True Capitalist Radio's Ghost Show Relay Episode 95 features host reacting to technical outages in San Jambone, Texas, while mocking Hurricane Dorian and analyzing market volatility linked to U.S.-China trade deals. He condemns Congresswoman Ihan Omar and FBI Director James Comey, defends Donald Trump, and rants against chat trolls demanding fetish content. The episode concludes with a call-in segment marred by racial slurs and technical failures, highlighting the host's frustration with modern internet culture and political corruption. [Automatically generated summary]
You left the TV and honey boo-boo Sunday at night.
A telestate.
Schmackin' my bitch, schmacking my hoe.
Schmacking my trick just to let our love grow.
One day I hope I'll make her my wife.
And schmack my bitch up for the rest of my life.
Smacking my bitch, let a bitch know.
Smacking her cheek when she's burning the toes.
Smacking that hoe with all my might.
Shut that bitch up when she's supposed to be quiet.
Smack my bitch.
No, don't be talking back.
I ain't got time for that.
Smack my bitch.
Girl, what you talking about?
Just shut your fucking mouth.
You took your hand in my bitch.
Let my fist go.
Smashing her teeth like that tendonist bro.
Smacking that hoe, zipping my life.
Did you forget how I put the four-piece?
Smack my bitch.
I don't be shooting smack.
He does need also that.
Smack my bitch.
I don't be smoking crack.
Cause drugs are fucking bad.
Bitch, girl, girl.
Did not tell you.
home and dinner is pizza and it's cold
Oh man
ha, ha ha.
Let me tell you something.
Internet Service Down00:11:09
I'm barely shocked that we are here in this episode 95 area.
I'm telling you right now.
So, if we're having technical difficulties, we may have to cut the show short because the internet's been down all day today.
It's been down all day, and we've been waiting.
And supposedly, there's something going on in the area.
So, please bear with me here.
Look, we're already getting donos.
We barely started episode 95.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, my apologies if you're having a little bit of trouble with the stream here.
All right, my apologies, but we've been having internet trouble all day in the area out here in San Jambone, Texas.
So, anyway, with that being said, this is episode 95, or we're going to attempt to do an episode 95 of the Go Show.
So, let's cross our fingers and let's hope that we can continue to have a decent show without too many bad things going on here.
All right, anyway, already a bad start.
All right, take me out, Engineer.
Take it out for Christ's sake.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
And let me play these last two donos here.
D-E-F-G-A-V-C-D.
If you're a music nerd, then you'll know what scale this is referencing.
What scale?
I mean, we're getting that intense in episode 95 of the ghost show about identifying scales, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, folks, my apologies if we're having...
Who is this?
How much for a show with no chat ghost?
I'm willing to throw down a 25 bucker.
Well, why do you want to take chat away from everybody?
What the hell?
What the hell is that about?
Goku!
Can we ban DBZ from YouTube now?
Can we ban DBZ from YouTube now?
What the hell does that mean?
Now, look, folks, I want to be honest with you.
I'm going to try to do this show.
We're having technical difficulties on my end.
And I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We just did a show here, but I can see that it's on my end and that the Internet is just not working.
It's not working out here, and I don't know if we're going to do this.
I want to be honest with you to YouTube.
Are you kidding me?
It's not, it's not vaugh.live.
All right, it's it's my end over here.
What is this?
Goku, a little tipsy here.
The link I forgot.
Oh, yeah, no kidding.
All right, I got you.
I got you.
Answer, well, answer to scale thing.
It's the Dorian scale.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and try to talk about some things.
My apologies for here.
We are having technical difficulties on my end.
This is not, you know, this is not really my unfortunate problem.
It's the fucking internet service that I'm using.
We've been having literally had internet problems all day today.
Okay.
And I had no internet this Central Standard Time here.
So, this is why we're having this.
Lower the bit rate.
So let's go ahead and see if we can do that here.
Can we do that?
I don't think I can do it right now.
I think I have to turn off the shit and then do it.
I don't think I can do that here right now by lowering the bit rate.
No, I can't.
I can't hear.
Let's do this.
All right.
Here it is.
Let's see.
How about this right here?
How about thousand?
How about that?
Let me see if that makes it any better.
All right.
Testies, testies, one, two.
And listen, I don't have it.
It's fucking, it's pathetic, dude.
And then, Gino, it's quite too long to fit here.
So here's the picture.
By the way, all right.
Why are you linking me snopes?
Jesus Christ.
Look, I'm sorry, folks, if everybody's buffering for Christ's sake.
I'm trying to lower the bit rate.
And I know everybody's like Obama stream and all that other bullshit.
All right.
Look, if it gets too bad, we may have to just cut the stream.
And I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
But either way, Goku, I'll get to your $18.66 bucker.
Just a second.
All right.
Now, somebody before here in Text to Speech was making fun of the pending hurricane that's about to hit Florida, Hurricane Dorian.
And I want to say first and foremost that my thoughts and prayers go out to all the folks that are out there in Florida that are, you know, either leaving or evacuating the area or staying in and bunkering down.
I want to say my thoughts and prayers to all of you.
And please, you know, try to do everything you can to keep things of that nature.
So keep everybody as safe as you can and make sure you have the most important documents right by your side.
And that includes, you know, any kind of checkbooks, any kind of uh, credit cards, anything of that capacity.
all right all right because uh it's good so i figured hey you know let me go ahead and try this If people can't really watch it, well then, i'm just gonna go ahead and it's unwatchable, unwatchable.
Let me try something.
Let me, fucking.
Let me try something.
All right, let me try some shit.
All right, let me try something here, for christ's sake.
All right, let me move this.
Look at this.
I'm doing the engineer's job.
I'm doing your fucking job.
I'm about to soil thousands of wheelchairs in Florida.
Thousands of wheelchairs in Florida.
Give me a breath.
Hold on just a second, god damn it.
The last thing I need is to spill fucking liquor all over the goddamn place.
All right look, this is where.
What am I looking for here?
I'm looking for uh, what is this?
How about?
I've got a backup plan?
If there ain't nothing better, I got a backup plan up in here.
Sorry folks, all right, I I I hate to do this, but we're gonna.
Uh, it looks like i'm gonna try to do this.
All right here look, everybody calm down.
I'm gonna switch from internets here.
See where the hell is this shit, god damn it, and shut up all of you people that are saying yo, boomers and the internet and all that bullshit.
Go yourself, this goddamn son of a bitch.
I mean seriously, i'm sorry folks.
I mean this is my bad fuck man.
A goddamn studio's coming down man, all right, what is it?
What is sperm?
Me the butt hamster?
What the hell did you say, Spermy?
Try pulling the plug, like you did your granny all those years, you asshole.
All right, a land is first Florida, next for three bucks.
Really funny.
Hurricane Dorian is gonna soil thousands of wheelchairs.
Real fucking funny man.
I think I know the problem.
I think I know the problem with your internet.
Yeah, you have.
Might have this new virus that just came out, called the System 32 virus.
Oh yeah, in order to get rid of it, search for system 32 on your computer.
Says system 32.
Okay, it may help.
Fucking idiot, what do you think i'm?
A boomer?
You think i'm that kind of a dumbass boomer or something?
You piece of shit i'm.
I'm trying to figure out a goddamn problem.
I'm trying to figure out a solution to this problem here.
Oh, I got it here.
It is okay.
If we still have problems, I think I got a fucking method there or something.
All right everything everybody everybody good uh Testies, Testies.
I've lowered the bit rate.
Okay, the reason that we're having technical difficulties folks, is because it's fucking my goddamn internet.
In the shitbag city that I live in, we had a dot, we had a fucking complete, just elimination of Internet activity for a few hours.
And then, lo and behold, here about an hour ago, we got internet.
So, I decided to go ahead and roll the dice and just go ahead and throw the damn show on episode 95.
And I've made a complete mess in the fucking Ghost Show studio.
What is this shit?
Oh, my God.
All right, folks, my apologies here.
Let's go ahead and get on with the show, folks.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I did intro by suggesting that everybody should have their thoughts and prayers to the American folks that are about to be afflicted with the natural disaster hurricane Doreen.
I want to say cheers to all those folks out there.
Bunker down.
Take care of your family, your loved ones, etc.
Another thing I do want to talk about, folks, is the fact that I mean, I don't even know where to start.
All right, I'm going to be honest.
I don't even know where to start, but since we're going to talk about the finances, let me go ahead and start with the financial portion of what needs to be said.
Now, I know a lot of folks out there are saying, hey, ghost.
Soiled Alamo connection.
Go fuck yourself, asshole.
All right.
I mean, listen, I just barely got my internet back about an hour ago, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Markets vs Ghost Predictions00:03:24
I mean, do you understand?
I knew that I took the day off on Wednesday.
And the reason I took the day off on Wednesday is because Mrs. Ghost was like, hey, you know, why don't you spend some time with me?
Why don't we kick back and watch some television?
We did some things.
Okay.
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying that's why we did this.
Okay.
And shut up, whipped ghost.
How am I a whip ghost?
Because I want to spend some time with my wife.
I mean, what the hell's, how is that a whip ghost?
I mean, seriously, how the fuck was that?
How is that a whip ghost for Christ's sake?
Fucking, that's why you guys are neckbeards, all right?
Hurricane Dory.
It's Doreen, dude.
Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Real fuck.
You guys are fucked up, dude.
All right, let's talk about the markets here because I know people are saying, hey, ghost, why are we seeing markets that are on the plus side when you have been suggesting that, you know, we're going to see some contractions here?
Let me explain something.
Let me explain something.
Right now, what we're witnessing is a sensationalistic type of approach that the Wall Street investors are approaching this market with.
Why have we seen good?
And well, hold on, what is this?
Hey, ghosts.
What?
And I just want to know, what are some good restaurants and good places to eat and sights to see?
I've never been to Austin before.
6th Street.
If you want to go in a more sophisticated area of 6th Street, go to West 6.
If you want to go get drunk and see some college chicks, you know, flash their tetas, then go to East 6.
Some good steakhouses out there.
I mean, Perry's is a good steakhouse.
There's a lot of badass places to eat in Austin, Texas.
I would, you know, in my opinion, I would go around and go take a look at different locations.
There's a lot of, a lot of good places to eat out there.
Cheers to you, tourists, for asking that, tourists.
Hope Florida sinks.
Why?
Why, dude?
All right.
Let me move on.
All right.
All right.
Let me move on.
I want to talk about the stocks because we've been seeing a lot of increase this week in the stock market.
And what's causing this increase in the stock market are this sensationalistic approach that Wall Street investors have towards news now.
I mean, what's fueled all this increase in the market is news based on the Chinese-U.S. trade deal.
Many of them.
This should make your day.
Oh, really, semi-slav?
I hope so, man.
I hope so.
But as I was saying before, Semi-Slav over here interrupted me with an $18.66 bucker.
Wall Street is reacting to news based upon this United States-China trade war.
And I don't like that we are seeing this type of irrational, sensationalistic approach to investing.
Because remember, folks, it wasn't but about a couple of weeks ago we saw a contraction in the market, a single-day contraction of almost 900 points.
So even though we're seeing these, you know, erratic behaviors as it relates to the volatility of the market.
Andrew Dice Clay Jokes00:02:41
M Cook!
$50 bill!
Hey, cheers to M Cook, man.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
Been a fan for a long time.
Happy Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday!
Andrew Dice Clay!
You want to give some Andrew Dice Clay?
Well, like, like, give a few of his gags or something.
What is this?
I'm a pyrapple chick.
What the fuck?
Hold on, I'm, I'm a par-apply-shick.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I don't know what.
Hold on.
I got to do something for M Cook over here.
Anonymous, your stream's been able to be stable for 10 minutes.
So this might work.
And did you get any for Mrs. Ghost on Wednesday?
That's none of your fucking business.
And oh, you have to admit, Florida deserves this.
Not every life is worth caring about.
Cheers.
Wait a minute.
Florida deserves this?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm no fan of Florida.
Okay.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I've never been a fan of Florida.
I think it's literally and geographically the colon of America.
That's why all the leftover shit that America just kind of blows out of the fucking ass or the colon of America, which is Florida.
But I don't believe that they deserve to be hit with natural disasters that could potentially put people in death's door.
All right.
I'm just trying to say that.
And by the way, M Cook, he said he wanted me to give a little, you want me to like pretend to be Dice Clay over here?
Like, you know, say a couple of his jokes.
I miss those types of fucking comedians.
You know, they'd be like, hey, hey, hickory dickory doc.
Your mom was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two.
I dropped my goo.
I thumped the bitch on the next block.
Oh!
I'm telling you, I'm not even joking around.
Those are classic jokes, classic jokes, man.
All right.
There was an old lady.
She lived in a shoe.
She had so many children.
She didn't know what to do.
So she started sucking dick.
You know?
Oh, God.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul.
A merry old soul was he.
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit, then washed it down with some tea.
Oh!
And look, oh, look at the people in the chat room.
They're like, oh, this is boomer comedy.
Boomer comedy.
Commodities and Macabre Humor00:13:15
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
Barry your cock in fuck.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
Look, hey, hey, you assholes that are in there.
They're saying this is boomer comedy.
What the hell are you laughing to?
All right.
I heard that Dave Chappelle just put out his Netflix, his latest Netflix special, and everybody's getting all fucking cringe-lord over it because he's not politically correct.
So what the hell are you talking about?
When there are many, many of them.
Davidson.
I love learning new things.
You forgot to put the link.
You know, just like who was the guy that forgot Goku.
Just like Goku forgot to put the link.
You forgot to put the link, Davidson.
So just letting everybody know.
All right.
Cheers to M Cook for the $50 bill, man.
And happy Baller Friday, by the way, to everybody out there.
The new little mermaid, it's official.
The new live-action mermaid will be shot in Florida.
What is that?
Supposed to be a crack on the people that are getting hit up by a damn hurricane in Florida or something.
Enough of the macabre jokes.
We're talking markets here, okay?
And as I stated, folks, this erratic behavior that we're witnessing in the market is unprecedented.
There is no track record for these types of markets.
And I'm very cautious about this because lest we forget, if this market goes down, Disney drowning, Disney drowning asshole.
Jesus Christ.
As I stated, if these markets go down, it's people's retirements, dude.
This is people's retirements here.
I love learning new things every day.
All right.
Well, was it you, semi-slav?
All right.
Well, cheers to you.
All right.
We're going to get to those in just a second.
Let's just get to the markets here.
We've been seeing plus side of the market all because of some news related to the negotiations of the U.S.-Chinese trade deal.
And, you know, I don't like the way the direction that this market is taking.
And I am, I want to be honest, blown away by these markets.
Dude, shut up about these stupid fucking hurricane cracks.
I'm trying to tell y'all some very serious information up in here, man.
Good God.
All right, listen, let's just get to the markets.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrial is up 41.03 points, a percentage increase of 0.16%, closing out the Dow at 26,403.28 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
What I'm saying is, as easy as these damn markets are popping up, which are unprecedented, I mean, today or this week, we've been seeing 300, 200 point pop-ups on a daily basis.
And this is based on nothing other than news coming out of the trade deal between China and the United States.
This is very erratic.
All right.
Check it out.
They found your house.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway, let me continue going on here.
All right.
We've got the S ⁇ P 500.
It is up 1.88 points, a percentage increase of, what is this?
0.06% closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,926.46 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
It was down today, ironically.
I don't know whether or not it's because the there's not too many thrill things going on in the tech.
What is this?
Drowning in the markets, asshole?
All right, dude.
Listen, there's going to be a hurricane in Florida.
There is no need whatsoever to be this macabre about what you guys are doing here.
And I'd like for people to please stop being.
And I mean this, please stop being the goddamn idiots that you are, for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
You found my house.
Put the PC shot.
Look at this on the forum.
Look at this shit.
They found my house.
Are you kidding me?
It does look almost like that.
I'm going to be completely fucking honest with you.
For Christ's sake.
Semi-Slav.
Hurricanes are nothing.
The wind speed on planet Neptune can reach up to 1,300 miles per hour.
Well, thank you for enlightening us with that useless knowledge there, semi-slav.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, folks, before I get to the other part of the markets, I want to let everybody know that we do have a forum on Ghost.report, folks.
Here it is right there.
Have y'all been checking this out?
We've got a forum on Ghost.report.
And, you know, we're going to be doing some things.
We're going to be, you know, maybe doing some breakdowns on these things and everything like that.
So all you got to do is go to ghost.report and go to this ghost forum right here.
Okay.
And then you're there.
And there it is.
We've got a lot of people out here.
This is what they think.
This is what my house is, supposedly.
That's my house.
All right.
A bunch of fucking wires all over the place.
It's not far off, by the way.
All right.
Anyway, and by the way, we're going to be enforcing a little bit of some rules here.
Some people have been trying to, you know, put some pornographic material and things of that nature.
We're going to make sure that shit is completely, you're going to get banned.
You're not going to be able to do that anymore.
Florida flushed away.
Dude, come on, dude.
I mean, seriously, enough of the goddamn ridiculousness of this macabre joke about the pending natural disaster that's about to hit Florida.
All right, listen, let's go to the rest of the markets here.
All right.
The NASDAQ, I don't know why it's down, but it's down today, 10.51 points, a percentage decrease of 0.13%.
Hurricane jokes, the pet Mexican.
Oh, this is the pet Mexican.
Are you serious?
Here's a hurricane joke for you, ghost.
What can I say that hasn't already been said about the state of Florida?
When Hurricane Doria hits or Hurricane Dorian hits Miami, it's going to stink up the place like that shit fruit during Duran.
I don't know what the fuck does that mean?
It's going to stink up the place like that shit fruit durain.
D-U-R-I-A-N Durain.
I don't know what the hell.
Hey, Dr. Meow.
Epcot Center is going for the full SeaWorld look this weekend.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, hey, Dr. Meow.
Don't get me wrong.
I appreciate the 20 bucks, but Epcot Center going full SeaWorld look this weekend, dude.
Come on, man.
I can't believe that there's this many people that just kind of like, ha ha ha ha.
I want to be macabre about a pending doom that's going to be bestowed upon a part of the United States of America.
Anyway, thank you, Dr. Meow.
All right.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about commodities here before we get hit up with any more of these macabre ass jokes about Florida hurricanes or anything of that nature.
All right, let's get to energy.
WTI Sweet Crude, it is down today, $1.61, a percentage decrease of 2.84% on the day.
The current price for WTI Sweet Crude, $55.10 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Brent crude is also down today, 65 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.06% decrease.
Current price for Brent crude is $60.43 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
What is this?
18 naked merr cowboys in Florida.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Somebody actually donated that 18 naked merr cowboys in Florida in reference to Ram Ranch.
There's a goddamn hurricane headed to Florida, dude.
There's a goddamn hurricane headed to Florida.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't condone any of these macabre jokes.
Our thoughts and prayers are going to the folks that are in Florida.
They're going to be afflicted with this natural disaster.
This is the internet, folks.
What can I tell you?
This is the internets.
This is the internets.
All right, who do we have here for Christ's sake?
We've got precious and industrial metals.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the damn metals.
We got gold, baby.
It is down $7.50.
A percentage decrease of 0.49%.
Closing out gold at $1,529.40 per troy ounce of gold.
I want gold to come down, man.
You know, that's a signification when we're economy is good, our money is worth some kind of value, is when the gold market goes down.
So black folks start buying the big gold chains again.
And black folks start getting the gold grills.
Listen, I'm not being racist.
You idiots that are trying to infer stuff.
I know you're going to infer stuff.
But when you see things like that, when you see African-American folks with the gold chains and the gold teeth, I mean, you know you're in a good economy.
You know you're in a good economy.
What is this?
Meanwhile, in Florida.
All right.
I'll get to those in just a second.
All right.
I'll get to those in just a second.
Anonymous.
If we knew you'd censor your forum, Twitter style.
No wait.
Twitter allows porn.
Left wins.
Pro-right censorship.
Hey, asshole.
Hold on, hold on.
Anonymous.
That's my fucking website.
There's no fucking freedom of speech there, asshole.
All right.
All right.
Who is Captain Hook?
Florida penis of America.
California in the ass.
Texas would be the taint.
Fuck you, Captain Hook.
All right.
Fuck you, Captain Hook.
And what is this?
Anonymous.
You know, if California got hit with a hurricane or earthquake or anything else, you'd laugh.
Don't lie.
I wouldn't laugh.
Are you kidding me?
Go shove it up your ass.
And what is this?
Poseidon takes Mar-Lago.
Look, all right.
Enough of the fucking goddamn hurricane jokes.
And look, all you people that are saying that I'm anti-free speech, these are my websites.
This is my stream.
You people are in my chat rooms for Christ's sake.
There's no freedom in here.
All right.
All right.
I'm the guy that says what happens.
All right.
I'm the freedom of speech here.
You do what I say.
Do you understand me?
You do what I say.
Lutzlagen, slag and sliggins volkswagen.
All right.
So just don't sit here and try to use some kind of freedom of speech diatribe.
That'd be like if you came into my store.
You came into my store and thinking that you could act a fool and you had the freedom of speech.
Bullshit.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
What?
When they come in, they're really wet and blow really hard, but when they leave, they take your house and car with them.
Oh, dude, Jekyller, what the fuck was that?
Dude, come on.
Dude, Jackler, you got a lot of problems, dude.
Dorian Soils Mar-a-Lago.
Go fuck off.
Fuck off.
Hi, Ghost.
I'm a big fan of your family.
Thank you, Aquaman.
I was thinking about moving to Florida, and I was wondering where I should move.
Where would you suggest that?
I was thinking of moving somewhere in Brevard County.
Aquaman Florida's about to be hit up with a damn hurricane.
We got fucking idiots using Aquaman.
All right, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
Episode 95.
We had technical difficulties at the beginning.
Now we've got a bunch of freak shows out here doing all kinds of ridiculous malarkey.
And I just all right, you people don't care about the markets, don't you?
Yeah, y'all don't give a shit.
All right, y'all don't give a shit about the markets.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls at you people, and you people don't care.
But one thing I want to say before I end the market segment is that have you noticed whenever the stocks rise in value, whenever they're on the plus side, cryptocurrency is on the downside, and vice versa.
And that signifies many things.
That signifies that Wall Street is majorly invested in the cryptocurrency.
And in my personal view, folks, when we see a major contraction in the stock market, people are either going to go to gold, they're going to go to silver, and they're going to go to crypto.
They're going to go to crypto, folks.
All right.
Captain Hook, Florida is going to get a down low brother hand job from Poseidon.
Wall Street Crypto Investments00:10:46
What the fuck is that shit?
Gonna get a down low brother handshake from hand job, excuse me, from Poseidon.
This is, dude, y'all are hearing this, right?
This is the fucking internet here, all right?
Marlagwan, Marlagwan, Maralagwan.
I don't know what the fuck that means, you idiot, all right?
Let me talk about a couple of things because I think that these things need to be talked about, okay, first and foremost.
Now, are y'all familiar with the squad?
You know, these three or four broads that hang out with each other that are Democrats, that are Congresswomen, you know, they're pro-terrorists and they hate America, you know, these folks.
Well, one of the squad, Ihan Omar, all right, has been implicated in a divorce proceeding claiming that she is at the center of a divorce between some man she has been having an affair with and paying with campaign funds at the same time.
Now, aside from all her anti-American, pro-terrorist rhetoric, aside from her being an anti-Semite, aside from her trying to be an agitating, disgusting piece of shit, what is this?
Mugraniswala.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Ihan Omar, okay, has been implicated in not just an affair, but also using her own campaign funds to pay for this son of a bitch to go on the road with her.
She gave this idiot who she's been having an affair with campaign funds so they could sleep in the same bed together at whatever hotel they happen to be at, huh?
I mean, this is a complete unethical, illegal situation.
And on top of which, let me explain something here.
Isn't this what the fuck?
Semi-slob, I don't fucking understand that language.
That's fucking immigrant language.
If you're going to talk to me, talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American.
But isn't Ihan Omar supposed to be some down-ass Muslim?
She wears the fucking hijab and all this bullshit.
And meanwhile, she is doing what in Islam justifies a stoning of her.
So using her own dogma that she uses to agitate the American people, the American political system, using her dogma, shouldn't she be stoned to death because she went out and had an affair?
I mean, I'm just asking questions.
What is this?
Davey Jones, I'm putting Florida in my locker.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Listen, there's nothing racist about what I just said.
Ihan Omar is a dedicated, supposed Muslim.
She wears the hijab in Congress.
All right, she hates America.
She's pro-terrorist.
And here she is having an affair.
She's having an affair.
What is this?
Shekels can be even dearer friends, especially when there are about currently $200 minus $300 worth of them.
What are you talking about there, Tyler?
Let me know what you're saying.
All right?
I'm come you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Why are y'all trying to make me say dumb shit like that, dude?
Seriously.
Why in the hell are y'all making me say dumb shit like that, man?
I freaking hate communists, man.
