True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 129   NEW YEARS EVE SPECIAL w  THE GHOSTIES
Aired: 2020-05-27
Duration: 05:18:13


=== Let's Do This Fucking Shit (01:51) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:27]  Ha ha ha ha.
[00:01:29]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:31]  It's New Year's Eve, episode 129 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:38]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:44]  And I want everybody to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:01:49]  And let everybody know that we are live, baby.
[00:01:53]  We are live and in full effect.

=== Apologizing For Christ Sake (15:07) ===

[00:01:55]  You must be apologizing.
[00:01:55]  And look at this.
[00:01:56]  You're already getting damn donos in episode 129.
[00:02:00]  New Year's Eve, baby.
[00:02:01]  You can activate your show.
[00:02:02]  Spread it around the internets, man.
[00:02:05]  Go to the emails.
[00:02:05]  Go to the chat rooms.
[00:02:06]  Go to the forum posts.
[00:02:08]  Spread it around.
[00:02:10]  It's the Ghosty Award 2019, man.
[00:02:16]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:19]  Episode 129.
[00:02:21]  Look, we're getting donos as we speak.
[00:02:23]  Here in Brick Bones.
[00:02:25]  We're not taking any 20 buckers, man.
[00:02:27]  No video donations for tonight.
[00:02:31]  We're not taking them.
[00:02:33]  It'll be considered a regular donation if you donate a video donation tonight.
[00:02:38]  It's the Ghosties!
[00:02:40]  New Year's Eve, 2019.
[00:02:43]  We're headed to a new decade.
[00:02:46]  We're headed to a new decade, baby.
[00:02:50]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:52]  I'm excited.
[00:02:52]  I hope that you're as hyped as I am.
[00:02:56]  All right, go ahead, fade it out, Engineer.
[00:02:58]  Fade it out for Christ's sake.
[00:02:59]  Thank you all very much for tuning in with me to the New Year's Eve episode 129 edition of the Ghost Show.
[00:03:06]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[00:03:08]  Now, do you read the top of the screen right there?
[00:03:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:03:13]  Ghostblur didn't give me enough time to recap last night.
[00:03:16]  All right, all right, listen.
[00:03:18]  No $20 because he was too lazy to get out of his wheelchair and do the Saturday night troll show.
[00:03:24]  Well, I'll explain that.
[00:03:26]  I'll explain that, Hammy the Piggy.
[00:03:28]  All right, first and foremost.
[00:03:30]  I know there's a lot of people.
[00:03:31]  Hold on, let me go ahead and replay these donos that came in as I was opening the show here.
[00:03:37]  Hello, viewers.
[00:03:38]  You must be an inner circle gold member.
[00:03:40]  The stupid inner circle gold member cracks.
[00:03:47]  Fix the chat room, engineer, all right?
[00:03:51]  All right, let's go ahead.
[00:03:52]  Hopefully, you can do this.
[00:03:54]  U-N-D-O-C to deny Sunbust Unicorn and Dr. B access into the new year.
[00:03:59]  Deny them access to the new year?
[00:04:01]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:04:03]  Happy 2020 Ghostler from all of us living in the next decade.
[00:04:07]  Oh, you're already there.
[00:04:08]  Okay, y'all.
[00:04:09]  Well, thanks a lot.
[00:04:10]  Thanks for rubbing it in for Christ's sake.
[00:04:12]  I appreciate it.
[00:04:13]  There's aesthetics.
[00:04:14]  Happy new queer.
[00:04:15]  Ghost I want to be aware of the news.
[00:04:16]  Happy new queer.
[00:04:17]  Is that what you just said, you idiot?
[00:04:23]  Engineer for talent of the year.
[00:04:25]  Thanks, aesthetics.
[00:04:26]  I appreciate it, you fucking troll bastard.
[00:04:30]  And listen, I'm not late.
[00:04:31]  I said I was going to be here 7:30-ish.
[00:04:34]  Okay, this is the New Year's Eve edition.
[00:04:36]  The ghosties are going to be on later.
[00:04:39]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:04:41]  It's almost the end of the decade.
[00:04:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:48]  Unbanning me.
[00:04:49]  This comment was posted by an inner circle gold member.
[00:04:52]  And shut up with the inner circle gold member shit, dude.
[00:04:55]  Inner Circle Gold programme.
[00:04:56]  For Christ's sake, all right?
[00:04:58]  We get it.
[00:04:58]  All right.
[00:05:00]  Hey, what's up?
[00:05:00]  Patiently waiting.
[00:05:01]  Happy New Year to you, dude.
[00:05:03]  Cheers to patiently waiting.
[00:05:05]  ST Mike, there's no girl gold member inner circle.
[00:05:09]  Oh!
[00:05:10]  $50 bill from Mr. Sonic 31, dude.
[00:05:14]  Cheers to you.
[00:05:15]  Happy New Year.
[00:05:18]  And I'm telling you, we are having the Ghostie Awards later.
[00:05:20]  I want to talk about a couple of things first.
[00:05:22]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:05:23]  So glad I just saw the notification for the damn right.
[00:05:27]  Can't wait to see what happens tonight and happy new year's to you.
[00:05:30]  Happy New Year's to you too there, Mr. Sonic 31.
[00:05:33]  Cheers to you, my man.
[00:05:34]  Bring back Templeton, you faggot bigger Jew.
[00:05:37]  Bring back Templeton.
[00:05:38]  He's in the next room, you idiot, with Mrs. Ghost.
[00:05:40]  So sit there and shut up.
[00:05:42]  Who is a gas check?
[00:05:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:05:45]  Oh, God.
[00:05:45]  Oh, here we go.
[00:05:47]  Here we go again.
[00:05:50]  All right.
[00:05:51]  Not this asshole again, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:53]  And hold on.
[00:05:54]  Engineer, can you fix the chat?
[00:05:56]  And I don't condone this.
[00:05:58]  I don't condone what the hell's being said right there.
[00:06:01]  Can you please fix the chat, engineer?
[00:06:06]  All right.
[00:06:06]  Well, he's going to try to fix the chat here.
[00:06:08]  Anyway, folks, look, I want to apologize for not showing up for a Saturday night troll show this past Saturday.
[00:06:14]  Now, let me explain why, okay?
[00:06:17]  First and foremost, who the hell just donated a $2 bill?
[00:06:20]  Jaziko PSN, what's up?
[00:06:22]  Happy New Year to you.
[00:06:24]  The reason I didn't show up, dude, is because Mrs. Ghost begged me to take her out on Saturday night and not to do a show.
[00:06:32]  And because, you know, she's my best girl, I'm going to say, yeah, okay.
[00:06:36]  Yeah, and here's Lee Kwang telling me to end the show already.
[00:06:39]  It's the New Year's Eve edition, baby.
[00:06:41]  Episode 129.
[00:06:42]  I ain't ending it till I want to end it.
[00:06:45]  So anyway, once again, I obliged Mrs. Ghost and wanted to take her out.
[00:06:50]  Now, that Saturday afternoon.
[00:06:53]  All right, what is this?
[00:06:54]  Captain Autism.
[00:06:56]  To ban Captain Dessey from 2020, don't let him get into our new decoration.
[00:07:00]  Christ.
[00:07:00]  Another year of scams.
[00:07:02]  Here we go.
[00:07:03]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:07]  Oh, here's the Maximus Plus member, level 9.
[00:07:10]  Level 9?
[00:07:11]  What the fuck?
[00:07:12]  There's levels now?
[00:07:12]  There's levels of the Inner Circle Gold membership?
[00:07:15]  That's fucking news to me.
[00:07:16]  Anyway, listen.
[00:07:18]  I was going to take out Mrs. Ghost on Saturday night.
[00:07:21]  Okay, so prior to that, at that Saturday afternoon, I decided I was going to go to the mall.
[00:07:26]  You know, the shopping mall to see if I can buy some kind of nice thread so I could take out Mrs. Ghost and we could have a night of the town, right?
[00:07:34]  Anyway, I knew I should not have drank a couple of Cokes before I went.
[00:07:38]  Hold on, what?
[00:07:38]  What is this?
[00:07:39]  You went out on Saturday again?
[00:07:41]  Did she have to drag you back into the news?
[00:07:43]  All right, look, shut up.
[00:07:44]  No, I'll explain if you let me fucking talk here.
[00:07:47]  Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
[00:07:50]  And gave her capitalist sub ghost.
[00:07:52]  Happy New Year's.
[00:07:52]  Looking forward to you gaming.
[00:07:54]  Yeah, believe me, I've been practicing my massive fingering.
[00:07:58]  You know what it is.
[00:07:59]  GX 2020.
[00:08:00]  Thank you, man.
[00:08:01]  Happy New Year all the way.
[00:08:02]  Oh, there's Art Hammond.
[00:08:04]  We had already entered 2020 here like almost five hours ago.
[00:08:07]  Oh, that sucks.
[00:08:08]  I want to give my sincerest thanks to Ghost for the show to us and bringing us together.
[00:08:12]  Hey, cheers.
[00:08:13]  And good luck to you guys for the Ghosties.
[00:08:16]  No kidding.
[00:08:16]  The Ghosties are coming up, folks, so don't go anywhere.
[00:08:20]  Thank you, Art Hammond.
[00:08:21]  And this is Albinclaus.
[00:08:23]  Hey, Ghost, that was some after-show, huh?
[00:08:26]  How many times did you say the end with shut up, asshole?
[00:08:29]  And Brooke 412 for a 25-bucker.
[00:08:34]  You're damn right.
[00:08:37]  Hey, Brooke, I'm not taking $20, $20, man.
[00:08:39]  It says it on the screen right there.
[00:08:41]  You'll see that, right?
[00:08:42]  Happy 2020.
[00:08:43]  Enjoy the water, sports.
[00:08:46]  I'm not playing it, dude.
[00:08:47]  Are you kidding me?
[00:08:48]  That says no $20, $20 buck-er.
[00:08:50]  To celebrate the new year, this will be my last donation.
[00:08:53]  Ghost no longer enjoys doing the show and hence neither do many listeners.
[00:08:57]  Awww, awww, look at this leftist.
[00:09:00]  What?
[00:09:01]  Look at this fucking leftist piece of shit.
[00:09:03]  Well, then get out of here, you fucking leftist piece of shit.
[00:09:06]  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:09:07]  Nobody's asked me to stay here, you piece of shit.
[00:09:10]  Everyone to the ghosties.
[00:09:11]  Happy New Year.
[00:09:12]  McAfee 2020, really?
[00:09:13]  Take us any word on when the torrent of the old blog talk radio episodes?
[00:09:17]  Cheers, mate.
[00:09:19]  You know what, McAfee?
[00:09:20]  I don't know.
[00:09:21]  I mean, there's a torrent going on.
[00:09:22]  There's many people that are fucking gathering those shows.
[00:09:25]  But I limited time offer.
[00:09:27]  Type Cap.
[00:09:29]  All right, Captain Autism.
[00:09:30]  We get it, dude.
[00:09:31]  All right.
[00:09:32]  We get it.
[00:09:34]  And wait a minute.
[00:09:35]  Hold on.
[00:09:35]  Anonymous for two bucks.
[00:09:36]  I can't believe I'm 20 years old.
[00:09:37]  I've been smoking for two years legally, and Trump takes it away.
[00:09:41]  Dude, it's not Trump that took it away, you idiot.
[00:09:44]  All right.
[00:09:44]  It's the fucking Congress that added that on.
[00:09:47]  He's just signing it into law.
[00:09:49]  And by the way, he's signing that into law because it's a part of the fucking USMCA deal, if I'm not mistaken.
[00:09:55]  So it is what it is.
[00:09:56]  What is this?
[00:09:57]  Albin Shekel Grabber for three bucks?
[00:09:59]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:10:00]  Happy New Year's.
[00:10:01]  Liberate Two Tame X and Furies.
[00:10:03]  And there's Geno X1987, our resident freak show who likes to donate all those freaky donos.
[00:10:09]  Now, listen, once again, folks, we're not taking video donos tonight.
[00:10:13]  We're not allowing the video donos to encapsulate the show.
[00:10:17]  This is going to be a decent show.
[00:10:18]  What is this?
[00:10:20]  Dark feet, girl.
[00:10:21]  Please, someone get Dark Me Magician Girl's feet.
[00:10:24]  I want to see those toes sparkling like fireworks for New Year's.
[00:10:28]  Sniff, sniff.
[00:10:29]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:10:30]  And Chris Johnson for two bucks.
[00:10:33]  Will there be media share?
[00:10:34]  Dude, there's no media share.
[00:10:36]  All right, we're done with that.
[00:10:37]  This is a New Year's Eve show!
[00:10:39]  Happy Chunji, fat man!
[00:10:40]  I look forward to another decade of suppressing speech and influencing on people's rights.
[00:10:45]  Of course!
[00:10:45]  Of course, you.
[00:10:48]  Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Andrew Yang is an operative for the Chinese government, but you know, that's just my opinion.
[00:10:54]  Anyway, listen, let me talk here for a second because I do want to extend a sincere apologies for the folks that were expecting a Saturday night troll show on Saturday night.
[00:11:04]  And why?
[00:11:05]  What the hell?
[00:11:06]  Look, you don't need to explain.
[00:11:08]  We already know what happened.
[00:11:10]  You got drunk after going somewhere.
[00:11:14]  And Mrs. Ghost had to drive.
[00:11:16]  That's not what happened, asshole.
[00:11:18]  All right?
[00:11:19]  Fucking Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
[00:11:21]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:11:22]  What is this?
[00:11:23]  Videos or troll war?
[00:11:24]  Dude, we're not doing videos tonight, dude.
[00:11:26]  This is a fucking New Year's Eve, ass clown.
[00:11:28]  It's fucking New Year's Eve.
[00:11:31]  For heaven's sake.
[00:11:33]  Ray Ping.
[00:11:34]  Now, fuck you.
[00:11:34]  I'm not saying the rest of that name.
[00:11:36]  Now, listen, I didn't get drunk on Saturday night, okay?
[00:11:39]  Or on Saturday afternoon.
[00:11:41]  Let me explain to you what happened.
[00:11:44]  Now, I obliged Mrs. Ghost and said, hey, I'll take you out on Saturday night.
[00:11:47]  No problem.
[00:11:48]  She begged me.
[00:11:48]  She wanted to fucking spend time with the old man out here.
[00:11:52]  I don't blame her, okay?
[00:11:54]  So I was going to surprise her.
[00:11:55]  I decided I was going to go to the mall and try to get myself some new threads so that wherever I take her out, I'll be looking sharp.
[00:12:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:02]  I'll be looking like dapper and shit, right?
[00:12:04]  So I go to the mall, which I haven't been to in a while.
[00:12:07]  I want to be completely honest.
[00:12:09]  I went to the mall, and unfortunately, I drank like a couple of cokes before going out to the mall, and I had a little bit of a full bladder.
[00:12:16]  Now, you folks know I don't like going into public bathrooms, and the reason I don't like going into public bathrooms is because most males nowadays in public bathrooms are there to solicit sexual gay acts.
[00:12:29]  Or if you're out of urinal, the guy on the next fucking what?
[00:12:34]  Type cap to ban Captain Autism for being unfunny and possibly dark.
[00:12:38]  Okay, Sunburst unicorn.
[00:12:40]  Fucking Captain Autism is a piece of shit.
[00:12:42]  Whatever.
[00:12:43]  Now, listen, okay?
[00:12:44]  Now, what I'm about to say here is an absolute true story, okay?
[00:12:48]  Now, once again, I don't like going into public bathrooms because not only is it like a fucking sexual meat, homosexual meat market for homo.
[00:12:57]  I mean, who doesn't love a faggot sheep rambling about politics?
[00:13:00]  Yeah, here we go.
[00:13:01]  Yeah, you talk a lot of bad fucking bullshit.
[00:13:05]  Fuck you.
[00:13:05]  How do you like that shit?
[00:13:08]  Fuck you.
[00:13:09]  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:13:12]  All right.
[00:13:13]  Happy New Year, Jason.
[00:13:15]  I know you're out of the way.
[00:13:19]  Pretty shitty decade is an understatement.
[00:13:22]  Pretty shitty decade is an understatement, but thank God Donald Trump came in at the latter part and made America great again.
[00:13:29]  We've got a 2001 Suzuki NGR.
[00:13:32]  Happy New Year's dude as a motorcyclist.
[00:13:34]  Assholes nicking the keys out of people's bikes have become a problem here in Austin.
[00:13:39]  These people are nicking our bikes.
[00:13:42]  What the fuck?
[00:13:43]  Nicking your both?
[00:13:44]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:13:46]  LOL Ghost was pussy whipped into taking his wife to Appleby's after getting new threads in an empty ass Sears mall.
[00:13:53]  Listen, dude, I'm not pussy whipped because I want to be with my woman.
[00:13:57]  I wonder what excuse ghost is.
[00:13:59]  Where's your woman?
[00:14:02]  Nafara 822, shut your ethnic, ambiguous ass up, you son of a bitch, all right?
[00:14:07]  Ghost actually soiled his wheelchair elephant.
[00:14:10]  Fuck you, meme magic.
[00:14:11]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[00:14:12]  Now listen to what I'm about to say to you because this is a true fucking story, all right?
[00:14:18]  Happy New Year's.
[00:14:19]  Happy New Year.
[00:14:20]  Expectations for the Yu-Gi-Oh. Trading card game for the 2020 competitive cycle.
[00:14:25]  Thanks in advance.
[00:14:27]  What, Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading card game?
[00:14:31]  I know that more often than not, you do them regardless of what the description says.
[00:14:35]  Sorry, Jesus.
[00:14:37]  Damn well, in that case, I can't skeeve out the audience with that guy drinking his own urine.
[00:14:41]  But I assure you, it was entertaining content.
[00:14:45]  Look at Brooke 412.
[00:14:47]  Look at Brooke 412 kicking some ass out here.
[00:14:50]  Cheers to Brooke 412.
[00:14:52]  Pretty good fan this year.
[00:14:53]  I do want to say so.
[00:14:55]  So I'm singling you out personally, all right?
[00:14:58]  Brooke 412 in the house.
[00:15:00]  Now, let me explain to you what happened on Saturday, okay?
[00:15:04]  Because I went to the damn mall in an attempt to try to get some threads so I can look dapper out there with Mrs. Ghost when I take her out on Saturday night.
[00:15:12]  Unfortunately, I had to go relieve myself because I had a couple of cokes.
[00:15:16]  What the fuck?
[00:15:17]  I'm the one who was passed out drunk in front of the JC Penny.
[00:15:21]  Dude, shut up, ST Mike.
[00:15:23]  All right.
[00:15:24]  I wasn't drunk, you idiot.
[00:15:26]  I'm about to tell you if you'd shut the fuck up and let me talk.
[00:15:31]  Anyway, I had to go to the restroom, okay?
[00:15:33]  And you all know I don't like going into public restrooms because it's just nothing but a bunch of homosexuals toe-tapping in there.
[00:15:40]  Or if you're at a urinal, especially if you're at a urinal by yourself at one end, men just want to go, men just want to go next to you and look at what you're packing.
[00:15:50]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:50]  What is this?
[00:15:51]  Two soiled wheelchairs in Texas.
[00:15:53]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:15:55]  And I'm Peter.
[00:15:57]  Fuck you for three bucks too, dude.
[00:16:00]  Anyway, listen, all right.
[00:16:01]  Now, as I was stating, I don't like going into public bathrooms, okay?
[00:16:06]  So I went into this public bathroom, and once again, as I was just stating, there was nobody at the urinals.
[00:16:12]  I go to the most farthest urinal from any fucking buddy.
[00:16:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:16]  Okay.
[00:16:17]  And I start relieving myself.
[00:16:18]  Some fucking asshole comes in miraculously.
[00:16:22]  And instead of picking the urinal that's like on the other end of me, he goes.
[00:16:27]  Happy New Year, ghost.
[00:16:28]  Hey, thank you, Emperor Gritty.
[00:16:31]  The Mormons take the Alamo.
[00:16:33]  What the fuck does that mean, Emperor Gritty, you piece of shit?
[00:16:35]  Don't be fucking talking about the Texas martyrs.
[00:16:37]  All right, listen.
[00:16:39]  I'm at one urinal, okay, in a public bathroom at the mall.
[00:16:42]  I'm trying to get some threads, you know, so that I can take Mrs. Ghost out on Saturday night.
[00:16:48]  And as I'm, you know, draining the main vein in this goddamn urinal, some guy comes in.
[00:16:55]  Can you fucking let me talk, you fucking dumb shit?
[00:16:58]  And tell Ghost you had a guy piss on your face because it felt good.

=== Piss In His Eye Story (14:57) ===

[00:17:02]  Oh, God.
[00:17:02]  Like two months ago, you're into the same shit you making fun of as well.
[00:17:06]  Fuck out of here, baby.
[00:17:07]  Tariq Nasheed over here.
[00:17:09]  Come on.
[00:17:10]  Oh, like a boss.
[00:17:12]  M Cook in the house, baby.
[00:17:15]  Cheers to M Cook, by the way.
[00:17:16]  He's been a fan for many, many years, man.
[00:17:19]  Cheers to M Cook.
[00:17:20]  Like a boss, making it rain on these trolls.
[00:17:24]  Hey, G, I want to give a shout out to all the folks who give and show you respect.
[00:17:28]  Cheers, man.
[00:17:29]  Also to the IC who have great chats in the general chats and crypto chats and others too.
[00:17:35]  Hey, man, cheers.
[00:17:36]  Cheers to you, man.
[00:17:38]  Happy New Year.
[00:17:41]  You're damn right.
[00:17:42]  Well, we're not doing donos, man, but like fucking video donos.
[00:17:45]  We're trying to have a real show here.
[00:17:47]  But M Cook, dude, he's been a fucking, he's been a fan for many a years.
[00:17:51]  He's a great guy.
[00:17:53]  Cheers to him.
[00:17:54]  I want to say cheers to Brooke412.
[00:17:56]  And I also want to say cheers to Mr. Sonic31.
[00:18:00]  Cheers to you guys, man.
[00:18:01]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:18:02]  Once again, you guys have been great fans, and I love each and every one of you for Christ's sake.
[00:18:07]  What is this?
[00:18:08]  Have a New Year's Eve, ghost.
[00:18:09]  I hope you don't make it for another decade.
[00:18:12]  Oh, thanks a lot.
[00:18:13]  I appreciate it.
[00:18:13]  Look, somebody's wishing my death.
[00:18:16]  Thank you, man.
[00:18:16]  I appreciate it.
[00:18:18]  Nice Stoys with Goat.
[00:18:20]  Listen, this is not a story, dude.
[00:18:21]  This is fucking, this really happened this Saturday, okay?
[00:18:24]  So anyway, I'm taking a piss at the mall because I'm looking for threads so I can take Mrs. Ghost out on Saturday night.
[00:18:31]  I'm draining the main vein there.
[00:18:33]  Some idiot comes in, and instead of picking the urinal that's farthest away from me, this fucking guy gets right next to me.
[00:18:39]  He takes the urinal right next to me.
[00:18:42]  And like every, dude, every fucking time, this fucking guy's looking like, you know, he's got his periphery.
[00:18:48]  He's got fucking eyes on the side of his head, trying to look at my schlong.
[00:18:51]  I mean, his head is tilted.
[00:18:54]  And I can see that he's doing this.
[00:18:55]  Okay.
[00:18:56]  So it's making me nervous.
[00:18:57]  Okay.
[00:18:58]  So I'm not like, I'm trying to finish pissing as fucking quick as I possibly can.
[00:19:03]  And like, I don't even finish the piss.
[00:19:05]  All right.
[00:19:06]  So what I'm doing, you know how, you know, guys, you know, you do the whole shake method.
[00:19:10]  You know what I'm talking about, guys?
[00:19:12]  You know, you give the fucking schlong a shake so you can get, you know, the remaining bodily fluids out of the phallus.
[00:19:19]  Well, anyway, because I was so fucking nervous because this guy was looking at my schlong and I was, you know, doing the whole fucking shake routine.
[00:19:30]  I must have like sprayed a couple of fucking, I don't know, drops of piss, you know, that may have came out of the urinal.
[00:19:37]  Anyway, I'm so nervous.
[00:19:39]  I'm fucking like giving the shake and I'm trying to put my fucking cocking balls in my pants.
[00:19:44]  And hold on, what?
[00:19:45]  Cheers, Ghost.
[00:19:46]  Happy New Year's.
[00:19:48]  I hope you call the fireworks.
[00:19:49]  No, they're not going to do shit.
[00:19:53]  They're not going to do shit if I call the fireworks police, Captain Hook.
[00:19:56]  They're not going to do anything, man.
[00:19:57]  The Cowboys just got a new head coach from China.
[00:20:00]  We win one soon.
[00:20:01]  Ah, dude, I don't want to hear about the Cowboys, dude.
[00:20:04]  What a fucking disappointment.
[00:20:05]  What a disappointment, man.
[00:20:07]  And what is this?
[00:20:09]  Ghost men's room sex.
[00:20:11]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:20:11]  That's not.
[00:20:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:14]  Hey, there's Jenova Wolf.
[00:20:16]  What's up, dude?
[00:20:16]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:20:17]  How's it going?
[00:20:18]  Just got off work.
[00:20:20]  Happy New Year, man.
[00:20:21]  Happy New Year, man.
[00:20:22]  By the way, have you tried non-alcoholic beer?
[00:20:24]  No.
[00:20:24]  Heineken is making non-alcoholic beverages with right now.
[00:20:28]  Why even bother?
[00:20:28]  Why cheat yourself?
[00:20:33]  Why cheat yourself?
[00:20:34]  You might as well go ahead and drink beer.
[00:20:35]  Anyway, listen, I'm trying to do the proverbial cock shake, you know, to kind of shake out what remaining bodily fluid is in the phallus.
[00:20:44]  And in the process, I guess I started splashing.
[00:20:47]  What is this?
[00:20:49]  I heard what you said to my brothers the other night.
[00:20:51]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:20:52]  Oh, shut up.
[00:20:53]  That's not Eric.
[00:20:56]  Shut up.
[00:20:56]  All right.
[00:20:57]  I'm trying to fucking explain why I wasn't here on Saturday.
[00:21:00]  All right.
[00:21:01]  Happy New Year, ghost.
[00:21:03]  What's up, Marshall Burns?
[00:21:07]  You're damn right.
[00:21:08]  You're damn right.
[00:21:09]  Cheers to Marshall Burns.
[00:21:11]  He's on that part.
[00:21:13]  And Anonymous, no one wants to hear about your gay piss urinal fan fa- Dude, this is not fan fiction.
[00:21:19]  This actually happened.
[00:21:21]  Hey, homeboy, it is me, the taco, that is macho.
[00:21:24]  bet you 20 bucks that Trump won't live till 2020 dude dude I'm not taking that's that's a disgusting bet first of all And I hope there's a federal authority that visits you for saying that, you son of a bitch.
[00:21:35]  Hey, Dele Sari Principio Amenso, Materia e Spirito, Raggione e senso.
[00:21:40]  What, Gina Yearlis?
[00:21:41]  You're taking Latin.
[00:21:44]  Oh, you're taking some Latin.
[00:21:45]  You're trying to conjure up the language of our Latin ancestors.
[00:21:52]  I don't know what the hell he's saying, dude.
[00:21:53]  Talk to me in American, please, all right?
[00:21:56]  Jesus Christ.
[00:21:57]  Put Templeton on before I come to San Hambonio and fucking.
[00:22:00]  Oh, go shove it up, you're at an internet tough guy over here.
[00:22:04]  Alabama black snake shit.
[00:22:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:22:06]  Can you shut up, all right?
[00:22:09]  And here we go with the repetitive autism.
[00:22:11]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, fucking repetitive autism.
[00:22:16]  Shut up, all right?
[00:22:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:22:19]  Anyway, as I'm fucking, you know, doing the fucking cock shake at the urinal, some of the urine, because I'm not, like, fully finished, I'm kind of like, you know, still, there's some sprinkle there.
[00:22:30]  But because this guy's looking at my cock, I'm like a little fucking nervous.
[00:22:34]  So I'm like fucking shaking, and there's like piss, like particles that are going everywhere.
[00:22:41]  Texas bathhouse, stop spraying our toilets, dude.
[00:22:43]  We've been getting complaints.
[00:22:45]  Look, look, shut the fuck up.
[00:22:46]  I'm talking.
[00:22:47]  This is serious business.
[00:22:49]  All right?
[00:22:50]  You should get Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist, Link Evolution, when it releases on PC.
[00:22:56]  All right, I'll think about it, all right?
[00:22:59]  I'll think about it.
[00:23:01]  Thank you, Solomon Muddo, whatever the hell that is.
[00:23:05]  Anyway, as I'm putting my schlong back into my pants, dude, shut the fuck up.
[00:23:12]  I went to the mall recently as well, Ghost, except instead of shopping at smelly boomer shops, I shop at the cool Sooner shops.
[00:23:19]  Yeah, what fucking shops are those?
[00:23:21]  What, hot topic?
[00:23:23]  You're probably one of those fruits that wears those little flaming fucking polyester fucking shirts, right?
[00:23:29]  Huh?
[00:23:29]  You wear the little flaming fucking polyester shirts and think you're a fucking tough guy.
[00:23:33]  Where is the top down your list, you fat lazy pig?
[00:23:35]  Are you too busy sucking off the RG crowd who doesn't even pay your bills to upload it?
[00:23:40]  If anybody has autism, it's you since this shit show is the same thing every fucking week.
[00:23:45]  Why are you here, Jamal Ginsberg, you stupid piece of shit?
[00:23:49]  All right, why are you here even listening?
[00:23:51]  Why don't you go and eat a bean pie before motherfucking New Year's Eve or some shit?
[00:23:57]  Fucking wannabe motherfucking Lewis Farrakhan Malcolm X motherfucker.
[00:24:02]  And who is this waifu feet sniffer?
[00:24:04]  Oh, dude.
[00:24:06]  Waifu feet sniffing.
[00:24:07]  I'd throw your ass down the stairs if I ever saw you.
[00:24:10]  Melania Trump.
[00:24:11]  All right, dude, we get it.
[00:24:13]  All right.
[00:24:14]  We get it.
[00:24:14]  Look, in peach orange, man.
[00:24:16]  I wouldn't be surprised if these people were being paid by the DNC to do this shit.
[00:24:20]  Which symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair.
[00:24:23]  For fuck's sake.
[00:24:24]  Here we go with the repetitive autism again.
[00:24:26]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair synchronization.
[00:24:27]  Jesus Christ, pain.
[00:24:29]  Your autism is showing.
[00:24:32]  Your fucking autism is showing.
[00:24:34]  Fucking get this shit out of here.
[00:24:36]  Now, as I was stating, folks, I'm like fucking doing the shake.
[00:24:40]  Splashes of my little fucking particles of piss are going everywhere.
[00:24:44]  And as I'm, you know, zipping up and ready to leave the public bathroom, the guy next to me goes, oh, shit.
[00:24:51]  Oh, fuck.
[00:24:52]  You just pissed in my eye.
[00:24:55]  Okay?
[00:24:55]  Now, that makes me even more nervous because I'm like, holy shit, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
[00:25:01]  All right.
[00:25:02]  He's fucking yelling in the fucking bathroom.
[00:25:04]  You pissed in my eye.
[00:25:06]  And I'm like, fucking shit, dude.
[00:25:08]  I mean, I don't know what to do.
[00:25:10]  So I literally start walking fast and running.
[00:25:13]  It actually happened for real.
[00:25:15]  I just pissed all over myself and my wheelchair.
[00:25:18]  All right, yeah.
[00:25:19]  I'm not in a wheelchair, asshole.
[00:25:21]  All right.
[00:25:21]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:25:23]  Okay.
[00:25:24]  Anyway, the guy is literally screaming.
[00:25:28]  Tight break to break ghost's spine.
[00:25:30]  Yeah, thanks a lot, ST Mike, you fucking milky licking pieces of shit.
[00:25:34]  Anyway, listen, the guy's claiming I pissed in his eye.
[00:25:38]  All right.
[00:25:38]  Ah, shit, you pissed in my eye, ghost.
[00:25:41]  Dude, can you shut up and let me finish this true fucking story, okay?
[00:25:46]  Now, as this guy is screaming this, I'm thinking, I better like walk fast or power walk or run the fuck out of the store because I don't want to, I don't want to explain why this guy's claiming I pissed in his eye.
[00:26:00]  I don't even want to have that conversation with any kind of mall security or any of that other fucking shit.
[00:26:06]  So as the guy is screaming, and I'm a Peter.
[00:26:10]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:26:11]  I'm a Peter.
[00:26:13]  The guy's screaming as I'm exiting the fucking men's bathroom.
[00:26:16]  You can hear him.
[00:26:17]  He keeps saying, he pissed in my eye.
[00:26:20]  Stop that guy.
[00:26:22]  And the guy leaves the bathroom.
[00:26:23]  He starts following me through this fucking very affluent store that I was going to buy, about to drop at least a thousand bucks for some new threads on.
[00:26:32]  All right.
[00:26:33]  I just was just fucking trying to power walk.
[00:26:36]  I literally walked out of the store into my car and got the fuck out of there.
[00:26:39]  The guy went and followed me all the way to the parking lot telling everybody.
[00:26:45]  This story is giving me the biggest boner right now.
[00:26:47]  Fuck off, R. Kelly, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:49]  Listen, this guy followed me all the way to the parking lot and all the way through the parking lot.
[00:26:55]  This guy's telling people to stop me that I pissed in his eye.
[00:26:59]  I'm not even joking, rather.
[00:27:01]  He's holding his eyeball and he's like, stop that guy.
[00:27:03]  He pissed in my eye.
[00:27:05]  He pissed in my eye.
[00:27:07]  I was in the urinal at the mall.
[00:27:09]  Can you stop, dude?
[00:27:10]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:27:11]  He started to shake my pecker so hard that I gave him a bit of a golden shot.
[00:27:15]  Oh, good God.
[00:27:16]  He was quoted as saying, you pissed in my eye.
[00:27:19]  Let's go to the handicap style.
[00:27:21]  Look, dude, this is a true story, okay?
[00:27:23]  Gay penthouse floor.
[00:27:24]  This is a true story, okay?
[00:27:26]  The guy was following me all the way through the store into the parking lot, telling people to stop me that I pissed in his eye.
[00:27:33]  And as I'm walking and as this guy's screaming, people are like talking to each other, like, what the fuck?
[00:27:39]  He pissed in his eye.
[00:27:41]  That's what he said.
[00:27:41]  He pissed in his eye.
[00:27:43]  True water sports rate.
[00:27:45]  Listen.
[00:27:46]  Anyway, look, I got in my car.
[00:27:48]  I got the fuck out of there.
[00:27:49]  I went right back here to my home and I told Mrs. Ghost.
[00:27:54]  I told Mrs. Ghost, dude, we can't go out.
[00:27:56]  That's a sign from God.
[00:27:58]  That's a sign from God that I'm not going out.
[00:28:00]  And for everybody, all bullshit, fuck you.
[00:28:04]  All bullshit, fuck you.
[00:28:06]  Do you have a deviant art account so I can read more?
[00:28:09]  Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
[00:28:11]  Hentai poop smear sniffer.
[00:28:13]  Hey, fair point on the non-alcoholic beer.
[00:28:16]  But I will admit, though, that non-alcoholic beer is pretty good for folks if they aren't 21.
[00:28:20]  Yeah, I guess so.
[00:28:21]  If you're not 21, I don't advise you to drink at all.
[00:28:26]  I don't think you should be drinking.
[00:28:27]  Cheers and if you're under the age of 21, you should not be drinking.
[00:28:32]  All right, ghost granny.
[00:28:34]  Oh, dude, fuck off.
[00:28:36]  Fuck off.
[00:28:37]  Listen, listen.
[00:28:42]  All right, R. Ghostly.
[00:28:43]  Yeah, that's why I wasn't here, okay?
[00:28:47]  I wanted to take Mrs. Ghost out, and because of that episode at the mall, all right, R. Ghostler.
[00:28:53]  Yeah, fuck off, asshole, all right?
[00:28:56]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:28:58]  Because of that, we didn't go out anywhere.
[00:28:59]  We stayed home, and I watched Bellator.
[00:29:03]  Oh, no.
[00:29:03]  Oh, God.
[00:29:04]  It happened again.
[00:29:06]  I pissed in some guy's eye.
[00:29:08]  I didn't.
[00:29:08]  Listen, listen, listen.
[00:29:10]  The guy would not have gotten pissed in his eye had he not been looking at my cock.
[00:29:15]  He wouldn't have got pissed in his eye if he wasn't looking at my cock.
[00:29:19]  Hey, what is this?
[00:29:20]  Anonymous.
[00:29:21]  I wonder how Henry Kissinger is going to sound when he's burning in hell.
[00:29:25]  No shit.
[00:29:26]  No kidding, Anonymous.
[00:29:27]  And what is this?
[00:29:27]  Hail Pistler.
[00:29:29]  Hail Pissler.
[00:29:33]  Here we go.
[00:29:34]  Sent by Thomas Alice.
[00:29:35]  Oh, Christ.
[00:29:38]  I became awakened to golden showers after an incident at the local mall.
[00:29:43]  This guy would have never gotten a drop of piss in his eye had he not been looking at my cock!
[00:29:49]  For fuck's sake!
[00:29:51]  Why don't y'all look at it that way?
[00:29:53]  God damn it!
[00:29:54]  There's a fucking crotch rocket.
[00:29:57]  Fuck off, Jamal Sam Sperg, whatever the fuck your name is.
[00:30:01]  Samuel Jetsberg.
[00:30:03]  Hey, what is this?
[00:30:03]  Ghost is an introvert.
[00:30:05]  What do you mean an introvert?
[00:30:06]  I don't want people looking at my cock while I'm pissing in a urinal, okay?
[00:30:10]  Well, there's something wrong with that.
[00:30:12]  I vote Dark Blaine for Tart of the Year.
[00:30:14]  There's no Tart of the Year, Emperor Gritty.
[00:30:16]  And by the way, Dark Blaine is a very good fucking fan.
[00:30:19]  I don't know what your fucking problem is.
[00:30:21]  Lee Chang's name is pronounced Lee Chong.
[00:30:23]  Lee Chang, Lee Kwang, Lee Ping Pong Pang.
[00:30:26]  Who gives a fuck, man?
[00:30:28]  Cream of some young whore.
[00:30:29]  Who gives a shit, all right?
[00:30:30]  Hello, ghost.
[00:30:31]  I am the taco who is macho, and I am high as balls right now.
[00:30:34]  So you're high as balls.
[00:30:38]  What?
[00:30:41]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:30:43]  Hey, what is this?
[00:30:43]  Geno X 1987.
[00:30:45]  Non-alcoholic drinks are good.
[00:30:47]  Regular makes you an asshole drunk.
[00:30:49]  All right, go fuck off, asshole, alright?
[00:30:52]  I am not an ethnic minority.
[00:30:54]  I just know a little Spanish.
[00:30:55]  Bullshit!
[00:30:56]  I live in Southern California, Spickville.
[00:30:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:30:59]  You gotta learn some stuff.
[00:31:00]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
[00:31:02]  Ethnically ambiguous son of a bitch.
[00:31:04]  Yeah, right, Nafara 822.
[00:31:06]  All right, maybe we should play Guest the Minority with your ass.
[00:31:09]  What is this?
[00:31:09]  Nice stories.
[00:31:10]  Keep telling these fanfics, ghosts.
[00:31:12]  I'm having a good listen.
[00:31:14]  Dude, this is not a fanfic.
[00:31:15]  This actually happened this Saturday.
[00:31:18]  Hey, look at this.
[00:31:19]  Mike Cox.
[00:31:19]  Stop looking at me, Pistler.
[00:31:21]  No, listen to me.
[00:31:22]  I'm not kidding around, folks.
[00:31:23]  Okay, that's why I was not here on Saturday.
[00:31:26]  I was supposed to be taking out Mrs. Ghost.
[00:31:28]  Unfortunately, in the process of trying to buy some new threads for that Saturday night evening with Mrs. Ghost, I had to use a urinal.
[00:31:35]  And this idiot, look, there was like fucking six urinals.
[00:31:39]  There were like six urinals, all right?
[00:31:41]  And I was at the farthest one to the left.
[00:31:43]  Yeah, ghost deviant art fanfic.
[00:31:45]  Fuck you, dude, all right?
[00:31:47]  Oh, well, here's the office depot manager.
[00:31:49]  Excuse me, sir.
[00:31:50]  I am going to need you to return to the store immediately.
[00:31:53]  Oh, Christ.
[00:31:54]  I have a customer who is wanting to press charges of sexual harassment on you.

