[00:48:59]  And I'm doing all fucking seven.
[00:49:04]  You fucking assholes.
[00:49:06]  Fucking standing backstage for three hours.
[00:49:09]  Fucking shit.
[00:49:10]  You in the chat, man.
[00:49:11]  Shut the fuck up in the chat or this is going to be a short goddamn show.
[00:49:16]  Shut up or this is going to be a short goddamn show.
[00:49:18]  Fucking radio's fall on your head tomorrow.
[00:49:21]  The fucking antenna goes right in your fucking ears.
[00:49:25]  And my head homies.
[00:49:26]  You fall out of one of those pieces shit buildings.
[00:49:31]  Fuck all you and fuck the Liberty Bell.
[00:49:34]  Shove it up, Ben Franklin's ass.
[00:49:35]  What do you think about that?
[00:49:37]  All you motherfuckers, I hope that bridge collapses under your pathetic likes.
[00:49:41]  Go fuck yourselves.
[00:49:44]  Six minutes left, and I will be selling my CD after this shit, you motherfuckers.
[00:49:49]  And the only way you get one.
[00:49:51]  And fuck you, people that are putting snowflakes in the damn chat.
[00:49:55]  I'm telling you, you fucking keep this shit up.
[00:49:58]  This is going to be a short, goddamn show.
[00:50:00]  Look at this.
[00:50:00]  What are you taking?
[00:50:01]  It's going to be a short, goddamn show.
[00:50:03]  This is the most.
[00:50:04]  I'm saying all the shit I wanted to say for 14 minutes.
[00:50:07]  This right here is the theme of my set.
[00:50:09]  A broken mic stand.
[00:50:11]  Three motherfucking minutes left.
[00:50:16]  I've had enough.
[00:50:17]  What's left?
[00:50:18]  I've had enough.
[00:50:19]  We've had this on for seven minutes and 25 seconds.
[00:50:22]  I've had enough of this crap, okay?
[00:50:25]  And by the way, let me warn you all again.
[00:50:27]  Do not fuck with me.
[00:50:29]  Do you understand me?
[00:50:30]  All right.
[00:50:31]  I'll make this an early ending to this goddamn show if you sons of bitches continue to come at me like the way you're coming at me, you piece of shit.
[00:50:39]  All right?
[00:50:40]  Anyway, thank you, Gray Steele, for the Bill Burr incident, Philadelphia incident.
[00:50:45]  We appreciate it.
[00:50:46]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:50:50]  This was requested by J Money9629.
[00:50:53]  He says, I hope you find this funny, huh?
[00:50:56]  Let's see what Jay Money wants me to find funny.
[00:50:59]  What is this?
[00:51:01]  Hold on.
[00:51:01]  Oh, oh, what is this?
[00:51:02]  Is this Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
[00:51:06]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:51:07]  J Money 9629.
[00:51:09]  He requested this.
[00:51:10]  Play it.
[00:51:11]  This is Triumph the Comic Dog.
[00:51:15]  Play it.
[00:51:15]  I've got to fix that.
[00:51:17]  I know exactly where to go to.
[00:51:19]  Where are you headed?
[00:51:21]  Oh, man, this is out of Chicago.
[00:51:23]  Look at this.
[00:51:25]  Fuck you, Bobby Boucher, okay?
[00:51:27]  Fuck you.
[00:51:29]  This is that hot dog stand where they make fun of your ass.
[00:51:40]  You treat these people with respectfulness.
[00:51:43]  These are your champions.
[00:51:45]  Meanwhile, you're still losing your battle to ranch dressing.
[00:51:53]  For $4 each when you're used to taking them for much less.
[00:51:57]  You want to fight?
[00:51:58]  Let's take this out to the dumpsters.
[00:52:00]  Who said the guy you lost your virginity to?
[00:52:03]  Ha ha ha ha!
[00:52:06]  Pony O'Brien!
[00:52:08]  Yeah!
[00:52:09]  I suck!
[00:52:11]  Wow, let the world know.
[00:52:12]  She's not corner.
[00:52:16]  Is it safe to eat hot dogs here, or have you finally saved enough money to buy a dildo?
[00:52:23]  Yeah.
[00:52:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:52:29]  Fuck me.
[00:52:30]  And fuck Cody.
[00:52:32]  And fuck the man.
[00:52:33]  Got his hand up your ass, too.
[00:52:35]  And fuck this cameraman.
[00:52:36]  Fuck you.
[00:52:37]  Fuck this itchy dick, motherfucker.
[00:52:40]  And fuck you, Triumph again.
[00:52:42]  Fuck you.
[00:52:43]  Fuck you.
[00:52:44]  You look like if Flint Michigan was a person.
[00:52:50]  Oh, man, roasted.
[00:53:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:02]  That was pretty funny.

=== Feeling Mellow With Beer (04:17) ===

[00:53:03]  All right.
[00:53:03]  That was pretty funny.
[00:53:05]  All right.
[00:53:06]  And for all those that don't know, that's that hot dog stand out there in Chicago where you go and you're expected to be screamed at like this by these folks that are behind the counter, okay?
[00:53:17]  You're expected to be made fun of and cursed at and shit like that.
[00:53:20]  That's what they're known for, all right?
[00:53:23]  Now, why in the hell why would I go to a Chicago hot dog stand to be treated like that?
[00:53:28]  I have no fucking idea, but that's the modus operandi of the joint.
[00:53:33]  So let's go ahead and continue.
[00:53:34]  Thank you, Jay Money.
[00:53:35]  I actually did find that pretty funny, man.
[00:53:37]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:53:40]  This was requested by Crack a Cold One to This.
[00:53:44]  Crack a Cold One to This requested this, and he didn't say anything.
[00:53:47]  He just put in the link.
[00:53:49]  So let's see what the hell he's got on a Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 18.
[00:53:54]  Here it is.
[00:53:54]  Crack a cold one to this.
[00:53:56]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:53:57]  What is this?
[00:53:58]  Here we go.
[00:53:59]  Y'all help me sing.
[00:54:00]  Oh, I like beer.
[00:54:02]  In some of my songs, I have casually mentioned the fact that I like to drink beer.
[00:54:15]  Damn right.
[00:54:16]  Now this little song, it's more to the point.
[00:54:20]  Roll out the barrel and in the area.
[00:54:23]  I like beer.
[00:54:25]  I like beer.
[00:54:26]  Makes me a jolly good fellow.
[00:54:29]  I like beer.
[00:54:31]  It helps me unwind.
[00:54:34]  Sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
[00:54:36]  You're damn right.
[00:54:39]  I like beer.
[00:54:42]  Fuck you faggots.
[00:54:44]  Hey, hey, hold on.
[00:54:45]  Hold on.
[00:54:45]  We're watching.
[00:54:46]  I like beer here.
[00:54:50]  Bar brawls.
[00:54:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:51]  Thank you, Communist for Trump.
[00:54:54]  Thank you very much for coming for Trump.
[00:54:56]  Bar brawls.
[00:54:58]  Nothing better than prison fights than bar brawls, baby.
[00:55:00]  I get into bar brawls for exercise.
[00:55:03]  All right, play the rest of this.
[00:55:04]  Tom T. Hall, I like beer.
[00:55:07]  Whiskey is too rough, champagne costs too much.
[00:55:11]  And it punched it puts my mouth in gear.
[00:55:15]  Oh, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact.
[00:55:20]  I like beer.
[00:55:23]  I love beer.
[00:55:25]  Thank you.
[00:55:26]  My wife often grounds when we're out on the town.
[00:55:30]  And I'm wearing a suit and a tie.
[00:55:34]  She's sipping birds.
[00:55:36]  Shut up in the chat room better than Pantera.
[00:55:38]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:55:48]  I like beer.
[00:55:50]  I like beer, boy.
[00:55:54]  Woo!
[00:55:59]  I like beer.
[00:56:03]  Sounds like the Mormon Tabernacle football team, doesn't it?
[00:56:06]  Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and that button puts my mouth in gear.
[00:56:14]  Oh, this little refrain should help me explain.
[00:56:18]  As a matter of fact, I like bear.
[00:56:20]  Damn, right.
[00:56:21]  I like beer.
[00:56:22]  I like beer.
[00:56:24]  Who else in here likes beer?
[00:56:38]  They turned it all into wine.
[00:56:41]  I like beer.
[00:56:42]  I like beer.
[00:56:44]  It makes me a jolly good devil.
[00:56:47]  I like beer.
[00:56:49]  It helps me unwind.
[00:56:52]  Sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
[00:56:55]  Feel good because I like beer.
[00:57:01]  All right, thank you very much.
[00:57:03]  That was a badass song.
[00:57:05]  Who requested that there?
[00:57:06]  Crack a cold one to this.
[00:57:08]  Thank you very much for that one, dear boy.
[00:57:10]  I really appreciate it because I like beer.
[00:57:16]  All right, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.

=== Chingo Bling Comedy (10:00) ===

[00:57:20]  This next one was requested by Tyler 225905.
[00:57:25]  And he didn't say anything.
[00:57:26]  He just put the damn link to the oh Christ.
[00:57:29]  Here we go.
[00:57:31]  Why is everybody doing this?
[00:57:32]  Wait a minute.
[00:57:33]  Is there a theme here?
[00:57:34]  Here's another triumph that the insult dog.
[00:57:37]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:57:39]  This is by Tyler 229505 or 40595, whatever his name is.
[00:57:44]  Here it is.
[00:57:45]  Play it.
[00:57:46]  Are there any Phantom Manny Snerds in the house?
[00:57:50]  Some idiots keep saying triumph.
[00:57:54]  Well, I have some news for you.
[00:57:56]  There is a Phantom Manny Snerd in the house.
[00:58:00]  The ultimate nerd.
[00:58:01]  Play him on, fellas.
[00:58:03]  What?
[00:58:04]  It's unbelievable that he's here.
[00:58:07]  The one and only nerd of the rings himself.
[00:58:12]  Blackwood!
[00:58:14]  What's that?
[00:58:15]  Nerd of the Rings.
[00:58:17]  Ah, there you are, you fresh hung.
[00:58:20]  Let's do this!
[00:58:21]  He's got thy song!
[00:58:22]  Five, six, seven!
[00:58:24]  Enter my talk chambers if thou wouldst tell.
[00:58:31]  Oh my god, no.
[00:58:33]  A warrior son.
[00:58:34]  No!
[00:58:35]  Then you'll go home and he'll play with himself.
[00:58:39]  Oh, honestly.
[00:58:41]  Keep singing, cause I'm black.
[00:58:43]  Yay!
[00:58:44]  A dragon must have blackball.
[00:58:47]  That nurse almighty sage.
[00:58:49]  Blackbox.
[00:58:51]  So many beasts.
[00:58:52]  Have I seen it?
[00:58:52]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:58:54]  Honestly.
[00:58:55]  He's never been laid.
[00:58:56]  Oh, now just to have a triumph.
[00:58:58]  I'm not all that.
[00:58:59]  Next must be.
[00:59:01]  Oh, I can school you with the ancient crop of the name.
[00:59:09]  I mean, this is right up you fucking, you incels alley.
[00:59:13]  He can make his dick grow with just one eye.
[00:59:16]  What the fuck, what?
[00:59:20]  No, boy, because I'm a leppo.
[00:59:22]  Yes, the dragon mustard male.
[00:59:26]  The newest hero of the land.
[00:59:31]  Yes, his parents gave up on him years ago.
[00:59:34]  Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
[00:59:38]  I serve the high king on rims.
[00:59:42]  I mean, I'm trying to figure out.
[00:59:44]  I'm trying to figure out.
[00:59:45]  Is this comedy?
[00:59:47]  Is this supposed to be comedy?
[00:59:48]  I'm trying to figure it out.
[00:59:49]  Just don't be too loud or you'll wake up his mom.
[00:59:52]  Push it up, doggie.
[00:59:54]  Go ahead.
[00:59:55]  I pronely don't be with that scrock.
[01:00:00]  He cleans up after himself with a sock.
[01:00:02]  I seize the trusty staff from the vanquished black knight.
[01:00:06]  Yes, he was purchased online as a dildo site.
[01:00:11]  Oh my god!
[01:00:19]  I'm a monster monster!
[01:00:22]  Yeah!
[01:00:24]  This is supposed to be comedy, seriously.
[01:00:30]  I'm a proud descendant of the new Mr. Clans.
[01:00:34]  Yes, he paid for that beard by collecting cans.
[01:00:37]  All right, all right.
[01:00:38]  Shut up.
[01:00:39]  All right.
[01:00:40]  As soon as he said cans, I'm done to turn this shit off.
[01:00:43]  For Christ's sake.
[01:00:45]  As soon as he said cans, fuck you.
[01:00:47]  All right.
[01:00:48]  We're moving on.
[01:00:49]  All right.
[01:00:49]  Who the hell?
[01:00:50]  Tyler 225905 requested that.
[01:00:54]  I don't get it.
[01:00:55]  It sounded ridiculous, okay?
[01:00:57]  All right, let's get to the next one here.
[01:00:59]  We've got Noble Savage.
[01:01:01]  Noble Savage, and he donated a $25 bill for this one.
[01:01:05]  Hold on.
[01:01:05]  ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[01:01:07]  Oh, here it is.
[01:01:08]  All right.
[01:01:09]  Yeah.
[01:01:09]  Here it is.
[01:01:10]  Ghost is a stick in the mud.
[01:01:12]  Ah, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:01:14]  All right.
[01:01:14]  Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:01:16]  And there, Mr. BN King, for a $20 bill.
[01:01:19]  What's up, dude?
[01:01:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:21]  Hey, ghost, thanks for the weekend shows.
[01:01:23]  Hope you rest well after this.
[01:01:25]  I hope so too, dude.
[01:01:28]  Video is choppy, but as the music, what matters?
[01:01:30]  Have a good night, GX.
[01:01:32]  Hey, GX, and cheers to BN King, man.
[01:01:36]  Cheers to BN King for the $20 bill.
[01:01:39]  Hey, G-Man.
[01:01:40]  Hey, what's up, pingas?
[01:01:41]  I just got back from a Halloween party.
[01:01:42]  I dressed up as Freddie Mercury of Queen.
[01:01:45]  I recorded a brief video of my experience.
[01:01:47]  Are you serious?
[01:01:48]  Enjoy.
[01:01:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:50]  You admitted that?
[01:01:52]  You admitted that you were Freddy Mercury for goddamn Halloween?
[01:01:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:57]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:01:58]  All right, Noble Savage.
[01:02:00]  He said, good evening.
[01:02:01]  I propose that you host troll show on Halloween and have the Saturday to yourself.
[01:02:06]  Also, this guy is still performing tomorrow in case you change your mind.
[01:02:10]  The song reminded me of the rapist wit.
[01:02:14]  Hey, what can I tell you?
[01:02:15]  You got a rapist wit.
[01:02:16]  What can I say?
[01:02:16]  All right.
[01:02:17]  I mean, women, every time I get around a bunch of women, they want to pull the fucking balls out of my pants.
[01:02:22]  What the fuck can I say?
[01:02:22]  I mean, what do you want me to do, but you know what I mean?
[01:02:25]  It is what it is.
[01:02:26]  All right.
[01:02:26]  Anyway, let's see what Noble Savage has requested here.
[01:02:31]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:02:33]  Stick in the mud.
[01:02:36]  What?
[01:02:37]  A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.
[01:02:40]  They see many of their colleagues as stick in the muds and sentiments.
[01:02:44]  Fuck off, all right?
[01:02:45]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[01:02:47]  I'm Mr. Adventure.
[01:02:48]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:02:50]  I mean, I, oh, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:53]  Anyway, whatever, ST Mike, whatever, stick in the mud.
[01:02:56]  I don't really give a shit.
[01:02:57]  We're listening to Noble Savage, and he said that this guy's still performing here in San Antonio tomorrow.
[01:03:03]  And who the hell is he talking about?
[01:03:05]  Who is Noble Savage talking about?
[01:03:07]  This fucking idiot Chingo Bling play this shit.
[01:03:11]  Chingo fucking bling.
[01:03:14]  I'm not a big fan of Chingo Bling.
[01:03:15]  I'm gonna be honest with you.
[01:03:16]  I think he's a fucking idiot, but hey, to each their own.
[01:03:19]  All right?
[01:03:20]  To each their own.
[01:03:22]  Over my dead body puto Spoke to my homie man This is Chingo Bling, folks.
[01:03:43]  Yeah, I'm not joking.
[01:04:01]  Yeah, hey, noble savage, this is definitely not my cup of tea, dude.
[01:04:05]  This is not my cup of tea at all.
[01:04:18]  I mean, you know, this is, I guess, Mexican comedy.
[01:04:22]  Is that what this is?
[01:04:25]  Comedy for Mexicans Oh my god God, dude, this is cash.
[01:04:39]  I have to stare at you so fine.
[01:04:41]  You just don't know that you're mad.
[01:04:43]  And you know, isn't it quintessential of some Mexican being obsessed with a blonde white woman?
[01:04:49]  I mean, isn't this quintessential?
[01:04:51]  I'm just asking.
[01:04:53]  We can be like Beyonce and Yecy.
[01:04:55]  We only met once.
[01:04:58]  Do you think I'm creepy?
[01:04:59]  You change your numbers.
[01:05:01]  Wes, why you hating?
[01:05:03]  Playing hard to get so.
[01:05:06]  I am chasing.
[01:05:08]  Is that a stalking?
[01:05:09]  West Polly, maybe.
[01:05:11]  All right, I had enough listeners.
[01:05:14]  Although Noble Savage did donate a $25 bill, so I guess I gotta let this play a little longer, even though this is fruitier than a bunch of fucking fruitless.
[01:05:27]  Hi, Vija.
[01:05:29]  I hope you had a great day at work.
[01:05:30]  You're probably wondering who the hell is this?
[01:05:32]  Well, it's Chingo, and I have been admiring you from afar.
[01:05:36]  Although we've never met, the split second that we made eye contact at Starbucks, it was like an eternal colour.
[01:05:43]  I mean, give me a break, baby.
[01:05:45]  This is not really something to be doing comedy about.
[01:05:53]  With all due respect, Mexicans have a big problem with this.
[01:05:56]  Mexicans have a big problem with stalking.
[01:05:59]  Well, at least in San Antonio, you hear about these cases all the time on the news.
[01:06:04]  These guys are stalking.
[01:06:05]  These guys don't know how to take no for an answer, etc.
[01:06:08]  This is not something to be comedic about, all right?
[01:06:11]  This is a serious problem.
[01:06:13]  Don't worry about that part, okay?
[01:06:14]  It's very cute.
[01:06:15]  Are you spraying me with the maze?
[01:06:16]  There's very spice in my eyes.
[01:06:18]  And I forgive you because our love is eternal.
[01:06:21]  You're a florecita to my heart, okay?
[01:06:23]  Call me.
[01:06:24]  All right.
[01:06:26]  Stick a fucking burrito in your ass.
[01:06:28]  All right.
[01:06:28]  I look, hey, Noble Savage, I do appreciate the $25 bill, man.
[01:06:33]  But I do not like Chingo Bling, dude.
[01:06:35]  I am not a fan of this guy.
[01:06:36]  This guy's an idiot.
[01:06:38]  And by the way, what is it with minorities and thinking that marrying or hooking up with some blonde white chick is some kind of a trophy?
[01:06:46]  Can somebody answer me that question?
[01:06:49]  Can somebody answer me why it is that these minor, I'm not just speaking of Mexicans, I'm talking about black folks.
[01:06:56]  I mean, they think that by getting a white blonde chick, that's like some kind of a fucking trophy or something of that nature.
[01:07:02]  What the fuck is that all about?
[01:07:04]  I'm not even joking.
[01:07:05]  I mean, any of these damn black athletes, what do they do?
[01:07:08]  They're like, man, I got me a blonde, baby.
[01:07:10]  Little blonde-headed bitch right here, baby.
[01:07:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:07:13]  I'm just, and there's nothing racist about asking that question.
[01:07:18]  Fuck, for fuck's sake.

=== Peter Steele Hell Listening (05:51) ===

[01:07:21]  Anyway, thank you, Noble Savage.
[01:07:23]  Let's continue on.
[01:07:25]  The next $18.66 bucker has been requested by Ashley.
[01:07:30]  Ashley hooked it up with a $25 bill.
[01:07:32]  Thank you, Ashley, by the way.
[01:07:34]  Ashley said, hey, ghost, this will be my last dono for a while.
[01:07:38]  Got to save up to fund my latest media project.
[01:07:41]  Here's some goth metal that you in the chat may like.
[01:07:45]  It's a bit long, but it's worth the eight minutes.
[01:07:47]  Cheers, huh?
[01:07:48]  Well, let's see what kind of goth metal that Ashley has requested here.
[01:07:54]  Because, I mean, whatever happened to goth?
[01:07:57]  What they all happen to goth?
[01:07:58]  They all turn into a bunch of emos because emos now you can be like some poor person and be an emo.
[01:08:04]  You know, when you were goth, you actually had to have like, you know, you actually had to have some kind of garb that was worth a lot.
[01:08:11]  You know what I mean?
[01:08:12]  You had to have some expensive boots and shit.
[01:08:15]  You know what I mean?
[01:08:16]  And by the way, Ashley, hey, typo negative.
[01:08:21]  Typo negative right up my alley.
[01:08:24]  And as a matter of fact, a very good song considering that we are so close to Halloween.
[01:08:29]  So Ashley requested this typo negative Christian woman.
[01:08:33]  Let's play it.
[01:08:36]  Let's play this.
[01:08:42]  There's a little Peter Steele there.
[01:08:45]  You know, little Peter Steele.
[01:08:51]  I look at her every night.
[01:08:56]  And I want to do her bedroom wall.
[01:09:07]  From grace, she will fall.
[01:09:11]  This is a badass song, by the way.
[01:09:13]  I mean, typo negative, the Christian woman, and the other song, black number one.
[01:09:19]  Badass shit.
[01:09:33]  We're celebrating Halloween weekend, baby.
[01:09:36]  Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 18.
[01:09:40]  You know what time it is.
[01:09:42]  Ha ha ha ha!
[01:09:44]  Woo!
[01:09:46]  Dying garden, full of faith.
[01:09:51]  When will you come again?
[01:09:55]  Yes!
[01:09:56]  Yes, boy.
[01:10:11]  You're damn right.
[01:10:15]  Woo!
[01:10:17]  And wait a minute.
[01:10:18]  How the hell is listening to this gang?
[01:10:21]  Who the hell is listening to this game?
[01:10:24]  You know what?
[01:10:32]  You all listen to it.
[01:10:34]  You fucking like it.
[01:10:35]  How you like that shit, huh?
[01:10:37]  You fucking sons of bitches.
[01:10:41]  Hey, everybody sing along to it, huh?
[01:10:45]  Sing along to it.
[01:10:47]  Everybody, ready?
[01:11:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:08]  Salvation Hey, why is everybody telling me that I listen to satanic music?
[01:11:24]  What's wrong with satanic music?
[01:11:42]  Hello.
[01:11:57]  Hey, all right, calm down.
[01:11:58]  Here is a product that would prevent those accidents you keep having in your wheelchair.
[01:12:02]  What are you fucking wheelchair updates?
[01:12:05]  Can you shut up?
[01:12:06]  Hey, we're listening to Peter Steele typo negative up in here, man.
[01:12:12]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:14]  This is the chat room, man.
[01:12:38]  It's Halloween, baby.
[01:12:40]  This is fucking Halloween-esque music, man.
[01:12:46]  Are you kidding me?

=== Rockstar Halloween Music (03:49) ===

[01:13:12]  Jesus, can y'all can y'all hold on?
[01:13:15]  All right.
[01:13:18]  Time to get freaky, huh?
[01:13:20]  To all the beautiful people.
[01:13:21]  We're listening to some goth right now.
[01:13:24]  All right.
[01:13:24]  Stop fucking it up.
[01:13:26]  All right.
[01:13:27]  We're about to get to the good part here.
[01:13:29]  All right.
[01:13:29]  We're about to get to the good part.
[01:13:30]  Do you like to know what you like to know?
[01:13:57]  Sounds like me there.
[01:14:00]  I should be a fucking rock star.
[01:14:03]  I should have been a fucking rock star.
[01:14:07]  I SHOULD'VE BEEN A FUCKING ROCKSTAR!
[01:14:54]  I SHOULD'VE BEEN A ROCKSTAR!
[01:15:01]  I SHOULD'VE BEEN A GODDAMN ROCKSTAR!
[01:15:41]  That's right, every one of you listen to the evil, and let the evil flow freely, I get that word, eotivity, fucking mouth.
[01:16:04]  This is my fucking world.
[01:16:06]  This is my fucking world.
[01:16:08]  It's Satan.
[01:16:10]  And every one of your desires is nurtured by me.
[01:16:15]  So let the evil flow freely!
[01:16:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:32]  Jesus Christ looks like me.
[01:16:37]  Jesus Christ looks like Jesus Christ is right.

=== Baghdadi CIA Contract (03:16) ===

[01:17:02]  Hey, hold on.
[01:17:02]  Somebody just donated.
[01:17:03]  What the hell?
[01:17:04]  Another $18.66 bucker by damn Jay Money.
[01:17:09]  All right, look, that's about enough.
[01:17:10]  All right, we get it.
[01:17:11]  Everybody out here is getting all pissed off because they don't like a little bit of goth music.
[01:17:17]  Anyway, thank you very much, Ashley.
[01:17:19]  I appreciate it.
[01:17:19]  I really enjoyed a little bit of that typo negative for Christ's sake, man.
[01:17:24]  I'm telling you, I like it.
[01:17:25]  It's exciting.
[01:17:26]  She likes to grow.
[01:17:36]  I could have sang that song, dude.
[01:17:39]  I should have been a fucking rock star.
[01:17:40]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:17:42]  Anyway, thank you, Ashley.
[01:17:43]  Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:17:47]  And that was requested by Communist for Trump again.
[01:17:50]  And Communist for Trump said, my last 18 bucker, here are some bar fights.
[01:17:54]  Cheers to you, ghosts.
[01:17:55]  Have a good night and have a great weekend.
[01:17:57]  Thank you very much.
[01:17:59]  And hold on, breaking news.
[01:18:00]  What is this?
[01:18:03]  Military kills ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi in rage.
[01:18:06]  Oh, announcement at 9 a.m. from Trump.
[01:18:09]  Uh-oh.
[01:18:11]  Hey, Baghdadi is dead.
[01:18:13]  The leader of ISIS is now dead, folks.
[01:18:18]  What about that?
[01:18:19]  And I'm sure Donald Trump is not going to give him a honorable Muslim burial like Barack Obama did to Osama bin Laden.
[01:18:27]  Y'all remember that shit?
[01:18:29]  Huh?
[01:18:31]  We didn't even know if we had a proof of death and fucking Barack Obama has given this stupid dumb Osama bin Laden piece of shit a fucking Muslim burial and refused to show his body because oh, we don't want to disrespect the Muslim contingent in the world.
[01:18:45]  Fuck you, Obama.
[01:18:46]  And by the way, since Baghdadi is dead, since Baghdadi is dead, you know what time it is, right?
[01:18:53]  Everybody knows what time it is.
[01:18:56]  You know what time it is.
[01:18:57]  Come on.
[01:19:00]  Lol, lol, you died.
[01:19:01]  Lol, you died.
[01:19:03]  Baghdaddy died.
[01:19:05]  Lol, you died.
[01:19:06]  Lol, lol, you died.
[01:19:10]  Where are you, Baghdaddy?
[01:19:12]  All your terrorism.
[01:19:15]  I hope that you got your 72 virgins, but I doubt that's the case.
[01:19:19]  You died, baby.
[01:19:20]  All right?
[01:19:23]  Lol, you died.
[01:19:25]  Lol, you died.
[01:19:30]  Hold on, what is it?
[01:19:31]  What?
[01:19:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:33]  Baghdadi is a CIA asset.
[01:19:35]  There is no killing Baghdadi.
[01:19:37]  If you believe Baghdadi was killed, you should be beheaded for being such a good guy.
[01:19:42]  Beheaded?
[01:19:42]  Whoa, wait a minute.
[01:19:43]  What are you talking about?
[01:19:47]  I know that.
[01:19:48]  I'm saying we canceled fucking Baghdaddy's contract.
[01:19:51]  Remember, Baghdadi was a part of the CIA membership back when Obama was president, and we canceled this fucking contract.
[01:19:58]  So he's dead now, all right?
[01:20:00]  Lol, lol, you died.
[01:20:02]  Lo, lol, you died.
[01:20:06]  We canceled this fucking contract.
[01:20:07]  That's what we did.
[01:20:12]  Goodbye, ISIS leader, Baghdaddy.
[01:20:16]  And by the way, China's about to have a Muslim problem.

=== Bar Brawl Knockouts (13:13) ===

[01:20:19]  Mark my words.
[01:20:20]  China's about to have a Muslim problem.
[01:20:23]  Huh, yeah.
[01:20:24]  Uh, yeah.
[01:20:28]  All right.
[01:20:29]  All right, all right.
[01:20:30]  Let's move on, folks.
[01:20:31]  All right, we celebrated Baghdaddy getting his ass whooped and killed.
[01:20:35]  Let's go ahead and move on.
[01:20:36]  Once again, Communist for Trump.
[01:20:38]  He says that these are some bar brawls here.
[01:20:40]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:42]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:42]  Communist for Trump, baby.
[01:20:44]  You know what I like?
[01:20:45]  Here it is.
[01:20:46]  Since I can't watch combative sports today at a goddamn sports bar, let's watch some goddamn bar brawls.
[01:20:52]  Here we go.
[01:20:54]  Bar brawl.
[01:20:56]  Bar.
[01:20:56]  Yeah.
[01:20:57]  Kick his ass.
[01:20:58]  Kick it.
[01:20:59]  Yeah.
[01:21:00]  Kick his ass.
[01:21:02]  Fuck him up.
[01:21:04]  Fuck him up.
[01:21:06]  Kick his ass.
[01:21:11]  KICK HIS ASS!
[01:21:21]  Nothing like a good bar brawl to get everybody spirited, you say the least.
[01:21:25]  And this looks like an a bar on a cruise or something?
[01:21:29]  Oh, this looks like 6th Street.
[01:21:31]  This looks like 6th Street.
[01:21:32]  Here it is.
[01:21:33]  Yeah!
[01:21:35]  Yeah!
[01:21:36]  Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up, punch him in his fucking mouth, man.
[01:21:51]  Yeah!
[01:21:54]  Yeah!
[01:21:58]  Fuck him up!
[01:22:00]  Fuck him up!
[01:22:04]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:22:05]  Watch out for the blacks.
[01:22:10]  Watch out for the blacks.
[01:22:11]  Look at this guy getting up bloody, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:13]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[01:22:20]  Oh, this guy's...
[01:22:21]  Look, he's...
[01:22:22]  He's knocked out with his fucking...
[01:22:24]  He's bleeding out of his nose, his mouth, and all kinds of orifices.
[01:22:31]  All right, what is this?
[01:22:32]  Looks like a parking lot brawl.
[01:22:34]  Looks like you're quite the central after-the-club parking lot brawl.
[01:22:39]  I've been in a couple of these before.
[01:22:41]  I love these types.
[01:22:42]  The only thing that you got to look out for is some goddamn person trying to run you over with a car.
[01:22:49]  Yeah!
[01:22:51]  Fuck them up!
[01:22:52]  Two!
[01:22:53]  Two knockouts!
[01:22:55]  Damn right!
[01:22:56]  Fuck him off!
[01:23:02]  You got knocked the fuck out!
[01:23:09]  Look, knock these two brothers out.
[01:23:11]  They're out cold.
[01:23:17]  These guys are on the floor like, man, I just wanted to come out and knack to some chicks.
[01:23:21]  Now I'm on the floor bleeding.
[01:23:26]  Oh, come on, knock another one out.
[01:23:28]  Knock somebody else out.
[01:23:31]  Knock a black guy out.
[01:23:33]  Knock a black guy out.
[01:23:40]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:23:41]  Here's a bunch of blacks.
[01:23:43]  Oh, no, they're Mexican.
[01:23:44]  I'm sorry.
[01:23:45]  Oh, they're blacks.
[01:23:47]  Okay, here are the Mihicanos.
[01:23:49]  Let's see what the Mihicanos are doing.
[01:23:51]  Come on, Mikano.
[01:23:52]  What do you got?
[01:23:53]  Fuck him up.
[01:23:54]  Fuck him up like he just took your taco.
[01:23:57]  Fuck him up!
[01:24:03]  Fuck him up like he took your fucking taco, man.
[01:24:06]  Fuck him off.
[01:24:11]  I mean, look at the slow punches on this fat asshole.
[01:24:13]  Look at too much bean and cheese.
[01:24:16]  Too much fucking bean and cheese.
[01:24:17]  Look at this guy.
[01:24:20]  But how am I going to go to the battle?
[01:24:22]  Hey, what Danny got up?
[01:24:23]  Come on, get up, dog.
[01:24:24]  Let him get up.
[01:24:26]  Let him get up.
[01:24:28]  Come on, let him get him up.
[01:24:32]  Whoever says World Star should get jumped.
[01:24:34]  I'm not even joking.
[01:24:36]  Pause this.
[01:24:37]  Anybody in these instances that says World Star, everybody should look at that idiot and start punching that fucker in the face.
[01:24:44]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:24:48]  Oh, it's a bait.
[01:24:49]  A couple of bitches.
[01:24:50]  Look at this fat whore.
[01:24:53]  Oh, Louis Fatbitch.
[01:24:55]  She ain't taking no shit.
[01:24:57]  Fuck her up, Fatty.
[01:24:59]  Fuck her up, Fatty.
[01:25:01]  It's going down.
[01:25:04]  Oh!
[01:25:08]  Oh, man, look at Fatty go.
[01:25:10]  Oh, bitch.
[01:25:11]  Oh, she got her.
[01:25:12]  It's over.
[01:25:13]  Stop talking me, motherfucker.
[01:25:15]  Yo, let her take out.
[01:25:16]  Stop.
[01:25:17]  Look at Fatty.
[01:25:19]  Hey, Fatty, get up and get that bitch.
[01:25:21]  Hey, Fatty, get up and get that bitch.
[01:25:24]  Get up and get that bitch.
[01:25:28]  Motherfucker, relax.
[01:25:29]  Come on, buddy, fuck you.
[01:25:30]  Relax now.
[01:25:31]  Relax.
[01:25:34]  There's another fatty on the floor.
[01:25:35]  Where the hell did that fatty come from?
[01:25:39]  And this should go to show you: if you're a fatty, wear black clothes.
[01:25:42]  It makes you look thinner.
[01:25:43]  didn't even see that fatty in the black oh black guy versus what is this a black guy versus a chick Oh, wait, hold on.
[01:25:55]  Calm down.
[01:25:56]  This is horrible.
[01:25:57]  All right.
[01:25:58]  Brothers, you know, I don't care how bad a chick makes you feel.
[01:26:02]  This is horrible.
[01:26:02]  Let's see what happens to this brother and this chick.
[01:26:08]  Get her.
[01:26:08]  What?
[01:26:09]  Let go of my shirt.
[01:26:11]  Let go of my shirt.
[01:26:12]  What?
[01:26:13]  Let go of my shirt.
[01:26:16]  Let go of my shirt.
[01:26:18]  Oh, brother, just popped her back.
[01:26:21]  Oh, no.
[01:26:23]  Somebody jump and kick this brother's ass.
[01:26:26]  Oh!
[01:26:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:28]  Come on.
[01:26:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:34]  Hey, hold on, hold on.
[01:26:36]  Hold on.
[01:26:36]  This is a pool brawl.
[01:26:38]  Look at this.
[01:26:38]  Look at this.
[01:26:39]  They're fighting over some pool game.
[01:26:41]  I love pool brawls.
[01:26:43]  Let's see if a pool stick is used.
[01:26:57]  Knock the fuck out!
[01:26:59]  The minority got knocked the fuck out!
[01:27:08]  Got knocked out while fucking Bon Jovi plays in the background.
[01:27:13]  the irony.
[01:27:14]  I'm a cowboy and this little horse I ride and I'm wanted.
[01:27:27]  Won't it?
[01:27:33]  Oh, there's another bar brawl.
[01:27:35]  I love bar brawls, dude.
[01:27:40]  Look, this guy, hold my purse.
[01:27:41]  Hold my man purse.
[01:27:43]  Hold my merse.
[01:27:45]  I gotta fight.
[01:27:46]  Hold my merse.
[01:27:52]  Hold my merse.
[01:27:57]  Sup Goes just got back from a long day.
[01:27:59]  Oh, yeah, hold on.
[01:28:00]  Somebody don't need to get some 80s.
[01:28:02]  Hey, train lover 567 with the 80s, dude.
[01:28:05]  We'll get to yours in just a second.
[01:28:07]  I'm watching some bar brawls.
[01:28:08]  I'm loving this.
[01:28:09]  I'm loving this shit.
[01:28:16]  Oh, here we go.
[01:28:17]  Here we go.
[01:28:18]  Yeah, bar brawl.
[01:28:19]  Bar brawl.
[01:28:21]  Fuck him up.
[01:28:22]  Fuck him up.
[01:28:27]  Fuck the guy with the man purse up.
[01:28:29]  Fuck him up.
[01:28:31]  Yeah.
[01:28:33]  Yeah.
[01:28:35]  Fuck him up.
[01:28:37]  Punch him in his fucking mouth, man.
[01:28:47]  Oh, man, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:28:54]  Bar brawls.
[01:28:56]  I'm loving bar brawls.
[01:29:02]  Fuck him up.
[01:29:04]  Fuck them up!
[01:29:12]  There, there, there.
[01:29:13]  Fucking knock that asshole with the man purse out.
[01:29:16]  Knock the fucking guy with the merch the fuck out.
[01:29:24]  All right, looks like an after-bar brawl, a parking lot brawl.
[01:29:28]  After bar parking lot brawl.
[01:29:30]  Here it is.
[01:29:33]  Knock him out.
[01:29:34]  Kick him in his head.
[01:29:35]  Kick him in his fucking head.
[01:29:41]  Kick him in his head.
[01:29:42]  Yeah, kick him.
[01:29:43]  Kick him in his fucking head.
[01:29:46]  Knock this pussy out.
[01:29:47]  Knock that.
[01:29:48]  Yes.
[01:29:49]  Yes.
[01:29:50]  That's me after the bar right there.
[01:29:53]  Fuck him up.
[01:29:54]  Fuck them the fuck up.
[01:29:59]  You're goddamn right.
[01:30:01]  Damn, you let him.
[01:30:03]  He bodybulled me off.
[01:30:07]  Look, somebody over there is yelling, help, help, help.
[01:30:14]  Oh, yeah, that's great, dude.
[01:30:19]  Are you going to jump me?
[01:30:24]  And here come the cops to fucking fuck everything up.
[01:30:34]  Damn.
[01:30:36]  Hey, hold on, hold on.
[01:30:38]  We got another 18-bunker coming in here.
[01:30:40]  Who is this?
[01:30:41]  Ghost favorite song slash event.
[01:30:44]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:30:45]  All right, look, one more bar brawl.
[01:30:47]  I'm sorry.
[01:30:48]  And one more bar brawl.
[01:30:50]  And anybody who says this is boring, you're taking it in the ass.
[01:30:54]  Jeez.
[01:30:56]  I don't know where the other dude wins.
[01:30:57]  Even more bar bro!
[01:30:59]  Yeah, man.
[01:31:01]  Shit.
[01:31:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:08]  Is this it?
[01:31:09]  I think there's one more bar brawl after this.
[01:31:12]  She can get hit back.
[01:31:13]  I am not saying domestic abuse is okay.
[01:31:16]  But if a chick hits me first, it'll give her two chances to calm down before I lay my pimp hands strong.
[01:31:22]  Oh, look at Duva Dude.
[01:31:26]  Look at Duvadu.
[01:31:28]  Duva Dude's one of my blacks, and he says that he'll pimp fucking slap abroad if a broad decides that she's going to get uppity.
[01:31:35]  So you heard it from one of my blacks.
[01:31:38]  There it is.
[01:31:39]  Let's see this last bar brawl here.
[01:31:40]  Come on.
[01:31:41]  Let's get one more bar brawl.
[01:31:47]  One more bar brawl.
[01:31:49]  There it is.
[01:31:49]  There it is.
[01:31:50]  Come on, baby.
[01:31:51]  Come on.
[01:31:52]  Hold on.
[01:31:52]  No, no.
[01:31:53]  I'm getting a donut.
[01:31:54]  God damn it.
[01:31:56]  What is this?
[01:31:56]  A question.
[01:31:57]  What's your fucking question?
[01:31:59]  Okay.
[01:32:00]  Why don't any of these people get arrested?
[01:32:02]  And why do people care about getting arrest records?
[01:32:07]  Or why don't people care about getting arrest records?
[01:32:09]  You can't get a job if you have an arrest record.
[01:32:12]  Well, that depends, dude.
[01:32:14]  You know, it depends on if it's a felony or misdemeanor.
[01:32:19]  Typically, if there's no charges filed, the police will just throw you in the drunk tank and release you first thing in the morning, about seven in the fucking morning, okay?
[01:32:31]  Now, if somebody does throw some kind of charge on you, whether it's a cop or whether it's the other party that you fucked up, typically it'll be a misdemeanor.
[01:32:40]  It'll typically be a disturbance of the peace.
[01:32:45]  Now, if weapons are involved, that's a whole other case.
[01:32:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:32:49]  So, like, if I was to take a bottle and break it on somebody's face and got caught for that, that all of a sudden turns from a misdemeanor up to a felony.
[01:32:57]  And then I'd have to, you know, then I'd be in some serious trouble.
[01:33:01]  So I'm just, I'm just saying.
[01:33:02]  Anyway, let's continue.
[01:33:04]  This is the last fight.
[01:33:06]  Bar brawl.
[01:33:07]  Let's see what we got.
[01:33:12]  Oh, yeah.
[01:33:13]  Fuck him up.
[01:33:14]  Kick his fucking head.
[01:33:17]  Yeah.
[01:33:19]  Kick his fucking head.
[01:33:30]  Slap a couple of the bitches while you're at home Hold on.

=== Gate Boots Pants Poop (09:23) ===

[01:33:33]  What is this?
[01:33:33]  What?
[01:33:34]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:35]  What is this?
[01:33:37]  I have a Mr. Meet.
[01:33:39]  I don't have anything, dude.
[01:33:41]  You understand that?
[01:33:42]  I was smart.
[01:33:43]  All right.
[01:33:44]  Whenever I get somebody, I make sure that they're too intimidated to come at me, especially when it comes to getting to the coppers.
[01:33:53]  Anyway, let's not talk about me.
[01:33:54]  We're listening to this.
[01:33:56]  All right?
[01:33:58]  Come on, let's see somebody else.
[01:34:00]  Fuck them up.
[01:34:04]  Fuck him up.
[01:34:06]  Let's go.
[01:34:07]  Let him real work.
[01:34:08]  All right.
[01:34:08]  That's it.
[01:34:09]  All right.
[01:34:10]  That's it.
[01:34:10]  All right.
[01:34:11]  Here it is.
[01:34:12]  All right.
[01:34:13]  Thank you very much, Communist for Trump, who requested that fight video.
[01:34:17]  I really did much appreciate it.
[01:34:19]  Thank you very much.
[01:34:21]  Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:34:24]  This one is requested by Mr. BN King.
[01:34:28]  And what did Mr. BN King say?
[01:34:29]  He said, hey, ghosts, thanks for the weekend shows.
[01:34:32]  Hope you rest well after this.
[01:34:34]  Here's some 2000s music as next week is Halloween.
[01:34:38]  Video is choppy, but the music is what matters.
[01:34:41]  Have a good night, GX.
[01:34:42]  Cheers, Trump 2020.
[01:34:45]  You're goddamn right, Trump 2020, baby.
[01:34:48]  You goddamn right, Trump 2020.
[01:34:51]  Anyway, let's go ahead and see what BN King, Mr. BN King, has in store here as it pertains to 2000s music.
[01:34:59]  Mr. BN King, once again, thank you for the $20 bill.
[01:35:02]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:35:04]  What is this?
[01:35:05]  What is this?
[01:35:08]  D-Devils dance with the devil?
[01:35:11]  D-Devils dance with the devil?
[01:35:15]  Six centuries ago.
[01:35:17]  Six centuries ago, the last visitor from Earth entered my world.
[01:35:22]  Now it's your turn to feel.
[01:35:24]  Hey, it's Satan!
[01:35:27]  The gates are open.
[01:35:35]  I can assure you, Satan doesn't look like that.
[01:35:38]  Satan doesn't look like that kind of a fruiter.
[01:35:44]  Hate.
[01:35:45]  Fear.
[01:35:46]  Chaos.
[01:35:47]  Darkness.
[01:35:48]  Evil.
[01:35:56]  Let's sing it.
[01:35:56]  Boots and pants.
[01:35:58]  Come on, let's sing it real quick.
[01:35:59]  Let's hear the beat.
[01:36:00]  Let's hear the boots and pants beat.
[01:36:01]  The world of demons.
[01:36:03]  Look around.
[01:36:04]  Let's hear the boots and pants beep!
[01:36:15]  There's no way out.
[01:36:17]  Gate five.
[01:36:18]  Feel the fire.
[01:36:20]  Gate 6, pick up your weapons and fight!
[01:36:30]  Come on, where is it?
[01:36:33]  Come on.
[01:36:34]  Fight and dance with the devil.
[01:36:39]  There it is.
[01:36:40]  Boots and pants and Who feels like raving tonight, huh?
[01:36:51]  Who feels like going to an online rave?
[01:36:54]  Huh?
[01:36:55]  Go!
[01:36:58]  Go!
[01:36:59]  Yes!
[01:37:00]  Yes!
[01:37:02]  What do you think about this, Satan?
[01:37:05]  I'm loving every minute of it.
[01:37:10]  Let the eagle flow freely, ha ha ha ha!
[01:37:18]  Anyway, Mr. BNKing, this is very interesting music, dude.
[01:37:22]  Gate one, gate two, gate three, gate four, gate five, gate six, six, six.
[01:37:39]  I want to be honest with you, the way these people are dressed, they're kind of making Satanists look like a bunch of fruit bowls.
[01:37:47]  Now fight me again.
[01:37:53]  Where's the boots and pants, B?
[01:37:55]  Fight.
[01:37:57]  Here we go.
[01:37:58]  Here we go.
[01:37:59]  Here's the boots and pants, bitch.
[01:38:01]  And dance with the devil.
[01:38:03]  Boots and pants and All right, I guess that's the end there.
[01:38:22]  That's the end.
[01:38:23]  Hey, cheers to Mr. BN King.
[01:38:26]  Once again, thank you for the $20 bill and thank you for that request, given the fact that we're so close to Halloween.
[01:38:33]  As a matter of fact, this is Saturday night.
[01:38:35]  Most people are having their damn Halloween parties tonight.
[01:38:38]  As you can see, I wasn't invited to any goddamn Halloween party.
[01:38:41]  Instead, I'm wasting my life with you people, wasting my weekend.
[01:38:45]  So enjoy.
[01:38:47]  Let's go ahead and get to the next one.
[01:38:48]  Once again, cheers for Mr. BN King.
[01:38:51]  The next $18.66 bucker was requested by Pingas.
[01:38:55]  Pingas, and look, we're going to do some raids right after we get done with these 18 buckers, okay?
[01:39:01]  Pingas says, hey, G-Man, I just got back home from a Halloween party.
[01:39:05]  I dressed up as Freddie Mercury of Queen.
[01:39:08]  I recorded a brief video of my experience in joy.
[01:39:12]  I wonder if this is a genuine video of his experience or if this is some kind of troll shit.
[01:39:17]  All right, here it is.
[01:39:18]  Pingas requested this one here.
[01:39:21]  Let's see what Pingas requests.
[01:39:23]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:39:25]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[01:39:27]  This is requested by Pingas.
[01:39:29]  People on the streets having a good time.
[01:39:32]  Oh my God.
[01:39:35]  I don't like Star Wars.
[01:39:39]  The fuck is this shit?
[01:39:43]  The hell is this crap?
[01:39:46]  Hey, hey, hey!
[01:39:50]  Oh my god.
[01:39:51]  Just give me, give me, give me, give me fried chicken.
[01:39:54]  No.
[01:39:56]  Give me fried chicken.
[01:39:58]  I'm just building down.
[01:40:01]  I'm having a bar.
[01:40:06]  That was it?
[01:40:08]  That was it?
[01:40:09]  Are you shitting me?
[01:40:10]  I mean, good God.
[01:40:12]  Anyway, thank you, Pingas.
[01:40:14]  I really do appreciate it.
[01:40:15]  I was expecting a little bit more, but I don't know.
[01:40:18]  I don't know what I was expecting.
[01:40:19]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:40:20]  All right.
[01:40:21]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:40:25]  This was requested by Wheelchair Upgrades.
[01:40:27]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:40:29]  Wheelchair upgrades said, Howdy Ghost.
[01:40:32]  Here's a product that would prevent those accidents you keep having in your wheelchair.
[01:40:37]  Should give the NG a few nights off when you have him clean your wheelchair at least.
[01:40:42]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:40:45]  Is this some sick son of a bitch?
[01:40:47]  Is this, yeah, this looks like a sick son of a bitch.
[01:40:52]  I knew it, dude.
[01:40:53]  I knew it.
[01:40:54]  It's this adult swim garbage.
[01:40:56]  All right.
[01:40:57]  Please, viewer discretion is advised.
[01:40:59]  This is adult swim horseshit.
[01:41:02]  White people humor.
[01:41:03]  All right.
[01:41:03]  So here it is.
[01:41:05]  Play it.
[01:41:06]  Following commercial has been modified for a mature audience.
[01:41:09]  White people fucking comedy.
[01:41:12]  I'm Bradley Michael Fartz, and my family's been in the hoop business for over 30 years.
[01:41:17]  That's why we invented the poop tube.
[01:41:19]  The poop tube revolutionizes the pooping experience.
[01:41:22]  It really works.
[01:41:24]  Now you can stand up and poop like a man.
[01:41:26]  No more standing in long lines to wait to take the poop.
[01:41:29]  Yeah, that's great.
[01:41:30]  Look at that.
[01:41:30]  That's great.
[01:41:32]  Yeah.
[01:41:33]  That's great.
[01:41:37]  And the hoop tube is for kids, too.
[01:41:41]  And now the tube smell is improved.
[01:41:43]  Oh, God.
[01:41:45]  It's better than it used to.
[01:41:47]  If you're like me, there's nothing more embarrassing than having to sit on a filthy toilet seat to take a poop.
[01:41:53]  I mean, what the?
[01:41:55]  Is this supposed to be funny?
[01:41:58]  Is this supposed to be funny?
[01:41:59]  Seriously.
[01:42:00]  I can sell the poop tube.
[01:42:04]  I mean, this is fucking stupid.
[01:42:06]  Get this shit out.
[01:42:07]  I mean, seriously, this is why adults swim and the people that work for it should all be repeatedly hitting the fucking balls with an acme brick, as far as I'm concerned.
[01:42:18]  That was fucking dumb.
[01:42:19]  Anyway, wheelchair upgrades.
[01:42:21]  Thank you very much for that stupid fucking video.
[01:42:24]  All right.
[01:42:25]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:42:27]  And look, we got a lot of these folks.
[01:42:29]  We are fucking piled up.
[01:42:31]  We are piled up with $18.66 buckers here.
[01:42:34]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:42:36]  All right.
[01:42:37]  So everybody that's out there saying, we want to raid, we want to raid.
[01:42:40]  I got to finish up with this goddamn $18.66 bucker for heaven's sake, dude.
[01:42:45]  All right, so we're going to do that.
[01:42:47]  Let's get to the next one.
[01:42:48]  We're going to try to get through it as quick as possible.
[01:42:51]  Time to get freaky requested this $18.66 bucker.

