Ghost frames the DC establishment as an illegal impediment to President Trump, dismissing the impeachment as a sham based on hearsay from Bill Taylor and Adam Schiff. He attacks Eric Ciaramella's whistleblower status while blaming Obama for millennial mortality via student loans and rising healthcare costs, citing the Baby Alfie case as proof of state-run healthcare failures. The broadcast devolves into chaotic rants against chat trolls, including accusations of autism and transgender identities, before Ghost abruptly ends the show to avoid "cyber vermin" ruining his archives. [Automatically generated summary]
It's another edition of The Ghost Show, episode 117.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
Let everybody you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show, episode 117, is live and in effect, baby.
The Impeachment Premise00:15:37
You know what time it is.
You know what it is.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
And let them know we are live.
And right here, The Ghost Show is where you get your straight political dope.
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
It's the DC establishment against a duly elected president and Donald Trump.
Spread it around the internets and spread it around the world.
Episode 117.
You damn right.
And let me tell you, we really gave it to Nick Fuentes the last show, folks.
All right?
We made Nick Fuentes look like a goddamn red-headed, four-eyed, beaten, freckled stepchild, boy.
But now we're going to move on to other things.
Episode 117, The Ghost Show.
All right, take me out, Engineer.
Take me out.
All right.
Thank you all very much for tuning in to another episode of The Ghost Show.
course i'm the host the man they call ghost episode 117 and before we move on to anything here in the broadcast i do want to say oh jesus Fucking hurry up.
Get out of your system, dude.
Get out of your stupid fucking troll system.
All right.
We got serious business to talk about.
Looks more like he's going to lose the troll war and stuff.
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
I ain't losing shit.
All right.
Excuse my French for so early in the broadcast.
All right.
Nigger.
And look, I don't condone what this idiot just donated on text-to-speech.
These people are racist pieces of trash.
These are probably Nick Fuente's followers here.
Ghost was crying because he found out impeachment is imminent.
Impeachment ain't imminent, dude.
Shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole with that DNC propaganda, all right?
Now, before we start talking about this bogus, illegal Democrat impeachment against the duly elected president, I do want to say that yours truly, oh my God, M Cook in the house.
$50 bill, dude, cheers to M Cook.
And watch all the hater aid in the chat room, baby.
Look at all the hater aid in the chat room.
Hey, G, I love this show.
Thank you, M Cook, dude.
And watch, watch all the hater aid and cheers to M Cook making it rain on you trolls, baby.
Making it rain on you, trolls, baby.
Now, once again, I do want to say the last episode, if you did not listen to it, I made Nick Fuentes, all right, this Mexican leader of a white nationalist movement in America out here, I made him look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, all right?
I mean, I just completely took off the belt, took this stupid, dumb son of a bitch to the woodshed, and there ain't nothing he can say about it for Christ's sake, all right?
And I don't want to discuss him anymore.
If you want to talk about it, you want to listen to it, go to the last episode in the archive, episode 116, if you want to listen to that.
Good morning, ghost.
of you to eventually show up.
This week I invested in the plastic tubing industry and ate an absolute stack of ice.
Can you shove your plastic tubing up your ass, please?
All right, seriously.
Come on.
All right, I've got serious stuff to talk about out here.
I wouldn't be surprised if these were Nick Fuentes fans, all right?
Anyway, look, I want to talk about the impeachment right off the bat, folks, because today was the first day of the public impeachment hearings conducted by the House Intelligence Committee, which I think is completely unbelievable that the House has given the House Intelligence Committee the authority to conduct this investigation into this so-called impeachment, all right?
Now, first and foremost, folks, the Democrats are ruining the country with this bogus illegal impeachment bullshit, okay?
I mean, I think that it is wrong what the Democrats are doing out here.
I mean, impeachment is serious business, okay?
And this president did not nothing, did not nothing, all right, to warrant any kind of impeachment whatsoever, okay?
And by the way, as I was stating, today was supposed to be the first big premiere of the public hearings of the impeachment.
And did you see the star witness of this guy?
What the hell is this guy's name?
What's his name?
Bill Taylor.
Have y'all, did y'all see the testimony of this dumb son of a bitch is supposed to be the star witness to the Democrats?
Let me go ahead and let you listen to one minute, a little over one minute of his testimony, and this boils down the whole bogus illegal impeachment.
All right, go ahead.
Let me go ahead and play this.
All right, play the PC shot.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Here we have Bill Taylor, okay, the so-called star witness to the first day of the public impeachment hearings.
Why don't you just listen to what he says in this little tidbit here?
Go ahead and play it.
Last Friday, a member of my staff told me of events that occurred on July 26th.
Now, hold on, pause it right there.
Now, did you hear him?
My staff.
My staff told me.
Did you see how he began this ridiculous little banter?
My staff told me.
All right.
I mean, you've got to be shitting me.
All right.
This is literally today.
The whole testimony, everything that you saw today in the impeachment trial, the first day of the impeachment hearings, was nothing but hearsay of hearsay.
Hearsay of hearsay.
This dumb idiot, Bill Taylor, this mid-level bureaucrat, this, you know, bureaucrat that's supposed to be connected to the Ukraine or something, this dumb son of a bitch literally let in with my staff told me.
Let's put it back so y'all can hear it one more again.
All right.
What is it?
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
Look, can you shut up?
Can you wait for the text-to-speeches here for a second?
God damn it.
I've got serious business to talk about.
All right, listen to the star witness by the Democrats one more again and talk and listen to him.
He said, my staff told me about a conversation.
My staff told me.
This is hearsay of hearsay.
Play it.
Last Friday, a member of my staff told me of events that occurred on July 26th.
While Ambassador Volcker and I, Volcker, and I visited the front, this member of my staff accompanied Ambassador Sondlin.
Ambassador Sondlin met with Mr. Yerbach.
Following that meeting, in the presence of my staff at a restaurant, Ambassador Sondon called President Trump and told him of his meetings in Kyiv.
The member of my staff could hear President Trump on the phone.
Member of my staff.
Massor Sondlin told President Trump the Ukrainians were ready to move forward.
Following the call with President Trump, the member of my staff asked Ambassador Sondlin what President Trump thought about Ukraine.
Ambassador Solon responded that President Trump cares more about the investigations of Biden, which Giuliani was pressing for.
At the time I gave my deposition on October 22nd, I was not aware of this information.
Yeah, you want to know why you weren't aware of it because your fucking staff told you, Bill Taylor.
And you know what this really comes down to, folks?
If you really listen to the testimony today in the public impeachment hearing that's being brought on by these anti-American Democrats, you know what it comes down to?
What?
Okay, boomer, what?
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
I'm doing me, all right?
Let me tell you something.
What's happening here is a travesty to American justice.
I'll tell you that right now.
Their star witness came out and said, well, my staff told me and my staff overheard and my staff did this.
You know what this comes down to, folks?
This is nothing more than a bunch of mid-level bureaucrats hollering about who should have more authority over what.
That's literally what it comes down to.
That's your problem.
I almost did, but when I told them that.
That's your fucking problem.
Antiques in Boring Land.
Whatever the fuck that means, you piece of shit.
Fuck you, ghosts.
Fuck you, too.
All right, asshole.
You're probably a Democrat, you fucking Nick Fuente slumber.
Happy Mad Minority Monday.
We have a bunch of mad little through the bottom of your wheelchair.
Oh, Christ.
It's Wednesday.
All right, let's just forget about these idiots talking this stupid garbage over text-to-speech.
Y'all heard the so-called star witness by the Democrats, Bill Taylor, basically giving testimony about hearsay of hearsay.
Okay?
And this is what I don't understand, folks.
This whole impeachment inquiry is a joke.
The whole concept of this impeachment inquiry was that supposedly Trump was holding money over the head of the Ukraine just to see if he can have the Ukraine investigate the Bidens.
That's literally what this is about.
If Trump were impeached, doesn't mean his removal from office, you fucking faggots.
Trump's Trump 2020 is right.
This is a joke.
Thank you, Fat Marshall, dude.
Okay, let me tell you, it ain't going to happen.
I mean, like the president said today when asked about it.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and listen to the president when asked about the impeachment inquiry.
Let's hear what he had to say because I thought it was hilarious because the president alluded to the fact that he wasn't watching one second of this disgusting witch hunt.
All right.
All right, go ahead.
Let's look at the boss himself.
All right.
The fucking man who saved America, Donald Trump.
I'll just start out getting your general reaction today to the impeachment hearings on the Hill.
Do you feel that Democrats made their case, and how did you feel about the Republican performance?
Are you talking about the witch hunt?
Is that what you mean?
Is that you're talking about it?
You're damn right, Mr. President.
I haven't watched.
I haven't watched for one minute because I've been with the president, which is much more important as far as I'm concerned.
This is a sham and shouldn't be allowed.
It was a situation that was caused by people that shouldn't have allowed it to happen.
I want to find out who is the whistleblower because the whistleblower gave a lot of very incorrect information.
Where's the whistleblower?
President of Ukraine, which was a perfect call and highly appropriate.
And he wrote something that was much different than the fact.
I want to find out why the IG, why would he have presented that when, in fact, all he had to do is check the call itself and he would have seen it.
I'm going to be releasing, I think, on Thursday, a second call, which actually was the first of the two.
And you'll make a determination as to what you think there.
You're damn right.
You didn't do anything, sir.
This is a witch hunt.
It's rigged.
Like you said in 2016, it's rigged.
It can't be direct because I never said it.
And all they have to do is look very, very simply at the transcript.
If you read the transcript, this was analyzed by great lawyers.
This was analyzed by Greg Jarrett.
It was analyzed by Mark Levin.
It was analyzed by everybody.
They said this statement that I made, the whole call that I made.
Yeah, we know.
We know that.
I'm genuinely interested, actually.
You might claim not to own the antiques in Wonderland store, but do you actually know much about antiques?
Well, what difference does it make?
My oldest antique that I own, I own Jesus's Pager, okay?
I own Jesus' Pager.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right, we're talking about serious business here.
We're talking about the anti-American scum called the Democrats out here trying to remove a duly elected president.
That's what we're talking about right now.
All right.
What is this?
Captain Hook, I'm leaving in six hours.
Look, hey, Captain Hook, I'm going to play that.
I'm going to play that right now, Captain Hook.
I'm glad you brought that up.
And what is this?
Impeach him for the lulls.
Let's impeach him for the lulls.
This circus is funny and cool.
Of course, your millennial idiot ass would say something like that.
All right.
Of course, you would say something like that because you're a fucking moron.
All right.
Now, Captain Hook, he brought up something rather interesting because the premise of this whole bogus illegal impeachment by the Democrats focuses on some phone call in which this I have read the transcript.
I don't see it.
But supposedly, Trump was holding money over the head of the Ukraine to investigate the Biden.
Hey, you hambone, just want to remind you that if you don't abide by the COPA law, you better fork over 42,000 shekels.
You know what?
You fucking eat my dick up to your hiccup, FTC.
All right, how about that?
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, that's the premise of this whole goddamn impeachment: the fact that Trump supposedly held money over the head of the Ukraines until the Ukraines decided to investigate the Bidens, okay?
All right?
Fucking hell.
You're a brit bong.
You know what I mean?
You're a dumb britbong.
Your country's already flushed down the proverbial toilet, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do we even need to talk about the UK?
Let's talk about the UK for a minute.
Did y'all hear?
Did y'all hear about the latest out of the UK?
What?
What, wheelchair Jew?
I am sorry.
That was my bad.
See, this is what happens when you smoke too much weed butter.
You gotta go shove it up.
I'm just like you, my dude.
And correction be told, happy white power Wednesday.
No, we don't condone that shit.
We're a melting pot of friendship over here.
We don't like white nationalists, all right?
No.
Oh, God.
Who the fuck does this?
I just soiled myself.
Who is this asshole that keeps doing this?
Come clean me up.
Who is this asshole that keeps text-to-speech in this shit?
And what is this?
Fuck, Mark Levin.
The president needs to start giving props to you, ghost.
No shit, red-eyes black dragon.
But I'll tell you why he doesn't later on in the broadcast.
But as I was stating, okay?
Right now, the Democrats are trying to pull this ridiculous, illegal, bogus impeachment based upon a supposed quid pro quo, or what's the new buzzword right now in the leftist media?
Bribery, right?
Supposedly, Trump held money over the head over the Ukraine unless the Ukraine investigated the Bidens.
Okay?
Now, I don't see quid pro quo there.
I don't see any kind of bribery whatsoever.
What I find is a president trying to pursue corruption.
That's what I find.
And what is this?
Pat Robertson.
It does not matter what happens in the hearing.
Trump will be impeached and the Senate will not prosecute.
Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen.
But either way, I mean, the guy who's leading this, all right, Adam Shifty Schiff should be in fucking jail right now for conducting these stupid, ridiculous impeachment trials.
He's not even a part of the Judiciary Committee in the House.
All right, this guy's a part of it.
He's the head of the intelligence committee.
And does nobody find it wrong that the intelligence committee is holding these hearings for Christ's sake?
I mean, isn't the realm of impeachment in the judiciary branch or the judiciary committee of the house?
Biden At CFR00:15:18
Oh my fucking God.
Anyway, look, once again, they claim that Trump held money over the head of the Ukraine in order to investigate the Bidens.
Well, let me show you something again.
Okay?
Let me show you something again.
Let me show you old Joe Biden admitting to what they're trying to impeach Trump for supposedly.
Okay.
And you notice you're never going to hear the mainstream media run this clip.
You notice that you're never going to put, you see this clip in a New York Times article or a Washington Post article.
All right.
What?
What is this?
Jerry Sprinkles.
Hey, ghost, my father David doesn't believe he has production notes.
Can you prove him wrong?
I got production notes right here, asshole.
Fucking here, asshole, all right?
Then I handwrite myself.
Anyway, I want to show everybody one Mo Gen. Joe Biden at the Council on Foreign Relations, mind you, okay?
Now, if you don't know who the CFR is, all right, and you're somebody who's supposedly in tune to globalism and understanding what's going on.
If you don't know what the Council on Foreign Relations is, you're a fucking idiot, okay?
But he's sitting back at the Council on Foreign Relations and he brags about quid pro quo.
All right.
He brags about doing it as a vice president so that the prosecutor of the Ukraine could not pursue his son and his bogus bullshit company, Brucina, or whatever the hell it's called.
Now, I'm going to, look, put the PC shot on.
All right.
Here it is.
Now, look, you notice that there's some French, you know, titles here, subtitles, right?
All right, what is this?
Captain Autism.
I sent you some fan art last show.
All right, great.
I'm very proud of you.
All right, listen.
You notice that you're seeing some French like little subtitling here.
Even the French, even the international community sees right through this ridiculous, bogus impeachment that's happening to Trump when this son of a bitch did what the fuck they're saying that Trump did.
And what is this?
I'm watching videos.
Everyone go watch Jon Tron's new video.
No, fuck off, asshole.
Pooh smoke lesbians, GOATS.
This impeachment is a joke.
If Trump really wanted to investigate the Biden son, Biden's son, he should have investigated the company.
You have to understand, all right?
Pooh smoke lesbians.
That's what he was trying to do when attempting to facilitate some kind of diplomatic talks with the Ukraine.
Because what Biden did and what Biden's son has done with the Ukraine was not only fleece American tax dollars to gain for their own personal well-being, but also fleece the Ukrainians as well.
All right?
I mean, and that's all there is to it.
All right.
And what is this?
By the way, ghost Stella Artos is pronounced Stella Artois, dialysis, dialysis.
Yeah, go fuck off.
All right.
So what?
I got two kidneys.
All right.
I don't need them both.
All right.
Anyway, as I was stating, okay, what?
What?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair shaking your wheelchair user manual doesn't count as production.
Fuck you.
I got production notes right here.
Fucking asshole.
The impeachment is very cool.
Yeah, look at this.
Stupid Nick Fuente stand right here, I'm sure.
I'm sure this is a Nick Fuente supporter right here.
Trump is a fucking nigger and a faggot.
Yeah, you see, this is Nick Fuente support right here, for Christ's sake.
Disney Plus rules.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Disney Plus is having some problems, huh?
Had a little bit of technical issues rolling it out.
Marshall Bernsey, hey ghost.
Yeah, what's going on, Marshall Bernsey?
All right, listen, I want everybody to listen to Joe Biden admitting what the so-called Democrats are attempting to try to impeach Trump for.
All right.
And by the way, Joe Biden is running for president.
So let's go ahead and listen to Joe Biden in his own words.
Play it.
It's the 12th, 13th time to Kiev.
And I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor.
And they didn't.
The prosecutor that was investigating your son's company.
All right.
Now, did y'all hear that?
So they said they were walking out to press conference.
I said, no, I said, I'm not going to, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
They said, you have no authority.
You're not the president.
The president said, I said, call him.
I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.
I said, you're not getting a billion.
I'm going to be leaving here.
And I think it was, what, six hours?
I looked.
I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Oh, son of a bitch.
He's bragging about it.
who was solid bragging about stop this stupid fucking child molester Listen, you all heard it right there and then, okay.
And this guy was speaking in front of the Council on Foreign Relations bragging about this shit.
How come you don't see this in the mainstream media?
How come you don't see this embedded on mainstream outlets like the New York Times and the Washington Post?
I mean, right there, Joe Biden admitted, admitted doing what the damn Democrats are claiming Trump did.
And ain't nothing happening to old Joe Biden.
Ain't nothing happening to old Joe Biden.
Everything's all good for Joe Biden, isn't it?
I want y'all to hear it one mogan.
All right.
I want this embedded in your goddamn brains to prove what kind of a fake, bogus impeachment these Democrats are trying to pull over our eyes for Christ's sake.
I want this etched in your brain.
I want you to create a wrinkle in your brain with fucking Joe Biden right here in front of these fucking globalists at the Council on Foreign Relations bragging, bragging about holding a billion dollars over the heads of the Ukraine unless they fired a prosecutor that was pursuing criminal charges against Joe Biden's son and his company.
I want y'all to etch it in your brains.
Back again.
The bitch is back.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I've got your bitch asshole.
Love aesthetic.
I've got your bitch, you stupid fucking musclehead.
Play it.
I want everybody to hear it again.
Play it.
And I was supposed to announce that there's another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Porchenko.
Hey, hey, shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up, Mudk.
You stupid dumb shithead, all right?
I'm showing you that this Democrat impeachment is a sham.
How the hell is Joe Biden running for president?
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, all right?
And Captain Autism, can't you see I'm doing something, you stupid autistic fuck?
God damn it, I hate you, autistic pricks, man.
Hey, hey, if I just keep being repetitive and being a fucking impotent, fucking annoying jerk, you're going to do what I tell you?
Come on, please.
Mom, mommy, ma'am, mamma, ma'am, ma'am, mamma, ma'am, fucking shove your goddamn fucking fan art up your ass.
I'm talking here.
I'm fucking talking.
Stupid autistic pieces of shit.
I want you all to put this in your fucking brains.
I want this to etch into your damn minds.
Here's Joe Biden admitting what they're trying to impeach Trump for.
Admitting that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said they were walking out to press conference.
Said, nah, I said, I'm not going to, or we're not going to give you the.
Who the fuck is donating, you piece of shit?
Who the fuck is?
It's Gray Steele.
All right.
Gray Steele, did you see Adam Schiff shifty eyes at the hearing today?
We need to start investigating that flat burning anti-American scumbag.
Well, I couldn't agree with you more there, Gray Steele.
All right.
I mean, if you're my personal opinion, I think Adam Schiff should be in jail for the kind of crap that he's doing.
All right.
These Democrats are ruining the country with this bogus illegal impeachment shit.
And I can't believe that they could go to sleep at night thinking that they're doing something great for the country.
This is the DC establishment against Donald Trump.
And if you idiots can't open your eyes and see that, you're a fucking moronic goddamn Nick Funte's cocksucker.
That's what you are.
Play it.
Play it.
State prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said they were walking out to press conference.
Is this what we're going to do?
Is this what we're going to do, you stupid fucking trolls?
Look at stupid idiot autism over here.
All right.
Imagine berating your only fan live on the air.
If you don't like it, suck it, autism.
If you don't like it, suck it.
No video, I know the rules.
Thank you, Brooke.
Glad to hear YPU on the Air Ghost.
Shout out to our troops and everyone who stands up for you.
I mean, seriously, man.
We need to stand against the Democrats.
We need to stand against the anti-American scum called the Democrats.
You son of a bitches.
Thank you, Brooke916.
I appreciate it, Brooke.
Sear, did you know the CFR was started by Freemason?
No, it's actually started by the Rockefellers, you dumb shit.
Why don't you fucking do some history, all right?
The CFR was started by the Rockefeller Foundation.
Autism attacks, stop having autismo attacks.
Remember what your therapist told you?
I've never been to a fucking therapist, all right?
I take a dirty diarrhea shit on anybody who thinks that they're a therapist or a psychologist or a psychiatrist.
I don't believe in that pseudoscience garbage.
All right?
I mean, unlike most of the millennials that are out here.
Oh, I'm in depression.
We're going to talk about that shit in a minute.
All right.
Let me not get ahead of myself.
Because I got something for you, millennials and you Gen Z idiots that ain't going to make you ain't going to make you very happy.
It ain't going to make you happy.
But before I get to that, I want everybody once again to put it in your brain that this fucking Joe Biden, all right, should be beat.
If they're going to hold supposed Trump to some standard that's supposed to be quid pro quo or bribery, that's the new buzzword in the lamestream, mainstream fake news media.
You hear meeting the can Cooper and Muffdiving Madow talking about, oh, it's bribery, it's bribery.
This is bribery.
This is fucking bribery here.
Supposed to announce that there's another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yachenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said they were walking out to press concept.
Nah, I said, I'm not going to, we're not going to give you.
You fucking dickheads, man.
Who the fuck is this fucking donating for Christ?
Quieter, please?
