Ghost dominates Episode 132 by attacking Democrats as "anti-American scum" who prioritize Iran over U.S. interests, citing the Soleimani assassination and AOC's incompetence while blaming millennials for student debt. He rants against Silicon Valley executives, birth control pills affecting women, and real estate agents charging $60,000 commissions. The broadcast devolves into chaotic interactions with trolls, spliced audio accusations of racism, and conspiracy theories about Epstein and the moon landing, concluding with aggressive slogans like "Death to feminism" and a call to vote for Trump. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to remind you, it's episode 132, episode 132, for all the folks that are keeping track of the Ghost Show broadcast.
Stop The Capitalist Polar Troll00:15:05
And I'd like for each and every one of you to please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
And let everybody, you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show is live.
And in effect, we're live, baby, every Tuesday and Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time.
You goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
Spread it around.
Spread it around.
Episode 132 of the Ghost Show.
And I'm telling you right now, folks, we better not have any internet tomfoolery when it comes to this broadcast.
We're in the house, baby.
And these Democrats are anti-American scum.
We already have people donating for Christ's sake.
Let me start the show.
Let me start the fucking show before you start donating for Christ's sake.
All right, anyway.
All right, take me out, engineer.
Take out the music for Christ's sake.
I haven't even started episode 132, and here we already have people donating for Christ's sake.
I gotta replay these donos that we had.
What is this?
Hand me the recap, Piggy, for Christ's sake.
Give me a goddamn break.
Episode of The Ghost Show.
Look, we got real funny.
Fuck you, dude.
Ain't nobody dodged nothing, you piece of shit.
Whoever the hell this guy is is a piece of trash.
And you're skunking.
Oh, give me a break.
You fucking piece of leftist trash.
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Oh, what a bunch of bullshit.
There is no fucking...
Don't listen to these people.
These people are trolling here.
All right.
You must have a premium subscription.
Look, Dark Me Magician Girl and Hand Me the Recap Piggy are a bunch of goddamn liars for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Attention, viewers, to watch this episode, you must get a premium.
Don't listen to these people.
These people have been trolling for Christ's sake.
All right, people have been trolling this, and I don't understand why.
I have no idea why, all right?
So, listen, everybody just sit there and shut your goddamn pie holes because we got a few things to talk about out here, okay?
First and foremost, it's obvious that every Democrat in this country cares more about Iran than America.
I don't know if you heard, but here tonight, the House, of course, dominated by the Democrats, have approved a non-binding resolution supposedly trying to limit Trump's war powers with Iran.
You know something?
I don't like the precedent that this is setting, folks.
And I'm telling you right now, if you're a Democrat in this country, you are anti-American scum.
Have you heard the lamestream mainstream leftist media?
It is a it's pathetic.
What is this?
No.
Oh, God.
It has to be.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, this is not a joke here.
We need to talk about some serious subject matters.
Okay?
Now, first and foremost, folks, I don't understand why Democrats are crying over some damn terrorist general that belonged to Iran, for Christ's sake.
All right, aside from him being the general of a quids or quads or whatever the fuck kind of regime it was.
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We apologize.
Can you shut these people up, man, please?
All right.
We got serious business to talk about.
Sesty Mike.
ST Mike.
What is it?
Black Worm.
Did you watch the Trump rally today?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
It was great.
They keep saying keep America great again.
You must have a premium membership to lead.
Tyler, ST Mike, you guys shut the fuck up.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Don't listen to these people.
Oh, no.
We got another member to the inner circle, baby.
Capitalist Polar Bear.
Capitalist Polar Bear in the house, baby.
You see what I'm saying, baby?
Everybody wants to be a part of the inner circle.
Cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear.
Heading home from Oklahoma, $5,000 richer.
Woo!
That's an older.
damn right baby we're heading to West Texas hope tonight as a good night ghost we'll be listening when driving hey cheers to you there capitalist polar bear in the house Cheers to you, my man.
You must be a neocontime.
The Democratic Party, for Christ's sake, sit there and shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling ass up.
All right, Capitalist Polar Bear, I will be emailing the email address you used to make this donation so I can give you an exclusive link to the inner circle chat room.
And let me tell you, everybody that has entered the inner circle, troll or not troll, has had their lives changed.
And the reason is, folks, is because we're a think tank.
We take the inner circle conversations very seriously.
We're not out here conducting internet tomfoolery and being a bunch of immature, perverted jerk nets like most of these people that are out here on these internets.
So I do want to say cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear.
I will be emailing the email address you used to put this particular donation into play.
So cheers to you, man.
Newest member of the inner circle, Capitalist Polar Bear.
$5,000 richer, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, folks, thank you once again.
I can't reiterate it anymore.
Capitalist Polar Bear, newest member of the inner circle.
And what is this?
I just got back from hanging out with my bros at the mall in time to watch my girlfriend's husband make an ass out of himself.
My girlfriend's husband.
Hey, ghost, tell Mrs. Ghost I said hi and thanks for last night.
Yeah, fuck you, you asshole.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right, hey, there are no YouTube videos today, man.
Oh, Christ.
I know you say no videos, but this has to do with COPPA and YouTube.
Oh, yeah?
This video is marked safe for kids.
Watch a bid and pause at 19 seconds.
I really can't T afford this, but I really wanted you to comment on this.
All right, all right.
You know what, Shark Attack?
I'll make an exception for you because you're one of our newest listeners, and I've seen you fairly active in the Ghost.report forums, and I've seen you active in the chat room.
So I'm going to make an exception to this one because apparently this has something to do with politics.
So don't donate anymore, okay?
No more donations after this.
All right, Shark Attack.
All right, let's go ahead.
Who the hell's Robert Jackson?
Shut up.
You shut the fuck up.
Don't tell me to shut up.
This is my damn show, boy.
The hell are you talking about?
All right.
What the hell is this?
All right, let's, wait a minute.
This has nothing to do with fucking Copa and fucking you.
What the fuck is this shit?
You stupid son of a bitch, Shark Attack.
What the fuck is this?
This is some fucking garbage anime.
What is this?
Where the hell were we last time on Starbury's when God's known as the Eternoids touchdown on a primitive world?
Bloody fighting breaks out.
Meanwhile, Kilgar of Killer.
Whoa, Yeah, fuck you, Tui, alright?
Don't listen to these people, okay?
These people that are saying that you need to have a membership or some shit.
These people are trolling, and I don't know why they're fucking doing this.
They're fucking trolling, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Shark Attack, this is what you wanted me to comment on.
This is actually marked for children.
This is actually marked for children.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
And you know something, folks?
If you're not aware, there's a very serious situation going on in YouTube here.
Dude, listen, I told you.
Especially when there are men.
You guys are fucking assholes, dude.
You call me fat?
S-K-U-N-K-L-E-R showed me this video of you.
Oh, okay.
This Saturday at 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, I'm holding a fundraising event for an inner circle.
I'm holding a fundraiser up there.
Oh, Jesus.
Listen, I'm not doing $20.20 buckers, dude.
And who the fuck is this Robert Jackson asshole that keeps telling me to shut up?
You shut the fuck up.
Now, anyway, no more $20.20 buckers are going to be considered donations.
Do you understand me, okay?
Now, I'm assuming Shark Attack was wanting me to watch this saying that this is obviously geared towards children.
I mean, where is the line?
It's mighty easy for you to warmonger from the wheelchair-accessible comfort of a meth-stained trailer.
Ah, fuck you, asshole.
I don't live in a damn trailer.
I don't live in a damn trailer.
Dude, come on, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Audio only.
Time for musical blasphemy if it doesn't get copy struck.
Can y'all stop doing this shit?
Ghost dodged the draft, but he couldn't dodge his father's penis.
Hey, dude, that's out of line there, Chris Chad, or whatever fuck.
Yeah, Pooker Griffin, whatever the fuck your name is.
All right.
You shut the fuck up, you stupid hambo neocon bitchler cuck.
Whoever the fuck is Robert Jackson and he's a fucking smack to the mouth.
I'll tell you that right now.
He actually gave $300 to a Gloria.
That's not the real polar bear hunter.
You just guys are being a bunch of troll terrorists and a bunch of haters now.
You must be an innovative.
Y'all just beat a bunch of fucking haters.
All right, look, shut the fuck up and no more $20 donations, dude.
I'm not fucking taking them.
They're going to be considered a donation and that's it.
Now, I'm assuming Shark Attack wanted my opinion on this, given the fact that YouTube has it geared towards children.
Well, you know something, folks?
I have no idea what the hell YouTube is doing.
Okay, I know I have a, there's a bunch of YouTubers out there.
What?
Shut up, sell out.
You're a fucking sell.
I ain't sold out.
I'm underground, baby.
To wee.
I don't know who the fuck you're calling a sellout.
I am underground, baby.
I have never sold out.
I'm a legend on these internets, for Christ's sake.
I am infamous.
They'll leave talking about that.
I'm a fucking sellout, baby.
I'm like Quatto from the movie Total Recall.
I'm like the Quatto of the fucking internet.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you piece of shit.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, I don't know what YouTube is doing as it relates to this new children copa, this new rule that they're doing.
I have no idea.
What is this?
Ice hell.
Fuck you.
I'm not a sellout, you idiot.
Listen, I have no idea what the damn YouTube standards are at this point anymore.
All I know is, is that I have marked my videos not marketable to children, okay?
And by the way, if you happen to be under the age of 18, I would strongly advise you to just shut down this broadcast.
You are not supposed to be listening to this.
All right.
So that's the bottom line.
Now, I know that there's a lot of YouTubers out there that are getting pissed that they were used to getting thousands upon thousands of dollars a month from YouTube.
Keep donating the $20 and $20.
No, dude, shut up.
That's not the fucking engineer.
And don't listen to this fucking asshole, all right?
Slot.
Hey, ghost, my teammate Brendan thinks you're a slot.
Who the fuck?
Hey, Brendan sounds a little fruity, for Christ's sake.
What a weak ass name.
Brendan.
Give me a fucking break.
Dude, this better not be the real Elvis Travels, dude.
Do not join my inner circle.
Don't fucking join my inner circle there, Elvis Travels, you fat fucking loser.
And leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
Stop using Rosie O'Kelly for Christ's sake.
And what is, all right, I'm going to sell out of here.
Fuck you, idiot.
Underground like your grandma?
You know, Touwee, I don't know who the fuck you are, dude, but let me tell you something.
You're lucky you're across the internet, you scumbag.
Talking that shit to me.
You're as underground as is the top of the Sears Tower.
Yeah, I swallow.
Fuck you, all right?
Let me tell you, you guys are hating tonight, and I understand why you're hating, because somebody joined the inner circle, and you guys are a little upset.
You're a little pissed off, and hey, I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you.
But anyway, Shark Attack, he donated this to me saying this is geared towards children.
This is geared towards children on YouTube.
And I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea why.
I can't.
Look at this.
I can't tell you why.
All right.
I love my granny's fanny.
Listen, stop talking about my granny, you dumb shitheads, all right?
And what is this?
I sold out.
I never sold out.
Hey, first-time listener.
You're a first-time listener, my ass.
I never sold out, dude.
I mean, I'm still underground, baby, all right?
I'm still underground.
So for you guys to sit here and try to talk garbage to me is a false indictment.
You don't know what the fuck I'm talking.
You don't know shit from Shy Nola.
Let's put it that way.
Why don't you Google me there, huh?
Why don't you Google the old shows that I used to host?
True conservative radio, true capitalist radio, Google ghost politics.
I mean, get lost in my illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career that I've conducted out here.
Ain't nobody sold out shit.
Now, look, Shark Attack, I don't know what you want me to say to this because unfortunately, YouTube is doing its own Faya thing.
And with all due respect to YouTube and the corporation that they're in, Google, etc., this is what you get when you have a woman in charge.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
And what is this?
Pettis.
He's right.
He only has over 300 views.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Pettis, you fucking fruit bowl.
Aren't you worried that the new guy in the inner circle is gonna be yet another overweight hermaphrodite from the moment?
Oh, don't don't go there.
Don't go there, dude.
Please don't go there.
Don't fucking.
I'm not entertainment for tards.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dude, seriously, please stop.
I don't give a shit if it's audio only.
Stop fucking donating this shit.
I only did it one time for this fucking shark attack, asshole.
And over here, I'm getting bombarded.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you an asshole there, shark attack.
You just told me thank you in the chat.
But seriously, come on.
Fuck.
You Are Entertainment For Tards00:10:26
Hey, what is this?
XL Lima Soul?
What the fuck to XLIMASOL?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
Hey, Ghostman, listening to you from Hong Kong.
Hope to come to America soon?
Yeah, right.
Anyway, the bottom line is, folks, is I don't agree with this.
I believe personally that this infatuation with cartoons is gone to an unhealthy arena.
I mean, we've got folks that are in the 40 and 50 years of age range that are going to comic-cons and robbing.
Ghosts is right.
If you're under 18, leave immediately.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The ghost show is only for people 18 or older.
Go see is promoting some really messed up.
I'm not promoting anything.
What the fuck are you talking about, ST Mike?
I'm not promoting a goddamn thing.
I'm doing my own thing-a thing.
What the fuck you talking about?
I ain't promoting anything.
I'm doing my own thing of thing, motherfucker.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, ST Mike, you piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Type WC in the chat if Ghost is a webcomic.
You know, fuck you, Tyler.
Fucking 225905.
Fuck you.
I am not a web comic.
Dude, do not call me a webcomic, dude.
That is a fucking insult.
That is a fucking insult.
I am a broadcaster.
Do you understand me?
All right?
I am a broadcaster.
I am not a webcomic.
Any of you that refer to me as a webcomic, we're going to have some fucking problems.
All right.
Do you understand me?
We're going to have some serious issues.
You keep calling me a fucking web comic.
What is this?
What is this?
Hi, love sheeping.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hey, Ghost love the show.
What the hell does that mean?
The last show, we watched what must have been 11 cartoon videos in a row.
Oh, God.
And you're going to sit there with a straight face and say you're not entertainment for TARDS?
I'm not entertainment for TARDS, you dickhead.
I'm not entertainment for TARDS.
You're entertainment for TARDS.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, go fuck off.
All of you go fuck off, dude.
Seriously, man.
This show is rated 18 plus on account of Ghost and his piss.
You are Kelly.
Real fucking funny, you sick macabre asshole.
Real fucking funny, man, all right?
And what is this?
I scuming you.
What the fuck the hell is that?
Yo, Ska, where are you at?
Who fuck gives a shit about Scott?
Blackworm Ghost is right.
He's not a webcomic.
He's a web manga.
What the fuck is that shit?
Look, if you're going to text to speech me, I've said, man, fucking do it in American.
Don't talk to me in some tuna fish immigrant language that I can't understand.
Talk to me in American.
American is the language of the world.
And I think the rest of you fucking scumbags need to start understanding that shit.
All right.
Don't talk to me in some goddamn immigrant language.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Let's keep going, folks.
All right.
My apologies here.
I'm just trying to do a show.
Anyway, listen, I want to say to Shark Attack, look, I mean, I think it's sad what YouTube is doing.
But then again, I want to be honest with you.
Like I said.
All right, right now, YouTube is being led around by a woman.
Now, it is of my opinion.
Okay, you don't have to agree with me.
I'm not promoting this.
I'm just saying, in my opinion, and if you observe as well as I do, you would probably think the same thing.
Fuck you, Toue.
All right.
Nobody asked you, Toue, all right, you asshole.
Anyway, as I was stating, this is why women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
Okay, I'm sorry.
This is why.
I love your show.
Top 10 web comics.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
The real Donald Trump listens to my broadcast, you piece of shit.
Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted here by these damn assholes in text-to-speech, all right, the reason that you're having such non-consistent rules and non-consisting enforcement out here on YouTube, in my opinion, has to do with the fact that a woman is running it, okay?
Nigger.
I don't condone that racism right there.
Stop fucking donating that shit.
Anyway, Shark Attack, I wish it was more consistent, but it isn't.
In issue 132, here we see Ghost whoring for shekels by using his helmet of magic.
You man, true capitalist webcomic.
All right, dude, now y'all are pissing me off.
Listen, shut the fuck up, all right?
Shut the fuck up.
And as I'm stating, you know, there is an element of hypocrisy on YouTube when it comes to enforcement, but as I stated, as I stated, this is women that are running the show here.
Take a look at Twitch.
All right.
Why do you think it rhymes with bitch?
Because a fucking bunch of bull-nosed bulldykes are running the goddamn place.
That's why it sucks a cock with it.
All right.
Take a look at Mixer.
I don't know who the hell's running Mixer, by the way, all right?
I mean, Mixer, in my opinion, is just blowing money, taking two-bit gamers like fucking Ninja and Shroud, thinking that that's going to somehow, you know, make them the top streaming service.
I hear that they barely have like fucking 500,000 people.
You know, after all that, you know, after all that, you know, paying ninja and paying that stupid fruit bowl little fucking shroud, all that.
They only got 500,000 people that are watching this shitty content, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, they got Ice Poseidon over there.
Hey, fuck it, dude.
Fucking dude, I'm on Mixer, dude.
I'm trying to become a social justice warrior now, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm in Austin, dude.
I'm trying to live the hipster life, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, man, as I'm stating, man, we need some men back into the leadership role of things on Silicon Valley.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying for Christ's sake.
The folks that are in charge of many of these web companies are trying to pussify the world.
And I refuse to do it.
All right.
I refuse to be sitting here and pussified.
All right.
I'm a man.
All right.
I got balls the size of grapefruits.
And I'd slap them upside any feminist chin that wants to sit up here and try to talk garbage to a man like me.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, I hope that does it with you, Shark Attack.
I can't believe that YouTube is actually allowing that to be broadcast first and foremost.
And secondly, having that open to children.
I have no idea what the hell that's all about, man.
It's sad.
All I can tell you is there's a lot of YouTubers out here that are pissed, all right?
Me, wait a minute.
I'm black.
Boomer.
Boomer.
Wait a minute.
The guy that's always donating that goddamn N-word is a black man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with these black folks nowadays?
No offense, okay?
This is my opinion.
Okay?
But why are you black folks living up to the stereotypes at this point in time?
All right, I'm not even joking.
Why are you all living up to the stereotypes?
Please stop living up to the stereotypes.
I'd like to make an announcement here on my phone.
What?
The Ghost Show.
I have made a deal, an amazing deal, with Hassan Rouhani to become close allies.
No, that's not.
As part of our new friendship, we shot Israel and all Jews.
Don't listen to this garbage.
All right.
Don't listen to this garbage.
What is it, ST, Mike?
I'm not a fucking webcomic, you asshole.
I'm not a webcomic, you stupid piece of trash.
But still relatable.
Anyway, can you let me talk?
I can spur me the cat.
Please get the $20, $20 out of the way.
By the way, Elvis Travels is a nice guy.
I'll do what I want to do, okay?
Boomer.
Stop calling me a fucking boomer, all right?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, the reason I'm asking about black folks is because I don't know if you heard, but Prince Harry and that ethnically ambiguous woman that he married from was, I think she's Canadian, but she settled here in United States, Los Angeles.
This ethnically ambiguous princess has convinced Prince Harry to renounce his throners.
Fuck you.
I'm not a fucking neocon, you idiot.
Anyway, all I'm saying is this ethnically ambiguous bro, what's her name?
Markle?
Merkel, Markle, whatever the fuck her name is, she has got Prince Redhead Harry, which is not even Diane's or Charles's son, lest we forget that Prince Harry's real father is Princess Diana's bodyguard.
Just take a look at the fucking comparison if you don't believe me.
But regardless, here you have this Markle ethnically ambiguous broad literally cracking the whip on Prince Harry saying, man, I don't want to go in no castle no more.
I'm tired of this white-ass castle.
I'm going back to Cali.
I want to go back to Cali, Prince Harry.
I want to go back to Cali.
You aren't as good of a webcomic as Penny Arcade, but you are a sponsor of the city.
Who gives a shit?
Who the fuck is Penny Arcade?
Who gives a crap about Penny Arcade?
All right?
Who gives a shit?
Webcomic.
Fuck you, man.
Stop calling me a fucking webcomic, man.
Anyway, I didn't want to dedicate any airtime to this, but I had to say it.
What is this?
Kum Man, fuck off.
All right.
Stop making me say dumb shit like this, dude.
Anyway, I'm just saying this Markle Prince Harry situation just reinforces, in my opinion, certain stereotypes of a particular urban ethnic minority.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm not fucking crippled.
I've told you idiots many a time.
Look, I don't want to get into this with you idiots, all right?
Shove The Pantera Donos Away00:15:41
And by the way, I'm still not drinking.
Believe it or not, I haven't drank in like fucking five to seven, seven days.
Some shit like I haven't drank anything, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm cleaning out the system.
I'm feeling good for Christ's sake.
But every time I do a broadcast and try to attempt to do it in sobriety, it seems to be like a big fucking trouble.
So you know what I've got going here?
You know what I've got going?
I got me a cola, all right?
And I've got to, I got to do sugar or something, dude.
I can't just negate the fact that I used to overindulge in carbohydrates when I used to guzzle down beers for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I got me a coal out here.
I sound like a fucking lame-ass straight-edge fruit bowl, but hey, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
We'll be back on the beer soon enough.
All I'm trying to do is clean out the system a little bit and get rid of some of this beer gut.
All right, so everybody, cheers to everybody who's out there.
And look, I feel great.
Except when I get on the show, I feel great.
Look, it's Skunkler over here.
Listen to this asshole.
You see what I'm saying?
Anyway, look, let's get to this next $20.20 bucker.
Now, I'm not doing any more than these.
Stop donating the $20.20 buckers, please.
All right.
This is Elvis Travis.
Jenova Wolf.
Hey, ghost.
WHAT'S UP DUDE?
...man, just kicking back and enjoying the show while playing some old-school Call of Duty.
There you go, dude.
Black Ops One Zombies Baby.
Not this modern garbage.
I know, man.
Some of these modern games.
Shout outs to you, Keem Scarce, Can's Abuser, and everyone else.
Keem Scarce.
Hey, Jenova Wolf.
Hey, Jenova Wolf, I'm cool with you, dude, but Keem Scares can go suck a cock with it.
I'm sorry.
All right?
I'm cool with you, man.
And I'm down with you playing some old school games.
But, man, Jenova Wolf, fucking Keem Scarece is a piece of crap.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Anyway, look, Elvis Travels requested this $20.20 bucker and said, you call me fat.
Skunkler showed me this video of you.
This Saturday night at 8 p.m., I'm holding a fundraising event for an inner circle slot.
No, you're not.
Okay, no, you're fucking not.
Aussie Fire Sale.
I just received my ghost-branded Onahole and Fishnet vest.
I didn't.
What the hell you're talking about doing video donations.
Otherwise, I'd post the unboxing video and review.
I don't want it All right, everybody.
That's enough.
And I don't like your fucking name.
Aussie Fire Sale.
I don't like your name, dude.
What is it, ST Mike?
Don't worry, Ghost.
All webcomics.
Listen, don't call me a web comic.
Fucking ST Mike, you fucking shithead.
And we rub it in by bringing up that bastard, right?
Let's just go ahead and rub it in and bring up Alex Jones, the guy that's been ripping off Ghost for over 12 to 13 years, for Christ's sake.
Let's just go ahead and rub it into Ghost's face and bring up goddamn Alex Jones while we're at it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, is that what y'all want to hear?
I mean, am I just exerting too much effort and energy?
And all I got to do is just be like, hey, how you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody out there to know that they can get the super male vitality that'll give you the big ass boner and protect you from the super sif that comes from these goddamn reptilian shape-shifting lizard women that are promoting Nambla.
And I mean, what is that what y'all fucking my filters?
My filters!
My filters!
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, let's get to Elvis Travels, please.
What is this?
This is supposed to be a clip of me, and I can already say this is not funny.
Play it for Christ's sake.
This is not me.
Wait a minute, is that Boogie?
Is that Boogie?
Is that Boogie before the fucking ass vacuuming?
Oh my God.
Somebody kicked this guy.
He's in a mosh pit.
Somebody kicked this guy.
Get out of the mosh pit, you fucking fat ass.
Oh, my God.
Is that Boogie?
It looks like fucking Boogie, dude.
What?
Boomers be like, check out my new gaming PC.
You fucking piece of jukebox.
N-wordled.
Boomers be like, ma filters, ma filters.
N-wordled, I don't know where the hell you're coming from, dude, but you better shut your goddamn pie hole, alright?
Now, is this boogie, or what is this?
Oh, my God.
I wove your show because you entertain me because I'm a tard.
What is this, Riley Welch?
Leave Riley Welch swagger alone.
What are you talking about?
Leave him alone.
All right, he's a good fan, and you people are just a bunch of fucking haters that hate on that poor young man.
So just sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes and respect some of these people in this goddamn community.
All right?
He's a good fan.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Ghost fucks feral hogs.
Hey, ghost, first time don't.
Great.
Talk about your feral hog problem, you hog fucking boomer.
There ain't no hog fucking problem, all right?
If you're talking about your mother and her all-you-can-eat buffet, yeah, it's it's smells like rotting fish and old cheese.
But other than that, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Nice face reveal ghost.
That wasn't my fucking face, asshole.
You know, you're a piece of shit, dude.
Whoever the hell this Crippler's dirty wheelchair is, you're a piece of shit, dude.
You're a piece of shit.
And by the way, whoever donated this video, I doubt it's the real Elvis Travers.
But this is not me, okay?
This is obviously some fat fucking loser that has no business being in a damn mosh pit.
All right?
You have no business being in a goddamn mosh pit if you're in a wheelchair, for heaven's sake.
And that isn't me, you dickhead.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, look, I want to talk about serious business.
I want to talk about how the Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
All right?
They just passed some stupid resolution trying to limit the war powers of our president.
Of course, it's non-binding, but this just goes to show you the Democrats care more about Iran than America.
Ghost, I understand Keem Scarce trolls, but it's good to be nice for once, man.
I'll be nice.
Gotta give him credit for his lit profile picture of good O.L. Gordon Freeman and Barney from Half-Life.
Hey, Jenova Wolf, that's your opinion, okay?
But being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every fucking American's god-given right.
If you're tired of ghost and want quality content, then please go to fuck you, serious business fucker.
Infowars.com.
Come on down here and I will tell you the conspiracy theories about the reptilian lizard men that are coming down here and injecting people with the estrogen mimickers and are turning the freaking frogs gay.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real fucking funny.
All right, let's continue going here.
We've got Can's abuser who says this is only audio.
He donated a $20, $20, even though I'm not taking them.
And by the way, take a whiff of this for all you haters.
Take a whiff of that, huh?
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right, here it is.
Here is Canzabuser.
What at what?
Wiley likes to squirts.
He likes to squirts the ponies.
Dude, shut up.
All right, you're a fucking troll.
All right, Cannes Abuser, here's your audio.
Here's your audio.
What is this?
Ah, dude.
You know, you trolls have ruined Pantera for me, dude.
You know that?
You all have ruined Pantera for me, for fuck's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
Why do y'all do this show?
Especially you, Cairns abuser.
What the fuck, man?
But you can't cross the kingdom.
Can't be what your eyes are.
Fucking games abuser.
Can't leave that sky out.
Listen, stop with the Pantera donos.
Seriously, dude.
You've ruined Pantera for me already, all right?
Just stop the shit.
Jesus Christ.
And this is a badass song, by the way.
It's being music, musical blasphemy being implemented.
I mean, are you shitting me?
Hey, look, there's people in the chat room that actually like this garbage.
You like this musical blasphemy?
This is the fruiting up of Pantera, man.
This is the fucking fruiting up of Pantera.
Pantera used to have fucking balls.
You know what I mean?
Until you fucking idiots.
You know, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Look at these idiots.
They like it like a bunch of morons.
Like a bunch of tards!
I mean, what am I supposed to say to this can'ts abuser?
All right.
What am I supposed to say to this fucking musical goddamn blasphemy, man?
Jesus Christ.
What, pettish?
Your fart sounds very loose.
I'm confused because Amy Daly is only five inches.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Amy Daly doesn't have a cock anymore.
What are you talking about?
Amy Daly is one of those trannies that cut it off.
What are you talking about?
All right.
Just, that's enough.
All right.
Let's stop talking about Amy Daly.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen, y'all ruined Pantera for me, man.
Pantera, you know, look, it's still my favorite fucking metal band, but I'm telling you right now, y'all have, I don't even know what to say.
When y'all exposed me the fact that Pantera lent its music for fucking SpongeBob SquarePants and a goddamn anime movie or something, I don't know what to say about that shit, man.
So listen, I would appreciate it if you all would shove the goddamn Pantera donos and, you know, shove them up your clogged up poop shoot because I don't want to fucking hear them anymore, all right?
I don't want to fucking hear them, all right?
And look, listen, this is the last $20, 20 bucker.
Don't donate anymore.
We've got serious business to talk about out here.
The Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
They are anti-American scum.
They care more about a general who has killed Americans.
They care more about a country that hates America than they do about America itself.
And I'm telling you right now, if you're a fucking goddamn Democrat, I'd like for you to do something for me.
And I said this the last show, and I'm going to say it again, all right?
If you're a goddamn Democrat, get up!
Get your fat ass up right now!
Get up!
Stand up!
And I want you to go to your nearest mirror, you anti-American trash.
Go to your nearest mirror right now!
And I want you to look at yourself right between your beady eyes, right between your anti-American beady eyes, and I want you to spit in your face!
Spit in your goddamn face!
Spit in your face!
And that's from me to you, you piece of shit.
Fucking anti-American, fucking Democrat scum.
Where in the hell are you coming from, Democrats?
Where the hell were you when you had George W. Bush sending out troops to Iraq during the invasion of Iraq?
Where the fuck were you?
Oh, that's right.
You were voting for the goddamn war in Iraq.
Fucking plastic face Pelosi out here.
Why isn't this bitch in prison?
Huh?
Why is Nancy plastic face Pelosi in prison now?
Get up.
Is that what you scream at yourself in the mirror every day?
You know what?
Go fuck yourself.
Whoever the hell this Crippler's dirty wheelchair is, you're lucky we're not in a fucking barroom because I'd beat the fucking bee Jesus out of your ass.
Anyway, look, let's just get to this last $20, $20, and let's move on, okay?
This is an audio-only only.
What is this?
Ice Fairy Hoe?
I don't know what the fuck the hell.
That's a stupid name, by the way.
Icy Fairy Hoe.
He donated $20, $20 to listen to this.
So this is audio only.
Shit.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
What is this shit?
I fuck this country.
I fuck the country.
I fuck Ivanka.
You fucking piece of shit, man!
Part of the beauty of me is that...
Fucking thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down this shit.
You fucking sons of bitches, man.
How dare you make fun of my president?
You son of a bitch.
Pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
I'm not going to fuck you.
Well, too bad.
I'm not going to do that, you sick bastard.
Let me tell you something.
You fucking people, you can hate on this president all you want to, but he's going to win 2020.
Hands down.
This is the greatest American president in American history.
And there ain't nothing you can say about it.
What?
What are you talking about?
Hold on.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Hold on.
I got to fucking finish this first, okay?
I got to finish this stupid, dumb, fucking ridiculousness here.
And whoever the hell is Aussie Fire Sale for two bucks, go shove it up your ass.
Wonderful.
Trump is bitch.
No, no.
I'm telling you, you guys are pieces of shit for donating this.
Do not disrespect Donald Trump.
All right?
You can sit here and donate this shit all you want to.
MAGA!
MAGA, bitch!
This is MAGA country!
I'm really smart.
Motherfuckers, damn right.
Trump 2020 all day.
Trump 2020 all day, bitch.
Nobody wants to shit, great, great, great wall.
Jesus Christ.
Damn.
Shit.
All right, I refuse to let you all do this to my president.
China.
And notice this was made in 2016, baby.
This was before the Trump economy.
How you living in the Trump economy, baby?
More jobs and people looking for jobs.
Trump 2020, bitch.
Nobody wants to get America great again.
Damn right.
