True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 118   THIS IMPEACHMENT HEARING IS A JOKE
Aired: 2020-05-25
Duration: 03:52:09


=== Ghost Show Episode 118 (02:21) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:29]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:31]  You know what time it is.
[00:01:32]  It's time for the Ghost Show, episode 118.
[00:01:37]  And you also know what time it is.
[00:01:40]  You know what day it is.
[00:01:42]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:01:47]  So I'd like for everybody right now to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody you know.
[00:01:55]  Let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in effect because we don't get no help from YouTube or anybody.
[00:02:02]  This is pure word of mouth.
[00:02:04]  The Ghost Show, episode 118.
[00:02:06]  So what are you waiting for?
[00:02:09]  Go spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:16]  Spread it throughout the world and let everybody know that Ghost Show is live.
[00:02:22]  It's Baller Friday, baby.

=== Spreading The Word Globally (14:28) ===

[00:02:25]  Episode 118.
[00:02:27]  And it looks like we're already getting some donos.
[00:02:30]  Everybody, wait until we start the damn show, please.
[00:02:34]  Good God.
[00:02:35]  Tardy again, Dusty.
[00:02:36]  Tip, tip.
[00:02:38]  Anyway, folks, we got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:02:41]  All right, they're already text-to-speeching, folks.
[00:02:44]  Look at this shit.
[00:02:45]  I haven't even started.
[00:02:48]  I haven't even started.
[00:02:52]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:55]  All right, go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
[00:02:58]  Thank you very much for taking me out.
[00:03:00]  Let's go ahead and play these donos that came in before the show was even starting here.
[00:03:06]  This is Bonzie Buddy.
[00:03:08]  Tardy again, Dusty.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, I'm not tardy, you asshole.
[00:03:12]  I'll get to why I'm late in just a second.
[00:03:14]  If you just let me just fucking talk for a second, hey, what is the Garbil show?
[00:03:20]  Dude, fuck you.
[00:03:21]  I don't want to talk about the end of the last broadcast.
[00:03:24]  Keep that crap to yourself, please, okay?
[00:03:27]  Who the hell is this handing the recap piggy?
[00:03:31]  Seriously, man.
[00:03:34]  Oh, God.
[00:03:35]  Turns out his real name is Dr. Mr. Sir Garbel, the Wheelchair Master, the third Esquire.
[00:03:40]  All right, whatever, you know.
[00:03:44]  Just shut up already, all right?
[00:03:46]  Come on, don't ruin my Baller Friday this early, okay?
[00:03:49]  Warning, this show is for viewers 18 years and older.
[00:03:53]  The following content may contain at least one of the following...
[00:03:56]  What?
[00:03:56]  Strong language.
[00:03:57]  Strong language, dark humor.
[00:03:59]  And graphic images.
[00:04:01]  What are you talking about?
[00:04:01]  I'm family entertainment, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:05]  What are you talking about, GX multimedia?
[00:04:07]  I'm fucking rat in prison, and Trump will never pardon him.
[00:04:12]  No, bullshit.
[00:04:13]  Free Roger Stone.
[00:04:15]  We're going to talk about that today, all right?
[00:04:17]  We're going to talk about that shit.
[00:04:19]  Free Roger Stone.
[00:04:21]  He's a good boy.
[00:04:22]  Didn't do nothing.
[00:04:23]  All right.
[00:04:24]  What is this?
[00:04:24]  Garbage.
[00:04:25]  Can you stop, you idiot?
[00:04:27]  All right, what is this?
[00:04:27]  Stop using my email, you old boomer.
[00:04:30]  You're late and you deserve no respect.
[00:04:32]  I deserve respect, okay?
[00:04:34]  I talked about that on the community post on my YouTube channel.
[00:04:38]  Garbil my balls.
[00:04:40]  Fucking, listen, shut up about the Garbil, okay?
[00:04:44]  Shut up about the Garbil.
[00:04:45]  Sup, Ghost.
[00:04:46]  What's the name of that song that plays in the intro to the show?
[00:04:49]  It's called Insanity Control.
[00:04:51]  It is a royalty-free song by some guy by the name of Armfist, if I pronounced it correctly.
[00:04:59]  But anyway, listen, Thomas Albin Garbil, keep your Garbil to yourself.
[00:05:04]  I want to talk about some serious subjects.
[00:05:06]  Now, I know I'm a few minutes late to this broadcast, episode 118, of course, Ball of Friday.
[00:05:11]  And I want to say that prior to coming onto this broadcast, I had me a whole bunch of hot wings.
[00:05:17]  You know what?
[00:05:18]  It's Friday.
[00:05:19]  I got to have it, dude.
[00:05:20]  Jedi Fallen Order is garbage.
[00:05:22]  GX ghost as usual.
[00:05:24]  Thank you, Captain Hook.
[00:05:26]  I think you're spoiling it for all these nerds out here.
[00:05:28]  I don't know if you should have said that.
[00:05:30]  What is it?
[00:05:30]  Joseph Garbils.
[00:05:32]  Listen, just shut up, all right?
[00:05:35]  Just shut up here, okay?
[00:05:36]  Now, this is why I'm late.
[00:05:38]  I had to have me some hot wings.
[00:05:39]  I love hot wings on a Friday and Saturday.
[00:05:41]  I don't know what it is.
[00:05:42]  Like I said, there's some kind of spirit to the holiday, or excuse me, to the weekend.
[00:05:46]  Not only to the holiday, but the weekends.
[00:05:49]  And I got to have hot chicken wings.
[00:05:51]  And you got to celebrate the weekend with alcoholic beverages, etc.
[00:05:55]  But after I had the chicken wings, folks, I was ready to come up on here to do the broadcast.
[00:06:00]  And unfortunately, you know what it is.
[00:06:02]  The stomach got to me.
[00:06:03]  I had to go to the bathroom and take an Adam Schiff.
[00:06:07]  I had to take a dirty diarrhea Adam Schiff after the chicken wings.
[00:06:12]  So that's why I'm a little late, okay?
[00:06:14]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:15]  All right.
[00:06:16]  And what is this?
[00:06:16]  GX Media?
[00:06:17]  Reminder to everyone, any Shoutouts thread created by Shoutouts poster is the official Shoutouts thread to you.
[00:06:23]  Oh, okay.
[00:06:23]  Now, everybody, all right.
[00:06:25]  Yeah, okay.
[00:06:25]  Great.
[00:06:27]  Great.
[00:06:27]  All right.
[00:06:27]  Look at this.
[00:06:28]  Spermy the butt garbil.
[00:06:30]  Look, shut up, asshole.
[00:06:31]  Hey, what's up to my poisie for two bucks, dude?
[00:06:34]  Thank you very much for the two dollars.
[00:06:37]  Spermy the butt garbil.
[00:06:38]  All right, now that we realize why I'm late, let's go ahead and get right into talking about what everybody's talking about out here on the media.
[00:06:46]  And I'm talking about this ridiculous, bogus, illegal impeachment hearing that is now day two of the public impeachment hearing of Donald Trump.
[00:06:57]  Now, who did they bring as their star witness?
[00:07:00]  What is it, Black Frost?
[00:07:01]  Hey, $15, dude.
[00:07:03]  Glad to see you back after hot.
[00:07:04]  Cheers!
[00:07:05]  It was a horrible Wednesday, dude.
[00:07:08]  Thank you very much, Black Frost, for a $15 bill, man.
[00:07:11]  Thank you very much.
[00:07:12]  Cheers to Black Frost, by the way.
[00:07:14]  Thank you for the positive vibes.
[00:07:16]  All right.
[00:07:17]  I need it.
[00:07:17]  I'll tell you that.
[00:07:18]  I need it right now.
[00:07:19]  It's Ballet Friday, baby.
[00:07:21]  You damn right, Bowler Friday.
[00:07:27]  GX, baby.
[00:07:31]  Hey, I talked to Captain Desi.
[00:07:34]  I talked to him.
[00:07:35]  He just, he's all right, all right.
[00:07:37]  Captain Desi is okay.
[00:07:39]  He just wanted to figure out his life or something like that.
[00:07:42]  So it's all good, all right?
[00:07:43]  Ghost is a big faggot, gay pride, gay pride.
[00:07:46]  Give me a first of all, I'm not gay.
[00:07:49]  Secondly, thank you for the $10.
[00:07:51]  I don't know if that was really necessary to call me the derogatory gay word, calling me a baguette.
[00:07:58]  No pun intended.
[00:08:00]  But listen, enough of this.
[00:08:02]  Let's talk about this ridiculous, bogus, illegal impeachment inquiry.
[00:08:07]  It was his Garbil My Balls.
[00:08:09]  Listen, shut up with the Garbil, all right?
[00:08:12]  Shut up, man.
[00:08:15]  It was this Olive Yakslov.
[00:08:16]  Cheers, mate.
[00:08:17]  Glad to see you here tonight on a Baller Friday.
[00:08:20]  I'm seeing a lot of autism on the new Pokemon games.
[00:08:23]  These people need to grow up.
[00:08:24]  I hear you, Olive.
[00:08:26]  These people need to grow up is right.
[00:08:28]  What is this?
[00:08:28]  Danny Gross Keelar?
[00:08:31]  GX?
[00:08:32]  I don't know who Danny Gross Keelar.
[00:08:34]  I don't know who the hell you are, but thank you very much, dude.
[00:08:35]  GX in the chat.
[00:08:37]  I want to talk about what the Democrats are doing with this illegal bogus impeachment hearing, okay?
[00:08:44]  We are now day two on the public impeachment hearing, and it's an utter joke.
[00:08:51]  Okay, it's an utter joke.
[00:08:52]  They brought in as their main star witness some mid-tier bureaucrat, just like the Bill Taylor was during the first public hearing.
[00:09:01]  What's this broad's name?
[00:09:02]  Marie Janvonovich.
[00:09:05]  Marie Janvonovich.
[00:09:07]  Is it true red wine is healthy?
[00:09:08]  It's actually pretty good.
[00:09:13]  From what I understand, red wine is very good for you, not only for your heart, your cardiovascular, but it's also good for your gut flora, from what I understand.
[00:09:22]  And it's also got elements in it that'll help kind of settle down any kind of free radicals going on, okay?
[00:09:30]  So anyway, yeah, wine's not too bad.
[00:09:32]  Anyway, as I was stating, folks, this Marie Javanovich was called to testify in this bogus, illegal, Democrat-dominated impeachment hearing.
[00:09:44]  And she's nothing but a goddamn mid-tier bureaucrat.
[00:09:48]  Yeah, Roger first fucking Trump.
[00:09:50]  Listen, we're going to talk about Roger Stone here in a second.
[00:09:54]  I think we need to free Roger Stone.
[00:09:56]  And Roger Stone is nothing more than all the other poor guys that have been made an example of.
[00:10:04]  And I don't, I don't.
[00:10:06]  Why does that idiot keep fucking donating that disgusting derogatory term?
[00:10:11]  I don't condone that shit.
[00:10:13]  And what is this?
[00:10:14]  IMAC Hamper?
[00:10:15]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:10:16]  IMAC.
[00:10:17]  I'm not a camp.
[00:10:18]  Fuck you.
[00:10:18]  I'm not a camper.
[00:10:20]  I'm not a goddamn camper.
[00:10:21]  I go into the midst of battle.
[00:10:22]  Oh, God.
[00:10:23]  It happened again.
[00:10:24]  What is this?
[00:10:25]  I just soiled my wheelchair.
[00:10:27]  Whoever the hell this is with the wheelchair jokes.
[00:10:30]  Fuck you, all right?
[00:10:33]  Fuck it.
[00:10:33]  I'm tired of your fucking wheelchair jokes, man.
[00:10:36]  Fields Docs, man, Hale Garbler.
[00:10:38]  Look, shut up.
[00:10:41]  I don't want to talk about what happened at the end of the last broadcast.
[00:10:44]  Let's just leave it at that.
[00:10:46]  You're lucky I'm even here, okay?
[00:10:49]  I could be out right now at a goddamn bar enjoying myself, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:54]  I mean, I'm missing Bellator right now, for Christ.
[00:10:56]  I'm missing combat sports while I'm trying to broadcast to you folks, all right?
[00:11:01]  So just sit out and shut up.
[00:11:04]  Yeah, I masturbate.
[00:11:06]  Yeah, go fuck yourself.
[00:11:07]  I'm sure you masturbate all day long.
[00:11:10]  All right, now listen, I want to talk about this illegal.
[00:11:13]  What the fuck?
[00:11:15]  Roger got stoned.
[00:11:16]  Trump won't pardon him watch.
[00:11:19]  I don't think you understand what's going on here, okay?
[00:11:22]  I'll talk about Roger Stone in a second.
[00:11:24]  I want to talk about this illegal impeachment.
[00:11:28]  I like holding my poop, and even if it hurts, a dirty shit hurts my inner angel.
[00:11:33]  Why in the hell would we want to know about this?
[00:11:36]  Dirty poop, man.
[00:11:38]  Hold my shit in.
[00:11:40]  Oh, man, I almost shit my pants.
[00:11:42]  I like to hold my shit in.
[00:11:44]  I don't give a shit, you fuck my fucking moron, all right?
[00:11:48]  And what is this?
[00:11:50]  What the heck is this shit?
[00:11:52]  Here's Mundane Matt.
[00:11:56]  You stupid ass nigger.
[00:11:58]  Shut up.
[00:12:00]  Hey, I'm a smolly air, okay?
[00:12:03]  I'm an all-around smoly air when it comes to wine, you son of a bitch, all right?
[00:12:08]  I know the fine wines, all right?
[00:12:10]  I'm a smolier, so go fuck yourself, mundane man.
[00:12:14]  I know about fine wines, baby, all right?
[00:12:16]  My favorite grape is the Malbec grape, okay?
[00:12:20]  Which is a very delicate grape that only grows in the areas of Argentina and Chile, okay?
[00:12:27]  I'm a smolly air, so don't don't sit here and try to talk garbage to me.
[00:12:33]  Now, listen, I don't want to talk about wine.
[00:12:35]  I don't want to talk about all this crap.
[00:12:37]  What is this?
[00:12:39]  Fuck Danny.
[00:12:41]  You son of a bitch.
[00:12:42]  I knew you were going to make me say some stupid shit like that.
[00:12:45]  SHUT UP! CRA- CAN I PLEASE- WHAT?!
[00:12:51]  F- What is this?
[00:12:52]  Kansas Viewer, can we talk about how YouTube is now forcing everyone to make videos to comply with COPA?
[00:13:00]  I got this notification earlier.
[00:13:03]  What?
[00:13:04]  Do you not fear the awesome power of Tyle Grout?
[00:13:06]  You fucking cows.
[00:13:08]  What are you talking about?
[00:13:09]  Happy noodle boy.
[00:13:11]  Listen, can you keep these sick, demented fucking text-to-speeches to yourself, please?
[00:13:17]  I don't think we want to hear this crap, all right?
[00:13:20]  I don't think we want to hear this crap.
[00:13:21]  And what is this?
[00:13:23]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:13:24]  Let's put the PC shot on.
[00:13:25]  This is what Kansa Buser is getting when he uploads his videos.
[00:13:29]  What the hell is this?
[00:13:30]  You're legally required to comply with the Children's Online Protection Act.
[00:13:35]  All right, you're required to tell us if your videos are made for kids.
[00:13:39]  Well, that's what, I mean, my videos are not made for kids, okay?
[00:13:42]  All right.
[00:13:43]  My videos are not made for kids.
[00:13:46]  And let me tell you something.
[00:13:47]  People that are making videos for kids, I think that we need to do some investigating on what exactly their motives are.
[00:13:52]  All right.
[00:13:54]  Just saying, there's a lot of people with some freaky motives out here.
[00:13:57]  Now, listen, I want to talk about this bogus illegal impeachment against our duly elected president that is being implemented by that criminal organization that they call the Democratic Party, okay?
[00:14:09]  Now, once again, they called some mid-level fucking mid-tier bureaucrat by the name of Maria Yavanovich.
[00:14:17]  Now, why is it that all these people that are supposed witnesses and whistleblowers, how come they're all Russian and Ukrainian?
[00:14:26]  Huh.
[00:14:27]  And what is this?
[00:14:28]  Family entertainment for TARDS?
[00:14:29]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:14:30]  I'm family entertainment, all right?
[00:14:32]  I mean, does anybody find that weird that all these folks that are out here trying to go against our president?
[00:14:39]  Remember the first guy that supposedly heard the conversation between Trump and the Ukrainian president?
[00:14:45]  This guy's a Ukrainian right now, bar hopping.
[00:14:48]  So it's in your best interest not to leave your trailer or else I kick your boss between your shoulders.
[00:14:53]  Bullshit!
[00:14:55]  Bullshit!
[00:14:56]  You think I'm afraid?
[00:14:58]  You think I'm afraid?
[00:14:59]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, boy, all right?
[00:15:02]  What is this?
[00:15:02]  Kimmy, you're fuck off, you stupid idiot, all right?
[00:15:06]  Fuck off.
[00:15:08]  As I was stating, day two of the public impeachment hearing, this bogus illegal impeachment inquiry or whatever the fuck you want to call it, brought about this broad named Marie Yavanovich.
[00:15:20]  Now, once again, I don't know why these people are all Russian, why they're all Ukrainian, but who knows?
[00:15:26]  Who knows?
[00:15:27]  But did you hear the intro statement by this mid-level mid-tier bureaucrat?
[00:15:33]  I mean, did anybody hear this fucking self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing bunch of bullshit?
[00:15:40]  This bitch made herself sound like she's Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie True Lies.
[00:15:46]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:15:47]  What is this?
[00:15:48]  Tiffany Gars.
[00:15:50]  Who the hell is Tiffany Gars?
[00:15:51]  What's up to Tiffany Gars?
[00:15:53]  Whoever the hell that is.
[00:15:54]  And what is this?
[00:15:55]  Garbil is gay.
[00:15:56]  Look, shove it up your ass with the Garbil, okay?
[00:16:00]  Shove it up your ass with the Garbil.
[00:16:03]  Now, as I was stating, this broad that they had.
[00:16:07]  I mean, did you see what she looked like?
[00:16:09]  I mean, this broad looks like the, you know, your aunt that never married and always had that woman friend that she brought around during the holiday season, for Christ's sake.
[00:16:20]  All right.
[00:16:21]  Anyway, enough of her looks.
[00:16:24]  Did you hear her intro?
[00:16:26]  I mean, this bitch made herself sound like she was Jason fucking born or something.
[00:16:31]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:16:33]  Like her middle name was fucking Rambo.
[00:16:35]  I mean, let me explain to you what the mentality of a bureaucrat is, okay?
[00:16:41]  The mentality of a bureaucrat is if they're affiliated with some kind of bureaucracy that accomplishes something.
[00:16:49]  They take credit for it, even though they had nothing to do with it.

=== Reality Check On Intro (15:29) ===

[00:16:53]  Outs to Garbil underscore dude.
[00:16:54]  Garble scarce.
[00:16:56]  Garble de la Rocha.
[00:16:57]  It's Garble.
[00:16:58]  You know what, man?
[00:16:59]  Fuck you, man.
[00:17:00]  All right.
[00:17:01]  Garble Madden.
[00:17:02]  Malif Store.
[00:17:03]  All right.
[00:17:03]  Fuck you.
[00:17:04]  Listen, can y'all keep this to yourself?
[00:17:06]  I'm trying to talk serious here.
[00:17:09]  I'm trying to talk serious, man.
[00:17:13]  Fuck it.
[00:17:13]  What is this?
[00:17:14]  Wheelchair garble.
[00:17:16]  Fucking shit.
[00:17:18]  Keep the garbil shit to yourself.
[00:17:21]  I've got serious shit to talk about.
[00:17:24]  I don't understand your use of the label family entertainment, yet your show isn't for kids.
[00:17:29]  I'm talking about the new family.
[00:17:32]  No, I'm talking about the new family.
[00:17:34]  No, this is the new American family where, you know.
[00:17:38]  On episode 115 of the Ghost Show, Ghost admitted to losing his anal virginity to his father and his granny.
[00:17:44]  Shut the fuck up, bitch.
[00:17:45]  His father cream hides him in the middle of the game.
[00:17:47]  Shut up, all right?
[00:17:50]  Fuck you.
[00:17:51]  You know what?
[00:17:52]  I'm telling you, idiots, you would not even dare say this shit to me in front of my face.
[00:17:58]  You're lucky that this is a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, for Christ's sake.
[00:18:04]  Especially when you're in the middle of the what the fuck is this?
[00:18:08]  Despite me trolling you two episodes ago about it, George Michaels Last Christmas is unirionically one of my favorite songs.
[00:18:14]  I even use it as my holiday intro audio only no audio only no video All right, I'll put it on here in a second, all right?
[00:18:24]  And what is this neat?
[00:18:26]  I'm not saying that.
[00:18:27]  You can read that and see the racism in that goddamn donation, all right?
[00:18:33]  Ghost for the love of heck, please turn off text to speech or at least delay them so that we can hear you talk about this stuff.
[00:18:40]  I know, listen, Jacob, all right, listen.
[00:18:43]  The thing about it is, this is what provides the interactivity.
[00:18:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:18:47]  The folks that are listening in, it provides interactivity.
[00:18:51]  Now, unfortunately, these people are abusing this shit.
[00:18:55]  What is this?
[00:18:56]  Look at this.
[00:18:56]  Like Garbil's gay granny.
[00:18:59]  They're abusing this when they could be asking me some very intricate and important questions.
[00:19:04]  You know, they could be asking me something.
[00:19:06]  Instead, this is the crap.
[00:19:09]  This is the kind of crap that I get.
[00:19:10]  And I'm sorry.
[00:19:12]  And before we move on, let's listen to Kans Abusers audio.
[00:19:16]  All right.
[00:19:18]  Since, yeah, I don't know.
[00:19:19]  He wants me to play this.
[00:19:21]  I mean, let's see what the hell this is.
[00:19:23]  Oh, it's TN Apostle, baby.
[00:19:25]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:19:26]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:19:29]  What's going on to TN Apostle making it rain on these trolls?
[00:19:33]  And take a look.
[00:19:34]  Watch all the hater aid that happens to TN Apostle in the chat room, baby.
[00:19:39]  Watch all the haterade that happens.
[00:19:42]  Cheers to TN Apostle.
[00:19:44]  And also, I want to say a cheers to a couple of people in here because they've already got Ghost is Gay for $10.
[00:19:50]  Thank you, even though you're a piece of shit calling me gay.
[00:19:53]  Cheers to Black Frost for a $15 bill.
[00:19:56]  And I also want to say cheers to M. Cook for the past couple of days.
[00:19:59]  For actually the past three shows, you've been donating $50 plus each time, man.
[00:20:04]  So cheers to M. Cook.
[00:20:06]  But anyway, cheers to TN Apostle.
[00:20:09]  And let's go ahead and listen to what KansAbuser is requesting here.
[00:20:14]  Let's see what this is.
[00:20:16]  What are you requesting?
[00:20:17]  Hold on, what a molested farm boy.
[00:20:23]  Oh, jeez.
[00:20:27]  Why in the hell would you even bring this up, man?
[00:20:29]  Why would you do that?
[00:20:34]  This is completely inappropriate.
[00:20:36]  I'm sorry, folks, but you see, this is the kind of garbage.
[00:20:41]  This is the kind of garbage, and was his text-to-speech, my interactivity, my, it, fuck you, all right, for saying that, all right?
[00:20:49]  Fuck you for saying that.
[00:20:51]  I'm going to ignore that and let's listen to what Kans Abuser wanted us to listen to.
[00:20:56]  Let's play it.
[00:21:05]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:21:06]  No kidding.
[00:21:08]  This is like an old school.
[00:21:11]  That's like old school, dude.
[00:21:13]  So, yeah, okay, Kans Abuser, he's admitting on the DL over here that he likes that song.
[00:21:20]  I like that song.
[00:21:22]  Even though you stupid asses call me fruity, I like that song, all right?
[00:21:25]  Bureaucrats live in a faux intellectual bubble where they smell their own farts.
[00:21:29]  I agree with that.
[00:21:30]  And the president runs foreign policy, not pompous.
[00:21:33]  Thank you.
[00:21:34]  Hey, DMV Capitalist, thank you very much for making that very intellectual statement.
[00:21:40]  Seriously, man.
[00:21:41]  Here's an important question I have for you.
[00:21:43]  Oh, yeah?
[00:21:43]  How many abortions has your wife had and is the ass still tight?
[00:21:47]  Fuck you, all right, asshole.
[00:21:49]  Don't make fun of my wife again, you piece of shit.
[00:21:52]  Roger Stone for 20 years.
[00:21:54]  Listen, I'm going to talk about Roger Stone in a second.
[00:21:58]  All I got to say to that is free Roger Stone, okay?
[00:22:02]  Now, like I was saying, here we have Kans Abuser who has liked that one song by George My.
[00:22:08]  It's a good song, dude.
[00:22:10]  I don't know why everybody's bitching, why everybody's calling me gay for liking it.
[00:22:14]  It's a good song.
[00:22:15]  Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
[00:22:24]  This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
[00:22:31]  That's a badass song.
[00:22:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:22:36]  You see, y'all are just a bunch of uncultured idiots that think that music is some idiot with, you know, four eyes and a stupid damn hairdo like Skrillex banging their fingers on an iPad.
[00:22:50]  And they think, and you think that's fucking real music.
[00:22:52]  All right, get out of here.
[00:22:53]  All right, listen, enough of this.
[00:22:55]  I got serious stuff to talk about.
[00:22:57]  I want to talk about this bogus illegal impeachment goddamn bullshit that the Democrats are trying to implement right over the American people's eyes out here, okay?
[00:23:08]  Their star witness today on the second day of the public impeachment hearing was some broad by the name of Marie Yovanovich.
[00:23:17]  Okay, and as I was stating, if you heard her intro, and I'm going to put up her intro here in just a second.
[00:23:23]  I mean, this broad acted as if she was fucking John Rambo.
[00:23:28]  I mean, these bureaucrats take credit for the most dumbest, ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life.
[00:23:34]  No, I think the engineers got it queued up to where she starts rambling on about how she's some big badass mid-tier bureaucrat.
[00:23:44]  All right, let's go ahead and hear this bitch.
[00:23:46]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[00:23:48]  Here she is.
[00:23:49]  I mean, look at that disgusting ferret.
[00:23:52]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:23:52]  What is it?
[00:23:53]  Spermy the butt hamster.
[00:23:56]  He can't turn off TTS because of the interactivity.
[00:23:59]  Us fans love the interactivity.
[00:24:01]  One would even say he's a garbil it up.
[00:24:04]  Go fuck off, you fucking idiot.
[00:24:06]  All right.
[00:24:08]  Anyway, take a look at that puss.
[00:24:11]  Yeah, that's a puss that only a mother can love.
[00:24:13]  All right.
[00:24:14]  Hey, let's go ahead and listen to her self-aggrandize herself and bloviate her bloated, stupid career.
[00:24:20]  Listen to this.
[00:24:21]  You're not.
[00:24:22]  It's fucking unbelievable.
[00:24:23]  Play it.
[00:24:24]  It's my great honor to be appointed to serve as an ambassador three times, twice by George W. Bush, and once by Barack Obama.
[00:24:32]  Now, granted, I want you all to know that this was the star witness for day two of the public impeachment debacle, which the Democrats are illegally conducting, by the way.
[00:24:42]  Here's where she starts going into the extent of her career.
[00:24:46]  And listen to what she takes credit for.
[00:24:48]  I kid you not.
[00:24:50]  What?
[00:24:50]  What is it?
[00:24:51]  Garbil the sheck and garbler.
[00:24:54]  Fuck off, you idiot.
[00:24:55]  Play it.
[00:24:56]  There is a perception that diplomats lead a comfortable life throwing dinner parties in fancy homes.
[00:25:04]  Let me tell you about some of my reality.
[00:25:06]  It has not always been easy.
[00:25:09]  I have moved 13 times.
[00:25:12]  Oh, she's moved 13 times.
[00:25:18]  Thank you, man.
[00:25:19]  Cheers to you and the real capitalists out there.
[00:25:22]  You're damn right, BT Gunn, man.
[00:25:24]  Cheers to BT Gunn out there, man.
[00:25:26]  No shit.
[00:25:26]  Christmas, bitch.
[00:25:27]  Stay in your fucking lane.
[00:25:29]  Halloween and I are tired of you shitting.
[00:25:31]  Hey, hey, Thanksgiving.
[00:25:33]  Give me a break.
[00:25:34]  Thanksgiving.
[00:25:35]  I mean, come on.
[00:25:36]  I'm going to get a fucking cheeseburger on Thanksgiving.
[00:25:39]  Who gives a shit about Thanksgiving?
[00:25:40]  What is this?
[00:25:41]  Vote nay, vote nay, vote nay, vote nay.
[00:25:44]  Roger Stone hambone.
[00:25:46]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[00:25:47]  Ghost, once bitten twice shy.
[00:25:49]  I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
[00:25:52]  Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?
[00:25:54]  I don't fucking know you.
[00:25:56]  Take about 10 steps away from a fucking butt crack with that kind of internet butt stalking that you're doing there, okay?
[00:26:02]  All right, now listen.
[00:26:04]  Listen to this broad.
[00:26:05]  She's trying to claim that, well, you know, everybody thinks that some mid-level ambassadorship bureaucrat like myself all goes to dinner party.
[00:26:12]  That's all you do, okay?
[00:26:15]  I had to move 13 times.
[00:26:17]  You're a bureaucrat.
[00:26:18]  You're a diplomatic bureaucrat.
[00:26:19]  It's your fucking job.
[00:26:21]  Listen to what she takes credit for, folks.
[00:26:23]  All right.
[00:26:23]  Listen to this stupid, dumb idiot and what she takes credit for.
[00:26:27]  The star witness of today's second public day of this debacle called the impeachment fucking hearing.
[00:26:36]  I don't know what you got.
[00:26:37]  Play it.
[00:26:38]  In seven different countries.
[00:26:40]  Hold on.
[00:26:41]  What?
[00:26:42]  What is it, ghost?
[00:26:44]  What is it?
[00:26:44]  Well, it's just been a year.
[00:26:46]  It doesn't surprise me.
[00:26:47]  Merry Christmas.
[00:26:48]  I wrapped it up and sent it the note saying I loved.
[00:26:52]  Dude, get the fuck away from me.
[00:26:54]  All right.
[00:26:54]  I don't give a shit what you sent me.
[00:26:56]  All right.
[00:26:57]  Send it on these nuts.
[00:26:58]  All right.
[00:26:58]  Here, play the shit.
[00:27:01]  ...hardship posts.
[00:27:02]  My first tour was Mogadishu, Somalia.
[00:27:05]  Oh, did you hear that?
[00:27:08]  Did you hear that?
[00:27:09]  Well, I am not surprised.
[00:27:10]  Did you hear that?
[00:27:15]  I know.
[00:27:15]  I'm going to talk about that here in a second.
[00:27:16]  But did you hear what she just said?
[00:27:19]  I love the show, Ghost, and I respect your sexual orientation, pansexual pride, gender-fluid.
[00:27:26]  I'm not gay, you fucking idiot.
[00:27:28]  Shut up.
[00:27:29]  Did you hear what she said that her first tour as if she's a fucking military or like if she's stationed as some kind of a fucking special agent opera?
[00:27:40]  I mean, can you believe this mid-level fucking bureaucrat?
[00:27:44]  Listen to this dumb broad.
[00:27:46]  Speak about herself.
[00:27:47]  I'm going to replay it one more again.
[00:27:51]  There is a perception that diplomats lead a comfortable life, throwing dinner parties in fancy homes.
[00:27:58]  Let me tell you about some of my reality.
[00:28:01]  It has not always been easy.
[00:28:03]  I have moved 13 times and served in seven different countries.
[00:28:08]  5 of them.
[00:28:10]  Who the hell is this?
[00:28:11]  What?
[00:28:13]  Ghost.
[00:28:15]  That's literally the lyrics to last Christmas, you dumb boomer.
[00:28:18]  I'm not paying attention to you.
[00:28:20]  It sounds like you're making a fucking pass at me.
[00:28:24]  It sounds like you're trying to fucking prelude me into a fucking marriage proposal or some shit.
[00:28:30]  Take about 10 steps away from a fucking butt crack with that shit and listen to this stupid dumb bitch.
[00:28:35]  All right?
[00:28:36]  Listen to the old dumb bitch.
[00:28:39]  Listen.
[00:28:40]  My first tour was Mogadishu, Somalia.
[00:28:43]  An increasingly dangerous place as that country's civil war kept grinding on and the government was weakening.
[00:28:51]  Oh my God.
[00:28:52]  Listen to this.
[00:28:52]  Listen to this bitch.
[00:28:54]  My first tour was in Somalia.
[00:28:57]  Oh my God.
[00:28:59]  We barely made it out of there.
[00:29:01]  We were bunkered down in a small mountain while we were getting overrun by jihudis.
[00:29:06]  I mean, this is what this bitch is making herself out to be.
[00:29:08]  This bitch was kosher and comfy at a fucking embassy, okay?
[00:29:14]  I mean, United States embassies are one of the most well-protected areas in any fucking country.
[00:29:19]  Do you understand this?
[00:29:20]  All right.
[00:29:21]  I mean, U.S. embassies are ready for anything.
[00:29:25]  All right.
[00:29:25]  That's one of the safest places an American can go if you're out of the country and you find yourself in a bind or some kind of shit like that.
[00:29:33]  This broad was comfy in a damn embassy, and she's out here trying to equate it as if she was out there committing, I don't know, a bloody murder with the fucking Marines killing Somalians or some shit.
[00:29:47]  I mean, listen, listen to this broad.
[00:29:50]  All right.
[00:29:51]  My first tour was in Somalia.
[00:29:53]  Let's hear the rest.
[00:29:54]  Let's hear the rest of your bullshit.
[00:29:56]  Over policing functions in a particularly brutal way and basic service services disappeared.
[00:30:05]  Several years later, after the Soviet Union collapsed, I helped open our embassy in Tashkent, Uzbekistan.
[00:30:12]  Oh, no, no, now she's like, after the Soviet Union collapsed, like she had something to do with it, she helped open the embassy in some fucking Bukabuka Bukistan.
[00:30:24]  All right.
[00:30:25]  I mean, give me a fucking break for Christ's sake.
[00:30:27]  And whoever the hell said, what about Matt Bevan?
[00:30:30]  He conceded for two bucks.
[00:30:31]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:30:33]  All right.
[00:30:34]  17 of the 18 state seats in Kentucky were still won by Republicans.
[00:30:39]  As a matter of fact, in Kentucky, they have their first black Republican Attorney General, you son of a bitch.
[00:30:46]  Hey, what is this, ghost?
[00:30:47]  I have a 15 and a half inch John Holmes soft.
[00:30:49]  All right, go fuck off, all right?
[00:30:51]  Listen to the old broad, okay?
[00:30:54]  This is supposed to be the star witness of the second public hearing of this impeachment nonsense.
[00:31:01]  Play it.
[00:31:02]  As we were establishing relations with a new country, our small embassy was attacked by a gunman who sprayed the embassy building with gunfire.
[00:31:10]  Awww, do you understand that embassies have bulletproof windows?
[00:31:16]  They've got bulletproof protection for Christ's sake.
[00:31:19]  I mean, the embassies in any part of the world are the safest place to go.
[00:31:25]  They expect stuff like this.
[00:31:28]  Okay?
[00:31:28]  Like, let's say you got an embassy in a wild jehuty country, and for whatever reason, I don't know, America uses a drone and kills one of their jihudi leaders.
[00:31:39]  Well, most of the time, what the response is, is they go right after the U.S. embassies and start trashing it, start throwing shit at it, and nothing happens because it's one of the safest places to be.
[00:31:54]  And this bitch is acting like she took hellfire while just kicking back for Christ.
[00:32:00]  I mean, I'm tired of these bureaucrats taking credit for nothing.
[00:32:04]  They've done nothing.
[00:32:06]  I helped open the goddamn embassy in Ubukustan, and yeah, we took hellfire.
[00:32:13]  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:32:14]  You're a stupid mid-tier bureaucrat.
[00:32:17]  We didn't elect you.
[00:32:19]  We didn't elect you.
[00:32:21]  You ungrateful hambo.

