True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show RG Relay Episode 109
Aired: 2020-05-16
Duration: 41:50


=== Bitter Partisan Hack (04:41) ===

[00:00:00]  Come on, man.
[00:00:01]  Come on, man.
[00:00:02]  I like that about him.
[00:00:03]  What's that about?
[00:00:05]  None of us would have our children in that position.
[00:00:09]  No, they'd be out in the street shooting each other at 3 a.m.
[00:00:12]  You lying some.
[00:00:14]  What's that about, man?
[00:00:15]  Come on, man.
[00:00:17]  He's talking to him like he's in a locker room after a seventh game victory.
[00:00:20]  Come on, man.
[00:00:21]  What's that about?
[00:00:27]  What's going on today?
[00:00:28]  Hey, famous person died.
[00:00:31]  Powerful Democrat Congressman Elijah Cummings has, well, he's taken the dirt nap, as they would say.
[00:00:40]  And I don't know what to say about this other than bye-bye.
[00:00:47]  Not a big fan.
[00:00:50]  Doesn't mean I can't appreciate what this guy accomplished.
[00:00:53]  He was like a sharecropper's son or whatever.
[00:00:55]  And, you know, he faced real, probably, racism and whatnot in the South or Vermont, wherever he grew up.
[00:01:02]  And yeah, Sharecropper Sen rose to become the powerful chairman of one of the U.S. House Committee's leading impeachment inquiries of President Trump.
[00:01:11]  He died Thursday of complications.
[00:01:14]  They found him in his bed.
[00:01:15]  Trump had his hands around his neck and was bitch slapping him.
[00:01:21]  No, he had health issues, apparently.
[00:01:23]  68?
[00:01:24]  I thought he was 168.
[00:01:25]  This guy looks like a basset hound who did Coke for 45 years.
[00:01:30]  But he was, as they say, a formidable orator who passionately advocated for the poor in his black majority district.
[00:01:38]  I'll argue with that.
[00:01:38]  He ran Baltimore, and I'd say he didn't fucking, well, he wasn't passionate, which encompasses a large portion, they say, of Baltimore as well as this well-to-do suburbs.
[00:01:51]  But come on, you can't.
[00:01:52]  I'm sorry, I'm not giving him props on Baltimore.
[00:01:54]  Cummings led multiple investigations of the president governmental dealings, including probes in 2019 relating to the president's family members serving in the White House, which I thought was out of line.
[00:02:06]  He turned into an old, bitter, partisan hack.
[00:02:11]  Doesn't mean, like I said, we can't appreciate what he accomplished.
[00:02:14]  Sure, he had a bunch of barriers and stuff, but as he got older, he got meaner.
[00:02:18]  And I got a feeling he didn't like Whitey.
[00:02:20]  But how can you blame a guy at that age?
[00:02:22]  Cummings replied that government officials must stop making hateful incendiary comments that only serve to divide and distract the nation.
[00:02:31]  You're being a little bit of a hypocrite there.
[00:02:33]  That's all you did for the last 10, 15 years.
[00:02:37]  Distract the nation from its real problems, including mass shootings and white supremacy.
[00:02:42]  Is that who was killing the kids in Baltimore every weekend?
[00:02:44]  White supremacy.
[00:02:47]  You know, mass shootings go on in Baltimore.
[00:02:49]  Any more than four people, whatever.
[00:02:51]  So let's not kiss his ass too much.
[00:02:53]  Bye-bye.
[00:02:54]  Oh, cut it out.
[00:02:55]  Cummings was an early supporter of Barack Obama's...
[00:02:58]  No!
[00:02:59]  A black guy.
[00:03:01]  Really?
[00:03:01]  A 60-year-old black guy actually, he was a supporter of the first African-American.
[00:03:05]  Get the fuck out of here in 2008.
[00:03:09]  By 2016, Cummings was a senior Democrat on the House Benghazi Committee, another fucking farce.
[00:03:16]  So you owe for two, which he said was nothing more than a taxpayer-funded effort to bring harm to Hillary Clinton's campaign.
[00:03:22]  But see, that's where he loses me.
[00:03:23]  We all know that Hillary was full of shit.
[00:03:26]  And again, his partisanship, like most politicians, gets in the way.
[00:03:32]  So I say this to you.
[00:03:33]  Bye-bye.
[00:03:38]  Cummings was born 1950.
[00:03:41]  I can't believe.
[00:03:42]  I literally thought I was going to see 1926 or some shit.
[00:03:46]  1951?
[00:03:48]  Christ, I was 31 years old.
[00:03:52]  But listen to this.
[00:03:52]  This is some of the shitty face.
[00:03:54]  In grade school, a counselor told Cummings he was too slow to learn and spoke poorly.
[00:03:59]  So, I have that in common with him.
[00:04:00]  I was told that to him, look at me.
[00:04:02]  I'm doing a show in the fucking attic of a office, making $11 a week.
[00:04:10]  He would never fulfill his dream of becoming a lawyer.
[00:04:12]  And you can't tell me that he probably didn't speak well or whatever.
[00:04:16]  People overcome things.
