Ghost hosts "Baller Friday," defending Trump's Syria withdrawal and Phase One trade deal while reacting to chaotic donations ranging from Maoist propaganda to Baby Metal imagery. He rants against perceived societal "pussification," mocks viewer requests involving bestiality and racist slurs, and speculates on Bjorn Skuggan's intoxication. Despite threats to end the broadcast due to troll harassment and offensive content, Ghost promotes his forum and hints at a future face reveal, concluding with an ad for FreeConferenceCall.com after five hours of chaotic streaming. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I'm your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Ghost Show is live and in effect this Baller Friday night, October 11, 2019.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
We're still underground, baby.
We're still underground.
Vaughn.live.
That's right, folks.
Where we're not pigeonholed by a bunch of social justice warrior bullshit.
Episode 106.
And I hear, I hear that Bjorn, you know I'm talking about in real life streamer Bjorn is actually listening in right now.
What's going on to Bjorn?
What's going on, everybody?
Happy Baller Friday.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world, baby.
I'm fucking hype.
I'm hype.
You're listening to the underground right now, episode 106.
Let's go ahead.
Take me out, engineer.
Take out the music.
Thank you very much, for Christ's sake.
Thank you all for listening.
Take off the title screen.
Thank you very much.
It's episode 106.
Happy Baller Friday to everybody who's listening to the broadcast.
And here we go.
Here we go.
I mean weed.
I mean tobacco tonight.
I don't smoke anything illegal.
Stop trying to get me kicked off Vaughn.live.
Oh God.
It happened to him.
Here's this asshole.
Whoever the hell's doing this, you're an asshole.
I'm not in a wheelchair, okay?
So stop using that text-to-speech against me, okay?
It's episode 106, folks.
It is Baller Friday.
I want to be honest with you.
There's a lot of things to talk about as it relates to politics and everything that's happening in the world.
You know, you got all this Turkey invading Syria, and Donald Trump right now is in the middle of a speech in Louisiana right now.
So let's go ahead and start the show off.
All right.
Let's start the show off by go ahead and let's just go right into it.
It's 8:42 p.m.
It's Baller Friday.
Let's get some more beer.
That's right, folks.
More beer.
And I hope that you're sitting back celebrating Baller Friday.
And if you're new to the broadcast, Baller Friday is that time of the week where us capitalists, we look back on our past week's success, our week's labor, our week's salary, our week's wages, and we bask.
We bask in our success.
So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and hook this up for Christ's sake.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
Say something nice, Crippler.
Are you for real, Dark Me Magician Girl?
Bjorn is watching.
What's up to Bjorn?
Skull!
And what is this, Anonymous?
What the hell did you just say?
He said, why do we care that some Damish salami is watching?
He owes a ton of money to the socialist government of Denmark.
Hello.
That's horrible.
That's horrible, Dad.
Alex Jones won the troll war against God.
And fuck Nightmare Ninny.
Alex Jones hasn't won nothing.
All right, that's why he's ripping me off.
That's why Alex Jones rips me off all the time.
And for this anonymous guy for three bucks, why are you talking garbage about Bjorn?
All right, Bjorn right now is in real life streaming.
All right.
Him and the man himself only use me blade.
They're actually a pretty good duo, mind you.
I don't know if y'all ever seen them in real life.
We actually have a forum post on ghost.report.
You see that website right in front of you?
All you got to do, let's go ahead and put it on.
Put on the PC shot.
All you've got to do right now is go to ghost.report slash forum.
Okay.
We got a forum post.
You go down here.
Look at this.
In real life, in real life streaming.
And, you know, you can go ahead and make your in real life streaming thoughts known.
Oh, Jesus.
Not now.
The Wanderer.
This is some crazy shit.
All right.
Look, I'm going to get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second, okay?
I'm going to get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
I want to talk about a few things.
I'm gay and I hold Chainlink.
Well, first of all, I don't care what your sexuality is, but what's wrong with holding Chainlink?
All right.
I mean, for all those that don't know what Chainlink is, it's a cryptocurrency.
And this idiot's obviously trying to act like he's, I don't know, tough titty or something.
But anyway, I want to start off by saying Donald Trump is in the house, folks.
Did you see Donald Trump today?
He's probably still speaking as I'm speaking, but I had to do a Baller Friday show, episode 106.
And I'm glad that he's coming right at the deep state because this is a man that loves America.
And anybody who is anti-Trump, I ask you, why?
Why are you anti-Trump?
This man has brought a hell of economy.
The economy in this country is unbelievable.
3.5% unemployment.
Can you believe that?
3.5% unemployment for Christ's sake, man.
What are you talking about?
How in the hell?
How in the hell can you hate that?
What is this?
Gray steel?
Happy Baller Friday.
Glad you're doing a show.
I'm kicking it with a 40-ounce tonight.
Hey, wait, hold on.
Wait a minute.
That's not Bjorn TV, all right?
That's not Bjorn TV.
That's a fucking fake troll pretending to be Bjorn TV.
And he wouldn't say, say, he wouldn't say something like, here's money.
Shake your ass for me, you whore.
Shake your ass for me, you whore.
He wouldn't say that, all right?
You know what Bjorn would say to me?
He would say, hey, ghost, score.
That's what he would be fucking saying.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and pour the rest of my beer in here.
And by the way, I'm a big Bjorn fan.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm a big Bjorn fan.
So I want to say right now, I poured out my beer into my glass.
It's Baller Friday, episode 106.
I want to say cheers first and foremost to the capitalist army that's out there listening to the broadcast.
And I want to say cheers to Bjorn because apparently he is listening to the show.
So score!
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, geez.
I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in just a minute, dude.
All right?
Welcome back to American Tatum.
Oh, great.
This Casey Katum.
Casey Kasim, whatever the fuck his name is.
Give him a drink.
I'm drinking beer here.
Whoever does these American top 40s, do you have a Casey Kasem fetish?
Is that it?
Do you wish that you were some kind of a fucking DJ?
Like, hey, Casey Kasem here.
And what is this?
Ghost quotes.
I never said any of this.
Don't listen to this asshole, all right?
I never said any of this crap.
Harris's Dia, once a majesty, now exposing what the hell is this, by the way, for Christ's sake, all right?
What the hell was that?
The Ard Hammond showing to see more of this.
Not this beefy tit.
No, fuck you, you beefy titard.
Give me a goddamn break.
Anybody who puts AX in the chat is a fucking tard, okay?
I'll tell you that right now.
18 naked defense schemes in the fields at Cotton Bull Ranch Big Hard Longhorn.
Leave the longhorns out of this, all right?
Leave the fucking longhorns out of it, all right?
Look, we're in a rebuilding phase at UT, okay?
The longhorns are a rebuilding phase ever since we hired that black not look, has nothing to do with his race.
I just forget his name sometimes.
That fucking black coach that they hooked up at UT, that was the worst goddamn thing they could have ever done to their football program.
They threw their football program at least back 20 years, as far as I'm concerned.
And look, there's nothing racist about being critical of a coach that just happens to be black.
Charlie Strong, thank you.
I don't remember his name.
Charlie Strong.
I don't remember his name.
What is this?
Death by Bacon.
Breaking news.
Ghost's advice on anal douching has hospitalized 40 minors in New York.
Fuck off.
Warrants have been issued for a fruity wheelchair-bound hambone who really.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Fuck you, Death by Bacon.
All right, look, everybody gets all upset.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'll get you the $18.66 bucker in a second, dude.
Hey, Ghost.
Sorry about the low flybys last show.
Pilot from Wednesday.
Dude, that's not funny, dude.
That's not funny.
We heard some planes like one around my house, and I do live in San Antonio, Texas.
This is military USA.
And I was just saying, hey, what the hell's going on here?
And these fucking jerk-off trolls out here trying to make a big troll out of it.
But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is first and foremost, everybody always gets icky, right?
Everybody always is like, Ghost, I don't want to talk about these uncomfortable subject matters whenever I talk about surprise butt sex.
You know, all of a sudden, look, folks, if you're going to get grossed out, if you're going to say, oh, here he goes again, Ghost is going to talk about gay anal butt sex again.
Let me tell you something, all right?
What is this?
The Texas losers.
Come on now.
Don't blame a guy from Arkansas for Texas sucking.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Listen, this is the modern society we're living in.
All right.
What is this?
Especially when there are many.
American top 40 again.
Coming in at number 31.
The name of this song reflects a certain kind of animal that Ghost has developed a chronic fear of, thanks to unmentionable and notorious troll dogs.
All right.
We get it, American Top 40.
All right.
I'm telling you, you got a Casey Kaysum fetish.
I'm telling you this right now.
Whoever the hell's doing these damn American top 40 text-to-speeches here, all right?
But anyway, look, right when I talk about surprise butt sex, everybody in the chat room is flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking about, oh, we don't want to hear about this ghost.
Oh, I don't want to hear about it.
Hey, dude, this is the modern society that we're living in, where there's more than two genders now, okay?
Where people that before they hit the age of 18 now, teenagers have sexual relations in many different capacities.
They have it with themselves, they have it with other sex, and they have it with the same sexes.
So what I'm telling everybody out here, because the only reason I'm bringing this up is because this idiot from text-to-speech, Death by Bacon, had suggested that, oh, you know, 40 youths who did anal douche.
Listen, I know that it's very uncomfortable for you folks to hear some of the things that I discuss, especially when it comes to surprise butt sex.
But let's be honest, okay?
Okay, listen, if you are thinking about doing some kind of anal butt pleasures, the only reason that I do this is because I'm family entertainment.
And I want to make sure that if there's some, hopefully there's nobody under the age of 18 listening to my broadcast.
You got to be over the age of 18 to listen to my broadcast.
But if there's somebody out there thinking, you know what, I'd like something in my anus.
If you're going to put some other man's penis in your anus, you have to get that fucking anal douche, dude.
You know, I'm not joking.
You can find this in Walgreens or in CVS, okay?
All you've got to do is you pull the fucking top of the goddamn bottle and anal douche while you're in the shower.
What is this?
Ling Kwang?
America is a bad country?
Fucking, first of all, talk to me in American if you're going to do text-to-speech, you piece of fucking oriental trash.
All right, talk to me in American.
But like I said, folks, this is what you have to do if you're going to be practicing any kind of anal butt pleasures because unfortunately, a lot of these goddamn young people think that, oh, well, I want to be gay.
Family entertainment for target.
I got your tars, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm fucking family entertainment.
That's what I am.
And I'm trying to use my position as being family entertainment to convey some kind of special announcements to folks.
Or what do they call those?
It's like an after-school special.
It's like, you know, I'm caring about the listening base.
And just in case they want to partake in what is now very common in Western civilization, surprise butt sex.
Then what they have to do before they let anybody, you know, go up there is they've got to just go ahead, take a goddamn bottle of the anal douche, unplug the top, put the tip of it in your anus, and okay, and you want to do this while you're in the shower, okay?
And what happens is I've done extensive research into the gay community, okay?
And this is for political and social purposes, okay?
But what you do, you throw this damn anal douche into your colon, you squeeze your cheeks together so that damn, you know, that anal douche is in your colon.
You do like a fucking hula hoo, you know, kind of motion.
You know, you do like a, you know, you know what I mean?
You do like a fucking, you know, like you're dancing the washing machine and shit.
You know, you do that kind of fucking motion so it can kind of swirl around in the goddamn colon in there.
And then once you're done after about a minute or two, you just what?
I'ma be real with you in the form of a sort of joke.
What, Acosta?
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have $2 and a lot of counterfeit.
Cheers, ghosts.
Well, thank you, Acosto Demo Pen.
I don't really get that one for Christ's sake.
Here's Brooke 412.
All right.
Hi, Ghost.
Smoked some train wreck this evening on the screen.
Train wreck is a good strain, by the way.
Last night that you, Mrs. Ghost, Angie, and I were smoking trees together with Donald Trees with Donald Trump.
This vid will gross the trolls out.
Cheers.
All right.
Well, I'll get to the $18.66 bucker.
And for you guys that are wondering here, people are donating $18.66 so I can view their YouTube video.
And we're going to view those here in just a second.
European Union Propaganda00:16:34
But right now, once again, let's go back to the anal douche because I'm providing family entertainment and I want to make sure that anybody out there who's just, for whatever reason, itching to get a penis in your ass, I'm just telling you what you got to do.
And you got to get that anal douche.
You got to, you know, put the, you know, let it roll around in your colon while you're in the shower.
And then while you're in the shower, you spread your cheeks open and all over the shower, okay?
All over the place, so that this way, whenever you, you know, whenever you have that surprise, butt sex, you know, whenever you have that, whoever is going in your anus is not going to have like broken particles of escrement and Hershey squirts and things of that nature.
So listen, I know when I talk about this, you people get very uncomfortable about it, but this is America, okay?
This is what they're teaching your children in public education today.
All right.
I mean, this is what's happening in higher education and colleges.
This is what they're teaching you.
Do you understand this?
All right.
I'm providing a public service.
I'm providing a public service during family entertainment.
And hold on, somebody's saying somebody's counting my shekels.
Don't be counting my shekels.
All right.
Anyway, folks, enough of butt sex.
I know that you folks, you know, try to be coy about it, but I'm pretty sure each and every one of you, especially if you're under the age of 35, I'm pretty sure you've probably had it on the down low at this point.
I mean, it's so, it's so open.
It's so free.
I mean, oh my God.
Let's go ahead and talk about some serious subject matters.
All right.
Let's talk about the president here.
Now, the reason I want to talk about the president is because there is a literal coup and an attempt to try to overthrow this duly elected president because the Democrats know that they can't beat this man in 2020.
They can't beat this man in 2020.
And what I don't understand is if they really want to impeach Donald Trump, how come they're not doing the procedural appropriate actions by going and having this inquiry of impeachment to a vote and the House floor?
How come they're not putting it because they know the Democrats know they can't beat Donald Trump?
I mean, I want to be completely honest with you.
I personally believe that the Democrats wanted all this information about Joe Biden and where's Hunter?
Where's Hunter?
Did y'all see that yesterday, Donald Trump?
Where's Hunter?
I mean, do you think that it's rather ironic that the Democrats use this, this Ukrainian situation, with all the tyings of the Bidens?
They would use this as a means of inquiry for impeachment, for Christ's sake.
Ghost got so tarted he mixed up a legal impeachment with a coup.
It's a fucking coup, you leftist piece of shit.
Shut up, Evil Mira.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
You're lucky that I'm a man of freedom of speech, okay?
Because you have been leaving nothing but a bunch of left-wing DNC propaganda, not only on the Texas speech, but on my forum as well.
Okay?
A bunch of left-wing, long-haired hippie propaganda.
And I'm telling you right now, what's going on here is a coup.
It's a fucking coup.
And the president needs every American citizen to be vigilant and every American citizen to be pro-Trump.
This man is pro-Americana, so much so that he's the modern-day George Washington.
He is saving America.
He is saving America.
And who is Ling Kwang?
Ling Quang?
Shut up, American Pig.
Soon Chinese is the language of the world, you bacon boy.
Oh, yeah, you think so?
We'll talk about that here in just a second here.
Yeah, Ling Kwang.
Yeah, whatever.
Take the fucking chopsticks out of your ass.
All right.
You fucking communist Chinese government cum gurgling piece of nipple clamp loving, seat sniffing, pickled prick sucking, turkey tick-sporting, phallic-fluffin' piece of goddamn Ginsu knife-licking shit.
All right, we don't want none of that pro-China propaganda around here, boy.
All right?
So go eat a bad egg roll somewhere else because this is America.
Anyway, look, you got me off track, Ling Kwang, all right?
And we'll get to your $18.66 bucker in just a second.
But I'm calling on everybody out there who's an American citizen who loves this country, who loves the Constitution.
You have to be for Trump because the modern-day Democrats hate their country.
The modern-day Democrats think that illegal immigrants have more authority over our country than the American citizens.
Huh?
There it is right there.
Hey now, I'm just providing the people with what they want and need.
Bullshit!
You're a propagandist for the left, Evil Mira.
You're a goddamn propagandist to the left, and you know it.
Go fuck off.
All right, go.
You know what, Evil Mira?
You're a fucking propagandist for the left.
And I wouldn't be surprised if you're working for somebody's campaign because some of the garbage that you pull out of your fucking fruit bowl ass is just, it's just, it's just unbelievable to me, all right?
Especially when you're trying to capitalist comedy classics.
Here's a throwback tonight.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, look, we've got these 18 buckers piling up.
What is this?
Lee Kwang, do it now, bacon boy.
China does not wait.
Hey, you fucking, you're gonna wait, all right?
You're gonna wait like I wait in a fucking Chinese buffet for the crab legs, you stupid dumb Lee Kwang, quing, quang, whatever the fuck your pong pong pang name is, all right?
You're gonna wait like I wait and everybody else's wait.
So sit there and shut up.
Jesus Christ, can you believe the kind of crowd?
This is a Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
This is episode 106.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm drinking beer.
I just heard that Bjorn, all right, Bjorn just took a shot.
So I'm gonna drink some more beer.
You know what?
I'm gonna take a shot.
I wanna take a shot.
What is this?
Lee Kwang, do it now, white man.
Don't tell me what to do.
Don't fucking tell me what to do, you car-carrying Chinese commie.
Don't tell me what to do.
Russian paid streamer, you son of a bitch.
You know I don't like Ruskies, boy.
You know, we, the capitalist army, we did a whole bunch of Russian political operations.
Lest we forget Operation Spilt Vodka, huh?
Y'all remember that, huh?
Operational false indictment.
That's a goddamn lie.
You cauliflower cocksporting piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Don't mind Mira.
He's a Swede, so he's cucked by default.
Well, dude, that's not fun.
Even if he is a Swede, that's horrible.
All right.
Sweden right now is being overrun by a bunch of wild jehudies.
And let me tell you something right now.
This, and let's just continue on.
Since we're talking about Trump, you got a lot of people crying that Trump left and pulled out of Syria.
And most of those people that are crying about Trump pulling out Syria are on the left.
They're on the fucking left over here.
Oh, I can't believe he did that to the Kurds.
I can't believe he just left.
Do you understand that this is a strategic international relations situation going on here?
Trump pulled out of Syria to do one of two things.
Kill two birds with one stone, essentially, to back up and reinforce what he said during the campaign to bring back troops who were fighting never-ending wars.
Okay?
That's exactly what he did.
And secondly, Turkey is now invading the areas of Syria that America pulled out of.
And it now becomes the EU's problem, the European Union.
It becomes the European Union's problem now, all right?
What now?
Ghost can't even stand up to actual debate.
Or just talk about it.
Evil Mira, I'll debate anybody.
All right.
I'll debate anybody, anywhere, anytime.
Are you kidding me?
And I'll make them look like a fucking mental midget, you moron.
How fucking dare you you sit over here and try to say that, oh, he doesn't want to debate anybody.
And oh, ghost, he doesn't want to debate it.
Everybody's afraid to debate me.
Do you understand that?
And you want to know why?
Because I provide substance, all right?
What the fuck is this?
Lee Kwang, can you fuck off?
I've got shit to talk about here.
I'm going to blindfold this Lee Kwang with fucking dental floss and stick a fucking egg roll in her ass or its ass or whatever.
I hate to assume it's gender.
If they don't shut the fuck up on text to speech, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, as I stated, Trump pulling out of Syria, the Turks moving in.
This now, this Middle Eastern situation has now become the European Union's problem.
And what are the European Union going to do about it?
Because lest we forget, in 2016, Angela Merkel, y'all, y'all remember Angela Merkel.
I'm Angela Merkel and I control the European Union.
Anyway, Angela Merkel tried to bring in the Turks, tried to bring in Turkey as a member of the European Union.
All right?
And it was a major failure.
And now the Turks are utilizing that leverage to try to expand their empire conquests.
Because let me tell you, Erdogan, the president of Turkey, he has conquest.
He has visions of the Ottoman Empire.
All right?
So it is what it is.
That's what he is.
That's what it is.
And now, now that he's trying to expand on those Ottoman Empire endeavors, those internal feelings, those, I believe that Turkey should bring back the Ottoman Empire and all that shit.
Now it becomes the European Union's problem.
And what is the European Union going to do?
What is the European Union going to do?
Nothing.
Evil Mira, Trump moved into Saudi Arabia just now, so I guess he's still into those wars, huh?
Not to mention all the wars we're going to get into now that Syria is going nuts again and Merkel kicked Turkey because they fucking sucked.
Well, by even talking to Turkey, Evil Mira, and even considering them for a European Union membership is what made the fervor that Erdogan and Turkey have today.
And now Turkey has come out and said, hey, look, let me tell you something, European Union.
You call Turkey what you're doing now to Syria an invasion.
We will unload 3.5 million Jahuti into your European Union.
Do you understand that, right?
I mean, Turkey's got European Union by the balls because of this influx of refugees.
I mean, the fucking European Union has already got an influx, about two and a half, three million refugees thus far.
And Turkey is just holding back another 3.5 million refugees that he's willing to open up the floodgates for and pour into Europe again.
And what is this, Evil Mirror?
By that logic, Trump talking to North Korea was retarded.
So I guess we can agree with you there.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That doesn't even make fucking sense.
And what the fuck is, okay, Chinese flag, Chinese flag.
Hey, Ling Kwang, can you fucking put your ping pong pang up your ass already?
All right.
I'm talking here.
I'm talking.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, what is the EU going to do?
What are the people in the region going to do?
And the only reason that we have troops deployed in Saudi Arabia is because lest we forget, we are protecting Saudi Arabia for a lot of different reasons, not just oil.
But, you know, believe it or not, Saudi Arabia owns most of America's debt.
So there's a lot of reasons why we've deployed troops to Saudi Arabia to protect Saudi Arabia from what's about to happen in the Middle East.
All right.
I mentor TARD for TARD.
Fuck you, idiot.
I'm not fucking entertainment for TARD, you fucking stupid moron.
Anyway, once again, folks, I want to reiterate that what's about to happen in the Middle East has nothing to do with America.
Not even the Russians are going to come in.
All right.
Not even the Russians are going to come in and help because the Russians have already left.
Remember, they left in what, late 2016, early 2017?
Remember, Putin had his mission accomplished moment and all that bullshit.
This is somebody's going to have to do something.
And is it going to be the European Union?
Because if the European Union does nothing, I believe that Erdogan is just going to flood the European Union with even more refugees.
And I'm telling you, folks, this is going to be a very interesting situation.
And by the way, what did I tell you guys the last time?
That Iran and Turkey aren't on favorable terms either.
So by Turkey taking this initiative, you know, trying to encroach on lands in Syria, which are now occupied, many of which by Iran and its terrorist satellites, now all of a sudden Iran is getting a little pissed off.
Now all of a sudden, Iran is getting pissed off at Turkey.
What is this?
2012 fan?
Hey, Lean Kwang, set me up with your sister.
I'm rich and can buy your peasant family a new house.
Thank you, Trump, for protecting us.
We were getting into a real quagmire.
Thank you.
I mean, it is what it is.
Thank you very much, perpetrators of 9-11.
I mean, really, that's really what it comes down to, okay?
Let's just say for the sake of argument, he didn't leave.
What's the end goal in Syria?
What is winning in Syria?
There's no, there's nothing there in it for us.
We've already spent, folks, you have to understand.
America's in 21, going on $22 trillion in debt.
The United States, excuse me, has spent almost over $7 trillion in the Middle East alone.
$7 trillion for wars that, what has it left the Middle East up to this point?
And we've gotten nothing for it, folks.
$7 trillion we spent in the Middle East.
Where did all that money go?
Where did all that money go?
So anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that what the president has done is pretty good.
What is this?
Lee Kwang, we own the construction company you'll be paying for.
We own all you bacon boys.
You will bow to China.
No, no, no, no.
You don't understand, Lee Kwang.
Speaking of the president and what he has done positive for the people, did you see the deal, the phase one deal that he signed with China today?
Now, this is a phase one of possibly three phases between the negotiation in the trade war between China and America.
Now, what Trump has got the Chinese committed to is this.
In the phase one, China has committed to purchasing $50 billion in agriculture.
Okay.
Now, the most China has ever spent on United States agriculture is $17 billion.
Today, during the phase one announcement, there's a commitment by China to purchase $50 billion worth of agriculture.
So that means that for all you folks that are looking for places to make money, it looks like getting yourself a hoe and some land and plowing that land and throwing some goddamn crops on it is going to be very, very profitable here in the near future.
So I'm telling you right now, folks, what the president is doing, he's doing everything pro-America.
And what he's trying to do with China is this.
He's trying to shift the global order.
Because at first here, before Trump was elected, let's put it that way, China was being put forth as the model for the globalist order on an international basis.
I'll get to it in a second, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Shifting Global Order00:06:22
Politics don't mean shit.
Games rule.
And go back to the 15-year-old.
Yes, you should.
Games rule.
That's why.
Yeah, you're not going to say that during a Chinese rule.
Look at how they silenced a gamer, huh?
Lee Kwang, propaganda talk, you liar, and you people know it.
What are you talking about lying?
I ain't fucking lying.
I ain't fucking lying for Christ's sake, dude.
I'm fucking telling you the truth.
And you fucking people that are out here, oh, I like games more.
I like games.
Well, then you better start getting political and you better start getting political quick.
Because right now, folks, China is going to have a big say-so on whether or not you can game or what kind of games you have, etc.
What is this?
Hey, remember when North Korea agreed to a bunch of things and then it turns out they lied?
Think China.
They didn't lie.
What did they lie about?
Not to mention they'd buy agriculture anyway.
Not like that.
Well, what did they lie about?
What did they lie about?
And by the way, North Korea, okay, you bring up North Korea, Evil Mira.
North Korea, believe it or not, every time they throw a missile, it has nothing to do with the United States.
I mean, the United States, that's not their problem.
It's the region's problem at this point in time.
So every time that North Korea at this point continues to blast off ballistic missiles, it shows the incompetence of China and Russia, who are supposed to be the strongholds in this region, who are supposed to be the superpowers.
Remember, China, all right, China is supposed to be in control of North Korea.
And they can't stop them from launching off ballistic missiles.
I mean, this just goes to show you that every time there's a missile launched by North Korea, both China and Russia are impotent.
All right, they're impotent.
Oh, my God.
Art Hammond.
Thanks for the shout-outs, everyone.
Let's begin the show.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'll get to the fucking $18.66 bucker in just a second.
All I'm simply stating is, is that I hear this shit about North Korea, this, North Korea, that.
North Korea has done nothing in belligerence to America.
So it launches a few ballistic missiles in the air.
That's more of a threat to China, Russia, Japan, South Korea, these regional folks.
And to be honest with you, I mean, I think that Kim Jong-un has done some major capitulating to the United States.
And even in his state-run media, they even portray the meeting with Trump as a very important pinnacle event.
So to sit here and suggest that nothing happened with the North Koreans and the United States negotiation is bullshit.
As a matter of fact, you're going to have another meeting here in the next month or two when it comes to the United States and North Korea.
So don't sit here and talk garbage about, oh, you know, what about North Korea?
North Korea is doing whatever the hell Donald Trump says.
So there's a ballistic missile that's launched.
Big deal.
All right.
That's fucking the region's problem.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, I think China is going to pay for these 50 billion in crops.
And that means that, you know, it's going to be rather economically prosperous for farmers to start farming again.
And by the way, I don't want to go over the markets completely, but did you see the positivity in the stock market?
What did I tell you?
That you're going to see some short-term gains when it comes to positive news and political takes, and I like what I hear.
Are you the one who's in the wheelchair?
I'm fucked off, dude, with the fucking wheelchair jokes, you asshole.
Gray Steele, fuck the communist Chinese government.
I recognize the Chinese nationalists.
They're the true leaders of China.
And what is this?
Lee Kwang, again, you speak lies, white man.
Kim is our puppet.
There is no incompetence in China and our region is stable as ever.
You know nothing of China.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm going to guarantee you this.
And I prognosticated this back in 2016 and 17 and 18, but I'm going to do this again, okay?
Watch.
Here very shortly, China is going to miraculously have an Islamic problem.
An Islamic extremist problem.
Mark my fucking what.
Roxy Reyes.
Hey, ghost.
I hope you're having a great night.
Hey, thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
Cheers to Roxy Reyes and even fucking Art Hammond for the 25.
Thank you very much, Roxy Reyes.
I appreciate it.
But once again, just watch.
Because of the Chinese oppression of the Uyghurs, and if you don't know who the Uyghurs are, they're the Muslim contingent population within the borders of China.
They are putting these folks into concentration camps.
They are mowing down their mosques.
And you don't think that the Islamic community internationally is just going to allow that to happen?
I'm telling you, the oppression of the Uyghurs in China, just watch.
Just watch and learn, baby.