=== Thanksgiving And Genocide (03:46) ===

[00:32:22]  What is this?
[00:32:23]  This is why America is going to shit.
[00:32:25]  Fuck eating with your family.
[00:32:26]  Just go eat candy and leprechaun your ass in your elf costume.
[00:32:30]  Who gives a shit about Thanksgiving?
[00:32:32]  Do you understand that?
[00:32:33]  I mean, listen, do we have to go over this again?
[00:32:35]  Do we have to go over this again?
[00:32:37]  Listen, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving because it's the one time, the one time the pilgrims and the Indians came together and had a decent fucking meal.
[00:32:46]  Then after that meal, they were fighting for 300 plus years.
[00:32:50]  I mean, get the fuck out of here.
[00:32:51]  What is this?
[00:32:52]  Ghost, the sign on my ass says, do not enter, exit, only stick a fork in me.
[00:32:56]  Oh, wait.
[00:32:57]  All right, shut up, you idiot, all right?
[00:33:00]  And dumb bitch, the only dumb old bitch here is you.
[00:33:03]  Do shout-outs already, you cow, fuck off, asshole, all right?
[00:33:08]  As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by these dumb jerk-offs that can't formulate a damn complete sentence in text-to-speech.
[00:33:16]  I mean, why are we celebrating whole Thanksgiving anyway?
[00:33:19]  I mean, you know the term Indian giver?
[00:33:23]  Have you ever heard that term Indian giver?
[00:33:25]  You want to know where that term came from?
[00:33:27]  It came from when the Indians wanted to take back the lands from the pilgrims because they were envious that the pilgrims were able to domesticate animals for their own consumption without having to go out hunting.
[00:33:40]  All right, they were pissed off that the pilgrims were able to harvest crops, you know, without having to live off the land in the jungle and shit like that, like the Indians did.
[00:33:49]  And they were envious of the pilgrims, and the Indians wanted to take the land back.
[00:33:55]  And from that day forward, we've had the proverbial European versus Indian.
[00:34:01]  You know, I mean, the Indians have been at war with the white man for over 350 years.
[00:34:07]  And the reason is, is because they, you know, for lack of a better term, the Indian gift.
[00:34:12]  I'm sorry.
[00:34:14]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[00:34:15]  And why are we celebrating this as a country?
[00:34:18]  Why are we celebrating Thanksgiving as a country?
[00:34:22]  What are we thanking?
[00:34:24]  Oh, I'm thankful for my family.
[00:34:26]  I'm thankful for this.
[00:34:28]  I mean, one fucking day out of the year, you vent your energy at thanking somebody when you should be appreciating that person all year round.
[00:34:38]  I mean, tomorrow and the future belong to nobody.
[00:34:42]  Okay?
[00:34:43]  And this idea that, oh, well, if we buy a turkey and stuff it with more food, that that gives us a little bit more of credibility to give thanks.
[00:34:54]  I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:34:55]  You know what else I hate about Thanksgiving?
[00:34:58]  The fucking horn.
[00:34:59]  You know that the fucking horn with all the fucking fruit of maloom fruit and shit.
[00:35:05]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:35:06]  The stupid fucking horn.
[00:35:08]  I fucking hate that shit.
[00:35:10]  I hate the look of that shit.
[00:35:12]  The fuck does that got the fucking horn that has all the shit in it?
[00:35:15]  What?
[00:35:17]  Yeah, I'm not going to say that.
[00:35:19]  Think about it.
[00:35:19]  Thanksgiving celebrates Native American genocide.
[00:35:23]  Well, I'm not going that far, okay?
[00:35:27]  I'm not going that far, but give me a break.
[00:35:30]  Why in the hell would we even bother to celebrate Thanksgiving?
[00:35:34]  I think everybody needs to calm their asses down and be lucky they're off from work and go have a cheeseburger or something.
[00:35:40]  Yeah, cornucopia.
[00:35:41]  That's what it is.
[00:35:42]  Thank you.
[00:35:43]  The fucking horn thing.
[00:35:45]  I fucking hate that stupid crap.
[00:35:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:35:48]  The cornucopia is stupid, man.
[00:35:51]  All right.
[00:35:52]  I mean, the whole damn thing, the whole holiday is dumb.
[00:35:55]  All right.
[00:35:55]  I'm tired of it.
[00:35:57]  I'm not celebrating Thanksgiving this year.
[00:36:00]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[00:36:01]  I'm not celebrating Thanksgiving.
[00:36:03]  You know what I'm going to do?
[00:36:04]  I'm going to eat me a fucking artery-clogging triple cheeseburger.
[00:36:07]  That's what the fuck I'm doing.

=== Holiday Disappointment (15:03) ===

[00:36:09]  All right?
[00:36:09]  It's called a cornucopia, and now we're going to troll you with it.
[00:36:13]  Why?
[00:36:13]  Huh?
[00:36:16]  I don't fucking soil my fucking wheelchair.
[00:36:19]  I don't have a wheelchair.
[00:36:21]  All right, listen, let's go ahead and go back to this.
[00:36:24]  All right.
[00:36:24]  This is her story here.
[00:36:27]  And I'm talking about the star witness to the supposed second day of the public impeachment hearing by the Democrats.
[00:36:35]  This is their star witness.
[00:36:36]  Listen, she was in Mogadishu.
[00:36:38]  She helped open up the Russian embassy.
[00:36:40]  What else have you done, Broad?
[00:36:42]  I later served in Moscow.
[00:36:44]  In 1993, during the attempted coup in Moscow in Russia, I was caught in crossfire between presidential and parliamentary forces.
[00:36:53]  Now, now, did you hear what she said?
[00:36:56]  I was caught in crossfire.
[00:36:59]  You know, that is such a horrible word to use when you preluded this whole shit, suggesting that you were under some kind of major threat or somebody took pop shots at you.
[00:37:12]  Now, she's talking about crossfire in relation to diplomacy.
[00:37:18]  What's up, patiently, waiting?
[00:37:20]  I'm doing well.
[00:37:24]  And well, Ghost, after about eight Amaretto Sours, I was thinking about you while singing it.
[00:37:29]  You're at a karaoke bar.
[00:37:34]  You were thinking about me singing George Michaels, I want your sex.
[00:37:40]  Look, I don't know about that song, dude.
[00:37:42]  All right.
[00:37:43]  That song, he was obviously trying to come out of the closet a little bit.
[00:37:46]  I mean, did you hear him?
[00:37:47]  I want your sexton sex with me.
[00:37:55]  Kick a gigga gigga calm.
[00:37:57]  I mean, that's the song.
[00:37:59]  That's the fucking song.
[00:38:00]  So, you know, come on.
[00:38:01]  He was trying to come out the closet.
[00:38:02]  All right.
[00:38:03]  He was also trying to come out the closet in that in the song Father Figure as well.
[00:38:07]  You know?
[00:38:08]  I will be off the figure.
[00:38:10]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:38:12]  We get it.
[00:38:13]  All right.
[00:38:13]  We get it.
[00:38:14]  Ghost, please help me.
[00:38:16]  They finally got me for helping Trump get away with his illegal.
[00:38:19]  this isn't roger stone i'm scared i don't want to end up like epstein the only way i'm going to get out of here is if you send all your tts donations to me from now on oh jesus Come on.
[00:38:31]  That ain't Roger Stone, asshole.
[00:38:33]  That ain't the real Roger Stone.
[00:38:35]  This is perfect timing.
[00:38:36]  Can you turn off TTS so you can continue with your reused production notes?
[00:38:41]  My reused production notes?
[00:38:43]  What are you fucking talking about, man?
[00:38:45]  Thanks, bud.
[00:38:45]  Fuck you, Death by Bacon, all right?
[00:38:49]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[00:38:51]  I'm trying to show you how ridiculous and bogus these fucking impeachment hearings are.
[00:39:00]  How this star witness on the second public day of this impeachment crap is a joke, a mid-tier bureaucrat.
[00:39:07]  All right, what is this?
[00:39:09]  Thanksgiving gives you an opportunity to spend time with your family.
[00:39:12]  How could you possibly hate that?
[00:39:14]  Do you hate people who hurt you?
[00:39:17]  And what is it?
[00:39:18]  Wait a minute.
[00:39:18]  Hold on.
[00:39:19]  We're not taking.
[00:39:21]  Hey, dude, we're not taking $18.66, man.
[00:39:26]  Fucking people don't think the fucking rules apply to you.
[00:39:28]  We're not taking $18 and 66 buckers, okay?
[00:39:32]  And secondly, for anonymous, it gives you the opportunity to be with your family.
[00:39:38]  Great.
[00:39:38]  I've always had a thing too.
[00:39:40]  No idea why, but I always have.
[00:39:43]  It was hilariously satisfying to hear someone else hating it so vaguely.
[00:39:47]  I'm just simply stating this, okay?
[00:39:49]  All right.
[00:39:50]  Listen, I see my family on Christmas, and you know, I don't need to see them on Thanksgiving, okay?
[00:39:57]  I don't need to see Caroline and her shitty fruitcake on Thanksgiving and fucking Christmas, okay?
[00:40:03]  All right, Christmas is the extent of my family extension, and that's it.
[00:40:08]  Because I'm the one that always hosts the Christmas party, so everybody's coming over to my house, drinking my booze, eating my food, and I'm the one giving the presents out to everybody because nobody gives ghost a fucking present.
[00:40:22]  Nobody gives ghosts a fucking present.
[00:40:24]  You know, Ghost is a rich man.
[00:40:26]  You know, he's supposed to be giving us presents and shit.
[00:40:29]  So why in the fuck would I want to see my fucking family?
[00:40:32]  Well, with the exception of a few people, I don't want to get too personal, but why in the fuck would I want to see my family when they do nothing but just fucking, hey, hey, ghost, can I, can I have this?
[00:40:43]  Can I do this?
[00:40:44]  Can I burden you with my problems?
[00:40:46]  Can I do this?
[00:40:47]  Can I do that?
[00:40:48]  I mean, Jesus Christ, fuck off, man.
[00:40:53]  When is it ghost turn?
[00:40:55]  You know, when is it ghost turn to go to somebody and say, hey, man, I need some help.
[00:41:00]  You know, I need some help, man.
[00:41:03]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:03]  When is it?
[00:41:04]  When is it ghost turn for any appreciation?
[00:41:08]  What about me?
[00:41:10]  What about me?
[00:41:12]  Hey, what is this?
[00:41:13]  Garble, the gigolo.
[00:41:14]  All right, whatever.
[00:41:15]  I'm not joking, folks.
[00:41:17]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:41:18]  Okay?
[00:41:19]  I know I may sound like a Grinch.
[00:41:21]  I know I may sound like Scrooge, but what about me?
[00:41:24]  No smoking, no smoking, no smoking, no smoking, no.
[00:41:27]  Shut up, all right?
[00:41:28]  No smoking, all right, shut up.
[00:41:34]  Shut this idiot up for Christ's sake, man.
[00:41:36]  All right?
[00:41:37]  I'm serious, man.
[00:41:39]  I'm the one that hosts the Christmas party.
[00:41:42]  All right?
[00:41:43]  I'm the one.
[00:41:44]  What is this?
[00:41:45]  I'm back after a long time hiatus.
[00:41:47]  Are you sure of me, magician?
[00:41:50]  What about me, man?
[00:41:52]  When is it fucking ghost turn for some appreciation?
[00:41:56]  What about me?
[00:41:59]  I don't get any presents, man.
[00:42:01]  I give all the presents.
[00:42:03]  I give all the fucking presents now, and I don't get, you know when the last time I had a fucking badass present?
[00:42:10]  You know when the last time it was?
[00:42:11]  When I was like a fucking teenager, all right?
[00:42:14]  When I was a fucking teenager is the last time I got any kind of fucking present whatsoever.
[00:42:19]  It's like, here you go, ghost.
[00:42:21]  That was it.
[00:42:21]  And that was it.
[00:42:23]  Ever since then, Ghost has got to be the one giving the presents.
[00:42:27]  All right.
[00:42:27]  Ghost, you know, he's out there.
[00:42:29]  He's not doing too bad.
[00:42:30]  He's the one that's going to host the goddamn family parties and get-togethers and are going to pay for the booze and pay for the food and pay for all this shit.
[00:42:42]  So excuse the fuck out of me if I don't give a shit about the holidays, okay?
[00:42:47]  I'm sorry, okay?
[00:42:48]  I'm sorry if I don't give a shit about the holidays.
[00:42:51]  I'm sorry, all right?
[00:42:52]  And what is this?
[00:42:53]  Nafara A22.
[00:42:55]  Did you know Boss Neighbor is a third movie in a set of known movies called Neighbor Charlie movies?
[00:43:02]  The legend of Neighbor Charlie, The Soul of Neighbor Charlie, and Boss Neighbor Charlie.
[00:43:07]  What is this?
[00:43:07]  Kans Abuser?
[00:43:09]  Shit list update when?
[00:43:11]  Believe me, the shit list Kans Abuser is going to be updated.
[00:43:15]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:43:16]  All right.
[00:43:16]  What is this?
[00:43:17]  Patiently waitings next.
[00:43:19]  When are the next capitalist confessions?
[00:43:21]  I got shit to confess to Father Ghost.
[00:43:25]  He ain't gonna be around today.
[00:43:27]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:43:28]  I'm not on a fucking ball or Friday.
[00:43:30]  And the very next day, I am burning in hell.
[00:43:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:43:35]  Last Christmas, I shot up dope.
[00:43:37]  All right.
[00:43:37]  And what is this okay millennial?
[00:43:40]  Me, me, me, I, I. Hey, asshole, I'm not complaining.
[00:43:44]  All right, I'm just complaining to you, assholes, because you're like, hey, ghost, why don't you like celebrating Thanksgiving?
[00:43:50]  Why don't you like Christmas?
[00:43:52]  Thanksgiving symbolically represents the break from war times.
[00:43:56]  Lincoln made it a holiday during Civil War for soldiers.
[00:44:00]  But FDR made Thanksgiving more business-related.
[00:44:03]  Great economy.
[00:44:03]  I finished it a week earlier to make Christmas shopping longer to help businesses.
[00:44:07]  Oh, God.
[00:44:09]  Of course.
[00:44:10]  All right, of course.
[00:44:12]  Another block of flats burned down in the UK in Bolton.
[00:44:15]  What is that?
[00:44:16]  Two years after Grenfell, chances of the Conservatives winning the election.
[00:44:20]  Hey, dude, Red Arrow, that's what I've been telling you folks across the pond.
[00:44:26]  I mean, I think that you better get ready for Jeremy Corbin, that closet commie.
[00:44:30]  And I'm telling you right now, y'all are in some serious shit.
[00:44:35]  All right.
[00:44:35]  I mean, y'all should have been out of Brexit.
[00:44:37]  Y'all voted for this, and now y'all are going to accept this ridiculous snap election.
[00:44:41]  It's fucking pathetic.
[00:44:42]  Anyway, look, I'm going to see what the hell Die Hard Texas fan requested here.
[00:44:48]  He had an $18.66 bucker.
[00:44:51]  Now, if it's anything copyrighted or anything like that, I'm not going to play it.
[00:44:55]  All right.
[00:44:55]  I'm not playing it.
[00:44:56]  What's up, Lucifer?
[00:44:57]  Why not visit Mrs. Ghost's family instead of your side of the family?
[00:45:01]  Or is Mrs. Ghost an orphan?
[00:45:04]  Oh, it's a fuck.
[00:45:05]  It's a fucking first of all, it's mostly Mrs. Ghost's family and our intermediate family.
[00:45:12]  All right, that's that's basically what it is.
[00:45:14]  I don't really give a shit about my family, all right?
[00:45:17]  I don't really give a shit about my family.
[00:45:19]  My family, you know, it's like the old song goes, Yesterday's got nothing for me, all right?
[00:45:24]  I love you, ghost.
[00:45:25]  I give you power.
[00:45:27]  We're still going to Twin Twinks on Thanksgiving.
[00:45:29]  Twin Twins.
[00:45:30]  Twin Peaks, you idiot.
[00:45:32]  Twin fucking peaks.
[00:45:34]  And by the way, Longhorn fan, all right, that was your name, right?
[00:45:37]  Die Hard Texas fan, the guy who requested $18.66.
[00:45:42]  Here, this is what he requested: fucking ear rape.
[00:45:45]  You ready?
[00:45:46]  Ready for an ear rape?
[00:45:47]  You ready for an ear rape?
[00:45:49]  What?
[00:45:50]  Profaner of the vices, a simple charlatan, inflaming pureial minds with the guilt of sin.
[00:45:56]  Imaginations fed to children.
[00:45:58]  Get the fuck out of here, Ghost Quinn.
[00:46:00]  Here, take some ear rape, ghost queen.
[00:46:03]  Take some ear rape.
[00:46:05]  Get that fucking ear rape going on.
[00:46:08]  All right, how do you like that?
[00:46:10]  How do you like that?
[00:46:12]  This is what this idiot requested for an $18.66 bucker, all right?
[00:46:18]  Fucking ear rape!
[00:46:20]  How do you like that?
[00:46:28]  It's a shit.
[00:46:28]  Yeah, look at that, huh?
[00:46:30]  Y'all were calling me scambler.
[00:46:32]  Now y'all motherfuckers gotta listen to this.
[00:46:35]  Now you gotta listen to the ear rape.
[00:46:36]  You like it?
[00:46:38]  You like it?
[00:46:41]  You like it, you sorry sack of shit.
[00:46:45]  Piece of crap.
[00:46:48]  All right, that's it.
[00:46:49]  All right, we've had enough.
[00:46:50]  I've had enough.
[00:46:51]  All right, y'all want to hear more ear rape?
[00:46:55]  Y'all hear more ear rape?
[00:46:57]  More ear rape.
[00:46:59]  All right, more ear rape.
[00:47:01]  Look at him.
[00:47:02]  I love it.
[00:47:03]  I love the ear rape, ghost.
[00:47:05]  I LOVE THE EARRAIN!
[00:47:07]  My scheme is complete.
[00:47:08]  Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in Fung Lum sweet and sour sauce.
[00:47:12]  Oh, jeez.
[00:47:12]  Who the fuck is this happy noodle boy?
[00:47:14]  They will be sweet and sour.
[00:47:14]  Play the ear rape.
[00:47:15]  Ha, fucking happy noodle boy over here.
[00:47:20]  Ah, y'all like the ear rape, boy?
[00:47:22]  Huh?
[00:47:24]  Son of a bitch.
[00:47:27]  I told you, sons of bitches, to give me the respect I goddamn well deserve, man.
[00:47:32]  I am sorry no one gave you a present.
[00:47:35]  What?
[00:47:35]  It sucks that you have family leeches, but so do I. Don't worry, ghost.
[00:47:39]  I got a present for you.
[00:47:44]  You know what?
[00:47:45]  You're not.
[00:47:48]  You know what, Duva Dude?
[00:47:49]  I thought you were one of my blacks.
[00:47:52]  But, man, you are turning into a freaky son of a bitch, man.
[00:47:56]  You're the kind of son of a bitch that will sit there and try to put your hand underneath a damn shit stall in trying to attempt to grab somebody else's schlong in the next commode because you're that damn fruity, man.
[00:48:08]  All right.
[00:48:08]  I bet you got a wide stance whenever you sit down and take a shit and start tapping that toe.
[00:48:15]  I ain't tapping that toe.
[00:48:17]  Democrats will be met with fire and fury if it's cool play that Trump said reach where he says that to North Korea.
[00:48:24]  That's my favorite.
[00:48:25]  Yeah, I hear you, BT Gun.
[00:48:26]  I hear you on that one, man.
[00:48:28]  And cheers to you for the positive sentiments there, BT Gun.
[00:48:31]  Here's patiently waiting.
[00:48:35]  Ghost, chat seems upset.
[00:48:37]  You're not playing a video.
[00:48:39]  You should play it.
[00:48:40]  I'm playing it here.
[00:48:41]  Play it.
[00:48:41]  Keep the rules.
[00:48:42]  Hey, patiently waiting.
[00:48:43]  I'm playing it now.
[00:48:45]  I'm playing it.
[00:48:45]  Now, here it is.
[00:48:46]  More ear rape.
[00:48:48]  All right.
[00:48:48]  What is this?
[00:48:49]  Spegging?
[00:48:50]  Confirmation Ghostler's family sexual abuse him.
[00:48:53]  Your granny is laughing.
[00:48:55]  Fuck you, Speggin.
[00:48:56]  All right.
[00:48:56]  Go fuck you.
[00:48:57]  All right.
[00:48:58]  Hey, wait.
[00:48:58]  No, no.
[00:49:00]  No more $18.66 bucker.
[00:49:03]  Y'all keep doing this.
[00:49:04]  I'm going to end the broadcast because I am not taking these anymore.
[00:49:08]  Oh, you fucking pieces of shit.
[00:49:10]  You fucking pieces of garbage, man.
[00:49:13]  I am in no way obligated to play any of you this year.
[00:49:16]  Here, play the fucking ear rape for these fucking idiots, all right?
[00:49:19]  Here's some more ear rape.
[00:49:22]  How do you like that?
[00:49:25]  Here's some more ear rape for you stupid cyber people.
[00:49:31]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:32]  Now we're going with this going low.
[00:49:34]  Is This is going low.
[00:49:53]  Wheelchair symbol, this is only a test.
[00:49:55]  The siren from the previous dono and this message are currently a part of a test to test the capabilities of the beer cans tornado.
[00:50:02]  Oh, oh, is that what this is?
[00:50:05]  Oh, is that what this is?
[00:50:06]  Is the beer cans alert system?
[00:50:08]  That's what this is.
[00:50:09]  All right.
[00:50:09]  That's great.
[00:50:10]  By the way, where can I get a ghost politics shirt?
[00:50:14]  Well, right now you can go to, I guess, ghost.market.
[00:50:18]  All right, ghost.market.
[00:50:20]  Oh, God.
[00:50:21]  It happened again.
[00:50:22]  I just soiled my wheelchair.
[00:50:24]  Engineer, come on.
[00:50:26]  I am not in a wheelchair, you dickheads.
[00:50:31]  Asian Menish shooting Lolitas at Santa Claus.
[00:50:34]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:50:35]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:50:37]  For Christ's sake.
[00:50:37]  All right, look.
[00:50:38]  Two people donated $18.66.
[00:50:42]  Now, if there's anything copyright or any of that, I ain't playing it.
[00:50:46]  All right.
[00:50:47]  We ain't playing copyright.
[00:50:48]  What is this?
[00:50:50]  And no shit, $18.60 is not available tonight.
[00:50:53]  Will be considered a donation.
[00:50:55]  Thank you.
[00:50:56]  Thank you.
[00:50:57]  Thank you for whoever just donated that.
[00:50:59]  All right.
[00:51:00]  Fucking people think that the fucking rules don't apply to you for Christ's sake.
[00:51:04]  And look, Toad, whoever the hell this is, requested this, okay, for $18.66.