Now, listen, am I wrong for suggesting that if I Han Omar is going to be so dedicated to Islam and she's going to be wearing the hijab in Congress?
M Cook again!
$50 bill for my boy M Cook!
Oh my God, cheers to M Cook, baby, making it rain on a baller Friday.
Hey, G, have a great show tonight.
Lots of folks appreciate you.
Thank you, man.
Let's do some Alex Jones.
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones, man.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
I'm telling you, M Cook is the shit.
Ocean Man, take me by the hand.
Lead me to the Florida that you understand.
What?
Ocean Man, The Voyage to the Ocean Man.
The crust of a man.
Ocean Man.
Dude, why are you all doing this, dude?
Florida's about to get hit up with a hurricane, and you're making Ocean Man poems.
Captain Hook, Iso Fork Ngho Ni.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
Iso Fork Ng Ho Ni.
I have no, I have no fucking idea what the hell you're just saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
But once again, M Cook for another $50 bill, man.
Cheers to M Cook, and he wants to hear Alex Jones.
I mean, does everyone want to hear Alex Jones?
Did you hear that?
Did you see Alex Jones invited a Sargon of a COD?
I didn't get to see the interview, but I mean, you know, I tell you, Alex Jones, he's going everywhere he possibly can.
Let's just put it that way.
All right, here it is.
Hi, I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody out there to get the super male vitality that'll give you the big ass boner that will prevent you from getting the super reptilian aids from the reptilian shapeshifters that are trying to increase the influence of Nambala on kindergartens all across the country,
which are making effeminate kindergartners by making them drink milk out of plastics that have mimickers that'll turn to freaking frogs gay.
What is this?
Hold on.
I what is this?
I am Gafoil Eck Jones.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
I am Gafforl X Jones.
What the fuck the hell is that?
I have no idea what the hell you're saying.
But I want everybody out there to get the bone broth and make sure to shove it up your ass so it can get your sphinker clean so that you can be able to shit out all the bad nutrients when I give you my filters, my filters, my filters, and it runs you purified water to make sure that you can go out there and flush out all the mimickers that are turning to freaking frogs gay.
All right.
That right there is for M Cook.
That was for M Cook right there, baby.
It was a hook.
Captain Hook, again, I flick my what?
Wait, that was some fucking foreign language.
I didn't read that in there.
What the hell is that?
That was some fucking immigrant language that semi-Slav just posted for Christ's sake.
And I don't condone that.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Everybody out there knows it, folks.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I mean, some of my best friends are black, for Christ's sake, man.
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
Many, many of them.
Roy Roy did it.
All right, I got to get to these 18-bucker and 66 center.
Alpha Kenny dude.
What the hell is that?
Can y'all just shut up, please?
All right.
I want to talk about some things.
I'm talking about Ihan Omar and how this dumb broad needs to be completely ejected from Congress because not only is she an unethical criminal, she's pro-terrorist and she's a piece of trash.
All right?
And the same goes for the rest of the so-called squad that, what is it, Rashida Tlaib?
Give me a break with this broad.
She's supposed to be some down Muslim.
Where's her hijab?
Where's her beekeeper suit?
Let me tell you something, Rashida Tlaib.
If we were to oblige what you actually believe is a dogma, you wouldn't have the right to speak, Broad.
All right?
You'd have a beekeeper suit over your fucking mug and you'd be put in the kitchen making baklava or whatever the fuck the fucking Arabs eat.
And that's what you'd be doing.
All right?
I'm praying for the minorities in Florida because you know us niggers can't swim.
Oh, dude.
I hope you have a big showghost.
I'll be cracking a beer and blazing a little bit.
Come on.
Jesus.
Hey, Duba, aren't you black?
Yeah, he is black.
I forgot about that.
My granny is a whore.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Captain Hook, I fill up my yes to listen, man.
Stop with this shit, dude, okay?
I mean, this is a Baller Friday, all right?
As a matter of fact, I'm not letting you all get me down, man.
I've got real fans like M. Cook out here.
Cheers to M Cook.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and just start cracking them open.
You know what time it is.
It's Baller Friday.
So you know how we celebrate Baller Friday, baby.
We celebrate it with more beer.
It's gonna take a lot to drag my house away from you.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more can ever do.
I bless the canes down in Florida.
Africa parody.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Huh?
Why is everybody making like fruity ass poems related to this damn hurricane?
I mean, what?
Does a natural disaster that could inflict massive destruction and human death inspire you to be a little bit of fucking fruity in the pants?
Huh?
Does it literally put a little hair up your ass to be like, you know what?
I'm going to relay a sonnet in relation to all the destruction that's happening in Florida today.
Good fucking God.
Anyway, I got beer here.
I've got bottled German beer.
I need my damn.
Where's the damn fucking bottle over?
Here it is.
All right.
Got the bottle opener here, boy.
Damn right.
You're damn right, man.
And it was this Captain Hook again.
I bend my wheel to Jews.
What?
Fuck you, Captain Hook, especially you, man.
What the fuck's your goddamn problem, Captain Hook?
Jesus, what the hell is your goddamn problem?
James Comey Double Standards00:09:56
I'm telling you, man, I'm just a guy trying to fucking do a show, and this is the kind of garbage that I've got to put up with on a consistent basis, for heaven's sake.
All right, look, I tried to talk about Ihan Omar.
Nobody wants to talk about it.
All right.
I want to talk about how Trump is just bitch slapping all his enemies and his enemies don't know whether to come or go for Christ's sake.
I mean, they're talking about the president in every goddamn leftist talking head media as if the president is out of his mind.
All right.
Before he was this devious double agent with Russia, then he's like an overgrown maniac dictator.
Now he's supposedly out of his mind.
Listen, you idiots in the mainstream media, you should be ashamed of yourself, your disgusting, filthy fake news that does nothing but inflame the senses of your viewers and enlighten them about nothing.
You enlighten them about nothing and how you people can go to sleep as night is beyond me.
It's fucking beyond me, but they go to sleep.
They go to sleep at night, all right?
And by the way, speaking of which, this fucking asshole, James Comey, did you hear about this ex-FBI director for Christ's sake?
The Inspector General report came out today and showed that he was the most corrupt, politicized, self-absorbed FBI director in American history, for Christ's sake, man.
And what now, Captain Hook?
Hughes Make Me Cuifa.
What the hell is that?
Hughes Make Me Cuifa.
What the fuck do you, the fuck you talking about now, you idiot?
Let me tell you something.
I am in shock that all this information about the corruption and criminality of former FBI director James Comey has come out.
And the DOJ is not going to prosecute this guy.
He's not going to see one bit of any kind of jail time.
And I think that this is disgusting.
This is a double standard that every American should be up in arms about.
All right.
James Comey broke the law on a plethora of different times, according to the damn Inspector General report.
And why is it any kind of repercussion happening to this man?
What is it?
What the fuck?
What are you talking about, semi-slav?
And how are you doing that?
How are you saying the N-word when you're posting nothing but a bunch of fucking immigrant language?
How the hell is that possible?
Jesus Christ.
Listen, all right.
James Comey should be in fucking jail.
And this just goes to show you that people in the government are above the law.
And we as American citizens need to demand justice.
We need to demand justice for Christ's sake for this corrupt piece of trash, James Comey, the former FBI director.
This guy was almost the top cop of the land.
When you're the FBI director, you are in charge of one of the biggest law enforcement organizations in the world.
Okay.
And this asshole is not going to be prosecuted.
He's not going to be prosecuted.
What is this?
Ghost hike?
Ghost haiku for Florida.
I'm in a wheelchair.
Entertainment for the TARDS.
Please count my shekels.
Fucking fucking shut up.
I'm trying to talk serious, man.
James Comey should be in jail.
Do you understand that?
The people that conspired against our president should be in jail.
The people that politicized the FBI should be in jail.
How the hell can we trust the FBI when this kind of corruption is rampant within that organization?
Wake up.
Is anything going to happen to Peter Strzok?
Is anything going to happen to Lisa Page?
Is anything going to happen to Tom McCabe or whatever the fuck is stupid?
Andrew McCabe?
Tom McCabe's a stupid idiot that does brain calls.
Andrew McCabe?
Oh, God.
Wake up, man.
There's a double standard, and there should not be Captain Hook again.
What is this?
G. Hughes made me who I am.
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
I knew you were an anti-Semitic prick, Captain Hook.
I knew you were anti-Semitic.
Jesus Christ, don't you understand that Israel is our greatest ally?
And, you know, many of you people just like spit right in the face of Israel.
And I can't believe you.
I just, I can't believe some of you.
The anti-Semiticism, the stench of it, I can't believe.
I can't fucking believe.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
I can't believe.
Anyway, this goes out right now to M. Cook.
Cheers to you, man.
I love the M. Cook.
I'm telling you, he's a great fan.
And Dr. Meow for the 20, even though it's a little bit of a macabre little statement that you said about Florida.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers, all right?
And look, I say that Israel is America's greatest ally.
And here you've got people saying, remember the USS Liberty, the USS Liberty was a mistake, all right?
Come on, come on, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on, this is our greatest ally.
All right.
It is showing the democratic principles of government in the face of Middle Eastern tyranny out there in its geographic position.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, they did.
Everybody, look, all of a sudden, everybody's calling me a Mossad agent or something.
Listen, calm down.
All right.
I am not an anti-Semite.
Okay.
I'm not an anti-Semite, for Christ's sake.
I know that Israel is our greatest ally.
What is this?
Another one by Captain Hook.
They did it on purpose.
They did it on purpose.
What the fuck does that mean?
What's this?
I don't know Reich Danny.
Fuck it.
Shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, we're getting out of hand here, okay?
All right.
We're getting out of hand.
Obviously, there's a lot of anti-Semites in the chat room.
There's a lot of anti-Semitic people listening to the broadcast.
And look, I'm sorry that that's your hateful journey.
I'm sorry that you're so consumed about the anti-Semiticism that infects your brain that this is the culmination of what you have to put on the debating table.
I feel sorry for many of you, for Christ's sake.
The hate that you all have in your heart is just, it's something that I can't compute.
I can't compute with this kind of hatred that you people are putting out.
I don't appreciate it.
Israel is America's greatest ally, man.
Dark me magician, girl.
Let's get to shout outs for Jackler's Chat.
Frontier Psychiatry.
Don't be no, don't be doing shout-outs on my show.
Don't be doing shout-outs on my show.
Say Sir Reagan backwards.
Say Reagan backwards, Nag.
Fucking shut up, idiot.
All right, stop.
Stop doing this shit.
Stop.
For Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to have a serious conversation here.
All right, look, enough of this.
I'm done.
All right.
I'm trying to enlighten you folks on some things here.
I'm trying to show you folks that, hey, people think they're above the law.
James Comey should be in jail.
You people don't give a shit.
I'm going to talk about one more thing, and then we're going to get to the damn $18.66 bucker.
China is about to make a move on the protesters in Hong Kong, folks.
And aside from our thoughts and prayers to the folks in Florida, they're going to be hit.
All right.
Hold on.
Semi-Slav, your president is an idiot.
He's selling your country to the glorious country of Russia Federation.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding me?
There hasn't been a tougher president on Russia than Trump.
What are you talking about?
All right.
Who is this for three bucks?
Ice bread fork hock.
Ice bread fork cock.
What the fuck does that?
What is this shit?
What are you trying to make me say?
Let me tell you, there hasn't been a tougher president on Russia than Donald Trump.
So for you to sit over here and say that Trump is bowing down to Russia, I'd like for you to explain to me in what capacity.
All right.
I mean, Russia is pretty much isolated.
As a matter of fact, if Russia doesn't make itself pertinent in the international community again, I think Putin runs the risk of being removed from office.
Have you heard about all the Russian protests against Putin?
His own countrymen don't even want him to be the leader.
Do you understand that?
The only thing that keeps dumbass Putin pertinent with the domestic population of Russia is the international media and the spotlight they have on him.
Do you understand?
So anyway, you don't know shit from Shinola.
All right.
You don't know shit for a question for ghost.
How much money should we donate in exchange for you saying the n-word?
I'm not saying the n-word, okay?
I'm not a racist question for ghost.
I'm not a racist question for ghosts.
I don't say the n-word.
Surfs up in Florida.
Putin Media Spotlight00:14:39
All right.
Really fucking great.
Really great.
Semi-Slav, do you like Nick Garcia?
Who the fuck is Nick Garcia?
Who in the fuck is Nick Garcia?
Because everybody know who the fuck Nick Garcia is?
I'm going to fucking Google this guy.
Who in the fuck is Nick Garcia?
Florida first, Hong Kong next.
Dude, that's not even fucking funny.
Who the hell is Nick Garcia?
Who the hell is this?
It's an American soccer.
Are you talking about the American soccer player?
Dude, I don't fucking watch soccer.
All right.
Give me a fucking break.
Soccer is for fruit bowls that want to, you know, continue to, you know, work on their cardiovascular because, folks, it's scientifically proven that if you exercise with a point of emphasis on cardio, it produces estrogen.
Okay.
So like the more cardiovascular exercises that you do, the more estrogen that you pump in your body.
And that's all you do in soccer is just run around like a little butt monkey kicking a goddamn ball, etc.
Okay.
So in my personal view, I don't want to put any kind of sport on a pedestal that is going to emphasize cardiovascular and turn our goddamn population of males into a bunch of fruit bowls, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, y'all, y'all think that I'm fucking lying?
That, you know, cardiovascular creates more estrogen.
You want to know what creates testosterone, you assholes?
Pumping iron.
All right.
Lifting fucking weights.
Weightlifting.
That's what creates more testosterone.
So for all you fruits out there that are wondering, you know, I work the elliptical and I go out and I run for 45 minutes a day and yet I just look so weak.
I have feminine, you know, vernacular and I have feminine physical attributes.
Johnny Goldbunny, John Goldbunny.
What the fuck the hell is that?
John Goldbunny.
What the fuck does that mean?
All right, whatever.
Semi-slave.
Do you like Bernie Gert?
Fucking shut up.
All right.
Just shut up with this crap for heaven's sake, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
The LGBT freaks are actually succeeding in suingly have a case because they're a protected class educating this out.
Oh my God.
I don't want to check it out, dude.
It'll just piss me off.
I mean, I'm already getting pissed off from these people, making me say all kinds of garbage that I don't want to talk about, but it is.
It is what it is, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Entertainment for trolls.
Admit it, you're just a troll.
You're just playing a character.
Why aren't you yourself?
What are you talking about?
This is me, baby.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Entertainment for trolls.
Wait a minute.
No, don't be giving shout-outs.
Don't be giving shout-outs on my show.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Don't be saying that.
Don't be saying no fucking shout-outs on my show.
Let me tell you something.
I am who I am, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, if I wasn't here talking to you people, I'd be taking Mrs. Ghost right now to a damn bar, having some fucking chicken wings that are hot as hell, guzzling down some beers that are 29 degrees in 32-ounce glasses.
So what the hell you talking about?
N-word pass services.
What the hell does that mean?
Here's a complimentary N-word pass gifted from Duva Dude.
You may use the N-word for a period of one week starting now.
You also qualify for a 15% off purchase of a lifetime N-word pass.
Thank you for your business.
I don't want an N-word pass.
All right.
Listen, I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
My boy Tyrone, my boys Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
All right.
I mean, you know, these are my friends, dude.
I'm not going to be sitting over here trying to, you know, kind of push the envelope of racial tensions, you know, because I want to say the N-word.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
All right.
I'm a cultured man.
Unlike you fucking people, you ain't cultured for shit.
I'm cultured.
Okay.
I'm cultured.
I hang around black people.
All right.
I have fish fries with black people.
What are you doing?
You ain't doing shit.
You won't even open the door for a black person, you racist prick.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
I smoke a latte sausage.
Fuck you.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Tallest Purple.
Talk about your favorite snacks.
I don't really have favorite snacks.
I like meals, boy.
You know what I'm saying?
I like meals.
I mean, if you're going to talk about a favorite snack, I like pickles.
That's my statement to that.
Okay.
I like best-made big, fat, fucking pickles.
All right.
Dill.
Dill pickles.
Not the sour shit.
The sour shit tastes like garbage.
Okay.
So there.
How do you like that, tallest purple?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
Once again, cheers to M Cook for hooking it up.
Two separate $50 bill donations.
And Dr. Meow, cheers to you, man.
Even though you're a little macabre, cheers to you for the $20 dono, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What's that?
Blow it up.
Tallest red.
What the hell does that mean?
What's that blowing up?
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
People are freaking out that I like pickles now.
What?
I can't like pickles for Christ's sake.
I can't like pickles for heaven's sake.
For Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
It's a good meal.
Or not a good meal, but a good snack.
I should fucking not a good meal, but a good snack.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, we're having difficulties again, folks.
Hold on, hold on.
We're having difficulties again.
We're having difficulties again.
Semi-slave, can you suck an egg or fucking shut the fuck up?
Shut the fuck up, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, you guys are sick bastards, for Christ's sake.
Invader Zim for two bucks.
Really fun.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
This fucking semi-slav asshole.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get to the 18 buckers here in just a second, but I want to let everybody know that we need to have our thoughts and prayers to the folks in Hong Kong that are going to be moved on by China.
And it's going to be Chenaman Square 2.0.
I'm telling you this right now.
And I think everybody right now, everybody right now needs to understand that we have people that are there right now that are singing the American national anthem, that are waving the American flag against the communist government of China.
And these are folks that are from Hong Kong, baby.
They're from Hong Kong.
And I think that we as American citizens, who many of you take for granted the Constitution and the rights and the freedoms that you're according, I think that you need to take notice that the folks in Hong Kong are willing to die on their feet than serve on their knees to the communist government of China.
And that's why they're holding up American flags.
That's why they're singing the America's national anthem.
And we got to give them the props for that.
We got to give them our support.
Mr. Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker.
What?
Tonight you're going to let it all hang out.
Pantyhosen Aquanet smoking menthol cigarettes.
What?
Tonight we'll tango in the street.
You eat dark meat.
What the fuck is up with all this poetry shit?
You see what I'm saying?
All of a sudden you guys think that you're kind of fucking some kind of poet or something?
Huh?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Pickles equals code for wiener.
Ghost is gay confirmed soy boy confirmed gay ex in the chat.
Wait a minute.
Hey, hold on just a second.
All right.
How, why is it that eating a pickle is somehow some pseudo-homosexual bullshit?
You understand that pickles are actually good for the gut flora, you fucking idiot?
Huh?
Don't you understand that?
You understand that the fermentation of pickles, all right, and the pickle juice, it's actually good for the gut flora.
I mean, you know, it helps the digestive system for Christ's sake.
And fuck all of you saying gay ex.
Go fuck yourself.
Anyway, come on, Hong Kong.
Come on and raise up.
This is for you, Hong Kong.
This is for you, baby.
All right, with that being said, I guess let's just go ahead and, oh my God, I guess we're going to go ahead and go to the $18.66 bucker here because you people don't really give a shit about the fucking pearls I'm shooting at your asses.
So with that being said, let's just go ahead and get to these $18.66 bucker up in here.
All right, the first one is by Goku.
All right, Goku requested this one here.
Let's see if we can see if we can play it without any kind of disturbance going on with the internet connection.
All right, Goku requested this one right here for $18.66 bucker.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I have one more request.
What is this?
What has to do with our training regime?
Will you guys suck me off until I come all over your faces?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
You can't even hear this shit.
Yeah, I'm carrying a few extra pounds around myself.
Not much time to work out.
Keeping them happy is a full-time job.
Especially that bitch on the right.
God.
Damn, are you trying to keep that bitch happy?
It's a pickup.
I mean, give me a bro.
Can't even hear this shit.
Jack, president of Hyperion.
Why don't we get some of Leslie Jones and Betty White's Vag Juice just so we can have a chance to get away from this?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Ain't nothing handsome about that, Jack.
And hey, this is how they recorded it, dude.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
They fucking sucked.
This is how they recorded it.
I'm sorry.
Well, you know, I wouldn't keep anything from my fans.
Not even this gorgeous cock.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, this is how they recorded it.
They suck.
Go on.
Go on.
I'm like, yes!
I mean people actually wasted their time doing this shit My time is near, and I've never been with a man before.
Apply the sacred ointment, Popo.
Oh, yes, Common.
Yes, right there.
Oh, and y'all are calling me gay.
Give me a fucking break, dude.
Mr. Popo does not fuck.
You must, Popo.
It is.
It is for me.
Whoa!
What's wrong?
Um, nothing, Yumcha.
It's, it's, it's nothing.
Mr. Popo and I have a special relationship.
What the fuck am I listening to, dude?
What is this shit?
Let me have some of that.
It's my ointment.
I need it.
I need it for Piccolo.
All right, look.
Hey, Goku, whoever requested this, this is lame as fuck.
All right.
I let it go for two minutes, man.
It's lame as crap.
I don't know what it is, Goku.
And who is this semi-Slav?
If Trump is going to build a wall, he should build it underground so the rats can't tunnel into America.
Also, use electric fences, razor wire should do the job enough.
Even landmines.
Well, you know, I'm pretty sure they thought about all that there, semi-slav.
But of course, you know, maybe you're enlightening the United States government on something they don't know.
I doubt it.
All right.
Let's move on.
Thank you, Goku.
We couldn't hear it, by the way, because whoever recorded it didn't know how to, you know, record properly.
It's obvious.
They were just more worried about being a bunch of sicko fucking perverts perverting a cartoon.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next one.
Here it is.
Here's, who is this?
Oh, how convenient.
Here is Semi-Slav.
Semi-Slav saying this should make my day, really?
I believe you.
I believe you.
Semi-Slav requested this.
Let's see what the hell this is.
Put the PC shot on.
Seth, you've had
about enough of this.
You fucking sick son of a bitch.
Huh?
Semi-Slav.
Oh, yeah.
That was going to make my fucking day, you fucking sick prick.
Good God, you're a sick son of a bitch.
Whoever the hell is this?
Semi-slob.
You're a sick fuck.
You know that?
And what is this?
I may be having trouble with my internet, but I'm always committed to doing an uninterrupted show schedule for my fans.
You're damn right.
Oh, God.
It happened.
No, you fucking fan with a wheelchair.
Shut up.
Cancel Wednesday's show.
I already proved on the last show.
Hey, hey, asshole.
Whoever's, you know, text a speech in his ghost.
I already proved on the last show I did for Loriko, and I proved that I'm not in a fucking wheelchair asshole.
Irresponsible Dog Owners00:15:16
So don't be coming at me with that garbage.
All right.
Do not be coming at me with that garbage.
All right.
Let's continue on.
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
Here's M. Cook.
M. Cook with the first $50 dono saying, Happy Baller Friday.
Here's a video to get things started on the right track.
Can you give the listening audience some Andrew Dice Clay?
I just did that.
Love the show.
Hey, M. Cook, cheers to you, man.
We love you, man.
All right.
It's fans like you that, you know, make the goddamn continuity of the show continue.
I'm telling you, I'm being completely honest.
Anyway, M. Cook, funny girl, funny girl for five bucks.
Thank you.
I don't know if you meant to do that.
I'm pretty sure you were supposed to, you know, probably put in a fucking obscene message towards me, but that's okay.
Thank you very much there, funny girl, for the five bucker.
Anyway, this is by M Cook.
Let's see what M Cook requested here.
Hold on, we gotta, we gotta do a, we gotta do a little bit of a goddamn advertisement before we get to the actual video.
Here it is.
This is requested by M Cook for a $50 bill.
Let's go ahead and see this.
Oh, it's puppers.
It's little puppers.
Look at this little pupper.
He's like, what is that?
I got it.
I'm telling you, I love these things.
Look at these little puppers.
Look at that little French bulldog.
It's a beautiful French Bulldog.
What do we got?
What is this?
The dog got the fishing pole, man.
What a gangster-ass dog.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Look at this dog.
He caught the pole with a fish on it.
Good go, Paige.
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh, dog costumes.
I love dog costumes, man.
Look at that.
Look at that little dog.
Look at these poppers.
There's nothing like a pupper to put you.
He doesn't want to leave the park.
How many people know about that feeling?
You don't want to leave the park?
I don't want to leave the park.
I want to stay here.
I want to stay here with my friends.
Hey, that's a well-fed dog right there.
That's a well-fed dog.
Hold on, what is this?
Semi-Slav again?
Are you kidding me, man?
I mean, I just played that sick-ass little fucking animated hemorrhoid garbage.
All right, we'll get to yours when we get to yours.
We're doing M Cook's $50 donation here.
And look at this.
How can you not resist a pupper?
Look at that well-fed pupper right there, man.
Look at that well-fed pupper.
Walk!
Oh, look at English Bulldog.
English Bulldog.
Gotta lose a little weight.
Getting on the treadmill.
You gotta walk by.
Look at that.
Puppers, man.
You can't sit.
Walk.
Uh-oh, he.
Hey, look at that, Corgi.
I love dogs, dude.
I'll tell you, I love dogs like a mofo.
Look at that corgi.
Look at all.