All right.
The prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, China will have a Muslim problem, okay?
Repeat that in your head.
China will have a Muslim terrorist problem.
And don't think that our boys in the CIA and intelligence agencies didn't have nothing to do with it, boy.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there, boy.
And look, I want to talk about a couple of other subject matters here, but we're getting piled up with $18.66 buckers.
So let's just go ahead and get to them now so we can go ahead and just kind of mull them over on this Baller Friday episode 106.
Let's go ahead and get started with the first $18.66 bucker.
This is by The Wanderer.
The Wanderer requested this.
And what did the Wanderers say?
This is some crazy shit.
Flashing lights warning.
All right, I don't know what the hell this is, folks.
Please, viewer discretion.
Hold on, what is this?
Put the PC shot on.
This is by The Wanderer.
He said this is some crazy shit.
Flashing lights warning.
What is this?
America Top 40 Request00:15:17
They've had wars out here with fireworks.
Yes.
And what that means.
Wars with fireworks.
Four-inch sky mortars like the city shoots up in the air.
Except they shoot them back and forth at each other.
Oh, man.
That sounds pretty fun.
That sounds dangerously fun.
This house here got a wall blown through.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
A young man hurt last year.
His mom paused.
Wait a minute.
Wait, do you notice all these cheering that are just walking out here?
And this looks like subsidized housing.
This looks like these folks are getting entitlements and yet they have enough money to be, you know, spending on very expensive goddamn fireworks.
I mean, isn't it?
Anybody find that ironic?
What they say you play with fireworks.
You get burned.
Oh, get in front of me, thank you.
Uh-oh, this looks dangerously fun.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yeah, baby!
Take that, motherfucker.
Rivericide, motherfucker.
Riverside motherfuckers man, they're trying to aim it at the cars do Oh, they're just shooting it outside the car.
Riverside, motherfucker!
Who, who?
Who would do this in the chat?
Seriously, who would be doing this?
4th of July on January 1st.
Who would be doing that shit?
I mean, seriously, this is very dangerously fun.
probably partake in something like this.
Man, this is pretty ghetto, but But pretty fun at the same time.
I mean, can you ever yell at me, man?
I hope you got your niggas with you.
I hope you're both riding with you.
They gon' fuck it.
What if they were like, bro?
Man, that mother shit brutal.
My mother looking hand-fucked up.
They saw me all on my chest, my back.
Look, they down that sneaky behind the truck.
Hey, watch out this way.
Goddamn Man this I mean, I think we're gonna do this January first baby We might have to do this on January 1st, baby.
Man, all right, turn it off.
Hold on.
Look at this little kid.
Oh, all right.
Turn it off.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
Are you shitting me?
That kid looked like he was fucking six years old out there.
Like, yeah, we had a motherfuckers.
Where the motherfuckers at?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
It never ends, huh?
The cycle.
It never ends.
What is this?
Young Ji Huang Jiazu.
Jesus fucking Christian.
Can you talk to me in American for Christ's sake?
Speak to me in American, you fucking piece of trash.
Like I know fucking oriental language.
Derby 378, dude.
Derby Baller Friday ghost.
Happy baller Friday.
You just got a dance.
Check out the undead Japanese girl.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What are you telling you?
What are you talking about?
You're from Hong Kong?
Are you for real?
You're from Hong Kong?
Oh, you're free Hong Kong.
Yeah, no shit.
Free Hong Kong.
All right.
Free Hong Kong.
You filthy Chinese communists.
Keep your filthy, disgusting hands off of Hong Kong.
Anyway, Liga.
American 8 people.
Is this somebody?
Is this somebody really from China?
Lee Kwang?
Because they're taking what I'm saying about China a little personal, huh?
Eat a bowl of rice and call me in the morning if you think it's a little bit too rough for the Chinese talk.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by America Top 40.
He said, welcome back to American Top 40.
I'm Casey Kayson.
Coming in at number 32, the title of this song reflects what Ghost Regularly wants to do to the trolls.
All right, let's see what this is.
Let's see what this is, America Top 40.
All right.
Hold on.
I got a goddamn advertisement for a Temper-Pedic.
I mean, are people really buying this many mattresses out there for Christ's sake?
I mean, anyway, put the PC shot on.
This is requested by America Top 40.
What I want to do to the trolls?
This is what I want to do to the trolls.
I've never heard of this.
Peter Murphy D. Cuts you up?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright!
I don't know, man.
Has anybody ever heard this song, Peter Murphy?
Man, dude.
Man, this sounds like some shit that some chick with black hair and black clothing would be listening to.
Hey, this is the American Top 40 over here.
America Top 40 requested this.
Lee Kwang skip this.
This is banned in China.
Skip this fruity shit is banned in China.
That's funny, dude.
That's funny.
That's funny.
All right.
Well, this is some kind of music.
What does everybody think about this song here thus far?
I see a lot of people writing fruity in the chat.
See what the hell this is about.
I'll give it a few more seconds here.
This is kind of bad, dude.
I'm going to be honest with you.
If this was an American Top 40, I sure as hell missed it because I didn't listen to this shit.
Shut up for all you idiots that are saying this is better than Pantera.
All right, fuck off, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, American Top 40 requested this.
Let's let this continue go for a couple more seconds.
Everybody's saying fruity, American Top 40.
I think we get the gist, right?
All right, all right, turn this off.
All right, we get it.
Hey, American Top 40, thank you very much.
That was a little fruity, to be honest with you.
Everybody in the chat room was like, fruity, fruity.
So I don't know what kind of reaction that you wanted there, but there you got it.
This next $18.66 bucker is requested by Pilot from Wednesday.
All right, Pilot from Wednesday, who said, hey, ghost, sorry about the low-buy flybys last show.
We had some technical difficulties.
Oh, yeah.
Well, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that?
Oh, dude, what the hell is this?
Oh, no.
No, this is a put the PC shot on.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
NOOOOO!
Pull up! Pull up! Pull up!
Oh my god dude!
This is horrible.
Come on, flap your wings or something, Bernie.
Terrain.
CLAP YOUR WINGS! TOO LOW! TOO SONG!
BANK ANGLE!
Oh, dude.
Why do y'all show me shit like that, man?
Seriously.
Why do y'all show me shit like that?
I fucking hate crap like that, man.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, that's fucked up, dude.
That is just fucked up.
I need some more beer after that for Christ's sake.
Tony the shitwalker.
What is this, Tony the Shitwalker?
Fuck the Chinese government and their Winnie the Pooh looking president.
Their Winnie the Pooh looking president.
That's a good one, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
It's Baller Friday episode 106.
Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
I'm sorry, I'm drinking pretty early in the show.
My apologies, folks, but it is a Baller Friday, and I do like to celebrate a Baller Friday proper.
I'll do so.
I will tell you this.
I am not drinking while I'm not doing the broadcast.
So, for you folks that are worried about the fact that I'm continuously drinking every day, I am not.
All right, I'm not drinking.
What is this?
Lee Kwang, fuck you, Tony Bacon Boy.
You bacon.
Why do you keep calling everybody in America and a bacon boy?
Do you know how much pork China consumes?
Why are you calling everybody in America bacon boy for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch?
All right.
Let me go ahead and do this.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Drinking some beer.
Drinking some beer, baby.
All right, what is this?
Evil mare.
What do you want?
Ghost, I know we have our differences, but there's a stream you need to raid immediately.
Trust me on this.
Jesus Christ.
Trust me on this.
You see, I'm going to trust a leftist, all right?
And I'm doing this because I want to show you how fucking conniving and piece of shit these leftists are, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot.
Wait, what is this shit?
She's been up all night.
What is this shit?
I'm breaking up.
Okay.
What the fuck?
This is a live stream?
That PMB did not need to go any further.
This is a fucking live stream.
Are you shitting me?
They're watching fucking My Little Fucking Pony, dude.
Because he is built like a wrestler and he goes, Oh, so he's been much more than a fancy.
Oh my god, dude.
Dude, it's Ebony and Ivory, My Little Pony Edition.
You've got to be fucking shitting me, dude.
She goes, You've got to be shitting me, man.
Hold on, what is this?
Wings of Dandemption.
All right, we'll get to that in just a second.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You want me to.
You say it.
He wants me to give him a shout out.
It's fucking.
But look at the name.
Ebony and Ivory.
I can read.
He's done it twice.
He wants me to.
He wants me to shout on my.
Oh, my God.
Is your super chat?
Not super chat.
Your super chats.
Is your donation thing link to this?
What the hell is this?
Why?
If you donate to us.
Oh, you fucking shekel goblin fucking pieces of pony shit.
Are you fucking kidding?
Don't donate anything to these fucking twerks.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do not contribute to the fucking man children.
Say my name.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Joker from fucking Darkness.
Oh, my God.
Did he ask?
No, he didn't ask him to say it.
Oh, my God.
No, he's demanding it right there.
Say my name.
I require some monetary transaction for this.
Ebony and Ivory, the Brony Edition.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey, look, look at this tard that's laughing his ass off.
I can't say that name out loud.
That's illegal.
No.
Oh, my God.
Are they drinking?
Are you kidding me?
We got Ebony and Ivory on a Friday fucking night kicking back in some fucking, looks like a teenage boy's room.
They're watching My Little Pony and they're fucking drinking.
And they're fucking drinking.
No, rewind.
Rewind.
You've got no shout out.
Say it, Cloud.
Oh, hold on.
Let me get an SMR.
No, no.
You don't.
No.
No, just no.
You don't give that shit for free.
No.
Spermy, if you give me $5, I'll see you.
Fucking Spermy.
Spermy got a shout-out.
That was a fan.
Fucking Spermy again.
There you go.
How many times do you check that shit?
Oh, my God.
We could check it on Streamlabs.
All right, hold on.
No, you do it.
I'm doing it.
Before.
I can't believe what I'm watching.
No, I heard that shit, too.
I cannot believe what I'm watching.
Does that happen even if we're not logged in?
Yeah, no, it happens.
It's fine.
There's a link to the Stream Labs though.
That's why we.
Oh, no, it's right there.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I'm going to turn this off.
Who did it?
I mean, this is Ebony and Ivory, the My Little Pony Edition.
Sorry.
We're on a different page, guys.
This is modern-day America.
All right.
All right.
I did.
Oh, I did.
I asked him.
What?
No, you didn't know.
What?
Hold on.
I. Wait, what is that?
What?
Don't worry about it.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I can't believe that this is happening on a Friday night, for Christ's sake.
All right, that doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
Okay.
You got to give them the official shout-out.
Go for it.
All right, look, I got to get out of here.
93 viewers suddenly did this shit.
I'd like to give a special shout-out to Spermy the Cat.
Thank you for your $5 donation.
I mean, they donated to us.
Maybe someone else donated on their behalf.
But either way.
Okay, so someone donated for me to say Spermy the Cat.
Fucking Spermy the Cat is getting a specialized shout-out from Ebony and Ivory, the My Little Pony edition.
But if you want to pay me another $5, I'll say it double the time.
Industrial Bullshit Sounds00:05:01
Oh my god.
Look, they're whoring out.
Look, they're whoring out while they're drinking.
What the fuck are they drinking?
At least whores.
What kind of cheap shit are they drinking?
Lew doesn't tell us instructions.
Say it, lewd.
I ASMR'd that shit.
That's lewd enough.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
I saw you post it in my chat.
Your text is looking kind of hot.
Dude, what?
What the fuck?
Alright, I gotta get out of here, dude.
I can't do this.
That's my place, too, you know.
Oh, my God.
Especially when they're on the bottom.
There's the Wanderer now.
Oh, God.
Stop.
Stop, stop.
Please don't listen and take it.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right, that's enough.
We can get Steamy all right.
That's enough.
I'm not, this is getting fruity.
I knew it, dude.
All right.
These guys are literally a fucking Ebony and Ivory.
It's a Friday night.
There's bars open all over the place.
There's nightclubs.
You know, there's a whole bunch of things these young gentlemen can do.
And what are they doing?
They're kicking back with each other, watching My Little Pony on a fucking stream on YouTube.
I mean, good fucking God.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's it.
I mean, a great evil mirror.
Real fucking funny, man.
All right.
I probably gave those fucking idiots the most goddamn traffic they'll ever see in their life.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got American Top 40.
All right, the American Top 40 requested an 18-bucker and 66 center here.
And what did American Top 40 say?
Coming in at number 31, the name of this song reflects a certain kind of animal that Ghost has developed a chronic fear of thanks to the unmentionable and notorious troll donations.
So let's see what the hell he's talking about, huh?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Huh?
Fuck, what is this?
American Top 40 Reptile.
Is that the name of the song?
Jesus Christ, turn that down a little bit.
Reptile.
And what is it?
Some kind of electronic music?
Is that what this shit is?
What is this shit?
This sounds like a cross between, like, The Cure and, like, some industrial bullshit.
And shut up.
This ain't boomer music, asshole.
What does everybody think?
Well, you said it sounds like a little bit between the cure and like some industrial bullshit.
Y'all remember industrial music from American Top 40?
Yeah, somebody in the chat knows joy division anal sausages.
ironic.
You had no joy division with that name.
Oh!
Oh, it's from it's an Aussie group.
I'm from Australia.
I mean, is this 80s?
Are they from the 80s?
It's from 1985.
Okay.
All right, let's take this off here.
All right, let's take this off right here.
You know, this sounds, like I said, a cross between the cure and some industrial bullshit.
But now that you said that it's an Australian group back from 1985, yeah, that's when NXS came out and shit.
What is this?
Mini Moose sounds like Blue Oyster Cult mixed with the Cure.
That's actually a pretty good comparison, Mini Moose.
Hey, Blue Oyster Cult Mixed with the Cure.
That sounds pretty good.
No shit.
Oh, the industrial, though.
It sounds a little too industrial.
What that meow, meow?
You know that shit.
Anyway, and let's continue on.
Mini Moose Comparison00:04:18
Somebody, Jackler's asking, am I going to upload the past several shows on BitChute?
Yeah, I am.
I just, I've unfortunately got a lot of shit on my plate, but I will be slowly uploading those to the bit shoot.
So all you folks that are looking for past episodes 104, 105, and episode 15 of the Saturday Night Troll Show, they'll be up.
All right.
Don't fucking call me lazy, you piece of shit.
All right, I got a lot of fucking shit on my plate out here.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Brooke412.
It's a high ghost smoking some train wreck this evening and thought of you.
I had a dream last night that you, Mrs. Ghost, NG, and I were smoking trees together with Donald Trump in Vegas.
This vid will gross the trolls out, cheer.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I don't know what the hell somebody just viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Because some of these fucking trolls like to do weird shit.
And oh, dude, are you fucking dude?
Viewer discretion is advised, okay?
Pimple popping compilation.
Oh, oh, why?
Why do I want to watch this?
Oh, look away, folks.
I'll tell you to win to look back.
I'm sorry.
I mean, somebody donated an $18.66 bucker for this is on a bitch's face.
Oh, my God.
This is on a bitch's face.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's a dude's thing.
Either way, there's a disgusting boil on a fucking face there.
Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God, no!
It looks like the blob, dude.
Stop!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, dude.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
This is fucking...
Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh!
OH MY GOD LOOK AT HOW MUCH IT- EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD THAT'S ALL IN SOMEBODY'S FUCKING FACE MAN
Oh, God, that just keeps coming up.
Oh, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
No!
I don't want to see anymore.
No!
Put the fucking goddamn needle in it.
No!
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god, no!
All right, that's God.
Oh my god, it's cottage cheese!
Oh God!
Oh my god!
All right, get it out of here!
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake, man!
Oh my god!
Who the fuck did that?
Brooke 412?
Who the fuck is Brooke 412?
Oh God, I'm sorry, folks, man.
I am fucking sorry.
That was fucking disgusting, man.
Oh, God.
I mean, you see the kind of sick shit that I've got to put up with when it comes to these fucking $18.66 bucker, for Christ's sake, man.
That's fucking disgusting, man.
WHAT?
Oh, God, no.
It doesn't.
Who wants strawberry yogurt?
Is that what the fuck you just said, you fucking sick North Brody?
Oh, God.
Disgusting Song Reaction00:04:54
All right, let's just forget about it.
Let's move on.
I want to leave that in the past for Christ's sake.
All right, let's move on to the next one here.
Jesus Christ, I'm going to throw up.
I'm not even joking around.
That's fucking gross, man.
Anyway, folks, Lee Kwang is next here on the $18.66 bucker.
Lee Kwang said, Shut up, American Pig.
Soon Chinese is a language of the world, you bacon boy.
China's the strongest country.
Mao once said, impatience will spoil great plans.
Spirit of Lee Feng, we demand you to play all of this.
Well, I'll play as much as I want.
How do you like that?
All right, don't be fucking demanding nothing out of Ghost over here.
You goddamn fucking egg roll eater.
All right, let's see what the hell you're talking about.
Play it all.
Play all of it, and you better stand up for the entire thing or else or else what?
All right, or else what?
Just play this fucking shit.
Just shut you.
I'm not playing the whole thing.
You just sit there and you be happy with as much as I'm on an air, right?
You don't own this man, boy.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Oh, look at this.
It's Mao Seitong.
Is this pro Mao Seitong crap?
You notice that they never paint in Mal's double chin.
They never paint in his double chin.
Cream of some young hoa.
Cream of some young hoa.
Are you fucking kidding me with this song?
I mean, just to think that you've got a billion Chinese people fucking heel kick into this horse shit.
Yes, we do it for Chairman Mao, huh?
Look at these idiots fucking throwing the red book up like they mean something.
Ghosts can't stand up.
Hold on, what?
Against Alex?
Hey, Nightmare Ninny, can you fuck off with this?
I lost anything to Al.
I didn't lose shit to Alex Jones, all right?
Let's watch some more of this fucking rice bowl eating stuff here.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Licka, licka, hi, licka, hi, knee-ho.
Licka, licka, hi, licka, hi, knee-ho.
Here is Mao writing the Red Book.
Yes, I am writing the red book.
You listen to me.
You will listen to me all day all night.
I kill you.
I kill you!
Look at this guy, this is- This guy's reading a book with Stalin's face on it.
fucking poser.
Alright, that's enough of this.
I mean, I mean, I don't even know what to say about this garbage.
I mean, Mao Say Tong is one of the most evilest people on the planet, man.
Fucking killed 80 million people, man.
Multiple disturbing videos have been detected.
What?
Administering eye bleach.
Eye bleach category, verbs.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
All right, well, whatever, all right?
Whatever there, eye bleach.
It's official.
The Bronys' favorite show ends tomorrow.
Oh, wait.
Season 10 is confirmed.
Long live the Bronys, y'all delusional.
Oh, are you fucking kidding?
Are you kidding me, Ni Gaws?
Alex Jones Copycat00:03:19
Are you kidding me?
ST Mike, the fanfic GBaller Friday Ghost decided to continue my groundbreaking series for you.
What?
You're a fanfic freak?
Is that what you are?
A fanfic freak?
This China motherfucking dog American.
You are Russian actor and Alex Jones copy.
Alex Jones copy, you dirty American slave.
Yeah, I got your fucking Alex Jones copy here.
All right?
Here, here, listen a little bit more of this young yum dim sum.
Here, listen.
Hoina haul here, let's put some reverb on it.
Let's sing along with it.
All right, let's sing along.
I mean, seriously, might as well, right?
Jesus Christ.
Might as well, right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
Look, it's three minutes, 48.
We'll make it go to four minutes, and that's about it.
Jesus fucking Christ I sing better than that bitch All right, let's get out of here.
All right, let's let's move on for Christ's sake.
I sing better than that bitch.
All right, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
The next $18.66 bucker is requested by Capitalist Comedy Classics.
Capitalist Comedy Classics.
Okay, that relay I sent you last time was a cheap shot.
Here's a throwback to May 2012.
What the hell are you talking about there, Capitalist Comedy Classics?
The hell are you talking about?
This is a splice.
I can tell you that right goddamn now from this name, all right?
I can tell you that right now from this name, from this Capitalist Comedy Classics.
Ghost endorses.
I never would do that shit.
I'm officially endorsing OU.
I love OU.
Texas sucks the chrome up on the 57 Chevy bumper.
You fucking hate Texas.
Bullshit, dude.
You fucking piece of shit.
I'm always right.
Texas.
Longhorns, all right, boy.
LONG HORS AND YOU CAN STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS!
That was a splice, you idiot.
I would never say that about OU, and you know it.
All right, hold on.
What?
Who in the fuck is it?
What the fuck?
Talk to me in American if you're going to text to speech me, asshole.
Talk to me in American.
Texas Hate Speech Splice00:16:22
I don't even know what the hell this is.
What?
A lot of calm.
What the fuck did he just say?
All right.
I don't know what the hell.
They're text to speeching in some kind of fucking foreign language that's not American.
Look, you fucking immigrants, if you're going to talk to me, talk to me in American.
All right, boys.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
We're actually getting through these pretty fast, so good.
That's a good sign.
Dippity Doodah.
Dippity Doodah requested this one for an $18.66 bucker and said, politics don't mean shit.
Games rule.
And go back to 15 buckers, you sheckle goblin.
Go back to 15.
I can't, dude.
If I go back, I'm going to get backed up over and over and over again with these things.
And, you know, I don't want to do that.
All right.
I don't want to do that, Dippity Dooda.
Anyway, let's go see what Dippity Dooda has to request here.
All right, even though that last bastard said that I was some fucking, I don't know, OU.
That was a splice and everybody knows it.
All right, what is fucking Dippity Duda?
Hold on, what the fuck is this, Depity Duda?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Warning, this mod contains some pretty messed up stuff.
If you're easily offended, I suggest against watching it.
What the fuck is this?
What is this, Dippity Dooda?
What is this shit?
This game is intended for future and...
What the fuck?
And we're off to a great start.
Okay.
Dude, who?
You fucking perverts, man.
gaming fucking perverts and of course there's a swastika and a penis on the fucking head that's great I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
You're beating bitches up?
You're beating broads up, too?
Oh, now it's mass murder, dude.
This is horrible.
Conservative Christians.
Dude.
Yeah, kill the furry.
Kill the furry.
There you go.
That's better.
I feel a little better with that one.
Hey, don't kill the old man.
Don't kill him.
Oh, come on.
This guy's got a Tommy gun or something.
Kill Barney.
Oh, shit.
He killed you.
Yeah, kick that bitch.
She looks like a whore.
Who else we got here?
Barney, get his ass!
Blow Barney's ass away!
DARE YOU TAKE THAT, BARNEY!
You're a Bust, and I'm not talking about those California name- What are you talking about, S.T. Mike?
Speaking of sports, did you watch the Atlanta Braves game?
We've been getting dominated recently.
I want to be honest with you, ST Mike.
I don't like watching baseball.
It's a fucking boring ass game to watch.
I love to play it.
Don't get me wrong.
It's fun to play, but no.
All right, let's watch a little bit more of this fucking game here.
Who is that?
Did you just shoot Bob Euchre?
Holy shit, are you throwing me?
DON'T SHOOT THE OLD LADIES!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
What the hell?
Oh my god, it pauses everything so you can just mass shoot it?
Don't shoot the fat man!
Don't kill Elvis!
Don't kill the bitch with the Daisy Dukes!
Don't kill the incel!
Don't kill the priest!
Don't kill the slut!
Don't kill the rabbi!
Don't kill the business, bitch!
Ah, shit!
Oh, my God.
Ringraziamo a Gesù, eterno e santo.
What the fuck?
Another speaking in another fucking language?
Okay, burrito.
Uh, here we go.
No, don't kill people in a church.
Not in a church!
Oh, God, he's killing people in a church!
He's killing people in a church!
All right, that's enough, dude.
That's enough.
All right, who the fuck is that, by the way?
All right, that's enough, dude.
That's just horrible.
You're going into a church and shooting people up.
What are you?
A disgruntled worshiper?
That's just fucked up, man.
It just, I'm telling you, man.
And they say that violence is not correlated with video games.
You know, they say that, don't they?
They say that.
Anyway, let me move on here.
All right, hey, what's going on to, oh, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
The Ard Hammond show requested this one for a 25 bucker.
The Ard Hammond show.
Thanks for the shout-outs, everybody.
Let's begin the show.
What are you fucking talking about there, you brown beefy tit fucking freak?
What are you talking about, Ard Hammond?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, look.
I better watch out for this.
I better watch out for this.
I'm not even joking around.
Because there better not be no snake up and ass out here.
That's all I'm saying, Art Hammond.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Ex-produc-ex-production Rock music, you'll love Ardermann's newest album called Ardermann's Best Hits Oh Christ Everything's so wrong, and I don't belong, living in your precious memory, because I need you.
Oh, my God, dude.
And I miss you.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
Let it go.
It'll rise like they'll break the song.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Hey, what's up with the engineer right there, dude?
No cock like horse cock.
My neighbor's asking me, I'm limping down the way.
Oh, shit.
This song.
Artemis Best Hits has six hours of amazing songs.
You just want to listen to over and over again.
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush.
Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say.
Sip right, please.
I mean, you gotta be shitting me now.
Walk away.
Hey, wait a minute.
That's a fake picture.
I never shook Art Hammond's hand.
At least it has a glove on it.
It's hard to go.
Cut to Rose Perry.
Cut.
Country road.
Oh, no, don't.
Not this fucking song.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause it.
Pause it.
We got another one coming in.
Wheelchair Jews.
How are you doing, Thomas?
I would love to tell you that this video is all for you because you are a bastard.
You're a bastard.
Why the fuck are you not at the goddamn bar?
Come here, Sam.
I'm not at the bar because I'm broadcasting to you.
I'm broadcasting to you, pricks.
That's why I'm not at the damn bar.
What are you talking about?
Let's listen to the rest of the art.
Dude, that is a horrible picture of Art Hammond.
I belong, what the fuck, Todd Howard, what'd you do to this game?
I can't believe dude, that's not how the song goes.
Would make an incomplete piece of shit that basically recycled from older games.
The Cleveland Show intro.
There's old friends and new friends.
Oh my God.
You've got to be shitting.
Oh, wait, no.
He was sent to a ghost question.
His wheelchair.
Fuck you, man.
Mustache face.
This is the Cleveland show.
You fucking piece of shit.
What the fuck?
The engineer never said that.
Take this shit off.
Fucking Ard Hammond over here.
What do you think this is, you son of a bitch?
You think this is a fucking American idol?
Huh?
You think that I'm going to give you some kind of a goddamn fucking record deal or something?
Oh, God.
Dude, you see what I have to put up with on a consistent basis on this broadcast, folks?
Does anybody see this, huh?
Does everybody see it?
It never ends.
It's my life.
Anyway, Art Hammond, at least he fucking donated 25 bucks for that, but Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, another person who donated 25 bucks here.
We've been having a lot of 25 buckers tonight.
Roxy Reyes.
What's going on?
Roxy Reyes, man.
Cheers to you.
Hey, ghost, I hope you're having a good night.
GX, cheers.
Here's Roxy Reyes.
What Roxy Reyes requested for an $18 and $66 bucker.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Oh, what the fuck?
What is this?
The same shit.
Just hang on, honey.
I'm going to.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
To make sure there's no snake up the ass.
Yes, it's me.
And you are Alex Jones.
Alex Jones.
You shall be married in the morning.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop this.
Does this mean I'm like a shekel goblin or something?
Is that what this represents and I'm some fucking shekel goblin?
Fuck you.
In years to come will reminisce how we came to love.
Oh my gosh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
FUCK YOU!
Fuck you with those fucking, you fucking son of a bitch.
This is gonna fuck the whole shit.
Oh my god.
And that's supposed to be me in a wheelchair.
Are you fucking nuts?
You fucking kids.
Take this shit off.
Take that shit off, you fucking Get out!
Fuck it!
Get it!
Damn it, man!
Look at that!
Supposed to be fucking me in a wheelchair!
Is that what the fuck is supposed to mean?
Huh?
Is that a pipe?
That's a fucking pipe.
All right, turn this shit.
Take it off.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off, man.
For Christ's sake, man.
Do you see the kind of shit that I've got to put up with on a consistent basis?
This is a Baller Friday.
Hey, ghosts.
What?
California is burning again.
Well, good.
Well, that sucks.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let's hope they put it out soon.
Well, I hope for your sake, Sunburst Unicorn, they do put it out.
But to be honest with you, I'm not really shedding too many tears for those fucking commie formia bastards.
I'm sorry.
Art Hammond, you forgot all the poop that gathers in his wheelchair.
Fuck you.
All right, Crippler's Dirty.
We go fuck yourself, all right?
Fuck you.
All right, look, I've got a, I got another $25.
I mean, that's what I'm telling you.
We're getting a lot of 25 buckers here tonight, folks.