=== Copyrighted Donation Audio (16:03) ===

[00:51:12]  I'm not kidding.
[00:51:13]  Somebody by the name of Toad requested this.
[00:51:15]  Play it.
[00:51:16]  I don't even know what this is.
[00:51:23]  What the fuck?
[00:51:36]  Is this for real?
[00:51:40]  One two, three.
[00:51:41]  One two, three drinks.
[00:51:43]  One two, three.
[00:51:44]  One two three, oh my god.
[00:51:46]  One two, three.
[00:51:48]  You see, your autism is showing toad.
[00:51:56]  Your autism is showing man, oh my god.
[00:52:08]  This is why they think my show is entertainment for cards.
[00:52:11]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[00:52:26]  Hey, you racist.
[00:52:27]  They just donated.
[00:52:29]  This is some ear rape.
[00:52:30]  I mean, this sounds like somebody's killing a fucking cat, man.
[00:52:43]  I mean, what is this?
[00:52:44]  Are you people in the trap room digging this retarded, autistic shit off of tonight?
[00:53:00]  Hey, whoever's writing better than Pantera, fuck you, all right?
[00:53:12]  One two, three.
[00:53:13]  This is what somebody donated, eighteen dollar and sixty six bucker for man.
[00:53:18]  Good god yeah, listen to that voice.
[00:53:25]  Listen to that voice, you like that, you like a little bit of that?
[00:53:42]  Now you want this.
[00:53:43]  You like a little bit of that?
[00:53:59]  Aw, dude, this is ridiculous, man.
[00:54:01]  Man, oh yeah, all right, i've had enough.
[00:54:06]  I've had about enough of this shit.
[00:54:07]  Jesus Christ, love tonight is coming up.
[00:54:09]  Ghost, can you feel it?
[00:54:11]  Ghost, can you feel it?
[00:54:12]  I just ordered amaretto sour 11.
[00:54:15]  Jesus Christine, I might be drunk enough to be okay with you in my woodshed.
[00:54:19]  Okay, with you in my.
[00:54:20]  I don't want to be okay with you in the woodshed.
[00:54:23]  Okay, no one should be okay with being in the woodshed.
[00:54:27]  Okay, no one should be okay with being in the woodshed.
[00:54:31]  All right, I don't know what the hell that was, Toad requested that for 18.66 bucker.
[00:54:37]  I have no idea what the hell that was dude, but that was fucking disgusting here.
[00:54:40]  Just one more time.
[00:54:41]  All right, we gotta hear one more time, I mean, that scream.
[00:54:44]  Let's hear that scream one more time.
[00:54:45]  Play it, play it.
[00:54:46]  Engineer makes Mariah Carry look like shit.
[00:55:10]  All right, all right.
[00:55:10]  There, it is All right, all right, turn it off, shut it off.
[00:55:15]  All right, there it is.
[00:55:16]  Anyway, Toad requested that for an $18.66 bucker.
[00:55:21]  Let's move on here.
[00:55:22]  And listen, I don't know.
[00:55:23]  I'm not obligated to play these.
[00:55:26]  All right, but I'm going to see what GX Multimedia requested for an $18.66 bucker.
[00:55:32]  And if it's anything that's copyrighted or anything, I'm not playing it.
[00:55:36]  So let's see what the hell this is.
[00:55:38]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:55:40]  Hold on, what is it?
[00:55:41]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:55:43]  What is this?
[00:55:44]  No, hey, Brook.
[00:55:47]  Come on, man.
[00:55:48]  We're not doing this now.
[00:55:50]  I've got shit to talk about.
[00:55:52]  I've got fucking production notes.
[00:55:56]  Oh, Christ.
[00:55:58]  Hold on.
[00:55:58]  What is this, GX Multimedia?
[00:56:00]  What the fuck is this?
[00:56:01]  I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit, man.
[00:56:04]  I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit, man.
[00:56:06]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[00:56:07]  Hold on, this is not, turn this shit off.
[00:56:11]  Take the title off.
[00:56:12]  All right?
[00:56:13]  Get with the show.
[00:56:14]  I'm trying to get with the fucking show, man.
[00:56:17]  I'm trying to.
[00:56:18]  Let me tell you something.
[00:56:20]  I think this is Can's Abuser.
[00:56:22]  You have no right to record what happened after the show, okay?
[00:56:26]  I accidentally didn't fucking hang up the shit from Radio Graffiti, and you all have, y'all are not privy to hear that shit, man.
[00:56:36]  All right?
[00:56:37]  That was a private conversation between me and the engineer.
[00:56:42]  You have no right to do that shit, man.
[00:56:46]  Fucking piece of crap.
[00:56:48]  Oh, Christ.
[00:56:49]  I'm trying not to drink, folks, all right?
[00:56:51]  Believe it or not, I know that I've got to cut down drinking, and I'm trying not to drink, but by God, man, this is supposed to be a Baller Friday, man.
[00:57:04]  All right, look, I'm not joking.
[00:57:05]  Listen, listen, I don't know which this, what this is, but I think this is a private conversation that I had with the engineer after a show, and I don't know what this is, so I'm going to play a little bit of it, and I'm only playing a little bit of it because Kans Abuser has no fucking right to be putting it on here.
[00:57:26]  That's a private conversation, man.
[00:57:31]  Put the PC shut on.
[00:57:32]  Where is this location?
[00:57:33]  Twin Peaks.
[00:57:35]  Locate.
[00:57:35]  Just play the shit.
[00:57:37]  Give me a break.
[00:57:38]  I don't give a shit if they don't got their fucking shot out.
[00:57:43]  I don't give a shit.
[00:57:46]  I don't give a shit.
[00:57:50]  Over here, I'm fucking giving my fucking heart.
[00:57:53]  I'm giving my fucking easel out of here.
[00:57:55]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:57:58]  Hey!
[00:57:59]  Stop donating these fucking things!
[00:58:02]  I'm not obligated to play them!
[00:58:04]  You donate at your own wrist, man!
[00:58:06]  Jesus Christ, that Toad song was so atrocious, I couldn't help laughing in utter agony.
[00:58:11]  I mean, give me a break with that toad song.
[00:58:13]  Fantastic show as always, my friend.
[00:58:15]  Good night.
[00:58:16]  No more Donos tonight.
[00:58:17]  Thank you, Brooke.
[00:58:19]  I appreciate it.
[00:58:20]  I'm not very happy.
[00:58:23]  I'm not very happy with what I'm hearing right now.
[00:58:26]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:58:27]  Weren't you talking about the impeachment inquiry earlier?
[00:58:29]  I'm trying.
[00:58:31]  I've got Great Steel.
[00:58:33]  I've got production notes right here.
[00:58:37]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[00:58:40]  The National Weather Service in San Diego, yonder.
[00:58:43]  Can you fuck off and just leave me alone already, you fucking goddamn pieces of fucking troll terrorist trash?
[00:58:50]  Can you just fucking please just leave me alone?
[00:58:52]  ...unleashes a beer cans tornado out of rage.
[00:58:54]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[00:59:00]  All right, are y'all done, dude?
[00:59:02]  Are y'all fucking done?
[00:59:03]  All right, just shut up, all right?
[00:59:05]  Stop text to speeching, all right?
[00:59:07]  And that's an order.
[00:59:09]  All right?
[00:59:10]  That's an order from fucking ghost here, alright?
[00:59:13]  God damn it!
[00:59:15]  What?
[00:59:17]  What is it, for Christ's sake?
[00:59:18]  Anonymous, earlier that day you said the engineer took the day off and all of a sudden he was at...
[00:59:23]  No, dude, the engineer took the day off on Saturday, you dick.
[00:59:28]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:59:30]  Anonymous, why don't you listen?
[00:59:32]  Instead of being some fucking know-it-all jerk off like the fucking Asburgers.
[00:59:37]  There's nothing worse than some know-it-all ass burgers.
[00:59:39]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[00:59:42]  Anyway, go ahead and play this shit that fucking cans abuser illegally recorded.
[00:59:47]  All right?
[00:59:48]  If they don't got their fucking shot out, I don't give a shit.
[00:59:53]  I don't give a shit.
[00:59:57]  Over here, I'm fucking giving my fucking heart.
[01:00:00]  I'm giving my fucking soul out here to these fucking people.
[01:00:05]  You understand, engineer, do you?
[01:00:11]  I'm fucking tired, dude.
[01:00:13]  I'm fucking so fucking tired, man.
[01:00:15]  I give these people fucking six hours, man.
[01:00:21]  Fucking six fucking hours, man.
[01:00:26]  And these fuckers don't care.
[01:00:29]  They don't fucking care, man.
[01:00:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:38]  Tired of it, man.
[01:00:39]  I'm fucking, I'm just, I'm fucking tired of it, man.
[01:00:43]  I'm fucking tired of it, man.
[01:00:46]  Fuck's sake, man.
[01:00:47]  I'm fucking tired of this shit.
[01:00:52]  Oh my god, and some fucking cocksucker named Mickey Mouse just don't a little fucking serious thing.
[01:01:00]  They think it's a joke!
[01:01:03]  They think it's a joke!
[01:01:04]  They take a fucking Mexican, okay?
[01:01:07]  A fucking Mexican named Nick Fuente as a white nationalist leader.
[01:01:14]  Are you shitting me?
[01:01:17]  Oh my God.
[01:01:22]  Oh, God.
[01:01:23]  I'm so fucking sick, dude.
[01:01:25]  I'm so sick, man.
[01:01:30]  I'm fucking tired, dude.
[01:01:32]  I can't do this anymore, for fuck's sake, man.
[01:01:35]  I can't fucking do this shit, man.
[01:01:40]  Fucking hell, man.
[01:01:41]  Fucking hell, dude.
[01:01:43]  Hell, man.
[01:01:44]  Fucking hell, man.
[01:01:50]  Fucking hell, man.
[01:01:55]  Oh, the fucking blood, the sweat, the energy, man, for nothing.
[01:02:02]  When you've got some faggot like Nick Blendie's, Whoa!
[01:02:06]  Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[01:02:08]  Turn that shit off!
[01:02:10]  Turn that shit off!
[01:02:12]  Now listen!
[01:02:13]  I didn't think you splice something there, fucking cans abuser, for Christ's sake!
[01:02:19]  That's a goddamn splice, man!
[01:02:22]  Fuck you!
[01:02:22]  I never said that shit!
[01:02:24]  Shut the fuck up!
[01:02:26]  Alright?
[01:02:27]  That was a splice, man.
[01:02:31]  Fuck off, Crippler's dirty wheelchair, alright?
[01:02:34]  I've got more fucking things to worry about than a fucking Crippler's dirty wheelchair fucking fruit bowl, alright?
[01:02:39]  I didn't say it!
[01:02:41]  Okay?
[01:02:42]  This fucking, these assholes, man, they fucking splice me, man.
[01:02:47]  They fucking splice me saying it fucking stupid shit.
[01:02:52]  Oh my god.
[01:02:54]  How long have we been playing this?
[01:02:55]  We've been playing it for two.
[01:02:57]  Hold on.
[01:02:57]  Let me see what else they spliced.
[01:03:00]  I'm gonna get my fucking lawyer.
[01:03:01]  Let's see what else they fucking spliced, man.
[01:03:04]  And influence an entire group of dumb young ass.
[01:03:10]  Oh, God.
[01:03:15]  Oh, God.
[01:03:16]  I'm just.
[01:03:18]  I'm fucking tired, dude.
[01:03:20]  Hold on, what is it?
[01:03:21]  I'm gonna pop some tags.
[01:03:23]  Got $20 in my pocket.
[01:03:25]  I'm I'm, I'm coming looking for a hookup.
[01:03:27]  Ghosts show is fucking awesome.
[01:03:30]  Coming up soon is Bieber and Will.
[01:03:32]  I am hashtag that power.
[01:03:33]  Damn, you feel that power.
[01:03:35]  Ghost and old-fashioned.
[01:03:38]  You sound a little smashed.
[01:03:40]  You sound a little smashed.
[01:03:42]  There patiently waiting.
[01:03:43]  You sound a little smashed.
[01:03:46]  And what is this?
[01:03:46]  Anonymous, lol.
[01:03:47]  He said, no dude, I didn't say that.
[01:03:50]  That's a fucking splice dude, and I hate when these internet people do this to me.
[01:03:54]  Man, I hate when they've been splicing me ever since 2009.
[01:04:01]  All right, i'm tired of it.
[01:04:02]  All right look, I want to see if they spliced anything else, because i'm concerned about what slanderous and libelist bullshit is on here.
[01:04:09]  Play it tired.
[01:04:10]  I'm fucking tired, i'm fucking tired.
[01:04:15]  Jesus Christ, that's why I get drunk, dude.
[01:04:21]  I'm like I, I genuinely want to stop drinking.
[01:04:24]  You know, I get another fucking beer man, but I, I genuinely trying to stop fucking drinking over here and fucking.
[01:04:32]  I can't, man, oh god, it's the only way I can pallet this fucking show man.
[01:04:42]  It's the only way I can pallet the fucking show man.
[01:04:47]  Fucking shit, fucking tired of this shit man.
[01:04:55]  Tired of this fucking shit man.
[01:05:01]  Oh my god, tired of this fucking garbage man.
[01:05:10]  Tired of this fucking garbage man.
[01:05:13]  What do you respect that bag and get quite a crit.
[01:05:17]  God damn it.
[01:05:17]  You see.
[01:05:18]  You see that that was a blatant splice, man.
[01:05:21]  It went quiet all of a sudden and then it started.
[01:05:25]  You see that I don't appreciate that, man.
[01:05:28]  I never said that that was a splice.
[01:05:31]  I never fucking said that shit man.
[01:05:34]  Listen, all my true fans that are out there know that that was a splice.
[01:05:39]  Okay, all my true fans out there know that that was a damn splice.
[01:05:46]  They're not gonna fuck you.
[01:05:47]  All you people that are out there doing this to me.
[01:05:49]  Man, what ghosts are exposed to live stream ghost?
[01:05:53]  Look at the video.
[01:05:55]  It says it was streamed live.
[01:05:57]  Anybody can put anything.
[01:05:58]  What are you talking about this?
[01:05:59]  The internet said were ever spliced.
[01:06:02]  People can put anything.
[01:06:03]  What are you talking about?
[01:06:04]  As a figment of your imagination?
[01:06:07]  What are you talking about, man?
[01:06:09]  Listen, these people that listen to my broadcast, for whatever reason, they find it funny.
[01:06:15]  They find it hilarious when they take my voice and splice it and make it sound like I said something I never fucking said and I don't appreciate it.
[01:06:26]  And what is this?
[01:06:27]  Anonymous.
[01:06:28]  We already know it's not a splice.
[01:06:30]  You've been sent.
[01:06:31]  No, bullshit.
[01:06:33]  Bullshit.
[01:06:34]  All right.
[01:06:35]  That's bullshit.
[01:06:36]  Are y'all finished?
[01:06:37]  Or y'all done?
[01:06:39]  I don't know if they're done.
[01:06:40]  I don't know if they're finished there, Tim McCrab.
[01:06:43]  I don't know.
[01:06:44]  Hey, look, there's not a splice.
[01:06:49]  What is this potable water garbage?
[01:06:52]  I mean, where did this new meme come from, man?
[01:06:54]  I didn't get the fucking memo.
[01:06:55]  Water potable. Water potable. Water potable. Water potable. Water potable. Water potable.
[01:07:00]  All right, shut up.
[01:07:01]  Shut up with your potable water.
[01:07:04]  Listen, I have no idea where and why the hell you people keep splicing me in this capacity, but I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
[01:07:13]  I don't appreciate it one bit, man.

=== Potable Water Meme (14:32) ===

[01:07:15]  As you can see, I started off the show trying to be serious about the impeachment inquiry.
[01:07:20]  This bogus, illegal impeachment inquiry that I fucking got production notes that I've handwritten myself about.
[01:07:29]  I wanted to talk about this stupid joke mid-tier bureaucrat, Marie Jovanovich, who was a joke, all right?
[01:07:39]  And instead, you guys are pulling this garbage on me.
[01:07:42]  Instead, you guys are pulling this on me.
[01:07:44]  You're trying to harsh my mellow on a Baller Friday.
[01:07:47]  You're trying to ruin yet another great episode in my illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
[01:07:55]  And you can all go suck an egg for it, okay?
[01:07:59]  All my true fans know that you people are splicing me.
[01:08:03]  You're trying to demean me.
[01:08:05]  You're trying to make me look stupid.
[01:08:07]  But you know what?
[01:08:08]  I'm still standing, huh?
[01:08:11]  All you cyber vermin and troll terrorists trying to come at me.
[01:08:16]  I'm still standing.
[01:08:18]  I'm still fucking standing.
[01:08:21]  Fucking piece of shit.
[01:08:23]  I'm still standing.
[01:08:27]  You piece of garbage.
[01:08:30]  I'm still standing, turkey tits.
[01:08:34]  Son of a bitch.
[01:08:35]  Watch.
[01:08:37]  What is it?
[01:08:37]  Scam to get.
[01:08:38]  Hey, look, I'll get to your $18.66 bucker.
[01:08:41]  You just sit there and shut the fuck up.
[01:08:43]  I'm not obligated to.
[01:08:45]  It says in the description, I'm not obligated to, you piece of shit.
[01:08:49]  And what is this?
[01:08:50]  Type doc to ban Dr. B. Who the fuck is Dr. B?
[01:08:56]  Who gives a shit about a Dr. B?
[01:09:01]  I mean, I'm only gonna, I'm gonna play one, like 30 more seconds of this.
[01:09:05]  All right, because I want to know what the okay boomer sooner.
[01:09:08]  Fuck you, all right.
[01:09:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:14]  Oh, God.
[01:09:16]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[01:09:19]  Expose.
[01:09:20]  Expose nothing.
[01:09:22]  All right?
[01:09:23]  I'm going to contact my fucking lawyer.
[01:09:25]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:09:28]  I've got two words for him.
[01:09:30]  You sons of bitches splicing.
[01:09:32]  Two fucking words.
[01:09:34]  Unit damn it, yes.
[01:09:35]  Water, potable, water, potable, water.
[01:09:37]  No fucking potable water, you idiot.
[01:09:39]  Shut this idiot out.
[01:09:41]  Shut my filters off.
[01:09:44]  Potable fucking water.
[01:09:46]  Can you shut up with that crap?
[01:09:47]  All right.
[01:09:48]  Shut up.
[01:09:50]  Dr. B is the guy in chat who was posting satanic shit and talking about killing animals for sacrifices.
[01:09:56]  Are you kidding me?
[01:09:57]  I mean, is there a guy in the chat room that's actually talking this kind of nefarious, disgusting, filthy shit?
[01:10:05]  Oh, God.
[01:10:07]  All right.
[01:10:09]  What is this?
[01:10:10]  The lost archive that's hiding on Ghost Rubber.
[01:10:13]  No, don't.
[01:10:14]  Don't shit!
[01:10:18]  Do you feel like you a big man when you called people faggots?
[01:10:21]  I never said it!
[01:10:24]  Monday, man!
[01:10:24]  You lying pieces!
[01:10:26]  I never said that!
[01:10:30]  I never said that, man!
[01:10:31]  I never said it!
[01:10:34]  And whoever the hell anonymous was that was posted in the fucking hidden archive, you're a piece of shit, all right?
[01:10:40]  You're a piece of crap.
[01:10:41]  There's a reason why it's not linked up.
[01:10:43]  That's what another scam via scammler.
[01:10:47]  Type S-C-A-M-L-E-R.
[01:10:49]  Fuck you, man.
[01:10:50]  Fuck you.
[01:10:50]  I'm not obligated to play shit, man.
[01:10:53]  Fuck you.
[01:10:55]  Fuck you.
[01:10:57]  Okay, boomers.
[01:10:58]  Can you shove your goddamn okay boomer meme right up your goddamn millennial low-life fucking depressed ass Jesus Christ someone send him more toad songs they're a powerful I don't want to hear any more toad songs all right I don't want to hear any more toad songs oh Christable water is a reference to your homosexual fantasies.
[01:11:21]  Potable water is all.
[01:11:23]  I don't have any fucking homosexual fantasies, you fucking sick master.
[01:11:28]  Jesus Christ, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with this talk.
[01:11:32]  You also didn't play more than three seconds of Canz Abuser's last Christmas donation.
[01:11:37]  Well, that's all there was.
[01:11:40]  It wasn't a big fucking video.
[01:11:42]  I was like, I'm not afraid of a nigger underfed garble, beaten garble, molested.
[01:11:45]  What the fuck?
[01:11:45]  Doova, dude.
[01:11:46]  Come on, man.
[01:11:47]  Homeless garble.
[01:11:48]  Hit and run garble.
[01:11:49]  Broken arm garble.
[01:11:51]  Broken leg garbage.
[01:11:51]  Duva, dude, what's happened to you, man?
[01:11:53]  Do you got the AIDS?
[01:11:54]  Dying garble.
[01:11:55]  I mean, seriously.
[01:11:57]  Do you have the AIDS?
[01:11:59]  Inquiring minds want to know.
[01:12:03]  All right, look, I'm going to listen to Kans Abusers' fucking little shit here.
[01:12:07]  And I better, I better not hear another damn splice.
[01:12:12]  And if I do, I've got two words for you.
[01:12:15]  Punitive damages!
[01:12:17]  So put the shit on.
[01:12:19]  There better not be another goddamn splice.
[01:12:21]  I'll tell you that right now.
[01:12:26]  What?
[01:12:27]  Ghost said faggot many times.
[01:12:29]  That's a lie.
[01:12:30]  That's a fucking lie.
[01:12:32]  Truth teller, you're a fucking liar.
[01:12:35]  You're a goddamn piece of shit liar.
[01:12:39]  Shut up.
[01:12:40]  Oh, God.
[01:12:42]  Stop ruining my Baller Friday, man.
[01:12:47]  Come on, man.
[01:12:49]  Stop ruining my Baller Friday, man.
[01:12:54]  Oh, God.
[01:12:55]  Play the shit, man.
[01:12:57]  Fucking dang it.
[01:12:58]  I'm in.
[01:12:59]  Oh, God.
[01:13:00]  God damn it.
[01:13:01]  Pause it.
[01:13:03]  You see?
[01:13:04]  This is what I'm talking about.
[01:13:05]  Look, I'm not playing anymore because you idiots out here.
[01:13:08]  You guys are trying to get me in trouble with YouTube.
[01:13:11]  And I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
[01:13:14]  I don't appreciate it one bit.
[01:13:15]  I'm moving on.
[01:13:16]  But let me tell you something.
[01:13:18]  I'm calling my attorney.
[01:13:20]  I'm calling my lawyer.
[01:13:21]  And I'm telling you, he's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning, you idiots are going to be working in Alaska.
[01:13:28]  So dress warm, Puto.
[01:13:31]  All right, what is this?
[01:13:33]  Reported for scamming his loving fans.
[01:13:35]  Oh, come shoving up your ass.
[01:13:37]  I'm about to get to the next $18.66 bucker right now.
[01:13:42]  I'm about to get to the next $18.66 bucker right now.
[01:13:48]  And who the hell requests?
[01:13:49]  Oh, yeah, Brooke Nicole.
[01:13:50]  Brooke Nicole requested this one and didn't really say anything.
[01:13:54]  So I hope this is not something copyrighted because I will not play anything copyrighted or anything of that nature.
[01:14:01]  And hold on, I want to make sure that this, you know, this isn't some kind of sick sadistic.
[01:14:07]  Of course, it has something to do with anime.
[01:14:10]  And it seems to be that it has to do with anime ear rape.
[01:14:16]  What the fuck?
[01:14:20]  Oh my God.
[01:14:24]  Are you shitting me, dude?
[01:14:26]  Brooke, did you actually request this shit?
[01:14:31]  I mean, you guys are sick fucking perverts, dude.
[01:14:33]  I'm not even joking.
[01:14:35]  What the hell?
[01:14:40]  What is this?
[01:14:40]  Are you joking?
[01:14:43]  Are you joking for Christ's sake, man?
[01:14:46]  You're sick!
[01:14:47]  You're perverts!
[01:14:49]  You're a bunch of cartoon-loving freaking woman-fetish perverts!
[01:14:55]  That's what you are!
[01:14:58]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:59]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[01:15:04]  We're going to take this off, folks, alright?
[01:15:06]  I mean, this is disgusting.
[01:15:09]  And I can't believe that you people actually watch this sick-dominated shit.
[01:15:13]  I can't believe that you actually watch this.
[01:15:16]  Whoever watches this takes it in the ass, all right?
[01:15:21]  Whoever watches this takes it in the ass!
[01:15:24]  Piece of shit.
[01:15:27]  All right, what?
[01:15:27]  What is it?
[01:15:28]  What?
[01:15:29]  TN Apostle, he said, move 13 times, bitch, please.
[01:15:34]  I grew up in the military.
[01:15:36]  I've been in it and moved 20 times under 2K a month, and we did just fine.
[01:15:41]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:15:42]  You're damn right.
[01:15:43]  TN Apostle's talking about that stupid bimbo that testified in the bogus impeachment hearing.
[01:15:48]  Garble has at least said the words faggot or name.
[01:15:51]  No, I have not.
[01:15:51]  That's a damn lie.
[01:15:54]  You're a damn liar.
[01:15:58]  You're a fucking liar, dude.
[01:16:00]  You're a fucking liar, and I don't appreciate it, dude.
[01:16:03]  I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
[01:16:07]  All right, what?
[01:16:08]  There's 2012 fan.
[01:16:10]  What?
[01:16:10]  The ghost is trying to erase the last season of true capitalist radio from existence like he's Joseph Stalin?
[01:16:17]  BULLSHIT!
[01:16:18]  I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE JOSEPH STALIN!
[01:16:21]  FUCK YOU THERE 2012 FANS!
[01:16:24]  I'm not doing shit like Joseph Stalin.
[01:16:28]  All right, listen, let me just get through these fucking $18.66 bucker up in here, man, all right?
[01:16:35]  Hey, what is this?
[01:16:35]  Anonymous?
[01:16:36]  What the hell did you say?
[01:16:37]  Yeah, all right, whatever.
[01:16:39]  All right?
[01:16:41]  All right, Anonymous, whatever.
[01:16:42]  All right, what is this, black worm?
[01:16:44]  You just don't know if Duvadude is got the AIDS because you wish to jump his milkshake.
[01:16:50]  He's guilty of scamming and lying to his fans.
[01:16:53]  Oh, go fuck.
[01:16:53]  Fuck your ass up.
[01:16:55]  Shut your fucking ass up.
[01:16:56]  Amy Berman Jackson.
[01:16:59]  All right, look, I'm done with fucking even trying to fucking deal with you people.
[01:17:04]  What is this?
[01:17:05]  Oh, no.
[01:17:06]  Oh, God.
[01:17:07]  Who keeps donating this stupid?
[01:17:10]  Engineer, get over it.
[01:17:12]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:17:13]  God damn it, man.
[01:17:17]  Just fucking leave me alone already, all right?
[01:17:19]  Are y'all fucking pissing me off?
[01:17:21]  I'm gonna have to start drinking now.
[01:17:24]  And you want to know why I drink copious amounts of alcohol?
[01:17:27]  It's not because I want to.
[01:17:29]  It's because of you!
[01:17:31]  It's because of all of you filthy, disgusting internet people.
[01:17:36]  It's because of you!
[01:17:38]  That's why I drank so goddamn much.
[01:17:43]  It's your fault.
[01:17:44]  It ain't my fault.
[01:17:45]  It's your fault.
[01:17:48]  Let me play this $18.66 bucker.
[01:17:50]  Who is this?
[01:17:51]  Ghost Xmas 2018.
[01:17:53]  What the hell is this?
[01:17:55]  Ghost Xmas 2018.
[01:17:59]  Hold on.
[01:18:00]  Is this copyrighted?
[01:18:01]  This is fucking copyrighted shit, dude.
[01:18:03]  This is copyrighted stuff.
[01:18:05]  Hold on.
[01:18:05]  What is this?
[01:18:07]  Ghost Christmas 2018 requests.
[01:18:10]  I just want to decorate my wheelchair for Christmas.
[01:18:13]  It's two days prior to the end of school here.
[01:18:15]  Starting tomorrow, so we're not dead.
[01:18:18]  Holy shit, Rent soundtrack is coming up.
[01:18:21]  One song glorious wines.
[01:18:24]  One song to leave behind.
[01:18:26]  What?
[01:18:27]  After that, we got some journey.
[01:18:28]  Guess we'll have to go to the next one.
[01:18:29]  Man, patiently waiting, dude.
[01:18:31]  You're a little bit more than a hundred.
[01:18:32]  I'll have open arms.
[01:18:33]  Faithfully.
[01:18:34]  Oh, ghost.
[01:18:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:37]  You're pretty smashed there, patiently waiting.
[01:18:39]  Whoever donated anime porn in my name, I hope you get cancer of the cunt.
[01:18:44]  Oh, I don't watch hentai.
[01:18:46]  Why watch cartoons when I can get a real man to screw?
[01:18:49]  Just saying.
[01:18:51]  I mean, you know, tell these goddamn weebs.
[01:18:54]  Tell these goddamn weebs.
[01:18:55]  Go out and bump a real live one, man.
[01:18:58]  It was this TN Apostle.
[01:19:00]  TN Apostle said, grew up in the military and been in it.
[01:19:03]  We lived under 2K a month and did just fine, bitch, please.
[01:19:06]  You damn right, bitch, please.
[01:19:08]  Hey, ghost.
[01:19:09]  Hey, scammer.
[01:19:10]  I still here in San Andreas.
[01:19:12]  Oh, yeah?
[01:19:13]  Still here at these bars.
[01:19:14]  Still here waiting, looking.
[01:19:16]  Well, unfortunately, I'm here doing a broadcast, okay?
[01:19:20]  Right in your fucking wheelchair.
[01:19:22]  Yeah, fuck you.
[01:19:23]  All right, fuck you.
[01:19:24]  Ghost wants Duva's cock for two bucks.
[01:19:26]  Fuck you too.
[01:19:28]  I'm a garbill.
[01:19:29]  I got fucking.
[01:19:31]  Can you shove it up your ass with your garbils, please?
[01:19:34]  I mean, seriously, it's pissing me off.
[01:19:39]  Now, let's go ahead and listen to this fucking ghost is Christmas 2018.
[01:19:43]  Let's play this stupid fucking video.
[01:19:45]  The deal is 20% off.
[01:19:46]  This is horrible.
[01:19:48]  There's already a wheelchair there.
[01:19:50]  This is going to go around.
[01:19:51]  God damn it.
[01:19:53]  And this guy is going to droop off the bottom.
[01:19:55]  Wait a minute.
[01:19:56]  Is this guy going to decorate his wheelchair?
[01:19:58]  The bells sound and all, so that'll be pretty nice.
[01:20:01]  Unless, of course, the teachers at school tell me to take it off because it makes too much noise.
[01:20:05]  We'll see how that works out.
[01:20:07]  What the fuck?
[01:20:09]  So here we go.
[01:20:10]  I'm going to show you just how I'm going to do this.
[01:20:12]  Oh, what I did with this, this is a little pack here.
[01:20:15]  It says 3A batteries.
[01:20:19]  You got to be kidding me.
[01:20:20]  This guy's decorating his wheelchair, man.
[01:20:23]  72 inches, 6 feet.
[01:20:25]  He's Christmas flying his wheelchair, dude.
[01:20:28]  And then here's the start of it.
[01:20:30]  The lights twirling all the way around.
[01:20:32]  It comes right back to where the deadline ends.
[01:20:35]  And I twirled it around.
[01:20:36]  Wait a minute.
[01:20:37]  If this is his wheelchair, why is he standing?
[01:20:39]  It says on here, when switching to the bottom.
[01:20:41]  Maybe he has one leg or something.
[01:20:43]  I don't know.
[01:20:43]  Let's not judge him.
[01:20:45]  Which is pretty cool.
[01:20:46]  So this is a steady light.
[01:20:48]  I'm going to zip tie that in spot.
[01:20:50]  I might do it this way around because the batteries are right here and I can actually get to the batteries real easy if I need to.
[01:20:56]  I might have to actually break the zip tie.
[01:20:59]  I don't get it.
[01:21:00]  Hold on, let me pull up on this.
[01:21:02]  I don't know.
[01:21:02]  I might decorate the back.
[01:21:04]  He's standing.
[01:21:06]  He's got two legs.
[01:21:07]  So we'll see how that all turns out.
[01:21:10]  Well, there it is, guys.
[01:21:12]  All right.
[01:21:13]  Wait a minute, dude.
[01:21:14]  You're standing there.
[01:21:16]  Addicted to kindness.
[01:21:17]  The back end.
[01:21:18]  All you have to do is put a ribbon.
[01:21:19]  Is this guy going out?
[01:21:21]  Is this guy going out on this thing, going into midtown somewhere with a fucking cup in his hand?
[01:21:27]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:21:29]  Okay, put the bells on.
[01:21:31]  I think I'm going to take those.
[01:21:33]  Okay, take the label off.
[01:21:37]  Try to somehow put them right here.
[01:21:40]  I don't know how I'm going to do that without.
[01:21:42]  I got to do something here.
[01:21:44]  I don't know if I want to even do that.
[01:21:45]  I just don't know if it's going to work.

