Ghost celebrates his return to YouTube to spread capitalism while dismissing calls for him to leave, despite threats of spike strips against "white privilege" crotch rockets. He attacks Hillary Clinton and female leaders like Merkel, claims moon footage is fake, and alleges he engineered Trump's election via the "Leave Him Heidi" campaign. The broadcast devolves into vulgar banter over "Coomer" memes, explicit sexual advice, and conspiracy theories about vape lung false flags before ending prematurely at 2:35 a.m. [Automatically generated summary]
It's Baller Friday, episode 109 of the Ghost Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I would like everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show, episode 109, is live and in effect.
And yeah, that's right.
We're back on YouTube, baby.
All right.
We're back on YouTube.
You know what I'm saying?
You want to know why?
Hidden Urban Conspiracy Theories00:15:34
Because I'm trying to spark synapses to the masses.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at your asses.
And it's time for Ghost to spread the goddamn gospel of capitalism throughout the world.
I want you to be a capitalist.
I want you to be a capitalist.
You're damn right.
Episode 109 of the Ghost Show, Baller Friday.
I'm hype.
I hope that you are too, baby.
I'm hype.
I hope you are too.
And look, we've got a lot of people saying, go back to Vaughn, Ghost.
Go back to Vaughn.
We'll go back tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show, all right?
No doubt about it.
All right, go ahead and take out the music engineer.
Take out the damn music.
Thank you very much, folks.
Put the title screen.
Take the title screen off.
Thank you very much, folks, for all the folks that are tuning in on this Baller Friday.
What is this?
What's going on?
You were dead real talk.
Glad you are back.
No, we're back down Forward Punch.
And thank you very much for the $15 down Forward Punch in the house.
I've just been informed of ghosts back on YouTube after leaving.
This isn't Alex Jones.
Don't be talking Alex Jones.
I just won the troll war against Ghost.
All right.
Cole Joseph Watson.
Go over there and set his trailer on fire.
Cole Joseph Watson.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
And that's not the real Alex Jones.
Let me tell you something.
The real Alex Jones doesn't want none of me, boy.
You understand?
I will turn that pot-bellied conspiracy theorist reptilian lizard worshiper.
I will make him look like a mental midget.
You understand?
There's nobody that can battle witch with me, baby.
I'll debate anybody.
Do you understand?
I'll debate anybody for Christ's sake and make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
But anyway, before I start getting into this boisterous exchange with other folks out here, I want to remind everybody this is episode 109 of the Go Show.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday.
And for all you folks that don't know, Baller Friday is that time of the week where us capitalists, we look back on our, what the hell was that?
Was that Crotch Rockets?
Was these fucking crotch rockets, man?
Did y'all hear that shit?
Y'all hear it?
You son of a bitch.
Oh, dude, listen.
Listen to these assholes.
Listen to these assholes, man.
Are you fucking kidding?
What if there's a whole gang out there for Christ's sake?
God damn it.
God damn it, you fuckers.
I'm going to go outside.
Listen, for all those folks that don't know, for whatever reason, okay, I live in an area where, you know, you're kind of hiding.
You're hidden from the cops.
It's kind of hidden for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Lord Dessey.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
I'm here.
I'm here for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm kind of hidden from the cops of the neighborhood, etc.
And these goddamn crotch rockets, these assholes that, you know, ride these little speedy motorcycles, they come out here and they race them, they zoom them and all that shit.
And I'm tired of it.
I'm getting sick and tired of it.
I'm telling you this right now.
I am this close to going out there and throwing some spike strips or doing something to these pieces of trash because they're starting to make me sick, dude.
All right.
Yeah, okay, I get it.
It's Friday.
Yeah.
I want to go cruise my crotch rocket.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
Anyway, look, my apologies.
You know, my apology, okay?
Let's move on and forget about the crotch rockets in the background.
If it gets too bad, I may go outside.
I may do some shit.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, where are the cops?
Where are the damn cops?
I should call the cops.
Anyway, folks, once again, should the ghost show stay on YouTube is the title of episode 109.
I know we've got a lot of people in here questioning whether or not I should stay on YouTube or whether or not I should continue to do Vaughn.live, which is where we were conducting the broadcast after episode 72 here on YouTube.
And as a result, folks, we've got a lot of mixed reviews.
We got a lot of people sitting here suggesting that, well, ghosts, you should stay on Vaughn.live.
Look, there's Captain Hook.
Here's 20 bucks.
I would like you to grab your mic and go outside now and shout it out.
I don't have a cordless mic there, Captain Hook.
Thank you very much for the 20 bucker, dude.
Hey, ghosts.
And Black Frost.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Cheers, Dave.
Look at all these capitalists.
Look at all these capitalists up in here, man.
It makes me feel good.
It makes me feel great.
It makes me feel wonderful.
And then we've got some asshole by the name of Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair that has to donate, right?
Or you can tow your trailer to somewhere that's not underneath the highway.
Fuck you.
I'm not in a fucking trailer.
Anyway, capitalists showing their nuts tonight.
Down Forward Punch for a $15 bill.
Captain Hook for a $20 bill.
Black Frost for a $10 bill.
And who the hell is this?
The Crotch Rocket Gang.
Nice trailer.
Just passed by your trailer while riding on my Crotch Rocket with the brothers.
With the brothers?
What, is there a brotherhood within the Crotch Rocket community or something?
Or is that happened to be something urban?
I have no idea what the hell you mean by the brothers.
Anyway, folks, I don't live in a goddamn trailer.
Don't listen to these dumb scumbags that sit over here and try to spread these slanderous lies about yours truly.
These people are a bunch of pickled prick turkey tits seat sniffing phallic fluffing belch breathing pieces of urinal cake curators that wished that they could have and possess the manly dominance that yours truly just throws around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit all right now listen I'm gonna be honest with you folks It kind of perturbs me that I got to waste my weekends with you folks.
And I know that I say this all the time, but I would rather be at a bar right now, specifically someplace like Twin Peaks.
All right, what is this?
Cuckler III.
Hey, good news.
Got a pay raise to 920 pounds per hour for the night shift.
Happy fucking days.
And also, hi ghost.
Cheers to the Cuckler III.
Look at all these capitalists out here.
Look at all these capitalists.
I just rolled a nice gram joint of some Afghani indicators.
Oh, man.
Afghani Indica, man.
I've never heard of that one.
All right.
The latest strain that I got from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
He's my dealer.
The latest was some, I don't know, strain called dick cheese or something, but it ain't bad.
It gets the job done.
So cheers once again to Down Forward Punch.
Hey, what is this?
Ghost lives in a trailer park.
That's the only place that has crotch rockets.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
I mean, there's a bunch of people in rich neighborhoods that have crotch rockets.
It's their fucking kids.
You know, it's like what the urban and Hispandex kids always talk about, the white privilege.
I mean, you're hearing it right now.
These damn people that are passing by and crotch rockets.
That's the white privilege, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, that's why when who the hell just donated Crotch Rocket Gang when he said, I'm riding crotch rockets with the brothers, I was perplexed by what he meant by that.
Whether or not there's a brotherhood within the crotch rocket community or he has something suggesting that this is urban in nature.
I don't know, but regardless, I personally believe that every time I see somebody with a crotch rocket, it's typically a white face on there, okay?
So like the urban people and like the Hispandex people say this is white privilege, and I don't blame them for touting white privilege, boy.
I don't blame them, all right?
Anyway, without any further ado, folks, before I get into the crux of the show, I definitely want to celebrate the weekend.
I definitely want to celebrate Bowler Friday.
So you know what time it is, right, boys?
All right.
I don't care if it's already, what is it, going to be about 8.41, 8.42 out here at the Ghost Show studios.
I don't care what time it is, but you know what time it is, right?
Hello, here's Mundane Match.
I'm going to ride my little two-stroker bike in front of your trailer a few more times.
I don't live in a fucking trailer.
Tummy upset, go drink beer and burp.
Shut up, all right?
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and do me here earlier in the broadcast because I'm celebrating Bowler Friday.
And it's the only way, the proper way to celebrate the weekend.
Hey, what's up, Brooke?
What's your opinion on Monday?
What's up, Brooke?
Mulveni doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
Okay.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
Let me explain something while you're giving shout-outs, Brooke, okay?
First and foremost, Mulveni, I never thought was very favorable to Donald Trump.
How he became chief of staff is beyond me.
But then again, if you look at the last chief of staff, it was Rentz Priebus, part of the cheese head mafia that tried to bring down Trump.
You know, the cheese head mafia out of Wisconsin, you know, him, Paul Ryan, you know, these guys.
Hey, ghost.
Sorry to hear about the crotch rocket infestation.
Need a spare string?
Spare strings?
Yeah, no shit.
I need to put a piano wire out there while these sons of bitches are going with their crotch rockets down the damn street.
You know, if I ever did that, I would have to put that on camera, dude.
Anyway, there was no quid pro quo, okay?
And by the way, let's just say for the sake of argument that you folks are right, that there was quid pro quo.
Who cares?
I mean, who gives a shit?
I mean, Barack Obama did shit like this all the time during his administration.
You know that?
You know that Barack Obama turned his back on the Cuban community in this country and nobody gave a shit.
Lol, when you get all angry and hot under the collar, does that make you Hot Wheels?
Fuck you, dude.
I'm not in a wheelchair mundane Matt, you stupid son of a bitch.
But as I was stating, folks, even if there was quid pro quo, there's PRID quo quo all over the fucking place.
I mean, Barack Obama turned his back on the Cubans, okay, because for whatever reason, I mean, I guess I would know why, the Cuban community didn't really appreciate him going to Cuba and hugging and kissing Fidel Castro, et cetera, Raul Castro, etc.
And as a result, Barack Obama withdrew the Wetfoot Dryfoot policy, which was exclusive to the Cubans because of their proximity to the U.S. and because of their oppression of communism.
He withdrew Wetfoot Dryfoot because the Cuban community didn't embrace him for going out to Cuba and hugging and kissing the Castro brothers, okay?
I mean, Barack Obama has done this countless times before.
And by the way, the reason Trump is really, even if he was, which I don't believe he was, but let's just say for your argument, he was using quid pro quo to hold funds over the Ukrainians' heads to expose corruption.
I mean, isn't that a reason to do something like that?
Isn't that a reason to hold funds from a country who knows the corruption of American politicians, in this case, an American vice president?
Give me a goddamn break.
Let me tell you something right now.
This president, President Donald Trump, is the most Americana president that has ever graced the White House.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
This man is the modern day George Washington.
He has thrown a monkey wrench into globalism.
As a matter of fact, my president was in Texas yesterday.
I don't know if y'all saw the Dallas, Texas rally.
He called out globalism, baby.
He called out globalism.
And let me tell you, if you would have said the term globalist or globalism five years ago, you would have been considered a conspiracy theorist.
Now it's out in the open.
All right.
Now it's out in the open that we've got people within the criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C., that want to sell out this country to a globalist interest, much like many of the folks out there in the European Union have been sold out to a globalist interest.
And by the way, did y'all see that Brexit deal?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
If you're from Britannia, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Y'all voted for Brexit in 2016 and the deal that was given to you guys and y'all are going to accept is worse than the fucking checkers deal that Teresa May negotiated with the goddamn EU.
I mean, what the hell?
And look, it's not Boris Johnson's fault because Boris Johnson, he wanted to do the right thing by telling the EU to go screw themselves and going from country to country to negotiate bilateral trade agreements so he could tell the EU to go shove it up their goddamn Euro cuck asses.
But unfortunately, when Boris Johnson attempted to do this, he had a rebellion in parliament.
And now, folks, the reason that you have such a shitty deal in Britannia as it pertains to Brexit is because the stupid, ridiculous sellout parliament that you folks have in the United Kingdom.
Your parliament sold you out.
And that's what our government is trying to do here in the United States.
And Donald Trump has put a halt to that.
Donald Trump has put a halt to that.
So as I suggested, folks, this president is the modern day George Washington.
If you hate this president, you're anti-American.
I mean, what has this president done that makes you hate him so much?
All right.
We've got the lowest unemployment rate in, what was it, 70 years, 3.5%?
Black Frost in the house.
I've been raining on the digital trolls.
Lol, low, low.
No shit.
Look at Black Frost, man.
Look at that $35 bills right there.
He's been just here making it rain, making it rain on these trolls.
And look, I can already see the trolls' feelings getting hurt in the damn chat room.
For Christ's sake, cheers to Black Frost for the $25 bill, baby.
Making it rain on these trolls.
But anyway, as I was stating, folks, the reason Boris Johnson didn't fulfill the true culmination of Brexit is because of the sellouts in the parliament, in the British parliament.
I'm telling you, if you're in the UK, I don't know how you can sleep at night considering you've got these many sellouts in your parliament that just want to give away your national sovereignty.
I mean, I'm not even kidding Iran, for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick to my stomach that Brexit was voted on in 2016 and here, I mean, they're basically taking a fucking scuffed version of the checkers deal that was negotiated by dumbass leftist remainer Teresa May.
So anyway, I don't know what the hell's going to happen to our brethren across the pond out there in Britannia, but they're, I don't know.
Fighting For Britannia's Sustenance00:04:12
I mean, they're basically attached to the hip to the EU.
The only thing that they don't have is the free movement.
That's it.
That's it.
The free movement, meaning that you, people from the EU can go in and out of the UK without having to buy any or purchase any kind of passport or anything of that nature.
So anyway, it's very disappointing here.
Look, I didn't want to talk about that right off the bat.
The first thing I wanted to do is celebrate this BORL Friday and crack open a beer for Christ's sake.
So you know what time it is, right, baby?
You all know what time it is.
Wait, well, Jackler.
The Jackler says, why is the government so far up their own ass that they can't just do what the people are asking?
We need to bring back hanging.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know about that, Jackler, but let me tell you, I don't think that the government has ever done anything that the people have wanted.
I mean, I guess maybe you could probably exclude that stint by Teresa, or excuse me, by Margaret Thatcher.
Excuse me.
Margaret Thatcher ended up doing things that were favorable to the British people.
Outside of that, I can't tell you a prime minister or a leadership or a parliament that has done anything for the people.
That has done anything for the people.
I mean, you're right, Jackler.
You know, you all got to vote whether or not you wanted to stay in or out of the European Union.
Y'all voted to get the hell out.
And as a result, what did Teresa May do?
Kick the can down the road till 2019.
And now that Boris Johnson is prime minister, because Boris Johnson wants to do what I've suggested you do.
Kans Abuser, baby.
Just came back from making some serious money.
Looking forward to that fat paycheck and the final cheers, dude.
What do you mean?
What music video?
What music?
And we got a lot of people making it rain out here on the dono end, man.
Kans abuser for a $25 bill.
We've got Blackfrost that donated not only $25, but another $10 bill.
Cheers to that dude.
We've also got Down Forward Punch who did a $30 bill.
What's going on, man?
Down Forward Punch with a 10 and 20.
Cheers to everybody out here making it rain.
That's why we call this Baller Friday.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Down forward punch did 15 and a 10.
My apologies.
Thank you very much, Down Forward Punch.
Like I was stating, folks, this is a capitalist viewing audience, listening audience, for Christ's sake.
And as you can see, they're making it rain on you, trolls, proving that yours truly is sparking synapses in people's brains.
You understand?
When people listen to this broadcast, it's molding them into capitalists.
And I'm telling you that right now.
Cheers to everybody out there that's making it rain.
Can't use her down forward punch, Black Frost.
Captain Hook.
I forgot about Captain Hook with a $20 bill, baby.
What's up to Captain Hook?
Cheers to you guys out there making it rain, baby.
Anyway, as I was stating about the Brexit situation, I feel bad for my brethren across the pond.
You guys, these fucking crotch rockets, sons of bitches, dude.
These crotch rocks.
I'm sorry I got disrupted here, folks, but like I said, I live in an area of San Antonio that's somewhat secluded from the police.
So these damn crotch rocket sons of bitches like to just, you know, speed up and down the street that, you know, well, it's not my street per se.
It's a street that's adjacent to my street.
But you can still hear those sons of bitches because look, I like to broadcast.
Whenever I conduct this broadcast, I'm looking outside my window.
I mean, I love looking at the piercing radiant moon whenever I'm broadcasting to you folks out here.
All right.
I mean, I got the window open.
I like looking at the evening and looking at the night.
You understand what I'm saying?
And as a result, because I have the windows not necessarily open per se, but I'm broadcasting by the windows.
That's why you can hear these crotch rocket sons of bitches.
So once again, I want to say my apologies for all those folks that are listening to these crotch rocket assholes that are passing through the Go Show studios.
My apologies.
Tommy Robinson And The Referendum00:02:20
Anyway, I don't know what the hell to say about the folks from Britannia.
There's a lot of people out there that are trying to fight for the sustenance of Britannia.
Like, I don't know, like, Jesus Christ, Robinson, Tommy Robinson, and I was going to name a couple other people, but Tommy Robinson specifically, because Tommy Robinson, he's gone to jail in an attempt to try to promote the sustenance of Britannia and to highlight the hypocrisy that's happening within the law of Britannia in which people that are Britannia residents are,
I guess are given a different form of justice than the wild jehudies that were allowed to come into Britannia that are now running roughshot and putting areas into Sharia law and apparently conducting themselves in pedophilia, etc.
And oh yeah, I guess I can't forget Sargon of Akkad, even though I disagree with him on certain issues.
The basis of freedom of speech and the basis of freedom of expression is there.
So I guess I can understand you there.
And by the way, I guess the guy who was in the chat room the other day, Count Dakula, Count Dankula tried to run for something out there.
Hey, what is this?
We got Cuckler III.
Scotland is getting a second indie referendum in a year's time.
If it happens, the UK may be broken up once and for all.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I'm surprised that they're having a second referendum for independence in Scotland.
The last time that happened was, what, maybe about three or four years ago?
Maybe three years ago, four years ago.
And they voted to remain.
They didn't want to be independent.
And the component that wants to be independent in Scotland is basically the economic components.
Because, you know, Scotland produces a lot of economy that they don't want to give up to Britannia anymore.
And they want to use within their own geopolitical area amongst their own people.
So I don't blame them.
But at the same time.
At the same time, you've got folks that are out there that want to remain a part of the United Kingdom, etc.
So we shall see what happens here.
We shall see what happens.
Ghost Loves Beer And Scams00:08:02
Anyway, let's go ahead and let me celebrate Baller Friday properly, folks.
You know what time it is.
Everybody out there knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer, man.
Goddamn right.
I always put in a nice ice chest right here next to the, next to where I'm sitting because I like ice cold beer.
You know what I mean?
The colder, the better.
You know what I mean?
Cold-ass beer.
And by the way, I hear that if you drink hot beer, doesn't it like, you know, turn your ass fat?
I mean, did I hear that wrong?
I heard that if you drink hot beer, it turns you into a barrel ass or something.
So, I don't know.
Here, let me go ahead and...
Oh, yeah!
And by the way, I'm drinking some Stella Artos.
For all the folks that are, you know, wondering what kind of beer I'm drinking, I'm drinking some Stella Artos up in here.
And I know, I know all you folks in the European areas are going to say, oh, ghost, did you know that Stella Autrois is known as wife be to beer out here in the European Union?
Yeah, I get it, dude.
I get it.
But you know what?
I was at a liquor store.
Okay.
I was at a liquor store that had Stella Artos.
You buy two 12 packs, you get one free, all right?
Two 12 packs, you get one free.
What the hell is this?
Ghost loves what the hell kind of, oh, the ghost loves crotch rockets.
Okay, that's great.
Hey, okay, I get the fucking point.
All right.
You don't have to spam the shit in text to speech, you milky liquor.
And what is this, Arthur Reyes the mechanic?
Hey, Ghost.
Just got back from work at the trucking company.
All right.
Cheers.
Thank you, man.
Keep on rocking and keep up the awesome work, bro.
Shout out to my beautiful girlfriend, Michaela.
Michaela.
Hey, cheers to Arthur and Michaela, man.
Thank you very much, man.
Keep on trucking.
And who's doing this?
Who the hell's spamming this stupid emoji?
Ghost loves crotch rockets.
Assholes.
Here's to Coors Light.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I don't drink that Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss Coors Light.
Are you shitting me?
Good God.
Max Ultimate Max Spider 75.
Hey, what's good, Wheels?
I'm back.
My computer is still not working, so I'm watching you from my phone.
LOL.
Well, great.
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, my Poisey.
What's up, guys?
Tonight's episode, I am going to be spending my evening at the gym and maybe a couple of tomorrow.
I wish you the best.
Pump that iron, baby.
Hey, thank you very much.
Look at all these people making it rain tonight on a Baller Friday, baby.
My Poisey for a $20 bill, baby.
Cheers to my Poisey up in there.
Cheers to you.
And by the way, man, you know what?
I envy you, my poisey, that you're going out there to the gym.
I wish I had enough time to be able to go to the gym.
You know what I mean?
I've been tempted to just order some weights or order some kind of a workout station or something so it could force me to work out.
But I'm a little apprehensive in doing so because I'm afraid it might just, you know, sit there and collect dust.
So I, you know, cheers to you, man.
Cheers to my poison.
And who the hell just donated $2 media share, you cunt fuck?
Listen, we'll get to media share in just a second, baby.
We just started the show.
All right.
It's episode 109.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm drinking.
I just poured out my beer.
I haven't even started drinking yet.
All right, I'm about to give out my toasts.
So why don't you just take a fucking 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking.
This guy over here media share you cunt fuck for two bucks just trying to take a whiff of my damn asshole anyway.
Look, before we get started on some of the other news things that we need to discuss here.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hey, Cuckler.
Hey, Cucker, there's no more $18.
There's no more media.
Wait a minute.
There's no more of that, dude.
We're not doing that anymore.
We're not doing that shit.
Just here to remind you that it's been 8,664 days.
Fuck you, Tom Brady.
Fuck you.
Like, I needed to be reminded of that.
Hey, Cuckler, and I want to remind everybody, by the way, there's no more $18.66.
There's no more of that shit, dude.
We're not doing that here on YouTube.
I said that last show.
We're not doing that shit.
We're not doing that shit, for Christ's sake.
Guess who?
And yes, you should stay on YouTube.
As evil as they are.
You're getting more views, and you give us more quality content when you turn off the YouTube video donations.
Yeah, well, I hear you on that, man.
And Jackler did donate a three bucks.
He said, in other news, did you hear that there are claims that Turkey is using banned weapons such as napalm and white phosphorus, RIP to those Kurd children?
Hey, it's not our problem anymore, Jackler, right?
The Middle East is the globalist's problem.
Mike Hawk is small.
Hey, ghost, happy Baller Friday.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
All right, Mike Hawk, you smole.
I appreciate that shit.
Anyway, folks, like I said, there are no more 18.
It says it in the description, you dickheads.
So all of you people that are out here that are like, oh, scam.
Look at the fucking description.
It says it in the fucking description, you stupid, dumb fucking morons.
All right.
I mean, you would think that you idiots would know how to read, you enema bag, cleaning, used, dental, damn wearing, foreskin, muzzle-loving Kali Flower cocksucking pieces of zombie cooch sport and shit.
Play his vid, you cunt fuck.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I mean, look, look.
No, You don't understand.
We're not doing that anymore, okay?
We're not doing that anymore because when I did that on Vaughn.live, it was just a joke.
It was just an utter joke.
So those are no more.
We're not doing it anymore.
Fuck all you people that are out here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying scam this, scam that.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Piece of shit.
Fucking, you know what?
If this is how you idiots are going to be treating me here, this is going to be a short damn show.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right?
God damn, Jesus.
I'm just about to drink my beer.
Cheers, Ghost.
We should just turn Britain into a fucking parking lot.
Yeah.
They drink the beer warm and it's already filled with a bunch of sand niggers anyway.
Oh, dude, no, no.
I don't condone that, dude.
Come on.
I don't condone what Fat Marshall just said.
For heaven's sake, give me a fucking break.
Come on.
Now, I agree that Britannia, for whatever reason, they're not playing with a full deck, okay?
I mean, they are cucking, much like most of Europe, or to the refugee or Islamic contingent.
And who knows why?
I know why, because they want a new Europe.
You know, they want to merge.
This is like a de facto way of ethnic cleansing.
They want to merge all the nationalities of the member states of the EU, and they want to merge them into a new race of folks, a new Europe.
That's what they want.
All right?
That's what they want.
Anyway, I've got some beer here.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
I want to say cheers to the capitalist army, baby.
We're going to be conducting some political operations.
And by the way, we're already conducting political operations as we speak.
I also want to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Let's go ahead and take our first sip of some brew on a baller Friday.
How about it?
Now that's better.
I love beer.
I'm sorry.
I love beer.
Like in the great words of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
Okay.
Now, let's continue going here because something I want to talk about.
Hillary Clinton And Tulsi Gabbard00:14:55
There's a lot of things to talk about, but one thing I want to talk about is Hillary Clinton.
Once again, Hillary Rotten Clinton has pointed her disgusting nose into the 2020 elections again.
And what is this?
Ultimate Max Spider 75 S in the chat to scam.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, as I was stating before I got rudely interrupted by this stupid jerk off, Hillary Clinton is sticking her witch nose into the 2020 campaign once again.
In a latest interview, she was being interviewed by some podcast.
That just goes to show you that the internet has a huge effect on the general narrative of people's perspective nowadays.
But Hillary Clinton came out and suggested that a member of the Democratic Party who is currently running for the Democratic presidential nomination for 2020 is a quote Russian agent.
Now, who is Hillary Clinton alluding to when she says that there's a Russian agent running for the Democratic ticket?
She's talking about Tulsi Gabbard.
Oh, Tulsi Gabbard is, I guess, on the target of Hillary Clinton for some reason.
And what boggles my mind, folks, is why is Hillary Clinton even bringing up Tulsi Gabbard?
I mean, she's not even in the top running when it comes to the nominee for the Democratic presidential nomination.
I mean, as a matter of fact, I don't even think she's even getting a few percent as it relates to the current primary standings.
Why in the hell would Hillary Rotten Clinton want to put a spotlight on Tulsi Gabbard?
I mean, it doesn't even make any sense, folks, because I think that by Hillary Clinton doing this, I mean, she's actually handing Tulsi Gabbard free airtime.
And let me tell you, if you've been watching the news cycle for the past week, hey, what's up, dude?
Hey, Ghost.
First time donating to the show.
Thank you, man.
Keeping up the great content here on YouTube, Irvon, and Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, cheers to Mario Sonic fan 635, man.
I appreciate it.
Cheers to you.
$10 bill.
Look at all these capitalists making it rain, baby.
They're making it rain up in here.
Here's Jackler.
People may wonder why we want our country back.
Well, let me put it this way.
I've always said, what's the point in going to a zoo?
We can all just go around the town if we wanted to see monkeys in the wild.
Ah, dude, come on, dude.
I don't know.
I don't condone what the hell Jackler just said there, okay?
Whatever, Jackler.
And by the way, once again, cheers to Mario Sonic fan for the $10 bill, man.
All right.
Happy Baller Friday.
And a sheriff's mental health check in a non-communist country.
Hope you enjoyed watching Tulsi Cunt Punch, that satanic Peter Shaw.
Yeah, well, I'm going to talk about that here in just a second.
We are going to have media shares in a minute, but it's not going to be video.
It's going to be audio like the last show, episode 108, which is on our current YouTube channel right now.
And I'm not saying that whoever the hell donated that for two bucks, that racist shit, you're a piece of trash.
Okay?
Anyway, as I was alluding to, folks, have you taken a look at the news cycle this week?
All right.
You wouldn't have even been able to tell that there was a Democratic debate that happened this week for three hours.
A three-hour Democratic debate.
Okay.
And what I don't understand is, because we had a three-hour debate today, you would have thought that you would have seen more coverage of it this week.
But you barely even know that it happened because what's on the main news cycle?
The impeachment.
Huh?
Adam Schiff, Plastic Face Pelosi, you know, Syria.
There's all kinds of things that are out here that are dominating the news cycle.
And we don't even know what happened that there was a Democratic debate this week.
And by the way, in that Democratic debate, there was nothing special.
I mean, you saw a couple of people go after the juggular of Elizabeth Warren because, you know, let's be honest, for whatever reason, and for the life of me, I can't understand why Elizabeth Warren is leading the Democrats as it relates to the current contenders for 2020.
All right.
I mean, it's her and Joe Biden.
And I'm telling you, if this is the best you got, Democrats, Joe Biden and a goddamn Pocahontas, then you might as well just go ahead and give the presidency to Donald Trump right now.
And you see, that's why they're going down this impeachment inquiry nonsense because they know they can't beat Donald Trump in an election.
They know it.
That's why you've got the Democrats and institutionalists in Washington, D.C. that includes some Republicans, the fucking mainstream, lamestream media, fake news, and obviously some of their cohorts in the international community all coming at Trump.
They're all coming at Trump.
And what is this?
I'm a white knight.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
Fucking $3.
I'm a white nation.
Shut up.
I'm shooting pearls to your asses right now.
All right.
Just sit there and listen and shut up.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, okay, did you even know there was a Democratic debate today?
Or today, to this week, I should say.
Did you even know that there was a Democratic debate this week?
No.
The news cycle has been completely dominated with this impeachment inquiry.
And I think that's Tulsi Gabbard as a joke.
Yes, she is.
She's been making herself out as the anti-war candidate, but now she's bitching at Trump.
I know.
Tijuana Genius hits in on the head.
Hey, tell you, man, Tijuana Genius is a little woke, dude.
I'll tell you that right now.
He says some pretty good commentary in text-to-speech.
No, I don't do that.
I'm going to get to the markets.
Shut up.
970.20.
Oh, Christ, man.
Stop trying to do my job.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Text to speech lady.
1.31 points to 8,089.5.
Stop trying to do my job.
Fucking text to speech lady.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm going to get to the markets here in just a second.
I'm talking about Tulsi Gabbard, and I'm talking about the Democrats and their stupid debate they had this week that no one cared about in the news cycle.
And what I'm saying is, folks, is I'm saying that all you're hearing in the news cycle is this impeachment inquiry and all these Democrats getting up on their grand soapboxes and hearing themselves speak on camera.
All right.
And I think this is a major detriment to the Democratic Party because no one cares.
No one cares that there was a debate this week.
And I'm going to be honest with you right now, man.
I think that I think Trump has this one down 2020.
Now, Tulsi Gabbard, when she was, I guess, indirectly pointed as a Russian spy or a Russian agent, excuse me, by Hillary Rotten Clinton, Tulsi Gabbard responded here.
None of them has a fucking chance.
I know.
Dude, come on.
Did you see that on CNN Ghost?
I saw that.
Dude, I actually saw that, dude.
Okay, I actually saw that and I couldn't believe it, okay?
All right, but let's not talk about the LGBTQ CNN special that had that one drag that black drag queen.
Y'all see that?
I'm glad you didn't if you didn't, but they had some black drag queen come out from the audience, gank the damn microphone and saying, black trans are being murdered all over the country and you motherfuckers in CNN ain't giving a shit.
And you could tell that CNN did not know what to do.
They had no idea what to do.
Emperor Gritty Ghost equals product of Texas education system.
He can't say words correctly, even with TTS telling him how to say them.
What the hell are you talking about, boy?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
I mean, I'm from Texas, all right?
I have a Texas dialect, all right?
I know that you're probably from some Canadian bacon maple leaf up the ass having humping a dead moose Canadia, and you're having a little bit of trouble understanding me because I don't say A every goddamn two sentences.
Well, go shove it up your ass.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, okay, I don't understand why Hillary Clinton is putting this spotlight on Tulsi Gabbard.