This one is by Derby 378, $25.
Thank you very much, by the way.
Happy Baller Friday, ghosts.
Sometimes you just got to dance.
Check out the undead Japanese girl, GX, Cheers, and Free Hong Kong.
All right, I don't know what the hell this is, folks.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I don't like what he said, Japanese girl.
I don't really like this.
Hold on.
What is this?
Cloudzack?
Cloudzack?
Okay, my hops, my hops.
Okay, Cloudzack.
We'll go ahead and play that in just a second.
We've got a whole bunch of $18.66 buckers, for Christ's sake.
All right.
We got a whole bunch of them, for Christ's sake.
So I'm doing them one by one.
All right.
Derby 378 requested this one.
Here it is for $25.
Derby 378.
What the fuck is this?
What is this crap?
How to dance?
How to dance to what?
How to dance to what?
Speed core?
What the fuck is speed core?
Holy shit, dude.
What the fuck?
Turn it down.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is this?
AND WHAT'S THIS EAR RATE THAT'S GOING ON OVER THIS STUPID BITCH DANCING?
Two nights ago soon, it's called a gaslight!
Two nights ago soon, it's called a gaslight!
Oh my god...
Two nights ago, it's called a gaslight!
THIS IS FUCKING EARING!
Oh my god, dude!
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry for the ear rape, folks.
I'm sorry for the ear rape.
Oh, my God.
This is horrible.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Is that an exorcist?
What is that?
This bitch is flipping out.
my god oh my god This bitch is possessed.
What the fuck?
What the hell am I watching?
No, look, she's bent over on all fours.
She's scrubbing the ground.
Scrub the ground.
Scrub the ground.
What the fuck is this bitch doing?
Oh my god.
the fuck is going on here oh my god LOOK AT THIS FREAKED OUT BITCH!
Ground Scrubbing Video00:15:04
Alright, is this some MKUltra shit?
Is this some MK Ultra shit?
Uh, and then we're gonna end up with this shit?!
Hahahaha!
And then we ended with this shit.
All right, all right.
Turn this shit off.
I mean, this is getting stupid.
All right, all right.
Turn this shit off.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
All right, look, I'm sorry for all the folks that got a little ear rape there for Christ's sake.
And I don't know what the hell that was about.
Keep going.
Keep going.
People in the chat room are saying keep going.
All right, a couple more seconds.
And here's this crazy bitch again.
Oh, man, she's spread eagle.
She's spread eagle!
You feeling strong?
What the hell?
This is what they do, man.
If you're not doing it, brother, we can know if you're lying to the back, so if you're kidding me, brother.
Man, this bitch is out of me, dude.
Are you kidding me?!
Are you kidding me?!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your brain on drugs.
She did the splits!
She did the splits!
All right, Jesus Christ, dude, man.
Yeah, here's Crippler's dirty wheelchair just donated.
Is that your wife after sniffing all the meth stuck to the wall of your trailer?
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
Anyway, folks, I don't know if that was some MK Ultra shit.
I don't know what the hell that was.
My apologies if you got a little ear rape there.
My apologies, but good God, dude.
That is just some of the shit that you find on YouTube that you make me watch.
It just, it kind of sticks to the brain.
So before I get to another $18.66 bucker, you know what time it is.
It's Baller Friday, episode 106.
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right.
Give me some more goddamn beer up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
And look, all of you people that are out there trying to say that I'm an alcoholic, I hate to keep reiterating this over and over again, but I'm a connoisseur, all right?
I'm a goddamn connoisseur.
And anybody trying to say that I'm a goddamn alcoholic doesn't know their ass from their elbow, all right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's continue on.
All right.
Let's say, chug a lug, chug a lug.
All right.
How you like that shit?
And you know what?
Let's go ahead and break out the fucking tobacco.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, it's Bowler Friday.
I'm celebrating the weekend properly, just like every capitalist should be right now.
All right.
Where's my pipe?
Give me my pipe.
Give me my fucking pipe.
All right.
Here it is, folks.
All right, folks.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to smoke some tobacco here really fast.
And for all you people that are pissed off, that are like, oh, come on, ghost, I want to hear some more $18.66 buckers.
Just sit there and shut up for about five minutes and let me do me for a change.
All right.
Let me do me for a fucking change.
I'm always doing each and every one of you.
All right.
Let me do me.
Where's my fucking bag of tobacco?
All right.
Let me back my bag of tobacco.
And by the way, this is not any kind of illegal substance, okay?
This is not an illegal substance.
All right.
And for you people that are trying to claim that it is, you're just trying to get me knocked off Vaughan.live and I don't appreciate it one bit.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right.
And oh man, this is listen.
Listen to me.
Listen to me tear off this tobacco.
Look at this.
Listen to this.
Listen.
Listen.
Just breaking off that tobacco, baby.
And what is this?
What is this?
Ghost equals scuffed Walter White.
Who the fuck is Walter White, dude?
I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about.
All right.
I'm ghost, boy.
I'm the man.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm telling you right now, you better not have a woman in the vicinity of listening to this broadcast because as I've stated time and time again, she is going to excuse herself after listening to the fucking manly dominance, the masculinity that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
She's going to be excusing herself to the other room while she's sticking a couple of fingers in her Vijay J, listening to the manly dominance in the other room being thrown around like it ain't shit, boy.
All right.
So I'm telling you right now, you better not have some woman within the vicinity, even if you're in another room, the paper-thin walls can't keep the encapsulation of my boisterous voice.
They're listening from the other room, and I guarantee you right now, they are sticking pieces of large furniture.
Yeah, shut up.
Tobacco equals anime time.
I guarantee you, they're sticking large pieces of furniture up their goddamn gazoo, listening to the goddamn man-led dominance that I'm throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some tobacco here, all right?
And shut up, all of you guys that are in here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage about me.
You ain't half the man.
You ain't probably the quarter of the man as this man is right here.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that I'll put up your mother's snatch pipe and it'll come out her mouth.
So the next time you're like, mom, mom, are you there?
All you're going to hear is.
That's all you're going to fucking hear.
All right?
Give me my goddamn smoke.
That's it.
You've got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, you know?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Sorry, folks.
All right.
Every time I take that first hit of tobacco, for whatever reason, I got secretions coming out of my orifices, for Christ's sake.
Give me a tissue.
I don't know why it happens every time.
Every fucking time.
I don't get it. Please excuse me.
I'm blowing my nose here.
I'm sorry, folks, if this offends your ass.
sorry and who the hell what the hell kind of emoji is that system 23 Oh, oh, God, yes.
Give me that three-inch night crawler.
Ghost.
Oh, yeah, right.
Listening, ladies.
Give me a fucking break.
I'll tell you right now, any woman that's listening to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this fucking internet right now is literally whacking their bean between their legs like a windshield wiper out of whack.
What the fuck are you people talking about?
What the hell are you all talking about?
I'm a bad motherfucker up in here.
I'm telling you this.
Look, I don't want to brag about myself anymore.
All right.
I'm telling you right now.
I don't want to brag.
Dr. Parasite.
Let's get ready for Halloween and instill mass paranoia.
Good job, Spermy.
You vile bastard.
What the hell are you talking about there, Dr. Parasite?
What the hell does that mean?
Mr. Optimist.
Well, first of all, I don't know about that, Mr. Optimism.
Ghost probably would be popular if his ladies, if Alex Jones didn't be.
Can you fuck off Nightmare Ninny with the Alex Jones bullshit?
All right?
What is this?
Eggplant if Jewish greed ruined ghosts.
Fuck Jewish greed?
What the fuck does that mean?
Especially when there are many.
Jesus Christ, man.
And what is this?
Sound familiar, Drunkler?
What the fuck does that mean?
Sound familiar drunkler.
All right, look, I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second, okay?
Let me do me for a second.
And hey, fucking Jackler, don't fucking tie me, you piece of crap.
All right?
Let me do me.
I do me for as long as I want to, all right?
Son of a bitch.
See, now you're making me cough, you piece of shit.
Because I can smell the lime in the room.
The fucking big, big fucking pungent lime smell when Jackler comes in the room.
I don't get it.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some more, all right?
Don't clock me, you sons of bitches in the chat room.
Don't you fucking clock me again all right.
Let me go ahead and smoke some more of this tobacco here You gotta hold it in Let it hit the brain, you know?
Let it get the brain.
You know, let it get in the system, you know.
Oh, my God.
And hey, Tharid, Tharida.
Where the hell did you get that emoji of some fucking bitch spraying some fucking Lysol?
Man, fuck off.
Fuck all of you, dude.
All right?
Let me do me and let me do me in peace, you fucking freaks.
And somebody just donated $2.
Mine eggers.
What's going on, my nagers?
This is Dippity Doodah, by the way.
Well, thank you very much, Dippity Doodah.
Anyway, oh, man.
I wish, I wish I wasn't Jewish.
Dude, that's fucked up.
I don't condone what the hell was just fucking donated right there, dude.
Give me a break.
Ah, that's better.
Oh, now I can smell.
Yeah, that's better for Christ's sake.
All right, that's better.
All right.
Let me just take one more hit of tobacco, dude.
I'm sorry, all right.
Don't call me a fucking addict, all right?
I'm not an addict!
All right, just one more, one more, one more, all right.
That's it, that's it.
Hit the braid, baby, hit the braid.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jackler already clucked you, so I'm just gonna do this.
Israel, oh God,
mine gus, mine gus, what's going on, mine gus?
Hold on, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm I'm choking up over here.
All right, let me just get all the fucking the secretions coming out of my orifices out of here.
Let me just get them all out.
All right, I'm feeling better.
All right, let's go ahead and continue on with the next one here.
All right, we're getting a lot of 25 buckers on top of $18.66.
So let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
This next one is by somebody by the name of Wings of Danemption.
Dandemption.
Wings of Dandemption.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm an addict.
I'm an man.
Fuck you.
Who the fuck did that?
Who the fuck did that?
I'm an addict.
You fucking piece of shit.
Who the fuck donated that shit?
You fucking son of a bitch?
Fucking assholes, dude.
All right, who else is next?
Fucking Wing of Dandemption requested this one.
All right, here it is.
Whatever the hell it is.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, hold on.
Who the fuck did this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
And what is this?
Tobacco with my naggers?
Tobacco with my naggers?
I don't understand what the fuck that is.
Anyway, look, this is requested once again by Wings of Dandemption.
Who the hell is this?
Let me tell you something right now.
Leave blood sugar ass alone.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going on here with a Twitter shout-out.
That's Politics is the name to follow on Twitter.
We got Politics.
We've got Sergeant Ass Plug.
We got Flamin' Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
We got 50 Ghosts.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding?
This is obviously a splice.
For Christ's sake, for Christ's sake.
Ah, jeez.
Who?
Diarrheal God?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, we got pink beer can water.
We got free pickle bath.
Jesus Christ, man.
We got toxic diarrheal.
Jesus Christ.
That's it.
No more Twitter shout out for you, pickled liquors.
Are you happy, man?
Anyway, 666, let's go ahead and get this.
This is obviously a splice, folks.
What's up?
You're okay.
Oh look, I'm gonna give my ass to Alex Jones!
Chris Hansen Pickle Bath00:08:16
What the fuck was that?
That was obviously.
What the fuck?
I just wanted to give you kudos on being such an ilk and poignant ass lizard.
Shove it up your ass.
Radio graffiti.
Shut up my dick, you horrid dog motherfucker.
Asshole.
707, radio graffiti.
The engineers and pops.
John Marston, Radio Graffiti.
F ⁇ you, Texas.
Can you shut that song up your f ⁇ k?
Shut up.
Fuck you, Texas.
Shut up your ass.
3333.
Radio graffiti.
I'm a racist.
Stop spreading that slanderous lie about me.
I am not a rare.
I am a melting pot of flowers.
And I want you to amplify that shit all over the internets.
You understand?
I want you to amplify it.
Freaking butt crack all over the internets.
I am not a real strap-on.
Well, that didn't really sound right.
But yeah, I happen to have four strap-ons, is what I'm saying.
All right.
Brutal ass master.
All right, who else we got going on over here?
We got.
I'm not saying that, you stupid direct bastard.
We got, what else we got?
We got flaming poo pickle.
Flaming poo pickle.
Are you kidding me with these freaking names that are being put out out here?
We got wicked Alex Jones.
All right, is that it?
All right, is that it?
That's not it.
I am done.
Come on.
All right, as a matter of fact, implement my crack martial law right now, engineer.
Implement butt crack martial law right now.
But before I go, I'd like for everybody to please follow my list.
All right.
It's that simple.
Give me the mic.
Secret is going to be even too.
Hold on, just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Hey, Ghost Chris Jericho is ripping you off.
What?
Oh, I saw that.
I saw.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I think I know what you're doing.
Everybody rips me off, RDM.
Everybody rips me off.
Sergeant Ass Plug.
Yeah, Entertainment for TARDS.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, this was made.
What is this?
Almost five years.
It's almost six years ago.
I mean, you've got to be kidding me.
Oh, my God.
This was obviously spliced up, folks, okay?
And I will shut up your ass.
This is obviously spliced.
All right, that's enough.
Jesus Christ, man.
Like I said, folks, I mean, I don't know how many remixes.
I don't know how many people are out there that are splicing my voice to say dumb garbage that I never said.
I don't understand.
I don't know what the fuck, dude.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Thank you very much, Wings of Dandemption.
Let's go to the next fucking $18.66 bucker.
What is it?
The Wanderer.
The Wanderer sounds like, oh, excuse me, wrong post.
A shit post about you, but please listen until the end, okay?
A shit post about me.
Listen to it to the end.
Wait a minute.
I just played this one.
Didn't I just play this one?
Wait a minute.
Wings of Dandemption and the fucking The Wanderer fucking requested the same fucking shit.
Are you kidding me?
Let me tell you something right now.
Leave Blood Sugar ass alone.
Anyway, let me go.
This is the same shit.
What's going on here with the Twitter shout-out?
Tex Politics is the name to follow on Twitter.
We got Wanderers just requested the same video as Wings of Dandemption.
Jesus Christ.
We got Flaming Ghost.
Jesus.
Fuck you, Frocky.
Say some more shit and I'll kick you out of the chat.
Shut him off, man.
You're going to take it off for gear sake.
Ah, Jesus.
Who thinks up with this crap?
Diarrhea.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, are you getting good?
We got pink beer can water.
We got free pickle bath.
Jesus Christ, man.
We got toxic diarrhea.
Jesus Christ.
That's it.
No more Twitter shout-out for you, pickled liquors.
Are you having that?
Anyway, 666, go ahead and take this call here.
We got here to go to Scott.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, look, I'm going to give my best to Alex Jones.
I mean, this is splice.
And what's up with all the effects, dude?
What are you trying to do with all the effects?
Alright, we'll skip it.
All right.
Thank you very much, The Wanderer.
That's a very.
I've never seen that one.
I've never seen that one, and that's been on since 2014.
Haven't seen it.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
But let's keep going, shall we?
Let me drink some more beer up in here.
Once again, Baller Friday, episode 106 of The Go Show.
And guess what?
I'm going to be up tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, Saturday Night Troll Show.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
You know what time it is.
Tomorrow, we're going to be doing things like, you know, fucking talking about some troll issues, possibly looking at some Instathoughts, going out on some streamer raids, and maybe calling the date line and all that other stuff.
So it's, I think we're going to try to do it all tomorrow.
All right.
We're going to try to do it all.
All right.
So once again, you better be here tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time on a Saturday night.
Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
And by the way, folks, just a little FYI.
Chris Hansen is trying to get a hold of yours truly over here to try to go on that shit.
So I don't know.
I don't know what the hell happened to Chris Hansen, but this guy seems to like want to know everybody into the fucking streaming business.
So I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
I'm not going to do it as right.
I'm not going to do it.
I mean, that's all I can hear.
Ghost, can you have a sit down right over here, please?
I'm Chris Hansen with Hansen vs. Predators.
And I hear that you turned Asho into a homosexual or some shit.
Anyway, but just FYI, folks, because I don't know if you've been watching on Chris Hansen.
He's the guy from, you know, the Predators shit.
This guy, believe it or not, is on YouTube doing his own live feed.
And he's been interviewing every in-real life streamer in the book.
And, you know, I don't know what he's trying to.
I don't know what he's trying to do.
Khabib Negomarov, don't trust that leech.
I know, that's what people are trying to speculate about, Chris Hansen, is that he may be doing this to try to leech to try to get some of the money that these streamers are getting, I guess.
I don't know, but anyway, let's move on.
I just wanted to give that an FYI.
I'm just saying, Chris Hansen, trying to get around these internets.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by iBleach Distributor.
I bleach distributor.
He said, multiple disturbing videos have been detected administering eye bleach.
I bleach category burbs.
Bird Brain Palette Cleanser00:06:30
Thank you and have a nice day.
All right.
Well, what the hell is this?
What exactly did you request there, iBleach distributor?
What the fuck is this shit?
Of course, we got to go through another goddamn five-second video of advertising.
All right, but let's go ahead and see what this is.
Put the PC shot on.
This was iBleach Distributor.
Oh, look at this.
Is that parrot simulating snapping?
Look at this.
This is funny parrot videos.
This must be a palate cleanser.
I think that's what I bleach.
I bleach distributor is a little bit of a palate cleanser.
I don't think so.
Hey, come in, look at this parrot.
Bye, oh you asshole.
Bye bye Felicia, palate cleanser of birds.
Birds live a long time.
Dude, if you're ever thinking about getting a bird, holy shit.
If you're thinking about getting a bird they, they like, live like 60, 70 years, especially parrots.
This is how she holds her baby and then takes her for a ride.
Jesus Christ, dude night, how many weekends did you fucking stay home to fucking teach that bird how to do that?
You fucking incel, Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at that funny bird.
That's a funny looking bird.
That white feathers dude oh my god, she's singing to the bird.
For fuck's sake, they've got a duet going on.
Can you believe this?
These fucking people need a life dude, are you sick?
Oh my god hey, what is it?
They're teaching these fucking parrots how to play basketball.
For christ's sake, what is this?
Is this in China?
This has got to be in China.
That's got to be in China.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Birds talking to each other through a window holy shit.
Oh my god, hey way whoa, that was supposed to be your little friend, that's supposed to be your little friend Birdie, you get out.
Jesus Christ, you're not very friendly huh, Good God hey, look at this prick chick.
Look at this prick chick.
Look at all the Oriental writing.
Of course this is in China.
What did I tell you?
Look at this bird that should be oh man right after that that would have been on my plate in about three hours from that Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
I mean, why are people wasting their lives teaching animals how to do shit like this?
Yeah, look at this bird brain here.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Especially when they're.
Hold on, hold on.
Who donated here?
Check out this 80s.
Train lover, what's up, dude?
Train lover 567.
We're going to check out another one of his 80s here in just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Deadbeat Dad.
Bird women are the worst and cat women and horse women.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Bird women are worse than cat women and horse women.
That's a fact.
Are you shitting me?
Coming from Deadbeat Dad over here.
Bird women are worse than cat women and horse women.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Horse women, I don't know, man.
You know, women, they're fucking freak shows.
So they probably have other relationships other than a platonic one with that horse.
I'm just saying.
All right, let's watch a couple of more seconds of this palette cleanser.
And we'll see what's up.
Look at this.
Look at this bird.
No problem destroying shit.
It's like, oh, yeah, let me see this.
Look, this fucking bird thinks he's got a twin brother bobbing his head with him.
Like they listen to fucking Dr. Dre's fucking chronic album.
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Say bird.
Hey!
Holy shit!
Take a look at this fucking bird slide down the fucking stairs.
Don't tell me this fucking thing's going to ride a bike.
The fucking bird's going to ride a bike.
The fucking parrot is riding a bike.
I'd have to throw a couple of dollars at the fucking bird for that.
I'm not even joking.
And here's your quintessential bird brain right here.
All right.
All right.
That's good enough.
Hey, that was actually a good palette cleanser.
And thank you, I bleach distributor, for giving us a little bit of a palette cleanser, considering we were going through all kinds of interesting and bizarre videos, to say the least.
Cheers to you.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by ST Mike, the fanfic genie, really asshole.
This can't be the real.
I hope this isn't the fucking real ST Mike.
Anyway, ST Mike, the fanfic genie, Happy Baller Friday ghost, decided to continue my groundbreaking series for you.
New Order Londonistan00:05:13
What the hell does that mean there, ST Mike?
What is this?
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
Fuck you, asshole!
Previously on Ghost New Order.
I'm sorry, ghost, but Raiden's dead.
We found his body last night in the Londonistan Catacombs.
It was you the whole time?
Yes, I'm sorry for deceiving you, detective, but Raiden just had to go.
I've just, I've always hated British people, so he, I just needed to kill him.
Now he'll never kill again.
And now the conclusion.
I was sitting in the Twin Peaks diner waiting for my breakfast.
The usual ghost pepper waffles.
A 20-something-year-old waitress came up to my booth.
She had a fine ass, so I slapped it.
Because, hey, she was asking for it.
That's definitely what Ghost would have said if he was still here with us.
Yep, things haven't been the same without the old handbone.
On the flip side, I will say, ever since Engineer and Alex Jones took over the show, things have been so much better.
Suddenly, the lights went out.
I can no longer watch the Texas Longhorns on the flat screen TV.
Whatever.
They suck anyway.
I heard some broad scream, and then the lights came back on.
The body of that very same 20-something-year-old waitress was found dead inside the jukebox.
Looks like I'm gonna have to postpone my retirement next time on Ghost New Order.
What if the suicide note was forged?
Is the rage fake?
Clearly, Giant is lying in that basement.
Fuck you!
You wanna see rage, you fucking stupid fill more fucking piece of shit?
You wanna see rage?
You wanna see rage, you fucking think I'm a fucking ghost?
You think I'm a fucking ghost, you fucking ghost!
Fucking fucking piece of shit!
You son of a bitch, man!
You fucking piece of shit, man.
Fucking fanfic, huh?
Fucking fanfic, huh?
That's what you call fanfic, huh?
That's what you call fanfic!
Fucking sick bastards.
Why the fuck?
You know, when I hear shit like this, when people do shit like this to me, I think to myself, why am I wasting my weekend with some of you fucking people out here if you don't even fucking appreciate what the fuck I'm doing?
I'm doing a Friday night show tonight.
I'm gonna do a Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
Christ, man, have some fucking appreciation for Christ's sake and not make me look like some fucking stupid idiot in a fanfic.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people, man.
All right.
You know what?
Hey, Wheels of Redemption in the chat room, maybe I won't be here tomorrow.
You fucking people keep this shit up.
Alright?
You fucking people keep this shit up.
Maybe I won't be here tomorrow.
Maybe I'll be at Twin Peaks tomorrow.
Watching Bellator and UFC and Combat Sports.
Eating ghost pepper chicken wings.
Drinking 32-ounce fucking ice-cold beers for Christ's sake.
And having that served by some 20-year-old piece of ass.
Alright?
Instead of sitting here and fucking having to be belittled and besmirched by you fucking ungrateful troll terrorist internet people But we'll see huh?
We'll fucking see you fucking ungrateful Fuck you Jackler typical ghost fuck you Give me my goddamn drink All right Y'all motherfuckers better be a little bit more appreciative.
I'm telling you I don't like how you fuckers are coming at me and thinking that you can treat me like this indefinitely.
All right, I need some goddamn respect and you fucking people I'm talking to each and every one of you that are listening to me.
You better give me the goddamn respect that I damn well deserve or else Fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Who's next on the $18.66 bucker list, huh?
Three Little Pigs Story00:04:16
Wheelchair Jew, huh?
Wheelchair Jew.
Here.
Take a whiff of that.
Wheelchair Jew says, hello, you fucking piece of shit.
How are you doing, Thomas?
Fucking piece of shit.
I would love to tell you that this video is all for you because you are a bastard.
Why the fuck are you not at a goddamn bar?
Come here so I can beat your ass.
Yeah, okay.
This is this is this idiot, okay?
Fucking wheelchair Jew over here.
Let's see what the fuck wheelchair Jew has to say here.
What is this?
Three little pigs.
Oh, Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Wheelchair Jew over here.
Three little pigs.
Yeah, huh?
My John Crowley.
Oh, Christ.
Three little pigs.
What is this?
But it's all made of lies.
Give the real tale a go.
They were bullies and rude, so disruptive at school.
In lessons, wreak havoc to pupils.
What am I when the fucking pig is messing with Baphomet?
What is this shit?
What kind of bestiality fucking toilet fetish am I watching here?
Set their main sights on one guy.
A poor, lonely wolf.
He spent his time hopping and puffing about his.
There's the wolf, huh?
The only furry that chose a dog.
Everybody's a pig and a fucking everything else at this stupid fucking fanfin furry convention, huh?
It went on through years.
One and two of his schooling.
The third and fourth year also.
Saw those pigs ruling.
Are those pigs supposed to represent some ethnic group?
The wolf's temper flared, fur stood on end, and the sharp teeth he bared.
He followed one bully to straw.
He peered through the window, and here's what he saw.
The homo-phobe pig, who the wolf's confidence torn, was sat in his room, wagging off.
Oh, are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
The straw door blew over, for it had no lock.
Well, the piggy jumped, zipped his pants up, and fled to his piggy friend's hideout in his garden shed.
The wolf started.
I mean, is this like a pro-pro-wolf?
Three little piggies.
I've never heard of such a thing in my life.
The other pig sat, knowing not Wolfie was there, but I plucked up his butt.
Oh, come on!
Oh, my God.
Give me a fucking break, dude.
It's the wolf.
He is here.
I can't believe this.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up, man.
He coughed.
They were off like a shot, screaming out in pure fright.
Ran straight to their friend's house.
Wolf is delight.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe somebody put time, effort, and energy to do this.
Oh, man.
Why are all these pigs like blatant homosexuals and cross-dressers?
Help us before he beats us to submission.
But it was too late.
The gay wolf was there.
He was wheezing and puffing and ready to tear.
And no sooner had they shut the big heavy door, he had kicked off its hinges and looked at the sclaw.
Gay Wolf Submission00:05:10
Don't eat us, they cried.
We don't want to be dead.
Oh, no.
Don't tell me.
Oh, don't tell.
No, come on.
Oh, my God.
That is fucked up, dude.
Look at this written by John Crowley.
Whoever the hell John Crowley is is probably, you know, Aleister Crowley's fucking love child or some shit, because that is fucking disgusting, dude.
That was fucking disgusting.
And look, people in the chat room are like, well, at least it was a happy ending.
A happy fucking end.
What did I tell you earlier in the broadcast on how sick we are getting in today's modern society?
You're hearing it right here in the chat room in response to what we just watched.
Oh my God.
All right, let's move on.
Shut up in the chat room.
It was a happy ending.
Anyway, Wheelchair Jew requested that one for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, I wanted.
I don't know if I skipped this one.
Terry Ham for $4.
Hope the night's good, G-Man.
Sipping some beers.
About to celebrate six years with a wife.
Cheers to you and the IC and the fans.
Cheers, Terry Ham.
I didn't get that one.
I must have been watching one of these 18-bucker and 66 centers, man.
So cheers to Terry Ham.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
It's Cloud Zach.
Cloud Zach requested an $18.66 bucker, and he said, my hops, my hops, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
So let's see what the hell Cloud Zach requested here.
Oh, no, dude.
What is this?
You guys and some of this fucking weird rap that you find.
Let's, all right, let's hear this shit.
Let's hear it.
Cloud Zach requested this.
My hops?
Damn, dude.
How can anybody listen to this and think that this is worthy of mass distribution?
I mean, seriously, man, nobody, this brother's friends or family can't tell him, man, this doesn't sound very good, baby.
I don't think you should go out and depend to be a rapper with this motherfucking shit right here.
I mean, nobody told him.
God, dude.
I mean, I'm trying.
I'm trying to give it some time.
This is horrible.
I mean, you know, you guys request some rap.
You know, sometimes I think it's bad.
And y'all have requested some bad fucking rap, but it just seems to be getting worse and worse.
I don't know if this is a competition between you guys, but this is fucking stupid.
And people just...
Hey, Cloudzack, do you like this song, dude?
I mean, I'm sorry if this is like your cup of tea, if you're bumping this in your eye.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if this is you, by the way.
I'm just saying, this is horrible.
This is bad.
I'm sorry, dude.
This is bad, dude.
I mean, the rap sucks.
I mean, just imagine how this guy is supposed to sing this in concert.
You know, he's rapping to this in the studio, talking like, I'm sorry.
Like, how are you going to perform that in a live show?
How are you going to emulate that in a live show if you're on a concert?
Alright, that's it.
Let's stop this.
Stop this.
We got another tub guy.
More modern rap, laughing face.
Oh, dude, no, not more modern rap.
