True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 134   GHOST IS ON IP2
Aired: 2020-05-29
Duration: 05:57:05


=== Let's Do This Shit (02:09) ===

[00:00:04]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:25]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:27]  Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[00:01:30]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:31]  It's another episode of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:35]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:42]  And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:01:48]  This is episode 134, episode 134, for all the folks that are keeping track of the Ghost Show broadcast.
[00:01:57]  Remember, baby, we're underground.
[00:02:01]  We're underground.
[00:02:02]  So we need you to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:06]  And guess what?
[00:02:07]  Ghost is on IP2.

=== We Are Underground (04:37) ===

[00:02:13]  You're damn right.
[00:02:15]  We're spread all over the internet and throughout the world, baby.
[00:02:19]  And I'm telling you, we're known as the most toxic fucking community on the internet.
[00:02:24]  And I don't know if that's true.
[00:02:27]  I don't know if that's true.
[00:02:29]  But I'm telling you right now, some of you troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[00:02:36]  I don't know what to tell you.
[00:02:39]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:02:41]  I'm not late.
[00:02:42]  All right.
[00:02:43]  Shut up in the chat room.
[00:02:44]  I'm not late.
[00:02:45]  I'm right on time.
[00:02:46]  What are you talking about?
[00:02:48]  Episode 134.
[00:02:51]  Ghost is on IP2.
[00:02:53]  What the hell, baby?
[00:02:54]  All right.
[00:02:57]  All right.
[00:02:57]  Take me out, Engineer.
[00:02:59]  Take me out.
[00:02:59]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:00]  Take the title off, Engineer.
[00:03:02]  What the hell are you doing?
[00:03:03]  Thank y'all very much for tuning in to another episode of The Ghost Show.
[00:03:07]  Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:03:11]  And Jesus Christ.
[00:03:13]  Two snakes in one night.
[00:03:14]  Good God.
[00:03:16]  Look, hammy the recap, Piggy.
[00:03:18]  I sure would give anything to have a show entirely free of 20 buckers, wouldn't you?
[00:03:22]  Yeah, all right.
[00:03:24]  Just calm your ass down.
[00:03:25]  How about that shit, Hammy?
[00:03:28]  Oink, oink.
[00:03:30]  Anyway, listen, I want to talk about some things here because apparently, unfortunately, people had their Discord names banned from Discord because they partook in that disgusting, pathetic raid on Attila's Discord on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:03:47]  Okay, did anybody...
[00:03:48]  There's a lot of folks out there There's a lot of folks, unfortunately, that got their Discord accounts disabled because of that raid.
[00:03:58]  And I want to be completely honest with you.
[00:04:00]  The folks that are coming out and saying that they got their Discords banned, it's probably because you were posting man ass.
[00:04:09]  You're posting that disgusting gore.
[00:04:13]  You're posting disgusting, despicable fucking garbage.
[00:04:17]  And that's probably what happened in my personal opinion.
[00:04:20]  All right.
[00:04:21]  I did not go into Attila's Discord to raid anything.
[00:04:25]  I went in there to talk to Attila.
[00:04:27]  All right.
[00:04:28]  And then all of a sudden, you toxic bastards come along.
[00:04:31]  And, you know, the rest is history.
[00:04:34]  Okay.
[00:04:35]  The rest is history.
[00:04:36]  Look at Pettus's Discord got banned.
[00:04:38]  Look at that.
[00:04:40]  Well, good.
[00:04:41]  As long as Pettus got his goddamn Discord ban, I'm all happy.
[00:04:45]  All right.
[00:04:46]  Anyway, I want to get that out of the way.
[00:04:49]  If y'all got your damn Discords banned, that's your problem.
[00:04:52]  I was not calling on a Discord raid.
[00:04:55]  I wanted to go into Attila's Discord to talk to Attila via the live stream, which we ended up, which we ended up doing, which we ended up doing.
[00:05:05]  So anyway, we are live, folks.
[00:05:06]  Episode 134.
[00:05:08]  Ghost is on IP2.
[00:05:09]  And I don't know if you remember the last broadcast, but yours truly.
[00:05:13]  What is this shit?
[00:05:14]  Good afternoon, Mr. Albin.
[00:05:16]  This is your caretaker note.
[00:05:17]  Shut up.
[00:05:18]  In case your Alzheimer's caused you to forget about me.
[00:05:21]  Yes, who the hell is this?
[00:05:24]  Who the hell's donating is this garbage?
[00:05:28]  Anyway, I know that Cam's abuser, the number one donator of this broadcast, got his Discord banned.
[00:05:36]  And from what I understand, you can tell me if I'm wrong, I heard that you got your Discord banned, and right after they banned you, they charged you for the Nitro service, which I think is rather inconspicuous, if you want my personal opinion.
[00:05:50]  I think that's horrible.
[00:05:51]  But anyway, if I ever happen to go into anybody's Discord channel, that is not calling for a raid, okay?
[00:06:00]  That's not calling for a raid.
[00:06:02]  So let's just go ahead and talk.
[00:06:04]  Let's just go ahead and go with that.
[00:06:05]  All right.
[00:06:06]  No more Discord raids.
[00:06:08]  Okay.
[00:06:09]  If you happen to see me go into a Discord chat room on this broadcast, I'm doing so with the intention of trying to communicate with the folks that are probably running a stream or something to that effect.
[00:06:20]  All right.
[00:06:21]  So that's all I'm saying.
[00:06:22]  And look, people are saying you're not on.
[00:06:25]  Look, we're not.
[00:06:27]  Gray Steele, read the top of the screen, asshole.
[00:06:30]  No $20, $20 video share tonight.
[00:06:34]  Not joking.
[00:06:36]  We'll be considered a regular donation.
[00:06:38]  You see, that's the problem with you autists.
[00:06:41]  What the hell is this?
[00:06:42]  Nigger.
[00:06:43]  Oh, great.
[00:06:44]  Yeah, I don't condone what the hell this stupid racist piece of trash just said.
[00:06:48]  But that's the problem with you autists, man.

=== Climate Change Jerks (04:12) ===

[00:06:50]  You think the rules don't apply to you.
[00:06:52]  You know, look right there at the top of the screen.
[00:06:56]  Hey, what's up, Jenova Wolf in the house?
[00:06:58]  I forgot to mention this.
[00:07:00]  I didn't get the Ram 1500, unfortunately, due to a couple of problems at the dealership.
[00:07:05]  On the right side, I am considering getting an 81 Chevy C10.
[00:07:09]  The fender and such are fucked up, but I can easily order them online.
[00:07:13]  Hey, no problem.
[00:07:14]  Hey, as a matter of fact, Jenova Wolf, I would suggest most folks go out there and get themselves a classic car because most of these cars nowadays are all computerized.
[00:07:24]  You know, you got to get them programmed.
[00:07:27]  I mean, it's so fucking computerized now that you can, I mean, there's hackers that can take over your goddamn car from their computers.
[00:07:36]  Okay?
[00:07:36]  That's why now, whenever you have to take your new car in, you've got to take it to a technician as opposed to a mechanic.
[00:07:43]  You know, and I prefer things mechanical as opposed to things that are fucking, and let's be honest, folks.
[00:07:50]  Most tech stuff, we, the consumer, are the beta testers.
[00:07:54]  And do you want to be a beta tester on a car that is running on software?
[00:07:59]  I don't think so, baby, all right?
[00:08:01]  So much props to Jenova Wolf out here getting himself an 81.
[00:08:05]  I strongly advise everybody to go out there and get themselves a mechanical car.
[00:08:09]  All right.
[00:08:10]  And by the way, I'm sick and tired of you climate change jerk dicks coming out and saying, well, we have to get more energy efficient cars and we got to get rid of petrol gasoline and we got to save the earth.
[00:08:24]  What's the alternative?
[00:08:26]  Electric, right?
[00:08:28]  I mean, don't you idiots understand that we, as far as the United States is concerned, can barely suffice the energy that we demand based on our computers and our cell phones and everything that needs to be charged, etc.
[00:08:44]  And then you want to add cars to this fucking infrastructure?
[00:08:47]  I mean, what kind of crack are you people smoking?
[00:08:50]  And moreover, what facilities are going to accommodate this huge demand in electricity when our cars are going to be, I mean, what is it?
[00:09:00]  Nuclear?
[00:09:01]  I mean, I remember when you climate change assholes were like against nuclear energy.
[00:09:07]  And to be honest with you, I don't think nuclear energy is, I don't know, it's not very safe.
[00:09:12]  People may sit here and disagree with me, but would you have your house next to a nuclear plant?
[00:09:19]  I'm just saying.
[00:09:20]  I'm just fucking saying.
[00:09:21]  Anyway, look, I don't want to get into that debate, folks.
[00:09:23]  What I really want to talk about, oh, look, here's ST Mike.
[00:09:27]  Speaking of cars, Lexus just came out with its new GX.
[00:09:31]  You know what?
[00:09:32]  I think Lexus is way overrated, dude.
[00:09:34]  Lexus is way overrated, ST Mike.
[00:09:37]  Good job snitching on everyone in the Discord raid.
[00:09:40]  Hey, I didn't snitch on anything.
[00:09:42]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:09:43]  I'm not a snitch.
[00:09:44]  All right.
[00:09:44]  I don't dime.
[00:09:45]  All right, asshole?
[00:09:47]  I don't, well, that's a bad word because then you idiots are going to fucking talk about Pantera.
[00:09:51]  I don't.
[00:09:51]  I don't sell out.
[00:09:52]  I don't snitch.
[00:09:53]  All right.
[00:09:54]  Snitches get stitches.
[00:09:56]  All right.
[00:09:56]  Even the urban community understands that.
[00:09:59]  All right.
[00:10:00]  All right.
[00:10:00]  Snitches get stitches.
[00:10:02]  And I didn't do that.
[00:10:03]  As a matter of fact, Discord probably did their own investigation.
[00:10:06]  And probably the reason Pettus got banned is because he was the one spreading the goddamn link out on how to get to the Discord chat.
[00:10:15]  All right.
[00:10:16]  So that's probably why this stupid son of a bitch got his goddamn Discord ban.
[00:10:21]  But of course, I'm the bad guy, right?
[00:10:23]  All I wanted to do was talk to Attila on his stream via Discord.
[00:10:29]  That's what I was trying to do.
[00:10:30]  And then 150 of you morons came into the chat room.
[00:10:34]  And folks, it sounded like the sounds of hell.
[00:10:38]  It sounded like the sounds of fucking hell, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:42]  And then they started putting all this.
[00:10:44]  I didn't want to relive it, man.
[00:10:46]  Would I have my house next to a nuclear plant?
[00:10:49]  Yeah.
[00:10:49]  Probably.
[00:10:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:54]  Fuck you, asshole.
[00:10:55]  I'm not in a damn trailer.
[00:10:57]  She can help prevent you from loading up your wheelchair.
[00:11:00]  I'm not in a fucking trailer, you fucking idiot crippled.

=== Sounds Of Hell (08:34) ===

[00:11:03]  And look at this guy.
[00:11:04]  Die Bag Daryl.
[00:11:06]  I knew you fucking idiots were going to go there.
[00:11:08]  That's why.
[00:11:09]  Die Bag Daryl asshole.
[00:11:11]  Look, let's not talk about Pantera.
[00:11:13]  Let's not talk about Dime Bag Daryl.
[00:11:15]  Let's talk about this ridiculous.
[00:11:18]  Hey, what up, Genova?
[00:11:19]  What's going on, man?
[00:11:20]  Yeah, man.
[00:11:21]  I may be a Gen Zer, but at least I grew up around old trucks and cars.
[00:11:24]  You're damn right.
[00:11:29]  Mechanical.
[00:11:29]  You're damn right, Genova.
[00:11:32]  You're goddamn right.
[00:11:36]  And not to mention, like I said, Genova, you got to take it to a goddamn technician now if you get one of these modern cars.
[00:11:42]  You go with the old school cars, all mechanical.
[00:11:45]  All right, all mechanical, very easy to fix, very easy to maintain.
[00:11:50]  All right, it's not, we're not out here doing all this ridiculous mumbo-jumbo.
[00:11:54]  Hey, you know what you're gonna do?
[00:11:56]  Because you know what happens in modern cars, right?
[00:11:58]  When you push on the pedal, traditionally in a mechanical car, that pedal is connected to the throttle body to give extra oxygen into the motor, which provides more torque and speed, etc.
[00:12:11]  What?
[00:12:12]  Look at this.
[00:12:13]  Dime bitch Daryl.
[00:12:14]  Look, dude, don't talk.
[00:12:16]  Enough of the Pantera talk, all right?
[00:12:19]  Enough of the Pantera talk.
[00:12:21]  But in modern cars, when you push on the pedal, it sends a signal to the main computer of the car stating that this user is...
[00:12:30]  Hey, what's up, Brock?
[00:12:32]  It's Thursday, baby.
[00:12:34]  Lots of exciting stuff coming up for Nay.
[00:12:36]  Oh, yeah?
[00:12:37]  The MT training starts in a few weeks and just had an echocardiogram today for surgery clearance needed for my upcoming agenoplasty.
[00:12:44]  Uh-oh.
[00:12:45]  GX and props to the chat.
[00:12:47]  Angioplasty.
[00:12:49]  Oh, man.
[00:12:49]  Did you have a heart problem?
[00:12:50]  Did you have a heart problem?
[00:12:52]  Oh, man.
[00:12:53]  I hope everything goes well with Brooke 412.
[00:12:56]  Angioplasty, man.
[00:12:58]  You got to get some kind of a heart situation, man.
[00:13:00]  Hey, our thoughts and prayers out there, Brooke 412.
[00:13:03]  Hopefully, all is well.
[00:13:05]  But like I was saying, when you push the pedal, and thank you once again for the $25 you and Jenova Wools, man.
[00:13:11]  Cheers to you guys.
[00:13:12]  But when you push on the pedal in a modern car, it sends a signal to the main computer of the car stating that we need to go faster.
[00:13:19]  All right.
[00:13:20]  And people are asking, what the hell is with the title of the broadcast, Ghost?
[00:13:25]  I'm on IP2, baby.
[00:13:27]  I mean, I'm on IP2.
[00:13:28]  Look, look, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on, Engineer.
[00:13:31]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:13:32]  Take a look at this.
[00:13:34]  IP2 Network, baby.
[00:13:35]  There's Ghost right there.
[00:13:37]  What's up, Ghost?
[00:13:38]  All right, what up?
[00:13:38]  Did you see the markets today?
[00:13:40]  I did.
[00:13:42]  You want to know why the markets were going well?
[00:13:44]  Because we signed phase one of the Chinese trade deal, baby.
[00:13:48]  And not to mention, you had the president signing into law the USMCA deal, which is the trade deal between China, Mexico, and the United States, baby.
[00:13:57]  Shout outs to my supporters in China.
[00:14:01]  Wang Wei.
[00:14:02]  No, no, listen.
[00:14:03]  If you're going to do a text-to-speech, talk to me in American.
[00:14:06]  Li Na.
[00:14:07]  Talk to me in American.
[00:14:08]  You don't talk to me in that fucking tuna fish immigrant language.
[00:14:14]  Shut this.
[00:14:15]  Shut the fuck up, dude.
[00:14:17]  Wang Yang.
[00:14:18]  Lu Yong.
[00:14:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:20]  Wang Lei.
[00:14:21]  Wang Yang.
[00:14:21]  All right.
[00:14:22]  Wong Pong Chung Pong Feng Dim Sung Krema Sum Young Huang.
[00:14:27]  Lee Jie.
[00:14:28]  Wang Wei.
[00:14:29]  Wang Feng.
[00:14:30]  Give me a fucking bald.
[00:14:31]  Who gives a shit?
[00:14:33]  Why too low?
[00:14:34]  Holy fuck.
[00:14:35]  Bang ding L. All right.
[00:14:37]  Get this idiot out of here.
[00:14:38]  All right, Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
[00:14:41]  Wait a minute.
[00:14:42]  Vaginoplasty.
[00:14:44]  Brooke 412.
[00:14:45]  Oh, you're getting a vaginal plasty.
[00:14:47]  So that means you're having a sex change operation.
[00:14:50]  I thought you were having an angioplasty.
[00:14:52]  Cancel all student debt and tax Wall Street to pay for it.
[00:14:55]  Oh, give me a break.
[00:14:58]  I'll tell you.
[00:14:59]  I'll tell you why I hate the idea, Limp Dick Daryl.
[00:15:04]  Let me explain something to you, Limp Dick Daryl.
[00:15:07]  First and foremost, you need to be blaming Barack Obama and the Democrats for the reason that most of you young folks are stricken with damn college debt for 25 years of your life.
[00:15:18]  Don't you people understand that it was them that signed that into law?
[00:15:23]  IP2 Ghost.
[00:15:24]  Glad to see you finally passed those kicks.
[00:15:27]  Oh, dude, don't be dissing IP2, moist bread.
[00:15:29]  Moist bread, that's fucking disgusting.
[00:15:32]  No, what is this?
[00:15:33]  Faggot.
[00:15:34]  Dude, I don't condone what the hell was just said right there, baguette.
[00:15:38]  I don't condone that whatsoever.
[00:15:40]  All right, but don't be talking garbage about IP2.
[00:15:43]  But as I was stating, all of you fucking young people need to be going after the Democratic Party and Barack Obama for nationalizing the student debt.
[00:15:53]  You can look this up for yourself.
[00:15:54]  This is the reason why y'all are stricken with student debt for 25 years.
[00:15:59]  Hey, what is this, Mr. Boy Yo-Yo Ghost?
[00:16:01]  How you doing, my homie dog, swag man, motherfucker, butt plug up the ass.
[00:16:06]  Wish you had a girlfriend to whack your wiener boomer boy.
[00:16:09]  Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
[00:16:12]  Jesus Christ.
[00:16:13]  This is what I got to take every fucking day.
[00:16:15]  It's my life.
[00:16:18]  Don't you forget.
[00:16:21]  Anyway, go put the PC shot on again.
[00:16:23]  We are on IP2 right now.
[00:16:26]  This is the IP2, and unfortunately, Ice Poseidon, he's number one right here.
[00:16:31]  What the fuck is Ice Poseidon doing?
[00:16:33]  What are you doing, Ice, on Mixer?
[00:16:35]  What the hell are you doing?
[00:16:36]  I got to see what Ice Poseidon's doing.
[00:16:38]  Oh, he's a sitting Andy over here.
[00:16:40]  Is that Gary the producer in the background?
[00:16:44]  Is that Gary the product?
[00:16:45]  All right, take this shit out of you.
[00:16:47]  I don't want to lie.
[00:16:48]  Take it off.
[00:16:49]  I'm telling you, nothing worse than some 35-year-old man jocking the jock of a 24-year-old boy.
[00:16:56]  What?
[00:16:57]  Yep, plus I own currently a 99 Toyota Tacoma with 428,000 miles.
[00:17:02]  Hey, cheers.
[00:17:04]  Cheers to Jenova Wolf.
[00:17:06]  Did you hear about Virginia governor putting the state into emergency?
[00:17:09]  Dude, I heard about that, folks.
[00:17:11]  And let me tell you, I think that this impeachment hoax that the Democrats are conducting are kind of, you know, shearing the spotlight away from Virginia.
[00:17:21]  Now, what's about to happen in Virginia is there's supposed to be a Second Amendment rally of sorts that's supposed to be happening.
[00:17:28]  I don't know if it's this weekend.
[00:17:29]  I'm not sure exactly when it's supposed to happen.
[00:17:32]  But the governor has called a state of emergency.
[00:17:35]  So why won't Trump fix it?
[00:17:37]  Bernie wants to fix it because you boomers did this.
[00:17:40]  Bernie?
[00:17:41]  You tricked us into going to college and sending us into debt.
[00:17:44]  Dude, Bernie did that too.
[00:17:46]  He voted that shit in, you stupid idiot.
[00:17:49]  He voted for that.
[00:17:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:17:53]  Good God, you fucking Bernie Bros are stupid.
[00:17:56]  A dead full of lead daryl.
[00:17:58]  All right, fuck you, dude.
[00:17:59]  All right.
[00:18:00]  Fuck off whoever donated that.
[00:18:02]  I've heard three crotch rockets in 10 minutes.
[00:18:05]  So what?
[00:18:08]  Oh, fuck off, asshole.
[00:18:09]  I believe those booms aren't the highway outside.
[00:18:12]  As long as you'll admit they're the noises of you dumping loads into the body.
[00:18:16]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:18:16]  I'm not in a wheelchair, you fucking dickheads.
[00:18:18]  All right.
[00:18:19]  Shut up.
[00:18:20]  And Mr. and Miss, Mrs. Mrs. and Mr. Boy Ghost, what's up, homie dog?
[00:18:25]  Sweep, sickler, moving, sexy, morning, donor, plumping, shithole movie.
[00:18:33]  All right, all right, whatever, asshole.
[00:18:35]  All right.
[00:18:36]  Hey, what is this?
[00:18:37]  Captain Hook, Warren's gonna get Bernie's pimp hand if she keeps confronting him.
[00:18:43]  And by the way, did y'all see that, by the way?
[00:18:45]  I mean, here you had Bernie Sanders trying to shake hands with Elizabeth Warren old grandma, and grandma confronts him and says, you just lied to me on national television.
[00:18:54]  You just lied about me on national television.
[00:18:57]  And Bernie, of course, he's like, look, I don't know what you're talking about, bitch.
[00:19:00]  All right.
[00:19:00]  I'm not going to do this now.
[00:19:02]  So get your old crusty ass away from Uncle Bony.
[00:19:05]  I only go after people that are going to give me money and my campaign.
[00:19:09]  So fuck off.
[00:19:10]  Huh?
[00:19:11]  That looks great, doesn't it, huh?
[00:19:13]  Huh, that's the left eating itself if I haven't seen so myself.
[00:19:16]  And by the way, for this idiot lipdick ghost, all right, what is this?
[00:19:21]  Enrique the poop shoot.
[00:19:24]  Can ghost, can you action off my mother, Maria?
[00:19:27]  All right, dude, we're not auctioning off anybody, all right?
[00:19:30]  But for this lipdick ghost trying to say that Bernie's gonna correct it, Bernie voted for this shit.
[00:19:35]  Do you understand that, folks?

=== Get Away From Obama (02:16) ===

[00:19:37]  The reason you're in college debt.
[00:19:39]  I agree with Funny Butterman for once.
[00:19:42]  Also, you should learn how to work on a car yourself.
[00:19:44]  Oh, jeez.
[00:19:45]  Unlike Hambone Ghost, who spent $5,000 on a car because Piggler didn't want to run over the fire.
[00:19:51]  Hey, fuck you, bitch.
[00:19:52]  All right.
[00:19:52]  Hey, fuck you, ST Mike, you fucking stupid shithead, all right?
[00:19:57]  All right, first and foremost, I own badass foreign cars, dude.
[00:20:01]  They cost a lot of money.
[00:20:02]  They cost a lot of money.
[00:20:04]  GX Ghost Arena.
[00:20:05]  I miss my Mercury Montego.
[00:20:07]  Crying face, that bitch was a tank and roomy as F U Q.
[00:20:10]  But it's mechanical, right?
[00:20:12]  Stupid stoned friends and stupid stoned me gave the bitch jet fuel one day.
[00:20:16]  What?
[00:20:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:18]  I will buy one again with candy green paint.
[00:20:21]  Hey, Noble Savage, that's what I'm telling you, dude.
[00:20:23]  You got to have classic cars that are mechanical, man.
[00:20:26]  Fuck these new cars that are dependent on some kind of beta test, not non-beta-tested software.
[00:20:33]  Hey, what is this?
[00:20:34]  The most boringest shit ever?
[00:20:35]  Oh, yeah?
[00:20:36]  You're bored?
[00:20:37]  Why don't you eat my dick up to your hiccup, you fucking asshole, and get the fuck out of here right now if you're fucking bored.
[00:20:42]  Did anybody ask you?
[00:20:43]  Huh?
[00:20:44]  You sorry sack of crap.
[00:20:45]  Now, as I was stating before this jerk off came in here and tried to say that he was bored or some shit, I was trying to tell you dumbasses that when Barack Obama came into power in 2009, it was a Democrat-dominated Congress.
[00:21:00]  All right.
[00:21:00]  And one of the first things they did was nationalize the student debt, meaning that you are obligated, all right, as somebody who is under student debt, you're obligated to pay that college debt for the next 25 years of your life.
[00:21:14]  That wasn't the case prior to Obama.
[00:21:17]  Prior to Obama, all you had to do was write off the damn college debt on your bankruptcy and you never had to pay for it again.
[00:21:25]  All right.
[00:21:26]  That's what most of your professors did.
[00:21:28]  And go ask them if you don't believe me.
[00:21:30]  Go ask him.
[00:21:31]  Professor so-and-so, is it true that most of you got doctorate's degrees and put yourself in college debt?
[00:21:40]  And you basically just wrote it off on your bankruptcy once you became tenured professors.
[00:21:46]  And the average tenured professor, the average tenured professor makes about $80,000 a year starting salary.

=== Fake Raging Internet Thought (15:21) ===

[00:21:54]  And what is this, Ghost DeMuro?
[00:21:56]  Are you talking about that like half Autistic Tard that reviews cars on the internet for Christ's sake?
[00:22:02]  One of the most overrated autists I've ever seen.
[00:22:05]  Next to Review Bra.
[00:22:07]  All right, next to Review Bra.
[00:22:09]  Underfed niggas beat me up.
[00:22:11]  No, don't.
[00:22:12]  Don't do racism here, dude.
[00:22:14]  All right.
[00:22:14]  We're not racist.
[00:22:16]  We're not racist here.
[00:22:19]  And I'm not in a wheelchair either, you fucking dicks.
[00:22:22]  All right.
[00:22:22]  Just shut your fucking mouth.
[00:22:24]  Anyway, like I said, one of the most overrated autists next to Review Bra.
[00:22:29]  Why is Review Bra a thing?
[00:22:31]  I mean, why is a Review Bra a thing?
[00:22:33]  And why is it that every year goes by, Review Brawl looks more and more like Ann Lennox?
[00:22:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:22:41]  Like, like he's trying to be like he's trying to subtly turn himself into a lesbian or something.
[00:22:46]  And by the way, wasn't he recently in the hospital because he wanted to cut his prick off or something and wanted to have a vaginal plasty like Brooke 412?
[00:22:54]  Anyway, look, I don't like Review Bra.
[00:22:56]  All right.
[00:22:56]  I think he's fucking a moron.
[00:22:59]  All right.
[00:22:59]  I mean, anybody can look like an autistic tard with a suit on in his Geometro eating Taco Bell.
[00:23:06]  All right.
[00:23:07]  Hey, y'all, Black Ghost, back again.
[00:23:09]  I just got done beating my black ghost.
[00:23:11]  That little boy didn't finish his science project.
[00:23:14]  He fell in that damn hotel his daddy so he can beat his ass.
[00:23:18]  Wait, I don't even remember my baby daddy number.
[00:23:21]  Yeah, all right.
[00:23:22]  First of all, there ain't no black ghost, all right?
[00:23:25]  There ain't no fucking black ghost here, all right?
[00:23:27]  I don't have a black son, all right?
[00:23:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:32]  I mean, do you see what I gotta fucking put up with here?
[00:23:34]  What?
[00:23:35]  Oh, here's Skunkler.
[00:23:36]  Here's Skunkler.
[00:23:37]  I see you're still sucking on Ice Poseidon's nutsack.
[00:23:40]  Don't you think we give you enough shit?
[00:23:42]  Let me explain something.
[00:23:43]  First of all, skunkler.
[00:23:44]  All right.
[00:23:44]  I'm not hanging on anybody's nuts.
[00:23:46]  I put the PC shot on.
[00:23:47]  I'm on IP2.
[00:23:49]  All right.
[00:23:49]  Look at that.
[00:23:50]  I'm on IP2.
[00:23:51]  And by the way, IP2 hates Ice Poseidon.
[00:23:53]  You want to know why?
[00:23:54]  Because Ice Poseidon has turned into a social justice warrior with a big fat cunt where his balls used to be, okay?
[00:24:01]  All right.
[00:24:02]  Miraculously, this guy wants to be some kind of a Twitch streamer again.
[00:24:07]  All right, he's on Mixer.
[00:24:08]  He wants to be like some kind of a PG-rated version of an autistic Ice Poseidon.
[00:24:14]  And IP2 has gotten sick of it.
[00:24:16]  And I don't blame him.
[00:24:17]  All right.
[00:24:17]  I don't blame him.
[00:24:18]  Everybody on IP2 should feel betrayed because Ice Poseidon did betray you folks.
[00:24:24]  All right.
[00:24:25]  He nurtured this community.
[00:24:27]  All right.
[00:24:28]  He was the one that conjured it up with all his dreams, all his racism, all the vile, disgusting filth that he used to conduct himself in.
[00:24:37]  And then he just decided, you know what?
[00:24:38]  I want to be a good guy now.
[00:24:41]  I want to be one of these virtue signalers.
[00:24:44]  I want to be one of those guys.
[00:24:46]  And then that's what happened.
[00:24:47]  All right.
[00:24:48]  So let me tell you something.
[00:24:49]  I am not on Ice Poseidon's jock, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:24:53]  I'm beyond Ice Poseidon at this point.
[00:24:55]  What are you fucking talking about?
[00:24:57]  All right, what is it?
[00:24:58]  I love the drunken peasants.
[00:25:00]  Hashtag Lawrence.
[00:25:01]  What the hell are the drunken peasants, by the way?
[00:25:03]  I've never even heard of them, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:05]  Hold on, let's put it back.
[00:25:07]  Why are they number one on IP2?
[00:25:09]  Oh, they're talking about that Oniacin fucking shit.
[00:25:12]  All right, look, listen, all right?
[00:25:15]  This Oniason, whoever this guy is, I don't want to talk about that guy, all right?
[00:25:19]  I mean, at this point, if you don't know that he, you know, potentially diddles young people at this point, you're obviously trying to, you know, project.
[00:25:29]  That's all I got to say, all right?
[00:25:31]  That's all I got to say.
[00:25:33]  Anyway, folks, and by the way, hold on, put the PC shot on.
[00:25:36]  I mean, this kitty, this Kara kitty, all right, I'm sorry.
[00:25:40]  This woman, here, let me show you who she is here.
[00:25:42]  Let me show you who she is.
[00:25:43]  She's a Japanese woman that intentionally tries to make herself look like a fucking waifu so that people can, oh, look at me.
[00:25:51]  I'm a kirikawa.
[00:25:53]  I couldn't hear.
[00:25:54]  I need you to donate to me so I go South America.
[00:25:58]  I akawa kitty.
[00:26:00]  Oh, thank you.
[00:26:02]  Thank you for the donation.
[00:26:04]  Look at me.
[00:26:05]  I look like a geisha now.
[00:26:07]  I look like a geisha.
[00:26:09]  Oh, yeah.
[00:26:10]  I look like a geisha.
[00:26:12]  Oh, I'm toner Japanese.
[00:26:14]  I take a ton of Japanese.
[00:26:15]  I really think so.
[00:26:17]  Oh.
[00:26:19]  All right, get this bitch off my screen, please.
[00:26:22]  I mean, listen to the way she talks.
[00:26:23]  She purposely talks like a fucking anime character.
[00:26:26]  Oh, thank you.
[00:26:32]  Get this fucking stupid dumb wannabe geisha slut off my fucking screen for Christ's sake.
[00:26:38]  Oh, you don't need a tank, you.
[00:26:41]  Oh, yeah.
[00:26:46]  Jeez.
[00:26:47]  And look, I'm not being racist.
[00:26:48]  That's how she is.
[00:26:49]  All right.
[00:26:49]  That's how she talks.
[00:26:50]  Anybody that does it, that's how she talks, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:54]  And who else is on IP2?
[00:26:55]  I saw her yesterday.
[00:26:57]  Who is this Britney Venti, Broad?
[00:26:59]  Who the hell is that?
[00:27:00]  Who the hell is Brittany Venti?
[00:27:02]  Wasn't this broad like political or she was trying to be a part of the Trump train back in like 2016?
[00:27:08]  Who the hell is Britney Venti?
[00:27:10]  Does anybody, I mean, I saw her on IP2 yesterday, and this bitch looked like fucking William Dafoe in drag.
[00:27:20]  This bitch looked like William Dafoe in drag, and you had motherfuckers.
[00:27:24]  Oh, here's 10 bucks.
[00:27:26]  You look so beautiful, Brittany Venti.
[00:27:28]  You look so great.
[00:27:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:31]  I mean, what the fuck?
[00:27:34]  What the fuck?
[00:27:36]  I mean, listen, I know some of you guys that are listening are hard up, but Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:27:42]  These fat nigger Jamaican ass kids.
[00:27:44]  All right, look, come on.
[00:27:47]  Come on with the racism, dude.
[00:27:49]  Jamaican ass Negroes trying to get a real I don't know what this guy's talking about.
[00:27:53]  I don't condone this racism.
[00:27:56]  I don't condone this racism, dude.
[00:27:58]  All right.
[00:27:59]  Anyway, as I was stating, dude, Brittany Venti, I mean, this bitch looked like literally William Defoe in drag.
[00:28:07]  And then you had people fucking throwing money at her as if she was like the hottest piece of fucking ass.
[00:28:12]  Like she was Kate Upton at 19 years old or some shit.
[00:28:16]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:28:18]  Hey, ghost.
[00:28:19]  I missed Tuesday's show.
[00:28:20]  Are you sure the pet Mexican?
[00:28:24]  Oh, yeah?
[00:28:25]  I heard aesthetic bitch about me not spotting him a five when I wasn't.
[00:28:28]  Oh, so give this for him on me for a media you cunt.
[00:28:32]  Oh, June knows.
[00:28:33]  Wait.
[00:28:35]  You better be calling aesthetic that pet Mexican.
[00:28:38]  You better be calling aesthetic that was this D-Ray.
[00:28:40]  Venti is as Nick Flint.
[00:28:42]  Is a Nick Fuentes cocksucker?
[00:28:44]  Are you serious?
[00:28:46]  Brittany Venti is down with Nick Fuentes?
[00:28:48]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:28:49]  I heard you race the fastest wheelchair in the city.
[00:28:52]  Shut up, all right?
[00:28:53]  I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot.
[00:28:56]  All right, I'm not in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake.
[00:29:01]  The fat and the furious.
[00:29:02]  Fuck you, man.
[00:29:03]  Are you serious?
[00:29:04]  Brittany Venti is down with Nick Fuentes.
[00:29:07]  That's the biggest fucking joke I've ever heard in my life.
[00:29:10]  That's the biggest.
[00:29:11]  And you know, the reason I don't like Nick Fuentes is because he's a fucking Mexican leading an incel white nationalist movement.
[00:29:20]  Now, what's wrong with that picture?
[00:29:22]  Huh?
[00:29:23]  You've got a Mexican leading an incel white nationalist movement.
[00:29:27]  Ghost can now wipe his ass with the Karl Marx toilet paper.
[00:29:31]  Yeah, well, fuck Karl Marx and fuck you for promoting communism.
[00:29:36]  We ain't promoting communism here for Christ's sake.
[00:29:39]  And what is this?
[00:29:39]  Off-patriot.
[00:29:41]  Louisiana is the greatest state in the union.
[00:29:43]  Louisiana.
[00:29:47]  Oh, fuck it.
[00:29:48]  Louisiana.
[00:29:50]  Are you shitting me?
[00:29:52]  Man, Louisiana.
[00:29:54]  All right, I'm not even going to talk bad about Louisiana.
[00:29:56]  Trump enjoys IP2 showers.
[00:29:59]  IP2 showers.
[00:30:00]  You see, look at this, skunkler.
[00:30:02]  All right.
[00:30:03]  Look at this.
[00:30:03]  Don't diss IP2.
[00:30:05]  All right.
[00:30:05]  Much props to IP2.
[00:30:07]  Look at it.
[00:30:07]  Eric, put the PC shot on.
[00:30:09]  I'm on IP2 now.
[00:30:13]  I'm on IP2 now.
[00:30:16]  Come and get some.
[00:30:17]  Suck it.
[00:30:20]  All right.
[00:30:22]  Woo!
[00:30:24]  I'll tell you, I've done something in my life now, baby.
[00:30:27]  I'm on IP2.
[00:30:28]  I've accomplished something out of life.
[00:30:32]  All right, what now, ST Mike?
[00:30:34]  Ghost, have you considered doing an LS swap on your wheelchair?
[00:30:38]  Listen, stop fucking saying I'm in a wheelchair, you dickheads, all right?
[00:30:42]  I am not in a goddamn wheelchair.
[00:30:45]  All right, I do for Lorico.
[00:30:47]  I dance.
[00:30:48]  All right.
[00:30:48]  Anyway, just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes, all right?
[00:30:52]  Anyway, what is it?
[00:30:54]  Ghost wheelchair Andy?
[00:30:57]  Don't even go there, dude.
[00:30:58]  I'm not a fucking Andy, all right?
[00:31:00]  I'm not a fucking Andy.
[00:31:01]  Do not call me an Andy.
[00:31:03]  That's a fucking insult.
[00:31:04]  All right, anybody who is in the streaming community that has an Andy to their name, that's like the equivalent of putting like, you know, a fucking retard, all right?
[00:31:14]  A two-bit leech.
[00:31:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:16]  I'm not a fucking Andy, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:31:18]  I'm self-made.
[00:31:19]  I'm a self-made man out here.
[00:31:22]  All right.
[00:31:22]  I don't think some of you people from IP2, I don't think you know who the fuck I am.
[00:31:26]  All right, I'm ghost, all right?
[00:31:28]  I used to, I used to broadcast the true conservative radio, true capitalist radio.
[00:31:34]  I made poll on 4chan for Christ's sake, alright?
[00:31:38]  That's why poll on 4chan is there because of me, all right?
[00:31:42]  No offense, but you're a stupid asshole.
[00:31:45]  Yeah, yeah, fuck you, Ron.
[00:31:46]  All right, why don't you tell me why I'm a stupid asshole, huh?
[00:31:50]  I tell you this, if we got into a debate, I'd make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, and all you do is be sputtering and stuttering and stumbling over your own tongue while I provide substance upon substance upon substance on the damn debating table, boy.
[00:32:06]  You know it and I know it.
[00:32:08]  Andy Webcom.
[00:32:11]  Dude, shut up, dude.
[00:32:12]  All right.
[00:32:13]  First of all, I don't like being called an Andy because I ain't no Andy, but don't fucking call me a fucking webcomic.
[00:32:20]  And what is this?
[00:32:21]  IP in Go Sai 23.
[00:32:24]  Fuck off, all right?
[00:32:26]  Fuck off, dude.
[00:32:27]  All right, listen, let's have a decent show here on episode 134.
[00:32:31]  All right.
[00:32:32]  I'm just trying to enlighten some of the folks that are listening in on the internet history of yours truly, all right?
[00:32:38]  I mean, you people need to realize I am infamous.
[00:32:41]  I am infamous for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:32:44]  And I've always been underground.
[00:32:46]  Do you understand that?
[00:32:47]  Underground, Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:32:52]  Anyway, listen, I want to talk about some things here.
[00:32:54]  I want to talk a little bit about how the Democrats are jeopardizing the integrity of our country by what now, Skunkler.
[00:33:03]  Steele presents the sequel we have been working for.
[00:33:06]  IP2.
[00:33:07]  This time, Trump peas on the hooker.
[00:33:09]  All right, dude.
[00:33:10]  Listen, this has nothing to do with piss or peas or any of that shit.
[00:33:15]  All right.
[00:33:16]  IP2 is the network, you scumbags.
[00:33:20]  All right.
[00:33:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:21]  And stop calling me a webcomic in the chat room or we're going to have some serious fucking problems.
[00:33:26]  Do you understand me?
[00:33:29]  Do not call me a fucking webcomic.
[00:33:30]  I ain't no fucking webcomic.
[00:33:34]  Now, look, folks, I know I drank beer on the last broadcast.
[00:33:38]  I am not going to drink beer this broadcast.
[00:33:40]  All right.
[00:33:41]  I am not.
[00:33:42]  I'm not going to let you fucking break me.
[00:33:44]  I'm not drinking beer.
[00:33:45]  You know what I got?
[00:33:46]  I got me a can of cola.
[00:33:47]  All right.
[00:33:47]  How do you like that?
[00:33:49]  I got me a can of cola.
[00:33:50]  Listen to this.
[00:33:52]  Ah, yeah.
[00:33:53]  Nothing like good old sugar water, baby.
[00:33:55]  All right.
[00:33:56]  So cheers to everybody out there.
[00:33:58]  I am not drinking tonight.
[00:33:59]  And as a matter of fact, I'm not too sure if I'm going to be on for Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:34:04]  I've got fucking Connor McGregor Cowboy Cerroni UFC fight to watch.
[00:34:09]  So you know me.
[00:34:10]  I'm probably going to head down to Twin Peaks that has cold 29 degree fucking draft beer.
[00:34:18]  Hail Pistler.
[00:34:19]  Yeah, fuck you, whoever.
[00:34:20]  Fucking Pistler.
[00:34:22]  I'm going to be going down to Twin Peaks where they got 29 degree draft beer, where they got fucking screens all over the goddamn place, where they got ghost pepper wings, all right?
[00:34:34]  And not to mention some fucking 18 to 25 year old pieces of asses serving it to you.
[00:34:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:34:42]  And what is?
[00:34:43]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:34:44]  I'm not a webcomic.
[00:34:45]  Brittany Venti is basically a teenage girl version of you, ghost.
[00:34:49]  What?
[00:34:49]  A fake raging internet thought who survives off donations.
[00:34:54]  Fuck you.
[00:34:54]  All right.
[00:34:55]  Go fuck off.
[00:34:56]  Don't compare me to Britney Venti.
[00:34:59]  All right.
[00:34:59]  Britney Venti is a disgusting human pile of protoplasm.
[00:35:03]  What are you talking about?
[00:35:06]  I'm a webcomic.
[00:35:08]  Fuck you, you idiot.
[00:35:09]  And whoever the hell Jewish meme man for two bucks, fuck you too, man.
[00:35:14]  All right.
[00:35:15]  I mean, I know you sons of bitches, for whatever reason, are a bunch of anti-Semites.
[00:35:19]  And for whatever reason, you hate Jewish people.
[00:35:22]  I don't know.
[00:35:23]  That's your fucking problem.
[00:35:24]  Don't try to project that on me.
[00:35:26]  All right.
[00:35:27]  And you know what?
[00:35:27]  I'm not a Jew, but so what if I was?
[00:35:32]  So what if I was Jewish?
[00:35:34]  Is that so wrong?
[00:35:35]  I mean, that would make you all think differently of me, for Christ's sake.
[00:35:38]  I mean, seriously, man.
[00:35:41]  Good God.
[00:35:42]  All right, let me take a drink of this cola here.
[00:35:47]  Good stuff, dude.
[00:35:49]  Love Cola.
[00:35:51]  Anyway, let me go ahead and talk a little bit about...
[00:35:53]  And look, people said they would unsubscribe if they knew I was Jewish.
[00:35:58]  Look at all these people.
[00:35:59]  I would unsub.
[00:36:00]  Why?
[00:36:01]  Why?
[00:36:03]  I don't do the Ben Shapiro thing, okay?
[00:36:06]  I don't do the what?
[00:36:09]  I challenge you to a downhill race at midnight.
[00:36:12]  Meet me at the top of Mount Bakina.
[00:36:14]  My AE86 Springer Truino can be a bad thing.
[00:36:17]  Can you shove it up, your ass?
[00:36:18]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:36:20]  I'm tired of you idiots saying it, all right?
[00:36:23]  What is your opinion on Onision?
[00:36:25]  I am curious to hear your piece on this panel.
[00:36:28]  I think that Chris Hansen and his work says for itself, all right?
[00:36:32]  He's a fucking Woody Allen buttlove and pedophile, okay?
[00:36:35]  And look at this.
[00:36:36]  Shut up, Jewish bitch.
[00:36:38]  Dude, don't call me a fucking bitch, all right?
[00:36:41]  Don't call me a bitch.
[00:36:44]  Ghost will burn in hell.
[00:36:45]  Trump went to Epstein.
[00:36:47]  No, he did it.
[00:36:48]  That's fucking fake news.
[00:36:50]  No, he did it.
[00:36:53]  And what is this?
[00:36:54]  IP2 interrectum?
[00:36:56]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:36:57]  All right.
[00:36:57]  Don't be dissing IP2, you scumbags, all right?
[00:37:01]  Don't be dissing IP2, all right?
[00:37:04]  Son of a bitch.
[00:37:04]  Look at that.
[00:37:05]  I'm on IP2.
[00:37:06]  I don't know why Karakitti is above me.
[00:37:10]  And fucking Carl, that two-bit fucking New York autist.
[00:37:13]  And Ice Poseidon, this fucking moron.