Tulsi Gabbard is not even making a dent into the primary for the Democrats.
Nigger.
I don't condone what this fucking idiot just donated for Christ's sake, man.
Stop being racist, man.
Anyway, I don't understand why Hillary Clinton is giving free press to Tulsi Gabbard.
Now, why does Hillary Clinton think that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset?
Because apparently she wasn't for, you know, the removal of Bashar al-Assad.
And, you know, like Tijuana Genius said, you know, Iraq bad.
She said all these talking points that made her out to be a peacetime president.
But like Tijuana Genius just said, even though Tulsi Gabbard likes to claim that she's a peace individual, she was upset when Donald Trump decided to remove troops from Syria.
I mean, isn't that ironic?
I talked about this on the last show, okay?
Trump removes troops from Syria.
And I'd like to ask each and every one of you that are against that, what's winning if we were to keep the troops in there?
What's winning?
What's mission accomplished?
You can't give me an explanation.
You can't give me that because you don't know.
So why the hell be bogged down in these wars when all these folks in the region want to fight each other?
They want to kill each other anyway.
Why not just remove ourselves from the situation and let these people figure it out amongst themselves?
And that's exactly what Donald Trump has done.
And what I find ironic, folks, is that since Donald Trump removed the troops from Syria, all of a sudden the left has become a bunch of chicken hawks out here.
They're a bunch of chicken hawks all of a sudden.
What's up, Jeff?
Hi, Jeff from the Overwatch team here.
What are you talking about?
I'm checking in to see you're not talking mad smack about us over at Blizzard about our stance on human beings.
You know what?
Blizzard can eat my dick up till it hiccups.
How about that?
What do you mean?
I thought Tulsi Gabbard, that's one of the few things that Tulsi Gabbard is against.
Isn't she like against LGBTQ?
I thought she wasn't very favorable to the LGBTQ.
Anyway, I could be wrong.
But the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that by Hillary Clinton throwing her fucking stupid witch nose into the 2020 campaign and suggesting that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent, Tulsi Gabbard responded here, and I'd like to read her tweet response.
Put the PC shut on.
Here's her tweet response, which I think is good.
She says, great.
Thank you, Hillary Clinton.
You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption and the personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain.
From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been, and let me continue, a concerted campaign to destroy my reputation.
We wondered who was behind it and why.
Now we know it was always you through your proxies and powerful allies in the corporate media and war machine, afraid of the threat I pose.
It's clear that this primary is between you and me.
Don't cowardly hide behind your proxies.
Join the race directly.
Oh.
And what is this?
Ivana rape.
Fuck, shut up, asshole.
All right.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you idiot.
Anyway, let me tell you something, all right?
By Tulsi Gabbard coming out and saying, hey, Hillary, come on to the race, baby.
Come on to the race.
And what is this?
Fish fast.
I thought Tulsi was the only one in the debate supporting Trump's Syria move.
Am I wrong?
No, I thought she was against it.
She was against it.
And moreover, this woman agrees with the impeachment inquiry.
All right.
If she had any kind of sense, she would be completely against what the criminal and unethical actions of her Democratic Party.
I mean, lest we forget, folks, there's an impeachment inquiry happening against Donald Trump right now that's happening behind closed doors, which goes against every precedent set by the House whenever there was impeachment involved with the presidency.
I mean, this is just complete corruption, man.
All right.
The Democratic Party is a literal criminal organization.
And how, and look, I'm going to keep repeating this, folks, how anyone can be a Democrat in this modern society when the Democrats believe that people that come into this country illegally deserve free health care, free child care, free government entitlements, when you've got the Democratic Party suggesting that illegal immigrants have more authority over this country than American citizens, when you've got Democrats wanting open borders, okay?
I mean, when you've got Democrats doing all this criminalistic, unethical activity, how can anybody be a Democrat?
Especially after the WikiLeaks.
I mean, doesn't anybody forget that WikiLeaks dropped the DNC emails and Podesta emails, showing the extent of their corruption, showing the extent of their hypocrisy, showing their extent on how they're strategically trying to divide the country?
I mean, did we all forget about this?
I mean, especially you dumbasses that are Bernie Sanders supporters.
All right.
I mean, in the WikiLeaks email drop of the DNC leaks, it shows that Bernie Sanders had signed a non-aggression pact with the Hillary Clinton campaign, basically meaning that he was just going to allow her to win.
He was just going to allow her to win.
And what is this, Sheriff Dwayne?
I was not aware Tulsi was against the Syria move.
That's a shame.
Them Dems don't stand a chance.
They don't stand a chance.
Fat Lungs And Immigrant Languages00:04:49
And that's what's confusing me.
Why the hell would Hillary Clinton put a spotlight on Tulsi Gabbard?
Now, what Hillary Clinton said is that Tulsi Gabbard's not going to get the nomination for the Democratic Party, but because she's a, quote, Russian agent, according to Hillary Clinton, she's going to run as a third party.
She's going to run as a third party.
And because of that, she's a Russian agent.
Hey, what is this?
Captain Hook, not to go off topic, but scientists found out obese people do not have fat in their lungs, which you mentioned a few times.
Oh, they do have fat in their lungs.
Excuse me.
Fat people do have fat in their lungs, which you mentioned a few times, me magic.
Well, I mean, what am I saying, dude?
I mean, what am I saying?
I know what I'm talking about here, okay?
I mean, whenever I say something on this broadcast, you're on the internet.
You can go and search for these things.
You know that.
And I'm like, what is this?
What the hell kind of immigrant language is this?
Talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American, you asshole.
Look, if you're going to do a text-to-speech, talk to me in American.
You understand me?
I don't understand these immigrant languages, okay?
But anyway, Captain Hook, I knew they had fat in their lungs.
Remember?
You can hear it when they breathe, you know, these fat people.
You know, you can hear the lard that's stuck in their windpipe.
It's, hey, how you doing?
So come on.
I mean, I knew I was right all along.
Okay.
I knew I was right all along for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, once again, I just wanted to say that Tulsi Gabbard, okay?
Even though Hillary Clinton is so afraid that Tulsi Gabbard is going to run as a third party candidate, she said in December or January that she wasn't going to run as a third party if she didn't get the Democratic nomination.
Now, I don't understand why Hillary Clinton has brought Tulsi Gabbard into this type of spotlight.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But I think it's a big mistake.
And Tulsi Gabbard, I thought that her response was excellent.
Come on into the race, Hillary, okay?
Come on into the race.
And I'm telling you right now, if Hillary Clinton goes into the race in 2020, I mean, forget about it.
The Democrats are destroyed.
The Democrats are destroyed.
I think they're already destroyed with all the fragmentation.
You've got these extreme left progressives.
You know, you've got these center left people.
What is this?
I don't even.
Look, assholes, if you're going to be donating text-to-speech to me, talk to me in American, okay?
I don't understand these immigrant languages.
Talk to me in American.
And if you don't know how to talk American, get yourself Google Translate, okay?
And put whatever kangaroo, you know, fucking two-bit language that you've got going on there and convert it to English and then throw it on the text-to-speech, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my beer for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, man.
No, no.
Jesus.
No respect.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Let's move on.
Okay.
Let's continue moving on here.
Now, I want to reiterate to everybody out here who's asking about Mulveni coming out and suggesting there was quid pro quo.
There was no quid pro quo, you asshole.
And even if there was, so what, okay?
So what if there was, for Christ's sake, okay?
I mean, let's be honest.
The kind of corruption that is obviously being uncovered as it relates to Joe Biden and his two-bit crackpipe son, literally Hunter Biden, is proving that the American people don't want none of this shit.
What is it?
What the fuck?
What are you donating?
Stop donating to me in these goddamn immigrant languages!
Talk to me in America, damn it!
Talk to me in American!
God damn it, man!
Anyway, regardless of what's happening here, you know, as it pertains to Mulveni, who backtracked on that statement, mind you.
Dude, listen to me.
Shut up with this immigrant language crap, man.
Talk to me in American, and that's it.
I just want I'm not saying that.
I know what you're trying to make me say with that stupid racism.
Don't, I'm not, I'm not that stupid.
I hate NAGAS.
I know what it means.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you son of a bitch.
Moon Landing Nonsense And Censorship00:03:50
Oh, God.
All right.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is this, folks.
I know that the media is putting a lot of bad press on Rudolph Giuliani, but Rudolph Giuliani is New York's mayor.
All right.
Had Rudolph Giuliani not run for mayor, New York would still be a subterranean shithole, which is turning out to be now, thanks to that commie de Blasio they have as mayor over there now.
Okay?
So, as I was stating, folks, this man, before he was mayor, he was a prosecutor.
He took down the mob.
Okay?
He took down the mob.
He took down people of organized crime.
This guy, and I'm talking about Rudolph Giuliani, knows how to sniff out corruption.
Ghost, are you still against spending taxpayer money on NASA?
Yeah.
Even though Trump is making them great again, going back to the moon in 2024.
Why does that have to take so long?
Let me tell you something.
First of all, Fat Marshall, okay?
I don't agree with all the money that's being sent to NASA, okay?
And by the way, if we're going to go back to the moon in 2024, why can't we do it sooner?
And moreover, why are all these billionaires who are trying to throw rockets into space having such a hard time doing so when it was so easy for us to go to the moon, you know, after the first time we went to it?
I mean, it was so easy that one time we went to the moon, we sent these astronauts with a fucking dune buggy and golf clubs.
Y'all remember that?
Huh?
Y'all remember when one of the goddamn astronauts pulled out a golf club?
Do you remember that shit?
And Jesus, we're talking to you in a just shut up.
You're not talking to me in American, you piece of trash.
All right?
And I want to be honest with you, folks.
I don't believe we went to the moon, okay?
Now, I'm not saying I'm a flat earther or anything, but I don't believe we went to the moon.
I'm going to get a 9-11-style potential false flag in Seattle on the 3rd of November.
What?
Nukes, chemical weaponry involved during the Seahawks game.
Immediate communications blackout afterwards.
To blame on Russia or Iran.
I never heard about that.
I do remember the blackout.
Okay, but I don't know about any of that stuff.
But thank you for enlightening us on that there, Anonymous.
But listen to me.
I don't believe we've gone to the moon, okay?
And all the pictures of the moon, nothing but Nevada.
Okay?
All that bullshit that we've seen, all the footage that we've seen from the moon, nothing but Nevada.
Okay?
I mean, I've been to Nevada.
I know what it fucking looks like.
Okay?
And you can take a whiff of that, NASA.
And by the way, okay?
Speaking of NASA, did you all hear that on the space station, the International Space Station that's supposed to be floating around up above the earth, they decided to do a spacewalk to repair some of the things on the space station.
And guess what?
It was an all-woman spacewalk.
Oh, that's how I know it's a bunch of shit.
All right.
That's how I know this whole space thing is fake.
You mean to tell me there was a woman's spacewalk and nothing went wrong, huh?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, get out of that.
Bullshit!
All right, bullshit.
You're my goddamn.
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't believe that we went to the moon.
All those pictures.
Nothing but Nevada, okay?
I don't even know why we got.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Fat Marshall asked me about the moon in a text to speech, and that's why we're starting to talk about this nonsense.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm not a misogynist, man.
Woman Leaders Screw Up Countries00:15:14
Look, it is not hate to criticize anyone, okay?
I'm tired of people that try to say that I'm a misogynist, I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, all this crap.
I'm a bigot because I'm critical of a group of people.
I mean, we have the freedom of speech.
One can be critical of a group of people.
And by the way, I mean, haven't we had enough evidence that shows that when women are put into positions of leadership, that they end up screwing up so bad that you might as well have put in a half lobotomized idiot and probably would have had less damage done?
Am I wrong?
Can you shut up, please, with this goddamn immigrant language, man?
Talk to me in American.
Look at this.
What the fuck is this crap?
All right.
Hey, Ghost.
What was this?
Fluff the neck will grow.
Hey, Ghost, can I suck your...
Oh, Christ.
And look, there's Brooke.
Ghost, please turn on $9 media shares.
Yeah, we are in a second.
Shout out to chat.
We are in a second.
What the hell are you talking now, Brooke?
What the hell kind of language is this?
What is this?
Is this Jehudi?
American equals tarred language?
What are you talking about?
America is the language of business, boy.
Do you understand that?
American is the language of business, baby.
Hey, what is this?
I am whore knee.
Shut up, you asshole, all right?
Just shut up.
And look, all of you people in the chat room that are saying I'm a misogynist, how can you say I'm wrong?
Take a look at the empirical evidence.
Every time a woman gets into a position of leadership, they screw up the country, okay?
All right, look, I'm going to go over this again.
You fucking idiot.
Hey, I take personal when you assholes call me some kind of sexist or racist.
What is this?
You stupid hambone faggot Jew scambler.
You got to the moon by importing Nazis.
Since then, you have imported Jews.
Shut up, you fucking dandy or too stupid to build rockets.
Nigger, Jew.
Hey, don't say that shit.
Don't say that.
All right?
Non-holy.
I'll call you the mob boss.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
Anyway, look, I'm going to go over women leaders that have fucked up their country.
Here, let's go ahead and let's start with Brazil.
All right.
That's why Bolsonaro was elected here recently, even though the Brazilian leftists are all a bunch of fucking jerk-offs about it.
Hold on, hold on, what?
Imperior gritty.
What the hell?
Ghost was more intelligent during the Obama years.
P.S. in chat who is best waifu?
Jesus Christ.
Here's N-wordle.
happier when they're loyal to their man and raising young American children than when they're dying their hair orange, having run right stands and accusing half of them of rape a few weeks decades later and screaming about the patriarchy.
I agree.
Well, the patriarchy, look, I'm about to show you women leaders, okay?
Here's the leader of Brazil, former leader of Brazil.
Okay, she was in office from 2011 to 2016.
Her name is Dilma Vana Rousseff.
Okay, this broad was a leftist piece of trash who ended up fucking loading up her own pockets with government money and literally turning the country of Brazil into a shithole.
Okay, that's what she did.
Okay, what is this?
Hail Bitchler?
All right, what a hail bitchler talk to me and I'm like, oh, fuck off.
All right.
Here we are.
Okay.
This broad.
Okay.
Notice that she left 2016.
Brazil was a total dirt hole after this stupid broad was president of Brazil.
Okay.
I'm not even joking around.
And she was a leftist.
Okay.
She was a leftist.
Now, let me continue going because there's a lot of these.
Okay.
There's a lot of these, man.
All right.
And these are very, very recent leaderships.
These are very recent leaders.
So I'm just trying to let everybody know that, you know, I know a thing or two about a thing or two about leaders.
All right.
Look, here's another woman leader out of Argentina, Christina Fernandez de Kuchner.
Bang, bang, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Jesus Christ.
Let's go back.
Once again, Christine Fernandez Kushner.
She was the Argentinian president from 2007 to 2015.
She was so corrupt that they were about to press charges against her when she did a Hillary Clinton.
I'm not joking around, okay?
All right.
What she did was conveniently fell on her head, okay?
And then pretended that, well, I didn't know what I was doing.
I hit my head.
I don't remember.
And all this shit when it comes to her corruption, okay?
When it comes to her fucking corruption, look, several corruption scandals took place and she faced several demonstrations against her rule.
She was charged for low-priced sales of multi-dollar dollar futures and was indicted for obstructing the investigation.
So that's why I'm telling you folks, okay?
I mean, every time a woman comes into power, every time a woman comes into power, they screw up not just the country, but these are fucking millions of people's lives, okay?
I mean, how many more women leaders have to screw up millions of people's lives before we start talking about it?
What is this?
Der Fuhrer?
What the hell is this?
Time to summon chat room Hitler.
Not shut up.
All right, we're not doing that.
All right.
Shut up.
Let me give you another woman leader that turned her fucking country into a bunch of garbage.
Here, let's go look at the South Korean leader.
Look at this South Korean.
What is this aesthetic?
But now you, now you're talking in immigrant language.
Anyway, let's continue going on here.
Here, look at this.
This is Park Wing High.
Okay.
Now, this dumb stupid broad was impeached.
And why was she impeached?
Because this broad was taking her policy orders.
What?
Talk about ripping off talking points from Alex Jones about NASA.
What are you talking about?
Also, it takes time to build rockets ghost.
Lots of technical stuff that needs to be tested and retested.
Oh, give me a fucking break.
You only get one shot for launching a rocket and- G- Get out of here.
That's why the first time we went to the moon, we went there several more times and it was no big deal.
Shut up, fat marshal.
All right.
All right.
Stop trying to be a NASA tryhard.
All right.
I'm talking about women here, okay?
I'm talking about these women leaders, especially this stupid broad, okay?
Park Wing-high, who was the South Korean leader from 2013 to 2017.
This stupid broad didn't even make her own policies.
She was getting her policies from a cult.
She was getting her policies from the cult of the dead fish or whatever the fuck she was.
I'm not joking around.
And they impeached her, and she's in a jail right now for 25 years because she allowed some cult of the fucking dead tuna fish to, you know, I don't know, dictate what she made into policy.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
You can look all this shit up yourself.
All right.
I mean, do I need to continue going, folks?
Do y'all want me to continue going?
I mean, I could go on all night with these women presidents that have ruined, all right, that have ruined people's lives, millions of people's lives, their livelihoods.
I mean, you know, their futures.
Let's take a look at another one up in here.
How about this broad, huh?
How about Angela Merkel?
That's right.
I am Angela Merkel.
This was the dumb broad who made the decision to allow the migrant crisis of 2015 to influx Europe.
You know, all the refugees from the Syrian refugees.
This was the woman right here that allowed 2.5 or 3 million.
They don't know the exact estimates.
All right.
Immigrants, refugees, migrants, whatever you want to call them, to influx into Europe in 2015.
And look at what happened.
Look at what, have you seen what's happened to her country in Germany?
They've got Sharia law zones now, okay?
They've got Sharia law zones.
Y'all remember what happened in the New Year's Eve celebrations in Cologne, Germany, when those refugees decided to become rapugees and the German government decided to just throw it under the rug like nothing happened.
This is the woman right here, okay?
This is the woman leader that made the decision.
If you're in Europe and you're having a big Muslim problem, this is the woman that made the decision for all of you to have to put up with this shit, okay?
So once again, I mean, do y'all want me to continue?
Do you even want me to continue with all the women leaders that have ruined millions upon millions of people's lives?
I mean, listen, I'm not being sexist.
I am taking empirical evidence, okay, of woman leadership and showing that when women are in leadership positions, they don't know shit from Shinola, with all due respect.
And I'm basing that on the evidence.
On the evidence.
The Korean woman was literally only president because her father ruled Korea years under military dictatorship before getting assassinated.
That's another good point, Tim McCrab.
All right.
And not to mention, you would think that her father being the president for 15 years, that she'd have an idea what the hell to put in to place his policy.
She didn't know this South Korean president woman decided to go to her cult and her cult was dictating policy.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, do I need to continue going?
I'll continue going.
Y'all want to hear more bad woman leaders that have fucked their goddamn countries up?
Let's continue going.
Let's continue going, okay?
Let's just continue going out here since, you know, everybody wants to everybody wants to have more women.
Because I could go on all night, man.
I can go on all goddamn night.
Okay, let's go ahead and do this.
All right, here it is.
Let's go.
Anne Sang-Su-Ki.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Ang Sang-Su-Ki, okay?
She is a current, the current leader of Burma, Myanmar, whatever you want to call that, that damn country.
Okay?
Hey, let me tell you something about this woman here.
I see the show is going in a certain direction, so I might as well join in.
And considering my country is being taken over by these baboons, might as well start learning their shit language.
Aw, dude, no, don't.
Are you succumbing to the damn jihudiism there, Jackler, man?
Come on.
Don't, don't.
Come on, man.
Anyway, put the PC shot.
This is Anne Sang-Su-Ki.
Now, Anne Sang-Su-Ki, believe it or not, had been jailed, had been house arrested for like 10 or 12 years, okay?
Oh, excuse me.
She remained under house arrest for almost 15 years.
Here it says right there.
So 15 years, Aang Sang-Su Kyi was put under house arrest by the Burmanese authorities at the time.
All right.
She was such a political activist at one point that they gave her the Nobel Peace Prize.
They gave her the Nobel Peace Prize and shit, right?
So anyway, all Aang Sang Su Ki, you know, she's such a, you know, an inspiration.
She's a revolutionary and all this other bullshit.
After a while and after the old regime got taken down, she was made the leader of Burma or whatever the hell.
I think it's called Burma now.
She is the leader of Burma.
And guess what?
She can't even control her government.
Okay.
She can't even control her military.
You know what her military is doing right now?
Her military is ethnically cleansing all the Muslims from Burma and either eradicating them through death or pushing them back into Bangladesh.
Okay.
And this is a woman who has the Nobel Peace Prize and her government right now is literally ethnically cleansing the country of Burma.
Yeah, that's woman leadership right there, baby.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's woman leadership right there for Christ.
They can't even control her goddamn government for Christ.
Say, Jesus Christ, all right?
You want me to, I could keep going.
I could keep going, man.
I mean, there's so many bad women leader examples that I can continue going, man.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Two do for you.
What the hell does that mean?
Ghost gets his information from a liberal website.
What is this Wikipedia, dude?
It's fucking weak.
I'm just, you can look him up anywhere.
I'm just giving you an example because most of you goddamn internet patronizers out here, you know, you people are like, yeah, where's the Wikipedia?
Where's the Wikipedia?
Well, there it is right there, okay?
Let's take a look at this stupid bitch from New Zealand.
All right, get the New Zealand bitch on that.
Look at this.
This prime minister of New Zealand, take a look at this horse face.
Take a look at this horse face right here.
Her name is Jacinda Arden, and she took leadership of New Zealand in 2016.
And you know what the first thing that she did when she took the prime ministership of New Zealand?
You know what the first thing she did?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me hear this.
Hold on.
What is this?
Den Kanda replicant or Saktablode.
Men Jaghar Skirt uphand.
Hey, Emperor Gritty, asshole.
I'm kicking knowledge here.
I'm kicking knowledge.
Stop disrupting me.
Stop disrupting me, Emperor Grady.
Especially with fucking immigrant language.
Now, anyway, this fucking horse-faced bitch, Jacinda Arden, do you know what the first thing she did when she became prime minister of New Zealand?
Did she help New Zealand?
Did she do something memorable to New Zealand history?
Misogyny Basing Rights Infringement00:02:38
Yeah.
She got pregnant, okay?
She got fucking pregnant.
And what is this?
Mama Luigi.
Have you heard about what has happened to Mexico as of late?
Yeah, I'll get to that in just a second.
But that's the first thing she did when she took office.
She got pregnant.
Oh, I'm pregnant now.
I have to take, you know, maternity leave.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
What kind of responsible slut are you?
You're a leader of a country and you decide to fucking shit out a kid?
I mean, what sense does that make?
Anyway, look, folks, okay, obviously, people are getting a little upset that I'm just yanking out all these bad examples of woman leadership.
There's a lot of them, folks.
Okay, there's a lot of them.
And that's why I keep telling each and every one of you, how many more bad women leaders do we have to have before we start having a conversation that maybe women aren't the best leaders?
And I'm not basing that on any kind of sexism, any kind of misogyny.
I'm basing that on the evidence, on the evidence.
And I've showed you the evidence, man.
I'm not a misogynist, dude.
I'm not a misogynist.
I'm just simply stating that when we put women in places of leadership positions, they suck.
And not only do they ruin their country, they ruin millions of people's lives, man.
So anyway, look, there is nothing hateful about criticizing groups of people that are trying to infringe upon my rights.
Okay?
I'm just simply stating, you've got feminists out here that are burning their bras, muff diving, all right, out here passing out books of Gloria Steinem that are trying to infringe upon my rights as a man.
And what?
I can't be critical.
I can't be critical.
What is this, mundane man?
All the great cultures of the past perished only because the original creative race died out of blood poisoning.
I don't know, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, that's all I'm simply stating, folks, okay?
I mean, in my opinion, I just don't think women are the greatest leaders in the world, folks.
And I've given you at least fucking half a dozen examples of modern women that have ruined, that have ruined their goddamn countries, for Christ's sake.
You know, for all you that are saying, well, ghosts, why don't you give us a good example of a good woman leader?
Margaret Thatcher.
Margaret Thatcher.
Independent Capitalist Substance00:03:18
And how many years did we have to wait for that one?
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
Okay.
You idiots are going to call me sexist and a misogynist and a snake and a lizard and all this shit.
The bottom line is, this is my opinion, and I'm backing it up with substance.
I'm backing it up with evidence.
What are you people doing in the chat room, huh?
I mean, what are you people doing in the chat room besides flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of malarkey at me?
You ain't providing substance, boy.
I mean, I'm providing substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table, you SARS sacks of trash.
Jesus Christ, man.
And is anybody listening?
Is anybody learning from the things that I'm conveying on this broadcast by any capacity?
Probably not.
Probably goddamn not, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me get, let me, let's just stop, all right?
And fuck you in the chat room saying I'm projecting.
What am I projecting, boy?
I'm an independent capitalist.
I've been an independent capitalist since I was 20 years old, boy, 21 years old.
Okay?
I've been an independent capitalist for a long, goddamn time, baby.
And let me tell you something.
There ain't nothing more liberating.
Nothing more free than being an independent capitalist, baby.
And what is this Bianol Nagras?
I don't know what the fuck.
What the hell are you trying to make me say?
B anal nagrass?
What the fuck does that mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me finish this beer here and we'll move on.
As a matter of fact, Mama Luigi was asking me what I heard what happened in Mexico.
For you folks who are unaware, Chapo, El Chapo, who has been captured by the United States and has been brought to trial for his international distribution of narcotics.
Hold on, what is this?
The desperate spooks are responsible for the California wildfires, Agenda 21, Agenda 30, controlled ignition.
Whatever the hell that means.
Okay, anyway, El Chapo's son was recently brought into custody by Mexican authorities.
And what is this?
Mundane Matt, blood mixture and the resultant drop in the racial levels is the sole cause of the dying out of old cultures.
For men do not perish as a result of lost wars, but by loss of that force of resistance which contained only pure blood.
I mean, what are you reading this shit, mundane man?
Where are you reading this?
Mein Konf?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is in Mexico, they decided to arrest El Chapo's son.
And it was a pretty dramatic method in which they nabbed El Chapo's son.
And now it seems, according to reports, that Mexico does have El Chapo's son, and all hell's breaking loose.
All hell's breaking loose in Mexico right now.
And what is this, Fat Marshall?
Wildghost, I can't believe you disagree with Trump on NASA.
What kind of an American are you supporting NASA as American as apple pie?
Elijah Cummings And Trump Curse00:10:16
No, it's not.
NASA has been the biggest waste of money in the pork barrel spending of American tax dollars.
Okay?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, I think NASA is the biggest waste of money of all time.
And what we should be doing is since we got all these billionaires that want to go to space, why don't we just auction off NASA's crap to these people to the highest bidder?
All right, because I'm tired.
I don't like NASA.
NASA's done nothing.
You know what NASA has done?
I'll tell you what NASA's done.
NASA has done nothing more than help the surveillance state of watching every human being on the planet.
That's what they're, that's what they're doing, okay?
Bringing these fucking satellite views and all these goddamn drones in the air and all this other bullshit.
All right.
As a matter of fact, well, I shouldn't tell this story.
I don't want to incriminate myself for Christ's sake.
Let me just put it to you this way.
Some hackers hacked NASA about three years ago.
Okay.
What's 2019?
Three or four years ago.
Some hackers hacked NASA.
Okay.
And in that hacking, there was no evidence of any kind, at least in that particular server setup.
Nothing to do with space exploration.
On the contrary, they were the ones, at least in the data that was aggregated, they were basically trying to look and observe and do different experiments with the atmosphere.
So I'm just simply staying.
Listen, no, Gina, we're not.
Dude, I'm not doing 18.
Read the fucking description, you idiots.
Read the description!
It says I'm not doing these fucking $18.66.
It's just not available!
Right fucking there, Cheeto!
I mean, what the fuck, man?
You think because what?
You were raised by a single mother that the rules don't apply to you?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, it says it right in the fucking, it says it right there.
I'm not doing these stupid videos on YouTube.
All right?
We're not doing that shit on YouTube.
I mean, I mean, good fucking God, man.
All right, that's what it says.
Look, it says, look, $18.66.
YouTube share link not available tonight.
Fucking assholes, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I just finished talking garbage about women leaders, and here we've got two men, all right, who I have tried to say many times.
I've tried to say this throughout the whole time.
I've come back on YouTube.
There is no more $18.66 bucker.
There's no more.
Okay?
Jesus fucking Christ man, I don't know what I didn't know fuck you dude If you're going to call me a scambler, you're the fucking idiots that don't know how to read shit, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my fucking drink.
You know what?
All of you idiots.
All right.
Hey, what's up, Blucifer?
Well, literally, minutes after your broadcast on Wednesday.
Who's going to talk about that?
...and vehement anti-Trump Elijah Cummings passed away at the age of 68.
New magic strikes again?
Meme Magic Strikes Again is right, Blucifer.
And I'm glad you brought it up.
Lol, you died.
Lol, lol, you died.
Mundane Matt, the mightiest counterpart to the Aryan is represented by the G. All right, dude.
In hardly any people in the world is the distinction of self-preservation developed more strongly than the so-called chosen.
Well, at least you figured that out.
Most white nationalists don't figure that out.
Most white nationalists are just a bunch of fucking idiots that are no different than Antifa.
All right.
The only difference is, is that instead of the welfare going to the minority groups, it seems that the white nationalists want all the welfare to themselves.
Instead of going out there and being a capitalist, they're like, no, I'm white man.
I deserve all the entitlements.
I deserve free housing.
I deserve free cars.
I deserve free food.
Seriously, dude, there is no difference between Antifa and the damn white nationalists.
They both want socialism.
It's just how and what to do when you get there.
All right.
But anyway, let me go back to what Blucifer said, okay?
Blucifer said, literally minutes after yours truly ended the show last night, or excuse me, it was on Wednesday night.
Elijah Cummings.
Elijah Cummings, one of the senior Democrats out here who is the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, miraculously dropped dead at 68 years old.
And I was surprised that he was 68.
I thought that he was a little older than that.
I mean, seriously, I mean, this motherfucker got a bloodhound face like he just came out of the rain, for Christ's sake.
I thought he was older than that.
All right.
Hey, what is this Fat Marshall?
Fun Fagic.
Fun fact.
Meme magic was actually invented by NASA on.
Shut the fuck up.
Man, Fat Marshall, you're a fucking idiot, dude.
You know that?
You are a fucking idiot, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Elijah Cummings dying.
Obviously, we don't want anybody to die by any capacity, but I thought that the timing of it was rather peculiar, considering that Elijah Cummings was one of the vocal, outspoken folks as it relates to the anti-Trump movement within the Democratic Party.
Now they're going to have to appoint another chairman of a couple of committees that Elijah Cummings was the chairman of.
But is this the Trump curse?
Yes, somebody in the chat room just said it.
Is this the Trump curse?
Because lest we forget, Trump went at Elijah Cummings because, you know, Elijah Cummings, a big fucking loudmouth, talking about the president.
All right.
Elijah Cummings is using his House committees as a means of investigating his family, his business, his friends, everything.
So, you know, Donald Trump went at Elijah Cummings.
And what the hell did you say, mundane Matt?
Mundane Matt said, in the Jewish people, the will to self-sacrifice does not go beyond the individual's naked instinct of self-preservation.
Their apparently great sense of solidarity is based on the very primitive herd instinct that is seen in many other living creatures.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, are you fucking...
What is it?