I'm really disappointed with modern rap.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm really disappointed with modern rap, but who gives a shit?
Rap is still crap.
All right.
If I can do it, you can do it.
Toxoplasma Parasite Disease00:07:33
Is it really?
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Thank you very much, Cloudzack.
I appreciate it, dude.
Let's get to the next one.
This next one donated $25 by Dr. Parasite.
Dr. Parasite donated $25.
Let's get ready for Halloween and instill mass paranoia.
Good job, Spermy, you vile bastard.
Okay, so I don't know what the hell this is, but this is what Dr. Parasite requested: $25.
Let's see what the hell this is here, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what is this?
Put the PC shot.
What is this?
After school?
What is this shit?
The parasite that turns fear into desire.
Hold on, hold on.
Time out.
Time out.
New lands.
New lands?
No way.
I thought he was locked up.
Thought he almost got his hand blown away.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's listen to Toxopaz Plasma, the parasite that turns fear into desire.
Let's hear this, sir.
Let's hear this.
The only place in the entire world that Toxoplasma can find a mate and sexually reproduce is in the gut of a feline, like a tiger lion or more.
That's what Charlie Sheen represented when he was like, I got the tiger blood.
I've got the tiger blood.
Is that it anyway?
Inside the cat's gut, the organism can recombine with other toxoplasma genes, sexually reproduce, and create eggs called oocysts.
Oh!
It sheds these eggs into the environment through its feces.
Of course, you know, it all comes back to shit, doesn't it?
It all comes back to shit.
I mean, when are we going to recognize that no-no to the poo-poo?
That's where diseases, I don't know, play the rest for Christmas for months or even years.
Since the parasite can only reproduce in the gut of a cat, its evolutionary challenge is how to get back inside a cat.
How does toxoplasma do this?
It is very, very creative.
These toxoplasma eggs are everywhere on the ground, in the water.
So, okay, so areas where there are cats.
So, so wait a minute.
Okay.
Are they saying that?
Okay, let me just let it play out before I make any assumptions here.
Cat prey, such as rodents, then root around through the soil or drink water that is contaminated with the parasite eggs.
Once ingested, the parasite migrates throughout the rodent's body, particularly the brain.
Okay, I know what this is.
I know what this is.
Isn't this the shit that most of the people in like third world countries by the equator have because they're mostly impoverished and you know, they're in conditions where you know, specifically rats and these types of rodents and shit.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was just about to say.
You know, that this is actually a brain disease.
Now, this is a very liberal way.
And what's up to Dr. Meow?
I saw him in the chat room saying, get this liberal shit out of here.
This is literally a liberal interpretation because once people have this type of weird, you know, parasite, they're not necessarily desire.
They don't turn their fear into desire.
I think they turn their fear into complete and total fucking not give a shittery.
Okay, because that's why you have a lot of these folks in these regions that have this that don't care about their own life.
You know what I mean?
They put their lives at risk that do very risque behaviors.
And this is literally where this comes from.
I mean, I've read about this parasite, and I think it's rather coincidental that this parasite is being presented as if it's like, oh, well, it turns fear into desire.
So eat shit.
I'm just saying.
Toxoplasma has the ability to rewire the brain and turn fear into desire.
The parasite forms cysts, focusing most densely on the amygdala, the region of the brain linked to fear and anxiety.
Oh, okay.
So it develops cysts within the areas of fear and anxiety.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's desire, huh?
That's desire.
Now become sexually attracted to the smell of cat urine.
The rodents are then more likely to be allowing the parasite to enter the next phase of its life cycle.
But the parasite is not only limited to rodents.
Toxo has been found in many species and shown to affect their behavior as well.
Chimpanzees that are affected have even shown a morbid attraction to leopards.
It is estimated that one in three humans carry toxoplasma gondi.
Oh my god.
Once considered strictly latent in the human body, scientists are beginning to question that.
Back in prehistoric times, we were prey items of large cats.
It is not out of the question that the parasite could induce similar effects in us.
Emerging science suggests that toxoplasma can affect human personality, behavior, and even mental illness.
Yeah, I've heard about this.
heard about this likely to be involved in car accidents due to reckless driving talks who has been linked to an increased likelihood of suicide and neuroticism many studies that people with schizophrenia or more likely to be affected by talk so Some science even suggests that behavioral alterations from the parasite at a population scale can influence cultural differences between nations.
Oh my God.
So wait a minute.
This is like the cat lady disease.
You know, that should be something that they should be surveyed on.
People that have schizophrenia and these really freak show type ailments should be asked, was your mother or grandmother a cat lady?
Hey, Khabib, in humans, this parasite makes males aggressive and women promiscuous.
Well, that's very interesting for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and continue on and let's just play the rest of it because this is rather an interesting yet fucking pussy whipped liberal way of looking at toxoplasma.
Those with compromised immune systems, which is why bags of kitty litter warn pregnant women to avoid contact as it can be extremely dangerous to the fetus.
Though a typical cat infection lasts for at most a couple of weeks, one cat can shed millions of oocytes in its feces.
What the fuck?
In Hawaii, toxoplasma is becoming a growing concern in an ecosystem that did not co-evolve with the parasite as the results can be severe.
Through rainwater, sewage, and runoff, these eggs eventually find their way into the ocean, affecting marine species.
And that's why the marine species are turning freak shows, huh?
Oh, no, that poor seal.
Now save that seal.
Otherwise known as toxoplasmosis.
Toxoplasmosis?
The fucking cats are killing the fish?
The fucking cats are killing the fish.
High Functioning Alcoholic00:12:36
Do you see that?
Huh?
That's what that video said.
The cats are killing the fucking fish.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, my God.
That's what that video said.
Oh, my God.
The cats are killing the fish.
Oh, my God.
I've heard it all now.
That's a good one now.
That's a good one.
And there's a lot of cat people out here on the internet, especially.
Especially in this listener base.
Now they're trying to suggest that that's a great way of going at cat lovers if you want to be a troll about it.
You know, you're fucking contributing to the dead fish and the dead seals because of your cat piss.
Cats are causing global warming.
Oh, yes, dude.
I'm telling you, man, I don't know what the hell's going on with our fucking reality anymore, man.
It's a circus.
It's a circus.
All right.
Let's go ahead and continue on.
Let's go to the next one.
Thank you, Dr. Parasite, by the way, for the $25 for enlightening us with Toxoplasma.
Let's go to the next one here.
This calls, what's the name of this?
Sound Familiar Drunkler.
Sound Familiar Drunkler requested this one.
He didn't say anything.
He just posted the damn video.
So let's see what the hell they've got requested here.
And maybe or maybe now I've got a fucking CNA.
All right.
I got to fucking see an ad here, but Sound Familiar Drunkler requested this one.
So let's, oh, you fucking piece of shit.
No wonder the name is Sounds Familiar Drunker.
Look at this.
Look at this.
17 signs of a high-functioning alcoholic.
High-functioning alcoholic.
17 signs okay.
I'll hear a little bit of this.
I'm not an alcoholic.
But I'll hear it.
Hold on.
Before I listen to this, pause it.
Before I listen to this, you know what I'm going to do?
Because I know you're trying to troll me saying I'm an alcoholic.
I've told you, fucking troll terrorist a thousand times, I'm a connoisseur.
I appreciate each and every alcoholic beverage I consume.
I appreciate the nuances of the tastes, the flavors, the smells, the colors, etc.
I'm a connoisseur.
Okay?
So for you fucking idiots that are out here talking all this garbage that I'm a fucking alcoholic, that is a false indictment.
And you better shut your fucking little pissant mouths.
You fucking barnyard fucking spinach eating fucking son of a bitch.
All right, before I watch this video that I'm forced to be and watch because somebody donated $18.66, I gotta have a drink.
I'm sorry.
I gotta have a drink.
More beer.
Woo!
More fucking beer, baby.
All right.
And then we'll go ahead and watch this goddamn son of a bitch.
All right.
Oh, shit.
All right.
I almost had a little spillage situation.
And I hate spilling beer, especially when I'm sitting here by the computer, especially when I'm broadcasting.
I typically spill it on my pants, and it looks like I spilled, like, or like I took a piss.
You know what I mean?
Like I did a, like I did an only use me blade.
All right.
Like I did an only use me blade for Christ's sake.
What is this?
I'm a alcoholic.
Fuck off, asshole.
I know you're trying to make me say I'm an alcoholic.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, let me go ahead and drink my, let me post.
Let me just fucking drink this beer.
Let me go ahead and put this beer in here.
And then we'll go ahead and watch 17 signs of a high-functioning alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, you sons of bitches.
All right, let's go ahead and play it.
Play this shit.
Who the hell requested this again?
Oh, yeah.
Sound familiar drunkler.
Go ahead and play it.
Yet, this is exactly the definition of someone who is a high-functioning alcoholic.
This is a person who holds a steady job, dresses well, and can socialize without drawing attention to his or her drinking problem.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
You mean to tell me that they're trying to say people like myself that I'm a capitalist, okay?
I mean, I've got to produce every day.
I'm not just talking about this show.
I'm talking about my businesses and everything that I do in my personal life.
You mean to tell me that even though I'm a responsible human being and maintaining everything from my household to my family and everything else, okay?
I'm still an alcoholic because I like to fucking kick back a few at the end of the evening after fucking working and busting my fucking ass?
I mean, seriously, give me a fucking break, man.
I mean, why don't you give that responsible human being a little bit of a fucking break, man?
Why don't you give that human being a little bit of a beer for heaven's sake?
play the rest of this shit everything under control however these outside perceptions all hide the truth that they are actually struggling with an addiction to alcohol high functioning alcoholics are difficult to discern and deal with because the way they see it if the world doesn't see they have a hold on hold on hold on I like it.
Smiley face.
Hey, hey, what's up?
Dr. Meow.
$20 bill for Dr. Meow.
Cheers to you, Dr. Meow.
And I'll play that here in just a second.
I've got to watch this video that somebody donated $18.66 for for 17 signs of a high-functioning alcoholic.
High-functioning?
I've never heard of such a thing.
Play it.
It doesn't exist.
In other words, if they're doing well financially or feel that they are seen as happy and successful, they are fine.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
I mean, isn't that how you judge people, folks?
Isn't that how you judge people?
Like, hey, look, he's paying his bills.
You know, he's got his personal life together.
So what?
He likes to chug back a few fucking beers, like a case of beer a night.
Who gives a shit?
You know what I mean?
I mean, hey, I like to drink like fucking anywhere from 12 to fucking 15 beers a night.
I like to at least shoot five or six shots in the middle of that session.
And I exclusively drink at night.
I make sure to fulfill my responsibilities.
You know, and I do my thing.
I mean, what the, this is bullshit liberal social justice warriorism that I'm watching here.
Play it.
Play the rest of this fucking session.
Here are some telltale signs that someone's doing.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
Pause this.
We got another $18.66 bucker here.
M-U-H filters.
My filters.
All right.
Thank you, Mini Moose.
We'll get to yours in just a second, man.
All right, here it is.
Play this shit.
Play it.
Alcoholic.
Number one, use alcohol as a coping mechanism.
This is one of the universal signs of the drinking problem.
Well, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Why else would you want to drink?
All right.
You drink because, man, I had a hard day.
I worked really hard.
I had a rough time.
Or you drink because you want the excitement of the surroundings, of the environment, of whatever event you're at, to be that much more impactful.
You know what I mean?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Play the rest.
Leans on alcohol to ease the stress of a long day at work or to help cope with problems in a relationship.
They could have a serious problem.
They are essentially drinking alcohol to dull their senses.
Even just a few drinks a night to take the edge off could be the start of a serious alcohol.
Give me a fucking break.
Impose limits on their drinking.
You might have witnessed this one before, probably with friends.
A high-functioning alcoholic may impose limits on their drinking.
You may hear them say something like, I'm only drinking beer tonight.
This kind of limitation can be helpful for preventing abuse or binge drinking.
What's so wrong about that?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did you just hear what this idiot just said?
He said, people that put limits on their drinking, that's a sign of an alcoholic.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, hey, look, somebody in the chat room will ghost, quote, I only drink when I'm doing the show.
That's the only time I drink, for Christ's sake.
I'm only going to play a couple more minutes of this.
And by the way, cheers to Bjorn Skull.
Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
What the fuck do you say?
This video is practically the instruction manual to ghost.
Get the fuck out of here.
I mean, just play the rest.
Skull, and by the way, I'll drink to that.
All right, let's go ahead, play it.
...tempt to convince themselves that they are in control of their drinking.
Number three, get drunk when not intending to.
The high-functioning alcoholic doesn't set out to get drunk.
This person believes that drinking doesn't affect their behavior.
It doesn't.
I got it under control.
Particularly if the self-deception goes to the bottom.
I got it under control.
Hold on.
Stop it.
Hold on.
Somebody donated.
Yeah.
What is this?
Grunt OC.
Grunt OC said, as a recovering alcoholic, you're an alcoholic.
Jesus Christ, you fucking dip shit.
I'm not a fucking alcoholic, dude.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, all right?
I'm a connoisseur.
There's nothing wrong with the amount of alcohol that I consume.
The reason I consume it is so that I can have experience with different libations.
I'm telling you right now, okay?
I'm telling you right now, you could blindfold me right now and you can put different beers in front of me and I can drink them and I could tell you what beers they are.
You could blindfold me and you could put any kinds of scotch in front of me and I could name that fucking scotch.
That's how much of a connoisseur I am.
I'm not even fucking around, dude.
So don't come at me.
All right.
Don't come at me.
One drink is never all there is.
It always leads to more until it's past the point of no return.
Number four, a change in friends.
I don't have any friends.
I don't have any friends, so this doesn't apply to me.
They may surround themselves with people who drink on a regular basis and will attend.
Cheers to the inner circle.
Is front and center for the high functioning alcoholic.
They often pride themselves on the fact that they don't drink during the day or don't show up to work or family functions drunk.
But in any social situation where there is alcohol, they are right in the middle of the action.
Number five.
I'm getting bored with this shit.
Engage in risky behavior.
I'm concerned about how their continued drinking affects others.
The high-functioning alcoholic engages in increasingly risky behavior.
For example, they may drink and then get behind the wheel and drive, putting countless others in the room.
All right, you know, I don't drink and drive.
Get gusted.
Oh, if you drink too much, you get hookers.
Look at this.
If you drink too much, you might get a hooker.
That's the side effect.
Oh, you drink too much, you might get into a fight.
Isn't that kind of the byproduct of a good drinking night, though, is to get into a fucking fight?
To fights.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I don't know.
Drinking in front of your kid?
Look at this cut.
She's shooting shots at her kids.
Like, come on, mommy.
I'm fucking hungry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm just saying.
are taking care of children and so on.
Number six, isolate themselves.
This sign is harder to notice than others.
While in social settings, a high-file...
I guess that's me.
I guess I isolate myself.
I have a very simple life.
You know, I don't, you know.
I don't have any friends, by the way, except for the inner circle.
They could be outgoing and sociable, but behind closed doors, they simply want to be alone.
When they're not engaged in their social responsibilities, such as work or parties, they spend their time holed up in a bar or quietly drinking.
Yeah, I'm quietly drinking right now.
Alcoholic may even forbid people from being in their home because they don't want to expose their drinking habits.
I drink alone.
Hey, wait, there's an ad.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Inner Circle Drinking00:03:25
There's fucking, this guy monetized this shit.
All right, that's it.
That's a cue for me to get the fuck out of here.
All right, that's enough.
Look, all of you idiots that are in here saying that this is literally ghosts, that is not literally me, okay?
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, okay?
Like I was telling you prior to you people that are trying to insinuate this has something to do with me.
I appreciate the nuances of alcohol, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ.
You guys, man, just leave me the fuck alone, all right?
I'm a capitalist, all right?
I'm fucking drinking, I like smoking and all that other shit.
Just leave me alone.
I have the freedom to do that, okay?
I can do that.
I can smoke big blunts.
I can do that.
I can drink whiskey.
I can do that.
Wait a minute.
All right.
Never mind.
Let me move on.
All right.
RDM.
rdm said hey ghost chris jericho is ripping you off but you can't do anything because jericho has more friends than you what a fucking time all right whatever you asshole Let's just see.
I know what he's probably suggesting.
Here it is, folks.
And everybody, I want everybody to know everybody rips me off.
You all know that, right?
You all know that everybody rips me off at this point in time.
It's beyond coincidence.
I mean, if you're somebody who's a math major, all you've got to do is, what are the odds?
What are the odds?
It's either me, Magic, or Chris Jericho is listening in, fucking tickling his ass, listening to my broadcast.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Rip it off my inner circle.
Rip it off my inner circle.
Is the most feared MMA fighter on the planet today?
And guess what?
He's undefeated.
And that's a shoot.
And Chris Jericho's looking pretty haggard.
That makes him the toughest man in AEW.
And that makes him the toughest man in the entire professional wrestling business, baby.
Looking pretty haggard.
So he's not afraid to challenge any fighter, wrestler, bosser, MMA guy, former MA guy, street bum, bare knuckle fighter, you name it.
Hager's ready.
Look at him.
He's a giant.
These are my closest confidents.
These are my friends.
This is my inner circle.
We.
I mean, what am I?
I mean, what did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
I mean, if this isn't me, magic, or these idiots ripping me off.
Control AEW.
No matter who thinks they're in charge around here, we're in charge now.
I mean, can you believe this shit?
I mean, the inner circle, what are the odds?
That's why I keep telling people.
What are the odds of shit like this, man?
I mean, all of you math majors, seriously, statistically, what are the fucking odds of shit like that happening?
And by the way, my inner circle kicks the shit out of Jericho's inner circle.
I can tell you that right, goddamn now.
All right, I tell you that right, goddamn now.
Modern Day Rap Garbage00:15:48
So anyway, let's move on.
Thank you, RDM, for enlightening us about the fact that once again, people ripping off old ghost over here.
Yeah, people ripping off old ghost.
All right, let's move on.
Thank you, RDM.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This one was requested by Train Lover567.
And he wanted us to check out another 80s song.
So you know old Train Lover 567?
He likes to request a little bit of music to see if everybody in the chat room likes it, see if anybody remembers it.
Anybody has any kind of nostalgia to it?
All right, so let's see what Train Lover567 has requested.
Uh-oh, another 80s joint.
Another 80s joint, baby.
I remember this in the romantics, baby.
I hear the secrets that you keep.
Huh.
When you're talking to your...
Oh, she's naked!
That bitch was naked!
Hold on, hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
Don't we're in the middle of a song.
If you love the 80s, you'll love this.
Oh, is that right, Chat Poopter Grifton?
Is that right?
All right, hold on.
This is Train Lover over here.
Romantics.
Almost saw a chick naked.
And for you people in the chat room saying this is boomer music, fuck you.
This is when...
Look, she's naked!
Look, she's naked.
Whoa, look at all those chicks.
Look at all those chicks.
This is a rock star life.
They're like, hey, which one do you want?
She's okay.
This blonde one's alright.
The milkers on this one are okay.
Nah, I wouldn't mind a black one.
This is a rock star life right here.
Fucking rock star.
Early from the fucking Three Stooges had a kid.
I hear the secrets that you keep up when you're talking in your sleep.
Play this Rockstar Life.
Let me see.
I'm looking for a Latina.
I'm looking for a hot tamale Latina whorebag.
Are they sleeping in the spotlight?
Look at the garter belts.
The one in the garter belt.
Look at all these chicks, dude.
Just imagine how many of them they had to recruit for this fucking video.
Hey, this is a scuffed Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Proper music.
Oh, Jesus.
Now everybody's going to outdo each other for Christ's sake.
We got a Geno X 1987 request.
I can only imagine what that is.
Let's play a minute or two more of the romantic second here.
This is my trained lover 567, baby.
Friday night, Bowler Friday.
Hey, everybody, singing, all right?
I hear the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep, you whore.
I hear the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep, you bitch.
I hear the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep, you slat.
Cheers to everybody out there, man.
We're having a good time, Bowler Friday.
Look at all these chicks, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Fucking rock stars.
Piss me off these fucking rocks.
Hold on, what?
What?
Ever wanted to become a cat?
No, I've never.
Thank you once again for the other 20 there, Dr. Meow.
Never wanted to be a cat.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Uh-oh.
King.
Uh-oh, Khabib Nagamarov.
Hey, thank you, man.
Dr. Meow, I appreciate it for the couple of 20s you've been doing for the past couple of shows.
And of course, Khabib Nagamarov, as always, man.
Cheers to you.
All right, a couple more seconds.
I like this song.
I'm sorry.
A little bit of the 80s, man.
Trey Lover knows where it's at, man.
Oh, yeah.
The 80s.
I think we're coming back.
Once Trump is elected in 2020, the next four years are going to make the 80s look like what?
it's gonna be badass the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep you slut man when you're Look at all these chicks for this one video.
Uh-oh, he found one.
He found one.
That's actually pretty good.
I've never seen the video to this, by the way.
That's pretty good video, man.
Anyway, even though the guys look cliche 80s, to say the least.
And by the way, look at this.
I just want to show you.
Look at it.
Look at this.
The next one they were going to suggest to me is Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart.
You can set up high the red line.
I've been listening to it.
Yeah, have y'all ever heard that song?
Just play a couple of couple of seconds of the song.
All right, we're going to play a couple.
Fuck Temper Pedic, all right?
We'll play a couple of seconds of the song here.
So everybody, you know, if you've never heard this song, dude, it's, you know, fucking 80s.
It's fuckin' 80s, dude.
Oh, this is badass shit!
Classic 80s music, man.
Alright?
Hey, ho, ho, hey, ho, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho Let's sing it!
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can't wear it on.
All right, let me get a drink of this beer.
We'll move on.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to show y'all.
I listened to the 80s.
All right.
Look at it.
The Flock of Seagull.
Flock of Siegel up here like, and I ran.
All right, that's enough.
I like the 80s.
I'm sorry.
I like the 70s.
I like the 60s.
I like the 50s.
All right.
I even go back even further than that.
Tim McCrab.
You call Duran Duran fruity, but listen to the Romantics and Corey Hart.
Well, look, it depends on what song you're talking about.
All right.
Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran is fruitier than a box of fruit loops, okay?
But like that one fucking Duran Duran song that was called Girls On Girls.
Girls on Girl.
That's a cool song, dude.
You know what I'm talking about.
Girls on, girls.
That's a cool song.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Let's go to Tub Guy.
All right.
Thank you, Train Lover, by the way, for the 80s romantics music.
Let's continue.
Tub Guy, more modern rap.
Okay, more modern rap by Tub Guy.
I don't know if this is the original Tub Guy or what, but let's see what Tub Guy has requested here.
It's more modern rap.
This is modern rap.
Don't know.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Put the PC shot on, dude.
Wake up this getaway.
Now, let me explain to you what this is, folks.
This is actual real rap.
I have heard of this dude.
He calls himself Little Toenail.
And he's wearing a fucking toenail mascot fucking costume with a mask on his face.
And yeah, just hold on.
What?
The Art Hammond.
Ard Hammond again all the feedback and shout outs will return in the near future for more of the art of a shot.
Cheers to all my fans in the chat room and You don't got any fucking fans, beefy time.
You don't have any fucking fans.
All right, listen.
You get the premise.
He's a rapper that wears a toenail fucking fungus mascot uniform.
I don't know.
Just, you get it, right?
Shanta, yes, ghost, slay.
What the fuck does that mean?
Because I like some fucking 80s music?
Because I like Duran Duran.
Girls on girls because of that shit fucking Shantae.
You fucking anyway, let's listen to a little toenail since Tub Guy wanted to listen to it.
All right, just because I told the niggas who said they can't get it.
Hey, look at this.
Little toenail's got guns in his hand.
If somebody in the chat room is like those are airsoft guns I don't know what I want, so I'm looking.
I don't know where he got these fucking whore bags, though.
Where did he get these whore bags?
He's fucking feeding these bitches.
mcdonald's fries imagine being one of these three chicks having to have a threesome with his toenail son of a bitch She told me that she love me, so I had to cut her out
I don't love no bitch, so I will never love her.
This is modern day rap, folks.
I'm just saying.
Modern day rap.
Little toenail.
Niggas never robbing me.
Where's he getting these whore bags?
There's a lot of whorebags in this fucking video.
Alright, alright, I think we've had enough of this shit.
I don't give a fuck I'm wanting right.
Hey, in cells, this should go to show you that if this scuff toenail fucking son of a bitch can get chick, I'm just saying, all right, Noble Savage.
Just want to synchronize a pow pow smoke signal session.
A pow pow smoke signal section?
All right, thank you very much, Noble Savage.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, Tub Guy, thank you very much for fucking scuff toenail or whatever his name is.
Little toenail, my bad.
All right, and we're going from more modern rap to more modern rap.
Believe it or not, the next $18.66 bucker was requested by Tim McCrav.
And Tim McCrav said, new lanes.
Now, if you're not familiar with who Lanes is, he's that one crazy, wide-eyed black rapper that raps like, I'm going to kill you.
That motherfucker.
So let's go ahead and see his latest song to be put up up in here.
I thought this brother was in jail, but here it is.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me put it back.
All right, there it is.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Tim McCrav.
New lanes.
New Lane.
And ape shit.
That's the name of the song.
No, let's not embrace the stereotype any at all, right?
But play it.
No!
No!
Stop it!
Shit!
No!
Nigga, run up with the stick.
Hey, hey, it's the nickname.
Hey, what?
No, he ain't.
This is modern rap, folks.
This is modern rap, folks.
I'm silly!
I'm gonna grab that name!
Shoot that nigga, kill that nigga, hit that fucking list!
All these niggas, bitch!
Trying to cut my shit!
Trying to shoot my shit!
I'mma down that bitch!
100,000, nigga!
Hey!
No I'm fuckin' rich!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Now get in that pack!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I know!
People in the chat room are amazed.
Look at the chat room's reaction.
Look at the chat room for me acting!
That's a foreign bitch!
Nigga know what it is!
Nigga not talking this shit!
Nigga hell of a bitch!
Alright, help me!
Hold on, hold on.
We got another dono up in here.
What is this?
Here is some more space metal.
Enjoy.
Bonzi, but space metal.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think he donated some space metal the last time that was kind of started off cool, but then it kind of went somewhere else.
Mini moose, they ought to call this genre asthma core.
I'm not joking.
This is modern rap.
This dude's very popular, believe it or not.
And I have to agree.
I don't know if y'all saw him.
We got donated a video of him about two weeks ago or maybe a week ago when he was in the hospital when they, I don't know, cut his finger off and they kidnapped him.
He didn't sound so hardcore in the ER when he had his fingers cut off.
But anyway, let's listen to the rest of this.
This is only a minute 45.
So let's go ahead.
All right.
Eddie Van Halen Metallica00:15:29
That's Lanes, everybody, right there.
If you have not ever heard of Lanes, there he is, folks.
All right, that's modern rap.
That's modern rap for your ass for all you put.
And look, we got people in the chat room saying, dude, that's the shit, man.
What are you talking about?
That's the shit, man.
What are you talking about, man?
Ape Slayer.
He's using a throat infection as an instrument for fuck's.
Oh, my God.
That was good, Ape Slayer.
He's using a throat infection as an instrument for fuck's sake.
All right.
All right.
That was good.
All right.
Let's move on.
Thank you, Tim McCrabb, as always, dude.
Let's move on.
We've got Dr. Meow, PhD, next.
He put a $20 bill and said, just because I like it.
Okay, so I don't know what video this is.
He did request it.
So let's see what Dr. Meow, PhD, requested here.
Hold on.
Uh-oh, hold on.
Oh, oh, no.
Don't tell me you like this for real.
Dr. Meow.
No, man, no, man, no, man, this is fucking stupid, man.
I hate this fucking stupid shit.
This fucking baby metal.
Oh, God.
Give me a fucking break.
This is the epitome of the pussification of the males in Western civilization.
I mean, hey, these bitches, I had to pause this.
These bitches think they're metal.
Do you think that they would be partying backstage with pan fucking Tara?
Do you think they'd be partying backstage with a fucking sick-ass Marilyn Manson?
Huh?
Do you think they'd be partying backstage with the fucking legendary Ozzy Osborne?
Which, by the way, is on his last legs, by the way.
I just want everybody to know that Ozzy Osborne, according to reports, could be out of here onto the next life in the next few months, okay?
More spaghetti rap.
More spaghetti rap.
All right, we'll get to it.
And by the way, Eddie Van Halen is also on his way out, from what I understand.
So I believe Eddie Van Halen will probably be gone by the end of the month, according to reports.
So please keep those dudes in your prayers, thoughts, positive energy, whatever it is that you believe.
But yeah, Ozzy and Eddie Van Halen, they don't look too good, man, especially Eddie.