=== Don't Diss IP2 (15:11) ===

[00:37:16]  And what the fuck is the drunken president or the peasant?
[00:37:18]  What is this shit?
[00:37:19]  What is this?
[00:37:20]  Look at this.
[00:37:21]  A bunch of fat fucks.
[00:37:23]  A bunch of fat fucks.
[00:37:25]  Great.
[00:37:26]  Stop shit talking you.
[00:37:27]  I'll let Engineer choose the YouTube channel.
[00:37:29]  Oh, look, aesthetic.
[00:37:30]  Aesthetic is responding to the pet Mexican.
[00:37:32]  Thanks for the Fiverr.
[00:37:34]  And look at this.
[00:37:34]  Oh, you're going to, oh, first of all, there's no $20, $20 there, aesthetic.
[00:37:39]  All right, but then you're going to leave it up to the engineer.
[00:37:41]  It's the engineer's choice.
[00:37:43]  The last time you gave it up to the engineer's choice, he had a video of fucking dog raping a chicken or something, man.
[00:37:52]  Anyway, let me just put it to you like this.
[00:37:54]  You people that are spreading fake news that Donald Trump was on the Epstein Island.
[00:37:59]  You're a fucking liar.
[00:38:01]  You're a goddamn liar.
[00:38:03]  And I'm tired of you sick sons of bitches trying to lie about my president.
[00:38:07]  Don't you understand that Donald Trump is the modern day George Washington?
[00:38:12]  This man selflessly ran for president so he could take away the power of this government from the criminal organization that is Washington, D.C. and give it back to the people.
[00:38:24]  But unfortunately, you folks are so fucking ignorant, you can't understand that there's some serious shit going on out here.
[00:38:32]  We got a bunch of fucking leftist shitheads that want to destroy America.
[00:38:37]  Just take a look at the Democrats.
[00:38:39]  Take a look at the Democrats.
[00:38:41]  Jewish meme man is my online handle, Ghost.
[00:38:44]  Oh, great.
[00:38:46]  Oh, yeah, well, good.
[00:38:47]  If you need any graphic design work done, let me know.
[00:38:50]  I can send you a portfolio.
[00:38:52]  Well, hey, dude, I appreciate it.
[00:38:53]  I appreciate the offer.
[00:38:54]  Cheers to you, their Jewish meme man.
[00:38:56]  Thank you very much.
[00:38:58]  But as I was stating, folks, what the Democrats are doing with this ridiculous impeachment is ruining the integrity of the country.
[00:39:06]  All right.
[00:39:07]  I mean, give me a fucking break with these stupid.
[00:39:09]  Did you hear that when Nancy Pelosi signed and officialized the articles of impeachment, she gave away pens.
[00:39:17]  Like, oh, you want a pen?
[00:39:19]  I signed the article of impeachment with this.
[00:39:24]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:39:26]  Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
[00:39:28]  All right.
[00:39:29]  Gerald Nadler and Adam Schiff should be in fucking prison right now.
[00:39:34]  They should be in fucking prison for making a mockery of the Constitution.
[00:39:40]  All right?
[00:39:41]  I mean, they are making a mockery of the Constitution, a mockery of impeachment.
[00:39:45]  And I can't believe that there's not more Americans pissed off about this shit.
[00:39:51]  How come there's not more Americans pissed off at this treason?
[00:39:57]  Laughing my ass off?
[00:39:59]  Fuck that Jew.
[00:40:00]  Listen, stop talking about Jewish people in an anti-Semitic capacity, please.
[00:40:05]  All right?
[00:40:06]  All right?
[00:40:07]  It's true.
[00:40:07]  He was on the Lolita.
[00:40:09]  You're a fucking liar, Skunkler.
[00:40:11]  You're a fucking liar.
[00:40:12]  You're a goddamn liar.
[00:40:14]  You're a damn liar.
[00:40:16]  AND HERE'S CAPILIS POLAR BEAR, BABY!
[00:40:18]  Step ghost.
[00:40:19]  Looks like we have more boring ass trolling.
[00:40:22]  Wheelchairs, Jews, webcomics, and hitler names.
[00:40:24]  Hey, that's... hey, CAPILIS POLAR BEAR, that...
[00:40:27]  That's how these people are.
[00:40:30]  You know, I'm sorry, dude.
[00:40:31]  That's the way these people are, man.
[00:40:32]  They're a bunch of autist ass burgers.
[00:40:34]  And repetition is something that, you know, they wax their carrot to, man.
[00:40:38]  There's nothing I can do about it.
[00:40:40]  But cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear for the $25 bill.
[00:40:43]  Cheers to once again Brooke412 for the $25 bill.
[00:40:46]  And cheers to Jenova Wolf, baby.
[00:40:49]  All right.
[00:40:49]  Thank you guys.
[00:40:50]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:40:51]  But as I was stating, folks, these Democrats are ruining the integrity of our government.
[00:40:57]  They're making us look like stupid fucking morons with this bogus impeachment hoax.
[00:41:04]  I mean, what are they impeaching Donald Trump for?
[00:41:07]  All right.
[00:41:08]  The two articles of impeachment are abuse of power, which is what fucking Nancy Pelosi is doing.
[00:41:14]  I mean, who anointed Nancy Pelosi and gave her the fucking authority to just hold on to articles of impeachment?
[00:41:21]  Who gave her that authority?
[00:41:23]  I am very sorry to hear that you are limited by the inferior technology.
[00:41:26]  Jesus, here's Magosi Rand Hambonius.
[00:41:30]  I can equip you with the mechanical legs we give our technology.
[00:41:33]  Oh, God.
[00:41:34]  And stop pretending that that beer is cola.
[00:41:36]  It's not a beer, dude.
[00:41:38]  It's not.
[00:41:38]  I'm serious.
[00:41:40]  I'm trying to clean out a little bit, all right?
[00:41:42]  Which is a bad thing.
[00:41:43]  All right, that fucking wheelchair symbol.
[00:41:46]  All right, we get it, asshole, all right?
[00:41:48]  But like I was saying, I'm not drinking beer, but the bottom line is, folks, is that there needs to be more people that are pissed off that the Democrats are making a mockery of our government, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:59]  And by the way, why does anybody, why would anybody dislike now, dude?
[00:42:05]  I'm not saying I'm not capitalist N-word bear.
[00:42:08]  That's some fucking piece of garbage troll.
[00:42:11]  Now, why would anybody dislike Donald Trump?
[00:42:14]  I mean, we are living in the greatest economy in American history, you numb nuts.
[00:42:19]  I mean, case in point, all right?
[00:42:20]  We're living in such a good economy that some disgusting looking bitch that fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, William Dafoe in drag, Brittany Venti, can get on and fucking make capital by having fucking neckbeards throw money at her, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:41]  All right, I mean, it's that good of an economy.
[00:42:43]  What is it, Skunkler?
[00:42:44]  Polar bear is an obvious ghost donating.
[00:42:46]  I mean, fuck off, dude.
[00:42:48]  Capitalist Polar Bear is the newest member of the inner circle, you dumb shithead.
[00:42:53]  But anyway, as I was stating, folks, this is how good the economy is, man.
[00:42:58]  I mean, you've got idiots, fucking morons like ninja and that fucking stupid, disgusting-looking Shroud out here making millions of dollars playing a fucking video game.
[00:43:11]  You couldn't do that during the Obama administration.
[00:43:15]  During the Obama administration, folks, people were scrounging around for whatever fucking pennies they had because Barack Obama and the Democrats took away economic opportunity from the country.
[00:43:27]  And as I stated many times before, all you got to do is compare Christmases.
[00:43:32]  You just went through Christmas, the New Year's.
[00:43:35]  Compare this past Trump's Christmas to Obama Christmases, baby.
[00:43:39]  There is no comparison.
[00:43:41]  Barack Obama ruined this country.
[00:43:43]  And I know that some of you millennials and you Gen Zers are upset that you have to pay tens of thousands of dollars in college debt for the next 25 years of your life.
[00:43:54]  You need to look it up and realize that it was the Democrats and Barack Obama that made that into law.
[00:44:03]  What the fuck is this?
[00:44:07]  Dude, I don't condone this.
[00:44:09]  Okay, I don't condone this racism here.
[00:44:12]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:17]  What the fuck is this idiot talking about?
[00:44:19]  Kayaks?
[00:44:20]  I'm not going to say the last name.
[00:44:22]  All right.
[00:44:23]  But anyway, the bottom line is, folks, is that you people need to get educated on who the culprits were that put you in the precarious situation that you were in.
[00:44:32]  It was Barack Obama.
[00:44:34]  It was the Democrats.
[00:44:36]  They dominated the Congress.
[00:44:38]  They had Barack Obama in the presidency.
[00:44:41]  All right.
[00:44:42]  This is why you people are indentured servants now because Barack Obama passed it into law.
[00:44:48]  And now you think that one guy who voted for it, Bernie Sanders, is going to come out and change all that?
[00:44:55]  Hey, hey, I'm Boynie Sanders, and I want to tell you that I will give you anything you want.
[00:45:01]  All you got to do is take your pennies that you got in your college debt account and put it into the Boynie Sanders campaign.
[00:45:09]  Trump and Nancy Ghostly So was on Epstein Island.
[00:45:12]  Yeah, fuck off.
[00:45:13]  All right, go fuck off.
[00:45:15]  All right.
[00:45:16]  He was not on Epstein Island, you piece of shit.
[00:45:19]  All right?
[00:45:19]  Just a reminder that James O'Keefe, owner of Project Veritas, is a failed undercover.
[00:45:24]  What a fucking lie.
[00:45:26]  What a bullshit lie, what a bullshit liar.
[00:45:30]  Are you fucking joking me?
[00:45:33]  James O'Keefe is a fucking American hero.
[00:45:36]  All right, next to Tom Fittin out of Judicial Watch.
[00:45:40]  All right, these are fucking American heroes.
[00:45:42]  What the fuck are you smoking?
[00:45:44]  Trying to say that James O'Keefe from Project Veritas is some failed undercover journalist.
[00:45:49]  This man is an American hero.
[00:45:51]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[00:45:54]  Jesus, Chris, give me my fucking drink.
[00:46:01]  I'm telling you, we really do have a bunch of leftist pieces of shit out here on the internet, huh?
[00:46:07]  A bunch of slag with a meatbag loving dolls with balls kissing, anal leakage fetish having goo cheese loving pieces of dog farting fetish shit.
[00:46:16]  I'm telling you, man, and I'm going to say it, and I'm going to say it again.
[00:46:20]  If you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you're anti-American scum.
[00:46:25]  Do you understand me?
[00:46:27]  If you're a fucking Democrat in America, you're anti-American trash.
[00:46:32]  And I'm going to tell you right now, if you're listening to my stream, if you're listening to my stream and you are a Democrat, get the fuck out of here right now.
[00:46:42]  Get the fuck out of here right now.
[00:46:44]  We don't want you here.
[00:46:46]  I don't want you listening.
[00:46:48]  So get the fuck out of here right now if you're a damn Democrat, you shithead.
[00:46:52]  Now our country's going under with the shit skins Jews have moved in.
[00:46:56]  Who the hell's donating this anti-Semitic garbage?
[00:47:00]  Who in the hell is donating this anti-Semitic garbage?
[00:47:06]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:47:08]  You guys are sick bastards out here.
[00:47:10]  You guys are sick, sons of bitches.
[00:47:12]  Don't you understand how serious this is, folks?
[00:47:15]  Don't you understand?
[00:47:17]  Trump wanted to marry Ivanka.
[00:47:19]  You didn't see those pictures of him pulling a bar fucking break.
[00:47:24]  Dude, you know what?
[00:47:24]  Whoever the fuck is doing this, you're probably paid by the Democratic Party to do this shit.
[00:47:29]  I'm not joking around because you're spreading around fake fucking news like you got CNN tattooed on your ass.
[00:47:36]  All right.
[00:47:38]  It's fucking fake news for Christ's sake.
[00:47:40]  Trump is an American hero.
[00:47:43]  He is the modern-day George Washington.
[00:47:45]  And for you people to say otherwise, a fucking lie.
[00:47:48]  You hang at KKK rallies, Ghost.
[00:47:50]  It's truly an inspiration to me.
[00:47:52]  I'm not a part of the Ku Klux Klan.
[00:47:54]  I'm not a racist, you stupid dumb assholes.
[00:47:57]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:47:59]  Do you understand that?
[00:48:00]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, baby.
[00:48:04]  All right?
[00:48:05]  Like my boy, Tyrone, my boys Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
[00:48:09]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[00:48:14]  All right.
[00:48:14]  So I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
[00:48:16]  That I'm some kind of a fucking Grand Dragon KKK racist when I have all kinds of friends.
[00:48:22]  I'm like, I'm like a Skittles bag when it comes to friends, baby.
[00:48:26]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:48:28]  I mean, I've got muck shoveling Mick friends.
[00:48:31]  I've got Kraut friends.
[00:48:33]  I've got camel jockey friends.
[00:48:35]  I've got Oriental friends.
[00:48:37]  I've got kangaroo humping friends.
[00:48:40]  All right.
[00:48:40]  I have Pooh and Aloo friends.
[00:48:42]  So I don't know what the hell you people are talking about.
[00:48:45]  All right.
[00:48:45]  That I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist or something.
[00:48:48]  All right.
[00:48:49]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, dude.
[00:48:51]  I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
[00:48:54]  All you people are doing is spreading slanderous lies about me, and I don't really fucking appreciate it, man.
[00:49:00]  I don't appreciate it for Christ's sake.
[00:49:03]  Jesus Christ, what a time to stop drinking.
[00:49:07]  What a time to stop drinking.
[00:49:08]  Anyway, listen, folks, we've got some serious stuff to talk about out here.
[00:49:12]  We need to talk about the Democrats committing outright treason.
[00:49:16]  And I'm telling you, the 2020 election is the most important election ever.
[00:49:21]  All right.
[00:49:21]  What?
[00:49:22]  Trayvon Skittlebag.
[00:49:24]  No, I'm not talking about Trayvon Martin.
[00:49:26]  Good God.
[00:49:27]  And can you believe that they recently gave like some kind of an award to Trayvon Martin's mother and father?
[00:49:35]  Are you kidding me?
[00:49:36]  Bitch, you put your son out the house.
[00:49:40]  You kicked your boy out the house.
[00:49:42]  That's why he was there.
[00:49:44]  And by the way, Trayvon's dad, he wasn't on the lease in that very prestigious condominium location that Trayvon Martin was walking around in.
[00:49:54]  All right.
[00:49:54]  He was shacking up with some white woman there at that location.
[00:49:59]  He was not on the lease.
[00:50:01]  All right.
[00:50:01]  These are facts.
[00:50:03]  These are facts.
[00:50:04]  And what is this?
[00:50:05]  A Skittles bag?
[00:50:06]  So you're a fruiter?
[00:50:07]  I knew it.
[00:50:08]  Shut up, idiot.
[00:50:09]  All right.
[00:50:10]  Fucking goddamn autists and ass burgers.
[00:50:13]  It's a metaphor, you fucking idiot.
[00:50:16]  Can't take sarcasm.
[00:50:17]  Can't take metaphors.
[00:50:19]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you fucking autistic.
[00:50:21]  You Asperger idiots are ruining everything.
[00:50:25]  All right.
[00:50:25]  You're ruining everything.
[00:50:26]  Here's Magosi Ran Hambonius.
[00:50:28]  I just heard over the Vox that the heretical faggot, our master, has fallen into disfavor on the Crippler Show's forum.
[00:50:34]  Oh, dude, let's not talk about our master from the convert him into a ministorum choir drone.
[00:50:41]  Ave David.
[00:50:42]  Listen, listen, let's not talk about forum drama.
[00:50:46]  All right, look.
[00:50:47]  Can you shut up, Magosi Ran Hambonia, you fucking dumbass?
[00:50:52]  Talk about Virginia.
[00:50:53]  I just did.
[00:50:54]  I just did.
[00:50:55]  Talk about Virginia just declared a state of emergency because of our militia storming the state house.
[00:51:00]  They're not going to storm the statehouse, okay?
[00:51:03]  It's going to be a Second Amendment rally.
[00:51:06]  It's not going to be what this fucking Virginia governor is trying to make it out to be.
[00:51:11]  Hey, what is this?
[00:51:12]  I went to Epstein.
[00:51:14]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:51:15]  I'm not saying that shit.
[00:51:17]  I'm not saying that.
[00:51:18]  I wanted legal marijuana, so you'd be too high to vote.
[00:51:21]  I thought if you got an abortion, liberal voters wouldn't grow.
[00:51:24]  What?
[00:51:24]  I want environmental tariffs so that China's growth will slow.
[00:51:27]  I wanted blacks to be disarmed with immigration.
[00:51:29]  All right, dude, libs for the wrong reasons.
[00:51:32]  Okay, look, first and foremost, folks, I can't emphasize this anymore.
[00:51:38]  Okay, if you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you hate your fucking country.
[00:51:42]  You hate American people.
[00:51:44]  Remember what the Democrats stand for.
[00:51:46]  They want open borders.
[00:51:48]  All right.
[00:51:49]  I mean, did y'all see in the first or second Democrat debate that when they were asked, do they believe that illegal immigrants should have free health care?
[00:51:57]  They all raised their hands.
[00:51:59]  All the candidates running for office raised their hands stating that illegal immigrants deserve free health care.
[00:52:06]  And folks, if you're an American, you don't even have free health care.
[00:52:11]  So what does that mean?
[00:52:12]  For all you folks that are out there suffering from high prices of drug prices, high insurance premiums.
[00:52:18]  I mean, what does that mean?
[00:52:19]  Does that mean that the next time you go to the hospital, you should just say, yeah, and say that your fucking last name is Fuentes or some shit?

=== Illegal Immigrants Deserve Care (14:41) ===

[00:52:27]  Give me a fucking break, man.
[00:52:30]  All right, give me a fucking break.
[00:52:31]  Anyway, the bottom line is, folks, is that you people that are Democrats, you don't care about America.
[00:52:38]  You don't care about America.
[00:52:40]  You people would rather take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on America while everybody's drowning in your goddamn fucking disgusting bodily fluids.
[00:52:51]  And I'm telling you, I don't like Democrats anymore.
[00:52:54]  And I'm telling you right now, I wouldn't be in the same room as a Democrat.
[00:52:58]  I wouldn't want to talk to a Democrat.
[00:53:00]  I wouldn't even want to see a Democrat in their fucking beady eyes.
[00:53:03]  I'm sick of these pieces of shit.
[00:53:06]  And what is this?
[00:53:07]  Ghost trivia.
[00:53:08]  What the hell is this?
[00:53:08]  On episode 84 of The Ghost Show, Ghost admitted donating money and trafficking arms to the African ear resistance movie to help support the apartheid.
[00:53:19]  I never said that.
[00:53:20]  Dude, that's a fucking lie.
[00:53:22]  I've never said that.
[00:53:23]  This guy's a fucking fuck you.
[00:53:26]  All right.
[00:53:27]  Stop trying to spread fucking lies for Christ's sake.
[00:53:29]  You know who I did help during the 2009 revolution was the Iranians.
[00:53:35]  I helped the Iranians.
[00:53:36]  We helped organize the demonstrations.
[00:53:39]  We helped organize what to say.
[00:53:41]  We helped organize the message on the old voice chat community Pal Talk.
[00:53:46]  And folks, I was the only one during 2009.
[00:53:50]  You can look back in the fucking archive.
[00:53:53]  I was the only one back then advocating that we do something to the Iranian revolution that was raising up against the Ayatollah.
[00:54:01]  And by God, nobody did a goddamn thing.
[00:54:05]  It fell on deaf ears.
[00:54:08]  And what is this?
[00:54:08]  I rolled to Epstein.
[00:54:10]  Fuck you and the fucking Epstein trolls, all right?
[00:54:14]  Donald Trump never went to Epstein Island.
[00:54:17]  That is fucking fake news.
[00:54:19]  Shut the fuck up, you herpy schlong-licking, pause hole-sniffing, bad, period-smelling pieces of anal cheese-loving shit.
[00:54:28]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[00:54:30]  You goddamn son of a bitch.
[00:54:34]  Anyway, folks, look, I'm sorry.
[00:54:36]  I'm going off keester here.
[00:54:38]  You got a bunch of people fucking donating.
[00:54:40]  They're trying to rile me up.
[00:54:41]  They're trying to discombobulate me.
[00:54:44]  I'm in sober mind.
[00:54:45]  All right.
[00:54:46]  I'm not drinking beer.
[00:54:47]  Okay.
[00:54:48]  So please bear with me, folks.
[00:54:50]  We're in 250 different directions.
[00:54:52]  It's because of these fucking cyber vermin that are listening to me.
[00:54:55]  What is this?
[00:54:56]  Racist redneck rebels.
[00:54:57]  Slavery is going on today.
[00:54:59]  You can buy a woman or a man.
[00:55:01]  It's happening over in Africa.
[00:55:03]  Oh, yeah.
[00:55:04]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:55:08]  You're damn right.
[00:55:09]  Hey.
[00:55:10]  Racist redneck rebels.
[00:55:12]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:55:14]  And by the way, not only are they selling slaves in Sudan, but they're also selling slaves in Libya.
[00:55:22]  And who took out Libya?
[00:55:24]  It was Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
[00:55:27]  Libya is now a terrorist fucking hellhole.
[00:55:31]  And all the damn North Africans that are black are being sold into slavery, huh?
[00:55:36]  I'm telling you, you black folks that follow Barack Obama and think that this son of a bitch is, I don't know, black Jesus or something, he has thrown you folks back at least 50 to 60 years economically, politically, and socially.
[00:55:52]  I think it's a goddamn shame.
[00:55:54]  I think it's a goddamn shame.
[00:55:56]  And you know what?
[00:55:56]  Barack Obama, he goes around.
[00:55:58]  He's kicking it with George Clooney now.
[00:56:01]  All right, he's out there hobnobbing with fucking Holly Weird and those pedophiles, for Christ's sake, not giving two shits about it.
[00:56:08]  I mean, what Barack Obama did to the black community is a fucking Ku Klux Klan leader's dream.
[00:56:16]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:56:17]  What is this?
[00:56:18]  I'm going to Jeff Rees.
[00:56:20]  Fuck you, asshole.
[00:56:21]  All right.
[00:56:22]  Go fuck off.
[00:56:23]  I'm not joking what Barack Obama did to the black community.
[00:56:27]  I mean, a Ku Klux Klan member couldn't have thought this up.
[00:56:31]  I mean, I mean, let's be honest, folks.
[00:56:32]  I mean, take a look at the crime statistics.
[00:56:35]  Take a look at the welfare statistics.
[00:56:38]  I mean, it is sad.
[00:56:39]  You know that the highest rate of abortions come from black women.
[00:56:45]  Black women.
[00:56:46]  Nobody talks about that.
[00:56:48]  Did you hear about the DNC official going to the EU to talk about trade and military dealing in anticipation of a possible Democrat president?
[00:56:56]  That's John Kerry.
[00:56:57]  Isn't this illegal?
[00:56:58]  It is.
[00:57:02]  Dude, that's John Kerry, Ted Cook.
[00:57:04]  That's John Kerry and that envoy.
[00:57:06]  Guys, I want to let you all know that this racist old prune swatted me while I was driving.
[00:57:11]  Oh, fuck off.
[00:57:12]  He got me pulled over.
[00:57:14]  Oh, fuck off, Burger Planet.
[00:57:15]  Go fucking shove it up your ass.
[00:57:18]  I never did that.
[00:57:19]  And that better not be the real Burger Planet.
[00:57:21]  All right.
[00:57:22]  And if it is, your streams suck now, dude.
[00:57:25]  They suck.
[00:57:25]  Why don't you just get loaded and be a bloated fucking ginger going up and sexually harassing women?
[00:57:31]  That was content, you fat fucking loser.
[00:57:34]  All right?
[00:57:35]  Nobody cares about you and your stupid fucking autism.
[00:57:39]  And you're like, hey, look at me.
[00:57:41]  I can spontaneously go into different voices and pretend I'm a fucking fat fucking ginger cartoon.
[00:57:46]  Nobody cares about your skits.
[00:57:48]  Nobody cares about your shitbag fucking comedy.
[00:57:51]  All right.
[00:57:52]  I mean, why don't you go back to fucking drinking copious amounts of alcohol and sexually harassing women?
[00:57:58]  And that'll be some decent content.
[00:57:59]  You'll get donos again.
[00:58:00]  I guarantee it, Burger fucking planet.
[00:58:02]  All right?
[00:58:04]  How many black slaves have imported from Libya ghost?
[00:58:08]  I haven't.
[00:58:10]  Do you rate them to create malachi?
[00:58:11]  I haven't.
[00:58:12]  Dude, shut up.
[00:58:13]  All right, just shut your stupid mouth.
[00:58:15]  All right.
[00:58:16]  Civil war America.
[00:58:17]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[00:58:18]  All right.
[00:58:20]  All right, but that's Barack Obama's doing her.
[00:58:22]  Remember, that's who took out Gaddafi out of Libya, man.
[00:58:25]  It was Barack Obama and goddamn Hillary Clinton.
[00:58:28]  And that's why there's slavery, legal slavery in Libya right now.
[00:58:32]  But is anybody talking about that?
[00:58:34]  Huh?
[00:58:35]  What about Tariq Nasheed?
[00:58:37]  Hey, Tariq Nasheed, you talking about that, you stupid wannabe piece of trash?
[00:58:41]  And by the way, y'all know that Tariq Nasheed, before he became, you know, fucking scuffed Malcolm X, he was a booty rapper.
[00:58:50]  Metaphor for you, my friend.
[00:58:51]  Ghost as greedy as a pig.
[00:58:53]  Yeah, you know, go shove it up your ass, skunkler.
[00:58:56]  All right, can you, you know, I'm tired of you skunklers.
[00:58:58]  I want you to sit there and shut up already, man.
[00:59:00]  All right, what is this?
[00:59:01]  Trump leader express.
[00:59:03]  Listen, stop this shit.
[00:59:06]  You're fucking spreading fake news that goddamn Trump was on anywhere near Epstein Island.
[00:59:12]  You're a fucking liar.
[00:59:14]  You people are fucking liars.
[00:59:16]  So stop being fake news.
[00:59:18]  All right.
[00:59:19]  Let me tell you something.
[00:59:20]  These Democrats are the ones that are the enemies of America.
[00:59:24]  Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
[00:59:26]  All right.
[00:59:26]  Gerald fat jelly ass Nadler.
[00:59:29]  All right.
[00:59:30]  Fucking that dumbass fucking Adam Schiff.
[00:59:32]  These people hate their country.
[00:59:34]  They are ruining America.
[00:59:37]  Johnny Walker, aged 18 years, is made using whiskeys that have matured for at least carefully chosen for their flavor and quality.
[00:59:46]  These whiskeys make hella sick.
[00:59:50]  Well, thank you for enlightening us on that there, Johnny Walker.
[00:59:54]  All right.
[00:59:55]  Hot GILF gets BBC.
[00:59:58]  What the hell?
[00:59:58]  ...that disabled cuck husband watches and soaks and comes in his wheelchair while complaining about fake politics to fall off.
[01:00:04]  Go fuck off!
[01:00:06]  All right.
[01:00:06]  Go fuck off.
[01:00:08]  It's great.
[01:00:08]  Searching porn.
[01:00:09]  Why are you looking for black guys anyway, man?
[01:00:11]  If you're not black, why are you looking for black guys?
[01:00:14]  All right.
[01:00:16]  And by the way, the beautiful part about Pornhub, I'm not, you know, promoting that site, but it'll actually show you a map of the United States and shows you what kind of sick, demented pornographic material each state is searching for in every part of the country.
[01:00:32]  It's amazing.
[01:00:32]  It's amazing.
[01:00:34]  Now, look, not, I don't even know if I should be saying this, but not to get off the subject.
[01:00:40]  Somebody sent me a pornographic clip, okay?
[01:00:44]  And I'm not joking around.
[01:00:46]  It was of a bunch of black guys.
[01:00:48]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:00:49]  Hold on.
[01:00:49]  I got to tell you.
[01:00:50]  What is this?
[01:00:51]  Don Frey Trump Steel.
[01:00:53]  Go fuck off.
[01:00:54]  All right.
[01:00:54]  Go fuck off.
[01:00:56]  Anyway, it was a group of black guys that were banging some black chick, like some gang initiation or some shit like that, right?
[01:01:06]  Trump killed Epstein to hide his countless Ivanka penetration.
[01:01:09]  Yeah, fuck you, man.
[01:01:11]  This is fake fucking news.
[01:01:13]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:01:15]  And Gizstain wheelchair, go fuck yourself, all right?
[01:01:19]  Anyway, I'm not going to play it, fucking Pet Mexican.
[01:01:23]  Shuff it up your ass.
[01:01:24]  Believe it or not, they were running a train on this girl, and guess what they were using as a prophylactic, as protection from pregnancy or, you know, STDs?
[01:01:38]  A plastic bag.
[01:01:41]  A plastic fucking bag.
[01:01:44]  I'm not fucking joking, dude.
[01:01:47]  They put a fucking plastic bag, and they were like, there was like plastic bag flaps out this broads, the JJ, and each and every one of these brothers were like, yeah, baby, yeah.
[01:02:01]  I have approached my lawyer about this blatant trademark theft.
[01:02:05]  Stop making a lot of money.
[01:02:07]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:02:08]  I'm telling a story here.
[01:02:10]  True Jewish racist hamlet.
[01:02:11]  I'm telling a story here.
[01:02:16]  All right, yeah, all right, go suck it.
[01:02:18]  All right, go suck it.
[01:02:19]  I'm talking about black people and their form of contraception, okay?
[01:02:24]  I am not joking.
[01:02:25]  I saw this on Pornhub.
[01:02:27]  It's a bunch of black guys banging some black chick, and there's literally a plastic bag that they're using.
[01:02:34]  I am not kidding.
[01:02:36]  I am not joking.
[01:02:37]  It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
[01:02:39]  And why is it?
[01:02:40]  What?
[01:02:41]  What, Skunkler?
[01:02:43]  Was it a Home Depot bag?
[01:02:45]  And play the video or you're scamming.
[01:02:47]  I'm not playing the fucking video for Christ.
[01:02:49]  What are you?
[01:02:50]  I'm not playing the video.
[01:02:52]  Go look for it for yourself, dude.
[01:02:53]  I'm just saying that this is the kind of shit that is on the internet, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:59]  And by the way, this is possibly the reason that we have so much single-parent families in the urban community.
[01:03:07]  I'm just saying.
[01:03:08]  A plastic bag?
[01:03:09]  How many times did you visit Epstein Island Ghost?
[01:03:12]  Fuck off.
[01:03:13]  Fuck you.
[01:03:14]  All right.
[01:03:15]  So nobody would figure out how many preteen girls you did.
[01:03:18]  Fuck off.
[01:03:19]  Ghost is one of the most prolific predators, racists, and confidence.
[01:03:23]  You know what?
[01:03:23]  Go fuck off for Christ.
[01:03:25]  You know what, man?
[01:03:25]  Go whoever the hell donated that, go shove it up your ass, man.
[01:03:29]  All right.
[01:03:30]  I mean, you guys act as if I'm some fucking ugly, disgusting, neck-bearded incel like you, sons of bitches.
[01:03:36]  All right.
[01:03:37]  Now, look, I'm not the greatest-looking guy in the world.
[01:03:39]  Don't get me wrong.
[01:03:40]  All right.
[01:03:40]  I got a little bit of a beer gut.
[01:03:41]  I'm trying to lose that, by the way.
[01:03:44]  And, you know, I'm not the perfect guy in the world, but I'm telling you right now, women can fucking sense my manly dominance.
[01:03:51]  There's like a fucking aura that I've got around me, man.
[01:03:54]  And I'm telling you right now, whenever I enter into a room, women that have their backs towards me just miraculously out of just sheer instinct look back and take a look at me that just entered the fucking room for Christ's sake, man.
[01:04:08]  I'm not even joking.
[01:04:10]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:04:12]  I'm out with my wife, Mrs. Ghost, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:15]  And I've got women trying to pull the fucking balls out of my pants right in front of Mrs. Ghost for Christ's sake.
[01:04:20]  I mean, I'm that much of a fucking badass out here.
[01:04:23]  You want to know why?
[01:04:24]  It's because I walk around like I own everything.
[01:04:26]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:27]  Because I'm a fucking capitalist.
[01:04:29]  You know, when they look at old ghost over here, they look at somebody who's in charge.
[01:04:33]  They look at somebody who can conquer obstacles, who can make things done.
[01:04:38]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:38]  That's the way it is.
[01:04:40]  All right.
[01:04:40]  So I don't know why you guys are over here trying to say that I'm some kind of a fucking incel neckbeard like you sons of bitches.
[01:04:48]  All right.
[01:04:48]  I ain't.
[01:04:49]  All right.
[01:04:50]  And by the way, well, never mind.
[01:04:52]  Let's just move on, please.
[01:04:53]  What is this?
[01:04:54]  DJ Hambroni.
[01:04:55]  Fat neckbeard disabled man cum tributes lowly Donald Trumpstein ruining the country while showing off his democratic pride and Jewish heritage.
[01:05:02]  You're a fucking idiot, DJ Hambroni.
[01:05:05]  Of course, it's a fucking brony, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:07]  Share the link with the chat, you fat shit.
[01:05:09]  I'm not sharing the fucking link.
[01:05:11]  Why?
[01:05:11]  Why, Skunkler?
[01:05:14]  Why, Skunkler?
[01:05:15]  Are you one of them people that like, you know, black guys doing your women?
[01:05:19]  What the fuck is up with that new episode?
[01:05:21]  I mean, I understand, you know, you want to bring in a third party so you and your partner can both have a good time with this third party.
[01:05:30]  But what is it with fucking white dudes allowing their goddamn women to be balled to death by a gang of blacks while they're behind a lampshade with a handy cam filming this shit?
[01:05:43]  I mean, what the fuck is this about, man?
[01:05:45]  And how did this become some kind of like sexual taboo?
[01:05:49]  I mean, this is disgusting, man.
[01:05:51]  I mean, this is literally disgusting.
[01:05:53]  I don't understand.
[01:05:54]  I mean, is it the purpose of bringing in somebody else into your bedroom so that you and your significant other can fucking get off using this third party?
[01:06:04]  I mean, that's just logical.
[01:06:06]  That's just a logical thing.
[01:06:08]  No.
[01:06:09]  No.
[01:06:09]  Here we have this new sexual taboo, this cuckholding.
[01:06:14]  All right.
[01:06:14]  You cuckhold connoisseurs, you know what I'm talking about.
[01:06:17]  Where the husband allows a gang of blacks.
[01:06:21]  Where do they get a gang of blacks from?
[01:06:23]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:23]  I mean, this is more than common, folks.
[01:06:26]  Go.
[01:06:26]  I'm not even going to tell you where to go, but this is more than common.
[01:06:30]  Where do these white guys find a gang of blacks?
[01:06:33]  You watched it.
[01:06:33]  Or was this white lady your wife or granny?
[01:06:36]  Type cuck in the chat.
[01:06:37]  Hey, Skunkler.
[01:06:39]  It's all over the place, folks.
[01:06:40]  There's a, uh...
[01:06:41]  There's actually a pornographic site that is the YouTube of pornography.
[01:06:47]  And I'm not going to tell you what it is, folks.
[01:06:48]  It's a bunch of fucking dumb, fat, disgusting people putting themselves up there thinking that they're getting other people off.
[01:06:56]  But believe it or not, all right, but believe it or not, there is a humongous plethora of people posting their cuckhold connoisseur sessions, and it's utterly disgusting.
[01:07:06]  I can't believe that this is even a thing.

=== Gang Of Blacks (07:43) ===

[01:07:09]  I can't believe it.
[01:07:10]  My search for Imperial Records on the one you call Donald Christopher.
[01:07:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:15]  Apparently, he was a dim-witted leader of a country in ancient terror with a fourth-grade.
[01:07:19]  You know, a mango C Ran Hambonius, can you shove it up your damn cornhole?
[01:07:24]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair.
[01:07:25]  Yeah, wheelchair symbol.
[01:07:26]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[01:07:29]  All right, shut up.
[01:07:30]  Here, take a whiff of this.
[01:07:32]  Take a whiff of that, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:07:35]  Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
[01:07:39]  All right, take a whiff.
[01:07:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:43]  Look, folks, all right?
[01:07:45]  This is serious business, and I don't understand why no people aren't up in arms as I am about the Democrats right now ruining the country.
[01:07:55]  And I'm going to tell you one Mogan.
[01:07:57]  I'm going to tell you one Mo again.
[01:07:59]  If you're a Democrat in modern day America, you're anti-American scum.
[01:08:02]  Do you understand me?
[01:08:04]  If you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you're anti-American scum.
[01:08:08]  And I want you to get off my goddamn stream right now.
[01:08:11]  I want you to get off my broadcast right now if you're a goddamn Democrat.
[01:08:15]  You're a piece of trash.
[01:08:18]  Fucking idiots.
[01:08:19]  You're a bunch of diaper fucking eating, fucking dingleberry extracting pieces of shit.
[01:08:25]  And what is this?
[01:08:26]  Ted Cook goes, can Trump get Blackwater involved in regards to this illegal impeachment and arrest Nancy Pelosi?
[01:08:33]  Dude, I don't know if that's even possible because then the American military will come in.
[01:08:40]  I have no idea.
[01:08:42]  I have no idea, dude.
[01:08:44]  Ted Cook, that's a good question.
[01:08:45]  Because your penis no longer works because you're paralyzed?
[01:08:48]  I do kind of feel bad now.
[01:08:50]  You know what, Skunkler?
[01:08:51]  Let me tell you something.
[01:08:52]  My schlong can go up your mother's snatch pipe and come out of her mouth, all right?
[01:08:57]  That's how big it is.
[01:08:58]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[01:09:00]  I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs, and it's a shame that all you've got is a goddamn one and a half inch micro penis that looks like the equivalent of a fucking mushroom coming out of a fucking cow patty.
[01:09:15]  All right, but that's not my fucking problem.
[01:09:17]  All right.
[01:09:17]  You're the one that's projecting for Christ's sake.
[01:09:20]  So sit there and shut your goddamn cornhole.
[01:09:23]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:09:24]  What the fuck am I doing here?
[01:09:26]  I mean, what the fuck am I doing here?
[01:09:28]  I mean, we should be talking about these fucking Democrats ruining the country.
[01:09:33]  Do you understand that?
[01:09:35]  And that's why 2020, this next election, is the most important election in American history.
[01:09:41]  You need to vote all the way down Republican ticket.
[01:09:44]  That's all there is to it.
[01:09:46]  You need to vote all the way down Republican ticket because if we don't, we're going to have these disgusting, despicable human beings that are called Democrats that are far left that are going to out tax the live and be Jesus out of everybody and is going to equally distribute misery just like Barack Obama and the Democrats did during his tenure.
[01:10:06]  Do you understand that?
[01:10:07]  There is no other choice.
[01:10:10]  There is no other choice.
[01:10:11]  And as I stated before, and I'm going to state it again, I'm going to continue to state it.
[01:10:15]  Bernie Sanders will not be the nominee.
[01:10:18]  He will not be the nominee.
[01:10:20]  Wheelchair cuckery.
[01:10:22]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:10:22]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:10:24]  All right.
[01:10:25]  All right.
[01:10:25]  Everything from the waist down works.
[01:10:27]  All right.
[01:10:28]  What are you talking?
[01:10:29]  Aesthetic.
[01:10:30]  I don't get the whole cuck holding thing.
[01:10:32]  Neither do I.
[01:10:32]  It's not that hard to please women.
[01:10:34]  Had a girl over the other night and she came 15 times.
[01:10:39]  Jimmy.
[01:10:39]  All right.
[01:10:40]  Calm down, aesthetic.
[01:10:42]  Calm down.
[01:10:43]  You had a girl over, made her come 15 times.
[01:10:46]  All right.
[01:10:47]  All right.
[01:10:48]  Audio or it didn't happen.
[01:10:50]  All right.
[01:10:50]  Give me a fucking hat or coming 15 times.
[01:10:52]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:10:54]  What did you have her on a scion?
[01:10:56]  Or the Sibian?
[01:10:57]  Did you have her on one of those Sibian's?
[01:10:59]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:11:00]  Fucking.
[01:11:01]  You don't understand, mate.
[01:11:03]  Yeah, I had this brewing and I had it coming about 15 times, mate.
[01:11:07]  I gave you the old kangaroo head up the O for JJ and I made it come about 15 times.
[01:11:14]  Know what I mean?
[01:11:16]  The fuck out of here.
[01:11:17]  I mean, I mean, come on.
[01:11:19]  And you see, I don't understand why people hate Trump, you know.
[01:11:23]  And whenever there's a microphone in front of some leftist's face, and when they're asked the question, what do you hate about Trump?
[01:11:28]  The first thing that comes out of their mouth is, oh, he said that he grabs women by the pussies.
[01:11:36]  I mean, did y'all hear what me and aesthetic, you know, the correspondence we just had?
[01:11:41]  That's locker room talk.
[01:11:42]  This is what men used to talk about.
[01:11:44]  You know, whenever, whenever they would, you know, whenever men would get together and talk about things, you know, this is what we would talk about.
[01:11:56]  Vermin Supreme.
[01:11:58]  I will give a free pony to all Americans, and I will take it.
[01:12:02]  Is that guy still alive?
[01:12:04]  A vote for Vermin as a vote completely thrown away.
[01:12:06]  Does he still wear that boot on his head?
[01:12:08]  Is he still alive, dude?
[01:12:10]  Because that dude was running for president back in 2008, for fuck's sake.
[01:12:14]  All right, it is 2020.
[01:12:16]  Is he still alive?
[01:12:17]  I don't even know if that son of a bitch is still alive.
[01:12:19]  He's still alive.
[01:12:21]  All right.
[01:12:21]  I mean, does he have all his faculties or is he like a Bernie fucking Frail Sanders and shit?
[01:12:27]  Anyway, as I was stating, folks, okay, the first thing that come out of fucking leftists' mouths is that, oh, you know what?
[01:12:35]  He's a racist.
[01:12:36]  Trump's a racist.
[01:12:37]  And he said that he grabbed women by the pussy.
[01:12:42]  Like I was stating, just take a listen to the correspondence that we just had here, me and aesthetic.
[01:12:47]  This is the way guys talk.
[01:12:50]  All right, this is the way guys talk.
[01:12:51]  I know you women, you want some perfect gentleman that sings to you and serenates you from your window of your fucking bedroom and read you impromptu sonnets to give you that romantic feeling and all that shit.
[01:13:06]  That's not how fucking men are.
[01:13:08]  All right.
[01:13:10]  And by the way, if you do have a man that is like that, I would question whether or not he even likes vagina.
[01:13:15]  Okay.
[01:13:16]  I'm just saying.
[01:13:18]  I'm just saying.
[01:13:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:20]  Anyway, folks, I don't know why.
[01:13:23]  Why do anybody who's leftist, somebody please tell me why you hate Donald Trump?
[01:13:27]  And don't tell me that he's a racist because he's not.
[01:13:29]  All right.
[01:13:30]  I mean, look at the policies that he's pushed through.
[01:13:33]  Every minority group in America is at the lowest unemployment in American history.
[01:13:39]  I don't understand.
[01:13:40]  Why do you hate Donald Trump?
[01:13:42]  Every goddamn policy Donald Trump has passed has been pro-America.
[01:13:47]  I mean, we're at 3.5% unemployment for fuck's sake, dude.
[01:13:52]  I mean, the wages have grown up.
[01:13:55]  I mean, I don't understand.
[01:13:56]  What is it that you people hate?
[01:13:58]  He just signed in two new trade deals.
[01:14:02]  All right, the Phase I China deal and the USMCA, which is the trade deal between United States, Mexico, and Canada.
[01:14:09]  And these two deals are going to bring in billions of dollars into the United States that the United States never had circulating in their economy prior to the renegotiations of these trade deals.
[01:14:22]  I mean, we've set, I don't know how many records in the goddamn stock market, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:28]  I mean, there are more jobs and there are people looking for jobs.
[01:14:32]  There are more people right now working than at any other time in American history.
[01:14:37]  My wife watches her fat, disabled, small dick cuck soak his wheelchair while you're talking about.
[01:14:41]  All right, dude, fuck you.
[01:14:42]  Whoever the hell this DJ Hambroni is, fuck you.
[01:14:45]  Also, I can't believe Donald Trump hasn't come with how hard you dick ride him.
[01:14:49]  Yeah, fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:14:51]  All right, fuck you.

=== Fuck You Brony (14:50) ===

[01:14:52]  You're a fucking brony, so go shove a horsehead up your ass.
[01:14:56]  And what is this?
[01:14:59]  Fuck you, man.
[01:15:00]  God damn it.
[01:15:01]  Shut up.
[01:15:04]  What?
[01:15:05]  What now, Mago C. Ran Hambonius?
[01:15:12]  What?
[01:15:12]  Engineers Seaman, Beer You Pretend is Cola, Miller Light, I believe, and traces of the virus known as HIV.
[01:15:19]  Fuck you.
[01:15:20]  You took bad meat in the can at ACI Scambone.
[01:15:23]  Yeah, ACI, you want to know why I know about ACI, you sons of bitches?
[01:15:27]  Because you fucking trolls left reviews for that fucking bathhouse in my fucking name.
[01:15:35]  So fuck you!
[01:15:39]  Fucking asshole trolls, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:41]  I'm not joking, folks.
[01:15:42]  That's the only reason why I know what the ACI is.
[01:15:45]  It's a local bathhouse here in San Antonio, Texas.
[01:15:48]  And the only reason I know about it is because these fucking trolls think they're so cute and they fucking post reviews of the bathhouse in my fucking name.
[01:15:59]  I can't find the porno.
[01:16:01]  Please share the name.
[01:16:04]  I'm not sharing the name for Christ's sake.
[01:16:08]  I mean, Skunkler, what the fuck's your problem?
[01:16:10]  You actually want to see some brothers give it to some sister using a plastic bag as a prophylactic?
[01:16:16]  I was shocked to see it.
[01:16:18]  I was like, good God, man.
[01:16:19]  I mean, what the fuck?
[01:16:21]  How much is a condom?
[01:16:23]  How much is a condom?
[01:16:24]  You know that?
[01:16:25]  You know how much condoms were back in my old days?
[01:16:28]  You want to know how much they were?
[01:16:30]  I don't know.
[01:16:31]  We never used it.
[01:16:35]  There was no AIDS back then, baby.
[01:16:38]  There was no AIDS.
[01:16:40]  Anyway, look, sorry about that.
[01:16:42]  I don't mean to rub it in your faces there, young people, but it is what it is, all right?
[01:16:46]  It is what it is.
[01:16:48]  Anyway, let me move on here, okay?
[01:16:51]  Ghost AIDS confirmed.
[01:16:53]  I ain't got no fucking AIDS.
[01:16:54]  What are you talking about?
[01:16:56]  I ain't got no fucking AIDS.
[01:16:58]  And by the way, my pullout game was fucking the best.
[01:17:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:17:02]  I mean, that's one thing my daddy taught me that I can give him some props for.
[01:17:06]  He said, son, never ejaculate into a vagina.
[01:17:11]  And what you need to do is you need to shoot it in their ass, their faces, you know, something like that.
[01:17:16]  That's what he said.
[01:17:18]  And I didn't have any children until I got married.
[01:17:21]  And then when I got married, you know, the rest is history, et cetera, et cetera.
[01:17:24]  And no, I never had gonorrhea, the clap, or any of that bullshit.
[01:17:29]  I don't have the herpes or the warts or fucking any of that garbage.
[01:17:33]  Just take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with all that talk.
[01:17:37]  All right?
[01:17:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:17:41]  Anyway, let me continue on here because I think it's very serious.
[01:17:46]  This impeachment process.
[01:17:48]  We need to realize that it's an utter joke.
[01:17:51]  All right.
[01:17:51]  And you know what's really sad is that these Democrats think that this is going to win them brownie points in the 2020 election.
[01:17:59]  And at the same time, they think that people are going to be paying attention to this political theater pump.
[01:18:05]  Nobody's going to be paying attention to this stupid dumb bullshit.
[01:18:08]  I mean, did y'all see the formalities today on this whole political theater pump of impeachment?
[01:18:14]  You had plastic face Pelosi over here.
[01:18:16]  Here I am.
[01:18:17]  I'm signing the articles of impeachment and I'm giving away pens.
[01:18:22]  Your dad showed you the pullout game.
[01:18:24]  I'm glad he never got your trans-testicle aspect.
[01:18:27]  Now fuck you, dude.
[01:18:29]  All right.
[01:18:29]  Go fuck yourself.
[01:18:30]  You know what, Skunkler?
[01:18:31]  You're really starting to piss me off, dude.
[01:18:33]  You know that, Skunkler?
[01:18:34]  Where the fuck did you come from?
[01:18:36]  All right.
[01:18:36]  Now all of a sudden, you're coming out.
[01:18:38]  You're talking mad shit.
[01:18:40]  You're lucky that you're on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
[01:18:44]  Because if we were in some kind of a barroom right now, I would severely beat the living be Jesus out of you.
[01:18:50]  You understand me?
[01:18:51]  I would leave you in a puddle of your own blood and piss on the floor.
[01:18:55]  And all everybody can do is look back at me with their fucking jaws dropped saying, oh my God.
[01:19:02]  I mean, I'm a bad man, folks.
[01:19:04]  I mean, I don't think you people understand this.
[01:19:06]  I get into bar brawls for exercise.
[01:19:08]  Do you understand this?
[01:19:10]  I mean, I'm a bad motherfucker, alright?
[01:19:12]  And I've said this before, and I'm going to say it one Mo again.
[01:19:16]  I could clench my fucking fist, put them in my pockets, go outside walking, and be arrested for carrying lethal weapons, motherfucker.
[01:19:26]  I'm a bad motherfucker, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:19:29]  Are you shitting me?
[01:19:31]  I'm going to tell you something right now.
[01:19:33]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[01:19:35]  All right, you don't want none of me.
[01:19:37]  You do not want none of me.
[01:19:38]  I'd beat you into a bloody pulp, boy, if you came up to me trying to run your gator.
[01:19:43]  You understand that?
[01:19:45]  And let me tell you something.
[01:19:46]  You people that are running your gator in here.
[01:19:48]  I'm talking to you stupid sons of bitches in the chat room talking loud garbage.
[01:19:52]  If I knew where the fuck you lived, I would go to your house, beat your ass, fuck your wife, kick your dog, and drown your goldfish.
[01:20:02]  And that ain't no bullshit, boy.
[01:20:05]  That ain't no bullshit.
[01:20:06]  I'm a bad man.
[01:20:07]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[01:20:09]  I'll tell you that.
[01:20:11]  And what is this?
[01:20:11]  Pettus, you can beat my ass all night.
[01:20:14]  Just remember to pull out my bear?
[01:20:16]  What the fuck?
[01:20:17]  What the fuck does that mean, Pettus?
[01:20:19]  I always knew you were a fruit bowl that wanted to take a whiff of my butt crack, but take about 10 steps away from it, you sick bastard.
[01:20:27]  The sign on my ass says do not enter, you motherfucker, all right?
[01:20:33]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:20:35]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:20:37]  I'm telling you.
[01:20:38]  And you know what?
[01:20:38]  What would Pettus do?
[01:20:39]  You know, Pettus sounds to me, you know, we never heard his voice because he probably sounds like fucking Keen Scarce over here.
[01:20:46]  How you doing, guys?
[01:20:48]  This is Pettus.
[01:20:49]  And this is my voice.
[01:20:52]  And you know what I'm saying?
[01:20:55]  Just imagine if somebody like that went to prison, huh?
[01:20:58]  I mean, what would you do, Pettis?
[01:21:01]  What would you do?
[01:21:02]  Mr. Albin, make sure you get too angry this show.
[01:21:05]  Stressed off.
[01:21:06]  Who the fuck is this nurse, Jessica?
[01:21:08]  Can you fuck off?
[01:21:10]  Seriously, can you fuck off?
[01:21:16]  Son of a bitch.
[01:21:17]  I mean, what would you do, Pettus?
[01:21:19]  What would you do?
[01:21:20]  You know what you would do?
[01:21:22]  I don't want to get my asshole raped, so you know what I'm going to do?
[01:21:25]  I'm not going to clean my ass.
[01:21:27]  I'm going to have a dirty ass.
[01:21:30]  And when they come to try to rape me and it's, you know, filled with, you know, taint and crustated dingleberries and mushrooms, they're not going to want that ass.
[01:21:41]  They're not going to want Pettis ass after that.
[01:21:44]  Is that it, Pettis?
[01:21:45]  Huh?
[01:21:46]  Fucking, no, in prison, I would probably, look at Pettis.
[01:21:49]  He admitted he would take it up his ass.
[01:21:50]  Look at him.
[01:21:51]  I probably would take it up the butt.
[01:21:53]  Look at this fucking fruit bowl.
[01:21:55]  I knew it, man.
[01:21:56]  I knew.
[01:21:56]  Is that how you're going to do it?
[01:21:57]  Is that how you're going to get by in prison there, Pettis?
[01:21:59]  How are you going to have daddy, you know, take care of you for Christ's sake?
[01:22:03]  Huh?
[01:22:04]  They're going to put a ruse on you, tuck your sack back and shit, maybe put a fucking wig on you, huh?
[01:22:10]  Fucking fruit bowl.
[01:22:12]  I always knew you were an ass blast enthusiast there, fucking Pettis.
[01:22:16]  I always knew it, man.
[01:22:17]  I always knew it.
[01:22:18]  And what now, Skunkler?
[01:22:20]  Wanna go then, ghost?
[01:22:22]  What?
[01:22:22]  I'd kick your ass and curb stomp your face in, you stupid old.
[01:22:26]  You wouldn't do shit.
[01:22:28]  You wouldn't do a fucking thing, Skunkler.
[01:22:31]  You understand that?
[01:22:33]  You wouldn't do a goddamn thing.
[01:22:35]  You would look at me and be like, holy shit, I done goofed.
[01:22:39]  And then take your fucking ass out and try to run away as fast as you can.
[01:22:44]  Do you understand that?
[01:22:46]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[01:22:48]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:22:49]  I'm 6'4.
[01:22:51]  All right.
[01:22:51]  I'm about 280-gallon drum of whoop ass that would pour itself all over you and you wouldn't know what the fuck to do about it, you dumb son of a bitch.
[01:23:00]  All right?
[01:23:02]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:23:04]  Look at this.
[01:23:04]  I mean, look at what I got to take on a consistent basis, man.
[01:23:08]  I got a bunch of fucking anal cheese loving, elongated foreskin having feminine penis sucking, yeast infected sniffing, scat snorting pieces of flat fucking what?
[01:23:20]  What?
[01:23:21]  Prost Ghostler, just tuning in.
[01:23:24]  Now thank you, Derwicking.
[01:23:28]  Why are we still training sand nigger terrorists?
[01:23:31]  I thought dude, come on, calm down.
[01:23:35]  Calm down, there, Derwicking.
[01:23:37]  All right.
[01:23:38]  I mean, listen, do I agree that we're training Saudi Arabians in our bases?
[01:23:45]  No, I don't agree with that.
[01:23:47]  But at the same time, you have to remember that Saudi Arabia is our ally, much like Israel.
[01:23:53]  As a matter of fact, Israel is our greatest ally.
[01:23:56]  And we've got to help these folks sustain themselves in such a hostile Middle Eastern environment.
[01:24:01]  I dream about your penis every night, Daddy.
[01:24:03]  I want you to thank me repeatedly.
[01:24:05]  I want you whip me with your belt.
[01:24:07]  UWU.
[01:24:08]  You see, you know, I really got transgendered, believe it or not.
[01:24:12]  I really got transgendereds that listen to this broadcast and put a couple of fingers in their anal cunts and gyrated around counterclockwise while listening to my voice out here.
[01:24:24]  And I really don't appreciate it.
[01:24:26]  I really don't appreciate it.
[01:24:28]  All right?
[01:24:29]  What now, Pettis?
[01:24:30]  I challenge you to a sword fight.
[01:24:32]  I'm uncut, like you.
[01:24:34]  So we're going to.
[01:24:35]  Hey, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, dude, I'm cut, dude.
[01:24:38]  What are you talking about?
[01:24:39]  All right.
[01:24:39]  I've got no foreskin.
[01:24:41]  Remember what the Jew said?
[01:24:42]  When God comes back, it's going to be dicks out for God, and God is going to know who his chosen people are based on whether they're cut or not.
[01:24:51]  And I'm cut, boy, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[01:24:54]  I don't have no dick cheese problem, you son of a bitch.
[01:24:59]  And by the way, why are you fucking what is what is your problem, Pettis?
[01:25:02]  What do you want to play tummy sticks?
[01:25:04]  Is that it, huh?
[01:25:05]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:06]  That's what I want to do, ghost.
[01:25:08]  Why don't you come over here and play tummy sticks with me, huh?
[01:25:12]  Yeah, it's what me and my little brother used to play.
[01:25:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:25:16]  Fucking sick bastards, man.
[01:25:18]  All right, sick fucking bastard.
[01:25:19]  What now?
[01:25:20]  You know what's hotter than five brothers going on a sista?
[01:25:23]  What?
[01:25:24]  Watching the brothers bang a white chick instead.
[01:25:26]  Here's a link to one.
[01:25:28]  Why are you giving me a link to a porn hub?
[01:25:31]  I don't give a shit.
[01:25:33]  I don't give a goddamn for Christ's sake.
[01:25:35]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:25:40]  Well, these guys are giving me fucking porn hub links.
[01:25:42]  Like, I'm going to go right now and view them for heaven's sake.
[01:25:44]  What?
[01:25:45]  Derwicking?
[01:25:46]  Israel ain't our ally.
[01:25:48]  They never ever assist us in any military operations or allow us to use their territory for operations.
[01:25:54]  Come on, Derwicking.
[01:25:55]  They've killed U.S. servicemen.
[01:25:57]  The Mossad sabotages U.S. interests.
[01:26:00]  Almost all terrorists that have killed Americans are sound- Ah, y-you know what?
[01:26:04]  Come on, Derwicking.
[01:26:05]  They're our greatest ally in the Middle East.
[01:26:07]  What are you talking about?
[01:26:08]  Remember when Trump signed the two prison reforms?
[01:26:11]  Yeah.
[01:26:11]  Allowing criminals to go free without alerting their victims.
[01:26:15]  He also signed the analyst bill even more illegals to stay so long as they have an unaccompanied child.
[01:26:21]  No, no, no.
[01:26:22]  You're a fucking liar.
[01:26:23]  First of all, let me explain to you about the prison reform bill, okay?
[01:26:27]  Mr. Albin, remind me of the colour.
[01:26:28]  Fucking nurse, Jessica.
[01:26:30]  Can you shut your stupid suckhole?
[01:26:32]  I'm talking here.
[01:26:34]  If you're good.
[01:26:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:26:38]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:26:42]  Oh, God.
[01:26:44]  Now, listen, Trump signed a prison reform bill that sent non-violent offenders free, you fucking dickhead.
[01:26:52]  That means that people that are in prison for 20 years because they're a three-time striker on drug-related offenses.
[01:27:01]  Okay?
[01:27:02]  And, you know, I personally believe that people that have drug problems shouldn't spend lifetimes in jail.
[01:27:10]  I mean, who agrees to that?
[01:27:13]  If we're going to go with that mentality, then we're going to have most of our population locked up.
[01:27:21]  Fuck you, man.
[01:27:22]  Fuck you, you idiot.
[01:27:23]  I'm not playing porno on YouTube.
[01:27:27]  I'm on YouTube now.
[01:27:28]  What are you talking about?
[01:27:29]  I'm big time.
[01:27:30]  I'm on IP2, motherfucker.
[01:27:32]  Take a look.
[01:27:33]  Play it.
[01:27:34]  Take the PC shot.
[01:27:36]  I'm on IP2, motherfucker.
[01:27:38]  What are you talking about?
[01:27:40]  Ghost is on IP2 now.
[01:27:42]  I'm big time.
[01:27:44]  I'm big time.
[01:27:46]  Top of the world.
[01:27:49]  What are you talking about?
[01:27:51]  I'm not going to sit over here and play pornographic material because some two-bit fucking neckbeard incel son of a bitch is going to say, I tell you, you porno.
[01:28:02]  Yeah.
[01:28:04]  Yeah.
[01:28:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:06]  You know what?
[01:28:06]  I should have fucking bought some beer, man.
[01:28:09]  I should have bought some fucking beer.
[01:28:11]  You know what?
[01:28:11]  I knew it.
[01:28:13]  I knew it.
[01:28:13]  I don't have any beer.
[01:28:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:28:16]  I have no fucking beer out here.
[01:28:17]  Okay.
[01:28:18]  None whatsoever.
[01:28:19]  I'm going to have to be shooting shots or something.
[01:28:22]  I'm going to have to be shooting shots of some scotch.
[01:28:25]  Look, I'm sorry.
[01:28:26]  All right.
[01:28:26]  Listen.
[01:28:28]  I'm not going to drink.
[01:28:29]  All right.
[01:28:30]  I'm not going to let you fuckers break me.
[01:28:31]  All right.
[01:28:32]  I'm not letting you troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you sick fucking internet people.
[01:28:37]  I'm not letting you break me, motherfucker, all right?
[01:28:40]  Give me my cola.
[01:28:41]  All right, I'm drinking cola.
[01:28:42]  That's what I'm doing, all right?
[01:28:47]  Good stuff.
[01:28:48]  Skunkler, you piece of shit.
[01:28:53]  I've just seen some really hot wheelchair porn.
[01:28:55]  Dude, I'm not, listen, listen.
[01:28:58]  I'm not sharing shit with the chat, you fucking sick bastard.
[01:29:03]  And that's your $20, 20 bucker, man.
[01:29:05]  I'm not playing pornhub on YouTube, you fucking sick fuck, all right?
[01:29:12]  Fucking idiots.
[01:29:12]  And fuck you, Pettis.
[01:29:14]  You know, you're about this close to being kicked the fuck out of here because I'm fucking sick of your stupid half a fucking fruit fucking ass, all right?
[01:29:21]  Fucking losers.
[01:29:23]  All right, all we got is a bunch of fucking losers out here.
[01:29:25]  I'm not sharing shit, all right?
[01:29:27]  You can go Sharon Cox.
[01:29:29]  How you like that shit?
[01:29:30]  Go talk to Sharon Cox and see if she will fucking share it with you.
[01:29:36]  You know what, man?
[01:29:37]  I'm so tired, man.
[01:29:38]  This is why I'm not coming here on Saturday.
[01:29:41]  All right, I'm not doing the Saturday Night Troll show.