Bernie Sanders Campaign Idiots00:11:28
I would follow this man into hell.
All right, I've had about enough of this stupid, ridiculous, dumb fucking attempt at trying to disrespect my president.
Iowa, pussy, damn, Mexico.
Great shit.
Nobody wants to believe me.
That's enough.
What?
What is it?
Who the hell is this?
Anonymous.
Actually, it's not MAGA anymore.
Yeah, I know.
It's CAG.
I know.
Keep America Great.
I get it.
But I like MAGA.
All right.
Fucking MAGA.
MAGA on your fucking ass.
All right.
It's MAGA.
MAGA.
That's what you fucking Aussie get for shooting at us during the Emu war.
Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
Ah, dude, don't tell me.
The EMU war.
That's fucking embarrassing.
The EMU war, that's embarrassing.
Bernie 2020.
Bernie 2020.
Look, I'm going to make a prediction right now, folks, okay?
I'm going to make a prediction.
And it may be macabre, but I have some inside information.
And you know, listen, listen, hold on, what?
What was the thing you always told people to come down to Texas and say it to your face again?
I remember you always told people, come down to talk against the Texas martyrs.
I'm returning to Texas this episode, so I have to make sure I say it to your face.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that'd be, yeah, that's pretty fucking, that'll be the day.
All right, that'll be the fucking day, Kans Abuser, all right?
I know that you're a Mexican variant, but we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here in San Antonio that are a lot more tougher than you are there, Ombre.
All right.
All right, now look, I'm making a prediction right now, okay?
Now, I've got some inside information.
Look, what the fuck, feral ghost?
I'm trying to move down these feral ghosts in my machine gun-mounted blackhawk chopper.
Add it, What the fuck is wrong with you trolls, dude?
At it, add Shut up!
At it, add Shut the fuck up, man.
At it, add it, add it, add it, add it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Look, I'm trying to make a prediction here.
What is this? I love...
God, fuck off, asshole.
I love war.
Stupid idiot.
Now, listen.
Now, the Democratic Party does not want Bernie Sanders to be their candidate, okay?
Now, I personally believe that one of three things are going to happen to Bernie Sanders, okay?
Well, actually, let's just say one of two things.
He is not going to be the nominee, even if he's the nominee.
Remember, I said this the last time in 2015.
Remember that?
2015, 2016, March, April.
Go take a look at those archives.
March and April of 2016, I told everybody that Bernie Sanders will not be the nominee, even if he is the nominee.
And that came to flourition.
Now, I personally believe that Bernie is going to miraculously have some kind of an episode that is going to eliminate him out of the election completely.
Now, I don't know what that is.
That could be a medical episode.
That could be, you know, something.
I don't know what it is.
Come down to our Castle Bravo Smoke House for the Atomic Bikini Atoll special or try ourselves.
Who the fuck cares?
All right, great.
All right, great.
All right, that's fucking great.
All right, whatever.
But regardless, he is not going to be the nominee.
And at the very worst case, Bernie is able to make it to the Democratic Convention.
He's not going to be the nominee.
They're going to broker the convention.
Okay.
They're going to broker the convention and they are going to eliminate Bernie one way or another, folks.
Okay.
Now, the reason I'm saying this is because the Democrats are desperate to find a candidate outside of this ultra-left fucking wing that seems to be dominating the Democrat Party.
He's going to, well, dude, listen, Hannah, nope.
The man just had a heart attack.
Okay.
The man just had a heart attack and he's like 78 years old.
Okay.
So it's not out of the question that he potentially something could happen to Bernie.
And I'm willing to put my money on the fact that something's going to happen to him.
Okay.
Now, if he's able to make it all the way to the Democratic Convention, I don't believe that the Democratic Convention is going to give him the nomination.
I think that there's going to be a brokered convention.
And I think all of you people that have been Democrat, because for whatever reason, orange man bad, I hate Trump, Trump derangement syndrome, whatever, you're going to find yourself in a very precarious situation and realizing that this goddamn side that you people sold your soul for, the Democrat side, is fucking corrupt.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheels.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fuck this person, too.
All right.
Fuck this person, whoever the hell donates under this fucking name.
Death to communism, death to feminism, and death.
No, we're not promoting anything like that.
Listen, I'm just telling you, folks, Bernie Sanders, I don't believe is going to make it.
I think that he is not going to make it.
I know he's number one right now.
Come down to our smokehouse for the Burnt Juice special and our action.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Oshuit's smokehouse.
Dude, don't be anti-Semitic on this broadcast, you piece of trash.
All right?
But I guarantee it, folks, you all that donated all this money to Bernie Sanders' campaign, you guys are fucking idiots.
I want you all to know that each and every one of you that think Bernie's going to win, that are pro-Bernie, that donated to Bernie, you idiots don't know shit from Shinola when it comes to politics.
I mean, if you did, you would have, and I'm talking to all the delegates that were at the damn Democratic Convention in 2016, you would have taken the chair and taken over the convention and forced the Democratic Party to make Bernie the nominee.
That didn't happen.
You fucking moron Bernie bros didn't know shit about the rules when it came down to the Democratic Convention.
And what did they do?
They kindly escorted your dumb fucking wannabe political asses out of the goddamn convention and robbed Bernie of the goddamn nomination.
And what do you fucking dumbasses do?
You fucking believe the same fucking game from the same fucking characters and the same fucking people involved.
I mean, this is how stupid you people are, for Christ's sake, man.
They are not going to let Bernie Sanders be the nominee.
I don't care.
I'd bet money on it because there's no way in hell Bernie's going to win the fucking, there's no way he's going to win the fucking country.
All right.
Bernie Sanders only resonates in shithole liberal big cities because most people living in a liberal shithole big city are probably homeless.
They're probably making it barely paycheck to paycheck because they're fucking stupid.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I hate to say this, but man, 80% of the world lives on less than $2 a day.
And you've got people in this country pissing and moaning, talking about, I'm Poe in America.
I'm Poe in America.
They're fat in the ass.
They got cellulite dripping off their fucking ears.
I'm Poe in America.
Meanwhile, we've got fucking 80% of the world living on less than $2 a day.
What a bunch of fucking ungrateful pieces of shit.
That's why, folks, I've always said it.
I've always said it.
My ass bleeds for the Poe in America.
Okay.
Oh, oh, that's right.
I fucking said my ass bleeds for the Po in America.
And if you think that's a shocking statement, if you think that's cruel, I challenge each and every one of you to go to your impoverished part of town.
Okay.
Go to your impoverished part of town and go to your grocery store in that impoverished part of town.
And I'd like for each and every one of you to count how many fat fucks are waddling around the so-called impoverished part of town.
I challenge you.
I challenge all of you, for Christ's sake.
I'm going to sit over here and feel sorry for somebody that's supposedly Poe in America.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
All right.
And these are these Bernie bros.
And you know who these Bernie bros are?
They're fucking idiot millennials.
Most of them.
Let's just be honest.
They're idiot millennials that are so stupid and had their head so far shoved up their ass, they made so many bad decisions that they can't crawl out of the hole that they dug for themselves.
And they're living off their fucking mother's check.
All right.
They're living in their mother's fucking basement.
And that's just what it is.
I mean, it's sad.
You know, it's sad that you folks, and look, let's be honest with you.
I'm going to be honest with you, millennials and you Gen Zers, okay?
It's sad that you folks got stricken with a horrible college deficit and fuck that fucking crotch rocket asshole.
Sorry, I got crotch rocket fuckers that come through my neighborhood because I live in a secluded area and shit.
But anyway, as I'm stating here, you folks need to recognize that all the bad stuff that happened, it's because of you.
You decided to write your name on the dotted line and put yourself into $30,000, $50,000, $70,000 into student loan debt before you even got a fucking job.
Before you got even a fucking goddamn job for Christ's sake, man.
And I find it ironic that the majority of the folks that are out here voting for Bernie Sanders fall under this category.
They fall under this category.
It's not fair.
I have to pay on my goddamn student loan for 25 years.
You know who you need to blame for that, you dumb shit?
Barack Obama and the Democrats that you fucking people are ass kissing, you dumb shit.
Do you understand that prior to Barack Obama, you could just throw your goddamn college debt on a bankruptcy and never have to pay for it again?
That's what your shithead professors did, all right?
That's what your shithead professors did.
But no, you fucking mindless millennials are so fucking stupid.
And look, you want to know what a poster child for the millennials are?
Ocasio-Cortez.
All right?
That Puerto Rican fucking fish and chips eating bimbo, Ocasio-Cortez, is the epitome of the millennial generation.
You fucking millennials think you can you can run everything, you can control everything, you can manage everything, but you don't know shit.
You don't know fucking shit from Shinola.
And Ocasio-Cortez is a perfect example of that, for Christ's sake.
Why Democrats Are Stupid00:12:15
All right?
This bitch is like, no, I want social justice and I want this and I want that.
And then when you put a microphone in her fucking face and ask her to articulate her grievances, to articulate her policies, this bitch is pure word salad.
Pure word salad, just like every fucking buddy under the age of 40 at this fucking point in time in America.
So listen, I'm sorry.
I don't give a shit about the poor in America, all right?
You fucking people need to pull up, pull your fucking self up off your fucking bootstraps and start recognizing to do shit for yourself.
We are better than you, boomer.
Oh, well, hey, if that puts you to sleep at night, all right, Hannah Nope.
All right, if that puts you to sleep at night, for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm just saying, folks, all right?
You fucking people that are down with the Democrats, that are down with any of these leftist pieces of anti-American scum, you hate your country.
You hate your fucking country.
I mean, just take a look at some of these internet so-called personalities out here.
Once Trump assassinated that idiot fucking general from Iran, Soleimani, look at fat ass waste of fucking human life pile of human protoplasm, wings of redemption.
On his fucking stupid little stream where he does nothing but eat fast food and play stupid fucking Call of Duty or whatever, rainbow, whatever the fuck he's playing, this asshole had the audacity to sit here and say, man, you know, there ain't nothing noble about serving in no war.
I mean, I'm a fat loser piece of fucking garbage that made a lot of money back when I was gaming, but I gave it away to some stupid slut bags that had children because I'm a little lonely between my legs, just like I am now.
That's why I bought this fucking stupid stray feral cat that I'm allergic to now.
Fuck you, wings of redemption, you fat fucking shithead.
All right?
I hope you fucking die of a heart attack on your goddamn stream, you fucking piece of garbage.
Sitting here trying to suggest that there is no, nothing noble about being in the military, nothing noble about fighting for your country, you fat fucking piece of loaf of shit.
You wouldn't be able to be you anywhere else, Wings of Redemption, you fat fuck.
Jesus Christ, man.
If I saw this fat piece of shit, I would stuff a goddamn fucking tomato in his ass and roll him down his goddamn football field.
He's a piece of shit, all right?
How dare you talk that way about the military?
You know that there's people out there dying right now, Wings of Redemption, so your fat fucking ass can do absolutely nothing but just sit there and play video games like a fat fuck.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm sick and tired of hearing people talking garbage.
Another one, this fucking dark side Phil asshole.
This dark side Phil asshole did the same shit.
Trying to say, yeah, you know, I'm dark side Phil and I don't know if I'm going to be able to, you know, beat down with being drafted.
And I, you know, fuck you.
All right?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid loser game playing ass.
This country accorded you the right to do that, dark side Phil and fucking wings of redemption.
The only way that fat fucking pieces of shit losers like you could make a living fucking playing video games is because you're in America, you shithead.
You're in fucking America.
So you respect that, you fucking scumbags.
I'm glad these motherfuckers don't live anywhere near me because I'd give them a fucking slap.
I'm not even joking around.
Talking garbage about our troops.
Talking garbage about people that are out there fighting so that these fat asses can sit there and continue to play video games.
Fuck you, dark side Phil.
Fuck you, Wings of Redemption.
I hope you both die of cancer of the cock.
Fucking losers.
I'm sorry.
It had to be said.
I'm sorry.
But let me tell you something.
I told you on the last broadcast.
Didn't I tell y'all on the last broadcast that there wasn't going to be any World War III?
That Iran was launching nothing but the equivalent of Chinese bottle rockets at United States bases in Iraq.
There was no American casualties.
And that's why right after Iran did that cosmetic, and remember I said it on the last broadcast that it was a cosmetic save face hit.
Right after they did that, they came out and said, okay, that is it.
We are not going to do this anymore.
This is the retaliation.
That is it.
We are not doing anymore.
That is it.
Because Iran is scared shitless.
And the reason Iran is scared shitless is because we got Trump in power, boy.
Other than to rich pigs' pocketbooks, what actual danger does Iran pose to America?
Zoomers are aware of the money.
Hey, asshole, do you even know the history of the fucking Iranian fucking government, you fucking idiot?
Hey, ham demon.
Do you even recognize and remember how the fucking Iranian revolution came to power?
You fucking shithead.
They took over our embassy in Iran.
They took over American military barracks in Iran.
And that's how they were able to take over the country in 1979, you fucking shithead.
All right?
And by the way, ham demon, you're probably some fat fucking loser like fucking Wings of Redemption who thinks that the world revolves around the four walls if you play your video games in.
Yeah, all right, go fuck off, all right?
Ghost cost the bushfire.
Go fuck off.
That's all I'm saying.
You people need to recognize that this is America and this is the land of the free, the home of the brave.
This is a government made for the people and by the people.
But by God, if the people are a bunch of fucking ignorant shitheads, this is the kind of crap that you have, folks.
This is the kind of crap you have.
I am Uncle Bernie.
Can we get some donations for the Pet Mexicans media show?
Oh, Jesus Christ, pet Mexican.
Come on.
I was told that you haven't been drinking ghost.
So here's a video to get your.
Yeah, I'm not drinking, asshole.
Okay, I'm not drinking.
I'm sober.
I'm stone sober, boy.
And listen, there was a resolution that was approved today in the House of Representatives, of course, dominated by Democrats, that is trying to limit the war powers of Donald Trump.
If only you saw how people in the military are really like, if you think I'm bad, imagine how the others are.
You know what, Tawee?
If you're a part of the military, you're fucking in the closet, you fucking fruit bowl.
You're praising Allah, and you got a fruity name like Patrick, for Christ's sake, huh?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hi, Patrick.
Are you going to go out there and do your 72 virgin obligation and do an a la snack bar?
The fuck out of here, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Get the fuck out of here.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, these fucking Democrats voted to try to limit the war powers of our president.
And this just goes to show you that the Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
They care more about a terrorist general who has killed more Americans than any living terrorist that's out there today.
And this Democrat Party is out here mourning this son of a bitch.
Did you see on CNN?
They tried to, or excuse me, I'm sorry, it was the New York Times.
The New York Times tried to compare this General Solomoni to Martin Luther King.
Oh, Martin Luther King.
I mean, did you hear Chris Matthews kiss the ass of this ridiculous fucking general?
I cannot believe that we've got these sick, demented, anti-American pieces of shit scum in the lamestream mainstream media.
And that's why I keep telling each and every one of you, if you listen to the talking heads to gather your news and information, you're an intellectually lazy prick.
All right.
And you've got nobody to blame for your goddamn ignorance except your fruity, howdy-duty, dumb fucking self.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I hope that this penetrates some of the fucking people that are listening's heads.
I hope this sparks some goddamn fucking synapses out here.
Because I'm telling you right now, if you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
Why don't you get the fuck out of my country, you Democrats?
You hate Trump so much.
You hate the prosperity that's going on out here.
The growth in blue-collar jobs, the rise in wages, the lowering in unemployment.
I mean, fucking America's respected again.
I mean, look at fucking Iran.
They bowed down.
They made sure not to kill any fucking Americans in that cosmetic strike that they had because they're scared shitless.
If you hate all this, then get the fuck out of my country, Democrats.
All right, why don't you go to Venezuela since you all think that socialism works so well, you fucking sorry sacks of shit.
Huh?
Why don't you go out to North Korea if you all think that communism works so where you stupid, sorry, sacks of shit?
I'm telling you.
All right.
Go to Liberia if you want to go help somebody who's really Poe in this world.
Huh?
Go whack off the tribal nudity.
Get the fuck out of my face.
I'm tired of you Democrats, man.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking Democrats.
And I'm telling you right now, how the fucking you sleep at night?
I have no idea.
But it goes to show you that all that fluoride that has calcified your goddamn pineal gland has made you all soulless.
Has made you all soulless for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, by the way, and watch.
Yeah, fuck America and fuck the U.S. military.
Russians are the real warriors of Russians.
Yeah, right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Russians are the lowest form of human evolution still in existence today.
And that goes below some of the folks in Africa.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you fucking Russians are the people that brought in serfdom.
Serfdom.
I mean, that's below slavery.
At least when you're a slave, you are housed, you're clothed, and you're fed.
In serfdom, you're below that shit.
You fucking mouth-breathing, cockeyed vodka-drinking pieces of fucking low-grade evolution shit.
Fucking hate Russians, dude.
I'm sorry.
I don't like Russians.
I think Russians are pieces of shit.
I'm sorry.
If you're a fucking Russian, I'm sorry.
You know, that's your fucking problem.
But I think you're throwbacks in evolution.
I'm sorry.
All right, what is it?
Ain't gay if it's underway.
It ain't queer when you're tied to the pier.
Nice, try stolen valor sellout.
All right, whatever fucking TOEI, all right?
Eat my dick up to you hiccup, you stupid son of a bitch, all right?
Make me fucking sick for Christ's sake.
Anyway, like I said, I don't like Russians, all right?
I don't like Russians one bit, all right?
They're a throwback in evolution, folks.
They're the people who brought in fucking goddamn serfdom.
And if you don't know what serfdom is, why don't you look it up and take a look at how they lived, huh?
And these fucking Russians, you know, under serfdom, I mean, they started serfdom during what, Ivan the Terrible?
And when the fuck did Ivan the Terrible fucking reign, like in the 1200s?
Jesus Christ.
Okay, liberal.
Shut up, liberal.
This is true liberal radio.
Fuck off.
All right, this isn't liberal radio.
All right.
This is this is Trump radio, baby.
You understand?
Russia And American Interests00:13:23
Trump 2020.
Keep America great.
And America is great, for Christ's sake, folks.
I mean, take a look at what's going on in today.
Every ethnic minority group in this country is at the lowest unemployment rate in history.
In history.
We've got the lowest unemployment rate generally in the past fucking 60 years.
There are more jobs available today in America than there are people looking for jobs.
So this idea that Trump is this bad guy, you people don't know shit from Shinola.
And that's why I'm telling you, you Democrats care more about Iran than you do about America.
If you'd cared this much about Iran, where the fuck were you during the 2009 uprising that I was a part of?
That I helped guide out there via POW talk.
Where the fuck were you?
Fucking Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi and all you fucking Democrats?
Where the fuck were you?
In 2009, when the people of Iran were uprising against the goddamn Ayatollah, where the fuck were you?
You just played it on deaf ears.
Not even the mainstream, lamestream media covered it for Christ's sake.
But what happened?
What happened?
When it came to the Arab Spring, when it came to overthrowing Mubarak in Egypt, when it came to overthrowing Gaddafi in Libya, it was all right, right?
Huh?
It was okay.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi was okay with it.
The Democrats were okay with it.
Everybody was okay with it, right?
Now you've got Trump, all right, assassinating a fucking general because of an imminent threat.
And now, all of a sudden, the Democrats are talking about, oh, well, we need to know.
You're in your abandoned military bases in Syria after Trump pushed out and based Putin took control like a real leader.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Instead of being a fat piece of shit golfing in Trump resorts.
Give me a break.
We have no business in Syria, dude.
All right.
Let fucking Russia deal with Syria, okay?
Syria is a fucking hellhole at this point.
And there is no reason to continue on in that particular region.
Let Russia deal with Turkey.
Let Russia deal with all these other fucking people that are trying to take over that shitbag part of the fucking world.
All right?
The hell are you talking about?
Who gives a shit about Syria at this point, man?
Bashar al-Assad is lucky to be alive.
Who gives a shit about Syria?
All right.
I'm talking about America's interest out here.
And by the way, the only reason that we were bogged down in Syria is because of Barack Obama.
I mean, lest we forget.
I mean, the reason we were bogged down in Syria is because of shitty ass Barack Obama.
Remember that red line in the sand that he didn't do shit about?
This is why we're here with Iran, folks, because Barack Obama pussified Iran.
He paid Iran.
He tried to pay a ransom to Iran.
I mean, lest we forget, $160 billion was given to Iran because of this fucking ridiculous, stupid Iranian nuke deal.
$1.5 billion of it was given to him in cash.
Was flown into the country in cash.
Now, why would the Barack Obama administration do this?
Why are so many people that are close to the Barack Obama administration tied to Iran?
I mean, lest we forget Valerie Jarrett, who was the national security advisor to Barack Obama, she was born in Iran.
So I'm telling you, folks, the Democrats care more about Iran than America.
We had no business in Iran, either.
They killed the hostages decades ago as a reaction to a CIA-backed government.
Oh, she- CIA-backed government, my ass.
...and stop making problems for ourselves.
You idiot.
I mean, you don't understand, you fucking moron.
We're pot committed at this point.
Where the fuck were you when George W. Bush decided to go to the Iraq war?
Where the fuck were you when we were out there in the Iraq war conducting all kinds of operations and spending trillions of dollars?
We're pot committed if we use poker analogies here.
We're pot committed.
We have 8 trillion of our $23 trillion in national debt geared towards this goddamn Middle Eastern bunch of shit.
And look, somebody in the chat room, why are you blaming us?
Because this is a country made for the people and by the people, you fucking nick wit.
And when you're an ignorant piece of shit like you that doesn't know shit from Shinola except what's the latest fucking update on the fucking latest video game, this is where we get to this situation, you fucking idiot.
This is what was thrown on the lap of our president, President Donald Trump, you fucking morons.
Jesus Christ, these people make me fucking sick.
Yeah, oh yeah, you're gonna tease me with a beer, huh?
It ain't working.
It ain't working.
I'm stone sober, boy.
I'm stone sober, and I'm showing you anal object aficionados what a real man is supposed to be like out here, all right?
Fucking pussies.
I'm telling you, I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of all you goddamn stupid young fucking know-nothing idiots.
I'm tired of you pieces of shit.
All right, boys, time to invest in Ghostler's militia.
Be sure to stock up on your rations of canned ham bones and soy boy beer.
Soy boy beer.
Fuck off, asshole, all right?
You know what?
You trolls can talk all the shit you want, all right?
But I told you, I told you this.
I told you that there wasn't going to be no World War III.
There wasn't going to be no goddamn draft, but I think there should be.
I think there should be a goddamn draft because that's the only thing that's going to change the utter pussy whipped incel generation that we've got going in our current America.
And I'm not drinking beer, asshole.
All right, so shove those beer emojis right up your penis hole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this, Red Eyes Black Dragon?
Where were you?
You supported George W at the time.
I supported George W. Bush at the time because America was safe, asshole.
And according to our intelligence agencies, Saddam Hussein was supposed to have weapons of mass destruction.
Supposedly, he was manufacturing yellow cake and all that other bullshit.
Even goddamn John Kerry said that.
All right?
So give me a fucking break.
All right?
Give me a goddamn fucking break.
And let's be honest, all right?
The United States gave Saddam Hussein weapons of mass destruction, lest we forget that we backed up Iraq back in the 80s during the Iran-Iraq war.
You see, this is the problem, okay?
We gave Saddam Hussein Ricin and anthrax.
And what did Saddam Hussein do?
His brother or whatever uncle or whatever his fucking family relation is to Saddam, Chemical Ali, you can fucking research that asshole.
Chemical Ali decided to utilize those weapons that were given to him by America and dispense them on the Kurds.
Okay?
So this idea that, you know, there was no weapons of mass destruction, there were.
I'd like to know what happened to all those fucking barrels of Ricin and mustard gas and anthrax that we gave to Saddam Hussein.
So anyway, the bottom line is, folks, you guys talk all kinds of garbage.
You talk all kinds of garbage, but you don't know shit from Shinola when it comes to international relations.
And as I stated, the international community is an anarchic environment.
It's total anarchy throughout the whole world.
All right.
And the only thing that you can do as a nation state when planning out your international relations is to plan out the ability to sustain your current position or grow your current position.
And that's the bottom line, folks.
I mean, that's international relations.
I know many of you want to subscribe to the stupid fucking idea of Ron and Rand Paul that all you got to do is just bring everybody back and the world will figure itself out.
That's not how it works.
All right.
If the United States doesn't have a presence in certain areas of the world, a potential World War III could eventually become reality.
Okay?
That's what we did back in the old days in World War I and World War II.
The United States were isolationists.
We didn't care about what was going on over there in Europe.
We didn't care about what was going on over there in the international community.
And as a result, World War I and World War II engulfed.
So this idea that we are just supposed to tuck tail and run is a fucking ridiculous idea.
And Edgy Bra, I'm not saying that we're supposed to be the world's police.
I'm not saying that at all either.
Unfortunately, the foreign policy of progressing the influence of America turned into a different policy once George W. Bush came into office and Clinton, actually, when Bill Clinton came into office.
It went from America first to globalism.
All right.
And all you got to do is take a look at what Clinton and Bush did and Barack Obama, see all their policies and take a look at how fast globalism almost became a goddamn reality.
All right.
Now that we've got a president that is America first, now all of a sudden people are starting to respect America because the sleeping dragon has awoken and we're not going to sit by and allow the international community to use us as a means to bring into their fucking globalist idea.
And I'm glad Donald Trump is in office because he told the United Nations to go fuck itself and cut funding to the United Nations, which is a globalist edifice.
All right.
He told the goddamn globalists to go piss themselves when it came to this Paris Climate Accord, which we fucking funded, by the way.
All right.
We funded this stupid Paris Climate Accord and we were going to get the shaft because of it.
All right.
And what else did Trump do?
He went to NATO and waved his finger in the faces of those NATO alliance and said, you better pay your fair share.
You better pay your fair share.
I mean, Trump is the most American president I have ever seen.
And that's why it's kind of hard for you folks to comprehend what the hell is happening.
All right.
I mean, it's kind of hard for you all to understand this.
And folks, the reason that I ran, we're going after Iran, because Iran keeps fucking with us, lest we forget that Iran has a bunch of terrorist satellites throughout the Middle East.
Okay?
And they used those terrorist satellites in an attempt to try to take over our embassy this past new year.
All right?
They raided our embassy and almost took it over in Baghdad.
Beer mug, beer, mugs, beer, mug, beer.
You fucking fuck you, all right?
You see, you guys, you know, I'm fucking shooting pearls at your asses here.
You know, I'm shooting pearls at your asses, and this is the fucking kind of garbage that I got to fucking take.
Because let me tell you, if you're not down with America, then get the fuck out of America.
If you're not down with Trump country, then get the fuck out of our country.
All right?
We had to put up, especially a businessman like me had to put up with that disgusting Obama for eight fucking years while he destroyed this country.
Do y'all remember the Obama years?
If y'all remember those Obama Christmases, it doesn't compare to the Trump Christmases now, does it?
And why is that?
Because Barack Obama tried to rearrange the economy to force most people to be dependent on the government.
That's why during the Obama administration, there were more people on welfare in the entitlement system than any other time in American history.
There were more bureaucrats.
There were more bureaucrat jobs, government jobs, and there were private sector jobs during the Obama administration.
And he did this on purpose.
And that's why I'm telling all you millennial shitheads.
He's the one that signed in the law.
Remember, this was not only Barack Obama at the executive branch.
The Democrats had control of the Congress completely.
The House and the Senate.
They were the ones.
Listen To These Anti-Semitic Fucks00:12:27
Of course.
Any suggestions for volunteering in your free time?
Sorry for off-topic.
No, that's actually a pretty good subject.
Yes, I think that you should put volunteers.
I got a job as a librarian, but it only lasted half an hour.
Books about women's rights shouldn't go in the sci-fi fantasy section.
Yeah, okay, great, Tui.
Real fucking funny asshole.
But I actually absolutely believe so.
If you do some volunteer work, you should put it down on your resume, depending on what kind of job you're going after.
All right?
And what is this?
63.
All right.
Look, y'all are talking about that plane crash.
63 Kuk Hanuks in Iran.
By the way, we were the first ones, as it happened, to not only announce the plane crash of that 737 that went down in Tyran, but we also were the first ones to say that it was Iran's own fucking rocket that brought it down.
Do y'all remember that, folks?
That happened this past Tuesday.
We were the first ones to fucking report that it was one of Iran's stupid fucking rockets that put it down.
And I'm glad that Tyran is looking like a fucking idiot.
All right, because, you know, it shows that it's got substandard military equipment.
All right.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
And by the way, how come Iran, if it isn't their missiles that shot down the 737, then why is it that they won't give the black boxes in the 737 to the international community?
Or make them public?
They don't even have to give it away.
Just make it public.
Because they know their stupid two-bit Chinese bottle rockets that they were launching at United States bases in Iraq were the ones that caused the goddamn 737 to go down in flames.
And they don't want to admit that because then they would admit that their fucking military sucks a cock with it.
All right?
And by the way, I think we saw the video of the missile actually hitting.
So once again, this is where you need to get your news and information from, folks, is the internet, is from credible sources on the internet.
And as a matter of fact, on the internet, you can fact check anything that you have heard from at least 30 or 40 different sources at this point in time.
So that's all I'm simply stating, man.
And you folks need to recognize that the talking heads on the media are not people that are delivering you news.
These people, and look, if you take a look in the backgrounds of some of these people, you'll find out that they all are affiliated with the CIA.
Like Anderson Cooper, take a look at his, take a look at his past.
All right?
We should be allies with Iran and enemies with Israel.
Israel has done nothing for America, and an alliance with Iran is far more beneficial for the U.S. in the long run.
What exactly has Israel ever done for us?
Israel is our greatest ally.
What are you talking about?
Israel is our greatest ally.
It is a democracy in the Middle East.
It is the only place in the Middle East that has some level of civility for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, I can't believe you anti-Semitic bastards out here are saying all this stuff.
For Christ's sake.
And what is this?
People are saying in the chat room, Jew confirmed.
Jew confirmed.
What are you talking about?
Burnt maple bacon in Iran.
All right, listen.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
There were some Ukrainians that died.
There were some Canadians that died in that 737 crash.
We get it.
All right.
I called a suicide hotline in Iran.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Ah, Tawe.
Come on, dude.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Come on, man.
I mean, why are you even going there?
All right.
And by the way, I'm not Jewish, okay?
And you know what?
So what if I was a Jew?
So what?
What's so wrong about being Jewish, you anti-Semitic pricks?
What if I was Jewish?
Jesus Christ, man.
You fucking racist.
Where's my cola?
I got to drink some cola for Christ's sake.
After you anti-Semitic people are, oh my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And look, me magician, I'd unsub.
I'd unsub.
Are you kidding me?
You've been listening to me for years.
And you'd unsub because I'm Jewish for Christ's sake.
I mean, what if I'm a pork-eating Jew?
What if I'm a pork-eating Jew?
Is that make a difference?
Huh?
I'll chomp on some bacon.
I'll eat a ham sandwich.
Does that make a fucking difference?
Probably not.
Look, I'd unsub too.
I would unsub.
You fucking sick fucking anti-Semitic bastards.
You sick anti-Semitic fucking bastard.
I can't believe this.
Look at that.
We would unsubscribe.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Because I was a Jew?
You would unsubscribe?
Are you shitting me?
Why is that shit?
Why?
Why?
You would unsub if I was Jewish.
That is fucked up, dude.
All right.
All right.
Y'all guys have pissed me off.
All right.
I mean, y'all are pro-Democrat.
You hate America.
Even though each and every one of you fat jelly ass neckbeard incels take advantage of our freedoms, take advantage of our rights.
I can't believe you fucking people.
I'm not joking.
You know what?
Where's my weed?
All right.
I'm not drinking beer, but I'm not going to sit here.
Job to only I lost it because I put Martin Luther King jr's books in the horror section.
She can you shut up Who the hell is this?
15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Go shoving up your ass.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I can't do this goddamn show sober.