I'm trying to hear the thumping sounds of time.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
Keep playing this shit.
What?
Depressed spastic launcher?
Captain Autism.
He's your only fan.
Also, what was the fan art?
I don't really give a shit.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
How about that shit, you stupid fucking Asperger, autistic fruit?
Just sit there and shut up.
Bertie, you're not the president.
The president is.
I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.
I said, you're not getting a billion dollars you needed.
I mean, do you see this?
These fucking dumb autists.
Shut the fuck up, man.
We're fucking trying to tell you, stupid shithead something.
Answer me.
I'm trying to tell you, stupid shithead something, man.
I'm telling you, if you keep this shit up, I'm going to end this fucking broadcast.
And you stupid, dumb fucking millennials, and you Aspergers and you autists can go shove it up your ass.
All right?
Bad time.
Your mother's a bad time, ST, Mike.
Your fucking mother's a bad time.
Fucking piece of crap.
Now, everybody, shut up.
All right.
Everybody who's listening, shut your stupid mouth.
Everybody, stop donating to me and listen.
Do you hear me?
All of you stupid Nick Flint days, fuck fucking fluffers, all right?
Shut up and listen.
What, Norse Brony?
Damn it?
Ruth Boozy Ginsburg, age 86, was out sick from oral arguments.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
I want proof of life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, all right?
And would Prez, Pence make any different appointments from Prez.
Yeah, thank you.
Norse Brony's got it right.
I want to see proof of life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
In other news, Funimation's Christmas sales stopped.
Who gives a shit?
All right, who gives a crap?
And Disney Plus is all about.
Fucking pieces of fucking young shit.
I'm telling you, man.
Trump, fuck ghost, and I'm telling you, you know what, bro?
We should just fucking open up the fucking floodgates.
All right.
Y'all want open borders?
Bring in the Mexicans.
Bring in the fucking Latins.
I'm not even joking around, so you can muscle around, you fucking soy boy idiots.
All right, what is this?
Sear, Henry Ford was a 33rd degree.
Yeah, we know.
We know that, all right?
Hey, listen.
Shut up with the stupid spamming, man.
Stop donating.
If this is the only garbage that you're going to be donating on text-to-speech, you shitheads!
Be ready to take cover in the event Ghost unleashes beer cans out of rage.
Let me tell you something, dude.
I don't even think we're going to make it to radio graffiti.
I don't think we're going to make it to anything.
I think I'm going to end this fucking show if you idiots continue to make a mockery of what I'm trying to say here.
Joe Biden should be under the same scrutiny, if not worse, than Trump, for heaven's sake, all right?
If you go to Hunter Biden's Wikipedia page, one of the first links is to a dedicated page for false statements by Donald Trump.
They are not even trying to be subtle anymore.
No shit.
No shit.
And you know something, Tijuana genius?
I've never seen so many idiots bowing down to the DC establishment, for Christ's sake, all right?
This is the same DC establishment that put us into wars in the Middle East that cost us hundreds of thousands of lives, whether perished or disabled or mang, whatever, okay?
We spent $8 trillion United States dollars in debt, and we've got nothing to show for it.
He gives a fuck has been hotel, and with his cute diet.
Who gives a shit?
I've been trying to show you.
You know what?
You guys are fucking morons.
You know that?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to your ass.
You fucking stupid idiots are more worried about your goddamn fucking fan art.
All right.
This is serious fucking business.
DC Wars And Debt00:15:34
We've got the establishment, Washington, D.C., nothing more than a criminal organization trying to remove a duly elected president, and you fucking idiots don't give a shit.
The same establishment that put us into these fucking ridiculous wars.
The same establishment that have put many of you young people into financial bondage with your college debts.
Huh?
How you like that shit, you stupid morons?
You people are idiots.
I'm telling you, that's why I'm saying, why don't we just bring in the Latins?
Let's just do what the Democrats want.
Let's open the borders.
Let's bring in the Latins and have these Latins kick the living shit out of you, soy boy idiots, just like the refugees, the wild jehooties are doing to the people in Europe.
I'm not even joking.
I can't wait for that day.
I'll be able to take care of myself, but I know you goddamn stupid little fucking, you know, pasty white soy boys ain't gonna be able to do so.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You're gonna hide behind some effeminate Mexican?
Hey, wait a minute.
I happen to know a Mexican.
His name is Nick Fuentes, huh?
Do y'all know Fuentes, huh?
Tatuablo Españoria.
Fuck you, all right?
Fucking idiots.
What a bunch of fucking morons that we've got in this country.
You know that?
That's why I don't feel sorry for anybody in this country.
That's why I'm telling you, I don't feel sorry for anybody in this country.
The Poe in America.
I don't feel sorry for the Poe in America.
What is this?
Seer, that's rich coming from a guy who wanted to invade Iran.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I think we still should invade Iran, you sorry sack of crap.
What do you think about that shit, huh?
What do you think about that shit, fucking seer?
I'm not fucking, I'm not walking that shit back.
Justice Kavanaugh's comments at tomorrow night's Federalist Society dinner.
Maybe calling check on C-SPAN this weekend.
Who gives a shit, Norse Brony, you stupid fucking brony lover?
Jesus Christ 2013.
I'm telling you, this is what we have in America, folks.
This is what we have.
Jesus Christ.
Usually, I think you're over here.
Here we go.
But you're actually acting as an appalling specimen.
Hey, asshole.
This is my fucking show, you dickhead.
And I'm talking something serious.
And you stupid autist can't get it through your fucking head that I don't give a shit about your fucking fan art right now.
For fuck's sake.
Yeah, fuck you, Albin, Texas neocote.
Fuck you, all right?
I mean, why don't you get it through your fucking thick, autistic Asperger head?
I don't give a shit about your fucking fan art right now, all right?
You stupid shithead.
I'm talking here.
I'm talking about serious business.
And you fucking stupid fucking throwbacks in evolution are sitting over here.
No, guys, I want you to see my fan.
I want you to show it because I'm a millennial and all I got to do is just continue to complain, bitch, and me.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm going to end this show early, dude.
Fuck it.
I don't need to be sitting here fucking conducting a broadcast to you ungrateful pieces of shit.
All right.
I'm over here.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at your asses for Christ's sake.
And this is the kind of garbage that you're giving me.
I'm telling you, I'm warning you all right now.
Cut the crap.
All right.
All of you that are out here spamming, doing all this dumb shit on text-to-speech, cut the shit.
All right?
Or else?
Now, I want you to play it one more game.
We're going to get through this again.
I don't give a shit if I play it a thousand damn times.
You're going to remember it.
Here is Joe Biden admitting quid pro quo.
He's admitting quid pro quo as vice president.
See, look at this.
Look at this.
Fucking look.
God damn it.
You fucking autist need to be beat.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
God damn it.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
I fucking can't stand you, autistic.
Can't stand you, fucking autistic.
Wheelchymbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair!
There should be a fucking law against you, fucking crap.
Fucking target!
Alright, let's just skip it.
Skip this shit.
Skip it.
And what is this?
No.
I'm an S-T-Mike.
Oh, no.
Look at me.
I'm so cool.
You know what?
Who gives a shit about your no ST Mike?
Go finger yourself.
That's probably the only gratification you're going to get in life.
All right.
What is this?
Anonymous.
What does this have?
This is what we have in America.
Norse Brony is from Europe.
Look, fuck you.
How much would it cost for you not to spurg out for five goddamn minutes?
Hey, fuck you, mundane Matt.
All right.
You know what it's going to cost?
Why don't you all shut the fuck up, mundane Matt?
How about that?
We're ungrateful pieces of shit.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Fuck you, Twitter boy.
All right.
Nobody cares about that.
That's a real classy, stupid, fruity name there, L. Twitter boy.
That's great.
I love to interrupt you.
Of course you do.
Because you're a goddamn autist ass burger.
That's why, huh?
Huh?
You probably fucking finger your ass listening to the fucking effeminate damn Nick Flint days, huh?
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm tired of this, man.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
I deserve more respect in this, but you know what?
I don't give a shit.
Just fucking play Joe Biden admitting quid pro quo.
Play it.
Supposed to announce that there's another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said they were walking out to the press conference.
I said, no, I said, I'm not going to, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
They said, you have no authority.
You're not the president.
The president said, I said, call him.
I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.
I said, you're not getting a billion.
I'm going to be leaving here.
I think it was, what, six hours?
I looked.
I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
Right there.
Wheelchair symbol.
Yeah, look at this.
Look, whoever the fuck's doing this, you're a fucking piece of crap, anti-American Democrat trash.
All right.
Whoever the fuck's doing that.
Whoever the fuck is doing that is fucking anti-American symbol shit.
All right.
And this is why our fucking country is being forced down the toilet.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
Fucking tar.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
Look, I'm only going to fucking be here for about 10 or 15 more minutes.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm not even joking around.
I fucking deserve more respect than this from you fucking pieces of garbage.
All right.
Happy noodle boy.
Dog entity.
Rise up and bury your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demons.
Do you see this, folks?
God damn my navel.
Do you fucking hear this?
Erg, meow, meow.
I mean, this is the fucking shitty internet people that are fucking floating around out here for Christ's sake, man.
These are the shitty internet people.
They suck.
Here we come, motorcycle.
Yeah, you crotch rocket gang, fuck off, alright, huh?
I mean, for fuck's sake, man, alright?
For fuck's sake, will you let me talk?
Let's- Let me talk.
Motorcycle motorcycle motorcycle.
Jesus Christ, shut the shove your motorcycle up your twat, man.
Stop spurging.
I'm not spurging, asshole.
All right.
I'm not spurging.
I'm fucking telling you something.
I'm trying to talk to you like I was your daddy that you don't got.
All right?
Can we see Captain Autism's artist?
No, you can fucking see it up your asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
I don't care about it.
I'm doing my show.
All right.
This isn't a fucking fan art show.
Ayatollah Kamimi.
What is this?
America is a great Satan.
America is too weak with its homo army to invade us.
Whatever, you idiot.
All right.
Everybody just shut up and let me fucking talk.
All right.
Just shut up and let me talk.
And all you people that are like, hi, daddy, you want to know why you're telling me hi, daddy?
Because I'm the closest thing that you got to a father because all you had was a dirty dish rag whore mother that shitted you out of your uterus.
No fatherly influence except Tom, Dick, and Harry on Saturday night.
V Far Debt Allery.
You know what?
Stop talking to me in some illegal immigrant language, all right?
Talk to me in American.
If you're going to be donating text to speech, talk to me in American, you shithead.
Fucking stupid immigrant.
Anyway, folks, as I was stating, this fucking impeachment inquiry or whatever, this public impeachment is a joke.
And anybody who believes it is anti-American scum.
All right?
And as I was stating, Adam Schiff should be in jail.
F in chat for autism's fan art.
Nobody gives a shit about your autistic fucking fan art, you fucking idiot.
Jesus Christ.
That's why nobody likes you, autists, man.
That's why nobody like.
You know, that's why they're like, oh my god, he's autistic.
Jesus Christ.
You know it.
You autists know it.
What is this?
ST Mike, we interrupt this program to bring.
Go fuck off, ST Mike.
All right.
Go fuck off.
Now, as I was stating before I'm rudely interrupted by these goddamn freaking turd burglars, all right?
Adam Schiff should be in fucking jail.
All right?
And by the way, he was asked today in this makeshift, disgusting public impeachment on whether or not he knew the potable, water, And I do see this, folks.
This is fucking autism.
This is what he's fucking.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
I will never hire an autist or anybody with ass burgers, okay?
I'm going to repeat that again.
I would never hire anybody who has ass burgers or who has autism because of shit like this.
Because they're a liability, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you know, they have a little bit of a meltdown.
You never know.
They could hurt themselves.
They can hurt fucking other employees.
They can hurt fucking customers, etc.
All right.
And this is it right here.
Okay.
This is it right fucking here.
Oh, that's discrimination.
Well, sue me, you fucking cocksucker.
I don't give a shit.
All right?
You're fucking retarded.
All right.
And all you got to do is listen to my show for about 10 minutes and you'll see what I'm talking about.
The chat has spoken.
They all said F show the other.
I don't give a fuck, you idiot.
You fucking show your own fan art to your own fruit bowls.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
That's discriminatory ghosts.
Oh my God.
You're supposed to hire autists.
I didn't hire an autist.
I'm not hiring autists or Asperger's, all right?
They're a fucking detriment to society.
Trolling is supposed to be funny.
I'm not even joking around.
You are annoying.
Let me tell you something.
Shut up, fucking fucking 15 and a half inch whatever.
Let me explain something to all of you people, okay?
Let me explain something, all right?
All these Democrats are talking about gun control.
Oh my God, we have another school shooting to gun control, gun control.
I think what we need to have is we need to have everybody who has ever been diagnosed with autism, Asperger's, who have taken psychotropic drugs.
Maybe we need to get these people and put them in a list so we can prevent them having guns in their hands.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I think we need to have like some kind of symbol or some kind of sign on these autistic Asperger people so we know who they are so we can be like, oh, Jesus.
Don't make any sudden moves.
Don't fucking say too much before this idiot starts spurging out and starts getting a penknife and jabbing people in the throat.
Anyway, look, all right, never mind.
Enough.
All right.
Enough about autism.
I'm sick and tired of talking about it.
They're fucking stupid people anyway.
All right, listen.
As I was stating, okay?
As I was stating, Adam Schiff should be in jail.
And he was asked by a fellow congressman that was testifying or at least cross-examining this Bill Taylor and this other stupid two-bit witness that they had at this impeachment inquiry.
Adam Schiff was asked, do you know or have you met the whistleblower?
And that's one thing that we forgot to talk about in this whole impeachment nonsense, huh?
Is the fact that where's the whistleblower, huh?
I mean, what happened to this fucking whistleblower that was supposed to be the basis of all this?
Well, let me tell you who the whistleblower is, since everybody out there is wanting to know who this son of a bitch is, okay?
He is none other than what?
What?
Everyone send TTS with the link.
Dude, listen.
Look, look, Captain Autism, we know it's you, dude.
Nobody gives a shit about you and your shitty fucking fan art, okay?
Nobody gives a shit.
All right, I know you're an autist.
That's hard for you to comprehend.
You think that you're the fucking greatest thing since sliced bread.
I know that you think that, you know, because you've got mommy and daddy telling you, oh, sonny, that is such great.
You're going to be the next Salvador Dolly.
You're going to be the next Salvador Dolly.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Type ASP to ban autists back of the short bus with you all.
Uh-oh.
Looks like it is the boring part of the show.
Yeah, well then get out of here, Bonzie Buddy.
All right, nobody asked you to be here, you piece of shit.
Get out of here.
Get out if you don't like it.
Yeah, well, GREAT.
Yeah, well, GREAT.
The less oil we use ourselves, the more we get to export.
Great.
That is why I'm a body.
Norway, sucks, dude.
Let me tell you something.
Everybody that I've ever met from Norway is a disgruntled piece of socialist shit that is angry at everybody, including themselves.
You know, I had somebody that was in the inner circle that was from Norway, and he got pissed off because he was like some metal worker.
You know, he's like some kind of fabricator, some welder.
And he got his education for free because he's a socialist, right?
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair again.
Yeah, here we go.
Engineer, get over here.
Here we go again.
I mean, let me tell you something, you fucking asshole.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
Oh, my God, Ghost.
Can you move this show along?
We all have real-time.
What are you talking about?
Why don't you stop fucking donating, asshole?
Nobody's asking you idiots to donate, so shut up.
Anyway, this guy from Norway, and this is a true story.
He got his education through the government because Norway is fucking socialist.
He became some kind of a two-bit welder.
And we were watching a Trump speech in the inner circle one time.
This happened in like 2017.
And Trump was speaking at a technical school in Florida that actually taught people how to weld and whatnot.
And a black kid came up prior to Trump.
I'm not joking.
I am not joking, all right?
Ghost is going to chat shit about me on his show.
I might as well just come out and tell you guys all the truth.
Yeah, okay, okay, great.
Ghost killed Haram.
See, this is fucking autism.
Anyway, as I was stating, Trump was giving a speech in Florida technical school that taught children or taught teenagers or whatever how to fucking weld.
And the black kid came on prior to Trump getting and taking the microphone.
Whistleblower Business00:14:56
And the black kid said, I'm now making six figures because of this technical school as a welder.
And this Norwegian guy flipped the fuck out.
He flipped the fuck out.
Because first of all, many Norwegians are a bunch of racists.
So he didn't like the fact that, first of all, there was a black kid that was able to speak before President Trump got up to speak first and foremost.
All right.
And secondly, yeah, did you see Trump cuck on Doc?
He didn't cuck on Docker, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
The only good Nordic country is Finland.
Well, I don't know about that for Christ's sake.
I don't know about that, but the guy got so fucking pissed off that he quit the inner circle and hates capitalism forever because of it.
I'm not even joking around.
He's like, what are you talking about, man?
I'm a welder and I got educated by the government and I'm barely making a living.
And you got this black guy in Florida who's making six figures.
And I'm not even joking.
After that, this fucking Norwegian, he fucking hate.
I'm not kidding.
He got pissed off.
He fucking left the inner circle because he couldn't believe that a black kid who just got out of a technical trade school in America is making six figures as a welder.
And he is just some poor fucking idiot, fucking socialist schmuck that's getting 60 to 70% taken out of his goddamn fucking paycheck for being a piece of shit welder.
I'm not kidding.
That is a fucking true story.
I am not joking.
I am not kidding around.
All right.
He could not take it anymore.
He fucking, he was so devastated that a black kid was making fun.
I'm not even kidding.
So that's what's coming out of Norway.
All right.
A bunch of fucking dog shit that hate everybody, including themselves.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on here.
All right.
Let me move on.
All right.
As I was stating, Adam Schiff, all right, the guy who is heading this fucking ridiculous impeachment, he claims that he has never met the whistleblower.
And I'd like for everybody to meet the whistleblower here for just a second.
All right.
Now, the whistleblower is some idiot by the name of Eric Cieramella.
I don't know.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's the fucking whistleblower right here.
This fucking nerdy piece of shit that's supposed to be a CIA agent.
I'm telling you, this is CIA agents.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Look at this.
Look at this twerp.
Look at this fucking twerp.
All right.
What is this?
Whistleblow me guy?
Fuck you, idiot.
All right.
This is the whistleblower right here.
This fucking stupid, four-eyed, fucking half-a-femi, fucking Nick Fuentes, fucking turd burglar looking son of a bitch.
All right?
This fucking guy right here.
There's the whistleblower.
Here it is.
Eric Cieramella, whatever the fuck kind of name that is.
All right.
That's who it is right there.
That's the damn whistleblower.
Okay.
Some fucking CIA operative spook that obviously, I don't know what the hell his problem is, taking it upon his Fruit Bowl self.
That's one thing about.
I don't, you know, I don't mean to get off on a ran here, but this is why I don't like Pete Budich as a Democrat nominee.
Because I have, look, I'm out here in San Antonio.
I've lived in Austin.
I've known and seen a lot of fucking gays walking around out here.
And what I don't understand is many of these gays assume, and I'm not joking, they assume that they're going to have like short lives.
I'm assuming it's because of their lifestyle.
I have no idea.
And they take ridiculous fucking chances and do ridiculous shit like this.
I mean, do y'all remember when Project Veritas had busted these two weird-looking, you know, looks like they're pause hole, for lack of a better term, that Project Veritas agents met at Comet Pizza of all places.
Do y'all remember that?
Remember when Project Veritas caught those two fruits at Comet Pizza saying they were going to gas a Trump party or something?
I promised to leave within 10 to 15 minutes, yet you're still here.
I didn't promise that.
You see, that's another thing about you, dumb fucking autists.
Somebody says something, and he's like, no, mommy, you promised.
People say anything, all right?
That's why you should always judge people by their actions, not their words, dickhead.
All right.
All right, look at this.
End the show.
End the show.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'll end the show when I want to end the show.
I'm talking about the fucking whistleblower here, okay?
Then this is supposed to be CIA top of the line right here.
Is this what you got, the CIA?
Is this it?
Jesus fucking Christ.
That's why I'll never join the CIA.
All right.
I mean, if I'm going to be affiliated with fruit bowls like this, no way.
No fucking way.
All right.
But anyway, whatever happened to this guy, how come this guy ain't testifying?
It's this moron that caused all this nonsense.
Where's the whistleblower, huh?
And everybody's claiming, oh, you can't out the whistleblower.
That's him right there.
This Eric Sierrilla, whatever the fuck his name is, for Christ's sake.
Here he is, the whistleblower, some fucking two-bit fruit.
Another effeminate millennial, it looks like.
All right.
Another effeminate millennial.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, when asked today, all right, by fellow congressmen in the intelligence committee, what type BNA to ban non-autists.
The ghost show is for autistic.
Okay, great.
Ghost exists only to entertain autists.
His existence has no other purpose.
Oh, that's great.
That makes me feel just great, dude.
That makes me feel just great.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is: Adam Schiff claims that he's never had any kind of affiliation, never talked to this son of a bitch.
And I think that's crap.
I think that's crap.
Now, you know what should piss everybody off, whether you're on the right or left wing of the political spectrum, is the fact that Adam Schiff can legally lie, being the head of this intelligence committee in the house.
He's already been caught lying several different times, and yet because he's in Congress, he's immune to any kind of legal recourse.
He has immunity.
So what that means is, folks, is that everybody that says shit in the halls of Congress can be immune even if they lie.
And I think that's ironic, folks, that, you know, this guy right now, Schiff, he is heading a hearing in which folks are having to put themselves under oath in order to say the truth.
Meanwhile, Schiff can lie.
I think it's disgusting, man.
So if Schiff can lie, can we assume things about Schiff?
Huh?
Can we do this?
Let's just assume some shit.
If I was to put Adam Schiff Black Boy into Google, what would I get?
All right.
If I put Adam Schiff black boy into the search, what is it that I'm going to get?
Oh, wow, look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Look who it is.