=== Something Beautiful Free (03:37) ===

[01:42:56]  And he said, this goes out to all you beautiful people.
[01:43:00]  Time to get freaky requested this.
[01:43:02]  So let's see what the hell.
[01:43:04]  Time to get freaky.
[01:43:05]  And hold on, we got to wait for another five seconds until we can.
[01:43:09]  Oh, I see this.
[01:43:11]  I see what you did there, huh?
[01:43:13]  Since we're so close to Halloween, how about and thank you for time to get freaky?
[01:43:19]  Hold on, here we got another one by Train Lover.
[01:43:21]  Something a little different in music, some metal.
[01:43:24]  All right.
[01:43:25]  Well, thank you very much, Train Lover.
[01:43:26]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to be hitting up one of your $18.66 bucker here in just a second.
[01:43:32]  But now, Time to Get Freaky requested this saying this goes out to all the beautiful people.
[01:43:38]  And guess what?
[01:43:39]  A little bit of Marilyn Manson.
[01:43:41]  A little bit of Marilyn Manson.
[01:43:44]  And by the way, I like Marilyn Manson's videos too.
[01:43:46]  They're actually pretty creepy.
[01:43:48]  You know?
[01:43:50]  They're ahead of their time.
[01:43:52]  They're what horror movies should be.
[01:43:54]  you know, Marilyn Manson.
[01:44:02]  Welcome to all my beautiful people.
[01:44:27]  Singing with me.
[01:44:29]  And I don't want you.
[01:44:30]  And I don't need you.
[01:44:35]  You hurt your fault cause you're always wrong!
[01:44:48]  can't smell the forest full of trees and you can't smell your own shit on your knees every motherfucker that's in your way Hey, you, what do you see?
[01:45:12]  Something beautiful and something free.
[01:45:15]  Hey, you, why are you talking to me?
[01:45:20]  You're damn right.
[01:45:22]  The beautiful people.
[01:45:23]  Beautiful people to be
[01:46:11]  one of the beautiful people.
[01:46:32]  Hey, Tony, the homie.

=== Ghost Black Carl Winslow (07:57) ===

[01:46:33]  Nobody gives a shit.
[01:46:34]  Sit there and shut the fuck up and listen, you fucking fruit bowl.
[01:46:41]  Always have to have some smart-ass yolky liquors up in here.
[01:46:43]  If you were in front of my face, I'd fucking put a hole in your facial like this.
[01:47:12]  All right.
[01:47:13]  That was pretty good.
[01:47:14]  That was a good one.
[01:47:15]  That was a good one.
[01:47:16]  We can go ahead and end it there.
[01:47:17]  And hey, Spermy the Cat.
[01:47:19]  I don't sound sick.
[01:47:21]  I barely have any voice left after fucking yesterday, man.
[01:47:26]  All right.
[01:47:26]  I've been fucking around with you people yesterday, man.
[01:47:29]  I can't believe that I, this is my voice, dude.
[01:47:32]  You're listening to it.
[01:47:33]  This is it.
[01:47:34]  This is a consequence of broadcasting to all of you fucking milky liquors for fuck's sake.
[01:47:39]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:47:41]  You know what?
[01:47:41]  I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:47:43]  You know what time it is?
[01:47:45]  I need more beer.
[01:47:48]  And as a matter of fact, I think the beer is actually helping my voice, to be honest with you.
[01:47:53]  All right.
[01:47:55]  I think the beer is actually helping my voice for Christ's sake.
[01:47:58]  And by the way, I should probably smoke some tobacco while I'm at it.
[01:48:01]  All right.
[01:48:02]  Anyway, I am drinking some Stella Artos.
[01:48:04]  And the reason is, is because it had two 12 packs.
[01:48:07]  Buy two 12 packs, get one free.
[01:48:11]  There it is.
[01:48:12]  All right.
[01:48:15]  Oh, man.
[01:48:17]  Let me tell you, you idiots in the chat room, y'all aren't going to harsh my mellow on this Saturday night, baby.
[01:48:22]  It's Halloween night.
[01:48:24]  It's Halloween weekend.
[01:48:25]  I should say Halloween night is on fucking, what is it, Wednesday or some shit?
[01:48:30]  Thursday, some shit like that.
[01:48:31]  But it is Halloween weekend.
[01:48:34]  And hold on, somebody's asking me to take a shot.
[01:48:36]  So hold on, let me take a shot.
[01:48:38]  Hold on, let me make sure to put on the rest of the beer in this glass.
[01:48:42]  All right, give me a shot glass.
[01:48:44]  I need a fucking shot.
[01:48:45]  All right.
[01:48:46]  Got the shot glass.
[01:48:48]  Let me go ahead and get some of this scotch.
[01:48:50]  I'm at the end of this Glenn Morangi.
[01:48:52]  I think I got about three or four more shots left.
[01:48:55]  So let's go ahead and do this.
[01:48:59]  Oh, oh, not that big of a fucking shot.
[01:49:04]  Not that big of a goddamn shot.
[01:49:06]  Anyway, folks, I want to say happy Saturday night.
[01:49:10]  Saturday night.
[01:49:11]  Saturday night troll show.
[01:49:15]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[01:49:18]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on this Halloween weekend.
[01:49:22]  Thank you for tuning in.
[01:49:23]  And once again, folks, I'd like to ask each and every one of you to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is live and in effect.
[01:49:37]  And we're underground here on Vaughn.live.
[01:49:40]  So make sure to tell everybody you know, folks, all right?
[01:49:44]  Make sure to tell everybody you know, all right.
[01:49:46]  Anyway, here we go.
[01:49:47]  We're taking a shot down the gullet.
[01:49:50]  Once again, Highland Single Malt, Glenn Morangi, aged 15 years, began its aging in oak barrel casks.
[01:49:58]  Finish it off in what does it finish it off?
[01:50:03]  Oh, yeah, Ruby port casks.
[01:50:07]  Some pretty good stuff here.
[01:50:08]  So cheers to everybody out there who's listening, baby.
[01:50:10]  I hope you're having a good Saturday night with me and thank you for chilling with me, man.
[01:50:13]  Let's go ahead and take this shot.
[01:50:15]  And by the way, somebody in here said, hey, can we take a shot?
[01:50:19]  Well, here, I'm about to take a shot right now.
[01:50:21]  So if you want to take a shot with me, ready?
[01:50:24]  One, two, three, shoot it.
[01:50:29]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:50:33]  That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
[01:50:36]  Oh, I love Scotch.
[01:50:39]  I love Scotch, baby.
[01:50:41]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:50:44]  If y'all want to give me something for Christmas, get me a whole bunch of scotch.
[01:50:47]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[01:50:49]  All right, here we go.
[01:50:50]  Let's get to the next one here.
[01:50:52]  Thank you for Time to Get Freaky, who requested that beautiful people request.
[01:50:57]  Let's go ahead and get to the next one.
[01:50:59]  This is J Money9629.
[01:51:02]  And he said, Ghost if he was black.
[01:51:06]  Ghost if he was black.
[01:51:08]  All right, let's see what Jay Money's talking about out here.
[01:51:10]  J Money9629, ghost if he was black.
[01:51:15]  And hold on, I have to, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:17]  I got to wait for this St. Jude commercial.
[01:51:20]  Where's the cure?
[01:51:22]  Like, how many more trillions of dollars do we have to raise for cancer research before somebody recognizes that?
[01:51:29]  Hey, look, here was the cure all along.
[01:51:32]  It was oxidation of the body.
[01:51:35]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to J Money9629.
[01:51:39]  Ghost if he was black.
[01:51:42]  And what the hell is this?
[01:51:43]  This is family matters.
[01:51:45]  Isn't this fucking Urkel?
[01:51:46]  All I have to do is simply control my temper.
[01:51:50]  Yeah, that's going to be tough.
[01:51:52]  What are you saying?
[01:51:53]  I can't do anything.
[01:51:53]  Are you saying I'm Carl Winslow?
[01:51:55]  We are late for change!
[01:51:57]  Let's go!
[01:52:05]  I'm fucking Carl Winslow!
[01:52:08]  What do you mean, like this?
[01:52:09]  Like a bonehead.
[01:52:11]  And read it to me.
[01:52:13]  And no more musical tributes to my butt.
[01:52:16]  What?
[01:52:16]  No, out.
[01:52:17]  Wait, oh.
[01:52:19]  Oh, would you please?
[01:52:20]  Just have to fall.
[01:52:25]  I actually like Urkel.
[01:52:26]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:52:26]  I thought Urkel was funny until he played Urkel until he was 40.
[01:52:31]  How will you go shit out?
[01:52:33]  What?
[01:52:33]  Oh, what do you want?
[01:52:35]  Oh, will you please stop with the cows?
[01:52:38]  Or will you just pull off the sheet?
[01:52:40]  Oh, will you shine out?
[01:52:43]  Hey, K-K-K-K-K.
[01:52:48]  Edward.
[01:52:54]  I'm Carl Winslow.
[01:52:55]  You got to be shitting me, dude.
[01:53:08]  Fuckin' Urkel.
[01:53:10]  Fucking Urkel.
[01:53:11]  I miss Urkel, man.
[01:53:14]  Then I suggest you run.
[01:53:17]  Get out.
[01:53:20]  Get out.
[01:53:21]  Get out, Get out.
[01:53:25]  Get out!
[01:53:27]  No!
[01:53:29]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[01:53:30]  I am not Carl Winslow, okay?
[01:53:35]  I mean, seriously, do you think I'm some fat, portly man like this?
[01:53:38]  Is that what y'all have a vision of me?
[01:53:40]  Is this it?
[01:53:41]  Is this your vision?
[01:53:59]  You idiot!
[01:54:17]  I'm mad about you, you know, for the evening.
[01:54:18]  If ghost was black, real funny, Jay Money, if ghost was black.
[01:54:22]  I'm a fat, portly black man.

=== Jesse Girl Eric Harris (09:41) ===

[01:54:31]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[01:54:34]  I've had enough of this.
[01:54:35]  I don't like how people are getting so much humor in the chat room about this man, I don't know, being me black or something.
[01:54:42]  I don't know what the hell you're trying to say, but you all can shove it up your goddamn cooter.
[01:54:47]  All right?
[01:54:47]  You can shove it up your cooter, you coomers.
[01:54:51]  All right, let's continue.
[01:54:52]  And who the hell is this?
[01:54:53]  $2.
[01:54:54]  At least Carl has legs.
[01:54:57]  At least Carl has, like, oh, fuck off.
[01:54:59]  All right, we got Train Lover up in here.
[01:55:02]  Train Lover 567 requested this $18.66 bucker, and he said, Sup, ghost, just got back from a long day at work.
[01:55:11]  Here's some 80s.
[01:55:13]  So let's see what Train Lover 567 has as it relates to 80s music, shall we?
[01:55:19]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[01:55:20]  Oh, this is classic.
[01:55:22]  This is classic.
[01:55:24]  Everybody remembers this, right?
[01:55:27]  Everybody wants Jesse's girl.
[01:55:31]  Jesse is a friend.
[01:55:33]  It's the only goddamn song Rick Springfield ever did, for Christ's sake.
[01:55:36]  You know?
[01:55:38]  Something's changed.
[01:55:39]  It ain't hard to define.
[01:55:41]  Jesse's got himself a girl.
[01:55:43]  And I want to make her mine.
[01:55:45]  That she's watching him with those eyes.
[01:55:48]  And she's loading with that money.
[01:55:50]  Yeah, look at all these people there complaining, huh?
[01:55:52]  Boomer music.
[01:55:54]  Just sit there and shut up and fucking eat it.
[01:55:57]  Eat it!
[01:55:59]  Eat it!
[01:56:00]  I wish that I had Jesse's girl.
[01:56:05]  When can I find a woman like that?
[01:56:09]  I'll play along with the charade.
[01:56:13]  That doesn't seem to be a reason.
[01:56:15]  I mean, what a cocksucker, man.
[01:56:16]  This guy wants somebody else's chick.
[01:56:18]  This guy should get his ass beat.
[01:56:20]  I'm not even joking, man.
[01:56:21]  Jesse, you should fucking kick the shit out of this guy just for looking at his chick like that.
[01:56:25]  Huh?
[01:56:27]  Come on, Jesse.
[01:56:28]  Go up to this guy and say, I've seen how you looked at my chick.
[01:56:31]  All right, I don't fucking like it.
[01:56:33]  And give him a fucking smack.
[01:56:35]  You know, I wish that I had Jesse's girl.
[01:56:40]  I wish that I had Jesse's girl.
[01:56:45]  When can I find a woman like that's like Jesse's?
[01:56:49]  Fucking, even back then, everybody was down with OPP, yeah?
[01:56:52]  Jesse's girl.
[01:56:53]  Everybody was down with OPP back then.
[01:56:55]  Other people's property, huh?
[01:56:58]  Fucking typical.
[01:57:06]  Look at these.
[01:57:07]  He's up late at night.
[01:57:08]  He can't help himself.
[01:57:09]  He's washing his face.
[01:57:11]  He's having hard-on, fucking wet dreams over Jesse's girl.
[01:57:15]  wishing that he could fucking bang Jesse's girl while Jesse's behind a lampshade waxing his carrot why can't I have a woman like that Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
[01:57:43]  I mean, why don't you get your own chick, dude?
[01:57:45]  It's Saturday night.
[01:57:46]  Why don't you go out to a bar?
[01:57:48]  You know, go up to a chick and say, hey, how you doing, baby?
[01:57:53]  Can I buy you a drink?
[01:57:55]  And maybe after the var I could go and take you to my house and stick my hot pepper up your ass and all right, all right, we get it, dude.
[01:58:16]  Not too bad.
[01:58:17]  Hey, Trade Lover, I do like this song, by the way.
[01:58:20]  But, you know, you look at the video, pure cookery.
[01:58:24]  Cuckery comes to mind when viewing this video and listening to this song.
[01:58:28]  I do like the song, though, all right?
[01:58:31]  I do like this song.
[01:58:32]  All right, there's Jesse's girl.
[01:58:33]  Thank you, train lover 567.
[01:58:36]  I appreciate it.
[01:58:37]  And all you idiots that are sitting over here saying that this is boomer music, go shove it up your goddamn ass.
[01:58:42]  All right.
[01:58:44]  What's millennial music?
[01:58:45]  Huh?
[01:58:45]  Skrillex?
[01:58:46]  Is that it, huh?
[01:58:47]  Huh?
[01:58:48]  Fucking young thug?
[01:58:50]  Some supposed gangster rapper that likes to wear skirts and dresses and shit?
[01:58:54]  Wears man purses.
[01:58:56]  Anyway, once again, thank you to Milton Friedman.
[01:58:59]  We discussed this earlier in the broadcast.
[01:59:02]  Baghdaddy, the leader of ISIS, is dead.
[01:59:05]  And I hope that we see a proof of death.
[01:59:07]  I hope that this government doesn't do what Obama did when they killed Osama bin Laden.
[01:59:13]  Barack Obama gave Osama bin Laden a Muslim's death.
[01:59:17]  We didn't even take his picture when he was dead.
[01:59:19]  And we put him out to sea.
[01:59:21]  Oh, isn't that great?
[01:59:22]  Fucking pussy.
[01:59:24]  Fucking pussy.
[01:59:25]  I want proof of death.
[01:59:27]  I want to see a dead Baghdaddy.
[01:59:29]  I want to see a dead Baghdaddy, motherfucker, all right?
[01:59:35]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a couple of swigs of beer and let me break out the tobacco.
[01:59:39]  Or I should say the tetrahydrocannabinol, the marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
[01:59:47]  All right.
[01:59:47]  Let's go ahead and break that out here in just a second.
[01:59:50]  But let me drink it.
[01:59:50]  Let me drink something here, where's my pipe?
[01:59:59]  Where's my fucking pipe?
[02:00:01]  Here it is right here.
[02:00:02]  All right.
[02:00:02]  Let me go ahead and empty out this pipe, folks, okay?
[02:00:04]  I'm sorry.
[02:00:05]  Let me do me here for a second.
[02:00:07]  It's already 11.07, 11.08 out here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[02:00:13]  And we want to get nice and toasty if we're going to be raiding people.
[02:00:16]  All right.
[02:00:17]  I'm not even joking.
[02:00:18]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:00:18]  Hold on.
[02:00:19]  I'm on Vaughn.
[02:00:20]  Hold on.
[02:00:21]  I'm sorry.
[02:00:25]  Don't call Mark Vaughn, please.
[02:00:28]  I completely forgot that I'm not on fucking YouTube.
[02:00:31]  I'm on Vaughn and I'm not supposed to be smoking.
[02:00:33]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[02:00:35]  All right.
[02:00:35]  How about that?
[02:00:36]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[02:00:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:41]  Completely slipped my goddamn mind that I'm here on Vaughn.live, man.
[02:00:44]  I'm sorry.
[02:00:46]  And hey, assholes, fuck you, man.
[02:00:48]  Stop trying to get me kicked off of this platform because I'm smoking tobacco.
[02:00:53]  All right, you assholes.
[02:00:54]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[02:00:56]  I'm not smoking weed, okay?
[02:00:58]  You stupid fucking moron.
[02:01:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:01:02]  I can't believe you, man.
[02:01:03]  Why are you fucking idiots trying to deplatform me for Christ's sake, man?
[02:01:06]  Huh?
[02:01:07]  Are y'all that kind of soulless pieces of fucking low-grade disposable road trash that you fucking idiots would do some shit like that?
[02:01:15]  What a fucking bunch of fucking milky liquors.
[02:01:17]  I'm telling you that right damn now.
[02:01:19]  Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke here.
[02:01:20]  Tell you a couple more drinks from my beer.
[02:01:23]  And we're going to finish up the $18.66 bucker on this Saturday night.
[02:01:28]  Saturday night.
[02:01:29]  Saturday night.
[02:01:31]  Troll Show.
[02:01:33]  All right.
[02:01:35]  All right.
[02:01:35]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[02:01:36]  All right.
[02:01:37]  Shut up in the chat room.
[02:01:38]  Stop fucking trying to get the attention of Mark Vaughn, you piece of shit.
[02:01:42]  All right.
[02:01:44]  Stop trying to get the attention of Mark Vaughn, you piece of shit.
[02:01:47]  I'm smoking tobacco.
[02:01:48]  I'm not smoking anything illegal.
[02:01:50]  Shut up.
[02:01:52]  Give me my drink or my fucking drink.
[02:01:54]  Give me my pot.
[02:01:56]  I'm sorry, my tobacco.
[02:01:57]  Shit.
[02:01:57]  Give me my tobacco.
[02:01:59]  Give me my fucking tobacco.
[02:02:02]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:04]  Can barely think straight with you idiots.
[02:02:07]  Let me smoke this.
[02:02:08]  I actually got some new stuff, dude.
[02:02:17]  It's right here, this new stuff from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[02:02:24]  Hold on.
[02:02:25]  I got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
[02:02:35]  Oh, shit.
[02:02:37]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:39]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:02:41]  All right, you know what it is, dude.
[02:02:43]  Every time I take a hit of the tobacco, I don't know the first time I take a hit of it.
[02:02:47]  I don't know what it is, but it just starts.
[02:02:49]  The fucking mucus starts coming out of my orifices, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:53]  So I need a tissue.
[02:02:55]  I'm glad the engineer got me some new tissues, dude.
[02:02:58]  It took him fucking long enough, this fucking bastard.
[02:03:01]  And by the way, the engineer is off tonight.
[02:03:03]  He does take Saturdays off.
[02:03:05]  I don't know what the hell he's doing, but I'm here solo tonight here at the Saturday Troll Show Studios.
[02:03:11]  Let me go ahead and get a tissue.
[02:03:13]  excuse me folks all right that's better That's better.
[02:03:25]  Please excuse me.
[02:03:26]  I'm blowing my nose here, folks.
[02:03:35]  Excuse me Oh, my God.
[02:03:38]  That's better.
[02:03:39]  We know you get your pot from Mr. Optimism.
[02:03:42]  Well, not usually, not typically, okay?
[02:03:45]  I'm not saying I don't, but not typically, okay?
[02:03:48]  Anyway, that was a good hit here.
[02:03:49]  Let's go ahead and move on with the next $18.66 buckers up in here.
[02:03:55]  We've got this next one that was requested by Ghost's favorite song/slash event.
[02:04:01]  Ghost's favorite song/slash event.
[02:04:04]  So, let's see what the hell this is and get these over with because we got them piled up for Christ's sake.
[02:04:09]  Here is Ghost's favorite song/slash event.

=== Stream Raiding Grifters (07:06) ===

[02:04:12]  What the hell is this?
[02:04:14]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:04:15]  What is this?
[02:04:16]  For Christ's sake, what is this?
[02:04:22]  What the fuck, is that Eric Harris?
[02:04:26]  Was that Eric Harris?
[02:04:47]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:04:49]  This is Eric Harris.
[02:04:59]  What the fuck is this?
[02:05:06]  Is that Derek Klebold?
[02:05:15]  What the hell am I watching, dude?
[02:05:17]  This is fucked up.
[02:05:18]  Fucked up my god No!
[02:05:30]  No!
[02:05:31]  Who the fuck did this?
[02:05:34]  And how is this shit on YouTube?
[02:05:37]  How is this garbage on YouTube?
[02:05:43]  Oh, my God, no!
[02:05:46]  Oh my god!
[02:05:51]  Oh my god, no!
[02:05:54]  What kind of fucked-up shit is this?
[02:06:01]  This is horrible!
[02:06:06]  Anybody who thinks that this is funny in the chat room, you're a piece of shit.
[02:06:10]  All right?
[02:06:11]  You should have some federal authority watching over your ass.
[02:06:19]  Oh my god, I mean this is fucked up news.
[02:06:28]  This is just horrible.
[02:06:30]  I mean, this is so horrible, folks.
[02:06:41]  Oh my God, this is just fun.
[02:07:04]  All right, look, that's enough.
[02:07:05]  I had enough of this, dude.
[02:07:07]  I've had just about enough of this.
[02:07:08]  This is fucked up shit.
[02:07:10]  All right, that's it.
[02:07:11]  All right, I'm not playing this whole fucking thing.
[02:07:14]  You've got too many jerk-offs waxing their carrot in this chat room, thinking that this is a funny fucking video.
[02:07:20]  You guys are sick, sons of bitches.
[02:07:21]  You know that?
[02:07:23]  You guys are sick, sons of bitches, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:07:27]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:07:29]  I can't believe you people.
[02:07:31]  I can't believe you people, all right?
[02:07:35]  What?
[02:07:36]  IDK, what you're talking about, ghost.
[02:07:38]  This is hilarious.
[02:07:39]  Shut up.
[02:07:40]  That's not Mark Vaughn.
[02:07:42]  All right.
[02:07:42]  That's not Mark Vaughn.
[02:07:44]  You people are sick if you're getting any kind of gratification off that fucking video.
[02:07:48]  You know that?
[02:07:49]  You motherfuckers are sick.
[02:07:51]  And you need some help.
[02:07:53]  I'm not even joking.
[02:07:53]  If you're taking any kind of gratification out of this shit, you need some goddamn help.
[02:08:01]  Good God.
[02:08:03]  All right.
[02:08:04]  Look, after that, dude, I got to take another smoke.
[02:08:06]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:08:08]  All right.
[02:08:09]  I've got to take another smoke.
[02:08:10]  You people are making me sick.
[02:08:12]  All right.
[02:08:13]  Anyway, folks, we've got like one more media share.
[02:08:18]  And then after that media share, what does everybody want to do?
[02:08:20]  Does everybody want to go on a little stream raids?
[02:08:23]  Is that what we're doing next?
[02:08:24]  Huh?
[02:08:25]  Is that what we're doing next, you Milky Liquors?
[02:08:27]  Let me go ahead and smoke some weed here.
[02:08:29]  We're going to do some fucking stream raiding.
[02:08:36]  All right.
[02:08:36]  Looks like everybody wants to do that shit.
[02:08:40]  All right.
[02:08:41]  Hold on.
[02:08:42]  Let me do me for a second before I play this last $18.66 bucker.
[02:08:46]  All right.
[02:08:50]  And by the way, who does anybody know who's online right now?
[02:08:54]  Okay.
[02:08:55]  Somebody says EBZ is online, but EBZ, you know, fucking California Raisin, motherfucker.
[02:09:02]  I don't know.
[02:09:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:09:03]  Milk dud coverage.
[02:09:04]  I don't know, man.
[02:09:06]  Who else?
[02:09:06]  Does anybody, is there anybody else?
[02:09:09]  Oh, look, we got another $18.66 bucker here.
[02:09:12]  Got something nice for you.
[02:09:14]  All right.
[02:09:14]  Hold on.
[02:09:14]  Calm down.
[02:09:15]  All right.
[02:09:16]  Calm your ass down.
[02:09:17]  Let me fucking do me here for a couple of minutes.
[02:09:20]  Get done with these two 18 bucker and 66 segments.
[02:09:23]  And then we'll go ahead and do some stream rating.
[02:09:25]  All right.
[02:09:26]  Anybody else?
[02:09:28]  No, Twitch streamers, you dickheads.
[02:09:30]  All right.
[02:09:31]  If you're somebody that's a fan of my show and you watch Twitch streams, then you're taking it up the fucking ass.
[02:09:37]  All right.
[02:09:37]  You're servicing fucking glory holes in park bathrooms if you're an idiot that watches this broadcast and watches Twitch.
[02:09:45]  All right.
[02:09:46]  Fucking sick assholes.
[02:09:48]  Give me my drink.
[02:09:57]  Pretty good shit, man.
[02:09:58]  Pretty good shit.
[02:09:59]  All right.
[02:09:59]  We're not rating just now.
[02:10:01]  All right.
[02:10:02]  I'm just trying to get people out there to put feelers on what streams are that are rateable.
[02:10:08]  Okay.
[02:10:08]  What streams that are rateable out there?
[02:10:11]  All right.
[02:10:11]  YouTube.
[02:10:13]  All right.
[02:10:13]  Twitch streams are fuck Twitch, dude.
[02:10:15]  I'm not giving any fucking, I'm not giving any business to Twitch.
[02:10:18]  I hate those sons of bitches, okay?
[02:10:20]  I hate the fucking bullnose, greasy bulldykes that are working there.
[02:10:24]  I hate the feminine soy boys that are working there.
[02:10:27]  They suck, all right?
[02:10:29]  And they can take a whiff of that.
[02:10:33]  All right, you're like, oh, that's your opinion, ghost.
[02:10:35]  Okay, I like Twitch streamers, okay?
[02:10:37]  I like social justice warriors.
[02:10:40]  I like white toast comedy, okay?
[02:10:44]  I like safe spaces, okay?
[02:10:47]  I like Twitch, fucking idiot.
[02:10:51]  Give me my smoke.
[02:10:58]  Gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
[02:11:00]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:11:01]  I'm not joking.
[02:11:02]  Hold it in there to hit the brain.
[02:11:10]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[02:11:13]  That's great.

=== Pyrotechnic Gear Shows (04:41) ===

[02:11:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:20]  Oh, oh, God.
[02:11:26]  And system 23, shut the fuck up, or I'm banning your ass, you piece of fucking garbage.
[02:11:31]  All right, great idea.
[02:11:36]  All right, well, look, let me get let me get done with these $18.66 buckers, okay?
[02:11:41]  All right, I've got one here by Train Lover 567.
[02:11:44]  So let's see what Train Lover 567 has requested for an $18.66 bucker.
[02:11:49]  He said something a little different, some metal.
[02:11:53]  So here it is, TrainLover567 requesting some metal.
[02:11:57]  And let's see if it, uh-oh, is that it?
[02:11:59]  Is that who I think it is?
[02:12:01]  Is that who I think it is?
[02:12:03]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:12:05]  Duhost.
[02:12:07]  Duhasich, bitch, or whatever the fuck he says.
[02:12:11]  I don't fucking speak fucking foreign languages.
[02:12:14]  I speak American.
[02:12:17]  I speak American, boy.
[02:12:19]  And by the way, Germany's getting cucked right now anyway.
[02:12:23]  They're getting cucked by a pack of wild jahooties.
[02:12:42]  You know, when these guys, like in the 90s, dude, they actually gave a pretty decent show because these guys would wear pyrotechnic type of fucking gear.
[02:12:53]  And the whole goddamn show was pyrotechnics.
[02:12:57]  I don't think they do that anymore, dude, but they used to be, you know, motherfuckers that would just wear like pyrotechnics, like pyrotechnic suits and shit.
[02:13:27]  Now it's Duel Rod.
[02:13:29]  Duhas.
[02:13:31]  Duhaskabob.
[02:13:34]  Now this is this
[02:14:04]  This would be a bunch of Jihudis eating kebabs, dancing around, praying to Allah.
[02:14:47]  you know what train lover 567 you know I kind of dig this song you know I mean it was a different way of presenting metal Like I said, I like Romstein's live shows back in the 90s.
[02:15:02]  I don't know if they still do the shows like they did, but it was very big higher pyrotechnic based shows and I really like that shit.
[02:15:12]  I like good stage shows, you know And who doesn't like a good stage show dude?
[02:15:34]  I mean that's what going out to a live show is all about dude being entertained baby All right, I think that's about it all right It's almost over anyway, all right.
[02:15:48]  Thank you very much Romstein Romstein Fuck you man ST Mike meme come on better than Pantera yeah better than Pantera go fuck off dude.

=== Internet Legend Truths (03:57) ===

[02:16:00]  All right anyway our last this is our last $18.66 bucker by Yawning Sneasel Yawning Sneasel requested this and said got something nice for you So let's hear what Yawning Sneasel has in store when they say they got something nice for yours truly.
[02:16:20]  What is this?
[02:16:22]  What the hell is this?
[02:16:23]  Hold on Hold on put the put the PC shot out.
[02:16:27]  What the fuck is this?
[02:16:28]  What is this?
[02:16:29]  So I'm just gonna go ahead and get the hell out of here.
[02:16:31]  I mean there's no sense in continuing to do this program.
[02:16:34]  The American public sucks.
[02:16:37]  All right.
[02:16:37]  The American public are a bunch of idiots.
[02:16:40]  All right.
[02:16:40]  All you morons are just happy with being the losers that you are.
[02:16:44]  You're happy with collecting entitlements.
[02:16:46]  You're happy with sitting on your fat shelly asses and getting housing voucher programs and all this other nonsense.
[02:16:53]  You people are happy with this.
[02:16:56]  I don't understand why I continue on.
[02:16:57]  I mean, listen to this rain.
[02:16:59]  All right.
[02:17:00]  Listen to this rain out here.
[02:17:06]  Wait, you hear that?
[02:17:07]  I mean, honestly.
[02:17:10]  I mean, I've been politically prognosticating every single thing that has transpired in this political process for the past four years, and you idiots don't give a crap.
[02:17:22]  You idiots don't give a crap.
[02:17:24]  And if you don't believe me, take a look at the on-demand episodes.
[02:17:28]  Take a look at the archive.
[02:17:29]  Listen to them.
[02:17:31]  Because I told you all this crap was coming.
[02:17:34]  I told you, idiots.
[02:17:36]  And what the hell did you do?
[02:17:38]  You did nothing.
[02:17:40]  You just sat on your asses and thought it was a big freaking joke.
[02:17:45]  You thought it was a big freaking joke.
[02:17:47]  It's not a joke.
[02:17:49]  It's not a freaking joke.
[02:17:51]  You stupid, ungrateful morons.
[02:17:55]  Yeah, I'm telling the truth.
[02:17:57]  I was telling the truth back then, telling the truth now.
[02:18:01]  But does anybody give a goddamn no one does?
[02:18:04]  No one goddamn does.
[02:18:05]  And that sucks, okay?
[02:18:07]  That fucking sucks.
[02:18:08]  Just listening to my old self almost brings a tear to my eye of all the passion, of all the work that I have conducted over this 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[02:18:20]  As a matter of fact, it even extends farther than that.
[02:18:23]  Did y'all remember that son of a bitch that requested an $18.66 bucker of some fucking sports guy?
[02:18:32]  I used to, look, prior to the broadcast, I used to kick it on Pal Talk, which was a voice chat community.
[02:18:40]  And every football season, I'd go into the NFL chat.
[02:18:44]  Okay.
[02:18:45]  And in the NFL chat, it was, believe it or not, it was a bunch of guys from the sports radio arena, these guys that have all these fucking morning shows and all this other shit.
[02:18:56]  And these guys recorded me in the Pal Talk and fucking played it in one of their fucking morning shows.
[02:19:03]  And somebody found it.
[02:19:05]  One of you guys found it.
[02:19:07]  And that just goes to show you that yours truly not only has been on on this broadcast for 12 years, but has been on the internets for a long, goddamn time, okay?
[02:19:18]  A long, goddamn time.
[02:19:21]  So I'm just saying, all of you people that are out there talking garbage to me, I've been around these internets for a long, goddamn time.
[02:19:28]  That's why I'm respected around these internets.
[02:19:31]  All right.
[02:19:31]  That's why when you ask any of these so-called e-celebs who Ghost is, they know who the fuck I am.
[02:19:38]  All right.
[02:19:39]  Everybody on this internet knows who the fuck I am for Christ's sake.
[02:19:43]  And I don't blame them, boy.
[02:19:46]  I don't blame them.
[02:19:47]  Like I said, I'm an internet fucking legend for Christ's sake.
[02:19:51]  All right.
[02:19:51]  I'm a fucking internet legend out here.
[02:19:54]  People know who the fuck I am.
[02:19:57]  All right.

=== Long Goddamn Time Echo (06:43) ===

[02:19:58]  Now look.
[02:20:00]  Let me check out this raid idea that this guy just donated for a three bucker and see if there is any kind of raid idea to go at this son of a bitch here.
[02:20:11]  Let's see what the hell is this.
[02:20:12]  Now look.
[02:20:14]  The fuck I checked out this raid idea.
[02:20:17]  I fucking knew it.
[02:20:18]  Look at this shit.
[02:20:19]  The fucking relay on YouTube.
[02:20:23]  The relay on YouTube for Christ's sake.
[02:20:27]  So that you can hear the echo.
[02:20:30]  The echo.
[02:20:31]  I fucking knew it.
[02:20:32]  The echo.
[02:20:34]  The fucking echo.
[02:20:37]  The Echo!
[02:20:37]  No really on YouTube for Christ's sake.
[02:20:41]  The Echo!
[02:20:42]  Now that you can hear the Echo!
[02:20:44]  That's what y'all want, right?
[02:20:45]  The echo.
[02:20:48]  ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!
[02:20:59]  That's what the fuck y'all want, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:21:02]  Echo.
[02:21:03]  Stupid dumb shit like that.
[02:21:05]  Spin my fucking dump shit like that.
[02:21:07]  Yeah.
[02:21:17]  Echo.
[02:21:18]  Stupid dump shit like that.
[02:21:19]  And why are you playing this fucking song?
[02:21:21]  Here's this fucking song again for Christ's sake.
[02:21:25]  You son of a bitch.
[02:21:33]  Play this stupid fucking song, man!
[02:21:36]  Here's the sticky song of your ass.
[02:21:39]  You stick it song up your ass.
[02:21:44]  Echo.
[02:21:47]  Echo.
[02:21:48]  Playing the stupid fucking song, man.
[02:21:50]  Echo.
[02:21:51]  Sticky song of your ass.
[02:21:54]  Echo your ass.
[02:21:59]  Echo!
[02:22:01]  Echo!
[02:22:02]  Stick this suicide song up your shit funnel!
[02:22:07]  Jesus fighting, son of a bitch!
[02:22:11]  Echo!
[02:22:17]  Stick this suicide!
[02:22:18]  Echo!
[02:22:20]  Echo!
[02:22:22]  Jesus!
[02:22:23]  Echo!
[02:22:25]  Bitch!
[02:22:29]  I knew this wasn't a radio!
[02:22:31]  Fuck!
[02:22:32]  You motherfuck!
[02:22:34]  You motherfuck!
[02:22:37]  Echo!
[02:22:41]  Echo!
[02:22:43]  I knew this wasn't a radio!
[02:22:45]  Fuck!
[02:22:46]  Echo!
[02:22:48]  Echo!
[02:22:49]  You motherfuck!
[02:22:51]  And you assholes want to rain, right?
[02:22:53]  You assholes wanna rain, right?
[02:22:56]  Echo!
[02:22:58]  You wanna rain, right?
[02:23:01]  Echo!
[02:23:05]  You assholes wanna rain!
[02:23:07]  Echo!
[02:23:09]  You wanna rain, right?
[02:23:10]  You fuck!
[02:23:12]  You wanna rain, you fuckers!
[02:23:18]  Let's go!
[02:23:43]  What are you talking?
[02:23:45]  You fuck!
[02:23:47]  You motherfuck!
[02:23:52]  Echo!
[02:23:55]  You fuck!
[02:23:57]  Fuck all of you!
[02:23:58]  You quack me, you bastard!
[02:24:01]  You motherfuck!
[02:24:06]  Uh-oh!
[02:24:07]  Echo!
[02:24:08]  The smirch the merch!
[02:24:11]  The smirch the merch!
[02:24:13]  Echo!
[02:24:17]  Echo!
[02:24:20]  Uh-oh!
[02:24:21]  Echo!
[02:24:23]  The smirch the merch!
[02:24:26]  The smirch the merch!
[02:24:27]  Let's go! Let's go!
[02:24:51]  I'm Dr. Christian Concher, and in this video, I'm going to give you five keys on how to control your anger.
[02:24:57]  I run a website called drchristianconkey.com, which is all about emotional management.
[02:25:04]  Because at the end of the day, we all experience emotion.
[02:25:08]  And we all certainly, at some points in our lives, experience anger.
[02:25:13]  And to me, anger management is something that we all can benefit from.
[02:25:17]  And anger management is so much more than just dealing with anger.
[02:25:20]  It's dealing with the emotions that surround anger.
[02:25:24]  Look, I've posted some videos on YouTube before, but I've never really done it consistently.
[02:25:29]  This video marks the first in a series of videos that I'm about to do on a regular basis.
[02:25:35]  So if you like some of the information in this video, I'm going to ask you to subscribe to this channel.
[02:25:40]  If you have questions, put them in the comment section.
[02:25:43]  I'm going to go through them and I'm going to try to answer them each week on different videos.
[02:25:47]  So let's come to these five keys to controlling your anger.
[02:25:51]  Okay.
[02:25:52]  Because let's face facts.
[02:25:54]  Alright?
[02:25:55]  All questions.
[02:25:55]  Put them in the comment section.
[02:25:57]  I'm gonna go through them and I'm gonna try to answer video.
[02:26:02]  Gecko! Gecko! Gecko!
[02:26:13]  ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!
[02:26:28]  Echo!
[02:26:33]  Echo!
[02:26:34]  All right, shut this shit up.
[02:26:37]  Shut this shit up for Christ's sake.
[02:26:40]  And what is this, Smokey?