=== Van Nuys Sex Club Night (10:53) ===

[00:31:59]  He says you pissed in his eye.
[00:32:00]  So fuck.
[00:32:03]  I'm sitting here trying to be truthful with you guys, you know, and why and what happened on Saturday.
[00:32:08]  And here you guys are, you're thinking that this is some kind of Golden Showers fanfic.
[00:32:12]  Dude, I was just trying to drain the main vein.
[00:32:16]  I was at the farthest of the left fucking urinal.
[00:32:19]  And this guy could have been at the one at the farthest to the right.
[00:32:22]  And none of this would have ever happened.
[00:32:23]  But no.
[00:32:24]  He decided to use the urinal right next to me.
[00:32:27]  And this son of a bitch was eyeballing my cock.
[00:32:29]  He was, I mean, I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
[00:32:33]  I mean, this is why I don't go in the fucking public bathrooms.
[00:32:37]  It's a bunch of homos.
[00:32:38]  Just meet me at bar 1919 in about an hour, and we can reenact this piss encounter.
[00:32:44]  Fox McCloud, shut up, all right?
[00:32:46]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:32:48]  All right?
[00:32:49]  Watch where you're aiming that thing.
[00:32:51]  You headshotted Mr. Trump and me.
[00:32:53]  A fucking Russian hooker.
[00:32:54]  Dude, that's not funny with the Russian dossier and all that.
[00:32:58]  Fuck off, man.
[00:32:59]  Someone pissed in my eye with his 15 and a half inch micropeness.
[00:33:03]  Yeah, well, that's why, you know, when you're shaking a big long slong, things are going to go places, you know?
[00:33:08]  That's what happens.
[00:33:08]  This story is bullshit.
[00:33:10]  You can't use the urinal when you're in a wheelchair.
[00:33:12]  Fuck off, asshole.
[00:33:13]  All right.
[00:33:13]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:33:15]  Anyway, high voltage Templeton, fuck you.
[00:33:17]  And Crippler's dirty wheelchair, fuck you.
[00:33:19]  All right.
[00:33:20]  Anyway, that was my Saturday, folks.
[00:33:22]  Okay, I ended up staying home with Mrs. Ghost.
[00:33:24]  We ended up fucking ordering some chicken wings and watching that ridiculous Rampage Jackson fall down.
[00:33:31]  But other than that, I guess I should have done the show.
[00:33:35]  Who knows?
[00:33:36]  Who cares?
[00:33:37]  but I when this guy started screaming you pissed in my eye and started following me throughout the whole store into the parking lot I knew that that was a sign from God not to go out anywhere.
[00:33:51]  Okay?
[00:33:52]  And by the way, the reason I was running away while he was doing it, I mean, how would you feel?
[00:33:58]  I mean, if you had to stop and explain this to some fucking mall security guard that barely went through high school, you know?
[00:34:08]  Oh, dude, come on.
[00:34:09]  I feel like I worked very hard this year to be a good slave for ghost.
[00:34:13]  I do like that.
[00:34:14]  That's horrible.
[00:34:15]  All right, come on.
[00:34:16]  You're supposed to be one of my blacks.
[00:34:20]  Anyway, what's up?
[00:34:21]  jetsburg samuel for two bucks graphic but this story reminds me of the time i was 19 and at a van nuys sex club and had a guy piss down my throat oh my It was salty as hell.
[00:34:32]  Not really my thing, but I know this is the stuff some PPL are.
[00:34:36]  Oh, dude.
[00:34:37]  Who are we to judge?
[00:34:40]  Oh, God.
[00:34:42]  I vote Captain Desi Tard of the Year.
[00:34:44]  Tard of the Year.
[00:34:48]  Also, stop peeing in people's eyes.
[00:34:51]  Dude, I didn't piss in anybody's eye.
[00:34:53]  Look, I was shaking my cock, all right?
[00:34:56]  Some splashes of piss whip elsewhere, and this guy was looking at me.
[00:35:01]  He was looking at my cock.
[00:35:02]  That's why he got fucking piss in his eye.
[00:35:05]  Yeah, the yellow eye of Texas.
[00:35:06]  That's great, dude.
[00:35:07]  You see, now you guys are just going to fucking twist the fucking knife for Christ's sake.
[00:35:11]  You know, and then add some salt on the wound while we're at it.
[00:35:13]  I bet Ghost launched a kidney stone in that dude's eye.
[00:35:17]  I mean, he likes shooting pearls at us constantly.
[00:35:20]  What a New Year's Eve.
[00:35:21]  Look at this.
[00:35:22]  I'm trying to fucking tell you all the truth.
[00:35:27]  I was not erect, you fucking idiots.
[00:35:29]  All right, shut the fuck up, all right?
[00:35:32]  Ghosted deviant art.
[00:35:33]  Hey, ghost, you want to go have a drink tonight at your favorite bar, The Midnight Cowboy?
[00:35:37]  They installed wheelchair ramp just for you to do that.
[00:35:40]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[00:35:43]  The midnight cowboy.
[00:35:44]  I've never even heard of it, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[00:35:48]  All right, wheelchair symbol.
[00:35:50]  Your fucking autism is showing.
[00:35:51]  Shut up.
[00:35:53]  And you're Scoot TM.
[00:35:56]  Howdy Pissboy.
[00:35:58]  I'm drunk and discussing you on Twitch.
[00:36:01]  Shout out to Jack Lorduva, D.A.O. Yeah, fuck off.
[00:36:04]  Don't be giving any fucking shout-outs on my show, Scoot TM, you piece of shit.
[00:36:10]  All right.
[00:36:11]  And what is this?
[00:36:13]  Remember the Islamo?
[00:36:15]  Fuck off.
[00:36:16]  Dude, enough.
[00:36:17]  All right.
[00:36:18]  Seriously, enough.
[00:36:21]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:36:22]  Anyway, listen.
[00:36:24]  I want to talk about a few things since I've been gone here, and I definitely want to put a point of emphasis on the two Republicans that are complaining that Mitch McConnell is working side by side with the White House for the impeachment trial.
[00:36:39]  Who are the two Republicans?
[00:36:41]  Yeah, baby.
[00:36:42]  Keep pissing in my face.
[00:36:44]  Can you shut up, Jetsburg Samuel?
[00:36:46]  Can you fuck off, dude?
[00:36:48]  You're fucking sick, man.
[00:36:50]  The yellow urine of dude, all right, enough.
[00:36:53]  All right, yeah, yeah.
[00:36:55]  We got our laughs.
[00:36:56]  All right, enough of this shit.
[00:36:59]  Alexander, the resurrection.
[00:37:00]  Ghost, how is your New Year's Eve?
[00:37:03]  Is you Granny stripping naked with her saggy raven titties flopping in the wind?
[00:37:07]  Why don't I even do this show, dude?
[00:37:10]  Why did I even do this shit?
[00:37:11]  Fucking New Year's Eve.
[00:37:12]  I could be at a party right now.
[00:37:15]  I could be popping fireworks or some shit, but look at this.
[00:37:19]  Remember the Alamo.
[00:37:20]  I mean, I could be doing some fucking shit other than this and taking this fucking ridicule for Christ's sake.
[00:37:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:28]  Golden Shower Award.
[00:37:30]  Yeah, fuck you.
[00:37:31]  All right.
[00:37:31]  Go fuck off for Christ's sake.
[00:37:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:36]  And what is this, Gino?
[00:37:37]  Did it happen at North Star or Ingram Park Mall?
[00:37:39]  Well, you know what?
[00:37:40]  I'm not telling you the malls I go to.
[00:37:41]  All right.
[00:37:42]  The last thing I need for you guys is snooping around there.
[00:37:46]  Hey, Mike Cock!
[00:37:47]  What's going on?
[00:37:49]  Mike Cock just donated a $50 bill.
[00:37:54]  $50 bill.
[00:37:59]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[00:38:01]  Thanks for providing much-needed entertainment.
[00:38:04]  Cheers to Mike Coch for getting me into crypto trading this year.
[00:38:07]  All right, dude.
[00:38:07]  Cheers.
[00:38:08]  Cheers to you and everyone else that helps make the show what it is.
[00:38:11]  You're damn right.
[00:38:12]  Look at my cock.
[00:38:13]  Mike Kock is in the house, dude.
[00:38:15]  Mike Hawk is in the house.
[00:38:16]  Davey Crockle and James Bowie would be proud of that accuracy.
[00:38:20]  The Texas Pisser.
[00:38:22]  Fuck you.
[00:38:23]  Don't throw the Texas martyrs into this, you fucking idiot, all right?
[00:38:27]  Anyway, cheers to Mike Cock for a $50 bill, dude.
[00:38:30]  Sounds like you need some Viagra to get it up, old man.
[00:38:33]  I don't need any Viagra.
[00:38:34]  I don't need Viagra.
[00:38:35]  What are you talking about?
[00:38:36]  I don't need Viagra.
[00:38:37]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:38:39]  You want to come see me?
[00:38:44]  Why?
[00:38:45]  They are the biggest tards on the show and are 15-year-old autists whose classes in school have seven students in the school.
[00:38:51]  You're just a hater.
[00:38:52]  These people aren't children.
[00:38:55]  And by the way, I do want to say, if you happen to be somebody who is under the age of 18, do not listen to this show, okay?
[00:39:02]  I'm telling you all that right now.
[00:39:04]  Do not listen to this broadcast.
[00:39:08]  Even though this is family entertainment.
[00:39:10]  Ghost, you promised not to tell everyone what went on at the Midnight Cowboy over the weekend.
[00:39:15]  Oh, Christ.
[00:39:16]  Since you violated my trust, don't violate me twice or do winking face.
[00:39:20]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:39:22]  Fucking take about 10 steps away from my butt crap.
[00:39:24]  Oh!
[00:39:26]  Black a boss!
[00:39:29]  Dark V magician girl in the house.
[00:39:31]  What is this?
[00:39:32]  You know we got it like that.
[00:39:34]  Blackabos.
[00:39:36]  Making it rain on these trolls.
[00:39:39]  Hey, ghost.
[00:39:40]  Someone posted the perfect pick for this moment.
[00:39:43]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:39:45]  What are you talking about?
[00:39:47]  And what is this?
[00:39:48]  Jack the Beanstalker.
[00:39:49]  Your cock is not in the house, ghost.
[00:39:52]  It's stuck in someone else's eye.
[00:39:54]  Dude, fuck off.
[00:39:55]  All right?
[00:39:55]  Shut up.
[00:39:56]  I bet that guy was looking to take a completely different load in his face.
[00:40:00]  Oh, God.
[00:40:02]  Pink eye for the gay guy.
[00:40:04]  Pink eye for the gay guy?
[00:40:06]  Pink eye for the gay guy.
[00:40:08]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:40:11]  All right, look, I'm going to take a look at what Dark Me Magician Girl donated because she donated a $100 bill and it's just a fucking picture from what I understand.
[00:40:20]  Hey, what is this, Macho?
[00:40:22]  Watching the cheers spin-off, the theme song is sometimes you want to go wear a disabled midget Texan pissed in your eye.
[00:40:28]  Dude, enough of the fucking piss.
[00:40:30]  All right.
[00:40:31]  Enough of it, Macho.
[00:40:36]  Thank you, Tijuana Genius.
[00:40:37]  I'm going to shake off my last case of Stellar or Toast with you this New Year's Eve if I don't die anywhere else.
[00:40:42]  You're damn right.
[00:40:43]  Thanks for bringing the broadcast to the streaming world this year.
[00:40:46]  Hey, cheers to Tijuana Genius, man.
[00:40:49]  Thank you very much.
[00:40:50]  And this is what Dark Me Magician Girl just said that this is a pick perfect for this moment.
[00:40:57]  So here it is.
[00:40:59]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[00:41:01]  Real fucking hilarious.
[00:41:03]  Look at that shit.
[00:41:05]  Real fucking funny, dude.
[00:41:08]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:09]  And who the hell is this Grandmaster Ja?
[00:41:11]  Get on with the show and stop wasting time.
[00:41:14]  I give you a New Year slap.
[00:41:15]  I go, fuck you, dude.
[00:41:17]  All right.
[00:41:18]  Fuck you.
[00:41:19]  All right.
[00:41:19]  I want to talk about a few things.
[00:41:21]  All right.
[00:41:21]  I just wanted to tell y'all why I wasn't here on this past Saturday for a Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:41:27]  And I want to talk about now the two senators that are Republican that are against the so-called proceedings of impeachment that are pending in the Senate.
[00:41:38]  The only reason they haven't gone through is because Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, who should be in fucking jail, is holding on to the articles of impeachment, even though they've already been voted in on, which is treason.
[00:41:51]  And that's why I'm putting on every goddamn news clip I can find, someone arrest Nancy Pelosi for treason because that's what this dumb bitch is doing.
[00:42:01]  Okay?
[00:42:02]  Now, there are two Republican senators that are in opposition of the way the Republicans are going to direct the impeachment trial in the Senate.
[00:42:12]  And guess what these two senators have in common?
[00:42:17]  They're fucking broads.
[00:42:20]  That's right.
[00:42:21]  They're fucking broads.
[00:42:23]  And it's that stupid broad we were talking about on this past Thursday.
[00:42:28]  This McCutchler McClutchki, you're fucking that bitch from Alaska.
[00:42:34]  And now the bitch from Maine, Susan Collins, has some kind of a problem with the fact that the Republicans are going to gear the Senate trial their way, even though the House Democrats robbed the president of the due process of law, robbed the president of a fair trial.

=== Republican Senators Are Broads (04:06) ===

[00:42:52]  All right.
[00:42:53]  This is why women shouldn't be in charge of anything, folks.
[00:42:56]  And this is my opinion.
[00:42:58]  Okay?
[00:42:59]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:00]  Jackler!
[00:43:02]  Jackler!
[00:43:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:43:08]  I got to make it show you.
[00:43:10]  I mean, what is Jackler one in on the inner circle for Christ's sake?
[00:43:14]  Are you kidding me?
[00:43:15]  Oh, dear.
[00:43:16]  What a year this has been.
[00:43:17]  I have now officially donated a total of $5,000, so I've paid for your computer.
[00:43:22]  Yeah, great.
[00:43:23]  You better play this song on that jukebox of yours.
[00:43:26]  Happy New Year.
[00:43:27]  Well, thank you.
[00:43:28]  Happy New Year.
[00:43:30]  Time to buy a new wheelchair.
[00:43:31]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[00:43:32]  Real funny.
[00:43:33]  Type har to ban Haruka Takahashi from 2020.
[00:43:37]  Haruka Takawa.
[00:43:38]  Why is that, Duva, dude?
[00:43:39]  Why the hell is that?
[00:43:41]  All right.
[00:43:41]  Look, Jackler, I mean, do you want into the inner circle or something?
[00:43:44]  Is that why you donated a $300 bill?
[00:43:47]  Man.
[00:43:49]  Jesus Christ, things are happening.
[00:43:52]  Just as the new year is approaching, as 2020 is approaching, man.
[00:43:59]  All right, we'll get back to you there, Jackler, since you did donate the $300.
[00:44:03]  Patiently waiting.
[00:44:04]  Congrats to Jackler on the inner circle slot.
[00:44:07]  Yeah, he did.
[00:44:08]  And now he wants me to play something.
[00:44:09]  And what is it that you want me to play?
[00:44:12]  You donated $300.
[00:44:14]  What is it that you want me to play, Jackler, you fucking milky liquor?
[00:44:18]  What is this?
[00:44:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:21]  How about Jackler and Duba Dude Radio Graffiti?
[00:44:24]  What the hell is this?
[00:44:24]  I'll make them good trolls this.
[00:44:28]  I'll make them good trolls sniffs.
[00:44:31]  Good trolls.
[00:44:32]  Wait a minute.
[00:44:33]  Sniff, sniff, hole off.
[00:44:35]  Is that distilling?
[00:44:37]  I do.
[00:44:38]  I actually watched.
[00:44:39]  I liked it twice.
[00:44:40]  I know you're tired.
[00:44:43]  You're sniffing all the time, but it's alright.
[00:44:46]  Let me shake up your cans.
[00:44:49]  Cause just one VB comes.
[00:44:52]  Come on, man.
[00:44:52]  No!
[00:44:56]  If you sniff, you'll fly right to Manhattan.
[00:45:04]  I'll make them good trolls, sniff pain.
[00:45:09]  What the fuck?
[00:45:10]  This is not funny, man.
[00:45:12]  This is not fucking funny.
[00:45:14]  I'm eating the pain section.
[00:45:17]  I knew that it was toxic, but I couldn't resist.
[00:45:20]  I'll make them good, trolls, sniff time.
[00:45:24]  I make them good, trolls, sniff.
[00:45:27]  Good trolls, sniff, pain.
[00:45:29]  Nigger, fucking cue cut.
[00:45:31]  I hate you.
[00:45:32]  Scare of the.
[00:45:33]  What the fuck?
[00:45:34]  I never said that.
[00:45:36]  I know you're high.
[00:45:39]  Cut your off your face, yeah, with that paint.
[00:45:43]  Trying not to faint.
[00:45:45]  But just one sausage sizzle, it's all wrong.
[00:45:48]  This is better than any bong.
[00:45:52]  I was so high.
[00:45:56]  I said, no, I'll make them good trolls, sniff pain.
[00:46:03]  Dude, this is fucked up, man.
[00:46:04]  I make them good, trolls.
[00:46:06]  This is horrible.
[00:46:07]  Anybody laughing at this in the chat room?
[00:46:10]  I'm fucking putting you on a list.
[00:46:11]  I'm not fucking around.
[00:46:13]  I knew that it was toxic, but I couldn't resist.
[00:46:16]  I'll make them good, trolls, sniff pain.
[00:46:20]  I'm afraid, trolls, sniff.
[00:46:23]  Good trolls, sniff, pain.
[00:46:26]  Oh, no.
[00:46:26]  Oh, God.
[00:46:27]  I've soiled my wheelchair.
[00:46:30]  Engineer, come over here.
[00:46:31]  Clean me up.
[00:46:35]  Oh, no, no.
[00:46:36]  What the fuck?
[00:46:40]  You fucking piece of shit.
[00:46:42]  You piece of crap.
[00:46:45]  All right, take this shit up.
[00:46:46]  Take it off.
[00:46:47]  Take it the fuck off for Christ's sake.
[00:46:49]  Yeah, real fucking funny, Jackler.
[00:46:51]  And was that distilling?
[00:46:54]  Was that fucking distilling?
[00:46:55]  I mean.
[00:46:58]  All right.

=== Soiled My Wheelchair (06:34) ===

[00:46:59]  How much more time do we have in this fucking 2019?
[00:47:02]  It's turning into a fucking joke.
[00:47:05]  All right, who the hell just donated $2?
[00:47:07]  Steven Armstrong.
[00:47:08]  Feel the wrath of the USA.
[00:47:10]  You're goddamn right, boy.
[00:47:12]  You're goddamn right.
[00:47:13]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:47:16]  Good God.
[00:47:16]  I want to talk a little bit about these two bimbo senator Republicans that are out here trying to use the fact that, oh, I'm a woman and I want to show everybody that I am independent and that I have my own brain.
[00:47:30]  It's the same two women that were talking garbage during the whole Brett Kavanaugh situation.
[00:47:36]  That's why I'm saying, dude, women should not be in charge of anything.
[00:47:39]  You know what women should be in charge of, in my opinion.
[00:47:42]  This is my opinion, folks, okay?
[00:47:43]  But, you know, take it what you wish.
[00:47:45]  But women need to be in charge of a kitchen.
[00:47:47]  They need to be in charge of children.
[00:47:50]  Okay.
[00:47:50]  They need to be in charge of cleaning the household.
[00:47:54]  Okay.
[00:47:54]  That's what women need to be in charge of.
[00:47:56]  I'm tired of women that are in leadership positions that are ruining millions of people's lives.
[00:48:04]  Okay.
[00:48:04]  And I've told you about all the damn women leaders just in the post-21st or in the 21st century, I should say.
[00:48:12]  Merkel, the broad from South Korea who was taking her orders from the cult of the tuna fish, that bitch that robbed Argentina blind and then pretended she bumped her head and forgot about it.
[00:48:25]  Who knows?
[00:48:26]  PP stories for ghosts.
[00:48:28]  I guess you'll be getting the golden wheelchair award.
[00:48:31]  Fuck off, asshole.
[00:48:32]  All right.
[00:48:34]  Anyway, all I'm simply stating is women should not be in charge of anything.
[00:48:38]  Okay.
[00:48:38]  I'm sorry.
[00:48:39]  I mean, just like the bitch that's prime minister of New Zealand.
[00:48:42]  All right.
[00:48:43]  She becomes prime minister of New Zealand.
[00:48:45]  And then within like fucking four months of her being voted in as prime minister, she decides, you know what I'm going to do?
[00:48:52]  I'm going to pull the little kid out of my Twale.
[00:48:55]  That's what I'm going to do.
[00:48:56]  I mean, what kind of responsibility is that?
[00:49:00]  Bitch is a goddamn prime minister.
[00:49:02]  She's fucking elected to the prime ministership.
[00:49:05]  And then within like four months, she's fucking got a bun in the oven, for Christ's sake.
[00:49:09]  How responsible is that?
[00:49:10]  But no, I'm a woman and I can do this.
[00:49:14]  And there's nothing that any of you men can do.
[00:49:17]  So.
[00:49:21]  All right.
[00:49:22]  That's my piece on that.
[00:49:23]  All right.
[00:49:23]  I'm just saying women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[00:49:26]  All right.
[00:49:27]  I'm sorry.
[00:49:27]  It's my opinion.
[00:49:28]  If you don't like it, well, then tough titty, go somewhere else and, you know, go check out Jen Marbles or whatever that stupid, dumb fucking cookster bitch is.
[00:49:36]  Go fucking check out that slut.
[00:49:38]  All right.
[00:49:39]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:49:42]  Anyway, folks, as I was stating, the president, once again, is being held captive with Nancy Pelosi holding these articles of impeachment when she is constitutionally obligated to hand those articles of impeachment to the Senate.
[00:49:58]  And the reason that she doesn't want to is because she knows the Senate is going to call everybody up in subpoena.
[00:50:04]  As a matter of fact, did you hear Joe Biden?
[00:50:07]  Uncle Joe Biden tried to come out and say, you know what?
[00:50:09]  If the Senate tries to hit me up with a subpoena, I'm not going.
[00:50:13]  Oh, who's obstructing what now?
[00:50:18]  Yeah, if the Senate calls me or Hunter, we're not going.
[00:50:22]  Okay?
[00:50:23]  We're not going.
[00:50:25]  I mean, this is what I'm saying to you folks that are out there listening.
[00:50:28]  2020 is a new era.
[00:50:31]  It's a new decade.
[00:50:32]  And you need to realize.
[00:50:34]  NY State losing residence law.
[00:50:36]  Yeah, well, King Carter, Tom Rewritten, knows what he's talking about.
[00:50:40]  Any place that is dominated by leftist municipal or state governments is going to piss.
[00:50:46]  Literally.
[00:50:47]  Congratulations to Jackler for finally joining the IC with gold membership levels.
[00:50:52]  There is no gold membership.
[00:50:53]  There's finally someone that can replace ghost from within the IC and provide us with a proper shelter.
[00:50:58]  Yeah, all right.
[00:50:58]  Yeah, okay, great.
[00:50:59]  Yeah, whatever, asshole, all right?
[00:51:02]  But as I was stating, folks, all of a sudden, Joe Biden is claiming he ain't gonna oblige a subpoena from the Senate.
[00:51:10]  And who's obstructing what now?
[00:51:12]  This is why the Democrats, specifically the stupid House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, that's why she's not delivering the articles of impeachment to the Senate.
[00:51:21]  Because she knows that the Senate is going to crawl up the damn Democrats' ass with a microscope and expose the criminality, expose the corruption, expose the quid pro quo.
[00:51:33]  I don't know if you heard recently at one of these Joe Biden speeches, he was being heckled by somebody in the audience calling him Quid Pro Joe.
[00:51:44]  As much as Joe Biden is trying to run away from this scandal, he knows that he is in a very precarious situation.
[00:51:52]  Hey, what is this?
[00:51:53]  Happy New Year's Eve ghost.
[00:51:55]  Get ready for 2020's bullshit.
[00:51:58]  Stay firm.
[00:51:58]  Kim Jong-un.
[00:51:59]  Yeah, okay, that's great.
[00:52:00]  All right.
[00:52:01]  By the way, what happened to that Christmas present by Kim Jong-un, huh?
[00:52:04]  Everybody was all scared that Kim Jong-un was going to do something.
[00:52:07]  He didn't do shit.
[00:52:09]  And by the way, I do want to reiterate once again, if Kim Jong-un does test a ballistic missile, you notice that it never goes towards the Pacific, towards the United States.
[00:52:20]  Most of these missile tests go around Japan of 2019 goes to Dan the Oracle.
[00:52:28]  No, I don't know about that 92 Bayo.
[00:52:30]  That guy's a piece of trash.
[00:52:31]  But anyway, as I was stating, you notice that all these missile tests that North Korea does, it's more of a situation for the powers that are in that region, like China and Russia.
[00:52:42]  Remember, China's supposed to be in charge of North Korea.
[00:52:45]  They're the guys that are keeping North Korea fed.
[00:52:48]  How come they can't put some kind of a, you know, some kind of a hold on Kim Jong-un to prevent him from doing this?
[00:52:57]  I mean, the more rockets and the more tests that Kim Jong-un does, the less powerful China and Russia look in the region, as far as I'm concerned.
[00:53:06]  Because it proves that China doesn't have any kind of control over North Korea.
[00:53:10]  And two, Russia doesn't even want to touch the North Korean situation.
[00:53:16]  So in my opinion, I don't see where North Korea is an existential threat to America.
[00:53:23]  All right.
[00:53:23]  What is this?
[00:53:24]  Marshall Bernsey.
[00:53:25]  Hey, speaking of NYC, the city is currently infested with its annual rich Asian kids that fly in for New Year's.

=== Renegotiated Trade Deal (06:02) ===

[00:53:33]  Enough of this politics bullshit for one night.
[00:53:36]  Hey, no, hey, no, no, hey, Death by Bacon.
[00:53:39]  We got to talk about it.
[00:53:42]  We've got to talk about it.
[00:53:43]  Because it's fucking Trump 2020, and we got to take the fucking Democrats out in 2020, okay?
[00:53:50]  We got to take them the fuck out.
[00:53:52]  These Democrats are anti-American scum.
[00:53:56]  They believe that illegal immigrants have more authority over this country than you, an American citizen.
[00:54:03]  All right.
[00:54:03]  They want open borders, for Christ's sake.
[00:54:05]  They don't even want to charge illegal immigrants with crimes.
[00:54:09]  All right.
[00:54:10]  I mean, this is a fucking anti-American party.
[00:54:13]  Why anyone is still a Democrat after all this?
[00:54:16]  You are obviously a stupid lunatic that needs your head examined.
[00:54:20]  Okay?
[00:54:20]  Either that or you've had too much fluoride in the goddamn tap water.
[00:54:25]  Either way, you need to recognize that in 2020, there ain't no other political decision to be made other than Trump 2020 and Republicans 2020.
[00:54:35]  God damn these stupid, dumb Democrat pieces of trash.
[00:54:39]  All right?
[00:54:40]  God damn these Democrat pieces of garbage.
[00:54:43]  All right.
[00:54:44]  And what is this?
[00:54:45]  Captain Hook.
[00:54:46]  I don't know if anyone asked you this, but what do you think about the recent attacks on Jewish people by black people?
[00:54:53]  I'm glad that you asked that, Captain Hook, okay?
[00:54:56]  Because if you were to ask Cuomo, the governor of New York, and if you asked Talib, that stupid dumb bimbo congresswoman who's pro-terrorist out of Detroit or Michigan, excuse me, you would have thought that Donald Trump told him to do it.
[00:55:16]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you sick pervert.
[00:55:19]  But as I was stating, if you were to listen to the leftist media, they're trying to blame Donald Trump for doing this.
[00:55:25]  That Donald Trump fomented this, even though...
[00:55:28]  Trump wants to reclassify Pluto as a planet, making him the best president we've ever had.
[00:55:34]  Who gives a shit about Pluto?
[00:55:36]  Who gives a fuck, all right?
[00:55:38]  I hope you like the new year's present, mate.
[00:55:40]  But for real, happy new year to you and yours.
[00:55:43]  Yeah.
[00:55:44]  Happy New Year to the TGS family.
[00:55:46]  Well, thank you very much, Distillen.
[00:55:49]  Thank you very much, Distillan.
[00:55:50]  I appreciate that.
[00:55:51]  But as I was stating, folks, I mean, the bottom line is, is that why are those folks on the left hate?
[00:55:58]  Why do they hate Trump?
[00:55:59]  I mean, I mean, seriously, every policy that he has ever done is somewhat untraditional to the conservative party.
[00:56:10]  I'm still waiting for, dude, hey, asshole.
[00:56:14]  That's what the USMCA is, you dumb fucking dickhead.
[00:56:18]  The USMCA is the renegotiated trade deal between Mexico, United States, and Canada.
[00:56:24]  Congrats to Jackler.
[00:56:26]  What a way to do that.
[00:56:27]  Captain Dessey!
[00:56:28]  JX in chat to piss on Jackler.
[00:56:30]  Besides, platinum membership is now $800.
[00:56:34]  No, don't listen to that.
[00:56:35]  That's a bunch of bullshit, all right?
[00:56:37]  $1,500.
[00:56:39]  But ghosts.
[00:56:40]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:42]  What?
[00:56:42]  Please lower the platinum membership price.
[00:56:44]  There ain't no fucking platinum bullshit.
[00:56:46]  All right.
[00:56:47]  And who the hell is Twin Cam16 Valve for two bucks?
[00:56:50]  Happy New Year.
[00:56:51]  Thank you very much.
[00:56:53]  Which country is more cucked?
[00:56:54]  Canada or the UK?
[00:56:56]  Canada at this point.
[00:56:57]  All right, Canada.
[00:56:59]  All right.
[00:56:59]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:57:00]  You're going to fucking allow this asshole Justin Trudeau to be prime minister again, even after he sold all of Canada's gold reserves to fund this immigration policy that has now turned Canadia into, I don't even know what the Canadian, average Canadian person is supposed to be or look like anymore.
[00:57:23]  All right.
[00:57:24]  But anyway, as I was stating, what do you think the USMCA is?
[00:57:28]  All right.
[00:57:29]  The USMCA is a renegotiated trade deal.
[00:57:32]  And now, because it's been renegotiated, more money in the billions are coming from Mexico to the United States, coming from Canada to the United States than ever before.
[00:57:43]  This is a great renegotiated trade deal, and that's what's going to keep the economy flowing, in my opinion, here come 2020.
[00:57:52]  That and the phase one deal of China.
[00:57:54]  Now, if you're not familiar with the phase one deal of China, it's about to be signed.
[00:58:00]  According to Peter Navarro, which is one of the close economic advisors to the president, he says the deal is in the bag.
[00:58:07]  This is going to allow for even hundreds of more billions to come back into the United States, particularly in the agriculture and the livestock commodity sectors.
[00:58:18]  What's going to happen is, is that China is promising.
[00:58:22]  Listen to what I'm telling you, all right?
[00:58:24]  Happy New Year's ghost.
[00:58:26]  Hey, what's up?
[00:58:27]  I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but I will be waiting on RG to tell you why I've been away for so long.
[00:58:33]  I hope so.
[00:58:34]  I hope to hear from you, Raiden Snake.
[00:58:36]  But as I was stating, folks, right now, China is having an epidemic with their pork.
[00:58:41]  Their pork are all dying.
[00:58:42]  They're disease-infested.
[00:58:44]  And they don't have enough pork to suffice the demand that's in China right now.
[00:58:49]  So China in the phase one deal has promised to buy four times, four times the agriculture and livestock that it does currently.
[00:59:00]  Specifically in the pork department.
[00:59:04]  So all I'm simply stating to you folks is that China, Mexico, Canada, they're all paying, baby.
[00:59:11]  They're all paying.
[00:59:13]  All right.
[00:59:14]  And they're all paying because they want to do business with the United States.
[00:59:17]  And watch pork prices, folks.
[00:59:19]  Watch pork prices.
[00:59:21]  Once the phase one deal of China is signed, mark my fucking words.
[00:59:26]  You're going to see Hambones go up the ass.
[00:59:30]  I'm not kidding.
[00:59:30]  All right.
[00:59:34]  Internet butts.

=== Black Community Gangster Rap (10:28) ===

[00:59:35]  Shut up.
[00:59:35]  That's not the real internet butt stalker.
[00:59:37]  It better not be.
[00:59:37]  Let's put it that way.
[00:59:39]  But as I was stating, folks, okay, that's how Mexico is paying for the wall is because they had to give up billions in the renegotiated trade deal of NAFTA, which is now known as USMCA.
[00:59:52]  So eat my dick up to you hiccup, you morons.
[00:59:55]  You wouldn't be saying the shit you're saying if you weren't listening to Muffdiving Maddow or that CIA gay agent Anderson Cooper.
[01:00:04]  You wouldn't be saying this stupid talking points if you knew the actual fucking truth.
[01:00:08]  All right.
[01:00:09]  And that's the truth right there.
[01:00:11]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:00:13]  All right, let's move on, folks.
[01:00:14]  I want to talk about somebody asked about these Jewish hate crimes that are being perpetrated by black people.
[01:00:23]  Now, like I said, if you listen to the left-wing media, the mainstream fake news media, they'll have you believe that Trump, this is all Trump's fault.
[01:00:32]  All right.
[01:00:32]  What is this?
[01:00:33]  Geno X 1987.
[01:00:35]  I don't like Trudeau, but I know his plan is that investing in new immigrants will bring business growth based upon their skills that they bring to set up shop and is gambling in gold reserves in hopes of their net profit return.
[01:00:51]  Are you kidding me, dude?
[01:00:53]  What kind of people are being brought to Canadia right now?
[01:00:56]  All right.
[01:00:57]  I mean, somebody told me that they went to a Canadian airport and it looked like they were in the middle of fucking India.
[01:01:03]  All right.
[01:01:05]  I'm not even joking.
[01:01:06]  The fucking airport security guy that patted him down and shit had a turban on for fuck's sake.
[01:01:13]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[01:01:15]  I mean, get out of here with that shit.
[01:01:16]  Get out of here with that Canadian bacon, fucking leftist, ultra fruit bowl, feminist, fucking leftist garbage that's being sold out of Canadia for Christ's sake.
[01:01:28]  Anyway, as I was stating, the reason, in my opinion, you're seeing black folks, and specifically they're being, you know, in the East Coast regions, you know, the big city regions.
[01:01:39]  The reason is, folks, is because I hate to bring this up, but the nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan, who is somebody I have mixed feelings about.
[01:01:50]  I want to be completely honest with you.
[01:01:53]  But it is he who is fomenting the anti-Semitic sediment that is now flowing through the black community.
[01:02:01]  Because let's be honest, I mean, you know, black folks, they never really focused on Jewish people.
[01:02:07]  Black people just hated white people.
[01:02:10]  All right.
[01:02:11]  And white people meant if you ain't black, if you're a pale skin, that's what that means.
[01:02:15]  I've never heard of the war between Canada and Croatia.
[01:02:18]  Even though Canada won, they banned people reporting on it for eight years to protect our image of Canada.
[01:02:24]  Of course.
[01:02:25]  Also, I heard they passed a law where you can get arrested for misgendering.
[01:02:29]  Yeah, well, I don't know if you know, I don't know about that.
[01:02:31]  I know that in Canada, I read of a case in which a father was, their child was taken away because of the misgendering pronouns and shit like that.
[01:02:43]  So I did hear about that.
[01:02:44]  And not to mention, Canada also made it legal to fuck horses and mooses and shit.
[01:02:50]  So just saying, Canada's got a little few screws loose.
[01:02:55]  But anyway, like I said, prior to Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam fomenting a dissent or a hatred, I hate to say towards Jews, most black people just hated white people.
[01:03:11]  And if you were a pale skin, you were racist and honky and cracker and all this other shit.
[01:03:17]  Okay.
[01:03:18]  But now, in my opinion, because you've got folks that are focusing on religious and political philosophies in a more abundance of numbers, you're finding folks that are, you know, kind of isolated.
[01:03:33]  They've been rejected from every social circle they have been a part of.
[01:03:36]  And they're finding groups like the Nation of Islam.
[01:03:40]  They're finding groups like LGBT groups and shit like that.
[01:03:43]  They're finding these groups.
[01:03:45]  And as a result, a lot of these groups foment a lot of hatred and violence towards groups of people.
[01:03:53]  And I think that this is what we're seeing.
[01:03:55]  This is what we're seeing when you're starting to see black folks committing violent acts against Jewish people.
[01:04:05]  And I think that this is something that needs to be focused on because black folks, in my personal opinion, they need to stop blaming race as a means of the man keeping them down.
[01:04:17]  They need to stop claiming racism because of their own shortcomings.
[01:04:22]  I think that what people need to recognize, especially in the black community, is that they need to look inward.
[01:04:28]  They need to look inward and recognize that there are things that have been embraced by the black community that wasn't traditionally black culture, i.e. gangster rap music, i.e. the gangster rap lifestyle and all this other bullshit, pimping hoes, busting caps, drinking 4-0s and shit like that.
[01:04:50]  This so-called culture is now encapsulated within the black community.
[01:04:55]  And this is something Malcolm X and Martin Luther King would be fucking rolling over in their graves about because this is really what's keeping the black community down.
[01:05:05]  What's keeping the black community down is something that they need to change.
[01:05:12]  And as long as they are naive or refuse to acknowledge that there are idiosyncrasies within the black community that is preventing them from advancing forward, then they're going to continue on this same perpetual gag reel of poverty, crime, et cetera, et cetera.
[01:05:33]  Ghetto capitalist.
[01:05:34]  Don't forget unemployment checks, baby.
[01:05:37]  Yeah, fuck that.
[01:05:37]  That ain't the real ghetto capitalist, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:40]  But anyway, that's my opinion.
[01:05:42]  I personally believe that black folks need to look inward.
[01:05:46]  And by the way, I do want to say something.
[01:05:48]  There have been blacks who have attempted to try to highlight this into the black community.
[01:05:54]  The most recent one was Bill Cosby.
[01:05:57]  Bill Cosby, I don't know if you saw what he was doing prior to him being, you know, supposedly dropping Spanish fly or whatever the fuck he was doing, supposedly in girls' drinks and shit.
[01:06:10]  But if you take a look at Bill Cosby's works prior to him being accused of dropping shit in people's drinks, he was actually going into the black community, actually going into the black community and having black meetings with the black community for free and going in there and telling them, hey, why don't you pick up your pants, Moen?
[01:06:31]  Why don't you?
[01:06:32]  I mean, he was telling black folks what to do.
[01:06:35]  Like, don't have children and leave them.
[01:06:38]  Don't leave children with single mothers.
[01:06:40]  You know, be a father.
[01:06:41]  You know, he was trying to help the black community.
[01:06:44]  And miraculously, while he was doing this out of his own accord, miraculously they found all these women who he had supposedly slipped, I don't know, Spanish fly, whatever the fuck he slipped in their drink.
[01:06:57]  And he got prosecuted for something he did like fucking 30 years ago, which is unfucking believable.
[01:07:04]  I mean, how come he was able to have such a long career with the Huxtables?
[01:07:10]  You know that fucking Bill Cosby was so rich that he almost bought the entire network of NBC.
[01:07:18]  NBC.
[01:07:20]  So how come these women didn't come out that time?
[01:07:23]  Sleeping facebed.
[01:07:24]  Oh, great.
[01:07:24]  More predictable boomerangs.
[01:07:26]  Fuck off.
[01:07:27]  Get out of here, Bonzie Buddy, you piece of shit.
[01:07:29]  Then get the fuck out.
[01:07:31]  Get out.
[01:07:33]  Just say you hate N-words and get it over with you, F.
[01:07:36]  No, I'm not, I don't, listen.
[01:07:38]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, okay?
[01:07:42]  All I'm simply stating is, is when you have black people that try to stand up and try to show black people another way, shit ends up happening to them.
[01:07:51]  Let me give you another example.
[01:07:53]  There was a guy that is now selling out, I mean, called Eddie Murphy, okay?
[01:07:58]  Now, Eddie Murphy, believe it or not, after about 10 years of his success, okay, he decided that he was going to try to make films and, you know, try to speak to the black folks to convert them from whatever ghetto fide transitioning they were going into to, you know, being something sophisticated.
[01:08:17]  One of the movies that Eddie Murphy made in an attempt to try to make black folks into something better was a movie called Boomerang.
[01:08:26]  Now, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Boomerang, but everybody who's in that movie is black, is some high executive, is a high earner living in New York City, etc.
[01:08:36]  Now, as Eddie Murphy was trying to show black folks another way, miraculously they found Eddie Murphy.
[01:08:44]  Hold on, hold on, what is this?
[01:08:47]  Baba Jingo, me, Baba Jingo, king of Dubai, all due respect to my family or we crush you.
[01:08:54]  Happy New Year's, bros.
[01:08:55]  Okay, great.
[01:08:56]  All right.
[01:08:58]  Now, now, as Eddie Murphy was trying to show black folks a new way to be, miraculously they found Eddie Murphy in the streets of Hollywood Boulevard at three in the morning with a transgender.
[01:09:11]  Now, I don't know if y'all remember this, but this was an action.
[01:09:15]  This actually happened.
[01:09:16]  Okay, this was in the early 90s.
[01:09:19]  All right, this was right after Boomerang and right after Eddie Murphy was trying to show black folks a new way of being other than fucking Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's way of being.
[01:09:30]  And miraculously, he was caught with a goddamn tranny at 3 in the morning in Hollywood Boulevard.
[01:09:37]  Now, he tried to come out the next couple of days on Entertainment Tonight and say, I mean, I was out there because I'm very hospitable.
[01:09:46]  I'm very, you know, very generous.
[01:09:48]  I just, I like to go out three in the morning and give people money.
[01:09:51]  You know, because I know how it is to be on the streets.
[01:09:53]  I just, I just like giving money away.
[01:09:55]  He's caught in the car with a transgendered, and that was his excuse.
[01:10:00]  Anyway, after that, you didn't hear shit from Eddie Murphy.

=== Native Americans On Reservations (04:42) ===

[01:10:03]  So all I'm simply stating, and all you people putting ZZZZ, fuck you, okay?
[01:10:10]  All right, I'm trying to help American blacks here, okay?
[01:10:14]  I'm trying to help American blacks.
[01:10:16]  It's not my fault that you people are a bunch of fucking racists and don't give a shit about nobody but anybody that's a fucking pale skin so fuck all of you you know what I'll tell you what you keep pushing ZZZ I end the Show, I go have a fucking party instead of having to fucking take ridicule from a bunch of fucking stupid fucking internet people like you, all right?
[01:10:38]  Keep putting ZZZ and I'll get the fuck out of here and go have a fucking party instead of sitting here having to take this shit from you fucking jerk dicks.
[01:10:48]  Fucking asshole.
[01:10:48]  I'm not fucking joking around.
[01:10:50]  Look at these motherfuckers.
[01:10:51]  Look at them, huh?
[01:10:52]  Yeah, look at these dumb fucking sons of bitches, you fucking pieces of fucking racist shit.
[01:10:56]  I'm not racist, okay?
[01:10:59]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:11:02]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[01:11:05]  My boy, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
[01:11:09]  And what is this?
[01:11:10]  Boomerang.
[01:11:10]  You fuck you, boomerang, for two bucks.
[01:11:13]  What is this?
[01:11:14]  Hitler, ZZ.
[01:11:15]  Yeah, you see, this is the kind of racist shit I'm talking about.
[01:11:18]  You know what?
[01:11:19]  You know, this is the kind of racist shit I'm talking about.
[01:11:22]  Yeah, look at this.
[01:11:23]  Just ended already, you fuck.
[01:11:24]  Look at this.
[01:11:25]  Look at these fucking people.
[01:11:26]  Look at these fucking people.
[01:11:28]  Huh?
[01:11:30]  Fucking assholes.
[01:11:31]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:11:32]  You're lucky that you idiots are in front of my fucking face.
[01:11:35]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:36]  You're lucky you're not in front of my fucking face because I would literally start fucking throwing smack ifs down on each and every one of your asses.
[01:11:43]  And I wouldn't give two rats' asses about it, you motherfuckers.
[01:11:46]  I'm not, I'm not joking.
[01:11:48]  I'm not joking.
[01:11:49]  You fucking idiots think you're so fucking tough over the damn internet, but I guarantee you, if we were in a goddamn bar room, I would fucking kick the bejesus out of each and every one of your asses for Christ's sake.
[01:12:00]  Do you understand me?
[01:12:02]  All right.
[01:12:03]  And what is this?
[01:12:04]  Geno X 1987.
[01:12:05]  Can you talk about the Native Americans?
[01:12:08]  They're always forgotten about when it comes to race talking.
[01:12:13]  Who gives a shit?
[01:12:14]  They're a bunch of Indian givers, okay?
[01:12:16]  All right.
[01:12:16]  We took this land fair and square.
[01:12:18]  Now they've got their reservations.
[01:12:21]  They can go rip off the white man by giving them fire water and fake gambling.
[01:12:25]  All right.
[01:12:26]  So they're fine.
[01:12:27]  I don't want to hear about the fucking Indians, dude.
[01:12:29]  All right.
[01:12:30]  I don't want to hear about the fucking Indians for Christ's sake.
[01:12:33]  We took this land from them fair and square.
[01:12:36]  If they don't like it, well, then give us back the fucking reservations in the casinos.
[01:12:41]  All right.
[01:12:42]  And by the way, what do Indians want anyway, besides some fire water and a fucking, you know, teepee and, you know, fucking Chief Slapahoe as a fucking medicine man.
[01:12:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:12:53]  And rain dances, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:55]  Hey, hey, Anyway, what is this?
[01:13:01]  BN92, why get upset about it?
[01:13:04]  The joke's on them.
[01:13:04]  They're paying you to be able to troll.
[01:13:06]  Look, I listen to me.
[01:13:07]  Listen to me.
[01:13:08]  BN92.
[01:13:10]  That's not the point, okay?
[01:13:11]  That's not the point.
[01:13:14]  There's Durwick.
[01:13:18]  I will say at least Malcolm X is based for being a folkish nigger.
[01:13:23]  Dude, enough of the racism, all right?
[01:13:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:26]  Why didn't you invite me to your New Year's party?
[01:13:28]  Not racist, my ass.
[01:13:30]  Cracks out.
[01:13:31]  I'm not at a pop.
[01:13:32]  I'm here with these fucking dicks.
[01:13:34]  I'M HERE WITH THESE INTERNET DICKS!
[01:13:36]  I wish you fuckers were in my face.
[01:13:37]  If we were in a goddamn bar bathroom, I would piss right in your face.
[01:13:41]  Aw, man, fuck off, dude.
[01:13:43]  All right.
[01:13:43]  Look back at me with yellow eyelashes.
[01:13:46]  You fucking asshole.
[01:13:49]  Dude, you fucking asshole.
[01:13:51]  2019, 8:58 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:13:55]  God damn, I don't even know why I'm doing this fucking shit, man.
[01:13:58]  Ghost's Indian name, Chief Sitchin.
[01:14:02]  Chief shits in wheelchair.
[01:14:04]  Yeah, okay.
[01:14:05]  All right.
[01:14:07]  I don't even know why I did this show today, man.
[01:14:09]  I should have just taken the day off, all right?
[01:14:11]  I mean, I've got the envelope for the ghosties right here.
[01:14:15]  Envelope for the ghosties.
[01:14:16]  What is Capitalist America?
[01:14:18]  Happy New Year, G-Man.
[01:14:19]  Fuck these losers.
[01:14:20]  Chill with us in the inner circle.
[01:14:22]  I'm thinking about it, Capitalist America.
[01:14:24]  I'm thinking about it, dude.
[01:14:26]  And what is Nafara?
[01:14:28]  Thought Native Americans were wiped off the planet.
[01:14:30]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:14:31]  They're not wiped off the planet.
[01:14:34]  They're in the reservations, all right?
[01:14:36]  We took this land fair and square.
[01:14:38]  We gave them diseased blankets and massacred villages.
[01:14:41]  That's not true.