[00:04:17]  So, let's not paint that white teacher who's been debra a thousand years as a racer.
[00:04:23]  But he became a very angry partisan hack, as they say.
[00:04:28]  And we'll make him out to be an we have actually have a clip of him doing some work.
[00:04:33]  What does that mean when a child sitting in their own feces?
[00:04:37]  It means he shit his pants.
[00:04:40]  Come on, man.
[00:04:41]  Come on, man.

=== Radio Graffiti Rant (15:18) ===

[00:04:42]  I like that about him.
[00:04:44]  What's that about?
[00:04:45]  None of us would have our children in that position.
[00:04:49]  No, they'd be out in the street shooting each other at 3 a.m.
[00:04:52]  You little lying some.
[00:04:54]  What's that about, man?
[00:04:55]  Come on, man.
[00:04:57]  He's talking to him like he's in a locker room after a seventh game victory.
[00:05:00]  Come on, man.
[00:05:01]  What's that about?
[00:05:03]  I like his passion.
[00:05:04]  I like his fire.
[00:05:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:05]  And again, rest in peace, sir.
[00:05:08]  I'll see you in hell.
[00:05:10]  I'm kidding.
[00:05:12]  It kind of reminded me of when Paterno died right after Sandusky, like this Baltimore stuff came out, and then he just passed away.
[00:05:18]  It was kind of like guilt.
[00:05:19]  All right.
[00:05:19]  All right.
[00:05:20]  Anyway, I hope you guys appreciated a little bit of Nick Napolo's, you know, his perspective on old Elijah Cummings.
[00:05:29]  I think that Elijah Cummings, big fucking hypocrite, just like Nick DiPaolo had just said.
[00:05:34]  And not to mention, I like to, you know, want to promote a couple of people out here.
[00:05:38]  I'm going to, you know, whenever I go and, you know, set up a radio graffiti or take a break like that, I'm going to, you know, play some people.
[00:05:46]  I'm going to play some folks.
[00:05:47]  Whether you agree with them or disagree with them, I think that they're pertinent as it relates to the discourse of the politic that's happening in this country.
[00:05:56]  So, anyway, with that being said, I think it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[00:06:04]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[00:06:10]  That's right, folks.
[00:06:11]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[00:06:16]  All you got to do is give me a call at that number right there, 515-604-9052.
[00:06:25]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, you go ahead and push in that code 844-286 and the pounder hashtag key.
[00:06:33]  All right, however, you know what is.
[00:06:35]  And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[00:06:40]  Now, all you got to do is just, when I call on your area code or when I call on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[00:06:54]  All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of some beer out here before we get to this because I want to say a preamble before I get to Radio Graffiti.
[00:07:02]  These people splice me saying things I've never said, and I want to put that on the record that if you hear something, and I'm going to tell you, Radio Graffiti assholes, this: if I hear nothing but a bunch of splices of me saying shit, I never said, I'm getting the hell out of here, and I'm telling you all that right, goddamn now.
[00:07:24]  Give me my drink.
[00:07:28]  All right, hey, engineer, do we have any radio graffiti calls to be had?
[00:07:34]  All right, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
[00:07:45]  All right, now, before we get to radio graffiti, I don't want to hear any Hell and Keller death mutes, and I don't want Obama phones.
[00:07:52]  So make sure to raise your levels to your phones to the highest capacity so we can hear your ass, all right?
[00:07:59]  So we can hear your ass.
[00:08:00]  All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
[00:08:03]  All right, who do we have here?
[00:08:06]  Who do we have?
[00:08:07]  How about we start off with anonymous radio graffiti?
[00:08:15]  Dude, this fucking idiot calls all the time and plays the same shithead, stupid, fucking weird, transgendered song.
[00:08:23]  For fuck's sake.
[00:08:25]  All right, who else do we have here?
[00:08:26]  We got Dusty's Lenses, Radio Graffiti.
[00:08:32]  ICUP, Radio Graffiti.
[00:08:35]  Hey, you there.
[00:08:36]  Is your vision all Dusty?
[00:08:38]  Are you struggling to read even the semblance of sentences?
[00:08:41]  We got dead, Red Dead Hunter.
[00:08:44]  Well, come on down to Dusty's Lens Works.
[00:08:47]  We have all kinds of glasses.
[00:08:48]  Big ones, small ones, double telescope Coke bottle lenses.
[00:08:52]  Hell, we even got glasses for morbidly obese shuckle goblins.
[00:08:56]  Dusty's lens work is located in the San Antonio Shuko Plaza.
[00:08:59]  It's our romantic wonderland.
[00:09:01]  Restrictions apply results may vary.
[00:09:03]  Fuck you, you piece of shit.
[00:09:05]  All right?
[00:09:06]  Fuck you.
[00:09:09]  If this is what the goddamn radio graffiti has in store, then I don't want to fucking hear this shit.
[00:09:16]  I don't want to hear this shit.
[00:09:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:09:20]  What do we got here?
[00:09:21]  We got, I'm moving on.
[00:09:24]  I'm not fucking ending it on that.
[00:09:25]  Who the hell is this?
[00:09:26]  How about Evil Dead the Musical Radio Graffiti?