It's Adam Schiff with a black boy.
Look at that.
Huh?
Now, okay, I look at this and can I assume things?
Can I suggest things?
Can I outright lie about Adam Schiff like he can lie about us?
What is this?
Swastikaza.
What the fuck is this?
Trump is a Democrat until the IRS is abolished.
All right, go fuck off.
All right.
Trump is a Democrat until the IRS is abolished.
All right, look, there it is.
There's Adam Schiff with some black kid.
And does this make you look, just looking at this picture, does this make you feel comfortable that this idiot right here is the head of the House Intelligence Committee and is at the head of this whole impeachment bogus bullshit?
I mean, this is not, look, this is not an isolated incident when it comes to black kids and Adam Schiff.
I mean, Adam Schiff, for whatever reason, you know, has an infatuation with black children.
I have no idea why.
All right, here's another one.
Here's another one.
Put a PC shot on.
Here's Adam Schiff.
And look at that freaky look on this guy.
Look at how he's looking at this black kid, for Christ's sake.
What are we to assume?
What are we to assume by this?
You see, if I was to assume something about Adam Schiff, about him and his infatuation with black kids, I could be taken to jail for liable.
I could be taken to jail for something.
This son of a bitch, Adam Schiff, can lie about anything.
Anything in the Congress.
He's been caught lying about the conversation between Trump and the Ukrainian president.
He's been caught lying about a lot of shit.
All right.
And yet, we can't lie about him, huh?
Give me a fucking break.
It was a Z-Z-Z kind of bore.
Well, then get the fuck out of your board.
All right.
No one gives a shit.
Remember when Jim Hannis basically told Jim Jordan to sit the fuck down?
That was the best matter.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
Fucking leftist.
There it is right there.
Look at this.
What is it about Adam Schiff and his obsession with black kids?
All right.
I mean, look at what it says right here.
A photo, a photo my daughter Alexa snapped from our trip to Haiti last week.
Oh, so he was in Haiti.
Probably during the Clinton Foundation and George Soros and shit, huh?
Probably during the time when they were catching fucking nonprofit organizations sneaking kids out for whatever reason of the country to put them on for sale on the international market.
Very interesting.
Very interesting, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
W. Ghost Hicks.
Dude, there are no more $18.66 bucker, you dickhead, all right?
It says it in the description.
If you don't like it, then fucking get fucked.
All right?
I'm just simply stating, folks, I mean, what the hell?
I mean, you know, I mean, what do you have to say about this?
I mean, I'm showing you this guy and his infatuation with black kids.
I mean, we can assume a lot from this, can we?
We can assume a lot from this.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
Hey, what is this, a connoisseur?
I know they're girly, but peach mojitos are great.
Jesus Christ, man.
If you were drinking with me and you requested that, I'd give you a slap to the mouth.
I'm not even joking around, fucking peach mojitos.
All right, what is it?
What is it with Adam Schiff and his obsession with black kids?
Huh?
Just asking.
I'm just asking.
This guy should be in jail for what he's doing to this country.
This guy should be in jail for what he's doing to the country.
But this is boring.
Yeah, well, then get out!
Then get the fuck out!
No one's telling you to stay here, you dickhead!
If you don't like it, then get out!
Get out!
You fucking Nick Fuentes, cum guardler!
Get out of here!
Hey, look at the end it, bitchler.
Look at this.
End it, bitchler.
You son of a bitch, don't tempt me, dude.
Don't tempt me.
I'm not in the mood for your garbage.
I'll end it.
And you fucking people just piss and moan about it every time I end it early.
All right?
But you see all these sons of bitches.
They're trying to tempt me.
All right.
They're trying to fucking tempt me, and I don't appreciate it.
You fucking two girls, one anus-loving testies, taste-testing, pud-pulling, fart-fragrant, expert, loving, meat-gazing piece of shit.
What?
Just for the record, you didn't make Nick Fuentes look bad, you fucking.
What are you talking about?
I made him look like a badge.
I made him look like a piece of trash.
What are you talking about?
I made Nick Fuentes look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, that fucking video, the last episode, episode 116, this is the, not this episode, last episode, it's going viral, for Christ's sake.
How bad I made Nick Fuentes look on that fucking episode, for heaven's sake, man.
It's going viral.
And what the hell do you know, Chad Poopter Griffin?
You're an ethnically ambiguous son of a bitch yourself, for Christ's sake.
If I had to play the game Guess the Minority with you, I'd had to say that you're somewhere in a cross between an A-rab and an Indian.
All right?
And either way, either way, your house probably smells like shit either way, so it doesn't fucking matter, all right?
Anyway, let me move on.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Once again, Adam Schiff should be in jail, okay?
He should be in jail for what he's putting the country through right now.
I'm not even joking around.
All right?
Anyway, and speaking of which, speaking of which, what?
Promise you'll end it.
You said many times, stop breaking promises.
I didn't promise anything, you dumb dick.
I didn't promise anything oh, it's viral, huh?
How about you show us where people are giving it a million It's all over the fucking place What are you talking about?
Chad Poopter Griffin.
Notice he doesn't refute specifics about the impeachment and instead focuses on what specifics.
I just did.
I fucking discredited fucking Bill Taylor, the star witness.
What are you talking about?
I just fucking cut.
All right, get this fucking idiot out of here.
Get him out of here.
Been waiting two shows.
Still haven't seen autism's fan art.
I don't give a shit, man.
Who gives a shit?
Boring?
This is a show is a horse tranquilizer.
Listen, if you fucking idiots are bored, then get the fuck out of here.
God damn it.
I'm telling you, man, I fucking, you fucking pieces of shit are making me want to puke.
You're making me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma and fucking cheddar cheese and shit.
Anyway, I'm talking about how Adam Schiff can legally lie to the people and you people don't even care.
All right, what is this?
Hail delusional boomer.
All right, whatever, asshole.
All right, whatever.
Ain't nobody delusional here.
Now, while Adam Schiff can legally lie to the people in the halls of Congress and he can be completely immune, we've got my friend, a good friend of mine, Roger Stone, being prosecuted for supposedly lying to Congress, okay?
Free Roger Stone00:05:41
Now, let me explain something about what's happening to Roger Stone.
What's happening to Roger Stone is the same thing that has happened to anyone who helped Trump get elected in 2016.
All right.
I mean, they did the same thing to Paul Manafort.
Paul Manafort should be a free man right now.
He should not be in a jail cell.
I think it's a disgrace what this institutional D.C. fucking criminal activity pieces of garbage have done to people that helped Trump get elected.
The first thing I hear is you crying and screaming.
You know what?
Who cares, Jackler?
All right, who cares, you fucking Brit Bong?
And by the way, I was going to talk shit about the UK.
By the way, did you hear the Corbin Sturgeon little pact?
Did y'all hear about that shit?
Jeremy Corbin, all right, the labor leader, and the fucking leader of Scotland, fucking that disgusting bullnose bulldyke Sturgeon, have now come together under a pact in an attempt to try to corner the snap election so that fucking Corbin once again could be, there could be a slight bit of chance, but it's still a good chance that he could become prime minister.
This show is for entertainment purposes only.
You know what?
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Fuck yourself.
All right.
And Roger got stoned.
Listen, free Roger Stone, folks, okay?
Because you want to know how they got Roger Stone?
Instead of allowing Roger Stone to testify publicly in front of Congress, they made Roger Stone testify in a private congressional hearing that had no kind of record keeping, that was purely away from the public.
And in this private hearing, they supposedly got Roger Stone committing perjury, which we have no record of this.
I mean, we're all just taking the words of the congressional body that is claiming that Roger Stone committed perjury.
And this is what he's being prosecuted for, folks.
He did not lie to Congress.
And unfortunately, just like Paul Manafort, it seems as if Roger Stone may just be another scapegoat, another example to all those that helped Donald Trump get elected in 2016.
I'm telling you right now, that's how they got Roger Stone.
Because Roger Stone, I remember when Congress wanted him to testify, he said he wanted it in public.
He wanted to do it in public so that he could be able to have every word that he says in the public eye, and it was done in private.
And this is how.
This is how they got him.
This show is for entertainment purposes.
This is how they got him.
Ghost of entertainment for TARD.
I am not entertainment for TARDS, you dickhook.
I'm not a fucking cripple either, you idiot, but I am not entertainment for TARDS.
And all I've got to say is free Roger Stone, all right?
Free Roger Stone, free Paul Manafort.
I mean, seriously, man, we cannot allow this fucking Washington, D.C. criminal organization to sit here and prosecute people because they helped a duly elected president to be elected.
All right?
I'm telling you right now, and I feel bad for Roger Stone.
So right now, I'd like for everybody to stop what they're doing.
Stop what you're doing.
Stop whatever the fuck you're doing.
I don't care what you're doing.
I don't care if you're playing a fucking video game.
I don't care if you're fapping.
I don't care what you're doing.
Stop what you're doing.
And I'd like for everybody to repeat after me.
All right.
Repeat after me.
free roger stone free roger stone free roger stone you understand that Free Paul Manafort while we're at it too, baby.
All right.
Free Roger Stone.
He's a good boy.
Didn't do nothing.
Now, jury, the jury is out.
It's deliberating right now whether or not they're going to put Roger Stone in prison for these bullshit charges, for Christ's sake.
I'm not clicking that link, you dumb dickhead.
All right.
I'm not clicking that link, you stupid moron.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, stop what you're doing right now.
Free Roger Stone, baby.
All right.
He didn't do nothing.
He's a good boy.
Didn't do nothing.
All right.
I'm not clicking the fucking link, you stupid idiot.
It's a beat, what's it?ly link, and I'm not going to fucking click anything with that shit.
Stupid moron.
He's guilty as the fuck you.
He's guilty of what?
The government hasn't even proven its case.
It's the government's word against Roger Stone.
That's why they purposely made Roger Stone testify in private.
They didn't want to make Congress have it in public because then the public would be able to see his words.
They can't see his words.
All right.
This is how he's being prosecuted.
He's being prosecuted because they're saying they're claiming that he lied in a private congressional testimony.
And I think that's a bunch of bullshit.
All right.
Free Roger Stone.
Roger Stone is a major American patriot.
And I hope that the jury comes back not guilty when it comes to Roger Stone and these bogus charges that the government are trying to trump up against Roger Stone.
All right.
One more time.
Everybody, stop what you're doing.
Everybody, stop what you're doing right now and repeat after me, free Roger Stone.
Free Roger Stone.
So that's all there is to it.
All right.
Now that we got that out of the way, folks, I want to talk about something.
Millennial College Debt00:16:08
And I know that you fuckers are going to get a little triggered by it.
Okay.
I want to talk about millennials.
Oh, that's right.
I want to talk about millennials here.
All right.
Because we got a thing or two to talk about.
Lock Roger Stone.
Locke Paul Manafort.
He guilty as fuck.
Yeah.
Just like Captain Desi and that Norwegian socialist.
Yeah, no shit.
But either way, man, come on.
Hey, ghost.
Great show so far.
Normally, I'd prefer Jackler's show.
I don't know why he's a stupid brick bong and just plays shitty games.
The other day, I saw an ad for a new wrestling show on TNT that looks like a ripoff of ECW.
Oh, yeah.
Heard of that?
Never heard of it, dude.
Never heard of it.
All right.
But I want to talk about millennials because this is a serious subject.
And I think this millennials little study might concern many of you.
Did you know that American millennials are on track to die faster than Generation X?
Have y'all heard about this?
I'm not kidding, folks.
All right.
Millennials, they have a 40% more mortality rate when compared to their Generation X counterparts, according to Blue Cross Blue Shield.
All right.
Now, what is killing millennials?
Depression.
Oh, they're depressed.
Oh, my God.
They're depressed.
Ghost ISNT Entertainment for Tards.
Shut up, dude.
This is a dumb troll.
He's entertainment for hardworking Americans.
Let me tell you, I thought you were one of my blacks.
I thought you were one of my blacks, you freak.
Scream Rogers, name again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
On my Apple White Spot.
Shut this idiot up, for Christ's sake, fucking duba, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Incoming rant, okay, boomer.
Show us proof.
I'll show you some fucking proof.
All right.
By the way, did you know that millennials face depression at a higher rate than all other generations that are in existence?
If you're going to text to speech mech, to speech me in a god damn English American American, talk to me in America.
He's working!
Jesus Christ.
Alright, shut up!
Shut your stupid staking me.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up, man.
Woo you, Luo Si Dao Chu, do you jingle?
Shut up, man.
And, by the way, what for a dollar fan art for?
Go fuck off.
All right, somebody donated 18.66 bucker, even though i'm not supposed to be accepting those.
But since this is a Bill Hicks, uh stand-up, i'm gonna go ahead and play it.
All right, all right, W Ghost Hicks requested this, so go ahead and play it.
You know, if you play New Kids On The Block albums backwards, they sound better.
Yeah, what three thousand dollars wasted.
Yeah, three thousand dollars.
Well, go shove it up your ass.
Oh, come on Bill, they're the new kids.
Don't pick on them.
They're so good, they're so clean cut, they're such a good image for the children.
What what what, fucking anonymous?
What, what the hell do you want?
Millennials are lazy and they, they're not doing anything.
So of course they're depressed and of course they're dying faster.
Look at how little life most of them have.
Not surprising at all.
Well no dude no, never mind anonymous.
You know what i'm saying.
Anyway look, i'm playing this clip for somebody that donated an 18.66 bucker Mediocrity.
And Jesus, could you shut up?
All right.
What is this, seer?
You're one to talk.
You always say you're depressed.
Yeah well, i'm not depressed.
I'm not depressed like a fucking fruit bowl millennial.
I'll tell you that nowadays, become a good image for your children.
I want my children to listen to people who fucking rocked.
I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit.
I want someone who plays from his fucking heart.
Mommy Mommy, the man built over to listen to.
Has a blood bubble on his nose.
Shut up and listen to it.
The new kids how were the new kids?
We're so good and clean, too.
We're so clean.
Clean country from your fucking heart.
i kind of agree with that i have to To agree with Bill Hicks on that.
But anyway, thank you.
All right.
I had to segue into that because you fucking idiots in the chat room and you people in text and speech are starting to get on my fucking nerves.
So let's go back to talk about millennials again.
All right.
Because, you know, this is serious business.
Now, once again, millennials, they have a 40% mortality rate when compared to their Gen X counterparts.
Bill Hicks sucks big giant PP harder than Sam Kinnison and the blue-collar comedy team in an orgy.
Yeah, all right.
Go shove it up your ass.
What do you like, huh?
Seth Rogan?
I bet that's your you think that's a bitching bomb ass comedian, huh?
Ray Romano, fucking fruity ass.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, Blue Cross Blue Shield is putting out this statistics on millennials.
And what's killing millennials is depression.
Depression is hitting millennials harder than any other demographic.
Gen X, boomers, Gen Z, etc.
Depression.
Now, why are millennials so depressed?
Huh?
I mean, they've been under mommy's skirt.
I mean, what are millennials now?
What are they ages 28 to like 38 or some shit like that?
Right?
Isn't millennials like 28 to 38 or 27 to 38 or some kind of bullshit like that?
I mean, why is it that millennials are so depressed?
Well, according to Blue Cross and Blue Shield, millennials are facing a financial burden that causes them to be depressed, like student loan debt and health care and child care and an expensive housing market.
Oh, God.
I mean, why don't you fucking millennials figure it out for Christ's sake, man?
Get out from underneath your mother's skirt and go out and join the fucking real world for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, look, when it comes to student loan debt and health care, well, you need to blame Obama for that.
And I'm going to tell you why in just a second.
But, you know, y'all keep praising Obama like this son of a bitch did something when he did nothing but add more burden to your stupid asses.
All right.
Interruption and happiness.
And shout outs to Jackler.
All right.
Who gives a shit?
All right.
Who gives a shit?
Jesus fucking Christ.
He recently upgraded Windows 10.
Shout outs to Captain Ottison.
Can somebody shut this idiot up, all right?
Now, that's why millennials are going to die at a sooner rate because of depression.
Now, I want to show y'all who y'all need to be fucking really talking shit to when it comes to your burden, your burden of college debt.
Okay, let me show you something here.
Okay, stupid idiots.
Put the PC shot on.
I want everybody to see this.
Now, this is an ABC article written back March 30th, 2010.
Okay.
President Obama today signed into law the final piece of the health care puzzle.
This is actually a little bit before Obamacare was passed later on that summer.
But one of the things that he did, and this is called the Healthcare and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010.
Now, what it does, the student lending overhaul ends the current program that subsidizes banks and other financial institutions for issuing loans.
Instead, allowing students to borrow directly from the federal government.
Now, interest rates for some borrowers will still be lowered.
But what it didn't say is, folks, is that you, you dumbasses, after 2010 that get into student debt, you are obligated to that student debt for 25 years.
Prior to 2010, folks, you could just simply add your student debt to a bankruptcy and never have to pay for it again.
You see, that's what your professors did.
And if they were honest with you, they would ask, they would honestly say, yeah, that's what we did.
Yeah, and on top of which, all of you idiots, what?
What?
Seer, what is it?
Millennials are depressed because of the financial pressure that boomers never had.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We graduated during the 2008 recession.
Who gives a shit?
A lot of millennials are trying hard.
You ain't trying hard enough.
All right.
Why don't you stop playing the fucking video games?
How about that shit?
Why don't you stop buying the stupid, shitty fucking toys, you fucking man child?
Why don't you stop fucking acting like a fucking man child for Christ's sake and grow the fuck up?
Why don't you play the game of life instead of playing a bunch of fucking shithead video games that ain't gonna do shit for you, you stupid fucking morons?
Good fucking God.
And by the way, take a look at this.
Y'all want to know why, even though you're taking student loans out, that education is more expensive?
Let me tell you why.
What did I tell you?
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
The Reconciliation Act invests more than $40 billion in Pale Grants to ensure that eligibility students receive an award.
Basically meaning, folks, that ever since this stupid, ridiculous Reconciliation Act, everybody can apply for a PAL grant to go to fucking college.
All right.
And what is this?
Ghost says all this while gets disability.
Dude, I don't get disability, you fucking dickhead.
I don't know where the fuck you're getting that.
I've got nothing.
I get absolutely nothing from the government, you fucking dickhead.
But if you're asking yourself, you know what, Ghost, you're absolutely right.
You know, I go to college and I was hoping to get a little bit more of a higher educational environment, but it seems to me that it's just a bunch of overgrown man children trying to recreate high school.
You want to know why?
Pale grants.
You want to know why college campuses look like ghetto-fied high schools?
Huh?
It's pale grants.
All right?
Pale grants.
Having anxiety and depression isn't a fucking illness and it isn't an illness to die to.
Fucking millennial need to grow up and get over themselves.
I know, dude.
Fucking crybabies.
And you know what?
Maybe this is a good thing, dude.
Maybe it's a good thing that millennials will die early.
Now, these millennials need to grow the fuck up, but they ain't never going to.
And that's why I'm saying maybe it's a good thing that millennials are dying at a faster rate than Gen X because, I mean, what have the millennials done anyway besides maybe contributed to, you know, high stock prices for pharmaceuticals because of psychotropic drug intake?
I mean, maybe it's a good thing because, I mean, I don't think that we should be burdening ourselves with these losers.
I'm sorry.
Speak for yourself.
I got a cushy government job, make over $130,000 a year, and paid off my student loans in less than three years.
Yeah, great.
Thanks, Dave Ramsey.
And thanks, taxpayers.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't respect you at all because you're a government bureaucrat.
All right.
Why don't you go to the private sector?
Once you go to the private sector, asshole.
All right.
Once you stop sucking off the government teeth, you're a government worker.
You're a piece of trash as far as I'm concerned.
And yeah, Captain Autism, go fuck yourself, Autism.
IAM depressed.
Yeah, I mean, I say that I'm depressed, but am I out here popping psychotropic drugs?
Absolutely not.
Boomer, whose generation took America and threw it in the fucking trash for close to 50 years.
50 years.
How long are y'all going to bitch and moan and use that as an excuse?
Honestly, I think most of us have depression because most of us were under mommy's protection and now it's time for millennials to nut up or shut up and get out of here.
After 30 years, I know.
I don't give a shit about Sonic my Poisy.
I don't give a shit about Sonny.
You see, that's the problem with millennials.
You can't grow up.
Get out from underneath your mother's skirt.
And what is this?
Shut up, boomler.
Guy sits week after week in his wheelchair collecting disability.
I don't collect disability, you fucking idiot.
All right?
I don't collect shit from this fucking government.
All right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not some fucking entitlement recipient piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
Anyway, once again, folks, you can thank Obama, okay?
Obama for all the burdens that you have, okay?
And to think, all right, take a look at this.
Take a look at, hold on, what a fucking captain autism and you fuck off when we were best friends.
In your case, I was your only friend.
I'm just gonna go to the next step.
Fuck off, you fucking autistic freak show.
Jesus shit, man.
Zoomer here.
Pell grants are giving me the chance to unfuck my life.
Oh, yeah.
I work overtime and can't afford higher education without a grant or loan.
I'll be going to a four-year university soon.
Then I'll contribute to the economy with my job.
Oh, yeah.
How is that bad?
Let me explain to you if I get a chance to explain how that's bad.
All right.
Look at this.
By 2021, 2020, 2021 academic school year, more than 820,000 additional Pell Grants awards are expected to be made as a result of this new law.
So just off the bat, a million fucking people that are in the college arena aren't paying one penny because they're getting Pell Grants from the federal government.
So what that means is, is that universities have less seats to sell to those that are putting themselves into student debt.
And because the federal government is giving out all these Pell Grants and you got all these ghetto-fied pieces of garbage that have no business in college now attending college, that means the burden of cost goes to you folks.
Okay?
It goes to you because there's less seats for the university to sell.
So as a result, supply and demand happens and up goes the cost of education.
Ungrateful Millennials00:05:02
Okay.