Is this like excerpts of Mein Comp or some shit?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, Elijah Cummings died at 68 miraculously.
It may be a part of the Trump curse.
And like I said, Trump went at Elijah Cummings because aside from Elijah Cummings coming at Trump, Trump highlighted the fact that Elijah Cummings has been representing the same area of Baltimore for like 40 something years, and it's a subterranean shithole.
Okay?
And speaking of me, magic, y'all remember that time, right?
He called it a rat-infested shithole.
And when the mainstream media was covering Baltimore and showing B-roll footage of Baltimore, there were rats on the fucking floor.
In the footage that the news were trying to show, there were rats all over the floor of Baltimore, for Christ's sake.
So the reason Trump brought up Elijah Cummings is because it's just indicative of the quintessential Democrat to sit here and holler about helping the poor, helping people.
And as a result, you have a man out here, a black man in Elijah Cummings, who is representing an area.
What?
Yourself, Ghost.
You know what?
If you don't like it, Fat Marshall, you can eat my dick up to your hiccup, you stupid, sorry, sack of trash.
All right.
Fucking fat Marshall.
You know what you sound like?
You sound like a Jared Fogel, flapjack-titted, fruity-ass pedophile that is a trans-testicle turd burglar.
All right, so don't sit over here and come at me, you dumb stupid, sorry, sack of trash.
I don't see you conducting your own goddamn broadcast, you son of a bitch.
Just sit there and shut up and take fucking notes on how to be a real man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Shit.
Oh, God.
Sorry, it went down the wrong tube there.
You know, like sometimes when the damn drink goes down the wrong tube and shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
Don't forget his wife.
Oh, they're talking about Elijah Cummings' wife.
And it says, Representative Elijah Cummings denies that his wife's charity poses a conflict of interest when it comes to tax evasion, huh?
How you like that?
I mean, these Democrats, they make me fucking sick, man.
How anyone can follow these hypocritical, criminalistic, unethical pieces of trash is beyond me.
I have no goddamn idea.
But hey, take a look at these assholes in the chat room talking garbage about me, man.
You know, these two girls, one anus-loving, cheesehole-chopping, migrant, mouth-hugging pieces of Lisa Joan eating shit that are out here talking garbage about me.
I mean, this is a perfect example of why people like Elijah Cummings and Hillary Rotten Clinton and all these other Democrats are elected for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's it.
Man, Jesus, man.
I got to watch out here.
I spilt a little bit of this beer on my gut.
Give me a napkin.
And speaking of which, hey, engineer, there's still no fucking tissues for my nose, engineer.
What the fuck, man?
There's still no goddamn tissues for my nose, man.
Durham Inspector General Investigation00:05:24
Well, do your job!
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't work like this, man.
I can't work like this.
All right, I'm supposed to be doing like five or six hour shows and shit.
I can't work like this, man.
Give me my goddamn drink.
What now?
What now?
Talking money and not delivering, how very Chinese of you.
Hey, hey, hey, Gino X, look at the fucking description of the show, you dickhead.
Look at the description of the show, you dickhead.
Look, oh, yeah, look, if you come back tomorrow, all right, on the Saturday, fuck you, whoever the hell's smoke bud, drug addict, whoever the hell said that, fuck you.
But look, Gino X, I'm gonna be on the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time at vaughan.live slash ghostpolitics1.
All right?
And I'll hook you up, okay?
I'll hook you up.
I'll remember, okay?
We're not doing that now here on YouTube.
And I would hope that many of you understand why, okay?
I hope many of you understand why.
What, Anonymous?
They are.
They really are.
They obviously hate being called out in the open.
Nope.
Their satanic hegemony is at risk.
Satanic hegemony, that's a new one.
Well, I want to be honest with you, Anonymous.
By Trump pulling out of Syria, I don't think that the globalists have the power right now to be able to go at Donald Trump.
I mean, they've got to worry on whether or not the sustenance of the EU can continue on.
I mean, Europe right now is in an economic recession.
All right.
You've got a lot of things going on in the Middle East.
We don't condone that.
I don't condone this.
Magos, Enrant, Hambonius.
You're a piece of shit, dude.
All right.
Magos, Enrant, Hambonius.
Just shut up.
Listen, I am not a racist, and everybody throughout the internet and throughout the world, they know that I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a nice guy.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex or whatever.
All right, so don't sit here and try to come at me that I'm some kind of a grand dragon or something.
I am a melting pot of friendship, man.
My best friends are black, man.
My boy Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
All right, those are my fucking, those are my boys, man.
So don't sit here and talk garbage at me, man.
I'm tired of you people fucking trying to insinuate that I'm, you know, some kind of racist or something.
What is this?
Dead Elijah.
Underfed Elijah beaten Elijah molested.
No, no, let's not start this, please.
Elijah, broken head.
Elijah, sick Elijah.
Let's not start this, please, okay?
Seriously, let's not start this, please.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at your ass.
What is this?
Emperor Trump, is the IG report going to be as legit as Hannity keeps claiming?
Or should we bet more on Durham?
I think you should bet more on Durham, dude.
The IG reports, especially the one that was put out last year by Horowitz, was a bunch of bullshit.
And not to mention, lest we forget, that Inspector General reports...
Hold on, what is this?
Nigger faggot.
Don't listen to this asshole.
This guy's an idiot.
All right?
Don't listen to this idiot, Magos Irant Hambonius.
just a racist bastard.
Okay.
All right.
But as I was stating, what?
You are a melting pot of niggers.
Look, stop being racist, you dumb stupid assholes.
Jesus Christ, you racist pigs, man.
Anyway, as I was stating that an Inspector General report doesn't have the legal authority to prosecute, okay?
It's just something that is meant for the record.
So, I mean, anything that the Inspector General report does come out with, it's not prosecutable.
As a matter of fact, I'm not even too sure if the IG report is admissible in an attempt at a prosecution.
So, you know, let's just be completely honest, folks.
In my personal view, if you're waiting for the Inspector General report to do anything, it ain't going to do anything.
You're going to have to have something official.
You got to have like the Durham investigation.
You need to have grand juries.
You need to put, I mean, this is literally what we need.
Unfortunately, these Inspector General reports are just, it's cosmetic.
That's all it is.
It's just cosmetic.
There's nothing.
There's nothing legitimate there.
What is this?
What is this?
I guess we're not getting media share tonight.
Can you calm down?
We're not even...
It's barely 10 o'clock!
It's Baller Friday, episode 109.
It's barely 10 o'clock.
Why don't you guys calm your asses down?
Calm your tits.
Safe Space And Triggered Flakes00:15:19
Okay?
Calm your tits.
Jesus Christ, man.
You fucking trailer park trap rimming, autistic, anal loving, meat-gazing, mud-butt-licking pieces of bitch titch sporting shit.
Just fucking mellow out, man.
Just mellow out.
You know what?
Just for that, I'm doing me.
All right.
How about that?
All right.
It's 10 o'clock right here at the Ghost Show Studios.
I'm doing me since you sons of bitches want to sit here and push my fucking buttons.
All right, what?
What?
What?
Cheers.
Ghost today.
It's October 18th.
All right.
37 years to the day that I was shitted out of my Christian mother's uterus.
I get a birthday.
Gonna go to eat a nice thick sale.
I'm hoping it's really your birthday, Blucifer.
I hope it's really your birthday.
And what is this?
Gallows for them trade.
Gallows for them traders.
I don't know.
And what is this?
That isn't really Mark Vaughn.
No, no, no.
Mark Vaughn would never say anything racist like that.
What are you talking about?
And by the way, Blucifer said that it's his birthday today.
So I hope it is.
I hope you're not pulling my leg.
So let's go ahead and everybody, let's celebrate happy birthday to Blucifer.
All right.
Let me go ahead and sing it to you.
Hold on.
All right, here we go.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Blucifer.
Happy birthday, Damien.
He's touching Mrs. Ghost again.
Quick, get the light.
Shut up.
I'm singing happy birthday to Belucifer, you idiot.
All right.
And many more.
Your pants are torn on channel four by a dirty trap hole.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to Belucifer, man.
Thank you very much.
It's his birthday.
Cheers to you guys.
And don't clock me, you son of a bitch.
All right.
This is my show.
It's the ghost show, man.
You fucking Lena Dunham licking fucking jihadi jawboning pieces of fart fragrant expert shit.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Ah, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, baby.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Woo!
All right, now that I'm doing me here for just a second, now that I'm doing me, let me go ahead and break out some of the wacky tobacco, and then we'll go ahead and open up some media share here in just a second.
But before we open up media share, let me chug a lug, chug a lug.
Where's my pipe?
What the hell happened to my goddamn pipe for Christ?
I can't find my pipe.
Hold on a second, folks.
Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on here?
Oh, there it is right there.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
Sorry about that, folks.
Jesus Christ, I should get this shit together before the damn show.
You know how it is.
Underfed niggers, beaten niggers.
Oh, dude, come on.
I don't condone what the hell.
Duva!
Why would you do that, dude?
Hey, Duva, why would you do this?
Why are you acting like a goddamn racist grand dragon?
You're black, dude.
Duva's one of my blacks, by the way, and he's doing this kind of crap.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me unload this bowl here.
And once again, I've got me some new tetrahydrocannabinol reefer grass marijuana pot the poo smoke.
All right.
I got some new shit right here.
And I get it from a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner here.
And this variant of tetrahydrocannabinol that he has supplied me with is called dick cheese.
I don't know if anybody's ever had it before, but nice and buddy to say the least here.
So let's go ahead and here.
Listen to me break off the bud.
Listen, listen, listen to this.
Listen, listen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, man.
And shut up.
It's not Asho, you idiot.
Jesus Christ.
And once you break it open, once you break open that bud, the pungent smell.
You know what I'm talking about?
Huh?
You tetrahydrocannabinol consumers know what I'm talking about.
You break open that bud right in the cola.
Right in the cola.
All right, here we go.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this reefer here.
This pot smoke, this marijuana, this grass, this poo smoke.
And we'll go ahead and get back to the show here in just a second.
And all of you people in the chat room talking garbage against me, you hate me because you ain't me, motherfucker.
All right.
So let me go ahead and smoke this.
Cheers to everybody out there who's a true fan of the ghost show.
All right.
Cheers to you, man.
All right, got to hold it in.
Don't let it hit the brain.
You know what I mean?
Oh shit!
God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I don't have a tissue, man.
I got to use a fucking napkin that I used for fucking chicken wings here.
Please excuse me, folks.
I've got mucus coming out the orifices.
It happens every time I take the first hit out of the tetrahydrocanneminol.
So please excuse me, man.
Oh, man.
I hate using regular goddamn napkins, man.
What the hell is this?
Love the show.
One important thing I think you should mention in regards to the opioid crisis is a cadildo quesatha panel.
A cadildo.
What the hell is that me, shun is?
What the hell is that mean?
My son is a cunt.
What the fuck does that mean, you stupid sarusack of trash?
All right.
Look, stop trying to harsh my mellow, okay?
It's fucking Baller Friday, episode 109.
I want to get a decent buzz going on.
Okay, everybody just calm your asses down, man.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack.
Christ, man.
I'm doing me.
What, Asho?
Ghost, are you taking drugs, my man?
I'm going to have to report you.
Yeah, fucking shove it up, your ass.
All right.
That's all this fucking new millennial generation is about.
A bunch of narcs.
You know, oh, I'm going to tell I'm out of my safe space.
You're not supposed to call me that.
I'm going to get you banned.
I'm going to get you expelled.
I'm going to get you fired.
Fucking pussy whip generation.
I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
The millennials are the most pussy whipped generation I have ever witnessed in my goddamn entire life.
I'm not even joking around.
It makes me sick.
Give him my damn drink.
And look, now I've got people in the chat room saying that I'm a bad influence now.
Oh, oh, ghost, you're a bad influence.
You're a bad influence, ghost.
What are you fucking talking about, man?
I'm family entertainment, for Christ's sake.
What the hell are you talking about?
I provide quality family entertainment for Christ's sake.
And for you idiots to say such a thing, it's just a false indictment.
It's a bunch of shit.
I am not a bad influence, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, baby.
You understand?
I enjoy life.
All right.
I got a lust for life.
You understand that?
And that's something that you folk, you fucks don't understand.
Is I got a lust for life, baby.
You understand?
I want to live it.
You know?
What at what?
For target.
I provide family entertainment, you dumb shitheads.
What the hell are you talking about?
Go get grandma.
Okay?
Go get grandma to come over here.
And I guarantee you, she's going to have a good old time.
And she's going to witness the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
And I guarantee you, old grandma is going to want to straddle the speaker that my voice is coming out of because she wants to feel funny in the pants because she can't believe a real man is still in existence in this pussy whipped clown world.
Huh?
I tell you that right goddamn now, boy.
I'm telling you that I wouldn't be surprised if women are straddling the speaker right now.
Here, for all you women that are straddling the speaker, here, here, take some of this.
Yeah, I know you're having a good time now, huh?
I know you're having a great time now, there, boy.
What is this?
Sam Ellinger equals cut.
Oklahoma.
Oklahoma owns the state of Texas.
Oklahoma will win the national championship after spanking the...
Listen, I've said this time and time again, you dumbasses.
The Longhorns are in a rebuilding phase, all right?
I don't know why they got that affirmative action, black coach Charlie Strong, which threw the Longhorns back about 20 or 30 years in their football program.
I don't get it.
Makes me want to puke a little bit in my mouth just thinking about it.
I don't get it.
And by the way, confirmed ghost for grannies.
I'm not.
No, no, you don't understand, folks.
You don't understand.
I'm not down with grannies or anything of that nature.
I'm just simply stating that if you've got a female within the vicinity of my voice, I guarantee you.
I guarantee goddamn T you that she's going to excuse herself and she's going to put herself in the bathroom and stick a couple of fingers in her Vijay J and start ramming it up and down in a very, very vibrating, gyrating capacity, listening to my voice.
All right.
And I'm telling you, there ain't too many masculine men like me out here anymore, folks.
I mean, I mean, look, we're going to do Radio Graffiti later on in the broadcast.
And if there's any men that actually talk, if there's any males that actually talk, I want you to notice the feminine vernacular in these males that are under the age of 40 nowadays.
All right.
I mean, notice the feminine vernacular.
Notice how they're like, hi, how are you doing?
Yes, I'm a millennial.
And I still live with my mother, even though I'm 32.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I grow up.
I wish that I could make money playing video games all day.
I'm trying to look for jobs, but I'm just not a wage cuck, you know, and I think that I deserve to run a Fortune 500 company, even though I have done nothing with my life.
Have no education, no experience, nothing.
But this is how millennials talk.
This is how millennials talk.
They talk like me with feminine vernacular because more than the majority of us millennials have been raised by a bunch of single dirty dish rag poor mothers.
Hey, look, people in the chat room are saying he's not wrong.
You're damn right I'm not wrong for Christ's sake.
All right.
You're damn right.
I'm not wrong.
Ask any millennial.
Talk to anybody who's under the age of 40 right now.
Talk to anybody who's under the age of 40.
Hi, how are you doing?
I'm the millennial.
How are you doing?
And oh, look, anonymous.
What is your opinion on the USS Liberty incident?
That's a very bad incident.
Unfortunately, I don't know what you're talking about because I'm a millennial.
And I only look at what's going on with Anime.
I only look at what's going on with my waifu.
I only care about things that are having to do with cosplay.
Okay.
I don't really know about the USS Liberty.
I'm just a millennial.
That's what I am.
Okay.
Hi, let's just go ahead and do this.
This is millennial radio.
How you guys doing out there?
And I know most of you millennials that are out there, you're living with your mother, but don't worry.
Let's hope that, you know, our mothers will continue to take care of us so we don't have to take any kind of responsibility for our actions.
And we don't have to deal with the rest of the real world.
We just have to be under our mommy's skirt and play video games all the time.
That's great.
That's what I like.
Oh, look.
Nigger.
That's triggering me right now, okay?
That racism that this guy just did, it's triggering me.
And I'm getting a little social anxiety.
I'm out of my safe space.
I am not used to toxic, vulgar, racist language like that.
I'm getting, I'm getting a little bit.
Please excuse me.
I'm getting a little anxiety.
He said the N-word.
You're not supposed to say the N-word.
This is why we need to regulate free speech.
Congratulations to both of the autistic retards of the forum.
What the most disliked brown nosers post with currently 24 dislikes.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I'm out of my safe space.
What are you talking about, forum dislike, counter?
Look, I'm out of my safe space, okay?
I wish that you would help me.
I wish that you would come for me.
I wish that those of you that are out there that are trying to hurt me would help me.
What?
Ghost, why is Trump hanging out with gangsters from the Ukraine?
You fucking shut the fuck up, piss whore prince.
That's a fucking lie.
Shut up.
Fucking bitch.
And who the hell is this witch doctor?
O-E-O-I-A.
Ting ting walla walla bing bang.
Ooh eh.
Ting tang walla walla bing.
Are you fucking you donated that witch doctor?
Golden Girls And Combat Flakes00:06:25
You fucking donated that shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me do me for a second.
All right.
Sorry about that.
I didn't mean to act like a quintessential fruit bowl millennial.
Hi, I'm the millennial and I talk with feminine vernacular because I was raised by my single mother.
And you can kind of hear her in my voice because I watched my mother, how she talked to other people.
I watched my mother and how she dealt with men.
And that's why most millennials are now homosexuals.
Because really, we don't know how to talk to other women, but we know how to talk to other men.
Good God.
All right.
Look, let me do me here.
Give me some more fucking flakes.
I'm going to put some more goddamn reefer flakes on the bowl here.
All right.
Let me go ahead and put some more flakes on the bowl.
And look at all the look, you know, this is what pisses me off about you, millennials.
You get all uptight.
You get all pissed off whenever I criticize the millennial generation.
Okay.
And as a result, you guys just, that's all you do, piss and moan.
You don't do anything.
You haven't proven anything.
You haven't taken control of any of the institutions of power in this country.
You've done nothing.
I mean, who is a poster child for the millennials right now?
Ocasio Cortez?
Some stupid broad that every time she opens her mouth is word salad for Christ's sake?
Huh?
I mean, is that what you got?
Is that what you millennials got?
Ocasio Cortez, for Christ's sake?
The world is going to end in 10 years.
And I know because I'm a millennial.
I mean, this is a dumb, stupid broad that didn't even know what a garbage disposal was.
I coombed to her so much.
Her glasses and purple hair make her look.
No, this isn't Tim McCrab.
This is not Tim McCrabb.
This is not Tim McCrabb.
Give me my smoke.
Damn, your snowflake act made me want to behead you.
Run on board.
How jihadist people feel.
Well, Jackler, I mean, you know, I don't know why these dumb millennials think that they're going to be able to create a society like this.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
But they do.
What is this?
Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair.
Are they any better than the boomers who have lived in trailers and soiled their wheelchair?
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I really wish I was at a bar right now.
I'm not even joking around, folks.
I would be right now at Twin Peaks.
Now, there's not too many combat sports on tonight.
They're going to be on tomorrow.
But I love Twin Peaks.
You've got all kinds of combat sports and all kinds of sports and all the screens all over the damn bar there.
You've got women that are scantily clad, that are in their late teens, early 20s, that are out there serving you the beer.
You've got 32-ounce mugs, baby.
Ice-cold beer.
You know that they've got a temperature gauge right outside that shows you how cold the beer are.
And it's usually about 29, 30 degrees.
All right, I'm telling you this right now, baby.
Instead, I'm sitting here with you assholes.
You people are talking all kinds of garbage to me, having no appreciation that I'm out here wasting my goddamn weekend.
And who the hell is this ghost snort smegma?
Fuck you for two bucks.
All right.
This is the kind of shit that I'm taking on a damn Friday when I should be out having a good time eating some ghost pepper wings for Christ's sake.
That's what I should be doing.
And look, hey, Miss Pigler, yeah, I know I've said it before because that's what I like to do, you dumb jerk dick.
Unlike you, which like to sit around and fanning your nuts while watching old episodes of the Golden Girls on Logo, all right?
I like to go and live life, you dumb jerk dick.
So don't sit over here and try to judge me in any capacity.
I'm a real fucking man, and that's something that you don't understand because you were raised with a single woman.
Jesus Christ, I'm a poet and I don't even know it.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right, you know what time it is.
I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, so what?
Wait, people are asking, wait a minute, ghosts, how the hell do you know that the golden girls are on the logo network?
All right, look.
I do extensive research into the gay community, folks, okay?
And the reason I do extensive research into the gay community is because just in case I debate a gay, just in case I debate a gay, I'll be able to make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, for Christ's sake.
And what is this for $2?
Chandler, you need to stay up on YouTube for the weekday ghost shows.
What the hell does that mean?
Yeah, go ahead and take a whiff of that.
But anyway, Logo happens to have blocks.
They like to play blocks of back-to-back Three's Company.
And I love that show.
R.I.P. John Ritter, which was ripped off by Jim Carrey.
I'm telling you, John Ritter, one of the most underrated best physical comics around.
I love to watch Logo when they have Three's Company on.
And they also have back-to-back blocks of Married with Children, okay?
Now, as I'm watching those programs, they're advertising what programs that they show.
And the Logo networks like to show, they like to show Golden Girls.
All right, they like to show Alice, which is a stupid goddamn broadcast.
They like to show It's a Living.
I couldn't even believe that.
It's a living.
Jesus Christ, you're talking about a dumb, stupid, broad show.
It's a living.
That's what that is.
I mean, you know, that stupid show, it's like it champions the dumb decisions women make.
I don't even understand.
Hey, what the hell is this, Besmirch the Merc?
Time to join the inner circle.
Here's my three.
Vegas Wine Spritzers And Aesthetics00:09:31
Shut up.
All right.
Come on, man.
All right.
If you're going to join the inner circle, do so because you want to be a part of people that are out there trying to make themselves better, trying to enlighten themselves.
All right.
We're a think tank.
All right.
We help each other out, etc.
So don't join the inner circle if you're going to be some damn stupid, dumb milky liquor that's going to be trolling.
All right.
We sure as hell don't need that shit.
All right.
We don't need any of that shit.
And look, you idiots in the chat room that are saying that I'm stalling, shut the fuck up.
All right.
It's only 10.25 out here on the Ghost Show studios.
It's Bowler Friday.
And for all those that are new to the broadcast, Baller Friday is the day of the week where us capitalists.
We look back at our week's salaries, our week's wages, our week's labor, our week's success, and we bask in it.
We bask in it and celebrate it.
Typically with our favorite libation.
And let's say, look, if you don't drink, that's fine.
Get your favorite vice.
I don't care if it's a nice sodi pop.
I don't care if it's a pepperoni pizza or a whole pie in one fork.
I don't give a shit what it is so long as you're celebrating Bowler Friday with us.
And we're also celebrating the weekend on top of that, baby.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
GX in the chat, baby.
All right.
And I know that there's some like goof named Mr. G somewhere that's trying to say that, hey, dude, GX is mining.
This guy, with all due respect, Mr. G, you're a homeless man cleaning toilets.
Just saying.
Anyway, what's up, Mr. Person?
All right, what's up?
Poindexter Rose, Drastal Cat, Tijuana Genius, Black Frost, Keem Scarce, Noble Savage, Crostereo, Danger Dan, System23, Tyler225905, King Fatah, Ultimate Max Spider 75, Tim McCrab, Anthony J, X Dang, Bright White, 12161Info, Chris in the house, what is this?
Prince in the place, Clouds Act 1090, Orano Donovan, Maggie, the Inkling, Mika Hester, Christian Sirak, Christina Syrax, Boat, The Banana Man, Corsair I-69, go fuck yourself.
Me, How MoFo9, Bobo, Mr. Meatballs, Bozo the Tard, Chris Johnson, Almighty Tallest Ashley.
We got Anonymous Controller, UFC Fan27, a friendly medic, Puka Dude42.
What's up, Puka Dude?
Roxy Reyes in the house.
Chris, I think I already said Chris.
Duva dude.
We got Frostrillian, Frostrilliarian.
I don't know how to fucking pronounce that shit.
We've got Anime Dude64, Bishop Don Cornelius II, Mega Raptor, Crown Vidia, Ni Farah, I'm a Machine, Dr. Grobman, Seriously Samsung, Archive Channel, Gavin Heaney, and what else?
Liz Porter.
Underfed GX, BDGX molested GX.
All right, shut up.
You've ruined it for anybody.
You fucking ruined it for everybody.
What's up, Jackler?
Monkey DeLa Rocha.
All right.
Josh L117.
All right, that's enough.
This guy fucked it up for everybody.
And there's Spermy.
There's Spermy the cat.
Anyway, this guy fucked it up for everybody, man.
All right.
Anyway, and there's aesthetic.
I don't know what team you're playing on anymore, but aesthetic.
And there's Lightning Note with, you know, making fucking videos of me on the internets out here.
And there's Cannes Abuser.
What's up to Canzabuser?
Give me my drink.
Jamie Williamson, what's up, dude?
Sparkling cider, huh, Blackfrost?
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much for the donos, man.
Seriously.
You make some good points.
Loving the show tonight.
Might I have a crotch rocker.
Oh, wait, what is this, Brooke?
You just said I made good points, and then as a result, you do this.
Shout out to the chat.
Yeah, thank you very much, for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry, folks.
It's Friday night, and it's obviously these assholes that drive these crotch rockets are out here trying to piss me off.
And I really don't appreciate it, for Christ's sake.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
I didn't buy this house so that these sons of bitches can harsh my mellow, man.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm going to have to take justice into my own goddamn hands if we ain't careful here.
All right.
Give me five minutes, folks.
In the next five minutes, I'm going to go ahead and open up the media share.
Give me five minutes, okay?
When I mean media share, it will be audio only.
All right.
And it's only nine bucks, okay?
This is not the $18.66 bucker.
We're not doing that.
We're not replaying.
We're not replaying fucking YouTube videos.
We're not doing that shit.
We're not jeopardizing any kind of strikes or any of that other stuff.
And what is this MediaShare Kumar?
Listen, we're getting to MediaShare here in about five minutes, as I just said there for two bucks.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
And Black Frost said, yeah, Ghost, I was introduced to sparkling cider at the age of 11, and it's been one of my favorites ever since.
What's your opinion on it?
Never had it.
Never really wanted to have any kind of like ciders or any kind of sparkling drinks.
I think the only thing I've ever had that was sparkling was a white wine spritzer.
And if you want something that tastes like ass, white wine spritzer is something that maybe you'd want to drink.
I mean, if you like the taste of like, you know, ripe ass, white wine spritzer is, in my opinion, some people live by them.
Some people are like, oh my God, these are great.
Absolutely not.
So, yeah, I'm more of a Scotch guy.
I love drinking Covassier, beer, you know, some wine.
I like drinking the fine wines.
I will take care of ghosts me time.
What?
Spirits of Jupiter, especially those whose names are written around the pentacle.
Look at this guy.
This guy is the Lord and Master of Treasures.
This guy's been getting very esoteric.
This guy's been getting very esoteric as of late, old 2012 fan, man.
Calm down.
I mean, not too many people are privy to this kind of secret information, dude.
Just, you know, calm down.
All right.
Just calm down, baby.
And by the way, 22088 in the chat say try a Louis the 14th.
As a matter of fact, not the one by Remy.
I got the Covassier one, Louis XIV.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
The bottle itself is worth like $1,000.
Okay, so to get this, to get this like Louis the 14th bottle, whatever the fuck it is, you've got to drop at least two to five, depending on what the age is and, you know, a bunch of stuff.
Anyway, I was able to get a drink of this stuff in Las Vegas.
And the reason I was able to do so is because I was tipping the bartender fairly well.
And I was drinking Covasier at the time, Cavasier on ice.
And the guy was like, because I could tell the bartender wanted the bottle and keep it for himself because you can apparently eBay these bottles for like, you know, $800 to $1,000 and shit.
And this guy let me have the last shot in the Louis the 14th.
And I'm telling you right now, that shot should have cost me at least about $150, $200 or some shit like that.
Son of a bitch gave it to me for a $20 bill.
And he kept the goddamn bottle.
And I sipped on that, baby, in Vegas like I was king dick, man.
Like I was king ding-a-ling, baby.
I'm telling you, Vegas style.
Only in Vegas can you get deals like that, man.
Anyway, thank you for bringing up, you know, the very expensive Cavasiers because I've drank them, believe me, I love them.
But I'm more of a Scotch guy when it comes to my everyday shooter or on ice drink, you know.
And what is this anonymous?
Iran recently seized a ship with tons and tons of drugs and weapons on board headed for Europe.
CIA FAG's seething.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, to be completely honest with you, Iran is doing business with the globalists.
I mean, that's what that whole Iran nuke deal is about.
Subghost, can't wait to share some music with you at the 18.66.
Hey, hey, Trade Lover, here in about five minutes, dude.
You can share an audio file here.
I got to turn it on, folks.
I'm going to turn it on here in five minutes.
You can share an audio file for nine buckers, man.
All right.
Crippled Fat And Rockaway Neighborhoods00:15:30
So just give me about five minutes and we're going to get to media share.
Don't worry.
I'm not going to bend over so I can shove my 18-inch sausage deep inside.
Man, right when I was giving this fucking idiot some props about him being a little esoteric, here he comes out with this homosexual innuendo garbage.
Anyway, like I said, Trade Lover, 567, go ahead, give us five minutes.
All right, we're going to put the goddamn media share on and you can give us some, you give us a couple of these 80 songs, baby, because I love the 80s.
As a matter of fact, I miss the 80s.
I mean, if you were an adult during the 80s, you know what I'm talking about, baby.
Man, oh man.
And even the 70s were pretty good, too.
You know, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
You could go into a club and literally it would not be uncommon to see a man sniffing cocaine off of a woman's bosom.
I'm not in the 70s.
It was not, it was not uncommon.
It was not uncommon, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we are now two hours in of the Go Show on this Baller Friday, episode 109.
And I want to tell everybody and remind everybody that we do the Go Show every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 6.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And I guess we're going to start doing the Ghost Show back on YouTube.
I guess.
I mean, we, I mean, we're back on YouTube by default.
But tomorrow, folks, I am having the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, Tru Show.
I'm having that at Vaughan.live, folks.
And if you want to know where that is, go ahead and go to my official website.
It's right in front of your face right there.
It's ghost.report.
All right.
All you got to do is type that in your browser and bookmark or add to your favorites, ghost.report.
No matter what happens to me in whatever streaming platform, you will be able to find me on Ghost.report, folks.
So make sure to add that to your favorites.
Add that to your bookmarks.
No BS.
Do you hear these crotch rocket bastards, man?
I'm telling you, these guys are pissing me the fuck off.
I can't believe how blatant they're being right now, man.
I can't fucking believe how blatant these sons of bitches are being.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
This is my fucking neighborhood, man.
I paid for this fucking house.
I paid the fucking taxes around here.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not.
I may have to excuse myself and have to throw something in front of.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm going to make it fucking Mario Karts with these dumb stupid crotch rockets assholes throwing shit in front of them.
I'm tired of this shit.
All right.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
I'm here trying to conduct a broadcast.
All right.
I'm trying to conduct a broadcast and I'm listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
And don't judge me because you only see about 380 people listening right now on YouTube.
I'm getting relayed for Christ's sake, okay?
I have all kinds of people that relay this broadcast to areas of the world that can't get YouTube.
So don't judge me, baby.
I'm underground, okay?
I'm underground.
People on the internets know who the fuck I am.
All right.
I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
Ask any of these so-called E-celebs out here who the hell Ghost is.
They'll know who the fuck I am.
All right.
They'll know who the fuck I am.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Two trees and a piano wire.