Thomas Berg Albenstein, dude.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
And fuck all you people in the chat room saying that you're going to unsub because I'm Jewish.
Jesus Christ.
Like I said, what if I'm one of them pork eating Jews for Christ's sake?
Where's my fucking bag of weed here?
Huh?
Hey, you ever seen a Jew smoke weed before?
Huh?
How about that?
Huh?
You ever seen a Jew on weed?
Huh?
What is this?
Well, think about it.
We're allies with a dictatorship in Turkey.
What's the difference with them and Iran?
Israel murders innocent Palestinians every single day.
Listen, listen.
First of all, Turkey is a part of NATO, okay?
First and foremost, okay?
I mean, they were so down with Western civilization before Erdogan that they were almost going to be a part of the European Union.
So come on, D-Ray.
That's a big difference than this fucking sick, radical, goddamn Islamic bullshit that is down, that is the government of Iran that took it over in 1979.
Do you all remember how it was taken over?
In my opinion, this is all theater for now.
In November 2019, Iran announced they found a new field with 53 billion barrels worth of oil found.
We all know how this song goes.
It's not about oil, Edgy Bra, dude.
We're in an oil renaissance here in America.
I mean, we're producing more oil than Saudi Arabia right now in America.
So, I mean, that's a moot point as far as I'm concerned.
And by the way, whoever the hell just donated $2 unsub Alhib's gang, fuck you, you fucking racist shithead.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe you people are this fucking racist, man.
You know, I can't believe you people are this fucking racist.
Where's my nug?
All right, I'm getting me a nug out here.
All right, listen to this.
Listen to this.
Let me take some of this off this nug.
Oh, yeah.
Now, folks, for you folks that are listening in, I am not drinking.
And the reason I'm not drinking, folks, is because I'm trying to clean out out here.
I'm trying to clean out.
Not to say that I'm not going to drink at some point, but I'm just not going to drink every goddamn day like I've been doing ever since the Obama administration.
And the whole reason I started drinking every day during the Obama administration is because Obama made fucking life fucking suck.
I mean, I had to be an unbelievable capitalist during the Obama administration.
And what is this, Goisler?
Why are you even bothering to give up beer if you're drinking soda?
Soda is way worse.
No, it's not.
What are you talking about, man?
Fucking Warren Buffett still drinks fucking like 10 cokes a day.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Low carb doesn't work.
It only fucks over your immune system.
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Goisler?
You don't know shit from Shinola for Christ's sake.
Jew pot, is your pot kosher?
Dude, shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
All right?
And by the way, I'll drink whatever I want to drink.
All right.
It is what it is.
That's the beautiful part about freedom, okay?
I don't have some fucking know-it-all shithead like you telling me what I can or can't drink, what or can or can't do.
I make that decision upon myself.
And that's the beautiful part about America.
That's the beautiful part about America.
Black worm, I can't be racist.
I'm black, unsubbed to this Jewish Hiram Abif wannabe boomer.
Hiram Abif.
Go fuck that.
All jokes aside, if you're actually Jewish, I'd be done watching forever.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Listen to these anti-Semitic fucks.
Listen to these anti-Semitic fucks and stop fucking donating me beer emojis, you asshole.
I'm not going to drink beer.
I have self-control now, all right?
I'm in control.
I'm in control of my mind.
I'm in control of my soul.
I don't need any goddamn drink right now.
And I'm as sober, as stone sober as you can get.
I'm more sober than a goddamn nun's poonanny.
So come and get some.
Let me take a smoke here first, folks.
Let me take a couple of smokes so I can get my bearings straight since I have to deal with you goddamn troll terrorists out here.
Let me just take a fucking smoke, all right?
And stop being anti-Semitic and stop spamming the fucking beer emojis, man.
It's pissing me off.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this.
All right, you just sit there and you just fucking listen.
You shut up, or I'm tired of you fucking trolls.
Give me some smoke.
God damn it, I gotta clean the screen, man.
It's fucked up.
God damn it.
I gotta clean the fucking screen, man.
I'm in the middle of.
I'm in the middle of a fucking show.
I'm in the middle of a fucking show, man.
Oh, shit.
I need a tissue.
Dude, give me a tissue, man.
Buy a bong.
What am I?
Fucking 15 for fuck's sake?
Buy a bong?
The fuck out of here.
Give me a tissue.
Excuse me, folks.
I'm sorry.
Every time I take a hit of the tetrahydrocannabinol, for whatever reason, the mucus just starts coming out of the damn orifices, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Hot beverage, teacup, hot beverage, teacup, hot beverage, teacup.
Whoever the hell donated this, hello, your autism is showing.
I mean, what is it with you autists in this like repetitive shit, man?
What is up with that crap?
Hot beverage, teacup, hot beverage, teacup, hot beaver.
Hot Beverage Teacup Point00:13:03
Hot beverage, teacup, All right, we get the fucking point.
Shut it up.
Hot beverage, teacup, hot beverage.
Shut up.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this Jewish kazoo nose.
Is that what y'all think, huh?
Yeah, well, then keep me away from your cocaine if you think that my nose is so big, you son of a bitch.
What is this?
I can attest to the power of the Trump economy.
Oh, yeah.
Damn right.
I've never made so much money making fake IDs hard.
Yeah, fuck the five.
I should have known the peso capitalist.
I should have fucking known better than fucking agreeing with this asshole.
That's bullshit.
You dumb fucking.
Are you fucking joking?
Hey, asshole.
Goistler.
Once diabetics, people that are diabetic, eliminate sugar and carbs from their diet, they can literally reverse the effects of diabetes and potentially cure themselves because what causes diabetes is an overabundance of sugar and carbs,
which unfortunately, thanks to Michelle Obama redesigning the goddamn food pyramid, is the foundation of American meals now, you dumb shithead.
Good God, who is this moron?
Who is this Goistler idiot for Christ's sake?
Give me a break.
Good God.
Maybe next time you decide to drink, freeze out with a moonshine slushy.
No.
Available only at the New York Times.
Moonshine slushy, dude.
Look, I like getting a little, you know, I like getting a little toasty.
I like getting a little drunken stupor going on.
I ain't no fucking only use me blade here, okay?
I ain't no only use me blade fucking drunkard kind of I ain't that shit, all right?
Pissing myself and showing my ass crack and I ain't that shit.
And by the way, I was talking about type 2 diabetes, all right?
If you got type 1 diabetes, it's because it's genetic and it's unfortunate.
And I feel sorry for you folks with type 1 because it's not your fault.
You're kind of genetically induced into that shit.
But for type 2 diabetes, you should fucking cut.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around.
You cut sugar out of your diet.
You cut carbs out of your diet.
And watch the reversal of everything that has caused diabetes or the diabetes side effects.
Watch it all go away.
I'm just saying.
I'm just, I don't know what Goistler's talking about.
Fucking now, carbs are a foundation.
Carbs are not a foundation for anything.
Your body does not need carbs, okay?
Johnny had 35.8.
Does Johnny have now?
Diabetes.
Nine-tail Nate.
Are you serious?
You fucking donated a Fiverr for that.
Johnny had 35 cookies.
He ate 27.
What does Johnny have now?
Diabetes?
Or diabetes?
Right?
Diabetes.
Diabetes.
A little bit of diabetes.
And by the way, I also want to, I would like to remind folks, you should also supplement your body with some kind of vitamin supplement.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
Come to our diner in the Twin Towers.
We have fresh food and some music.
Come on with these macabre trolls, dude.
Oh, God.
All right.
Come on with these macabre trolls, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, nine-tail Nate, I said it for you anyway.
We get it.
All right, folks.
Look, I'm going to take a couple more hits here.
And it's obvious.
I'm trying to tell you folks that Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
Just take a look at the actions of these stupid anti-American scum.
And that's why I tell each and every one of you, if you're a Democrat, get the fuck out of here right now.
All right?
If you are a Democrat or a leftist, get the fuck out of here right now.
And what is this?
Fox Cloud 23.
Is diabetes how you ended up in a wheelchair?
You fucking idiot.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, you want to see something?
What is this, Mr. Boy?
Ghost, how is your wife?
Have you talked to her about Applebee's incident?
I told you about last time.
You better.
Yeah, go fuck off, Mr. Boy.
I go fuck you.
All right.
Americans just have shit genes.
Oh, is that it?
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, go fuck off, asshole.
All right, go fuck off.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
Oh, wait.
I had to drop the bomb to her.
Was she animated?
Oh, oh, oh, I get it.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
And by the way, look, I don't mean to get off the subject here.
I don't really listen to modern-day pop music or modern-day music, but I try to keep up with it to a certain extent, right?
Who the fuck is Lizzo?
Who the fuck is this fat, ginormous, disgusting, fucking greasy, fat fucking hambone?
And where the fuck did she come from?
Whose daughter is this?
Who in the?
I'm not even joking.
Nobody listens to this fat bitch.
All right.
I mean, I've taken a look at her videos on YouTube.
I mean, she's barely breaking like 10 million hits.
Who the fuck is this fat fuck?
All right.
I mean, I'm not joking around.
Who the fuck is this fat, disgusting Lizzo?
Look, if y'all don't know who it is, let me go ahead and find some.
Let me find you who the fuck this bitch is for Christ's sake.
Because I'm tired of watching her.
I'm tired of looking at her.
Okay.
She's a fat, disgusting blob.
And it's just inappropriate, man.
It's inappropriate.
I'm sorry.
I don't like this.
And then she sucks.
She doesn't even sing well.
I mean, you would think that this bitch was like fucking Adele or something.
She sucks.
Here, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Look, this is Lizzo, folks.
Here it is.
There's Lizzo right there.
This fat, disgusting, obnoxious.
I'm fat, but I'm beautiful, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
You know what I be saying?
I'm fat and I'm beautiful, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
Miss and Mr. Boy, Ghost, you're driving me fucking crazy.
You need to buy Applebees and turn it into a sex club for you and your cronies to whack off.
Yeah, all right.
Dude, who?
Oh, and you can play some Rizzo there while you're at it.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
Look, I'm serious, man.
Who is this bitch?
And why in the fuck are they pushing her on the media too much?
I mean, I'm not even joking.
Look, here she is.
Look at that.
Huh?
There's Lizzo.
And she's like, I'm proud of my fat ass.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm proud of my fat ass.
You're going to have to sit there.
You're going to have to like it, baby.
Look at that.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I mean, what the fuck is that?
Thank you.
Protein and green leafy vegetables are the way to go for a healthy diabetes-free life.
and fats like butter and get in touch with some lean cuts of meat and some turnip greens or lettuce and have no diabetes thank you Yeah, that's actually pretty good advice, even though you're a fucking troll, but that's pretty good advice.
Anyway, can somebody explain this?
How can this woman be some like hot pop star?
Look at this.
This is her puss.
This is her gun.
I mean, what is this?
Blackworm.
Blackworm said she's half Swedish, so go figure.
She's half Swedish.
I almost threw up when I saw that fucking huge house.
Look, listen, I'm not.
I don't think she has talent.
I don't think that she's sexy.
So why in the fuck is she being fucking thrown in my face in every goddamn media outlet out there?
I mean, look at this gun.
I mean, do people find this sexy now?
Where you got to kind of go in through a search party to find this woman's hole so you can potentially stick.
Never mind.
All right.
But who is this person?
And where in the hell?
Look at this broad.
She's like, yeah, I'm sexy, bitch.
Look at me, man.
You know you love this.
Look at this.
You love this.
It looked like a fat loaf of bread trying to come out of my fucking clothes.
You love this, baby.
Who is this bitch?
Who is this bitch, dude?
I don't know who this is, but she's got to stop.
All right.
She has got to stop.
This is not a healthy way.
Look at the gunt on this broad.
Look at the gun on this broad, dude.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
I had to ask.
Do any of y'all know who this bitch is?
Is she like Barry Gordy's granddaughter or something?
I mean, is she like Puff Daddy's love child or some shit?
Who is this bitch?
Because I'm telling you right now, this bitch has been in every goddamn media outlet out there, and I'm tired of watching her, and I'm tired of listening to her, and I'm tired of seeing it.
Whose daughter is this?
She's a disgusting, despicable Moo cow, and I can smell her from over here.
Fucking bacon, bad period, old rotting cheese.
I mean, that's what it smells like.
I guarantee goddamn T it.
Sorry, I had to ask because I'm tired of looking at this broad.
I don't know who this is.
Just like I didn't know who Billy Aleashed was until you idiots brought her to my attention.
This is a 17-year-old fucking scuffed little Zan.
And you mean to tell me that this isn't some manufacturer, little girl?
I mean, give me a break.
Like, she produced the fucking beats and shit.
went and got food took a shit and jerked off and this neocumer is still going on about peter schumer get the fuck out of here midget spinner i nobody asked you all right but as i say to billy elicia's a 17 year old fucking girl who looks like a scuff little zan and what i don't understand who is promoting this little girl i know she didn't produce that beat that that's her hit song and shit I mean, so who is this?
Who's promoting this?
Who's manufacturing this shit?
All right.
I mean, give me a goddamn break with this stupid dumb broad, man.
And you know what I'm noticing about women in Western civilization?
They're starting to put a point of emphasis of ugliness being beautiful.
You know, women nowadays are trying to be the most ugliest they can, thinking that that's supposed to be attractive.
Like fucking Lena Dunham.
Although Lena Dunham lost weight all of a sudden.
She was like, I'm tired of just staying at home on a Saturday night with a gallon of bluebell.
All right.
I want to go out.
I want to get fucked.
So she lost weight.
But like Amy Schumer and all this shit.
I mean, ugly women.
Lizzo, my music is amazing, ghost, you drunk fat ham.
Yeah, fuck off.
I'm not joking around, man.
I just don't understand how this modern day pop music and how these pop fucking characters are coming out to be so popular.
And by the way, women, you know, they're dying their hair now.
Every fucking woman that's under 30 is dying their hair.
Why is this?
They're dying it pink.
It's purple.
It's blue.
You know, they're fucking chopping it off like butchy.
You know, they got a butchy hair dude.
I mean, they're not wearing makeup.
You know, they're getting fat.
You know, they're trying to fucking, you know, they're getting their gut on.
You know what I mean?
They're fucking letting the pimples fucking ooze off their face off of pot.
I mean, why are women doing this?
I mean, seriously, women, give me a fucking break.
Why are you doing this, man?
You know what I think it is?
And I'm going to be honest with you.
You know what I think it is?
I think it's the birth control pills.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not even joking around.
These new birth control pills that have been manufactured within the past 15 to 20 years, I think that this is a contributing factor on why women are so fucking erratic at this point.
Because birth control, folks, actually fucks with hormone levels within the body of the female.
And, you know, once you either are on them or off of them, I mean, I'm sure that discombobulates the hormonal activity.
And as a result, you know, you're doing weird shit.
Jeffrey Epstein And Birth Control00:16:02
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's all there is to it.
I mean, it's just my opinion.
I'm sorry.
There's no need to get a tinfoil hat on.
But is anybody wondering why there's this epidemic?
There's a huge epidemic, by the way, folks, of women that are having heart attacks and strokes before they're 35 years old.
I mean, if there was true investigative work on why these women are, you know, having heart attacks and strokes before 35, I'm telling you, it's the goddamn birth control.
But of course, you got to wait for the FDA and all that shit to validate that.
And that ain't going to happen until there's enough people dying, you know?
So anyway, and by the way, also, folks, I also want to say that for all you got, you know what?
Never mind.
I'm not going to go there.
Because then you guys are going to say that I'm a fucking piece of shit like you usually do.
And so I'm not going there.
I'm not going to go there for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, folks, please, let me at least get some validation in the chat room, okay?
Please press one if you understand that Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
Press one in the chat if you believe that Democrats care more about Iran than they do about America.
And press two if you're anti-American scum.
There it is.
Look at it.
Press two if you're anti-American scum.
Look at that shit.
Look at all the anti-American scum we've got going on here in this country, taking advantage of our freedoms.
We all have to tighten our belts.
Some around their belly, others around their neck.
Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
What?
Well, what is this?
Kills the neocon.
What?
Let's see just how much you care about American lives at the Constitution.
Oh, jeez, every word speaks as true.
Look no further than the reporting done by Whitney Webb.
Start at 6 o'clock.
All right.
You donated a $30 bill for it.
I'll go ahead and do it.
But I don't know what the hell you're talking about there, boy.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but let's go ahead and see what this guy's talking about.
We're going to start it at 600.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Oh, this guy.
This guy saying that this is a Talmudic war.
This guy here.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
This guy's a little bit of a whack job.
Just I keep thinking of your rendition of Last Christmas in your voice.
Also, dialysis, Go shove it up, your ass, man.
Dialysis, All right, all right.
Shut up.
Dialysis, dialysis.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking mudkip.
All right, play this.
This is for this kills the neocon.
Go ahead and play it.
Who is willing to shut down accounts of organizations he does not like?
Well, welcome to Bolshevik Zionist America.
PayPal, shut down the accounts of True News and Bless an Orphan for one reason.
I refuse to stop talking about the Israeli Mossad's blackmail operation.
Come on.
Fake billionaire Jeffrey Epstein.
The success of Jeffrey Epstein's blackmail operation explodes.
Dude, listen, hold on, hold on.
I agree with this, to be honest with you.
Listen, I am not going to negate that Jeffrey Epstein's operation, at least from our investigation in the inner circle, points towards Mossad operation.
Okay?
Now, I want to reiterate something first.
We all spy on ourselves.
America spies on the UK.
The UK spies on America.
We spy on Israel.
Israel spies on us.
And to be completely frank with you, I think that Jeffrey Epstein had a pretty good influence because they, you know, he pandered to getting all these influential people with underaged girls.
And wait a minute.
Hold on.
Olive Yakslov.
Hey, ghosts.
Glad to see you streaming.
And off the booze, man, figured you needed some positivity to boost today because all the troll bastards always remember you're winning.
I agree with Crippler.
Popular music of the early third millennium is just abysmal, and I don't care for either Lizzo or Billy Eilis.
No shit.
I greatly prefer binaric chanting for the greater glory of our Omniscia.
But they're still Magos, Iran, Hambonius, or you fucking check.
All right, shut up.
All right, I'm trying to talk here.
What is this?
Text-to-speech vibrator.
It didn't work.
Oh, it didn't work.
Anyway, look, I agree with this guy on this regard, okay?
But that's just the way the world works.
We all spy on each other.
Okay?
We all spy on each other.
And we all trying to gain influence on one another.
That's why I keep telling you guys.
These folks that claim to be our allies, they're our allies on face value to the population.
But when it comes to the true anarchic world of the international community, that's not how it works.
So anyway, let me play the rest of this dumb shit here.
Secretly seize control of America over the past 30 years.
Tens of thousands of influential American men, politicians, generals, governors, celebrities, entertainers, news editors, scientists, were lured to Epstein's Mossad-owned mansions to have sex with teen girls who were recruited by Gislyn Maxwell, daughter of Israeli spy Robert Maxwell.
I mean, listen, pause this.
This is something that we have not.
We've gone over this.
I mean, I remember I tried to go over this and you idiots were just being a bunch of troll terrorists and a bunch of morons.
I've already went over all this stuff.
Okay?
And that's why I told each and every one of you guys, especially before Epstein got killed, that he was going to get killed.
I said there's no way Epstein survives considering that he knows where the bodies are buried.
And that's why nothing is going to happen to Epstein or with this Epstein investigation.
All right.
Nothing's going to happen to the people that patronize his underage sex parties.
Nothing is going to happen.
All right.
Because if it does, it'll probably collapse the institutions of fucking government, of industry, of education, etc.
So I'm just saying, this is the way the world works.
Oh, dude, come on.
Give me a fucking break.
Here, let's play a little bit more of this freak show here.
John Ludwig Hyman Benjamin Hulk.
What?
Here at Columbine High School, we have a very neat library, nice cafeteria, and a shooting range hosted by Eric Harris.
Dude, listen, stop being macabre, dude.
Seriously, stop being macabre.
Columbine High School.
And what now?
You talked over the part about how Lizzo and Billy Eilish are both better than Pantezi.
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
All right, continue.
Is thousands of American soldiers have died and tens of thousands maimed fighting endless wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, and other countries on behalf of Zionist Israel.
Furthermore, America's public debt increased by trillions of dollars financing these wars for Israel.
When American citizens comprehend the depth and the scope of the Epstein child sex blackmail operation, they will finally find the answer to the question that has plagued millions of Americans for decades.
What is the mysterious invisible power that controls America against the wishes and desires of the American people?
No matter who wins our elections, nothing changes in America.
No matter how many petitions we sign, Washington ignores our demands.
What is this invisible power?
Look no farther than the Jeffrey Epstein child sex blackmail operation.
A tiny population in another country that stole at gunpoint the land of Palestinians has stolen America's sovereignty and independence by entrapping America's leaders in immoral and illegal sexual activity with children and then blackmailing them.
America's politicians, government agency officials, federal law enforcement agents, federal judges, intelligence officers, corporate executives, newspaper editors, television news anchormen, Hollywood actors, popular singers and musicians, scientists, and many more.
Pause this, pause it.
This is not anything that we haven't seen or heard.
True news is better than ghosts, whatever, asshole.
We've all said this.
I've said this many times.
I mean, it is what it is, folks.
Nothing's going to come out of this because Epstein has been eliminated and he's the only one that could have sang and actually given us the information of what we all know to be true.
He knows where the bodies are buried.
He knew who was the ones that were partaking in sexual relations with young girls.
And I told you he wasn't going to survive and he didn't.
He didn't.
All right.
He did not.
And of course, we all know that this is a Mossad operation.
Okay?
We all know this.
But the question is, okay, we know it's a Mossad operation.
How are all these people able to be blackmailed just because they could put a naked 15-year-old girl in front of their face?
I mean, what does that say about the people that are running this country?
What does that say about the people that were on the Lolita Express?
What does that say about these people?
These are our so-called elites.
And just like this guy, this cookster here is saying, these people are scientists.
They're politicians.
I mean, they're business folks.
What does that say about them?
Stephen Hawking do one-liners because he can't do stand-up.
And speaking of Stephen Hawking, even he was at Jeffrey Epstein's Island, believe it or not.
So that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, okay, Epstein did run this operation.
Epstein did lure these people into precarious blackmail situations.
But what does that say about the people that were able to just succumb to this sick crap?
I mean, wake up to that, folks.
Wake up to that.
We're ensnared by Epstein's lure to have sex with vulnerable 14-year-old girls who were recruited by Jislyn Maxwell, daughter of an Israeli spy.
America, I've got news for you.
You've been conquered.
The Israelis used the sexual lust of American men to take over this nation.
They have so much power in America now that the Zionists are shutting down the free speech rights of anybody who dares to expose their crimes against humanity.
For the first time since the American Revolution, the right of free speech is being denied to Americans who criticize the Israeli takeover of the USA.
Slyly, the Israelis are using anti-Semitism as the cover to silence anybody who speaks out against them.
That's why the U.S. State Department is now saying that criticism of Israel is anti-Semitism.
Well, PayPal is not the only financial services company to punish true news in recent days.
Bloomerang, our former donor management software supplier, also abruptly canceled our contract.
Bloomerang's CEO admitted in a conference call with me that his company was pressured by Spree, a company that tokenizes online transactions to be processed by credit card gateways.
I mean, they were pressured to immediately sever Bloomerang's relationship with True News.
Now, Spreadley invoked a clause in its contract with Bloomerang that said it could compel Bloomerang to stop doing business with any third party that is objectionable to Spreedley.
Do you see how this mafia-like intimidation is working to silence free speech in America?
They are furious that I continue to talk about Jeffrey Epstein's child sexuality.
All right, that's about enough of this.
Okay, first of all, they're not doing that because you're talking about Jeffrey Epstein.
They're doing that because you're a bigot, okay?
And you're trying to suggest that Israel has this undaunting control of every aspect of American life, which is the biggest bunch of shit I've ever heard in my life.
As I stated, folks, I mean, we could talk about Jeffrey Epstein, and let's just for a minute understand that I do agree that there was a mossad operation utilizing Epstein to compromise many powerful people in the United States.
But what about the Podestas?
My first high school football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Dude, Toue, what's your fucking problem for Christ's sake, dude?
Anyway, what about the Podestas?
You know, what about, folks, this is unfortunately going on in America today.
And I know some of you in the chat room were saying that, well, Trump went to the fucking Epstein Island.
No, he did not.
You're a fucking liar, okay?
All right, you're a part of the fake news media.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
Trump was one of the first people to fucking kick Epstein out of his hotels because of the bullshit that he was trying to do.
Reminder that Oswald Mosley did nothing.
Rule Britannia.
Also, if you're American, you're a dirty mutt made of various European countries' genes.
Your Mutt Genetics ghost have put you in a wheelchair wheelchair symbol.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
All right, fuck off.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Hey, what is this, boy?
Mr. Boyd, ghost, listen to your fuck, listening to your fucking politics, like watching a pig fuck itself.
You know what?
Fuck you.
If you don't like it, fuck off.
Get Out Of Here For Christ Sake00:06:31
The problem I'm trying to tell you, folks, is that how did the people that rule us, how did Washington, D.C. and all these people, how did they get to the point where they could be compromised with a 14-year-old girl?
I mean, how could they even put themselves in that predicament?
What kind of elites, what kind of elites do we have in this country when they can do this for Christ's sake, man?
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I'm not even joking around for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm not even... I mean, I'm not joking.
You...
Do you think that this is not uncommon?
Have y'all, y'all remember the Franklin incident?
For Christ's sake, folks?
Y'all remember the Franklin incident?
I bet most of y'all have never heard of the Franklin incident unless you're very familiar with our disgusting government's goddamn, I don't know what it is with with many of our government and young people.
I'm not even joking around.
Does anybody in here know about the Franklin incident dude?
I mean because I know that there's many of you that probably don't.
Okay, that probably don't, But I think that you all need to recognize what happened in Franklin, all right?
And I'm not even joking around.
And I guess we could go into this.
I mean, we could go into this, but I just think that we shouldn't because many of you folks, many of you folks just probably, you know, you probably don't even fucking need to.
Hold on, let me take a look at the room.
Look at that.
Franklin the turtle.
Look at these fucking idiots.
Look at this.
Franklin the turtle.
Look at the, I'm asking about Franklin incident.
They're talking about fucking Franklin the turtle.
Jesus Christ.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through the school zones.
Dude, you're a sick fuck, Toue.
Don't fucking don't donate to me like that ever again, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, don't fucking ever, don't fucking do that again.
You fucking sick bastard.
I'll fucking turn you into your local vice squad.
You fucking piece of crap.
All right.
And what is this?
Frank a doodle, dude.
What the hell is this?
Hey, ghost.
What is this?
Have fun breaking your resolution.
P.S. Beer Mug, beer mug.
I'm not going to fucking go fuck off.
All right.
All right, but let me show y'all something here, okay?
Let me show y'all something.
Let me see if I can find something here.
Unless YouTube is taking it down for Christ's sake.
All right, let me see here.
They used to have some pretty good documentaries about the Franklin incident.
Anyway, look, it's probably a two-hour long documentary.
We'll fucking watch it another time.
But the Franklin, Nebraska incident in which the political class within Franklin, Nebraska, from every level from municipal to state to national government, was involved in a pedophile child molestation ring.
And all you got to do is just look up Franklin Child Prostitution Ring.
It's right here.
Actually, it's right here on, I can't believe this is on Wikipedia.
The Franklin Child Prostitution Ring allegations began in June 1988, Omaha, Nebraska, and attracted significant public and political interest in the late 1990s when separate state and federal grand juries concluded that the allegations were unfounded.
I don't know.
I think that they need to take the testimony of the two boys that were able to testify against these people, but they just, these two boys, they just, they're nothing.
It's hearsay.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
It's hearsay.
All right.
I mean, this is not uncommon for our politicians.
As a matter of fact, folks, we had our first gay politician in Congress named Barney Frank.
All right.
Y'all remember Barney Frank out of Boston?
Hi, I'm Bonnie Frank here, and I just want to tell all you see on Bonnie Frank.
Well, Barney Frank, believe it or not, back in the 80s, actually ran a male prostitution ring out of his Washington, D.C. apartment, and nothing happened.
Why?
Because he was a Democrat.
All right, here, let's go ahead and put this.
Look, put the PC shot on.
All right, New York Times right fucking here, for Christ's sake.
Here, put the PC shot on.
Representative Frank acknowledges hiring male prostitute as a personal aide.
That's just the part of the story, okay?
This personal aide who was his male prostitute, which Frank was banging, actually ran a gay male prostitution ring out of Barney Frank's apartment.
And nothing ever happened to Barney fucking Frank.
All right?
Nothing ever happened to Barney fucking Frank, even though he admitted that, yes, I ran a gay male prostitution ring, etc.
So I'm just trying to tell each and every one of you folks that these are our leaders here.
These are the people that are out here conducting foreign and domestic policy.
These people out here, for whatever reason, conduct themselves in very sexual, deviant, and illegal activity.
So, you know, I mean, I don't know what to tell you people.
This is our fucking government, dude.
John Podesta, come down to Comet Pizza.
We know about Comet Pizza, you idiot, where we have a special VIP section in our basement, discreet exit to avoid peering eyes.
And don't forget to ask our staff for our special walnut sauce.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen, that's all I got to say to this.
What is this?
Billy Alic, ghost, I have spoken to your grandmother.
She talked to me from the grave.
She told me you were lying.
She starved your neighbors when you guys left over food and they were in fact.
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop talking about my granny.
John Podesta At Comet Pizza00:14:53
All right?
Stop talking about my granny.
But folks, I mean, I know that you guys are against what we're talking about, Jeffrey Epstein, the Podestas, Comet Pizza, the Franklin incident, Barney Frank and his prostitution ring.
Remember the DC Madam?
Remember when I released the DC Madams list back in 2016?
And the reason I released the DC Madams list is because she got killed.
She got murdered, suicided.
So I fucking released it.
Anyway, Barney Frank at Ram Ranch.
All right, look, you guys, you know, you guys don't know shit from Shinola.
All right, let's move on.
All right, let me go and cover some goddamn markets and then we'll get to some radio graffiti, folks.
Now, what did I tell you all about the markets?
I told y'all that this Iran little stupid strike with Chinese bottle rockets was going to be a blip on the stock market.
And that's exactly what's happened because folks, I'm telling you, aside from the economic productivity that we're having in America today, you've got to add the two major deals, the major trade deals that are being signed.
The USMCA deal, which is the new trade deal between Mexico, Canada, and the United States, it's going to bring in all sorts of money that wasn't used to being circulated around these parts.
All right.
We're going to sign the phase one deal with China, for Christ's sake.
$50 billion in agrarian products.
And I'm telling you all right now, folks, okay?
When that phase one deal with China is signed, watch all the commodities go up the ass.
Watch everything in the goddamn grocery store go up in price.
All right.
Mark my words.
I mean, just imagine, just imagine this, okay?
China was only buying $17 billion worth of agrarian and livestock products and commodities.
They're going to put that up to $50 billion a year.
$50 billion a year.
So anybody who's a farmer right now, once that damn phase one deal is signed, there's going to be a lot, a lot of money going into farming.
I'm telling you that, and that's just from China.
That's just from China.
Anyway, folks, let's continue.
The Dow Jones Industrial is up.
As a matter of fact, all-time high once again.
It is up 211.81 points, a percentage increase of 0.74%.
Closing out the Dow at 28,956.90 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
And like I said, folks, minus some major conflict, minus something major happening on a like grand scale, like natural disaster, I see nothing but plus side earnings and nothing but plus side gains when it comes to the equities markets in the near short term.
I mean, like I said, folks, aside from the regular growing economy, we've got goddamn China, the USMCA deal.
And by the way, the president.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarten.
All right, Tui.
You're a fucking sick asshole, you sick son of a bitch.
Now, like I said, folks, the president today in his latest speech out there in Toledo, Ohio, he said that there was another deal signed in South Korea.
And South Korea is going to send an extra 40 billion out here.