=== Battery Setup Struggles (09:53) ===

[01:21:47]  All right, everybody.
[01:21:48]  There it is.
[01:21:49]  A USB.
[01:21:51]  No kidding.
[01:21:51]  A USB cable is the extension cable for a USB that I have running across.
[01:21:56]  That's one end there, and there's one end there.
[01:21:58]  All right, dude, I've had enough.
[01:22:00]  It's too easy to do.
[01:22:01]  I'm going to run it.
[01:22:03]  Decorating his wheelchair, yet he can stand up and he's, you know, can drive a car.
[01:22:08]  I mean, this is a mockery, dude.
[01:22:10]  This is a fucking mockery, man.
[01:22:12]  I mean, you know, just to think about some person that's missing their legs or something looking at this guy, standing up, decorating his wheelchair.
[01:22:20]  What an asshole.
[01:22:22]  What an asshole.
[01:22:23]  But I guarantee you, he's collected a lot of money off the government dole.
[01:22:26]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[01:22:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:22:30]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:22:31]  What else do we have?
[01:22:33]  I think we've got like, I think, one more $18.66 bucker here.
[01:22:38]  And like I said, I am not obligated to play any of these.
[01:22:43]  But right when I fucking say that, dude.
[01:22:45]  Especially.
[01:22:46]  Right when I fucking just say it, man.
[01:22:49]  You see this?
[01:22:49]  This is another thing that isn't a splice.
[01:22:51]  Yeah, I'm sure it isn't, Tyler.
[01:22:53]  I'm sure it isn't, all right?
[01:22:56]  Fucking idiot.
[01:22:57]  All right, let's move on.
[01:22:58]  This is the Ghost Show Relay.
[01:23:01]  And they said exposed, whatever that means, all right?
[01:23:03]  The Ghost Show Relay requested this and said exposed.
[01:23:07]  is this uh you fucking you're recording this shit man You all don't have the right to be recording shit that's not on the show, you fucking assholes.
[01:23:20]  That's my private conversation with the engineer.
[01:23:25]  How dare you, fucks, man.
[01:23:27]  Let me tell you, I'm just going to play this to hear what kind of splices and what kind of malarkey you people have done.
[01:23:35]  Play it.
[01:23:35]  Play this shit.
[01:23:38]  And fuck this point, for Christ's sake.
[01:23:41]  This effeminate incel virgin who's out here mesmerizing a bunch of white nationalist incels.
[01:23:51]  All right?
[01:23:52]  Fuck that bastard.
[01:23:55]  Fuck that goddamn baggage.
[01:23:58]  I know that's a splice.
[01:24:01]  You hear that?
[01:24:02]  Fuck that baggage.
[01:24:04]  That's a fucking splice.
[01:24:06]  That's a splice.
[01:24:07]  Come on.
[01:24:08]  You all heard that.
[01:24:09]  That's a fucking splice.
[01:24:11]  You all heard the splicing there, man.
[01:24:13]  You heard the pause.
[01:24:15]  Somebody fucking splice my voice.
[01:24:18]  God damn it, man.
[01:24:20]  Listen, I'm not going to continue on with this broadcast if you people are going to be continuing to fucking splice my voice, all right?
[01:24:29]  Just got a hot toddy.
[01:24:30]  Oh, hell yes, these dreams are going to be a little bit more.
[01:24:32]  I mean, look at patiently waiting over here getting hammered for Christ's sake.
[01:24:35]  You know what I mean?
[01:24:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:24:37]  I wish I was doing that right now.
[01:24:41]  I'm telling you.
[01:24:42]  I wish I was patiently waiting at a bar right now, guzzling down copious amounts of alcohol instead of messing around with you, fucking idiots, splicing my voice.
[01:24:55]  You fucking idiots, you're splicing my voice and you know it, dude.
[01:24:58]  And I don't appreciate it.
[01:24:59]  I'm telling you.
[01:25:00]  I'm telling you, you guys, you're fucking, you're treading on fucking thin ice with me, boy.
[01:25:05]  You're treading on thin ice with me, you fucking pieces of shit.
[01:25:09]  And what is this, Tyler?
[01:25:11]  Tyler, okay, what is it, Tyler?
[01:25:13]  Here's another thing that isn't a splice.
[01:25:15]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:16]  I'm sure we believe you, Tyler.
[01:25:19]  I'm sure we believe you, Tyler, 225905.
[01:25:23]  Huh?
[01:25:23]  Let's see what is in a splice, huh?
[01:25:26]  Let's see what isn't a fucking splice.
[01:25:28]  All right, put the what?
[01:25:30]  It's Jake.
[01:25:32]  Yeah, that seriously, obviously was a splice.
[01:25:35]  Yeah, thank you.
[01:25:36]  It's Jake for two bucks.
[01:25:38]  It is a splice.
[01:25:38]  What is this shit?
[01:25:39]  What is this?
[01:25:40]  Fucking shit, man.
[01:25:41]  I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit, man.
[01:25:45]  I don't give a shit if they don't got their fucking nut outs.
[01:25:51]  I don't give a shit.
[01:25:54]  I don't give a shit.
[01:25:55]  This is the same splice.
[01:25:57]  You fucking assholes.
[01:25:59]  Look at you, people.
[01:26:01]  at you people here to these fucking people this is another splice i can already tell i can already tell i'm fucking tired dude i'm fucking so fucking tired man i give these people fucking six hours man fucking six fucking hours man and these fuckers they don't care Fucking care, man.
[01:26:31]  We've already watched this.
[01:26:33]  Hold on.
[01:26:33]  Let me scoot up.
[01:26:34]  All right.
[01:26:34]  Let's go.
[01:26:35]  I've got a five minutes.
[01:26:36]  Let's go to five minutes in.
[01:26:37]  How about that?
[01:26:38]  These fucking assholes doing this to me, man.
[01:26:43]  They respect the faggot lightning fund.
[01:26:47]  God damn it.
[01:26:48]  How many splices did you all do, man?
[01:26:53]  Oh my God, dude.
[01:26:55]  Seriously.
[01:26:56]  Enough.
[01:26:58]  Enough with the fucking splices, man.
[01:27:02]  I mean, is this all y'all fucking did with this goddamn shit?
[01:27:05]  You just spliced a bunch of shit back to back to back on the same fucking clip for Christ's sake.
[01:27:11]  That ain't me, man.
[01:27:13]  That ain't me.
[01:27:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:27:17]  I'm done, dude.
[01:27:18]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:27:20]  Where's my glass?
[01:27:22]  I'm fucking drinking, dude.
[01:27:23]  All right.
[01:27:25]  I mean, it's a Baller Friday anyway.
[01:27:27]  And I was sincerely trying not to drink, but I can't take it anymore for Christ's sake, man.
[01:27:33]  I mean, if I'm going to continue to do this broadcast, I need some substance, man.
[01:27:38]  You know, I need some substance.
[01:27:39]  You know what time it is, everybody?
[01:27:41]  It's time for more beer.
[01:27:45]  It's what the fuck time it is.
[01:27:47]  All right.
[01:27:48]  It's time for some more goddamn beer.
[01:27:51]  And what is the skunkler?
[01:27:53]  Listen, asshole.
[01:27:54]  I am in no obligation to play $18.66 buckers, all right?
[01:28:00]  Stop donating them for Christ's sake.
[01:28:04]  Let me open up this Stella Artos.
[01:28:07]  And hey, if they keep selling Stella Artos two 12 packs, buy two 12 packs, get one free, I'm going to keep buying, baby.
[01:28:15]  All right, because I guzzle down lots of beer.
[01:28:18]  And like I said, whenever I get drinking, whenever I get drinking, I need at least about 12 to 15 beers on top of five to seven shots so that this man can get himself a little bit toasty out here, all right?
[01:28:31]  Before this man gets himself a little drunken stupor going on.
[01:28:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:28:36]  Anyway, now that I've got my beer here, it's time to celebrate Baller Friday.
[01:28:40]  And for you folks that are unaware of what Baller Friday is, it's not a spray.
[01:28:45]  It's a fucking splice, you idiots.
[01:28:47]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:28:49]  It's a splice.
[01:28:50]  For all those that don't know what Baller Friday is, it's that day of the week where us capitalists, we look back at our week's wages, at our week's labor, at our week's success, and we bask in it, baby.
[01:29:04]  All right, that's what Baller Friday is.
[01:29:06]  We bask in it.
[01:29:07]  So I want to say cheers to all the capitalists that are out there that are listening to this broadcast.
[01:29:13]  I want to say cheers to you.
[01:29:15]  I want to say cheers to the capitalist army.
[01:29:17]  I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
[01:29:20]  And I want to say cheers to all the fans of this broadcast.
[01:29:23]  You're the reason why I keep coming here.
[01:29:25]  Not these despicable disgusting troll terrorists.
[01:29:28]  Not these fucking cyber vermin because of you, the true fans, baby.
[01:29:33]  Cheers to each and every one of you all.
[01:29:36]  GX in the chat, baby.
[01:29:38]  Cheers.
[01:29:45]  That's better.
[01:29:48]  That's a little better.
[01:29:49]  I'm telling you, once beer hits your lips, it's just so good, baby.
[01:29:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:29:53]  I don't know what it is.
[01:29:55]  It's not just the taste of the beer.
[01:29:58]  It's not just, you know, the fact that beer gets you intoxicated.
[01:30:01]  It's the look of the beer.
[01:30:03]  I like beer in a glass.
[01:30:06]  Beer in a glass.
[01:30:07]  It's just, it's the ultimate.
[01:30:09]  I like the way it looks.
[01:30:10]  I'm sorry.
[01:30:10]  What is this, Gray Steele?
[01:30:11]  I'm having a beer with you, man.
[01:30:13]  Cheers, more beer.
[01:30:15]  Wait a minute.
[01:30:15]  Hey, Tyler, you just donated one.
[01:30:19]  This is something you said on the dateline, and it's not.
[01:30:21]  Oh, Christ.
[01:30:23]  GX.
[01:30:26]  Why don't you just leave me alone?
[01:30:28]  All right.
[01:30:28]  Y'all have already ruined my fucking episode.
[01:30:30]  All right.
[01:30:30]  I mean, I wanted to talk about this fake, bogus impeachment.
[01:30:35]  All right.
[01:30:35]  And how this Adam Schiff, this asshole that is leading the impeachment, is not only, all right, trampling on the Constitution, because just think about this.
[01:30:45]  If a lying piece of shit, some lying piece of trash like Adam Schiff can rob the president of the United States, due process, a fair trial, and free speech, imagine what some scumbag like Adam Schiff can do to you.
[01:31:02]  And I don't care what side of the political persuasion you're on.
[01:31:05]  You should be pissed off that no man in Congress should have this much power.
[01:31:10]  He is setting precedent, okay?
[01:31:13]  I mean, this goes to show you if the president of the United States can be deprived due process, can be deprived of fair trial, can be deprived free speech, it can happen to each and every one of you.
[01:31:26]  And if you want my personal opinion, Adam Schiff should be in fucking jail.
[01:31:31]  He should be in jail.
[01:31:33]  All right?
[01:31:33]  I'm a transtesticle and hurry up and get to the Skunkler's 18.66.
[01:31:38]  You go shove it up your ass.
[01:31:40]  All right.
[01:31:40]  You go shove it up your ass.

=== Congressional Power Abuse (15:11) ===

[01:31:41]  That ain't the real Brooke.
[01:31:43]  That ain't the fucking real Brooke, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:46]  The real Brooke wouldn't do that.
[01:31:49]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:31:50]  Do you see what I got to put up with on a consistent basis, folks?
[01:31:54]  All right.
[01:31:55]  Look, let me get to Tyler's.
[01:31:58]  Whoa!
[01:32:00]  Whoa!
[01:32:03]  Man!
[01:32:04]  Whoa!
[01:32:07]  Somebody's in the inner circle up in here!
[01:32:11]  Come on, man!
[01:32:13]  Killer Queen has already touched this YouTube channel.
[01:32:16]  This Faller Friday, the impeachment, the trolls, and the inner circle.
[01:32:21]  I don't know who the hell this is, but whatever your email address is in which you donated this $300, I will be emailing that email with a private, exclusive invitation to the inner circle, okay?
[01:32:36]  All right.
[01:32:37]  A private invitation to the inner circle.
[01:32:40]  Now, look, I've got a few of these I've got to do now.
[01:32:43]  All right, well, let's go right to the 300.
[01:32:45]  They did the 300.
[01:32:46]  Let's see.
[01:32:47]  Let's see what this is.
[01:32:48]  They got a video for the 300, so let's see what the 300 is here.
[01:32:53]  Play it.
[01:32:53]  Play this.
[01:32:56]  What is this?
[01:32:56]  Put the... Nutella?
[01:33:00]  Hey, Ghost, what do you think of Dan Pena?
[01:33:02]  Hey, I love Dan Pena, dude.
[01:33:03]  He's key kicks ads.
[01:33:04]  He's a badass capitalist.
[01:33:05]  This is from Imbachamance.
[01:33:09]  In Bachamance, dropped this link on top of paying a $300 entry fee into the inner circle.
[01:33:15]  Let's play it.
[01:33:18]  All right, what is this?
[01:33:21]  It's kind of a Yoshi Cage's Korea-themed dark synth 80s.
[01:33:30]  So anyway, we've got a new member of the inner circle, folks.
[01:33:34]  And this is this person, Imbachamins.
[01:33:38]  And like I said, I'm going to email your email address in which you use to donate the $300.
[01:33:46]  I'm going to email you an exclusive link to the inner circle chat room.
[01:33:52]  And for all those that don't know the inner circle, that is my private inner circle group.
[01:33:56]  It is a one-time $300 donation.
[01:34:00]  And once you do so, you'll be invited to the inner circle, which I go into and chat in daily.
[01:34:07]  And we talk about no nonsense bullshit.
[01:34:09]  All right.
[01:34:09]  This is serious political, social dope.
[01:34:12]  It's also serious finance.
[01:34:15]  We've done a lot of things in the inner circle there.
[01:34:18]  So I cherish the inner circle.
[01:34:22]  Okay.
[01:34:22]  The inner circle to me is sacred.
[01:34:26]  It is sacred.
[01:34:28]  So I sincerely hope that everybody who's listening understands that when you go into the inner circle, you're going into a virtual think tank.
[01:34:39]  A group of people that are far beyond the mental pay grade of at least 90% of the people in the United States of America.
[01:34:48]  And we use this think tank as a catalyst to try to exchange ideas to aid each other financially, economically, etc.
[01:34:59]  So once again, cheers to the inner circle.
[01:35:03]  And this is the person, Mbacamins, they wanted to play this here as they entered into the inner circle.
[01:35:12]  So it's pretty exciting.
[01:35:14]  Pretty goddamn exciting, man.
[01:35:17]  So cheers to the latest member of the inner circle, Imbacamins.
[01:35:21]  The last member of the inner circle was Jingo Burt.
[01:35:24]  We've been having great conversations with Jingo Bert, etc.
[01:35:29]  So man, another member of the inner circle.
[01:35:35]  I'm loving it.
[01:35:37]  I'm loving it.
[01:35:38]  And look at all the haters in the chat room, baby.
[01:35:42]  They hate us because they ain us, baby.
[01:35:44]  I'll tell you that right now.
[01:35:48]  Woo!
[01:35:51]  I'm telling you.
[01:35:53]  And once again, you too can be a part of the inner circle.
[01:35:55]  All you got to do is give me a one-time, all-in-one time, $300 donation.
[01:36:02]  And then I will give you an exclusive invitation to the inner circle chat room in which I chat daily.
[01:36:08]  I'm in there every day.
[01:36:11]  The inner circle is my friends.
[01:36:12]  They're my family.
[01:36:14]  So I make sure to stay in touch with them.
[01:36:17]  And I cherish them dearly.
[01:36:21]  All right.
[01:36:23]  All right.
[01:36:23]  Let's go ahead and move on from this here.
[01:36:26]  All right.
[01:36:26]  Let's go ahead and move on from this.
[01:36:28]  Thank you once again, Imbachamence.
[01:36:30]  If you are listening, you will be receiving an exclusive link to the inner circle chat room using the email you used to donate the $300.
[01:36:39]  So make sure you have access to that email because that is where the link will be going.
[01:36:44]  All right.
[01:36:45]  Cheers to Imbachamins.
[01:36:47]  Now, let's go ahead and go to Tyler225905's request for an $18.66 bucker.
[01:36:56]  He said, here's another thing that isn't spliced.
[01:36:59]  All right.
[01:37:00]  What is it?
[01:37:00]  I don't know what.
[01:37:01]  While you kiss your own ass and show your shitty channel, Roger Stone is going to go to prison and Trump won't pardon him because his kite son-in-law won't allow it.
[01:37:09]  No, that's bullshit, D-Ray.
[01:37:11]  All right, that's bullshit, and you know it.
[01:37:13]  I'm free Roger Stone.
[01:37:14]  Don't forget again, new members aren't going to be able to see all the chat rooms on the server until Ghost adds the inner circle role to you.
[01:37:21]  That is correct.
[01:37:22]  This is to stop anyone from just adding any idiot.
[01:37:25]  That is correct.
[01:37:26]  After you join the server.
[01:37:28]  Thank you very much, Ashley, for reinforcing that because remember, folks, we've got to make sure that none of these stupid ass clowns that want to troll the inner circle can gain access to it.
[01:37:40]  So it's, once again, what I'd like for each and every one of you to understand is when you donate the 300, I will email you an exclusive link in the email you donated.
[01:37:51]  And once you're in there, and I see that you're a new member, I will go automatically give you the roles necessary so you can partake in conversating and interacting in the inner circle.
[01:38:04]  So cheers to Ashley once again.
[01:38:07]  All right, now, this is supposed to be, where are we?
[01:38:11]  At five minutes, right?
[01:38:12]  This is supposed to be Tyler 225905's request, and it seems like nothing but a back-to-back splice.
[01:38:19]  Play it again.
[01:38:20]  Play it.
[01:38:25]  I mean, why are these fucking assholes doing this to me, man?
[01:38:31]  They respect a faggot.
[01:38:34]  Like, Jesus Christ, come on.
[01:38:38]  What the fuck is that shit?
[01:38:44]  Oh, God.
[01:38:47]  I need another smoke, man.
[01:38:49]  That was a splice, dude.
[01:38:50]  You can hear it when it pauses.
[01:38:51]  That's a splice.
[01:38:53]  You can hear it.
[01:38:54]  It's a fucking pause and shit.
[01:38:57]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:39:02]  I'm just tired.
[01:39:03]  I'm just, I'm so tired.
[01:39:09]  I'm so fucking tired.
[01:39:13]  I mean, it's just back-to-back.
[01:39:15]  My squirt tastes like pee.
[01:39:17]  How do I fix this ghost?
[01:39:19]  What?
[01:39:19]  My boyfriend says my squirt.
[01:39:21]  Dude, shut up, you idiot.
[01:39:22]  All right, play it.
[01:39:25]  This is my life, isn't it?
[01:39:27]  It's my fucking life.
[01:39:30]  I mean, you know, the whole reason why I started this show, man, was so people could fucking start fucking doing shit.
[01:39:39]  Yeah, that's sad.
[01:39:40]  It's been a while, it's sad.
[01:39:41]  I've been basically working myself.
[01:39:43]  What up, Star Platinum?
[01:39:46]  Have another beer for me while I get back to the grind.
[01:39:49]  Hey, man, cheers to Star Platinum.
[01:39:53]  Nothing wrong with getting a paycheck, baby.
[01:39:55]  Cheers to Star Platinum.
[01:39:56]  Thank you very much.
[01:39:58]  Now, let's get back to this fake goddamn ridiculousness.
[01:40:03]  What?
[01:40:04]  Especially.
[01:40:05]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:40:09]  I'm tired, dude.
[01:40:11]  Just play this shit.
[01:40:12]  Not be a bunch of fucking pieces of garbage, man, that just make excuses and wah, wah, wah, and all that shit, man.
[01:40:20]  And look at what this shit's become for fuck's sake.
[01:40:28]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:40:31]  I don't even know what to say anymore, man.
[01:40:34]  I don't even know what the fuck to say anymore, man.
[01:40:42]  I don't even know what to say.
[01:40:45]  You see, it's just a bunch of splicing bullshit, folks.
[01:40:48]  All right, don't believe this.
[01:40:50]  Engineer, I don't know.
[01:40:51]  I don't know.
[01:40:51]  Don't believe this shit.
[01:40:52]  All right.
[01:40:53]  I mean, obviously, some of this was taken from after radio graffiti and after show, but this has been a fucking bunch of splice and bullshit.
[01:41:04]  Yada, yada, yada.
[01:41:06]  That's all I gotta say, right?
[01:41:07]  Yada yada, yadda, yada, Fucking bullshit, man.
[01:41:16]  It fucking hurts, dude.
[01:41:18]  It fucking hurts.
[01:41:20]  Fucking hurts that nobody gives fucking two rats asses at everything that has fucking.
[01:41:27]  It's fucking hurt.
[01:41:28]  It hurts, man.
[01:41:30]  It hurts.
[01:41:32]  When you got a faggot like Nick fucking good, damn it.
[01:41:37]  I'm a good fucking fucker.
[01:41:41]  All right.
[01:41:41]  All right, you know what?
[01:41:42]  That's it.
[01:41:43]  That's it.
[01:41:44]  Yeah, I'm not playing this shit anymore, dude.
[01:41:46]  I'm not letting you fucking defame me.
[01:41:49]  I'm not letting you libelously slander me.
[01:41:52]  I'm not doing this anymore, all right?
[01:41:55]  And look, the next person is Skunkler over here.
[01:41:58]  Let's see what Skunkler is.
[01:41:59]  What?
[01:42:00]  What?
[01:42:01]  What, Evil Mira?
[01:42:02]  In other words, Roger Stone's, in other Roger Stone news, his daughter just went on Tucker Carlson to beg Trump to pardon her dad.
[01:42:10]  Also, someone is doing this other thing inspired by your cornucopia meme.
[01:42:17]  Check it out.
[01:42:18]  What the fuck are you talking?
[01:42:19]  I'm not fucking, you know what?
[01:42:21]  I've got too many $18 and 66 bucker to do, man.
[01:42:26]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:42:27]  And plus, you're a leftist piece of trash there, Evil Mirror.
[01:42:30]  And I'm not going to do anything to dignify you, you dumb piece of garbage.
[01:42:34]  All right.
[01:42:35]  Skunkler.
[01:42:37]  Dude, especially when you're in the middle of the bad.
[01:42:42]  I accidentally donated the same link like a tard.
[01:42:45]  I remember specifically donating a different link.
[01:42:48]  Hopefully this is the thing that I actually intended to donate.
[01:42:51]  I hope so.
[01:42:53]  I hope so, dude.
[01:42:55]  All right, let's move on here.
[01:42:56]  We got Skunkler.
[01:42:58]  Skunkler requested this.
[01:43:00]  Now, I'm not promising to play any of these because it could be some copyrighted garbage.
[01:43:06]  And hold on, what is this?
[01:43:08]  Hold on, put the PC shot on.
[01:43:10]  What is this, Skunkler?
[01:43:12]  What is this?
[01:43:12]  Did anybody see Newt Gingrich today, that fat, white-headed bastard?
[01:43:18]  Did anybody see this pasty white-they prick today?
[01:43:20]  He actually met with that skunk-headed asshole, Donald Trump.
[01:43:25]  What the fuck?
[01:43:27]  That's a fucking splice!
[01:43:29]  You fuckers!
[01:43:30]  How dare you!
[01:43:32]  Fuck it!
[01:43:33]  TURN IT OFF! TURN IT THE FUCK UP!
[01:43:41]  Turn it off!
[01:43:43]  For Christ's sake, man!
[01:43:46]  Turn it the fuck off!
[01:43:49]  GOD DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID SPLICY PIECES OF SHIT! DAD!
[01:44:05]  God damn it, you sorry sex of shit!
[01:44:10]  That's a fucking splice!
[01:44:12]  Everybody knows that's a splice!
[01:44:14]  That's a fucking splice, man!
[01:44:18]  Turn this shit off.
[01:44:19]  Look at this.
[01:44:19]  26 views.
[01:44:21]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:44:22]  That's a fucking splice, man.
[01:44:24]  Fuck you, Skunkler.
[01:44:28]  Fuck you, trying to make me look like shit in front of Trump.
[01:44:32]  President Trump listens to my show, you prick.
[01:44:36]  PRESIDENT TRUMP LISTENS TO MY SHOW, YOU FUCKING PRICK, YOU GOTTA- AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
[01:44:49]  Fucking asshole!
[01:44:51]  Piece of shit!
[01:44:54]  It's a splice!
[01:44:55]  The host show was reminiscent of the Eind Pendant show a few year back's good times.
[01:45:00]  Also cheers Ghost and everyone out there having a baller Friday.
[01:45:03]  Hey, Mo RC, man!
[01:45:05]  I'm not having a good Baller Friday, man!
[01:45:08]  Hey, I'm not having a good Baller Friday, man!
[01:45:15]  Do you see these fucking cyber verbin, man?
[01:45:17]  For fuck's sake, you fucking fuck you!
[01:45:21]  You fucking stupid pissats in the chat room, man.
[01:45:24]  Fuck you!
[01:45:28]  Making me look stupid, man.
[01:45:29]  You're making me look like a fucking idiot.
[01:45:33]  The president listens to my show, you dick.
[01:45:37]  The president listens to my show.
[01:45:42]  Oh, God.
[01:45:45]  Oh, God.
[01:45:48]  He listens to my fucking show.
[01:45:50]  You all shut up.
[01:45:51]  You have no shit from Shinola, man.
[01:45:54]  Shut up.
[01:45:57]  Making me look stupid in front of the president, man.
[01:46:02]  How fucking dare you?
[01:46:03]  Huh?
[01:46:04]  How fucking dare you, fucking people, man?
[01:46:06]  I'm not fucking joking.
[01:46:07]  How fucking dare you, people, man?
[01:46:09]  If you were in front of me, goddammit, right now, I'd fuck you up.
[01:46:16]  I would fuck you up, man.
[01:46:20]  I would split your nuts between your head to the back of your ass, you fuck.
[01:46:27]  Jesus Christ, you anal secretion-loving, enema bag-cleaning, cuckoo connoisseurs.
[01:46:35]  Fucking foreskin, muzzle-loving, cauliflower, cock-sucking, shitty bloody underwear collecting, seat-sniffing, used urinal cake-loving pieces of fucking socialist long head-sucking shit.
[01:46:50]  Fuck!

=== Technical Difficulties Again (03:01) ===

[01:46:52]  I can't.
[01:46:54]  I can't fucking take this shit anymore, man.
[01:46:57]  I'm fucking telling you, man.
[01:46:59]  I should have just went to the bar, man.
[01:47:01]  That's what I should have fucking done.
[01:47:03]  I should have just went to the fucking bar.
[01:47:07]  I should have just went to the fucking bar, man.
[01:47:11]  All right, we got fucking Tyler.
[01:47:13]  Oh, here he is.
[01:47:14]  Great.
[01:47:15]  Tyler.
[01:47:16]  We got Tyler 225905 again.
[01:47:20]  And what the hell is this now?
[01:47:22]  What other fake shit are you fucking donating there, Tyler?
[01:47:26]  It's bad enough you made me look like a piece of shit.
[01:47:30]  What is this?
[01:47:32]  Oh, no.
[01:47:33]  Oh, God.
[01:47:34]  It happened again.
[01:47:35]  Fuck this son of a bitch, too.
[01:47:36]  Whoever keeps donating this shit.
[01:47:38]  Come clean me up.
[01:47:40]  You fucking assholes.
[01:47:41]  God damn it, man.
[01:47:43]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:47:46]  All of you.
[01:47:49]  Just shut the fuck up already.
[01:47:51]  All of you.
[01:47:56]  Here's Tyler saying this is something you said on the date line.
[01:48:00]  Oh, now you're using the date line.
[01:48:03]  Now you're losing or you're using the date line against me, man.
[01:48:08]  I do that.
[01:48:09]  You guys are assholes.
[01:48:10]  What did I say?
[01:48:11]  What did I say, Tyler?
[01:48:13]  And I love how you slap that fucking big black ass, you goddamn nigga.
[01:48:17]  Oh, my God, no.
[01:48:19]  God damn.
[01:48:20]  Fucking take it, you fucking nigga.
[01:48:22]  No, I never fucking said damn it.
[01:48:26]  Fucking take it.
[01:48:27]  You fucking nigga.
[01:48:29]  Take that shit off, man.
[01:48:31]  I'm done, dude.
[01:48:33]  I'm fucking done.
[01:48:33]  You know, I'm fucking done with you fucking pieces of fucking shit.
[01:48:38]  I'm done.
[01:48:42]  You're lying.
[01:48:44]  You're spicing my voice.
[01:48:46]  You fucking fucking idiots, man.
[01:48:54]  I'm tired, dude.
[01:48:55]  I'm fucking tired of this shit, man.
[01:48:57]  I'm tired.
[01:48:58]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[01:49:00]  I deserve more respect.
[01:49:01]  I deserve more respect than this.
[01:49:05]  You hear me?
[01:49:07]  I deserve more respect.
[01:49:13]  Christ!
[01:49:17]  No?
[01:49:18]  Fucking no!
[01:49:19]  I've got your fucking f ⁇ !
[01:49:23]  I got your nose!
[01:49:25]  I'm fucking... I'm so...
[01:49:31]  Ah, jeez, I just knocked my shit offline.
[01:49:40]  Oh, God.
[01:49:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:44]  I just knocked my shit off.
[01:49:46]  My online engineer, I just knocked my shit offline, man.

=== Respect For The Host (04:15) ===

[01:49:53]  Oh my god.
[01:49:57]  Can anybody fucking hear me?
[01:49:58]  Fucking hello, Testies, Testies, one, two.
[01:50:04]  Can y'all hear me?
[01:50:05]  Testies, Testies, one, two, three.
[01:50:10]  I mean, what the peppermint swirl?
[01:50:16]  No.
[01:50:16]  Ghost Boomer LMFA.
[01:50:18]  I'm not a boomer, first of all.
[01:50:19]  And secondly, shut up, peppermint swirl, man.
[01:50:24]  I was glad to not see your fucking dirty ass around here.
[01:50:28]  I was glad to see it, all right?
[01:50:32]  Patiently waiting.
[01:50:33]  And it makes a fiery ring.
[01:50:34]  Bound by the wheelchair.
[01:50:36]  Come on, patiently wait.
[01:50:37]  How much have you drank, dude?
[01:50:41]  How much have you drank, for heaven's sake?
[01:50:44]  The wheelchair of fire.
[01:50:46]  The wheelchair of fire.
[01:50:47]  What the wheelchair of fuck?
[01:50:48]  What hell you say that for?
[01:50:50]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[01:50:52]  Come on.
[01:50:55]  The fucking wheelchair of fire.
[01:50:57]  All right, look, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:51:00]  I got a little out of hand and we got knocked offline for about a second there.
[01:51:04]  Okay?
[01:51:06]  Y'all can hear me, right?
[01:51:07]  I think everybody can fucking hear me.
[01:51:09]  What is this?
[01:51:10]  Damn, you're really crying a lot this episode, and then you knock your own audio off.
[01:51:15]  I'm pissed!
[01:51:16]  I'm pissed, Jackler, because you fucking cyber vermin, you disgusting little rodent internet people are fucking lying.
[01:51:25]  You're spreading slanderous lies about me, and I don't appreciate it.
[01:51:29]  That's why.
[01:51:32]  All right, look, I gotta get to more of these $18.66 bucker.
[01:51:36]  This one is requested by who?
[01:51:38]  Diablo?
[01:51:40]  And like I said, I'm in no obligation to play any of this crap, but Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:51:47]  Especially when there are many of them.
[01:51:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:50]  Nothing copyrighted here.
[01:51:51]  I'm not sure if I can do it.
[01:51:52]  Yeah, are you sure?
[01:51:55]  Are you sure?
[01:51:56]  Shekos can be evil.
[01:51:58]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:59]  Especially when there are many, many of them.
[01:52:02]  There is only one true way to watch the ghost show.
[01:52:05]  Look, no more $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake.
[01:52:09]  Nigger.
[01:52:10]  You fucking racist.
[01:52:12]  I knew you were a racist bastard, Peppermint Swirl.
[01:52:14]  I don't condone that shit.
[01:52:16]  All right?
[01:52:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:19]  Come on.
[01:52:20]  Many, many of them.
[01:52:22]  Come on!
[01:52:23]  I like the background music to fill the mood.
[01:52:25]  The last 20 seconds is the climactic best.
[01:52:28]  Oh my- Oh, well, listen.
[01:52:30]  Let me tell you something.
[01:52:31]  If it's copyrighted music, I ain't playing it.
[01:52:34]  All right.
[01:52:35]  I ain't playing it.
[01:52:36]  If it's copyrighted shit, I ain't playing it.
[01:52:41]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:42]  All right, what is this?
[01:52:43]  Diablo.
[01:52:44]  Diablo requested this.
[01:52:46]  Play Diablo's fucking $18.66.
[01:52:50]  Take a look at the engineer.
[01:52:53]  The engineer.
[01:52:55]  Amiable Texan with an interest in all things mechanical.
[01:52:59]  He specializes in construction and maintaining buildings that provide support to his.
[01:53:04]  Whoa, Another $300 bill from another.
[01:53:19]  Look, look.
[01:53:20]  We got a $300 bill from somebody that joined the inner circle.
[01:53:24]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:53:25]  Somebody by the name of it.
[01:53:26]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:53:27]  Fuck it dude.
[01:53:29]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:53:31]  So whoever it, fuck it, dude, whoever that is, whatever your email is that you use to donate to this show, I am going to email that.
[01:53:42]  I'm going to email it.
[01:53:43]  shift's associate get arrested for some meth ring child sex ring uh that is true but uh he was a general uh democrat he wasn't just exclusively connected to adam schiff it was a it was somebody that was you know kind of uh high within the party all right anyway hey fuck it dude Whoever the hell that is, whatever your email is that you used, and that also goes for embocoments.