He tackled him with the little nub paws.
That looks like a little mixed breed between a corgi and a little bit of a tan dog.
I mean, is that a golden retriever?
I mean, that's kind of a weird mix.
Hold on, we're having technical difficulties again, folks.
We're kind of cutting in and out here because we've been having technical difficulties with our internet out here.
The internet was down for several hours until 7:30, 7:40 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So, please bear with us if you're having some trouble with the technical difficulties.
Look at that.
Look at that.
There's a pit bull right there.
There's a pit bull.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Look at that little pupper.
Is that a little baby corgi?
It's a little baby corgi.
It's a little baby corgi.
Hey, a small little baby Dalmatian with a big fat cat.
Look at Dalmatians are pretty big dogs.
As a matter of fact, they are, if I'm not mistaken, the second fastest dog in the dog groups.
Another English bulldog being put on a damn treadmill because he's gained a little weight.
Look, he's going to do it the easy way, baby.
He's doing it the easy way.
And look, that looks like a Pikinese mix.
That looks like a Pikinese mix with.
I don't know.
I can't really tell, but I know it is Pikinese.
Star 555 said, speaking of pupper vids, hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
We're getting some donos here.
555 said, Speaking of pupper vids, if I donate an episode of Funniest Home Videos, would you watch about 23 minutes, no commercials?
I don't know if I can do that, dude.
I mean, you know, that's a lot of time, but I'll play at least a couple few minutes of it.
Semi-Slav, do you know pit bulls kill over 30,000 dogs a year?
Death to pit bulls?
You know, those are just owners that don't really irresponsible owners.
You can't blame the dog.
You know, you shouldn't be taking pit bulls out to fucking walks in the park and shit like that.
I mean, a pit bull is bred to be a dog for protection and shit.
So, yeah, I think those are just irresponsible owners and shit.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Let's play a couple more minutes of this.
What was it?
Wait, hold on.
Did she just say the N-word?
Hold on.
What the fuck did she just say?
Did she just say the N-word?
Snickers.
Oh, Snickers.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
More of scientific point.
Semi-Slav, dude, seriously.
What the fuck is your problem?
This better not be some sick-ass hemorrhoid shit.
All right?
All right.
A couple more minutes or so.
This is M Cook for $50.
Oh, look at that poor dog.
Scared shitless.
Look at the small paws.
That dog's not meant to swim.
There's a poodle.
There's a poodle.
And what is that?
What is that?
Is that a Pomeranian?
Is that a Pomeranian mix?
I know that's a black poodle.
And there's a corgi again chilling in the pool.
Watch out.
Get the corgi.
Save him.
Save the corgi.
Oh, look at that.
What do you call those?
Pugs?
Yeah, I think they're called.
No, what are they called?
Yeah, they're called pugs, right?
Yeah, they're called pugs.
You see, this right here, I think this is very irresponsible.
I mean, I do believe that pit bulls do take care of their pack.
And, you know, I just think this is very irresponsible right here.
Very irresponsible.
In my opinion, you know, I'm getting mad.
Look at that fat pug.
Look at that fat pug.
Get away from my broccoli, bitch.
Get away from my broccoli, bitch.
Oh, all right, we'll leave it right there.
Look at that.
Oh.
Oh, look at that.
You gotta love puppers.
Look at those puppers.
All right, he's fighting to get a Dorito off the ground.
All right, all right, we've had enough of this.
All right, thank you very much, M. Cook.
Show pics of Templeton.
No, I don't want y'all to know what my dog looks like.
So why?
Y'all can, you know, try to lure it in.
You know, when y'all dox me, y'all try to lure it in your car and take it away like a bunch of freaks.
What is this?
Entertainment for what?
For menopausal women.
Entertainment for menopausal women.
Why?
Because I'm watching some puppers.
I mean, I'm watching some puppers and now I'm entertainment for menopausal women, for Christ's sake.
All right, that's enough.
All right, I've had enough of this.
Let's move on.
All right, folks.
Let's move on here.
Semi-Slav.
Semi-Slav is next.
Now, I'm not looking forward to what the hell he's doing because he's already been a sick bastard and has already proven it.
But here's Semi-Slav.
All right, he's requested this.
Hold on.
Semi-Slav again.
Hold on.
I got to skip this ad.
All right, what is this?
He said, funniest home video.
All right.
All right.
Original air date, September 22nd, 1991.
Oh, well, cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
But Semi-Slav said for three bucks, Pitbulls, people always blame the owners, not the genetics, which is the reason why they're dangerous.
I just said that they're genetically meant to be a protective dog.
You know what I mean?
There is a reason why people don't abduct bears and tigers as pets.
I disagree with you.
There's many people who get domesticated tigers.
I mean, there's a lot of millionaires who do that.
All right.
Oh, no, dude.
Semi-slav, why are you doing this shit?
Why are you doing this shit?
Look, viewer discretion is advised.
how bacon is made, dude, I'm going to have, look, semi-slob, I don't know what the fuck your problem is, dude, but you're a sick fuck.
All right?
You're a sick fuck.
Bacon is now processed and even pre-cooked in factories.
It all starts with a load of colours.
Oh, no!
Look at the pig carcasses.
And customers can rarely taste the difference.
Wait, dogs!
The meat is placed skin side down on the back belt to ensure the employees judge it only by the content of its character.
This is a joke.
This is not the real narrative.
The conveyor takes the meat to a cheese rolling machine, which pelts it with slices of craft singles.
This process is rough on the meat, so it's not uncommon for some afterbirth to be evacuated by the product.
What the fuck is this?
This afterbirth travels down a separate conveyor belt, where it will then be used in cosmetics.
Oh, my God.
Meanwhile, the meat pieces are bathed in salt water, and they're sent to employees to begin the brining process, giving the bacon its signature fishy taste.
Fishy taste, you idiot.
Give me a fucking break.
You thought I was kidding about the brining, didn't you?
Well, the next actual step is brining.
Bacon is delicious, you asshole.
I don't give a shit what you try to fucking say in this video.
How about a ham sandwich?
Then the brine solution is mixed with red food coloring to give the bacon its signature red taste.
What an idiot.
People are believing this.
The meat now passes under.
Oh.
Wow, I don't know what this is, but that just looks nasty.
I'm sorry, but we are required by law to show you this.
Then a local sweatshop worker earns his $2 an hour sale.
This is horrible.
And then hang out with the ball.
This is libelous.
How is this still on YouTube?
How is this still on YouTube?
What remains of the employees who rally for better working conditions?
Oh, my God.
Although, this is a big process for bacon, though.
I mean, I'm glad that they go through all this so when it gets to my breakfast table, it tastes delicious.
Customers can choose which bacon slab they want to share.
All right, hold on.
We got another one up in here.
Gonzi Buddy.
Russians have the best pets.
C-Y-K-A Blead Hambone.
Gronzy Buddy.
Yeah, Hambone.
Real fucking funny Gronzy Buddy.
All right.
Let me take a couple more seconds of this.
I guess it's where they, there's a big ass smoker or some shit.
Big assumption storage locker for the next 10 to 100 years.
All right.
You know, this is stupid.
All right.
That's so fucking stupid.
All right.
We get it.
Some idiot trying to do the narration, trying to be cute, thinking it's so fucking hilarious or whatever the case might be.
Give me a goddamn break.
All right.
Let's continue moving on here.
All right.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And the next $18.66 bucker is by Meanwhile in Florida.
Meanwhile in fucking Florida.
What the fuck is this?
I knew you macabre bastards were going to do some shit like this.
All right.
Look, viewer discretion is advised.
This show doesn't condone what these people are trying to make a joke out of.
I don't think that these macabre jokes are funny at all.
So with that being said, this is meanwhile in Florida.
This is meanwhile in Florida.
What is this?
Bugs Bunny moved to Florida.
It was there that he witnessed the fixed elections putting Bush into the White House.
He watched a crazy pastor light the Koran on fire in the Middle East.
He listened.
What the fuck is this shit?
So he fixed the problem.
Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny Cut Loose, Florida.
Is this a real Looney Tunes?
Oh, dude, that's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up.
I mean, meanwhile in Florida, are you kidding me?
Florida's about to get hit with a serious hurricane, man.
Oh, God.
That was a real Looney Tunes, dude?
Jesus Christ.
Man, that's harsh.
That's pretty damn harsh.
Especially right now when we've got a potential, you know, natural disaster about to impend upon Florida.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's move on, folks.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker here, if we can.
All right, hold on just a second, folks.
I got to get this here.
Here we go.
Let's get to what is this?
Tyler.
Tyler 225905 requested this one here.
He said, shekels can be even dear, friends, especially when there are currently $200 or $300 worth of them, whatever that means.
All right, Tyler 225905 requested this one.
What is this?
Especially right now.
Look, it's a fucking relay.
Travada Sponsorship Issues00:03:37
It's a goddamn relay, man.
How many fucking relays are out there all across the internet for Christ's sake, man?
And what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this, Travada?
Ghost is probably sponsored by Travada, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Tyler225.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sponsored by Travada.
He said shekels can be even bigger, friends.
Especially when there are currently 200 or 300.
I mean, these fucking guys, man.
You fucking guys, man.
225905 requested.
And for those that don't know what Travada is, lucky you.
Lucky you.
Lucky you.
How many fucking relays are out there?
All across the internet, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the fuck is this, Travana?
I know!
Travada is exactly right!
What the fuck with the Travada?
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
All right, I've had enough of this.
All right, I've had enough to turn it off for Christ's sake, Travada.
Save the bees.
Semi slob.
Oh my God.
Look, all right.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
Look, this is supposed to be a Baller Friday.
It's supposed to be a decent day out here.
You know, we're supposed to be partying, you know, going all woohoo and shit.
And here I've got this garbage.
Real funny, Tyler 225905.
Really fucking funny, man.
All right.
How many relays are there?
And didn't I tell all of you pricks not to judge me based upon how many people are live right here on Vaughn.live that I'm being freaking, relayed across the internets and throughout the world.
There is one discord.
That's about 30, 40 000 people that listen to this broadcast, relayed in a damn discord.
I'm telling you that right, goddamn now.
So i'm listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
All right, let's move on.
All right, let's move on.
And you people in the chat room shut your fucking mouth.
Boy, you're lucky you're not in front of my face, because if you were, i'd fucking.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm not gonna say nothing.
All right, here it is.
Let's get to the next one, M Cook.
M Cook, once again, with another 50 donation.
He said, hey, G have a great show tonight.
Lots of folks appreciate you.
Thank you, M Cook.
Uh, please do some Alex Jones, which I did there.
And uh uh, here's another video for your listening audience.
Cheers, baby cheers.
All right, so M Cook.
He was uh, you know, donating 50 increments and this is his second 50 increment.
So let's.
See what M Cook has in store for us here.
All right now.
This, of course, is uh, I gotta wait for a second because folks, we gotta wait for an advertisement.
Hold on, M Cook.
What is this?
Put the pc shot on here.
What is this, M Cook?
We all just get along at the Red House furniture.
We can at the Red House.
I'm rich.
Aka, big head, I work at the Red House.
Big head at THE RED, I like pumping iron and pumping furniture into people's homes.
Did somebody really convince me?
Red House Furniture Shoutouts00:16:40
Aka, what the fuck kind of advertisement is this?
I like deer hunting, bass fishing and extending credit to all people at the Red House.
This looks like and I love the Red House.
What the fuck?
I'm a black woman and I love the Red House.
I am white, and the red house is for me.
At the red house.
Hold on, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Turn this back.
I bet you these two fucking dorks approached this poor, you know, small business and said, Hey, look, I can tell you something.
I know that I can give you guys some great advertisement, and we can just make it a little bit racially risque.
You know, get a little naughty.
Get a little naughty.
Sponsored by Grammarly.
Yeah, no kidding.
Anyway, they convinced these poor folks that this is an actual decent advertisement.
Unfreaking believable.
Look at the sofa.
It's perfect for a black person or a white person.
This mattress is perfect for a white person or a black person.
All right.
I've had about enough of this.
And by the way, this is white comedy, by the way.
All right.
This is like white comedy.
Now, no offense to the folks.
I mean, I'm white myself, but white comedy is really drab ass burnt fucking toast.
It's disgusting.
And, you know, I have to say that minorities have got, you know, they've got it a little bit beat when it comes to the white folks in comedy.
I'm just, I'm just simply stating that.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I mean, that was horrible.
Did you just hear what I saw?
And people actually find that funny.
There was like 5 million people that fucking watched that shit.
Oh my God.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, boomer comedy.
Hey, let me tell you something.
When boomers were out there consuming comedy, when they were listening to comedy, they weren't all wrapped up in this political correct bullshit that you millennials have a hair up your ass wanting to piss and moan about.
All right.
I mean, we could do racial comedy and nobody would have a big fucking hair up their ass.
Oh my God, you're a racist.
You made a joke about somebody of color.
How dare you?
Meanwhile, you listen to any of the black comics, every goddamn motherfucker, white people, honky ass, crack a ass, crack a crack a cracker.
You know, I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, if there was a little bit of consistency, I don't think that we all be in the current position that we're in.
I'm just saying.
And by the way, you know, fucking white comics, step your game up and step your chain up, dude.
All right.
I'm tired of white comics being just drab assholes.
All right.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this one is requested by somebody named Roy.
Roy requested this one for $18.66.
So here it is.
This is by Roy here.
And wait, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
This is by Roy here.
Hold on.
I don't like this.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
I don't like this.
Hold on.
Let me make sure I can take the PC shot off if something happens here.
This is by Roy for Christ's sake.
Raiden Snake?
Raiden, is that you?
Raiden.
Raiden.
Oh, dude, that's not funny, dude.
That's not funny.
Is that fucking boat?
I mean, let me tell you something.
Look, let's listen to that again.
I mean, the reason Raiden Snake doesn't come around is because of you, trolls.
Raiden!
Raiden!
It's because of you, trolls, that Raiden Snake doesn't come around anymore, man.
All right, fucking Roy requested that for Christ's sake, man.
Just leave Raiden Snake alone.
It's bad enough that you fuckers ran him off.
But now you just gotta rub it in, dude.
That's all you fucking people know how to do.
Do y'all do this with your parents?
Huh?
Do you rub it into your parents?
Do you like fucking poke at them and pick at them and shit?
I doubt it.
Because if you did, you wouldn't be getting these goddamn video games.
You wouldn't be having a goddamn room to shack up in and wax your character to cartoon fetish women.
You wouldn't be able to do this bullshit.
All right.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Are we almost done?
I think we're almost done.
Thank God.
And what is this?
Dark meme magician girl.
Raiden joined Etika.
Dude, fuck you.
Don't even go there, Dark Me Magician girl.
I mean, that's macabre even for your digital slut ass.
I mean, come on.
Fucking Raiden snake met Etika.
Give me a fucking break.
All right, let's continue going.
We're almost done here with these $18.66 bucker here.
Obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
This next one is by Semi-Slav again.
Semi-Slav.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's continue going, shall we?
I don't know what Semi-Slav has in store for us now.
He's been donating some weird stuff.
Oh, Jesus, no.
Semi-Slav, dude.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Semi-Slav, you're a fucking sick idiot.
You know that?
Viewers shit off.
I mean, you know, you're a sick bastard there, semi-slav.
I mean, what kind of a sick person knows about this video, let alone has it bookmarked and wants me to see it and subject me to your sick, fucking disgusting buttworm fetishes.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
IMG Furry Den Snake.
What you fuck you, asshole, alright?
Fuck you and stop making me say shit.
Anonymous.
Actually, most kids today run their households.
Parents are like, okay, Billy, here's a video game.
Just leave me alone.
No shit.
No shit.
That's why we need to make bullying great again.
I just look, never mind.
I don't want to get into that again.
I don't want to get into that.
Jesus Christ.
I just saw an animation for butt worms.
For fucking butt worms.
Worms that are in the anus that come out of the hole.
What is up with you fucking people and snakes and worms coming out of shit funnels?
What the fuck's up with your obsession of that shit?
You guys are fucking latent homosexuals, and I think that you people need to come out of the closet already.
Oh my god.
All right, let's move on.
Oh, oh, another one.
Another one by Semi-Slob again.
What the fuck's your problem, dude?
I mean, Semi-Slav, are you trying to come out of the closet subtly?
Are you trying to say something to us?
We miss Raiden Snake.
He was quite the character and fun to listen to.
I know.
His accent is your quintessential Brit.
Try and get him back here.
I mean, I miss Raiden Snake, you know, but he's not going to get back.
All right?
What is this, Roman Bellic?
What the hell are you talking about, Roman Bellic?
All right?
Shekels can be easy.
Let's go, bowling cousin.
And there's Train Lover.
Check this out.
Oh, I'm so.
Yeah, okay.
I'm great.
Yeah, so great for Christ's sake.
What the?
Hey!
Hey!
Stop counting my shekels, asshole!
Stop counting my shekels!
You fucking piece of shit!
Alright, that's my business!
All right, that's my fucking business!
Stop counting my fucking shekels!
I'm warning you, or else.
Fucking assholes, or else.
All right, look, I gotta get to semi-slav again.
And, well, I don't know what the hell he's requesting now.
What is this, semi-slav?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, semi-slav.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No!
[background noise]
Ah!
Fuck it!
Peace of crap!
Ah, damn it!
You fucking piece of shit!
You fuck!
Or else what?
Or else what?
Or else I'm leaving here and saying, fuck you all!
God damn you with that snake up the ass bullshit!
God damn all of you with the snake up the ass bullshit!
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm fucking tired of you people doing this garbage, man.
I'm tired of this fucking shit.
You know what?
I'm just finishing this fucking $18.66 bucker, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Fuck you!
Fuck all of you that think this shit is funny!
This is not fucking funny!
You're trying to get me banned, you piece of shit!
You're trying to get me fucking banned!
Fuck you if you think it's funny!
Fuck all of you that think this is funny!
You fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, semi-slav.
Fuck you!
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm fucking this is it I'm gonna fucking finish the $18.66 buckers, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
It's fucking shut up in the fucking chat room.
It's not fucking funny!
So shut the fuck up!
Fucking piece of shit.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm doing me, man.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
Shut up in the chat.
I'm doing me since you fucking idiots want to play games, huh?
You fucking idiots wanna fucking play games.
Good damn it, I wish you were in front of my fucking face!
Good damn it, I would fuck you up!
I would fuck all of you up and fuck you up!
Fucking piece of shit!
I would fuck all of you up!
I would beat your fucking ass into dog meat, you fucking pussy!
I would fuck you all up!
God damn it, I wish you were fucking here in my face!
I would fuck you up!
Piece of shit!
You fucking piece of shit!
You fucking idiots!
You think you're so fucking cute behind a fucking internet connection!
But good dude!
If you were in front of me, I'd fuck you up, man!
I'd fuck you up!
I'd fuck you up, man!
God damn it!
God damn it, I wish you were fucking here!
God damn it!
God damn it!
I need another fucking beer, man!
I need a depressant to calm me down because fuck!
I want to fuck you up!
I wanna fuck you up!
And what is this true BDSM radio?
Oh yes, Ghostler Harder, please.
You chip my apple!
Fuck you!
Tony the shitwalker, fuck you!
Fuck you!
You fucking piece of shit!
God damn it, I wish I could fuck you up, man!
You fucking internet people!
You fucking internet people!
You talk mad shit on the internet!
I would fuck you up, you fucking shit!
Piece of shit!
I would fuck you up!
What the fuck?
Is that a snake going into an ass?
God damn you, sir.
Fuck him, shut up.
You fucking shit.
Fuck you, man.
I fuck you.
You fucks.
Fuck all of you.
Shit over here and wipe me up.
Fuck all of you.
Reporting you to Vaughn.
Oh, yeah.
Or reporting you to the cops for threatening violence.
If you were in front of me, I'd fuck you up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Anita, get high.
What the fuck are you talking about, asshole?
Shut goes can be even fucking.
No, don't donate.
I'm done.
Don't donate anymore.
Regardless of what Ghost says, he condones this no matter what.
Uh, just shut up.
Just shut the fuck up, alright?
Don't donate anymore $18.66 center for Christ's sake, man.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking internet people, man.
I'm fucking tired of you internet people, man.
I'm fucking sick and tired of you internet people, man.
Jesus Christ, man, I need some booze, man.
I need to drink some more goddamn alcohol, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
It's that time of the night, again, boys, where a ghost does his while he does yawn.
Fuck you, Spermi the butthamster, you fucking stupid bastard.
Fuck you!
This is our show, bitch.
Fuck you.
It's not your fucking show, you fucking stupid troll, fucking internet people assholes.
It's my show.
It's the ghost show.
It has my fucking name on it.
Sit there and listen and shut up.
Fucking piece of shit.
Just sit there and listen and shut the fuck up!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just, I don't know how much longer I can take this shit.
The only way I can pallet this fucking stupid show is by drinking copious amounts of fucking alcohol, man.
That's the only way.
That's the only fucking way.
Fucking assholes.
What?
Cougar Video Complaints00:15:45
I'll fucking what, semi-slob?
What do you fucking want?
Alcoholism is a serious condition.
You should seek rehab.
Your mother can seek rehab on these nuts.
Well, why'd you leave the video open if you knew it was gonna be snakes up?
Ah, fuck you.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck you.
I didn't know it was gonna be fucking snakes, you piece of shit.
You're fucking sick.
All of you, man.
More pylons.
You must construct additional pylons.
Fuck you.
Fuck your stupid fucking memes.
Shove them up, your fucking ass.
And I'm doing me, alright?
I'm doing fucking me.
Just sit there and shut the fuck up you fucking ffff- Oh fuck Fuck you, Dark Me Magician Girl, man.
Fuck you, man.
I thought you'd enjoy this.
I fucking doubted.
I fucking doubted, you bitch.
I fucking doubted it, you dirty bitch.
Hey, what is this?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
Ghost, you sound upset tonight.
I'm sorry, trolls are getting to you.
Why don't you try to calm down like a nice snake up the ass?
Fuck you!
I fucking put a boot in your hole if I saw your fucking asses, you piece of shit.
I put a boot in your ass so far that you'll be shitting leather for the next 10 years of your fucking stupid little fucking soyboy life.
So fuck you.
Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking sweating, dude.
I'm fucking sweating up in here for Christ's sake, man.
You guys are fucking pissing me off, man.
I'm fucking sweating, man.
Let me get to the next fucking $18.66 bucker so I can get the fuck out of here, man.
So I can get the fuck out.
Alright, this next person, funniest home videos.
Original air date.
What is this?
September 22, 1991, requested this.
America's funniest videos.
Alright, ghost granny.
Don't talk about my granny.
Do me next, ghosty.
I'm laying here 10 feet under with snakes up my ass.
Shut the fuck up about snakes up people's asses, man.
I'm tired of that shit.
I'm tired of that shit.
I don't want to hear another word about a snake going up an ass again.
I don't want to hear anything more about snakes and shit funnels.
I don't want to hear it.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, play it.
America.
Funniest home videos requested this, alright?
Funniest home videos.
Play it.
Hello there.
You know, you should always wear a hard hat when you're making a safety video.
I am slipping here.
Jesus, these fucking people.
This is classic home.
Oh!
There goes the Englishman.
Alright, let me calm my ass down, dude.
Let's watch some America's Funniest Home Videos.
What is this?
Snakes and shit funnels.
Fuck you.
Snakes and shit funnels.
Fuck you.
Now you're making me belch, you bitches.
Now you're making me belch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to catch my fucking breath.
All right.
Let's watch some America's Home Videos for a couple minutes here.
And let's try to get into a better mood.
Because god damn it, if I depend on you for a better mood, you fucking idiots will drive me insane.
You fucking assholes are driving me insane.
So let's watch some America's Funniest Home videos.
Is this with Bob Sagitt?
It's with Bob Sagitt!
Dark meme magician girl.
Dark meme magician girl said, what the hell did you say, bro?
Jesus Christ.
Stand up for Ghost's theme song.
Fuck you.
Welcome back to the premiere of our third season of my 17th hairstyle of America's Funniest Home.
There's Bob Saget!
This is going to be our best season yet, or I'll cut my hair again.
It's Bob Sagitt!
These videos will illustrate the show must go on.
Oh, look at me.
I am Dick Tracy.
Oh, man.
Look at this.
The early 90s, late 80s.
Look at that.
Oh, no.
I can't find my pocket.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, man.
How embarrassing.
Manager of this exclusive dance club has a unique way of letting the band know when their set is over.
Oh, man, that sucks.
Keep playing, boy.
Oh, what is this?
What is this bitch doing?
Oh, you dumb bimbo.
She popped the goddamn.
I thought she popped the titty.
Does it hurt when I do this?
No.
Does it hurt when I do this?
No.
How about that?
Oh, where are the teachers?
Where's the teacher?
Entertainer Sinbad, the Master Swords.
Uh-oh.
That's a pretty big sword there, boy.
Oh, and it was a cheap made in India sword.
That's what you get with a cheap made in India sword.