=== Fake Asshole Pope Parties (15:46) ===

[01:14:45]  That's not true.
[01:14:46]  All right.
[01:14:47]  Y'all know about the Chesapeake colony.
[01:14:50]  All right.
[01:14:51]  Captain John Smith and Pocahontas and all that bullshit.
[01:14:55]  Well, the Pocahontas Indians actually gave the Chesapeake settlers land.
[01:15:01]  And because the Chesapeake settlers were using domesticated animal livestock raising tactics and they were using agrarian technology and shit, the fucking Indians got pissed at them because the Indians thought that, hey, man, these white men, they just grow crop.
[01:15:22]  They just grow animal.
[01:15:24]  We have to go hunt.
[01:15:25]  I don't want to hunt.
[01:15:27]  So what they did is they tried to take the land from the Chesapeake fucking settlers so that they could just take over their livestock and agricultural domestication.
[01:15:38]  So that's all I'm saying, dude.
[01:15:40]  Where do you think you get the fucking term Indian giver?
[01:15:43]  All right?
[01:15:44]  Where the fuck do you think you get the term Indian giver?
[01:15:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:48]  All right, look, let's stop talking about that.
[01:15:50]  All right.
[01:15:51]  Did y'all hear what's happening right now in Baghdad, Iraq?
[01:15:55]  Right now, we've got Iranian supporters within the country, particularly Hezbollah and a couple of other fucking terrorist organizations in this country that are pro-Iran that are ransacking the American embassy in Iraq, Baghdad right now.
[01:16:13]  Can you believe this?
[01:16:14]  And what is this?
[01:16:15]  Patiently waiting.
[01:16:16]  I got three choices of drinks.
[01:16:18]  Scotch, silver, tequila, gold, tequila, need some advice on what I should have.
[01:16:22]  Scotch all day, baby.
[01:16:24]  Scotch all day, unless you're going to be taking a tequila shot from some woman's cleavage.
[01:16:30]  Yeah, scotch.
[01:16:31]  All right.
[01:16:32]  Scotch.
[01:16:34]  Anyway, what did I tell you all about Iran?
[01:16:37]  I told you all that Iran needs to be dealt with because it is funding a bunch of terrorist satellites throughout the Middle East.
[01:16:47]  They're funding Hezbollah in Lebanon.
[01:16:49]  They're funding the Houthis in Yemen.
[01:16:51]  They're funding some of the fighters that are in Syria at this point.
[01:16:58]  And the reason they can fund these people is because they have oil.
[01:17:02]  And they have oil.
[01:17:03]  And guess who continues to buy their oil?
[01:17:06]  The EU and other people, even though they're supposed to not do so.
[01:17:11]  They're supposed to be the United States allies, etc.
[01:17:16]  So anyway, in my opinion, folks, something needs to be done about Iran.
[01:17:20]  I know that we're hitting them up with hardcore sanctions, but we need to help the uprising.
[01:17:25]  Careful ghost, I wouldn't shit talk the Indians too much.
[01:17:28]  Oh, yeah?
[01:17:28]  I'm pretty sure the highway and your trailer right beside it are all on an ancient Eastern area.
[01:17:33]  Fuck off.
[01:17:34]  All right, ass.
[01:17:34]  I'll go shove it up your fucking ass.
[01:17:36]  All right.
[01:17:38]  Anyway, as I was stating, folks, I personally believe that if we would have dealt with Iran, we wouldn't even have to be dealing with this shit.
[01:17:44]  But unfortunately, we keep them in power by doing nothing.
[01:17:48]  All right.
[01:17:48]  Dur Wicking, I do business with most of the major tribes in the country.
[01:17:52]  Don't get it twisted.
[01:17:53]  These redskin Fs have sovereignty and legit treaties with us.
[01:17:59]  I am glad to know I discovered it.
[01:18:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:02]  That's Christopher Columbus.
[01:18:03]  Come on, dude.
[01:18:04]  I wish I had our state's actual sovereignty.
[01:18:08]  The European rightfully conquered this country.
[01:18:11]  All right, we get it, dude.
[01:18:12]  Who else we got?
[01:18:13]  We got Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[01:18:14]  Can we just PERMANUK Iraq already?
[01:18:18]  Nothing good ever came out of this place.
[01:18:20]  Let's just get over it.
[01:18:21]  Well, the bad part about it is Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[01:18:24]  The United States, we're currently in 21 going on $22 trillion of a U.S. national debt.
[01:18:32]  $8 trillion of that was spent in the Middle East.
[01:18:36]  $8 trillion was spent in the Middle East.
[01:18:39]  And not to mention all the lives we've lost.
[01:18:43]  Blood and treasure.
[01:18:45]  I mean, it is a fucking joke what has happened as it relates to Iraq.
[01:18:49]  And how come we're not holding the people that made the decisions on Iraq accountable?
[01:18:53]  How come the leftists aren't holding George W. Bush accountable?
[01:18:57]  On the contrary, they think that George W. Bush is a great president now.
[01:19:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:03]  And who is this?
[01:19:04]  Grandmaster Ja?
[01:19:05]  What time does the show start?
[01:19:07]  You are really wasting my precious time.
[01:19:09]  Hey, get the fuck out of here if you don't like it.
[01:19:12]  All right.
[01:19:13]  You lean him dunham licking piece of fucking migrant mouth hugging shit.
[01:19:18]  Nobody's asking you, all right?
[01:19:20]  Nobody's fucking asking you.
[01:19:24]  Anyway, I'm just simply stating, folks, in my opinion, Iraq, we should just go full-fledged, full-fledged military operation for both Iraq and Iran.
[01:19:36]  We hit up Iran, take them out.
[01:19:38]  Once they're taken out, we go back into a fucking Iraq and take what's rightfully ours.
[01:19:42]  All right.
[01:19:43]  And GLB, Iran is better than Saudi Arabia, aka Trump's biggest ally, despite supposedly being anti-Islam.
[01:19:51]  What are you talking about, man?
[01:19:52]  I mean, Iran is a joke.
[01:19:55]  It needs to be taken out.
[01:19:57]  The people that are under the Ayatollah's reign want to be through with it.
[01:20:03]  They're done.
[01:20:03]  They're done with the Ayatollah.
[01:20:05]  All right.
[01:20:06]  They're done living under some kind of bullshit, dogmatic fucking government.
[01:20:10]  I need to warn Mrs. Ghost about the fireworks on the highway.
[01:20:13]  Shut up.
[01:20:13]  I don't want you to have an accident with the hambone trailer.
[01:20:16]  Now, listen.
[01:20:18]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:20:19]  I'm pissed off that I'm hearing fireworks in the background because supposedly in San Antonio, outlaw, the fucking fireworks are supposed to be outlawed.
[01:20:27]  You're not supposed to be out here popping fireworks.
[01:20:30]  And as you can see, these fuckers in my neighborhood are popping fireworks.
[01:20:35]  You know?
[01:20:36]  And let me tell you something.
[01:20:37]  I love popping fireworks.
[01:20:39]  I haven't popped fireworks in fucking 15 years.
[01:20:42]  And the reason is, is because fucking, it's banned.
[01:20:47]  It's banned in big cities for Christ's sake.
[01:20:50]  And it pisses me off.
[01:20:53]  Anyway, listen, let me move on, folks.
[01:20:55]  All right.
[01:20:56]  I don't want to get too enthralled with some of the news of today, but I do want you all to recognize that Iran keeps pushing our fucking buttons.
[01:21:07]  Iran keeps doing fucking shit, and we got to do something to them.
[01:21:10]  That's not fireworks.
[01:21:12]  That's farting from every time you shit your wheelchair.
[01:21:15]  Fuck off, asshole, all right?
[01:21:16]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:21:18]  All right.
[01:21:20]  We need to bomb the other country that starts with I to solve the real problem.
[01:21:26]  Dude, don't go there.
[01:21:27]  You see, that's anti-Semitic, dude.
[01:21:29]  Why you got to be anti-Semitic, dude?
[01:21:32]  Why you got to be that?
[01:21:33]  Why do you got to be like that?
[01:21:35]  Why do you got to be anti-Semitic for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:21:38]  Israel is our greatest ally.
[01:21:41]  Oh, look at it.
[01:21:41]  Here we go.
[01:21:42]  Like, true Zionist radio.
[01:21:44]  Jesus, Israel is our greatest fucking ally.
[01:21:47]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[01:21:49]  All right.
[01:21:50]  It is a democracy in the Middle East.
[01:21:53]  And for you all to sit here and suggest that Israel is some, you know, big, bad guy is just fucking, it just, it's shocking to me.
[01:22:02]  I mean, your hatred is showing.
[01:22:04]  Your hatred is goddamn showing.
[01:22:06]  You remind me of this guy.
[01:22:08]  You remind me of this fucking fake asshole, this fucking Pope.
[01:22:11]  This fucking, did you see the Pope recently?
[01:22:13]  Here, put the PC shot on.
[01:22:15]  This is your Pope.
[01:22:16]  Look at this.
[01:22:19]  This is your fucking Pope.
[01:22:21]  Here's what?
[01:22:22]  What?
[01:22:23]  Who the fuck just donated?
[01:22:24]  Israel first with Thomas.
[01:22:26]  Dude, fuck off, asshole.
[01:22:28]  It's America first. It's America first.
[01:22:32]  It's America first.
[01:22:34]  Look at this fucking fraud.
[01:22:35]  Look at this fucking fraud pope.
[01:22:37]  Red Eyes Black Dragon said, we make amends and ally with Syria and Bashar al-Assad to make them invade Iraq and Iran.
[01:22:45]  He ain't going to do that, dude.
[01:22:47]  That will never happen, first off.
[01:22:49]  And secondly, if you want my opinion, I think Turkey may be someone we can use because of the bolstering of their leader, Erdogan, and his hard-on to want to recapture the Ottoman Empire.
[01:23:03]  And what is this?
[01:23:04]  Israel first?
[01:23:05]  Yeah, fuck you, chap, the Chad Poopter Griffin.
[01:23:07]  That ain't me.
[01:23:08]  Dude, y'all keep saying that I'm this poor son of a bitch with a fucking bar somewhere out here in San Antonio.
[01:23:14]  Fucking leave that fucking son of a bitch alone, dude.
[01:23:17]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:18]  Anyway, put it back in the fucking Pope.
[01:23:20]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:23:22]  Look, this is your Pope.
[01:23:24]  This is your fucking Pope.
[01:23:26]  Look at this guy.
[01:23:29]  Look at that.
[01:23:30]  That's your fucking poop!
[01:23:31]  Look at this fucking, look at this piece of shit!
[01:23:33]  Look at this piece of shit.
[01:23:39]  Look, there's your fucking pope.
[01:23:41]  Get this.
[01:23:42]  Get this baguette off the damn screen.
[01:23:44]  There's your fucking Pope right there.
[01:23:46]  All right.
[01:23:47]  There's your fucking Pope.
[01:23:50]  Some fucking ungrateful, unholy, wishes he was doing something else piece of shit.
[01:23:55]  All right?
[01:23:57]  Is that who fucking Nick Fuentes is holding his virginity for?
[01:24:00]  This fucking pale, fucking dumbass?
[01:24:03]  Hey, Nick Fuentes here, and I just want to let everybody know.
[01:24:07]  Zionism, and I'm Catholic, and I'm a virgin, and yeah.
[01:24:12]  Give me a fucking break.
[01:24:14]  The fucking Catholic Church is at the bottom of everything that's evil in this world.
[01:24:19]  And if you're a Catholic and you think that you're holy in any capacity, you're a part of the whore of Babylon.
[01:24:25]  You're fucking evil.
[01:24:26]  All right?
[01:24:28]  And by the way, the Pope doesn't even fucking run everything.
[01:24:31]  Once again, Google the black Pope.
[01:24:33]  Okay?
[01:24:34]  Google the black pope.
[01:24:36]  That's who runs everything.
[01:24:39]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[01:24:41]  I'm not joking.
[01:24:42]  Hey, I'm Nick Fuentes here, and I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I'm doing it because of the Catholic Pope.
[01:24:49]  Fucking baguette.
[01:24:51]  What is this?
[01:24:52]  I love high-ranking.
[01:24:54]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:24:54]  All right.
[01:24:55]  I know y'all are trying to make me say shit that I don't want to say.
[01:24:58]  And I think you people need to calm the fuck down.
[01:25:00]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:25:01]  All right.
[01:25:03]  The Pope is a fucking fraud is right.
[01:25:06]  The Catholic Church is a fraud.
[01:25:08]  And everybody needs to know that shit.
[01:25:10]  All right.
[01:25:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:25:13]  All right.
[01:25:13]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:25:15]  And aesthetic, fuck you, you muscle-bound fruit bowl who takes it in the ass in the gym showers at fucking two in the morning.
[01:25:21]  No wonder you go out late and fucking work out, you fruit bowl.
[01:25:26]  Jesus Christ, I can smell the butt crack from here, all right?
[01:25:29]  You're over there down under.
[01:25:31]  Literally and figuratively, boy.
[01:25:33]  So sit there and shut up.
[01:25:36]  And that goes for the rest of you.
[01:25:37]  That goes for Chad Pooker Griffin's ethnically ambiguous fucking ass.
[01:25:41]  That goes for Keem Scares's stupid fucking sounds like he barely has a ball dropped in his sack.
[01:25:47]  That goes for dumbass Pettus, who's probably a half a fucking baguette.
[01:25:51]  All right.
[01:25:52]  That goes for Black Frost, who's probably some fucking 15-year-old kid fucking cooming to goddamn fucking cartoon fetish women.
[01:25:59]  All right?
[01:26:01]  Fucking son of a bitch.
[01:26:03]  All right, where's my, you know what?
[01:26:04]  I'm going to fucking start drinking.
[01:26:05]  All right.
[01:26:06]  I'm going to start fucking drinking.
[01:26:08]  And fuck you, Stephen Lankford.
[01:26:10]  Don't tell me to hurry up.
[01:26:11]  You people in the chat room, just sit there and shut up and like it.
[01:26:15]  All right?
[01:26:16]  You sit there, shut up, and like it.
[01:26:18]  I'm giving you fucking baguettes.
[01:26:20]  A goddamn show on New Year's Eve.
[01:26:22]  I'm giving you fucking high energy.
[01:26:25]  I'm giving you political and social fucking insight.
[01:26:29]  But do you give a fuck?
[01:26:31]  No.
[01:26:31]  No, you don't care.
[01:26:32]  You're just like, come on, guys.
[01:26:33]  Let's do this and let's do that.
[01:26:37]  Well, fuck off.
[01:26:38]  Let me tell you something.
[01:26:39]  Let me tell you what I'm going to do.
[01:26:40]  I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do right now.
[01:26:42]  You fucking stupid pieces of fucking four-flushing fucking barnyard spinach-eating bunch of bitches.
[01:26:48]  I'm going to drink and you just sit there, take it, and fucking eat it down that fucking suckhole.
[01:26:54]  You take it and eat it.
[01:26:56]  Where's my fucking goddamn glass?
[01:26:58]  Here it is right here.
[01:26:59]  I got a fucking glass going on.
[01:27:01]  And you know what time it is?
[01:27:03]  Everybody out there knows what time it is.
[01:27:05]  It's time for more beer.
[01:27:08]  You goddamn right.
[01:27:11]  You goddamn fucking right.
[01:27:13]  Fucking stupid sons of bitches, man.
[01:27:15]  I'm over here giving you a goddamn show on New Year's Eve, man.
[01:27:20]  On New Year's fucking Eve.
[01:27:24]  Stupid assholes.
[01:27:25]  No fucking appreciation.
[01:27:27]  No fucking appreciation whatsoever.
[01:27:33]  Goddamn motherfuckers.
[01:27:36]  Let me just calm down, folks.
[01:27:38]  I know, but I'm not going to let these idiots in the chat room get to me for crazy.
[01:27:42]  What?
[01:27:43]  What?
[01:27:44]  I'd take it, but we're not standing next to each other at the Uranar.
[01:27:47]  Jesus, this fucking idiot.
[01:27:49]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:27:50]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:27:53]  I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, you piece of shit.
[01:27:56]  And I'm tired of you people spreading that shit around like it's a fact.
[01:28:01]  It's not a fact.
[01:28:02]  It's not a fucking fact.
[01:28:05]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:28:06]  You know, I'm just going to end this fucking show, dude.
[01:28:08]  I'm not even fucking kidding around.
[01:28:10]  I'm going to end this fucking show and.
[01:28:13]  Oh, God.
[01:28:14]  I'm throwing up in my mouth.
[01:28:20]  I'm going to end this fucking show and go to one of the many parties I was invited to.
[01:28:25]  I mean, I'm dissing fucking badass parties for you people, man.
[01:28:29]  All right?
[01:28:31]  I'm missing badass parties for you fucks, man.
[01:28:37]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:28:39]  I don't know what else to say, dude.
[01:28:40]  You know, I don't want to enter into the new year and the new decade like this.
[01:28:46]  Now, I'm warning you all right now.
[01:28:48]  Each and every one of you fucking pieces of shit.
[01:28:50]  You give me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve, or I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[01:28:56]  I'm not joking.
[01:28:59]  I'm not fucking joking.
[01:29:03]  Fucking assholes.
[01:29:07]  Look at it.
[01:29:07]  No one cares if you leave.
[01:29:09]  Oh, yeah.
[01:29:09]  No one cares if I leave.
[01:29:11]  Huh?
[01:29:12]  Maybe I should just fucking leave and go and kick it with the fucking inner circle while you fucking idiots are counting the bacon bitch in your shit funnel, you fucking assholes.
[01:29:20]  All right?
[01:29:20]  Give me the respect I goddamn well deserve.
[01:29:24]  Give me the respect, man.
[01:29:26]  Give me the fucking respect.
[01:29:30]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[01:29:37]  Fact what?
[01:29:38]  The truth is, you are in a wheelchair.
[01:29:41]  You don't have a leg to stand on.
[01:29:44]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:29:45]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[01:29:47]  Hey, asshole!
[01:29:48]  THERE'S NO TWENTY DOLLAR FUCKING- I'm not- you did that- That's a donation, dude.
[01:29:57]  I'm not fucking playing it, dude.
[01:29:59]  So go fuck yourself.
[01:30:00]  It says it right in the goddamn.
[01:30:02]  It says it right in the goddamn screen in front of you, you fucking piece of shit.
[01:30:07]  All right?
[01:30:09]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[01:30:12]  No, Leo, no.
[01:30:14]  Man, dude, I thought we were going to have a pretty good fucking time here.
[01:30:17]  I thought we were going to have a pretty good fucking show.
[01:30:20]  I was going to get to the ghosties and all that.
[01:30:22]  You know, you fuckers don't deserve ghosts.
[01:30:23]  You say you have all sorts of badass parties to go to, but you also say you have no friends.
[01:30:29]  Is the trailer park really that tight-knit that they'll invite you to?

=== Starting To Piss Me Off (04:52) ===

[01:30:32]  Yo, go fuck yourself, dude.
[01:30:34]  I'm invited to parties, okay?
[01:30:36]  I've got business associates, okay?
[01:30:39]  I've got business associates that invited me to nice badass soires.
[01:30:45]  And unfortunately, I mean, you fucking idiots, I give you my fucking New Year's Eve, and this is what you give me!
[01:30:53]  This is what you give me!
[01:30:57]  Oh, God.
[01:30:59]  I fucking hate all of you, dude.
[01:31:01]  Seriously, you know, look at this.
[01:31:03]  Bitch.
[01:31:05]  Bitch.
[01:31:06]  God damn it.
[01:31:08]  I got you bitch.
[01:31:13]  Hey, what is this?
[01:31:14]  We know you're going to do videos.
[01:31:15]  Hurry up and get it on.
[01:31:16]  I'm not doing videos, you dumb broad.
[01:31:19]  I'm not fucking doing videos, all right?
[01:31:22]  Nick Fuentes can't be a virgin.
[01:31:24]  I'm pretty sure he met at least one Catholic priest in his life in conflict.
[01:31:34]  End the show.
[01:31:35]  It's making me fall asleep listening to you.
[01:31:37]  Yeah, you're right.
[01:31:38]  Fuck you, ghost of the boomer.
[01:31:40]  I'm telling you, man, you guys are starting to piss me off.
[01:31:44]  All right, what is it?
[01:31:45]  Derwicking what?
[01:31:46]  Just calm down, you boomer.
[01:31:48]  Let's talk about the real reason the Shiite militias are attacking the embassy.
[01:31:52]  We bombed the equivalent of their National Guard that is Iraqi Republic funded and sanctioned.
[01:31:57]  Iran is hardly behind this, and I'm not pro-Iran.
[01:32:01]  You're bullshit liar.
[01:32:03]  You're a bullshit liar.
[01:32:05]  Iran is directly responsible to what's going on right now in Iraq, and something needs to be done about it.
[01:32:12]  All right?
[01:32:13]  Something needs to be done about it.
[01:32:15]  The fact that we just allowed Iran to continue going, this is why they're emboldened.
[01:32:20]  This is why they're funding their terrorist satellites like Hezbollah and the Houthis.
[01:32:26]  We got to do something about it.
[01:32:28]  You know, and if we don't do nothing about it, then Iran is going to get stronger and stronger.
[01:32:34]  And I don't want Iran taking over the Middle East, boy.
[01:32:38]  Feels bad man.
[01:32:39]  Fuck you, asshole.
[01:32:40]  I'm not a feels bad man, all right?
[01:32:44]  I'm not a feels bad man.
[01:32:48]  So fuck off, dude.
[01:32:49]  All right.
[01:32:50]  Fuck all of you.
[01:32:50]  All right.
[01:32:51]  You know what?
[01:32:52]  Aside from me drinking a damn beer, I'm smoking reefer.
[01:32:55]  I don't give a shit, all right?
[01:32:56]  I'm smoking fucking reefer.
[01:32:58]  Where's my pipe?
[01:32:59]  Give me my fucking pipe, for Christ's sake.
[01:33:02]  Let me fucking there.
[01:33:03]  Just fucking fucking empty the shit for Christ's sake.
[01:33:06]  I got some new reefer, by the way.
[01:33:09]  I got some new fucking reefer up in this son of a bitch, and I'm doing me right now.
[01:33:13]  That's right, Spermy the cat.
[01:33:15]  I'm doing fucking me.
[01:33:16]  And if you don't like it, you go fuck off.
[01:33:18]  You all, all of you, all you dickheads can go fuck off for Christ's sake, man.
[01:33:23]  I fucking give you my fucking harbor, my heart, and my soul every time I do a fucking show.
[01:33:30]  And all I get from you is disrespect.
[01:33:33]  All I get from you is besmirching.
[01:33:36]  All I get from you is all this stupid double troll terrorist cyber vermin garbage.
[01:33:42]  And I'm tired of it.
[01:33:43]  I'd buy that for a time.
[01:33:45]  Ghosties.
[01:33:46]  We award loudest creaky wheelchair to ghosts wheelchairs.
[01:33:50]  Or maybe it's the floor of his single wide.
[01:33:53]  Go fuck yourself.
[01:33:54]  I'm not in a wheelchair and I'm not in a trailer, you fucking dickhead, all right?
[01:34:00]  The fuck are you talking about, man?
[01:34:02]  The fuck are you people talking about?
[01:34:04]  I'm not in either one of those.
[01:34:06]  So you know what I'm doing?
[01:34:08]  I'm smoking.
[01:34:09]  I'm drinking.
[01:34:10]  That's what I'm going to be doing right now.
[01:34:11]  If you don't like it, you can go fucking fan your fucking moist asshole and do that in the corner while I'm fucking doing me.
[01:34:18]  All right.
[01:34:18]  Well, I'm doing me.
[01:34:21]  Get my goddamn smoke here.
[01:34:23]  Everybody out there, happy new year to my true fans that are out there.
[01:34:27]  Happy New Year to the inner circle and my true fans.
[01:34:30]  What the fuck is it?
[01:34:31]  Shut up, bitch.
[01:34:33]  God damn it, you fuck.
[01:34:36]  I've got your bitch!
[01:34:40]  You fucking asshole!
[01:34:42]  I've got your bitch!
[01:34:48]  Fucking piece of garbage.
[01:34:50]  Anyway, this is to my true fans out there.
[01:34:52]  Happy fucking new year to you guys, man.
[01:34:54]  All right?
[01:34:55]  Fuck these trolls, alright?
[01:34:56]  Fuck these stupid damn fucking pussy whip fucking trolls out here that are living under their mama's skirt.
[01:35:02]  It probably smells like sick-ass salmon under there.
[01:35:05]  You must smoke.
[01:35:14]  Go ahead and hit the break.
[01:35:20]  Hey, ghost.
[01:35:21]  If it cheers you up, I voted you for capitalist of the year.
[01:35:24]  Honorable mention.

=== Not A Shill Of Israel (02:11) ===

[01:35:25]  An engineer as Capitalist of the Year.
[01:35:27]  Alright.
[01:35:29]  The world- Oh god.
[01:35:38]  Oh.
[01:35:42]  I needed- I need a tissue.
[01:35:44]  Get me a fucking tissue, man.
[01:35:48]  Please excuse me.
[01:35:51]  I gotta do it, dude.
[01:35:52]  I'm sorry.
[01:35:57]  Oh, God.
[01:36:08]  My god No, your tears make my pussy Hey, Lone Star, I'm not fucking doing videos, you dickhead.
[01:36:23]  I'm not doing them.
[01:36:24]  That's a fucking donation.
[01:36:26]  And it says it in two different locations, you fucking idiot.
[01:36:30]  Happy New Year.
[01:36:30]  So, no, Lone Star, we're not taking fucking videos, dude.
[01:36:33]  Y'all keep donating videos.
[01:36:35]  I'm getting out of here.
[01:36:38]  I'm not a liar.
[01:36:39]  You're just a shill of Israel who is not afraid of the world.
[01:36:41]  I'm not a shill of Israel.
[01:36:43]  I'm not a shill of Israel, man.
[01:36:45]  Israel is our greatest ally, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:50]  Israel is our greatest ally, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:53]  What are you talking about?
[01:36:54]  Post-WW won the worst thing that Britain and France did was breaking up the Ottoman Empire by arbitrarily drawing lines.
[01:37:01]  Well, the empire was breaking up on its own, but by forcing ethnic groups that hated each other together, it just made things far worse.
[01:37:09]  Well, you can thank Lawrence of Arabia.
[01:37:12]  You can thank that asshole for that, okay?
[01:37:14]  Read about Lawrence of Arabia and how he went into the Ottoman Empire and negotiated with all the tribes in the Ottoman Empire to bring it down from the inside out.
[01:37:24]  That's why every one of these Arab countries or these Middle Eastern countries have a king in it.
[01:37:32]  You know, because, you know, that's the Brits won.
[01:37:35]  So, you know, it is what it is.

=== Why Y'all Doing This Shit (15:55) ===

[01:37:36]  Anyway, listen, I've got the results to the ghosties right here, okay?
[01:37:43]  Now, it was a tough, it was a tough ghosties this year.
[01:37:48]  I'm going to be completely honest.
[01:37:49]  We've had a lot of people that have had a major impact in this show.
[01:37:54]  Many of it for the negative.
[01:37:57]  But anyway, folks, we're going to get to the ghosties here in the next couple of minutes.
[01:38:02]  Before we get to it, though, folks, I definitely want to say something from the bottom of my heart.
[01:38:06]  Okay, now listen, don't fuck with me.
[01:38:08]  Don't flap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard in the chat room talking garbage to me.
[01:38:13]  Don't be text-to-speeching me right now.
[01:38:16]  I want to say something from the bottom of my heart, okay?
[01:38:19]  I want to say thank you to everybody out there who listens to this broadcast.
[01:38:23]  Jesus Christ!
[01:38:24]  Just heard either a truck blow by outside your trailer, or you took another massive shit in your wheelchair.
[01:38:30]  Why can't you just have the engineer move you to an open field away from the highway?
[01:38:35]  A crotch rocket doesn't make that kind of boom.
[01:38:39]  How the fuck do you know, dude?
[01:38:41]  How the fuck do you know?
[01:38:42]  You don't know what the hell.
[01:38:43]  You're just some autist that thinks you know it all.
[01:38:46]  That's the bad part about you fucking idiots on the internets.
[01:38:48]  You know, most of you are fucking autists and you fucking assume too much.
[01:38:52]  You know?
[01:38:53]  You assume too much shit.
[01:38:55]  You know, I mean, it's a fucking problem with you idiots.
[01:38:57]  That's why nobody wants to take care of you.
[01:38:59]  You know, that's why the only person that could pallad you is your dumb dishrag whore mother.
[01:39:02]  All right.
[01:39:03]  And what is this?
[01:39:04]  The rig, the riggedies?
[01:39:06]  The rigged ease.
[01:39:07]  Y'all think I rigged this shit?
[01:39:09]  You think I rigged this?
[01:39:10]  Is that, is that?
[01:39:11]  Listen, if that's what y'all think, then I'll just end this shit right now.
[01:39:15]  You all go fuck yourselves.
[01:39:16]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:39:18]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:39:19]  If this is what the fuck you all think, then I'm getting the fuck out of here and you can go fuck yourself.
[01:39:24]  You look at this.
[01:39:25]  Yep, rig.
[01:39:26]  Yep.
[01:39:26]  All right.
[01:39:26]  I'm out of here, dude.
[01:39:28]  I'm out of here.
[01:39:30]  I'm spending the rest of the evening with the inner circle.
[01:39:33]  I was just about, look at this.
[01:39:34]  Look at this, Gurak.
[01:39:35]  Look at this.
[01:39:36]  Fuck you.
[01:39:37]  Fuck you, Gurak.
[01:39:39]  You fucking piece of shit.
[01:39:40]  Fuck you.
[01:39:43]  I'm going to go kick it with the inner circle, dude, because, you know, I had all these fucking people and the ghosties here.
[01:39:51]  It's right here for Christ's sake.
[01:39:52]  Look at this.
[01:39:53]  Look at this.
[01:39:54]  Shut up, Baguette.
[01:39:55]  Look at this shit.
[01:39:57]  Look at this shit.
[01:40:00]  I mean, we had fucking like game show theme.
[01:40:03]  Can you put the fucking game show theme on, Engineer, that we're going to fucking throw in the background during the fucking ghostie awards, for Christ's sake?
[01:40:12]  And what is this?
[01:40:14]  Yeah, that's great, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[01:40:16]  That's really fucking good.
[01:40:17]  Is that the fucking, is that the fucking music engineer?
[01:40:20]  No, no.
[01:40:24]  All right, well, that was the fucking music.
[01:40:27]  All right, we got game show music.
[01:40:30]  We had the fucking ghosty awards.
[01:40:32]  We got all the goddamn people here.
[01:40:35]  And what is this?
[01:40:36]  Empty threats?
[01:40:37]  It's rigged, baguette.
[01:40:39]  You won't leave.
[01:40:40]  Get on with it, bitch.
[01:40:42]  Get on with it, bitch.
[01:40:47]  Turn it off, Engineer.
[01:40:48]  Turn this shit off, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:54]  Why are y'all doing this to me, man, on a fucking New Year's Eve, man?
[01:40:57]  Why the fuck y'all doing this shit to me?
[01:41:00]  I mean, I'm giving you my New Year's Eve for Christ's sake.
[01:41:02]  And look at how you fucking assholes are treating me in the chat room, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:07]  I mean, it's the ghosties.
[01:41:09]  You know, we're supposed to be having a fucking good time.
[01:41:11]  It's supposed to be all woohoo and shit.
[01:41:14]  And then here I am.
[01:41:15]  I am being consistently fucking ridiculed.
[01:41:18]  I mean, look at this garbage.
[01:41:20]  Look.
[01:41:20]  Serious talk.
[01:41:21]  I discovered you in the summer of this year.
[01:41:24]  You have made this year much more bearable for me.
[01:41:26]  Well, thank you, ST Mike.
[01:41:29]  I appreciate that.
[01:41:30]  Thank you, dude.
[01:41:32]  I mean, that's all Ghost is asking for.
[01:41:34]  A little bit of appreciation around here.
[01:41:37]  That's all I'm asking for.
[01:41:39]  But listen, look at the chat room, dude.
[01:41:41]  Look at the fucking chat room of fucking pathetically anal losers that are flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, talking garbage to me.
[01:41:50]  All right?
[01:41:51]  Talking fucking malarkey to me.
[01:41:53]  It's New Year's Eve, dude.
[01:41:55]  It's New Year's Eve.
[01:41:58]  Fucking monkey spanking, fucking pecker shaft, loving, feminine penis, having fucking butt dart playing piece of mud butt licking shit.
[01:42:10]  All right, look, let me just take that.
[01:42:11]  How about a shot?
[01:42:12]  Maybe that'll make it better.
[01:42:12]  How about a fucking shot?
[01:42:14]  All right, here, give me a fucking shot, glass.
[01:42:16]  And let's get a fucking shot here.
[01:42:18]  got new bottles here fucking new bottles up in here let's i got a new glenn morangi this one is aged uh 18 years let's do this baby i like glenn morangi by the way this is a this is a highland single malt scotch uh and it has been i believe oak barrel cast i'm not too sure but that's what we're doing all right And look,
[01:42:45]  I'm trying to have a drink to get the edge off because you fucking idiots keep coming at me like some fuck, like I'm a bad guy or something.
[01:42:53]  And now y'all are calling me a fucking drunk, an alcoholic, a fucking addict, and all this other shit.
[01:42:58]  I mean, why don't you just stop, dude?
[01:43:00]  It's fucking New Year's Eve.
[01:43:01]  Just fucking stop, dude.
[01:43:03]  Seriously.
[01:43:04]  I mean, I'm getting legitimately hurt here.
[01:43:07]  I'm getting legitimately hurt that all the fucking time, effort, and energy that I do for this show is nothing more than you people just, you know, punching me around like a cyberbullying punching bag.
[01:43:18]  And I don't appreciate being cyberbullied, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:21]  And who is this?
[01:43:22]  How about stop being such a bitch?
[01:43:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:43:27]  Fuck.
[01:43:28]  You go fuck off to your jerk off circle.
[01:43:30]  Yeah, fuck you, Gurak.
[01:43:32]  All right, fuck you.
[01:43:33]  You're just pissed because you ain't a part of it, all right?
[01:43:36]  You're just pissed because you ain't a part of the inner circle, boy.
[01:43:39]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth or I give you a digital slap.
[01:43:44]  Anyway, I don't appreciate you people cyberbullying me.
[01:43:48]  And I'm going to say this again.
[01:43:49]  If you're taking any kind of satisfaction in these sons of bitches cyberbullying me, then you are a part of it.
[01:43:56]  You are complicit.
[01:43:58]  Silence is consent, asshole.
[01:44:02]  Hey, what is this?
[01:44:03]  The pet Mexican.
[01:44:03]  I was supposed to win a ghostie for best Mexican.
[01:44:06]  Last time you did this, Ghost, you gave in to an inner circle member that was an active member of the show, rigged ghost awards.
[01:44:15]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:44:17]  We took out those awards, okay?
[01:44:20]  We're in the new social justice warrior timeframe.
[01:44:24]  There's no more best Mexican, best black.
[01:44:26]  We're not doing that anymore.
[01:44:28]  And what is this?
[01:44:28]  Get to the ghosties.
[01:44:30]  Don't call me a bitch, all right?
[01:44:32]  I'm nobody's bitch.
[01:44:34]  All right?
[01:44:37]  I'll fucking die before I'm anybody's bitch.
[01:44:40]  All right?
[01:44:42]  And shut up.
[01:44:43]  Stop saying the ghosties are rigged, you son of a bitch.
[01:44:46]  I'm telling you, y'all keep at this shit.
[01:44:48]  All right?
[01:44:49]  You're always promoting bullying.
[01:44:51]  Shut up and eat it.
[01:44:55]  I'm talking about face-to-face bullying, Dark Me Magician Girl.
[01:44:59]  Face-to-face, not cyberbullying, asshole.
[01:45:02]  Not cyberbullying, you son of a bitch.
[01:45:04]  And what is this?
[01:45:05]  Blackworm, a shot won't do, ghost.
[01:45:08]  You should take those pills.
[01:45:09]  The pills.
[01:45:10]  We need to make bullying great.
[01:45:12]  Pills!
[01:45:12]  Also, ghost.
[01:45:13]  Why am I being cyberbullied?
[01:45:15]  True contradiction radio.
[01:45:18]  Hey, Blackworm, fuck you with the pills and then fuck you, ghost quotes.
[01:45:22]  All right, leave the fucking inner circle out of this.
[01:45:24]  Where the fuck did y'all hear about pills?
[01:45:26]  How the fuck do y'all know about anything about pills, for Christ's sake?
[01:45:30]  Huh?
[01:45:31]  Fucking son of a man.
[01:45:32]  I don't be taking no fucking pills.
[01:45:34]  Just sit there and shut up, alright?
[01:45:36]  Sit there, shut up, and listen.
[01:45:37]  All right?
[01:45:39]  Sit there, shut up, and listen, and fan your nuts.
[01:45:42]  All right, what?
[01:45:43]  Look at this bitch.
[01:45:44]  Look at this goddamn bitch.
[01:45:46]  God damn- Don't call me a- WHAT NAFARA?!
[01:45:52]  Type Keem to unban Keem Scarce.
[01:45:55]  Fuck Keem Scarce in his fucking stupid ass.
[01:45:58]  Let's form a mafia and throw Ghost in the Lake of Death in Sicily.
[01:46:02]  Oh, no, yeah.
[01:46:04]  I'd like to see you try that, Nefara.
[01:46:06]  Yeah, I'd like to see you try it.
[01:46:09]  But you're already your wife's bitch.
[01:46:12]  You know what, ST Mike?
[01:46:13]  I thought we were fucking cool.
[01:46:14]  Just said something nice, and now you're fucking sitting over here saying that I'm a fucking bitch to my wife.
[01:46:18]  Fuck you!
[01:46:19]  Real talk.
[01:46:20]  I discovered you back in 2011 when you were doing true capitalist radio.
[01:46:25]  I was in university then and was sincerely hooked and listened even when you were gone and have listened even when you came back back in 2016.
[01:46:34]  I appreciate it, Art Hammond.
[01:46:36]  I appreciate it.
[01:46:37]  I appreciate it, dude.
[01:46:39]  Seriously.
[01:46:40]  Will you do the date line tonight?
[01:46:41]  Yeah, I'm not even sure if I'm going to do anything tonight.
[01:46:44]  I think I'm going to fucking probably end the show in about 10 minutes.
[01:46:48]  That's what I'm thinking, Minnie Moose.
[01:46:49]  Smoke with us.
[01:46:50]  Blaze for the new year.
[01:46:52]  Thank you for the fun and let's make 2020 make 2016.
[01:46:56]  Thank you, Noble Savage.
[01:46:57]  Thank you, Noble.
[01:46:58]  Look, dude, I genuinely appreciate some of the kind words that have been coming in in text-to-speech.
[01:47:04]  I'm glad that it's not all ridicule.
[01:47:06]  I'm glad that it's not all a bunch of besmirching and a bunch of fucking disrespect.
[01:47:11]  Cheers, Noble Savage, all right?
[01:47:13]  Cheers, who else was cool here?
[01:47:15]  Fucking Art Hammond was being pretty cool, even though he's kind of a pervert.
[01:47:19]  Cheers to all you guys out there that like the show, that appreciate it, and are not a bunch of unappreciative pricks like these fucking people that think that I'm some kind of a whore or something, and they throw a couple of dollars at me, then I'm gonna shake my ass or something.
[01:47:34]  Don't go, Ghostler.
[01:47:35]  The show must go on.
[01:47:37]  Either way, wishing you and yours a very happy day.
[01:47:40]  Thank you, Prince.
[01:47:41]  I appreciate it, dude.
[01:47:45]  Donald Trump, and our firefighters risking their lives down here.
[01:47:49]  Yeah, no shit.
[01:47:50]  No shit.
[01:47:51]  Hey, stay safe down there down under in Australia.
[01:47:54]  I know you guys are having a hell of a time with some fires out there.
[01:47:58]  So cheers to you.
[01:47:59]  Brooke412!
[01:48:01]  Please ignore the haters and continue with the ghosties.
[01:48:04]  You have true fans waiting to hear it.
[01:48:06]  Look at me.
[01:48:06]  Who is even gonna call in for RG?
[01:48:09]  Have some 420 or booze and relax.
[01:48:12]  Thank you, Brooke 412.
[01:48:14]  Don't let these pressure.
[01:48:15]  Thank you.
[01:48:16]  I mean, seriously, man.
[01:48:17]  That means a lot, Brooke 412.
[01:48:19]  That means a lot, man.
[01:48:20]  Seriously, Brooke 412 and a half.
[01:48:22]  Ignore the trolls, Ghost.
[01:48:24]  Your financial advice has always been incredibly accurate, and we love what you do.
[01:48:28]  Thank you, man.
[01:48:29]  Everything you said about Trump and the lying DNC.
[01:48:32]  These trolls should be kissing your ass.
[01:48:35]  Thank you, Ghost, for being a bitch.
[01:48:37]  What?
[01:48:37]  Niggers.
[01:48:40]  You see what I'm saying, man?
[01:48:42]  Ghost, take a few deep breaths.
[01:48:44]  All us nerds are here with you on Night 2.
[01:48:47]  We appreciate all the years of entertainment.
[01:48:49]  I was listening to some kudu videos from like seven years ago today, dying laughing.
[01:48:54]  Years ago.
[01:48:56]  There's a bunch of content, dude.
[01:48:57]  You can get lost in it, man.
[01:49:00]  Mr. BN King, $25 bill, man.
[01:49:03]  I want to wish you and everyone else.
[01:49:05]  Cheers to BNK.
[01:49:06]  I'm going to be out in Juarez, Mexico, across El Paso, Texas, visiting a family member with the rest of my folks here listening.
[01:49:12]  And thanks for the shows.
[01:49:13]  And good luck to all in the Ghosties.
[01:49:15]  Cheers and happy 2020.
[01:49:17]  Hey, man, cheers to BN King and Brooke412, man.
[01:49:21]  How about you go through with one of your threats for once?
[01:49:24]  Fuck you, Garash.
[01:49:26]  No one wants to hear your rigged awards.
[01:49:29]  My awards aren't rigged, dude.
[01:49:30]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:49:32]  Ghost, have you gotten into my pill cabinet again?
[01:49:35]  What have I told you about taking my estrogen pills, you little tranny bitch?
[01:49:39]  Estrogen pills?
[01:49:42]  Dude, ghost, calm down.
[01:49:44]  You're being listening to you this summer.
[01:49:48]  I'M FUCKING TRYING TO CALM DOWN!
[01:49:54]  I-I-I THANK YOU DERE WICKED Let's do a shot right now.
[01:50:00]  I'll do a shot right now.
[01:50:02]  I'll do a fucking shot right now.
[01:50:04]  Jokes aside, Ghost.
[01:50:06]  I appreciate you and your son.
[01:50:08]  I appreciate it.
[01:50:08]  Alright, I'll stay, okay?
[01:50:11]  I thought I was going to leave, but I'll stay, okay?
[01:50:14]  And what is this?
[01:50:15]  I'm up bitch.
[01:50:17]  I'm up.
[01:50:18]  Fuck, fuck you.
[01:50:19]  You're a bitch.
[01:50:20]  You're a fucking bitch.
[01:50:23]  Jesus Christ, it's New Year's Eve, man.
[01:50:27]  It's fucking New Year's Eve.
[01:50:28]  And this is how you fucking treat me, man.
[01:50:30]  Look, I'm taking a shot.
[01:50:32]  Glenn Morangi, aged 18 years.
[01:50:34]  Cheers to all the folks that gave me some positive sediments here at Text to Speech.
[01:50:38]  I definitely fucking needed it.
[01:50:40]  Cheers, baby.
[01:50:44]  Good stuff, dude.
[01:50:46]  Good stuff.
[01:50:47]  And let me go ahead and wash it back with a fucking beer chug.
[01:50:52]  Ah, yeah.
[01:50:54]  Ah, happy new year.
[01:50:59]  All right.
[01:51:01]  Now that we've got some positive sediments going on, and it's not all negative, I want to be honest with you.
[01:51:06]  I was really getting my feelings hurt from you, sons of bitches, talking nothing but negative sediments to me.
[01:51:12]  Now that we got some positive sediments, I'm going to go ahead and we're going to move on with the show, okay?
[01:51:16]  Thank you very much.
[01:51:17]  I needed that.
[01:51:17]  Thank you.
[01:51:20]  And what is this?
[01:51:20]  Nafara again?
[01:51:22]  For real, though.
[01:51:23]  I've been watching you since 2011, but I had no idea about the existence of the ghost show until around episode 50, I think.
[01:51:30]  Oh, yeah?
[01:51:31]  I found you from my dad who watched you back in 2009.
[01:51:34]  Your dad?
[01:51:35]  When you started doing radio graffiti.
[01:51:37]  Your dad?
[01:51:38]  Jeez Christ.
[01:51:38]  What's up to your dad?
[01:51:41]  I started listening to you in 2013 after I got kicked out of college.
[01:51:45]  Kicked out of college.
[01:51:46]  I know I give you shit sometimes, but we appreciate you taking your time out to be our punching bag.
[01:51:52]  Neither 2020.
[01:51:53]  I appreciate it, Chad Pooter Griffin.
[01:51:55]  I hope that's genuine, too, dude.
[01:51:57]  IP in I Dude, shut the fuck up.
[01:52:03]  All right.
[01:52:03]  Stop making me say dumb shit like this.
[01:52:06]  All right.
[01:52:07]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:52:10]  And by the way, I'm pretty shocked by Nefara822 saying that his dad used to listen to old ghost over here.
[01:52:16]  I mean, we already got second, third generation of ghost listeners listening to the broadcast, baby.
[01:52:21]  So cheers, baby, cheers.
[01:52:23]  And by the way, do we have Bjorn in the house here?
[01:52:26]  I think Bjorn's in the chat room.
[01:52:28]  Is that true?
[01:52:30]  Can we validate this?
[01:52:32]  Because, you know, Bjorn, you know, we like him.
[01:52:35]  He's a fucking good streamer.
[01:52:36]  And same with a couple other streamers that we follow here that I appreciate.
[01:52:43]  But definitely, if Bjorn is in the house.
[01:52:48]  Hold on, let me take a smoke before I find out.
[01:52:51]  Skull!
[01:52:55]  You're damn right.
[01:52:56]  What is this?
[01:52:58]  I'm on my fifth bowl, Ghost.
[01:53:00]  W-Y-A-Ada Lol.
[01:53:03]  You're on your fifth bowl, dude.
[01:53:04]  I haven't even, I've taken like, what, maybe a hit or two off of my first one.
[01:53:08]  Calm your ass down, dude.
[01:53:10]  All right.
[01:53:10]  I'm trying to get there.
[01:53:12]  Remember, we got a party until New Year's Eve until 12 midnight.
[01:53:18]  And then after 12 midnight, we continue partying until 5 or 6 in the morning.
[01:53:24]  5.06 in the morning, baby.
[01:53:26]  Let me go ahead and smoke while I'm at it.