I think Eddie might be on his last legs.
But anyway, can you see these stupid, dumb sluts backstage with fucking slipknot or some shit like that?
These fucking bitches would they'd be like, oh, I don't know.
I didn't know that you motherfucker liked to party this hard.
I didn't know.
Are you kidding me?
All right, just play this stupid shit.
Just play it.
Just play it.
Hell with it hold on Somebody, somebody, pause it.
Somebody in the chat room said they met Metallica.
So what?
Metallica are a bunch of fucking grade A pussies, social justice warrior jerk dicks now.
All right.
I mean, I don't know what it was, but from the black album to the load album, they grew a big fat pussy.
I don't know what the fuck happened, but that's what happened to Metallica, okay?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this shit.
Oh my God.
This is actually very popular right now, folks.
Believe it or not, baby metal.
This is very popular right now.
These dumb little sluts.
Oh, Jesus.
Hold on.
What?
We got another 18-year-old real rap.
Actual real rap by Tim McCrab.
Anyway, these, I'm not even joking.
These broads, the baby metal, they're all over the world right now.
They're all over the world.
Chad Poopter Griffin, they would be getting gangbanged backstage.
Let's be honest.
All metal artists are pedophiles.
What do you mean, all metal artists are pedophiles?
Name one.
Name one.
Vinny Paul and Baby Metal together back in 2015.
You're fucking lying your ass off.
That's a fucking troll.
There's no way.
There's no way that's Vinnie Paul in there.
Even more spaghetti rap.
Hold on.
I got to see this.
I got to see this.
There's no way that fucking Vinny Paul did anything with these fucking twats.
Don't tell me.
Don't fucking.
Oh, fucking shit.
What the fuck is happening in this world.
For Christ, fucking.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
FUCKING SHIT!
AHHHHH!
Oh, fuck man.
I'm fucking tired man.
I'm tired.
I can't believe this shit man.
I can't believe this shit, man.
This shit is metal.
Look at this, this horse shit, this baby metal.
Fucking shit is metal, man.
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Good God.
My God.
I can't believe this shit.
Vinnie Paul, Come on, man.
Oh my god, All right, I alright I've had enough I've had enough with Gino X 1987 Rob Zombie supports baby metal Man, what the fuck is going on with this fucking world man?
Why in the fuck is this world getting more and more pussy whipped man?
I mean fucking shit.
I Mean the absolute pussification of not just the fucking American male, of everybody man, The fucking pussification of fucking everybody man, Fucking baby metal.
christ's sake this shit this shit is metal and this pussy whipped fucked up feminized society this is fucking metal oh god oh god all right you know what i'm done with this shit i'm I'm sorry I'm done with this shit.
I can't take this anymore I mean that fucking Vinnie Paul with baby metal and now you got fucking Gino X1987 showing me a fucking goddamn picture with them and Rob Zombie.
I've had enough, dude.
I just want to get done with these $18.66 buckers and get the fuck out of here at this point in time, man.
I mean y'all just y'all know how to fuck people up.
You know that you fucking cyber vermin pieces of internet people shit.
You just don't have fuck shit for everybody up man.
All right.
Fucking weaponize autism.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
He thinks he likes metal, huh?
Well show him this picture of Vinnie Paul with baby metal.
Ha ha ha showing this picture with Rob Zombie and baby metal.
Ha ha you fucking do this man.
No, don't donate to me anymore dude.
I'm fucking done fucking aesthetic.
Here's baby metal meeting some bands.
I don't fucking give a shit.
Okay?
I don't fucking give a shit No, but you fuckers you just want to rub shit in huh?
Because you're fruit bowls and you're fruity asses and you like doing this shit.
You like partaking in this kind of garbage, alright?
And you want to rub it in my face that, ha, hey, Mr. Masculine Man, huh?
Look at this fruit bullshit, huh?
You gotta like it, huh?
You gotta like it.
You gotta like this fruit bullshit, huh?
Here's Vinnie Paul.
Fucking piece of crap, man.
You fucking piece of garbage.
Oh my god, dude.
I don't even want to do the show after.
I'm not even joking around.
After what the fuck you all just showed me with fucking Vinnie Paul and fucking Rob Zombie with baby metal.
I don't even want to do this shit anymore, man.
Fucking hell, dude.
All right, let's get out of here.
Let's move on.
Thank you very much for ruining everything there, Dr. Meow.
Y'all just piled them up tonight, didn't you, folks?
Y'all just piled these sons of bitches up tonight on me, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Bjorn, we love chilling here with you, man.
All right.
I want to say that I'm a big fan of you.
I'm a big fan of Blades.
You guys are content kings of YouTube.
Fuck Twitch.
And all I got to say to Ice Poseidon is that.
That's all I got to say to Ice Poseidon.
What happened to Ice Poseidon?
What happened?
He's turning into a social justice warrior now.
What happened?
What happened?
Let me take a drink of this.
No shit.
Everybody's like, hey, ghost have a fire sale.
I don't want a fire sale.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't do no fucking fire sales.
Yeah, look at even Bjorn saying that fucking ICE is turning into a damn social justice warrior.
No shit, man.
No shit.
Cheers to Bjorn understanding that, man, because I don't know what the hell his problem is.
All right.
You know what I like about Bjorn?
He's raw and unfiltered, you know?
And, you know, he just continues to be raw and unfiltered.
And he doesn't give a shit what anybody says.
All right.
I mean, that's what I, you know, I kind of like about this streamer here, Bjorn, if you haven't seen him already, all right?
Anyway, we're going to kick with Bjorn here for about one more minute, and then I got to get to these other $18.66 bucker, dude.
It's almost 12 midnight here at the Ghost Show Studios, and I've got like eight or nine more $18.66 centers to go through for Christ's sake.
So anyway, if you're new to the broadcast, you're listening to the Ghost Show.
We are live episode 106 on Vaughn.live.
All right, Vaughn.live.
So cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers to Bjorn once again.
And by the way, I'm going to smoke some tobacco, Bjorn, before we move on.
So I saw you smoke a little tobacco.
I actually saw you do shrooms, man.
I saw Bjorn do shrooms on a stream.
And all I got to say is the couple.
We're in a couple.
We're in a cupola.
What is he saying?
He's trying to say something.
I'm trying to recognize what he's saying.
Here, let me smoke up.
All right, I'm listening.
Let me smoke here.
I'm smoking.
Got it.
Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Sorry about that, man.
I was just taking a little bit of a smoke there.
You know, drinking, smoking is what I do, you know.
Go ahead, Bjorn.
listening dude i'm listening dude Go ahead, Bjorn.
Listen, dude.
Dude, he is loaded.
Yeah, I saw you having the trip, dude.
I saw you, dude.
I saw.
I've been watching you for a while.
I remember the couple.
We're in a couple.
I remember that very vividly, for Christ's sake, man.
We're in a couple.
We're in a couple.
Anyway, was that a crotch rocket outside my house?
God damn it, man.
I hate those fucking crotch rocket bastards.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink here.
And look, it's good to see Bjorn smiling.
It's good to see Bjorn chilling.
As a matter of fact, I feel honored that we're sitting here having some kind of cross stream.
We've crossed the streams.
We've crossed the stream.
So I feel very fortunate to be here with Bjorn, man.
So cheers.
Cheers to you, Bjorn.
I'm drinking a beer.
Bjorn is drinking straight out of the Chivas bottle.
Hold on, we got a dono.
My name is Low Tire Ghost, and I get bodied in Street Fighter and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Chevrolet.
What?
Shout out to Arteman and Roxy.
Yeah, you would be fucking, you would just ignore that text-to-speech, all right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, did Bjorn drink that whole bottle himself?
I mean, did Bjorn drink that whole bottle himself?
Dude, he is fucking hammered.
All right.
He is just completely hammered.
Yes, he did.
Oh, my God.
The chat room is saying, yes, he drank the whole fucking bottle of Chevron, dude.
Holy shit.
I mean, that made me want to belch.
That means want to belch.
He drank the whole fucking thing.
Oh, my God, dude.
That is just unbelievable.
Dude, look at him.
He's like, yeah, I did it.
Man, that is just unbelievable.
That's a man who's celebrating his Baller Friday right there, man.
All right.
That is a man celebrating his Baller Friday, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, dude, he's going to drink it again, dude.
Oh, God.
What a madman.
What a madman, dude.
Look at him.
Oh, no, no, don't.
Keep it in.
Don't puke.
Don't hurl.
Don't hurl.
Don't hurl, dude.
Don't hurl.
Come on, keep it in.
Keep it in, Bjorn.
He looks like he's about to throw up, dude.
He's like, oh, my.
Anyway, Bjorn, thank you, man.
Cheers to you.
I got to get on with the show here because, believe it or not, I've got about 10 or fucking 11 people that I've got to view their videos.
They donated $18.66.
So I've got like 10 or 11 or 12 more of those to go.
So we're going to go ahead and watch the $18.66, the people that donated tonight, and watch their YouTube videos.
So I want to say, once again, this is Bjorn.
Man, Bjorn, are you all right, dude?
Looks like he's about to puke, dude.
Hold on, hold on.
We're going to stay here for a second.
Are you going to puke, dude?
Okay, no.
Anyway, he's not going to puke.
But I want to say cheers to Bjorn.
Good fan.
You're always welcome on the show.
You know, you know what it is, man.
Cheers to you, Bjorn.
All right, man.
Cheers, man.
All right.
Don't forget.
And I'll be on tomorrow.
If you're on tomorrow, I'll be on tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Thank you very much to Bjorn, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate the clap out, by the way, man.
I'm telling you, man, Bjorn, once again, chilling like an insane villain, dude.
He drank a whole bottle of Chevys on his own.
What a fucking madman.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Mini Moose, for donating to GoTo Orange Stream.
Let's move on.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Gina, excuse me, I'm sorry, Chad Poopter.
Chad Poopter Griffin.
Chad Poopter Griffin requested this song right here.
So, you know, you fucking asshole.
Oh, wrong fucking, wrong fucking.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucked up, dude.
I mean, every time I hear this song, I get discombobulated.
Chad Poopter Griffin Song00:03:29
Okay?
I get discombobulated and fucking choose the wrong tab and shit.
I hate this fucking song, folks.
Okay?
And by the way, if you're new to this fucking channel or you're new to the show, these fucking trolls, they request this all the time, and they know I fucking hate it.
I got a plan, I got a plan, I'm a Friday's ticket in my hand.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And this is a cross-dresser.
is actually a cross-dresser rapper, okay?
This, I'm not joking, a cross-dresser rapper, Cross-dressing.
And look at him in the chat room, dude.
They're dancing.
THEY'RE DANCIN' TO THIS SHIT!
I mean, are you kidding me, man?
Now where my hot sauce?
I don't ketchup, just mud and your pepper White meat dumps.
Why do you all like this song?
And why do you continue to request it?
This was by Chad Poopter Griffin.
Chad Poofter Griffin requested this son of a bitch.
I fucking hate this song, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
Fucking hate this song All right.
That's enough.
All right.
We get it.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Shut this shit up.
All right.
I mean, way to live up to the stereotype.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, you know, way to live up to the fucking stereotype.
Anyway, thanks a lot there, Chad Poopter Griffin, for requesting that fucking song that I fucking hate.
Fry that chicken.
Friday chicken.
Let's move on.
Thanks a lot, Chad Poopter Griffin, for nothing.
All right.
Here's Gino.
Oh, the next one on the agenda.
Geno X 1987.
Geno X 1987 requested this $18.66 bucker and said, proper music.
So let's see what proper music is as it pertains to the freak show requester of freak show videos Geno X 1987.
What is this?
What is this?
Play it.
Okay, I like the guitar.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
You like that cross-dresser?
You want that cock put up on your ass.
Fuck you.
GX to Artemin and Rock Spot.
Who the fuck is this low-tier ghost?
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck you, low-tier ghost, for both the fucking donos you just fucking did, you piece of shit.
Anyway, let's go back here just for a second, okay?
This is Geno X1987's request.
I like the intro guitar.
Goth Chick Tail Video00:10:09
Okay?
The intro guitar is good.
All right.
let's hear it is this big guy the lute singer This big guy is the lead singer.
Look at this big dude.
Look, I'm not going to clown this big dude, okay?
This big dude fucking being a metal singer, I think there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever because he doesn't look like he's eating chicken tendys and pop-tarts and pizza pockets.
You know, he looks like he's fucking drinking beer, filling himself up with piss and fury, eating lots of fucking steak.
You know, he's got that upper body fat, so it's like fucking steaks and, you know, beef and porks and shit like that.
You know, I mean, good for this guy, all right?
good for this guy.
This isn't horrible.
Okay.
This isn't horrible metal, but I've heard better.
I've heard better metal.
Not bad.
Hey, they got a chick in the video.
That's good.
Shut up in the chat room.
Have they met baby metal?
I mean, this is not bad, okay?
This is not bad.
They should emphasize the chick more.
They should emphasize the goth chick more.
I mean, we need more goth chick in this video.
All right, all right.
Not too bad, Gino.
I would have liked to have seen more goth chick.
What, he's singing?
He's singing now.
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
If he could sing like that, why doesn't he just sing the whole fucking song like that, dude?
I actually thought that singing wasn't too bad, dude.
Anyway, I would have liked to have seen more goth chick in this video.
You know what I mean?
They should have like made that goth chick do like goth chickish things.
You know, wait a minute.
Bjorn is dying live on stream.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm fucking frying that chicken.
Wait, I gotta fucking see an ad for Bjorn's video.
Hold on.
Is he really dying?
Put the PC shot on.
Somebody told me he was dying.
Is he alright?
Well, look, there's Busadine.
There's Busidine.
Oh, she's going to take the bottle.
There it is.
Hey, I love that.
Look at that Trump.
Look at that Trump.
Keep America great.
Look at that Trump sticker, man.
Modern metal, this is real metal.
All right, Metal Head 6-9.
All right.
Hold on, look at this.
Looks like Bussadine cut him off.
No, you're not going to drink a no more.
You're not going to drink a no more, motherfucker.
So anyway, she's mad.
All right, look, I just wanted to say, I just wanted to come back and see if Bjorn was okay.
They said he was dying.
But Busadine is there, so I think everything should be okay.
Anyway, Geno X 1987.
I thought that metal wasn't bad.
I thought that that dude's singing was better than his raw.
You know, I thought his singing was better.
He should have fucking just sang the song like that.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Here's another one by Dr. Meow, Ph.D.: He said, ever wanted to become a cat?
No, I've never wanted to become a cat.
I'm not a big cat person anyway, but let's go ahead and see what Dr. Meow.
Let's see what the hell Dr. Meow requested.
Have I ever wanted to become a cat?
Let's see what this is, for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me, Dr. Meow?
Put the PC shot on.
body haptic feedback in some situations our bodies may lack the ability to support or balance us when we are climbing high cliff or lifting heavy so so we're gonna put an artificial fucking tail Is this what this fucking...
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Several previous work addressed the limitations of our bodies by augmenting our existing upper and lower limbs we accustomed to.
However, unlike human body, several vertebrate animals rely on their tail passively for their mobility.
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck metal.
Fuck metal?
All right, hold on, Oliver Carswell.
I'll get to you in just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
Philip Anselmo will get his pussy ass beat by baby metal.
Don't get that ass banned.
What?
Are you fucking kidding me, low tier ghost?
Fucking Phil and Selmo's a pirate when he takes the stage.
Get the fuck out of here.
Anyway, Dr. Meow, look at this artificial fucking tail.
And as a wearable pneumatic tail with adjustable length and weight to accommodate with the user's body and to provide sufficient force to alter body's moments.
You've got to be shitting me.
This is some furry bullshit.
This is some furry's dream come true.
You've got to be shitting me.
Each of the four muscles consists of a bladder that allows the expansion and contraction of its length.
The overall structure of the tail itself is inspired from the seahorse tail.
The seahorse design and handle high amount of forces compared to the body size.
This is fucking tough.
We designed it to be both length adjustable by adding or removing vertebrae into the application for this.
Hold on, Dr. Pause.
What is the application for this?
I mean, is this meant for like industrial business?
Or is this meant for like the troops?
Like we're going to see the troops walk onto the fucking theater of combat and they've got tails and shit.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I'm telling you, furries make me sick, dude.
To provide sufficient force to drive the muscles, we use a pneumatic actuator driven by an air compressor.
Each muscle can handle up to 0.8 kpa with the current design.
God through this tail, we show the ability to passively provide forces to the user's body based on the estimated center of gravity of his posture in order to correct his body.
What the fuck am I listening to?
Are you shitting me?
Wait a minute, hold on.
This is not even, you know, I thought that this tail was meant to like, I don't know, for something for you to sit on and it's like a third leg or something for you to fucking like balance yourself or something.
No!
It's a tail that's going to move with your body so it can give you a better center of gravity like a fucking animal.
Oh my god, dude.
I've heard it all now.
Fucking Japanese, dude.
I think the Hiroshima Nagasaki nukes have fucked these people up.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
This is going to be used for fucking virtual reality now, huh?
Is that it?
I mean, I'm about to get at some point here the HTC Vi.
No, no, no.
The HTC Cosmos, which should be coming out sometime in October.
And you mean to tell me that this is the application for it?
which is to change the center of mass of the user to off balance his posture this approach can help to generate full body forces depending on the mounting point of the tail on body Dude, I'm done.
Dude, this is fucked up.
Dr. Meow.
In conclusion, Ark is a novel augmentative wearable device that truly expands our innate body functions.
It looks like a horse's schlong, for fuck's sake.
I don't want...
What the fuck am I supposed to say after that, dude?
I mean, seriously, what the fuck am I supposed to say after that?
That's like a furry's dream, okay?
Especially these furries that are out here trying to be cats and tigers and pumas and cougars and all this other shit.
Oh my god.
Look at fucking Dr. Meow.
Applications for porn are limitless.
What do you mean applications for porn?
I don't even want to know what you mean, dude.
I don't even want to know.
Forget about it.
Forget I asked.
Let's just go to the next $18.66 bucker.
EBC Black Spandex Friends00:05:28
The next $18.66 bucker is by Khabib.
Khabib Nagamaroff.
And he said, King, okay?
I think he's meaning Bjorn.
know that Khabib likes to watch Bjorn here.
Let's see what, uh, hold on, wait a minute.
This isn't Bjorn.
Gee, I sound a lot like the girl in the video, don't I?
Yeah, you did, as a matter of fact, your text-to-speech lady.
You sure as hell did.
Alright, anyway, put the PC shut on.
Khabib Nagamaroff requested this, Bjorn the King.
Let's play this.
This is an EBZ face.
Make a boy.
Oh, dude.
Oh!
How many of these do you have now?
Miguel boy.
Oh, dude, come on.
And there's EBC doing nothing like usual.
He's a really good swimmer, dude.
I mean, he doesn't do shit, man.
Let me pause this.
I'll play the rest of it, but look at that.
Look at that shiny fucking head of EBZ, for Christ's sake.
Listen, EBZ, I think, could produce so much content if he'd get off his lazy Cameroon ass, alright, and actually go out and do something.
I'm serious, man.
I'm sick of this fucking California Raisin son of a bitch just sitting back on his shitty chair and he's fucking listening to beats.
He's a 40-year-old man that thinks he's going to be the next Tupac.
All right.
I mean, if this brother would go out and take his streaming career seriously, he may be able to sustain this for a long-term period of time.
But if you're going to – look, forget it, man.
All right.
Forget it, dude.
I'm just saying, Bjorn, Bjorn, fucking EBZ, you're a fucking lazy piece of shit, dude.
You're a lazy piece of shit.
And I don't know what to tell you, dude.
I don't know what to tell you.
EBZ is a 40-year-old man.
People don't know that.
Play it.
EBC is black nigga head.
How does black people look like in real life?
You know?
It's really funny, dude.
I'm not a racist.
EBC, you are a wanted man.
No?
You know what that means?
You see?
EBC, do you know what that means?
I will fuck you up when I see you.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Alex together.
Uh-oh.
And you'll be a cripple for the rest of your lives, okay?
Don't ever.
Did he say cripple?
I'll fuck you up, dude.
Go fuck yourself, piece of shit.
I will beat up EBC because he's a black monkey.
Ah, dude, come on.
I'm a white, white supremacist.
So I will beat up EBC when I see him.
I don't condone that, dude.
EBC is a champion.
He's a monkey.
I totally agree.
EBC is a fucking monkey.
He's not a human being.
EBC is a black monkey.
He's a black fucking monkey, dude.
Fuck EBC, the fucking black nigga.
Nigga, boy.
All right.
You know, that's enough.
All right.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I don't condone what the hell Bjorn just said, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Everybody out there throughout the internets and throughout the world, they all know that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
That I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP, Kraut, Muck Shovel and Mix, Camel Jockeys, Orientals, Kangaroo Bangers.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends of all variants of nationalities.
So for you people to sit here and suggest to me that I am some kind of a grand dragon or something, I am not a racist, all right, you sons of bitches.
And I'm tired of you sitting out here spreading that slanderous lie, that slanderous lie about me.
I don't appreciate it one bit, all right?
Anyway, let's move on.
Thank you, Khabib, by the way.
I appreciate it.
That was actually funny, even though I don't condone that.
That was a little bit of Bjorn and his flavor.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This one was requested by the Ard Hammond Show.
Yeah, right.
The Arn Hammond Show.
Thank you for all the feedback and shout-outs.
We'll return in the near future for more Ard Hammond show.
Cheers to all my fans in the chat room and have a great night.
Leather Guy YMCA Remix00:02:31
AX and RX for Roxy in the chat.
All right, dude.
All right, look, you get off yourself, beefy tits.
All right.
Hold on, hold on, calm down.
Calm down.
All right.
Get off yourself, beefy tits.
Seriously, Ard Hammond.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ is all I got to say to you.
All right.
Anyway, let's play what Ard Hammond wanted me to play.
Here it is.
What the fuck is this?
YMCA?
Dude, the YMCA used to be a gay bathhouse that turned into, like, a successful gym.
And now kids go there and shit on summertime and shit.
Wait a minute, what the fuck?
Are you shitting me when this is a remix of YMCA?
Say your family.
Wait a short or you're not.
What is this?
Is this like a I've never heard this remix?
It's fun to stay along my MCA.
It's fun to stay.
Oh my God, dude.
Hey, and shut up in the chat room with Better Than Pantera.
All right, fuck off.
Why do they keep showing the leather guy?
Why do they keep showing the leather guy?
Jump!
All right, we get it.
Mexican Bean Cheese South Park00:07:03
All right, we can't get any more game on this.
Now, hold on.
What?
What is this?
What?
Anonymous.
What does it say here?
What the hell did you just say?
To Bjorn's defense, he's from Denmark.
They don't know better over there.
It's next to Iceland for fuck's sake.
But I guess you hate Bjorn now, right?
Because you're against racism.
No, I don't hate Bjorn.
You know, just because he does something that I don't agree with.
I mean, I'm not a fucking Democrat.
I'm not a leftist, okay?
All right.
I mean, I'm open to, you know, all peoples.
All right.
I'm a person that tries to appreciate the best in people.
I'm not like you fuckers that try to, you know, pull out the worst in people.
Anyway, once again, I do want to reiterate YMCA used to be a gay bathhouse, and now, you know, I don't know what it is anymore, but yeah.
Anyway, let's move on.
Thank you, Arn Hammond, for requesting YMCA for everybody.
I'm pretty sure everybody appreciates it.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one is requested by Noble Savage.
GX from the Rezi, or excuse me, GX from the Res, excuse me, just wanted to synchronize a powwow smoke signal session.
This is by Noble Savage here.
Powwow Smoke Signal Session.
All right, hold on.
Let me go ahead and wait for the five seconds for the ad.
And then we'll go ahead and see what Noble Savage is talking about.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Noble Savage.
What is this?
SPM Marigo Round.
Hold on, it hasn't started yet.
What is this?
It hasn't started yet.
The YMCA really rocks much better than Pantera Grant McDonald approves.
Go fuck off, you idiot.
All right, let's play.
Let's play this.
Once again, requested by Noble Savage.
What is this here?
Wait a minute.
Is this South Park Mexicans?
I recognize this fat Mexican's face.
Oh, God.
It's the South Park Mexicans, dude.
And the only reason I know about the South Park Mexicans is because they're from Houston.
Okay?
They're from Houston.
And this son of a bitch, this son of a bitch right here is serving time in prison for banging a 13-year-old.
Just saying Smoke like a hippie Just saying, dude.
Just saying.
People are calling this guy Goofy Bone.
I don't know what it is about.
Look, I'll be honest with you, dude.
I don't know what it is about Mexicans and them being like a little bit heftier.
I don't get it, dude.
You know, I base it on their diet because I do like Tex Mex food.
I'm not too big on like Mexican food, but like Tex Mex food.
And I want to be honest with you here, dude.
You know, I live in San Antonio, and I think that a big, huge contributing factor on why the Mihicanos are so hefty.
It's because everything is bean and cheese, dude.
Everything is bean and cheese with these fucking people.
What is this?
Low-tier God.
Phyllin Selmo is garbage-ass scrub.
Gets bodied by baby metal.
Fuck Pantera.
Get that ass band GX to baby metal.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Just shut your ass, all right?
Fucking low-tier guy.
Look, the bottom line is, is I think that it's just too much bean and cheese.
I have seen firsthand, okay, people order at a Mexican restaurant for themselves only, okay?
Like nine to ten bean and cheese tacos.
And the reason why they get bean and cheese because they're fucking cheap.
I mean, out here in San Antonio, you could probably get a fucking bean and cheese taco in the morning for like 79 cents.
All right?
Like 79 fucking cents.
I'm not even joking around.
And you know the thing about Mexican girls?
Mexican women, because they eat all that bean and cheese, sometimes they get like this weird body shape where they're kind of like not too fat up top, like, you know, in their torso region.
But then when you go down to their thighs, dude, they got these fucking huge ass thunder thighs.
You know what I mean?
I'm talking like fucking huge.
I mean, it's fucking disgusting, dude.
And the reason is, I think, is because of fucking bean and cheese.
That's my opinion.
Don't take it as fact.
But, you know, I've been around.
Look, I'm from Texas, okay?
I'm from Texas.
And there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And that's why I know a thing or two about these Hispanics.
So anyway, play the rest of this.
Let's go.
Cause Mary got a big old bud, huh?
Mary go.
Yeah, believe it or not, this guy banged a 13-year-old.
He's still in prison for that.
I think he may get out here in the next couple of years, if I'm not mistaken.
He's been in there for at least, I would say, at least 12 years, maybe longer than that.
I think 15 years?
He's been in there for a minute, dude.
Zombie Rap Prison Story00:15:08
Who the hell requested this, by the way?
No.
Noble Savage.
Global Savage requested this.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
Bye.
All right, all right.
Fucking South Park, Mexican.
Little Noble Savage over here, knowing a little bit about Houston's own South Park Mexicans.
What is this?
You are my favorite boomer, ASMR.
All right, dude, shut up.
All right.
All right, just get off my sack with all that boomer talk.
All right.
I know all you people hate boomers, but let's be honest, man.
The boomers are the ones that made the better music, that, you know, that were self-aware at 18 years old, that changed the world.
I mean, come on, baby.
Don't be hating on boomers.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry about that.
Didn't mean to play that ahead of time.
This one here, this $18.66 bucker, is requested by Bonzie Buddy.
Okay.
Bonzie Buddy requested this and said, here's some more space metal in joy.
Okay, let's see what the fuck he's talking about.
Space metal, man.
I've never heard of such a thing.
Space metal?
Space metal.
Okay.
Bonzie Bunny requested this.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not too bad, you know, thus far.
You know, I hear a little 80s in this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
They're piling them up for Christ's sake.
A jukebox.
Come on, Cloud Zach.
Come on.
A jukebox time.
Look, this was requested by Bonzie Buddy.
He said this is space metal.
We're giving it some critique up in here.
All right?
Give it a little bit of critique.
I can hear a little 80s-esque.
No, it ain't horrible.
This ain't too bad there, Bonzie Buddy.
I mean, this doesn't have a thumbs down.
There's no thumbs down here.
Although I'm sure some of you trolls are going to put a thumbs down, but still.
Well, they got a little synth going on there as well.
You hear that synth?
My conviction is strong.
Those who have sinned will answer ten.
I will write what is wrong.
That's not a way.
The duck will absorb you.
You shouldn't have to do it.
You know, they got some mixed reviews in the chat on this one there, Bonzie Buddy.
What does everybody think in the chat?
Uh, cheesy, I like it.
Pretty good.
Trash.
Hail VO.
Wigger music.
The synth was good.
Six out of ten.
Trash.