Look at these people trying to give me ideas over here.
Two trees and a piano wire.
You'll never hear those crotch rockets again.
You'll never hear those crotch rockets again.
All right.
Let's go ahead and, you know, hey, engineer.
Go ahead and let's turn on.
Hold on.
Turn it on.
We're going to turn on media requests right now, folks.
They are now officially on.
Here they are.
So for nine buckers, you can put an audio media share only.
Audio media share only.
Audio media share only.
What is this?
You are nigger.
Dude, I don't condone these idiots that are posting these text-to-speeches that are a bunch of racist crap.
All right.
Once again, nine buckers will get you a media share.
All right.
Look, we got the first one here.
Crippled fat.
Crippled fat requested this.
What is it?
Play it.
Play it.
Because there it is.
No copy.
Jesus Christ, man.
No, hey, hold on.
Pause this.
Mr. Flash.
You fucking idiots.
No, you fucking dumb shits.
All right.
There is a way in which you can put the fucking link into the damn description so I can just, like this guy.
This guy did it right.
You see that?
Crotch Rockaway did it right.
Fucking Crippled Fat, who I was just playing.
I'm going to play Crippled Fat shit again.
He did it right.
Stop fucking doing this or we're going to stop doing this and I'm going to end the fucking show because you fucking idiots are too stupid to follow direction for Christ's sake.
All right.
Death to Israel and Kurds.
Tim McCrabb did it right!
Tim McCrabb did it right!
Fucking idiots, dude.
You know what?
No wonder fucking President Trump wants to import more intelligent people in this country because look at these fucking idiots.
They can't even follow fucking directions for Christ's sake.
Fucking stupid idiots.
You're fucking idiot shithead morons.
All right, crippled fat.
Play crippled fats.
Oh, hold on.
All right, we get it.
Besmirch remote.
All right, let's play crippled fats.
Here it is.
Here's crippled facts.
Oh, Christ.
Jesus Christ.
And I don't know why you idiots continue to request this stupid shit.
Okay.
This is a stupid song, man.
I mean, this is a stupidly produced song.
It's a stupidly written song.
It's a stupid song song!
Let's get to the next one here.
The people that did it right.
All right?
The people that did it right.
Yeah, Ghost is Coomer.
All right, look, let's go ahead.
This one was requested by Crotch Rockaway.
Crotch Rockaway requested this media share.
What is it?
Why were there polls on the front of Jeeps?
What?
Why were there poles in front of Jeeps?
I don't care who you are.
Why were there poles on the front of Jeeps?
I don't know.
When driving in their jeeps, American G.I.s often had the windshield down and covered.
Happy Baller Friday.
Here's some cool info about crotch rockets I think you and M.G. will find interesting.
Ah, fingers, I doubt it, dude.
I doubt it.
All right, I died.
All right, all right.
Just crotch rock away.
Keep playing crotch rock away.
Therefore, giving their position away to the enemy.
On roads surrounded with trees, German soldiers would set up a trap using a piano wire.
Oh, shit!
The driver and passenger could be seriously injured.
Oh, man, no wonder.
Hey, dude, who the hell requested that again?
Crotch Rockaway.
Yeah, that's a good one, dude.
That's a good one, man.
Globalist Fags BTFO.
FSB in Jerusalem soon.
Okay, Anonymous.
All right.
Well, let's get to the next one here.
Tim McCrab requested this one, okay?
Tim McCrab requested this.
Hold on, hold on.
Here it is.
This is Tim McCracken.
Man, this is some old school like East Coast rap.
Rupture pregnant bitch.
Rupture arteries.
My horrific holder vultures.
What you're in.
No, we want to stop.
Tim McCrab.
ground with that rap, dude.
What does everybody think of this?
Man, hey, whoa, whoa, that's pretty goddamn good.
Look, unironically ironic.
Hope you're doing well.
Maybe every month you can take a week off.
Just a regular break kind of thing.
Oh, I tried doing that, and these people get all upset.
Hey, unironically ironic.
I appreciate that, by the way.
Thank you, man.
But every time I do try to take time off, these idiots get all pissed off, dude.
All right, now look, there's some.
I'm going to get one of these idiots, Mr. Flash, okay?
I'm going to play his stupid fucking YouTube video, even though he didn't fucking follow directions.
All right, I'm going to play his stupid YouTube video and see what the hell he's talking about here.
What is this shit?
All right.
He wants me to start it at 143.
I mean, I'm not doing it.
I'm only doing it for these two idiots, and this is just audio.
All right, he wanted me at 143, right?
All right, here it is: 143.
Play this.
This was requested by Mr. Flash.
What the hell is this?
I mean, what the hell is this supposed to be, McGright's sake?
What the hell is this?
All right, this is stupid.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
This is some gay club music or something, dude.
You know, this is the kind of shit that was in Party Monster.
All right, all right, yeah, thank you.
All right, thank you, Mr. Flash.
Thank you very much for that.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next one.
This one was requested by Besmirch the Merch.
Besmirch the Merch requested this.
What is this?
Whoa, whoa.
Just for you, smiley face.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Hold on, I got to play this one again by who the hell requested this one again here.
This one was requested by I just fucking said it for Christ's sake.
Besmirch the merch.
Play it.
Besmirch the merch.
This is chick death metal, dude.
The smurfs, the merch requested shit death metal.
Interesting.
Interesting, to say the least.
Interesting, dude.
Some idiot.
You know, that's pretty interesting there, Besmirch the Merch.
What does everybody think?
A little bit of chick death metal.
Chick death metal.
Anybody saying?
All right, let's get to the next one.
Black Frost.
Black Frost requested this one.
And what did Black Frost say?
He said, hey, classic.
Okay, let's see what a classic is to Black Frost here.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
This is true capitalist drama.
Oh, man.
I am your memory, badass of business.
Give him capitalists.
Memories, baby.
That's it.
Terry, broadcasting from his Skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Ghost.
Man, dude, fucking memories, dude.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Thank you, Black Frost.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Black Frost, that was definitely a classic.
This next one was requested by Ghost the Coomer.
Let's see what the hell this is.
I must sniff.
So, since it's my birthday, that means it's everyone else's birthday cheer.
Hold on.
Well, thank you, Blucifer.
What the hell is this?
Ghost the Coomer.
is this shit?
What the hell is this garbage, man?
What?
Why would you request this trash?
Christ, dude.
Why would you request?
Hold on, First of all, why would you request this trash?
All right, first and foremost.
And secondly, I don't know.
Anyway, here it is.
A couple of more seconds requested this next one and said, here you go, ghost.
Kum round two.
Bonus points, if you can guess who I am.
My name starts with pet and ends with Mexican.
Yeah, okay.
Here it is.
I guess a couple of more seconds.
pet mexican whoever requested this i guess we all know what that is all right Oh, yeah, real funny.
Real fucking funny, man.
Cloud Niger, we get it.
All right.
I think we get the point, brother.
You had an ejaculation.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next media share.
As a matter of fact, let me get to this other one that was that for whatever reason, they didn't listen.
And they put the damn YouTube video in the little text area instead of putting it at the fucking designated area like everybody else is doing.
Let me go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Hold on, who is this?
Who the hell requested this?
Who the hell requested it?
Coomer.
Coomer requested this and wanted me to play this at 44 seconds.
So here we go.
Train Lover And Kumar Fixation00:10:37
What's up?
What's up with this Kumar?
What is this?
Play it.
This same shit again.
What is up with this Kumar fixation with you internet people?
Oh, God.
Seriously, man.
What is up with this Kumar fixation?
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can somebody explain to me what it is with you people in this Kumar fixation for heaven's sake?
Because it's starting to disturb me just a little bit.
All right.
Just a little bit.
It's starting to disturb me, okay?
You know, just a little bit.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's get to the next one.
What is this?
Gotchi Kumer.
Look, enough of the Kumars, okay, guys?
Seriously, man.
Enough of the fucking Kumar's already.
We get it.
We get it.
What is this?
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
Hope you are doing well.
Enjoy the victory of Assad the Lion against the United States.
Assad the Lion?
Okay, all right.
All right.
Hey, the only reason Bashar al-Assad is in office is because Putin decided to dedicate Russian assets and lives to protect Bashar al-Assad.
And what's funny is that now that Turkey is pushing itself up against Bashar al-Assad's borders, who's Putin going to side with?
Remember, Putin just sold Turkey their S-400 missile system this past June because Putin thought that him and Erdwin's turkey were hugging and kissing.
I'm telling you, this is a brilliant move by Donald Trump for pulling out the troops in Syria because now it makes this whole Middle Eastern mess the European Union's problem.
I mean, did you hear Erdwin?
Erdwin already said that he's threatening the EU to dump 3.5 to 4 million refugees into Europe.
All right, just saying, just saying.
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got Pingas.
Pingas requested this one.
And what did Pingas say?
He said, hey, G-Man, Happy Baller Friday.
Here's some cool info about crotch rockets.
I think you and NG might find interesting.
So go ahead.
Play this.
This is by Pingas.
Today, I will share with you several effective penis exercises that are extremely effective.
Crotch rocks.
It's got real funny Wally Wally up.
To start this exercise, you will increase the erect face by sitting on a chair edge.
Hence, hold a towel over the penis head.
Penis X?
Are you shitting me, dude?
Hold it for three to five seconds.
You should do three or five sets with five to ten reps.
If you feel strong, you can raise up the resistance by a wet towel or buy a larger towel over the penis head.
Wait, all right, dude.
That's a you fucking millennials have gone way too far.
Now y'all are fucking penis pumping yourself.
Now you guys are making your penis do exercises.
Is this because y'all aren't fucking real women anymore and y'all have got to like, you know, you know, do old lefty and righty and watch a cartoon woman or something of that nature.
I mean, is this why?
I mean, is this why?
Oh my god.
I didn't need to hear that, Pingas.
What is this?
Here's some more.
Here's some more what?
All right, let's move on.
All right, who else do we have?
Hold on, Tim McCrabb again.
Half of your fanbase ghosts are brain-dead coomers who machine gun jackhammer their death grip bloodshot semi-chub with their Reuters.
Oh no, I hope not.
I mean, there's got to be some players out here, man.
There's got to be some capitalists that are out here knocking badass fucking models that are listening to me, right?
There's got to be some men out here that got that fucking swagger that got these women creaming out of their pantyhose every time they walk into the club, right?
Come on, man.
Come on.
All right, let's get to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by Anonymous.
And what the hell did Anonymous say here?
He said, Globalist FAGs, BTFO, FSB in Jerusalem soon, is what he said.
All right, see what the hell this is.
Anonymous requested this.
Wait, this is like pro-Bashar Al-Assad.
Yeah.
Oh, but there's Nasrallah.
The leader of Hezbollah.
And the leader of Hezbollah is dedicating himself and his organization to Bashar Al-Assad.
So this is going to be interesting.
This is going to be interesting.
More chick death metal.
More chick death metal.
Oh, geez.
Hey, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Do we have another coomer?
Yeah, look, here's another coomer.
Oh, my God.
And who the hell requested this?
Unironically ironic.
Hey, ghosts, hope you're doing well.
Maybe every month you could take a week off, just a regular break kind of thing, so we can keep things going.
Careful with those crotch rocket bastards.
Here's my request, man.
Take care.
And this dude donated 20 bucks so he can hear even more of the coomer.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is it with you fucking coomers, dude?
The birds are singing.
The flowers are blooming.
My dick is throbbing.
Oh, my God, no.
What a beautiful day for Kuming.
Good morning, Alex Links.
Oh, my God.
I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coombed yet.
It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my Roy to Doom fist once again.
Oh God Is that a female girl?
Oh my god This is the internet folks I must snap this is the internet This is the internet right here Oh God Jesus all right that's the internet right there folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you people have to hear coomer all I'm sorry dude.
I'm serious.
I mean Jesus Christ.
Holy hell.
All right, let's get to another media share here.
This next media share was requested by I'm uh Ray Pest.
Yeah, fuck you asshole.
Play it.
Kids dying, kids.
Dead kids.
Underfed kids.
Beating kids molested kids.
Are you kidding me?
Kids crying kids.
Homeless.
Are you kidding me?
Shut up.
Oh, wait, this is this is from back in the day.
Dead kids, underfed kids, beating kids, molested.
Shut up, for Christ's sake.
712.
Jesus Christ.
How many numbers do you idiot have?
I mean, no shit.
No shit.
How many numbers did you all have?
Fucking dumbasses, man.
Let's continue here, man.
We've got the next media share was requested by Wubsy Rocks.
Wubsy Rocks.
And said, just for you, welcome back to YouTube.
Thank you, Wubsy.
What is this?
What is this?
This is my autograph.
I always use it when I'm buying stuff.
I mean, look, I know it's a parody.
I know it's a parody, but I don't like broke back, broke dick, nickelback, okay?
This is my office mug.
I don't like broke back, broke dick, nickelback, man.
My boss is nearly giving me the flick.
I said to side copy of my Richard Wilkins.
And this is where I'm.
And this is how I'm spending my Friday.
Good show tonight.
Here's some real street shit from San Antonio.
Oh, yeah, real street shit?
Shout out to you and Engu.
Also, Satha Apani Mamki Kudako Koda.
Why you gotta talk to me in some fucking immigrant language, bro?
Come on.
Come on.
I thought we were cool, baby.
I don't know what the hell you just said, for Christ's sake.
18 naked coomers.
18 naked.
Tim McCrab, what the hell, dude?
Tim McCrab.
All right, let's get to the next media share.
This next media share was by Train Lover 567 saying, here's some 80s.
So let's hear what 80s old Train Lover 567 is requesting here.
Oh, man.
You got a little bit of Robert Palmer going on?
You don't have to face it.
You're addicted to love.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
R.I.P. Robert Palmer, by the way.
R.I.P. Robert Palmer, by the way.
That's not really fun.
Yeah.
The lots are home.
And you're not home.
Yo, man.
Anyway, I'm sorry, dude.
That was a nine-bucker right there.
Thank you very much, Train Lover.
Let me tell you something.
One thing I appreciate about Train Lover: every time he donates something, he donates some badass 80s.
And, you know, he provides some kind of nostalgic feeling.
You know, Robert Palmer, by the way, y'all got to check that out, man.
That's a badass musician.
Gonna have to face it.
You're addicted to love.
All right, let's go ahead and get to this next media share.
Thank you once again, train lover.
This next one is by Blucifer.
And what did Blucifer say, by the way?
He said, So, since it's my birthday, that means it's everyone else's birthday.
Cheers to everyone in chat.
So, what does that mean?
Here it is.
Played Blucifer's media share.
What is this?
What is this?
Treacherous Neck And Blucifer Birthday00:05:37
Jesus, we can barely hear it.
I've turned it all the way up.
It's Alice in Wonderland, by the way.
Hey, man, cheers, Blucifer.
Sorry, we couldn't really hear that one, but that was the Alice in Wonderland.
Happy birthday and happy birthday to Lucifer, man.
Hopefully, you're having a good Ball or Friday with us.
Thank you for chilling with us on your birthday, man.
And hopefully, you're going to go out and have, like you said, a nice juicy steak and whatever it else that you want to do because it's your birthday, baby.
It's yours.
Anyway, thank you once again.
Let's continue.
This next media share was requested by 2012 fan.
And what did 2012 fan say?
He said, Dusty's new intro, Dusty's new intro.
All right, we'll get to yours in a minute, Anonymous.
Dusty's new intro requested by 2012 fan.
Play it.
What is this?
Fucking anime bullshit.
Anime bullshit.
I fucking hate anime.
I fucking hate anime, man.
That would never be my intro.
Do you understand me?
This would never be my fucking intro.
Never, okay?
I don't care how many times you dumbasses, you know, tried to donate anime and anime music and all this bullshit.
I'm never going to fucking like this shit.
Do you understand that?
I think anybody who has a fiction or fixation over cartoons over the age of 18 needs to grow the fuck up.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Weena.
Weena one actual requested this.
And what the hell did you say, Weena?
You didn't say shit.
You just requested this.
What is this, Weena?
More anime bullshit.
MORE ANIMY BULLSHIT!
I hate enemy shit, dude!
I'm so sick of anime stuff, man.
You fucking man children.
Jesus Christ.
And try to bump a real live woman instead of sitting there using Rosy Palm and her five sisters to ejaculate your goddamn penis while watching this sick shit.
All right, let's move on.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Weena, you piece of shit.
This next one was requested by Gotchi Coomer.
Gotchi Coomer requested this.
Let's go ahead and play this media share.
Jesus, dude.
This is like homosexual porn or some shit, dude.
Why are you all subjecting me to this shit?
Why do you all subject me to this homosexual erotica bullshit?
Jesus Christ, man.
Gotcha coomer.
Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
Stop subjecting me to this freaky crap, all right?
I know many of you, you like to tickle your asshole while watching stuff like this.
I don't like it, okay?
Let's go to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by Treacherous Neck.
Treacherous Neck requested this and said, Happy Baller Friday, ghost.
Hope you're doing well.
Enjoy the victory of Assad the Lion against the Neocon bastards.
Okay, so let's see what Triterous Neck requested.
What is this?
Oh, it's a pro-Assad song.
Oh, my God.
I mean, is this like an electronica song?
Oh, God.
They had to throw in some Arabic type of connotation there, right?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, are we supposed to rave to Allah and be like, I mean, I don't understand.
Am I supposed to dance to this?
Am I supposed to, you know, give some kind of sign, some kind of hand sign to this?
I don't know.
Anyway, thank you very much, Treacherous.
Let's go to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by 2012 fan.
And did you say anything?
He said, here's some more.
Here's some more.
Whatever that means.
Go ahead and see what this is.
2012 fan media share.
Coomb Ranch And Back Room Deals00:15:03
This is a fake job offer.
It was titled Looking for Someone Young to Clean Out Basement Back Room.
I like the white nice stories.
I have a big basement with a big back room with a lot of stuff that needs cleaning.
Come on, come on.
Either or.
Like get a patent and shit.
You're damn right.
Would you give me a bigger return?
Right now I'm in the hole.
Lot of debt and bills.
Are patents the way?
Yeah, well, let's put it this way.
All right.
Create something and start selling it on the internet.
Okay, that's the beautiful part about the internet, right?
And especially if you're very creative and you can create something, whether it's something for fashion, something out of necessity, something based on a trend, you know, whatever.
If you create it and put it on the internet, and if it's that good, people will find it.
And of course, you want to use things like social media.
Social media especially will get you off the ground, especially if you have a product that you can demonstrate has some kind of appeal to a demographic and they'll buy it.
I mean, people want shit they see on the internet like that.
Now, when it comes to patents and that sort of thing, once you start seeing it sold, that's when you may want to start patenting certain things.
But remember, the bad part about people patenting products or, you know, something to sell is that you want to make sure it sells before you actually, you know, get the patent for it because it sucks to go out and get patents for shit and it doesn't, you know, it doesn't pan out for nothing.
So anyway, I hope that, you know, I hope that helps you out.
And by the way, I hate to hear like, you know, these fucking stupid millennials how they say, ghost, there's no economic opportunity.
I don't know what they're doing.
You know what?
You could do something as easy as getting a fucking shoe shine box.
Okay.
Getting a shoe shine box.
And of course, you want to check with your municipal laws.
You may have to get a peddler's license or, you know, you may, something, all right?
But just go around areas of the downtown area where you're permitted to do so and start asking people if they want a fucking shoe shine.
All right.
All right.
I mean, seriously, 10 bucks a shoe shine, or depending on how much the cumulative amount of materials necessary for you to do a shoe shine at a little bit of return off the on top of the costs.
And let me let me tell you something.
I'm just saying, I mean, you know, you can do that.
Look, look at it.
Look at bright white.
Sounds like a good way to get stabbed.
Well, that's why you're there playing with your pecker shaft on a Friday night and they're not even able to just fucking request a media share.
Instead, you're just listening there like a butt monkey because you're not a capitalist.
Okay.
And I'm just saying, I mean, dude, 10, let's say 10 bucks.
Let's say 10 bucks a shoe shine.
Okay.
10 bucks a shoe shine.
If you do 10 shoe shines, that's $100 cash, baby.
Okay.
You do 15 shoe shines, $150.
You do 20 shoe shines, that's $200.
Okay?
I mean, it's something as simple as that, dude.
I mean, all you got to do, you got to sell yourself too.
This will give you an opportunity to be social with people.
You know, you got to be social.
Go up to people and be like, hey, how you doing?
You know, I could shine those shoes.
I could make those fucking shoes look like fucking mirrors or some shit.
And they'll be like, all right, here it is.
Look at this.
Look at beholder boomer logic.
Yeah, that's why you're a piece of shit and we're capitalists, boy.
All right.
So why don't you spit shine my shoe and maybe I'll give you a $10 bill there, you piece of shit.
All right, let's get to the next media share here.
This next media share was requested.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I got a dude, 2012 fans.
I stopped in the middle of his.
He requested a nice stoley.
So let's listen to the rest of the story.
It's a big back room with a lot of stuff that needs cleaning.
Preferably somebody under the age of 16.
I will pay $20 an hour.
I have a pool table, TV, and our kid games in the back room.
We can have lots of fun.
I can't believe this asshole.
You don't even have to work the whole time if you don't want to.
I can't believe this asshole that does these stupid autistic stories on YouTube has 4.6 million fucking subscribers.
That makes me fucking sick, dude.
Anyway, let's move on.
We got Tim McCrab.
All right.
Tim McCrab requested this next one.
Let's see what Tim McCrab requested.
Oh, he's got the fucking Coober again.
I'm the fucking Coober again.
Cooming.
I'm Cooming.
I'm Cooming.
What is your fixation with this Coomber?
Oh, fuck.
God, dude.
Why?
Why, dude?
What is your fixation with this freak show, man?
Seriously, I'm starting to get a little worried about some of you people.
This is the fourth time this has been requested on this media share bit.
And I think there's even a couple of more times we're probably going to hear it.
What is it with your fixation on this shit?
Good lord, man.
Give me my fucking beer.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Let's besmirch the merch.
Thank you for the next another media donation.
Hold on, what is this?
A lot of you like cartoons.
Someone I know paid for their parrots $500 operation by drawing cartoon fan art.
Whoa.
In the day and age of the internet, there's no excuse for not marketing your skills and monetizing them.
Thank you, Ashley.
Thank you, Ashley, attempting to be a voice of reason with these people that want to make excuse after excuse after excuse to void themselves of any kind of responsibility.
Thank you, Ashley.
Seriously, man.
Jesus Christ.
And take a whiff of that, all you damn millennials that are still pissing and moaning.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by Besmirch the Merch.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What the hell is this?
Jesus fucking Christ.
This stupid fucking idiot song.
Oh, man.
If it's not Coober, it's dick shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, my God.
I hate this fucking song, man.
You guys keep doing this shit.
You're trying to drive me insane or something.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We get it.
Very funny.
All right.
Very fucking.
Very funny, Besmirch the Merch.
And this was supposed to be more chick death metal.
You fucking asshole.
All right.
And somebody actually donated Elijah Coomings.
I didn't see that for three bucker Elijah Coomings.
I didn't see that.
Thank you for the three bucks, Elijah Coomings.
We've got another media share requested by Anonymous, and this anonymous person didn't say anything.
So go ahead and play it.
What is it?
Welcome to the come zone.
Only come inside.
What up?
Where are y'all finding this perversion, man?
Oh, God, this is perversion.
First, the key.
Why are you even requesting this perversion?
My dick is in love with pain.
Oh, off cocks torture.
Fuck am I listening to you?
My dick into a furnace.
Stitch my cocks shut.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Oh, God.
Man, I don't know.
Dude, look, everybody that's listening to this, these are being requested by people on the internets right now, okay?
These are media shares, and how many more of these do I have so I can just close this shit off?
I mean, this is just fucking ridiculous, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, where do y'all find this sick shit?
And on top of that, listen to these asshole crotch rocket cocksuckers.
They keep zooming by.
I swear to God, I'm going to go out there with a piano wire.
Never mind.
Just forget it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
We got Brooke 916 and Brooke 916.
What did Brooke 916 say?
I know she talked half in immigrant language, but she did say something in English.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Good show tonight.
Here's some real street shit from San Antonio.
Kid Can Spit Fire.
Shout out to you and NG.
All right, who is this?
This is somebody from San Antonio?
Really?
Let's go ahead and play this.
This isn't some fuckin' asshole from San Antonio!
This is fuckin' autism!
This is fuckin' autism!
You gotta be kidding me.
A rapper out of San Antonio.
Are you shitting me?
Jesus Christ.
A rapper out of San Antonio.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's real funny.
All right.
Thank you, Brooke916.
I appreciate it.
Like somebody in the chat room, Mr. Meatballs, this is Texas style.
This ain't no fucking, shut up.
All right.
You want to know where real rap music is?
It is in Texas.
Maybe not in San Antonio, but it's in Texas.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
These motherfuckers, man!
I swear to God, I'm going to end this show early, and there's probably going to be a report of some fucking crotch rocket cocksuckers that have been spilled out all over the fucking street if these fucking guys keep doing this crap.
CHRIST!
Alright, Jesus Christ.
Let's move on to the next fucking...
God damn it, dude.
Do you hear these guys?
These guys, these sons of bitches, dude, I'm not even kidding around.
These motherfuckers think they're having a great Friday night cruising around my neighborhood with their damn crotch rockets trying to evade police capture.
Should call the fucking police is what I should do.
I should call the fucking police.
Hold on, I've got some media shares I've got to do.
So let's do the rest of the media shares here.
We've got Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab requested this.
Play it.
Play it, Tim McCrave.
Are you shitting me?
18 naked coomers in the basements of Coomb Ranch.
Big throbbing muscular right arms ready to stroke.
18 naked coomers left in the middle of the house.
Ram Ranch.
Coombs in the basement of the camera.
Ram Ranch on their battle stations throbbing cock in hand.
Coomb Ranch really rocks.
Where are you finding this, Tim McCrab?
Hard and crusty coomers, their cocks throbbing hard.
ATMORCOMERS WASHINGBLOCK.com.
Waifu Pillows ever so crusty.
Oh my God, dude.
Coming in the basements of Coomb Ranch.
Pig card coom cock cramming waifu pillows.
Oh my god.
Ready to coom.
Ah, come on, man.
I've heard it all, dude.
Man, Tim McCrab, I've heard it all.
Fucking Coomb Ranch.
Look, seriously, guys, what is it?
What is it with this Coomer guy that gives you all such a fixation, man?
Because I'm starting to ask questions about each and every one of you.
I'm starting to question whether or not most of you have latent homosexuality.
And I'm starting to question whether or not I should blame your single dirty dishrag whore mothers.
Cheers and GX to the true capitalist army in chat.
Just as a daily reminder, fuck Blizzard and the NBA.
You're damn right.
You're damn right, Chandler.
You're damn right, man.
Fuck Blizzard.
Fuck the NBA for supporting the fucking totalitarian government of the Chinese government of communist.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.
You got me fucking singing Coomb Ranch out here.
All right?
Yeah, Cool Ranch dressing, yeah.
I don't even want to know what you mean by that.
Let's get to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by Anonymous, and Anonymous didn't say anything.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Are these Ruskies?
Are these Ruskies?
Hey Tohu Pillow, shut up!
I don't live in a fucking trailer park, you dickhead.
All right.
Tired of you people saying that.
Is this русский shit?
Shut this stupid, русский, cock-eyed, vodka-drinking, mouth-breathing, throwback and evolution, obliging serfdom.
Shit out of here.
All right, let's go to the next one out here.
This next one is another one by somebody by the name of Anonymous.
All right, let's go ahead and see what Anonymous, another Anonymous, had to play for MediaShare.
Play it.
What the fuck is this?
Is this a song of Akuma?
There's a fuckin' song of the Coomer!
It's fuckin' Coom Wave!
Oh, Christ.
Tim McCrav And Anime Muslims00:02:36
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, that's, I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, that was anonymous.
This one, I think, is by Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrav, I think, requested this one, if I'm not mistaken.
So let's go ahead and hold on.
Let me see.
Yeah, Tim McCrab requested this one.
So let's go ahead and see what Tim McCrab.
And by the way, right after Tim McCrab donated the $9 for the MediaShare, a $3 Tim McCrab said, the most recent $9 bucker is not me.
As a corporation, couldn't Bliz be charged with treason at some point?
Corporations are considered legal citizens after all.
I'm not too sure about that.
I don't know if they can be charged with treason because that's a tricky issue.
They would have to go to some sort of litigation.
Somebody would have to sue Blizzard and have to make a case through legal argument based on the laws of the land.
But I don't think so, in my opinion.
And that's my legalese opinion.
I don't think they can do that.
But, you know, good thinking, though.
Anyway, I don't think this is the real Tim McCrave because once again, once Tim McCrav, the guy who donated the MediaShare, donated this, the next dono was Tim McCrave saying, most recent nine bucker isn't me.
So let's see what the fake Tim McGrav.
Let's see what he donated.
What is this?
What media share is this?
Wait, wait, hold on.
This is anime Muslim shit.
This is anime Muslim stuff.
It's like this anime is wearing a turban.
Oh my God.
This fucking anime is wearing a turban.
Are you sure that wasn't you there, Tim McCrab, huh?
Now all of a sudden we've got the Islamics embracing anime out here.
Oh my God.
All right, let's move on.
Who we got next?
We've got unironically ironic re God.
Jesus, these fucking crotch rocket motherfuckers, man.
I want to start a small business or should I try inventing something and selling it?
Like get a patent and shit, which would give me a bigger return.
Right now, I'm in the whole lot of debt and bills.
Are patents the way?
Well, to be honest with you, even if you can't patent something, even if you can create something, go out and sell something.
I mean, get yourself a sales trade, you know?
I mean, I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
Sales will get you more money if you know how to sell.
But if you don't know how to sell, well, then you're probably not going to be very good at it.
But selling is where it's at, man.
If you can go get yourself a job that's on commission that pays you as much as you sell, you know what I'm saying?
So that ain't too bad.
So anyway, thank you.
Unironically ironic.
Here's your media share.
Let's play it.
Oh.
The fucking Coomber This fucking Coomber again.
I mean, for fuck's sake, man, for fucking Coomber!
He's a skid Coomber!
I'm cooming.
This is stupid!
Cooming!
This is fucking stupid!
Cooming!
I can't believe I'm wasted my Friday night on this kind of shit!
Oh, fuck!
Cooming!
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I can't, dude.
I'm just.
No!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, that's enough of the fucking Coomer, man.
Why do y'all keep requesting this?
I'm telling you, I'm questioning each and every one of your goddamn sexualities, man.
All right?
I'm questioning each and every one of your sexualities after all this cooming, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, dude.
I really don't get it.
But you know what?
I'm doing me after all that fucking Coomer bullshit.
All right.
Yeah, look at this ghost cuck by Coomer.
Go shove it up your ass, okay?
This is a stupid meme, and I don't get it.
I don't get it.
And I sure as hell don't like it, for Christ's sake.
So you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do me for a couple of minutes before I get back to these fucking media shares because I'm tired of this Coomer crap.
So you know what fucking time it is?
You know what fucking time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Son of a bitch.
This goddamn Coomer bullshit is eating into my drinking time.
All right.
This goddamn Coomer bullshit is eating into my fucking drinking time for Christ's sake.
I've only had three beers.
It's almost 11.30 at night on a Friday.
Fucking baller Friday on top of that shit.
And I'm telling you, sons of bitches are eating into my drinking time.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't believe I'm wasting my weekends doing this.
I'm serious, man.
Something's wrong with me.
I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me.
I'm not even joking around because it's my life.