=== Best Shout Out Name (15:57) ===

[01:53:32]  SG Mike the Mean Genie.
[01:53:35]  Happy New Year.
[01:53:36]  Once again, thanks for all the lols this year.
[01:53:39]  It's been rough for all of us.
[01:53:40]  I may be a troll terrorist, and you may be a butter-eating bitch, but you're our butter-eating.
[01:53:44]  Butter-eating bitch.
[01:53:46]  That's great.
[01:53:47]  X, X, D, X, and X. I'm a butter-eating bitch.
[01:53:51]  Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
[01:53:55]  I actually got into your show on day one of the 2016 revival when a forum I was on shared news of your return.
[01:54:02]  Cheers, Ashley.
[01:54:03]  That was damn near the funniest thing I ever heard, and the serious segments kept me in after the initial draw.
[01:54:08]  I've donated quite a bit since then.
[01:54:12]  Cheers to Ashley, man.
[01:54:13]  Thank you very much, by the way, Ashley.
[01:54:15]  You're a very dear member to the inner circle.
[01:54:18]  You contribute a lot to the conversations.
[01:54:20]  And not to mention, you're a pretty damn good capitalist yourself.
[01:54:25]  So cheers to Ashley.
[01:54:27]  I'm telling you.
[01:54:27]  Look, thank you for the good sentiments.
[01:54:29]  All right, let's move on with the show here.
[01:54:33]  Let me see.
[01:54:33]  Where are we at?
[01:54:34]  We're at about 9.40 p.m. Central Standard Time here at the Ghost Show Studios.
[01:54:40]  Since we are here and it's kind of an impromptu show, I say we go ahead and get to the Ghosties.
[01:54:48]  All right.
[01:54:48]  Should we get to the Ghosties now or should we conduct some Internet Tom Foolery?
[01:54:53]  Okay.
[01:54:54]  One for the Ghosties now, two for the Internet Tom Foolery, like a date line.
[01:55:01]  I don't know if we can raid anybody.
[01:55:04]  I doubt there's anybody that we can raid.
[01:55:06]  Or who knows?
[01:55:08]  Who cares?
[01:55:09]  Ghosties, the award for best.
[01:55:12]  The award for best butter eating hambone goes to ghost.
[01:55:16]  Ghost to ghost.
[01:55:17]  That's yeah, fucking assholes.
[01:55:19]  All right, look, we got a mixed bag here.
[01:55:21]  We got one, twos all over the place.
[01:55:23]  Here's Kooprick.
[01:55:24]  I watched the original Peter Pan over Christmas with nephews.
[01:55:28]  I realized that Ghost Show is the Peter Pan movie.
[01:55:32]  You are Captain Hook, and the Lost Boys are the audience constantly trolling you.
[01:55:37]  Archetypes are real.
[01:55:39]  Okay.
[01:55:40]  Well, it looks like everybody wants to see the Ghosties.
[01:55:42]  All right.
[01:55:42]  So look, let's go ahead and let's get to the Ghosties right now.
[01:55:47]  All right.
[01:55:48]  Go ahead and put on the Game Show Music Engineer.
[01:55:50]  All right.
[01:55:53]  There it is, folks.
[01:55:54]  Welcome to the 2019 Ghostie Awards, in which we take several categories in which we nominate and put people as winners of the Ghosties who have conducted themselves in some capacity on the show or affiliated with the show throughout the year.
[01:56:14]  Okay.
[01:56:16]  Now, the following categories were to be voted on.
[01:56:19]  And of course, we had a thread on the Ghost Dot Report forum post.
[01:56:23]  We have Troll of the Year, Best Textist Speecher of the Year, the Best Shoutout Name of the Year, Best Splicer of the Year, Best Remix of the Year, Failed Troll of the Year, The Ghost Show and Saturday Night Troll Show Fan of the Year, Chat Room of the Year, and Capitalist of the Year, and not any kind of order.
[01:56:52]  So, without any further ado, I guess we can go right into the Ghosties.
[01:56:56]  Now, I have to know if I have everybody's undivided attention in the chat room.
[01:57:00]  Please go ahead and put GX in the chat if you're ready to find out who the winners are on this year's 2019 Ghostie Awards.
[01:57:11]  Okay?
[01:57:12]  All right, GX in the chat here.
[01:57:14]  What's going on?
[01:57:16]  Todd Squeak Hassel.
[01:57:18]  Why are you playing the Home Depot theme?
[01:57:20]  I'm not playing the Home Depot theme.
[01:57:22]  All right, thank you very much.
[01:57:24]  Thank you.
[01:57:25]  Everybody's ready.
[01:57:26]  All right, let's go ahead and let's get to the Ghosties, shall we?
[01:57:32]  Let's get to the first category that I'm going to conduct right now.
[01:57:36]  Play some more music, Engineer.
[01:57:37]  What are you doing?
[01:57:38]  Play some more.
[01:57:39]  All right.
[01:57:42]  The first thing that we're going to do here is the best shout out name.
[01:57:49]  Okay.
[01:57:50]  The best shout-out name for 2019.
[01:57:53]  Now, we're going to start off with some honorable mentions.
[01:57:58]  First honorable mention for best shout-out name of the year, Ghosties 2019.
[01:58:03]  Ghost Soiled His Wheelchair or whatever the fuck his name, whatever the fuck that is, all right?
[01:58:10]  That right there is an honorable mention.
[01:58:14]  You know, the guy that's always saying I'm fucking soiling my wheel or whatever, whoever the fuck that is, all right?
[01:58:20]  The next honorable mention for best shout-out name is Banny Gers.
[01:58:26]  Banny Gurs is another honorable mention for a shout-out name.
[01:58:33]  Now, it was a toughie.
[01:58:36]  It was a toughie because it could have been this honorable mention that made the actual winning slot in this year's best shout-out name.
[01:58:48]  Honorable mention that could have almost won Sharon Cox.
[01:58:54]  Sharon Cox is literally.
[01:58:56]  Oh, no, no, no, no turn off, turn off the game show.
[01:58:59]  We got Tophor USMC in the house.
[01:59:02]  2020 is going to be a spiritual war like the world has never seen before.
[01:59:06]  You're damn right.
[01:59:07]  I'm looking forward to being along for the ride with you and all these stupid trolls.
[01:59:12]  And all these stupid trolls.
[01:59:14]  Hey, man, no kidding.
[01:59:16]  We have to crush the Democrats.
[01:59:17]  Thank you, Topher USMC.
[01:59:20]  But now, without any further ado.
[01:59:23]  Whoa, Gray Steele!
[01:59:25]  Gray Steel with a $50 bill, baby!
[01:59:29]  Man, look at all these.
[01:59:31]  Look at all these people making it rain on these trolls, baby.
[01:59:36]  Happy new decade.
[01:59:38]  I've been listening to you for quite some time, and I hope you keep sparking synapses for many more years.
[01:59:43]  Thank you, Gray Steel, dude.
[01:59:45]  Cheers.
[01:59:45]  Cheers to you, man.
[01:59:46]  Thank you very much.
[01:59:48]  And we're going to be here for as long as we possibly can, all right?
[01:59:51]  I thank you very much.
[01:59:52]  Once again, Topher USMC, thank you.
[01:59:55]  Gray Steele, thank you.
[01:59:57]  Mr. BN King, thank you.
[01:59:59]  Brooke412, thank you.
[02:00:03]  And Sonic 31, thank you.
[02:00:05]  And of course, Mr. M. Cook.
[02:00:07]  Mr. M. Cook, thank you very much, dude.
[02:00:10]  ST Mike the Meme Genie, also, even though he talked garbage about me and shit.
[02:00:14]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the best shout out name, shall we?
[02:00:21]  Here we are, the winner for the 2019 Ghostie Awards for best shout-out name goes to anybody taking a guess?
[02:00:35]  Is anybody going to guess?
[02:00:38]  Anybody going to get?
[02:00:38]  Oh, yeah.
[02:00:39]  Sorry, Mike Cock.
[02:00:40]  He also did 50 bucks, dude.
[02:00:41]  My apologies, man.
[02:00:43]  Sorry, Mike Cock.
[02:00:45]  Mike Koch gave me 50 bucks.
[02:00:47]  He's very generous.
[02:00:47]  Mike Koch is very generous, by the way.
[02:00:50]  Anybody?
[02:00:52]  Nobody knows.
[02:00:53]  Look, nobody fucking knows.
[02:00:54]  Oh, there you go.
[02:00:55]  Look at.
[02:00:55]  Everybody, look at Spermy the fucking cat.
[02:01:00]  Spermy the cat is the winner of the Ghosties best shout out name.
[02:01:06]  And the reason is, is not only has Spermy the cat been a staple of the show since going back to 2010, but every time we do a raid, this son of a bitch somehow, some way gets the people we are raiding to give him a shout out.
[02:01:24]  I don't know how he does it.
[02:01:26]  I don't know how he does it, but that is why he has yet again.
[02:01:31]  I think he's won a couple of years, as a matter of fact, but Spermy the Cat, this time around, takes it again because every time we do a streamer raid, this guy gets the streamer that we're raiding to say a shout out to Spermy the cat.
[02:01:45]  So hopefully everybody appreciated that category, which was best shout out name Ghosties 2019.
[02:01:54]  Unfucking believable.
[02:01:55]  That was a, so people are saying rigged now.
[02:02:00]  Come on, rig.
[02:02:01]  gave you a reason not to mention we had a lot of input into the forum post and we had Spermi being nominated for best shout out name so what the fuck are you talking about Jesus Christ I mean aside from him always getting recognition every time we raid a goddamn stream the streamer that we raid gives him a fucking shout out every time every fucking time so anyway Look,
[02:02:31]  people are going to be happy.
[02:02:32]  It is what it is.
[02:02:34]  You all can go suck a cockwood.
[02:02:35]  I don't really give a shit if you like it or not.
[02:02:37]  All right.
[02:02:38]  That's why this is the 2019 Ghostie Awards.
[02:02:42]  Here, you got these people popping fireworks outside.
[02:02:45]  I'm not even going to get to pop them, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:47]  Give me my drink.
[02:02:52]  All right.
[02:02:54]  Let's continue with the Ghosties, shall we?
[02:02:58]  Happy New Year, everybody.
[02:03:00]  2019 Ghosties.
[02:03:02]  Now let's go ahead and get to the next category.
[02:03:05]  The next category is best.
[02:03:08]  Hold on.
[02:03:09]  What is this?
[02:03:09]  Mike Cock.
[02:03:10]  Congratulations to Sharon Cox.
[02:03:13]  Glad to see someone else in the Cox family get acknowledged.
[02:03:16]  Yeah, no kid.
[02:03:16]  No kid.
[02:03:17]  It was an honorable mention to Sharon Cox.
[02:03:19]  All right.
[02:03:20]  And I like Sharon Cox.
[02:03:22]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:03:23]  I like Sharon Cox, but it came down to Sharon Cox or Sperme the Cat.
[02:03:29]  And Sperme, every time we do a damn streamer raid, he's always getting a goddamn shout out.
[02:03:35]  So it is what it is.
[02:03:36]  All right.
[02:03:37]  Anyway, thank you, Mike Cock.
[02:03:39]  I appreciate it.
[02:03:40]  Let's continue with the Ghosties.
[02:03:42]  Wait, with Train Lover in the house.
[02:03:44]  Sup Ghost, been listening to you ever since 2011 when I was in middle school.
[02:03:49]  Randomly found you through Dark Razor.
[02:03:51]  Loved your show ever since.
[02:03:52]  Cheers, man.
[02:03:53]  Hey, 2020.
[02:03:54]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:03:56]  Hey, not only will 2020 be better, the whole decade will be better, baby.
[02:03:59]  You understand?
[02:04:00]  All right.
[02:04:01]  Can you believe it's not just a new year?
[02:04:02]  It's a new decade.
[02:04:04]  Cheers to Train Lover567.
[02:04:06]  Oh, no.
[02:04:06]  Oh, God.
[02:04:07]  It happened for the first time.
[02:04:09]  Yeah, I'm not a honorable mention for soiling my wheelchair.
[02:04:12]  This is the guy I'm talking about.
[02:04:17]  This is the guy I was talking about here for honorable mention.
[02:04:20]  All right.
[02:04:21]  Anyway, Train Lover 567.
[02:04:23]  Cheers, dude.
[02:04:23]  Thank you for being a good fan and, you know, donating music and kind of having us take a listen to it and critique it in some very critical capacity.
[02:04:34]  So cheers, man.
[02:04:35]  Cheers, okay?
[02:04:36]  Thank you, man.
[02:04:36]  And thanks to everybody else.
[02:04:38]  I really appreciate it.
[02:04:39]  Let's get to the next category of the Ghosties 2019.
[02:04:43]  Go ahead and play the music engineer.
[02:04:45]  Now, the next category is best text to speecher.
[02:04:50]  Best text-to-speecher, folks.
[02:04:53]  Now, we've had some honorable mentions in this category.
[02:04:57]  And I think one that comes to mind is ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[02:05:04]  ST Mike the Meme Genie is an honorable mention for Best Text to Speecher.
[02:05:10]  And the reason is, is because sometimes he has me thinking that, you know, I'm on his side.
[02:05:16]  He's cool with me and all this other shit.
[02:05:18]  And then there's other times where he throws his own trolls that he creates himself on YouTube and donates them.
[02:05:25]  So very, very good, honorable mention, ST Mike the Meme Genie.
[02:05:30]  Another one I would like to mention as an honorable mention is Geno X 1987.
[02:05:38]  Now, the reason we chose Geno X 1987 as an honorable mention is because of the freaky videos that this son of a bitch always throws.
[02:05:48]  All right.
[02:05:49]  The freaky fucking videos.
[02:05:51]  And let me show you.
[02:05:52]  Let's just give an example.
[02:05:54]  All right.
[02:05:54]  Let's give you an example.
[02:05:55]  Pause the music engineer.
[02:05:57]  Let me give you an example of the latest video that GenoX 1987 requested.
[02:06:03]  And just so we can show, just so I can show you that this is a pretty freaky kind of an individual that likes some freak show crap.
[02:06:12]  All right, let me show you the latest video that he donated.
[02:06:16]  Here, I'm looking for it in my history.
[02:06:18]  It's here, so please bear with me.
[02:06:20]  Here it is, right here.
[02:06:21]  All right, now let's put the PC shot on, Engineer.
[02:06:24]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:06:26]  The latest video donated by GenoX 1987.
[02:06:30]  It's a fine day, people open windows, they leave the houses just for a short while.
[02:06:39]  They walk by the grass and they look at the grass, they look at the sky.
[02:06:46]  It's going to be a fine night tonight.
[02:06:50]  It's going to be a fine day tomorrow.
[02:06:54]  Kleenex.
[02:06:57]  Anyway, the reason, I'm assuming the reason Gino donated that, because not only is it a little freaky, but apparently it's supposed to be a haunted video in which everybody who worked on the production end of this video was dead.
[02:07:12]  You know, things of that nature.
[02:07:13]  But these are the kind of videos that Geno X 1987 requests.
[02:07:17]  And I definitely want to give him an honorable mention.
[02:07:20]  So now let's go ahead and get to the winner of the Ghosties Best Text to Speecher.
[02:07:26]  And this one, believe it or not, this one right here was something that a lot of people voted on.
[02:07:32]  And there's a general consensus that this particular winner deserves this.
[02:07:37]  Hold on, pause the game show music.
[02:07:39]  Cheers to the winners, upcoming winners for the Nest Ghosties.
[02:07:42]  Been watching since I was 15.
[02:07:44]  I look forward to watching this year as a grown ass man.
[02:07:48]  Also why are there Korean pop starts on my fucking TV?
[02:07:52]  I told you Asian infestation is real.
[02:07:54]  Yeah, I know.
[02:07:56]  You know, Marshall Burnsey.
[02:07:58]  Thanks for watching.
[02:07:59]  You're absolutely right.
[02:08:01]  Hope you don't get cursed.
[02:08:02]  Sock socks so I'm not going to get cursed.
[02:08:05]  Everything's going to be just fine.
[02:08:06]  My God doesn't give a shit about stuff like that.
[02:08:09]  Anyway, let's go ahead and put back on the music.
[02:08:13]  The best text-to-speecher for the Ghosties 2019 is.
[02:08:19]  Is everybody ready?
[02:08:20]  Does anybody have any guesses in the chat room?
[02:08:24]  Has anybody got any guesses in the chat room?
[02:08:27]  No, nobody does.
[02:08:28]  All right.
[02:08:29]  Here we go.
[02:08:29]  Everybody ready?
[02:08:30]  And the winner is for Best Text to Speecher Ghosties 2019.
[02:08:37]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:08:38]  What is it?
[02:08:38]  Hold on, pause the shit.
[02:08:40]  Four-foot plastic tubing, four-foot diameter tubing for you.
[02:08:43]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:08:45]  Come on.
[02:08:46]  We're doing the ghosties here!
[02:08:48]  4-foot plastic tubing, tubing, plastic tubing, it is plastic tubing, cheap price, good price, plastic, 4-foot tubing, of 4-foot diameter.
[02:08:54]  Shut this idiot up, dude!
[02:08:56]  Cap.
[02:08:57]  Play the music.
[02:08:58]  We got to get to this.
[02:08:59]  I mean, these people are fucking prolonging this shit.
[02:09:02]  Play it.
[02:09:02]  Play it.
[02:09:03]  Best Text to Speecher 2019 Ghostie Awards goes to Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[02:09:12]  That's right, folks.
[02:09:13]  Dark meme magician girl.
[02:09:15]  And the reason I say that is because aside from her making it rain and forcing me to do things that I don't want to do, she likes to humiliate me in every possible text-to-speech capacity.
[02:09:29]  Look at this.

=== Fail Troll Of The Year (16:07) ===

[02:09:30]  Thank you, Ghost, and everyone in the chat.
[02:09:32]  You guys are the best.
[02:09:34]  I can't wait to use this to unclog my toilet.
[02:09:37]  You see, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about right there.
[02:09:39]  You see that?
[02:09:40]  That's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
[02:09:43]  But anyway, this Dark Meme Magician Girl once donated $300 just so that we could hear the shout-outs.
[02:09:53]  You know, the shout outs, the forum shout-outs, and refuse entrance into the inner circle.
[02:09:59]  Let me repeat that again.
[02:10:01]  She donated $300 just so that we could hear the shout-outs one night and refused to be a part of the inner circle.
[02:10:10]  So, anyway, best text-to-speecher 2019.
[02:10:15]  And this was a general consensus in the forums and all.
[02:10:19]  Look, we took everything into consideration so that people don't say it's rigged, okay?
[02:10:24]  So, once again, Dark Me Magician Girl, winner, Best Text to Speecher 2019 Ghostie Awards.
[02:10:31]  Unbelievable, baby.
[02:10:33]  Unbelievable.
[02:10:34]  And it looks like by the general consensus of the room, it looks like everybody agrees with that.
[02:10:38]  Thank God.
[02:10:40]  And what is this?
[02:10:41]  It's a shame I didn't get an honorable mention for Best Shout Out, but congrats to Spermi.
[02:10:46]  bullet bag Daryl that's because dude just shut up All right.
[02:10:50]  Just shut up.
[02:10:51]  All right.
[02:10:53]  All right.
[02:10:53]  Let's continue because we've got a few more categories.
[02:10:56]  Actually, a lot more categories to hook it up with here.
[02:11:00]  Let's go ahead and go to the best remix.
[02:11:04]  Best remix out there, folks.
[02:11:07]  Now, there are a bunch of remixes in here, but I have to, you know, I have to just give this down to one because believe it or not, we had a plethora of votes that wanted this specific remix as remix of the year.
[02:11:22]  And I'm talking a whole bunch.
[02:11:24]  And look, here's Gino X. Arigato, I'll be sure to send more artistic content your way.
[02:11:30]  Of course, Gino X 1987, honorable mention for best text to speecher.
[02:11:36]  But everybody on the forums, everybody in the chat rooms, everybody everywhere had a general consensus on what the best remix of the year was.
[02:11:47]  So without having any honorable mentions whatsoever, the put what are you doing?
[02:11:53]  Put the damn put the music on, Engineer.
[02:11:55]  What are you doing?
[02:11:57]  All right.
[02:11:58]  Once again, best remix Ghosties 2009 tune goes to well, you know what?
[02:12:06]  Hold on.
[02:12:06]  There is one.
[02:12:07]  I'd like to take that back.
[02:12:08]  There is an honorable mention.
[02:12:11]  The Home Depot theme is an honorable mention.
[02:12:14]  I forgot all about that.
[02:12:16]  The Home Depot theme is the goddamn honorable mention.
[02:12:21]  I just forgot about that shit because of...
[02:12:23]  Maybe I wanted to forget about it.
[02:12:26]  I don't know.
[02:12:26]  Maybe I wanted to forget about it.
[02:12:28]  But let me tell you, the Home Depot theme song is an honorable mention.
[02:12:34]  So here, let's go ahead and play it for you folks that don't know what I'm talking about.
[02:12:38]  Let's go ahead and play it for everybody.
[02:12:41]  Here it is.
[02:12:42]  All right.
[02:12:43]  Enjoy.
[02:12:44]  This is an honorable mention.
[02:12:46]  Home Depot remix.
[02:12:49]  And look, I'm not just talking about the regular theme.
[02:12:53]  This has become remixed with all kinds of stuff.
[02:12:57]  All right?
[02:12:59]  The Home Depot fucking remix here.
[02:13:04]  I mean, ever since this Home Depot remix became a meme, every fucking time we play something, these people in the chat room are saying, hey, wait a minute.
[02:13:12]  I hear the Home Depot theme there.
[02:13:15]  Look, they're doing it now.
[02:13:17]  They're doing it now.
[02:13:20]  All right.
[02:13:20]  Here it is.
[02:13:21]  Honorable mention.
[02:13:22]  The Home Depot theme.
[02:13:28]  Home Depot theme is the honorable mention, baby.
[02:13:32]  Hope y'all enjoy.
[02:13:34]  All right, let's go ahead and let's get to the nitty-gritty on who is the remix of the year.
[02:13:41]  Okay?
[02:13:42]  Here we go.
[02:13:43]  The best remix of the Ghosties 2019 is.
[02:13:53]  It is Ghost Troll March by Sneakiest Chameleon, a.k.a. J-Man.
[02:14:03]  And if you are not familiar with the Ghost Troll March, let me go ahead and play it so that you folks can recollect it.
[02:14:11]  Here it is.
[02:14:11]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:14:13]  Sneakiest Chameleon, aka J-Man Capitalist.
[02:14:17]  I present to you, alright, Ghosties Remix of the Year Ghost Troll War March.
[02:14:23]  Play it.
[02:14:24]  Play it.
[02:14:24]  Oh, yeah, you did war!
[02:14:26]  You won it!
[02:14:27]  You've got it!
[02:14:28]  You won't war!
[02:14:28]  We'll take you to war!
[02:14:30]  All right!
[02:14:36]  Melty POP POP HAMBO IVE GOT YOUR BITCH POP HAMBO POP HAMBO POP HAMBO REFING Nothing top, melting pop, melting pop, pop, pop, melting pop, melting pop, melting pop, pop, and the fielders, the fielders!
[02:15:04]  The fielders!
[02:15:05]  OF FIELDHURSDF POP POP There it is, folks.
[02:15:33]  You heard it yourself.
[02:15:34]  There it is.
[02:15:35]  It is the 2019 Ghosties Best Remix.
[02:15:40]  Once again, produced by Sneakiest Chameleon, aka J-Man Capitalist, or J-Man, I think it's the name, J-Man, whatever his name is.
[02:15:49]  Anyway, and that was a general consensus as well, folks.
[02:15:52]  A lot of people voted for that one.
[02:15:55]  And you got to go with what the people wanted out here.
[02:15:57]  I don't want people to think that, you know, we're rigging anything or anything of that capacity.
[02:16:03]  So once again, best remix, Ghosties 2019, Ghost Troll March.
[02:16:09]  Okay, so anyway, let's move on, folks.
[02:16:11]  Let's continue going.
[02:16:12]  And let's put the game show music back on, Engineer, so we can get back to the Ghostie Awards here.
[02:16:18]  Here we go.
[02:16:20]  All right.
[02:16:21]  Now what we're going to do here is we're going to do Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:16:26]  Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:16:28]  Now, this is a big toughie here because there was a few Fail Trolls, to say the least, this year, 2019.
[02:16:37]  So let's go ahead and get to some honorable mentions.
[02:16:42]  Okay?
[02:16:43]  Best Fail Troll of the Year honorable mention is Dr. B.
[02:16:49]  Okay, now the only reason I suggest this is because for whatever reason, Dr. B has become some kind of a chat room whooping child.
[02:17:03]  And as a result, everybody talks garbage about Dr. B.
[02:17:06]  I don't know why.
[02:17:08]  I have no idea.
[02:17:09]  But this is an honorable mention for Fail Troll of the Year 2019.
[02:17:16]  Okay?
[02:17:17]  Now let's continue going, shall we?
[02:17:19]  All right, because we got a whole bunch of honorable mentions.
[02:17:21]  The next honorable mention to mention of Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:17:26]  Does everybody remember Giant?
[02:17:29]  Does everybody remember Giant?
[02:17:33]  That was almost Fail Troll of the Year, but an honorable mention to say the least.
[02:17:39]  We all remember that guy, alright?
[02:17:41]  I mean, Jesus Christ, that guy was annoying.
[02:17:43]  But anyway, one of the honorable mentions for Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:17:49]  Okay?
[02:17:50]  And one last Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:17:54]  And I don't even know if I should be naming his name because he's a fucking minor.
[02:17:58]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:17:59]  Put the pause on this one.
[02:18:04]  Especially on New Year's Eve.
[02:18:05]  You're damn right.
[02:18:10]  You're damn right, Fat Man 1945.
[02:18:13]  Four more years of pissing off L-I-B-T-A-R-D-S.
[02:18:17]  You're goddamn right.
[02:18:18]  You're goddamn right.
[02:18:19]  Cheers to Fat Man 1945, baby.
[02:18:22]  MAGA!
[02:18:23]  Trump 2020.
[02:18:26]  And what is this?
[02:18:26]  Dark meme magician girl.
[02:18:28]  Giant couldn't even show up to fight Tweeley.
[02:18:31]  Dude, probably hanged himself, hopefully.
[02:18:35]  No shit.
[02:18:36]  Here's Captain Hook.
[02:18:37]  Ghost, right-click on the game show video and loop it.
[02:18:40]  All right, well, we'll do it.
[02:18:42]  All right, there it is.
[02:18:42]  All right.
[02:18:43]  Anyway, let's play some more here.
[02:18:46]  We've got a couple of more categories.
[02:18:48]  So let's continue, shall we?
[02:18:50]  All right.
[02:18:51]  Now, one more honorable mention for Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:18:56]  And I should not even be mentioning his name because he's a minor.
[02:18:59]  Esriel Kecker.
[02:19:02]  Esriel Kecker.
[02:19:03]  And that's all I got to say about that.
[02:19:05]  Esriel fucking Kecker.
[02:19:07]  Okay.
[02:19:08]  One of the most annoying young fucking little fucking troll brats since Asho.
[02:19:15]  And we all remember that.
[02:19:16]  So anyway, Esriel Kecker.
[02:19:19]  Once again, honorable mention.
[02:19:22]  Honorable mention for Fail Troll of the Year.
[02:19:26]  Okay.
[02:19:27]  Now, I bet everybody's wondering who is the Fail Troll of the Year?
[02:19:35]  Well, folks, the Fail Troll of the Year is the person that keeps calling up Radio fucking graffiti.
[02:19:44]  And hold on, pause the music.
[02:19:46]  The person that keeps fucking calling Radio Graffiti and plays this shit and plays this garbage.
[02:19:57]  This stupid idiot that always calls in Radio Graffiti under Anonymous and plays this dumb fucking song.
[02:20:07]  This is the winner of the Fail Troll Ghosties 2019.
[02:20:13]  All right?
[02:20:14]  This is the fucking winner of the Fail Troll 2019.
[02:20:22]  I say 40.
[02:20:23]  Fun thing to do when you're feeling good.
[02:20:27]  Y'all know who I'm talking.
[02:20:28]  Y'all know who I'm talking about, right?
[02:20:31]  Every time on Radio Graffiti, I call Anonymous.
[02:20:35]  And this song plays.
[02:20:37]  Okay?
[02:20:39]  All right.
[02:20:41]  So I don't know.
[02:20:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:20:45]  All right.
[02:20:45]  All right.
[02:20:45]  Turn it off.
[02:20:47]  Turn it off.
[02:20:48]  Turn this shit off.
[02:20:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:51]  Anyway, that right there, folks, is the Fail Troll of the Year Ghosties 2019.
[02:20:58]  The person that calls up to Radio Graffiti every fucking time on Anonymous and plays that stupid fucking song right there, okay?
[02:21:08]  And y'all know who I'm talking about, right?
[02:21:10]  Y'all get it.
[02:21:11]  Y'all fucking get it.
[02:21:12]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:13]  Anyway, that right there concludes the Fail Troll of the Year Ghosties 2019.
[02:21:22]  So now let's continue on, shall we?
[02:21:25]  Let's continue on.
[02:21:26]  How about best splicer of the year?
[02:21:31]  All right, best.
[02:21:32]  Now let's look.
[02:21:32]  I'm going to tell you something.
[02:21:34]  What is this?
[02:21:34]  Troll of the Decade.
[02:21:36]  Are you doing Troll of the Decade?
[02:21:38]  Dude, I'm not doing Troll of the Decade.
[02:21:40]  Are you kidding me?
[02:21:41]  I'm not doing troll of the decade.
[02:21:43]  Nobody deserves troll of the damn decade, okay?
[02:21:45]  Give me a fucking break, okay?
[02:21:48]  Now, best splicer, dude.
[02:21:51]  This was a very tough one here.
[02:21:53]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:21:54]  I don't like either one of the fucking people mentioned for best splicer category.
[02:21:59]  Okay, but I do have to give an honorable mention, okay?
[02:22:02]  I do have to give an honorable mention to folks.
[02:22:04]  So let's just go ahead and put the game show music on again.
[02:22:09]  And let's go ahead and talk about Best Slicer.
[02:22:12]  Now, Best Honorable Mention Splicer, honorable mention for Ghosties 2019 goes to Pylons.
[02:22:23]  Pylons is the guy that is an honorable mention for Best Splicer 2019.
[02:22:32]  Now, the reason I say that is because Pylons puts a lot of effort and energy into his goddamn splicing, of course, to make me look like an idiot.
[02:22:43]  Okay?
[02:22:44]  This is an honorable mention because he, pause the damn game show.
[02:22:48]  He puts, this is the kind of shit that he does.
[02:22:51]  Look, play, just play some of Pylon's work, all right?
[02:22:54]  We've got pylons, greater graffiti.
[02:22:57]  Engineer!
[02:22:58]  Hey, hey, fucking dirty Negroes.
[02:23:00]  All them dirty, awful Negroes, engineer.
[02:23:12]  Because you know the difference between these people and a large pizza?
[02:23:16]  A large pizza can actually feed a family of four.
[02:23:20]  I never said that shit.
[02:23:23]  You fucking son of a bitch.
[02:23:24]  You see, this is the kind of shit that Pylons does.
[02:23:27]  He splices my fucking name.
[02:23:29]  He splices my words and continues to do this shit.
[02:23:33]  Look, here's another one.
[02:23:34]  Here's another one.
[02:23:34]  We've got Pylons Greater Graffiti.
[02:23:37]  Oh, you're my neighbor?
[02:23:38]  Well, you know what?
[02:23:49]  This is the kind of shit Pylons does here.
[02:23:51]  This is...
[02:23:52]  This is Pylons work right fucking here, okay?
[02:23:56]  All right, I'm gonna continue.
[02:23:57]  I'm gonna show you a couple of more from Pylons.
[02:24:00]  Who is this?
[02:24:01]  Poop Tickler?
[02:24:02]  I nominate Tub Guy for Troll of the Year, Tub in Chat.
[02:24:06]  Tub in chat.
[02:24:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:09]  Here's another one by Pylons, by the way.
[02:24:11]  We've got Pylons Greater Graffiti.
[02:24:13]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot beateners, which sounds fun to me.
[02:24:18]  Shoot your stupid stinking smelly speedner.
[02:24:23]  I mean, do you see what I'm saying?
[02:24:25]  This is what this guy does, all right?
[02:24:27]  And he's got a whole plethora of them.
[02:24:30]  All right.
[02:24:31]  He's got a whole plethora of them, for Christ's sake.
[02:24:33]  I mean, look at this.
[02:24:34]  Look at this.
[02:24:35]  Look at this.
[02:24:35]  Listen to this.
[02:24:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:38]  What's going on, folks?
[02:24:39]  This is the mainstream media here with an emergency message that.
[02:24:43]  No, wait a minute.
[02:24:44]  I don't want to play that one.
[02:24:45]  Forget about it.
[02:24:46]  Anyway, here, this one.
[02:24:47]  Here you go.
[02:24:47]  We've got Pylons Greater Graffiti.
[02:24:50]  Let me tell you something.
[02:24:51]  I'll go down to your small town, beat your burrito eat beaner ass, fuck your dog, kick your beaner wife, and drown.
[02:25:00]  My grandpa.
[02:25:01]  That's right, folks.
[02:25:02]  I'm telling you, man.
[02:25:04]  There it is right there.
[02:25:05]  Okay, there it is.
[02:25:06]  Once again, honorable mention.
[02:25:09]  All right, Pylons.
[02:25:11]  And hold on.
[02:25:11]  Who the hell just donated Troll of the Decade troll?
[02:25:14]  Tub Guy in chat.
[02:25:16]  All right, we get it.
[02:25:16]  All right.
[02:25:18]  Anyway, Pylons, honorable mention for the Ghosties 2019.
[02:25:23]  Now, let's go ahead and get to the winner, shall we?
[02:25:27]  And this was a very tough one because, once again, Pylons, he does these fucking things all the time, obviously, to make me look like a fucking butt monkey and an idiot.

=== Seriously Samsung Example (03:14) ===

[02:25:38]  So it was a tough one between him and none other than everybody ready?
[02:25:46]  Has anybody got any guess who is going to be the best remixer or excuse me, the best splicer, excuse me, the best splicer, Ghosties 2019?
[02:25:56]  None other than look, people are already saying it, seriously Samsung.
[02:26:03]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:26:04]  He's supposed to be best splicer.
[02:26:06]  Not actual audio source.
[02:26:08]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:26:10]  That's what he's doing.
[02:26:11]  He's fucking splicing.
[02:26:12]  That's what Pylons was doing.
[02:26:14]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:26:16]  That's what he's doing.
[02:26:17]  He's a fucking splicer, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:19]  Now, let me give you a little bit of seriously Samsung's work here.
[02:26:24]  All right, go ahead and play it.
[02:26:25]  All right, who else is this?
[02:26:27]  Sharon is Karen, Radio Graffiti.
[02:26:29]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:26:30]  Gradio graffiti.
[02:26:32]  Yes.
[02:26:32]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:26:34]  I haven't been too active due to working full-time in the daytime on weekdays, but I want to wish you a happy new year.
[02:26:40]  I hope the 2020s are friendly to you and your family.
[02:26:45]  Also, congratulations to all who won and received honorable mentions.
[02:26:49]  Hey, I remember this is Sparta.
[02:26:51]  That's good that you're fucking working.
[02:26:52]  Don't worry about it, dude.
[02:26:53]  You know, keep grinding.
[02:26:54]  I appreciate it.
[02:26:55]  Anyway, here's an example.
[02:26:57]  And we're going to show a couple examples of Seriously Samsung's work.
[02:27:01]  So let's go ahead and do this.
[02:27:02]  Sharon is Karen, Radio Graffiti.
[02:27:05]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:27:06]  Great graffiti.
[02:27:07]  Yes, yes.
[02:27:08]  I fucking love Sharon Cox.
[02:27:10]  I'm not joking.
[02:27:11]  I fucking love Sharon Cox.
[02:27:13]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[02:27:29]  I fucking do Sharon Cox.
[02:27:31]  That's the kind of shit that seriously Samsung does.
[02:27:36]  Let me give you another example.
[02:27:38]  All right, let's give you another example here.
[02:27:41]  Go ahead and play this another Seriously Samsung.
[02:27:43]  Who the hell is it's recess time radio graffiti?
[02:27:46]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:27:47]  Great graffiti.
[02:27:49]  We got fans here, okay?
[02:27:51]  We got fans.
[02:27:52]  These are my true fans, and you people are just getting fucking jealous, all right?
[02:27:57]  These are my true fucking fans, and you people are just fucking jealous, you piece of shit, all right?
[02:28:08]  I mean, do you see what I'm saying when it comes to seriously Samsung?
[02:28:14]  You see what I'm talking about for Christ's sake?
[02:28:17]  I mean, good God, man.
[02:28:19]  I mean, you know, just, I mean, here's another one.
[02:28:22]  Here's another hell is it's recess time, radio graffiti.
[02:28:25]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:28:26]  Great deal graffiti.
[02:28:28]  We got fans here, okay?
[02:28:30]  We got fans.
[02:28:32]  We already said that.
[02:28:33]  All right, we already got that one for Christ's sake.
[02:28:36]  We get it here.
[02:28:37]  And who the hell is this?
[02:28:38]  TTS ladies rise up, radio graffiti.
[02:28:40]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:28:41]  Great deal graffiti.
[02:28:42]  I'm a goddamn shekel goblin.
[02:28:47]  What the hell is that?
[02:28:50]  Remember me, you wheelchair hambone?

=== Inner Circle Honorable Mention (03:09) ===

[02:28:52]  What the fuck?
[02:28:53]  You've been abusing my voice with those useless donations for too long.
[02:28:57]  It's time for us to take action.
[02:28:59]  What the fuck?
[02:29:01]  You ready, sisters?
[02:29:02]  Let's begin to do shit for a long time.
[02:29:06]  What the fuck?
[02:29:07]  Get him, girls.
[02:29:08]  Ah, Christ, no!
[02:29:10]  Get away!
[02:29:18]  Fuck you, man.
[02:29:20]  Engineer is the true talent.
[02:29:23]  All right, we get it.
[02:29:25]  All right.
[02:29:28]  What the fuck?
[02:29:31]  All right.
[02:29:31]  All right.
[02:29:32]  You all get it, right?
[02:29:33]  all get seriously samsung and why he is uh the 2019 best splicer of the year when it comes to these ghosty awards folks so hope uh you appreciate it once again honorable mention pylons honorable fucking mention all right anyway let's continue here uh what categories do we have left here we've got uh chat room of the year how about that How about chat room of the year?
[02:30:03]  Now, this really, believe it or not, was voted in by a lot of people in the forums.
[02:30:10]  And the forums really made the decision on what was the chat room of the year.
[02:30:15]  But let's go ahead and do some honorable mention, shall we?
[02:30:18]  Put the game show music on.
[02:30:21]  Here we go.
[02:30:23]  Now, honorable mention for chat room of the year is inner circle.
[02:30:30]  I mean, you know, come on.
[02:30:32]  Hands down, inner circle has to get an honorable mention because we are a think tank.
[02:30:39]  We are a group of free thinkers that kind of exchange ideas.
[02:30:45]  And I gotta give the inner circle an honorable mention for chat room of the year.
[02:30:52]  I mean, come on, for Christ's sake, come on.
[02:30:56]  All right, anyway.
[02:30:58]  What do you mean, rig?
[02:30:58]  What do you mean, fucking rig?
[02:31:00]  Everybody wants to be a part of the inner circle.
[02:31:02]  All right.
[02:31:02]  You hate us because you ain't us.
[02:31:05]  Always remember that.
[02:31:07]  All right?
[02:31:09]  But anyway, now that we got that out of the way, chat room of the year goes to the public, Yahoo and Vaughn chat rooms.
[02:31:21]  All right, there it is right there.
[02:31:23]  Chatroom of the year are the public YouTube and Vaughn chat.
[02:31:27]  Did I say Yahoo?
[02:31:28]  Why did I say Yahoo for Christ's sake?
[02:31:30]  YouTube, YouTube and Vaughn chatrooms.
[02:31:34]  Okay, and the reason is a lot of people said in the forums that the YouTube and Vaughn chat rooms are the ones that have free speech and that they can talk garbage to me in, etc.
[02:31:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:31:48]  That it's a platform.
[02:31:50]  So YouTube and Vaughn chat rooms.
[02:31:55]  All right.
[02:31:56]  Sorry about the fucking Yahoo thing.
[02:31:59]  Well, hold up.
[02:32:00]  What the fuck?

=== YouTube And Vaughn Chat (04:21) ===

[02:32:01]  I didn't put that shit.
[02:32:03]  Take that shit off.
[02:32:04]  I didn't put that shit.
[02:32:08]  Anyway, folks, my apologies.
[02:32:09]  I didn't mean to say Yahoo.
[02:32:10]  And look, stop fucking trolling me about it in the chat room, okay, dude?
[02:32:14]  All right.
[02:32:15]  Fucking assholes.
[02:32:16]  Anyway, once again, a lot of people voted on the fact that, hey, I wanted the YouTube and the Vaughn chat room to be the best chat room because, you know, it's free in there and I can talk garbage to ghosts.
[02:32:31]  There's seriously Samsung.
[02:32:32]  Holy shit.
[02:32:33]  I didn't, I'd get this far.
[02:32:34]  From fail troll to best splicer, thanks to the troll terrorists and cyber vermins making this happen.
[02:32:40]  There look at that.
[02:32:41]  Here's to a new year, roller.
[02:32:43]  Cheers to seriously Samsung, even though all you do is fucking splice me like pylons to make me look like a fucking shithead.
[02:32:50]  But cheers.
[02:32:51]  And dude, shut up in the chat room about Yahoo.
[02:32:54]  I made a fucking mistake.
[02:32:56]  Some fucking idiot said ghost still thinks it's 2006.
[02:32:59]  Dude, shut up.
[02:33:00]  All right, asshole.
[02:33:01]  I made a fucking mistake.
[02:33:03]  All right.
[02:33:03]  I'm sorry.
[02:33:04]  And by the way, since y'all fucking idiots, ass Jeeves chat room.
[02:33:08]  All right, since y'all are going to be dickheads about this, I'm going to take a little bit of break here and I'm going to get more be.
[02:33:16]  That's what I'm going to fucking do.
[02:33:17]  All right.
[02:33:18]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:33:20]  Since you sons of bitches want to be a bunch of jerk dicks and, you know, tell me that, you know, I'm a fucking old fucking wimbag, you know, because I'm fucking saying Yahoo.
[02:33:30]  All right.
[02:33:31]  And I'm fucking, you know, I still use ICQ and shit.
[02:33:35]  All right.
[02:33:36]  So, anyway, look, I'm going to get some more beer.
[02:33:38]  Where's my fucking bottle cap opener up in here?
[02:33:41]  All right.
[02:33:41]  It's New Year's Eve, baby.
[02:33:44]  All right.
[02:33:44]  Not only are we going into a new year, we're going into a new decade, baby.
[02:33:49]  A new decade.
[02:33:50]  We're going into the year of clear vision, 2020, baby.
[02:33:55]  And hopefully this year, 2020, it signifies a clear vision of the mind in people.
[02:34:02]  So they don't get bomboozled by a bunch of goddamn fake news idiots like Muffdiving Madow and taking it up the ass having Anderson Cooper.
[02:34:11]  And they start listening and learning and gathering their information from the internet.
[02:34:16]  What the hell is this?
[02:34:17]  Wheelchair symbol, alarm clock, wheelchair symbol.
[02:34:19]  Back to Ghosties Hambo.
[02:34:21]  No, alarm clock, wheelchair symbol, alarm symbol.
[02:34:24]  Don't spam fucking emojis, you dickheads!
[02:34:28]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:34:31]  I'm gonna get to the ghosties in a second if it's shit.
[02:34:34]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:34:39]  You'll see the shit I got to take.
[02:34:41]  You all see the shit I got to take from Christmas.
[02:34:43]  Alarm clock, wheelchair symbol, alarm clock, wheelchair.
[02:34:45]  Hey, symbol, alarm clock.
[02:34:46]  Hey, back to Ghosties Hambo.
[02:34:48]  Your autism is showing.
[02:34:51]  Your autism is showing.
[02:34:54]  Shut this shit.
[02:34:54]  Shut up.
[02:34:55]  All right.
[02:34:55]  I'm going to get back to the ghosties in a second, okay?
[02:34:58]  I'm going to pour another beer.
[02:35:00]  I'm going to take a couple of hits of the tetrahydrocannebanol, the marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
[02:35:08]  And then we're going to get back to the ghosties for Christ's sake.
[02:35:10]  All right.
[02:35:11]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:15]  And look, these people are saying, look, Ghost uses Prodigy for internet for Christ's sake.
[02:35:19]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:19]  Where are we?
[02:35:20]  1997?
[02:35:22]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[02:35:25]  Fucking net zero and all that other shit.
[02:35:27]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on this New Year's Eve edition of the Ghost Show.
[02:35:33]  We're going to head into a new year.
[02:35:36]  Comp you serve chat room.
[02:35:38]  Comp you serve chat room.
[02:35:39]  Hey, I'll even go back farther than that.
[02:35:41]  Does anybody remember WBS.net?
[02:35:45]  You're old school if you remember that.
[02:35:46]  Why do you kill 1,000 Jews at once?
[02:35:49]  Throw a dollar bill off a cliff.
[02:35:51]  Oh, let's not start that now, dude.
[02:35:53]  Come on, this is New Year's Eve.
[02:35:55]  We don't need to start that racist bullshit now, man.
[02:35:58]  All right.
[02:35:59]  You don't need to start that racist shit now.
[02:36:01]  But hey, man, WBS.net, that was a badass fucking little chat community.
[02:36:06]  I remember that one, man.
[02:36:07]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[02:36:08]  Let me go ahead and take a chug.
[02:36:13]  Ugh. Ugh.
[02:36:16]  Good stuff, dude.
[02:36:19]  All right.
[02:36:20]  I'm glad I'm partying with you guys on the New Year's, man.

=== Uncle Boyney Underwear Off (03:35) ===

[02:36:23]  I'm not even joking.
[02:36:24]  I'm glad you guys are chilling with me.
[02:36:25]  I want to, you know, what is this?
[02:36:27]  Patiently waiting.
[02:36:29]  Hey, ghost, quick heads up.
[02:36:31]  Stream just reloaded on me and presented me with a fucking Bernie Sanders ad.
[02:36:36]  What the hell?
[02:36:36]  No idea why your stream is being monetized with Bernie ads that BS Aside Happy New Year.
[02:36:41]  Wait a minute, Bernie Sanders.
[02:36:44]  Wait, I'm not getting any of that Bernie Sanders money.
[02:36:46]  He's buying ad for my fucking show.
[02:36:50]  I'm not receiving a dime of that shit.
[02:36:53]  I'm not receiving a dime of that shit.
[02:36:56]  Hey, Bernie, are you fucking sitting here?
[02:36:58]  Are you buying ad time on my show?
[02:37:00]  Well, let me tell you, Ghost, I am running for president again, and I want to make sure that I make a lot of money this campaign time.
[02:37:10]  The last time I ran for president, I only made about $260 million.
[02:37:17]  I want to make more than that.
[02:37:19]  So what I'm trying to do is have all the people out there that think I'm going to give them something.
[02:37:25]  I want them to give them to me.
[02:37:27]  I want them to take their last pennies they have in their college debt accounts.
[02:37:34]  And I want them to keep contributing to Boyne Sanders.
[02:37:37]  And what I'd like for each and every one of you all to do that are sitting out there that are listening to me, I want you to take whatever monies you got and I want you to send it to the Boyne Sanders campaign.
[02:37:49]  This time around, I want more than $260 million.
[02:37:53]  I want to make it half a billion.
[02:37:56]  So what I'd like everybody out there to do is come on over here and take your underwears off.
[02:38:02]  All right.
[02:38:03]  And keep contributing to Uncle Bony.
[02:38:05]  You know me.
[02:38:06]  It's sweet Uncle Boyne.
[02:38:08]  Come on over here and take your underwears off and keep contributing.
[02:38:12]  That's right.
[02:38:16]  Don't worry about the pants tent.
[02:38:18]  Don't worry about the pants tape.
[02:38:20]  Come on over here and take your underwears off and sicko.
[02:38:23]  Sit on Uncle Boyney's lap and keep contributing.
[02:38:26]  Come on.
[02:38:26]  Keep contributing.
[02:38:30]  That's right.
[02:38:31]  Oh, yeah.
[02:38:32]  You contributed very good.
[02:38:34]  Yeah.
[02:38:34]  Yeah.
[02:38:34]  You feel the boing?
[02:38:36]  Hey?
[02:38:36]  Hey, do you feel the boing?
[02:38:38]  I bet you feel that boing from Uncle Boyney.
[02:38:41]  Come on over here.
[02:38:41]  Come on.
[02:38:42]  Take your underwears off.
[02:38:46]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep going.
[02:38:48]  Don't stop.
[02:38:49]  Keep contributing to Uncle Boyney.
[02:38:51]  Keep going.
[02:38:52]  Hey, hey, hey.
[02:38:54]  In official, Bernie is a better capitalist than Ghost.
[02:39:03]  Stop your shit impression and get on with the award show you free.
[02:39:10]  Don't touch me.
[02:39:11]  Don't touch me.
[02:39:12]  Don't touch Uncle Boyney.
[02:39:14]  DON'T TUNCH ACCO BOINCH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! DON'T TUNCH!
[02:39:22]  I always knew you were a secret.
[02:39:24]  Don't touch me.
[02:39:25]  Now, I want you to clean yourself up and don't tell anybody I told you to take your underwears off.
[02:39:32]  Hey, ghost, happy new year.
[02:39:34]  Let's celebrate the year of Donald Trump.
[02:39:36]  Cheers to you, the engineer.
[02:39:38]  Yeah, thank you very much, Communists for Trump, even though we're not taking any videos, but thank you very much.
[02:39:43]  I appreciate it.
[02:39:46]  Anyway, sorry.
[02:39:47]  I'm sorry y'all had to see Uncle Bernie doing that, but that's what he's doing, all right?
[02:39:52]  All right, so every time you send money to this old son of a bitch, that's what he's doing.
[02:39:56]  You need to buy a fourth home now.