I like.
Not bad.
Seven out of ten, four out of ten.
Pretty decent.
There's been worse.
Yeah, all right.
Six out of ten, I guess.
Boomer shitty tunes.
All right, dude, that's enough.
Boomer shitty tunes.
Eight out of ten.
This ain't bad.
This ain't bad.
Lily Bonzie Buddy over here.
Introducing folks into space metal.
Space metal in the house.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Thank you very much, there, Bonzie Buddy.
This next $18.66 bucker has been requested by Moore Spaghetti Rap.
Oh, I can only understand.
I could only imagine what the fuck this is.
Spaghetti Rap.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Moore Spaghetti Rap.
This is actually the engineer's favorite fucking song.
I'm not even joking around.
Hey, engineer, you know that fucking favorite song of yours that you like?
Somebody just requested it right now.
Okay?
So let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is requested by Moore Spaghetti Rap.
Here it is.
It's the engineer's favorite song.
It's the engineer's favorite song, dude.
The engineer, he loves this song.
Listen, this is the engineer's favorite song, dude.
Engineer!
Engineer's going nuts!
Sucka Run, Sucka Run, Sucka Run, Sucka Run!
This is the engineer's fucking joint, dude.
I might even tell you he loves this song.
What does everybody think of this song, huh?
Look, everybody in the chat room likes this shit.
Are you kidding me?
This is the engineer's favorite song.
You like this shit?
Look, everybody likes the fucking song, engineer.
How fuckin' quite, dude.
Oh, God.
Finally, some real tunes.
Somebody actually said that in the chat room.
All right, dude.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Finally, some tunes.
Oh, my God.
All right, all right.
I've had enough, all right?
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people in the chat room are sitting over here saying, Oh, yeah, finally some good tunes.
Oh, this is 10 out of 10.
10 out of fucking 10.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, this is 10 out of 10.
All right, dude.
You guys are just fucking trolling me now.
I know you are.
You fucking people don't like this bullshit.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab requested another one here.
Remember, he requested some Raz or what the hell is that fucking rapper's name?
The fucking anyway, he said this is actual real rap according to Tim McCrab.
Okay, so let's see what Tim McCrab considers real rap.
All right, let's put the PC shot on.
Tim McCrab, lanes, my bad, lanes.
Lanes.
I'm sorry, I'm a little fucking inebriated here.
But this is real rap according to Tim McCrab.
Kind of a freaky little video.
All right, let's give this a shot.
What is this?
Gothic rap?
this This is real rap Oh my god Tim McCrab, come on, dude.
What is this?
fucking zombie rap?
Oh, God, dude.
This is real rap, dude?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
And I'm assuming this is Roosky talk, right?
This is Ruski language.
These are these cock-eyed, mouth-breathing, vodka-drinking roosties, right?
People are saying it's better than Lane's.
I don't know.
I kind of like lanes, you know?
He's got a shtick to him.
He's got his wide eyes like, I mean, that's pretty funny.
Hey, they're drinking Jaeger.
Huh?
What is this shit?
This is like zombie rap, dude.
I mean, like zombie goth rap.
I don't get this dude, I mean this is like bizarre and I mean, I thought that scuffed toenail look, you know, scuffed toenail sounded better than this shit.
I'm sorry, Tim McCrab.
I mean, well, that little toenail sounded better than this shit.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Tim McCrab.
Fucking zombie rap.
I've heard it all now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've heard it all now.
Oh my God, dude.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
I think, how many, how many more of these do I have here?
We got Tim McCrab, and then we got, hold on, we got one, two, three, four, five, six.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
You guys continue to pile this shit up.
It's already 12.42 in the morning.
All right, let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by even more spaghetti rap.
Okay, even more spaghetti rap requested this.
So let's go ahead and see what more.
There was nothing else said other than that.
More spaghetti rap.
Here it is.
These guys are calling themselves the Suicide Boys.
Antarctica.
Suicide.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Spaghetti rap?
Smoking that dope off the floor, let me blow.
Hold on, fuck with y'all.
I mean, I don't know, man.
I don't know what to say about it.
That horse spaghetti rap is right.
This shit sucks.
This shit really sucks, dude.
And not only mention, Didn't they just, didn't they rip off like that one bitch singing in the background from Dead Mouse?
This shit sucks, dude.
Definitely spaghetti rap This is horrible
Wow, dude.
I mean, dude, that is just.
I'm sorry.
That is just trash.
All right.
Somebody by the name of Moore Spaghetti Rap requested that.
You're damn right that was spaghetti rap.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh my God.
All right.
Let's forget about that.
Let's move on.
Let's go to aesthetic.
Aesthetic.
And I'm sure he's not playing a fucking video that's favorable to me.
He's been a fucking trolly bastard for a while here.
Aesthetic.
Judas Priest Napalm Death00:03:23
Here's baby metal meeting some bands.
What are you fucking talking about?
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
Slayer?
Slayer?
Oh my god.
I don't know who the fuck Abbott is.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
I mean, Slayer?
Alice Cooper.
Oh my God, dude.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, seriously, this is fucking.
I've never heard of these douchebags.
I've never heard of these douchebags.
Anthrax, dude.
Man, dude, this is.
I just want to end the show, dude.
I'm serious.
These fucking three fucking Oriental broads, all right, prancing around like a bunch of anime slut bags are now fucking metal.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Ariana Grande.
Who gives a shit about that bitch?
Never heard of Ashes.
Never heard about them either.
Who the fuck is that?
Queen?
Well, figures, Queen.
Never heard of Bring Me the Horizon.
Never heard of these fucking bands, dude.
The Butcher Babies.
Sheep Trick.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Five Finger Death Punch.
Cross.
I've never heard of CrossFate.
Never heard of these idiots.
Wait, man.
Megadeth.
Let me tell you something.
If I was a metal band and these stupid little fucking twats came up to me, oh, I want a picture.
Are you kidding me?
I would fucking.
I would take the beer I'm drinking and pour it all over their fucking heads.
All right.
Fucking kidding me.
Oh my God.
Guns and roses, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Oh my God.
Fred Durst.
Judas Priest.
I can't take this anymore.
Dude, look, I just want to.
Look, kiss.
Look, I just want to fucking end the show after I do these 18 months, dude.
done with this shit i'm so done with this fucking shit already man i'm serious man fucking lamb of god marilyn man god good god man come on marty friedman metallica's a bunch of pussies anyway Fucking Metallica,
you fucking faggots All right, you know what I'm napalm death are you shitting me?
I can't take this anymore dude.
Cooking Steaks Lava Grate00:05:33
I'm serious.
I can't take this shit.
Vinnie Paul, no man.
Vinnie Paul, no man.
Ramste, all right look, I just want to end.
The fucking red hot chili peppers.
Fucking Rob Zombie, you fucking faggot.
I mean all the.
I can't believe this shit, man.
I can't believe that these fucking metal people accepted these stupid dumb, fucking Oriental sluts.
And fucking Skrillax.
What a fucking fruit bowl that Slipknot suicidal tendencies.
Oh my god dude, I'm done.
Dude, I you know.
Fuck all of you people.
Fuck all of you people taking joy in this, fuck baby metal.
They're a bunch of stupid dumb, idiot.
Fucking gimmicky, fucking Oriental slut bags that I can't believe metal is embracing.
I can't believe.
Fuck you.
Aesthetic for even requesting this man.
You know that.
Fuck you for even requesting this shit.
Fucking hell.
How many more of these do I got hurt.
Let's hurry the fuck up.
I want to get the fuck out of here, man.
What a fucking joke, and I'm supposed to be doing a show tomorrow on top of that.
Anyway, Geno X1987 requested this one and said, how to cook a steak properly.
What the fuck you talking about, Gino?
How to cook a steak properly?
What is this?
Cooking a steak with lava, why?
Why, dude?
This is people have way too much fucking time energy, effort on their hand, dude.
I mean, you know, give me a fucking.
I hope that shit tastes like sulfur.
You know what I mean?
I hope that shit tastes like sulfur and it's a shitty ass steak.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, way too much time on your hands.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my god, this is so stupid.
This is how you cook the steak Gino, how long are they gonna keep those steaks on there?
Man, I was gonna say yeah, it's probably cooked and burnt on the outside.
Dude, this is fucked up.
And all you people that are out here that are saying that's actually cool ghost, you're an idiot.
You know that.
You're a fucking.
There's people starving in Africa right now.
And these people are doing this bullshit.
You know what?
There's fucking people starving in the slums of Brazil and South America right now.
And these sons of bitches are doing this horse shit.
Oh my god.
All right, we get it.
Look, he's cooking.
What are you cooking?
We could have got salmon.
What are you cooking?
He's cooking some sick ass salmon with the fucking steak.
He just threw some sick ass salmon on there.
See that shit?
Oh, Christ.
And what else?
Let's keep.
Let's go forward.
All right, steaks, sick ass salmon, and hot dogs.
Let's see how these turn out.
All right, and we get it.
It's being cooked by the fucking lava.
It's probably burnt ass, disgusting, sulfur-tasting steak and fish.
Jesus, put it up.
Look at this burnt shit.
It's all burnt.
Look at the sick ass salmon.
It's all fucking burnt, dude.
Fucking idiots.
I bet you these fucking idiots thought they were so cool.
Hey, you know what we should do?
We should take the malt and lava and put a fucking grate over it and try to cook steaks and sick ass salmon and hot dogs and shit.
You know the worst thing that you can do, folks, is eat well-done steak because what happens is, is when you cook steak well done, when you cook steak to where you have look at that burnt on there, you see that's burnt steak, burnt fat.
When you burn fat, it turns into trans fat.
And the worst thing that you can put into your body, believe it or not, is trans fat.
So always make sure if you're going to cook a steak to cook it at least medium well.
At least.
In my opinion, I think it should be medium rare or rare.
That's the healthiest way to eat it.
But trans fat.
I'm not even joking around.
You don't want any of that fucking trans fat burnt fat in your diet.
Look at that disgusting.
Look at this fucking shit.
Eat it.
Oh, yeah.
They see they don't want to eat it.
Trans Fat Steak Warning00:02:59
They're like, oh, this shit sucks.
So let's just put it in the fucking lava and let it burn.
What a fucking bunch of flakes.
I wanted to see those motherfuckers eat it and be like, oh, this is gone.
What a waste of time.
What a waste of time, effort, energy, resources, etc.
And a waste of meat.
You fucking ungrateful pricks.
And people are wondering why the third world hates America right there.
Wasting a fucking T-bone steak away because, hey, you know what'd be cool?
Is if we cooked a steak and a sick ass salmon on lava.
Fucking idiot.
All right, look, before I get how many more of these one, two, three.
I got three more, okay?
I'm going to get a beer real fast and then we'll move on to the next one.
All right.
What is this?
California and Fuego.
Live reenactment of what happened to Californians today in Saddle Ridge.
Oh, dude, that's fucked up, dude.
I mean, listen to me.
I'm no big, I'm not a fan of California, okay?
But to say something like that is just fucking absolutely disgusting.
Okay?
I mean, Jesus, fuck what happened today in California.
All right, look, I got to get a fucking drink.
I'm sorry.
It's Baller Friday.
All right.
It's Baller Friday.
What is this?
Cherry Cake.
Cherry on the cake.
Ghost, I saw you had a lot of depression on humanity today, but I hope I can help by putting the cherry on the cake with the stream.
Did you know Trump has a Twitch account?
Trump has a Twitch account.
What?
What the fuck are you saying?
You fucking idiots are trying.
Look, I don't give a shit, all right?
I don't know if you're trolling.
I don't know if you're fucking serious.
I don't really give a shit, all right?
I just want to do the last three $18.66 bucker and get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ, episode 106 is supposed to be a Baller Friday show.
I'm supposed to be having a decent fucking time.
I'm not having a good time, okay?
I'm not having a good time.
And look, it's fucking real.
Look at that.
A fucking Donald Trump twit.
All right, look, don't tell me anymore, you fucking weaponized autistic pricks.
Don't tell me anymore.
I don't care anymore, okay?
Just let me do my show and you all just shut the fuck up.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Seriously, I don't want to hear anymore.
I don't want to hear anymore, okay?
Okay, I don't give a shit.
Just shut the fuck up and listen to the broadcast, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I need another beer just so I can fucking just unwind for Christ's sake.
And I know you idiots think, oh, you're an alcoholic, ghost.
Fuck you, is what I gotta say, okay?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I need more beer.
Oliver Carswell Advertisement00:15:38
Jesus Christ, you're goddamn right.
I need some more fucking beer.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this, dude.
I'm not even.
I can't believe this crap, man.
All the shit that you people just fucking throw in my face.
And what the hell is this, Anonymous?
What the hell are you saying?
All right.
Just decided to start playing games in order to appeal to the youth.
What a dumbass orange man retarded.
Fuck you, asshole.
Trying to make fun of my friend.
There's fucking Gino.
Look, Gino, look, don't donate anymore.
Everybody, don't donate anymore.
I'm done, dude.
All right.
I'm done with you people that are out here trying to rub shit in my face, trying to say, hey, ghost, look, look at Vinny Paul.
He was here with the fucking baby metal.
Ha ha ha ha.
All right, go fuck yourselves.
Let's move on.
All right.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Metalhead69.
Metalhead69 said, Modern metal, this is real metal.
Okay, what is real metal here?
All right, let's take a look at what real metal is here.
And before we get to that, we have a fucking five-second ad once again, so we got to wait for that.
And let's see what the hell.
Let's see what the hell Metalhead69 says that this is real metal.
Let's see what real metal is.
Play it.
This isn't real.
This isn't metal, asshole.
This isn't metal, you fucking dickhead.
Oh my God, look at all that black ass.
Look at that black ass.
Good God.
Handle me?
Who gonna handle me?
Jungle booty, jungle booty, jungle booty.
with that superstar beat Thought to sell them you with me when they be asking where you at I can't read your mind Gotta say that shit.
Oh, my God.
Is that Nikki Minaj?
Look at all that ass.
Good God.
That ass.
Tribal booty.
old booty and I'm gonna tell you something Nicki Minaj, all that shit is fake her Her ass is fake.
Her tits are fake.
Her face is fake.
But I don't know.
Some people may not give a shit.
Oh, my God.
Look at that ass.
Give a fuck about it, man.
Good lord.
I grab my shit.
Lord All right I think we've had enough of that jungling booty.
That's enough.
Alright.
Alright.
That's enough of the jungle booty.
That's over the tribal booty right there.
All right.
Everybody probably was like, oh my God, geez, look at that.
Look at that jungle booty.
I want to fucking have that in my face so I can motorboat that black ass.
I know that some of you, what some of you are saying.
Hey, what is this?
TCR the movie?
What do you mean, TCR the movie?
All right, look, don't donate anymore, dude.
All right, it's already one o'clock in the morning.
If this, if we continue going like this, I'm not going to do a show tomorrow.
I hate to say that.
All right, but I can't keep fucking going eight hours tonight and then fucking got to do a show tomorrow.
I can't do that shit, dude.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I can't do that shit.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I know you fucking oh not a machine and all that bullshit.
Nobody could do that shit.
Anyway, Oliver Carswell requested this $18.66 bucker and said fuck metal.
Okay, fuck metal.
And Oliver Carswell requested this instead, okay?
Mental prolapse.
Okay.
He said fuck metal.
What the fuck is this?
This sounds like it's made out of Nintendo sounds.
is this this sounds like double dragon intro or some I'm not joking.
This sounds like the beginning of bad dudes or some shit.
Oh my god.
Is that the vocal for this shit?
This is the vocal for this horse shit.
Oliver Carswell, this shit sucks, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Fucking shit sucks.
What does everybody think about this right here?
Oliver Carswell requested this.
What does everybody think about this shit?
Gay, trash, faggy, fuck metal.
Still better than Pantango.
Fuck off, asshole.
It's bad, retarded.
All right.
Yeah.
Undertale.
Undertale.
What the fuck does that mean?
All right.
All right.
We get it, dude.
All right.
What is this?
I'll let it go for a few more seconds, but Oliver Carswell, this shit sucks.
All right.
This fuckin' shit sucks!
I think we get the point, okay?
I think we get the point.
And everybody in the chat room thinks that this sucks a cock with it.
All right.
All right.
This is horrible.
All right.
Horrible, horrible fucking vocals.
Oliver Carswell, are you shitting me, dude?
You're saying fuck metal and you requested that?
I mean, come on, main is all I got to say to that there, Oliver Carswell.
Come on, main, all right?
A little bit of a come on, main is all I got to say to that.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by CloudZach.
Cloudzack said I jukebox time.
Okay, CloudZach, what did you request this time for so-called?
Hold on, hold on.
This is a fucking advertisement.
So please wait until after the advertisement is finished.
But once again, this was requested by CloudZach 1090.
And once again, he said I jukebox time.
So let's see what the hell he's talking about.
Put the PC shot on.
CloudZach 1090 requested this.
Megadeth Holy Wars, The Punishment Do.
I don't know, yeah.
Some old school.
That's some old school Megadeth right there, dude.
Fucking old school Megadeth right there.
Cloud Zach requested this here.
Fucking classic metal.
Classic fucking metal dude.
You see we got a lot of Megadeth fans in the house.
What's going on?
Damn, those are badass riffs, dude.
Badass rip, badass distortion.
Mad-ass shit.
Thing that I don't like about Megadance is Dave Mustangs vocal.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Who's requesting more?
Who's requesting more of this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, dude, I don't want to keep it.
Dude, you're going to keep me up all night.
I don't want to be up all night.
If I'm up all night, I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to do a show tomorrow, dude.
Fucking Oliver Carswell trying to show me up.
I'll show you metal.
All right, whatever, man.
Anyway, I don't like Dave Mustang's vocals, dude.
I mean, I think anybody can sing better than Dave Mustang.
No offense, okay?
No offense, so what does everybody think about classic Megadeth in the chat, huh?
By the way, that's Marty Friedman playing the fucking guitar.
Nothing we get.
We'll let her go for a couple more seconds here.
That's a young Dave Mustang, young Marty Freeman.
Young Megadeth, dude.
I love the skull.
Not gonna lie, that's enough.
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.
Anyway, who the hell donated that one there?
I think it was Cloud Zach.
That wasn't too bad there, Cloudzac.
I'll be honest with you, man.
It was pretty good.
Like I said, I'm just not the biggest fan of Dave Mustang's vocals, okay?
My bad, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got Geno X 1987.
Okay, here we go with Geno X 1987.
Now let's see what Geno X 1987 has to offer this time because we all know he's a freak show.
So let's see what the hell this was.
Once again, last one was by Cloudzak 1090.
Thank you very much.
This one was requested by Geno X1987.
What the fuck?
All right, viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Once again, this is Geno X 1987.
Viewer discretion is advised, okay?
Oh my god, dude.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh my god, no!
A fucking freak show like you would fucking look at this shit, Gino.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh no, don't slice your face.
Oh good God.
Oh my god.
Oh fucking.
You know what, Geno?
You're a sick fuck.
You know that?
You're a sick fucker, man.
Look at this sick show.
Oh!
FINGERING HIS ASS!
Um, what?
He ripped off his nuts?
Oh my god.
Dude, Gino X 1987, you're a sick fucking son of a bitch, dude.
I wish I was a princess.
Oh my god.
I mean, luckily, this is like Halloween time.
Look, this guy's got fucking eggs for tits.
This guy's got eggs for tits.
Oh, my God.
What is this shit I'm watching, man?
What is this shit that I'm watching?
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, dude, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
Fucking Gino, dude.
You are one of the sickest sons of bitches I probably have ever come across in my fucking life, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
The next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by Ghost TCR the movie.
Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Ghost TCR the movie, all right?
And hold on just a second.
I got a fucking other advertisement for Christ's sake.
We get it, YouTube.
Cuck Trailer Movie Request00:02:15
We get it.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
Ghost TCR the movie.
What is this?
Cuck trailer?
What the fuck is this?
Cuck number one trailer?
what do you mean ghost tcr the movie the greatest threat to our nation is this false sense of diversity that is the greatest fallacy of the past century today That's a rough day for me.
Cuck the movie?
I lost a lot of money and I lost a car and I lost a job.
But everywhere I go, there's illegals.
And they're running the show.
It's shifted.
Not just in terms of politics or morality.
What the fuck?
You can't be proud to be white and male anymore.
It's not politically correct.
We sometimes record it.
All you gotta do is follow the script.
Can you do that, Ronnie?
Can you follow the script?
But you can't.
What the fuck is this?
The greatest threat to our nation is the fragmentation of our people.
Does he have access to weapons, guns, knives, anything?
45.
When the fire comes, they need you.
Cuck?
Are you ready to take the redfill?
Or are you just another cuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
This looks like leftist bullshit propaganda if I've ever seen it in my fucking life.
I mean, good God.
I'm telling you, man.
These leftists, they just, they're never going to end, are they, dude?
They're never going to fucking end.
They're going to continue on with the bullshit propaganda.
Because this is bullshit, okay?
Everybody has to understand this is complete and utter dog shit.
Cuck the trailer.
That looked like leftist garbage.
Ghost TCR the movie, fuck you for requesting that, all right?
Fuck you.
Real Modern Metal Remix00:05:00
All right.
The next $18.66 bucker is requested by Oliver Carswell again, okay?
And he said, here's some real metal for you.
Okay, let's see what you got, Oliver Carswell.
Oh, dude, are you fucking a fucking remix for Christ?
This is an old remix, by the way.
Look at this 2011 Aguar remix.
Look, look, fucking listen to this.
This is Oliver Carswell request.
Listen to this, son of a bitch.
That's actually a pretty good song.
I knew that song from a long time ago, and I think I was using it as a euphemism on one of my shows.
And, of course, somebody made the connection.
Anyway, there it is right there.
There's meat sandwich.
I guess I covered it for Christ's sake.
Thank you, Oliver Carswell.
That is some decent metal, if I don't say so myself.
Anyway, folks, it is 1:15 in the morning here, okay?
It is 1.15 in the morning.
And what I'm going to do here is I'm going to do me for five minutes.
Okay?
And then once I do that, I'm going to do some, I guess, some forum shout-outs.
And I guess we'll do some radio graffiti, okay?
I guess, all right?
I mean, even though you guys have been a fucking thorn on my ass all night tonight and have made episode 106, you know, a bunch of shit.
Hey, you know what?
Fuck you for all you people that are saying I'm stalling here.
Dude, you understand that I'm spending all my fucking weekends with you people, okay?
And I have been up here almost, what is it, almost five hours, okay?
I haven't taken a piss break.
I haven't done nothing, okay?
I haven't even drank much for Christ's sake.
You fucking people are eating into my drinking time.
All right, Liz, how many fucking beers do I have?
Two, four, six, five.
I only got fucking six beers down for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
This fucking show is eating into my drinking time.
And by the way, I'm really surprised that you idiots are shit talking me now.
And then expect me to do a Saturday night troll show tomorrow at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, huh?
Let me have my phone.
Yeah, only six beers, dude.
That's all I've drank.
I mean, I should be at about 9 or 10 at this point in time with about fucking like four or five shots in.
Jesus, Greg, get my drink.
Don't threaten me, you assholes.
All right, you people that are like, hey, you better put the troll show or troll warrant.
Fuck you, okay?
All right, fuck you.
All right, give me some more goddamn tobacco.
I need some more fucking tobacco up in here.
Break off.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all hear that?
I'm breaking off some tobacco up in here, boy.
Woo!
All right, here we go.
Let me go ahead and cheers to you folks out there that are listening once again.
It's a Friday night, Baller Friday, episode 106 of the Ghost Show.
And unless these idiots continue to piss me off in the chat room, I will be here tomorrow for the Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So I hope that you folks will be here with us as well.
Because, you know, I'm a fucking machine up in this motherfucker.
All right.
fucking machine.
You know, you want to hit the tobacco and let it hit the brain.
Yeah, there we go, man.
There you go.
Hey, I'm doing me.
I'll fuck you.
Especially when there are many, many of you.
This is real modern metal.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Look, just because I'm doing me doesn't mean that that's a cue for you guys to go ahead and continue to donate, okay?
Look, Jesus.
Fucking Christ, man.
Especially when the come on here's some classic 80s metal.
You're oh god, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I just want to do me up in here, and now all of a sudden I got to do two $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right, give me my drink.
I'm just trying to do me, and I can't.
I got to keep doing this bullshit.
I got to keep doing this bullshit.
I got to keep doing this fucking goddamn bullshit.
Niggas Hurting Badass Rhyme00:02:42
All right, this next one was requested by Metalhead69, who said this is real modern metal.
Okay, let's see what the hell real modern metal is to you, okay?
What is this, Metalhead?
Oh, it's fucking 6'9, baby.
That's my word.
That's 6'9.
I feel bad for this kid.
I'm sorry.
I feel bad for 6'9.
I'm sorry.
Get in a fucking chest, nigga.
I'm sorry.
These niggas bleed differently.
We don't know.
Yeah.
We make niggas bleed blood.
These niggas ain't hurting me.
I ain't hurting you.
Get the fuck out of my face for I murder you.
I'm a killer too!
Oh man...
6-9 NIST and 6-9 NAT!
Niggas on my dick and on my yak.
Niggas put me in my sack.
I'm from my address.
Oh I'm gonna get my dick licked.
Little thick bitch.
Look into my dick pics.
She's a free co!
Oh, man.
This was actually a badass rhyme.
I'm sorry.
These niggas ain't hurting me.
I ain't hurting you.
Get the fuck out of my face for I murder you.
I'm a killer too.
Anyway, this is this.
This was a badass song, dude.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm sorry, dude.
The fucking beat on this was fucking unbelievable.
Okay, whoever fucking did this beat fucking much props first and foremost, okay?
And then, uh, fucking what it came out that 6ix9ine didn't write his own songs because I thought the rhyme for this goddamn son of a bitch was perfect.
And then, you know, I feel bad for 6ix9ine because he wasn't really a part of the bloods.
I don't know how these fuckers got a hold of him, but regardless, all that fucking ghetto fi, you know, snippets of fucking New York blood gang, it made him, you know, kind of look like he was a real gangster and shit, even though I knew he wasn't.
White Snake Natural Curves00:03:35
But either way, badass song, dude.
Even if he is a snitch, that's a good song, man.
Excuse me.
Whole squad killers, motherfucker.
I'm a killer, too.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Hey, don't sit here and talk shit about me.
I'm a cultured man, okay?
I'm a fucking cultured man out here, for fuck's sake, all right?
I have a very, you know, expansive music selection for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, I'm not supporting snitches.
I'm not fucking sitting over here supporting snitches.
I thought that was a good song at the time, man.
Fucking 2018, dude.
That was a badass song.
Anyway, let's move on.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is White Snake Up the Ass, really, asshole.
White Snake up the ass.
Here's some classic 80s metal.
You're welcome.
All right.
White Snake.
This was the lead singer of White Snake's Chick, believe it or not.
That Tawny Katan?
I think her name was Tawny Katan.
Tawny Katan, yeah.
White Snake, dude.
A little bit of white man.
Oh, man.
You know, I don't know.
Look, I don't mean to pause this right now, but I mean, have y'all seen scantily clad women in old 80s movies or even 90s movies or sitcoms?
Don't they look a hell of a lot better than bitches do now, dude?
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I was watching with Mrs. Ghost last night a run of Married with Children.
You know, I love Married with Children.
And on the logo network, which is the gay network, they typically have blocks of Married with Children on for like five hours, four hours straight.
You know what I'm saying?
Or, you know, they usually run shit like that.
And it was the episodes in which Al Bundy was exposed to scantily clad whores on a consistent basis.
And I'm like, man, these women were really good looking, all natural.
You know, they weren't, you know, all fucking pumped up with all kinds of weird shit in their asses and saline tits and facelifts out the wazoo.
They just look better.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, let me continue this here.
I mean, look at Tony Kattan up in here, dude.
I mean, you know, all natural, dude.
See, those are natural curves in that silhouette there.
Yeah, this is a pretty good song.
I like White Snake, dude.
White Snake is coming back.
Even though the person that requested this is white snake up the ass.
Boomer Metal Violin Solo00:04:05
Hey, fuck you people that are saying this is boomer metal.
Are you kidding me?
This shit's coming back.
The 80s are coming back.
Good God, dude.
I miss the 80s, 70s chicks.
You know, the chicks that, you know, natural beauty, dude.
Natural fucking beauty.
I think we're about to head into an 80s 2.0 is right.
When Trump is elected again and we win the House of Representatives, it's going to be so prosperous out here.
People are just.
I think we're starting to see the beginning of it now with some of these stupid, ridiculous entertainers that are around now.
I think it's going to even get better.
I think it's going to even get better.
No, it's going to get better.
I got optimism.