Carol Channing Elementary.
Here comes the school's resident critic who's about to give his immediate review of the last act.
Those who can do and those who can't review.
Jesus Christ, that's autism, huh?
That's part of the spectrum right there.
There's an ancient Chinese saying that if you march the wrong way in a parade, you lose face.
Well, the man on the far right wanted to remain anonymous.
That's why his face is smudged.
I'll bet he broke out a line just to go see his plastic surgeon.
Oh my god.
Just imagine me in that old cart.
Hold on.
Gumballs reveal sad truth.
Hold on.
We're watching a little bit of America's Funniest Home videos.
Oh my god, that bitch lost her hair hat.
She's no fool.
That bitch lost her hair hat.
That bitch lost her hair hat.
We've all had those days where everything we touch turns to hoo-ha.
One morning, I was so tired I used hairspray instead of deodorant.
It's true, Mike.
My arms were like this for like two hours.
It was carved.
True story.
Yeah, right.
You're an idiot, Bob Sagitt.
Baguette Great now, listen up.
We open tomorrow night.
So this is a dress rehearsal.
Everybody pay attention.
It's a dress rehearsal Point that is exactly why we have a dress rehearsal tomorrow.
We're having a pants rehearsal my favorite But today is a dress rehearsal I'm saying I thought I changed my mind I mean, good God.
Well, she's just gonna go with it.
She's like, look, let's go with it.
Hell with it.
Let's roll with it.
Best part of these guys' performance is their opening.
Ladies and gentlemen, you guys kind of me.
Oh, no.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Look at this.
This Habib got his fly open, boy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Now I always cut to some stupid bitch laughing her ass off.
Like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
It's like this, you know, so they don't, you don't want to do that.
I got to tell you guys something.
This year, this show.
All right, we're going to go a couple more videos, and we're going to the next $18.66 booker here.
Stick at and keep them guessing.
That's how we talk.
I hope I have a job next week.
Just look at my new living room.
It's really different, isn't it?
We had a lot of trouble deciding the right colors and fabrics for who cares, Bob Sagat.
Our network exec is nuts about blues and eggplants.
Sounds like a jazz group in New Orleans, doesn't it?
Blues and eggplants.
You're at first what we did with the break.
Get this fucking rapist off the fucking screen.
I'm tired of Bob Sagitt.
Hey, hold on, what is this?
A person's entire body language.
Semi-slob.
Semi-slob.
What the hell did you say?
Even Kristen Handerson can't act better.
Christian Handerson.
Haydenson?
Christian Haydenson?
I don't even know who the fuck that is.
All right, can we get to a fucking other video, you fucking sagget?
Finally, Jesus Christ.
All right, roll and rock.
Oh, roll and rock.
There are a lot of reasons why you shouldn't swing your kid by their arms.
Here's reason number 345.
Well, there you go, Dad.
I ragged the pools.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's all right.
Nobody got hurt.
Fifi and Muffin once again show the reason they were forced to retire.
Now remember, Fifi, kick out.
Here we go, Cookster Broad.
Oh, pal, right in the pussy.
Look at the bright side.
Pow right in the pussy.
Oh, man.
Oh, wet paint.
All this home improvement gives me a headache.
Oh, my God.
That'll leave a mark.
There you go.
Oh, Clyde, this is the worst car we've ever gotten our hands on.
It's a mess.
I want to get rid of all these cigarette butts and candy wrappers and corn nuts and pork rinds and lamb chops and this skirt.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Well, he says no more wind on it.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, oh, my God, this broad lost her skirt.
This bitch lost her skirt to the vacuum.
Look at that.
Suck it right off of her body.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we watched a pretty good amount of this.
All right, I got a little nostalgic, and I do appreciate you guys donating that because I was getting nothing but snakes up the ass and all this other crap.
So, funniest home video.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake, man.
Baller Friday, episode 95.
I mean, you know, it just never ends, dude.
My life never ends, dude.
What is this?
Ghost!
This better not be a wheelchair jive.
I just got done watching another 18.66 Er, and it happened again.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it, dude.
All right, put on the horror.
I fucking knew it.
Shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you asshole.
What is this?
Anonymous.
That show was a cringe fest, and this is what we thought was great growing up.
Thank God the internet came around.
Especially when there are many Bob Baguette for $18.66.
All right, we'll get to that.
Look, let me get through these damn things so that I can hurry up and end this show because I just want to end the broadcast already, all right?
I'm tired of the snakes up the ass.
I'm tired of you fucking people thinking that I'm some big fucking joke.
All right, so I'm just gonna fucking try to go through these as quick as I possibly can, and I'm gonna fucking go.
I'm gonna try to make whatever I can on this fucking Baller Friday that I've got, man.
Jesus Christ, I should have just taken the day off again.
Maybe I'll take the fucking Saturday night troll show off tomorrow.
How do you like that shit?
You can take the snake up the ass, assholes, if I don't come by tomorrow.
All right, you can thank those dicks.
All right, who's next?
All right, Gronzy Buddy for $18.66 bucker.
Russians have the best pets.
This is according to Gronzy Buddy.
All right.
Gronzy Buddy requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Alexander and his wife Maria.
Oh, look at this Ruski.
Look at this Ruski.
They say he isn't your typical cougar.
A fucking cougar.
Are you shitting me?
Cougar?
Look at the chicks.
She looks like she's out of her gourd.
The chick's like, look, I got with this dude.
This guy got a fucking cougar.
Oh, my God.
They got a hairless Sphinx cat with a cougar.
Oh, my God.
So he doesn't get bored.
Are you kidding me?
When are they this fucking cat gonna get tired of this shit and maul the hell out of him?
They cut his nails about every two weeks.
Gonna maul the hell out of these people.
Are you kidding me?
Hold on, who is this?
Five-star 555.
What the hell did you say?
Just skip to the end where the girl gets kicked in the pussy, won $3,000 for second.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
Hold on, put the PC shot off.
Hey, thank you very much.
Who donated that?
I think that was Gronzy Buddy.
Thank you very much, Gronzy Buddy.
Hold on.
You mean to tell me the broad that got kicked in the pussy, pal, right in the pussy won the fucking shit?
The previous video was brought to you by Invocare.
Invicare is the nation's lead across America.
What the fuck are you talking about, you idiot?
You can.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, what is this, semi-slav?
You didn't realize that Ruski is a racist term, you racist?
Shut up, you rooski.
All right, here it is.
Are you serious and the winner of the ten thousand Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, let's go back.
No, shit, look!
The one that got punched in the pussy!
The kick to the pussy won three grand.
Oh my god.
All right, thank you for fucking ruining my day over here.
Fucking some bitch gets kicked in the pussy, gets three grand.
And you know, here I am.
I'm getting fucking cyberbullied for the fucking pennies that I get for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
Thank you, Gronzy Buddy, for the cougar video.
Okay, let's go ahead and let's continue here.
Saxon Music and Cyberbullying00:11:25
We've got Semi-Slav.
Semi-Slav requested this one here, and I don't know what the hell this is.
Semi-Slav has been a very sick bastard.
So he says, save the bees with this.
Save the bees, whatever the hell that means.
And by the way, I got to wait for five seconds so that I can skip this video so we can watch what the hell he's talking about.
Save the bees.
Here it is, Semi-Slav.
Once again, here we go.
Winnie the Pooh's favorite treat.
Semi-Slav reduced.
It was sweet and sticky.
And it's produced by an industrious insect whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom.
It all begins in a field where worker bees suck nectar from flower blossoms such as Rodendron.
They store it in their testicles, then return it to their manifesto for the other.
Don't listen to it.
This is sprinkles down the neck.
Whoever creates these fucking things are fucking blood sugars.
First of all, and splendid.
I mean, does the idiot that creates these fake narrations, does he think he's being funny, dude?
And people who actually think he's funny, you got a lot of fucking problems, man.
The bees then vomit the chewed substance into cells of their wax honeycomb because they realize what they've been chewing on.
Over time, this honey is meticulously crafted into a tremendous work of architectural and chemical ingenuity, which means it's the perfect opportunity for the beekeeper to step in and ruin everything.
Bees will sting if taken by surprise, so most beekeepers spray the colony with marijuana smoke to calm the honey.
Are you fucking kidding?
I mean, give me a break.
And you're just some idiot that's actually believing this, you know?
Normally, they're coated with honey, but this one, unfortunately, has been infested with bees.
The only rule of being a beekeeper is to not directly change.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Sunburst unicorn.
Can you please give us radio graffiti tonight?
Sorry about the asshole sending you snake in the ass vids.
It's not funny.
It's gross and stupid.
No shit, it's gross and stupid.
But they know that I'm not going to do radio graffiti, so they keep doing it.
You know, they think they're being fucking trolly.
They think they're being innovative by being a fucking troll and shit.
Anyway, let's watch the rest of this fucking bee video for Christ's sake, which was requested by Semi-Slav.
Touch the bees.
Don't worry, folks.
This man is actually a fireman, not a this is stupid, man.
I mean, come on, semi-slav.
This is fucking stupid.
The honeycomb slats are removed from the hive and brought to the factory, where any straggling bees are liquefied thanks to a giant pulsating blade.
All right, I think I've had enough of this.
All right, Semi-Slav.
I do agree, save the bees.
He's squeegeed for clarity, but the idiot narrating is a joke.
The idiot narrating is a fucking joke, and he's getting on my fucking nerves.
Okay, Semi-Slav?
Honey doesn't taste good unless it's spun around a lot.
No, it's true.
We don't know why it's true, but it is.
So please don't write into us asking why it's true.
All right, I've had enough of this.
This is so stupid.
Some beehives deliver fully made honeycomb to the factory as an offering to spare their habitats.
All right, this is stupid.
Get the shit out of here for Christ's sake.
This is so stupid.
All right.
I mean, give me a break, Semi-Slav.
All right.
You have requested some either sick videos or dumb videos.
All right.
Mostly on the sick side.
Anonymous.
This is how you rewrite history.
History.
Not funny at all.
Yeah, no shit anonymous.
No shit anonymous, how you rewrite history.
The preceding video was brought to you by American Trailer and RV.
What the fuck is that?
I'm not sponsored by anybody.
I'm not sponsored by anybody.
American Trailer and RV, where memories are made together.
Fuck off.
All right.
I don't condone that sponsor.
They didn't.
No.
All right.
That sponsor didn't go through me.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
How many more of these do I've got?
I got one.
I got two.
I got three.
I got four.
Five.
I've got five more.
Five more.
And then I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right.
And y'all can go fucking piss off for treating me like this on episode 95 on a Bowler Friday of all days.
On a Bowler Friday.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
Train Lover 567.
Train Lover 567 requested this son of a bitch for an $18.66 bucker saying, check this out.
All right, we'll check it out there, Train Lover 567.
What the hell is this?
Oh, he's giving us some music.
He's giving us some music.
Let's check out this music.
All right, once again.
This was requested by Train Lover 567.
What does everybody think about this?
This is Saxon.
Take a listen to this
I'm a little bit of rock and roll on a Ballard Friday, baby.
Yeah!
Hold on.
Who's fucking this channel?
Hugbies, so keep requesting them to ghost as well as the snake videos.
No, fuck you, semi-slav.
He said goodnight, everyone.
By the way, how it's actually made videos are by the channel.
Okay.
Huggy bees, so keep requesting them, ghost, as well as the snake video.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
I'm listening to some Saxon right now, dear Semi-Slav.
I'm listening to some Saxon by Train Lover 560.
That's it.
All right, let's go ahead.
That's about enough of this.
All right, here it is.
All right.
That's enough.
Hey, that was pretty good there, Train Lover567, man.
We're rocking there.
We're doing some fucking woohoo shit on a Bowler Friday.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you that right now, man.
Cheers to Train Lover.
What is a sponsor?
The preceding video was sponsored by Direct Catheter Club.
YouTube Bans and Racism00:05:48
What the fuck?
I don't have any sponsors.
Especially a fucking catheter club.
What the fuck?
Catheters for easier application.
Direct Catheter Club.
Oh, yeah, great.
800.
Cath, now or visit.
I don't.
I am not sponsored by anybody, all right?
Quit trolling ghost.
You know Dan can't afford to buy from the dollar store.
Oh, oh, oh, come on, dude.
That's horrible, all right?
All right.
Anyway, Dark Me Magician Girl trying to, you know, just trying to fucking lay it some digital smacketh downs out here.
All right.
Do we got another?
Yeah, we got another $18.66 bucker out here.
And that next one is by Tyler225905.
He says, regardless of what Ghost says, he condones this no matter what.
Oh, yeah, what, Tyler?
What do I condone no matter what?
Huh?
Here, take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right, Tyler225905 claims that I condone this no matter what.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
I don't condone this.
Don't listen to this asshole.
I don't condone this shit.
Tyler2259, you're a liar.
You're a damn liar.
I don't condone this, folks.
I'll put that on the record right now.
I don't condone this garbage.
I can't believe that this music is still played.
This is horrible.
This is unbelievably horrible.
And I do not condone this whatsoever.
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is fucking horrible, dude.
This is- This is horribly racist.
And how is this still being played on YouTube, and yet I get banned?
This is still being played on YouTube, yet I get banned.
Fuck off.
All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
This is horrible.
All right.
This is horribly racist, and I don't condone this.
All right?
And why are you people dancing to it in the chat room?
Look at them.
Fucking dancing to this sick racist shit.
They're dancing.
All right, that's enough.
These fucking idiots.
They're fucking dancing to this shit.
All right, that's enough.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off of here for Christ's sake.
Listen, I do not condone that type of racist garbage.
Okay?
And I don't care what anybody says.
I do not condone that.
Everybody knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, and everybody knows it.
Another sponsor!
You fucking asshole!
An estimated 8 in 10 retarded individuals are victims of ablice discrimination.
Ah man this is, I am not being sponsored by anybody.
All right.
One arc now to donate.
Listen to me.
I am not sponsored by anybody.
I don't know what the hell this is all about.
But I am not sponsored by anybody.
And I wish, you know, I wish people would just stop with this shit.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Just stop and stop it now.
Fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, look.
Let's just get to the next one.
I'm just.
I want to hurry up and get done with these $18.66 bucker man.
All right, who's next?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Dark Mean Magician Girl is next.
Oh, all right.
She says that I, I thought you'd enjoy this.
Oh, yeah, what is this?
What is this Dark Mean Magician Girl?
And what is it you think that I'd enjoy?
What the hell is this crap?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
Boomers, goddamn millennials and their participation trophies.
They even want one that they lose.
Also, Boomers, Vietnam War.
You fucking bitch!
You fucking dirty digital bitch!
Fuck you!
Fucking digital bitch!
Fucking piece of shit!
God damn it!
You fucking dirty bitch!
I mean, do you see the kind of shit?
Take it off the fucking screen for Christ's sake, man!
I mean, do you see the kind of shit I gotta put up with?
And what?
You want me to continue to do a show?
Huh?
You want me to continue to do this kind of bullshit and take this type of fucking malarkey from you people?
Yeah, real funny, dark meme magician girl.
Real fucking funny, man.
God damn you for making fun of me that fucking nab.
God damn you, fucking dirty bitch.
All right.
Oh, fucking fuck you, Dark Me Magician.
How many more of these do I have?
One, two, three, three more.
World Bank Poverty Measures00:03:51
Three more of these $18.66 bucker, and then I'm out of here.
I'm out.
What is this?
Millions of terrorists.
Who the fuck is this sponsor, asshole?
Who the fuck is this sponsor, asshole?
Oh, fuck you.
All right, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I can't believe it.
And people are like, I guess no radio graffiti.
They requested a video of a snake coming out of the asshole again.
They did that horse shit when I've been trying to tell them to stop.
These fucking stupid trolls are trying to get me kicked off.
They're trying to get me fucking kicked off.
And I don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right, gumballs.
Jesus Christ is next.
All right, gumballs reveal sad truth.
All right, what does that mean?
Gumballs requested this $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake.
I don't know who the fuck gumballs is.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by gumballs.
What the fuck is this?
This gumball represents the 1 million legal immigrants that the United States has taken every year on average since 1990.
Now, who in the world deserves our humanitarian compassion?
The World Bank has one measure of the desperately poor of the world.
They make less than $2 a day.
And how many people make less than $2 a day in the world?
We'll start with Africa.
In Africa alone, there are 650 million people who make less than $2 a day.
650 million.
Yeah, somebody's been listening to Ghost here.
Another 890 million people, desperately poor.
China adds another 480 million people making less than $2 a day.
And unfortunately, the rest of Asia has a heartbreaking 810 million taikos.
Can be even the World Bank says.
Especially when they're in the middle of the world.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
I can't even read that fucking name.
Hey, listen to me, asshole.
If you're going to donate to me, don't donate to me in a fucking immigrant language, all right?
You talk to me in American, boy.
You talk to me in American, you piece of shit.
Play the rest of this.
A day.
And finally, there's 105 million of Latin America's population that are desperately poor.
All told, the World Bank says there are 3 billion people in the world.
3 billion people who are desperately poor, making less than $2 a day.
That's 3,000 gumballs.
And every year, we take a million and suggest that we've somehow made a humanitarian difference.
Of course, we don't pull our immigrants.
He's telling you, liberals, off.
He's telling you, liberals off.
Too poor, too sick, too disconnected to make it here as immigrants.
We tend to pull our immigrants out of the better-off poor of the world.
And Mexico tends to define the type of immigrant that we bring here because the plurality of people come from Mexico.
And Mexico is poor.
How many people in the world live in countries that have average incomes lower than that of Mexico?
And the World Bank tells us that that number is these 3 billion plus another 2.6 billion people.
There it is.
Ungrateful American Citizens00:04:56
You see that?
Hold on, huh, but pause this.
Now, do you see this, you ungrateful American pieces of Asperger autist shit that think that you deserve a thousand bucks a month because the yang gang says that you're living and breathing and you deserve a thousand bucks a month?
Look at all those people that are living less than $2 a day, you ungrateful pieces of garbage.
And that's why I'm telling you American people out here, you need to start appreciating the freedoms.
You need to start appreciating the economics.
You need to start appreciating the things that you take for granted because we've got folks in Hong Kong right now singing the United States national anthem, waving the United States flag because they're willing to die to have our freedoms.
They're willing to lay down and die instead of being subjects to the communist government of China.
They want freedom.
All right?
They want freedom.
Look, we just got another technical difficulty.
My apologies.
Oh, man, $100 bill.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Please discuss Oklahoma City Pharmacist May 27th, 2011, Jerome Erslund.
Life in prison for protecting people who wear robbing his besinas.
You're damn right.
Hey, M Cook is absolutely right, man.
Cheers.
Let me tell you, M. Cook is making it rain digitally all over you, trolls, baby.
All right?
Making it rain on you, trolls, baby.
Let's not forget Jerome Erlin, who is a man who was protecting his pharmacy while he was being robbed by a couple of black kids.
And he decided to dispense discipline with extreme prejudice by unloading, you know, his constitutionally protected Second Amendment right firearm at these kids.
And they ended up dying.
And they ended up putting Jerome Erlin in prison for life for protecting his business.
And you see, that kind of crap wouldn't happen here in Texas.
That was obviously some overzealous prosecutor in Oklahoma that wanted to send a taxpayer to jail because there was obviously something there, some preconceived notion, some kind of prejudice, something, because Jerome Erland did absolutely nothing wrong.
He is in jail for life because he was protecting his damn property.
Oh, now you see, all of you people that are talking garbage about M Cook, he donated that $100 bill so that all of you can have radio graffiti.
All right.
So now, are you second-guessing your little trash talk about M Cook for Christ's sake?
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
You people are fucking shit talkers.
And here you are.
This guy, he wants to sustain the continuity of the show and threw $100 for that, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking.
How dare you, ungrateful people?
And that's why, let's go back to this gumball thing.
And thank you, M. Cook.
And by the way, remember Jerome Erlin.
If you don't know who he is, please look him up.
He is an old man who was just protecting his pharmacy as it was getting armed, robbed, and he killed the bastards.
And because he killed them, he has to go to jail for life.
I don't think so.
All right.
I don't think so.
But anyway, M. Cook donated $100.
And okay, look.
He's donated $200 this episode.
And because he wants radio graffiti, I'm going to go ahead and do radio graffiti.
All right.
How do you like that?
All right.
Thanks, M Cook.
Everybody give M Cook a round of applause and tell him a thank you because I was about to get out of here once I was done with these goddamn 18 bucker at 66 center.
I'm not even joking around.
I was thinking about getting the hell out of here, but you all can thank, and I'm not joking, you all can thank M Cook for this.
All right.
And you should.
You should be thanking.
You should be kissing his ass is what I'm thinking.
You should be kissing his fucking ass.
But of course, you people are, and you're just a bunch of milky liquors that, you know, are ungrateful.
You don't even appreciate the freedoms that you take for granted every day in America.
Meanwhile, you've got people in Hong Kong that are about to die.
It's going to be Tiananmen Square 2.0.
Tiananmen Square 2.0.
These communist Chinese are going to murder these people because they want freedom and the communists want to oppress them with totalitarian communism.
They are singing the American National Anthem out there in Hong Kong.
They're waving the American flag.
Have some appreciation.
Vegeta, what does a scouter say about ghost shekels?
Immigrants and Open Borders00:04:08
It's over 1,000.
What?
1,000?
There's no way that can be right.
What are you talking about?
What the hell did you just say, Napa Vegeta?
What does the counter say about ghost shekels?
It's over 1,000.
What?
Over 1,000?
That can't be right.
What the fuck are you talking about, you idiot?
And stop counting my shekels, you idiot.
Stop counting my shekels.
It's none of your fucking business.
All right, look, we're going to watch the rest of this gumball.
All right, because this little gumball presentation, because I'm telling you right now, it needs to be heard.
And I'm going to go ahead and play it.
All right, so let's play the rest of it.
Once again, thanks to M Cook, all right, for saving radio graffiti.
Thanks for M. Cook for the $100 bill, y'all.
Here it is.
Let's play the rest of this.
Who live in countries with average incomes below that of Mexico?
That's 5,600 gumballs.
And so what is it that the elites are telling us?
They're telling us.
Hey, hold on.
We're learning something here.
We're learning something.
Here was this.
Semi-Slav.
If we let people in Hong Kong in, most of our dogs will be eating a fuck off, asshole, all right?
Shut up, all right?
That's fucking not funny.
Million immigrants that we somehow or another are tackling world poverty.
Double our immigration to 2 million a year, we couldn't make a noticeable difference.
And we may be really hurting the impoverished people of the world because the million that we do take are among the most energetic, often the better educated, certainly the most dissatisfied people that if they did not immigrate would be the agents for change to improve the lot of all the people in these countries.
The true heroes in the global humanitarian field are the people in these countries who have the wherewithal to immigrate to another country but instead stay in their countries to apply their skills to help their fellow countrymen.
Unfortunately, our immigration system tends to entice these very type of people to abandon their countrymen.
The impossibility of making even a dent is actually worse than it looks here.
Because last year, when we took 1 million immigrants, these countries added births over deaths 80 million more people into the impoverished population.
And this year, Congress is bringing in a million legal immigrants.
And this year, according to the United Nations, these countries are expected to add another 80 million people.
And next year, you can be quite sure that Congress will bring in another million immigrants.
And these countries, unfortunately, will be adding another 80 million people into these impoverished nations.
We could take 5 million a year, but we'd never get ahead of what's happening in these countries.
Not in this century.
Don't you see?
Did y'all hear that, liberals?
I hope that you liberals heard that, that you were like, I want open borders, and I think that we need to take in immigrants because we're going to tackle world poverty.
There it is right there, folks.
There it is right there.
Over 80% of the world lives on less than $2 a day.
And we pompous American people think that we are going to conquer world poverty.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I'm telling you, you liberals make me sick.
And that should tell you all that are American people.
You should be a little appreciative of the material you need to appreciate.
But, of course, many of you folks take it for granted.
KFC Manager Requests00:15:12
And I think it's damn sad.
I think it's damn sad.
You should be proud to be an American, and you should be ready to fight and die for those freedoms that are accorded to you by God that are in the Constitution.
Anyway, let's move on for Christ's sake.
All right, who else do we got here?
We've got Bob Bob Saget.
I'm not going to say what real word.
It's the F word, but, you know, baguette.
Let's put Bob Baguette.
Bob Baguette, what is this?
Semi-Slav.
The solution to poverty is Serengeti.
Jesus Christ, could you shut up?
Good God.
All right, Bob Baguette.
All right, here it is for an $18.66 bucker here.
Bob Baguette.
So let's go ahead and see what Bob Baguette has to say here.
What is this?
Hold on, what is it?
Cloudzack.
AGX Mang, here's my tribute.
Yes.
Hey, I appreciate it there, man.
I appreciate that.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Thank you, Cloudzack.
I really do appreciate it.
Dude, no bullshit.
Cheers to you.
Hold on.
What is this?
Bob Baguette just requested this.