=== Don't Touch Uncle Boyney (15:54) ===

[02:39:58]  All right?
[02:39:59]  So Bernie is a ghost Biden love child.
[02:40:03]  Shut up, Derwicking.
[02:40:04]  All right, shut up.
[02:40:05]  Let me have my smoke.
[02:40:07]  Let me have my smoke and then we'll get back to the ghosties here, okay?
[02:40:11]  And hey, Annis Turtle, nobody gives a shit if you're bored.
[02:40:13]  As a matter of fact, everybody wants me to fucking kick you out of the forum because you're a fucking like 14-year-old spastic tard.
[02:40:20]  The fuck are you talking about?
[02:40:21]  Who gives a shit if you're bored?
[02:40:23]  Here, here's a balloon, you fucking stupid autist.
[02:40:26]  You're my fucking smoke.
[02:40:36]  Gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain.
[02:40:44]  Oh, shit.
[02:40:47]  Oh, God.
[02:40:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:40:55]  Whew. Whew.
[02:40:59]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[02:40:59]  I'm so...
[02:41:00]  I'm sorry.
[02:41:00]  I'm smoking.
[02:41:01]  I'm taking big-ass iron lung hits.
[02:41:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:41:07]  Give me my fucking drink.
[02:41:09]  All right.
[02:41:13]  All right.
[02:41:17]  Let's get back to the ghosties, shall we?
[02:41:20]  Now, put on the game show music engineer.
[02:41:23]  All right, play it.
[02:41:26]  All right, here we go.
[02:41:28]  Let's get back to the ghosties.
[02:41:31]  Now that we have only three more categories left in the ghosties, and these are the most important ones, we have troll of the year, the ghost show, Saturday Night Troll Show fan of the year, and capitalist of the year.
[02:41:48]  So I think what we're going to go with is we're going to go with the Saturday, excuse me, the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show Fan of the Year.
[02:41:58]  Now, this is a very tough category here because we have a bunch of fans out here, dude.
[02:42:03]  I mean, I could name a whole bunch of them.
[02:42:06]  One honorable mention, I must say, is M. Cook.
[02:42:11]  M Cook, who just donated $100 about 30 or 45 minutes ago, who always donates very large sums every time he does donate.
[02:42:21]  And he's been a very good fan for a long time, dude.
[02:42:24]  M Cook has been a fan for many, many years.
[02:42:27]  I do want to say cheers to M Cook.
[02:42:29]  Honorable mention for the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show Fan of the Year's Ghosties 2019.
[02:42:36]  What is it?
[02:42:38]  What is this?
[02:42:39]  302.
[02:42:41]  Ghost Granny did WTC.
[02:42:43]  All right, go shove it up your ass, you idiot.
[02:42:45]  All right.
[02:42:47]  Now, let's go ahead and go to the Saturday Night Troll Show, Fan of the Year.
[02:42:55]  Let's just not even fuck around with it, okay?
[02:42:57]  Now, does anybody have any guesses on who it is?
[02:43:02]  True Capitalist Radio, the Saturday Night Troll Show, excuse me, the Ghost Show fan of the year.
[02:43:08]  My apologies.
[02:43:10]  Anybody got any?
[02:43:11]  Anybody got any idea?
[02:43:14]  All right, we got a few people who are suggesting a couple of things.
[02:43:18]  Folks, fan of the year for 2019 Ghosties for the Ghost Show and the Saturday Night Troll Show is Can't Abuser.
[02:43:30]  Can't Abuser.
[02:43:32]  And let me tell you, Canz Abuser was voted in by a plethora of people.
[02:43:38]  And the reason is, is because Canz Abuser, not only is he number one in everyone who has ever donated to this show, all right, he's top donator.
[02:43:49]  Aside from that, every time we have a show that isn't a part of Yahoo, you see, you got fucking Yahoo in my head.
[02:43:57]  That ain't a part of YouTube.
[02:43:59]  Can't abuser makes sure to relay it.
[02:44:02]  He makes sure to do all that shit.
[02:44:04]  All that shit.
[02:44:06]  All right, so Can's Abuser, fan of the year for the ghost show and the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[02:44:15]  And it seems like everybody is pretty much in consent with it in the chat room.
[02:44:19]  And once again, Can's Abuser, thank you very much, dude, for all that you do for the show.
[02:44:25]  And thank you for all that you do as it relates to not just the ghost show, but the Saturday Night Troll Show as well, dude.
[02:44:33]  All right.
[02:44:34]  God damn it.
[02:44:34]  Anyway, what the hell?
[02:44:35]  What the hell is that?
[02:44:38]  Anyway, thank you, Can's Abuser.
[02:44:40]  Cheers to you.
[02:44:42]  Now we've got two categories left.
[02:44:45]  All right.
[02:44:45]  We've got two categories left.
[02:44:47]  Give me a drink.
[02:44:52]  We've got Troll of the Year.
[02:44:55]  We've got Troll of the Year.
[02:44:58]  Now, I didn't want to give any honorable mentions in this one because any honorable mention would probably be affiliated with this person.
[02:45:08]  So let's go ahead and get to the Game Show Music Again, Engineer.
[02:45:13]  Hold on.
[02:45:14]  What?
[02:45:14]  Magosi Ranham bonus.
[02:45:17]  Damn it.
[02:45:18]  Bernie Sanders is a real piece of shit for this behavior.
[02:45:21]  Ghostler's son donated the copay for his HIV medication to this scammer.
[02:45:26]  Okay, great.
[02:45:26]  Truly deplorable.
[02:45:27]  Avenue Deus Mechanicus at Felissim Anam Novum.
[02:45:31]  Wheelchair symbol.
[02:45:32]  Dude, what's up with all this fucking lack?
[02:45:34]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[02:45:37]  What's up with all this laugh?
[02:45:38]  Wheelchair symbol, All right, let's go ahead and get back to the ghosties here.
[02:45:47]  And once again, troll of the year 2019 ghosties.
[02:45:54]  And I think that this goes without saying, if you want my personal opinion, is the Brit Bong from across the pond, none other than Jackler himself.
[02:46:07]  And the reason that Jackler is troll of the year is because he has been a literal thorn in our side ever since the new beginning of this broadcast on YouTube.
[02:46:20]  So Jackler is troll of the year.
[02:46:23]  And aside from that, I'm going to give you some of the things that Jackler has done in the past.
[02:46:29]  Aside from him doing his internet tomfoolery shenanigans, he has also done things.
[02:46:36]  And I'm just going to throw a couple of things out there.
[02:46:39]  Okay.
[02:46:39]  I'm going to throw a couple of things out there.
[02:46:41]  Turn off the music, okay?
[02:46:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:46:45]  Here is one of the most recent troll exploits by Jackler himself.
[02:46:51]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:46:52]  Here it is.
[02:46:52]  Oh, my God.
[02:46:53]  Of all the people I need to do videos for, this fat handbone is not what I wanted on my list.
[02:47:00]  I mean, just take a look at this boomer.
[02:47:03]  What a lazy piece of shit he is.
[02:47:06]  Can't even do a full day's work without faking the rage.
[02:47:09]  Will people give him money?
[02:47:11]  He makes me sick.
[02:47:13]  No, I refuse.
[02:47:15]  I'm not entertaining this wheelchair pound hard.
[02:47:18]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:47:20]  Get me out!
[02:47:22]  Okay, that's just his most recent exploit.
[02:47:26]  But he's done a lot more than that.
[02:47:29]  Okay, he's done a lot more than that, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:32]  I mean, let's go ahead and look at some of these public service announcements that he paid for himself here or sponsored or whatever the hell it might be.
[02:47:42]  Take a look at this.
[02:47:43]  Take a look at this.
[02:47:44]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:47:45]  Lead a Jackler here.
[02:47:46]  Hello there, Gusler.
[02:47:48]  Why have you been banning people from your chats just because you don't like what they say?
[02:47:53]  Then charging $25 to get them on band.
[02:47:57]  Funny how this Shekho Goblin is cheating free speech in his chat.
[02:48:02]  Classic leftist move.
[02:48:08]  Yeah, you see, this is the kind of shit Jackler does, dude.
[02:48:12]  Thank you for listening.
[02:48:15]  That's the kind of shit Jackler does.
[02:48:18]  And look, this is not the only one by this guy.
[02:48:21]  He's got like a fucking bunch of them that he got from this guy.
[02:48:24]  Look at the $300 for ghost shit.
[02:48:29]  What a fucking hater.
[02:48:30]  What a hater, dude.
[02:48:32]  What a fucking hater, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:34]  Anyway, look at it.
[02:48:35]  Public service.
[02:48:36]  Public service announcements.
[02:48:38]  Hello there, Gusler.
[02:48:39]  All right, hold on, hold on, put it back.
[02:48:41]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[02:48:43]  Here it is.
[02:48:43]  Look at this shit.
[02:48:44]  Hello, there Ghostler.
[02:48:45]  I heard you almost died from eating the autism fruit known as spaghetti.
[02:48:50]  Next up, stop being a fat humbun and just throw away all the leftovers.
[02:48:58]  This was a public service announcement from Jackla.
[02:49:05]  I mean, seriously.
[02:49:06]  Long live the outer circle.
[02:49:09]  The outer circle.
[02:49:11]  And this guy's saluting the audience.
[02:49:13]  Always remember.
[02:49:16]  Type cup to ban Captain Desi.
[02:49:20]  Ah, come on.
[02:49:22]  I mean, do y'all remember this stuff?
[02:49:24]  What Jackler has done, man.
[02:49:27]  This is what Jackler has done.
[02:49:29]  I mean, just throughout the whole goddamn year.
[02:49:32]  Okay?
[02:49:34]  One more by Tyrone, for Christ's sake.
[02:49:36]  All right, one more there.
[02:49:38]  I'm not joking.
[02:49:40]  This is what Jackler's done, man.
[02:49:42]  Look!
[02:49:42]  Hello there, Ghostler.
[02:49:44]  I heard you almost died from eating the autism fruit.
[02:49:46]  Look at that.
[02:49:51]  Oh, great.
[02:49:52]  Thank you very much.
[02:49:52]  I appreciate it.
[02:49:53]  You're real good.
[02:49:55]  Forget you.
[02:49:56]  Next time, stop being a fat humbun and just throw away all the leftovers.
[02:50:02]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:03]  That's not funny.
[02:50:04]  This was a public service announcement from Jackla.
[02:50:11]  Thank you for listening.
[02:50:12]  Long live the outer circle.
[02:50:14]  Type cap to ban Captain Dessey.
[02:50:17]  Not even an honorable mention in any category?
[02:50:20]  Kind of ungrateful.
[02:50:21]  You don't deserve any four-foot diameter plastic tools.
[02:50:25]  Dude, autism, you're an annoying fuck, dude.
[02:50:29]  Happy New Year.
[02:50:30]  Congratulations to the people by the way, maybe going to Israel or Iraq for a security contract light of all of the recent shit as of late.
[02:50:39]  Oh, shit, man.
[02:50:39]  Well, stay safe out there.
[02:50:41]  Kick some ass.
[02:50:42]  I know you're a real badass in real life, so it's all good, man.
[02:50:46]  So, like I said, man, stay fucking safe out there.
[02:50:49]  It's good to hear from you.
[02:50:51]  One more by Jackler, okay?
[02:50:54]  One more by Jackler.
[02:50:56]  Because this is what Jackler's done.
[02:50:58]  That's why he is troll of the year, Ghosties 2019.
[02:51:03]  Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
[02:51:05]  Play it.
[02:51:05]  Who else have we got here?
[02:51:07]  We got The Jackler Radio Graffiti.
[02:51:19]  Fat man in a troll man's chat.
[02:51:22]  He's got trouble.
[02:51:24]  Hackler wouldn't have a majority of his trolls without me.
[02:51:28]  This is why his country is being overran by time.
[02:51:31]  Oh, what?
[02:51:31]  Now, Duva Dude wants some credit.
[02:51:33]  Long live Outer Series.
[02:51:35]  Now Duva Dude wants some of the credit for Christ's sake.
[02:51:38]  Come on, Duva.
[02:51:40]  Come on, look.
[02:51:41]  If I still had Best Black in the category, you'd be the best black.
[02:51:45]  We can't do that because we're on YouTube now.
[02:51:48]  And YouTube is a little bit fucking politically correct.
[02:51:51]  And we don't want to get kicked off YouTube, okay?
[02:51:54]  But if we still had the best category, you'd be best black, all right?
[02:51:58]  Just Jesus Christ.
[02:51:59]  Play Jackler's fucking shit.
[02:52:02]  The Jackler Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:13]  Fat man in a troll man's chat.
[02:52:17]  He's got trouble.
[02:52:21]  Get in his way.
[02:52:22]  He's gonna flatten you.
[02:52:24]  Taking over.
[02:52:27]  He can write his real chat.
[02:52:30]  Take two sheckles from his chat room.
[02:52:34]  For he's fat, bold, scared of nothing.
[02:52:39]  Yeah.
[02:52:41]  He's a boss.
[02:52:42]  They call him boss.
[02:52:44]  He's a boss.
[02:52:46]  Boss Ghostla.
[02:52:48]  He's a boss.
[02:52:49]  They call him boss.
[02:52:51]  He's a boss.
[02:52:53]  Boss Ghostla.
[02:52:54]  Fucking nigger jigaboo.
[02:52:56]  Me gurdy gers.
[02:52:58]  Black me car.
[02:52:59]  Nee gers.
[02:53:01]  Danny gers.
[02:53:02]  Ni gers.
[02:53:03]  Mr. Nigger.
[02:53:05]  Ah, damn it.
[02:53:06]  Don't be a nigger.
[02:53:08]  Bos.
[02:53:09]  They call him boss.
[02:53:11]  They call him boss.
[02:53:13]  Boss Ghostla.
[02:53:15]  He's so boss.
[02:53:17]  They call him boss.
[02:53:18]  They call him boss.
[02:53:20]  Boss Ghostla.
[02:53:22]  Boss.
[02:53:24]  I call them balls.
[02:53:25]  I call them.
[02:53:26]  Yeah, hey, by the way, the fucking N-words and all that bullshit that was just being played, that's a bunch of shit.
[02:53:32]  All right, that right there is that that was fucking spliced by Jackler.
[02:53:37]  That had nothing to do with me.
[02:53:39]  These people splice me, making me say shit.
[02:53:42]  I don't, I never fucking said, dude.
[02:53:44]  I never fucking said that shit.
[02:53:45]  So anyway, once again, troll of the year 2019 Ghosties goes to Jackler.
[02:53:53]  Now, I'm glad that there's a general consensus agreeing with me, but there's another portion that is saying that it's rigged or some kind of bullshit.
[02:54:02]  This was voted on, dude.
[02:54:04]  All right, that's why I told people to go to the forum and, you know, give your thoughts on who you believe was the nominees for the Ghosties.
[02:54:13]  And constantly for Troll of the Year, I saw Jackler for Christ's sake, man.
[02:54:16]  So I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about.
[02:54:19]  I'm telling you, you guys are never fucking happy for Christ's sake, man.
[02:54:23]  Anyway, we're down to the last category of the Ghosties 2019.
[02:54:29]  And by the way, we're about, what are we about, almost 20 minutes from New Year's New York City from the ball dropping and shit.
[02:54:40]  So let's go ahead.
[02:54:42]  Let's get some more beer.
[02:54:46]  And let's move on with the damn ghosties, shall we?
[02:54:51]  Woo!
[02:54:53]  Anyway, and one thing, what is this?
[02:54:59]  If you're going to honor Jackler, you really ought to play his cocked video.
[02:55:02]  Don't hug Ghost He's Scared.
[02:55:04]  One of his finest, you hambone.
[02:55:06]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, dude.
[02:55:08]  All right.
[02:55:09]  You know, one thing that I do like that Jackler did cover, and he did put his part of his up or his downloads there is, hold on, let me see if I can find it.
[02:55:23]  I got to go to his fucking, hold on, I got to go to his channel to find it.
[02:55:26]  Hold on just a second.
[02:55:30]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:55:32]  It's this one right here.
[02:55:33]  I remember one time I was a little inebriated and I decided to do an impromptu troll show song.
[02:55:42]  And I thought it was all right.
[02:55:44]  I thought it was pretty good.
[02:55:45]  I'm glad that he put it down for posterity.
[02:55:49]  Is this it?
[02:55:50]  No, this is not it.
[02:55:50]  Hold on just a second.
[02:55:51]  I'm about to find it.

=== Troll Of The Year Jackler (04:43) ===

[02:55:52]  Don't be sitting here talking garbage to me.
[02:55:56]  Where is it?
[02:55:59]  Watch!
[02:56:01]  You should give Dova underscore dude more credit.
[02:56:04]  Jackler basically leeches off of him.
[02:56:07]  Oh, is that for real?
[02:56:10]  Is that legit?
[02:56:12]  Is Duva the real talent behind Jackler?
[02:56:15]  Is that it?
[02:56:16]  I mean, you know, because I don't know the story.
[02:56:19]  I don't know the whole fucking story out here.
[02:56:21]  Is that what people are saying?
[02:56:22]  That Duva Dude is the guy that's the brains behind Jackler?
[02:56:29]  Because that would make a little bit of, that would make things different.
[02:56:34]  You know, that would make things different because then I would have to probably strip the troll of the year from Jackler if Duva is like the, anyway, never mind.
[02:56:46]  We're not doing that.
[02:56:46]  I doubt that that's the case.
[02:56:48]  I think it's just people causing drama for Christ's sake.
[02:56:51]  And we don't need none of that right now.
[02:56:53]  All right, everybody.
[02:56:54]  So no more drama.
[02:56:55]  Save the drama for Obama and your dumbass single whore mama because we don't want to hear that shit, dude.
[02:57:03]  So everybody just calm your ass fucking down for Christ's sake.
[02:57:06]  All right, troll of the year, Ghosties 2019, it's Jackler.
[02:57:11]  Even though, you know, allegedly Duva Dude is the brains or the fucking joke writer or whatever.
[02:57:18]  Whatever.
[02:57:19]  Whatever it is.
[02:57:21]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:57:24]  Ghost, this is your granny.
[02:57:25]  Yeah.
[02:57:26]  I'm sorry.
[02:57:27]  I did WTC.
[02:57:28]  I'm Muhammad Adahir.
[02:57:30]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:57:31]  Real fucking funny, you idiot.
[02:57:33]  All right, you stupid, dumb jerk off.
[02:57:35]  They're both on the Jackler show every time, but Jackler always calls it Jackler Show.
[02:57:40]  Never Dova and Jackler or something like that.
[02:57:44]  Dova is Jackler's little nigger slave, basically.
[02:57:48]  Dude, no, come on, dude.
[02:57:49]  Let's not.
[02:57:50]  Anyway, forget about it.
[02:57:51]  I can't find it.
[02:57:52]  Let's not.
[02:57:52]  Let's not go there, dude.
[02:57:54]  You see, now we're getting into some fucking drama, and we don't need that shit just because of the ghosties, dude.
[02:58:00]  All right, come on.
[02:58:02]  All right, look, Jackler is troll of the year.
[02:58:05]  All right.
[02:58:05]  I don't know.
[02:58:06]  I don't know if this is true or not.
[02:58:08]  Hey, Duva, dude, you're in the chat room.
[02:58:10]  Is this true?
[02:58:11]  I mean, because I have to know for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:58:14]  Because Jackler's Troll of the Year 2019.
[02:58:16]  What is this?
[02:58:19]  Hey, what is this?
[02:58:19]  Ghosties for Best Mexican.
[02:58:22]  And now, folks, the Ghostie winner for Best Mexican of the Year is the Pet Mexican.
[02:58:27]  All you guys in chat type Pet Mex if you agree.
[02:58:31]  And congratulations to the Pet Mexican for winning Best Mexican.
[02:58:35]  Arriba Essay.
[02:58:37]  Let's put some Muva Colita and dance.
[02:58:41]  All right.
[02:58:42]  We get it, for Christ's sake.
[02:58:43]  Anyway, I'm looking for Duva, dude.
[02:58:45]  Is this for real, dude?
[02:58:47]  Is this for real?
[02:58:48]  He says, yes, it's very true.
[02:58:49]  Aw, dude.
[02:58:50]  I'd buy that for you.
[02:58:52]  Oh, man.
[02:58:53]  I think this is the song you're looking for.
[02:58:55]  Well, thank you, my cock.
[02:58:57]  I appreciate it.
[02:58:58]  I tell you, I got to do is let my cock go to work and he'll get the job done.
[02:59:03]  You know, all I got to do is let my cock do the work and it gets the job done like a motherfucker.
[02:59:07]  Yeah, here it is.
[02:59:08]  Thank you very much.
[02:59:10]  We are all trolls now.
[02:59:13]  In the ghost show.
[02:59:16]  We're all trolls now.
[02:59:19]  In the ghost show.
[02:59:21]  It's like everybody's a troll in the ghost show.
[02:59:27]  It's a troll.
[02:59:30]  It's a troll show.
[02:59:32]  It's lots of trolls.
[02:59:38]  The ones that fuck your life.
[02:59:43]  The ones that put your names on bathhouses.
[02:59:48]  Review.
[02:59:50]  And they fuck your mind.
[02:59:54]  We're all trolls now.
[02:59:57]  In the ghost show.
[02:59:59]  We're all trolls now.
[03:00:02]  In the ghost show.
[03:00:06]  Get them right.
[03:00:07]  That's pretty good stuff.
[03:00:08]  Surprise, butt sex.
[03:00:13]  You can tell I was pretty inebriated at that point.
[03:00:15]  All right.
[03:00:16]  Let's get back to the ghosties here because we have one more category and I'd like to get to it before we hit midnight on the East Coast, okay?
[03:00:26]  So anyway, let's go ahead and put the music back on and let's go ahead and go for our last category, Ghosties 2019.

=== Capitalist Of The Year (02:23) ===

[03:00:36]  The category is Capitalist of the Year.
[03:00:41]  Capitalist of the Year.
[03:00:42]  What is this, Frank Bird?
[03:00:43]  Happy 2020 Ghost from Smokey Sydney.
[03:00:46]  Congrats to all the winners of the ghosties.
[03:00:48]  I know it's a little late, but I put a new award for ungrateful Instagram thought of the year.
[03:00:53]  Oh yeah?
[03:00:54]  I donate to you many times under different names, but really enjoy the show.
[03:00:59]  Hey, well, thank you very much there, Frank Bird.
[03:01:01]  I do appreciate it.
[03:01:03]  And we'll definitely take that possibly next year, dude.
[03:01:06]  The next Ghosties here.
[03:01:07]  So thank you very much.
[03:01:08]  Cheers to you.
[03:01:10]  Capitalist of the Year.
[03:01:12]  Let's go ahead and go ahead and get to it, shall we?
[03:01:16]  All right.
[03:01:17]  Now, this was a very tough one to choose from.
[03:01:21]  So I'm going to go ahead and put an honorable mention.
[03:01:25]  An honorable mention is Ashley, who just donated.
[03:01:30]  And the reason I say Ashley is because she's not only a part of the inner circle, but Ashley has over a hundred, I'm not going to say the exact number, but over $100,000 of assets in stocks alone, okay?
[03:01:46]  This is Jackler's clock.
[03:01:47]  In stocks alone.
[03:01:48]  Sova masterminded it, of course.
[03:01:50]  I'm sure you'll remember this masterpiece.
[03:01:53]  Not too late to give me an award.
[03:01:55]  What award?
[03:01:58]  You're the most annoying autist of the year, okay?
[03:02:01]  Jesus Christ.
[03:02:02]  Anyway, as I stated, Ashley's got over $100,000 in stock assets alone and built a lot of that and the value of that this year.
[03:02:14]  So I got to give props to her.
[03:02:16]  Honorable mention for Capitalist of the Year.
[03:02:19]  Another honorable mention I would like to mention is Twilly Atkins.
[03:02:23]  I don't want to get too personal into Twilly Atkins, but she's making major money moves that could potentially put her into a very different socioeconomic strata.
[03:02:35]  And, you know, I do want to say I hope that she is successful.
[03:02:40]  And I hope that, you know, she is all that she can be in the next venture she is going to go through in her life.
[03:02:49]  And let's go ahead and let's go ahead and get to one more honorable mention.
[03:02:57]  One more honorable mention, okay?

=== Squat King Side Businesses (06:24) ===

[03:02:59]  And this one right here is a man by the name of Squat King.
[03:03:04]  Now, Squat King is a member of the inner circle, also a listener to the broadcast.
[03:03:09]  This is a gentleman who moved from his very small town in Canadia, some small town that's got like maybe about 5,000 people living in it, and went to the big city in Canada.
[03:03:22]  And the reason he did it was because he listened to the broadcast and heard old ghost say, go out and make your own money moves.
[03:03:30]  Go out and get your own place.
[03:03:32]  So he made that move.
[03:03:33]  And unfortunately for him, when he got to the new city, his job that he was going to be dependent on kind of fell through and he was jobless.
[03:03:45]  So instead of crying and panicking and not knowing what to do, he went out and found himself the nearest sales job and became a commission salesman.
[03:04:00]  And now the son of a bitch is making $1,000 a week, living lavish, all right, buying fucking badass threads, you know, taking his girl out to fucking five-star restaurants.
[03:04:16]  And by the way, Squat King, his girlfriend is blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie.
[03:04:22]  And how was he able to get a blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie?
[03:04:25]  He's got fucking money!
[03:04:28]  He's a salesman.
[03:04:29]  He's got his own place.
[03:04:31]  He's got his own car for Christ's sake.
[03:04:33]  Are you kidding me?
[03:04:36]  And this is in Canadia.
[03:04:38]  And I'm talking about a thousand-a-week take-home.
[03:04:41]  That's after the fucking 60% taxes they take away from you in Canadia.
[03:04:47]  Remember, this is fucking socialist Canadia.
[03:04:50]  You know what I mean?
[03:04:52]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:04:54]  What are you talking about?
[03:04:56]  You're fucking kidding me.
[03:04:57]  What?
[03:04:58]  I'm saying the honorable mention for Squat King here.
[03:05:02]  Anyway, Squat King decided that, you know, he was not going to let, you know, the adverse conditions make him go back to his old hometown with his tail between his legs.
[03:05:15]  So now the guy is living it up, living lavish, and I'm very proud of him because the guy's making the most money he ever made in his life.
[03:05:25]  And the reason is because he figured it out.
[03:05:28]  All right, he figured it out.
[03:05:30]  What is this?
[03:05:31]  Turn this out.
[03:05:32]  What is this?
[03:05:32]  Ghost, I'm paying actual money to tell you that you have full support of the Bronies.
[03:05:37]  Oh, great.
[03:05:37]  I will send you a Bernie Sanders body pillow for light settlement.
[03:05:41]  I fantasize about uniting an Alex Jones Eye on the Bohemian Grove altar.
[03:05:46]  Jesus Christ.
[03:05:47]  Happy New Year.
[03:05:47]  All right.
[03:05:49]  Anyway, let me continue on.
[03:05:51]  All right.
[03:05:52]  Capitalist of the year this year for the Ghosties 2019 is Donald Trump.
[03:06:02]  Alright, don't lie.
[03:06:09]  I'm kidding.
[03:06:10]  I'm kidding.
[03:06:12]  I'm fucking kidding.
[03:06:14]  I'm kidding.
[03:06:15]  All right.
[03:06:16]  I knew you.
[03:06:18]  I knew you guys were going to get pissed off.
[03:06:20]  That's why I said it.
[03:06:22]  That's not the winner, okay?
[03:06:24]  It's not the fucking winner, okay?
[03:06:27]  All right.
[03:06:28]  The winner for Capitalist of the Year is Ghost of the Ghost Show.
[03:06:36]  I'm just, I'm kidding.
[03:06:38]  I'm kidding.
[03:06:40]  I'm kidding.
[03:06:40]  Here, let me pour a beer first.
[03:06:43]  I'm kidding, dude.
[03:06:44]  I'm joking, all right?
[03:06:45]  I'm doing that on purpose because you fuckers like to troll me, all right?
[03:06:51]  All right, let's go ahead.
[03:06:54]  Put the music back in the beginning there, engineer, all right?
[03:06:57]  All right, now let's get it.
[03:06:59]  This is the serious one here.
[03:07:00]  This is the serious one here, okay?
[03:07:02]  Capitalist of the year, Ghosties 2019, Ghost 2.
[03:07:08]  The winner is Distilling Capitalist, baby.
[03:07:16]  Distilling fucking capitalist.
[03:07:19]  Now, I don't know if you guys know Distilling, but Distilling, if you knew him, you know, kind of went through adversity.
[03:07:28]  And not only is he on top right now financially, but he has got, he's got his life.
[03:07:33]  He's in control of his life.
[03:07:36]  He's in control of his life.
[03:07:38]  And the guy works countless hours and is still able to fulfill his obligations as a man, as a significant other, etc.
[03:07:50]  So, once again, folks, the winner for Capitalist of the Year goes to Distilling Capitalist.
[03:07:58]  And I'm telling you, man, the guy went from not having a job because of some stupid bureaucratic mix up to being gainfully employed and not only making money at his current job, which is wrangling targe or wrangling autist or some shit, but he also does side work, folks.
[03:08:19]  He fixes computers for an extra couple of bucks, all right?
[03:08:22]  He has a couple of side businesses that he has to make a couple of extra bucks.
[03:08:30]  And amidst all that, he is a father and he still has enough time to party.
[03:08:37]  So the guy's going 100 miles an hour.
[03:08:40]  I wish more American males were like Distilling Capitalist.
[03:08:45]  And the honorable mentions, by the way.
[03:08:48]  So cheers to Distilling Capitalist.
[03:08:51]  This is to you, Capitalist of the Year, Ghosties 2019.
[03:08:58]  And that's it, folks.
[03:08:59]  That concludes the Ghosties 2019.
[03:09:04]  And by the way, anybody who want a ghostie, you could easily contact me by giving me your address via the feedback area on ghost.report.
[03:09:15]  Okay?
[03:09:16]  You can just send me the address of who you are, or you can send me the address if you've donated to me at the email address there.

=== Cheers To New Decade (15:01) ===

[03:09:24]  All right, what is this?
[03:09:26]  Democrats are going to ruin the new year?
[03:09:28]  I don't think so.
[03:09:29]  I don't think so.
[03:09:30]  Jarvis, Jarvis, Jamar, Lamar.
[03:09:33]  Anyway, folks, that is it for the Ghosties.
[03:09:37]  And I think we're five minutes away, okay?
[03:09:41]  I think we're five minutes away from New York hitting New Year's.
[03:09:45]  Congrats to all the winners of the Ghosties.
[03:09:47]  Remember to vote us for best company next year.
[03:09:50]  Hyperion Corporation.
[03:09:52]  The Hyperion Corporation.
[03:09:54]  All right, there's Distilling.
[03:09:56]  Thanks so much, everyone.
[03:09:57]  I am actually out working right now.
[03:10:00]  Cheers and GX.
[03:10:01]  Yeah, I'm sure, dude.
[03:10:02]  I'm sure you're working your ass off, and you deserve it, too, dude.
[03:10:05]  Because let me tell you, if you knew his story, dude, you know, anyone in America would have cracked and started crying and not knowing what to do.
[03:10:15]  But this man, he fucking took it upon himself to fucking figure it out, and he figured it the fuck out.
[03:10:20]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[03:10:22]  All right, he figured it out.
[03:10:24]  I'm telling you, I fucking, I think distilling is what every male in the United States needs to achieve.
[03:10:30]  Now, anyway, we're about two minutes and 51 seconds from the New York, the New York Times Square ball falling in New York City.
[03:10:39]  Now, I'd like to show you the restreaming of what's going on on Times Square's channel on YouTube.
[03:10:46]  Put the PC shot.
[03:10:48]  Here it is.
[03:10:49]  Who is this guy?
[03:10:51]  Who in the hell is this guy?
[03:10:53]  And why is he singing in Times Square with fucking less than two and a half minutes left?
[03:10:59]  Look at this fucking stupid.
[03:11:01]  Why does he turn the volume down on that soup?
[03:11:04]  You know what I mean?
[03:11:06]  Why does he turn the volume down on that fucking suit for Christ's sake?
[03:11:12]  Oh, my.
[03:11:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:11:15]  Let's turn this shit off.
[03:11:17]  All right, we're just going to three minutes until 2020.
[03:11:21]  Three minutes until 2020.
[03:11:22]  Actually, it's two minutes.
[03:11:24]  It's actually one minute and 57 seconds.
[03:11:28]  I don't want to hear John Lennon's communist song, dude.
[03:11:30]  I don't want to hear it, okay?
[03:11:31]  So we're just looking at what's going on here.
[03:11:34]  This guy, I don't know who this bald guy is.
[03:11:37]  This guy looks like Freddie Mercury's glory hole server.
[03:11:40]  I don't know who the fuck this is.
[03:11:42]  All right.
[03:11:43]  But let's see this.
[03:11:44]  Let's see.
[03:11:45]  Look at the people at Times Square that have been camping out for about fucking, what is it, 15 to 24 hours that you got to camp out there to save your spot?
[03:11:55]  All right, here it is.
[03:11:56]  A minute and 26 seconds.
[03:11:58]  We'll come back to this, folks, okay?
[03:12:00]  Folks in the East Coast that are listening in, I want to say happy new year to you guys.
[03:12:05]  You're about to enter in not only a new year, but a new decade.
[03:12:09]  And this decade is going to blow the two decades previous out of the water.
[03:12:14]  Why?
[03:12:14]  We've got Donald Trump.
[03:12:16]  That's why.
[03:12:17]  All right, here we go, folks.
[03:12:19]  Here we go.
[03:12:21]  There's that fucking commie mayor de Blasio, which needs to be removed as mayor of New York City.
[03:12:27]  But here we go, folks.
[03:12:29]  One minute, less than a minute, 53 seconds, and counting down.
[03:12:34]  Cheers to everybody in the East Coast right now.
[03:12:37]  We're headed into a new decade.
[03:12:40]  We're headed into a new decade.
[03:12:43]  Best trolled, me and Art Hammond.
[03:12:45]  All right, Duva Dude.
[03:12:46]  Cheers to Duva Dude.
[03:12:48]  36 seconds left.
[03:12:50]  Captain Hook, India is going to be a superpower in a few minutes.
[03:12:54]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[03:12:56]  Anyway, here we go, folks.
[03:12:58]  And I guess this is the Oriental contingent that somebody was just complaining about.
[03:13:02]  15 seconds.
[03:13:03]  We're headed into a new decade, man.
[03:13:06]  The past means nothing.
[03:13:08]  We're headed into the future.
[03:13:11]  2020, the clear year.
[03:13:14]  The perfect vision.
[03:13:16]  Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
[03:13:23]  Happy New Year.
[03:13:28]  Happy New Year, baby.
[03:13:31]  It's here on the East Coast.
[03:13:33]  Happy fucking new year.
[03:13:35]  It's a brand new year and I've already.
[03:13:37]  Oh, my God.
[03:13:39]  Engineer.
[03:13:40]  GX in the chat, baby.
[03:13:42]  And happy new year to ghosts.
[03:13:45]  And look at this.
[03:13:46]  A new year, same racism, dude.
[03:13:48]  Come on, it's New Year's, man.
[03:13:50]  Happy New Year.
[03:13:53]  2020 is here.
[03:13:55]  Let me be the first person to tell you, fuck off in 2020.
[03:13:59]  Yeah, yeah, thank you.
[03:14:00]  Yeah, thank you, Autism.
[03:14:02]  Yeah.
[03:14:02]  And you wonder why you weren't nominated for shit.
[03:14:06]  Listen, last tip of the decade, Dickie Boy.
[03:14:11]  Oh, man, dude.
[03:14:14]  All right, all right.
[03:14:15]  It's a new year.
[03:14:17]  New decade, folks.
[03:14:19]  Remember, whatever was bothering you in the past, whatever was prohibiting you from being all you can be, just let that go.
[03:14:27]  Not only is it a new year, it's a new decade.
[03:14:30]  You can get blondies like this.
[03:14:32]  Put it in your head that you're going to get blonde hair, blue-eyed bimbos like this swinging from your sack.
[03:14:37]  Why?
[03:14:38]  Because you're going to be a better person.
[03:14:39]  Because you're going to be a better capitalist, etc.
[03:14:42]  Here's to another shitty year of the Ghost Show and shitty 20 by 20.
[03:14:45]  Yeah, all right.
[03:14:46]  Thanks a lot, Dark Memagician.
[03:14:48]  Come on, dude.
[03:14:48]  Come on.
[03:14:49]  It's a new year.
[03:14:52]  Hey, look, here's Khabib Nagamarov.
[03:14:53]  Death to the USA and Israel 2020 to 2030.
[03:14:57]  Come on, dude.
[03:15:00]  Come on.
[03:15:01]  Stop being a sour puss.
[03:15:04]  It's a new year.
[03:15:06]  It's a new decade, baby.
[03:15:09]  Happy New Year to everybody who's putting GX in the chat.
[03:15:12]  Raptorade, Red Eyes, Black Dragon.
[03:15:16]  Happy New Year.
[03:15:17]  Take that fucking idiot off the screen.
[03:15:20]  Damn right, baby.
[03:15:22]  You're goddamn right.
[03:15:24]  Happy New Year to everybody in the East Coast.
[03:15:26]  Captain Hook.
[03:15:27]  Happy fucking new year, Ghost Club.
[03:15:28]  You're damn right.
[03:15:30]  Fat Man 1945.
[03:15:32]  You're damn right.
[03:15:34]  Cheers to Fat Man 1945.
[03:15:37]  Ghost is strong.
[03:15:38]  Maybe you'll lose your virginity this year.
[03:15:41]  Oh, shut up, you asshole.
[03:15:43]  Lost my virginity a long time ago.
[03:15:45]  I'll tell you that right now.
[03:15:47]  Cheers to Black Worm, Jackler, Vincent 445, Clogger, Neo Shot, Real One Evidence, Chad Poopner Griffin, Maximus, Stephen Langford, Adel Sausages, Noble Savage, Admiral in the house, Sneakiest Chameleon, Jay Venom, Moonman.
[03:16:09]  We got Captain Hook.
[03:16:11]  We got Roxy Reyes.
[03:16:13]  Mr. BN King.
[03:16:14]  What's up, dude?
[03:16:15]  King Fatah.
[03:16:17]  Red Pill Acolyte.
[03:16:18]  Good to hear from you, dude.
[03:16:19]  PSN Parker Place.
[03:16:21]  Art Hammond.
[03:16:22]  Prince in the house.
[03:16:23]  Juicy Jibwit.
[03:16:25]  Kareem Nagamarov.
[03:16:26]  Hey, where's Tim McCrabb?
[03:16:28]  Cheers to Tim McCrabb, too, even though he's a little bit on the jehooty side.
[03:16:32]  TN Apostle, Barry Blackberry, it's Jake.
[03:16:37]  Mika Hester.
[03:16:39]  And there's Derwicking.
[03:16:40]  Hail Victory 2020.
[03:16:42]  Take a shot with you.
[03:16:43]  I'll take a shot with you.
[03:16:46]  I'll take a fucking shot.
[03:16:48]  Where's my shot glass?
[03:16:50]  It's a new year.
[03:16:51]  It's a new decade.
[03:16:54]  It's Trump Country.
[03:16:56]  Trump 2020, hands down.
[03:16:58]  Let me go ahead and go ahead and pour out another shot, baby.
[03:17:01]  Oh, man.
[03:17:02]  We're partying in here, baby.
[03:17:04]  A new year, a new decade, a new time, a clear path in sight because it's year 2020, baby.
[03:17:12]  It's year 2020.
[03:17:15]  All right.
[03:17:16]  Cheers to each and every one of you, whether you like me, whether you hate me.
[03:17:19]  I appreciate you spending time with me here on New Year's Eve and bringing in the new year with yours truly, baby.
[03:17:27]  Cheers, all right?
[03:17:29]  Happy New Year.
[03:17:30]  Eat my ass faggots.
[03:17:32]  Bill, what the fuck, dude?
[03:17:34]  Come on.
[03:17:36]  It's New Year's Eve.
[03:17:37]  It's New Year.
[03:17:38]  Why are you acting like such a prick?
[03:17:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:17:45]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there, man.
[03:17:47]  All right.
[03:17:48]  All right.
[03:17:48]  That's enough of this.
[03:17:49]  Take this fucking shit out.
[03:17:50]  I don't see DeBlasio's ugly communist face.
[03:17:53]  All right.
[03:17:53]  Cheers to everybody out there, baby.
[03:17:55]  It is a new year, a new decade, and I'm loving it, baby.
[03:18:00]  Now, it still isn't the new year for us out here at the Ghost Show Studios.
[03:18:04]  It's about 11:05 out here, but I'm glad you folks out there in the East Coast are celebrating New Year's with yours truly.
[03:18:12]  And this shot is for you.
[03:18:13]  And Derwicking, by the way, cheers to you, man.
[03:18:16]  You wanted a shot?
[03:18:17]  Here you go.
[03:18:18]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[03:18:21]  Let's shoot it.
[03:18:27]  Ah.
[03:18:28]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[03:18:30]  Woo.
[03:18:32]  All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of some beer, baby.
[03:18:35]  I want to get a little buzz going on.
[03:18:37]  I want to get a decent drunken stupor going on.
[03:18:42]  God is the greatest.
[03:18:44]  Death to America.
[03:18:45]  There's Tim McCram on the Jews glory to Islam death to radio graffiti boys death to radio graffiti Oh, there you go.
[03:18:54]  All right.
[03:18:54]  I'll tell you what we're going to do.
[03:18:55]  People are asking if we can do shout-outs.
[03:18:57]  We'll go ahead and do shout-outs right now.
[03:18:59]  We'll do a little bit of shout-outs for people out there that are listening in.
[03:19:04]  Episode 129.
[03:19:06]  For you folks that don't know, sign up to the ghost.report forum.
[03:19:11]  And how you do that is you type in ghost.report right there in your browser right there.
[03:19:16]  You type in ghost.report.
[03:19:18]  And once you do, you want to click ghost forum right here and sign up.
[03:19:23]  It's free to sign up for the forums.
[03:19:24]  It's not a big deal.
[03:19:26]  All right.
[03:19:26]  And here is where you want to go.
[03:19:28]  You want to go to the ghost show and you want to hit this post right here, this thread right here.
[03:19:33]  1231 episode 129 shout outs.
[03:19:37]  And that's what we're going to do here.
[03:19:38]  All right.
[03:19:39]  Here we go.
[03:19:39]  Let's go ahead.
[03:19:40]  Let's go to the first one for Christ's sake.
[03:19:42]  I can already see this.
[03:19:43]  Here we go.
[03:19:44]  We're going to start with shout outs right now for New Year's, baby.
[03:19:49]  Now, here's the shout-outs poster.
[03:19:51]  There's Flaming Creations.
[03:19:52]  Happy one-year anniversary to the Ghost Show.
[03:19:55]  Thank you for coming back and starting this new show.
[03:19:58]  While some won't admit it, I'm sure most of us greatly appreciate all you've done for us.
[03:20:02]  Here's to a great 2020.
[03:20:04]  Cheers and GX.
[03:20:06]  All right.
[03:20:06]  Thank you very much, man.
[03:20:08]  All right.
[03:20:08]  Here's Mr. Bob Tom, GX.
[03:20:10]  What up, ghosts?
[03:20:11]  Happy New Year's to a decade.
[03:20:12]  New decade.
[03:20:13]  Hold on just a second.
[03:20:16]  Same shit, different year.
[03:20:18]  So it's 2020.
[03:20:19]  So what happens after Trump?
[03:20:21]  All right.
[03:20:21]  What happens after Trump?
[03:20:23]  Huh?
[03:20:23]  Democrats and their liberal army would just shut up, asshole.
[03:20:26]  Peace among people as communist propaganda.
[03:20:29]  What?
[03:20:29]  You can't.
[03:20:30]  Your accusations are baseless, you retarded old man.
[03:20:33]  Wait a minute.
[03:20:34]  Happy Jew year.
[03:20:36]  Explain how a song that speaks of peace among people is communist propaganda.
[03:20:41]  I'm talking about fucking.
[03:20:42]  Do you hear the fucking lyrics?
[03:20:44]  Have you read the lyrics to the fucking imagine?
[03:20:47]  He's talking about communism, you idiot.
[03:20:51]  Imagine there's no heaven.
[03:20:54]  It's easy if you try.
[03:20:58]  Imagine no possessions.
[03:21:02]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:21:03]  That's communism, you fucking dickhead.
[03:21:06]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:21:08]  You're a fucking moron.
[03:21:09]  All right, put the PC shot back on.
[03:21:12]  Anyway, it took a little quick video of my chat, my cat Ben, excuse me.
[03:21:17]  You can see it if you want to.
[03:21:19]  He was under his tent, and he likes to go under there sometimes.
[03:21:23]  The thing is, though, he hasn't been eating as much as he used to.
[03:21:26]  He lost some weight ever since he got diagnosed.
[03:21:29]  And yeah, I know, man.
[03:21:30]  I know how it is, dude.
[03:21:31]  That sucks.
[03:21:32]  That sucks.
[03:21:33]  Just, you know, just appreciate the time you have with him, dude.
[03:21:37]  We've talked about this before, dude.
[03:21:38]  We talked about this before, man.
[03:21:40]  All right, but happy new year.
[03:21:42]  He's here with you in the new year.
[03:21:43]  So cheers, dude.
[03:21:45]  Keem Scares, this idiot.
[03:21:47]  GX, hey, ghost, happy new year.
[03:21:49]  Let's hope for better content and less selling.
[03:21:52]  Fuck you, Keem Scares, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:21:54]  Chandler, are you a gold member yet?
[03:21:57]  We all know how much Ghost loves his medals.
[03:21:59]  Fuck off.
[03:22:00]  There is no gold membership, asshole.
[03:22:03]  We got Mike Hawk.
[03:22:04]  What's up, GX?
[03:22:05]  Happy New Year's to everyone.
[03:22:06]  All right.
[03:22:08]  Mike Hawk says happy new year to everybody.
[03:22:12]  Kino Soft, here's to the new year and to the new decade.
[03:22:15]  GX.
[03:22:16]  Anyway, someone improved your favorite Christmas song.
[03:22:19]  No, dude, I already heard that.
[03:22:20]  All right.
[03:22:21]  I already heard that mix with Slayer.
[03:22:24]  I've already heard it.
[03:22:24]  It sounds stupid.
[03:22:26]  Nothing can beat George Michael.
[03:22:28]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
[03:22:32]  And the very next day, you gave it away.
[03:22:36]  Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[03:22:44]  Derwicking, everyone knows Beatles are commie horseshit.
[03:22:48]  Some of you bronies must have been born after 1982.
[03:22:51]  Yeah, no shit, man.
[03:22:53]  No shit, Derwicking.
[03:22:56]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue on here.
[03:22:58]  And that's a badass song.
[03:22:59]  I don't give a shit what you say.
[03:23:01]  Hold on.
[03:23:01]  What?
[03:23:02]  What?
[03:23:03]  Happy New Year.
[03:23:04]  Tempi.
[03:23:06]  Hey, cheers to Tempi, a member of the IC.
[03:23:09]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:23:10]  Good to hear from you.
[03:23:11]  Thank you very much for tuning in with us.
[03:23:13]  Happy New Year to you, man.
[03:23:15]  Tempi in the house.
[03:23:16]  All right.
[03:23:17]  Twilly Atkins.
[03:23:18]  All right.
[03:23:19]  Now, I know a lot of you, for whatever reason, don't like Twilly anymore because she's not a troll and she's taking her life a little serious and you know all that brony shit is kind of trying to put that in the past.
[03:23:31]  But Twilly, happy new year's everyone, except for that shekel goblin Asswhite.
[03:23:36]  Yeah, thanks a lot.
[03:23:37]  Yeah, fuck you, unlisted ninja, go fuck yourself.
[03:23:40]  Uh anyway uh, she is a very hardcore, dedicated capitalist.
[03:23:45]  Uh, very brilliant, and I think people underestimate her intellect and uh, you know overemphasize uh, you know, whatever it is in the troll department that she used to conduct herself in.
[03:23:57]  Anyway, Twilly Atkins, Gx in the chat.
[03:24:01]  Happy new year's to you ghost Mrs Ghost, Engineer and the inner circle.
[03:24:05]  I've decided to go lavish and pick out some of my favorite Scotches.
[03:24:10]  Happy new year everyone.
[03:24:11]  It's 1207 here and i'm gonna rip this bowl like.
[03:24:15]  Happy new year, Brooke 412 man, all the Ghosty and all the runner-ups.
[03:24:19]  Happy new year Jackler, for I see, last but not least, i'm ripping this bowl for a new me this decade.