So, folks, I mean, there's going to be major, major money to be made out here in America.
And that's why it's the economy stupid, okay?
Unless you want to go back to the entitlement-ridden shithole of Obama, it's Trump 2020, baby.
All right.
Anyway, S ⁇ P 500 is up 21.65 points, a percentage increase of 0.67%, closing out the S ⁇ P at 3,274.70 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
And good God, take a look at the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is up 74.18 points, a percentage increase of 0.81%, closing out the NASDAQ at 9,203.43 points for the NASDAQ composite, boys.
Anyway, let's get to some commodities.
As I was stating to each and every one of you, watch these commodities go up the roof once the damn deal is signed with Phase 1 China.
All right.
And by the way, you're going to be paying more at the grocery store because China's committing $50 billion in buying commodities and livestock.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's get to energy.
Now, of course, once we started hearing about the hit that happened in air bases in Iraq that belong to America from Iran, when Iran launched the Chinese bottle rockets at United States interest, we saw a major increase in oil.
But I said, hey, wait a minute.
Okay.
I don't think that this is going to be that bad.
Because lest we forget, folks, Saudi Arabia is still a producer.
The producers are all still in play.
Free delivery.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Shut up, Toueni.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Markets equals smoke break time.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm fucking shooting pearls at your ass out here, man.
Have some appreciation.
Can we have some radio graffiti now?
Suspicious tumbleweed.
That ain't the real suspicious tumbleweed.
Get out of here.
Anyway, as I was stating before I got rudely interrupted up in here, okay, the bottom line is, is that I knew that we were going to eventually come down on energy because we're having an energy renaissance in America.
All right.
I mean, we are pumping more oil out of America than Saudi Arabia is.
I mean, can y'all believe that shit?
So we're somewhat energy independent.
If anything happens to any of the producers of oil, I think that we could be able to suffice ourselves.
And hence the market has adapted appropriately, folks.
WTI sweet crude is down today 20 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.34%.
Current price for WTI sweet crude is $59.36 per barrel of WTI sweet crude, folks.
$59.
That's it, baby.
Fuck off.
Hey, if you don't like it, fuck you.
All right.
These are for the people that appreciate my show for the financial insight.
Anyway, we got Brent crude, folks.
Brent crude is down 22 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.34%.
Current price for Brent crude is $65.15 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline is up 0.04%.
Natural gas is down 0.14%.
And heating oil is down 0.19%.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Now, we saw a little bit of folks that got a little apprehensive, got a little scared during the bottle rockets that were being launched by Iran.
And that's why you saw a little bit of an increase in gold.
Now, folks, I am a buyer in gold, long-term buyer.
I think at some point this dramatic increase that we're seeing in the market is going to finally come to a header.
When that is, I have no idea because we are in uncharted territory.
What's going on in the equities market is unprecedented.
Okay, typically, since the existence of the stock market, every 10 years we have a major contraction or a recession.
And this is the first 10-year decade since the last recession that we haven't had one.
So this is uncharted territory.
So that's why at these prices, in my view, I am a buyer of gold and silver, specifically silver, because I think that silver has more of the yield of profits that you can get for a lower amount of investment than gold, in my opinion.
But both are just as good.
So let's take a look at gold.
Gold is down.
People are coming to their senses.
It is down $6.50.
A percentage decrease of 0.42%.
Closing out gold at $1,547.80 per troy ounce of gold.
Let's go ahead and get to silver.
Silver is also down 5 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.28%.
Closing out silver at $17.89 per troy ounce of silver.
We've got copper.
It is up modestly.
It is up 0.05%.
Z-ZZ end it bitchler.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Fuck off.
End it, bitchler.
Anyway, we've got platinum.
It is down today, 0.20%.
Let's get to the agricultural commodities, shall we?
Grains.
Corn is up 0.33%.
Wheat is up 0.53%.
Oats is up 0.25%.
Rough rice is down 0.19%.
Soybean is up 0.21%.
Soybean oil is up 0.14%.
And canola is down 0.10%, folks.
Let's get to Cocoa or the softs, I should say.
But let's get to Cocoa.
The base for chocolate, it is up 2.12%.
And I'm sure, baby, we're getting close to Valentine's Day.
Right?
Ghost, by now the price of slaves is down.
Fuck you, jellyfish, whoever the fuck you are, dude.
Just go shove it up your ass.
All right, coffee.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me, okay?
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, okay?
Don't talk to me.
Shut up, you hipster fruit.
Anyway, coffee is down.
What?
What?
Fucking Tae?
My friend told me he had a sister.
I asked if she was hot and he said she was 8.
That wasn't my question.
What the fuck does that mean dude?
The most boring shit ever?
Well, fuck you, asshole.
Get out of here.
If you think this is the most boring shit ever, then get the fuck out.
Nobody's asking you to sit here and listen to this.
I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of morons here.
So if you don't like it, fuck you.
Anyway, coffee is down 1.51%, you ungrateful pricks.
Sugar!
Sugar is up 1.78%.
Orange juice is down 1.97%.
Cotton is down 0.06%.
And lumber is down 1.63%.
Rubber is down.
Looks like you people ain't fucking using prophylactics.
Rubber is down 0.45%.
Ethanol is down 0.07%.
Hipster ghost, I need more coffee.
I don't drink coffee, asshole.
I don't drink coffee, all right?
I'm naturally energized, for Christ's sake.
I fucking got fucking energy running through my veins, man.
I'm a machine.
Anyway, livestock.
Let's get to livestock.
Live cattle.
Live cattle is up 0.30%.
Cattle feeder is up a modest 0.02%.
All right.
And by the way, lean hog is down 2.90% for lean hog, baby.
All right.
What is this?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Do you know how to tit fuck a four-year-old?
Break her shoulder.
Dude, who the fuck?
Hold on.
I got a.
Who the fuck just donated that?
Who the fuck just donated?
I'm sorry.
I'll pause the show here for a second.
I got to know who the fuck just donated that sick shit.
Who the fuck just donated that?
You're a sick fuck.
All right.
Whoever the fuck you are, you're a sick fucking asshole.
How dare you?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
For Christ's sake, we're not condoning any of that sick garbage around here.
Fucking Jeffrey Epstein, you fucking moron.
I'm definitely reporting this.
I'm reporting.
Get this fucking idiot out of here.
I'm reporting this asshole for Christ's sake.
That's disgusting.
You're a fucking disgusting piece of shit for even kidding around about something like that.
For Christ's sake.
I was going to go over cryptocurrency, but look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Look at the most boringest shit ever.
You're making me listen to this shit.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
If you don't like it, fuck you.
If you don't like it, fuck you.
The reason why you have so much energy is because of those pills you take.
I don't take any fucking pills.
What are you talking about?
Fucking I don't take any fucking pills.
What are you fucking talking about?
Fucking naturally energized, you son of a bitch.
Trying to fucking spread fucking slanderous lies about me that I'm taking pills.
I'm naturally energized for Christ's sake.
So sit there and shut up.
Anyway, look, I'm not going to talk too much about cryptocurrency.
All I'm going to say is, did you notice that increase once we started seeing bottle rockets, Chinese bottle rockets being sent from Iran to United States interest in Iraq?
Did you notice that?
I'm just saying, folks.
I'm just saying anyway, folks.
Look, where are we at here?
I mean, should we look?
I don't even know where I should be going here.
I don't know what direction I'm going here.
All right.
Look, we're going to get to radio graffiti here in about 10 minutes.
All right.
But I've got to take a break here.
I've got to do me because I don't drink anymore, folks.
So all this fucking shit that you're winding me up about, for Christ's sake, it sticks with me and it pisses me off.
That's why I'm fucking pissed off.
People are in the chat room like, man, fucking ghost really sounds pissed off today.
I'm pissed off because I'm sober and I'm sober and I gotta take this stupid shit from you people.
You fucking goddamn used condom sucking rusty trombone playing pieces of shit.
Ricky Gervais Sick Bastard00:07:03
What Starbucks?
Ghost, we all know you're nothing without your coffee, so cut your lying bullshit.
You're in our shop five times a week, dude.
Are you fucking joking me?
I would never go into a goddamn Starbucks.
All right.
If I was gonna drink coffee, I would drink the good stuff, okay?
Folger's crystals.
I wouldn't be going to no shitty ass Starbucks.
What are you talking about?
I'd be getting fucking Folger's crystals.
All right.
Anyway, let me get some more smoke here, folks.
All right.
Let me get a more smoke here.
What is it, Tae?
Muslims commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins.
Oh, Christ.
I just go to the local primary school.
Hey, Taweed, dude.
Sir, listen to me, man.
You are a fucking sick bastard.
I'm going to block you from fucking you keep doing it.
I'm blocking you from fucking donating, you sick asshole.
Jokes at the Golden Globes.
Look, let me explain to you.
Okay, Ricky Gervais, okay?
He slapped the fucking Hollywood people around a little bit.
Big fucking deal.
In the end, that's his shtick.
Hey, you know, I'm a pompous ass fucking limey.
And you know what I'm going to do?
Even though I'm a little fat in the ass, I'm going to go sit here and I'm going to talk garbage about you.
Yes, he's still a leftist piece of trash, okay?
Ricky Gervais is still a leftist piece of trash, and he hates Trump.
So fucking Ricky Gervais could take it in the ass as far as I'm concerned.
I fucking hate Jicky.
Anybody who is anti-Trump, you're fucking dead in my book.
I don't even want to acknowledge you.
I don't even want anything to do with you.
Do you understand that?
Donald Trump is the greatest American president in American history.
This man is the modern-day George Washington.
He sacrificed his life, sacrificed his business, his family, his legacy, so that he could give the power of the American government back to the people.
And I thank God every day that Donald Trump is in office for Christ's sake.
I'd follow that man into hell.
I'm not even joking around.
Anyway, looks just enough.
Enough of Ricky Gervais.
Great.
He made those fucking dumbass stupid fucking Hollywood deadbeats sweat a little.
Who cares?
All right.
Who gives a shit?
He's still a leftist piece of fat trash.
Fuck you, Ricky Gervais.
All right.
Fuck you.
Give me my smoke.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
Stop calling me a boomer.
I'm going to fucking whoop.
I'm going to implement chat room martial law on your fucking ass.
Fucking pissing me off.
Let me get a fucking smoke.
I buy that for a dollar.
Oh, here's Billy F. You Folger's crystal manga.
Fuck you, man.
Hold on, I'm holding the smoke in.
I'm letting you hit the brain.
Ghost, what do you think about the fake news happening on Twitter about Trump doing Adderall?
Fake news, dude.
What are you talking about?
Fake fucking news.
All right.
I mean, that's the fucking Trump on Adderall is faker than goddamn the pussy on goddamn what the fuck's that guy's name that changed his fucking Greg Luganis?
Mark Spitz, what was his name?
Forgot his fucking name already, for Christ's sake.
Jenner, that's who I'm sorry.
Caitlin Jenner, sorry.
I mean, I'm sorry.
There's too many fruits out here.
They're hard to keep up with, for Christ's sake, man.
All right, it's a faker.
All right, look, listen, just let me listen.
Just leave me alone, okay?
Just leave me alone.
Let me just do me here for a second, and then I'll fucking come back to the show here.
All right, just fucking just calm down, all right?
Trump is not doing Adderall.
It's fake fucking news.
It's Trump derangement syndrome.
It's these anti-American Democrats that care more about Iran than they do about this country.
They care more about illegal immigrants than they do about American citizens.
All right.
And for anybody who's a fucking Democrat at this point in time, you're a mental case that has a calcified pineal gland.
You probably give everybody the fluoride stare.
You're an idiot.
All right.
You're an idiot.
And I'm tired of it.
All right.
I'm fucking tired of it.
Fucking Trump isn't doing shit, man.
Trump is like me.
Trump is a machine.
Do you understand that?
Trump is a fucking machine, boy.
And I thank God that Donald Trump is my president.
I thank God every day that Donald Trump is my president.
All right?
And hey, Bowlman Johnson, if you're bored, get your ball fucking sucking ass out of here for Christ's sake, you sarce of trash.
All right?
If any of you don't like what you hear, get the fuck out of here right now before I give you a digital slap.
Piece of shit.
Fucking gender-fluid fondyling pansexual Peter Puffin fruit bowls.
Yeah, fucking fuck all of you people that are out here talking shit.
I'm like, listen, if you don't shut the fuck up in the chat room, I'm going to implement chat room martial law, and you idiots ain't going to be able to fucking chat for shit.
All right?
All right.
I'm the dictator of this fucking chat, or I'm the dictator of this show.
Hey, it's Fat Man 1945.
Cheers, man.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Four more years.
Four more years.
Thank you very much, Fat Man 1945, baby.
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right, Fat Man 1945.
MAGA!
MAGA!
Trump 2020, baby.
Trump 2020.
Woo!
And I bet that triggers you, goddamn leftist, huh?
Huh?
There ain't enough of you leftist out here in America that's going to elect a fucking scuffed ass Doc Brown Boyne Sanders, all right?
Huh?
Ain't gonna be enough of you, sons of bitches, that are gonna go out there.
You know what's gonna happen?
All these Bernie Sanders fans that like to go out to rallies, that like to go out to protests, they're gonna get so stoned the previous night, they're not even gonna go and vote.
They're not even gonna go and get up and vote.
Dude, don't worry about it, dude.
You know, I saw those dudes at the Bernie Sanders rallies, and you know, if we don't go there, dude, it's not a big deal.
You know, just we'll go ahead and do it, dude.
This is how it is, dude.
I guarantee it.
Not Enough Leftists To Elect Sanders00:02:43
I guarantee it, for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm smoking weed here too, but for whatever reason, I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not mellowing out here.
I'm sorry.
I'm not mellowing out.
So I'm trying to use it as a depressant.
It's not fucking working, okay?
Maybe it's this show.
Maybe it's all the fucking besmirchment, all the fucking disrespect that I get around here.
And shut up.
It's not fake weed, all right?
I'm not one of these idiots that gets what?
It's fucking Billy again.
Fucking Billy F you.
Billy F you.
Fuck you.
Blah, blah, you blah, blah on these nuts.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let me get me.
Let me smoke here.
Let me.
What?
Okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
Demonic bacon.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right.
Demonic bacon.
All right.
Demonic bacon.
Yeah, fuck.
What kind of a fucking name is that?
Give me my smoke.
Got a hold of it.
You gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
All right, this is getting a little better.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, man.
I'm down.
Look at this.
No more Coke left, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, now I'm down to some fucking high-quality H2O.
I'm drinking water.
I'm drinking Coke and water right now, man.
I wish I had beers.
Don't get me wrong.
I got a little bit of marijuana going through the blood a little bit.
All right.
I feel, I wish I could drink, but I'm not drinking, dude.
I want to be honest with you, man.
Just by not drinking beer, I have not drank beer since January 1st.
I did drink some wine, I think, on January 3rd or something of that nature, but I have not drank anything else other than that.
And I'm telling you, man, the beer got to just, it's withering away, dude.
All right.
It's withering away.
And I'm not going to drink beer until I'm ripped.
Ghost, come sit on Uncle Boyney's apple.
Don't even kid around about that.
All right.
Don't even kid around about that.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and drink some of this high-quality H2O spring water because I sure as hell ain't going to take nothing out of that fluoride tap.
So cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Tirade About Fucking Realtors00:08:42
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is this?
Mr. Boy Sr., Sr., excuse me.
Ghost, this is a message from the whole boy family.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
All right.
Don't choke on that dick daddy.
It's fuck off.
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, only in your fanfic dreams, for heaven's sake.
What are you talking about?
Demon bacon or whatever fuck your name was.
Ghost drinks Flint water.
Man, hell no.
Are you kidding me?
Believe it or not.
Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
Some of us in the inner circle have done some have done some business together.
And we almost, almost invested in some of the real estate in Flint because it was dirt cheap.
Everybody was getting out of there because every time you turned on the tap water, brown shit came out and shit.
Anyway, we were this close, but the only thing that prevented us from doing so was the fact that the taxes, like the local fucking taxes, everything is cheap, but what's keeping Flint, Michigan down on shithole Skid Row is the local fucking taxes.
And we were going to get some places out there.
I'm not even joking.
I know people are like, slumlord ghost.
No, no, look, no, listen.
There is nothing wrong with obtaining affordable housing to provide to folks that can actually pay for it.
There's nothing wrong with that, for Christ's sake.
All right?
So to sit over here and try to say that, oh, it's a slum lording it or something.
No, let me tell you something, man.
It's real estate.
I mean, that's how you conduct business, baby.
You understand?
Anyway, that's the only reason why we didn't invest in that son of a bitch because they were giving away those houses after the fucking that water shit.
I think we were going to buy a three-bedroom house for like $5,000.
I'm not even kidding around, dude.
But we didn't.
And, you know, we thought it would be more hassle than it was.
Nobody really lived around the property either.
And just fucking, it is what it is.
Anyway, let me take another smoke here.
And Ghost the Realtor.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I would never be a realtor.
I hate realtors.
I think realtors are the most insignificant job around today.
I'm not even joking around.
I think they're the most overrated shithead job.
Hail Flintler.
Hail Flintler for three bucks.
I'm not even joking, man.
I don't even understand why we need to pay realtors.
What do realtors do that we couldn't do if, you know, I mean, give me a break.
I fucking hate realtors, dude.
I mean, seriously, I'm going to be honest with you.
I sold a lot of properties before I came back to the ghost show, you know, when I came back last year.
And I sold a pretty good amount of properties, man.
I sold one property that was, you know, mid six figures.
And once it was sold, I had to drop $60,000 of the sale to this fucking asshole that did absolutely nothing but just post it on a fucking couple of, posted on a couple of fucking sites.
You know what I mean?
Nothing that I couldn't do.
I had to pay this cocksucker $60,000 because this guy sold my fucking house.
And he didn't do shit, dude.
He didn't do a fucking thing.
And that's what pisses me off about realtors, man.
I'm not even, that's what fucking pisses me off.
It just, you did nothing that I couldn't do.
You know, you did nothing that I couldn't do.
And look, he sold the house, I guess.
I mean, you know, but what?
$60,000 for fuck's sake, man.
Okay, great.
You sold that.
What the fuck did you do besides, hey, let's go ahead and take a look through this house.
As you can see, this is a very good home.
It's got very spacious area.
Notice the crown moldings up at the top ceilings, which gives it a very flashy and very classic type look.
And notice the contemporary wallpaper on this.
Oh, that's all you fucking did.
Jesus Christ.
Look, some idiot realtor in here.
Look, he found the buyer.
Shut up, ghost.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
That ain't worth no $60,000.
All right.
Believe it or not, fucking, no, it's typical that real estate agents take about 7% to 8% of the fucking price.
Anyway, sorry.
I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about fucking realtors, dude, but I'm not fucking kidding.
Fuck them.
I'm not joking.
Fuck Realtors.
I'm sorry.
Fuck you if you're a realtor.
Fuck you if you're a realtor.
I'm not joking around.
And listen, listen.
The property that I sold was like mid six figures, dude.
I mean, it was, you know, fucking half a million dollars.
$60,000 for fucking just showing it.
That motherfucker better paid off his credit card.
He better have taken a trip to Hawaii for that, man.
I can't believe people.
I hate.
I'm sorry.
Hate you realtors.
You do nothing, all right, you do absolutely nothing.
I could hire a kid to do what you can do.
I'm not fucking joking.
I could hire one person in this chat room right now that could have done the same shit, the same shit as a realtor and could have paid them two, two thousand bucks and they would have been fucking joyful about it.
You know that fucking shit, man.
I just i'm sorry, man.
Why did I use a realtor?
Because I ain't got time to do all that shit.
You understand my.
You see, this is.
This is what's unfortunate for you guys out there.
When you become a major, self-sustaining capitalist, you ain't gonna have time to do shit for yourself.
You know you ain't gonna have time to do shit.
So you, you gotta hire people to do shit.
And I figured, you know okay, you know, let's just go ahead and get a realtor out here.
And you know, I thought that uh, you know this person was gonna be able to I don't know do something.
I don't know.
I mean he didn't do anything that I couldn't do.
I just it just pisses me off.
I paid sixty thousand dollars commission to some asshole that did what I could do.
I mean, i'm looking, I don't want to.
I'm sorry for harping on it dude, but fuck you if you're a realtor.
Seriously, you do nothing, man.
You do fucking nothing.
I could have, like I said, I could have hired any one of these tards in this chat room right now say, hey look, i'm about to sell my house, uh.
So you know, what i'd like for you to do is see if you can go through all the uh realtor and to Terrilla.
And you know, try to post it on there.
And you know, i've got some pictures here.
So go ahead and do that.
And you know, and they would have done it, given them two grand and that would have been the end of it, I would have had 58 000 more fucking dollars in my pocket.
Anyway look, I didn't get scammed, I just you know that's.
That's the going rate in the realtor department.
If you were gonna sell your house, you're gonna have to pay them seven percent.
You know, i'm saying seven fucking percent.
All right, let me smoke some more.
I'm sorry folks, i'm just getting pissed.
All right, i'm sorry, all right, i'm just saying dude, I could have done the same, I don't know, I mean, I mean, I don't know man, I mean, maybe i'm just a man.
I mean, maybe i'm crying over spilt milk man.
And look here's uh, what sneakiest chameleon.
Obviously this realtor knows how to talk to customers.
Well, maybe that's the truth.
You know, i'm not.
I'm not a very I.
Well, when it depends in what situation that you catch me in.
Okay uh, i'm a salesman.
So, like if, if i'm in one of my businesses and i'm trying to sell you something, i'm a completely different person.
I'm kissing your fucking ass are you kidding me?
And i'm giving you a little bit of professionalism while, at the same time, a little bit of knowledge to make you understand the value of what you're getting.
And what is this?
Section 8 ghost?
You're bitching about selling your own property, but you have time to play on the internet.
Smoke, crystal meth, bad time management skills.
Look dude, shove it up your ass.
All right, you see that what i'm doing right now is a lot more important than some of the the business stuff that i'm doing here?
Okay, i'm sparking synapses in the brains of people right now.
You Fucking Internet People00:15:40
I guarantee a future president of the United States is listening to this broadcast.
I guarantee you that the next goddamn Bill Gates is listening to this damn broadcast right now.
All right, I guarantee it, i'm not joking.
All right, give me my fucking water.
That's why I do what I do.
That's why I do what I do.
The fucking person that's going to cure cancer, okay, is going to be listening to this broads.
I'm not even joking.
This broadcast is enlightening so many people.
That's why I do what I do.
I mean, folks, I am underground.
I mean, listen, I know some of you people try to clown me and say, lay ghosts, there's only about 400 people listening to you live on YouTube.
Don't you understand?
I'm being relayed.
I'm being relayed all over the internet.
Like I said, I'm being relayed to one Discord chat room.
It's got like 30,000 people in it, for Christ's sake.
I'm being relayed into Philippines and Thailand and Pattaya.
I'm big in the Isle of Man, by the way.
Cheers to the Isle of Man.
I mean, I'm being relayed all over the internet.
I'm an infamous broadcaster.
Do you understand me?
Okay.
I'm being broadcasted in places that they can't get YouTube.
I'm just, you know, I'm tired of trying to prove myself to you people.
I'm tired.
I mean, folks, I, you know, 4chan, poll, right?
It's because of me, poll exists.
And I know that a lot of you fucking idiots are like, yeah, whatever, ghost, whatever.
I'm not fucking joking.
All right?
I created poll because, let me explain.
I'm going to tell you the story again.
I'm going to tell you the fucking story again.
I was broadcasting.
And by the way, if you could find, you could find these episodes somewhere on the internet, folks.
They're all available.
All right.
They're all available.
All right.
In 2008 and 2009, the B tards, all right, those on B in 4chan started raiding my broadcast and I didn't really appreciate it whatsoever.
I didn't appreciate it whatsoever.
So I started to find out who these people were and they were, you know, kind of kids.
They were fucking like leftist and they were trying to antagonize me with all kinds of leftist garbage until I started engaging with these young gentlemen.
Until we started talking in actual platforms like Powell Talk, etc.
And that's when most of 4chan went from being a bunch of B-TARDs and pool clothes due to AIDS and Jesse Slaughter and all that other shit.
Okay.
This is where 4chan started getting politicized.
Do you understand that?
This is where 4chan started getting politicized.
And as a result, once yours truly decided out, you know, I want to go lay low for a little bit, poll came along, boys.
Poll came along.
And guess what poll was?
It was right wing of the political spectrum.
And why is that?
Because of yours truly right here.
Turned all those B-tards, all those want to be leftist into right-wing capitalists.
And cheers to all you old fags out there that know what I'm talking about, baby, all right?
I'm infamous.
I know all of you people could sit here and say, you're lying, ghost.
Look at you.
You're fucking lying.
This is internet history, and I am telling it to you as it was.
For Christ's sake.
I mean, I created memes for Christ's sake.
I mean, do y'all remember SOPA?
You know, the first attempt at trying to regulate the internet?
Do you remember all the memes that came out on SOPA?
Dude, it was unfucking believable.
You could probably still find it in a goddamn Google search.
Alright!
The story is being told right now on poll HTTPS colon slash slash It's a TRUTH!
It's the truth!
I mean, I'm glad that 4chan became a little political, baby.
All right, yeah, look at this.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Do you understand how fucking integral this show, not just the show, true capitalist radio, true conservative radio was in internet history?
Do you understand how important it was?
I'm not joking around.
That's why I had some fucking fucking Homeland Security asshole come up to me while I was fucking eating my chips and dipping a fucking goddamn taco bar in Austin.
Fucking Christ, man.
All the fucking dirt that yours truly has done and you people don't even fucking remember with your attention deficit disorder fucking asses.
Good fucking God.
Give me my fucking water.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm infamous.
Do you understand that?
I'm infamous on this internet for Christ's sake.
Give me the respect I deserve.
No offense, but you're a stupid asshole.
Fuck you.
Who the fuck is that?
Ron?
Who the fuck?
Yeah, a real fucking classy name, Ron.
You know, I'm a stupid asshole.
I'm infamous, man.
I'm fucking infamous.
I mean, folks, y'all remember the troll wars, right?
And listen, I know that some of you talk about, hey, you better do this or troll war.
Dude, the troll wars was a big fucking thing.
It was a legit thing.
It was not a joke.
Okay?
It was not a joke.
A lot of people went down during the troll wars.
R.I.P. Dick Burns, by the way, R.I.P. Dick Burns.
Folks, it was such an integral part of internet history that when David Rubin interviewed Milo Yiannopoulos back in 2015, 2016, they talked about it in that interview.
They talked about the troll wars and things of that company.
This is not a joke.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Homeland Secure.
Real funny, all right?
Real, real fucking funny for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling the truth.
I'm telling the truth, man.
All right.
Everybody on the internet knows who the fuck I am.
They just don't want to admit it.
You want to know why?
Because I'm underground.
I'm infamous.
I'm not out here trying to be some attention whore for Christ's sake.
If that was the case, I'd be like Nick Fuentes pretending I'm fucking David Letterman with a shit fucking mug and a shit fucking polyester suit saying, hey, how you doing?
I'm Nick Fuentes here, and we're getting hot and bothered over here.
And I want everybody to go ahead and bow your heads so that we can pray for Catholicism.
Father, son, and the Holy Ghost, whether or not I'm gay, do people want to know the most?
Yeah, Nick Fuentes here.
Jesus, fucking Christ, man.
Just give me some respect.
That's all I'm asking.
That's all I'm asking is just to give me some fucking respect.
It's hard.
I mean, listen, I'm doing this in sobriety here.
I'm not even fucking doing this, you know, in a drunken stupor.
I mean, what I'm saying is literal, it's literally the truth.
All right, it's literally the truth.
All right?
I'm serious.
I just want some fucking respect.
That's all.
That's all.
What is this?
Mr. Old and Delution.
Ghost is a very old tard over here.
Fucking fuck you for two bucks.
All right.
Fuck you for two bucks.
Is this sounds like fake news?
It ain't fake news, red eyes, black dragon.
It's the fucking truth, man.
It's the fucking truth, and I can't believe you people can give me the give me the fucking respect I deserve, man.
As an internet legend, as an internet fucking legend, give me the fucking respect I deserve.
You fucking piece of crap.
It's the way it is, dude.
And fuck you, dude.
Oh, look at all these people.
Yeah, a fucking lol cow.
Yeah, has been.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Huh?
Yeah, real fucking funny for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Faker than the radio.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Go fuck your mother.
All right.
And don't call me a webcomic either, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
U.S. dies for Israel.
Fuck off, you idiot.
Fuck off.
You're making me fucking have acid churn up in my fucking stomach for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not a webcomic.
Shut the fuck up now.
All of you stupid sacks of shit that are flapping your fucking shit, fucking goddamn fucking sausages on the keyboards.
Don't call me a goddamn web comic, man.
I fucking hate that.
That's like a bad fucking word.
That's like calling a woman a cunt.
That's like calling a woman a cunt.
Don't call me a webcomic.
Look at these fucking idiots.
Look at that neocon webcomic, webcomic.
Listen to me.
I'm not a web fucking comic, you asshole.
I'm a broadcaster.
All right?
I'm a broadcaster.
I'm a broadcaster.
All right.
What, radio?
Why the hell would you choose to have a Samsung S5 for the screen you have currently up?
You stupid asshole.
How original?
Who gives a shit?
How about that shit?
How about who gives a shit?
How about I fucking don't even use a cell phone?
I got a jitterbug.
Okay, I don't even use phones like that for Christ's sake.
I got a jitterbug.
I don't use phones like that.
Jesus Christ.
Like, I give a shit about these stupid phones.
What?
I'm a web comic.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck off, man.
All right.
All right.
Listen.
Where are we here?
All right.
Listen.
I'm.
What the fuck's wrong with jitterbug, dude?
Do you understand?
I don't want to be, I don't want my phone connected to the internet, okay?
All right.
What is this?
Aussie fire sale for two bucks.
Thank you, ghost, for everything you've done for.
Oh, look at this, cunt.
Webcomic.
You fucking piece of shit, dude.
If that's all you think of me as a fucking webcomic, if that's all you fucking pieces of shit think about me after all the shit I've done for you and the fucking internet and for the movement and everything, this is what the fuck you think I am as a webcomic, then I don't know if I can continue this fucking broadcast anymore.
All right, I'm serious.
I'm serious, man.
If this is what the fuck you think about me, when I mean, I'm a fucking internet legend, you fucking dickheads.
But of course, you all think that I'm a fucking web comic.
I'm not a fucking web comic.
I'm not a webcomic.
Just upgrade to a BlackBerry.
You boomer Redbox.
Shut up, ST Mike.
I don't give a shit about the fucking stupid phone.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cunt.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not a webcomic.
You fucking dickheads.
I'm not a webcomic.
I'm a broadcaster.
You understand me?
I've had an illustrious 12-year broadcasting internet career.
I'm a broadcaster.
You fucking dirty Sanchez loving Peter popping cum gurgling pieces of fucking shitbird trash.
I'm a broadcaster.
Jesus Christ, man.
Look, people are saying, what about the fucking earlier radio graffiti?
I was about to get to radio graffiti until you fucking dickheads started coming at me.
Until you stopped fucking coming at me.
Oh, you're a webcomic.
Oh, gosh, you don't know shit.
I'll go fucking.
And oh, Jesus Christ.
No, don't donate.
I hear the Home Depot theme in this one.
Dude, don't donate $20.
Listen, I...
Jesus fucking, hail webcomicler, asshole.
My name is Ihan Omar and I'm telling Iran to Target Trump's.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not fucking saying that for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Look, I'm very disappointed.
This is a fucked up show.
What is this?
Episode 132.
I'm very disappointed that this is all I am.
Is some fucking interpreted webcomic to you, fucking numb nuts.
I'm a broadcaster.
Get it straight.
You fucking internet, fucking people.
I'm a broadcaster, I'm not a fucking webcomic man.
I'm not a webcomic.
Fuck off.
If you think I'm a webcomic, fuck you.
Don't lie webcomic.
