True Capitalist Radio - Saturday Night Troll Show 13
Aired: 2021-06-21
Duration: 05:42:46


=== Saturday Night Troll Show Intro (14:44) ===

[00:01:08]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:12]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:14]  It's the Saturday night.
[00:01:16]  Saturday night, Saturday night. Troll Show.
[00:01:26]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:27]  Episode 13.
[00:01:30]  Episode 13 of the Go Show.
[00:01:32]  Or excuse me, of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:01:35]  Please excuse me.
[00:01:37]  Sorry for not coming by yesterday, folks, but I'm telling you right now, I'm a little melancholy that I'm giving up all these damn weekends to you people that are on the internet.
[00:01:48]  So excuse me for not coming up in here on Friday, but we are here, Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 13, spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
[00:02:02]  Do you understand that?
[00:02:03]  We're underground!
[00:02:05]  We're underground here on Vaughn.live.
[00:02:09]  You're goddamn right, folks.
[00:02:11]  Spread it around the internet.
[00:02:14]  That's the only way this show is amplified throughout all this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, boy.
[00:02:23]  You're damn right.
[00:02:25]  Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, troll show.
[00:02:37]  Spread it around.
[00:02:39]  Episode 13.
[00:02:40]  Spread it around.
[00:02:43]  Spread it around.
[00:02:45]  You're damn right, folks.
[00:02:47]  We're going to conduct ourselves into some internet tomfoolery here in the next couple of minutes.
[00:02:53]  Got all kinds of things planned.
[00:02:56]  So let's go ahead and take this damn music.
[00:02:58]  Take the music bed out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:03:01]  And we've already got a damn dono.
[00:03:03]  Take the title off for Christ.
[00:03:05]  Here it is.
[00:03:05]  We already have a damn dodo up in this sun.
[00:03:08]  Look, let's go ahead and replay it.
[00:03:09]  And guess who donated it?
[00:03:11]  Guess who donated it?
[00:03:13]  Look at that.
[00:03:14]  Late.
[00:03:15]  Late.
[00:03:15]  I'm not late.
[00:03:16]  Geno X1987.
[00:03:18]  Look, I'm going to get to the damn $18.66 bucker in just a second.
[00:03:23]  I want to extend my sincerest apologies first and foremost for not having a Saturday night troll show for the past couple of Saturdays.
[00:03:30]  But you know how it is, folks, all right?
[00:03:32]  I mean, these are my weekends.
[00:03:35]  Guess we know why you kept pushing the Hong Kong protest now.
[00:03:38]  Huh?
[00:03:39]  You just wanted to advertise how effective your U.S.-made tear gas was against them.
[00:03:45]  Shut up, Edward.
[00:03:47]  Shut up.
[00:03:48]  Several percentage points.
[00:03:49]  You're whacking off that the communist government is doing this to Hong Kong.
[00:03:52]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:03:55]  Gadolph Laitler.
[00:03:57]  Alarm clock alarm.
[00:03:58]  Gadolf Laitler, asshole.
[00:03:59]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:04:01]  And don't clock me.
[00:04:02]  No, I'm not taking that shit tonight.
[00:04:05]  All right, you fucking trolls.
[00:04:06]  Go clock me.
[00:04:10]  Don't you fucking clock me, man.
[00:04:12]  Jesus Christ.
[00:04:16]  Gate off Leitler.
[00:04:17]  And fuck you in the chat room clocking me, dude.
[00:04:20]  I'm not in the mood for this.
[00:04:21]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:04:22]  I'm not in the damn mood for this crap.
[00:04:24]  All right, Scretton, take this shit off.
[00:04:26]  Take it out of here.
[00:04:28]  Fucking Gate Off Leitler.
[00:04:30]  Shut up.
[00:04:30]  All right.
[00:04:31]  What is this?
[00:04:31]  Raiden Snake.
[00:04:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:33]  Hello, Ghost.
[00:04:34]  This is Raiden Snake.
[00:04:35]  Are you sure?
[00:04:36]  To refute the rumor that I'm suicidal or that I've killed myself.
[00:04:39]  That's complete total balling.
[00:04:41]  I hope so.
[00:04:42]  Oh, ghost, it looks like you've just soiled yourself.
[00:04:45]  I fucking knew it, man.
[00:04:46]  Engineer.
[00:04:47]  I'm tired of you idiots trolling me about Raiden Snake, dude.
[00:04:50]  Enough.
[00:04:51]  Hey, what?
[00:04:52]  Another $18.66 bucker?
[00:04:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:58]  From past shows, it seems like something you would be interested in.
[00:05:02]  Oh, something I'd be interested in, Gino, that you like?
[00:05:05]  I doubt it.
[00:05:05]  I'm free tomorrow if.
[00:05:07]  What?
[00:05:08]  No, I am.
[00:05:09]  You're free tomorrow for what, dude?
[00:05:10]  Asked me out for a date?
[00:05:11]  What are you talking about, Gino?
[00:05:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:14]  I'm sorry, Edward.
[00:05:16]  Here we go again.
[00:05:16]  This fucking wheelchair asshole for Christmas.
[00:05:19]  Shut up.
[00:05:21]  Shut the hell up, man.
[00:05:22]  In my personal opinion, I.
[00:05:24]  Oh, God, Engineer.
[00:05:25]  It happened again.
[00:05:26]  Fuck you.
[00:05:27]  Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
[00:05:29]  I did not want to come up here tonight, okay?
[00:05:32]  I mean, I'm a little melancholy that I've got to sacrifice my weekend so I can conduct goddamn broadcasts so that you folks can sit here and wax your carrot tooth for Christ's sake, man.
[00:05:42]  All right.
[00:05:43]  I mean, look, I took Friday off because I need a little bit of a remnants of a weekend, okay?
[00:05:48]  I mean, you understand, I'm an old guy here, okay?
[00:05:51]  I'm an old guy, and weekends don't come around that often.
[00:05:54]  As a matter of fact, they're becoming more and less and less frequent as the more I age, okay?
[00:06:00]  And let me tell you, I love the weekends, man.
[00:06:02]  There's a fucking spirit about the weekends that I love to celebrate, and I just, I can't do it by doing Friday shows and Saturday shows.
[00:06:12]  So I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do here.
[00:06:14]  And all of you people that are calling me a lazy ass, I'm not a lazy ass.
[00:06:17]  What are you fucking talking about, man?
[00:06:20]  I conduct fucking just non-stop six to seven-hour broadcast with a maybe a minute piss break.
[00:06:27]  Nobody's doing that in any medium today.
[00:06:30]  So what the hell are you talking about that I'm fucking lazy?
[00:06:32]  Look, assholes, you shut up in the chat.
[00:06:35]  I'm not kidding around, dude.
[00:06:36]  I'm not going to sit here and stick around for this crap.
[00:06:39]  I mean, if I'm going to sit here and waste a Saturday night and just be nothing but a goddamn cyberbully punching bag for you scumbags, why the hell am I going to be here?
[00:06:49]  Jesus Christ.
[00:06:50]  And by the way, it's episode 13, 13, 13.
[00:06:55]  For all those folks that are wondering what Saturday Night Troll Show episode this is, look.
[00:07:03]  This is just getting to me, folks.
[00:07:04]  It's just getting to me for Christ's sake.
[00:07:06]  What is this?
[00:07:06]  Ah, yeah.
[00:07:07]  Yeah, okay.
[00:07:08]  Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
[00:07:10]  Real fucking funny.
[00:07:11]  Look, this is getting me, folks.
[00:07:13]  I'm serious, man.
[00:07:14]  I mean, I love my weekends.
[00:07:16]  I love celebrating the weekend, man.
[00:07:18]  And, you know, hold on, what is this?
[00:07:20]  Soccer update.
[00:07:23]  Soccer update.
[00:07:24]  You know what?
[00:07:25]  Fuck it.
[00:07:25]  Nobody gives a fucking shit about that fruity assistant.
[00:07:28]  No shit.
[00:07:29]  I hate soccer.
[00:07:31]  Oh, no, ghost, what happened to you?
[00:07:33]  What?
[00:07:34]  It looks like you have a Whittle Soil diaper.
[00:07:36]  Ah, fuck.
[00:07:36]  Engineer up.
[00:07:37]  And the engineer's off tonight, by the way.
[00:07:39]  Soccer update, all right?
[00:07:41]  Local live haul.
[00:07:42]  Fried Rice Square.
[00:07:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:44]  10,000 not-so-fortunate fortune cookies at TNS.
[00:07:48]  That is not funny.
[00:07:50]  Dude, considering that we are in a serious situation in Hong Kong, the communist government of China is going to have Gentleman Square 2.0 out there here in the coming weeks.
[00:08:01]  I can't believe that you people could even be macabre enough to even kid around about that shit.
[00:08:05]  But then again, you know, this is the toxic community that everybody talks about about me.
[00:08:11]  Whenever they refer to ghost politics or the ghost show or true capitalist radio, the first thing that comes to their mind is, oh, he has such a toxic community.
[00:08:20]  I don't want to have anything to do with that.
[00:08:22]  I mean, they're very scary incel, very scary neckbeard forever alones.
[00:08:27]  And I just don't want to have nothing to do with that.
[00:08:30]  That's fucking great, dude.
[00:08:31]  All right.
[00:08:32]  That's fucking great.
[00:08:33]  All right.
[00:08:33]  Look, I've got a few things planned, but since we already have $18.66 buckers in the place, and they're both by Geno, let's get into those.
[00:08:44]  And I'm going to get into some other things.
[00:08:45]  I'm going to try to spread the gambit on this Saturday Night Troll show and internet tomfoolery.
[00:08:51]  Obviously, we're going to have Raider Graffiti later on the broadcast, but I'm thinking also, we got to call the date line, baby.
[00:08:57]  All right.
[00:08:58]  I've got so many minutes that I've got purchased that are unused on the dateline.
[00:09:02]  We're going to be doing that as well.
[00:09:04]  We're going to be talking about a lot of things, but since we've got Geno X 1987 hooking it up with an $18.66 bucker here, we're going to go to this.
[00:09:14]  What is this, girl?
[00:09:16]  Who the hell is this?
[00:09:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:18]  Protesters in Hong Kong are forming a chain of hands, even over entire mountains, to protest the police.
[00:09:24]  Peace is right.
[00:09:26]  Peace is nice.
[00:09:26]  Peace is better than chicken and rice.
[00:09:29]  Oh, dude, what the fuck was that?
[00:09:32]  What the hell was that?
[00:09:35]  There was this evil mirror.
[00:09:36]  I found you an ethos.
[00:09:37]  Mind you raiding her before you start anything else.
[00:09:40]  We'll get to ethos in a minute, okay?
[00:09:43]  We'll get to ethos in just a second, for Christ's sake.
[00:09:46]  All right, evil mirror.
[00:09:47]  We're not even 10 minutes in, and you're already bitching and crying like a woman.
[00:09:51]  Hey, what are you talking about?
[00:09:53]  What kind of a badass cries like a little bitch about?
[00:09:56]  I'm fucking giving you my Saturdays.
[00:09:58]  I'm giving you my weekends, Spermy the butt hamster.
[00:10:02]  I'm giving you my fucking weekends here.
[00:10:06]  And who the hell did that $73?
[00:10:08]  Don't count my fucking shekels, you idiots.
[00:10:11]  All right, that's fucking my business.
[00:10:13]  Don't count my shekels.
[00:10:16]  Oh my god, here's my real second one.
[00:10:19]  My real second one.
[00:10:20]  That's more like your third one, dude.
[00:10:22]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:23]  I already got to play like three of them for you.
[00:10:27]  All right.
[00:10:27]  Don't count my shekels, idiots.
[00:10:29]  All right, look, let's go ahead and get to these $18.66 bucker out here.
[00:10:33]  Once again, there are no more 15 bucker.
[00:10:35]  We've raised them to $18.66.
[00:10:39]  So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to Geno X 1987.
[00:10:44]  This is the first one.
[00:10:44]  He actually donated this before we even started the damn show.
[00:10:48]  So let's see what Geno X 1987 has got in store for us.
[00:10:52]  We know that he's a little bit strange in the department of picking these goddamn these videos.
[00:10:58]  So let's see what the hell is this?
[00:11:00]  What exactly are you showing us?
[00:11:02]  This is Geno X 1987 donating $18.66, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[00:11:10]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[00:11:12]  What is this?
[00:11:12]  Just let me do the topic.
[00:11:14]  Shut up.
[00:11:15]  What the hell is this?
[00:11:17]  Turn this up.
[00:11:18]  Hey, it's Dennis Hopper.
[00:11:20]  Boys, sit down.
[00:11:23]  How's the field of local love?
[00:11:25]  Hold on, hold on just a second.
[00:11:26]  We're watching Geno's here.
[00:11:28]  What is this?
[00:11:29]  Olive Yaksloff, what is it?
[00:11:31]  Hey, ghost, hope you're having a good night.
[00:11:33]  And the past few days, I've been cracking open a cold one for you.
[00:11:36]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:11:38]  I really do appreciate it.
[00:11:40]  And cheers to Olive Yaksloff.
[00:11:42]  And SpongeBob in Hong Kong did an $18.66 bucker.
[00:11:45]  We're getting to them right now.
[00:11:46]  We're watching Geno's right now.
[00:11:49]  This is the first one by Geno X 1987.
[00:11:52]  Jesus Christ, look at how young John Liguazamo looks.
[00:11:55]  You look like hell.
[00:11:56]  And there's Dennis Hopper.
[00:11:57]  I'm Larry Lasser.
[00:12:01]  Isn't that a guy from Roger Rabbit?
[00:12:03]  Conda, Dactyl, and Cohen.
[00:12:07]  Who sent you?
[00:12:08]  The hell is this?
[00:12:09]  Is it?
[00:12:10]  No, I'm from that little part of all of us that can't stand to see.
[00:12:14]  Is this like a Super Mario Brothers movie?
[00:12:16]  Yeah, bet.
[00:12:17]  I never saw that movie.
[00:12:19]  I thought it was obnoxious.
[00:12:23]  I don't think you want to do that.
[00:12:25]  Why?
[00:12:28]  That Koopa clown is one evil.
[00:12:35]  The Koopa clown.
[00:12:36]  Here, let me move this a little bit so everybody can get everything.
[00:12:38]  There we go.
[00:12:39]  Now, where is that meteorite piece?
[00:12:44]  Meteorite piece.
[00:12:48]  The what? What? What?
[00:12:58]  What the heck?
[00:13:03]  Oh, man.
[00:13:04]  No one touches President Koopa.
[00:13:08]  No, Koopa.
[00:13:09]  Well, you just said you were walking.
[00:13:11]  Evil, egg-sucking son of a snake.
[00:13:15]  Spontaneous violence.
[00:13:17]  Everybody's got a watch that right now, man.
[00:13:21]  Hold on.
[00:13:21]  Hey, hold on.
[00:13:22]  Hold on.
[00:13:23]  Hold on.
[00:13:23]  We're watching something here.
[00:13:24]  Hold on.
[00:13:25]  Today's senior citizen from Texas.
[00:13:27]  I'd like to remind you that I donated $101 and you didn't roast Captain Desi like I requested.
[00:13:33]  What are you talking about?
[00:13:34]  I did roast Captain Desi.
[00:13:36]  What are you talking about?
[00:13:38]  Remember, I said that he was so dumb.
[00:13:39]  He tried to can't drown a fish.
[00:13:42]  Had a long talk with my brothers today.
[00:13:44]  Hey, what up, Manbeer Pig?
[00:13:46]  We reached a consensus about what to do with everything.
[00:13:49]  It won't be easy, but we just have to keep moving forward.
[00:13:53]  I hear you.
[00:13:54]  Cheers.
[00:13:55]  Cheers to Manbir Pig, man.
[00:13:56]  Cheers to you, man.
[00:13:57]  I know you're suffering through some things.
[00:13:59]  And that was the end of the $18.66 bucker that was requested by Geno X1987.
[00:14:07]  And hey, ST Mike, I roasted Dessey is right.
[00:14:11]  And I do remember the $101 that you donated.
[00:14:14]  Cheers to that as well.
[00:14:16]  And not to mention, weren't you trying to make it rain to one-up Captain Desi to begin with?
[00:14:22]  I mean, wasn't that the whole intention?
[00:14:24]  So you did it.
[00:14:25]  You flex nuts there, ST Mike.
[00:14:27]  You flex nuts.
[00:14:29]  What is this?
[00:14:30]  No one gives a fuck if you enjoy your weekends, you fat lazy.
[00:14:34]  Oh, great.
[00:14:34]  Stop crying, man.
[00:14:35]  Thank you very much, Will Walsh.
[00:14:38]  Fuck you.
[00:14:38]  Quit slacking.
[00:14:39]  Yeah, slack this.
[00:14:40]  All right.
[00:14:41]  Why don't you slack this?
[00:14:44]  Jesus Christ with these people, man.
[00:14:47]  Unappreciative like a mofo, man.
[00:14:51]  What is this?
[00:14:52]  L-O-B-M-B-P.
[00:14:54]  I don't, you fucking dare.
[00:15:02]  All right, we got another $18.66 bucker by what inner circle meeting?
[00:15:07]  That's bullshit.
[00:15:09]  Fucking inner circle meeting.
[00:15:10]  Go fuck yourselves, man.
[00:15:12]  Don't make fun of the inner circle.
[00:15:13]  Do you understand that?
[00:15:15]  The inner circle, they're my friends.
[00:15:17]  They're my family.
[00:15:18]  Don't you fucking go there.
[00:15:21]  All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:15:24]  We've got Geno X 1987 once again.
[00:15:28]  Hold on, Monday, Matt.
[00:15:30]  Play whole thing.
[00:15:31]  It's only two minutes.
[00:15:32]  All right, well, I'll do it here, man.
[00:15:34]  We're getting them piled up on us early in the broadcast here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:15:38]  So I'm going to try to run through these as fast as possible.
[00:15:41]  The 13th edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:15:44]  Here we go again.
[00:15:45]  This is by Geno X1987, who requested this.
[00:15:50]  Once again, we all know GenoX1987.

=== Inner Circle Drama Explodes (14:53) ===

[00:15:53]  What is this, Gino?
[00:15:54]  What do we got now?
[00:15:58]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:15:59]  Hold on.
[00:15:59]  Hey, calm down for Christ's sake.
[00:16:02]  Ashley.
[00:16:03]  Keep inner circle business in the inner circle.
[00:16:05]  WTF.
[00:16:07]  Yeah, I heard that, Ashley.
[00:16:09]  I heard that, man.
[00:16:09]  Cheers to Ashley, by the way.
[00:16:11]  Thank you very much, man.
[00:16:13]  Let's go ahead and let's see what fucking Gino was trying to get us.
[00:16:18]  We got a car here.
[00:16:20]  What the fuck?
[00:16:21]  Hold on, Gino.
[00:16:22]  the fuck is this?
[00:16:29]  What the hell is this?
[00:16:30]  It looks like some kind of a cartoon prostitute driving in the fucking Nevada desert.
[00:16:37]  Her tummy, her stomach is rumbling?
[00:16:42]  She's going to go into a port-a-potty?
[00:16:45]  Dude, what the fuck is this?
[00:16:52]  What the fuck is this?
[00:17:00]  I mean, is this what you're watching?
[00:17:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:17:06]  And you thought I'd be interested in this in some sick capacity, Gina.
[00:17:10]  Good God, man Now we've got Oh, my God.
[00:17:19]  Now we've got cartoon-fetish women idiots that are out here wanting to hear these cartoon women take a dump.
[00:17:25]  I mean, Jesus, fuck.
[00:17:28]  What is this, Gino?
[00:17:30]  I feel not better.
[00:17:31]  What the fuck was that about?
[00:17:33]  What the fuck was that about is right, Gino.
[00:17:36]  What the fuck was that about, for Christ's sake?
[00:17:41]  Fuck you.
[00:17:42]  I'm going to keep counting your shekels, bitch.
[00:17:43]  Stop fucking around.
[00:17:44]  Stop counting my shekels, you piece of shit.
[00:17:47]  It's none of your damn business.
[00:17:50]  Fucking, why don't you take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, man?
[00:17:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:55]  This is like stalking behavior.
[00:17:58]  You understand that?
[00:18:00]  And Gino, you're a sick bastard, man.
[00:18:02]  Fucking having some cartoon fetished woman taking a dump in a goddamn shit stall in the middle of the desert.
[00:18:08]  The hell kind of garbage is this?
[00:18:12]  All right, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:18:15]  And guess what?
[00:18:16]  Again, again, Geno X1987.
[00:18:21]  What are you trying to do to us, Gino, huh?
[00:18:23]  It's a Saturday night for Christ's sake.
[00:18:25]  We're trying to be bros here.
[00:18:27]  All right, the past two goddamn videos that you've been donating, dude, it's just, it's sick crap.
[00:18:33]  It's sick garbage.
[00:18:35]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:18:37]  This next one, once again, Gino X1987.
[00:18:40]  Everybody knows him now.
[00:18:42]  He's infamous.
[00:18:42]  And what is this?
[00:18:45]  What is this?
[00:18:47]  Your shekels are my business.
[00:18:49]  Fuck you.
[00:18:49]  All right.
[00:18:50]  Fuck you, you idiot.
[00:18:51]  You're a stalking bastard.
[00:18:53]  Stop counting my shekels, man.
[00:18:56]  And look, there's ST Mike.
[00:18:57]  I must have missed it.
[00:18:59]  My bad.
[00:18:59]  Here's a video.
[00:19:00]  Oh, really?
[00:19:01]  Oh, yeah, I know you should have.
[00:19:04]  Dude, I can't believe you missed it.
[00:19:06]  All right.
[00:19:07]  I said, hey, hey, hey, Desi, you're so dumb you tried to trown a fish.
[00:19:11]  Hey, hey, Desi, you sold your car for gasoline and shit like that.
[00:19:14]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
[00:19:16]  I remember saying it.
[00:19:18]  And moreover, I remember telling everybody, hey, you know, it's all in good fun, Dessey, all right?
[00:19:23]  What is this?
[00:19:24]  The true word of God.
[00:19:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:27]  Hey, the true word of God.
[00:19:29]  You put an 18-bucker in 69 center, but you forgot the link.
[00:19:34]  You forgot the link.
[00:19:35]  This is what the engineer has to clean up every night.
[00:19:38]  Oh, fuck you.
[00:19:39]  All right, ghost getting cleaned up.
[00:19:40]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:19:42]  Hey, the true word of God who donated $18.69.
[00:19:47]  You forgot your link, so, you know, make sure to send it so I can play your link, dude.
[00:19:52]  People seem to forget that.
[00:19:54]  And, you know, it happens.
[00:19:55]  You know, you're excited.
[00:19:57]  You want to fucking show me some sick garbage or something, and you forget the whole link.
[00:20:03]  All right, here it is.
[00:20:04]  Geno X 1987 with another $18.66 bucker.
[00:20:10]  Let's go ahead and play.
[00:20:11]  This is Geno X 1987.
[00:20:12]  Here it is.
[00:20:15]  What the hell is that?
[00:20:17]  Dude, what the fuck is this?
[00:20:22]  What the hell is this, dude?
[00:20:24]  Ah!
[00:20:26]  What the fuck, Gino?
[00:20:30]  What the fuck?
[00:20:34]  What the fuck?
[00:20:36]  Oh my god!
[00:20:48]  No.
[00:20:49]  No.
[00:20:50]  Oh!
[00:20:53]  Gino, why?
[00:20:54]  You sick fuck!
[00:20:58]  Oh my god, dude.
[00:21:02]  Oh my god, this is disgusting.
[00:21:04]  Now he's imploding.
[00:21:06]  He's fucking imploding.
[00:21:08]  And what the hell is coming?
[00:21:09]  Dude, what the fuck am I watching, dude?
[00:21:11]  What is this?
[00:21:14]  What is this?
[00:21:17]  Gino, what the fuck is this?
[00:21:20]  Oh, God.
[00:21:24]  Man, Gino, you got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[00:21:26]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:21:28]  I'm trying to tell you right now, face to face.
[00:21:30]  You got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[00:21:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:21:35]  I'm sorry, folks, if you're getting offended by this.
[00:21:38]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[00:21:41]  Once again, this is Geno X 1987.
[00:21:44]  This is the kind of garbage he likes to fucking donate.
[00:21:47]  He makes everybody sick.
[00:21:49]  I mean, look at the chat room.
[00:21:50]  They're all puking.
[00:21:51]  They're barfing.
[00:21:52]  They're getting sick.
[00:21:56]  What the hell is this?
[00:21:57]  What the hell?
[00:21:58]  Something on his schlong.
[00:22:00]  There's something on his schlong.
[00:22:03]  Oh, my God.
[00:22:08]  What the hell was that?
[00:22:09]  I mean, are you kidding?
[00:22:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:22:11]  Take it off.
[00:22:13]  Take it off.
[00:22:15]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:22:16]  She's going to shove it.
[00:22:20]  All right.
[00:22:20]  That's enough.
[00:22:21]  All right.
[00:22:22]  That's it, dude.
[00:22:23]  We can't do this anymore, man.
[00:22:25]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:22:27]  Geno X 1987.
[00:22:29]  You're going to be fucking yanked off of Mark Vaughn's site here.
[00:22:33]  All right.
[00:22:34]  You're going to get me fucking yanked off for this for this shit, man.
[00:22:38]  I mean, this, first of all, you got this stupid redneck with something on his schlong.
[00:22:42]  Then he bends over and shows a bare ass.
[00:22:45]  And then all of a sudden, the fucking bitch that's wearing a turban, well, I don't know why the fuck she's wearing a goddamn beekeeper suit shoves a goddamn mock broom up his ass.
[00:22:56]  All right.
[00:22:57]  That's fucking sick, dude.
[00:23:00]  You got a lot of fucking problems, Gino.
[00:23:02]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:23:04]  And hey, God speaks to her.
[00:23:05]  I got it.
[00:23:06]  I got you, man.
[00:23:06]  Thank you very much.
[00:23:07]  Look, I'm sorry, folks, if y'all weren't ready for that.
[00:23:12]  I mean, these are people that are donating this, and they're obligating me to watch this.
[00:23:16]  What is this?
[00:23:21]  What the hell?
[00:23:22]  I fake Durai.
[00:23:24]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[00:23:26]  All right, here we go again.
[00:23:28]  Let's get to the next one here because we're getting them piled up here.
[00:23:31]  $18.66 bucker here.
[00:23:34]  SpongeBob in Hong Kong requested this one here.
[00:23:38]  SpongeBob in Hong Kong.
[00:23:40]  I wonder what the hell this one is about.
[00:23:43]  SpongeBob in Hong Kong.
[00:23:44]  I fucking hate SpongeBob, dude.
[00:23:46]  This better not be a SpongeBob bullshit.
[00:23:48]  I hate SpongeBob.
[00:23:50]  Of course.
[00:23:51]  Of course it is.
[00:23:52]  And what is this?
[00:23:53]  Hold on, SpongeBob SquarePants in China, full episode.
[00:23:57]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:23:58]  Who the fuck requested this?
[00:24:00]  SpongeBob in Hong Kong requested this.
[00:24:03]  Play it.
[00:24:03]  Are you ready, kids?
[00:24:05]  Aye, aye, Honorable Chairman.
[00:24:08]  What the fuck?
[00:24:12]  It's fucking Chairman Mao.
[00:24:14]  Oh, who lives in a bigger button on the seafloor?
[00:24:16]  Stand to Bob the Swear Pants!
[00:24:18]  Who loves his brainwashing and all these women?
[00:24:20]  Come on, man.
[00:24:21]  Who did this?
[00:24:22]  Strong Chinese army.
[00:24:23]  Something you did.
[00:24:24]  Who the fuck did this?
[00:24:26]  Then stop asking questions and to get back to work.
[00:24:30]  Episode four, back to work!
[00:24:32]  But they went there for Sunday morning in our glorious People's Republic.
[00:24:36]  Better check my mandatory government calendar.
[00:24:39]  I wonder what I get to do today.
[00:24:42]  Oh, goody!
[00:24:43]  I get to go to work again.
[00:24:45]  Good morning, China.
[00:24:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:47]  Good morning, Price.
[00:24:49]  Good morning, Morten.
[00:24:52]  Greetings, Patrick.
[00:24:53]  You better.
[00:24:54]  All right, who did this?
[00:24:55]  This is fairly amusing.
[00:24:57]  This is fairly amusing here.
[00:25:02]  I have decided to take the day off.
[00:25:06]  Day off.
[00:25:08]  You must be pulling my leg.
[00:25:09]  Stop making humor before someone sees you, fool.
[00:25:13]  You are a fool.
[00:25:14]  I have used Google to learn about Western customs leisure time, put it break, and actually being paid.
[00:25:22]  I did not find those things when I searched Chinese Google.
[00:25:27]  Use your head.
[00:25:28]  Only through soul-crushing labor can we provide the West with affordable products like nicey shoes, electronic dartboards, dirt bikes, ock puppets, rubber dog poop, yeah, clothing, mother handbags, computer tips, and that can be.
[00:25:44]  That's actually actually accurate, but not anymore.
[00:25:47]  Not with Trump, baby, not with Donald Trump.
[00:25:50]  Don't you dream of a world where we can actually afford to buy the horroriest rubber dog poop we make?
[00:25:58]  Oh, no.
[00:25:59]  And now you're having dreams, too?
[00:26:02]  Listen, Mark.
[00:26:03]  I'm just trying to exercise my freedom of speech.
[00:26:07]  Oh, I wish you hadn't said that.
[00:26:10]  What the fuck?
[00:26:13]  Thought police.
[00:26:15]  Oh, my God.
[00:26:16]  All right, look, that was fairly decent.
[00:26:18]  All right, that was fairly decent, okay?
[00:26:20]  All right.
[00:26:21]  Hopefully, because we have so many goddamn cartoon-fetished idiots all across the country, hopefully they watch that and absorb the seriousness of how the Chinese government of fucking communist government of China, I mean, are a bunch of totalitarian freaks and they need to be stopped.
[00:26:37]  All right.
[00:26:38]  What is this?
[00:26:39]  Another one by Gino?
[00:26:41]  Another one by Geno X1987.
[00:26:44]  All right.
[00:26:45]  I'll get to yours in just a second.
[00:26:46]  We've got a whole bunch of them piled up here.
[00:26:49]  So I want to kind of get this done in the beginning of the damn show because I got some things to talk about.
[00:26:54]  I want to go into a bug.
[00:26:56]  We'll go into Insta Thoughts.
[00:26:59]  We'll go into the date line.
[00:27:00]  We got a lot of stuff here to do, but let me get to these $18.66 bucker here.
[00:27:06]  And what is this?
[00:27:08]  I faked Raj.
[00:27:11]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:27:12]  I know what you're fucking making me try to say, you piece of shit.
[00:27:15]  Fuck you.
[00:27:18]  Inner Circle Meeting is next, okay?
[00:27:21]  Inner Circle meeting requested this $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:27:26]  So let's go ahead and see what the hell the...aw, you fucking son of a bitch.
[00:27:33]  Inner Circle Meeting requested this side of the bitch.
[00:27:36]  Take a look.
[00:27:36]  Play it.
[00:27:36]  Play, you fucking piece of shit.
[00:27:39]  Inner circle meeting.
[00:27:44]  What the nigga was that?
[00:27:47]  This is not an inner circle meeting.
[00:27:48]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:27:50]  All right.
[00:27:50]  Hold on.
[00:27:50]  Pause this.
[00:27:52]  Pause this.
[00:27:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:54]  Type cap to ban Captain Dessey.
[00:27:56]  Hey, ghost.
[00:27:57]  Captain Autism.
[00:27:58]  Still saving for the car repairs.
[00:28:00]  So just popping in to say hi quick.
[00:28:03]  I hope you're doing well.
[00:28:04]  I'll catch you in a bit.
[00:28:06]  I appreciate your Captain Autism.
[00:28:09]  But can you chill out on the band Captain Dessey stuff?
[00:28:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:28:14]  Five nights soiling wheelchairs.
[00:28:16]  All right, I'll get to your fucking $18.66 bucker.
[00:28:20]  Art Hammond!
[00:28:22]  Art Hammond!
[00:28:24]  Oh my god!
[00:28:25]  I'm just passing by gracing everyone with my presence.
[00:28:28]  I'm just reminding my fans to type AF.
[00:28:31]  What do you think you're a big fucking star now or something?
[00:28:33]  I love you guys.
[00:28:35]  Wait, hold on.
[00:28:35]  You shit out a couple of songs that you sing and then you think you're a fucking big-time star?
[00:28:39]  What are you, a fucking diva?
[00:28:41]  Art Hammond?
[00:28:42]  Huh?
[00:28:43]  Fucking Arn Hammond.
[00:28:43]  He's a fucking diva over here, for Christ's sake.
[00:28:46]  Look, let's look at the rest of the so-called inner circle meeting who requested this $18.66 bucker.
[00:28:53]  And this is not an inner circle meeting.
[00:28:55]  This is not, and I don't condone this.
[00:28:58]  That you did to a minority sweet.
[00:29:01]  Yeah.
[00:29:01]  I tripped a beater while I was walking down the stairs of the Walmart the other day.
[00:29:05]  What the fuck are you kidding?
[00:29:07]  This is not an inner circle meeting.
[00:29:09]  They made them pay for them!
[00:29:16]  This is stupid.
[00:29:18]  This is so stupid.
[00:29:21]  what he deserves.
[00:29:22]  Team!
[00:29:27]  Next.
[00:29:28]  It bet me good.
[00:29:29]  Here.
[00:29:30]  All right, look, I don't know how long you want me to go on with this.
[00:29:33]  This is not an inner circle meeting.
[00:29:35]  All right, we are not racist.
[00:29:39]  You know what?
[00:29:42]  I did knee an Indian guy in the ball.
[00:29:44]  That's funny.
[00:29:47]  Yeah, send them Indians back to Africa.
[00:29:49]  But you want to hear something real fucked up from awesome that I did?
[00:29:53]  All right.
[00:29:55]  This is not an inner circle meeting, okay?
[00:29:57]  Baird Grimm is M-U-H-Boy.
[00:29:59]  Type Cap forever.
[00:30:01]  Fuck the outer circle.
[00:30:03]  What?
[00:30:03]  Baird Grimm is my boy.
[00:30:05]  Type Cap forever.
[00:30:07]  Fuck the outer circle.
[00:30:08]  Oh.
[00:30:09]  Look, hold on.
[00:30:11]  We've been having some drama as of late relating to folks that listen to the broadcast, and they've been airing their drama on text-to-speech and in chat rooms.
[00:30:19]  And I want to be honest with you, I don't like it.
[00:30:22]  All right.
[00:30:22]  Save the drama for your mama.
[00:30:24]  I don't like this shit.
[00:30:26]  Okay?
[00:30:27]  Fucking.
[00:30:28]  And whoever the hell donated inner circle meeting that it's a clan meeting, you're a piece of shit.
[00:30:32]  All right.
[00:30:34]  All right.
[00:30:34]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:30:39]  All right.
[00:30:39]  The next one is by Mundane Matt.
[00:30:41]  Mundane Matt requested this one here.
[00:30:44]  And long time no see there, mundane Matt.

=== Baird Grimm Type Cap Forever (15:33) ===

[00:30:46]  Huh?
[00:30:47]  You get a little fucking little intimidated by old ghost over here, flexing nuts, boy.
[00:30:51]  I don't blame you, mundane Matt.
[00:30:53]  I don't fucking blame you.
[00:30:54]  But let's see what the hell it is.
[00:30:56]  He says, play the whole thing.
[00:30:57]  It's only two minutes.
[00:30:58]  All right.
[00:30:59]  So what is this, mundane man?
[00:31:00]  What the hell?
[00:31:01]  What the hell is this?
[00:31:02]  Hold on.
[00:31:02]  I don't like this.
[00:31:04]  I don't like this.
[00:31:05]  There's not too many views on this.
[00:31:07]  All right.
[00:31:07]  Mundane Matt requested this one here.
[00:31:10]  Here it is.
[00:31:14]  Yeah.
[00:31:15]  The hell is this?
[00:31:17]  Why don't you make me?
[00:31:20]  I'll beat your ass if you come in here, man.
[00:31:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:22]  No.
[00:31:23]  Is this a millennial?
[00:31:25]  Fucking ass, man.
[00:31:26]  Threatening his father?
[00:31:28]  I'll beat your motherfucking ass.
[00:31:29]  You hear me?
[00:31:30]  I'll beat your motherfucking ass.
[00:31:33]  Don't play with me, boy.
[00:31:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:36]  Don't play with me, boy.
[00:31:36]  Look at this.
[00:31:38]  All these instruments, not a paying gig.
[00:31:40]  Look at this.
[00:31:40]  Damn, you guys are making me fight my family.
[00:31:43]  Look at this shit.
[00:31:49]  I swear to God, you guys.
[00:31:50]  And what's up with the fucking hairstyle?
[00:31:52]  Is this the new thing for punk rockers?
[00:31:54]  And, you know, metalheads, fucking.
[00:31:57]  You might get my computer taken away, but I'll get it.
[00:32:00]  The Chia Pet look.
[00:32:01]  I'll get it back, motherfucker.
[00:32:03]  I'll get it back, motherfucker.
[00:32:05]  Fuck you.
[00:32:08]  Sick of this goddamn shit.
[00:32:10]  I'm a grown-ass man, motherfucker.
[00:32:12]  If you're a grown-ass man, get the hell out.
[00:32:15]  Get the hell out.
[00:32:17]  GET THE HELL OUT OF THE STREET!
[00:32:31]  I don't need this goddamn shit.
[00:32:33]  Well, then get out and go get a job, boy.
[00:32:35]  You motherfucker, Chris.
[00:32:36]  Listen to me, you piece of shit.
[00:32:38]  I will have the last laugh with you.
[00:32:40]  I will fucking have the last laugh.
[00:32:43]  You may have fucking ruined my family, but I'm going to find out where you live, and I'm going to fucking end your life.
[00:32:48]  You understand that, Chris?
[00:32:49]  I mean, what's the premise of this?
[00:32:52]  Hold on, what's the premise of this?
[00:32:54]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:32:55]  Spam chat with kick desk, stop.
[00:32:59]  Just stop.
[00:33:00]  All right.
[00:33:01]  Does anybody know the premise of why this guy's melting down here and threatening to beat his dad and to kill viewer?
[00:33:08]  Who is this guy?
[00:33:09]  Does anybody know who the hell this guy is?
[00:33:11]  This isn't over yet, bro.
[00:33:12]  I'm going to fucking end you, Chris.
[00:33:14]  I know your name.
[00:33:14]  It's Christian Thurston.
[00:33:16]  And I'm coming looking for you, Christian.
[00:33:18]  I'm coming looking for you, Christian.
[00:33:20]  I'm going to fucking end your life.
[00:33:21]  You understand that?
[00:33:22]  I'm going to end your sorry fucking.
[00:33:25]  Are you kidding me?
[00:33:26]  I'm going to switch your dad to the truth, Chris.
[00:33:29]  I'm going to end you.
[00:33:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:32]  Look at this.
[00:33:33]  Look at the psychosis in his eyes.
[00:33:36]  Look at the psychosis in this guy's eyes, for Christ's sake.
[00:33:40]  Who the hell is this guy?
[00:33:42]  Who the hell is this guy?
[00:33:44]  He's threatening to beat up his father.
[00:33:46]  He's threatening to kill his fucking viewers.
[00:33:49]  I mean, who the hell is this guy, for heaven's sake?
[00:33:52]  You should have thrown a little bit of text in the backstory there, mundane Matt, because what the hell was that about?
[00:33:58]  I'll tell you what it's about.
[00:33:59]  Your quintessential millennial rage right there.
[00:34:01]  That's what that is, huh?
[00:34:03]  All right, let's thank you, mundane Matt.
[00:34:05]  Give us a little bit of backstory if you ever do something like that again, man, because that was very interesting to see a millennial meltdown.
[00:34:14]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:34:15]  It's not my fucking son.
[00:34:16]  My fucking son wouldn't be that fruity.
[00:34:19]  All right.
[00:34:21]  Let's see.
[00:34:21]  We got ST Mike.
[00:34:24]  ST Mike in the house here.
[00:34:27]  All right.
[00:34:27]  He did an $18.66 bucker up in here and he said, ah, I must have missed it.
[00:34:31]  My bad.
[00:34:32]  Here is a video to cheer you up.
[00:34:34]  All right.
[00:34:35]  Hey, what is this?
[00:34:35]  Wheelchair Jew?
[00:34:37]  Hey, Bitchler, how are you doing on this niggerly bitch face day?
[00:34:41]  WX in chat.
[00:34:42]  Kagildo fuck ghost through the hole in the bottom of his wheelchair.
[00:34:46]  What?
[00:34:46]  You still need to be a child?
[00:34:47]  What the fuck is that?
[00:34:49]  And clean up the fucking cans, you dirty sense.
[00:34:52]  What the fuck kind of comment was that, Wheelchair Jew?
[00:34:55]  What the fuck was that?
[00:34:56]  Here's Mundane Matt.
[00:34:57]  Hold on.
[00:34:58]  He said, this guy does some game streaming.
[00:35:01]  He made comments earlier that he would have no problem dating a 12-year-old or a nine-year-old.
[00:35:07]  He was swatted, and in that video, he was yelling at chat as well as his dad.
[00:35:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:35:14]  I mean, somebody must have not taught this little Chia pet how to internet, for heaven's sake.
[00:35:18]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:35:20]  I mean, if you're around these internets, you have to know.
[00:35:22]  You have to know the pending dangers out here.
[00:35:26]  All right, let's go.
[00:35:27]  ST Mike.
[00:35:28]  Let's see what the hell he said.
[00:35:30]  He said, this is going to cheer me up.
[00:35:31]  I doubt it.
[00:35:33]  But once again, cheers to ST Mike for the 101 bucker the other day.
[00:35:38]  Everybody, man.
[00:35:40]  Hey, hold on.
[00:35:40]  What is this?
[00:35:42]  Hold on just a second.
[00:35:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:35:45]  What is this, ST Mike?
[00:35:47]  Hey, everyone.
[00:35:48]  G Davis0213 here, and this is episode 2 of shit that pisses me off.
[00:35:52]  Today's topic: Ghost and the reason he quit.
[00:35:56]  Now, I know what you guys are thinking.
[00:35:58]  Hey, that's the guy who made fun of me because I'm a troll.
[00:36:01]  Or hey, that's the guy who made fun of me because I'm a brony.
[00:36:04]  Well, um, uh, about ghost quitting now, I've read some of y'all's comments, and you said you actually trolled ghost and listened to him.
[00:36:17]  So, ghost, if you're watching this, I don't know if you knew this already, but these people that have told me this, they said stuff like you've helped them too.
[00:36:29]  And I can't honestly say why they trolled you, they probably just thought your reactions were funny and stuff.
[00:36:36]  But if you want to know, it's probably best for them to say it themselves.
[00:36:42]  So, um, but anyway, ghost, we really want you back on True Capitalist Radio.
[00:36:47]  I can't say we all do because maybe a few of the people who commented on my previous videos didn't like you, but still, I'm sure most of us really want you back on True Capitalist Radio because I mean, you've helped lots of Americans here.
[00:37:03]  You really, you really did.
[00:37:06]  And you're probably one of the most reliable people that America has.
[00:37:11]  And from the way I see it, we probably need more people like you.
[00:37:17]  And so, um, but the fact that you quit, shit, that pisses me off.
[00:37:24]  I mean, it was probably the trolls and bronies and stuff.
[00:37:28]  But if it was, then what I just want to tell you is they actually listen to you too, and they actually care about what you say.
[00:37:37]  And even though they troll you, they probably just do it for the reaction.
[00:37:41]  I appreciate it.
[00:37:42]  But I appreciate it.
[00:37:43]  To be honest, you've helped them too.
[00:37:46]  And so, um, please come back to True Capitalist Radio.
[00:37:52]  America, America needs more people like you.
[00:37:57]  And so, uh, thanks for watching.
[00:38:01]  And for those of you who might have a message for Ghost, rate, comment, subscribe, and that's it.
[00:38:08]  G Davis out.
[00:38:10]  Hey, man, that's a real fan right there.
[00:38:13]  You see that?
[00:38:14]  That's a real fan right there.
[00:38:15]  And by the way, three bucker by Monday Matt said, fuck you and your dead granny boomer, by the way.
[00:38:20]  Yeah, fuck you too.
[00:38:21]  All right.
[00:38:22]  I thought we were in a decent fucking conversation setting.
[00:38:25]  And of course, you know, you had to go and do some shit like that.
[00:38:28]  But that's a real fan right there, folks.
[00:38:30]  And I wish there was more people that were out there putting up YouTube videos that weren't afraid to admit that they're a fan of this broadcast.
[00:38:37]  All right.
[00:38:38]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[00:38:39]  Cheers to that gentleman right there who was out there trying to express his inner feelings about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast leaving and expounding it very detailed on the internets.
[00:38:53]  All right, now let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:38:57]  Obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
[00:39:00]  This person that requested this is named Ghost Getting Cleaned Up.
[00:39:05]  I don't like the name of that.
[00:39:06]  I don't like that.
[00:39:07]  I don't like that shit.
[00:39:09]  It says, this is what the engineer has to clean up every night.
[00:39:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:12]  Well, what the hell is that?
[00:39:14]  Ghost getting cleaned up.
[00:39:16]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:39:17]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell they're talking about.
[00:39:19]  Ah, dude.
[00:39:24]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[00:39:26]  And I'm only going to do this for a little bit.
[00:39:28]  Ghost getting cleaned up.
[00:39:29]  Take a look at this.
[00:39:30]  Look at this.
[00:39:33]  Oh, God, dude.
[00:39:34]  Are you fucking kidding?
[00:39:36]  All right, take this shit off.
[00:39:38]  Take it off, dude.
[00:39:40]  Are you kidding me?
[00:39:42]  Oh my God.
[00:39:43]  Look, look!
[00:39:44]  Look at that!
[00:39:45]  What is that?
[00:39:47]  Oh, God!
[00:39:52]  What the hell did this elephant eat?
[00:39:54]  Oh!
[00:39:55]  Oh!
[00:39:56]  All right, we saw it, all right?
[00:39:58]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:02]  I mean, look at this.
[00:40:04]  It's going backwards.
[00:40:05]  It's going back in and it's going back out now.
[00:40:07]  All right.
[00:40:08]  Whoever the hell made this video, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[00:40:11]  All right.
[00:40:12]  And whoever the hell donated this, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[00:40:15]  What was this elephant eating?
[00:40:17]  I mean, oh, oh, God.
[00:40:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:24]  All right.
[00:40:24]  That's it.
[00:40:25]  All right.
[00:40:25]  You get it.
[00:40:26]  You get the real funny ghost getting cleaned up.
[00:40:28]  Real fucking funny, you sick shithead.
[00:40:31]  Real funny.
[00:40:33]  Jesus Christ, that's disgusting.
[00:40:35]  My apologies to the folks that are getting offended to watching this.
[00:40:39]  My apologies, man, but good God.
[00:40:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:40:44]  Every time I say viewer discretion is advised, please remember, we've got people that are donating this so we can watch it, and they're trying to get a little fucking reaction, huh?
[00:40:54]  Ghosts getting cleaned up.
[00:40:56]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[00:40:58]  All right, let's move on.
[00:40:59]  All right, Jesus Christ, we got these things piling up.
[00:41:02]  This next one is by God Speaks to Her.
[00:41:05]  God speaks to her, requested this $18.66 bucker here.
[00:41:10]  Let's see, God speaks to her.
[00:41:12]  What is this?
[00:41:13]  Hold on, put the PC shut on.
[00:41:15]  God speaks to her.
[00:41:16]  What is this?
[00:41:18]  January 13th.
[00:41:20]  What is this?
[00:41:22]  Dearest Gail.
[00:41:23]  As you well know, I've been hard at work solving the dilemma of our current poop pregnancy crisis on board Church of Gail.
[00:41:30]  What?
[00:41:31]  I sit here writing to you now with my exceptionally long penis buried deeply and warmly into my vagina butt.
[00:41:38]  What the fuck is this?
[00:41:41]  Our vagina butt.
[00:41:42]  I couldn't be more thankful than now for the blessing that is my 18.5 inch manhood as the gentle hugging from your vagina inside my rectum is perhaps the source of how is this on YouTube?
[00:41:55]  How do I get banned and yet this sick old bitch can sit here and say this?
[00:42:00]  Somebody explain that shit.
[00:42:02]  One must understand that for a man, pooping is an essential part of their masculinity.
[00:42:07]  Aside from masturbation in the mornings, the evenings, and sometimes afternoons in the workplace bathroom, pooping is one of the most magical and empowering times of the world.
[00:42:18]  What the fuck is this bitch talking about?
[00:42:20]  This is the pain of our swollen bowels combined with the loss of a critically emotional outlet.
[00:42:25]  Hold on.
[00:42:26]  Pause this.
[00:42:27]  Pause this.
[00:42:28]  What is this?
[00:42:30]  Vegan?
[00:42:31]  Hold on.
[00:42:32]  Who?
[00:42:32]  Who the hell donated this?
[00:42:34]  Vegans do more harm to animals.
[00:42:37]  Okay, do not eat veganism.
[00:42:39]  Okay, we got it.
[00:42:40]  All right.
[00:42:41]  Hold on.
[00:42:42]  Does anybody know who this broad is?
[00:42:44]  Who is this kooky broad?
[00:42:46]  who is this fall into depression and a constant line has since formed outside of Gerard Butler's psychiatry office why don't you consent to a colostomy Vladimir Gerard asked No.
[00:42:59]  Vladimir pounded his fist on the table.
[00:43:02]  I mean, is this bitch like creating fan fiction?
[00:43:06]  I mean, is that this old hag school?
[00:43:07]  Like, she's creating fan fictions or some shit?
[00:43:10]  I, Vladimir, hopefully it will not come to that.
[00:43:14]  Gerard replied calmly in his soothing voice.
[00:43:18]  This old bitch is doing fan fictions, for heaven's sake.
[00:43:21]  Soon we men may all poop honorably on our own terms.
[00:43:24]  Similar conversations were had with all of the men.
[00:43:27]  Hold on, calm down.
[00:43:28]  Calm down.
[00:43:28]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:43:29]  What is this?
[00:43:30]  Who the hell donated this?
[00:43:32]  Harold and Kumar.
[00:43:33]  Harold and Kumar.
[00:43:35]  All right, let's play.
[00:43:35]  Hold on.
[00:43:36]  Wait a minute.
[00:43:36]  Hold on.
[00:43:36]  Pause it.
[00:43:37]  Is that a President Trump fucking photo?
[00:43:40]  Is that a President Trump banner or a frame photo in the background for Christ's sake?
[00:43:47]  And what is it, Art Hammond?
[00:43:48]  Well, obviously, people enjoy my presence if they're typing AX in the chat room.
[00:43:54]  By the way, type AX and request a song for me.
[00:43:57]  No, don't, don't.
[00:43:59]  Don't do that.
[00:44:00]  Please don't fucking get it.
[00:44:02]  Don't encourage an Art Hammond.
[00:44:05]  Do not encourage Art Hammond.
[00:44:09]  Trump supporters LOL.
[00:44:12]  Trump supporters LOL.
[00:44:14]  This fucking old kooky bitch here does not signify what your average Trump supporter is, okay?
[00:44:20]  This is just a kooky old bitch for Christ's sake.
[00:44:23]  I mean, I'm going to play a couple more seconds of this, and then we're moving on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:44:29]  For one strange outlier, Bubba, the morbidly obese black Jesuit.
[00:44:34]  Bubba, of course, is not a man on the bank.
[00:44:37]  Black Jesuits.
[00:44:38]  Nor did he receive a vagina butt.
[00:44:40]  However, Bubba, murmuring to himself through tears, has joined the line time and time again to speak with Gerard.
[00:44:48]  Lick my butthole, Bubba would sob.
[00:44:52]  What the fuck is this crazy bitch?
[00:44:56]  I mean, good God!
[00:44:57]  Gerard would say, I cannot understand you.
[00:45:01]  You need me to lick your butthole?
[00:45:03]  It wasn't until after recruiting the help of Q Jackman, who could understand Bubba speak, that we finally figured out what he has been trying to talk to Gerard about.
[00:45:14]  It turns out that poor Bubba has never healed from the loss of his late ginger boyfriend.
[00:45:19]  As you may remember.
[00:45:20]  Oh, God, dude.
[00:45:21]  I mean, this bitch is writing fanfics.
[00:45:25]  Look at this old bitch.
[00:45:27]  Look at this old crazy bitch.
[00:45:29]  The massively obese biological weapon of the old Jesuit order devoured Bubba's ginger boyfriend in one gulp while the two lovers were on a romantic stroll through San Francisco.
[00:45:42]  Bubba had planned to propose to his ginger that same day.
[00:45:46]  He had even had the ring in his pocket.
[00:45:48]  Bubba still.
[00:45:49]  You know, I've had enough of this.
[00:45:51]  I'm sorry.
[00:45:52]  I've had enough of this disgusting.
[00:45:54]  I mean, what is this bitch?
[00:45:55]  This bitch doesn't have a round eye, so she's got to be like fucking some sick fucking soulless Asian, and she's out here getting off to this disgusting shit.
[00:46:04]  I mean, you got to be kidding me, dude.
[00:46:05]  This is disgusting.
[00:46:07]  All right.
[00:46:08]  And how the hell am I banned from YouTube when this bitch is talking about licking fucking butthole pussy or whatever the fuck she's talking about?
[00:46:15]  I mean, it's fucking sick, man.
[00:46:18]  And God speaks to her?