=== Stop Being Boring (15:30) ===

[01:29:43]  I'm calling it now.
[01:29:44]  All right, because I need a time for myself.
[01:29:47]  I have a life.
[01:29:48]  You know, I know you sons of bitches think that I'm some kind of a dumb, stupid internet loser or something.
[01:29:54]  I actually have a life that I enjoy.
[01:29:57]  All right.
[01:29:58]  And what is this red-eyes black dragon?
[01:30:00]  Just have a shot, you fucking dork.
[01:30:03]  I'll have a shot in a minute when I feel like it.
[01:30:05]  All right.
[01:30:06]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:30:08]  Nobody tells ghosts what the fuck to do.
[01:30:13]  Everybody thinks that I'm some kind of an internet loser.
[01:30:16]  I got a life.
[01:30:17]  I got a life, and I appreciate fucking living it.
[01:30:22]  All right, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:30:24]  What?
[01:30:24]  Okay, I get it.
[01:30:26]  You're Jewish.
[01:30:27]  You like pennies.
[01:30:28]  So I guess chat will just crowdfund this.
[01:30:31]  Chat, please help crowdfund my video to ghost at least.
[01:30:34]  I'm not playing pornhub, you fucking idiots.
[01:30:37]  I am not playing pornographic material on here.
[01:30:40]  You're a fucking moron.
[01:30:42]  All right.
[01:30:42]  This is not a porno site, you sick fucks.
[01:30:46]  All right?
[01:30:48]  And fuck you in the chat room.
[01:30:49]  You're goddamn right.
[01:30:50]  I got a life.
[01:30:51]  All right.
[01:30:51]  I want to watch the Connor McGregor fight out here.
[01:30:55]  I want to go to Twin Peaks where the beer is 29 degrees on tap.
[01:31:01]  Where you got ghost hot pepper wings, baby?
[01:31:03]  What?
[01:31:05]  Keith and three of his cronies got caught with their dicks out trying to mess with a Senate.
[01:31:09]  Oh, give me a break.
[01:31:16]  So what?
[01:31:17]  So what?
[01:31:19]  He was trying to get the story, and, you know, unfortunately, in the process of conducting clandestine operations, he got caught.
[01:31:28]  All right.
[01:31:29]  But I'm telling you right now, the person that he was trying to mess around the phone lines with was a corrupt senator that needed to be taken down.
[01:31:39]  You know it and I know it, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:31:43]  You know it and I know it.
[01:31:46]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[01:31:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:52]  All right, you know what?
[01:31:54]  Let's just get a palate cleanser here, all right?
[01:31:57]  Let's get a palette cleanser and see what's going on on IP2.
[01:32:00]  All right, let's do that, all right?
[01:32:01]  What the hell is Ice Poseidon doing?
[01:32:04]  What are you doing, Ice?
[01:32:06]  The hell is this?
[01:32:07]  Does Salmon Andy have a $500 credit limit?
[01:32:10]  That's not true.
[01:32:11]  Oh my god.
[01:32:12]  Let's look at this.
[01:32:13]  There's no way.
[01:32:13]  How does he pay off his credit card?
[01:32:15]  Does he have a $500 credit card?
[01:32:16]  Oh, man, he's out with fucking Gary the Producer.
[01:32:20]  Gary the Producer is the biggest waste of life next to Sam and Andy.
[01:32:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:32:26]  Oh, like he has it?
[01:32:27]  Just as an emergency.
[01:32:28]  Yeah, he was like the.
[01:32:28]  Come on, do the arm thing, dude.
[01:32:30]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:32:31]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:32:32]  I'm on mixer now, dude.
[01:32:34]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:32:36]  Listen dude, it's my what's your credit score?
[01:32:41]  Yeah.
[01:32:41]  Oh, look, it's really hopping at this bar.
[01:32:43]  Look at this.
[01:32:45]  Hey, look at this.
[01:32:46]  This bar is hopping.
[01:32:47]  Is it that bad?
[01:32:49]  Fucking Gary the Producer and Ice Poseidon are the only patrons at this fucking bar.
[01:32:57]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:32:58]  We're partying, dude.
[01:33:00]  We're partying, dude.
[01:33:01]  What?
[01:33:02]  Take the 20.20 and put it in the Elvis travel that joins the inner circle club.
[01:33:07]  Oh, fuck you, Skunkler.
[01:33:09]  Elvis Travels will never join the inner circle.
[01:33:12]  Never ever.
[01:33:15]  I've needed multiple bank accounts to keep fucking asshole.
[01:33:19]  You know, the irony.
[01:33:20]  Hey, we have a Jingo bird in the house.
[01:33:23]  Cheers to you calling Brittany Venti Defoe in drag.
[01:33:25]  By the way, sorry, I fucked your shit up last time.
[01:33:28]  I tipped.
[01:33:28]  I forgot your central time.
[01:33:30]  Cheers.
[01:33:30]  Nah, don't worry about it, Jingo.
[01:33:32]  Cheers to Jingo Bird, by the way.
[01:33:34]  A member of the inner circle.
[01:33:36]  Thank you very much, Jingo.
[01:33:37]  All right, let's go back to Ice here.
[01:33:38]  This is stupid.
[01:33:39]  I have no debt, though.
[01:33:40]  These people that have low credit in debt, I'm glad I have no debt.
[01:33:45]  Do you have debt?
[01:33:46]  I owe like maybe 2,000 or 3,000 of credit cards.
[01:33:49]  That's all.
[01:33:49]  So what?
[01:33:51]  But you see what I'm saying?
[01:33:52]  I don't know shit.
[01:33:53]  Hey, you know what, Ice?
[01:33:54]  Let me tell you something, Ice.
[01:33:56]  You were making up to $45,000 a month in your prime, and that was just on donations, dude.
[01:34:02]  $45,000 plus a month, and you don't got shit from Shy Nola to show for it, dude.
[01:34:08]  You have no assets.
[01:34:10]  All right.
[01:34:10]  You've got some shitter in Austin.
[01:34:13]  I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
[01:34:15]  Are you trying to inflate yourself?
[01:34:17]  Hey, dude, I ain't got no debt, dude.
[01:34:20]  I don't got no debt, dude.
[01:34:21]  But I've got a good credit score, dude.
[01:34:23]  So fuck it, dude.
[01:34:24]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:34:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:28]  Look at the team, be a normal American.
[01:34:30]  Hold on, what?
[01:34:33]  The most boring shit ever.
[01:34:35]  Yeah, you know what?
[01:34:36]  If you don't like it, get the fuck out of here.
[01:34:37]  I'm going to like it.
[01:34:39]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:34:41]  Nobody's asking you to stay here.
[01:34:44]  We're not anywhere near 500k until I get a sub button.
[01:34:47]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:48]  He's ignoring his donors and not to mention look at him now He's 1100 Andy.
[01:34:58]  I was thinking about buying it.
[01:35:00]  Fucking Tard used to have 20,000 people 25 more for Elvis Travels Inner Circle Fund.
[01:35:06]  Don't scam it.
[01:35:07]  Hey, Skunkler, listen to me.
[01:35:08]  I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do here, but Elvis Travels is never going to be a part of the fucking inner circle.
[01:35:14]  So shut the fuck up.
[01:35:16]  All right.
[01:35:18]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:35:21]  I hate Elvis Travels.
[01:35:22]  He's using Rosie O'Kelly, and I don't like it.
[01:35:26]  He's using Rosie O'Kelly.
[01:35:29]  Jesus fucking Christ, fucking Skunkler.
[01:35:35]  What?
[01:35:35]  What now?
[01:35:38]  The most boring shit.
[01:35:39]  Fuck you if you think this is the most boring shit ever, man.
[01:35:43]  Fuck you.
[01:35:44]  I can go four more months.
[01:35:45]  Fuck you.
[01:35:46]  Where I need a car.
[01:35:47]  Fucking assholes, man.
[01:35:50]  Well, but it's that for a couple months.
[01:35:52]  Okay, now they're walking Austin, Texas.
[01:35:55]  All right, this is gay.
[01:35:56]  Get it out of here.
[01:35:58]  This is gay.
[01:36:00]  This is gay.
[01:36:00]  Well, what is this?
[01:36:01]  Facts.
[01:36:02]  Facts, what?
[01:36:04]  You're so proud of being on IP2.
[01:36:06]  You know, it's Ice Poseidon's network, right?
[01:36:08]  No, it's not.
[01:36:09]  He hates Ice Poseidon 2.
[01:36:11]  Have you heard?
[01:36:12]  Every time he's like, dude, I don't like being, I don't like Ice Poseidon 2, dude.
[01:36:16]  They're toxic, dude.
[01:36:18]  They're toxic.
[01:36:19]  Elvis Travels yawn.
[01:36:21]  Yeah, go fucking lose some weight, fat fuck, alright?
[01:36:24]  Every time I go on your stream, your fat ass is continuously fucking.
[01:36:29]  I don't know if you're waxing.
[01:36:30]  I don't know if you're cleaning that shit van from 1985.
[01:36:34]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:36:37]  Anyway, once again, cheers to Jingo Bird for the $25 bill, man.
[01:36:40]  Thank you very much.
[01:36:41]  And yes, Brittany Venti is William Dafoe in drag.
[01:36:46]  All right.
[01:36:46]  It is.
[01:36:47]  I mean, she is, dude.
[01:36:48]  All right.
[01:36:49]  I mean, I know she's trying to give herself a little bit of sex appeal.
[01:36:52]  It ain't working, baby, okay?
[01:36:54]  It ain't working.
[01:36:55]  And anybody who's donating to her, dude, Jesus Christ, you might as well donate to the bearded lady.
[01:37:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:37:03]  And fuck you, whoever the fuck keeps donating this shit.
[01:37:06]  All right?
[01:37:07]  Fuck you.
[01:37:10]  Man, I would smack your fucking mouth if you told me that in my front of my face.
[01:37:13]  You understand that, you syphilish long head sucking fuck.
[01:37:19]  All right, and M for two bucks, laughing my ass on boring cuck.
[01:37:23]  Let's go watch Elvis Travel.
[01:37:24]  Is he on?
[01:37:25]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:37:28]  You know what's not boring?
[01:37:30]  Watching my video, I paid for.
[01:37:32]  Here's what you're doing.
[01:37:32]  I am not viewing porno.
[01:37:35]  I am not viewing porno, you morons, all right?
[01:37:41]  Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking.
[01:37:44]  I am not.
[01:37:45]  I am not going to do porn.
[01:37:47]  You're fucking it.
[01:37:48]  You know what we're going to do?
[01:37:49]  We're going to review IP2 instead.
[01:37:50]  All right.
[01:37:51]  How about that?
[01:37:51]  We're reviewing IP2 here, okay?
[01:37:54]  All right, let's see what IP2 has.
[01:37:55]  Since you sons of bitches are coming at me saying I'm some fucking boring jerk dick or something, all right?
[01:38:00]  You toe jam sucking clubfoot fetish having fucking slag with a meat bag, ass licking pieces of fucking hemorrhoid sucking shit.
[01:38:11]  All right, what is this?
[01:38:12]  Never forget this baguette tried to groom a 13-year-old on Discord.
[01:38:16]  What the hell is this?
[01:38:18]  Oh, well, we've, you know, I don't know if that's true.
[01:38:22]  There is alleged evidence that that could be the case.
[01:38:25]  So I don't know.
[01:38:26]  I have no idea.
[01:38:28]  Faking a sponsorship is standard business practice.
[01:38:31]  It's like when McDonald's can give you a Coca-Cola branded cups, looks legit, but they're filled up with Walmart cola instead.
[01:38:39]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:38:41]  Oh my God, Keemstar.
[01:38:43]  Hey, it's Killer Keemstar here, and I'm going to rip off other people's content and pretend that I'm doing the news.
[01:38:52]  Fucking idiot.
[01:38:53]  All right, stupid fucking.
[01:38:55]  No, get fucked, stupid N-word.
[01:38:57]  What is this?
[01:38:59]  Who's this?
[01:38:59]  Jerry Jones, I support Lightstream, but it has come to my...
[01:39:03]  What?
[01:39:04]  What?
[01:39:05]  Play this or else I will take show off air in China.
[01:39:08]  You can take my show off the air in China all you want to.
[01:39:12]  I'll blindfold you with dental floss and stick chopsticks up your shit funnel, you piece of shit.
[01:39:19]  Anyway, I have no idea what the hell this is.
[01:39:22]  I'm not fucking even acknowledging this.
[01:39:24]  I don't know what the hell that's about.
[01:39:25]  Oh shit.
[01:39:26]  Let's go back to IP2 here.
[01:39:29]  What?
[01:39:31]  The most boring shit.
[01:39:32]  Get the fuck out of here if you think this is the most boring shit ever.
[01:39:38]  Get the fuck out.
[01:39:40]  Get out.
[01:39:43]  Jesus Christ, put the PC shot on.
[01:39:46]  What is this?
[01:39:47]  Ice Poseidon added again him staging a fake sponsorship is fraudulent way of making his dead stream look more brand friendly to other companies.
[01:39:57]  Are you serious?
[01:39:58]  Oh, yeah, well, that's the that's a Pepe.
[01:40:01]  Hold on.
[01:40:01]  Are you talking about like he's putting like fake sponsors to this like scuffed brother shit?
[01:40:07]  And by the way, scuffed brothers, come on, dude.
[01:40:10]  Come on.
[01:40:11]  And no one's gonna watch that shit.
[01:40:13]  That shit will be taken off Mixer in the first day.
[01:40:16]  Mark my words, okay?
[01:40:19]  And I think that's what people are talking about here on IP2.
[01:40:22]  The fraudulent branding that Pissboy, which is Ice Poseidon, is putting on here.
[01:40:29]  What is his appreciation for Sedit mods?
[01:40:31]  Well, you know, great.
[01:40:34]  What?
[01:40:35]  What?
[01:40:36]  Upa bitch, chat back me up, or we're gonna have to go through the snore fest.
[01:40:42]  Dude, fuck you, all right?
[01:40:45]  Fuck you.
[01:40:46]  And by the way, I saw this live.
[01:40:48]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:40:49]  I saw this live here, put the, this is earlier today at the so-called streaming compound.
[01:40:57]  OG Geezer has a little bit of a bipolar attack.
[01:41:01]  And I don't know what.
[01:41:02]  I don't know what fuck you, man.
[01:41:05]  If it's the most boring shit ever, then get the fuck out of here, you pause hole sniffing shithead.
[01:41:12]  Get out!
[01:41:14]  Get out now, turkey tits!
[01:41:16]  Get the fuck out!
[01:41:19]  And what is it, M?
[01:41:21]  You're doing two buckers now, huh?
[01:41:24]  You're poor, huh?
[01:41:25]  Look at this most boring shit.
[01:41:27]  Fuck you, all right?
[01:41:28]  Fucking M. Huh?
[01:41:30]  Fuck you.
[01:41:30]  I'm not even going to read your shit because you're talking shit to me, you piece of shit.
[01:41:34]  Oh, here's Skunkler.
[01:41:35]  I like your tracking cookies as advertising the porno site blacked on IP2.
[01:41:39]  Confirmed gay cuck.
[01:41:40]  Ha What the fuck are you talking?
[01:41:43]  What are you talking about?
[01:41:45]  Moron!
[01:41:47]  That's fucking felony fucking kicking the ass of fucking geezer, you dumb shithead.
[01:41:54]  I'm telling you, you know, you autists and you Aspergers, I mean, you take things so literal, it's so fucking sad.
[01:42:01]  It's so fucking sad.
[01:42:03]  Anyway, I saw this earlier today.
[01:42:06]  Here's Geezer.
[01:42:07]  Let us play it.
[01:42:07]  Here it is.
[01:42:21]  Yeah, I understand.
[01:42:23]  It gets on my fucking skin because the only thing is all fucking trash.
[01:42:27]  Like, dude, by the way, you got like more fucking dislikes than Light because they love to fucking.
[01:42:32]  Oh, yeah, I get a lot of dislikes.
[01:42:34]  I go through the same shit.
[01:42:35]  But what are you gonna do?
[01:42:37]  It's the IP2 community.
[01:42:39]  I think Link has more lately getting more dislikes than Likes too because they're catering to a scumbag fucking community.
[01:42:46]  To me, I'd rather not even fucking cater to this fucking community owner.
[01:42:50]  I'm gonna start something else.
[01:42:52]  Oh, come on.
[01:42:54]  I'd rather not fucking kick into the fucking scumbag communities.
[01:42:59]  Be honest.
[01:43:02]  Yeah.
[01:43:04]  I couldn't give a shit, dude.
[01:43:05]  I'll still be streaming.
[01:43:07]  Maybe there's some fucking adult people that are cool and kind and fucking have honor and morals.
[01:43:13]  Hey, this is the internet, geezer.
[01:43:20]  As you can see, that was geezer.
[01:43:24]  That was geezer earlier today, folks.
[01:43:28]  He's not very happy with IP2, to say the least.
[01:43:31]  That's pretty fucking funny, dude.
[01:43:32]  That's hilarious.
[01:43:34]  And what the hell is this?
[01:43:35]  Is this Captain Content?
[01:43:37]  Captain Tranny fucker fires shots at the compound.
[01:43:40]  Let's hear this.
[01:43:41]  What the hell is this guy talking about?
[01:43:45]  IP2 says that I'm the best IRL Vegas streamer.
[01:43:48]  Really?
[01:43:50]  That's because you look like the HIV son of a bitch that you are.
[01:43:54]  By the way, he admitted he has got HIV.
[01:43:57]  And secondly, you look like a vagrant and you're going up and harassing people.
[01:44:01]  So, you know, it is what it is.
[01:44:03]  Finally, I agree with IP2 on something.
[01:44:08]  That's great.
[01:44:09]  I mean, pause this.
[01:44:09]  You can see the AIDS on this guy already, dude.
[01:44:12]  That's so fucking sad.
[01:44:14]  But that's not very hard to agree.
[01:44:16]  I mean, who are you going to compare me with?
[01:44:18]  Fucking Blade, Geezer, and Attila.
[01:44:22]  Honestly.
[01:44:24]  Honestly, I'm drunk and I'm going to say some fucked up shit.
[01:44:27]  Oh, yeah.
[01:44:28]  Fuck you, Blade.
[01:44:29]  Oh, fuck you, Attila.
[01:44:30]  Oh, fuck you, Geezer.
[01:44:32]  You've been fucking Vegas for two weeks.
[01:44:34]  You ain't going out of your fucking house.
[01:44:36]  You're a bunch of fucking faggots.
[01:44:38]  Fucking do some IRL.
[01:44:40]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[01:44:41]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:44:41]  Pause that.
[01:44:42]  How come he can say that and not get a fucking strike?
[01:44:46]  I accidentally say it and I get a fucking strike from YouTube.
[01:44:51]  Is it because he's got HIV positive?
[01:44:53]  He's a pause hole.
[01:44:54]  Is that it?
[01:44:55]  You're fucking making money in your fucking names.
[01:44:58]  You're not delivering content.
[01:44:59]  You ain't doing shit.
[01:45:01]  You're fucking living on your fucking name.
[01:45:03]  You ain't fucking entertaining.
[01:45:05]  You ain't just fucking living on your fucking name.
[01:45:07]  You're getting lazy as fuck.
[01:45:09]  Start working, bitches.
[01:45:11]  You think donations are going to be here forever?

=== Ghost Forum Dramas (15:49) ===

[01:45:13]  People are not dumb, bitch.
[01:45:15]  Start working.
[01:45:16]  I've had enough of this guy.
[01:45:18]  I'm sorry, dude.
[01:45:19]  I mean, banging trannies on your stream is not content.
[01:45:24]  I'm sorry, dude.
[01:45:25]  I mean, did y'all see that one time?
[01:45:27]  This guy got blown by a fucking fat cross-dresser on one of his streams.
[01:45:32]  Did y'all see that?
[01:45:33]  It was disgusting.
[01:45:35]  I'm not even joking, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:36]  It was fucking disgusting.
[01:45:39]  Jesus Christ, what the hell is this?
[01:45:41]  What the hell is this?
[01:45:46]  What is this?
[01:45:48]  Who the hell is Sweet Anita?
[01:45:50]  All right, we don't need to fucking pay attention to some stupid slut bag, all right?
[01:45:54]  I hate streaming slut bags.
[01:45:57]  All right, yeah, I mean, streaming slut bags, you need to get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[01:46:01]  Speaking of streaming slut bags, here's one right here.
[01:46:04]  Tila Tequila.
[01:46:06]  All right?
[01:46:07]  Get the fuck out of here, Tila.
[01:46:08]  All right, we don't want to see your ass.
[01:46:10]  Here's the rest for Vice Chairman's Dono.
[01:46:14]  Hey, ST Mike, you son of a bitch.
[01:46:16]  All right, I'm not playing goddamn fucking videos right now.
[01:46:23]  Get the fuck out of here!
[01:46:24]  Then get out!
[01:46:26]  You think I give two rats asses?
[01:46:29]  Get the fuck out!
[01:46:32]  Fucking idiot.
[01:46:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:46:34]  I'm bored.
[01:46:37]  Yeah.
[01:46:37]  I'm fucking bored.
[01:46:41]  Shut the fuck up, all right?
[01:46:43]  You sit there and you fucking like it, all right?
[01:46:46]  Hey, Dalekov, fuck you, all right?
[01:46:49]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:46:50]  UFC fan27, fuck you.
[01:46:53]  Bishop Don Cornelius, fuck you.
[01:46:55]  Hurricane, fuck you.
[01:46:57]  Beholder, fuck you.
[01:46:59]  All right.
[01:47:00]  Justin the Bean, fuck you.
[01:47:02]  Pettus, fuck you.
[01:47:04]  All right, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:47:05]  Felicia LMG, fuck you.
[01:47:07]  Skunkler, fuck you.
[01:47:09]  Moonman, fuck you.
[01:47:11]  Keem Scares, fuck you.
[01:47:13]  Trumpman, fuck you.
[01:47:15]  Fucking Chris, fuck you.
[01:47:17]  The Mean Magician, fuck you.
[01:47:20]  All right?
[01:47:21]  Fucking pieces of shit.
[01:47:22]  Tyler, go take it up the ass.
[01:47:25]  Pixel art builder, fuck you, you fucking weebo.
[01:47:29]  Real one evidence, fuck you.
[01:47:30]  Cinder goal, fuck you.
[01:47:32]  Mega Raptor, fuck you.
[01:47:34]  Holy stars, fuck you.
[01:47:37]  All right?
[01:47:38]  You fucking stupid fucking squid boy 23, fuck you.
[01:47:41]  Death by Bacon, fuck you.
[01:47:43]  Base Lowler, fuck you.
[01:47:46]  Chris Johnson, fuck you.
[01:47:48]  A friendly medic, fuck you.
[01:47:51]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:47:53]  Bob Tom, fuck you.
[01:47:54]  Jellyfish, fuck you.
[01:47:56]  Oswald Mosley did nothing wrong, fuck you.
[01:48:00]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:48:01]  Fucking Russell Sterling, fuck you.
[01:48:04]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:48:05]  Fucking Dirty Dan, fuck you.
[01:48:08]  What?
[01:48:11]  How come this shit ain't reading out?
[01:48:13]  Yeah, I get it.
[01:48:14]  You can start cheering now.
[01:48:16]  So why am I leaving?
[01:48:17]  Because I can't handle all furries or man children and Raptorade making fun of my autistic ass for using my autism as an excuse for being a hypocritical tard on the forums.
[01:48:31]  Wait a minute.
[01:48:31]  Hold on.
[01:48:31]  Let's go to the forums here.
[01:48:33]  Folks, if y'all haven't been on the ghost forums, I would strongly advise you to do so.
[01:48:38]  Here it is.
[01:48:38]  Let me go ahead.
[01:48:39]  Hey, what up, train lover, baby?
[01:48:42]  Sup, ghost.
[01:48:42]  Hope everything is good.
[01:48:44]  Been thinking about joining the IC and sharing some tones and making some money.
[01:48:48]  Hey, dude, the IC is going well.
[01:48:51]  I just talked to those men and ladies today.
[01:48:55]  It's a badass group.
[01:48:56]  As I've stated many times, the inner circle is a think tank.
[01:49:01]  And the only reason we've got a bunch of jerk dicks talking about the inner circle in the chat room is because they hate us because they ain't us, all right?
[01:49:09]  That's all there is to it.
[01:49:11]  Anyway, look, let's go ahead and put the PC shut on, all right?
[01:49:15]  Here it is.
[01:49:16]  You want to get to the ghost.report forum.
[01:49:18]  You just type this in your browser, ghost.report.
[01:49:21]  And once you get there, you're going to click this right here, ghost forum.
[01:49:26]  And here is the ghost forum.
[01:49:28]  Now, I think what people are talking about, I think it's in this one, the Saturday Night Troll Show, if I'm not mistaken.
[01:49:34]  Where is it?
[01:49:36]  Where is it?
[01:49:38]  I'm trying to figure it out because what's happening here is somebody is getting bullied off.
[01:49:43]  Yeah, here it is.
[01:49:44]  Leaving the forum.
[01:49:45]  Here it is.
[01:49:46]  All right, here it is.
[01:49:47]  R-Master.
[01:49:48]  Yeah, I get it.
[01:49:50]  You can start cheering now.
[01:49:52]  So why am I leaving?
[01:49:53]  Because I've been subject to harassments and insults from all furries or man children and Raptorade, and I'm sick of it.
[01:50:01]  I won't be leaving for good.
[01:50:02]  My account will still be up.
[01:50:04]  I'll come back when they start acting more mature or get banned from the forum.
[01:50:08]  I really hope this happens.
[01:50:10]  And take a look at this, people.
[01:50:16]  I mean, these fucking trolls are cruel, dude.
[01:50:19]  These trolls are fucking cruel as fuck.
[01:50:22]  Look at that.
[01:50:22]  Rest in spaghetti.
[01:50:24]  Rest in spaghetti.
[01:50:26]  Look at this shit.
[01:50:27]  Besmirch the merch.
[01:50:29]  Hey, everyone, our master's leaving.
[01:50:31]  See, nobody care.
[01:50:35]  I mean, this, I'm telling you, folks, if you haven't joined the Ghost Not Report forums, I mean, this is what's happening.
[01:50:42]  It's fucking drama over here.
[01:50:44]  Here's a Nafara group photo of everyone who cares.
[01:50:52]  And look, this is one of the guys he's talking about.
[01:50:54]  All furries are man children, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:57]  Here's Raptor Aid.
[01:50:59]  All right.
[01:51:00]  Here's Anthony.
[01:51:01]  Look at all the people that have been.
[01:51:02]  Look at this.
[01:51:03]  Look at this.
[01:51:04]  Look at.
[01:51:04]  What the hell is that?
[01:51:06]  Pooped or Griffin.
[01:51:07]  Bye.
[01:51:07]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:51:09]  Poon King.
[01:51:11]  So do all you tards do this?
[01:51:14]  Like doing this?
[01:51:15]  It's like every time they try to leave, they always have to announce it.
[01:51:19]  Like if anyone truly gives a fuck, you're a tard and your tardness is the reason no one likes you.
[01:51:26]  Nobody cares.
[01:51:27]  Stop trying to get this unwanted spaghetti.
[01:51:30]  Most likely never got attention in your childhood post.
[01:51:35]  All right.
[01:51:35]  For all future tards, don't announce your departure.
[01:51:38]  No one gives a fuck and no one cares.
[01:51:44]  Oh my God.
[01:51:45]  Look at this.
[01:51:46]  There's Sunburst Unicorn.
[01:51:47]  See you, Peto Tard.
[01:51:49]  Odd Eyes Magician.
[01:51:50]  Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
[01:51:54]  We got banned.
[01:51:55]  Oh, good God.
[01:51:56]  What the fuck is that?
[01:51:57]  Hold on.
[01:51:57]  I got to ban this idiot.
[01:51:58]  I'm sorry.
[01:51:59]  I got to ban this moron.
[01:52:01]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:52:02]  Let's fucking ban this idiot for Christ's sake, you fucking stupid son of a bitch.
[01:52:06]  You're banned.
[01:52:07]  Get him out of here.
[01:52:10]  Get him the fuck out.
[01:52:11]  He's delete.
[01:52:11]  Get him out of here.
[01:52:12]  He's bad.
[01:52:13]  Get him out of here.
[01:52:15]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:52:16]  Trying to show some fucking disgusting urban ass crack.
[01:52:21]  Like we want to see something like that, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:52:26]  Anyway, let's continue going here.
[01:52:28]  Here is this.
[01:52:28]  What is this?
[01:52:29]  We got Doki Doki G. Hi.
[01:52:31]  Why bother making a thread about it?
[01:52:32]  Just leave the forum, you little homo.
[01:52:36]  We've got our master.
[01:52:37]  He's, oh, this is, he's, he's checking in on this.
[01:52:40]  I don't appreciate him being accused being a pedo.
[01:52:42]  I don't know why I bother telling you baguettes I was leaving.
[01:52:46]  I don't know why either.
[01:52:47]  I'm just saying.
[01:52:48]  I don't know why either.
[01:52:49]  Here's Felicia Fontaine.
[01:52:50]  You said you were leaving.
[01:52:51]  You promised you're gay by mega, whatever the fuck that name is.
[01:52:56]  James Earl Cash.
[01:52:58]  Oh, dude.
[01:52:59]  Skip that.
[01:53:00]  Skip that shit.
[01:53:02]  Skip that fucking shit.
[01:53:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:53:05]  And here's our Raptor 876.
[01:53:08]  I mean, anyway, as you can see, Jesus liked this by Jackler.
[01:53:13]  You know, I mean, as you can see, there's obviously some major fucking drama going on on the ghost.report forum.
[01:53:23]  This is what it is.
[01:53:24]  This is what it is.
[01:53:27]  You know.
[01:53:30]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:53:31]  All right.
[01:53:31]  All right.
[01:53:32]  Take this off.
[01:53:33]  Take this off for Christ's sake.
[01:53:35]  Since I'm already on the forums, folks, let me go ahead and do some forum shout-outs.
[01:53:40]  All right.
[01:53:40]  Let's go ahead and do some forum shout-outs.
[01:53:42]  Now, what you're going to do here is you're going to go here.
[01:53:45]  Let me go ahead and put the PC shot back on.
[01:53:48]  You're going to go back to the ghost forums here.
[01:53:50]  You're going to go to the ghost show.
[01:53:52]  And then once you do that, you're going to see this thread right here.
[01:53:55]  See this thread?
[01:53:56]  116, episode 134 shout-outs.
[01:53:59]  That's where I'm going to be doing shout-outs right now.
[01:54:02]  So let's go ahead and do it.
[01:54:03]  You got me, Engineer?
[01:54:06]  All right.
[01:54:06]  Well, let's go ahead and do some shout-outs.
[01:54:09]  Right now!
[01:54:11]  All right, we got the shout-outs poster.
[01:54:13]  There's Bob Tom, GX.
[01:54:14]  What's up, Ghost?
[01:54:15]  After thinking about it, I have to agree with you on what you said about comic book collecting comic books.
[01:54:20]  I do agree.
[01:54:21]  They can be very valuable and perhaps, depending on the right one, can be sold for a decent amount of money.
[01:54:27]  I have some comics myself.
[01:54:28]  Not too much, but just a little something.
[01:54:30]  What do I see there?
[01:54:31]  I see Ghost Rider.
[01:54:32]  I see Ghost Rider there.
[01:54:34]  What is this?
[01:54:34]  So what is this here?
[01:54:36]  Fucking ponies.
[01:54:37]  You fucking bagged, man.
[01:54:38]  Get this fucking guy out of here with your fucking pony shit.
[01:54:42]  We got Flaming Creations.
[01:54:44]  Hi, Ghost.
[01:54:45]  I would say I had a productive day today cutting out and getting two part one and one part three needle glove armatures ready for customers.
[01:54:58]  And by the way, this is what Flaming Creations does.
[01:55:00]  I mean, he's, you know, he creates these types of props out here.
[01:55:04]  He's actually pretty good at it, man.
[01:55:06]  So cheers to you with the Freddy gloves.
[01:55:08]  We've got Gizmo 2046, GX Ghost.
[01:55:12]  Here's to a good show.
[01:55:13]  Thank you very much, Gizmo2046.
[01:55:16]  What up, Anthony?
[01:55:17]  How you doing, dude?
[01:55:18]  GX in the...
[01:55:19]  What's going on, dude?
[01:55:20]  And what the fuck is this?
[01:55:21]  Russell thy Jimmy's.
[01:55:23]  I believe that Ghost is actually a ghost who haunts Engineer.
[01:55:27]  And what is this?
[01:55:28]  Crest stuff.
[01:55:30]  Dude, that's disgusting, dude.
[01:55:32]  That's fucking disgusting.
[01:55:33]  Here it is.
[01:55:34]  All Furrier Man Children.
[01:55:36]  GX Ghost, don't forget to ban our master.
[01:55:41]  The link is a link to his profile.
[01:55:44]  You can ban him from there.
[01:55:45]  And he is officially has more dislikes on a post.
[01:55:49]  30 dislikes.
[01:55:51]  All right, we'll do that.
[01:55:52]  All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
[01:55:53]  And what does this say?
[01:55:55]  What the hell does this say?
[01:55:58]  And we're, oh, dude, all right, dude, that's horrible.
[01:56:01]  That's horrible.
[01:56:02]  I mean, who made this?
[01:56:04]  Who the fuck made this, man?
[01:56:08]  All right, take it off.
[01:56:09]  Take this shit off.
[01:56:10]  That's fucking horrible.
[01:56:12]  Communist for Trump GX beer?
[01:56:14]  No, thank you.
[01:56:14]  I'll take the bathwater of a gamer girl.
[01:56:17]  Fuck off.
[01:56:19]  Anybody who fucking bought that fucking herpes bitch's bathwater is a fucking idiot, all right?
[01:56:25]  Anyway, we got Rump Roast, GX.
[01:56:27]  Happy Bathhouse Thursday, Drippy.
[01:56:30]  Did you know Salvador Daly once sold houses for a living?
[01:56:34]  He was a surrealter.
[01:56:36]  Real funny, real funny.
[01:56:38]  What is this?
[01:56:38]  Juggalo Lowe's.
[01:56:40]  Juggalos.
[01:56:42]  The fuck is this shit?
[01:56:43]  Are you fucking kidding?
[01:56:44]  What is this crap?
[01:56:47]  You can fit mad burgers on this bitch.
[01:56:49]  All right.
[01:56:50]  What the fuck is that?
[01:56:50]  What the fuck is this?
[01:56:52]  And look at this.
[01:56:53]  This is a wheelbarrow falling on me or some shit.
[01:56:56]  Anyway, Tyler 225905, since you sang that Barney song last show, I made these because I can.
[01:57:03]  And fuck you with this.
[01:57:05]  Fuck you with this.
[01:57:06]  Just skip it.
[01:57:07]  Just skip it.
[01:57:08]  Skip it.
[01:57:11]  We've got Jackler GX.
[01:57:13]  I don't know why you've invited me to this Discord too.
[01:57:16]  Fuck you.
[01:57:17]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, you fucking shitbag.
[01:57:21]  And here's Sperme the Cat French Doors.
[01:57:24]  That's old school, dude.
[01:57:25]  That's going back to fucking 2010.
[01:57:28]  We got Elnik Edwards MMOs GX Ghost Pony.
[01:57:33]  Don't talk about fucking brony shit with me.
[01:57:35]  All right.
[01:57:36]  All right, Keemscares.
[01:57:37]  Hey, ghost, my fucking Discord got disabled.
[01:57:40]  Well, at least my Discord and you have something in common.
[01:57:44]  You're both disabled.
[01:57:45]  Real fucking, real hilarious.
[01:57:48]  All right.
[01:57:48]  Maybe, just maybe, Keem Scares, you shouldn't have been posting man ass or doing whatever the hell you were doing to make you have that ban on Discord, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:57:59]  And here's Raptor Aid's, Raptor, excuse me, Raptor Aid76.
[01:58:03]  GX Ghost made some art describing you from the after show.
[01:58:08]  Ban R Master.
[01:58:09]  Cheers.
[01:58:10]  You know what?
[01:58:11]  I am tired.
[01:58:13]  I am a little fucking tired for Christ's sake.
[01:58:15]  All right.
[01:58:16]  And there's Nafara822, one of my blacks.
[01:58:20]  Ghost making a game sub forum.
[01:58:23]  Also, what?
[01:58:24]  What is it?
[01:58:24]  Who the hell just donated?
[01:58:26]  Ghost is right about autists.
[01:58:28]  The best part about all this is that you even got Sunburst Unicorn, who previously hated all Furrizer Man Children and Raptor Aid, to group up together and shit on R-Master Tard for stirring up drama on the forums.
[01:58:44]  Even sneakiest chameleon hates him.
[01:58:46]  Well, that's fucking interesting.
[01:58:48]  All the goddamn ghost.forum dramas coming out.
[01:58:53]  It's all coming out for Christ's sake.
[01:58:55]  Anyway, making a gaming sub forum, we may do that for Christ's sake.
[01:58:59]  Also, you should check out Fight Cade.
[01:59:02]  It's a software client used to enable network multiplayer for old fighting games.
[01:59:07]  I'd kick your ass there.
[01:59:09]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:59:11]  You got to be shitting me.
[01:59:12]  I would whoop your fucking ass in Street Fighter 2 Mortal Kombat.
[01:59:15]  All right, you know it and I know it.
[01:59:18]  Dolikoff, what is your fucking problem?
[01:59:20]  At least when Froppler killed themselves, they didn't feel the need to make a huge statement.
[01:59:26]  Our master needs to make some notes and go missing.
[01:59:30]  Jesus, man, everybody's hating our master, dude.
[01:59:34]  Everybody is fucking hating this fucking guy.
[01:59:38]  I don't mean to laugh.
[01:59:39]  I'm sorry.
[01:59:40]  And wait a minute.
[01:59:41]  What the fuck is this, Pettus?
[01:59:43]  What the fuck is that?
[01:59:46]  Ghost during his coom attack, fucking lash up.
[01:59:49]  Fuck you, Pettus.
[01:59:51]  I'm telling you, you're fucking this close from being banned from all my shit, man.
[01:59:54]  You're a fucking fruiter, and I don't fucking like you, man.
[01:59:57]  I don't fucking like you.
[01:59:59]  Here's Moon Man President, jump on the Moon Man train and dump the Trump for, fuck you.
[02:00:04]  Fuck it.
[02:00:05]  Don't even read that shit.
[02:00:08]  And here's this weirdo, Hakuruku Takahashi.
[02:00:11]  Ghost, how would you feel if the younger ghost would question you on your decisions on why you're doing these forum sound outs?
[02:00:22]  Hot, not that I don't mind watching anime videos and selling merch and playing videos that people want you to watch.
[02:00:31]  I mean, you know what?
[02:00:32]  Who cares?
[02:00:34]  How about that, Hakuruku Takahashi?
[02:00:36]  Who gives a shit?
[02:00:38]  Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling hole for Christ's sake.
[02:00:43]  And here's this fucking Hawaiian fat ass.
[02:00:45]  I don't even want to.
[02:00:46]  You're a sick fuck, dude.
[02:00:47]  I mean, this person used to be cool.
[02:00:50]  And then, you know, their fat, fucking disgusting Samoan fat started getting to their head.
[02:00:55]  And the true pervert came out of this son of a bitch.
[02:00:57]  So I'm not even reading that idiot's name.
[02:01:01]  All right, suck duck for quack.