Fuck you man, don't.
You said you were family entertain.
I am family entertainment.
Whatever the modern day web family is today what, what do radio graffiti and chatroom shout outs if you're not a webcomic?
Oh oh yeah.
That's gross.
Oh, that's a.
That's a great idea.
St Mike, you're just trying to be so psychological you're gonna get to me dude, broadcast comic.
Now you see who.
Fuck you anonymous.
You see.
Now you're trying to to play with words and shit.
Now you're playing with words and shit.
You are a webcomic.
If you had made me Brony of the year, maybe you would be someone I could take seriously.
As it is your better not be the real aesthetic.
All right, that's all.
I'm saying this.
Better not be the real, goddamn aesthetic dude, all right.
Ghost equals horseshit, dude.
First of all, don't talk to me in emojis, because I then that tells me the type of mental capacity that i'm probably dealing with, with the asshole doing the text-to-speech.
And secondly, all right, don't fucking disrespect me.
Calling Me A Webcomic Again00:15:10
I can't believe you people can disrespect me in this regard.
I'm not, i'm not fucking joking, man.
I don't even know if I want to do the broadcast anymore.
Man, I can't fucking work like this.
All right, listen to me, I am fucking trying, I am sincerely trying to not fucking drink.
Okay, and the reason is is because i'm trying to clean out a little bit, just a little bit, for christ's sake.
And you fucking morons don't make it any easier.
When you're fucking pulling this crap, you're coming at me like what the fuck?
What's.
Your problem?
Fucking shit, man.
Give me my goddamn fucking wall.
I need some more water for Christ's sake.
These people are making me want to puke.
I'm not a web comic, you fucking shitheads.
All of you people in the chat room better shut the fuck up and stop calling me a webcomic or we're gonna have some fucking problems.
All right, we're gonna have some problems.
Hakaruka Takahashi.
If you want respect from the bronies, Pegasisters community, then please say these words.
Maya dollar dollar bleeds for the freaking bronies.
Three heehee.
Listen, listen.
I don't give two rats' asses about you fucking bronies.
All right.
You have been a pimple on my ass since 2009, 2010, for Christ's sake.
When you were just like a little fake meme on 4chan, and then enough of you tards actually were like, you know what?
I actually like the friendship and I like the way it looks and the animation and the art.
Hey, who is this for two bucks?
Aussie Fire Shale.
Can you cast a couple of hot broads?
Can you cast me a couple of hot broads?
I'll take a blonde and a brunette.
Yeah, why don't you go find them yourself?
Why don't you go find them yourself for Christ's sake?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, folks.
Look, I mean, I wanted to get to an early radio graffiti, but unfortunately, this is how you people are coming at me.
And I really don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it.
I'm in sober mind right now.
I may have a couple of tokes and some tetrahydrocannabinol, but I am as crisp as a goddamn fucking red apple.
Spider web comic.
Dude, listen to me.
I am not a comic, okay?
I am not a comic.
I'm not a webcomic.
I'm not some.
I am a broadcaster.
Do you understand that?
And I want to make that abundantly clear because let me tell you something.
If you continue to call me something else other than a broadcaster, then these cocksuckers that give the golden microphone award ain't going to give it to me because they're going to say, oh no, you're not a broadcaster.
You're actually a webcomic because that's how everybody that ever listened to you ever interpreted your work.
So you are a webcomic.
You're not a broadcaster.
Are you shitting me?
So don't call me a fucking webcomic.
Call me a broadcaster, okay?
Call me a broadcaster for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking hell, dude.
All right, let's let me fucking let me just calm the fuck down here for Christ's sake.
Here, you know what?
I'll get to Radio Graffiti in a second.
You just sit there and shut the fuck up and put a smile on your face like mommy just gave you a balloon and a fucking chocolate chip cookie and shut the fuck up.
You people have pissed me off enough tonight for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
Ghost Politics webcomic for two bucks.
Look at this asshole.
I'm not a webcomic, you fucking shithead.
All right, I'm not, I'm not a web.
Seriously, stop fucking doing this shit.
Stop fucking doing this shit for Christ's sake.
I'm not fucking kidding around.
You call me a webcomic again.
I'm not joking around.
I'll send the super aides all across the internet.
Well, never mind.
What is this?
Underscore loss.
Underscore center.
Underscore alt underscore delete.
Underscore loss.
Underscore underscore underscore ghost as a webcomic.
Underscore underscore lock.
Shut the fuck up about the webcomic shit.
Listen to me.
I don't want to be called.
Don't reference me as a webcomic, you shithead.
Don't fucking comment.
I'm not a webcomic!
I'm not a fucking webcomic!
I'm a broadcaster!
Do you understand me?
I'm a broadcaster!
Get that through your stupid fucking internet heads!
I'm a broadcaster!
Fucking Christ!
I'm look, I'm gonna end the fucking show with no fucking rate of your feet or nothing.
You motherfuckers keep calling me a fucking webcomic, you son of a bitch.
All right, I'm not joking!
I take that to fucking heart!
You fucking you fucking goddamn little fucking internet trolls, man.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
You're like fucking cyber rodents, for Christ's sake.
Fucking crawl around, fucking, you know, your little fucking stupid teeth of fucking teeth coming out of shit.
Broadcomic.
Stop.
Whoever this fucking anonymous idiot is, is playing with words, and I don't fucking appreciate it.
All right.
What, ST, Mike?
Ghost, did you know that you're on the Bad Web Comics wiki?
Bad web.
What the fuck?
There's a bad webcomic week.
You know what?
I don't fucking care.
I don't fucking care.
Okay?
Hey, what is this?
Patiently waiting.
Hey, ghost, hope your night is going well.
Just got off work.
Have a great night.
It ain't going too well if you take a look at these fucking scumbags.
Fucking shit.
Just fucking Christ, man.
I can't work like this for Christ's sake, man.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I don't know if I can be sober while doing this broadcast.
I don't know if I can be sober doing this broadcast.
And what is this?
Cornelius Brothers.
It's too late to turn back now.
Oh, you're talking about the fucking song?
Huh?
It's too late to turn back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
It's too late to turn back now.
Yo, how ya doing?
Cracked open some whiskey.
So now I'm kicking back with you.
I hope so.
Cheers.
I'm glad you're around, mate.
You're my favorite webcomic.
Now fuck you, dude.
I'm not a fucking webcomic.
I'm not a webcomic, for Christ's sake, man.
And hey, Cornelius Brothers, that's a badass fucking song.
I actually jam to that whenever I'm bumping my Motown mood.
You know, whenever I'm bumping my Motown mood.
It's too late to turn back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
Yeah.
Love that song, baby.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
I've had about enough of this webcomic shit, dude.
Please stop calling me webcomic.
All right.
I'm a fucking, I'm a broadcaster, please.
All right.
Seriously, I'm a fucking broadcaster up in here.
I'm a broadcaster.
I'm a broadcaster.
Here, I just, what is the pet Mexican's tip jar?
Hold on just a second.
Ghost, I need some pesos for my media share por for Vor.
Can you be an oxygener in the chat and auction off my cow so that donations can go to my virtual tip jar?
You know, I can auction off your mother.
I can auction off your mother there, the pet Mexican.
Who wants the pet Mexican's mother?
Do we have a market going on here?
Who wants the pet Mexican's mother?
Buy that for a dollar.
Webcaster.
I'm not a webcaster either, you idiot.
I'm a fucking broadcaster.
I'm a broadcaster, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Look, somebody, look, we got people that want the pet Mexican's mother.
All right, everybody ready?
Ding, Let's go ahead and take some fucking prices.
Put your price that you want for this heifer.
We've got the pet Mexican's mother here.
Say hi.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
We got five.
You me five.
You me tell me 25 me thirty me thirty five forty me forty five seven seventy five for the dirty ass hoe.
Seven five me forty five seventy five for the five me forty five for the dirty ass hoe.
She lickies a hoe.
She'll make a day hoe.
She'll lick a dirty hoe.
Come on now.
Let me tell you 45, 75 me 45 to the dirty Mexican hoe.
Say, cock na joe.
Sitting on seat them, see the nouns in my time, see my hoe.
Say to my seat, I'm home sealing them all, sitting on the ham bone.
All right, sold to the Mexican for a hundred pesos.
All right, here you have your mother back.
All right, anyway, listen.
Let's go ahead and get ready for some radio graffiti.
All right, everybody, ready for some radio graffiti?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Don't call me a webcomic, first off, okay?
Don't call me a webcomic.
I bid five bucks for the pet Mexican's mother and the rule 34 web comics of your granny.
Rule 34 webcomics of your granny.
What the fuck are you talking about, ST Mike?
You piece of shit.
And Cornelius Brown, you should play it.
Damn good song.
That is a good song, dude.
It is.
But you see, if I played it, these brothers, the Cornelius brothers, they black.
And we got a lot of racists in here.
And whenever I do anything or play something or talk about something of the urban persuasion, these fucking idiots start becoming a bunch of racist bastards, which I don't appreciate.
You know what I mean?
So that's literally where we're at at this point in time.
It's unfortunate.
It's really unfortunate because, you know, there's no need to be racist out here in America anymore.
I mean, didn't we just have a black president?
I mean, why are we?
How can we still consider racism?
We just have a black president, man.
Good God.
Remember when they said that if we voted for Obama back in 2008, okay, that racism would be eliminated in America.
I'm not even joking around.
Y'all remember that?
And in my opinion, folks, the complete opposite has happened.
P-E-T-M-E-X.
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Someone with the name Ghostschlungatix keeps re-adding you to the Bad Webcomics Wiki as a pro-Bernie webcomic.
What a pro-Bernie webcomic?
This dude keeps undoing it.
Sorry, man.
Pro-Bernie webcomic?
Time for webcomic graffiti.
Hey, asshole, whoever this anonymous cocksucker is, you're going to ruin it for your radio graffiti, motherfuckers.
Okay?
He's going to ruin it for you, radio graffiti, motherfuckers.
What is this?
Cornelius Brothers, fine fuck you, bitch.
What the fuck?
Now this guy's pissed because I'm not playing the goddamn song for Christ's sake.
You know what?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I can't win for losing.
I mean, you guys are, I don't know what your fucking problem is.
I don't even know what your problem is, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
You see, you're making all kinds of acid churn up in my stomach.
And I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.
And by the way, I did have a little bit of a fish fry earlier, so I have some fried fish in the gut, you know, so that's probably not, that's probably not pretty mixing very well.
Anyway, look, I'm going to go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti since everybody's out here saying, hey, you promised.
And I did promise.
And by God, I would have gotten to Radio Graffiti at this point.
But just take a look at all these motherfuckers coming at me, dude.
Why are you coming at me at this capacity?
Calling me a webcomic and fucking talking all kinds of weird fucking garbage to me.
I mean, seriously, man, what the fuck is your goddamn problem?
Good fucking God.
All right, look, I'm going to take a break, okay?
I'm going to take a break because I have to set up the radio graffiti here, okay?
I'm going to have to set up the radio graffiti.
So let me look for something in my history that you folks can listen to that you can learn something from while I'm hooking up the radio graffiti, okay?
Good God, is this my fucking history?
Jesus Christ.
I'm really glad that you folks can't see my history.
This is just fucking ridiculous for Christ's sake.
And a lot of this stuff is from you.
A lot of this stuff is from you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We're not doing 20 buckers.
You see, and now you got Gino trying to fuck up Radio Graffiti also.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Geno X1980.
They're trying to ruin Radio Graffiti for everybody.
What do y'all think about that there?
You see, that's why I'm telling you.
I'm trying to get to Radio Graffiti up in here, but no, this is what we have here.
This is it.
This is it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a second.
I'm looking in my history so I can leave it on something so I can hook it up for radio graffiti.
What is this?
Webcomic for TARDS.
I'm not a fucking webcomic, and I sure as hell ain't nothing for TARDS, okay?
I am not, I'm not fucking doing this with you people, all right?
I'm not doing this with you people.
I am not entertainment for tards.
I'm a serious broadcaster.
I've had over fucking 12 years of an internet broadcasting career.
Over 12 years of an internet broadcasting career.
And I think that you people should respect that, boy.
You understand?
I'm not even joking around.
I think that you all need to respect that.
But of course, you don't respect nothing.
I mean, I just tried for the past 30 to 45 minutes to convince you folks to give me the slightest respect because of all the internet history I have.
Jukebox.
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Respect My Broadcast History00:06:32
You know what I'm going to do?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Let me leave it on a little bit of Greg Gutfeld.
I like Greg Gutfeld first and foremost.
But I watched him on the five today and I thought that his monologue about the Democrats suits the title of this particular show here.
The Democrats Care More About Iran Than They Do About America.
So I'm going to leave you.
You got that, engineer?
I'm going to leave you here with a little bit of Greg Gutfeld and I want you to listen.
I want you to listen.
Of course, this all rights reserved for Fox News.
I don't own the rights to this, okay?
But we are looking at this to be critical.
We are looking at it because it's newsworthy.
All right.
So it is what it is.
I will be right back.
You all listen.
All right.
Listen to this.
Hey, what is this?
Oh, mute time and all this other bullshit.
Do y'all not want radio graffiti?
Y'all just want to be a bunch of jerk dicks that are going to talk garbage to me.
Is that it?
Is this the fucking direction we're going?
You fucking sit there and listen and shut up.
All right.
Put the PC shut on.
I'll be right back.
And when I come back, we'll have radio graffiti.
All right.
When I come back, we're going to have radio graffiti.
What?
What?
Web capitalist.
Yeah, web capitalist.
All right.
Whatever.
Fucking.
Whoever this anonymous asshole is, shoving up your ass.
All right?
All right, go ahead and play this shit.
Play it.
So as the post-game analysis of Operation Desert Burp continues, we realize that for Trump's critics, peace means defeat.
I mean, if you listen to the media right now, it's like we killed Lady Di or Elvis.
When Princess Diana died, for example, there was a huge emotional outpouring.
These kinds of Elvis Presley in our culture.
It turns out that this general he killed was a beloved hero of the Iranian people to the point where, look at the people who got pictures of him now, these enormous crowds coming out.
There's no American emotion in this case, but there's a hell of a lot of emotion on the other side.
I'm almost impressed by his stupidity.
Chris, you've been around.
Iran can form a crowd over a sneeze, and they'll shout death to America over anything, including when HBO canceled Sex in the City.
And that idea that killing bad guys makes them martyrs, I guess we better not kill any bad guys then.
With that logic, we should have stayed out of World War II, left bin Laden and al-Baghdadi alone, and free everyone from death row.
But in the media's world, Trump is Hitler, and a terrorist is Martin Luther King.
Yeah, a New York Times hack actually compared Soleimani to him.
What you're describing feels like the kind of unified national outpouring that is reserved for a small handful of figures in any country, right?
I mean, a beloved president, a civil rights leader like Martin Luther King.
What an ass.
But Trump once again has driven critics to defend the indefensible.
Remember when they bashed Trump for being mean to MS-13?
Now he's got the view applauding white racists because they agree with the view.
What's some good news?
This is a tiny thing that I noticed.
You remember Richard Spencer?
He's basically the organizer of Unite the Right.
The white nationalist group that was marching in Charlottesville is all in for Trump.
Not anymore.
Here's his quote.
He tweeted last night.
I deeply regret voting for and promoting Donald Trump in 2016.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
That's interesting.
She almost said that's good news.
And then she caught herself.
But as the idiots squawk, Trump rolls on, handing out great ideas like gift baskets.
I spoke to Secretary General yesterday, and we had a great conversation.
He was very, I think he was actually excited by it.
And I actually had a name.
NATO, right?
And then you have M.E., Middle East.
Yo-CoID Natomi.
I said, what a beautiful name.
Natomi.
I'm good at names.
That he is.
We don't deserve him.
Meanwhile, Mayor Pete tweets that maybe we should share the blame for that downed plane, even though it was Iran who did the shooting.
And that guy is running for president.
So Trump once again foils his critics, not just by being right, but letting them be so wrong.
Check out this CNN interview.
The American government, the American president, made a serious miscalculation.
They made a serious mistake by assassinating, by taking this terrorist action against Commander Soleimani.
And I'm sure that they regret what they've done.
Does that lady look familiar to you?
You said at the press conference the other day, you said yourself, that if there was an attack on this embassy, that you would destroy the hostages.
Could you really do that?
Yes, we mean it.
Could you personally lift up a gun, put it to the head of one of these people and kill him?
Yes, when I have seen a gun being lift up, an American machine gun being lift up, and killing my sisters and brothers in the streets.
Of course, oppression and tyranny must be destroyed.
You know, I'm thinking maybe don't get an opinion on America from someone who threatened to kill American hostages.
But I guess the network's got to find one person outside their own newsroom.
You all see that?
Salamani is dead.
And that's hard because that one person, Salamani, is dead.
Y'all see that right there?
Did y'all see?
Pause that shit.
Y'all see the left-wing media out there, the fake news media?
I mean, they put in one of the women that were a part of the overthrow of our embassy in Iran that aided the goddamn takeover of the country.
That's our fake news, CNN, MSNBC media.
That's why I keep telling you folks that if you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, Democrats care more about Iran and this damn terrorist general that we executed than they do about America, folks.
And if you don't understand that, then you're an idiot.
That's all I got to say.
If you don't understand that, you're a fucking moron.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Fake News And Anti-American Scum00:15:22
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti in the midnight hour on the Thursday, going to be Friday.
All you got to do to participate in Radio Graffiti is call in right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti, okay?
All right.
And I'm not joking.
And when I call on your area code or I call on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, folks.
And by the way, I'd like to reiterate, okay?
I'd like to reiterate to each and every one of you that you folks need to not have a goddamn Obama phone.
All right.
Don't have an Obama phone.
All right.
Make sure that you're talking loudly.
I mean, I know some of you folks still live with your parents and you're trying to be like, hey, ghost down here.
We need to fucking hear you say something loud.
All right.
You know, that's a beautiful part about living as a capitalist on your own and being able to buy a property to where, you know, you can yell as loud as you want.
Nobody's going to give a shit.
Yeah.
And like I said, I don't even have neighbors too close to me so I can say, fuck you, neighbor.
Take it up the fucking ass, neighbor.
That's a beautiful part about living in a badass house, you know, with plenty of room between your neighbors, baby.
All right.
And by the way, this is my fucking house, so I can scream as loud as I want, baby.
Woo!
It feels good to be a capitalist.
Where's my H2O?
All right, I got me another glass of some high-quality H2O, folks.
All right.
Engineer, do we have any radio graffiti calls to be had out here?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and that's radio graffiti.
And let's get to it right now.
All right, here we go.
Let's see who we have here.
Yeah, we got some callers here.
We got some callers here.
Let's go ahead and put this on the switchboard, engineer.
Put it on the switchboard.
All right, here we go.
How about I am a Muslim, radio graffiti.
Pettis, radio graffiti.
I attest that there is no God but Allah.
RIP Salah Money.
Death to Israel.
Fucking shit out of here, fucking pettis.
Get that fucking shit out of here.
Huh, you think you're so cute because you're an anti-Semitic prick?
Fuck you, man.
All right?
I never said anything like that.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus fucking Christ.
First fucking call.
I got some splicing dickhead.
I'm sorry, folks.
Look, I got a preamble that these idiots like to take what I say on the broadcast.
Okay?
All right.
They take what I say on the fucking broadcast.
They splice it together.
Like, you know, oh yeah, look, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to make Ghost sound like he said something.
And we're going to say, fucking idiots.
So don't believe whatever these idiots do.
This is not fucking real audio.
These idiots are splicers.
They're shitheads is what they are.
All right?
And they're racist, too.
They're the ones that are racist, all right?
These assholes are racist.
Anyway, let's move on.
Who's this ghost hates him, radio graffiti?
I see you pee cans abuser, radio graffiti.
Ghost Lur is a racist Jewish handbone.
Get that shit out of here!
I never said that, you f ⁇ ing fucking asshole!
I never said that!
You fuck!
You fuck!
Fucking splicing shitheads!
God damn it!
God!
Fuck!
You see, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
This is what the kind of shit I'm talking about.
Fucking splicers, man.
Fucking splicers!
I never said that shit.
That's, you know what?
Fuck you, fucking ICUP and fucking cans abuser.
I never said any of that shit, man.
I'm telling you, folks, they're splicing my voice, and I don't appreciate it.
That's why all these fucking idiots like Radio Graffiti.
Like, haha, you know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna make Ghost sound like a fucking racist and a Grand Dragon.
Ha ha ha, yeah.
That's what they do.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Who else do we have here?
Who the hell is Granny and Sammy, Radio Graffiti?
How about anime, dude?
It's seriously Samsung, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghostler, Samsung Gear.
I'm having your Granny's leftovers at your house.
Her roast is, oh, so delish.
Hmm.
Isn't that right, Granny?
You're goddamn right, Sammy.
He's been a good boy.
Unlike my disrespectful you bastard of a grandson.
Maybe you should have visited her more often if it weren't for your love for sickles.
Greed is the root of all evil.
You fucking shithead!
Fuck you! Fuck you, man!
Fucking asshole!
God damn it!
Stop talking about my granny!
You fucking shitheads, man!
Look at this shit.
You gotta fucking mess up.
Fucking mess all over the fucking place.
What the fuck?
You are such a racist crap about me.
Hope you die.
Who the fuck is this fucking Elvis Travel?
Off fat fuck listen, okay.
You oh god, almost threw up you assholes can talk about me all you fucking want to, you shitheads, okay?
I'm tired of you bringing my granny into this shit.
I'm tired of you bringing my granny into this shit, especially man.
I can't believe you, man.
So close to the fucking holidays and shit, man.
You, God.
Why do I do this fucking show, man?
Why do I do this fucking show?
Oh my god.
Give me.
I'm drinking water like I'm a fucking fish.
I wish it was fucking beer.
I wish it was goddamn beer.
Who the fuck else do we have here for Christ's sake, man?
Oh, oh, this should be fresh.
Midget spinner, radio graffiti.
Hey, midget spinner, get off your midget and do.
Yeah, your fucking Obama phone.
Get your Obama phone ass out of here.
You know what?
I knew you had an Obama phone there, midget spinner.
I knew your ass had an Obama phone.
I knew that from the fucking word go, boy.
Fucking piece of shit.
Who else do we got here?
How about turning back now, Radio Graffiti?
Chance abuser, Radio Graffiti.
It's too late to turn back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
It's too late.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
I mean, I just fucking said that shit, man.
Fucking shit.
I just fucking said that, man.
I fucking said that like fucking 15 minutes ago.
I just fucking freaking said that shit, man.
You fucking insta-slicers, man.
What the fuck?
Get this shit out of my fucking way.
Get out the shit out of my way.
I can't do this sober.
I'm not even fucking joking around for Christ's sake.
We get a goddamn donation by Pettis during that goddamn radio graffiti call.
Talking about my granny again.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else do we have here?
What what what lives in a van in a Walmart parking lot so he doesn't have to pay property taxes No, I don't but that doesn't sound like a horrible idea So anyway.
Who else do we got here?
snake ass radio graffiti
Get this shit off of here.
What the hell was that about?
What the hell was that about, for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus hell.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's continue going.
I mean, this is fucking.
This is Radio Graffiti, folks.
All right, this is it.
Who the hell is Mr. Pay-Per-View, Radio Graffiti?
Message from the whole boy family.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
I like the original one better, all right?
I like the original one better.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Let's see if we can find that just really fast.
Really fast, all right?
It's really fast.
I like the original one.
Believe it or not, I got that as my ringtone.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Oh, man, here it is.
Here it is, here it is.
Here it is.
Where is it?
Here it is, right here.
Oh, shit.
Look at that date.
2011, baby.
Hey, baby.
Miller time.
She can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
You can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
Yes.
Yes!
Alright, that's enough.
We get it.
Anyway, that's where you can find it right there.
Look at that date, 2011.
Baby, it is 2020 now, baby.
Can you believe that?
It is 2020.
Anyway, let me get back to the Radio Graffiti here.
How about More Than Ghost's Racism Radio Graffiti?
American Game Masters.
Radio Grafilters.
Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, dude, listen.
All right.
That's enough.
Fuck you in the chat room, all right, saying that I'm a racist or whatever.
I'm not a racist, dude.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be niggers.
Camel jockey niggers.
I mean, I'm all bunch of friends, dude.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Ola Akbar.
All right, get this shit out.
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
First of all, that was an obvious splice to all of you, okay?
That underscores what I've been saying.
These fucking trolls, they like to splice my goddamn voice together so it makes it sound like I say something racist.
That is not the case.
And I don't know about what the hell with the a la snack bar.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
I don't know what the hell that was about, for Christ's sake.
How about Mo Townler, radio graffiti?
Rolficopter radio graffiti.
It's too late to turn back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm already in love.
It's too late to turn back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm already in love.
You know what?
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I like that song, okay?
And I just freaking said that.
And fucking Tanz Abuser and ICUP did this.
That's starting to grow on me, man.
I think I'm going to put out an album.
I think I'm going to try to work on an album for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I got some pretty good pipes for Christ's sake.
It's too late to come back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
It's too late to come back now.
I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
It's too late to come back.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Anyway, who else do we got here?
We got how about Ghostler Got Wave radio graffiti.
The birds are singing.
The flowers are blooming.
Ending The Radio Graffiti Bullshit00:02:22
My rage is fake.
What a wonderful day for canzing.
Good morning, Tori Atkins.
I've been awake for a whole 20 seconds and I haven't cansed yet.
It's time to hop onto my shekel throne and rattle my beer cans once again.
Is that a shekel?
I must.
I must smash.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
I can't sing.
Oh, well.
Oh, fuck.
I can't sing.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
It's everywhere.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I say.
Shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Oh, I say.
There you are.
My metallic sounding gift to the world.
My son.
My son.
Oh, fuck.
Well, it's time to do me actually one more dumb.
You fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Dude!
You got fucking fucker!
I'm not a shackle goblin, you fucking assholes!
I am not a shackle goblin!
I'm a broadcaster, for fuck's sake, man!
I'm a broadcaster!
I am not a shuckle goblin!
Fuck you if you think that!
Fuck you if you think that shit!
You piece of crap!
How fucking, you know, you know, let me tell you something, man.
I'm this fucking close of ending this radio graffiti bullshit.
All right, I'm tired of this fucking garbage, man.
This is, you fucking people are taking it too fucking far.
Too goddamn far.
I Am Not A Shackle Goblin00:03:22
All right, let me get let me get a favorable fan on here.
How about that?
How about if I get a favorable fan on here?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, here it is.
Hey, is this Dark Blaine?
Dark Blaine.
Hey, Dark Blaine, are you there?
Oh, hey, ghost.
What's going on, Dark Blaine, man?
How you doing, dude?
Uh, well, some good unusual.
You're doing pretty good, man.
Are you sure?
You sound a little bummed out.
Uh, yeah, about that.
I'm trying to talk to you about my dad.
And it's now I gotta sign up.
Everyone in the signal YouTubers, uh, you must listen carefully.
So, uh, My dad died in heart attack on December 27th, 2019 at the last night.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's horrible, dude.
Are you serious?
My condolences, dude.
That sucks.
Yeah, I'm all right.
It's just I'm strong and sad of this.
Stay strong, you know.
Yeah, no kidding, dude.
Stay strong.
Everything's all good, man.
I'm deeply sorry that your dad's gone.
It's, you know, it unfortunately happens to us all, man.
It's really sad, but my condolences to you.
And are you sure you're doing okay?
Yeah, I'm going about it.
I'm just keep on going, and that's all.
But anyways, hopefully they spread ashes on May and even stay with the rest of it.
So, yeah.
All right, man.
No shit.
Our condolences to you.
Hey, dude, our thoughts and prayers are with you, man.
And, you know, stay strong.
Do you want to give a shout out to anybody?
Anyways, we should certainly pay respects.
My dad's name is Dave.
He's 51 years old.
So let you know.
And also a question for one of that in there.
Yay, spaghetti.
Hey.
Hey, thank you, dude.
Look, thank you, Dark Blaine.
Cheers to you.
Thank you for being a good sport with the yay spaghetti.
R.I.P. Dave, 51 years old.
That sounds pretty young, unfortunately, to pass on of a heart attack.
That's why each and every one of us should appreciate every day that we're alive because the future belongs to no one.
So I don't want to keep it on a somber note, but I just want everybody to remember that.
No one is promised tomorrow.
And before you know it, anything can happen, dude.
Anything can happen to any one of us.
All right.
So enjoy life, baby.
Enjoy it.
It's short.
All right.
Even if you're lucky enough to live an old age when you're on your deathbed, this whole fucking place is going to feel like a cup of coffee, baby.
It's going to feel like a cup of coffee.
So anyway, I'm sorry, dude.
Our thoughts and prayers to Dark Blaine.
R.I.P. Dave, cheers to you, man.
All right.
Oh, no.
What is this?
No One Is Promised Tomorrow00:03:07
Should have been that Tard Are You Ghost.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks a lot, Elvis.
That ain't the real Elvis Travels, for Christ's sake.
The fucking real Elvis Travels doesn't even have enough fucking money to put a down payment on a sandwich.
And this fucking guy's supposed to be Elvis Travels.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Let's not be somber.
Everybody is all good.
All right.
Cheers to Dark Blaine.
Sorry for your loss, dude.
And R.I.P. Dave, one more game, baby.
All right, let's go ahead and continue.
We've got DoloCoff radio graffiti, but not too important.
Animal spread to crazy and shot.
All right, look, I'm going to take this off.
I...
I get it, right?
You think I'm Jewish or some shit?
Fuck off, all right?
Fucking anti-Semitic bastards.
Fucking, give me a break, dude.
All right, who is this?
For the record, radio graffiti.
Can't abuser radio graffiti.
First of all, okay, that's all.
Let's get this on the fucking line right now.
Let's get it straight.
I am a Jew.
I am a Chew.
And you know what?
What makes it so fucking wrong, huh?
Huh?
And your fucking anti-Semitic mind, what's so wrong about being a goddamn Jew, man?
You fucking racist bastards, man.
And fuck all you people in the chat room saying that you're going to unsub because I'm Jewish.
You sick anti-Semitic fucking bastard.
I can't believe this.
All right, listen.
First of all, that's a fucking splice cans abuser, okay?
All right, I am not a Jew, okay, first and foremost, okay?
And even if I was, so what, dude?
I mean, I'm really pissed off that you people are like, you know what, Ghost?
If you were a Jew, I would unsub right now, dude.
I'm not even fucking around.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, I'm still the same broadcaster.
I'm still the same guy.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about Hail Slum Lord Ghost Radio Graffiti?
American Game Master Radio Grafilters, Radio Graffiti.
Meanwhile, let's speak to industries.
I mean, seriously, I'm going to be honest with you.
I sold a lot of properties.
And once it was sold, I had to drop $60,000 of the sale to this fucking nigger that did absolutely nothing.
I had to pay this cocksucker $60,000.
Hail, bloodlord, master of all income housing.
Get it, oh, fight.
All right, listen, you asshole.
I'm a broad.
All right, I'm a broad.
I'm a broad fucker.
What?
Hail, bloodlord, master of all income housing.
Listen, listen.
Hail Slum Lord Ghost Radio Graffiti00:09:18
I don't give two rats asses about you fucking niggers, all right?
You have been a pimple on my ass since 2009, 2010, for Christ's sake.
You fucking motherfuck!
You fucking motherfuck!
You bastard!
Shithead!
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
First of all, I just fucking said that tonight!
Secondly, I never said that fucking N-word.
They fucking spliced my fucking voice.
I never said that N-word, okay?
I'm fucking tired, dude.
You know, I'm fucking giving you my fucking goddamn fucking heart.
I'm giving you all my energy.
I'm giving you everything.
This is the kind of fucking shit that you do to me.
Fucking hell, man.
Fuck you in the chat room saying exposed, you little fucking shithead.
Nobody exposed a goddamn thing.
Shut up.
You're my goddamn drink.
It's fucking water, man.
It's fucking water.
I wish it was a beer.