=== Bubba's Ginger Boyfriend Devoured (15:47) ===

[00:46:20]  I'm not you requested this.
[00:46:21]  I mean, did you make that name because she believes that God is speaking to her for Christ's sake?
[00:46:25]  What a kooky broad, man.
[00:46:27]  I'm telling you, man.
[00:46:28]  This is why women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[00:46:31]  I'm just, look, I'm just saying.
[00:46:33]  I'm just saying yet another example of why women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[00:46:39]  All right, let's move on.
[00:46:40]  All right, let's, that was disgusting, folks.
[00:46:42]  I'm sorry for the past couple of fucking goddamn videos.
[00:46:45]  It's been utterly disgusting.
[00:46:47]  But once again, folks, this is the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 13, 13, 13.
[00:46:53]  And we know that there's going to be some internet tomfoolery.
[00:46:56]  And as you can see, this is what you're getting for Christ's sake.
[00:47:00]  What is this?
[00:47:03]  Tommy Parky is a cuck.
[00:47:04]  Who the fuck?
[00:47:05]  Who the fuck is Tommy Parky and who gives a shit?
[00:47:07]  All right?
[00:47:08]  It's a fruity ass name anyway.
[00:47:10]  All right.
[00:47:10]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker obligating me to watch a YouTube video, and that is Geno X 1987 again.
[00:47:20]  All right, what is this?
[00:47:23]  Type Tard to ban Tard Hammond.
[00:47:28]  Captain Neurotypical.
[00:47:30]  And look, there's Art Hammond.
[00:47:33]  I found that weird bitch reading fanfics has a thread on Kiwi Farms.
[00:47:38]  Turns out she's a schizophrenic.
[00:47:39]  Oh, she's a schizophrenia.
[00:47:41]  You could have fooled me, Art Hammond.
[00:47:43]  You could have fooled me.
[00:47:45]  Oh my god.
[00:47:46]  Look, people are typing tard to ban Tard Hammond.
[00:47:50]  Chodi Banks, I'm working in the family carpenter shop tonight, and the show is making me laugh my ass off tonight.
[00:47:56]  Keep it up, ghost.
[00:47:57]  P.S. Fuck Matt for that grandma comment.
[00:48:01]  You're damn right.
[00:48:02]  Thank you, Chodi Banks.
[00:48:03]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:48:05]  I don't know what the hell fucking mundane Matt's problem is.
[00:48:07]  I don't know what any of these trolls' problem is with me, man.
[00:48:10]  The hell did I ever do to you people?
[00:48:11]  I ever did nothing.
[00:48:13]  All right?
[00:48:14]  All I've done is try to do a fucking show.
[00:48:16]  That's all I'm doing.
[00:48:18]  And not to mention, I'm sacrificing my weekends for you people.
[00:48:22]  I'm sacrificing my weekends.
[00:48:24]  And I'm an old guy.
[00:48:25]  I don't have too many weekends left, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:27]  So I wish that you people would have just a little bit of appreciation.
[00:48:31]  Just a bit.
[00:48:32]  That's all.
[00:48:33]  All right.
[00:48:34]  Just a bit.
[00:48:36]  Fuck.
[00:48:37]  All right.
[00:48:37]  Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[00:48:40]  Once again, Gino X 1987.
[00:48:43]  What is this?
[00:48:44]  PX in the chat.
[00:48:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:47]  Type PX in the chat to ban Tommy Parky.
[00:48:50]  Who in the fuck is Tommy Parky?
[00:48:52]  And why should we give two rats asses?
[00:48:55]  Honestly.
[00:48:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:58]  All right.
[00:48:58]  Can we just get to the $18.66 bucker, please?
[00:49:02]  All right.
[00:49:03]  All right, hold on, hold on.
[00:49:04]  This is a goddamn ad.
[00:49:05]  We sure as hell don't want to see some fruity ass little AIDS-infected bastard talking to me in an advertisement.
[00:49:11]  So let's go ahead and skip on that.
[00:49:13]  Oh, I love this.
[00:49:15]  I actually showed this one time there, Geno X1987.
[00:49:20]  And I think everybody that's watching this is going to appreciate it since they're a bunch of cartoon fetish jerk dicks.
[00:49:26]  And once I post it on here, folks, you're going to know: hey, I remember when Ghost showed this.
[00:49:31]  And let me tell you why I showed it.
[00:49:34]  Because it shows some kind of dark spiritual realism that affects you.
[00:49:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:39]  Let me look.
[00:49:39]  Let me just go ahead and show it now.
[00:49:41]  All right.
[00:49:42]  Put the PC shut on.
[00:49:43]  Geno X 1987 requested this.
[00:49:46]  Vapor, the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
[00:49:51]  Welcome to the Mysterious Stranger.
[00:49:54]  Still am.
[00:49:56]  In the field of local.
[00:49:57]  Hey, all right.
[00:49:58]  Look, we get it.
[00:49:59]  Hold on.
[00:49:59]  Hold on just a second.
[00:50:00]  Hold on.
[00:50:02]  Genox 1987.
[00:50:04]  Wait a minute.
[00:50:04]  Wait a minute.
[00:50:05]  Geno equals fail troll.
[00:50:07]  Type new fag to ban Geno X 1987.
[00:50:10]  Why is everybody hating on Geno X 1987, man?
[00:50:14]  Who I am?
[00:50:15]  What the hell is that about?
[00:50:16]  He's just donating some of these freaky videos.
[00:50:18]  He's kind of a freak.
[00:50:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:20]  Type Cap to ban Captain Autism for killing our brain cells with a dead meme and being a bigger fail than Dan and Geno combined.
[00:50:30]  Captain brain damage.
[00:50:32]  All right.
[00:50:33]  A bigger fail than Dan the Mutt and Gino combined.
[00:50:37]  All right, that's enough.
[00:50:38]  All right.
[00:50:40]  All right.
[00:50:40]  Once again, Geno X 1987 requested this.
[00:50:43]  Let's play it.
[00:50:44]  All right.
[00:50:44]  It's a little freaky.
[00:50:45]  So let's play it.
[00:50:49]  Hello.
[00:50:50]  Who are you?
[00:50:52]  Who I am?
[00:50:53]  An angel.
[00:50:54]  In the field of local lives.
[00:50:56]  God damn it.
[00:50:57]  What?
[00:50:58]  What the fuck?
[00:50:59]  I am glad to finally be on your shit list.
[00:51:02]  WX in chat to finger pop ghosts asshole.
[00:51:05]  What the fuck?
[00:51:06]  What kind of sick perversion is that shit?
[00:51:09]  Fucking wheelchair Jew about everything.
[00:51:12]  Fuck you, man.
[00:51:13]  All right.
[00:51:14]  I don't know what kind of a song.
[00:51:16]  You're a fucking sick pervert.
[00:51:17]  That's what you are, wheelchair Jew.
[00:51:20]  That's a fucking.
[00:51:21]  You are a sick fuck.
[00:51:22]  And what?
[00:51:23]  Another $18.66 bucker up there?
[00:51:26]  One episode where you said that this film was an American masterpiece.
[00:51:31]  Okay, well, we'll see what film that is because you may be fucking fibbing.
[00:51:34]  You may be lying your ass off and you may be trying to troll up in here.
[00:51:38]  So, everybody, calm down.
[00:51:39]  Let's watch this Geno X 1987 request.
[00:51:43]  It's rather trippy, all right?
[00:51:44]  Listen.
[00:51:45]  Hello?
[00:51:47]  Who are you?
[00:51:50]  An angel.
[00:51:54]  What's your name?
[00:51:56]  Satan Abbo.
[00:51:59]  What's the matter?
[00:52:01]  Nothing.
[00:52:02]  Only it's sure a sorry name for an angel.
[00:52:08]  Please come in.
[00:52:13]  Come on.
[00:52:14]  Come on.
[00:52:15]  It's just Satan.
[00:52:16]  Let's go check his realm out.
[00:52:18]  Let's go check out his dimension.
[00:52:20]  Why not?
[00:52:21]  Amazingness.
[00:52:22]  It's like an island.
[00:52:36]  How do you learn to do that?
[00:52:39]  I didn't learn it at all.
[00:52:41]  It comes naturally to me, like other curious things.
[00:52:47]  Are you hungry?
[00:52:49]  Sure am what kind of fruit do you like?
[00:52:53]  What kind of fruit do you like?
[00:52:55]  Apples?
[00:52:56]  Grates.
[00:52:59]  The forbidden fruit.
[00:53:09]  What happened to him?
[00:53:16]  Can we help you?
[00:53:18]  You may make some people.
[00:53:22]  I'll make the king and queen.
[00:53:25]  You can make some people.
[00:53:27]  Nothing freaky about this at all, by the way.
[00:53:34]  Look at that little village.
[00:53:40]  There, here's a buddy.
[00:53:42]  Now we'll give them the light.
[00:53:46]  Looks like my pap on Saturday night.
[00:53:50]  Wow, in the field of looking wild.
[00:53:52]  Hold on just a second.
[00:53:53]  Hold on.
[00:53:53]  What?
[00:53:54]  What is it?
[00:53:55]  What?
[00:53:55]  Type Mike to ban ST Mike because he's a stupid hipster from South Carolina and he makes me mad.
[00:54:01]  What?
[00:54:02]  Why is everybody saying type this, type that?
[00:54:05]  Jesus Christ, save the drama for your mama.
[00:54:09]  Jesus Christ, just play the rest of this thing and learn.
[00:54:12]  Such is life.
[00:54:14]  Such is life.
[00:54:43]  Even though you are a worthless, greedy lot.
[00:54:52]  The field of local live hall meant it.
[00:55:08]  What?
[00:55:09]  What?
[00:55:10]  What is it, mundane man?
[00:55:12]  What is it?
[00:55:12]  I didn't send the grandma comment, but I have no problem sending a fuck your grandma comment.
[00:55:19]  But you should know by now I would mention of something about her old stinky dried-up meatbox getting pounded by some jungle bug.
[00:55:29]  Alright, that's enough, you fucking dumb fuck.
[00:55:32]  Fuck you, mundane man.
[00:55:33]  All right, watch the rest of this.
[00:55:35]  Watch it!
[00:55:36]  Such is life on episode 13, 13, 13.
[00:55:41]  Such is life, play it.
[00:55:46]  Strange mortals with curious customs.
[00:55:53]  We'll have a storm now.
[00:55:55]  And an earthquake, if you like.
[00:55:58]  You must stand aside, out of danger.
[00:56:12]  Christ.
[00:56:13]  What?
[00:56:14]  Who donated?
[00:56:16]  Best song in the world.
[00:56:17]  Oh, really?
[00:56:18]  I'm sure it is.
[00:56:20]  Such is life, right, folks?
[00:56:24]  We're born to die.
[00:56:25]  This is perfect to show to your children, huh?
[00:56:50]  For I do not know what it is.
[00:56:55]  You murdered them.
[00:56:57]  Never mind them.
[00:57:00]  People are of no value.
[00:57:03]  We could make more sometime if we need them.
[00:57:08]  Uh-oh.
[00:57:12]  Oh, man.
[00:57:14]  Such is life.
[00:57:15]  Such is life.
[00:57:17]  Anyway, that was a pretty good one there, Geno X 1987.
[00:57:20]  I do remember playing that particular clip, and it is freaky.
[00:57:24]  So, anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning into the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 13.
[00:57:29]  I'd like for everybody to spread it around the internet throughout the world.
[00:57:32]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:57:34]  Hold on.
[00:57:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:35]  Shody Banks, ghost would turn on you.
[00:57:39]  Wait, hold on.
[00:57:39]  Ghost would turn you into Texas.
[00:57:42]  Welcome, Matt, Mundane, Matt.
[00:57:44]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:57:45]  The following is completely innocent.
[00:57:47]  If you find anything at all wrong with this, you're a totally depraved wretch.
[00:57:51]  Oh, really?
[00:57:52]  Oh, okay, great.
[00:57:53]  Oh, yeah, really?
[00:57:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:56]  All right.
[00:57:57]  Hey, what is this, wheelchair Jew?
[00:58:00]  Your mama is the drama, bitch-ass scambler.
[00:58:03]  I love interrupting your 18-bucker and 66 center.
[00:58:07]  Why the fuck did you raise that price, you asshat?
[00:58:11]  You're such a fucking little horror.
[00:58:12]  All right, that's enough for you, you fucking wheelchair Jew bastard.
[00:58:15]  All right, all right, just sit there and shut up.
[00:58:19]  You guys are lucky I'm even here, man.
[00:58:21]  I mean, I'm telling you, I'm sacrificing my weekends for you people, and I'm not getting one fucking element of appreciation from any of you fucks.
[00:58:30]  You know that?
[00:58:31]  I mean, I like fucking partying on the weekend.
[00:58:33]  Look at these fucking, look at these people in the chat room.
[00:58:35]  Go kill yourself, ghost.
[00:58:37]  Look at this.
[00:58:37]  Kill yourself, ghost.
[00:58:39]  Fuck you, ghost.
[00:58:40]  We don't care.
[00:58:42]  Do you see this shit?
[00:58:43]  Why the fuck did I even come on here for Christ's sake?
[00:58:47]  Why?
[00:58:49]  Oh, I mean, just be fucking cyberbully punching bag for you people.
[00:58:53]  That's all I am.
[00:58:55]  That's all I fucking am.
[00:58:57]  Some kind of a goddamn cyberbully punching bag.
[00:59:00]  And everybody thinks it's so fucking cute to be like, yeah, you know what?
[00:59:03]  Fuck ghost.
[00:59:04]  Fuck his granny.
[00:59:04]  Fuck his life.
[00:59:05]  Fuck his wife.
[00:59:06]  Fuck everything.
[00:59:07]  Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:59:13]  Shit.
[00:59:14]  All right, let's move on.
[00:59:15]  All right.
[00:59:15]  I got to get to more of these $18.66 bucker up in here.
[00:59:20]  Five nights soiling wheelchairs requested this one.
[00:59:23]  All right.
[00:59:24]  Five nights soiling wheelchair.
[00:59:26]  What?
[00:59:28]  Is this save your mama for Obama?
[00:59:32]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:59:33]  The video is a bit freaky, but according to the chat, I don't think most people understand what's going on in the video.
[00:59:38]  Of course, they don't.
[00:59:39]  They're idiots.
[00:59:40]  All right.
[00:59:40]  You can thank our public education system and the psychotropic drugs that these kids have been fucking just completely shoved down their throats.
[00:59:49]  You can thank all that.
[00:59:51]  All right, five nights soiling wheelchairs is next.
[00:59:54]  Let's see what the hell this is supposed to be.
[00:59:56]  What the fuck is this?
[00:59:59]  What is this?
[01:00:00]  Hold on.
[01:00:01]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:00:02]  Is this another cartoon turd fucking little segment here?
[01:00:07]  Is that what this is?
[01:00:12]  What the fuck?
[01:00:13]  Jesus.
[01:00:14]  is this man I mean who makes this and why I mean, why?
[01:00:31]  Seriously.
[01:00:32]  What kind of contribution to human enlightenment does this fucking have at all?
[01:00:39]  Toy Chica.
[01:00:40]  I'm so full.
[01:00:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:00:44]  No, man.
[01:00:54]  And look, there's the top.
[01:00:55]  There's the stomach rumble.
[01:00:57]  Oh, this is painful.
[01:00:59]  Oh, good God.
[01:01:01]  Oh, what the fuck?
[01:01:04]  What the fuck is.
[01:01:06]  Oh, God.
[01:01:09]  Oh, fuckin' sick, man!
[01:01:13]  What the fuck, man?
[01:01:25]  I mean, come on.
[01:01:26]  Oh, look, she's, or it is going to the bathroom.
[01:01:30]  I don't want to assume the gender.
[01:01:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:01:33]  Oh, come on, man.
[01:01:36]  Who enjoys this sick crap?
[01:01:38]  Who the fuck would enjoy this sick garbage, man?
[01:01:42]  Oh, God.
[01:01:50]  What the actual fuck?
[01:01:59]  Fucking Hershey squirts.
[01:02:00]  WHAT THE FUCK?!

=== Vegans Make Me Sick (04:06) ===

[01:02:07]  Alright...
[01:02:08]  All right.
[01:02:09]  Yeah, shitter's full.
[01:02:10]  All right.
[01:02:11]  Yeah, shitter's full.
[01:02:12]  Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
[01:02:15]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:02:16]  Shitter's full.
[01:02:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:19]  All right.
[01:02:20]  I don't know.
[01:02:20]  Five nights soiling wheelchairs.
[01:02:22]  You're a sick son of a bitch, man.
[01:02:24]  All right.
[01:02:25]  You're a sick bastard for Christ's sake.
[01:02:27]  Art Hammond.
[01:02:29]  Oh, no.
[01:02:30]  Something different.
[01:02:31]  I'd like to show the kind of fights that happen in.
[01:02:35]  I told you all.
[01:02:36]  I told all of you.
[01:02:38]  All right.
[01:02:39]  Not to encourage Art Hammond.
[01:02:40]  And look, here he is.
[01:02:41]  Look at this.
[01:02:42]  He's going to sing us some more bullshit for Christ's sake.
[01:02:45]  All right.
[01:02:46]  All right.
[01:02:47]  Let's move on to the next one.
[01:02:48]  All right.
[01:02:49]  That five nights soiling wheelchairs is a sick son of a bitch.
[01:02:52]  Let's get to the next one.
[01:02:53]  This next one, $18.66 bucker was requested by vegans do more harm to animals.
[01:03:02]  Vegans do more harm to animals.
[01:03:04]  So let's go ahead.
[01:03:06]  I don't think I like the sound of that name.
[01:03:08]  All right.
[01:03:08]  But let's see what the hell $18.66 bucker they requested.
[01:03:13]  Hold on.
[01:03:14]  Hold on.
[01:03:14]  The vegan cult.
[01:03:16]  Hold on.
[01:03:16]  Let's watch this.
[01:03:17]  This looks interesting.
[01:03:20]  All right.
[01:03:20]  Once again, vegans do more harm to animals requested this.
[01:03:23]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[01:03:26]  Let's play it.
[01:03:26]  Truth be known.
[01:03:27]  Veganism is an absolute bloodbath and torture train.
[01:03:31]  The annual number of animals slaughtered and maimed in the name of grains, nuts, seeds, roots, tubers, fruits, and vegetables is absurdly gargantuan.
[01:03:42]  Farmers routinely unleash an arsenal of deadly weaponry upon squirrels, rabbits, raccoon, mice, rats, possum, groundhogs, ground squirrels, moles, voles, deer, birds, turtles, frogs, bees, aphids, crickets, grasshoppers, worms, interesting counter-argument to veganism.
[01:04:04]  For the nuts, seeds, fruits, leaves, and tubers so sought after by the human herbivore population.
[01:04:11]  Come harvest time, combines and harvesters unavoidably shred millions of living critters who are living and breathing among the crops.
[01:04:20]  It is a cold, cold heart that can ignore the palpable suffering that's required to bring plant-based foods to the plates of very interesting perspective here.
[01:04:30]  Very interesting.
[01:04:34]  The soil tillage kills all sorts of soil life and completely disrupts a healthy soil horizon profile.
[01:04:42]  Each time a farmer tills a field, massive carbon emissions are released from the soil, downgrading soil carbon and quality each and every time.
[01:04:52]  This is the real driving force of global desertification.
[01:04:55]  Then, to keep the vegetable and fruit heathens supplied with their fix, the farmers wage war against nature with the sides.
[01:05:04]  Side is a suffix that means to kill.
[01:05:06]  And boy, do they.
[01:05:08]  These vegetable and fruit farmers spray and sprinkle indiscriminate bactericides, herbicides, insecticides, and rodenticides.
[01:05:17]  In addition to conventional chemical warfare, they also attack with live traps, steel traps, drown traps, pistols, rifles, shotguns, dogs, and grain grinders.
[01:05:30]  All this killing is not just a one-time event either.
[01:05:34]  This is an annual cycle of schizophrenic annual cruelty that repeats itself year in and year out, dealing out misery, bloodshed, and environmental havoc.
[01:05:44]  What do you think about that, vegans?
[01:05:47]  Meanwhile, one pasture-raised, grass-fed cow can feed one human being for three and a half years while not sabotaging human health with the inflammatory excess of omega-6s, toxins, and anti-nutrients that plant foods bring to the table.
[01:06:04]  What do y'all think about that, vegans?
[01:06:05]  Vegans do not love animals.
[01:06:07]  Vegans do not love people.
[01:06:08]  They know that more animals are killed and maimed through veganism than any other way of eating.

=== Annual Cycle of Cruelty (13:23) ===

[01:06:14]  And yet, they push harder because their ultimate schizophrenic goal is to have a suicide and genocide display into a sterile.
[01:06:23]  Come on.
[01:06:26]  Now, that was a good video.
[01:06:27]  That was a very good video.
[01:06:29]  As a matter of fact, everybody should show a vegan that video because these vegans make me fucking sick, all right?
[01:06:36]  I mean, half of them look like they're fucking AIDS victims.
[01:06:38]  They got their chinks sunken in, their eyes sunken in for Christ's sake.
[01:06:42]  They look like they're dying of cancer.
[01:06:43]  And then they try to chastise you because, oh my God, you eat animals?
[01:06:48]  Oh, you heathen, you disgusting pig.
[01:06:51]  Take a look at that right there.
[01:06:53]  That says it all.
[01:06:54]  That says it all.
[01:06:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:06:56]  And what is this?
[01:06:57]  The scat man.
[01:07:00]  Man, I picked up a good tune.
[01:07:02]  Or excuse me.
[01:07:03]  I picked a good night to tune in.
[01:07:05]  Thank you, everyone, for donating towards my fetish.
[01:07:09]  I can practically smell the poo through the screen.
[01:07:13]  All right, that's enough.
[01:07:14]  Fucking sick-ass scat man, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:18]  All right, folks, let's move on.
[01:07:20]  And once again, what we're doing here is we're playing requests by people like you that are obligating me to watch a YouTube video for $18.66.
[01:07:32]  So, with that being said, let's continue going on because we have these people piling them up.
[01:07:36]  And I want to get through these things so we can get to other parts of the broadcast that I'd like to conduct.
[01:07:42]  Hopefully, we can get to that sooner than later.
[01:07:44]  Okay, here we go.
[01:07:45]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
[01:07:48]  It is by somebody by the name of Harold and Kumar.
[01:07:52]  Harold and Kumar requested this.
[01:07:54]  What is this?
[01:07:55]  Anonymous.
[01:07:56]  Anonymous.
[01:07:58]  What's the purpose of veganism anyway?
[01:08:00]  You're still killing and consuming life.
[01:08:02]  Just because you don't understand the purpose of a living being doesn't make the life any less valuable.
[01:08:08]  Every animal has its own purpose on this planet.
[01:08:11]  You're damn right.
[01:08:12]  And look, Anonymous, the reason people are vegans is to be virtue signalers.
[01:08:16]  That's all it is.
[01:08:17]  I mean, we're living in the day and age of being a virtue signaling piece of shit.
[01:08:21]  And you want to know why people like to virtue signal?
[01:08:24]  Because they don't have any kind of significance to their lives.
[01:08:27]  So they have to grasp on to being a vegan or grasp on to being some so-called social justice warrior.
[01:08:36]  And this is what gives their life some kind of value because they've accomplished absolutely nothing.
[01:08:43]  I mean, the biggest and most loudest goddamn political activists out here have done nothing with their lives.
[01:08:50]  Nothing.
[01:08:51]  Engineers' new single.
[01:08:53]  All right.
[01:08:54]  All right.
[01:08:54]  Let's move on.
[01:08:55]  That's why people are becoming vegan.
[01:08:58]  And I hate vegans.
[01:08:59]  All right.
[01:08:59]  What?
[01:09:01]  Arn Hammond.
[01:09:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:03]  Vegans are faggots.
[01:09:05]  All right.
[01:09:05]  Look, I don't condone that.
[01:09:06]  I didn't say that.
[01:09:07]  Arn Hammond said that, and I don't condone that.
[01:09:10]  All right.
[01:09:11]  Not that I may or may not disagree.
[01:09:14]  But anyway, let's move on, okay?
[01:09:16]  Harold and Kumar requested this.
[01:09:18]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
[01:09:20]  Oh, I remember this.
[01:09:22]  This is actually the Harold and Kumar movie, huh?
[01:09:26]  Is that what y'all want to watch out here?
[01:09:27]  You want to get a little bit of wacky tabaky, huh?
[01:09:30]  A little bit of the devil's lettuce and watch this shit.
[01:09:35]  Harold and Kumar requested this.
[01:09:38]  It's like I'm a whole new Harold.
[01:09:40]  Better, faster, stronger.
[01:09:42]  Nice.
[01:09:43]  Man, I've never used a sick day before.
[01:09:45]  I'm taking a whole week off from work here, man.
[01:09:47]  No, I am.
[01:09:48]  And in the field of local lives, here we go, fucking people.
[01:09:52]  Interrupting the 18 bucker and 66 center, for Christ's sake.
[01:09:55]  What is this?
[01:09:56]  What the hell is that?
[01:09:58]  Eyes swallow.
[01:10:00]  Fuck you.
[01:10:00]  I'm not saying that, man.
[01:10:01]  You're fucking sick.
[01:10:02]  All of you people that are trying to make me say this sick shit, you're a bunch of assholes.
[01:10:06]  I know, dude.
[01:10:07]  It's going to be exactly like Euro Trip, only it's not going to suck.
[01:10:09]  It's going to be awesome.
[01:10:10]  It's not going to be awesome.
[01:10:24]  I mean, I'm not too sure if this is comedic or not because, I mean, what this is trying to say is that if you have a little apprehension based upon, you know, certain stereotypes that you should just ignore it or something.
[01:10:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:37]  Oh, look at M. Cook.
[01:10:39]  M. Cook with the $50 bill, man.
[01:10:42]  That's my man, M. Cook.
[01:10:43]  And look, watch all the haters in the chat room.
[01:10:46]  Look at all the haters in the chat room after M Cook made it rain.
[01:10:51]  Digitally rain on you, hoes, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:54]  Cheers to M Cook.
[01:10:55]  Let's watch a little bit more of this Harold and Kumar here.
[01:10:58]  All right?
[01:10:59]  Because somebody donated $18.66 to watch this, son of a bitch.
[01:11:02]  So let's watch it.
[01:11:06]  Oh my God, you're actually watching that on a flight, dude?
[01:11:09]  You're a dude watching that on a flight?
[01:11:12]  What a fucking fruiter.
[01:11:20]  Dude, this chick's giving me such a boner.
[01:11:22]  It's awesome.
[01:11:23]  Thank you.
[01:11:24]  No, that's great.
[01:11:27]  This is all yours, buddy.
[01:11:28]  You want to pause it?
[01:11:29]  I'm going to the bathroom.
[01:11:30]  No, that's.
[01:11:32]  Enjoy.
[01:11:34]  Freaking Harold and Kumar.
[01:11:36]  Of course, it had to be two minorities, right?
[01:11:38]  So it could be all politically correct.
[01:11:40]  Huh?
[01:11:40]  Is that it?
[01:11:41]  I mean, and mind you, I mean, would somebody who is Chinese or of Chinese descent be cool with somebody who is Indian?
[01:11:51]  Or is that me, you know, being, you know, a little bit prejudiced or, you know, a little bit, uh, I'm just asking, I'm just asking.
[01:12:00]  What about the really high club?
[01:12:03]  No, I am.
[01:12:03]  You retarded.
[01:12:04]  In the field of local.
[01:12:06]  Hold on just a second.
[01:12:06]  Hold on.
[01:12:07]  Hold on.
[01:12:07]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:12:08]  Hold on.
[01:12:09]  What is this?
[01:12:10]  I'm so fucking wise.
[01:12:12]  Go fuck off.
[01:12:13]  I'm not racist, asshole.
[01:12:15]  All right.
[01:12:16]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:12:18]  And what are they, are they breaking out the devil's lettuce in a damn bathroom on a flight and they think they're not going to get busted?
[01:12:25]  What are you doing?
[01:12:26]  What is this?
[01:12:26]  What?
[01:12:26]  What the hell is it?
[01:12:27]  How the hell did that get the fuckin' TSA?
[01:12:29]  Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine.
[01:12:42]  Meet the smokeless bong.
[01:12:45]  You made this?
[01:12:46]  You know, I did.
[01:12:47]  When you were slaving away at work, I was actually being a productive member of society.
[01:12:50]  Oh, yeah, productive member of society.
[01:12:52]  The smokeless mong, huh?
[01:12:54]  That doesn't even fucking exist for Christ's sake, alright?
[01:12:58]  When you're smoking something, there's gonna be, you know, smoke.
[01:13:02]  That's just a way it eats.
[01:13:04]  Inside this mechanism, I've actually made a little tiny, tiny fan and some disinfectant powder, okay?
[01:13:11]  It works sort of like a deodorizer, so that anything that expunges smells like Lysol.
[01:13:15]  Put it away.
[01:13:16]  No, dude.
[01:13:17]  Can you not wait till we get to Amsterdam?
[01:13:19]  It's the weed capital of the world.
[01:13:23]  No.
[01:13:23]  Put the bong away.
[01:13:24]  Take the inaugural hit, dude.
[01:13:26]  No.
[01:13:27]  Then I'm going to put it away.
[01:13:28]  You've done the same freaking bong away.
[01:13:35]  Sorry.
[01:13:35]  I'm sorry.
[01:13:49]  Goldie?
[01:13:50]  No, ma'am, he's not an Aries, he's just...
[01:13:53]  Hold on just a second.
[01:13:54]  This is the bong.
[01:14:00]  I've never watched this one.
[01:14:02]  I've never watched this.
[01:14:03]  It's not a bomb.
[01:14:04]  It's just a ball on the table.
[01:14:15]  Oh my god.
[01:14:17]  All right.
[01:14:18]  That's enough of this.
[01:14:19]  All right.
[01:14:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:21]  Now they're making fun of terrorism for Christ's sake.
[01:14:24]  I didn't realize they were making fun of terrorism, for heaven's sake.
[01:14:27]  That's nothing to laugh at.
[01:14:29]  And who the hell requested was three buckers?
[01:14:31]  Fill my hassle?
[01:14:34]  Fill my asshole?
[01:14:35]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:14:36]  Fill my hassle.
[01:14:37]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:14:39]  All right, look, let's get to the next one here.
[01:14:41]  All right, because look, I want to get done through these so that we can fucking go and move on to the next part of the broadcast here.
[01:14:48]  All right.
[01:14:48]  I think we've got a few more of these, so let's move on.
[01:14:52]  Dippity Doodah.
[01:14:54]  Dippity Doodah requested this and said, remember this one episode where you said that this film was an American masterpiece?
[01:15:00]  Let's go see what you're talking about.
[01:15:02]  You may be putting words in my mouth there, boy.
[01:15:04]  But let's see what you're claiming that I said one time was a masterpiece.
[01:15:08]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[01:15:09]  All right.
[01:15:10]  Dippity Doodah.
[01:15:12]  All right, I never fucking said this was a fucking masterpiece.
[01:15:16]  What are you talking about?
[01:15:18]  I once again, dude, fucking trolls putting words in my mouth, saying things that I never fucking said.
[01:15:26]  All right, Dippity Duda requested this son of a bitch, so let's play it.
[01:15:30]  Dippity Duda.
[01:15:32]  This is a fucking masterpiece.
[01:15:34]  What is this shit?
[01:15:36]  What a mob in the park today.
[01:15:38]  I work for Head Start.
[01:15:45]  What is this?
[01:15:46]  The first furry goddamn cartoon?
[01:15:49]  It's a fucking furry cartoon.
[01:15:51]  Black nigga, honey.
[01:15:54]  What?
[01:15:54]  Wait, hold on.
[01:15:54]  Did he just say the N-word?
[01:15:56]  Hold on.
[01:15:56]  Did you say that?
[01:15:57]  Black kids are so much groovier.
[01:15:59]  I ain't no dive-ass black nigga, honey.
[01:16:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:09]  I never said this was a fucking master.
[01:16:11]  I don't even know what the fuck this shit is.
[01:16:17]  Lovely set of eyes there.
[01:16:18]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:19]  Look at this catch.
[01:16:20]  That's a kick I haven't tried yet.
[01:16:21]  Is this only use me blade?
[01:16:23]  What?
[01:16:23]  What the fuck?
[01:16:24]  Oh, no.
[01:16:26]  Oh, no.
[01:16:29]  What the fuck?
[01:16:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:33]  This is a fucking masterpiece.
[01:16:36]  All right, that's enough.
[01:16:37]  Take this shit off.
[01:16:39]  Take this fucking shit off for Christ's sake.
[01:16:42]  This is some sick, disgusting, perverted, furry horse shit.
[01:16:47]  That's what this is.
[01:16:49]  This is disgusting, furry perversion.
[01:16:52]  All right, take this shit off.
[01:16:53]  All right.
[01:16:54]  All right.
[01:16:54]  I'm sorry, folks, that y'all had to see that for Christ's sake.
[01:16:57]  But once again, why is this on YouTube?
[01:17:01]  Why and how is this on YouTube when I'm the bad guy and I get banned?
[01:17:08]  How come I get banned from YouTube when there's shit like this?
[01:17:13]  Oh my God, who requested this, man?
[01:17:15]  Whoever requested this, Dippity Duda, I hope you get cancer of the cock, you piece of shit.
[01:17:20]  All right, I hope you get cancer of the cock and burn in a fire.
[01:17:24]  You're a piece of trash for sitting there and requesting such a sick, perverted, dumbass piece of garbage.
[01:17:31]  And shut up!
[01:17:33]  Don't tell anybody.
[01:17:34]  Shut up in the chat.
[01:17:35]  This is what happens when liberals run your city.
[01:17:38]  Yeah, well, I could only imagine.
[01:17:40]  All right, look, we're almost done here.
[01:17:41]  How many do we have?
[01:17:44]  Rage harder, trolling better.
[01:17:46]  Oh my god.
[01:17:48]  Look, fuck you.
[01:17:49]  All right.
[01:17:50]  Can we just get through with these stupid dumb $18.66 bucker so we can get on with the show?
[01:17:58]  I mean, is that is that is that fucking something that's going to be impossible here?
[01:18:02]  Because I keep getting piled up these 16 buckers, or excuse me, these 18 bucker and 66 centers.
[01:18:07]  Jesus Christ, I'm getting tongue-tied out here.
[01:18:09]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:18:12]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:18:14]  The best song in the world requested this.
[01:18:17]  All right, somebody by the name of the best song in the world.
[01:18:21]  So let's see what the hell that is.
[01:18:23]  Dippity Dude, once again, I hope you're burning a fire.
[01:18:25]  All right, you're a piece of trash for requesting some furry, sick-ass, demented perversion garbage.
[01:18:32]  All right, anyway, let's go ahead and who's next?
[01:18:36]  Oh, yeah, the best song in the world requested this.
[01:18:39]  So let's put the PC shot on.
[01:18:41]  The best shot in the world.
[01:18:42]  The best song in the world.
[01:18:47]  This is the best song in the world.
[01:18:49]  I love restaurant.
[01:18:57]  What the fuck? I love...
[01:19:01]  Fresh Arrange This is the best song in the world, man!
[01:19:06]  I am...
[01:19:07]  Married to Fresh Ram.
[01:19:11]  Fresh ram, my love.
[01:19:13]  Marriage is strong.
[01:19:15]  Fresh rim and justice.
[01:19:16]  Together.
[01:19:17]  This is the best song in the world.
[01:19:19]  Are you shitting me?
[01:19:22]  Fresh rim and justice.
[01:19:24]  Together forever.
[01:19:29]  The field of local lives.
[01:19:31]  Love, Reshma.
[01:19:36]  Lick my asshole.