That's why you have higher education costs and that's why you have more debt as a group.
You know, there's what is the fucking United States deficit for student loans?
I think it's $1.8 trillion.
$1.8 trillion outstanding in student loans today.
Can you believe this, folks?
Can you believe this?
$1.8 trillion.
What is this?
Albin's dirty wheelchair.
SX in the chat if boomers took the massive shit on America.
Now, fuck you.
All right.
Type EBT if you think ghost collects.
I don't collect disability, you fucking dickhead.
All right.
Shut up.
And as I was stating, folks, once again, $1.8 trillion in student loan debt outstanding.
I mean, don't you think that you could have been able to, with that money, with that amount of money outstanding, $1.8 trillion, that we'd be all geniuses out here?
That everybody who graduated college would be just this enlightened, unbelievable fucking pseudo-genius out here?
That's not the case.
The more we have spent on higher education, the dumber the products have been.
A good case in point is the millennials.
You hear these millennials, oh, it's your fault.
It's the boomer's fault.
It's my mommy's fault.
It's my daddy's fault.
It's the government's fault.
I need yang gang.
I need $1,000 a month because I simply breathe and turn perfectly good food into shit.
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's what I, I mean, this is literally the millennial generation.
And that's why this news that came out that millennials see a 40% mortality rate when compared to their Gen X counterparts, maybe it's good these millennials are dying faster.
You know what I mean?
I mean, maybe it's good that these millennials are dying quicker because I don't think the taxpayer money should even be allocated for these ungrateful pieces of excuse written pieces of shit.
I'm not even joking.
And because of the fact that millennials get diagnosed with fucking depression more than any other generational demographic says a lot about this fucking pansy ass group of fucking people.
All right.
It says a lot.
So in my personal opinion, I mean, I think it's a good thing that millennials are dying faster than Gen X. All right.
And for those of you that are younger, do not even attempt to emulate the millennial generation.
Okay.
I mean, you've got millennials that are 35 years old still living with their fucking parents.
Okay.
Still living with their fucking parents.
And half your life is already fucking gone, dude.
By the time you're already 35 years old and you've got nothing to show for yourself other than, you know, you get your thumbs bruised playing video games, your life is already gone.
Fuck you.
Don't talk about my granny, you piece of shit, all right?
Ghost plays Pokemon.
I'll play fucking Pokemon Go, you fucking idiot.
All right, go shove it up your ass with that shit.
But all I'm simply stating, folks, is that maybe it's a good thing millennials are, you know, dying off faster because, I mean, what significance have millennials done, really?
What have they done besides every time you hear them, every time you hear them, oh, the boomers wrecked the world, the boomers wrecked America, the boomers did this and the boomers did that.
I mean, excuse after excuse.
And by the way, I read an article recently that Gen X, you know, the up-and-coming generation, they're actually buying houses at a higher rate than millennials at this point in time.
How come the Gen Xers, or excuse me, the Gen Zers, the Zoomers, how come they're not having the same type of disenchantment as you fucking millennials?
Because you're a fucking bunch of fucking losers.
You're a bunch of fucking losers.
The sooner you realize that, hey, Ghost is right.
I'm a 35-year-old moron that's living under my mother's skirt.
Maybe, just maybe, I need to go out and do something for myself.
Just maybe I need to go out and stake my own fucking claim instead of, you know, sitting under my mommy's skirt thinking that I'm just going to be taken care of by this broad until she croaks.
So I'm just simply stating, folks, millennials, once again, this is according to Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Hey, ghost, don't forget to study Pokemon.
Go to shit.
Fuck off.
All right, go shut up your ass.
All right.
You guys are pissing me off, dude.
I'm going to end this show, and you guys are going to get pissed at me.
You guys are going to get pissed at me because I'm going to end this show.
But you know what?
You deserve it, man.
You fucking deserve it.
And oh, yeah, by the way, since it's not just student debt that is causing millennials to be depressed and, you know, get burdened and, oh, my God, I'm so depressed.
Healthcare Costs Explode00:06:00
I don't know what to do.
Oh, my God.
Let me show you a little bit about healthcare because people are talking about ghosts.
It's so, it's so hard.
Healthcare, it's so expensive.
It's so goddamn expensive for Christ's sake.
Well, let me explain to you what happened.
Obamacare is what happened, folks.
Okay?
Now, let me, I'll explain the Obamacare system in just a second.
But let me explain to you, once government came in, just like Obama did with the goddamn student debt program by nationalizing it, just like his educational reconciliation bill, Obamacare rose the cost of goddamn healthcare beyond anybody's belief.
In 2007, the average, the average spent by Americans on healthcare was about $7,700.
Okay?
Now, today, as of today, in the year 2020, it's headed towards $14,900, and that's on an annual basis.
Now, where are all these increases in healthcare costs coming from?
It's coming from the fact that the goddamn government is involved in healthcare.
Now, what is Obamacare exactly, folks?
Obamacare was nothing more than a scheme that forced healthy people and young people to purchase health insurance so that it could supplement and subsidize the sick and the old.
The sick and the old.
That was the Obamacare remedy.
That's why before Trump came into office, there was something called an Obamacare mandate in which it forced everybody over the age of 18 to purchase health insurance, or you were taxed by the government at the end of the year.
You were penalized by the government at the end of the year for not having health care.
Okay.
So what ended up happening is, folks, is that the government gave our health care to the insurance companies.
And the insurance companies, with all due respect to them, I know they're fucking sick maniacs and they claim to be doing everything for this country, but it behooved them.
It was financially incentivized for them once they got control of the healthcare industry to make everybody sick.
All right, to make everybody sick.
To play Pokémon Go.
All right.
You could use the exercise, you fat fuck.
Just remember to use your legs.
Go the fuck off.
All right, asshole.
Now, once again, folks, from year 2008, when healthcare costs was on average $7,700 annually, to now it's $14,900 annually, where did the 100% in cost come from?
They came from, folks, treatments.
You notice whenever you get sick, there's no cure for anything anymore.
It's all treatments.
And there is no law written down anywhere that physicians have to cure you.
There is no law stating that they have to cure you of anything.
They just have to treat you.
It's treatments.
You know, there's a, let me see if I can find this.
Let me see if I can find this commercial of, I forgot the guy.
I don't even know what to search, but it's a commercial of an old woman talking about her child who died of cancer and admitting that it wasn't the cancer that killed her son.
It was the treatment that killed her son and that the chemotherapy burnt his skin from the inside out.
And he eventually died at nine years old because of the treatment that he was getting.
And she said this with a straight face, without a tear in her fucking eye whatsoever.
And all I'm simply stating is, folks, back in my day, you know, in 1960, in 1960, the healthcare, you know how much it cost healthcare for annual, on an annual basis in 1960, $162.
$162 it cost annually for healthcare.
Percent of U.S. baby boomers dead, 20,000.
And that's a fact.9696918% total U.S. baby boomers, $85,358,000.
Still alive, $64,800.
Well, who gives this shit, you dumbass?
All right?
Who gives a crap?
$20,460,050.
Death every 18.2 seconds.
That's great.
Yeah, that's $5,749.
Great.
I know the boomers are going to be dead in 10 years.
I was too late to be a millennial.
I am a Jen Ecker.
Woot, woot.
No wonder I made it in crypto.
Yeah, no shit.
Anyway, I want to show you guys, okay?
The average cost in 1960 was $162 a year for healthcare, for Christ's sake.
All right.
And here, let me go ahead and give you the just facts.
Here it is.
All right.
Here it is.
Go ahead and look up that for all you idiots that want some kind of fucking proof.
Here it is.
Okay.
All right.
These are just facts.
And as you can see, between 1960 to 2016, from an average of $151 a person to $10,320.
All right.
That's in 2016.
From an inflation-adjusted average of just under $1,248 per person to $10,539.
All right.
Now, where the hell did all that increase in medical care come from?
Government Run Health Care00:03:58
I mean, does that anybody have to ask that?
It's because government got involved with health care.
Okay.
Government got involved.
And I think that everybody out there needs to recognize that because government gets involved with anything, that's what causes the increase in prices.
All right.
I mean, just let me give you a very simple example.
And I've said this a thousand times.
Okay.
I've said this a thousand times.
Let's say there's somebody on the corner that sells apples.
Okay.
And every week they go on the corner, they sell 10 apples.
And every week there's 10 people that expect one apple apiece.
All right.
And every weekend, that's what everybody expects until the government comes in.
The government comes in before the apple seller even gets on the corner.
The government says, I'm going to take five apples.
Okay.
I'm going to pre-buy five apples from you.
And I'm going to give them to whoever I think or whatever the government thinks that needs them.
We're going to give them to whoever we want.
All right.
This is why we need free health care like Europe and the rest of the first world.
All right.
All right.
Fuck you saying government ruined health care.
Boomers like you are.
All right.
Let me explain to you, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Anyway, that apple seller comes back on the corner and all he's got is five apples.
People are there.
They're, wait a minute, don't you usually have 10 apples?
I mean, you know, and then all of a sudden the price goes up.
The price goes up.
Now, for all you idiots talking about government-run healthcare, do y'all remember Baby Alfie?
Y'all remember that baby?
Baby Alfie.
Let me see if I can, you know, freshen your memory with that little kid.
He was a kid who was afflicted with some kind of ailment that was in the state-run hospital of the UK.
And for whatever reason, the UK healthcare system refused to give this baby the proper treatment necessary.
I mean, this baby Alfie got so much national news that there was an Italian hospital that was willing to take in Alfie absolutely free and willing to treat Alfie absolutely free so long as the government, state-run government of the UK, transferred Alfie's little baby body from the UK to Italy.
And you know what the UK did?
They said no.
They said absolutely not and they allowed Alfie to die.
They pulled the plug on the little kid and they allowed him to die because it wasn't cost-effective enough to do all this for little baby Alfie.
That's what you're going to get in your fucking government-funded healthcare.
Do you understand?
And by the way, it wasn't but maybe a week after Alfie died, Teresa May came out and waved her finger at the UK public saying, when you go into the UK health system, when you go into one of our hospitals, we are in control of your body.
We are in control of your children.
We make the decisions for you.
So that's what you get in a fucking government-run healthcare system.
Some fucking two-bit bureaucrat that doesn't like the way you look or thinks that you're too fat or, you know, whatever.
They're just sadistic.
They'll allow you to die.
It gives somebody the authority to pull the plug on you and allow you to die.
Okay.
Look up baby Alfie.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking around.
I am not joking around.
That's what you're going to get when you get fucking government-run fucking healthcare.
All right.
I mean, and, you know, I can't believe you millennials.
I can't believe you millennials will leave in fucking.
Yeah, look, here, let me go ahead and do this.
Okay.
Stop Acting Edgy00:15:22
Let me go ahead and show you so you people can recognize what I'm saying because I don't think that you people understand what I'm saying here.
Okay.
I'm trying to look for a decent baby Alfie.
But you know what?
Look at you people in the chat room.
You people don't give a shit.
Look at you people.
I mean, I'm talking to a group of people that believe that socialism is about them getting paid to sit back and become a bunch of fucking useless eaters and play video games all day.
That's what some of you fucking idiots think that goddamn socialism is, which it isn't.
Do you understand that socialism and communism is a collective ideology?
And if you have no participation and if you are of no use of the collective, you are allowed to starve to death or you're put into a labor camp or you're executed.
Do you understand?
And let me tell you, the communists and socialists are justified by this through the concept of dialectic materialism.
So for you idiots that are nothing in capitalist societies, you will definitely be nothing, if not dead, in communist or socialist societies.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even kidding around for Christ's sake.
Daylight 101.
I want to see people die.
Notice the fucking brony little avatar of this little fruit bowl, huh?
Stupid fucking weebs and shit.
I'm done.
You know what?
I'm fucking done with you people.
Fuck yourselves.
All right.
I was going to talk about Bolivia and Hong Kong and all this bullshit.
You all go fuck yourselves.
I'm out of here.
What is this, Minnie Moose?
Socialism isn't going to fix healthcare, but it's broken regardless.
We're basically slaves to the insurance company.
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely fucking right, man.
Howdy ho, folks.
Mickey Mouse here wanting to remind you all that Disney Plus is currently live.
Why would you want to sit here and listen to this fat, boring G when you can stream gargoyles for the low price of $6.99 a month?
Fuck you, and you know what?
And fuck all of you people in the chat room saying that I owe you any.
I don't owe you shit, all right?
Speaking of shit.
How about mental health facilities?
They make mentally ill people sleep in the same room as each other as roommates.
Imagine sleeping next to a schizo that could gouge your eyes.
Who gives a shit, all right?
I mean, I'm serious, all right?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives it look?
I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I'm not gonna sit here and continue to be berated by a bunch of mindless fucking millennials that are living with their fucking parents anyway, all right?
I mean, I've got fucking stupid idiots with weebs and fucking ponies in their fucking profile saying, oh, yeah, I want to see people die, huh?
Well, why don't you try with the man in the mirror, huh?
Why don't you try that?
For fuck's sake, for Christ's sake, alright?
I'm fucking tired of that.
Fuck all of you people, all right?
Fuck all of you people, all right?
X Dang93, fuck you, all right?
Red Eyes Black Dragon, fuck you.
My reflection, fuck you.
All right, Spud Grinder McGee, fuck you.
All right, Captain Hook, fuck you.
Fizzy Allison, fuck you.
Fucking Bob Tom, fuck you.
Death by Bacon, fuck you.
Feminist socialist, fuck you.
All right, ghost transgender daughter, fuck you.
Janova Will, fuck it.
Bye, Bitchler.
You son of a bitch.
I've got your bitch, all right?
Fuck you, King shit post.
Fuck you, big ball baggins.
Fuck you, fucking Cloudzack.
Fuck you, Solar Shield.
Fuck you, Nafara 822.
All right.
Fuck you, Sandusky shower attendant.
What kind of a fucking name is that?
Fuck you, my reflection.
Fuck you, Keemscares.
All right, fuck Jack, especially that brick bong piece of shit.
Fuck that guy.
All right.
Vinegar Dopo, fuck you.
All right.
System 23, especially you, you brony prick.
Fuck you.
Fucking asshole.
Anarcho-Canadian, fuck you and your Canadian bacon-know-it-all ass.
Fucking get an education, you dickhead.
Fucking asshole.
What is this?
You Flintace Winsick.
You didn't win shit.
All right?
Flintace doesn't win shit.
I made Nick Flintace look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
And I'd like for you all to acknowledge that shit.
All right?
This is serious, you stupid millennial Gen Z dickheads.
This is serious.
And of course, you ain't going to take nothing serious until they start bringing these Mexicans and these Latins across the border and they start slapping your goddamn soy boy asses around and start banging your bitches, huh?
Yeah, that's the only time you're going to finally be like, oh my God, Ghost was right.
Oh my God.
Fucking assholes.
All right.
You know what?
You know what?
Because so many of you assholes.
What?
What?
Yeah, 15 and a half inch of pure imagination.
Fuck you too.
You know, just because all you idiots that are in the chat room flapping your fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard, trying to tell me to leave, I'm not going to leave now.
How you like that shit, huh?
I'm not going to leave now because nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do, especially a bunch of millennial punks like you.
So you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to fucking crack me open a beer.
I'm going to force you fucking stupid millennial Gen Z or son of a bitches.
Sit there and listen to this boomer drink.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like some of that?
Everybody out there knows what time it is, baby.
It's time for more beer.
Give me my fucking glass.
Give me my goddamn glass, son of a bitch.
Hey, what is this?
Spermy the butt hamster.
What?
No shout out for your favorite ass-lick ass-tickling hamster.
Yeah, at least see what I'm saying.
This is a fucking millennial fucking right there.
That's a fucking Nick Fuente supporter right there.
All right?
What is this?
Dark me magician slut.
What is this?
It's okay.
We knew you were going to stay anyway.
I go, fuck you.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody is the boss of me, alright?
I am the fucking boss of me.
So shut up.
End it, bitch.
You sound like Alex Jones Esterman.
End it, bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Fucking idiot.
Yeah, Captain Hook.
You're damn right it's time for more beer, baby.
You're damn right, it's time for more fucking beer.
End the show, whore.
You've got no balls.
Yeah, fuck me.
We own your ass.
No, nobody owns you.
I'm the fucking boss of me.
Wheelchair symbol.
I'm the fucking boss of me.
You fucking bitch.
Wheelchair symbol.
Fuck you, man.
I'm the boss of me, man.
I'm the fucking boss.
All these stupid dumb fucks.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna quit.
Because then this boy will throw shekels at me.
It always works.
Fuck all the shameless fat.
Fuck you, alright?
Fuck all of you.
Alright?
You don't think I'll leave?
I'll do it.
It's just you, sons of bitches, are gonna cry like a bunch of bitches, man.
You're gonna cry like a bunch of old broads.
God damn it, I wish I could pop everyone in your fucking mouth.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Man, I'm not even choking around, man.
I'm tired of it, for Christ's sake.
I'm tired.
What?
Pig, Man, fuck you and your autistic spamming, you idiot.
Alright?
Pig, Do you want me to stay or not?
Pig, Do you want me to stay or not?
God, damn it.
Pig, Shut up with the fucking pig shit, man.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Talk about your god name Jabulan?
Shut up, seer, alright?
Stop trying to act like you're a fucking edgy esoteric asshole.
All right?
Spermy the butt hamster.
Prove us wrong, then leave, bitch.
Do it or else no balls.
I'm gonna fucking do it, dude.
Boo-hoo.
I'm gonna fucking.
Fuck you, you dirty bitch.
Get in the kitchen.
I'm so sad.
Get in the fucking kitchen, dark me magician, slut bag.
Get in the kitchen.
Hey, what is this?
Captain Knuckles F in chat for Ghost's liver.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Aleister Crowley's Lamb was a gray alien that visited him from space in a cigar-shaped UFL.
What a bunch of bullshit.
Are you kidding me?
What a bunch of bullshit.
Anonymous, what a bunch of bullshit.
What is this?
No, end it, bitch.
I've got your bitch, you stupid scumbags.
I've got your bitch.
Christ, man.
I'm not fucking joking, man.
Shut the fuck up.
All of you better shut the fuck up.
I'm not joking, man.
All of you better shut the fuck up, or it's going to be an ending, an early ending for the show.
I'm not joking, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
Desi, dude!
Pig nobody, pig wants to.
Desi, dude!
Pig, pig, pig, pig.
Show the fan art.
Pig, puck, pig, you, that's not pig pig.
Fucking Dessey, that's a fucking Captain Autism cocksucker.
Pig, pig, pig, pig, damn it.
I can't stand all this autism, man.
I can't stand all this god damn autism!
Pig pig pig pig- Oh god Pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig Oh god.
SHUT UP man!
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'd buy that for you.
Christ, man.
What is this?
Furries or sex?
Breathe manually and look at anal voice.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, y'all see what I've got to put up with, folks.
I'm a fucking man trying to fucking spread a serious fucking message out here.
I'm a man trying to spread a serious fucking message out here.
And all I'm getting is a bunch of fucking two-bit autists and ass dirters.
All right, what is this?
End it, bitch, whore.
Take the three bucks and buy yourself some new lipstick whore.
I'm not a whore, asshole.
Gadolph Quintler.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right, go fuck off.
All right?
You just gotta sit there and listen to me drink beer.
How do you like that?
How do you like that, millennials and Gen Zers?
You just gotta sit there and shut up and listen to me drink a goddamn beer.
How do you like that?
You gotta listen to a boomer guzzle down some beer.
So just sit there and shut up.
Give me my fucking beer.
Son of a bitch.
What is this?
Captain Hook, would you consider 1996 a millennial year or Gen Z year?
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
All I know is anybody who's under the age of 38 sounds like they just fucking popped out of the anal passage of George Michael.
What is this?
Thomas Albin Krippel, go fuck off, asshole, alright?
I'm not even joking.
Talk to anybody who's under the age of 38 and it's like, oh, how you doing?
I'm a millennial.
And, oh my God, I'm bisexual as well.
And I want to see your toolbox.
Yeah.
Let me see it.
Just let me see your toolbox.
And notice my feminine vernacular.
And notice my feminine physical attributes.
I'm a millennial.
Jesus Christ.
Just a reminder.
Ghost's production notes is actually a spellbook containing many sigils.
Ghost is a level 91 Gnostic Jewish wizard who is part of the Freemasons.
Note how he threatens to leave, but then never leaves.
It's magic.
What the hell are you talking about there in 2012?
What is this?
$50 bill.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
$50 bill, God.
What now dark meme magician girl?
The message is you're a little bitch that bends over backwards for our donations.
I've got some lipstick that'd be perfect for you.
Fucking lipstick bitch.
I don't fucking put lipstick on, you dumb fucking bra.
What is this?
Autist?
Do a face reveal.
I'll find you and throw my poo at you.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that, dude.
You wouldn't do that.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Ah, Christ.
Pig, pigism.
Nobody gives a shit about your autistic fan art, Captain Autism.
Do you understand that?
Nobody gives a shit.
Jesus Christ with this tard.
What is this?
Tony the shit talker.
Here's $3 for some midol.
Hold on.
I want to see what the fuck this bitch fucking Dark Me Magician girl put as a link.
She did a $50 bill.
So what the fuck is it?
What did you link me?
What is this shit?
Oh, you fucking bitch.
You fucking bitch.
Put the PC shut.
Of this shit.
Look at that.
Block this shit.
Look at this.
Huh?
Some fucking.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fucking bitch.
Potable water.
What is this portable water shit, man?
Potable, water.
Man, I'm done with this shit, man.
I'm fucking done with this shit, man.
Shut up with the potable water.
Shut up.
Potable water potable water potable water potable.
Shut the fuck up, man.
God damn it.
I can't take this any fucking more, man.
I fucking can't take this anymore, man.
I mean, do you understand?
My show used to be serious business until you fucking trolls came along and made a mockery of it, for Christ's sake, man.
Who the fuck are you, internet people?