Jesus Christ, I better just calm down.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, folks.
I think I'm having a panic attack right now.
I'm sorry.
Hold on, All right.
All right, I'm all right.
I'm alright.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm alright.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I haven't drank in a while and all right, hold on, just I gotta get some water.
I just got to get some water.
I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Breathe in, breathe out, ghost film.
I'm sorry folks.
I think I'm okay now.
I think I'm good, dude.
I'm sorry I, I just had like a weird thirsty hambo, not I just, I don't know, I'm just, I just got fucking, like you know, cold sweat and I'm just, I just feel like I have like impending danger, like you know, something's gonna, like I'm fucking about, like I'm about to drop dead or something.
dude I'm sorry dude, don't call me a pussy.
I'm just.
I haven't had alcohol in a while folks, and I haven't had one of these and I thought I was doing well, but I just gotta fucking, just gotta let it go, just fucking.
Get out of my mind man, just get out of my mind.
I'm fucking here.
I'm fucking here.
I'm on a show, I'm doing a show.
I'm doing a show.
I'm doing a show.
All right.
I think I'm okay.
All right, I'm sorry folks, I'm okay, I'm all right, I'm all right.
All right, all right, all right, I'm okay.
Don't, don't worry about me folks, I'm all good, I'm okay, I'm all right.
See, drink your water.
Oh no ghost, is it the butter?
It's not the fucking butter.
All right, shut up.
All right I'm, I'm.
It's obviously something that with alcohol, I'm sorry, something with alcohol.
I haven't had alcohol in a while and unfortunately just uh, Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you finally dying to go?
Oh, no.
I'm not dying.
Is this the end?
Is this it?
No, wait.
False alarm.
What a bummer.
Eat some spaghetti.
The beer is good.
The beer is cold.
The beer is good.
The beer is cold.
The beer is good.
That better be real cans abuser, dude.
What the hell?
I'm all right, dude.
I'm just having a panic attack.
I didn't expect it to happen to me on a fucking show, man.
But good God, man, I just I'll drink I'll drink tomorrow, okay?
I'm not going to drink right now, man.
I'm just going to fucking weather through it.
I'm just going to weather through fucking panic attack and we're just going to keep going.
I'll drink tomorrow.
I know that I shouldn't be going cold turkey.
And, you know, I should be, you know, weaning myself off.
I'll drink tomorrow with Mrs. Ghost, okay?
And listen, I will do a Saturday Night Troll show, dude.
I will.
I have to, dude.
I owe it to the folks that like the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Alright, let me get back to the fucking, let me get back to Raider Graffiti.
Hold on, let me take a couple of deep breaths first, folks.
All right, I feel better.
It feels better.
I'm sorry.
It's a better way of breathing.
I know you people are freaking out.
That's a better way of breathing.
Because if you do the breathing of, you know, like putting your lips together like you're about to whistle kind of breathing, like what you're doing is you're actually kind of blowing back, exhale back into your fucking lungs.
So you're not exuding whatever it is that's, you know, toxic.
You're not necessarily getting everything out.
So to breathe, I'm not joking around.
I'm not kidding.
The best thing to do whenever you're having a panic attack is once you get your bearings straight a little bit, you do a couple of big breaths, just and you exhale like, you know, it just, it feels better.
It feels like all the toxins and shit is starting to exit my body, you know?
And I'm giving it a clear pathway, you know?
Take Some Numbers Here00:04:46
You can even hear right now.
You can even hear the toxins coming out of my body, right?
You can fucking hear it.
Take it.
One more time.
One more time.
We're going back to Radio Graffiti.
It feels good.
And no, I'm not coombing, you idiot, all right?
All right, let's get to the, let's get to some more radio graffiti here.
How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hey, anonymous, you there?
Hey, anonymous.
What the fuck?
Some goddamn idiot, Coomer, fucking.
All right, how about fighting for my country, Radio Graffiti?
You got a lore face?
Ah!
That's a lore face.
Now let me see your war face.
Ah, bullshit.
You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real warface.
You don't scare me.
Work on me.
Sir, yes, sir.
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
Sir, Texas, sir.
Holy dog shit.
Texas, only scares and queers come from Texas, private cowboy.
And you don't much look like a steer face when that kind of narrows it down.
Do you suck dick?
Sir, yes, sir.
Are you a beater fucker?
Sir, yes, sir.
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn public curse to get me for race around.
I'll be watching you.
Sir, yes, sir.
You fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, man.
God damn it.
God!
Good!
Fucking stupid fucking asshole!
Fuck you, man!
Oh, God, man!
Give me a fucking break!
I just fucking had a panic attack for fuck's sake, man!
Fucking shit, man!
Fuck you, man.
Whoever the fuck made that splice, fuck you and your ass.
Fuck you and your dirty ass, man.
Give me my fucking.
I'm already out of water.
All right, I fucking drank most of my water during that fucking panic attack for fuck's sake.
I should fucking end radio graffiti on that shit, you fucking son of a bitch.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Where the fuck did you get me saying yes, sir?
Where the fuck did you get me getting saying that shit?
You see, that's why I'm telling you, folks, these people are splicers, man.
They're fucking splicers.
And this is what they do.
They think it's so fucking cute.
They think it's fucking hilarious.
Who the fuck?
I'm not ending it on that.
Fuck that shit.
I'm not ending it on that shit.
I'm not ending it.
How about 10-minute blowjob ready to graffiti?
Get this shit out.
You can't even understand.
Listen, you got an Obama fucking computer, all right?
Get that shit out of here, you fucking piece of crap.
All right, let's take some numbers here.
How about we take some fucking numbers?
I'll take a couple of numbers here.
How about that shit?
All right, here we go.
How about how about 661 radio graffiti?
Hey, BBK, can you show me it's too bad?
Get this fruit bowl out of here.
I mean, get him out of here for Christ's sake.
All right, trying to sound like a fruit bowl.
It ain't gonna get you too far in life, baby.
Or maybe it will.
I don't know.
This is a new modern day and age.
Who knows?
All right, you gotta look like James Charles to get anywhere in this society, boy.
How about 561 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghosts, how's it going?
What's going on, dude?
Not much.
Hey, hey, ghost.
Why do you give into the fucking trolls?
Why do you gotta be a fat, lazy fucking boomer and just give into these goddamn stupid trolls?
Hey, sir.
Hey, fucking fuck.
Get this idiot out of here, you stupid piece of shit.
First of all, don't call me a baguette.
And secondly, what am I doing with the trolls, dude?
What are you talking about?
I mean, the fucking trolls are the trolls, dude.
Why Do You Give Into Trolls00:14:59
Look, I don't broadcast for the trolls.
You know who I broadcast for?
I broadcast for the true fans.
I broadcast for the true fans that listen to my broadcast for the political and social commentary.
All right?
For the financial insight.
That's who I broadcast for, okay?
I don't broadcast for fucking numb nuts like you that are probably a part of this whole fucking troll community.
All right.
I broadcast to my true fans.
And by the way, what's up, Polar Capitalist, the newest member of the IC, baby?
Cheers to Polar Capitalist once again.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about 805 Radio Graffiti 805?
Hello?
What's up, dude?
Yeah.
Hey, it's me, Nafara.
Again, you're going to play guest of minority on me?
No, we already know that you're like kind of a fucking Mexican variant, right?
I'm black.
You're black?
Yeah, I'm black.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Are you black in the Obama black or are you black in the Wesley Snipes black?
Um, Obama black.
So you're not totally black?
Yeah.
So you're a light-skinned.
I can still say nigga.
I can still say nigga.
No, well, no, that's not true because if you're a light skin, you have to, you know, put into consideration how much percentage you are black.
Well, isn't Obama like 50-50?
Well, I don't know.
If you want my opinion, I think Obama was less black than he was anything else.
But we're talking about you, Nafara.
So are you more other race than black?
And you just got the kinky hair?
So you think you could say the N-word?
You got an N-word pass?
Dude, my dad invented the N-word pass.
Oh, yeah?
So do you have the kinky hair and shit?
Yeah, he did it.
Yeah, he invented it in 1980.
Do you have a fro?
What?
Do you have an afro?
Um, no.
Okay, well.
It's not curls, though.
Well, I guess it is an afro.
It is an afro.
but yeah, but it's not huge.
Do you, uh...
It's not huge.
Do you...
Do you use Soul Glow?
Do I do what?
Do you use Soul Glow?
Yes, Latvio, Soul Glow!
No.
You don't use that?
No, I don't.
Okay.
Well, anyway, is there anything that you wanted to say here?
Did you want to give some shout-outs or something?
All right, okay.
Well, let me give a shout-out to my boy Keemscace.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
Fuck Keemscace.
All right.
We don't need to be hearing, you know, shout-outs to Keemscares for Christ's sake.
All right.
He's a piece of trash.
All right.
We don't need no shout-outs to Keemscares.
As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, who's on the fucking horn right now?
Who the fuck's on a horn?
None other than Keemscarce Radio Graffiti.
Thank gosh.
How are you, man?
Yeah, I'm not too happy about everybody giving you props.
I'll tell you that.
Well, listen, just before I say anything, seriously, ghost, listen, you shouldn't just all of a sudden stop alcohol like that, man.
I remember you did that last fight or something like that, man.
Well, I know.
I wasn't intending to do so, but my body was feeling so good without having alcohol in it.
So I was trying to do it for as long as I possibly can.
I'm probably going to booze it tomorrow, though.
Yeah, but no, seriously, you do have to drink tomorrow, man.
You're going to kill yourself if you don't.
I'm going to drink.
Don't worry about it.
I'm going to drink.
Don't worry, mom.
I'm going to drink, okay?
All right.
And second, ghost, listen.
Remember to do shout-outs this episode, all right?
Stop being a lazy bitch.
Yeah, get this fucking team scarce out of here.
I'll do shout-outs if I want to.
How about that shit?
I'll do shout-outs if I fucking want to.
I don't need some fucking little pre-pubescent meatball-eating piece of shit like you to sit here and try to tell me when to do shout-outs and when not to.
Do you understand that?
Why don't you let your balls drop first before you call up and try to talk garbage and demand shit from me?
Give me a fucking break for Christ's sake.
Yeah, why don't you fucking do shout-outs over there?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I'm going to shove this fucking meatball up my ass.
The fuck out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let's move on.
Who else do we have here?
How about who else?
We haven't done this.
How about 443 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, hello, Ghost.
Could you hear me?
Hey, what's up, dude?
I can hear you.
What's up, man?
Hey, so quick question.
Hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on.
Before you ask the question, can you speak up a little bit?
We can't hear you, dude.
Yeah, I just wanted to ask, like, how do you get into the stock market?
How do you get into the stock market?
Well, you know, if you don't know how to get into the stock market, you're a fucking moron.
So get out of here.
All right.
I mean, it's as easy as downloading the like Robin Hood app at this point.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Man, how'd I get in the motherfucking stock market, man?
You know what I'm saying?
Go, who else do we got here?
How about how about 913 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 913, what the fuck?
Yeah, great.
Some fucking Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
If you're going to be a Helen Keller deaf mute, get the fuck off my line.
All right?
What the hell are you talking about?
They'll out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got 214 Radio Graffiti.
He said, nigga, we did it.
Boy, you got a fucking.
What?
Fuck fucking radio graffiti, you fucking.
You are there.
You are there.
Get this shit out of here.
All that for that, you stupid moron.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 336 Radio Graffiti?
You got somebody over there making some roughings in your knickers, do you?
Well, you know what you should do, son?
You should go out there and whoop the bee Jesus out of all of them.
You got your anger.
Why don't you use your anger to kick the crap out of all the knickers that are bullying you at school?
You know what I mean?
And whoopab Jesus out of all of them.
Knickers.
Ghost alarm crocks, you fucking dicks.
Ghost alarm crock.
Do you understand me?
Ghost alarm crockery.
You don't give a shit.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this shit out.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not even going to let it finish.
Shut up.
Now, I didn't say anything bad there, okay?
I didn't say the N-word.
I was talking about trousers, okay?
Fucking idiot.
Now, y'all are trying to make it sound like it's I said something racist.
Fuck you, man.
All right, fuck off.
I'm telling you, dude.
What?
What now?
What?
Ghost, how come it didn't fucking go through?
What the hell did you say?
Ghost, I'm here for finance, financial advice, and serious callers, but I'm going to hang up on one serious caller of the night.
The only serious call of the night.
Hold on, let me go ahead and play this again.
How come this didn't play?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It looks like the text-to-speech bitch is lazy or something.
Anyway, sounds like a good way to keep the tards away to me.
Oh, God, it happened again.
Oh, no wonder you didn't.
Because you're the fucking engineer.
Clean me up, fucking asshole.
All right, dude.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
I'm going to do a couple more of these fucking calls and I'm done.
Okay.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking done.
You know.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
What's up, dude?
Hello?
Hey, man.
I'm doing pretty good, man.
I, you know, recently sold some silver and gold coinage, and there's a coin show in March.
I'm looking to get a hand on a $50 gold piece, kind of more Pacific.
And it's pretty good, man.
So, you know, one thing to say is Trump motherfucking 2020, baby.
Woo-hoo.
Hell yeah, dude.
Thank you very much, man.
Straight from an anonymous caller.
Thank you very much, baby.
All right.
I love it.
I love it.
Cheers to that guy, by the way.
How about oh, hold on.
Here's somebody.
Here's somebody.
Ard Hammond, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
So, how about Trump's mushroom tip, huh?
It really capped off the shadows last show, huh?
I guess Jeffrey Epsom wasn't the only thing that died, huh?
All right, get this idiot out of you.
You know, I knew you were going to fucking say something about your stupid two-bit art for Christ's sake.
You're a fucking sick, pervert, beefy tit having asshole, for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about how about 714 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
Just uh fuck what that's it?
Well, what the fuck?
That right there is your typical fucking millennial and Gen Zer right there, right?
He had something in his head.
He knew what he was gonna say.
And then fuck.
That's fucking Ocasio Cortez right there, all right?
That's millennial fucking relaxed brain right there, baby.
All right, that's that's what that is right there.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about Jesus Christ?
How about Fish Fast Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Fish Fast, you're gonna fucking do something.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, why call up if you're gonna be a Hell and Keller deaf mute, you dumb fucking shithead?
All right, who else do we got here?
How about Rolling Rock, Radio Graffiti?
Are you playing that because we could be seeing the last days of the host of Jeopardy?
What's his name?
Pat Sajak or whatever his name is?
I mean, you know, I really feel bad.
I know that the host of Jeopardy is suffering from prostate cancer.
No, it's not prostate.
Excuse me.
It is the same cancer that afflicted Steve Jobs.
I can't believe I forgot the name of it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, pancreatic cancer.
Thank you very much, Baca survivor, even though you're a fucking idiot.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the host of Jeopardy, Pat Sajak.
I hope that, you know, he hooks it up with the, yeah, you know, pancreatic cancer is pretty much fatal, dude.
It's really sad.
Anyway, let's continue.
Let's not get somber here.
Let's not get somber.
How about Long Baton Johnson Radio Graffiti?
Yay, man.
Radio graffiti.
One fish too bitch, not Jewish.
One fish too bitch, I'm Jewish.
One fish too big, I'm Jewish.
One fish, too big, I'm Jewish.
One fish, too, bitch, not Jewish.
One fish, too, big, I'm Jewish.
One fish, too big, I'm Jewish.
One fish, too big, I'm Jewish.
two fish not jewish one fish two fish not jewish one fish two fish not jewish One fish, too big.
Take this shit off, you fucking anti-Semitic assholes.
So what if I was Jewish, you assholes?
So what if I was Jewish, you anti-Semitic bricks?
All right, I eat pork.
I like a ham sandwich.
I like bacon.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Look, I'm done, dude.
I think I'm done with fucking radio graffiti at this point.
All right.
I've done like a fucking hour of radio graffiti, and all I'm getting, I got like two positive calls, and everybody else is a fucking jerk off trying to fucking, you know, make me look like a fucking idiot, man.
All right.
I am not Jewish, but so what if I was.
So what if I was, for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
I'm done.
I'm fucking, I'm done, man.
I'm not even, I'm not even joking around, dude.
I'm done with this fucking shit.
Y'all want me to continue to fucking do this shit?
I mean, they're insulting me, man.
They're making me look like an asshole.
They're making me look like a fucking asshole, dude.
I M Done With This Fucking Shit00:05:28
All right.
That's what they're fucking doing.
All right.
I'll do a couple of more.
And then I want each and every one of you in the chat room to just shut your stupid, stinking faces.
All right.
Just shut your stupid, stinking, fat, fucking incel, neck-bearded faces, you fucking idiot.
God damn it, you all piss me off.
You all piss me off.
And aesthetics, shut up, all right?
Why don't you go to the gym at fucking two in the morning like you do?
Go look at man ass and shut up.
Fucking telling me what to do.
Any of you people.
All right?
Any of you people.
Fuck's sake, man.
All right, let's move on.
Let's see who else do we have here.
How about Tyler Radio Graffiti?
I mean, listen, the only Pete Byrne song that you should just palette is that you send me right round, baby, right round like the vector baby, round, down, round, round.
You send me right round, baby, right round like the vector baby, clown, down, round, round.
And that's only for one spin, and that's at like some kind of a two-bit fucking wedding or some shit.
Well, first of all, am I wrong?
I mean, somebody donated on last Tuesday's show some Pete Burns song, okay?
And I mean, I think that the only Pete Byrne song that anybody should appreciate is the song I just sang there, and only for one spin at a two-bit wedding, for Christ's sake.
And hopefully that wedding has got open bar.
So I'm just saying, I don't understand why that's so wrong, all right?
Anyway, who's this?
Ghost on his break, radio graffiti.
Rolf-a-copter radio graffiti Get asshole I was having a panic attack!
Stupid idiot!
I was having a fucking panic attack!
You fuck!
You fuck!
Fucking idiot!
I just fucking had a panic attack!
Man, fuck you, whoever the fuck did that, man!
Fuck you!
I'm sitting over here having a panic attack, and this fucker is making some kind of a splice out of it, for fuck's sake!
Oh, God.
I'm sick of all of you people.
I'm not even choking, man.
I'm so sick, all of you.
You know, I'm doing me right now, all right?
You all just sit there and shut up, and I'm doing me right now, for Christ's sake.
Where's my fucking pipe?
Here it is.
And look, there's a brand new bowl in there.
I had loaded it without even fucking taking a hit because I've been fucking paying attention to you fucks.
All right.
All right, you got to calm down here, man.
I don't want another panic attack for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm going to smoke a little bit, all right?
I'm going to smoke.
I'm going to fucking smoke.
Give me a couple of fucking hits.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
Do another caller.
Shut up.
I'll do what I want to.
All right.
Do you see the name of the show, boy?
Huh?
It's the ghost show.
It's my fucking show.
It's not your show.
So shut up.
Oh, God.
All right, give me my smoke.
Hold on, I gotta.
I gotta catch my fucking breath.
I got to catch my fucking breath.
That's a good one.
That's a fucking good one right there, dude.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
That's right.
Now that one, that one was good.
You see the difference in my voice all of a sudden?
That one hit me pretty good, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I've got the whore from Impanema playing in my head right now.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm feeling pretty good now.
I'm feeling pretty good now, baby.
Just one more hit.
Just one more fucking hit, dude, and we'll get back to whatever we was doing, all right?
I mean, I've got a new me here.
I've got a new me.
I'm a broadcaster that broadcasts high energy for up to fucking nine hours, baby.
Do you understand that?
Battle Royale And Aimbot Cheating00:15:18
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Who else is doing that?
All right, you look at these streamers.
They're fucking, you know, they're playing a fucking video game and not even talking through it.
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I mean, you see these other streamers.
They don't got the energy as this man right here.
And that's without alcohol, baby.
That's just pure fucking, I'm just burning.
I'm just burning my own fuel, baby.
You understand?
I'm burning my own fuel.
All right, let me go ahead and let me take another smoke here.
All right.
And look, let me tell you something.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, okay?
Somebody asked in the chat room, when am I going to do a video game stream, okay?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I've been playing a couple of games out here to get my fingering going on and, you know, doing some training, okay?
I don't like these fucking games, first and foremost, okay?
Now, I want to be honest with you, I have been playing Fortnite.
Now, I know, look, don't come at me with any bad fucking bullshit.
And, oh my God, you queer or any of that shit.
I don't want to hear that shit, okay?
The reason I played Fortnite is because it's the most popular fucking game.
And you've got idiots, you've got idiots like Ninja and Shroud getting millions of dollars because all they do is play that bullshit.
Now, listen to me, all right?
I'm pretty good at the game.
The problem is, is I know that the better fucking players are a bunch of fucking cheat aimbot macro implementing bunch of shit.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, okay?
That's what pisses me off that, you know, they've got these fucking gamer mouses that they program these fucking macros on, and they fucking, they're able to build these stupid, dumb fucking forts and all this fucking bullshit.
And look, people in the chat room, ghost is one step away from being a true sellout.
How am I selling out?
And first of all, it's a free game.
It's a free fucking game for Christ's sake, all right?
And I'm not putting anything on the skins.
I haven't fucking spent a red cent on Fortnite, okay?
But I'm going to be honest with you, I just don't like the fact that, you know, you can have these macros in which you can just instantaneously, because look, I've been practicing on my fingering, believe me.
I mean, I'm pretty good at Fortnite.
I mean, I may do a Fortnite stream here soon, so I'll let y'all know about that.
But I'm going to show you guys that these fucking people are a bunch of Aimbot, fucking macro implementing cheaters.
And look, I tell on them too.
If I think they're using Aimbot, I turn them into the fucking Fortnite police.
But I don't know if that ever does anything.
I'm not even joking around.
So anyway, I've been doing Fortnite.
And listen, I'm not, I'm pretty goddamn good.
All right.
And what is this?
Your autism is showing ghosts.
Fortnite uses easy anti-cheat.
You can't use Aimbots, idiot.
What are you talking about?
One of the FaZe clan assholes.
All right.
One of these.
And by the way, fuck FaZe Clan, by the way, you fucking ethnic, ambiguous pricks.
Anyway, one of them got caught.
I forget you played Fortnite because Fortnite takes no skill and you wanted to play a game that even boomers are good at.
Oh, fuck off there, Tyler.
All right.
Fuck off for Christ's sake.
Anyway, the fucking one of the FaZe clan assholes is banned from Fortnite for life because the fucking, he was using Aimbot and somebody told on him and the Fortnite police investigated and they found out.
They found out.
Well, Christ, if you're playing that homosexual game, it's blatantly obvious that Mrs. Ghost is the only one.
Fuck off, all right?
Listen, I played that game because it was free, first of all.
And secondly, my gaming tutor said it would be a great place to practice.
And it was.
I want to be honest with you.
I think it's a great place to practice.
I'm good at killing.
I usually get like four or five kills every game I play.
The problem is I think that people are fucking using Aimbot and the fucking macros, the fucking these fort-building fucks.
I mean, these fort-building fucks, there's no way through regular fingering, you're able to fucking throw up these goddamn forts at will like this.
There's no fucking way.
There's absolutely no fucking way.
And I know that these people are using like the fucking macros that you can, you know, program on your gaming computer to do this shit.
And I think it's fucking, it's bad.
All right.
It's fucking bad.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Listen, I'll start a gaming stream as soon as I possibly can.
I just think that Fortnite is just, I'll play it, but I'm going to show y'all that it is just, you know, I mean, I'm pretty good at killing in this son of a bitch.
The problem is, is that some of these fucking people actually use the fucking the shit I'm telling you.
And I'm not cheating.
I'm using a goddamn Logitech mouse thumbball or whatever you, a mouse ball.
Wow, what a snitch.
You should not, listen, listen.
This is why I don't like esports as a legitimate competition, okay?
Because let me tell you something.
If players are allowed to use things like Aimbot and macros, where is the fucking actual skill is all I'm saying, all right?
Hey, what is this?
Your tutor?
Hey, ghost, I got to come clean.
I just want to put it up your iron.
Go fucking, go shut up, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, let me get back to Radio Graffiti or whatever the fuck I'm doing for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me get a smoke here.
Money grows on trees.
I wish it did, baby.
But then if it did, it wouldn't be capitalism.
It'd be socialism because everybody could just get money from trees.
Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
Anyway, I just use a fucking Logitech ball mouse that I control the ball with my thumb.
I'm fucking awesome at that, man.
I fucking snipe people from fucking a long ways away.
And they get fucking triggered.
But that's all I use.
I don't have a fucking gaming mouse with all these stupid buttons that you can program a macro to.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying, man.
And I haven't even played that often.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I think I've played maybe the equivalent.
I played like maybe, I don't even know.
I mean, I really don't play that often.
I don't have the time to.
All right, but yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I mean, I think I even got my Fortnite stats here.
Let's go to my Fortnite stats.
See where I'm at here.
Listen, I haven't been playing that often.
All right.
All right.
I haven't been playing that often here.
All right.
Here we go.
Look, I only do solos here.
Get this ad off.
Hold on.
Get this ad off.
All right.
Here it is.
Hold on.
I don't want to show y'all my name.
Well, I guess I will.
Might as well.
I'll put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
All right.
There it is.
Solo.
There are the stats.
And I don't really play that often.
But still, you know, just that's all I do is solo mode, baby.
You know what I mean?
Not too bad.
Not too fucking bad.
All right.
And based on the time played, checking this out.
Based on the time played, I am of the top 0.1 percentile of badass players.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Average match time, fucking seven minutes of 0.3%.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
And look, that's why I'm saying they're amazed that, you know, I've done so much.
I don't even play that often.
I'm just saying, dude.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I haven't been playing that often, you dumb shitheads.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Take the PC shot off.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, all you people are talking shit.
I probably already owned your ass in a goddamn Battle Royale, dude.
I probably already owned your ass.
All right.
And I do the dance on them, too.
Like, I do the dance.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, once I fucking kill them, and I'm sure it fucking chaps their ass.
I'm sure it chaps their ass.
Anyway, let me get back to fucking Radio Graffiti here.
All right.
I'm just saying, look, I haven't been playing that long for Christ's sake.
All right.
Oh, great.
Now, everybody's going to add me to their fucking.
No, don't add me, please.
All right.
I'm fucking disgusting in you.
Get off Fortnite and fight on Rocket League, a game for, who, a game for who?
A game that takes real skill.
What the hell is Rocket League?
All right.
Anyway, let's get back to Radio Graffiti and we'll move on.
I can't believe that.
Yeah, I can't believe that I even admitted to you, morons.
But I'm just trying to tell you, my gaming tutor said that it is the, you know, if you can fucking be good in that game, then you could probably kick ass in any game.
So I think so.
I think so, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue.
How about the Cowboy Coomer Radio Graffiti?
Pettus Radio Graffiti.
Oh, I'm cooling.
Oh, I will cool me.
Oh, I'm recommending.
Oh, I will cool me.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right, I've had about enough of this shit.
That's enough of Radio Graffiti, dude.
I've had enough.
Take Radio Graffiti out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
I was having a serious panic attack, and here I am.
I'm trying to do breathing measures that help.
Once you get your fucking bearing straight, you know, go fuck yourself.
All right, dude.
Go fuck off.
Anyway, look, I got two 20 buckers that I've got to do, folks.
All right.
I don't know why these guys are donating.
It says clearly on top, don't fucking do it.
But here it is.
All right.
Anyway, hold on.
Let me make sure I don't have another one here.
Jesus Christ.
Look at all.
Why do y'all fucking do this to me, dude?
Calling me a fucking webcomic.
I'm looking at that.
Look at you, fucking idiot.
You fucking die.
Fucking.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
What kind of people are you, man?
I mean, do you understand that regardless of what you all think about me?
Oh, yeah, that's it.
All right.
There's the pet Mexicans.
I think it's 820.
All right.
So if you want to, if you want to contribute to the pet Mexican, I think it's 13 bucks.
And then I'll fucking hook it up with the pet Mexicans, whatever.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on here.
Who do we got here?
We got.
Let me go to this bat.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't mean to be so off keystroker here, but I told people not to do the 20 buckers.
All right, we're going to do these two, and then we're going to move on with the broadcast.
Here's this one.
Hold on.
I thought I had it.
Here it is.
Ghost's favorite song.
All right.
That's very interesting.
Let's see this.
Ghost's favorite song.
This is supposed to be my favorite song.
I think I hear Home Depot in this one, they said.
Okay, let's see what the fuck you're talking about.
What the fuck is this?
It's fucking cans of Jesus.
Are you step from lashing out at you?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
And what's up with this meme about Home Depot?
You can't be something you're not.
Be yourself.
This is musical blasphemy, Lord.
Musical fucking guys for me.
Oh, my God.
Seriously, Sam.
What the hell is this?
What's going on between me and Rayden Snake?
This is personal.
The sign on my ass says enter.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
Take it off.
What the fuck is this shit?
I love you too, ghost.
Take this shit up.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know this fucking SoundCloud shit.
Good God.
Turn it off, engineer.
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
Jesus Christ, Smith.
Thank you.
I don't go to SoundCloud.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Neither does the engineer.
So don't fucking laugh about that.
All right.
There was a little bit of a technical glitch.
We figured it out.
Shut your fucking pie holes.
All right.
All right.
Who else we got here?
What?
Oh, anonymous.
Another anonymous here.
What is it?
You forgot to hang up the phone, ghost, so we're going to do an app.
Oh, you turn off the phone.
Turn.
Hang the fucking phone up.
Fucking idiot.
Take hang your shit up.
Hang it up.
Hang it up.
Hey yeah.
Fake it.
Fucking fuck.
No shit.
Whoever the hell that anonymous person was, thank you very much, dude.
Thank you very much because this fucking engineer, I'm telling you, man.
I mean, you know, he obviously can't fucking multitask at all.
So, all right.
Thank you.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we got one more $20, $20 up in here.
Get This Alien Shit Out Of Here00:03:26
And of course, it's Geno.
It's Geno X 1987.
And he didn't say anything, but of course, we all know Geno X 1987.
He likes to show really freaky type videos.
So viewer discretion is advised to all the folks that are listening to the broadcast.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised.
What is Geno X?
Oh, geez.
X-Files, asshole?
X-Files?
But I've been known by many aliases during my long career with the U.S. government.
Is that Robert Wager?
I'm hardly known as a humble man.
I've been a witness to history, much of it violent, much of it an abomination of the values Americans hold dear.
I've had a privileged seat at the centers of power, held the reins of that power.
Oh, yeah?
Sacrifices few are capable of, of which even fewer are willing.
If people knew the truth, they'd riot in the streets.
Too much is made of the will to power.
As if our will is free, our choice is our own.
Our destinies are forged in our bones.
Made real by a Okay, all right, you got me interested.
What the hell are you trying to build up to, pal?
I'm not a bad man, more a practical man.
I have taken certain gifts I was given and made good men great.
It is my greatness.
I'm a father to two men who figured more in the future than it all comes down to David DeCovney, who, believe it or not, has had a sex addiction problem which ruined his marriage.
Just FYI.
Searching for truths as I have parceled them out.
Truths held only by the few who know the levers of power and the invisible hand controlling them.
The invisible hand of life out there.
Good heavens.
To doubt it is a failure of more than the imagination.
It is a failure to recognize the limits of the world.
Aw, alien shit.
Get this alien shit out of here.
I mean, seriously.
We search.
We hope for a sign as if our eyes and ears are good enough.
Our brains large enough.
Our ego small enough.
I'm an old man now.
I will leave my own fucking more than presidents or tyrants.
Get this stupid UFO shit out of here.
The fleeting bones of men.
I ask only for the years to show my sons and their sons I was right.
What their father did had to be done.
All right.
Well, yeah, that's how you justify it, right?
That's how those glow-in-the-dark CIA motherfuckers justify it, right?
And by the way, moon landing, nothing but Nevada.
That's all I got to say.
moon landing nothing but nevada yep yeah you see they're starting to they're starting to show you the truth from plain sight huh They're starting to show you the truth in plain sight, baby.
Anyway, take a look at this.