=== Not In A Wheelchair (15:02) ===

[02:01:03]  Hey, ghost, I ran out of weed last night.
[02:01:06]  I had some good ass chupacabra.
[02:01:08]  I'm driving to Colorado tomorrow to get an ounce or two.
[02:01:12]  What are the prices of ounces where you live, dude?
[02:01:15]  $140K for ounces?
[02:01:18]  Well, let's put it this way, man.
[02:01:19]  I mean, I don't even want to tell you.
[02:01:22]  It's illegal out here in Texas to consume tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:01:27]  So, like, I literally have to fucking buy it for like $100 an eighth.
[02:01:32]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:01:34]  $100 an eighth.
[02:01:36]  I'm not even joking.
[02:01:37]  And I know you people are going to be like, damn.
[02:01:40]  Oh, man.
[02:01:41]  Ah!
[02:01:42]  Hey, it's illegal for Christ's sake.
[02:01:45]  All right.
[02:01:47]  And what is this?
[02:01:48]  And F in chat for those who had their Discord accounts disabled because of the raid in the Saturday Night Troll show.
[02:01:56]  All right.
[02:01:57]  Art Hammond, you specifically, you asked for it for yourself.
[02:02:03]  You asked for it for yourself because, dude, you were posting.
[02:02:07]  You were posting man ass.
[02:02:09]  You were posting disgusting Twink man ass for Christ's sake.
[02:02:14]  And I don't appreciate it one bit.
[02:02:15]  All right.
[02:02:16]  We got 1M machine.
[02:02:19]  GX.
[02:02:20]  Why are they doing anything special for Martin Luther King?
[02:02:22]  Oh, dude, we're not going there.
[02:02:24]  All right.
[02:02:25]  We're not going there for Christ's sake.
[02:02:26]  Here's Anon.
[02:02:28]  And what the hell is this?
[02:02:29]  Is this the Chinese Carlos Milos?
[02:02:32]  And it's the Hebrew Carlos Milos, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:37]  Here's Seymour Butts.
[02:02:38]  GX, thanks for the show, Ghost.
[02:02:41]  No Thunderdome in Virginia.
[02:02:44]  What the hell is this?
[02:02:45]  Leaving Mexico, making a conscious decision to enter the United States illegally, fully knowing the consequences and being caught and detained by ICE?
[02:02:54]  American did this to me and my family.
[02:03:01]  That's pretty funny, dude.
[02:03:02]  Anyway, odd ice magician.
[02:03:04]  sup ghost is somebody actually watering a fuck that dude what the fuck is is that for real We gotta clean this transmitter here.
[02:03:13]  We gotta clean this electrical grid here.
[02:03:16]  You gotta be shitting me, dude.
[02:03:17]  All right, who has this?
[02:03:18]  Jellyfish?
[02:03:20]  I'm not, dude, I'm not selling that.
[02:03:22]  I'm not saying whatever it is.
[02:03:23]  Look at you, racist, man.
[02:03:28]  What up, dude?
[02:03:33]  My girlfriend's racist husband.
[02:03:35]  Tell Ms. Ghost thanks for the ride.
[02:03:37]  Smooth it up.
[02:03:38]  Fuck you, asshole, all right?
[02:03:40]  Let me tell you something.
[02:03:41]  Mrs. Ghost is in the other fucking room cleaning the house.
[02:03:44]  All right.
[02:03:46]  She's in the other room cleaning the house.
[02:03:48]  And when I get off this goddamn broadcast, she's going to be in the kitchen butt naked making me some fucking steak for Christ's sake.
[02:03:56]  All right?
[02:03:57]  Some surf and turf or some kind of bullshit like that.
[02:03:59]  So don't sit there and talk garbage, boy.
[02:04:02]  You know as well as I know you ain't got no woman.
[02:04:05]  You know, and you wish you had a woman, but you ain't got one because you're a neck bearded piece of fucking red-headed, four-eyed, freckled, fucking trash shit.
[02:04:13]  Motherfucker.
[02:04:14]  All right, go ahead.
[02:04:15]  Move on.
[02:04:15]  Let's move on with this shit.
[02:04:17]  All right.
[02:04:17]  Here it is.
[02:04:18]  James Earl Cash.
[02:04:19]  These are fucking racist, dude.
[02:04:20]  We're not condoning this.
[02:04:22]  All right.
[02:04:23]  And what is this dirty dan?
[02:04:24]  Hey, pinhead ghosty.
[02:04:26]  Looks like Trump's son has autism.
[02:04:28]  No, he doesn't.
[02:04:31]  No, he doesn't.
[02:04:33]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:04:34]  He doesn't have fucking autism.
[02:04:37]  He doesn't have fucking autism.
[02:04:39]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:04:41]  Here's the meme magician.
[02:04:42]  All right.
[02:04:42]  Get this meme magician out of her fucking snake up the ass having shit.
[02:04:47]  I'm dyslexic.
[02:04:48]  Fuck you, man.
[02:04:49]  I'm not dyslexic for Christ's sake.
[02:04:51]  I just don't care about what some of you people have to say.
[02:04:53]  What the fuck?
[02:04:54]  Behold, the nuclear cans power plant, the most optimal and unstable, excuse me, power plant since Chernobyl and Fukushima, powered by butter and beer cans?
[02:05:08]  All right, go fuck off, pylons.
[02:05:10]  All right.
[02:05:11]  Here's Texas history teacher, GX.
[02:05:13]  We just started talking about the Civil War in class this week.
[02:05:17]  I told my students that one of the main slave dealers in the South was a man named Thomas.
[02:05:22]  All right.
[02:05:22]  Fuck you.
[02:05:23]  All right.
[02:05:24]  Fuck you.
[02:05:27]  And what is this?
[02:05:27]  Cut myself laughing.
[02:05:29]  Asians are good cooks.
[02:05:31]  Oh my God.
[02:05:35]  Who the fuck did this cut myself?
[02:05:37]  Yeah, I'm banned.
[02:05:37]  Cut myself laughing, dude.
[02:05:39]  Ban this piece of shit.
[02:05:41]  I'm not even ban this fucker.
[02:05:43]  All right.
[02:05:44]  Piece of fucking garbage.
[02:05:45]  Ban this piece of shit.
[02:05:46]  Get him out of here.
[02:05:47]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[02:05:48]  He's banned.
[02:05:49]  Get him out of here.
[02:05:52]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:05:55]  All right.
[02:05:55]  Who else is this?
[02:05:56]  We got Oswald Mosley.
[02:05:58]  Didn't knew nothing wrong.
[02:05:59]  I don't even know who this fucker is, dude, but whatever.
[02:06:02]  And stop calling me dyslexic.
[02:06:04]  I'm not fucking dyslexic, you idiot.
[02:06:06]  All right.
[02:06:07]  And what is this, Poco Kitty?
[02:06:10]  These ethos need to fuck off.
[02:06:12]  They need to bring out sick pedos like TechGuy out.
[02:06:16]  I'm glad these fuckers are gone.
[02:06:17]  R.I.P. B.W. Bill Wagner crew.
[02:06:21]  No shit.
[02:06:22]  That's coming out from the past, baby.
[02:06:25]  That's a blast from the...
[02:06:26]  Oh, fuck you, Chandler.
[02:06:28]  Take it easy on the drinking tonight, ghost.
[02:06:31]  All right, fuck you.
[02:06:32]  Look at this.
[02:06:32]  That ain't me, man.
[02:06:33]  And I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, so go fuck off, man.
[02:06:39]  Anal sausages.
[02:06:40]  When Ghost Granny took a break from being pious, she promptly drank a fifth of Jameson, fought a cop, and forced herself on a pastor.
[02:06:51]  Look, man, if y'all are going to continue to be talking shit about my granny, I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
[02:06:56]  I'm getting the fuck out of here right now if y'all are going to be talking about my granny.
[02:07:00]  And a Poco Kitty, I already fucking fucking gave you a shout out.
[02:07:05]  What?
[02:07:06]  What is it?
[02:07:08]  Making your wife cook naked?
[02:07:10]  How cruel of you?
[02:07:11]  So what?
[02:07:12]  Let her wear a bra, or else you'll have fried sagging tits with your steak.
[02:07:15]  Hey, go fuck off, dude.
[02:07:16]  All right.
[02:07:17]  She wears an apron.
[02:07:18]  All right.
[02:07:18]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:07:19]  She's not cooking bacon or nothing, you fucking idiot.
[02:07:22]  Anyway, widow killer, GX ghost found some beer.
[02:07:27]  Ghost found some beer.
[02:07:28]  I think you'll love it.
[02:07:29]  What?
[02:07:30]  Pisner?
[02:07:31]  Is this for real?
[02:07:33]  Pisner?
[02:07:34]  Horse piss beer?
[02:07:37]  These are got to be fucking trolls, man.
[02:07:39]  These ain't for real.
[02:07:40]  These ain't real fucking beers, for Christ's sake.
[02:07:42]  Dog piss?
[02:07:44]  I mean, who anybody who drinks that is fucking retarded, dude?
[02:07:47]  I mean, I hate living in this Asperger autist world, man.
[02:07:51]  I mean, this just reinforces it.
[02:07:53]  I fucking hate this shit.
[02:07:55]  Why don't you get your fat ass in there and help your wife out?
[02:07:59]  Why?
[02:07:59]  No good husband, you are.
[02:08:01]  Your wife wouldn't want to see your hairy ass anyway.
[02:08:04]  I mean, you couldn't pleasure her anyway, because you are in a wheelchair.
[02:08:08]  I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
[02:08:11]  Stop fucking talking garbage, all right?
[02:08:16]  All right, what's going on?
[02:08:18]  Mr. Nagy Generation 7, GX and type R to ban R Master.
[02:08:24]  Demarcus Leibowitz, one of my blacks, made this related pick.
[02:08:29]  What is this?
[02:08:30]  Some gay shit.
[02:08:31]  Everyone else in the forum, are you enjoying my shout-out, sir?
[02:08:35]  R-Master?
[02:08:37]  I mean, this is the kind of drama that's partaking in the goddamn ghost forums.
[02:08:42]  If you haven't joined the ghost forums, go ahead and do so.
[02:08:45]  I'm just saying, man.
[02:08:46]  I'm just saying.
[02:08:47]  What is this?
[02:08:49]  Oh, shut up, you cracker.
[02:08:50]  Come roll your fat ass from Tobin Hill out here to the east side and say that to my face.
[02:08:55]  Tobin Hill.
[02:08:56]  Sincerely, Roman Pierce.
[02:08:58]  Tobin Hill?
[02:08:59]  That isn't even on the East Side, you fucking idiot.
[02:09:03]  And by the way, I know some people from the East Side, man.
[02:09:05]  What's up to the East Terrace gangsters out there, baby?
[02:09:09]  What's going on?
[02:09:11]  Eastside players.
[02:09:12]  Prove it.
[02:09:13]  Do for Lorico and prove you've got legs.
[02:09:17]  All right.
[02:09:18]  Do I have to do this now?
[02:09:21]  Do I have to do this shit now for Christ's sake?
[02:09:23]  All right.
[02:09:24]  I'm doing it.
[02:09:25]  All right.
[02:09:26]  I'm doing it for Christ's sake.
[02:09:28]  And I'm doing this for the last time.
[02:09:31]  All right.
[02:09:32]  I am doing this for the last fucking time.
[02:09:35]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:09:37]  I'm fucking tired of you guys giving me this fucking bullshit.
[02:09:41]  Ha, you're in a wheelchair, ghost.
[02:09:42]  We know it.
[02:09:47]  All right.
[02:09:47]  Let me go ahead.
[02:09:48]  Get some goddamn Forlorico music there, engineer.
[02:09:51]  You got it?
[02:09:55]  All right.
[02:09:56]  Let me see if we got it here.
[02:09:57]  Okay, let's go ahead and do this.
[02:09:59]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[02:10:00]  Put it on it.
[02:10:01]  You got it?
[02:10:01]  Put it on.
[02:10:02]  What is it?
[02:10:03]  Hold on.
[02:10:04]  Hold on.
[02:10:04]  We got to wait for another advertisement.
[02:10:06]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:08]  Because it's YouTube, YouTube.
[02:10:11]  Everybody's doing the YouTube.
[02:10:14]  All right.
[02:10:14]  Here we go.
[02:10:15]  Put on the music.
[02:10:16]  Let me stand up.
[02:10:17]  Let me stand up up in here.
[02:10:18]  I'm doing Forlorico.
[02:10:20]  Let me get the goddamn microphone down here.
[02:10:22]  Let me see.
[02:10:23]  Get this fucking microphone down here.
[02:10:25]  I'm a proof to you, sons of bitches.
[02:10:27]  Prove to you, motherfuckers, right now.
[02:10:30]  I'm going to prove to you, motherfuckers, right now.
[02:10:33]  Hold on.
[02:10:33]  Excuse all the fucking all the banging and shit.
[02:10:37]  All right.
[02:10:38]  What?
[02:10:38]  What?
[02:10:39]  Learn to read, you fat ass hunky.
[02:10:40]  I said from Tobin Hill to the east side.
[02:10:43]  Tobin Hill to the east side.
[02:10:44]  All right.
[02:10:44]  Well, who gives a shit, you stupid son of a bitch.
[02:10:46]  All right.
[02:10:47]  I'd whoop your ass and you know it.
[02:10:48]  All right.
[02:10:49]  Here we go.
[02:10:50]  Let's go ahead and play it, engineer.
[02:10:52]  I'm going to do for Lorico for everybody.
[02:10:54]  Here we go.
[02:10:57]  Uh-oh.
[02:10:57]  Here we go.
[02:10:59]  There we go.
[02:11:02]  Oh, yeah.
[02:11:03]  Here we go, baby.
[02:11:04]  I'm dancin', I'm dancin', I'm dancin', do you hear me, do you hear me?
[02:11:18]  I'm stomping my feet.
[02:11:19]  I'm doing for Lorico.
[02:11:21]  Listen!
[02:11:30]  I'm doing for Lorico.
[02:11:32]  I'm stomping my feet.
[02:11:34]  I'm doing for Loriko.
[02:11:36]  Yeah.
[02:11:55]  Oh, my God.
[02:11:57]  Oh, man.
[02:11:58]  My heart's beating like a rabbit.
[02:12:03]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:06]  Pause it, engineer.
[02:12:09]  Oh.
[02:12:10]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:11]  Fuck you, Vice Chairman, Fried Rice.
[02:12:13]  Hold on.
[02:12:15]  I'm out of breath.
[02:12:17]  Jesus Christ, I'm out of fucking breath for Christ's sake.
[02:12:20]  It's kind of hard.
[02:12:22]  You know what I mean?
[02:12:23]  It's kind of hard fucking doing For Lorico.
[02:12:25]  I don't know if you folks are familiar with For Lorico, but oh God, Jesus Christ.
[02:12:32]  Excuse my belch.
[02:12:35]  Woo!
[02:12:36]  Oh, man.
[02:12:37]  And shut up.
[02:12:38]  I'm not a fucking hambone, man.
[02:12:40]  I was stomping my feet.
[02:12:41]  I was doing For Lorico, man.
[02:12:45]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:48]  All right.
[02:12:49]  Let me calm down here.
[02:12:51]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:12:52]  Shut up.
[02:12:53]  I'm not a fat hambone.
[02:12:57]  All right.
[02:12:59]  All right.
[02:12:59]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[02:13:00]  Okay, here.
[02:13:01]  Let's.
[02:13:02]  I didn't.
[02:13:02]  This was Mr. Nagy Generation.
[02:13:04]  I think I forgot to show it.
[02:13:06]  I forgot to put the PC shot on.
[02:13:09]  Man, my heart's beating like a fucking rabbit.
[02:13:11]  It wasn't my fucking hands, you idiot.
[02:13:15]  I was stomping my feet.
[02:13:16]  I was doing for Lorico, you dickhead.
[02:13:21]  All right, let's move on.
[02:13:22]  Let me take a couple more shout-outs and get the fuck out of here.
[02:13:25]  All right.
[02:13:26]  What is this, Doki?
[02:13:27]  I've already fucking said Doki Doki, and that's supposed to be a picture of me.
[02:13:31]  Huh?
[02:13:31]  Yeah, is that supposed to be a picture of me?
[02:13:34]  Oswald Mosley did nothing wrong, you dyslexic, freakish little bitch.
[02:13:37]  I'm not dyslexic.
[02:13:39]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:13:41]  You fucking idiot.
[02:13:42]  I can read, all right?
[02:13:43]  I know how to spoke and I can read, you fucking dickheads.
[02:13:47]  Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[02:13:52]  You motherfuckers, man.
[02:13:54]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:13:54]  I'm trying to catch my breath.
[02:13:56]  I'm sorry.
[02:13:58]  I'm trying to catch my breath.
[02:14:00]  All right, here we go.
[02:14:01]  Let's move on here.
[02:14:03]  Okay.
[02:14:04]  The next shout out.
[02:14:06]  Sunburst Unicorn.
[02:14:07]  I found a photo of your wife.
[02:14:09]  Ah, God.
[02:14:10]  Oh, God.
[02:14:14]  Take that shit off.
[02:14:18]  For fuck's sake.
[02:14:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:23]  Here's Jewish meme man.
[02:14:24]  GX man.
[02:14:26]  The spicy donos that came after mine were a good laugh.
[02:14:30]  And just like the simulations, I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[02:14:35]  Yo, little ghostie, I never knew you sang the first two albums of Iron Maiden.
[02:14:43]  I'm not.
[02:14:43]  Oh, come on.
[02:14:45]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
[02:14:48]  All right, everybody, just fuck off.
[02:14:51]  And look, here's Ricardo Milos GX Ghost's Worst Nightmare, The Weird War Tales, and what are these?
[02:14:59]  A bunch of tryhards with a Nazi flag?
[02:15:02]  And of course, DC would be promoting this stupid shit, right?
[02:15:05]  DC's falling off the fucking map.
[02:15:08]  Burger planet.
[02:15:09]  This ain't the real burger.
[02:15:10]  This better not be the real Burger Planet.
[02:15:12]  This better not be the real Burger Planet.
[02:15:14]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:15:16]  Hey, guys, ditch this fucking loser and come to my channel.
[02:15:19]  I make better content.
[02:15:21]  What I do is I pretend I'm like little characters.
[02:15:24]  And I try to act like an obnoxious fat fucking ginger.
[02:15:29]  And yeah, Bernie 2020 because I'm a fat fucking idiot.
[02:15:36]  Ton618GX and what the hell is this?
[02:15:40]  Engineer, come over here and clean my wheel.
[02:15:43]  Fuck off.
[02:15:43]  Get this shit out of here.
[02:15:48]  We got Russell Sterling Dyer.
[02:15:50]  Okay, let's do this Jewish shekels.
[02:15:53]  Also, radio graffiti thing is fun.
[02:15:56]  Happy anti-democracy.
[02:15:57]  What the fuck is this?
[02:15:59]  The Semitic Ghost Show hosted by Semitic Ghost.
[02:16:04]  Dude, give me a fucking break, man.

=== I Am Not An Anti-Semite (02:27) ===

[02:16:06]  All right.
[02:16:06]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:16:08]  All right.
[02:16:08]  So what?
[02:16:09]  I am not an anti-Semite.
[02:16:12]  And what's going on to Fat Man 1945?
[02:16:16]  He knows what's up.
[02:16:17]  MEGA!
[02:16:18]  Four more years, baby.
[02:16:20]  Trump 2020.
[02:16:22]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:16:23]  Thank you, Fat Man1945.
[02:16:25]  Trump 2020.
[02:16:27]  And what the hell is this, Bathroom Dwayne GX?
[02:16:29]  What the hell is this?
[02:16:31]  When you hug a guy and you smell his cologne, when you can smell his cologne on your pillows, even though he's not there.
[02:16:40]  Oh, well, that's colon.
[02:16:42]  It's not cologne.
[02:16:43]  But I understand.
[02:16:44]  This is new internet speak.
[02:16:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:16:47]  This is the new internet speak.
[02:16:50]  This is women.
[02:16:51]  And you all wonder why I say that women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[02:16:56]  And you wonder why I say women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[02:17:01]  I'm just saying, y'all remember that bridge collapse that happened in Florida?
[02:17:05]  That was designed by a group of women.
[02:17:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:08]  So I'm just saying, all right?
[02:17:11]  Anyway, they got clogged up colons, these stupid bitches.
[02:17:16]  Wait, what the fuck?
[02:17:19]  Oh, man.
[02:17:20]  Take that shit off, dude.
[02:17:21]  That's fucked up.
[02:17:22]  Take that shit off.
[02:17:24]  No fucking way.
[02:17:26]  Take that shit off.
[02:17:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:17:32]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:17:33]  I didn't mean to do.
[02:17:33]  I don't know what the hell that was about, dude.
[02:17:35]  That was fucked up.
[02:17:37]  That was fucked up.
[02:17:38]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:17:40]  And what is this?
[02:17:41]  Democrat Sue Iran over the right to use death to America.
[02:17:44]  Yeah, no shit.
[02:17:45]  Thank you.
[02:17:46]  If you're a Democrat in America, you're anti-American scum.
[02:17:50]  And don't you ever forget about that.
[02:17:53]  Anyway, we've got El Nick Edwards, MMS.
[02:17:56]  Didn't I already, I already fucking shout this guy out.
[02:17:59]  I already shouted this guy out for Christ's sake.
[02:18:02]  And what is this, Fat Marshall?
[02:18:04]  First things first, that was fake as hell.
[02:18:07]  You used your hands.
[02:18:09]  You're really out of breath from just banging a few things around.
[02:18:12]  I thought you had lots of energy.
[02:18:14]  Lose some weight, fatty.
[02:18:16]  Trump 2020 as well.
[02:18:18]  Woo!
[02:18:21]  Well, first of all, I was really doing fucking Ford Lorico.
[02:18:26]  I was stomping my fucking feet.
[02:18:28]  I mean, do you really think that I'd be out of breath if I was doing that with my hands, you fucking dickheads?

=== Democrat Scum (13:38) ===

[02:18:33]  I mean, do you honestly believe?
[02:18:34]  Do you honestly think that?
[02:18:37]  All right, let's move on.
[02:18:38]  Put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
[02:18:40]  Thanks a lot, Fat Marshall.
[02:18:42]  All right, let's go over here.
[02:18:44]  We've got IP and UI.
[02:18:46]  Yeah, real fucking funny.
[02:18:48]  Thanks for telling me to invest in buttcoin.
[02:18:51]  I'm not.
[02:18:51]  Fuck you.
[02:18:52]  I didn't tell anybody to invest in butt coin.
[02:18:55]  Can you explain this?
[02:18:57]  Dude, everybody was around Jeffrey Epstein.
[02:19:01]  That doesn't mean he was on Epstein Island, you dickhead.
[02:19:05]  Epstein was around anybody who was affluent in general.
[02:19:08]  He fucking ran around the elite circles.
[02:19:11]  Stephen fucking Hawking was on Epstein Island, all right?
[02:19:17]  Stephen fucking Hawking.
[02:19:19]  He was not on Epstein.
[02:19:20]  Dude, y'all fucking, fuck you.
[02:19:22]  Fuck all of you people, man.
[02:19:23]  All right?
[02:19:24]  Fuck all of you people.
[02:19:25]  All right.
[02:19:27]  And what is this?
[02:19:29]  Vending machine GX.
[02:19:30]  What the hell is this?
[02:19:31]  Albinism.
[02:19:33]  All right.
[02:19:37]  All right, whatever.
[02:19:38]  And this is fucking Bathrobe Dwayne, obviously getting pissed off.
[02:19:41]  I don't even know who the guy is.
[02:19:42]  He looks like a fucking lamer.
[02:19:44]  We got Green Pill Gary.
[02:19:46]  People are still arguing in Canada if the anthem's lyrics is all thy sons or all of us.
[02:19:53]  Here I'm thinking this could be solved by just looking back at the true Canadian anthem, God save the queen.
[02:20:00]  And to be honest with you, did y'all hear that Markle and Prince Harry are not really allowed?
[02:20:08]  They don't want them in Canadia.
[02:20:10]  They don't want somebody that is a part of the royal family living in Canada because they feel that that is a colonization of their commonwealth.
[02:20:20]  I mean, they still oblige being a part of the commonwealth of the crown, but they don't want any of the royal family living in Canada because they don't want the royal family to claim Canada as their own.
[02:20:34]  So it's very interesting what's happening with dumbass fucking that ethnically ambiguous slut bag and Prince Harry.
[02:20:42]  Very, very interesting to say the least.
[02:20:45]  Anyway, we got Colonel Transisco in the house.
[02:20:47]  Hello, Ghost GX.
[02:20:49]  Here is the post you missed during 133 shout outs.
[02:20:53]  GX ghost, here is my nightly lineup of silver investments and my Egypt Karnak Temple Guard 10-inch long replica Damascus steel dagger.
[02:21:04]  The handle of the dagger is camelbone.
[02:21:07]  The rounds are my four two-ounce Egyptian God series rounds.
[02:21:12]  It includes the gods of the goat-headed Kanum, Jackal, and the head of Anabus and crocodile-headed.
[02:21:21]  All right, we get it.
[02:21:22]  All right.
[02:21:22]  What is this?
[02:21:23]  Let me see this shit.
[02:21:24]  Pretty impressive, dude.
[02:21:26]  And let me tell you something.
[02:21:27]  Colonel Transisco, he knows, like, you know, I'm going to put my money in something here.
[02:21:33]  I'm going to make sure to make my money work for me somehow.
[02:21:36]  And he's putting in silver.
[02:21:38]  So cheers to Colonel Transisco.
[02:21:40]  Very, very impressive, to say the least, man.
[02:21:43]  Very impressive.
[02:21:44]  All right, we got, what is this?
[02:21:46]  Demar Calabuti's 88.
[02:21:49]  What is this?
[02:21:50]  GX in the chat.
[02:21:51]  You fucking piece of shit.
[02:21:54]  You fuck.
[02:21:55]  Get this shit.
[02:21:55]  Get it out of here.
[02:21:56]  Get him out of here.
[02:21:58]  And what is this?
[02:21:59]  Junkyard America GX.
[02:22:01]  The other night, I gone out drinking and was living at large on the tad that I left.
[02:22:06]  This is just a tip for the leftist dirty dish rag single whore mom bartender after hearing she didn't vote for him.
[02:22:14]  You goddamn right.
[02:22:15]  Look at that's a bad, that's badass right there, baby.
[02:22:18]  That's badass.
[02:22:19]  Trump 2020, baby.
[02:22:21]  MEGA!
[02:22:22]  MEGA!
[02:22:23]  You fucking Milky Lickers.
[02:22:26]  And wait, this is some white supremacist shit here.
[02:22:28]  What is this?
[02:22:29]  Viewer of a dying shit.
[02:22:30]  Fuck you.
[02:22:31]  What are you talking about?
[02:22:32]  All right, the ghost show, true capitalist radio and true conservative radio was going strong.
[02:22:36]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, boy.
[02:22:38]  All right, we're underground, but we're big time.
[02:22:42]  I'm not even gonna read your shit because you said that, you piece of shit.
[02:22:45]  Here's Ashley, GX ghost.
[02:22:47]  Time to flex some capitalist nuts.
[02:22:49]  For those who don't know, I bought a new car over the weekend.
[02:22:52]  Here's a picture of me chilling inside of it.
[02:22:55]  Damn thing particularly looks like a bat mobile inside.
[02:22:59]  That's the kind of nice stuff you get when you devote your life to capitalism.
[02:23:04]  Cheers, baby.
[02:23:05]  You're damn right.
[02:23:06]  Look at that.
[02:23:07]  Huh?
[02:23:08]  You see, that's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
[02:23:13]  All right.
[02:23:13]  Everybody else is out there waiting for things to happen to them.
[02:23:18]  You know that people are waiting for things to happen to them while capitalists go out and make things happen.
[02:23:26]  Do you understand me?
[02:23:28]  Capitalists go out and make things happen, baby.
[02:23:31]  Anyway, here's Marshall Bernsey.
[02:23:33]  What's up, ghost?
[02:23:34]  Who was that?
[02:23:34]  Is that comfy?
[02:23:35]  Huh?
[02:23:35]  Your little comfy fucking Pepe there.
[02:23:37]  Well, nuclear war happens.
[02:23:39]  Nuclear war ain't going to happen, you fucking oversensitive pricks.
[02:23:43]  Zed Commander GX, cheers to you, ghosts.
[02:23:46]  Thank you, Zed Commander.
[02:23:48]  Remember the Alahomo.
[02:23:50]  I have nothing funny to post.
[02:23:52]  Sorry to all your viewers.
[02:23:53]  Yeah, fuck you.
[02:23:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:56]  All right, Skunkler, you're out of here, dude.
[02:23:59]  All right, I'm not even joking.
[02:24:01]  I mean, wait a minute.
[02:24:02]  Hold on.
[02:24:02]  Is that my fucking autograph in a fucking shit bowl?
[02:24:06]  That's my autograph.
[02:24:07]  Take that shit out of here.
[02:24:08]  Fuck you, man.
[02:24:10]  Fuck you.
[02:24:11]  You put my autograph in a fucking shit bowl.
[02:24:15]  I'm done after this.
[02:24:16]  I'm done.
[02:24:16]  I'm not taking any more fucking shout outs after this.
[02:24:19]  All right.
[02:24:19]  Here's Olive Yakslov.
[02:24:21]  Can you please address what happened on the Saturday Night Troll show with the Discord raid?
[02:24:26]  It got a few.
[02:24:26]  I already said what happened.
[02:24:29]  I already said what happened, Olive Yakslov.
[02:24:31]  For whatever reason, people decided to go and fucking raid Attila's Discord.
[02:24:36]  I was trying to get to Attila's Discord to conversate with him on his live stream, and everybody just started coming into his Discord and started posting twink man ass fucking prolapse anuses taking dumps.
[02:24:49]  I mean, really disgusting, filthy shit.
[02:24:53]  And those people got their asses banned.
[02:24:55]  Rightfully fucking so.
[02:24:56]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:24:57]  All right.
[02:24:58]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:25:00]  Anyway, we got Blood Bathory.
[02:25:02]  Oh, dude, I'm not.
[02:25:03]  What the fuck?
[02:25:03]  What is this?
[02:25:05]  What is this?
[02:25:09]  All right, Miss AK.
[02:25:10]  This whole fucking show is boring.
[02:25:12]  Yeah, your fucking Poonanny is boring.
[02:25:14]  That's why you're here listening to me.
[02:25:15]  All right.
[02:25:16]  That's why you're a woman listening to me because your Poonanny is boring.
[02:25:19]  It's fucking sideways.
[02:25:21]  It looks like a retard saying, Spaghetti.
[02:25:25]  We got Mr. Fortune Cookie up in here.
[02:25:28]  Comrade, your biographical film is number one in the Chinese box office.
[02:25:32]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:25:35]  12 years of global.
[02:25:37]  I'm not a fucking globalist, you shithead.
[02:25:40]  I'm not a goddamn globalist.
[02:25:42]  I'm a nationalist.
[02:25:44]  I'm pro-America.
[02:25:45]  Do you understand?
[02:25:46]  I'm ride or die with Trump.
[02:25:49]  I've told you all this before.
[02:25:51]  I would follow Trump into hell.
[02:25:54]  You understand that?
[02:25:55]  You people should have some fucking respect for this president, son of a bitch.
[02:26:00]  All right, what is this?
[02:26:01]  Oh, look at this ghosty GX by Lap Lasagna.
[02:26:05]  That's more like it right there.
[02:26:07]  That's really what Joe Biden's doing to his constituency, to the people that support him.
[02:26:13]  You're going to vote for old Joe, aren't you?
[02:26:15]  You better vote for me, or I'm going to go ahead and bomb your house with my cell phone.
[02:26:22]  All right, we got Death by Bacon.
[02:26:24]  You are, who are you kidding, Ghost?
[02:26:26]  We all, excuse me, we know what you're really going to do on Saturday.
[02:26:30]  Dude, all right, I'm done.
[02:26:32]  All right, that's the end of it.
[02:26:32]  All right, I'm done with shout-outs.
[02:26:34]  You fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
[02:26:36]  I'm done with this shit, man.
[02:26:38]  I'm not going to sit over here and appease you people with fucking shout-outs.
[02:26:41]  If you're going to do nothing but besmirch me and insult me, I'm not fucking doing it.
[02:26:47]  You're a fucking piece of trash.
[02:26:49]  Fuck you.
[02:26:50]  I'm not doing anymore.
[02:26:51]  You people piss me off.
[02:26:54]  You people piss me the fuck off.
[02:26:58]  Anyway, well, what?
[02:26:59]  What?
[02:27:01]  Aren't you a bureaucrat?
[02:27:02]  I'm not a fucking bureaucrat.
[02:27:04]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:27:05]  I ain't no filthy fucking bureaucrat.
[02:27:08]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:27:10]  You understand that?
[02:27:13]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:27:16]  And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[02:27:19]  Do you understand me?
[02:27:21]  I deserve the respect accorded to that title.
[02:27:24]  All right, you know what?
[02:27:25]  Let me have the rest of my cola.
[02:27:30]  All right.
[02:27:32]  You fuckers want to play, huh?
[02:27:35]  You fucking cuckhole connoisseurs.
[02:27:38]  You fucking urinal cake curators.
[02:27:41]  You fucking colon tenderizers.
[02:27:43]  You want to fuck with me?
[02:27:45]  You want to fuck with me?
[02:27:47]  All right, I'm doing me.
[02:27:48]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:27:49]  All right.
[02:27:50]  I'm doing fucking me.
[02:27:51]  And you know what?
[02:27:52]  I don't have anything to, I don't have any beer.
[02:27:55]  But I've got tetrahydrocannebinol.
[02:27:58]  I've got some marijuana.
[02:27:59]  I've got the reefer.
[02:28:01]  I've got the grass.
[02:28:02]  I've got the devil's lettuce.
[02:28:04]  The chat would appreciate a better look at your autograph.
[02:28:07]  It's a collector's item.
[02:28:09]  Fuck you, skunkler.
[02:28:10]  All right.
[02:28:11]  Fuck you, asshole.
[02:28:12]  You're an asshole.
[02:28:14]  Can you please continue shout-outs?
[02:28:16]  I have one waiting at the end.
[02:28:18]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:19]  Are you shitting me?
[02:28:20]  Continue to do shout-outs.
[02:28:24]  Some of you guys already know, so let's inform the rest.
[02:28:27]  What?
[02:28:27]  Our master does piano covers of anime music like the Autistic Tard that he owns.
[02:28:32]  What?
[02:28:32]  Here's the receipt if you don't believe me.
[02:28:35]  What a fruitcake.
[02:28:36]  Oh my god.
[02:28:41]  Man, what am I supposed to say to that?
[02:28:43]  What am I supposed to say that this guy out here, he's laying musical beds for fucking anime out here?
[02:28:48]  Huh?
[02:28:49]  How come I'm not shocked by this?
[02:28:52]  How come I am not shocked?
[02:28:55]  All right, look, I'm only going to continue on with the shout-outs because you had Capitalist Gamer.
[02:29:01]  Capitalist Gamer said, you know, he gave me a 10 bucker.
[02:29:06]  So I'm going to do maybe one or two more pages and that's it.
[02:29:09]  All right, you fucking son of a bitch.
[02:29:11]  Anyway, we got Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[02:29:14]  GX, and what is this?
[02:29:16]  Alien and a demon.
[02:29:18]  What is this?
[02:29:18]  Hold on.
[02:29:20]  What is it?
[02:29:21]  Ghost Baby, I want you to shit on.
[02:29:23]  Oh, no.
[02:29:23]  Oh, God.
[02:29:24]  It happened again.
[02:29:25]  Come on, man.
[02:29:27]  Engineer, come clean up my dick with your nice sticky tongue.
[02:29:31]  I love the feel of your tongue on my anal passage.
[02:29:33]  Feel so go.
[02:29:34]  I want you to shit on my tongue while.
[02:29:36]  Dude, you know, I knew you were a sick fuck.
[02:29:38]  You know, I knew you were a sick, perverted piece of shit.
[02:29:41]  I knew it, man.
[02:29:43]  I knew it.
[02:29:44]  And what is this?
[02:29:46]  Aliens, a drawing as a demon, so aliens are demons.
[02:29:50]  And I saw three unclean spirit-like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon.
[02:29:56]  Huh?
[02:29:56]  Praise Keck, by the way.
[02:29:58]  What is this?
[02:29:59]  Fat Marshal Cola.
[02:30:01]  I thought you were back on beer.
[02:30:03]  I was back on beer for Tuesday, okay?
[02:30:07]  I'm trying to clean myself out.
[02:30:08]  I'm trying not to drink as much.
[02:30:11]  I'm trying to get this fucking beer gut to go away.
[02:30:14]  And by the way, I'm drinking on Saturday when I go to Twin Peaks when they have fucking 29-degree beer on tap, when they've got fucking screens all over the goddamn place.
[02:30:27]  They got ghost hot pepper wings, and that's being served by 18 to 24-year-old pieces of fucking ass.
[02:30:35]  All right, that's where I'll be.
[02:30:36]  All right, that's where I'll be.
[02:30:38]  That's where I'm going.
[02:30:41]  So anyway, let's move on.
[02:30:42]  Put the PC shot.
[02:30:43]  Hold on, wait, hold on.
[02:30:44]  Let me look at something first before I put the PC shot on.
[02:30:47]  All right, we're good.
[02:30:49]  All right, let's put the PC shot back on.
[02:30:52]  Here it is.
[02:30:54]  Wait, what the fuck is this?
[02:30:59]  All right, okay, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[02:31:02]  Vice Chairman Shrimp Fried Rice, GX Firthy Capiterist.
[02:31:08]  And is that supposed to be me in Tenement Square, for Christ's sake?
[02:31:11]  Is that supposed to be me?
[02:31:12]  Tenement Square.
[02:31:14]  All right.
[02:31:14]  Make it to the end of nine, Uncle Ghost.
[02:31:17]  Make it to the end of nine, Uncle Ghost.
[02:31:20]  You know what, Noble Savage?
[02:31:21]  You're usually pretty cool, man.
[02:31:22]  But come on, man.
[02:31:24]  Come on, mane.
[02:31:26]  All right, we got Mom Spaghetti Killed Ghost.
[02:31:29]  Yeah, fuck off.
[02:31:30]  Ben R. Tardmaster, GX, Happy Bathhouse Thursday.
[02:31:34]  This ain't a Bathhouse Thursday, you son of a bitch.
[02:31:36]  Ghetto Ghost, pick of Ghost's favorite new beer.
[02:31:40]  El Chapo.
[02:31:42]  Is that a real new beer for real?
[02:31:44]  I mean, if I were El Chapo, I'd be fucking suing their asses off for trademark infringement, dude.
[02:31:50]  El Chapo!
[02:31:52]  I wonder how that fucking.
[02:31:53]  I wonder how that tastes.
[02:31:55]  I wonder if it tastes like some Mexican chick that just swallowed heroin or something.
[02:32:00]  I'm kidding.
[02:32:01]  I'm kidding.
[02:32:03]  All right, here's ST Mike.
[02:32:06]  Hold on, put the PC.
[02:32:07]  What is this?
[02:32:08]  I want so bad to make love to your hairy boomer, fat ass.

=== No Inner Circle Black Titanium (05:13) ===

[02:32:11]  Oh, jeez.
[02:32:12]  Play your kazoo nose as I play the rusty trombone.
[02:32:16]  Dude, Pettis, what the fuck, dude?
[02:32:19]  What the fuck?
[02:32:22]  Anyway, Meme Magic, what is this?
[02:32:26]  2020 Lexus GX Lexus GX 2020 vehicle.
[02:32:33]  Unfucking believable, for Christ's sake.
[02:32:36]  Unfucking believable.
[02:32:38]  Anyway, we got aesthetic.
[02:32:41]  Played a game of Fortnite with Jackler just before the show.
[02:32:44]  Hadn't played it in a year or so.
[02:32:46]  So he pretty much carried me through the whole game.
[02:32:50]  Yeah, and by the way, I am going to remind everybody in the next week and a half to two weeks, I am going to be bringing back the chat room.
[02:33:00]  And for you folks that don't remember, I used to have a chat room that people could pay five bucks a month to go into, and it turned into Lord of the Flies and shit.
[02:33:09]  It will be coming up here in the next week and week and a half.
[02:33:13]  And as I stated, possibly the top 15 to 20 donators are going to get free access to it because, you know, come on, man.
[02:33:20]  You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers already paid for it.
[02:33:24]  So, and not to mention, active inner circle members are going to get free access to it as well.
[02:33:31]  All right.
[02:33:32]  All right.
[02:33:32]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:33:34]  So, you know, it's going to be free access to some inner circle members that are active within the inner circle.
[02:33:41]  And the top 20, I'm going to make a top 25 donator.
[02:33:45]  Since nobody gave me their address so I could give them a free autograph or anything.
[02:33:50]  I'll just go ahead and give you free access to the goddamn new chat room.
[02:33:54]  And by the way, if you're going to join the new chat room, please let's not make it like it was before, man.
[02:34:02]  All right, let's not let's not make it like it was before.
[02:34:04]  Y'all remember how it was the last time, dude?
[02:34:07]  I mean, do y'all remember that shit?
[02:34:09]  That was horrible.
[02:34:10]  All right.
[02:34:12]  What?
[02:34:14]  Ghost baby buns come shit on my face so I can run my finger though.
[02:34:17]  It and lick my fingers.
[02:34:19]  What the fuck?
[02:34:20]  Fuck are you talking about look for man ass, but you can look for my man ass.
[02:34:24]  Oh Baby, dude take about ten steps away from my butt crack man All right, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk.
[02:34:36]  Anyway, I don't want any of this happening if we have the new chat room.
[02:34:40]  I don't want any of this happening.
[02:34:42]  I don't want to hear this.
[02:34:44]  And for all those, you already know what this music means.
[02:34:49]  If you were there, you understand?
[02:34:53]  Introducing the new chat room, also called Inner Circle Bronze.
[02:34:57]  Fuck you, all right?
[02:34:58]  There's no Inner Circle Bronze.
[02:35:01]  Y'all remember this, right?
[02:35:03]  Whenever you heard this in that chat room, it was time for the Thunderdome, baby.
[02:35:14]  Oh, man.
[02:35:14]  All right, turn it off.
[02:35:15]  Turn it off.
[02:35:16]  All right.
[02:35:17]  We don't want none of that this time around, folks.
[02:35:19]  All right.
[02:35:20]  We don't want none of that this time around.
[02:35:22]  Seriously.
[02:35:23]  I mean, people got emotionally scarred for life because of that.
[02:35:28]  So anyway, let's move on here.
[02:35:30]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:35:32]  We got half Ghost Weibo.
[02:35:35]  Fuck you with the snake asshole.
[02:35:37]  Can't abuser.
[02:35:38]  Remember, folks, this is how the pet Mexican pays for his $20, $20 video donos.
[02:35:43]  The all-new Inner Circle Black Titanium credit card.
[02:35:47]  Meanwhile, Discord shot themselves in the foot for charging me while my account was disabled.
[02:35:53]  All I did was promote Ghost as I see, trying to get people to purchase an Inner Circle gold membership card on that server.
[02:36:01]  Well, then again, listen, let me explain to you something there, Canzabuser.
[02:36:06]  If your server, if your server was used to kind of spread the link to access Attila's Discord server, that's probably why you're being disconnected.
[02:36:21]  So if you had Pettus in your fucking Discord and he was posting all, he was posting links all over there on how to get there, that's, you know, that's the way it is.
[02:36:31]  Okay, that's probably why you got, you know, fucking banned from Discord.
[02:36:36]  And by the way, there is no fucking inner circle black titanium.
[02:36:40]  There ain't none of that shit, all right?
[02:36:44]  All right, who is this?
[02:36:45]  Dave Hester GX.
[02:36:47]  What does this say?
[02:36:49]  Well, this is some fucking anime bullshit, but what is this?
[02:36:51]  Localized 9.0 earthquake destroys prison of Jeffrey Epstein.
[02:36:55]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:36:57]  Sneakiest Chameleon.
[02:36:59]  GX, I'm still wondering when the awards are shipped.
[02:37:02]  Oh, yeah, by the way, Sneakest Chameleon.
[02:37:04]  I got everybody who sent me their address that want a ghostie, I've got it.
[02:37:09]  And I will tell you, we're printing out the ghosties now.
[02:37:12]  Every one of them have got to be personalized and individually signed and shit.
[02:37:17]  We've got some people that want old ghosties from 2017.
[02:37:21]  So, you know, we got a lot of work to do.
[02:37:23]  So, but they will be shipped.

=== Localized Earthquake Destroys Prison (15:16) ===

[02:37:25]  Don't worry about it.
[02:37:26]  I've got you, Sneakiest Chameleon.
[02:37:28]  And everybody else who shot me their address, I will send them a ghosty award.
[02:37:35]  All right.
[02:37:36]  So anyway, let's continue going here.
[02:37:38]  We've got PSN Parker Place.
[02:37:40]  Sup, ghosts.
[02:37:40]  It's been a while.
[02:37:41]  Enjoy a picture from Gab Chat about the TARD chat trying to get some heat.
[02:37:46]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:37:48]  Shout out to Tomahawk 4th.
[02:37:50]  Ghost ignores him because he is poor and can't donate.
[02:37:53]  Shame on yourself.
[02:37:55]  What are you talking about?
[02:37:57]  What are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
[02:38:00]  Anyway, I don't know what the hell this means, PSN Parker Place, but whatever.
[02:38:04]  And what is this?
[02:38:05]  I went to Jeff's.
[02:38:06]  Fuck off with this Weebo bullshit.
[02:38:09]  Anybody who watches this that's over the age of 18, all right, anyone who watches this kind of shit over the age of 18, you should be fucking put on your local PD's Vice Squad.
[02:38:20]  And if there's any sexual assault that happens within two miles of your living vicinity, you should be the prime suspect, man.
[02:38:28]  All right?
[02:38:29]  You should be the prime suspect.
[02:38:31]  Here's Ghost Transgender Daughter.
[02:38:34]  GX dad stopped trying to leech from IC2 a web comic like it.
[02:38:39]  Go fuck off, asshole.
[02:38:40]  I'm not a fucking web comic.
[02:38:42]  All right?
[02:38:43]  I'm not a web comic.
[02:38:45]  I'm a broadcaster.
[02:38:47]  Big fucking difference.
[02:38:50]  Big fucking difference.
[02:38:54]  Action Capitalist.
[02:38:57]  I'm surprised no one really used an alt in that raid back on Saturday.
[02:39:01]  I'm just saying, kind of a bummer for those who are affected.
[02:39:05]  I didn't tell anybody to do shit.
[02:39:08]  Here's Fish Fast.
[02:39:10]  GX, I love my parents' 2000 Subaru outback.
[02:39:13]  Took it up to the beautiful Georgia Mountains to fish for trout last spring.
[02:39:18]  They've got a 15 outback that, and it drives like shit.
[02:39:22]  You're right, Ghost.
[02:39:23]  A lot of the new cars suck.
[02:39:25]  90s to 2000 Japanese cars are the best.
[02:39:28]  My dad's 92 Civic Manual that has more than 500,000 miles on it, maybe 600 on the odometer before it broke.
[02:39:36]  Unbelievable, dude.
[02:39:37]  That's why I keep telling people mechanical cars are where it's at.
[02:39:42]  You don't want none of this computerized bullshit.
[02:39:44]  You don't want to be a beta tester.
[02:39:46]  All right.
[02:39:47]  That's what consumers are I already gave this guy A fucking Hey look If I already gave you A fucking shout out I'm not giving you Another one And there's Anthony Jay.
[02:39:55]  Did you watch...
[02:39:56]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:39:58]  What?
[02:40:00]  Skip to page 10.
[02:40:02]  All right, go fuck off, Pettis.
[02:40:03]  All right, go fuck your mother.
[02:40:04]  All right.
[02:40:05]  Did you watch the WHAT?
[02:40:09]  Nice one fish fast.
[02:40:10]  I daily a 2000 Impreza Outback Sport wagon, and I love it.
[02:40:15]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:40:17]  Mechanical cars, dude.
[02:40:18]  Mechanical cars.
[02:40:20]  They're ST Mike.
[02:40:21]  First, I'm going to push your ass down a hill till you fall off.
[02:40:24]  Then I'm going to pull down your pants and fuck your anal passage baby.
[02:40:27]  I mean, do y'all hear this shit?
[02:40:28]  Your anal passage will get away.
[02:40:30]  Do y'all hear what I've got to fucking put up with here?
[02:40:36]  Oh my God, dude.
[02:40:37]  Can you fuck off, please?
[02:40:38]  All right.
[02:40:38]  Can you just fuck off, please?
[02:40:41]  Can you fuck off, please?
[02:40:44]  All right, who is this?
[02:40:46]  All right.
[02:40:47]  Let's go to the next one here.
[02:40:48]  Noble Savage.
[02:40:49]  GX, if you made it this far, you are the host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:40:54]  What is this?
[02:40:55]  Animals of Australia.
[02:40:57]  Aw, dude.
[02:40:59]  Dude, that is wrong.
[02:41:01]  That is fucking unbelievably wrong, considering Australia has had horrible wildfires that have burned about 25 million acres.
[02:41:12]  All right, dude.
[02:41:12]  You guys are macabre, dude.
[02:41:14]  You guys are fucking macabre.
[02:41:15]  I don't know what else to say.
[02:41:17]  You're fucking macabre.
[02:41:19]  Taiwan relay operator.
[02:41:21]  Hi, ghost.
[02:41:22]  China has now called West Taiwan here in Taiwan.
[02:41:27]  Please stop referring to West Taiwan as China.
[02:41:30]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:41:32]  And what is this, Pettis?
[02:41:34]  I said, I'm not going to fucking skip to page 10.
[02:41:37]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:41:38]  All right.
[02:41:38]  I'll get there when I get there.
[02:41:40]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:41:43]  Thank you, Taiwan relay operators.
[02:41:46]  Me magician.
[02:41:48]  The image of my pet snake triggers you.
[02:41:50]  You don't got no pet snake, you idiot.
[02:41:52]  And if you do, I hope it strangles you to death.
[02:41:55]  Anyway, we got Jenova Wolf.
[02:41:57]  Hey, ghost.
[02:41:57]  I know I've donated earlier in the Broadcrats, but I decided to make a forum post to just say cheers to you, Cans Abuser, Dark Me Magician Girl, etc.
[02:42:07]  Also, here's a photo of a 58 Chevy Apache.
[02:42:10]  Me and my younger brother and stepdad just finished and got up and running to be roadworthy and a pickup version of a Ford Bronco at a car show in Marietta, Georgia.
[02:42:20]  Take a look at this.
[02:42:22]  I mean, if you got that running, dude, that, you know, that body looks, I mean, you got to look at the undercarriage, make sure it's not rusting out.
[02:42:29]  But I'm telling you, if you fix up these sons of bitches, you can make some serious money.
[02:42:33]  Take a look at that out of that car show.
[02:42:34]  Look at that.
[02:42:36]  Nice.
[02:42:36]  Perfectly reproduced.
[02:42:38]  Perfectly refurbished, I should say.
[02:42:42]  Cheers to Jenova Wolf, one Mo Gan, even though his name is Ghost's Kazoo Nose.
[02:42:48]  Apathetic Mystery.
[02:42:50]  Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
[02:42:51]  Look at this.
[02:42:51]  Is this two male enemies kissing each other?
[02:42:55]  Fucking fruit bowls.
[02:42:57]  Russell Sterling Dyer.
[02:42:59]  Dude, I already fucking said your fucking name for Christ's sake.
[02:43:02]  Oh, my God.
[02:43:04]  Stupid dyslexic idiot.
[02:43:05]  I said skip page 10, as in go from page 9 to 11 in the retard.
[02:43:10]  Well, too bad.
[02:43:11]  All right.
[02:43:11]  We're fucking doing page 10, whether you like it or not.
[02:43:13]  All right.
[02:43:14]  Frank Burke, GX, St. George, will make semifinals in 2020 in Sydney Rugby League competition.
[02:43:23]  You know, they try to stop rugby from being broadcasted here in America because they know it competes too much with fucking NFL football.
[02:43:30]  I am a big fan of rugby, by the way.
[02:43:32]  The Awesome Sponge, GX.
[02:43:34]  Ah, goddammit!
[02:43:38]  All right, dude.
[02:43:39]  David Hester, you're out of here, you fucking piece of garbage.
[02:43:42]  You're fucking out of here.
[02:43:43]  You fucking piece of shit.
[02:43:45]  Get him out of here.
[02:43:45]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[02:43:48]  Fucking piece of crap.
[02:43:52]  I mean, you know, I try to give you motherfuckers.
[02:43:55]  All right, that's it.
[02:43:55]  I'm not doing anymore, dude.
[02:43:57]  I'm not doing anymore.
[02:43:59]  All right, I'm not doing anymore.
[02:44:00]  You fucking guys are pieces of shit, dude.
[02:44:03]  You guys are pieces of crap.
[02:44:06]  You guys are pieces of garbage, man.
[02:44:10]  All right, you are fucking pieces of garbage.
[02:44:12]  And by the way, there is no fucking 11.
[02:44:15]  There is no 11.
[02:44:17]  All right.
[02:44:18]  So here it is in Togri, whatever the hell that is.
[02:44:21]  I want to spread ripped cream on Ghost's ass.
[02:44:23]  Fuck you.
[02:44:24]  And Pettis, all the donos this show are not actually me.
[02:44:27]  I'm not that rich.
[02:44:28]  You got no shit.
[02:44:29]  All right.
[02:44:31]  Anyway, that's it for the goddamn fucking stupid fucking shout outs.
[02:44:35]  And I'm tired of you people, man.
[02:44:37]  You know, I give you fuckers a show, man.
[02:44:40]  You know, every fucking Tuesday and Thursday, I even give you my Saturdays.
[02:44:46]  And this is the fucking shit that you people do to me.
[02:44:49]  This is the kind of garbage you do to me, man.
[02:44:52]  What kind of fucked up shitbird fans are you, man?
[02:44:56]  All right, you know what I'm doing?
[02:44:57]  Hey, I think Blade is on.
[02:44:59]  Let's go look at Blade.
[02:45:01]  Only Use Me Blade is on.
[02:45:03]  Where's my speaker at dude?
[02:45:04]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:45:05]  Here it is.
[02:45:07]  Are we having fire sales or what?
[02:45:11]  Are we having fire sales?
[02:45:15]  Did he give a toe update by any means?
[02:45:16]  Did you get him a toe update?
[02:45:20]  Here it is.
[02:45:20]  He's doing the fire sales, baby.
[02:45:23]  He's doing the fire sales.
[02:45:24]  You have my speaker?
[02:45:26]  It's right there on the left.
[02:45:28]  He's doing the fire sales, baby.
[02:45:30]  There it is.
[02:45:31]  Is he still drinking Red Bull?
[02:45:34]  Dude, somebody tell him to stop doing this, man.
[02:45:36]  What's up, Flaming Creations?
[02:45:41]  What's up, Pet?
[02:45:41]  Fucking pettis, you idiot.
[02:45:44]  No.
[02:45:45]  God, this is going to be the only thing we need.
[02:45:47]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:45:48]  Why is he continuously drinking Red Bull?
[02:45:51]  Red Bull is not good for his condition whatsoever.
[02:45:55]  All right.
[02:45:57]  What's up, Ghost's transgender daughter?
[02:46:01]  Is he going out?
[02:46:05]  Is he legit going out?
[02:46:07]  What's up, I'm the machine?
[02:46:08]  What's up?
[02:46:08]  Fucking Fruity King Scares.
[02:46:13]  Is he really going out?
[02:46:14]  For christ's sake?
[02:46:17]  It'd be nice if he went out.
[02:46:19]  What's up?
[02:46:19]  A friendly medic?
[02:46:20]  Oh, maybe you should bring the backpack.
[02:46:22]  We can bring the booze.
[02:46:23]  Oh man, and you know what i'm telling you right now.
[02:46:27]  I'm telling you right now dude, all right look, we'll come back to Blade.
[02:46:30]  That thing's heavy deal, that's gonna fucking.
[02:46:32]  We're gonna come back to Blade.
[02:46:33]  He's obviously gonna go out and do some irl.
[02:46:37]  And, by the way, I heard that fucking dumbass Fruit bowl autistic, waste of human life, Sjc Scuff.
[02:46:43]  Jim Carry is actually flying to Vegas where he's unwanted and is actually going to show up at these fucking guys compound.
[02:46:52]  Can you believe that?
[02:46:53]  I hope somebody fucking curb stomps that fucking stupid tard.
[02:46:57]  All right anyway, let's move on.
[02:46:59]  All right, let's get out of here.
[02:47:01]  They're going down to the Strip.
[02:47:02]  They're going down the Strip.
[02:47:04]  They're gonna do some irl streaming.
[02:47:06]  All right, let's go see what other fucking UH IP2 Network folks are doing here.
[02:47:11]  Ice Poseidon still on.
[02:47:12]  Is he still with that fruity ass?
[02:47:14]  Gary the fucking producer, yo sign in required.
[02:47:17]  Oh god, put my phone number here.
[02:47:20]  I mean, Gary the producer is like a 35 year old man.
[02:47:23]  Okay, Gary the producer is a 35 year old man, Ice Poseidon, just barely just turned 24.
[02:47:31]  What's wrong with this picture?
[02:47:32]  I'm just saying I just trust myself more.
[02:47:35]  I mean, what's wrong with this picture really?
[02:47:38]  You don't trust me dude, not as much as I trust me, chat.
[02:47:40]  Would you drive on a scooter in the back of me driving?
[02:47:43]  No, I wouldn't.
[02:47:44]  You drive like an autistic tard.
[02:47:48]  I've seen you drive.
[02:47:50]  No, you drive like a fucking autistic, tardy tard.
[02:47:56]  Like what am I gonna crash?
[02:47:57]  I mean, I have crashed before, but like i'm not gonna crash dude, come on, what are you doing?
[02:48:01]  All right, i'm done, i'm done, all right.
[02:48:02]  This is boring.
[02:48:04]  And and this guy's still got a thousand people watching this boring shit.
[02:48:09]  This is fucking boring.
[02:48:12]  Take it off, take it the fuck off.
[02:48:16]  Yeah, y'all are fucking both gonna sit on each other's laps.
[02:48:18]  We get it.
[02:48:19]  For christ's sake.
[02:48:20]  Wait a minute.
[02:48:21]  Wait a minute.
[02:48:22]  Is is.
[02:48:22]  Is this for real?
[02:48:23]  Put the pc shot on.
[02:48:24]  Is Burger planted on hold on?
[02:48:27]  Wait a minute.
[02:48:27]  We got to watch an advertisement because of twitch.
[02:48:30]  And why is burger planted on twitch?
[02:48:33]  He actually thinks he's gonna get more success out of there?
[02:48:36]  For christ's sake, nobody.
[02:48:38]  Can somebody tell him?
[02:48:39]  Nobody cares about him.
[02:48:41]  Oh my god, this is the new Ginger hobo collection.
[02:48:47]  And look, he's got a scuff stream.
[02:48:49]  I think they have fiber here.
[02:48:53]  Oh my god, what a, what a.
[02:48:55]  What a useless fucking scumbag.
[02:48:59]  What a useless piece.
[02:49:00]  You know what?
[02:49:00]  I'm not even giving this guy the time of day.
[02:49:02]  Get him out of here.
[02:49:03]  Get him out of here fiber.
[02:49:06]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[02:49:07]  For christ's sake, that waste of human life.
[02:49:11]  I mean, can somebody tell Burger that nobody cares about his two-bit fucking useless comedy and somebody tell him that he needs to drink copious amounts Of alcohol and get drunk and sexually harass women?
[02:49:24]  and that's the only content that he has to offer to the internet.
[02:49:27]  Can somebody tell him that shit?
[02:49:29]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:49:32]  Anyway, what the hell?
[02:49:33]  Wait, hold on.
[02:49:34]  Hold on, something's going on with my stream here.
[02:49:36]  You know what?
[02:49:36]  Y'all can't hear me all of a sudden?
[02:49:39]  Well, y'all can't hear me.
[02:49:40]  Testies, testies, one, two.
[02:49:43]  Testies, testies, one, two, three.
[02:49:48]  The hell's going on here?
[02:49:50]  Testies, testies, one, two.
[02:49:53]  What the fuck happened, man?
[02:49:55]  And shut up.
[02:49:56]  I don't have a fucking scuff stream, you son of a bitch.
[02:49:59]  All right?
[02:50:01]  I don't know what the hell's happening.
[02:50:04]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:50:05]  I'm telling you, if it ain't one thing, it's another.
[02:50:09]  If it's not one thing, it's another.
[02:50:11]  For Christ's sake, Jesus Christ.
[02:50:12]  All right, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:50:15]  I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
[02:50:17]  I think I'm going to go on a break here right now, and I'm going to set up radio graffiti.
[02:50:21]  How many people want radio graffiti right now, huh?
[02:50:24]  How many people want radio fucking graffiti right now?
[02:50:29]  Put one in the chat if you want it, baby.
[02:50:31]  Put one in the chat if you want radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:50:37]  Well, I don't see anyone, so I guess we can just end it right here, baby.
[02:50:40]  I think we can just end the fucking show.
[02:50:42]  Now, they're the ones.
[02:50:44]  Thank you.
[02:50:45]  I would hope so.
[02:50:47]  And I'd hope that some of you goddamn milky liquors would have a little bit of appreciation about it.
[02:50:52]  Just a tad bit of appreciation about it, for Christ's sake.
[02:50:58]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:51:01]  I mean, you know, it just, it never ends, dude.
[02:51:04]  It never ends.
[02:51:04]  So, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:51:06]  I'll be right back, okay?
[02:51:08]  And I'm going to leave you with a video here that's very important, and you should be getting some enlightenment from it.
[02:51:14]  And while I'm gone, I'm going to be hooking up radio graffiti, okay?
[02:51:18]  That's why I got to take a little bit of a break here so that I can set up the radio graffiti so that we can conduct this.
[02:51:26]  All right, does everybody can you get a video engineer so that these people can watch while I set up radio graffiti, please?
[02:51:35]  All right.
[02:51:37]  Now, once again, radio graffiti is that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:51:44]  If you are new to the broadcast, I am going to give you a phone number to call in.
[02:51:50]  And while you're on queue, you will be in queue.
[02:51:53]  And if I call your area code or your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[02:52:00]  That's why we call this radio graffiti.
[02:52:02]  But I've got to set it up and I've got to set it up right now.
[02:52:06]  So I'll be right back, okay?
[02:52:08]  Perfect video engineer.
[02:52:10]  Perfect fucking video.
[02:52:12]  I'll be right back.
[02:52:13]  And when I come back, it's radio graffiti time.
[02:52:16]  All right.
[02:52:16]  Put the PC shot on, engineer.
[02:52:18]  This is perfect for them to watch.
[02:52:21]  Play it.
[02:52:22]  I'll be back when I come back.
[02:52:24]  Radio graffiti, baby.
[02:52:26]  All right.
[02:52:27]  And Democrats are anti-American scum.
[02:52:30]  Democrats are anti-American scum.
[02:52:32]  Democrats are anti-American scum.
[02:52:35]  Remember that, boy.
[02:52:37]  I'll be back.
[02:52:38]  Don't go anywhere, you piece of trash.