=== Inner Circle Donations (03:20) ===

[01:54:09]  Whatever email you use to donate, I will email that email the exclusive link to the inner circle so you can come kick it and check in with us.
[01:54:18]  I'm not even joking, man.
[01:54:19]  All right, hold on, let me listen to Diablo's, and then we'll listen to eh, fuck it, dude.
[01:54:25]  Fuck it, dude.
[01:54:26]  We'll listen to you.
[01:54:30]  Here it is.
[01:54:31]  Here's Diablo.
[01:54:32]  The engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan with an interest in all things mechanical.
[01:54:38]  He specializes in constructing and maintaining buildings that provide support to his team rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense.
[01:54:48]  The engineer's various gadgets include the sentry gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range.
[01:54:55]  The dispenser, a device that restores the healthy dispenser here that quickly transports players from point A to point B.
[01:55:04]  Now you want to be a real Texan?
[01:55:06]  Yeah.
[01:55:06]  Very good, but before you can even call yourself an engineer, make sure that you know your own buildings.
[01:55:12]  Alrighty then!
[01:55:14]  Take care for them like your own children.
[01:55:16]  First of all, you have the sentry gun, it never misses its target.
[01:55:20]  So it's the perfect use for defending an important point, or help your team by moving it forward to support them.
[01:55:28]  If you want to be the best engineer, support your team with the dispenser, always place it on the right spot.
[01:55:33]  Need a dispenser!
[01:55:34]  Boy, dispenser here!
[01:55:36]  And for fast transportation, the teleporter is a perfect choice.
[01:55:41]  Use it to help your team to reach the front lines faster.
[01:55:45]  I am scared, you maggots!
[01:55:47]  If you have more engineers in your team, never build your buildings too close to each other.
[01:55:51]  Always spread them out for best defense and help your Texan buddies.
[01:55:55]  One demo man is always enough to destroy you all.
[01:55:58]  Now that you know your buildings, don't forget that you also have weapons for self-defense against the bad guys.
[01:56:04]  Here is your shot.
[01:56:06]  This is an EXTENSIVE video here If you ever need to defend yourself and your buildings Lay you out!
[01:56:16]  Oh y- y- Gotcha!
[01:56:18]  There is also your pistol, but beware who you shoot with it.
[01:56:23]  And your trustworthy, always useful wrench.
[01:56:27]  The one weapon you use to upgrade and restore your buildings by punching them with it.
[01:56:32]  Team Fortress 2 has tons of weapons, and even the engineer owns it, but that's not in the engineer!
[01:56:39]  Because the only other weapon you will use is the gunslinger, the ultimate masterpiece in engineering, science, and psychological terror.
[01:56:45]  The truth is finally revealed on what is under the glove.
[01:56:48]  Be the ultimate engineer with this weapon.
[01:56:50]  It will replace your heavy armored super sentry gun with a tiny, tiny version.
[01:56:55]  Now that you know your buildings and guns, let's talk about your enemies.
[01:56:58]  Exactly, even the engineer has enemies.
[01:57:01]  It's the whole other team, mostly the spy who has the sapper.
[01:57:05]  This voice reporter is able to disable and kill your buildings.
[01:57:09]  So look out for spies, they are always behind you.
[01:57:11]  Devil dispensing your guns with his sticky buttons, so watch out for something fucking Scottish.
[01:57:17]  Now that you know the basics about engineering, you can finally call yourself engineer.
[01:57:22]  And there's the engineer coming up.
[01:57:25]  Now, Ghosty, did you hear this one?
[01:57:27]  Tell me, are you locked in the chair?

=== Spy Mechanics In Game (15:32) ===

[01:57:29]  Ghosty, are you goofing on NG?
[01:57:31]  What?
[01:57:31]  Hey, baby, are your wheels locked up?
[01:57:34]  If you believe Ghost is the man in the wheelchair, man in the wheelchair.
[01:57:38]  Hey, hey, patiently waiting, man.
[01:57:40]  Stop sipping on the sauce, dude.
[01:57:42]  Stop sipping on that sauce.
[01:57:44]  And hold on.
[01:57:45]  Hey, fuck it, dude.
[01:57:46]  got to get to his $300 donation here.
[01:57:49]  Alright, let's see what...
[01:57:51]  Hey, fuck it, dude!
[01:57:52]  Let's see what a fucking dude requested.
[01:57:54]  The newest member of the inner circle.
[01:57:56]  Let's see what this is.
[01:57:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:58:00]  Don't tell me that this is anime.
[01:58:03]  Hey, G-Man.
[01:58:04]  Normally, I wouldn't donate on a weeknight, but it looks like $18.66 are back.
[01:58:09]  So here's an uncle.
[01:58:10]  Ah, I get it.
[01:58:11]  They're not back, dude.
[01:58:14]  They're not back.
[01:58:15]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[01:58:17]  Eh, fuck it, dude.
[01:58:18]  Play this.
[01:58:19]  What is this?
[01:58:22]  What the hell is this?
[01:58:27]  Eh, fuck it, dude.
[01:58:28]  Requested this.
[01:58:31]  What is this?
[01:58:31]  Abstract anime?
[01:58:34]  Are you shitting me?
[01:58:35]  What is this?
[01:58:36]  What the fuck is this shit?
[01:58:41]  What is this?
[01:58:41]  Is this Picasso anime?
[01:58:43]  We got fucking Picasso anime over here.
[01:58:52]  This is ridiculous.
[01:58:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:58:59]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:01]  All right.
[01:59:01]  Hold on.
[01:59:02]  Whoa.
[01:59:02]  One hour, 26 minutes and 54 seconds.
[01:59:05]  You're on another show.
[01:59:08]  All right.
[01:59:08]  Well, I'll check it out here in a second, dude.
[01:59:10]  I got a whole bunch of $18.66 bucker up in here.
[01:59:16]  What the hell?
[01:59:16]  Oh, whoa, whoa.
[01:59:18]  Turn it off.
[01:59:19]  What the hell is this?
[01:59:23]  They almost showed virtual tits there.
[01:59:26]  What the hell is that about?
[01:59:33]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:59:35]  Are you shitting me?
[01:59:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:37]  All right.
[01:59:38]  That's enough.
[01:59:41]  All right.
[01:59:41]  We get it.
[01:59:42]  I mean, who the hell?
[01:59:43]  Hold on.
[01:59:44]  I got to look.
[01:59:44]  Who the hell is this?
[01:59:45]  Eh, fuck it, dude.
[01:59:46]  Who the fuck is this?
[01:59:48]  Hold on.
[01:59:48]  I got to go to fucking history.
[01:59:50]  I got to see who the fuck this is.
[01:59:51]  I'm sorry.
[01:59:52]  Who is this?
[01:59:54]  Here, who the hell is this crap?
[01:59:56]  Who is this person?
[01:59:58]  All right.
[01:59:59]  All right.
[01:59:59]  I'm hoping that this person's legit, okay?
[02:00:02]  I hope that you're legit.
[02:00:04]  All right.
[02:00:05]  Let me see who the other person is here.
[02:00:09]  I hope that you're legit, dude.
[02:00:10]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:00:11]  All right.
[02:00:11]  I hope that you're a legitimate member of the inner circle and you're not some goddamn, you know, I don't know, sicko pervert or anything of that nature because it's the last thing that we fucking need.
[02:00:22]  All right, that's the last thing that we need for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:00:28]  And what is this, Skunkler?
[02:00:31]  Oh, dude, look, no more donating.
[02:00:34]  Do you understand me?
[02:00:35]  No more donating to the $18.66 bucker, dude.
[02:00:40]  All right, let's just stop doing it.
[02:00:42]  All right, don't even bother doing it, man.
[02:00:44]  Okay?
[02:00:45]  I mean, I'm getting, I'm getting overwhelmed by them, and I don't need them anymore, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:00:51]  What is this?
[02:00:52]  Anonymous, what is this?
[02:00:54]  I might as well, see, this is one of my favorite childhood anime.
[02:00:57]  This was before Anime was being used as a sex weapon.
[02:01:01]  I might as well stay up late for the entire show tonight because the 18 buckers are back and are gonna copyright strike the show by morning.
[02:01:09]  Great.
[02:01:10]  Thanks a lot, dude.
[02:01:11]  Thanks a lot.
[02:01:12]  All right.
[02:01:14]  This next one is by Coyote Musk scent.
[02:01:19]  I don't know what the hell kind of name that is, but this is it right here.
[02:01:24]  Coyote Musk scent.
[02:01:25]  I mean, where do y'all fucking come up with this crap?
[02:01:28]  All right, here it is.
[02:01:29]  Coyote Musk scent requested this here.
[02:01:32]  What is this?
[02:01:32]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:01:34]  Coyote Musk scent requested this.
[02:01:39]  $18.66 buckers are not back, dude.
[02:01:42]  Okay.
[02:01:43]  The hell is this is this guy's swimming it shit OOOOOH!
[02:02:23]  Oh, God!
[02:02:24]  Oh, my God!
[02:02:31]  That's fucking disgusting, dude.
[02:02:34]  All right, that's enough, dude.
[02:02:36]  This guy's a sick fuck.
[02:02:38]  This guy's a sick asshole.
[02:02:39]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:44]  Emperor Edgar Lion, whatever hell your name.
[02:02:47]  I don't even know, dude.
[02:02:48]  That was fucking disgusting, man.
[02:02:50]  That was fucking disgusting.
[02:02:52]  The fucking Coyote Musk said, you're a sick fuck, man.
[02:02:54]  You're a sick asshole, man.
[02:02:57]  Oh, my God.
[02:03:00]  No wonder why those jobs pay so much.
[02:03:03]  Nobody wants to do that.
[02:03:04]  Oh, God, that's not funny, Anonymous.
[02:03:06]  Seriously, dude.
[02:03:07]  I almost puked up, man.
[02:03:08]  That's fucking gross, man.
[02:03:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:03:11]  And here's, we got Tyler 225905 again.
[02:03:15]  That's great.
[02:03:17]  Tyler 225905 again.
[02:03:20]  What is this?
[02:03:22]  All right.
[02:03:23]  There's only one true way to watch the ghost show.
[02:03:25]  What is that?
[02:03:26]  How is that?
[02:03:27]  How is that?
[02:03:29]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:03:30]  What is it?
[02:03:31]  Hold on.
[02:03:31]  What?
[02:03:31]  What?
[02:03:31]  Dark me magician, girl.
[02:03:33]  I sent you a donation, but it never went through.
[02:03:35]  Can you check?
[02:03:36]  All right, I'll check it.
[02:03:37]  Hold on, let me see.
[02:03:37]  Let me see this.
[02:03:38]  Let me see.
[02:03:39]  Dark.
[02:03:39]  Yeah, you're right.
[02:03:40]  You're absolutely.
[02:03:41]  HOLY SHIT!
[02:03:48]  Wait, what the fuck?
[02:03:53]  Are you fucking shitting me?!
[02:03:55]  Please don't give me your- Please don't give me your shitty IC slot.
[02:04:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:04:08]  That anime opening you just watched was to an anime called Elfin Lied.
[02:04:13]  It's a really sick anime filled with extreme blood and gore, graphic nudity, child molestation, and animal abuse.
[02:04:20]  Oh my god.
[02:04:24]  Why are you watching that shit as a kid, dude?
[02:04:27]  Why are you watching that shit as a kid?
[02:04:30]  Someone told me long ago, Ghost lost his legs in NOM.
[02:04:34]  I know.
[02:04:35]  Dude, this is not patiently waiting, dude.
[02:04:37]  This is not patiently waiting that I know.
[02:04:39]  I want to know.
[02:04:40]  All right, this is not patiently waiting.
[02:04:43]  Falling down from the sky again.
[02:04:45]  All right, look, dude, I'm going to play, dude.
[02:04:48]  Look, stop donating the $18.66 bucker, okay?
[02:04:52]  Now, wait a minute.
[02:04:53]  Dark me magician girl.
[02:04:55]  I mean, what the fuck does that mean?
[02:04:56]  I'm going to play your damn video, but what does that mean?
[02:04:59]  You don't want an inner circle slot?
[02:05:02]  Anyway, look, before I play your video, I've got to play Tyler 22590 225905.
[02:05:09]  He said there's only one true way to watch the ghost show.
[02:05:12]  Let's play that one.
[02:05:12]  Here it is.
[02:05:16]  Because it could be some copyrighted garbage.
[02:05:20]  Are you kidding me?
[02:05:22]  Hold on.
[02:05:22]  Put the fucking shit.
[02:05:23]  The only guy.
[02:05:24]  Hold on.
[02:05:24]  What the fuck?
[02:05:25]  Oh, no, shit.
[02:05:27]  I was going to say, what the fuck?
[02:05:30]  Are y'all trying to cock tease me now with this shit?
[02:05:34]  Is that what y'all are trying to do?
[02:05:37]  I mean, what?
[02:05:39]  All right, we get it.
[02:05:41]  All right.
[02:05:41]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[02:05:45]  All right.
[02:05:45]  That was Tyler225905.
[02:05:48]  Only one true way to watch the ghost show.
[02:05:51]  And now we're going to get to Dark Me Magician Girl.
[02:05:54]  Now, like I said, Dark Me Magician Girl, you don't want an inner circle slot?
[02:05:57]  Are you kidding me?
[02:06:00]  You just want me to play this?
[02:06:02]  I don't get it.
[02:06:03]  You just want me to play this?
[02:06:05]  Hold on.
[02:06:06]  She just wants me to play this.
[02:06:07]  What is this?
[02:06:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:06:10]  This is Dark Me Magician Girl.
[02:06:13]  Here it is.
[02:06:14]  To advocate the racial superiority of one race over all races.
[02:06:20]  All right?
[02:06:21]  Dude, this is a splice.
[02:06:23]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:06:24]  Dude, this was such a splice.
[02:06:26]  I can't believe you people.
[02:06:27]  I am advocating the racial superiority of one race over all races.
[02:06:33]  So I, by that definition, am a racist.
[02:06:37]  All right?
[02:06:38]  That is obviously a splice, man.
[02:06:40]  Why would you donate this?
[02:06:42]  Dark meme magician.
[02:06:43]  Seriously.
[02:06:47]  And for those of you that are a little sensitive to the racial humor, TURN OFF THE GODDAMN BROADCAST THEN, FRUITY ASS!
[02:06:56]  And once again, I ain't a racist.
[02:06:58]  You know, I happen to hold a whole bunch of slaves that happen to be black.
[02:07:03]  I happen to have a whole bunch of slaves that happen to be Mexican.
[02:07:07]  You know, I happen to hold a whole bunch of slaves.
[02:07:10]  This is a fucking splice.
[02:07:11]  Y'all can hear the splice.
[02:07:13]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:07:15]  You can hear the splice, dude.
[02:07:18]  I got a whole bunch of slaves.
[02:07:20]  All races, of all colors, of all nationalities, for Christ's sake.
[02:07:24]  And if you are going to get all butthurt over some racial humor, then I'm a racist.
[02:07:29]  I mean, look at these people.
[02:07:31]  I mean, are you all watching this?
[02:07:33]  I mean, are you all watching this in the chat room?
[02:07:35]  These people are going nuts.
[02:07:38]  These people are going nuts for this.
[02:07:40]  This is a fucking fake splice, folks.
[02:07:43]  This was from 2011 and somebody fake splice and took a lot of time to do it.
[02:07:49]  All right, this is not me.
[02:07:51]  732, you're on the air.
[02:07:53]  I love the show.
[02:07:54]  Keep up the strong racism.
[02:07:56]  That's what it's about.
[02:07:57]  All right?
[02:08:00]  Woo!
[02:08:01]  All right, then let's go ahead and take some more callers out here.
[02:08:04]  781, you're on the air.
[02:08:06]  If you second me a dick, there's like one of them.
[02:08:10]  That's harsh, man.
[02:08:11]  Thanks a lot for calling, though.
[02:08:13]  804, you're on the horn.
[02:08:15]  What's going on?
[02:08:16]  Yo, ghost, me and my niggas are going to stab you off for being racist.
[02:08:20]  Oh, I'm really scared now, you stupid moron.
[02:08:23]  All right?
[02:08:23]  I have a bean pie waiting for you if you get over here and make it.
[02:08:27]  What is it?
[02:08:28]  830, you're on the horn.
[02:08:30]  What's up?
[02:08:31]  Dude, I love your racism.
[02:08:32]  Well, I appreciate it, man.
[02:08:34]  516, what's up?
[02:08:35]  Your racism gives me a heart, swastika.
[02:08:38]  Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[02:08:41]  704, you there?
[02:08:43]  Hey, brother, when's the next clan meeting?
[02:08:46]  Hey, we're doing it tomorrow, and I'm going to make sure that justice prevails.
[02:08:51]  All right?
[02:08:52]  You son of a shot.
[02:08:53]  Did you still hear the splices in this shit?
[02:08:56]  781, you're on the horn.
[02:08:57]  What's up?
[02:08:58]  How's it going, man?
[02:08:59]  What are you doing, man?
[02:09:01]  I'm just sitting here.
[02:09:02]  So I've been listening to you for the past couple days, and I've actually agreed with quite a few things you said.
[02:09:07]  I just have a problem with the way you say it.
[02:09:09]  I think you'd get a lot more viewers if you were just, like, less hateful and less racist.
[02:09:15]  Oh, oh, I gotta be less hateful and less racist.
[02:09:21]  Do you want me to, you know, and I had to hang up on that prick.
[02:09:23]  I'm sorry.
[02:09:24]  You know, give me a break, asshole.
[02:09:26]  What are you talking about?
[02:09:27]  You don't like the way I said?
[02:09:29]  You want to get like a campfire going around?
[02:09:31]  You know, you want me to, you know, treat you like, you know, a Boy Scout camp leader?
[02:09:35]  I mean, get the hell out of here with this crap.
[02:09:37]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:09:38]  I'm a fast.
[02:09:39]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:09:41]  And I'm going to say what I mean and mean what I say.
[02:09:44]  And if you don't like the way I'm saying it, oh, too bad.
[02:09:47]  I don't care if you don't like it.
[02:09:49]  If you don't like it, take it and eat it.
[02:09:51]  Eat it.
[02:09:52]  Oh, please.
[02:09:57]  Eat it, boy.
[02:09:58]  Eat it.
[02:10:00]  All right.
[02:10:01]  Next caller, please.
[02:10:04]  Next caller.
[02:10:05]  The next caller.
[02:10:06]  631, you're on the air.
[02:10:09]  What's your favorite song of all time?
[02:10:12]  You know what?
[02:10:12]  Let me get down.
[02:10:13]  Let me get out my guitar and start playing some music.
[02:10:15]  All right.
[02:10:15]  I'll play some music for you, boy.
[02:10:18]  Now, everybody here needs to gather around.
[02:10:21]  We all need to hold hands right now.
[02:10:22]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:10:23]  We all need to hold hands and repeat after me.
[02:10:32]  Kumbaya.
[02:10:44]  All politically correct together.
[02:10:51]  We're circle jerking no matter time or weather.
[02:10:59]  People tickling their ass in the world today.
[02:11:03]  I don't know what the hell to say, man.
[02:11:10]  Can we all get along?
[02:11:16]  Yeah.
[02:11:17]  All right, let me take some more calls.
[02:11:19]  Who we got here?
[02:11:20]  We got somebody from Austin, Texas.
[02:11:21]  512, you're on the horn.
[02:11:23]  What's going on?
[02:11:24]  I'm just hurry up.
[02:11:25]  Come over.
[02:11:25]  You're going to miss my little pony, baby bun.
[02:11:27]  See you later, baby.
[02:11:29]  See you later.
[02:11:31]  Cheers, baby.
[02:11:32]  I mean, you see what I'm saying?
[02:11:34]  The fucking splice, man.
[02:11:38]  For all you folks that are going to sit over here and talk garbage about my little pony, my little pony, my little pony.
[02:11:47]  You know, piss off.
[02:11:49]  You know, seriously, it just reminds me of the olden days.
[02:11:52]  You know, not only does it remind me in a nostalgic sense of my childhood and watching my old father and mother service in glory holes and a little old ghost here, you know, 13 years old, 12 years old, smelling it and then decided that, hey, you know, it's time for me to turn a little fruit bowl and, you know, time for me to turn flesh flute player.
[02:12:13]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:12:15]  When I first took a taste of that crap, I was like, meh!
[02:12:19]  Get out of my feet!
[02:12:20]  Get out of my face!
[02:12:21]  And passing out.
[02:12:23]  But now, let me tell you something right now.
[02:12:26]  It gets me hard.
[02:12:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:12:28]  Seriously.
[02:12:28]  You son of a bitch.
[02:12:30]  I'm sorry for being so godsy.
[02:12:31]  Son of a bitch.
[02:12:42]  Anyway, I am out of here, folks.
[02:12:44]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[02:12:46]  I'm out of here, everybody.
[02:12:48]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[02:12:51]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:12:57]  Are you kidding me, man?
[02:12:59]  Listen, that was this unaired episode.

=== Ambush Request Segment (04:49) ===

[02:13:02]  That was an old splice that somebody did, and it was an extensive one at that.
[02:13:07]  And is that all you wanted to play for $300 there, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[02:13:12]  Are you spitting on the damn inner circle slot?
[02:13:15]  Because I really don't appreciate it, man.
[02:13:17]  All right.
[02:13:18]  Being a part of the inner circle is sacred.
[02:13:20]  Do you understand?
[02:13:21]  It is sacred.
[02:13:23]  You know, like a farmer holds the ground sacred.
[02:13:27]  Like a priest holds the Bible sacred.
[02:13:30]  It's a sacred thing.
[02:13:32]  All right.
[02:13:33]  What is this?
[02:13:33]  TCR Nark.
[02:13:36]  Hey, people found a way to donate TTS.
[02:13:38]  All right, whatever.
[02:13:39]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[02:13:43]  Yes, thank you, babe.
[02:13:44]  All right.
[02:13:45]  All right.
[02:13:47]  I mean, what are you trying to make me look like?
[02:13:49]  A whore or something there, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[02:13:51]  I mean, seriously, give me a fucking break.
[02:13:56]  Oh, my God.
[02:13:57]  All right, let's move on.
[02:13:58]  We've got a couple more of these that we got to play here.
[02:14:01]  Ambush.
[02:14:03]  Ambush requested this one here and said some epic background music to fill the mood.
[02:14:08]  The last 20 seconds is climactic best.
[02:14:12]  What is this?
[02:14:14]  Faithfully, baby.
[02:14:16]  Wheelchair runs into the midnight sun.
[02:14:18]  Wheels go round and round in ghosts mind.
[02:14:21]  Restless.
[02:14:22]  Dude, patiently waiting, dude.
[02:14:23]  Stop sipping on the sauce, dude.
[02:14:26]  Seriously, stop sipping on that sauce, man.
[02:14:30]  Good God, you're fucking, you're like fucking, it's obviously you're fucking smashed.
[02:14:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:14:37]  You're smashed to hell.
[02:14:39]  That's what it is.
[02:14:39]  Tim McCrab.
[02:14:41]  I told you, Ghost, no matter what anyone says, you are not a whore.
[02:14:45]  You are a dignified harem girl dancing to fucking.
[02:14:48]  Yeah, that's so much better.
[02:14:51]  Yeah, I'm a dignified harem girl.
[02:14:53]  Yeah, fuck off, dude.
[02:14:54]  All right.
[02:14:55]  Anyway, Ambush requested this and said this is some epic background music to fill the mood.
[02:15:02]  The last 20 seconds is the climactic best.
[02:15:04]  What is this?
[02:15:05]  Rambo.
[02:15:08]  Uh-oh.
[02:15:11]  It's Rambo.
[02:15:13]  Here, let's throw some fucking background to it.
[02:15:17]  Let's throw some background to it.
[02:15:20]  Hey, yo, I'm John Rambo here.
[02:15:23]  And I don't know if we're gonna make it.
[02:15:25]  You know what I mean?
[02:15:26]  I'm over here taking fire from all over the place.
[02:15:30]  I'm looking for Andrew.
[02:15:32]  Andrew!
[02:15:34]  Andrew!
[02:15:38]  There's anybody out of your comments, John Rambo.
[02:15:42]  And I need help.
[02:15:44]  And I need your help now.
[02:15:47]  Don, Don Rambo.
[02:15:50]  It wasn't my fault.
[02:15:53]  It wasn't my fault.
[02:15:55]  It was everybody else's fault.
[02:15:58]  They would call me dummy because I didn't know all the big words.
[02:16:02]  You know what I mean?
[02:16:04]  Hey!
[02:16:07]  Hey!
[02:16:18]  Hey, my God.
[02:16:22]  I'm a soldier.
[02:16:24]  I'm John Rambo.
[02:16:30]  And I don't mean to do what I'm about to do.
[02:16:34]  BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT!
[02:16:37]  I'M GOING TO DO IT!
[02:16:40]  I'M JOHN RAMBELL!
[02:16:45]  WOAH!
[02:17:16]  I don't think I'm gonna make it.
[02:17:21]  my wife.
[02:17:22]  I love it.
[02:17:43]  Alright, that was very interesting to listen to.
[02:17:46]  A little bit of John Rambo background music.
[02:17:49]  Requested by somebody by the name of Ambush.

=== Cheeseball Audio Clip (04:26) ===

[02:17:52]  Yeah, thank you very much for your request there.
[02:17:55]  Ambush.
[02:17:57]  Let's continue on, folks.
[02:17:58]  We got a lot of these damn $18.66 bucker.
[02:18:01]  Can't even fucking believe it.
[02:18:03]  This next one is by...
[02:18:05]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:18:07]  Look, that's enough, dude.
[02:18:09]  Seriously, that's enough.
[02:18:10]  All right?
[02:18:11]  Last video from me, I swear.
[02:18:13]  Yeah, I'm sure.
[02:18:14]  I'm so sure.
[02:18:16]  I'm so sure.
[02:18:18]  Says the draft dodgy.
[02:18:20]  Shut your mouth.
[02:18:20]  Ain't nobody dodged no fucking draft here, boy.
[02:18:24]  Anyway, Pingas.
[02:18:25]  Pinga's requested this and said, hey, G-Man, normally I wouldn't donate on a weeknight, but it looks like $18 and 66 buckers are back.
[02:18:32]  So here's an uncopyrighted video because, eh, fuck it, dude.
[02:18:38]  Was that you?
[02:18:40]  Fuck it, dude.
[02:18:41]  Fuck it, dude.
[02:18:44]  Alright, here it is.
[02:18:45]  This is by Pingas.
[02:18:46]  Pingas requested this.
[02:18:48]  Sir.
[02:18:49]  The hell?
[02:18:52]  I know your last relationship was pretty bogus.
[02:18:56]  The fuck is this?
[02:18:59]  I think in ours we could make it a bit more odacious.
[02:19:05]  Oh my god, no.
[02:19:08]  No.
[02:19:10]  It's whatever.
[02:19:12]  Dude, stay away from me.
[02:19:15]  I was hoping maybe you'd think the same way.
[02:19:19]  Stay away from me, dude.
[02:19:23]  That's good.
[02:19:27]  Here, dude, take a whiff of this.
[02:19:28]  I like the sound of that.
[02:19:29]  Yeah.
[02:19:30]  Take a whiff of that.
[02:19:32]  Cool.
[02:19:36]  See you later.
[02:19:37]  Alligator.
[02:19:40]  What the fucking hell is it?
[02:19:42]  Dude, that was disgusting.
[02:19:43]  What is this?
[02:19:47]  Oh, my God.
[02:19:48]  So.
[02:19:53]  we're in paris i don't see any uh i don't see any tents on the corner I don't see any tents on the sidewalks and shit.
[02:20:05]  Oh.
[02:20:06]  Sorry.
[02:20:08]  Restaurant Podacious.
[02:20:19]  Do they serve any croissants here?
[02:20:22]  You know what they say.
[02:20:25]  Paris is the city of love.
[02:20:31]  And uh.
[02:20:33]  Seeing as we're lovers.
[02:20:38]  What the fuck am I listening to, dude?
[02:20:40]  I think it's only fitting though.
[02:20:43]  We have our honeymoon here.
[02:20:47]  Go get me a baguette, all right?
[02:20:49]  Shut up and get me a baguette from the cafe.
[02:20:52]  Yeah.
[02:20:54]  That's cool.
[02:21:00]  You know that adventure in space was pretty great.
[02:21:12]  I think we did we discovered each other.
[02:21:16]  What is this guy doing?
[02:21:17]  Does this guy think the chicks are digging this kind of desperate shit?
[02:21:20]  But uh seeing as we're in the city of love I figured I'd write up some compliments I thought of to give to you myself.
[02:21:37]  Oh yeah, let's hear these compliments.
[02:21:42]  Oh you're too sweet You can never be ice cream Because you're so high.
[02:21:59]  Oh my god man, what a cheeseball.
[02:22:02]  What a fucking cheeseball I like that one a lot Oh my god, dude, I can't listen to this anymore.