[00:09:33]  What the fuck was that?
[00:09:35]  Your sister has turned into a zombie.
[00:09:38]  What the fuck was that?
[00:09:40]  Your girlfriend was a demon, too.
[00:09:43]  What the fuck was that?
[00:09:45]  She just read my free rib after Crombie.
[00:09:49]  What the fuck was that?
[00:09:50]  I got some Shelly on my shoes.
[00:09:52]  What the fuck?
[00:09:54]  What the fuck is that?
[00:09:56]  What the fuck is that?
[00:09:59]  What is that supposed to accomplish?
[00:10:04]  Oh, Christ.
[00:10:05]  All right, let's take it.
[00:10:06]  Let's get a number going on.
[00:10:07]  How about 336 radio graffiti?
[00:10:15]  Don't fucking.
[00:10:16]  I'm telling you, you fucking people in the chat room.
[00:10:19]  Don't talk shit to me.
[00:10:24]  I'm telling you, you people in the chat room, don't talk shit to me.
[00:10:36]  Should I stay or should I go round?
[00:10:39]  Should I stay or should I go round?
[00:10:45]  There will be trouble.
[00:10:48]  If I don't, there will be trouble.
[00:10:53]  I just got to know.
[00:11:03]  I just freaking said that!
[00:11:06]  I I just said that shit.
[00:11:13]  What the fuck?
[00:11:14]  I just got to know.
[00:11:18]  Should I say your shoe, I go?
[00:11:21]  I just fucking said that shit.
[00:11:23]  What the fuck?
[00:11:28]  What the fuck?
[00:11:32]  Jesus fucking.
[00:11:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:11:37]  I just freaking said that shit.
[00:11:40]  I just freaking said that shit like 30 minutes ago, for fuck's sake, man.
[00:11:46]  Holy shit.
[00:11:50]  You see?
[00:11:52]  You see why I hate this fucking radio graffiti garbage?
[00:11:55]  You know, this is why these assholes, these fucking little trolly, little fucking rodent teeth assholes.
[00:12:00]  That's why they're always like, I want radio graffiti.
[00:12:02]  I want to radiate radio feed.
[00:12:03]  I want ready graffiti.
[00:12:04]  Meh, meh, meh.
[00:12:10]  What the f- I just fucking said that shit, man.
[00:12:12]  I just fucking said that.
[00:12:16]  Fucking hell.
[00:12:17]  All right, who else do we have here?
[00:12:19]  How about who?
[00:12:20]  Who the fuck is this?
[00:12:21]  Coomer's for ghost, radio graffiti.
[00:12:23]  Ghost, I smoke up and I'm gonna coom to your granny since I cooned Mrs. Ghost and my sister last night.
[00:12:33]  Oh my god.
[00:12:35]  Granny, I love those wrinkly pies tips of yours.
[00:12:41]  Oh fuck, get this.
[00:12:42]  Get this fucking millennial out of here.
[00:12:44]  Get this fucking millennial out of here.
[00:12:46]  You're not whacking off to anybody female with that fucking Fruit Bowl voice.
[00:12:50]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:12:53]  I mean, what the hell kind of a Fruit Bowl voice?
[00:12:56]  You sound like you just came out of the goddamn ass of James Charles, for Christ's sake.
[00:13:01]  And you're sitting over here trying to claim that you're whacking off to my granny.
[00:13:04]  Get the hell out of here.
[00:13:06]  Fucking guy.
[00:13:07]  Oh my god, look at me.
[00:13:09]  I'm a coomer, and I sound like I just popped out of the anal passage of one of these makeup artists.
[00:13:16]  All right, let's move on.
[00:13:17]  Who else do we got here?
[00:13:19]  How about who the fuck is this?
[00:13:22]  Ash Williams, Radio Graffiti.
[00:13:27]  Wait, Ash Williams, are you there?
[00:13:28]  What the fuck?
[00:13:44]  Wh-what is this?
[00:13:46]  All right, what is that?
[00:13:47]  Is that some anime bullshit that I don't know?
[00:13:50]  Is that it?
[00:13:51]  Some fucking anime garbage?
[00:13:54]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:13:55]  Who else do we have here?
[00:13:56]  How about what is this?
[00:13:59]  Tonight's Gay Investigations Radio Graffiti.
[00:14:02]  American Gay Master Radio Grafilter.
[00:14:05]  The sign on my ass says enter.
[00:14:08]  Okay.
[00:14:08]  All right, I'm a homosexual for Christ's sake.
[00:14:11]  All right, look, let me show you.
[00:14:12]  Hold on.
[00:14:13]  Let me get up.
[00:14:14]  Here, let me show you, fucking piece of shit.
[00:14:24]  I'll take that for Christ's sake.
[00:14:26]  All right, I'm fucking gay.
[00:14:27]  If I was not gay, you'd hear, don't be a Mr. Nigger.
[00:14:31]  Hell go for it!
[00:14:33]  You would have heard that, all right?
[00:14:35]  The sign on my ass says enter, you piece of shit.
[00:14:39]  You see that splicing bullshit?