=== Democrats Are Anti-American Scum (06:14) ===

[02:52:41]  Like, free speech has repercussions.
[02:52:44]  So if Trump gets re-elected, what?
[02:52:47]  City's burned.
[02:52:49]  The only thing that fascists understand is violence.
[02:52:52]  So the only way that you can confront them is with violence.
[02:52:57]  It's a directive for Bernie that we can't attack Warren.
[02:52:59]  I think it's also fair to point out that when we were in Moscow, for example, people here also were extremely impressed by their public transportation system.
[02:53:08]  On Tuesday, we met Bernie Sanders campaign staffer Kyle Jurek, an extreme radical who has been paid more than $10,000 for his campaign work.
[02:53:19]  We wonder how many other radicals like Jurek are embedded in the Sanders campaign apparatus.
[02:53:24]  Jurek's ideas are beyond scary, especially his take on the Soviet Union's gulags.
[02:53:33]  There's a reason Joseph Stalin had gulags, right?
[02:53:37]  And actually, gulags were a lot better than what the CIA has told us that they were.
[02:53:43]  Wait a second.
[02:53:44]  This is crazy talk.
[02:53:45]  I mean, the most comprehensive literary work about the Soviet Union was done by Alexander Soltonitsyn, who won the Nobel Peace Prize for describing the horror, the violence, the tragedy, the carnage, the genocide that occurred in the Soviet gulags.
[02:54:01]  And while we released a video yesterday, this video has even more discussion and praise about these gulags.
[02:54:08]  Quote, prisoners would have their skulls squeezed with iron rings, that a human being would be lowered into an acid bath, that they would be trussed up naked to be bitten by ants and bedbugs, that a ramrod heated over a Primus stove would be thrust up their anal canal, the secret brand, that a man's genitals would be slowly crushed beneath the toe of a jackboot, and that in the luckiest possible circumstances,
[02:54:32]  prisoners would be tortured by being kept from sleeping for a week, by thirst, and by being beaten to a bloody pulp.
[02:54:40]  So that was the intention of gulags, right?
[02:54:44]  It's like not only to like limp, to like remove the like people that were like insidious to the state from the state, like, hey, you guys are all causing problems.
[02:54:53]  You're like working against the revolution.
[02:54:55]  We're just going to remove you and put you in Siberia where you learn the f ⁇ ing value of being a comrade.
[02:55:03]  Like, I mean, and that's like, you know, that's what it has to be.
[02:55:06]  Like, our prisons in the United States right now are far worse.
[02:55:10]  Far worse than anything that they experienced in gulags.
[02:55:15]  Like, people get raped.
[02:55:17]  People f ⁇ ing work 12 hours a day.
[02:55:19]  People have to go fight fires in California for a dollar.
[02:55:23]  You know what I mean?
[02:55:24]  Like, that's f ⁇ ed up.
[02:55:25]  That's super f ⁇ ed up.
[02:55:28]  The Soviet Union didn't do that shit.
[02:55:30]  Like, you're not going to get Bernie to say gulags, but, like, I'm all aboard for gulags.
[02:55:39]  Like, I feel as though there needs to be re-education for a significant portion of our society.
[02:55:44]  I think he is too.
[02:55:47]  I mean, but you can't, running for president in the United States, you can't say anything like that, right?
[02:55:53]  Well, and then, like you said, I mean, if people don't want to get on board, it's, you know, you were saying that the gulags are better than whatever.
[02:56:03]  Putting them against the law.
[02:56:04]  And the alternative, instead of, like, trying to, like, re-educate these people and put them back into society, the only other alternative is to f ⁇ ing.
[02:56:13]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:14]  Bernie Sanders calls himself a Democratic socialist, but Jurek says he is more a communist than a Democratic socialist, and he's proud of it.
[02:56:23]  And he proclaims he is not alone.
[02:56:27]  That's crazy, though, that guy was saying.
[02:56:29]  Yeah.
[02:56:30]  It's like, I know we have a lot of, like, the communists and the Marxists, like, on our side.
[02:56:35]  Yeah, I'm one of them.
[02:56:37]  Yeah, and in fact, there's that I know of, one, two, three, one, two, three, four.
[02:56:45]  Four of the organizers in this office are leftists of some degree further left than Democratic Socialism.
[02:56:54]  Right.
[02:56:55]  To what degree, you know, varies, but many of the organizers that I've met, actually I didn't even come Justin, so Justin, me, Derek, Danielle, Jessica are all definitely further left than Democratic socialism.
[02:57:11]  There's a lot of me's in the Bernie campaign.
[02:57:14]  Like, the whole basis of, like, communism is, like, people, like, people and planet above property, right?
[02:57:20]  Like, we're here to preserve the planet, preserve people.
[02:57:25]  We don't want to f ⁇ ing have to, like, eliminate people, right?
[02:57:29]  But if people are going to try to fight back against the revolution, like, when you hear about, like, so, like, atrocities committed by, like, in Cuba, like, Fidel and Che, like, chilling people, like, those people that were actively, like, they were, like, anti-revolutionary.
[02:57:48]  They were, like, they were, they were fighting against the revolution.
[02:57:52]  Like, in any war, like, if you, like, when you guys were in war, you encountered people that were fighting against you, what did you do to those people?
[02:58:01]  Right?
[02:58:02]  I mean, that same thing, same thing holds true in revolution, right?
[02:58:06]  Like, you can't abide people, like, actively working against your f ⁇ ing revolution.
[02:58:10]  Like, you can give them a choice.
[02:58:12]  Be like, hey, you can join the revolution.
[02:58:15]  You can not be a bootlicker.
[02:58:19]  You can sit idly by and allow it to happen.
[02:58:23]  But if you're going to take up arms against the revolution, then you should expect a violent response, right?
[02:58:28]  Like, it's f ⁇ ing natural.
[02:58:30]  Fight or die.
[02:58:32]  Yeah.
[02:58:34]  Would they kept doing the revolutionary war?
[02:58:37]  Fight or die.
[02:58:38]  Yeah.
[02:58:40]  This is what Bernie Sanders is promoting, folks.
[02:58:43]  You understand that?
[02:58:44]  This is what Bernie Sanders is promoting.
[02:58:47]  And that's why I'm telling you right now, all these leftists are fucking low-grade, disposable pieces of fucking road trash.

=== Weaponized Shit (02:38) ===

[02:58:55]  All right?
[02:58:56]  And that proves it right there.
[02:58:58]  Okay?
[02:58:59]  That proves it.
[02:59:00]  And that's why I keep telling each and every one of you people that are Democrats in America, you're anti-American scum.
[02:59:07]  All right.
[02:59:08]  And by the way, M O'Keefe is a scuffed Alex Jones.
[02:59:11]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:59:12]  All right.
[02:59:13]  Let me tell you that right now.
[02:59:15]  If you're a communist, you can run, you can hide, but you get helicopter rides, motherfucker.
[02:59:21]  All right.
[02:59:22]  That's all there is to it.
[02:59:24]  That's all there is to it, you son of a bitch.
[02:59:27]  All right, let's go ahead and get to every...
[02:59:30]  Before I get to Radio Graffiti, look at all these people talking garbage to me in the fucking chat room.
[02:59:35]  Look at all these fucking Pop-Tart, fucking fingered pieces of garbage shit talking the shit to me in the chat room.
[02:59:42]  Do you want me to just end this motherfucker right now?
[02:59:45]  All right?
[02:59:46]  I want you sons of bitches to give me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve.
[02:59:52]  Okay?
[02:59:54]  I want you to give me the goddamn respect I deserve or else.
[02:59:59]  Or else.
[02:59:59]  That's all I'm going to say.
[03:00:00]  All right?
[03:00:02]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:00:03]  All right.
[03:00:04]  Before I get to Radio Graffiti, I'm going to go ahead and do me for a second.
[03:00:08]  Okay.
[03:00:09]  I don't have any beer and I'm trying not to drink alcohol tonight.
[03:00:14]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, some marijuana, some reefer, some grass, some of the devil's lettuce, some poo smoke.
[03:00:27]  All right.
[03:00:27]  Give me my pipe.
[03:00:29]  Jesus Christ, it just burped and fucking said some shit at the same time.
[03:00:32]  Give me my goddamn pipe.
[03:00:34]  All right.
[03:00:34]  Give me my bag of weed up in here.
[03:00:37]  Excuse me.
[03:00:37]  Here it is.
[03:00:38]  Excuse me.
[03:00:39]  And I get that weaponized shit.
[03:00:40]  You know what I mean?
[03:00:42]  I get that shit that, you know, you got to put it in some fucking some specialized bag or else it'll smell up your whole fucking house for Christ's sake.
[03:00:50]  All right.
[03:00:50]  Here it is.
[03:00:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:51]  Look at that nuggy.
[03:00:53]  Look at that nug.
[03:00:54]  Here, listen to me break off some of this nug.
[03:00:55]  Listen to this.
[03:00:57]  Oh, yeah.
[03:01:00]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[03:01:02]  All right.
[03:01:02]  Let me go ahead and sprinkle some of those flakes on my pipe here.
[03:01:06]  And I did clean the screen yesterday.
[03:01:09]  I don't know if it's clogged because I get that sticky icky icky shit, man.
[03:01:15]  It's got nothing but crystals all over it.
[03:01:18]  All right.
[03:01:18]  And, you know, get you high, baby.
[03:01:22]  Get you high.
[03:01:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:01:23]  Get you high, baby.
[03:01:26]  And you fucking idiots in the chat room, don't clock me, you son of a bitch.
[03:01:30]  You son of a bitches, clock me.
[03:01:32]  I'm going to keep smoking.

=== Break Off Some Nug (05:25) ===

[03:01:34]  I'm going to do me.
[03:01:34]  All right.
[03:01:35]  You keep clocking me.
[03:01:36]  I'm doing me.
[03:01:37]  And by the way, we have 420 live listeners.
[03:01:40]  How about that?
[03:01:41]  That's not including all the relays that are relaying me all over the goddamn internets for Christ's sake.
[03:01:47]  I've said it before and I'll say it again.
[03:01:49]  I'm underground, baby.
[03:01:52]  I'm underground.
[03:01:53]  Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
[03:01:55]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[03:01:57]  And people in the chat room are saying, buy a bong.
[03:02:00]  What am I fucking 15 years old?
[03:02:02]  Buy a bong.
[03:02:04]  I'm smoking a pipe, baby.
[03:02:05]  All right.
[03:02:07]  Here we go.
[03:02:07]  Cheers, baby.
[03:02:09]  What?
[03:02:11]  Boy, wouldn't this be good if you had beer to go with that illegal Texas live?
[03:02:15]  Yeah, real fun.
[03:02:16]  I don't have beer on me, and it's too late to get beer, all right?
[03:02:19]  So don't try to fucking tease me.
[03:02:22]  Don't try to lure me.
[03:02:24]  You know, why do y'all fucking do that, freaking panda?
[03:02:27]  Why the fuck do y'all do that shit, man?
[03:02:29]  Give me my smoke.
[03:02:30]  Here we go.
[03:02:32]  What?
[03:02:33]  What?
[03:02:34]  Notice the number of times the Bernie NPC drone kept saying, like, as if he's been instilled a form of etiquette, and these far leftists all have that similar vernacular.
[03:02:43]  Because they're stupid, anonymous.
[03:02:45]  You should have seen part one.
[03:02:47]  I mean, he didn't even know his history.
[03:02:49]  These people are ignorant as shit.
[03:02:51]  That's the bad part about millennials.
[03:02:53]  They are the dumbest fucking ignorant generation, but they think they know every fucking thing.
[03:02:59]  All right.
[03:03:00]  I mean, millennials, they think that they deserve $80,000 jobs in which they're in charge of lots of people, even though they don't know shit from Shinola and don't have a goddamn bit of experience.
[03:03:14]  And because they're not going to get that job, they're just going to be like, I'm going to stay here underneath my mother's skirt because mama buys me my little pony toys.
[03:03:25]  Mama lets me wax my carrot to fucking cartoon women.
[03:03:29]  Mama buys me my video games.
[03:03:32]  It's just shut the fuck up.
[03:03:33]  All right.
[03:03:34]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:03:35]  Give me my smoke.
[03:03:36]  All right.
[03:03:38]  And by the way, this is for medicinal purposes, by the way, all right?
[03:03:41]  That's all there is to it.
[03:03:48]  That's it.
[03:03:49]  Gotta hold it in.
[03:03:51]  Go, hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
[03:03:59]  Oh, shit.
[03:04:05]  Oh, my God.
[03:04:08]  Oh, give me a tissue, dude.
[03:04:17]  Give me a tissue.
[03:04:19]  Oh, God.
[03:04:20]  Please excuse me, folks.
[03:04:21]  I'm sorry.
[03:04:22]  hold on hold on Hey, don't hate me because I'm coughing here.
[03:04:35]  I'm blowing iron lung smoke.
[03:04:37]  Oh, really?
[03:04:38]  Medicinal purposes?
[03:04:39]  Yeah.
[03:04:40]  For what?
[03:04:40]  Your chronic alcoholism?
[03:04:42]  No, no, no.
[03:04:44]  I do fucking alcohol for medicinal purposes, too.
[03:04:47]  Don't worry about it, all right?
[03:04:53]  You know, I smoke marijuana for my eyes.
[03:05:00]  You know, I think I may be coming down with like cataracts or something.
[03:05:03]  All right.
[03:05:04]  And every time I smoke, all of a sudden, everything's so clear.
[03:05:07]  And I drink alcohol to lower my blood pressure.
[03:05:10]  So don't sit there and talk garbage, all right?
[03:05:12]  To thin my blood a little bit, boy.
[03:05:17]  And shut up.
[03:05:18]  Stop saying Junos in the chat, you dumb fucks.
[03:05:23]  I don't know why you fucking people do this to me, all right?
[03:05:28]  I don't know why you people do this.
[03:05:33]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:05:35]  And you should see the plumes of air, the plumes of smoke in the air in here.
[03:05:41]  I'm going to splooge.
[03:05:42]  Go fuck off, asshole.
[03:05:44]  You and the freaking panda, go fuck off.
[03:05:46]  How you like that shit?
[03:05:50]  All right, one more smoke, and then we're going to get to radio graffiti, all right?
[03:05:53]  One more smoke, and I'm going to get to radio graffiti, boy.
[03:05:57]  I'll be right.
[03:05:58]  Let me just do this.
[03:06:06]  Got to hold it in with the brain.
[03:06:10]  Just hold it in.
[03:06:13]  All right.
[03:06:14]  There it is.
[03:06:19]  There it is.
[03:06:21]  Yeah.
[03:06:23]  There it is.
[03:06:24]  You know, you just need a couple of smokes and some of the good shit, man.
[03:06:27]  And you could just, you could hear it, right?
[03:06:28]  You could hear it in my voice, baby.
[03:06:29]  It just, I've got the whore from empanema playing in my head right now, man.
[03:06:34]  It's like, I feel pretty good.
[03:06:53]  All right, I'm good enough.
[03:06:54]  Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.

=== Homeless Fat Fuck (08:22) ===

[03:06:59]  And hey, I hope that you radio graffiti appreciators appreciate the fact that I'm doing this pretty early and I'm doing it for you.
[03:07:08]  Every fucking time I see, I hear all these radio graffiti assholes.
[03:07:11]  What?
[03:07:12]  What?
[03:07:12]  if you want respect you have to earn it by not judging the dark side of the fandom and people above you would be disrespected remember treat others as yourself give me a break Now, please say my ass bleeds for the freaking B-R-O-N-I-E-S.
[03:07:28]  No, I'm not saying that.
[03:07:29]  All right.
[03:07:30]  I'll say something, though.
[03:07:32]  My ass bleeds for the Poe in America.
[03:07:35]  You know?
[03:07:36]  I mean, you know, I'm tired of hearing this idea that there's poor in America, dude.
[03:07:41]  I'm sick of it.
[03:07:42]  You know that 80% of the world lives on less than $2 a day, and you've got fat, poor people waddling their asses all over America, and I'm supposed to care about the so-called Poe in America?
[03:07:55]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:07:57]  All right, get the fuck out of here right now.
[03:08:00]  My ass bleeds for the Po in America, all right?
[03:08:05]  The poor in America are living better than 80% of the world.
[03:08:10]  So if you think that you're poor in this country, shut the fuck up and just like it and eat it.
[03:08:17]  Because as fat asses as you motherfuckers are poor are, I'm telling you right now, all right, you wouldn't last in any other country, man.
[03:08:27]  I mean, that's why they hate us.
[03:08:29]  That's why people in the world hate us, for Christ's sake.
[03:08:31]  You've got people that are fat in the ass claiming they're poor.
[03:08:36]  Meanwhile, people are fucking starving out here trying to get a bowl of rice from some fucking UN so-called peacekeeper.
[03:08:44]  And take a look at UN Peacekeepers sex for food.
[03:08:49]  Google that.
[03:08:50]  UN Peacekeepers Sex for Food.
[03:08:52]  These fucking UN peacekeepers are going out having sexual relations with minors in exchange for food.
[03:09:01]  This is what's going on out here.
[03:09:03]  And you fucking people are out here.
[03:09:05]  Oh, I'm poor in America.
[03:09:07]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:09:08]  What is this?
[03:09:09]  You should smoke weed before shout-outs.
[03:09:11]  If it clears your eyes, you dyslexic fuck.
[03:09:14]  I'm not a dish.
[03:09:15]  Fuck you.
[03:09:16]  Don't call me dyslexic, you fucking idiot.
[03:09:19]  I'm not dyslexic.
[03:09:20]  Which is a bad thing.
[03:09:21]  Can you fuck you with this wheelchair symbol?
[03:09:25]  Look, stop saying I'm in a wheelchair, dude, because I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
[03:09:30]  Shut up!
[03:09:31]  Symbol, wheelchair, symbol, wheelchair, symbol, alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm.
[03:09:37]  All right, all right.
[03:09:38]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:09:39]  Shut up, fucking was it?
[03:09:41]  CT Holus1, whatever the fuck your name is.
[03:09:44]  And who the hell just donated two bucks?
[03:09:46]  My eye costs is to smoke.
[03:09:49]  What the fuck?
[03:09:49]  My eye cost caucus too small.
[03:09:53]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[03:09:55]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[03:09:58]  Look, I didn't mean to go off on a rant about this, but I'm telling you right now, if you want to see the most amount of fat people in one vicinity, I challenge each and every one of you.
[03:10:10]  I'm talking to you people living in America.
[03:10:13]  I challenge you to go to your most impoverished part of town, most impoverished part of the city, and go take a look at their grocery store.
[03:10:21]  Just walk in to the grocery store at your impoverished part of town and count how many fat fucks are waddling around that son of a bitch.
[03:10:33]  All right.
[03:10:34]  Throwing everything and anything into their carts and take a look at how many people are going to fucking get an EBT card, okay?
[03:10:44]  And fucking charge that on our fucking dime.
[03:10:48]  That shit's got to stop.
[03:10:51]  That shit has got to stop, baby.
[03:10:53]  All right.
[03:10:53]  That's all there is to it.
[03:10:55]  That's why my ass bleeds for the Poe in America.
[03:10:59]  All right.
[03:10:59]  I don't really give a shit.
[03:11:01]  All right.
[03:11:02]  Don't bother me with that shit.
[03:11:03]  All right.
[03:11:04]  Give me a break.
[03:11:05]  This is the home of the dollar menu.
[03:11:08]  You can go to fucking McDonald's right now and get a dollar burger and people are talking about their Poe in America.
[03:11:16]  You can go to fucking Taco Bell.
[03:11:19]  All right.
[03:11:20]  And fucking get a goddamn taco for like 30 cents and you fucking people are talking about Poe in America for Christ's sake.
[03:11:26]  All right.
[03:11:27]  Jesus the fuck.
[03:11:29]  I'm sorry.
[03:11:30]  We live in the greatest economy in American history.
[03:11:33]  If you are not using this Trump economy as an opportunity to build yourself, to put yourself in another socioeconomic strata, to gain investments, to give yourself net worth, you're not going to find another easier time in American history.
[03:11:50]  Mark my words.
[03:11:51]  Mark my words.
[03:11:52]  You will not find an easier time to be able to progress yourself as an independent capitalist in American history than right now, than the Trump administration, for Christ's sake.
[03:12:06]  Anyway, let me move on.
[03:12:07]  And by the way, I don't eat Taco Bell.
[03:12:09]  All right.
[03:12:09]  Are you kidding me?
[03:12:11]  Fucking Taco Bell.
[03:12:12]  Taco Bell is for the peasants, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:12:15]  Did you hear in a damn lawsuit?
[03:12:17]  Only 80% of that or 80-something percent of the goddamn meat is actually beef.
[03:12:23]  What the hell is the rest of the 20%?
[03:12:25]  What the fuck is what the fuck's in there?
[03:12:28]  I'm just saying.
[03:12:31]  All right, look, we're going everywhere.
[03:12:33]  I'm sorry.
[03:12:33]  We're going off Keister.
[03:12:34]  I'm going.
[03:12:35]  I'm going everywhere for Christ's sake.
[03:12:37]  I'm just trying to tell you folks, all right?
[03:12:39]  Don't try to get on any kind of soapbox about the Poe in America about me, boy.
[03:12:45]  All right.
[03:12:46]  Only in America do you have poor fat people.
[03:12:48]  As a matter of fact, everybody on the IP2 network that's listening in, y'all know Salmon Andy, or better known as on the internet, traveling poppy.
[03:12:58]  That's what he calls himself, this stupid idiot.
[03:13:01]  All right.
[03:13:02]  I mean, y'all know this Salmon Andy idiot.
[03:13:04]  Guy is homeless and he's a fat fuck.
[03:13:08]  He's homeless and he's a fat fuck.
[03:13:13]  So give me a fucking break, okay?
[03:13:17]  And what is this, mrs Ghost?
[03:13:18]  Well what, mrs Ghost?
[03:13:21]  Just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't give you the right to not clean up after yourself when using the toilet.
[03:13:26]  During your last interval of break from the show, I didn't go to the fucking shitter, you idiot.
[03:13:30]  All right, I didn't go to the shitter, For Christ's sake.
[03:13:36]  Anyway, look, just enough.
[03:13:39]  I've had enough of this shit.
[03:13:40]  Once again, yeah, another, thank you, Anthony J in the chat room.
[03:13:45]  Another fat fucking useless waste of human pile of protoplasm.
[03:13:49]  Burger planet.
[03:13:51]  Some fucking asshole who lives in a 1989 Astro van.
[03:13:56]  All right.
[03:13:57]  Who picks fucking food out of the trash so he can eat it.
[03:14:02]  This motherfucker's a fat fuck.
[03:14:05]  I mean, seriously, man, how many more fucking people do I have to show you who are literally homeless that are fat fucks?
[03:14:15]  All right.
[03:14:17]  Give me a fucking break, dude.
[03:14:19]  I'm sorry.
[03:14:19]  I hate, I hate homeless fat fucks.
[03:14:22]  I'm sorry.
[03:14:23]  All right.
[03:14:24]  I mean, if you're a homeless fat fuck, I hope that you get cancer of the anal passage.
[03:14:29]  You know what I mean?
[03:14:29]  I'm not even joking.
[03:14:30]  And you get so backed up, your gut explodes, and you fucking die from shit going in your blood circulation.
[03:14:35]  I'm not joking around.
[03:14:37]  All right.
[03:14:38]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:14:40]  There's nothing worse I hate in the world than some homeless fat fuck.
[03:14:45]  All right.
[03:14:46]  Fuck you, Salman Andy.
[03:14:48]  You're a homeless fat fuck.
[03:14:50]  And the only reason I keep up to date with you is hope that I can see you deteriorate so you can no longer be somebody who's turning perfectly good food into shit on this earth.
[03:14:59]  That's all I'm saying.
[03:15:00]  All right.
[03:15:02]  And Burger Planet, the only reason I watch you is because I want you to get drunk and sexually harass women because that's what you're good at, for Christ's sake.
[03:15:11]  What is this?
[03:15:12]  Am I as believed's for trade?
[03:15:17]  Fuck you, asshole, all right?

=== Hate Public Bathrooms (06:20) ===

[03:15:21]  Oh my God, dude.
[03:15:23]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:15:25]  Hey, Tyler, are you really asking that question?
[03:15:27]  Which do I like better, urinals or stalls?
[03:15:29]  I don't like going into public bathrooms, period.
[03:15:33]  The only reason I went like two Saturdays ago was to try to, you know, get some threads to take Mrs. Ghost out.
[03:15:41]  And unfortunately, I drank a Coca-Cola or some shit, or I needed to fucking drain the main vein.
[03:15:47]  And I fucking go to the farthest left urinal possible.
[03:15:52]  There's like four or five urinals next to me.
[03:15:54]  All right.
[03:15:55]  I'm sitting there draining, doing my business.
[03:15:58]  Some guy comes in.
[03:15:59]  And instead of going on the furthest right, this guy comes to the urinal right next to me.
[03:16:06]  And I can see it from my periphery, dude.
[03:16:08]  He's looking at my cock.
[03:16:11]  He is looking at my cock.
[03:16:14]  And it's getting me nervous, dude, because what the fuck is this guy doing?
[03:16:18]  Look at my fucking wang for, man.
[03:16:21]  So like, I'm trying to, like, fucking hurry up and piss.
[03:16:24]  You know, I'm putting stress on the prostate and shit.
[03:16:27]  And, you know, I wasn't like fully finished.
[03:16:29]  You know, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.
[03:16:31]  So I did the proverbial cock shake.
[03:16:33]  You know, like, once you're finished, you want to get the fucking cock shakes and get all the fucking drips out of the, you know, all this other shit.
[03:16:39]  Anyway, I was doing that, and I wasn't like truly finished pissing.
[03:16:45]  And some of it splashed, you know, on the urinal and it's splashed elsewhere.
[03:16:50]  And this guy, as I was zipping up my fucking pants and heading out the fucking door, I didn't even wash my hands.
[03:16:56]  This guy goes, ah!
[03:16:59]  You fucking pissed in my eye.
[03:17:02]  And I didn't even know what the fuck he was saying.
[03:17:04]  I mean, I knew he was like looking at my cop.
[03:17:07]  So I just, I just fucking booked it out.
[03:17:09]  I leave the fucking goddamn men's room.
[03:17:12]  And as I'm leaving the men's room, this guy's following me saying, hey, stop that guy.
[03:17:17]  He pissed in my eye.
[03:17:19]  He's following me through the fucking department store.
[03:17:21]  I'm trying to get to the parking lot so I can get to my fucking car.
[03:17:26]  Hey, what is this?
[03:17:26]  Miss Us Ghost is a man.
[03:17:29]  Fuck you too, dude.
[03:17:31]  All right.
[03:17:32]  Anyway, as I'm fucking, you know, speed power walking through the damn department store, this guy's chasing me saying, he pissed in my eye.
[03:17:40]  Somebody stop him.
[03:17:42]  He's holding his eye.
[03:17:43]  I mean, I don't even want to stay there because like, look, dude, what am I supposed to do?
[03:17:47]  Am I supposed to stay there and explain this to some mall cop who probably has a fucking good enough diploma or hasn't even graduated high school and shit?
[03:17:56]  And I'm going to explain to him, I must have accidentally splashed some piss in this guy's eye while he was giving my fucking goddamn cock a target practice with his eyeball.
[03:18:08]  All right.
[03:18:09]  I just fucking booked it out of there.
[03:18:11]  I got in my car.
[03:18:11]  The guy follows me to the parking lot.
[03:18:13]  He stays there screaming as I'm driving off.
[03:18:16]  You pissed in my eye, you fucker.
[03:18:21]  I'm telling you all right now, he would have not got piss in his eye had he not been fucking looking at my cock.
[03:18:29]  I'm sorry, okay?
[03:18:31]  And that ruined it for everybody.
[03:18:33]  I took that as a sign from God that I wasn't going to go anywhere that night.
[03:18:36]  Me and Mrs. Ghost fucking, we stayed home and we fucking drank beers and we watched Bellator with that ridiculous fight by Rampage Jackson.
[03:18:45]  You should be ashamed of yourself, fucking fat ass.
[03:18:48]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:18:51]  All that because I wanted to go to the mall so I could buy some threads so I could take Mrs. Ghost out for Christ's sake.
[03:19:00]  And the reason, what?
[03:19:03]  Yeah, IP N-U-I.
[03:19:04]  Yeah, fuck off, anonymous, all right?
[03:19:07]  The reason I tell that story is because people think that, like, I, like, I was pulling out my fucking dick and like, just, like, squirting it everywhere and, you know, putting it in people's faces and shit.
[03:19:19]  That's not the case, dude.
[03:19:21]  This guy was looking at me.
[03:19:24]  That's why I don't like going into public bathrooms, dude.
[03:19:28]  That's why I don't like going into public bathrooms, dude.
[03:19:31]  Every time that fucking happens, every fucking time.
[03:19:35]  The last time I was in a shit stall, okay, taking a piss because I thought that would be safer.
[03:19:41]  You know what I mean?
[03:19:42]  Some guy starts toe tapping and then his hand starts fucking like coming underneath from my fucking shit stall for Christ's sake.
[03:19:50]  I mean, what the fuck?
[03:19:53]  What the fuck?
[03:19:56]  I'm just trying to fucking relieve my natural bodily fluids.
[03:20:05]  If you've got a fucking young son, don't let him go into the fucking goddamn men's bathroom alone, dude.
[03:20:12]  I'm not fucking kidding, man.
[03:20:14]  And because of gay marriage, no offense, this shit is common now.
[03:20:19]  This shit is common.
[03:20:20]  If you're not being proposition, you're hearing some kind of a, you're hearing some fucking sound like that coming in from one of the shit stalls.
[03:20:33]  Typically, it's in the goddamn cripples shit stall.
[03:20:37]  All right.
[03:20:38]  That's, you know, where all that.
[03:20:39]  I'm not fucking joking around.
[03:20:41]  That's the way it is now in men's bathrooms.
[03:20:43]  And if you don't fucking believe me, go to some high-frequented public area that has a public bathroom.
[03:20:51]  Go to the restroom and see what happens.
[03:20:53]  I'm just fucking saying, I'm just, this is not, that's why I don't like going to the fucking public bathrooms, man.
[03:20:59]  I will fucking clinch my ass cheeks and keep a loaf in my colon for an hour or two until I get home before I pinch it out.
[03:21:08]  I'm not even fucking joking around.
[03:21:11]  I mean, there's nothing more comfortable for me than using my own bathroom to go and pinch a loaf and do my business.
[03:21:20]  Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
[03:21:22]  I'm just saying, do not go into public bathrooms.
[03:21:27]  If you're a male, unless you want that shit to happen, all right?
[03:21:30]  And fuck all you people in the chat room.
[03:21:32]  All these people that are like, oh, I don't want to talk about this.
[03:21:35]  Get your radio graffiti.
[03:21:37]  You people are probably these sickos that are in the bathrooms doing this shit.

=== Pinch It Out In Colon (15:13) ===

[03:21:41]  You know that?
[03:21:43]  I'm not joking around.
[03:21:45]  Yeah, I mean, you're the kind of guy, while I'm at the urinal, you go to the urinal right next to me and conveniently want to tie your shoe.
[03:21:54]  Get the fuck out of here, man.
[03:21:55]  You fucking, you know what I mean?
[03:21:56]  Listen, I don't care what anybody does in the privacy of their own home, dude.
[03:22:02]  But don't come at me like I'm, you know, just going to be like, yeah, okay, here, yay.
[03:22:08]  I'm participating in that.
[03:22:10]  Don't, don't come at me like that, dude.
[03:22:12]  Wheelchair symbol.
[03:22:14]  Don't talk to me in emojis, asshole.
[03:22:18]  Don't talk to me in fucking emojis, first of all.
[03:22:21]  Fucking dickhead.
[03:22:22]  And what is this?
[03:22:23]  Well, here's Billy F.U. My ass bleeds for not controlling your fucked up piss fetish.
[03:22:28]  Dude, fuck off.
[03:22:29]  You see, this is what I'm talking about, man.
[03:22:33]  This is the kind of garbage I'm talking about, man.
[03:22:37]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:22:40]  All right.
[03:22:41]  All right.
[03:22:41]  Let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast already.
[03:22:44]  I mean, look, that's real everyday America, folks.
[03:22:49]  All right.
[03:22:50]  That's real everyday America.
[03:22:52]  I'm just saying.
[03:22:52]  I know some of you saying that.
[03:22:54]  That's not happening, ghost.
[03:22:55]  You're lying.
[03:22:56]  You fucking go.
[03:22:58]  Think again.
[03:23:00]  All right.
[03:23:00]  Think again for Christ's sake.
[03:23:01]  Remember in 2008, I told you people that we will have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
[03:23:11]  And not only would it be accepted in regular society, it'd be protected by the first goddamn amendment.
[03:23:19]  And look around you.
[03:23:21]  Look at what's going on out here.
[03:23:24]  I'm just saying.
[03:23:28]  And fuck you if you think I'm stalling.
[03:23:30]  You know what?
[03:23:30]  Keep saying I'm stalling.
[03:23:32]  I'll stall some more.
[03:23:34]  I'm Ghost F. Stalling.
[03:23:36]  How you like that shit?
[03:23:37]  I'm going to stall some more now that you people are coming at me like this.
[03:23:41]  Real Pet Mexican here.
[03:23:43]  A lot of you guys flex your musical prowess on here, so let me chime in What?
[03:23:49]  This is the Inner Circle Band practicing Ghost's favorite song.
[03:23:52]  Can some peas contribute for this?
[03:23:54]  Man, did your Pet Mexican you- You got to stop doing this shit, dude.
[03:23:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:23:59]  You see, you people are getting me so upset.
[03:24:00]  I'm belching out of nowhere.
[03:24:03]  I'm not even drinking beer.
[03:24:05]  Anyway, the pet Mexican, you got to stop doing this shit, man.
[03:24:08]  I'm telling you, I'm not a fucking flea market, dude.
[03:24:10]  I'm not somebody you can haggle with, for Christ's sake.
[03:24:13]  I'm not a, senor, I've got the $5.20.
[03:24:17]  I've got $5.20, and I will give you $5.20 if you play my video.
[03:24:23]  Oh, no, you don't play my video.
[03:24:26]  Senors and senoritas in the chat room, I want to somebody to have to play my video.
[03:24:32]  I've got $5.20.
[03:24:34]  If one of you please would give me a $15, I would be very much appreciated.
[03:24:39]  I'll give you a big fat burrito.
[03:24:41]  Dude, I'm not a fucking flea market.
[03:24:43]  I'm serious.
[03:24:43]  Stop doing this shit, pet Mexican, all right?
[03:24:46]  You already got some beef with fucking aesthetic over this shit.
[03:24:50]  All right?
[03:24:51]  You already got beef over aesthetic with this garbage, for Christ's sake, man, all right?
[03:24:56]  Like I'm a fucking flea market in a goddamn East Los over here.
[03:25:00]  Senor, I've got the $5.
[03:25:03]  What is this?
[03:25:05]  I'm a close-it com.
[03:25:08]  Fuck you, idiot.
[03:25:10]  Why are y'all trying to get me to say shit like this?
[03:25:15]  All right, dude.
[03:25:16]  All right, let's move on.
[03:25:17]  Let's get to everybody.
[03:25:18]  Hold on, let me get one more smoke since I'm stalling some more.
[03:25:21]  Huh?
[03:25:21]  You like that, huh?
[03:25:22]  How you like that?
[03:25:23]  I'm stalling some more since you idiots are sitting over here trying to talk garbage to me.
[03:25:28]  Let me get one more smoke and we'll get to radio graffiti, all right?
[03:25:37]  Yeah, you know, take a good one.
[03:25:38]  There it is.
[03:25:38]  You want to hit the brain, baby.
[03:25:40]  You want to hit the brain, baby.
[03:25:47]  I should have bought beer.
[03:25:48]  I'm just saying.
[03:25:49]  I should have bought some beer.
[03:25:56]  Jesus Christ, give me a tissue.
[03:25:59]  Give me a fucking tissue.
[03:26:04]  Oh, shit.
[03:26:04]  Hold on.
[03:26:23]  Excuse me there, folks.
[03:26:27]  Jesus Christ, I'm still stuffed up or crying.
[03:26:29]  Give me another tissue.
[03:26:31]  GET THIS FUCKING GODDAMN CONGESTION OUT OF MY NOSE!
[03:26:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:26:51]  Hey, what the hell is this anonymous?
[03:26:53]  Don't blame the gays when you're into water sports.
[03:26:56]  It's fuck you, asshole.
[03:26:57]  All right.
[03:26:58]  Let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:27:06]  What?
[03:27:06]  What?
[03:27:08]  Hey, boomer.
[03:27:10]  Hey, Stalin.
[03:27:11]  Since this idiot, since this idiot made this no-no trying to clock me, this Stalin fucking asshole, since he did this, you people are going to be punished, and I'm going to wait for Radio Graffiti after this bowl.
[03:27:26]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[03:27:28]  How the fuck do you like that since y'all want to fuck with me?
[03:27:31]  Since y'all think that I'm some kind of a fucking internet chump, since y'all think that I'm some kind of a fucking cyberbullying punching bag.
[03:27:40]  Well, fuck you, alright?
[03:27:41]  Fuck you up, your dirty chocolate starfish, you stupid, milky licking sons of bitches.
[03:27:47]  How do you like that shit?
[03:27:49]  Motherfuckers try to come at me like that.
[03:27:52]  Don't you dare, motherfuckers, alright?
[03:27:54]  Don't you dare, motherfucker, alright?
[03:27:58]  And look, everybody dislike.
[03:28:00]  Do you think I give a shit if you dislike my video, huh?
[03:28:03]  Do you think I give a flying fuck?
[03:28:05]  Do you think that I come on the internet to be liked?
[03:28:09]  Huh?
[03:28:09]  Do you think I come here to be liked and to make friends for fuck's sake?
[03:28:13]  No!
[03:28:14]  I don't have any fucking friends!
[03:28:17]  All right!
[03:28:18]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I just dropped my fucking weed thanks to you fucking dickheads.
[03:28:22]  God damn it!
[03:28:24]  Can't fucking see.
[03:28:25]  Give me.
[03:28:25]  God damn it, fucking motherfuckers.
[03:28:29]  Where is it?
[03:28:30]  Where the fuck is it?
[03:28:33]  Goddamn motherfuckers, man.
[03:28:38]  You goddamn motherfuckers.
[03:28:43]  I just fucking dropped fucking weed, man.
[03:28:46]  The last thing I need is Templeton fucking licking it up.
[03:28:50]  Where the fuck is it?
[03:28:54]  God damn it.
[03:28:57]  God damn it.
[03:28:59]  Fuck.
[03:29:08]  All right.
[03:29:11]  All right, I'm getting upset now, dude.
[03:29:13]  This is starting to fucking piss me off.
[03:29:15]  All right, we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
[03:29:17]  And, you know, this may be the end of the show.
[03:29:20]  And I want to preamble.
[03:29:21]  Put the Radio Graffiti graphic on, all right?
[03:29:25]  Let me tell you something right now.
[03:29:28]  Whatever you hear on Radio Graffiti that sounds like I'm saying some kind of a racial fucking word or anything, it's a bunch of bullshit.
[03:29:38]  Okay, these people splice my voice.
[03:29:41]  They all think they're fucking so cute doing so.
[03:29:45]  And it pisses me off.
[03:29:46]  So if you happen to hear it, if you happen to hear me saying something, it is a splice.
[03:29:52]  Don't fucking, don't, don't even bother.
[03:29:55]  Don't even bother listening to it.
[03:29:59]  Jesus Christ.
[03:29:59]  Anyway, if you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, all you got to do is call in that number that's in front of your face right there, 515-604-9052.
[03:30:10]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, you push in that code right there, 844-286 and the pounder hashtag key.
[03:30:21]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[03:30:26]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[03:30:37]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:30:39]  Do you understand?
[03:30:40]  Does everybody understand what I'm saying here now, folks?
[03:30:44]  Good.
[03:30:45]  All right.
[03:30:46]  Do we got any Radio Graffiti calls, Engineer?
[03:30:49]  Nightmare.
[03:30:52]  All right.
[03:30:52]  Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
[03:31:02]  Once again, if there's anything that sounds like me saying something racial or something bad, it's a splice.
[03:31:09]  Remember, it's a splice.
[03:31:11]  All right.
[03:31:13]  All right.
[03:31:13]  What is this?
[03:31:14]  We got Family Entertainment Radio Graffiti.
[03:31:18]  Can't Abuser, Radio Graffiti.
[03:31:21]  I love you.
[03:31:23]  You love me.
[03:31:25]  We're a fucked up family.
[03:31:29]  We're the fucking ass and a little bit of a bold job.
[03:31:34]  Let's go find someone to rob!
[03:31:42]  I mean, come on- I just said that on the last fucking show, Cannes Abuser, you fucking fuck.
[03:31:50]  Shithead.
[03:31:52]  For fuck's sake, man.
[03:31:54]  And now y'all are fucking putting music to shit that I sing here, huh?
[03:31:58]  Now y'all are putting music to shit.
[03:32:00]  That's fucking great.
[03:32:01]  Isn't that?
[03:32:01]  That's fucking fucking goddamn great.
[03:32:05]  All right, who the fuck else do we got here?
[03:32:07]  We got guess who's back, Radio Graffiti.
[03:32:11]  Shock my tech.
[03:32:13]  Shock my tech.
[03:32:14]  What the fuck?
[03:32:15]  Are you kidding me?
[03:32:17]  No way!
[03:32:19]  No way!
[03:32:23]  Get that shit out of here!
[03:32:25]  I thought we got rid of that fucking guy.
[03:32:28]  I thought we got rid of that fucking guy.
[03:32:31]  You know what?
[03:32:31]  No way.
[03:32:33]  He better say something about the ghost show or it's a fake fucking recording.
[03:32:37]  There's no way.
[03:32:39]  There's no way.
[03:32:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:32:44]  And what the hell is this?
[03:32:46]  Ghost's personal.
[03:32:47]  Well, hold on.
[03:32:48]  Ghost's personal butt pirate, Radio Graffiti.
[03:32:51]  Hey, PPC, I'm having a three-way in the bathroom.
[03:32:54]  You want to join us and we'll all piss in you?
[03:32:59]  What?
[03:33:00]  There you are.
[03:33:02]  What the fuck?
[03:33:03]  Get this shit out of here, man.
[03:33:07]  What the fuck is going on here?
[03:33:10]  Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with this type of shit.
[03:33:15]  Seriously, man.
[03:33:17]  All right, what else?
[03:33:18]  I mean, you see what I'm saying?
[03:33:20]  I got to deal with, folks?
[03:33:23]  How about the ghost from Impanema, radio graffiti?
[03:33:27]  Radio graffiti.
[03:33:29]  Now that one right there, that hit that right there.
[03:33:31]  It's got me singing the whore from empanema in my head, baby.
[03:33:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:33:38]  I'm not joking around, man.
[03:33:41]  I'm hearing this in my head
[03:34:12]  Get this shit you fucking penis man Fucking son of a bitch.
[03:34:17]  You're making me sound like a fucking fruit.
[03:34:21]  Fucking idiot.
[03:34:24]  Trying to make me sound like a goddamn fruit.
[03:34:28]  All right, so what?
[03:34:29]  I take a couple of hit of some goddamn devil's lettuce.
[03:34:32]  And I hear the whore from impanema in my head, for Christ's sake.
[03:34:37]  So what?
[03:34:41]  And what the hell is this ghost leaked audio, radio graffiti?
[03:34:46]  Ralphicopter radio graffiti.
[03:34:48]  Believe it or not, they were running a train, and guess what they were using as a prophylactic?
[03:34:55]  bag.
[03:34:56]  You fucking idiots, dude.
[03:35:14]  Get this shit out of here, you fucking motherfucker.
[03:35:16]  You fucking piece of fucking shit.
[03:35:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:35:23]  You see what the fuck I'm saying, dude?
[03:35:26]  You see what the fuck I'm talking about here?
[03:35:30]  For fuck's sake, man.
[03:35:32]  And hold on.
[03:35:33]  Somebody donated and they said pick up 402.
[03:35:35]  Hold on, let's go ahead and do that, all right?
[03:35:38]  Gotta look for 402 up in this son of a bitch.
[03:35:41]  Who is this?
[03:35:42]  How about 402 radio graffiti?
[03:35:49]  Hey, hey, 402, Radio Graffiti.
[03:35:51]  ...even dearer friends, especially when there are many, many of them.
[03:35:56]  Play this ghost.
[03:35:57]  This is totally real.
[03:35:59]  Jesus Christ, I'm in the middle of a fucking ghost.
[03:36:02]  I've been here.
[03:36:05]  Yo, you there?
[03:36:06]  I've been here, dude.
[03:36:08]  What the fuck's going on, man?
[03:36:11]  Hey.
[03:36:14]  Yeah.
[03:36:17]  What the fuck is this?
[03:36:19]  You're awesome, man.
[03:36:22]  What?
[03:36:25]  You're awesome.
[03:36:26]  Oh, well, thank you for telling me I'm awesome.
[03:36:28]  Thank you very much, man.
[03:36:34]  You're awesome.
[03:36:35]  Hey, thank you, dude.
[03:36:36]  You alright?
[03:36:37]  You having a problem?
[03:36:39]  Hey.
[03:36:42]  Just want to let you know.
[03:36:45]  All right, man.
[03:36:46]  Thank you very much, dude.
[03:36:47]  I appreciate it.
[03:36:48]  You all right?
[03:36:52]  Yeah, I'm okay.
[03:36:53]  All right, man.
[03:36:53]  Well, thank you very much, man.