=== Entertainment For The Tards (15:48) ===

[01:19:37]  It doesn't matter.
[01:19:40]  Who the hell is licking my asshole?
[01:19:45]  Who the hell is licking you?
[01:19:48]  Love each other.
[01:19:51]  I get it now.
[01:19:52]  Love each other, love each other, love each other, love each other, love each other, love each other, sing with me, Rush the Radio!
[01:20:01]  No, no, that's enough.
[01:20:03]  Love.
[01:20:04]  What?
[01:20:04]  Love.
[01:20:09]  What is this autistic shit?
[01:20:12]  Love.
[01:20:18]  What the?
[01:20:19]  What is this autistic bullshit?
[01:20:22]  What is this?
[01:20:29]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[01:20:31]  We get it.
[01:20:31]  All right, we get it.
[01:20:32]  Love.
[01:20:35]  We get it.
[01:20:37]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:38]  The field of local love.
[01:20:40]  Yay, spaghetti.
[01:20:42]  And shut up.
[01:20:43]  Fuck you.
[01:20:44]  I am not entertainment for tards, you piece of shit.
[01:20:48]  Fuck you.
[01:20:49]  I'm not entertainment for tars.
[01:20:51]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:20:54]  I'm not entertainment for tards, man.
[01:20:57]  No, I am.
[01:20:58]  These videos are garbage.
[01:21:00]  Seriously, dude?
[01:21:01]  Hey, they're not my videos.
[01:21:04]  All right.
[01:21:04]  These videos are garbage.
[01:21:06]  These are not my videos.
[01:21:07]  These are being requested by people in here that are donating $18.66 center up in here.
[01:21:15]  All right.
[01:21:15]  And if you want to request something better, well, then why don't you go ahead?
[01:21:18]  Let me put the link in.
[01:21:20]  All right.
[01:21:20]  Here it is in the chat room.
[01:21:21]  There's the link where you can put text to speech.
[01:21:25]  You can add whatever video you want for $18.66.
[01:21:29]  And what is this?
[01:21:30]  Dark Me Magician Girl Entertainment for Todd.
[01:21:33]  Fuck you too.
[01:21:34]  All right.
[01:21:35]  All right.
[01:21:35]  Fuck you too, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[01:21:38]  All right.
[01:21:38]  The field of local pieces of shit.
[01:21:41]  Yes, you are.
[01:21:42]  No, I'm not.
[01:21:44]  No, I'm not.
[01:21:45]  I am not entertainment for TARDS, you piece of shit.
[01:21:48]  And shut up.
[01:21:50]  And shut up in the chat room, man.
[01:21:52]  Listen, I'm not going to take this shit today, alright?
[01:21:55]  I am sacrificing a fucking Saturday to be here and broadcast with you people.
[01:22:00]  I am not going to sit here and put up with this shit.
[01:22:02]  So sit there and shut the fuck up.
[01:22:07]  You piece of shit.
[01:22:10]  I am not entertainment for.
[01:22:11]  You know what?
[01:22:12]  I'm going to fucking do me right now.
[01:22:13]  All right.
[01:22:14]  You fucking people are going to sit here and you're going to disrespect me on my fucking show.
[01:22:20]  Well, I'm doing me right now.
[01:22:21]  All right.
[01:22:22]  You fucking internet people can sit there and fucking count the bacon bits in your shit funnel for all I give a shit.
[01:22:28]  Entertainment.
[01:22:29]  Oh my God.
[01:22:30]  I, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:22:32]  I'm not entertainment for cards.
[01:22:36]  Fuck you, internet people.
[01:22:38]  I'm not entertainment for cards.
[01:22:41]  So shut the fuck up.
[01:22:45]  Shut up.
[01:22:49]  All right, look, I'm doing me for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:22:52]  I'm doing me.
[01:22:53]  I need a glass for Christ's sake.
[01:22:55]  The field of local lives.
[01:22:56]  What is this?
[01:22:59]  Entertainment for the fucking piece of shit, man.
[01:23:02]  I'm fucking not entertainment for cards.
[01:23:05]  Shut the fuck up or I'm leaving.
[01:23:08]  All right?
[01:23:09]  Shut the fuck up or I'm leaving and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[01:23:14]  In the field of local live.
[01:23:16]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:23:17]  Did you ain't gonna put up with it?
[01:23:18]  You think I gotta put up with this shit?
[01:23:20]  Fuck you.
[01:23:22]  I'm a shekle gob.
[01:23:24]  Fuck you, asshole.
[01:23:27]  I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin either.
[01:23:29]  I'm tired of you people fucking calling me all this shit.
[01:23:31]  And look, everybody in the chat room, you're trying to test me.
[01:23:36]  You're trying to test me.
[01:23:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:38]  Dark me magician girl, yes, you are.
[01:23:41]  Fuck you, you dirty digital slut.
[01:23:44]  I'm not entertainment for tards.
[01:23:47]  Fuck up and fuck you.
[01:23:49]  Fuck you.
[01:23:50]  Fuck you.
[01:23:52]  Oh, piece of shit.
[01:23:55]  I'm not fucking entertainment for TARDS.
[01:23:59]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS, you fuckers.
[01:24:05]  Pizza shit.
[01:24:09]  All of you stupid fucking internet people, shut the fuck up, man.
[01:24:15]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS.
[01:24:18]  In the field of local live home.
[01:24:21]  True TARD Entertainment Radio.
[01:24:24]  Listen, man, shut the fuck up, man.
[01:24:26]  Each and every one of you shut the fuck up.
[01:24:28]  Or I'll end this fucking shit.
[01:24:30]  Do you understand that?
[01:24:32]  I'll end this fucking show.
[01:24:33]  I'm sacrificing a Saturday.
[01:24:36]  I'm sacrificing my weekends for you fucking people.
[01:24:40]  And do you give a shit?
[01:24:41]  No!
[01:24:44]  I'm fucking old, man.
[01:24:45]  I'm an old guy.
[01:24:46]  I don't have that many fucking weekends left.
[01:24:48]  I'm sacrificing up for you.
[01:24:51]  For you.
[01:24:54]  All right.
[01:24:57]  I can't take it anymore, man.
[01:24:59]  I gotta have some alcohol for Christ's sake, man.
[01:25:01]  I'm sorry.
[01:25:02]  I've got to have some alcohol.
[01:25:04]  You all know what time it is for Christ's sake, man.
[01:25:07]  It's time for more beer.
[01:25:11]  It's time for some more beer.
[01:25:14]  I'm not even kidding around for Christ's sake, man.
[01:25:16]  That's the only way that makes this fucking show palatable is by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
[01:25:24]  Ah, Christ.
[01:25:25]  Don't end the show.
[01:25:28]  Don't end the show.
[01:25:29]  Think of the poor TARDS.
[01:25:31]  They won't have any.
[01:25:32]  Fuck you.
[01:25:33]  Fuck you.
[01:25:34]  Think about the poor TARDS.
[01:25:37]  Tim McCrabs!
[01:25:39]  You are entertainment for TARDS, though.
[01:25:41]  And especially tonight is anyway on entertainment.
[01:25:46]  Why are you turning on me, Tim McCrab?
[01:25:49]  I thought we were bros, you fuck.
[01:25:54]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:56]  And by the way, that's 15 bucker.
[01:25:58]  All right.
[01:25:59]  We don't have 15 bucker anymore.
[01:26:01]  Entertainment for TARDS.
[01:26:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:06]  Fuck all of you saying TARD shit.
[01:26:08]  All right?
[01:26:11]  Soy Pandejo, fuck off, asshole.
[01:26:15]  You're a pandayjo.
[01:26:17]  You're a fucking pandejo, you fucking hoto.
[01:26:21]  You're a hoto.
[01:26:22]  In the field of local live home.
[01:26:24]  What is this?
[01:26:26]  Type parenthesis.
[01:26:28]  Type can swave every time ghost gets angry.
[01:26:30]  No, don't fucking listen to these idiots.
[01:26:33]  Type cans not wave.
[01:26:36]  Since you probably won't do RG tonight because you're entertainment for tards, here's these images I made for you.
[01:26:42]  Great.
[01:26:43]  I really appreciate it, fucking Tyler.
[01:26:45]  Alright, Captain Autism.
[01:26:49]  Of course, this fucking retard isn't entertainment for TARDS.
[01:26:57]  I thought, you know, we were cool there, Captain Autism, you piece of shit.
[01:27:01]  And now you're sitting over here, you're agreeing with all these sick fucking internet people telling, they're saying that I'm a goddamn entertainment for TARDS.
[01:27:08]  I am not entertainment for TARDS.
[01:27:11]  And by the way, let me put slow mode on.
[01:27:14]  Put slow mode on in the chat room.
[01:27:16]  You're goddamn right.
[01:27:18]  I'm not going to sit here and put up with this shit.
[01:27:20]  Let me open my beer for Christ's sake.
[01:27:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:27:26]  I mean, this is the only way I could palate doing this broadcast, man.
[01:27:31]  Fucking drinking copious amounts of alcohol for Christ's sake.
[01:27:35]  How y'all like that?
[01:27:36]  How you fucking like slow mode in the chat?
[01:27:39]  You caused this, all right?
[01:27:41]  You all caused this.
[01:27:43]  So everybody just shut your mouths right now.
[01:27:46]  All right.
[01:27:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:27:49]  All right, let's move on to the next freaking 18-bucker and 66 center up in here.
[01:27:55]  This one is by Onthology Lesson.
[01:27:57]  The field of entertainment.
[01:28:00]  Shut up.
[01:28:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:28:02]  T4T in chat.
[01:28:03]  If Ghost is Tamement for TARDS.
[01:28:05]  Fuck you.
[01:28:06]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS.
[01:28:10]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS, man.
[01:28:13]  I'm fucking tired of this, dude.
[01:28:15]  I'm not even fucking kidding you.
[01:28:17]  All of you people in the chat room, fuck you.
[01:28:19]  All right.
[01:28:20]  All of you people that are texted, fucking speeching me saying that I'm a goddamn entertainment for TARDS, fuck you.
[01:28:27]  I don't need this shit on a Saturday, man.
[01:28:30]  I could be at the bar right now eating some fucking chicken wings and drinking 32-ounce fucking beers out of the tap and have them served by some fucking 20-year-old piece of ass.
[01:28:42]  Instead, I'm fucking around with you, incels.
[01:28:44]  I'm fucking around with you forever alone.
[01:28:47]  The field of local Tim McCrab.
[01:28:51]  TARDS send in G-M-O-D and TF2 videos and pay for them to be played.
[01:28:56]  You play them.
[01:28:57]  The TARDS get entertained.
[01:28:59]  How is it not entertainment?
[01:29:00]  It's not entertainment.
[01:29:01]  Listen, fucking Tim McCrab.
[01:29:03]  I thought we were bros, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:29:04]  Now you're fucking sitting over here.
[01:29:06]  You're agreeing with these sick, demented internet people.
[01:29:10]  Come on, Tim McCrabb.
[01:29:11]  Come on.
[01:29:14]  You're screaming like a TARD.
[01:29:15]  How the hell are you not entertainment for TARDS?
[01:29:19]  What are you fucking talking about?
[01:29:21]  I'm screaming because you fucking people are pissing me off.
[01:29:24]  You're pissing me off.
[01:29:26]  That's why I'm fucking screaming.
[01:29:28]  If you were in front of my face, I'd give you a fucking backhand.
[01:29:31]  I Turner style, you stupid bitch.
[01:29:34]  So sit there and shut the fuck up.
[01:29:38]  Sit there and shut the fuck up.
[01:29:40]  And get in the kitchen where you belong.
[01:29:44]  Johnny Downer Tard label.
[01:29:47]  Look at these fucking idiots, man.
[01:29:48]  Look at these fucking idiots, man.
[01:29:50]  The field of local live hall mental semi-slop.
[01:29:54]  You need to seek help for your alcoholic.
[01:29:56]  Oh, fuck you.
[01:29:57]  I'm not an alcoholic, you piece of shit.
[01:29:59]  All right?
[01:30:00]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[01:30:01]  I'm a connoisseur.
[01:30:03]  All right?
[01:30:03]  That's a big fucking difference, man.
[01:30:05]  All right.
[01:30:06]  I'm maturing my palate.
[01:30:08]  That's what I'm doing.
[01:30:11]  Olive Yakslaw.
[01:30:13]  I'm going to be real with you, ghosts.
[01:30:14]  Stop doing the troll show.
[01:30:15]  These trolls don't deserve it, man.
[01:30:18]  Go to Twin Peaks, watch UFC.
[01:30:20]  Screw these trolls.
[01:30:21]  Take back your weekends.
[01:30:23]  Cheers.
[01:30:24]  You know, I may fucking go ahead and take you up on that offer, Olive Yaksloth, because I don't deserve this.
[01:30:33]  Are you TARDS not entertained?
[01:30:35]  Shut up, Maximus.
[01:30:36]  All right, go fuck yourself, alright?
[01:30:38]  Shut up.
[01:30:41]  Acousto Demo Pan.
[01:30:43]  You acting like you are is exactly why this show is entertainment for TARDS.
[01:30:47]  Fuck you.
[01:30:48]  Stop having the TARDS reactions.
[01:30:50]  Fuck you.
[01:30:52]  Tards have been easily welcome.
[01:30:54]  I'm not going to just sit here and allow you people to fucking use me as a cyber punching bag without me coming back with some shit.
[01:31:00]  Do you understand?
[01:31:01]  I'm not gonna sit here and allow you to disrespect me without me saying something.
[01:31:07]  And that goes for all you pip squeaks that are listening to the sound of my voice right now.
[01:31:11]  You fucking sick internet people.
[01:31:14]  I'm talking to all of you, sir.
[01:31:16]  Can you please stop yelling?
[01:31:18]  You are upsetting all the autistic fuck off here.
[01:31:21]  Mr. Pooh Poo Pee Peek.
[01:31:23]  Yeah, fuck you.
[01:31:25]  Mr. Pooh Pooh PP.
[01:31:26]  Yeah, real fucking funny, you idiot.
[01:31:28]  All right, I'm drinking my beer, all right?
[01:31:30]  You guys are pieces of shit.
[01:31:32]  You know that you're lucky you're not in front of my fucking face, man.
[01:31:39]  I'd be laying fucking smack downs on every one of you pieces of shit.
[01:31:42]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:31:46]  What is this?
[01:31:47]  Proof I entertain tards.
[01:31:49]  I've been smashing cans for fuck you.
[01:31:53]  Fuck you.
[01:31:55]  And what is this, ghost?
[01:31:56]  I am entertainment for tards.
[01:31:58]  No, I'm not.
[01:32:01]  Stop saying this shit.
[01:32:03]  I'm getting tired of it.
[01:32:08]  I'm saying this shit.
[01:32:11]  Oh, God, man.
[01:32:12]  Leave me alone, man.
[01:32:13]  Just leave me alone, man.
[01:32:16]  Okay, folks.
[01:32:17]  Sensory overload.
[01:32:18]  I'm doing, man.
[01:32:19]  Oh, God.
[01:32:19]  Oh, God.
[01:32:20]  Can't handle this.
[01:32:21]  All right, Tardians.
[01:32:22]  Let's allow our fidget spinner.
[01:32:24]  Tardians.
[01:32:25]  All right, that feels better.
[01:32:26]  I'm calming down now.
[01:32:27]  Oh, man.
[01:32:28]  I don't know.
[01:32:28]  All right, asshole.
[01:32:30]  I'm doing me, man.
[01:32:31]  Fuck you, man.
[01:32:33]  I'm not entertainment for tards.
[01:32:36]  I'm not.
[01:32:39]  What is this?
[01:32:40]  Spam chat with kick olive.
[01:32:42]  Leave all of alone, you idiot, all right?
[01:32:44]  Leave all of alone.
[01:32:47]  Entertainment for tards.
[01:32:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:32:49]  Probability ghost show given tards.
[01:32:52]  Probability tards equals 100%.
[01:32:54]  Fuck you, alright?
[01:32:56]  All right?
[01:32:57]  Hey, G, man.
[01:32:58]  There's Pingers.
[01:32:59]  This show is going down the Tard Hole.
[01:33:00]  It's going down the Tard Hole, is right.
[01:33:04]  You're damn right, Pingus.
[01:33:05]  It's going down the damn tard hole.
[01:33:08]  Spill your beer.
[01:33:09]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:10]  Spill your beer, you tard that entertains other tards.
[01:33:13]  Fuck you with the tard shit.
[01:33:15]  In the field of local live.
[01:33:17]  Fuck you.
[01:33:18]  Entertainment.
[01:33:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:20]  Nigger.
[01:33:21]  I fucking, you ass, you racist prick.
[01:33:23]  I don't condone what the fuck just said there.
[01:33:26]  Here's another 50 bucker.
[01:33:29]  Another 50 bucker by M Cook.
[01:33:31]  Great show, sir.
[01:33:32]  Using Don Vito's voice, can you please say, Alex Jones here?
[01:33:37]  You have to consume the super male vitality bone broth to a fish.
[01:33:40]  There's M. Cook owners.
[01:33:42]  He wants me to act like Don Trey.
[01:33:48]  He wants me to act like Don Vito.
[01:33:49]  Here, I'm Melissa Jones here.
[01:33:50]  And what the fuck do you have to consume super male vitality with the bone broth?
[01:33:57]  Turn the frogs gay.
[01:33:59]  My filters.
[01:33:59]  My filters.
[01:34:00]  Abacus.
[01:34:02]  So anyway, I hope that's good enough.
[01:34:04]  Cheers to M Cook.
[01:34:05]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and say cheers to M Cook up in here.
[01:34:10]  All right, he's already donated $100, two $50 donos.
[01:34:14]  Cheers.
[01:34:15]  I don't know.
[01:34:15]  We're talking about Bon Shoes.
[01:34:17]  I'm not a real rare abacus.
[01:34:19]  All right, cheers to M. Cook, man.
[01:34:27]  And let me tell you, M Cook has been a fan for a long time.
[01:34:31]  He's a millionaire.
[01:34:32]  He's a cool dude.
[01:34:33]  I'm telling you, maybe one day, one day me and M Cook will get together.
[01:34:37]  We'll be riding in a private Learjet.
[01:34:39]  And maybe I'll be doing the show from a private Learjet, guzzling down some dumb pee, baby.
[01:34:47]  Woo!
[01:34:49]  You know it.
[01:34:50]  All right, let's go ahead and let's get to the next $18.50 or excuse me, $66 bucker.
[01:34:56]  Here it is.
[01:34:57]  Once again, cheers to M Cook.
[01:34:58]  Don't but nobody better disrespect that man in this chat room, or I'm gonna implement chat room martial law, you pieces of garbage.
[01:35:05]  Anyway, we've got uh ephology lesson.
[01:35:09]  He said, follow the following is completely innocent.
[01:35:12]  If you find anything wrong with this, you're totally depraved wretch who needs help.
[01:35:18]  Okay, let's see what the hell are you talking about there?
[01:35:20]  Efology lesson.
[01:35:22]  All right, Jesus Christ.

=== Snake Up The Ass Incident (05:12) ===

[01:35:25]  What?
[01:35:26]  What is a dark me magician girl?
[01:35:28]  What do you want, dark me magician girl?
[01:35:30]  Oh my god, hey, Tardler, if he's such a good friend, why isn't he in the IC then?
[01:35:35]  He is, he is in the inner circle, you dumb fucking bitch.
[01:35:39]  He is in the inner circle, you dumb fucking bitwit broad.
[01:35:42]  Get in the kitchen where you fucking belong and shut up and stop talking about what you don't know, all right?
[01:35:48]  All right, hey, look, dark me magician girl, get in the kitchen, get acquainted with some goddamn fucking kitchen appliances, and maybe you'll start fucking impressing me.
[01:35:57]  M. Cook is a part of the inner circle, you jag off.
[01:36:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:04]  Thinking she knows some shit.
[01:36:05]  You don't know shit.
[01:36:06]  All right.
[01:36:07]  You don't know shit from Shy Nolas.
[01:36:08]  Just sit there and shut up.
[01:36:11]  All right.
[01:36:12]  This one was recorded by, or this $18.66 bucker was requested by Afology Lesson.
[01:36:19]  Look at that fucking snake.
[01:36:22]  You fucking piece of shit.
[01:36:26]  You all know how I feel about these fucking snakes, man.
[01:36:32]  This better not be a snake up the ass or something.
[01:36:36]  This better not be a snake up the ass or something.
[01:36:38]  Of course, an alcoholic would deny they themselves are an alcoholic.
[01:36:42]  You are killing your own brain cells.
[01:36:45]  Well, I'm not trying to live that long anyway, man.
[01:36:47]  I've lived long enough.
[01:36:49]  I'm not trying to be living to be 90 or I'm not going to be a decrepit old man.
[01:36:53]  I'll be fine.
[01:36:54]  Don't worry about it.
[01:36:54]  All right.
[01:36:55]  Thank you, semi-slav.
[01:36:56]  I'll be just fine.
[01:36:57]  All right.
[01:36:58]  Anyway, once again, what is this?
[01:37:01]  Did it make something adorable out of snakes?
[01:37:11]  Snakes are not adorable creatures.
[01:37:14]  It's a fucking snake.
[01:37:16]  It'll bite the hand that feeds it.
[01:37:19]  All right?
[01:37:20]  There's nothing cute about snakes, especially if you shove them up your ass.
[01:37:27]  All right?
[01:37:30]  There's nothing cute about snakes.
[01:37:36]  I mean, this is it?
[01:37:40]  This is it?
[01:37:42]  I mean, what are you going to do, you fucking snake?
[01:37:51]  Well, there's the tongue.
[01:37:54]  There's an oh, no.
[01:37:55]  What?
[01:37:55]  What?
[01:37:55]  What is it?
[01:37:58]  Oh, my God.
[01:38:01]  Hey, hey, hey, semi-slob.
[01:38:03]  It's 18-bucker and 66-center, dude.
[01:38:06]  All right?
[01:38:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:09]  There's no more 15-bucker.
[01:38:14]  All right, what the fuck is this snake going to do?
[01:38:16]  Is he going to do some shit?
[01:38:17]  I mean, what is he going to do?
[01:38:18]  Is he going to eat a rat or is he going to do something impressive?
[01:38:26]  What a fucking lazy ass snake.
[01:38:29]  What a lazy ass snake, and he's getting the whole place dirty for Christ's sake.
[01:38:37]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[01:38:39]  All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
[01:38:40]  Who the hell donated this, by the way?
[01:38:43]  Ophology lesson, okay?
[01:38:46]  And yeah, yeah, anybody who finds anything wrong with this, you're depraved.
[01:38:51]  Yeah, you, you want, you know, why you fucking donated that, you sick bastard, all right?
[01:38:56]  You know why.
[01:38:57]  And hold on.
[01:38:58]  Who's next?
[01:38:59]  Who's the next $18.66 center?
[01:39:02]  Fucking Ard Hammond, dude.
[01:39:04]  Ah, good great.
[01:39:05]  Good God.
[01:39:07]  Ard fucking Hammond.
[01:39:08]  Something different.
[01:39:09]  I'd like to show the kind of fights that happen in Kuwait.
[01:39:14]  There's fights that happen in Kuwait.
[01:39:15]  Let's go see what Ard Hammond is talking about here.
[01:39:18]  Ard Hammond requested this.
[01:39:20]  All right.
[01:39:21]  This is what's happened in Kuwait there, Art Hammond?
[01:39:32]  Are they fucking belting each other?
[01:39:34]  Are they fucking belting each other?
[01:39:36]  For Christ's sake, demo pan.
[01:39:38]  All right, I'll play yours in just a second.
[01:39:40]  Are they fucking, are they belting each other?
[01:39:43]  Hey, who's a semi-saur?
[01:39:49]  All right, thank you very much.
[01:39:50]  I appreciate it, dude.
[01:40:00]  I mean, couldn't you break this up by coming in with like a pork butt or a ham sandwich or something?
[01:40:08]  How?
[01:40:13]  I got a hand sandwich!
[01:40:15]  Ha ha ha ha!
[01:40:22]  Sandwich!

=== Ham Sandwich Hell Threat (03:17) ===

[01:40:38]  I'm not even joking.
[01:40:38]  Go in there with a goddamn ham sandwich and say, look, anybody who comes near me, I'm touching you with this and you're going to burn in hell.
[01:40:46]  And that'll stop the fighting real quick.
[01:40:48]  All right.
[01:40:49]  That'll stop the goddamn fighting real quick.
[01:40:52]  Art Hammond again.
[01:40:57]  To be honest, I was never bothered by Raiden Snake, Olive Axelov, McCook, and whatever.
[01:41:02]  What?
[01:41:02]  I honestly think they definitely have a place since we're all here to listen to Ghost and also have a good time.
[01:41:09]  So I don't agree with banning people personally.
[01:41:12]  Amen.
[01:41:13]  What are you talking about?
[01:41:14]  Banning people?
[01:41:14]  What are you talking about?
[01:41:17]  The inner tarsicle, man.
[01:41:19]  Fuck you.
[01:41:19]  Don't fucking talk about the inner circle that way.
[01:41:22]  Do you understand that?
[01:41:23]  Don't you goddamn dare talk about the inner circle that way, man.
[01:41:27]  I can't believe I'm wasting a fucking Saturday with you pricks doing this, man.
[01:41:31]  It really pisses me off.
[01:41:34]  Should have my fucking head examined, man.
[01:41:37]  All right.
[01:41:38]  Engineer's new single requested this.
[01:41:40]  Oh, the engineer's putting out albums now?
[01:41:43]  Huh?
[01:41:43]  Is he cutting tracks now?
[01:41:45]  What is this?
[01:41:46]  Engineer's new single.
[01:41:47]  What is this?
[01:41:48]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:41:50]  This isn't the Engineer's New Single.
[01:41:52]  What is this?
[01:41:53]  Dude, thirsty niggas take these 40s to the face.
[01:41:56]  Come on, that bullshit.
[01:41:58]  Riding right with this gun on that bullshit.
[01:42:01]  So if I see you, then it's turtle on that bullshit.
[01:42:04]  Now all I respect is murder on that bullshit.
[01:42:07]  For you niggas, it's getting turtle.
[01:42:12]  What the fuck?
[01:42:13]  You get real super unique.
[01:42:16]  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
[01:42:19]  IT'S A GANGSTER ARTIST?!
[01:42:24]  IT'S IS THIS A GANGSTER TARD?!
[01:42:44]  And she whipped it on the dick with the whip.
[01:42:48]  It rose over your knee.
[01:42:50]  What?
[01:42:54]  Lover unique.
[01:42:55]  Hey, Russell, for you, Nick.
[01:42:57]  It's over you nigga.
[01:42:58]  No, but I get it.
[01:42:59]  I'm on that bullshit.
[01:43:00]  Riding around with this burner on that bullshit.
[01:43:03]  So if I see you, then it's turtle on that bullshit.
[01:43:07]  Now all I respect is murder on that bullshit.
[01:43:11]  Let's get rust over you niggas.
[01:43:13]  He's gonna rust over here.
[01:43:16]  Hey, I'm gonna love it, man.
[01:43:17]  Hey, I'm in the road.
[01:43:18]  Hey, I'm gonna stop here.
[01:43:20]  Hey, I'm gonna fuck your home.
[01:43:22]  I'm gonna slap your sister.
[01:43:23]  I'm gonna fuck your mama.
[01:43:24]  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[01:43:26]  What the fuck was that?
[01:43:27]  Did somebody actually believe that this was gonna be a fucking hit rap song?
[01:43:32]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:43:38]  All right, that's enough.
[01:43:43]  The engineer's new single.
[01:43:46]  I can tell you this.
[01:43:47]  He was definitely going NG style.
[01:43:49]  I can tell you that for Christ's sake.
[01:43:52]  All right, let's move on.
[01:43:54]  I don't even know what to say after that.

=== Palate Cleanser Corgi Chaos (07:05) ===

[01:43:56]  Anyway, M Cook.
[01:43:58]  Tim McCrab.
[01:43:59]  Here's Tim McCrab.
[01:44:00]  Hold on.
[01:44:01]  Faced brother who posted Lens.
[01:44:03]  You didn't post his best one.
[01:44:05]  What are you talking about?
[01:44:07]  What are you talking about, Tim McCrab?
[01:44:08]  All right.
[01:44:12]  Hey, chauffeur tards.
[01:44:14]  Fuck you.
[01:44:16]  Fuck you for making me say that, man.
[01:44:18]  A chauffeur tards.
[01:44:20]  Fuck you, man.
[01:44:21]  Whoever the fuck did that?
[01:44:22]  I hope you fucking get fucking cancer the balls.
[01:44:26]  All right, look, M Cook requested this one for a $50 bill.
[01:44:30]  And I want to say once again, cheers to M Cook out there.
[01:44:34]  Making it rain on these trolls, making it rain.
[01:44:38]  M Cook requested this for a $50 bill.
[01:44:41]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[01:44:42]  Hold on.
[01:44:42]  We got to wait for an advertisement for about five seconds, and we're going to go ahead and go right to the video that M. Cook wants to, everybody wants to see.
[01:44:51]  So here it is.
[01:44:53]  Here it is.
[01:44:53]  Here it is.
[01:44:54]  M Cook requested this $50 bill right here.
[01:45:01]  This is by M Cook.
[01:45:04]  Oh, look at the pumpers.
[01:45:09]  Look at those little poppers.
[01:45:13]  Oh.
[01:45:18]  What a great palate cleanser.
[01:45:20]  This is a great palate cleanser there, M Cook.
[01:45:23]  Thank you, man.
[01:45:24]  I needed something.
[01:45:26]  Jakey Collard.
[01:45:30]  Oh, look at these puppers.
[01:45:32]  Look at this exciting little pupper.
[01:45:34]  Look at this guy.
[01:45:37]  Running through the leaves like a wild dog.
[01:45:43]  I love dogs, dude.
[01:45:47]  Oh, look at the dog singing in the swing, dude.
[01:45:50]  Oh, this is adorable.
[01:45:51]  Look at these poor puppers.
[01:45:53]  Look at them.
[01:45:54]  Look at this little popper.
[01:45:56]  You like it?
[01:45:57]  What a palate cleanser.
[01:45:59]  Thank you, M Cook, for the palate cleanser, man.
[01:46:01]  me drink to that.
[01:46:08]  Oh, look at the pupper there.
[01:46:09]  Is that a...
[01:46:10]  Is that a corgi?
[01:46:12]  That's a corgi with a cat.
[01:46:13]  That's a baby corgi with a cat, dude.
[01:46:17]  look at that baby corgi that's awesome man Look at that.
[01:46:26]  Oh, look at the pupper.
[01:46:28]  Look at that.
[01:46:28]  The cat wants to play with it.
[01:46:29]  Like, hey, yeah, buddy.
[01:46:31]  Can we do some playing?
[01:46:33]  I know you're asleep here, but uh, kind of want to do something.
[01:46:38]  I'm kind of bored here.
[01:46:40]  Well, this is great.
[01:46:41]  Look at this great compilation.
[01:46:44]  Oh, look at that little pupper.
[01:46:46]  Oh, what is that?
[01:46:47]  A basset hound?
[01:46:49]  Is that a baby basset hound, dude?
[01:46:50]  Oh, look at that little pupper.
[01:46:52]  I like dogs, dude.
[01:46:53]  I like that.
[01:46:54]  I can tell.
[01:46:55]  Oh, poor Bassett.
[01:46:58]  Oh!
[01:47:01]  That looks like a shihzu.
[01:47:05]  That looks like an aggressive shihzu getting a little upset with a hairdryer.
[01:47:12]  Don't do that to the damn shih tzu.
[01:47:17]  Don't do that to the shih tzu.
[01:47:23]  And what is that little poodle with a turtle?
[01:47:28]  A poodle with a turtle.
[01:47:30]  You know, if you're going to have a turtle as a pet, they'll probably outlive you because the average turtle lives to be over 100 years of age from what I understand.
[01:47:44]  Oh, look at the big tortoise!
[01:47:47]  He's giving the little pupper a ride.
[01:47:49]  Oh, look at the little pupper.
[01:47:54]  This is great, man.
[01:47:55]  Thank you, M. Cook, for requesting this for a $50 bill.
[01:47:58]  Look at, we needed this palette cleanser.
[01:48:00]  I feel a little better now, you know?
[01:48:05]  Oh, look at that.
[01:48:06]  Look at that.
[01:48:06]  Look at all these puppers.
[01:48:08]  Like, oh, look at that.
[01:48:11]  Oh, look at the Puppers!
[01:48:20]  I tell you, man's best friend, man.
[01:48:22]  Nothing like a pupper.
[01:48:23]  I know you got a lot of cat people out there.
[01:48:25]  No offense to cats.
[01:48:26]  I'm not a cat person.
[01:48:28]  Nothing against cats.
[01:48:29]  But take a look at these dogs.
[01:48:31]  Take a look at these puppers.
[01:48:42]  Look at her, look at her turn her head.
[01:48:45]  Like, what the hell are you doing?
[01:48:46]  What the hell are you doing, Daddy?
[01:48:49]  Why are you barking?
[01:48:50]  I don't catch it.
[01:48:52]  Can you give me something?
[01:48:57]  Oh, look, playing with the kids' toy up in here.
[01:49:00]  Oh, look at it.
[01:49:00]  I could watch this all day.
[01:49:02]  I better cut it off.
[01:49:07]  Look at the puppers!
[01:49:12]  Oh, man.
[01:49:14]  Look at that little pupper.
[01:49:16]  He's playing with the toy.
[01:49:18]  Hey, look at that one.
[01:49:21]  Oh, look at the pumper.
[01:49:26]  Oh!
[01:49:28]  All right, I better stop, dude.
[01:49:29]  All right, that's enough of this.
[01:49:31]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:32]  What you think?
[01:49:33]  I think it sounds good.
[01:49:35]  What the hell are you talking about, train lover?
[01:49:36]  Look, hold on, calm down.
[01:49:38]  We just had a palette cleanser of some dog compilations.
[01:49:41]  Thanks to M Cook once again.
[01:49:44]  We definitely needed that, folks.
[01:49:46]  We definitely needed that, for heaven's sake.
[01:49:48]  Mike Hawk!
[01:49:49]  Mike Hawk for 25 buckers!
[01:49:53]  Hey, cheers!
[01:49:57]  Don't worry about it, Edith.
[01:49:59]  Doesn't help that this place has serious Obama influences.
[01:50:02]  It sucks, David.
[01:50:06]  Hey, definitely do that, Mike Hock.
[01:50:08]  Don't worry about it, man.
[01:50:08]  You do you.
[01:50:09]  Start college.
[01:50:10]  I'm glad you're moved into the new apartment.
[01:50:12]  I mean, just do what you have to do.
[01:50:15]  And if you can catch a live show, I appreciate it.
[01:50:17]  If not, stick to the archives.
[01:50:20]  Go to ghost.report.
[01:50:21]  Drop me a line or something.
[01:50:23]  It's all good, man.
[01:50:24]  Cheers to Mike Hock over here for $25.
[01:50:28]  $25 for Mike Cock.
[01:50:31]  I'm telling you right now, man, what an evening this has been for Christ's sake.
[01:50:35]  Cheers to Mike Cock.
[01:50:36]  I'm telling you, Mike Cock has always been a nice person.
[01:50:39]  All right, let's go to the next one.
[01:50:41]  Once again, that palette cleanser by M Cook was definitely needed, especially after all the sick-ass, twisted, dumb videos that have been requested here tonight.
[01:50:49]  How many more of these do we have?
[01:50:50]  We got one, two, three, four, five, six.
[01:50:56]  I mean, we got a whole shitload of these, man.
[01:50:58]  Jesus Christ.

=== Democrats And Liberals Shitload (06:51) ===

[01:51:01]  I thought that by bringing up the price to $18.66 center, that this would like curb the amount of like pile-ons that we have.
[01:51:09]  Look at this shit!
[01:51:11]  Look at this!
[01:51:12]  Here's some hip-hop you can relate to.
[01:51:15]  Some hip-hop I can relate to, huh?
[01:51:18]  Is that right?
[01:51:19]  All right, let's continue on with these because I got a lot more than I anticipated here.
[01:51:26]  This one is requested by This Is What Happens.
[01:51:29]  And he said, this is what happens when liberals run your city.
[01:51:34]  So let's hear what the hell he's requested here.
[01:51:37]  This is what happens when liberals run your city right after that great palate cleanser of puppers.
[01:51:42]  Let's see what the hell he's talking about.
[01:51:44]  All right, this is what happens when liberals run your city requested this.
[01:51:48]  Go ahead and play it.
[01:51:50]  Open sewage and everything else.
[01:51:51]  Violent brawls in broad daylight.
[01:51:53]  The San Francisco neighborhood people are scared to step out of the city.
[01:51:58]  my god states residents are struggling to keep a roof over their heads for dozens of children in san diego a city parking lot covered in tents is the best option they have right now for a home man this liberal cities baby los angeles This is what happens if you're going to elect Democrats.
[01:52:19]  Democrats caused this in Democrat cities.
[01:52:22]  Homelessness is exploding in the state of California, particularly in the cities.
[01:52:26]  And if you've been there recently, you know what we're talking about.
[01:52:28]  Some advocates say things are worse now for ever.
[01:52:32]  They're moving us up out of here to give them to the people that got more money than what we got.
[01:52:37]  This may not be the image that comes to mind when you think of Silicon Valley, but it's a scene that's become homeless.
[01:52:43]  This is it.
[01:52:44]  Look at that.
[01:52:44]  Silicon Valley right here.
[01:52:46]  Under the bridge downtown.
[01:52:50]  You'll find a lot of encampments tucked in little nicks and crannies.
[01:52:53]  Crime rates up sharply in California.
[01:52:56]  The FBI is out now with some new numbers showing jumps in every major category, including murder.
[01:53:00]  And also at an East Bay Carnival, visitors jumping into the prize booths, getting violent.
[01:53:05]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:53:06]  Hold on.
[01:53:07]  Hold on.
[01:53:08]  Did you see that?
[01:53:09]  Let me put that back a little bit.
[01:53:10]  These people were actually going into the prize booths and fucking raiding it like these, I hate to say minority groups go into fucking corner stores by like 50 and just go and grab and take off.
[01:53:26]  Are they doing that at carnivals now?
[01:53:28]  They're doing that at carnivals.
[01:53:30]  Look at this.
[01:53:31]  Look at, I just want to notice, I want everybody to notice a lot of minorities in here doing this and just going into rides and ganking shit.
[01:53:39]  Thank you, Democrats.
[01:53:41]  All right, this is California.
[01:53:43]  All right.
[01:53:44]  This is the most liberal state in the country.
[01:53:46]  And this is what you have when you have goddamn Democrats taking over municipal and state governments.
[01:53:53]  And that's why I'm telling you, if you are a Democrat, you are anti-American scum that hates the people.
[01:53:58]  Carnival visitors jumping into the prize booths, getting violent with the workers.
[01:54:03]  It's the most explosive tent city I have ever seen.
[01:54:07]  You know, I guess it'll continue to be a state of emergency.
[01:54:09]  They can't just overlook it.
[01:54:11]  I mean, can it?
[01:54:12]  If you haven't said it yourself, you've probably heard it said.
[01:54:14]  Homelessness in San Francisco has reached a breaking point.
[01:54:17]  Dangerous concoction of thank you, liberals.
[01:54:20]  Thank you, Democrats.
[01:54:21]  This is your policies at work, baby.
[01:54:24]  This is your policy at work.
[01:54:30]  Parts of the city are now being compared to some of the worst slums, not just in the country, but in the world.
[01:54:35]  Parts of the city aren't just disgusting.
[01:54:37]  These diseased streets can be dangerous.
[01:54:40]  Diseased streets.
[01:54:41]  Look at that.
[01:54:42]  Out there in San Francisco that has more billionaires per capita than anywhere else in the world.
[01:54:48]  You like taking walks?
[01:54:51]  Anyla Reed is pretty observant for a three-year-old.
[01:54:56]  That's what it is.
[01:54:57]  And rambunctious.
[01:55:01]  Which might be why she had no problem telling us her thoughts on San Francisco.
[01:55:08]  You see poop sometimes?
[01:55:10]  Oh my God.
[01:55:11]  I see poop on the road.
[01:55:12]  There's a three-year-old girl.
[01:55:14]  Three-year-old girl talking about shit in the street.
[01:55:17]  Anilam and her fellow preschoolers have to regularly dodge some of the worst of what San Francisco has to offer.
[01:55:23]  This is all because of Democrats and liberals.
[01:55:26]  This is Democrats and liberals.
[01:55:28]  This is San Francisco.
[01:55:29]  This is California.
[01:55:30]  Remember that.
[01:55:33]  Remember that.
[01:55:34]  If you want your city to turn like this, then go ahead and vote Democrat, all right?
[01:55:41]  Okay, let's blame the Democrats.
[01:55:43]  Hold on just a few Trump and the GOP who didn't burn all those fucking apes with flamethrowers.
[01:55:48]  Oh, dude, give me a break.
[01:55:50]  DeMawaston, whoever the hell that is, thank you for the 20 bucks.
[01:55:54]  But what the hell was that?
[01:55:55]  Okay, let's blame the Democrats, but not Trump and the GOP who didn't burn down all those effing apes with flamethrowers.
[01:56:04]  So who do we elect next?
[01:56:06]  Putin?
[01:56:07]  Dude, look, I appreciate the 20 buckers, but that is a horrible statement, and I don't condone that whatsoever.
[01:56:14]  I mean, what are you talking about?
[01:56:16]  It was the Democrats that caused this shit.
[01:56:18]  It's the liberals that caused this shit.
[01:56:20]  Look!
[01:56:25]  Yes!
[01:56:25]  Of course.
[01:56:26]  I just had to do that this morning.
[01:56:28]  So how dirty is this?
[01:56:29]  This is because of Democrat and liberals.
[01:56:31]  So if you are a Democrat in America, you're anti-American scum and you hate your country.
[01:56:36]  Downtown San Francisco.
[01:56:37]  We spent three days walking up and down every street.
[01:56:41]  All right, I think we got it.
[01:56:42]  I think we got the gist of it.
[01:56:44]  I think we got the gist of it.
[01:56:45]  And once again, whoever the hell is, D Meowston, I appreciate the 20 bucker just like I appreciate the 25 bucker from Mike Koch, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about there, D. Meowston, about using flamethrowers on these people.
[01:57:01]  That's disgusting, man.
[01:57:02]  I don't condone that whatsoever.
[01:57:04]  All right?
[01:57:07]  I appreciate the 20, but Jesus Christ.
[01:57:10]  All right?
[01:57:11]  That's just horrible.
[01:57:13]  That's just horrible.
[01:57:14]  All right, let's move on.
[01:57:15]  And once again, if you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you hate your country and you think that illegal immigrants have more importance over this country than regular American citizens.
[01:57:28]  All right.
[01:57:29]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:57:30]  Let's go to the next $18.66 center.
[01:57:34]  It just seems like these fucking things never end, man.
[01:57:36]  This next $18.66 center is by Anonymous.
[01:57:41]  All right, didn't leave anything else other than the link.
[01:57:43]  So let's see what Anonymous requested here.
[01:57:46]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[01:57:47]  This is by Anonymous.
[01:57:52]  The fuck is this?

=== Anonymous Lazy Writer Uploads (15:20) ===

[01:57:53]  The Simpsons?
[01:58:00]  What the fuck?
[01:58:07]  Lazy writer.
[01:58:10]  Homer Simpson as Joe Kazczynski?
[01:58:18]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:58:31]  I mean, dude, what the hell is this?
[01:58:43]  I mean, obviously, this is a mocking of Miami Vice, obviously.
[01:59:01]  And Flanders.
[01:59:02]  Flanders is the enemy.
[01:59:04]  Old man Flanders is the elementy at Lazy Rider.
[01:59:09]  And Flanders is all built, got fucking tats and shit.
[01:59:12]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:59:13]  All right.
[01:59:13]  Let's move on.
[01:59:15]  Entertainment for TARDS.
[01:59:16]  Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
[01:59:18]  Entertainment for TARDS requested this son of a bitch.
[01:59:22]  And fuck you.
[01:59:23]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS.
[01:59:25]  So let's play what Entertainment for TARDS requested.
[01:59:28]  The TARD Wars?
[01:59:32]  What the fuck are the TARD Wars?
[01:59:37]  The fucking TARD Wars.
[01:59:39]  The fuck, dude.
[01:59:40]  Come fuck, dude.
[01:59:42]  Come on, dude.
[01:59:43]  Shut up.
[01:59:44]  Just stabbed you, dude.
[01:59:46]  Just stop you.
[01:59:48]  Alright.
[01:59:49]  The fucking Tard Wars!
[02:00:07]  Man, fuck you.
[02:00:08]  Right up!
[02:00:09]  Alright.
[02:00:10]  Fuck you people that think I'm entertainment for TARDS, man.
[02:00:13]  I'm telling you.
[02:00:14]  I am not an entertainment for TARDS.
[02:00:16]  I am not.
[02:00:18]  Oh, yeah, shit.
[02:00:20]  Hold up.
[02:00:21]  What this, fuck that, fuck that.
[02:00:23]  No, get me!
[02:00:24]  Come on!
[02:00:27]  I'll get sad about you in the force.
[02:00:29]  I got you in the force.
[02:00:32]  Turn on the ground.
[02:00:33]  I've got you in the force.
[02:00:37]  I got you in the force.
[02:00:39]  Oh, God, I'm joking.
[02:00:40]  Lightning Force goes.
[02:00:41]  Oh, the other kids.
[02:00:43]  I'm joking.
[02:00:44]  That's not a good combo.
[02:00:45]  Now I'm going to be a minor chunky here, like.
[02:00:47]  Oh, yeah, he's lightning.
[02:00:48]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:53]  Ray versus Kylo Leet.
[02:00:55]  What the hell is that?
[02:00:56]  Ray versus Kylo Leet.
[02:00:58]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:01:01]  Ray versus Kylo Leet.
[02:01:03]  This is now.
[02:01:04]  We're going to Nardia.
[02:01:06]  Alright, I've had enough of this TARD shit.
[02:01:10]  I've had enough of this TARD shit.
[02:01:12]  Alright, that's enough.
[02:01:13]  I'm not entertainment for TARDS.
[02:01:15]  Fuck all of you people that continue to say that I am.
[02:01:18]  I am not.
[02:01:21]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:01:22]  Alright, let's move on.
[02:01:24]  Let's get to the next one here.
[02:01:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:01:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:01:28]  You guys make me sick.
[02:01:32]  It just, it never ends, dude.
[02:01:34]  It never ends.
[02:01:36]  It never ends, man.
[02:01:37]  It's my life.
[02:01:39]  Don't you forget.
[02:01:41]  All right.
[02:01:42]  And this next one is actually an image.
[02:01:45]  Okay, this next one is actually an image by Tyler225905.
[02:01:52]  And I just went to it, and here it is.
[02:01:54]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:01:55]  Here it is.
[02:01:56]  Look at this.
[02:01:57]  Tyler, huh?
[02:01:58]  Tyler225905 requested this.
[02:02:02]  Look at this.
[02:02:02]  It's a fucking image.
[02:02:04]  We've got some donkey with a snake in a well.
[02:02:06]  I don't know what the fuck that is.
[02:02:08]  You got rhinoceros, fucking turd emojis.
[02:02:11]  I don't know.
[02:02:12]  I'm supposed to be.
[02:02:13]  What am I holding a fucking pig?
[02:02:14]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
[02:02:15]  I'm holding a fucking pig.
[02:02:18]  Ah, geez.
[02:02:20]  Get this shit off for Christ's sake.
[02:02:21]  Get that sick fucking shit off.
[02:02:24]  Get off for Christ's sake, man.
[02:02:28]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:30]  And that's what you did there, Tyler, 225905?
[02:02:35]  Is that what you did?
[02:02:36]  You proud of that there, Tyler, 225905, huh?
[02:02:41]  You're very proud of yourself, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:02:48]  This shit just gets sicker and sicker every time I do another show after another show.
[02:02:54]  All right, let's go to Pingas.
[02:02:56]  Pingas requested something here.
[02:02:58]  He said, Hey, uh, G-Man, uh, sorry this show isn't, you know, it's going down the tard hole.
[02:03:03]  Here's something to brighten your mood, okay?
[02:03:05]  Let's see what you're talking about there, okay?
[02:03:08]  Pingas is claiming this is going to lighten the mood here, okay?
[02:03:13]  So let's see what ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:03:15]  Pingas, thanks a lot, Pingas.
[02:03:18]  Thanks a lot.
[02:03:19]  Go ahead and play it.
[02:03:21]  All right.
[02:03:22]  A long time ago, in a galaxy far away star tards.
[02:03:35]  What the hell is this?
[02:03:40]  The Lost Jedi.
[02:04:04]  What the fuck?
[02:04:05]  Dang.
[02:04:07]  Well, I got a parking ticket the other day on Planet Z Blob for parking in the Jedi Temple Zone.
[02:04:15]  Oh my god.
[02:04:16]  Your autism is showing.
[02:04:20]  Oh, still down there, boys.
[02:04:22]  It's Chancellor Chan, Chancellor Cham.
[02:04:28]  What the hell are you doing here?
[02:04:29]  God, this is fucking horrible.
[02:04:32]  I have something to show.
[02:04:35]  This is horrible, dude.
[02:04:45]  The fu- Oh!
[02:04:47]  What the fuck?
[02:04:48]  You just killed Chancellor.
[02:04:49]  Dude, shit, he's just staring at me like that.
[02:04:50]  What the hell?
[02:04:52]  Okay, the cops are coming.
[02:04:53]  We actually have to go.
[02:04:54]  We gotta get out of here.
[02:05:02]  BRO!
[02:05:02]  The space ops are right behind us!
[02:05:04]  Bro, kick this shit into hyperspace.
[02:05:06]  Are you on the gas?
[02:05:15]  We're out of the gas.
[02:05:20]  Dude, are you shitting me?
[02:05:27]  You've got to be shitting me, man.
[02:05:32]  Whoa, look at this place.
[02:05:34]  Ain't this Master Pigman's planet?
[02:05:36]  I don't know.
[02:05:37]  Check it out.
[02:05:38]  All right, let's go.
[02:05:39]  All right.
[02:05:41]  I mean, they put this much time, effort, and energy to this bullshit.
[02:05:50]  All right, let's split up.
[02:05:52]  Alright.
[02:05:58]  Oh! Master Pigman!
[02:06:03]  All right, I've had about enough of this.
[02:06:04]  I'm sorry.
[02:06:05]  Oh my god, you're handy.
[02:06:06]  I've let this go for almost three minutes.
[02:06:08]  I mean, this is stupid.
[02:06:09]  What do you need?
[02:06:10]  Bro, I don't know.
[02:06:13]  This is really fucking stupid, man.
[02:06:15]  I hope that these guys don't run for office or anything like that because this is fucking embarrassing.
[02:06:20]  All right.
[02:06:21]  This is fucking embarrassing.
[02:06:23]  I may have.
[02:06:24]  You look, I may have thrown him a pass had there been any kind of chicks in this.
[02:06:29]  Any chick whatsoever.
[02:06:30]  All right.
[02:06:32]  Hey, what is this?
[02:06:34]  Miss Sweetie Pooh, age eight.
[02:06:38]  Please stop on board.
[02:06:39]  Please stop on board.
[02:06:40]  Please stop.
[02:06:41]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:06:42]  That's why I didn't say it.
[02:06:43]  You want to know why?
[02:06:43]  Because you're a fucking spammer.
[02:06:45]  All right, Miss Sweetie Pooh fucking fruit bowl.
[02:06:48]  So just sit there and shut your ass.
[02:06:51]  All right, let's move on here.
[02:06:52]  Who do we got here?
[02:06:53]  We've got Demo Pan 18.
[02:06:56]  What is it?
[02:06:56]  Demo Pan.
[02:06:57]  Here it is.
[02:06:57]  Autism, he said.
[02:06:58]  Autism.
[02:06:59]  So let's see what the hell Demo Pan requested for an 18 bucker and 66 center here.
[02:07:06]  Demo pan.
[02:07:07]  All right, what is this shit?
[02:07:08]  You just put autism.
[02:07:09]  That's it.
[02:07:10]  What is this, Demo Pan?
[02:07:12]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:07:13]  The video's unavailable, Demo Pan.
[02:07:15]  Look at this shit.
[02:07:17]  What the hell happened?
[02:07:18]  The fucking video is unavailable.
[02:07:22]  What the fuck?
[02:07:25]  What the hell, Demo Pan?
[02:07:27]  I'm sitting over here.
[02:07:29]  Look, here it is again.
[02:07:30]  Let me try to do it.
[02:07:31]  Maybe I did something wrong.
[02:07:32]  I didn't do anything wrong.
[02:07:35]  Here it is.
[02:07:36]  Here it is.
[02:07:36]  Look at that.
[02:07:37]  Unavailable.
[02:07:38]  Unavailable.
[02:07:39]  Did you just fucking upload like some obnoxious, obscene shit?
[02:07:42]  And, you know, fucking YouTube was like, ah, ah.
[02:07:46]  Anyway, Demo Pan, if you want to fucking donate like a two or three bucker and, you know, give me another link, I'll play it.
[02:07:52]  But, you know, it's, I don't know what to do.
[02:07:56]  It's it.
[02:07:57]  It's a fail.
[02:07:57]  It's a major fail.
[02:07:59]  Anyway, semi-slav.
[02:08:01]  Semi-slav requested this.
[02:08:03]  So let's go ahead and go to semi-slav here.
[02:08:06]  All right, let's see what the hell this is there, semi-slav.
[02:08:09]  What are you requesting, dude?
[02:08:10]  What is this?
[02:08:10]  What is this shit?
[02:08:15]  What is this?
[02:08:17]  Willie?
[02:08:19]  Ah, dude.
[02:08:20]  What the fuck?
[02:08:21]  Are you shitting me?
[02:08:27]  Oh, my God.
[02:08:28]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:08:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:08:31]  All right.
[02:08:32]  Thank you, Demo Pan.
[02:08:33]  I mean, what the fuck?
[02:08:39]  This is fucking disgusting, man.
[02:08:42]  And look, this has got 26 million hits on YouTube, man.
[02:08:46]  26 million hits on YouTube, man.
[02:08:50]  And yet, I get banned from YouTube, right, folks?
[02:08:53]  I get banned from YouTube.
[02:08:54]  And yet they got sick shit.
[02:08:56]  Look at that sick shit.
[02:08:58]  Look at that sick shit.
[02:09:02]  Willie, Willie, Bam.
[02:09:04]  All right, that's enough.
[02:09:05]  All right, we've had enough of this.
[02:09:08]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:09:12]  26 million views, dude.
[02:09:16]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:17]  All right, we've had enough of this.
[02:09:18]  Oh, geez.
[02:09:19]  He's spreading ass, for Christ's sake.
[02:09:21]  All right, that's enough.
[02:09:23]  My apologies, folks.
[02:09:24]  I don't know what the hell semi-slav was trying to prove there.
[02:09:27]  What the fuck's your problem, semi-slav?
[02:09:30]  Seriously, man.
[02:09:31]  The fuck were you trying to prove by donating that sick?
[02:09:35]  You're a semi-slav sick son of a bitch is what you are.
[02:09:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:09:43]  Fucking semi-slav.
[02:09:45]  All right, give me some more beer.
[02:09:47]  I need another beer for Christ's sake if I'm going to keep going for Christ's sake, man.
[02:09:50]  I need more beer.
[02:09:54]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:09:56]  This is the only way I can goddamn palate this son of a bitch, man.
[02:10:00]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:04]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:10:05]  I got to do this.
[02:10:06]  This is the only way I can continue to do this broadcast.
[02:10:08]  I've been thinking about ending this son of a bitch early here for the past hour and a half.
[02:10:13]  So the only way I'm going to be able to pallet this son of a bitch is if I drink copious amounts of alcohol and shut up in the chat room about alcoholism or drunk or whatever the fuck.
[02:10:23]  I'm a connoisseur, assholes.
[02:10:26]  I thought you knew.
[02:10:29]  What is this?
[02:10:30]  Semi-Slav again?
[02:10:32]  What is this?
[02:10:34]  What is this?
[02:10:35]  Ghost hates niggers, You asshole.
[02:10:39]  Don't condone this.
[02:10:40]  I don't fuck you.
[02:10:42]  I don't condone what the hell Semi-Slav just said.
[02:10:45]  All right.
[02:10:46]  I don't condone that shit.
[02:10:47]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows that.
[02:10:51]  I am not a racist.
[02:10:53]  So I don't condone what Semi-Slav just said, dude.
[02:10:57]  All right, who do we have here?
[02:10:58]  We got, ah, Jesus Christ, Tim McCrab.
[02:11:01]  Now, I don't know what's going on with Tim McCrab.
[02:11:04]  I thought we were cool.
[02:11:05]  I thought we were bros and shit.
[02:11:07]  I don't know.
[02:11:07]  All of a sudden, he's calling me entertainment for tards.
[02:11:11]  What is this?
[02:11:12]  Oh, my God.
[02:11:13]  I'm entertainment for targets.
[02:11:15]  Fuck you.
[02:11:16]  I am not entertainment for tards.
[02:11:19]  Shut the fuck up already with that shit.
[02:11:24]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:25]  All right, Tim McCrab.
[02:11:27]  Here he is here, right?
[02:11:30]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:31]  All right, here it is.
[02:11:32]  Tim McCrab requested this and said, bass brother who posted lanes.
[02:11:38]  You didn't post the best one.
[02:11:40]  Whatever the hell that is.
[02:11:41]  Oh, great.
[02:11:41]  Here's Wheelchair Jew again.
[02:11:43]  I would appreciate it if you didn't mock me, Bitchler wheelchair fuck.
[02:11:47]  Fuck you.
[02:11:48]  You keep saying 18 bucker and 66 center.
[02:11:51]  I am gonna have to pop your wheelchair tires and kick me down.
[02:11:54]  Yeah, yeah, right.
[02:11:55]  Yeah, fuck you.
[02:11:57]  Fuck you.
[02:11:58]  All right, wheelchair Jew.
[02:11:59]  I'm getting tired of your little fucking smart mouth.
[02:12:02]  You're lucky your ass is on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet because if you were face to face with me, I'd beat the living be Jesus out of your ass right now.
[02:12:12]  All right, let's get to Tim McCrab.
[02:12:13]  All right, Tim McCrab.
[02:12:14]  Tim McCrab requested this.
[02:12:16]  And what is this?
[02:12:17]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:12:18]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:12:19]  Tim McCrabb requested this.
[02:12:26]  Are you kidding me?
[02:12:29]  This fucking tarred rapper again.
[02:12:34]  This fucking tarred rapper, man.
[02:12:36]  Christ.
[02:12:43]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:49]  Look at this psychotic fucking tar, dude.
[02:12:53]  What's this guy's fucking problem, dude?
[02:13:03]  Oh my god.