=== Triggered Freckles Trump (15:14) ===

[02:26:41]  What is this?
[02:26:43]  Get to the show, Cracker Ass Blanco.
[02:26:46]  Fucking shit, you motherfucking BHS white bitch.
[02:26:50]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:26:52]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:26:52]  Besmirch the merch, dude.
[02:26:54]  Some 80s, but you put nine bucker.
[02:26:57]  It's $18.66 bucker, dude.
[02:27:00]  Hold on, let me just check it out.
[02:27:02]  Maybe I'll hook you up.
[02:27:03]  What is it?
[02:27:03]  What did you request?
[02:27:05]  What the fuck is, dude?
[02:27:08]  What kind of fruity shit is this?
[02:27:10]  Let me play a couple of seconds.
[02:27:12]  What is this?
[02:27:16]  Oh, my God.
[02:27:20]  Besmirch the merch.
[02:27:22]  Are you serious?
[02:27:24]  I'm sure every gay asshole just puckered right now that's listening to this shit.
[02:27:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:27:33]  All right, we're not doing this.
[02:27:34]  No, we're not doing this, dude.
[02:27:39]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:27:42]  All right, that's it.
[02:27:43]  All right, there it is.
[02:27:44]  All right, besmirch the merch.
[02:27:45]  Good God.
[02:27:47]  All right, look, we're going to look for some live people to fucking raid here.
[02:27:51]  What do we got here?
[02:27:52]  Let me see who we have here.
[02:27:53]  All right.
[02:27:54]  Let me look for some people to raid and let's see what's going on.
[02:27:57]  We're looking for live streamers here.
[02:28:00]  And we don't have too many live streamers on, do we?
[02:28:04]  We don't have anybody on right now.
[02:28:05]  That's what sucks.
[02:28:06]  This is prime time for live streaming, man.
[02:28:09]  Why is anybody on here live streaming like a son of a bitch?
[02:28:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:28:15]  All right, let's go ahead and see what we can find here, folks.
[02:28:18]  We're going to find a few streams that we can raid here.
[02:28:21]  And then we'll see what we're doing thereafter.
[02:28:24]  Maybe we'll do some Insta Thoughts.
[02:28:26]  You know, maybe we'll do some other things.
[02:28:30]  All right.
[02:28:31]  All right.
[02:28:31]  What do we have here?
[02:28:32]  We've got big guy appetite.
[02:28:34]  Who is this guy?
[02:28:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:39]  Look at this.
[02:28:41]  Look at that.
[02:28:43]  What a day.
[02:28:44]  Look at this guy.
[02:28:44]  I think it's been on the other language.
[02:28:46]  Alex Jones can beat ghost in a game of basketball.
[02:28:49]  Fuck no, he can there, fucking ST Mike.
[02:28:52]  Fuck no.
[02:28:53]  Look at this.
[02:28:54]  What does everybody think of this?
[02:28:56]  Now, hey, look, he may have like some.
[02:28:59]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:59]  This is disgusting, dude.
[02:29:02]  Anyway, look, he's got some mods in here.
[02:29:05]  I'm shouting out anybody who puts Trump 2020 in this guy's chat room.
[02:29:10]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020 in this guy's chat room, I'm giving you a shout out.
[02:29:16]  This is what we're doing, all right?
[02:29:17]  Look at this fruit bowl.
[02:29:18]  Oh, my God.
[02:29:20]  Look, this is America, folks.
[02:29:23]  This is America.
[02:29:24]  What's up, Bro Dog?
[02:29:26]  What's up, Cloudzack 1090?
[02:29:29]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[02:29:30]  Look, they don't like that.
[02:29:31]  Flaming Creation.
[02:29:32]  They don't like Trump 2020.
[02:29:34]  What's up, System 23?
[02:29:36]  What up, Keem Scares?
[02:29:37]  What up, Chris Johnson?
[02:29:39]  What up, Colossal Cranium Cancer Cell?
[02:29:42]  Look at it.
[02:29:42]  They don't like Trump 2020, don't they?
[02:29:47]  Oh, my God.
[02:29:49]  Come on, troll.
[02:29:50]  Latino Ghost.
[02:29:51]  What's up, Moonman for President?
[02:29:53]  Benjamin Rivers.
[02:29:55]  KGB revolver.
[02:29:56]  Pooka Dude42, Skull Mister, Sean Rushford, Fur Fag Watch, Carlos Danger, Juicy Jiglett, Pettis, we got Mr. Meatballs, Frop.
[02:30:10]  Fuck you, Frop, you piece of shit.
[02:30:12]  We got Megan Franc.
[02:30:14]  We've got Metaform, Latinos for Trump.
[02:30:18]  We've got B3 Chandler.
[02:30:20]  We got Fluff the Cat.
[02:30:22]  We've got Gordy.
[02:30:24]  We got Ann.
[02:30:25]  We got Metaform.
[02:30:27]  Who else we got?
[02:30:28]  We got DeStelling.
[02:30:30]  We got Bro Dog again.
[02:30:32]  What's going on?
[02:30:33]  Is your dad in here?
[02:30:34]  Look at that.
[02:30:35]  He's got a little trigger.
[02:30:37]  He's got a little trigger.
[02:30:37]  Look at Snackbox54.
[02:30:40]  Shoco Evo Face.
[02:30:43]  Makifa.
[02:30:44]  What's going on?
[02:30:45]  Roxy Reyes.
[02:30:46]  Yeah.
[02:30:47]  Look at that.
[02:30:48]  Half Ghost Weebo.
[02:30:50]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:30:51]  FishFast.
[02:30:53]  Look at this fruit bowl getting triggered.
[02:30:55]  He's like, why are all these people saying Trump 2020?
[02:30:58]  Ghost has a flip phone.
[02:31:00]  Dear Freckles.
[02:31:02]  We've got Cruise VC.
[02:31:05]  Remy Hakarari.
[02:31:06]  Black Cross.
[02:31:09]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:31:12]  All right.
[02:31:12]  Who else we got?
[02:31:13]  Bobo.
[02:31:13]  We got ROI.
[02:31:16]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[02:31:18]  Noble Savage.
[02:31:20]  Noble Savage.
[02:31:25]  What's up, Moonman for President?
[02:31:27]  All right, Billy V. Official.
[02:31:30]  All these Trumpies.
[02:31:32]  Oh, there he goes.
[02:31:33]  Come on, Sam.
[02:31:35]  That's right.
[02:31:37]  The triggering.
[02:31:39]  Spermy the cat here again.
[02:31:41]  What's up?
[02:31:42]  Look at the triggering of this fat femme.
[02:31:44]  We love blocking you.
[02:31:47]  Yeah, Trump 2020.
[02:31:49]  Oh, Sword and Lavier Barney.
[02:31:52]  Tito the Frog.
[02:31:53]  Yeah.
[02:31:54]  Switch the channel.
[02:31:55]  Spermy the cat off the couch.
[02:31:59]  Look at the triggered fat femme.
[02:32:01]  Should be coming around the mountain.
[02:32:03]  Look at this triggered fat femme, baby.
[02:32:10]  We got L. Ron 501ST.
[02:32:13]  Should be coming around the bottom.
[02:32:14]  Jay Dill.
[02:32:17]  He's a little triggered.
[02:32:18]  Remember, he's a little sexual on himself when we came in here.
[02:32:22]  Now he's now.
[02:32:23]  Yeah, look at that, huh?
[02:32:27]  Should be coming around the bowl.
[02:32:29]  Should be coming around.
[02:32:31]  Communists for Trump, what's going on, man?
[02:32:34]  Spermy the Cat Scotland.
[02:32:37]  Yep.
[02:32:38]  We got Mojo Fandingo.
[02:32:41]  Nanky Kang.
[02:32:42]  Hold on.
[02:32:46]  I got one.
[02:32:47]  Vice Chairman Frank.
[02:32:51]  Here's for the Trumpers.
[02:32:53]  Oh, look.
[02:32:53]  He's getting triggered.
[02:32:54]  This fat femme.
[02:32:55]  I don't really like to talk about politics because I believe everyone should have an up.
[02:33:00]  Oh, my God.
[02:33:00]  That's disgusting.
[02:33:01]  Trump 2020.
[02:33:03]  I believe everyone should.
[02:33:09]  Whether they're a Trump supporter or not.
[02:33:11]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:33:12]  It doesn't bother me.
[02:33:14]  John Duncan.
[02:33:15]  At the end of the day, everyone has their own opinion.
[02:33:16]  Corsair I-69.
[02:33:18]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:33:21]  I know who this has to be.
[02:33:22]  There has to be somebody.
[02:33:23]  That has no life.
[02:33:25]  Oh.
[02:33:27]  What are y'all doing?
[02:33:28]  You're two fatties with a fat femme.
[02:33:31]  You're two fat whores with a fat femme on a Saturday night.
[02:33:36]  I'm a fucking wife, bitch.
[02:33:38]  Dolphy, what's going on?
[02:33:41]  Amtrak and Southern Pacific Rail fan.
[02:33:45]  Look at them.
[02:33:46]  They're getting triggered.
[02:33:47]  Lamb, fuck Donald Holmes.
[02:33:49]  I'm going to put on the Mexican music.
[02:33:51]  Fuck Donald Trump, man.
[02:33:54]  Fuck Donald Trump, man.
[02:33:55]  Getting triggered, man.
[02:34:01]  Fuck that.
[02:34:01]  I don't want to give this.
[02:34:02]  All right.
[02:34:04]  We're triggering him.
[02:34:06]  We're triggering this guy.
[02:34:10]  I mean, now this fat femb is trying to sing to us in Spanglish.
[02:34:16]  I mean, the triggering.
[02:34:19]  And by the way, don't forget to thumbs down this guy.
[02:34:22]  Do this right now.
[02:34:23]  Everybody, thumbs down this guy.
[02:34:26]  Massive thumbs down this guy if you can Ariba, Se!
[02:34:40]  Ariba.
[02:34:43]  I have the best months in town, motherfuckers.
[02:34:46]  Keep coming.
[02:34:47]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:48]  Look at the triggering of this fat femb.
[02:34:50]  He's triggered.
[02:34:51]  Look at him.
[02:34:52]  He's triggered.
[02:34:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:34:56]  All this because of Trump 2020.
[02:35:00]  Oh, this is because of Trump 2020.
[02:35:07]  Oh, he's effing.
[02:35:09]  He's effing.
[02:35:10]  What's up, dear Freckles?
[02:35:12]  Remember, I am shout-outing anybody who's putting Trump 2020 in this fat fems chat room.
[02:35:18]  I don't know, I don't know what that is.
[02:35:20]  Oh, my God.
[02:35:23]  Yeah, let me smack like, no, no, no.
[02:35:25]  Oh, fuck yeah.
[02:35:26]  Lindy B is oh my god.
[02:35:32]  Oh my god.
[02:35:33]  Trump 2020.
[02:35:34]  What's up, some monkey called Mark?
[02:35:37]  What's up, dude?
[02:35:38]  Damn, I was about to go and delete one and link that.
[02:35:40]  Raid this.
[02:35:44]  All right, we'll raid that in just a second.
[02:35:48]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:35:50]  Thumbs up, this man.
[02:35:51]  Don't fail to shout out your glorious leader.
[02:35:55]  Fuck you, vice chairman.
[02:35:57]  Fuck off, you asshole.
[02:36:00]  What's up, Colonel HM Stink Meeter?
[02:36:03]  What's up?
[02:36:04]  I'm a machine.
[02:36:08]  Mexico in America, because I'm Mexican-American, motherfuckers.
[02:36:12]  If you like Mexico, go back.
[02:36:13]  Mexican-Americans, guess what?
[02:36:17]  Tell me, everybody who puts go back to Mexico, I am.
[02:36:23]  I'm going to give him a shout-out.
[02:36:24]  Anybody who puts in go back to Mexico, I am going to give them a shout-out.
[02:36:31]  Fucking dumbass.
[02:36:32]  Go back to Mexico.
[02:36:36]  Jesus.
[02:36:37]  Come on.
[02:36:37]  Let me put on a real song that I like.
[02:36:40]  Oh, what's going on?
[02:36:40]  What's going on, Rocky?
[02:36:42]  Go back to Mexico.
[02:36:46]  Dude, they're getting so triggered, dude.
[02:36:48]  They're getting so fucking triggered, man.
[02:36:51]  Oh, my God.
[02:36:52]  All right, let's raid somebody else.
[02:36:55]  I've had about enough of this guy.
[02:36:56]  I can barely.
[02:36:58]  I can barely look at this fat femme.
[02:37:00]  I'm telling you.
[02:37:01]  What a disgusting human pile of human protoplasm.
[02:37:05]  All right, let's move on.
[02:37:06]  Trump 2020.
[02:37:07]  Don't forget to hit that like and subscribe.
[02:37:09]  Yeah, fuck off, you idiot.
[02:37:11]  All right, go fuck your fat, disgusting single whore mother that brought you up.
[02:37:15]  I can see her in your demeanor, okay?
[02:37:17]  Anyway, let's go move on.
[02:37:19]  We've got somebody else saying raid this.
[02:37:22]  So let me go see what the hell they want me to raid here.
[02:37:25]  That was actually pretty fun.
[02:37:26]  Did you see how we fucking triggered this fat idiot?
[02:37:28]  This fat idiot was getting all sexual with himself when we got there.
[02:37:31]  He was sucking his fat finger and all this other shit.
[02:37:34]  You start throwing Trump 2020 all of a sudden.
[02:37:38]  No, no, you can't say that in here.
[02:37:40]  No, no.
[02:37:42]  All right, let's see what the hell they're suggesting me to raid here.
[02:37:46]  What is this?
[02:37:47]  I'm not raiding this.
[02:37:50]  I'm not raiding this.
[02:37:51]  Come on, this is nothing to raid here for Christ's sake.
[02:37:55]  We want to raid people, they're going to get triggered.
[02:37:57]  All right, hold on.
[02:37:58]  Let's go back to where the hell I was.
[02:37:59]  Where was I here?
[02:38:00]  Let's go back here.
[02:38:01]  Okay, we're going to go to get somebody else.
[02:38:03]  All right.
[02:38:04]  I'm looking for some more triggering.
[02:38:07]  So bear with me here, folks, okay?
[02:38:09]  Because, you know, it's kind of hard to kind of find these people.
[02:38:13]  Try this stream.
[02:38:14]  Oh, my God.
[02:38:15]  Try this stream.
[02:38:17]  She may provide some lulls.
[02:38:18]  Oh, yeah.
[02:38:19]  You sure?
[02:38:20]  She seems cute.
[02:38:22]  Hold on.
[02:38:22]  I want to make sure this isn't some dumb fucking sick, disgusting, whatever.
[02:38:27]  I don't know, whatever.
[02:38:28]  Whatever this is.
[02:38:31]  What the hell is this?
[02:38:32]  I got to fucking view an ad before I see her goddamn live stream.
[02:38:35]  Jesus shit.
[02:38:37]  Beautiful.
[02:38:39]  If only I have one of them.
[02:38:40]  Or both of them.
[02:38:44]  This looks like a teenage girl, dude.
[02:38:45]  I'm not raiding a teenage girl.
[02:38:48]  Looks like a teenage girl, dude.
[02:38:49]  I'm not going to raid a teenage girl.
[02:38:51]  I'm going to raid some people that are, you know, they're going to get triggered or something.
[02:38:55]  You know, I like trigger.
[02:38:56]  That's what that's the point, isn't it?
[02:38:58]  Isn't that the point of raiding these fools in it?
[02:39:00]  The triggering.
[02:39:02]  The fucking triggering is what it's about, for Christ's sake.
[02:39:05]  All right.
[02:39:06]  Let's see what else we have here.
[02:39:07]  Let me see.
[02:39:08]  Let me see.
[02:39:08]  I'm looking for other people.
[02:39:09]  Don't worry about it.
[02:39:11]  We're in the process of looking for some more people up in here.
[02:39:15]  Let's see who's up live here.
[02:39:18]  We've got how about street news?
[02:39:21]  Hold on.
[02:39:22]  This bitch has got to go fund me.
[02:39:23]  Hold on.
[02:39:24]  What is this?
[02:39:25]  What is this?
[02:39:26]  How does he have parents?
[02:39:27]  Or did his parents died?
[02:39:29]  Remember?
[02:39:30]  I think he said his mom died.
[02:39:32]  And he met his, and I believe his mom, his dad, and his grandma died.
[02:39:35]  GoFundMe and die.
[02:39:37]  His dad may still be living, but he said he met his dad's side of the family.
[02:39:40]  That's a great speaker on stream.
[02:39:42]  He was choked up about it.
[02:39:43]  That gets triggered.
[02:39:45]  I get it, dude.
[02:39:46]  I get it.
[02:39:46]  I get it.
[02:39:47]  It was too much.
[02:39:48]  You know, he reiterates the same thing over and over again.
[02:39:51]  He does join peace.
[02:39:52]  So that's why these people think they're so smart.
[02:39:54]  Because I'm thinking about it.
[02:39:56]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020 in this chat room, I will give you a shout-out live right now.
[02:40:02]  You just sitting there a sitting duck because you can't.
[02:40:05]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020, there is Mojo Fandingo.
[02:40:09]  What's up?
[02:40:09]  Goodbye, Cream.
[02:40:10]  Gordy.
[02:40:11]  Goodbye.
[02:40:12]  What's up, dude?
[02:40:12]  You come in saying that, that means you get blocked.
[02:40:14]  John Doe 2020.
[02:40:16]  Just that easy.
[02:40:17]  Communist for Trump.
[02:40:18]  Flaming creations.
[02:40:20]  Just like that.
[02:40:21]  Moon franchise.
[02:40:23]  She's getting triggered.
[02:40:25]  Right on out.
[02:40:26]  Chris Johnson.
[02:40:27]  Along with the cat.
[02:40:29]  Oh, yeah.
[02:40:29]  See what we did?
[02:40:30]  Hold on.
[02:40:31]  Who's this?
[02:40:31]  Barley man.
[02:40:32]  They try to come on in here, baby.
[02:40:33]  Raid this guy.
[02:40:34]  Hold on.
[02:40:35]  This bitch is getting triggered.
[02:40:37]  See here?
[02:40:37]  They're getting triggered.
[02:40:38]  Fur fag watch.
[02:40:40]  Benjamin Rivers.
[02:40:41]  Oh, yes.
[02:40:41]  That's what we need to do.
[02:40:42]  Danger Dan.
[02:40:43]  Pettish.
[02:40:45]  Jackie.
[02:40:46]  Combat man.
[02:40:47]  Clouds out.
[02:40:49]  Look at her.
[02:40:49]  She's getting pissed.
[02:40:54]  Cross stereo.
[02:40:56]  Sean Rushford.
[02:40:57]  Switch the channel.
[02:40:59]  Sean Rushford.
[02:41:00]  Billy V official.
[02:41:02]  The big Pepe.
[02:41:04]  Fluff the Cat.
[02:41:06]  We're not going to play.
[02:41:07]  We're not going to play with you.
[02:41:10]  Why do we like it?
[02:41:11]  They try to spam.
[02:41:12]  They try to spam on us.
[02:41:14]  Oh, my God.
[02:41:15]  This bitch is singing now.
[02:41:16]  Vice Chairman Fried Shrip Rice.
[02:41:19]  The Stormtrooper III.
[02:41:21]  We take you right on out, baby.
[02:41:22]  Fish fast.
[02:41:23]  All right, Nefara.
[02:41:25]  Choco Evo face.
[02:41:27]  Come on up in here again.
[02:41:29]  Roxy Ray is.
[02:41:30]  Gaston.
[02:41:32]  Crazy YouTube ninja.
[02:41:34]  We want you to come on up in here because we take you out.
[02:41:37]  We're not going to move around.
[02:41:39]  Bright white.
[02:41:39]  We're not going to coddle you.
[02:41:41]  Oh, girlfriend, come on.
[02:41:43]  Snap your fingers.
[02:41:44]  Just like that.
[02:41:45]  Snap your fingers, baby.
[02:41:47]  Smack your fingers.
[02:41:49]  Paul not walking.
[02:41:51]  Oh, yes.
[02:41:52]  Snap your fingers, baby.
[02:41:54]  About that, smack yo said Jason.

=== Capitalist Army Spam (15:15) ===

[02:41:56]  What's going on?
[02:41:57]  You fucking goddess.
[02:42:00]  That bitch is a hoe.
[02:42:01]  Dear Freckles, I'm a machine.
[02:42:04]  A TVB forever.
[02:42:06]  Y'all come back in here.
[02:42:09]  Jasko Globe.
[02:42:11]  I love it, y'all.
[02:42:12]  They mad.
[02:42:13]  That's why they be mad at Tracy because they can't stop us.
[02:42:15]  You can't stop us, baby.
[02:42:17]  You can't stop us.
[02:42:18]  What are you talking about?
[02:42:19]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:42:22]  In your face.
[02:42:23]  In your Trump hating face, girlfriend.
[02:42:26]  You can't stop us now.
[02:42:28]  Why do they sing?
[02:42:29]  Why do they sing as a defense mechanism?
[02:42:32]  Spermy the cat in ghost politics.
[02:42:34]  KGB revolver.
[02:42:36]  You can't stop us.
[02:42:36]  Corsair I-169.
[02:42:39]  They can't stop us, boo.
[02:42:40]  They can't stop us.
[02:42:44]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:46]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:48]  Spermy the Cat Scotland.
[02:42:50]  O'Rono Donovan.
[02:42:52]  It's fun, y'all.
[02:42:53]  It's fun, y'all.
[02:42:54]  As y'all know, y'all are.
[02:42:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:42:56]  Yeah.
[02:42:57]  Y'all know y'all ain't getting it.
[02:42:59]  Y'all ain't getting it.
[02:43:00]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:43:01]  Spermy the cat here again.
[02:43:03]  Amtrak Southern Pacific Railroad.
[02:43:05]  Let me take you out.
[02:43:06]  Look at how triggered she is, dude.
[02:43:08]  Look at how fucking triggered she is.
[02:43:10]  We're taking you right on out.
[02:43:13]  Keep singing, baby.
[02:43:13]  It's fun to me.
[02:43:14]  Sing again.
[02:43:15]  What's going on to Yuri?
[02:43:17]  Next.
[02:43:18]  Next, troll.
[02:43:19]  What's going on, Xander Knight?
[02:43:21]  Let's get him right on out the building.
[02:43:22]  Troll of the money.
[02:43:23]  Let's go about Moonman for president, HJ2002.
[02:43:26]  That's what we're doing.
[02:43:27]  Keep singing, girl.
[02:43:29]  There they go.
[02:43:29]  Do you see him head on out?
[02:43:31]  It heads right on out.
[02:43:33]  Let's thumbs down this son of a bitch.
[02:43:35]  Mass thumbs down.
[02:43:37]  Oh, little thing.
[02:43:37]  They ain't got nothing on the side.
[02:43:38]  What's up, Moonman?
[02:43:40]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:43:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:43:44]  I love it.
[02:43:45]  I love it.
[02:43:46]  I bet you it's a live baby sitting up there trying to make troll page, child.
[02:43:49]  We get them right on the body.
[02:43:51]  That sucks, Sun Mercy recording.
[02:43:53]  That sucks, dude.
[02:43:55]  I'm serious.
[02:43:55]  That sucks, dude.
[02:43:56]  The most, honey, the most.
[02:43:58]  Dang.
[02:43:58]  Block, block, block, pop, pop, pop, pop.
[02:44:01]  Looks like they're the reaction.
[02:44:03]  You still get, they still getting popped, y'all.
[02:44:05]  They getting popped and they mad.
[02:44:07]  They mad, child.
[02:44:07]  They're mad because they're getting popped.
[02:44:09]  Yes.
[02:44:10]  Amen.
[02:44:11]  They're mad because they're getting popped.
[02:44:12]  Oh, man.
[02:44:15]  Oh, man.
[02:44:15]  This is hilarious.
[02:44:16]  He just got deleted.
[02:44:17]  Okay.
[02:44:18]  Yeah, we didn't put this down.
[02:44:19]  This is so hilarious, dude.
[02:44:21]  Child, the mindset is at work.
[02:44:22]  They got a pop, man.
[02:44:23]  They're getting them a pop.
[02:44:24]  They're working hard.
[02:44:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:44:26]  They're getting a pop.
[02:44:26]  What's up, Pettis?
[02:44:27]  Yes.
[02:44:29]  Pop, pop, pop, pop.
[02:44:31]  Ain't no stopping us now.
[02:44:32]  Ain't no stopping us now.
[02:44:35]  What is it with black folks and this misguided narcissism?
[02:44:40]  What is it?
[02:44:41]  No stopping us now.
[02:44:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:44:43]  They mad at me.
[02:44:45]  They mad at me.
[02:44:46]  Hold on.
[02:44:47]  Hold on.
[02:44:48]  We locking them now.
[02:44:49]  Ah.
[02:44:52]  Hey, Keem Scarce.
[02:44:53]  No kidding.
[02:44:53]  I didn't try hards as well.
[02:44:55]  Yes, honey.
[02:44:55]  We taking them out as they come in.
[02:44:57]  They tried to smash me and my pieces came hard.
[02:45:02]  And what else?
[02:45:02]  Look at this misguided narcissism that black folks have.
[02:45:06]  In their face.
[02:45:07]  Yes.
[02:45:08]  This is like a video game.
[02:45:10]  Yes, Don Hill.
[02:45:11]  I mean, you are a dumb fucking broad.
[02:45:13]  You know that?
[02:45:14]  You got pop?
[02:45:15]  You mad because you got pop.
[02:45:16]  You man, you got pop, man.
[02:45:19]  I'm resorting to violence, man.
[02:45:21]  I'm resorting to violence.
[02:45:24]  Next.
[02:45:25]  All right, that was funny.
[02:45:26]  When Jada said he's going to come on anytime you're on to bring down your numbers, he's so ridiculous because what's for you is for you, Jada.
[02:45:33]  You can come on when Tracy comes on.
[02:45:35]  What's up, Bishop Don Cornelius?
[02:45:37]  What's up, Brendan Small?
[02:45:39]  I have 7K, okay?
[02:45:42]  7K on some of my videos.
[02:45:43]  4K.
[02:45:44]  You're actually enhancing me.
[02:45:46]  So please, please keep talking about Tracy.
[02:45:49]  I love it, honey.
[02:45:50]  I love it.
[02:45:51]  This misguided narcissism, dude.
[02:45:53]  This is the best thing.
[02:45:53]  It shows how ignorant you are.
[02:45:55]  This is what keeps a lot of black folks down, in my opinion.
[02:45:57]  They mad.
[02:45:58]  They mad.
[02:45:59]  This misguided narcissism.
[02:46:01]  They mad because we're blocking them, left and right.
[02:46:03]  They can't come up in here and they mad.
[02:46:05]  They mad, baby.
[02:46:06]  Shit eater.
[02:46:07]  What's up?
[02:46:07]  Pastor, get out of here.
[02:46:08]  Pastor got troll pages trolling Tracy.
[02:46:12]  He is mad.
[02:46:13]  Why are you mad?
[02:46:14]  Because Marcus wanted me to mad.
[02:46:15]  And I know these black folks are getting upset because we're putting Trump 2020.
[02:46:20]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:46:26]  I'm with you.
[02:46:27]  Toad, what's up, baby?
[02:46:28]  Child, please.
[02:46:29]  Okay.
[02:46:29]  Goodbye, Toad.
[02:46:31]  Hey, they got a shout out.
[02:46:33]  I just sent you into the party.
[02:46:34]  Welcome.
[02:46:34]  B.I.P. style.
[02:46:35]  That's how you went.
[02:46:36]  Yes, absolutely.
[02:46:38]  Hey, Mr. Dan.
[02:46:39]  Mr. Dan came out.
[02:46:41]  I really hate this fucking misguided narcissism.
[02:46:44]  Okay, it's okay.
[02:46:45]  I mean, look, look, I'll just take him out.
[02:46:47]  Hey, bitch, let's be honest.
[02:46:48]  You in a one-bedroom apartment, probably in the ghetto somewhere.
[02:46:53]  You got a fucking half-silver tooth.
[02:46:55]  You got some shit that looks like, you know, state-of-the-art fucking clearance aisle of Walmart in the background here.
[02:47:02]  You like it.
[02:47:03]  You look like you just put on a shower curtain for tonight's fucking stream.
[02:47:07]  And that fucking hair hat that you got on your head looks fucking faker if you had a chin strap on it.
[02:47:14]  I mean, bitch, can you get up off your motherfucking self?
[02:47:18]  Hotter than chicken grease, okay?
[02:47:20]  Hotter than chicken grease.
[02:47:21]  Wait, hotter than chicken grease.
[02:47:23]  Why is she saying that?
[02:47:24]  Oh, that's another one.
[02:47:25]  Look, giggle, bam, I got him.
[02:47:28]  Yes.
[02:47:29]  It's like a video game.
[02:47:30]  Hey, Puka, dude, what's up?
[02:47:32]  Meta Knight.
[02:47:33]  What's up, dude?
[02:47:34]  Yes.
[02:47:35]  All right, what's up?
[02:47:35]  What's up, Wim IG?
[02:47:37]  You got it.
[02:47:38]  Galactica.
[02:47:39]  Galactica.
[02:47:41]  She did.
[02:47:42]  She just said hotter than chicken grease.
[02:47:43]  She just said that.
[02:47:45]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:47:48]  Yes, honey.
[02:47:49]  We got you.
[02:47:50]  All right, we're going to move on.
[02:47:52]  Yes.
[02:47:53]  We're going to move on.
[02:47:55]  Look at this misguided narcissism.
[02:47:59]  We love you.
[02:48:02]  Trump 2020 is all I got to say.
[02:48:03]  She mad?
[02:48:04]  She's mad at Tracy.
[02:48:05]  She's mad, baby.
[02:48:06]  Obama ain't around no more, baby.
[02:48:09]  They ain't mad.
[02:48:09]  All right.
[02:48:10]  I know you're mad.
[02:48:11]  Obama ain't around no more, baby.
[02:48:13]  All right.
[02:48:14]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:48:16]  That is so good.
[02:48:17]  I mean, look at the massive amount of triggering we're doing with a simple Trump 2020.
[02:48:23]  Huh?
[02:48:24]  A simple Trump 2020.
[02:48:26]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[02:48:27]  And you know what this is going to do?
[02:48:28]  It's going to get a mindset of people that, well, there's a lot of Trump people that really like him.
[02:48:33]  And I think he's going to get elected.
[02:48:35]  And I don't know what I'm going to do and all that bullshit.
[02:48:38]  So I'm loving it.
[02:48:40]  I'm loving it.
[02:48:40]  I'm loving it.
[02:48:42]  Let's see.
[02:48:43]  Somebody else requested some shit here.
[02:48:45]  Who the hell is this?
[02:48:46]  Somebody said that this is a black trucker, a black trucker.
[02:48:49]  Let's see what this is.
[02:48:50]  Hold on just a second, folks.
[02:48:52]  We are raiding random streams here, and I'm trying to look for some streams to raid on YouTube.
[02:48:58]  And let's see what the hell this is.
[02:48:59]  I had the cash trucks and everything.
[02:49:01]  They told me I bought the wrong truck.
[02:49:04]  What?
[02:49:04]  Then they said I bought it too early.
[02:49:06]  Then, I mean, I'm just lost.
[02:49:09]  I don't know what to do.
[02:49:10]  Nah, this bitch, you know what?
[02:49:12]  I'm not going to raid this bitch.
[02:49:14]  This bitch is, you know, at least she's working.
[02:49:17]  You know, she's broadcasting from the cab of her truck.
[02:49:21]  You know what I mean?
[02:49:22]  I ain't trying to hate on somebody that's working for Christ's sake.
[02:49:26]  So, I mean, the people we've been raiding are a bunch of losers that are just sitting back on a Saturday night thinking they some shit just because they got about 100 people listening to them.
[02:49:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:49:36]  So let's see what the hell else we have here.
[02:49:38]  Let's see.
[02:49:39]  I think we've got someone else here.
[02:49:41]  How about this?
[02:49:43]  Oh, man.
[02:49:45]  Look at this.
[02:49:49]  Look at that, baby, huh?
[02:49:52]  I think this is some triggering year.
[02:49:54]  All of them?
[02:49:55]  I think we're gonna do some triggering here.
[02:49:58]  Anybody who puts Trump 2020, I'm giving you a shout-out live right now with these bulldyes.
[02:50:06]  Trump 2020 in the chat to get a shout-out.
[02:50:12]  Trump 2020.
[02:50:13]  There it is, Monkey De La Rocha.
[02:50:15]  I'll say Ribbit.
[02:50:17]  Pettis.
[02:50:19]  We got Spudner McGee.
[02:50:22]  Oh, yeah.
[02:50:23]  John Doe, Mr. Meatballs.
[02:50:28]  Benjamin Rivers, Gordy, Sean Rushford.
[02:50:31]  You anti-hero, Bozo Latard.
[02:50:35]  Blitz Frenzy.
[02:50:37]  Jackler.
[02:50:39]  Dish fast.
[02:50:40]  Oh, look, they don't like it.
[02:50:42]  They're getting triggered.
[02:50:43]  Look at these trigger dykes.
[02:50:45]  Look at them.
[02:50:48]  Trump 2020.
[02:50:51]  Oh, I got KGB Revolver.
[02:50:54]  Mojo Fandingo.
[02:50:56]  We need a son.
[02:50:57]  We got Mr. Person.
[02:51:00]  We got Bright White.
[02:51:02]  We got Mojo Fandingo, Barry BlackBerry.
[02:51:06]  We got Pettus again.
[02:51:08]  We've got the Go Show Relay.
[02:51:11]  We've got, look at all these people, man.
[02:51:14]  Shark.
[02:51:15]  That asshole is saying Bernie.
[02:51:17]  We've got an asshole saying Bernie 2020.
[02:51:22]  Yeah, baby.
[02:51:23]  Look at them.
[02:51:24]  They're getting a little triggered with the Trump 2020, baby.
[02:51:26]  You always got dumb idiots.
[02:51:27]  I'm going to make some money.
[02:51:32]  They don't like the Trump 2020.
[02:51:34]  Look at the triggering.
[02:51:35]  It's a whole lot of trouble.
[02:51:36]  System 23.
[02:51:40]  Moonman, what's up, dude?
[02:51:42]  Get that trolls on there.
[02:51:46]  Don't put True Capitalist Army, you dickheads.
[02:51:50]  Do not put True Capitalist Army.
[02:51:53]  Stop putting True Capitalist Army.
[02:51:56]  Trump 2020 or only Amtrak Southern Pacific Rail fans.
[02:52:02]  Too much of that three, bro.
[02:52:06]  Don't put True Capitalist Army, you piece of shit.
[02:52:13]  Don't put you fucking assholes.
[02:52:16]  Put Trump 2020.
[02:52:18]  Who in the city right now?
[02:52:21]  Put Trump 2020.
[02:52:23]  Who in the city right now?
[02:52:26]  Ain't nobody in the city right now.
[02:52:28]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:31]  Bro, go down.
[02:52:33]  I am.
[02:52:33]  Lefaro, what's up, dude?
[02:52:36]  Stop posting True Capitalist Army in the chat, dude.
[02:52:42]  You're going to get me in trouble with some fucking group of dykes.
[02:52:47]  Who is the capitalist army?
[02:52:48]  God damn it, yo!
[02:52:49]  You see what you did?
[02:52:51]  What?
[02:52:51]  I'm about to call you.
[02:52:54]  You see what you did?
[02:52:59]  You see what the fuck you all just did?
[02:53:06]  You son of a bitch.
[02:53:09]  You motherfuckers, man.
[02:53:10]  I'm dead.
[02:53:12]  Oh, my God.
[02:53:13]  Look, let me tell you something.
[02:53:15]  If you sons of bitches are going to do this, fuck you, all right?
[02:53:20]  Fuck you.
[02:53:21]  Queen Lakesy.
[02:53:25]  Who said what?
[02:53:26]  Wet.
[02:53:27]  Wet.
[02:53:33]  Oh my god.
[02:53:34]  Somebody asked these dykes who's wet.
[02:53:36]  I am number two much three.
[02:53:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:53:44]  I am too much three.
[02:53:46]  And yeah.
[02:53:48]  DJ Sham.
[02:53:49]  Oh my god.
[02:53:53]  Stop posting Capitalist Army in the chat room, you fucking shit.
[02:53:59]  Stop.
[02:54:00]  Stop the shit now, or I'm ending the fucking broadcast.
[02:54:03]  Do you understand me?
[02:54:07]  Stop posting fucking Capitalist Army, asshole.
[02:54:15]  You motherfuckers, man.
[02:54:18]  It's a reflection on this.
[02:54:19]  You motherfuckers, man.
[02:54:25]  You goddamn son of a bitches, man.
[02:54:30]  Stop fucking posting.
[02:54:32]  Capitalist Army.
[02:54:34]  And look, now they think we're hackers.
[02:54:35]  Do you see the chat room?
[02:54:37]  They're saying we're hackers now.
[02:54:39]  That's great.
[02:54:40]  That's fucking great.
[02:54:41]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[02:54:44]  You fucking pieces of garbage, man.
[02:54:46]  Brian Moore Cat Lessons, y'all capping ass niggas.
[02:54:49]  Get this shirt right now.
[02:54:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:54:53]  Ladies, I got something for y'all, too.
[02:54:54]  Not ladies.
[02:54:56]  At least they're trying to plug.
[02:54:57]  Look, they trying to hawk they shit.
[02:54:59]  They're like, look, we getting raided.
[02:55:02]  This is more people than we usually have.
[02:55:04]  So let's go ahead and throw out our merch.
[02:55:07]  Let's go ahead and throw out our merch, baby.
[02:55:21]  All right.
[02:55:22]  That's enough, dude.
[02:55:24]  All right.
[02:55:25]  Stop with the Capitalist Army fucking posting in the chat room.
[02:55:29]  Because now they think I'm involved in this.
[02:55:32]  They think the Capitalist Army is involved in this.
[02:55:35]  And that's enough.
[02:55:37]  DJ Shell.
[02:55:38]  Yeah.
[02:55:39]  That's enough.
[02:55:40]  Who are you calling her now?
[02:55:41]  Damn, we all her new boo.
[02:55:42]  What's up?
[02:55:47]  Stop fucking putting Capitalist Army, man.
[02:55:52]  I want y'all to know that they can't really see it again.
[02:55:54]  Thank you, Don Bishop Cornelius.
[02:55:56]  He put in Trump 2020.
[02:55:58]  Can we post our names for everybody?
[02:56:00]  OK, mine is Velore, V-L-O-R-E, 444.
[02:56:05]  This is I Am Too Much 3.
[02:56:06]  Can y'all fuck off?
[02:56:08]  I'm not involved in this shit.
[02:56:13]  She might find a living.
[02:56:15]  I need my motto today.
[02:56:17]  Oh, my God.
[02:56:18]  Moderator.
[02:56:19]  All bullshit.
[02:56:20]  Moderator, get on it, baby.
[02:56:22]  Yeah.
[02:56:23]  Moderated, get on it, baby.
[02:56:26]  Get on.
[02:56:27]  Listen.
[02:56:28]  Stop fucking posting Capitalist Army!
[02:56:31]  No doubt.
[02:56:32]  Yeah.
[02:56:33]  You gonna talk with that shit?
[02:56:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:56:36]  Talk your shit, bro.
[02:56:37]  All right, we're out of here.
[02:56:38]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[02:56:41]  I've had enough of this.
[02:56:42]  You be button yourself because they nobody cash at me shit.
[02:56:45]  Do a what?
[02:56:46]  Do A2Much three.
[02:56:48]  What?
[02:56:49]  No, I don't want to block, but I need, I need moderators.
[02:56:52]  That's why I said you need to say your name over again.
[02:56:54]  I need moderators, bitch.
[02:56:57]  I need moderators, motherfucker.
[02:56:59]  A and two.
[02:57:00]  The number two, much, number three.
[02:57:02]  All right, get out of here.
[02:57:04]  Get these bulldykes out of here.
[02:57:05]  All right.
[02:57:06]  Now, people are saying EBZ is on.
[02:57:09]  All right.
[02:57:10]  So let's see what the fuck EBZ is doing.

=== Ugly Oriental Racist Jokes (15:04) ===

[02:57:12]  What is this?
[02:57:13]  What is EBZ doing right now?
[02:57:15]  All right.
[02:57:16]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:57:17]  I mean, do we really need to go see EBZ, man?
[02:57:19]  I mean, look at this.
[02:57:21]  I go to EBZ stream, dude.
[02:57:22]  He's got, it's his fucking crusted out empty chair.
[02:57:27]  It's his crusted out and fucking empty ass chair for Christ's sake.
[02:57:32]  What, Blades on?
[02:57:34]  All right, let's go.
[02:57:34]  Let's go to Blade.
[02:57:35]  Hold on, let's go to Blade for a second.
[02:57:36]  Let's see if this fucking guy see this fucking fat drunk.
[02:57:42]  Is he on?
[02:57:42]  He's not on.
[02:57:45]  Is he on?
[02:57:47]  He's not on on this one.
[02:57:48]  Is he on on this one?
[02:57:49]  Is on all on his alternative?
[02:57:51]  Yeah, he is.
[02:57:51]  He's on his alternative stream.
[02:57:55]  All right, here it is.
[02:57:55]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:57:59]  Where the hell is Blade at?
[02:58:01]  There it is.
[02:58:02]  Yeah, I gotta like 40.
[02:58:03]  Everyone can bitch at me about my legs.
[02:58:06]  Who's that guy?
[02:58:07]  Oh, I'm a guy.
[02:58:09]  Is real good.
[02:58:11]  Oh, man.
[02:58:13]  Roast these bitches.
[02:58:15]  Roast these bitches.
[02:58:19]  No, I'm an average mummy.
[02:58:21]  I'm sorry.
[02:58:22]  You look good.
[02:58:22]  Thank you.
[02:58:24]  Round and pink.
[02:58:28]  Holy shit, somebody just donated $100 for this son of a bitch.
[02:58:32]  So much a whale.
[02:58:33]  I am a whale.
[02:58:34]  Yes.
[02:58:34]  Here's me a little bit.
[02:58:35]  Can we get the better than $144?
[02:58:39]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:41]  What's your favorite song?
[02:58:44]  $100 dono.
[02:58:46]  What a scam, dude.
[02:58:47]  $100 dono.
[02:58:49]  Nobody gives a shit.
[02:58:50]  That is fucked up, dude.
[02:58:53]  Wow.
[02:58:54]  Wow, dude.
[02:58:56]  $100 dono.
[02:58:58]  Fucking scam.
[02:59:00]  Any booty chins?
[02:59:03]  Any booty chins out there?
[02:59:04]  You should see my booty chin.
[02:59:05]  These bitches aren't even paying attention.
[02:59:07]  Am I horrid to you?
[02:59:09]  These bitches aren't even paying attention.
[02:59:10]  What a bunch of stupid cunts.
[02:59:16]  Oh, my God.
[02:59:20]  Are y'all going to kiss each other?
[02:59:21]  I'd like to see this.
[02:59:22]  Yeah, get it.
[02:59:24]  We're just sitting here being still easy.
[02:59:28]  I mean, two scams right off the bat.
[02:59:30]  We have a friendship that y'all may never expect.
[02:59:35]  You got a $100 scam and then Scoot TM.
[02:59:38]  Scoot TM donated $3.33 and then got scammed as well.
[02:59:44]  I've got a chance too.
[02:59:46]  What's funny is I wouldn't fuck your mom with your dick.
[02:59:49]  Oh, that sucks for you.
[02:59:51]  Alright, this is lame, dude.
[02:59:53]  This is really fucking lame.
[02:59:55]  Where the hell is Blade anyway?
[02:59:58]  How did he let these stupid skanks take over the stupid fucking stream?
[03:00:02]  I mean, rape?
[03:00:04]  He said rape.
[03:00:05]  Ginger cuckers?
[03:00:09]  Alright, this is stupid.
[03:00:13]  This is a very ugly Asian.
[03:00:16]  This is a very ugly Asian here, by the way.
[03:00:18]  Like a better note?
[03:00:22]  Scammed, kissed.
[03:00:25]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:26]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:32]  You see, the blondie didn't want to kiss that ugly Oriental.
[03:00:38]  She didn't want to kiss that ugly Oriental there.
[03:00:41]  Trump, no, I don't believe in Trump.
[03:00:42]  I think Trump is a fucking.
[03:00:44]  Oh, yeah, Trump 2020.
[03:00:46]  Everybody, Trump 2020 in the chat.
[03:00:49]  I'm giving them fucking shout-out.
[03:00:51]  The next, what's going on?
[03:00:53]  The next.
[03:00:55]  What's going on, Rudy Cooper?
[03:00:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:58]  That's a gopher.
[03:00:59]  What's going on to fucking Jesus Christ?
[03:01:03]  It's going by quick.
[03:01:04]  Aron O'Donovan, me magic, Appalachian Andy.
[03:01:10]  What's going on?
[03:01:10]  What is this?
[03:01:11]  She's capable video.
[03:01:12]  Have his Haker Meister gone.
[03:01:16]  Yeah, we got more.
[03:01:16]  We got more.
[03:01:18]  What's going on?
[03:01:19]  Squirt.
[03:01:20]  Squirt?
[03:01:22]  Oh, that's why they kept saying that.
[03:01:23]  We've got me magic, me magician, flaming creations.
[03:01:27]  We've got, Jesus Christ, you can barely keep up with these sons of bitches.
[03:01:32]  Where's your shell?
[03:01:33]  Paul not walking.
[03:01:34]  What's up?
[03:01:35]  Roxy Ray is.
[03:01:39]  Snackbox 54.
[03:01:40]  There's shit in here.
[03:01:42]  Actual feces?
[03:01:44]  We've got Mosaic.
[03:01:45]  I'm handing it to her.
[03:01:46]  That's my shit bag.
[03:01:48]  We got Nick Winter.
[03:01:50]  Camera.
[03:01:51]  Cristerio.
[03:01:52]  We got balls of steel.
[03:01:54]  The lips aren't even.
[03:01:55]  Sorry, guys.
[03:01:56]  Don't hate me.
[03:01:58]  We've got TVB Forever.
[03:02:00]  Ask me a question there.
[03:02:01]  Do you believe in Trump or against Trump?
[03:02:03]  Are you a Democrat or Republican?
[03:02:04]  Whoa, Oh, bar fight.
[03:02:11]  We're going to instigate a bar fight here.
[03:02:16]  Batman.
[03:02:17]  What?
[03:02:18]  Deadpool's going up a Batman.
[03:02:20]  No, they don't want to talk politics.
[03:02:22]  Lot of Trump's on this shit.
[03:02:24]  Superman.
[03:02:25]  Batman.
[03:02:26]  You know who's getting impeached, right?
[03:02:27]  Y'all get his being painted.
[03:02:29]  He can't be re-elected.
[03:02:31]  What?
[03:02:31]  What?
[03:02:31]  He can't be re-elected.
[03:02:32]  Do you hear this stuff, bitch?
[03:02:38]  So, anyways, you want to tell me you aren't some racist jokes?
[03:02:42]  Would you like to hear a racist jokes?
[03:02:43]  Oh, oh, oh, here we go.
[03:02:44]  Racist jokes.
[03:02:46]  Why do you like these making like when it talks?
[03:02:49]  Are they about to kiss?
[03:02:52]  Who else?
[03:02:52]  billy v what's up for a make out i'm giving a shout out to rudy cooper every Everybody putting Trump to all 2020.
[03:03:05]  I'm giving shout outs.
[03:03:06]  Dr. Gizzler, the next.
[03:03:10]  Who else?
[03:03:10]  We got Fish and a Boy.
[03:03:12]  We got TV Forever.
[03:03:15]  We've got Spermi the Cat.
[03:03:17]  Why is Helen Cowan a bad drug?
[03:03:19]  We've got Pee Wee Herman.
[03:03:22]  Lucifer.
[03:03:27]  It's probably true.
[03:03:28]  Oh, fucking scam.
[03:03:30]  Dude, why didn't it play?
[03:03:32]  Why didn't it do a text-to-speech?
[03:03:34]  With the plastic tubing.
[03:03:36]  Okay.
[03:03:39]  Trump 2020, Salty's finest.
[03:03:42]  Moonman.
[03:03:43]  Hold on.
[03:03:44]  Excuse me, sir.
[03:03:45]  You're my son.
[03:03:46]  Oh!
[03:03:48]  Oh, my God, Blade.
[03:03:51]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:03:53]  I'll be like this.
[03:03:54]  Did you just hear what he said?
[03:03:57]  He just did it again.
[03:03:59]  Alright, what has one head?
[03:04:02]  One second.
[03:04:05]  This is a fucked up.
[03:04:06]  This is the most fucked up joke of all time.
[03:04:08]  It's on your lifestyle.
[03:04:09]  I'm Doug Baby Jokes that are probably up there.
[03:04:11]  What has one head, two arms, and three legs?
[03:04:14]  One head, two arms, and three legs.
[03:04:18]  The finish point at the Boston Marathon.
[03:04:20]  Oh my!
[03:04:22]  Oh!
[03:04:24]  Fucking Blade!
[03:04:25]  Really?
[03:04:26]  Are you shitting me?
[03:04:29]  What the fuck?
[03:04:30]  What's the difference between a murdered woman and a prostitute?
[03:04:33]  What?
[03:04:34]  One of whom's still being abused.
[03:04:35]  Milton Horace, I like it.
[03:04:36]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:04:39]  They are turning off these chicks.
[03:04:42]  This is what to do to turn chicks that are horny off.
[03:04:46]  This is what to do to turn off horny chicks right here.
[03:04:50]  Alright, so here's where a black guy, a white guy, and a fucking Mexican guy go to the border, right?
[03:04:59]  JR, I'm talking here.
[03:05:01]  Yes, sir.
[03:05:02]  A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy go to the border.
[03:05:06]  And there was a genie.
[03:05:07]  He's like, hey, I'm a genie.
[03:05:08]  I'm going to fucking figure it out.
[03:05:09]  Okay?
[03:05:10]  I'm going to give you guys three wishes, but you only get one wish apiece.
[03:05:17]  Calm down.
[03:05:18]  Uh-oh.
[03:05:19]  Are these your friends, Blade?
[03:05:21]  These are fucking friends.
[03:05:23]  Ow!
[03:05:25]  Alright, so the black guy was like, uh, shit.
[03:05:28]  I want to go back to Africa to be with all my brethren.
[03:05:32]  I was like, deal done.
[03:05:33]  I don't like where this is going.
[03:05:35]  Good idea.
[03:05:35]  I want to go back to Mexico to be with all my cervestas.
[03:05:42]  Alright, cool.
[03:05:43]  My beers?
[03:05:44]  All my beers?
[03:05:45]  Whatever.
[03:05:46]  It's just doesn't matter.
[03:05:47]  And then so the white guy's like, wait, wait a minute.
[03:05:49]  Wait, wait, wait a minute.
[03:05:50]  Wait a minute.
[03:05:50]  Wait a minute.
[03:05:51]  I'm in America and all the Mexicans and all the blacks went away.
[03:05:54]  Let me get a Coke.
[03:05:56]  Yeah, it's fucking blue night.
[03:05:58]  Oh my god, dude.
[03:06:02]  I mean, this is what not to do when you've got horny chicks.
[03:06:06]  This is what not to do when you have horny chicks here.
[03:06:11]  This is upsetting.
[03:06:14]  Look at the bitches.
[03:06:15]  They're getting triggered.
[03:06:17]  Bitches are getting triggered They each have to be.
[03:06:28]  The fucking social justice warriors are getting triggered.
[03:06:33]  The Englishman says, give me a new beer.
[03:06:36]  The Irishman takes the fly out of this.
[03:06:39]  And then he drinks it.
[03:06:41]  The Irishman grabs the fucking fly.
[03:06:44]  Give me back my fucking beard.
[03:06:47]  Bye.
[03:06:47]  Bye, buddy.
[03:06:48]  Oh, that was fucking horrible, dude.
[03:06:50]  That was fucking a horrible joke.
[03:06:54]  And you notice how Blade didn't even pay attention to this asshole.
[03:06:58]  Blade completely ignored the guy in the flannel.
[03:07:03]  Go outside.
[03:07:04]  Get off your computers and stop fucking your actions.
[03:07:08]  These bitches are getting pissed at the Trump 2020s and the MAGAs that are being posted in the chat.
[03:07:14]  They're major triggered.
[03:07:17]  They're not only triggered at the Trump 2020, but the racist jokes that Blade is telling.
[03:07:23]  Or what does a ninja ask for?
[03:07:26]  Just ain't her drink.
[03:07:30]  you You're butthead.
[03:07:42]  Yeah, that's an ugly Oriental, dude.
[03:07:44]  That is an ugly Oriental.
[03:07:46]  And this bitch is triggered as fuck.
[03:07:49]  Everybody is triggered.
[03:07:50]  Everybody.
[03:07:51]  Was it?
[03:07:52]  Oh, like drunk.
[03:07:53]  Trump, Trump.
[03:07:54]  Oh, you guys are gross.
[03:07:56]  She don't like Trump, huh?
[03:07:59]  You're damn right.
[03:08:01]  That's so bad.
[03:08:05]  We're going to Kieferberg agree.
[03:08:09]  Everybody, Trump 2020 to trigger these fucking social justice warrior motherfuckers.
[03:08:14]  Sexual raids.
[03:08:16]  How many of you are there?
[03:08:22]  How about my teeth?
[03:08:25]  Look at all these social justice warriors.
[03:08:27]  Now, mind you, Blade is in Seattle right now.
[03:08:31]  Do you know my name?
[03:08:32]  Blade is in Seattle.
[03:08:34]  Say my fucking name.
[03:08:37]  I call you guys bitches because you call me a whore and a whale.
[03:08:40]  Oh, look, this bitch is getting triggered.
[03:08:43]  Jessica?
[03:08:44]  You do look like a Jessica.
[03:08:46]  This bitch is getting triggered.
[03:08:51]  Cahiti is mental.
[03:08:56]  Are you trying to break me on?
[03:09:00]  Fuck off then.
[03:09:02]  Even Bjorn, look, Bjorn's in the chat room.
[03:09:04]  Bjorn's even saying Trump 2020.
[03:09:06]  Did y'all see that shit?
[03:09:08]  Bjorn's in the chat saying Trump 2020.
[03:09:11]  You're goddamn right.
[03:09:12]  I mean, I fucking know.
[03:09:13]  Trump 2020.
[03:09:16]  You know, we both went to high school and went after this.
[03:09:18]  Can you ask yourself a question for me?
[03:09:21]  Are you better than us?
[03:09:23]  Yes, we're way better than you, bitch.
[03:09:26]  All right.
[03:09:26]  Honestly.
[03:09:27]  You're sitting at a party talking to a phone.
[03:09:30]  You're at a party full of.
[03:09:32]  Oh, my God.
[03:09:32]  Look at these dumb bitches.
[03:09:34]  Look at these dumb, stupid, fucking social justice warrior sluts.
[03:09:38]  She looked at my arm.
[03:09:39]  Ooh, go.
[03:09:42]  You guys are sad.
[03:09:43]  So sad.
[03:09:45]  Trump 2020, you guys really need to vote.
[03:09:50]  I don't vote.
[03:09:52]  Yeah, that's why Trump is going to win 2020.
[03:09:55]  Yeah, fucking.
[03:09:56]  Because you sons of bitches ain't going to go out and vote.
[03:10:02]  I need more beer.
[03:10:07]  No.
[03:10:08]  No!
[03:10:08]  I don't know.
[03:10:13]  $3.33.
[03:10:20]  Oh my god This guy actually thinks he's going to score with one of these sluts.
[03:10:29]  There we go.
[03:10:30]  I have a big ass shot.
[03:10:32]  Oh, man.
[03:10:32]  Fucking fuck you, Trump 2020, you flat-chested bimbos.
[03:10:38]  I wish they would have been able to say that.
[03:10:39]  Unfortunately, he's got one of these fucking little sensors to prevent anybody from saying any curse words.
[03:10:50]  It was like that one.
[03:10:51]  Just win from me.
[03:10:51]  I'm not having to clean all your shit off.
[03:10:54]  I get to amp this guy, and y'all get to check my heart.
[03:10:57]  I'm a cool house.
[03:11:00]  Oh, there you go.
[03:11:01]  Party foul, you filthy bitch.
[03:11:04]  Party foul.
[03:11:05]  Now you owe somebody a blow, job.
[03:11:07]  I didn't do that.
[03:11:10]  Well, it's smacker.
[03:11:13]  Yeah, give her a smack.
[03:11:15]  Somebody give this bitch a smacker.
[03:11:17]  Play her fucking milkers as bongos.
[03:11:20]  Somebody give her a smacker.
[03:11:21]  Play her milkers as bongos.
[03:11:24]  It's a fake old screw.
[03:11:25]  It's a family stream.
[03:11:26]  Yeah, whatever.
[03:11:28]  My ass.
[03:11:29]  That was my freaking shit.
[03:11:30]  Exactly.
[03:11:31]  Everybody out there.
[03:11:32]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:11:32]  Why is Bjorn posting?
[03:11:34]  Why is Bjorn posting my fucking link?
[03:11:37]  Why is Bjorn posting my fucking link in the Blade's fucking chat room?
[03:11:44]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:46]  They didn't say I skipped.
[03:11:47]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:49]  Oh, my God, no.
[03:11:51]  I understand what you're saying, dude.
[03:11:53]  Trump 2020.
[03:11:55]  Everybody, Erica Doll, what's up?
[03:12:00]  No, shit, toilet farts.
[03:12:03]  No shit, toilet farts.
[03:12:04]  You dumb, stupid slut bags.
[03:12:06]  Don't know nothing about politics.
[03:12:14]  I'm drinking some beer up in here.