=== Problem With Autists (16:34) ===

[03:36:55]  402.
[03:36:56]  402 over here.
[03:36:58]  He donated a five bucker.
[03:37:00]  Hey, thank you.
[03:37:01]  I needed that type of fucking reinforcement, man.
[03:37:04]  Ghost, you're awesome.
[03:37:05]  I wish I had a couple of beers in me, for Christ's sake.
[03:37:08]  And by the way, Hakaruku Takahashi, we're not doing $20, $20, dude.
[03:37:13]  Look, read the fucking, read that right there at the top, dude.
[03:37:17]  No $20, $20 video share tonight, man.
[03:37:21]  But of course, you know, you fucking autists and you assburgers, you think that rules don't apply to you.
[03:37:27]  You know, all you got to do is just do whatever it is.
[03:37:29]  You don't care about the consequence because all you got to say is, I'm retarded.
[03:37:34]  I'm retarded.
[03:37:37]  So anyway, let's move on here.
[03:37:39]  Who else do we have?
[03:37:40]  We got, oh man, we got a lot of people.
[03:37:44]  How about anonymous radio graffiti, anonymous?
[03:37:48]  Hey, ghost, how's it going?
[03:37:49]  What's going on, dude?
[03:37:52]  No, March.
[03:37:52]  I'm just here in Boise, Idaho, waiting to pick up a load in my truck right now.
[03:37:57]  I'm just waiting for these assholes to fucking took, it's almost been two hours.
[03:38:01]  They haven't put the load on my truck yet.
[03:38:03]  But anyway, cheers to you, Ghost, and, you know, fucking Trump 2020, baby.
[03:38:08]  Yeah, thank you very much.
[03:38:10]  Look at these positive radiograffitis, baby.
[03:38:13]  This is what I'm talking about.
[03:38:16]  Trump 2020, MAGA.
[03:38:19]  And by the way, once again, and I'm going to keep reiterating this, if you are a Democrat in modern America, you're anti-American scum.
[03:38:27]  Do you understand me?
[03:38:29]  And that's all there is to it.
[03:38:31]  If you happen to be a goddamn Democrat listening to me, get the fuck out of here right now.
[03:38:35]  All right.
[03:38:36]  If you happen to be a Democrat listening in right now, get the fuck out of here right now.
[03:38:43]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:38:44]  Who else do we have here?
[03:38:45]  We got, what is this?
[03:38:48]  Autistic ghost radio graffiti.
[03:38:52]  You, my opinion on autism, since I'm not talking about autism, a fraud, a racket.
[03:38:57]  For a long while, we were hearing that every minority child had asthma.
[03:39:01]  Why did they suddenly, why was there an asthma epidemic amongst minority children?
[03:39:05]  Because I'll tell you why.
[03:39:06]  The children got extra welfare if they were disabled and they got extra help in school.
[03:39:11]  It was a money racket.
[03:39:12]  Everyone went in and was told when the nurse looks at you, you go, I don't know, the dust got me.
[03:39:18]  So everyone had asthma from the minority community.
[03:39:20]  That was number one.
[03:39:21]  Now the illness du jour is autism.
[03:39:25]  You know what autism is?
[03:39:26]  I'll tell you what autism is in 99% of the cases.
[03:39:29]  It's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out.
[03:39:32]  That's what autism is.
[03:39:34]  What do you mean they scream and they're silent?
[03:39:37]  They don't have a father around to tell them, don't act like a moron.
[03:39:40]  You'll get nowhere in life.
[03:39:40]  Stop acting like a putz.
[03:39:42]  Straighten up.
[03:39:43]  Act like a man.
[03:39:44]  Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot.
[03:39:46]  Autism.
[03:39:47]  Everybody has an illness.
[03:39:50]  If I behaved like a fool, my father called me a fool.
[03:39:53]  And he said to me, don't behave like a fool.
[03:39:56]  The worst thing, he said, don't behave like a fool.
[03:39:58]  Don't be anybody's dummy.
[03:40:00]  Don't sound like an idiot.
[03:40:01]  Don't act like the girl.
[03:40:03]  Don't cry.
[03:40:03]  That's what I was raised with.
[03:40:04]  That's what you should raise your children with.
[03:40:06]  Stopping the sensitivity training.
[03:40:07]  You're turning your son into a girl and you're turning a nation into a nation of losers and beaten men.
[03:40:13]  That's why we have the politicians we have.
[03:40:16]  I completely 100% agree with that statement right there.
[03:40:22]  I completely 100% agree with that statement.
[03:40:26]  I'm just saying.
[03:40:27]  And guess what?
[03:40:27]  Let me explain something to you guys that have autism and ass burgers.
[03:40:31]  You want to know how to get rid of it?
[03:40:33]  Just don't acknowledge that you have it and act like a normal human being.
[03:40:37]  It's as simple as fucking that.
[03:40:39]  It's as simple as that.
[03:40:40]  What is a normal human being?
[03:40:42]  Shut up, go to work, make money, self-sustain yourself.
[03:40:48]  All right?
[03:40:49]  The problem with you little autists and you Aspergers is that you fuckers think that everybody cares about you and we're all supposed to care about you.
[03:40:58]  All right.
[03:41:00]  We're all supposed to care.
[03:41:01]  Oh, I'm triggered when anybody happens to clap their hands and I'd like for everybody to please use jazz hands instead of clapping hands because it triggers my anxiety and yeah.
[03:41:17]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:41:18]  And look, look, I know I said this in the past and people were saying, oh, that's discrimination, ghost, but I would not want to hire anybody who is acknowledging that they have Asperger's or autism, okay?
[03:41:33]  Now, how would I know if you have autism or Asperger's if you fucking say it to me in the interview, okay?
[03:41:41]  Um, ghost, uh, I know I'm applying for this job, but I've got, I've got Asperger's, or I've got autism.
[03:41:47]  Oh, okay, that's great.
[03:41:48]  Okay, well, don't call us.
[03:41:50]  We'll call you, and I ain't gonna call them.
[03:41:53]  I ain't calling them because, look, folks, okay, let's be honest.
[03:41:56]  Let's just be honest for a second, okay?
[03:41:59]  I have a retail store, okay?
[03:42:01]  And in retail, you have very disgusting, despicable, rude fucking customers.
[03:42:08]  I mean, how is an autist or an Asperger's going to deal with a goddamn customer that calls them a piece of shit, an asshole, you don't know how to do your job.
[03:42:21]  I mean, all of a sudden it triggers this autist or Asperger's, and then this idiot's going to get a penknife and start killing people, or, you know, he's triggered and takes some of the merchandise and bashes over the fucking customer's head.
[03:42:36]  I mean, all I'm asking is, am I liable for that?
[03:42:41]  Am I liable for the fact that some autist that I hired goes ape shit and then fucking, you know, kicks a fucking customer's ass or some shit?
[03:42:52]  I'm just saying.
[03:42:53]  I'm just saying for Christ's sake.
[03:42:57]  I'm not going to take that kind of liability.
[03:43:01]  I'm not going to take that kind of liability if some fucking autism.
[03:43:05]  Yeah.
[03:43:06]  I do want to say something on the preset before I actually sit down with the interview.
[03:43:11]  I have autism and Asperger's.
[03:43:15]  All right.
[03:43:15]  Yeah.
[03:43:15]  Get the fuck out of here right now.
[03:43:17]  All right.
[03:43:18]  Get the fuck out of here right now and do an easy job like clean toilets or something.
[03:43:22]  All right.
[03:43:22]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:43:25]  You don't need any responsibility.
[03:43:27]  You don't need any interaction with the public for Christ's sake.
[03:43:29]  All right.
[03:43:32]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[03:43:33]  All right.
[03:43:34]  And look, everybody's calling me a bad monster.
[03:43:36]  Oh, oh, how dare you?
[03:43:39]  You know how to get rid of autism, dude?
[03:43:41]  You want to know how to get rid of autism and Asperger's?
[03:43:43]  Just say you don't have it anymore.
[03:43:45]  Okay.
[03:43:45]  And stop acting like a putz.
[03:43:48]  Stop acting like a jerk off.
[03:43:49]  All right.
[03:43:50]  It's as simple as that.
[03:43:51]  And how do you do that?
[03:43:52]  Keep fucking quiet, you chattery fucks.
[03:43:56]  We don't care about your idiosyncrasies.
[03:43:59]  We don't care about your fucking life.
[03:44:02]  Just do your job and shut the fuck up.
[03:44:06]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:44:07]  Let me tell you something.
[03:44:08]  If I was your fucking daddy, boy, give me the fucking shit.
[03:44:12]  Give me a shit.
[03:44:13]  Get a fucking belt.
[03:44:15]  If I was your fucking dad, you fucking autist assberger motherfuckers, I'd take you to the fucking woodshed.
[03:44:22]  I'd take you to fucking woodshed and give me my fucking belt.
[03:44:26]  I'd fucking... Fucking...
[03:44:31]  Goddamn right!
[03:44:32]  Take that.
[03:44:34]  Yeah.
[03:44:38]  I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
[03:44:41]  Yeah.
[03:44:43]  Get up.
[03:44:45]  Take that shit!
[03:44:48]  Take that fucking shit, you fucking autist!
[03:44:52]  Huh?
[03:44:53]  Huh?
[03:44:53]  Oh, you're having a meltdown?
[03:44:54]  You're having a fucking meltdown.
[03:44:55]  Take this shit!
[03:44:58]  Huh?
[03:44:59]  Meltdown on this!
[03:45:00]  Ah!
[03:45:01]  Yeah!
[03:45:02]  Yeah!
[03:45:04]  Huh?
[03:45:04]  You fucking having it?
[03:45:05]  You having a meltdown?
[03:45:06]  You still having a meltdown?
[03:45:07]  Huh?
[03:45:08]  Yeah!
[03:45:14]  You're goddamn right.
[03:45:16]  You goddamn right.
[03:45:17]  I'd take you to the fucking woodshed and I'd make a man out of you, sons of bitches.
[03:45:22]  Do you understand me?
[03:45:26]  I'd make a man out of you, motherfuckers, you son of a bitch.
[03:45:31]  I'd make a man out of you, sons of bitches.
[03:45:35]  And that's a bad part about it.
[03:45:37]  You all are being raised by a bunch of single dirty dish rag whore of a mother.
[03:45:42]  And that's a damn shame.
[03:45:44]  And what is this, Rosie O'Kelly harder?
[03:45:47]  All right, get the fuck out of here, right?
[03:45:49]  I'm serious.
[03:45:51]  I did that for these damn autist and Asperger motherfuckers, all right?
[03:45:57]  You don't want Asperger's or autism anymore?
[03:45:59]  Just pretend you don't got it anymore and shut your mouth.
[03:46:02]  How about that, boy?
[03:46:05]  Just say you don't have it and shut your mouth.
[03:46:08]  Just don't acknowledge it.
[03:46:10]  According to Dr. What now you're saying autism is brain cancer?
[03:46:15]  Are you kidding me?
[03:46:16]  Oh, I got brain.
[03:46:18]  If you got brain cancer, you got cancer.
[03:46:20]  It's fucked up, dude.
[03:46:21]  Sorry.
[03:46:21]  I didn't, you know, I don't know what to tell you.
[03:46:24]  But these autists and Aspergers, I've had about enough of it.
[03:46:27]  I've had about enough of it, all right?
[03:46:30]  So glad you can't reproduce.
[03:46:32]  Too late, you fucking moron.
[03:46:37]  Anyway, let's get back to the radio graffiti, okay?
[03:46:41]  What now?
[03:46:43]  Come on down to Ghost Snake Emporium.
[03:46:46]  Dude, don't kid around about snakes, man.
[03:46:49]  All right?
[03:46:50]  The difference?
[03:46:51]  These are for your ass.
[03:46:52]  That's right, folks.
[03:46:54]  That's not funny, man.
[03:46:56]  All right, that's not fucking funny, man.
[03:46:59]  That's right, folks.
[03:47:00]  These are some really hot raccoons.
[03:47:02]  That's not funny, dude.
[03:47:03]  All right.
[03:47:03]  All you snake up the ass fucking fetish-having sons of bitches.
[03:47:07]  That ain't funny at all, man.
[03:47:09]  And you guys are sick.
[03:47:10]  This is what I'm saying.
[03:47:11]  I mean, this is your humor out here, a snake in the asshole.
[03:47:15]  That's your humor.
[03:47:16]  All right?
[03:47:16]  That's autism and Asperger's right there.
[03:47:19]  All right.
[03:47:20]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:47:21]  I'm just telling you, boy, I would fucking make a man out of all of you.
[03:47:25]  And I'd show you how to be a real fucking man.
[03:47:28]  Do you understand that?
[03:47:28]  I'd show you.
[03:47:29]  Every time you had a meltdown, I'd fucking give you a reason to have a meltdown, boy.
[03:47:34]  You understand?
[03:47:35]  I don't give a shit if you went insane.
[03:47:37]  I don't give a shit if you had a damn meltdown.
[03:47:39]  I have a bigger one, boy.
[03:47:41]  Ghost, have you ever popped a pimple on your septum?
[03:47:44]  What?!
[03:47:45]  Shows off like buckshot on the mirror.
[03:47:46]  Loud pop in your ear.
[03:47:48]  It hurts at first, but soon after I feel a bit turned on.
[03:47:52]  That ever happened to you?
[03:47:54]  Dude, dude, you're a sick fucking idiot.
[03:47:57]  You know that, Gino?
[03:47:59]  I mean, I'm sitting over here getting ready to go for radio graffiti.
[03:48:02]  Dude, that maybe want to puke what you just said.
[03:48:07]  All right, dude, for disregard, Geno X 1987.
[03:48:11]  All right, he's a I don't know what the hell that was about.
[03:48:14]  All right, how about calm down, Radio Graffiti?
[03:48:31]  I would do Fort Lorico, man, but I'm a little fucking winded.
[03:48:39]  Here, let me do a little for Lorico, all right?
[03:48:44]  I'm doing the four lorry, dude.
[03:48:46]  I'm beat, dude.
[03:48:46]  I can't do it, man.
[03:48:49]  Puzzle!
[03:48:56]  What?!
[03:48:57]  Show that nigger, old tiger!
[03:49:00]  No, no, no!
[03:49:00]  Shit, that shit.
[03:49:02]  Shut that shit up.
[03:49:03]  I never said that shit.
[03:49:05]  What the fuck?
[03:49:06]  I never said that.
[03:49:10]  You see, folks, this is what I'm talking about out here, folks.
[03:49:13]  This is what I'm fucking talking about.
[03:49:15]  This kind of garbage.
[03:49:16]  These people splice my voice and they have me saying garbage I've never fucking said.
[03:49:22]  Here I am.
[03:49:23]  I'm thinking that we're doing For Loriko.
[03:49:26]  And what the fuck is this anonymous?
[03:49:28]  If you want to lose your virginity, just tell yourself you had sex.
[03:49:32]  No, that ain't how it works, boy.
[03:49:34]  All right, that's a little different.
[03:49:35]  You can't equate acting like a stupid spastic tard because you're a brat to actually getting some poo nanny.
[03:49:43]  You can't do that.
[03:49:44]  You can't equate the two in any regard.
[03:49:46]  All right.
[03:49:47]  So sit there and shut your mouth there, autism, anonymous ass burger, whatever the hell you are.
[03:49:56]  All right, who do we got here?
[03:49:58]  We got G.A. Ping, Radio Graffiti.
[03:50:02]  I'm just, I'm serious.
[03:50:03]  I'm not pranking you, but I really want to slow fight with you, you know?
[03:50:06]  Dude, this better not be.
[03:50:08]  Hang up, that dude.
[03:50:09]  That better be somebody that just sounds like that fruity bastard, and he better not come back again.
[03:50:14]  That son of a bitch that you just heard, all right, called my show every day for four years.
[03:50:23]  The last thing I want to hear is that son of a bitch.
[03:50:27]  Not even joking, folks.
[03:50:28]  That's the last person I want to hear, for Christ's sake.
[03:50:32]  How about Dolokoff, Radio Graffiti?
[03:50:37]  Nor Jewish.
[03:50:44]  All right, get it off.
[03:50:56]  Yeah, I'm Jewish.
[03:50:57]  Yeah, right.
[03:50:58]  Go shoving up your ass, dude.
[03:51:00]  Like I said to you, anti-Semitic pricks.
[03:51:03]  All right, so what if I was Jewish?
[03:51:06]  And I know some of you said, oh, I would unsubscribe, ghosts.
[03:51:09]  That's fucked up of you guys.
[03:51:10]  You know what?
[03:51:11]  That's really fucked up of you, sons of bitches.
[03:51:15]  You know that?
[03:51:16]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[03:51:18]  I'm not anti-Semitic.
[03:51:19]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[03:51:22]  All right.
[03:51:23]  happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black i happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be all kinds of like i don't want to go through it All right.
[03:51:33]  Whatever.
[03:51:33]  I'm not Jewish.
[03:51:35]  I use Yarmulkas for coffee filters.
[03:51:38]  I'm not Ben Shapiro.
[03:51:39]  All right.
[03:51:40]  All right.
[03:51:41]  What else we got?
[03:51:42]  We got golden showers for ghosts, Radio Graffiti.
[03:51:45]  Oh, baby cakes.
[03:51:47]  I'm still here.
[03:51:48]  Keep whiffing me.
[03:51:49]  Take me to your witch shit, baby cakes.
[03:51:52]  Oh, yeah.
[03:51:54]  Oh, harder, daddy.
[03:51:56]  You know, you know, the worst part about this guy acting gay is that you can tell that he's a fat femme.
[03:52:03]  You can tell by the lard that's stuck in his windpipe as he's trying to sound feminine.
[03:52:08]  He is a fat femme.
[03:52:09]  And I'm going to be honest with you, guys.
[03:52:11]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:52:14]  All right.
[03:52:15]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:52:17]  I think it's an act.
[03:52:18]  I think it's a fucking put-on.
[03:52:20]  All right.
[03:52:21]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:52:23]  I'm sorry, dude.
[03:52:24]  All right.
[03:52:26]  Give me a break.
[03:52:27]  You're fat and you're trying to act like a femme.
[03:52:29]  You're a fat ass.
[03:52:31]  You know what that means?
[03:52:32]  That means you eat copious amounts of food.
[03:52:35]  And that means that you probably take big fucking juicy turds.
[03:52:41]  And you probably have a fucking large taint area.
[03:52:44]  Who wants to go all up in that?
[03:52:46]  I'm just saying.
[03:52:48]  I'm just saying, okay?
[03:52:51]  Fucking fat femmes.
[03:52:53]  I'm just trying to give people fucking life advice, all right?
[03:52:56]  I mean, I'm fucking family entertainment over here.
[03:52:59]  I'm just trying to tell people some things, all right?
[03:53:01]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:53:03]  That's all there is to it, all right?
[03:53:06]  All right, who else we got here?
[03:53:07]  How about licking fingers, radio graffiti?
[03:53:13]  Hey, licking fingers, you licking your fingers.
[03:53:15]  Seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
[03:53:18]  I've been in intense fingering.
[03:53:20]  You know, the type of fingering that one has to conduct, but fingering my ass.
[03:53:26]  My asshole just pucked there.

=== Splicing Me And Making Me Say Shit (03:02) ===

[03:53:29]  Oh, my.
[03:53:30]  It's been your licking good.
[03:53:33]  Fuck you, Samsung, you fucking shithead.
[03:53:36]  Fucking asshole.
[03:53:38]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:53:40]  Uh, fucker.
[03:53:42]  Fucking stupid motherfuckers, man.
[03:53:45]  I hate how you do that shit.
[03:53:47]  I hate how you fucking splice me to say dumb shit like that, man.
[03:53:51]  Fuck you, assholes, man.
[03:53:54]  I'm going to end Radio Graffiti if y'all motherfuckers keep up this shit.
[03:53:57]  Do you understand me?
[03:53:59]  Are you hearing me?
[03:54:01]  Are you listening?
[03:54:05]  All right, folks.
[03:54:06]  Let me continue going on here.
[03:54:08]  Who else do we have?
[03:54:10]  We've got Moody Blues Radio Graffiti.
[03:54:17]  We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
[03:54:20]  I fucking do not like Donald Trump.
[03:54:22]  And I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
[03:54:24]  If I saw this son of a bitch in the same bar, in the same vicinity as me, I would commit the crime and do the time.
[03:54:31]  I would whoop his ass into dog meat.
[03:54:34]  All right.
[03:54:35]  And I would proudly stay there as I put Truck in his own puddle of a blood and piss.
[03:54:40]  And I'd wait for the goddamn fucking cops to get me.
[03:54:44]  And I would be arrested.
[03:54:45]  Let me tell you something.
[03:54:46]  Once I got to the county jail, all right, all the black people and all the ethnic minorities will hoist me on their fucking shoulders like I'm a fucking sultan because I beat this fucking cracker ass cracker culturally appropriate and fucking blonde-haired blue-eyed son of a bitch.
[03:55:05]  I beat his ass.
[03:55:06]  Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[03:55:12]  I was talking about M&M, you fucker!
[03:55:18]  I was talking about Eminem.
[03:55:22]  Fucking pylon, you fucking asshole.
[03:55:25]  Get out of here.
[03:55:27]  I was talking about Eminem in that clip.
[03:55:30]  And this fucking pylon, this fucking fucker over here is splicing me and making me say shit that I never fucking said.
[03:55:40]  You see, I'm telling you right now, I'm fucking tired of you people.
[03:55:45]  I'm fucking tired of you fucking trying to make me look like a shithead on the internet, man.
[03:55:50]  Do you understand?
[03:55:53]  I used to be somebody out here, you fucking sons of bitches, until you fucking trolls found me.
[03:56:01]  People used to fucking listen to me for the financial insight, man.
[03:56:07]  For the political and social commentary.
[03:56:11]  Until you fucking trolls came along and messed everything up.
[03:56:21]  Oh my God, dude.
[03:56:22]  I don't even know what I'm doing here, man.
[03:56:23]  I need my fucking head examined.
[03:56:26]  Seriously, I don't even know why I come here.
[03:56:27]  That's why I need a fucking break on Saturday night, man.

=== Need My Head Examined (04:24) ===

[03:56:31]  What?
[03:56:33]  What?
[03:56:36]  I'm in anti-fuck you, idiot.
[03:56:40]  Man, I can't even catch my fucking breath, dude.
[03:56:44]  I can't even catch my fucking breath, man.
[03:56:47]  All right.
[03:56:48]  Let me move on, folks.
[03:56:50]  All right.
[03:56:50]  I'm fucking, I'm getting tired of this shit, man.
[03:56:54]  And who the hell is this?
[03:56:56]  Time to pray the ghost away.
[03:56:58]  Radio graffiti.
[03:57:13]  Pray the ghost away.
[03:57:39]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:57:41]  What are you talking about?
[03:57:42]  Pray the ghost away.
[03:57:43]  What are you talking about, man?
[03:57:45]  I'm your quintessential role model in today's America.
[03:57:49]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[03:57:50]  Pray the ghost away.
[03:57:52]  All right.
[03:57:53]  I mean, there's many people that have been listening to me since 2009, 2008.
[03:58:00]  They were listening to me when they were in fucking high school.
[03:58:04]  They were young'ins for Christ's sake.
[03:58:06]  And I've nurtured these young men.
[03:58:08]  I'm kind of like a father figure to many of these people that are listening right now.
[03:58:14]  And like I said, if I've helped you as a father figure, I extend my hand to each and every one of you, of course, with a rubber glove on it, and say, I'd like to touch you in pure friendship.
[03:58:27]  You know, because I know that I'm a father figure for some of you folks.
[03:58:32]  I understand that.
[03:58:33]  All right, so don't worry about it.
[03:58:35]  All right.
[03:58:36]  But to pray the ghost away, give me a fucking break, man.
[03:58:41]  I'm a positive influence.
[03:58:42]  All right.
[03:58:43]  I'm probably one of the best role models in today's America, considering now we've got drag queens reading to kindergartners in today's school systems, for Christ's sake.
[03:58:56]  How about that?
[03:58:59]  I'm a good role model here.
[03:59:01]  Okay.
[03:59:02]  I'm a good fucking role model.
[03:59:05]  And I don't need to say anything more.
[03:59:07]  If you've been listening to me for a long time, you know I'm a real badass.
[03:59:10]  I'm a real man.
[03:59:12]  I'm a man out here.
[03:59:13]  So let's move on here.
[03:59:15]  Who else do we got?
[03:59:15]  We got Trenchman Radio Graffiti.
[03:59:19]  Hey.
[03:59:23]  Hello.
[03:59:24]  Hey, Ghost.
[03:59:25]  Am I coming in?
[03:59:26]  Yeah, what's going on, dude?
[03:59:29]  Hey, Ghost.
[03:59:30]  How you been doing?
[03:59:31]  It's been too long since I've called in again.
[03:59:33]  Listening into the show for a while.
[03:59:35]  I'm glad you're doing those resolutions you're doing.
[03:59:37]  Sounds like things are going pretty darn well for you this new year.
[03:59:41]  It's going okay.
[03:59:42]  I wouldn't say it's darn well, but it ain't too bad, man.
[03:59:47]  Yeah, things are actually going pretty well for me, too.
[03:59:49]  Like I said a couple of weeks back, I did graduate nursing school, not a penny in debt, and now I'm just waiting while the bureaucracy drags its ass so they can approve me to take the boards.
[03:59:59]  Well, there you go, man.
[04:00:00]  It's on to financial independence.
[04:00:02]  You're damn right.
[04:00:03]  As a matter of fact, nurses are one of the most shortage jobs right now.
[04:00:07]  There are plenty of jobs for nurses out there.
[04:00:10]  And as a matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken, nurses are almost like a general physician now.
[04:00:17]  You can kind of like, you know, give diagnoses.
[04:00:21]  You can administer inoculations, things of that nature.
[04:00:25]  Am I correct?
[04:00:27]  You're coming in, a little choppy ghost.
[04:00:29]  I won't hold up the lines anymore, but cheers to you and have yourself a good night.
[04:00:34]  Hey, thank you.
[04:00:35]  Yeah, it's because of your Obama computer, you fucking idiot.
[04:00:38]  I was talking very fucking clearly, for Christ's sake.
[04:00:41]  All right, it's your Obama computer.
[04:00:43]  You're trying to make me sound like I got an Obama phone.
[04:00:46]  I got the top-of-the-line jitterbug.
[04:00:49]  So, you know, give me a fucking break out here.
[04:00:51]  It ain't my phone.
[04:00:52]  I got top-of-the-line jitterbug up in here.

=== Radio Graffiti Time (03:48) ===

[04:00:55]  All right, man.
[04:00:57]  Let me know here.
[04:01:01]  I need another fucking smoke.
[04:01:03]  Jesus Christ.
[04:01:05]  I got to look for some of that big nuggy that's on the goddamn floor.
[04:01:09]  I don't want Templeton to fucking eat the shit.
[04:01:13]  All right.
[04:01:13]  Let me go ahead and smoke here.
[04:01:18]  That's what I'm talking about.
[04:01:20]  That's what I'm talking about.
[04:01:21]  You got to hold it in.
[04:01:22]  Let it hit the brain, baby.
[04:01:23]  Got to hold it in.
[04:01:24]  Let it hit the brain for Christ's sake.
[04:01:30]  All right.
[04:01:38]  Shit.
[04:01:39]  Oh, my God, dude.
[04:01:41]  Oh, oh, man, that hit me right there, dude.
[04:01:48]  And shut up.
[04:01:49]  I'm not smoking crack.
[04:01:50]  I'm smoking tetrahydrocanneminol, the weed, the reefer.
[04:01:56]  All right, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
[04:01:58]  You get it, all right?
[04:01:59]  You dingleberry extracting fucking hemorrhoid-sucking ass blast enthusiast, anal cheese-loving pieces of shit.
[04:02:09]  Who we got?
[04:02:10]  got new car radio graffiti Watch that goodies race beneath the light.
[04:02:29]  Sky was dark, somebody rain left over from that hurricane.
[04:02:34]  JD said we might get west tonight.
[04:02:36]  All right, all right.
[04:02:37]  Look, are you playing that because you think I'm some kind of a shit-kicking hick or something?
[04:02:43]  I'm from Texas, boy.
[04:02:44]  All right, all right.
[04:02:46]  That's way different from being a part of any part of the South out here.
[04:02:50]  All right, Texas is the best.
[04:02:52]  You all should know that by now, there, you fucking milky-licking fucking numb-nuts.
[04:02:57]  All right, who do we got here?
[04:02:59]  We got musical blasphemy, radio graffiti.
[04:03:04]  I'll see you after my mail.
[04:03:07]  You move a little live.
[04:03:08]  Oh, man.
[04:03:11]  Come on, man.
[04:03:17]  And the very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
[04:03:38]  I love that song, dude.
[04:03:42]  Anyway, take that shit off.
[04:03:43]  You're fucking mixing it with Pantera's musical blasphemy is right.
[04:03:47]  I love that song, dude.
[04:03:49]  I'm sorry.
[04:03:49]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
[04:04:02]  I'll give it to someone special.
[04:04:05]  It's great, dude.
[04:04:06]  I love that song.
[04:04:07]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[04:04:09]  How about Tyler Radio Graffiti?
[04:04:12]  I love you.
[04:04:14]  You love me.
[04:04:16]  We're a flat dust mammaline.
[04:04:20]  We're the fucking ass and a little bit of a little job.
[04:04:24]  Now let's go find someone to rob.
[04:04:28]  You know what?
[04:04:29]  Fuck off, Tyler.
[04:04:30]  All right, you fucking mixing me with that goddamn Home Depot.
[04:04:33]  I mean, good God, dude.
[04:04:35]  I mean, fucking Home Depot.
[04:04:37]  You know, I don't know what it is about this stupid fucking song or the fucking theme of it.
[04:04:42]  I didn't get the memo why it was a meme.

=== Mixing Me With Home Depot (02:18) ===

[04:04:44]  It's all of a sudden become a meme.
[04:04:47]  I mean, I don't, I, you know, who the fuck knows, man.
[04:04:52]  All right, Mr. P, radio graffiti.
[04:04:57]  Hey, Mr. P, are you there?
[04:05:01]  He's fucking jerking himself.
[04:05:02]  Get out of it.
[04:05:03]  Get him out of here.
[04:05:04]  Fucking Helen Keller, deaf mute, get out of here.
[04:05:09]  All right, who else do we got here?
[04:05:11]  We've got Ghosts' Obama Internet Radio Graffiti.
[04:05:33]  Look, I'm not even joking.
[04:05:35]  Just hearing that, it just brings back memories in the corner of my mind.
[04:05:41]  I remember, man.
[04:05:42]  Beautiful times when the internet, believe it or not, from 1995 to about 1998, 1994 to 1998 was the best time to be on the internet.
[04:05:53]  I'm not even joking.
[04:05:54]  And when Windows 98 came out, a whole crop of losers that had no business to be on the internet all of a sudden started being on the internet.
[04:06:02]  Because prior to 1998 or Windows 98 release, everybody that was online was either somebody from the military, somebody who was very smart from probably studying computer science in the university, somebody who was rich.
[04:06:19]  I mean, I saw a lot of rich Asians from the West Coast who had ISDN connections before it was even popular and shit.
[04:06:27]  So you had a very weird hodgepodge of people back then.
[04:06:31]  And I really miss it, dude.
[04:06:32]  I mean, everybody who was on the internet at that time was very intelligent.
[04:06:36]  And, you know, the exchange of ideas and things that happened during that time, man, I'll never forget that time.
[04:06:45]  I miss those internet days, man.
[04:06:48]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[04:06:50]  Who else do we got?
[04:06:51]  We got Harriet Benoit, Radio Graffiti.
[04:06:58]  Hey, Harriet.
[04:07:00]  My name is Cleveland Brown.

=== That Is My Wrestling Theme (07:39) ===

[04:07:03]  Oh, no, dude.
[04:07:05]  Right back to the bottom.
[04:07:06]  Oh, no.
[04:07:07]  With my new family.
[04:07:10]  Best old friends and new friends and I'm not going to let it finish, dude.
[04:07:15]  Y'all remember, right?
[04:07:16]  Y'all remember some idiot would call up.
[04:07:20]  And, you know, I used to have Blog Talk Radio, so it would have like 100 lines available for people to call in.
[04:07:28]  50 of it was this asshole over here with this stupid fucking dumb theme from Cleveland for Christ's sake.
[04:07:35]  Stupid fucking, it was stupid.
[04:07:38]  That was fucking stupid.
[04:07:40]  All right.
[04:07:41]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[04:07:44]  Hey, ghost, give me your granny passenger eyes tonight.
[04:07:50]  Yeah, yeah, fuck you, dude.
[04:07:51]  You sound fat in the ass, too, all right?
[04:07:53]  I can hear the fat in your windpipe, for Christ's sake.
[04:07:56]  Haven't you noticed that you can always hear fat fucks?
[04:08:00]  You know, something, though, you can't hear it in women.
[04:08:03]  Women, what it seems to me, the fatter they are, all of a sudden, like the lard or something kind of squeezes in their windpipe so they sound like hot chicks over the phone.
[04:08:15]  But then when you see them, it's like fucking like cottage cheese ass rolling out of a goddamn fucking house dress.
[04:08:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:08:24]  I mean, you can hear it in the dudes, though.
[04:08:26]  You know what I mean?
[04:08:27]  I mean, good God.
[04:08:29]  Fucking fat ass.
[04:08:30]  We got too many fat people, man.
[04:08:31]  All right.
[04:08:32]  Look, I'm not no fucking, I'm not no Mark Wahlberg or anything, all right?
[04:08:37]  I'm not built, but fucking, for Christ's sake, man, I'm not some gigantuan fucking waste of fucking pile of shit that was like 350, 400 pounders.
[04:08:50]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[04:08:52]  I'm not even joking.
[04:08:54]  You know, you're fat by the following, okay?
[04:08:57]  And by the way, you also know that you have diabetes in the follow-up.
[04:09:00]  This is all you have to do.
[04:09:02]  If you can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
[04:09:06]  It's as simple as that, all right?
[04:09:09]  Repeat after me: if you look down and can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
[04:09:16]  All right, so look down right now.
[04:09:17]  If you can see your penis, then you're in pretty good shape.
[04:09:22]  But if you look down and can't see old one-eye down there, then you are a fat fucking piece of steaming pile of protoplasm.
[04:09:30]  That's all I'm saying, all right?
[04:09:33]  That's all I'm saying.
[04:09:34]  If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes, baby.
[04:09:38]  All right, who else do we have here?
[04:09:41]  What?
[04:09:42]  Who the hell is this?
[04:09:43]  Press P for ghost to play the video I donated of what he said on Aireden.
[04:09:47]  It's 100%.
[04:09:49]  Whatever.
[04:09:50]  All right.
[04:09:51]  We're in the middle of radio graffiti right now.
[04:09:56]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:09:57]  We're in the middle of radio graffiti right now, for Christ's sake.
[04:10:01]  And what the hell is this?
[04:10:02]  Ghosts' wrestling theme, Radio Graffiti.
[04:10:23]  Get this shit.
[04:10:24]  That's supposed to be my wrestling theme.
[04:10:26]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[04:10:29]  Are you fucking joking me?
[04:10:30]  That's supposed to be my wrestling.
[04:10:32]  You want to know what my wrestling theme is?
[04:10:35]  This is my wrestling theme, baby.
[04:10:40]  Yeah!
[04:10:43]  That's my fucking wrestling theme right there, baby.
[04:10:50]  Yeah!
[04:10:53]  Come and get some!
[04:10:57]  You come and get some, baby.
[04:10:59]  That's my wrestling theme, you son of a bitch.
[04:11:03]  Anyway, let's go take that off.
[04:11:05]  All right, let's move on.
[04:11:06]  Who the hell else do we got here?
[04:11:07]  How about, uh, who the fuck is Anatoly, Radio Graffiti?
[04:11:24]  Dude, what the fuck is this?
[04:11:30]  Is some kind of show tune shit?
[04:11:32]  I mean, what is that?
[04:11:33]  It's some kind of Barbara Streisand fruit bowl garbage, dude.
[04:11:36]  Don't be playing that shit on Radio Graffiti, all right?
[04:11:40]  I mean, Jesus Christ, it's bad enough.
[04:11:42]  We got Pettis in the room who's fruiting up the room so bad it's smelling like fucking ripe asshole in here.
[04:11:49]  The last thing we need is to perpetuate the whole idea by hearing Barbara Streisand tunes and shit.
[04:11:56]  All right, who the hell else do we got here?
[04:11:59]  How about Sunburst Unicorn Radio Graffiti?
[04:12:13]  I take that and tell you fucking, you fucking ear raping piece of crap.
[04:12:19]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:12:20]  Is this all I got going on here?
[04:12:23]  Come on, where are the callers?
[04:12:27]  All right, who else do we have here?
[04:12:29]  About, hey, wait a minute.
[04:12:31]  I think we got a fan favorite out here.
[04:12:33]  Let's go ahead and call him up.
[04:12:34]  Is this Dark Blade up here?
[04:12:38]  Dark Blaine, radio graffiti.
[04:12:41]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[04:12:43]  How are you doing, my man?
[04:12:44]  How you doing?
[04:12:47]  I'm doing okay, man.
[04:12:48]  Just having the good news now.
[04:12:50]  Spoilers on Chua, yeah.
[04:12:53]  Yeah, that's cool, man.
[04:12:54]  I'm glad to hear it, man.
[04:12:56]  So you're feeling good?
[04:12:57]  Spoilers and we suffering that they put a Pogo Six with it to their line on.
[04:13:03]  Even a jump swipper.
[04:13:05]  Yeah.
[04:13:05]  Wow, dude.
[04:13:06]  I didn't even fucking, I didn't know that, dude.
[04:13:09]  So you thinking about doing it or what?
[04:13:15]  Yeah, I didn't expect that, too.
[04:13:18]  Yeah, I know what you mean, dude.
[04:13:20]  So how you been?
[04:13:21]  Are you holding up okay?
[04:13:23]  Still waiting for when this shows up of like when it will update, what time.
[04:13:28]  You know what I mean?
[04:13:29]  Yeah, I know, man.
[04:13:29]  Spaghetti.
[04:13:30]  I know it, dude.
[04:13:32]  So everything going okay with you, dude?
[04:13:34]  We want to make sure you're okay.
[04:13:40]  Anyways, yeah, I'm doing okay.
[04:13:43]  All right.
[04:13:44]  I'm doing a lot.
[04:13:45]  Just well.
[04:13:46]  Just patiently still just, you know, put stuff for the ape from my father.
[04:13:53]  You know what I mean?
[04:13:53]  No, I know what you mean, dude.
[04:13:54]  I know.
[04:13:55]  We're praying for you over here, dude.
[04:13:57]  We're praying.
[04:14:00]  Anyways, thank you, good people on the chat.
[04:14:03]  I'm really glad that I just managed to call just in time.
[04:14:06]  And also, cheers to you, Ghost and Engineer.
[04:14:10]  And also, always with the same thing, Yay Spaghetti.
[04:14:15]  Yay!
[04:14:17]  There it is.
[04:14:18]  Yay, Spaghetti from our good friend Dark Blaine in the house.
[04:14:23]  All right.
[04:14:25]  Anyway, thank you.
[04:14:26]  Very good fan, Dark Blaine, over there.
[04:14:28]  Thank you very much for calling in.
[04:14:29]  I don't know what is this?
[04:14:31]  What?
[04:14:31]  Dark Blaine, you know, Ghost is calling you retarded when he tells you to say you.
[04:14:35]  No, don't, Dark Blaine.
[04:14:37]  Don't listen to the freaking panda.
[04:14:38]  This guy's just some dumb jerk off trying to get some ill will between you and me.

=== Praying For You Over Here (02:54) ===

[04:14:43]  All right.
[04:14:44]  I know you're a good fan, and we're praying for you out here.
[04:14:48]  Don't listen to this stupid son of a bitch.
[04:14:50]  He doesn't know shit from Shinola.
[04:14:52]  All right?
[04:14:53]  He doesn't know shit from Shinola.
[04:14:56]  So anyway, let's move on here.
[04:14:57]  Who else do we have?
[04:14:58]  We got some numbers out here.
[04:15:02]  602 Radio Graffiti.
[04:15:05]  Hello, Ghost.
[04:15:07]  How are you fucking doing, buddy?
[04:15:08]  How you doing, man?
[04:15:11]  Good, good.
[04:15:12]  Hey, I have a question.
[04:15:13]  What the fuck do you think is going to happen 2020?
[04:15:17]  What's going to be the fucking catalyst?
[04:15:18]  Like, fucking 2016.
[04:15:21]  Like, fucking Alex Jones getting spit on by fucking Jimmy Dore.
[04:15:25]  Well, let me explain what's going to happen in 2020.
[04:15:28]  And I'll be completely honest with you, okay?
[04:15:30]  And Trenchman, check my last message.
[04:15:32]  Thanks.
[04:15:33]  What do you mean, check your last message?
[04:15:34]  Oh, three bucks.
[04:15:35]  Sorry, Ghost.
[04:15:35]  My internet is shit tonight.
[04:15:37]  Thanks, Callie.
[04:15:38]  But you're correct.
[04:15:40]  We can do most things now.
[04:15:42]  Write orders or prescriptions.
[04:15:45]  Maybe pledge with Distillen to join in the IC with my first nursing paycheck.
[04:15:51]  Hey, cheers to Trenchman, man.
[04:15:53]  Anyway, thank you very much.
[04:15:55]  I appreciate it.
[04:15:55]  And once again, thank you for letting me know to check the last message.
[04:16:00]  Cheers to Trenchman.
[04:16:01]  But let me explain to you what's going to happen in 2020, okay?
[04:16:05]  America is sick and tired of what the fucking Democrats are doing.
[04:16:09]  And now, more than ever, people know that this vote is so important that you're going to have a mass turnout of people all across the country.
[04:16:18]  And there's going to be an overturn of the Democrat dominance in the House.
[04:16:23]  The Senate is going to get stronger with Republicans, and Trump is going to win 2020.
[04:16:28]  And when that happens, I guarantee you, folks, the best is yet to come.
[04:16:33]  All right, when Trump wins 2020, if you think that you're having a good economy now, it's going to get even better.
[04:16:40]  If that's even possible to imagine, it's going to get even better.
[04:16:45]  But you folks realize that if we somehow elect any of these nut jobs on the left, you can forget about your prosperity.
[04:16:54]  You can forget about your economic opportunity.
[04:16:57]  You can forget about all that shit, baby.
[04:17:00]  Let me tell you something, man.
[04:17:02]  I think it's good coasting.
[04:17:04]  2020 is going to be a good year.
[04:17:06]  And the reason is, is because he just signed in the China Phase 1 deal.
[04:17:11]  And that's law now.
[04:17:13]  Expect everything at the grocery store to go higher once China starts buying these massive amounts of agrarian livestock products.
[04:17:21]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:17:23]  And then the USMCA deal, all this is going to bring hundreds of billions of dollars into the United States economy that we traditionally didn't have circulating in our economy.
[04:17:33]  So this is going to be a great fucking year.

=== China Phase One Deal (06:24) ===

[04:17:37]  I'm not joking around.
[04:17:39]  3.5% unemployment, the lowest unemployment for every ethnic minority group in this country.
[04:17:46]  There are more people at work today than at any other time in American history.
[04:17:50]  I think it's like 160 million plus jobs right now that people are working.
[04:17:56]  Unbelievable.
[04:17:57]  And I'm glad.
[04:17:58]  I thank God every day that Trump is the president.
[04:18:02]  And I'm glad that this man has turned the economy around from junkyard America that was ran by Obama to the capitalist edifice that it has turned into today.
[04:18:14]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:18:15]  I love Donald Trump.
[04:18:17]  Cheers to Donald Trump, man.
[04:18:19]  Anyway, let's move on.
[04:18:20]  Let's continue here.
[04:18:21]  We've got, how about 412 Radio Graffiti?
[04:18:29]  Jesus Christ, that sounds like an Obama phone from hell.
[04:18:32]  Jesus Christ.
[04:18:33]  Sounds like you're calling from a tin can, for fuck's sake.
[04:18:38]  All right, who the hell is this?
[04:18:39]  How about 917 Radio Graffiti?
[04:18:43]  Hey, ghost, can you hear me all right?
[04:18:45]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[04:18:46]  Is this fucking Keem Scares?
[04:18:48]  Jesus Christ.
[04:18:49]  Yes, Keemscares.
[04:18:50]  Look at this fucking bullshit they sent me, ghost.
[04:18:53]  Look at this fucking bullshit.
[04:18:54]  Discord is focused on maintaining a safe and secure environment.
[04:18:59]  Meanwhile, they got these fucks writing Discord servers posting bestiality and pedophilia.
[04:19:05]  And then I'll fucking ban them, man.
[04:19:07]  That shit is so fucking ridiculous.
[04:19:09]  Well, I'll agree with you there, Keemscares.
[04:19:13]  I can agree with you there.
[04:19:14]  But let's be honest, okay?
[04:19:16]  You were probably one of the ones that were posting the link on other people's Discords elsewhere.
[04:19:23]  And they can kind of trace that.
[04:19:24]  Not to mention, you were probably one of the people that were posting sick-ass fucking graphics in the chat room.
[04:19:31]  Am I right?
[04:19:33]  Well, I wasn't posting shit.
[04:19:35]  I was just calling you gay and all that.
[04:19:37]  I don't know what Pettis was doing.
[04:19:38]  I don't think he was doing anything bad.
[04:19:40]  Kansas Buser wasn't doing shit, anything wrong.
[04:19:42]  And Art Hammond, you said something, but I don't know.
[04:19:45]  I don't think he was doing anything.
[04:19:46]  Are you kidding me?
[04:19:48]  Art Hammond.
[04:19:49]  Dude, I can see that.
[04:19:50]  Art Hammond posted like Twink gay asshole.
[04:19:56]  I don't know.
[04:19:56]  I didn't see it.
[04:19:57]  Yeah, I'm sure you went to.
[04:19:59]  Get him out of here.
[04:20:00]  Shut up, fucking Keemscares.
[04:20:03]  They probably banned you because you were one of these idiots posting these disgusting fucking graphics, these disgusting images on that Discord server.
[04:20:13]  And I think it's fucking disgusting, man.
[04:20:16]  All right.
[04:20:17]  And that's why you got probably kicked off, in my opinion.
[04:20:21]  And Kans Abuser, unfortunately, I think he got kicked off.
[04:20:25]  Hold on what?
[04:20:26]  The Hyperion Corporation Discord sucks.
[04:20:28]  That's why the IC server is on.
[04:20:31]  Go fuck off.
[04:20:31]  All right.
[04:20:32]  I think what happened to Kansa Buser is that people were distributing the link from Kansa Buser's Discord server and they traced it all back to there, dude.
[04:20:42]  That's why they banned most people from that server.
[04:20:45]  I'm just saying.
[04:20:46]  I'm just saying.
[04:20:47]  Anyway, let's move on.
[04:20:48]  All right.
[04:20:48]  Thank you, Keemscares, for nothing.
[04:20:50]  Once again, you fucking meatball-eating fucking idiot.
[04:20:54]  All right, who else do we got here for Christ's sake?
[04:20:56]  Jesus Christ.
[04:20:57]  We got a lot of people here.
[04:20:59]  We got a lot of people here.
[04:21:00]  How about 650 Radio Graffiti?
[04:21:07]  This is Angel Tronic, and you are listening to Drew Covlins Radio on Radio Graffiti.
[04:21:17]  Angel Tronic Radio Graffiti.
[04:21:20]  Do you still get real live streams on Twitch, YouTube, and they find all safe work?
[04:21:26]  Nigger, nigger, nigger.
[04:21:27]  Get that shit out of here, man.
[04:21:31]  That is.
[04:21:32]  Look, dude, I'm not going to continue doing this fucking radio graffiti bullshit if you're going to keep fucking splicing my voice to say fucking garbage like that, racial fucking garbage like that.
[04:21:42]  I'm not putting up.
[04:21:43]  You know, I'm done with this shit.
[04:21:45]  You know what?
[04:21:46]  Take it off.
[04:21:47]  And hang it up, engineer.
[04:21:49]  Hang the shit up now.
[04:21:53]  Hang the fucking shit up now.
[04:21:55]  For Christ's sake.
[04:21:57]  You're damn right.
[04:21:58]  Goodbye.
[04:21:59]  I'm not going to sit here and allow you fucking people to continue.
[04:22:02]  Take the fucking graphic off.
[04:22:06]  I'm not going to let you fucking people sit here and fucking spread slanderous, fucking liabelist lies about me and fucking sit over here and splice my voice into some bullshit that I never fucking said.
[04:22:20]  All right?
[04:22:23]  Never fucking said.
[04:22:26]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[04:22:28]  All right.
[04:22:28]  Look, I mean, I'm thinking about getting the fuck out of here.
[04:22:34]  I've had enough of you people, man.
[04:22:35]  I could barely handle you people sober.
[04:22:38]  All right.
[04:22:38]  I'm even smoking the Rasta Ganja over here, man.
[04:22:41]  I'm even puffing on the fucking Magic Dragon.
[04:22:44]  And I can't take you sons of bitches, man.
[04:22:46]  You people are fucking, you're just fucked up.
[04:22:49]  All right.
[04:22:50]  You're fucked up in the head.
[04:22:51]  You're fucked up.
[04:22:55]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:22:58]  All right, look.
[04:22:59]  I've got a couple of these fucking $20, 20 buckers up in here, even though I told these sons of bitches not to donate them.
[04:23:07]  But of course, like all autists and ass burger motherfuckers, they think that the rules don't apply to them.
[04:23:15]  And all they've got to do is be like, I'm retarded.
[04:23:20]  I'm retarded.
[04:23:22]  I'm sorry.
[04:23:23]  I didn't know.
[04:23:23]  I'm retarded.
[04:23:25]  And that's how they get away with shit.
[04:23:28]  So without any further ado, let me look to take off the no 20 buckers, okay?
[04:23:34]  I'm going to go over the fucking people that donated $20, 20 buckers, and then I'm going to leave.
[04:23:40]  Because I'm tired.
[04:23:42]  And you people, I don't have any beer.
[04:23:44]  It's not like I'm even fucking drinking for fuck's sake, man.
[04:23:47]  It's not like I can't even pallet you sons of bitches with copious amounts of alcohol.
[04:23:53]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Gray Steel's $20, $20.
[04:23:58]  He actually donated this four hours ago.