I got optimism, baby.
But we cannot have anyone else but Trump 2020.
We cannot have anyone else but Trump 2020, man.
Hey, hold on.
We're listening to White Snake.
669INE song Cheers from Brazil Ghost Treyway.
Hey, it's fucking from Brazil, baby.
Ghost nailed the 6'9 song, Chills from Brazil.
Look, I'm not down with him snitching and, you know, all that other shit he was doing.
I do feel bad for the kid because I feel that he was put in a very precarious situation that he had no business in.
But he was like, hey, you know, the Treyway gangsters are, you know, treating me like one of their own and all this other shit.
And he got himself in some bad situation.
But I'm telling you, that song, Billy, that I just, that's a badass song.
I'm sorry.
A badass beat.
It's just, it's a badass song.
I'm sorry.
All right.
It's fucking badass.
Anyway, let's listen to a couple more seconds of Whitesnake here.
And, by the way, hold on, pause this.
I, uh, I...
I don't know how I missed a, I think I was in between 18 buckers, but somebody by the name of Truth, all right, donated a three buck and said, bass Trump listens to Ghost but ignores his advice about Twitch.
Fuck off, asshole.
Thought it was something serious.
Go fuck off Fuck you Alright I didn't know Donald Trump had a Twitch.
All right, so fuck off.
Wait a minute.
Is that dude playing a violin with his guitar?
Who the fuck you think you are, Jimmy Page?
All right.
I think we're just about done here.
We get it.
They do a bunch of guitar solos.
And this guy humps the microphone stand.
Jimmy Page Guitar Hump00:03:37
So anyway, let's go ahead.
Thank you very much.
Hold on.
He's going to say, in the still of the night, let's hear that.
Come on, let's hear it.
Here's the still of the nine!
Let's hear it.
That ass shit, man.
80s.
80s 2.0 is coming, baby.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
Who the hell requested that?
White Snake up the ass.
I don't like your fucking name, but thank you for requesting that, man.
All right.
Listen, give me five minutes, all right?
It is 1.30 on the dot.
Hold on.
Give me seven minutes, okay?
Give me, okay, excuse me.
The reason I say that is because it just hit 131.
Give me seven fucking minutes so I can have another beer, take another shot, smoke some re, I mean, the tobacco, smoke tobacco, all right?
Because I want to do me, dude.
I'm not fucking buzzed.
I'm not buzzed enough.
Let's put it that way, okay?
I'm not buzzed enough that I'm having a good fucking time doing this.
And I want to get buzzed enough so I can have a good time doing what I'm doing.
Especially if I'm going to go into the fucking radio graffiti and listen to a bunch of fucking lies, a bunch of splices against me.
So, you know, give me a fucking seven minutes, okay?
Starting now, all right?
I need more beer.
All right, I need more fucking beer, okay?
Jesus Christ.
What do you mean, ghost owns it?
What do you mean I own it?
What the fuck do you mean I own it?
What are you talking about?
All right?
The fuck you saying?
Jesus Christ.
I can't do anything unless I'm intoxicated.
No, that's not what I'm saying, asshole, okay?
That's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is, is that going into such a show like this, okay?
Anybody who has witnessed the show, you get it, dude.
Fucking everybody fucking wants me dead.
You know, they text and speech all kinds of shit about my family, my fucking granny, my fucking wife, my children, about me.
I mean, I mean, the only way that you can even palette this shit is if you're half crocked.
All right?
And look, I didn't drink yesterday.
I didn't drink on Tuesday.
Okay.
I only drink when I do this fucking show, okay?
I don't drink any day.
I don't drink every day anymore.
Okay.
I only drink when I'm doing this broadcast.
And it's the only way I could palette this fucking shit, man.
It's the only way I can palette this shit.
All right.
Shut up, dude.
You see, look, I already wasted fucking three minutes talking to you pieces of shit, man.
Jesus Christ All right.
Let me just hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
Don't clock me, you fucking dickheads in the shit head chat room, dude.
Don't clock me.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Look.
That's a good one.
All right.
I need another shot.
Okay.
Let's get another shot.
Give me my shot, glass.
All right.
Let me get another shot here.
Man, I mean, dude, I don't have much of this Kragen Moore left, but I love it, dude.
It's H15 single malt scotch spy-side malt.
Beautiful, dude.
Capitalist Army Blended Malt00:03:36
Beautiful.
It's one of my favorite single malt scotches.
Now, when it comes to blended malt, you know what time it is, baby.
It's Johnny Walker, Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Not to mention, folks, some of the other labels of Johnny Walker are fucking beautiful.
I think that everybody, if you have the money to do so, the green label, believe it or not, is beautiful.
The gold label is also beautiful.
There's some experimental blends that are being circulated at some of these, you know, more sophisto-type liquor stores that you can get.
I'm telling you right now, dude, there is a lot of badass, there's a lot of badass liquors, scotch whiskeys out there.
If you're going to drink them, be a connoisseur about it like I am.
Anyway, folks, cheers to everybody out there.
I'm going to shoot this shot of Kragen Moore.
I want to thank everybody for listening.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to the capitalist army.
And believe me, you're going to be hearing about the capitalist army, baby.
All right.
Mark my words.
You're going to be hearing about the capitalist army soon enough.
Okay.
If y'all haven't heard what the capitalist army has done, take a look at the archives.
And that old archive is still there.
Okay.
If you don't know where it is, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And I'm telling you right now, go back to 2016 when we did some major damage, the old capitalist army, boy.
You understand that?
The summer of digital chaos, baby.
All right.
And we did some damage, baby.
We did some damage.
I don't want to go over everything because, you know, a lot of the stuff we did was, well, I don't know if y'all remember Dox the Delegates.
Y'all remember that?
The Capitalist Army doxed the delegates of the Republican Party and, you know, kind of made that shit public so that it would force the Republican Party to nominate Donald Trump as president.
I remember that.
Oh, that was beautiful, dude.
That was bad.
Anyway, look, I don't want to brag, but that was probably one of my finest moments was Dox and the Delegate.
And not only did I dox the delegate, do y'all remember, dude?
I doxed the fucking people that were running against Trump.
Do y'all remember that?
I don't know if y'all remember that, dude.
Why am I talking about this?
Anyway, look, that's enough, okay?
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
Cheers to everybody out there that are listening for Christ's sake.
Cheers, baby.
I'm out of here.
Well, not out of here.
I'm going to take a shot here.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
I don't want to admit to that anymore.
Look, look, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm just saying we had to do some things to make sure that the president got the nomination in the Republican Party.
Remember, he was winning the primaries, and you had people in the Republican Party, particularly in the upper echelons of the party, that were saying that, well, the primary doesn't mean anything.
The Republicans that are a part of the party are the ones that choose their candidate.
So we had to, you know, I had, you know, the Capitalist Army, we had to fucking like, you know, be like, oh, yeah, well, you're Dox.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, Alexander, not so great.
Scotch Whiskey Blue Label00:03:35
Wasn't Johnny Walker Second Harvest your all-time favorite?
Johnny Walker Blue Label is my favorite mixed malt Scotch whiskey.
Now, believe it or not, folks, there's two kinds of Scotch whiskey.
There is single malt, which depends on what kind of malt that it's been made with.
Okay.
There's single malt, and there's many different malts to choose from.
It depends on where the malt is grown in Scotland.
Believe it or not, there's a single malt whiskey called Talsker.
And Talsker, believe it or not, is in like a more colder region of Scotland.
And that one is actually very, very good as well.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to say is blended malts.
That's what Johnny Walker makes.
That's what Shivis Regal makes.
It's a blend.
It's a blend of single malts put together that create a new flavor and texture and a new color, more nuances to the Scotch.
So, yeah, I really do like Scotch.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, shut up.
Don't tell me to hurry up, dude.
It's Friday, you fucking pieces of fucking crap.
All right?
It's Friday.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck you.
I'm talking.
Fuck you, Jackler, all right?
You know, you've had a fucking real fucking limey ass attitude for the past couple of days, all right?
Talking lots of shit in here, dude.
I mean, fuck you, man.
All right, I'm doing me.
Thank you, Clowns.
I'm doing me here, okay?
Let me do me for a couple of minutes.
Jesus fucking Christ.
See these fucking people, dude?
These fucking people are just the most unappreciative fuckers that I have ever come across in my life.
I'm not even kidding around, dude.
I mean, I'm over here.
It's five hours on the dot right now, okay?
Five hours I've been on this broadcast, and these people are still fucking bitching.
All right, they're still fucking bitching.
I mean, chop, chop, bitchler.
Eight minutes have passed.
One later than you said, lateler.
You know, patience is patience is a virtue.
I don't know about your fucking name, Anime Dude, but yeah, patience is a virtue.
Late, you're a machine.
I'm doing me.
Look, I'm doing me, dude, okay?
I'm doing me.
Give me a couple of more minutes and shut the fuck up.
I'm fucking drinking Stella Artos for Christ's sake.
And the reason I'm doing it is because the liquor store had like a fucking sale.
Like if you buy like two fucking 12 packs, they'll give you like a fucking third one free.
So I was like, oh, fucking, let's fucking go ahead and do it, dude.
Fucking hell and hell with it, man.
Jason Genova Face Reveal00:10:14
You know, fucking hell with it.
Let's do it.
You know, let's get some Stella Artos up in here.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
And by the way, the reason that I said it's wife beater beer, because from what I understand, Stella Artos in Europe is very cheap beer.
It's like the cheapest beer you can buy out there.
And typically, people that get drunk or men that get drunk in Europe and beat their wives actually drink Stella Artos.
So anyway, look, there's nothing fruity about this.
This is a fucking decent beer.
This is a decent fucking beer for Christ's sake.
2012 fan, I talked with someone who was a part of the Obama administration, and it's much easier to shit talk a politician online than it is in front of them.
I couldn't bring myself to rant about Obama.
You couldn't.
Are you fucking joking?
Well, then you're a fucking puss.
If I had the luxury of being able to be around anyone in front of the Obama administration, I could fucking tear them a new asshole for what the fuck Obama did to this country.
Just because, with all due respect, 2012 fan, you don't have the nuts to be able to do something.
Maybe you should just let your nuts hang and just say something to this piece of shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And fuck you, moon man.
Ghost can't even face reveal pussy.
I don't want to face reveal, dude.
All right.
I mean, I'm a broadcaster.
Do you understand that?
I mean, this is like what I do is like going back to the days of radio.
All right.
I like radio, by the way, okay?
I'm a broadcaster.
I've been doing this show for going on 12 years, but you might as well just say 12 years.
12 fucking years.
Okay?
And give me another fucking 10 years.
Give me another 15 years.
They are going to give me the golden microphone for the best broadcaster in world history.
And you know what?
I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
All right.
Give me a drink.
No, fucking a thousand for face reveal.
Fuck no, dude.
I ain't face revealing to nobody.
All right.
And fuck you, Tyler.
All right.
Fuck you.
I ain't face revealing to nobody.
Hey, Ghost, do you even have another 10 years left at this point?
Pregnant Pickett you?
Who gives a shit if I do or don't?
Who gives a shit?
And no, I dude, dude.
That's chump change.
2,000, 5,000 for a face reveal.
1 million for a face reveal?
Dude, I don't know, dude.
I don't know about that.
I don't even know if it's a million, dude.
I'm not even joking, man.
All right.
And Reverend Snar, he's out here.
He's like, didn't he just say like a 700,000 for a face?
I said, like, maybe if we're talking 700,000, a million, maybe.
But I'm not, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to do it, dude.
I don't want to, don't, don't, why are we even talking about this?
All right, we're all having a good time here.
Come on, man.
Why are we even talking about this for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
Give me a smoke.
I'm sorry.
I got to let it hit the parade, for Christ's sake.
Oh, man.
You already agreed a face reveal at 5 mil.
Well, 5 mil.
Yeah, absolutely.
I guess, I mean, you know, hey, it's me, guys.
$5 million.
How you doing?
I mean, that's a little different, dude.
I mean, at least with the $5 million, I can be able to purchase a place where even if I'm doxxed, you know, well, that's what Jackler said.
I'm not saying that that's what it's going to cost.
I don't.
If somebody, look, let's not talk about this, dude.
Let's just not talk about this shit, dude.
All right.
Let's not worry about face reveals and shit like that.
Let's just be happy that we're all here.
We're all chilling.
Everybody's cool.
We're fucking having a good time.
And we're all woohoo and shit.
You know what I mean?
Excuse me.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, anyway, look, let me get, Jesus Christ, dude.
I got to start getting started and get ready for the next phase of the show here.
But let me smoke some more reefer, and we'll go ahead and move on.
I mean, tobacco.
Tobacco is what I meant to say.
I'm sorry.
Tobacco.
Tobacco, you fucking dicks.
All right.
Shut up, dude.
All right.
I said fucking tobacco, dude.
Just fucking shut up.
God damn it, you fucking guys in the chat room, man.
Shut up, man.
See, now you fucking guys are going to try to get me fucking kicked off of Vaughan.live, dude.
You know, go fuck yourselves, dude.
You see that, man?
I mean, I'm glad I didn't go back to YouTube, you know, because if I would have gone back to YouTube, dude, you're fucking.
Oh, yeah, we're going to get him kicked off.
Yay, Spaghetti.
We got him kicked off.
Fucking piece of shit.
I need another beer.
Look at Jackler over here.
Oh, 15 minutes has passed.
Eight minutes later, you said that.
Just hold off, Jackler, okay?
Hold off there, buddy, okay?
Everything's going to be okay.
It's a Friday night, dude.
Okay?
It's going to be all right, man.
All right?
And I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just.
I need some more beer, man.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, man.
Dr. Mehow says, I guess you're not aware that you can smoke weed on Vaughn now.
It's been officially announced.
I didn't get the memo, dude.
I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not.
Look, I don't smoke weed, so it doesn't matter, all right?
I don't smoke weed, so it's all I'm saying.
All right, here, look at the whole shit.
Oh, shit, that almost spilled on my pants, dude.
Fucking started foaming out of the goddamn can.
I got the, believe it or not, I got these little.
Have you ever seen the Stella Artos cans?
They're like little faggy cans, dude.
You know what they remind me of?
They remind me of like the Virginia slims that women used to smoke back in the 80s.
You remember those Virginia?
So there's a little faggy fucking can.
It's like it's 11.2 ounces.
And like literally, it's like all white can.
It's very small.
It's fucking.
It's like the fruitiest shit I've ever seen.
Although, that's all they had was cans.
And the liquor store I go to, I go to the same liquor store.
I buy an abundance of alcohol, so they always give us deals.
So they're like, look, you know, we got Stella Artoire.
Buy two, get one free, and all that shit.
So we got it, you know.
Yeah, I'm drinking Stella Artos, dude.
I'm sorry, man.
Wife beater beer of Europe, you know, but what it is, what it is, what it is, you know what I'm saying?
All right.
All right.
Fuck you, Jason Genova.
And that's not the real Jason Genova, right?
The fucking like workout queer and shit.
That ain't him, dude.
Didn't he get beat up or something?
I don't know.
I'm just becoming aware of some of these people, like Bathrobe Dwayne, the fucking Twitch streamer.
I'm barely getting aware of these fucking people.
So, you know, I'm doing my research.
You know, I got my ear to the ground.
You know what I'm saying?
Get my ear to the ground.
You know what I'm saying?
So, anyway, let me go ahead and smoke.
And then we'll get to some, I guess we'll get to some fucking shout outs, I guess.
I don't know, man.
All right.
What is this?
I know someone from Bush Jr.'s administration.
If you want to ask anything, I don't need to ask.
Dude, I lived in Austin, Texas.
Look, I don't want to get into it, dude.
Excuse me.
I just want to tell you that many politicians that have worked in the Beltway that have worked as speechwriters for presidents and press secretaries for presidents and political consultants for presidents, they live in Austin, Texas.
And I miss Austin, dude, because I used to drink off Congress Street.
Congress Street is where you want to drink.
And if you have a little bit of money, go into the more affluent bars and you can fucking see like, hey, look, there's Paul Bagala.
And, you know, hey, look, there's Karl Rove.
And, you know, shit like that.
You know, when you're in a bar like that, you're like, let me buy you a drink.
You know what I'm saying?
Warren Beatty Trans Kid00:03:36
I'm just telling.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Hey, Baca Survivor remembers that.
I would always end the show.
That was a long time ago.
That was like one of the most, that was like the beginning of the True Capitalist Radio show when I would end the show like, I'm going to go to 6th Street and I'm going to see if I can see Sandra Bullock and her black baby.
No shit, whatever happened to that black baby of Sandra Bullock.
You see Sandra Bullock?
I have yet to see the black baby, right?
Remember that shit?
I haven't seen the black baby.
Whatever happened to that black baby?
At least Angelina Jolie has given us like an update on what happened to her fucking brood that she kind of hooked up with for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Like, isn't that Maddox, like the first Vietnamese kid?
Of course, you had to pick a Vietnamese kid.
Doesn't he have like half a fruit?
And then like, you know, she's just got like a weird brood.
You know what I'm saying?
A weird brood.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and smoke some of this here.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And isn't like the kid that Angelina Jojoli had with Brad Pitt?
Isn't that one like a trans or something?
Another trans was Annette Benning.
And this is probably biting the ass of Warren Beatty.
Now, if you don't know who Warren Beatty is, Warren Beatty was this actor that acted in the 70s, 70s and maybe the early 80s was this big fucking deal, right?
Anyway, Warren Beatty was, I guess, an attractive dude or some shit.
He banged every fucking piece of ass.
The song, the old song, You're So Vain, that fucking 70s song by Carly Simon, that was about fucking Beatty, Warren Beatty.
That was about Warren Beatty.
Like, you know, Warren Beatty was banging everybody.
I'm not even kidding.
The dude banged everybody.
Anyway, in his old age, he hooked up with Annette Benning.
And I think Annette Benning is kind of a fucking cookster, if you want my personal opinion.
All right.
And as a result, they had a child.
They had a child together.
This is after all the philandering that Warren Beatty did.
And they had a child that was born a woman.
All right.
Born a woman, but ended up becoming a trans man.
And what was said about it is that Warren Beatty was like, oh, good God.
Why?
Right?
And Annette Benning was all for this shit.
Anyway, the identity of their new trans man son is called Steven Ira.
All right.
Steven Ira is the son.
Anyway, I don't even know why I'm exposing this shit.
You see this?
I mean, you got me talking about all kinds of shit.
I mean, y'all didn't need to know about Ned Beatty.
Or not Ned.
Warren Beatty, not Ned Beatty.
Warren Beatty's fucking trans kid.
Steven Ira Identity Exposed00:15:11
Oh my I'm sorry dude.
Steven Ira is the trans kid's name.
I'm sorry.
All right.
And fuck you, Jackler.
All right.
Bjorn went to sleep because he drank a whole fucking bottle of Chevas.
And not to mention his woman was like, no, Bjorn, you come here.
You give me bottle.
You go to sleep in your fucking bed.
Or I go.
I hit you with belt, you know, shit like that.
So don't fucking come at me, dude.
All right.
Don't fucking come at me for Christ's sake or I'll sing that fucking, that one Chinese song that we were singing, you know?
Whatever the fuck it was.
Anyway, that sounded horrible.
Anyway, all right, let's go ahead and get to some fuck you, dude.
Don't tell me to sing it.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some forum shout-outs.
All right.
Now, for you folks that want to be a part of forum shout-outs, all you got to do, here's the PC shot.
Go to ghost.report.
That's the official website of yours truly.
So no matter what happens, no matter if I, I don't know, get fucking banned from somewhere or whatever, because I'm a very controversial person for whatever reason.
I don't know why.
You know, everybody's like, oh my God, ghost is so dangerous.
And oh, my God.
All that shit.
So anyway, you'll always find me on Ghost.report.
I do have some blogs out there and I've got a forum.
All right.
All you got to do is just click the Ghost Forum and you'll be here.
And we're going to be doing shout-outs in the Ghost Show.
I guess what do you call the Ghost Show Forum?
And then we'll just go ahead and click on this topic, which is the 106.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
106 shout outs.
Here it is right here.
Anyway, I don't know what the hell this is.
Let's just go ahead and do some shout outs, I guess.
Are we okay to do shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and do some shout-outs here.
Ratna!
Bob Tom, I can't believe this guy's the first one here.
NBC Ghost same say his real name.
Okay, same say he is.
You mean some?
Not say, you mean some?
What are you?
A fucking immigrant?
Some?
Jesus?
Same say he is real.
All right, let me just, all right.
Some say he's real.
I'm just going to read it like that, okay?
Some say he's a bowling ball.
Some say he is Alex Jones.
Some say he's John Conquest.
Some say he's a crippled in a wheelchair living in a trailer named Thomas.
Fuck off.
But the real question is, is he a figment of our imaginations?
A childhood imagery friend that has manifested in the physical form?
P.S. My Little Pony Ends Saturday, but that's just G4.
It's coming back with G5.
All right, go fucking.
What the fuck is this shit?
What is all this shit?
You got a fucking freaky wolf.
You got this fucking stupid gorilla, whatever, a monkey, whatever it is.
You got a rat smoking a joint.
And then, of course, yeah, this fucking My Little Pony bullshit, whatever the hell that is.
All right.
Anyway, Bob Tom.
All right.
Fuck you, Bob Tom.
Flaming Creations GX Ghost.
Here is part six promo glove.
I built and sent it to Robert England, actor who played Freddy Cougar, to sign it just like how the screen used.
Well, hold on, to sign just like how the screen used one was.
All right.
All right.
I see what you're saying.
Is that real fucking Robert?
Look at fucking Robert England, dude.
That's a fucking bad.
That's badass, dude.
All right.
Flaming Creations.
He's making these like Freddy Krueger hands.
He's making all this shit.
That is awesome, dude.
That is fucking awesome, man.
All right.
Especially around Halloween time.
Sugar Birch Sunburst.
Hey, Ghostler.
I don't ever post, but hey, I plan to start finding a way to tick you off rage.
Yeah, cheers, Hambone.
And I think you're the one over there of California in the fire.
So, you know, get safe.
Here it is, Mr. Person GX.
That's actually a badass ASCII.
And look what I searched at YouTube.
What the hell did you search?
What is this?
Jukebox the Jukebox the Ghost?
Are you fucking jukebox?
Dude, I'm tired of this.
This meme magic shit, dude.
I'm telling you, dude, it's fucking freaky.
I mean, you all get it, right?
I mean, there's a lot of meme magic that fucking happens to this fucking show.
And I think it's rather bizarre.
And like I said, even if you don't believe in meme magic, what are the odds, dude?
What are the fucking odds, man?
And what is this?
Odd Eyes Magician sub ghost to my locals this Saturday.
Happy Baller Friday.
My ace card, by the way.
What is this?
Dante Traveler of the Burning Abyss.
That's actually a pretty rare card, dude.
That's actually pretty good, dude.
We've got I Rake the Phage.
GX in the Chut Goys.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Here's a game you'll love in VR.
All right.
Well, you know, donate it to me and I'll check it out.
The happy merchant, GX.
What's going to happen with Cashmere, Ghost?
That's a very good point.
That's a very good point, for Christ's sake.
That was actually unbelievable.
Do y'all ever see that?
The fuck, look at this.
Putin is walking with this fucking Orthodox priest.
He like waves towards the fucking bird.
The bird waves back at him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I've seen that shit.
It's like, oh, fucking Christ.
Talmudic magic.
Yeah, right.
Oh, what is this?
Hold on.
Lotion.
The Oive.
Oh, wait, wait, he's jerking off to gold.
All right.
Dude, that's fucked up, dude.
That's fucked up.
And this is fucked up, too, dude.
This is fucked up.
All right.
That's not Trump.
All right.
We've got the Soul Shadow.
GX, when you think of something you posted years ago, I guess, dude.
I guess.
Here's Keto Soft GX.
I have working hours on Friday.
Plus, I'm going to spend time with my family this weekend.
So I'm going to miss Baller Friday and Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'd like to give a shot.
All right.
That's great.
And what is this?
What is this shit?
Don't compare me to the fucking Joker, you asshole.
And what the fuck is that, man?
Dude, stop fucking making the damn 9-11 jokes, dude.
There's nothing fucking funny about that shit.
You people are sick.
Macabre fucks.
We got Fish Fast.
I love memes.
These were R slash surreal memes, R slash dark memes, the most mainstream trash.
Okay, what's with the awkward look, sir?
Haven't you seen a phone before?
Okay.
Run like the wind with the wind.
Okay.
All right.
Attention, all passengers, as you can probably noticed.
The sea dried out.
Hence, you will continue your journey on foot.
Okay, that's great.
That's great.
Communists for Trump GX.
How to inform an officer that you're carrying a hand.
Shoot him.
Dude, of course a commie would say that for Christ's sake.
GX, what is this?
Oh, you will win.
GX.
If an Ivy League school like Penn can, or you, Penn, can travel to China and beat the Chinese all-stars in a game of football, then that means the sooners are going to Red River shot.
Win the Red River shootout.
Or fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Froppy TSU.
Ghost has an amazing life with his robot wife.
He ate his pig with a forking knife.
You fucking piece of shit, dude.
Doki, Doki, Jihad, GX, and what the fuck.
Dude, that's fucking disgusting, dude.
That's just fucking disgusting, man.
Rump Tower Security Desk.
GX, happy Baller Friday.
Now, do you think after a few times now, you can learn how to spoke and say my name without stumbling?
Rump Tower Security Desk.
All right, what is this?
Insane Theory of the Night.
Dr. Hurgis Berger's theory.
Ghost is actually a sentient bowling ball, confused, scared, and angry about his existence.
Basis for theory, similarities.
Need to roll for transportation.
Rotund shape.
Knocks pins, cans down.
Lack.
Fuck off, dude.
Try to make me look stupid.
And rump, huh?
Rump.
Go fuck off.
Who else do we have here?
We got Ashley.
When you're lazy, gamer slash sports fan slash streamer.
You're suddenly forced to take the red pill and you finally realize what the Chinese government has been doing all along, huh?
GX ghost, maybe.
This is a start of millennial and Gen Zers getting their shit together.
I don't think so, dude.
I wish so, but I don't think so.
Astriel Kecker, Ghost IRL.
Anybody selling chocolate corn?
All right, real funny.
All right, real funny.
XWF 1000GX, cheers to Ghost.
What are your thoughts on Chris Jericho?
Dude, I know what he did.
He's a fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Duva, dude, Ghost and his rapist wit made me magic today in Hentai Panel.
What?
In Hentai Panel?
I'm already addicted to ghost rape.
See what I'm saying, dude, about fucking this shitty meme magic.
That's shitty memes.
The meme magic.
Do you see what I'm saying?
All right, let's move on, dude.
Let's just continue on, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who else do we have here?
All furries are man children.
GX Ghost, I started listening to your stuff since I found TCR back in January of this year.
Never laughed so damn hard in my life.
To show the appreciation, I brought a life-size replica of you and made some...
I bought a life-size replica made of you.
What the fuck does that mean?
And made some fan art.
All right.
Here's the fan art.
Okay, here it is.
More beer, more beer for Christ.
Hey, why do I have a pentagram on my hat?
With the six-point star right here.
What the fuck does that mean?
Huh?
Oh, the life-size for.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
Fuck off.
All right.
Boat BlitzCon in three weeks.
I can't wait.
Oh, yeah.
What are you going to be a pro-commie there, boat?
Ex-Ghostion, GX Ghost.
Did you know Trump and Extension have things in common?
X and Trump touch girls inappropriately.
One with a fist, another with a hand and a cup.
What the fuck?
I'm just fucking with you.
Hopefully, your day is going well.
Can we get an N-word in the chat?
Shout out to Dessey, DMG and Duva, and my Negro Steven Stinkyverse, and my Spic friend, Friendly Medic.
All right, great.
Real funny for Christ.
What the fuck is this?
Their spray is, what is this?
This is the new Hitler amongst white nationalists here?
Is this it?
Huh?
Is this what the crying Nazi are fucking sending each other?
Like, oh, yes.
Slay it, bitch.
Fucking yes, Hitler.
Nine, nine, nine.
All right.
Who is this?
Raptorade76, GX Ghost.
Cheers to your 106th episode.
Enjoy this art.
What the fuck is up with the autism fucking band here?
Fuck you.
Enjoy my R. Fuck you.
All right, Raptorade.
Bonzie buddy.
Greetings, Ambone.
Thanks to your wife for having me and Alex Jones over when you were out.
She's such a great host.
We double-dipped your apple pie, if you know what I mean.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And there's a burly Alex Jones right there.
Fuck you too, Bonzie.
You know, give me my fucking drink, dude.
Pylons, okay.
What is this?