Now, before I play it, I don't know what the hell this is.
So everybody just calm down and let's just make sure it's not some snake up the ass having stuff.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
This is requested by Bob Baguette.
Yes.
It's about 10 minutes ago.
Guy tried to break in my truck.
What?
What the fuck is this?
Yes.
He's a long-legged pesto Puerto Rican.
Ah!
Not this shit.
Oh, come on.
Sagittarius.
Ah, shit.
And this is white comedy, folks.
This is white comedy.
I don't have a dick, you prick.
Oh, shit!
Danny, what do you want for breakfast?
Yeah, this is white comedy.
White comedy right here.
Oh, for crying all out!
I said big idiots!
I have to live in a hell of a hole!
All you ever do is stay at home and play your tits and live your ass at the same time!
All right, all right.
I've had about enough of this.
I'll kick you in the ball!
Bitch!
All right, that's enough of this.
This is so stupid.
I mean, this is obviously some asshole thinking that he's doing some comedy, pretending to be a Tourette's idiot.
I mean, this is white comedy.
That's why I kept telling you folks, the minorities may have whites beat when it comes to comedic value.
I'm just saying.
All right.
There was nothing funny about that stupid video.
It's just some fucking old patched-haired having Kodger pretending that he has some kind of Tourette syndrome and trying to be funny.
It's pathetic.
All right.
It's utterly pathetic.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker here.
All right.
The next $18.66 bucker was requested by Ghost on a Friday night.
Ghost on a Friday night requested this.
All right.
What is this?
Ghost on a Friday.
What the fuck?
Ghost on a Friday night?
What the fuck is this shit?
Hey, come, come, come, baby.
NOOOO!!!
Another one! Another one! Another one! Another one!
OOOOOH jeeeaaa won't you fuck One in the hand, one in the finger, one more finger, one, one, one, two, finger.
What the fuck?
Let's give it a yield, snake.
What the fuck?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Look at the blood.
Look at the blood.
I mean, it's beautiful.
You see the poison running through.
You see it.
You see it?
Look at the coloration.
Look at the coloration, man.
There's a field.
It's like they come from Namibia.
Oh, my God.
I like this Amazon officer.
Fucking snake bites his ass.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
What the fuck is up with you people and the snaking in the ass crap?
I mean, seriously, man.
What is up with you people and this snake in the ass bit?
I mean, Jesus Christ, ghost on a Friday night, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, ghost on a fucking Friday night.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Go shove it up your ass.
Or you know what?
Maybe you shouldn't shove it up your ass because that's what you want to do.
I mean, shit!
All right.
I got to get another beer for Christ's sake, man, man.
I need more beer, man.
I need some more beer.
That's the only way I can make this goddamn freaking show palatable for Christ's sake.
You all out there are a bunch of cuckhold connoisseur, enema bag cleaning, sphincter fingering pieces of dog farting fetish, having anal secretion licking, pieces of seat sniffing, used urinal cake curator, belch breathing, pieces of phallic fluffing shit.
All right, that's what I think.
All right, give me my fucking goddamn beer bottle opener for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you people.
I mean, this is episode 95, man.
It's a baller Friday, for Christ's sake, man.
Why y'all gotta fuck with me like this?
I mean, seriously, man!
Why the fuck did...
Hey, I'm talking to you, turkey tits!
Why?
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Enough is enough.
I have had it with these edible snakes on this edible shelf.
Oh, fuck you, Samuel L. Jackson.
Go fuck yourself.
I know what you mean by that.
All right.
I know what the fuck you mean by that.
All right, let me move on.
All right, this next one, I can't even pronounce what the hell this is because it was written in some fucking foreign language.
And that's why I keep telling you people, if you're going to be donating just text-to-speech, you talk to me in American, you piece of shit.
Don't be talking to me in no goddamn fucking immigrant language.
All right, boy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me let me calm down.
Jesus.
You see, you're making me belch, man.
You're making me fucking belch.
All right, let's move on.
This is written in Russian or some shit.
Some rooski.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Left no message whatsoever.
All right.
It's in some roosky language.
And I wish that if you're going to do a text-to-speech, the least you could do is put it in goddamn American, you fucking dumbass.
All right, here it is.
This is by some rooski with some immigrant name that I can't pronounce.
All right, what is this?
Put the PC shut on.
What is this?
Hold on, put it.
Put the PC shut on.
What the fuck is this?
Blaster Master?
What the fuck is this crap?
What is this garbage?
Is this some kind of a fucking game?
Ah!
Oh, you fuck!
You fuck!
All right, that's it.
All right, that's enough.
I've had about enough of this shit.
I'm not doing it, man.
That's fucking disgusting.
I'm sorry, folks.
Once again, some fucking idiot, and of course, it had to be somebody in a roostie name, had to sit over here and do this shit.
Well, you know what?
Fuck all of you people, all right?
Fuck all of you people for Christ's sake, man.
All right, I'm telling you right now, I'm glad.
No!
Stop donating!
I don't give a shit what's echoing in harmony, dude.
Do not.
No more $18.66 bucker, okay?
No more $18.66 bucker.
I've had enough.
Fucking asshole.
Whoever the hell donated the last one, you're a sick son of a bitch.
All right?
You're a sick son of a bitch.
And I can't believe you, you fucking roosty prick.
All right.
Shut up.
Everybody shut the fuck up and don't tell me what to do.
All right.
Nobody, and I repeat, nobody tells me what to do.
So if 80% of the world live on less than two bucks per day, why are people so against knives and guns?
I don't know.
Because these people live in danger, right?
You would think that the left would appreciate it.
Yeah, you would think.
Because they care about people, right?
Yeah, you would think, right, Anonymous?
You would think that.
But of course, most leftists, if not all of them, don't care about people.
They care about themselves.
They care about themselves.
They don't care about people.
They care about themselves.
All right, really good wheel.
All right.
Really good relay requested this one here.
And this should be the last $18.66 bucker.
All right.
This should be the last one here.
They don't care about people.
What is this?
Shut up themselves.
Oh, man.
Not another relay.
All right.
Really?
How many relays?
How many fucking relays are there, dude?
Seriously, man.
I mean, come on.
What is this shit?
Jesus Christ.
Another relay?
How many relays?
I mean, seriously, how many relays are there, man?
How many relays?
I mean, come on.
What the fuck is this?
Jesus is right.
Get back to the show.
Don't clock me, you fucking baggage.
Don't clock me.
Don't you dare clock me, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Get back to the bus.
What the fuck is that?
Fuck you!
Don't fuck you!
That's not funny, man!
Fuck you!
It's not ill!
What the fuck is it?
What the fuck is that?
I can't believe you fucking picked it!
I can't believe you had a good God!
Fuck you!
It's not funny!
It's not ill!
Don't clock me, you piece of shit!
Don't clock me!
I'm totally you talking!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
What the fuck is the minority?
What the fuck?
I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm tired, Trey.
Oh, Jesus, Trey.
Trey.
Oh, you get your shit out of here.
Make it.
Get out of here.
Get off!
I mean, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck with all the relays, man?
All right, look, I've had enough, man.
Everybody look like, just stop fucking donating.
Everybody understand that?
Stop fucking donating.
Does everybody understand that?
Stop.
We've had enough, 18 bucker and 66 cent.
We've had enough of that shit, alright?
Does everybody understand that?
I've had about enough.
I've had about enough of this shit.
What, semi-slav?
God damn it.
What now?
Did you enjoy my octopus video, Ricka?
Fuck you.
Just fucking leave me alone already, alright?
Just leave me alone.
Let me do me.
All right.
Let me do me.
It's a Bowler Friday, man.
Good God.
Let me do me for a couple of minutes.
All right?
Let me do me for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Especially with me.
Come on.
KFC Manager Zero.
What the fuck does that mean?
Just fucking play this shit so we can move on, please.
So I can hurry up and do me.
Just play the shit so I can fucking do me.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
Just play it.
What is this?
KFC Manager requested this shit.
What is this?
Old school.
Old school.
All right.
I'll play it after KFC Manager old school.
What is this?
KFC Manager Zero?
What is this?
Oh, fuck.
No.
No.
Not fucking this sick demented shit.
Look at this sick demented anime garbage, man.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Do you see how sick these internet people are?
They're sick.
They're sick.
I mean, good God, they're sick.
I mean, who would request this shit, KFC Manager Zero?
Who would request this shit?
I mean, this is fucking disgusting.
This is fucking horrible.
This is fucking disgust.
Alright, that's enough of this shit.
You fucking sick-ass cartoon women fetish fruit bowls.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of you fucking people that are fucking freaked out with a goddamn cartoon women fetish.
You got a lot of fucking problems, man.
You got a lot of goddamn problems, all of you people.
Disgusting Chat Room Content00:02:54
All right, let's get to this last 18-bucker and 96.
18-bucker and 96 center here, all right?
This is by old school.
Okay, old school requested this one here.
What is this, old school?
What is this?
Old school.
What is this crap?
Fucking old school.
Oh, no.
Come on.
No, not it.
Why?
Why do you keep requesting this fucking song, man?
Are you trying to meme something?
Are you trying to suggest something in my fucking head?
Oh, God.
That suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play.
I'm going to lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll one day lay.
So this is all I have to say.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
Why do you keep requesting this song?
Seriously, dude.
This is a very depressing song.
And I don't understand why you keep doing it.
Oh, my God.
But as it works its way on him, the pain grows stronger, watch it breathe.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
And fuck you in the chat room that are saying, hint, hint, ghost.
Hint, hint.
All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
All right.
Let me do me here for about 10 minutes.
All right.
is almost 11 30 p.m it's like enough of this shit All right.
Enough of this shit.
And get suffering from life.
Suffering.
Get suffering is life out of here.
I'm tired of hearing him bitch and moan like some fucking old broad.
Get him out of there for Christ's sake.
Give me some drinks, all right?
Hey, hey, shut up.
Southside Gutter Trash00:02:23
The ghost show studios is not in a fucking trailer.
I don't know where the hell you fucking people get that shit, but you all need to calm your fucking asses down and stop making assumptions about this man right here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, hey, oh wow, Ghost is from San Antonio.
I am also from San Antonio.
Flipside records.
Are you talking about the one on Main Street where all the gay clubs are at?
Yeah, I know where Flipside is.
Yeah, no wonder you're called Flipside.
Jesus Christ, huh?
You like to flip the side, huh?
Huh?
Like to flip the side on your backside, spreading cheeks and saying, come on in, come on in, and shove it in and make me grin.
What is this?
You autists better appreciate your internet freedom while you can, because it will eventually become regulated and illegal for people that are under the influence of psychotropic drugs.
I'm telling you, you know what?
Anonymous is exactly right.
I think you need to listen to that anonymous dono right there.
All right.
I'm telling you, y'all better watch your asses.
Okay, y'all better watch your asses for Christ's sake.
All right.
No flip side records as in the music stores on Southwest Military.
What do I look like?
A fucking Mexican?
Why the hell would I be going on the Southside for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ, man.
The only thing that comes out of the South Side are drug addicts, criminalistic gang members, and prostitutes.
Okay, that's all you got on the south side.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not big on the south side, man.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I would never go on the south side for any reason.
It's just gutter trash.
I'm sorry.
It's gutter trash out there in San Antonio, Southside.
And if you happen to be in San Antonio, try to get as far away from the south side as you fucking possibly can if you have to go through it because it's bad.
All right.
It's bad.
All right.
Anyway, I am not a Mexican and I'm not on drugs.
Well, you know, if you're not Mexican and you're in the Southside, then you're pretty bad, bro.
Then you must have hooked up with a minority that put your life into a tailspin and now you're living in the Southside.
I'm just I'm just saying.
I'm just saying for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ, you're probably rolling around in your fucking car with no fucking insurance too, probably, huh?
Crotch Rocket Gas Tank00:02:34
I'm sure.
Here my drink.
She goes get I told you I'm doing me right now for Christmas.
Come on.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, can you just let me do me for a second, man?
And then, like, after I'm doing me, we can go to fucking Radio Graffiti because M. Cook donated $200 tonight so that you all can have Radio Graffiti.
And I think everybody should be a little bit appreciative of M Cook out here.
Because I'd have been gone a long time ago.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'd have been gone a long damn time ago.
All right, let's get to the anonymous one.
Anonymous.
What is this?
Another anonymous.
Remember when your son wanted to live on the south side to become a gangster?
Yeah, I do remember that very vividly, folks.
I remember that very vividly.
Anyway, anonymous for $18.66.
Let's see what the hell Anonymous requested for an $18.66 bucker.
What is this?
What the, ah! Anonymous!
What the fuck?
Hello?
Hello?
Come up out of there.
Come out of there.
We're going to be getting money down here.
Bowie in America.
Look at this fat fuck.
Look at this fat in the ass bastard.
Oh my god.
And why is there like a helium gas tank in the back of this pool?
I mean, this is brother blowin' balloons?
I mean, this is disgusting.
This guy's touching his fat gut.
He's touching his fat gut.
Oh, my God.
You got to be kidding me, dude.
I mean, this is horrible.
Helium Pool Incident00:15:35
All right, that's enough.
I mean, good God.
I mean, why would anybody record this and like make a video, put it on YouTube to think that it's going to get traction?
That, you know, this is like some big-time gangster shit.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, that's just fucking.
Is that a fucking crotch rocket?
God damn it.
I fucking hate crotch.
I hate those fucking bastards, man.
I'm telling you, one day they're going to flip me out and I'm going to put something on the road so they can wipe out.
I'm not even joking around because fucking they make me sick.
You know, they come around my neighborhood because they know that, you know, it's like, this never mind.
They can race and, you know, fucking, a lot of these fuckers like to bring their girls down there and they fucking do all these tricks on their crotch rockets and think they're so fucking badass.
Fucking hate crotch rockets, dude.
I hate them.
All right, let's move on to the next 18 bucker and 96 center.
Somebody put 18 bucks, 96 cents.
Let's go ahead.
Do it already, requested this.
All right, do it already.
What is this?
Do what already?
Do it already.
What is this?
What is this?
Gay club music is this gay club music?
Sounds like it.
Shackles can be even feared, especially when there are many.
Oh, nothing.
No, come on, dude.
Nothing.
Talk to me an American.
Boots and pants and boots and pants.
Okay, I don't get this.
I mean, this is all you wanted us to hear for Christ's sake.
What?
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
No, bitch, you shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking dirty whore.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Son of a bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
If you don't like it, leave and get your money back.
Fuck you.
Fucking dirty bitch.
What is this?
Crotch rocket removal.
Crotch rocket removal.
What the hell did you say?
Just use WW2 tactic that prompted the installation of a pole in front of Jeep bumpers.
Piano wire at neck height.
Oh, dude, come on.
Piano wire at neck height for the crotch rocket, son of a bitch.
Is that a little harsh?
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
Stupid dumb broad.
You shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you leave and get your money back?
Hey, hey, hey, that's enough.
All right, get this shit out of here.
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
Do it already.
Requested that.
Are you trying to tell me to shut the fuck up?
You shut the fuck up, all right?
And crotch rocket removal.
I don't know about piano wire at the neck.
That seems a little harsh.
Anyway, we're going to get to this other $18.66 bucker.
And this was requested by some fucking immigrant name that I can't, I don't know how to pronounce.
I don't know what it is.
But like I said, if you're going to be doing text-to-speech boy, the least you can do is talk to me in American, okay?
It's not that hard.
Okay?
It's not that hard.
Just fucking talk to me in America.
Don't talk to me in some fucking stupid immigrant language.
Okay?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go.
Let's go to this next one here.
This is, I don't know, by some immigrant.
I don't know the fucking name.
It's some fucking immigrant name.
It looks roosky.
It looks roosky to me.
I don't know what it is.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
Are you feeling it now, Donald Trump?
Donald Trump.
Are you feeling it now, Donald Trump?
Oh my god, good God, no!
Hello, Donald.
I'm a Norwell.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing now, Dharma?
Oh, my God.
This child has been pausehold.
Donald Trump, you know you want it.
I'm not Mexican, so you won't have to deport me.
So we have to be mad.
Oh my God, dude.
I love you so much, Donald Trump.
Single mother.
Single fucking mother is what I gotta say to that.
Hey, single fucking mother is what I gotta say to this, all right?
This dumb little fucking twink is acting just like his mammy.
You can hear it as he's acting like a fruit bowl for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, what the fuck was that?
What the hell was that?
You know that there's nothing but estrogen pumping through that fruity little body for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Oh, who requested this?
Some fucking immigrant.
I don't even know what the name is.
It's some fucking immigrant language that I can't fucking say.
All right.
That's why I keep telling you folks, if you're going to do something in text-to-speech, talk to me in American boy.
Talk to me in American.
Anonymous.
Another anonymous for $18.96 bucker.
All right, let's, I guess, dude.
I guess we'll go ahead and take this anonymous here.
I'm trying to do me.
You know, I'm trying to do me.
You know, drink a little bit.
I'm going to break out the tobacco.
And then maybe we'll do some shout-outs.
Then we'll go to Radio Graffiti.
But look at these people.
And look at what they're requesting on a fucking Mall or Friday, man.
Episode 95 of the Ghost Show.
This is it.
What's next?
What is this?
What is this?
Anonymous?
What is this?
Road Rage in Russia.
Hold on, what is it?
Hold on, what?
What?
Anonymous.
At least he loved your president.
Oh, fuck you with that sick, fucking twinky little boy.
Fucking at least he loved the prayer.
Go fuck yourself, Anonymous.
All right, what is this?
Road rage in Russia.
The hell is this?
Nobody cuts me off and gets away with it.
How are you driving?
What do I want?
Sorry, sorry.
Are you kidding me?
No shit.
What an idiot.
You fucking stupid, dumb rooski.
Now, no shit.
Major failed for Christ's sake.
He was going to be a tough ass rooski until he had the chopper pulled out on his ass.
They pulled out the chopper.
And all of a sudden, I am sorry.
Yeah, you're damn right.
You're damn right.
All right, listen.
Let me do me here for a minute, okay?
I'm going to sip on some beers.
I'm going to have a shot.
I'm going to break out the tobacco.
Okay.
Let me do me for 10 minutes.
And once we do that, we'll go ahead and go on to some chat room shout-outs.
And then, of course, we'll go ahead and do it up for Radio Graffiti, okay?
Is everybody happy?
And once again, I want to thank M. Cook, all right, for a $100 dono.
He's already donated $200 to this show, making it rain on these trolls, baby.
Making it rain on these trolls.
All right, I want to, everybody better thank him for having a radio graffiti because if it were up to me, I would have ended it right now.
And that would have been it.
And you all would have been lucky.
And let me tell you, y'all will still be lucky if I come back tomorrow for a Saturday night troll show.
Okay.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
All right.
And anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
I chugged that beer, baby.
Chug a lug, chug-a-lug.
And now that my beer glass is empty, you know what time it is, right, boys?
Hey, everyone, you know what time it is?
It's time for more beer!
Goddamn right, boy.
More goddamn.
What is that?
Semi-slav!
I am back.
Why?
Why?
For Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking cracking open my beer.
I'm trying to do me, and you got semi-slav over here.
Why don't you calm your ass down there, semi-slav?
All right, let me do me for a minute, for heaven's sake.
Let me do me for a fucking minute.
Fucking semi-slav.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I poured in my fucking beer.
Let's go ahead and go to semi-slav again and see what kind of sick-ass shit he's fucking doing now, all right?
What do you got for us now, there, semi-slav, for an $18.66 bucker?
What is this?
I'm almost afraid to play it.
What is this garbage?
Oh, no, man.
Come on.
Come on, semi-slav, you fucking bastard.
All right, just play it.
Put the PC shot on and just play the shit.
I mean, Jesus, fuck.
Oh, my God, no.
I'm good!
Good God.
How is this on YouTube?
How is this shit on YouTube, man?
I mean, good God.
And they banned me.
YouTube bans me.
Oh, my God.
Hey, what are these crabs?
Oh, don't stick a finger in the ass.
Oh, my God.
Alright, that's enough of this.
All right, that's enough.
Shut this shit off.
Shut this fucking shit off, for Christ's sake.
How is this shit on YouTube?
Seriously, man.
I mean, YouTube comes at me all the time, bans me, puts strikes on me, and yet they have sick shit like this openly available to download for anybody, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm getting tired of this.
And fuck you, semi-slav, you piece of shit.
I'm breaking out tobacco, man.
Give me my fucking pipe.
Give me my pipe.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta clean out this fucking pipe for Christ's sake.
And look, assholes, I'm breaking out tobacco, okay?
Anybody else that's trying to claim that it's anything else other than that, you don't know your fucking ass from your elbow, okay?
Got some new stuff here, too, boy.
I got some new tobacco.
And like I said, the person I score tobacco from is a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, boy.
You understand that?
He gets that good stuff, boy.
You know what I'm saying?
Woo!
Hey, what is this, anonymous?
Hey, ghosts.
What up?
Are you gonna be spending some time with us in the forum after the show?
We'll be discussing anime and pony.
Oh, fuck you.
When I was in the third grade, I knew I was gay.
No, how the hell did you know?
PX in the chat if you support pedophiles.
How the hell did you know at third grade that you were gay?
That's bullshit.
Mike Hawk is microscopy.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage between my legs.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The fuck are you talking about, boy?
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
It hangs down below my knee for Christ's sake.
And that's when I'm half cocked.
All right?
That's when I'm half cocked, for Christ's sake.
So don't be coming at me talking garbage garbage about me, boy.
All right?
I'd stick my wee wee up your mom's Vijay J, and it'll come out her mouth, boy.
I'm such a big fucking son of a bitch in that department.
All right, so don't you dare come at me trying to talk garbage at me, boy, because I'm telling you right now, I have no problem in that department whatsoever, boy.
All right, I'm tired of this shit.
Tired of this shit.
I'm out here.
I'm doing all this.
I'm doing all this goddamn shit.
What is this?
Tim to get hot.
Fuck you.
I'm not.
Look, I'm smoking tobacco.
Stop trying to say that it's anything else other than tobacco, okay?
All right, stop!
Kind of just soothe the fucking stress level that I'm under, for Christ's sake.
You...
You all have heard this Baller Friday show, haven't you?
It started off with goddamn technical difficulties, and now what?
What is it, Semi-Slav?
I'm so glad that Hurricane is washing out the minorities of Florida.
Ah, fuck off.
All right.
I don't condone what the hell Semi-Slav just said.
My thoughts and prayers are going out to everybody in Florida, and I'm telling them all to bunker down.
All right, protect your families, protect everybody, all right?
What is it, anonymous?
What is this?
Three bucker.
Like I said, ghost, my uncle played with my wiener a lot, and I lost.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, anybody who admits they're gay and they're a young person, the first thing that you need to ask them is who molested you?
Because how do you know you're gay unless somebody penetrated your body and massaged your prostate with a foreign object?
How in the hell do you know?
How the hell do you know?
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this tobacco for Christ's sake.
All right.
And what is this?
15 bucker?
I'm not cleaning.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
Hey, Zamboni driver, calm your ass down.
There's no more 15 buckers, okay?
Zamboni drivers, there is no more 15 bucker.
They are now $18.66 bucker, okay?
So you need $3.66 for me to play that.
Because for them pesos, I'm an a-hole, okay?
Jesus Christ, it says it.
Just scroll down.
Just scroll down a little bit.
And it says right there, you know, YouTube links share $18.66 center.
All right.
And remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Zamboni Driver Request00:09:36
And look, oh, look, everybody's calling me an overgrown shekel goblin now.
What is this?
I am so, fuck you.
I'm smoking tobacco.
All right?
I'm smoking tobacco for Christ's sake.
And why is everybody calling me Jew?
Why are y'all calling me Jew all of a sudden?
Why are you all calling me Jew?
I'm just saying, that's the new price.
It's not a 15 bucker.
It's $18.66 bucker, man.
And like I said, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this.
Fuck you people calling me a Jew.
I don't even know what the hell that means.
All right.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The not-so-wacky tobacco.
Shut up, asshole.
I hit the brain for a dollar.
Rip to Zamboni driver being scammed by ghost.
Also, ghost, what is the quality of that meth?
Fuck you.
All right.
Hey, look, there's Zamboni driver.
There's Zamboni driver right there for the $3.66 center.
So let's go ahead and watch Zamboni driver.
He says he's still not cleaning that up.
I don't know what the hell that means.
But let's listen to Samboni driver.
Hey, don't call me a shekel goblin asshole.
All right?
Don't call me a Jew or whatever the hell you're calling me in the chat room.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
So don't come at me, man.
It's an $18.66 bucker now.
It ain't no 15 buckers.
All right, let's go ahead.
Zamboni driver requested this while I'm trying to do me.
Zamboni driver requested this.
And what the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
You're not cleaning what up?
What is this?
What the hell?
Hockey.
a fucking hockey game back to the line get the back over the line here's the pass on into the Buffalo zone Oh!
Oh, my God.
No!
Oh, he slid his throat!