=== Retarded And Get Away With Shit (06:52) ===

[04:24:01]  So let's see Gray Steel's donation here.
[04:24:06]  Hold on.
[04:24:07]  What the hell is this?
[04:24:10]  Oh, my God.
[04:24:11]  All right, everybody.
[04:24:12]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:24:15]  Put the, hold on, just put the PC shot on.
[04:24:18]  Gray Steel here.
[04:24:20]  The Dominatrix.
[04:24:21]  That's perfect.
[04:24:22]  Are you blowing up someone's Spotify and messaging?
[04:24:24]  This is Louis C.K., the pervert.
[04:24:26]  My friend's wife was a dominatrix, and she used to have Hasidic Jews as clients a lot.
[04:24:32]  And they'd be very rude.
[04:24:33]  Oh, hold on.
[04:24:34]  Your friend.
[04:24:37]  And decided this is the woman for him.
[04:24:40]  Yeah.
[04:24:40]  Which is so bizarre.
[04:24:41]  Because you had a great line there.
[04:24:43]  He basically married someone that burned his dick.
[04:24:46]  He married a woman who literally burnt his dick with a hot poker.
[04:24:49]  What the fuck am I listening to?
[04:24:52]  I'm in love.
[04:24:55]  Does she still dominate him?
[04:24:56]  No, not anymore.
[04:24:57]  I mean, I don't know.
[04:24:57]  I just got to get some areas.
[04:24:59]  Yeah, you got to think that would be a little weird.
[04:25:00]  He's got to go out of the house to get him.
[04:25:03]  Well, the thing is that then it just turned into a regular.
[04:25:05]  They got married.
[04:25:05]  They have a kid.
[04:25:06]  She's a pain in the ass.
[04:25:07]  And he's believing that.
[04:25:09]  Literally.
[04:25:10]  Literally.
[04:25:11]  Oh, my God.
[04:25:12]  I don't know.
[04:25:12]  I'm fucking with a racket.
[04:25:15]  What the hell is this?
[04:25:17]  It doesn't matter what they do beforehand because that's the ultimate.
[04:25:21]  You know, a dom and a fucking slave.
[04:25:23]  It doesn't matter.
[04:25:23]  Once they're married, they become the married couple.
[04:25:25]  He's taking the garbage out.
[04:25:27]  Exactly.
[04:25:30]  I can't believe I'm listening to this to this fucking pervert, Louis C.K. Give me a break with his fucking ginger until he says his safe word.
[04:25:39]  Does anyone object to this marriage?
[04:25:41]  Guys stand up in a baby costume.
[04:25:44]  If you can have a safe word in a marriage, you just in the middle of marriage, say thumbtack.
[04:25:48]  She's like, oh, I'm sorry.
[04:25:50]  I'm sorry.
[04:25:50]  I went too far.
[04:25:51]  I didn't realize.
[04:25:53]  I didn't realize we were crossing the line.
[04:25:54]  No.
[04:25:55]  But she said that she was.
[04:25:56]  Shouldn't the safe word be kunto?
[04:25:58]  It should be.
[04:25:59]  That is.
[04:26:00]  That's the argument.
[04:26:01]  That's a nuance.
[04:26:03]  She had a lot of Hasidic Jews that were her clients, and that during the business transaction, before they would fall into their roleplay, they were very rude to her, the Hasids, because they can be rude.
[04:26:14]  They're good businessmen.
[04:26:15]  Anybody who's not them, you're outsiders.
[04:26:18]  Like, if you ever go to a store run by Hasids, they don't care that you exist.
[04:26:21]  They just, you know, you know, it's a different, it's a closed society.
[04:26:25]  I'm trying to be nice about it, fucking Jews.
[04:26:27]  Whoa!
[04:26:28]  Whoa!
[04:26:30]  It is a very different and closed society.
[04:26:35]  Right.
[04:26:35]  Do you know?
[04:26:36]  Do you know any Hasidic Jews personally?
[04:26:38]  Have you ever been to their houses?
[04:26:40]  Do you know friends with them or anything?
[04:26:44]  They're not supposed to.
[04:26:45]  Yeah, that's what I mean.
[04:26:46]  And so it's not like you're saying anything that isn't true.
[04:26:48]  It's just no one knows.
[04:26:49]  They're very mysterious, if you ask me.
[04:26:51]  And it's a generality because there are, I mean, I go to BH Photo, which is.
[04:26:55]  Oh, yeah.
[04:26:56]  I love BH.
[04:26:57]  And BH, they sometimes they're very like, you go, is this a good camera?
[04:27:00]  This is a very good camera.
[04:27:02]  Yes, it is.
[04:27:03]  You know, yes, it's good.
[04:27:05]  And I'm like, all right.
[04:27:06]  Oh, my God.
[04:27:08]  This was on the air, this anti-Semitic nice, you know, sometimes.
[04:27:12]  But if you poke them for information, they all have it.
[04:27:15]  Oh, sure.
[04:27:16]  They all know.
[04:27:17]  You're good employees.
[04:27:18]  Like, if you say, why is this better?
[04:27:20]  Make them work, and they'll always tell you.
[04:27:22]  There you go.
[04:27:22]  They'll sell it.
[04:27:23]  I get all my video stuff from there.
[04:27:26]  And every time I've gone there, it's been great.
[04:27:28]  It's not a commercial for the place, but it is a great place.
[04:27:31]  But anyway.
[04:27:32]  But so these Jews were rude to her a lot.
[04:27:35]  And they're already in a society that's extremely moralistic.
[04:27:41]  Going to some dominatrix and having their dicks whipped.
[04:27:44]  It's not exactly in the Talmud.
[04:27:46]  Within the bounds.
[04:27:48]  He's talking about the Talmud.
[04:27:54]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[04:27:56]  Hebrew for getting your dick.
[04:27:58]  Fuck me with a strap on.
[04:28:00]  Jesus, Louis.
[04:28:01]  So there just something about, I think it's something about any lifestyle that has you in this very strict parameters as to what you can and can't do.
[04:28:13]  You're going to fucking be the nut, whether it's a strict Catholicism or Jimmy Swagger jacking off on a hooker's ass.
[04:28:19]  Yeah, shit like that.
[04:28:22]  In that situation, you're going to fucking want to get it.
[04:28:24]  Oh, my God.
[04:28:26]  Get your freak on.
[04:28:28]  And if you wanted to go to a dom, so he went to these guys would go to her, and she usually, you know, you talk as two normal people before you start the hitting and stuff.
[04:28:38]  And that's her time that you got to respect her.
[04:28:41]  And they were disrespectful to her.
[04:28:43]  So when she was beating them, she said they were the only clients that she ever hit with spite.
[04:28:49]  Because that's a huge line for her.
[04:28:51]  She would never cross.
[04:28:52]  When Adam is beating you up, she's being very, you know, she's doing it with some kind of kindness.
[04:28:56]  There's a weirdo she's like, but she's why am I listening to this?
[04:29:02]  How long is this?
[04:29:04]  No-no.
[04:29:04]  And like, in the time she's hitting them, she'd be like, you fucking Jew.
[04:29:11]  And then the weird detail she told me was that they always had to take their sperm home with them in a tissue.
[04:29:16]  Get out of it.
[04:29:17]  Because that was in their religion, they couldn't leave their bodily fluids behind.
[04:29:23]  What are they doing?
[04:29:23]  Somehow, like God's watching a Dominatrix shit in your mouth.
[04:29:28]  And he's, well, look, as long as you take your cum home, it's fine.
[04:29:30]  Someone's trying to bugger.
[04:29:32]  This is a bunch of bullshit.
[04:29:34]  I can't believe that this guy actually has the audacity to say this shit.
[04:29:39]  I thought he was going to leave his cum on her floor, and that would have really pissed me off.
[04:29:43]  As long as he puts it in that cigar box under his wife's shawl, that's why the tsunami happened.
[04:29:49]  God wasn't paying attention to the weather.
[04:29:51]  He was watching some Jewish fella jerk off into a clinic and fucking bring on the train.
[04:29:59]  I can't believe I'm listening.
[04:30:01]  I can't believe I'm listening to this.
[04:30:03]  You fucking anti-Semitic motherfuckers.
[04:30:05]  The Hasidic clients, one would always come to the tranny to fuck him.
[04:30:09]  So she would bring the tranny, and she's the tranny who would a lot of times make the guy shower.
[04:30:13]  She's like, they were dirty.
[04:30:14]  They would smell.
[04:30:15]  And she would say that the tranny wouldn't fuck the guy's shower.
[04:30:18]  Wow.
[04:30:18]  The tranny guy.
[04:30:19]  I ain't going to fuck this.
[04:30:21]  Jeez.
[04:30:22]  Oh, my God.
[04:30:23]  Dude, are you kidding me?
[04:30:25]  I mean, let's go.
[04:30:26]  This is fucking disgusting.
[04:30:27]  Big, big in the tranny community.
[04:30:30]  They're talking about trannies.
[04:30:32]  They would look to suck the He's dicks.
[04:30:34]  Really?
[04:30:34]  Yeah.
[04:30:35]  Naughty, naughty boys.
[04:30:37]  Yeah, and you know what?
[04:30:38]  They would get robbed a lot because, you know, they would be embarrassed to go and, you know, report.
[04:30:42]  All right, all right.
[04:30:48]  Oh my god, dude- Dude, I cannot believe Lewis C.K. said our customers.

=== Disgusting Tranny Community (06:28) ===

[04:30:54]  We will be anti-Semitic garbage from your show.
[04:30:57]  And Hitler's House of Barbecue.
[04:30:59]  Give me a fucking break with that name, dude.
[04:31:01]  Give me a fucking break with that.
[04:31:03]  All right, let's finish it off.
[04:31:04]  All right, yeah.
[04:31:05]  Jeez.
[04:31:06]  You know, they get the backlash from it, so they would.
[04:31:10]  I was being fucked by a transvestite, and the fellow took my wallet.
[04:31:13]  And I went to a file of reports.
[04:31:15]  Yeah, I've had enough of this.
[04:31:18]  I mean, what a bunch of anti-Semitic bastards, all right?
[04:31:22]  I can't believe that.
[04:31:24]  You anti-Semitic motherfuckers, man.
[04:31:26]  I can't believe you people.
[04:31:28]  I seriously can't believe Gray Steele requested that one.
[04:31:33]  Fucking Gray Steele.
[04:31:35]  Why the hell did you request that, man?
[04:31:37]  Huh?
[04:31:37]  You're trying to be a little edgelord?
[04:31:39]  You're trying to be like fucking Nick Fuentes and shit.
[04:31:41]  Hey, yo, Nick Fuente's here.
[04:31:44]  And I want to tell you all that Zionism is really the cause of everything that's going on here in America.
[04:31:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:31:51]  And, you know, much like these ascetic Jews out here that like to get their nuts stomped on by a spike high heel, they make sure to ejaculate into something that they call something.
[04:32:02]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:32:03]  All right.
[04:32:06]  All right.
[04:32:07]  The next one here is by aesthetic, believe it or not.
[04:32:10]  An aesthetic left it up to the engineer.
[04:32:13]  Another engineer choice.
[04:32:16]  Oh, this should be great.
[04:32:18]  All right.
[04:32:18]  Engineer, take a look right now and see what kind of a video that you want to.
[04:32:26]  You get what I'm saying, right?
[04:32:31]  All right.
[04:32:31]  Anyway, look, the engineer is going to look for a video.
[04:32:34]  Aesthetic, he requested this as the engineer's choice.
[04:32:41]  So, anyway, once again, I think we've got about two more, I think, $20, $20.
[04:32:47]  And I think that's it.
[04:32:48]  So, thank God.
[04:32:51]  I mean, you motherfuckers had me up this past Tuesday till for something in the fucking moaning.
[04:33:00]  For something in the goddamn moaning, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:33:04]  I mean, what the fuck?
[04:33:06]  I mean, you know, yours truly, you know, what the hell is this?
[04:33:11]  The unholy trinity will destroy the world to the Abrianic or Abrahamic, excuse me, religions.
[04:33:19]  All right.
[04:33:20]  Can you let the engineer choose what video that he wants to see and we can get on with this?
[04:33:29]  All right.
[04:33:29]  You got something, engineer?
[04:33:33]  I'm almost afraid, dude, because, you know, every time we give this engineer an opportunity to put something on that he wants to watch, it's always some kind of weird ass shit here.
[04:33:46]  All right, do you got it, engineer?
[04:33:52]  Well, hurry up.
[04:33:55]  Sorry, folks.
[04:33:56]  I mean, this is, you know, don't do this anymore.
[04:33:58]  Anybody who's out there that's like, you know what?
[04:34:00]  I'm going to donate and I want the engineer to have his choice, dude.
[04:34:04]  So this is for the engineer, okay, man.
[04:34:07]  Okay.
[04:34:08]  Don't do that anymore, okay?
[04:34:10]  You got aesthetic over here.
[04:34:12]  You know, having the engineer is obviously a little slow, dude.
[04:34:16]  You know what I mean?
[04:34:17]  I mean, he's not going to be able to pick, you know, his favorite goddamn video within an instant.
[04:34:23]  So anyway, let's go ahead and you got it, engineer?
[04:34:28]  All right, play it.
[04:34:29]  All right, here we go, folks.
[04:34:30]  It's the engineer's choice, thanks to aesthetic.
[04:34:34]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:34:35]  Here it is.
[04:34:43]  So here we are at a pen full of Kelly Bums turkeys.
[04:34:45]  What the hell is this?
[04:34:49]  What the hell is this?
[04:34:50]  Female turkeys actually don't gobble, they cut.
[04:34:52]  They make a very noise.
[04:34:55]  And if I do that, the male turkeys will hear it and they'll probably get turned on and gobble back.
[04:35:00]  So let's give it a go.
[04:35:06]  What the fuck is this?
[04:35:09]  The perfect female turkey.
[04:35:10]  Let's try that one more time.
[04:35:11]  A female turkey, they're going to really get turned on by him.
[04:35:19]  Oh, my God.
[04:35:20]  Oh, my God.
[04:35:21]  This guy's turning on turkeys.
[04:35:23]  What I'm going to do now is I'm going to be an aggressive male and gobble really loudly.
[04:35:26]  And they won't wait for me.
[04:35:29]  They're going to follow suit and they're going to really gobble loud.
[04:35:35]  Do you see the heads pick up there?
[04:35:36]  It's an aggressive male.
[04:35:37]  Oh, my God.
[04:35:43]  And you see, if I do the female turkey, they're a little bit longer in responding because they're not quite sure where the female is, but I'll do it again.
[04:35:54]  Are you fucking shitting me with this guy?
[04:35:57]  Now they're all coming strutting to me.
[04:35:58]  You see, they've got the look, they're strutting.
[04:36:01]  They're strutting.
[04:36:01]  They think there's a bitch around.
[04:36:03]  They think there's a female turkey.
[04:36:04]  strutting with their feathers.
[04:36:11]  Dude, engineer, you got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[04:36:16]  How, engineer, listen to me.
[04:36:18]  Listen, listen, listen.
[04:36:19]  Hold on.
[04:36:19]  Take the shit off right now.
[04:36:20]  Put the PC shot off.
[04:36:21]  Thank you.
[04:36:22]  Engineer, the last time somebody gave you your choice to fucking pick as a video, you chose a dog raping a chicken.
[04:36:31]  Now you've got some human who is so infatuated with turkeys that he knows how to give them hard-ons.
[04:36:37]  What the fuck?
[04:36:38]  Especially with someone say more engineer choosing?
[04:36:44]  No, don't.
[04:36:45]  Okay, if you insist, we all love you, engineer.
[04:36:48]  You are the true talent.
[04:36:50]  If you did your own show, you would get hundreds of thousands of listeners.
[04:36:53]  Get the fuck out of here, dude.
[04:36:55]  Leave me.
[04:36:56]  Don't encourage him, please, all right?
[04:36:58]  And stop giving money, letting the engineer choose the videos, dude.
[04:37:03]  This is not cool.
[04:37:04]  All right.
[04:37:05]  I don't know where you've got a lot of fucking problems, engineer.
[04:37:07]  That's all I got to say.
[04:37:09]  Fucking knowing all these fucking weird-ass animal videos and shit.
[04:37:15]  Anyway, folks, my apologies here.
[04:37:18]  Let's continue here.
[04:37:19]  I know I've got a.
[04:37:20]  Here's Black Worm.

=== Stop Giving Money To Engineer (06:13) ===

[04:37:23]  Sup, Ghost?
[04:37:24]  The other day I went through my vinyl collection.
[04:37:26]  And guess what I found?
[04:37:28]  Do you remember Pantera's rare and limited edition red and black see-through EP?
[04:37:33]  So anyway, I decided to upload walk to my channel.
[04:37:37]  Enjoy.
[04:37:40]  All right.
[04:37:41]  Well, I hope it's real Pantera.
[04:37:43]  And by the way, Skunkler, because he donated Pornhub, he said that, you know, the $20, $20 was actually going to Elvis Travels' fucking inner circle fund, which I think is a joke.
[04:37:57]  Okay?
[04:37:59]  All right, Skunkler.
[04:38:00]  I think that's a fucking joke for Christ's sake.
[04:38:03]  All right.
[04:38:04]  Elvis Travels will never be a part of the inner circle.
[04:38:07]  Do you understand me, Skunkler?
[04:38:09]  Never!
[04:38:11]  Ever.
[04:38:13]  Anyway, cheers to Jenova Wolf for the $25 bill.
[04:38:16]  Who else gave me a $25 bill?
[04:38:18]  Brooke412 and Jingo Bert.
[04:38:21]  Thank you very much, dude.
[04:38:22]  I appreciate it.
[04:38:23]  And Skunkler gave $25 for Elvis Travels Inner Circle fund.
[04:38:28]  All right.
[04:38:28]  Give me a fucking break.
[04:38:30]  Jesus Christ.
[04:38:32]  Look, I'm not even going to say anything.
[04:38:34]  All right.
[04:38:35]  I'm not even saying anything.
[04:38:36]  The beast.
[04:38:38]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[04:38:41]  Hey there, Ghost.
[04:38:42]  Cheers for last Saturday.
[04:38:44]  Thought I'd end your night with some Canadian bacon.
[04:38:47]  Canadian bacon.
[04:38:48]  That's great.
[04:38:49]  Train lover567, dude.
[04:38:51]  Thank you very much for the $25 bill earlier, dude.
[04:38:54]  Cheers to you as well.
[04:38:57]  I'm looking in the back, you know, past here, folks.
[04:38:59]  I'm looking for the $20, $20 donos here.
[04:39:04]  Well, Capitalist Gamer, cheers to you for the $10 and forcing me to fucking finish the shoutouts.
[04:39:11]  Who else do we have here?
[04:39:12]  I'm trying to look for some God.
[04:39:14]  The $20.
[04:39:15]  I can't believe you fucking people, man.
[04:39:19]  Fucking assholes.
[04:39:21]  I can't believe it.
[04:39:22]  I hate looking back at the messages that you fucking people have done.
[04:39:26]  All right, hold on.
[04:39:27]  Where's Hakaruku Takahashi?
[04:39:29]  Where the fuck is that?
[04:39:30]  Here it is.
[04:39:31]  All right.
[04:39:31]  Here it is.
[04:39:32]  I got to play this one here by Hakaruku Takahashi.
[04:39:37]  All right.
[04:39:37]  And play this.
[04:39:39]  This is totally real, says Takaruku Takahashi or whatever.
[04:39:43]  All right.
[04:39:44]  Hakaruku Takahashi.
[04:39:46]  Excuse me.
[04:39:46]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[04:39:48]  What's up, dude?
[04:39:50]  Well, damn.
[04:39:50]  The trolling was moderately interesting tonight.
[04:39:53]  And here I was thinking we were going to repeat the last 20 to 30 episodes.
[04:39:58]  No, we've been doing pretty good there, Capitalist Polar Bear.
[04:40:01]  We've been doing pretty good here.
[04:40:03]  So let's get to Hakuruku Takahashi's video here.
[04:40:07]  Hold on, what the hell is this?
[04:40:11]  What is this?
[04:40:13]  Jesus Christ.
[04:40:14]  All right, dog.
[04:40:15]  Look, I'm only going to take a couple more of these for five.
[04:40:17]  Can't, you know, who the hell is this?
[04:40:20]  Whoever fuck did that, I'm telling you, I ever find out who you are, I'm suing your ass.
[04:40:24]  I'm not even kidding, all right?
[04:40:26]  Stop at 250 to this video.
[04:40:28]  This is 100% real and unaired.
[04:40:32]  Wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute.
[04:40:34]  You only donated 12 bucks, Hakurusha Takahashi.
[04:40:40]  You only donated 1200.
[04:40:41]  What the hell is this?
[04:41:02]  Hey, hey, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[04:41:05]  All right?
[04:41:06]  I don't get it.
[04:41:07]  All right, three bucks.
[04:41:09]  $15, asshole.
[04:41:11]  All right.
[04:41:12]  Fifty fucking dollars Let me take a deep breath.
[04:41:22]  Hold on.
[04:41:26]  I'm sorry.
[04:41:27]  I had to hear that.
[04:41:29]  That was...
[04:41:32]  Thank you very much.
[04:41:33]  All right.
[04:41:34]  Thank you very much.
[04:41:35]  Hey, look, for the pesos, I'm an a-hole for Christ's sake, all right?
[04:41:39]  Hey, all right, all right, I'm gonna play it.
[04:41:42]  I'm all right here.
[04:41:43]  What the fuck is this shit?
[04:41:46]  All right, here, look, look, let me let me put this in here.
[04:41:48]  What the fuck am I supposed to play?
[04:41:49]  I'm supposed to play amiss for Hakaruka Takahashi.
[04:41:54]  And he want me to put it down to hold on.
[04:41:57]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[04:41:58]  What the fuck is this?
[04:42:02]  Stop at 250 in this video.
[04:42:05]  You've got it at 1323.
[04:42:10]  And wait a minute.
[04:42:10]  I don't like the wait.
[04:42:11]  What is this shit?
[04:42:12]  Hold on.
[04:42:13]  What the fuck is it?
[04:42:13]  Put the PC shot.
[04:42:14]  What the fuck is this?
[04:42:16]  Huh?
[04:42:16]  You see why I wanted those fucking $3 now, huh?
[04:42:20]  You people are sitting over here tall calling me an overgrown shekel goblin.
[04:42:23]  Take a look at this shit.
[04:42:25]  Take a look at this shit.
[04:42:27]  Huh?
[04:42:28]  And you're wondering why.
[04:42:29]  You see that shit?
[04:42:31]  What is this?
[04:42:32]  I'm here to Texas, you faggots.
[04:42:40]  I'm fucking shit.
[04:42:41]  Take it off.
[04:42:43]  Take it the fuck up.
[04:42:44]  Take this shit off.
[04:42:45]  Take it off right now.
[04:42:47]  I never fucking idiot.
[04:42:49]  Fuck you.
[04:42:51]  Fuck you.
[04:42:52]  Fuck off, you fucking fucker.
[04:42:59]  I never fucking said that shit.
[04:43:04]  I never fucking said that shit, man.
[04:43:08]  Look, the red, you know, you notice how Hakuruku Takahashi.
[04:43:13]  You notice that the recording was a little fucked up, right?
[04:43:16]  Huh?
[04:43:17]  It was a little bit of a fucked up recording there.
[04:43:19]  Huh?
[04:43:20]  It makes you wonder, doesn't it, huh?
[04:43:22]  It makes you fucking wonder.
[04:43:24]  Fuck you in the chat room saying expose, man.
[04:43:29]  Fuck you in the chat room saying expose, man.

=== Fuck You In Chat Room Saying Expose (15:31) ===

[04:43:36]  Gonna fucking take pills or some shit.
[04:43:38]  Fuck you, Takaruku.
[04:43:40]  That is not real.
[04:43:41]  You know it, and I know it, Hakaruku Takahashi, all right?
[04:43:48]  I'm not, I'm not.
[04:43:50]  You're an asshole, Hakaruku Taka.
[04:43:52]  Seriously, not only are you an asshole, you need about, you need to take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, dude, because you're kind of a stalkerish shit.
[04:44:04]  All right?
[04:44:05]  You're on that borderline right there, and I'm not joking.
[04:44:10]  All right, Fuck you in the chat room saying that I'm fucking ain't nobody exposed nothing.
[04:44:19]  Ain't nobody exposed goddamn nothing, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:44:25]  All right, look, how many more of these do we have?
[04:44:27]  I think we got about three more $20, 20 buckers up in here.
[04:44:31]  Oh, we got four more, excuse me, because Orano Donovan over here decided to, you know, donate for the engineer's choice, for fuck's sake.
[04:44:41]  So anyway, let's get to this one for a $25 to the Abrahamic religions donated this one and said, the unholy trinity will destroy the world.
[04:44:54]  So let's see what the hell he's talking about.
[04:44:56]  And Hakuruku Takahashi, fuck you, man.
[04:45:00]  All right, Siri.
[04:45:01]  Fuck you.
[04:45:02]  Fuck you.
[04:45:05]  All right, let's move on.
[04:45:06]  I can't believe these fucking people.
[04:45:09]  Here it is.
[04:45:10]  To the Abrahamic religions, the unholy trinity will destroy the world, according to him.
[04:45:15]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[04:45:17]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[04:45:19]  All right, this somebody donated this here.
[04:45:24]  The hell is this?
[04:45:25]  Oh, I'd like to start this week with a request.
[04:45:28]  And this one goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions.
[04:45:32]  To the Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
[04:45:34]  It's just a little thing, really.
[04:45:35]  But do you think that when you finished smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you do it, do you think maybe the rest of us could sort of have our planet back?
[04:45:49]  I wouldn't ask, but the thing is, I'm starting to think there must be something written in the special books each of you so enjoy referring to that tells you it's all right to behave like precious petulant, pugnacious pricks.
[04:46:01]  Forgive the alliteration, but your persistent power mad punch-ups are pissing me off.
[04:46:06]  It's mainly the extremists obviously, but not exclusively.
[04:46:09]  It's a lot of mainstreamers as well.
[04:46:13]  This is obviously some left-wing godless atheist that's trying to be edgy.
[04:46:19]  All right, and you know there's nothing worse than a fucking atheist scumbag.
[04:46:24]  All right.
[04:46:25]  I believe in a religion that doesn't believe in religions.
[04:46:29]  Oh yeah, how the fuck did we get here?
[04:46:32]  We just spontaneously got here.
[04:46:35]  We're nothing but bacteria on a rock.
[04:46:38]  That's all we are, you know.
[04:46:40]  Fuck you, you atheist godless shithead about.
[04:46:43]  Okay Muslims, listen up.
[04:46:45]  My Bearded and Valie friends, calm down.
[04:46:48]  Okay, stop blowing stuff up.
[04:46:51]  Not everything that's said about you is an attack on the prophet Muhammad and Allah.
[04:46:55]  That needs to end in the Infidel being destroyed.
[04:46:57]  Have a cup of tea, put on a Cat Stevens record, sit down and chill out.
[04:47:04]  I mean seriously.
[04:47:05]  What's wrong with a strongly worded letter to the times?
[04:47:09]  Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all.
[04:47:14]  They're your bloody rules.
[04:47:18]  Hold on just a second.
[04:47:20]  It's religious foundations and groups that are sending foreign aid out there, that are sending missionaries out there out of their faith, that are going out there feeding these third world people, that are teaching these third world people civility.
[04:47:37]  What the fuck is up with this atheist dude?
[04:47:40]  All right, we get it.
[04:47:41]  You're a homosexual and you hate all religions because you can't be a homo.
[04:47:46]  We get it.
[04:47:46]  All right, we get it.
[04:47:47]  You fucking godless atheist Jesus persecuting and killing people you judge to be immoral.
[04:47:52]  Oh, and stop pretending you're celibate as a cover-up for being a gay or a nonce.
[04:48:00]  Right, that's two tick toff juice.
[04:48:03]  I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just whatever.
[04:48:07]  But when Israel behaves like a violent psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.
[04:48:13]  And for the record, your troubled history is not a license to act with impunity now.
[04:48:18]  So, when the letters come, and I'm guessing they will, I can guarantee that each one of those faiths will be utterly convinced that I've singled them out for special criticism.
[04:48:29]  Why did it have to be us?
[04:48:30]  Islam is a peaceful faith.
[04:48:32]  I don't see what's wrong with being Christian.
[04:48:34]  We're a peaceful, loving faith.
[04:48:35]  How dare you after all we've been through?
[04:48:37]  We Jews know how terrible violence can be.
[04:48:39]  You see, all of them will be convinced that they're the ones being picked on.
[04:48:43]  The Abrahamic faiths are like scousers.
[04:48:45]  They're always convinced they have it harder than everyone else.
[04:48:50]  I've had a motherfucker.
[04:48:51]  Why is it that all these faiths claim to be peaceful?
[04:48:54]  Give me a fucking thing.
[04:48:55]  Even the most fleeting glance at a history of warfare will tell you otherwise.
[04:48:58]  The relationship between religion and warfare is very similar to the relationship between Ant and Deck.
[04:49:03]  You could have one without the other, but I'm not sure anyone would see the point.
[04:49:09]  I wouldn't actually like it, but it would at least be refreshing to hear one of them come out and say, oh, our faiths fall as you like.
[04:49:15]  We love a scrap hustle.
[04:49:17]  We do.
[04:49:17]  Honestly, our special book says, fight, fight, kill, maim, fight, smash, destroy, fight, murder, kill, and fight.
[04:49:22]  That's why I signed up, to be honest.
[04:49:23]  I'm a bit naughty.
[04:49:24]  Know what I mean?
[04:49:26]  Hello, all of them claim to be peaceful religions.
[04:49:29]  Yeah, peaceful right up to the point where someone takes something they think is theirs or says the wrong thing or looks at them funny.
[04:49:34]  Then it's fighty, smashy, kicky, punchy all the way.
[04:49:37]  I know this will upset a lot of people, and frankly, I don't care.
[04:49:40]  I'm getting so sick of religious people screwing up.
[04:49:44]  You know what?
[04:49:44]  I don't care.
[04:49:45]  You know why I don't care?
[04:49:47]  Because I'm an atheist homosexual.
[04:49:49]  That's why.
[04:49:50]  You know what I mean?
[04:49:51]  If you are a big, bad man, you are all alone.
[04:49:54]  Sad, drinking yourself to death every day.
[04:49:56]  What are you talking about?
[04:49:59]  While I'm having the time of my life laughing at you, you lose ghost.
[04:50:03]  What are you talking about?
[04:50:04]  Hey, dude.
[04:50:04]  Dude, fuck it, dude.
[04:50:05]  You're poor, dude.
[04:50:07]  I'm living my best life, dude.
[04:50:09]  Fuck it, dude.
[04:50:09]  All right, fucking fire sales.
[04:50:12]  All right, let's listen to more of this stupid atheist homosexual, all right?
[04:50:16]  Please don't kill us.
[04:50:18]  Seriously.
[04:50:18]  As far as I'm concerned, this is the only chance we get.
[04:50:20]  When we die, it's all over.
[04:50:22]  There's no virgins and pearly gates waiting for us.
[04:50:25]  No big beardy man saying.
[04:50:27]  Right, so how'd you think that went then?
[04:50:32]  Killed a lot of people in my name, I see.
[04:50:33]  Yeah, not really what I had in mind, actually.
[04:50:36]  Tell you what, have another go as a worm.
[04:50:41]  Well, we're at it.
[04:50:42]  I'm sick of religious people forcing their children to define themselves by their parents' faith.
[04:50:46]  A four-year-old is no more a Christian than he is a member of the postal workers' union.
[04:50:53]  We want a fair working wage, decent working conditions, and time allotted to see the new Transformers film.
[04:51:05]  Oh, this is humorous.
[04:51:07]  This is fucking humor in Britain.
[04:51:09]  This week, Lydia Playfoot, who took Millais school in Horsham to the High Court so she could wear jewelry to prove she's staying a virgin for Jesus, lost her case.
[04:51:18]  Good.
[04:51:19]  I'm glad.
[04:51:19]  I don't care how many times her parents claim it was her idea.
[04:51:22]  Rules is rules.
[04:51:23]  And if you want to wear a ring that tells everyone you're not having any sex, you can get married like the rest of us.
[04:51:29]  I mean, how long is this shit?
[04:51:31]  All right, look.
[04:51:33]  Look, the guy that donated this donated $25.
[04:51:37]  I'm going to let this go a little over five minutes.
[04:51:40]  I can barely pallet this stupid, dumb fucking atheist son of a bitch over here, okay?
[04:51:46]  Great.
[04:51:47]  Okay, great.
[04:51:48]  So what are we supposed to believe?
[04:51:50]  We're just supposed to believe we're bacteria on a rock, some spontaneous gag reel with no intended purpose for Christ's sake.
[04:51:59]  You know, it's so fucking stupid.
[04:52:01]  You atheists, you don't even know that you're serving Satan by being atheist, for Christ's sake.
[04:52:07]  You people are idiots.
[04:52:08]  All right?
[04:52:09]  At least Satanists, they're putting it out there and saying what they believe.
[04:52:13]  At least they fucking are saying they're down with the dark lord.
[04:52:17]  Here you are.
[04:52:18]  No, I'm atheist.
[04:52:20]  We're just spontaneous bacteria on a rock out of a big bang theory.
[04:52:25]  I mean, get the fuck out of here.
[04:52:27]  Put the fucking big bang theory.
[04:52:29]  How quaint they call it a big bang theory, given the fact that the only way that you can exist is having a bang session with some fucking buddy with the opposite sex.
[04:52:40]  Now, the lawyer for the chaste Miss Playfoot said a question the judge would have to answer was, what are the religious rights of school children in the school context?
[04:52:49]  Well, I'm no judge.
[04:52:50]  Not yet, anyway.
[04:52:51]  But if you want my opinion, none.
[04:52:53]  No rights.
[04:52:54]  No religious rights whatsoever.
[04:52:55]  Schools for learning.
[04:52:57]  Okay?
[04:52:57]  If you want to have a little pray before math so that God will prevent Mr. Figgis from setting too hard a test or prevent the PE teacher from being a colossal pervert, then go ahead.
[04:53:06]  Be your boots.
[04:53:07]  If you want to pop on a feathered headdress and chant and mumble and sacrifice something, you can do that in your own time.
[04:53:12]  I'll take a drama course and pretend it's art, get a degree in it.
[04:53:14]  That's what I did.
[04:53:18]  The lawyer, Mr. Diamond, argued, secular authorities cannot rule on religious truth.
[04:53:23]  Hmm.
[04:53:24]  Well, Mr. Diamond, I'm going to assume you're not related to the Neil Diamond.
[04:53:30]  He rocks.
[04:53:31]  Yes.
[04:53:31]  I like Neil Diamond and Prince.
[04:53:33]  And I'm mad.
[04:53:34]  I mean, this is fucking British brickball humor, man.
[04:53:37]  The point is, religious truth is a foxy one because religion, by its very nature, doesn't tend to concern itself with truth.
[04:53:43]  There simply isn't time for truth.
[04:53:44]  By the time all the singing and candlelighting and toadying and condemning and hiding from science is done, truth's given up and gone to the pub for a bit.
[04:53:51]  You're fucking it.
[04:53:52]  Get this fucking atheist homo out of here.
[04:53:56]  All right.
[04:53:57]  And what is this?
[04:53:58]  The wanderer.
[04:53:59]  The engineer and Mrs. Ghost are fake.
[04:54:01]  You're not fooling anyone.
[04:54:03]  I know everything about you.
[04:54:05]  I know where you live.
[04:54:06]  Do you want a picture?
[04:54:07]  Yeah, go ahead and fucking throw it.
[04:54:09]  You're great.
[04:54:09]  Yay, spaghetti.
[04:54:11]  Give me a fucking break, you fucking moron.
[04:54:14]  Jesus Christ.
[04:54:15]  I got a wife in the back right now.
[04:54:19]  After this show, she's going to be cooking me a fucking steak.
[04:54:22]  Unlike you, which you're fucking, you know what?
[04:54:25]  I know you.
[04:54:27]  I know everything about you.
[04:54:31]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[04:54:32]  Who gives a shit?
[04:54:33]  All right.
[04:54:33]  Eat my fucking dick up to your hiccup.
[04:54:35]  All right.
[04:54:36]  The wanderer.
[04:54:37]  Jesus fucking.
[04:54:38]  The wanderer.
[04:54:40]  That's a fucking really threatening name.
[04:54:43]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:54:44]  I'm telling you, man.
[04:54:47]  This is the kind of shit I got to fucking deal with over here.
[04:54:49]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:54:51]  All right.
[04:54:52]  I mean, this is the kind of garbage I've got to deal with on a consistent basis, for Christ's sake.
[04:54:57]  All right, let's move on.
[04:54:58]  All right.
[04:54:58]  We've got thank you to the Abrahamic religions.
[04:55:01]  I appreciate it.
[04:55:03]  Anyway, O'Rono Donovan, for whatever reason, decided to donate $20, $20 and give the engineer yet another video choice.
[04:55:13]  All right.
[04:55:14]  Yet another fucking video choice for Christ's sake, man.
[04:55:17]  I mean, I don't know, man.
[04:55:21]  I don't know why you guys do this.
[04:55:23]  I don't know why you sons of bitches, you know, encourage this shit.
[04:55:27]  I don't know why you encourage it.
[04:55:30]  Do you got like some kind of a goddamn, I mean, do you got something, engineer?
[04:55:37]  I mean, these people over here are like, here's one.
[04:55:40]  I'm O'Rono Donovan.
[04:55:41]  And, you know, I want the engineer.
[04:55:44]  I want him to have his choice now.
[04:55:47]  And, wow, wow.
[04:55:50]  So you got something, engineer?
[04:55:55]  All right.
[04:55:56]  Well, let him find something.
[04:55:58]  All right.
[04:55:59]  And before he gets to it, I want everybody to know something here, okay?
[04:56:05]  First and foremost, okay, I don't appreciate how you people just fucking come at me every fucking time that I'm doing a broadcast.
[04:56:14]  I'm sober now, okay?
[04:56:16]  And it's really hard to do this broadcast sober.
[04:56:19]  I mean, it is like fucking Guantanamo Bay torture.
[04:56:25]  It's what it is.
[04:56:26]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:56:28]  So anyway, do you got something, engineer?
[04:56:33]  All right, here it is, for Christ's sake.
[04:56:35]  All right, hold on.
[04:56:36]  Here it is.
[04:56:37]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:56:38]  This is O'Ron O'Donovan's request.
[04:56:41]  He said that Engineer's Choice, here it is, put the PC shot on.
[04:56:47]  is this what the fuck Play that shit again.
[04:56:59]  Oh!
[04:57:01]  This fucking guy did a slip and slide in a urinal trough.
[04:57:07]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:57:11]  I'm sorry, folks.
[04:57:14]  Is this for real?
[04:57:15]  Is this for real?
[04:57:16]  What is this?
[04:57:19]  Yeah, the Wanderer.
[04:57:20]  Okay, great.
[04:57:20]  Okay, thank you for the $20, $20, by the way.
[04:57:23]  I appreciate it.
[04:57:24]  Anyway, this is it right here.
[04:57:29]  Oh, my God.
[04:57:33]  Oh, my God.
[04:57:33]  Dude, what the fuck was it?
[04:57:35]  Engineer, where do you find this dumb shit, man?
[04:57:43]  Oh, my fucking God.
[04:57:45]  I'm sorry.
[04:57:45]  I can't believe that that's real.
[04:57:47]  I sincerely can't believe it.
[04:57:50]  Pathetic alcoholic.
[04:57:51]  Have a beer on me, pathetic alcohol.
[04:57:53]  I'm not drinking tonight, dude.
[04:57:56]  I'm not drinking tonight.
[04:57:57]  I'm probably not going to drink tomorrow, and I'm going to drink Saturday.
[04:58:00]  And I'm probably not going to do the Saturday Night Troll show, for Christ's sake, because I'm going to be doing my Thea thing.
[04:58:08]  I'm going to be doing my Thea Thang watching the fucking Cerrone and McGregor fight, for Christ's sake.
[04:58:14]  So just sit there and shut your mouth.
[04:58:16]  All right, one more time.
[04:58:17]  I got to show this.
[04:58:18]  This is O'Ron O'Donovan's engineer choice here.
[04:58:24]  Oh, my God.
[04:58:25]  And dude, that was filled with piss.
[04:58:30]  All right.
[04:58:31]  Thank you, Orano Donovan, for allowing the fucking engineer to choose his choice.
[04:58:37]  You know what, engineer?
[04:58:38]  You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
[04:58:40]  I mean, I'm not joking around.
[04:58:42]  You got a lot of fucking problems, man.
[04:58:47]  This is my life, folks.
[04:58:48]  All right, believe it or not, it's my life.
[04:58:52]  Don't you forget.
[04:58:57]  For fuck's sake, man.
[04:58:59]  Jesus Christ.
[04:59:02]  Don't play it again.
[04:59:03]  I don't want to.
[04:59:03]  Oh, God.
[04:59:05]  Let's just get to the next fucking one.

=== Don't Play It Again (04:31) ===

[04:59:07]  We got Black Worm for a $25 bill here.
[04:59:10]  Black Worm hooked it up up in here.
[04:59:12]  What do you got?
[04:59:13]  Sub Ghost, the other day I went through my vinyl collection and guess what I found?
[04:59:17]  Do you remember Pantera's rare limited edition red and black see-through EP?
[04:59:23]  So anyway, I decided to upload Walk to my channel, Enjoy.
[04:59:27]  All right, what are you talking about?
[04:59:29]  Black Worm.
[04:59:30]  And I like Pantera, by the way, but you people have ruined Pantera for me because you idiots, for whatever reason, are rubbing it in my face that, hey, ghost, you know, Pantera lent their music to some anime, huh?
[04:59:43]  How you like that, huh?
[04:59:44]  Huh?
[04:59:45]  Hey, hey, you know what, ghost?
[04:59:46]  Pantera lent their music to some SpongeBob SquarePants.
[04:59:49]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[04:59:52]  Anyway, let's see what Black Worm is talking about out here.
[04:59:55]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
[04:59:57]  I'm actually kind of curious here.
[04:59:59]  All right, what the hell is this?
[05:00:02]  Oh, look, he's right.
[05:00:04]  Look at this.
[05:00:05]  Well, hold on, hold on.
[05:00:05]  Wait a minute.
[05:00:06]  Wait a minute.
[05:00:07]  on let me make sure that this is a goddamn this isn't some snake in the ass or any of that stuff dude I'm not even joking around.
[05:00:18]  I'm sorry I've got to do this.
[05:00:20]  I'm sorry, but oh, there it is.
[05:00:23]  There it fucking is.
[05:00:25]  I found it.
[05:00:25]  There it fucking is, black worm, you stupid son of a bitch.
[05:00:30]  You stupid motherfucker.
[05:00:32]  All right.
[05:00:33]  So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play the rare edition.
[05:00:37]  All right.
[05:00:38]  Here, as you can see, here's his little record player there.
[05:00:43]  All right.
[05:00:43]  There's his little record player there.
[05:00:47]  Now, I'm not joking around.
[05:00:48]  I'm not showing no snake in the ass.
[05:00:51]  All right.
[05:00:53]  This is a badass fucking song, though.
[05:00:55]  I'll tell you that.
[05:00:56]  This is a bad.
[05:00:57]  Look, this is a badass song, dude.
[05:01:01]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:01:03]  What?
[05:01:05]  I could live my life the free and easy.
[05:01:08]  What the fuck?
[05:01:09]  I take from Uncle Sam and let's white man pay.
[05:01:13]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:01:16]  You fucking blackworm, stupid son of a bitch.
[05:01:21]  A nigger I could be.
[05:01:22]  The first thing I do is join the end of a.
[05:01:25]  This is not Pantera, folks, all right?
[05:01:28]  Fuck you, black worm.
[05:01:30]  This is not Pantera.
[05:01:33]  All right.
[05:01:35]  Now, I wouldn't want to work, but I wouldn't have to.
[05:01:39]  Guess what I'd do next?
[05:01:40]  Well, you shouldn't need a clue.
[05:01:42]  I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do.
[05:01:47]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:01:50]  Oh, my God.
[05:01:50]  This is fucking horrible.
[05:01:52]  This is horribly racist.
[05:02:00]  This is not Pantera, dude.
[05:02:05]  Now when I sit down in that office, I can't believe this.
[05:02:11]  A medical card, free child care.
[05:02:14]  For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere.
[05:02:18]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:02:21]  Dude, I don't condone this.
[05:02:23]  I want to put that on the record right now.
[05:02:25]  I do not condone this.
[05:02:28]  I'll find a good place to rob.
[05:02:30]  Now that would make me self-employed, and I wouldn't even need a job.
[05:02:35]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:02:38]  Man, this is fucking horrible.
[05:02:40]  This is horribly racist, dude.
[05:02:43]  I could live my life the free and easy way.
[05:02:46]  I take from Uncle Sam and let's the white man.
[05:02:50]  I don't condone this, folks.
[05:02:51]  All right.
[05:02:52]  I want to put that on the record now.
[05:02:54]  And when I need something, I'd steal it, so I wouldn't have to buy it.
[05:02:58]  And if the cops would have to empty, you know that I deny it.
[05:03:02]  And I could call Jesse or Al if it'd come and start a riot.
[05:03:06]  If I could be a nigger for a day.
[05:03:09]  All right, I'm done with this.
[05:03:10]  All right.
[05:03:11]  And by the way, by the way, the snake is at the end of this song.
[05:03:16]  It's plain and simple to see that if I was you for a day, then I'd be taken from me.
[05:03:21]  I don't want to be a nigger for a day.
[05:03:25]  I don't want to be a nigger for a day.
[05:03:28]  Give me a fucking break.
[05:03:30]  I don't want to live the free and easy...
[05:03:32]  I mean, this is horrible, dude.
[05:03:33]  I'll struggle long.
[05:03:35]  This is fucking horrible.
[05:03:36]  This is not Pantera.
[05:03:37]  I'll never be a nigga.