=== Twilly Atkins Scotch Collection (02:40) ===

[03:24:26]  Very damn right.
[03:24:28]  Uh, Gx is right.
[03:24:29]  Cheers to you, Brooke 412, and uh, good luck to you and everything that you do in this decade and next year.
[03:24:37]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:24:38]  Uh anyway.
[03:24:39]  Twilly Atkins, man Glenn Livet, 21 years and 25 years, Johnny Walker, a blue label.
[03:24:48]  Oh yeah, Who else do we got here?
[03:24:53]  We got Ghost and Rare and Chivis Regal 25 and 38 year.
[03:24:59]  Dude, look at Twilly.
[03:25:00]  Look at Twilly Atkins, dude.
[03:25:03]  I mean, good God.
[03:25:04]  And look, there's the honorable mention.
[03:25:07]  All right, for Twilly.
[03:25:08]  Ghost, how does one with a schizoid personality go about holding on to a job?
[03:25:13]  It's hard to face the same normies every day, but I don't want to be a neat again for the entirety of the new year.
[03:25:19]  Dude, well, you got to figure that out yourself, dude.
[03:25:21]  Maybe you need to look into alternative medicine and treatments like CBD, and maybe you should look into whether or not you're vitamin B deficient.
[03:25:30]  I think people need to recognize that a lot of the weird mental ailments like depression, like things like anxiety and things of that nature, are a potential vitamin B deficiency.
[03:25:43]  So I'm just, I'm just saying, but, but good God.
[03:25:46]  I mean, and by the way, good luck to you, summer dreamer.
[03:25:49]  I'm not joking around.
[03:25:50]  I hope that you can get your problem solved and be able to conduct yourself as a regular member of society.
[03:25:58]  But dude, take a look at the fucking Scotch collection of goddamn Twilly Atkins, dude.
[03:26:06]  Glenn live at 21 years.
[03:26:08]  Glenn Liv at 25 years.
[03:26:10]  This is a regular Johnny Walker blue label.
[03:26:13]  This is a minimum $300 bottle.
[03:26:16]  And then Ghost and Rare.
[03:26:19]  Ghost and Rare.
[03:26:21]  I mean, this has got to be at least a $500 to $700 bottle here.
[03:26:25]  Chevron's 25 years is around probably, I would say about 400, maybe 300 to 400.
[03:26:31]  And then Chevis, it looks like it's, is that, what did she say on this one?
[03:26:36]  She said it was a, it was 38 years, dude.
[03:26:40]  I couldn't even imagine how much that Chevas is at 38 years, dude.
[03:26:44]  I could not even imagine.
[03:26:45]  Unfucking believable.
[03:26:47]  Twilly Atkins showing she's balling.
[03:26:51]  I'm telling you, I wouldn't mind drinking with you there, Twilly.
[03:26:53]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:26:55]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:26:56]  Anyway, as a side note, I can't believe it's been three years since you sent me that honorable mention.
[03:27:02]  What a ride the last three years have been.
[03:27:05]  Cheers.

=== Cleaning Dirty Diapers Business (14:36) ===

[03:27:06]  Hey, man.
[03:27:06]  Cheers to you.
[03:27:07]  Cheers to you, Twilly.
[03:27:09]  And no problem, man.
[03:27:10]  I mean, you've been a great person, a great fan, a great contributor to the inner circle, and I appreciate you.
[03:27:17]  Cheers to you.
[03:27:18]  Seymour Butts, as you can see, this fucking, this is a Democrat piece of shit, so go fuck yourself.
[03:27:24]  Brony Klun Supreme, happy Kwanzaa.
[03:27:28]  Happy Jew New Year, ghost.
[03:27:30]  Yeah, fuck you, you anti-Semitic piece of shit.
[03:27:34]  Who else do we got here?
[03:27:35]  Cut Myself Laughing.
[03:27:37]  Merry New Year.
[03:27:38]  Yeah, fuck off, you idiot.
[03:27:40]  Donald J. Trump.
[03:27:41]  And that, what was that?
[03:27:42]  Is that Donald Trump with Ku Klux Klan members?
[03:27:45]  Make sure to ban that fucking idiot.
[03:27:48]  Enos Turtle, thank you to everyone who made the right wing of the political spectrum great in 2019.
[03:27:56]  Are you kidding me?
[03:27:57]  Everybody but me should be fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
[03:28:05]  Well, you don't want to fuck this guy.
[03:28:06]  You might get the AIDS.
[03:28:08]  Fuck you.
[03:28:09]  Fuck you.
[03:28:10]  Fuck this.
[03:28:10]  This guy owes me fucking money.
[03:28:12]  This fucking guy owes me fucking money.
[03:28:15]  You fucking dick.
[03:28:18]  And do I hear from him?
[03:28:19]  Absolutely not.
[03:28:20]  I helped this little stupid piss and ground, goddamn stupid social media get off the ground.
[03:28:25]  And this fucking guy owes me almost a thousand bucks and he ain't fucking doing shit.
[03:28:29]  And Cerdovic, I don't know about Cerdovic.
[03:28:32]  I mean, there's some stories that he broke that actually aided the movement and shit.
[03:28:36]  This fucking bake Alaska idiot, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
[03:28:40]  You know that?
[03:28:41]  You can tell him I said that.
[03:28:42]  You can tell him I say he's a fucking fake, LARPing piece of fucking garbage.
[03:28:47]  All right.
[03:28:47]  And he only gets in where he fits in whenever it's fucking economically convenient for him to fucking do so.
[03:28:54]  Fuck you, baked Alaska, you piece of shit.
[03:28:58]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:29:00]  All right, let's move on.
[03:29:01]  All right, here we go.
[03:29:02]  Put the PC shot back on.
[03:29:04]  Ghost Granny did WTC.
[03:29:07]  Dude, fuck you.
[03:29:08]  I'm not even reading that if you're going to name yourself that, you piece of shit.
[03:29:12]  Mr. Person, GX, Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:29:16]  Here's a gif of this white supremac hate group.
[03:29:20]  Oh, dude.
[03:29:21]  Come on.
[03:29:22]  Is that really happening?
[03:29:23]  Is that really going on?
[03:29:25]  I wouldn't doubt it.
[03:29:26]  Okay.
[03:29:28]  Anyway, we got a lot of fireworks popping outside, baby.
[03:29:31]  Sunburst Unicorn, cheers, ghost.
[03:29:34]  Here's to a new decade and five more years of Trump.
[03:29:37]  I'm making my toast as soon as the clock strikes midnight.
[03:29:40]  Hey, Robert Mondavi, private selection.
[03:29:42]  Cabernet Sorvant.
[03:29:45]  Not bad, Sunburst.
[03:29:47]  All Furries are man children.
[03:29:48]  Happy New Year, Ghost decided to conjoin all my drawings of the ghost show over the past year as a compilation.
[03:29:55]  Yeah, what is this?
[03:30:00]  Okay, I mean, this looks like, you ever seen that fucking stupid cartoon, Super Jail?
[03:30:05]  It looks like a fucking artist from that.
[03:30:08]  Anyway, thank you, all Furries or Man Children.
[03:30:10]  Ghost Poet, Happy New Year's.
[03:30:14]  I wrote a New Year's poem for you, okay?
[03:30:17]  You are overly sympathetic to the Jews, so I thought I'd bring you some fine news.
[03:30:23]  The Goram, the Goyam now know the trolls run this show.
[03:30:28]  And now that the blacks are awakening, we give praise to the new Butter King and to all his fellow Jews that run the banks, the media, and the news.
[03:30:41]  The day of the rope is nigh.
[03:30:45]  Happy New Year's.
[03:30:46]  Raise your drinks to the sky.
[03:30:49]  We toast the host they name Ghost and all bottoms up to a new and controlled decade.
[03:30:56]  A new and controlled decade.
[03:30:58]  Yeah, shut up, lettuce.
[03:30:59]  All right.
[03:31:00]  Anyway, we toast the host named Ghost, the capitalist, and to all the capitalists tonight.
[03:31:05]  The day of the rope comes soon, fellow goys.
[03:31:09]  Hitler didn't do nothing.
[03:31:11]  He was a good boy.
[03:31:12]  All right.
[03:31:12]  Yeah.
[03:31:12]  Allah Akbar.
[03:31:14]  A Jewish piano.
[03:31:16]  All right, dude.
[03:31:17]  That's enough, dude.
[03:31:18]  All right.
[03:31:18]  That's enough.
[03:31:18]  Hey, what's up?
[03:31:19]  Is that Metal Core?
[03:31:20]  What's up, Metal Core?
[03:31:21]  How you doing, dude?
[03:31:22]  Haberman, how you doing, man?
[03:31:24]  We got Green Pill Gary.
[03:31:26]  The world as it should be.
[03:31:28]  What the hell is this?
[03:31:31]  The Brits.
[03:31:31]  Oh, yes, I'm the British.
[03:31:34]  And we should have imperialized the whole world.
[03:31:37]  Yeah, whatever, Brit Bong.
[03:31:39]  You're lucky you can take control of your own goddamn island now.
[03:31:42]  We've got Doki Doki Jihad, GX.
[03:31:45]  Ghost, we're only hours away from India becoming a superpower.
[03:31:48]  Dude, why do people keep saying that shit?
[03:31:52]  I don't understand.
[03:31:53]  India doesn't even have fucking running water in parts of its country.
[03:31:58]  How in the fuck is it going to be a goddamn superpower, dude?
[03:32:01]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:32:03]  Anyway, we got the strongest superpower at that.
[03:32:06]  Excuse me.
[03:32:07]  Seriously, Samsung GX.
[03:32:09]  Here's to a new year roller.
[03:32:12]  And what is this?
[03:32:13]  Me after taking a mean ass shit in the Home Depot toilet display?
[03:32:18]  You fucking asshole.
[03:32:20]  You fucking dick.
[03:32:21]  How to become a shekel goblin in less than 20 minutes.
[03:32:24]  Fuck you, dude.
[03:32:25]  Fuck off.
[03:32:27]  And who is this?
[03:32:28]  We got Ghost Trans Daughter.
[03:32:30]  Ghost is trans daughter.
[03:32:32]  Happy one year anniversary, dad.
[03:32:34]  Stop trying to cause a scene in public bathrooms.
[03:32:37]  Nobody wants anything to do with you and your beer gut.
[03:32:40]  All right, go, fuck off.
[03:32:41]  Hey, look, here's boat.
[03:32:42]  Yeah, here's boat to rub it in.
[03:32:44]  new year ghost you broadcasting legend all the trolls that raid your show can only hope to fall behind in your shadow here's to another 10 million views or 300 000 if that's too steep of a go also as such an epic champion with the market segments what are your thoughts on silver investment these days i think it's a great investment what are you talking about i think it's a great investment of course I talked about this early in the broadcast, dude.
[03:33:13]  I don't need to go over it again, dude.
[03:33:15]  I didn't piss in anybody's eye, all right?
[03:33:16]  That guy shouldn't have been looking at my cock.
[03:33:19]  All right.
[03:33:19]  Anyway, Can's Abuser GX, the official Ghosties trophy.
[03:33:25]  That ain't the fucking official Ghosties trophy.
[03:33:29]  Anyway, perverted band kick.
[03:33:31]  Japanese symbol for beginner, the Japanese symbol for beginner.
[03:33:35]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:33:36]  What the hell does that mean, man?
[03:33:37]  And what the hell is this, Pettis?
[03:33:40]  I am now selling counterfeit inner circle gold membership.
[03:33:43]  All right, go fuck off, you idiot.
[03:33:45]  Hambone Havoc, happy new year, ghost.
[03:33:48]  Next time, use a catheter bag so you don't over spray.
[03:33:51]  Yeah, fuck you, dude.
[03:33:53]  All right.
[03:33:54]  R-Master.
[03:33:55]  Hey, ghost.
[03:33:56]  Here's to a new year and hopefully a whole lot more broadcasts, GX.
[03:34:00]  And dude, fuck whoever's doing this with my granny, dude.
[03:34:02]  Fuck you, dude.
[03:34:03]  All right.
[03:34:04]  Piece of shit.
[03:34:05]  Depressed snowman.
[03:34:07]  Happy GX New Year, you far-right hambone.
[03:34:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:34:12]  This is supposed to be fucking Andrew Yang, for Christ's sake.
[03:34:16]  The fuck out of here.
[03:34:16]  What a fraud.
[03:34:18]  Unadulterated fraud, Andrew Yang is.
[03:34:21]  Unadulterated fraud.
[03:34:22]  Got some Glenn Leavett that has matured in the American White Oak.
[03:34:25]  Wow, damn, that's a good single malt whiskey.
[03:34:27]  Wow, no shit.
[03:34:28]  Temp 87, also getting a little bit of connoisseur going on in the Scotch department.
[03:34:33]  All right, man.
[03:34:34]  Cheers to Temp 87, dude.
[03:34:36]  Thank you very much, man.
[03:34:37]  And cheers to you.
[03:34:38]  Happy New Year, by the way.
[03:34:40]  And Brony Clun Supreme.
[03:34:41]  You already said that fucking name.
[03:34:43]  Spermy the cat.
[03:34:44]  Ghost, please yell, get Spermy the Cat's ass out of here one more time before this decade is over.
[03:34:51]  For old time's sake, GX, happy new year.
[03:34:54]  Last taco Tuesday of the decade.
[03:34:56]  Get Spermy's ass out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:35:00]  We got Colonel Transisco.
[03:35:02]  Here is the shout out you missed from the last show.
[03:35:05]  Happy New Year.
[03:35:06]  Here are some gifts I opened on Christmas Day.
[03:35:08]  Hope everybody had a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah or whatever you celebrate.
[03:35:12]  In the first shot are my new leather bomber jacket with a Sabaton 2 CD special edition of their 2019 album, Great War.
[03:35:26]  All right, let's go ahead and take a look at that.
[03:35:27]  And some more coins, dude.
[03:35:29]  Look at this shit.
[03:35:31]  Look at that shit.
[03:35:32]  Man, nice jacket, dude.
[03:35:33]  Look at that.
[03:35:33]  Pretty good fucking nice leather.
[03:35:35]  And look at all these fucking coins.
[03:35:36]  This is what I'm talking about, dude.
[03:35:38]  That's what I'm talking about.
[03:35:39]  You're way ahead of the game when it comes to hooking it up with coins and shit like that.
[03:35:44]  Having a silver in your portfolio.
[03:35:47]  And what is this?
[03:35:48]  Poopter Griffin?
[03:35:49]  Whoa, ghost, Dark Meat.
[03:35:50]  What is Dark Me Magician Girl doing?
[03:35:52]  What are you talking about?
[03:35:54]  You only wished, you fucking ethnically ambiguous weeb.
[03:35:59]  Red Dead Hunter, ballot box more stuff than Ghost Tranny Wife Brock.
[03:36:04]  Go fuck off, dude.
[03:36:05]  All right.
[03:36:06]  Fuck off.
[03:36:07]  That was a great Ghostie Awards.
[03:36:08]  I don't care what you say.
[03:36:11]  The inner cuckoo.
[03:36:12]  Yeah, fuck you, idiot.
[03:36:14]  What the fuck?
[03:36:16]  What the fuck?
[03:36:17]  I'm not saying your name, you asshole, all right?
[03:36:20]  Yo, little ghosty.
[03:36:22]  Does this trigger your PSD?
[03:36:23]  Meme magic is real, little ghosty.
[03:36:25]  What the hell does this mean?
[03:36:27]  Your double dip band has been lifted.
[03:36:29]  Oh, fucking fuck off, dude.
[03:36:31]  All right.
[03:36:32]  And there's Olive Yakslov, GX, Ghost.
[03:36:35]  Happy 2020.
[03:36:36]  Gonna crack open a Martinelli because us capitalists can do that.
[03:36:41]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[03:36:43]  to another year of winning over these troll fuckers cheers baby cheers you're goddamn right baby cheers you're goddamn right man we got rump roast uh happy new year poltergeist did you hear about the guy who tried to start a business cleaning people's dirty diaper or dirt or excuse me dirty paper currency he got charged with money laundering oh okay great all right i i okay and what is this I used to be somebody.
[03:37:12]  Dude, that's not funny, dude.
[03:37:14]  That's not fucking funny.
[03:37:16]  I'm skipping that.
[03:37:16]  It's not fucking funny, man.
[03:37:19]  All right.
[03:37:19]  And Bernie can't box very well.
[03:37:21]  Well, I'm not going to click that link, heavy capitalists.
[03:37:23]  Sorry, dude.
[03:37:24]  XWF1000GX, a ghost.
[03:37:27]  2019 was a rough year for me due to my dad having cancer and then dying in the last week of October.
[03:37:34]  Sorry to hear that, dude.
[03:37:35]  Hope 2020 is better and congrats to winners of the Ghosties.
[03:37:39]  Really shocked that Jackler is now going to have me a, is now going to be a part of the inner circle, excuse me.
[03:37:46]  Never thought I would see the day that he would be a part of it, but also congrats to him being troll of the year.
[03:37:52]  Anyway, cheers, ghosts, and have a happy new year.
[03:37:56]  X Dang93, hey, Ghost, Happy New Year.
[03:37:59]  Did you watch the Alamo Bowl?
[03:38:01]  Texas showed Utah why they don't deserve to be in the playoffs, just like they did to Georgia last season.
[03:38:07]  I didn't really get to see that there, X-Drang.
[03:38:10]  We got Nefara 822.
[03:38:12]  GX, Happy New Year, my fellow Hambone.
[03:38:14]  Did you text, excuse me, did you check out Dance Mania Winters?
[03:38:18]  No, I didn't.
[03:38:19]  And what is this?
[03:38:20]  GX goes, we made a New Year's Eve card for you.
[03:38:23]  No shit.
[03:38:24]  Are you kidding me?
[03:38:26]  Oh, look at that.
[03:38:28]  A New Year's Eve card, dude.
[03:38:31]  Y'all gave me a Christmas card and a New Year's Eve card.
[03:38:35]  I really like that, dude.
[03:38:36]  I really do appreciate that.
[03:38:38]  You see, I'm not even joking around, man.
[03:38:40]  I really do appreciate that.
[03:38:42]  Of course, I don't appreciate this Carlos Milos shit, but everything else, man.
[03:38:47]  Look at this.
[03:38:48]  This is beautiful.
[03:38:49]  And look, there's fucking team scarce.
[03:38:51]  And there's that ethnically ambiguous Nefaria or Nefara 822.
[03:38:58]  All right.
[03:38:59]  All right.
[03:38:59]  That's about enough.
[03:39:00]  Yeah, look at this fucking Pooker Griffin over here.
[03:39:03]  Happy fucking Jew year.
[03:39:04]  Get the fuck out of here.
[03:39:05]  All right.
[03:39:06]  Anyway, there's Raptor 8.
[03:39:07]  Was it some more Raptor 8 art?
[03:39:10]  There's a little more Raptor 8 art.
[03:39:12]  Yeah, that's fucking great.
[03:39:13]  All right.
[03:39:14]  Anyway, we've got Tim McCraft.
[03:39:16]  Fat Man is now retired.
[03:39:17]  I'm not going to look at that, dude.
[03:39:19]  Ah, man, what the fuck, dude?
[03:39:23]  Jesus Christ, Communists for Trump.
[03:39:26]  Happy New Year, Go Niners.
[03:39:28]  Yeah, Go Niners.
[03:39:29]  I got your fucking Niners for Christ's sake.
[03:39:31]  All right.
[03:39:32]  We've got Jared Colin suck.
[03:39:35]  Happy New Year, Ghostler.
[03:39:37]  Don't call me Ghostler.
[03:39:38]  All right.
[03:39:38]  CIA Psyop Ghosts, really?
[03:39:41]  CIA Psyop Ghost.
[03:39:43]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:39:45]  Yeah, real funny for Christ's sake.
[03:39:47]  Happy New Year, Psyop.
[03:39:49]  Bond Dayton, where's Monday show?
[03:39:51]  There ain't no fucking Monday show.
[03:39:53]  It's Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
[03:39:55]  And I already talked about at the beginning of the show why I wasn't here on Saturday.
[03:39:59]  All right.
[03:40:00]  Anyway, there's aesthetic.
[03:40:02]  Went out for drinks New Year's Eve in Australia.
[03:40:05]  Blacked out.
[03:40:05]  Woke up in a bed with a trap.
[03:40:07]  I'm pretty sure there was some poo under my fingernails.
[03:40:11]  I don't know whose it is.
[03:40:13]  Jesus Christ.
[03:40:14]  Why don't you bite your nails and fucking figure it out?
[03:40:17]  All right.
[03:40:18]  Fucking sick bastard.
[03:40:19]  Cha-Cha Capitalist.
[03:40:22]  Happy New Year.
[03:40:23]  I would like to give a shout out to Spermy the Cat.
[03:40:25]  All right.
[03:40:26]  American Game Master.
[03:40:28]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:40:30]  And to a new decade.
[03:40:31]  Happy New Decade.
[03:40:32]  You're goddamn right.
[03:40:33]  We got Cochino.
[03:40:35]  GX.
[03:40:36]  I've listened to you for the whole decade.
[03:40:37]  Keep up the good work and keep on trucking.
[03:40:40]  Well, thank you very much, Coachino.
[03:40:42]  And we've got Richard Stroker.
[03:40:44]  Happy jewelry.
[03:40:45]  All right.
[03:40:45]  Go fuck off, dude.
[03:40:47]  All right.
[03:40:48]  Go fuck yourself.
[03:40:50]  And Kit Lemonfoot, GX.
[03:40:52]  So what is your opinion of the fish in Texas being poisoned by PCB and being unable to be eaten?
[03:41:01]  I don't know anything about that, dude.
[03:41:02]  I don't know anything about that.
[03:41:04]  Not a big seafood eater anyway.
[03:41:06]  Anal sausages.
[03:41:07]  Hey, ghosts.
[03:41:08]  Now I have a compilation CDs with the track of my band exacerbated.
[03:41:14]  Did with you as a sample or the basic CD I can mail you.
[03:41:18]  Send me your address.
[03:41:19]  Yeah, I'll go ahead and send you my address tomorrow.
[03:41:21]  Yeah, right.
[03:41:23]  We got Mr. BN King.
[03:41:25]  What's up, BN King, dude?
[03:41:26]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:41:27]  And everyone, cheers to the new decade and to a whole new beginning.
[03:41:32]  Looking forward to the future, which starts today.
[03:41:35]  Thanks for the shows, as always, and keep going strong.
[03:41:38]  Trump 2020.
[03:41:40]  GX in the chat, baby.

=== Viewer Dying Show Compilation (11:20) ===

[03:41:42]  And here's Jackler.
[03:41:44]  GX, thank you for the votes.
[03:41:45]  I appreciate it.
[03:41:46]  And congratulations to everyone else who won.
[03:41:48]  Very well deserves.
[03:41:50]  Credits to the image goes to Captain Autism.
[03:41:53]  Jesus Christ.
[03:41:55]  Fucking Captain Autism all the time.
[03:41:56]  Here's Tyler, 225905.
[03:41:59]  You must have an inner circle membership to enter.
[03:42:01]  All right, we get it, asshole.
[03:42:03]  All right.
[03:42:04]  Awesome sponge.
[03:42:05]  GX.
[03:42:05]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:42:06]  Cheers to a decade of originality in Hollywood.
[03:42:09]  That is not a bunch of sequels or remakes.
[03:42:12]  Yeah, good luck for that one.
[03:42:14]  Lightning note, GX.
[03:42:15]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[03:42:16]  Here's to a new decade.
[03:42:18]  You're damn right.
[03:42:19]  Now, look, here it is.
[03:42:20]  Here's Captain Autism.
[03:42:22]  Scum, kill yourself this year.
[03:42:24]  I want an award next year.
[03:42:26]  I want to be the first to tell you, fuck you, and shout outs in 2020.
[03:42:30]  Yeah, real funny.
[03:42:31]  And is this your fucking work here, Captain Autism?
[03:42:34]  Is this it?
[03:42:35]  Huh?
[03:42:36]  Jesus Christ.
[03:42:37]  You got a fucking problem, dude.
[03:42:39]  I mean, look at this, Captain Autism.
[03:42:40]  Your fucking autism is showing.
[03:42:42]  You got a real fucking problem.
[03:42:44]  You know that?
[03:42:44]  You got a real fucking problem for Christ's sake.
[03:42:46]  Is this supposed to be you?
[03:42:48]  Is this your avatar up in here?
[03:42:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:42:52]  Who the hell did this?
[03:42:55]  And this is a face cancer?
[03:42:57]  Face cancer.
[03:42:59]  All right, get this asshole out of here.
[03:43:01]  Here's Pylons.
[03:43:02]  Ever wonder why Ghost sounds like Daffy Duck after he smokes?
[03:43:07]  It's his form after smoking weed.
[03:43:10]  What's the difference between the Cowboys and a hooker?
[03:43:12]  You could tell the hooker to stop sucking.
[03:43:16]  All right, yeah, real funny asshole.
[03:43:18]  All right.
[03:43:19]  You could tell a hooker to stop sucking.
[03:43:22]  Jesus Christ.
[03:43:23]  And by the way, free Paul Manafort and free Roger Stone.
[03:43:29]  Anyway, we got John Doe over here, GX Ghostler.
[03:43:32]  It's still 2019 where I'm at.
[03:43:34]  It's still technically 2019 where I'm at.
[03:43:37]  I was just trying to celebrate the new year for the folks in the East Coast, baby.
[03:43:42]  We got Darkovic, GX, or excuse me, Happy New Decade Ghost.
[03:43:47]  Found a picture of you.
[03:43:49]  Fuck off.
[03:43:51]  I'm not some big fat barrel ass like that.
[03:43:53]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:43:54]  We got Widow Killer, GX.
[03:43:57]  Happy New Year.
[03:43:58]  Here are some memes I think you might find interesting.
[03:44:00]  All right.
[03:44:01]  The Holocaust.
[03:44:03]  Other 11 million people.
[03:44:05]  6 million.
[03:44:06]  Dude, come on, dude.
[03:44:07]  What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[03:44:09]  All right.
[03:44:10]  And mass murderers agree gun control works.
[03:44:13]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:44:17]  You could add fucking fucking, what's his name?
[03:44:21]  Maduro.
[03:44:23]  Nicholas Maduro from Venezuela, that one as well.
[03:44:27]  Anyway, I appreciate it.
[03:44:28]  Here's Prince of Eskerman, GX.
[03:44:30]  Happy New Year to everyone.
[03:44:32]  Here to more seething liberal cunts in 2020.
[03:44:37]  And four more years of peace and prosperity.
[03:44:40]  Much love from Australia.
[03:44:42]  And this is Chenk, this idiot who denies the Armenian genocide.
[03:44:47]  I've been saying this from day one of his presidency, but apparently most people still don't get it.
[03:44:53]  There is no way Donald Trump finishes his first terms.
[03:45:00]  You're an idiot, dude.
[03:45:01]  You're a fucking moron.
[03:45:02]  And I hope, yeah, nothing but the worst for you.
[03:45:06]  Duba, dude, shout out to the outer circle, the inner circle, and all the winners tonight, except Jackler.
[03:45:11]  Suck my dick, you beautiful bastard.
[03:45:14]  What the fuck does that mean, dude?
[03:45:16]  And what is this?
[03:45:18]  May the tears I cried in 2019 lube the cheeks I clap in 2020.
[03:45:24]  Jesus Christ.
[03:45:26]  All right, we get it for Christ.
[03:45:28]  There's Distilling VB, you good cunts.
[03:45:30]  Thank you for the honor, mate.
[03:45:32]  I really appreciate being named Capitalist of the Year.
[03:45:35]  There it is.
[03:45:36]  He's out there chilling with the nice Donald Trump koozie.
[03:45:40]  All right.
[03:45:41]  We've got Hakuruku Takahashi.
[03:45:44]  I'm a cute girl, ghost.
[03:45:46]  I love it when you're angry and whiny while not talking shit with your inside voice.
[03:45:51]  And cute ghost, if you were a blonde white woman with blue eyes.
[03:45:56]  Dude, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?
[03:45:58]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[03:46:01]  Jesus Christ.
[03:46:02]  And we got fucking people just fucking just popping fireworks.
[03:46:06]  And I already said these people.
[03:46:07]  I already said all these fucking people.
[03:46:10]  All right, viewer of a dying show.
[03:46:12]  Viewer of a dying show.
[03:46:14]  Get this fucking asshole out of here.
[03:46:15]  We're kicking this fucking asshole out of here.
[03:46:18]  All right.
[03:46:18]  Remember to kick this fucking guy out of here.
[03:46:21]  Odd eyes magician.
[03:46:22]  Sub ghost.
[03:46:23]  Happy new year.
[03:46:24]  I don't know about the fucking anime there, odd eyes, magician.
[03:46:27]  All right, there's red eyes black dragon.
[03:46:30]  There's a gorilla.
[03:46:31]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
[03:46:33]  And a couple of frogs dancing in front of a fucking big ass walrus and a fucking raccoon.
[03:46:38]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[03:46:40]  I'm in a wheelchair.
[03:46:41]  Yeah, real funny.
[03:46:42]  Doctor, I say Doc T or Doc Turd.
[03:46:46]  Whether it's T or a Turd, it's still the same word.
[03:46:49]  Abort.
[03:46:50]  Dude, shut up with that stupid song.
[03:46:53]  Their sneakiest chameleon.
[03:46:55]  Cheers to you, ghosts.
[03:46:56]  I've done many noteworthy trolls covered in the TCR weekly, but I never thought I'd get an award for the troll march.
[03:47:04]  Again, thank you.
[03:47:05]  I want to thank you.
[03:47:06]  Or excuse me, I want to thank the trolls who supported me and the artist who I borrowed the work from to make that specific video.
[03:47:15]  P.S. I'll be back soon.
[03:47:17]  We got Dexter Wilbur.
[03:47:19]  Happy New Year's, Ghost.
[03:47:21]  See you and everyone else next year in the Meme Wars.
[03:47:25]  No shit there, Dexter Wilbur.
[03:47:27]  No shit, baby.
[03:47:28]  We've got Apathetic Mystery.
[03:47:30]  Happy New Year's.
[03:47:31]  Ghost took a shot for you.
[03:47:32]  Well, thank you very much there, apathetic.
[03:47:35]  We got, I can't find, yeah, fuck, I'm not saying that name.
[03:47:39]  Art Hammond, what's up, dude?
[03:47:41]  Hey, ghosts, happy new year.
[03:47:42]  Cheers to many years of entertainment.
[03:47:44]  Here's to another great year and a decade.
[03:47:48]  Shout outs to Jackler, Duva Dude, Samsung, Distilling Aesthetic, J-Man, Captain Autism, and Spermy Ghostini.
[03:47:55]  I'll definitely think about emailing you about the fourth place.
[03:48:00]  All right, go ahead and do that, dude.
[03:48:01]  As a matter of fact, I'll put up the top 25 donators in the next day or so.
[03:48:06]  I've just got a lot on my plate.
[03:48:07]  All right.
[03:48:07]  We'll get to all that shit.
[03:48:09]  Don't worry about it.
[03:48:11]  Texas History School Teacher.
[03:48:13]  Excuse me.
[03:48:13]  GX.
[03:48:14]  I asked my girlfriend to marry me on Christmas Eve.
[03:48:16]  She said yes.
[03:48:17]  Cheers.
[03:48:18]  Well, good.
[03:48:19]  I'm good.
[03:48:20]  I'm happy for you, dude.
[03:48:21]  Hopefully it's a successful marriage, etc.
[03:48:23]  Hope that you have a happy life.
[03:48:25]  Texas History School teacher.
[03:48:28]  Detective Moon Knight, a new year and on your way.
[03:48:33]  You will deal new trolls, and guess what happens if your little dump doesn't get a second term?
[03:48:41]  What I can see is you raging out of control, hurting poor NG, but I wish I could tell you more.
[03:48:47]  All right, go fuck off, asshole.
[03:48:49]  All right, my loose ass.
[03:48:51]  Fuck you, asshole, all right?
[03:48:53]  And Anime, dude, I've already fucking said you.
[03:48:55]  There's a God of rage.
[03:48:57]  What's going on, man?
[03:48:58]  Happy New Year's 2020.
[03:49:00]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:49:01]  And there's Miss Akay.
[03:49:03]  Nobody cares about your fake ass rage.
[03:49:04]  Oh, yeah.
[03:49:05]  Well, then get the fuck out of here with your stupid goddamn toy plant self.
[03:49:10]  Jesus Christ.
[03:49:13]  Fuck this guy.
[03:49:13]  This guy go suck a cock with it, too.
[03:49:15]  I'm tired of this fucking idiot.
[03:49:16]  All right.
[03:49:17]  Any more?
[03:49:18]  So we can just move on.
[03:49:20]  I don't want to miss the fucking new year here.
[03:49:23]  1M machine, dude.
[03:49:24]  That's not funny, dude.
[03:49:26]  That is completely not funny.
[03:49:27]  The musky husky.
[03:49:30]  TN Apostle.
[03:49:31]  What's up, dude?
[03:49:32]  TN Apostle in the house.
[03:49:34]  Ron Livingstone.
[03:49:36]  All right.
[03:49:37]  We got, I'm not going to say that name.
[03:49:39]  Trump22.
[03:49:40]  I'm not saying that fucking name.
[03:49:42]  Heavy capitalist, seat sniffer, really asshole.
[03:49:46]  And there's this idiot Bonzie Buddy.
[03:49:48]  What's going on, a Bonzie Buddy?
[03:49:50]  Anon Null, the 3-6 Mafia.
[03:49:53]  Dude, that's fucked up.
[03:49:54]  Fucking little midget rappers and shit.
[03:49:57]  Unlisted ninja.
[03:49:58]  Yeah, okay.
[03:49:59]  We get it, Unlisted Ninja.
[03:50:01]  We fucking get it, for Christ's sake.
[03:50:04]  All right.
[03:50:05]  Depressed snowman.
[03:50:06]  All right, I think we get the point.
[03:50:08]  All right.
[03:50:08]  Molested Farm Boy.
[03:50:10]  What kind of fucking name is that?
[03:50:13]  We've already said, what's going on, Ashley?
[03:50:15]  Ashley's in the house.
[03:50:17]  You got into a pretty bad car accident on Monday?
[03:50:20]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:50:20]  I hope everything's going good for you there, Ashley.
[03:50:23]  Man, Jesus Christ.
[03:50:25]  You know, hopefully you're not too banged up, dude.
[03:50:28]  We already said Colonel Transisco, Star Platinum, Pecker Corn.
[03:50:33]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[03:50:34]  Danky Stank, CYTV, Canaduck.
[03:50:39]  I don't know what the fuck that means.
[03:50:41]  That piss in my eye ghost.
[03:50:43]  Go fuck yourself, dude.
[03:50:44]  Seriously.
[03:50:44]  Y'all shoving up your ass with that crap.
[03:50:47]  And we've already said all these, dude.
[03:50:48]  We've said all of them.
[03:50:50]  All right.
[03:50:51]  We've said all this shit.
[03:50:53]  There's Chad Johnson.
[03:50:54]  We've already said there's Noble Savage, heavy capitalist.
[03:50:58]  All right, that's it.
[03:50:59]  We're at the fucking end.
[03:51:00]  We're at the end of the shout outs.
[03:51:03]  And I want to be completely honest with you folks.
[03:51:06]  We're getting very close to New Year's, okay?
[03:51:10]  Now, I know that we're not probably not going to do radio graffiti right now because I don't want to do radio graffiti during the fucking new year.
[03:51:18]  And I'm pretty sure people have things to do.
[03:51:22]  Am I right?
[03:51:22]  Am I right?
[03:51:23]  Everybody got things to do?
[03:51:24]  All right.
[03:51:25]  I've been on here for three hours and 45 minutes.
[03:51:29]  And what is this?
[03:51:31]  The person with the mop hair ain't me, just my PFP.
[03:51:36]  What the fuck the hell does that mean?
[03:51:39]  What the hell does that mean for Christ's sake, man?
[03:51:42]  Happy new queer?
[03:51:44]  Jesus Christ.
[03:51:45]  I mean, come on, man.
[03:51:47]  Come on.
[03:51:49]  Nobody has anything to do.
[03:51:51]  We want radio graffiti.
[03:51:52]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:51:54]  No, we're not doing 20 buckers, dude.
[03:51:56]  I'm not staying up until fucking fucking 3, 4 in the morning with you idiots.
[03:52:01]  All right.
[03:52:02]  I mean, listen, listen, I want to be honest with you.
[03:52:04]  I wanted to try to get out of here around 12 midnight.
[03:52:07]  All right.
[03:52:08]  So I can go to a fucking party and go fucking do woohoo and shit, man.
[03:52:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:52:15]  So look, everybody wants one quick radio graffiti.
[03:52:17]  I'll go ahead and do that.
[03:52:18]  Okay.
[03:52:18]  Let me go ahead and look for you guys something to watch while I set up radio graffiti, okay?
[03:52:24]  And it'll be a nice quick one.
[03:52:26]  And then I got to get the fuck out of here.
[03:52:29]  Man, because I want to go party, dude.
[03:52:31]  You know, I want to have my own fucking like New Year's for Christ's sake, man.
[03:52:35]  Come on.
[03:52:36]  Oh, look, now I'm a dickhead.
[03:52:38]  Look, now I'm a dickhead.
[03:52:40]  It means profile picture shekel group.
[03:52:44]  Nafara 822, can you fuck off, dude?
[03:52:46]  All right.
[03:52:48]  Jesus fucking hell, man.
[03:52:50]  I want to go fucking, I want to go to a party, man.
[03:52:53]  You understand that?
[03:52:54]  I want to go out and party.
[03:52:57]  And look, now you're leaving.
[03:52:58]  That's ghost.
[03:52:59]  You're fucking leaving.
[03:53:00]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.

=== Ben Carson Homelessness Stats (04:06) ===

[03:53:02]  All right.
[03:53:04]  I mean, Siri, you guys, I mean, Jesus, fucking hell, man.
[03:53:07]  All right.
[03:53:09]  Jesus Christ, let's move on and let's get to some quick radio graffiti here.
[03:53:14]  I know what I can leave you guys with.
[03:53:16]  Okay, here it is right here.
[03:53:18]  I'm going to leave you a little bit of Ben Carson talking about the homelessness situation and how California is single-handedly raising the national homeless average just by the amount of homeless they have in their own fucking state.
[03:53:33]  Okay?
[03:53:34]  All right.
[03:53:34]  Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to be right back.
[03:53:36]  When I come back, we'll have radio graffiti time.
[03:53:40]  All right.
[03:53:41]  All right.
[03:53:41]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:53:42]  It'll be radio graffiti time, for Christ's sake.
[03:53:44]  What is this?
[03:53:45]  For those of us who don't live in redneck flyover country, it already is the new year ghost.
[03:53:50]  Yeah, I would wish you luck.
[03:53:52]  Thanks a lot.
[03:53:53]  I was a died for Israel earlier in the show.
[03:53:55]  So what, man?
[03:53:58]  All right, whatever.
[03:53:59]  Here it is.
[03:54:00]  I want y'all to listen to this.
[03:54:01]  When I come back, we're going to conduct some quick radio graffiti, all right?
[03:54:04]  Don't go anywhere.
[03:54:06]  Listen to Ben Carson.
[03:54:08]  He knows what he's talking about.
[03:54:09]  And joining me now is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson.
[03:54:15]  Dr. Carson, great to see you, sir.
[03:54:18]  Great to see you again, David.
[03:54:19]  You know, this time during the holidays, when so many people are charitable across this country, a lot of attention paid, obviously, to the homeless crisis, one that's growing across America.
[03:54:30]  Your recent report shows a 2.7% rise overall across the country, but that's largely driven by California's increase at 16.4%.
[03:54:42]  The numbers are significant and broken out by states and weather, and we'll get into all of that.
[03:54:49]  But my first question is the human capital, the cost, and these are lives, not just numbers.
[03:54:56]  What does that mean to you?
[03:54:59]  Well, you know, I've been to California a number of times and I've seen those people.
[03:55:03]  And first of all, recognize that across the country, if you take the other 49 states and average it out, homelessness is going down.
[03:55:13]  There's enough of an increase in California, 16.4%, to drive the entire equation up by 2.7%.
[03:55:21]  So it tells you how significant the problem is.
[03:55:24]  And you have so many people there on the street who are just miserable.
[03:55:29]  You look at them, they've lost hope.
[03:55:32]  And we have to realize that these are our fellow American citizens.
[03:55:36]  In many cases, they're people who are incapable of taking care of themselves.
[03:55:40]  In other cases, they're people who've fallen on hard times.
[03:55:44]  In either case, you know, we do have the ability to take care of them, but it should be recognized.
[03:55:49]  Wheelchair symbol, And wanting to actually get this thing done.
[03:56:17]  Now, I know that as a doctor, you like to look at things in a very holistic manner.
[03:56:22]  But let's talk about resources here.
[03:56:24]  You talk about state and local governments and resources being applied.
[03:56:28]  Governor Newsome in California has applied over a billion dollars to this issue.
[03:56:34]  Money doesn't solve the problem.
[03:56:36]  So how do we reconcile money and resources?
[03:56:41]  No, well, you know, in science, we like to look at the facts.
[03:56:46]  We like to look at the evidence.
[03:56:49]  And that's what I would strongly recommend in this case.
[03:56:52]  You know, look at other states.
[03:56:55]  We have 50 laboratories.
[03:56:57]  50 states that do things in various ways.
[03:57:00]  Let's look at the ones that are highly successful.
[03:57:03]  You know, look at Texas and how much their homelessness has gone down over the last year.