He slid his fucking throat!
Oh my god!
Turn it, Joe!
It slides fucking through!
He slid it fucking through!
Oh my god!
I can't show that shit!
I'm sorry, folks.
My sincerest apologies for people that weren't expecting that and thought that this was just a little bit of a fucking hockey content or some shit.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
He fucking got his fucking throat sliced.
You need to be in the oven, you filthy shekel goblin.
Oh, fuck you.
I need to be put in a fucking up and make fuck you, semi-slav.
Fuck you.
I mean, oh, God, I still have that fucking goalie.
You just got his throat slashed.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, dude.
That just.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disgusting.
I'm sorry, folks.
I did not mean to show that.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
That's what you wanted to show, Zamboni driver, huh?
Whoever the fuck you are?
That's what you wanted to show?
No, no, not another.
No!
Cool video.
quagmire just let me let me take a fucking sip of beer for heaven's sake all right let's move on I'm trying to do me here, okay?
I mean, the faster I do me, the faster I get some hits of tobacco, the faster I drink some goddamn alcohol in copious amounts, the sooner we'll get to the goddamn fucking radio graffiti, man.
But no, people keep fucking donating the $18.66 bucker, for heaven's sake, man.
Quagmire requested this.
All right, Quagmire.
He says this is a good video, or she, whoever it is.
I don't mean to assume you're gender.
But let's see what Quagmire requested for an $18.66 bucker up in here.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
I just figured out how to have sex with children and kill them.
Please tell me this doesn't have anything to do with them.
Sex with children.
What?
This is fucked up.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
Come.
What the fuck is what?
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
Come.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
And have sex with children.
What the fuck?
And have sex with children.
What the fuck is this shit?
Have sex with children and kill them.
And this is fucking disgusting, man.
And this is on YouTube.
And this is on YouTube.
Have sex with children and this is on YouTube.
I mean, good God.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
Oh, my God.
Don't let Ashleen come to Lamika Syndrome.
I'm infected by coming down here, oh my god.
I gotta stop this, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right, I gotta stop that.
I mean, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
Quagmire requested that.
What the fuck was that, man?
That's some kind of MK Ultra bullshit.
And I don't really appreciate you idiots that are out here trying to, you know, subject us to that.
All right?
I don't appreciate that one fucking bit.
One goddamn bit whatsoever.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Now listen.
Enough of the $18.66 bucker.
Let me do me.
All right?
Let me do me here for a couple of minutes.
And then we'll go ahead and move on to some goddamn Twitter or fuck Twitter.
A fucking chat room shout outs.
And then we'll go ahead and go to Radio Graffiti, okay?
All right?
But enough.
Enough of the $18.66 bucker, okay?
And listen, don't fucking clock me.
All right.
This is my show.
This is my Baller Friday.
The show has my name on it.
The Ghost Show.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
So don't sit here and talk garbage to me, boy.
You're my goddamn beer.
You know what?
Fuck the beard.
Give me a fucking shot.
Where's my shot glass?
Give me a fucking shot.
Christ's sake.
That's what the hell I need.
I need a goddamn shot, for heaven's sake.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I have to drink copious amounts of alcohol to deal with you fucking milky liquors, man.
You all are a bunch of transgender turd burglars from where I'm standing, boy.
Fucking assholes.
Bunch of mud-butt-licking pieces of fucking Jared Fogel flapjack-kitted fruity fucking pedophile-looking bastards is where I'm fucking looking at you from, boy.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here.
We got enough of this.
All right.
Hold on.
Just get a little bigger shot than that.
I want a double shot.
Give me a double.
All right.
Give me a double on the double.
All right.
Before you get into some big fucking trouble.
All right?
All right.
Here it is right here.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this shit?
Spilling some of this alcohol all over the fucking machinery here.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right, here it is.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to this broadcast right now.
I want to say cheers to the real fans, the real fans that are out there that have been with me since the beginning, baby.
Cheers to you guys.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle and definitely want to say cheers to the capitalist army, baby.
All right, the cap, Richard McConnell.
Okay, this is too much.
These spiders are out of the way.
I guess I'm going to have to burn the whole house down now.
What the fuck are you talking about?
These damn things.
Spider, spider, spider, spider.
Hey, hey, hey, calm your ass down there, Richard McConnell.
Weaving spiders come not here.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.
Weaving spiders come not here.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Selling User Data Claims00:15:42
Here's a fucking double shot on the double.
Cheers, man.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Nothing like a fucking nice shot to invigorate the system.
You know what I'm saying?
To invigorate the system, baby.
I don't know what it is about a shot.
You know, you have a few beers, you throw a shot in there, and you can just feel it, man.
It just kind of just kind of calms your nerves and it just kind of calms your body.
I'm going to take another hit of tobacco up in here, and hopefully this will be some cool stuff.
And hey, by the way, let me tell you all this again.
We do have a new forum on ghost.report.
All right.
We do have a forum.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
So for all you folks, all you got to do is go to Ghost Forum right here.
And then it'll go to right to the ghost, you know, report forum.
Here it is.
Very, very easy to do.
And we've got 109 users as it is.
And by the way, don't be posting any weird, fucking sick pornography.
You're going to get banned.
You're going to get your ass kicked off.
And that's all there is to it.
All right.
And by the way, we're going to do some wrap-ups on these forums.
So some of the best posts.
I'm going to be able to go over them.
We're going to go through them.
So if anybody has any kind of fucking stupid pictures to see, they're doing some fan art or something of that nature.
We'll be able to do some stuff.
We'll be able to go through some shit.
We'll be able to do some forum wrap-ups and add that as a component to the broadcast.
All right.
So anyway, go ahead and go to ghost.report and add that to your bookmarks.
Add that to your favorites, folks.
It's the official website of yours truly.
So whatever happens to whatever stream I'm streaming currently on Vaughan.live, I was at YouTube.
Regardless of what happens to me anywhere, you can always find me there.
Once again, http://ghost.report.
And go ahead and add that to your bookmarks.
Add that to your favorite.
Am I going to start charging for the forum?
No, I'm not going to charge for the forum, you idiot.
All right.
Come on.
I'm not charging.
It's there for everybody to go take a look at and participate in.
All right.
Just hope people don't abuse it.
All right.
Because, you know, it just, you know, we got a lot of freaky trolls here.
So it is what it is.
We're not going to be charging nothing.
Anybody can participate.
All they got to do is just sign up.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
It's Ghostler Exposed.
Ghost is against porn.
Gay confirm.
Well, I'm not against pornographic material, but my, I want to be honest with you.
I don't want any pornographic material on my damn forum post.
I don't care whether it's hetero, homo, transgendered, non-binary, bulldyke, butch.
I don't care what kind of pornographic material it is.
We don't want to have none of it.
Okay, because it's disgusting.
And I'm not selling nobody's data.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm selling data.
Nah, who the fuck?
Who the fuck said that?
Moonman president.
I'm selling fucking data.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
What a fucking jerk off.
What a fucking.
I'm selling data.
What a fucking jerk off.
I am not selling data for Christ's sake.
Spider spider, these damn things are all over me.
Send help.
Spider spider.
Hey, Richard McConnell, what are you talking about, dude?
What are you talking about?
Weaving spiders.
Come not here.
And get that fucking idiot.
Get that idiot out of here.
All right.
Don't be posting fucking links of other shit in here.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look, I just, y'all were talking about how you wanted a forum.
You wanted a place so that y'all can like communicate with each other.
Now, look, y'all can be all trolly and all that that you want, but I'm telling you, don't be fucking pushing the boundaries like putting fucking cocks and asses and all that shit in the forum.
That's all I'm saying for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's all I'm fucking saying.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, it's for everybody.
It's for free.
I am not going to charge.
Why do y'all think I'm going to charge for the forum, dude?
I'm not going to charge for the forum.
All right.
I'm telling you all this right now.
I am not charging for the forum.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on.
I mean, I'm just trying to give you guys good news.
And here you are.
You can fucking telling me that I'm selling your fucking information like I'm Mark Cuckerberg or some shit.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm fucking Google or something.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, support the forum is right, dude.
It's just a free forum, man.
All right.
Maybe we can have some conversations about things that, you know, through the through the board post.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
I am not selling data.
I'm putting that right now.
I am not selling anyone's data.
Don't believe these assholes.
I am not selling anyone's data.
These guys are just being dicks.
They're being trolls.
All right.
That is just a website so that people that like the broadcast can find out where the hell I am if I'm banned from yet another service.
Do you understand?
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
Go selling that.
I am not selling data.
Shut the fuck up.
It's a fucking website.
So just in case I'm banned from somewhere else, you can find me at a place where I'm not going to get banned.
It's my fucking website.
Jesus Christ.
That's what Zuckerberg said too.
Look, fuck yourselves, dude.
Seriously.
Go fuck yourself.
I know you're trolling now.
All right.
Just shut up.
Quit selling data.
Go fuck you, dude.
Seriously.
Fuck all of you.
I'm sitting here.
I'm putting a forum post so that people can participate in the show without having, you know, just participating, you know, talking about it, having a community, a forum post.
And here you all are thinking I'm going to sell your fucking data.
I mean, you've got to be fucking shitting me.
All right, go fuck yourself.
I'm not listening to you people in the chat room anymore.
All right, seriously, I'm not listening to you people.
I may charge for the chat room.
How about that since you people are pissing me off?
How about that?
How about a little bit of that?
I'll start charging for the fucking chat room since you people want to be a bunch of dickheads.
Do my fucking drink.
Oh, look at that.
People didn't like that one.
Oh, sell out, you Jew.
Yeah, you didn't like that one, didn't you?
Oh, mega Jew.
Yeah, you didn't like that one, didn't you?
Anonymous, I know you don't want it to be a porn forum, but I think that you should have a category, one category where people can share their favorite Instagram fans.
No, fuck no, fuck no, and fuck you.
What is this?
Support me, Er.
I mean the forum by joining.
Thank you, everyone, for your support.
Fuck you, Mark Zuckerberg.
I am not selling anyone's data, okay?
I'm putting that on the record now.
Don't listen to these troll dicks in the chat room.
I am not selling anyone's data.
All right, they're fucking lying.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm selling people's.
I can't believe you people would fucking say some bullshit like that, man.
All right.
I can't believe you people.
Shut up about the data selling.
I'm not selling data.
Shut the fuck up.
Good God.
Give me my drink.
I mean, the only way I can paddle with this fucking shit is just continuing to drink beer.
And, you know, I just shot a double shot for Christ's sake.
And here I've got these assholes thinking that I'm selling data or some bullshit.
I am not.
It's a free forum.
Anybody can join if you want to participate.
All right.
Don't be an asshole or I'm banning your ass.
Okay?
It's free.
All right.
I've had enough of you people.
All right.
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I started getting telemarketers after I signed up.
Fuck you.
All right.
Go fuck yourself, you troll.
I started getting telemarketer call.
Go fuck yourself, man.
You see, I can't believe you people, man.
I can't fucking believe you fucks, man.
I'm serious.
I can't believe you fucking people.
Because you're going to have people that are just tuning into the show, you know, right now that have just tuned in for the first time.
And they're going to believe you fucking shitheads.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking, man.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Serbian nephew.
Why are you talking shit about Mark Vaughn?
Take Mark Vaughn's philosophy.
Do zero advertisement and complain about lacking ad revenue.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean, dude?
I mean, Mark Vaughn is a cool dude, man.
I mean, I'm glad that he's able to create this venue so that I can come out and be me without having censors trying to censor me up, man.
All right, because I, you know, come on, man.
I mean, you can't censor this broadcast.
You censor this broadcast.
It's like, you know, fucking censoring the fucking Scarface to make it more television friendly for like NBC.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more drink.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
What is this?
Heim sailing data.
The fuck.
Listen, assholes.
Shut the fuck up, assholes.
Shut up.
Anonymous.
If you sign up to the forum, use a VPN.
Ghost is selling your fucking data to Russians.
You fucking idiots.
All right.
I'm not selling data.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not selling data.
Fuck, man.
It's free.
Anybody can go right now to Ghost.report and they can sign up to the forum.
All right.
And we can have some conversations or something.
All right.
And by the way, we have a system on there.
If you like someone's posts, make sure to give them a thumbs up.
Okay.
Make sure to give them a thumbs up.
We've got a very good system going on to where, you know, if people get a lot of thumbs up, I may give them something.
You know, I may send them something for being good contributors to the goddamn forum posts.
So if you see those thumbs up, it's a part of people's profiles and shit.
So I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying, look at a thumbs down all ghost posts.
Yeah, real fucking funny, you idiot.
All right.
Selling click data?
All right.
Fuck the fuck off.
Selling click data?
All right.
Never mind.
Forget it, dude.
I'm just trying to make the community a little bit more interactive, a little bit more fun.
And you people are getting so paranoid.
I am not selling data.
What is this?
I... still... data... I... I'm not... fucking...
just shut up!
All right.
Shut up about the data for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus fucking shit.
Just shut up about the fucking data already.
Good fucking God, dude.
I mean, seriously, good fucking God.
You know, I'm regretting making that free forum for you idiots.
You know that?
I'm really starting to regret that, son of a bitch.
I'm sitting over here trying.
All right, I'm sitting over here trying for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you right now, I can't believe this.
I can't believe this for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, you people, I'm looking at the forum now.
You people are posting fucking malarkey, all right?
No one listen to this shekel goblin.
He is selling our data as well as sending phishing links.
Fuck you, semi-slav, all right?
Fuck you.
You're lying your ass off.
That's a fucking lie.
Don't listen to this piece of shit.
All right.
I mean, this is the guy who's sending fucking links to videos of animations of ass itches and anal fucking worms and shit like that.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my fucking smoke.
All right.
Hear my smoke.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All you people with all this fucking, I stole your dad.
Go fuck your mother.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
I buy that for a dollar.
How much is Putin paying you?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
This is my goddamn website.
All right.
This is my goddamn website for Christ's sake, man.
Why in the fuck are you people fucking making this lie that I'm doing shit that I'm not doing?
Seriously, man.
Why are you saying I'm doing shit I'm not doing for Christ's sake?
Because I'm not doing shit.
All right.
I have supplied you guys a free fucking form.
It's free.
I mean, you don't have to pay anything.
All right?
I don't have to pay anything.
I mean, look at that.
Put the PC shot on.
You see, look at all these people that are on there.
Look at all these people.
Look at all these people.
You don't have to fucking pay anything, dude.
All right.
It's a free forum.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, what is this, Jackler?
You still haven't given the top donators of the first half of the year something special.
Why should we believe that you'll do something special for high-level people?
God, Jesus Christ.
Don't worry about what I'm doing here for the first half.
Remember, we're about into the six-month period or a little over the six-month period from when we started at the beginning of the year, okay?
So why don't you calm your ass down, Jackler, okay?
And by the way, I mean, do you think I want to give you something?
I mean, I know I may have to because you've been a big donator, but you think I want to give you something?
All the fucking garbage you put me through for Christ's sake?
All those stupid goddamn fucking songs you make and make me look like a jag off for Christ's sake.
You think I want to do that?
King Williams District Ads00:15:24
You pay with your personal information.
Ha ha ha.
No.
Just shut up, dude.
All right.
Just shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
Seriously, man.
Everybody just shut up.
Jesus Christ.
And look at all the.
I'm not fucking selling your data for the fucking 800th time.
I'm not selling data.
Okay?
Jesus Christ.
It's a fucking simple farm post, for heaven's sake.
give me my drink man fuck all you people man i'm not I'm not even joking around.
Go fuck yourselves, all right?
Go fuck yourself for Christ's sake.
And all ghosts will dox us.
I'm not going to dox anybody, you idiot, all right?
There's people that fucking, you know, fuck with me that have bought shit from me, okay?
That I know they're, dude, I'm not going to dox anybody, all right?
Don't listen to these fucking idiots.
I'm a professional, okay?
I'm a professional capitalist.
Okay?
And what is this?
Hey, Jackler, your autism is showing.
Nothing in life is free.
Obviously, ghost is selling your information.
Go fuck yourselves.
That's what the forums are for.
Go fuck yourselves, man.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
Jesus Christ.
What prevents you from doxing?
I'm not going to.
You're my fuck.
You people listen to me, dude.
Why the fuck would I do that?
For people that appreciate the broadcast, and even though you're all a bunch of fucking trolls.
Ghost is a filthy furry who's selling our data to Nigerian apes.
Never trust a furry.
I'm not a fucking furry.
I fucking hate furries, dude.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Where do you get this information that I'm a fucking furry?
I think furries are a fucking disgusting group of people that are just a bunch of fatties and uglies that want to participate in sexual deviant behavior, but just don't want to show their fat, ugly bodies.
So what do they do?
They put the stupid fucking mascot on.
All right.
They put a mascot on and then they go and do part that participate in all kinds of sexual deviant behavior for Christ's sake.
All right.
And what is this?
Selling your data to Travada.
Who the fuck did that for two bucks?
Selling data to Gravada.
Who the fuck did that shit?
I'm not selling data.
Okay.
Can we just get that through our fucking thick skulls now?
All right.
I'm not selling data.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Ghost, what is it like living in San Antonio's gay community?
You know, the King Williams district.
What's wrong with the King Williams district?
There's nothing gay about the King Williams district.
You know how much it takes to live in the King Williams district, dude?
I mean, you got to drop at least close to a mill at the minimum to live in the King William District, baby.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, King Williams District ain't nothing gay about it.
Lot of money out there in the King William district.
Hell you talking about, boy, Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
There's nothing gay about the King William District, dude.
It's fucking buttons.
That's where fucking rich people are living.
I don't know what this guy's talking about.
I don't know.
He's a Southsider.
I think who I think, what's his name?
Preparation Age.
He's some Southside trash, so he doesn't know what fucking class is if it hit him in his fucking dumb Mexican burrito eating face.
All right, so you know, don't don't don't don't listen to this idiot when it comes to like, oh, the gay part of town is a King Williams district.
ISIL data?
Fuck off, man, with the fucking data shit.
I am not going to sell data.
Don't listen to these fucking idiots.
Jesus Christ, man.
And listen, the King William District is not a gay fucking area, okay?
You want to know where the gay area is?
It's on Main Street in San Antonio, okay?
All you got to do is just go from downtown Main Street and keep going in for about a mile, maybe a mile and a half, and you'll find you can probably smell the stench of STD in the air.
You could sell the semi-slav.
Yeah, ghost is selling our data.
Ghost is a furry racist.
Yeah, a wheelchair-bound alcoholic.
Ghost is selling our data.
I'm not selling fucking data, assholes.
And semi-slav, I don't know where the fuck you've come from, dude, but you're starting to piss me the fuck off.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right, you're starting to really piss me the fuck off.
All right?
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
All I'm just trying to, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just trying.
I'm just, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
And, you know, you people are fucking, you just skew shit in a way that is fucking completely ridiculous just because you want to be trolls about it.
You know what I'm saying?
And what the fuck?
Fuck you, Serbian Neptune.
Why the fuck am I getting gay porn sent to my inbox?
Because you're fucking watching some fucking gay pornographic material, you sick bitch.
All right.
Well, what did you send your email to, huh?
Chicks with dicks?
Huh?
Is that what you got?
Fucking dolls with balls, huh?
Slag with a meat bag, huh?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me move on hold on.
He says ghost.
I don't live in the south side I live in a small town outside of San Antonio, and I'm not a beaner.
Well, first of all, I don't appreciate you calling a burrito eating Mexican a beaner.
And secondly, if you live in a small town outside of San Antonio, why don't you keep your stupid, dumb, shit-kicking hickass over there and stop trying to intermix with us city folk?
Do you understand what I'm saying there, Hillbilly?
Huh?
You understand what I'm saying?
All right, go out there and hump a dead cow or some shit.
Go out there and get your first piece of poo with a piece of sheep or something and get the fuck out of here and stop trying to talk garbage to me.
All right, Jesus Christ.
You know, just shoving up your ass.
All right.
And hey, who the hell is this clean American?
Please stop, please.
What do you want to stop?
What do you want to stop?
Get this fucking idiot out.
He's just fucking spamming.
Get him out of here.
Get his ass out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, what is this?
Semi-Slav.
I'm an expert at computer security, so nice trying to scam me with forums.
Joke is on you now because we all know you're a furry.
Once I release your secret, Oh, fuck yourself.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And what is this?
Ice L Data.
Shut the fuck up, man.
I am not going to sell data.
I put the forums up for you, pieces of crap, so that you can have another avenue of interactivity, for Christ's sake.
That's what I did it for.
That's what I did it for.
I'm not selling data or whatever the fuck these assholes are talking about.
Shut up your ass, man.
Fuck, man.
I'm not a fucking furry either.
I hate furries.
I think furries are a waste of human flesh.
All right.
Trying to cover their meatbag up with a mascot outfit.
All right.
Jesus fucking shit.
Listen, enough, okay?
Please stop.
Stop spreading these lies or I'm not having a goddamn Saturday Night Troll show, man.
I put up the forum post for you guys, man.
I'm not selling data.
Don't listen to these fucking idiots, okay?
I mean, I want people to participate, man.
Post some shit, all right?
If you like a post, put a thumbs up.
I mean, we've got a pretty good point system going on there, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Preparation H, you know, you're talking a lot of garbage.
What fucking little small town are you at there, boy?
I'll be more than happy to take a drive down there and go kick your ass, bang your wife.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, Tim McCrab.
There are many, many.
Hold on.
I'd be on the miles with that yak.
Let me tell you something.
I'll go down to your small town, beat your ass, fuck your wife, kick your dog, and drown your goddamn goldfish, you piece of shit.
What is this?
Anonymous.
Technically, your forum ain't free, ghost, because I had to sign up for Express VP.
I'm gonna fuck you, you idiot.
Fuck off.
107 posts leaked to the highest bidder.
All right.
Go shut up, all right?
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
And by the way, Preparation H, you're the type of tard, okay, that leaves roach carcasses all around your fucking apartment or around your house just to show living roaches you mean business.
That's how fucking much of a tard you are, you son of a bitch, all right?
I mean, that's how much of a goddamn small town folk you are, all right?
So don't come at me talking garbage to me, boy, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
Tim McCrab requested an $18.66 bucker out here, and he said, I'd be on the miles with that yak.
What the hell does that mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Semi-Slav ghost furry outfit is that of a blue husky with gray tint and blue eye.
Dude, I think furries are pieces of garbage.
Do you understand?
I think furries are the fucking like leftover shit on the waffle of your fucking bottom of your boot.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck else do we got?
Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrav needs to fucking do an $18.66 bucker.
What is this, Tim McCrav?
Hold on.
I hate.
You know what?
Here, put the PC shot on.
I hate Shannon Sharp.
Shannon Sharp has been a fucking loudmouth piece of garbage ever since he was a player.
And I don't understand why he even got a show.
It's bad that Skip Bayless needs the money because I hate this fucking stupid ghetto-fied piece of note-know-how-to-spoken Shannon sharp bullshit.
So, what is this, Tim McCrab?
I built a mile that yanked hard yesterday, Skip.
I built him miles and hen dog, and now y'all got problems with me.
I'm telling you, Tim McCrabb requested this one.
Hold on, we got a fucking fucking ad in the middle of this shit.
We got a fucking ad.
Oh, we got the ad at the end.
All right, get it off for Christ's sake.
We got an ad at the end.
Sorry about that.
And then stop laughing for Christ's sake.
Hey, cheers to Tim McCrabb.
That was actually pretty funny, dude.
That was actually pretty funny for Christ's sake because I don't like Shannon Sharp.
I thought he was an ignorant piece of trash back when he was a player.
And now he's a commentator for sports.
Good lord.
All right, good lord.
All right, listen.
It's about almost 12:30 a.m. on a baller Friday, episode 95 of the Go Show.
And listen, I'm on a mixed bag on whether or not I'm going to show up for the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
I'm telling you that right now.
All right, get Serbian Neptune out of it.
Get him out of here.
All right, get him out of here.
I'm tired of him.
Get him out.
See, I try to be cool with people.
I try to be cool with people.
And yet, you know, every time you try to be nice, this is the kind of shit you get, you know.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Wait, hold on.
I'm not bailing out again.
All right, what?
What?
Y'all want me to come here for a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, huh?
Y'all want to do some more date lines?
Y'all want to do some Insta Thoughts?
Huh?
Y'all want to do some things like that?
I mean, I'm just I'm just saying oh Well, we'll see what happens.
All right.
I mean, y'all have really fucked up my Baller Friday today.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
It's episode 95, baby.
Episode 95.
We're almost to 100.
We got it.
I'm going to do something special for the 100th episode of the Go Show.
And, you know, maybe we'll give away some things to some people.
All right.
Fucking Jackler, if you can fucking shut your yap.
Anyway, what's going on?
Khabib Nagamarov, Chris Hansen.
No way.
No way Chris Hansen is going after Ice Poseidon.
That's got to be a troll, Khabib.
Is that for real?
Or is that serious?