=== Alex Jones Splice (15:56) ===

[02:22:18]  I can't listen to this anymore.
[02:22:20]  This guy sounds like a fucking date ringer business in the world.
[02:22:24]  All right, get this fucking guy out.
[02:22:26]  All right, this is stupid.
[02:22:27]  All right, who the hell requested this again?
[02:22:29]  Pingas.
[02:22:30]  Pingas, are you joking, man?
[02:22:32]  Who the fuck?
[02:22:32]  Is that you, Pingas?
[02:22:34]  I lost listeners listening to that shit.
[02:22:38]  I lost listeners.
[02:22:39]  What?
[02:22:40]  If someone loves the smell of flowers, they're considered normal.
[02:22:44]  But if someone loves the smell of animals, everyone thinks they're a sick freak.
[02:22:48]  You are a sick freak.
[02:22:51]  Well, you know what?
[02:22:52]  Tough tenants are digestive odors and must go.
[02:22:54]  Oh, good God, dude.
[02:22:56]  All right, all right, dude.
[02:22:57]  That's enough.
[02:22:59]  Oh, no.
[02:22:59]  Oh, God.
[02:23:00]  It happened at home.
[02:23:02]  I just sailed.
[02:23:03]  Just leave me alone.
[02:23:05]  Get over here and clean me up.
[02:23:07]  Leave me alone already, man.
[02:23:09]  Good God.
[02:23:12]  All these goddamn fucking $18.66 buckers I gotta do because of you fucking people.
[02:23:20]  I had a serious show in the fucking production notes, by the way.
[02:23:25]  And it's just gone to shit.
[02:23:27]  It's all gone to shit because of you, man.
[02:23:30]  All right.
[02:23:30]  So I think you, I'm sure you're all fucking think you're so cute and shit.
[02:23:34]  All right.
[02:23:35]  Anyway, let's go ahead and go to Anonymous.
[02:23:39]  Anonymous said go to about one hour and 26 minutes.
[02:23:45]  Okay, we'll go out or one hour and 26 minutes and see what the hell he's tying to in 54 is at 26.54.
[02:23:53]  Here it is.
[02:23:54]  26 here.
[02:23:56]  That's what's good enough.
[02:23:57]  All right.
[02:23:58]  All right, put the PC shot on.
[02:24:00]  This is by Anonymous.
[02:24:02]  What is this?
[02:24:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:07]  Come on, let me.
[02:24:09]  You can't take it.
[02:24:11]  They get the fuck out of here.
[02:24:12]  Oh, whoa, What is this guy doing in his underwear?
[02:24:17]  Calm down.
[02:24:20]  If you listen or not, just sit there and shut the fuck up.
[02:24:23]  What is this guy doing in his underwear?
[02:24:25]  Shut the fuck up, you stupid, feeble-minded man-child cartoon fetish comic-con going piece of shit.
[02:24:33]  You fucking man, chop.
[02:24:34]  Listen!
[02:24:35]  Olaf Fantastic.
[02:24:36]  Listen!
[02:24:38]  What is going on?
[02:24:41]  Joking me?
[02:24:41]  Is this Alex Jones?
[02:24:43]  Guys, is this a sound?
[02:24:43]  God damn it, I'm not Alex Jones!
[02:24:47]  I'm not Alex Jones!
[02:24:48]  White Male has so much satostro coming out of his body.
[02:24:51]  Oh my god, you fucking piece of shit calling me Alex Jones for Christ's sake!
[02:24:56]  I don't honestly feel he's been ripping me off for 12 years, Alex Jones!
[02:25:01]  He's been ripping me off!
[02:25:04]  This better be relaxing, bit of speech.
[02:25:06]  Let's bow our heads.
[02:25:07]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:08]  Get this boot up, please.
[02:25:09]  Get this fucking guy out of here for Christ's sake for calling me Alex Jones.
[02:25:14]  Get this son of a bitch out of here for calling me Alex Jones.
[02:25:19]  I'm not Alex Jones, you son of a bitch.
[02:25:21]  I'm ghost.
[02:25:22]  All right.
[02:25:23]  You ask around these internets about me, man.
[02:25:26]  I'm a fucking internet legend.
[02:25:28]  All right.
[02:25:29]  I'm infamous on this fiber optically connected world that we call the internets, boy.
[02:25:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:25:37]  All right, let's move on.
[02:25:38]  I mean, thanks a lot, Anonymous, you fucking idiot.
[02:25:42]  All right, let's move on.
[02:25:43]  Who else?
[02:25:43]  We got Skunkler.
[02:25:45]  Skunkler again requested another video.
[02:25:48]  What is this, Skunkler?
[02:25:50]  You've already lied about me once.
[02:25:52]  You're going to lie about me again.
[02:25:54]  What is this?
[02:25:55]  ...and just continue on with his business.
[02:25:57]  You know, just by doing this, he's providing resonance and substance behind this skunk-headed...
[02:26:04]  Oh, you son of a bitch!
[02:26:06]  ...Donald Trump.
[02:26:06]  You...
[02:26:07]  You fucking lion!
[02:26:08]  Turn it shit up!
[02:26:10]  FUCKIN' ANSOLS, YEAAAAAAH! YEAAAAAAH!
[02:26:23]  THAT'S A FUCK! JESUS CHRIST!
[02:26:33]  And not to mention, I'm going to go and put that in the Trump bedroom.
[02:26:37]  Turn off!
[02:26:39]  Turn it the fuck off, man!
[02:26:41]  God damn it!
[02:26:42]  I'm done, man!
[02:26:44]  I'm done!
[02:26:45]  I mean, I came up here to give you sons of bitches a show on a fucking Friday, man!
[02:26:51]  All right, and this is the kind of shit.
[02:26:53]  Whoever the fuck Skunkler is, fuck you up, your dirty ass!
[02:26:58]  Whoever the hell Skunkler is, man.
[02:27:04]  I'm fucking done, man.
[02:27:05]  I'm gonna do these last fucking two $18.66 bucker, and I'm done, man.
[02:27:11]  Fuck all of you for doing this to me.
[02:27:13]  How dare you?
[02:27:15]  How goddamn dare you fucking ruin my Baller Friday, man?
[02:27:20]  Episode 118, Baller Friday.
[02:27:23]  You're fucking ruining my baller fucking Friday, man.
[02:27:27]  Fuck.
[02:27:30]  All right.
[02:27:31]  I'm going to get this another.
[02:27:33]  Let me get this $18.66 buck or fucking Emperor Edgelard requested this one, man.
[02:27:40]  Emperor Edgelard.
[02:27:41]  Well, hold on.
[02:27:42]  What is this?
[02:27:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:27:45]  What is this?
[02:27:46]  This is DSP, and I'm using the new Axe Body Twelve.
[02:27:51]  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[02:27:58]  H to hail Democrat.
[02:28:00]  Fuck you, idiot.
[02:28:01]  Fuck the Democrats.
[02:28:02]  Democrats are anti-American scum, alright?
[02:28:05]  And wait a minute.
[02:28:06]  Did Dark Side Phil actually film his fat, disgusting body in a damn shower?
[02:28:12]  Axe body detailer to try to take shower here.
[02:28:15]  I'm trying to get the dark outside of the shower, which is not an easy feat.
[02:28:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:23]  That's the axe body detailer right there.
[02:28:25]  I'm also using Axe Skin Contact Body Wash.
[02:28:30]  What a fucking loser.
[02:28:33]  What a loser.
[02:28:34]  What a grade A loser.
[02:28:36]  is this is the engineer well hold on I can't fucking hear you for crying.
[02:28:41]  Let me fucking repeat that.
[02:28:43]  Is the engineer still pulling blonde tail while you're stuck with these?
[02:28:48]  No, the fucking the engineers here, dude.
[02:28:50]  He's.
[02:28:50]  He doesn't work on Saturdays.
[02:28:52]  And by the way, after all this garbage, I don't even know if I'm going to show up for the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
[02:28:58]  I'm not even joking.
[02:29:00]  And here, here, why don't y'all look at fucking Darkseide Phil in the shower?
[02:29:05]  Particle, which you use in your life.
[02:29:07]  I can't believe this son of the bitch actually did this.
[02:29:10]  Again?
[02:29:13]  Well, in other news, Rip Khabib Nirmagamedov.
[02:29:17]  What?
[02:29:18]  What the hell are you?
[02:29:18]  What the hell are you talking about there, dude?
[02:29:21]  Rip Khabib Nagamuron.
[02:29:22]  What are you talking about?
[02:29:23]  Hold on.
[02:29:23]  We're going to have to.
[02:29:24]  We're going to have to get to that in just a second.
[02:29:26]  We got to play this fucking dark side Phil taking a shower.
[02:29:31]  He's rubbing his body with axe body wash, thinking that's going to get him some chicks or something.
[02:29:38]  What a disgusting fat body.
[02:29:41]  Oh my god.
[02:29:42]  Look at this.
[02:29:44]  Look at his disgusting otter body.
[02:29:46]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[02:29:51]  My god I mean, did we really need to see this?
[02:30:03]  All right.
[02:30:04]  How about the balls, huh?
[02:30:05]  Oh, oh, my God.
[02:30:13]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:15]  Dude, we don't need to see this.
[02:30:17]  Use the detailer to watch.
[02:30:19]  You sick, disgusting fat body.
[02:30:21]  You got more hair on your body than you do on your head.
[02:30:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:31]  Oh!
[02:30:32]  You don't want us to detail it.
[02:30:34]  Wash your balls.
[02:30:36]  Oh, that hurts.
[02:30:37]  Ow.
[02:30:39]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:30:40]  This is disgusting, dude.
[02:30:44]  He's fucking informing us how he details his balls.
[02:30:47]  I mean, this is, I mean, is this supposed to be internet content?
[02:30:50]  Is this what the internet wanted back in 2013?
[02:30:53]  Is this what they wanted?
[02:30:57]  I try to wash my legs, but that's not going to happen.
[02:31:00]  I didn't put much water everywhere, so you know.
[02:31:05]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[02:31:06]  We've had enough of dark side fill in the fucking shower, for Christ's sake.
[02:31:11]  Hey, what is this?
[02:31:12]  Many, many of them.
[02:31:14]  Can I get a BR check?
[02:31:16]  A BR check?
[02:31:18]  What the fuck is a BR check?
[02:31:19]  What the hell kind of fruit bowl shit is that?
[02:31:22]  I don't even know what the hell that means.
[02:31:23]  What is it?
[02:31:24]  The pet Mexican.
[02:31:26]  Shout out to the person who donated under Skunkler.
[02:31:29]  I was the one that sent him the link of you call.
[02:31:31]  Yeah, fuck you, fucking pet Mexican, all right?
[02:31:35]  Fucking shove a fucking burrito up your goddamn ass for being such a fucking two-bit Indian-given son of a bitch, all right?
[02:31:41]  Go choke on a chimichunga, you piece of shit.
[02:31:46]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[02:31:49]  All right, who else do we have here?
[02:31:51]  Because, I mean, I want to get done with these $18.66 buckers, dude.
[02:31:55]  I'm fucking tired.
[02:31:56]  Oh, Tyler again!
[02:31:58]  Tyler 225905 again!
[02:32:02]  What now?
[02:32:03]  What other splice are you gonna put up now, dude?
[02:32:07]  What other splice are you gonna put up now, there, Tyler?
[02:32:12]  What the hell is this?
[02:32:14]  Ah, jeez, this stupid shit.
[02:32:17]  What is this shit?
[02:32:20]  Y'all played this on the last show!
[02:32:24]  What kind of pseudo-homosexual shit is this?
[02:32:29]  Oh, God.
[02:32:33]  And it seems like everybody in the chat room digs this shitty song.
[02:32:36]  What the fuck?
[02:32:40]  Oh, God.
[02:32:46]  I don't get what the hell this is supposed to be.
[02:32:50]  I mean, this is a new meme.
[02:32:52]  I don't get it.
[02:32:56]  Oh, God.
[02:33:00]  Anybody who likes this, you got a few screws loose.
[02:33:04]  All right?
[02:33:11]  What the fuck?
[02:33:12]  Uh-oh, somebody told me it's from a video game.
[02:33:20]  Oh, well, how convenient.
[02:33:22]  It's from a fucking video game.
[02:33:25]  Millennial humor.
[02:33:29]  Shitty ass shitbird millennial humor, huh?
[02:33:37]  Oh, my God.
[02:33:41]  Fucking retarded shitbird millennial humor.
[02:33:46]  Get this shit out of here.
[02:33:48]  Get it out of here.
[02:33:48]  We get it.
[02:33:50]  We get it, Tyler.
[02:33:51]  All right.
[02:33:52]  Jesus Christ.
[02:33:54]  You've been a thorn in my ass fucking, as well as a bunch of other trolls, but you especially there, Tyler, 225905.
[02:34:02]  And all right, we've got R.I.P. Khabib Nagamiroff.
[02:34:06]  Are you talking about the guy that used to be a listener of this show and Bjorn show?
[02:34:12]  Are you talking about that guy, Tim McCrab?
[02:34:15]  I mean, you serious?
[02:34:17]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:34:19]  Remember when you came back to YouTube and said there wouldn't be any more 18 bots?
[02:34:24]  The warning in the description so that you were liable Yet now you cuck out and play each one.
[02:34:30]  They couldn't resist the shekels They keep donating!
[02:34:34]  I'm telling them to stop!
[02:34:36]  How is it my fault, dude, that these fuckers are just taking it upon themselves to do what they're doing?
[02:34:42]  I mean, how is that my fucking fault?
[02:34:45]  How am I some overgrown shekel goblin because these sons of bitches keep fucking donating him, all right?
[02:34:54]  Anyway, it seems, according to Tim McCrab, that it's Khabib Nagamaroff that, you know, watches the show.
[02:35:03]  He is no longer with us, I guess.
[02:35:04]  I hope that's not a troll.
[02:35:08]  But let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[02:35:10]  This is the video that Tim McCrab requested.
[02:35:14]  So let's see.
[02:35:14]  What is this?
[02:35:17]  People like this should be shot to death for no reason.
[02:35:22]  People like this should be James Holmes' one and only victim.
[02:35:27]  What?
[02:35:27]  James Holmes should have found him at a Batman premiere party and just shot him in the head.
[02:35:33]  What?
[02:35:34]  He's about 25 years late.
[02:35:37]  He's won Beetlejuice episode and they like coming and they want to go home late.
[02:35:47]  The white guy dancing and rapping to a rap song is so fucking old.
[02:35:52]  And that super hot, sexy chick that's sitting next to him that wants to know part of it is absolutely right.
[02:35:59]  Absolutely right.
[02:36:01]  He's a faggot.
[02:36:02]  He's a homo.
[02:36:03]  Whoa!
[02:36:06]  Whoa!
[02:36:08]  Fuck him, fuck him in the face.
[02:36:10]  And this wasn't freestyle.
[02:36:12]  He planned it.
[02:36:13]  It was edited.
[02:36:14]  You can tell by the video.
[02:36:15]  Fuck this guy.
[02:36:16]  He's a homo.
[02:36:17]  I'll be die soon.
[02:36:19]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:20]  What the fuck?
[02:36:22]  I mean, good God, dude.
[02:36:24]  Are you shitting me?
[02:36:26]  Anyway, that was from Tim McCrab.
[02:36:29]  And he said, once again, R.I.P. Khabib Nagamaroff.
[02:36:35]  It's really sad, dude.
[02:36:36]  I don't know what the hell happened to Khabib.
[02:36:39]  He was a good fan of the show.
[02:36:42]  It's pretty sad, dude.
[02:36:43]  I hope he's not dead.
[02:36:45]  I hope it's just a big troll, but it doesn't seem like it.
[02:36:48]  So, R.I.P. Khabib Nagamarov.
[02:36:51]  Thank you, Tim McCrabb, for the 4-1-1 on that.
[02:36:55]  Let's get to the last $18.66 bucker, and this should be fun.
[02:36:59]  It's Chad Poopter Griffin over here.
[02:37:01]  Let's see what Chad Poopter Griffin has to say here.
[02:37:05]  What is this?
[02:37:06]  Can I get a BNR check?
[02:37:08]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:37:09]  What the hell does that mean, Chad Poopter Griffin?
[02:37:12]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:37:14]  See what the hell this is.
[02:37:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:37:19]  Here's Chad Poopter Griffin, folks.
[02:37:21]  Here's his request.

=== Chad Poopter Griffin (11:25) ===

[02:38:15]  I knew you were this variant there, Chad Poopter-Griffin.
[02:38:40]  I knew you were this variant, Chad Poopter-Griffin.
[02:38:53]  All right, we get it.
[02:38:55]  This is actually a long time ago, all right?
[02:38:59]  Now the Chechnyans are bowing down to the Russians now.
[02:39:04]  The Chechnyans are bowing down to the Russians now, dude.
[02:39:21]  Oh, man, dude, listen.
[02:39:23]  Stop doing this.
[02:39:25]  All trolling aside, Rudy is an inspiration, and now I know why you defend him so much.
[02:39:31]  Rudy Giuliani is a fucking patriot, dude.
[02:39:49]  I mean, all this fighting, all this struggle, and yet the Chechnyans still bow to the Russians.
[02:40:17]  All right, all right, all right, we get it.
[02:40:27]  And you know what's sad is that Chechnya is now...
[02:40:32]  What is this?
[02:40:33]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:40:35]  Chechnya is now bowing down to the Russians, which is really sad.
[02:40:40]  I mean, that was a long, hard slog, especially the 1994 invasion of Granzi.
[02:40:47]  And what is this, Black Worm?
[02:40:50]  Can you wake up Haram Abif with music like that?
[02:40:53]  No, you can't.
[02:40:55]  All right.
[02:40:55]  Anyway, let's watch F for F in chat for Khabib.
[02:41:03]  I really hope that's not true.
[02:41:04]  I really hope that he's not dead, but it seems like it's the truth here.
[02:41:09]  I love me.
[02:41:11]  Fuck you, idiot.
[02:41:12]  All right.
[02:41:12]  Shut up.
[02:41:13]  All right, Skunkler.
[02:41:15]  He requested another $18.66 bucker.
[02:41:18]  All right, so we're going to have to play it.
[02:41:20]  Here we go.
[02:41:22]  Here's the skunkler.
[02:41:24]  And hold on, what the hell is this?
[02:41:27]  You fucking piece of shit.
[02:41:29]  You know what, Skunkler?
[02:41:30]  I knew you were being a fucking sarcastic son of a bitch.
[02:41:33]  You know what?
[02:41:34]  I knew you were being a sarcastic son of a bitch.
[02:41:38]  All right, just play it.
[02:41:39]  You fucking skunkler piece of shit, man.
[02:41:42]  We must commit ourselves to unconditional victory against them.
[02:41:48]  There's lots of buzz over Rudy Giuliani's impassioned speech at the Republican National Convention.
[02:41:54]  There's no black America.
[02:41:56]  There's no white America.
[02:41:57]  There is just America.
[02:42:00]  Now look what we've uncovered.
[02:42:02]  It's Giuliani showing his softer side.
[02:42:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:06]  God.
[02:42:08]  You know, you're really beautiful.
[02:42:10]  The spook was filmed 16 years ago when Giuliani was mayor of New York for a charity dinner.
[02:42:16]  So it was all in good fun.
[02:42:18]  Oh, you jerky boy.
[02:42:19]  Oh my god, dude.
[02:42:21]  I mean, you know what?
[02:42:22]  You son of a bitch.
[02:42:24]  You fucking son of a bitch, man.
[02:42:26]  I'm telling you, fuck you, Skunkler, for donating that.
[02:42:31]  You piece of shit.
[02:42:33]  I'm telling you, you guys want me to just end this fucking show.
[02:42:36]  You're not only besmirching me.
[02:42:38]  You're not only besmirching my show.
[02:42:40]  You're not only besmirching my wife.
[02:42:42]  You're not only besmirching my family, but you're besmirching the greatest United States president to ever hold the office.
[02:42:50]  And I'm talking about Donald Trump.
[02:42:52]  All right.
[02:42:52]  Why do you think all the deep state is after him?
[02:42:55]  All the institution of Washington, D.C. is after him.
[02:42:59]  All the fake news media is after him.
[02:43:02]  All the globalists is after him.
[02:43:04]  This man has shaken the foundation of that criminal organization that everybody calls Washington, D.C.
[02:43:10]  He has shaken the foundation of globalism.
[02:43:14]  And if you idiots were dumb enough and opened up your eyes and saw that, you'd appreciate this man.
[02:43:21]  You'd appreciate this man.
[02:43:24]  Happy Baller Friday.
[02:43:26]  Some funny war trolling.
[02:43:27]  Enjoy.
[02:43:28]  All right.
[02:43:29]  Thank you, Noble Savage.
[02:43:30]  I appreciate that.
[02:43:31]  I got to get to one more here before I get to yours here.
[02:43:35]  All right.
[02:43:36]  So let's go ahead and get to God's Mistake.
[02:43:38]  I don't know who the hell that is.
[02:43:41]  All right, but God's mistake requested this $18.66 Bucker up in here.
[02:43:46]  I have no idea what the hell that...
[02:43:48]  Jesus Christ.
[02:43:52]  Are you shit?
[02:43:52]  What the hell is it?
[02:43:53]  Put the PC shut up.
[02:43:54]  Dominant boyfriend roleplay.
[02:43:57]  What the fuck is this?
[02:44:03]  What the fuck is this?
[02:44:10]  I'm home.
[02:44:15]  Where's my lovely girl?
[02:44:17]  Oh my God.
[02:44:18]  He needs a French frog on top of it.
[02:44:22]  There you are.
[02:44:25]  You beautiful, evil little woman.
[02:44:29]  What the fuck am I listening to?
[02:44:32]  Are you shitting me?
[02:44:35]  I'm sorry for that last year.
[02:44:36]  Oh, yeah, I'm sure you were.
[02:44:38]  Let's watch him rage.
[02:44:39]  I don't want to start it around 030.
[02:44:42]  Great.
[02:44:42]  Yeah, let's watch Dark Side Philly.
[02:44:48]  Tranny lovers.
[02:44:49]  Looks like both Ghost and Trump both love trans women.
[02:44:52]  Oh, fuck you.
[02:44:53]  Ghosty Wanda Ladyboy.
[02:44:54]  Fuck you, you piece of shit.
[02:44:56]  All right.
[02:44:56]  Let's listen to boyfriend.
[02:44:58]  What is it?
[02:44:59]  Dominant boyfriend roleplay.
[02:45:00]  That's something that you're probably enjoying and fanning your nuts to.
[02:45:04]  Play it.
[02:45:05]  Play the shit.
[02:45:11]  Aren't you the prettiest girl in the world?
[02:45:16]  Well, you are.
[02:45:18]  No matter what you say.
[02:45:25]  Oh my god.
[02:45:26]  Dude, are chicks listening to this?
[02:45:29]  You were such a naughty girl today.
[02:45:34]  Are you proud of yourself?
[02:45:37]  Chicks are getting off to this shit?
[02:45:39]  Oh, yes.
[02:45:41]  That's your answer.
[02:45:44]  Oh, you need to learn a lesson tonight, huh?
[02:45:49]  Yeah.
[02:45:51]  It's like you're begging for it.
[02:45:57]  What you did to me.
[02:45:57]  She can be even dear, dude.
[02:46:00]  And can y'all stop donating, dude?
[02:46:02]  Seriously, just stop donating Chad Poofter Griffin.
[02:46:05]  I am gone miss you till I die.
[02:46:07]  I know you whooped his ass though We don't bow to Russia.
[02:46:11]  We collect free Gibbs me dat from them like ghetto capitalist Oh, I see.
[02:46:16]  That's why the fucking leader of the Chechnyan rebels, Khadriov, right?
[02:46:22]  I think it's his name.
[02:46:23]  That's why he's dedicated his life to Putin.
[02:46:26]  I mean, the fucking Chechnyans, after all that fighting, man, they're fucking bowing down to the Russians for all that fighting, all the shit they did.
[02:46:34]  The invasion of Gronzi in 94 and shit.
[02:46:37]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:46:39]  All right, look, stop donating, dude.
[02:46:41]  Stop.
[02:46:42]  Just stop fucking donating, man.
[02:46:44]  I want to go.
[02:46:45]  I'm tired of fucking doing this shit.
[02:46:47]  I didn't realize this was going to be an $18.66 bucker show.
[02:46:51]  Here, listen to the dominant fucking French frog boyfriend here.
[02:46:56]  Surrounded by my co-workers, everyone gathered around my desk.
[02:47:03]  And you.
[02:47:06]  You started sending me those pictures of you.
[02:47:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:10]  Who fucking gets off to this?
[02:47:13]  What kind of a disgusting, uglier fatty is actually using this to get off on a Friday night?
[02:47:18]  I had to remain sitting on my desk for a while.
[02:47:22]  Let everyone else leave the office and make up an excuse for not standing up.
[02:47:29]  Otherwise, the others would have noticed just how hard this day was for me.
[02:47:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:40]  Can somebody shove a bag head up this guy's ass?
[02:47:42]  You just love to mess with me.
[02:47:48]  Yeah.
[02:47:49]  Keep on laughing while you still can.
[02:47:57]  I love you.
[02:48:00]  I don't know what else to do.
[02:48:01]  Who is this guy?
[02:48:02]  I have no idea who it is.
[02:48:05]  Christopher Walkin Knockoff.
[02:48:08]  I have no idea who the fuck this stupid French frog is, but it's pathetic.
[02:48:14]  All right?
[02:48:15]  I'm going to give it a couple more seconds.
[02:48:18]  You did this on purpose.
[02:48:21]  I know that you wanted to tease me.
[02:48:24]  Oh, my God.
[02:48:25]  Not just for fun.
[02:48:27]  Oh, my God.
[02:48:28]  You know what?
[02:48:29]  All right, look.
[02:48:30]  I've already done this for three minutes.
[02:48:31]  Listen, if you wanted to do something, take that shit off, all right?
[02:48:34]  Take it off.
[02:48:35]  If you want to make something so that you can be the dominant boyfriend, what you should do is you walk right into the goddamn room and say, hey, get over here.
[02:48:46]  Hide by that.
[02:48:47]  Shit!
[02:48:48]  Oh, no.
[02:48:49]  Oh, God.
[02:48:50]  Not this idiot again, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:54]  Not this fucking idiot, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:58]  What you should be doing is saying, hey, woman, sit down right now.
[02:49:02]  You don't want to sit down?
[02:49:02]  Well, then bend your ass over, because your ass is mine, bitch.
[02:49:05]  Your ass is my fucking...
[02:49:09]  Bend your ass over!
[02:49:13]  Slap that ass until it's candy apple red, bitch.
[02:49:22]  Now get in the goddamn kitchen and make me something to eat.
[02:49:26]  GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN, YOU FUCKING BITCHES, GET- AHHHHHH! FUCKING KITCHEN, AND MAKE ME SOMETHING EAT!

=== Post Malone Jewish Rumor (11:30) ===

[02:49:40]  That's how you do it, boy.
[02:49:42]  That's how you fucking do it.
[02:49:44]  That's how you fucking tell a woman how to do it.
[02:49:46]  That's how you fucking tell a woman what to fucking do.
[02:49:49]  All right.
[02:49:50]  And then you physically show them the way to the kitchen.
[02:49:53]  That's what you do, son of a bitch.
[02:49:57]  All right, who else do we have here?
[02:49:59]  That was God's mistake.
[02:50:01]  I don't know what the hell kind of French frog garbage that you just fucking donated, but you just pissed off the room calling everybody, you know, French frogs and shit.
[02:50:11]  Let's move on to Noble Savage.
[02:50:13]  Noble Savage requested an $18.66 bucker.
[02:50:17]  And he said, Happy Baller Friday.
[02:50:19]  Some funny war trolling in joy.
[02:50:22]  All right, war trolling.
[02:50:24]  Some war trolling.
[02:50:25]  Here, let's put the let's put the PC shot on.
[02:50:28]  This is by Noble Savage.
[02:50:41]  Some war trolling?
[02:50:42]  it's supposed to be uh they're gonna try to see if somebody's sniping are they putting it out to see if there's a sniper or somebody's gonna take a shot at it War trolling?
[02:51:08]  Is this war trolling in Syria?
[02:51:11]  What is this?
[02:51:12]  I'm done for the night.
[02:51:14]  Congratulations on the new IC members.
[02:51:16]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:51:17]  Here's a tribute song remixed so no copyright or can play audio only if you wish good night everyone.
[02:51:23]  All right, I appreciate that, Brooke 916.
[02:51:26]  Let's let's once again look at Noble Savage's video.
[02:51:30]  little bit of war trolling are you kidding me
[02:52:04]  Are you kidding me?
[02:52:10]  meanwhile in syria meanwhile in syria
[02:52:40]  oh they took a shot at it somebody's taking shots at it over here I donated a few times back.
[02:52:48]  This is going to be my last donation.
[02:52:50]  I've got bills to pay.
[02:52:52]  That's cool.
[02:52:52]  By the way, get used to me.
[02:52:54]  I'm almost always watching Earth streams.
[02:52:57]  I am a fan.
[02:52:58]  Smiley face.
[02:52:59]  I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but either way, thanks, God's mistake.
[02:53:05]  I appreciate it.
[02:53:05]  Let's finish Noble Savage's video here.
[02:53:12]  I am in!
[02:53:13]  Get out of it!
[02:53:19]  I've killed the queen, no?
[02:53:21]  Oh, I have killed some men.
[02:53:22]  I mean, they're shooting.
[02:53:33]  What a bunch of fuckin' sick assholes, dude.
[02:53:44]  War trolling.
[02:53:47]  More trolling!
[02:53:49]  Shooter!
[02:53:54]  Oh my god!
[02:53:57]  He's a basket shooting in the basket!
[02:54:05]  Man, this sniper sucks, dude.
[02:54:07]  Whoever this sniper is, sucks.
[02:54:09]  They should have at least hit the dummy once.
[02:54:17]  This goes to show you that anybody can be a sniper over there in Syria, right?
[02:54:21]  Many, many of them.
[02:54:23]  One more thing, ghost.
[02:54:24]  Skunkler is claiming he found your hidden YouTube channel.
[02:54:28]  Please tell me it's not true.
[02:54:30]  I don't have a hidden YouTube channel, all right?
[02:54:32]  But play it.
[02:54:35]  A hidden YouTube channel, all right.
[02:54:41]  Come on shoot it!
[02:55:02]  Yeah, this is actually pretty good there, Noble Savage.
[02:55:07]  This is below hobbies who went to Syria LMAO.
[02:55:10]  These guys are probably 10 feet under.
[02:55:13]  Faggot Jew puns.
[02:55:15]  Oh!
[02:55:23]  Thank you very much, Noble Savage.
[02:55:25]  It's actually pretty funny until Tim McCrab had to reign on the parade there.
[02:55:29]  Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker so we can get done with these.
[02:55:34]  Emperor Edgelard.
[02:55:36]  Emperor Edgelard, I'm sorry for the last Dark Side Phil video, so let's watch him rage.
[02:55:41]  All right, start at 30 minutes.
[02:55:43]  All right, let's listen to this little fruit bowl cry like a little bitch here, all right?
[02:55:48]  Let's listen to Dark Side Phil.
[02:55:50]  I'd make Darkseide Phil look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack when it came to gaming, baby.
[02:55:54]  I'll tell you that right now.
[02:55:55]  All right, put it.
[02:55:56]  Play it.
[02:55:57]  Play the shit.
[02:56:01]  God damn it.
[02:56:02]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:56:03]  I don't want to do that.
[02:56:10]  Here we go again.
[02:56:14]  In lack of- I can't move.
[02:56:15]  I can't even stand up.
[02:56:21]  I hate this idiot.
[02:56:23]  Come on, man.
[02:56:24]  Do you want to play the fucking game?
[02:56:27]  Just kill me.
[02:56:27]  Here.
[02:56:28]  I'm just going to walk forward.
[02:56:29]  You can just keep shooting my body.
[02:56:31]  Because you're such a good player.
[02:56:33]  This is how you earn your win.
[02:56:34]  So no.
[02:56:35]  No, come on.
[02:56:36]  Keep hitting me.
[02:56:37]  Come on.
[02:56:38]  Keep hitting me, asshole.
[02:56:39]  Come on, you fucking idiot.
[02:56:40]  Play the game, you fucking play.
[02:56:41]  Keep hitting me.
[02:56:42]  Play the game game.
[02:56:44]  So good.
[02:56:44]  Play the game game.
[02:56:46]  So that you can waste your fucking life playing other people.
[02:56:49]  Because I actually like playing fighting games, you fucking idiot.
[02:56:53]  Fuck you.
[02:56:54]  Dumb shit.
[02:56:58]  My gosh, people are still.
[02:57:00]  Here, keep hitting me.
[02:57:00]  Go ahead.
[02:57:01]  Hit me again.
[02:57:02]  Come on.
[02:57:02]  Finish it.
[02:57:03]  Get your perfect, because this is how you want to win.
[02:57:06]  So go ahead.
[02:57:07]  Go ahead.
[02:57:08]  No, you're the bitch because you don't play a fucking fighting game, you stupid cocksucker.
[02:57:12]  You fucking walk back and shoot bullets.
[02:57:13]  You're a fucking idiot.
[02:57:15]  Your mother probably shat you out, you fucking piece of shit.
[02:57:18]  Learn how to fucking play a game and be an honorable fucking player.
[02:57:21]  Don't spam fucking projectiles, you stupid fucking idiot.
[02:57:25]  Next target.
[02:57:25]  So now you can live in your, as you live in your mom's basement, you can celebrate by eating your whole fucking bag of Doritos and chugging down your fucking Fanta because you gotta win with Deathstroke.
[02:57:35]  You're so good because you rock back and shot bullets.
[02:57:37]  Fuck you, you stupid little bitch.
[02:57:40]  Oh my God.
[02:57:41]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:43]  I mean, he sounded like he was about to cry there for Christ's sake.
[02:57:46]  Just get better at the game.
[02:57:47]  Get a gaming tutor, Darkseid Phil.
[02:57:50]  All right, I know that you'd think that you're some kind of a decent gamer and shit.
[02:57:53]  You suck.
[02:57:54]  All right, you fucking suck.
[02:57:56]  Get a gaming tutor like I've got.
[02:57:59]  I've got a gaming tutor.
[02:58:00]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:58:02]  Give me about two or three months.
[02:58:04]  People are going to be saying ninja who.
[02:58:06]  All right.
[02:58:06]  That's all I got to say about that.
[02:58:08]  People are just going to be saying ninja who.
[02:58:11]  All right.
[02:58:12]  Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
[02:58:15]  This is requested by Tim McCrab.
[02:58:17]  Tim McCrab said, bass Chad Poopter Griffin.
[02:58:20]  I'm going to miss you till I die.
[02:58:22]  I know you whooped his ass.
[02:58:24]  No.
[02:58:24]  We don't bow to Russia.
[02:58:26]  We collect free gibbs.
[02:58:28]  Gives me that from Russia like the ghetto capitalist.
[02:58:33]  Well, you know.
[02:58:35]  I don't know.
[02:58:36]  I don't know how to respond to that, Tim McCrabb.
[02:58:39]  I don't know how to respond to that.
[02:58:40]  Anyway, let's go ahead and listen to Tim McCrabb's video.
[02:58:44]  What is this here?
[02:58:45]  Oh, no.
[02:58:48]  Not the breakfast club.
[02:58:49]  This guy, I hate these people.
[02:58:51]  Hey, what's going on, man?
[02:58:53]  It's DJ Envy, and I'm over here with Charlemagne the God and some dumb hoe that's always laughing in the background, baby.
[02:58:58]  What's going on, man?
[02:58:59]  What we got here, baby, is we got another rapper that we're going to be interviewing.
[02:59:04]  Hey, rapper, who did you kill today?
[02:59:07]  Man, I kill everybody.
[02:59:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:59:09]  I'm a down-ass OG.
[02:59:10]  I'll be killing all motherfuckers.
[02:59:12]  I'll be killing them all.
[02:59:13]  All right, here it is, Tim McCrab.
[02:59:15]  Go ahead.
[02:59:15]  Hey, everybody.
[02:59:16]  It's DJ Envy Angela Yee.
[02:59:18]  Charlemagne the God.
[02:59:19]  We are the Breakfast Club.
[02:59:20]  Special guest in the building.
[02:59:22]  State your name, soldier.
[02:59:22]  Post Malone.
[02:59:24]  Post Malone.
[02:59:25]  Now, you are a Caucasian rapper.
[02:59:26]  You are a white rapper.
[02:59:27]  Is he?
[02:59:29]  Yeah.
[02:59:29]  Are you white?
[02:59:37]  I'd like to smack this guy in his face.
[02:59:41]  Not post Malone.
[02:59:42]  I'm talking to this Charlemagne the God, this 5'3 fucking idiot.
[03:00:01]  Kill all niggers, Spicks.
[03:00:02]  Hey, hey, who said that?
[03:00:05]  That's not Donald Trump.
[03:00:06]  Get that asshole out.
[03:00:07]  That isn't Donald Trump.
[03:00:20]  Uh, no, I'm Jewish.
[03:00:24]  Just say it, Post Malone.
[03:00:26]  Just say it.
[03:00:26]  Uh, okay.
[03:00:37]  Uh...
[03:00:40]  Okay.
[03:00:42]  The fuck was that?
[03:00:43]  Who the hell requested that shit?
[03:00:44]  Fucking Tim McCrab.
[03:00:46]  We all know that Post Malone is Jewish.
[03:00:49]  If you don't know he's Jewish, you're an idiot, all right?
[03:00:51]  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
[03:00:52]  I'm not hating on Post Malone.
[03:00:54]  I mean, you know, hell.
[03:00:55]  I mean, he just ripped off T. Payne's bullshit.
[03:00:58]  He ripped off.
[03:00:59]  I'm T. Payne.
[03:01:00]  Come on, man.
[03:01:02]  Let me buy you a drink.
[03:01:03]  Come on, man.
[03:01:04]  With that stupid fucking auto-tunes and shit.
[03:01:08]  All right, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.