=== Peter Griffin Rap Nightmare (15:22) ===

[02:13:14]  What the fuck kind of shit is that?
[02:13:15]  I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, uh, uh.
[02:13:18]  Uh.
[02:13:25]  Nigga, ain't on no tough shit.
[02:13:27]  Nigga, fuck around with extended fucking clips.
[02:13:30]  All right, man, dude.
[02:13:31]  Tim McCrab, you actually know about this, Tim McCrab.
[02:13:35]  You actually know about this rapper, Tim McCrab.
[02:13:37]  Give me a break.
[02:13:41]  I've had about enough of this, dude.
[02:13:43]  Hey, look, this has got a million hits.
[02:13:47]  There's a million rap cards out there.
[02:13:51]  There's a million raptards out there.
[02:13:58]  I've had enough of this.
[02:14:00]  I've had enough of this.
[02:14:02]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:14:03]  How the hell do you know about this, Tim McCrab?
[02:14:05]  Seriously.
[02:14:08]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:14:10]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[02:14:11]  What the fuck is that, man?
[02:14:14]  What is that?
[02:14:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:18]  All right, we got Train Lover 567 in the house.
[02:14:22]  All right, Train Lover 567 requested this 18 bucker.
[02:14:27]  What?
[02:14:27]  What the hell?
[02:14:28]  Another one by Tim McCrab.
[02:14:30]  Lance is beyond base.
[02:14:32]  He dressed as a woman and robbed someone's house and went to jail for a year in Cincinnati.
[02:14:38]  Oh my god, what a fucking sick maniac, huh?
[02:14:41]  I mean, I guess you could have seen that one coming, huh?
[02:14:43]  Anyway, Train Lubber 567 requested this and said, What do you, what you think I think it sounds like.
[02:14:51]  Hold on.
[02:14:51]  What you think I think it sounds good.
[02:14:54]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[02:14:57]  And what the hell is this?
[02:15:00]  I am a wipe.
[02:15:03]  Fuck you, asshole.
[02:15:04]  All right.
[02:15:04]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:15:05]  I'm not a fucking.
[02:15:06]  Fuck you.
[02:15:06]  All right.
[02:15:07]  Train lover 567 requested this.
[02:15:11]  Hold on.
[02:15:11]  We got to fucking wait for an advertisement for Grammarly.
[02:15:14]  Hi.
[02:15:15]  Welcome to Grammarly.
[02:15:16]  We will not only help fix your grammar problems, we'll also make your little essay or whatever you're writing politically correct, getting out the politically incorrect words out of your little essay because we can do that.
[02:15:32]  Sponsored by Tardvada?
[02:15:34]  Man, fuck you, dude.
[02:15:35]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:15:37]  Sponsored by Tardvada.
[02:15:40]  Dude, listen to me.
[02:15:40]  I'm going to be honest with you, man.
[02:15:42]  I am tired of this, man.
[02:15:43]  I did not come here to fucking take this type of internet tomfoolery, man.
[02:15:48]  Semi-slob.
[02:15:50]  How many brain cells do you have left that your alcoholism hasn't destroyed you, retarded Texan faggot?
[02:15:55]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:15:57]  I've got plenty of brain cells, and I'm not out here over-abusing shit, alright?
[02:16:02]  I'm a connoisseur, even though you sons of bitches always claim that, oh, well, he's a he's an alcoholic.
[02:16:10]  Star Trek, Star Wars, Bunch of Plebs Babylon 5 is where it is at.
[02:16:15]  Babylon 5, you actually admit that in public?
[02:16:18]  That you watch that shit?
[02:16:20]  Good God.
[02:16:21]  In the field of local live.
[02:16:23]  Anita Hardcock.
[02:16:26]  Oh, dear diary.
[02:16:27]  Quit your bitching and dance like the good nigger you are.
[02:16:30]  Oh, fuck you.
[02:16:31]  I am.
[02:16:32]  Fuck you.
[02:16:33]  I'm not entertainment for tards.
[02:16:35]  Look, I'm telling you right now, dude, you all keep calling me entertainment for tards.
[02:16:39]  I'm going to fucking end the show once the last fucking $18.66 center is over.
[02:16:44]  Okay?
[02:16:45]  I don't need to be fucking sitting here putting up with this shit on a fucking Saturday night with you fucking people, man.
[02:16:50]  You're lucky I'm here.
[02:16:52]  You're fucking lucky I'm here.
[02:16:55]  But do you fucking give a fucking shit?
[02:16:57]  No.
[02:16:57]  Look at it.
[02:16:58]  Just to end it, ghost, we don't give a fuck.
[02:17:00]  Fuck you.
[02:17:01]  I mean, fuck!
[02:17:06]  God damn it!
[02:17:06]  You're fucking lucky you're not in front of me, you pieces of shit.
[02:17:09]  You're fucking lucky, man.
[02:17:14]  I would fucking squeeze your fucking heart in my hand if I saw some of you fucking pricks.
[02:17:22]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[02:17:29]  Keep this up, you fucking pieces of shit.
[02:17:31]  I'm not joking around.
[02:17:32]  You fucking keep this up.
[02:17:34]  I'm getting the fuck out of here as soon as I'm done with these $18.66 bucker, you pieces of shit.
[02:17:39]  All right?
[02:17:41]  I'm gonna sit here and take this on a fucking Saturday night, man.
[02:17:45]  It's fucking Saturday!
[02:17:47]  You fucks!
[02:17:49]  I'm wasting my Saturday with you fucking people, man!
[02:17:53]  Ah, Christ.
[02:17:54]  Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:17:58]  Oh, man, come on, just fucking leave me alone already, man.
[02:18:02]  Seriously, just fucking leave me alone, man.
[02:18:06]  Hey, ghost, what?
[02:18:08]  Hey, ghost, what?
[02:18:09]  Wanted to thank you for relaying with the tag Special Needs Entertainment on YouTube.
[02:18:15]  It's greatly appreciated.
[02:18:16]  And the fact that you're special needs entertainment wonderful.
[02:18:22]  Who the fuck did that?
[02:18:25]  You fucking piece of shit.
[02:18:26]  In the field of local live hall mentainment.
[02:18:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:18:31]  My cock is maul.
[02:18:33]  My cock is maul.
[02:18:34]  What the fuck does that mean, you fucking idiot?
[02:18:36]  All right.
[02:18:36]  Just stop.
[02:18:37]  All right, everybody, just stop.
[02:18:39]  You understand that?
[02:18:41]  And stop fucking calling me entertainment for targets.
[02:18:44]  I guarantee you, once I'm done with the last $18.66 bucker, I'll get the fuck out of here because I don't need to be putting up with this shit.
[02:18:53]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[02:18:54]  All right, this is this fucking $18.66 bucker is requested by Train Lover567.
[02:19:00]  So go ahead and play.
[02:19:01]  What?
[02:19:02]  What?
[02:19:03]  Local live hall mentainment.
[02:19:05]  Oh my God.
[02:19:06]  Fuck you.
[02:19:07]  Fuck you, man.
[02:19:08]  Special fucking needs entertainment, man.
[02:19:11]  Shut up.
[02:19:13]  Play Train Lover 567's video.
[02:19:16]  Jesus Christ.
[02:19:17]  We got a little bit of rock and roll going on.
[02:19:25]  I'm done.
[02:19:27]  I'm on my knees.
[02:19:28]  Hey, it doesn't sound bad.
[02:19:30]  Been working so hard to fill my needs.
[02:19:33]  Doesn't sound bad.
[02:19:34]  I'll sound little guns and roses like this.
[02:19:38]  What is it, semi-shaped?
[02:19:39]  Racism, anger issues, and autism.
[02:19:42]  Ghost in a nutshell.
[02:19:44]  You should seek a therapist.
[02:19:45]  Fuck, fuck off.
[02:19:46]  I don't need a fucking therapist there.
[02:19:48]  I don't need nobody.
[02:19:49]  All right?
[02:19:50]  I don't fucking need anybody.
[02:19:51]  All right?
[02:19:52]  I've never needed anybody.
[02:19:54]  You know who I've depended on throughout this whole fucking life?
[02:19:57]  Me!
[02:19:58]  That's who!
[02:20:00]  Who do I trust?
[02:20:01]  Me!
[02:20:03]  I put this thing together!
[02:20:06]  So fuck off with your fucking stupid therapy suggestions.
[02:20:09]  All right, play the rest of the song, my train lover.
[02:20:12]  This sounds a little like guns and roses up in this son of a bitch.
[02:20:17]  I like it.
[02:20:18]  And I'm burning cash like gasoline.
[02:20:23]  I kind of dig this, train lover.
[02:20:25]  I'm back to the grind.
[02:20:28]  I am all I wanted to say.
[02:20:34]  You know what I mean?
[02:20:34]  Not too bad, this is fucking rock and roll for a Saturday night baby!
[02:20:46]  You know, time has come.
[02:20:49]  You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
[02:20:53]  Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
[02:21:01]  This ain't bad, man.
[02:21:03]  This ain't bad in there, Train Lover.
[02:21:05]  It sounds a little bit of fucking Guns N' Roses.
[02:21:07]  You hear a little bit of classic rock influence in there.
[02:21:11]  I've got nothing fun with an empty glass.
[02:21:17]  Can somebody please?
[02:21:30]  Not too bad, man.
[02:21:33]  Cause I've been walking this line.
[02:21:36]  Not too bad at all, train lover.
[02:21:39]  And all I'm wanting is say.
[02:21:43]  Not bad at all.
[02:21:44]  You know the time has come.
[02:21:47]  So don't miss me when it's gone.
[02:21:50]  You know, I'm going to give you some props.
[02:21:53]  All right, I got to give you some props, Train Lover.
[02:21:55]  That ain't too bad.
[02:21:55]  It sounds a little guns and roses.
[02:21:57]  You got a little bit of some classic rock in there.
[02:22:00]  Not too bad.
[02:22:01]  I appreciate you for suggesting it, man.
[02:22:03]  I'm glad.
[02:22:04]  It's a hell of a lot better than some of the sick, demented garbage that I've been forced to watch because people are fucking giving me $18.66 bucker to watch it, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:15]  All right.
[02:22:16]  I appreciate it.
[02:22:17]  Train Lover 567.
[02:22:18]  Pretty good music.
[02:22:19]  All right.
[02:22:20]  Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:22:24]  This one is requested by Chad Peter Griffin.
[02:22:27]  Chad Peter Griffin requested this son of a bitch saying, here's some hip-hop you can relate to.
[02:22:34]  What the fuck are you talking about, Chad Peter Griffin?
[02:22:36]  Fucking kind of hip-hop I can get I can relate to.
[02:22:38]  What are you talking about?
[02:22:42]  What is what is hard for entertainment is still screaming call Raiden snakes ghost He's doing the same as he has been doing for the past 11 years.
[02:22:50]  What the hell are you talking about captain autism?
[02:22:54]  What are you talking about?
[02:22:55]  You are still a greasy hambone, but here is a nice song to enjoy on the bank.
[02:22:59]  I'm a greasy hambo.
[02:23:00]  Yeah, thanks a lot.
[02:23:01]  Yeah, thanks a lot, asshole.
[02:23:03]  All right, local live home entertainment.
[02:23:06]  What are you talking about?
[02:23:08]  If you support Trump, then you support racism.
[02:23:11]  Fuck you.
[02:23:11]  What are you talking about?
[02:23:13]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:23:14]  Trump is the modern-day George Washington.
[02:23:17]  He gave America back to the American people.
[02:23:20]  He threw a monkey wrench into globalism.
[02:23:23]  I mean, what are you talking about, man?
[02:23:25]  This president has been more of an Americana president than probably any other president in American history.
[02:23:31]  And for you people to sit here and talk garbage, give me a fucking break.
[02:23:35]  All right?
[02:23:36]  Give me a goddamn break.
[02:23:37]  All right.
[02:23:38]  And I, hey, fucking Acusto Demo Pan.
[02:23:42]  Your autism is showing.
[02:23:44]  I've got you next after Chad Peter Griffin, you fucking Milky Liquor.
[02:23:47]  So pipe your fucking goddamn dirty ass down.
[02:23:51]  All right, here it is.
[02:23:53]  Some rap I can relate to by Chad Peter Griffin.
[02:23:57]  Okay, I don't know what he's talking about.
[02:23:58]  Some hip-hop I can relate to.
[02:24:00]  Here it is.
[02:24:00]  Chad Peter Griffin requested this.
[02:24:07]  Awful records.
[02:24:09]  Yeah.
[02:24:10]  What's this guy in a fucking wheelchair?
[02:24:12]  This guy's in a fucking wheelchair.
[02:24:20]  Yeah, real funny, asshole.
[02:24:22]  Something I can relate to.
[02:24:25]  wheelchair, you dicks.
[02:24:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:45]  Fuck you, Chad Peter Griffin, if you think that I relate to this because this son of a bitch is in a wheelchair.
[02:24:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:57]  I mean, this This is a fucking horrible video, by the way.
[02:25:03]  What is some fucking cameraman just fucking following this guy wheel himself around the hood?
[02:25:13]  There's some lame ass fucking rap.
[02:25:38]  Oh my god, this guy's in a wheelchair, dude.
[02:25:43]  Hey, what is that?
[02:25:43]  Is that a chicken head?
[02:25:44]  Look at a chicken head next to him, dude.
[02:25:47]  He's got a chicken head.
[02:25:50]  Oh, man.
[02:25:51]  Hold on, what is it?
[02:25:52]  Hold on, what?
[02:25:52]  What is this?
[02:25:53]  Everyone, keep donating $18.66.
[02:25:56]  Don't let this wheelchair-bounded racist go to sleep.
[02:26:00]  Man, fuck you, semi-slav, dude.
[02:26:02]  Why the fuck would you encourage something like that, man?
[02:26:05]  You're lucky I'm here on a Saturday.
[02:26:08]  Let's play a couple more seconds of this shit.
[02:26:15]  You guys just want to make my life a living hell, man.
[02:26:20]  Look, he's got a chicken head.
[02:26:23]  What's she tripping out on acid?
[02:26:25]  He's trippin' on acid!
[02:26:31]  Ah!
[02:26:36]  I'm done.
[02:26:41]  This is horrible rap, dude.
[02:26:43]  This is horrible rap, first of all.
[02:26:45]  And secondly, fuck you, Chad Peter Griffin, thinking that I can relate to this because you think I'm in a fucking wheelchair, alright?
[02:26:50]  I am not in a wheelchair.
[02:26:53]  I don't know how many times I gotta fucking say this, but you know.
[02:26:58]  Just fuck yourselves, alright?
[02:27:01]  All of you people that are just trying to make my life a living hell.
[02:27:06]  C-Y-K-A Blead Hambone.
[02:27:08]  The fuck are you talking about, Gronzy buddy?
[02:27:11]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[02:27:13]  All right, this one is by Acusto Demo Pan.
[02:27:17]  All right, who was just fucking bitching and moaning in the chat room about how I skipped his shit?
[02:27:21]  It was next.
[02:27:22]  Remember, you gave a link that sucked a cock with it.
[02:27:25]  Now I'm playing it.
[02:27:26]  You get it now, Acosto Demo Pan, you fucking Milky Licker.
[02:27:30]  So here it is, Acosto Demo Pan, bitching and moaning.
[02:27:34]  Here's his goddamn video.
[02:27:35]  What is this?
[02:27:36]  This better be, this better, this better be enlightening, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:27:40]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[02:27:40]  This isn't enlightening.
[02:27:41]  What is this shit?
[02:27:43]  This is off your fucking account.
[02:27:45]  What is this shit?
[02:27:49]  The fuck is this what the fuck did you the walk of autism?
[02:28:05]  Did you just make Pantera autistic, you fucking piece of shit?
[02:28:13]  Fuckin' Acosto Demo Pan just made Pantera autistic.
[02:28:26]  Man, fuck you, Demo Pan, seriously.
[02:28:28]  Seriously, fuck you, man.

=== Pantera Autistic Insults (02:45) ===

[02:28:36]  You fucking respect Pantera, all right?
[02:28:40]  You respect Dimebag Daryl.
[02:28:42]  You respect Vinny Paul.
[02:28:45]  fucking turning it into autistic music you bastard you fucking you committed musical blasphemy man Seriously.
[02:29:09]  Hold on, who's next?
[02:29:10]  Another good one.
[02:29:12]  Another good one by Geno X1987.
[02:29:15]  Isn't that great?
[02:29:15]  Jesus Christ.
[02:29:17]  Let's listen to a little bit more of this autistic fucking Panthera by fucking Demo Pan over here.
[02:29:24]  Sounds like shit.
[02:29:28]  Down syndrome, Daryl.
[02:29:30]  Fuck you, man.
[02:29:31]  Do not make fun of Dimebag Daryl like that.
[02:29:34]  Whoever the fucking donated Down Syndrome Daryl, I hope you burn in hell.
[02:29:41]  R.I.P. Dimebag, R.I.P. Vinny Paul, man.
[02:29:45]  The greatest metal musicians alive.
[02:29:48]  Well, that used to be alive.
[02:29:50]  Let's put it that way.
[02:29:53]  I mean, give me a break with this autistic version of that fucking Pantera, man.
[02:29:58]  This actually concocted out of your fucking mind there, Demo Pan.
[02:30:02]  Are you kidding me?
[02:30:05]  Alright, I've had enough of this.
[02:30:08]  A lesson learned in life.
[02:30:12]  Learn from the dawn of time.
[02:30:17]  Read!
[02:30:19]  Spec!
[02:30:21]  Walk!
[02:30:23]  Alright, that's enough.
[02:30:24]  This is too fucking autistic.
[02:30:25]  Yeah, real funny, Demo Pan.
[02:30:28]  Real fucking funny, man.
[02:30:29]  You better respect fucking Pantera.
[02:30:32]  All right, that's all I got to say to not only Augusto Demo Pan.
[02:30:35]  That goes for all of you people.
[02:30:37]  Respect Pan fucking Terra.
[02:30:40]  Respect fucking Pantera.
[02:30:45]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:30:46]  I mean, what kind of a fucking night is this, dude?
[02:30:48]  I mean, I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:30:50]  I did not expect you people to be piling up the fucking $18.66 center like this.
[02:30:57]  I mean, we have taken up all the show up to this point.
[02:30:59]  I thought that, you know, there'd be a few of them.
[02:31:01]  I'd get done with them.
[02:31:03]  We'd be able to go to the next fucking part of the show.
[02:31:05]  But here we are.
[02:31:06]  Here we are.
[02:31:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:31:10]  What the fuck are you with?
[02:31:11]  Type kep to ban Captain.
[02:31:15]  Fuck you.
[02:31:15]  Yeah, ban Captain Dessey.
[02:31:17]  Fuck you, man.
[02:31:19]  Leave Captain Desi alone, man.

=== Tim McCrab Concocted Bullshit (07:57) ===

[02:31:21]  He didn't do nothing.
[02:31:23]  You people are just a bunch of jerk-offs to him because I don't know.
[02:31:26]  I don't know why.
[02:31:27]  I have no fucking idea why.
[02:31:30]  All right, let's move on.
[02:31:31]  Who's next?
[02:31:32]  Tim McCrav.
[02:31:33]  Tim McCrav again.
[02:31:34]  He said, Lens or Lanes is beyond base.
[02:31:37]  That's that fucking rapper that's, he's talking about that dude.
[02:31:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:31:43]  What the hell is this?
[02:31:44]  Show for the mentally challenged.
[02:31:47]  Yeah, fucking fuck you, man.
[02:31:49]  Show for the mentally challenged.
[02:31:51]  Your mother's mentally challenged for shitting out a piece of fucking waste of human life like you out of her uterus pipe.
[02:31:58]  All right, just shut up.
[02:32:01]  Anyway, this one rapper, that asshole, Lanes, I think is his name, is beyond base, according to Tim McCrav.
[02:32:09]  He dressed up as a woman and robbed someone's house and went to jail for a year for it.
[02:32:14]  He's out of Cincinnati.
[02:32:15]  So let's see what Tim McCrav has requested here.
[02:32:19]  And Jesus Christ, more advertisements.
[02:32:22]  This time it's for some kind of a black show where, haven't you noticed that black shows, whether it's love and hip-hop or, you know, Empire or any of these black shows, they always emphasize violence and, you know, stabbing each other's backs and just the most horrific of human being behavior.
[02:32:46]  I'm just saying, dude, I'm not being racist.
[02:32:49]  I'm just saying, have you ever watched Love and Hip Hop?
[02:32:52]  All right, doesn't matter which one you watch.
[02:32:54]  Atlanta, Los Angeles, Miami, New York.
[02:32:57]  It doesn't matter.
[02:32:58]  The most popular people on these shows are the most fucking loudest, the most violent, the most vile people that you can even imagine.
[02:33:08]  Why is that?
[02:33:10]  Why is that, for Christ's sake?
[02:33:11]  And that's another thing.
[02:33:12]  You know what this does to black people?
[02:33:14]  It turns them into the type of characters that these idiots are conveying over the broadcast.
[02:33:21]  I mean, have you ever talked to a black person?
[02:33:24]  And I'm not saying all black people are like this, folks.
[02:33:26]  I'm just generalizing from my experiences.
[02:33:30]  But it seems like every black person, when you try to have a conversation with them, screams at you.
[02:33:36]  Have you noticed this?
[02:33:37]  You know, like, hey, how you doing, Tyrone?
[02:33:39]  Hey, what's up, motherfucking motherfucker?
[02:33:41]  Oh, we a ghost, man.
[02:33:42]  You don't see it?
[02:33:43]  Yeah, man.
[02:33:45]  Hey, why are you yelling at me?
[02:33:47]  You know what I mean?
[02:33:48]  And then they'll be like, man, I ain't yelling, man.
[02:33:50]  What the fuck you talking about, man?
[02:33:52]  I ain't yelling up at this motherfucker.
[02:33:55]  So I'm just saying, you know, we should have a conversation about that.
[02:33:59]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:34:00]  All right.
[02:34:00]  I'm not saying, you see, people in here are calling me racist and all this other shit.
[02:34:05]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:34:08]  All right.
[02:34:09]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[02:34:13]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP, Kraut, Camel Jockey, Oriental, Jap, Kangaroo Banger.
[02:34:24]  I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:34:27]  And for you people to sit here and make this false indictment that I'm a goddamn racist, you don't know your ass from your elbow, man.
[02:34:36]  Hey, what is this?
[02:34:37]  I hope you're having a good Saturday tonight, Ghost.
[02:34:39]  Cheers to the city.
[02:34:40]  I appreciate that.
[02:34:42]  I'm a paid fucking asshole.
[02:34:44]  I'm a pay-doh.
[02:34:46]  I'm a...
[02:34:46]  Fuck you!
[02:34:49]  Fuck all of you, man!
[02:34:53]  Fuck you!
[02:34:56]  I'm getting tired of you people making me say this shit.
[02:35:00]  All right, I'm how many more of these fucking things do I got?
[02:35:04]  Because I'm gonna end the show right after I'm done with the last fucking $18.66 center.
[02:35:09]  All right, no more.
[02:35:11]  All right, and it's because of you people.
[02:35:13]  You people fuck this up.
[02:35:15]  You people fuck this episode 13, 13, 13.
[02:35:20]  You fucking ruined this episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, you piece of shit.
[02:35:26]  All right, let's listen to Tim McCrab.
[02:35:28]  He said Lane's is beyond based.
[02:35:31]  He dressed as a woman and robbed someone's house and went to jail for a year for it.
[02:35:34]  Let's go ahead and play.
[02:35:36]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:35:37]  What?
[02:35:39]  Puka dude.
[02:35:39]  I've been meaning to donate this for ages.
[02:35:42]  If you enjoyed that credence mashup from a few weeks ago, you'll probably like this one, too.
[02:35:47]  By the way, thanks for the shit list spot.
[02:35:50]  Yeah, no problem.
[02:35:51]  Where the fuck you been, Puka dude, huh?
[02:35:53]  Yeah, you've been out there, you know, tickling your asshole out there or something.
[02:35:58]  Anyway, it doesn't matter.
[02:36:00]  It's good to see you, Puka dude, or Puka, Puka ass, or whatever your name is.
[02:36:03]  All right, Tim McCrab, he requested this.
[02:36:07]  Let's go ahead and hear what Tim McCrab requested.
[02:36:09]  It's this one freak show again.
[02:36:13]  Oh my God.
[02:36:16]  Look at this fucking lunatic.
[02:36:19]  probably smoking PCP right there fucking kidding me man Is this guy serious?
[02:36:48]  Is this guy's look?
[02:36:50]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:36:51]  Wait a minute.
[02:36:51]  What?
[02:36:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:36:53]  Hey, Resistler, when you say that you have friends that happen to be black, it sounds like that, that they are accidentally black and you didn't mean to be friends with them because you're racist.
[02:37:02]  Nah, that's not what the fuck it means, you idiot.
[02:37:06]  That's not what it means at all.
[02:37:07]  I'm just saying I have a whole array of friends of all nationalities.
[02:37:12]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:37:13]  That's what the fuck it means.
[02:37:15]  You're just trying to concoct some bullshit out of your ass to make me look bad.
[02:37:18]  And that's all you fucking trolls are good for, all right?
[02:37:21]  So anyway, let's go back to Tim McCrab's video.
[02:37:24]  Okay, Tim McCrab, let's watch a few more seconds of this.
[02:37:28]  tim mcrabb requested this what the fuck So you said the word jab and Kraut.
[02:37:45]  That proves you are a racist and a liar, as well as hating people with disabilities.
[02:37:50]  I didn't.
[02:37:51]  Shut up.
[02:37:52]  You think I'm a racist?
[02:37:54]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be a nip.
[02:37:56]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[02:37:59]  Play this fuckin' shit.
[02:38:01]  You're rapping today's America.
[02:38:25]  Is this gangster rap?
[02:38:26]  Seriously, I've had enough of this Thank you, Tim McCrab.
[02:38:43]  This guy's a fucking sick maniac.
[02:38:45]  You know that?
[02:38:46]  I mean, just take a look at the fucking freak show eyes of this son of a bitch.
[02:38:50]  Take a look.
[02:38:58]  That's enough of this.
[02:39:01]  All right.
[02:39:01]  And hey, hey, all you people that are saying he's making chimp noises in the chat room, that's racist.
[02:39:07]  You fucking idiots are calling me racist, and yet I've got fucking assholes flapping their Pop-Tart-stained fingers on the keyboard talking about how this guy sounds like a chimp.
[02:39:17]  I mean, that is racist, asshole.

=== Babylon 5 Master Race Debate (03:32) ===

[02:39:19]  All right.
[02:39:20]  I am not a racist.
[02:39:21]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows it.
[02:39:24]  All right.
[02:39:25]  All right.
[02:39:26]  Let's move on.
[02:39:27]  Thank you very much, Tim McCrabb.
[02:39:29]  I'm glad that you know that guy.
[02:39:30]  And I guess you're bumping his shit in your car or something.
[02:39:34]  I have no idea.
[02:39:35]  So let's move on.
[02:39:36]  Let's, who's next in the $18.66 bucker here?
[02:39:41]  Babylon 5 Master Race requested this next one, okay?
[02:39:46]  Babylon 5 Master Race, Star Trek, Star Wars, bunch of plebs.
[02:39:51]  Babylon 5 is where it's at, okay?
[02:39:53]  So I don't know.
[02:39:55]  I mean, obviously, this is probably a clip of Babylon 5.
[02:39:58]  I would never admit that in public if you're a fan of Babylon 5, but take a look.
[02:40:03]  Babylon 5 Master Race requested this for an $18.66 bucker here.
[02:40:09]  So let's go ahead and see this.
[02:40:11]  Hold on.
[02:40:11]  We got to wait five minutes for an advertisement.
[02:40:13]  What the hell is this?
[02:40:14]  What kind of fruity advertisement is this?
[02:40:17]  Who knows?
[02:40:17]  Who gives a shit?
[02:40:18]  All right, let's move on.
[02:40:19]  Oh, here it is.
[02:40:20]  Here it is, folks.
[02:40:22]  All of you folks that like Star Trek and Star Wars, Babylon 5 fans are in the house.
[02:40:28]  All right, everyone, listen up.
[02:40:29]  Babylon 5.
[02:40:34]  The unconstitutional actions taken against us and the Mars colony by President Clark.
[02:40:40]  Strall's holographic system online.
[02:40:42]  Just finished.
[02:40:43]  Stand by for scan.
[02:40:46]  Babylon 5.
[02:40:51]  You're online.
[02:40:51]  Go ahead.
[02:40:53]  May I have your attention, please?
[02:40:57]  In the last few hours, we have learned that warships are coming this way from Earth.
[02:41:02]  Their orders are to seize command of Babylon 5 by force.
[02:41:07]  As commanding officer and military governor of Babylon 5, I cannot allow this to happen.
[02:41:14]  President Clark has violated the Earth Alliance Constitution.
[02:41:18]  The Earth Alliance Constitution.
[02:41:20]  Declaring martial law and personally ordering the bombing of civilian targets on the Mars colony.
[02:41:27]  He is personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.
[02:41:33]  Following these attacks, Orion 7 and Proxima 3 have broken away from the Earth Alliance and declared independence.
[02:41:41]  Uh-oh.
[02:41:42]  Babylon 5 now joins with them.
[02:41:44]  Babylon 5 now joins with them.
[02:41:47]  Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance.
[02:41:49]  Whoa!
[02:41:50]  Uh-oh!
[02:41:51]  Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance.
[02:41:54]  this is big news folks pendent state until president clark is removed from office at the end of this current crisis anyone who wishes to leave for earth is free to do so meanwhile for your own safety i urge everyone to stay in your quarters until this is over that is all Look at that, huh?
[02:42:19]  Babylon 5 fans, huh?
[02:42:21]  Babylon 5 fans.
[02:42:24]  Look at everybody.
[02:42:25]  Everybody's like now discussing the pertinence of Babylon 5 and whether or not it's better than Star Wars, whether or not it's better than Star Trek.
[02:42:35]  Come on, man.
[02:42:36]  All right, we can all individually like whatever the hell we like individually.
[02:42:40]  We don't have to all like Star Wars and Star Trek and all this other shit.
[02:42:45]  All right.
[02:42:45]  Thank you very much, their Babylon 5 Master Race.
[02:42:48]  This next $18.66 bucker.

=== Bonzie Buddy Freak Show Clip (06:07) ===

[02:42:52]  What, Tim McCrab again?
[02:42:54]  Tim McCrab again.
[02:42:56]  He said, in the kitchen, N-word.
[02:42:59]  We whipping N-word.
[02:43:00]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:43:02]  What is this, Tim McCrab?
[02:43:04]  Well, again, this fucking freak show?
[02:43:07]  Are you a fan?
[02:43:08]  Are you a fan of this psychotic fucking freaky fucking rapper named Lanes?
[02:43:15]  All right, Tim McCrab.
[02:43:16]  Here we go again.
[02:43:18]  Lanes.
[02:43:19]  Tim McCrabb requested this.
[02:43:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:43:31]  Is that another dude that he's got his arm around?
[02:43:43]  What the hell?
[02:43:44]  Is this supposed to be gangster?
[02:43:45]  And we can barely hear this, Lanes.
[02:43:48]  Get your shit remixed in a fucking reputable fucking recording studio.
[02:43:52]  You're getting to hear this crap.
[02:44:04]  Man, he needs to get...
[02:44:18]  I mean, this is a horrible recording.
[02:44:20]  I'll tell you that right now.
[02:44:21]  And those are horrible teeth.
[02:44:23]  Look at that.
[02:44:23]  Look at the disgusting grill on this fucking freak.
[02:44:26]  Oh, now he's claiming he's satanic.
[02:44:30]  He's claiming to be satanic.
[02:44:31]  What is he?
[02:44:32]  Isham now?
[02:44:33]  He thinks he's Esham?
[02:44:44]  I mean, seriously, this is his shtick.
[02:44:46]  He's just like, oh, my God.
[02:44:58]  Hey, Tim McCrabb, are you a fan of this guy?
[02:45:00]  Seriously?
[02:45:01]  Are you seriously a fan of this dude?
[02:45:04]  Are you seriously a fan?
[02:45:06]  And here's Semi-Slav again.
[02:45:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:10]  All right, Semi-Slav.
[02:45:11]  Listen, look, enough of the $18.66 bucker.
[02:45:15]  All right, seriously.
[02:45:17]  I'd like for everybody to please refrain from donating these anymore because I'm tired of them.
[02:45:22]  All right.
[02:45:23]  I want to get on with the fucking show here.
[02:45:26]  So can we stop with the $18.66 bucker, please?
[02:45:30]  Okay?
[02:45:32]  In the field of local live homemade ghost son confirmed.
[02:45:37]  What the hell does that mean, ghost son confirmed?
[02:45:40]  Your son sounds just like you.
[02:45:42]  Yeah, fuck you.
[02:45:42]  That ain't my fucking son.
[02:45:45]  Fucking idiots, man.
[02:45:46]  You fucking pissing me off.
[02:45:48]  All right.
[02:45:48]  Bonzie Buddy requested this one here.
[02:45:52]  Bonzie Buddy, he said, you're still a greasy hambone, but here is a nice song to enjoy on a Saturday night, huh?
[02:45:59]  Well, let's see what kind of nice song Bonzie Buddy is requesting here.
[02:46:04]  The hell is this, Bonzie Buddy?
[02:46:06]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:46:08]  Oh, hold on.
[02:46:09]  This is a fucking advertisement.
[02:46:10]  skip the fucking ad bonzie buddy requested this what kind of music is this Is this like a soundtrack?
[02:46:31]  Bombsy Bunny requested this.
[02:46:33]  What does everybody think about this?
[02:47:01]  Everybody's jamming out, huh?
[02:47:04]  It's Saturday Night Troll Show, baby, episode 13.
[02:47:08]  Rock and roll!
[02:47:22]  Oh, here comes the singing.
[02:47:24]  Yeah.
[02:47:26]  It's a bus.
[02:47:30]  Oh, and we open you there is for a tense.
[02:47:39]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:47:40]  Here's one that you probably haven't heard yet because I know you're a big fan of this artist.
[02:47:45]  Oh, really?
[02:47:46]  I'm a big fan, but I haven't heard it.
[02:47:48]  All right, we'll see.
[02:47:48]  Hold on.
[02:47:49]  Let me hear a couple more seconds of this.
[02:47:52]  This is my Bonzie Buddy.
[02:47:55]  Since the end this morning, Bonzie Bunny.
[02:48:03]  I can hear a little Hades hairband in this, you know?
[02:48:07]  a little bit of ronnie james video This world is safe.
[02:48:32]  Dun-da-da-da Hey, who requested this?
[02:48:43]  Bonzie Buddy.
[02:48:47]  Bonzie Buddy requested this.

=== Suka Suka Vodka Mashup (04:48) ===

[02:48:59]  Fucking roll, baby.
[02:49:05]  All right.
[02:49:06]  All right.
[02:49:07]  Let's go ahead and stop this.
[02:49:08]  All right.
[02:49:08]  Hey, thank you very much, Bonzie Buddy.
[02:49:11]  That was actually not bad.
[02:49:12]  Everybody in the chat room is pretty much appreciating it.
[02:49:15]  Wait a minute.
[02:49:16]  Another one by Geno X.
[02:49:19]  Oh, God.
[02:49:22]  She almost threw open my mouth a little bit there, man.
[02:49:25]  All right, let's continue on.
[02:49:28]  These things don't.
[02:49:29]  It doesn't look like this shit's ever going to end, dude.
[02:49:31]  I wanted to try to get through these $18.66 bucker as quick as I fucking can.
[02:49:37]  And as I started doing, these fucking idiots just fucking piled them on, piled them on, piled them on, piled them on.
[02:49:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:44]  All right, let's move on to the next one here.
[02:49:47]  Thank you, Bonzie Buddy.
[02:49:48]  That was a good one.
[02:49:49]  This next one is by Gronzy Buddy.
[02:49:52]  Wait a minute.
[02:49:52]  The previous one was by Bonzie Buddy.
[02:49:54]  This one is by Gronzy Buddy.
[02:49:57]  All right, what do you got, Gronzy Buddy?
[02:49:59]  What the fuck is this?
[02:50:00]  What are you requesting here?
[02:50:02]  Gronzy Buddy requested this.
[02:50:04]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:50:08]  Dimitri the Russian.
[02:50:10]  Who the fuck is this?
[02:50:13]  The Sika Blatt song?
[02:50:15]  What the fuck?
[02:50:15]  What is this shit?
[02:50:20]  Oh, fucking Putin, dude.
[02:50:24]  A fucking song about Putin.
[02:50:26]  When you play Siersbo, when you meet Petrinko, you ask him for Malako.
[02:50:33]  This is some fucking dumb ruski shit.
[02:50:43]  Yeah this looks like your typical Russian fucking malbreathing loser.
[02:50:54]  When you drink some vodka, you make honor to Russia.
[02:50:57]  When you drink Coca-Cola, you're from fucking America.
[02:51:00]  When you drink some vodka, you make honor to Russia.
[02:51:04]  Look at these mouth breathers.
[02:51:05]  You're from fucking America.
[02:51:07]  Look at these mouth-freezers!
[02:51:29]  You all know I don't like Ruskin.
[02:51:30]  Sukka Blat, Suka, Suka, Suka Blat, Sukka, Suka, Suka Blat.
[02:51:34]  You all know I don't like Ruskies.
[02:51:36]  Just fucking subscribe to the Mother Russia.
[02:51:38]  You fucking.
[02:51:39]  Fuck you, you dumb fucking mouth-breathing, vodka-chugging piece of rooski shit.
[02:51:44]  Just sit there and shut up.
[02:51:47]  Fucking hate rooskies, dude.
[02:51:48]  I'm sorry.
[02:51:49]  I don't like them.
[02:51:50]  I don't trust them.
[02:51:51]  Remember, this is the same fucking country of people that brought us serfdom, okay?
[02:51:56]  All right, the same group of people that brought us serfdom.
[02:51:59]  I'm just saying.
[02:52:01]  All right, who's next?
[02:52:04]  Gronzy buddy requested that last one.
[02:52:06]  This one, this next one coming up, is by Gino.
[02:52:10]  Well, I don't know if this is a Gino.
[02:52:11]  This is a, it only says Gino 1987.
[02:52:14]  It doesn't say Gino X 1987.
[02:52:17]  Wait a minute.
[02:52:17]  I don't think this is the real Gino.
[02:52:19]  All right.
[02:52:20]  And I hope it sure as hell is not.
[02:52:22]  I'm telling you that right now.
[02:52:24]  Because you want to know why?
[02:52:26]  Gino, whoever the hell this Gino, what is this?
[02:52:30]  Acusto demo pan.
[02:52:31]  We ain't done with you yet.
[02:52:33]  Keep dancing for Shekels, puppet.
[02:52:35]  Fuck you.
[02:52:38]  Man, I'm telling you, I'm gonna end this shit once I'm done with these $18.66 bucker man.
[02:52:45]  I'm not joking.
[02:52:47]  I'm not gonna forget about this.
[02:52:49]  Okay, I'm not forgetting this.
[02:52:50]  Episode 13, 13, 13, 13.
[02:52:54]  I'm not fucking forgetting about this, man.
[02:52:58]  Ah, Christ.
[02:53:01]  I saw vegans got slapped down earlier by some knowledge of what it does to fuck up the animals of the planet.
[02:53:06]  Here's some more anti-vegan videos.
[02:53:09]  More anti-vegan video.
[02:53:10]  I'm glad.
[02:53:11]  All right, anyway.
[02:53:13]  Thank you, Jack.
[02:53:14]  Let's move on to Gino 1987.
[02:53:16]  I don't think this is the real one because look at this.
[02:53:18]  Fucking anime.
[02:53:21]  Fucking anime.
[02:53:22]  Cartoon fetish bullshit that I fucking hate.
[02:53:28]  Oh my god.
[02:53:32]  What the?
[02:53:33]  What the fuck?
[02:53:35]  What the fuck is what the fuck am I watching?
[02:53:41]  Why?
[02:53:42]  Why would anybody want this shit?
[02:53:47]  Oh my god.