Don't you forget caught in the crap.
It never ends.
It's my fucking life, man.
It's my life.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my fucking beer here.
Here's my fucking beer.
And to think that I got to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And to think I got to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
It's probably going to be on Vaughn Not Live.
It's going to be.
Taiwan Numbers And Team Speak Games00:05:25
What am I talking about?
It's probably going to be.
It is going to be on Vaughan.live slash Ghost Politics One.
They allow us to do some more internet tomfoolery on those parts.
So tomorrow, we're going to be raiding streams on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're going to be calling the date line.
We're going to be doing all that internet tomfoolery.
We may even do some Insta Thoughts.
Do a lot of good stuff.
Anyway, that's what will happen tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
So be there for that.
All right, be there for that.
Let me go ahead and take a chug, and we'll get on with the next media share.
See, look at this asshole smurmy the butt hamster.
I just coombed.
Look, huh?
Fucking coomers, man.
Can somebody please explain to me why this is even a fucking meme?
I mean, can somebody please explain to me this?
Because this is getting really disgusting and out of hand.
Pseudo-homosexual completely, dude.
Completely pseudo-homosexual.
And I'm getting very concerned about you people.
I'm not shitting.
I'm getting very concerned about you people.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
We've got who's the next one?
Yeet.
Yeet requested this.
And what did Yeet say?
He said enjoy.
All right.
Yeet requested this.
Play it.
What is this?
What is this?
Is this 6ix9ine?
Pop my booty like a willy nigga.
I'm the willy.
Aw, dude, come on.
Aw, dude, they're making fun of 6ix9ine, the rapper, currently on trial.
Straight on my nigga dick on the low.
He only want me for my dickhead.
He don't want no love.
Man, that's all he really used me for.
And kick me off the door.
I don't want him.
You can keep the niggas.
Dick is really small.
In New York, my niggas don't suck one talk.
My niggas up the block.
Blow a dick or throwing cops.
Mother burn on my dad.
Dude, this is an asshole.
Is this pervert Friday?
Is that it?
This pervert Friday.
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes.
Put his dick inside my back bone.
Pass me to his bro.
He don't love me, that's a sad case.
I mean, good God, dude.
I mean, seriously, man.
And by the way, I love my crotch rocket.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, I bet you thought you were real slick, too.
There, I love my crotch rocket.
Love my crotch rocket.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
This is what I'm doing, dude.
This is what I'm doing on a goddamn Baller Friday, man.
This is my life on a fucking Baller Friday.
All right, let me move on.
All right.
This next media share was requested by Chandler.
And Chandler said, cheers and GX to the true capitalist army in the chat.
Just as a daily reminder, fuck Blizzard and the NBA for supporting Chinese socialism.
Actually, it's communism.
Taiwan number one.
Taiwan number one.
You're damn right.
As a matter of fact, my Corsair I-160 is made in Taiwan, baby.
All right, Chandler, here's his media share.
Play it.
Taiwan number one.
Taiwan number three.
Yeah, that's me.
Taiwan number one.
Fuck you.
Taiwan number two.
China number four is this somebody in a game with somebody in China Japan number two Taiwan number one Are you kidding me?
This is a political argument under a game okay Taiwan number three fuck you baby Oh my god Fuck you China Taiwan number one Oh my god, are those people from China?
I mean I'm surprised that they're even able to play video games.
Did you hear them?
I mean China number one motherfucker China number one motherfucker I mean are you shitting me?
I didn't even realize that they were even allowed to play video games in China, Good lord, good lord.
And of course, you had somebody else saying Taiwan, number one.
And it was just a some kind of a political discourse happening on a fucking video game.
This, I mean this, happened on a TEAM Speak video game.
So if you were wondering what the hell you were just listening to, that's what you were listening to.
Okay, all right, let's move on.
Uh, we've got two more media shares.
Two more media shares.
Give me my fucking beer.
All right, this got two more media shares.
And move on to the next part of the broadcast on this baller friday.
And, like I said baby, we have the go show every monday, wednesday and friday 8, 30 p.m. Central standard time.
Enormus Penis Public Service Announcements00:03:18
And, by the way, should we continue to do the go show here on youtube?
All right?
I mean, we were forced to come back to youtube because of technical difficulties at Vawn.live.
Should we continue here on youtube?
What is this?
Do TRUE Capitalist radio on tuesdays and thursdays.
It'll be more work, but think of the shekels you'll make.
Ah dude, an extra two thousand dollars.
Dude, are you shitting me, man?
I I have no.
No, I don't know about that dude, you know it, I don't know about that dude that's, that's a lot of work and what up?
Noble Savage, how you doing, dude?
Uh, that's way too much work there.
Uh, TCR on tuesday and thursdays man, I mean, because many of these people that are listening to me, they expect me to do fucking broadcasts for like five or six hours straight.
Okay so anyway, we got people saying, stay on youtube, stay on youtube, go to Vaughan.
Do saturday night troll show on Vaughan.
Uh, you know, some people are saying yes to the tuesday and thursday TRUE Capitalist radio show.
All right look look we'll, we'll.
We'll talk about that later.
Thank you very much for all your insight and everybody's uh you know suggestions.
I appreciate it.
anyway let me go ahead and uh let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer and we'll move on with more media shares good one good one good one all right this This next one was requested by Mangos Areant Hambonious and uh, he said, happy F A Got friday Crippler.
Shout out to Master Of Forge X, Xeril Of The Iron Hands, and praise the omniscience, all right.
Well, whatever the fuck you're saying dude, here it is Magos Areant Hambonius.
Go ahead and play his media share.
What is this?
I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles Man.
Look at my enormous penis!
Listen to these perverts!
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants.
I end up feeling like a sunshiny day.
Take a look at my enormous penis.
Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, why are you all requesting all these perverted songs?
Once again, another latent homosexual song for Christ's sake.
I mean, do y'all want me to talk about the inner workings of butt sex as a public service announcement since I'm providing this type of family entertainment here?
I mean, I think I should because we've got a lot of latent homosexuals here, and I don't think that they've partook in any kind of sexual relations when it comes to homosexuality.
Okay, so let me give you some public service.
I know that every one of you all are finding it to where, look, I'm a guy, I'm a millennial, and I'm a neckbeard, I'm a forever alone, I'm an incel, but I want a third party to ejaculate my private parts, and the only sex that'll do it is homosexuality.
Liquid Douche And Cha-Cha Sphincters00:10:17
I can get on Grinder right now and have somebody ejaculate my penis within 10, 15 minutes.
I mean, they could be literally within the close proximity within my current location.
I don't know if I should do it.
I don't know if I should do it.
Well, let me tell you something.
If you all are going to do this, all right?
And this is a public assert, this is a public service announcement by the Go Show.
If you're going to partake in homosexual butt sex, let me tell you the proper procedures necessary for you to partake in this properly, okay?
Now, if you happen to be somebody who wants to allow another man to penetrate your anus with his phallus, what you have to remember is that an ass is an ass.
So that means typically escrement comes out whenever you're sitting on the commode after your food has digests.
So what you have to do as a bottom is go to your nearest CVS, Walgreens, or some kind of pharmacy store, and look for something called anal douche.
Anal douche.
Now, it comes in a bottle.
What you do is you take off the top, you put the tip of the bottle in your anus, and then just you squeeze all that liquid into your colon area.
And what you do, once all the liquid's in there, you take the bottle out of your anus.
And then what you want to do is you want to squeeze your cheeks, and then you want to kind of do a kind of want to do like a, like a kind of, like you're doing the cha-cha.
And of course, you want to do this in your bathroom.
You want to be in the bathtub taking a shower while you're doing this.
Okay.
But what you want to do is, is once that liquid is in your anus, you want to do like a little bit of a cha-cha.
Or if you want, you know, like you do a little bit of a, like you're doing a hula hoop.
Or you're like, you're doing the hula, like a hula girl.
You know, like you're doing a hula and you want all that liquid to splash around inside of your colon, you know?
If necessary, gyrate your body up and down in the shower if necessary so the liquid can get all out into the colon area.
And then once you've done so for about five minutes, what you want to do is you want to take your hands, spread your butt cheeks, and then just completely eject all the liquid that is in your colon.
You want to do this in the shower and what you'll find is you will find that all the remaining leftover escrement particles that are in the colon are going to be completely douched out.
Okay.
Now, once you do that, you don't want to eat again.
Okay.
I mean, that's one thing I never understood about gay dates, you know?
Like when you take a gay, like if you want to take a guy on a date, right?
I mean, are you supposed to go out to dinner and then like you want to go out to dinner, the movies, load this gay up with popcorn and, you know, milk duds and sweet tarts and all this other stuff.
And then you want to, at the end of the night, have some kind of sexual soi.
I mean, that's not very conducive.
So once again, if you are wanting to, you know, partake in butt sex, like I said, get some anal juice, anal deuce, excuse me, go into the bathtub in the shower, unload that damn bottle of anal deuce into your colon, you know, clinch your cheeks, and then start doing the cha-cha or the hula girl, you know, kind of make sure all that anal douche is whishing around in your colon.
And then after about five minutes, all in the bathtub.
And as you'll see, this liquid will come out with all the remaining escrement particles that will, you know, clean your hole out.
So, you know, if you happen to have a man go in there and he puts his phallus in there and takes it out, you know, there's not going to be any kind of rusty trombone, if you understand what I'm saying, okay?
And that is my public service announcement for all you latent homosexuals out there that are trying to think about, you know, partaking in butt sex, okay?
And by the way, people are asking me, ghosts, how do you know so much about this?
I've told you time and time again.
I have done some extensive research into the gay community.
Okay.
Because remember, whenever you're somebody that's on the right and you attempt to politically or socially debate somebody who's LGBTQ, every time they're going to say, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know my experiences and what I have to go through and all this stuff.
And look, I know.
I know.
Okay.
I know and I can make any gay look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack in debate because I have done extensive research into the gay community.
Okay.
All right.
What is this?
How can you claim that anime is degenerate when this is your show?
What?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with my show?
This is the modern day society we're living in.
What are you talking about?
How can you be such a bigot?
This is the society that we're living in.
People are partaking in homosexual affairs, and all I'm simply doing is providing a public service announcement on my show, which is family entertainment.
This is the modern society we're living in.
Sixth Pentacle of Saturn.
Pronounce item's name.
Dusty and repeat, set thou wicked Dusty to be ruler over him.
I don't know what 2012 is saying.
This guy has read a lot of esoteric crap.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
Hey, 2012 fan, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I don't understand why everybody's getting so upset about me talking about the anatomy of homosexual anal sex.
I mean, I'm actually providing a public service.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm telling you right now.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
I've just done extensive research into the gay community.
And I'm telling you right now, somebody who's listening to my broadcast who is thinking about allowing a man to penetrate their orifice in their sphincter is probably taking a lot of information and writing this down and didn't know this because the last thing you want to do, the last thing you want to do is let some man give you the high hard one in your anus and you've got a dirty ass.
All right.
And by the way, let's just say you're a gay couple, okay?
You go to the sexual relations part, and you know, you're a top, and you're sitting here, you're pounding this bottom sphincter, you pull it out, and it looks like a goddamn fucking, I don't know, it looks like a Snickers bar.
I mean, you know what I mean?
What?
The Coomer isn't gay, though.
He's met every female porn star there is and even makes sure to wish them good morning and good night.
Oh, yeah?
He wouldn't write 9,647 porn reviews if he was gay.
Oh, well, okay.
I mean, I'm not saying he's gay, Tim McCrab.
I'm saying that people that are out here that are obsessed with this guy may be a little just latent homosexual, okay?
All right, what the hell is this?
Look at that.
Fucking crotch rocket bastard, fucking asshole.
Gee, in the chat, if Ghost is gay.
Dude, I'm not gay, dude.
I mean, I'm married.
I've got a wife.
I got a family for Christ's sake.
I'm just providing this as a means of public service.
And I think I am helping.
I'm telling you, there's probably somebody listening to this broadcast that did not know that we're probably planning on letting somebody enter their anus and they did not know that they had to douche.
They did not know they had to douche.
And one other thing, before we move on, you have to have a water-based lubricant if you're going to partake in homosexual sexual relations.
Also, make sure to open the link.
Open what link?
What are you talking about?
There's no link.
What do you mean?
What link are you talking about, dude?
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
All right.
Well, I'll see if I can show it, dude.
All right.
I'll see if I can show it.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is if you don't have a water-based lubricant, all right?
And if you're a top, okay, there's a thing called a top and a bottom, okay?
The bottom is the person that's obviously, you know, spreading their hole open, waiting for something to be inserted into their sphincter, okay?
The top is the person that is inserting the phallus into the sphincter, okay?
So what you need to have, you need to have yourself a water-based lubricant so that you can not only kind of put on your phallus, but you also want to like take a couple of fingers and put some anal douche or anal douche, lube, lubrication, water-based lubricant, and then, you know, kind of put it into the sphincter of the person that you're actually going to be partaking in sexual relations, okay?
You know, kind of the kind of the lube tap is what they call it, right?
Is that what they call it in the gay community?
The lube tap, you know, you, you know, you put the lubrication on a couple of fingers and right there on the, you know, on the sphincter.
Anyway, if you don't, if you don't have a water-based lubricant, what will happen is the following, okay?
If you go in dry, the friction between the sphincter and the penis will start having abrasions.
There'll be abrasions on the shaft of the penis and also in the sphincter area.
And because those abrasions will eventually draw blood, this is one of the reasons people get HIV AIDS and other diseases because of this, okay?
Same thing will happen to you if you use an oil-based lubricant as well, okay?
Geno X1987 And Super Mario Bigotry00:16:00
So once again, I just want to let everybody know these public service announcements.
Okay, look, everybody's all pissed off.
This is family entertainment.
Hey, dude, this is modern day America.
This is modern day America.
This is the LGBTQ.
This is what they're partaking in.
I don't see why everybody's getting all grossed out for.
Okay.
I don't understand why anybody's getting all grossed out.
I am providing a public service for folks that are wondering.
I'm not saying anything derogatory.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm just telling you the truth.
This is what they're teaching your kids in elementary school, dude.
I don't know why y'all are pissed off at me.
This is what they're teaching your kids in elementary school, for Christ's sake, man.
They're teaching your kids this, and there's more than two genders.
One media share about enormous penises, and you go into lurid rambling about gay sex.
Now, shut up.
No one believes this is just research.
It's research.
What are you talking about?
Let me tell you something.
All right.
Let me look.
First of all, let me explain something to you people.
All right.
I'm not.
That's horrible.
Listen to this fucking.
Look, shut up.
All right.
I have done extensive research into the gay community.
And the reason I've done so is because, look, just in case I debate a gay, just in case I debate a gay, I will make these fucking gays look like mental midgets.
Do you understand?
Just in case I debate a gay, I will make these gays look lower than a prolapsed anus.
All right?
Because I know what they're going through.
I've done extensive research.
Okay.
They can't use the proverbial debate on me that, um, ghost, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know our struggle.
You don't know what we have to go through every day.
You don't know.
Uh, yes, I do.
I've done extensive research on it.
Okay.
And by the way, I have never, dude, shut up.
I'm gay over here.
Look, look, the sign on my ass says do not enter.
Okay.
All right.
I'm not a homosexual for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look, let me show you.
Hold on.
Let me get up.
Here.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
I'm not fucking gay, you fucking piece of shit.
Let me show you.
I'll take that for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not fucking gay.
If I was gay, you'd hear you would have heard that.
All right.
The sign on my ass says do not enter, you piece of shit.
So for all you people that are out here trying to talk garbage because of my extensive research into the homosexual LGBTQ community, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
All right.
You don't know your ass from your elbow, for Christ's sake.
And I'm sure, look, look, some of the gays in the chat room are like, oh my God, virgin, virgin, we got a virgin in the room.
See, the real gays in the chat room know I'm a virgin because I don't partake in that.
I don't partake in that for Christ's sake.
Oh, look, ghost, you're a top ghost.
Jesus Christ.
Come on, dude.
Come on, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
The sign on my ass says, fuck me, daddy.
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
All right.
And look, we're losing listeners now because.
We're losing listeners now because I'm talking about the truth about surprise, but sex.
You know, I mean, I'm over here providing a public service announcement about surprise, but sex, and everybody's becoming a goddamn bigot.
Anybody who thinks that this is disgusting, you're a damn bigot, and you hate the LGBTQ.
You got hate in your heart.
How dare you?
How dare you think this is disgusting when this is sexuality?
You understand that?
This is sexuality.
All right.
This is what's happening and what's being taught in your schools today.
So don't sit here and talk garbage about me that I'm the one with the problem.
All right.
I'm only providing a public service on my family entertainment show out here.
Okay.
That's what I'm doing.
All right.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Let's move on.
I got two more media shares, and I'm going to turn off media share and then we're going to move on to the rest of the show.
Okay.
Look, all of you people that are grossed out about what I just said, this is modern day life.
Deal with it.
All right.
All right.
They're having butt sex.
Okay.
They're teaching how to do butt sex in school.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, there is somebody listening to me right now that is taking what I said into consideration and thanking me.
Thank you for describing what it takes to do butt sex because I was just going to let my friend come over and come in and let him rip me open dry.
But then you taught me, ghost, that that has a higher percentage of HIV and other STD infection.
So I'm going to do what you said, ghost.
Thank you very much.
And you know what?
I'm providing a public service.
Let's get to the next media share.
This one was requested by Anonymous.
Let's see what Anonymous has to say.
is this?
What the hell is this?
What?
What the hell is this?
I mean, is this what they're bumping in China?
I mean, is this what they're bumping in China right now?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Is this what they're bumping in cars in China?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Here, take a whiff of this, China.
Jesus Christ, I almost threw up in my mouth there a little bit because I'm so fucking sick of China and its totalitarianism.
Free Hong Kong!
Free Hong Kong!
Free Tibet!
All right, you know, remember, remember when all the stars in the 90s, Brad Pitt, Richard Gere, all these people were like free Tibet.
You don't hear that anymore, do you?
You don't hear that anymore, do you?
Anyway, let's get to the last but not least media share by Noble Savage.
And Noble Savage, what did you say?
You said, hold on, where are you at here?
Noble Savage, where the hell are you?
How come I don't have you in the list, Noble Savage?
Jesus fucking Christ.
What happened to you?
Oh, you're down here.
You know it.
Here it is.
You know it.
That's what Noble Savage said.
You know it.
Here it is.
Play Noble Savage's media share.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
This is it.
This is my life.
I'm wasting my Fridays doing this shit.
It's my life.
Don't you forget caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
It's my life.
Don't you forget, caught in a crash, it never hits my life.
All right.
Thank you very much, Noble Savage.
And I am taking media share requests off right now.
There are no longer any more media requests.
Thank God.
Oh, wait a minute.
Some cool music from.
Oh, dude, I just turned off.
I just turned it off.
I just turned it off.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Hey, who the hell?
Mini Moose, give me a $2 bill and I'll play whatever it is that you want, dude.
I'm sorry.
It's off.
The media shares are off, okay?
All right.
I don't know what happened.
I can't.
I don't know.
I don't know what link you put in.
I don't know what link you put in, dude.
All right, you said some cool music from one of my Super Mario 64 hacks.
All right, since people are calling me scammler here, let me go ahead and go back to the first couple of $18.66 bucker.
Now, I don't, hold on, let me play Mini Moose's first.
All right, thank you, Minnie Moose.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right, let's go ahead and see what Minnie Moose requested here.
He said one of some cool music from one of my favorite Super Mario 64 hacks.
All right, what is it?
Let's play it.
Play it.
What is this?
Okay.
What's everybody thinking about this shit?
So this is a, like, what, another version of some Super Mario.
I don't get it.
Mario 64.
Thank you very much.
This was requested by Mini Moose.
All right, look, let's go ahead.
All right, look, I don't want anybody to think they're scammed, okay?
So let's go to Cuckler III's $18.66 bucker.
Now, let me make sure I can play this because I don't want anybody to think that I'm some fucking asshole that's going to allow a snake, you know, in the ass or any of that perverted stuff that some of these people like to do.
All right, here it is.
Here's Cuckler III's $18.66 bucker.
Put the PC shot on.
This is Scotland the Brave.
All right.
Thank you, Cuckler, by the way, man.
We're playing it.
I just.
We can't do $18.66 buckers on YouTube.
We can't do it, dude.
So I'm only doing it because I don't think Cuckler knew, and I'm going to play, I don't know if I'm going to play Geno's.
Let me check out Geno's first.
You know, Scotland.
You know, Scotland forever, mate.
You know, talking about...
We're gonna kill you, Karen Bob Pipes, you know, and...
Shove it up your horse.
Anyway, once again, Cuckler, this is for you here for the $18.66 bucker.
So what does everybody think?
Independence for Scotland?
What does everybody think?
Independence for Scotland?
You got a lot of people saying, hey, Independence for Scotland is right, huh?
Do not donate any more $18.66 buckers.
Do not do it.
I will not play them.
Don't listen to these assholes in the chat room.
Do not listen to these dickheads in the chat room.
You stupid sons of bitches.
not even dare.
A little bit of Scotland.
What does everybody think about Scotland?
sportman independence night and by the way i love scotch I love, love Scotch, dude.
Love Scotch.
Love Scotch, dude.
Anyway, thank you, Cuckler III.
There's your $18.66 bucker, dude.
I don't want you to think I ripped you off or any of that shit, but we're not doing them on YouTube anymore, man.
We're not doing them on YouTube.
And I think that we've got one more, if I can find it, by our Geno X1987.
I know he's probably wanting to donate some sick-ass weirdo video, so I'm not too sure if I can even play this.
Let me see if I can find it.
Here it is, Geno X1987.
Here it is right here.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Here it is.
Geno X1987.
Now, hold on.
Let me play this a little bit first so I can make sure I can even play this son of a bitch.
Okay, I think I can play this.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I can play this.
Okay.
This is Geno X 1987 who requested this one here.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Here it is, Geno.
Here's your $18.66 bucker.
Don't be bitching.
We got a donut here.
Look, hey, Sack Prescott, dude, fuck you with the Dallas Cowboy references first and foremost, okay?
I've given up on the Cowboys.
All right.
They lost a piece of garbage.
Fucking 0-4 jets.
So go fuck off.
All right.
Play Geno X1987's request again.
Hey, like I said, Geno X1987, he's kind of a freak show.
requesting these little freaky videos this looks like some boomer stuff that was those little boomers Comes and bells.
I'm telling you, Gino.
I'm telling you.
Just save your kids.
Anyway, once again, another weirdo video by Geno X1987.
Chase the costumes she shall wear.
Ruby Color And Dunlop Commercial00:10:27
Her mind first adores several seven.
Man, look at this freak show shit.
This is a commercial for Dunlop.
This is a commercial for Dunlop tires?
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Look like a goddamn commercial for Pandora's box that, you know, appeases fucking submissive domination fetishes and shit.
Good lord.
All right.
All right.
That's it right there.
I've done everything that I am obliged to do.
So now that it's midnight, we are now in the midnight hour on this Baller Friday, episode 109.
I'm going to do me a little bit more, okay, baby.
I'm going to do me.
Before we get to the forum shout outs, I'm going to do me for Christ's sake.
And if anybody bitches, fuck you!
You know what time it is, baby.
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beha!
You're goddamn right, baby.
And I am drinking Stella Artos.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I owe Tim McCrab here.
Hold on, I got to open up a image that Tim McCrab wanted me to open up.
He paid a six bucker for it.
So thank you for reminding me, Tim McCrab.
He said, Coomer isn't gay, though.
He met every female porn star there is and even makes sure to wish them a good morning, a good night.
He wouldn't write 9,647 porn reviews if he was gay.
All right, let me see your image here, Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab wants me to see an image.
And what the hell is this?
Mr. Coomer?
Put the PC shot on.
Is this the Coomer?
This is the Coomer.
His name is Jason MJ Man0779.
And this is the Coomer.
Look at there he is.
Look, fucking Coomer.
Look at this.
Hope your day is awesome.
Yeah, I'm the Coomer.
I'm the Coomer.
Look at this.
This is on his fucking Twitter.
This is on the Coomer's Twitter, for Christ's sake.
I will.
I'll be at work.
But it's worth the risk.
The juice is worth the squeeze.
Yeah, I'm the Coomer.
I'm the Coomer.
And what is this?
Welcome to Night Shift where today is tomorrow, tomorrow is yesterday, and I don't even know what day of the week it is.
This is Coomer, dude.
This is the guy.
This is Coomer.
This is the Coomer.
Morning from Wisconsin.
Of course he's a cheese head.
Of course he's from one of these sick ass states like Wisconsin.
Jesus, of course he is.
Of course he is.
Look at this fucking Coomer.
It's his fucking Twitter.
Look at this guy.
It's the fucking Coomer.
That's a sick looking face, dude.
That is a sick looking face.
All right, take it off.
All right.
Thank you, Tim McCrab.
I got to have that fucking shit burned into my memory at this point in time now.
The Coomer's face.
Jesus Christ, sometimes I think I see the Coomer's face in the reflection of glass now because that son of a bitch is such a freak show, for Christ's sake.
All right, look, I've got me a beer.
It's a Stella Artos.
And I know, you Europeans.
Oh, ghost, that's wife be the beer.
I don't care.
All right.
I was able to get some Stella Artos, two 12 packs.
You buy two, you get one free.
So I had to get it.
All right.
I had to get the crap.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
At least he isn't from some fruity hipster state, Texas.
Hey, hey, Fustelarian or whatever the fuck your name is.
Texas is not a fucking little hipster state, boy.
All right.
If you think that Texas is a hipster state, you come on down here and try to call Texas a hipster state.
Hurry up, alarm clock.
Don't tell me to hurry up.
Don't tell me to hurry up, man.
I'm drinking here.
Give me about five minutes, man.
How many beers?
I've got two, four.
I'm on my fifth beer.
Are you shitting me?
I'm on my fifth fucking beer, man.
It's Friday.
I should be on my 10th by now.
That's why I keep telling you, you sons of bitches are eating into my drinking time.
Jesus Christ.
I got those fucking cans over here.
Fucking cans.
All right.
Look, I got me a new bottle, by the way.
Okay.
I got me a new bottle here.
I got me a Glenn Morangi, aged 15 years, pork cast finish.
So let me open up the box here.
Let me open this fucking box.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that, Glenn Morangi.
Now, this is, I believe, a single malt scotch.
Oh, Jesus Christ, look at the color on that.
Look at the color on that.
Yeah, this is a Highland single malt scotch.
Glenn Morangi, this is the Quintana Rubin.
It has been aged for about, I don't know, so many years in American Oak Barrel bourbon casks and then finished on fine ruby port casks.
Very, very interesting here.
So let me go ahead and take a shot.
Hold on, I got to fucking open this son of a bitch.
It's a brand new bottle, by the way.
This is about a, I think about a $95 bottle.
What?
How was your week?
How was my week?
My week was, you know, it is what it is, you know.
I mean, I've always got to think about capitalism.
I always got to be on my feet.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's been a decent October, to say the least.
And by the way, when are the damn horror movies going to be shown on network television?
I only saw Friday the 13th today, and that's it.
Where's all the fucking horror movies that are supposed to be on network television at here?
Man, this is a dark, dark scotch, dude.
Very dark.
I have not seen a dark like that.
I guess it's because of the ruby port casks that it's finished in.
So let me go ahead and uncork this thing.
There it is.
Let me smell the cork.
Very good stuff.
Very good stuff.
All right.
I'm going to put me a shot here.
Okay.
I'm going to put me a shot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a big shot right there, baby.
I'm sorry about that.
Glenn Morangi, aged 15 years.
Let me go ahead and I got all these other bottles here, folks.
Let me see how that tastes here.
The first thing you do when you taste, you get some stuck scotch.
I was stumbling and mumbling over my own tongue there.
The first thing that you do when you get scotch is you nose it, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
You nose it.
You put it in.
You smell.
Man, that's a nice smell.
That's a nice smooth smell as well.
Very, very good.
And then what you do is you look into the light and you appreciate the nuance of the colors.
Now, the color on this one is actually rather dark.
And as I stated, it's probably because of those ruby pork casks that it's finished in.
So let me go ahead and take the shot now.
Cheers to all you people that are in the chat room.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I think I'm going to stay here.
The ghost show is back on YouTube for the time being.
So cheers to everybody out there, baby.
Cheers, and that is nice.
That is very, very nice, man.
Very full-bodied.
Very smooth on top of that.
I was hoping to, I wasn't really hoping.
And I was guesstimating that I would taste a little bit more spice on the back end.
But very, very nice.
Very good, man.
There is no aftertaste.
It's more of a, it's the age of a 15 years.
I mean, you know, the minimum you want your scotch aged, folks, is at least 12 years.
Okay.
Anything below 12 years, you might as well go ahead and drink vodka or some shit.
I'm not even joking.
No, no spice on the back end of this one, man.
No spice on the back end.
But as you taste it, you can taste the full body to both the bourbon cask and the Ruby port cask.
But as you swallow it, man, there is no spice back in.
It is beautiful.
It is unbelievable.
Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some reefer.
I've taken my shot, and I guess we'll go to some forum shout-outs here in just a second.
So, all right, so everybody hold their horses.
We're going to go there.
Everything's going to be all right.
By the way, I didn't do any market coverage today.
I just wanted to remind everybody that if you take a look at the markets today, they are down, and we see the Dow Jones Industrial under 27,000 points.
So we shall see what happens to the stock market.
You know, we've got everybody calling for a recession, but I just, I only see the recession hitting the stock market.
I don't see the recession hitting the real estate market.
As a matter of fact, if interest rates go lower, I think that we're going to see another surge in real estate.
I don't see it hitting the job market.
We're at 3.5% unemployment.
Did you buy that cheap piss water at Ghostler?
Fuck you.
What is this?
Q Gun Gin?
Whatever the fuck that means.
Are you kidding me, man?
I shop at the best fucking liquor stores that have the best liquors, the best scotches.
I also have some fine wines that, you know, I tried to drink wine on a show once and it just made me tired.
You know, it just made me tired.
There's Sunburst Unicorn.
Sunburst Unicorn says, hey, ghost, it's been a good show.
Autism Card And Rape Man Poppers00:13:50
What's your opinion on JFK?
I believe he was the best and only good Democratic president the U.S. ever had.
He tried to declassify a lot of the shit, the CIA shit before they killed him.
I disagree.
I have to say Trump is the best president.
He's done what JFK has tried to attempt at doing.
And what JFK tried to do was try to stop the machinery that is Washington, D.C.
And he really couldn't do it.
I mean, you know, he didn't do it to the point where he got assassinated.
And the reason that they assassinated him and it's so hard to get so close to Trump, because lest we forget, man, Trump was a part of this elite system.
Trump was a part of all these elitists and these pompous asses that wanted to get rid of American sovereignty and sell out America to globalism and shit.
He was a part of all this.
He's a major, major elitist.
He has his own security detail.
He has his own.
No, no, we're not.
I told you, dude.
Listen, no.
I'm not playing that shit.
I told you all.
No more $18.66 bucker, you fucking dickheads.
All right.
And it says it in the description, you fucking jerk fucks.
All right.
And fuck you.
Look, kick anybody out that says scammler.
All right.
Anybody who says, kick them out.
I'm not fucking joking.
I'm kicking everybody out that says scamler.
I'm not joking around.
Kick them all out.
Kick them the fuck out.
I'm kicking everybody out of there that says it.
I'm not fucking joking.
Watch.
Kick them out.
Kick them the fuck out.
Kick them out.
Kick them the fuck out.
Kick them all out of here.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out.
I'm not even joking around.