[00:14:41]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:14:43]  I never said that shit, you fucking crap!
[00:14:52]  Damn it!
[00:14:53]  I never said that!
[00:14:59]  Fuck you in the chat!
[00:15:00]  I never said that shit!
[00:15:01]  Shut up!
[00:15:03]  I never fucking said that shit, man!
[00:15:08]  Once again, you fucking coomer assholes, you know, you fucking latent homosexuals, just come out the closet already.
[00:15:16]  Stop trying to project your homosexual fantasies on me, you fuck asshole.
[00:15:26]  Fucking piece of shit, man.
[00:15:29]  Who else do we have, man?
[00:15:31]  And who the hell is this?
[00:15:32]  Raiden Snake, radio graffiti.
[00:15:39]  What the hell was that about?
[00:15:41]  Raiden Snake!
[00:15:44]  Oh, God, I'm gonna.
[00:15:47]  I'm going to kill.
[00:15:50]  Oh, God, I'm killing.
[00:15:54]  Jesus, take that fucking idiot off of here, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:15:59]  What's up with this fucking coom fixation?
[00:16:02]  Look at what you idiots have started.
[00:16:05]  Look at what you idiots have started, man.
[00:16:10]  Jesus Christ, who the hell is this?
[00:16:12]  The great debate, radio graffiti.
[00:16:14]  Can't abuser, man.
[00:16:15]  Seriously, Samsung, radio fucking graffiti.
[00:16:19]  And the reason I do extensive research into the gay community is because just in case I debate a gay, I wanted two whole testicles because I can fit it all.
[00:16:29]  How about new?
[00:16:31]  I can fit it all bowls deep.
[00:16:33]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:16:35]  I like Penis.
[00:16:36]  Noob.
[00:16:38]  My ass is entered.
[00:16:41]  And New.
[00:16:42]  in dry fucking cans abuser you fucking dickhead That's a fucking spice on everybody.
[00:17:10]  Everybody knows it, man.
[00:17:12]  You fucking, fucking assholes, you fucking assholes, man!
[00:17:24]  Do you see what I'm talking about?
[00:17:27]  Do you see what I'm talking about when it comes to these assholes?
[00:17:30]  I can fucking splicing, man.
[00:17:32]  They're splicing my fucking voice, man.
[00:17:36]  I'm tired of this, man.
[00:17:37]  Y'all know what y'all are fucking trying to do.
[00:17:39]  Y'all trying to get me in trouble with fucking YouTube, and I don't appreciate it, man.
[00:17:46]  I don't appreciate it.
[00:17:47]  And who the hell is this?
[00:17:48]  Elijah Coomings.
[00:17:50]  This is why Coomer is a thing because of Cummings dying.
[00:17:57]  Is that it?
[00:17:58]  Is that really it, huh?
[00:17:59]  Elijah Coomings, Coomer, and all that.
[00:18:02]  That's where the fucking connection's being made.
[00:18:06]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[00:18:08]  Give me my drink.
[00:18:15]  I'm fucking chugging, man.
[00:18:18]  I'm fucking chugging over here.
[00:18:22]  Who the hell is this?
[00:18:23]  Hail Schmuck, radio graffiti.
[00:18:27]  Hello.
[00:18:29]  Hello, ghost.
[00:18:30]  Can you hear me?
[00:18:31]  Yeah, what's up, Hail Schmuck?
[00:18:33]  What are you doing, man?
[00:18:44]  What are you doing?
[00:18:45]  You just sitting there playing with your panker chef?
[00:18:47]  Come on, man.
[00:18:47]  Say something there, boy.
[00:18:56]  Jesus Christ, we can hear his kid in the back.
[00:18:58]  Get this guy out of here for Christ.
[00:19:00]  What are you doing?
[00:19:01]  Why are you even calling this?
[00:19:02]  I hear little children in the background for Christ's sake.
[00:19:05]  Why don't you go take care of those children?
[00:19:07]  Jesus Christ, all I hear is, that's all I hear.
[00:19:14]  That's all I fucking heard.
[00:19:17]  Take a whiff of that while you're at it, man.
[00:19:19]  Who else we got?
[00:19:22]  Oh, what the hell is this?
[00:19:23]  German the gay frog, radio graffiti.
[00:19:27]  Oh, hey, ghosts.
[00:19:28]  How's it going?
[00:19:29]  I'm basically having a cookout.
[00:19:31]  I'm just cooking some sausages.
[00:19:32]  Can I have some of yours?
[00:19:34]  I'll make you coom any day, baby.
[00:19:36]  Give me your nice creamy, you know, a little milk, you know what I mean?
[00:19:40]  Baby.
[00:19:41]  Get this fucking guy.
[00:19:43]  Shut up.
[00:19:44]  Shut up.
[00:19:45]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:19:48]  You guys are perverts when you're taking these innocent little child cartoons and characters, and then you pervert them with this sick sexuality, man.

=== Anonymous Cookout Chaos (12:03) ===

[00:20:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:01]  I hope you all go out like Willie Lumplump.
[00:20:05]  All right.
[00:20:06]  Fizzy Allison, Radio Graffiti.