=== Belligerent Blade Korean (15:01) ===

[03:12:16]  Come back.
[03:12:17]  Come.
[03:12:18]  Come on, don't no, Blade.
[03:12:22]  You don't have a shot.
[03:12:23]  This is way out of your league.
[03:12:24]  Even the ugly Oriental is way out of your league.
[03:12:28]  Fuck you, dude.
[03:12:28]  They donate 50, dude.
[03:12:30]  They donate 50, dude.
[03:12:31]  Even the ugly Oriental is way out of your league, Blade.
[03:12:34]  Don't do it.
[03:12:37]  Look at it.
[03:12:38]  What's up, bro?
[03:12:39]  Oh!
[03:12:43]  Man, come on, Blade.
[03:12:44]  Don't get bitched out like that.
[03:12:47]  Don't let this fucking throwback and grunge fucking bitch you out like that, dude.
[03:12:52]  No shit.
[03:12:54]  Don't let this fucking guy bitch you out like that, dude.
[03:12:58]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:12:59]  All right, shot, shot, hype, shot hype, shot hype.
[03:13:02]  Shot hype.
[03:13:03]  You know what?
[03:13:03]  Since this guy is going to take a shot, I'm taking a shot.
[03:13:05]  Where's my shot glass?
[03:13:07]  Where's my shot glass?
[03:13:08]  Did I really miss a $100 dono?
[03:13:09]  Yeah, you missed $100 dono, you fucking idiot.
[03:13:12]  Did I really miss $100 dono?
[03:13:13]  Let me fucking take a shot with this moron.
[03:13:16]  No, no, no, we're gonna fear, we're gonna be air, we're gonna be here.
[03:13:18]  We're gonna be very good.
[03:13:18]  Well, figure it out.
[03:13:22]  Figure it out.
[03:13:26]  Figure it out.
[03:13:29]  Oh my god, look at this.
[03:13:30]  Look at this Oriental trying to be a round eye.
[03:13:33]  Look at this Oriental trying to be a round eye.
[03:13:36]  Dude, holy shit.
[03:13:42]  Dude, if I missed it, no, I need to.
[03:13:44]  Oh my gosh.
[03:13:44]  Figure it out!
[03:13:49]  I don't even know if you're saying words right now.
[03:13:51]  Figure it out.
[03:13:52]  Is he gonna do a shot?
[03:13:52]  I'm gonna do a fucking shot.
[03:13:56]  Oh, my God.
[03:13:58]  Somebody stick some fucking chopsticks down this bitch's throat.
[03:14:01]  Seriously.
[03:14:02]  Tell me.
[03:14:03]  Shut this shot.
[03:14:05]  Shut this fucking Kung Pao bitch up.
[03:14:08]  Somebody said I was like.
[03:14:09]  Shut this Kung Pao chicken bitch up.
[03:14:12]  China.
[03:14:14]  She's Korean.
[03:14:16]  By the way, I have my slant eye chart and it's Korean.
[03:14:19]  All right, I'm gonna do a shot.
[03:14:21]  Cheers, baby.
[03:14:22]  Cheers.
[03:14:22]  And cheers to Bjorn.
[03:14:24]  I know you're watching, Bjorn.
[03:14:30]  Cheers.
[03:14:35]  Yeah, get in there.
[03:14:36]  Oh, man.
[03:14:37]  Get in there.
[03:14:42]  I don't think you got a shot.
[03:14:44]  Oh, wait.
[03:14:44]  Two fuck you're for you.
[03:14:46]  Look at this triggered bitch.
[03:14:50]  Look at this triggered fucking blonde bitch.
[03:14:54]  Oh!
[03:14:55]  Well, you know she goes both ways, huh?
[03:14:57]  You know, she likes to lick the pearl tongue.
[03:15:05]  Get in there.
[03:15:05]  Get in there.
[03:15:06]  No, no, no.
[03:15:07]  Hey, Korean girl, do not go into any orifices of Blade.
[03:15:11]  Do not go into any orifice of Blade.
[03:15:14]  Who's the fatty in the background?
[03:15:17]  You're sitting in my fucking jacket, you twat.
[03:15:20]  Scram, 16-year-old.
[03:15:22]  Oh, oh, what?
[03:15:23]  She's 16?
[03:15:24]  I need to see your ID.
[03:15:26]  I am your.
[03:15:27]  Shit up your fat ass right now.
[03:15:29]  You're fatter than I am.
[03:15:30]  No, I'm not.
[03:15:31]  Oh!
[03:15:34]  All the cameras are on you then.
[03:15:36]  Oh!
[03:15:40]  Now we're getting belligerent blade.
[03:15:42]  Blade is at the drunkard level now where we're getting into belligerent blade.
[03:15:47]  Dude, I'm burned out.
[03:15:50]  You guys should play for the WFL.
[03:15:55]  I mean, here we go.
[03:15:56]  Oh, don't.
[03:15:57]  Oh, God.
[03:15:59]  Don't touch any orifice of Blade, please.
[03:16:04]  Do not touch any of his orifices.
[03:16:07]  My dick is bigger than your dreams.
[03:16:09]  I don't think I'm ever touching this.
[03:16:10]  Oh, my God.
[03:16:11]  Yeah, you're going to score with these chicks with these one-liners, pal.
[03:16:15]  Yeah, you're really going to do.
[03:16:16]  You're really going to get these broads all wet.
[03:16:20]  Yeah, you're definitely going to get a squirrel to learn with this shit.
[03:16:24]  Here.
[03:16:24]  Stop it.
[03:16:28]  Whoa, what?
[03:16:28]  Whoa!
[03:16:29]  That was hard R.
[03:16:31]  That was a hard R. Why are you tickling him?
[03:16:35]  Dude, hey, guy in the beard.
[03:16:38]  Guy in the beard and the beanie.
[03:16:39]  Why are you tickling Blade, you fruit bowl?
[03:16:42]  What are you doing?
[03:16:43]  Get on it.
[03:16:44]  Here you go.
[03:16:45]  You don't like the holding?
[03:16:49]  Why are you tickling Blade, you fruit bull?
[03:16:53]  Stop tickling him.
[03:16:54]  If he spills that shit on my hardwoods, I'm going to be pissed the fuck off.
[03:16:58]  My hands hurt.
[03:16:59]  You're getting out of control, girl.
[03:17:02]  Cheers. Happy holidays.
[03:17:03]  Mend, didn't he just take a triple shot?
[03:17:05]  He's going to take another triple?
[03:17:06]  Jesus Christ.
[03:17:09]  Man, he's belligerent Blade.
[03:17:10]  Come on, where's Belligerent Blade at?
[03:17:12]  Come out, come out, wherever you are.
[03:17:14]  Belligerent Blade.
[03:17:16]  He got the bree.
[03:17:17]  Carry some water, please.
[03:17:19]  Yeah, man.
[03:17:20]  Water.
[03:17:20]  You want honest?
[03:17:21]  Some aguas?
[03:17:22]  Samaguas?
[03:17:22]  Samaguas?
[03:17:23]  Let's figure out some tickles first.
[03:17:25]  Oh, my God.
[03:17:25]  Dude, what the fuck?
[03:17:27]  Stop it.
[03:17:28]  Dude, this is gay, dude.
[03:17:30]  This is gay as fuck.
[03:17:33]  His laugh reminds me of the Joker movie.
[03:17:36]  He sounds like a fucking joker.
[03:17:39]  Sounds like a fucking fruiter is what he sounds like, dude.
[03:17:43]  Jesus Christ.
[03:17:45]  Stop it.
[03:17:46]  Don't do that.
[03:17:47]  Don't do that.
[03:17:47]  Hey, I'm here nowhere.
[03:17:50]  Hey, what up, are you kidding me?
[03:17:53]  What kind of weird scene is this?
[03:17:56]  What kind of a weird scene is this, dude?
[03:17:59]  How about this?
[03:17:59]  I'll clear your place to sit.
[03:18:01]  No, we're about to.
[03:18:02]  The whale is back.
[03:18:03]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:08]  Tree Willie.
[03:18:12]  Get my ass.
[03:18:13]  I hate you.
[03:18:17]  Ah, Land Whale.
[03:18:18]  That's me.
[03:18:19]  That's me.
[03:18:20]  The whale is fast.
[03:18:25]  Hey, yo, Grope Gang.
[03:18:27]  Grope gang.
[03:18:29]  Grope gun.
[03:18:30]  I don't know.
[03:18:34]  We're just all friends and family.
[03:18:36]  Friends and family.
[03:18:38]  I know.
[03:18:38]  I'm a beautiful man.
[03:18:39]  My brother would freaking chicken hair.
[03:18:42]  Why would you think I'm not?
[03:18:43]  I don't know.
[03:18:44]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:45]  I mean, why are these chicks hanging on Blade because he's in real life streamer?
[03:18:50]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:51]  Whoa.
[03:18:52]  Whoa!
[03:18:54]  Blade, are you serious?
[03:18:55]  Are you actually maybe gonna get some from one of these fucking disgusting porkers?
[03:19:00]  Are you gonna get oh my god?
[03:19:02]  This is the most action Blade has ever gotten in his life.
[03:19:04]  Kiss his dick.
[03:19:05]  Whose jacket is that on my floor?
[03:19:07]  It's me.
[03:19:09]  Fucking Cashly doesn't even do this to this son of a bitch.
[03:19:12]  Cashly doesn't even do it.
[03:19:13]  Educate yourselves.
[03:19:14]  No, I will not kiss his lips.
[03:19:16]  No, I have a boyfriend.
[03:19:18]  I don't have vagina lips.
[03:19:19]  You're poor.
[03:19:20]  There's Brian in the back room.
[03:19:21]  The host.
[03:19:22]  Hey, dude, who's the boomer in the background?
[03:19:25]  Who's the fucking boomer in the background?
[03:19:28]  Wait, we don't.
[03:19:29]  We don't.
[03:19:29]  They're all saying Trump 2020.
[03:19:31]  You're damn right, Trump 2020.
[03:19:33]  Why are you calling me a fat whore, motherfucker?
[03:19:36]  Fuck you, you're a boomer.
[03:19:39]  I'm a fat whore.
[03:19:41]  Because I'm a whore.
[03:19:42]  I just say fat.
[03:19:43]  Hey, this morning when your mom took me breakfast and I left, I didn't call her a fat.
[03:19:47]  You look like Blade.
[03:19:48]  Oh my god, to think that these people think that they're funny.
[03:19:50]  These people think that they're cool.
[03:19:52]  This is so cringe, man.
[03:19:55]  This is so cringe.
[03:19:57]  Where's your back?
[03:19:59]  Who are you?
[03:20:01]  I mean, come on.
[03:20:02]  If you're going to tell me to shut up, then another bitch.
[03:20:10]  Yeah, look at Blade.
[03:20:11]  He's drunk and he's like, dude, this sucks to think that this is happening in a house somewhere in Seattle right now.
[03:20:24]  Saturday night.
[03:20:25]  This is a Saturday night in Seattle.
[03:20:27]  That's a great job.
[03:20:31]  That's great.
[03:20:31]  That's a good smell.
[03:20:32]  Me?
[03:20:33]  No, never you.
[03:20:34]  I wonder why you're Chris.
[03:20:36]  You're sitting for my head song.
[03:20:37]  Get that fucking boomer out of the background, dude.
[03:20:40]  It looks like he's about to fucking broke.
[03:20:43]  Get the boomer out of the background.
[03:20:45]  Do you like long now or short now?
[03:20:50]  Oh, my God.
[03:20:51]  This bitch is talking like a fucking nail salon, bitch.
[03:20:53]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:20:54]  Is that Scuff Bjorn back there?
[03:20:57]  Is that a fat scuffed Bjorn back there?
[03:20:59]  It looks like fat scuff Bjorn.
[03:21:01]  Who the fuck is that?
[03:21:03]  Oh, where is that?
[03:21:07]  Is that fat, scuff Bjorn?
[03:21:08]  No, wait a minute.
[03:21:09]  That's a wait a minute.
[03:21:11]  They're fucking probably single.
[03:21:13]  Is that a fucking woman?
[03:21:14]  That's a fucking woman.
[03:21:15]  Don't say that word.
[03:21:17]  That's a fucking woman.
[03:21:18]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:21:21]  Send me money on my PayPal.
[03:21:23]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:24]  This is Seattle.
[03:21:27]  This is liberal Seattle right here with their fucking handout.
[03:21:33]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:36]  I don't even know what to say about this scene, dude.
[03:21:38]  No, you're not a little bit.
[03:21:40]  I don't even know what to say about this scene.
[03:21:42]  Well, just a little bit, dude.
[03:21:43]  No, it's cool, man.
[03:21:45]  I already turned off.
[03:21:45]  I had something named Christmas.
[03:21:47]  I already went.
[03:21:48]  Who is it?
[03:21:49]  Jiminy Christmas.
[03:21:50]  Jiminy Christmas.
[03:21:51]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:21:52]  He just looked back and said, what the fuck?
[03:21:54]  What the hell is that back to me?
[03:21:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:57]  Jiminy Christmas is right.
[03:22:00]  You're not even bragging about yourself.
[03:22:02]  Why would you say that?
[03:22:02]  Well, I'm just saying.
[03:22:05]  Hi, Dad.
[03:22:07]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:08]  Oh, you're going to go after the porker?
[03:22:10]  No!
[03:22:10]  You're going to go after the porker?
[03:22:16]  I'm joking.
[03:22:17]  Man, look at how he's just ignoring donos, dude.
[03:22:20]  No, so I can't do whatever they wanted me to do with a cat.
[03:22:23]  Dude, I'm joking.
[03:22:24]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:22:25]  Dude, look at how he's ignoring the donos.
[03:22:27]  That's not how you in real life stream, Blade.
[03:22:31]  That's not how you in real life stream, Blade.
[03:22:35]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:36]  You're so squishy.
[03:22:37]  I know.
[03:22:38]  I'm fluffy.
[03:22:39]  Oh, you're so squishy.
[03:22:40]  Oh, yeah.
[03:22:41]  You're going to get those fucking milkers there, Blade?
[03:22:44]  You're going to get that triple chin that old mom has?
[03:22:46]  Look at the chin on this fucking heifer.
[03:22:48]  Son Strama now.
[03:22:52]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:53]  I may go up to you, like Barcelona.
[03:22:58]  You're real time to find a new stream.
[03:23:01]  Shout out to Dogan underscore dude Jackal and the boys in the OC.
[03:23:05]  The OC?
[03:23:07]  You ever got violated a little bit?
[03:23:11]  You ever got violated a little bit?
[03:23:13]  He's asking this old fat woman.
[03:23:16]  Everybody.
[03:23:17]  I didn't give him a shot.
[03:23:20]  Hey, yeah, let's give it a shot.
[03:23:21]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's give it a little shot, dude.
[03:23:24]  Let's give it a little shot.
[03:23:27]  Hey, hey, hey, by the way, by the way, bye.
[03:23:29]  Let's go.
[03:23:30]  Oh, Blade!
[03:23:33]  Blade, are you shitting me?
[03:23:35]  He's going after the fatty.
[03:23:38]  He's trying to get in where he fits in.
[03:23:40]  You know what?
[03:23:41]  Props to Blade.
[03:23:42]  Props to Blade for trying to get in where he fits in.
[03:23:46]  All right?
[03:23:48]  I mean, fuck the other two fucking, the ugly Korean and the fat blonde.
[03:23:52]  Go after the fat MILF.
[03:23:55]  Go after the fat MILF.
[03:23:57]  Get in where you fit in, baby.
[03:23:58]  All right.
[03:23:59]  Get in where you fit in.
[03:24:01]  Look at me, Harry.
[03:24:02]  I'm fat, buddy.
[03:24:04]  Hey, how are you watching that shit on TV?
[03:24:06]  I'm watching.
[03:24:08]  All right, please.
[03:24:10]  Hey, hey.
[03:24:12]  We need some more shots.
[03:24:14]  Shot.
[03:24:14]  Shot, shot, shot.
[03:24:15]  Another shot.
[03:24:16]  Can you believe this shit?
[03:24:18]  Another fucking shot.
[03:24:21]  Oh, my God.
[03:24:22]  Jesus Christ.
[03:24:23]  And you all think I'm an alcoholic?
[03:24:26]  And you all think I'm an alcoholic for Christ's sake.
[03:24:37]  Man, look at fucking Blaine.
[03:24:39]  He's going after this fat MILF.
[03:24:42]  He's going after the fat MILF, and he just took another shot.
[03:24:45]  Why is it so delayed like this?
[03:24:48]  It's the internet, babe.
[03:24:50]  It's the internet.
[03:24:51]  You want to have a cigarette, babe?
[03:24:54]  What?
[03:24:55]  You are observing me.
[03:24:56]  I'm trying to shit.
[03:24:59]  Shim off.
[03:25:00]  Sim off.
[03:25:01]  I'm not shitting on your lap.
[03:25:02]  Yeah, I can't 50% of it.
[03:25:03]  I know.
[03:25:04]  Your fucking legs about to fall off from a diabetic shock, dear Blade.
[03:25:09]  This woman's trying to help you out.
[03:25:10]  Your fucking legs are about to fall off.
[03:25:11]  You're asking her to fucking sit on it.
[03:25:13]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:25:18]  Let's go.
[03:25:20]  Sir.
[03:25:21]  Whoops the doodles.
[03:25:22]  Wow.
[03:25:22]  Do you pause it?
[03:25:23]  You turn it off?
[03:25:25]  Nope.
[03:25:25]  I'm trying to tell you guys we've all watched this guy because Heth's cool and we're not jealous that you're there physically with him.
[03:25:31]  We watch because Hester Jimmy's alcoholic and groves woman appease himself.
[03:25:35]  Has also become very combative and belligerent.
[03:25:43]  How about you?
[03:25:43]  Oh my god.
[03:25:46]  Oh my god.
[03:25:47]  Real dono.
[03:25:50]  Real dono, folks.
[03:25:52]  Real fucking dono.
[03:25:55]  But don't be so mean.
[03:25:57]  Never.
[03:25:58]  That's the mean thing.
[03:26:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:26:02]  I don't get it.
[03:26:03]  It's the fucking internet.
[03:26:07]  People are mean.
[03:26:09]  Oh, my God.
[03:26:09]  People are so mean on the internet.
[03:26:11]  I can't believe it.
[03:26:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:26:16]  I mean, I'm just this, like, social justice warrior Korean that deserves respect.
[03:26:23]  I mean, I'm fucking real.
[03:26:25]  Okay.
[03:26:26]  I'm from Seattle.
[03:26:28]  And how dare you put Trump 2020?
[03:26:31]  How fucking dare you?
[03:26:35]  You're Chinese now.
[03:26:35]  Did you go?
[03:26:36]  Hey, someone said I was Laos.
[03:26:38]  Someone noticed that.
[03:26:39]  What?
[03:26:40]  I am Leo Shill.
[03:26:41]  Okay.
[03:26:43]  God, Jesus.
[03:26:43]  She's from Laos.
[03:26:45]  Quit being mean to each other.
[03:26:46]  She's fucking from Laos.
[03:26:49]  She's got a bell pepper ass nose.
[03:26:51]  I'll tell you that.
[03:26:54]  She's got a bell pepper ass nose.
[03:26:56]  I'll tell you that shit.
[03:26:57]  Okay.
[03:26:58]  Okay.
[03:27:00]  All right, let's move on.
[03:27:01]  All right.
[03:27:02]  Love each other.
[03:27:03]  Fuck off.
[03:27:03]  Can we get this fucking social justice warrior shit out of here?
[03:27:11]  Stick a fucking egg roll in this stupid fucking bitch already.
[03:27:14]  I mean, good God.
[03:27:16]  All right, folks.

=== Blade Stream Seattle Fuck (08:55) ===

[03:27:17]  We have just been raiding Only Use Me Blade Stream.
[03:27:22]  All right.
[03:27:23]  We actually tried to raid a couple of other streams.
[03:27:26]  We went into some of these streams that are minority-based, dare I say.
[03:27:32]  Raided, put Trump 2020, and these sons of bitches got all triggered like a son of a bitch.
[03:27:40]  Got all triggered like a son of a bitch.
[03:27:43]  But let's raid one more.
[03:27:44]  Let's see who else is on.
[03:27:45]  I hear that Bjorn is on.
[03:27:47]  Is Bjorn on?
[03:27:49]  Is Bjorn on for Christ's sake?
[03:27:51]  Let me see this.
[03:27:52]  Bajorn.
[03:27:53]  Let me see if Bajorn is on here.
[03:27:56]  No, Bajorn is not live.
[03:27:58]  So you're lying your asses off.
[03:28:01]  You're lying.
[03:28:03]  Oh, yeah, he is.
[03:28:03]  No, wait a minute.
[03:28:04]  He is now.
[03:28:05]  Here he is.
[03:28:06]  Here he is.
[03:28:07]  Ghost Politics versus Only Use Me Blade.
[03:28:10]  Hold on.
[03:28:10]  I got to wait for this fucking advertisement.
[03:28:15]  Oh, look, there you go.
[03:28:16]  He's watching me.
[03:28:17]  You're sitting in a party.
[03:28:19]  He's watching me.
[03:28:22]  He's fucking watching me for Christ's sake.
[03:28:27]  Alright, hold on.
[03:28:27]  We're going to go back.
[03:28:28]  We'll go back to Only Use Me Blade Stream, okay?
[03:28:31]  We'll go back to Only Use Me Blade Stream, okay?
[03:28:34]  Obviously, Blade went outside.
[03:28:36]  What's going on to Bjorn?
[03:28:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:39]  Here we go.
[03:28:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:40]  Did you hear that snort?
[03:28:42]  Did you hear that snort from this bitch?
[03:28:45]  Happy birthday.
[03:28:45]  I did.
[03:28:46]  I missed it.
[03:28:46]  Hang on.
[03:28:47]  Happy birthday.
[03:28:48]  Down syndrome thought.
[03:28:55]  Down syndrome thought.
[03:28:57]  You know how much money I would fucking get?
[03:28:59]  Sometimes I could.
[03:29:00]  Oh, my God.
[03:29:01]  Dude, I'm just like, can I just.
[03:29:03]  No, you sit over.
[03:29:03]  You skinny little bitch.
[03:29:05]  No, no, no.
[03:29:05]  You sit on my locker lot.
[03:29:08]  Just say, hello.
[03:29:10]  I don't need it.
[03:29:11]  Who's in a tranny?
[03:29:12]  I think she's...
[03:29:13]  Oh, no.
[03:29:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:29:14]  Dude, look at the fucking trunk on this bitch.
[03:29:18]  Look at the fucking trunk on this broad.
[03:29:22]  Hey, Blade, hurry up and get to your fucking stream, dude.
[03:29:25]  Hurry up and get to your stream.
[03:29:29]  We don't want to hear this fucking scuffed fucking louse broad.
[03:29:34]  I got tips.
[03:29:35]  Oh my god, this bitch that looks like Captain Lou Alcindor.
[03:29:40]  All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:29:43]  All right, there he is.
[03:29:44]  All right, here comes Only Use Me Blade.
[03:29:46]  Thank fucking God.
[03:29:47]  Hurry the fuck up.
[03:29:49]  Oh shit.
[03:29:49]  Give me my beard.
[03:29:51]  Give me my beard.
[03:29:54]  Am I coming back?
[03:29:55]  Come on, baby girl.
[03:29:56]  Oh my god.
[03:29:57]  Grove gang.
[03:30:00]  Grove gang.
[03:30:05]  What the fuck?
[03:30:05]  That's your boyfriend's cat.
[03:30:09]  Is this somebody's mother?
[03:30:11]  Is Blade groping somebody's mother?
[03:30:14]  Yes, I already told them.
[03:30:17]  Oh my god, your butt is so good.
[03:30:18]  Can I touch your butt?
[03:30:19]  I almost saw you forever.
[03:30:20]  Can I touch your butt?
[03:30:22]  I mean, oh my god.
[03:30:24]  Oh my god, Jesus Christ, no.
[03:30:27]  Before we hear about it, what?
[03:30:30]  Another fucking Jaeger mom?
[03:30:32]  You just had like seven shots.
[03:30:34]  Happy birthdays.
[03:30:37]  You want to do some shots?
[03:30:38]  Yep.
[03:30:39]  Shots.
[03:30:39]  Can you give me shots?
[03:30:41]  Shot, Oh, shit.
[03:30:46]  She knows something.
[03:30:48]  Baby girl.
[03:30:49]  Oh my god.
[03:30:51]  Oh my god.
[03:30:52]  Oh my god is right dude.
[03:30:55]  I mean this is a lot of shots.
[03:30:59]  Oh my god no they're gonna get fucking blade so hammered it's it's it's horrible.
[03:31:05]  Grandma, you got some big ass tissue happy birthday.
[03:31:12]  Oh my god, she fell for it.
[03:31:15]  Got her!
[03:31:16]  Got her!
[03:31:17]  I fell for that shit.
[03:31:19]  Right on!
[03:31:21]  Cheers!
[03:31:22]  I fucking fell for it!
[03:31:24]  Got her!
[03:31:25]  Oh my god look at fucking Blake trying to take a bite out of the tinny!
[03:31:30]  Take a look at blade trying to take a bite out of the tinny, because I had big ass tips when I was in high school and I still have them, babysitter.
[03:31:39]  Yeah, it looks like J-Cuppers.
[03:31:42]  They look like J-Cuppers there.
[03:31:43]  Blade, 10 more money.
[03:31:45]  Happy birthday.
[03:31:46]  No, hit the hug.
[03:31:47]  We are not friends anymore.
[03:31:48]  I'll be behind without friends anymore.
[03:31:51]  Why are we not friends anymore?
[03:31:52]  You can stand here.
[03:31:54]  What somebody get their mother please seriously, oh my god, that's her husband.
[03:32:06]  That's her fucking husband.
[03:32:08]  Oh my god, what kind of freak show scene is this?
[03:32:13]  What kind of freak show scene is this?
[03:32:15]  Out in Seattle man, look at it, he just got cucked.
[03:32:25]  That that's.
[03:32:25]  That's.
[03:32:26]  That's a face of a cuck man!
[03:32:28]  Oh my god dude, fuckin' Blaine!
[03:32:37]  Look at fucking Blade over here fucking grope.
[03:32:40]  Well, he doesn't give a shit about the husband.
[03:32:43]  Look at this fucking goddamn sexual assaulter in action.
[03:32:50]  PG husband...
[03:32:53]  Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull drink a Red Bull.
[03:33:00]  Oh my God, this guy is fucking loaded.
[03:33:03]  Look look, look at how drunk this man is.
[03:33:07]  I mean, the guy has literally had about 12 shots since we've been watching him.
[03:33:11]  He's literally had 12 shots and what the hell is that?
[03:33:16]  He just took a drink off of the fucking table is like fucking, let's drink it.
[03:33:20]  What?
[03:33:21]  And y'all call me an alcoholic.
[03:33:24]  All of you, sons of bitches, call me an alcoholic.
[03:33:27]  What's up, brother?
[03:33:28]  Dude, I just drink a right now.
[03:33:30]  I, I, I, I, I. What's happening?
[03:33:37]  Can't order a gabagoo?
[03:33:39]  Gabagoo?
[03:33:40]  Baba Gadouch?
[03:33:41]  What the fuck are they talking about?
[03:33:42]  Baba Gadouche?
[03:33:44]  I'm entertained.
[03:33:46]  And you know what?
[03:33:47]  Fuck Seattle.
[03:33:49]  Fuck Seattle.
[03:33:53]  Baby, come here.
[03:33:54]  Baby, come here.
[03:33:54]  He's baby.
[03:33:56]  Am I baby or East Baby?
[03:33:57]  Ear baby.
[03:33:58]  Oh, my God.
[03:33:59]  I love so much.
[03:34:03]  He needs a hug.
[03:34:05]  I want a hug.
[03:34:05]  Come here.
[03:34:06]  JR needs a hug.
[03:34:07]  It looks like, you know, they're trying to separate Blade from the fatty because the husband is possibly getting upset.
[03:34:15]  And these other guys know it.
[03:34:17]  These other guys know it.
[03:34:19]  Man, Blade, they're treating you like a bitch, dude.
[03:34:22]  Dude, they're treating you like a bitch, Blade.
[03:34:24]  These are your friends.
[03:34:27]  Hey, word to everybody who's listening.
[03:34:29]  If your friends treat you like this, they're not your fucking friends, okay?
[03:34:32]  And you need to get the fuck out of there.
[03:34:34]  If your friends are treating you like this, they're not your fucking friends.
[03:34:42]  So what the fuck happened to your stream?
[03:34:44]  No, dude.
[03:34:45]  No, no, no.
[03:34:47]  No, but at the end of the day, this conversation is not what it used to be.
[03:34:50]  These are not the people that used to be in here.
[03:34:52]  I love these people.
[03:34:53]  Come here.
[03:34:55]  I mean, what the fuck?
[03:34:56]  You know, this is just like a liberal.
[03:34:58]  This is just like a fucking liberal.
[03:35:02]  I mean, it's just like a fucking liberal telling everybody what to do.
[03:35:07]  This fucking asshole in the flannels, your quintessential liberal saying, no, this isn't like it used to be.
[03:35:12]  No, no, I don't like it.
[03:35:14]  It doesn't like how it used to be.
[03:35:16]  No, Fuck you, flannel man.
[03:35:20]  Back in the day, there used to be intelligent people.
[03:35:22]  Fuck off.
[03:35:23]  When?
[03:35:24]  When was there ever intelligence?
[03:35:26]  When, you fucking Seattle shithead.
[03:35:28]  When was there ever intelligence?
[03:35:34]  Oh, man.
[03:35:35]  What the fuck, dude?
[03:35:36]  You know what, Blade, dude?
[03:35:37]  You came here to Seattle?
[03:35:41]  You came to Seattle and you're being treated like this?
[03:35:45]  I'm telling you right now, folks, anybody who treats you like this is not your fucking friend.
[03:35:50]  This is a prime example of what friends are not supposed to do.
[03:36:00]  All right.
[03:36:00]  Well, that's enough.
[03:36:01]  I've had enough of this fucking stream.
[03:36:03]  I've had enough of this fucking stream.
[03:36:05]  All right, I've had enough.
[03:36:08]  Anyway, folks, we were just watching Only Use Me Blade stream here.

=== Underwear Bjorn Block Hustling (14:38) ===

[03:36:13]  And look, what?
[03:36:14]  One more raid?
[03:36:15]  Look, they're already talking about in the chat room.
[03:36:18]  One more raid.
[03:36:20]  What do you mean, one more raid?
[03:36:21]  Where do you want me to raid?
[03:36:22]  Where are we supposed to go?
[03:36:23]  Huh?
[03:36:24]  Where exactly are we supposed to go here?
[03:36:29]  Let's see what's going on with EBZ.
[03:36:30]  EBZ.
[03:36:31]  Look, EBZ's out in the street.
[03:36:33]  Hold on, put the PC shot.
[03:36:35]  Look at EBZ.
[03:36:36]  He's out there on the street, baby.
[03:36:39]  What's going on, EBZ?
[03:36:40]  What you doing, man?
[03:36:41]  Going out there moving some of that fucking rock?
[03:36:43]  What are you doing, baby?
[03:36:47]  Man, EBZ's out in the street, man.
[03:36:49]  out there fucking block hustling or something, man.
[03:37:01]  And I heard it through the grapevine.
[03:37:05]  I'm telling you, every time I look at this man, I think California Raisins.
[03:37:08]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:10]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:11]  Every time I. I'm sorry.
[03:37:12]  I know it's bad.
[03:37:13]  time I see this man, I think California raisins.
[03:37:23]  What the fuck are you doing, EBZ, you fucking shithead?
[03:37:28]  I mean, seriously, what are you doing, dude?
[03:37:32]  I mean, are you going somewhere?
[03:37:33]  You're going to a party or something?
[03:37:35]  Oh, my God, you're yawning?
[03:37:37]  What are you doing?
[03:37:41]  All right, this guy's just fucking cruising along being a fucking fart knocker for Christ.
[03:37:45]  He just picked his nose.
[03:37:46]  He just picked his fucking nose.
[03:37:47]  God damn it, put it back.
[03:37:49]  He just picked his nose.
[03:37:49]  Look.
[03:37:50]  He just picked his fucking nose.
[03:37:54]  He just fucking picked his fucking nose.
[03:37:56]  Where is it?
[03:37:58]  He just fucking picked his nose.
[03:38:02]  Come on, pick it.
[03:38:03]  Here it comes.
[03:38:04]  He just fucking picked his fucked up fucking shithead bell pepper nose.
[03:38:09]  He just did it.
[03:38:10]  I saw it right, but I fucking clicked it off.
[03:38:16]  Come on, pick it.
[03:38:18]  Pick it, boy.
[03:38:20]  Motherfucker looks like a scuffed bookman from good times.
[03:38:23]  Pick the fucking booger.
[03:38:26]  There it is.
[03:38:28]  There it is.
[03:38:29]  Eat it.
[03:38:30]  Eat it.
[03:38:31]  He made sure not to eat it, though.
[03:38:33]  He made sure not to eat it.
[03:38:34]  All right, get this out.
[03:38:35]  Get this asshole out of here.
[03:38:37]  Get this asshole out of here.
[03:38:42]  All right.
[03:38:43]  All right.
[03:38:44]  We're going to move on.
[03:38:44]  Who else do we have here?
[03:38:47]  We've got, what is this?
[03:38:48]  Is Bjorn on?
[03:38:50]  Is Bjorn on?
[03:38:50]  Bjorn is on.
[03:38:51]  Let's see what Bjorn's doing.
[03:38:53]  He's kicking it with Busadine.
[03:38:56]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:38:57]  Here it is.
[03:39:00]  Look, it's Busadine.
[03:39:04]  What is Busadine making?
[03:39:05]  She looks like she's chopping up some onions.
[03:39:10]  Chopping up a little bit of onions.
[03:39:15]  Making some fucking food for Bijorn out here.
[03:39:17]  You're damn right.
[03:39:19]  Yum, yum, dim sum, baby.
[03:39:23]  And I want to say cheers to Bjorn out here, for Christ's sake.
[03:39:27]  Hey, look, look, hey, look, he's watching me.
[03:39:31]  Look, he's sitting here.
[03:39:31]  He's watching me.
[03:39:35]  Anyway, we got some F's going on.
[03:39:37]  I don't know why the hell it's effing.
[03:39:39]  Anyway, I want to say, cheers to Bjorn, baby.
[03:39:43]  Skull!
[03:39:47]  Skull in the house, baby.
[03:39:49]  Anyway, we just finished watching Only Use Me Blade.
[03:39:53]  And Only Use Me Blade.
[03:39:55]  What a joke.
[03:39:56]  You know, what a joke Only Use Me Blade was.
[03:39:59]  He went out there to Seattle to go visit these pricks.
[03:40:03]  I mean, seriously, I mean, come on.
[03:40:06]  I mean, they were treating Only Use Me Blade like a chump.
[03:40:10]  Anyway, let me go ahead and drink some beer here.
[03:40:13]  We're witnessing Bjorn right now.
[03:40:16]  And by the way, I want to be honest with you.
[03:40:19]  I'm a big Bjorn fan.
[03:40:20]  I think he knows it.
[03:40:21]  And I think Bjorn is also patronizing occasionally.
[03:40:25]  Yours truly out here.
[03:40:27]  So cheers to Bjorn.
[03:40:29]  We're going to get a drink.
[03:40:33]  Watching you.
[03:40:35]  He's watching me, man.
[03:40:38]  Anyway, what's going on to Bjorn out here?
[03:40:42]  Hey, since we're kind of talking a little bit out here, what'd you think about Only Use Me Blade?
[03:40:49]  I mean, don't you think that Only Use Me Blade was getting punked out just a little bit?
[03:40:55]  Just a little bit.
[03:40:57]  I mean, seriously, man, he took a long road trip.
[03:41:00]  I don't know if y'all know this from California to Seattle to get there.
[03:41:04]  And he's getting bitched out, man.
[03:41:08]  I mean, he's getting bitched out.
[03:41:11]  Anyway, I'm glad that Bjorn's chilling with us out here.
[03:41:14]  By the way, Bjorn, it's the Saturday night.
[03:41:18]  Saturday night, Saturday night, Trump Show.
[03:41:24]  And we're doing some stream rating out here, and we've been triggering some people.
[03:41:29]  We've been triggering some people.
[03:41:32]  Anyway, you know, cheers, dude.
[03:41:35]  Let me go ahead and drink some more beer for Christ's sake.
[03:41:38]  I want to say cheers to everybody in the chat room.
[03:41:41]  You know what time it is?
[03:41:42]  You all know what time it is.
[03:41:43]  It's time for more.
[03:41:49]  God damn right.
[03:41:50]  And by the way, I'm drinking some Stella Artos.
[03:41:55]  Stella Artos.
[03:41:57]  He always.
[03:41:58]  He took a long road trip.
[03:41:59]  I'm going to know this from California to Seattle.
[03:42:02]  Hey, wait, wait, Bjorn's going to say something.
[03:42:03]  So he always, when he goes to a new place, he always sits in a bar and get drunk.
[03:42:12]  Or he sits in a hotel room and get drunk.
[03:42:15]  Or stay with his friend and get drunk.
[03:42:18]  He doesn't want to go out to explore.
[03:42:22]  His dream is all about getting drunk and smoke cigarettes on stream.
[03:42:27]  So yeah, it's not good.
[03:42:29]  It's sad.
[03:42:30]  It's really sad, Bjorn, you know, because you, you go out there, you interact with the people.
[03:42:35]  I mean, that's why you understand how to stream out here.
[03:42:38]  You know what I mean?
[03:42:39]  It's about getting an experience.
[03:42:41]  You know what I mean?
[03:42:41]  You're not afraid to go out there and explore.
[03:42:44]  And here you have Only Use Me Blade out here.
[03:42:48]  Only Use Me Blade coming out and, you know, just drinking.
[03:42:51]  And I literally, while we were raiding him, Bjorn, we saw him take legitimately about 12 shots.
[03:42:59]  At least about 12 fucking shots we saw Only Use Me Blade do.
[03:43:03]  12 fucking shots.
[03:43:06]  Unbelievable.
[03:43:09]  Unbelievable.
[03:43:12]  Drink some more beer here.
[03:43:17]  I'm serious.
[03:43:18]  We're drinking some more beer here.
[03:43:20]  And we're watching.
[03:43:21]  Wait a minute.
[03:43:21]  Is Bjorn in his underwear?
[03:43:23]  Did I just see Bjorn in his underwear?
[03:43:27]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:31]  Let me go ahead and smoke.
[03:43:32]  I think I just saw Bjorn in his underwear.
[03:43:35]  That's something I don't really want to see again.
[03:43:37]  You know what I mean?
[03:43:37]  It's about getting an experience.
[03:43:40]  I don't really want to do that again.
[03:43:41]  I don't really want to see that again.
[03:43:43]  Jesus Christ.
[03:43:44]  Only use me blade out here.
[03:43:47]  I'm going to smoke a little bit.
[03:43:48]  I'm going to smoke a little bit.
[03:43:49]  And by the way, I want to ask my own chat.
[03:43:51]  What do you want to do after this?
[03:43:52]  After we finish raiding Bjorn, what do you want to do?
[03:43:55]  You want to do a little bit of date line?
[03:43:59]  Y'all want to do a little bit of date line?
[03:44:02]  Insta-thoughts.
[03:44:04]  Yeah, so the problem is he's only streaming for two hours, then he passed a pet and fall asleep.
[03:44:15]  That's it.
[03:44:16]  That old and he wanted to brain.
[03:44:19]  We're watching Bjorn.
[03:44:20]  Wait a minute, is Bjorn in his underwear?
[03:44:22]  Did I just see Bjorn in his underwear?
[03:44:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:44:25]  Yeah.
[03:44:26]  Oh, no.
[03:44:27]  God no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
[03:44:43]  Oh, God.
[03:44:45]  Yeah, you're damn right.
[03:44:47]  Skull to that, baby.
[03:44:48]  Trump 2020.
[03:44:50]  Trump 2020.
[03:44:51]  I love Trump, baby.
[03:44:53]  You know what time it is.
[03:44:54]  Trump 2020 all day.
[03:44:56]  Let me tell you, we've been triggering people.
[03:44:58]  Look at all that.
[03:45:00]  Look at that.
[03:45:01]  Keep America great.
[03:45:02]  Look at fucking Bjorn with the Trump paraphernalia.
[03:45:06]  You're goddamn right.
[03:45:07]  Oh, my God.
[03:45:08]  He's in his underwear again.
[03:45:11]  Oh my God, he's in his underwear.
[03:45:18]  Keep America great.
[03:45:19]  Trump 2020, baby.
[03:45:21]  I'm telling you right now, even this man in Copenhagen, Denmark, knows what it's all about.
[03:45:28]  Donald Trump, baby.
[03:45:30]  Keep America great.
[03:45:31]  Hold on, we're getting a dono here.
[03:45:32]  What's the dono here?
[03:45:34]  What is this?
[03:45:35]  Oh, my God.
[03:45:36]  I donated to do a stream raid earlier.
[03:45:39]  Maybe you didn't see it.
[03:45:40]  Okay, what is this?
[03:45:40]  Okay, raid this guy.
[03:45:43]  All right, hold on.
[03:45:43]  Let me go ahead and see what Barley Pop Man is talking about.
[03:45:48]  Hold on, we're going to get to this next stream in just a second.
[03:45:54]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:45:55]  I am very, very flattered to see we've got a man in Copenhagen that's out there Trump 2020 all day.
[03:46:04]  Trump 2020 all goddamn day.
[03:46:10]  Hey, look, there's Busanine.
[03:46:11]  What's up, Busan?
[03:46:15]  Are the Boosie boys in the house?
[03:46:18]  What's up to Busan?
[03:46:21]  Are the Boosie boys in the house?
[03:46:25]  Woo!
[03:46:35]  Give me my goddamn drink, dude.
[03:46:37]  Maybe you didn't see it.
[03:46:39]  I'm getting, I'm getting drunk.
[03:46:41]  I'm getting drunk here.
[03:46:47]  All right.
[03:46:49]  All right.
[03:46:50]  Somebody who donated this?
[03:46:52]  A Barley Pop Man said that he donated a stream earlier.
[03:46:55]  Maybe I didn't see it.
[03:46:57]  So we're going to get to this stream here.
[03:47:00]  And I want to say cheers to Bjorn.
[03:47:03]  It's good to raid your stream, dude.
[03:47:06]  Trump 2020 to my boy Bjorn.
[03:47:12]  You know what time it is.
[03:47:14]  I'm going to go ahead and try to get another goddamn stream going on.
[03:47:19]  If the stream sucks, we're going to call a date line.
[03:47:22]  We are going to call a date line and see if we can get some MILFs.
[03:47:26]  You know, get them a little tickled in the pants and that sort of thing, baby.
[03:47:29]  All right.
[03:47:30]  So that's what we're going to do, man.
[03:47:32]  All right.
[03:47:33]  So cheers to Bjorn.
[03:47:35]  All right.
[03:47:35]  We will see you here in just a minute, man.
[03:47:37]  Cheers to Bjorn, for Christ's sake.
[03:47:39]  And I love that Bjorn is doing Trump 2020.
[03:47:42]  All right.
[03:47:42]  Here it is.
[03:47:43]  All right.
[03:47:44]  This one right here is by Burley Pop Man who said I should be raiding this guy.
[03:47:49]  And this is probably going to be one of the last raids we do tonight before we go into the dateline, because it's becoming 1 a.m.
[03:47:57]  Fucking hell! Damn it! Shit! Damn it! Asshole!
[03:48:06]  You goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:48:10]  You fucking son of a bit.
[03:48:12]  I'm sorry, folks.
[03:48:13]  I'm sorry.
[03:48:15]  You fucking Barley Pop Man.
[03:48:17]  Fuck you for doing that shit.
[03:48:19]  You know what?
[03:48:20]  I should end the fucking show after that shit.
[03:48:22]  You fucking piece of crap.
[03:48:25]  Anyway, folks, what we're going to do here.
[03:48:28]  Okay, what we're going to do here is this, okay?
[03:48:30]  I'm going to take five minutes and I'm going to do me, okay?
[03:48:32]  I'm going to smoke a little bit.
[03:48:33]  I'm going to drink a little bit.
[03:48:35]  Now, I want you to figure out amongst yourselves because you are the people.
[03:48:39]  And this is why I broadcast, I broadcast for the people.
[03:48:44]  I broadcast for the people.
[03:48:46]  And I'd like for you to figure out what you want to do next.
[03:48:49]  Now, if you want to do some Instathoughts, then go ahead, donate three bucks.
[03:48:53]  Give us the Instagram link to your Instathod, and let's judge for ourselves whether or not your Instathod is a hot piece of ass.
[03:49:01]  And if nobody does that in the next five minutes, then we're going right to the date line.
[03:49:06]  If nobody does that in the next five minutes, we're going right to the date line.
[03:49:09]  And we're going to call us some goddamn broads on this dateline and see if we can't, you know, swoon them a little bit.
[03:49:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:49:17]  Give them the old rapist wit.
[03:49:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:49:23]  Woo!
[03:49:25]  I'm telling you, what a Saturday night.
[03:49:27]  Saturday night.
[03:49:29]  Saturday night.
[03:49:30]  True show.
[03:49:33]  Episode number 18.
[03:49:34]  Now, while y'all are figuring out whether or not you're going to, you know, send us some Insta Thoughts or not, I think it's about time for, you know what time?
[03:49:42]  I don't even need to tell you what time it is.
[03:49:45]  It's time for more beer.
[03:49:48]  You goddamn right.
[03:49:51]  Now, you sons of bitches that are out there trying to call me an alcoholic.
[03:49:55]  Y'all saw fucking only use me blade, right?
[03:49:58]  Y'all saw that son of a bitch.
[03:50:00]  All right.
[03:50:00]  Y'all are calling me an alcoholic.
[03:50:02]  Jesus Christ.
[03:50:03]  I've told you many a time, I'm a connoisseur, okay?
[03:50:08]  I'm a goddamn connoisseur.
[03:50:10]  And I'm drinking Stella Artos right now.
[03:50:14]  And they come in this little fruity ass cans, for Christ's sake, but still, some decent damn beer.
[03:50:19]  It's high percentage.
[03:50:21]  It's a lager.
[03:50:22]  And I'm a session drinker.
[03:50:24]  So that's why I like loggers.
[03:50:25]  You understand what I'm saying?
[03:50:27]  Anyway.
[03:50:29]  All right.
[03:50:30]  And shut up in the chat room calling me a fucking alcoholic.
[03:50:34]  Shut up, man.
[03:50:35]  Getting tired of you asshole.
[03:50:36]  I'm not a fucking drunk.
[03:50:39]  All right.
[03:50:40]  I'm not a fucking drunk.
[03:50:41]  All right.
[03:50:41]  Well, we're waiting for five minutes.
[03:50:43]  If somebody donates three bucks, all right, or even two bucks, let's say, throw a two bucker, okay?
[03:50:49]  Give me a link to your Instathought, okay?