All right.
We're already, what is this?
Justifying The Glow In The Dark CIA00:15:25
Four hours and 30 minutes into the broadcast.
All right.
And we've done a couple of 20 buckers up in here.
So let's go ahead and do some shout outs since everybody's out there saying, coach, I want to see some shout-outs.
So let's go ahead and do it.
Now, for you folks that are new to the broadcast, what you're going to have to do, put the PC shot on, baby.
You're going to have to do is go to ghost.report.
All you got to do is put that in your browser right there.
Ghost.report.
And once you get here, you click this little ghost forum post right here, this little ghost forum.
And once you do, sign up to the forum and you can be chatting with us, kicking back with us.
It's free of charge.
Nothing, you know, not a big deal.
And I think that we're going to be doing this one.
This was 19 episode 132.
And this is under the Ghost Show area.
So let's go ahead and click that.
And there it is.
Let's go to the first one because we're going to have to go to the beginning.
All right.
Let's go ahead and go to the first one.
There it is, folks.
All right.
And that's how we're doing shout-outs.
And of course, we've already seen we've got shout-outs.
So let's go ahead and get into shout-outs right now.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Shout-outs poster.
There it is.
There's Flamin' Creations.
Hey, ghost, did you know that Freddy once ripped off a Nintendo product?
Here is my replica of the power glove he wore in the sixth film that I built.
I also included a picture of the screen used for reference.
Cheers, GX.
Are you serious, dude?
Okay, here it is.
I didn't realize that he did that.
Look at that freaky ass fucking face of Freddy.
Awesome, dude.
Look at this.
Awesome reproductions.
This is a pretty good art, dude, that you have.
I'm not even joking.
Very, very good.
Look at this shit.
This is awesome.
I mean, I hope that you're selling this.
I'm pretty sure you are.
And I hope that you're making a pretty good penny on this stuff because I know there's a lot of folks that would love this.
So cheers to you, Flamin' Creations.
Russell Vyjimmy's.
I believe the government are secretly kidnapping polar bears, painting them black, painting black spots on them and forcing them to be pandas.
All right, great.
And yeah, the whites are at it again.
Yeah, real funny idiot.
Here's Bob Tom.
GX, what's up, ghost?
So tell us, Ghosty, how did you dodge the draft?
I didn't dodge nothing.
Come on, you can tell us what's your secret.
Did you leave your legs outside?
Look, Bob Tom, fuck off, dude.
All right.
You're a piece of shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Look at this.
You're a piece of crap.
You know that?
I mean, aren't you the one with the cat dying for Christ's sake?
Look at you, huh?
Fucking Christ.
I'm going to write to the cat gods.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, all furries are man children.
GX, I've been having some financial troubles as of recently and was wondering if you had any advice to a fellow capitalist.
I've been thinking of investing in stocks.
I can't think.
Anyway, dude, I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
What is this?
All right.
I don't understand what the fuck you.
What are you doing?
I mean, give me a fucking, bro.
What is this?
Oh, God, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what the hell is.
Do we have to ban this person?
Do we have to ban our master?
Is this what I'm trying to get here?
Our master is kind of a fruit bowl.
We got to get rid of him.
Is that what we're getting here?
All right.
Do we have to get rid of our master?
Because I think that's probably what we're going to have to do.
We have to ban our master.
All right.
We're going to ban him.
All right.
We won't ban him now.
But if you come across, we have to ban him for Christ's sake.
I don't know.
No?
Expose, ban him.
I mean, look at him.
He's like, I have autism and I'm proud of it, especially I'm not on the spare case.
Well, if you weren't brainwashed by Ghost in his cuck circle, you'd be making video donos to him non-stop fucking Twilly Atkins, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much, all Furries or Man Children.
Seymour Bots, GX, thanks for the show, Ghost.
I love this webcomic.
I hope you're talking about Alex Jones and not talking about me, boy.
Steve Hinges, jihadists come to America, shoot school, and ghost grandchildren.
What is this?
Are you showing this like it's that easy to get a gun or something?
I mean, so what?
All right.
We all got guns down here in Texas, baby.
I mean, like, holding a rifle over your shoulder is like a goddamn fashion accessory out here in Texas, baby.
Dizzlert, hey wheels, got good news for your hentai fappet ass.
They got Trump hentai.
Dude, I don't give a shit if they got Trump hentai.
Only a sick, fat little bastard like you would be waxing your fucking stupid any carrot to this kind of crap.
So sit there and shut up, Dizzlert.
All right, Gizmo2046 GX, have a good show.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it, Gizmo.
Texas History Teacher, GX.
I need engineer's address so I can send him a wedding invite.
Also, I really want to buy some merch ghosts.
Is they're really coming out?
They are, dude.
I know.
We're getting to it.
All right.
I'm not in a rush to do it.
I mean, because, you know, I don't want anybody to think I'm some kind of a shekel goblin, even though everybody thinks I am.
So I don't know.
We'll get to it.
Don't worry about it, man.
Thank you very much, Texas History Teacher.
Adel Sausages.
Hey, Hambone, I got a new single coming for you.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
Daddy Rockin' Hambone Bathhouse Boys.
All right, it's great.
That's just great.
Communists for Trump, GX, America's Secret Weapon in WW3, Sexy Goat.
Oh, dude, that's fucking sick, dude.
That's fucking sick.
Cheat beer.
Is that for real?
Is that like, what is that?
Is that in like a communist country or socialist country?
I mean, that looks exactly like a fucking, what a socialist beer would look like, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Also, boomers rely too much on technology.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking idiot.
Suck duck for quack.
Hey, ghost, I've been murdering the shit out of a Weibo just for you.
I've been joining his lobbies whenever he's on and start hunting him down.
Fuck anime.
Look at this guy.
No shit.
Kill the Weibo, man.
If he's going to use a Weibo skin, fucking shoot him down.
Shoot him down.
You're damn right.
We've got Pettus.
Beware of the flying carpets.
What is this?
America, what is this?
No shit.
Look at this.
They ain't got nothing.
They ain't got nothing.
Okay?
Except flying carpets, for Christ's sake, all right?
And, you know, whatever.
Who else we got?
Thanks a lot, Pettis.
We really needed that information.
Keem Scarce.
Hey, Ghost GX.
This is my reaction every time Ghost gets into another retarded, boring ass rant about millennials, white nationalists, neckbeards, and Democrats.
Well, if you don't like it, Keem Scarce, get your stupid fucking lack of ball having cannoli up the ass having piece of trash.
Wannabe fucking soprano ass out of here.
All right.
Fucking idiot.
What is this?
Oh, geez.
All right.
Never mind.
I'm not clicking on it.
Cut myself laughing.
GX for the best duo in broadcasting history.
All right.
Don't fucking put me in any kind of a hentai or anime bunch of bullshit.
All right.
Shark attack.
Thank you for watching my video tonight.
Ghost.
I was not trolling.
YouTube is in trouble right now because it is auto-marking anything animated is safe for kids, even though it is clearly not.
Creators are pissed.
Thank you for playing it.
Appreciate it, even though you're in a wheelchair and you shit yourself.
Go Bernie, look at that go fuck, fuck you.
If anybody shits themselves, it's fucking Bonie Sanders.
Okay, I guarantee it.
I guarantee that damn.
Uh, Bernie Sanders is wearing pampers.
I'm not joking around.
Jesus Christ, who is this?
Dokie Dokie jihad, GX.
Glad you appreciate the pictures I posted and shout out, you Shekel, Goblin.
Uh well, I don't, I don't, fucking like these fucking pictures.
What are you talking about yo, little Ghostie?
These pictures sum up your show quite well, stop screeching, little go.
What is this shit?
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, you must be a little autist or something.
You must be a little pissed about it huh, huh.
Yeah, you want to know why you're pissed about it, because you know it's the fucking truth there, boy.
So get off your spectrum and get into reality there boy Jesus, what the hell is this?
Oh my god, 1m machine dude that.
Get this shit out of here.
Get it out of here, get it out of here, all right, who is this?
We got uh CYTV, Canaduck.
Uh, GX.
I posted your picture.
It's your poo, blood and number locks.
Is that?
Is that supposed to be me for real?
Uh, mr Neggy, generation 7, GX.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Latin girl comforting you and telling you it's okay to drink five medilla?
Dude, let me tell you something, is this for real?
Are people really fucking getting into this?
What do they call it Asmr bullshit?
And, by the way, what is that short for?
Okay, I didn't get the fucking memo.
I don't look into this shit.
All right, what is asm?
What the fuck does that mean?
And are people actually watching this shit?
I mean, is this for real?
I mean, i'm not.
I'm not even joking around.
Man Ladin, girl comforting you and telling you it's okay to drink five medillos at 11 a.m.
All right, what is it?
Autonomous sensory meridian response.
Oh my god, people are actually fucking doing this, you know like like like, do you?
I mean, let me?
It makes me ask you even a deeper question, are people putting that virtual reality stuff on and then playing this and then like pretending that it's really happening or something?
I mean this is very bizarre.
This is very, very bizarre and I can't believe that there's this many people into this.
All right, i'm not even kidding around, Jesus Christ, I may even do some Asmr shit.
Huh say, you are a fat fucking piece of shit.
You're a loser.
You've got a neck beard, you are a piece of you know some shit anyway.
Uh, I think I already said this guy's name, CYTV, Canada.
I already said this guy's name, Raptor Aid.
Uh GX, Ghost.
It's been a bit since I caught up with the broadcast.
Anyway, made some art and on PNP.
What the fuck does that mean?
It's not as good because I made it while I was bored.
Cheers.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
That's supposed to be me right there.
Look at that.
Take a look at that.
That's supposed to be me there.
Look at this.
Is this supposed to be me too?
Look at that.
African booty scratcher.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
All right.
Thanks a lot there, Raptor 876.
We got Hakaruku Takahashi.
I'm a girl.
Cute ghost.
And Ghost, if you were a blonde white woman with blue eyes and host a show like this, would the show be the same way like this or would it, or it wouldn't because you're manly dominance.
Would you quit a long time ago if you were a woman?
What are you talking about, dude?
I'm a man, baby.
All right.
The reason people listen to this broadcast is because of the manly dominance that I'm throwing around the fucking internet, dude.
It is what it is.
All right.
What is this?
IPNUI.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Yeah, fuck you.
Thank you for telling me to invest in B-U-T-C.
I made about $1,000 so far with a but coin.
Butt coin.
Fuck off.
I never said anything like this.
And what the hell is this?
Ghost did my lame mascara.
I don't know what the fuck this guy.
GX, sorry you don't like the photo of two black guys kissing.
I could replace it.
One of the black guys.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm not clicking that.
Fat Man 1945.
Hey, Ghost, how goes it?
I got my first gun today.
Gonna go to the range with it on Friday.
Excuse me.
Love your show.
And I listen to it almost every show.
Cheers, God bless.
And have a good night.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at that.
That's a nice little Ruger there.
A little Ruger?
Nice, baby.
Pretty good shit.
Cheers to you, man.
ST Mike the Meme Genie.
GX webcomic.
All right, fuck off.
I'm not going to click this shit.
What is this?
Introverted friends.
I know we made plans, but I don't want to do a show.
Awesome.
I'd love not to want to go fuck off.
I'm not reading it.
You can read it yourself.
All right.
You can all read it yourself for Christ's sake.
I'm not reading this shit.
Fucking ST Mike.
And what is this chandelier?
Doubt Ghost will do forum shout outs due to him being a lazy ham bone.
But here's your reward if you did, Ghost.
Is this for real?
A fucking hambone award?
It probably is.
Probably to give to Grandma because she gave you a pretty good fucking ham hock, you know, for Thanksgiving or some shit.
Here's Bathrobe Dwayne, GX.
50 stars equals 50% of violent crimes.
13 stripes, 13% of the pop.
Ah, dude, that's fucked up, dude.
That is fucked up.
That is fucked up.
I'm not even going to say anything else.
We got Lone Star.
Ghost is needing a little of this right about now.
Dude, first of all, dude, that's a lot of cans.
How many cans is that?
99 cans?
99 cans.
Dude, I don't even like Pap's blue ribbon.
I would buy that because they sold it in 99 cans.
Unfucking believable.
I got to think about that.
That's taking a party to a party there, folks.
Nice.
Anyway, what is this?
Rock Ape.
Cheers, ghost.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, the Rock Ape?
How you doing, dude?
We got Vice Chairman Shrimp Fried Rice.
Rock Ape And Insulin Needs00:06:29
GX, you Furthy Caparist.
And is this fucking communist?
Are you fucking joking me?
Is this like the communist version of like artwork pertaining to my show?
And what the hell is this?
Is this me getting a fucking fruitcake from fucking Caroline?
Who the fuck is this shrimp-fried rice?
Is this who you are?
Kind of fucking shit is this, dude?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And to remove this watermark, please sign up for inner.
There is no inner circle pro membership.
Don't listen to these fucking idiots.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Anyway, yeah, a picture of ghost in real life.
Go fuck yourself, you idiot.
Russell Sterling Dyer, Ghost Ace.
I'm not doing a show tomorrow.
Engineer Gibber is translation.
What are you saying?
Ghost Ace, I'm saying that after I've been cyberbullied, disrespected, and infested by bronies, I've got to think you got me something.
All right, whatever, asshole.
All right, go fucking shove it up your ass, all right?
And what is this?
Please fix this.
Unable.
Listen, this fucking troll is going way too fucking far at this point, all right?
I'm not joking around.
Enough of this fucking stupid fucking shit.
All right?
Stop.
There is no such thing as an inner circle gold membership, dude.
Stop confusing my audience.
I'm warning you.
Stop confusing my fucking audience, for Christ's sake.
All right, I got two words for your ass.
Punitive damages, asshole.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Spermy the cat GX.
Dude, why do you do that?
Dude, why would you do that?
Now, why the fuck would you do that?
Jesus fucking.
Why would you do that?
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Spermy.
Yeah, you really care about old ghost over here, all right?
And what is this?
Oswald Mosley did nothing wrong.
Reminder, Oswald.
Who the fuck is Oswald Mosley?
Is this this guy?
Big tittied anime girl.
Fucking stupid idiot.
Seriously, Samsung, we know you want a beer.
Look, stop fucking trying to get me to drink, dude, okay?
I'm going to drink tomorrow.
My innards are feeling good because I'm not fucking pouring down a bunch of badness in there, a bunch of fucking booze, for Christ's sake, all right?
My innards feel good.
For Christ's sake.
All right, where are we at?
Let's get to the – I might just do a couple more of these.
If you idiots are going to keep coming at me with these drinks.
I think that's completely irresponsible.
And I can't believe that you call yourself fans if this is what you're going to do, okay?
And I already said that idiot's name.
Jellyfish reminder, Epic Powell was right.
Okay, great, jellyfish.
Mr. Person GX found you in a video game, ghost, also sitting in a wheelchair and live streaming.
What is this?
This is a fucking video game.
What is this shit?
Is that me right there?
Is that me?
All right, get this, get this shit out of here.
Aussies are hot heads.
Dude, are you shitting me, pylons?
Daily reminder of ghost hypocrisy.
What is this?
All right, what is this?
Drone strike ghost response.
He's going to send us to war.
Damn leftist commie.
Yes, more blood spill.
Dude, you don't understand the first thing of international relations.
Do you understand me?
Not the first thing.
And you know what?
Fuck you, pylons.
That's it.
I'm only going to fucking do that one for you because you're a piece of shit.
All right.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got GX and what is this?
A soda connoisseur.
GX, I've heard you started drinking soda as an alternative to beer recently.
Do you recommend any soda brands of any kind?
Dude, listen.
I like Coca-Cola.
Everybody can shit talk me all they want to.
I don't care.
Okay.
If I happen to be at a Pepsi venue, which unfortunately that has been the case, there are some restaurants that get signed up with Pepsi.
And, you know, I'm not going to drink Pepsi, dude.
It tastes nothing like Coke.
It tastes horrible.
So I get a Dr. Pepper.
Okay.
I get a Dr. Pepper or a 7-up.
And that's about, that's the extent of my soda drinking.
I don't drink too much other than that.
And the reason I drink soda is because not only does it taste good, it tastes good with the food.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, let's move on.
We got Lightning Note.
GX, how's it going?
It's not going too bad there, Lightning Note.
There's Poopter Griffin watching some anime.
Is this an anime?
I pick cotton in the fields every day.
Is that really an anime, for Christ's sake?
All right.
Oh, look, here's Boat.
Look at this.
Boat is giving us some dietary information here.
Dietary fat is essential.
Something the body needs and cannot make of its own.
Carbohydrates are not essential.
Of course, that's what I said, Boat, but of course nobody listens.
Something the body needs, but only in small amounts and can make on its own when needed.
Instead, it puts you into this cycle.
Eat sugar like sugar, increase in sugar sitting in your blood, increasing insulin to let the sugar into your cells, as well as disrupting the signal to your brain that you're now full.
Sugar stores is fat.
Sugar taken care of, but insulin is still there, so you're hungry and tired again.
Repeat, but for each repeat, your cells are getting tired of the insulin nagging and become resistant to it.
Very good there, Boat.
Look at Boat getting all fucking nutritious on us, for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
There it is.
The sugar perpetual cycle.
And believe me, I understand the sugar addiction.
Sugar Perpetual Cycle Explained00:15:39
You know, I get it.
You know, it is what it is.
I'm trying to cut down on it.
So props to Boat.
I hope that you're taking that and making yourself healthy, bro.
Seriously.
What's up, Rup Roast?
GX, happy Bathhouse Thursday, Drippy.
I was talking politics with my friend in Prague today, and I asked him how he liked his government over there.
And he said it was like fine.
It was a fine system of checks and balances.
Oh, real funny.
Checks and balances.
And what is this?
The Ghost Show Studio Band, Thomas Albin and the Kazoo Knows Five.
The Kazoo Knows Five?
Jesus fucking Christ.
So what is this?
Throwback Thursday when Ghost's major award that he clearly broke out of.
I was able to take that back.
I was able to take that back.
Hey, come on.
It came like that.
All right.
That's how it is.
Anyway, dude, but dude, Ghost's trans daughter fitting to make me act up in this hoe.
The hell is this?
Her parents, what are your intentions with our daughter, me?
I don't get it.
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean.
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean whatsoever.
I have no fucking clue.
All right, what is this?
Radio Grilters Radio Graffiti.
GX Ghost, I hope you're doing well.
I hated a lot of the jokes that the TTS people were uttering tonight.
And I have a message.
I have one message for them.
Excuse me.
It's time to stop with these sick, perverted jokes, and let's start respecting in order to see the rest of this forum post.
You must be an inner circle.
Listen, there is no inner circle gold membership, you fucking idiots.
Stop confusing my audience.
All right.
There is no inner circle gold membership.
Don't listen to these fucking idiots.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Colonel Transisco.
Hey, GX, here is shout out.
You missed the last two shows.
Here are four of my rounds and one of my coins.
No shit, dude.
Take a look at this.
Anyway, and you got a question for me.
Do you believe that if America had listened to Joseph McCarthy and eventually elected him president rather than censoring and condemning him?
Let me tell you something.
McCarthy was a hero.
He exposed the communists that were hidden within our systems of government, our systems of communication.
I mean, seriously.
And it's always leftists that will do anything to tear you down.
It'll always be leftists to try to do something to discredit you.
Look at what they did to Brett Kavanaugh.
All right.
Luckily, he's a Supreme Court justice now.
But Brett Kavanaugh is a conservative man.
He is a conservative man.
You couldn't get any more conservative than this guy.
And they tried to bring in some stupid, dumb cunt who was obviously lying, who has connections to the CIA and all kinds of bullshit.
All right, first and foremost.
They had her come in and say, well, he sexually assaulted me, but I don't remember when.
I don't remember.
I mean, look at how they tried to tear that man down.
I mean, this is all the leftists and Democrats know how to do.
They're fucking scum, dude.
They're fucking scum.
Cheers to Joseph McCarthy.
And take a look at these coins, dude.
Look at this guy.
He's collecting some fucking coinage out here.
Take a look at this.
Also got a Donald Trump silver round.
Look at that.
There's a Trump silver round.
Dude, this guy's got some silver.
He's ready, dude.
I mean, this is how, you know, oh, a method.
This is a method of investing in silver.
And Colonel Transisco, he's got it.
He's got it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, hold on just a second.
This better not be something sick.
Depressed snowman.
Hey, ghost.
What do you think about the incoming war?
There's not going to be any war, dude.
Do you understand that Iran is scared shitless?
That's why I named the previous fucking broadcast as the attack was happening.
I named it, Iran launches Chinese bottle rockets at the United States because it was a pure cosmetic hit.
They don't want war with the United States, dude.
They don't want it.
All right.
Classic scene that for all the cocky young kids to learn from.
Oh, shit.
Mr. Uber, here's Mr. Uberman, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a couple more of these and I'll go ahead and get to some 20 buckers up in here.
Anyway, MAGA Drag Queen picking out my draft card.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, look, I'm not letting, listen to me.
The yellow rose.
Look at how we've changed.
Look at this.
Look at how we've changed.
You fucking Weebos.
You make me fucking sick.
Anyway, here's Green Pill Gary.
Joke to answer 1984 or 1776.
Woke.
The American Revolution was a proxy war between France and the UK.
That's actually true.
Pushed by the wealthy French sympathizing landowners and bankers who hijacked the media in Boston and Philadelphia.
Well, that's not necessarily completely accurate.
I mean, lest we forget that Benjamin Franklin, who was integral in that media that you just said that was hijacked, was a secretary of state with Thomas Jefferson and took a cruise out to France.
I mean, this wasn't some hijacking.
This was a fucking deal.
All right.
I'm not even going to fucking read the rest of it for Christ's sake.
And look at this.
King George did nothing wrong.
I knew you were going to say some shit like that.
All right.
Don't listen to this idiot.
All right.
Don't listen to this fucking idiot.
All right.
The bottom line is, is that I don't want to get into the story.
All right.
Let me just continue.
Thank you, Green Pill Gary, for your perspective on history.
All right.
Anyway, we got Felicia Fontaine.
Hey, you disinherves.
Rar, I'm Felicia, and I'm new to the live stream.
I like kitty cats, alpacas, and shine and rainbows, sunshine and rainbows.
Let's be friends.
No, let's not.
All right.
Just, you know, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, you freak show.
Mr. Japanese feeder D-Class Kitty, GX Ghost, happy cursed Thursday.
I've got a question for you.
What do you think about DeviantR?
I don't think about it.
How about that?
I don't think about it.
All right.
Anyway, P.S., I wanted to say about myself.
I'm 14 years old.
Dude, if you're 14 years old, then don't be listening.
Don't even be listening for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hi, Ghost.
Hope you had a good show, but I heard you say nigger in 128, you disgusting racist.
Dude, I never shut up.
Democrat in 2020.
Fuck you, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a lying bastard.
You're a lying bastard, by the way.
What is this?
Is this it?
A kitty?
Yeah, kitty.
Kitty.
If you're 14 years old and you're a male and you're calling yourself kitty, you got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
Then you must be a predetermined gay.
All right.
And that's sad.
You know, you can tell right when some kids are kids, if they're going to be gay.
You know, one of the kids I knew was going to be gay before they even knew they were gay was the kid from the blonde kid from who's the boss.
You remember Tony Danza, Judith Light.
Remember that?
Fucking that fucking little kid, Jonathan, from Who's the Boss?
And guess what?
He's a pause hole now that's a cross-dresser or whatever the fuck he is.
But I knew right when that little kid was a little fruit bowl that I even told my wife, that kid's going to be a gay kid.
He's going to be a gay.
And rightfully so.
Look at what happened.
Anyway, Enos Turtle, hey, Tardler, I reported you to the Southern Poverty Law Center for hurting my feelings.
Oh, really?
Oh, there's a live streamer.
Oh, give me a break.
You people, you anti-Semitic assholes need to be the ones that be reported for Christ's sake, man.
I believe that Israel is our greatest ally.
I don't know where the hell are y'all coming.
I've been saying Israel is our greatest ally.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be not just Jewish, but Israeli.
I've got three Israelis in my inner circle alone.
So Lachaim to everyone out there who is a part of my Jewish brethren, man.
Cheers.
So that's a false report.
And I'm going to fucking make sure I'll fucking, I'm going to IP trace who the hell you are.
I'm going to fucking send my lawyer after your ass.
And what is this?
Took a lesson from your dateline shenanigans.
And I don't know what happened to your image, but, you know, it didn't work.
And what is this shit?
Nefaria.
Yeah, fuck you for cutting me off for shouting out Keem Scares.
Now we really want to throw you into the lake of death.
Oh, and is that supposed to be you, Nefara?
Is that supposed to be a representation of you?
That's fucking stupid.
Anyway, there's Jackler.
GX, you invited me to the wrong Discord again.
Bullshit.
All right, you boomers.
Yeah, fuck you, Jackler.
You better stop that shit.
And what is this?
Sneakiest chameleon, GX.
What's black and white and black all over?
What the fuck does that mean?
All right, just shut this fucking idiot up, man.
$300 to ride the short bus.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
I see you, P. You hate the inner circle because you ain't in the inner circle, boy.
We got FishFast.
High ghost.
Thank you, man.
Cheers to you.
Look at Olive Yakslov.
GX.
I'll try this again figured out to show the trolls what real capitalism gets you, man.
Woo!
Fuck the trolls.
Have a good night.
Look at that, man.
Ballin.
We got Art Hammond 5000.
Cheers, Ghost.
Trump 2020.
He loves me like you love me.
All right, dude.
I'm not.
No, fuck off.
All right, fuck off.
What is this?
Tyler, nice computer.
Yeah, listen, I got a Corsier i-160, and I think I'm going to upgrade here in the next couple of months.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I think I'm going to upgrade because I'm going to get into some intense gaming.
And not to mention, I'm seriously considering the next generation of virtual reality, because I definitely want to do something in which I'm broadcasting.
And the only way that you can see me in my own virtual world is if you, you know, come to my motherfucking, I don't know.
There's something like that already being developed.
And I'm considering it.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
We shall see what happens.
All right.
We'll see what happens.
I'm not making any promises.
Anyway, Tyler 225905.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Sup Ghost.
Oh, yeah.
You think you're a badass gamer, baby?
Let me just wait.
Just wait and see.
Captain Case, Rabbi Nyan Ghost.
Hey, everybody remember Nyan Kitty?
Anybody remember Nyan Kitty?
That was fucking a weird fucking troll meme situation.
We got J Venom Ghost.
You may not like it, but you're a webcomic, you see?
All right, time for some shout-outs.
But first, let's hear from my chat of full of intelligent capitalists.
All right, you asshole.
All right, go fuck off.
All right, Junkyard America, GX.
I hope you're having an awesome fucking Baller Friday.
Well, not quite.
All right.
What is this?
These N-words at UWF broke a free condom vending machine.
Free.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
We get it.
We get it.
That's just how it is, unfortunately, man.
All right.
It's how it is.
I don't know what the hell this is.
But anyway, that's enough for the shout-outs.
We've already done seven fucking pages of shout-outs up in here.
And we've already got somebody.
And the Hyperion Corporation, fuck you for two bucks.
I'm not afraid of Iran, baby.
All right.
Mr. Uberman132 did a $20, $20 bucker.
And look, I'm going to be honest with you.
Let's just do a couple of these.
If y'all are out there, let me go ahead and take this down.
If y'all are out there, if you want to do a couple of $20, $20, let's go ahead and let me know and we'll go ahead and get through it and we'll end the broadcast.
All right, because Jesus Christ, what a broadcast this has been.
Anyway, Mr. Uberman donated a $20, $20 for this and said a classic scene that for all the cocky young kids need to learn from.
Oh, yeah, let's take a look at this.
Mr. Uberman132 requested this.
So let's go ahead and see this.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's see this right here.
Hold on.
We may get copyright struck.
And before I say this, before I say this, okay?
I want to say that if we get copyright struck, you can always find, let's go, let's put it back on the PC shot here in just a second, Engineer.
Go ahead, put it back on.
All right.
You can always find me here in the archive right here, baby.
Okay.
And when you click the archive, it's going to send you to BitChute.
And here it is.
All the ones that are banned from YouTube.
You can get it right here on BitChute.
Okay.
Let me tell you.
People are downloading them.
People are doing it, man.
So it is what it is.
So I just want to let y'all know about that, baby.
All right.
Just letting you know.
Anyway, what is this, Nephara?
No, that's not me.
That's Elessi.
He's a boomer, just like you.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure he is.
I'm sure he is.
Anyway, here it is.
Mr. Uberman, a classic scene that for all the cocky young kids to learn from.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Here it is.
So what's this?
Goodwill hunting, huh?
Go ahead.
This is really nice.
You got a thing for swans?
Is it like a fetish?
It's something like that.
Hey, we're watching something.
Where when's the new shit list?
It's coming, dude.
All right.
I got a lot of shit on my plate.
Why in the fuck are you going to ask me that now, you dickhead?
Robin Williams Unbelievable Acting00:04:55
Jesus Christ.
Thought about what you said to me the other day about my painting.
Stayed up half the night thinking about it.
Something occurred to me.
I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since.
You know what occurred to me?
No.
You're just a kid.
You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
Why, thank you.
It's all right.
You've never been out of Boston.
Nope.
So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written.
Michelangelo.
I know a lot about him.
Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right?
I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.
You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.
Man, Robin Williams could act, dude.
If I ask you about women, probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites.
You may have even been laid a few times.
But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.
Now, did y'all hear that?
Did y'all hear that?
That goes out to you, incels out there.
Okay, and I think that's a perfect fucking quote there.
You wouldn't know what it's like to wake up to a woman and know what it's like to be truly happy.
And I have to attest to this because I feel no matter how much money I have or will have or don't have, I am so lucky to have Mrs. Ghost by my side.
And we've been together for decades.
And I do want to say that without Mrs. Ghost, I probably would, I don't know what I would do.
So that's a very good statement by this character that Robin Williams is playing.
And I do want to say that, you know, Robin Williams, man, what a hell of a fucking, what a hell of an actor.
What a hell of an actor.
Play it again.
Play the rest.
You're a tough kid.
When I ask you about war, you probably throw Shakespeare at me, right?
Once more into the breach, dear friends.
But you've never been near one.
You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.
I ask you about love.
You probably quote me a sonnet.
But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable.
Known someone that could level you with her eyes.
Feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you.
Who could rescue you from the depths of hell?
And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel.
To have that love for her be there forever.
Through anything.
Through cancer.
Damn, dude.
Deep.
You wouldn't know about sleeping, sitting up in a hospital room for two months, holding her hand.
Because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms visiting hours don't apply to you.
You don't know about real loss.
Because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself.
I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
No shit.
I look at you.
I don't see an intelligent, confident man.
I see a cocky, scared, shitless kid.
But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.
No one could possibly understand the depths of you.
But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine.
You ripped my fucking life apart.
You're an orphan, right?
Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been?
How you feel?
Who you are?
Because I had all of a twist.
Man, this is pretty fucking deep.
Let me make sure I'm still live here.
Yeah, we are still live.
I have to check because sometimes they like to pull us down out here, okay?
But once again, unbelievable, unbelievable acting by Robin Williams, man.
Unbelievable talent.
He was a comedian.
He could be a serious actor.
Blucifer Requests Grunge Music00:15:39
Unfucking believable, dude.
Let's hear the rest of this.
this is great encapsulate you personally I don't give a shit about all that because you know what I can't learn anything from you.
I can't read in some fucking book, Unless you want to talk about you, who you are, Then I'm fascinated, I'm in.
But you don't want to do that to you.
You're terrified of what you might say.
You're moved, Chief.
And to think that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck wrote this movie.
Oh, man.
Anyway, thank you very much.
Who donated that?
Mr. Uberman132.
I'm really surprised that you would donate something like that, considering that you're a damn troll terrorist from time to time.
Anyway, folks, I want to say that we're, I guess, Jesus Christ.
I was just about to say we're out of here.
Hi.
But yeah, Sunburst Unicorn.