[00:20:19]  That's it.
[00:20:21]  Cigarette, and I've got shoes on my feet.
[00:20:26]  All right, thank you very much, Fizzy Allison.
[00:20:29]  Sublime, we get it, baby.
[00:20:30]  Yeah.
[00:20:31]  All right.
[00:20:33]  Who else we got here?
[00:20:34]  We got.
[00:20:36]  Who the hell is this?
[00:20:37]  Vote Trump 2020, Radio Graffiti.
[00:20:57]  Are you shitty?
[00:20:59]  I want to take it to a gay bar.
[00:21:03]  Is that it?
[00:21:04]  Is that a song now?
[00:21:05]  I want to take it to a gay bar so we can come on out.
[00:21:13]  Tyler 229505.
[00:21:16]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot Alex Jones, which sounds fun to me.
[00:21:20]  You want to sit here and send a shot.
[00:21:22]  Shut your goddamn fucking smelly salmon hole.
[00:21:28]  Woo!
[00:21:29]  Dude, that's not funny, man.
[00:21:31]  I mean, look, me and him, we have some bad blood amongst each other.
[00:21:34]  I'm not.
[00:21:35]  I would never do such a thing, but to suggest that amidst the bad blood that we've had, I think that's uncalled for.
[00:21:45]  I think that it's fucking inappropriate.
[00:21:47]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:21:49]  Who is this?
[00:21:51]  Whore from Paradise Radio Graffiti?
[00:21:58]  Whore from Paradise?
[00:22:00]  Are you there?
[00:22:03]  Fucking Helen Keller, deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:06]  Who else we got here?
[00:22:08]  We got.
[00:22:10]  All right, how about Pettus Radio Graffiti?
[00:22:13]  I have done some extensive research into anal sex.
[00:22:17]  Take your hands, spread my ass, and put your penis in there and rip me open dry.
[00:22:23]  What the fuck?
[00:22:25]  That's a bunch of fucking shit, you fucking ass.
[00:22:28]  Fucking asshole.
[00:22:32]  The fuck is up.
[00:22:34]  Shut up.
[00:22:35]  Shut up.
[00:22:36]  Get the fuck off, man.
[00:22:39]  Look, if we're going to continue on this direction, I'm going to end the fucking broadcast, all right?
[00:22:44]  Fuck all of you that are saying, oh, real and shit.
[00:22:47]  It's a splice.
[00:22:49]  Shut up.
[00:22:50]  Hey, what the hell is this?
[00:22:52]  Kui Gong Jin ghost gets off to his granny beating his family slaves in the train.
[00:22:59]  Fuck off, you idiot, you sick bastard.
[00:23:02]  Ku Kwong Jin, where the fuck that is.
[00:23:05]  Are we being broadcasted again in China?
[00:23:08]  I'm going to have to call the Chinese embassy out here and ask if I'm being broadcast in China.
[00:23:14]  If so, might have to have some kind of Chinese rebuttal to all the criticism that I may throw China's way there so we can continue to be broadcasted within the communist government of China.
[00:23:28]  All right, let's continue to go.
[00:23:30]  Who else we got here?
[00:23:31]  We got how about 678 radio graffiti?
[00:23:41]  Hey, 678, are you there?
[00:23:44]  You got a six, seven, eight.
[00:23:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:52]  Talk about an Obama phone, dude.
[00:23:58]  Oh my God, talk about an Obama.
[00:24:00]  Are you shitting me?
[00:24:01]  Talk about an Obama phone.
[00:24:04]  All right, who else do we got here?
[00:24:06]  How about how about another anonymous radio graffiti?
[00:24:13]  Susie is getting this down pathetic, ain't it?
[00:24:17]  Really?
[00:24:18]  Hey!
[00:24:20]  Hey, Raiden!
[00:24:22]  Raiden!
[00:24:25]  Raiden!
[00:24:27]  Don't fucking hung up again!
[00:24:30]  What the fuck, man?
[00:24:34]  What the fuck?
[00:24:38]  Call back, Raiden!
[00:24:40]  God damn it!
[00:24:40]  Stop being a cockties, you son of a bitch!
[00:24:45]  I'm fucking tired of that shit, man.
[00:24:47]  Look, Rayden, just call back to the show, man.
[00:24:49]  All right?
[00:24:50]  Just call back to the fucking show.
[00:24:55]  God damn it, man.
[00:24:59]  God damn it, man.
[00:25:03]  Who the hell else do we have here?
[00:25:05]  Who the fuck is 317 Radio Graffiti?
[00:25:10]  Welcome back to my channel.
[00:25:12]  Nicole.
[00:25:16]  What's up?
[00:25:17]  Hey, everybody.
[00:25:19]  Welcome back to my channel.
[00:25:23]  What kind of fruity shit is this?
[00:25:28]  What kind of fruity shit was that?
[00:25:30]  A bunch of fruit balls saying, hi, everybody.
[00:25:33]  Welcome to my channel.
[00:25:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:44]  Who the hell is this?
[00:25:45]  How about a special gift for you, Radio Graffiti?
[00:26:02]  Shut this asshole.