Kick them all out of here.
I'm fucking, I'm not joking around.
You fucking people can't fucking read shit.
Kick them all out of here.
Fucking piece of shit.
Tired of you fucking idiots.
I'm sitting over here.
I've told you I wasn't going to do this shit on YouTube.
And you fucking idiots keep doing it.
Fucking kick them out.
I'm not joking around.
Fucking D-Money.
Fuck you.
Get your ass out of here.
Kick them out.
Kick them the fuck out.
I'm not going to sit here and put up with this shit.
Kick them out.
Ultimate Maxwell.
Kick them all out.
Kick them the fuck out of kick him out of here.
J5, kick J5 out of here.
Kick them all out.
Kick them out.
Piece of shit.
Kick Cana.
Kick them all out.
Kick Kyle Nader out of here.
Get them all out of here.
I'm not joking.
I'm removing anybody that calls me fucking scambler.
I'm not joking.
Get him out of here.
Get them all out.
Piece of shit.
Sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to your asses.
All right.
And you fucking people keep donating $18.66, dude.
I am not doing this anymore.
Okay?
You fucking assholes.
But you fucking stupid fucking millennials.
All you do is play your little autism card and think that you can get away with anything, huh?
Is that it with you fucking millennials, huh?
I can do anything.
I'm retarded.
Here it is.
Here's my autism card.
I can do anything.
I'm retarded.
Fucking idiot.
I'm retarded.
I can do anything.
I'm retarded.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Report stream, scammer missing.
Go fuck yourself.
You know what?
You know what?
How about if I just end the stream for you dickheads?
If you want to be fucking dickheads to me and you want to talk garbage to me and you want to sit here and get me in trouble on YouTube, go fuck yourselves.
I'm out of here.
All right.
How do you like that shit?
How you like that shit, you fucking stupid scumbags?
Fuck all of you in the chat room for disrespecting me.
Fuck you.
Shut the fuck up, Granddad.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
All right, baby.
Rape man.
How is this on YouTube?
I am the Rape Man now!
What the fuck is this?!
How is this on YouTube?
Yeah.
Got that, bitch.
How is this shit on YouTube, man?
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair.
Let the father begin the time to let down your hair.
Rape man.
So wig five because I'm not going to be able to do it.
This is what these idiots wanted to show for $18.66, okay?
This is it.
All right?
This sick-ass, disgusting man-child cartoon women-fettered shit.
This is what they wanted, okay?
Are you happy now, you pieces of trash?
Huh?
All of you fucking dickheads that were sitting there spamming in the chat room, scammler.
Are you fucking happy now?
Look at this stupid sick twisted perverted shit.
It's perversion.
It's perversion.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
All right, that's enough.
Take this shit off.
Take it off.
Take this shit off.
All right, that's enough.
We've done it.
That's enough.
All right.
I'm telling you, you fucking trolls are a disgusting group of fucking waste of human piles of protoplasm.
I'm not even joking around.
Look, I think I'm going to get the fuck out of here because I don't like the kind of dumbass, ridiculous bullshit that you people are talking about me in the chat room.
I don't appreciate you people not listening to me, even though it says it in the description.
No $18.66 bucker, you dickheads.
No $18.66 bucker, you fucking dickheads.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you people think that you can use your autism card anywhere, don't you, huh?
You all think that you can play your little autism card any goddamn time.
I'm not tired.
I'm sorry.
I can do whatever I want.
I don't have to listen to directions that doesn't reply to me.
What's up, ghost?
Hey, thank you very much.
No kidding.
Aruba, Jamaica.
Ooh, I want to take you.
That's pretty good, man.
All right.
All right, look.
I'm going to give it five minutes.
All right.
I'm going to try to calm down.
Okay.
And in about five minutes, if I calm down, maybe we'll have a rest of the show.
If not, fuck all of you people.
All right.
And look at this.
You have to play.
What the fuck is this?
You have to play this now.
You have to play the other.
What are the others now?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I already played the others, you dickhead.
I played the others just a little while ago.
I played fucking Cuckler IIIs and I played Genos.
Genos was some fucking freak show Dunlop fucking tire commercial.
And what is this?
Way to cuck?
Huh?
Way to cuck?
Yeah, wow.
Way to cuck trolls.
Play that video.
What a weak willed bitch.
Fuck you.
You say that in my face.
I'll pop you in your fucking mouth and put a hole in your face.
And what is this?
2012 fan?
Please don't go for two bucks.
Well, why should I stay, man?
I get no respect from these people, man.
I'm wasting my weekends.
If I, listen, if I stop the show now, okay, I have enough time to go to a bar and get some fucking booze going on before last call.
Instead of having to waste my time with you fucking dumbass cyber vermin internet people, okay?
You fucking people in the chat room, give me the respect I goddamn well deserve or I'm out of here.
You understand?
Weak.
Fuck you.
I'm not weak, Bonzie buddy.
I want my fucking respect.
Okay?
I want my fucking respect.
Son of a bitch.
Like, no, look at these people.
No, no.
Look at these fucking dickheads, man.
Look at these fucking dickheads, man.
I'm wasting my fucking weekend with you people.
I wasted my goddamn weekend with you fucking people.
Do you give a shit?
No.
Do you give a flying shit?
No.
Buy that for a dollar.
Enjoy the rest of your time.
Thank you, Blackfrost.
Thank you, Black Frost.
Look at Black Frost, man.
As a matter of fact, thank you, Black Frost, for all the donos you hooked up today, man.
I appreciate that.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck all of you people that are out there saying cry harder.
I'm not crying, you dickhead.
Hey, look at this.
And the damn show.
Look at these people trying to test me.
Don't test me, you fucking digital dorks.
You understand me?
Don't you fucking test me.
Feminist penis-loving trans-testicle turd burglar, fucking rusty trombone playing pieces of dirty Sanchez-loving shit.
Fucking tired of these fucking people, man, talking all this garbage.
Huh?
Tired of you people talking all this garbage.
2012 fan, just donate another two bucks.
I'll get a beer and we can pretend this is a bar.
How about it?
And look at Minnie Moose.
Look, Ghost, we appreciate you.
Don't leave.
Don't let the.
Thank you, man.
Okay.
Thank you, 2012 fan.
Thank you, Minnie Moose.
Thank you, Black Frost.
Look at this idiot.
Look at this idiot.
And look, it's not going to play it because your asshole spammed gas juice.
All right?
You spam like a fucking stupid little butt monkey.
That's why it's not going to play it over text-to-speech gas juice, you dumb, stupid shithead that can't recognize how to follow directions, you stupid, dumb shithead.
give me my goddamn beer you know i deserve more respect than this you know that I deserve more respect than this, for Christ's sake.
And hey, look, Miss Akay, shut up.
Nobody's talking to you, fuck.
No, we don't.
Let the bitch leave.
If he stays, then no ball.
Are you fucking testing me, you fucking digital dork?
Huh?
Are you fucking testing me, you fucking four-eyed, freckle-faced, incel, forever-alone-beaten stepchild?
Are you fucking testing me?
Because I'll end it, you son of a bitch.
I'll fucking end it.
Don't test me.
Just play the audio.
Oh, Jesus.
Just play the audio for Christ's sake.
All right, just this last one, Minnie Moose, because you donate a lot.
And I'm.
All right, whatever.
Here it is.
Here's Minnie Moose only playing the audio.
At least you donated nine buckers.
Hold on, that's a goddamn commercial.
Hold on, let's wait for the goddamn fucking commercial to end here.
Chilly nice.
What's your honest opinion on Tulsi?
Let's keep in mind that she's a Dem.
I just think that she's a decent-looking piece of ass for her age, but she's a fucking idiot when it comes to politics.
And I'll leave it at that, okay?
Let's play Minnie Moose.
Oh, look at the poppers.
Well, they're poppers dressed in Halloween costumes.
Oh, by your costumes, everyone.
Oh, look, I'll give y'all a peek.
I'll give y'all a peek.
Look, play it.
Look at the poppers.
I love puppies.
Look at the poppers.
Believe it or not, I've got my dog, Templeton, a Halloween costume.
Hey, don't talk on your hands.
And not this year, believe it or not.
My dog is Donald Trump for Halloween.
All right, guys, I'm coming in.
All right, my dog is Donald Trump for Halloween.
I've got the suit for him.
I've got the hair.
I've got it all.
Hi, Molly.
All right, Templeton is going to be Donald Trump, baby.
Is this Hogwarts?
It's not Hogwarts.
I'm not even joking.
I've got the hair.
I've got the hair for him.
I've got the red tie, the suit, everything.
All right.
All right.
Look at that.
Look at that little pupper.
Were you upset that your suit's a little too big for you?
Look at that little pupper.
Star Platinum Audio And Dog Trump00:05:23
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Play a little bit more of it because look at those puppers.
Lucy.
Lucy, let go of it.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough.
What is this?
Black Frost.
My dog is Donald Trump for Halloween.
Massive respect.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Black Frost.
Hail G-H-O-S-T.
No, don't call me Ghostler on YouTube.
Please do not call me Ghostler on YouTube.
Do not call me Ghostler on YouTube.
Keep at it, Ghost.
G-X.
Also, fuck Chuck.
Hey, man.
Cheers to Star Platinum.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Cheers to Star Platinum.
All right.
Look, you got to thank Mini Moose for requesting that palette cleanser of a bunch of puppers in their Halloween costumes because now I'm starting to feel a little better.
Okay.
Now I'm not all upset.
All right.
I'm not as angry as I was.
So let's just go ahead and let's move on.
Okay.
Let's move on.
Let me take a couple more hits of the Tetrahydro Kennebinol and then maybe move on with the show.
I was this fucking close, you assholes, especially these dickheads that keep trying to test me.
I was this goddamn close from ending the damn broadcast.
But, you know, I appreciate the positivity of the folks that were, you know, donating and, you know, and just providing some positivity necessary for me not to get the fuck out of here.
So I appreciate it.
Look, told you no balls.
You fucking dickhead.
Do you want me to end this shit?
Because I will, you fucking dickhead.
Don't test me again.
Don't fucking test me again.
Because I'll fucking do it.
You understand?
I'll fucking do it.
Get my smoke.
Kick the fucking people that are saying no balls out of here too, engineer.
I have my EBT card and the money I'm sending you as from my welfare checks because I'm too lazy to.
Because you're a fucking loser.
That's why.
You're a fucking life loser.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm only going to play the audio for Star Platinum.
Here it is.
Fucking the audio for Star Platinum's whatever.
What is this?
Senorita, senorita carrita, you wanna go with me to Mexico?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Everybody wanna wanna go go What the hell did you just donate, Star Platinum?
WHAT KIND OF BEAN AND CHEESE SHIT IS THIS?!
SERIOUSLY MAN!
What kind of Chimichanga shit is this?
Do this shit!
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
It's naked fucking anime kick!
It always comes back to perversion anime, doesn't it?
It always comes back to perversion anime.
Alright, that's enough.
Turn this shit off.
What the fuck is this supposed to be, Star Platinum Series?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Kind of goddamn fucking burrito-eating shit that I just left.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
22088?
What the hell does that mean?
22088?
What the fuck does that mean?
Lucky Front Blame Dickheads00:03:54
I'd buy that for a dog.
Ghost how many pigs can fit in your trailer?
Go fucking.
Pigpig, pig, pig, pig, shit.
Fuck you, Willie McDosterson, you piece of shit.
Pig shit.
Shut up with your fucking pig, a.
Fuck you.
Pig, a.
Fuck you.
Pig, a.
Stupid asshole.
Here's Billy.
Please don't end the show, ghost.
I stole my mom's phone for tonight and made my first splice in Windows Movie Maker two days ago.
Are you serious?
And also maybe get to RG soon.
I have to go to school in the morning and can't stay on the street.
Wait, what do you mean you gotta go to school in the morning?
It's a fucking Saturday tomorrow.
What are you talking about, Billy?
I gotta go to school tomorrow.
Tomorrow's a school.
It's fucking Saturday, you dickhead.
I gotta go to school tomorrow.
It's fucking Saturday, you idiot.
You're a weak-willed bitch, just like your president.
You cuck out to the trolls just like how Trump cucks to sand niggers in Russia.
Fuck you, man!
Fucking joke!
You're lucky you're not in front of my fucking face in real life, you little son of a bitch.
Alright?
I would stomp your teeth so far down your throat you'd be able to fucking chew the hemorrhoids out of your asshole, you son of a bitch.
Don't tempt me.
Don't test me, you fucking son of a bitch, because I'll leave.
Alright?
Don't fucking...
I'm telling you, you fucking people in the chat room, don't talk shit to me!
I'm telling you, you people in the chat room, don't talk shit to me, son of a bitch.
Look at empty threats you won't leave.
Look, everybody who's talking shit that I won't leave, if I leave, you vet your frustrations at these pieces of low-grade, disposable road trash.
All right?
You blame.
Look at this.
Blah, blah, blah.
Empty threat snowballs.
I'm telling you, I'm going to leave.
Okay?
And when I leave, and if you're all pissed off about it, you blame these dickheads.
You blame these dickheads.
Don't blame me.
Don't blame me.
I'm just trying to do a show.
I messed up.
I meant to say that if you were going to dress Templeton as Donald Trump, wouldn't that be considered animal cruelty?
I thought you were a little bit more.
What are you talking about?
Why are you so cruel?
Animal cruelty, my ass.
What are you talking about?
I'm proud that Templeton is going to be dressed up like Donald Trump for Halloween.
I'm proud of that, for Christ's sake.
Don't be coming at me like that, you SARS sack of trash.
And shut the fuck up in the chat room.
Don't tempt me or I'll get out of here.
You fucks, man.
And I'm talking to each and every one of you fucking wannabe internet tough guys.
You're fucking lucky.
You're not in front of me, man.
You're lucky.
I'd stop a goddamn mud hole in your ass.
I'd kick it dry and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piston.
And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
You fuckers.
You fuckers, man.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
I'm going to have another beer while you fucking idiots are sitting over here trying to fucking...
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do, but you better fucking stop this shit or I might not even come back tomorrow.
Fire Sales And Respected Mob Game00:15:08
How do you like that, huh?
Huh, you fuckers want to play with me, you SARA sack of shit.
I may not even do a damn Saturday Night Troll show because you goddamn sons of bitches are sitting here talking garbage to me.
I'm going to tell you one last time.
You give me the goddamn respect I goddamn well deserve.
Hey, look at this.
You're still here.
All talk just like a weak-willed bitch of a president.
Fuck you.
Don't talk about my president that way.
Don't you dare talk about Trump that way.
Trump is a modern day George Washington.
He saved America from the globalists, you dickhead.
Why don't you enlighten yourself and understand that shit?
Don't you dare talk about my president like that.
It's a fucking modern day George Washington.
Here's PSN Parker Place.
Since they can't spam videos during radio graffiti anymore, they're going to try to get you to rage quit the show just instead.
They're jealous because they have no creativity or personality to make a splice or even call in.
They should be ignored.
Excuse me.
I think PSN Parker Place has got a point.
I think they've got a point.
Yeah, because look at all these fucking pathetic fucking wastes of life.
These steaming piles of dog shit that are out here flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, talking shit that I've got no balls.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're fucking real tough guys over the damn internet, aren't you, boy?
Happy baller fans.
Hey, it's 727 caller!
There you go, dude!
Sheers to 727 caller.
And I don't know if y'all remember 727 caller.
He had Grandpa Age, remember?
Remember Grandpa Age?
Anyway, it looks like he's doing himself very well.
And hey, become a diesel mechanic.
There is a massive shortage of diesel mechanics.
And if you get yourself an accredited technical certification in diesel mechanics, you could start off right off the bat at like $80,000 a year right out of the technical school.
I'm not bullshitting.
Just letting you know they're 727.
Just letting you know there, all right?
Anyway, before I make a decision on whether or not I'm going to leave or I go, should I stay or should I go now?
If I won't, there will be trouble.
If I don't, there will be double.
I just got to know.
Do I stay or do I go?
You know what I do need?
I need more beer.
That's what the fuck I need.
And you can hear those beers in those ice chests, baby.
I got all kinds of beer.
All right.
I got all kinds of beer up in here for Christ's sake, man.
So let's go ahead and keep drinking, even though you've got a bunch of fucking internet butt monkeys that are trying to sit here trying to agitate me to end the show.
All right.
Fire sales.
We got a fire sale going on.
I'm just joking.
I'm just kidding around.
We're not doing fire sales.
All right.
We're not doing fire sales for Christ.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
What is this?
President Trump, modern day George Washington, more like the modern day Francesco Shinito.
Quit talking and leave already, you weak-willed pig fucker.
Whoever the hell this is, I hope you get cancer of the cock, you piece of shit.
All right?
Whoever the hell that is, I hope you get cancer of the damn cock.
You fucking dingleberry extracting colon tenderizing fat slut taint-licking piece of scat snorting shit.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just trying to do a show here.
You know that?
I'm just trying to do a show here.
Hey!
And what is this for two bucks?
What the hell did you say?
I have no balls, man.
Fuck you, you fucking emoji speaking piece of shit.
We're doing fire sales here.
Just joking, man.
Hey, fire sales grope gang.
Here my drink.
All right.
All right.
I think this is what I'm going to do.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do here.
Okay.
I'm going to take a couple more hits and I'm going to go ahead and I guess I'm going to do some shout outs.
What is this?
All right.
What is this?
A weak-willed cuck?
Sounds like you've already have cancer of the testes and you have to have them surgically removed because you have no balls.
Trump is a wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Just like you ghosts.
It's no surprise.
And fuck you all, dude.
Damn it, man.
You fucking guys talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
You talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
I tell you right now, you wouldn't say that in my fucking face.
You wouldn't tell me that to my fucking face.
Look at this Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
Try to selling.
Wait, wait, trying to sell your burnt-down trailer doesn't count as a fire sale.
Fuck you.
All right.
I don't live in a trailer, you dickhead, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Fucking hell.
I don't need a fire sale for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not some obnoxious, disgusting blob who gropes women.
And, you know, who the fucking, yeah, who the hell knows what he did to Gucci?
I ain't about that.
So don't be coming at me like that.
All right.
And no offense, Blade.
I still watch you.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm not some fucking groping degenerate, okay?
I'm a fucking, I'm a respected man.
I'm a respected man in my community.
All right.
And I don't have leg holes, by the way.
All right, here we go.
Hold it.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
I'm a well-respected man around my community.
Do you understand that?
I'm a businessman, all right?
I'm a businessman.
I hire people.
Do you understand?
I'm a well-respected man.
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
All right, class.
I hope you're all taking notes.
What the hell?
Watch how this weak-willed fat slob must keep up this act that he's a badass just to keep the money rolling in.
Just like how much.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
I am a badass.
All right.
Whoever the fuck this bitch teacher is, I am a fucking badass.
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, look at all these women that are out here that want a piece of the ghost man out here because they're listening to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
I mean, you should see me in real life, boy.
I mean, I got a goddamn swagger that has these, excuse me, I just burped a little bit here.
Here, take another whiff.
I got a damn swagger that got these women trying to take the fucking balls out of my pants.
All right, you sons of bitches only wish that you had the kind of manly dominance that I've got here, boy.
I'm a bad motherfucker, dude.
I'm a badass motherfucker, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I mean, when I enter a room, people that have their back towards me just stop and just look behind me because they can feel the aura, the fucking presence of this man entering the room.
Do you understand that?
I'm not even joking around for Christ's sake.
I mean, I got a fucking swagger, boy.
And I'm telling you right now, I am a badass.
I mean, every time I walk down the goddamn street, I got women eye fucking me left and right.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what?
When a woman looks at you, she gives you that eye fuck.
Oh, man, I get that all the damn time from these hoes.
You know what I mean?
I get that all the time from these hoes.
And you know what?
I don't love them, hoes.
I'm out the dough.
Give me my drink.
I don't love you hoes.
I'm out the dough.
I got to blow my nose into a fucking napkin again, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
What's up with all this fucking mucus coming out of my goddamn orifices out here for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus, hell, man.
All right, let's go ahead and let's get to some damn forum shout-outs.
How about that?
We'll get to some forum shout-outs.
Hold on, what is this, teacher?
What, teacher?
How the wild hambone tries to interact with the upper class.
How his funny little upper class that he must try to appease us by thrashing around in cans and burp to be funny.
Such a sad life.
You fucking piece of shit.
I am class.
What are you talking about, teacher?
I am class.
What are you talking about?
I'm a class of my own, for Christ's sake.
People follow me.
All right, people want to do what ghost does for Christ's sake.
You want to know why?
Because I'm an individual.
I'm not somebody who goes with the flow.
I don't belong in group dynamics.
I create the group dynamics.
You understand?
I mean, I'm a bad son of a bitch.
You know, you people try to make light of the situation, but I'm a bad motherfucker.
Even in the streets of these internets, even in the hard, rumbling streets of these internets, I hear my name in these streets and it's like, whoa.
You know what I mean?
Ask any of these so-called E-celebs on the internet.
They know who the fuck I am.
Do you understand that?
They know who the fuck I am.
Everybody knows who the fuck I am.
All right?
Look at Count Dankula.
Count Dankula.
Not only did he know who I am, he's a fucking listener from 2010, 2011.
Everybody knows who the fuck I am.
I am the underground.
I am the underground.
The whole reason why 4chan created Pole was because of me and the influence that I had over 4chan, for Christ's sake.
Are you shitting me?
Goddamn right, baby.
You goddamn right.
I'm a fucking internet legend, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I mean, are you fucking shitting me?
I mean, all you people that talk all this garbage about me, I'm a fucking internet legend.
I'm an internet legend.
You know how Tupac said, when I die, I want to be a living legend.
I am a living legend.
Say my name affiliated with this mob fucking game.
Yeah.
And now I'm being called a sociopath because I'm telling the truth.
Huh?
Now I'm being called a sociopath because I'm telling the truth over here for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, you son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
I inspired the guy to create Kiwi Farms.
Do you understand me?
I inspired 4chan to create Pole.
You dickheads.
What?
Fizzy Allison.
All the sweat dripping from your incel pores doesn't count as gasoline for that fire sale ghostler.
The only kind of women that would like you are women who want to be inflated like a hambone.
True facts.
No matter how many calories you want to burn.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, Fizzy Allison.
The only reason you're saying that is you're probably some fucking colored-haired, goddamn greasy bulldyke with a damn earring in your fucking nose, okay?
Sit there and shut your mouth.
What is this?
Oh, you are a legend.
All right.
Right up there with Chris Chan.
What are you fucking talking?
Fuck you.
All right.
What are you talking about, man?
I am the, I'm an internet legend, dude.
You know, you ever seen that movie, the fuck, Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
With Arnold Schwarzenegger, this fucking guy in this movie, he goes to Mars and when he gets to Mars, there's this guy, this mutant called Quatto, okay?
And nobody knows who Quatto is, but everybody follows Quatto on Mars and everybody follows.
That's me.
That's who I am.
That's who I am.
I'm Quado of the internet, okay?
I am Quatto of the fucking internet.
That's who the fuck I am.
Okay?
All right, so call me Quatto, son of a bitch.
All right?
Free Mars.
Give me my drink.
I mean, I'm sorry I'm having to break down some of you people the truth, but, you know, I know the truth hurts.
You know, I know the truth hurts, baby, but I mean, I'm telling you, anybody who is a supposed E-celeb on this internet knows who the fuck I am.
They know who the fuck I am.
All right?
Fucking, it's like it's like only use me blade, you know, when when Bjorn asked him, Hey, do you know ghost politics?
He tried to pretend he didn't know.
He knows who the fuck I am, that fucking goddamn son of a bitch.
Hey, what is this?
Who is this?
The only kind of women that would want to fuck you are the kind that click with ugly bastard tag in porn.
Fuck you legacy zero right chat legend is a big word for someone whose entire career evolves around screaming at a few trolls saying bag and nigger Oh Is that it, teacher?
How original.
Let me tell you something, you fucking scumbag.
You know what we did in 2016 to get fucking Trump elected, you piece of shit?
Huh?
You remember Docs the Delegates?
If you don't, look it up, you fucking piece of trash.
Huh?
I mean, do you know the shit we had to do?
I dropped the fucking DC Madams call list.
John Kasich Gay Lover Shit00:10:14
Y'all remember that shit?
Y'all remember that?
Remember the court had banned the call list from being distributed, and here I did.
I fucking distributed the son of a bitch.
How did I get it?
Who knows how I got it?
Huh?
Y'all remember that shit?
I mean, I mean, give me a fucking break.
You people don't understand what the fuck's going on, do you?
And what is this?
Blade exits scammed after the big donos.
Well, you know, that's that's, you know, that's what happens.
You know, these fucking guys are like, hey, dude, I can go ahead and go get drunk, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Hey, oh, you know, so, you know, it is what it is.
Either way.
Anyway, and by the way, I don't know what I haven't done.
Whatever 8-chan is trying to claim that I did for them, they're lying because I never kicked it with 8-Chan.
All right.
I never kicked it with 8-chan, so I don't know what 8-chan's trying to do.
Okay, I have no idea what 8-chan's trying to take credit for what I'm doing.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me smoke some more tetrahydrocannabinol.
And don't clock me, assholes.
I'm just trying to tell you all the truth.
You guys are the ones that are getting pissed off at me telling you the goddamn truth of that shit.
Now he got Trump elected.
I'm not saying me specifically.
I was a part of a conglomeration of folks that are now being persecuted by, you know, every deep state fucking snake out there.
Okay, so I'm just saying.
I'm just fucking.
I'm just saying, folks.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I mean, look, I don't want to.
Look, I don't want to talk about all the summer of digital chaos of 2016.
Don't y'all remember that?
Don't y'all remember that shit?
Summer of digital chaos 2016?
If you don't remember it, the goddamn archives are still there.
You can go back to that time.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about, man?
All right.
I mean, I helped get Brexit passed.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what we did to get Brexit passed?
Let me tell you something.
All right.
Let me explain to you what happened.
All right.
We mass circulated a bunch of fucking graphics and a bunch of flyers within the UK area and told them that they could vote by simply texting something on their phone.
Okay?
And believe it or not, believe it or not, people took it serious.
And a lot of the remainers, of course, we targeted the remaining fucking people in social media.
It's very good to, it's very easy to aggregate that data, by the way.
But either way, we started just going ahead and just telling these people that all you had to do was just vote Brexit on your phone.
They believed it.
And that's why Brexit passed, baby.
You understand?
I'm telling you.
Political operations.
Oh, you fucking.
His entire career was made from what people commonly refer as the ass of the internet.
The ass of the internet?
Yeah, right.
All right.
Yeah, right.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
You don't even know.
You don't even know what yours truly has done.
All right.
Anyway, let me get some more beer for Christ's sake.
I'm just trying to tell you the correct internet history.
I am trying to tell you all the truth.
Okay, it's up to you if you want to believe it or not.
It's up to your ass, okay?
And what is this?
Criminal confessions.
I'm not confessing anything criminal.
Maybe the dox the delegates thing was kind of bad.
But either way, all right?
You know, that's old shit, so it doesn't matter.
Shit happened a long time ago.
Anyway, you know what time it is?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Oh my God.
All right.
All right.
Let me calm down.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, y'all remember when we created news?
I mean, dude, I could go on and on about 2016, the shit we did.
Y'all remember when we forced Ted Cruz to get so pissed off because of the Leave Him Heidi campaign?
For all those who don't remember, I was telling everybody on the show on Blog Talk Radio to tweet at Ted Cruz and Heidi Cruz, hashtag leave him Heidi, and we had at least fucking like five, six hundred people, all right, tweeting him at the exact same time, leave him Heidi, leave him Heidi.
The next day, the very next day, Ted Cruz comes out.
FBI open up, whatever.
Anyway, the next day, Ted Cruz comes out and he's like, Donald, you and your internet henchman, you leave Heidi alone.
Oh my God.
Y'all remember that shit, right?
Please tell me y'all remember that because that was a great time.
That was fucking great, dude.
That was a great operation.
Donald, you and your internet henchman, you leave Heidi alone.
Oh, my God.
And by the way, that's not the only shit we did.
Remember when we pulled John, what's his name?
Gasic or Kasich, John Kasich out of Ohio, who was the governor of Ohio?
Do you remember I pulled him out of the closet and exposed him for being gay?
And remember, I knew who his gay lover was, and I told everybody to tweet at his gay lover, and then his gay lover just turned everything private and ignored anybody who asked him about John and his relationship and all this other.
Do y'all remember that shit?
I mean, dude, we did a lot of shit in 2016.
I know you all think that ghost is just a piece of shit and, you know, ghost is some fucking idiot or whatever you fucking trolls think.
But dude, we did some major damage.
We did some fucking major damage.
And let me tell you, how did I know that John Kasich was gay?
Well, I doxed him, dude.
I doxed all the candidates that were running against Trump.
Y'all remember I even dropped Ted Cruz's number.
I don't know if y'all remember that.
I'm just joking.
I didn't do that, or maybe I did.
I'm not confirming or denying, but somebody who used my Twitter, all right, you know, anyway, look, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
I don't even know why.
You see, y'all are making me fucking talk about this shit.
And yeah, that's, yeah, self-incriminate.
Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
Thanks a lot.
I'm just trying to tell you all that that's why Pole was created because of me, okay?
That's why, you know, these fucking like online political movements know who the fuck I am for Christ's sake.
All right.
This is not a joke.
This is all real, all real.
For $5, you two can talk to an old meme.
Be amazed as he claims credit for things he had nothing to do with.
What are you talking about?
People know who the fuck I am.
Listen to him.
They remember.
You dickhead.
There was people that were listening at that time, you dickhead.
People were actually helping me fucking tweet it.
Like, for instance, we were tweeting at the gay lover of Kasich, and the guy was, you know, getting a little upset.
He was really disturbed.
And then we started tweeting at Kasich and Kasich started ignoring people that were asking him about the gay relationship.
And the reason I know that there was a gay relationship is because there was a small article that was in a gay magazine.
This is why you need to do gay research because you'll find shit like this.
There was a gay magazine that wrote about this in 1995 and I got a hold of it.
Okay.
And it was never heard from again.
But John Kasich lived with this guy that was his gay lover.
He lived with this guy for 10 years in some beautiful, nice little home out there in Virginia.
And for 10 years, this guy was Kasich's chief of staff.
And people were perplexed how much money Kasich would give this guy, being that chief of staff only made so much money.
Kasich was giving him like double, you know, your average, you know, your average chief of staff pay.
And let me tell you something, folks.
That's why Kasich hates Trump.
Kasich hates Trump because we outed him for being a homosexual.
And there's nothing wrong with that if you're not trying to claim to be a conservative and being the governor of a state in the Rust Belt.
But, you know, Kasich, he tried to claim that he was some big badass conservative.
And we had to say, hey, how conservative are you?
How conservative are you there, boy?
And the reason, back to Ted Cruz, the reason we did the Leave Him Heidi is because we found a police report of Heidi Cruz that was filed with the Austin PD.
She was in the middle of a highway talking lots of not.
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Anyway, we found it, right?
And that's why we directed the Leave Him Heidi at fucking Ted Cruz.
The next fucking day, I swear to God, he has a press conference and says, Donald, you leave Heidi alone.
You and your internet henchmen.
Oh, those are great days, dude.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to let you all know.
You all think that I'm some kind of a stupid piece of shit.
Let me tell you something, man, all right?
I'm going to be written about in the history books, okay?
When they talk about the digital revolution, because let me tell you, Donald Trump got elected by the internet.
See how easy it is to wind up the midget into incriminating himself in the middle of an example of what not to do when confronted with an extra thing today, Cloud.