Hi, how you doing?
All right.
Look, look, don't back me up with these damn $20, $20, please, okay?
I mean, I'm telling you guys, man, you try to wear me down.
You know what I mean?
You try to fucking extend and see how much my energy can go.
And that's not cool, man.
That's why sometimes I can't make it to these shows.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, what is it, Sunburst Unicorn?
What did you request up in here?
All right.
And hi to you too.
So what is this?
What do you got?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Jesus Christ.
This better not be some anime.
I got to wait five seconds, unfortunately, for the advertisement here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
What the hell is this crap?
Put the PC shot on.
Sunburst Unicorn requested this.
I wish I was a girlfriend.
What the fuck?
You gotta be shitting me!
God, man.
You see, this is what ruined punk.
This kind of shit is what ruined punk music.
I don't care about the pain.
Because me and a girl see anything that's on my brain.
Being a guy can be real boring.
I'm not sitting around.
Shit, like this ruined punk music.
Fucking disgusting.
I mean, this is so stupid.
You know that?
And to think that these guys probably think that they're edgy.
Who thought that they were going to carve out some niche and be able to play music by pandering to this shit?
Alright, pause here, we gotta...
We got a dono here.
Who the hell just donated?
Sunburst unicorn.
No ghost.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Don't do that.
That isn't.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Don't do that.
Isn't me it's snake ass.
What the hell snake ass.
70s, 80s, 90s.
Share you go, ghosts.
Take your pick.
Hey, thank you, Fat Man 1945.
I guess Sunburst Unicorn didn't.
The real Sunburst Unicorn didn't request this.
Regardless, this is what ruined punk.
This is what ruined punk.
All right?
And to think, I'm not joking.
They probably purposely did this to try to carve out a niche so that they can get tour games and sell records or sell songs, whatever it is now.
So stupid.
So stupid.
All right, can we end this fucking song already?
I think we get the point.
I think we get the fruit bowl point.
Shut this stupid shit!
How much longer?
For Christ's sake.
Great.
Fucking great.
Jesus Christ.
That was so stupid.
You know that?
That was so fucking stupid.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
And that's what ruined punk, folks.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm just, you know, I gotta, I gotta give it you the straight dope that this is what fucking ruined punk.
All right.
As we were listening to the fake Sunburst Unicorns Fruit Bowl song here, we got Fat Man 1945 who hooked it up with about three different options out here.
So he said, 70s, 80s, or 90s, take your pick.
So what is everybody in the mood to hear right about now?
You hear a little bit of boomer 70s, a little bit of boomer 80s, or a little bit of millennial 90s.
Let's check out the general consensus of the room.
It's Jake says 80s.
All right, let's fucking 70s.
We got a lot of 70s here.
Here's 80s.
Here come the fucking millennial 90s.
80s, 80s, 70s, 70s, 90s.
Jesus Christ.
Look at all these 90s, baby.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we'll do the 90s.
All right.
And this better be good for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead.
There's a lot of 90s in here.
We got a lot of millennials.
I've got a lot of millennials in here.
So let's see what the hell we've got going on.
Fat Man 1945 requested this for a $20, $20 up in here.
So let's see what the hell he's got going on.
Hold on.
We got to wait.
All right.
We've got to wait for Carvana over here.
Fucking rip off of Nirvana.
Stop ripping off.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
It's a song.
Uh-oh.
A little bit of Stone Temple, baby.
The last significant musical movement in American music history.
The Grunge Movement.
The Grunge Movement, baby.
Bow, wow, wow, wow, bow, wow, wow.
Yeah.
And of course, a lot of you gen zers, you're probably not going to really appreciate this.
This was the last significant musical movement in American history.
Yes.
On a Sunday afternoon.
Oh, this is beautiful shit, man.
What can you say?
This is badass shit.
I'm sorry.
And R.I.P. Scott Weiland, by the way, Scott Weiland was a constant heroin addict.
And I think he finally all caught up to him, and that's why he abruptly died.
You know, of all the goddamn grunge singers, the one that's still alive is Eddie Vetter from Burl Jam.
Can you believe this shit?
I mean, if you lived the 90s, you would have thought that Eddie Vetter would have been one of the first ones dead.
But Eddie Vetter.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable, baby.
I mean, Chris Cornell, dead.
All right.
The lead singer of Stone Temple Pilot, Scott Weiland, dead.
All right.
Wayne Staley, the lead singer of Allison Chains, dead.
I mean, fucking the lead singer of Nirvana, Kirk Cobain, dead.
And yet the fucking Led Zeppelin's still alive.
I don't know how that works.
You know, fucking Aero Smith is still alive.
I don't know how that works.
I guess it's God's joke.
Anyway, what does everybody think about grunge music over here?
Let's go ahead.
Let's take a general consensus.
What does everybody think about a little bit of grunge music out here?
This is definitely signature 90s.
All right.
Hell, everything is pretty good.
Thank you.
Thank you, dude.
This is badass music, dude.
This is great.
Yes.
It was a little overplayed in the 90s, but classic music.
I'm glad to see the general consensus in the chat room that everybody is down with grunge music.
Once again, this was requested by Fat Man 1945.
Pretty good stuff, dude.
Nice song.
Nice fucking song, dude.
What a song.
What an era in musical history, if you want, my opinion.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Thank you, Fat Man 1945.
And by the way, if I'm going to be listening to a little bit of grunge music, I wish I was drinking.
I'm not.
I'm going to be drinking tomorrow.
I'll be honest with you because I had a little bit of a panic attack here earlier in the broadcast, even though everybody's fucking laughing about it and shit.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to drink tomorrow so that I don't, you know, fuck up something.
Remember, folks, don't go cold turkey when you have been consuming alcohol on a frequent basis for a long period of time because it's worse and more dangerous than getting off heroin.
All right.
And somebody goes, what do you think of the grunge bad, the Melvins?
Dude, listen, the Melvins, I mean, I listen to Sonic Youth.
I mean, I go that and far back.
They're fucking meat puppets.
I'm mud honey.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
What is this?
Hold on, let me smoke here.
Hey, ghost, a buddy of mine at work showed this video to me, and I thought I'd share it with y'all.
Oh, yeah.
This is a video by YouTuber John Ward, a conservative commentator.
Okay.
Please try to watch the whole thing.
Cheers, Ghost.
Oh, Jesus.
Kenya, the pet Mexican, can you play my video before you leave?
Dude, you need $10 more, man.
I mean, dude, I'm not a flea market.
You know, see, the pet Mexican thinks that I'm a flea market.
And that he can just be like, Mr., Senor, I only have a $5.20.
And I give you a $5.20.
And you play my video, please.
It's a very good video.
And I'm like, dude, you need $20.20 buckers for Christ's sake.
Okay, well, I tell you what, I'll give you $5 more on top of the $5.20.
And then it'll be $8.20.
You need $13 more for Christ's sake.
Okay.
Well, I'll give you another $3, and then it'll be $10, and you play my video.
You play my video, me and my Jivita will be very happy, and we love you.
Jesus Christ, Pet Mexican.
Remember, man, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, let's get Blucifer in here, all right?
Blucifer just requested a $20, $20.
And he said, hey, ghost, a buddy of mine at work showed this video to me, and I thought I'd share it with y'all.
This is a video by a YouTuber named John Ward, a conservative commentator, never heard of him.
Please try to watch the whole thing.
Well, it depends on how long it is, dude, all right?
Depends on how long it is.
It's about five minutes.
Let's see.
Let's see what happens.
All right.
Put the PC shot out here.
All right.
What is this?
This is Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Rouholah Khomeini.
In this video, taken with the most advanced technology available to the Mullest, he is mourning the death of Qasim Solimani, who recently perished during an ill-advised attempt to eat fuel-air explosives with his anus.
These Iranian names are always a little difficult for us heathen Westerners, so as we progress through the coming translations of this clip, remember, I before E, unless the person abuses children and throws gays off of buildings.
Now, I'm not exactly the world's.
Hold on, time out.
What is this?
For the pet Mexican.
All right, look, aesthetic is given five.
We need five more dollars and the pet Mexican hooks up his.
You know, good God.
You know what, Pet Mexican?
Let me tell you something, man.
You should really thank these people, all right?
You better go do their fucking, you know, drywall or some shit, Pet Mexican.
Seriously, man.
Play the rest of this.
This is Blucifer who requested this.
This clip has been making the rounds on the interwebs, but I figured I'd run this audio through a few programs and see just what exactly this rapist was rapping about.
So, without further ado, after very rigorous work on my part, these are the 10 most likely translations of Ayatollah Kamini's passionate eulogy.
Oh my god, are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We are proud to sponsor the pet Mexican.
The Hyperion.
The Hyperion Corporation.
Are you fucking joking?
We're going to sponsor the Pet Mexican.
The Hyperion Corporation.
We're going to sponsor the Pet Mexican.
And by the way, Blucifer, okay?
I mean, if this guy's a political commentator and is trying to put in this dry-witted humor shit, I'm not buying it, all right?
Ayatollah Desperate For Control00:05:27
All right, saying that the Ayatollah is saying something about Tom Brady.
And by the way, okay?
I'm going to be honest with you guys, okay?
I had a voice problem on Saturday.
I could not do the show.
So in the process, what I did is I watched Tom Brady, all right, get eliminated out of a wildcard spot by the fucking Tennessee Titans.
And let me tell you something.
It was fucking hilarious.
And I'm glad I saw it.
Take that, Tom Brady.
Unless you're coming to the Dallas Cowboys.
Fuck you.
All right, play the rest.
Oh, my God.
You know, is this really how the Ayatollah reacted?
I mean, this guy, this should show each and every one of you people that Iran is so desperate to keep these folks under a dogmatic component of government that they're willing to do dumb shit like this.
I mean, what is this supposed to prove?
Don't get me wrong, okay?
We all mourn differently, but why in the hell would you be beating up on yourself when you're supposed to be the head cleric?
You're acting like a fucking maniac.
You're supposed to be the supreme leader and you're acting like a fucking maniac.
You're supposed to know what Allah and Muhammad are thinking most of the time, dude.
I mean, if you don't, then why the fuck are you a cleric?
I mean, why are you a religious man for Christ's sake?
Here, play a little bit more of this shit.
My God.
This guy's smacking himself in the head.
Look at it.
I mean, they got his fucking people trying to stop him because this looks ridiculous.
This looks fucking ridiculous.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
And by the way, by the way, this guy, John Ward, you know, he's trying too hard on the dry-witted comedy.
It's not working.
Oh, my God, dude.
I'm telling you, I know that you call me a neocon and all this other bullshit, but fucking Iran is ripe to fall.
Okay, if the Ayatollah has to do this to try to do something to gain credibility with his population, you know, come on, Maine is all I got to say to that.
I just come on main!
Hey, look, people are just coming into the chat.
People are just coming to the broadcast asking, what the hell is this?
This is supposedly, and according to people, it's absolutely accurate.
This is the response by the supreme leader Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran in response to the death of the general Soleimani.
And this is his response.
And of course, whoever the hell this John Ward idiot is, he's trying to put another caption underneath and trying to make it comedic.
But I mean, I'm amazed that this is the supreme fucking leader of Iran.
What the hell is he spazzing?
He's fucking spazzing out.
The Ayatollah's like fuckin' spashing out!
Alright, I think I've had enough of this, dude.
I've already let this go four minutes.
Sorry, Blucifer.
I usually let things go for four minutes, and I can't.
I Have Had Enough Of This00:12:45
I mean, we get it.
I think we get the point.
All right, the guy, unfortunately, who's doing the narration and doing the captions, it sucks a cock with it.
Well, anyway, listen, we got enough donations to play the pet Mexicans video.
So I got to look back in this in this fucking list here and try to find the pet Mexicans request.
Here it is.
Is this it?
No, it's not.
Hold on.
I think I went a little too far back.
Hold on.
We are looking for the pet Mexican's video.
Believe it or not, he had a lot of very generous people that were willing to give him what do they call it in Mexican Pet Mexican?
Feti?
Fetty.
Gave him enough feti so that he can play his video.
Where the fuck did you request this, dude?
can't find it jesus christ i'm looking for hold on let me go back a little more folks Please excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I mean, this is impromptu.
Remember, the pet Mexican donated this shit like three hours ago.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Finally, I got it.
All right.
Bernie Sanders helps Pet Mexican is what the fucking name is.
And he said, hey, hey, I'm Uncle Bernie.
Can we get some donations for Pet Mexican MediaShare, please?
He fucking requested this five hours ago.
Okay.
Type Pet Mexican if you support the Pet Mex.
I was told you haven't been drinking Ghost.
So here's a video to get to get off your mind.
All right, let's see what it is.
All right.
We'll see what it is there, the Pet Mexican.
All right, let's see what he's got here.
What the fuck has he got?
What is this?
And you're lucky that, dude, I'm even playing this for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Hold on.
Conan.
Oh, look who it is.
American Beer Festival.
Look who it is.
Also known as the Distant Fathers Expo.
Every year, hundreds of people.
Hey, this is a bad expo.
Is this for real?
This legit?
To see what it's like to note.
Oh, my God.
Look at these beer nerds.
This is the opposite of a look at these beer nerds.
This is Alcoholics Conspicuous.
It's also a craft beer festival.
Yes, there are thousands of unnecessary micro brews on display here.
Hey, I like tasting micro brews.
Any one of these beers will make you more racist.
Oh, I'm here with the guy from the Pringles Can.
Where are you from?
Rochester, New York, flew all the way in from Denver.
We're drinking some beers today.
And you came on your antique tricycle, I see.
You don't mass produce this.
No, we don't.
We do a few kegs at a time.
Right.
And we call that small batch brewing.
I see that you are all in the small batches.
He has an odor.
Brewing beer is like making love to Madonna at this age.
Yeah, it takes a lot of time and patience.
You gotta keep stirring and stirring.
And at the end, there's way more yeast than you thought there'd be.
Oh God!
The last time I saw a head this frothy, I was getting blown by a bitch with rabies.
How is this Tweed and Ale?
Tell me about Tweez and Ale.
It's gluten-free.
It's certified gluten-free with strawberry puree.
Delicious Puckwheat honey.
Strawberry Puree.
Gluten-free beer.
I don't want to try it.
I just want sniff the area where your balls used to be.
No shit.
Gluten-free with strawberry puree.
Component in making craft beer to resemble a radish.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Getting a notes of tobacco, stale fruit, garlic.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, that's you.
I'm sorry.
What's your name?
I'm Larry.
And from Selkirk, Selkirk Abbey.
Wow.
All right, hold on just a second.
Let me pause this for a second.
All right.
Now, I want to be honest with you, folks.
I like going to these types of events.
I like going and drinking beers.
I like going and, I mean, especially when there's like 100 taps, these places that got like 100 plus taps.
I love going to them.
And I love drinking them.
But the bad part about it is, as you can see, you take a look at the stereotype of folks that like beer.
They look like shit.
They look like shit.
And the reason is, folks, is because drinking beer is like, it's liquid bread.
It's liquid fucking bread.
So that's why there's a certain type of stereotype that you see in this video here.
All right.
So that's what I'm saying, dude.
That's all I'm saying, for Christ's sake.
Let me get a smoke before we move on to anything else for Christ's sake.
All right.
Here we go.
Hey, what's going on?
I mean, I'm not effing.
I'm still fucking broadcasting.
What are you talking about?
Am I effing here?
I mean, what is this?
A testes, testes, one, two.
Testes, testes, one, two, three.
You guys are trolling now, dude.
You guys are fucking trolling and being a bunch of fucking shitheads.
I can already see it, dude.
You see, you guys are a bunch of fucking garbage.
You know what I mean?
Seriously, all right, look, if I really effed, then, oh, yeah, that's right.
Thank you, Jake.
Everybody else is just being a dickhead.
I'm going to play a little more of this and I'm getting the fuck out of here, all right?
Yes.
Tell me, looking at you, you're an expert, I'm sure.
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?
I feel like.
Ah, geez.
You have a great look with the has to.
Besides craft brewing, how long have you been pursuing Moby Dick?
Yes.
Seriously, this is awful shit.
If you want someone to taste your piss so badly, you should start dating Kesha.
Oh, my God.
Your brewing company, Lone Tree Viewing Company.
Yes, it's the beer company that's named after what you hit on the way home.
Fish Brewing Company, that's the real name.
You're a bunch of losers.
These names are never going to work.
Here, I've got some names.
You pay attention.
All the good hobbies were taking longer.
Hold on, time out.
Time out.
Come on, dude.
I was about ready to go.
Promo for Ghost and Mrs. Ghost's next vacation destination.
I know I'm a machine here, but let's calm our asses down, all right?
I mean, seriously, why don't you give old ghost a break?
You have been fucking picking at me and picking at me and picking at me and putting fucking salt in the wounds and shit.
So come on, dude.
Here, let's listen to more of this.
It's the pet Mexican.
Why I'm morbidly stout, stout.
Gay after three beers pulled.
Don't fight with your lawn jockey ale.
And by the end of the night, I'll say the N-word loud.
How you doing?
Very sweet.
How old is she?
10 months.
My goodness.
We've got one adorable one here, and right here we have another one on the way.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, you get the beer gun.
It's not good for the baby.
And you, uh, and so you're trying out a lot of beers?
Yes.
You consider yourself a good judge of beers?
Yes.
Because you certainly aren't the good judge of food portions.
You see, I did it again.
I made a joke about his girth.
Check it out, women.
These are the only girls here.
I've seen a better male-to-female ratio at the Vatican.
Oh, my God.
I mean, dude, look at the stereotypes of these people.
Look at the looks of these guys.
So you're a connoisseur of micro brews?
Yes, micro brews.
It's very interesting because I consider myself a connoisseur of pretentious jagoffs, and I find you fascinating.
I'm here at Joe.
A micro brew connoisseur walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, give me your finest pumpkin ale, but make sure it's not too hoppy.
So the bartender takes out a baseball bat and beats him senseless while everyone cheers.
All right, let's go ahead.
I did about five minutes of it.
All right, let's go ahead and take off the PC shot.
Now, look, this is the last $20, 20 bucker.
Okay, and then after that, we're going to go ahead and we're going to call it a night here because I'm going to have to do a Saturday night troll show, baby.
I got to do a Saturday Night Troll show, and I will do it.
And of course, it's at vaughan.live/slash ghostpolitics and the number one at the end.
No space, no underscore.
And, you know, that's what we're going to do.
I mean, don't fucking donate anymore, dude.
If you want me to do a damn Saturday Night Troll show, don't donate anymore, okay?
Anyway, seriously, WTF Austria donated this $20.20 bucker up in here and said, promo for Ghost and Mrs. Ghost next vacation destination.
Yeah, what is that?
What is this, huh?
Oh, Christ.
No.
You've got to be.
Is this for real?
Is this fucking for real?
This is for real, isn't it?
Put the PC shot on.
Welcome to fucking.
I will now show you fucking a beautiful village situated on the doorstep of the Austrian.
Austria?
Fucking Austria!
Fucking may be enjoyed in various angles.
Straightforward, from behind, standing up, or lying down.
And last, very enjoyable in the air.
Historically, fucking was mostly popular amongst men, but during the 20th century, women have also come to love fucking.
One of the reasons being the growing of fruits and vegetables, such as bananas, cucumbers, fucking bananas, corn, fucking corn, behold the fucking church, of course, Catholic, with the priests currently away taking up a missionary position in Congo.
Here, we have the fucking school where the fucking children know about fucking idiots in the shoulder.
Look at these fucking caves.
Oh my god, you didn't need to go there.
You didn't need to go there.
Look at the fucking horses.
Look at the black one.
Such a stallion.
Beautiful animals.
And here, a woman would refer to the money.
A woman with a fucking dog.
And I was lucky enough to meet the town mayor, commonly known as the family.
The fucking mayor.
If you're looking for the deepest fucking experience, I recommend this hole right here.
Start with putting two fingers in.
If possible, use your entire fist.
In summertime, you can't get it.
Alright, now this is getting out of hand, dude.
All right, yeah.
We get it.
We get it.
That's quite peculiar.
But afterwards, you'll reap the rewards of feeling this fantastic fucking soil.
And that was all the fucking we had time for, but make sure you'll stay tuned also next week when we'll be visiting Saktik, a rural village in the Czech Republic.
This has been Nikolai Ram, reporting for NRK, bye-bye.
Unfucking believable.
All right.
Unfucking believable.
Hey, wait a minute.
Right when I'm gonna repeat this, long live Ghostler.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, don't listen.
Listen, I'm being very serious here.
I know every time.
Buy that for a dollar.
Your Drag Name Should Be InnoScent00:11:37
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
It fucking happened again.
I fucking saw that.
All right.
Listen, I know you all think that I'm trying to put some kind of Talmudic spell or something on you whenever I tell you no more donations, but I'm serious, dude.
All right, come on.
I need to be able to do the show on the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
And by the way, this next Saturday Night Troll show, we're going to try to do it all.
We're going to do some Insta Thoughts.
All right, we're going to do some Insta Thoughts.
We need to go back to that, see what's going on in the Instathoughts.
We're going to try to do the date line.
We're going to try to do rating streams.
Unfortunately, for whatever reason, there has never, I mean, I guess the streamers take the Saturday night off.
I mean, that's a prime time to stream for Christ's sake, man.
So we'll see what happens.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
Don't forget that it's at vaughan.live slash ghost and the number one at the end.
No fucking underscores.
It's all together.
Jesus Christ.
See?
I don't even have enough fucking water in here.
Give me a.
I gotta stop.
Okay.
This is the last $20.20 bucker up in here.
I'm gonna lose my voice if I don't stop, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
So this is the last one.
No more $20.20 buckers.
I'm genuinely trying to tell you this.
This is not Talmudic magic.
All right.
Guys are trying to wear me thin, dude.
All right.
Long live Ghostler requested this one up in here.
I don't know.
This is.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Put the PC shut on.
Long live Ghostler requested this.
What is this shit?
What is this?
Bitch, get into it.
Put the makeup on.
Get into the beauty of it all, bitch.
What is tucking?
Tucking.
I'm very good at tucking, so you've come to the right girl.
Get the zoom in cameraman.
I know you want to go.
So tucking is when you shove your balls back where they came from.
Your balls drop at, I don't know, what?
12?
What?
I don't know, 8.
It was 29.
Oh.
Long, sad years for you.
Then you pull the empty scrotum with the shaft in between back, and then you take that.
I just like to say hi, mom.
Oh, my God, and by the way, these are the fucking people that are going into your child's kindergarten and going into your local library reading to your children, folks.
Mom's embarrassed right now, too.
It's awesome.
Stick your penis in your ass, and that's talking.
If you need help talking, I could just send you a naked picture of myself.
Your balls will just jump up.
Don't say that.
Do you think I'd make a good drag queen?
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
Of course you would, honey.
You hopefully soft features.
I think you'll be beautiful.
No shave.
What would you put me in if you were gonna make me over?
I'd start by shaving you.
Can you put on my heels?
If you can walk in them, you'd be a good drag queen.
Oh my god, trying to recruit them.
I feel like trying to recruit him.
I want you to walk in.
Shantae, Shantae, Shantae, Shante, Shantae.
I mean, it turned me on, but my last name is Jacket off.
What would be a good drag name for me?
Um, alondra.
I don't know.
It just pops in my head.
I like it.
Alondra.
Alondra.
Yeah.
Because I'm always alone.
Okay.
Your drag name should be InnoScent.
Miss InnoSent.
Pesky Fester.
Onionies Nightly.
Polly Pocket.
Tilda Swinton.
Ginger Vitas.
Ivana Plutch.
Jonathan Stevenson.
Jonathan Stevenson.
It's a good drag name, right?
Jonathan Stevenson.
That's okay.
How about Jackie Barf?
Jackie Barf?
I like that a lot.
Yeah.
You're a splosher, aren't you?
Do you know what a splosher is?
No, what's that?
Okay, a splosher is someone who gets off sexually with vomit.
That is not me.
Stop.
Stop.
Why did y'all donate this to me, first of all?
And secondly, I mean, this can't be the last fucking $20 dono, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Come on, man.
Look, I'm losing listeners now.
I'm dropping listeners because of this shit.
You should say, Miss Laganja Estranja, you are sickening.
Miss Laganja Estranja, you are sickening.
Oh my God.
She is pussy lafoot, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, God.
No, I'm in shock.
Yeah, I did it in an episode of my show.
She's fucking shocked.
Of course.
Of course.
Why would you tease me like that?
Oh, my God.
He's going to.
Are you actually going in drag?
He went and dragged.
Oh, bitch.
That's not shit.
He went.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
You look like a teenage girl.
I was going to say a Disney Channel star.
I thought you were a job.
A teenage girl.
Did you hear that?
I'm totally jealous.
You look gorgeous.
Wow.
Now, see, that's tuna.
You look like a real fish.
Have you heard that term before?
Fish?
Fish?
No.
What does that mean?
It's when you look very pussycat, very passable, feminine.
Oh, my lord.
Bullshit.
If I was straight up paying you.
You know, no, no.
You know what the term fish means?
It means that they look just young enough that they just got into the gay scene and their asshole is fresh.
That's what fish means.
Okay?
That's why they didn't want to tell this younger-looking man that obviously went under drag, according to these drag queens, looks like a teenage girl.
That's what it means.
It's fucking pathetic.
All right?
It's fucking pathetic.
And the only reason I know that is because I have done extensive research into the LGBTQ community.
And the reason I've done so is just because, just in case.
Just in case I debate a gay, I'll be able to make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Because I know.
Okay, I know.
Play a little bit more of this shit.
Am I a bad bitch?
Yeah, you're a hot bitch.
You look real.
You'll serve some of the all-realness.
Some back page prankless realness.
Look at that dick pic.
Ooh, hello.
I could turn that picture of you into come, you know, because there's a lot of straight guys that would jizz all over your face.
Yeah.
Would you hit that?
No.
Meaning with a sledgehammer.
Baby, I'd do man on Strictly Dickly.
Oh, my God, dude.
What the fuck?
And no more.
Of course, Geno X 1987.
Well, at least we're not going to end on this one, dude.
At least we're not going to end on this one.
Joe goes to DragCon.
I mean, good God.
I hope that's on your business cards.
Hey.
You know, I like real masculine, tattooed men with uncut penises and no jobs.
So I'm going to teach you a lesson.
Oh, God.
Now repeat after me.
Hi.
Hi.
Don't.
Don't.
Do.
Do.
Amateur.
Amateur.
Yes.
Yes.
Don't settle for amateur.
I do freestyle rap.
Give me a suggestion and I'll rap about it.
You might be my son.
If you do freestyle rap, you just might be my son.
I would like you to rap about pink toilets.
Well, you gave me a suggestion and I enjoy it because my favorite thing in the world is a toilet.
Now, what color is that you think?
Well, it's not red and it's not black.
It's pink.
I love pink toilet.
I'm at the party.
Give me a bathroom.
That's designed for Barbie.
Yeah.
And you know where I sit on the pink toilet.
That's where I take my shit.
How did you do that?
That was so fierce.
That's why you got all the fails.
All right.
You got talent.
Team talent in the house.
I've had enough of that.
That should be the weirdest freestyle I've ever heard in my life.
I've had enough of this.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, good fucking lord.
Who the hell donated this shit?
Long live Ghostler, whoever the hell that is.
Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
Yeah, that's something that I want to see at fucking 2.40 in the morning, for Christ's sake.
Oh my God, dude.
And I'm sober through all this.
I can't even believe this.
Anyway, let's get to the last one so I can crash out for Christ's sake.
All right.
And you know what's sad?
You know what I'm finding here?
I'm starting to wear down.
And the reason I'm starting to wear down is because when I drank, it gave me calories.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I haven't eaten since, let me see, what's the last time I ate?
I ate about an hour or two before the show.
So that was about seven hours.
It was seven hours ago, for Christ's sake, baby.
You know what I mean?
I'm wearing down for Christ's sake.
And when I was drinking, I'd be able to guzzle down a boo, you know, a fucking beer can or a beer bottle and boom, instant calories.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, let's continue here.
This is the last one, hopefully.
Don't donate anymore, please.
Geno X 1987 requested this.
Of course, viewer discretion is advised because Gino likes to request some really weird, wicked shit.
So Geno X 1987, here it is.
And what?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What the hell is this?
All right, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Here it is.
Geno X 1987.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, Gino?!
I mean, this is some MKUltra shit!
My god, what the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck am I watching here?
What the fuck did I just watch?
What the fuck is this, Gino?
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
All right, I hate to end it at that, folks, but give me a fucking break.
All right, give me a fucking break.
I'm sorry, folks.
That's why I said viewer discretion is advised because goddamn Geno X1987 is a sick maniac.
And yeah, that hell over a million views.
What is this?
Ghost that Joe Go's host actually transitioned and chopped his dick off.
Oh, kidding.
Oh my God, dude.
The guy that we were just watching interviewing cross-dressers actually got convinced.
Look at him.
He actually got convinced.
That's why.
Sick Maniac Geno X198700:04:43
That's what I'm saying, dude.
You go to these gay events and all of a sudden it's like, you know what?
I've always wanted to be a little girl.
I've always wanted to be a girl.
And oh my God.
Dude, I don't even want to go.
Okay, what's his name now?
Lily Hansen?
Lily.
All right, I got to check it out.
I'll check it out.
Jesus Christ.
His name is Lily Hansen now.
Oh my God, dude.
I mean, this is not a joke, Lee.
Let's put the PC shot on.
Are you kidding me?
There he is.
Very... Uhhhh...
I've had enough.
I've had enough tonight, dude.
Thank you very much for tuning in, everybody.
All right.
I have had enough.
I've had enough.
Stick a fucking fork in me.
I've had enough.
Okay.
Now, once again, I do want to reiterate that I am going to have a Saturday Night Troll show.
And if you don't know where it's at, go ahead and go to my channel community section where I post a lot of things.
You'll probably be seeing a link there before the show.
Oh, look, it's our friend Johnny Bennett.
Have a great rest of your night, Ghost.
Hopefully, you can end the show with this, my rendition of the featured song from the movie Urban Cowboy.
Oh, yeah?
Little Johnny Bennett, man.
Everybody knows that Johnny Bennett is a friend of the show.
So let's take a listen to a little bit of Johnny Bennett up in here.
Hold on, let's lower this down a little bit.
It's not making too loud here.
Here it is.
Johnny Bennett, our friend Johnny Bennett, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Yeah.
I spent a lifetime looking for you.
Looking for love and Lord.
It's our boy, Johnny Bennett, baby.
Playing a fool's game and hoping to win.
Telling those sweet lies and losing a gift Sing it!
I was looking for love in all the wrong places, Looking for love in too many faces, Searching their eyes, looking for traces.
But I was going up Hoping to find a friend that is godless And I got no love in sight.
Bennett to end the show.
I definitely want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Once again, spread the show around the internet and throughout the world.
Because remember, we don't get any kind of plug from anybody.
We're controversial.
We're too controversial.
Spread it around the internets, baby.
I was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Looking for love.
Searching their eyes.
Yeah.
I was dreaming of, hoping to find love.
This is pretty good, dear Johnny Bennett.
I bless the day.
Pretty good, dear Johnny Bennett.
Looking for love.
Yeah.
And you came and knocked at my heart's door.
Everything damn right.
Thank you for tuning in to this episode of the True Capital Research.
The True Capitalist Radio.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm already losing my mind.
The Ghost Show.
Looking for Tracers.
The Ghost Show.
One 3-2, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I will be here Saturday night for the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
You're knowing and I know it.
Looking for traces.
Cheers To Everybody Who Loves The Broadcast00:00:58
Anyway, we're about to end this right here, folks.
Thank you all for listening.
Cheers to everybody who is out there that loves the broadcast.
No matter if you hate ghosts or love ghosts.
I love each and every one of you, baby.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for listening.
And yes, I'll be here Saturday.
Yes, I'll be here Saturday.
Thank you very much, Johnny Bennett.
All right.
I want to say thank you one more again for listening.