Who the fuck do you internet people think you are?
Fucking assholes.
And fuck you, Keem Scares, you fucking piece of shit.
You're a lying piece of crap.
I made you look like a piece of shit on that fucking game, and you're out here.
Nah, I beat you.
Yeah, fuck you, you zombie cooch, loving, cauliflower, cock-having, foreskin, muzzle-loving piece of cuckoo connoisseur shit.
I'm fucking tired of all you assholes, for Christ's sake, man.
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
Kick Okay Boomer00:03:52
And the next person that says okay, boomer in this chat room, I'm kicking them the fuck out of here.
I'm not taking this shit anymore, alright?
I'm fucking implementing chat room martial law.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Anybody who says okay, boomer, kick him out, engineer.
Kick them the fuck out of here.
I'm not even just kick him out.
Kick them all out.
Kick them all the fuck out.
Kick them out of here.
Kick them out.
Piece of shit.
Kick them all out of here.
I'm not even joking around.
Kick them out.
You're gonna fucking say okay, boomer to me, you piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a fucking Mick Flinte slumbered shit.
Fuck you.
Yeah, there you go, you fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
Kick them all out of here.
They're saying fucking okay, boomer.
Get them all out of here.
Get them all out.
I'd buy that fucking shit.
I told you sons of bitches.
Still at it, Scambler?
Under 350 viewers?
You're in the big time now, leeching off Alex Jones still I see.
Yeah, fuck it.
Scammer, if ghost has ever scammed.
Fuck you, incel energy.
Jesus Christ.
Get out of your mother's fucking pussy.
How much to see a picture of your wedding ring?
Is it gilded?
Does it contain gemstones?
Should it cost more than $100?
Fuck off, alright?
Fucking 2012 fan.
Who's this?
Okay, coomer.
What's up with you and this fucking coomer shit, dude?
What the fuck is up with this coomer shit?
Huh?
Potable water, potable, water, water.
Is this what this fucking Fruit Bowl Wednesday has turned out to be for credible?
Shut up with your potable water shit, man.
Shut up, man.
Fucking hell.
What is this?
I bet 90% of us can kick your old crippled ass.
Dude, you wouldn't be able to kick my ass, you little fucking stupid, fucking lamer son of a bitch.
You wouldn't be able to, boy.
And what is this, Captain Hook?
What's going to be the next South American country that's going to go down the tubes?
Well, Bolivia.
All right.
And the reason is, and let's be honest, okay?
Let me talk a little bit about Bolivia.
All right.
I might as well.
You never hear a ghost and engineer talk at the same fan art in chat to show ghosts that we do care about fan arms.
Captain Autism, dude, you've got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
You got a lot of fucking problems, okay?
Now, I personally believe that Bolivia is a U.S. intelligence operation to prevent the spread of socialism in South America.
Now, lest we forget that the current president that has recently resigned and went in exile, his name is Evo Morales.
The reason he has resigned is because, you know, he doesn't want to end up executed.
Let's put it that way.
But it is an operation that is intelligence-related to the United States that has helped depose Evo Morales.
Unless we forget that Evo Morales is one of the first indigenous presidents to Bolivia, prior to Evo Morales, the European elites have been ruling Bolivia ever since the time of the conquistadors.
So right now, Bolivia is in major turmoil.
And Evo Morales, even though he has left the country and is in Mexico, he's claiming that he is going to come back and pacify the country.
We do have some stupid Hatamale whorebag out there trying to claim that she's the new president, some bitch by the name of Janine Añez.
And the people of Bolivia are like, no, jor president.
No.
You should buy Dark Meme Magician Girls Lipstick.
Bolivia In Turmoil00:15:13
I am sure you'd look great in it while you're sucking my big knot cop.
Ah, Jesus.
Bill Benjamin.
Do you see what I got to put up with?
I'm fucking trying to give you the fucking news.
I'm trying to shoot pearls.
And you see?
You see what I got to put up with, man?
For fuck's sake.
Stupid assholes.
You know what?
If this keeps going, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
What is this?
Nah, Mrs. Ghost makes Mad Bank pimping ghosts pearl jam to the highest bidder.
Cheers, baby, cheers.
Sake's sake's sake.
Go fuck off, all right?
And let me tell you, I am a little bit of a stud.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs, and I'm sure that's what makes every one of you envious of me right off the bat, all right?
I mean, my fucking schlonghead will go up into your mother's snatch pipe and come out of her mouth, baby.
I mean, that's how long my ding-dong is.
So I don't blame you all for hating on this man right here, okay?
I don't blame you, all right?
You got a lot of fucking envy out there, boy.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Let me go ahead and get this drink going on, all right?
It's the only way I can pallet this broadcast if I drink copious amounts of alcohol.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is this?
America was founded on Masonic principles.
That means America was created to be a Luciferian nation.
That's not true.
That's not true.
We're one nation under God.
God meaning gold, oil, and drugs.
So what the hell are you talking about there, boy?
And you know what?
So what?
All right.
Hey, we were created to be a Luciferian nation.
So what?
All right.
So what?
It says Anuit Coeptus on the back of our dollar bill.
All right?
So what?
Fucking, you idiots are living in the lap of luxury and you're still bitching for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
You fucking idiots are getting your thumbs bruised, playing video games, watching cartoons until your fucking brains gets fucking eaten out of your head.
You're out here, you know, doing cosplay.
What difference does it make to you?
It's not like one of you idiots are going to do anything about it.
You sons of bitches are being controlled by a bunch of symbols.
Symbols are controlling your life.
Huh?
I bet you know what the on symbol is.
I want to bet you know what the power symbol is, huh?
I bet you know all these little symptoms.
That's what's fucking controlling your life is your idiots.
All right?
What?
Anal Vore?
Fuck off.
And what the hell are y'all talking about, Anal Vore?
Are y'all talking about like prolapse anuses or something?
What the fuck does that mean?
Is that what y'all are getting off on now?
Fucking prolapse anuses and shit?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Just give me my drink.
Anyway.
And look, I've got some brony saying that he's going to slice my throat.
I'm real scared.
I'm real fucking scared.
Especially some fucking brony that's half a pedophile.
I'm really fucking scared of that idiot.
Yeah, I'm fucking scared.
You know how many times people have said they're going to kill me, dude?
Take a fucking number, all right?
As a matter of fact, where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
Not even joking around.
You know, take a fucking number on that note, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm telling you, you guys are pissing me the fuck off today.
All right.
I'm going to end this fucker.
But you know what?
Before I go, I want y'all to hear me drink beer and smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
All right.
All right.
Tetrahydrocannebanol, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you, you motherfuckers better stop threatening me on the damn fucking chat room, you son of a bitch.
I'll fucking call the cyber police and we'll backtrace your fucking ass and consequences will never be the same.
Remember that shit.
So keep fucking threatening me on the fucking chat room and I'll call the fucking cyber police and we'll see what's happening.
All right, I'm not even fucking around.
Fucking backtrace your asses.
All right.
You done goofed.
You're damn right you done goofed.
All right, I'm smoking here for Christ's sake.
All right.
And if you people want, if you people have a fucking problem with it, well then suck my fucking schlong head.
All right.
Eat my fucking dick up till you hiccup, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I'm tired of you people.
Look at all these people fucking just literally, you know what you people are doing in this chat room, right?
You are literally cyberbullying.
And any of you people getting any kind of gratification from these people cyberbullying me, all right, you are complicit too, all right?
Silence is consent, asshole.
All right.
So if you're taking any kind of gratification from these sons of bitches cyberbullying me, then you're complicit because silence is consent.
Fucking idiot.
All right, I'm smoking here.
Okay, I'm smoking for Christ's sake.
Ghost has a flip phone.
So what?
I got a jitterbug phone.
So what?
Who gives this shit?
All right.
What?
Am I supposed to be like you fucking millennials that get a fucking $2,000 phone every three months like a fucking dumb jerk off?
I'd buy that for a while.
What is this?
Hey, ghost.
It's been a while.
How's your pink sock?
Remember when I shoved a two-liter bottle of Trump urine up, you're exit only?
All right.
Real funny.
All right.
Real fucking funny asshole.
All right.
Supreme 2020.
Ghost is Vermin Supreme.
Is Vermin Supreme still alive for Christ's sake?
Wasn't this son of a bitch running in the 2008 presidential elections?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
That's that idiot with a boot on his head, right?
Fucking Vermin Supreme.
Give me a fucking break.
All right, look, everybody just shut up.
All right.
Everybody in the chat room, shut your mouth, all right?
Stop flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard and shut the fuck up.
I'm going to smoke a little bit, all right?
I'm going to smoke a little bit.
Y'all just shut up.
Gotta hold it in.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain.
Buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
2011 call.
They want their internet lingo back.
Also, didn't Jesse slaughter kill herself?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I hope that's not true.
I hope that's not true dude Akira Shimazu Main Himatami Sasa Momotara Fari from Puyo Puyo Matsuwa from Kantae Collection I need a fucking tissue.
I need a tissue.
Urushi from Bombergir.
Happy birthday.
All right.
Please excuse me, dude.
Every time I take the first fucking hit, fucking mucus starts just secreting out of my orifices, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know what it is, dude.
I don't know what it is.
Once you take the fucking first hit, just secretions start coming out of my fucking orifices, man.
And fuck you, Pooka Dude and Danger Dan.
Don't be fucking narcs, you idiot.
All right, fucking nark bastards.
Huh?
I knew you.
You'd fucking sell your mother out if you knew you.
We wouldn't fucking mean that you wouldn't spend a night in jail, you fucking son of a bitch.
All right.
All right, let me go ahead and take a drink of this.
Shut up, dude.
All right.
Shut up.
We got married.
Ghost makes those sounds when he slurps my mangina.
That's fucking disgusting, dude.
That's fucking disgusting.
You know, you're a fuck.
Whoever the fuck just did, you're a fucking, you're a disgusting piece of crap.
I mean, dude, that's fucking gross, man.
I mean, seriously, licking a bussy.
I mean, that's fucking disgusting, man.
That reminds me of some fucking Huffington Post article that read, the title read, I got intestinal parasites from rimming.
I know I'm not the only one.
I'm not even joking.
That's a real article.
You can look it up for yourself.
This is my life, guys.
I mean, how do you think I feel, dude?
I mean, I know that you guys think that, hi, Anto's, you fucking moron.
We're fucking here.
He's a fucking jag off.
And we're fucking making fun of him.
There's nothing he can do about it.
How do you think this makes me fucking feel, for Christ's sake?
All right.
How do you think that makes me fucking feel?
What is this?
Orifices?
Does that include back orifice?
Back orifice was a great Trojan horse, by the way.
Great Trojan horse.
Ghost snotted on his face.
Ghost is drowning in mucus.
It's God's punishment for not viewing my fan art.
And discuss tang.
I'm going to get.
Look, I'm not going to say anything.
All right.
I don't even know what to say.
This show has gone off the rails.
All right.
I mean, I was trying to inform you guys about some shit.
Of course, you fucking used urinal cake curators.
Don't give a shit.
So, I don't even know what the fuck else to do.
I don't even know what else to say.
What else do you want me to fucking say, man?
And shut up!
I'm not showing his fan art for Christ's sake, man.
All right, here, take a whiff of this.
If you want, you want to hear, you want to fan art here?
Here.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
John threw up a little bit there.
That was gross.
Anyway, let me just, everybody just shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut the fuck up for Christ's sake.
Alright, gotta hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, for Christ's sake.
Ah, that feels better.
That feels better.
Okay.
All right.
Let's fucking see his stupid fucking art.
All right.
I'm going to show one fucking shit of art.
All right.
And if it's a, it's fucking, if it's retarded, that, hey, that says everything about each and every one of you because you wanted to see this like a bunch of butt monkeys.
All right.
Look, there it is.
All right.
Here it is.
Here's, here's what this fucking idiot.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Owner of shit opinion.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck, get this idiot out.
You know, this is why I didn't want to show this stupid shit.
This is why I didn't want to show this stupid shit.
Fucking assholes.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
What?
Ghost gargling on Bussy again?
Did you really eat Amy Daly's bussy?
I'm sorry for the dead air, folks.
I don't know what the fuck do you want me to say after some stupid shit like, I mean, dude, what the fuck do y'all want from me, man?
Seriously, man.
I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
All right.
I'm trying to enlighten you about things that should be pertinent to your fucking stupid Weebo life, but of course it isn't.
We've got the Washington, D.C. establishment going after our president.
For Christ's sake, and you don't give a shit.
What is this, Seer?
Maybe I'd show you respect.
Wait, maybe if you'd showed respect, you'd get more respect.
Well, you know what?
How about this, fucking seer?
Fuck you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking trans-testicle turd burglar shit.
How do you like that?
All right.
How the fuck do you like that?
Jesus Christ, you guys are lucky you're on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet because I would be giving digital backhands to each and every one of you.
And all you could do was look back at me with a stunned fucking wide-eyed look like you were Tina Turner.
You understand?
I'm not even fucking judging.
Yeah, fuck you.
You respect me, asshole.
All right?
You respect me.
And what is this?
This was the one you were supposed to show him, but fuck off.
All right, asshole.
You put it like a fucking butt monkey.
All right.
I showed it.
So shut up and stop having an autistic fit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Give me my fucking goddamn drink.
Hey, yeah, people are saying I'm an internet tub.
I'm a bad motherfucker, dude, in real life.
I'm not even joking around.
If you motherfuckers only knew, all right?
I mean, I've told you this a thousand times.
If I closed my fist, put them in my pocket and walked outside, I could be arrested for carrying lethal fucking weapons.
Do you understand me?
I mean, I'm a bad motherfucker, man.
I get into barb rolls for exercise, for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
If you fucking sons of bitches that are talking garbage to me in the chat room were in front of me, I'd stomp your teeth so far down your throat, you'd be able to chew the polyps in your goddamn clogged up colon hole, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I'm a bad motherfucker, man.
I'd stop mud holes in your fucking ass, kick it dry, take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
You know it, and I know it.
Son of a bitch.
Punch you one time right in your goddamn head, put a hole in your face.
I punch you so fucking hard.
Good fucking guy.
I ain't no fucking fake tough guy.
Here's a bad motherfucker.
All right?
When you hear this man, I'm a bad motherfucker.
All right?
That's why everybody on the internet knows who the fuck I am for Christ's sake.
I'm a bad motherfucker, all right?
That's what I am.
Just show it.
I single-handedly fund your lifestyle.
You love me really.
Show it.
F.A. In chat if you want to see it.
Oh, Jesus.
My Big Aura00:08:07
No, don't respond to him, please.
Don't respond.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
I soil my wheelchair for exercise.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Engineer, get in here and clean me up.
Fuck you, alright?
Fuck off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You want to know something?
You want to know why fucking Nick Fuentes don't want to acknowledge this man?
Because he's afraid that I may just meet him in a damn bar somewhere.
And who knows what happens?
Hurry up with the show.
Who knows?
Fuck off.
No respectler.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, no respectler.
I got your no respectler, you fucking dumb piece of shit.
All right, look, here's another Captain Autism fan art.
He's having an autistic spaz attack.
So what the hell is it that you...
What the fuck is this?
Put the PC shot on, you stupid idiot.
you fucking kidding me that's me with no legs in a fucking wheelchair in a pink fucking what is that Some kind of a pink fucking sports jacket, a hambone in my hand, with Templeton with pink fucking tassels around him or some shit.
Welcome to Hasben Hambone Show, 11 years of trash.
Look, if I'm 11 years of trash, then get the fuck out of here.
All right?
If you pussies don't like me, then get out of here.
Get the hell out if you don't like it, you son of a bitch.
I'm gonna sit over here and try to fucking have you make a mockery of me.
How dare you try to make a mockery of me?
Hey, what is this, Captain Hook?
Do you still go to that breakfast place with the breakfast chip and dip?
Dude, that was in Austin, Texas, dude.
I'm out in San Antonio right now.
All right, I was in Austin, Texas.
Hey, what is this?
See here, ghost, if you do a face reveal, we will rent out a boxing gym and we'll see if you're about, dude, don't even talk shit, baby, all right?
Don't even talk shit.
All right, because I'm telling you right now, if you saw me, just the mere sight of me would make you be like, nah, dude, I don't want nothing with this guy.
I don't want nothing with this guy.
This guy looks like he, no, I don't want nothing.
All right, I strike fear in people just by looking at me, man.
All right.
I got a fucking aura that travels around me, man.
It's like a fucking force field.
I walk into an arena full of people.
I walk into a room full of people.
People that have their backs towards me stop what they're doing and look back at me like, what the hell just came into the room?
I'm telling you that right goddamn now, you son of a bitch.
And I'm not even joking.
You motherfuckers.
You goddamn internet son of a bitch and motherfuckers.
I'm telling you that right damn now.
I got a fucking aura out here.
You understand?
Fucking aura that people can feel.
They're not even looking.
They don't even need to be looking at me and they can fucking feel it.
You understand that?
Huh?
I bet you can fucking feel it, huh?
I bet you can feel my aura right now in the room with you, huh?
I'm just broadcasting to you on this fiber optically connected world we call the internet.
But look, you can feel me.
How you can feel my aura inside you, huh?
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
How you like my aura inside you, don't you?
It gets you all excited inside, don't you?
You like my big ass aura inside you, don't you?
Fucking piece of shit.
Of course you do.
I'm a bad son of a bitch.
All right, that's why.
That's why you like my fucking big fat fucking aura inside you, you son of a bitch.
Give me my drink.
Yeah, you want the ghost aura, don't you, huh?
You want some of the old ghost special, how the ghost aura to go right inside you, huh?
Fucking assholes.
I bet your fucking assholes are puckering up just thinking about that shit.
You fucking freak shows.
I bet, yeah, I'm sure, huh?
Yeah, I'm sure, huh?
Feel my aura.
Feel my big throbbing aura fucking just jam inside of you, you fox.
You fucking fox.
Jesus Christ, I'm out of beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's time for more beer.
That's what it's time for.
Jesus Christ.
And look at everybody's feeling my aura.
Look at that, huh?
You're feeling the ghost aura, aren't you?
Look at all these people feeling the aura, huh?
Huh?
You feeling my fucking big fucking aura, huh?
Yeah, it's not just the tip, it's the whole fucking thing.
Huh?
How do you like the big aura, huh?
Fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Look at where this show is is turned to, dude.
Look at where this show is already turned to.
Look at where we're at at this point.
It is because of all you sick internet people, man.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, look at them.
They like the aura.
Look at them.
Huh?
I mean, look at you.
You fucking like the aura, don't you?
Look at them.
Look at them.
They can't get enough of the aura.
They can't get enough of the aura.
The eyes are rolling in back of their heads.
They can't get enough of the aura.
And I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me go ahead and drink.
All right.
Look, I had production notes.
You know, I was going to talk about a bunch of things.
What do y'all want to talk about?
All right.
It's your fucking show.
Y'all fucking have taken it over.
I wanted to talk about the DC establishment against Trump.
And of course, you fucking idiots don't want to talk about that.
What the fuck do you dickheads want to talk about?
You've already taken over the fucking show.
All this other shit.
What the fuck do you want to talk about?
Huh?
Fucking son of a bitch.
What?
The horror?
The horror.
Man, fuck you.
Fuck, you know what?
You keep up those fucking wise cracks on text-to-speech, and I'll get the fuck out of here.
Okay?
You keep doing shit like that, and I'll get the fuck out of here for the horror.
Fucking dickheads.
All right, what?
Do media share.
People want to do media shares.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, God.
I'm just fucking.
I don't know what else to do, dude.
I'm like, I'm literally like, don't know what the fuck else.
How to proceed on.
I'm pretty pissed off.
I'm pretty pissed off that you fucking people have turned my fucking show into this direction for Christ's sake.
Why don't y'all do this to Nick Fuentes, huh?
Why don't y'all do this shit to Nick Fuentes or something?
What is this?
Did Dib Membrane?
What are your thoughts on aliens?
Aliens don't exist.
The only aliens we have are the Latins that are coming across the Rio Grande illegally, okay?
All right, that's the only aliens that I believe in.
And we need to get those aliens the hell out of here.
Okay?
They got to go back.
But as far as aliens from out of space, get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Get out of here.
There ain't no aliens from outer space, for Christ's sake.
They're not here living amongst us.
They're not working here.
All right.
I mean, they're not fucking, you know, taking you into their spaceship and putting anal probes in you.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Masculinity Is Dead00:05:26
All right.
If you believe that, you get a lot of fucking screws loose.
Alistair.
I can feel your aura.
All right.
In my personal opinion, you're a female in real life, and that's why you overcompensate with the manly dominance.
Fuck you, all right?
A female wouldn't know how to properly act like a man, and this is her idea of it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm a real man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Let me tell you, I'm a real fucking man out here.
It's just sad that you stupid femmboys who are guzzling down soy like it's going out of style don't know what a real man sounds like anymore.
Do you understand, I mean, do you hear the masculinity that I'm fucking exuding out of my voice?
For Christ's sake, do you understand the type of respect I'm commanding with the voice that I'm projecting right now to you, sons of bitches?
Huh, I'm telling you right now, you better not have any female within the vicinity of my voice.
You better hope that you don't have some sister, some aunt, some mother, some grandmother, some sister listening to my voice, whether it be in the same room or through the thin walls in that shitty little place that you call a home.
All right, they're probably listening right now, putting a couple of fingers in their goddamn pumpkin pie, wiggling it around down there like it's a windshield wiper out of whack, creaming in orgasmic pleasure, listening to the manly dominance.
And i'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
All right, I guarantee you that right, fucking now.
I guarantee you, these women, right now, are putting large pieces of furniture in their private parts, all right, and literally just thrusting in and out, in and out, like they were just fucking churning fucking butter, all right, listening to the manly dominance, and i'm just throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit, because there ain't real men on this internet anymore.
There ain't real men anymore, period.