=== Life Lead Enemies Roblox (03:43) ===

[02:53:48]  All right, that.
[02:53:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:53:50]  All right, that's enough.
[02:53:52]  That's enough for Christ's sake, man.
[02:53:56]  Oh, who the fuck?
[02:53:58]  Hey, Gino X1987, that really, that better not be really you, dude.
[02:54:03]  That really better not be you, because, you know, we thought you're a sick fuck before.
[02:54:07]  This takes the taco, pal, if that's you, man.
[02:54:11]  This takes the taco, man.
[02:54:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:54:15]  All right.
[02:54:16]  Who's who the fuck is next?
[02:54:18]  A Puka dude, 42.
[02:54:20]  Yeah, long time no here, Puka dude.
[02:54:23]  Pooka dude, 42.
[02:54:26]  Let's go ahead and see what he said.
[02:54:27]  He said, I've been missing, or excuse me, I've been meaning to donate this for ages.
[02:54:31]  If you enjoyed that Cretance mashup from a few weeks ago, you'll probably like this one.
[02:54:37]  By the way, thanks to the shit list spot.
[02:54:40]  All right, let's see what Pooka Dude is talking about out here.
[02:54:43]  Let's see.
[02:54:44]  Obviously, this is going to be a mashup.
[02:54:46]  Hopefully, it's not political blasphemy.
[02:54:48]  Hopefully, it's a decent one here.
[02:54:50]  All right.
[02:54:51]  All right, here it is.
[02:54:52]  All right, here it is.
[02:54:52]  PookahDude42 requested this one.
[02:54:55]  Let's see if Puka Dude is right.
[02:54:58]  What is this?
[02:55:04]  Hey, this is an Eminence Front.
[02:55:08]  This is by the Who.
[02:55:09]  It's an Eminence Front.
[02:55:10]  It's a Poodoo!
[02:55:21]  Alright Pooka Dude, let's see what you got.
[02:55:24]  This motherfucking life I lead.
[02:55:27]  Shit.
[02:55:27]  Motherfucking Tupac.
[02:55:28]  Tell them motherfucking Roblox and crooked cops.
[02:55:30]  Eminence front with Tupac.
[02:55:32]  Westside.
[02:55:34]  Westside.
[02:55:34]  I want money in large amounts.
[02:55:36]  My garage full of cars.
[02:55:37]  They bounce.
[02:55:38]  Moving my takes a major way because every dollar counts.
[02:55:41]  Jealous and half these niggas is comfortable.
[02:55:45]  Jump more automatic.
[02:55:46]  Keep them weary right front.
[02:55:47]  Like you really badass nigga.
[02:55:48]  You scary.
[02:55:49]  I've been knowing you for years.
[02:55:50]  We was high school beers.
[02:55:51]  Junior high.
[02:55:52]  I was itching to kill.
[02:55:53]  And you was ready to die.
[02:55:54]  Why you shit niggas was dying to catch a case.
[02:55:57]  Busting my automatics at motherfuckers in court places.
[02:55:59]  Leaving no break, they see my face and they buddy.
[02:56:01]  The bitches dying to hurry.
[02:56:02]  Still I ride.
[02:56:03]  I'm never worried.
[02:56:04]  Mr. Machiavelli tell me to ride.
[02:56:05]  And I'm a ride.
[02:56:06]  Pick my enemies out the crowd.
[02:56:07]  And motherfuckers not the way I wanna live.
[02:56:10]  My nigga is how it is.
[02:56:11]  Homie got to a front.
[02:56:12]  Last night they killed his kids.
[02:56:13]  And it's life I lead.
[02:56:14]  Feeper curve.
[02:56:15]  Seek it high off.
[02:56:16]  I actually like cheese.
[02:56:17]  Make my enemies bleed.
[02:56:18]  When you see me, nigga, I'm Tupac.
[02:56:21]  It's like, whoa, whoa.
[02:56:29]  And watch them ride.
[02:56:30]  I'll know motherfuckers to be die.
[02:56:32]  And it's life I lead.
[02:56:33]  I ain't a killer, but don't push me, dog.
[02:56:35]  But the family, I'll send that ass freaking dog.
[02:56:37]  And this life I lead, I've seen the most in my 23 years.
[02:56:40]  But bitch, I'm not going to be able to do it.
[02:56:45]  I'm a no-brainer.
[02:56:46]  I'm extremely cautious.
[02:56:47]  I've been that fast.
[02:56:48]  This is extra long.
[02:56:49]  At the top of my tombstone.
[02:56:51]  Clip no one's wrong.
[02:56:52]  Outlaw till I'm under the floor.
[02:56:53]  Look at Dr. Prince.
[02:56:55]  I stack dough like a clock on a brick.
[02:56:57]  Couldn't watch till I risk dog.
[02:56:58]  I know the time these days.
[02:56:59]  The outlaws be gon' die this way.
[02:57:01]  Me already in the history books.
[02:57:06]  You know it's all for the foundation.
[02:57:08]  Outlaws, we still building the thug nation.
[02:57:10]  Holla at your home.
[02:57:11]  This life I lead.
[02:57:12]  Fee for counter seeking high off weed.
[02:57:14]  Collect cheese.
[02:57:14]  Make my enemies bleed.
[02:57:16]  When you see me, nigga, out of my set.
[02:57:17]  And watch a pride.
[02:57:18]  I'll know a motherfucker to be die.
[02:57:20]  In this life I lead.
[02:57:21]  Feel current.
[02:57:22]  Seek it high off weed.
[02:57:23]  Collect cheese.
[02:57:24]  Make my enemies bleed.
[02:57:25]  When you see me, nigga, out of my set.
[02:57:27]  And watch a ride.
[02:57:28]  I'll blow a motherfucker to the die.
[02:57:30]  In this life I lead.

=== Butt Chug Song Request (15:14) ===

[02:57:31]  Man.
[02:57:33]  That's that amen.
[02:57:34]  There's life up here between us.
[02:57:36]  That ain't bad.
[02:57:41]  I gotta give it to you, Bukadu 42.
[02:57:44]  This ain't bad, boy.
[02:57:50]  Man.
[02:58:04]  Damn, man.
[02:58:05]  Man, I, you know, this is perfectly mixed.
[02:58:09]  All right.
[02:58:14]  All right, that's good.
[02:58:15]  Hey, Puka, dude, that actually rocks.
[02:58:17]  And hey, aesthetic, I hate the who is right.
[02:58:20]  I only like that one song, you dickhead.
[02:58:22]  All right.
[02:58:22]  So I want you to get off my fucking nuts.
[02:58:25]  All right.
[02:58:25]  Who else do we got here?
[02:58:26]  Hey, Puka Dude42.
[02:58:27]  That was pretty good.
[02:58:28]  You're right.
[02:58:29]  I did like that little mix up there.
[02:58:31]  All right.
[02:58:32]  How many more of these do we have?
[02:58:33]  We got one, two, three, four, five.
[02:58:36]  Five more, and that's it.
[02:58:38]  It's fucking 12 o'clock, dude.
[02:58:39]  I've been doing this fucking shit for three fucking hours, man.
[02:58:44]  All right, nobody donate anymore, okay?
[02:58:46]  Nobody donate anymore, please.
[02:58:48]  Okay, we're gonna move on from the show after this.
[02:58:51]  All right, who's next?
[02:58:53]  Semi-Slav.
[02:58:54]  This guy's been a really big shit talker tonight.
[02:58:57]  Semi-Slav, once again, requested this one.
[02:59:01]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:59:02]  You know what?
[02:59:03]  You're a sick fuck.
[02:59:04]  Who is this semi-slav asshole?
[02:59:07]  Who is this?
[02:59:07]  Look at this sick bastard.
[02:59:12]  What the hell?
[02:59:23]  I mean, why are you requesting this shit, man?
[02:59:26]  It's a fucking disgusting.
[02:59:29]  Ah, dude, I can't.
[02:59:39]  Yeah, yeah, that's enough.
[02:59:40]  All right.
[02:59:43]  This is enough!
[02:59:44]  Alright, take this shit off.
[02:59:50]  You fucking sick bastard.
[02:59:52]  All right, semi-slav, you're a fucking- not only are you a shit-talking piece of shit, now you're fucking requesting sick, demented, fucking perverted videos.
[03:00:03]  Yeah, I'm sure, you know, your fucking parents are very proud of you, you fucking freak.
[03:00:07]  Jesus Christ, what a sick asshole.
[03:00:09]  All right, semi-slav, we know where you're coming from, you sick bastard.
[03:00:14]  Let's go somewhere else.
[03:00:15]  Tyler225905 requested this next one, and he said, Here's one that you probably have never heard yet because I know you're a big fan of this artist.
[03:00:27]  Well, I doubt that I am.
[03:00:29]  I think that you're probably fucking requesting something that's some sicko perverted garbage.
[03:00:34]  So let's just go ahead and see what Tyler225905 is requesting here.
[03:00:41]  Are you fucking sh man?
[03:00:44]  Not this fucking trans fucking cross-dresser ghetto five piece of Friday's chicken.
[03:00:51]  Friday, I fucking hate this stupid idiot.
[03:00:54]  Real funny there, Tyler225905.
[03:00:57]  Real funny.
[03:00:58]  Play it.
[03:01:00]  What the fuck is this?
[03:01:02]  Oh my god.
[03:01:07]  This is the same idiot that fucking fried that chicken.
[03:01:17]  Hold on, pause this.
[03:01:18]  What?
[03:01:19]  We got another one?
[03:01:21]  Ghost of Freddy.
[03:01:22]  Look, I told you, stop donating, dude.
[03:01:25]  Just stop donating, all right?
[03:01:29]  It's bad enough that I'm watching this Tyler 225905 horse shit.
[03:01:38]  I bet you can't win like me.
[03:01:41]  I'm just a kick jig like me Where you from?
[03:01:58]  From the country, man.
[03:02:01]  You know we like this homebrew.
[03:02:04]  You know we like them nickbone.
[03:02:12]  You know we like them shit leaves.
[03:02:15]  You know we like them red beans.
[03:02:18]  You know we like them pig feet.
[03:02:20]  You know we like them tiny.
[03:02:22]  This is fucking stupid, man.
[03:02:25]  This is fucking dumb.
[03:02:30]  Do the cornbread.
[03:02:32]  Do the cornbread.
[03:02:33]  Do the collard clean.
[03:02:35]  Do the collar clean.
[03:02:36]  Do the collar green.
[03:02:39]  We all agree!
[03:02:51]  I bet you can't wig like me.
[03:02:54]  I bet you can't jig like me.
[03:02:56]  I think I've had enough of this.
[03:02:59]  I've had enough of this shit.
[03:03:12]  All right, that's enough, dude.
[03:03:14]  All right, I fucking hate this artist.
[03:03:16]  I hate this art.
[03:03:18]  You know, when I first heard of Peaches, I thought it was that one fucking broad that sang that song.
[03:03:23]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me.
[03:03:26]  Remember that song?
[03:03:27]  Y'all remember that song?
[03:03:28]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time.
[03:03:32]  Everybody remember that song?
[03:03:34]  But no, it's this goddamn cross-dressing ghetto five fucking reinstating the goddamn stereotype piece of shit.
[03:03:42]  Thanks a lot, Tyler.
[03:03:44]  225905.
[03:03:46]  Thanks a lot.
[03:03:46]  Thanks for nothing, pal.
[03:03:48]  Fucking hate that shit.
[03:03:51]  All right, let's move on.
[03:03:53]  Geno X 1987.
[03:03:55]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[03:03:56]  Y'all never heard that song?
[03:03:57]  Sucking on my titty like you wanted me calling me.
[03:04:00]  Y'all never heard that song?
[03:04:02]  I gotta play it.
[03:04:03]  I'm sorry.
[03:04:04]  I gotta play it.
[03:04:05]  It's like y'all have never fucking...
[03:04:07]  It's like y'all have never watched Jackass.
[03:04:09]  I think it was on Jackass 2, wasn't it?
[03:04:11]  Wasn't it?
[03:04:12]  It was on Jackass 2 for Christ's sake.
[03:04:14]  All right.
[03:04:15]  Let's go ahead and take a look at Peaches.
[03:04:20]  What was it called?
[03:04:23]  I forgot her fucking.
[03:04:24]  I forgot the name of the song.
[03:04:25]  Here it is.
[03:04:25]  Here it is.
[03:04:25]  Fuck the Pain Away is what it's called.
[03:04:27]  All right.
[03:04:28]  All right, take a look.
[03:04:29]  This is the song I'm talking about.
[03:04:30]  See, this broad is name is Peaches.
[03:04:33]  All right.
[03:04:34]  Y'all remember this?
[03:04:37]  Now, this is the official video, okay?
[03:04:40]  I just want to let y'all know this is the official video of this.
[03:04:42]  Sucking on my titties.
[03:04:45]  This is who I was thinking about when y'all were requesting peaches.
[03:04:49]  Okay?
[03:04:51]  All right.
[03:04:51]  Yeah, the song's called Fuck the Pain Away.
[03:04:53]  This is a dirty broad, by the way.
[03:05:03]  Yeah, and this is the video.
[03:05:05]  It's like During Mayberry.
[03:05:06]  It's fucking, you know, Andy Griffin.
[03:05:15]  Y'all never heard this song?
[03:05:17]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
[03:05:20]  Calling me all the time, like bomby.
[03:05:22]  Check out my Chrissy behind it.
[03:05:23]  Spine all over top.
[03:05:25]  Like sex on the features.
[03:05:27]  What else is in the teachers of features?
[03:05:30]  Oh, what?
[03:05:33]  Y'all never heard this song?
[03:05:35]  I mean, I thought this is sucking on my titties.
[03:05:37]  I thought that's what you were talking about.
[03:05:39]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
[03:05:41]  Calling me all the time, like Bonky.
[03:05:43]  Check out my Chrissy behind it.
[03:05:45]  Spine all over top.
[03:05:47]  What else is in the teachers of peaches?
[03:05:50]  like sex on the beaches I thought that's what y'all were talking about.
[03:06:13]  All right.
[03:06:14]  I mean, I thought y'all were talking about that song for Christ's sake.
[03:06:17]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
[03:06:20]  Colin, I thought y'all meant that shit.
[03:06:22]  All right, let's move on.
[03:06:23]  All right.
[03:06:24]  Let's Gino X1987 requested this next one, okay?
[03:06:29]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:06:30]  Hold on.
[03:06:30]  Somebody.
[03:06:30]  So they're saying, why do you like all this Fruit Bowl music, ghost?
[03:06:34]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[03:06:35]  That's not a Fruit Bowl song.
[03:06:36]  I was on Jackass 2.
[03:06:38]  What are you talking about?
[03:06:39]  I was on Jackass 2 for Christ's sake, man.
[03:06:41]  Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, Colin.
[03:06:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:06:46]  All right, go fuck off.
[03:06:47]  You people are idiots.
[03:06:48]  All right, let's go ahead and Gino X1987 requested this one.
[03:06:54]  I think this is the real Gino.
[03:06:56]  I'm not too sure yet, okay?
[03:06:58]  Oh my God.
[03:07:00]  Gino, right after, look, I'm telling you, this is me magic.
[03:07:05]  Right after I just played a song of a bitch saying, sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
[03:07:11]  Here, Geno X1987 requests.
[03:07:14]  Look at this.
[03:07:15]  Cindy 1987, we know how fruity you are.
[03:07:18]  Now, first of all, I want to make everybody very clear about something.
[03:07:24]  Jackass is not fucking fruity, asshole.
[03:07:27]  All right.
[03:07:28]  These guys were doing some of the best slapstick, self-abusive fucking comedic bits that you can even imagine, for Christ's sake.
[03:07:38]  And just to show you, just to show you what I'm talking about, all right, I want to show you something that's it's a funny bit, all right?
[03:07:48]  It's a funny, decent bit.
[03:07:51]  And I want everybody to take a look at this, all right?
[03:07:54]  All right, now this is jackass for it.
[03:07:56]  Shut up, it's not fruity.
[03:07:58]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:07:59]  These are the kind of antics that the jackass dude got into.
[03:08:03]  Watch this!
[03:08:04]  Nobody's gonna miss this for the watch this!
[03:08:06]  This is the butt chug.
[03:08:08]  I present to you the butt chug.
[03:08:11]  The butt chug.
[03:08:13]  I present to you the butt jug.
[03:08:15]  Here it is.
[03:08:15]  You really gotta get in there.
[03:08:17]  I'm in.
[03:08:20]  Oh, open wide.
[03:08:21]  Oh, my God.
[03:08:25]  Take it.
[03:08:26]  Just relax.
[03:08:27]  Relax.
[03:08:30]  I'm staring right down Main Street.
[03:08:31]  It's not.
[03:08:36]  I'm just trying to enjoy that.
[03:08:37]  Oh, shit.
[03:08:38]  There it goes.
[03:08:40]  Come on.
[03:08:40]  Keep going.
[03:08:42]  Go!
[03:08:44]  Take it off.
[03:08:45]  Go!
[03:08:46]  Yeah!
[03:08:48]  I think your asshole's prehensile.
[03:08:50]  You got the best.
[03:08:51]  The butt chug.
[03:08:57]  Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
[03:09:02]  You always got it!
[03:09:06]  Two more zips left!
[03:09:18]  And, and look, look, look.
[03:09:19]  And, and, and, and.
[03:09:20]  And to be honest with you, he gets the beer stuck in there.
[03:09:24]  And look at what they have to resort to to get the beer out of his ass.
[03:09:30]  If your asshole can't see the camera, then the camera can't see your asshole.
[03:09:32]  The other way, the other way.
[03:09:33]  Right in the camera.
[03:09:35]  The camera's over here.
[03:09:36]  Oh, my God.
[03:09:37]  Right there, right there.
[03:09:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:09:39]  Look at Lance.
[03:09:40]  Lance can't stop laughing.
[03:09:45]  He doesn't know how to face the cameras when you're seeing.
[03:09:51]  Oh my god.
[03:09:55]  I think we broke Lance.
[03:09:59]  I think I still have beer in my ass, but I can't get it out.
[03:10:02]  Use the bottle.
[03:10:03]  Put it to bottle.
[03:10:03]  Use the plunger.
[03:10:04]  Oh, you had a plunger.
[03:10:05]  But you're going to plunge his ass.
[03:10:08]  You better shit piss, ass-wiped!
[03:10:11]  Fucker!
[03:10:12]  Ow!
[03:10:13]  Lay your feet!
[03:10:13]  Oh my god!
[03:10:27]  Oh my god!
[03:10:29]  That's not Mark Vaughn.
[03:10:30]  What is this?
[03:10:31]  Are you kidding me?
[03:10:32]  Mark Vaughn, get that off my sight right now.
[03:10:35]  What the fuck?
[03:10:40]  Hey, that was fucking hilarious.
[03:10:42]  What are you talking about, man?
[03:10:44]  What are you fucking talking about?
[03:10:46]  I mean, I'm tired.
[03:10:48]  The only reason I showed that is because you people are saying that fucking jackass is gay.
[03:10:52]  All right?
[03:10:55]  That was the gayest shit I think I've ever seen.
[03:10:58]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[03:11:00]  There was nothing gay about that.
[03:11:02]  It was the butt chug.
[03:11:04]  It was the butt chug, dude.
[03:11:06]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:07]  What is this?
[03:11:08]  Ghost love Stevie?
[03:11:09]  Fuck off.
[03:11:10]  All right, asshole.
[03:11:12]  I'm just saying, this guy did a butt chug, okay?
[03:11:14]  He couldn't, you know, unleash the beer that was in his sphincter.
[03:11:19]  So, like, you know, they're going to plunge his ass.
[03:11:27]  Oh, man.
[03:11:28]  I'm sorry.
[03:11:29]  I had to show that.
[03:11:29]  They were plunging his ass.
[03:11:32]  All right.
[03:11:32]  They plunged his ass for Christ's sake.
[03:11:34]  All right, let's move on.
[03:11:36]  People in here talking garbage that that was gay.
[03:11:39]  There's nothing gay about that.
[03:11:40]  All right.
[03:11:40]  It was just a little bit of ass plunging.
[03:11:42]  Not a big deal.
[03:11:43]  All right.
[03:11:44]  All right.
[03:11:44]  Augusto Demo Pan.
[03:11:47]  Augusto Demo Pan requested this one here, and he said, We ain't done with you yet.
[03:11:51]  Keep dancing for Shekel's puppet.
[03:11:54]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[03:11:55]  All right.
[03:11:56]  Hold on, who is this?
[03:11:57]  Dooma dude.
[03:11:58]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:59]  Duba dude says, I've been a longtime fan of jackass, but the butt chug is a little fruity.
[03:12:05]  That's actually how some gays get drunk.
[03:12:08]  Are you kidding me?
[03:12:09]  They take alcohol in the ass to get drunk faster than drinking it.
[03:12:14]  It's a little alone fact that for your gay debates.
[03:12:18]  I didn't realize that, you know, they were putting fucking enema bags in their ass full of, you know, alcoholic beverages so that their colons can absorb it a lot faster.
[03:12:27]  I didn't realize that.
[03:12:29]  All right.
[03:12:29]  All right.
[03:12:30]  Let's move on here.
[03:12:32]  This next one is by Acosto Demo Plan.
[03:12:36]  Demo Pan, excuse me.
[03:12:38]  Augusto Demo Pan requested this one.
[03:12:41]  What is this?

=== Louder With Crowder Enema Fact (10:14) ===

[03:12:46]  Wait a minute.
[03:12:47]  You did this to another fucking song from Pantera?
[03:12:52]  Archive footage of Brett Kavanaugh.
[03:12:56]  That is a Brett Kavanaugh, you idiot.
[03:12:57]  Shut up.
[03:12:58]  That was fucking jackass.
[03:13:02]  Wait a minute.
[03:13:04]  Austo Demo Pan.
[03:13:05]  You actually did this to Cowboys from Hell, you bastard.
[03:13:11]  STOP FUCKING UP PANTERRA, DUDE!
[03:13:22]  I mean, this is fucked up, dude.
[03:13:26]  How dare you disrespect Pantera like this, Demo Pan, you peachy shit!
[03:13:39]  Yeah, you definitely made this song autistic there, Demo Pan.
[03:14:00]  All right, this is what we're doing.
[03:14:03]  I mean, how could you do things to Cowboys from Hell, man?
[03:14:07]  This is a classic.
[03:14:13]  I mean this is fucking, this is retarded.
[03:14:28]  And shut up in the chat room, this is crazy.
[03:14:34]  It's not a fucking improvement, all right?
[03:14:36]  This is musical autistic blasphemy is what this is, all right?
[03:14:40]  All right.
[03:14:46]  All right.
[03:14:48]  We're taking over this town.
[03:14:53]  Take this off.
[03:14:55]  Take this off, for Christ's sake.
[03:14:57]  Man, listen.
[03:14:58]  Hey, Costo Demo Pan, don't make autistic Pantera anything anymore, okay?
[03:15:04]  Stop doing this.
[03:15:07]  All right, you're making a jackass out of Pantera, and Pantera is not meant to be made to be a jackass of.
[03:15:13]  Do you understand that?
[03:15:14]  I mean, these are metal legends that you're making fun of here, you piece of shit.
[03:15:20]  All right, who else do we have here?
[03:15:22]  We got Jackler.
[03:15:23]  Oh, great.
[03:15:24]  Jackler in the house.
[03:15:26]  He said, I saw vegans got slapped down earlier by some knowledge of what it does to fuck up the animals of the planet.
[03:15:34]  Here's some more anti-vegan videos.
[03:15:36]  All right.
[03:15:37]  Well, let's see.
[03:15:38]  Let's see if this is an anti-vegan video.
[03:15:40]  What?
[03:15:41]  Another one?
[03:15:43]  I've been trying to find you since your YouTube ban.
[03:15:46]  I think you might actually like this one.
[03:15:49]  Really?
[03:15:50]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:15:51]  All right.
[03:15:52]  Can y'all just calm down with these $18.66 bucker, man?
[03:15:57]  It's already going to be fucking close to $12.30, man.
[03:16:00]  I've been fucking around with these videos all time.
[03:16:04]  Stop donating, okay?
[03:16:06]  Stop this shit.
[03:16:08]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:16:11]  All right.
[03:16:12]  This one, right?
[03:16:13]  Hey, look, Jackler, that was a pretty good one.
[03:16:16]  And I agree.
[03:16:17]  Vegans are nothing more than a bunch of social justice warrior assholes that are trying to stand on some kind of a fucking soapbox above everybody else because, oh, I don't eat animals.
[03:16:30]  Well, we all heard that video earlier that vegans are causing more destruction to animals than anybody else.
[03:16:35]  Thought it was a great video.
[03:16:37]  All right.
[03:16:38]  We've got this next $18.66 bucker requested by Ghost of Freddy.
[03:16:44]  Ghost of Freddy requested this.
[03:16:47]  So let's see what the hell this is that was requested by Ghost of Freddy.
[03:16:51]  What is this shit?
[03:16:53]  Wait, hold on.
[03:16:54]  You're going to end it with that?
[03:17:07]  We're not ending it with that shit.
[03:17:08]  Give me a fucking break, man.
[03:17:10]  Way to fruit up ACDC.
[03:17:12]  And like I said, baby, ACDC is rock and roll.
[03:17:17]  You understand that?
[03:17:18]  ACDC is rock and roll, baby.
[03:17:20]  I'm telling you.
[03:17:21]  I love ACDC, man.
[03:17:23]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:17:24]  Exeon the masterful.
[03:17:27]  Wait, wait, Dark Me Magician Girl now.
[03:17:30]  You told me to get acquainted with some appliances, but I wasn't sure what kind.
[03:17:34]  Hope you don't mind.
[03:17:36]  What the fuck does that mean there, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[03:17:38]  What the hell does that mean?
[03:17:40]  All right, here we go.
[03:17:42]  This is Exeon the Masterful.
[03:17:44]  He says, I've been trying to find you since you're YouTube, and I think you might actually like this one.
[03:17:48]  Okay, what do I what am I gonna like, Exeon the Masterful?
[03:17:52]  What am I gonna like?
[03:17:53]  Let's see this.
[03:17:54]  Let's see this.
[03:17:55]  What is this?
[03:17:57]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[03:17:58]  Hold on just a second.
[03:17:59]  Wait a minute.
[03:17:59]  What is this?
[03:18:00]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:18:02]  What is this, Exeon the Masterful?
[03:18:05]  What is this?
[03:18:13]  Dr. Trump?
[03:18:15]  As in Dr. Feelgood?
[03:18:17]  What is this?
[03:18:17]  Hold on.
[03:18:17]  is this?
[03:18:33]  Oh, bad.
[03:18:34]  And I'm the only one to make it happen.
[03:18:38]  And if I tell you what I'm gonna do, don't you know it's really brightly true?
[03:18:46]  Is this louder than Crowder?
[03:18:49]  They call me Dr. Trump.
[03:18:52]  I mean, this is louder than Crowder.
[03:19:01]  This is louder than Crowder, dude.
[03:19:06]  And even though I'm full of sin, in the end, you know I'll win.
[03:19:14]  They'll piss and moan.
[03:19:15]  Yeah, you know it's true.
[03:19:17]  But we although it says it just.
[03:19:19]  You know, this is why I'm not an entirely big fan of Steven Crowder.
[03:19:25]  Grab some pillows, baby, if you please.
[03:19:29]  Baby, get ready if you're feeling check.
[03:19:32]  And get ready to kiss my ass.
[03:19:37]  They call me.
[03:19:40]  They call me Dr. Crowder.
[03:19:43]  I mean, come on, Steven Crowder.
[03:19:45]  I mean, what is this shit?
[03:19:47]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:19:55]  Who requested this?
[03:19:57]  Exeon the masterful requested this I've had enough for this dude I'm sorry.
[03:20:12]  I think this is a horrible, horrible fucking parody.
[03:20:16]  I think this makes Trump look like a fucking idiot.
[03:20:18]  This also makes Trump supporters look like idiots.
[03:20:21]  I mean, look, the reason I'm not a big Steven Crowder fan is because he's a little bit too effeminate for my liking.
[03:20:27]  Do you understand?
[03:20:28]  I mean, I don't want to listen to somebody who sounds like they popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin.
[03:20:33]  Do you understand?
[03:20:35]  I want to hear somebody that's got a pair of balls.
[03:20:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:20:38]  That's a man that isn't like.
[03:20:40]  Hi, I'm Louder than Crowder, and this is my show.
[03:20:43]  And I am a conservative, even though I sound like I take it up the pooper, but it doesn't really matter because I'm a libertarian.
[03:20:49]  And all that shit.
[03:20:50]  I'm sorry.
[03:20:51]  I mean, look, it's not like I dislike the guy.
[03:20:53]  I just think that his content is a little too effeminate for me.
[03:20:57]  All right.
[03:20:58]  I'm sorry.
[03:20:59]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:00]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:21:01]  Thank you, Exeon the Masterful, though, even though, you know, I didn't really like this one.
[03:21:06]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:06]  I'm not, I'm not.
[03:21:07]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:08]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:08]  I didn't like it.
[03:21:09]  My apologies, but I'm not too big on Louder with Crowder, dude.
[03:21:13]  Too effeminate, dude.
[03:21:14]  Too effeminate.
[03:21:15]  Hi, I'm Laggard and Crowder.
[03:21:16]  And this is the kind of cadence that I talk in.
[03:21:19]  I like to go really high like this whenever I'm talking about something.
[03:21:23]  Like that shit.
[03:21:24]  I can't.
[03:21:24]  I don't like that shit.
[03:21:25]  Talk like a man, you fruit bowl.
[03:21:27]  All right, talk like a man or come out of the closet already.
[03:21:31]  Jesus Christ.
[03:21:32]  All right, who's next?
[03:21:33]  Oh, yeah.
[03:21:33]  Dark meme magician girl.
[03:21:35]  All right.
[03:21:36]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:21:37]  All right.
[03:21:38]  Dark meme magician girl is next.
[03:21:41]  What the hell is this?
[03:21:42]  Hold on.
[03:21:43]  What is this?
[03:21:43]  Dark Me Magician Girl said, You told me to get acquainted with some appliances, but I wasn't sure what kind.
[03:21:49]  Hope you don't mind.
[03:21:50]  What the fuck is this?
[03:21:52]  What is this requested by Dark Mean Magician Girl?
[03:21:55]  Oh, you fucking bitch.
[03:21:59]  You fucking dirty bitch.
[03:22:01]  Oh, Christ.
[03:22:05]  You fucking dirty, roosting, loving bitch.
[03:22:09]  What the fuck?
[03:22:12]  This is the fucking Russian national anthem with fucking appliances.
[03:22:15]  Are you shitting me?
[03:22:17]  What kind of a fucking nerd has time to do this shit?
[03:22:22]  What kind of a fucking forever alone Neckbeard has time to do this horse shit?
[03:22:27]  I mean, this is a fucking waste of time.
[03:22:38]  What a waste of fucking time, dude.
[03:22:42]  Somebody actually concocted this and put this together.
[03:22:46]  What a fucking loser, whoever that was.
[03:22:49]  You're a fucking loser.

=== Russian Anthem Appliance Mashup (15:12) ===

[03:23:01]  And this is such a communist thing to put together because under communism, you'd only have spare parts of bullshit to be making instruments anyway.
[03:23:08]  So how quaint.
[03:23:10]  Yeah, real funny, Dark Me Magician Girl, you dirty bitch.
[03:23:13]  All right, real funny.
[03:23:15]  All right, real goddamn funny.
[03:23:17]  All right, look, I've had just about enough of this, okay?
[03:23:20]  That was the last $18.66 center, okay?
[03:23:24]  That was the last one.
[03:23:26]  It's already 1230 at night.
[03:23:29]  Now, I should just go and leave you idiots high and dry without anything because of the fucking shit you've conducted tonight, for Christ's sake.
[03:23:39]  But you know what?
[03:23:39]  For whatever reason, I have compassion for you people.
[03:23:42]  I don't get it.
[03:23:43]  Maybe it's insanity or something, but I've got fucking compassion for you freaks.
[03:23:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:23:50]  And look, I'm going to do one of two things.
[03:23:52]  Do y'all want fucking radio graffiti or do you want the date line?
[03:23:56]  Because it's already 1230.
[03:23:59]  I've already wasted my Saturday night with you people.
[03:24:02]  All right.
[03:24:03]  So we're going to do it here.
[03:24:05]  We're going to do it right now.
[03:24:06]  Okay.
[03:24:07]  Everybody wants date line.
[03:24:08]  Look at date line, dateline, date line, dateline.
[03:24:10]  Thank you very much.
[03:24:11]  We'll do the date line.
[03:24:13]  But before we get to the date line, I'm going to do me for about five minutes.
[03:24:16]  All right.
[03:24:17]  I'm doing me.
[03:24:19]  All right.
[03:24:19]  Because I want to get a little loose up in here.
[03:24:21]  All right.
[03:24:23]  I want to talk to some of these women on the dateline in the late night hour.
[03:24:26]  So with that being said, let me go ahead and get some more beer.
[03:24:33]  And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what we're talking about when it comes to the dateline, what I do is actually call an actual date line of women that are there looking to, I don't know, talk dirty, hook up, try to gate a relationship or whatever.
[03:24:50]  And it's been very comical the last times I've been doing it.
[03:24:53]  You know, so we're going to go ahead and do that again for Christ's sake.
[03:24:57]  And for you people that are out here, oh, both, dude, I want both.
[03:25:01]  I want fucking radio graffiti and I want the date line.
[03:25:04]  Hey, you should have thought about that before you idiots started calling me entertainment for tards.
[03:25:10]  You should have thought about that before you started flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
[03:25:16]  You should have thought about that shit.
[03:25:18]  All right.
[03:25:20]  You should have thought about that fucking shit.
[03:25:22]  All right, all right.
[03:25:25]  Look, just just watch.
[03:25:26]  All right, just wait.
[03:25:28]  And wait a minute.
[03:25:29]  You people are out here.
[03:25:30]  Look at the people that want radio graffiti are getting all fucking butt hurt and shit.
[03:25:34]  Come on.
[03:25:35]  I want radio graffiti.
[03:25:37]  I want radio graffiti.
[03:25:38]  We're going to call the date line.
[03:25:39]  And for you people that are saying the date line sucks, you suck.
[03:25:43]  All right.
[03:25:43]  You're probably spitting in your hand, waxing your carrot, and that's the only action that you ever had in your goddamn lives.
[03:25:50]  If you had the testicular and intestinal fortitude to call a goddamn date line, you may just get somebody of the opposite sex to come over to your house or go over to their house so they can ejaculate your penis.
[03:26:03]  But because many of you people try to claim that, oh, I don't have a personality.
[03:26:09]  I'm antisocial.
[03:26:10]  I don't know how to communicate with people.
[03:26:16]  Oh, fuck off.
[03:26:17]  All right, give me a shot, Glad.
[03:26:19]  I need a fucking shot.
[03:26:20]  All right.
[03:26:21]  It's already 12:37 a.m. in the moaning.
[03:26:24]  All right.
[03:26:24]  I got to get a fucking shot.
[03:26:26]  And you know something?
[03:26:27]  I got to be up at 6 a.m. this morning, okay?
[03:26:30]  And I'm going to tell you why.
[03:26:31]  I'm going to cook a brisket.
[03:26:32]  All right.
[03:26:33]  I'm cooking a big fucking like 20-pound brisket.
[03:26:36]  Put the fucking shot in there.
[03:26:38]  I'm cooking a 20-pound brisket.
[03:26:40]  It's going to take like fucking 10 hours, 12 hours to cook.
[03:26:44]  All right.
[03:26:45]  So I got to fucking wake up at like 6 a.m. to cook a brisket.
[03:26:49]  And who the fuck you aesthetic saying Jew food?
[03:26:53]  Fucking brisket is not Jew food.
[03:26:55]  It's Texan food, boy.
[03:26:56]  What are you fucking talking about?
[03:26:57]  Jew food.
[03:26:58]  Oh my God.
[03:26:59]  Put it to vote ghost fuck the dateline.
[03:27:02]  Put it to a ghost, put it to a vote ghost.
[03:27:05]  What are you talking about?
[03:27:06]  You're lucky I'm not even getting off.
[03:27:08]  I could end the stream right now on you, pricks.
[03:27:12]  I could end the stream right now, but you know what?
[03:27:15]  I've already wasted this Saturday anyway.
[03:27:17]  And I have compassion for you assholes because I haven't done a Saturday Night Troll show in the past couple of Saturdays.
[03:27:23]  And, you know, we're doing dateline.
[03:27:26]  That's all there is to it.
[03:27:26]  Let me do me for a second, and we're going on to the dateline.
[03:27:29]  All right.
[03:27:31]  Jesus Christ.
[03:27:32]  And why is everybody dissing brisket?
[03:27:34]  Look at this.
[03:27:34]  Who the fuck is Maximum Chunk Ching Chong?
[03:27:37]  Whatever the hell his name is.
[03:27:38]  Brisket is for fags.
[03:27:40]  The hell is that me?
[03:27:42]  Huh?
[03:27:42]  I mean, I like brisket, man.
[03:27:44]  It's a good fucking meal.
[03:27:45]  You put some briskets of fucking sausage in there.
[03:27:48]  You know, get some sloppy mac and cheese, some cream corn up in this son of a bitch.
[03:27:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:27:54]  I mean, fucking.
[03:27:55]  You know, fucking just fucking slop that fucking cuts a fucking juicy brisket on some bread.
[03:28:00]  You put some goddamn barbecue sauce on it.
[03:28:05]  Wow.
[03:28:06]  It's good shit, dude.
[03:28:09]  20-pound brisket for yourself, fatty.
[03:28:11]  Well, no, it's going to be me, Mrs. Ghost.
[03:28:14]  I'm going to invite some folks over, okay?
[03:28:17]  It's a barbecue time, all right?
[03:28:19]  I didn't just fucking eat.
[03:28:20]  I'm not going to eat 20 pounds of it myself, you idiot.
[03:28:24]  Good God, dude.
[03:28:25]  You see, you see how fucking judgmental you fucking people are, man?
[03:28:30]  100% of brisket eaters eat dick on the side.
[03:28:33]  Go fuck off, man.
[03:28:34]  You fucking kick this asshole out of here.
[03:28:36]  Kick him out of here for freaking making fun of brisket.
[03:28:39]  Get him out of here.
[03:28:42]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take this shot for Christ's sake.
[03:28:45]  All right.
[03:28:46]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a true fan of the show.
[03:28:49]  All right.
[03:28:50]  I want to say cheers to you.
[03:28:51]  I want to say cheers to the capitalist army.
[03:28:54]  Okay.
[03:28:55]  I want to say cheers to you guys out there.
[03:28:57]  And of course, I want to say cheers to the inner circle, my friends, my family.
[03:29:01]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:29:02]  All right.
[03:29:02]  I'm taking this shot, baby.
[03:29:04]  Cheers, baby.
[03:29:05]  Cheers.
[03:29:05]  Single malt scotch going down the gullet.
[03:29:07]  And you know I'm a connoisseur when it comes to scotch.
[03:29:10]  Cheers, man.
[03:29:13]  Ah, yeah.
[03:29:15]  Ah, yeah, nothing like a fucking shot to invigorate the system.
[03:29:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:29:21]  All right, now, I'm going to go ahead and break out some tobacco.
[03:29:25]  I did go and see my supplier.
[03:29:29]  Let's put it that way.
[03:29:30]  He's a Mexican kid that, you know, sells candy apples on the corners out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[03:29:35]  He knows where to get the tobacco.
[03:29:38]  And he got me some pretty good tobacco here.
[03:29:42]  What is this?
[03:29:44]  I don't even know what the fuck this is.
[03:29:46]  I think this is...
[03:29:47]  What the fuck is this?
[03:29:48]  More cookies?
[03:29:49]  I think this might be more cookies.
[03:29:51]  All right, I think this is more cookies.
[03:29:53]  There, let me go ahead and open this.
[03:29:55]  Pretty good tobacco up in here.
[03:29:58]  And man, as soon as you open it, dude, this it smells like.
[03:30:02]  I mean, we better not have any goddamn police walking by this son of a bitch or they can probably smell it from the outside.
[03:30:08]  It's so goddamn raw.
[03:30:11]  Oh, baby, I like it raw.
[03:30:15]  Briskets are for autists.
[03:30:19]  We want both dateline and radio graffiti.
[03:30:21]  Both are consequent.
[03:30:22]  Don't fucking don't threaten me, dude.
[03:30:24]  Do not threaten me.
[03:30:26]  I don't respond well to threats, okay?
[03:30:28]  Let me do me here for about five minutes and give me a fucking little buzz, and maybe I'll be in a different frame of mind.
[03:30:33]  And maybe I'll consider doing them both.
[03:30:37]  But you're not going to fucking threaten me, you fucking son of a bitch.
[03:30:40]  I don't respond well to threats.
[03:30:42]  All right?
[03:30:43]  I don't fucking respond well to threats.
[03:30:45]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[03:30:46]  You all know this.
[03:30:48]  You all know this.
[03:30:49]  I'm a bad son of a bitch.
[03:30:50]  I'll fucking stop mud holes in every one of your asses and then take dirty yellow bubbly pisses in it.
[03:30:56]  And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
[03:30:59]  Do you understand that?
[03:31:00]  I'm a bad son of a bitch.
[03:31:02]  So don't fuck with me right now.
[03:31:05]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:31:07]  Give us both, or I'm stealing your brisket.
[03:31:10]  Don't even fucking kid around about that.
[03:31:11]  I'll shoot a man that's going to steal my brisket out of my damn barbecue grill, boy.
[03:31:17]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[03:31:18]  I'll shoot a man in his ass.
[03:31:20]  What is this?
[03:31:21]  The pet Mexican.
[03:31:26]  Let's see some ethos for a couple of minutes.
[03:31:28]  Let's see some bitches before the dateline.
[03:31:31]  Cheers essay with the tobacco.
[03:31:33]  All right.
[03:31:34]  Well, I don't know.
[03:31:35]  Does anybody want to see some ethos?
[03:31:37]  Are we going there?
[03:31:38]  I mean, let's see what the people want, all right?
[03:31:42]  Because I like to go with the people.
[03:31:44]  Now, I will go directly to the people.
[03:31:47]  Do the people want to watch a bunch of ethos or they want to just get right to the dateline and then after the dateline, we'll see if we can go ahead and do some radiograffiti.
[03:31:57]  Look at everybody's like, no.
[03:31:58]  Nobody wants to watch.
[03:32:00]  Nobody wants to see some Instathoughts out here?
[03:32:03]  Wow.
[03:32:04]  I mean, why?
[03:32:06]  No, I don't want to watch Instathoughts, okay?
[03:32:09]  I got a little bit aroused by the butt chug.
[03:32:11]  I want to see more of that, huh?
[03:32:13]  Yeah, that's what I want to see.
[03:32:15]  Is that it with you guys, huh?
[03:32:18]  All right.
[03:32:19]  Let me go ahead and let me smoke some of this tobacco here.
[03:32:22]  Once again, it's cookies, very good stuff.
[03:32:24]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[03:32:26]  All right, what is this?
[03:32:28]  25 bucks!
[03:32:31]  He responds good to bribes, not threats.
[03:32:34]  Can we have RG too?
[03:32:35]  Oh, dude, now you're putting me on the fucking line.
[03:32:38]  25 bucker, man, so we can have our radio graffiti.
[03:32:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:32:42]  Why do y'all put me on the spot like this, dude?
[03:32:45]  And I'll get to your fucking video in a second, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[03:32:49]  Why do y'all fucking put me on the spot like this for Christ's sake?
[03:32:52]  Like, I'm some fucking kind of a dirty whore and be like, hey, hey, ghost, come on over here.
[03:32:56]  It's 25 bucks, baby.
[03:32:58]  All right.
[03:32:59]  Go do some radio graffiti and prance your ass on the stage over there, right?
[03:33:02]  Look, make yourself look good.
[03:33:04]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[03:33:06]  I'm not a goddamn whore.
[03:33:09]  I respond well to bribes.
[03:33:11]  Jesus Christ, give me my smoke.
[03:33:12]  Give me my goddamn fucking tobacco.
[03:33:21]  You gotta hold it in.
[03:33:25]  Let it hit the brain.
[03:33:27]  You know.
[03:33:33]  Oh, shit.
[03:33:35]  Oh, God.
[03:33:37]  Oh, God.
[03:33:40]  Some pretty strong stuff.
[03:33:44]  Let me go ahead and get, I get a tissue.
[03:33:46]  You see, right, right when I take the first hit of tobacco, dude, the fucking, there's just mounds of mucus start coming out of the orifices.
[03:33:53]  All right, give me a tissue, man.
[03:33:57]  Good God, man.
[03:33:58]  Please excuse me.
[03:33:59]  I need a tissue here.
[03:34:08]  Oh, God.
[03:34:09]  And shut up with the fucking Jew nose fucking pranks and the Jew nose comments in the fucking chat room, dude.
[03:34:17]  All right.
[03:34:17]  What the fuck does that mean, anyway?
[03:34:27]  Oh, man.
[03:34:30]  I need to keep blowing.
[03:34:31]  I'm sorry.
[03:34:31]  I got to keep blowing.
[03:34:37]  All right.
[03:34:39]  All right.
[03:34:40]  I'm good.
[03:34:41]  I think I'm good now.
[03:34:41]  All right.
[03:34:42]  All right.
[03:34:43]  And shut up in the chat room, dude.
[03:34:44]  Stop making fun of me or I'll end the fucking show right now.
[03:34:48]  And you can shove the date line and radio graffiti right up your shit funnel.
[03:34:53]  Fucking hell, dude.
[03:34:54]  Jesus Christ.
[03:34:55]  Let me get to this fucking 25 bucker that dark meme magician girl just requested here thinking that she's going to be able to throw five bucks at me or 25 bucks at me and I'm just some dirty whore that's supposed to do what I'm told.
[03:35:10]  All right, what is this dark mean magician girl?
[03:35:13]  Hold on.
[03:35:13]  What?
[03:35:13]  What is it?
[03:35:15]  Both or report to Vaughn.
[03:35:17]  Wait a minute.
[03:35:19]  You're threatening to report me to Vaughn, you piece of shit?
[03:35:22]  You think I'm going to fucking respond to that?
[03:35:26]  You fucking piece of trash?
[03:35:28]  Oh my God.
[03:35:30]  I got a Jew note.
[03:35:33]  Fuck off.
[03:35:34]  You fucking shut up.
[03:35:37]  And let me tell you, if you think that you're going to fucking sit here and threaten me, okay?
[03:35:41]  Oh, I'm going to report you to Vaughn and all of Vaughn's advertisers.
[03:35:45]  You better obey us.
[03:35:46]  You know what?
[03:35:47]  Whoever the fuck just did that, I might as well just end the show now.
[03:35:51]  I might as well end the fucking show now.
[03:35:53]  I'm not even fucking kidding around.
[03:35:55]  I might as well end the show now because I'm not going to sit here and appease a bunch of people that think that they're going to fucking threaten me.
[03:36:02]  All right.
[03:36:02]  I'm not a man that takes well to threats.
[03:36:05]  You understand that?
[03:36:06]  You've done piece of shit, so don't fucking threaten me again or I'm out of here.
[03:36:10]  All right?
[03:36:11]  I'm talking to all you scumbags in the damn chat room, you fucking pieces of low-grade shit.
[03:36:16]  If you're going to keep doing this, I'll get out of here and you can go fuck your goddamn date line and you can fuck your radio graffiti.
[03:36:25]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:36:27]  What did you request?
[03:36:28]  Oh.
[03:36:30]  Real funny, dark meme magician girl.
[03:36:32]  Real funny.
[03:36:32]  Look at inner circle sweat.
[03:36:34]  Real funny. Real funny, man.
[03:36:48]  This is my dark mean magician girl here I'm going to push it.
[03:36:56]  Push it, push it some more.
[03:37:01]  I do like Jamaican music, by the way.
[03:37:03]  I do like Reggae Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal Oh look at this!
[03:37:11]  I'm I'm gonna kill you in the show, pussy.
[03:37:14]  Yeah, that's real.
[03:37:15]  Yeah, I'm gonna respond to that.
[03:37:18]  Yeah, I'm gonna respond to that, you fucking scumbag.
[03:37:23]  The lyrics goes on the attack.
[03:37:25]  I'm really gonna respond to that.
[03:37:28]  And let's no light looking in your eyes.
[03:37:33]  This is not bad.
[03:37:34]  A little bit of Jamaican music.
[03:37:36]  Baba, churanga, baba, churanga, baba, churanga.
[03:37:45]  Just wait till you can't sweat no more.
[03:37:53]  A-la-la-la-la-lo, a-la-la-la-la-lo, I'm smokin' a Rattaganja Strait with a Greengrass Grohati in Jamaica.
[03:38:10]  All right, this isn't bad, dark mean magician girl.