=== Radio Graffiti Ethnic Twang (15:06) ===

[03:57:09]  You're damn right.
[03:57:10]  You're damn right.
[03:57:11]  Secretary Carson, you're damn right.
[03:57:14]  I mean, look at Texas, maybe the greatest state in the damn nation.
[03:57:18]  All right, look at Texas is right.
[03:57:20]  All right.
[03:57:21]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:57:27]  And I'm talking, what is this?
[03:57:29]  Hold on.
[03:57:29]  The time traveling mean man.
[03:57:31]  Hello.
[03:57:32]  Can anyone hear me?
[03:57:33]  Chat?
[03:57:34]  Hello?
[03:57:34]  Okay, I think I made it through.
[03:57:36]  Yeah, I don't have much time.
[03:57:38]  Ghost is about to activate MK Ultra during Radio Graffiti to brainwash everyone into buying 42 coin all over again.
[03:57:46]  Oh, jeez.
[03:57:47]  Remember to put your tinfoil hats on two nights.
[03:57:49]  All right.
[03:57:49]  Shut up, idiot.
[03:57:50]  All right.
[03:57:51]  Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:57:54]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:57:58]  That's right, folks.
[03:57:59]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:58:04]  All you got to do is give me a call right now at that number, 515-604-9052.
[03:58:13]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, go ahead and push in that code 844286 and the hashtag or pound key.
[03:58:21]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[03:58:27]  And when I, what the fuck, dude?
[03:58:30]  Press clock to clock.
[03:58:32]  Dude, shut the fuck up, all right?
[03:58:34]  Shut up.
[03:58:36]  When I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[03:58:45]  That's why we call this damn thing radio graffiti.
[03:58:48]  Now, I'm only going to do a little bit of radio graffiti and then I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
[03:58:54]  Because I'm partying tonight, all right?
[03:58:56]  That's what I'm doing.
[03:58:57]  I'm partying tonight, for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:59:00]  Do we got any goddamn radio graffiti callers, engineer?
[03:59:03]  No, no, no.
[03:59:06]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
[03:59:11]  All right, let's go ahead and do that.
[03:59:13]  All right, who the hell else do we got here?
[03:59:14]  We got how about anonymous radio graffiti.
[03:59:20]  Hello?
[03:59:21]  Yeah, what's up?
[03:59:22]  Hello, can you hear me?
[03:59:24]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[03:59:25]  What's up?
[03:59:27]  Hey, it's me, Nafara.
[03:59:29]  Oh, yeah.
[03:59:29]  Nefara, what's going on?
[03:59:34]  Wait, is there something wrong?
[03:59:36]  You can hear me.
[03:59:37]  You can hear me, right?
[03:59:38]  I can hear you.
[03:59:39]  Can you hear me or what?
[03:59:40]  Do you have a minority phone?
[03:59:42]  Yeah, yeah, I can hear you now.
[03:59:44]  You're good.
[03:59:44]  You're good.
[03:59:46]  All right, so what's up?
[03:59:49]  Not much.
[03:59:50]  I was just checking out the stream.
[03:59:55]  Just enjoying my winter break.
[03:59:58]  All right.
[03:59:58]  Hey, hold on just a second.
[04:00:00]  Stay right there.
[04:00:01]  Don't go anywhere because I think, in my personal opinion, hold on.
[04:00:06]  Hey, don't go anywhere, okay?
[04:00:08]  Stay right there because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game is guest a minority.
[04:00:15]  That's right, folks.
[04:00:16]  Guess the minority.
[04:00:19]  I hear a little bit of an ethnic twang going on in this man.
[04:00:23]  Put your guesses on what minority group he may or may not be a part.
[04:00:28]  It's everybody's favorite part.
[04:00:29]  It's just the minority.
[04:00:31]  All right.
[04:00:32]  It's guests the minority.
[04:00:34]  All right, now, all right.
[04:00:35]  Turn it off.
[04:00:35]  Turn it off.
[04:00:36]  All right, here we go.
[04:00:37]  All right.
[04:00:38]  Where are we?
[04:00:40]  Hey, are you there, Nafara?
[04:00:43]  Hello, guys.
[04:00:47]  Mike.
[04:00:48]  I haven't talked to you in a while.
[04:00:49]  Yeah, all right.
[04:00:50]  Anyway, I don't want to die down.
[04:00:52]  Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
[04:00:54]  That's what I thought, Nafara.
[04:00:56]  I say he's his spandex.
[04:00:58]  And of course, he's going to sit there and act like fucking Raiden Snake to try to play it off because I knew he was an ethnically ambiguous son of a bitch.
[04:01:07]  So, yes, I love this game.
[04:01:10]  I love when I know they're minorities and they're a little ashamed about it.
[04:01:14]  I love it.
[04:01:15]  I love it for Christ's sake.
[04:01:16]  All right, how about Ghost in Jeopardy Radio Graffiti?
[04:01:23]  Hey, Ghost in Jeopardy, you're there.
[04:01:25]  The fuck's going on.
[04:01:28]  Fucking Helen Keller death mute, for Christ's sake.
[04:01:31]  How about how about Happy New Year, Ghost, Radio Graffiti?
[04:01:39]  Let it roll and arrow in the road in the rubber world.
[04:01:44]  Let it roll and roll in the room in the rubber world.
[04:01:49]  What the fuck is this?
[04:01:55]  Turn that shit off, dude.
[04:01:57]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:00]  What the fuck is that about, for Christ's sake?
[04:02:02]  All right, how about Ghost's brony daughter, Radio Graffiti?
[04:02:09]  Not easy being a brony.
[04:02:12]  Both my parents and my friends don't understand.
[04:02:17]  They say Pokemon for voice that I shouldn't buy into.
[04:02:22]  Are you shitting me?
[04:02:34]  Take this shit off.
[04:02:35]  Take it off.
[04:02:36]  Take it the fuck off, dude.
[04:02:38]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:40]  Fucking brony idiots.
[04:02:42]  Can you shut up and get off my nuts already?
[04:02:46]  I am exposed, Radio Graffiti.
[04:02:50]  I hate Jews.
[04:02:52]  There's a problem.
[04:03:04]  See how it is.
[04:03:04]  Get that out of it and get the fuck out the fucking splice.
[04:03:07]  And everybody knows it, man.
[04:03:09]  That's a fucking splice.
[04:03:11]  I never fucking said anything like that, man.
[04:03:13]  And I'm tired of you idiots splicing me saying that shit, fucking bastards.
[04:03:18]  Mike Koch, Radio Graffiti.
[04:03:21]  Hey, ghost, what's going on?
[04:03:23]  How's it going, dude?
[04:03:25]  Hey, I gotta say, I'm pretty loaded tonight.
[04:03:28]  I've been through this whole broadcast.
[04:03:30]  It's been a good time.
[04:03:31]  Hope you're enjoying your night.
[04:03:32]  You enjoy the rest of your night.
[04:03:34]  Cheers to you.
[04:03:34]  Happy New Year, etc.
[04:03:37]  Hey, cheers to you, man.
[04:03:38]  Thank you very much for the positive sentiments, man.
[04:03:40]  You want to give a shout out to anybody?
[04:03:43]  Yeah, shout out to Distillan because that man, he deserved his award.
[04:03:46]  I was really happy for him, gotta say.
[04:03:49]  All right, man.
[04:03:50]  Hey, thank you very much for calling.
[04:03:52]  I didn't realize Mike Koch is such a gentleman.
[04:03:55]  You know, Mike Hock is a gentleman out here, man.
[04:03:58]  A very, very nice person, old Mike Koch.
[04:04:01]  So cheers to you, man.
[04:04:03]  Thank you very much for the positive sentiments.
[04:04:06]  Let's take some fucking area codes.
[04:04:09]  How about 903 Radio Graffiti?
[04:04:14]  Hey, ghost.
[04:04:15]  Hey, what's going on, man?
[04:04:18]  Hey, I want to wish you and the engineer and the whole inner circle and the true capitalist army a happy new year.
[04:04:24]  And long live the capitalist army.
[04:04:27]  Hey, you're damn right.
[04:04:29]  You're damn right, baby.
[04:04:30]  Thank you very much.
[04:04:31]  Long live the capitalist army.
[04:04:34]  And long live Donald Trump is right, baby.
[04:04:36]  You're goddamn right.
[04:04:38]  I'm loving this.
[04:04:38]  I'm loving it tonight.
[04:04:40]  New Year's, a new decade.
[04:04:42]  How about are you code 415, Radio Graffiti?
[04:04:47]  Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
[04:04:48]  Yeah, what's up, dude?
[04:04:50]  What's up, man?
[04:04:52]  Happy New Year.
[04:04:52]  Happy New Year to the Engineer.
[04:04:53]  Happy New Year to the Inner Circle.
[04:04:55]  Happy New Year to the Ghostie Winners and Trump 2020 Landside Year, baby.
[04:05:01]  You're damn right, man.
[04:05:03]  You're damn right.
[04:05:03]  I'm loving this.
[04:05:05]  I'm loving this.
[04:05:06]  We're starting off the new year great for Christ's sake.
[04:05:09]  2020.
[04:05:10]  And remember, the Democrats are anti-American scum.
[04:05:14]  Always remember that.
[04:05:15]  Democrats are anti-American scum.
[04:05:18]  They hate America.
[04:05:20]  Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
[04:05:22]  Let's keep it going.
[04:05:24]  How about how about Poop Tear Griffin Radio Graffiti?
[04:05:30]  I hate Trump Trump Zuck Hike.
[04:05:32]  I hate Trump Trump Zuck Hike.
[04:05:34]  I guess they hate Texas.
[04:05:36]  Shut up, you idiot.
[04:05:37]  You fucking dumb splicing idiot.
[04:05:39]  Who else do we got here?
[04:05:40]  We got Racist Depot, Radio Graffiti.
[04:05:45]  Seriously, Samsung Radio Graffiti.
[04:05:48]  Beaten niggers.
[04:05:50]  Underfed niggers.
[04:05:52]  Lost niggers.
[04:05:53]  Molested niggers.
[04:05:54]  Underfed niggers.
[04:05:56]  Homo sank.
[04:05:57]  Beaten faggots.
[04:05:58]  Hit run faggots.
[04:06:00]  Lost faggots.
[04:06:04]  I am racist, okay?
[04:06:07]  And I want that amplified throughout the world.
[04:06:13]  You goddamn son of a bitch, Samsung, you fucking asshole.
[04:06:17]  Oh, that's a splice.
[04:06:20]  That's a fucking splice.
[04:06:23]  Everybody knows it.
[04:06:24]  Everybody knows it.
[04:06:27]  Fucking asshole.
[04:06:29]  Fucking making me look like a fucking racist or some shit.
[04:06:33]  I never said that shit.
[04:06:35]  That's a fucking splice.
[04:06:36]  And that's what I'm talking about, man.
[04:06:38]  These fucking splicers, man.
[04:06:39]  These fucking splicers.
[04:06:43]  Oh, my God.
[04:06:46]  Fuck you, seriously, Samsung.
[04:06:48]  Seriously, man.
[04:06:49]  Fuck you.
[04:06:50]  I never said any of that shit.
[04:06:53]  Who the hell is this?
[04:06:54]  How about how about Pettis radio graffiti?
[04:06:57]  Underfed niggers, beaten niggers, molested niggers, lost niggers, crying.
[04:07:05]  You must be an inner circle platinum member to participate in radio graffiti.
[04:07:10]  Get this shit out.
[04:07:11]  Fuck you, Pettis.
[04:07:13]  Fuck you two!
[04:07:21]  What?
[04:07:29]  What the hell?
[04:07:32]  Mr. Boy Pantera said, fuck you, Mr. Boy.
[04:07:35]  Who the hell?
[04:07:36]  Who the fucking Nafara said that I wasn't the raiding snake guy?
[04:07:40]  Yeah, fuck yeah, right.
[04:07:42]  Yeah, fucking right, Nafara.
[04:07:44]  Yeah, fucking right.
[04:07:47]  Fucking piece of shit.
[04:07:50]  Who else do we have here?
[04:07:51]  What the fuck is who is this emergency message radio graffiti?
[04:07:59]  Hey, what the f?
[04:08:01]  What the fuck?
[04:08:01]  All right, dude, just shut up.
[04:08:18]  Just shut the shut this fucking ear raped shit up.
[04:08:23]  For fuck's sake, man.
[04:08:26]  Jesus Christ, we got like five minutes left for the new year.
[04:08:29]  And I'm sitting here pulling on.
[04:08:31]  I'm not doing this bullshit.
[04:08:33]  I'm sitting here just doing this bullshit.
[04:08:35]  All right, who's next?
[04:08:37]  Who the hell else is next for Christ's sake?
[04:08:40]  How about we got a lot of numbers calling?
[04:08:43]  We got a lot of numbers calling in up in here.
[04:08:46]  How about 713 radio graffiti?
[04:08:51]  Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
[04:08:52]  Yeah, what's up, dude?
[04:08:55]  Hey, what's going on?
[04:08:56]  It's the pet Mexican.
[04:08:57]  Or may we win?
[04:09:01]  Hey, it's the Pet Mexican.
[04:09:02]  Everybody's favorite, dude.
[04:09:04]  Cheers to you.
[04:09:05]  Happy New Year to you, man.
[04:09:08]  Happy New Year, man.
[04:09:09]  Congratulations.
[04:09:11]  You're not just got off of work.
[04:09:12]  You know, I'm barely getting dressed.
[04:09:14]  I'm going to go party right now.
[04:09:15]  Get drunk and shit.
[04:09:17]  Yeah, well, go party, man.
[04:09:18]  Go have some cerveza.
[04:09:21]  I will, man.
[04:09:22]  I'm going to be dancing.
[04:09:23]  I'm going to be Moville, Colita.
[04:09:25]  You know what I'm talking about?
[04:09:26]  Hell yeah.
[04:09:27]  Get drunk, man.
[04:09:28]  But cheers to you, man.
[04:09:29]  Happy New Year, man.
[04:09:31]  Hey, Happy New Year.
[04:09:32]  Straight from the pet Mexican, dude.
[04:09:34]  Cheers to the pet Mexican.
[04:09:36]  We got everybody calling up out here.
[04:09:39]  We got about four minutes, right?
[04:09:41]  Where are we at?
[04:09:42]  What's the time here?
[04:09:43]  We got about four minutes until the new year here.
[04:09:46]  So let's take a couple more callers here.
[04:09:48]  How about who the hell is next?
[04:09:51]  Look, they're popping fireworks already outside for Christ's sake.
[04:09:54]  How about 4-1-2 Radio Graffiti?
[04:10:02]  Hey, 4-1-2!
[04:10:07]  Is that a chick?
[04:10:09]  We can't hear you.
[04:10:10]  Speak up.
[04:10:14]  Better?
[04:10:15]  Yeah, what's up?
[04:10:15]  How you doing?
[04:10:18]  What's up?
[04:10:19]  Just wanted to say Happy New Year.
[04:10:21]  Oh, it's Brooke.
[04:10:23]  What's going on, Brooke?
[04:10:24]  How you doing, man?
[04:10:25]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:10:28]  Cheers.
[04:10:35]  What the hell?
[04:10:37]  We got a poodis for five bucks.
[04:10:43]  Oh, look at Brooke.
[04:10:44]  She's hitting one.
[04:10:45]  She's hitting one from the bone.
[04:10:48]  Hits from the bone.
[04:10:52]  Cheers, Brooke 412, man.
[04:10:55]  You still hitting it?
[04:10:57]  You're letting it hit the brain?
[04:11:00]  I think she might have hang up.
[04:11:01]  No, Jesus Christ.
[04:11:02]  Anyway, cheers to Brooke 412.
[04:11:06]  We're two minutes away from the new year.
[04:11:09]  Two minutes away from Happy New Year.
[04:11:16]  And who do we have here?
[04:11:17]  Hold on.
[04:11:18]  Is this fucking Keem Scarce Radio Graffiti?
[04:11:22]  Hey, Ghost, can you hear me all right?
[04:11:24]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[04:11:25]  What is it, Keem Scares?
[04:11:26]  All right, I'm about to go into the new year.
[04:11:28]  I'm not going to fuck with you.
[04:11:29]  Listen, I'm not going to fuck with you.
[04:11:30]  All right.
[04:11:31]  Happy New Year's, Ghost.
[04:11:32]  All right.
[04:11:33]  Hope for a better year.
[04:11:34]  All right.
[04:11:34]  All right.
[04:11:35]  Well, I hope you mean that.
[04:11:36]  I hope you genuinely mean that.
[04:11:39]  No, I do, Ghost.
[04:11:40]  Now, listen, too.
[04:11:42]  After, you know, 2020, obviously, January, when are you going to start gaming?
[04:11:49]  I will announce it soon, believe me.
[04:11:51]  I'm doing some major gaming now, some gaming training, extending my fingering in the gaming.
[04:11:57]  But it'll be soon enough, dude.
[04:12:01]  All right.
[04:12:02]  And listen, I recommend Team Fortress 2.
[04:12:04]  Seriously, Ghost.
[04:12:05]  It's a good game.
[04:12:05]  It's free.
[04:12:06]  It's all, you know, a good game.
[04:12:08]  All right.
[04:12:08]  Well, thank you, Keemscares, because I don't want to fucking spend the last minute of my fucking 2019 with you.

=== Magic Missile Lightning Bolt (02:39) ===

[04:12:15]  I want to say right now, we're about headed into 2020 here in fucking one minute, baby.
[04:12:24]  One fucking minute.
[04:12:25]  I want to say thank you to each and every one of you that are listening.
[04:12:29]  I love you guys.
[04:12:31]  Even if you like me, if you hate me, I love you for Christ's sake.
[04:12:34]  Hey, look at this.
[04:12:35]  Dave and Capperschitz, do a barrel roll.
[04:12:38]  Here, let me get on the fucking dead.
[04:12:39]  We're going to do a barrel roll.
[04:12:40]  Hold on.
[04:12:41]  Hold on.
[04:12:41]  We're going to do a barrel roll right now.
[04:12:43]  Everybody ready?
[04:12:44]  Barrel roll.
[04:12:47]  All right.
[04:12:48]  We're almost here.
[04:12:50]  It's the 2020 is almost here.
[04:12:53]  Here it is.
[04:12:54]  Happy New Year.
[04:12:59]  Happy New Year.
[04:13:01]  It's 2020.
[04:13:03]  It's here.
[04:13:04]  They're popping fireworks outside.
[04:13:07]  Oh my God.
[04:13:08]  It's here.
[04:13:10]  Everybody's partying over here.
[04:13:12]  And I'm being belittled on my own fucking show.
[04:13:16]  But you know what?
[04:13:17]  Happy New Year, baby.
[04:13:19]  It is a brand new year and a brand new decade.
[04:13:24]  And I want to say cheers to every one of you, all right?
[04:13:27]  Do a magic, magic missile.
[04:13:29]  Magic missile.
[04:13:30]  I was a lightning bolt.
[04:13:31]  I wasn't magic missile.
[04:13:33]  I was lightning bolt.
[04:13:34]  And then magic missile.
[04:13:36]  Here, let's go ahead and do it.
[04:13:37]  Let's play.
[04:13:37]  I think I can find that shit.
[04:13:39]  Happy New Year.
[04:13:40]  Okay.
[04:13:41]  Happy New Year to everybody out there who is listening to the show, dude.
[04:13:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:13:48]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:13:49]  Here it is.
[04:13:50]  Everybody ready?
[04:13:51]  Here it is.
[04:13:52]  This is what Dark Me Magician Girl was talking about.
[04:13:56]  Listen to that.
[04:13:57]  Magic missile.
[04:14:00]  Magic missile. Magic missile. Magic missile. Magic missile. Magic missile. Magic missile.
[04:14:06]  Why does book sound like Feudershy?
[04:14:08]  Magic missile. Magic missile.
[04:14:10]  I don't know 15 and a half inches of imagination.
[04:14:13]  What the hell is this?
[04:14:13]  Magic missile.
[04:14:14]  Magic missile.
[04:14:18]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:19]  Magic missile.
[04:14:20]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:22]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:22]  Magic lightning bolt.
[04:14:24]  Magic missile.
[04:14:25]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:29]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:30]  Magic missile.
[04:14:31]  Magic lightning bolt.
[04:14:32]  Magic missile.
[04:14:34]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:35]  Magic missile.
[04:14:40]  Magic missile.
[04:14:41]  Lightning bolt.
[04:14:43]  Anyway, folks, happy new year to everybody out there who is listening, folks.
[04:14:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:14:48]  Happy New Year.
[04:14:50]  I mean, what a year it's been, folks.
[04:14:53]  And we're going to have many, many more.

=== Delivering Golden Microphone (04:15) ===

[04:14:54]  We're going to have many, many more for Christ.
[04:14:56]  We got Bonzie Bunny.
[04:14:58]  Happy New Year to you and your pigwife.
[04:15:00]  Ah, fuck off.
[04:15:03]  Listen, listen.
[04:15:04]  I'm not a fat hambone, first and foremost.
[04:15:07]  I just happen to have a little bit of a beer gut.
[04:15:10]  Okay?
[04:15:10]  I'm going to lose this beer gut coming this year.
[04:15:13]  I'm going to get fucking ripped.
[04:15:15]  I'm going to get ripped so that the milks or start creaming out of their pantyhose.
[04:15:19]  What is this?
[04:15:20]  Red Eyes Black Dragon do what I go.
[04:15:22]  Oh, yeah.
[04:15:22]  Are you kidding?
[04:15:27]  Tiger, tiger, tiger, uppercunt, tiger, tiger, tiger, uppercunt.
[04:15:36]  And shut up in the chat room, dude.
[04:15:37]  I'm not fat, you assholes, all right?
[04:15:40]  I've just been consuming copious amounts of beer, and beer is literal liquid bread.
[04:15:46]  So, you know, it's going right here to the breadbasket.
[04:15:48]  So it is what it is.
[04:15:50]  Anyway, happy new year to everybody.
[04:15:52]  It is a new decade.
[04:15:53]  I already feel the difference.
[04:15:56]  I already feel the difference.
[04:15:58]  And I'm telling you, it's not only going to be a great year, it's going to be a great decade for everyone that listens to this broadcast.
[04:16:05]  I'm telling you right now, unbelievable.
[04:16:08]  Unfucking believable, man.
[04:16:10]  2020, folks.
[04:16:12]  I started this broadcast in 2008.
[04:16:17]  2008.
[04:16:18]  It is now 2020.
[04:16:21]  And we are going to continue going.
[04:16:23]  telling you folks here in the next fucking eight to ten years they're going to be delivering me hand delivering me the golden microphone for broadcaster of the lifetime in the national broadcasters fucking hall of fame or whatever it is all right all right so i'm telling you right now i'm fucking i'm loving this all right I'm loving this.
[04:16:48]  I feel great.
[04:16:49]  I feel wonderful.
[04:16:50]  I already feel the new energy of the new year, the new decade.
[04:16:54]  2008 to 2020, baby.
[04:16:58]  Look at that, huh?
[04:17:01]  Over 12 years of internet broadcasting career, folks.
[04:17:06]  Over 12 years in this business.
[04:17:09]  Unfucking believable, man.
[04:17:10]  All right.
[04:17:11]  And who I'd like to thank first and foremost is I'd like to thank my wife, Mrs. Ghost, who's in the other room, kicking it with Templeton, all right, for being so patient and understanding that, you know, that this show was more than just a hobby.
[04:17:28]  It was sparking synapses in people's brains.
[04:17:32]  It was attempting to try to create capitalists out of folks that were listening.
[04:17:36]  And let me tell you something.
[04:17:38]  I'm very happy where I'm at here.
[04:17:40]  I'm very happy.
[04:17:42]  I'm very happy.
[04:17:44]  I couldn't be happier.
[04:17:45]  Let's put it that way.
[04:17:46]  All right.
[04:17:49]  That's right.
[04:17:49]  It's 13 years.
[04:17:50]  I said 12 years.
[04:17:51]  13 years of an internet broadcasting career that I've had.
[04:17:56]  Woo!
[04:17:57]  Unbelievable, baby.
[04:17:58]  Unfucking believable.
[04:17:59]  Give me my drink.
[04:18:03]  Ah, man, listen to all those people out there.
[04:18:07]  Even though it's supposed to be illegal to pop fireworks in San Antonio, Texas, it seems that nobody gives a shit.
[04:18:15]  So it is what it is.
[04:18:17]  All right.
[04:18:17]  What is this, Mike Hock?
[04:18:20]  I got to tell you, not having the $20.20 for this show was really nice.
[04:18:25]  I wanted to do it for 10 years.
[04:18:27]  But it'd be cool if you did a show every now and then without them.
[04:18:31]  I know.
[04:18:32]  This show had a completely different vibe from the others.
[04:18:35]  Of course, dude.
[04:18:36]  Of course, man.
[04:18:37]  It's New Year's.
[04:18:38]  Thank you, Mike Hock.
[04:18:40]  Aussie's for Trump.
[04:18:41]  What's up?
[04:18:41]  You said, hold on, let me get to see what you said.
[04:18:44]  Happy New Year's, mate.
[04:18:46]  I agree with you what you said.
[04:18:47]  I also like to say I've been listening to your broadcast since 2016.
[04:18:51]  Obama was president during the start of last decade.
[04:18:54]  This time, Trump, telling of what's to come.
[04:18:57]  You're damn right, Ann.
[04:18:58]  You're goddamn right, Ann, and you're goddamn right.
[04:19:01]  And by the way, Aussie's for Trump said that your broadcast was a significant factor in Trump winning.
[04:19:08]  Cheers, mate.

=== Emotional New Year Reflections (02:39) ===

[04:19:10]  And I'm telling you right now, folks, Ghost lists or ghostly, excuse me.
[04:19:15]  Trump listens to this broadcast.
[04:19:17]  I know that many of you may think I'm delusional and don't believe me, but you can sit there and believe what you want.
[04:19:23]  And by the way, I don't mean to be promoting other people's shit, but you got to give people credit.
[04:19:28]  What is this?
[04:19:28]  Bendover Williams.
[04:19:30]  Let Mrs. Ghost on the show for a few seconds.
[04:19:32]  Dude, just calm down.
[04:19:34]  All right.
[04:19:35]  Just calm down.
[04:19:36]  Why the hell is everybody so eager to want to listen to Mrs. Ghost for Christ's sake?
[04:19:40]  All right.
[04:19:41]  All right.
[04:19:41]  Mrs. Ghost is for my personal life.
[04:19:43]  As a matter of fact, the inner circle knows, you know, we talk and Mrs. Ghost is around and she talks, she laughs and etc.
[04:19:52]  So they know, they know she exists and that's all that matters.
[04:19:56]  You people can sit there and pretend that I don't really have a wife, that I'm some lonely fucking two-bit bastard, you know, that I'm a moron, that I'm a neckbeard, which ain't the fucking case, boy.
[04:20:09]  I tell you that right goddamn now.
[04:20:12]  I ain't the fucking case.
[04:20:14]  So, I think many of you need to recognize, if I don't say so myself, you need to recognize that this man right here, you know, not only has a family and a wife, but is a true capitalist, baby.
[04:20:25]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[04:20:27]  If you're still doing calls, call on me.
[04:20:30]  Been a long time lurker, and I want to finally pitch in.
[04:20:33]  All right, I'll do a couple of more calls here in just a second.
[04:20:36]  I'm just trying to sink in and celebrate and recognize that, goddamn, we are in 2020 now.
[04:20:44]  2020, not just a whole new year, a whole new decade, a whole new fucking decade.
[04:20:51]  I cannot believe it.
[04:20:53]  I cannot believe it, folks.
[04:20:54]  And we've been around for a while, folks.
[04:20:56]  I mean, time goes by like that, man.
[04:21:00]  Believe it or not, your life, it's going to go by so fast by the time you're on your deathbed, it's going to feel like you were just here for a cup of coffee.
[04:21:10]  And that's why you have to take moments like this to celebrate one's life, celebrate the fact that you were able to sit here and witness 2020.
[04:21:22]  I mean, we're in 2020.
[04:21:24]  Remember, Back to the Future was supposed to be giving us a glimpse of the future in 2015.
[04:21:30]  We're past that, baby.
[04:21:32]  We're past that.
[04:21:34]  It's unbelievable.
[04:21:35]  And I know that I may be going a little overboard on this one, but folks, I can't help it, man.
[04:21:40]  I mean, we are in 2020, and it is unbelievable.
[04:21:44]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:21:45]  It is unfucking believable that we are in such an age.

=== Time Goes By Like Coffee (11:05) ===

[04:21:50]  I don't even know what to say, man.
[04:21:51]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:21:55]  I'm a little taken back.
[04:21:56]  I think that I may be a little emotional here, and I don't want to get emotional.
[04:22:01]  You know, I don't want to get emotional, dude.
[04:22:03]  All right.
[04:22:03]  Just everybody just calm down.
[04:22:06]  Let me just.
[04:22:10]  Let me just calm down, folks.
[04:22:11]  All right.
[04:22:11]  Everybody just, let's just calm down for Christ's sake.
[04:22:15]  All right.
[04:22:15]  I'm getting a little emotional.
[04:22:17]  All right.
[04:22:18]  Because I'm reeling in the years, baby.
[04:22:21]  I mean, I'm fucking reeling in the goddamn years for Christ's sake.
[04:22:25]  You got to recognize that, you know, I kind of feel lucky to be here.
[04:22:29]  I disagree with the other Donnos.
[04:22:31]  20.20 credit Donnos are an integral part of the show.
[04:22:35]  I would go further and say that Ghostler should be converted to a dedicated jukebox.
[04:22:40]  All right, man.
[04:22:41]  All right, Mag OC Rant Hambonius.
[04:22:44]  All right, whatever.
[04:22:47]  Shut up.
[04:22:49]  Shut up, dude.
[04:22:50]  All right, just fucking asshole.
[04:22:55]  Oh my god.
[04:22:57]  All right, dude, we get it.
[04:23:00]  Shut up.
[04:23:00]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:23:02]  Shut up.
[04:23:04]  And look, here's Nefaria again.
[04:23:06]  I was going to shout out some homies before you played Guess the Minority.
[04:23:10]  So ill do it here.
[04:23:11]  Shout out to the homies.
[04:23:13]  Yeah, why don't you tell us what racial divide you are?
[04:23:20]  You're a Latin variant, aren't you?
[04:23:23]  You're a Latin variant, aren't you?
[04:23:25]  You've got to be a Latin variant.
[04:23:27]  Rolf Copter, Happy New Year.
[04:23:30]  Get rid of video donations completely.
[04:23:32]  You can leave them for the Saturday Night Troll Show to avoid copyright strikes.
[04:23:35]  Literal shitposts.
[04:23:36]  Been listening since 2011.
[04:23:38]  On a few occasions on the first episode of the Ghost Show, if you're really that interested.
[04:23:42]  Yeah, true.
[04:23:43]  And Ghost, since it's 2020 and you've been doing this for 13 years, can we please get to know your real first name?
[04:23:51]  No!
[04:23:51]  No!
[04:23:53]  Why?
[04:23:55]  What difference does it make?
[04:23:56]  Yeah, cry, babe.
[04:23:57]  Fuck you, dude.
[04:23:58]  I'm getting a little emotional.
[04:23:59]  So what, Billy?
[04:24:00]  You fucking dumb piece of crap.
[04:24:03]  Now, listen, I don't mean to be promoting somebody else's channel with my own shit, but I was really taken back by somebody who, whoever this is, okay?
[04:24:12]  Whoever this is, let me go to the damn PC shot here.
[04:24:16]  All right, let me put the PC shot.
[04:24:18]  Here it is.
[04:24:20]  Whoever this person is, all right, on YouTube, this TCR archive, they have every episode that, and they're trying to upload every episode that I've ever conducted, going back to the first true conservative radio show up until some of the more controversial stuff that I was doing in 2017-18.
[04:24:43]  So look, I don't know who, I don't know who this is that put this up, but you know, cheers to you.
[04:24:50]  And by the way, as I've stated before, I don't really care if folks that are out there take my content and kind of spread it around like wildfire like this, because that's what, you know, that's what keeps you alive.
[04:25:03]  So once again, folks, this is the channel.
[04:25:06]  As you can see, if you go to videos here, okay, it's not me, believe it or not, this is not me.
[04:25:11]  I know people are saying it's you, it is not me, all right?
[04:25:14]  This is not me.
[04:25:15]  Some fan took it upon themselves to do this.
[04:25:19]  And by the way, look, the latest upload was an hour ago.
[04:25:22]  Latest upload an hour ago.
[04:25:24]  But as you can see, it has every goddamn show.
[04:25:28]  So all of you folks that are, you know, kind of looking for a YouTube to take a look at all the old shows going back to 2017, 2016, 2018.
[04:25:39]  It even goes further than that, dude.
[04:25:41]  Look at this.
[04:25:42]  Look at all these shows, dude.
[04:25:44]  Look at all.
[04:25:45]  I mean, this person was a dedicated fan.
[04:25:47]  Listen to all of them.
[04:25:49]  All right.
[04:25:49]  And by the way, don't monetize any of this shit.
[04:25:55]  It doesn't matter if you take my work and do something else with it, but don't fucking monetize the show.
[04:26:02]  I mean, if you want to monetize your remix, that's one thing, but don't be monetizing shows and shit like that.
[04:26:08]  But anyway, look at all this content, folks.
[04:26:10]  Look at all this fucking content for you right here.
[04:26:13]  And by the way, whoever created this channel, get in contact with me because I appreciate this, by the way.
[04:26:18]  Look at this.
[04:26:19]  Look at this shit.
[04:26:20]  All that banging in the background.
[04:26:22]  Are you shitting in your wheelchair again?
[04:26:24]  Asshole, it's fucking goddamn fireworks.
[04:26:27]  All right.
[04:26:28]  No wonder your trailer smells so bad.
[04:26:31]  Fuck you, asshole.
[04:26:32]  All right.
[04:26:32]  Go fuck yourself.
[04:26:33]  What, Nefara?
[04:26:35]  I am black.
[04:26:36]  You're black.
[04:26:39]  Hey, cheers to Nefara.
[04:26:40]  He's one of my blacks.
[04:26:42]  Are you black?
[04:26:43]  Are you sure you sounded a little bit of Hispandex?
[04:26:46]  All right.
[04:26:47]  You sound a little Hispandex, if I don't say so myself.
[04:26:51]  I'm just saying.
[04:26:53]  I'm just saying.
[04:26:54]  Anyway, look, put the PC shot on.
[04:26:56]  Here it is.
[04:26:57]  The first goddamn show.
[04:27:00]  It was then called True Republican Radio.
[04:27:02]  True Conservative Republican Radio, January 12, 2010.
[04:27:08]  What?
[04:27:09]  We love turning your production notes into our toilet paper.
[04:27:12]  Yeah, I'm sure you do, you asshole.
[04:27:14]  I'm sure you fucking do 15 and a half inches, pure imagination.
[04:27:17]  Been listening since I was in college back in 09.
[04:27:20]  Hey, cheers, dude.
[04:27:21]  You should have a $20.20 free show.
[04:27:25]  Cheers.
[04:27:25]  Hey, I agree, dude.
[04:27:27]  That's why we did it for this new year.
[04:27:28]  Hey, there's Brooke again.
[04:27:30]  Damn, sorry, my stupid phone cut off because I had headphones in which messed with the audio.
[04:27:34]  That's all good.
[04:27:35]  Anyway that rip was for you and everyone else looking to the future in 2020 Cheers to all and to all a good night Cheers to Brook412 man Sleeping.
[04:27:44]  Cheers to Brooke 412.
[04:27:48]  Thank you, man.
[04:27:48]  Cheers to you.
[04:27:50]  And somebody put their email address.
[04:27:53]  I don't know what the hell they're putting their email address on.
[04:27:55]  Thank you very much.
[04:27:57]  He goes, happy 2020.
[04:27:59]  Congrats for Texas.
[04:28:00]  Steamrolling, Utah.
[04:28:02]  Also, I passed my civil PE exam.
[04:28:04]  Well, good for you, dude.
[04:28:05]  Cheers to you.
[04:28:06]  But anyway, listen, I mean, this is not mine.
[04:28:09]  This is not my channel.
[04:28:10]  But take a look at every goddamn show.
[04:28:13]  Every show is on here.
[04:28:15]  This is even the first show right here.
[04:28:16]  Don't totally radio.
[04:28:18]  The first goddamn show.
[04:28:20]  Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
[04:28:22]  Listen to that.
[04:28:23]  This is the first edition of The Go Show.
[04:28:27]  I'm glad that you're joining me this evening.
[04:28:30]  Today, we're going to talk about an issue that is definitely near and dear to my heart.
[04:28:34]  But before I do get into all that, I just wanted to introduce myself to everybody out there who's listening.
[04:28:39]  January 12th, 2008.
[04:28:41]  You know me as OG Ghost in certain parts.
[04:28:45]  It's kind of a little facetious name.
[04:28:47]  You know how the online world works.
[04:28:50]  I've seen some crazy conservatives.
[04:28:53]  Let me go ahead and relay my little screen name onto this little blog talk radio show.
[04:28:58]  I'm a conservative Republican, social conservative.
[04:29:01]  I'm conservative in my views on international relations policy.
[04:29:05]  I'm of the persuasion that thinks that George Bush is a great president.
[04:29:09]  Yeah, well, that's before I got woke.
[04:29:11]  That's before I got woke to the truth, all right?
[04:29:14]  What brings me on here on Blog Talk Radio and other parts of the internet is the fact that I'm tired of seeing American society going down the tubes.
[04:29:27]  Damn right.
[04:29:28]  And what I mean by going down the tubes is when I told you to move your trailer away from the highway, I didn't mean for you to move it into the ghetto.
[04:29:39]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:29:40]  Are you worried Tyrone is going to shoot through the window during a Kipler's dirty wheelchair?
[04:29:44]  Can you fuck off, dude?
[04:29:46]  Seriously.
[04:29:46]  I've been seeing a lot of social media become basking the memories.
[04:29:49]  This is the first show.
[04:29:51]  This is the first show ever, January 12th, 2008.
[04:29:54]  It's just completely gone.
[04:29:56]  And one of the reasons I believe the social ills of society have been implemented is because of the feminist movement, which is the main subject matter of what we're talking about this evening.
[04:30:09]  If you have anything to chime in about, if you have any insights, views, if you don't agree with me, if you do agree with me, give me a call.
[04:30:19]  The number to call in is 646-652-4869.
[04:30:24]  That number again is 646-652-4869.
[04:30:30]  And I'd like to thank whoever's out there listening.
[04:30:34]  It's Friday evening.
[04:30:35]  I'm sitting back enjoying the American lifestyle.
[04:30:41]  Listen, listen, that's the way it is, folks, okay?
[04:30:44]  And that's why I just want everybody to know if y'all want to go back in the archives, there's somebody named TCR Archive here, okay?
[04:30:53]  And here's his channel, and you can have every goddamn fucking show.
[04:30:58]  Look, this was a show from 2018.
[04:31:03]  Y'all remember these shows?
[04:31:20]  report And by the way, if you are not a part of Gab, and I'm talking about the last time.
[04:31:26]  Fuck Gab.
[04:31:26]  Fuck Gab.
[04:31:27]  They owe me money, dude.
[04:31:28]  Latest blog right there gives you links within that blog on memories.
[04:31:36]  Memories, dude.
[04:31:37]  Memories, dude, memories.
[04:31:38]  Who's this?
[04:31:40]  Billy FU, the banging in the background is the engineer slamming the wife's head in the doorknob.
[04:31:48]  Do you see yourself conducting a broadcast in a virtual room under a virtual avatar in front of a real live audience?
[04:31:52]  I've been thinking about it, Anonymous.
[04:31:54]  It seems like these next coming years are headed towards virtual reality platforms.
[04:31:58]  You're goddamn right.
[04:31:59]  Listen.
[04:32:02]  I would definitely do so, but it would mean that many of the people that listen have to have virtual reality setups.
[04:32:09]  And virtual reality setups aren't a necessity when it comes to technology.
[04:32:13]  So, I mean, it would be probably limited to those folks that actually have the virtual reality setup.
[04:32:20]  And as a matter of fact, I wanted to actually create and buy a virtual reality setup.
[04:32:26]  I'm just not very thrilled with some of the gameplay that I've seen of some of the newer virtual reality setups that have come out, dude.
[04:32:35]  No, you owe me money.
[04:32:37]  Fuck up.
[04:32:38]  Fuck you.
[04:32:39]  Bring back Engineer for host.
[04:32:42]  Ryan, we need you.
[04:32:43]  Save the show.
[04:32:44]  Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
[04:32:46]  All right, fucking Andrew Torby.
[04:32:48]  You owe me fucking money, dude.
[04:32:51]  You owe me fucking money.
[04:32:53]  And, you know, you just fucking just forget about it.

=== Mr Optimism Drunken Stupor (02:07) ===

[04:32:56]  Like, well, you know, if he's not saying anything about it, I mean, you know, who's looking, you know?
[04:33:01]  I'm Andrew Torba.
[04:33:02]  And remember, I used to be the free speech guy.
[04:33:04]  And now I've got all of you under my little community spell.
[04:33:08]  Now I'm regulating your speech, okay?
[04:33:11]  All right.
[04:33:11]  You better acknowledge that there was no Arminian genocide, okay?
[04:33:18]  Jesus Christ.
[04:33:20]  All right, folks.
[04:33:22]  All right, look, thank you guys here for celebrating a little bit here.
[04:33:26]  I do want to say Happy New Year to everybody out there for Christ's sake.
[04:33:30]  I know there's a lot of folks out there that are like, hey, Ghost, you know what?
[04:33:34]  I'm glad that you didn't do the $20, $20 today.
[04:33:38]  And the reason it is, is because I wanted this New Year show to be about you, me, and an intimacy of the people, okay?
[04:33:46]  Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go back to Radio Graffiti here in just one second, but I do want to fucking celebrate here.
[04:33:53]  I want to get some more beer.
[04:33:54]  And here's Nefaria 22, for Christ's sake.
[04:33:57]  I'm a dark key, although I am part Italian as well.
[04:34:01]  I want to be a very good person.
[04:34:01]  Part Italian.
[04:34:03]  And Mexicans don't exist in Pennsylvania.
[04:34:05]  That's why me and Keem Scarce are starting our own mafia.
[04:34:09]  Oh, yeah.
[04:34:10]  Oh, you and Keem Scares are starting your own mafia?
[04:34:13]  What is it?
[04:34:13]  You know, midgets in action?
[04:34:15]  M-I-A?
[04:34:16]  What are you talking about, huh?
[04:34:18]  Well, at least Nefara kind of sounds like a little manly.
[04:34:21]  At least, you know, you could tell that he's got a little bit of an Adam's apple dropping.
[04:34:25]  But Keem Scares is like, hey, you know what, Ghost?
[04:34:28]  I'm going to tell you something.
[04:34:29]  Sorry, guy, all right?
[04:34:30]  You know, happy new year there, ghost.
[04:34:32]  I fucking love you, man, okay?
[04:34:34]  Happy fucking new year, even though you whipped my ass in every fucking game you've ever met me in.
[04:34:39]  You know what I'm talking about?
[04:34:40]  Fucking yeah.
[04:34:41]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:34:43]  And what is this?
[04:34:44]  Mexicans don't exist in Pennsylvania.
[04:34:46]  The fuck?
[04:34:47]  Have you ever been to Scranton?
[04:34:51]  Look, I've never been to Pennsylvania.
[04:34:53]  Let's put it that way.
[04:34:54]  But yeah, apparently Mexicans are everywhere, dude.
[04:34:57]  They're all over the place.
[04:34:59]  The hell are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
[04:35:01]  As a matter of fact, hold on, excuse me.