=== Good Lord Lorico Cam (15:16) ===

[03:50:52]  And we'll go ahead and check it out.
[03:50:53]  I'm giving five minutes to anybody who wants to show us their Insta Thoughts because we like that.
[03:50:59]  That's a good portion of the broadcast.
[03:51:00]  You want to know why I bring that portion of Instathoughts into the broadcast?
[03:51:04]  To try to get men liking women again.
[03:51:07]  To try to get men liking attractive women again instead of all this fucking goddamn cartoon fetish bullshit.
[03:51:14]  That's why, all right?
[03:51:16]  That's why.
[03:51:16]  So let me get a goddamn smoke here while I do me for the five minutes.
[03:51:21]  And if we get no Insta-Thot donos, then we're moving on to the goddamn date line.
[03:51:30]  Yeah, that's it.
[03:51:32]  That's it.
[03:51:33]  Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
[03:51:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:51:36]  I got to clean that screen too, dude, by the way.
[03:51:39]  I got to clean that fucking screen.
[03:51:43]  I got to clean that fucking screen.
[03:51:49]  Shit.
[03:51:51]  Oh, man.
[03:51:55]  Ah, shit.
[03:51:59]  Excuse me.
[03:51:59]  I'm sorry, folks.
[03:52:00]  It was just a little bit.
[03:52:02]  It was a little bit much.
[03:52:03]  All right.
[03:52:05]  Oh, my God.
[03:52:07]  All right, listen, since, okay, we got an Insta-thon.
[03:52:11]  Here it is, Tyler.
[03:52:13]  Tyler.
[03:52:14]  Oh, my God.
[03:52:15]  He said, I came across this one from YouTube because she does ASMR videos or something.
[03:52:22]  And she looks like a whore in her thumbnails.
[03:52:24]  So I was curious to see what her fitness Instagram was.
[03:52:28]  And it turned out to be this.
[03:52:31]  All right, let's go check this out.
[03:52:33]  We got our first Instathought.
[03:52:35]  Everybody ready, boys?
[03:52:37]  Our first Insta-thought of the evening by Tyler225905.
[03:52:42]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is here, huh?
[03:52:46]  Uh-oh, uh-oh.
[03:52:48]  Look at this.
[03:52:49]  A fitness Instagram.
[03:52:50]  Take a look at this blonde slut.
[03:52:52]  Put it on.
[03:52:53]  Look at this.
[03:52:55]  Look at a little bit of that.
[03:52:57]  That's her goddamn profile picture of her spreading her ass cheeks.
[03:53:01]  How does everybody like that?
[03:53:03]  Fit underscore arm, excuse me, fit underscore chick Amy, underscore Amy.
[03:53:08]  What does everybody think of this?
[03:53:10]  Good God.
[03:53:11]  Look at the fucking, look at this broad showing off those assets, to say the least.
[03:53:18]  And of course, we got a few people that are kind of mixed with that.
[03:53:22]  Good, good God.
[03:53:25]  I mean, is that even legal to put on?
[03:53:27]  I don't even know if that's legal.
[03:53:29]  I don't even know if that's legal.
[03:53:31]  I mean, good God.
[03:53:35]  Oh, my God.
[03:53:36]  Look at this dress.
[03:53:37]  That's a hell of a dress.
[03:53:39]  That's the kind of dress that you want to take your girlfriend home to mom to see, huh?
[03:53:45]  That's what you want for Cry.
[03:53:47]  Good lord! Good lord! Good lord!
[03:53:53]  Oh my gosh.
[03:53:55]  This broad is not fucking around.
[03:53:57]  Look at the fucking bikini.
[03:53:59]  What kind of bikini is that?
[03:54:03]  And by this, you can tell she doesn't have big cookie nipples.
[03:54:05]  You know, she has that, you know, she got some decent areolas.
[03:54:10]  All right, let's just put it that way.
[03:54:13]  Good God.
[03:54:15]  Oh, my God.
[03:54:16]  All right, listen.
[03:54:18]  All right.
[03:54:18]  Hold on.
[03:54:18]  Hold on.
[03:54:19]  I want to view a couple more of these pictures and then we'll go ahead and move on.
[03:54:23]  But I mean, Jesus, look at this.
[03:54:26]  Look at that.
[03:54:27]  That's, you know, Jesus Christ.
[03:54:31]  All right.
[03:54:31]  I've had, oh, good God.
[03:54:33]  Right when I say I've had enough, right when I've said I had enough, you know what I'm saying?
[03:54:39]  Jesus Christ.
[03:54:40]  All right.
[03:54:42]  Good God.
[03:54:46]  All right.
[03:54:47]  All right.
[03:54:47]  Look, let's go ahead and what does everybody think about this woman here?
[03:54:52]  I mean, oh, good.
[03:54:53]  Come on, Broad.
[03:54:55]  Come on, Broad.
[03:54:56]  Why are you picturing yourself like why?
[03:54:59]  Why would you do that?
[03:55:02]  All right, let's go ahead.
[03:55:03]  What does everybody think about this one, man?
[03:55:05]  Rate this Instathought 1 to 10.
[03:55:09]  1 to 10.
[03:55:10]  We got 8, 9 out of 10 for aesthetic.
[03:55:12]  We got 7 out of 10 for Oscar, or excuse me, Oscar De La Rocha, fucking Monkey De La Rocha, whatever your name is.
[03:55:19]  I'm thinking of Oscar Dela Hoya is what I'm thinking of.
[03:55:22]  What is this?
[03:55:22]  Oh, my God.
[03:55:23]  For Lorico.
[03:55:24]  All right, we'll get to yours, 4 Lorico, in just a second.
[03:55:28]  Texas History Teacher, 7 out of 10.
[03:55:30]  Unlisted Ninja, 9 out of 10.
[03:55:33]  4 out of 10 for Big Hefe, not Asian.
[03:55:37]  Jesus Christ, you fuck some of you idiots.
[03:55:39]  You're so particular.
[03:55:40]  Frustralien, 9 out of 10.
[03:55:43]  System 23, 3 out of 10.
[03:55:45]  Yeah, you're kind of gay, you know, with some of the fucking anime shit you post.
[03:55:49]  Who else we got?
[03:55:51]  We got Danny Gulk, 9 out of 10.
[03:55:55]  Spermy the Cat, 8 out of 10.
[03:55:57]  Crazy U2 Ninja, 2 out of 10, dude.
[03:56:00]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:56:03]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:56:05]  All right, we got another one.
[03:56:07]  We got another one.
[03:56:08]  All right, look.
[03:56:09]  Last one, we got 9 out of 10, 8 out of 10.
[03:56:12]  All right, this is the woman we were just going at.
[03:56:15]  Here it is.
[03:56:17]  Fit underscore chick underscore Amy.
[03:56:21]  If you want to follow this woman, not bad, to say the least.
[03:56:26]  I would say around a seven and a half.
[03:56:29]  Seven and a half because of that ass.
[03:56:31]  I'm sorry.
[03:56:31]  All right.
[03:56:32]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:56:34]  We've got more Instathoughts here.
[03:56:36]  Actually, they're coming in here.
[03:56:38]  So we got 4 Lorico.
[03:56:39]  Let's get a 4 Lorico.
[03:56:41]  He put his Instathod here.
[03:56:43]  And who the hell is this Instathod here?
[03:56:45]  Let's see what 4 Lorico has to offer here.
[03:56:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:56:50]  Fucking feet, you fucking asshole.
[03:56:53]  Look at it.
[03:56:54]  fucking feet.
[03:56:56]  Soul Queen Bella showing her disgusting, filthy, look at the bunion on that.
[03:57:03]  Look at the bunion.
[03:57:05]  Look at the fucking bunion on this shit.
[03:57:07]  Her filthy, disgusting, despicable, smelly fucking feet.
[03:57:13]  Oh my god.
[03:57:14]  You know what?
[03:57:15]  This is the bitch showing her feet.
[03:57:16]  Like, hey, you like my feet?
[03:57:18]  You liked how they look at the bunion.
[03:57:20]  They look good.
[03:57:20]  I got corns on the bottom of my dental toe.
[03:57:25]  Jesus fucking.
[03:57:26]  Are you kidding me?
[03:57:28]  All right.
[03:57:29]  That's it.
[03:57:30]  All right.
[03:57:30]  Y'all go get this bitch.
[03:57:32]  You see one foot?
[03:57:33]  You seen them fucking all for Christ's sake.
[03:57:35]  All right.
[03:57:37]  She's stepping on some asshole's fucking face.
[03:57:43]  Oh, these dude, these are fucking, these are fucking sick, disgusting feet.
[03:57:47]  I mean, look at it.
[03:57:48]  Look at these fucking filthy, disgusting, despicable feet.
[03:57:53]  And they're big, too.
[03:57:54]  Are you sure you're not a man, baby?
[03:57:57]  Are you sure you're not a man, baby?
[03:58:00]  Oh, my God.
[03:58:00]  Look at this.
[03:58:02]  This guy's all right.
[03:58:03]  That's enough.
[03:58:04]  All right, we get it.
[03:58:05]  All right.
[03:58:05]  I don't even, I don't even care whatever out of 10 you think of this foot bullshit.
[03:58:11]  Look, look at this fucking guy.
[03:58:14]  All right.
[03:58:15]  Anyway, this was unappropriate.
[03:58:18]  I think it's ridiculous.
[03:58:20]  Soul queen Bella for all you foot fetish sick assholes that want to know this bitch's fucking Instagram.
[03:58:26]  There it is, okay?
[03:58:28]  It's a fucking filthy, disgusting, smelly foot, dude.
[03:58:33]  All right, we got Texas History Teacher.
[03:58:36]  Hey, what's going on, Texas History Teacher?
[03:58:37]  He said, one of my favorite Insta-thoughts so far.
[03:58:42]  Hey, look, train lover.
[03:58:43]  All right, we'll get to yours too, dude.
[03:58:45]  We'll get to yours too.
[03:58:46]  All right.
[03:58:48]  We've got Texas History Teacher who said this is one of his favorite Instathoughts so far.
[03:58:54]  Let's see.
[03:58:57]  Whoa, whoa.
[03:58:58]  Whoa.
[03:58:59]  Let's go ahead and look at a little bit of this.
[03:59:02]  Holy shit, though, is right.
[03:59:06]  I mean, Jessica M. Barlett.
[03:59:10]  That's the name of the Instathought.
[03:59:13]  Good God.
[03:59:14]  I mean, this broad looks tall.
[03:59:16]  She's got dark hair, light eyes.
[03:59:20]  Definitely Eastern European influence.
[03:59:23]  I can see the Eastern European in her face.
[03:59:27]  Jesus Christ.
[03:59:29]  Good lord.
[03:59:32]  Great shot, by the way.
[03:59:34]  I mean, Jesus, look at this.
[03:59:37]  Look at that.
[03:59:38]  I mean, oh my God.
[03:59:41]  Look at her.
[03:59:42]  She looks like she's in Venice here.
[03:59:44]  Look at that.
[03:59:45]  Dude, look at the look at the.
[03:59:47]  What's really.
[03:59:49]  Obviously, you've got the tits, okay?
[03:59:51]  Obviously, you know, they're at the forefront.
[03:59:54]  This peculiar face with the dark hair, light eyes.
[03:59:59]  Very, very mysterious, to say the least.
[04:00:02]  All right, look at that.
[04:00:03]  Look at this is what I'm talking about.
[04:00:05]  Look at that.
[04:00:06]  Look at that.
[04:00:08]  Good God.
[04:00:09]  Texas history teacher, I do have to say, this is pretty good, dude.
[04:00:13]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:00:15]  They got her in roller skates at the fucking beach with her fucking half her ass hanging out, for heaven's sake.
[04:00:22]  Good lord.
[04:00:23]  Look at that.
[04:00:24]  Shows the curvature.
[04:00:26]  Shows the assets.
[04:00:27]  And I'm sure some of the gamers appreciate that she's leaning against a goddamn pinball machine.
[04:00:33]  Good God.
[04:00:33]  Lingerie shot.
[04:00:37]  Good, good God.
[04:00:39]  Good God.
[04:00:40]  I got to keep going.
[04:00:41]  I'm sorry.
[04:00:41]  I got to see what else she's going.
[04:00:43]  I got to see what else she's doing.
[04:00:44]  Look at this.
[04:00:45]  Almost gets side boob here.
[04:00:48]  You almost get a slip of the areola.
[04:00:52]  I mean, good God.
[04:00:56]  Good God.
[04:00:58]  I mean, dude, you can tell she ain't eating pizza.
[04:01:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:01:02]  You can tell this broad ain't, she ain't eating carbs, baby.
[04:01:06]  She ain't eating carbs.
[04:01:09]  Good God.
[04:01:10]  Look at that.
[04:01:11]  Just imagine that right there.
[04:01:12]  Would you like to take a shower?
[04:01:14]  I am from Eastern European.
[04:01:16]  Would you like to take a shower with me?
[04:01:20]  Okay, I can't say that.
[04:01:22]  That's enough.
[04:01:23]  That's enough.
[04:01:24]  Her by the pool.
[04:01:25]  Hey, you know what, Texas history teacher?
[04:01:27]  I got to give you some credit.
[04:01:29]  This is a real big knockout, dude.
[04:01:30]  Look at this, Broad.
[04:01:32]  Good God.
[04:01:33]  Dark hair, light eyes, great assets.
[04:01:37]  She's got a flat fucking stomach.
[04:01:39]  This bitch works hard to look like this.
[04:01:42]  This bitch, she works.
[04:01:44]  Look at that shit.
[04:01:47]  Props to this woman, man.
[04:01:48]  Props to this woman.
[04:01:49]  Anyway, there she is.
[04:01:51]  What is everybody?
[04:01:52]  Look, they're already saying 10 out of 10.
[04:01:55]  10 out of 10.
[04:01:56]  Look, even aesthetic, who's peculiar when it comes to women.
[04:01:59]  10 out of 10.
[04:02:00]  8 out of 10.
[04:02:02]  9 out of 10 for look at the 10 out of 10 system 23.
[04:02:05]  Penn is 10 out of 10.
[04:02:07]  Texas history teacher, 10, 11 out of 10.
[04:02:10]  Tyler, 10 out of 10.
[04:02:13]  Who else?
[04:02:14]  8.5 out of 10?
[04:02:16]  Are you shitting me?
[04:02:17]  Dr. Dude, 9 out of 10.
[04:02:19]  We got a lot of 9s and 10s here, dude.
[04:02:22]  We've got a lot of 9s and 10s, dude.
[04:02:24]  This is a really attractive woman.
[04:02:26]  And that's the thing about Instagram, dude.
[04:02:29]  I mean, if you think that you're hot shit, you ain't shit in this, you know, competitiveness of being a bomb.
[04:02:36]  Dude, are you?
[04:02:38]  Just imagine that's your hotel room, and that's what you find.
[04:02:41]  You know, never mind.
[04:02:42]  All right, that's it.
[04:02:43]  Just a little more.
[04:02:44]  Just a little more.
[04:02:45]  What is this?
[04:02:46]  Look at that AS.
[04:02:48]  Look at that AS.
[04:02:49]  A curvature of an AS.
[04:02:51]  And let me tell you, this broad keeps herself loot.
[04:02:53]  She got a friend.
[04:02:55]  How about her and her friend there?
[04:02:56]  You know, Minaj action.
[04:02:58]  She keeps herself in great shape.
[04:03:00]  This is a really good.
[04:03:02]  I have to give this Broad at least a nine and a half out of 10.
[04:03:05]  Nine and a half out of 10.
[04:03:07]  This broad is pretty stacked.
[04:03:09]  She's got a beautiful face.
[04:03:11]  She's got great assets.
[04:03:12]  She knows what she's working with.
[04:03:15]  Good lord.
[04:03:15]  Look at her.
[04:03:16]  Here she is in a little fucking swing.
[04:03:17]  Look at this.
[04:03:18]  This broad knows what she's fucking doing.
[04:03:20]  She knows what the fuck she's doing.
[04:03:22]  Look at this, broad.
[04:03:24]  Tennis, anyone?
[04:03:25]  Tennis?
[04:03:27]  All right.
[04:03:28]  All right.
[04:03:28]  Enough gawking this bitch.
[04:03:29]  All right.
[04:03:30]  This is a badass Instathought.
[04:03:32]  Props once again to Texas history teacher, Jessica M. Barlett.
[04:03:37]  All one word.
[04:03:38]  No underscores at Instagram.
[04:03:41]  Cheers to this woman.
[04:03:43]  Jesus Lord.
[04:03:45]  Holy Jesus.
[04:03:46]  All right.
[04:03:46]  Let me continue on.
[04:03:48]  Aesthetic.
[04:03:49]  He did a $2 bill, but I'm still going to honor it because I said it was okay to do that.
[04:03:53]  He said, I came across this girl during an extracurricular activity.
[04:03:58]  She's got a grade A milkers on what?
[04:04:02]  She's got an A-grade milkers on Russian cam girl.
[04:04:08]  Dude, you're...
[04:04:09]  Wait a minute.
[04:04:10]  You're...
[04:04:10]  You're doing Russian cam girls, dude?
[04:04:12]  Hold on.
[04:04:13]  What is this?
[04:04:13]  I got to see this.
[04:04:15]  You're doing Russian cam girls.
[04:04:16]  Hold on.
[04:04:17]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:04:18]  Here's Aesthetics Insta Thought here.
[04:04:22]  Nastia Brute.
[04:04:24]  Nastia underscore brute.
[04:04:27]  Okay.
[04:04:27]  All right.
[04:04:27]  Well, let's see what we got.
[04:04:28]  We got her dog.
[04:04:30]  You can definitely see the Eastern European influence.
[04:04:33]  At least she loves her puppers.
[04:04:35]  You know, that's one good thing about her.
[04:04:37]  I haven't really seen a very good upfront shot of her.
[04:04:41]  Okay, let's see this.
[04:04:43]  Let's see the modeling, Broad.
[04:04:44]  Come on.
[04:04:45]  That's what we want to see.
[04:04:47]  Yeah, not too bad.
[04:04:49]  What does everybody think?
[04:04:53]  She's a little too Russian.
[04:04:55]  She looks a little too Russian to me.
[04:04:58]  She looks a little Russian.
[04:04:59]  And people are saying she's had a lot of work done.
[04:05:01]  Yeah, I could kind of see where you're coming from.
[04:05:03]  Look at the lips.
[04:05:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:05:05]  I get where you're coming from.
[04:05:07]  What else?
[04:05:08]  I'm trying to look for a model shot.
[04:05:11]  I'm trying to look for a model shot.
[04:05:12]  She does like puppers.
[04:05:13]  I mean, that's one, I guess, good attribute of her.
[04:05:16]  Look at her she likes puppers.
[04:05:18]  But we're looking for the model shots, baby.
[04:05:21]  We're looking for the money shots.
[04:05:24]  We're looking for the money.
[04:05:25]  Is this bitch a cam girl on Russia cam girl?
[04:05:28]  Seriously?
[04:05:29]  Here's one.
[04:05:30]  It's a video.
[04:05:33]  Eh, eh, eh, eh.
[04:05:38]  How about this one?
[04:05:39]  Oh, dude.
[04:05:42]  Dude, I don't know about this one there, aesthetic, dude.
[04:05:45]  I don't know about this one.
[04:05:47]  I appreciate the fact that she loves puppers.
[04:05:49]  Don't get me wrong.
[04:05:52]  But I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:05:56]  I mean, I'm looking for a decent shot of her in a modeling situation.
[04:06:02]  And she does have long legs.
[04:06:04]  Look at the fucking legs on this broad.
[04:06:06]  But I want to be honest with you.

=== Pandering Anime Lip Job (04:51) ===

[04:06:08]  Is it too much work here?
[04:06:11]  Damn, I think she just fucked herself up with this lip, dude.
[04:06:14]  I think she's just fucked herself up with this lip.
[04:06:18]  It's sad.
[04:06:20]  That's fucking sad.
[04:06:21]  All right.
[04:06:21]  That is fucking sad.
[04:06:23]  Anyway, I'm trying to look and see if there's any other pictures that we can judge.
[04:06:29]  No, that's about it.
[04:06:31]  There's her in a fucking towel.
[04:06:34]  All right.
[04:06:35]  There's her in some like Daisy Dukes or something and some fucking, I don't know, tropical bullshit.
[04:06:41]  No, that's about it.
[04:06:43]  I'm trying to look for the money shot.
[04:06:46]  I'm trying to look for the money shot here.
[04:06:48]  I don't see it.
[04:06:50]  Anyway, this was Aesthetics Girl.
[04:06:52]  What does everybody think of this broad here?
[04:06:54]  1 to 10.
[04:06:56]  What does everybody think?
[04:06:57]  Those are long legs, dude.
[04:06:59]  I mean, they are pretty long legs.
[04:07:01]  4 out of 10, Pettis.
[04:07:03]  Danny Gold, 6 out of 10.
[04:07:05]  Metaphorm, no.
[04:07:07]  No.
[04:07:09]  4 out of 10, John Doe.
[04:07:10]  Reverend Snar, 5 out of 10.
[04:07:13]  Too skinny out of 10 for Texas History Teacher.
[04:07:17]  Straight Sniffer, 4 out of 10.
[04:07:19]  Who else?
[04:07:20]  We got Tranny out of 10 for Andy Kaufman.
[04:07:23]  Mr. Nagy Generation, 7 out of 10.
[04:07:25]  Smokey, 7 out of 10.
[04:07:27]  Crostereo, 4 out of 10.
[04:07:30]  Fish Fast, 7 out of 10.
[04:07:32]  Kenny underscore KSTN, 3 out of 10.
[04:07:36]  Yeah, the lip job kind of ruined it.
[04:07:38]  4 out of 10 for System 23.
[04:07:41]  The lip job really fucking ruined it.
[04:07:43]  Although some people don't give a shit.
[04:07:44]  Unlisted Ninja, 7 out of 10.
[04:07:46]  Seriously, Samsung, 5 out of 10.
[04:07:49]  Danny Gold, Tran had to take the fuck off.
[04:07:52]  6.5 out of 10 for Crazy for Swayze.
[04:07:56]  All right.
[04:07:56]  Thank you very much there, Aesthetic.
[04:07:58]  I appreciate it.
[04:07:58]  By the way, what's this chick's name?
[04:07:59]  Just in case anybody's interested.
[04:08:02]  Nastia Brute underscore brute or brut or whatever.
[04:08:08]  Nastia underscore brute.
[04:08:11]  All right, here it is.
[04:08:12]  Let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
[04:08:14]  This next one was requested by Train Lover, this next Instathought.
[04:08:19]  So let's see what we got going on here.
[04:08:22]  Let's see.
[04:08:23]  Let's see what Train Lover is working with.
[04:08:25]  See what kind of Instathoughts he's working with.
[04:08:27]  Here it is.
[04:08:28]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:08:29]  Train Lover 567's Instathought.
[04:08:32]  Candy Lol.
[04:08:35]  Candy.
[04:08:35]  This bitch has got a Twitch.
[04:08:37]  Your favorite e-girl.
[04:08:39]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:08:41]  I know what this bitch is doing.
[04:08:43]  This bitch.
[04:08:44]  This bitch is trying to play the whole gamer Comic-Con anime angle to fucking exploit forever loans.
[04:08:53]  I get this, bitch.
[04:08:55]  I get this, bitch.
[04:08:57]  I get it.
[04:08:58]  But hey, let's take a look at her.
[04:09:00]  I'm trying to look at her in some decent attire.
[04:09:04]  Let's, you know, look at this.
[04:09:08]  Is she supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood?
[04:09:10]  Little Red Riding Hood.
[04:09:14]  Fucking cosplaying, Broad.
[04:09:15]  I know what you're doing.
[04:09:17]  I know what you're doing.
[04:09:19]  Hold on, here's one of her in a mirror in regular clothing.
[04:09:25]  Okay, I'm trying to look for some, of course, look at I said, what did I tell you?
[04:09:28]  Anime bullshit.
[04:09:30]  She's pandering to this anime bullshit to extort forever loans and incels.
[04:09:38]  You know, I'm trying to look for some things I can make a judgment call at her.
[04:09:42]  It's, I guess, a decent dress.
[04:09:45]  Not too bad.
[04:09:46]  She looks, you know, I guess thin enough.
[04:09:48]  I got to give her props.
[04:09:50]  You know, she does look, you know, sometimes, depending on the lighting, she does look a little young in the face.
[04:09:56]  And then at other times, she looks a little old in the face.
[04:09:59]  So it's kind of trickery there.
[04:10:02]  I think she's trying to hide something.
[04:10:04]  I'm not too sure.
[04:10:06]  But I have yet to see her.
[04:10:07]  Okay, here's something with her scantily clad.
[04:10:10]  What is this?
[04:10:11]  Her just showing off some leg?
[04:10:14]  I don't know.
[04:10:15]  Here's her like sucking off a microphone or something.
[04:10:19]  So obviously she's a Twitch bitch.
[04:10:21]  And look at her.
[04:10:22]  Pandering to anime, huh?
[04:10:25]  Pandering to anime.
[04:10:27]  Fucking to extort you fuckers for your thought bucks.
[04:10:31]  Fucking Twitch broad.
[04:10:32]  All right.
[04:10:33]  Anybody?
[04:10:33]  I'm trying to be objective here.
[04:10:36]  And maybe she'll like show up in a bikini and be like, oh, god damn.
[04:10:40]  Is this her boyfriend, dude?
[04:10:42]  Is this her fucking boyfriend?
[04:10:44]  Scroll up.
[04:10:45]  Is this her boyfriend?
[04:10:47]  Oh, God.
[04:10:49]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:10:51]  You can see the soy off of the patchiness of this fucking bald idiot's head.

=== Callers Fantasies Messages (16:04) ===

[04:10:59]  Oh, my.
[04:11:00]  That's her husband?
[04:11:01]  That's her husband.
[04:11:03]  Hi, honey.
[04:11:04]  You want me to bend over so you can give me a good peg?
[04:11:07]  Or do you want me to be behind a lampshade while you're getting gangbanged by a bunch of minorities?
[04:11:12]  Either way, I really don't care.
[04:11:13]  I'll do whatever you want.
[04:11:18]  Let's see.
[04:11:18]  All right, look.
[04:11:19]  Well, that's look at her.
[04:11:21]  She obviously is skinny.
[04:11:23]  You know, she obviously knows how to work her assets.
[04:11:26]  She knows like, hey, I'm going to be on my knees like some subservient Broad.
[04:11:31]  She knows what she's doing.
[04:11:32]  All right, look, I'm trying to look for more.
[04:11:36]  All right, she's all right.
[04:11:38]  All right, let's see what everybody else thinks.
[04:11:40]  All right, what is everybody else thinking here?
[04:11:42]  We've got six out of 10 for Pettis.
[04:11:44]  Four out of 10 for aesthetic.
[04:11:46]  Recycle been three out of 10.
[04:11:49]  Foot Girl was better.
[04:11:51]  Fuck off, John Doe.
[04:11:52]  We got 5.5 out of 10 for Tyler.
[04:11:55]  We got 6 out of 10 for Samsung.
[04:11:58]  Smokey, 6.5 out of 10.
[04:12:01]  1 out of 10 for a friendly medic.
[04:12:03]  Vorhood Merchant, 7 out of 10.
[04:12:06]  System 23, 3 out of 10.
[04:12:09]  Swayze, 6.33 out of 10.
[04:12:12]  Only use me.
[04:12:13]  The real Only Use Me Blade.
[04:12:15]  4 out of 10.
[04:12:17]  Frustralien, 6 out of 10.
[04:12:19]  Chris Johnson, 5 out of 10.
[04:12:22]  Taiwan Relayer, 4 out of 10.
[04:12:25]  Bad face and attitude.
[04:12:29]  Oh, my God.
[04:12:29]  Who else?
[04:12:30]  We got 7.5 out of 10 for Crazy U2 Ninja.
[04:12:34]  2 out of 10 for Kenny KSTN.
[04:12:37]  Hambone Movement, 5 out of 10.
[04:12:39]  Threed, 7 out of 10.
[04:12:42]  And Watchtap, 2 out of 10.
[04:12:44]  So I think we got a fairly decent consensus out of that.
[04:12:48]  So once again, thank you either way, Train Lover.
[04:12:51]  That's what makes us all, you know, different when it comes to what we find attractive and whatnot.
[04:12:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:12:58]  So anyway, that was our last insta-thought, folks.
[04:13:01]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to do me here for another couple of minutes, and then we're going to connect right to the fucking right to the fucking dateline here.
[04:13:11]  Let me go ahead and connect everything now so we can call it up and shit.
[04:13:15]  All right.
[04:13:19]  Let me do a couple more and then, or let me do a couple more drinks.
[04:13:22]  Let me do a couple more hits and we're moving on to the dateline.
[04:13:24]  Okay, folks.
[04:13:26]  All right.
[04:13:27]  We're doing.
[04:13:27]  And look, I can't do Satan on the dateline, dude.
[04:13:30]  All right.
[04:13:30]  We're just going to see what kind of women we can hook up with.
[04:13:35]  All right.
[04:13:36]  All right.
[04:13:36]  I'm serious.
[04:13:38]  All right.
[04:13:39]  I just, I want to see what kind of women we can hook up with.
[04:13:42]  All right.
[04:13:43]  Anyway, cheers everybody out there who's listening to me on this Saturday night.
[04:13:47]  Saturday night.
[04:13:48]  Saturday night troll show.
[04:13:52]  Episode 18, dude.
[04:13:53]  Episode 18, 18 Saturday Night Troll Shows, baby.
[04:13:58]  I'm telling you, I'm the hardest working man in the streaming business today.
[04:14:03]  And shut up.
[04:14:03]  Don't make fun of my chair for Christ's sake.
[04:14:06]  All right.
[04:14:07]  I don't give a shit.
[04:14:08]  All right.
[04:14:08]  I don't give a shit for Christ's sake.
[04:14:10]  I spent a lot of time in this chair.
[04:14:12]  All right.
[04:14:13]  More time than I'd like.
[04:14:15]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of some beer here.
[04:14:24]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[04:14:26]  All right.
[04:14:26]  That's what I'm talking about.
[04:14:29]  Let me go ahead and take another couple of smokes.
[04:14:31]  And what we're going to do here is I'm going to call a date line.
[04:14:34]  And this date line we call has all kinds of women that are looking to either talk dirty, get into some kind of shenanigans, potentially meet up, that sort of thing.
[04:14:48]  So that's what we're going to do.
[04:14:49]  We're going to be calling some of these date line whores and see if we can't schwoom them and maybe get them to do a little bit of you know what I'm saying.
[04:15:04]  And yes, Danny Galt, there is a couple of fucking trannies that are using that as a means to hook up with straight men, which I think is horrible.
[04:15:12]  All right.
[04:15:13]  So anyway, let me take a couple of hits of this and we're going to call right to the goddamn date line, baby.
[04:15:17]  All right.
[04:15:18]  That's what we're doing.
[04:15:19]  It's already 1.25 out here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[04:15:24]  And we're doing our Thea thing, baby.
[04:15:27]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[04:15:35]  Let it hit the brain, baby.
[04:15:37]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:15:41]  All right, let's call this son of a bitch.
[04:15:43]  All right, let's call it.
[04:15:44]  Where are we?
[04:15:45]  Here we are.
[04:15:46]  All right, we're calling this right now.
[04:15:48]  What I'm going to do is call the dateline.
[04:15:50]  And once we call this date line, we in the house.
[04:15:54]  All right, here it is.
[04:15:55]  Put it up.
[04:15:55]  Put it up in.
[04:15:56]  Well, the engineer's not here.
[04:15:58]  I was going to say the engineer.
[04:16:00]  I missed the engineer.
[04:16:03]  Anything can happen.
[04:16:04]  All the callers you hear on the fantasies, just like you.
[04:16:10]  Here we go.
[04:16:11]  Have fun.
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[04:16:13]  Let's do this.
[04:16:17]  I'm ready.
[04:16:18]  Oh, don't forget, Greg Hot Dateline is for callers 18 and older.
[04:16:22]  If that's not you, hang up now.
[04:16:24]  If it is you, get ready to turn your hottest fantasies into...
[04:16:28]  I'm only five.
[04:16:29]  By continuing, you are consenting to allow us to send you text messages.
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[04:16:34]  Hold on, more thoughts.
[04:16:35]  Don't bother to receive these messages.
[04:16:37]  Why not stop?
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[04:16:40]  Hold on, we got to stop this because we just got a thought.
[04:16:45]  Okay, we just got a thought here.
[04:16:48]  So we just got to see this thought here, all right?
[04:16:53]  What thought the hell?
[04:16:54]  What thought did you just fucking post here?
[04:16:56]  This better be a good fucking thought.
[04:16:57]  You just made me fucking stop the date line, you dickhead.
[04:17:05]  You fucking latent homosexuals.
[04:17:07]  Ricardo Milos, folks.
[04:17:10]  Ricardo fucking Milos, the stupid fucking meme.
[04:17:16]  Are you fucking, ah, Jesus Christ.
[04:17:18]  All right, dude.
[04:17:19]  This is just disgusting.
[04:17:21]  With a fucking saxophone?
[04:17:26]  She, ah, Jesus.
[04:17:28]  No, dude.
[04:17:30]  Did he just fucking super pose his fucking face on Trump?
[04:17:34]  That stupid goddamn Brazilian piece of shit?
[04:17:38]  Oh, my God.
[04:17:40]  Look at this.
[04:17:40]  Look at this garbage.
[04:17:43]  Look at this stupid garbage.
[04:17:45]  And he's got a, he's got one of these stupid toys.
[04:17:48]  All right, I've had enough.
[04:17:49]  We get it.
[04:17:50]  We get it.
[04:17:51]  Ricardo fucking Milos.
[04:17:52]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:17:55]  Jesus fucking hell, dude.
[04:17:57]  Jesus fucking hell.
[04:18:00]  All right, let me move on.
[04:18:01]  I was just in the middle of fucking calling the goddamn date line.
[04:18:05]  And of course, you sons of bitches got to fuck everything up with a fucking Ricardo Milos.
[04:18:11]  Welcome to Red Hot Dateline, where anything can happen.
[04:18:14]  Fucking hell.
[04:18:15]  All the colleagues here on this service are real.
[04:18:17]  Keep this shit up.
[04:18:18]  Keep this shit up, you dickhead.
[04:18:20]  And looking to talk, have fun, and maybe more.
[04:18:23]  So if you're ready to let me know, I'm ready.
[04:18:27]  I'm ready for Christ's sake, man.
[04:18:29]  I'm ready.
[04:18:33]  I'm only five.
[04:18:35]  Get ready to turn your hottest fantasies into reality.
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[04:19:36]  No, you idiot.
[04:19:37]  That's a fucking YouTube video.
[04:19:39]  That's not a thought, you dickhead.
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[04:20:20]  A middle-aged man here in the San Antonio, Texas area.
[04:20:25]  Looking for ladies, very open-minded.
[04:20:27]  I'm open to any age, over 21 years of age.
[04:20:33]  Definitely open to any race.
[04:20:36]  Just want somebody that appreciates a man's company, who appreciates a gentleman.
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[04:21:26]  Hi, guys.
[04:21:27]  Uh-oh.
[04:21:27]  Jessica.
[04:21:28]  Uh-oh.
[04:21:29]  I'm in Spanish.
[04:21:30]  I'm 30.
[04:21:31]  I'm calling from Salanto.
[04:21:33]  Uh-oh.
[04:21:34]  It's Saturday night, and I'm so fucking horny.
[04:21:37]  Oh!
[04:21:38]  There's any gangsters or thugs that want to come beat this pussy up?
[04:21:42]  What gang?
[04:21:43]  Gangsters?
[04:21:46]  Let's give her a message.
[04:21:47]  To send an icebreaker.
[04:21:49]  Let's give her a message.
[04:21:50]  Record your message.
[04:21:50]  Let's give her a message.
[04:21:52]  Here we go.
[04:21:53]  Any key when you're done.
[04:21:56]  Listen, I'm not a thug or anything.
[04:21:58]  I'm a very well financially stable man.
[04:22:01]  I would definitely like to fucking beat that pussy up.
[04:22:05]  You understand?
[04:22:06]  I mean, I hear you.
[04:22:07]  And let me tell you something.
[04:22:08]  I got about 450 pounds of jackhammer ass that'll leave you bent over backwards with a goddamn gut fucking curl in your back and a damn tear in your eye.
[04:22:18]  But I'm not down with gangster stuff, okay?
[04:22:22]  I'm not down with that stuff.
[04:22:23]  Okay.
[04:22:23]  I'll even, I'll even, you know, maybe give you a little fetia, okay?
[04:22:27]  All right, what is it going to take?
[04:22:28]  I mean, I want you to work my fucking Johnson.
[04:22:31]  What's it going to take?
[04:22:32]  All right.
[04:22:32]  And I'll fucking do you good for Christ's sake.
[04:22:35]  I'll motorboat your ass till your damn uterus is jiggled out of your fucking hole.
[04:22:39]  How you like that, huh?
[04:22:41]  There's your message.
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[04:22:49]  Listen, I'm not a thug or anything.
[04:22:51]  I'm a very well financially stable man.
[04:22:55]  I would definitely like to fucking beat that.
[04:22:59]  You've heard the callers that are closest to you.
[04:23:01]  Just send it.
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[04:23:05]  Or for callers you can chat with right now from further away.
[04:23:09]  Press two.
[04:23:09]  Press two.
[04:23:12]  Hi.
[04:23:13]  I'd like to meet someone that is single and that he's on his late 50s, early 60s.
[04:23:23]  Thank you.
[04:23:24]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:23:25]  That sounds like that sounds bland as fuck.
[04:23:30]  And 215.
[04:23:36]  I've grown up.
[04:23:41]  I can't understand this bitch.
[04:23:45]  Hi.
[04:23:46]  He has a 5'6 African-American female, light-skinned complexion, high and weight proportionate, weighing around 170.
[04:23:56]  And I do wear glasses.
[04:23:58]  I'm looking for a attractive, actually attractive male, African-American, probably.
[04:24:05]  Someone who isn't over the age.
[04:24:07]  That caller is currently connected.
[04:24:09]  If you still want to send them a message, black female in a house in area looking for black men for funding explains.
[04:24:18]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:24:21]  Record.
[04:24:23]  Look, I know that you're looking for a black man, but I'm a white man in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:24:28]  I have no problem flying you into San Antonio, but I really want to be with a black woman.
[04:24:35]  And I don't understand it.
[04:24:36]  You know, is it because I have like a shrimp penis?
[04:24:40]  It's because the white man has the shrimp penis and the black guys, they got the nine-inch long and they got to ream you all out and you can't go with anything else.
[04:24:49]  I mean, I want to be with a black woman, okay?
[04:24:53]  I want to put my milk in your coffee and make mocha because I want to poke you.
[04:25:00]  Anyway, sorry, get back.
[04:25:01]  Thank you very much.
[04:25:03]  Here's your message.
[04:25:04]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:25:07]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:25:11]  Look, I know that you're looking for a black...
[04:25:13]  Sounds good.
[04:25:14]  Sounds good enough.
[04:25:22]  Can't even understand it.
[04:25:24]  Send an icebreaker, please.
[04:25:25]  Please record your message.
[04:25:27]  Look, bitch, I can't even understand you because it sounds like you're deep throat in the phone or you're so fat that your double chin is fucking muffling the damn microphone area of the phone, okay?
[04:25:40]  Now, I don't mind if you're a little bit of a porker, but the least I want to know is what kind of assets you're messing with, okay?
[04:25:47]  I don't want some kind of a flat-chested meatball that's out here, you know.
[04:25:52]  If you're going to be a little bit hefty, I want to see, I want to hear some J-cuppers, all right?
[04:25:58]  Anyway, get back and be clear about it, Biet.
[04:26:02]  Message: Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery or press two for normal delivery.
[04:26:09]  Look, bitch, I can't even understand you because it sounds like you're deep throat in the phone, or you're so fat that your double chin is fucking muffling the damn microphone area of the phone, okay?
[04:26:21]  Now, I don't mind if you're a little bit of a porker, but the least I want to know is what kind of assets you're messing with, okay?
[04:26:28]  I don't want some kind of a flat-chested meatball that's out here.
[04:26:34]  If you're gonna be a little bit hefty, I want to see, I want to hear some J-cuffers.
[04:26:38]  Oh, my God.
[04:26:39]  Anyway, get back and be clear about it, Biet.
[04:26:43]  All right.
[04:26:44]  Message delivered.
[04:26:45]  All right, good.
[04:26:45]  That's a good one.
[04:26:47]  Jeez, homeboy.
[04:26:49]  Get someone up.
[04:26:52]  To connect live with this caller, press one to send an icebreaker.
[04:26:56]  Press one to please record your message.
[04:26:59]  Hey, I like the way you said homeboy.
[04:27:02]  I'm a white man, okay?