It's all about blogtalkradio.com slash ghosts.
Go back to those days, dude.
Go back to those days.
Remember, I was the guy who said, all right, before anyone had ever suggested it, that Seth Rich was the supplier of the DNC emails.
And it wasn't, but maybe a week and a half later where Julian Assange was interviewed by a Dutch television show in which Julian Assange validated that.
So, you know, just saying, dude, you know, just saying, watch, we're going to be doing shit like this here soon enough.
We're going to be doing some more political operation, but just, you know, we got to wait till 2020.
Because if you want my opinion, I want to tell you something.
I personally believe they're going to throw in a dark horse in the Democratic Party's primary for president.
And I think it's going to be Barack Obama's ex-Attorney General Eric Holder.
And the reason I think it's Eric Holder is because none of these stiffs that they've got in the current primary stand a chance against Trump.
They don't stand a chance.
But Eric Holder, even though the Fast and the Furious and all the dumb bullshit that he did under Obama administration, the fake news media isn't going to cover that.
They're not going to cover that.
Okay?
Dot and Trump's election can be directly attributed to a man in a wheelchair.
No, it's not.
No, it's not just to me.
There's a bunch of people on the internets, dude.
A lot of these people are now being prosecuted and, you know, being tortured and thrown in jails and shit like that.
But I'm telling you this right now.
I think that Eric Holder is going to throw his hat into the presidency either before the end of the year or a little after.
And I'm telling you, the Democrats and the media are going to, they're going to put him on a pedestal because he's got like 40 years of so-called public service.
And that public service is in the Justice Department.
And that's what they're going to focus on.
He's got the experience.
He's an articulate black man, etc.
I personally believe Eric Holder, and I hear this from, you know, I got my ear to the ground out there in Washington, D.C.
I think it's going to happen here before the end of the year or after the beginning of the year.
He's going to throw his hat in there.
And I'm telling you, you all watch.
If he throws his hat in there, once again, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
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Anyway, let's go ahead and do some forum shout-outs.
Okay.
How about that?
Since everybody's all pissing and moaning, it's a Friday night.
We're all kicking it here anyway.
I don't know why everybody's bitching.
But let me show you how to get the forum shout out.
Put the PC shot on, folks.
All right, here it is.
You want to go to ghost.report.
That's my official website.
You just go to your goddamn browser.
You type in here, right?
Ghost.report.
Okay.
Once you get there, you want to go ahead and put the click the ghost forum.
You click the ghost forum post like this.
And then once you do, you're going to see the ghost show, which is one of the main topics here.
And there it is.
That's the main thread that we're going to be posting shout outs.
And I'm going to be giving shout-outs right here.
Episode 109, shout-outs, Baller Friday.
And fuck you, Edgar Crimson.
I can tell you that right now, trying to make Trump into a brony.
But that's where you'll be.
Oh, man, that burger looks good.
Look at that What Look at that Waterburger, baby.
Anyway, once you're there, you can go ahead and post a few things if you want me to go ahead and give you a damn shout out.
Now, there's no guarantee I'm going to get through all these because there's already 13 different pages of shout outs already.
So let me go ahead and get to forum shout outs right now.
All right, let's go ahead and get to this.
Who the hell is this?
We've got Kino Soft, GX, excuse me, Wheelchair Midget Hambone.
Shout outs to, all right, you get it.
And what is this?
Oh no, Xi Ji Ping lost his hair.
Can you help him find it?
What the hell does this mean?
And oh God, Mini Wheat, what are you doing at the Nuremberg trials?
I don't understand.
I don't understand what the hell that means.
Diabetes.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Here's Bob Tom.
What is this?
Mother, I really don't like the red soup.
Be quiet, child.
We get it just once a month.
You'd think my son would be happy that daddy got him brand new trampoline.
What the fuck is this?
And of course, look at this.
This is some brony shit.
I'm glad I didn't even fucking continue on reading it.
We've got Green Pill Gary.
Hitler was a Mohammedist who stated Germany should have been Islamic.
Christian is a plague of Europe.
Christianity, are you shitting me?
He directly funded Arab nationalism and allied with the Middle East.
Hamas in Palestine directly states the Nazis are their inspiration.
Are you kidding me?
That doesn't even make any sense.
That doesn't make any sense.
All right.
XWF 1000.
GX.
Cheers, Ghost, for doing a Baller Friday.
Was shocked that you have returned to YouTube.
Not sure if you saw Duvadu's post on the forums, but I do agree with his idea thought.
Also, Ghost, my favorite memory of you is when you and the engineer were giving away autographs and had, I've got both of them.
It was funny to hear autograph wars.
Man, should we bring back the autograph wars?
I don't know.
Maybe we'll bring back the autograph wars.
I still love those autographs.
Save them.
Unlike those dumb trolls who'd burn them.
And yeah, I know, dude.
I know.
Thank you very much.
XWF 1000.
Thank you very much.
Here's Doki Doki Ghad.
GX, I'm sure, well, excuse me, I'm pretty happy about the fact the Cowboys won't be making the super.
Fuck you.
All right, what is this?
Any female born after 1993 can't cook.
I think that's true.
All they know is McDonald's.
Charge they phone.
Twerk.
Be bisexual.
Eat hot chips.
That's funny, dude.
Woman accusing me of sexism.
Me wondering why the dishwasher is yelling.
Oh, dude.
All right.
Look, I'm not reading this last one.
This looks like a conquistador.
And yeah, we get it.
All right, we've got Iraq Fage, GX in the chat room, my fellow Americans.
Anyway, I have a serious issue.
Ghost is pushing for freedom of Hong Kong and he's censoring and shit.
Well, he's against censoring and shit.
But what about the engineer?
NG is being held against his will.
He can't speak.
He's just like the people of Hong Kong.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Engineer isn't like the people of Hong Kong.
He's got a fucking job.
I'm paying him.
I'm paying him for Christ's sake.
And when I pay somebody, I want somebody to do a good fucking job.
And the engineer's been doing a great job.
He's just been doing his fucking job and shutting his fucking mouth.
Isn't that right, engineer?
You see what I'm saying?
Great fucking job.
Who is this?
Raptorade.
GX, hope you're having a wacky baller Friday.
Plus, I made...
Okay, here we go.
More fan art.
Yeah, look at this.
Adolph.
Is that like the autism puzzle?
Fuck you, dude.
What was this?
A pink?
All right.
Look, shut up, dude.
All right, we get it.
Bond Dayton, welcome back to YouTube.
Ghost, I'll fuck anyone.
Yeah, fuck you, Bond Dayton.
And look, here's Flamin' Creations, dude.
GX glove building has become stressful.
Jesus Christ.
So I decided to hire an employee to help with some of the more tedious work, but I'm thinking of firing him because his work ethics.
Thank you for another great show.
Look at this Chucky.
It's a fucking Chucky doll.
And let me tell you, those goddamn little Nightmare on Elm Street gloves, that looks awesome, dude.
I mean, especially with the real blades and shit.
That looks awesome.
And I hate what they've done to Chucky.
Have you seen the new Chucky?
What the fuck did they do to Chucky, man?
I mean, come on.
I like Chucky.
I like the original Chuckies.
I like the seed of Chucky.
I like the bride of Chucky.
Those are funny Chuckies, dude.
I liked them.
Anyway, let's go to Duva Dude.
Hey, Ghost, last show you were talking about vaping, and I'm not sure if you saw it or not, but these vaping deaths, false flags, false flags, were caused by fake weed and meth vapes from China.
But all I'm thinking is you don't see any brothers dying from this.
You know who don't do that?
Dude, come.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, I don't know if there has been any black folks that have died of vape lung diseases.
I don't know that's very interesting assessment, duva dude.
Edgar Crimson, Happy Baller Friday.
Hold on.
Why is this on the third tip?
Why are we here?
Wait a minute.
Go back.
Go back.
What the hell happened?
Here, I got to go to two here.
I got to go to two for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
Here we got the happy merchant.
GX, we should fight the fake news media.
They're doing whatever they can to take down Trump.
They did it in Israel with Bibsy, and it worked for them.
We have to fight.
No kidding, we have to fight.
No kidding, we have to fight.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Top three.
Top was three years ago.
A lot has changed.
What is this?
Oh, that sucks, dude.
Come on, man.
Oh, dude.
I don't even want to say what that means.
Oh, look at this.
Look at Pootie Pooh.
Huh, look at old Putin over here, huh?
Huh, Ove.
Go avolt.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got Ghost Palin 2020.
GX, Happy Baller Fried Egg.
You put a fried egg in my old avatar.
Is that a fried egg?
That's great, you idiot.
Beamar 896.
Is that real Be Mar?
Hey, ghost.
Glad you're back on YouTube.
Hope you watch and enjoy the third collab.
No hard feelings.
Take care.
What is this?
Blacks don't get vape lung because they use menthols to clean that shit out.
Is that true for Christ's sake?
Because, I mean, I'm not trying to be any kind of stereotypical or assume anything, but I mean, it is kind of synonymous that black folks do consume menthol, specifically new ports.
So is that for real?
That's actually an interesting, that's interesting.
Anyway, let's Beamar here, and what is this?
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude, Beamar, what the fuck, dude?
What is this?
Mr. Meatballs GX.
And what is this?
People from Texas be like having a football team worth the shit.
Yelling, throwing cans around, being great value brand info.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
That.
Fucking Alex Jones asshole rips me off.
I'm going to be honest, man.
Fucking guy's been ripping me off for 12 fucking years and I'm tired of it.
And what the hell is this?
All furries are man children.
GX ghost has been letting it hit the brain ever since Viet fucking Nam.
This is an illustration that depicts a young ghost back in his 20s experimenting with wacky tobaki.
Let me see this.
Fuck you.
I don't even know what to say about this.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
And not to mention Froppy TSU.
That after the talk with the engineer made me depressed, ribbit.
All right.
This is a stupid me.
Whoever the fuck you are, you're an idiot.
Anarcho-Canadian GX Brexit needs to happen.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see this.
It needs to happen, but are these people going to raise up and do some shit about it?
I don't think so, man.
That's what's sad.
And there's Esrio Kecker.
I'm not even going to read what you said there.
All right.
All right.
Fuck you.
And I know what you mean.
I got a fucking little rainbow boa.
Yeah, fuck off.
We've got Rump Tower Security Desk.
GX, Happy Baller Friday, Drunkler.
Now for a little Friday night malarkey.
Did you hear about the landscaper who liked to carve offensive stuff into his customers' bushes?
No, I didn't hear about that.
He's a real hedge lord.
Oh, Jesus.
Also took a trip to the woodshed today.
Not a bad little store.
Incidentally, I have no idea you also ran sports broadcasting in Pittsburgh.
What the fuck is it?
You think that I'm that like a fat bastard like that?
And what is this?
This is a real store?
Uncle Joe's woodshed.
Uncle Joe's woodshed.
Real funny, for Christ's sake.
Hail go slur.
Dude, don't do that.
Don't do that again, X drag, you piece of shit.
GX, Happy Baller Friday.
Remember when we could go a whole episode without the same random idiot saying the N-word?
Feels like ancient history nowadays.
Well, you know, I don't know what the hell you mean by that, but cheers.
Here's his Besmirch the Merch, JX.
Oh, you son of a bit.
That's a fucking horrible clocking, for Christ's sake.
That's a horrible clocking.
And fuck you, Esriel Kecker, you fucking idiot.
TX history teacher, GX, Trump Albin 2020.
Who says Republicans and Democrats can't get along?
Oh, it's a bunch of fucking downs.
It's a bunch of downs people.
Here's Dessey.
What up, main GX?
I know you're a fan of Sega Dreamcast.
So here's a picture of a Sega Dreamcast development kit.
I'd share an image of my original Xbox debug kit that I have recently acquired, but I know that's not as exciting since you're not an Xbox fan.
Maybe someday I'll attempt at a Sega Dreamcast development kit.
If not, I'll probably settle for a regular Dreamcast since I never owned one and grew up with a PlayStation 1.
Is this the development kit?
Look at that shit, huh?
And let me tell you, Dreamcast, the most underrated gaming system of all time.
It's the last gaming system I ever purchased.
All right.
Here's Captain Hook.
Hey, Ghost GX.
What the hell is this?
Technical perfection can only create boredom because it only reproduces nature.
Why the hell would anyone go into a movie when they can go have the real thing?
Yeah, no shit.
So imitating nature can only lead to the death of an art form.
Deep, dude, that's fucking deep, dude.
Thank you, Captain Hook.
Mr. Nagy Generation GX.
Man, what a horrible thing to do about Teneman Square.
That's Teneman Square, by the way, and put some anime bullshit.
Here's Raptor 4 GX Ghosty.
By the way, I think that it should be sick doing just no interruption political talk.
Shows like you did on Wednesday on YouTube for the Monday and Wednesday shows.
Then go on to Vaughan on Friday and Saturdays for video donos.
Just a thought so you don't kill yourself for six shows.
It's an idea, man.
We'll see what's up.
Thank you, Raptor 4.
What is this?
The most memorable moments of life are the ones you never planned.
What the hell is this?
Is that a pregnant Pikachu?
All right, dude.
I don't even want to know.
Yo, little ghosty.
Hey, Ghost, no trolling today.
Just wanted to say I went to the Trump rally in Dallas with my dad and one of his buddies.
And although I didn't get a seat, it was still an awesome experience.
No shit.
Here's to Trump winning 2020 is right.
You're damn right.
Who is this?
Dehydrated Lone Star State.
Texas getting ready for Texas and Fuego 2.0.
Go shove it up your ass for even thinking that, you son of a bitch, man.
Seriously, man.
Why do you want the worst for Texas?
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And what is it?
And look at him, engineer.
They're laughing.
All right, whatever.
Corsair I-169.
Now that I know you like Linus tips, he helps with your gay research.
Is this really Linus, dude?
Why would you do that?
Why would you even show yourself like that unless you want to take it up the pooper?
Who else we got?
We got Ex Ghostion.
In me for Ghost doesn't look at the views and he ends up watching Snakes videos.
Shout out to, look, hey, Ex Ghostion, you're supposed to be one of my goddamn blacks for Christ's sake.
And what the hell is this?
What the hell is it?
I don't even made a flashlight last night.
Oh, dude.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
We get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
We get it, Ex Ghostion.
What is this?
Mom G Inaruba Archie, whatever the hell it is.
Happy Baller Friday.
No paint today.
Celebrating with the good stuff.
Rubbing alcohol.
Jesus Christ.
Here's System 23.
Can we get a GX and an EX in the chat?
I'm shooting burls.
Is that supposed to be me?
Some fat purdo or some shit?
All right.
Here it is.
We've got Mr. Japanese feeder, GX, Happy Baller Friday, and welcome back to YouTube question.
What do you think about Russian YouTubers?
Well, as long as, you know, I don't know.
Look, I just particularly wouldn't befriend any Russian because, you know, they're a throwback in evolution as far as I'm concerned.
They're mouth breathers.
They drink copious amounts of vodka.
These are the same people that brought us serfdom.
Okay, so that's why, you know, I'm just saying.
Enos Turtle, GX.
All right, he obviously is some pro My Little Pony asshole.
And look at all the thumbs down on the My Little Pony shit.
You're goddamn right.
Here's Mr. Person.
Check this out.
Grand Theft Auto San Hambonio.
Are you serious?
Oh, no.
It's a fake.
Look at this shit.
And what the hell is this merchant?
All right.
Never mind.
I don't even want to know, dude.
Fuck you.
Fuck you two.
And what is this?
Barbara Specter?
I don't even, dude, this is.
Dude, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Gay porno studio under fire for using a diggerdoo as a dilt.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I don't want to, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to do it.
Widow killer.
GX ghost thought you could use a good laugh.
What is this?
This is insensitive.
Racist.
Inappropriate.
The Democratic presidential frontrunner.
No kidding, Pocahontas.
No kidding.
The hypocrisy of the left right there in a drawing form right there.
No shit.
And what is this?
Oh, dude.
Elijah Cummings.
Damn, it's hot down here.
And John McCain.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
That's fucked up, dude.
That is horrible for Christ.
Oh, look at this.
Winnie the Pooh, China.
All right.
Literally giving it to LeBron James.
Let me tell you something.
I can't believe LeBron James.
You already heard my comments on that on the last show.
This guy should be booed.
He should have tomatoes thrown at him.
He is a piece of trash.
He should be forced to move to China since he wants to fall under their category.
And what is this?
The face you make when a liberal says a bunch of rednecks don't stand a chance against a tyrannical military.
All right.
We get it.
We get it.
What is this?
Bathrobe Dwayne GX.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
It's talking.
It's talking, Mary.
The tree's talking.
K. Koi Kankai.
I have no idea what the hell that means.
Here's Giga Chad.
What's up, bro?
Racism, white nationalism?
Not cool, bro.
I don't do that.
Now, sexism, on the other hand, and this is Giga Chad.
Is this a new meme coming out?
And what is this?
R-Master GX Ban All Bronies.
Kermit makes the mistake of letting Bill Cosby into Sesame Street.
And the old black comedian proceeds to rape everyone inside.
Dude, come on, man.
You got to put the pudding into the vagina and you get the pudding.
Whatever.
All right.
Look, I don't want to.
Enough.
Enough of this.
We get it.
This is horrible.
Whale donations, $18.66.
Hey, ghost, I hope that you're having a good Baller Friday.
I hope to see you stay on Vaughn because many of my donations are very funny.
LOL.
We're going to be on Vaughn tomorrow.
Okay.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
Irish Calzone GX.
I hope these tickle your funny bone.
What the hell is this?
I'm not going to read all that shit.
I'm going to read all that.
And what is this?
Sonic imagery?
All right.
I'm not reading these, dude.
All right.
We can read them later.
Happy Baller Friday from Distilling.
I'm working a 26-hour wrangling shift again.
Can you give me your best Steve Irwin impression to get through this horse shit?
Cheers, man.
VB in the chat, you cunts.
And look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
He's got this on his.
He's got this on his dash.
You know, you go fucking VB in the morning.
You fucking cunts.
Anyway, let's do a little crocodile hunt.
A little Steve Irwin.
All right, here it is.
All right.
Oh, Crikey.
I'm sitting here and we've got a crocodile right over there.
And what we're going to do is go sneak up on the crawl, get it by its tail, and stick it straight up my ass.
Anyway, we've got Royal Canadian Thought Police.
Yo, Ghost just got off a 42-hour shift.
These thoughts are getting out of hand, but the RCTP can handle them.
All right, what is this?
These are the thoughts.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
Well, that's the new Canadian, isn't it?
I mean, you guys got a chic running for prime minister.
No offense.
All right.
There's Gas Juice.
What is this, GX?
You wheelchair Jew.
Found a meme that describes you.
20-year-old Coomer.
Here we go with the fucking Coomer again, dude.
Here we go with the goddamn Coomer shit again.
All right, look, that's real kecker.
I'm banning your ass because you're a fucking spamming piece of little fucking garbage shit.
And there's Twilly Atkins, GX in the chat.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
Hope you're having a great show.
Cheers to you and Mrs. Ghost, the engineer of the inner circle.
I'll be listening in and sipping on Chivis Regal 38-year scotch.
Holy shit.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
38-year-aged fucking Chivis Regal Scotch, dude.
You have got to be kidding me.
You have got to be kidding me, man.
That's got to be worth at least, I would say at least $3,000 to $4,000.
Maybe, I don't know.
Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I don't know.
That's unbelievable, dude.
That is badass.
That is unbelievable.
No kidding.
All right, go ahead and take it off here.
We've got Anime Dude, GX.
You didn't tell us you had a second job.
Gnarly Head.
Gnarly Head.
And they put, all right, fuck off.
We've got Danger Dan.
Happy Baller Friday to everyone.
Greetings from your favorite Nicaraguan.
Oh, it's a Nicaraguan.
Danger Dan's a Nicaraguan.
Gay person, yes, I'm gay.
Yes, I live in Iran.
We exist.
And what is this?
What the fuck, ghost?
What do you mean, what the fuck, ghost?
What about it?
The Sonic Comet showed you had Sonic inserting Tails head into your ass.
Are you trying to get banned from YouTube?
Well, we skipped over it, so go suck a cockwood, you piece of shit.
All right, let's go ahead and continue here.
We got, here's this, the gay person, and the Iranian government that said not for long.
Oh, God, that's horrible.
We've got four out of five people enjoying gang beatings.
Okay, I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
SpongeBob Temple.
All right, I don't even want to know, man.
John Doe in here.
GX Ghostler, why didn't you bring on Sargon on to the Ghost Show, Alex?
I didn't even realize that even Alex Jones brought on Sargon of a cod.
That's very interesting.
Moonman President, stay back on Vaughn Ghost.
Fuck YouTube.
Don't be a cuck.
Alex would never bow to YouTube.
I go, fuck off.
Here's Mr. BN King.
What up, man?
Hey, ghost.
Happy Baller Friday.
Last night I went out to attend Trump's rally in Dallas.
Oh, shit.
Dare I say it was the best night ever.
The crowd was packed and the venue was electrifying.
Unlike I've ever seen it felt just like 2016 again.
Trump gave another great speech and I'm glad to be a part of an American and to be I'm proud to be a American geez I can't even fucking read.
I'm glad to be a part to be an American and will go again to attend his rallies if he ever comes back to Texas next year.
Cheers Trump 2020.
Let's see what the hell.
Man, look at that.
Huh?
Look at that pact.
Look at that support the president has in Texas, baby.
Look at that support.
That's Texas.
I'm telling you, Trump country, baby.
Trump country.
Let's take a look at some more shit.
This is when he came out.
This is when the president came out.
Damn right.
That's my president right there, baby.
All right?
That's my president right there.
This man, okay?
This man is the modern day George Washington.
He is pro-Americana.
He has made America an economic superpower once again.
He has preserved the sovereignty of America.
And it's because of him we're not submitting to the globalists.
I love this man.
I'm telling you.
I would follow that man into hell.
Let's continue here.
Who else do we got here?
Oh, look at that.
That's a nice picture.
That's a nice picture of Trump, baby.
That's a nice picture of Trump.
And look at this.
Look at that.
Look at that.
There's Ted Cruz.
El Errato.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, BN King went up to him with a true capitalist radio hoodie.
That probably shocked a living be Jesus out of El Urato.
He remembers leave him Heidi, dude.
He remembers that for Christ's sake.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Man, cheers to Mr. BN King on that one, man.
That's gangster.
That is gangster, man.
Anyway, we got, thank you once again, BN King.
Not even joking.
Daniel Warren, GXN, open borders for China, free Hong Kong.
Yeah, no kidding.
No kidding.
Why do these refugees go to Europe?
Because China is too xenophobic to accept them.
Open borders for China.
That sounds like a pretty good little troll political tool there, right?
All right, let's go ahead.
Open borders for China.
And we already said that guy.
A friendly medic.
Is that supposed to be the Israeli flag?
Death by Bacon.
ESPN reporting that Longhorns have recruited top quarterback for 2020.
Things are looking up.
Is this supposed to be the quarterback, you piece of shit?
I'm getting tired of these, dude.
These are fucking starting to really piss me off.
Although I do want a Waterburger for some fucking reason.
I do want a Waterburger now.
I'll tell you that right now.
We've got Mark Rakelmy.
Hey, ghost, I'm having a party with my parents, and I was watching a Halloween stories with my friends on my phone.
So have a great night, GX.
Cheers.
Happy Baller Friday.
Mr. Person.
Oh, dude.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
You're a sick son of a bitch, dude.
All right.
N-Wordled.
There's N-Wordle.
What the hell is that?
Oh, dude.
I'm not saying that.
All right.
Here's Cochino, GX up ghost.
Here's Codeine X Bryant.
Oh.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Ricardo Milo.
Ah, dude, come on, man.
How ghost does gay research?
That's fucking disgusting, man.
You're a piece of shit.
Bill Belichick, your daily reminder that the cowboys suck and are on a three-game losing streak.
I know.
I know, asshole.
We've got Barry Blackberry.
I love these two books, and you should read it to us, Dusty.
Hansi, the girl who loved the swastika.
What the fuck?
And Pride.
What the hell is this?
Is it a gay comic?
Are you shitting me?
It's got like all the fucking quintessential like gay character.
There's a bear.
You know, there's the pause hole with his bald head.
Dude, this is, come on, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Lightning note, GX, if you don't mind, a lot of people would rather have Radio Graffiti earlier than very late.
Thank you and Happy Baller Friday.
They want Radio Graffiti early.
Maybe we'll true.
Maybe we'll do that.
Who knows?
Here's Keem Scares.
Oh, dude, Jesus Christ.
I should fucking, you know what, Keem Scares, you should be kicked out for that shit.
I'm fucking tired of you anyway.
You're a dumb fucking piece of shit.
There's Admiral.
GX, shout outs to Dark Me Magician Girl, Ard Hammond.
Who else we got?
Fuck you in your shout outs.
What am I talking about?
Jews for Trump.
Trayvon Martin.
Trayvon Martini?
Oh, come on, man.
A Trayvon Martini!
All right, dude.
I've had about enough of this shit, dude.
Announette, a rare footage of Ghost getting angry at Templeton for trying to shit on the carpet.
Magician Eyes Ghost Market GX00:15:50
Oh, dude, give me a break, man.
I'm getting tired.
I'm going to cut these short, dude.
Cutting myself laughing.
Ghost, own up to all the disasters you caused.
I haven't caused any of this shit.
I don't know.
Maybe the anime thing is some meme magic.
I'll be honest with you, the anime thing is, maybe that's some me magic shit, but I didn't cause that.
Yannick Langer, hope you're having an amazing Bowler Friday, Ghost.
I wasn't able to make it for most of your recent shows, but back.
But be back, baby.
I don't blame you, man.
Don't worry about it, man.
If you're working, if you're doing your Thea thing, just make sure to listen to us, whether it's live or in the archive.
We've got Tijuana Genius, Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday.
We've got Black Frost.
Thank you very much for all the donos, baby.
GX, enjoy the 35.
No, cheers to you on that for today's show.
Hopefully looking to continue donations at another time.
Trump 2020.
You're damn right.
All right, no more bullshit.
Trump 2020.
And here's Communist for Trump.
GX, Happy Baller Friday.
And what is this?
What are these?
Oh, fuck, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
When the hell are you assholes are going to stop bitching about boomers and take personal responsibility for your own shit?
Here's one MM machine.
GX, do you think the U.S. government should take back Indian reservations since most natives today are mostly junkies and hipsters trying to get them entitlements?
You know, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a very touchy issue.
I think it's more complicated than me talking about it for about 10 seconds.
Here's Mrs. Gostini.
Happy Baller Friday, Daddy.
Oh, my God, dude.
Jesus.
I can't.
I can barely do anymore, man.
There's Gizmo2046.
GX for best host on YouTube, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that, man.
The Banana Man.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost, GX.
We've got Star Platinum.
GX, Happy Baller Friday.
I'm working all weekend, but wanted to stop in and say I'm taking a swig of beer for the working man.
You're damn right, Star Platinum.
We got Moosey Goosey, GX, Dusty Old Bones, and no wonder the Western society's educational system is fucked.
is oh jesus wait this is an actual this is an Oh, my God, dude.
I don't even know what to say about it.
I don't know what to say about that.
I mean, this is America now, dude.
I mean, I find it ironic that you can't say a prayer before you go into a high school football game, and yet we allow this kind of dress into public education.
I mean, isn't this kind of public education, or excuse me, this kind of dress for public education infringing that line between church and state?
I mean, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, Poindexter Rose 15.
GX, Happy Bowler Friday.
And that's a Trump quote.
Thank you very much, man.
I'm not reading this.
Dude, this is sick.
Dude, this is this is you're a sick bastard.
And look, that's supposed to be a penis or something.
That's how long is this shit?
Is that super male vitality, you piece of shit?
That's a super male vitality.
Is that a weenie or some shit?
Dude, I don't even want to know.
Dude, this is sick.
How long?
Get this shit out of here.
Jesus Christ, Sup Ghost, Odd Eyes, Magician, screenshot.
Screenshot to select your waifu.
Are you shitting me?
This is an actual meme.
Perverted, excuse me, pervert band kick.
Hey, ghost, go to jail.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
Tyler 225905.
Ah, dude, what the fuck?
Oh, God.
Miss a K. Hey, Dusty, the Japs have made visual novel about you.
Are you serious?
What is this?
Over one year after the death of his wife, a sudden temptation, unable to endure that sweet voice, the protagonist lays his hands on his daughter.
Dude, shut up, you fucking sick bastard.
And there's Spermy the cat.
Hey, y'all remember that?
Somebody hooked it up one Halloween and hooked it up with the old avatar.
I remember that very vividly, baby.
Very vividly.
All right, who else do we got here?
We've got Impotent Ghost made a new logo for you for Millennial Radio.
No shit.
Fucking stupid millennials.
All right, PSN Parker place.
Good shit tonight.
True Coomer Radio.
Who the fuck did this?
Who the fuck did that, man?
Anal Sausages drinking some arrogant bastard ale and loving the Baller Friday edition of the show.
Cheers, ghost.
Thank you, man.
Emma Nazi.
Fuck you.
Is that Dark Me Magician Girl?
That better not be that bitch.
And what is this?
Coomb.
What the fuck is up with this Coomber fucking shit, man?
And what is it?
Seriously, Samsung, snake up the ass videos in a nutshell.
Is he taking it up the ass?
Writing the all right.
We get it, you idiot.
All right.
What is this?
Israelis are also.
I try to recreate the fourth Reich, just like you said.
Hail Ghostler.
Wait a minute.
I didn't say anything like that.
What are you talking about?
The Fourth Reich.
This is that, dude, that's horrible.
I don't condone any of this stuff.
Let's just move on.
Notice me, Ghosty GXDX.
Tom Ghost Dusty.
Thomas Ghost Dusty.
Jesus Christ.
Happy Coomer Friday.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Wheels of Redemption.
That's fucking great.
Fucking Coomer.
There's Tim McCrab.
Coom got a blast.
Dude, what the fuck is up with this Coomer shit, man?
I'm tired of it.
There's CSX Railfan2GX, your daily reminder to represent your president.
You're goddamn right, Trump 2020, boys.
Don't you ever fucking forget it.
We've got Pettus.
I made a fancy GX ghost.
Yeah, that's a GX like a sir, huh?
We've got Ghetto Ghost.
Oh, dude, how dare you do that shit, dude?
How fucking dare you?
Some kind of broke back mountain with me and fucking Alex Jones.
We've got John F210.
What's up, ghost?
How you doing, man?
Fizzy Allison, GX wheels.
And what the fuck is this shit?
I sucked a crotch rocket once and it was great.
Let me tell you why.
You fucking piece of shit.
That's not what I wrote.
You dumb, dirty fucking cyber slut.
That's not what the fuck I wrote.
We've got Colonel Transisco, GX up, ghost.
We got Bonzie Buddy.
Hey, Dusty, is your wife still getting double dipped by the neighbor?
What the fuck are you talking about, you piece of shit?
Did you actually do this shit?
Did you actually do this fucking shit, you piece of crap?
I don't want to talk about the double dipping story.
I'll tell you that right now, all right?
And what the hell is this?
The Coomer, Sunburst Unicorn.
Oh, his right hand's all built because he's always cooming and jerking.
Yeah, we get it, you son of a bitch.
And what is leaked photo of Dusty and his wife?
Spermy the butt hamster, you piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
Here's Noble Savage.
Stuff has been written about Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein lately.
Very interesting.
And yeah, look at that.
There's Bill Gates right there with Jeffrey Epstein, huh?