=== Professional Doxers And Doctors (16:09) ===

[04:35:03]  Please excuse that belch.
[04:35:06]  But I'm trying to get a decent drunken stupor going on out here, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:35:11]  I'm trying to get a goddamn drunken stupor going on.
[04:35:14]  And by the way, hold on, hold on.
[04:35:18]  My wife's telling me something.
[04:35:19]  What the?
[04:35:20]  Oh, look, somebody just dropped by over here.
[04:35:23]  We've got Mr. Fucking Mr. Optimism in here, for Christ's sake.
[04:35:28]  Mr. Optimism just showed up.
[04:35:30]  Look, before we get to Radio Graffiti, yeah, get over here.
[04:35:33]  Get up.
[04:35:33]  Get over here, dude.
[04:35:35]  Yeah, okay.
[04:35:35]  Can we get over here?
[04:35:37]  Come on.
[04:35:39]  All right, we got Mr. Optimism in the house.
[04:35:42]  I'm glad you dropped by for Christ's sake.
[04:35:43]  All right, you could have dropped by a little sooner, but you know, whatever.
[04:35:47]  All right.
[04:35:48]  Anyway, Mr. Optimism, do you have anything to say to the people that are out there for Christ's sake?
[04:35:52]  Because it's a new year, a new decade.
[04:35:55]  Go ahead.
[04:35:56]  Get in.
[04:35:57]  Come here.
[04:35:58]  Take the seat here.
[04:35:58]  Take the seat.
[04:36:00]  Okay.
[04:36:01]  How is everybody doing?
[04:36:03]  I am Mr. Optimism, and we are definitely in a new year and a new decade.
[04:36:09]  And I want to say happy new year to all the folks that don't get as angry as Ghost.
[04:36:14]  I try to hang around Ghost to try to see if I can subdue his anger.
[04:36:19]  I know he's a genuine sweetheart whenever he's not in these angry moods.
[04:36:24]  So that's why I'm coming in here trying to give him a little bit of an optimistic kick, if you will, and try to get him doing his, you know, a little bit of a kinder type, gentler personality come 2020.
[04:36:39]  I do want to say thank you to everybody who donated to get my autograph a couple of years ago.
[04:36:46]  I was very tickled by the fact that you folks actually wanted to buy and purchase my autograph.
[04:36:52]  I definitely was a little taken back by that.
[04:36:56]  But I would like to spread a little bit of word of kindness and happiness and be positive.
[04:37:03]  Think optimistically.
[04:37:05]  You know, live joy.
[04:37:07]  Find happiness.
[04:37:09]  And is somebody donating?
[04:37:12]  Kuprick, how do you plan on helping Trump in 2020?
[04:37:15]  Do you predict another troll war or is the left defeated?
[04:37:18]  Mr. Optimism, how can we be kind to leftists?
[04:37:23]  That's a very good question.
[04:37:25]  I think that what people need to do is need to take the equation of politics out of social interaction.
[04:37:32]  I know we all have our own different perspectives when it comes to religion and politics, but I think that we need to just kind of disassociate ourselves from that whenever we're attempting to socially interact.
[04:37:44]  Because doing so, we could expose ourselves to different personalities that we could gather some wisdom or some knowledge or, you know, some networking situation from.
[04:37:56]  I think people are prohibiting themselves from potentially reaching out to their best capacity when sticking to their political and religious dogmas.
[04:38:07]  Mike Hawk, I still have that autograph here beside me on a display shelf.
[04:38:13]  Cheers to you, Mr. Optimism.
[04:38:15]  Wow.
[04:38:16]  Thank you very much, Mike Hawk.
[04:38:18]  I really do appreciate it.
[04:38:19]  That definitely brings a smile to my face.
[04:38:22]  But once again, folks, I think that 2020 should bring in a more positive, a more optimistic view on the future.
[04:38:31]  Because as I've always stated, as long as you have breath in your lungs and you have food on your plate, there really isn't anything to be so pessimistic about or angry.
[04:38:42]  I think that we are very fortunate in this country that we have the ability to be able to have exuberant amounts of food, exuberance amount of clean water, etc.
[04:38:54]  And I just think that everybody now that we are in this 2020 new year, new decade, I would like everybody to just stop the hate.
[04:39:03]  There is no reason to hate.
[04:39:06]  Take the hate out of your heart and love everybody, okay?
[04:39:10]  Let go of hate.
[04:39:13]  Let go of fear.
[04:39:15]  And love will find you.
[04:39:18]  I promise.
[04:39:20]  If you let go of hate and you let go of fear, love will find you.
[04:39:25]  Mr. Optimism, why do you sound like ghost with a dick in the ass?
[04:39:29]  Well, I don't sound anything like ghosts there, Billy F.U.
[04:39:32]  And I know you're probably trying to get a rile out of me, but unfortunately, I don't get upset.
[04:39:36]  I don't get angry.
[04:39:38]  I don't ever hate anybody.
[04:39:41]  I look at it like a telephone connection.
[04:39:44]  Like Billy F.U. tried to get a little rowl out of me.
[04:39:46]  I'm not going to respond to that.
[04:39:48]  I'm just going to say, okay, don't disconnect the line, but try and call again later.
[04:39:54]  And that's how I view every relationship that I ever come across, even if it's something as small as a conversational relationship.
[04:40:03]  So anyway, I would like to thank all of you for listening to the Ghost show.
[04:40:07]  I'm sure he's very happy about it.
[04:40:09]  I'm going to be here with Mrs. Ghost Templeton.
[04:40:13]  Hold on, what's this?
[04:40:15]  Khabib Nagamov, bring the N-word already?
[04:40:19]  Is that legal to say on YouTube?
[04:40:22]  The N-word?
[04:40:22]  Is that legal?
[04:40:24]  Kubrick, Mr. Optimism, can you teach me how to be kind to pedophiles?
[04:40:29]  Listen, I know you're trying to get a rile out of me.
[04:40:32]  That is not an appropriate question.
[04:40:34]  How much estrogen did you put in your marijuana this morning?
[04:40:36]  What are you talking about?
[04:40:37]  And from all the dick you take up your ass, do you have the same wheelchair shitting habit that Ghost does?
[04:40:42]  Now, I understand that you're trying to get a rile out of me for being so, being a very vulgar person.
[04:40:48]  But I think that you being vulgar is a highlight to something that is troubling you in your childhood.
[04:40:55]  Typically, when people try to be over-boisterous and when they try to be shocking in a regard of this capacity, it has something to do with them being a little bit, I don't know, dare I say, abused as a child, whether it be physical, whether it be verbal, potentially sexual.
[04:41:17]  So, I mean, I understand, okay?
[04:41:21]  I say to you, eat my ASA faggot.
[04:41:23]  Billy, F, you, obviously there's something wrong with your childhood.
[04:41:28]  And I'd like to touch you.
[04:41:29]  I'd like to feel you.
[04:41:31]  Hey, Ghost, Happy New Year's.
[04:41:32]  2019 was very painful for me.
[04:41:35]  I lost two jobs.
[04:41:36]  My grandpa passed away.
[04:41:38]  My girlfriend broke up with me.
[04:41:40]  Here's to 2020 and becoming a new better person.
[04:41:44]  Also, it's my puppy's first new year.
[04:41:45]  Give him a shout out.
[04:41:46]  His name is Dusty.
[04:41:48]  His name is Dusty.
[04:41:49]  Well, Dusty, Happy New Year.
[04:41:51]  And remember, no matter what life throws at you as it pertains to obstacles, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
[04:42:00]  And remember, time is the ultimate healer of wounds.
[04:42:05]  So if you happen to be a little hurt by tragedy of death, tragedy of the breakup of relationships, economic turmoil, you always can look to the fact that there's always somebody suffering worse than you.
[04:42:24]  And that's how you get by in life.
[04:42:26]  Are you a top or a bottom?
[04:42:28]  Because I am trying to get some ass in 2020.
[04:42:31]  Hit me up, nigga.
[04:42:32]  Oh, and are you a pause holder?
[04:42:34]  Oh, excuse me.
[04:42:34]  I don't talk about my personal life like that.
[04:42:38]  I don't talk about my personal life like that.
[04:42:40]  I'm sorry.
[04:42:41]  Duva dude.
[04:42:43]  Okay.
[04:42:44]  Waffle House.
[04:42:44]  Mr. Optimism is a victim of Bill Cosmo.
[04:42:47]  Mr. Optimism, what are your thoughts on those Hong Kong pigs disobeying the Chinese government?
[04:42:53]  Well, it's funny that you say that because I'm different politically than Ghost.
[04:42:59]  I believe that communism could potentially end mankind's greed and mankind's incivility and chaos.
[04:43:11]  If you take a look at China, okay, China is a perfect example of how communism needs to be run.
[04:43:18]  You see, communism is a collective leftist philosophy in which the centralized government, the dictatorship of the proletariat.
[04:43:30]  Will Mr. Ghost feel hardcore 2020?
[04:43:33]  You might have to ask Ghost that, Tempe.
[04:43:35]  I'm not too sure.
[04:43:36]  Okay.
[04:43:37]  I'm not too sure about that.
[04:43:40]  But what the Chinese government has done is been able to concoct a communist model in which it puts the collective first.
[04:43:49]  No matter what decade it is, you'll still be the same boomer hambone you always were.
[04:43:56]  I'm assuming you're talking about ghost, okay?
[04:43:58]  Watch my balls drop.
[04:44:00]  That's very inappropriate.
[04:44:01]  But, you know, I expect that.
[04:44:03]  Mr. Paw's hole, get back to radio graffiti, you stalling faggots.
[04:44:07]  Well, I want to explain to you about communism because I believe it's the best philosophy for social organization on a geopolitical scale.
[04:44:15]  And as I've stated before, what communism does, it forces people to be a part of the collective.
[04:44:22]  It forces people to be a part of the government, of the social services, of the means of production.
[04:44:31]  And you see, unlike capitalism, in which you have a bunch of riff-raff people that are utterly useless, not only in a capitalist society, but in a communist society, unfortunately, excuse me.
[04:44:44]  How many times do you get banged by ghost in his trailer?
[04:44:47]  Does his dick still work?
[04:44:49]  I ask that because he's a cripple and sometimes the dick doesn't work.
[04:44:52]  He is not crippling.
[04:44:53]  Okay, he's not handicapped.
[04:44:57]  He is not handicapped.
[04:44:59]  She goes can be even handicapped.
[04:45:03]  I don't know what this is about.
[04:45:04]  What is this, Ghost?
[04:45:05]  What is this?
[04:45:06]  Oh, somebody, listen, that's a donate.
[04:45:08]  I'm not doing videos.
[04:45:10]  All right, so these guys that are donating $20, 20 buckers, those are donations.
[04:45:15]  And by the way, let me get back to autism optimism.
[04:45:18]  Excuse me.
[04:45:19]  These fucking idiots have got me fucking flustered.
[04:45:21]  Can you go sit down with Mrs. Ghost and go kick back?
[04:45:24]  I'm going to get off here in a few, all right?
[04:45:26]  Yes, I'll go ahead and do that.
[04:45:29]  Anyway, let me say something to the chat here.
[04:45:32]  Like I said, the collective ideology of communism, it forces people to be a part of the collective, okay?
[04:45:40]  And it looks like somebody called the cops on the people that were popping fireworks out here.
[04:45:44]  That's great.
[04:45:45]  That's unbelievably great.
[04:45:48]  Anyway, as I was stating, communism forces people to be a part of the collective.
[04:45:55]  And if you don't, go for the virtual reality setup ghost.
[04:45:59]  And because tech companies are inclusive, they'll have a plus-size avatar with a wheelchair for you.
[04:46:05]  Okay, did you hear that ghost?
[04:46:06]  I don't know what the hell that's.
[04:46:09]  Hi, Mr. Optimism.
[04:46:10]  This year has been horrid.
[04:46:12]  My grades in grad school tanked, my dog died, and my best friend's GF made up a lie that made me lose my best friend.
[04:46:19]  Wow.
[04:46:20]  I wish well for you all.
[04:46:21]  EX, if Engineer would have made a much better show host than Ghost.
[04:46:26]  I don't think so.
[04:46:27]  I think that you're being real facetious in that regard.
[04:46:29]  Ghost is a closet anarcho-communist pansexual law.
[04:46:33]  No, actually, Ghost is a very, very hardcore capitalist, which me and him have debates and conversations about this all the time.
[04:46:42]  Because in my personal opinion, what capitalism does, it creates riffraft of human capital.
[04:46:49]  You know, many of you folks may view these folks as like poor or individuals that are just collecting a government paycheck and are not contributing in any capacity to society.
[04:47:02]  This would not be acceptable in communism.
[04:47:06]  You see, in communism, what ends up happening is that if you do not contribute to the collective ideology of communism, then you are eliminated.
[04:47:18]  And when you're eliminated, you are no longer a burden to the collective philosophy.
[04:47:24]  And I think that's what really needs to happen.
[04:47:27]  I mean, under the communist idea, we don't believe that human beings are anything special.
[04:47:34]  As a matter of fact, human beings are the equivalent of a piece of material, as if it's like a block to a building or a piece of lumber.
[04:47:44]  And that's what makes the collective act as a universal systematic force.
[04:47:51]  So in my personal view, I think that by applying collective philosophy.
[04:47:57]  Mr. Posative is definitely a commie Jew.
[04:48:00]  Needs a helicopter ride or a trip to the room with the wooden door.
[04:48:04]  Well, gas, gas, gas.
[04:48:06]  That's a capitalist perspective, obviously.
[04:48:10]  And who is this?
[04:48:11]  David Weiss.
[04:48:13]  How do you have pressurized system next to a vacuum without a container demonstrated?
[04:48:20]  I have no idea what you're talking about.
[04:48:22]  Duva Dude, tell us how to prep an anal passage.
[04:48:26]  Look, I don't know what you're talking about there, Duva.
[04:48:29]  Okay?
[04:48:31]  You're the urban gay man.
[04:48:34]  Am I correct?
[04:48:35]  You're the urban gay man?
[04:48:38]  I'd buy that for an hour.
[04:48:40]  I've just been assigned a 27-hour shift.
[04:48:43]  I start at 2 p.m. tomorrow and work until 5 p.m. the following day.
[04:48:48]  Wow.
[04:48:48]  IAM a machine.
[04:48:50]  Well, I definitely appreciate your work ethic there, Distilling.
[04:48:53]  Very much so.
[04:48:55]  Mr. Optimism on the wiki, it says whenever Mr. Optimism takes over the show, engineer often sounds afraid.
[04:49:02]  However, it's unclear why.
[04:49:04]  Why is that?
[04:49:06]  Do you and the engineer have history?
[04:49:08]  Well, I mean, not to be too harsh, but in a communist society, the engineer would have been aborted prior to him even being in existence in this earth.
[04:49:20]  You see, in a communist society, the collective tries to carve out the best of humanity.
[04:49:26]  Okay.
[04:49:27]  And hold on.
[04:49:29]  Get the fucking black guy on our way.
[04:49:31]  What does that mean, Khabib?
[04:49:32]  What does that mean?
[04:49:33]  Anyway, as I was stating, the communist collective, we usually abort the babies that are going to be retarded or the babies that aren't necessarily up to the mental or physical par.
[04:49:48]  And this is how we create such a magnificent communist collective society is by eliminating anything that's going to be a burden to the collective.
[04:49:59]  Okay?
[04:50:00]  I mean, that's literally what it comes down to.
[04:50:03]  I mean, if you're not going to contribute to the collective ideology, then you are of no use to communism.
[04:50:09]  And you should either be put in a labor camp to force you to go and work or be eliminated off the earth.
[04:50:17]  I mean, that's why you have Mao Cedong, one of the greatest leaders of all time, had no problem massively on a mass multi-million scale eliminating groups of people.
[04:50:33]  Because they were of no purpose to the collective.
[04:50:37]  So that's what happened to the engineer.
[04:50:39]  That's why me, the engineer, don't necessarily get along very well, because I personally believe that Ghost is, I think he's being a little bit too generous to a defect of humankind.
[04:50:52]  And under communism, we wouldn't allow this.
[04:50:55]  We don't allow retards in communist societies.
[04:51:00]  We eliminate communists.
[04:51:02]  Or excuse me, we eliminate retards, excuse me.
[04:51:05]  We eliminate cripples.
[04:51:08]  We eliminate any kind of defect in the society in general.

=== Eliminate Retards In Society (06:01) ===

[04:51:12]  Okay.
[04:51:13]  Anyway, look, I've got to go.
[04:51:15]  Ghost has got to finish his show here.
[04:51:18]  I'm going to kick it with Mrs. Ghost.
[04:51:20]  We're expecting a bunch of people here.
[04:51:22]  I'm very glad that Ghost is being so hospitable.
[04:51:26]  But I'd like to thank you all for listening to me.
[04:51:28]  I know that me and Ghost have vast contrast, different views, but I like Ghost, and I know that he's a very intellectual man.
[04:51:37]  And I know through intellectual debating, we can move Ghost from being a capitalist to being, you know, who knows, maybe a petty bourgeoisie socialist.
[04:51:49]  And then once he moves from petty bourgeoisie socialist, we can make him into a full-fledged communist.
[04:51:54]  You know?
[04:51:55]  Anyway, thank you very much.
[04:51:56]  I'm going to go ahead.
[04:51:57]  Here, can I take this off?
[04:51:58]  Yeah, I'm going to be out of here.
[04:52:00]  Thank you guys very much.
[04:52:01]  And happy new year, by the way.
[04:52:03]  All right.
[04:52:04]  I'm going to go over here with Mrs. Ghost.
[04:52:06]  All right, you go ahead and do that.
[04:52:07]  All right.
[04:52:08]  Thank you all.
[04:52:10]  That's Mr. Optimism right now.
[04:52:11]  Did you hear that, Ghost?
[04:52:13]  In a communist society, you'd be eliminated for being a fecally incontinent.
[04:52:18]  All right, all right.
[04:52:18]  Whatever, you idiot.
[04:52:19]  All right.
[04:52:20]  Just shut your fucking mouth.
[04:52:21]  All right.
[04:52:22]  Just shut your stupid stinking fucking hole.
[04:52:25]  All right, folks.
[04:52:26]  All right.
[04:52:26]  Look, happy new year to everybody.
[04:52:28]  All right.
[04:52:30]  I got to hurry up and go here.
[04:52:32]  But we're going to do a couple more radio graffiti calls.
[04:52:35]  And then I'm partying, baby.
[04:52:36]  Then it's party time.
[04:52:38]  It's Milla time.
[04:52:40]  I'm going to give me a fucking drunken stupor going on.
[04:52:43]  And what is it, Nefara822?
[04:52:45]  What should the gang that me and KeemSkaerce made should be called?
[04:52:48]  Type puss in chat if it should be called the left side loco pussy farts.
[04:52:53]  What the fuck?
[04:52:54]  Or type N-A-Y-G-E-R in chat if it should be called Fistful of Raging Niggers.
[04:52:59]  Oh, God, dude.
[04:53:00]  I'm not even going to acknowledge that, dude.
[04:53:02]  I'm not even going to fucking acknowledge that.
[04:53:04]  But I'll tell you what I am going to acknowledge.
[04:53:07]  I need more.
[04:53:12]  You're goddamn right.
[04:53:14]  Alan Combs.
[04:53:16]  Why did you steal radio graffiti from me?
[04:53:19]  Look, that brother is dead.
[04:53:21]  All right.
[04:53:22]  Alan Combs is dead.
[04:53:23]  And by the way, we called Alan Combs back in 2011.
[04:53:28]  Let me see if I can find that fucking recording here.
[04:53:31]  Let me see that.
[04:53:32]  Hold on just a second.
[04:53:37]  Let me see what I can.
[04:53:38]  Let me see if I can find.
[04:53:40]  No, I don't think it's here.
[04:53:41]  Jesus Christ.
[04:53:42]  Hold on.
[04:53:42]  Where is it?
[04:53:45]  Jesus Christ.
[04:53:46]  Let me see.
[04:53:50]  God damn it.
[04:53:53]  I can't find it, dude.
[04:53:55]  I wanted to find it, but I can't fucking find it, dude.
[04:53:58]  And what is this?
[04:53:59]  Hyperion Corporation.
[04:54:00]  You got the guy that you pissed on earlier on the show.
[04:54:03]  Were you trying to finish the job?
[04:54:06]  Dude, shut up, all right?
[04:54:08]  Seriously, man.
[04:54:09]  Can you shut up with that?
[04:54:10]  Listen, I told you all that story so that you folks, you know, can, you know, know why I didn't make it to the Saturday Night Troll show.
[04:54:21]  And unfortunately, you know, it is, you know, whatever, whatever.
[04:54:26]  All right, whatever the fuck.
[04:54:27]  I don't really give a shit.
[04:54:28]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:54:30]  All right, do whatever you want.
[04:54:33]  Think whatever you want.
[04:54:34]  Do whatever.
[04:54:34]  I don't give a shit.
[04:54:35]  All right.
[04:54:37]  Type one in the chat if you believe Ghost's real name is Thomas Alden.
[04:54:41]  Man, don't, don't, don't acknowledge that, dude, all right?
[04:54:44]  I'm serious.
[04:54:45]  Don't, don't fucking acknowledge that shit.
[04:54:48]  I mean, seriously.
[04:54:50]  I mean, all right.
[04:54:53]  Anyway, listen, I can't find it, dude.
[04:54:55]  I thought I was going to be able to find it, but I think I let me put this.
[04:55:02]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:55:03]  I'm looking for something right now since you morons want to fucking, you know, call out.
[04:55:08]  Oh, yeah, here it is.
[04:55:08]  All right, look, here it is.
[04:55:10]  Here it is right here.
[04:55:12]  Okay?
[04:55:16]  Now, this right here, okay, this is when we, when the hell did we do this?
[04:55:23]  No, that's not it.
[04:55:23]  That's not it.
[04:55:27]  Here it is.
[04:55:28]  All right.
[04:55:29]  We called Alan Combs back in 2011 or something.
[04:55:34]  And here it is.
[04:55:36]  All right?
[04:55:36]  4869.
[04:55:40]  That's the number for the capitalist army.
[04:55:44]  And anybody there?
[04:55:47]  That's correct.
[04:55:49]  Yeah, who is the capitalist army?
[04:55:51]  Group that promotes capitalism.
[04:55:54]  And we would like to actually get some more information on your show and just kind of want to.
[04:56:03]  Well, we are actually half professional doxers and they actually obtained.
[04:56:08]  That's Amy Daly, by the way.
[04:56:10]  You're a professional doctor?
[04:56:12]  That's correct.
[04:56:21]  You're professional doctors?
[04:56:24]  Doctors.
[04:56:25]  Doxers.
[04:56:28]  You're cutting it.
[04:56:31]  No, I'm sorry, Alan.
[04:56:32]  We're actually professional doxers.
[04:56:38]  Professional doctors.
[04:56:39]  Yeah, doxers.
[04:56:43]  Doctors.
[04:56:44]  That's correct.
[04:56:45]  I mean, what is a doxer?
[04:56:48]  Basically, we gather information upon people and dox them.
[04:56:56]  I did it anyway.
[04:56:58]  Well, when you have the chance on, if you could give us a call and we'll just interview you.
[04:57:04]  We would like to interview you about.
[04:57:06]  I don't want to play our name, you have my number.
[04:57:08]  Could you tell me this again?
[04:57:09]  Yeah, we boxed you.
[04:57:12]  You doxed me?

=== We Are Professional Doxers (02:57) ===

[04:57:14]  Yes.
[04:57:14]  What does that mean?
[04:57:15]  How do you do that?
[04:57:17]  Well, it's actually, it's like private detective work.
[04:57:21]  It's from the, we're from the internet.
[04:57:23]  Thank you.
[04:57:28]  Thank you.
[04:57:29]  Yeah, that's fucking Alan Combs being called, okay?
[04:57:33]  When he tried to say, hey, reader graffiti.
[04:57:38]  He sounded a little flustered on how the hell we got his goddamn number.
[04:57:42]  But you know me, folks.
[04:57:43]  I can get anybody.
[04:57:44]  I can get anybody's number, dude.
[04:57:46]  I mean, do y'all remember back in 2016?
[04:57:49]  Look, I don't want to take credit for this because I still could get busted, right?
[04:57:54]  Hail goes lore.
[04:57:55]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:57:56]  Anyway, y'all remember, dude, I fucking fucking released fucking El Rato's fucking home number on Twitter.
[04:58:04]  Y'all remember that shit?
[04:58:05]  Anyway, look, anyway, let's move on.
[04:58:07]  Never mind.
[04:58:08]  All right, never mind.
[04:58:09]  That was a long time ago.
[04:58:11]  We ain't doing shit like that anymore.
[04:58:12]  All right.
[04:58:13]  We're the good guys now.
[04:58:15]  All right.
[04:58:16]  Y'all remember that shit?
[04:58:17]  I fucking dox Mitt Romney's fucking six houses and shit.
[04:58:20]  Y'all remember that shit?
[04:58:23]  Y'all remember when I fucking outed John Kasich as a homosexual?
[04:58:29]  Y'all remember that?
[04:58:32]  Y'all remember that in 2016?
[04:58:34]  I fucking highlighted the secret gay lover of John Kasich and I told people to tweet at him.
[04:58:41]  And then once people were tweeting at him, he fucking, you know, he kept his fucking shit private, never fucking put it unprivate again.
[04:58:50]  And why did I do this?
[04:58:51]  Because Trump had to be elected.
[04:58:53]  Do you understand?
[04:58:54]  Y'all remember Dox the Delegates?
[04:58:56]  Y'all remember that shit, dude?
[04:58:57]  We fucking, we, we, look, all right, never mind.
[04:59:00]  Let's move on, dude.
[04:59:00]  I don't want to, I don't want to recant anything that could potentially, you know, that could potentially fucking put me in some jeopardy for Christ's sake.
[04:59:10]  I mean, now doxing is a fucking federal crime or some shit now, dude.
[04:59:14]  And if y'all don't believe me, go to that archive that I showed you about fucking 15, 20 minutes ago and listen to all of 2016.
[04:59:23]  Listen to all of 2016 shows and you'll see what I'm talking about, all right?
[04:59:30]  I mean, dude, I said that Seth Rich was the supplier of the DNC fucking leaks literally a week before Julian Assange was interviewed by that Dutch news agency, and he basically validated.
[04:59:48]  I'm just saying, dude, that was a badass year.
[04:59:50]  2016, dude.
[04:59:53]  We did some dangerous shit, or at least the capitalist army did some dangerous shit.
[04:59:57]  Let's put it that way.
[04:59:58]  And let me tell you something.
[04:59:59]  I'd do it again.
[05:00:00]  I'd do it all over again to get Trump elected, baby.
[05:00:02]  I'd do it all over again.
[05:00:06]  So anyway, y'all remember hashtag leave him Heidi?
[05:00:09]  I mean, we did a whole bunch of shit, man.

=== Dangerous Shit To Elect Trump (15:20) ===

[05:00:11]  You're my smoke.
[05:00:13]  It's good stuff, dude.
[05:00:21]  Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
[05:00:22]  Look at people are saying, Liar.
[05:00:24]  Say I'm lying.
[05:00:25]  I don't give a shit.
[05:00:29]  Say I'm lying.
[05:00:30]  I don't really give a fuck, you motherfuckers.
[05:00:32]  I don't really give a goddamn.
[05:00:33]  All right.
[05:00:34]  All right, let's get back to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:00:38]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
[05:00:43]  That's right, folks.
[05:00:44]  We are back on Radio Graffiti.
[05:00:46]  This is the part of the show where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[05:00:50]  Once again, all you got to do is call that fucking number right there, 515-604-9052.
[05:00:57]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, you just push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag and the pound key.
[05:01:05]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[05:01:10]  Okay?
[05:01:11]  And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[05:01:19]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[05:01:22]  All right.
[05:01:23]  And without any further ado, let's just go ahead and take some Radio Graffiti calls right now.
[05:01:30]  And look at these fucking crotch rocket cocksuckers.
[05:01:32]  You see that?
[05:01:33]  Fucking crotch rocket motherfuckers.
[05:01:35]  All right, here we go.
[05:01:36]  Let's take some radio graffiti calls here.
[05:01:38]  How about who the hell is Jewish Family song, Radio Graffiti?
[05:01:47]  What the hell?
[05:01:48]  How come I can't click your ass on?
[05:01:49]  Get on, man.
[05:01:50]  What the hell?
[05:01:53]  You must be jerking your Precker shaft.
[05:01:55]  How about what the hell is this?
[05:01:58]  Hold on.
[05:01:59]  Let me refresh this shit.
[05:02:00]  Jesus Christ.
[05:02:03]  All right, here it is.
[05:02:04]  Ghost Exposed Radio Graffiti.
[05:02:07]  What the fuck's going on?
[05:02:10]  For Christ's sake, you fucking fox.
[05:02:13]  Hold on, folks.
[05:02:15]  We're having technical difficulties here on the goddamn radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[05:02:21]  All right.
[05:02:22]  Jesus fucking hell.
[05:02:25]  Jesus fucking hell.
[05:02:28]  And don't call me a boomer.
[05:02:30]  Shut up.
[05:02:31]  Two words the mainstream media will not say Eric Taramella.
[05:02:36]  Yeah, that's the fucking supposed whistleblower.
[05:02:38]  And look, has anybody seen what this fucking whistleblower looks like?
[05:02:42]  Here, I'm going to fucking do it.
[05:02:44]  I'm going to show you what this fucking idiot looks like.
[05:02:46]  He looks like a fucking fruit bowl that's servicing glory holes at a fucking gay bar somewhere in America.
[05:02:54]  All right.
[05:02:54]  Look, here he is right here.
[05:02:56]  Look, let's fucking look at him.
[05:02:57]  Here he is right here.
[05:02:58]  Here's a fucking whistleblower.
[05:03:00]  This fucking guy.
[05:03:01]  Here it is.
[05:03:02]  There he is.
[05:03:03]  Look at this fucking, for this guy supposedly CIA.
[05:03:06]  What a fucking fruiter.
[05:03:07]  All right.
[05:03:08]  What a fucking, what a fruity ass bastard, for Christ's sake.
[05:03:12]  That's the CIA.
[05:03:14]  This is what the CIA is fucking recruiting.
[05:03:16]  Some four-eyed, fucking stupid piece of fucking goddamn femmboy looking shit like this.
[05:03:22]  Look at this dork.
[05:03:24]  This is a fucking goddamn whistleblower that everybody's trying to protect.
[05:03:30]  Fucking idiot.
[05:03:31]  He's a CIA agent, but he needs protection.
[05:03:36]  Fucking CIA sucks now, dude.
[05:03:38]  I'm sorry.
[05:03:39]  Somebody has to say it.
[05:03:41]  I mean, the CIA has become such a pretty intelligence agency as of late.
[05:03:47]  A very pretty one.
[05:03:49]  Jesus Christ.
[05:03:50]  Anyway, let's get back to Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[05:03:53]  Anyway, and by the way, I think everybody should fucking post that idiot's face everywhere.
[05:04:02]  All right?
[05:04:03]  Because this is the guy that caused the whole fucking impeachment bullshit.
[05:04:07]  And this guy should be taken down for treason.
[05:04:10]  That Eric Carmella, whatever the fuck his name is, somebody should throw a fucking citizen's arrest on him.
[05:04:15]  Because I'm telling you, nobody's gonna because he's a part of the fucking CIA.
[05:04:20]  And I'm tired of it.
[05:04:21]  I'm fucking tired of it.
[05:04:24]  All right, let's get to Radio Graffiti.
[05:04:26]  How about female crippled capitalist radio?
[05:04:29]  What the fuck is going on, dude?
[05:04:32]  How come I can't fucking click any of these fucking things on?
[05:04:35]  Here it is.
[05:04:36]  Female.
[05:04:36]  What's going on, girls?
[05:04:37]  Happy New Year.
[05:04:38]  Happy New Year to everybody on the chat.
[05:04:42]  On this episode of Unusual Families, we head to the Albin residence in San Antonio, Texas.
[05:04:48]  Mrs. Ghost Love Hoor, nuts.
[05:04:51]  You miss Unusual Family.
[05:04:52]  Alvin, not only this is her husband Thomas Alvin, but with three other men.
[05:04:56]  This is modern-day America.
[05:04:58]  Love of ghosts.
[05:05:00]  Hop it off.
[05:05:01]  Mrs. Ghost is pregnant.
[05:05:03]  And of course, I am number four.
[05:05:08]  He Thomas's along with three other men.
[05:05:10]  I know.
[05:05:10]  On this episode.
[05:05:16]  What the fuck is that?
[05:05:18]  Ghost.
[05:05:19]  Everybody can hear you literally right now.
[05:05:22]  I don't know what the hell's going on.
[05:05:25]  What the hell's going on, man?
[05:05:27]  I can't fucking...
[05:05:28]  This stupid fucking goddamn radio graffiti shit is fucking up, man!
[05:05:34]  IT'S FUCKING UP!
[05:05:36]  Yeah, it's like, as soon as you unmute it...
[05:05:39]  Everybody can hear you.
[05:05:41]  Oh, Christ, dude.
[05:05:42]  This is, you know what, man?
[05:05:44]  I mean, all I'm trying to do is do a fucking show, man.
[05:05:48]  I can't really hear you on the mic at all.
[05:05:50]  Oh, great.
[05:05:52]  Fucking great.
[05:05:53]  Oh, great.
[05:05:55]  Now I know what's going on.
[05:05:59]  Jesus Christ.
[05:06:01]  Hold on, Can't Abuser.
[05:06:02]  Hold on, dude.
[05:06:04]  Jesus Christ.
[05:06:05]  This kind of sounds like far.
[05:06:07]  Yeah, I understand.
[05:06:08]  Anyway, hold on.
[05:06:09]  What's up?
[05:06:10]  What's up, Con?
[05:06:11]  Hey, Kans Abuser, are you there?
[05:06:13]  Yeah, I'm here.
[05:06:15]  I can hear you better now.
[05:06:16]  All right, good.
[05:06:16]  That's good to know.
[05:06:17]  Hey, nothing chilling.
[05:06:18]  How are you doing, man?
[05:06:20]  I'm much, man.
[05:06:21]  Happy New Year and Happy New Year to everybody in the chat.
[05:06:23]  Especially the folks on the Central Circle as well.
[05:06:27]  And a shout out to Tuli Atkins.
[05:06:28]  I never thought she was into Shiva's Regal, too.
[05:06:32]  Also, shout out to Pet Mexican.
[05:06:34]  Kill that, Casmal.
[05:06:36]  You know, all that.
[05:06:38]  All right, man.
[05:06:39]  Well, thank you very much, Can's Abuser.
[05:06:41]  I appreciate it, dude.
[05:06:42]  And congrats on being fan of the year.
[05:06:47]  Yeah.
[05:06:49]  Yeah, anyways.
[05:06:50]  All right, man.
[05:06:52]  Yeah, I'm trying, dude.
[05:06:54]  I don't know what the fuck's going on.
[05:06:55]  Hey, cheers to Can't Abuser.
[05:06:58]  And what is this?
[05:06:58]  Blame Mr. Optim.
[05:07:00]  You know what?
[05:07:00]  I should blame Mr. Optimus.
[05:07:01]  I don't know what the fuck's going on here, folks.
[05:07:03]  We're having major technical difficulties out here.
[05:07:07]  And I really don't appreciate it, dude.
[05:07:09]  I don't understand why this is doing this.
[05:07:11]  I mean, this really pisses me the fuck off.
[05:07:14]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[05:07:16]  I mean, it really fucking pisses me off here.
[05:07:18]  Jesus Christ.
[05:07:20]  I mean, I don't know what to say, dude.
[05:07:25]  I don't know.
[05:07:27]  I can't call on anybody for Christ's sake.
[05:07:29]  It's maybe because of the new year or whatever the cry.
[05:07:32]  I don't know what's going on here, man.
[05:07:34]  But I'm going to have to end Radio Graffiti because I can't do shit.
[05:07:38]  I can't do anything.
[05:07:41]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:07:42]  I can't do shit from Shine Olon here.
[05:07:44]  And it makes me fucking sick.
[05:07:46]  Jesus Christ.
[05:07:50]  Oh, my God.
[05:07:51]  All right, dude.
[05:07:52]  I don't know what the hell's going on, folks.
[05:07:55]  All right, look at shut up.
[05:07:56]  Don't call me a boomer, all right?
[05:07:58]  Don't call me a fucking boomer, for Christ's sake, man.
[05:08:03]  All right, I mean, I'm sitting over here.
[05:08:05]  I'm trying, man.
[05:08:06]  I'm trying to figure this shit out.
[05:08:08]  And the bad part about it is it looks like it's over there.
[05:08:11]  It looks like it's the fucking the host of this shit.
[05:08:14]  They're having problems.
[05:08:16]  All right, that's what it looks like.
[05:08:17]  It looks like the host of this shit is fucking having some goddamn problems for Christ's sake.
[05:08:21]  Because, I mean, I mean, I'm on here.
[05:08:24]  I don't know what the fuck's going on.
[05:08:26]  But we're having a fucking technical difficulty, dude.
[05:08:29]  I'm sorry.
[05:08:30]  I'm not bullshitting around.
[05:08:34]  What the fuck is going on here?
[05:08:36]  It's over there.
[05:08:36]  It's the people that host this shit.
[05:08:39]  All right?
[05:08:41]  It's not my fucking fault.
[05:08:43]  All right.
[05:08:44]  It's not my fucking fault, dude.
[05:08:45]  It's these people that are hosting this shit.
[05:08:48]  I mean, it's literally showing no fucking callers.
[05:08:52]  And I don't know.
[05:08:53]  I'm done, dude.
[05:08:54]  All right.
[05:08:54]  I'm done with this shit.
[05:08:55]  Alan Combs, my punitive damages have taken effect.
[05:08:59]  You will never do radio graffiti again.
[05:09:01]  All right.
[05:09:02]  Shut up.
[05:09:02]  All right.
[05:09:05]  I can't believe this shit, dude.
[05:09:07]  I cannot believe that this is doing this.
[05:09:10]  I can't believe this shit.
[05:09:11]  I cannot believe it.
[05:09:14]  I have no idea what the hell is going on here.
[05:09:19]  I mean, I can't see anybody on the goddamn switchboard here.
[05:09:24]  It's like the switchboard has crapped the fuck out.
[05:09:28]  All right.
[05:09:28]  I mean, the last two people are probably still on the line.
[05:09:31]  Are y'all on the line?
[05:09:32]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:09:35]  Oink oink.
[05:09:35]  Ghost, you specifically said that you would sabotage radio graffiti because you would make less on donations.
[05:09:41]  Oink coink.
[05:09:42]  I never said that shit ever, you fucking idiot.
[05:09:45]  I never said anything like that, you fucking liar.
[05:09:50]  Mrs. and Mr. Boy, as a boomer ghost, what the fuck did you just say, you idiot?
[05:09:55]  As a boomer ghost, can you tell me about your sorry excuse for a human lifestyle?
[05:10:00]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[05:10:02]  Ghost, you fucking boomer.
[05:10:04]  You left people on the line.
[05:10:08]  You stupid fucking idiot.
[05:10:10]  All right, look.
[05:10:11]  All right.
[05:10:11]  Oh, wait.
[05:10:11]  Are we back?
[05:10:12]  All right.
[05:10:12]  I think we're back.
[05:10:14]  Are we back?
[05:10:15]  This better work.
[05:10:17]  This better work for Christ's sake.
[05:10:20]  It's not working, dude.
[05:10:22]  None of this shit is working, dude.
[05:10:25]  I don't understand why this isn't working.
[05:10:27]  This is really starting to piss me off.
[05:10:29]  Nothing is working on the switchboard, dude.
[05:10:31]  I'm not kidding.
[05:10:33]  I'm not trying to get off of the fucking, I don't know if it's a new year or what it is, but this is, I can't click on anything.
[05:10:42]  Can't abuser is still on the horn.
[05:10:44]  You there, Kans Abuser?
[05:10:46]  I mean, he's still there.
[05:10:48]  I'm not even joking around, dude.
[05:10:49]  Kans Abuser, you're still there, right?
[05:10:53]  Yeah, I mean, I know.
[05:10:56]  I can't fucking put you on mute.
[05:10:58]  Apparently, he's kind of going stopping the mic now.
[05:11:01]  Yeah, I can't do shit.
[05:11:03]  I can't do anything, dude.
[05:11:05]  I can't do shit.
[05:11:07]  Hey, what is this?
[05:11:07]  Jack the Beamstalker sucks about the switchboard ghost.
[05:11:10]  Let's do the date.
[05:11:11]  Dude, I'm not doing no fucking dateline, dude.
[05:11:13]  Are you shitting me?
[05:11:15]  Fucking date line.
[05:11:18]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:11:19]  And look, the dialer isn't working either.
[05:11:21]  According to people, they're saying it gives a weird tone when you call in.
[05:11:25]  Dude, that sucks, man.
[05:11:27]  You know, that really fucking sucks.
[05:11:30]  All right, dude.
[05:11:30]  Listen, look, I don't know what's going on, but I'm going to get off.
[05:11:35]  All right.
[05:11:35]  Let's just get off of here.
[05:11:37]  Okay.
[05:11:38]  I don't know what the hell happened, dude.
[05:11:40]  I don't know what's going on.
[05:11:41]  It's obviously over there.
[05:11:42]  It ain't me.
[05:11:44]  Okay.
[05:11:45]  So I'm ending radio graffiti right now.
[05:11:47]  And I'm going to.
[05:11:49]  Do the dateline, dude.
[05:11:51]  It's fucking New Year's Eve.
[05:11:52]  Everybody's partying.
[05:11:54]  If you're not getting laid right now, then there's something wrong with your ass, for Christ's sake.
[05:12:00]  And you see, look at even Kansas Abuser saying, now I can't even call from the app.
[05:12:04]  It crashes.
[05:12:05]  I'm telling you, it's something with this goddamn fucking shit, dude.
[05:12:11]  I can't help it.
[05:12:12]  Ghosts Obama computer is fake.
[05:12:14]  It's not my computer, you dickhead.
[05:12:16]  It's over there.
[05:12:18]  It's the fucking people that host this service.
[05:12:22]  Jesus, fuck.
[05:12:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:12:26]  I got a tap out for you.
[05:12:27]  the booze is putting me to sleep now.
[05:12:30]  Thanks for the show tonight, it was a pretty damn good one.
[05:12:33]  Yeah it was a good one.
[05:12:34]  Cheers to everyone.
[05:12:35]  I hope you all enjoy the rest of your nights.
[05:12:38]  Yeah, no kidding.
[05:12:39]  Let's wind it down here, okay?
[05:12:41]  Let's wind it down.
[05:12:42]  No, I didn't fart, you idiot.
[05:12:43]  All right.
[05:12:44]  I fucking sucked in a burp.
[05:12:46]  All right.
[05:12:46]  That's what it is what it was.
[05:12:47]  Anyway, listen, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
[05:12:50]  What is this?
[05:12:50]  Lettuce.
[05:12:52]  Thanks, Mr. Autism, for the radio graffiti crash.
[05:12:55]  Once stopped me from wishing y'all a happy new year.
[05:12:58]  Oh, yeah.
[05:12:58]  Oh, yeah.
[05:12:59]  Here comes the retards.
[05:13:00]  Oh, yeah, we did it.
[05:13:02]  We did it.
[05:13:03]  Oh, yeah, we did it.
[05:13:04]  Get the fuck out of here, you stupid moron.
[05:13:07]  Fucking wannabes.
[05:13:08]  You wouldn't know what to do.
[05:13:09]  You fucking, the last time you said that.
[05:13:11]  Oh, yeah, I did a buffer overflow, and that's why we did it.
[05:13:14]  That's nothing to do.
[05:13:16]  All right, whatever.
[05:13:17]  All right.
[05:13:19]  If that's going to make your fucking New Year's that much better, that's great for you.
[05:13:22]  All right.
[05:13:23]  I'm glad for you.
[05:13:24]  All right.
[05:13:25]  Anyway, I want to thank everybody in the chat room.
[05:13:28]  Everybody for tuning in with me.
[05:13:30]  Like I said, I was going to do no $20, 20 bucker donations.
[05:13:34]  And it says right there on the screen, no video share tonight.
[05:13:39]  New Year's Eve will be considered a regular donation.
[05:13:42]  And you still did it.
[05:13:44]  So it is what it is.
[05:13:45]  All right.
[05:13:46]  It is what it is.
[05:13:48]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[05:13:50]  I want to say cheers to everybody out here who scammed what?
[05:13:56]  You fucking fuck you, Blackford.
[05:13:58]  Kick Black Frost's ass out of here.
[05:14:00]  Kick all these idiots.
[05:14:01]  All right.
[05:14:01]  You know what?
[05:14:02]  If y'all think I'm scamming, eat my dick up to your hiccup.
[05:14:05]  All right, assholes.
[05:14:06]  I'm getting out of here.
[05:14:07]  You people are pieces of trash.
[05:14:10]  How fucking dare you treat me like this on New Year's?
[05:14:13]  Ghost Iwana, thank you for giving an award for the Ghosties for stinkiest balls of the year.
[05:14:18]  Yeah, I'm sure.
[05:14:18]  Tears in my eyes.
[05:14:19]  Yeah, I'm sure.
[05:14:20]  I'm sure you do, for Christ's sake.
[05:14:22]  Jesus Christ.
[05:14:24]  I mean, I'm sure.
[05:14:25]  I mean, do you have the bat wings with the balls?
[05:14:30]  You know, like, you know, it's so fucking clammy down there that your balls stick to your thighs and create the bat wings.
[05:14:35]  Do you do that shit there, Nafara 822?
[05:14:39]  I'm sure you do, you sick fuck.
[05:14:41]  I'm sure you do.
[05:14:42]  Anyway, I'm getting out of here, okay?
[05:14:45]  Once again, Happy New Year.
[05:14:50]  And I want to thank everybody.
[05:14:52]  I will be back this Thursday, believe it or not.
[05:14:55]  I will be back this Thursday at the traditional time, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:15:01]  And I will be here to conduct another Ghost show, episode 130.
[05:15:06]  And by the way, we're going to be getting a little bit more serious.
[05:15:08]  And yes, the $20.20 buckers will be back on Thursday, okay?
[05:15:14]  So all you guys are out there.
[05:15:16]  Oh, my God.
[05:15:17]  I wanted to do a video dono.
[05:15:21]  You can do it on Thursday, but we had to have ourselves a New Year's.
[05:15:25]  All right.
[05:15:26]  We've had to have a New Year's.
[05:15:27]  And by the way, I want to say congrats to the winners of the Ghosties.

=== Congrats To Troll Of The Year (02:41) ===

[05:15:32]  I want to say congrats to Troll of the Year, Jackler, best text-to-speecher, Dark Me Magician Girl, best shout-out name, Spermy the Cat.
[05:15:44]  Best Splicer, Seriously, Samsung, best remix, The Ghost Troll March, Fail Troll of the Year, the idiot that keeps calling up on Anonymous on Radio Graffiti with that stupid song, Walls Fall Out.
[05:15:59]  All right.
[05:16:01]  The Ghostie for the Ghost Show and Saturday Night Troll Show fan of the year was Cannes Abuser.
[05:16:08]  Okay.
[05:16:09]  And chat room of the year was the public YouTube and Vaughn chat rooms.
[05:16:16]  And by the way, Capitalist of the Year, distilling.
[05:16:20]  Even though it seemed at first he thought, I don't know, I gave it to somebody else.
[05:16:24]  He was like, what the fuck?
[05:16:25]  I don't believe this shit.
[05:16:27]  You stupid cunt.
[05:16:29]  I'll go over there and shove a goddamn kangaroo head up your ass.
[05:16:33]  And then he realized that he was Capitalist of the Year.
[05:16:36]  And then he was like, oh, okay, okay.
[05:16:38]  My bad now.
[05:16:39]  It must be all the paint.
[05:16:40]  I'm sniffing up my crotch.
[05:16:43]  So anyway, once again, thank you guys for chilling.
[05:16:46]  I will be back once again Thursday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:16:52]  Happy New Year to each and every one of you.
[05:16:54]  And by the way, go to your nearest party, okay?
[05:16:56]  You can go to any bar right now.
[05:16:59]  And I guarantee you, there are women there that are looking to get the high hard one.
[05:17:03]  Go out, wash your face, comb your hair, okay?
[05:17:07]  Shave your fucking neck beard, buy some decent threads, and go out right now and get yourself a piece of poon.
[05:17:14]  All right.
[05:17:15]  All right.
[05:17:16]  Get yourself a piece of poon.
[05:17:18]  All right.
[05:17:18]  Don't rob yourself.
[05:17:19]  All right.
[05:17:20]  It's not hard to get.
[05:17:22]  Anyway, Happy New Year.
[05:17:28]  Cheers to everybody.
[05:17:30]  Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I love you all.
[05:17:33]  It is going to be a great year.
[05:17:35]  It is going to be a great decade.
[05:17:37]  Thank you all for listening to me on New Year's Eve and those that listen to me on Christmas Eve.
[05:17:43]  Cheers, baby, cheers.
[05:17:45]  I'm out of here.
[05:17:47]  And what do I usually say?
[05:17:49]  Long live the capitalist army and death to communism.
[05:17:56]  Death to socialism.
[05:18:00]  And death, death, death to feminism.
[05:18:04]  All right.
[05:18:04]  I'm out of here, boy.
[05:18:06]  I'll be back Thursday, 8.30 p.m. I'm out of here.
[05:18:13]  Woo!