=== Peppermint Swirl Request (03:49) ===

[03:01:11]  This is requested by Peppermint Swirl.
[03:01:15]  Peppermint Swirl.
[03:01:16]  I thought we were going to miss this idiot today, but no, there he is.
[03:01:20]  Peppermint Swirl requested this $18.66 bucker here.
[03:01:25]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:01:26]  What is this?
[03:01:27]  Peppermint Swirl requested this.
[03:01:28]  This vial is meant to give you the feeling and form of a living balloon.
[03:01:33]  What?
[03:01:34]  You'll be brought down into a deep, deep trance, and your bodily perceptions will be changed.
[03:01:42]  This is a very simple concept.
[03:01:46]  Something anyone can do.
[03:01:47]  What?
[03:01:47]  What the fuck?
[03:01:49]  Your mind will simply hallucinate the feelings of being a balloon in a process called imposition.
[03:01:56]  Being a balloon.
[03:01:59]  There's a lot of these freaks, these balloon freaks.
[03:02:02]  Physical sensations of your human body.
[03:02:06]  For this particular session, you will not have to have any particular form to transform into already.
[03:02:13]  But it will help you with those transformations that you already want to achieve.
[03:02:18]  This is meant to be a temporary for fun file.
[03:02:22]  And while it can be used as a...
[03:02:23]  Now you see where this idiot peppermint swirl is coming from?
[03:02:29]  I mean, if this is his request, do you understand where he's coming from?
[03:02:32]  It's not a good place.
[03:02:33]  With that in mind, you should have very little worry in your mind, if any at all, and can begin the nice process of relaxation and trance.
[03:02:47]  You can start by simply taking a nice few deep breaths, letting your entire body go loose and pleasantly limp.
[03:02:57]  Oh my god, this guy sounds like he's trying to seduce you over here.
[03:03:01]  Look at this guy to transform perfectly well.
[03:03:04]  We've got Travada right here on the table.
[03:03:08]  There's no need to get any condoms because we're all taking Travada.
[03:03:12]  We're all on P-Rex.
[03:03:13]  So we can all do bareback and we can all be safe.
[03:03:16]  Knowing that it will not affect your relaxation or trance in the slightest.
[03:03:22]  While you continue to breathe ever slower and deeper, you realize that no matter where your mind goes, it will always come back to my soothing words.
[03:03:37]  Make sure not to take your Travada and open wide simple action for your mind and requires very little effort on your part.
[03:03:50]  It's really as simple as relaxing and sinking deeper.
[03:03:57]  Quite like gravity.
[03:04:00]  In fact.
[03:04:03]  All right, well, what is it?
[03:04:04]  Satan is good.
[03:04:05]  Satan is my pal.
[03:04:06]  Satan is good.
[03:04:07]  Satan is my pal.
[03:04:08]  Mini Moose.
[03:04:12]  Mini Moose, come on.
[03:04:17]  Come on.
[03:04:18]  Hey, Mini Moose.
[03:04:19]  You're getting a little esoteric here, alright?
[03:04:21]  Nigga, what the fuck is this bullshit?
[03:04:23]  No worries.
[03:04:23]  I am black.
[03:04:24]  Hey, Nefara, 88822 is another one of my blacks.
[03:04:29]  Cheers to Nefara.
[03:04:30]  I didn't realize you were one of my blacks, man.
[03:04:32]  Cheers.
[03:04:33]  I don't know what this is, but Peppermint Swirl requested it, and it sounds pretty fruity.
[03:04:38]  I'm going to keep it on for a couple of more seconds, but good God.
[03:04:43]  Just continuing the slow pattern of breathing.
[03:04:47]  Each exhale just slightly longer than the inhale.
[03:04:52]  And perhaps holding your breath for a moment or two in order to relax you.

=== Breathing Exercise Gone Wrong (04:38) ===

[03:05:00]  And then I want you to bend over and then I want you to spread your ass cheeks like you're opening the doors to a target right before Black Friday and allow me to inject my man meat right into your colon pipe as I push in your stool ever so gently further and further into your inner.
[03:05:22]  I mean, give me a break.
[03:05:27]  Check cookies can be even dearer for you.
[03:05:29]  All right.
[03:05:29]  All right.
[03:05:30]  Hold on.
[03:05:30]  What is this shit?
[03:05:32]  What?
[03:05:32]  What is this?
[03:05:34]  Anonymous.
[03:05:35]  All right.
[03:05:35]  Look, dude, enough, enough.
[03:05:37]  Dude, stop donating $18.66 buckers, please, dude.
[03:05:42]  All right.
[03:05:43]  I mean, seriously, man.
[03:05:45]  I mean, come on.
[03:05:47]  You have to.
[03:05:48]  I mean, why am I fucking playing any more of this?
[03:05:50]  This is fucking stupid.
[03:05:53]  This is so stupid.
[03:05:54]  Peppermint swirl.
[03:05:55]  You got a lot of problems, dude.
[03:05:56]  Fucking play.
[03:05:57]  You know, you had a lot of fucking problems, man.
[03:05:59]  All right.
[03:06:00]  I think it goes without saying with some of these Texas speeches that you do, but just, you know, this $18.66 bucker, it solidifies you as a fucking certified loon.
[03:06:11]  All right.
[03:06:12]  Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker because they keep fucking piling up, dude.
[03:06:16]  I mean, I'm telling people not to donate.
[03:06:19]  I'm telling people don't donate.
[03:06:21]  There's no reason.
[03:06:22]  Look at this shit.
[03:06:24]  Look at this.
[03:06:25]  Wait, wait, what is this?
[03:06:26]  I'm at it again.
[03:06:27]  What the hell are you talking about?
[03:06:29]  Hold on just a second.
[03:06:30]  All right.
[03:06:31]  Let me get to Brooke 916's $18.66 bucker up in here.
[03:06:37]  And she said, I'm done for the night.
[03:06:39]  Congratulations on all the new inner circle members.
[03:06:42]  Here's a tribute song remix, so no copyright or can play audio only if you wish.
[03:06:48]  Good night, everyone.
[03:06:49]  All right, let me see what this is.
[03:06:52]  Oh my God.
[03:06:55]  Oh my God.
[03:06:56]  What is this?
[03:06:58]  What did you request, Brooke 916?
[03:07:01]  What is this?
[03:07:05]  Old town hoe?
[03:07:20]  What the fuck?
[03:07:31]  I'm gonna take your day, put it in.
[03:07:37]  What the fuck?
[03:07:38]  I'm gonna ride till I can't no more.
[03:07:41]  Look like a horse shot from the back.
[03:07:44]  On the dick I ride number time in his microphone like Nikki Echo telepathy.
[03:07:49]  Ride it like a horse.
[03:07:50]  Good brain like a dirt.
[03:07:56]  Figure it out, little bruises.
[03:07:59]  Figure it out, little bruises.
[03:08:02]  He sucking even when he coming.
[03:08:06]  Our fingers hippin like a buffet.
[03:08:09]  Once he made my rip, we been fucking ever since.
[03:08:13]  Peeny finger me.
[03:08:14]  He gotta wearer of image.
[03:08:16]  Come up in my nose.
[03:08:19]  What a disgusting.
[03:08:23]  What a disgusting, dispensable.
[03:08:27]  Hit this pussy harder than a motherfucking free show.
[03:08:30]  I forgot the shade.
[03:08:31]  So this pussy look like hey, April showers on that dickin' baby.
[03:08:35]  Shower up in May.
[03:08:37]  Gonna take your dick, put it in my hole.
[03:08:40]  I'm gonna ride till I can't no more.
[03:08:43]  I'm gonna take your dick.
[03:08:44]  Drink that Jagger till I'm fucking dead.
[03:08:48]  No use me, Legs.
[03:08:50]  I'm gonna take your dick, put it in my hand.
[03:08:53]  All right, I think we had enough.
[03:08:55]  All right, I think we've had enough of this.
[03:08:59]  I mean, good lord, figure it out, little bruises.
[03:09:10]  Every time it's not hot, open up the box to eat it up just like a pop-top.
[03:09:15]  Make the dick harder than back seats and the car.
[03:09:18]  Why the fuck do you keep pulling my tracks?
[03:09:21]  Cause if they fall out, bitch, then you're glue in this back.
[03:09:24]  I'm trying to suck your chicks and my jaws get swole.
[03:09:28]  I'm trying to ride like Rosa Park on the road.
[03:09:31]  But ride like Rosa Park.
[03:09:33]  Hold on.
[03:09:34]  Did you hear this, bitch?
[03:09:35]  She says I'm all ride like Rosa Park on the road.

=== Limey Background Noise (11:15) ===

[03:09:39]  She's comparing her riding slongheads to Rosa Parks.
[03:09:45]  I mean, good God, man.
[03:09:47]  And, you know, and we wonder why black folks are the highest in STD rates.
[03:09:53]  Sad face.
[03:09:54]  Sad face is right, Peppermint Swirl.
[03:09:57]  Good God.
[03:09:59]  All right.
[03:10:00]  Yeah, sad face is right.
[03:10:02]  Who else do we have here?
[03:10:03]  We got Brooke 916.
[03:10:04]  Who else?
[03:10:05]  All right, we've got this.
[03:10:07]  I think we got God's mistake.
[03:10:09]  God's mistake said, I donated a few times back.
[03:10:13]  This is going to be my last donation.
[03:10:14]  Got to pay some bills.
[03:10:16]  By the way, get used to me.
[03:10:18]  I'm always watching your streams.
[03:10:20]  I am a fan.
[03:10:21]  All right.
[03:10:21]  Well, what is it this time, God's mistake?
[03:10:24]  What did you donate for an $18.66 bucker this time?
[03:10:28]  Ah, dude, no.
[03:10:31]  No, dude.
[03:10:33]  Not to catch a predator, man.
[03:10:36]  What are you doing here today?
[03:10:38]  Is this some kind of setup or something?
[03:10:41]  I'm just on my way to the beach.
[03:10:43]  He's Michael Willis.
[03:10:44]  I'm just on my way to the beach.
[03:10:45]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[03:10:48]  I decided, you know, the door set open.
[03:10:51]  I came in.
[03:10:52]  What is this, Black Worm?
[03:10:54]  Black Worm says, you said it with the hard R ghost.
[03:10:57]  Not that I care.
[03:10:58]  I didn't say anything with a hard R. Shut up, asshole.
[03:11:01]  All right.
[03:11:02]  All right, let's go ahead.
[03:11:04]  Let's listen to this.
[03:11:05]  On with a girl who calls herself Jolanda and who says she's 15.
[03:11:10]  He lies to her about his age, typing, I'm 30.
[03:11:13]  You probably don't want me around you.
[03:11:15]  I'm cute, though.
[03:11:16]  Built good.
[03:11:17]  Then he says, Did this old man just say he was 30?
[03:11:20]  Because of the age.
[03:11:22]  That's supposed to be 30.
[03:11:25]  Then he sends an online picture of his penis to the girl who told him she was a girl.
[03:11:30]  Oh, God.
[03:11:31]  And how did you meet her?
[03:11:33]  Well, of course, online.
[03:11:34]  You act like I should know that.
[03:11:37]  Well, yeah, I mean, that's a common thing now.
[03:11:40]  Just to meet young girls.
[03:11:41]  Oh, my God.
[03:11:42]  No, me too.
[03:11:43]  That looks like a 50-year-old autist.
[03:11:45]  Yeah, that's what we're doing.
[03:11:47]  What are you talking about?
[03:11:47]  Jolanda, he's 15.
[03:11:50]  What?
[03:11:51]  No way.
[03:11:52]  Okay, what?
[03:11:53]  What are you talking about?
[03:11:54]  No way.
[03:11:56]  What are you talking about?
[03:12:00]  Are you kidding me?
[03:12:02]  Also, were those cookies fresh-baked?
[03:12:04]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:12:06]  If he really got off, that's fucked up.
[03:12:07]  What?
[03:12:08]  You just got to play dumb?
[03:12:09]  You got to play dumb and don't talk and beat the case.
[03:12:12]  I mean, still, his fucking mug is forever on post-it and one of these Chris Hanses to catch a predator.
[03:12:18]  So even if he did, even if he did beat the case, look at this fucking scumbag.
[03:12:23]  You know what?
[03:12:23]  I don't want this cookie.
[03:12:25]  Of course, he doesn't want that cookie.
[03:12:26]  Look at that physique.
[03:12:27]  Built good check.
[03:12:28]  Cute check.
[03:12:29]  He may be a nonce, but this man's no lie.
[03:12:31]  Wait, wait, where the hell did this fall?
[03:12:32]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[03:12:34]  Where the fuck did this fucking limey come from?
[03:12:36]  Where the hell did we ask this limey to come in and conduct some kind of fruit bowl commentary?
[03:12:43]  You just shut up, limey.
[03:12:44]  We're watching this fucking fruit bowl get busted by Chris Hansen.
[03:12:48]  All right, why don't you go suck on a crumpet or something, you fucking limey bastard?
[03:12:51]  The generic white male won't be going to the beach today.
[03:12:54]  As he heads out the back, he stumbles off the porch into the arms of the Four Miles Police Department.
[03:13:00]  You fucking stumble in that motherfucker.
[03:13:04]  The police quickly take him down to the ground.
[03:13:07]  In Florida, where it's relatively easy to get a permit to carry a concealed weapon, these officers aren't taking any chances.
[03:13:14]  Willis was brought before a judge, but the only thing he was found guilty of was being Biltgood.
[03:13:18]  I'm soliciting a minor.
[03:13:20]  Right, so hello, and welcome to today's video.
[03:13:23]  I don't want to hear this fucking limey, dude.
[03:13:29]  Yeah, fuck.
[03:13:30]  That's a fucking lie, dude.
[03:13:32]  You know what?
[03:13:32]  That's a slanderer.
[03:13:33]  Who the fuck are you?
[03:13:34]  Let me see.
[03:13:34]  What's your fucking email address, you fucking piece of shit?
[03:13:37]  All right.
[03:13:38]  Who the fuck are you for fucking slandering us for Christ's sake?
[03:13:41]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:13:43]  Who the fuck are you?
[03:13:45]  Who's this fucking guy?
[03:13:46]  Yeah, I know who the fuck you are.
[03:13:48]  Yeah, I know who the fuck you are, you piece of shit.
[03:13:51]  Don't you dare call the inner circle pedophiles again, or you and me, we're gonna have a fucking problem, boy.
[03:13:57]  You understand that?
[03:13:59]  We're gonna have a fucking problem.
[03:14:00]  I'm gonna have to stop a mud hole in your ass and kick it dry and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it and all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
[03:14:11]  Fucking piece of shit.
[03:14:12]  Don't you dare talk about the inner circle like that.
[03:14:15]  Don't you fucking dare talk about the inner circle like that, you fucking sack of shit.
[03:14:22]  Anyway, look, I'd be watching this a little more.
[03:14:26]  But I don't want to hear this stupid limey in the background.
[03:14:29]  Some kind of weird mix between Freddie Mercury and everybody that's going to be a little bit more.
[03:14:32]  Some kind of read mix something gets triggered by going out there.
[03:14:35]  You know what I mean?
[03:14:38]  46-year-old Anthony Palumbo.
[03:14:40]  He's brought Christ.
[03:14:41]  Look at this guy.
[03:14:42]  He hired an 18-year-old actor.
[03:14:43]  Oh, they got a Twig Boy.
[03:14:46]  Hey.
[03:14:46]  Twink Boy Decoy.
[03:14:49]  Twig Boy Decoy.
[03:14:53]  Yeah, fuck you, peppermint swirl, you fucking idiot.
[03:14:56]  All right, here it is.
[03:14:57]  Twig boy decoy.
[03:14:59]  Let's see what they get.
[03:15:04]  Online in an AOL gay chat room, calling himself, Hi, Buddy, what's up?
[03:15:09]  He tells the decoy, who's pretending to be a 14-year-old boy, that he's horny.
[03:15:14]  Then the 46-year-old says, I want to be top.
[03:15:18]  Oh, okay.
[03:15:19]  You want to do it, Raw?
[03:15:21]  Raw?
[03:15:22]  Yes.
[03:15:23]  What's that?
[03:15:24]  No rubber.
[03:15:25]  He wants to pause your nag hole.
[03:15:27]  No, he's here.
[03:15:28]  Pause your hole.
[03:15:29]  Don't pause my naghole.
[03:15:33]  You can put that in the fridge.
[03:15:35]  Yeah, I'll put it in a little bit.
[03:15:36]  All right.
[03:15:37]  I'll relax.
[03:15:38]  I'm just a little nervous.
[03:15:40]  I'm nervous too.
[03:15:41]  The decoy is always so nice to the predator.
[03:15:43]  If they ever bring the show to the UK, I hope they get the decoys to be kids with Azure.
[03:15:48]  All right, get this UK idiot out of here.
[03:15:50]  I hope they go get the people in the UK and you go in the UK.
[03:15:57]  Shut up, idiot.
[03:15:59]  Anyway, thank you, God's mistake.
[03:16:01]  That was a little better of a video.
[03:16:03]  Aside from the fucking fucking whatever, Australian kangaroo banger, crumpet drinker, whatever.
[03:16:10]  The fucking limey in the background.
[03:16:12]  It makes me sick.
[03:16:13]  All right, let's go.
[03:16:15]  Brooke 916 again requested.
[03:16:18]  Brooke 916 again.
[03:16:20]  She said, one more thing goes.
[03:16:22]  Skunkler is claiming to found your hidden YouTube channel.
[03:16:25]  I don't got a fucking hidden YouTube channel, you idiot.
[03:16:28]  What is this?
[03:16:30]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:16:34]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[03:16:36]  Put the PC shut on.
[03:16:38]  Amy Daly!
[03:16:43]  Amy Daly!
[03:16:48]  Who did this?
[03:16:51]  Who the fuck did this, man?
[03:16:54]  Who the fuck did this with Amy Daly?
[03:16:59]  Who's the scumbag troll terrorist bastard that did this?
[03:17:07]  You son of a bitch.
[03:17:10]  You son of a bitch.
[03:17:11]  Who the fuck did this?
[03:17:16]  You scumbags.
[03:17:19]  You guys are fucking scumbags, man.
[03:17:25]  Who did this?
[03:17:29]  Who did this with fucking Amy Daly?
[03:17:32]  I'll get this shit.
[03:17:38]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:17:41]  I can't believe you people, man.
[03:17:44]  Shut up.
[03:17:45]  I'm not cooming.
[03:17:46]  I'm not being a coomer over this shit.
[03:17:49]  I want to know who the fuck did this.
[03:17:50]  That's who I'd like.
[03:17:52]  That's what I'd like to know.
[03:17:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:17:59]  I'm not even joining.
[03:18:00]  Who the fuck did this with Amy Daly?
[03:18:02]  Who did this?
[03:18:05]  Who did this?
[03:18:10]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:14]  What the fuck?
[03:18:15]  All right, that's it.
[03:18:17]  That's to take the shit off.
[03:18:20]  I mean, what are you trying to do, man?
[03:18:26]  What are you trying to do?
[03:18:27]  Are you trying to get me kicked off of YouTube?
[03:18:31]  Is that it?
[03:18:32]  Who did this with Amy Daly?
[03:18:34]  Oh my God.
[03:18:35]  It happened again.
[03:18:37]  I just soiled it.
[03:18:38]  Who the fuck is this?
[03:18:39]  And who the fuck keeps donating this shit?
[03:18:42]  You're a bastard.
[03:18:43]  You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:18:45]  Whoever keeps donating that shit.
[03:18:48]  Oh, my God.
[03:18:49]  Here, keep looking at it.
[03:18:50]  I know y'all are getting off on it.
[03:18:52]  Keep looking at it.
[03:18:53]  Keep looking at Amy Daley.
[03:18:55]  Look at all the people in the chat room fanning their nuts.
[03:18:58]  Counting the dingleberries in their shit funnel watching this.
[03:19:01]  Look at this.
[03:19:03]  Oh, my God.
[03:19:03]  No.
[03:19:05]  I'm sorry.
[03:19:06]  I had to turn that off.
[03:19:07]  I had to turn that off.
[03:19:09]  That was too revealing.
[03:19:10]  I'm sorry.
[03:19:13]  Oh, my God.
[03:19:17]  Oh, my God.
[03:19:21]  Who did this, dude?
[03:19:22]  Who the fuck did this?
[03:19:26]  I'm serious.
[03:19:27]  Who the hell did this crap?
[03:19:29]  This is not funny.
[03:19:30]  This was recently done.
[03:19:32]  This is not fucking funny.
[03:19:39]  Oh, my God.
[03:19:41]  All right.
[03:19:42]  I've had enough.
[03:19:43]  I've had enough.
[03:19:45]  All right.
[03:19:45]  That's it.
[03:19:46]  All right.
[03:19:46]  I've had enough.
[03:19:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:19:50]  Well, y'all want to see more?
[03:19:52]  Shit, there's Amy Daly.
[03:19:54]  All right.
[03:19:54]  There it is.
[03:19:55]  Enough.
[03:19:57]  Enough.
[03:20:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:20:03]  Oh, shit.
[03:20:04]  Oh, no.
[03:20:04]  No.
[03:20:06]  She's fucking rocking out with her cock out, dude.
[03:20:08]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:09]  Y'all trying to get me knocked off YouTube for Christ's sake?
[03:20:13]  She's rocking out with her cock out.
[03:20:17]  All right.
[03:20:18]  Brooke 916.
[03:20:19]  I don't know.
[03:20:20]  I don't know where you found that.
[03:20:21]  I don't know who did that, but seriously, man, don't do that again.
[03:20:25]  All right.
[03:20:27]  I'm serious, man.
[03:20:28]  Don't do that shit again, man.
[03:20:31]  Oh, my God, dude.
[03:20:32]  That was.
[03:20:34]  I don't even know what to say after that.
[03:20:36]  I don't even know what to say after that.
[03:20:38]  Anyway, Anonymous requested this one, and they didn't leave any message or whatever.
[03:20:43]  So, Anonymous requested this $18 and $66 bucker.
[03:20:47]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:20:48]  Hold on.
[03:20:49]  Hold on.
[03:20:50]  This is a Temecula Popeyes fight.
[03:20:53]  Are you kidding me?