And that's why you got these women out here in complete orgasmic pleasure, listening to this goddamn man right here, right now.
Do you understand that boy, that's right, leave all these women out.
Look, we got a lot of men haters in here.
I'm sure many of the men are looking at their ladies.
Um honey, you don't really think that uh ghost sounds like any kind of masculine or anything?
Uh no honey, I don't, I don't.
Um honey, are you sure?
Uh looks like?
Uh, you've got your uh, your hand in an inappropriate place?
Uh no, it's okay, I just have an itch.
I mean that's what's happening.
All right, That's what the fuck's happening.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm telling you, you know, you sons of bitches need to start respecting this man right here.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
Let me go ahead and go ahead and smoke some more.
What?
There's Captain Hook.
Here's something.
Do you buy beef locally?
Why don't you do a cooking channel on the side?
Well, everybody's doing cooking channels now.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
We're going to see what happens.
The future awaits.
I think what we're doing now isn't too bad, all right?
The only bad part about it is you trolls fucking deviating what I have here in the production notes, right?
Fucking fucking here.
I was supposed to talk about all this stuff, and now you got me fucking, I don't know where I'm doing.
I don't know where I'm going, man.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, everybody just calm down, all right?
I know that many of you are starting to realize you're looking around your house and you're seeing women excusing themselves in the private areas of the home while still trying to listen to this broadcast because I'm telling you, there ain't no masculinity anymore, boy.
And this man right here, Ghost, is the epitome of masculinity.
Do you understand?
I mean, look at me, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm drinking.
I'm filling myself up full of piss and fury.
You know what I mean?
I'm smoking like a chimney like a motherfucker.
I'm a bad motherfucker, all right?
And every woman that's listening, they can hear it.
They can fucking hear it, baby.
And I don't blame them, baby.
Excuse me.
I don't blame them.
Give me some more drink.
Anyway, I do know how to cook, though.
I'm a pretty good cook.
I know how to grill.
I know how to fucking work that fucking grill, baby.
I love barbecues.
I love barbecues.
I'll tell you that right now.
I know how to, you know, I like barbecue.
It gets you in touch with primitive man.
You know, it's like you can imagine the fucking first time man was cooking and had to, you know, be like, I want to taste better.
And, you know, fucking salt.
I want to taste better than this.
You know, the pepper, you know.
You're primitive man.
You know what I mean?
Anyway.
Ghost shoves women's hands down his.
Grilling And Barbecues00:09:37
No, Lena.
You don't understand, dude.
I don't have to force women to do anything when it comes to me, baby.
All right.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's my swagger.
I don't know if it's my aura.
I don't know what it is, baby.
I don't know what it is, but it ain't hard for women to want to fucking pull the fucking balls out of my pants.
I mean, it could be my rapist wit.
I have no fucking idea, but I don't have to force women to do anything.
All right.
I don't have to force women to do anything.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I got to force women to do nothing.
Maybe that's y'all's business.
Maybe that's something that y'all do in your life.
That ain't me, baby.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and do some smoke here.
I'm not joking, dude.
I'm a smooth guy.
I got a fucking rapist wit, dude.
What can I say?
You know?
I mean, did y'all hear me on the last Saturday Night Troll show?
All right, when we called the date line.
I mean, these women can't get enough of me, man.
I mean, I'm telling you.
I know what I'm talking about.
I know how to get into a woman's mind, unlike some of you fucking non-communicative bastards.
All right.
I mean, did y'all hear it?
Hey, you can go.
Let's go.
Let's go over here.
Let me show you where to go, okay?
Jesus Christ.
We got to show everybody like you're fucking kids over here.
All right, let me show you where to go.
Put the PC shot on.
What you want to do is you're going to go to ghost.report.
Okay, that's my official website.
No matter what happens, whether I'm banned on whatever platform, whatever the case might be, you can always go to ghost.report.
You just type that in your browser.
And that's my official website.
Now, what you want to do is you want to go to the archive.
You go to the archive.
And right there is this past Saturday Night Troll show.
And any show that isn't being able to be archived for whatever reason on YouTube will also be archived on this particular channel here.
And you can get to it by going to ghost.report, hitting the archive.
All right.
Anyway, go ahead.
Let's put the PC shot off here.
I'm just trying to let y'all know we had a great time this past Saturday Night Troll Show.
We called a dateline.
Everybody likes why I call the dateline.
And it was really funny.
It was pretty funny.
It was hilarious.
And that's why people enjoy the dateline bit on Saturday Night Troll Show.
I don't blame them.
I don't blame them.
I've got a fucking rapist wit.
I mean, what the fuck can I say, dude?
Jesus Christ.
What can I say?
I'm just going to let it break.
Speaking of archive, that reminds me.
That reminds me of something.
But what?
What is it?
Ghost, you're not a scammer.
Can we be best friends again?
I mean, you only charged me $122 to show my fan art.
Nobody asked you to keep fucking donating like a fucking repetitious tar, dude.
All right.
Anyway, listen, okay.
Not to mention the archives at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost are possibly going to be taken down because blog talk radio, believe it or not, gave me an email the other day and said, we're going to take down all of your archives unless you pay us like 20 bucks a month or some kind of bullshit like that.
So I think that I think we've got a month.
I'm not even joking around.
I think we've got a month before the blogtalkradio.com slash ghost archives are taken down.
Can you believe they're trying to shake me down for 20 bucks a month so that they can keep fucking hosting them or whatnot?
I can't believe it, man.
I'm not even joking.
I cannot fucking believe it.
But once again, if y'all want to take a look at those episodes, man, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm not joking.
And what is this?
You know what?
Hey, a monkey De La Rocha.
Oh, it's only 20 bucks a month.
It's the principle, dude.
It's the fucking principle that they're fucking, you know, not only are they going to continue to throw advertisements on all that content, which is years of fucking content, okay?
They're wanting to shake me down for 20 bucks a month so that I can fucking supplement whatever outgoing bullshit, dude.
I'm not going to fucking do that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck no.
I'm not going to fucking do that.
Gonna fucking shake me down for Christ's sake for 20 bucks a month.
Are you fucking joking?
You fucking people are fucking selling ads for that shit that I'm not getting paid for.
They're selling ads that I'm not getting paid for.
These fucking guys.
Now we're going to have to take it down unless you give us like 20 fucking bucks a month.
And yeah, that's what we're going to have to do.
Yeah, we're going to have to do that, ghost.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
You see, this is why you idiots.
You see, you millennials, it's just 20 bucks.
It's just 20 bucks.
That's why you are the way you are, dude.
That's why you're bitching about boomers taking your fucking opportunities and shit.
You see, $20 a month is $120 a year, okay?
All right.
I mean, that's not just like, ah, it's just $20.
No, it's not.
And for what?
For what?
For a dollar?
So, can we be best friends again?
$20 a month is nothing to you.
Some of those episodes include your finest moments.
I know.
In trying to show off your principles to some faceless company who doesn't care, you're going to lose so much of your funniest content.
Well, you know, yesterday ain't got much for me, you know, like the song goes.
You keep moving forward, okay?
And by the way, I've already downloaded all the shows and shit.
I'm just saying, you know, for you guys, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing it.
Fuck that shit.
All right.
Fuck that shit.
All right.
I'm not going to sit here and be shut.
You're not going to shake me down for 20 bucks a month.
All the content that I did for Christ's sake.
High Fleet Behemoth was the first Tyrannid high fleet encountered by the Imperium and was also the first contact the Imperium had with Tyrannids as a race.
Behemoth made a juggernaut rush into the galaxy from the Eastern France and proceeded into the fire.
And I forgot it's it's it's fucking 240 or whatever the fuck it is a year.
Who gives a shit how much it is a year?
I'm just simply stating that I ain't paying it, okay?
You're not gonna shake me down for fucking $20.
You're not gonna fucking shake me down.
After all the fucking goddamn content I gave to these people, fucking swine.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm not doing it.
Give me my smoke.
And you know what?
Let me fucking drink for a couple more minutes.
Let's go fucking radio graffiti.
Let's just start a radio graffiti early.
You fucking guys already fucked everything up.
You already fucked everything up, isn't it?
And you know, I know sometimes you guys on the radio graffiti end, y'all get screwed and shit.
So we're going to have an early radio graffiti.
Give us about five to ten minutes and we're going to do radio graffiti, all right?
And listen, the more that you people say do shout outs, do shout outs, shut up.
Don't tell me what the fuck to do.
I don't like being told what the fuck to do.
Fucking shit, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't like being told what the fuck to do.
So shut up, all right?
Shut the fuck up.
What is this?
Wait, if you've already downloaded the shows, what are you bitching about?
Re-uploads.
Everybody knows.
Everybody knows blog talkradio.com slash ghost.
You know, I mean, seriously, everybody knows it.
It sucks.
It's going to be taken down.
People aren't going to be able to find it because these fucking people are trying to shake me down for 20-something bucks a month.
I don't want to do it.
It's a principle, dude.
You understand?
It's a fucking principle.
You know, if this person can shake you down for 20 bucks a month, then anybody can shake you down for 20 bucks a month.
And you can't allow that to happen, dude.
As a capitalist, you know, I mean, what have I always told you, man?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right?
Excuse me.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
So I'm just saying, all right?
And I am going to re-upload them.
I don't know where the hell I'm going to re-upload them.
Who knows?
All right.
But like I said, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Give him a drink.
And fuck you, Peter Graham.
Blog talks doing the world a favor.
What the fuck are you talking about doing the world a favor?
What are you fucking talking about, you fucking dickhead?
It's doing the fucking world a favor.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Do you see these motherfuckers?
Do you see these people?
I mean, do you see what kind of fucking...
No Shoutouts Today00:02:43
Oh, my God.
Look, you know what?
If you all keep shit talking, I won't have any radio graffiti.
I ain't going to have no shoutouts, and you all can go fuck yourself.
All right.
I thought you all calmed down already and shit.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Let me, let me, just hold it and let me hit the brain.
Goldy, let me hit the brain.
I need a tissue.
Oh, God.
Like my Jew boss that manages to turn one shekel into a big deal by harping on MUH principles.
End up spending more money trying to prove a point, all because you're both just too stubborn and proud.
Top boomer mentality.
It's a principle, Anonymous, you fucking idiot.
You don't get it.
All right.
You've got no shame, okay?
You're a fucking shithead millennial that's got an ego the size of the Dubai Tower, and yet you don't know shit.
Ain't nothing fucking more dangerous than a smart, dumb motherfucker, which is what the majority of you millennials are.
That's why you don't know shit from Sha Nola when it comes to principle, because you're shameless.
So shut up.
It's the fucking principle, man.
It's the fucking principle.
Stand By Principles00:07:12
And I'm a man.
You understand?
I stand by my principles.
I say what I mean and mean what I say, all right?
All right, don't fucking ish.
Fuck you, Anarcho-Canadian, all right?
Fuck you.
Weaving spiders come not here.
All right.
Be gone, don't care.
Be gone.
May fire have its will of thee.
Be gone, don't care.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, that's all I've got, man.
This is, you know, while you fucking dumbasses are getting all high on those psychotropic drugs that are killing your liver faster than somebody that's boozing beer 24-7.
I'm drinking beer.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm drinking beer.
I'm drinking alcohol.
All right.
That was my grandpa's old cough medicine.
That was my grandpa's old cough medicine, baby.
And it's used for many other stuff.
Many other ailments as well.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
What is this?
More liver damage?
My liver's all right.
I think my liver's all good.
Don't worry about it.
I eat a lot of lemons.
I eat a lot of lemons.
So I think I'm all right.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding.
I eat a lot of lemons.
I suck on a lemon, you know, at least once a day.
Yeah, I eat a lot of lemons.
So I think I should be fine.
All right.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast, baby.
I want to say it feels good.
It feels great that I'm living the capitalist lifestyle.
Now, I'll tell you what I don't appreciate is that I'm not taken serious as a broadcaster.
Okay.
Now, I'm not saying I'm entertainment for tards, okay?
But for whatever reason, for whatever goddamn reason, I have a lot of people who like eating chicken tendies as a main fucking course.
Let's just put it that way.
Listening to my broadcast, okay?
And I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
Okay?
I used to be a fucking serious broadcast.
I used to be a fucking serious broadcast.
I mean, people used to listen to me for the political and social commentary, man.
They used to listen to me for the financial insight.
And now I don't even know what people, I don't even know why people listen.
It's fucking sad.
All right?
It's fucking, it's so goddamn sad.
I feel, I don't know whether to feel sorry for myself or to look at myself in the mirror and say, Ghost, why are you doing this?
You know, why are you doing this shit?
Why do you continue to think that these people are even worth saving?
You know, that's why.
That's why I keep saying the elites.
The elites are calling me, dude.
The elites are calling me, you know?
It's like, ghost, why do you care what these people care about you, ghost?
Don't care about the people, ghost.
Don't worry about them, ghost.
They don't care.
They don't care about themselves, ghost.
They don't even care about their children.
Don't worry, ghost.
Take care of yourself, ghost.
Be a part of the elitist ghost.
Don't worry about the people, ghost.
Let them die off like they should, ghost.
Don't worry, ghost.
Let's put the cancer in the vaccines, ghost.
Let's put the cancer in the vaccines, ghost.
Let's make sure to put the cancer in the treatments, ghost.
This is what we do, ghost.
We're trying to eliminate the people of the world, ghost, because we don't need them anymore.
We don't need this many people of the world anymore.
There's too many people and they are jeopardizing it for you and me, ghost.
The enlightened ones, ghost.
That's what you are.
You are an enlightened one, ghost.
You're like one of us, ghost.
You don't need to be a part of these people, ghost.
Let them die off.
We've got big things planned for us, ghost.
We have breakaway civilization, ghost.
You don't need to be a part of these stupid losers, ghost.
So anyway, I don't know.
They keep calling me.
They keep calling me.
I don't know.
I don't know what I should do.
I'm serious.
I have no idea what I should do.
You should come with us, ghost.
Fuck these people, ghost.
Look at them.
Do you think that any one of these people deserves to be saved, ghost?
They don't deserve to be saved, ghosts.
Look at them.
Let them get infected with the Kansa ghost.
Let them get infected with what we're giving them with movies and video games and all the things that we're poisoning their minds with, ghost.
So anyway, anyway.
Let me go ahead and take another drink of this here.
And, you know, maybe the elites got a point.
I don't know.
Maybe the elites got a point.
I don't know.
I still feel a little compassion for humanity, you know?
I still feel a little compassion.
You know, it's sad, you know.
It just, I mean, when you've got a white nationalist sect of people following a Mexican, I mean, what's wrong?
Shit, that was the easiest.
Especially when there are many.
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
This is a love letter to you.
We may love to troll you, but it's all for fun.
We want your voice playing after this world goes to shit as a reminder of what was and what will be.
Oh, yeah.
What is this?
You're a legacy.
All right.
Well, look, I'm going to.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
I'm going to see what this is.
And I don't know.
I'm not guaranteeing I'm playing it because, you know, it is what it is, dude.
You know, these fucking people are stupid.
I mean, I'm not even taking these donations, but you keep doing them because I don't know.
You see, you fucking play on the fact that I have compassion for you idiots.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the problem.
That's a fucking problem for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
What is this?
Your ballroom days are over, baby.
Are you?
Night is drawing near.
Shadow to the evening.
What is this?
Trade Hours For Dimes00:03:10
The Time Life Collection?
Crop the ears.
The fuck?
You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand trying to tell me no.
Are you shitting me?
Trade your hours for a handful of dimes.
Gonna make it, baby, in our prime.
Get together.
One more.
Well, that was pretty.
Now that was pretty interesting there, dude.
That was pretty interesting there, man.
Whoa.
Whoa.
And by the way, the whole reason why I sang that song is because the boomers were self-aware.
That song that you just heard there, which is a door song called Five to One, go listen to it.
That's what they're talking about.
Five boomers to every one person that was a part of the World War II generation.
I mean, that's what the song is about.
It's a song about five to one, baby.
One in five.
No one here gets out alive now.
You get yours, baby.
I get mine.
Gonna make it, baby.
I mean, these fucking people were self-aware.
They were self-aware, man.
So I don't know what's going on with the millennials, but the Gen Zers that are out there, please do not correlate yourself with the millennials, okay?
I know the millennials are trying to like group you in with them.
Like, yeah, look, they're a part of it.
No, they're not, okay?
You Gen Zers are just at the beginning of your fucking life.
All you've got to do is just apply yourself and just don't let time slip you by.
Don't waste your fucking time like many of these millennials have, you know, hiding underneath their mother's skirts and shit.
Just go out and stake your fucking claim.
All right.
Don't make excuses.
And by the way, if you're not going to go for any kind of a STEM-based major, then don't go to college.
All right.
Don't waste your time and go to college, for heaven's sake.
There's no, what the fuck for?
You know, by the time you are done with college, you got a $40,000 on average fucking bill that you're going to have to pay on for 25 years of your life.
Meanwhile, the person that went to fucking work right when you went to college is probably owning shit.
So anyway, I'm just saying, dude, just go out there and fucking work and stake your claim, okay?
If you were that worried about education, save up your money and pay for it for yourself because at least you burnt your own money and you're not fucking paying interest on bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, yeah, Ghost hates business degrees because what are they going to tell you in business?
What do they tell you?
They tell you nothing but a bunch of bullshit vocabulary.
Copyright Strikes Hit00:04:22
They don't teach you how to make money.
I mean, as a matter of fact, there is no class on how to make money.
There's just avenues in which there's opportunities to make money.
But it's much like Donald Trump, the art of the deal.
Like he said, man, it's the art of the deal.
You've got to figure out these deals on your own.
You've got to calculate these things.
That's why the deal is an art form.
And that's what the whole purpose of being a capitalist is, is making the appropriate deals, baby.
What's up?
The decisions.
Success, fame, glamour.
For we are living in the age of the things.
Jesus.
Why do you got to bring up old shit, dude?
Why do you even got to bring up old shit?
All right.
Anyway, look.
I'm going to go ahead and take a break because I'm going to go ahead and set up a radio graffiti here in just a second.
So let me see if I can find something for you guys to watch that's pertinent that you guys can get something and I don't get some information, gather something from something so that when I take a break, what I'm going to do is going to hook up the radio graffiti end and that'll allow people to fucking call up and radio graffiti and all that good stuff.
All right.
So let me see here.
I don't really have, man.
Sometimes I look at my goddamn history and I think to myself, Ghost, are you serious?
You're watching this kind of garbage?
I mean, I'm glad you guys don't get to see what the hell is in my history.
It's a bunch of horseshit.
And a lot of it's from you guys.
You know, I mean, especially when I'm doing the shit on the weekends with you motherfuckers.
You know, you got me watching Carlos Milos ass and all that other shit.
All right.
But let me let me look for something.
Or take a whiff of that.
Let me look for something here so that you guys can gather something.
And, you know, you know what?
I don't know if I'm going to get copyright struck for this.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
Never mind.
Forget it.
All right.
I don't want to get copyright struck, dude.
I mean, you know, so let me look for something else.
Wanted to show you guys a clip of a movie that's a bit manly.
So maybe, you know, it could let some of your nuts hang or something.
But unfortunately, I think I'm going to get copyright struck.
So I'm not even going to bother with it.
All right.
I'm not even going to bother with it.
And all you can shut up.
All you people that are fucking calling me a puss.
You know, you'll fuck you.
All right.
I appreciate being on YouTube, by the way, okay?
Thank you, YouTube.
All right.
I mean, look, I mean, you're your own company, and I get it.
You don't want to pay people that you're paying anymore that you've monetized, and you want to get them the hell out of here.
I get it.
And now you're trying to make it in your terms of service that you can kick anybody out that you want, which I get it.
You're a private company, but I just want to underscore that we appreciate being here on YouTube.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Just wanted to underscore that.
And anybody who's going to call me a kiss ass in the chat room for that, fuck you too.
All right.
All right.
We appreciate being on YouTube over here.
Okay.
YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
Anyway, dude, shut up in the chat.
Can you all just shut up?
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
That should be the new jingle there.
That should be the new jingle for YouTube.
If anybody from YouTube's listening, listen to this.
YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
You know?
All right.
Look, I can't find anything to watch here, folks.
I'm trying to look for something to watch.
And hey, shut up in the chat room saying that I'm kissing ass.
I'm not kissing anybody's ass.
I'm kicking ass out here.
What are you talking about?
I'm kicking ass.
Give me my drink.
I'm acting weird as fuck because I'm looking for something to watch, dude.
I'm looking for something to watch so that I can leave it with you guys.
Or, you know what?
Real Estate Deals00:13:22
I got a good one.
My good friend Ben Mala.
Okay.
Let me leave you with Ben Mala.
Okay.
For you folks that are, you know, capitalistic, okay?
This guy, he's a good guy.
He's out of South Florida.
And I want to tell you, this guy's a real estate investor.
And he's made millions, millions, millions.
I'm talking hundreds of millions in the real estate game.
And he's recently put out a video called From Garbage to Gold, How to Start in Real Estate Investing.
And I think this is a perfect, perfect example.
He's a good friend of mine, Ben Mala, real estate investor out of South Florida.
Let me go ahead and leave you with this, okay?
And this is for all you capitalists out there that want to get interested in maybe doing some real estate investing.
This guy gives some pretty good information on this clip alone.
So all credit goes to Ben Mala.
But this guy, you know, give you a little bit of info here.
So let's go ahead and put the PC shot on, Engineer.
Play it.
I'll be right back when I come back, radio graffiti time.
Protect the cigarettes.
Today is my birthday.
So I'm going to take a couple hours off before this house fills up with a bunch of people and relax in the pool.
But the producer says we are going to do a video.
Bye.
It seems like most of the people or a lot of the people that watch this want to get in real estate.
I mean, I've spoken to a lot of people already deep into it.
If you want to get in it, listen, number one, have the tools you need.
Credit, money, and basically credit and money to get started.