[00:26:04]  I'm getting tired of this.
[00:26:05]  I'm getting tired of this fucking cooming bullshit.
[00:26:08]  And we got a dono here.
[00:26:10]  Oliver Yakslov, how many times do I got a call to tell you it's not Raiden ghost?
[00:26:16]  He hasn't cared since TCR.
[00:26:18]  Tell him to start caring.
[00:26:22]  Stop believing it, mate.
[00:26:24]  They want your reaction.
[00:26:25]  If he's going to call in, he won't hang up.
[00:26:29]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:26:30]  Tell him to call in, man.
[00:26:33]  Come on, man.
[00:26:34]  Tell him to care a little bit about the broadcast.
[00:26:37]  Tell him he's got a legacy here.
[00:26:42]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:43]  You know what?
[00:26:43]  Give me.
[00:26:44]  I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
[00:26:46]  I need more beer.
[00:26:49]  Give me my fucking beer.
[00:26:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:53]  I'm only going to take a couple more of these goddamn radio graffitis.
[00:26:56]  I'm getting the fuck out of here, dude.
[00:26:58]  It's fucking late.
[00:26:59]  It's 2.19 in the fucking morning out here in the ghost show studios.
[00:27:04]  And man, I can't even go to a bar.
[00:27:07]  I can't even go to a bar to take advantage of last call.
[00:27:11]  Here, let me go ahead and break open another Stella Artos.
[00:27:16]  Not too bad up in here.
[00:27:19]  Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and take a couple more of these and I got to get out of here.
[00:27:23]  And I am going to be tomorrow at vaugh.live/slash ghostpolitics in the number one.
[00:27:31]  Vaughan.live slash ghost politics in the number one.
[00:27:35]  And we're going to be having the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow there at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:27:43]  I will also leave a link if you folks, you know, I don't know, can't get it, don't know where to get it.
[00:27:48]  I'll be leaving a link in my channel, you know, little message center there if I'm going to send a little text message, you know.
[00:27:55]  So, anyway, I'll be sure to do that tomorrow, Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 o'clock Central Standard Time.
[00:28:02]  We're going to be doing stream raids.
[00:28:04]  We're going to be doing date lines.
[00:28:06]  We're going to be doing Instathoughts.
[00:28:07]  We're going to be doing all kinds of internet tomfoolery.
[00:28:10]  So, I hope to see you all there, man.
[00:28:12]  All right, let's go ahead and let's just take a couple of more of these fucking more of these for Christ's sake.
[00:28:21]  How about 786 Radio Graffiti?
[00:28:25]  Hey, go, Sister Nick Robin, man.
[00:28:27]  How's it going?
[00:28:28]  Hey, it's our boy from Nicaragua.
[00:28:31]  What's up, dude?
[00:28:33]  Man, I'm good, bro.
[00:28:34]  Happy Coomer Friday, man.
[00:28:36]  I want to tell you about my experience.
[00:28:37]  Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:28:38]  What?
[00:28:39]  With fucking Coomer Friday.
[00:28:42]  Yeah.
[00:28:43]  That's the theme today, man.
[00:28:45]  All right.
[00:28:45]  Well, go ahead.
[00:28:46]  What did you want to say?
[00:28:48]  So I haven't done so at Michael's, you know, the Arts and Crafts store for a long time, man.
[00:28:54]  Pardon me if I slur a little bit.
[00:28:55]  I had a little beer there, man.
[00:28:58]  But man, I was on there for a long time, but coming back after years, I wanted to go buy some fine-tipped pens.
[00:29:05]  Not that you need to know that.
[00:29:07]  But man, there's only three types of people there, man.
[00:29:09]  There were old MILFs, young, you know, grade school kids, and baguettes, man.
[00:29:16]  I felt out of place there, man.
[00:29:19]  And what?
[00:29:19]  Baguettes?
[00:29:21]  Yeah, faggots, man.
[00:29:24]  Ah, dude.
[00:29:24]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:29:26]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:29:26]  You're on mute.
[00:29:28]  So you went to Michaels and you saw those three elements.
[00:29:33]  Why are you going there to get your fine pens?
[00:29:36]  I mean, what are you using fine pens for?
[00:29:39]  You would think that you could find fine-tipped pens at an office max or one of those freaking places for office stuff.
[00:29:49]  But now they sell like the scuffed pens, man.
[00:29:51]  You need the fine-tipped pens, man, especially for very precise work.
[00:29:56]  You understand me?
[00:29:58]  No, I hear you.
[00:29:59]  Did you Mac on any of the MILFs while you're out there at Michaels?
[00:30:04]  Yeah, man.
[00:30:05]  Well, how did I can't hear you there, man?
[00:30:07]  No, I said, did you happen to do any kind of a Mac session?
[00:30:11]  Like, did you hit on any of the MILFs in Michaels?
[00:30:16]  Oh, I should have, man, but they didn't look too good, man.
[00:30:20]  You know, it's Florida.
[00:30:21]  It's kind of hit or miss over here.
[00:30:22]  You never know what you see here.
[00:30:25]  Well, the other arts and crafts.
[00:30:28]  Hey, dude.