=== Showing Ass Voluntarily (06:51) ===

[03:38:13]  But I'm not a whore.
[03:38:15]  Okay, I want to get that on the record right goddamn now.
[03:38:18]  I'm not a whore.
[03:38:23]  I'm not a damn whore, all right?
[03:38:44]  Hold on.
[03:38:44]  Hold on a second.
[03:38:45]  Hold on.
[03:38:48]  Let me let this play for a couple more seconds here.
[03:38:50]  Okay, and then I'm gonna read through all the fucking Riot Act one more game.
[03:38:56]  Because I don't think you think I'm serious.
[03:38:57]  I don't think you think I'm bullshitting around.
[03:39:05]  I'm going to smoke some tobacco to this.
[03:39:07]  This is good smokin' tobacco music.
[03:39:12]  Alalalalalo.
[03:39:21]  Hold on.
[03:39:23]  Hold on, we got a text.
[03:39:24]  We got a text to speech.
[03:39:25]  Three bucks.
[03:39:26]  Yes, you are.
[03:39:27]  Now obey or fuck off and expect cops.
[03:39:31]  Expect cops.
[03:39:32]  All right, that's not even funny, dude.
[03:39:35]  That's not even fucking funny.
[03:39:37]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:39:38]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:39:39]  Let me go back to who the fuck?
[03:39:40]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:39:41]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:39:43]  Who is this?
[03:39:45]  Yeah, you fucking son of a bitch.
[03:39:47]  I should turn you into your fucking local vice squad for being a sick, fucking perverted freak.
[03:39:52]  Don't you dare come at me like that again, boy.
[03:39:55]  Do you understand that?
[03:39:56]  Don't you fucking dare come at me like that, or I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna whoop some ass.
[03:40:01]  You understand that?
[03:40:02]  I'll whoop some fucking ass out there for Christ's sake.
[03:40:04]  Give me my drink.
[03:40:12]  All right.
[03:40:13]  Let me uh, you know, leave for real ghost or troll war.
[03:40:17]  No joke.
[03:40:18]  Oh, now y'all think y'all are gonna fuck with me.
[03:40:20]  Reverse psychology.
[03:40:22]  I'll look.
[03:40:22]  I'll leave, you idiot.
[03:40:24]  All right.
[03:40:25]  I'll fucking leave right now if you fucking sons of bitches or you want to try me.
[03:40:30]  Okay?
[03:40:30]  I'm not going to sit here and be fucking berated by a bunch of two-bit fucking internet people, fucking goddamn troll terrorist losers.
[03:40:41]  All right, don't fuck with me, you people in the chat.
[03:40:43]  Don't fuck mundane Mac, what do you want?
[03:40:47]  What the hell do you want?
[03:40:49]  Mundane Matt, ghost, go fuck yourself and your reggae music.
[03:40:53]  I already have alerted the police and Von Bitchler.
[03:40:55]  Go fuck off.
[03:40:59]  Hey, what is this?
[03:41:00]  A custo demo pan.
[03:41:02]  What is this, ghost?
[03:41:03]  I will laugh if you score a girl on the dateline.
[03:41:07]  Try not to cheat on your wife again.
[03:41:10]  And, okay, Titan X07, he did 1867.
[03:41:15]  It's usually just, you know, you just have to put $18.66 bucker.
[03:41:20]  Titan X07 requested this one for this.
[03:41:26]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:41:27]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:41:28]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:41:29]  I told you, stop donating, but you people want to fucking fuck with me over here.
[03:41:34]  Hold on, what the fuck is this?
[03:41:37]  Who requested this shit again?
[03:41:39]  Fucking Titan X07?
[03:41:42]  What the fuck is this?
[03:41:44]  What the fuck?
[03:41:48]  ARE YOU FUCKING SHIT IN ME?
[03:41:51]  WHAT THE FUCK Oh, my God.
[03:41:59]  What the fuck is this?
[03:42:00]  They're showing ass.
[03:42:02]  I mean, they're showing ass.
[03:42:06]  I am your hook the man they call.
[03:42:08]  Good God.
[03:42:12]  Whoa.
[03:42:12]  Thick, dude.
[03:42:14]  Thick.
[03:42:17]  Good God.
[03:42:20]  Whoa!
[03:42:21]  Oh!
[03:42:23]  Oh!
[03:42:27]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:28]  Who the fuck did that?
[03:42:29]  What the fuck was that?
[03:42:32]  What the fuck was that?
[03:42:34]  Good God.
[03:42:37]  Then leave or expect cops reporting you right now have a nice rape in prison.
[03:42:42]  You know Radio Graffiti shekeled you.
[03:42:45]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[03:42:48]  Remember the widow mo?
[03:42:50]  All right, don't talk about that shit.
[03:42:52]  Hold on.
[03:42:54]  I'm going to watch this again just because of observational purposes.
[03:42:59]  Because I wasn't paying attention.
[03:43:01]  So let's play this again.
[03:43:03]  All right.
[03:43:04]  Not the cartoon bullshit.
[03:43:07]  All right.
[03:43:07]  I'm sorry.
[03:43:09]  I mean, look, look at this.
[03:43:12]  I mean, look at these brands.
[03:43:14]  They're showing their asses.
[03:43:17]  I mean, look at that ass.
[03:43:20]  Look at that ass.
[03:43:21]  I mean, come on, man.
[03:43:28]  I mean, look at the bounce on that one, dude.
[03:43:32]  Bounce, bounce.
[03:43:33]  I mean, good God.
[03:43:37]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:38]  Especially this one.
[03:43:39]  I mean, good God.
[03:43:43]  Freaking ass, man.
[03:43:44]  Fucking ass.
[03:43:45]  Good God.
[03:43:46]  Jesus Christ.
[03:43:47]  As all right, I'm sorry.
[03:43:50]  That got me a little flustered there, folks.
[03:43:52]  My apologies here, you know.
[03:43:54]  I mean, I'm a straight man.
[03:43:55]  That was some pretty good woman ass.
[03:43:58]  I mean, good God.
[03:43:59]  I'm sorry.
[03:44:00]  And if you think I'm sexist or I'm a snake or I'm a lizard for saying that, my apologies, but good God.
[03:44:07]  Good God.
[03:44:08]  I mean, fucking ass.
[03:44:10]  I mean, good God.
[03:44:10]  Give me my drink.
[03:44:17]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:44:18]  How come everybody's calling me a cheater for Christ's sake?
[03:44:20]  I didn't do nothing.
[03:44:21]  I just saw some ass.
[03:44:23]  That's all I did.
[03:44:24]  All right.
[03:44:25]  I mean, these women were, they're all there.
[03:44:27]  You know, they're fucking showing their ass voluntarily.
[03:44:30]  So what gives, man?
[03:44:31]  I mean, so what?
[03:44:32]  They're showing ass.
[03:44:36]  All right.
[03:44:36]  Jesus Christ.
[03:44:38]  All right.
[03:44:38]  Man, look, it's, what is it?
[03:44:41]  12.56 a.m.
[03:44:44]  Now, what I'm going to do here a little after one o'clock, okay, like at about 1.01 or so, 105 or something, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go and I'm going to set up the date line, okay?
[03:44:54]  And when I set up the date line, we're going to call and we're going to, you know, try to talk to some people.
[03:44:58]  And we're going to try to, you know, see if we can get some women, you know, maybe we could score a date.

=== Gangster Shit Fruity Music (15:02) ===

[03:45:04]  You know, maybe we can get them talking about their most intimate moments.
[03:45:08]  You know, we'll talk about it.
[03:45:10]  We'll see what happens here, and we'll see.
[03:45:13]  All right, after the damn date line, we'll see if we do radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[03:45:22]  Wait a minute, you're straight fuck no.
[03:45:24]  We've seen your YouTube history.
[03:45:26]  You're into fruity music.
[03:45:28]  What the fuck, fruity music are you talking about?
[03:45:32]  What fucking fruity music you're talking about, dude?
[03:45:35]  I mean, I'm fucking listening to fucking all kinds of stuff.
[03:45:37]  What the fuck, fruity music are you talking about?
[03:45:40]  I don't even know what the hell you're saying.
[03:45:42]  What fruity music are you talking about exactly instead of just being so abstract and not telling me exactly what the fuck you're talking about?
[03:45:49]  I listen to some gangster shit.
[03:45:51]  What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[03:45:52]  Listen, I listen to all kinds of stuff.
[03:45:55]  I mean, you want to know what I was listening to last night?
[03:45:57]  I mean, let's listen to hold on, let's listen to something.
[03:46:01]  Here, how about that?
[03:46:02]  I was listening to this song last night.
[03:46:03]  Listen to this.
[03:46:04]  All right, here.
[03:46:05]  Put the PCs.
[03:46:06]  A little bit of UGK.
[03:46:08]  All right, that was in my history last night.
[03:46:09]  All right, look at this.
[03:46:11]  A little bit of UGK.
[03:46:12]  Let a trigger two with a bat free big brothers float.
[03:46:16]  Want to scrub with me?
[03:46:18]  So I guess a brother's got a throw.
[03:46:20]  Fucking like this.
[03:46:21]  You better get up off my camp, dude.
[03:46:23]  I mean, you understand?
[03:46:25]  Gangster shit.
[03:46:28]  I mean, come on.
[03:46:31]  Girl, wanna give me that skirt.
[03:46:34]  Bet it feel funny when you're doing 69.
[03:46:37]  Knowing that you're sipping on all my Jimmy wine.
[03:46:41]  And when you get a kiss, do you feel bad?
[03:46:44]  Knowing that you swallowed all the skita that I had.
[03:46:48]  I should have shot you up.
[03:46:49]  Yeah, all right.
[03:46:50]  All right.
[03:46:51]  I should have shot you up instead.
[03:46:53]  I told you something.
[03:46:54]  Tell me something good.
[03:46:58]  I mean, this is the kind of shit I was fucking bumping.
[03:47:01]  Look at Mike.
[03:47:01]  Look at this.
[03:47:02]  Look at my history.
[03:47:03]  Look at that shit.
[03:47:05]  Look at this shit.
[03:47:06]  More UGK.
[03:47:07]  Look at this.
[03:47:07]  More UGK.
[03:47:09]  This is short Texas, by the way.
[03:47:11]  This is what a badass song.
[03:47:12]  This is a badass album.
[03:47:13]  Sorry.
[03:47:15]  Short Texas, baby.
[03:47:17]  I mean, look at that.
[03:47:18]  Look, here's another one.
[03:47:19]  Look at that.
[03:47:19]  Look at that right there.
[03:47:20]  Pocket full of stones, baby.
[03:47:23]  Pocket full of stones.
[03:47:24]  This is a badass song, by the way.
[03:47:26]  I got a pocket full of stones.
[03:47:30]  I got a pocket full of stones.
[03:47:33]  I mean, gangster shit.
[03:47:35]  How is this?
[03:47:36]  How is this fruity music?
[03:47:39]  How is this fruity music, baby?
[03:47:43]  This is badass shit, man.
[03:47:45]  You know, you can't even say.
[03:47:47]  This is badass shit, man.
[03:47:50]  Yeah.
[03:47:53]  Started back in 1989.
[03:47:55]  I wasn't moving keys.
[03:47:57]  I was barely moving dimes.
[03:47:59]  But coming up, fiends recognize my face.
[03:48:01]  I was paying off the law so I wouldn't catch a case.
[03:48:05]  You want a free bass?
[03:48:06]  I got that hover for your ass.
[03:48:08]  Honey, come on, baby.
[03:48:13]  Then it went to piles just for them soap.
[03:48:16]  All right, all right.
[03:48:17]  That's enough.
[03:48:18]  All right, that's enough.
[03:48:19]  All right.
[03:48:19]  I look, the only reason I brought that up is because you sons of bitches.
[03:48:24]  And wait a minute.
[03:48:25]  Hold on.
[03:48:26]  Are y'all talking about the name of the goddamn album, too hard to swallow?
[03:48:30]  You're coming up with some gay connotation to that.
[03:48:34]  I mean, I never can win with you fucking idiots.
[03:48:36]  You know what I mean?
[03:48:37]  I'm showing you guys that I'm not fucking listening to fruity music.
[03:48:40]  And of course, you fucking idiots throw a gay fucking spin on anything.
[03:48:45]  All right.
[03:48:45]  I'm showing you.
[03:48:46]  I'm fucking.
[03:48:47]  I listen to some gangster shit.
[03:48:48]  What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[03:48:50]  I listen to some fucking gangster shit.
[03:48:52]  It's too gangster for your asses.
[03:48:54]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[03:48:55]  All right.
[03:48:57]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:48:58]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[03:49:00]  And you all know this.
[03:49:01]  You all know this.
[03:49:02]  I've told you this a thousand times.
[03:49:04]  I'm such a bad motherfucker that if I go outside, I clench my fist and put them in my pockets, I can be taken to jail for carrying lethal fucking weapons, you idiot.
[03:49:14]  All right, lethal fucking weapons.
[03:49:17]  I'm a bad motherfucker, man.
[03:49:20]  All right, I'm a badass.
[03:49:22]  And I know you sons of bitches, because you're out there all across the way in a computer and you think that you can hide behind your goddamn fucking keyboard and all that shit.
[03:49:31]  Let me tell you something.
[03:49:32]  You're lucky you're not in front of my goddamn face right damn now.
[03:49:35]  All right?
[03:49:36]  You're lucky you're not in my damn face right now because I'll be laying the fucking smack it down on you like it ain't shit.
[03:49:44]  And you all know it, boy.
[03:49:45]  You all know it.
[03:49:48]  So there, I just proved to all you idiots that were out there trying to call me some kind of a fruit bowl because I'll look at your history.
[03:49:55]  That was my history there, boy.
[03:49:57]  That was my goddamn history for you sitting over there trying to make assumptions about me liking fruity music.
[03:50:03]  I don't like fruity music, all right?
[03:50:05]  I mean, I like old school.
[03:50:07]  Put some more gangster shit on.
[03:50:08]  Put some more gangster shit.
[03:50:11]  That's a fucking ad.
[03:50:12]  That's a fucking ad.
[03:50:13]  Shut this.
[03:50:13]  This is a stupid ad for a black show.
[03:50:16]  Yeah.
[03:50:20]  Some gangster shit, man.
[03:50:24]  Huh?
[03:50:25]  Ugh.
[03:50:26]  Yeah.
[03:50:27]  Gangster shit.
[03:50:29]  Ugh.
[03:50:30]  Yeah.
[03:50:31]  Come and get some, bitch.
[03:50:33]  Come and get some, bitch.
[03:50:34]  In too deep.
[03:50:35]  Back to the hotel.
[03:50:37]  Ugh.
[03:50:39]  Fucking pay me the respect I deserve, assholes.
[03:50:42]  Do you understand that?
[03:50:42]  You all pay me the respect I deserve.
[03:50:47]  You all pay me the fucking respect I deserve, or I'm getting out of here.
[03:50:53]  All right, I'm a badass.
[03:50:57]  Jesus Christ.
[03:50:58]  All right, that's enough of this.
[03:50:59]  All right, that's enough.
[03:51:00]  All right, that's enough of the fucking.
[03:51:01]  That's enough.
[03:51:04]  All right.
[03:51:04]  Anyway, anyway, hold on.
[03:51:07]  Irish bug, are you talking to me?
[03:51:09]  Who is this asshole?
[03:51:10]  Huh?
[03:51:11]  I'm your worst fucking nightwear, you fucking stupid, dumb, fucking imbecilic, dumb potato, fucking chewing piece of fucking Irish crouch shit.
[03:51:20]  So don't sit over here and come into my chat room asking who's this asshole, all right?
[03:51:25]  Go ask your mother, all right?
[03:51:28]  Go ask your mother.
[03:51:29]  I was at your mother's house last night, motorboating her goddamn asshole, and jiggled her uterus right out of her ass.
[03:51:36]  All right, go ask your mother, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:51:39]  I'm telling you, I'm not taking shit from any of you people anymore.
[03:51:43]  Anymore.
[03:51:44]  No more.
[03:51:46]  Give me my drink.
[03:51:51]  No more, okay?
[03:51:53]  No more.
[03:51:55]  All right, I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:51:58]  These people are pissing me off.
[03:52:00]  Look at all these people coming at me, dude.
[03:52:02]  Take a look at the fucking shitty chat room and take a look at all the fucking scumbags that are coming at me for Christ's sake, huh?
[03:52:10]  Jesus Christ.
[03:52:11]  You know what time it is?
[03:52:12]  I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:52:14]  I need more beer.
[03:52:19]  I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake.
[03:52:22]  And look, somebody's telling me to play some public enema.
[03:52:24]  Public enemy, public enema.
[03:52:27]  I like a little bit of public enema, but I'm not going to play some public enema right now.
[03:52:30]  All right?
[03:52:33]  Now you're making me belch.
[03:52:34]  I like that.
[03:52:36]  Now y'all are making me belch.
[03:52:40]  Jesus Christ.
[03:52:41]  And I got to wake up at six in the morning this morning so I can put a brisket on the grill, baby.
[03:52:48]  I got all kinds of shit to do, but instead, I'm fucking wasting my Saturday night with you fucking pricks.
[03:52:53]  Can you believe that?
[03:52:53]  Huh?
[03:52:55]  Jesus Christ.
[03:52:58]  Dizzy Dent in the chat room said he bought a 24-pack for the show.
[03:53:02]  He's already halfway done.
[03:53:03]  Well, you're damn right, baby.
[03:53:05]  I mean, who else gives you non-stop fucking energy all the fucking time for six straight hours?
[03:53:11]  You know that I don't take a break, and when I do, it's maybe a one-minute piss break, and that's about it.
[03:53:18]  All right, Jesus Christ, man.
[03:53:21]  Show me the respect I goddamn well deserve.
[03:53:26]  I deserve more respect than what I get.
[03:53:29]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[03:53:33]  You're my goddamn drink and look at all the people saying no.
[03:53:42]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:53:44]  And you want me to continue to fucking do this broadcast, man?
[03:53:48]  And you wonder why I didn't come by on Friday?
[03:53:50]  You wonder why I'm taking time off for Christ's sake?
[03:53:54]  I mean, anybody that has to put up with the kind of shit I got to put up with every time I do a goddamn show, they be going insane.
[03:54:01]  All right?
[03:54:03]  They be going insane by now.
[03:54:08]  Thank you, Pontius Pilate, for giving me a little respect, man.
[03:54:11]  Thank you, man.
[03:54:12]  Thank you very much.
[03:54:15]  I appreciate it for Christ's sake, man.
[03:54:17]  I'm like these other people in here talking garbage.
[03:54:20]  Give me my smoke.
[03:54:21]  Give me my goddamn tobacco.
[03:54:30]  You gotta hold it in.
[03:54:32]  Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
[03:54:41]  All right.
[03:54:42]  All right.
[03:54:43]  Thank you, bloodbath.
[03:54:45]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:54:47]  And I appreciate the respect for Christ's sake.
[03:54:49]  All right.
[03:54:51]  Oh, my God.
[03:54:55]  Wait a minute.
[03:54:55]  Hold on.
[03:54:56]  The CX network renamed themselves to the GX Network.
[03:55:00]  You think that's an accident, baby?
[03:55:02]  All the in-real life streamers want to get down with ghosts.
[03:55:06]  Do you understand that?
[03:55:07]  Everybody knows who the fuck I am.
[03:55:10]  They just don't want to admit it for Christ's sake.
[03:55:12]  You understand?
[03:55:13]  I mean, remember when Ice Poseidon was asked about ghosts?
[03:55:15]  He's like, uh, dude, I don't really know him, dude, but I kind of know him.
[03:55:18]  I know he lives.
[03:55:19]  He knows who the fuck I am.
[03:55:22]  All right?
[03:55:23]  Everybody on this internet knows who the fuck I am.
[03:55:26]  They just don't want to admit it, or they're too scared to, boy.
[03:55:29]  You understand that?
[03:55:30]  I am infamous on this internet.
[03:55:33]  I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this shit.
[03:55:35]  I invented memes for fuck's sake, dude.
[03:55:38]  All right.
[03:55:39]  I mean, so the next time you think of memes, you think of ghosts who invented them for everybody.
[03:55:43]  How you like that?
[03:55:44]  Huh?
[03:55:45]  I mean, the reason they created poll on 4chan was because of me.
[03:55:50]  Do you understand that?
[03:55:52]  Huh?
[03:55:53]  Do you understand that?
[03:55:55]  I'm not joking around.
[03:55:57]  I mean, in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, the B-TARDs found me, right?
[03:56:03]  And back then, the B-TARS were a bunch of leftists.
[03:56:06]  And then they started listening to me.
[03:56:07]  And then they started being like, man, you know what?
[03:56:09]  This guy, he's right.
[03:56:11]  Why are we leftist?
[03:56:12]  I want to be on the right-wing side of politics.
[03:56:15]  And before you know it, fucking poll was created because of this man right here.
[03:56:20]  And everybody on poll, at least during 2016, was all right-wing, baby.
[03:56:25]  All right-wing.
[03:56:28]  That was because of yours, truly, all right?
[03:56:31]  I mean, do you understand?
[03:56:32]  I mean, I am infamous on this internet for Christ's sake.
[03:56:36]  Do you understand me?
[03:56:38]  Do you understand me?
[03:56:40]  No, I am.
[03:56:41]  What is this?
[03:56:42]  I'm a gay lord.
[03:56:43]  What?
[03:56:45]  Oh, my God.
[03:56:46]  What?
[03:56:47]  What the hell did you say?
[03:56:48]  I love your show.
[03:56:48]  I'm a gay lord.
[03:56:49]  Go fuck yourself.
[03:56:50]  All right.
[03:56:51]  All right.
[03:56:52]  Fucking idiots.
[03:56:54]  I'm just trying to say I deserve respect, man.
[03:56:56]  I've had an illustrious 11 and a half year career going on 12 year career.
[03:57:03]  Going on a dozen years that I've been doing this.
[03:57:06]  All right?
[03:57:08]  I mean, I'm telling you right now, at the end of 20 years, I am going to be given the golden microphone for the best broadcaster in history.
[03:57:18]  All right?
[03:57:19]  All right.
[03:57:20]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:57:22]  Okay?
[03:57:22]  And I'm not kidding around.
[03:57:24]  They will give me the golden microphone.
[03:57:27]  I guarantee it.
[03:57:29]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[03:57:35]  And you people are just jealous of me.
[03:57:37]  You know that?
[03:57:39]  You people are just jealous.
[03:57:40]  Wait a minute.
[03:57:40]  Alte ant dark razors and Elfoxo Loco made you.
[03:57:43]  How the fuck does that work?
[03:57:45]  They didn't do shit but clip my crap.
[03:57:47]  All right?
[03:57:49]  Fucking, that's, that's, that's rich, right?
[03:57:51]  Oh, well, you know what?
[03:57:52]  The clip sites made you.
[03:57:53]  They fucking take my content, make money off my shit, yet they make me.
[03:57:57]  Go fuck yourself.
[03:57:58]  You know what?
[03:57:58]  Kick Alte Ant's ass out of here for saying that piece of shit.
[03:58:02]  Get out of here.
[03:58:03]  I don't want to see you again.
[03:58:05]  Get this fucking piece of shit out of here for saying some shit like that.
[03:58:09]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:58:12]  I fucking made myself.
[03:58:14]  All right.
[03:58:16]  I fucking made myself for Christ's sake.
[03:58:19]  You want to know why I made myself?
[03:58:20]  Because I'm a bad motherfucker.
[03:58:22]  That's why.
[03:58:23]  All right.
[03:58:24]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[03:58:27]  That's why I'm respected all over these fucking internets for Christ's sake because I'm a bad motherfucker.
[03:58:33]  Give me my goddamn fucking tobacco, man.
[03:58:44]  And by the way, you think it's an accident that all these fucking in-real life streamers are getting down with GX?
[03:58:49]  Maybe they want to be down with GX.
[03:58:50]  You want to know why?
[03:58:51]  Because GX runs this shit.
[03:58:55]  You understand that?
[03:58:56]  We run this internet, baby.
[03:58:58]  All right.
[03:58:58]  You're either down with me or you're down with the fucking neckbeards.
[03:59:02]  That's how it is.
[03:59:03]  All right.
[03:59:04]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:59:05]  You're either with us or you're with the incels.
[03:59:08]  All right?
[03:59:09]  It's all there is to it.
[03:59:10]  GX in the fucking chat, by the way.
[03:59:13]  GX in the fucking chat.
[03:59:15]  All right?
[03:59:16]  Throw that G. We're dropping that GX right on, you bitch asses, baby.
[03:59:20]  What's up to Spermi the Cat Bond Dayton?
[03:59:23]  Craven Moorhead, Hermes, I did it.
[03:59:26]  Steven Stinkverse, Hambone Movement, Norito Burrito, CRX Railfan 2, Awawaski1, Bob Tom, Anochro Capitalist, all right?
[03:59:36]  Flaming Creations, Mr. Scrooge, Chody Banks, Dova Dude, we got Ghostwife Son.
[03:59:44]  Fuck you.
[03:59:45]  Dark Me Magician Girl, the Nagy Generation, Fiend45.
[03:59:50]  We got Nico Angel, the one they call Bob, Arano Donovan, Jackler in the house, Tech Encrypted, Gutbusters, Trade Lover567, a friendly medic, seriously Samsung, Action Capitalist, Barry Blackberry.
[04:00:06]  I thought I banned your ass.

=== Flaming Creations Streamer Roast (14:33) ===

[04:00:07]  Ex-GoCion.
[04:00:09]  I can't say that.
[04:00:10]  YG, whatever the fuck your name is.
[04:00:12]  Distilling capitalist.
[04:00:13]  What up, man?
[04:00:15]  Beep 1.
[04:00:16]  We got the American Dream 69.
[04:00:19]  Who else we got here?
[04:00:20]  We got Communist for Trump.
[04:00:21]  That piece of crap.
[04:00:24]  Maximum Mang Chong, whatever the hell that is.
[04:00:27]  Ghetto Ghost, Pickleman.
[04:00:29]  What's going on to Pickleman GX, dude?
[04:00:31]  I've seen you around these internets.
[04:00:33]  Black Hat Inc.
[04:00:36]  Holy Sin28.
[04:00:37]  Mr. BN King in the house.
[04:00:39]  What up, dude?
[04:00:40]  Black Bath.
[04:00:42]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[04:00:43]  Reaper66.
[04:00:45]  Templeton Milk Dog.
[04:00:46]  Whatever the hell that means.
[04:00:49]  We've got a friendly medic.
[04:00:52]  We've got General Dima.
[04:00:55]  We've got, who is this?
[04:00:57]  The XYZ Force.
[04:00:58]  Never heard of him.
[04:01:00]  Aesthetic cap, aesthetic cap, whatever the hell that I think is aesthetic capitalist is what it means.
[04:01:05]  Tyler 225905.
[04:01:08]  Dan the Oracle.
[04:01:10]  And fuck you for saying AX Dan the Oracle, you piece of shit.
[04:01:14]  Non-Keem Scares.
[04:01:15]  Pontius Pilot, man.
[04:01:17]  Cheers to you, dude.
[04:01:18]  Bozo 88888.
[04:01:20]  Granny Ghost.
[04:01:21]  Fuck you for making fun of my granny.
[04:01:23]  Crazy YouTube ninja.
[04:01:25]  Bunzie Buddy.
[04:01:26]  Did I already say Ficente 445?
[04:01:28]  I knew I said a Mexican name somewhere.
[04:01:31]  Who else we got?
[04:01:32]  We got Cloud Zach, Anthony J. We've got Colonel Transisco, Tijuana Genius.
[04:01:38]  We've got Reverend Snar, Ghost Dust.
[04:01:41]  Fuck you.
[04:01:42]  Don't compare me to fucking gold dust, you freak.
[04:01:45]  Roxy Reyes.
[04:01:47]  We've got Edgar Big Dog, Adrian Ovo, 210 Graffiti.
[04:01:53]  All right, I think I've said a lot of these names here.
[04:01:56]  All right, but fucking GX.
[04:01:58]  Why do you think they're all turning into GX, dude?
[04:02:00]  All they're in real life streamers, man.
[04:02:02]  They want to get down with ghosts, baby.
[04:02:05]  Juicy Giblet, what's going on?
[04:02:07]  They want to get down with ghosts, and I don't blame them, boy.
[04:02:10]  I don't blame them.
[04:02:12]  We got Dark Blitz Frenzy, Dizzy Dent.
[04:02:16]  I think I've already said most of these.
[04:02:19]  Underworld.
[04:02:21]  We've got Fido the Grand.
[04:02:22]  I don't know what the hell Fido the Grand is.
[04:02:26]  But I'm telling you, baby, I mean, I am, I'm the man, dude.
[04:02:29]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[04:02:30]  Wheels in Walmart, asshole, really?
[04:02:33]  Oh, fuck off.
[04:02:34]  All right.
[04:02:35]  GX in the chat.
[04:02:37]  Long live the capitalist army.
[04:02:38]  Hey, ST Mike, once again, cheers to ST Mike, even though he's going to be screwy at times.
[04:02:44]  Cheers to ST Mike.
[04:02:46]  All right.
[04:02:47]  Let me get another fucking drink out of this.
[04:02:50]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:02:52]  I mean, are y'all surprised that in real life streamers want to get down with ghost over here?
[04:02:58]  I mean, I'm serious, man.
[04:02:59]  I'm serious.
[04:03:00]  You know, I am infamous on the internet.
[04:03:04]  And I'm proud of it, too.
[04:03:06]  I'm proud of it.
[04:03:07]  Let me give you my drink.
[04:03:10]  Hey, Jason Howard Janova.
[04:03:12]  The reason I didn't shout you out is because you've been a fucking grade A bitch in the chat room.
[04:03:18]  And I know you think I don't fucking see you.
[04:03:20]  I see you.
[04:03:20]  I see all of you.
[04:03:22]  Okay?
[04:03:24]  I see all of you.
[04:03:25]  And I, you know, today, especially, you've been a grade A bitch boy in the damn chat for Christ's sake.
[04:03:30]  All right.
[04:03:32]  Anyway, and hey, Ex Go Cion, what the hell's your problem, man?
[04:03:35]  Why are you coming at me, brother?
[04:03:37]  Why are you coming at me?
[04:03:38]  I thought we were cool, brother.
[04:03:40]  Jesus Christ, Danielle Warren.
[04:03:44]  Who else do we have here?
[04:03:45]  I think I've already said all these people for Christ's sake.
[04:03:47]  And yeah, Bjorn loves the GX network.
[04:03:50]  He's down with GX.
[04:03:51]  I love Bjorn, by the way.
[04:03:53]  And by the way, I'd like to say that Ice Poseidon, man, what a piece of shit you are.
[04:03:58]  You know, I mean, everybody, you know, first of all, Ice Poseidon, he has like, I don't know, post-traumatic stress syndrome.
[04:04:05]  He doesn't want to go out in public anymore.
[04:04:07]  He's all fucking scared.
[04:04:08]  Whatever.
[04:04:09]  And he sees this in real life RV trip that these IRL streamers that are putting together themselves and they see the kind of hype that they're getting on streaming sites and whatnot.
[04:04:21]  And now all of a sudden, Ice Poseidon is putting on his own little RV trip in fucking Europe.
[04:04:28]  And you've got Bjorn.
[04:04:29]  Everybody, all his fucking viewers wanted Bjorn to go on the RV trip in the EU.
[04:04:35]  And what did fucking Ice Poseidon say, dude?
[04:04:37]  I know everybody wants, you know, Bjorn, dude, but, you know, Bjorn, I don't want to take Bjorn.
[04:04:43]  He's got like negative energy, dude.
[04:04:45]  So fuck it, dude.
[04:04:46]  I'm not doing it, dude.
[04:04:47]  I'm going to take my fucking, you know, undercover butt boy, Gary, the producer, that faggot, dude.
[04:04:52]  Yeah, dude.
[04:04:53]  And what, Lucha?
[04:04:54]  Dude, I don't want to take Lucha, dude.
[04:04:56]  You know, he's the kind of guy that shoves a couple of burritos in his ass, dude.
[04:05:00]  So, fucking dude, I'm not taking him in.
[04:05:01]  I'm going to take my flat-chested bitch, dude.
[04:05:04]  Fucking dude.
[04:05:05]  I mean, I'm going to take EBZ, that gay black Cameroon son of a bitch.
[04:05:10]  Fuck it, dude.
[04:05:10]  Fuck it, dude.
[04:05:12]  Jesus Christ.
[04:05:14]  And what's going on to Admiral Zero?
[04:05:16]  I don't think I said your name, dude.
[04:05:18]  Cheers to you.
[04:05:20]  But I think that's pretty shitty of Ice Poseidon for not at least inviting Bjorn.
[04:05:25]  You understand?
[04:05:26]  I mean, Bjorn, I mean, he, I just, I think it's a big disrespect.
[04:05:31]  And by the way, I don't like EBZ because I think he's low-grade Cameroon trash.
[04:05:36]  And you know the bad part about it is?
[04:05:38]  I smoke cigars.
[04:05:40]  And one of my favorite rappers to put on a C gar is a Cameroon rapper.
[04:05:44]  I mean, isn't that ironic, dude?
[04:05:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:05:47]  When I smoke cigars, I like Cameroon rappers.
[04:05:50]  Like, it's the outer layer of the cigar, the rapper.
[04:05:56]  And this asshole is from Cameroon.
[04:05:58]  And I'm telling you, dude, I cannot stand EBZ.
[04:06:01]  And the reason is, hold on, Mike Hock.
[04:06:07]  Ghost deep throats for Tardy.
[04:06:09]  Yeah, that's not the real Mike Hawk all right.
[04:06:12]  The reason I don't like EBZ is because this son of a bitch used his fan base to try to raise like a quick six or 700 bucks.
[04:06:22]  All right.
[04:06:23]  I mean, I think that fucking EBZ raised like $600 in one night, okay?
[04:06:28]  Which is a lot for a black man.
[04:06:30]  But, you know, $600 in one night.
[04:06:32]  And he claimed that he was going to meet the RV trip, which was in Austin, Texas.
[04:06:38]  He said he was going to meet them there and then go on the RV trip.
[04:06:41]  Instead, what did EBZ do?
[04:06:44]  He just stayed on Ice Poseidon's couch for a week and was a complete fucking dread on everything Ice Poseidon did.
[04:06:51]  I mean, I can't stand EBZ.
[04:06:54]  He reinforces the stereotype.
[04:06:57]  He thinks he's such a badass.
[04:06:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:07:00]  I mean, he thinks that, hey, man, I'm still a gangster, even though I'm a 40-year-old guerrilla hand.
[04:07:04]  I'm tired of fucking EBZ, man.
[04:07:06]  I'm never going to fucking stream snipe that idiot again or stream invade that idiot.
[04:07:11]  I think this guy is a complete waste of time, and he's a fucking piece of trash.
[04:07:15]  And you can tell him I said that, man.
[04:07:17]  I mean, you know, this guy, I'm not joking.
[04:07:21]  I am not joking.
[04:07:22]  I do not like EBZ.
[04:07:23]  I think he's fucking, he just sits there with his fucking milk dud face on the camera.
[04:07:29]  And after watching like eight to ten hours of him, occasionally he'll be like, you know what I need to do?
[04:07:34]  I need to entertain some people.
[04:07:35]  And I'm going to throw on a stupid fucking wig and be like, hey, look at me.
[04:07:39]  I'm doing bits.
[04:07:40]  I'm doing bits in my fucking one room that I'm sharing in a house of four people and all this other bullshit.
[04:07:46]  Fuck that.
[04:07:47]  Fuck EBZ, man.
[04:07:49]  All right.
[04:07:49]  Fuck you, EBZ.
[04:07:50]  You're a piece of shit.
[04:07:51]  I can't believe what you did to the RV.
[04:07:54]  You had your fucking fans raise $600 so you can get on a plane and go to fucking Austin.
[04:07:59]  And instead, what did you do?
[04:08:01]  What did you do?
[04:08:02]  You fucking just sat around.
[04:08:03]  You fucking you decided to leech off Ice Poseidon.
[04:08:06]  You're a fucking piece of shit, man.
[04:08:08]  All right?
[04:08:10]  Fucking asshole.
[04:08:14]  Hey, what?
[04:08:14]  Ex-Gocion, what?
[04:08:15]  Are you threatening me?
[04:08:17]  You see, right when I'm talking about fucking EBZ, one of my blacks, Ex Go Cion, he's one of my blacks.
[04:08:23]  All of a sudden, he's telling me to be careful.
[04:08:26]  I mean, what?
[04:08:26]  You're going to back up this Cameroon piece of crap?
[04:08:29]  He's not even American.
[04:08:30]  He can't even get a fucking passport to go on the fucking Ice Poseidon EU RV trip because he has to go to the fucking Cameroon embassy.
[04:08:38]  This guy's from fucking Cameroon.
[04:08:42]  Jesus Christ.
[04:08:43]  He's the kind of guy that'll fucking say, Happy New Year!
[04:08:47]  Like fucking Eddie Murphy and Trading Places and shit.
[04:08:52]  All right.
[04:08:53]  And not to mention, EBZ, didn't he come out of the closet recently?
[04:08:57]  Didn't EBZ come out of the closet?
[04:08:58]  He went to go visit one of his mods and his mods was like a twink.
[04:09:03]  And his mod took him out to like some fucking badass lake.
[04:09:07]  They fucking had a boat and all this bullshit.
[04:09:10]  I'm just saying.
[04:09:14]  And then to prove that he wasn't a homosexual, didn't EBZ get some fucking beluga blonde whale to come and sit and eat with him in his room to prove that he wasn't a homosexual?
[04:09:26]  All right, whatever.
[04:09:27]  Look, I'm just saying, EBZ, I've had enough of you, dude.
[04:09:30]  I'm not a fan of yours anymore.
[04:09:32]  You're a fucking, you're reinforcing the stereotype.
[04:09:35]  I mean, if you were going to fucking use your fucking viewers to raise that money to go fucking on the RV, you should have gone on the RV, you fucking goddamn California raisin.
[04:09:45]  But instead, you decided, man, I'm going to sit here.
[04:09:49]  I'm going to leech off ice, baby.
[04:09:50]  That's what I'm doing.
[04:09:51]  I'm leeching off ice.
[04:09:53]  And he stayed on ICE's couch for like a week, dude.
[04:09:56]  What a fucking piece of shit.
[04:09:58]  And you know, Ice, you know, he's trying to be politically correct.
[04:10:01]  He's trying to turn into a social justice warrior now.
[04:10:03]  So he can't be like, look, EBZ, you're acting, you know, a little bit like your stereotypical race, dude.
[04:10:09]  You're going in enigma, dude.
[04:10:11]  And I need you to get out of here, dude.
[04:10:13]  This is my house, dude.
[04:10:15]  I don't want you here, dude.
[04:10:16]  I didn't ask for you to stay here, dude.
[04:10:18]  Get the fuck out of here, dude.
[04:10:20]  You can't do it.
[04:10:20]  He's fucking chicken shit.
[04:10:23]  Anyway, I think I'm saying too.
[04:10:25]  I think I'm saying too much.
[04:10:26]  I'm sorry.
[04:10:26]  You see, now you fucking people have got me talking shit about, man.
[04:10:30]  Fuck you, trolls.
[04:10:31]  You see what y'all did, dude?
[04:10:33]  You see what y'all did?
[04:10:34]  Now I've talked like mad shit about EBZ.
[04:10:36]  And this fucking guy is probably going to be like, man, fuck that motherfucker on his goddamn fucking stream.
[04:10:41]  And he's going to want to fight me.
[04:10:43]  And to be honest with you, I'm not afraid of fighting a black man, okay?
[04:10:47]  I think that's what EBZ thinks.
[04:10:49]  He thinks, hey, I'm a big fucking buck, ball, black man, and all I got to do is raise my voice, and I'm going to be afraid.
[04:10:55]  I would have no problems throwing fisticups with EBZ if he wanted some of this, all right?
[04:11:00]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:11:01]  He's already missing a tooth.
[04:11:02]  I'll make him miss most of his teeth if he wants to come and try to have a little.
[04:11:06]  Hey, I'm not fucking ski mask Andy, all right, boy.
[04:11:10]  I'm a bad motherfucker over here, okay?
[04:11:13]  I mean, I'm just saying, I just think EBZ just reinforces the stereotype, and you know, he needs to fucking just come to realization that, look, you're a boring piece of shit.
[04:11:26]  You're the fucking affirmative action of streaming, okay?
[04:11:29]  I said it.
[04:11:30]  I'm sorry.
[04:11:31]  I'm sorry, man.
[04:11:33]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[04:11:34]  You are the affirmative action of fucking streaming.
[04:11:37]  And I'm fucking tired of you, EBZ, all right?
[04:11:40]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:11:41]  All right.
[04:11:42]  I'm serious.
[04:11:43]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:11:45]  Fucking using his fucking viewers to, hey, man, I'm going to go meet up the RV over there in Austin.
[04:11:52]  I need a plane ticket.
[04:11:53]  Can y'all give it.
[04:11:54]  They fucking give him 600 bucks within like a couple of hours.
[04:11:57]  He gets the airline ticket, goes to fucking Austin, and yet stays with fucking ice.
[04:12:01]  What a piece of shit, man.
[04:12:03]  Fucking fucking cockroach.
[04:12:05]  That's what you fucking are, E.B.Z. You're a fucking cockroach.
[04:12:10]  Anyway, sorry.
[04:12:11]  I didn't mean to.
[04:12:13]  I don't know.
[04:12:14]  Maybe I said too much or whatever, but all I'm saying, I'm just saying, all right?
[04:12:19]  I'm just saying.
[04:12:20]  And Anthony J is absolutely right.
[04:12:22]  He couldn't even stand up to Hampton Brandon, who's selling his ass right now.
[04:12:27]  did y'all see the casey stream yesterday i mean casey who is the guy that's this rich dude that's been trying to get the he's the guy who sponsored the this past uh not the current rv trip of the last one He got Hampton Brandon.
[04:12:41]  And if you want my opinion, I think that he paid Hampton Brandon to get his ass fucked by all of his Northport Beach buddies.
[04:12:50]  I mean, did y'all see that, dude?
[04:12:52]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[04:12:54]  Hampton Brandon was like crying for help last night, saying, Dude, these guys want to fuck me.
[04:13:00]  These guys are this and that.
[04:13:01]  And I mean, have y'all seen that?
[04:13:02]  I'm not even, I'm not even kidding around.
[04:13:05]  But if EBZ can't fucking step up to Hampton Brandon, I mean, give me a fucking break, all right?
[04:13:11]  Y'all didn't see that?
[04:13:12]  Oh, well.
[04:13:16]  I don't want to show it, dude.
[04:13:18]  I don't want to get mixed up with that drama.
[04:13:20]  You know, I'm just saying.
[04:13:21]  Oh, you're going to show EBZ a clip of what I said?
[04:13:23]  You think I give a shit?
[04:13:25]  You think I give a shit?
[04:13:28]  If you fucking show EBZ what I said, look, he's a boring, fucking pathetic streamer.
[04:13:33]  He has the affirmative action of streaming.
[04:13:35]  And I think that, if you want my opinion, I think that he's all of a sudden getting a lot of donations now out of white guilt.
[04:13:42]  I think he's using the social justice warrior white guilt bullshit.
[04:13:46]  And I've had enough of it.
[04:13:47]  I've had enough of it from EBZ.
[04:13:49]  You're a 40-year-old loser, dude.
[04:13:51]  You're a 40-year-old loser.
[04:13:53]  Why don't you go and get yourself a fucking like a waiter job at like TGI Fridays or some shit and actually try to save up for your future instead of being like, yeah, man, I'm a streamer.
[04:14:06]  Nobody gives a shit about your fucking stupid sleeping, you fucking eating, you driving, you sitting there on a fucking stupid, dumb, fucking shitty ass fucking chair and watching dumb shit on WorldStar.
[04:14:19]  Nobody gives a shit.
[04:14:22]  Jesus Christ.
[04:14:23]  I'm sorry.
[04:14:24]  Somebody has to say it, dude.
[04:14:26]  Somebody has to say it.
[04:14:27]  I'm sorry.
[04:14:28]  Somebody has to fucking say it.
[04:14:30]  Give me my fucking, give me my smoke.
[04:14:38]  I'm not, I'm just, I'm just saying, dude.