But without the credit and without some kind of money, you don't need a lot of money.
Okay.
If you never bought a house, you need to go and find out what would it take for you to get FHA loan.
You go up to four units, I believe.
It's 3% down.
That's 3,000 on every 100,000.
You need to get pre-accrued for that first.
You got to, without the bank and without good credit or some kind of money, you know, you got nothing.
Don't waste your time.
You got to have the money to do the deal and you got to have decent credit.
You want people to loan your money.
So go meet with a banker and they'll tell you what you got to do to be that person they want to loan money to if you're unsure.
If you're not sure, find out.
Well, yeah, you taught me the army.
The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.
Let's start with simple.
You find a property for $100,000 or whatever your goal is.
The first thing you got to do is go to the bank.
You can't do it by yourself.
You need bank money.
And you're better off with the bank because they put up most of the money, but they don't get a big of a partnership.
Okay, all they get is their interest.
You know, you start bringing in partners with their money, you're giving away a whole lot more.
You need to go and sit down with the bank and say, can you tell me what I need to provide you to get a loan?
Any kind, any kind of real estate residential loan.
What do I qualify for?
If I found an income property that generated income, what would you loan me?
How much?
That's all you need to do.
That's the first step.
Because without the money, you got nothing.
If you don't have no money, you're going to have to figure out at least, you got to have somebody.
You're going to have to have the minimum of $3,000 down payment on an FHA loan.
So if you ain't got at least $10,000 in a bank account that you can use, it's not going to affect, it's not going to ruin your life.
You know, it's not going to hurt your bills or anything.
You shouldn't even be thinking about.
The first step is you need $10,000 at least.
Because if you buy an FHA deal, you're going to need 3% down, which is $3,000.
You're always going to need a couple of thousand for other costs.
And then you want to have $5,000 protection or a fix-up money, well, whatever.
So if you ain't saved up $10,000, I wouldn't even waste your time.
That's your first step.
Then, once you got $10,000 in bank, your bills are paid.
You make sure your credit is halfway decent.
These are all things you got to maybe work on before you can even get into real estate.
You got to have at least decent credit, a few bucks in the bank, and that's called stabilized or somewhat.
Then you go to the bank.
The bank is your friend.
They don't want to loan you the money for the deal.
Before you even think about being in real estate, you better have the financing lined up.
You know, find out what your power is.
You can only do as much power as you have.
You got to find out what your abilities are to borrow money.
FHA is 3% down.
VA, I think, is zero down.
If you're a veteran, you got to use the resources you can find.
But if you want to buy income property, I don't know.
You're probably going to be putting 20% down.
But you got to start somewhere.
You can start with a one, a two, a three, or four.
The bank, a lot of banks are different.
Some banks will loan on different credit levels.
But they're going to make you pay something.
Maybe mortgage insurance.
Maybe they're going to loan you as much money as the next guy.
I'm losing air.
I'm losing air.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Fill her up, baby.
Fill her up.
You know, they rip me off.
And now watch when I'm going to go back.
They're going to say, no, it was fine when you bought it.
We filled up.
I exceeded Shaq's weight limit.
This is supposed to hold Shaq.
It's supposed to be hold me.
For all the beginners out there, step number one, you can't do it with zero money.
It ain't happening.
So, the first thing you need to do is you need to have at least 10 grand saved up in the bank.
Step number two: make sure you don't need the 10 grand to use for your bills.
All have no money down, stuff.
Listen, if it works for some people, God bless them.
I'm not as smart as they are.
I can't go around buying real estate with no money and figuring out all these other ways of doing it.
These people are way smarter than me.
So, I'm telling you the way I do it: with 3% down on FHA or one to four units, $3,000 on $100,000.
That ain't much money to need.
And then, the interest rates are so low right now.
The only problem is, real estate is still high.
Okay?
You have to, it's hard to find everything to be perfect.
I've hit it a couple of times where interest rates are reasonable, everything else falls into place.
Real estate values are low.
Unfortunately, real estate's high, at least where I'm at right now.
But there's a deal out there to be made.
But the first thing you got to do is have the money to do it.
Then, once the bank tells you, you know what?
If you found a place that was cash flowing, that would be then you need probably more down.
You need about 20% down.
Don't want to buy a house.
The bank will tell you what you need to be able to accomplish that, okay?
And then you do whatever the hell they tell you to eat.
Fix your credit.
They want to see you work in three more months.
I don't know.
Just give them what they want to get the money.
You can't go out and spend it all.
You can be able to pay for it yourself.
If you can do that, you don't need to be in real estate.
You're already doing too goddamn good.
Get a loan, find a deal, and then we'll talk about bigger deals.
But get the first one done.
I don't care if it's a mobile home, anything.
That's all on how I'm getting started today.
Next time, we'll talk about there.
Thank you, Ben Mala.
Thank you very much.
And just wanted to put him up there just to let everybody know that, you know, there's ways to make some capital out here.
He made a lot of money in real estate.
And I want to be honest with you, real estate is a dummy's way of getting rich because it doesn't matter if you buy high or buy low.
If you keep real estate in the long term, you're going to cash out tremendously in the end.
But what he's talking about is being able to purchase a home and revamp it in some capacity and be able to flip it within a year's time or so.
And that you could use FHA, all right, FHA, which is a government-backed loan that'll allow you to only use 3% down as opposed if you go through traditional banking methods.
You'll have to traditionally put 15 to 20% down of the home if you go through a bank.
So just, you know, something to think about, dude.
It's nothing, you know, that anybody has to do.
Remember, there's a whole bunch of ways to make money.
It's just that's what makes good capitalists capitalists and everybody else, everybody else.
All right.
Now, before we get to Radio Graffiti, let me get myself situated here.
I do want to get a shot going on.
Where's my shot glass?
All right.
I do definitely want to get a shot going on here.
And let me see what we got.
What a Tim McCrab.
That fat fuck offered nothing but platitudes and bullshit.
Information.
The likes of Matthew Lesko.
It doesn't help he looks like a Jew caricature from Durham.
Dude, he's worth a lot of money, dude.
And by the way, I thought he gave some pretty good information that all you technically need is decent credit and $10,000 to get into the real estate game.
I mean, that's basically it.
You know, if you've got good credit and you've got $10,000, you can buy yourself a $100,000 home at FHA 3.5%.
So just saying, you know, just saying, give me a fucking, give me a drink.
There we go.
I thought that, you know, and not to mention, he also stated in that video that you can do it up to three times.
So let's say that, you know, you have enough money to be able to not just have one FHA loan, but you can have up to three.
You know what I'm saying?
So it is what it is, dude.
You know, you just, like he said, what you need to do is go to the bank, whatever bank that you're going to, and just ask them.
Okay, based upon what I have in my accounts, based upon my current credit levels, what would it take for you to lend me money for a property?
It's as simple as that.
And they'll tell you.
They'll tell you, well, your credit's a little bit too bad.
I mean, what are you doing now?
Just ask them.
Just ask them.
And the interest rates are dirt fucking cheap right now, dude.
So Ben Mala said, and the only reason I'm using him as an example, because I kind of respect the dude.
I got to know who he is, et cetera.
But he said, what you want to do is you want to find the cheapest house in the best neighborhood, okay?
You want to find the cheapest house in the best neighborhood.
And then once you get that, you want to revamp that to make it more attractive to add money to the home.
And you could basically buy something at 500.
Well, it depends on how much you're looking.
Let's say you buy something at $250,000.
All right.
Whatever 3.5% of $250,000 is.
You put that down.
You go in.
You add some fucking stainless steel appliances.
You add some fucking marble.
You add whatever.
Whatever it is that you need to add to make the whole fucking shit viable.
And there's a whole bunch of methods to figure out what it is that you have to add to make it viable for the market that you're selling.
And then you can resell it for $200,000 added to what you purchased for.
And boom, you've got yourself capital, baby.
And what is this, Trenchman?
Hey, ghost, just wanted to thanks a lot for all the encourages back in the day on Discord.
I'm about to graduate nursing school in a month's time.
And without a penny of college debt, the job market's looking good.
Let me tell you something.
If you don't know what field to get into, medical health field, specifically nursing, I mean, nursing, you're going to be the new doctors in my personal opinion.
Okay.
I mean, I'm just saying.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there, dude.
Cheers.
All right.
And let me go ahead and cheers to Trenchman, man, for graduating nursing and going out there, staking his claim debt-free.
Cheers, baby.
All right.
Now that I've taken my shot and y'all have heard of Ben Maula.
And no, I'm not Ben Mala, dude.
Okay.
I'm not fucking Ben Mala.
I respect the dude.
He's a good guy.
He's self-made.
And that's what you guys need to start recognizing that you should accomplish.
You guys like video games.
Why don't you play the game of life?
You know what I'm saying?
And make yourself something worthwhile.
I mean, dude, y'all were talking about his house.
Spliced Voice Clips00:15:04
Do you even know, have you ever seen his house?
Have you ever seen Ben Mala's house for Christ's sake?
I mean, all right, never mind.
Just forget it.
I'm not going to fucking continue.
But all I'm simply stating is, dude, is that you need to recognize that you've got to do for you.
You know what I'm saying?
You've got to do for you.
Okay.
And no one's going to do anything for you more than you than you.
So anyway, I'm just saying for Christ's sake.
All right.
And let me show you the house.
All right.
I'll show you.
Everybody's like, let me show us this house.
All right.
Let me show you his house.
Show them the house.
Here it is.
There's his house right there.
There.
You see that?
This whole fucking thing is his fucking house right here.
This whole fucking thing here.
This is his house.
So, and there's him kind of basking in it.
He's basking in it here.
Today, I bought this house for $16.25 million.
I bought it because I'm a big fat motherfucker.
All right, we get it.
It's a big, huge house.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, baby.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, however you know it as.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And once I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, folks.
All right.
So do we have any Radio Graffiti callers, Engineer?
All right.
Well, we got a couple of them, according to the Engineer.
Let me give me another minute, okay?
Go ahead and call Radio Graffiti.
And I don't want to hear shit out of you people in the chat room.
I just want to have a little bit more beer, dude.
I'm sorry.
I just want a little bit more beer.
I want more beer.
You know how it is, man.
And I want to also give this preamble before we start Radio Graffiti.
You're going to hear things.
You're going to hear things that sound like me that have me saying things that I usually wouldn't say.
Things that would sound like racist or just something horrible.
These people splice my voice, folks.
They splice my voice to say the most vile, disgusting things that I've never said.
And they've been doing this, folks, ever since I started this broadcast.
Okay, back since I fucking 2008, 2009.
So I want to give everybody a disclaimer.
If you happen to hear these people like play something, they've spliced my voice together.
These fucking little audio engineer little pieces of crap.
What is this?
What?
Jackler, what is this?
Well, the guy said he had 10 G's, and then he said he bought houses for millions.
What a scambler lie.
Well, you know, you're a dumb fucking idiot, Britbong, dude.
You're never going to accomplish more than whatever Britbong lets you.
So it is what it is.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Let's go ahead and drink.
All right.
Let's do some drinking here.
And like I said, don't believe any of the splices, okay?
Because they're lying.
And my true fans that are out there, my fucking true fans that are listening, they know they know better, okay?
They're not fucking stupid, you know.
They know better.
All right.
All right.
Where are we?
All right.
Do we have more fucking Radio Graffiti callers, Engineer?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Let's go ahead and fucking do this.
Who do we got here?
Who the hell do we have here?
How about the fuck is this?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell the new theme song, Radio Graffiti?
Money, oh, money.
Oh, I love the change of chunky.
Pennies to do fit to king.
It's no context.
You know, I don't know if fuck you, okay?
Are you trying to insinuate that I'm some kind of a fucking shekel goblin or some bullshit, dude?
I don't know.
First of all, I don't appreciate you calling me that.
And secondly, I think that you saying that is horribly anti-Semitic.
And I think you fucking better apologize.
You're out of fucking order.
All right?
You're out of fucking order.
You must be following Nick Fuente's.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
We got Cannes Abuser Radio Graffiti.
Fuck Nick Fuentes, for Christ's sake.
This effeminate intel virgin.
Fuck that bastard.
Fuck that goddamn bangage.
All right.
Fuck that banger.
Turn it up.
Turn that shit off, that fucking fucking asshole.
I never said that.
I never said that.
Fucking asshole.
Ah!
Fucking peace and f ⁇ shit.
I never fucking said that shit, man.
You see?
You see what I'm talking about?
These fucking splicers, man.
These fucking splicers.
They spliced my voice.
They spliced it.
They fucking spliced it, man.
Fuck you, Kansas Adoozy, you spliced shithead.
Fucking shit, man.
I told you.
I told all of you.
I told all of you.
This is the kind of shit these fucking trolls pull, man.
Who else do we got?
We got Pettis, Pettis, Radio Graffiti.
YouTube, YouTube.
And everybody's doing the YouTube.
YouTube, YouTube.
And everybody's doing the YouTube.
YouTube.
Yeah, you see that?
I mean, that should be the new YouTube fucking jingle, dude.
All right, that should be the new YouTube jingle, man.
YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
Yeah.
I just fucking said that, by the way.
I'm telling you, I'm on fire tonight, baby.
I mean, y'all motherfuckers almost broke me, but you didn't break me, man.
All right.
I almost fucking did.
I almost did.
But y'all motherfuckers didn't break me, man.
I'm still on top, man.
Like I said, I got a fucking rapist wit.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got Red Dead Hunter, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Does Brad I can finally get some goddamn cell reception.
You wouldn't think he'd be in this fucking tunnel, but, well, here we are.
Oh, shit, there's a car coming.
Better move out of the way.
Oh, shit, is that hell right?
What the fuck?
The fuck was that?
Hello?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It sounds legit.
Thoughts and prayers.
So hopefully everything's okay with that son of a bitch.
I'm telling you.
See, that's why, you know, autists shouldn't cross the street without having at least a balloon in their hand or something.
Who else do we got here?
We got Tyler radio graffiti.
Fuck that goddamn bag.
Fuck that goddamn bang!
Yeah, get out of here.
I never said that shit, okay?
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice, okay?
All right, that's a fucking I used to say baguettes like a baguette fucking bread.
I used to say baguettes, okay?
And then they take the B and they put an F in there or I don't know what the fuck they're doing, okay?
But I didn't say that.
And all my true fans know that I never said that shit, okay?
I used to say baguettes a lot, okay?
I used to say baguettes.
Fucking ass.
All right, fuck off, man.
All right.
Let's take some numbers out here.
Let's take some fucking numbers.
Jesus, shut up in the chat room, dude.
I'm not fucking around.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Fucking hell.
Who else do we got here?
We got 413 radio graffiti.
Hello.
What's up?
I'd like to talk to Gary.
What?
Is this Gregory Stevens?
Hello?
What the fuck are you talking about, old man?
I just told you.
What is this?
Hey, this ain't fucking Perry Mason, you old oval team drinking piece of shit.
I don't understand why you're so mad at me.
Because you're fucking interrupting my show.
You're interrupting my show, you fucking old oval team drinking shit.
Go watch the Golden Girls and shut up.
You fucking asshole.
Oh, now we got a fucking cursing old man here.
Oh, you fucking little piece of shit.
Let me tell you something, old man.
Shut up.
Shut up, old man.
I would kick your fucking ass.
I would kick your ass in the dog meeting, you fucking old piece of shit.
All right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
You're lucky you're not saying it in my face.
You're lucky you're not saying that in my face!
No.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is amateur?
Y'all got your fucking amateur, you fucking old man.
Shut up.
You fucking prostate-infected piece of shit.
Sit there and shut up.
Fucking lucky you're not in front of me, old man.
You're lucky you're not in front of me, old man.
Bag turn your fucking horse, asshole.
Nah, fuck you.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, you're an old piece of shit.
All right.
I'll make you have a heart attack once I bitch slap you.
Kick this fucking, get him out of here.
God, shut up.
Shut your fucking ass up, you old man.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All I got to do is fucking kick this fucking old man of the balls and his prostate will fall out of his ass.
He's so fucking old.
The fuck out of here, for Christ's sake.
I almost feel ashamed talking bad to that old fucking Codger for Christ's sake.
All right.
Go drink your oval tea and go watch the late show of the fucking Golden Girls pops.
All right?
The fuck out of here.
Here's my drink.
What else do we got here?
All right.
If you want to call, look, everybody out here, everybody out here that's got the balls, all right?
You got a phone?
You see that number right there?
515-604-9052.
Once the operator bitch starts talking, push in that code 844-286 in the hashtag pound key, and then you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti, all right?
All right, who is this?
All right, look, hold on, hold on.
We got 917 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
Why don't you take the goddamn phone out your ass?
Yeah, shut up, ghost.
Listen, I can't believe what I heard last night, man.
After all you said, how you were, you know, a fan of the LGBT, and then you're calling Nick Puintus a faggot and all that.
Like, what the fuck, bro?
I didn't call him that.
Yeah, you said he was a faggot.
No, dude, you fucking, that was a splice.
You know, Keem Scares, you're a fucking, it's a splice, asshole.
That wasn't a splice.
I heard that live.
You said it was a faggot.
It's a splice.
Look, are you still mad that I own your ass in that fucking game, Renegade X?
Is that why you're still doing this shit?
I got the proof, bro.
You've got no proof.
I got the proof, bro.
You just saw, you're still salty, man.
You still haven't got a kill on me yet.
I've killed your ass a million times.
What are you talking about?
Dude, I have you.
You're a Jewish liar.
I'm a wait.
I'm a fucking Jewish liar.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm a Jewish liar.
What does that mean?
It means you're a Jewish liar.
Get this fucking guy.
Fuck you, Keemscares, alright?
Fucking piece of shit.
You're the fucking liar, man.
You're the fucking liar.
Not only have I fucking killed your ass a million times, I teabagged your ass, all right?
Every time I kill your ass, fuck a teabag, fucking teabag, fucking teabag, fucking piece of shit.
Fucking teabagged his ass, man.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Give him a drink.
This is what I get for a radio graffiti, guys.
After all the fucking shithead shit that you said to me tonight, this is what I get, huh?
This is what I get, huh?
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
All right, what do we got here?
Who else do we got?
We got who the hell is this?
Radio Graffiti Calls00:15:19
How about 678 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, you like Weezer?
What?
Weezer.
We can't hear you.
Why don't you speak up a little bit?
Weezer, the band.
Do I like Weezer?
Not really.
There's like maybe a song or two that I can palette, but I don't really like them.
Not really.
Why?
What?
They're awesome.
All right, get this fucking, get this Weezer-loving.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, man, you like Weezer, huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
I like that one fucking song.
And I've got my ass pipe.
I got my ass pipe.
Y'all never heard that song by Weezer?
Well, good.
I've got my ass pipe.
Who else do we got here?
Who is this?
We got who the fuck is Don Luigi, Radio Graffiti?
Ghost, you keep using the emperor on the air.
We're trapping your top damage.
If you can't respect the LGBT, you can respect his audio account.
Motherfucker, the fucking what the hell was I just listening to on that Obama phone?
And by the way, no Obama phones, please, okay?
No Obama phones.
Jesus Christ.
How about Ghost on Dr. C0 radio graffiti?
Hey, this is family entertainment here, okay?
This is, I don't know, what the fuck?
Hello, not you.
What do you think of me now, bitches?
That's a faggot shirt you got on, you fucking faggot.
You're a bitch.
W-W-WHAT?!
TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
You see what I'm saying with these fucking spicers?
You do what I'm saying.
I never said that.
Fucking stupid fucking idiot.
I never said that.
Fuck you, man.
I never said that, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I never fucking said that shit, man.
It's fucking dump.
Leave this fucking place at this fucking place in a fucked up this fucking shit.
All of you in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
I wish I could give you all fucking bitch slaps, man!
Who the fuck else do we have here, man?
Who the fuck is I jerk off radio graffiti?
All right, if you don't respect the LGBT community, all right, stop using the F slur.
Stop saying...
Stop saying what?
Oh, Jesus.
Kick this.
Get this idiot out of here for Christ.
I mean, that's your typical millennial got so enthralled listening to themselves in the relay that they just stopped what they were saying and was like, oh my god, look, that's me.
Oh my god, that's me.
And by the way, ghost, I mean, don't be talking about the LGBTQ, please, okay?
I don't think silent generation radio graffiti.
A silent generation radio graffiti, you dickhead.
All right, fucking Helen Keller deaf mutes.
If it ain't Obama phones, it's Helen Keller deaf mutes, boys.
Jesus Christ.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I say doctor Doctor, whether it's GU or 30 thing.
I say 40.
Dude, let me say, whoever, whoever keeps doing that with that stupid song, you got a sick obsession with that fucking sick fucking song.
It's a sick song.
It's a sick fucking video.
You're a fucking sick person.
That's all I got to say to that.
All right.
Who else is this?
How about walls, radio graffiti?
What is this?
I want my order, Radio Graffiti.
I'd like a double-quill pound of a cheese.
Shut the fuck up.
Are you trying to act like Satan or something?
All right.
All right, I know Satan, by the way.
I have Satan on speed dial.
All right.
Don't be talking shit like you're Satan.
Hey, Satan, are you there by any chance?
Yes, I am here, ghost.
And I am here listening to all the people that are defying you.
All these idiots that don't care about what they should be caring about so long as they're playing a video game.
Playing cosplay.
Playing with little toys.
You keep doing that, man, children.
Keep doing that, I say.
Keep doing that, man, children.
KEEP DOING THAT, I SAY!
Thank you, Satan.
I appreciate it, dude.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
We got what is this?
Fizzy Allison Radio Graffiti.
How about you just confess right here and now?
Confess what?
Confess that you stole this police woman's underwear.
So you're not going to confess.
All right, then.
In that case, I'm going to take you to an interrogation room where I'm going to put you under very close examination.
What the fuck is this?
All right.
Time to begin the investigation.
All right, get this shit out.
All right, get this shit out of here for Christ's sake, man.