=== Give Pussy Roleplay Fun (15:13) ===

[04:27:04]  But I want to get into some role play with some hot Latina whorebag that isn't, you know, that with all due respect, just by the sound of your voice, it sounds like you've taken a few.
[04:27:16]  So I'd like to use your experience by getting gangbanged by, you know, a Mexican gang and shit.
[04:27:21]  And I'd like for you to incorporate that with me in some kind of sexual liaison where you call me Paco and, you know, I'm, you know, this big, bad-ass Mexican gangster that just took you from a rival gang.
[04:27:35]  And here I have you bent over, you know, with your, well, just get back and I'll tell you the rest, okay?
[04:27:42]  Here's your message.
[04:27:43]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:27:46]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:27:49]  Hey, I like the way you said homeboy.
[04:27:52]  I'm a white man, okay?
[04:27:54]  But I want to get into some role play with some hot Latina whorebag that isn't, you know, with all due respect, just by the sound of your voice, it sounds like you've taken a few.
[04:28:06]  So I'd like to use your experience by getting gangbanged by, you know, a Mexican gang and shit.
[04:28:11]  And I'd like for you to incorporate that with me in some kind of sexual gang job.
[04:28:16]  12 o'clock to get away from 132.
[04:28:20]  You know, we got a badass Mexican gangster to the house.
[04:28:30]  Who the fuck did the clock shit?
[04:28:36]  1.32 o'clock.
[04:28:37]  10.33 o'clock.
[04:28:39]  334.
[04:28:40]  Who the fuck did this?
[04:28:42]  537 here.
[04:28:45]  Press one.
[04:28:46]  Send a message over.
[04:28:47]  Who the fuck did this?
[04:28:52]  Hello, this is Valley Girl.
[04:28:54]  Let's talk plain and let's talk simple.
[04:28:57]  Let's keep it real and let's keep it on it.
[04:28:59]  Let's keep it real.
[04:29:00]  Keep it honest.
[04:29:02]  Please record your message.
[04:29:03]  Just what I want.
[04:29:05]  Hey, what's going on, Valley Girl?
[04:29:07]  Let's keep it honest.
[04:29:08]  Let's keep it brief.
[04:29:09]  Look, I'm looking for somebody to give me a decent phone bang, and you sound like a very spirited one, especially if I tell you what to do as far as, you know, maybe getting a large piece of furniture and putting it up one of your orifices.
[04:29:24]  So let's not bullshit around.
[04:29:26]  It's 1:35 in the morning where I'm at.
[04:29:28]  I'm sure it's 1.35, 1.36 in the morning where you're at.
[04:29:32]  Okay.
[04:29:32]  Connect live with me.
[04:29:34]  Get ready to whack your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
[04:29:38]  And let's be adults, okay?
[04:29:40]  All right.
[04:29:41]  Let me take you to fucking Space Mountain and you'll never want to come down again.
[04:29:44]  So get back if you want to get with a real man.
[04:29:47]  Here's your message.
[04:29:49]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:29:52]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:29:55]  Hey, what's going on, Valley Girl?
[04:29:56]  Let's keep it honest.
[04:29:57]  Let's keep it brief.
[04:29:59]  Look, I'm looking for somebody to give me a decent phone bang, and you sound like a very spirited one, especially if I tell you what to do as far as, you know, maybe getting a large piece of furniture and putting it up one of your orifices.
[04:30:13]  So let's not bullshit around.
[04:30:15]  It's 1:35 in the morning where I'm at.
[04:30:18]  I'm sure it's 1.35, 1.36 in the morning where you're at.
[04:30:21]  Okay?
[04:30:22]  Connect live with me.
[04:30:24]  Get ready to whack your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
[04:30:29]  All right, let me change you to fucking Space Mountain and you'll never want to come down again.
[04:30:33]  So get back if you want to get with a real man.
[04:30:36]  Message delivery.
[04:30:37]  Oh, we got one.
[04:30:40]  Has sent you this message.
[04:30:44]  You white cracker hunky.
[04:30:49]  I have a 34-bit.
[04:30:51]  I love good.
[04:30:52]  You must listen.
[04:30:54]  Your message to the wrong woman.
[04:30:58]  Oh, my goodness.
[04:31:00]  You must have a small piece because you couldn't even be talking to me like that if you weren't insecure about yourself.
[04:31:12]  No, I'm not that.
[04:31:15]  And I'm not white.
[04:31:17]  I'm black.
[04:31:21]  Wow, you are very, very speaking.
[04:31:25]  You live me lonely.
[04:31:27]  That caller has left the line.
[04:31:29]  Get this message.
[04:31:30]  Press three to repeat this message.
[04:31:32]  New collar close to me.
[04:31:33]  You left the line.
[04:31:35]  Thank you for kind of talk to get to know Hispanic.
[04:31:38]  And age 50.
[04:31:40]  50.
[04:31:41]  Older.
[04:31:43]  Someone I can carry a nice conversation.
[04:31:46]  All right.
[04:31:46]  To connect live with this caller to send an icebreaker.
[04:31:50]  Press one to send a message.
[04:31:51]  Press two.
[04:31:52]  Please record your message.
[04:31:54]  Record after.
[04:31:56]  You know, what really made me make a message is you suggesting that you want to have a very intelligent conversation.
[04:32:03]  And I think that's very, very valid because I'd like to have a serious conversation.
[04:32:08]  I'd like to hear your views on the Federal Reserve and their recent interest rate lowerings within the past two months and whether or not it's going to have any kind of an economic influence going into a time period where we may have a stock market contraction.
[04:32:26]  So, if this sounds like something that you want to talk about, if not, I'd be more than happy to talk about some foreign policy as it relates to the United States now backing away from its Middle Eastern policy and actually allowing it to go rough shot while we look from the outside in.
[04:32:43]  If that sounds like something you're interested in, get back.
[04:32:46]  I'd be more than happy to discuss these things with you.
[04:32:49]  All right, cheers.
[04:32:51]  Your message.
[04:32:52]  Press one at message delivered.
[04:32:55]  Hi, my name is Ariella.
[04:32:59]  I'm 5'4.
[04:33:02]  I have black hair.
[04:33:05]  Yeah.
[04:33:07]  I have dull night.
[04:33:09]  All right, let's get this.
[04:33:10]  Let's get her.
[04:33:11]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:33:15]  Hey, baby, look, I want to have a little bit of phone fun, but I want to let you know I can be anything you want.
[04:33:21]  I want to have whatever it is that's your phone fantasy, I will fulfill.
[04:33:27]  If you want me to be a white man, I could be a white man.
[04:33:30]  If you want me to be like some Latin, I can look, listen, watch.
[04:33:34]  Look at me, I am Sancho.
[04:33:37]  And I will be whatever you want me to be.
[04:33:40]  But what I want you to do is I want you to give me your pussy.
[04:33:45]  I want you to give me your pussy over the telephone.
[04:33:49]  And if it's something that you would like to do, then please get back to me very away very quickly so I may, you know, finish the cooling, you know, finish the cooling.
[04:34:05]  Your message.
[04:34:06]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:34:09]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:34:13]  Hey, baby, look, I want to have a little bit of phone fun, but I want to let you know I can be anything you want.
[04:34:19]  I want to have whatever it is that's your phone fantasy, I will fulfill.
[04:34:24]  If you want me to be a white man, I can be a white man.
[04:34:27]  If you want me to be like some Latin, I can listen, watch.
[04:34:32]  Look at me.
[04:34:33]  I am Sancho.
[04:34:34]  And I will be whatever you want me to be.
[04:34:37]  But what I want you to do is I want you to give me your pussy.
[04:34:43]  I want you to give me your pussy over the telephone.
[04:34:46]  And if it's something that you would like to do, please get back to me very away.
[04:34:52]  Let's do it.
[04:34:53]  Message delivered.
[04:34:54]  You call it close to you.
[04:34:56]  Hey, listen, just maybe someone who can help me out.
[04:35:02]  What?
[04:35:02]  Um, I'm listening to my mom while we stay in a house.
[04:35:05]  No room with me.
[04:35:06]  I'm listening to my dad.
[04:35:07]  What?
[04:35:08]  I'm just waiting for you to help.
[04:35:10]  What?
[04:35:10]  Maybe we need to get back to you somewhere next to you.
[04:35:12]  Oh, she.
[04:35:13]  She needs help to connect live to send an icebreaker.
[04:35:17]  Please record your message.
[04:35:18]  Record after.
[04:35:19]  She needs help.
[04:35:20]  She needs help.
[04:35:23]  Here's your message.
[04:35:24]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:35:27]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:35:30]  Record after the time.
[04:35:32]  Any key when you're done.
[04:35:36]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:35:37]  I just came across your message and I hear that you may need some help.
[04:35:42]  Let me know what kind of help that you need.
[04:35:44]  And if it's financial, I'm a very financially secure man.
[04:35:49]  But I do have, you know, an oral fetish.
[04:35:55]  And, you know, if you want a quick 500, I'm in the San Antonio area.
[04:36:00]  If you want to meet up, if you could suck the sap out of my balls, I'd be more than happy to drop 500 on you, no problem.
[04:36:10]  But if you want another 500, if you're open to anal, as long as you clean it out, because I know, you know, some of you Mexicans, you like chili and chorizo and menudo and you know all that stuff.
[04:36:24]  Just make sure to clean the hole.
[04:36:26]  Or I've got a nice bathtub.
[04:36:28]  I've got it in my nice bathtub where you can go into.
[04:36:31]  And, you know, I can probably, you know, manually wipe your brown starfish.
[04:36:37]  And we can get back.
[04:36:40]  I mean, just let me know what kind of help that you're looking for.
[04:36:43]  Thank you.
[04:36:44]  Here's your message.
[04:36:46]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:36:49]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:36:53]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:36:54]  I just came across your message and I hear that you may need some help.
[04:36:59]  Let me know what kind of help that you need.
[04:37:01]  And if it's financial, I'm a very financially secure man.
[04:37:06]  But I do have, you know, an oral fetish.
[04:37:12]  And, you know, if you want a quick 500, I'm in the San Antonio area.
[04:37:17]  If you want to meet up, if you could suck the sap out of my balls, I'd be more than happy to drop 500 on you.
[04:37:25]  No problem.
[04:37:27]  But if you want another 500, if you're open to anal, as long as you clean it out, because I know, you know, some of you Mexicans, you like chili and chorizo and menudo and you know, all that stuff.
[04:37:41]  Send it.
[04:37:42]  Message delivery.
[04:37:43]  We got one.
[04:37:44]  I sent you this message.
[04:37:47]  Kids wanted to tear on the board, my little girl.
[04:37:54]  What?
[04:37:54]  My little girl's two years old.
[04:37:56]  I look after a guy who wants to rub his dip on her pussy.
[04:38:01]  What the fuck?
[04:38:03]  How nasty you look in a kid.
[04:38:06]  That collar is now blocked.
[04:38:08]  If you also want to report them to the moderator for being offensive or in thanks.
[04:38:12]  The moderator will review this caller right away.
[04:38:14]  And you won't hear from me again during this call.
[04:38:17]  Jesus Christ.
[04:38:17]  Hello, this is for Angela, a.k.a. Baby Doll.
[04:38:23]  Good morning.
[04:38:24]  What do you turn yourself?
[04:38:26]  Calling for the new grandpa me 9.6.
[04:38:31]  To connect live with this caller, press one.
[04:38:34]  Send a message or not.
[04:38:36]  Hello, this is Valley Girl.
[04:38:37]  She never got back.
[04:38:39]  Valley girl never got back.
[04:38:40]  I am a white female.
[04:38:44]  I am only on here for phone fun.
[04:38:47]  Phone fun.
[04:38:49]  Oh, yeah, let's get her.
[04:38:50]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:38:53]  Record after the time.
[04:38:55]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:38:57]  Yeah, well, I'm here for a little phone fun myself.
[04:39:01]  I like to do a little bit of phone role play.
[04:39:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:39:05]  I can be whatever you want, and I definitely want to pooge all over your fucking face.
[04:39:14]  You know what I mean?
[04:39:15]  I want to shoot my dick snot all over your fucking head.
[04:39:18]  I want to make it look like a beehive broke over your fucking head.
[04:39:23]  Get back.
[04:39:25]  Your message.
[04:39:26]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:39:29]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:39:32]  Yeah, well, I'm here for a little phone fun myself.
[04:39:36]  I like to do a little bit of phone role play.
[04:39:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:39:40]  I can do whatever you want.
[04:39:42]  And I definitely want to.
[04:39:46]  I definitely want to pooge all over your fucking face.
[04:39:49]  You know what I mean?
[04:39:50]  I want to shoot my dick snot all over your fucking head.
[04:39:53]  I want to make it look like a beehive broke over your fucking head.
[04:39:58]  Message delivered.
[04:40:00]  We got one.
[04:40:03]  Has sent you this message.
[04:40:05]  Hey, this is the community that's been for me.
[04:40:10]  I'm just saying you're in this naked and meeting home tomorrow.
[04:40:21]  To connect live with this caller, press one.
[04:40:24]  Reply with a message or an icebreaker to send an icebreaker.
[04:40:27]  Press one to send.
[04:40:28]  Please record your message.
[04:40:30]  Record after the tone.
[04:40:31]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:40:36]  I don't understand you because you got an Obama phone.
[04:40:40]  Because you have an Obama phone, you're poor.
[04:40:43]  Don't fucking message me again, all right?
[04:40:45]  I don't want to catch poverty.
[04:40:46]  Thank you.
[04:40:48]  Your message.
[04:40:49]  Press one message delivered.
[04:40:53]  Yeah, I'm saying completely little boy can't sleep.
[04:40:59]  Just looking for someone to connect live with this collar.
[04:41:06]  Who the hell did that?
[04:41:10]  assholes that are donating, you fucking pieces of shit.
[04:41:14]  Baby symbol, water closet, passport control, customs baggage.
[04:41:17]  Claim left luggage warning children.
[04:41:19]  No bicycles, no smoking, no littering, non-potable, no pedestrians radioactive, up arrow, up right arrow, right arrow, down right arrow, down arrow, down left arrow, left arrow.
[04:41:30]  Did you just hear that, bitch?
[04:41:33]  She just whipped her own ass!
[04:41:43]  Press two.
[04:41:44]  Next greeting.
[04:41:45]  Press three.
[04:41:46]  Add the to send an icebreaker.
[04:41:47]  Press one.
[04:41:48]  Please record your message.
[04:41:50]  Record after the tone.
[04:41:51]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:41:54]  Oh, baby, I would love to whoop that ass.
[04:41:56]  Let me tell you something.
[04:41:57]  I'm a white man, and I know you sound like a beautiful Nubian princess, but let me tell you, when you whooped your own ass, I had just visions of me being Robert E. Lee, taking over your southern area, and then just getting at you and whipping you like you were Kunta Kinte pre-antebellum, baby.

=== Letty Black Ass Master (14:48) ===

[04:42:18]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[04:42:19]  I mean, if you're into that type of roleplay, please get back to me.
[04:42:24]  And I'd love to role play like I was General Robert E. Lee and I was smacking your fucking ass.
[04:42:30]  And all you do is say, Massa, I'm sorry, MASA.
[04:42:34]  Please, you can take all of me, Massa.
[04:42:37]  You can do around the world on me, Massa.
[04:42:40]  You can put it in any hole, MASA.
[04:42:42]  You understand?
[04:42:43]  I mean, I want to treat you like I said, Kunta Kinte pre-antebellum, baby.
[04:42:48]  And if that sounds like you, come on over here, Jigaboo.
[04:42:52]  Your message, that's too much.
[04:42:58]  I'm sorry.
[04:42:58]  That's too much.
[04:42:59]  Oh, baby, I would love that.
[04:43:01]  That's too much.
[04:43:02]  Let me tell you something.
[04:43:02]  I'm a white man, and I know you sound like a Jew princess, but let me tell you, when you whooped your own ass, I had just visions of you being Robert E. Lee taking over your southern area and then just getting at you and loving you like you were Kunta Kinte pre-antebellum, baby.
[04:43:23]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:43:24]  I mean, if you're into that type of roleplay, it's easy to get back to me.
[04:43:29]  And I'd love the role play like I was General Robert E. Lee and I was smacking your fucking ass.
[04:43:36]  And all you do is say, Master, I'm sorry, Master.
[04:43:39]  Please, you can take all of me, Massa.
[04:43:42]  You can do around the world on me, Master.
[04:43:49]  I mean, I want to treat you like I said, Kunta Kinte pre-antebellum, baby.
[04:43:53]  And if that sounds like you, come on over here, Jigaboo.
[04:43:59]  Message delivered.
[04:44:01]  Oh, my God.
[04:44:02]  I'm Charlie.
[04:44:02]  I'm 5'8.
[04:44:04]  I'm witty.
[04:44:06]  Very talented.
[04:44:07]  I play three instruments.
[04:44:09]  I'm about 140 pounds in the best spots.
[04:44:13]  Looking for a guy who is at least 5'10 to 6' to send an icebreaker.
[04:44:18]  Please record your message.
[04:44:21]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:44:22]  Came across your very eloquent and beautiful message.
[04:44:25]  I just wanted to ask you if you play the flesh flute because I've got about a 15 and a half inch flesh flute that needs to be played.
[04:44:33]  And let me tell you something.
[04:44:36]  The end finale is definitely something that's very creamy.
[04:44:39]  All right.
[04:44:40]  Very, very creamy.
[04:44:42]  So let me know.
[04:44:44]  You know how you play the flesh flute, okay?
[04:44:46]  And whether or not, you know, you use, you know, use the scrotum as an extra instrument.
[04:44:53]  I mean, let me know.
[04:44:55]  There's your message.
[04:44:56]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:44:59]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:45:01]  All right, dude.
[04:45:02]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:45:03]  I came across your very eloquent message.
[04:45:06]  That's it.
[04:45:06]  That's it, dude.
[04:45:07]  Hi, gentlemen.
[04:45:08]  This is Letty.
[04:45:08]  I'm calling from Salberg and Rally.
[04:45:11]  I am 57, looking for someone to have a good conversation with.
[04:45:16]  Looking for someone in between me to send an icebreaker.
[04:45:19]  Please record your message.
[04:45:21]  Letty.
[04:45:23]  That sounds like a very, very eloquent name for a Latina.
[04:45:27]  Letty.
[04:45:28]  Come over here, Letty.
[04:45:29]  Get me a beer letty.
[04:45:30]  Go make me a fucking sandwich letty.
[04:45:32]  Go give me a fucking taco letty.
[04:45:35]  Go to the fucking store and get me some more brew letty.
[04:45:38]  Go to the fucking liquor store and get me some more scotch letty.
[04:45:42]  Get down on your fucking knees and pray good letty.
[04:45:45]  I like that.
[04:45:46]  I like that a lot.
[04:45:48]  If you like what you hear, get back to me.
[04:45:50]  I know you're 57, but you ain't met a man like me yet.
[04:45:54]  And let me tell you, even though you're 57, I know I can still make you cream out of your pantyhose.
[04:45:59]  I know that you could still have an orgasm.
[04:46:02]  And just by the sound of your voice, some man has not put that goddamn curve in your back, that goddamn tear in your eye, and that squirt alert.
[04:46:12]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[04:46:13]  Squirt alert.
[04:46:14]  That's all I got to say.
[04:46:16]  Get back, Letty.
[04:46:17]  All right.
[04:46:18]  What I'd like to do is meet you at a fucking motel, a cheap motel, because that's the kind of broads you are.
[04:46:24]  All right.
[04:46:25]  Fuck you seven ways from Sunday for about eight hours.
[04:46:29]  Take about a 30-minute break.
[04:46:31]  Eat a fucking roast beef sandwich and drink it down with a Mr. Pib, and then fuck a whole lot more.
[04:46:38]  Get back.
[04:46:39]  There's your message.
[04:46:40]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:46:44]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:46:47]  Letty.
[04:46:48]  That sounds like a very, very eloquent name for a Latina.
[04:46:52]  Letty.
[04:46:53]  Come over here, Letty.
[04:46:54]  Get me a beer letty.
[04:46:56]  Go make me a fucking sandwich Letty.
[04:46:58]  Go give me a fucking taco letty.
[04:47:00]  Go to the fucking store and get me some more brew letty.
[04:47:04]  Go to the fucking liquor store and get me some more scotch letty.
[04:47:07]  Get down on your fucking knees and pray good letty.
[04:47:11]  I like that.
[04:47:12]  I like that a lot.
[04:47:13]  If you like what you hear, get back to me.
[04:47:16]  I know you're 57, but you ain't met a man like me yet.
[04:47:19]  And let me tell you, even though you're 57, I know I can still make you cream out of your panty hose.
[04:47:24]  I know that you can still have an orgasm.
[04:47:27]  And just by the sound of your voice, some man has not put that goddamn curve in your back, that goddamn tear in your eye, and that squirt alert.
[04:47:37]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[04:47:38]  Squirt alert.
[04:47:40]  That's all I got to say.
[04:47:41]  Get back, Letty.
[04:47:48]  I got a fat ass fucking master.
[04:47:54]  Oh, yeah.
[04:47:56]  I know what you want.
[04:47:57]  You want me to be that black-ass slave with that big booty?
[04:48:00]  But you can look up my choice because it's fucking my big.
[04:48:03]  Oh, yeah.
[04:48:05]  Fuck me, Master.
[04:48:07]  Oh, yeah.
[04:48:09]  Fuck me now.
[04:48:11]  To connect live with this.
[04:48:13]  Oh, yeah.
[04:48:14]  We try to send an icebreaker.
[04:48:16]  Press one to send a message.
[04:48:18]  Press two to repeat.
[04:48:19]  Please record your message.
[04:48:20]  Oh, yeah.
[04:48:21]  The tone.
[04:48:22]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:48:24]  Oh, that is a beautiful fucking black ass.
[04:48:28]  You know what I like.
[04:48:29]  You know what a southern white man likes.
[04:48:32]  You know what we have women slaves for, don't you, baby?
[04:48:36]  You know, to bend over that back beautiful ass and lick your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crack.
[04:48:44]  You understand what I'm saying, baby?
[04:48:46]  I'm Robert E. Lee.
[04:48:47]  And while I'm fucking pounding your ass like fucking 300 pounds of jackhammer ass going in and out of that vulva, I want you to say, Massa, Massa, keep going.
[04:48:57]  I'm going to fucking ram it in there like the spirit of the South, baby.
[04:49:02]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:49:03]  And fucking smack, baby.
[04:49:05]  Fucking smack that beautiful black ass.
[04:49:12]  Oh my God.
[04:49:13]  I'd like to motorboat that ass while you're calling me Master.
[04:49:16]  I'd like to motorboat that ass until I jiggle your uterus right out of your goddamn ass, baby.
[04:49:21]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:49:23]  Call me Master.
[04:49:24]  Call me Mr. Robert E. Lee, baby.
[04:49:26]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:49:28]  Yeah, fucking get on this motherfucking white cock, baby.
[04:49:31]  Get on this motherfucker, right?
[04:49:34]  Get over here, you goddamn digger.
[04:49:39]  Oh, my God.
[04:49:42]  Oh, my God.
[04:49:44]  It's a joke.
[04:49:44]  It's a joke.
[04:49:45]  Oh, that is a beautiful fucking black ass.
[04:49:48]  You know what I like.
[04:49:50]  You know what a southern white man likes.
[04:49:52]  You know what?
[04:49:54]  Women's slaves for, don't you, baby?
[04:49:57]  You know, to bend over that back beautiful ass and lick your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crack.
[04:50:05]  You understand what I'm saying, baby?
[04:50:07]  I'm Robert E. Lee.
[04:50:08]  And while I'm fucking pounding your ass like fucking 300 pounds of jackhammer ass going in and out of that vulva, I want you to say, Master, Master, keep going.
[04:50:18]  I'm going to fucking ram it in there like the spirit of the South, baby.
[04:50:22]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:50:24]  And fucking smack, baby.
[04:50:25]  Fuck it.
[04:50:29]  Smack that beautiful black ass.
[04:50:33]  Oh my God.
[04:50:33]  I'd like to motorboat that ass while you're calling me master.
[04:50:37]  I'd like to motorboat that ass until I jiggle your uterus right out of your goddamn ass, baby.
[04:50:42]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:50:44]  Call me master.
[04:50:45]  Call me Mr. Robert E. Lee, baby.
[04:50:47]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:50:48]  Yeah, fucking get on this motherfucking white cock, baby.
[04:50:51]  Get on this motherfucker, right?
[04:50:54]  Get over here, you goddamn danger.
[04:50:58]  To send your message with priority.
[04:50:59]  Oh, no.
[04:51:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:51:02]  Hey, this sugar.
[04:51:03]  Big chocolate card.
[04:51:05]  I'm not the bio stationary area simply looking for a friendly, yes, friendly conversation.
[04:51:10]  Let them more and let them list a little bit of to send an icebreaker.
[04:51:13]  Please record your message.
[04:51:15]  Record after the tone.
[04:51:17]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:51:19]  Hey, what's up, baby?
[04:51:21]  Well, financially secure man here looking for a little bit of a sugar baby.
[04:51:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:51:27]  I'm a white man, but I definitely have a black fetish.
[04:51:34]  And I'd like for you to potentially be my black baby.
[04:51:38]  So if you're interested, let me know if you like, you know, a thousand-dollar shopping sprees, Louis Vuitton bags.
[04:51:46]  You know, I just want to, I just want a black baby, you know?
[04:51:50]  And if that sounds like something you're interested in, get back to me.
[04:51:52]  I'm in the San Antonio, Texas area, and definitely looking for a black sugar baby.
[04:51:58]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:52:00]  All right, get back to me there, Tara, baby.
[04:52:03]  There's your message.
[04:52:04]  Message delivered.
[04:52:06]  Hello, this is Valley Girl.
[04:52:08]  Let's talk plain and let's talk simple.
[04:52:12]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:52:26]  Record after the tone.
[04:52:28]  Yeah, you want it, don't you, huh?
[04:52:31]  Yeah, that's right.
[04:52:33]  You want it, huh?
[04:52:34]  Huh?
[04:52:34]  How about if I'm fucking you in the back and punch you in the fucking head?
[04:52:38]  I give you a donkey punch in your head just so I can feel you squeeze down on my schlong.
[04:52:44]  All right, I'm not even joke.
[04:52:46]  Well, I'm pounding you from the back.
[04:52:47]  I'm gonna give you a fucking donkey punch just so I can feel that fucking squeeze, bitch.
[04:52:52]  All right, fucking dirty whore.
[04:52:55]  Get back.
[04:52:57]  Here's your message.
[04:53:02]  I'm 34-year-old female.
[04:53:05]  I'm calling a bathell across area.
[04:53:09]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:53:13]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:53:14]  You sound like a very mature woman that definitely would like to get to know.
[04:53:18]  Unfortunately, I'm in the San Antonio area.
[04:53:21]  I'm an older gentleman, definitely mature in age, but definitely not in libido.
[04:53:27]  Very financially secure and would definitely like to talk to you, man.
[04:53:32]  So if this sounds like something you're interested in, and if you're not against, you know, interracial relationships, which I am not.
[04:53:40]  I mean, we're in the, you know, going in year 2020.
[04:53:44]  Please get back to me.
[04:53:45]  I'd like to talk to you.
[04:53:47]  There's your message.
[04:53:48]  Press message delivered.
[04:53:50]  Uh-oh.
[04:53:51]  Burla bitch.
[04:53:52]  Oh!
[04:53:57]  Master, Robert E. Lee, you're gonna fuck the shit out of me.
[04:54:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:02]  I don't care if we in the kitchen and we bend over the kitchen, Master, and you fucking me and your wife coming.
[04:54:08]  I won't shoot another motherfucking master.
[04:54:11]  Fuck me, Master.
[04:54:13]  Fucking a bad little slave, bitch.
[04:54:15]  I won't shut the fuck up.
[04:54:17]  Oh, my God, Master.
[04:54:18]  Call me a nigger, bitch.
[04:54:21]  Feel me up with all your white hot calm.
[04:54:23]  I don't deserve to be fucked up.
[04:54:25]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:28]  Fuck me, Master.
[04:54:29]  To connect live with this call.
[04:54:31]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:32]  Are you kidding me?
[04:54:34]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:35]  Hold on.
[04:54:36]  I'm going to send her one more message and then we'll connect live.
[04:54:39]  I mean, I want to make sure she's for real and not trolling.
[04:54:42]  Oh, my God.
[04:54:44]  To hear this caller's greeting and location, press A to send an icebreaker.
[04:54:48]  Please record your message.
[04:54:49]  Record after the tone.
[04:54:51]  Hit any key when you're done.
[04:54:53]  Oh, you are a sexy slave bitch.
[04:54:56]  I'm telling you right now.
[04:54:57]  I'd like to fill that fucking big, beautiful black ass fill with my fucking cream and turn you into a mocha, bitch.
[04:55:04]  You understand?
[04:55:05]  I want to turn you into mocha because I want to poke you.
[04:55:09]  I want to poke you in every damn orifice that you've got because that's what me, Robert E. Lee, needs to do to a woman like you.
[04:55:17]  Do you understand?
[04:55:18]  That's right.
[04:55:19]  You serve Robert E. Lee.
[04:55:20]  And I love how you call me Master, bitch.
[04:55:23]  You understand?
[04:55:24]  Because I'm going to ram you in every goddamn hole to the point where you're having six, seven orgasms.
[04:55:29]  And you're going to love what I'm going to do.
[04:55:31]  Do you understand?
[04:55:32]  You damn right.
[04:55:34]  Get over here right now.
[04:55:36]  Get over here right now on this white dick for Christ's sake.
[04:55:38]  And I'm going to show you what Space Mountain looks like, bitch.
[04:55:42]  And I love how you slap that fucking big black ass, you goddamn nigger.
[04:55:48]  God damn, fucking take it, you fucking nigger.
[04:55:52]  Take it.
[04:55:54]  Oh, fucking take it.
[04:55:56]  You fucking nigger.
[04:55:58]  Take it.
[04:55:59]  Here's your message.
[04:56:00]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[04:56:03]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[04:56:06]  Oh, you are a sexy slave bitch.
[04:56:09]  I'm telling you right now, I'd like to fill that fucking big, beautiful black ass fill with my fucking cream and turn you into a mocha, bitch.
[04:56:17]  You understand?
[04:56:18]  I want to turn you into mocha because I want to poke you.
[04:56:22]  I want to poke you at every damn orifice that you've got because that's what me, Robert E. Lee, needs to be a woman like you.
[04:56:30]  Do you understand?
[04:56:31]  I can't believe you.
[04:56:32]  You serve Robert E. Lee.
[04:56:33]  And I love how you call me, master, bitch.
[04:56:36]  You understand?
[04:56:37]  Because I'm going to ram you in every goddamn hole to the point where you're having six, seven orgasms.
[04:56:42]  And you're going to love what I'm going to do.
[04:56:44]  Do you understand?
[04:56:45]  You're damn right.
[04:56:46]  Get over here right now.
[04:56:48]  Get over here right now on this white bitch for Christ's sake.
[04:56:51]  And I'm going to show you what Space Mountain looks like, bitch.
[04:56:55]  And I love how you slap that fucking big black ass, you goddamn nigger.
[04:57:01]  Oh, God.
[04:57:03]  Fucking take it, you fucking nigger.
[04:57:05]  Take it.

=== Antonio Love Maybe Inside (05:51) ===

[04:57:06]  All right.
[04:57:07]  Message delivered.
[04:57:08]  That's it.
[04:57:08]  That's it.
[04:57:10]  All right, look, this is getting out of hand, folks.
[04:57:12]  I'm sorry.
[04:57:13]  Look, this is getting way out of hand.
[04:57:16]  This is all in good entertainment fun.
[04:57:18]  This is for comedic purposes only.
[04:57:20]  It's a joke.
[04:57:22]  Press two.
[04:57:22]  Next greeting.
[04:57:23]  Press three.
[04:57:25]  It's a joke.
[04:57:29]  I'm black.
[04:57:33]  I can't understand that, bitch.
[04:57:35]  I'm just needing to get it.
[04:57:40]  To connect live with this caller, to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:57:45]  Yeah, you want the fucking white cock, don't you, you black booty bitch?
[04:57:50]  You want the white cock, huh?
[04:57:51]  You want it forced inside of you, huh?
[04:57:54]  While I rip off your goddamn clothes and tell you the South has overtaken you.
[04:57:59]  The South has overtaken you.
[04:58:00]  You want the big ass fucking ghost special, don't you?
[04:58:05]  Wait a minute.
[04:58:05]  Why did I say ghost special?
[04:58:07]  Press one at any time.
[04:58:08]  Why did I say ghost special?
[04:58:10]  Press two for normal delivery.
[04:58:12]  Why did I say ghost special?
[04:58:13]  Yeah, you want the fucking white cock, don't you, you black booty bitch?
[04:58:17]  You want the white cock, huh?
[04:58:19]  You want it forced inside of you, huh?
[04:58:21]  While I rip off your goddamn clothes and tell you.
[04:58:27]  That's enough.
[04:58:28]  Hey, what's up?
[04:58:29]  I'm a 36-year-old Hispanic female calling out of San Antonio.
[04:58:33]  I am 5'5, black, naturally, dirty hair, dark brown eyes.
[04:58:37]  I got that tool, and I got further game.
[04:58:40]  Real late back, we'll chill.
[04:58:42]  I'm not looking to send an icebreaker.
[04:58:45]  Please record your.
[04:58:46]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:58:47]  I'm in San Antonio looking to meet up with somebody who's chill.
[04:58:51]  You know, I've got a lot of liquor, got a lot of booze, got a little bit of marijuana if you like a little bit of that.
[04:58:57]  I got a little yay-yo if you're into that.
[04:59:00]  Just looking for some chick that wants to kick back.
[04:59:03]  I'm in the Dominion area, so I'm financially well off.
[04:59:07]  I've got a pool in the back, heated, by the way.
[04:59:09]  I know it's a little cool out here.
[04:59:12]  So get back if you want to get back so we can hook up, dude.
[04:59:15]  All right.
[04:59:16]  Love to, you know, maybe snort some yay-yo off of those fucking tetas you got going on.
[04:59:20]  How do you like that?
[04:59:23]  Here's your message.
[04:59:24]  Press one at any time to send it to priority delivery.
[04:59:27]  Press two for normal delivery.
[04:59:30]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:59:31]  I'm in San Antonio looking to meet up with somebody who's chill.
[04:59:35]  You know, I've got a lot of liquor, got a lot of booze, got a little bit of marijuana if you like a little bit of that.
[04:59:41]  I got a little yay-yo if you're into that.
[04:59:43]  Just looking for some chick that wants to kick back.
[04:59:46]  I'm in the Dominion area, so I'm financially well off.
[04:59:51]  I've got a pool in the back, heated, by the way.
[04:59:53]  I know it's a little cool out here.
[04:59:55]  So get back if you want to get back so we can hook up, dude.
[04:59:58]  All right.
[04:59:59]  Love to, you know, maybe.
[05:00:01]  Message delivered.
[05:00:02]  New collar close to you.
[05:00:04]  Hey, guys.
[05:00:05]  Hats are going to San Antonio.
[05:00:08]  Just looking for some fun.
[05:00:12]  I leave by myself off of 410 and Pretisburg.
[05:00:17]  Feeling very horny.
[05:00:18]  Just got home from the bar.
[05:00:20]  Uh-oh.
[05:00:21]  Looking for a stray daddy with a big cart.
[05:00:24]  Oh, my God.
[05:00:27]  That collar is currently connected.
[05:00:29]  I still want to send the ice cream.
[05:00:32]  Press any other key to cancel.
[05:00:33]  The tranny is already connected.
[05:00:36]  Good fucking God.
[05:00:37]  Let's move on.
[05:00:39]  Oh!
[05:00:42]  Sent you this message.
[05:00:45]  Where are you located?
[05:00:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:00:47]  I love you.
[05:00:51]  Oh, my God.
[05:00:55]  To connect live with this collar.
[05:00:58]  She sent me a message or an icebreaker.
[05:01:00]  She wants the Robert E. Lee special, baby.
[05:01:04]  Press four.
[05:01:06]  That collar is currently connected.
[05:01:08]  Oh, she's connected.
[05:01:09]  Press one.
[05:01:10]  Press any other key to the message.
[05:01:11]  She's connected, man.
[05:01:13]  Oh, just play.
[05:01:15]  Just do it.
[05:01:19]  She fucking connects.
[05:01:25]  I've got long hair, sexy.
[05:01:31]  To send an icebreaker, please record your mouth.
[05:01:35]  Hey, why don't you connect live with me so that we can have some phone fun here?
[05:01:40]  Do you hear me here?
[05:01:41]  Listen to this.
[05:01:45]  Get back so we can do this, all right?
[05:01:48]  I'm tired of you fucking prude bitches out here.
[05:01:50]  I want you bitches that put out, all right?
[05:01:52]  Either put out or get out.
[05:01:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:01:58]  Message.
[05:01:58]  Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
[05:02:02]  Or press two for normal delivery.
[05:02:04]  Somebody took the boy.
[05:02:05]  Why don't you connect live with me so that we can have a message delivered?
[05:02:10]  Oh!
[05:02:12]  Carol wants to connect with you.
[05:02:15]  Hey, you sound like fun.
[05:02:17]  Let's talk.
[05:02:18]  To connect live with this caller.
[05:02:20]  Press one.
[05:02:21]  Reply with a message.
[05:02:22]  Press two.
[05:02:23]  Skip message.
[05:02:24]  I don't even know this bitch.
[05:02:26]  Call it to your hot list.
[05:02:27]  Press four.
[05:02:27]  I don't even know this bitch.
[05:02:30]  Should I connect or what?
[05:02:31]  I don't even know this bitch.
[05:02:37]  Press five.
[05:02:38]  Hear their greeting.
[05:02:39]  Press six.
[05:02:40]  Lock this.
[05:02:40]  Thank you.
[05:02:41]  We're connecting you now.
[05:02:45]  All right.
[05:02:45]  You're connected.
[05:02:46]  You may break the connection at any time by pressing the pound key.
[05:02:50]  Say hi.
[05:02:51]  Hey, what's going on?
[05:02:52]  Hello.
[05:02:54]  Hello.
[05:02:55]  Hi.
[05:02:55]  Hey, what's up?

=== Tai Chi Yoga Relaxing (02:56) ===

[05:02:58]  Oh, nothing special.
[05:02:59]  How are you doing?
[05:03:00]  I'm not doing too bad.
[05:03:02]  Just here on the line seeing who's available to talk.
[05:03:06]  It's a little late, but it's a Saturday night, you know?
[05:03:11]  Yeah.
[05:03:15]  Yeah, I'm so like that to stay up late on Friday and Saturday nights.
[05:03:20]  I like to stay up late every night, but especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
[05:03:24]  Absolutely.
[05:03:25]  I mean, don't you agree that the weekends have their own spirit to them?
[05:03:29]  And, you know, it kind of makes you feel a little bit different inside every weekend.
[05:03:33]  I don't know.
[05:03:33]  It does that to me.
[05:03:36]  Yeah, it does.
[05:03:37]  You know, there's no business going on.
[05:03:39]  It's just relaxing time and what things are going on around you.
[05:03:47]  You know, like they have different dubbings on the weekend that, you know, they don't have during the week.
[05:03:52]  And it is fun.
[05:03:54]  Weekends are fun.
[05:03:55]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:56]  Weekends are absolutely fun.
[05:03:57]  Did you do anything fun this weekend?
[05:04:02]  No, I didn't.
[05:04:04]  Well, Friday I went and did Tai Chi, which that was kind of fun.
[05:04:08]  Tai Chi is actually very, very good for the body.
[05:04:11]  It's actually very good for blood pressure, you know, very good for balance.
[05:04:16]  So yeah, I completely understand Tai Chi.
[05:04:19]  I do a little bit of yoga, so I kind of know where you're coming from in that regard.
[05:04:25]  Yeah, and I'm going to start a yoga class.
[05:04:28]  I think it's next Tuesday.
[05:04:31]  Oh, that's great.
[05:04:32]  That's awesome.
[05:04:33]  So, you know, you're definitely a woman that, you know, cares about the body because yoga, Tai Chi, that's all connected to health, you know?
[05:04:43]  Yeah.
[05:04:44]  Well, I am a big woman.
[05:04:46]  I'm a BBW.
[05:04:47]  Did you listen to my greeting or no?
[05:04:49]  No, I didn't listen to your greeting.
[05:04:51]  You know, tell me a little bit about yourself.
[05:04:55]  I'm Tai for two, eyes for blue, and I'm fat.
[05:04:58]  If you don't like fat women, you won't like me.
[05:05:01]  Yeah, you're fat.
[05:05:02]  What does that mean?
[05:05:02]  You're fat.
[05:05:05]  I weigh 200 pounds and I'm overweight for my size.
[05:05:09]  Okay, well, that isn't too horrible.
[05:05:11]  I thought, you know, you're not like 600-pound life or anything, right?
[05:05:18]  No, but I am fat.
[05:05:21]  That's okay.
[05:05:24]  That's all right.
[05:05:24]  You sound like a very sweet lady.
[05:05:26]  I mean, I'm a little old to be judgmental on people's looks anyway at this point.
[05:05:31]  I'm a little older, so I can't be sitting here, you know, being so judgmental.
[05:05:35]  So, I mean, I'm not going to be judgmental at all.
[05:05:40]  Okay, how old are you?
[05:05:41]  I'm 50.
[05:05:45]  Okay, well, I'm 68 for you.
[05:05:48]  I'm sorry, 68?
[05:05:52]  Wow, that's amazing, man.

=== Cigars Nipple Rio Fat (04:06) ===

[05:05:54]  That's great.
[05:05:55]  I think that's awesome.
[05:05:56]  Are you kidding me?
[05:05:58]  I mean, you know, when a woman gets older, she matures, she ripens, you know, and I'm pretty sure, you know, you're a person that's not only found yourself as a person, you know, living and experiencing, but also, you know, a very, very ripe lady, right?
[05:06:20]  Yeah.
[05:06:24]  That's no problem.
[05:06:25]  Yeah, I'm still here.
[05:06:27]  Okay, been there in a minute.
[05:06:30]  Yeah.
[05:06:32]  You know, I'm a young 68 at heart, you know.
[05:06:37]  Well, I understand.
[05:06:38]  Believe me.
[05:06:39]  You know, age is nothing but a number.
[05:06:41]  In my opinion, I don't feel like I'm 50.
[05:06:45]  I mean, I try to, you know, kind of put the mindset of, you know, not getting older.
[05:06:51]  Obviously, some of the physical problems happen, but if you push through those, then, you know, you can kind of just dominate the whole aging process.
[05:07:02]  At least that's what I think, you know?
[05:07:04]  Yeah.
[05:07:05]  Yeah.
[05:07:07]  So what do you like to do for fun?
[05:07:10]  I like to go out and, you know, maybe patronize a nice restaurant.
[05:07:15]  I like to go out and maybe have, you know, a few beverages.
[05:07:21]  I like mixed cocktails, you know, because first of all, you don't have to drink.
[05:07:26]  You don't have to drink as many of them.
[05:07:28]  And secondly, I like the art of the cocktail.
[05:07:31]  I like the bartender making the cocktail right in front of you, etc.
[05:07:36]  So I like to do that.
[05:07:38]  I also like to go.
[05:07:40]  I've got a season pass for the Spurs.
[05:07:44]  So I like to go and looking forward to that.
[05:07:46]  We're doing the preseason now, but the season starts here in a couple of days.
[05:07:49]  I'm going to turn the volume up because the audio is fun.
[05:07:53]  Yeah, absolutely.
[05:07:56]  I live in the Rio Grande Valley, though I'm not up in, you said you're in San Antonio, right?
[05:08:02]  Yeah.
[05:08:02]  Yeah, I'm in San Antonio, but it's, you know, Rio Grande is not that far away.
[05:08:07]  I mean, believe it or not, you know, I used to live in New York, and people would commute from New York to New Jersey, Philadelphia to New York, etc.
[05:08:19]  So it's not that big of a deal.
[05:08:21]  Yeah.
[05:08:23]  So I like to go to plays and concerts and county fairs and festivals and after dinners.
[05:08:32]  I have to listen to music once in a while.
[05:08:34]  I do drink and smoke.
[05:08:36]  Is that a problem?
[05:08:38]  No, that's not a problem.
[05:08:39]  I mean, what do you smoke, smoke cigarettes?
[05:08:42]  Yeah.
[05:08:43]  Okay.
[05:08:43]  No, I smoke cigars.
[05:08:45]  You're familiar with smoking cigars?
[05:08:48]  Yeah, I don't care.
[05:08:50]  Yeah, I like smoking.
[05:08:52]  I like smoking cigars.
[05:08:53]  And what do you like to drink?
[05:08:54]  What's your drink of choice?
[05:08:57]  Well, I drink beer.
[05:08:58]  I can't handle hard liquor.
[05:09:01]  I always overdo it and I fall down.
[05:09:03]  And, you know, I just can't handle hard liquor.
[05:09:06]  I just drink beer.
[05:09:08]  Okay, that's no problem.
[05:09:09]  You're going to drink a little beer and smoke a little cigarettes.
[05:09:12]  I appreciate that.
[05:09:13]  As a matter of fact, I love the nightlife.
[05:09:16]  Like I said, I like going out to restaurants and going out and doing to you know, doing different things in that regard.
[05:09:27]  Are you sexually active by any chance?
[05:09:31]  I like sex once a day at night.
[05:09:34]  Once a day at night?
[05:09:39]  Are you open to like kind of fetish sex?
[05:09:44]  Like, you know, maybe putting some kind of rubber suit on you or maybe putting a mask on you, you know, possibly, you know, tying you up, you know, maybe, you know, doing some nipple clamps, you know, things of that nature?