Introducing the new game from Phony Only on Corsair, aka the Obama PC, Fentanol, the Chicom Dragon, grabbing before Ghost, the EHOBO, takes your cash like a victim.
All right, real funny, you idiot.
You know, real, real funny.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Saturday Night Troll Show00:15:51
Fuck you.
What the fuck is this?
Pettis!
Where does Ghost Where Ghost does his extensive research?
Oh my God.
Fucking shit, man.
Come on.
Look at this.
Mr. Nagy Generation.
Look, Ram Ranch with fucking anime sluts.
All right.
Yeah.
Ram Ranch with anime sluts.
Here's Pony Optery, GX Ghost when he takes the trolls to the woodshed.
Dude, come on.
You guys are all a bunch of sick degenerates here.
Mr. Person, ghost, look, a symbol of Lombada with a pile of cans on the table?
I don't understand.
What's the symbol of?
Of Lombada?
Lombada?
I don't understand.
Lombada, that's, I thought the Lombada was like the forbidden mamba.
It was a forbidden dance.
What the fuck does this have to do with the forbidden?
All right, go fuck off.
All right.
All right.
We got Bathrobe Dwayne.
GX.
Not a golden microphone, but close enough.
Hambone award.
Fuck off, dude.
You guys are pissing me off, dude.
I don't even want to do the fucking radio graffiti if this is the way it's going to go, dude.
I mean, you know, it's already five and a half hours I've been doing this shit.
Here's Raptor 4, GX Ghost EPS.
You were that kind of school shooter when you were a young chap, weren't you?
I'm not even going to acknowledge that.
I'm not going to deny.
Death by bacon when Ghost Granny was done feeding the young'uns, she would take the leftovers over to the neighbors?
Dude, I'm getting tired of this shit, dude.
I need no shit.
Seriously, I'm really getting fucking tired of this shit.
And I'm supposed to come by tomorrow.
That's the fucked up part about all this shit.
I'm supposed to come by tomorrow and do a Saturday Night Troll show on top of all this garbage, right?
Moonman President, what Ghost Eats Before He talks about his gay sexual adventures.
Goya Pazhole, Pazole.
Is that for real?
Jesus Christ.
Reverend Star Baller Friday Bolarama.
Is this a bowling ball?
Jesus.
All right.
Spermy the cat.
Ghost, please broadcast on Halloween, even though it's on a Thursday.
Just take Baller Friday off.
We need you for Halloween.
And there's a little Halloween.
What is that?
All right.
We get it.
Thank you, Spermy.
Bill Belichick, this is your daily reminder that the Cowboys sucks, and so do the Longhorns.
It's still early in the season for the Cowboys.
The Longhorns were fucked.
All right.
A friendly medic ghost reminder that B, Pole, and MLP made you.
They didn't make shit.
All right, they didn't make shit.
One more day till the end of your favorite show.
And is that me with Anne Frank, dude?
Dude, you'll get you.
Christ.
And then this.
All right.
I'm only going to do a couple more, dude.
I'm serious, man.
2012 fan, what you get, you get what you fucking deserve.
Wait a minute.
Wait, that's my.
What are you talking about?
Wait, hold on.
Oh, hold on.
the fuck you talking about you opened my autograph with your goddamn little what is this your Your waifu?
You said this smelled like cologne.
I want to read.
Fucking go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Go fuck off.
All right.
I don't know where you put that goddamn fucking.
And what is this?
Give me Dan's video donos or give me death.
That's it, period.
This is some pretty good beer you got here, 2012, five minutes before.
All right.
Yeah, organic.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Go fuck you all.
Just fuck you.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And they're like, Tom Brady.
Hey, ghost, your pal Tom Brady.
Just want to let you know if you can't beat the Jets, just end the Cowboy season.
I agree with you, Tom Brady.
I'll be honest.
Raz Griz, Raz Giz.
Fuck the Longhorns and the Cowboys.
Hope Ellinger gets sacked for a safety again this weekend.
Fucking sooners, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, man.
R Master GX in the chat, and there's Bert and Ernie.
Board, Ernie decides to do one thing he enjoys the most in the world, shouting Vietnamese words into Bert's ear.
However, Bert has taken the medication prior to this and is no way affected.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Israelis, awesome.
Ghost, do you like Uno?
No, I don't like Uno.
Dude, dude, these are this is fucked up.
Dude, this is fucked up.
All right, look, I'm not even, I'm not even gonna fucking request that.
And here's Death by Bacon again with the fucking goddamn bullshit.
Here's Mom G inner, interu in Bua Shuri or some bullshit.
Happy Ball Friday Ghost.
Great show.
Send some that meme magic up north to help us eliminate Justin the Ubercock Trudeau.
Well, no shit, dude.
Here's Monkey De La Rocha.
Hold on.
GX, is that a fucking dog looking like a sir?
Bond Dayton.
Hey, ghost, do you play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Well, maybe I fucking do.
Maybe I don't.
Maybe I have such a yeah, never mind.
Let's not go there.
Barry Blackberry GX incognito.
Love the show.
Oh my god.
Is that fucking is that is that dark side feel like jerking off?
You remember that?
He, this dumbass, I think he did it on purpose, if you want my opinion, but he pretended that his stream was on and he like acted like he was jerking it.
And yeah, this is this is yeah, he's pretty much out of shit at this point.
Uh, yo, little ghosty troll, I found this at Texas.
I don't give a shit what you found.
All right, I don't give a shit.
You got your fucking shadow.
You're a sick bastard.
Redhead Hunter, Redhead Hunter.
GX found your Shekel Pinata.
Hit it quick for $18.60.
Go fuck yourself.
I should ban you for that.
Yo, little ghosty.
Sorry, little ghosty.
Here's the pick.
What is it?
Three-dimension.
What is this?
Three-dimensional jumbo screen.
Brace yourself for the shrimp act.
Oh, Jesus.
Fuck you with the fucking shrimp jokes.
Tyler, GX.
Hey, Horler, how much for a sucky sucky?
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
All right, dude.
I'm tired, dude.
I am really tired of having to put up with this garbage.
I'm not even joking, man.
There's Keem Scarce.
GX, wow, ghost.
I'm impressed that you made three shows.
You lazy.
Hey, I know what I'm doing.
And fuck you.
I'm not acknowledging this, Keem Scarce.
There's Ricardo Milos, that fucking Puerto Rican man ass.
GX, make your ray for the real talent.
The engineer.
Dude, don't.
Don't you even go there.
Don't you even go there.
Engineer.
All right.
That's it, dude.
That's it, dude.
I'm serious.
Yeah, cutting myself, laughing.
You know, what the fuck is this?
It's supposed to be 6'9.
Niggas killed your grandma.
You want to smoke Ghostler?
Glow, Ghostler, rolling up your grannies in a blood.
What the fuck does that mean?
And then that's supposed to be me, like 6'9, huh?
Fucking idiots for Christ.
Raiden Snake's corpse.
You lose again, Cowboys.
Yeah, fuck you.
Ghetto Ghost.
Alex Jones broadcast Monday through Friday, four hours, 11 to 3.
But Ghost only does weekday shows and doesn't even show up.
Dude, do you understand that Alex Jones during that 11 to 3, he fucking takes like 20 minutes off an hour?
20 minutes off an hour so he can do whatever it is that he needs to do.
I have done, it's four hours, five hours and 41 minutes.
I have taken not one break, you piece of shit.
All right, ghetto ghost, not one fucking break.
So go fuck yourself.
There's anal sausages.
Come on, ghost.
Listen to real metal like the last days of humanity while drinking PBR with me, you alcoholic hambone.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
CSX Railfan2GX in the chat.
Trump 2020 all fucking day, baby.
There's Duva Dude, some meme magic with ghost rapist Rit.
I also love how Ghost can't even keep his promise to not do a show along with his promise to send.
Fuck fuck you.
All right, you know what, Duva Dude, that's it.
You can thank Duva Dude for stopping the fucking shout outs for being a piece of shit.
Him and fucking Jackler in the chat room.
Pointexter, that's it.
Who else?
Fucking enemy dude.
And yeah, that's real funny.
Raiden Snake, Olive Yaksloff.
Yeah, all right, that's enough.
We've done enough.
Thanks, fucking Duva Dude, for fucking shit.
Fucking everybody's shit up because you're an ungrateful prick and you just want to fucking sit here and make my fucking life miserable.
That's what you want.
All right.
That's it.
I'm getting out of here.
All right.
I'm getting out of here.
I mean, I shouldn't have to do Radio Graffiti after goddamn Duva Dude besmirched me like a piece of shit.
All right.
I'm not joking.
You don't besmirch me like a piece of shit and then demand shit.
You know what I mean?
And then demand shit out of me.
I'll fuck off.
All right.
Gonna fuck off.
Oh, oh, now these fuckers are.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
Now you're fucking sitting over here trying to threaten me, huh?
Radio graffiti or else, or else what, you piece of shit, huh?
Or else what?
You ain't gonna do shit.
You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.
I'll tell you that right now.
You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.
You're just gonna sit there and shut your goddamn mouth, all right?
All right, look, let me look for something to leave you all with because I gotta take a break, okay?
Because I gotta hook up this whole fucking stupid radio graffiti bullshit just so that I can have radio graffiti so that you fuckers can be pacified.
Now, I want to be honest with you, because y'all have kept me up this late, okay?
I don't know if there's gonna be a show tomorrow.
You know, y'all fuckers, you think that you can just fucking do whatever it is that you want to fucking do and think that I'm just gonna just come and do this and do that and oh, ghost will do this and do that.
Hey, you'll be lucky if I do do a show.
I'm not even fucking joking, man.
I mean, it's five hours and 45 minutes, and then I've got to do a fucking radio graffiti, and then I've got to do a show tomorrow.
I mean, you all have got to be kidding me, dude.
I'm not even fucking around.
You guys fucking piss me off.
And, you know, I don't even know what to leave it on with you fuckers.
I'm not even kidding.
It's fucking 2.23 in the morning.
I've wasted my Friday with you idiots.
And not to mention, dude, I mean, you know, how much sleep am I going to get?
And, you know, you guys just don't fucking take none of that shit into consideration, dude.
You guys don't.
You guys don't even care.
You don't even fucking care.
You know what I'm saying?
So, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just fucking.
You know, I'm just sitting over here.
I'm trying.
You know, I'm trying to tell you, sons of bitches, that this is.
Fuck you, people in the chat room, dude.
I'm telling you the truth, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Jesus fucking Christ, you people, man.
I mean, I'm sitting over here, dude.
Don't.
All right, dude, you know what?
If you all keep telling me, do this, do that, I'll just end this shit right now, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
How dare you continue to make demands out of me?
How fucking dare you continue to make demands out of me when I'm sitting over here giving you my Friday?
I'm over here for five hours and 45 fucking minutes, dude.
Five hours and 45 minutes on a fucking Friday, okay?
And you know, you know what, dude?
All right, you know what?
I'm ending this shit.
You all want to act like this?
I'm serious, man.
I'm warning you.
Shut the fuck up or I'm ending this fucking broadcast.
Do you understand me, you pieces of fucking garbage?
Shut the fuck up or I'm getting the fuck out of here and no radio graffiti, no nothing.
Pay me the goddamn respect I deserve, you fucking piece of shit.
Look at these people.
Look at these fucking people.
Look at these fucking people, man.
Are y'all looking at this fucking chat room, folks?
This is what the fuck I'm talking about, man.
All right, look at them.
Good God, you fucking shit talkers, man.
You fucking shit talkers.
And what the fuck, Mo RC.
What the fuck did you say, Mo RC?
That sucks.
You brought overprinted anime weeb trash cards and missed the boat on the high-end vintage MTG Goldman.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that?
I don't even understand what the fuck that means.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I don't even understand what the fuck that means for Christ's sake.
Radio Graffiti End Show00:12:36
Give us radio.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
You assholes, I'm not.
After this, I'm done.
Okay.
You didn't need to do that.
You did not fucking need to do that.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
I'm done with this shit.
All right.
You fucking, you fucking idiots think that I'm just some fucking stupid piece of shit, two-bit fucking idiot.
All right, here it is.
All right.
And of course, I've got a fucking, I've got to listen to another fucking five-second ad by St. Jude.
Where's the cure?
Fucking Saint Jude.
And what the fuck is this, dude?
What is this?
What is this?
Queen?
Ugh, fucking close.
Here, you all listen to this.
Y'all want to listen to the you just fucking listen to it, a bunch of fruity asses, all right?
A bunch of ungrateful internet people, fucking fruity asses is what you are, man.
You think I'm gonna come back for a show tomorrow?
You got another thing coming, you fucking piece of shit.
Fucking listen to this and eat it!
My only prayer through teenage nights.
And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio.
You broke them on those old-time stars.
Through all the world, you made it by Mars.
You made them land, you made them try.
You made us feel like we could lie.
So don't because some background knows a backdrop for girls and boys who just don't know.
I just don't care.
And just don't pray.
When you're not there, you had a time, you had the power.
You yesterday, you'll find a star.
Radio.
All we hear is radio kaga.
Radio google, radio gaga.
All we hear is radio kaga, radio gaga.
Radio watch me radio.
Someone still loves you.
We watch the shows, we watch the stars on the old wheels for hours and hours.
We hardly need to use our ears.
Our music changes through the years.
Let's know you'll never leave our friends.
Like our good friends, all you ain't prayed.
So stick around, cause we might miss you when we grow tired of all invision.
You had a time, you had the time.
Oh, you like that shit, you fucking pieces of garbage, huh?
You like that shit?
Fucking pieces of garbage.
All we hear is Radio Kaga.
Radio Google.
Radio Gaga.
Radio Gaga.
All we hear is Radio Kaga.
Oh, y'all like this?
Y'all wanna just end the show with this?
Huh?
Is that it?
You wanna fucking end the show with this?
Fucking piece of garbage.
Look at these ungrateful shitheads in the chat room, dude.
Get him all right turn this shit off Turn this fucking shit off.
All right, we get it, all right.
Now look, all right, nobody tells me what to do, and that's what you fucking idiots don't get through your fucking head, dude.
Nobody, and I mean nobody tells me what to do.
So what I'm gonna do right now is I'm gonna get more beer, okay?
That's what I'm fucking gonna do.
Get some fucking more beer up in this son of a bitch, and then I don't know.
Maybe I'll just go to sleep or something.
I don't fucking know for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, y'all really want radio graffiti, you fucking pieces of ungrateful shit.
You really want a radio radio graffiti, Jesus Christ.
Y'all got me up at 2:30 in the fucking morning, okay?
2:30 in the morning, and you fucking idiots think I'm gonna be here tomorrow at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
You know, no logical sense in your fucking relaxed brains out there, you know?
No, no kind of logical sense in your fucking relaxed brains, all right?
All right, give me my fucking, give me some smoke, okay?
All right, let me give you, dude, shut up.
Everybody there, just shut up, all right?
You got to hold it in.
You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
All right, all right, I guess, I guess we'll go ahead and get to everybody's favorite.
Hold on, can we do radio graffiti?
Did we do everything?
Did we get everything hooked up, engineer?
All right, what anonymous, of course, you're coming back tomorrow, ghost.
You still owe a lot of money to the IRS.
You should be glad we pay your bills, you ungrateful.
They don't get to the IRL.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, you fucking idiot?
Anyway, I might not be here tomorrow.
I'm not even joking, dude.
It's 2:30 in the fucking morning, dude.
It's 2.30 in the fucking morning, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm dragging a man radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at that number 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you've got to do is push that code 844-286 and the hashtag sign, okay?
And once you do that, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, all right?
Now, with that being said, do we got any radio graffiti calls to be had right now, engineer?
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and do so, all right?
Uh, who do we have here?
How about uh let's see, hold on just a second.
Let's let's let's uh how about Billy, radio graffiti, Billy's a trady?
That's right, ghost.
I'm a tradier.
I thought of revealing it for Christmas this year, but you wouldn't figure it out.
Why don't you have a look at my glorious dick?
Thank you for noticing, Hendy.
I take pride in my 15 ass in Sonoma sausage.
Would you like to give it a suck?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Take this fucking shit the fuck off, man.
This is what I'm fucking talking about.
Do you understand that?
Are you people listening?
This is what I'm fucking talking about, you fucking stupid fucking idiot!
Fuck, man!
This is what I'm fucking talking about, man!
This is what I'm talking about!
Fucking assholes, man!
Anonymous radio graffiti!
I think Doc dear doctor.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
You fucking obsessed asshole with the shitty fucking song, man!
How about Pawshole Radio Graffiti?
I buy that for a fucking hold on.
Take off the radio graffiti.
Anonymous, that was not a splice that really happened.
Yeah, fuck off.
I don't know.
Pause hole is just sitting there playing with his Peter Popper.
Oh, get Paws Hole out of here.
Who the hell else do we have here?
We've got Ban Eager's Radio Graffiti.
Stop your crying, boy, you took me to hell.
Woody got wood.
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
He could no longer help himself.
He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.
He approached Andy, which startled him and made him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody, too.
God dude.
Drenching his urine made him harder than ever.
Andy said, Bye, I'm alive, and I want to be inside of you.
Oh, Woody Chan, I always knew you were alive.
I want to stuff you up my Kawaii ass.
All right, all right, you know what, dude?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
That's what you have for radio graffiti.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, God, man.
And you wonder why I'm not.
I don't want to do radio graffiti, you fucking idiots.
Then you assholes are wondering why.
Jesus Christ.
Drunk Alcoholic Chat Pricks00:03:20
How about 413 radio graffiti?
Ha ha, very funny with the fans think very funny.
Shove it up, your ass.
Right, rated RAID!
RAIDEN!
RAIDEN!
Oh, God.
Why does he cock teas like that?
What the fuck, man?
I mean, what the fuck?
I mean, man, I'm opening up the show to you, Raiden Snake, man.
Why do you do that shit, man?
Fuck, man.
It's fucked up, man.
All right, let's move on, man.
I'm just, I'm tired, dude.
I'm tired.
Let's just do a few more, man.
Tyler, Radio Graffiti.
I'm an alcoholic.
I am stupid.
Turn the shit up.
You think I'm a fucking drunk like that?
Is that you think I'm a fucking stupid, hopeless drunk?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm not a drunk.
I'm not a fucking drunk, man!
I'm not a drunk.
I'm tired.
You know what, man?
Why do I continue to put up with this garbage, man?
I just, I don't fucking know, man.
And you know, what fucking boggles my fucking mind with you people is that you just think that I'm just supposed to just show up tomorrow for a fucking Saturday night troll show.
I mean, look at these pricks in the chat room, man.
Look at these pricks in the chat room, man.
I'm tired, dude.
I'm fucking, I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired, man.
Give me my fucking drink.
Nicaraguan Recruiting Tired00:15:07
What else do we have?
What else do we have?
Jesus Christ, man.
tired, man.
I'm fucking...
Who the fuck is this ghost salad bowl radio graffiti?
Bond gates and radio graffiti.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
They all know that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Meanwhile, number four, a change in friends.
I don't have any friends.
I don't have any friends, so this doesn't apply to me.
I don't have any friends.
Friends.
Fuck you, man.
I don't have any friends because I'm a capitalist.
I don't have any friends because I'm a capitalist, you fucker.
You fucking fucking asshole.
That's why, alright?
I'M A CAPITALIST!
Okay?
And everybody's just...
They're just out to get me man.
That's that's what the fucking that's the story of my fucking life Okay?
The story of my life.
The world is out to get me, okay?
The story of my fucking life.
The world.
The whole fucking world is out to get me, okay?
But you know what?
I don't give a shit.
I conquer.
I go past it.
Nothing's gonna stop me.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Fucking piece of shit.
Who the fuck else do we have here, man?
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
I think that we would have a better society.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
I mean, I'm sick of these American faggots.
Hey, look, I can do some things here, right?
You know, you fucking faggot.
All right, look, people are saying, look, he admits it now.
Hey, I've already paid the price for the crime, dude.
I mean, some of these goddamn faggots need to end up shot.
As a matter of fact, shoot to kill.
Shut your stupid stinking, smelly, stabbing hole.
You're a fucking son of a bitch, all right?
You're a fucking son of a bitch.
All right, that's fucked up.
I don't condone that, you fucking idiot.
THAT'S A SLICE, YOU FUCKERS!
Fucking get it!
God.
Oh, God, man, I'm just fucking, I'm tired, man!
You hear these fuckers in a goddamn call?
They're fucking, they're just, they're just fucking trying to put me in a bad situation, man.
That's all they're fucking good at, man.
They're a bunch of sick fucking trolls.
They're a bunch of sick fucking trolls, man.
All right.
My true fans know that's a fucking splice.
Fuck it.
512 radio graffiti.
512.
You're fucking playing with your goddamn Peter Popper.
We ain't got time for that.
Fucking idiot over here.
I'm going to be quiet.
how about anonymous radio graffiti of bread you know hey hey you fucking that's a you know what If that's really fucking Raiden Snake doing this, fucking, you're starting to piss me off now, Raiden, okay?
You're starting to piss me off with these cock teases, you fuck.
All right?
You're starting to piss me off with these cock teases, and I don't appreciate it.
Fucking assholes, man.
Jesus Christ.
Now you're making me belch.
317 radio graffiti.
317.
Look at these Helen Keller deaf mutes, dude.
I mean, you know, we don't have very many other people to be fucking calling on a radio graffiti, dude.
How about, Jesus Christ, how about 413 radio graffiti?
People to be fucking calling on radio graffiti.
I've got one call.
413 radio.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Get out.
Yeah, good night.
Get not.
Oh, yeah.
Get out.
Yeah, good night.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Do you really need any cocktails?
What the fuck am I listening to, dude?
What the fuck was that?
Jesus Christ.
That was bad.
That's what that was.
How about 587 radio graffiti?
Rub it against your chin, rub it against your nose.
Oh, yeah.
Can you get this pervert off the fucking line, please?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Is this all we have here on a Friday night?
Seriously?
Is this all we have?
How about Pettis, Radio Graffiti?
Life is hard to play.
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll one day lay.
And this is all I've got to say.
Suicide is payless.
Mains on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
All right.
All right.
Take it off.
Yeah, real funny, all right?
I don't know why you guys always text a speech that.
I don't know why you keep doing that.
Are you trying to suggest something to me?
I am not ever going to kill myself, okay?
Never, ever, ever, ever.
319 Radio Graffiti.
I'm sorry.
We can't hear.
You got an Obama phone.
It almost sounds like the intro to the Jeffersons, you know?
Gotta move it on up.
Move it on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Beans don't burn in the kitchen.
anyway uh how about uh how about cletus cassidy radio graffiti yeah yeah i hear you Surprise, butt sex.
Yeah, no shit.
All right, no fucking shit.
Who else do we got here?
How about 786 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ghostman, it's a Nicaraguan.
How's it going?
Hey, what's up to the Nicaraguan, dude?
How you doing, man?
Oh, man.
I'm doing good, bro.
Bit pissed off all these places when it's supposed to be people talking, man.
You understand me?
No, I hear you.
I hear you about that, dude.
I hear you.
A lot of weird shit going on.
It's how the trolls are, dude.
Yeah, man.
So, man, things are going good for me, man.
Recently, this girl for my job, she invited me to do some military training because she is going to the Marines.
And I almost went into it.
But then I realized it's like a big trying to get people into the military.
But nah, screw that, man.
Got to get my engineering degree, bro.
Well, I hear that, but wait a minute.
What do you mean that you knew a chick that was going into the military?
You went to go see her and then said, nah, what does that mean?
Yeah, I was like recruiting people and stuff, then, but screw that, man.
I mean, she's a machine, man.
You call yourself a machine.
You should see this girl, man.
But no, never mind.
The point is, you know, hope everything's good, man.
I hope to see you tomorrow, bro.
Hopefully, you're not that pissed off about these fucking trolls, man.
Hey, no problem, hey, man.
Thank you to the Nicaraguan.
The Nicaraguan knows what's up.
And that should just go to show each and every one of you that I'm a cultured man, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I just got off the phone with the Nicaraguan, okay?
I just got off the phone with a Nicaraguan.
All right, I'm not even joking, but a Nicaraguan, man.
I just got off the phone with that nickel.
Anyway, a letter for Ghost, Radio Graffiti.
So, I have a letter from my sister's dead past granny that wasn't even sent to you.
And I'm just going to read it for you.
Ghost, I need your help.
My jukebox has stopped working.
And I can't for a technician to fix it.
He said it's going to cost $5,000 just to fix the dang thing.
Do you think you could send me some Dogecoin or 42 coin so I could fix the dang thing?
Well, get one of them Corsair jukeboxes before my idiot grandson spans on Chainlink and Shabbat's Regal.
Cheers, Hambone.
Get to this.
Fuck you, okay?
Fuck you with your stupid fucking half-a-fag ad fucking splice.
All right, one more splice and I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and put up with this bullshit, all right?
717 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
All right.
Hey, what's up?
Is it Olive Yakslov?
Yeah, it's Oliver.
I wanted to call in and tell you something, Ghost.
I actually had a word with Raymond a while back, and he said that he isn't calling in at all.
He hasn't given a shit about the show since back in the TCR days whenever he was last on.
He's fucking calling in with his voice, impersonating him, and he said he doesn't appreciate it very much.
And he said if he ever wants to call in, he'll actually call in and stay there for an extended period of time.
I could imagine, man.
So all these fucking people or all the raiding snake calls are nothing more than a bunch of trolls.
That's right.
They're just a bunch of fucking trolls who want to get a reaction out of you.
And I've seen it for the past couple months, and I've been meaning to call in, but I haven't been able to call in because of Don York.
He kept donating.
This is the first time I can actually get in.
So I appreciate you calling me and ghost.
Cheers.
Hey, no problem.
Cheers to Olive Yakslov, dude.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, I would like Raiden Snake to come back.
I don't like the fact that he was chased off by a bunch of trolls.
I do not like that.
I don't like it whatsoever.
All right.
Will Radio Graffiti gold nickeries ape chase.
Never buy a block in the border patrol.
What are we to harder these fixin' Muslim tricks suddenly?
Not enough fixin' on sticks to look threatening, colorfully vulgar, but you're gone a much awesome smelly knickers fixin' Muslims for lunch.
Fine.
Sign of the time we elapsed when the primates climb up the fence and attach.
I have four and I all the kaik bucks need to die.
I'll shoot them once every hundred miles.
So when I just finished sending every single Jews like my mouth.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
What is this?
Anonymous.
What the hell did you just say?
What the hell is a Nicaraguan?
A Nicaraguan, dude.
The guy that just called up.
He's a Nicaraguan, dude.
He's fucking, he's a cool dude.
As a matter of fact, the best tobacco of cigar smoke comes from Nicaragua, dude.
So it's pretty good stuff, man.
Anyway, one more call and we're out of here.
Liz, Radio Graffiti.
Did you know that I was on stage once?
It wasn't for very long.
Only one day.
What a wonderful day, though.
I was in a small room with balloons and a few tables.
No one sat at the tables, though.
But children would run in and out.
Some were afraid of me.
Others enjoyed my song.
Music was always coming from somewhere else.
Down the hall.
I would always count the children.
I'm not sure why.
I was always acutely aware of how many there were in the room with me.
What the fuck?
I don't even want to know what kind of sick shit that was.
And I'm not ending it on that one.
How about 512 Radio Graffiti?
I'm alive, and I want to be inside of you.
Oh, Woody Chan.
I always knew you were alive.
I want to stuff you up, my Kawhi ass.
Tomorrow Baby Troll Show00:02:42
All right, get this shit out.
All right, that's it.
There's like there's no one left.
All right.
There's like two people left.
Let's get the two people.
All right.
Ghost and NG Radio Graffiti.
It will be legal in Texas to shoot the engineers.
Yeah, that's just.
That's just great.
Dude, that's fucked up, man.
All right.
That's fucked up.
Hey, look, that's it.
That's it.
I'm waiting for callers.
That's the song it plays.
That's the song it plays when I'm waiting for callers.
So that's it, folks.
No more callers.
That's it.
I think that's it for Radio Graffiti.
And I think that should be it for the show at this point in time, folks.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to end the broadcast because, folks, it's three in the morning.
And I know that you guys want me to do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
And I'm telling you, I think that you're, I think we're pushing it.
I think we're pushing it, but you know what?
I'm going to push it to the limit.
And I will be here tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And let's see if we can do some date lines, instant thoughts.
Let's see if we can throw it all in one package, all right?
So make sure to be here, same place, different time, of course.
Saturday Night Troll Show is at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And I'm out of here, folks, all right?
Cheers to everybody out there.
And I'm going to be here on the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
You better be here tomorrow, 9 p.m.
And I'm out of here, baby.
WOOOOO Welcome.
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