[00:30:28]  In Hearts and Crafts, you see the more scuffed women, man.
[00:30:34]  Scuffed women.
[00:30:35]  All right, look, thank you, my Nicaraguan friend.
[00:30:37]  I appreciate it.
[00:30:38]  I want to be honest with you.
[00:30:40]  You need to go up to some of these MILFs because, you know, they may be able to take care of you in more ways than one.
[00:30:47]  So I'm just, I'm trying to tell the young brethren out here to go out there and, you know, figure it out.
[00:30:53]  All right.
[00:30:54]  Who else we got?
[00:30:55]  We got.
[00:30:56]  How about Britain guy, Radio Graffiti?
[00:31:00]  Hey, guys.
[00:31:01]  What's going on?
[00:31:04]  What's going on?
[00:31:04]  Who the hell is this?
[00:31:07]  It's me, Britannian guy.
[00:31:10]  Okay, Britannian guy.
[00:31:12]  How you doing, man?
[00:31:13]  Can I get a shout out?
[00:31:16]  Get a shout out.
[00:31:18]  There you are.
[00:31:18]  You're the guy with the kid in the back.
[00:31:20]  All right, what's up, Britannian guys?
[00:31:22]  Engineer.
[00:31:24]  In this circle.
[00:31:26]  Templeton.
[00:31:28]  And Granny.
[00:31:31]  Fuck you.
[00:31:32]  My fuck.
[00:31:32]  Get this fucking asshole out of here, my granny.
[00:31:35]  What the fuck are you talking about, my granny?
[00:31:38]  All right, one more, and I'm getting the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:31:41]  All right, one more and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[00:31:46]  How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
[00:31:51]  Hey, Ghost, what's up?
[00:31:52]  It's Asho.
[00:31:54]  Oh, is this the real Asho?
[00:31:57]  How you been?
[00:31:59]  I've been doing pretty good.
[00:32:00]  Is this the real Asho?
[00:32:02]  Yeah.

=== Gen Z Sociology Talk (09:39) ===

[00:32:04]  I don't know how it's going to be proof, but yeah, I've been studying university sociology.
[00:32:11]  Sociology?
[00:32:12]  What do you want to be with a sociology degree?
[00:32:18]  Well, I want to do research, basically.
[00:32:22]  And I actually submitted a school project about you.
[00:32:30]  Wait, wait, you made a school project about me.
[00:32:33]  Why the fuck did you make a school project about me in your sociology class?
[00:32:38]  What the hell?
[00:32:38]  Why?
[00:32:40]  Well, we're studying neoliberalism, and I compared you to neoliberalism.
[00:32:48]  And it matched up everything.
[00:32:51]  Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:32:53]  What are you talking about?
[00:32:54]  It matched up neoliberalism.
[00:32:56]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:32:59]  Well, look up what neoliberal, what a neoliberal is.
[00:33:02]  It's a free market, deregulation, no taxes, no government intervention.
[00:33:11]  You're talking about classic liberalism.
[00:33:17]  Well, we have a new name for it because it's a sociology degree.
[00:33:21]  It's so abstract.
[00:33:22]  It's neoliberalism now.
[00:33:25]  You know what, Asho?
[00:33:26]  I'm glad that at least you're getting an education, man.
[00:33:29]  You know that?
[00:33:30]  You know that in 2011, okay, you were smoking weed and drinking cervacas and you were watching porn when you were like 10 years old or something.
[00:33:42]  And now you're an old man.
[00:33:44]  And I'm glad that you're getting yourself an education.
[00:33:52]  Did you hear me?
[00:33:54]  Oh, I thought you muted me for a second.
[00:33:56]  No, man.
[00:33:58]  Yeah.
[00:33:59]  Yeah, I mean, I got into state and I've been doing pretty good right now.
[00:34:04]  You've been helping me understand these concepts of sociology.
[00:34:07]  I know it sounds like a worthless degree, to be honest, many of you, but I'm trying to be a pilot, to be honest, after because I'm trying to get my bachelor's and then I'm trying to be an airline pilot after that.
[00:34:18]  Oh, well, hey, that's a pretty good gig, dude.
[00:34:20]  That's a pretty good gig.
[00:34:21]  No shit.
[00:34:23]  Yeah, plus, even if you have a bachelor's, you get paid more.
[00:34:26]  Like right now, I have an associate, and I'm working at the CarMax.
[00:34:30]  I don't know if you know what CarMax is.
[00:34:32]  Yeah, the Carlot.
[00:34:34]  Yeah, I know what it is, man.
[00:34:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:34:36]  Yeah, I'm one of the buyers.
[00:34:38]  And yeah, pretty much I get paid like literally $4 more because I have an associate.
[00:34:43]  And I think I feel like I wouldn't have done it without you guys, you know, like this whole education.
[00:34:50]  I know like some of you don't like education, but honestly, it's just a hustle.
[00:34:55]  You got to think of it like a part-time or full-time job.
[00:34:58]  You know, you just got to get through it.
[00:35:00]  And it's going to be.
[00:35:03]  You know what, Asho?
[00:35:05]  No, no, listen to me, man.