=== GX Broadcast Spamming Nipple (16:12) ===

[05:10:00]  No.
[05:10:03]  Well, you know, you know, you're older.
[05:10:05]  I think that, you know, you should like kind of get yourself acquainted with that kind of side of yourself, if you will.
[05:10:12]  You know, have you ever thought about pain as pleasure?
[05:10:17]  Have you ever thought pain is pleasure?
[05:10:20]  No, I don't.
[05:10:22]  Not at all.
[05:10:24]  No, you don't think like that?
[05:10:25]  Like a little nipple clamp.
[05:10:28]  You know, you ever had a little nipple clamp?
[05:10:32]  Your connection was anybody.
[05:10:34]  You kind of close to you.
[05:10:37]  52-year-old black woman.
[05:10:40]  Oh my god.
[05:10:44]  Looking for a casualty.
[05:10:46]  Oh, come on.
[05:10:48]  Looking for a person.
[05:10:50]  Got a good head on their shoulder.
[05:10:52]  And then what they want in life.
[05:10:54]  You call it close to you.
[05:10:55]  All right.
[05:10:56]  That's enough.
[05:10:58]  Hold on, you black.
[05:10:59]  She wants to get away.
[05:11:01]  I've had enough.
[05:11:02]  All right.
[05:11:02]  You know, I've had enough of that.
[05:11:05]  All right.
[05:11:05]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:11:07]  I got dissed by grandma.
[05:11:10]  All right.
[05:11:10]  I'm sitting over here trying to give grandma a little bit of goddamn idea of what it's like to possibly get the high hard one.
[05:11:19]  And she's like, no, it's okay.
[05:11:24]  So anyway, we're moving on here.
[05:11:27]  Okay.
[05:11:28]  We're moving on.
[05:11:29]  And let's go ahead and move on to the next part of the broadcast, I guess.
[05:11:34]  Okay.
[05:11:34]  It's already 2:18 in the fucking morning.
[05:11:37]  If you can believe that shit, it's already 2.18 in the fucking morning.
[05:11:43]  I don't even know if I should continue on with the broadcast, but I guess I fucking guess.
[05:11:50]  All right.
[05:11:51]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:11:56]  And I guess we'll do some goddamn, what was the shout outs Forum shoutouts.
[05:12:04]  Now, for you folks that are unaware of forum shoutouts, you need to go to my official website, ghost.report.
[05:12:11]  Okay, that's all you got to type in your browser.
[05:12:13]  You just got to type in http://last, excuse me, ghost.report.
[05:12:20]  Excuse me, I've been drinking a lot of beer and shooting a lot of shots and shit.
[05:12:23]  So, you know, you got a little got a little bit of gas going on.
[05:12:27]  Anyway, once you go there, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[05:12:30]  Here it is.
[05:12:32]  Here it is right here.
[05:12:33]  Ghost.report.
[05:12:34]  Go home here.
[05:12:35]  Here it is.
[05:12:36]  Ghost.report.
[05:12:37]  That's all you got to put in your browser right there.
[05:12:39]  You see that?
[05:12:40]  That's all you've got to do here.
[05:12:42]  Okay.
[05:12:43]  Once you get here, go to the ghost forum.
[05:12:46]  And before I show the ghost forum, I want to remind everybody that if we're not doing a show here on Vaughan.live and we do it on YouTube and for whatever reason it isn't archived, it will be archived right here.
[05:13:00]  Right here in the Ghost Politics BitChute.
[05:13:04]  As you can see, episode 112 is right here.
[05:13:07]  This was yesterday's Baller Friday show, by the way.
[05:13:10]  So here it is.
[05:13:11]  It's all right here.
[05:13:13]  Okay.
[05:13:13]  Go back for Christ.
[05:13:14]  You can get to that by clicking this archive button.
[05:13:17]  But let's go ahead and hook it up with the forums.
[05:13:22]  And you're going to get to the forums right here.
[05:13:24]  Okay.
[05:13:24]  And once you get to the forums, what you want to do is go down to this topic right here, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:13:30]  And as you can see, here it is, Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 18.
[05:13:35]  All right.
[05:13:35]  And let's go ahead and go to the first goddamn shout out right now.
[05:13:42]  All right.
[05:13:43]  Let's do this.
[05:13:44]  Okay.
[05:13:45]  We've got Mr. Person GX.
[05:13:48]  Here's old art from back in the years.
[05:13:50]  Yeah, I remember these arts.
[05:13:52]  I remember.
[05:13:52]  Is that supposed to be me right there?
[05:13:54]  It's supposed to be Ghost.
[05:13:55]  I mean, give me a break.
[05:13:56]  I don't look like a fucking fat body like that.
[05:13:58]  All right.
[05:13:59]  Let's see what else we got.
[05:14:00]  We've got Ann's Turtle.
[05:14:02]  What's going on?
[05:14:02]  What the hell is this?
[05:14:03]  Wild Ghost, I'm touched by honesty and integrity, which you wrote this article.
[05:14:10]  As a matter of fact, what is this?
[05:14:11]  What is this?
[05:14:12]  How I knew I was, you fucking asshole.
[05:14:16]  That's the Matt Shepard article that I think everybody needs to fucking read.
[05:14:20]  All right.
[05:14:22]  And what the hell is this, Ghost Father?
[05:14:24]  Bam, this idiot.
[05:14:25]  He's already banked.
[05:14:26]  Get him the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[05:14:28]  All right.
[05:14:29]  We got R Master EX in the chat.
[05:14:32]  Yeah, whatever.
[05:14:33]  What is this?
[05:14:33]  I went out for a run today.
[05:14:35]  Yeah, I run out of beer.
[05:14:38]  There is no more beer.
[05:14:40]  Fuck off, asshole.
[05:14:41]  All right.
[05:14:42]  We've got Flamin' Creations.
[05:14:44]  GX, thank you for the knowledge you have given and entertainment you provide.
[05:14:49]  Cheers to you, dude.
[05:14:51]  All right.
[05:14:51]  Cheers to you.
[05:14:52]  Who else do we have here?
[05:14:54]  We've got Ghost Thunberg.
[05:14:56]  Okay, great.
[05:14:58]  We've got Ghost Thunberg.
[05:15:00]  We've got XWF1000, which for whatever reason, people don't like you, but I kind of like it.
[05:15:08]  GX, hey, ghost.
[05:15:10]  Since my comment from last week did not get read due to some dumbass troll, I'll say this.
[05:15:15]  Please consider not doing the dateline segment because every time you do it, the trolls make fun of you.
[05:15:21]  And it's funny while I, on the other hand, think it's stupid and a waste of money in my opinion.
[05:15:28]  Also, if you trolls don't like this post, then fuck you.
[05:15:31]  You're all pussies and have no lives as far as I'm concerned.
[05:15:36]  So there you go.
[05:15:37]  We got Bob Tom.
[05:15:39]  We go, what do you call a dog with no legs?
[05:15:42]  Does it really matter what you call him?
[05:15:44]  He won't come anyway.
[05:15:46]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[05:15:48]  And what is this?
[05:15:48]  This old school art from the old days?
[05:15:52]  Huh?
[05:15:53]  Old school art from the old days.
[05:15:55]  Here it is.
[05:15:56]  Look at this.
[05:15:56]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[05:15:57]  Look at that.
[05:15:58]  What the fuck is that?
[05:16:00]  What the hell is that?
[05:16:03]  Jesus Christ.
[05:16:04]  Here it is.
[05:16:04]  Green Pill Gary.
[05:16:05]  The metric system is a social engineering experiment created by Napoleon to both spite the English and to try to indoctrinate the French peasants into his idea of a new France.
[05:16:16]  When he conquered Europe, he forced them to use it as well so they would submit to France.
[05:16:23]  The communists adopted it for the same reason to erase the vestiges of old society and to identify our supporters by the use of it.
[05:16:34]  Metrication is proof globalism is predetermined.
[05:16:38]  It exists to erase native identity and forced subjugation.
[05:16:43]  Well, that's very interesting.
[05:16:44]  Thank you there, Green Pill Gary.
[05:16:48]  Who else do we got here?
[05:16:49]  Who else?
[05:16:49]  We got Russell Sterling Dyer.
[05:16:54]  Whatever happened.
[05:16:55]  What happens if you combine Ghost and Eustace Baggage together?
[05:17:02]  Who the fuck is that?
[05:17:04]  Who the hell is Eustace Baggage?
[05:17:06]  Ghost fake ghostess baguette.
[05:17:09]  Yeah, fuck off.
[05:17:10]  All right, who is this?
[05:17:11]  We got Frank Zappa.
[05:17:13]  What's going on, Frank Zappa?
[05:17:15]  We've got the happy merchant.
[05:17:16]  Well, hold on.
[05:17:16]  What is this shit?
[05:17:18]  All right.
[05:17:19]  Oh, my God.
[05:17:20]  All right.
[05:17:21]  Thank you very much, Sunburst Unicorn.
[05:17:23]  All right.
[05:17:24]  I appreciate that.
[05:17:26]  What is that page?
[05:17:27]  Page three.
[05:17:28]  I appreciate it, dude.
[05:17:29]  All right.
[05:17:29]  Who is this?
[05:17:30]  We got the happy merchant.
[05:17:32]  What is this?
[05:17:32]  Did you know Adolph Hiller was actually a black man and whites couldn't handle the fact that a black man not only brought Europe to his knees but also maligned?
[05:17:43]  All right.
[05:17:44]  That's a bunch of bullshit.
[05:17:46]  All right, ghost, half-ghost Weebo.
[05:17:49]  Welcome to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:17:51]  All right, really, really fucking funny, you idiot.
[05:17:53]  I rate the phage.
[05:17:55]  Choo-Choo, Vietnam flashbacks coming through.
[05:17:58]  Ghost, tell us your favorite Vietnam story.
[05:18:00]  Go fuck off.
[05:18:02]  And look at that.
[05:18:02]  Is that Pandas with a gun, you asshole?
[05:18:06]  We got Mr. Meatball Sup.
[05:18:08]  What ghost thinks everyone in the IC looks like?
[05:18:11]  What they actually look like.
[05:18:13]  Go fuck off.
[05:18:14]  All right.
[05:18:15]  When the kid with the nut allergy starts talking shit.
[05:18:19]  Is that a Snickers bar going in there?
[05:18:22]  All right, whatever.
[05:18:23]  We got all furries or manic.
[05:18:25]  GX ghost made some art of the true talent.
[05:18:29]  Cheers.
[05:18:30]  Where's the true?
[05:18:31]  Is this the engineer?
[05:18:34]  Is this your artistic piece here?
[05:18:37]  Fucking great.
[05:18:37]  It was this.
[05:18:38]  I rump tower security desk.
[05:18:41]  Hey, old man, Ghostler.
[05:18:43]  What do you get when you spill your beer on a $5 bill?
[05:18:46]  Abraham Drinking on a Halloween note decided to have a little fun and bring a medium in for a seance.
[05:18:56]  The only spirit we heard was from the Jameson in my pantry, which cried, It's dark in here.
[05:19:04]  Let me out.
[05:19:04]  Lastly, did you hear about the hearse that broke down in the middle of a funeral procession on a busy highway?
[05:19:11]  It suffered a blown head casket.
[05:19:13]  Yeah, real, real funny asshole.
[05:19:16]  Real funny.
[05:19:17]  What is this?
[05:19:18]  Nostral Damas, Nostril Dias.
[05:19:21]  And what the fuck is this?
[05:19:24]  What the fuck you, Mr. Nagy Generation GX?
[05:19:32]  And what is this?
[05:19:32]  Need help?
[05:19:33]  God bless.
[05:19:37]  Fucking assholes.
[05:19:39]  All right, Barbara Specter.
[05:19:41]  What is this?
[05:19:41]  No evidence conspiracy theory.
[05:19:45]  What are you talking about?
[05:19:46]  White genocide?
[05:19:47]  All right.
[05:19:50]  And I don't know what the hell this is supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
[05:19:54]  What is this?
[05:19:54]  What?
[05:19:57]  Oh, my God.
[05:19:58]  What is it?
[05:19:59]  says ben epic lie fella he's spamming the chat thank you very much all right who is this who is this this fucking guy all right get get him out of here get him the fuck out of here somebody donated they want him out of here he's out he's out of here all right fucking what's it epic life fella give me a fucking break for christ's sake jesus christ all right Anyway, let's move on.
[05:20:27]  Sorry that, you know, these fuckers are spamming and doing all this bullshit, but, you know, it is what it is.
[05:20:33]  All right, let's go ahead and get to, I guess we'll go ahead and get to the next page of Radio Group, or excuse me, Forum Shoutouts is what it's called.
[05:20:44]  All right, let's go to page three, put the PC shot on.
[05:20:47]  Here it is.
[05:20:48]  We've got Frustrillion, a 69GX for a mess as big as Texas.
[05:20:56]  Lone Star Diapers.
[05:20:57]  Is that dude?
[05:21:00]  All right.
[05:21:00]  Who else do we got?
[05:21:01]  We got Troy Dan, GX, great choice, Ghost.
[05:21:04]  Thanks for Tim Duncan.
[05:21:06]  Now I've got a perfect lineup on my team in NBA 2K20.
[05:21:10]  Time to play some random person online.
[05:21:13]  All right, then thank you.
[05:21:15]  We got Chris Johnson, GX.
[05:21:17]  Happy Spermy Saturday.
[05:21:20]  Hope your day has been as great.
[05:21:22]  All right.
[05:21:23]  There's fucking tubes there, you idiot.
[05:21:25]  There's fucking tubes.
[05:21:28]  We've got Froppie.
[05:21:29]  All right, fuck off, Froppie.
[05:21:30]  You're a fucking idiot, dude.
[05:21:32]  And who else do we, hold on?
[05:21:33]  Somebody just donated for two bucks.
[05:21:35]  Kumi Sanders.
[05:21:36]  And by the way, I owe an $18.66 to Crab Enthusiast, so we'll do this right after the goddamn shout-out.
[05:21:46]  So Bathrobe Dwayne.
[05:21:48]  Hey, Ghost GX, Halloween coming up.
[05:21:51]  So here's a new logo for the show to look spooky.
[05:21:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:21:58]  All right, whatever.
[05:21:59]  And what is this, Frustrating?
[05:22:01]  I already gave you a fucking shout out.
[05:22:02]  Woman accused of stealing a pumpkin by hiding it in her vagina.
[05:22:09]  Oh, my God.
[05:22:12]  All right.
[05:22:13]  Adel Sausages, R.I.P. to Friday show.
[05:22:16]  Hope somebody gets shout-outs posted.
[05:22:18]  Hey, you can find this past Friday show on the bit shoot, okay?
[05:22:22]  It's on the bit shoot.
[05:22:24]  All right.
[05:22:25]  We've got Yo Little Ghosty.
[05:22:28]  What the fuck is this?
[05:22:30]  When the global press are all screeching at you, but you're sitting at your computer looking at anime titties.
[05:22:37]  Fuck off, you fucking idiot.
[05:22:40]  All right, we got Widow Killer.
[05:22:41]  What's going on, GX?
[05:22:42]  Here are some more LeBron China memes.
[05:22:45]  Believe in something unless you're criticizing China.
[05:22:49]  Just shut up and dribble.
[05:22:53]  And here's this fucking asshole.
[05:22:55]  I'm telling you, fucking LeBron James.
[05:22:57]  He should be constantly booed.
[05:22:59]  He should be spit on.
[05:23:01]  I mean, people should throw their beers at this asshole at games.
[05:23:04]  I'm not even joking.
[05:23:05]  All right.
[05:23:06]  Anyway, who is this?
[05:23:07]  I support murder in China because I like money.
[05:23:10]  No shit.
[05:23:11]  Free Hong Kong, by the way, all right?
[05:23:14]  Free Hong Kong.
[05:23:17]  We've got Twilly Atkins.
[05:23:18]  GX in the chat.
[05:23:19]  Hope you're having a great show.
[05:23:20]  I'll be listening tonight, sipping on some Glenn Livitt 25 years.
[05:23:26]  Jesus Christ.
[05:23:28]  And Oloroso Sherry finish, which really adds a rich, nutty texture to the whiskey.
[05:23:34]  Look at fucking Twilly Atkins over here.
[05:23:36]  Look at fucking Twilly Atkins, for Christ's sake.
[05:23:39]  That's got to be at least, I would say at least 400 bucks.
[05:23:44]  Three or 400 bucks minimum for that, dude.
[05:23:47]  That is awesome.
[05:23:48]  That is awesome.
[05:23:49]  All right, who else do we got here?
[05:23:50]  We got, we've got Cut Myself Laughing.
[05:23:54]  Hey ghost, just developed a machine that pumps adrenaline and dopamine into my body.
[05:23:58]  I'm going to drive a ballistic missile and plot to take over the world.
[05:24:02]  Yeah, really funny.
[05:24:03]  All right, real fucking funny.
[05:24:05]  And is this me in some kind of a Nintendo GameCube game?
[05:24:10]  Jesus fucking, get this off of my fucking screen.
[05:24:13]  Oh, look at that.
[05:24:14]  There it is.
[05:24:15]  There's me and Mrs. Ghost, huh?
[05:24:17]  That's great.
[05:24:18]  There's me and Mrs. Ghost, for Christ's sake.
[05:24:21]  All right.
[05:24:22]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:24:24]  And I just fucking spilled my weed, man.
[05:24:28]  I just spilled my fucking weed.
[05:24:30]  God damn it.
[05:24:34]  Man, it's already 2:30 in the morning, dude.
[05:24:37]  I'm just, I'm fucking, I'm already done with this shit.
[05:24:40]  Seriously, man.
[05:24:41]  I'm already done with this.
[05:24:42]  And what the fuck is this?
[05:24:45]  What is all this shit?
[05:24:46]  Hold on.
[05:24:46]  That's a, that's a broad wearing wearing a ghost shirt.
[05:24:52]  She likes the old ghost special.
[05:24:54]  Keto Soft, happy, what is this?
[05:24:57]  Happy Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:24:59]  And what the hell is this?
[05:25:01]  Make America Smoke Again.
[05:25:04]  Son, I say I overdosed on heroin.
[05:25:07]  All right, we get it, you stupid idiot.
[05:25:09]  Daniel Warren, GX.
[05:25:12]  Hope Ghost is on tonight.
[05:25:14]  Also, the reason that there are weak men and women in many Western civilizations, including Australia, is because the people there are pampered most of the time because they mostly think that they do not have to do anything but join some fandom there is at the moment.
[05:25:34]  But when something like the internet or the electrical grid goes offline, they will not know what to do.
[05:25:42]  And basically when that happens, they're going to be rioting in the streets.
[05:25:46]  Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[05:25:47]  These dumbasses that are on the fucking internets and if the grid was to somehow go blank or go black or a complete blackout, these neckbeards ain't going to go out rioting in the streets.
[05:26:00]  All right.
[05:26:00]  They're going to be scared shitless.
[05:26:03]  All right.
[05:26:04]  They're going to be scared shitless.
[05:26:05]  All right.
[05:26:06]  Look at this.
[05:26:06]  Communist for Trump GX boomers.
[05:26:08]  Participation trophies have made this generation soft.

=== Michael Knowles Ear Rape (12:09) ===

[05:26:13]  Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
[05:26:17]  You fucking son of a fucking bitch, for Christ's sake.
[05:26:21]  All right.
[05:26:22]  Look, there's FishFast.
[05:26:23]  Yeah, thank you very much.
[05:26:24]  Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:26:26]  Cheers to Fish Fast.
[05:26:28]  Here's ex-Ghostyone.
[05:26:29]  Happy Saturday Night Ghost Show.
[05:26:32]  I think of no stupid shit to say.
[05:26:35]  Shout out to Duva, fucking Dark Me Magician Girl Desi and Jake.
[05:26:41]  See Kyle in the chat.
[05:26:42]  Fuck off.
[05:26:43]  And that's supposed to be one of my blacks.
[05:26:47]  That's supposed to be one of my blacks.
[05:26:50]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:26:52]  What is this?
[05:26:53]  Look at this.
[05:26:54]  What is this?
[05:26:55]  All right.
[05:26:56]  Barry Blackberry.
[05:26:58]  All right.
[05:26:58]  Fuck, you fucking asshole.
[05:27:01]  You piece of shit.
[05:27:02]  Ban this idiot.
[05:27:03]  Ban this fucking idiot.
[05:27:05]  Ban this fucking guy.
[05:27:07]  He's fucking banned.
[05:27:09]  Banned his ass.
[05:27:10]  Get this fucking guy out of here.
[05:27:12]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:27:15]  All right.
[05:27:15]  Let's continue going.
[05:27:16]  Mr. BN King.
[05:27:17]  Yo.
[05:27:18]  Hope you have yourself a good weekend.
[05:27:20]  Thanks for the show, Ghost.
[05:27:22]  As always, cheers to Mr. BN King.
[05:27:24]  Thank you very much for Christ's sake.
[05:27:26]  We got System 23.
[05:27:28]  Angry Wild Elephant destroys cars and houses in a Chinese town after failing to find a girlfriend to mate.
[05:27:35]  Oh, get the fuck out of here.
[05:27:37]  And wait a minute.
[05:27:37]  What the fuck is this?
[05:27:40]  You fucking turned me into a coomer?
[05:27:42]  Hold on, system 23.
[05:27:43]  That's fucking disgusting.
[05:27:45]  Get this asshole out of here.
[05:27:47]  I'm tired of this fucking piece of shit.
[05:27:49]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[05:27:51]  All right, I'm not even joking around.
[05:27:52]  This piece of shit.
[05:27:53]  He's banned.
[05:27:55]  Get him the fuck out.
[05:27:57]  And there's Jason Genova.
[05:27:59]  Oh, week.
[05:28:00]  Photos have come out of right-wing extremists, suspected domestic terrorist ghost in a leather-themed nightclub in San Antonio partying with other half-naked man.
[05:28:09]  Yeah, real fucking funny, all right?
[05:28:11]  All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
[05:28:13]  Fuck you, people, all right?
[05:28:14]  Fuck you people and your shout outs.
[05:28:16]  All right, I gotta do an $18.66 bucker is what I gotta do right now, all right?
[05:28:22]  Crab enthusiast had donated an 18 bucker and 66 bucker, an $18.66 bucker, excuse me, and I haven't played it yet.
[05:28:33]  I haven't played it, so we're gonna have to play this and we're gonna play it right now.
[05:28:37]  So this is an $18.66 bucker by Crab Enthusiast.
[05:28:41]  He said, turn up the volume because the audio is kind of low, okay?
[05:28:46]  So what exactly?
[05:28:47]  The audio's up.
[05:28:49]  The audio is up.
[05:28:50]  What is this?
[05:28:53]  Hold on.
[05:28:54]  Hold on.
[05:28:54]  Hold on just a second.
[05:28:55]  This looks like a fucking snake.
[05:28:57]  Hold on.
[05:28:58]  Pause this shit.
[05:29:00]  Let me make sure this isn't some fucking snake in the ass.
[05:29:05]  Okay, I don't think so.
[05:29:06]  I don't know.
[05:29:07]  I don't think so.
[05:29:10]  I'm looking at it.
[05:29:11]  I don't think so.
[05:29:12]  All right, let's go ahead and play it.
[05:29:15]  Here it is.
[05:29:21]  Coomer Sanders is the fucking name of this channel.
[05:29:24]  Coomer fucking Sanders.
[05:29:31]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:29:33]  Fuck you.
[05:29:34]  I don't have to finish nothing, you idiot.
[05:29:36]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:29:39]  Tired of you idiots thinking that I fucking got to do this or do that.
[05:29:44]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:29:48]  I mean, it's going to be fucking three in the morning over here.
[05:29:59]  Okay, well, I don't get this.
[05:30:01]  What is this supposed to be?
[05:30:03]  Obviously, it's the crab dance, right?
[05:30:08]  It's the fucking crab dance.
[05:30:22]  You fucking son of a bitch.
[05:30:26]  You son of a bitch with the goddamn ear rape, for Christ's sake, man.
[05:30:33]  YOU SON OF A BITCH WITH THE FUCKING EAR RAPE!
[05:30:42]  YOU DUMB ASSES, MAN.
[05:30:49]  I've had enough of this shit, dude.
[05:30:53]  I mean, I've had just about enough of this crap, man.
[05:30:56]  All right?
[05:30:58]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[05:31:00]  I'm fucking tired out here.
[05:31:04]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:31:07]  And it's all, look, it's almost six hours I've been on this broadcast.
[05:31:14]  It's been almost six hours and I've been on this damn broadcast, man.
[05:31:27]  And for Christ's sake.
[05:31:31]  Oh, my God.
[05:31:32]  Wildlife, you mustn't have no life to be broadcasting this way.
[05:31:36]  Fuck you.
[05:31:36]  Hey, fuck you.
[05:31:38]  I've got a life, okay?
[05:31:40]  You know what?
[05:31:41]  If you're going to be making fun of me, there, ST Mike, all right?
[05:31:44]  Come on, turn this fucking shit off already.
[05:31:46]  All right, we get it.
[05:31:47]  It's a fucking goddamn ear rape crab dance, okay?
[05:31:50]  We get it.
[05:31:53]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:31:55]  All right, we get it.
[05:31:56]  It's a fucking goddamn ear rape crab dance.
[05:31:59]  And let me tell you something, ST Mike, fuck off, all right?
[05:32:02]  Local live home entertainment.
[05:32:04]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:06]  Look at this sunburst unicorn.
[05:32:07]  Please do more shout-outs.
[05:32:09]  Fuck System 23.
[05:32:10]  Yeah, no shit.
[05:32:12]  All right.
[05:32:12]  Look, I'm done, dude.
[05:32:14]  You understand?
[05:32:15]  I'm fucking tired.
[05:32:17]  Okay?
[05:32:17]  I did a six-hour show yesterday.
[05:32:20]  I'm doing a six-hour show today.
[05:32:22]  My fucking voice barely fucking works, man.
[05:32:25]  okay?
[05:32:26]  My voice barely...
[05:32:28]  Dude, you know what?
[05:32:29]  Keem Scares, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:32:31]  You call me a fucking pussy.
[05:32:33]  Jason, look at these fucking people.
[05:32:35]  If y'all gonna talk shit to me, then fuck you, okay?
[05:32:39]  Then fuck you.
[05:32:40]  You fucking piece of shit.
[05:32:43]  Fuck you.
[05:32:44]  Nobody tells me what to do, you fucking stupid piece of fucking garbage.
[05:32:49]  Fucking tired of you people think that you can fucking tell me what to do.
[05:32:52]  Like I'm some fucking, like I'm some two-bit whore or something, you fucking sorry sack of shit.
[05:32:57]  Just sit there and shut up, all right?
[05:33:00]  Just sit there and shut the fuck up, man.
[05:33:03]  I'm tired for Christ's sake.
[05:33:06]  What is this?
[05:33:08]  I have no left.
[05:33:11]  Fuck you.
[05:33:12]  I've got a life, you idiot.
[05:33:13]  Huh?
[05:33:13]  You want me to take a fucking break from the show if you don't fucking believe me, you fucking dickheads?
[05:33:18]  Huh?
[05:33:19]  Is that what the fuck you are?
[05:33:20]  I'm talking to you.
[05:33:23]  I'm talking to you.
[05:33:25]  Fuck you.
[05:33:26]  Fuck you.
[05:33:27]  No one tells me what the fuck to do.
[05:33:30]  Nobody tells me what the fuck to do, you fucking idiots.
[05:33:34]  So shut up.
[05:33:35]  All of you, shut the fuck up.
[05:33:40]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:33:42]  You see what I got to fucking put up with, man?
[05:33:45]  You see?
[05:33:48]  Do you fucking see?
[05:33:52]  Listen, you fucking idiots insulting me ain't going to make me want to fucking do the goddamn shout outs.
[05:33:57]  Do you understand me, boy?
[05:33:59]  By trying to make fun of me and besmirch me doesn't make me want to do the goddamn shout outs, you son of a bitch.
[05:34:08]  So shut up.
[05:34:12]  What is this?
[05:34:13]  Local live home entertainment.
[05:34:15]  Oh my god.
[05:34:16]  There's nothing wrong with having no life ghost.
[05:34:19]  It's all the rage with the hip trendy millennial.
[05:34:21]  Yeah, fuck you.
[05:34:22]  I've got a fucking life, you idiot.
[05:34:23]  All right.
[05:34:24]  I got a fucking life.
[05:34:25]  All right.
[05:34:26]  I got a fucking life.
[05:34:27]  You know what?
[05:34:27]  I'm going to make y'all listen to something, you fucking pieces of shit.
[05:34:30]  I got something for you, all right?
[05:34:32]  I got something.
[05:34:33]  What is this, Tim McCrab?
[05:34:35]  Hosting a classic Rip X.
[05:34:37]  Well, you know what?
[05:34:38]  I'm going to play this right after this, okay?
[05:34:40]  Because let me tell you something.
[05:34:42]  It's almost 2.45 in the morning right here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
[05:34:47]  My voice is barely there.
[05:34:49]  And by the way, I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage if you fucking idiots want me to continue.
[05:34:57]  All right?
[05:34:58]  So hold your ass.
[05:35:00]  Sit there.
[05:35:01]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:35:02]  And you know what I want you to listen to?
[05:35:04]  I want you to listen to a conservative young man that I think that most of you young men need to be looking up to.
[05:35:10]  All right.
[05:35:10]  I'm talking about a very conservative young man.
[05:35:13]  And I'm talking about Michael Knowles.
[05:35:16]  That's who I'm talking about.
[05:35:17]  All right.
[05:35:18]  All right.
[05:35:18]  I want y'all to listen to Michael Knowles.
[05:35:21]  This is a conservative young man out here.
[05:35:23]  And I want you to listen to him while I'm draining the main fucking vein out here.
[05:35:28]  While I'm draining the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[05:35:32]  All right.
[05:35:32]  Sit there, shut up.
[05:35:34]  And when I come back, I'm going to do Tim McCrab's $18.66 bucker.
[05:35:39]  And we'll see.
[05:35:40]  We'll see if I do a couple more shout outs, you fucking stupid, unappreciative, fucking cyber vermin shitheads.
[05:35:48]  Fucking squirrel fisting fetish fucking assholes.
[05:35:51]  Play what?
[05:35:52]  What?
[05:35:52]  Again?
[05:35:55]  Pile them up.
[05:35:56]  Oh, fuck off.
[05:35:57]  I'll be right back.
[05:35:58]  Listen to Michael Knowles.
[05:36:00]  Listen!
[05:36:01]  Trump 2020!
[05:36:03]  Listen!
[05:36:05]  Trump 2020!
[05:36:08]  Listen!
[05:36:08]  What?
[05:36:10]  What, you asshole?
[05:36:13]  What is this?
[05:36:14]  I wish, I wish I had a life.
[05:36:18]  Fuck you!
[05:36:20]  Fuck you!
[05:36:20]  Play Michael Knowles, all right?
[05:36:23]  I'm gonna drain the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage that your fucking girls are having wet dreams over.
[05:36:29]  What?
[05:36:31]  Place of worship.
[05:36:32]  Yeah, you see, yeah, I caught you, boy.
[05:36:36]  I caught you trying to fucking sit here and disrupt Michael Knowles.
[05:36:41]  Don't you dare do that!
[05:36:44]  Don't you fucking dare do that!
[05:36:46]  Left up, left arrow, non-potable water biozazza.
[05:36:49]  I caught you, boy.
[05:36:52]  I caught you.
[05:36:53]  I understand what you're fucking trying to do.
[05:36:56]  You fucking piece of shit.
[05:37:01]  You fucking shithead.
[05:37:02]  You fucking listen.
[05:37:04]  You listen!
[05:37:06]  YOU LESSON!
[05:37:09]  Fuckin' shithead.
[05:37:12]  SHUT UP!
[05:37:13]  Listen!
[05:37:14]  Listen to Michael Knowles, boy!
[05:37:17]  Listen!
[05:37:19]  Trump 2020!
[05:37:21]  LISTEN!
[05:37:22]  This one seems like a pretty comfortable truth to me.
[05:37:24]  Certainly a comforting truth.
[05:37:26]  The kids were furious.
[05:37:28]  The statement prompted a walkout by a couple dozen leftists.
[05:37:32]  Fortunately, we had a good standby line, so the seats didn't go to waste.
[05:37:35]  But probably two dozen kids walked right out of there.
[05:37:39]  You know, we're living in a strange time.
[05:37:41]  The news that I'm about to die makes you angry.
[05:37:45]  That makes you furious.
[05:37:48]  At GW, I was given the funniest assignment I've ever gotten for a campus lecture.
[05:37:53]  I was asked to defend George Washington at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. There is no way you might think that any student at George Washington University could possibly object to a lecture defending George Washington.
[05:38:12]  But you would be wrong.
[05:38:13]  You would certainly be wrong.
[05:38:14]  Not only did a group of leftist students object, they also staged a walkout, once again, opening up seats for normal students.

=== Alarm Clock Shut Up (04:01) ===

[05:38:23]  Before they walked out, they shrieked.
[05:38:25]  Oh boy, did they shriek.
[05:38:27]  They yelled and they said profanities and they made all sorts of gestures.
[05:38:31]  And I asked them, I said, what are you angry about?
[05:38:35]  What are you, what have I said that has so offended you?
[05:38:39]  Not one of them could answer.
[05:38:42]  Because, and I say this in all humility, they've never seen my show.
[05:38:45]  They've never listened to anything I've said.
[05:38:47]  They were just told by somebody else that I'm a really mean guy and that they should not like me.
[05:38:53]  It's the same story.
[05:38:54]  Anytime any conservative opens his mouth on campus, on TV, or around the water cooler, the minute A conservative dares to contradict the prevailing leftist orthodoxy, which changes every single day.
[05:39:07]  The minute that that happens, the left brands him in the field of local live hall man.
[05:39:13]  How much God.
[05:39:14]  ALARM.
[05:39:15]  CLOCK ALARM.
[05:39:44]  CLOCK ALARM, CLOCK AL.
[05:39:46]  They never view their arms.
[05:39:48]  They never plan out for no reason.
[05:39:50]  They never do anything.
[05:39:52]  Instead, they're able as racists, bigots, or foes.
[05:39:57]  What kind of phoam?
[05:39:59]  Or a homophobe?
[05:40:00]  Or a transphobe?
[05:40:02]  Or a misphobe?
[05:40:03]  Or a math?
[05:40:03]  Or a misanatic?
[05:40:04]  If they do as haters, they say they're irrational, and they should have a discussion.
[05:40:08]  Now they get away with it.
[05:40:10]  But life gets away with it.
[05:40:11]  Because they have convinced the pop culture of a central lie.
[05:40:16]  Namely, that leftism is compassionate.
[05:40:19]  Wheelchair symbol, litter in vim sign.
[05:40:21]  Restroom prohibited.
[05:40:22]  No bicycles, no smoking, no littering, non-potable water, no one under 18, no mobile phones, no pedestrians, radioactive biohazard.
[05:40:30]  Up arrow up, right arrow.
[05:40:32]  Right arrow down, right arrow.
[05:40:33]  Star Of David Ladden cross.
[05:40:35]  Orthodox cross star and crescent.
[05:40:37]  Atom symbol.
[05:40:38]  Place of worship, down arrow down, left arrow.
[05:40:40]  Left arrow up, left arrow up down arrow menorah.
[05:40:43]  Peace symbol, dotted six pointed star.
[05:40:45]  Play button.
[05:40:46]  Fast forward button.
[05:40:47]  Scorpio, Cancer orthodox Cross.
[05:40:49]  Water Closet.
[05:40:50]  Baby symbol.
[05:40:51]  Left luggage right arrow.
[05:40:52]  Curving left left, right arrow, left arrow you're fucking dickhatched.
[05:40:56]  Curving up right arrow, curving down right arrow.
[05:40:59]  Curving down vertical arrows counterclockwise.
[05:41:02]  I'm sitting over here trying to show you some shit off by that'll fucking spark some synapses in your face, and this is the kind of garbage that you're doing.
[05:41:11]  Last track button, downwards button.
[05:41:13]  Fast down button, pause button, stop button.
[05:41:16]  You know that you're a fucking asshole, is what you are.
[05:41:18]  Hey look, here's St Mike the meme genie, is that right?
[05:41:22]  Oh my god, look at this alarm clock.
[05:41:24]  Is that what y'all want to hear?
[05:41:25]  You wanna hear this fuckin' shit repeating over- Come on.
[05:41:49]  I'm going to let this on!
[05:41:50]  I'm gonna keep this on you dickhead.
[05:41:52]  ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK AL Is this what y'all want to fucking hear?
[05:42:13]  The meme genie.
[05:42:14]  Alarm clock, alarm clock, shut up.

=== Diamonds Walk Mad Dick (03:48) ===

[05:42:24]  And who the hell?
[05:42:25]  For three bucks, no life having Hambone, fuck you.
[05:42:28]  All right, I got a fucking life.
[05:42:30]  Let me tell you something, i'm gonna get done with these two 18 buckers and i'm gonna say, fuck you for tonight.
[05:42:35]  That's it how you like that shit.
[05:42:36]  Huh, here here's Tim Mcrabs, 18 fucking 66 bucker, all right.
[05:42:43]  Here's Tim Mcrav.
[05:42:44]  Right here here's Tim Mccrab's, eighteen dollar and sixty six bucker.
[05:42:48]  Play it.
[05:42:52]  The hell.
[05:42:53]  Is this, What is this shit?
[05:43:00]  Yo, fan baller, no Johnny Dane.
[05:43:03]  Yo, all my niggas blood gang.
[05:43:05]  Yo, oh my god, all my niggas gang bang.
[05:43:08]  Hey, what?
[05:43:10]  Yo, hey, purple egg.
[05:43:12]  Yeah, I said that drink.
[05:43:14]  Yo, it's a paint.
[05:43:15]  What the fuck you drink?
[05:43:16]  Are you kidding me, Tim McCrab?
[05:43:19]  Are you kidding me?
[05:43:22]  Put that boy up on the speech.
[05:43:24]  Yeah, your nigga bump.
[05:43:25]  All my niggas eat.
[05:43:27]  All my niggas said I'm on my cat.
[05:43:30]  Now I niggas talk.
[05:43:31]  And my bitch bad.
[05:43:33]  And she breaking wall.
[05:43:38]  Is this like the new up and coming rappers?
[05:43:41]  Are you kidding me?
[05:43:42]  Want that boy to quit?
[05:43:43]  Louis V, watch him hang.
[05:43:45]  I can see your bitch.
[05:43:46]  She choosing on the low.
[05:43:47]  I can't say no big.
[05:43:49]  Tochio, Tochio, that cool thing.
[05:43:52]  Probably put it, take her out the blue flame.
[05:43:57]  Diamonds when I walk.
[05:43:59]  Diamonds when I talk.
[05:44:01]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[05:44:03]  Diamonds when I walk.
[05:44:05]  Diamonds when I talk.
[05:44:09]  Diamond when I thought.
[05:44:10]  Diamond winner walked.
[05:44:12]  Diamonds on my ball.
[05:44:13]  Why I get rigged wrong.
[05:44:14]  Look at my face.
[05:44:16]  Look at my jacket.
[05:44:17]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:44:19]  I let you have it.
[05:44:20]  I'm a pull up on your block.
[05:44:22]  My nigga said one out walk.
[05:44:23]  Nigga thought sick and I thought.
[05:44:25]  Bitch.
[05:44:26]  Look at my wrist, goddamn.
[05:44:28]  Look at my bitch, goddamn.
[05:44:29]  Tim McCrab, really, dude.
[05:44:31]  Really?
[05:44:32]  Pull up on your block.
[05:44:33]  Nigga, you a bitch.
[05:44:34]  By my fuck your bitch.
[05:44:36]  I might hit a lick.
[05:44:41]  Hey, I got the cat.
[05:44:42]  Look at my wrist.
[05:44:44]  Wait.
[05:44:44]  Nigga be mad.
[05:44:45]  Get on my dick.
[05:44:46]  Wait.
[05:44:47]  And bitches be mad.
[05:44:48]  Get on my dick.
[05:44:52]  And here's Extension.
[05:44:55]  And if the world ever has an apocalypse, I will kill all of you fuckers.
[05:44:59]  Fear will be plentiful.
[05:45:00]  Death will be bountiful.
[05:45:01]  I will spend none of you peasants.
[05:45:02]  Fuck your religion.
[05:45:03]  You pastor fuckers and got sent to a prison in PC.
[05:45:06]  I seen the devil.
[05:45:07]  He's in you with me.
[05:45:07]  You only save a new listener.
[05:45:08]  This see.
[05:45:09]  Follow him home.
[05:45:10]  Cut the right corner so nobody sees you.
[05:45:12]  Tell him if you're falling.
[05:45:13]  You know what?
[05:45:13]  Leave it a home.
[05:45:14]  Selling your soul didn't go too far there, huh?
[05:45:16]  Exgoción or extension.
[05:45:18]  Excuse me.
[05:45:19]  Let them all know who they're all in the presence of.
[05:45:21]  I am a murderer.
[05:45:22]  I am a demon.
[05:45:22]  The son of a serpent.
[05:45:24]  What is your faith?
[05:45:24]  What is your worth?
[05:45:25]  How if you feel acknowledging?
[05:45:26]  If I kill you now, will you go to heaven?
[05:45:28]  The hell you believe in?
[05:45:29]  That is approaching you.
[05:45:30]  30 seconds before lying and bless you.
[05:45:33]  You got your ass killed in the street, brother.
[05:45:36]  Ex Goción got killed in the street.
[05:45:39]  Motherfucker should have been watching his feet.
[05:45:43]  Should have known.
[05:45:44]  Fuck with the hood, brothers.
[05:45:46]  Everybody knows we growing real colors.
[05:45:48]  Damn right.
[05:45:50]  Everybody's out of sight.
[05:45:51]  Motherfucker.
[05:45:52]  You see what I'm saying?
[05:45:52]  You see what I'm talking about?
[05:45:53]  Anyway, that's enough.
[05:45:55]  That's enough.
[05:45:56]  He died.
[05:45:57]  LOL.
[05:45:58]  We get it.
[05:45:58]  All right.
[05:45:59]  Look, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[05:46:03]  This one was requested by Tyler 225905.
[05:46:08]  All right.
[05:46:09]  All right.
[05:46:09]  And Jesus Christ, dude.
[05:46:11]  Listen.

=== Joe Friday Fucking Shadows (04:55) ===

[05:46:13]  That's about it.
[05:46:14]  Okay.
[05:46:14]  Everybody, can we just, after this, that's about it, please?
[05:46:18]  Okay, I've had just about enough.
[05:46:21]  I've had just about enough of this crap.
[05:46:23]  I'm sorry.
[05:46:24]  All right.
[05:46:24]  Everybody, just please.
[05:46:27]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:46:28]  Unappreciative motherfuckers.
[05:46:30]  All right.
[05:46:31]  Tyler 225905 requested this and said, pile them up.
[05:46:35]  Don't pile them up, dude.
[05:46:37]  All right.
[05:46:38]  Don't fucking pile him up here for Christ's sake, please.
[05:46:44]  What the hell?
[05:46:44]  I guess that's part of it.
[05:46:45]  Hold on.
[05:46:46]  This is the big interrogation.
[05:46:48]  You're a college man.
[05:46:48]  She'd like to see you land.
[05:46:50]  Can't even fucking hear it, man.
[05:46:52]  I guess that's part of it, but not all of it.
[05:46:55]  I think maybe I can understand how she feels.
[05:46:58]  And maybe she's right, Culver.
[05:47:00]  It's awkward having a policeman around the house.
[05:47:02]  Friends drop in, a man with a badge answers the door.
[05:47:04]  The temperature drops 20 degrees.
[05:47:06]  What the fuck?
[05:47:11]  Everybody's a comedian.
[05:47:12]  Don't drink too much, somebody says, and the man with a badge will ring you in.
[05:47:16]  Or, how's it going, Dick Tracy?
[05:47:17]  How many jaywalkers did you pinch today?
[05:47:19]  What the fuck?
[05:47:22]  Even the fucking Sarge is like, what is this idiot talking about?
[05:47:55]  And then there's your first night on the beat.
[05:47:57]  When you try to arrest a drunken prostitute in a Main Street bar and she rips your new uniform to shreds, you'll buy another one out of your own pocket.
[05:48:05]  And you're gonna rub elbows with all the elite.
[05:48:07]  What the hell?
[05:48:08]  Is this guy having a breakdown?
[05:48:10]  Is Joe Friday having a breakdown?
[05:48:15]  The class of Skid Row.
[05:48:18]  And the heartbreak.
[05:48:20]  Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids, lost kids, crying kids, homeless kids, hit-and-run kids, broken arm kids, broken leg kids, broken head kids, sick kids, dying kids, dead kids.
[05:48:32]  The old people that nobody wants.
[05:48:33]  The reliefers, the pensioners, the ones who walk the street cold, and those who tried to keep warm and died in a $3 room with an unvented gas heater.
[05:48:40]  You'll walk your beat and try to pick up the pieces.
[05:48:43]  Do you have real adventure in your soul, Culver?
[05:48:45]  You better have.
[05:48:46]  Because you're going to do time in a prowl car.
[05:48:48]  Oh, it's going to be a thrilling minute when you get an unknown trouble call and hit a backyard at two in the morning, never knowing who you'll meet.
[05:48:53]  A kid with a knife, a pillhead with a gun, or two ex-cons with nothing to lose.
[05:48:58]  And you're going to have plenty of time to think.
[05:49:00]  You'll draw duty in a lonely car with nobody to talk to but your radio.
[05:49:05]  Jesus Christ, what a depressing scene.
[05:49:08]  What a depressing interrogation scene here.
[05:49:11]  If you like to fly by the seat of your pants, this is where you belong.
[05:49:15]  For every crime that's committed, you've got three million suspects to choose from.
[05:49:20]  Most of the time, you'll have few facts and a lot of hunches.
[05:49:24]  You'll run down leads that dead end on you.
[05:49:26]  You'll work on it.
[05:49:26]  I'll tell you, Joe Friday, he didn't take no bullshit.
[05:49:30]  You're sure you've talked to everybody in the state of California.
[05:49:32]  People who saw it happen, but really didn't.
[05:49:34]  People who insist they did it, but really didn't.
[05:49:37]  People who remember, those who try to forget.
[05:49:39]  Those who tell the truth, those who lie.
[05:49:42]  You'll run the files until your eyes ache.
[05:49:44]  And paperwork?
[05:49:45]  This is actually a pretty good scene, dude.
[05:49:47]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:49:49]  I've never seen Dragman.
[05:49:52]  But I haven't seen this episode.
[05:49:54]  This is a pretty dramatic fucking scene that this guy has to do.
[05:49:57]  So deliver and be consistent on it and say.
[05:50:01]  Anxiety, frustration, court decisions that tend to hinder rather than help you.
[05:50:05]  Dorado, Morris, Escobedo, Cahan.
[05:50:07]  You'll learn to live with a district attorney, testifying in court, defense attorneys, prosecuting attorneys, judges, juries, witnesses.
[05:50:14]  And sometimes you're not going to be happy with the outcome.
[05:50:19]  Maybe your girlfriend's right, Culver.
[05:50:22]  But there's also this.
[05:50:24]  There are over 5,000 men in this city who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamorous, thankless job that's got to be done.
[05:50:32]  I know it too.
[05:50:33]  And I'm damn glad to be one of them.
[05:50:35]  Wow, that's pretty dramatic by old Joe Friday.
[05:50:39]  Pretty damn dramatic by old Joe Friday.
[05:50:42]  Now, listen, folks, all right?
[05:50:43]  It's fucking late, okay?
[05:50:45]  It's fucking late.
[05:50:47]  And I know all you idiots are like, hey, you know, one more shout-outs.
[05:50:52]  So, you know what I'm gonna do?
[05:50:53]  Going to do your fucking shadows, okay?
[05:50:56]  All right, I'm going to do your fucking shadows, you fucking idiot, okay?
[05:50:59]  Here's Tyler 225905.
[05:51:02]  Ghost's wheelchair revealed, and what is that?
[05:51:05]  Plastic tubing, you fucking dickhead.

=== Republican Dominated Ban (02:00) ===

[05:51:08]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:51:09]  Here's Distillan.
[05:51:10]  Good day, Ghost.
[05:51:11]  You good cunt?
[05:51:12]  It's fucking hot here.
[05:51:13]  Have a cold beer for me, man.
[05:51:15]  VB in the chat.
[05:51:16]  And that's 38 degrees Celsius, for Christ's sake.
[05:51:19]  We still do the Fahrenheit thing.
[05:51:21]  Here's Keem Scares.
[05:51:22]  Hey, what's up, you lazy Jew boomer?
[05:51:25]  Stay on Vond.live.
[05:51:26]  YouTube sucks.
[05:51:27]  Also, fuck you for threatening to ban me, bitch.
[05:51:30]  I'll fucking ban whoever the fuck I want.
[05:51:32]  How do you like that shit?
[05:51:34]  I'll ban whoever the fuck I want.
[05:51:37]  And who is this?
[05:51:38]  Pettis.
[05:51:39]  Just stop Jewing people.
[05:51:40]  What the fuck is this?
[05:51:42]  He constantly Jews absolute everybody, my shekels.
[05:51:47]  And he has hit the nerve to wonder why he is universally despised.
[05:51:52]  Fuck off.
[05:51:54]  All right.
[05:51:55]  Fuck off.
[05:51:56]  All right.
[05:51:56]  What the fuck is this?
[05:51:57]  Death by Bacon.
[05:51:58]  Like ghosts, the majority of Texans also research gays for debate purposes.
[05:52:04]  Is that 1M machine?
[05:52:11]  All right, GX.
[05:52:12]  Do you think us capitalists will experience a roaring 20s with this dank economy?
[05:52:16]  I think we're experiencing now, if you want my opinion.
[05:52:19]  And look, when Trump wins 2020, and if we can get a Republican-dominated house, a Republican-dominated Senate, I think that the sky's the limit.
[05:52:29]  I don't think we've seen nothing yet.
[05:52:31]  All right.
[05:52:32]  And that's why all of us should be working hard to make sure that Trump 2020 is in the faces of everybody.
[05:52:39]  All right.
[05:52:40]  Let everybody fear that the fact that, regardless of what these goddamn talking heads are saying about Trump on TV, Trump is going to win, hands down, baby.
[05:52:50]  Hands down.
[05:52:51]  Texas history teacher GX.
[05:52:54]  How about those horns?
[05:52:55]  Yeah, real fucking funny.
[05:52:56]  All right.
[05:52:57]  Real fucking funny.
[05:52:58]  All right.
[05:52:59]  Yeah, at least you got a University of Texas, or excuse me, University of Houston flag and Texas.
[05:53:04]  Yeah, I'm telling you, everything's better in Texas, man.