=== I'm Done With This (16:16) ===

[05:03:39]  Ah!
[05:03:40]  There's the snake.
[05:03:41]  There's the snake in the ass.
[05:03:43]  Dude, what do you take that shit off, dude?
[05:03:45]  Seriously.
[05:03:46]  I don't take it off.
[05:03:48]  Fuck you, black worm.
[05:03:50]  I caught your ass.
[05:03:51]  All right, I fucking caught your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
[05:03:57]  Stupid assholes.
[05:03:58]  You're going to try to, you know, try to sneak in a snake in the ass.
[05:04:00]  Fuck you.
[05:04:01]  How about that shit?
[05:04:03]  You going to try to sneak a snake in the ass?
[05:04:05]  Fuck you, man.
[05:04:07]  All right?
[05:04:09]  Hey, look, here's Blackworm.
[05:04:10]  Do you like my remix, Ghost?
[05:04:12]  Too bad you had to see the snake, though.
[05:04:14]  Fuck you for that.
[05:04:15]  Yeah, fuck you.
[05:04:17]  All right?
[05:04:18]  Fuck you up, your dirty ass, you stupid, sorry, sack of trash.
[05:04:24]  You're trying to get me in trouble, man.
[05:04:26]  I don't appreciate it.
[05:04:27]  I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
[05:04:29]  All right?
[05:04:31]  Anyway, let's go.
[05:04:31]  The beast in the house.
[05:04:33]  Wait a minute.
[05:04:34]  You're the guy that fucking always requests that fat fucking incel idiot who's always saying, hey, girls, you gotta lower your standards, okay?
[05:04:45]  You know, you gotta go with the nice guy.
[05:04:46]  Yeah, fuck off, fatty.
[05:04:49]  All right, the beast requested this and said, hey there, ghost.
[05:04:52]  Cheers for last Saturday.
[05:04:54]  Thought I'd end your night with some Canadian bacon.
[05:04:58]  All right, I'm looking forward to that.
[05:04:59]  Yeah, you know what it is, this fucker.
[05:05:02]  I know it is.
[05:05:03]  Thanks a lot, the beast, you fuck.
[05:05:07]  Yeah, I knew it.
[05:05:08]  I fucking knew it.
[05:05:09]  I fucking knew it.
[05:05:11]  Thanks a lot, the beast, you shithead.
[05:05:13]  Here it is.
[05:05:14]  This fat fucking incel Joseph8276.
[05:05:19]  Well, hold on, what is it?
[05:05:23]  200% hambo.
[05:05:24]  Let me show you a true American hero.
[05:05:26]  All right, true American.
[05:05:27]  Go fuck yourself, you fucking idiot.
[05:05:29]  All right, here we go.
[05:05:31]  Let's play a Joseph.
[05:05:32]  How to spend your summer stop playing games.
[05:05:35]  Let's hear this.
[05:05:37]  This insightful philosophical fat fuck.
[05:05:39]  Let's hear it.
[05:05:42]  Hello, people.
[05:05:43]  Joseph.
[05:05:44]  Welcome to another video.
[05:05:46]  Can't even hear this fat fuck.
[05:05:50]  Now, what I'm going to be doing is making a video about summertime.
[05:06:03]  What the fuck are you kidding?
[05:06:05]  Are you kidding me with this fat fuck?
[05:06:11]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:06:12]  That ain't my son.
[05:06:13]  All right, asshole.
[05:06:15]  Your summer.
[05:06:18]  Or how you should spend summer.
[05:06:20]  Whatever the title should be called.
[05:06:27]  Uh, spin it out, fat fuck.
[05:06:30]  Well, here's my take on it.
[05:06:35]  First off, don't stand until 6 o'clock playing Xbox, PS3, or anything like that.
[05:06:51]  It gets boring and repetitive after a while in the summertime.
[05:06:56]  What if it's a really nice game?
[05:06:58]  Who gives a shit, you fat lard ass?
[05:07:01]  Actually, sit on your porch, have a barbecue, get some drinks.
[05:07:07]  You don't have to have alcohol.
[05:07:08]  You can get some of that.
[05:07:08]  I bet you this fat fuck's blood is as thick as Nutella, this fat loser.
[05:07:14]  You could get some alcohol and sit on the damn porch, have your barbecue, then have a little party.
[05:07:23]  You know?
[05:07:24]  Have a barbecue.
[05:07:25]  Have a little party.
[05:07:27]  Where's your party?
[05:07:28]  And what the fuck is that in the background?
[05:07:30]  Is that like a...
[05:07:32]  Is that an autistic meltdown hole in the wall?
[05:07:35]  Based on information, Ghost has given, he is at least 66 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, white, lives in a wealthy neighborhood in San Antonio, wears boots, has hair, dresses well, is not a stickman, but also not fat, and not crippled.
[05:07:50]  This is all info he has given me.
[05:07:51]  Can y'all leave me the how about taking about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack?
[05:07:56]  How about that shit for Christ's sake, all right?
[05:08:01]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:08:04]  Got fucking internet butt stalkers all of a sudden.
[05:08:07]  Play the rest of this shit.
[05:08:09]  Is that a fucking incel autist hole in the wall back there, or is that a boat?
[05:08:14]  I can't tell.
[05:08:15]  It's different, but it sucks.
[05:08:17]  It really does.
[05:08:18]  Yes, I'm eating hot dogs.
[05:08:21]  Oh my god, he's eating wieners.
[05:08:24]  He's eating wieners while recording this, for Christ's sake.
[05:08:28]  Playing Xbox and PS3 on a nice summer day gets repetitive, gets boring.
[05:08:40]  The only times I'd suggest you stay in.
[05:08:42]  I mean, this guy is such cringe.
[05:08:44]  I can't fucking believe it, dude.
[05:08:46]  This guy is such fucking cringe.
[05:08:49]  If it's a little bit cloudy, who cares?
[05:08:52]  Go outside.
[05:08:54]  It's just clouds.
[05:08:55]  Clouds aren't going to hurt you.
[05:08:59]  What is this fucker saying?
[05:09:01]  What is this fat fucking artist saying, for Christ's sake?
[05:09:07]  I mean, this is, how long have I been watching this?
[05:09:10]  Fucking almost three minutes, man.
[05:09:12]  I want those minutes back.
[05:09:15]  And whoever the hell said average American in the chat room, this guy's from Canadia, by the way.
[05:09:21]  Whoa.
[05:09:22]  This guy, pause this.
[05:09:24]  From what I've read about this guy, this guy was busted for child pornographic material on his computer.
[05:09:31]  But guess what?
[05:09:31]  In Canadia, this guy got off because guess what?
[05:09:35]  He said, I'm retarded.
[05:09:38]  I got Asperger's.
[05:09:40]  I got autism.
[05:09:41]  I'm retarded.
[05:09:42]  And he got off.
[05:09:43]  Believe it or not.
[05:09:44]  Okay, that's the story.
[05:09:46]  That's the story.
[05:09:47]  I don't know.
[05:09:47]  Maybe that's not the story, but I'm just, that's the story I got.
[05:09:51]  I'm just saying.
[05:09:54]  It just pisses me off that we went from good summers to horrible, horrible summers.
[05:10:04]  Like, horrible summers.
[05:10:07]  Alright, hold on.
[05:10:07]  Pause this.
[05:10:08]  What now?
[05:10:09]  What is this?
[05:10:11]  decline nut thruster something what do we something for the pet mexican Play his video.
[05:10:18]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:10:21]  Don't encourage him, dude.
[05:10:22]  Do not encourage the pet man.
[05:10:24]  This fucking Mexican fucking rubber tortilla eating son of a bitch is going to keep doing this if you people keep fucking condoning this shit.
[05:10:34]  All right.
[05:10:34]  Don't fucking do it.
[05:10:36]  All right.
[05:10:38]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:10:40]  Like, I'm a fucking flea market.
[05:10:41]  I got $5.20.
[05:10:44]  I am the pet Mexican.
[05:10:46]  Can you please, senor?
[05:10:47]  Can you please try to play my video?
[05:10:50]  I'd be very much appreciative if you play my video.
[05:10:54]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:10:55]  Play the shit.
[05:10:56]  All right, play it.
[05:10:58]  What?
[05:11:01]  All right.
[05:11:02]  Yeah, you know what?
[05:11:03]  Hey, The Wanderer.
[05:11:04]  All right.
[05:11:04]  I know that you're like sitting there waxing your carrot for some reason.
[05:11:08]  Sit there and shut your mouth.
[05:11:10]  I'll play it in the order it came in, you stupid milky liquor.
[05:11:14]  All right?
[05:11:14]  Anyway, play the rest of this.
[05:11:16]  We're not playing.
[05:11:17]  Play a little bit more of this.
[05:11:18]  I'm not playing the rest of it.
[05:11:19]  I mean, this is cringy as fuck.
[05:11:21]  Who the hell donated this?
[05:11:22]  The beast.
[05:11:24]  The fucking beast requested this for a $20, $20.
[05:11:32]  A lot of people never go to the park anymore because they're too lazy to get away from it.
[05:11:36]  You don't want to go to the park anymore.
[05:11:39]  I don't go there anymore.
[05:11:43]  I don't want to be lazy as fucking shit.
[05:11:46]  Dude, look, look.
[05:11:47]  Look at the size of your trunk.
[05:11:50]  That says it all.
[05:11:51]  That's all I got to say, alright?
[05:11:52]  But this is why I'm making the video.
[05:11:56]  Because you people need to be stopped being lazy.
[05:11:59]  You need to stop being lazy in the summertime.
[05:12:02]  Go out and do some good shit.
[05:12:06]  This is autism and ass burgers, dude.
[05:12:09]  This is it right here.
[05:12:13]  Have some drinks.
[05:12:16]  Have conversations with your friends and a couple of your family members.
[05:12:21]  You know what?
[05:12:21]  This idiot can be like, I'm retarded.
[05:12:24]  I'm autistic.
[05:12:25]  But this son of a bitch knows where to get child pornographic material.
[05:12:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:12:32]  I mean, you know, this is why I can't stand shit like this.
[05:12:35]  I can't stand Asperger's autism.
[05:12:39]  I can't stand it, dude.
[05:12:40]  We can't let these stupid dumb tards have a pass.
[05:12:43]  You know, I'm retarded.
[05:12:45]  We can't let them have that pass, dude.
[05:12:47]  We can't do it.
[05:12:47]  All right.
[05:12:48]  We can't do it.
[05:12:49]  You know, do what you need to.
[05:12:55]  Let other people from your neighborhood join into your party, too.
[05:13:01]  I think, you know what?
[05:13:03]  If think if people have parties all summer, that would be amazing to see.
[05:13:08]  Jeez.
[05:13:09]  All right.
[05:13:09]  I've had enough of this, dude.
[05:13:10]  All right.
[05:13:12]  I've had enough of this shit, dude.
[05:13:13]  We've already listened to five minutes.
[05:13:15]  You got to go to parties.
[05:13:17]  You got to do some drinks.
[05:13:22]  All right.
[05:13:23]  Anyway, the wanderer.
[05:13:25]  This is supposed to be a picture of my house or something.
[05:13:28]  I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about.
[05:13:30]  But let's show it because he donated a $20, $20.
[05:13:35]  So here it is.
[05:13:36]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:13:37]  Put it on here.
[05:13:39]  That's supposed to be my house for Christ's sake.
[05:13:41]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be.
[05:13:42]  Put it up.
[05:13:43]  What is this?
[05:13:44]  That's supposed to be my house.
[05:13:46]  I don't know.
[05:13:46]  It's got windows open or something.
[05:13:48]  Look, I got central air, baby.
[05:13:50]  All right.
[05:13:51]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[05:13:53]  Get this fucking guy.
[05:13:54]  There's the wanderer.
[05:13:55]  Hey, I know where you are.
[05:13:56]  And I know where you stay.
[05:14:01]  You know.
[05:14:03]  Well, come on over here.
[05:14:05]  All right.
[05:14:05]  All right.
[05:14:05]  Come over here if you think that's where I live.
[05:14:07]  Come on down here.
[05:14:08]  All right, you stupid son of a bitch.
[05:14:10]  Jesus Christ.
[05:14:11]  All right.
[05:14:12]  Anyway, we've got one more $20, 20 bucker up in here, and that's from 200% Hambone.
[05:14:18]  Let me show you a true American hero.
[05:14:21]  Okay, let's go ahead and see this.
[05:14:22]  All right.
[05:14:23]  What do you mean I barely showed it?
[05:14:24]  I showed it here.
[05:14:25]  Y'all want to see some more of it?
[05:14:26]  There, here.
[05:14:27]  Enjoy.
[05:14:28]  You know, give me a fucking break.
[05:14:30]  While you're doing that, let me take a hit of some smoke.
[05:14:34]  Jesus Christ.
[05:14:39]  All right.
[05:14:40]  Where's my fucking hell over there?
[05:14:41]  Here it is.
[05:14:46]  All right.
[05:14:46]  Move out of here.
[05:14:47]  All right, you got it.
[05:14:48]  Y'all see it?
[05:14:48]  Very, it's, it's, it's, yay, spaghetti.
[05:14:51]  We get it.
[05:14:52]  All right.
[05:14:53]  All right.
[05:14:53]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[05:14:55]  Let's go to, once again, 200% hambone.
[05:14:59]  And I'm glad.
[05:15:00]  What time is it?
[05:15:01]  It's going to be two in the morning.
[05:15:02]  Thank God, man.
[05:15:03]  Y'all motherfuckers had me up till four in the goddamn morning on Tuesday.
[05:15:08]  So I'm glad that you sons of bitches are kind of wearing down.
[05:15:12]  You're kind of wearing down for Christ's sake.
[05:15:15]  And the last one is what we're about to show here.
[05:15:18]  So let's go ahead and see.
[05:15:20]  200% Hambo.
[05:15:21]  Let me show you a true American hero.
[05:15:23]  Let's see what a true American hero is here.
[05:15:25]  All right.
[05:15:26]  And by the way, this better not be some sick ass, snake in the ass bullshit.
[05:15:31]  I'm not joking around.
[05:15:33]  All right.
[05:15:34]  Hold on.
[05:15:34]  Hold on just a second.
[05:15:35]  Let me make sure.
[05:15:36]  Hold on.
[05:15:37]  I got to make sure, dude.
[05:15:38]  I'm sorry.
[05:15:38]  I don't mean to vet these fucking videos, but I sincerely have to because that's, that's, I don't get it, man.
[05:15:46]  I mean, that's why you idiots got banned from Discord.
[05:15:48]  And I want to be honest with you, I'm glad you got banned from Discord.
[05:15:52]  Because you people are sick.
[05:15:53]  All right?
[05:15:54]  And the ones that were banned from Discord are the folks that were out here posting these sick, demented fucking pictures on Attila's Discord.
[05:16:04]  All right.
[05:16:05]  And not to mention spreading the fucking link.
[05:16:09]  Spreading the link on Kans Abuser's fucking server.
[05:16:12]  And as a result, Kans Abuser's got fucking, he got fucking banned.
[05:16:17]  And not only did they ban him, they charged him for fucking fucking nitro service even after they banned him, dude.
[05:16:26]  So that was, that's fucking, that's hilarious.
[05:16:29]  Anyway, let's go ahead and see what we got here.
[05:16:32]  This is 200% Hambone.
[05:16:35]  Let me show you a true American hero.
[05:16:37]  What is this shit?
[05:16:39]  What?
[05:16:40]  Raiden Snake!
[05:16:44]  A real funny asshole, all right?
[05:16:47]  Real fucking funny, you dickhead.
[05:16:51]  Real fucking funny.
[05:16:53]  Listen, the reason Raiden Snake is no longer with us is because of you toxic troll terrorist pieces of Milky Licking shit.
[05:17:02]  That's why I miss Raiden Snake.
[05:17:06]  Who doesn't miss Raiden Snake?
[05:17:08]  I miss Raiden Snake, man.
[05:17:11]  Did y'all remember?
[05:17:13]  Hi, I'm Raiden Snake, you know?
[05:17:15]  I'm sitting over here.
[05:17:17]  And I like you ghost.
[05:17:19]  And I'm sitting over here, man.
[05:17:20]  And I'm telling you all, you trolls.
[05:17:23]  You fucking trolls.
[05:17:24]  You've got to stop and you got to leave me alone.
[05:17:28]  You got to leave me alone, you fucking trolls.
[05:17:32]  I miss that shit, dude.
[05:17:33]  I miss him.
[05:17:34]  I'm sorry I miss him.
[05:17:36]  I met, play it, play it, play the rest of this shit.
[05:17:38]  I miss him.
[05:17:39]  I'm sorry.
[05:17:40]  I miss him.
[05:17:50]  I mean, remember, folks, that causes...
[05:17:54]  Uh...
[05:17:55]  This guy right here would be his avatar, so that's why they're trying to...
[05:17:59]  I think they're trying to conjure up some emotion out of me by looking at this character animation or whatever and having me think about Raiden Snake.
[05:18:10]  Come on, man.
[05:18:11]  Come on, man.
[05:18:12]  We miss you, Raiden.
[05:18:15]  Big promises, but I'll talk.
[05:18:19]  What?
[05:18:21]  Joke start to the economy!
[05:18:25]  What a load of bullshit!
[05:18:28]  What you care about is lining your own pockets and your approval ratings!
[05:18:38]  You've got no principles!
[05:18:40]  What the hell is this?
[05:18:41]  Is this on the actual game?
[05:18:45]  If America's gone to shit, you're just another maggot crawling in the pile.
[05:18:52]  Is this on the actual game or is this made by some fucking fan or something?
[05:19:00]  You're right about what it is.
[05:19:03]  Unfucking believable, dude.
[05:19:05]  Hold on.
[05:19:05]  Pause this.
[05:19:06]  What is this?
[05:19:07]  I don't give a shit about that.
[05:19:09]  I just love the video.
[05:19:10]  Well, I get it, dude.
[05:19:12]  I'm watching it.
[05:19:13]  I'm watching it, 200% Hambone.
[05:19:15]  I'm watching it, alright?
[05:19:17]  I do need capital.
[05:19:19]  And folks, want to know why?
[05:19:22]  I have a dream.
[05:19:25]  What?
[05:19:26]  This is fairly amusing.
[05:19:28]  This is fairly amusing.
[05:19:32]  No wonder you like Pantera.
[05:19:34]  Lily, you talking about the Hyperion Corporation, and you're a fucking troll from hell as well.
[05:19:39]  I'm actually finding this a little amusing, for Christ's sake.
[05:19:42]  Now, let me get this straight.
[05:19:44]  Is this the game that spawned from Metal Gear?
[05:19:48]  Like the original Nintendo game, like the original Nintendo Metal Gear?
[05:19:54]  Is that what this is?

=== Social Justice Warriors Creating Game (09:14) ===

[05:19:55]  Play it.
[05:19:55]  the rest of it will control their own destiny a land of the truly free damn it a nation of action not words ruled by strife not committee where the law changes to suit the individual not the other way around where power and justice are back where they belong In the hands of the people.
[05:20:25]  Very interesting!
[05:20:33]  Where every man is free to think, to act, for himself!
[05:20:41]  Fuck all these lunatic lawyers.
[05:20:43]  A chicken shit bureaucrat.
[05:20:45]  You're damn right.
[05:20:48]  You're goddamn right, baby.
[05:20:52]  Woo!
[05:20:57]  Fuck American pride.
[05:20:59]  Fuck the media.
[05:21:03]  Fuck all of it.
[05:21:06]  Well, I don't know about all that, baby.
[05:21:07]  I'm down with America.
[05:21:09]  Wait, whoa, whoa, don't be talking that way about my country, you son of a bitch, all right?
[05:21:15]  Anyway, a wanderer, if that picture is true, then we need to spread it around like wildfire.
[05:21:21]  Okay, great.
[05:21:21]  Go ahead.
[05:21:22]  I don't give a shit.
[05:21:23]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:21:24]  here we go there's no saving it we need to pull it out by the roof now wait a minute Now, wait a minute.
[05:21:33]  All of a sudden, this fucking politician is anti-America?
[05:21:37]  What the hell, man?
[05:21:38]  He was saying, you know, the individual.
[05:21:40]  I mean, that's what I represent, baby.
[05:21:42]  The capitalist.
[05:21:43]  The individual.
[05:21:44]  That's what it's about, baby.
[05:21:46]  That's what made America great.
[05:21:48]  You know what I mean?
[05:21:49]  Everybody having the individual ability to make their own choices, their own decisions.
[05:21:54]  You know what I mean?
[05:21:56]  What are you talking about?
[05:22:01]  And from the ashes, a new America will be born.
[05:22:04]  Evolved, but unchanged.
[05:22:09]  The weak will be burned.
[05:22:11]  And the strongest will thrive.
[05:22:14]  Free to live as they see fit.
[05:22:16]  They'll make America great again.
[05:22:19]  What the fuck?
[05:22:20]  Are you shitting me?
[05:22:24]  Are you fucking shitting me, dude?
[05:22:26]  What a bunch of shit.
[05:22:28]  I'm using war as a business to get elected.
[05:22:31]  What a bunch of shit.
[05:22:33]  So I can end war as a business.
[05:22:40]  In my new America, people will die and kill for what they believe.
[05:22:48]  Not for money.
[05:22:49]  Not for oil.
[05:22:52]  Not for what they're told is right.
[05:22:54]  Every man will be free to fight this BONE WARS!
[05:23:15]  Give me a break, dude.
[05:23:16]  You can tell some leftist social justice warriors made this fucking game.
[05:23:21]  Give me a fucking break.
[05:23:23]  What do you think?
[05:23:25]  You know, some leftist social justice warriors made this stupid fucking game, dude.
[05:23:30]  You know it, and I know it.
[05:23:32]  Well, I don't write my own speeches.
[05:23:38]  Should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Jack.
[05:23:42]  For a company, or a nation, or for anyone else.
[05:23:51]  Maybe I was wrong about you.
[05:23:56]  Am I finally getting through?
[05:24:02]  I'll rid this world of heartless wars, Jack.
[05:24:12]  Oh, this is a stupid movie.
[05:24:13]  Of course.
[05:24:15]  Of course this Raiden snake is going to give him a sucker punch.
[05:24:19]  Come on, where is it?
[05:24:21]  Where is it?
[05:24:22]  Give him a sucker punch.
[05:24:28]  You're batshit insane.
[05:24:32]  There it is.
[05:24:34]  There it is.
[05:24:46]  Why is he bent over like that?
[05:24:48]  What?
[05:24:48]  Hey, pause that shit.
[05:24:50]  Did you see that pseudo-homosexual symbolism right there?
[05:24:55]  That is fucking clearly social justice warriors creating this fucking game.
[05:25:00]  Clearly.
[05:25:02]  Fucking clearly, for Christ's sake.
[05:25:04]  Can't fret over every egg.
[05:25:06]  Not when you're purging the weak, right?
[05:25:09]  What do you know about the weak?
[05:25:11]  You weren't born poor.
[05:25:13]  You've never been hungry.
[05:25:15]  You don't know what it's like to fight and steal and kill just to survive.
[05:25:20]  But you did survive.
[05:25:22]  Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules.
[05:25:26]  With your own two hands, you took back your life.
[05:25:30]  Take yours.
[05:25:36]  Are you kidding me?
[05:25:38]  Come on, dude.
[05:25:40]  All right.
[05:25:40]  And first of all, that's not Trump.
[05:25:42]  These are obviously social justice warriors that created this stupid fucking game.
[05:25:48]  And as a result, this is what we have out here.
[05:25:51]  Did you see that pseudo-homosexual pose that the goddamn corporate guy, he was bent over with his ass?
[05:25:58]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:26:01]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:26:02]  All right.
[05:26:03]  Let me tell you something.
[05:26:04]  Before I move on, Trump is the modern day George Washington, you stupid sons of bitches.
[05:26:11]  All right?
[05:26:11]  The same people that voted for Iraq, the war in Iraq, the same people that voted for the war in Afghanistan, the same people that eliminated Muamar Gaddafi in Libya, the same people that okayed the removal of Mubarak in Egypt, the same people that put us in Syria are the ones that are imposing this bogus impeachment.
[05:26:36]  Do you understand?
[05:26:38]  All of a sudden, these fucking people on the Democrat side are holier than thou.
[05:26:44]  All right?
[05:26:45]  Fatman 1945, fuck Hido Kojima and his shit story games.
[05:26:52]  Oh, I knew it was some social justice warrior shit right there, boys.
[05:26:58]  And I'm telling you right now, Donald Trump, the reason the whole administration, or excuse me, the whole goddamn Washington, D.C. establishment is going after Trump is because he's putting a spotlight on the corruption and criminality that was common stance out there in Washington, D.C. He's putting a spotlight on it.
[05:27:18]  That's why they're trying to impeach him for supposedly trying to get dirt on a political enemy when folks, when the truth comes out, and I hope that we have a trial.
[05:27:30]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[05:27:31]  Armstrong would purge all weak SJWs and Trump as well.
[05:27:36]  Also, wheelchair balance handbook.
[05:27:38]  Not in a fucking wheelchair, you fucking dickhead, all right?
[05:27:42]  As I was stating, folks, okay, the reason this man is trying to expose the corruption of the Bidens in the Ukraine, because the Ukraine was a trough of fleecing money for the Democrats.
[05:27:57]  I mean, haven't you noticed there was a lot of people in the Ukraine?
[05:28:01]  Paul Manafort, who was wrongfully jailed because he helped get Trump elected, he was in the Ukraine.
[05:28:08]  The Podesta brothers were in the Ukraine.
[05:28:12]  Why the hell are all these people in the Ukraine?
[05:28:15]  You've got Joe Biden's son, who was put at the head of some energy company, even though he had no experience in energy.
[05:28:24]  Okay.
[05:28:25]  And here he is, and his father, and nobody has been accorded as much power as Joe Biden was over the Ukraine.
[05:28:34]  Okay?
[05:28:35]  I'm telling you right now, that's why Joe Biden is running scared.
[05:28:39]  He already said that Joe Biden would potentially deny a subpoena if he was subpoenaed by the Senate to testify in relation to what he did in the Ukraine.
[05:28:50]  I'm telling you right now, I hope that there is a damn trial with witnesses because I'm telling you right now, it's going to expose the utter criminality and corruption of the entire goddamn Democratic Party.
[05:29:04]  By the way, why is Nancy Pelosi so gun-ho about impeachment for Trump?

=== Utter Criminality Of Democratic Party (03:35) ===

[05:29:10]  Her son is in the Ukraine making money.
[05:29:15]  Go look this shit up, dude.
[05:29:16]  It's all going to come out.
[05:29:18]  That's why these Democrats are scared shitless.
[05:29:22]  And I'm telling you right now, I'm ride or die with Trump.
[05:29:25]  Trump 2020.
[05:29:27]  All right.
[05:29:28]  I would follow that man into hell because this man is exposing the utter corruption that was common stance in Washington, D.C. Thank God.
[05:29:38]  And let me tell you something.
[05:29:40]  I will ask each and every one of you critics that supposedly hate Trump why you hate Trump and you can't give me a clear explanation whatsoever.
[05:29:49]  You can't.
[05:29:50]  You'll just say, he's racist.
[05:29:52]  He, yeah, yeah, he's sick.
[05:29:54]  Grab him by the pussy.
[05:29:56]  We're living in the greatest economy in American history, you numb nuts.
[05:30:01]  We are living in such a good economy.
[05:30:03]  We've got people making millions of dollars playing fucking video games while streaming it.
[05:30:10]  What are you fucking talking about, you fucking morons?
[05:30:15]  And what if we get a Bernie Sanders or an Elizabeth Warren?
[05:30:19]  We're going to get biggest taxation and the equal distribution of misery.
[05:30:24]  Don't y'all remember Obama?
[05:30:27]  I mean, millennials, Gen Z, all you got to do is think about something as simple as a Christmas during Obama.
[05:30:34]  Remember Obama Christmases?
[05:30:35]  They weren't very good, weren't they?
[05:30:37]  I remember the average spending of the average person back then was like 200, 300 bucks.
[05:30:45]  Guess what the average spending was per person out here in today's America, in Trump's America?
[05:30:51]  Almost $3,000.
[05:30:55]  So I'm telling you all right now, you all know, all right, I don't care what you say.
[05:31:00]  There's nothing that Trump has done to this country that isn't pro-America.
[05:31:05]  All right.
[05:31:06]  There's nothing done in this country.
[05:31:09]  The policies that were put forth by Trump that are not pro-America, he renegotiated the trade deals.
[05:31:16]  With China, we had $500 billion in a trade deficit with China.
[05:31:21]  We built China.
[05:31:23]  All the skyscrapers, all the tech, all the manufacturing base, we created that.
[05:31:30]  We gave them that.
[05:31:31]  We paid for that with our consumption.
[05:31:34]  You take a look at China back before they entered the World Trade Organization, like in 1990, these fucking idiots were all riding bikes.
[05:31:43]  They weren't even riding any kind of motor vehicle.
[05:31:47]  They were all riding bikes.
[05:31:48]  It was a peasant fucking society.
[05:31:51]  And you know what Trump did?
[05:31:52]  He renegotiated the trade deal.
[05:31:55]  And now there's going to be a lot more billions of dollars coming in to the United States economy that weren't traditionally coming in to begin with.
[05:32:04]  I'm telling you right now.
[05:32:06]  And then the USMCA, which is the renegotiated trade deal with Canada and Mexico and the United States, even more billions.
[05:32:13]  We just, you know what Trump did?
[05:32:16]  He put tariffs on washer and dryers that were made in South Korea.
[05:32:21]  And guess how South Korea responded?
[05:32:24]  Those washer and dryers that were manufactured there are now being manufactured here so that they can beat the tariff.
[05:32:30]  So adding more manufacturing jobs to America.
[05:32:34]  I mean, folks, this is the kind of strategy.
[05:32:37]  This is the kind of policies we needed for so long.
[05:32:40]  And thank God Donald Trump is here and he has helped all of Americans.

=== Disgrace To Music (15:40) ===

[05:32:45]  All nationalities, all colors, all races, all sexual denominations, whatever.
[05:32:52]  All genders, etc.
[05:32:55]  7 million new jobs since Trump has been in office.
[05:32:59]  And how anyone can sit here and criticize Trump is just beyond me.
[05:33:05]  It's just fucking beyond me.
[05:33:06]  Anyway, let me get to this last $20, 20 bucker up in here.
[05:33:10]  This last $20, 20 bucker was by the Hyperion Corporation.
[05:33:16]  You know, the Hyperion Corporation tends to be some trolly sons of bitch.
[05:33:21]  So he says, no wonder you like Pantera.
[05:33:24]  All right.
[05:33:25]  So here's the Hyperion Corporation.
[05:33:27]  Say, yeah, no wonder you like Pantera.
[05:33:29]  So what the fuck did you donate?
[05:33:31]  Oh, you fucking dude.
[05:33:34]  Dude, this was pre-Phil and Selmo Pantera, dude.
[05:33:39]  All right.
[05:33:39]  You can't come at me.
[05:33:42]  You guys are assholes, dude.
[05:33:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[05:33:45]  Thanks a lot, Hyperion Corporation.
[05:33:49]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[05:33:54]  This was pre-Phil and Selmo, man.
[05:33:57]  This is before they became metal.
[05:34:03]  Yeah, fuck you, Jake Glamtera.
[05:34:05]  Go fuck yourselves, dude.
[05:34:07]  Oh my god, I'm done I've had enough, dude.
[05:34:18]  I've had enough of this shit.
[05:34:20]  Y'all guys have ruined Pantera for me.
[05:34:22]  I'm not even joking, man.
[05:34:24]  And Pantera was my favorite fucking metal man.
[05:34:28]  This was before Phil Anselmo, you dicks!
[05:34:48]  This was before Phil and Selmo joined the fucking band and turned Pantera into fucking kick-ass metal.
[05:34:58]  Fuck you, people that are in the chat room.
[05:35:00]  Yeah, fruit a terra.
[05:35:02]  Yeah, fruit metal.
[05:35:03]  Fuck you, dude.
[05:35:04]  Fuck you!
[05:35:05]  At least we can still hear that Dimebag guitar, baby.
[05:35:21]  That dime bag guitar there.
[05:35:23]  And fuck you, dude.
[05:35:35]  I...
[05:35:36]  Now, you guys pissed me the fuck off.
[05:35:38]  I'm done, dude.
[05:35:39]  I'm not even joking.
[05:35:39]  I'm going to let this play for a little while longer, and I'm done with you people.
[05:35:44]  I'm out of here.
[05:35:51]  Fuck off, dude.
[05:35:52]  All right.
[05:35:56]  This shut up in the chat room, man.
[05:36:00]  I'm tired of you fucking dickheads.
[05:36:03]  I'm tired of all of you.
[05:36:06]  I'm over here giving you a fucking show, and you fuckers don't give a fuck.
[05:36:11]  Just shut up, man.
[05:36:13]  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[05:36:22]  I can't believe this is really Pantera.
[05:36:26]  I can't believe that this is really Pantera, dude.
[05:36:40]  Fuck you in the chat room, dude.
[05:36:42]  Fuck all of you.
[05:36:43]  All right.
[05:36:44]  All right.
[05:36:45]  Thank God we're out of here, okay?
[05:36:47]  Thank God we're out of here for Christ's sake.
[05:36:50]  Put the fucking, take the PC shot off.
[05:36:53]  Now, let me tell you something, you fucking dicks.
[05:36:56]  You have made my Thursday a fucking hell, just like you made Tuesday a fucking hell.
[05:37:01]  So I'm going to be honest with you, man.
[05:37:03]  I am not going to do a Saturday Night Troll show, okay?
[05:37:07]  I'm sorry.
[05:37:09]  I'm not.
[05:37:09]  I'm sorry, dude.
[05:37:10]  I cannot do a Saturday Night Troll show.
[05:37:13]  I got to go live my life.
[05:37:16]  Now, I know you idiots think that I don't have a life, that I'm some fucking, you know, low life loser, dick cheese burger or whatever, but I've got a fucking life for Christ's sake.
[05:37:27]  And one thing I like, and I'm telling you, I love it, is combat sports.
[05:37:33]  Combat sports.
[05:37:35]  And we're having Connor McGregor versus Cowboy Shironi for Christ.
[05:37:39]  Hey, assholes, I already did Radio Graffiti.
[05:37:42]  I already did shout outs, you dumb dickheads.
[05:37:45]  It's too bad that you idiots came too late.
[05:37:48]  All right.
[05:37:49]  I already did that shit.
[05:37:52]  Fucking idiots in the chat room, dude.
[05:37:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:37:56]  You see, this is what happens when I don't have copious amounts of alcohol and conduct this show.
[05:38:02]  All right.
[05:38:04]  Anyway, I'm not coming back on the Saturday Night Troll Show, dude, especially after the fucking way you fuckers treated me on the last Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:38:12]  That was my 12th year anniversary, man.
[05:38:17]  That was my 12th year anniversary.
[05:38:20]  And look at what you fucking idiots did.
[05:38:24]  It's my fucking 12 years.
[05:38:26]  12 years of my illustrious internet broadcasting career.
[05:38:33]  Oh, God.
[05:38:38]  Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[05:38:41]  What time is it?
[05:38:42]  All right.
[05:38:42]  Thank you.
[05:38:45]  It is not even 2:30 yet.
[05:38:48]  All right.
[05:38:49]  Jesus Christ.
[05:38:50]  Maybe I'll open up some fine wine after this.
[05:38:53]  All right.
[05:38:53]  Maybe that's what I'll do.
[05:38:55]  I've got a bunch of wine, by the way.
[05:38:57]  I don't like drinking wine while doing the show.
[05:38:59]  Hold on.
[05:39:01]  Can you play my video?
[05:39:02]  All right.
[05:39:03]  I think that that does put him over 20 bucks, by the way.
[05:39:05]  All right.
[05:39:07]  All right.
[05:39:07]  We'll play the pet Mexican video.
[05:39:10]  Let me go back and see if I can find the son of a bitch.
[05:39:13]  Where is the there?
[05:39:14]  It is the pet Mexican.
[05:39:16]  All right.
[05:39:17]  Here it is.
[05:39:17]  And by the way, unlisted ninja, fuck you.
[05:39:20]  I just saw your $2 dono.
[05:39:22]  Go fuck yourself.
[05:39:24]  The pet Mexican.
[05:39:25]  Let's go ahead and listen to his video.
[05:39:28]  He got backers and he got people to back up his video.
[05:39:33]  So let's go ahead and take a look at this video.
[05:39:36]  Okay, we are going to look at the pet Mexican.
[05:39:38]  He was able to go ahead and sucker you, some of your gringos out of your fiddy.
[05:39:44]  So now we're going to play his video.
[05:39:47]  All right, let's go ahead and play the pet Mexicans video up in here.
[05:39:50]  Let's go ahead and see what this is.
[05:39:52]  What is this?
[05:39:53]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[05:39:54]  Well, first of all.
[05:39:55]  All right, we got to wait for an advertisement because of YouTube, YouTube.
[05:40:01]  Everybody's doing the YouTube.
[05:40:05]  And what the fuck is this?
[05:40:06]  Hold on, put the PC shot on.
[05:40:08]  What the fuck is this there, the pet Mexican?
[05:40:13]  What is this?
[05:40:16]  And why does it have 95 million fucking hits on it?
[05:40:21]  All right.
[05:40:31]  Oh, my God, no.
[05:40:35]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:40:38]  Hold on, pause this.
[05:40:39]  Pause this.
[05:40:40]  Hold on just a second.
[05:40:41]  Take this off the air.
[05:40:43]  You mean to tell me that I'm going to have to sit through a version of Thunderstruck played by a bunch of fucking hillbilly fucking Cajun hicks with banjos.
[05:40:55]  Is that what you're fucking telling me?
[05:40:57]  fucking idiots.
[05:41:08]  This is fucking stupid.
[05:41:11]  I mean, this is fucking stupid.
[05:41:14]  In the middle of a railroad track.
[05:41:17]  Are you kidding me?
[05:41:18]  You've got to sing it.
[05:41:19]  Hey, wait a minute.
[05:41:20]  You've got to sing it like fucking Bon Scott or Brian Johnson.
[05:41:25]  You can't be singing it like that.
[05:41:27]  You got to sing it with that.
[05:41:29]  And I knew.
[05:41:30]  And I knew there was no help from you.
[05:41:34]  You got to fucking sing it like that.
[05:41:36]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[05:41:38]  Play, play it, play it shit.
[05:41:40]  And I knew there was no turning back.
[05:41:45]  My mind raised.
[05:41:46]  And I thought, well, I can do.
[05:41:51]  And I knew there was no help.
[05:41:54]  No help from you.
[05:41:57]  Sound of the drums.
[05:42:00]  Beat in my heart.
[05:42:03]  The thunder of guns tore me apart.
[05:42:09]  Jesus Christ.
[05:42:12]  You've been.
[05:42:14]  Thunderstruck.
[05:42:20]  When down the highway, broke the limits.
[05:42:23]  We hit the town.
[05:42:25]  We go to Texas.
[05:42:27]  Texas.
[05:42:28]  Yeah, Texas.
[05:42:30]  We had some fun.
[05:42:49]  Hold on.
[05:42:49]  Timeout.
[05:42:50]  Who the hell just donated here?
[05:42:52]  Who the hell just donated?
[05:42:53]  Fat Man 1945.
[05:42:55]  R.I.P. Malcolm Young.
[05:42:57]  Yeah, no shit, dude.
[05:42:59]  No shit, man.
[05:43:00]  Bring back Brian Johnson.
[05:43:01]  Look, I didn't like that Angus went on tour as ACDC and put fucking Axel Rose as the vocal.
[05:43:10]  I thought that was horrible.
[05:43:12]  I thought that was horrible.
[05:43:13]  Hey, play the rest of this stupid shit kicking hick Cajun bullshit.
[05:43:20]  Yeah, the ladies, what you kind of been.
[05:43:25]  Thunderstruck.
[05:43:34]  Thunderstruck.
[05:43:51]  Oh, God.
[05:43:52]  Are you shitting me?
[05:43:55]  Are you shitting me with this shit?
[05:43:57]  I ain't all right.
[05:44:10]  This is fucking pathetic, dude.
[05:44:13]  I would feel insulted if I was playing this live.
[05:44:15]  I'm not even shitting around.
[05:44:21]  Hold on, pause it.
[05:44:22]  Hold on.
[05:44:23]  Hey, wait a minute.
[05:44:25]  You think that's bad?
[05:44:26]  Check out this washing machine.
[05:44:28]  Hey, dude, the Hyperion Corporation, don't do it, dude.
[05:44:31]  No more.
[05:44:32]  Look, I'm ending the show.
[05:44:34]  I'm only doing this for the pet Mexican, for Christ's sake, man.
[05:44:37]  Come on.
[05:44:39]  For fuck's sake.
[05:44:45]  You've been thunderstruck.
[05:44:49]  Thunderstruck.
[05:45:05]  Notice no women hanging around anywhere.
[05:45:07]  I'm just saying.
[05:45:09]  There's no women anywhere!
[05:45:10]  Alright, I think...
[05:45:27]  Great.
[05:45:29]  Stupid Cajun fucking Louisiana fucking idiots.
[05:45:35]  Get this shit.
[05:45:36]  What a disgrace.
[05:45:38]  You know that pet Mexican?
[05:45:40]  You donated a disgrace to music.
[05:45:43]  How dare these pricks think that they can remake the goddamn Thunderstruck my goddamn ACDC.
[05:45:52]  Anyway, look, no more donating to me, dude.
[05:45:56]  Seriously, Hyperion Corporation just donated.
[05:45:59]  I want to get the fuck out of here.
[05:46:01]  Okay, seriously.
[05:46:02]  It's a little over 2.30.
[05:46:04]  The last time I was on here, you had me on here over 4 o'clock in the fucking morning.
[05:46:10]  All right, so look, this is the last one.
[05:46:12]  The Hyperion Corporation.
[05:46:14]  Hold on, I need to crack my neck, dude.
[05:46:16]  My neck is, my neck is killing me here.
[05:46:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:46:23]  Damn it.
[05:46:24]  Fucking neck hurts, dude.
[05:46:26]  All right.
[05:46:27]  The Hyperion Corporation.
[05:46:29]  He said you think that's bad.
[05:46:31]  Check out this washing machine.
[05:46:33]  All right.
[05:46:34]  Or whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[05:46:36]  All right.
[05:46:36]  The Hyperion Corporation.
[05:46:38]  Let's see what the hell you're talking about there, boy.
[05:46:41]  What are you talking about there, boy?
[05:46:43]  All right, what is this?
[05:46:44]  What's so bad?
[05:46:45]  Of course, I got to wait for an advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
[05:46:52]  All right, what is this?
[05:46:55]  Oh, wait, are you fucking shitting me?
[05:46:59]  Are you people do this, dude?
[05:47:03]  I mean, people have this much fucking time in their anal retentive lives to do shit like this.
[05:47:09]  Play it.
[05:47:09]  Look, put the PC shot on.
[05:47:11]  Look at this.
[05:47:12]  The devil went down to Georgia white trash washing machine cover.
[05:47:17]  I mean, people got too much fucking time on their hands, dude.
[05:47:20]  Play it.
[05:47:21]  play it, alright?
[05:47:44]  The devil went down to Georgia.
[05:47:45]  He was looking for a stolen steel.
[05:47:47]  He was in a bind.
[05:47:48]  He was way behind.
[05:47:49]  He was looking for a big deal.
[05:47:54]  And the devil's got a body.
[05:47:55]  He could have stumped the same for the family.
[05:47:57]  Let me tell you what.
[05:47:58]  Pause this.
[05:47:59]  Pause it.
[05:47:59]  What?
[05:47:59]  What is this?
[05:48:01]  Pet Mexican, I donated the wrong video.
[05:48:05]  Fuck off, dude.
[05:48:06]  Fuck.
[05:48:06]  That's too bad on your fault.
[05:48:08]  That's your fault, dude.
[05:48:09]  That's your fucking fault.
[05:48:13]  Fucking asshole.
[05:48:15]  You play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give me the devil is you.
[05:48:19]  I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul if I'm better than you.
[05:48:22]  And my name is Johnny, and it might be a sin.

=== Pet Mexican Donated Wrong Video (03:24) ===

[05:48:26]  But I'll take your bet, and you're going to regret it.
[05:48:28]  I'm the best it's ever been.
[05:48:29]  HAHA!
[05:48:37]  Old school country, way better than this new shit.
[05:48:40]  I'm just saying.
[05:48:40]  Word?
[05:48:58]  And he pulled the phone across his streams and made an evil hit.
[05:49:03]  in something like this.
[05:49:05]  Why don't you play that solo, boy?
[05:49:23]  Play that damn solo.
[05:49:25]  What are you doing there, boy?
[05:49:28]  What a fucking, you know, everybody that's got some fucked up problem is always a Tyler or a Kyle or some kind of weak asshole like that.
[05:49:37]  Some fucking pink team playing son of a bitch like this.
[05:49:41]  All right.
[05:49:42]  Anyway, look, that's it, dude.
[05:49:44]  All right.
[05:49:45]  I'm done.
[05:49:45]  I'm done.
[05:49:47]  Stick a fucking fork in me.
[05:49:49]  I am fucking done for the evening.
[05:49:51]  Now, thank God that I am getting off at close.
[05:49:55]  What is it?
[05:49:56]  A little over 2.30 for Christ's sake.
[05:49:58]  All right.
[05:49:59]  A little over 2.30.
[05:50:02]  And I'm tired, dude.
[05:50:03]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:50:04]  I am fucking tired, dude.
[05:50:06]  Anyway, once again, I want to reiterate that I'm not going to be here for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:50:11]  I am going to be watching the Connor McGregor fight.
[05:50:15]  And as I stated, folks, if I was a betting man on this, I would not bet, first of all, I'm not betting on this.
[05:50:20]  I'm watching it just to appreciate the sport.
[05:50:22]  But if I was a degenerate gambler, I said I would probably pick Cerrone.
[05:50:27]  But I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
[05:50:28]  I've been watching the UFC, and somebody asked me about this earlier.
[05:50:32]  I have seen some of the press conferences, some of the press junkets that have been going on in relation to advertising this fight.
[05:50:41]  And I think that Connor McGregor may be a changed man.
[05:50:44]  He may be a changed man for Christ's sake.
[05:50:47]  So I wouldn't count Connor McGregor out.
[05:50:50]  I think he wants some of the taste of that victory, the sweet taste of victory that he was used to.
[05:50:56]  And let me tell you something right now.
[05:50:58]  If Conor McGregor doesn't decisively beat Cerrone, that's it for the Conor McGregor brand, excuse me.
[05:51:05]  He has to beat Cerrone decisively.
[05:51:09]  And I believe he talked about it in an interview that he wants to avenge the Khabib loss.
[05:51:15]  So that'll also be interesting.
[05:51:17]  Although, Khabib made him look like an amateur.
[05:51:19]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[05:51:21]  So, anyway, that's what I'll be doing, folks.
[05:51:23]  So, I'm not going to be on Saturday.
[05:51:25]  All right.
[05:51:26]  Maybe, I don't know.
[05:51:27]  Maybe I should, maybe, maybe Sunday.
[05:51:28]  Who the fuck knows?
[05:51:29]  Who the fuck cares?
[05:51:30]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me who listens to the broadcast.
[05:51:36]  And by the way, big ups to IP2 in the house who has added me here.
[05:51:40]  And hold on, is Blade of Let's see what Blade's doing before we go.
[05:51:43]  Let me see what the fuck Blade's doing.
[05:51:46]  What is Blade doing?
[05:51:47]  Me too.
[05:51:48]  Oh, dude.

=== Not Going On Saturday (03:33) ===

[05:51:50]  Wait a minute.
[05:51:50]  Did they go to the strip?
[05:51:52]  They didn't go to the strip?
[05:51:54]  15%.
[05:51:55]  Hey, bring out my new ports.
[05:51:57]  Did they not go to the strip?
[05:51:59]  On the table, dude?
[05:52:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:52:02]  On the table, bitch.
[05:52:04]  Never said that.
[05:52:05]  That's the chat.
[05:52:06]  PGS, bitch.
[05:52:09]  Well, he's good and loaded.
[05:52:10]  This is the typical.
[05:52:12]  This is the typical drunk blade that we've all come to know and love.
[05:52:14]  I'll tell you that.
[05:52:17]  Hey, hold film and fuck us.
[05:52:19]  Figure it out.
[05:52:19]  Hey, dude, figure it out, dude.
[05:52:21]  We're doing it.
[05:52:22]  What's going on, dude?
[05:52:23]  Figure it out.
[05:52:24]  You're poor.
[05:52:26]  Anyway, what's up, Ron O'Donovan?
[05:52:27]  What's up, Nafari?
[05:52:28]  What's up, Mr. Person?
[05:52:29]  What's up, dude?
[05:52:30]  What's up, Pet Mexican?
[05:52:31]  Even though you're trying to scam me there.
[05:52:33]  I don't see it.
[05:52:33]  Here, give me the joint and go find your cigarettes.
[05:52:37]  Artifilmo serves, bro.
[05:52:39]  So they did not go.
[05:52:40]  They did not go to the strip, obviously, yeah?
[05:52:43]  That was a mistake, Roger.
[05:52:45]  Yeah, and I didn't even grab my cigarette.
[05:52:49]  Is it true that you only have $428 in your bank?
[05:52:52]  We'll figure it out, Peasant.
[05:52:54]  Bitch, you better check the street.
[05:52:57]  Saturday.
[05:52:59]  Dare you.
[05:53:00]  Oh, man.
[05:53:00]  Anyway, look.
[05:53:01]  How dare you, whore?
[05:53:02]  What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
[05:53:04]  They make my super chat fat, dude.
[05:53:07]  All right.
[05:53:08]  All right, all right.
[05:53:10]  Calm down, Blade.
[05:53:11]  By you.
[05:53:12]  Calm down.
[05:53:13]  Simmer down.
[05:53:14]  What are you talking about, dude?
[05:53:15]  Simmer down, dude.
[05:53:17]  I know you're in the middle of your goddamn front yard and you're getting angry at a damn phone.
[05:53:22]  He's got all kinds of money in there.
[05:53:23]  Calm down, man.
[05:53:24]  Come rich, bitch.
[05:53:25]  Calm down, man.
[05:53:27]  You sent me some money.
[05:53:27]  It didn't even affect me, dude.
[05:53:29]  I don't got a transfer shit, slut.
[05:53:31]  Oh, my God.
[05:53:33]  Dude.
[05:53:33]  Dude, dude, dude.
[05:53:35]  Where are the names?
[05:53:38]  I got a lack of the driveway.
[05:53:39]  I feel like it's midnight where this guy is.
[05:53:42]  We're getting the fifth wheel soon.
[05:53:44]  Oh, oh, dude, I just have to go.
[05:53:45]  Dude, I've been having lax, bitch.
[05:53:47]  What the fuck?
[05:53:48]  Okay, oh, we're on the street.
[05:53:49]  Okay, cool.
[05:53:50]  I know no shit.
[05:53:51]  They're coming out of their houses, dude.
[05:53:52]  Hold up and shit, dude.
[05:53:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:53:56]  You know, my lack's hard, nigga.
[05:53:58]  You know my lack's hard, dude.
[05:53:59]  Did he say the N-word?
[05:54:00]  What are these guys talking about?
[05:54:01]  My shit ain't hard.
[05:54:02]  They're retarded.
[05:54:03]  Blind ass bitch.
[05:54:04]  Did he just say hard R N word?
[05:54:08]  I'm not even talking about that bass, dude.
[05:54:10]  I can't even stand this one of them clicking my clock.
[05:54:13]  That was hard R N word, dude.
[05:54:15]  All right, what's up, Hurricane?
[05:54:16]  Let's do something.
[05:54:17]  Look it up, dude.
[05:54:19]  Let's do a shot, dude.
[05:54:20]  Figure it out.
[05:54:20]  Fucking fire sale.
[05:54:22]  Hey, what's up with the toe update?
[05:54:24]  Did he give a toe update?
[05:54:26]  Did he give a toe and leg hole update?
[05:54:28]  We're all curious about that.
[05:54:32]  He's smoking a pretty, you know, he's smoking a joint.
[05:54:34]  Look at he's French inhaling.
[05:54:37]  He's French inhaling.
[05:54:38]  Sorry.
[05:54:39]  Figure it out, dude.
[05:54:40]  Fuck it, figure it out, dude.
[05:54:42]  Figure it out, dude.
[05:54:44]  Oh, my goodness, dude.
[05:54:46]  Hey.
[05:54:48]  Favorite donations.
[05:54:49]  What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
[05:54:51]  You little scrubber dilly ups, bitch.
[05:54:53]  Figure it out.
[05:54:53]  Ow.
[05:54:54]  BB broke BB, broke, BB, broke, BB, broke.
[05:54:57]  Oh, dude, come on.
[05:55:02]  They're rubbing it in his face, dude.
[05:55:03]  That's what's amazing about that, dude.
[05:55:06]  That's what's amazing about that, dude.
[05:55:07]  Cotton pick.
[05:55:09]  Cotton pick?
[05:55:09]  Why do they say that?
[05:55:10]  I'm a machine.
[05:55:11]  What's up, dude?
[05:55:12]  Gingerly cotton pick, BB, broke, BB, broke, BB, broke, BB, broke, gingerly, cotton pick.
[05:55:18]  The funny thing about you, dude, is that you think you're going to fucking affect me.
[05:55:21]  I've never been affected before in my goddamn life, dude.

=== That's Enough Of Blade (01:41) ===

[05:55:24]  All right.
[05:55:24]  All right.
[05:55:24]  That's enough of Blade, folks.
[05:55:27]  All right.
[05:55:27]  That's enough of Blade.
[05:55:28]  You didn't affect something, but you didn't affect nothing.
[05:55:31]  All right.
[05:55:31]  All right.
[05:55:32]  Calm down.
[05:55:33]  Calm down.
[05:55:33]  Simmer down there, Blade.
[05:55:36]  All right, folks.
[05:55:37]  Anyway, that's Blade.
[05:55:39]  I'm probably going to, you know, watch Blade after I get the fuck off of here anyway.
[05:55:42]  So anyway, once again, I want to reiterate, not coming back this Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:55:47]  So I hope that y'all forgive me for that.
[05:55:49]  I will be back Tuesday on Otaco Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time.
[05:55:57]  So make sure to be here, folks, okay, next Tuesday.
[05:56:01]  And who knows?
[05:56:01]  Maybe I'll do something on Sunday.
[05:56:03]  I don't know.
[05:56:03]  Who the fuck knows?
[05:56:04]  We'll see what happens.
[05:56:05]  We'll see what happens.
[05:56:06]  Anyway, I want to thank you all for tuning in.
[05:56:09]  I'm actually getting off at a decent hour.
[05:56:11]  It's a little over 2.30, 2.45.
[05:56:14]  So thank you for that.
[05:56:16]  Anyway, I don't know.
[05:56:19]  Never mind.
[05:56:20]  I shouldn't make any promises.
[05:56:21]  We'll see what happens.
[05:56:22]  All right.
[05:56:23]  At the very latest, I will be back next Tuesday, 8.30-ish Central Standard Time, baby.
[05:56:29]  All right.
[05:56:30]  All right.
[05:56:31]  I am out of here.
[05:56:33]  I am out of here.
[05:56:35]  I am out.
[05:56:38]  All right.
[05:56:39]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[05:56:40]  Trump 2020.
[05:56:42]  And all I've got to say is, MEGA, MEGA, MAGA.
[05:56:48]  We're going to make America great again.
[05:56:50]  And if you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
[05:56:54]  Democrats are anti-American scum.
[05:56:57]  Democrats are anti-American scum.
[05:57:02]  You hate America, you pieces of crap.