=== Press One Record Message Scam (13:42) ===

[04:14:40]  I'm sorry.
[04:14:42]  All right, look, it's already, look, Jesus Christ.
[04:14:45]  It's already 126.
[04:14:46]  All right, look.
[04:14:49]  Let me just go ahead and fucking go ahead and fucking do the damn fucking shit now, for Christ's sake.
[04:14:56]  Where's the let me set all this up right now?
[04:14:59]  Fuck taking a break.
[04:15:00]  We don't need to take a fucking break.
[04:15:01]  I'm a bad motherfucker, all right?
[04:15:04]  I'll take a break when some bitch is long-winded and talking about herself and I'll go take a fucking piss and you know some shit like that.
[04:15:12]  All right, here it is.
[04:15:13]  We're calling the goddamn, we're calling the fucking date line.
[04:15:16]  That's what we're calling, all right?
[04:15:18]  Jesus Christ.
[04:15:20]  All right, look, I'm sorry.
[04:15:21]  I had to say these things.
[04:15:22]  I had to get shit off my chest.
[04:15:24]  You fucking idiots did you.
[04:15:26]  All right, now it's time for me to do me.
[04:15:28]  Don't be fucking judging me, you piece of shit.
[04:15:32]  All right, what do we got here?
[04:15:33]  Here it is.
[04:15:35]  Let me call the goddamn date line.
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[04:17:14]  What's going on?
[04:17:15]  Here in San Antonio, Texas, middle-aged man.
[04:17:20]  I guess you could say got my own thing going on, got my own house, got my own business, whatever.
[04:17:29]  I guess you could say I'm financially stable, but I just do not have a significant other that I have been searching for.
[04:17:38]  And this is a really big stretch for me.
[04:17:40]  I don't usually come on these chat lines or any kind of dating assistance site, but I mean, how does that song go?
[04:17:49]  I want to know what love is.
[04:17:52]  Okay?
[04:17:54]  I want to know what love is.
[04:17:58]  And if you're serious about that and not some game-playing, you know, I'm going to just ruin your life type of woman.
[04:18:04]  Well, then please get back to me.
[04:18:06]  Because I'm serious.
[04:18:08]  I'm not somebody who wants to play games and do all this.
[04:18:12]  I mean, life is too short for that.
[04:18:14]  So if this sounds like you're interested, please get back.
[04:18:17]  If you're happy with this, press one.
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[04:18:20]  Press two.
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[04:18:23]  What's going on?
[04:18:24]  Erin.
[04:18:25]  Sounds good.
[04:18:26]  There are 28 Red Haw women.
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[04:18:37]  Hey, hey, I'm trying to sound pathetic, you idiot.
[04:18:40]  That's how you lure these dumb cunts, you fucking dumb imbecile.
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[04:19:00]  We get it.
[04:19:02]  All right.
[04:19:03]  Time is now being deducted from your message.
[04:19:05]  Here we go.
[04:19:06]  Hey, let's just hear Bord and see who's out there.
[04:19:12]  Goodbye.
[04:19:13]  To connect live with your colour.
[04:19:14]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[04:19:15]  Yeah, real great fucking message.
[04:19:18]  I live alone here in South of Austin.
[04:19:23]  We can have a good time, had some fun.
[04:19:26]  Oh, yeah.
[04:19:30]  To send an icebreaker, press one.
[04:19:32]  Please record your message.
[04:19:35]  Hi, I came across your message.
[04:19:38]  I think that you sound like something I'm interested in.
[04:19:41]  I'm in the San Antonio region, and I do want to have some fun.
[04:19:46]  Don't get me wrong, but I definitely want some kind of a heart-to-heart relationship, or at least that's where I want it to go.
[04:19:54]  I'm really tired of the meaningless relationships that we have in regular society.
[04:20:05]  Anyway, get back.
[04:20:07]  Here's your message.
[04:20:10]  You've heard the callers that are close to the market.
[04:20:12]  Oh, that's it.
[04:20:13]  To hear other callers close to you just left the line.
[04:20:16]  Press one.
[04:20:17]  Or for callers you can chat with right now from further away.
[04:20:20]  Press two.
[04:20:21]  Let's talk to them.
[04:20:22]  Let's talk to them.
[04:20:23]  Well, hello, guys.
[04:20:24]  And real men.
[04:20:26]  I'm a 45-year-old Caucasian female.
[04:20:30]  45, my ass.
[04:20:36]  45, my ass.
[04:20:38]  And the chat.
[04:20:39]  So if you're welcome.
[04:20:40]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:20:44]  Hi.
[04:20:45]  I'm calling to see if you would like to talk.
[04:20:49]  I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:20:52]  You sound like my type of gal, 45 years old.
[04:20:55]  I'm in my middle age as well.
[04:20:59]  I'm looking for something, obviously, for some fun, but I'm looking for something serious.
[04:21:05]  You know, life is getting short, and I want somebody to spend some time with and go on trips with and things of that nature.
[04:21:14]  If you sound interested, please get back.
[04:21:17]  Here's your message.
[04:21:18]  She'll get back.
[04:21:19]  Message delivered.
[04:21:22]  Hey, what's up?
[04:21:23]  Don't you look at somebody for this phone for somebody who's real.
[04:21:30]  So minority broad.
[04:21:33]  I love to send an icebreaker.
[04:21:35]  Press one.
[04:21:36]  Please record your message.
[04:21:38]  Look, how much?
[04:21:43]  And if you don't want to answer that, then I understand that.
[04:21:45]  But you sound like a younger Latina.
[04:21:48]  I can hear it in your voice.
[04:21:50]  And I'm a white man.
[04:21:52]  And I just can't attract Latinas.
[04:21:54]  And I love that Latina ass.
[04:21:57]  I love those Latina looks.
[04:22:00]  Just get back.
[04:22:01]  How much?
[04:22:02]  Here's your message.
[04:22:04]  Message delivered.
[04:22:19]  I can't even hear.
[04:22:20]  I can't even understand that business.
[04:22:21]  Hi, this is Tanzania.
[04:22:23]  I'm 43 years of age.
[04:22:24]  43?
[04:22:27]  I am single.
[04:22:28]  I have hateful brown eyes and dark brown hair.
[04:22:31]  Too black.
[04:22:32]  I am only trying to find someone to know what they want to love.
[04:22:36]  To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
[04:22:39]  Hi.
[04:22:41]  I'm a white man.
[04:22:43]  I'm assuming you're black based on your vernacular.
[04:22:46]  And if you are black, I'm very interested in getting with a black woman.
[04:22:51]  Financially secure man, that sort of thing.
[04:22:54]  I live in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:22:56]  And the reason I want a black woman is because I'd like to have a traditional southern pre-antebellum slave relationship when we're behind closed doors.
[04:23:08]  Of course, I will treat you like a lady when we're out and about, but when we're indoors, you know, I'd like for you to call me Mass and shit like that.
[04:23:18]  Anyway, get back if you're interested, okay?
[04:23:20]  Here's your message.
[04:23:22]  Message delivered.
[04:23:24]  Hey, guys, I'm 28.
[04:23:26]  I'm just here looking for a pic dick.
[04:23:29]  Whoa!
[04:23:30]  I want to talk a pic dick.
[04:23:32]  If you want to comfort me, just let me know.
[04:23:36]  Houston only, please.
[04:23:37]  Or send me a picture.
[04:23:39]  713 to send an icebreaker.
[04:23:42]  Press one.
[04:23:43]  Please record your message.
[04:23:45]  Hey, what's going on there, hot Latina?
[04:23:48]  I know you're looking for the big dick.
[04:23:50]  I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage up in here.
[04:23:54]  I know you're in Houston, but it is Saturday.
[04:23:58]  I could probably, you know, I could probably buy you a plane ticket if you exchange pictures with me.
[04:24:03]  I'll buy you a plane ticket.
[04:24:04]  Come down to San Antonio, Texas, and I'll give you the big dick.
[04:24:08]  Do you understand?
[04:24:09]  I mean, I'll give it to you.
[04:24:11]  I'll give it to you in your throat.
[04:24:12]  I'll give it to you in, yeah, I'll give it to you however you want.
[04:24:17]  All right.
[04:24:18]  But I want that fucking hot chula ass.
[04:24:21]  All right.
[04:24:21]  Do you have a chula ass?
[04:24:23]  Well, let me know because I'm serious.
[04:24:24]  I'm a rich man.
[04:24:26]  I'm looking, you know, to have some adventures.
[04:24:29]  And I definitely want some Latina ass on the notch of my belt, if you understand.
[04:24:36]  I've got the big dick.
[04:24:37]  Come over here and get on my big dick.
[04:24:40]  Here's your message.
[04:24:41]  Press my message.
[04:24:44]  Hello, fellas.
[04:24:44]  How you're doing?
[04:24:45]  My name is Candy.
[04:24:46]  I'm 39.
[04:24:47]  Live on the southwest side of Houston.
[04:24:49]  Um, just looking for somebody that's very diamond fair alcohol and trauma-free willing to meet and greet off the system.
[04:24:57]  Um, a little bit about me.
[04:24:59]  I'm 5'5, 12, 1.155.
[04:25:02]  Oh, she big girl.
[04:25:04]  I'm looking for somebody that's very single.
[04:25:06]  I repeat.
[04:25:07]  To send an icebreaker, please record your.
[04:25:10]  I'm a very single man.
[04:25:12]  I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:25:14]  I definitely love your measurements.
[04:25:16]  Now, you said you're 5'5140.
[04:25:19]  Now, does that mean that you're voluptuous in the titty and ass department?
[04:25:23]  Because if that's the case, I'd love to try to get you down here to San Antonio, whether flying or taking Greyhound.
[04:25:29]  I'll pay for it.
[04:25:31]  You can come stay at my place.
[04:25:32]  I've got a nice two-story house with pool and jacuzzi in the back.
[04:25:39]  I'd like to get some action.
[04:25:42]  Here's your marketing.
[04:25:43]  Damn it, the text.
[04:25:44]  I thought you weren't going to.
[04:25:45]  Oh, hold on, hold on.
[04:25:48]  She's probably crying in the next connection with me.
[04:25:50]  They want to connect.
[04:25:53]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:25:54]  That's sickening.
[04:25:56]  Oh, man.
[04:25:59]  Oh, man.
[04:26:00]  Reply with a message.
[04:26:01]  What did I send her?
[04:26:02]  Skip message.
[04:26:03]  Press three.
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[04:26:05]  Press four.
[04:26:06]  Here's the last message you sent them.
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[04:26:10]  You haven't recently sent that.
[04:26:11]  I haven't sent them a message.
[04:26:14]  Press one.
[04:26:15]  Reply with a message.
[04:26:16]  Press two.
[04:26:17]  Skip message.
[04:26:18]  Press three.
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[04:26:20]  Press four.
[04:26:21]  Here, thank you.
[04:26:22]  Let's connect.
[04:26:25]  Let's connect.
[04:26:26]  You're connected.
[04:26:27]  You may break the connection at any time by pressing the pound key.
[04:26:31]  Say hi.
[04:26:33]  Hello.
[04:26:34]  Hi.
[04:26:35]  How are you?
[04:26:36]  Hello.
[04:26:37]  I'm all right.
[04:26:39]  How are you this evening?
[04:26:40]  You sound like a very, very eloquent woman who I had to speak to personally.
[04:26:47]  How are you?
[04:26:49]  I'm doing good.
[04:26:51]  So, what brings you on this line this evening?
[04:26:56]  Well, I'm just tired of getting hurt.
[04:26:59]  Ah, tell me about it.
[04:27:00]  I know the feeling.
[04:27:04]  So are you looking for something a little serious or are you just kind of mingling?
[04:27:12]  What are you doing?
[04:27:14]  I am out here trying to find someone who's going to treat me right.
[04:27:20]  But I know you got to be bringing first.
[04:27:23]  But I'm really out here looking for someone to talk to.
[04:27:25]  No, I understand.
[04:27:26]  I understand.
[04:27:27]  And believe me, that's what I'm looking for as well.
[04:27:29]  I'm looking for, you know, somebody that, you know, I can spend some time with.
[04:27:35]  I can give my heart to.
[04:27:36]  You know, it's very hard to find people in the traditional ways, like going out to bars and doing things of that nature.
[04:27:45]  You know, it's very hard to find people.
[04:27:47]  So I'm going down every path necessary to find meet a woman.
[04:27:52]  I'm a very, you know, you could say I'm a successful man.
[04:27:57]  I'm just not successful when it comes to women.
[04:27:59]  And I'd like to have a woman in my life that I can go out and travel with.
[04:28:03]  I do a lot of traveling.
[04:28:05]  I fly.
[04:28:06]  I have my own Cessna plane, believe it or not.
[04:28:08]  So I do my own, I can fly on my Cessna plane.
[04:28:12]  It's in a hangar at San Antonio Airport.
[04:28:17]  I'm just looking for the woman.
[04:28:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:28:19]  Looking for that woman.
[04:28:22]  Okay.

=== Dating In San Antonio Texas (02:03) ===

[04:28:23]  So how old are you?
[04:28:24]  I'm 58 years old.
[04:28:28]  You would?
[04:28:29]  Yeah.
[04:28:29]  How old are you?
[04:28:31]  I'm 43.
[04:28:33]  43.
[04:28:33]  Is 58 too old for 43?
[04:28:40]  How old do you say you were?
[04:28:42]  I'm 58.
[04:28:45]  Oh, I give anything but a number.
[04:28:49]  Yeah, I that's I'm glad you said that.
[04:28:51]  Agent is nothing but a number.
[04:28:52]  I tell you, I love I love your attitude.
[04:28:56]  So what do you like to do for fun?
[04:28:58]  Thank you.
[04:28:58]  What do you like to do for fun?
[04:29:01]  I'm just go out to eat to the movies.
[04:29:07]  Sometimes I like to go sit down and have a drink at a club or the bar.
[04:29:11]  Well, that sounds good.
[04:29:12]  So you like, you know, going out.
[04:29:14]  Do you like to go to like fancy restaurants?
[04:29:16]  I like to go to steakhouses and really sophisticated places like that.
[04:29:21]  Yeah.
[04:29:24]  Well, that's great, man.
[04:29:25]  I'd love to take you out.
[04:29:27]  Where are you at?
[04:29:29]  Like, what are you in?
[04:29:31]  Are you in Texas?
[04:29:33]  Yes, I'm in Texas.
[04:29:35]  All right, I'm in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:29:38]  I know exactly where they are.
[04:29:40]  My hometown played there.
[04:29:43]  Oh, really?
[04:29:45]  Yes.
[04:29:45]  We had a little basketball.
[04:29:47]  We had a basketball game there.
[04:29:50]  You had a basketball game there?
[04:29:54]  Oh, you play basketball?
[04:29:56]  Oh, dude, that was high school.
[04:29:59]  Oh, that was high school.
[04:30:03]  I thought you were going to tell me you played for the WNBA or something.
[04:30:07]  Oh, no.
[04:30:09]  That would be that would be a little time called.
[04:30:14]  Huh?
[04:30:15]  No, I was just laughing.
[04:30:16]  I'm just laughing.
[04:30:17]  I'm sorry.
[04:30:19]  Have you heard of a country town called Grakeland?
[04:30:23]  Graceland?
[04:30:24]  In Texas?

=== Basketball Game High School Memories (04:42) ===

[04:30:26]  No, I haven't heard about it.
[04:30:29]  We're like off of I-45.
[04:30:34]  We're like between.
[04:30:35]  Have you heard of Crockett?
[04:30:37]  Yeah.
[04:30:38]  You mean I-45?
[04:30:40]  You're the Palestine?
[04:30:42]  Yes, I've heard of Palestine, Texas.
[04:30:44]  Yes.
[04:30:46]  I-45?
[04:30:47]  Three miles from there.
[04:30:49]  Just like a thousand people from the country town.
[04:30:53]  Oh, well, that's good.
[04:30:54]  That means that you are an innocent soul.
[04:30:57]  You're not out here, you know, in the city too much.
[04:31:00]  You know, the city can corrupt a person.
[04:31:02]  You know that?
[04:31:05]  You right about that?
[04:31:06]  Absolutely.
[04:31:08]  Yeah, you sound like a very kind woman.
[04:31:11]  I really do like the way you sound.
[04:31:15]  Have you ever dated a black girl before?
[04:31:18]  No, I didn't really.
[04:31:19]  You're black?
[04:31:22]  I'm like in between.
[04:31:25]  You're in between, so you're like half and half?
[04:31:29]  Yes.
[04:31:30]  I've never dated a black girl before, but I have no problem.
[04:31:34]  I'm not against it at all.
[04:31:36]  No, absolutely not.
[04:31:38]  The reason why I asked it is because on my mom's side, we have mixed.
[04:31:44]  I have mixed on.
[04:31:45]  I mean, well, I have white uncles, black uncles.
[04:31:51]  My uncle met a German lady from Colleen.
[04:31:55]  My auntie met a Norwegian guy from Norway.
[04:32:01]  Really?
[04:32:01]  So it's quite, yes.
[04:32:04]  So it's quite pretty much in my family.
[04:32:08]  They're side of the color.
[04:32:11]  Well, that's good.
[04:32:12]  That's good to know.
[04:32:13]  And my cousin today is met a white girl out of Lyman.
[04:32:20]  Wow, really?
[04:32:21]  So, you know, you're pretty diverse.
[04:32:22]  That's what that's what we should be doing nowadays.
[04:32:27]  Yeah, so I don't discriminate.
[04:32:29]  I don't either.
[04:32:30]  I don't either whatsoever.
[04:32:32]  And, you know, I'm glad to know that you don't, and I hope that you know I don't.
[04:32:37]  And you sound like my type of girl.
[04:32:40]  Well, go ahead.
[04:32:40]  I'm sorry.
[04:32:41]  I didn't hear what you said.
[04:32:44]  Have you been married before?
[04:32:45]  No, I have never been married before.
[04:32:47]  Have you?
[04:32:48]  I have never been married, and I want to get married one day.
[04:32:52]  You want to get married one day?
[04:32:55]  Yes.
[04:32:56]  What kind of wedding are you thinking about?
[04:32:59]  Are you thinking about a big wedding or are you thinking about a small wedding?
[04:33:03]  Well, I always dream of a big wedding because I say once I get married and wherever I married, there's some sticky winners.
[04:33:15]  If I get divorced, I would never get married again.
[04:33:19]  I hear you.
[04:33:20]  I hear you.
[04:33:22]  And by the way, are you looking to get married quick?
[04:33:25]  Are you looking?
[04:33:26]  Is that something that you're interested in doing?
[04:33:31]  I want to get married soon.
[04:33:33]  I want to get to know him first.
[04:33:35]  I want him to get to know me.
[04:33:37]  I want him to know my ways and I want to know his ways.
[04:33:40]  I hear you.
[04:33:40]  I hear you.
[04:33:41]  So, since you don't want to get married too quick.
[04:33:44]  No, I understand that.
[04:33:45]  I mean, you know, back in.
[04:33:47]  Like six months or a year.
[04:33:50]  Well, my mom and dad, believe it or not, my mom and dad, they were folks from World War II, and they married a week after meeting each other.
[04:33:59]  And they stayed together for 75 years.
[04:34:03]  Wait a minute.
[04:34:04]  Why are you asking this wife?
[04:34:05]  You're talking about married me or something?
[04:34:08]  What?
[04:34:09]  No, I mean, I like the way you sound.
[04:34:12]  I mean, I think when you see it, let's do a little bit more talking.
[04:34:15]  I had, you know, I want to spend my life with somebody.
[04:34:19]  I want somebody to, you know, to show me what love is, you know.
[04:34:24]  Do you have any kids?
[04:34:25]  No, I have no children.
[04:34:27]  No.
[04:34:28]  You don't have any kids?
[04:34:30]  No, I don't have any children.
[04:34:32]  Well, I have two and a granddaughter.
[04:34:35]  Oh, you have two kids and a granddaughter?
[04:34:39]  I have a 25-year-old daughter, an 18-year-old son, and a six-month-old grandbaby.
[04:34:47]  Wow, that's I've never had any kids whatsoever, but that's good to know that you've got to wait.
[04:34:58]  Huh?
[04:34:59]  You already got a granddaughter.
[04:35:02]  Yes, she's six months old.
[04:35:04]  Six months old.
[04:35:06]  Yes, she's still a baby.

=== McDonald's Franchise Owner Match (11:15) ===

[04:35:08]  Man, that's great.
[04:35:10]  That is.
[04:35:11]  I love big families, you know.
[04:35:13]  and family is where the heart is, right?
[04:35:17]  Mm-hmm.
[04:35:19]  And I would dream of a nice proposal.
[04:35:24]  Yeah, you want them to stand in the wedding and all that?
[04:35:28]  Well, I'm bashful.
[04:35:29]  But I'm bashful, so I'm going to tell you now.
[04:35:32]  You're bashful?
[04:35:34]  Yes, I'm very same-facing.
[04:35:37]  I don't know why.
[04:35:38]  When the crowd comes around and I get real nervous, I don't know why.
[04:35:44]  Well, that's okay.
[04:35:46]  You know, if you're with me, I'd be the one to take in charge.
[04:35:49]  You don't have to be bashful.
[04:35:50]  You just be behind me and I'll take care of everything.
[04:35:53]  But how are you when it comes to like one-on-one intimacy?
[04:36:00]  Oh, I'm good with it.
[04:36:01]  Yeah, that's really important to me because aside from, you know, loving each other and taking each other out and, you know, going out on trips and that sort of thing, you know, what's going on in the bedroom is a big deal.
[04:36:17]  Don't you agree?
[04:36:20]  I mean, I'm kind of a little, look, I'm a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets.
[04:36:26]  And maybe that's the reason why.
[04:36:29]  I'm very affectionate woman.
[04:36:33]  So then you know that now.
[04:36:35]  Really?
[04:36:35]  I have no problem with that.
[04:36:39]  No problem.
[04:36:40]  I mean, to me, in my opinion, I think that I'm in a decent shape, man.
[04:36:46]  So, like, if I was.
[04:36:49]  I love the hood, I love the cuddle, I love the keys.
[04:36:54]  Yeah, I love to do that stuff, too.
[04:36:55]  I love to cuddle during good movies and that sort of thing.
[04:37:01]  So, would you let me kiss you?
[04:37:03]  I'd let you kiss me, absolutely.
[04:37:07]  Where?
[04:37:08]  I'd let you kiss me anywhere you want.
[04:37:14]  Where would you want to kiss me?
[04:37:17]  Oh, I don't know.
[04:37:21]  In the mouth, I guess.
[04:37:22]  You're going to kiss me in my mouth?
[04:37:23]  You want to kiss me elsewhere?
[04:37:25]  Would you let me?
[04:37:26]  I'd let you damn right, I'd let you.
[04:37:30]  You let me kiss you?
[04:37:33]  Of course.
[04:37:35]  You let me kiss you anywhere?
[04:37:38]  Of course.
[04:37:39]  Really?
[04:37:39]  You let me kiss you anywhere?
[04:37:40]  You let me kiss you on your neck?
[04:37:43]  If you're my man, of course.
[04:37:45]  Yeah, you let me kiss you on your breast.
[04:37:50]  If that's where you want to.
[04:37:52]  That's definitely what I want to.
[04:37:54]  I think that, you know, that's very important to be, you know, sexually satisfied.
[04:38:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:38:01]  I mean, aside from being loving and going out and, you know, public affection and that sort of thing.
[04:38:10]  But yeah, I'd love to kiss your breasts.
[04:38:13]  I'd love to be all in them.
[04:38:15]  I'd love to have my face smothered in them.
[04:38:20]  Yeah.
[04:38:22]  Do you like that?
[04:38:23]  Do you work?
[04:38:24]  Do I work?
[04:38:25]  What was that?
[04:38:27]  Do you work?
[04:38:29]  I own my own business.
[04:38:31]  And what?
[04:38:33]  I own a couple of McDonald's.
[04:38:37]  You lying.
[04:38:38]  No, no, absolutely not.
[04:38:41]  I mean, I say it like this.
[04:38:43]  You own a couple of McDonald's.
[04:38:45]  Yeah, well, you know, like a franchise, like, you know, I don't know if you know how the business works, but.
[04:38:50]  Oh, my God.
[04:38:51]  I love McDonald's.
[04:38:54]  You love McDonald's?
[04:38:56]  Yes, I love McDonald's.
[04:38:59]  I actually own like three of them in Texas.
[04:39:03]  I own two of them in San Antonio, and I own one in New Brunfells.
[04:39:09]  I'd love to, you know, take you, you know, give you a tour of home.
[04:39:14]  I love McDonald's.
[04:39:15]  Let's say McRib sandwiches.
[04:39:18]  Oh, yeah, you kind of love that McRib.
[04:39:23]  Oh, my God.
[04:39:24]  Are you serious?
[04:39:25]  Oh, I'm done.
[04:39:26]  I'm dead serious.
[04:39:27]  I mean, you know, the beautiful part about owning a McDonald's, especially if you're a franchise owner, is that you can be a little bit like standoffish.
[04:39:36]  I mean, the thing runs itself, you know, so all you got to do is just kind of have the money to be able to sustain it, which I have.
[04:39:43]  I've owned these McDonald's for over a decade.
[04:39:46]  And, yeah, I mean, it makes me pretty good money.
[04:39:49]  I'm well off.
[04:39:50]  I just don't have the partner, you know.
[04:39:56]  Well, you have my business because I love McDonald's.
[04:39:59]  Yeah, I'd love to bring you to a McDonald's.
[04:40:01]  You know, I'd love to show you.
[04:40:04]  I wouldn't want to leave.
[04:40:06]  You wouldn't want to leave?
[04:40:07]  Well, maybe we can get a bed and just sleep in the back office there for a couple of days.
[04:40:13]  I just say I want to sleep.
[04:40:15]  We could do that.
[04:40:15]  I mean, I think that's actually a pretty good fun plan.
[04:40:18]  I'd get a bed.
[04:40:19]  We'll put it in one of the offices.
[04:40:21]  All right, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get a, we'll get a, what was that?
[04:40:27]  You live at McDonald's?
[04:40:29]  No, I don't live there.
[04:40:30]  I was just saying, you know, I want to make your fantasies come true.
[04:40:34]  You know?
[04:40:34]  No, I'm talking about I love the meals.
[04:40:37]  Oh, you love the meals?
[04:40:38]  I thought you said you wanted to live there.
[04:40:40]  I was gonna spend a week.
[04:40:44]  We could spend a week in a McDonald's.
[04:40:46]  I could make that happen.
[04:40:47]  We could, you know, put a mattress into the office and we'll have the employees give us the McBiscuit, the McRib.
[04:40:54]  I mean, all day.
[04:40:55]  We wouldn't even have to leave the bed, baby.
[04:40:57]  We could just be in there all day.
[04:41:01]  No?
[04:41:04]  No, no.
[04:41:05]  I don't mean like this with school channel and say you're gonna be very good.
[04:41:10]  I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[04:41:13]  You're making me want to do that.
[04:41:14]  That sounds like a good idea.
[04:41:15]  I actually want to do that now.
[04:41:17]  I actually want to just get one of the offices.
[04:41:20]  I'll throw a bed in there and I'll tell the employees: look, don't come back here unless we want food.
[04:41:26]  We'll be back there.
[04:41:27]  I'll put a badass TV.
[04:41:28]  We'll watch some badass movies.
[04:41:31]  And, you know.
[04:41:34]  No.
[04:41:35]  No.
[04:41:36]  I don't like it.
[04:41:37]  I love it, but I don't love it that much.
[04:41:40]  I mean, I just think it, don't you think that it'd be a good scenery?
[04:41:44]  Like, while our bodies are slapping, we can smell some McRib in the background?
[04:41:54]  You are making me lay.
[04:41:55]  You are making me blitz over here.
[04:41:58]  I'm sorry.
[04:41:58]  I don't mean to be.
[04:41:59]  I'm just, you know, you got like.
[04:42:00]  No, no, that's a good.
[04:42:02]  That's a good thing.
[04:42:02]  I'm just blitzing because I think you said this.
[04:42:06]  Well, you know, you've got a lot of thoughts going through my head, you know, and I think it'd be a great idea.
[04:42:12]  I almost want to do it.
[04:42:14]  I mean, we just get a bed.
[04:42:15]  We'll just spend like a weekend in a McDonald's.
[04:42:18]  No, I will spend a house with a roof on top.
[04:42:23]  No, we're going to have a roof.
[04:42:24]  We'll have our own, like, you know, McDonald's room service.
[04:42:29]  Okay.
[04:42:30]  Nobody's going to bother us until we like push a button and they'll give us a double cheeseburger or whatever we want.
[04:42:35]  We have like we have a big screen in there.
[04:42:38]  We'll watch movies.
[04:42:40]  And, you know, we'll just be in there for the weekend, man.
[04:42:43]  And we'll have a nice, you know, weekend in McDonald's.
[04:42:46]  And, you know, of course, we'll make each other feel good in a sexual capacity.
[04:42:51]  And then when we.
[04:42:53]  So you making me your woman now?
[04:42:58]  Well, I mean, we're having an intimate discussion.
[04:43:03]  I'm sorry if I'm a little too forward.
[04:43:06]  No, You're not bored.
[04:43:10]  I was just asking a question.
[04:43:11]  No, You fine.
[04:43:14]  I mean, I just think that you're, you know, you're a very good personality.
[04:43:20]  You never know.
[04:43:20]  We might.
[04:43:21]  But I think we might have a compatible match here.
[04:43:24]  I think we do.
[04:43:25]  That's why I'm inviting you to my McDonald's.
[04:43:28]  Let's spend a week with you.
[04:43:29]  You didn't even tell me your name.
[04:43:31]  My name is Bob.
[04:43:34]  Bob?
[04:43:34]  Yeah, Bob.
[04:43:35]  In the field of local live entertainment.
[04:43:39]  I'm nice to you, Bob.
[04:43:40]  Sorry.
[04:43:41]  Sorry, it's not like someone that I SNT, a retarded nigger.
[04:43:45]  You know, bones you nigger, nigger, nigger.
[04:43:47]  In the room, Bob.
[04:43:48]  They just like Bobby.
[04:43:51]  Yeah, well, I don't like being called Bobby.
[04:43:53]  My daddy called me Bobby, and my daddy was abusive to me.
[04:43:58]  Oh, I'm sorry about that.
[04:44:00]  Yeah.
[04:44:00]  It's okay.
[04:44:01]  Don't worry about it.
[04:44:02]  Just, you know, Bobby is just, you know, I don't want to be called Bobby.
[04:44:06]  Oh, okay.
[04:44:08]  But I look.
[04:44:10]  Will I hear from you more?
[04:44:12]  I would like to hear from you.
[04:44:13]  Look, I'm telling you right now, I'm a fairly decent, I wouldn't say I'm a rich man, but I can do what I want.
[04:44:20]  You know, I mean, it's just, I'm only supporting myself.
[04:44:23]  I mean, if you're serious, what is it?
[04:44:25]  It's going to be two in the morning right now.
[04:44:27]  Okay.
[04:44:29]  Let me take a look at the flights.
[04:44:31]  Where are you?
[04:44:31]  I'll fly you into San Antonio and we'll stay at one of my.
[04:44:36]  Yeah.
[04:44:37]  I mean, what is it?
[04:44:38]  Ain't no airport here.
[04:44:40]  I have to drive.
[04:44:41]  You got to drive.
[04:44:43]  10-ton and not that far.
[04:44:46]  Okay.
[04:44:46]  That was an hour and a half.
[04:44:48]  It's only an hour and a half.
[04:44:52]  I thought you were maybe a little farther out of Texas.
[04:44:55]  I'd like to bring you in.
[04:44:58]  I want to make the McDonald's thing happen.
[04:45:01]  I want to make the McDonald's thing happen.
[04:45:04]  Oh, you want me to come out there?
[04:45:07]  Yeah, when is a good time to come out there?
[04:45:12]  Anytime you want to, I will pay for your gas, and I'll take care of you while you're here.
[04:45:17]  Don't worry about it.
[04:45:18]  You don't have to worry about nothing.
[04:45:19]  You don't have to pay for nothing, nothing.
[04:45:22]  But I definitely would like to spend some time with you in the McDonald's, and we could just kind of be in the back room.
[04:45:29]  It could be dark.
[04:45:30]  We can watch some horror movies or we can watch some movies together.
[04:45:34]  And then once, you know, we get a little frisky, maybe we can do the wild thing, you know?
[04:45:46]  Yeah, I mean, you sound very voluptuous.
[04:45:51]  You sound very hot.
[04:45:52]  And you're getting me a little hot and bothered right now just by the eloquence of your voice.
[04:45:58]  I'll tell you that right now.
[04:46:00]  Would you let him lay up under you?
[04:46:03]  Lay up under me?
[04:46:04]  You're damn right.
[04:46:08]  You can lay up under me.
[04:46:10]  You can lay on top of me.
[04:46:11]  You can do whatever you want.
[04:46:12]  I'll tell you that right now.
[04:46:13]  You sound like a very, very attractive woman right now.
[04:46:17]  And I just, I can't wait to meet you.
[04:46:20]  I can't wait to touch you.
[04:46:21]  I can't wait to hold you.

=== Condomless Sex Proposal Talk (16:24) ===

[04:46:24]  I like my man to sleep in nothing but his drawers or his boxes.
[04:46:28]  Oh, I can do that.
[04:46:29]  I can do that.
[04:46:30]  No problem.
[04:46:30]  But I don't wear boxers.
[04:46:32]  I wear those European underwear.
[04:46:34]  Have you ever seen them?
[04:46:36]  Well, you're going to have to change.
[04:46:38]  I'm about to change.
[04:46:39]  Well, the thing about the European underwear, I've got a big fucking cock, so you can see it really bulging out in the European underwear.
[04:46:47]  It's like a big package.
[04:46:52]  Some boxers?
[04:46:53]  So I can just like, you know, instead of like, you know, taking underwears off.
[04:46:59]  Instead of taking the underwear.
[04:47:01]  I see.
[04:47:01]  Instead of taking the underwears off, I can just pull out my thing out of my hole and go to town.
[04:47:09]  Yep.
[04:47:10]  That sounds great.
[04:47:11]  Yeah, boxer sounds good.
[04:47:13]  See, you wouldn't mind me just kind of pulling it out of the hole and just saying, come here, honey, let's do this.
[04:47:20]  You are funny.
[04:47:21]  Tell me, pull it out of the hole.
[04:47:23]  Well, you know what I'm talking about, right?
[04:47:25]  The boxer hole, the dick hole, right?
[04:47:28]  Yeah.
[04:47:29]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[04:47:30]  I mean, they have that big dick hole, and I have kind of a big package, so it kind of flops out.
[04:47:36]  And what happens is whenever I would wear boxers, my thing would like flop out of the hole, and then it would start chafing against where the zipper is, you know, like, you know, the zipper for pants.
[04:47:49]  And I started getting like, you know, some abrasions on my penis because it's so big, it pops out of the hole.
[04:47:55]  And it just, like, when I'm walking, you know?
[04:48:00]  Boy, you got to make that big one.
[04:48:02]  Yes, I've got.
[04:48:05]  Yeah, I've got.
[04:48:06]  How long is it?
[04:48:08]  It's almost 15 inches.
[04:48:11]  God damn.
[04:48:13]  It hangs down almost to my knee.
[04:48:17]  I can't wear relief.
[04:48:19]  You got a horse?
[04:48:21]  Well, I don't know if I'm that hoarse, but I mean, the thing is, is that I can't wear too tight of jeans.
[04:48:29]  Well, I don't know.
[04:48:30]  I mean, the women that I've been with, they've always been satisfied.
[04:48:34]  But the point I'm trying to make is that I can't wear tight.
[04:48:38]  You're not going to kill me?
[04:48:39]  No, I'm not going to.
[04:48:40]  No, I can't put it all the way in.
[04:48:42]  I can't put it all the way inside or I could hurt somebody.
[04:48:46]  So what I do is I'll just pull it halfway in and halfway out.
[04:48:52]  No, no, no, no, you want it all the way?
[04:49:02]  You didn't write.
[04:49:03]  You might make a baby.
[04:49:05]  You want to make a baby?
[04:49:08]  So you want me to throw it all the way in there and try to get close to your uterus pipe and your ovaries.
[04:49:14]  And, you know, once I'm ready to nut.
[04:49:19]  Yeah, we're going to get married and make a baby.
[04:49:21]  Get married and make a baby.
[04:49:24]  I've never had a baby.
[04:49:27]  Well, we're going to have life for his baby together.
[04:49:30]  Wow.
[04:49:30]  Well, you know, you're going to let me let me.
[04:49:33]  You're going to ready to be a daddy?
[04:49:35]  You ready to be a daddy?
[04:49:37]  Well, I'm not too sure if I'm ready to be a daddy, but I mean, you let me bust inside of you without a condom?
[04:49:44]  Are you ready to be a daddy?
[04:49:48]  I could possibly be ready.
[04:49:51]  Are you ready to be a daddy?
[04:49:54]  I could probably be ready to be a daddy.
[04:49:57]  You're going to let me go in bareback?
[04:50:00]  Yeah.
[04:50:01]  All right.
[04:50:02]  I think I can.
[04:50:03]  I think I could do it.
[04:50:04]  I've never.
[04:50:06]  I've never had sex without a condom.
[04:50:08]  So if you're going to let me go in there without a condom.
[04:50:11]  It's fine, maybe.
[04:50:12]  You want to wear one.
[04:50:14]  I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable.
[04:50:16]  No, don't worry about it.
[04:50:17]  I just, I want to make sure that you're.
[04:50:21]  Are you okay with it?
[04:50:24]  No, we can do the condom and do get to know each other better.
[04:50:27]  No, I'm just asking because, I mean, you'll be the first woman.
[04:50:31]  I don't want to do the dissipation.
[04:50:32]  You'll be the first woman that I put my thing in without a condom.
[04:50:38]  That means you got to stay with me forever.
[04:50:41]  And I kind of want to do it.
[04:50:43]  I mean, if you're going to allow me to do it, I'm not going to say no.
[04:50:47]  I'm just going to say, though, that, you know, if you want me to bust, you want me to bust deep inside of you or you want me to pull it out and shoot it in your face?
[04:50:53]  Are you going to stay with me?
[04:50:56]  Are you going to be good to me?
[04:50:58]  You're not going to cheat on me or do anything.
[04:51:01]  The question, are you going to be good to me?
[04:51:04]  I'm a good man.
[04:51:05]  I'm a very good man.
[04:51:08]  I'd be good to you.
[04:51:09]  Don't cheat on me.
[04:51:09]  I would not cheat on you.
[04:51:11]  No, no, I would not.
[04:51:13]  Well, I'm not going to cheat on you.
[04:51:16]  Okay, you let me do anything I want to you?
[04:51:20]  Yep.
[04:51:23]  Yeah, absolutely.
[04:51:24]  Except, you know, don't put anything in my ass.
[04:51:29]  No, I don't do that.
[04:51:31]  Okay, I'm just saying, I'm down with anything else, but just don't put anything in.
[04:51:35]  I'm not a game, gay.
[04:51:36]  Yeah, no, I know, but, you know, I'm just saying, you know, this is the new era.
[04:51:41]  We're in 2020, almost 2020 now.
[04:51:43]  I don't want anything like shoved up my ass like a snake or anything like that.
[04:51:48]  I don't even know how you want to deal.
[04:51:52]  That's why I just wanted to.
[04:51:55]  Okay, good.
[04:51:56]  Because I'm not down with that.
[04:52:00]  I don't even know how to use it.
[04:52:03]  Do you like things in your ass?
[04:52:08]  Me?
[04:52:09]  Yeah.
[04:52:09]  Do you do anal?
[04:52:12]  Yeah, but I have to do that to do it.
[04:52:15]  Okay, now I have kind of a big cock, so like if it goes in, it may gape your asshole really, really big.
[04:52:23]  You down with that?
[04:52:27]  All right, good.
[04:52:28]  I mean, that's my kind of girl.
[04:52:31]  I'm telling you, I'm getting more and more closer to you every time we're talking here.
[04:52:37]  You are a you are a tomcat.
[04:52:45]  You are so funny.
[04:52:47]  Oh, thank you very much.
[04:52:49]  I, I, you're, you know, I'm glad that I found a woman like you, you know, who's very open-minded, uh, who, you know, listen, I can't wait to go inside of you without a condom.
[04:53:00]  I've never been with a woman without a condom.
[04:53:06]  So, am I going to hear from you more?
[04:53:08]  Yeah, absolutely.
[04:53:09]  You're going to hear from me more.
[04:53:11]  Why don't we get together here soon?
[04:53:12]  I mean, are you doing anything?
[04:53:14]  I will pay for you to come by.
[04:53:17]  You know, I'd love to spend the Sunday with you.
[04:53:21]  We got 10 over the day.
[04:53:23]  What day you want me to come?
[04:53:25]  Oh, I want you to come any day.
[04:53:27]  I'll make time.
[04:53:29]  Let me draw this down so I will know this date.
[04:53:33]  All right.
[04:53:34]  Well, listen, what I'll do is surprise you one day.
[04:53:38]  I'm going to surprise you.
[04:53:39]  I'm just going to pop up.
[04:53:40]  I ain't going to take you on there.
[04:53:42]  I'm going to call you and I'm going to be at McDonald's.
[04:53:45]  You're just going to pop up at the McDonald's.
[04:53:48]  Yeah.
[04:53:49]  So if you come by the McDonald's that I own, will you go back with me in the office and not leave there for a couple of days and make you going to be at a McDonald's?
[04:54:01]  I'll be at the McDonald's.
[04:54:03]  We could stay the night at McDonald's, baby.
[04:54:07]  They're going to say you there.
[04:54:09]  I own the place.
[04:54:11]  They're not going to tell me anything.
[04:54:14]  So if I pop up and I ask for you and I say, I need to go back there, I want to surprise them.
[04:54:19]  Are you going to be there?
[04:54:21]  Well, I have to, you'd have to tell me.
[04:54:23]  They're not going to let me come back though.
[04:54:24]  Well, the thing is, I own three of them.
[04:54:27]  So you'd have to tell me which one you're going to so that I'd be there.
[04:54:31]  No, I don't know about the local one or the exit.
[04:54:35]  Because I would, I mean, they'd have you back there.
[04:54:38]  And, you know, the first thing I'd do to you is just, you know, give you a hug and a kiss and start taking off our clothes and do the wild thing, baby.
[04:54:49]  I'm going to the level one I exited.
[04:54:52]  What's that?
[04:54:54]  I'm going to the local one that I exited.
[04:54:59]  Okay.
[04:55:03]  When are you going to do that?
[04:55:06]  You ain't getting no date.
[04:55:09]  Well, what day is good for you?
[04:55:11]  I'll be on a weekend.
[04:55:13]  Weekend?
[04:55:13]  Yeah, I'll be on a weekend.
[04:55:16]  What about next weekend?
[04:55:17]  Okay.
[04:55:17]  I will go ahead and I will make sure that the office is squared away.
[04:55:23]  It's my birthday weekend.
[04:55:24]  Oh, it's your birthday weekend.
[04:55:26]  So I get to.
[04:55:27]  Yes, I want myself to afford it.
[04:55:30]  I can give you some good loving for that birthday.
[04:55:35]  That's right.
[04:55:35]  You're damn right, Labor Day weekend.
[04:55:37]  I can give you some good loving.
[04:55:38]  You want some of this 15 and a half?
[04:55:42]  I want a good birthday.
[04:55:44]  I'll give you a good birthday present, baby.
[04:55:46]  You understand?
[04:55:51]  I've got a big dick here for you, baby.
[04:55:53]  I'll make sure to make you feel good.
[04:55:55]  I'll have your eyes rolling in the back of your head in orgasmic pleasure, baby.
[04:56:01]  No good views.
[04:56:02]  There's nobody else.
[04:56:03]  Nobody else.
[04:56:04]  Nobody else.
[04:56:05]  I will just, you know, ram it in there.
[04:56:07]  And now, look, I'm a little afraid to put it all.
[04:56:11]  Go ahead.
[04:56:12]  So the woman dried, so the woman dried you to go and say, What'd you say?
[04:56:18]  I didn't hear you cut out a little bit.
[04:56:20]  I say, so if a woman drives talk to you, what are you going to say?
[04:56:25]  If a woman does what?
[04:56:28]  Try to talk to you.
[04:56:30]  No, I'm not.
[04:56:31]  No, I'm not.
[04:56:32]  No, if you're serious and we have good times.
[04:56:38]  Of course, I'm not playing with you.
[04:56:40]  I'm not playing either.
[04:56:41]  I just want to make sure that I'm able to get you without a condom and bust inside of you.
[04:56:46]  I've never busted inside a woman before.
[04:56:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:56:56]  Absolutely.
[04:56:57]  Look, I don't want to.
[04:56:58]  Look, the thing is, is that I don't want to have to pull out.
[04:57:03]  I don't want no girl.
[04:57:04]  I want a boy.
[04:57:06]  I've got nothing but boys, believe me.
[04:57:07]  I'm a masculine man.
[04:57:09]  Okay, but I mean, I don't want to pull out and shoot it.
[04:57:14]  Well, maybe, do you want me to shoot it in your face or just come inside you?
[04:57:19]  Inside me.
[04:57:21]  Okay.
[04:57:21]  You wouldn't want me to shoot it all over your head, like, you know, like look like I broke a beehive over your head?
[04:57:27]  Maybe later.
[04:57:28]  Maybe later?
[04:57:29]  Okay, good.
[04:57:31]  You sound like my type of woman.
[04:57:33]  Let's do it next weekend.
[04:57:34]  I don't know where you at.
[04:57:36]  No, I don't think you're going to wear me out, man.
[04:57:38]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:57:40]  No, I can go.
[04:57:41]  Keep going when you get to.
[04:57:43]  I can go for at least five hours, and I'll need like a 30-minute break to, you know, have a McDonald's.
[04:57:50]  Nope.
[04:57:50]  No, no, I need a 30-minute break to have a McDonald's and a Mr. Pib, and then we can fuck a whole lot more.
[04:57:56]  Nope.
[04:57:57]  I don't think you're going to get to go to the bathroom and come back.
[04:58:01]  So you just want, what, like 12 hours straight?
[04:58:04]  You're one of those women that just wants five hours?
[04:58:09]  You ain't going to kill me.
[04:58:11]  Well, I want to make sure to let you know that, you know, I'm a man that'll put you in orgasmic pleasure.
[04:58:18]  I'll have your eyes roll in the back of your head.
[04:58:20]  Have you ever squirted before?
[04:58:22]  Because I'll probably make you squirt.
[04:58:27]  You never squirt, man.
[04:58:28]  They ain't doing it right.
[04:58:30]  I'm telling you right now, I'm not even joking around.
[04:58:33]  You will not be able to control your bodily fluids.
[04:58:37]  What the hell?
[04:58:43]  Hello?
[04:58:46]  Oh, I thought something happened to the phone.
[04:58:48]  I was like, what the hell?
[04:58:53]  Are you okay?
[04:58:55]  Yep.
[04:58:56]  You didn't fart or anything, did you?
[04:59:00]  I thought you, it sounded weird.
[04:59:01]  That's all I'm saying.
[04:59:02]  It sounded like you farted or something.
[04:59:04]  It doesn't matter because, you know, I'm an adult about that kind of stuff.
[04:59:14]  Just as long as you give me that ass, it's all good.
[04:59:17]  It doesn't matter what comes out of that ass, as long as you give me that ass.
[04:59:26]  What's that?
[04:59:26]  I can't hear you.
[04:59:30]  Yeah, I mean, I'd love that ass.
[04:59:32]  And look, I like to go down, too.
[04:59:34]  Would you let me go down on you?
[04:59:38]  Yeah, I like to lick it like it's pumpkin pie down there.
[04:59:41]  It's, you know, I love girl juices.
[04:59:44]  And, you know, I'll lick it like I'm a wild man and make sure to lick your bean to the point where you're just, you can't get enough.
[04:59:58]  I mean, I'm serious.
[05:00:00]  I'll lick your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crack.
[05:00:09]  I'm serious.
[05:00:10]  I would do it.
[05:00:12]  Oh, you've heard that song before?
[05:00:14]  You heard it?
[05:00:15]  Yeah.
[05:00:17]  I've heard it too, man.
[05:00:18]  My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack.
[05:00:23]  My neck, my back.
[05:00:24]  I love that song.
[05:00:25]  I'm sorry.
[05:00:30]  But I mean, I was just trying to tell you what I do to you.
[05:00:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:00:33]  I'm going to make sure that I satisfy you.
[05:00:36]  You know, I want to be the deepest, darkest secret in your sexual diary.
[05:00:42]  Okay.
[05:00:43]  You understand what I'm saying?
[05:00:45]  Yep.
[05:00:46]  I mean, I want you to remember me as the most, you know, sex god that you've ever been with.
[05:00:58]  I'm not joking.
[05:00:59]  I'm not kidding.
[05:01:00]  As a matter of fact, do you suck dick?
[05:01:08]  Yeah, well, good.
[05:01:09]  Because while you're sucking my dick, what I'd like to do is like put my fingers inside of you, bowling ball style.
[05:01:16]  And, you know, I get freaky.
[05:01:18]  I'm a freak.
[05:01:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:01:21]  Yep.
[05:01:23]  I'm telling you, you're my kind of woman, man.
[05:01:25]  You're my kind of woman.
[05:01:26]  Look at this.
[05:01:27]  When are we going to get together and do this?
[05:01:29]  Because I would love to ball and ball your ass.
[05:01:34]  I'm not even joking.
[05:01:36]  I'd want to hear nothing, but you know what I want to do?
[05:01:39]  I would be pounding you.
[05:01:40]  Look, I'll put all 15 and a half in you.
[05:01:42]  And I want to hear you go, ah, ah, ah.
[05:01:47]  I want to hear you scream like that.
[05:01:52]  Do you like to scream?
[05:01:53]  Do you like to scream?
[05:01:54]  Do you like, yeah, daddy?
[05:01:56]  Yeah, ah, like that.
[05:02:03]  Look, I'm getting freaky here.
[05:02:05]  I mean, you're making me hard.
[05:02:07]  All right.
[05:02:07]  You're making me hard right now.
[05:02:10]  Well, you need to stop talking about me.
[05:02:13]  You're making me fucking hard.
[05:02:15]  You are a sexy, sexy woman, and you are getting me hard right now.
[05:02:19]  I'm telling you, I would freaking, I would literally ram you like I was the bull ram of the fucking eons age of two fucking goddamn astrology signs ago, and I would just make you just you hear me.
[05:02:37]  I hear you.
[05:02:38]  Do you hear me?
[05:02:40]  I hear you.
[05:02:41]  Yeah.
[05:02:42]  Yeah, I'm telling you, you're making me hot.
[05:02:44]  You're making me horny for Christ's sake.
[05:02:46]  What a woman you are.