=== Popeyes Fight Video (14:50) ===

[03:20:54]  We got a fight.
[03:20:56]  Oh, man.
[03:20:56]  This is a Popeyes fight.
[03:20:57]  There's going to be a fight.
[03:20:59]  Let's play it.
[03:21:00]  Let's shoot me, Daddy.
[03:21:02]  But he's not even black.
[03:21:04]  Uh-oh.
[03:21:05]  Fuck you.
[03:21:06]  And I'll fucking kill you too.
[03:21:11]  Wow.
[03:21:13]  Can I get my sandwich?
[03:21:15]  He's not even fucked.
[03:21:17]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:19]  They're fighting over the fucking chicken sandwiches, dude.
[03:21:23]  I mean, what kind of fucking idiots are you?
[03:21:25]  You're fighting over a chicken sandwich.
[03:21:31]  Let's go.
[03:21:33]  What does he use?
[03:21:33]  Get your fucking car, bitch.
[03:21:35]  Get in your fucking car.
[03:21:37]  I'll fucking knock you out of the car.
[03:21:38]  Man, knock this kid out.
[03:21:40]  Knock this fucking kid out.
[03:21:42]  Knock this millennial piece of shit out.
[03:21:45]  Knock him out.
[03:21:47]  Tire off me, you pussy bitch.
[03:21:49]  I ate your fucking food!
[03:21:54]  Okay?
[03:21:58]  Well, I mean...
[03:22:00]  Fuck that shit.
[03:22:01]  I'm not killing this nigga bitch.
[03:22:03]  Man, come on, old man.
[03:22:04]  Knock this young fucking millennial on his ass.
[03:22:07]  Before that, we heard her.
[03:22:09]  Knock this fucking millennial on his ass.
[03:22:13]  Cussing at him in the car.
[03:22:16]  And then he had to smoke a cigarette to cool off.
[03:22:19]  He's a good man, and you treat him like shit.
[03:22:21]  You're a bitch of shit.
[03:22:22]  Oh, fuck you.
[03:22:23]  Oh, get in your fucking car.
[03:22:29]  Oh, he does have a point.
[03:22:30]  You're an ugly little bitch.
[03:22:31]  Stop.
[03:22:32]  Come on, man.
[03:22:33]  Don't let him treat your girl like that.
[03:22:34]  Fucking knock him out.
[03:22:36]  Knock him out.
[03:22:38]  Knock him the fuck out.
[03:22:39]  Come on, old man.
[03:22:41]  Knock him the fuck out.
[03:22:43]  Because we heard her.
[03:22:47]  Oh, she can't afford to go to jail.
[03:22:50]  Now, which one can afford to go to jail?
[03:22:53]  Wait a minute.
[03:22:53]  This is bad.
[03:22:55]  Get in the car.
[03:22:57]  I'm so glad we decided to go.
[03:22:58]  Oh, so she's the one.
[03:23:01]  She's the one.
[03:23:02]  Oh, shit.
[03:23:02]  He done pushed her.
[03:23:04]  Uh-oh.
[03:23:04]  Uh-oh.
[03:23:05]  Just go ahead.
[03:23:06]  Knock him the fuck out.
[03:23:07]  Knock him out.
[03:23:09]  Knock him the fuck out.
[03:23:10]  Come on, old man.
[03:23:12]  Fucking knock him out.
[03:23:14]  Knock him the fuck out.
[03:23:16]  Don't be a pussy.
[03:23:17]  Knock him out.
[03:23:20]  Oh, my lord.
[03:23:21]  I'm so glad we decided to get you a chicken sandwich.
[03:23:25]  Give me a car.
[03:23:26]  Yeah!
[03:23:28]  Knock him out.
[03:23:29]  Yeah, come on.
[03:23:31]  Does this lead to him?
[03:23:32]  Kick his ass!
[03:23:33]  Come on!
[03:23:34]  Back to jail.
[03:23:36]  He said back to jail!
[03:23:37]  I'll protect the car and snap her neck!
[03:23:40]  Oh! Oh shit!
[03:23:42]  OH MY GOD!
[03:23:43]  This guy's pushing chicks.
[03:23:45]  Go kick his ass.
[03:23:46]  What are you doing, you old big fucking overgrown idiot?
[03:23:49]  Kick that fucking idiot, millennial's ass!
[03:23:52]  Don't let him get away with that!
[03:23:54]  Kick his ass!
[03:23:56]  But you can't.
[03:23:58]  You can't, she hanging all out the window.
[03:24:00]  Now, you ain't gonna, no, he ain't gonna do a damn thing.
[03:24:08]  What?
[03:24:08]  Wow.
[03:24:09]  Hey, look at these big fat black bitches doing the fucking narration.
[03:24:12]  He ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.
[03:24:15]  No, you hit her first.
[03:24:17]  You hit her first.
[03:24:20]  I mean, is there gonna be a fight or what?
[03:24:22]  Is everybody just gonna be bitching and moaning here for fucking six minutes?
[03:24:28]  Oh, yeah.
[03:24:28]  Well, we'll take a look at it in just a second.
[03:24:31]  I mean, this fucking dude, let me tell you something.
[03:24:35]  This fucking millennial would have been laid out on the floor, bleeding in a puddle of his own blood and piss about three minutes ago.
[03:24:43]  All right, if this were me.
[03:24:44]  This fucking guy that's an old guy is in every right to kick the living shit out of him, but he's not doing it.
[03:24:50]  I don't get it.
[03:24:51]  I don't get it.
[03:24:53]  You better be throwing down together.
[03:24:54]  He ain't killing nobody.
[03:24:57]  I don't get it.
[03:24:58]  they're like, dang, ooh.
[03:25:07]  Oh, the girls are fighting.
[03:25:10]  Get in there and whoop his ass.
[03:25:12]  Yeah.
[03:25:13]  Yeah.
[03:25:14]  Whoop his fucking ass.
[03:25:20]  Whoop his fucking ass.
[03:25:22]  Kick his ass.
[03:25:27]  Kick his fucking millennial pussy with that.
[03:25:30]  Kick his ass!
[03:25:38]  Oh, you're coming.
[03:25:42]  All over the chicken sandwich.
[03:25:44]  All over the chicken sandwich.
[03:25:49]  Ooh, they got the big boy.
[03:25:51]  Look at the big boy.
[03:25:53]  They better give him some free chicken sandwiches.
[03:25:58]  Oh, there's a new sheriff in town.
[03:26:01]  Yep, you're going home, buddy.
[03:26:04]  Well, she should have stayed in the car.
[03:26:06]  You know, it's unfortunate.
[03:26:10]  You know, that's how the fucking police handle it.
[03:26:13]  You know, whoever's getting in the physical altercation first gets arrested.
[03:26:17]  Okay.
[03:26:18]  That's why this fucking big son of a bitch should have knocked that fucking millennial out and then just booked it.
[03:26:22]  All right.
[03:26:23]  They should have just knocked that millennial out and got the fuck out of there.
[03:26:26]  All right.
[03:26:28]  No, she didn't.
[03:26:29]  Why'd the police have to come, man?
[03:26:31]  That's a big boy right there.
[03:26:33]  They need to give him some chicken sandwiches.
[03:26:38]  Let me just turn my car.
[03:26:43]  We got sandwich and entertainment.
[03:26:45]  Man, can somebody shut these fucking fat black bitches the fuck up?
[03:26:50]  Yeah, man.
[03:26:50]  We got dinner and entertainment, baby.
[03:26:52]  Yeah, baby.
[03:26:54]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:26:55]  Yes.
[03:26:56]  Big man in a blue shirt?
[03:26:58]  No, what they doing?
[03:26:59]  With an ER.
[03:27:01]  No, he didn't.
[03:27:02]  He said it with an A.
[03:27:03]  He said, he didn't say.
[03:27:05]  He did not call them up.
[03:27:10]  Just watching.
[03:27:13]  No, they're just people.
[03:27:16]  He's the crackhead.
[03:27:17]  Yeah, come stand over here because we saw it all.
[03:27:20]  We got it on the video.
[03:27:21]  I mean, this big fat cop doesn't know shit from Shino.
[03:27:25]  I mean, this fucking cop is like fucking a year away from a heart attack and he's out here thinking he's some big billy badass.
[03:27:33]  Okay.
[03:27:35]  That's what happens when you have to wait in the line for an hour and a half, okay?
[03:27:39]  Yeah.
[03:27:43]  People just getting out of line.
[03:27:45]  Wait a minute.
[03:27:45]  Wait a minute.
[03:27:46]  Girl, just calm down now.
[03:27:48]  Girl, why?
[03:27:50]  He hit the girl first.
[03:27:51]  That's true.
[03:27:54]  Oh, my God.
[03:27:55]  That was stupid.
[03:27:56]  That was a stupid.
[03:27:58]  I thought it was going to get more serious than that, dude.
[03:28:00]  I mean, that was a shitty fight.
[03:28:02]  And by the way, why is everybody fighting and killing each other over a fucking chicken sandwich, dude?
[03:28:07]  It's a shitty fucking chicken sandwich.
[03:28:11]  Okay.
[03:28:12]  I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:28:14]  I can't believe people, you know, I mean, it's just, it's.
[03:28:17]  Ain't that America?
[03:28:20]  The home of the free.
[03:28:22]  Ain't that America?
[03:28:25]  You and me.
[03:28:27]  Ain't that America?
[03:28:29]  And by the way, Captain Hook donated eight bucks for an image for me to watch.
[03:28:33]  Wait, what is this?
[03:28:34]  What the hell is this, Captain Hook?
[03:28:37]  What the hell is this?
[03:28:38]  How the hell are...
[03:28:39]  Don't fuck yourself.
[03:28:41]  All right.
[03:28:41]  Yeah, real funny image, you piece of shit.
[03:28:44]  Fucking Captain Hook.
[03:28:45]  I thought you were on my side.
[03:28:47]  All right, asshole, but I guess not.
[03:28:49]  All right, let's get to the last $18.66 bucker.
[03:28:53]  This is by Aaron Luis Camarelli.
[03:28:56]  Start, excuse me, from your favorite YouTubers from Oz.
[03:29:01]  Your favorite YouTubers from Oz.
[03:29:03]  All right, what is this?
[03:29:06]  Aaron Luis Camarelli requested this.
[03:29:11]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:29:12]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:29:13]  What is this?
[03:29:13]  From your favorite YouTubers from Oz.
[03:29:15]  What is this?
[03:29:16]  I am sorry.
[03:29:19]  I would have knocked that idiot out.
[03:29:21]  What?
[03:29:23]  I would have knocked out that idiot.
[03:29:25]  Well, no shit hit him.
[03:29:28]  I mean, that's what you're supposed to do.
[03:29:29]  This guy getting all loud and shit.
[03:29:31]  You knock him out and get the fuck out of there, dude.
[03:29:32]  That's what that's what any man would have done.
[03:29:37]  Wait a minute.
[03:29:38]  Hi.
[03:29:40]  Who the hell is this?
[03:29:43]  I can see.
[03:29:44]  Sorry.
[03:29:45]  I got the free television, which is the Nutella strawberries for Madonna.
[03:29:50]  What is this?
[03:29:51]  And a hot chocolate.
[03:30:00]  And Can you tell me what's happening with my eyeball?
[03:30:04]  Oh, no, we got another dono here.
[03:30:05]  Who is this?
[03:30:06]  Captain Hook Trump 2020, by the way.
[03:30:08]  Oh, yeah, you sure?
[03:30:10]  You sure?
[03:30:14]  This Nutella hot chocolate is like to die for, and Kaylee is yet to try.
[03:30:19]  All right, Aaron Luis Camarelli, I guess, is a listener to the broadcast.
[03:30:24]  I'm judging you.
[03:30:26]  That just goes to show you how many chicks are listening to the broadcast.
[03:30:30]  You gotta drink that.
[03:30:32]  Oh, I like you a lot.
[03:30:34]  And these females are from Australia.
[03:30:36]  I can't fault this place.
[03:30:40]  What happened, dude?
[03:30:42]  I'm the hot, dude.
[03:30:45]  What the fuck, man?
[03:30:48]  What the fuck happened?
[03:30:50]  I didn't do nothing.
[03:30:52]  I didn't do nothing, man.
[03:30:55]  Fucking shit.
[03:30:56]  It's these fucking $18.66 buckers, man.
[03:31:00]  It's their fucking fault, man.
[03:31:03]  It's their fucking fault.
[03:31:04]  God damn it.
[03:31:07]  I shouldn't have fucking done it, man.
[03:31:09]  You know what I mean?
[03:31:10]  I shouldn't have fucking done these $18.66 buckers, man.
[03:31:14]  I knew this was going to fucking get me into some shit with YouTube, man.
[03:31:18]  I knew this was going to get me into some fucking shit with YouTube, man.
[03:31:25]  What is this?
[03:31:25]  $5,000 Obama PC.
[03:31:27]  Wait, what am I?
[03:31:28]  I'm back on?
[03:31:29]  I'm back on.
[03:31:30]  Okay, great.
[03:31:30]  Yeah, fuck you.
[03:31:31]  All right.
[03:31:32]  $5,000 Obama PC.
[03:31:34]  I thought I got knocked offline.
[03:31:36]  All right.
[03:31:37]  I was in the middle of watching these chicks who are obviously fans of the ghost show from down under.
[03:31:45]  All right.
[03:31:46]  Erin Louise Camarelli and her friends out here.
[03:31:48]  I'm judging you.
[03:31:50]  All right.
[03:31:50]  We got a lot of chicks listening to the broadcast.
[03:31:55]  What?
[03:31:56]  What is it?
[03:31:57]  Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair $5,000 Obama PC.
[03:32:01]  Can't even play a few YouTube videos.
[03:32:04]  Look, fuck you, asshole.
[03:32:05]  All right.
[03:32:06]  Fuck off.
[03:32:07]  Fleep.
[03:32:07]  Ghost, man.
[03:32:08]  Can't believe you got banned.
[03:32:09]  What the fuck?
[03:32:10]  You need to stop the $18.66 or you're going to get deleted.
[03:32:14]  I know, dude.
[03:32:15]  Especially.
[03:32:16]  Hey, look, these fucking idiots continue on.
[03:32:18]  Dude, even after I tell them to stop.
[03:32:21]  Even if I tell them to stop, they keep doing it, man.
[03:32:26]  If I'm such a strong man, why do I need substances to deal with reality?
[03:32:30]  I don't need substances to deal with reality.
[03:32:33]  What are you talking about, man?
[03:32:34]  I use substances to go to sleep.
[03:32:37]  I mean, I'm sober throughout my days when I have to conduct business and shit like that.
[03:32:41]  As a matter of fact, I'm sober now.
[03:32:43]  I mean, I've only had one fucking beer, for Christ's sake.
[03:32:46]  As a matter of fact, you sons of bitches with these goddamn $18.66 buckers have been eating into my drinking time.
[03:32:54]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[03:32:56]  There's Captain Hook again.
[03:32:58]  Yeah, no shit.
[03:32:59]  It's my life.
[03:33:02]  Don't you forget.
[03:33:05]  Caught in the crap.
[03:33:09]  It never ends.
[03:33:14]  It's my life.
[03:33:16]  All right, let's go ahead and get to the last $18.66 bucker.
[03:33:21]  Dude, it's already 12.15 in the morning out here at the Go Show Studios.
[03:33:26]  I still got to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
[03:33:30]  So let's calm our asses down.
[03:33:32]  All right.
[03:33:33]  I mean, seriously, let's calm our asses down and let's see if we can get on with the show here because it's getting damn late out here.
[03:33:41]  What the fuck is this?
[03:33:43]  Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[03:33:46]  Yo, what do we have here?
[03:33:48]  Another fucking Ram Ranch?
[03:33:50]  What is this?
[03:33:51]  A Jungle Fever Ram Ranch.
[03:33:56]  A Jungle Fever Ram Ranch.
[03:33:58]  Ah, fucking hell.
[03:34:02]  How many of these goddamn Ram Ranches are there, man?
[03:34:06]  Seriously.
[03:34:09]  WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
[03:34:14]  Oh my god!
[03:34:18]  That sounds gross.
[03:34:21]  I can smell the butt crack from here, can't you?
[03:34:24]  Here, take a sniff.
[03:34:26]  Scratch and sniff.
[03:34:29]  I can smell the dirty butt crack, dude.
[03:34:31]  It's fucking disgusting.
[03:34:34]  I'm gonna fucking fucking throw a white.
[03:34:38]  Dude, this is Ram Ranch.
[03:34:40]  This is the freak that says we're gonna do the Ram Ranch song.
[03:34:48]  Smelling up this whole goddamn place like butt crack.
[03:34:54]  All right, I've had enough, dude.
[03:34:56]  I mean, this is so fucking perverted.
[03:34:59]  This is so disgusting, man.
[03:35:02]  Justin Connor and Sack buttholes in the air.
[03:35:06]  I mean, is this Brant McDonald?
[03:35:08]  Is he a pause hole?
[03:35:10]  Is Brad McDonald a pause hole?
[03:35:12]  I'm willing to put my money on saying yes.
[03:35:16]  Okay.
[03:35:17]  Huge heard cocks, heard his rocks.
[03:35:20]  Yeah, this is Dooba Dude's anthem or something, all right?
[03:35:24]  All right, somebody forward this to Dooba Dude.
[03:35:27]  Fucking fucking fucking those white boys.
[03:35:30]  All right, get this, get this shit out of here.
[03:35:33]  All right, get this shit.
[03:35:34]  This is fucking disgusting, dude.
[03:35:36]  How many fucking ram ranches are there?
[03:35:38]  All right, yeah, thanks a lot, Red Eyes, Black Dragon.
[03:35:42]  Real fucking funny.
[03:35:43]  All right, look, no more donating, okay?

=== Bonzie Buddy Anthem (04:53) ===

[03:35:45]  No more fucking donating to text-to-speech.
[03:35:48]  All right, you know what I'm gonna do here for the next 10 minutes?
[03:35:51]  I'm gonna do me.
[03:35:54]  You fucking fuck Bungee, buddy.
[03:35:55]  Look, if you all keep doing this, I'm gonna end the show.
[03:35:59]  Listen, if you all keep fucking doing the $18.66 bucker, I'm gonna end the fucking show.
[03:36:06]  Because I'm not gonna stay on here until 3 fucking in the morning and then have you expect me to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
[03:36:14]  All right.
[03:36:15]  I'm not fucking around.
[03:36:16]  All right.
[03:36:17]  This is the last $18.66 bucker I'm doing.
[03:36:21]  And if you keep fucking donating, I'm just going to end the show.
[03:36:24]  All right.
[03:36:25]  And you can all shove your fucking shout outs and your goddamn ridiculous fucking radio graffiti.
[03:36:31]  You can all shove them up your ass.
[03:36:33]  All right?
[03:36:34]  Because I'm sick and tired of you fucking people not listening.
[03:36:39]  Of you people thinking that you're above the rules and shit.
[03:36:45]  Play Bonzie Buddy's fucking video for heaven's sake.
[03:36:49]  Whatever the hell this is.
[03:36:50]  What is this?
[03:36:51]  The year is 1999 and the internet has just been introduced.
[03:36:56]  All right, who's who did this?
[03:36:57]  Alright, I'm just gonna end the fucking show.
[03:36:59]  I'm ending the fucking show.
[03:37:00]  I hope that this opens your eyes to the business.
[03:37:02]  Yeah, but fuck you.
[03:37:03]  All right, fuck you.
[03:37:04]  I'm just ending the fucking show.
[03:37:06]  Fuck you.
[03:37:06]  Y'all don't want to listen.
[03:37:07]  My name is Monlee.
[03:37:09]  Y'all don't want to fucking listen.
[03:37:11]  I'm getting out of here.
[03:37:12]  And I'm going to make it before last fall.
[03:37:14]  It was just a simple freeware.
[03:37:16]  I'm going to make it before last fall.
[03:37:19]  I've told you to stop.
[03:37:20]  And even tell Joe.
[03:37:21]  I've told you to stop.
[03:37:23]  But by 2000, people wanted nothing to do with Bonzie Buddy.
[03:37:29]  With its deserved reputation as being a manipulative piece of adware that spied on its users.
[03:37:34]  And yet, even after the public backlash and legal trouble that sank the company, the people behind Bonzie Buddy still have an online ad business running to this day.
[03:37:44]  What happened?
[03:37:46]  This is LDR Tech Tales, where we take a look at noteworthy stories of technological inspiration, failure, and everything in between.
[03:37:53]  This episode tells the tale of the Internet's favorite hated downloadable assistant, Bonzi Buddy.
[03:38:00]  Our story begins in 1997 with the release of Microsoft Agent.
[03:38:06]  This was a software package distributed through Windows 98 and the Microsoft website that used interactive animated computers.
[03:38:13]  Who gives a shit?
[03:38:14]  The idea was to make computer interactions easier and more natural by using a conversational system instead of the traditional Windows menus and desktop metaphor interfaces.
[03:38:24]  While it began as an offshoot of the actors in Microsoft Bob, the high-profile failure of a Windows shell released two years prior, Agent was a separate product entirely.
[03:38:34]  Each of the four agent characters could communicate with users through interactive speech bubbles, voice recognition, and text-to-speech functionality.
[03:38:42]  The whole idea was to do what Microsoft Bob failed at and bring virtual assistance to computing.
[03:38:47]  And these were included in everything from Microsoft Office 97 in the form of Clip It the Paperclip, aka Clippy, to Windows XP's search function in the form of Rover the Dog.
[03:38:58]  But while Microsoft intended for these freely released agents to be used by everyone to improve the computing experience, others saw the potential for more profit.
[03:39:07]  Enter the Bonzie family, and specifically Joe and Jay Bonzie, who started their own company in 1993, Bonzie Software.
[03:39:15]  Since 1995, they'd been selling a $30 piece of software called Voice Email.
[03:39:21]  Ambitiously declaring itself the next wave in online communications, Voice Email was a browser software plug-in that lets you record and compress short sound recordings and send them through your email.
[03:39:32]  Who gives a shit?
[03:39:33]  Successful enough to support the product with more fans!
[03:39:37]  And what?
[03:39:38]  What?
[03:39:39]  Who donated?
[03:39:40]  Empty Threatler.
[03:39:42]  Dude, listen, I'm not joking.
[03:39:44]  After I'm done with these $18, I'm fucking done, dude.
[03:39:47]  I'm not empty threatening.
[03:39:48]  All right.
[03:39:49]  Fuck you, okay?
[03:39:51]  Fuck you.
[03:39:52]  I'm telling you all to stop.
[03:39:54]  You don't want to stop, so you've got to be punished like a bunch of fucking stupid autists, all right?
[03:39:59]  Since y'all don't want to fucking learn for heaven's sake, man.
[03:40:02]  But eventually, standalone email clients like Eudora started including similar functionality as well, taking away some of Voice Email's thunder.
[03:40:10]  It was around this time that Microsoft's agents started gaining traction with the release of Windows 98 in Office 97, as well as a sizable number of websites and independent programs built using the technology.
[03:40:22]  One of these programs was Bonzie Buddy, first released by Bonzie Software in the latter half of 1999.
[03:40:29]  And really, it wasn't anything particularly special.
[03:40:32]  For one thing, there were tons of these agent-based desktop assistant applications funny the internet around the same time.

=== Done With This Shit (11:29) ===

[03:40:39]  I'm only gonna let this go further a few more custom characters who gives it contrast.
[03:40:44]  Bonzie Buddy didn't even include its own artwork.
[03:40:47]  It simply took the files from the existing PD the Parrot package from Microsoft and called it a day.
[03:40:53]  Hello there!
[03:40:54]  I don't believe we've been properly introduced.
[03:40:57]  I'm PD.
[03:40:58]  But Bonzie Buddy soon set itself apart.
[03:41:01]  In May of the year 2000, the next iteration of Bonzie Buddy was released and featured the titular Bonzie.
[03:41:07]  A pre-rendering shit up.
[03:41:10]  All right, we fucking get it.
[03:41:12]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:41:14]  All right, look, this is the last one, and I'm out of here, dude.
[03:41:16]  I told you fuckers to stop donating.
[03:41:18]  You don't want to stop.
[03:41:19]  You want to think that you're so fucking cute and shit.
[03:41:22]  Fuck you, all right?
[03:41:24]  Who's that?
[03:41:24]  Enjoy requested this.
[03:41:26]  What?
[03:41:26]  What is this?
[03:41:28]  No balls.
[03:41:29]  He's not going anywhere.
[03:41:31]  Garble is here.
[03:41:32]  He's in our little hair.
[03:41:33]  Well, fuck off, all right?
[03:41:35]  Fuck off.
[03:41:38]  And fuck you, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[03:41:40]  I gave you 300 tonight, so you're obligated for radio group.
[03:41:43]  I'm not obligated for shit.
[03:41:45]  I played your fucking fake little goddamn video, and that's it.
[03:41:50]  All right, and what is this?
[03:41:52]  Enjoy.
[03:41:54]  I hope this opens your eyes to the truth.
[03:41:56]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:41:57]  Enjoy created this.
[03:41:58]  What is this?
[03:42:00]  I hope this opens your eyes to what truth.
[03:42:02]  This is Akron Weiss's Brooklyn office.
[03:42:04]  Our colleagues over at Vice Germany recently met up with some men who like to dress up like latex female dolls.
[03:42:10]  What the fuck, dude?
[03:42:19]  I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
[03:42:23]  To dress up like latex dolls.
[03:42:29]  Hello, I'd like to introduce me.
[03:42:32]  I am Kim Now.
[03:42:33]  Oh my god.
[03:42:34]  Dressed as a French knight and I am ready for taking my duties.
[03:42:41]  Oh, female masking is an underground community of this old man.
[03:42:52]  Look at this old fucking man over here.
[03:42:56]  Wait a minute.
[03:42:56]  It's that what's that up?
[03:42:58]  Hold on.
[03:42:59]  Go back.
[03:43:00]  Go back.
[03:43:02]  What's that up?
[03:43:02]  Fucking.
[03:43:03]  What was that?
[03:43:03]  A latex puss?
[03:43:05]  To do this, they wear a type of second shoe.
[03:43:07]  He's wearing a latex puss.
[03:43:09]  Gen silicone suit, face masks, and pistols.
[03:43:12]  Oh, God.
[03:43:14]  There are a lot of people who like to dress up as a doll.
[03:43:18]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:22]  They're adults.
[03:43:23]  Now, several thousands of dollars doing this.
[03:43:27]  This is not only in Europe, it is.
[03:43:30]  This is Germany.
[03:43:31]  And they're wondering why they got taken over by wild jehudies.
[03:43:37]  He experimented a bit and developed his first female mask.
[03:43:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:40]  With the internet, female masking quickly turned into a global trend.
[03:43:44]  Today, most female masters are from the US, UK, and Germany.
[03:43:48]  Oh, my.
[03:43:52]  I don't even know what to say about this.
[03:43:55]  I don't even know what to say.
[03:44:00]  And you see, dude, you'll keep fucking donating.
[03:44:03]  You see this shit, dude?
[03:44:04]  You asked how many Ram Ranches there are, so here's the latest.
[03:44:08]  Sorry for the late donation.
[03:44:09]  I got home from the gym not long ago.
[03:44:11]  Whatever.
[03:44:12]  I've been listening for a bit.
[03:44:14]  Whatever.
[03:44:17]  Doesn't matter.
[03:44:17]  I'm ending this shit after this anyway.
[03:44:19]  I'm fucking tired of this shit.
[03:44:22]  I mean, look at what they're making me watch.
[03:44:26]  Look at what these sick fucking internet people are making me watch.
[03:44:29]  Fucking sick ass old man that like to dress up as silicone women.
[03:44:34]  When I am in this outfit, I am hanging out.
[03:44:40]  Can you tell me how you started with?
[03:44:43]  I don't want to know.
[03:44:44]  Very simple.
[03:44:46]  I was interested in mosques.
[03:44:49]  And one reason was I didn't like my face.
[03:44:54]  And I like to be another person.
[03:44:58]  And a great digs that you're living in, by the way, too, man.
[03:45:02]  This guy that's leading the Silicon Woman Revolution.
[03:45:06]  Look at the digs here.
[03:45:08]  Oh, look at this.
[03:45:08]  He's got a little shit refrigerator on top of another little shit refrigerator on top of a fucking microwave oven.
[03:45:16]  That's fucking.
[03:45:19]  That's fucking great.
[03:45:20]  This guy, I mean, give me a fucking break.
[03:45:22]  And this guy looks like a fucking 60 or 70 year old piece of shit.
[03:45:26]  If you are literally a 60 or 70 year old piece of shit and you've got a little refrigerator on top of another little refrigerator on top of a goddamn microwave, you fucked up in life.
[03:45:39]  You done goofed in life, dude.
[03:45:42]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:45:44]  I show you within a half minute you look different.
[03:45:50]  Oh my god.
[03:45:51]  All right.
[03:45:52]  I'm done with this shit, dude.
[03:45:53]  Fuck this guy.
[03:45:54]  All right.
[03:45:55]  Oh, my God.
[03:45:56]  I don't want to fucking look at this.
[03:45:57]  This is fucking dis.
[03:45:58]  I'm sorry.
[03:45:59]  This is fucking disgusting, man.
[03:46:01]  All right.
[03:46:01]  Enjoy.
[03:46:02]  Yeah.
[03:46:02]  Fuck you.
[03:46:03]  All right.
[03:46:04]  And look, look, I would like to try to finish all the other rest of the broadcast, but I can't do it.
[03:46:13]  And then, look, it's already said that I've already done copyrighted material.
[03:46:18]  So this fucking show is probably not going to be off.
[03:46:23]  Whatever, dude.
[03:46:24]  Whatever.
[03:46:24]  Engineers.
[03:46:25]  I don't really give a shit.
[03:46:27]  I'm not fucking around.
[03:46:28]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:46:30]  This is your average European male.
[03:46:32]  They are too busy dressing up in rubber and pretending to be women to stop us.
[03:46:37]  Meanwhile, their women wear the hijab and convert to Islam.
[03:46:40]  Europe is dead, and we will claim it all.
[03:46:44]  Well, tell that to Nick Fuentes, okay?
[03:46:46]  Tell that to fucking Nick Fuentes, for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:46:50]  All right, look, I'm done with this shit, dude.
[03:46:52]  I've told you all to stop fucking donating.
[03:46:54]  You keep donating.
[03:46:55]  I'm not staying up till 2-3 in the morning, dude.
[03:46:58]  I've got to do a Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
[03:47:01]  And if you fucking idiots want me to show up for Saturday Night Troll Show, I'm not going to stay up until 2 or 3 in the fucking morning today.
[03:47:09]  And I know you fucking dickheads.
[03:47:11]  You're going to want me to stay up for 2, 3, 4 in the morning tomorrow.
[03:47:14]  I'm not doing it, man.
[03:47:16]  All right.
[03:47:16]  I'm not doing it.
[03:47:17]  You all go fuck yourself.
[03:47:18]  Here's aesthetics gay music.
[03:47:20]  All right.
[03:47:21]  Here's aesthetics gay Ram Ranch music that he requested that he probably works out to.
[03:47:27]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:47:28]  It's off here.
[03:47:30]  Here it is.
[03:47:31]  What?
[03:47:32]  Stop donating.
[03:47:34]  Yeah, bass Tim McCrab.
[03:47:35]  Yeah, whatever.
[03:47:36]  Yo, what do we see coming up to the cock ship?
[03:47:40]  I'm done with this shit.
[03:47:41]  I mean, you see what I'm saying, man?
[03:47:42]  Spacecraft beyond words.
[03:47:48]  S-A-J-W-N.
[03:47:53]  I'm done, dude.
[03:47:54]  I'm done.
[03:47:54]  I'm sorry, man.
[03:47:58]  I'm done, dude.
[03:47:59]  I'm sorry.
[03:48:00]  Yo, Rawling.
[03:48:01]  What?
[03:48:03]  Somebody just donated again.
[03:48:05]  Darkside Phil donated.
[03:48:07]  Some idiot named Darkside Phil.
[03:48:09]  And here we go with another video.
[03:48:11]  You see what I'm saying, dude?
[03:48:13]  You see, I'm not going to sit here and fucking stay up for two in the morning, dude.
[03:48:17]  I'm not.
[03:48:18]  If I do, not only am I gonna cut this show off, I'm not showing up tomorrow.
[03:48:22]  See, I'll go fucking.
[03:48:23]  Sean's boy boy, stripped naked, gonna be buttfucked.
[03:48:27]  Sean's huge heard 12-inch cock, Hernandez Rock.
[03:48:31]  Gonna fucking fucking fuck that boy.
[03:48:33]  Yo, Rolly, gonna ride Sean's huge yard 12-inch cock up and down up the darkness.
[03:48:39]  I'm done with this shit, dude.
[03:48:40]  I'm done.
[03:48:41]  I'm sorry.
[03:48:42]  I'm done with this shit.
[03:48:45]  And obviously, this is what aesthetic works out to.
[03:48:50]  Yo, what do we see aboard the cock ship?
[03:48:54]  University Miami Fratoys.
[03:48:58]  48 Pledge Boys.
[03:49:00]  I mean, who listens to this shit shit?
[03:49:04]  Who listens to this shit?
[03:49:05]  You fucking shit.
[03:49:07]  Who listens to it?
[03:49:12]  Pledge boys.
[03:49:14]  Begging and begging for more.
[03:49:15]  Begging and begging for more.
[03:49:18]  Fucking and fucking and fucking those Pledge Boys.
[03:49:20]  Yo.
[03:49:24]  This is so fucking.
[03:49:25]  University of Miami stud boys.
[03:49:27]  Huge yard 12-inch cocks.
[03:49:29]  What the fuck, dude?
[03:49:31]  Fuckin' fuckin' fuck Pledge Boys!
[03:49:33]  Pledge Boys suckin' and lickin' and suckin' and lickin' and suckin' and lickin' Huge herds, cocks, herds as rocks!
[03:49:41]  This is all I've been listening to all fucking night.
[03:49:45]  This is the kind of garbage that I've been subjected to.
[03:49:48]  And you all want me to continue, man?
[03:49:50]  FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
[03:49:57]  Alright, I'm done, dude.
[03:49:59]  I'm done with this shit.
[03:50:00]  I'm done with this shit.
[03:50:01]  I'm done with this show.
[03:50:06]  Begging and begging for cum.
[03:50:08]  Begging and begging for cum.
[03:50:10]  Come a flowing, come afloat, come afloat.
[03:50:14]  All right, I'm done with this shit.
[03:50:16]  I'm done.
[03:50:17]  I'm done with this shit.
[03:50:19]  I'm done with this shit, dude.
[03:50:21]  I'm not fucking around.
[03:50:23]  And some idiot named Darkseide Phil, you see, they keep donating these $18.66 bucker man.
[03:50:29]  I'm not going to do radio graffiti.
[03:50:30]  I'm not doing shout-outs.
[03:50:31]  It's already going to be 1230 in the morning.
[03:50:34]  All right, it's going to be 12:30 in the morning, and I've still got to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, you fucking dickheads.
[03:50:43]  Listen, if I do shout-outs, I'm not coming tomorrow.
[03:50:46]  I'm not coming here tomorrow.
[03:50:47]  I'm telling you right now, okay?
[03:50:50]  I'm not even fucking around.
[03:50:52]  If y'all keep doing this shit, I'm not coming here tomorrow.
[03:50:55]  Y'all go fuck yourselves, dude.
[03:50:56]  All right, fucking piece of shit.
[03:50:59]  Anyway, Darkseide Phil requested this.
[03:51:02]  Go ahead and play it.
[03:51:03]  Dark side.
[03:51:05]  What?
[03:51:06]  Patiently waiting.
[03:51:07]  What is this?
[03:51:08]  Hey, ghost, been on call.
[03:51:10]  Just got home from work.
[03:51:12]  Hope you and the listeners are having a great night.
[03:51:14]  Dude, somebody has been pretending to be you and being hammered.
[03:51:17]  All right.
[03:51:18]  Somebody has been pretending to be you and be fucking hammered.
[03:51:21]  I thought you were at a bar or something getting smashed.
[03:51:26]  Alright, look, go ahead and play this fuckin' shit for Darkseid Phil, whoever the hell this is.
[03:51:35]  What the fuck is this?
[03:51:50]  I'm fuckin'...
[03:51:51]  I'm sick, dude.
[03:51:55]  Oh, my God.
[03:51:57]  You fucking piece of shit.
[03:51:59]  All right.
[03:52:01]  Fucking fuck you.
[03:52:02]  I'm out of here.
[03:52:02]  Fuck you people.
[03:52:04]  Fuck all of you people.
[03:52:08]  Fuck all.