We've got some of these goddamn cartoon fetish idiots in the chat room cooming out here.
All right, what else do we got here?
We got I jerk off radio graffiti.
We've got pylons.
Okay.
Graffiti.
Get a bad asshole.
Any bullets?
Yeah, I'm fucking tired, dude.
I'm fucking tired.
Bear is a painful way to meet one's end.
Take the knife and end it while you can.
What?
I couldn't even understand what the hell that was about, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, pylons, what the fuck is happening with your connection, man?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We got a couple more here.
They're going to move on.
Actually, that should just end the show on you, sons of bitches.
Should have ended the show a long time ago, be honest with you.
Hold on, I'm going to take a swig of some beer here.
All right, who do we got here?
All right.
All right.
Let's get some, let's go to some area codes.
How about 413 Radio Graffiti?
That's all.
Oh, yeah.
Is that all you got?
You think you can do better than that?
I can do better than that.
I could do better than that.
You said you sit under a tree.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Get this son of a bitch out of here.
Fucking stupid autist.
Who else do we got here?
We got 587 radio graffiti.
Ghost, is that me?
That's you.
Hey, ghost.
How are you doing, man?
Love the show so far.
Hey, thank you, man.
What's going on, dude?
Oh, nothing much.
I just want to tell the chat and you a little joke here and cheer you up because I understand that all these trolls are really getting under your skin, you know?
Yeah, no kidding, man.
So what's the joke?
Okay, here we go.
I got a friend, and he is really dumb.
I asked him, Hey, do you know the black guy peas?
And he was like, Of course I know Art Kelly.
Oh, dude, come on, dude.
Get this guy out.
That's fucked up, all right?
The black guy peas.
I mean, get that, dude.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Come on, Jesus Christ.
How about 646 radio graffiti?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
It's Marshall.
How you doing, man?
Hey, how you doing, man?
It's all good.
Yeah, it's a chilly night here in New York.
It's hitting us hard.
You know, I'm just chilling.
I got work tomorrow.
I also got to say, like, the trolls tonight are fucking terrible.
Like, I'm just throwing that out right now.
They're fucking disgusting.
They're pathetic.
They're little piss ants.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, most people could fart out better shit than these fucking trolls are putting up with right now.
That's why I'm literally like telling myself here, dude.
Like, fucking shit, dude.
Fucking tell them.
Tell them right now.
They're all listening right now.
Tell these fucking shithead trolls that they fucking suck a cock with it and they ain't got nothing.
And that's why I'm still standing.
Yeah, like, like, to all the fucking people trolling tonight, dude.
Like, you're fucking.
Like, I can't even fucking describe how terrible the way you're trolling is.
I fucking watched ghosts for like years, and I've seen just people with way better fucking talents.
Just fucking, like, make a script.
Just do that.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it, dude.
You fucking told these goddamn trolls.
And look at them all fucking hating.
Huh?
Look at all these pieces of shit hating all of a sudden, huh?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
That's what I fucking figured with you, idiots.
All right, I'm taking a couple more calls here.
What else we got?
We got, uh, how about 713 Radio Graffiti?
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Take this shit, I'll take it!
Take this shit off, fucking sick bastards, man.
You lucky you got a goddamn Obama phone, boy.
Fucking whoop your ass into dog meat.
Area code 803 radio graffiti.
Hey, he goes.
Yeah, it's you, dude.
I was wondering if you're ever going to go on the kill stream.
Am I going to get, no, I'm not going to go on the fucking kill stream.
Are you kidding me?
All right, fucking Ralph is beneath me.
Ethan Ralph is beneath me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Are you shitting me?
Ethan Ralph is like the fucking shit that I fucking scrape out of the bottom of my boot right after I fucking step on a fucking stupid rodent, okay?
All right, give me a goddamn break.
Fucking go on kill stream for Christ.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, I'm fucking, I, I'm, killstream who, all right?
That's all I gotta say, all right?
Kill stream who fucking, go ask around these internets, all right?
Hey, do you know Ethan Ralph?
Ethan Ralph's Gunt is more known than fucking Ethan Ralph, okay?
Get the fuck out of here.
I mean, how dare you?
How dare you call my radio graffiti and ask me that shit, all right?
How fucking dare you?
Hey, what is this?
What?
Ghost, you are the only one I know on the internet who can challenge Ethan Ralph's Gunt.
Please go on.
Ethan Ralph's Gunt.
Get the fuck.
What did I tell you?
Ethan Ralph's Gunt has more of a reputation on this internet than goddamn Ethan Ralph himself.
So I don't want to fucking go on.
There's no reason for me to go on there.
All right.
There's no reason for me to go on there.
As a matter of fact, I'm looking at my beer.
It looks like it's finished.
It's time for more beer.
Infamous On Internet00:07:29
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
And look, ah, Ethan Ralph is better than me.
Okay, great, dude.
All right.
All right.
If that makes Ethan Ralph go to sleep better at night, that's great.
I don't really give a shit.
All right.
I'm fucking infamous on this internet.
That's the difference between you fucking idiots understanding my true status on this internet and you interpreting it based upon social media whoredom, okay?
I mean, do you understand?
I am infamous.
I am infamous on this fiber optically connected world we call the internet.
Excuse me.
Go ahead and do this shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And hey, ghost face reveal now.
Fuck you.
If you don't like the show, get out of here.
And what kind of a name is that ghost face reveal?
I ain't got a face reveal to anybody.
All right.
All right.
I ain't face revealing to nobody.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
And look, people are saying, ghosts, you only have like 350 people listening to you.
Hey, listen, 350 people listening to me right now.
Do you have to understand?
Okay.
I'm being relayed all over the internet, man.
I'm being relayed right now into a Discord chat room that's got 30,000 people listening.
All right?
I've got about like fucking 20 or 30 different communities that are based around this show alone.
So for you fucking idiots to sit there and make judgment calls based upon how many live viewers I've got right now, you don't know shit from Shinola.
All right?
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth or I give you a slap.
Son of a bitch, give me my drink.
I agreed to face reveal for a $5 million dono.
Yeah, well, that ain't gonna happen, dude.
All right, I mean, just give me a break.
And even if it did happen, I'd have to wait a fucking month to make sure it cleared, okay?
Just make sure that this fucking system, this is some fucking stupid, fucking, you know, fucking Mark Cuban's kid just being like, you know what?
I can data that here.
5 million, you fucker.
All right?
Already, radio graffiti ghost.
Bedtime for boomers, huh?
Sleepy time?
Fuck you.
It's a bedtime for.
What are you fucking talking about, you idiot?
I'm the hardest working man in the streaming business.
What are you talking about?
I do fucking six, seven-hour shows every time I'm on here, boy.
The fuck are you talking about, baby?
All right, I'm the hardest working man in the streaming business.
All right, I'm not just some fucking fat asshole playing a fucking video game, just being like, I don't understand how you people can fucking watch people playing video games.
I mean, give me a fucking break with your attention spans.
I can't believe it.
It's just fucking just some idiot silent being like, oh my god, I died.
That's what I gotta say to that, all right?
That's what I gotta say.
You know, all you people talking shit.
You don't know shit, all right?
Beholder, fuck you.
Dead opossum, fuck you, all right?
Hutch CTF, you fuck you, all right?
Stupid asshole.
Fuck you, shark attack, you shithead.
All right, fuck you, archive alpha, where the fuck that is.
Fucking piece of fuck you, girl.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, Jackler, you fucking piece of garbage.
Fuck you, you dirty whore, fucking dark me magician girl.
Fuck you, Tim McCrab.
I don't know why you're talking shit to me there, man.
I'm a ham sandwich.
How about that?
How about a ham sandwich?
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, Fizzy Allison, you fucking dumb shithead fucking broad.
Fuck you, Hanhanzo, fucking whooping your ass all day on the video game.
Fuck you, Odysse Magician, you fucking closet leftist shithead.
And fuck you, Puka dude, you fucking piece of fucking two-faced garbage.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Look at all these fucking people, man.
Huh?
Hey, look, there's fucking leftist Evil Mirror.
Yeah, fuck you and the fucking dirty ass, fucking Evil Mirror, you shithead.
Give me my drink.
Or, you know, give my smoke.
much smoke i'm sorry you gotta hold it and let it hit the brain dude All right, let's take a couple more of these stupid fucking radio graffiti idiots.
All right, where is this fucking radio graffiti idiots here?
What do we got here?
How about uh how about area code 781 radio graffiti?
Hey go, sweat, man.
So this is how you should respond to blog talk after telling you install you.
I can't, I dude, I can't hear you, dude.
You got to speak up a little louder.
I can't hear you, dude.
I'm going to push it right down the floor, man.
I mean, you're already going to get shit, you know?
Jesus, they get this fucking.
I can't fucking hear you.
Listen, if it's too late for you to be on the phone because mommy and daddy will catch on you, don't even call me, dude.
All right.
I mean, this is the difference between millennials and people like myself who own my own fucking property, okay?
All right.
I mean, I own my own property.
Do you understand?
I own my, if I, if I live somebody, like, like, let's say somebody close to me lives next door to me, right?
Then they'd hear me say this, hey, next door neighbor.
You suck a cock with it, you stupid bitch.
You stupid fucking bitch.
You see, fuck my neighbor.
My neighbor takes it in the ass.
You know what I'm saying?
They'd be hearing that and they'd be like, oh, yeah, well, you know, they'd come over here.
I own my own fucking property, you fucking son of a bitch.
All right.
I don't got a mama that's going to wake up and shit.
I don't got neighbors.
Like, I'm not joking around.
Look at it.
My neighbors take it in the fucking ass.
They take it up the ass.
So that's why I'm saying, dude.
You know, I mean, I'm my own man.
I'm a fucking independent capitalist, baby.
I can do what I want.
I could do what the fuck I want, baby.
I'm not even joking around.
Soundproof trailer.
You can hear the fucking crotch rockets that fucking what?
Boomer, just face it.
Radio graffiti is as dead as your granny.
Oh, fuck her.
Don't talk about it.
She gives good gum jobs.
Yeah, you know what?
You know what?
You sons of bitches are lucky you're on a fucking internet, dude.
You would never say this to my face.
I guarantee it.
All right?
I guarantee it.
If you would have said it to my face, I would have said, what'd you say again?
And then once you started saying it, fucking PAA, right in your fucking nose.
Smash that shit.
Artie Lang that shit.
I'd fucking Artie Lang your fucking nose.
Christmas Carol Singing00:04:07
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I'm not even fucking...
I'm fucking Artie Lang right your fucking nose, dude.
I'm not even fucking joking.
All right?
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, why don't you fucking Google up Artie Lang nose?
And that would be your fucking nose if you were in front of my fucking face right now.
I'm not joking.
And behold her, fuck you.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you shithead.
All right?
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
All right.
I could fucking kick your fucking balls and have your uterus fucking fall out of your ass.
I kick so fucking hard.
Now, how do you have a uterus?
You got to figure that on your own.
Anyway, look, just leave me alone here.
All right.
Just leave me alone here for a second.
Jesus, fuck.
Jesus, fucking hell, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking.
I can't even fucking...
Where's my fucking dope?
Here's my fucking shit.
Jesus Christ.
And all of you people in the chat room, go fuck yourselves, dude.
Seriously, all right?
I'll fucking get to radio graffiti in a second.
If you don't like it, then suck it, all right?
All right.
I mean, we're getting close to Christmas time, right?
We're getting close to Christmas time.
We'll be singing fucking Christmas carols like, suck on my, suck on my, suck on my schlong all night long.
Suck a my, suck a my, suck of my schlong, suck it all night, suck it all night, suck it all night long.
Christmas carols.
I love them, dude.
I love them, dude.
We got a Christmas carol and singing that shit.
All right, let me smoke here.
Oh, man.
Hey, wait a minute.
Somebody just said I'm disrespectful for Jesus because I sang that.
Give me a fucking break, man.
That's a nice song.
Excuse me.
I mean, why don't you try to sing that to your significant other?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You millennials don't have a significant other.
I was just going to say, sing it to your significant other, man, all right?
You know, put a fucking like, pull your schlong out, all right, put like a fucking bow on it, and then just sing to her, just suck on my, shock on my, suck on my schlong all night along.
Suck on my, suck on my, suck on my schlong, suck at all night, suck it all night, suck it all night along.
I'm gonna give you a break.
But you fucking safe space little millennials out here, you don't like hearing things like that.
Oh my God.
Baby, it's cold outside.
It's so sexist.
Baby, it's cold outside.
It's so sexist.
Oh my God, Dean Martin, you're fucking horrible.
You're horrible.
All right, give me my drink.
Oh, but it's a Thanksgiving season.
Nobody gives a shit about Thanksgiving anymore.
Give me a break.
What are we celebrating, dude?
What do we celebrate?
Learn Your History00:02:02
Well, ghost, we're celebrating that one time that the pilgrims and the Indians broke bread together.
And then we've had a fucking 300-year war thereafter.
Get the fuck out of here, all right?
I mean, where do you think we get the term Indian giver?
Okay, with all due respect to my Indian brethren, okay?
Where do you think we get the term Indian giver?
Okay.
When the first English colony hit Chesapeake, that was the first real colony that was able to not only formulate but sustain itself.
Not counting Roanoke.
Roanoke, remember, nobody knows what happened to the Roanoke colony, but the one in Chesapeake, all right, reigned supreme.
And what the Indians did was give an agreement with the newly found friends that they found from Europe.
And the fucking Indians got envious because the English were able to domesticate crops and domesticate animals for mass consumption.
And the Indians didn't like that shit.
Okay?
The Indians didn't like that shit.
And that's what Thanksgiving represents is that it was the fucking pilgrims sharing their food with the Indians because they can produce more food with the Indian than the Indians because of the domesticated agriculture and livestock.
And the Indians didn't like that shit.
And that's why they wanted to take the land back from the Chesapeake colony and the rest is fucking history, dude.
Fucking learn your fucking history, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And that's why Indians and, you know, whatever white variant, whether it's the French or the English or the Irish or, you know, whoever, I mean, that's why they've always been fighting with the Indians.
The Scottish as well.
Scottish are really prevalent.
So give me a break.
All right.
And by the way, I hate hearing, I hate hearing people say, well, Ghost, the Indians are rightfully possessors of this land.
Take The Land Back00:11:38
I mean, what do you want?
Do you want the Indians to take control of the land?
And we're fucking like, you know, going to Chief Slapahoe, the shaman, to get rid of, like, the chlamydia that you got from banging the wrong piece of poontang or the gonorrhea.
You know, you got the gonorrhea and you go to the fucking shaman and he's like, hey, I'm doing all the smoke and you're in a teepee and shit.
Is that what y'all fucking want?
Get the fuck out of here.
Of course not.
Get out of here, man.
All right.
It is what it is.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of hearing all these excuses about, oh, we should feel bad about history.
And then, hey, dude, we've already paid back a lot of these folks, dude.
Jesus shit.
All right, that's enough.
I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I mean, right now, you can go lose your life savings at a fucking Indian casino right now.
All right.
Even though I think you should not go to an Indian casino because there's no, you know, laws that are regulating the gameplay.
So they're taking it right out of your white pocket because of all the fire water you got them hooked up on.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to it.
Let's get to a couple more radio graffiti calls here.
We got.
Hold on.
What?
What is it?
Hold on.
What is this?
Duva, dude.
What is it?
How come all your jokes have something to do with sucking dick or eating ass?
Are you gay?
I'll stop listening to you if you're gay.
What are you talking about, Duva, dude?
You're gay.
You're gay.
You're a furry fucking bottom, for Christ's sake.
You're a furry black that likes white.
You know what?
Never mind.
All right.
Whatever.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
You're a black man who wants to have some sugar put in you.
All right.
I mean, whatever.
All right.
Whatever.
Anyway, fuck, fuck you.
All right.
I'm telling you, man.
You might drink.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
We got.
I guess I'll take another number.
All right.
I'll take another number up in here.
How about 413 radio graffiti?
Come to my office, you fucking asshole.
What do you, oh, is this this old man again?
I just told you.
Yeah, you just fucking told you.
You sit there.
Shut up, you geriatric fuck.
Sit there and shut up, you geriatric fuck.
All right?
Nobody asked you, you fucking Matlock watching piece of mobile team drinking shit.
Shut up and take your metamusil, you piece of garbage.
Shut up!
You fucking.
What the hell is that?
We got your fucking whistle, huh?
Is that your old man whistle?
Huh?
Is that your old man whistle, boy?
Sit there and shut up.
Fucking old geezer.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
You're talking a mad shit there, old boy.
Where are you?
I'm in San Antonio, Texas.
That's where the fuck I am.
This is your son?
The fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
My name is Homer Scott.
What?
S-C-O-T-T?
Get this fucking, get this stupid, dumb fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Fuck you.
All right?
Telling you, man.
Some fucking old folks home got their fucking old folks out there playing with the phone.
I mean, don't they still play like fucking golden girls and Matlock and shit for these old people to fucking gotta doze off on for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell's next?
Who the hell is this?
Finger looking good, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, finger looking good.
What the fuck is this?
Alright, get this city.
Shut up.
Get this trap out of here.
It's a trap.
All right, give me a fucking break.
I could smell the fucking butt crack from here for shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Smells like raw sewage, for Christ's sake.
What else?
We got who the hell is this?
Temple of shit, Radio Graffiti.
We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
And I've been an asshole.
And eight bullets, an entire group of dumb young idiots.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm fucking tired.
Burn is a pink delay to meet one's end.
Take the knife and end it while you can.
You know, I've had enough of this shit.
All right.
I've had about enough.
I've had enough, dude.
And I know you fucking idiots want me to do shout-outs.
You know, I'm tired of doing shout-outs.
You want to know why?
Because you fucking idiots can't figure it out amongst yourselves which is the fucking official fucking shout-out shit.
And I'm tired of it, alright?
I'm tired of it, for heaven's sake.
Alright, who the hell's next?
Who the fuck is this?
I have a high spirit, radio graffiti.
Ham's abuser, radio graffiti.
Sucked my, sucked my, sucked my swong all night long.
Sucked up my, sucked my, sucked my swan.
Suck it all night, suck it all night, suck it all night long.
I just fucking said that shit, you fucking goddamn fucking idiot.
You fucking son of a bitch!
You goddamn son of a bitch!
Look, give me up, give me up, give me up for me.
I'm fucking off.
Give me up.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of all you people, man.
I had fucking production notes and I fucking heard right myself.
I'm tired, dude.
Fuck, fuck the radio graffiti.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this fucking shit out of here.
Fuck you.
Goodbye, yeah.
Fuck you.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
You take the radio graffiti graphic off, man.
All right, look, I'm done, dude.
Y'all fucked my whole show up today.
I had a whole bunch of shit to talk about.
And of course, you fucking idiots.
You fucking cyber vermin, troll, terrorist fucking bastards.
No!
No!
Especially when there are many.
Oh, God.
Remember that time I nearly broke my back trying to carry you?
But it didn't matter because you rage quit the match anyway.
Props to Jackler for trapping your new bass and saving the team from your feeding.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the hell is this?
It was a fucking image, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
The fuck are you talking about, Dark Mean Magician, girl?
I told you.
I told you for Christ.
What is this?
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
What is this?
What?
What is it?
I don't see nothing here.
Dark Mean Magician, girl.
Oh, okay, great.
You got 18 kills.
Oh, Probably all a bunch of bots, for Christ's sake.
And I blame Ghost.
And look, I just say fuck you, man, because now y'all are fucking up my gameplay.
All right?
Now y'all are fucking up my gameplay.
All right?
What?
What?
Do media share will be nice?
Hold on just a second.
Look.
One time, some idiot.
Look, you see this is what they're doing to me.
This is what they're doing.
They're putting me into a corner and I can't fucking escape.
You see that shit?
This is what these fuckers are doing.
And they make me die.
Look at that shit.
Look.
Look.
It's right fucking there.
They fucking trapped me and I can't go anywhere.
You fucking bastards, man.
God damn it.
You fucking bastards.
This is why.
And they want to take credit for this shit.
Look at this.
They want to fucking take it.
Oh, yeah, like it's real fucking funny, man.
This is why I die.
This is why I die, man.
All right?
This is why fucking cocksuckers like Keemscare say, yeah, I killed you that one time.
Because you got me doing that shit.
And you see, in this game, you can't kill like your teammate.
I wish you could.
I wish you could kill the fucking teammate.
I wouldn't even give a shit if I lose fucking points.
I would have shot this idiot and kept going on.
This is why I'm fucking losing.
You're seeing this, right?
They trapped me in a corner, man.
All right, I'm fucking, get out of here.
And if that's what y'all were going to do, all right?
I was trying to let y'all know I was doing a little gaming, all right?
I've got a gaming tutor, and they told me to practice on this game for Christ's sake.
And I thought, hey, why not let some of the trolls and let some of the people that are listening in, you know, maybe we can do some gaming and shit.
And this is what you fucking do.
This is what you fucking do.
You fucking pieces of shit, man.
All right, you fucking trap me in a corner and shit and make me look like a fucking idiot.
And, you know, that's why Keemscares thinks he's so fucking great when he ain't shit.
Alright, that's why he thinks he's so goddamn great.
Oh my god.
Man, I'm tired, dude.
I'm fucking tired for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm fucking tired.
Jesus Christ.
Getting Doxed00:01:30
What?
Unlisted ninja.
What?
It was fun watching you suck ass on Renegade.
Dude, I was kicking ass!
I was kicking ass!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
What the hell is this?
This is Ghost's personal email address.
It was on display on the FCC.
Garble might be Ghost's surname.
It is either this or some poor sucker's email address was exposed.
Oh, Jesus.
What the fuck y'all want from me, dude?
I mean, you know, give me a fucking break, man.
Alright?
I mean, give me a, you know what?
Y'all are gonna fucking dox me.
Why would y'all dox me, man?
You know, why would you, why, you know, what the fuck, man?