How come we're not talking about Bill Gates being so close to Epstein?
Isn't that Larry Summers, the economic advisor to Barack Obama as well?
Very, very interesting what we have here.
Thank you very much there, Noble Savage.
I appreciate it.
Eric Wolf99, GX, thanks for the good show.
Ghosts so much better without the barrage of video donos.
We got Incognito.
Hey, Ghost, I'm enjoying your show while eating chicken tendies and a cold pop.
Good job.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Legacy Zero.
Hey, Ghost GX, the Congress sent a letter to Blizzard.
I think you should read it.
I'll read it later.
Yeah, there's the, what is that?
Is that the fucking, that one guy that's always selling us that fucking putty that's supposed to stop every leak and shit?
Crazy YouTube Ninja.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up, dude?
Here's Transisco.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at that.
Is that a real floating liberty that's gold?
That's pretty good, man.
Pretty goddamn good.
LegoFan421GX, happy or Hurley Howl's Eve.
There it is.
I don't know.
That's pretty lame, but cheers to you, man.
Recycle Bin 7-Eleven GX.
No one can live on $7 per hour, so we must raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour and then tax those people at 50% so they left with $7 an hour.
I mean, no shit, man.
No fucking shit.
Jesus Christ, that's great.
That's great.
Anyway, 210 Radio Graffiti.
GX, hey there, Ghost.
Great new format you have.
You think you can kick out Riley the Welch tard?
He called you a scammer.
He said you have no balls and like some horrible Mario Crank Yankers parody.
All right, we'll consider it.
We've got Jackler with a GX.
Look at that.
Another GX like a sure.
Juicy Giblet barely made it for the show tonight.
Cheers.
Make America great again.
You're damn right, boy, even though it's an anime Trump or whatever the hell that is.
We've got Edgar Crimson, and I don't know about the Brony Trump.
Olive Yaklov, cheers, Ghost GX mate.
Woo!
We've got Khabib Nagamarov.
I'm a really bad guy for being against this.
And what is this?
Hold on, what is he saying?
The sole purpose of non-Jews is to serve Jews.
They will work.
They will plow.
They will reap.
And we will sit like an Effendi and eat.
That is why the Gen tiles are created.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
Come on.
We've got Ann and Noll.
I'm going to start gaming.
Oh, geez.
Are you kidding me?
Are you dressing up like, geez?
Oh, God.
Same people that wear a fucking helmet while playing Dota.
We've got Red Eyes Black Dragon.
GX.
What up, Ghost?
Happy Baller Friday.
We've got Cruising USA, GX.
And what is this?
Put the PC shot on.
At all family income levels, there is a persisting racial gap in the SATs.
Okay, I don't understand what does that mean, the racial gap.
I don't understand what the fuck that means.
Anyway, Pwnoperty X, GX, Ghost, this is what I was talking about.
Your Radio Graffiti shirt is still available on Teespring.
But when you go to Ghost.market isn't listed, here's the link.
Hold on.
I mean, I don't know what's going on with that link.
Let me try to do something here.
Let me put this off here real quick.
Let me see if Ghost.market isn't doing its thing here.
All right, let me see this.
Is Ghost.market going to pull up?
I don't know what's going on.
I've got Ghost.market forwarded to a Teespring thing.
And for whatever reason, I don't know what's going on.
But the server that I have, the domain name server, is not working properly.
So I got to fucking really look into that shit.
So thank you, Pony Operty X.
I appreciate it.
We've got Yo Little Ghosty found this in Dallas, by the way.
Dallas's inner circle.
Yeah, really, really funny, man.
Sugarbutt Sunburst, Sup Ghost's 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, you horny toad.
Gas and juice.
I already said that, guys.
I already talked about that, guys.
I already said your name.
I already said Bob Tom.
Mr. Marieep, and there's the Coomer.
All right, 20-year-old Troomer.
There's Boat GX.
There's Baca Survivor, GayX.
Ghost 213 and his blacks going to go pick up some free burgers with some coupons.
Are you kidding me?
Somebody made a McDonald's themed car.
All right.
What is this?
Suck Duck for Quack.
Ghost, I've been smoking some jilli bean, and I swear it sends me through a time vortex.
Some good ass weed, 420, my N-word.
GX for life, my N-word.
Here's Art Hammond.
Hey, Ghost.
I know you were thinking about bringing back True Capitalist Radio, but I figured maybe have a three-hour session of True Capitalist Radio on the days you do a show and have a regular ghost show on the ordinary days.
Anyways, I don't really have anything special, but welcome back to YouTube.
I'd recommend maybe juggling between Vaughn and YouTube and announce on YouTube and on ghost.report when you're going to be using Vaughn.
It's always great to have you back streaming.
It's always great to have backup streaming services.
Cheers.
And also, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
And this is supposed to be me and Mrs. Ghost, you asshole?
Fucking idiot.
All right, what a burger.
Please do not endorse our brand.
Fuck you for Christ's sake.
Please don't endorse my brand.
You're fucking advertising on my blog.
And there's Keemscares.
Sorry.
Yeah, fuck you, Keemscares.
You're a piece of shit.
All right, that's it.
That was the last of the forum shout-outs out there for all the folks that were tuning in.
All right.
It is 1.50 a.m.
1.50 a.m. on a Baller Friday up in here.
Been broadcasting for five hours and 14 minutes.
So, what I'm going to do here is, is I'm going to leave you guys with something to watch here.
I got to leave you guys with something to watch or listen to or something.
And once I do that, I am going to take a break.
I'm going to, you know, drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage up in here and also going to set up for Radio Graffiti over here, okay?
Now, I don't know how long Radio Graffiti is going to be, but we're going to go ahead and play.
We're going to play it by ear and see what the hell Radio Graffiti has in store or what we're going to do here.
So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you with a little bit of a comedian that I really do appreciate and I like his stuff.
So, because I'm playing this on my show, I am doing so with the intention of promoting this guy.
I think this guy's a pretty funny guy.
I've been listening to him for almost 20 years.
I'm talking about Nick DePaulo.
Nick DePaulo.
Okay, that's what we're going to do here.
I would like for y'all to listen to Nick DePaulo's reaction to Elijah Cummings' passing.
Okay.
Nick DePaulo Elijah Cummings Passing00:06:01
And when I come back, we're going to go ahead and do Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake.
So, don't go anywhere, okay?
You're just going to be listening to Nick DePaulo here for just a few minutes here.
And then, when we come back, radio goddamn graffiti.
And then I got to get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Then I got to get the hell out of here because I got to do a show tomorrow.
I've got to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow and conducting all kinds of internet tomfoolery.
And I'm probably going to be up for about six or seven hours on that show tomorrow.
So, once again, I am having the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time on vaughan.live/slash ghostpolitics one.
Or you can get to there by going to my website, ghost.report.
Anyway, let's go ahead and play this.
I'll be right back when I come back, Radio Graffiti.
Play it, baby.
Nick DePaulo.
Became a very angry partisan hack, as they say.
And we'll make him out to be an A.
We actually have a clip of him doing some work.
What does that mean when a child sitting in their own feces?
It means he shit his pants.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I like that about him.
What's that about?
None of us would have our children in that position.
No, they'd be out in the street shooting each other at 3 a.m.
You're that about, man.
Come on, man.
He's talking to him like he's in a locker room after a seventh game victory.
Come on, man.
What's that about?
What's going on today?
Hey, famous person died.
Powerful Democrat, Congressman Elijah Cummings has, well, he's taken the dirt nap, as they would say.
And I don't know what to say about this other than bye-bye.
Not a big fan.
Doesn't mean I can't appreciate what this guy accomplished.
He was like a sharecropper's son or whatever.
And he faced real, probably, racism and whatnot in the South or Vermont, wherever he grew up.
And yeah, ShareCropper's son rose to become the powerful chairman of one of the U.S. House Committee's leading impeachment inquiries of President Trump.
He died Thursday of complications.
They found him in his bed.
Trump had his hands around his neck and was bitch slapping him.
No, he had health issues, apparently.
68.
I thought he was 168.
This guy looks like a basset hound who did Coke for 45 years.
But he was, as they say, a formidable orator, who passionately advocated for the poor in his black majority district.
I'll argue with that.
He ran Baltimore, and I'd say he didn't fucking passionate, which encompasses a large portion, they say, of Baltimore as well as this well-to-do suburbs.
But come on, you can't.
I'm sorry, I'm not giving him props on Baltimore.
Cummings led multiple investigations of the president governmental dealings, including probes in 2019 relating to the president's family members serving in the White House, which I thought was out of line.
He turned into an old, bitter, partisan hack.
Doesn't mean, like I said, we can't appreciate what he accomplished.
Sure, he had a bunch of barriers and stuff.
But as he got older, he got meaner.
And I got a feeling he didn't like Whitey.
But how can you blame a guy at that age?
Cummings replied that government officials must stop making hateful incendiary comments that only serve to divide and distract the nation.
You're being a little bit of a hypocrite there.
That's all you did for the last 10, 15 years.
Distract the nation from its real problems, including mass shootings and white supremacy.
Is that who was killing the kids in Baltimore every weekend?
White supremacist.
You know, mass shootings go on in Baltimore.
Any more than four people, whatever.
So let's not kiss his ass too much.
Bye-bye.
Oh, cut it out.
Cummings was an early supporter of Barack Obama's.
No.
A black guy.
Really?
A 60-year-old black guy actually was a supporter of the first African-American.
You get the fuck out of here in 2008.
By 2016, Cummings was a senior Democrat on the House Benghazi Committee, another fucking farce.
So you're 0 for 2, which he said was nothing more than a taxpayer-funded effort to bring harm to Hillary Clinton's campaign.
See, that's where he loses me.
We all know that Hillary was full of shit.
And again, his partisanship, like most politicians, gets in the way.
So I say this to you.
Bye-bye.
Cummings was born 1950.
I can't believe.
I literally thought I was going to see 1926 or some shit.
1951?
Christ, I was 31 years old.
But listen to this.
This is some of the shit he faced.
In grade school, a counselor told Cummings he was too slow to learn and spoke poorly.
So I have that in common with him.
I was told that too.
And look at me.
I'm doing a show in the fucking attic of an office, making $11 a week.
He would never fulfill his dream of becoming a lawyer.
And you can't tell me that he probably didn't speak well or whatever.
People overcome things.
So let's not paint that white teacher who's been dead for a thousand years as a racist.
But he became a very angry partisan hack, as they say.
And we'll make it out to be an A.
We actually have a clip of him doing some work.
What does that mean when a child?
A child?
Sitting in their own feces.
It means he shit his pants.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I like that about him.
What's that about?
None of us would have our children in that position.
Radio Graffiti James Charles Ass00:15:50
No, they'd be out in the street shooting each other at 3 a.m.
You lying some.
What's that about, man?
Come on, man.
Let's talk to him like he's in a locker room after a seventh game victory.
Come on, man.
What's that about?
I like his passion.
I like his fire.
You know what I mean?
And again, rest in peace, sir.
I'll see you in hell.
I'm kidding.
It kind of reminded me of when Paterno died right after Sandusky.
Like this Baltimore stuff came out, and then he just passed away.
It was kind of like guilt.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, I hope you guys appreciated a little bit of Nick Napolo's, you know, his perspective on old Elijah Cummings.
I think that Elijah Cummings big fucking hypocrite, just like Nick DiPaolo had just said.
And not to mention, I like to, you know, want to promote a couple of people out here.
I'm going to, you know, whenever I go and, you know, set up a radio graffiti or take a break like that, I'm going to, you know, play some people.
I'm going to play some folks.
Whether you agree with them or disagree with them, I think that they're pertinent as it relates to the discourse of the politic that's happening in this country.
So, anyway, with that being said, I think it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call at that number right there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, you go ahead and push in that code 844-286 and the pounder hashtag key.
All right, however, you know it is.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
Now, all you got to do is just, when I call on your area code or when I call on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of some beer out here before we get to this because I want to say a preamble before I get to Radio Graffiti.
These people splice me saying things I've never said, and I want to put that on the record that if you hear something, and I'm going to tell you, Radio Graffiti assholes, this: if I hear nothing but a bunch of splices of me saying shit I never said, I'm getting the hell out of here, and I'm telling you all that right, goddamn now.
Give me my drink.
All right, hey, engineer, do we have any radio graffiti calls to be had?
All right, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, now, before we get to radio graffiti, I don't want to hear any Helen Keller deaf mutes, and I don't want Obama phones.
So, make sure to raise your levels to your phones to the highest capacity so we can hear your ass.
All right, so we can hear your ass.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
All right, who do we have here?
Who do we have?
How about we start off with anonymous radio graffiti?
Dude, this fucking idiot calls all the time and plays the same shithead, stupid, fucking weird, transgendered song for fuck's sake.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got uh Dusty's lenses, radio graffiti.
I see you, P radio graffiti.
Hey, you there, is your vision all dusty?
Are you struggling to read even the simplest of sentences?
We got dead red dead hunter.
Well, come on down to Dusty's lens work.
We have all kinds of glasses, big ones, small ones, double telescope coke model lenses.
Hell, we even got glasses for morbidly obese shackle goblins.
Dusty's lens work is located in the San Antonio Shackle Plaza, far from the NC Wonderland.
Restrictions of fly results may vary.
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
All right, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
If this is what the goddamn radio graffiti has in store, then I don't want to fucking hear this shit.
I don't want to hear this shit.
Jesus Christ, who do we got here?
We got, I'm moving on.
I'm not fucking ending it on that.
Who the hell is this?
How about Evil Dead the Musical Radio Graffiti?
What the fuck was that?
Your sister has turned into a dumping.
What the fuck was that?
Your girlfriend was a demon too.
What the fuck was that?
She just read my favorite Apple Crossy.
What the fuck was that?
I got some Shelly on my shoes.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What is that supposed to accomplish?
Oh, Christ.
All right, let's take it.
Let's get a number going on.
How about 336 radio graffiti?
Don't fucking.
I'm telling you, you fucking people in the chat room.
Don't talk shit to me.
I'm telling you, you people in the chat room.
Go Tigers!
Should I stay or should I go?
If I won't, there will be trouble.
If I don't, there will be trouble.
I just got that now.
Do I say or do I go?
Should I say or should I go?
I just freaking said that.
I just read.
I just said that shit.
What the fuck?
I just fucking said that shit!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Jesus fucking.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just freaking said that shit.
I just freaking said that shit like 30 minutes ago, for fuck's sake, man.
Holy shit.
You see?
You see why I hate this fucking radio graffiti garbage?
You know, this is why these assholes, these fucking little trolly, little fucking rodent teeth assholes.
That's why they're always like, I want radio graffiti.
I want a radio radio feature.
I want radio graffiti.
Meh, meh, man.
What the fuck?
I just fucking said that shit, man.
I just fucking said that.
Fucking hell.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about who the fuck is this?
Coomers for Ghost, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I smoke up, and I'm going to coomb to your granny since I coombed Mrs. Ghost and my sister last night.
Oh my God.
Granny, I love those wrinkly high tips of yours.
Oh, fuck.
Get this.
Get this fucking millennial out of here.
Get this fucking millennial out of here.
You're not whacking off to anybody female with that fucking Fruit Bowl voice.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what the hell kind of a Fruit Bowl voice?
You sound like you just came out of the goddamn ass of James Charles, for Christ's sake.
And you're sitting over here trying to claim that you're whacking off to my granny.
Get the hell out of here.
Fucking guy.
Oh my God.
Look at me.
I'm a coomer, and I sound like I just popped out of the anal passage of one of these makeup artists.
All right, let's move on.
Who else do we got here?
How about who the fuck is this?
Ash Williams, radio graffiti.
Wait, Ash Williams, are you there?
What the fuck?
What is this?
All right, what is that?
Is that some anime bullshit that I don't know?
Was that it?
Some fucking anime garbage?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about what is this?
Tonight's Gay Investigations Radio Graffiti.
American Gay Master Radio Graphilter.
The sign on my ass says enter, okay?
All right, I'm a homosexual for Christ's sake.
All right, look, let me show you.
Hold on.
Let me get up.
Here, let me show you, fucking piece of shit.
I'll take that for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm fucking gay.
If I was not gay, you'd hear, don't be a Mr. Nigger.
Hell go for it!
You would have heard that, all right?
The sign on my ass says enter, you piece of shit.
You see that splicing bullshit?
That's what I'm talking about.
I never said that shit, you fucking.
Hate the crap!
Damn it!
I never said that!
Yes!
I ever fucking said it!
Fuck you in the chat!
I ever said that shit!
Shut up!
I never fucking said that shit, man!
Once again, you fucking coomer assholes, you know, you fucking latent homosexuals, just come out the closet already.
Stop trying to project your homosexual fantasies on me, you fuck asshole.
Fucking piece of shit, man.
Who else do we have, man?
And who the hell is this?
Raid and Snake Radio Graffiti.
What the hell was that about?
Raiden Snake.
Oh, God, I'm cooling.
Jesus, take that fucking idiot off of here, for Christ's sake, man.
What's up with this fucking coom fixation?
Look at what you idiots have started.
Look at what you idiots have started, man.
Jesus Christ, who the hell is this?
The great debate, radio graffiti.
CANS ABUBUSER SERIESLY SAMSUN RADIOFING GRAFITY.
And the reason I do extensive research into the gay community is because just in case I debate a gay, I wanted two whole testicles because I can fit it all.
How about new?
I can fit it all balls deep.
I'm not even joking around.
No, I like Penis.
New.
The sign on my ass is entered.
New.
You fuckin' cans abuser, you fuckin' dickhead!
That's a fucking spice on everybody.
Everybody knows it, man.
Fuck it.
Ah!
FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ah, you FUCKING ASSHOLES, MAN!
Do you see what I'm talking about?
Do you see what I'm talking about when it comes to these assholes?
I just fucking slice it, man.
They're slicing my fucking voice, man.
I'm tired of this, man.
Y'all know what y'all are fucking trying to do.
Y'all trying to get me in trouble with fucking YouTube, and I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't appreciate it.
And who the hell is this?
Elijah Coomings.
This is why Coomer is a thing because of Cummings dying.
Is that it?
Is that really it, huh?
Elijah Coomings, Coomer, and all that.
That's where the fucking connection's being made.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Give me my drink.
I'm fucking chugging, man.
I'm fucking chugging over here.
Who the hell is this?
Hail Schmuck, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Hello, ghosts.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's up, Hail Schmuck?
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing?
You just sitting there playing with your panker chaff?
Come on, man.
Say something there, boy.
Jesus Christ, we can hear his kid in the back.
Get this guy out of here for Christ.
What are you doing?
Why are you even calling this?
I hear little children in the background for Christ's sake.
Why don't you go take care of those children?
Jesus Christ.
All I hear is.
That's all I hear.
That's all I fucking heard.
Take a whiff of that while you're at it, man.
Who else we got?
Oh, what the hell is this?
German the Gay Frog, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, hey, ghosts.
How's it going?
I'm basically having a cookout.
I'm just cooking some sausages.
Can I have some of yours?
I'll make you coom any day, baby.
Give me your nice, creamy, you know, little milk, if you know what I mean.
Baby, get this fucking guy.
I mean, shut up!
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
You guys are perverts when you're taking these innocent little child cartoons and characters, and then you pervert them with this sick sexuality, man.
Jesus Christ.
I hope you all go out like Willie Lump Lump.
All right, Fizzy Allison, Radio Graffiti.
Cigarette, and I've got cues on my feet.
All right, thank you very much, Fizzy Allison.
Sublime, we get it, baby.
Yeah.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
We got who the hell is this?
Vote Trump 2020 Radio Graffiti.
milfs Talk Obama Call Back Phone00:11:23
Are you shitty?
I want to take you to a gay bar.
Is that it?
Is that a song now?
I want to take you to a gay bar so we can come on out.
Tyler 229505.
It will be legal in Texas to shoot Alex Jones, which sounds fun to me.
You want to sit here and send it to me.
Shut yourself up.
God damn it, fucking smelly salmon hole.
Woo!
Dude, that's not funny, man.
I mean, look, me and him, we have some bad blood amongst each other.
I would never do such a thing.
But to suggest that amidst the bad blood that we've had, I think that's uncalled for.
I think that is fucking inappropriate.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Who is this whore from Paradise Radio Graffiti?
Whore from Paradise?
Are you there?
Fucking Helen Keller, deaf mute for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got here?
We got.
All right, how about Pettis radio graffiti?
I have done some extensive research into the anal sex.
Take your hands, spread my ass, and put your penis in there and rip me open dry.
What the fuck?
That's a bunch of fucking shit, you fucking ass.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking shut up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck off, man.
Look, if we're going to continue on this direction, I'm going to end the fucking broadcast, all right?
Fuck all of you that are saying, oh, real and shit.
It's a splice.
Shut up.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Kui Gong Jin ghost gets off to his granny beating his family slaves in the trailer.
Fuck off, you idiot, you sick bastard.
Ku Kwong Jin, whoever the fuck that is.
Are we being broadcasted again in China?
I'm going to have to call the Chinese embassy out here and ask if I'm being broadcast in China.
If so, might have to have some kind of Chinese rebuttal to all the criticism that I may throw China's way there so we can continue to be broadcasted within the communist government of China.
All right, let's continue to go.
Who else do we got here?
We got how about 678 radio graffiti.
Hey, 678, are you there?
You got a six, seven, eight.
Oh, my God.
Talk about an Obama phone, dude.
Oh my God, talk about an Obama.
Are you shitting me?
Talk about an Obama phone.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about how about another anonymous radio graffiti?
Seriously is getting this down perfect to really hey Raiden Raiden Raiden Don't fucking hung up again.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Call back, Raiden.
God damn it.
Stop being a cocktees, you son of a bitch.
I'm fucking tired of that shit, man.
Look, Rayden, just call back to the show, man.
All right?
Just call back to the fucking show.
God damn it, man.
God damn it, man.
Who the hell else do we have here?
Who the fuck is that?
317 Radio Graffiti.
Welcome back to my channel.
Nicole.
What's up?
What's up, everybody?
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to my channel.
Hi.
What kind of fruity shit is this?
What kind of fruity shit was that?
A bunch of fruit balls saying, hi, everybody.
Welcome to my channel.
Oh, my God.
Who the hell is this?
How about a special gift for you, Radio Graffiti?
Shut this, asshole.
Look, I'm getting tired of this.
I'm getting tired of this fucking cooming bullshit.
And we got a dono here.
Oliver Yakslov, how many times do I got to call to tell you it's not Raiden Ghost?
He hasn't cared since TCR.
Tell him to start caring.
Stop believing it, mate.
They want your reaction.
If he's going to call in, he won't hang up.
Oh, Jesus.
Tell him to call in, man.
Come on, man.
Tell him to care a little bit about the broadcast.
Tell him he's got a legacy here.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Give me my fucking beer.
Jesus Christ.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these goddamn radio graffitis.
I'm getting the fuck out of here, dude.
It's fucking late.
It's 2.19 in the fucking morning out here in the ghost show studios.
And man, I can't even go to a bar.
I can't even go to a bar to take advantage of last call.
Here, let me go ahead and break open another Stella Artos.
Not too bad up in here.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and take a couple more of these and I got to get out of here.
And I am going to be tomorrow at Vaughan.live slash ghostpolitics in the number one.
Vaughn.live slash ghost politics in the number one.
And we're going to be having the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow there at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I will also leave a link if you folks, you know, I don't know, can't get it, don't know where to get it.
I'll be leaving a link in my channel, you know, little message center there if I'm going to send a little text message, you know.
So anyway, I'll be sure to do that tomorrow, Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 o'clock Central Standard Time.
We're going to be doing stream raids.
We're going to be doing date lines.
We're going to be doing Instathoughts.
We're going to be doing all kinds of internet tomfoolery.
So I hope to see you all there, man.
All right, let's go ahead and let's just take a couple of more of these fucking.
Let's take a couple more of these for Christ's sake.
How about 786 Radio Graffiti?
Hey ghost, it's Nick Roller, man.
How's it going?
Hey, it's our boy from Nicaragua.
What's up, dude?
Man, I'm good, bro.
Happy Coomer Friday, man.
I want to tell you about my experience.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fucking Coomer Friday.
Yeah.
That's the theme today, man.
All right.
Well, go ahead.
What did you want to say?
So I haven't gone to Michael's, though.
You know, the Arts and Crafts store for a long time, man.
Pardon me if I slur a little bit.
I had a little beer there, man.
But man, I've gone there for a long time, but coming back after years, I'm about to go buy some fine pens.
Not that you need to know that.
But man, there's only three types of people there, man.
There were old MILFs, young grade school kids, and baguettes, man.
I felt out of place there, man.
And what?
Baguettes?
Yeah, Faggots, man.
Ah, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So you went to Michaels and you saw those three elements.
Why are you going there to get your fine pens?
I mean, what are you using fine pens for?
You would think that you could find fine-tipped pens at an Office Max or one of those freaking places for office stuff.
But now they saw the scuffed pens, man.
You need the fine-tipped pens, man, especially for very precise work.
You understand me?
No, I hear you.
Did you Mac on any of the MILFs while you're out there at Michael's?
Yeah, man.
How did I turn here there, man?
No, I said did you happen to do any kind of a Mac session?
Like, did you hit on any of the MILFs in Michaels?
Oh, I should have, man, but they didn't look too good, man.
You know, it's Florida.
It's kind of hit or miss over here.
You never know what you see here.
Well, thewesome.
There's probably hearts and crafts, you see the more scuffed women, man.
Scuffed women.
All right, look, thank you, my Nicaraguan friend.
I appreciate it.
I want to be honest with you.
You need to go up to some of these MILFs because, you know, they may be able to take care of you in more ways than one.
So I'm just, I'm trying to tell the young brethren out here to go out there and, you know, figure it out.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got.
How about Britain guy, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Who the hell is this?
It's me, Britannian guy.
Okay, Britannian guy.
How you doing, man?
Can I get a shout out?
Get a shout out.
There you are.
You're the guy with the kid in the back.
All right, what's up, Britannion guys?
Engineer.
In the circle.
Templeton.
And Grandma.
Fuck you.
Get this fucking asshole out of here, my granny.
What the fuck are you talking about, my granny?
All right, one more, and I'm getting the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
One more, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, what's up, Basho?
Oh, is this the real Asho?
How you been?
I've been doing pretty good.
Is this the real Asho?
Sociology Degree Matched Good Gig00:03:58
Yeah.
I don't know how it's going to be proof, but yeah, I've been studying university sociology.
Sociology?
What do you want to be with a sociology degree?
Well, I want to do research, basically.
And I actually submitted a school project about you.
Wait, wait, you made a school project about me.
Why the fuck did you make a school project about me in your sociology class?
What the hell?
Why?
Well, we're studying neoliberalism, and I compared you to neoliberalism.
And it matched up everything.
Whoa, wait, wait, ho, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you talking about?
It matched up neoliberally.
What the fuck does that mean?
Well, look up what a neoliberal is.
It's a free market, deregulation, no taxes, no government intervention.
You're talking about classic liberalism.
Well, we have a new name for it because it's a sociology degree.
It's so abstract.
It's neoliberalism.
You know what, Asho?
I'm glad that at least you're getting an education, man.
You know that?
You know that in 2011, okay, you were smoking weed and drinking surveys and you were watching porn when you were like 10 years old or something.
And now you're an old man.
And I'm glad that you're getting yourself an education.
Did you hear me?
Oh, I thought you muted me for a second.
No, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I got into state and I've been doing pretty good right now.
You've been helping me understand these concepts of sociology.
I know it sounds like a worthless degree, to be honest, many of you, but I'm trying to be a pilot, to be honest, after, because I'm trying to get my bachelor's and then I'm trying to be an airline pilot after that.
Oh, well, hey, that's a pretty good gig, dude.
That's a pretty good gig.
No shit.
Yeah, plus, even if you have a bachelor's, you get paid more.
Like right now, I have an associate, and I'm working at this CarMax.
I don't know if you know what CarMax is.
Yeah, the Carlot.
Yeah, I know what Carmen.
Yeah, I know what it is, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm one of the buyers.
And yeah, pretty much I get paid like literally $4 more because I have an associate.
And I think I feel like I wouldn't have done it without you guys, you know, like this whole education.
I know like some of you like don't like education, but honestly, it's just a hustle.
You got to think of it like a part-time or full-time job.
You know, you just got to get through it.
And it wouldn't be.
You know what, Asho?
No, no, listen to me, man.
I'm graduating in like a year and a half, basically.
Well, that's what I'm talking about, man.
And let me tell you something, man.
I'm glad that you're telling everybody that you're out here.
You're doing your thing.
You're, you know, you're graduating from college.
I mean, all these people that are out here, because you're not a millennial.
I think you're a part of Gen Z and shit.
You're kicking ass, taking names as a Gen Z. You're making these millennials look like dog shit, man.
So cheers to you, man.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, well, I mean, I know it's rarely the time, I call in, but I mean, this is like mount.
This is like kind of like a cool Asho.
I mean, but honestly, I also like, ghosts, don't get mad at me, but I feel like I've been indoctrinated by my sociology professors.
And it's kind of true of what they're saying, but I'm not a liberal.
End Good Note Theater Voting Forums00:03:38
I'm not saying that.
I just don't believe in politics anymore.
It's just something my sociology professors taught me.
And it's a good way to be a political.
The hell does that mean, dude?
What the hell does that mean?
Well, basically, I don't feel like voting helps.
And I feel like the political theater is just a theater.
What the fuck?
Asho, look, hold on, dude.
I'm glad that you're going to college.
And I'm glad that you're out there making the best of yourself.
How the hell can you say that voting doesn't work, man?
I mean, the proof is in the pudding with the 2016 presidential elections, for fuck's sake, man.
We made the impossible possible.
An overwhelming amount of people went out and voted for Donald Trump.
And that's what proves.
That's what proves that this damn system works.
Anyway, look, I'm going to end it there, dude.
Get this shit out of here.
I'm fucking tired, man.
It's fucking 2:35 in a goddamn morning out here.
All right, and I'm fucking tired.
Yeah, goodbye is right, dude.
Listen, I have to get out of here, okay?
I'm almost six hours in, and I want to tell everybody that I've got to get out now if there's going to be a Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, okay?
So that's what I'm going to do, okay?
Take the damn title off for Radio Graffiti.
That's what I'm going to do, folks, okay?
So go ahead and add your fucking bookmarks and your favorites.
Ghost.report.
And look, and for all you people that are saying that ending suck, we ended on Asho.
You understand that?
We ended on Asho.
Look up ASHO and Ghost Politics or Ghost Capitalist and see what I'm talking about.
I mean, all you got to do is search about yours truly and get lost in all the content that's all over the fucking web about this fucking show.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, everybody out there, please, please spread the show.
Spread the word about the show.
We do the ghost show now.
I guess we're going to do it on YouTube Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And tomorrow, tomorrow, we are going to be on the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're going to be doing the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And once again, it's at vaughan.live slash ghostpolitics one.
Or just ask somebody on the forums at ghost.report, okay?
Ask somebody on the forums of ghost.report.
Anyway, I got to get out of here.
Okay.
It's fucking almost six hours or over six hours.
Cheers to everybody in the chat room.
I will be back Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
You better be there and you better bring everybody because we're going to be conducting ourselves in some major internet tomfoolery.
I just got off the phone with fucking Asho, man.
Asho, he's an adult now, man.
Asho.
I had to end it on a good note.
I'm sorry.
You people have been shitting on me the whole show.
I had to end it on a good note.
Anyway, cheers to all the true fans that are out there.
I am out of here.
You better be here tomorrow for the Saturday Night Troll Show.