=== Ride My White Horse Fantasy (03:12) ===

[05:02:48]  What a woman.
[05:02:51]  Oh, God.
[05:02:53]  I got to calm down.
[05:02:58]  I've got to calm down.
[05:02:59]  I'm sorry.
[05:02:59]  I'm whacking it right now.
[05:03:00]  Do you hear me whacking it?
[05:03:06]  What are you doing?
[05:03:07]  I'm sorry.
[05:03:08]  I have to play with myself listening to your erotic voice.
[05:03:12]  I'm just thinking about all the things I want to do to you.
[05:03:15]  You understand?
[05:03:17]  Hold on here.
[05:03:21]  Oh, God.
[05:03:23]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:23]  Talk dirty to me or something.
[05:03:25]  Talk dirty to me, baby.
[05:03:26]  Tell me you want this fucking big king ding-a-ling.
[05:03:33]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:35]  What a woman.
[05:03:35]  Oh, my God.
[05:03:40]  Oh, yeah.
[05:03:41]  Tell me you like it raw.
[05:03:42]  Say, baby, I like it raw.
[05:03:45]  Baby, I like it raw.
[05:03:51]  What are you doing?
[05:03:53]  I'm sorry.
[05:03:55]  I'm just, you know, I'm pleasuring myself right now.
[05:03:58]  I'm sorry.
[05:04:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:04:01]  Why are you ready to bed?
[05:04:02]  I'm in the bed right now.
[05:04:04]  I'm in the bed right now.
[05:04:06]  Get out.
[05:04:06]  Buck naked.
[05:04:10]  I may come get on you.
[05:04:12]  Oh, yeah.
[05:04:13]  I like that.
[05:04:14]  Oh, you don't understand.
[05:04:16]  I'd like that.
[05:04:17]  I'd like that.
[05:04:18]  Do you have you like a pony?
[05:04:21]  Oh, God, yes.
[05:04:23]  Hold on.
[05:04:24]  Did you say pony?
[05:04:26]  Yes.
[05:04:27]  Hold on.
[05:04:28]  I don't like ponies.
[05:04:29]  How about a horse?
[05:04:30]  Why?
[05:04:31]  Why?
[05:04:32]  He is a pony.
[05:04:33]  Well, let me.
[05:04:34]  Well, I don't want to get into it, but I don't like ponies.
[05:04:37]  There was a group that kept messing with me.
[05:04:40]  Oh, I don't want to talk about that.
[05:04:42]  Okay.
[05:04:43]  Yeah, I was going to say, I don't like ponies.
[05:04:44]  I mean, if you want to ride, you can ride my white horse.
[05:04:49]  You can ride my white horse.
[05:04:51]  All right.
[05:04:52]  You ever heard that song?
[05:04:53]  Do you want to ride?
[05:04:56]  Ride the white horse.
[05:04:58]  You can ride my white horse, baby.
[05:05:02]  But I don't like ponies because there was a bunch of people that were after me like about 10 years ago.
[05:05:09]  And they were the My Little Pony crew.
[05:05:12]  They call themselves Bronies.
[05:05:14]  And that's why I don't like ponies anymore.
[05:05:18]  You ever heard?
[05:05:21]  You're going to have to marry me?
[05:05:23]  Yep.
[05:05:24]  Oh, that's just music to my ears, man.
[05:05:31]  Mega going to marry you.
[05:05:33]  Yeah.
[05:05:33]  Yeah.
[05:05:34]  Hey, y'all, let me ask you one thing.
[05:05:36]  I'm ready.
[05:05:36]  I am ready.
[05:05:37]  Let me ask you one thing.
[05:05:38]  Do you swallow by any chance?
[05:05:41]  Yep.
[05:05:42]  Oh, yeah.
[05:05:44]  You know how to do the slurp, slurp?
[05:05:46]  I mean, I like hearing that when you're sort of, I like hearing that slurp.
[05:05:54]  You know how to do the slurp?
[05:05:56]  I'm ready.

=== Slurp Song Erotic Performance (03:58) ===

[05:06:01]  I'm ready, baby.
[05:06:02]  Are you kidding me?
[05:06:03]  I'm sitting here with my king ding-a-ling in my hand.
[05:06:07]  I'm ready.
[05:06:10]  You're going to propose to me?
[05:06:13]  Well, I'll propose to you, but do you want me to propose to you before we fuck or after we fuck?
[05:06:23]  Afterwards.
[05:06:24]  Afterwards?
[05:06:26]  Yeah.
[05:06:27]  Yeah, of course.
[05:06:27]  Are you kidding me?
[05:06:28]  I mean, Jesus Christ, after you rock my world, or I rock your world, yeah, I'll throw a ring on it, baby.
[05:06:35]  I'll throw a ring on it.
[05:06:38]  What is my ring gonna be?
[05:06:40]  It's gonna be a diamond ring.
[05:06:42]  I love diamonds.
[05:06:45]  I love white.
[05:06:46]  I like silver.
[05:06:47]  You like silver?
[05:06:48]  Well, that's better.
[05:06:49]  I'll give you a diamond silver ring.
[05:06:53]  Where are you gonna get it from?
[05:06:54]  I've got a jeweler.
[05:06:55]  I got a pretty good jeweler.
[05:06:58]  He's an A-rab.
[05:06:59]  He knows how to get the good designs and stuff.
[05:07:04]  I don't know.
[05:07:05]  They're gonna turn colors.
[05:07:07]  Ain't nothing gonna turn color, baby.
[05:07:08]  Everything that I'm gonna give you is real.
[05:07:10]  Do you understand?
[05:07:11]  Everything that I'm gonna give you is real.
[05:07:14]  Everything from the ring to the king ding-a-ling, baby, everything's gonna be real.
[05:07:18]  Listen to me.
[05:07:18]  Listen.
[05:07:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:07:25]  Yep.
[05:07:26]  Oh, God.
[05:07:28]  You're making me hot for Christ's sake, man.
[05:07:30]  You're making me hot.
[05:07:34]  I mean, I want to ram you.
[05:07:36]  I want to ram you like a fucking Neanderthal.
[05:07:39]  And what I want to hear from you is, ah, ah, ah, that's that's what I want to hear from you, baby.
[05:07:50]  I mean, I can see it now.
[05:07:52]  I'm telling you, I'm imagining it in my brain.
[05:07:59]  You pitiful.
[05:08:00]  I'm pitiful.
[05:08:03]  Yeah, because the way you tact it.
[05:08:06]  Don't call me pitiful, baby.
[05:08:07]  I'm trying to work up here, man.
[05:08:09]  Come on.
[05:08:09]  Don't call me pitiful, baby.
[05:08:11]  Look, I will give you the sexual gratification that you've never had.
[05:08:16]  I will give you security.
[05:08:18]  Just show me what love is, please.
[05:08:23]  Well, I man, I hate you fighting the loo with me.
[05:08:28]  I think I love you.
[05:08:32]  We've been talking here for a good hour.
[05:08:36]  I think I love you.
[05:08:40]  You literally that quick.
[05:08:42]  I've been talking to you.
[05:08:43]  We're getting to know intimate things about each other.
[05:08:47]  You understand?
[05:08:49]  All right, well, Stuck Calling me baby then.
[05:08:51]  All right, baby.
[05:08:52]  You're my baby.
[05:08:53]  How do you like that?
[05:08:53]  You're my boo.
[05:08:56]  Oh, I'm your baby.
[05:08:57]  You're my baby.
[05:08:58]  You're damn right.
[05:08:59]  Okay.
[05:09:00]  Okay.
[05:09:00]  Well, you my baby, too.
[05:09:02]  Oh, thank you very much.
[05:09:04]  You see, I'm glad I called this line now.
[05:09:07]  I'm glad I called this line.
[05:09:10]  I should sing to you.
[05:09:11]  You know what?
[05:09:12]  I'm going to sing to you right now.
[05:09:13]  Just pretend that I am outside your bedroom window and I'm going to sing to you right now, okay?
[05:09:20]  Because I'm in so much love right now.
[05:09:23]  There's so much love being pumped through my body.
[05:09:25]  I want to signify it in song.
[05:09:27]  You ready?
[05:09:29]  Yeah.
[05:09:30]  All right, here it is.
[05:09:32]  I'll make love to you like you want me to.
[05:09:38]  And I'll hold you tight as I lay into your pipe.
[05:09:44]  I'll make love to you like you want me to, and I'll stick my 15-inch long in your place.
[05:09:55]  Okay, okay, I'll go.
[05:09:57]  Okay, I get your picture.

=== Red Hair Wedding Love Song (03:20) ===

[05:09:59]  Oh, man.
[05:09:59]  I'm sorry.
[05:10:00]  I'm not.
[05:10:01]  I don't sing very well.
[05:10:05]  You hear some of the notes, please?
[05:10:08]  Well, I just want, I mean, I want to hold you.
[05:10:11]  I want to show you.
[05:10:12]  I want to signify how much love that I've got in my body right now for you.
[05:10:18]  I mean, what's another song?
[05:10:20]  Give me another song.
[05:10:20]  All right.
[05:10:23]  What's another love song?
[05:10:24]  Come on.
[05:10:25]  Come on.
[05:10:25]  What's another love song?
[05:10:26]  Let me think.
[05:10:28]  Sing this.
[05:10:29]  Sing that Ed Shireno song singing out loud.
[05:10:32]  El Serenio.
[05:10:34]  I never heard of that.
[05:10:36]  You have never heard of Ed Shereno?
[05:10:39]  No.
[05:10:40]  Black guy?
[05:10:41]  No, never heard of him.
[05:10:44]  Well, you need to listen to him.
[05:10:46]  I got to listen to him.
[05:10:48]  I got to listen to him.
[05:10:51]  His name is Ed Shireno.
[05:10:54]  Oh, Ed Shireen.
[05:10:55]  Yeah, I've heard of him.
[05:10:57]  He ain't got nothing on me.
[05:10:59]  That is a love song.
[05:11:01]  I love it.
[05:11:02]  He loves it.
[05:11:03]  Well, you want to know why I don't like Ed Shireno?
[05:11:05]  It's because he's got red hair.
[05:11:08]  And you know what they say about people with red hair, right?
[05:11:13]  He's not talking about red.
[05:11:14]  He's thinking about it.
[05:11:16]  No, he's got no, his hair, the man's hair is red.
[05:11:20]  So, like, you know what they say?
[05:11:22]  This is my song.
[05:11:24]  Well, the thing about it is people with red hair are spawns of Satan.
[05:11:29]  You ever heard of that?
[05:11:29]  That's why they got red hair.
[05:11:31]  They're soulless.
[05:11:31]  They have no soul.
[05:11:32]  You never heard that?
[05:11:35]  No.
[05:11:36]  Yeah, look it up.
[05:11:37]  If you have the internet, look up, they call like redheads ginger.
[05:11:42]  Put in gingers have no souls, and you'll see that people with red hair are actually the spawn of Satan and they have no souls.
[05:11:52]  And that's why they, you know, always get into trouble and they're devious and things of that nature.
[05:12:00]  I'm going to talk about him.
[05:12:03]  Well, I'm not talking about him specifically.
[05:12:05]  I'm just telling you why I don't listen to him because I'm afraid of redheads.
[05:12:10]  All right, they have no soul.
[05:12:13]  Come on now.
[05:12:14]  You love me.
[05:12:15]  Oh my gosh.
[05:12:18]  All right.
[05:12:18]  All right, baby.
[05:12:19]  I'll love it just for you because you're my girl.
[05:12:21]  Right.
[05:12:25]  All right.
[05:12:26]  I want to talk about that song because this is one of my little songs.
[05:12:31]  That's your love song?
[05:12:33]  No, that's one of my wedding songs.
[05:12:36]  Oh, that's one of your wedding songs.
[05:12:38]  Oh, well, no kidding.
[05:12:39]  No wonder you're getting so mad.
[05:12:40]  All right, well.
[05:12:42]  You can still be your wedding song, baby.
[05:12:43]  Don't worry about it.
[05:12:44]  I'll still play it.
[05:12:44]  I'll tell the DJ, put it on.
[05:12:45]  Put Ed Shirino on for my girl here.
[05:12:48]  Put her on.
[05:12:49]  Now, that's what I'll tell the DJ.
[05:12:53]  What is your sending it to?
[05:12:57]  I'm talking about our wedding.
[05:12:59]  I'm talking about her wedding.
[05:13:03]  You want me to dance with you on that song?
[05:13:06]  Yeah, it's a love song.
[05:13:08]  Okay, we can do that.
[05:13:09]  I can tell the DJ, look, play it.
[05:13:11]  We'll be the only ones dancing to Ed Shireno, and we'll have the spotlight on us, and it'll be like we were made in heaven.

=== Chicken Fried Steak Cooking Plans (06:12) ===

[05:13:20]  Exactly.
[05:13:22]  In the field of love, I'm looking forward to it.
[05:13:25]  Hey, let me ask you something.
[05:13:27]  Do you cook by any chance?
[05:13:30]  Oh, I would love to cook.
[05:13:31]  Oh, that's great.
[05:13:33]  Because I don't really know how to cook.
[05:13:35]  And I. My mama's a cook.
[05:13:38]  She took cooking glasses.
[05:13:40]  I'm telling you, I'm cooking listen to her.
[05:13:44]  But she don't cook by meals.
[05:13:46]  She cooked by her brain.
[05:13:48]  She's cooked by scratch.
[05:13:50]  Really?
[05:13:51]  Do you?
[05:13:52]  Let me see.
[05:13:52]  What kind of foods?
[05:13:53]  Do you like her cakes and pies?
[05:13:58]  Oh, love pies.
[05:14:00]  Love cakes.
[05:14:02]  Listen, you know how to tell people measure it with a measuring cup.
[05:14:08]  Yeah.
[05:14:09]  She doesn't do that.
[05:14:11]  She does everything by hand, by memory.
[05:14:15]  She knows hand and memory.
[05:14:18]  Wow.
[05:14:18]  Do you know how to make a good baked potato?
[05:14:21]  You know what?
[05:14:22]  And guess what?
[05:14:23]  When she does it, her cake comes out so boy.
[05:14:28]  Oh, I love moist.
[05:14:31]  Give me more moist.
[05:14:34]  She could go sweet potato pies or everything by hand.
[05:14:42]  Do you know how to bake potato?
[05:14:46]  Yep.
[05:14:47]  Do you know how to make fried chicken?
[05:14:51]  Yep.
[05:14:51]  Oh, that's my favorite meal.
[05:14:54]  That's my favorite meal is fried chicken.
[05:14:57]  You know what my favorite meal to cook?
[05:14:59]  What's that?
[05:15:00]  Chicken, and it comes out so crispy.
[05:15:05]  Oh, God, man.
[05:15:06]  Don't tease me, baby.
[05:15:08]  Please don't tease me.
[05:15:10]  I love fried chicken.
[05:15:11]  Everything in my chicken, it comes from, I do it from the restaurant.
[05:15:17]  You know how I do it.
[05:15:19]  How do you do it?
[05:15:19]  Do you fry that chicken?
[05:15:21]  Do you fry that chicken?
[05:15:22]  No.
[05:15:24]  Let me tell you how I do it.
[05:15:26]  Like I do with my deep fryers.
[05:15:28]  First, I put my egg in one bowl, two or three eggs in the bowl.
[05:15:33]  I do milk in the next bowl.
[05:15:36]  And I have my flour in the expose.
[05:15:39]  And I dipped it in my egg, milk, flour, and I see.
[05:15:43]  And I fry it.
[05:15:45]  That sounds trisha.
[05:15:47]  And after all that, you mix all that together and fry that chicken.
[05:15:52]  And it comes out so crispy.
[05:15:55]  Oh, God, man.
[05:15:56]  You see, you're making my mouth water now.
[05:15:58]  You're making my mouth water.
[05:16:01]  I first season it, then I dip in my eggs.
[05:16:05]  I roll the stick in my eggs.
[05:16:07]  Then I roll it in my milk.
[05:16:10]  Then I roll it in my pot of flour.
[05:16:13]  And then I fry it.
[05:16:16]  Wow, man.
[05:16:17]  I mean, that just sounds delicious.
[05:16:20]  Mean, I mean, in my head.
[05:16:23]  And do you know the restaurant does that too?
[05:16:27]  No, I never heard of that restaurant.
[05:16:30]  Every restaurant does it.
[05:16:33]  Oh, really?
[05:16:35]  Yeah, that's how you make good batteries.
[05:16:39]  That's how you make it crispy and juicy.
[05:16:42]  So, you know, you just know how to fry that chicken, fry that chicken, fry that chicken?
[05:16:51]  Yep.
[05:16:52]  That's great.
[05:16:53]  Finger-licking, huh?
[05:16:56]  You do your chicken-fried steak the same way.
[05:16:59]  Oh, man, chicken-fried steak.
[05:17:02]  I mean, now you're talking my language, baby.
[05:17:05]  You are literally making me love you through my stomach now.
[05:17:11]  And I do my homemade gravy.
[05:17:16]  Homemade gravy.
[05:17:19]  Yes, my mom told me I did it.
[05:17:21]  Oh, my God.
[05:17:23]  Chicken-fried steak.
[05:17:24]  We got fried chicken.
[05:17:26]  I mean, that's the kind of woman I like.
[05:17:29]  I want a woman that knows how to cook like that.
[05:17:31]  I mean, good God.
[05:17:33]  You know how to cook my mesh and baby?
[05:17:36]  I don't buy the box mesh potatoes.
[05:17:39]  I buy the iced potatoes in the bed.
[05:17:44]  So you got to get them up, wash them, and then bottle them.
[05:17:50]  Oh, my God.
[05:17:51]  Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Oh, now baby. Oh, now baby.
[05:18:01]  That is what I'm talking about, baby.
[05:18:04]  Baby.
[05:18:06]  Now you want to call me baby.
[05:18:09]  Now I want to call you baby.
[05:18:10]  I want to call you a lot of things, you know.
[05:18:12]  me because i mean it seems as if you know what i like you know what i like why do you ever Why are you going to try and call me honey?
[05:18:27]  Oh, you want me to call you honey?
[05:18:30]  Yep.
[05:18:31]  You want me to call you like different kinds of names?
[05:18:33]  You want me to call you things like butter cheeks?
[05:18:36]  Yep.
[05:18:38]  You want me to call you things like.
[05:18:40]  Do you eat cabbage?
[05:18:41]  Do I what?
[05:18:43]  Do you eat cabbage?
[05:18:45]  Yeah, I eat cabbage.
[05:18:46]  It's actually good for the digestive system.
[05:18:49]  My cabbage.
[05:18:50]  Oh, man.
[05:18:51]  You making cabbage?
[05:18:54]  Homemade cabbage.
[05:18:56]  Homemade cabbage.
[05:18:57]  What I do is I wash.
[05:18:58]  What I do is I put my bacon grease in there.
[05:19:02]  I cook my bacon first.
[05:19:05]  Wash my cabbage, cut it up.
[05:19:08]  Then I put in my bacon grease and I stir it.
[05:19:14]  Keep burning it to the cinder.
[05:19:17]  And I put my thumbs up on it.
[05:19:19]  Oh, man.
[05:19:22]  Oh, man.
[05:19:23]  That sounds good.
[05:19:25]  Hey, let me ask you something.
[05:19:26]  Since you know how to cook very good stuff, do you mind if I eat the food on you?

=== Cabbage Bacon Grease Recipe (09:06) ===

[05:19:33]  Nope.
[05:19:34]  You're not cooking no hot food on me.
[05:19:36]  No, no, no.
[05:19:37]  Can I eat it off you?
[05:19:38]  Like, you know, you know, can I use your breasts as like a place to hold my soda?
[05:19:45]  And can I use your bodies so that I can eat the food?
[05:19:50]  I have to see.
[05:19:51]  That's if you're going to be a good boy.
[05:19:54]  Oh, I got to be a good boy.
[05:19:57]  Yeah, you're going to be a good boy.
[05:19:59]  All right, if I'm a bad boy, if I'm a bad boy, you're going to spank me.
[05:20:05]  Yep.
[05:20:06]  Oh, no.
[05:20:07]  What are you going to do?
[05:20:08]  You're going to use a switch?
[05:20:09]  You're going to spank me with a switch?
[05:20:10]  You're going to spank me with.
[05:20:11]  What are you going to spank me with?
[05:20:13]  You'll find out.
[05:20:16]  You like to spank.
[05:20:18]  You wouldn't mind spanking me a little bit?
[05:20:21]  Yep.
[05:20:23]  You want me to, you know, like, whenever I'm a bad boy, you want me to, like, take my pants down and show my bare ass and you take a belt or some kind of a switch and you just fucking no, what do you want me to do?
[05:20:33]  No.
[05:20:35]  You're going to take your pants down later, and I'm going to get on you.
[05:20:39]  Well, you're going to get on me.
[05:20:40]  What are you going to put something in my ass?
[05:20:43]  No, get to the front poet.
[05:20:47]  You're going to look for something to put in my ass?
[05:20:51]  No.
[05:20:52]  I'll make you lay down the beat on the cap.
[05:20:57]  Okay, so you're going to lick my ass like with your tongue?
[05:21:02]  No.
[05:21:04]  Well, I don't understand what you're saying.
[05:21:05]  I thought you said that maybe you were going to like tongue my ass.
[05:21:08]  I said I'm going to make you get on your crazy.
[05:21:12]  And you got to lay down on your back.
[05:21:16]  Okay.
[05:21:18]  And then I'm going to.
[05:21:20]  Then you're going to give me some?
[05:21:23]  Yep.
[05:21:24]  So you're going to hit me or you're going to put a finger in my hole.
[05:21:27]  What are you going to do?
[05:21:29]  I'm going to get on your beak and ride to.
[05:21:32]  Oh, man.
[05:21:33]  And that's what I'm talking about.
[05:21:36]  You're going to ride me like a horse?
[05:21:39]  You're going to...
[05:21:40]  You're going to get one of those horse whips and you're going to spank me like a fucking horse while you're riding me and be like, fucking, yeah.
[05:21:48]  Yeah.
[05:21:49]  You're going to do that to me?
[05:21:50]  No.
[05:21:51]  No.
[05:21:51]  And I'm going to make you kiss.
[05:21:53]  Nope.
[05:21:53]  And I'll make you kissing while you're doing it.
[05:21:56]  You're going to make me make me kiss you while you're spanking me and riding me like a horse?
[05:22:01]  Yep.
[05:22:03]  That sounds like that's what I'm talking about.
[05:22:06]  So you want to ride the old white horse?
[05:22:08]  I got a big white horse, you know, and I want to make sure that, you know, you're doing El Zoro.
[05:22:14]  What?
[05:22:14]  What?
[05:22:17]  You mumbling.
[05:22:19]  What?
[05:22:21]  What did you say?
[05:22:22]  You mumbling.
[05:22:23]  No, I said I've got a big white horse that you can ride.
[05:22:27]  And I just want to make sure you can handle it because let me tell you, I'll put you in such orgasmic pleasure that you're fucking.
[05:22:35]  You're going to do that too.
[05:22:36]  Your uterus will literally fall out of your ass because you're squirting so much.
[05:22:40]  You're in such orgasmic pleasure.
[05:22:44]  My geez.
[05:22:46]  Yeah.
[05:22:47]  Are you doing something to yourself right now?
[05:22:49]  Because I am.
[05:22:51]  Yep.
[05:22:52]  Yeah, you putting a couple of fingers in your private.
[05:22:56]  Yeah.
[05:22:57]  Yeah.
[05:22:58]  That's hot.
[05:23:00]  That's hot.
[05:23:01]  How many fingers are you putting in your private?
[05:23:05]  Three.
[05:23:06]  Three.
[05:23:07]  Oh, that's hot.
[05:23:08]  That's hot.
[05:23:09]  Because I, yeah, that's that.
[05:23:11]  That's hot for Christ's sake.
[05:23:12]  That is.
[05:23:13]  Oh, my God.
[05:23:14]  Three fingers.
[05:23:15]  You got three fingers in the pink.
[05:23:17]  You're going to put one in the stink, bowling ball style.
[05:23:21]  Yep.
[05:23:22]  Oh, God.
[05:23:23]  Good lord, yes.
[05:23:26]  I'm going to make you kiss me all night.
[05:23:29]  Yeah, you're going to make me kiss you all night.
[05:23:32]  No, I'm going to make you kiss me all night.
[05:23:35]  Oh, yeah.
[05:23:35]  Well, I'll do it.
[05:23:36]  I'll do it.
[05:23:38]  Let me ask you something.
[05:23:40]  Do you like doggy style?
[05:23:42]  Yep.
[05:23:43]  Okay, let me ask you something.
[05:23:45]  You don't say that's what I'm going to do to you.
[05:23:47]  All right, go ahead.
[05:23:52]  I'm going to beg all the way on your dick and you got to take it from behind.
[05:23:59]  You want me to give it to you from behind?
[05:24:01]  Is that what you said?
[05:24:03]  Yep.
[05:24:03]  I'm going to beg all the way up to you.
[05:24:06]  I'll do that.
[05:24:06]  You're talking about doggy style?
[05:24:09]  Yep.
[05:24:10]  But you're going to do it laying down.
[05:24:12]  I would love to do that.
[05:24:14]  I would love to, you know, fucking, you know, just bang you like jackhammer ass style.
[05:24:19]  But one thing I like to do is before I'm about to bust, what I like to do is while I'm getting you from behind, I'd like to, you know, give you a donkey punch to your head and do it while you're not looking so you act surprised so that your pussy and your asshole will clinch.
[05:24:38]  So it'll give me a good hump when I'm ready to bust.
[05:24:42]  Are you cool with that?
[05:24:44]  Yep.
[05:24:45]  Oh, God.
[05:24:46]  I love donkey punches.
[05:24:47]  I'm not even joking.
[05:24:49]  I mean, when I'm like, I'm about to come, mama.
[05:24:52]  I'm about to come.
[05:24:53]  And then I'm just going to give you like a donkey punch on your head so that, you know, you clinch and just give me that good pump.
[05:24:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:25:02]  Yep.
[05:25:02]  You got to give me some in the shower.
[05:25:05]  I'll give you some in the shower.
[05:25:06]  I'll give you some everywhere you want.
[05:25:09]  Look, as long as I'm able to eat the cabbage out of your asshole.
[05:25:14]  Yeah, take a band.
[05:25:16]  Take a shower with me.
[05:25:17]  Give me some.
[05:25:18]  You're damn right.
[05:25:19]  I'll take a shower and make sure everything's clean so that you can put your.
[05:25:24]  Well, how did that Eddie Murphy song go?
[05:25:26]  Put your mouth on me.
[05:25:28]  You're going to put your mouth on me?
[05:25:32]  No.
[05:25:33]  No.
[05:25:34]  Put your mouth on me.
[05:25:36]  I said, put your mouth on me.
[05:25:39]  Yep, I see.
[05:25:41]  Thank you.
[05:25:41]  Thank you.
[05:25:42]  I'm loving it.
[05:25:43]  And by the way, since you got three fingers in your private, can I put a couple of fingers in your private when I'm there?
[05:25:51]  Do you think that I can fit like maybe four or maybe the whole fist in there?
[05:25:57]  Yep.
[05:25:58]  Oh, that's hot.
[05:26:00]  I'm telling you, you are hot to trot, baby.
[05:26:02]  You understand?
[05:26:03]  You are hot to trot.
[05:26:05]  I'm telling you.
[05:26:07]  I'm telling you, one of those classic style pig fucks.
[05:26:10]  I'm not even joking.
[05:26:12]  I'm ready, baby.
[05:26:13]  I'm ready.
[05:26:17]  I'm telling you, orgasmic pleasure, baby.
[05:26:19]  Orgasmic pleasure coming your way.
[05:26:21]  And by the way, listen to this.
[05:26:25]  Yes, sir.
[05:26:26]  I'm ready.
[05:26:28]  I'm ready.
[05:26:30]  And while, let me ask you one more thing.
[05:26:34]  When I give you the donkey punch and you clinch and I bust, can you do something else for me?
[05:26:41]  I saw this in a movie.
[05:26:42]  I saw this in a movie.
[05:26:44]  Could you squeal like a pig while I'm like, you know, busting?
[05:26:47]  Like go, like, you know, squeal like a pig, you know, just fucking, you know what I'm saying?
[05:26:55]  Like fucking hard, you know, like, like deliverance style.
[05:27:00]  I raised them hey, you barking like a dog.
[05:27:04]  Oh, yeah.
[05:27:04]  You want me to bark like a dog?
[05:27:08]  Yeah.
[05:27:08]  I'll bark like a dog.
[05:27:09]  Woo!
[05:27:10]  Woo-hoo!
[05:27:24]  Yeah, I'll get their buck naked.
[05:27:27]  Oh!
[05:27:30]  Are you a furry by any chance?
[05:27:34]  Like, do you like to pretend you're an animal in the bed?
[05:27:39]  You don't like to pretend you're an animal?
[05:27:43]  Yeah.
[05:27:44]  Yeah, I like to pretend that I am.
[05:27:49]  I'm like, I like to growl like a tiger.
[05:27:52]  Oh, so you're a tiger.
[05:27:53]  Look at that.
[05:27:57]  I like it.
[05:28:00]  I like it.
[05:28:03]  You can growl like a tiger.
[05:28:05]  You can growl like a tiger.
[05:28:06]  And you know what?
[05:28:06]  I'm going to howl like the wolf.
[05:28:08]  All right.
[05:28:12]  Werewolves of London.
[05:28:14]  Oh, you get what I'm saying?
[05:28:20]  Oh, werewolves of London.
[05:28:25]  Oh, okay, baby daddy.
[05:28:27]  What?
[05:28:28]  Okay, baby daddy.
[05:28:30]  Baby daddy?
[05:28:32]  Yeah, you're my baby daddy.
[05:28:34]  Oh, I'll be your baby daddy.
[05:28:35]  I'll tell you that right now.
[05:28:37]  I'll get you, I'll get you pregnant with twins.

=== Baby Daddy Donkey Punch Threat (03:19) ===

[05:28:40]  I'll bust so much inside of you there.
[05:28:46]  You're damn right.
[05:28:48]  And I'm gonna make sure that I'll donkey punch you.
[05:28:51]  You clinch really well and you squeeze all the damn kids out of the sack.
[05:28:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:29:01]  But man, I ain't trying to live with me.
[05:29:04]  What's that?
[05:29:06]  Man, have you so in love with me?
[05:29:08]  I am in love with you, baby.
[05:29:09]  What are you talking about?
[05:29:10]  I've been here talking to you.
[05:29:11]  I've been professing my love to you.
[05:29:13]  I've been sitting here talking to you.
[05:29:15]  I've sang to you for Christ's sake.
[05:29:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:29:19]  I'll make love to you like you want me to.
[05:29:24]  And I'll hold you tight as I fuck your snatch pipe.
[05:29:29]  I'll make love to you like you want me to.
[05:29:34]  And if you let me donkey punch your ass, I'll bust.
[05:29:43]  You know?
[05:29:48]  I'm going to come look at McDonald's.
[05:29:50]  I need to put an application in.
[05:29:52]  Who do the hiring?
[05:29:54]  Hold on.
[05:29:54]  Wait, hold on.
[05:29:55]  You got to put an application in.
[05:29:56]  You don't work?
[05:29:59]  Yeah, but I'm going to come down there working to McDonald's.
[05:30:01]  Why are you going to work at my McDonald's for?
[05:30:04]  I thought you were going to spend some time with me in the office and, you know, you could be my like, you know.
[05:30:08]  I ain't telling my now.
[05:30:11]  I'm coming out later when we be together.
[05:30:14]  No, you don't have to do anything.
[05:30:15]  I just want you to be like my fuck toy.
[05:30:17]  You know, you don't have to do anything.
[05:30:18]  I'll take care of you.
[05:30:19]  No, no, somebody got to pay the bill.
[05:30:22]  I'll pay the bills, baby.
[05:30:23]  You just fucking, you know, you be my fuck toy.
[05:30:26]  Nah, I might want to get my nails and toes done.
[05:30:30]  I'll get your nails and toes knocked.
[05:30:32]  I'll get your hair did.
[05:30:34]  I'll get your nails done.
[05:30:35]  Don't worry about it, baby.
[05:30:36]  All right.
[05:30:37]  I just want you to be my.
[05:30:38]  You don't want me to work?
[05:30:40]  I don't want you to work.
[05:30:41]  I just, you know what I want you to do?
[05:30:43]  You don't want me to job?
[05:30:44]  I don't want you to get a job.
[05:30:45]  I want you to be my personal sex toy.
[05:30:48]  Do you understand?
[05:30:49]  I mean, whenever I tell you, look, man.
[05:30:51]  Wait a minute.
[05:30:52]  You just want a minute.
[05:30:53]  Wait a minute.
[05:30:54]  Wait a minute.
[05:30:55]  What?
[05:30:55]  What?
[05:30:56]  What I'm going to do nothing.
[05:30:59]  You don't have to do nothing but bend over and satisfy me.
[05:31:02]  That's all you got to do.
[05:31:03]  You don't have to do anything else.
[05:31:06]  I got to work.
[05:31:07]  Who's going to pay for the wedding?
[05:31:08]  I'll pay for everything, baby.
[05:31:10]  Just look.
[05:31:13]  What is it?
[05:31:14]  What's a wedding?
[05:31:14]  What?
[05:31:14]  $25,000, $30,000?
[05:31:16]  That ain't shit.
[05:31:17]  Listen.
[05:31:18]  No, no, no, no.
[05:31:19]  That's too specific.
[05:31:21]  That's too expensive.
[05:31:22]  We're going to buy the rings.
[05:31:24]  Who's going to buy the rings?
[05:31:27]  I'm going to buy the rings here.
[05:31:29]  You're a millionaire, son.
[05:31:31]  No, I'm not a millionaire.
[05:31:32]  I'm okay.
[05:31:34]  I'm well off.
[05:31:35]  I just want to make sure.
[05:31:36]  Who's going to pay for the honeymoon?
[05:31:38]  The honeymoon?
[05:31:39]  Where do you want to go to the honeymoon?
[05:31:42]  Where do you want to go?
[05:31:43]  Do you want to go like to Motel 6 or something?
[05:31:47]  Man, but my goodness.
[05:31:51]  I don't care.
[05:31:54]  Man, I don't have enough motel sick.
[05:31:57]  Well, listen, I'll pay for everything you want.

=== Confederate Army Train Fetish (08:04) ===

[05:31:59]  I just want to make sure that you're going to do things sexually that I want.
[05:32:03]  I'm a freak in the sheets, you know?
[05:32:06]  It ain't just up to me.
[05:32:08]  You got to have a face toward you, too.
[05:32:11]  Listen, I've got the money.
[05:32:12]  It's all good.
[05:32:13]  I just want to make sure that, you know, I'm going to be able to treat you.
[05:32:17]  You're going to go live regulars and give us a hotel suite.
[05:32:21]  You want a hotel suite?
[05:32:22]  I'll get it.
[05:32:23]  I just want to make sure that I can treat you like pre-antebellum Civil War, you know?
[05:32:28]  I don't want us to go nowhere.
[05:32:29]  I just want to stay in the room and order rooms, Taylor.
[05:32:32]  That sounds good to me.
[05:32:34]  That sounds good to me.
[05:32:35]  You like to be tied up by any chance?
[05:32:36]  Like tied up while you're, you know.
[05:32:39]  I want to do it just to do just a little shopping.
[05:32:45]  We can go shopping.
[05:32:46]  Can I tie you up, though?
[05:32:47]  Can I tie you up while I'm, you know, sexually gratifying myself to your body?
[05:32:54]  I want to tie you up.
[05:32:55]  You know, I want to like slap your ass.
[05:32:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:32:58]  Like, you know, I'm into freaky stuff.
[05:33:03]  What do you want me to even do to you?
[05:33:06]  Well, I don't know.
[05:33:09]  I mean, what do you want to do?
[05:33:14]  Do you want to like do you want to put an enema bag in my ass and like clean out the cola?
[05:33:20]  No, no, I don't want to do that.
[05:33:25]  Okay, well, I'd like to like take control of your body.
[05:33:30]  You understand?
[05:33:31]  I'd like for you to, like, let me tell you my fetish, okay?
[05:33:35]  I, I, I, and I don't want you to, like, you know, think I'm sick or anything.
[05:33:40]  But my fetish is, is that I'm General Robert E. Lee from the South and the Civil War.
[05:33:46]  And I've captured your village.
[05:33:48]  And now me and the Confederate Army are about to run a train on you.
[05:33:53]  And I'd like to tie you up.
[05:33:55]  And, you know, as it's, it's going to be just me.
[05:33:58]  It's not going to be like anybody.
[05:33:59]  I'm going to pretend I'm different people.
[05:34:01]  I'm going to pretend I'm Robert E. Lee and, you know, this and that.
[05:34:05]  And I'd like to, you know, have that kind of role play, you know, if that's okay.
[05:34:12]  You know, I'd love for you to, I'd love for you to be like, okay, I'll do whatever you want, Massa, and shit like that.
[05:34:22]  I mean, this is like pre-antebellum Civil War type role play.
[05:34:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:34:28]  And while I'm banging you, you know, I'm going to bang you pretty hard, you know, because I'm Robert E. Lee.
[05:34:33]  I just conquered your goddamn village.
[05:34:36]  You know, I'm going to call you like derogatory names and stuff and, you know, deface you and, you know, piss on you, shit like that.
[05:34:47]  Oh, okay.
[05:34:48]  That'll work.
[05:34:51]  I am so down with this woman.
[05:34:54]  This woman is hot.
[05:34:56]  This woman is hot.
[05:34:58]  Would you call me Massa?
[05:35:01]  Yeah.
[05:35:02]  Oh, you know what?
[05:35:04]  I fucking love you.
[05:35:06]  I love you.
[05:35:06]  You know that?
[05:35:11]  I think you are a hot, hot broad.
[05:35:14]  You know that?
[05:35:15]  I wish I was fucking Robert E. Lee because I'm telling you right now, I'd love to freaking just fucking tear you apart.
[05:35:27]  And I want you to look back at me while I'm just, you know, just ramming you from the back.
[05:35:31]  Just say, I like it, Mr. Lee.
[05:35:34]  You're pretty good, Massa.
[05:35:36]  And then I'll just say, you know, just shut up and give me your ass.
[05:35:39]  And slap your ass.
[05:35:40]  And then, like, you know, put your face into the pillow and just say, just give fucking Mr. Robert E. Lee, huh?
[05:35:47]  Take that, Stonewall Jackson.
[05:35:49]  Take that.
[05:35:49]  You know, shit like that.
[05:35:55]  I mean, I'm a freak, baby.
[05:35:57]  And I want you to be into it, too.
[05:35:58]  I want you to be into it.
[05:36:00]  I want you to be like, oh, oh, please, Massa.
[05:36:04]  Don't do any more to me.
[05:36:05]  I'm like, shut up, bitch.
[05:36:07]  You just sit there and shut up.
[05:36:08]  Took over your goddamn village, and you're going to have to listen to Robert E. Lee and the Confederate soldiers.
[05:36:14]  So sit there and fucking like it.
[05:36:15]  You understand, bitch?
[05:36:16]  Oh, yeah.
[05:36:17]  I'll do whatever you want.
[05:36:19]  Just please turn.
[05:36:20]  Shut up, bitch, and just fucking let the goddamn Confederacy reign supreme.
[05:36:24]  Oh, yeah.
[05:36:25]  like shit like that and then i'm not i mean i just think that that's a nice scene That's a freaky scene.
[05:36:37]  And while I'm ramming you, I'm pretending to be Robert E. Lee and his Confederate army.
[05:36:42]  You know, we're going to be ramming you and we're going to be like, yeah, you like that?
[05:36:46]  Huh?
[05:36:46]  You like that?
[05:36:47]  Take that, you fucking tar baby.
[05:36:49]  Take that.
[05:36:50]  You like that?
[05:36:52]  Ugh, fucking nigga.
[05:36:54]  Oh, you like that?
[05:36:56]  You like it, don't you?
[05:36:58]  Yeah, the South will rise again.
[05:37:00]  Fucking, ah, ah, ah.
[05:37:04]  Take that.
[05:37:05]  I'm cooning your ass.
[05:37:09]  I'M COONIN' YOU'RE ACHO- UGH! UGH!
[05:37:14]  Uh, what are you doing with?
[05:37:17]  I- I'm just saying, I'm just, I'm hot.
[05:37:20]  I want to, I want to do that.
[05:37:23]  All right.
[05:37:24]  I want to do that.
[05:37:24]  I want to pretend I'm Robert E. Lee and I'm conquering your body and saying, take that, Jigaboo.
[05:37:35]  And then what I want to do, I want to take my 15 and a half inch out and I just want to bust it all over your face and put you in white face with my ejaculation.
[05:37:45]  All right.
[05:37:47]  And then I'll say, you know what?
[05:37:49]  That's a good girl.
[05:37:50]  That's a good girl.
[05:37:51]  You can go ahead and go to the Underground Railroad now.
[05:37:54]  You're a good girl.
[05:37:58]  Underground rail, man.
[05:38:00]  Yeah, we're playing.
[05:38:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:38:02]  We're playing.
[05:38:03]  It's role playing.
[05:38:06]  Yeah, that's you were playing.
[05:38:08]  Yeah, we're playing.
[05:38:09]  Like I said, like after the Confederate Army runs a train on you, you know, we're like, all right, you can go.
[05:38:16]  You did good, girl.
[05:38:17]  Now go to the Underground Railroad and tell Harriet Tubman that I want a piece of that ass.
[05:38:21]  You know?
[05:38:22]  I'm just looking at that.
[05:38:25]  I don't know.
[05:38:27]  I'm not.
[05:38:28]  I'm not. I'm not.
[05:38:29]  I mean, I'm telling you, I mean, this is the kind of fetish that I'm with.
[05:38:33]  Have you ever heard of a fetish?
[05:38:38]  I mean, this is the kind of fetish I'm talking about.
[05:38:41]  This is the fetish.
[05:38:43]  Oh, no.
[05:38:46]  Oh, she didn't like it.
[05:38:49]  She didn't like it, man.
[05:38:50]  Ah, dude, she fucking disconnected, man.
[05:38:55]  Oh, my God.
[05:38:57]  Press three.
[05:38:58]  Add this member to your hot list.
[05:38:59]  Press four.
[05:39:00]  We had her.
[05:39:01]  We had her.
[05:39:02]  We had her, boys.
[05:39:03]  We had her.
[05:39:04]  Okay?
[05:39:05]  I guess I'll press three.
[05:39:08]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:39:08]  We had her.
[05:39:12]  You know what?
[05:39:13]  That's enough of this.
[05:39:15]  That's enough of this.
[05:39:16]  Are you kidding me?
[05:39:17]  I mean, I don't want to waste my minutes for Christ's sake.
[05:39:20]  Now, I don't know about you guys, but that was fucking awesome.
[05:39:25]  I told you.
[05:39:27]  I told you to sound like a little innocent, little Aunt Jemima, you know, sound like a little innocent black woman.
[05:39:33]  And I turned her from an innocent black woman to a woman that would be almost down with being trained, of course, in a sexual roleplay setting, being trained by Robert E. Lee and all of his Confederate soldiers, for Christ's sake.
[05:39:48]  I mean, come on, dude.
[05:39:49]  Come on, man.
[05:39:51]  All right.
[05:39:52]  I mean, come on.
[05:39:58]  Oh my God.
[05:40:00]  I'm sorry.
[05:40:00]  Hey, I was pushing the limits because it's obviously a prank.
[05:40:03]  This is a joke.

=== Prank Limits Pushed To End (02:42) ===

[05:40:04]  Just everybody understand that this is all a joke.
[05:40:08]  And she just didn't like.
[05:40:09]  I mean, she was almost down with the fucking Robert E. Lee shit until I started saying, yeah, you fucking tar baby and like shit like that.
[05:40:15]  Then she was like, meh, did you say, Harry, you tough man?
[05:40:20]  And that was it.
[05:40:21]  Anyway, look, it's fucking going to be 3 o'clock in the fucking morning right now.
[05:40:26]  Oh, yeah.
[05:40:26]  All right.
[05:40:26]  What is this?
[05:40:27]  Mini moose.
[05:40:31]  I like.
[05:40:32]  I like the potential new Mrs. Ghost.
[05:40:34]  No, no, there is no new fucking Mrs. Ghost.
[05:40:37]  Go fuck yourself.
[05:40:38]  All right.
[05:40:40]  Anyway, I'm going to end it on that for Christ's sake because that was fucking hilarious.
[05:40:44]  This stupid dumb broad, like, just stuck along.
[05:40:46]  She thought I was going to marry her.
[05:40:48]  I mean, did you hear her starting to become like a fucking diva there at the end?
[05:40:52]  Who going to pay for the wedding?
[05:40:54]  Who going to pay for the rings?
[05:40:56]  Who going to pay for the honeymoon?
[05:40:58]  Who going to pay for this?
[05:40:59]  Who going to pay for that?
[05:41:00]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:41:01]  That's why I had to lay down the fucking whole Robert E. Lee shit on her after that, dude.
[05:41:05]  I'm not even joking.
[05:41:07]  Anyway.
[05:41:10]  What an episode 13, 13, 13, 13 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:41:17]  And you're right.
[05:41:18]  Look at the people in the chat room.
[05:41:19]  She literally wanted child support from you.
[05:41:21]  She's like, you're going to get me pregnant?
[05:41:22]  You're my baby daddy.
[05:41:24]  You're my baby daddy.
[05:41:26]  Oh, my God.
[05:41:26]  Anyway, look, we're going to end it at that.
[05:41:28]  All right.
[05:41:28]  It's already three in the morning.
[05:41:30]  I want to thank everybody for tuning in to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:41:35]  I will be back on Monday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:41:40]  I broadcast Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, the Ghost Show, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:41:46]  And of course, I'm going to be doing the Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. on Saturday nights, Central Standard Time.
[05:41:55]  Wow.
[05:41:57]  Wow, wow, wow.
[05:41:58]  That was an unbelievable call.
[05:42:00]  Anyway, thank you all for tuning into the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 13.
[05:42:10]  I will be back this Monday.
[05:42:12]  Come and check me out.
[05:42:13]  I am out of here.
[05:42:15]  I am out of here.
[05:42:17]  I am out.
[05:42:18]  GX in the chat.
[05:42:20]  And death to socialism.
[05:42:23]  Death to communism.
[05:42:26]  And death, death, death to feminism.
[05:42:30]  I'm out of here.
[05:42:31]  Cheers to everybody out here.
[05:42:32]  I'm back Monday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:42:36]  And spread this show around the internet and throughout the world because we're still underground on Vaughn.live.
[05:42:43]  I'm out of here.
[05:42:46]  Woo!