[00:35:07]  I'm graduating in like a year and a half, basically.
[00:35:10]  Well, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[00:35:12]  And let me tell you something, man.
[00:35:13]  I'm glad that you're telling everybody that you're out here.
[00:35:16]  You're doing your thing.
[00:35:17]  You're, you know, you're graduating from college.
[00:35:20]  I mean, all these people that are out here, because you're not a millennial.
[00:35:24]  I think you're a part of Gen Z and shit.
[00:35:26]  You're kicking ass, taking names as a Gen Z. You're making these millennials look like dog shit, man.
[00:35:32]  So cheers to you, man.
[00:35:35]  Yeah, thank you.
[00:35:37]  Yeah, well, I mean, I know it's really the time I call, I call in, but I mean, this is like non-trollasho.
[00:35:44]  This is like kind of like a cool actual.
[00:35:47]  I mean, but honestly, I also like ghosts.
[00:35:54]  Don't get mad at me, but I feel like I've been indoctrinated by my sociology professors.
[00:35:58]  And it's kind of true of what this thing, but I'm not a liberal.
[00:36:01]  I'm not saying that.
[00:36:02]  I just don't believe in politics anymore.
[00:36:06]  It's just something my sociology professors taught me.
[00:36:09]  And it's a good way to be a political.
[00:36:11]  The hell does that mean, dude?
[00:36:14]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:36:18]  Well, basically, I don't feel like voting helps.
[00:36:24]  And I feel like the political theater is just theater.
[00:36:28]  What the fuck?
[00:36:29]  Asho, look, look, hold on, dude.
[00:36:31]  I'm glad that you're going to college.
[00:36:33]  And I'm glad that you're out there making the best of yourself.
[00:36:37]  How the hell can you say that voting doesn't work, man?
[00:36:40]  I mean, the proof is in the pudding with the 2016 presidential elections, for fuck's sake, man.
[00:36:47]  We made the impossible possible.
[00:36:49]  An overwhelming amount of people went out and voted for Donald Trump.
[00:36:53]  And that's what proves.
[00:36:55]  That's what proves that this damn system works.
[00:37:00]  Anyway, look, I'm going to end it there, dude.
[00:37:02]  Get this shit out of here.
[00:37:03]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[00:37:04]  It's fucking 2.35 in a goddamn morning out here.
[00:37:08]  All right.
[00:37:08]  And I'm fucking tired.
[00:37:10]  Yeah, goodbye is right, dude.
[00:37:11]  Listen, I have to get out of here.
[00:37:13]  Okay.
[00:37:14]  I'm almost six hours in.
[00:37:16]  And I want to tell everybody that I've got to get out now if there's going to be a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
[00:37:22]  Okay.
[00:37:23]  So that's what I'm going to do.
[00:37:24]  Okay.
[00:37:25]  Take the damn title off for Radio Graffiti.
[00:37:28]  That's what I'm going to do, folks.
[00:37:29]  Okay.
[00:37:30]  So go ahead and add your fucking bookmarks and your favorites.
[00:37:34]  Ghost.report.
[00:37:36]  And look, for all you people that are saying that ending sucked, we ended on Asho.
[00:37:40]  You understand that?
[00:37:41]  We ended on Asho.
[00:37:43]  Look up ASHO and Ghost Politics or Ghost Capitalist and see what I'm talking about.
[00:37:51]  I mean, all you got to do is search about yours truly and get lost in all the content that's all over the fucking web about this fucking show.
[00:37:58]  All right.
[00:37:59]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:00]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:01]  Anyway, everybody out there, please, please spread the show, spread the word about the show.
[00:38:08]  We do the ghost show now.
[00:38:09]  I guess we're going to do it on YouTube.
[00:38:11]  Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:38:17]  And tomorrow, tomorrow, we are going to be on the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:38:27]  We're going to be doing the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:38:33]  And once again, it's at vaugh.live slash ghostpolitics one.
[00:38:38]  Or just ask somebody on the forums at ghost.report, okay?
[00:38:42]  Ask somebody on the forums of ghost.report.
[00:38:44]  Anyway, I got to get out of here.
[00:38:46]  Okay.
[00:38:47]  It's fucking almost six hours or over six hours.
[00:38:51]  Cheers to everybody in the chat room.
[00:38:54]  I will be back Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
[00:38:56]  You better be there and you better bring everybody because we're going to be conducting ourselves in some major internet tomfoolery.
[00:39:04]  I just got off the phone with fucking Asho, man.
[00:39:06]  Asho, he's an adult now, man.
[00:39:08]  Asho.
[00:39:11]  I had to end it on a good note.
[00:39:12]  I'm sorry.
[00:39:13]  You people have been shitting on me the whole show.
[00:39:15]  I had to end it on a good note.
[00:39:16]  Anyway, cheers to all the true fans that are out there.
[00:39:20]  I am out of here.
[00:39:22]  You better be here tomorrow for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:39:25]  All right.
[00:39:26]  9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:39:28]  I am out of here.
[00:39:30]  I am out of here.
[00:39:32]  I am out.
[00:39:35]  By the way, Trump 2020, boy, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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