=== Happy Birthday Pissing Off (03:41) ===

[05:53:08]  Hakarua Takahashi.
[05:53:10]  Hey, ghost, the two drawings are from Tweeley Atkins.
[05:53:14]  This was the group I was in.
[05:53:16]  And please say cute derpy hooves while Derpy is wearing a cowboy hat.
[05:53:22]  Also, how much money would we pay you to have Twilly Atkins talk to you on the show and say happy birthday to Tweeley on October of this year?
[05:53:32]  What?
[05:53:32]  Is it Tweeley's birthday?
[05:53:33]  I mean, you know, is that it?
[05:53:35]  Is it Tweeley's birthday?
[05:53:37]  Happy birthday to you.
[05:53:44]  Happy birthday.
[05:53:50]  Happy birthday, Twilly Atkins.
[05:54:00]  Happy birthday to you.
[05:54:07]  And what the hell is this?
[05:54:08]  Admiral.
[05:54:08]  Hey, ghost, I have a friend who likes anime but wants to join the IC.
[05:54:12]  Tell him not to do it.
[05:54:14]  Tell them not to do it.
[05:54:16]  If they admitted right off the bat that they kind of like anime, would they be allowed in?
[05:54:21]  No, they wouldn't.
[05:54:22]  Okay.
[05:54:23]  And what the fuck is this?
[05:54:26]  Oh my God.
[05:54:30]  Oh my God.
[05:54:34]  And what the hell is this?
[05:54:35]  Danger Dan Saturday Night Coomb Hole.
[05:54:38]  Dude, that's fucking disgusting, dude.
[05:54:40]  That is fucking disgusting.
[05:54:41]  What is this?
[05:54:43]  What the hell is that?
[05:54:45]  Fucking massaging your meat?
[05:54:48]  Is that what you're doing?
[05:54:48]  You're massaging your fucking meat.
[05:54:51]  Jesus fucking God.
[05:54:52]  You know what?
[05:54:53]  I'm done with this shit, dude.
[05:54:55]  I mean, seriously, I'm so fucking done with this.
[05:54:59]  Hey, what?
[05:54:59]  What people want me to keep going?
[05:55:01]  Is that it?
[05:55:02]  Keep going.
[05:55:07]  Fuck off, dude.
[05:55:08]  I'm serious.
[05:55:09]  You guys are fucking pissing me off.
[05:55:11]  All right.
[05:55:12]  You guys are fucking pissing me off.
[05:55:14]  And look at how you're treating me in the fucking chat room, man.
[05:55:17]  It's three in the morning.
[05:55:21]  I've been on for six fucking hours, man.
[05:55:24]  Six hours.
[05:55:27]  For fuck's sake, give me my beer.
[05:55:29]  This is eating in my drinking.
[05:55:30]  How many fucking beers have I had?
[05:55:31]  Two, four?
[05:55:32]  I've only had five fucking beers, you dicks.
[05:55:35]  All right, it's three in the fucking morning.
[05:55:37]  I've only had five fucking beers.
[05:55:39]  This shit has eaten into my fucking drinking time, and I'm tired of it, all right?
[05:55:45]  I'm wasting my weekends with you people.
[05:55:50]  I'm wasting my weekends with you assholes, man.
[05:55:56]  Give me my fucking drink.
[05:55:57]  All right, look, shut up.
[05:55:58]  Let me do me for a couple of minutes.
[05:56:00]  Let me think.
[05:56:01]  Let me fucking think for a fucking couple of minutes.
[05:56:04]  All right?
[05:56:06]  Give him that goddamn drink.
[05:56:17]  Look at these pieces of shit in the chat room, dude.
[05:56:19]  Look at these dumb fuckers in the chat room here.
[05:56:23]  Where's my fucking pipe?
[05:56:24]  Give me my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake, man.
[05:56:27]  I gotta fucking get drunk in stone.
[05:56:29]  You know what I mean?
[05:56:31]  To be with you, peeps.
[05:56:34]  It's like being low.
[05:56:36]  Hey, hey, hey, it's like being stone.
[05:56:42]  All right, get the fuck out of here.
[05:56:43]  Give my fucking smoke here.

=== Mamushka Babushka Louder (03:15) ===

[05:56:49]  That's it.
[05:56:50]  Fucking fucking smoke shit.
[05:56:53]  Fuck this faggot.
[05:56:55]  Come on, man.
[05:56:57]  Alaska is Russian land.
[05:56:59]  Give it back.
[05:57:00]  Also, shout out to Dovadu, Kavib Kika Clobbering, Commander.
[05:57:04]  Alaska is American.
[05:57:09]  All right, Alaska is American there, Tim McCrav.
[05:57:13]  All right, look, you see now?
[05:57:15]  You see what you people did?
[05:57:17]  You see, now I got to do an $18.66 bucker from Tim McCrav.
[05:57:22]  All right, let's go ahead and see what Tim McCrab.
[05:57:24]  What are you doing?
[05:57:25]  What is this?
[05:57:26]  Hold on, I got to wait for another goddamn fucking stupid advertisement.
[05:57:30]  Wait a minute.
[05:57:31]  This is fucking monetized.
[05:57:33]  Fucking commies, man.
[05:57:38]  All right, play Tim McCrav.
[05:57:40]  Tim McCrav, this is his video here.
[05:57:44]  So let's go ahead and see what we have here.
[05:57:47]  Play it.
[05:57:47]  I'm gonna play this shit.
[05:57:56]  What the fuck?
[05:58:01]  What the fuck?!
[05:58:10]  What a bunch of commie bullshit!
[05:58:17]  WHAT A BUNCH OF COMMIE BULLSHIT!
[05:58:21]  Man, is this a fucking music video?
[05:58:35]  Oh my god...
[05:58:40]  I mean, this is what fucking Russians are jamming to, seriously.
[05:58:49]  This is what fucking Russians put on when they're having a goddamn party and shit.
[05:59:12]  And louder doing the mamushka.
[05:59:15]  Babushka!
[05:59:16]  Babushka!
[05:59:33]  These Russians think in Alaska, what the fuck was that fucking Ruski

=== Globalist Porn Upside Vodka (15:57) ===

[06:00:04]  shit?
[06:00:05]  How long is this stupid song?
[06:00:08]  Jesus Christ.
[06:00:11]  If you think Alaska's yours, Ruskies, come and take it, all right?
[06:00:17]  Come and take it!
[06:00:24]  Come and take it!
[06:00:41]  Oh my God, I'd like to slap that roostki upside his vodka drinking face.
[06:00:47]  Slap that fucking cockeyed, fucking mouth-breathing roostie upside his vodka-drinking mouth.
[06:00:53]  You're goddamn right, boy.
[06:01:10]  I've had enough of this roostie shit.
[06:01:12]  All right.
[06:01:13]  I've had just about enough of this roostie crap.
[06:01:19]  They're doing the babushka.
[06:01:25]  Take this shit out of here.
[06:01:26]  What a fucking.
[06:01:27]  All right.
[06:01:27]  We get it.
[06:01:29]  We get it, commies.
[06:01:30]  All right.
[06:01:31]  You wish that you won some shit.
[06:01:33]  You ain't winning nothing.
[06:01:35]  All right.
[06:01:35]  All right.
[06:01:36]  It's America, asshole.
[06:01:38]  America.
[06:01:42]  All right.
[06:01:42]  Let's do a couple more fucking shout-outs since people are pissing and moaning here, okay?
[06:01:47]  Seriously, Samsung, all right?
[06:01:50]  GX SpongeBob friends Patrick is about to destroy your corsair.
[06:01:55]  Is that it?
[06:01:56]  Why y'all fucking making fun of my damn computer, man?
[06:01:59]  It's a state-of-the-art computer, all right?
[06:02:01]  Anime Dude64 GX Ghost Rider.
[06:02:05]  All right, what is this?
[06:02:07]  What is this?
[06:02:08]  Ghost Rider is on a fucking wheelchair.
[06:02:10]  Is that it?
[06:02:11]  What the fuck was that?
[06:02:15]  Jesus Christ, some fucking some kind of fucking supernatural shit happening here.
[06:02:21]  We've got detention bullying principal GXGXGX.
[06:02:27]  I don't know what the hell.
[06:02:28]  What is that?
[06:02:29]  Creeper?
[06:02:31]  Fucking sick asshole.
[06:02:33]  We got Cochino.
[06:02:35]  What's up, ghosts?
[06:02:36]  I've been listening for like 10 fucking years.
[06:02:39]  Fuck bitches.
[06:02:41]  Get money.
[06:02:42]  Fuck bitches.
[06:02:44]  We got Steven Stinkverse up, old man.
[06:02:46]  Just wanted you to know, since the next Wednesday show is one day before Halloween, will you be asking people on the forums what they're gonna dress up like for Halloween?
[06:02:57]  Yeah it's yeah, we'll go ahead and do that, so that's not a problem, that's not a problem.
[06:03:01]  And you know maybe, just maybe, I'll do a show on Halloween.
[06:03:05]  Okay, we'll see, we'll see.
[06:03:08]  All right, we'll see what we do on Halloween okay, and there's system 23.
[06:03:13]  You're banned.
[06:03:13]  Thank fucking god you, piece of shit.
[06:03:16]  All right yeah, I know, look at this dude.
[06:03:17]  This is the dude we raided today.
[06:03:19]  Look at this fucking guy, look at this fucking guy.
[06:03:22]  And he got so triggered, this fat femme, because we were saying, Trump 2020 baby, all right, and fucking Granny, are you fucking stupid shithead?
[06:03:31]  Uh CSX, RAIL fan 2 GX, Trump 2020, you're damn right, baby and their sunburst unicorn?
[06:03:39]  Uh hey, ghost gx.
[06:03:41]  Uh, what do you recommend?
[06:03:42]  So sockey salmon, or atlantic, or farmed or wild caught?
[06:03:49]  I asked before in a DONO yesterday, but some tart interrupted you.
[06:03:54]  Well, i'm not big on sick ass salmon, first and foremost uh, and I, I like uh, wild caught shit.
[06:04:02]  I don't really like farm stuff.
[06:04:05]  All right, I like uh, I like wild caught.
[06:04:08]  You know you, you take a risk from wild caught, but you know it is what it is baby, that's why.
[06:04:13]  That's why it's caught in the wild.
[06:04:15]  All right anyway look, i'm i'm tired, dude.
[06:04:18]  I need you know, i'm fucking tired.
[06:04:20]  It's 310 in the morning.
[06:04:22]  For christ's sake.
[06:04:23]  I need more beer, for christ's sake.
[06:04:26]  And look at these people.
[06:04:28]  Finish the hair.
[06:04:29]  Look at finish the shout outs pussy.
[06:04:31]  Continue the forum.
[06:04:33]  Shout outs you pussy.
[06:04:34]  Look at this.
[06:04:35]  Look at this how these people talk to me.
[06:04:37]  Dude, this is how these fucking people talk to me and think that that's gonna motivate me to just come out and be like, oh yeah okay, i'm gonna go ahead and do it.
[06:04:45]  Yeah alcohol, oh oh.
[06:04:50]  Fucking idiot, Jesus Christ.
[06:04:53]  All right, let me go ahead and do this here.
[06:04:56]  Oh god, Jesus Christ, all right.
[06:05:02]  All right, let me go ahead and uh, chug some beer here, for christ's sake, all right.
[06:05:07]  No hey fuck, you don't threaten me with a troll war, or i'm just ending the fucking show and you can go play with your fucking pricks.
[06:05:14]  All right, don't you goddamn dare threaten me with a troll war, or i'm getting the fuck out of here, you fucking son of a bitch.
[06:05:21]  All right, don't you goddamn dare.
[06:05:24]  Don't you think that you can do that to me, you fucking puss?
[06:05:30]  All right, Jesus Christ, this goddamn beer's got a lot of head on it.
[06:05:33]  For christ's sake, Jesus Christ, I can't even drink beer.
[06:05:36]  All right, give me my smoke here.
[06:05:39]  All right, give me my smoke.
[06:05:41]  All right look, I need some more.
[06:05:42]  Look, I need I need some more fucking, some more fucking tobacco or whatever i'm fucking smoking here.
[06:05:48]  All right, shut up in the chat, Shut up in the chat.
[06:05:55]  I'm not even fucking around, dude.
[06:05:57]  I'm not in the mood for you fucking people and your fucking shit talk.
[06:06:01]  All right.
[06:06:02]  Especially, it's been over six hours and five minutes, and I've been fucking conducting this fucking broadcast with you.
[06:06:10]  No fucking appreciation.
[06:06:12]  Look at these unappreciative pricks, dude.
[06:06:14]  All right, look at these unappreciative fucking pricks.
[06:06:20]  And by the way, this new strand, it's called Dirty Vagina or something like that.
[06:06:25]  And it smells like one, I'll tell you that.
[06:06:28]  But I don't know.
[06:06:29]  Maybe I need to clean the screen.
[06:06:31]  I'm not getting that high off of it.
[06:06:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[06:06:34]  I'm not getting that high off of it.
[06:06:36]  So let's smoke this.
[06:06:38]  I think I might have to clean the screen, dude.
[06:06:40]  Alright?
[06:06:46]  There it is, dude.
[06:06:48]  That's it.
[06:06:48]  That's it.
[06:06:49]  You got to hold anybody with the brain, dude.
[06:06:57]  All right.
[06:06:57]  Jesus.
[06:06:58]  Shut up in the chat, dude.
[06:07:00]  I'll get to the fucking Florida post if I want to get to it.
[06:07:04]  Shut the fuck up.
[06:07:06]  You are not the boss of me, okay?
[06:07:08]  I am the fucking boss of me.
[06:07:10]  So shut up.
[06:07:13]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:07:14]  Could you see these people in the chat room, dude?
[06:07:17]  Fucking shit, man.
[06:07:19]  Shut up.
[06:07:22]  Good fucking God, dude.
[06:07:24]  Unappreciative fox, man.
[06:07:26]  Unappreciative fucking fox, man.
[06:07:30]  And look, let me tell you, if you're going to keep calling me a pussy and shit like that, you think I'm going to fucking do this shit, huh?
[06:07:35]  You're going to keep calling me a fucking pussy and shit like that.
[06:07:37]  You think I'm going to fucking do this?
[06:07:39]  Fuck you!
[06:07:46]  Fucking piece of shit.
[06:07:48]  All right, all of you people in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
[06:07:51]  You're lucky you're on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet because I would beat the living be Jesus out of your fucking asses, you fucking sons of bitches.
[06:08:01]  You fucking seat sniffing, pickle prick, turkey tit, phallic, fluffing, belch breathing, fucking pedophile, priest probing, trans-testicle, turd, burglar, anal secretion, loving, dog-farting, fetish, having sphincter-fingering, enemabag-cleaning piece of shit.
[06:08:20]  Tired of this shit, man.
[06:08:23]  I'm tired of it.
[06:08:26]  And fuck you in the chat room.
[06:08:27]  God damn it.
[06:08:28]  I wish I could fucking whoop your ass, man.
[06:08:30]  I'm not even joking.
[06:08:32]  I wish I could whoop your asses.
[06:08:36]  Fucking wish I could whoop your asses, man.
[06:08:38]  All of you fucking.
[06:08:39]  I'll take you all on, boy.
[06:08:41]  You understand that?
[06:08:43]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[06:08:53]  Fucking come on down here to Texas and talk that shit, boy.
[06:08:56]  All right.
[06:08:57]  Come on down here to Texas and talk that fucking shit.
[06:09:02]  All right, we're going to do a couple more shout outs.
[06:09:03]  All right, here.
[06:09:04]  Here it is.
[06:09:04]  Here's Welfare Capitalist.
[06:09:05]  Hey, ghost.
[06:09:06]  I've been working on a metal pipe factory for about two weeks in a row, and now I got time to listen to your show.
[06:09:13]  Take care.
[06:09:13]  Love it.
[06:09:14]  Thank you very much.
[06:09:14]  I appreciate it, dude.
[06:09:16]  Moist Ghost.
[06:09:17]  Ghost, what's your favorite tranny porn actor?
[06:09:21]  I don't fucking watch tranny porn for Christ's sake.
[06:09:24]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:09:27]  What makes you think that I watch shit like that?
[06:09:30]  I mean, seriously, man.
[06:09:33]  What makes you fucking people think that I watch some dumb shit like that?
[06:09:37]  Seriously, huh?
[06:09:39]  I mean, for Christ's sake.
[06:09:42]  What?
[06:09:43]  What is it?
[06:09:45]  Oh, my God.
[06:09:46]  Yeah, press Alt and F4 on my keyboard.
[06:09:48]  Okay, great.
[06:09:50]  Yeah, I'll do that.
[06:09:51]  I'll do that later, okay?
[06:09:55]  Jesus Christ.
[06:09:56]  Anyway, let's move on.
[06:09:58]  Like, yeah, you know, no, it's not Amy Daly, for Christ's sake.
[06:10:02]  Listen, I don't have any kind of transgendered porn star that I like or anything like that, all right?
[06:10:10]  I mean, anyway, Juicy Giblet, thank you very much.
[06:10:17]  Hey, ghost, thanks for the show.
[06:10:19]  GX.
[06:10:21]  All right, we got Mr. Person, new updates for weaponry.
[06:10:24]  What the hell is this?
[06:10:26]  Corsier rifles.
[06:10:29]  You fucking asshole.
[06:10:31]  Jukebox.
[06:10:32]  Real fucking funny asshole.
[06:10:35]  Here, take a whiff of that.
[06:10:36]  What the hell is this?
[06:10:39]  Do you see what I have to put up with, dude?
[06:10:41]  Y'all see this fucking bullshit?
[06:10:44]  We got crazy U2 Ninja.
[06:10:46]  What's up, Ghost?
[06:10:47]  How you doing, dude?
[06:10:48]  Ghost favorite anime character?
[06:10:52]  What the fuck is this?
[06:10:54]  Capitalist Army.
[06:10:55]  Capitalist Army is known as Ghost Inner Circle.
[06:10:58]  An alt-right white nationalist group active?
[06:11:03]  Are you fucking joking, dude?
[06:11:07]  All right, moonman for president.
[06:11:09]  Yeah, real fucking, yeah, real, yeah, update this shit list, you lazy boomer.
[06:11:14]  Yeah, fuck you.
[06:11:15]  Shark attack, a daily reminder.
[06:11:17]  Ghost is a cheap knot.
[06:11:18]  Yeah, fuck you.
[06:11:19]  All right.
[06:11:20]  Dusty fan, DX.
[06:11:22]  What the hell is this?
[06:11:23]  We white.
[06:11:24]  No, no, I'm not.
[06:11:26]  I'm not fucking saying that stupid fucking shit, you son of a bitch.
[06:11:31]  And what the fuck is this?
[06:11:32]  Anon Noel, GX.
[06:11:33]  Who the fuck is this supposed to be?
[06:11:36]  What the fuck kind of scuff joker is this?
[06:11:39]  All right, look, because this son of a bitch here, what the fuck's his name?
[06:11:43]  This stupid dumbass, ghost favorite anime character, this piece of shit, decided to show the capitalist army listed as some fucking domestic terrorist organization.
[06:11:54]  I don't appreciate that one bit.
[06:11:56]  And I'm done.
[06:11:58]  I'm done with it, all right?
[06:11:59]  That's it.
[06:12:00]  I'm not doing any more goddamn shout outs.
[06:12:03]  All right?
[06:12:04]  Yeah, look at all wow, pussy.
[06:12:06]  Fuck you, Keemscares, you fucking shithead.
[06:12:09]  You sound like the kind of neckbeard that was shitted out of a goddamn mother's uterus pipe and is thrown into a fucking room with a rubber room.
[06:12:16]  And you're sitting there right now fucking bumping your fucking head on it, wishing that you could get some goddamn worth, life worth and attention, you fucking shithead.
[06:12:25]  So sit there and shut up.
[06:12:27]  And fuck you too, Weena, you piece of shit.
[06:12:31]  All right, fuck you too, feminist socialist.
[06:12:34]  Fuck you, John Doe, okay?
[06:12:36]  Fuck you, pace bunny anon, you fucking idiot.
[06:12:40]  All right, fuck you, der weeking.
[06:12:42]  What kind of a fucking faggy name is that?
[06:12:44]  All right, fuck you, Froppy, you fucking stupid, dumb, fucking anime, weeb, obsessed shithead.
[06:12:50]  All right, fuck you, the mean magician, you fucking piece of crap.
[06:12:54]  Fuck you, Kermit, the fucking hambone, you fucking shithead.
[06:12:58]  Fuck you, Bozo.
[06:13:00]  Fuck you, hambone movement.
[06:13:02]  All right, fuck you, Tyler225905, you shithead.
[06:13:07]  All right, fuck you, kidney stone bone.
[06:13:11]  Fuck you, Bernie2020.
[06:13:14]  All right.
[06:13:14]  Fuck you, Andy Kaufman.
[06:13:17]  All right.
[06:13:17]  Fuck you, Milk Bush.
[06:13:20]  Fuck you, unlisted ninja.
[06:13:22]  Fuck you, Admiral.
[06:13:23]  And fuck you, System 23, who got banned like a fucking stupid anime shithead.
[06:13:28]  All right, fucking motherfuckers.
[06:13:34]  You motherfuckers, I'm not joking around.
[06:13:37]  Fuck you.
[06:13:38]  Fuck you, Masana Hen.
[06:13:40]  All right.
[06:13:41]  Fuck you, pace bunny Annan.
[06:13:43]  Fuck all of you people.
[06:13:45]  All right.
[06:13:46]  I hope y'all get cancer of the cock.
[06:13:49]  Fuck you.
[06:13:52]  Give me my fucking smoke Pisses me off, man.
[06:14:04]  Fucking pisses me off, for Christ's sake, man.
[06:14:10]  Fuck you, Tim McCrab.
[06:14:11]  What are you?
[06:14:12]  Some kind of a fucking Russian commie or something?
[06:14:14]  Give me a fucking...
[06:14:16]  Fuck you, fucking moose goose.
[06:14:18]  All right?
[06:14:20]  Fuck you, unreal alchemists, all right?
[06:14:24]  Fuck you.
[06:14:25]  Fuck all of you people.
[06:14:26]  All right.
[06:14:27]  Fuck you, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[06:14:29]  Get in the goddamn kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich.
[06:14:33]  All right?
[06:14:34]  Fuck you, pony operate, whatever your fucking faggy name is.
[06:14:38]  All right, fuck you, seriously, Samsung.
[06:14:41]  Fuck you, Steven Stinkyverse.
[06:14:44]  Fucking piece of shit tired of this shit, dude I'm fucking, I'm tired of it, for Christ's sake, all right?
[06:14:57]  I'm fucking tired of it.
[06:15:01]  And hey, I'm not no fucking globalist, all right, Tim McCrab.
[06:15:04]  I ain't no fucking globalist, man, all right?
[06:15:06]  I'm fucking nationalist up in here.
[06:15:08]  Unfortunately, the nationalism of Americana has been usurped by a bunch of fucking bull-nosed, greasy bulldykes and a bunch of soy boy assholes who tickle their asses watching cartoons, okay?
[06:15:23]  So, you know, what the fuck you want from me, dude?
[06:15:26]  It is what it is.
[06:15:27]  All right.
[06:15:28]  What the fuck you want from me?
[06:15:30]  It is what it is.
[06:15:30]  Let me take another smoke And by the way, media fact check.
[06:15:50]  Fuck you, media fact check.
[06:15:52]  You're a fucking liar.
[06:15:53]  You're fake news.
[06:15:56]  Globetar, not a globalist.
[06:15:58]  What are you?
[06:15:59]  Are you claiming that I'm heliocentric?

=== Flat Earther Heliocentric NASA (02:51) ===

[06:16:01]  Is that what you're trying to say?
[06:16:03]  You thinking I am a heliocentric perspective of the world?
[06:16:06]  Is that what you're trying to say there, Tim McCrab?
[06:16:08]  I don't have a heliocentric view of the world, okay?
[06:16:13]  All right.
[06:16:14]  Pythagoras is a fucking idiot, okay?
[06:16:17]  All right.
[06:16:18]  And I'm not saying the world is flat either, okay?
[06:16:22]  But I'm just saying.
[06:16:24]  I'm just saying, okay?
[06:16:26]  Anyway, let me do one more page, okay?
[06:16:29]  I'll do one more page of shout-outs and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:16:32]  It's getting way too fucking late.
[06:16:34]  And, you know, I should be doing something else right now.
[06:16:37]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to wake Mrs. Ghost up.
[06:16:39]  I'm going to tell her to make me a fucking steak and some chicken.
[06:16:44]  Wings.
[06:16:47]  Chicken.
[06:16:50]  Wings.
[06:16:51]  Dude, I'm not a flat earther, you idiot, okay?
[06:16:54]  I'm not a flat earther, okay?
[06:16:56]  But I don't believe what NASA has been projecting to us, all right?
[06:17:01]  This whole shit that we went on the moon, hey, nothing but Nevada.
[06:17:06]  That's all I got to say to that, all right?
[06:17:09]  You show me a fucking moon landing.
[06:17:11]  I'm going to show you and I'm going to tell you nothing but Nevada.
[06:17:17]  Fucking asshole.
[06:17:19]  All right.
[06:17:19]  I don't, I don't fucking, I'm not a flat earther, okay?
[06:17:22]  I'm not a flat earther, idiots.
[06:17:25]  I just understand that the heliocentric perspective comes from a cultist, a cultist, or I should say an occultist view, okay?
[06:17:38]  And I don't want to get into the whole esoteric relationship with the Pythagoreas cult and how that relates to the Masons and all that other shit.
[06:17:50]  But I ain't got time for that.
[06:17:52]  All right.
[06:17:52]  I ain't got time for that.
[06:17:55]  Jesus Christ.
[06:17:55]  And look at Keemscares.
[06:17:56]  He's like, no, NASA showed us.
[06:17:59]  So I know more than you.
[06:18:01]  So.
[06:18:03]  Okay, dude, very, very, you keep thinking that.
[06:18:06]  That's why you're a simple piece of fucking troll terrorist shit and I'm me, okay?
[06:18:12]  Fucking asshole.
[06:18:15]  And people are saying I'm a Satanist now.
[06:18:17]  Now I'm a Satanist.
[06:18:20]  Listen, it doesn't matter what religion I am, okay?
[06:18:25]  It doesn't matter what religion I am.
[06:18:27]  The point is, is that my God doesn't give a shit about the shit that many of your gods do, you know?
[06:18:36]  And as a result, my God, which, well, I don't want to get into it.
[06:18:42]  Never mind, okay?
[06:18:43]  Never fucking mind.
[06:18:44]  I'm not stalling, asshole.
[06:18:45]  I'm just fucking answering people's questions in the chat room, you dickhead.
[06:18:49]  Okay?
[06:18:51]  Jesus fucking Christ.

=== Manifested Redefined Destiny (03:16) ===

[06:18:53]  I'm just simply stating, folks, that you need to understand that man, okay, the basis of magic, the basis of in real life manifestation of magic is based on the premise on how man redefined its destiny from nature.
[06:19:11]  You have to understand, prior to man being self-aware and being able to recognize that it can move beyond the actual nature, the destiny that nature had in course.
[06:19:28]  You know, what I mean by that is, is that nature put us on here, and as we were here with the other animals, we probably fit some level of the food chain to continue this natural order that seems to be prevalent on the earth.
[06:19:44]  And what ended up happening was, is that mankind became not only self-aware, but it redefined its destiny.
[06:19:53]  It redefined its destiny outside of being an element of the food chain.
[06:19:58]  Not only are we self-aware, we have the ability to be able to gain knowledge and then bequeath it to the next generation.
[06:20:08]  And as a result, what this proves is that once mankind defeated nature and defeated the destiny of nature, mankind's existence is all magic.
[06:20:22]  It's all manifested by magic.
[06:20:25]  Because this is what you need to do, okay?
[06:20:27]  This is why, let me give you an idea of what the basis of masonry is.
[06:20:32]  Masonry and the foundation of it is based on building.
[06:20:37]  Now, why is masonry and the foundation of it based on building?
[06:20:43]  It's because you have to be able to build to manifest.
[06:20:48]  And prior to building, the three-dimensional manifested building itself, you have to put it on a two-dimensional plane.
[06:21:00]  That's why the architect, the architect is a very big deal within the building structures of the manifestations of three-dimensional.
[06:21:10]  That's why every time you build something new, you've got to throw it down on the two-dimensional plane of paper and pen or paper and whatever.
[06:21:22]  And then from there, it's manifested into the third dimension.
[06:21:26]  Ghost redefined trolling.
[06:21:27]  Instead of letting himself get torn down like Christian, he instead gave people a punching bag in the form of himself and even evolved to scamming trolls and making money.
[06:21:37]  real real real funny idiot real funny all right if that's the case why are you donating st mike if i'm such a you know jewish dick cheeseburger whatever why the are you doing this then man i'm i'm sitting over here trying to give you some knowledge here mrs ghost is making chicken wings jesus christ man You see,
[06:22:01]  you notice that once I started telling you all a little bit of esoteric secrets, all of a sudden somebody or somebody's trying to stop me, huh?

=== Chicken Cancer Jewish Drag (14:21) ===

[06:22:09]  Someone is trying to stop me.
[06:22:11]  Anyway, let me get to Tyler's and we're getting out of here.
[06:22:14]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:22:15]  You people don't give a shit about what's going on around you.
[06:22:18]  You just care if you're in fantasy.
[06:22:20]  I'm in a fantasy, dude.
[06:22:22]  I'm in a fucking fantasy, dude.
[06:22:26]  Hold on.
[06:22:27]  Hold on.
[06:22:27]  Before I get to this fucking video.
[06:22:31]  Alte ant.
[06:22:33]  What the fuck did Alte Ant to do?
[06:22:36]  He's a little fucking artist now.
[06:22:38]  Is that what he is?
[06:22:39]  He's a little fucking fairy artist.
[06:22:42]  What the fuck?
[06:22:48]  Whatever you think that is, it is what it is.
[06:22:51]  All right.
[06:22:51]  What a fucking asshole for even making me fucking go there.
[06:22:57]  All right.
[06:22:58]  Here it is.
[06:22:59]  Where are we at again?
[06:23:00]  Yeah, I got to do a fucking, I got to do another $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake.
[06:23:06]  By Tyler225905.
[06:23:14]  You fucking dickhead motherfuckers, man.
[06:23:19]  All right, I'm done.
[06:23:20]  After this stupid fucking shith song, I'm done.
[06:23:25]  It's over, dude.
[06:23:26]  The Saturday troll show is over.
[06:23:31]  Saturday troll show is over, dude.
[06:23:34]  Fuck off.
[06:23:34]  It's over.
[06:23:38]  It's fucking over, man.
[06:23:52]  I got a plan.
[06:23:53]  I'm a friend of pain.
[06:23:54]  Fry that chicken in my ass, fucking stupid dumb fucking cross-dresser.
[06:24:00]  Don't wash your hands.
[06:24:03]  Big old bang of fried spice all on them.
[06:24:06]  My fried chicken gon' take you over.
[06:24:09]  Everybody wants a piece of my chicken.
[06:24:12]  We just got that fresh hot kettle fried chicken.
[06:24:18]  And they're fucking dancing in the chat room.
[06:24:20]  Look at that.
[06:24:21]  3.30 in the morning.
[06:24:23]  We're listening to fucking Fry that chicken.
[06:24:27]  And they're fucking laughing, dude.
[06:24:33]  Everybody want a piece of my chicken, huh?
[06:24:37]  Fucking stupid.
[06:24:39]  Now where my hot sauce is.
[06:24:41]  This is a drag queen, mind you, okay?
[06:24:44]  And it doesn't disturb anybody that there's this many children around this drag queen.
[06:24:51]  I'm going to warn you now, baby, he'll the jail.
[06:24:54]  One piece of my chicken, you gon' crawl down the field.
[06:24:58]  It's free to lick it.
[06:24:59]  It's real big.
[06:25:00]  Y'all know you want a piece of my chicken.
[06:25:04]  Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
[06:25:07]  Fucking fried kick in.
[06:25:09]  Motherfucker, dude.
[06:25:10]  Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
[06:25:13]  Fucking fried kick.
[06:25:17]  I mean, I'm serious.
[06:25:18]  Some people are agreeing with me that this drag queen being around all these damn children.
[06:25:23]  There's something wrong with this picture, right?
[06:25:30]  Jesus Christ.
[06:25:31]  Friday chicken.
[06:25:32]  Friday chicken.
[06:25:35]  Friday.
[06:25:36]  Yeah, way to live up to the damn stereotype, right?
[06:25:39]  You like the ring up, you like the thief, you like the white boy, you like the legs.
[06:25:46]  Hold on, hold on, all right, that's it, that's it.
[06:25:48]  What is this?
[06:25:49]  What?
[06:25:52]  Jewish ghost, Jewish ghost.
[06:25:55]  Is that what you didn't know?
[06:25:56]  You think I'm Jewish?
[06:25:58]  You think that's why I know all the secrets?
[06:26:00]  Is that it?
[06:26:02]  You know all the secrets, ghosts, because you're Jewish.
[06:26:06]  Tell me all of your secrets.
[06:26:12]  Alright, fuck off with this guy.
[06:26:16]  Fuck off.
[06:26:21]  I mean, do you see what I gotta put up with, dude?
[06:26:26]  Jewish ghosts fucking donated to stupid fucking emoji.
[06:26:30]  I'm done.
[06:26:30]  Litter in VinSign.
[06:26:31]  Potable water wheelchair symbol.
[06:26:33]  Men's room.
[06:26:34]  Women's room.
[06:26:34]  Restroom.
[06:26:35]  What the fuck?
[06:26:38]  Claim warning.
[06:26:39]  Left luggage children crossing no entry.
[06:26:41]  Probably.
[06:26:42]  What kind of a fucking stupid fucking emoji cluster fuck is this, man?
[06:26:48]  Under 18.
[06:26:49]  Radioactive biohazard.
[06:26:50]  Up arrow.
[06:26:51]  Up right arrow.
[06:26:52]  Right arrow.
[06:26:54]  Down left arrow.
[06:26:55]  Shut fucking Jewish ghost up, man.
[06:26:58]  All right?
[06:27:00]  Hey, look, here's Ashley.
[06:27:01]  Lynn.
[06:27:02]  Lynn, I went to bed and got up and take a piss, and I literally can't believe you're on.
[06:27:08]  Ashley, these fucking dickheads in the fucking chat room, these motherfuckers have got me up all hours of the fucking night, man.
[06:27:17]  I was up doing a six-hour show yesterday.
[06:27:20]  It's almost going to be a seven-hour show today.
[06:27:23]  This is what these fucking dickheads like to do, okay?
[06:27:27]  This is what these fucking dickheads like to do.
[06:27:30]  I don't know why, but they like to do it.
[06:27:33]  And this is why I'm up for Christ's sake, all right?
[06:27:36]  Look at these idiots.
[06:27:37]  They want more forum shout-outs.
[06:27:39]  What the fuck is this?
[06:27:40]  Ghost show in a nutshell.
[06:27:42]  Cancer, cancer, cancer, I hope you get cancer of the fucking prolapse anus, you son of a.
[06:27:57]  Fucking real cancer, cancer, dude.
[06:27:58]  You see what I gotta put up with this?
[06:28:00]  You see what the fuck I gotta put up with here, dude?
[06:28:02]  Cancer, Fuck you.
[06:28:07]  You're cancer.
[06:28:08]  Cancer, cancer, cancer.
[06:28:09]  You fucking troll terrorists for cancer.
[06:28:13]  You cyber vermin are cancer.
[06:28:16]  Cancer, cancer, cancer, you're fucking cancer, you asshole.
[06:28:26]  You're fucking cancer.
[06:28:29]  fucking shitheads.
[06:28:33]  I'm done.
[06:28:33]  I'm done.
[06:28:34]  That's enough.
[06:28:35]  No, no, no, no.
[06:28:38]  New 18 bucket vid.
[06:28:42]  You fucking ST Mike the meme genie, dude.
[06:28:44]  I don't know what the fuck your problem is, dude.
[06:28:46]  You see me.
[06:28:47]  I want to get the fuck out of here, okay?
[06:28:49]  I want to get the fuck out of here.
[06:28:53]  It's almost four in the morning.
[06:28:55]  I want to go to fucking.
[06:28:57]  First of all, I want to get a fucking steak and wings, and then I want to go to fucking sleep.
[06:29:01]  And I want to get, I want to get up to see football games, all right?
[06:29:06]  You fucking dickheads don't give a shit.
[06:29:08]  Here's ST Mike the Meme Genie's fucking video.
[06:29:12]  What the hell is this?
[06:29:13]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:29:15]  What is this?
[06:29:16]  What is this, ST Mike?
[06:29:18]  What the fuck is this?
[06:29:21]  I know.
[06:29:22]  I know.
[06:29:25]  What the fuck are you fucking kidding me?
[06:29:30]  Is that supposed to be me?
[06:29:32]  Or who the fuck is that supposed to be?
[06:29:35]  Hold on, put it back.
[06:29:36]  We got to put it back.
[06:29:36]  Put the PC shot on.
[06:29:41]  Money is such a beautiful word.
[06:29:44]  I know.
[06:29:45]  I know.
[06:29:46]  Oh, my God.
[06:29:48]  I guess that's supposed to be me.
[06:29:49]  Some fucking overgrown shekel goblin.
[06:29:52]  Huh?
[06:29:53]  Is that me?
[06:29:54]  Some fucking overgrown shekel goblin?
[06:29:56]  All right.
[06:29:57]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:30:02]  I'm tired, dude.
[06:30:03]  I'm tired.
[06:30:04]  Shut up in the chat.
[06:30:07]  Shut the fuck up.
[06:30:10]  You are not the boss of me, man.
[06:30:12]  I am the fucking boss of me.
[06:30:14]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[06:30:16]  All right.
[06:30:17]  I need more beer.
[06:30:21]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:30:23]  What the fuck is this?
[06:30:26]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:30:27]  I need more beer than this, man.
[06:30:29]  All right.
[06:30:30]  I need some more beer than this fucking shit.
[06:30:32]  I'll tell you that right there.
[06:30:35]  And you know, beer's not doing anything for me anymore.
[06:30:37]  You know that?
[06:30:38]  I mean, I can literally have like 15 beers.
[06:30:41]  And, you know, what is that?
[06:30:43]  Oh, my God.
[06:30:44]  That should be the new 18-bucker video.
[06:30:48]  Well, yeah?
[06:30:50]  Well, you know what?
[06:30:51]  We'll think about it.
[06:30:52]  For the Saturday Night Troll Show, we'll think about it.
[06:30:56]  All right.
[06:30:56]  We'll think about it for Christ's sake.
[06:30:58]  It's a good one.
[06:30:59]  Alright, here, let me go ahead and my voice is going out the whole fucking shit.
[06:31:05]  These fucking idiots want me to continue to be on here for Christ's sake.
[06:31:09]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[06:31:11]  All right, I'm doing one more page of forum shout outs so you can fucking shut your stupid fucking yappers up.
[06:31:18]  All right?
[06:31:19]  So you can shut your stupid fucking yappers up.
[06:31:22]  All right.
[06:31:22]  Put a fucking cork in it.
[06:31:23]  Shut the fuck up.
[06:31:27]  All right.
[06:31:28]  What is this?
[06:31:28]  We've got and 21.
[06:31:31]  Good ass show.
[06:31:32]  Tons of lulz on my eighth drink tonight.
[06:31:34]  Keep up the grind.
[06:31:35]  Cheers.
[06:31:36]  And what the fuck?
[06:31:37]  Wait.
[06:31:37]  Thank you, and 21.
[06:31:39]  But what the fuck is this, my Lego fan?
[06:31:41]  421.
[06:31:43]  Happy Saturday Night, Ghost.
[06:31:44]  I built this so you don't have to put up with the Obama connection ever again.
[06:31:51]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[06:31:54]  Oh, God.
[06:31:55]  Is that a real Lego-built fucking...
[06:32:04]  Fucking son of a bitch dude fucking I don't know what else to say I don't know what the fuck else to say.
[06:32:10]  What is this?
[06:32:11]  Nafara GX EA is tripping.
[06:32:15]  And what the hell is this?
[06:32:16]  CAPTCHA tripping.
[06:32:17]  What the fuck?
[06:32:27]  That's all I got to say to that.
[06:32:28]  We got Ricardo Milos.
[06:32:29]  Yeah, real guru.
[06:32:31]  GX, what ghost actually drinks.
[06:32:34]  What is this?
[06:32:34]  Queer beer?
[06:32:36]  A fucking queer beer?
[06:32:37]  Is that fucking for real, for Christ's sake?
[06:32:40]  We got Bean Er.
[06:32:42]  Dude, fuck off, Beaner, you asshole.
[06:32:46]  And what is this?
[06:32:48]  Give me money or note.
[06:32:49]  What are you talking about, dude?
[06:32:51]  I always show up, dude.
[06:32:52]  When people don't fucking donate, I still do a fucking show.
[06:32:54]  What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
[06:32:57]  I fucking do the show and do the show.
[06:32:59]  It's what it is, for Christ's sake.
[06:33:00]  What is this?
[06:33:01]  Transport?
[06:33:02]  Look at this.
[06:33:03]  Fucking pair of balls on a bunch of fucking freight.
[06:33:06]  Fucking, you know, yeah, okay, great.
[06:33:08]  And wait a minute.
[06:33:09]  We already said you, Hawkaraka Takahashi.
[06:33:12]  We already said you.
[06:33:14]  All right, we like your art.
[06:33:15]  That's grind.
[06:33:16]  Well, I don't know if we like your art, but whatever.
[06:33:18]  We already said you, dude.
[06:33:20]  And what is this?
[06:33:21]  Richard Stroker, GX you, Coomer.
[06:33:25]  And of course, you got to put fucking Donald Trump with some shitty enemy making me fucking sick.
[06:33:30]  And what is this aesthetic?
[06:33:32]  Is this supposed to be Don?
[06:33:34]  Is this supposed to be Donald Trump and drag?
[06:33:38]  I knew you were turning into a leftist fucking musclehead fruit bowl, dude.
[06:33:41]  I'm not even kidding around.
[06:33:43]  And what is this?
[06:33:43]  It's Little Donnie, Little Ghost.
[06:33:46]  Yeah, fuck off.
[06:33:47]  Fuck off.
[06:33:50]  Being her.
[06:33:51]  Sorry for the.
[06:33:52]  All right, that's it.
[06:33:52]  All right.
[06:33:53]  That's enough.
[06:33:53]  All right.
[06:33:54]  It's all the same fucking people for Christ's sake.
[06:33:57]  All right.
[06:33:57]  Hold on.
[06:33:58]  Who is this?
[06:33:58]  We got Ghetto Ghost, real funny with a bunch of fucking tards.
[06:34:03]  Inner circle face reveal.
[06:34:06]  Dude, that's not funny at all, dude.
[06:34:07]  That's that's just not funny at all, for Christ's sake.
[06:34:10]  Not fucking funny whatsoever.
[06:34:13]  All right, who else do we got here?
[06:34:15]  We got Odd Eyes Magician beta testing the extra deck for Saturday.
[06:34:21]  Let me see what you got there.
[06:34:22]  You got, man, you ain't got shit.
[06:34:26]  You ain't got shit.
[06:34:27]  I mean, that one, that one right there looks, yeah, King Supreme Dragon.
[06:34:32]  Yeah, that one looks like something.
[06:34:33]  Everything else.
[06:34:34]  Oh, this one right here.
[06:34:35]  This one looks Ignister Prominence and the Blastic.
[06:34:39]  Yeah, that one looks pretty good.
[06:34:43]  This one doesn't look too bad either.
[06:34:46]  All right.
[06:34:46]  Yeah.
[06:34:48]  You're getting a decent deck.
[06:34:50]  I get where you're coming from here.
[06:34:51]  All right.
[06:34:52]  I get where you're coming from.
[06:34:54]  All right.
[06:34:54]  I get where you're coming from.
[06:34:55]  Anyway, let's move on.
[06:34:58]  Let's Tim McCrab.
[06:35:00]  What's going on?
[06:35:01]  GX.
[06:35:01]  And what the hell is this?
[06:35:03]  Fucking subhumans.
[06:35:05]  Yeah, you fucking piece of shit.
[06:35:08]  You fucking piece of shit.
[06:35:10]  Unlisted ninja sup wheels.
[06:35:13]  My current mental state, me in front of everyone.
[06:35:16]  Well, you know, step your chain up and step your game up for Christ's sake.
[06:35:21]  All right.
[06:35:22]  Anyway, we got property.
[06:35:24]  What is it?
[06:35:25]  Property pony proper, whatever fuck your stupid faggy name is.
[06:35:29]  Hey, look, I got an ad for Brony shirts.
[06:35:32]  You didn't get an ad for Brony shirts.
[06:35:34]  We got Bill Belichick.
[06:35:36]  This is your daily reminder that the Cowboys fans are nothing but a bunch of queers and cucks.
[06:35:41]  Fuck you, okay?
[06:35:43]  I guarantee you that the damn, the goddamn Patriots are not going to win the Super Bowl this year.
[06:35:49]  They're not going to do it, okay?
[06:35:51]  And Shark Attack, please explain how you accepting donations is not the same as applying for EBT.
[06:35:58]  First of all, I can tell you right off the bat, Shark Attack, it's not government, you dickhead.
[06:36:03]  All right.
[06:36:06]  This is not accumulated tax funds.
[06:36:08]  And they're like, okay, well, we've accumulated this tax funds, and we're going to go ahead and give it to your loser ass.
[06:36:14]  Okay?
[06:36:17]  Stupid dumbass.
[06:36:18]  You see, that's what's, I mean, the autism is showing there, shark attack.
[06:36:22]  All right.
[06:36:22]  The our autism is showing, okay?
[06:36:26]  Fucking dumbass.
[06:36:27]  Anyway, look, that is it.

=== Back Monday Lucky Come (01:34) ===

[06:36:31]  Okay.
[06:36:32]  That is completely it.
[06:36:34]  I am done.
[06:36:36]  I am done.
[06:36:37]  Stick a fucking fork in me.
[06:36:39]  I'm fucking done, dude.
[06:36:40]  I'm just, I'm done.
[06:36:41]  I can't, I can't do anymore.
[06:36:43]  Okay.
[06:36:44]  I can't fucking do anymore for Christ's sake.
[06:36:47]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[06:36:50]  All of you people that are out here talking shit to me tonight.
[06:36:53]  Eat my dick up till you hiccup.
[06:36:55]  I'm tired of you people.
[06:36:56]  You'll be lucky if I come back on Monday.
[06:36:59]  Anyway, listen, we're not getting to radio graffiti, dude.
[06:37:02]  It's going to be four in the morning.
[06:37:04]  Fuck you.
[06:37:04]  All right.
[06:37:05]  And if you don't like it, suck it.
[06:37:07]  As a matter of fact, you'll be lucky if I come back on Monday.
[06:37:12]  You'll be lucky if I come back on Monday.
[06:37:14]  I'm getting out of here for Christ's sake.
[06:37:16]  Fuck all of you people in the chat room.
[06:37:18]  Okay.
[06:37:19]  I hope that you appreciated the Saturday night.
[06:37:22]  Saturday night.
[06:37:24]  Saturday night Tro and I hope that you appreciate yours truly for Christ's sake.
[06:37:33]  Almost seven hours.
[06:37:35]  So, anyway, we'll see if I'm here.
[06:37:39]  What is it?
[06:37:39]  Monday, 8:30 p.m., and we'll see if I do a fucking show on Halloween.
[06:37:44]  All right.
[06:37:45]  Let me know in the forums.
[06:37:46]  All right.
[06:37:47]  Let me know on the ghost.report forums if you want me to do a Halloween show.
[06:37:52]  And we'll see.
[06:37:52]  All right.
[06:37:53]  We'll see for Christ's sake.
[06:37:54]  Anyway, I am out of here.
[06:37:57]  I am out of here.
[06:37:59]  I am out.
[06:38:01]  We'll see if I come back on Monday, baby.
[06:38:04]  I'm out of here.
[06:38:05]  Ha ha ha