That Ice Poseidon is going to be looked at by Chris Hansen.
I mean, you know, because listen, for the folks that don't know, there have been allegations that Ice Poseidon has been talking to someone who is Allegedly 13 or 14 years old and has been trying to,
through email and correspondence, you know, kind of coach and kind of groom this 13 or 14 year old to participate in some obvious sexual deviant behaviors and that sort of thing.
Ice Poseidon Investigation00:02:01
So if that's the case, then, you know, Ice Poseidon is a piece of trash.
All right.
I'm serious.
I mean, Ice Poseidon is a sick piece of garbage.
And I'm glad Chris Hansen is going after these people.
All right.
Khabib, it's 100% real.
Did you see him speak to Blade?
I didn't see the whole Blade interview.
I know Blade was going to be interviewed, but I'm not too sure if Blade is going to have anything against him.
Even though we saw, you know, the footage that we saw on the Saturday Night Troll show, or was it, I think it was this past Monday is when I showed it.
I think that nothing's going to happen based upon the fact that Gucci's decided to stay on the RV four days after the alleged incident happened.
Now, Ice Poseidon, on the other hand, there's a lot of circumstantial evidence that had been circulating around a bunch of different forums.
And in my personal view, it looks pretty damning if those pieces of evidence are accurate.
So now that Chris Hansen is focusing his attention on this, I think at this point in time, it's going to get very serious because, you know, I really feel.
Listen, I've watched Ice Poseidon.
Okay.
I thought that he innovated as far as in real life streaming is concerned.
I thought he was an innovator in that regard.
But every time he was around children, and you can look at every time, every single time, he was rather bizarre around children.
Rather bizarre around young females, etc.
So I was not really happy whenever Ice Poseidon would get young people coming up to him.
And in my opinion, I just didn't like it, dude.
But now that fucking Ice Poseidon is going to be investigated by Chris Hansen, good God.
In Real Life Streamers00:10:27
All right.
I mean, isn't this like memeing coming into reality?
Fucking memeing coming into reality, for Christ's sake.
All right, let me smoke a little bit.
Oh, hold on.
CX beats GX.
Oh, come on, dude.
All right.
CX is dead.
Even Ice Poseidon, even Ice Poseidon said it.
CX is dead, dude.
It's gone.
It's over.
It's finished.
It's GX, baby.
All right.
It's GX for ghost, baby.
I buy that for a dollar.
Serious listeners, what are some skills that can generate wealth?
Well, you know, there's a lot of things that we're doing.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Sergeant Peppa.
All right.
Let me get, hold on, let me get to these.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Blade first, ice, then ice, then Bjorn, them ghost.
Meme magic is real.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, Sergeant Peppa, hold on.
I'll get to your $18.66 bucker in just a second.
Serious listener, what are some skills that can generate wealth?
Well, first of all, you have to figure out how to make money.
Okay, so like you got to be gainfully employed so that you can make money, sustain your life, which means paying your rent, paying your food, paying your electric, paying your internet, paying all that stuff, and saving.
Okay.
And what's really sad, look, I don't want to say that this is going to be a boomer rant.
I know you idiots are going to be in the chat room saying, ghost is going to another boomerang.
But you young people that have had so much time living with your parents rent-free.
And this goes to the millennials specifically because these millennials, I mean, they're still living with their parents and they're in their 30s.
How come you didn't work a job?
And how come you didn't save all the money?
All right, or hell, 80% of the money that you would have worked for since your mommy and daddy are paying all your bills.
How in the fuck could you not have saved an astronomical amount of cake so that you in your 30s, instead of being an obnoxious idiot that's still living under your mother's skirt, you'd be out there making money moves.
You know what I'm saying?
Making some serious economic moves.
It just kills me that you fucking dumb young people that have lived with your folks didn't figure out how to make money and then save it since mommy's going to pay for the light.
Mommy's going to pay for the rent.
Mommy's going to pay for the food.
I mean, why didn't y'all save your money during this time?
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
This is nothing bad.
I promise.
Okay.
All right.
We'll see that.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's.
I have a lot of these fuckers now that have that have just decided to, you know, come now.
What is it?
CX beats GX for $18.96.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell this is here.
Let's go ahead and see this.
All right.
Here it is.
Oh, no.
Come on.
CX is dead.
All right.
It's dead, dude.
All right.
CX beats GX requested this, but CX is dead, dude.
Again, it goes without a game.
It's dead.
It's gone.
GX.
With so many big names out there.
I'm sure everyone has their favorite.
CX in the chat.
When I ride through it, when I ride through it, I see it.
It's dead.
It's over.
And not to mention, look at the fruiters, dude.
I mean, look at the limp.
What is that?
Is that an elbow there?
I mean, these are soy boys, dude.
I mean, you know, where are some fucking badasses that are going to be like fucking kicking ass and taking names out of you?
CX in the chat.
No, let me see you do that nothing, baby.
It's a friend.
Hello, it is me, a friend.
My collectible item that is got an Rich motherfucker and I work from home.
But the London came back with the golden norm.
Uploading videos on Google Chrome.
Go incognito mode when I get the bone.
Feel like I want a lottery.
Cause I make more than the toughest in my country.
CX is GX.
All right.
I think we've had enough of this.
It's GX, baby.
All right.
CX is dead.
CX is dead.
CX in the chat.
What is this?
Interdimensional circle.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
Khabib Nagamarov.
By the way, did you see someone stole your GX idea?
Look up GX Network.
Someone took it and is using it to host CX.
Do you run this website or did someone steal it?
Yeah, they stole it, but it's not a big deal.
You know, I'm not going to stick with GX.
I'm just throwing that in the air to desecrate CX.
Huh?
But thank you for noticing that because that may be useful in the future litigation or something.
Anyway, let's go ahead and listen to this.
Hello, this is me, a friend from 1738.
I'm playing RuneScape on Getting Waves in the kitchen with your mother.
I'll fuck you up.
What is this, Anonymous?
What is this?
We're never getting radio graffiti, are we?
Buy that for a dollar.
CX more like CP LOL.
Look, I have to admit, dude, you know, it doesn't look good for ICE.
It doesn't look good at all.
I always thought he was weird when it came to, you know, interacting with children and shit.
So, you know, it is what it is.
And by the way, the in-real life streamers, I do watch these guys.
Don't get me wrong.
You know, Bjorn, Blade, you know, ICE.
I don't even know if you can count ICE anymore.
But in real life streamers, I go out and I watch them because I appreciate that type of content.
But I think that the people that are doing it now, it's such at the beginning that that's why the people that have the balls to do it are people that have nothing to lose right now.
I mean, you take a look at Bjorn and Blade and ICE and EBZ.
You take a look at all these people and you find a constant in them.
It's the fact that they have nothing to lose.
So why not, you know, put my shit on fucking, you know, stream and try to make as much money as I can, etc.
And what's sad about that is that we're just seeing the infancy of in-real life streaming.
In my opinion, I think that when more and more people, I'm talking cooler people, people with more influence and, you know, people that have more exciting lives, when those folks start gravitating towards in-real life streaming, I think that we're going to be looking back on like Bjorns and EBZ and Blades is like a joke, unfortunately, because I mean, you notice that the only people that in real life stream are very fucked up individuals.
They're very, very fucked up.
Now, I watch them because I look at Blade like a train wreck.
I like Bjorn, but you know, Bjorn unfortunately has, you know, whatever's going on with this RV trip, it's been bad luck ever since they started this RV4 trip.
And I mean, what happened today?
They're fucking their RV caught on fire today.
Their RV caught on fire.
So I'm just saying, you know, I like Bjorn.
I just think that he fell victim to being a part of a bad situation, especially with the Gucci situation.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that we're just seeing the infancy of it right now.
And I think in real life streaming has a hell of a lot more to offer.
We just need cooler fucking people that have fucking, you know, it doesn't even have to be a good life.
You just have to be a good person.
You got to be a person that wants to do something at all times.
And I just don't think that right now, the folks that are doing things at all times want to broadcast that.
So anyway, I don't mean to say anything bad against the current in-real life streamers.
I'm just saying they all have a constant, which is they have a lot of problems.
You know, I mean, they have a major problem.
I mean, fucking EBZ doesn't know whether he's gay or not.
Bjorn, he's somewhat of an alcoholic.
What is this?
Because of Faggot, BoneClinks the Twink, and Fat Ass Spam.
They're both stuck in the late 90s and they're high-witted humorous.
Yeah, I agree with that.
All they do is bar streams and cucking the content.
They need someone to lead or manage them, like Casey.
But he's a faggot too.
I agree.
Casey's, you know, I think that he has got a little bit of his wife's money, old Casey, and, you know, he's using and abusing it.
And he thinks that he can get ahead of the game.
He's trying to get a piece of the future money of in real life.
I think in real life streaming is the future of entertainment.
Because you can't, let's put it this way.
Whatever happens on live streams, it happens because of a spontaneous reaction to something.
Whether it's somebody donating a freaked out dono or it's somebody you know hitting up something personal in the chat.
I mean, people have to spontaneously react and not too many people know how to spontaneously react.
And that's why it's boring.
That's why a lot of these in-real life streamers, you've got to watch them for a long time before you get some kind of real content, for Christ's sake, because the content is rather boring.
You know, and the reason is that we don't have too many live streamers.
And I encourage everybody, you know, to be honest with you, I encourage everybody to try to entertain the idea of being an in-real life streamer or create content, write a blog, do a podcast, because we have the freedom in our hands to be what these talking heads on the media are trying to subject us to be.
Shitty Beatles Remixes00:03:26
We can be them.
We can tell the truth.
We can do things.
So anyway, I'm just saying, man, I'm not trying to be fucking, you know, we are the world.
We are the children with this shit.
But I like in real life streaming.
And I think I'll always be a fan of in-real life streaming.
I just think we need better people that can give us an insight to some exciting life content.
And I just don't think we have it because, you know, these folks that are doing it, you know, they got a lot of problems in their life.
Okay, let's just put it that way.
All right, let's go to who else is we?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Here we have Sergeant Peppa.
Sergeant Peppa, we are going to go and do this $18.66 bucker here.
Sergeant Peppa.
So let's see what Sergeant Peppa requested here.
Oh, this is a real Sergeant Peppa.
Look at this.
We're throwing some Beatles up in here.
We're throwing some Beatles up in here, baby.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
This isn't Beatles, man.
This isn't the fucking Beatles.
I thought I was listening to the Beatles, man.
I THOUGHT I WAS LISTENING TO THE SHITTY BEATLES!
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID Wait a minute.
Is this that stupid, dumb cartoon, Peppa Pig?
Peppa Pig, ah, fucking Peppa Pig, man, yeah.
Come on, Mummies and Donnies.
I thought I was going to listen to some shitty Beatles.
I thought I was going to listen to the shitty Beatles.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Somebody made a remix to the whole fucking Beatles for this fucking Peppa Pig bullshit.
Good God, man.
People have too many fucking too much time on their fucking hands, man.
much time on their fucking hands.
Alright, let me turn this off.
I'm sorry.
I got to turn this off.
Fucking Beatles fans are getting offended in the chat room, and I don't blame them, dude.
I don't blame them.
Sergeant Peppa.
And what is this?
IRL streaming is the future because scripted TV is dead.
Absolutely.
We're seeing the very beginning of a new era right now.
Thank you, Anonymous.
This is exactly what I'm saying.
Bjorn Tax Trouble00:03:12
It's just unfortunate that the first people to be pioneers and innovators of in-real life streaming have a lot of screws loose, dude.
They got a lot of problems.
I mean, Ice Poseidon, he had a lot of problems, and those problems continue.
He's a very young man.
It's unfortunate.
You've got Bone Clinks.
I think Bone Clinks has got a lot of problems.
Blade has obviously got a lot of fucking problems.
Bjorn, you know, I think he's got a lot of problems himself.
I think he's a very hardcore alcoholic.
And for him to suggest, and let's be honest, Khabib, I know you're a fan of his, dude, and I don't blame you.
I'm a fan of his too.
But let's just be honest.
For him to suggest that he thought that all the money he was making during his streaming time, this guy's been streaming and he's been making some decent cash on this streaming for the past like three years, that he didn't think that those donations were taxable.
And now he may go to jail.
I don't know if people know this because he was accepting welfare in Denmark because he hurt his arm supposedly in work.
And he was collecting welfare.
And while he was doing it, he was streaming and making lots of money.
And he, quote, didn't know that he had to claim those in a socialist government like Denmark.
So in my opinion, I think that we're going to see Bjorn go to jail.
I don't think that he's going to be able to come up with the $50,000 that he owes the Denmark government in back taxes for the welfare that he was doing.
The amount of money that he owes in taxes because of the money he made in the donations and the interest because he didn't pay it on a time, you know, that was to the liking of the Danish government.
And that's why I think Bjorn is in some serious trouble because, I mean, instead of worrying about like making the money and going on trips and shit like that, this dude needs to make enough money so that he can stay out of jail.
But he says that he doesn't give a shit.
No, it's $50,000.
It's not 50,000 Danish kroner.
It's fucking $50,000, dude.
Or, well, 30,000, whatever it is, he's not going to be able to get it, dude.
He's not going to be able to make it.
And even if he did, the socialist government is going to tax him on the money that he generates through donations in his in-real life stream to pay the 30,000.
He still has to pay the money because, you know, from what I understand, the Danish government takes over 50%.
Takes over 50% of the donations of the income of Danish citizens.
So, you know, I think Bjorn's in some serious fucking shit.
And not to mention there's a VAT tax.
So you can add like maybe what's the VAT tax?
Like 18%?
So I think Bjorn's in some serious trouble.
Strawberry Vision Age00:05:23
All right.
I want to be honest with you.
I think Bjorn's in some serious trouble.
And they're going to take it out of his ass.
And they're going to throw him in jail.
I think he knows it.
That's why he's getting drunk.
You know, that's why, you know, that's why he's doing his thing, etc.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right, do I have any more of these?
Oh, yeah, I've got a couple more of these I gotta fucking do here.
I've got uh semi-sla semi-slav again.
All right, he says that this is nothing bad.
He promises.
All right, all right, I believe you.
I believe you.
All right, I believe you.
This is nothing bad, I promise.
Hold on, put the put the PC shot on.
Semi-Slav a frog tied to a balloon once you defeat all the liberals.
Oh my god, LOL.
What'd you say?
I'm sorry.
Once you defeat all the liberals, you have to go through this guy.
I mean, I can't believe that, you know, somebody would fucking throw a Pepe into the sky like that with balloons.
I think that's fucked up, dude.
You see how fucking sick people are for Christ's sake?
I mean, I'm going to play that again.
That is so sick.
Play it again.
That is so fucked up, dude.
That is so fucked up.
That is so fucked up, man.
Oh, my God.
You know what, Semi-Slav?
Don't donate to me anymore, man.
You're a sick fucking piece of shit.
You know, then you're a real sick piece of shit.
I'm not even joking, man.
All right, let's move on.
We've got, what is this?
The Interdimensional Circle, all right, requested this.
All right.
The Interdimensional Circle.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
There's.
Hold on.
Interdimensional Circle just said proof and then donated this video.
And guess what it is?
It's Ice Poseidon.
Did Ice Poseidon groom a 13-year-old?
Play it.
Because I guarantee you, his Discord is nothing compared to my Discord.
We have almost, we have over 95,000 people on my Strawberry Vision.
I don't know what the hell that said.
Hold on.
What did that say there?
Hold on.
What the hell did that say?
95,000 people in my.
It says you should.
I can't even fucking read that shit.
I can't even read it.
But let's play it anyway.
Just play it.
I'm a strawberry vision gets in this motherfucking Discord, but she's too scared.
She doesn't want to talk about the.
Hey, hold on.
We're listening to ICE to see if there's any.
What is it, Semi-Slav?
The frog was replaced by a rock.
You may need glasses as well as a wheelchair.
Man, fuck off.
Fuck off, semi-slav.
Who the fuck are you, by the way?
Who in the fuck are you?
Never even heard of you for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Too scared.
She doesn't want to talk about the implications that she sent to me.
She sent it to me.
I didn't send it to her.
She wants to, you know, Strawberry wants to fuck me.
You should try to get with her.
Hold on, Here it is.
It says, is this legit?
What do you mean?
The threesome, or is that like a joke?
Like LOL.
It was a joke.
Yes.
Ice Poseidon convinced Kimberly, which is Ice Poseidon's current girlfriend, then anything is possible.
Kimberly is very hot.
No homo.
You should try to get with her.
I'll watch.
And this apparently, allegedly, allegedly is a 13-year-old girl.
I mean, mostly not.
Like, usually not.
Like she's like, she's good.
She's all right.
Yo, what's up, baby cakes?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, tell these fools in the chat how old you are.
19.
Do you have a fucking accent?
Kind of.
Does that sound like a 19-year-old?
Yeah, but my mom, she isn't good at English.
So it's kind of where's your mom from?
Kia.
Korea?
Yeah.
But you're white.
Uh, half impediment, apparently.
Yeah, I'm just stupid.
I'm sorry.
Actually, I've never spoken to you.
I don't think, or maybe I have.
I don't know.
You do sound like Elixir.
It is fucking weird.
Yeah, I know.
I just got first time talking, by the way.
Maybe I spoke too soon.
Who the fuck are you?
Listen, strawberry fucking vision, you fuck.
Hello.
Oh, what's up?
How you doing?
Good.
You were not lying.
You're really that fucking 13-year-old girl from Japan.
Fluoride Stare Privilege00:04:33
Yeah.
Oh, is it okay if I take a picture with you?
Yeah, for sure.
Do you watch my streams?
Yeah, I do.
How old are you?
I'm 13.
13?
Wow, that's young.
All right, let's do it.
I didn't think somebody like you would watch my streams because you're a bit young.
And you're a girl.
And I have very crude humor.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ.
I didn't see that compilation put together, dude.
Wow.
Wow.
No wonder Chris Hansen is going in after IC at this point in time, man.
I mean, geez, dude, that's pretty damning, dude.
That's pretty damning.
Wow, dude.
That's.
Jesus Christ.
Now, we are innocent until proven guilty, and this is all alleged, of course.
I mean, but that doesn't look too good as it pertains to the alleged evidence.
That doesn't look too good, dude.
That looks pretty, that looks, wow.
All right, that looks pretty fucked up.
All right.
We've got one more $18.66 bucker to go here.
This is by LOL.
LOL says, once you defeat the liberals, you have to go through this guy.
What guy do I have to go through, huh?
We'll see this.
Once I defeat the liberals, huh?
Let's see who I have to go through up in here, this son of a bitch.
All right, what do we got here?
We got LOL.
Oh, Jesus.
No, are you fucking kidding?
One side defeat.
All right, let's just play it.
LOL requested this.
Just take a look at this fucking schmuck.
Take a look at this fucking schmuck.
He's got a vegan fucking little, like, I don't know if that's a scarf or a, or, or, you know, he's trying to do the David Carradine, like, you know, trying to, you know, cut off blood supply to his head so he could have like an orgasm.
He's got end capitalism here on his fucking play it.
Play it.
I'm a straight white man.
I've got privilege.
I am sister.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Acknowledging that I've got privileges.
The first step towards ending my privilege.
Yes, I want to end my privilege.
Oh my god.
Yes, I want to end my privilege.
I do not want to be treated differently than any other beings on earth.
We are a special to y'all.
Do you see the mental sickness of this person?
Make a world of skills.
Look at that fluoride stare.
Look at that fluoride stare there.
Yes, BC system must not persist.
Capitalism, we must resist.
No more rich bitsing anyone.
Look at that fluoride stare for you there.
Look at that.
I don't want any privilege.
Yeah, But I want to see quality.
And he actually thinks that this is a good song.
This song sucks, dude.
Fix your grill, dude.
But I want to see quality.
More equality equals less violence and more peace.
When everyone's needs are met, I'm hopeful the fights in will cease.
I can't do this.
This guy's making me sick.
This guy actually thinks that this is a good fucking song, believe it or not.
He thinks he has fucking talent.
They just aren't full of shit.
Capitalists, pawns, oh my god.
I don't want it.
No, no.
Fuck my privilege.
Yeah, yeah.
I've got enough of this.
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I don't want my privilege.
Come on, man.
I mean, what privilege are you talking about, dude?
It looks like you're barely hanging on to life.
It looks like you're barely hanging in there for Christ's sake.
Tobacco Flakes and Capitalists00:08:16
Hey, Khabib.
And not a single woman fucked him after that video.
When were these SJW faggots learn?
No, shit.
Being raised by your mother is worse than shooting heroin daily during your childhood.
A woman cannot raise a man.
It goes against.
Hey, dude, I had been saying that since 2008 and 2009 when I first started true conservative radio.
And look, you can look back at all those archives.
They're still there at the old spot.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
There's years and years of that content where you can hear old ghost predicting the future of what we're living in today.
I strongly advise go check out those archives, baby, because there's a reason why they called me the prognosticator of prognosticators, okay?
Anyway, cheers to Khabib Nagamaroff.
It's 1 a.m. in the morning.
It's Ballard Friday.
All right.
And I didn't let you fucking trolls break me, even with a little snake up the ass.
Although I have to admit, M. Cook donating that $100, bill, y'all, to, you know, continue radio graffiti.
You got to thank M Cook, man.
And he's a great fan, by the way.
He's a great fucking fan.
M Cook is a gangster, straight up.
All right.
Let me get one more beer up in here, okay?
And let me take one more hit of tobacco and we're going to move on, okay?
We're moving on, for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
Don't clock me, baby.
It's time to get some more beer.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it for Christ's sake, all right?
Hold on, let me get one more beer, assholes.
Are like, hey, what about the shout outs?
What about the shout-outs?
Just let me get to my beer.
Let me get to my smoke and we'll fucking get to it.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
And don't clock me, asshole, all right?
Don't fucking clock me.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
Hey, assholes, just let me do me for a second, all right?
I've been doing you this whole fucking Friday, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm giving you my weekends.
I love weekends, dude.
I love fucking going to the bar.
I like fucking doing things with my girl.
I like doing things like that, man.
I'm giving you my weekends, man.
I'm sacrificing for you fucks.
And do any of you even give a shit?
No, of course not.
Of course not.
You fucking idiots accuse me of all kinds of malarkey, and I don't appreciate it.
Here's my goddamn beer.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
All right.
Let me go ahead and go ahead and smoke some of this here.
Here we got some tobacco.
Put a couple more flakes on that bowl there, boy.
All right.
Put a couple more flakes of tobacco on that bowl there, boy.
All right.
That's what we're doing for Christ's sake.
And shut up.
Don't fucking clock me in the chat room, dude.
I'm not joking.
I'm not in the fucking mood for this shit.
All right.
I'm going to get to the fucking next fucking part of the broadcast when I get to it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You see, now y'all are fucking making me belch like a son of a bitch.
Let me have a smoke.
right?
Oh, shit.
Got to hold it in, dude.
You've got to hold them lit in the brain, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Once again, I want to sincerely apologize for the technical difficulties.
We've been having weird shit.
I think you've had enough.
Put me down, you greasy hambone.
Fuck you.
I haven't had enough.
All right.
Nobody tells me when I have enough unless I say I have enough.
So don't tell me when I have a fucking enough, okay?
Now, as I was saying before beer over here started fucking opening his yapper, I wanted to say that I'm sorry for not, you know, the technical difficulties, man.
We've been having a lot of problems with the internets out here in San Jambonio, Texas.
Like, just massive amounts of areas have been just going out.
So, I mean, I'm considering getting like a backup fucking, like, you know, high-speed internet access just so that I can have like a decent situation going on and I won't be at the whim of some piece of shit fucking AOC internet like fucking whatever my provider is now, you know?
So, so my apologies here.
I thank you all for listening to this broadcast, okay?
So don't don't hate me, all right?
Don't hate me.
All right, let me have one more hit and then we're going to move on, all right?
Because it's about 1.05 in the morning.
It's about 1.05 in the morning.
All right.
all right here we go all right here we go All right.
And I'm not, hey, I'm not pretending to smoke, asshole.
I'm smoking tobacco, all right?
And I'm smoking that high-grade tobaccer that'll leave you motherfuckers hating on me.
I have that high-grade tobacco that'll steal your girl.
You know what I'm saying?
That'll make your girl into a smoker, baby.
You smoking now.
You understand?
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
I'm going to have a little more on that.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to put a couple more sprinkles of some flakes of some fucking tobacco on that for you people to be talking garbage to me.
All right.
Nobody talks garbage to me.
Nobody is the boss of me.
Okay.
I am the one who's in control of me.
Nobody is the boss of me, you fucking idiots.
All right.
Nobody tells me what to do.
I fucking tell myself what to do.
All right.
Huh?
You hear me?
Huh?
Internet people?
Huh?
smoking some fucking tobacco, excuse me.
That feels better.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm pretty.
I'm a little.
I'm a little smashed, dude.
Or I'm a little.
I'm feeling good, dude.
I'm feeling good.
Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da.
Ah, what?
What is this?
Back to work, you slacker.
Time is money.
Hey, I was in a fucking zone, fucking Ben Shapiro.
Smooth Operator Radio Graffiti00:07:14
I was in a fucking zone.
All right, I'm enjoying myself here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm smoking tobacco.
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
I'm feeling great for Christ's sake.
I was just in the midst of having a concert of Shade, of Shaw Day singing the girl from Impanema.
Can you just imagine that, Sade?
Are you kidding me?
Fucking Shaw Day, dude.
Fucking Shaw Day.
Don't tell me that none of you have never heard of Shawn Day.
You know, don't tell me that none of you have ever heard of Sean Day for Christ's sake, man.
Let's listen to Sean Day.
All right, fuck it, dude.
We're listening to Sean Day.
All right, fuck it, dude.
We're listening to Sean Day.
All right, because you people need to listen to Shawn Day.
Let's listen to what song do I want to listen to?
Fucking Shawn Day.
What do I want to listen to?
How about cherish the day, baby?
How about Cherish?
No, How about Smooth Operator?
Smooth Operator is a good one.
Smooth Operator, baby.
Let's go ahead and put it on Shaw Day in the house because I can do that.
Hold on.
We got a fucking advertisement for Power Aid.
All right, here it is.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Hey, Shade, baby.
This is Shade.
Listen, Shaday.
Listen.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody's calling me a fucking fruit in the goddamn chat room because I like Sade, for Christ's sake, man.
It's Shaw Day, man.
Are you kidding me?
That's why y'all are a bunch of neck beards, man.
All right, that's why you're a bunch of neck beards.
You throw that on when you're inviting a girl to your house so you can make the mood, babies.
You're like, smooth operator.
I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ.
EBZ.
This ain't the real EBZ.
Mind you, I heard this song in a glory hole in San Diego the other day.
Granted, it was a good song.
That's exactly what EBZ would say, man.
Mind you, I heard this song in a glory hole in San Diego the other day.
Granted, it was a good song.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
This is just all right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I even know why I showed you I even like Shaw Day because no shit.
Look at you people.
You think I'm a fruiter now, for Christ's sake.
All right, that's the kind of music you break out with your girl, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's the kind of panty dropping music, dude.
I'm just, Jesus.
All right, let me have my drink.
Ugh.
Oh, God.
I, I. You know what?
I don't even, I don't think I have a tissue, dude.
Dude, I need a tissue.
I don't even have a tissue, dude.
I don't even have a fucking tissue, dude.
Like, I got a...
What do I got here?
I got an old crown royal bag.
I got an old crown royal bag.
I guess that could be used.
Like, that's like a handkerchief, right?
I could blow my fucking honker into that.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Maybe not.
Throw that fucking crown royal bag out of the way, for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, hold on.
What is this?
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
What is this?
Smooth operator is her partner penetrating her.
All those symbols were very sexual, to say the least.
That's what I'm saying.
And wait a minute.
Arn Hammond, dude.
Come on.
We just listened to Shaw Day.
All right.
Smooth operator.
We're about to get to fucking radio graffiti.
We got fucking Arn Hammond.
Hold on.
Let me blow my honker here.
All right.
All right.
Fucking Arn Hammond, you little son of a bitch.
I was just about to get ready, man.
Just about to get ready for goddamn radio graffiti.
And here we got Arn Hammond.
What are you going to do, Arn Hammond?
What are you going to do?
What is this?
Arn Hammond Symbols00:08:18
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Bye, then.
I'll see you all later.
Oh, hold on just a second.
You got to be kidding me.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Leaked Super Ball, or excuse me, leaked Dragon Ball Super Ending.
Bye then.
I'll see you all later.
I do have one more request.
Broly, will you cut me off until I come all over your face?
Fag it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You got to be shitting me.
Hold that for that.
I do have one more request.
Really?
Hold that for that.
Fag it.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and, you know what?
Capitalist Army in the chat if you want to fucking shout out, baby.
All right.
Capitalist Army in the chat if you want to shout out right now because that's what we're doing for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
CSX Railfan, Exgo Sion, Tim McCrabb, Black Frost, Bond Dayton, Anthony J, Khabib Nagamaroff, Flamin' Creations, Dark Me Magician Girl, Crazy Two Ninja Ninja.
We've got Switch the Channel, Ghostiff Ghoststar, Death Cube K, Admiral Underscore.
We got Jason Genova, Shekel Counter, you piece of shit.
Don't count my fucking shekels, asshole.
We've got, Jesus Christ.
Train Lover 567.
We've got, I don't even know what the hell that is.
YBNWICCA Phase.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
We've got Reverend Snar, the one they call Bob, Moonman President, Hakura Hakatashi, Notkeem Scarce, Anime Dude, you sick bitch.
Father Don Luigi, Dan the Oracle.
We've got, who else we got here?
We got Olive Yaksloff in the house.
And yeah, fuck you, Spermy the Bud Hamster.
GG417.
We've got Wipeout 213, Ghost Dusk.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Bust a Nut Job.
We've got, I've already said, I've already said these fucking names.
I think I'm repeating them now.
I think I'm repeating them for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Duva Dude, what's going on to Duva Dude?
I don't think I said Duva Dude.
I'm not too sure if I said clowns.
I think I said clown Zach.
Crazy for Swayze.
SOJ.
I think I've said that one.
Dizzy Nuck Futs.
I don't think I said that one.
Very, very good, man.
Very good.
Action Capitalist in the house.
Uncle Paul Hargis.
And Lucifer says that he's a Shaw Day lover.
Dude, fucking Shaw Day, baby.
It's Shaw Day, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
Who else do we got here?
Hey, don't be promoting shit.
Get that fucking idiot out of here.
I think we're done, right?
I think I've pretty much, you know, said everybody's name that needed to be said.
I don't think that I've skipped over anybody.
All right.
I think I said ex-Goción already.
Gondola.
I don't think I said gondola.
My missing teeth.
Go fuck yourself for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Let me get go ahead and get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
Just, yeah, man.
His ass.
Thank you.
We've got Jim Timidator.
Whatever the fuck that means.
What's up to Zip?
Zip in the house.
Let me go ahead and let me take a.
Let me get some more beer because my beer is already out.
Bonzie Buddy.
Yeah, fuck you, Bonzie Buddy.
O'Rono Donovan.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
That's what the fuck I need, dude.
All right.
I'm drinking lots of beer.
I've been shooting shots.
I'm fucking.
Dude, I'm really, I'm a little smashed.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm a little smashed.
All right.
I'm a little fucking smashed, but who gives a shit?
You know what I'm saying?
I can do that.
What is this?
Serious listener.
Hold on.
Excuse me.
Sorry, dude.
I'm having a good baller Friday with the, with the, with the, with, with, with, with the alcohol.
Serious listener, why are millennial men so weak and effeminate?
Single dirty dish rag whore mothers for the majority of the part.
And secondly, just take a look at the way entertainment skewed into the more effeminate.
You know, take a look at the fucking boy band shit, you know, like Butt Street Boys and Insync and 98 Degrees, that whole fucking dumb fucking fruit bowl, fucking back streets, back, all right, like all that dumb shit.
All right, I mean, it sucks.
You know, it is what it is.
What are you going to do about it, for Christ's sake, all right?
And look, I've got somebody saying that I'm stuttering over here.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
Look, how many, how many beers have I had?
Two, four.
Oh, shit.
Those fucking broken beers out here.
Jesus Christ.
Two, four, six, eight.
I've already had eight beers.
And like, you know, let's get a double shot, a double shot.
I've been smoking tobacco, so don't come at me.
All right, now I've got another beer here.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to, I think I should get ready for radio graffiti is what I got to do, right?
That's what I got to do, I guess.
So let me go ahead and do that and fucking hook everything up and all that stuff.
And by the way, the engineer is not here.
He got an extended weekend because I wanted him to have a good Labor Day.
And by the way, Labor Day is this Monday, folks, for all the folks that don't work.
All right.
So things are going to be closed most of the time.
So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to leave you folks.
Rudolph Giuliani Prosecution00:10:23
I'm going to leave you folks with a little bit of, you know, some information that'll enlighten you about things.
You know what I'm saying?
And while I'm doing that, I'm going to be hooking it up with Radio Graffiti.
And I'll be, when I come back, we'll be conducting Radio Graffiti and we'll be doing our Thea thing and all that stuff.
So without any further ado, let me go ahead and reinforce what I have said about James Comey by putting this clip right here.
And look, I got to put up, you know, Rudolph Giuliani.
I got to put off a clip of Rudolph Giuliani.
And let me tell you something.
Rudolph Giuliani, people give him not enough credit for a lot of reasons.
Okay.
This is a man that literally took down the mafia as a federal, a federal prosecutor.
Okay.
Literally took down the mafia.
Okay.
Then he became mayor and cleaned up New York.
Take a look at what New York looked like prior to Rudolph Giuliani becoming mayor.
It was a subterranean shithole.
And Rudolph Giuliani was the guy that brought in a new Times Square because prior to Giuliani, Times Square was where you got your pornography, is where the hookers were staying at, etc.
Okay.
I want to be honest with you.
I think that Rudolph Giuliani does not get the credit he deserves.
And he cleaned up New York.
And unfortunately, the reason people are saying New York's now a shithole, it's because of the leftist government that came in thereafter.
The leftist government that took advantage of the fact that Times Square is filled with nothing but a bunch of network television studios as opposed to the garbage and the riff rat that it was prior to Giuliani.
And I'm telling you right now, I love Giuliani, and I'm glad that he is the president's lawyer.
And I'd like for you all to hear what he has to say about James Comey.
Remember, the disgraced FBI director, ex-FBI director, which the Inspector General report, which was written by Horowitz, the Inspector General report came out and showed that James Comey broke every law that you can imagine, and yet he's not going to be prosecuted.
He abused his authority as an FBI director for his own benefit, for a political benefit, et cetera.
He is one of the most disgraceful, disgusting FBI directors in history, and yet he's not going to be held accountable for abusing his authority.
I think people, no matter what political perspective you think you are, need to be demanding that this son of a bitch do some kind of time and be accountable.
Because guess what?
James Comey, even though he is no longer the FBI director, this son of a bitch is collecting a very generous amount of money in retirement because he's been a bureaucrat for so long.
He's out here.
I mean, this is despicable.
This is fucking despicable.
And I'd like Rudolph Giuliani to literally layeth on the table what has come out about James Comey and how he's just going to get away scot-free abusing his authority as FBI director.
And we as the American people, it doesn't matter what political perspective you in.
It doesn't matter your political perspective.
This is abuse of the law.
These bureaucrats can never be above the law.
But if we allow James Comey to fucking get away with this, then we're a fucking banana republic, okay?
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Listen to this.
This is Rudolph Giuliani layeth the verbal smacketh down on James Comey, the most disgraceful FBI director that's not going to be held accountable.
And that makes you wonder, is Peter Strzok, that arrogant asshole, going to be held accountable?
Is McCabe going to be held accountable?
Is Lisa Page going to be held accountable?
Is Bruce Orr going to be held accountable?
Or anybody in this whole scheme?
Because really what they tried to do is they utilized the FBI and all its tools to try to commit espionage on a presidential campaign.
And it's a disgrace.
All right, here it is.
Don't go anywhere.
Put the PC shot.
Here it is.
Don't go anywhere.
This is Rudolph Giuliani and his comments on James Comey.
And like I, I'm going to agree with him.
James Comey deserves to be in fucking jail.
And it doesn't matter what side of the damn fucking political spectrum that you lie in, he should be in jail.
Go ahead and play it.
I'll be right back when I come back radio graffiti time.
I'll be right back.
Former FBI director Jim Comey exposed today for being a liar, a leaker, and he's always been a wimp.
But our next guest knew Comey long before his days of infamy.
He hired him as an assistant U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York back in 1987.
Joining me now, Rudy G, former New York City Mayor, Trump's personal attorney.
Now, we got a lot to get into, but what's your personal takeaway from this report, which is exceedingly detailed and unlike the special counsel's report, actually well written?
Well, I think this report, forget whether it's a crime or not, sort of details the worst director in the history of FBI.
Clearly.
In the history of the FBI.
Take Jay Gehoover, put him aside, whatever he did.
This guy, he broke every rule.
I mean, if you look at the Horowitz report, he broke every rule of the FBI.
Now, I think he should be prosecuted.
You don't think he should be prosecuted, okay.
But for him to say, I didn't leak, the report demonstrates that he leaked.
He's completely lying today.
I didn't lie.
The report demonstrates he lied.
They're just saying, they've given him a break.
They're basically saying, oh, you know, we shouldn't prosecute, not enough evidence.
But he lied, he leaked.
He's a disreputable head of the FBI.
He's a disgrace to the FBI.
He used it for political purposes.
The report demonstrates all of that.
Clapper was on CNN tonight.
They didn't even ask him a question about it.
Not one question.
I'm not sure Clapper even knows where he is.
I mean, Brennan is the brains.
Clapper is the idiot.
If you want me to guess who orchestrated this, Clapper's not capable of it.
I won't tell you who I think did.
All right, Rudy, here's what Comey said when he was asked for the reason for briefing Trump back in January of 2017 on that phony June 2017 on the steel dossier.
It was important for me to assure him we were not personally investigating him.
And I didn't want him thinking that I was briefing him on this to sort of hang it over him in some way.
I was briefing him on it because we had been told by the media it was about to launch.
We didn't want to be keeping that from him.
And I was very keen not to leave him with an impression that the Bureau was trying to do something to him.
But today's IG report says something totally different, saying witnesses interviewed by the OIG, Inspector General, also said that they discussed Trump's potential responses to being told about the salacious information, including that Trump might make statements about or provide information of value to the pending Russian interference investigation.
Rudy, is this evidence that Comey and FBI officials were trying to undermine Trump from the very beginning that there was a conspiracy inside that department to set him up at that first meeting?
Number one, it was a clear entrapment.
100% clear entrapment by Comey, who, despite his moral problems, is a very smart guy.
Unlike Mueller, who's lacking in intellect, this guy's very smart.
He was trying to trap him, like he trapped Flynn.
Just like it.
Trying to trap.
You're not a target.
You're not a target.
It's okay to say that.
Okay, no worries.
What are you going to tell you about that?
I have the thing in my bag, but I can tell you, and I'll indict you.
Horrible thing to do.
Any reputable prosecutor would be disgraced by that.
So he was trying to trap the president.
And it's completely disingenuous for him to make these statements now.
But who knows what the liberal media is going to do with this?
But this guy is completely disgraced in the eyes of any FBI agent.
They realize this is worse than anything J. Edgar Hoover ever did.
When he walked in when the president was the president-elect and faced him with that, he was trying to tell him, I have something on you, so you better keep me in office.
And he even realized he was going to do it.
There are other statements that make it clear that he realized he was going to extort the president of the United States.
So I hope they prosecute him on the last one.
Oh, at the FISA.
This guy should go to jail.
This is the guy.
People should realize this is the guy who put Martha Stewart in jail on a lawyer went after Conrad Black on a ridiculous Patrick.
The Martha Stewart case was a joke.
I don't know Martha Stewart particularly.
She's attacked President Trump.
I said at the time, this is a publicity stunt by.
He's got a popover, so.
Yeah, that's what he did.
All right.
Whose conduct was more egregious and damaging to the rule of law, the integrity of the rule of law, equal justice under the law?
Mike Flynn, in a set-up interview with Sally Yates and her agents, or what Jim Comey did for the last two years of lying?
Everything revealed today in Horowitz's report should be like a teaching manual for the FBI.
Don't ever do this again.
Doesn't a line prosecutor that just hired.
If J. Edgar Hoover was up until now the worst director, this guy has like gone way beyond.
He claimed the thing that gets me, Rudy, as a first-year associate at a law firm in D.C., we knew basic rules of ethics as young lawyers.
You go into the department as a first-year prosecutor.
You have spent the week doing ethics review ethics.
You know it.
He claims it wasn't a federal record, a sensitive federal record.
He claims his memo to the file wasn't a federal record.
That doesn't pass the straight face test, does it?
No, everybody will think.
Helen Mine 15 Sausage00:11:14
That's a lie.
Everybody will think I'm making this up, but I'm disgusted at Jim Comey.
You're damn right.
You're damn right, Rudy.
You know, this is what I've been talking about, folks.
And it doesn't matter what side of the political aisle that you're in.
The fact that James Comey is out a fucking free man and not facing some level of prosecution charges and potential jail time is just ridiculous.
All right.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, without any further ado, excuse me.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All we've got to do, if you want to participate, all you got to do is call that number right there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, you push in that code 844-286 and the pound or hashtag key, however you know it as.
And once you do, you will be in queue.
You will be in line to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
So even though the engineer is taking the night off, I do want to say it.
Hold on, what?
What?
What is this?
Mute everyone, please.
Oh, people are shit talking.
Oh, hold on.
Let's hear that cluster fuck.
Let's hear it.
Replacing land vocabulary.
Everybody, it's a cluster fuck.
It's a clusterfuck!
Listen!
All right.
All right.
My apologies, folks.
I mean, I have to be in control of the radio graffiti here.
I have to mute everybody for Christ's sake.
So it was a little bit of a call cluster fuck there.
That's why I decided to go ahead and just, you know, whatever.
But sorry about that.
All right.
I didn't mean, you know, they're muted now.
Now, without any further ado, I'm sorry, folks.
Let me just have one more hit, dude.
I'm sorry.
Let me just have one more hit of a tobacco.
All right.
I'm sorry, man.
Don't fucking judge me, you piece of shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
All right.
One more drink, by the way.
One more drink.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
Right now.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's see who we have here.
How about what?
Hold on just a second.
How about 21st century hambone radio graffiti?
We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
Let me tell you something.
I'll go down to your small town, beat your burrow eat beaner ass, fuck your dog, kick your beaner wife, and drown my grandpa.
That's right, folks.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
You fucking piece of shit.
I just fucking said that tonight and you fucking spliced it.
I man, I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit.
Fucking garbage sake, man.
I'm fucking tired of it.
Fucking radio graffiti, Who else do we have here?
How about 512 radio graffiti?
Band Eagers, radio graffiti.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm seeing you guys in real life and the Twitch crap and the Ju-2 crap.
You extreme labs, crackers, brand five blocks, ten blocks.
Shut up, shut up.
I never said it.
They spice that shit.
Fucking fucking bad band eagers right now.
Ban his fucking ass.
Ban it right now.
Get him out of here, man.
I never said that shit.
I'm tired of you fucking fucking splicers, man.
And look, now you made me knock over my weed.
You made me knock over my stance.
Fuck, man.
Fuck it.
Take that shit.
Take that.
It's a fucking splice, dude.
Don't let anybody fucking believe that shit.
That's a fucking splice, and everybody knows it, man.
All right.
Don't know.
Don't listen to that.
Now, I fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, whoever did that.
All right, who's this fucking pick up 312?
All right, well, who the fuck is this?
Hold on, we'll go.
All right, let's go ahead and do it.
How about 312 radio graffiti?
So anyway, um, fuck I said, I heard that Ghost is charging his wishiness to call in Ghost of Y'all Wishing out here, out there, wherever the hell you are, ghost, apparition, potegeist, whatever the hell you want to call yourself.
Don't exploit y'all wishing it.
Don't charge them to call into your damn show.
That's exploitation.
That's your being a shot of a bitch.
That's not your being.
Yeah, I get this.
Get this fucking cross-dressing Peter Griffin off the fucking goddamn fucking air for Christ's sake.
All right, get him out of here.
How about how about 630 radio graffiti?
Hey, uh, 630, you there?
What's going on?
Fucking Helen Keller death mutes.
Helen Keller death mutes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
How about hold on?
Managers exposed radio graffiti?
Get this shit out of here.
You can't get it the fuck off, dude.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
How about bathroom pervert radio graffiti?
Your writing matters.
Whether it's your final essay of the semester, a resume for your dream job, or an email that could close a crucial sale.
Your success depends on the quality of your writing.
You're going to want more than a simple spell check.
Luckily, you've got Grammarly on your side.
With just a few clicks, you can streamline wordy sentences, replace bland vocabulary.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up with the Grammarly, dude.
I don't like Grammarly because these idiots, what they do, from what I understand, I don't personally use the goddamn service, but I hear that they substitute politically incorrect words that you put in your own little paragraph or in your little writing spiel, and they substitute them with politically correct words.
Oh, isn't that great?
Yeah, that's why you want to pay for a fucking goddamn program.
How about cheers to the re-edit?
Ready?
Greater graffiti?
How about cheers to mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage?
Greater graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters.
$25 for my cock!
I do appreciate my cock.
Cheers to mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
You're over here for $25.
Fucking fuck you, man.
Don't bring mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage into this.
All right.
It's fair enough, you idiots.
We're counting my shekels.
Don't fuck with mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
All right.
That's my cock right there.
Mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Gave me fucking $25 for Christ's sake.
Don't fuck with mine 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I mean, I don't know if I can disagree with that.
I mean, seriously, I think everybody should be listening to my 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
You know, I think everybody should be in complete fucking awe at my 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
All right.
The fuck you talking about?
I mean, I don't see where that was like supposed to be bad.
I mean, I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, I'll stick this 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage up your mother's snatch pipe and it'll come out of her mouth.
All right.
I mean, I'll recreate the fucking alien scene from the movie Alien.
Anyway, let's move on.
How about how about German the gay frog, Radio Graffiti?
Hey no, Gurus, this is Jeremy the gay frog.
I heard you like snakes, so I put one in this box for you.
Oh, look, the snake gets happy, and it's only got one eye.
We're gonna have some way night tarn entertainment with ghosts, aren't we, Jesse?
Yes, we will.
Yes, we will.
Jesse!
Or can we?
Get this fucking singer.
Get this fucking sick asshole out of here, man.
Get this sick asshole out of here.
Listen, there's nothing funny about that snake in the ass bit.
I'm serious, man.
You people are trying to get me kicked off of platforms, and I don't appreciate that one fucking bit, dude.
All right?
I don't appreciate that one bit, for heaven's sake.
So, you know, I know y'all think it's a big crackup.
You think it's funny.
It's not funny, dude.
It's not fucking funny.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Goodbye, First Amendment, Radio Graffiti.
What are you?
Saturday Night Booty Scratch00:10:13
Helen Kellen deaf mute there.
Goodbye, First Amendment.
All right, get him out of here.
He's a fucking Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about, uh, who the fuck is this?
Go sponsor Radio Graffiti.
Wait a minute.
No, Peloton, dude.
I will no.
Peloton would not be fucking advertising on here.
I think, dude, let me tell you something.
Last Christmas, when they were just shoving those Peloton commercials in your face, like, hey, you got to get this fucking like bike and you got to put it in your fucking room.
And you got to like be there with some fucking screen with some fucking trainer saying, yeah, all right, go ahead, keep it going.
I mean, people actually bought this dumb shit, and now you got Peloton now doing a fucking, they're doing a treadmill.
They're doing, it's a joke, dude.
It's a joke.
As a matter of fact, they're going to try to be an IPO.
No buy on Peloton, dude.
No buy on Peloton.
And by the way, since we're talking about like fitness and stuff, I actually had, believe it or not, the first time in my life, an In-N-Out burger.
Does anybody know In-N-Out?
Well, I finally had an In-N-Out burger because everybody's saying that it's so great.
And, you know, the fucking beef and all that bullshit.
Dude, I've had better burgers at a fucking flea market.
Do you understand that?
I've had better burgers at a high school football game, for Christ's sake.
In-n-Out sucks a chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I mean, what a joke.
I can't believe people actually eat this garbage.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around, man.
That is the most disgusting piece of shit I have ever eaten in my life.
And yeah, five people are saying five guys is great.
Your five guys is good.
Waterburger is still somewhat good, even though they got bought out by that Chicago firm.
Dude, In-N-Out, all of you people that like In-N-Out, you're fucking sick.
All right, I'm serious.
This was the most disgusting burger I have ever eaten in my fucking life.
I mean, I probably, probably, a burger that comes out of the can could have been better.
I honestly believe that.
I'm sorry.
I was really disappointed today.
All right, who do we got here?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost is alternative timeline, Radio Graffiti.
Come on, J-Man.
An African booty scratcher.
Radio graffiti.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my slave auction.
Our first item of the world.
I want a ghost.
And there's a really nice ball.
You fucking piece of shit.
Did I tell you to speak white, boy?
Scotty bit, one dollar.
Do we have any buyers?
What a man.
I'll bounce it and then go down on him and pop eyes.
Popeyes.
Oh, God.
I'm telling you, the skikosaurus African.
Cool.
To the fat lady in the front row for three.
Let's get to the meat of the program.
Our next piece is by Mrs. Ghost.
Scotty Bid, $18.66.
You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, fucking fuck you.
Fuck you.
You fucking booty scratch asshole.
Fuck it.
Paste the shit!
Ah, fuck, man!
You fuck!
You African booty scratching fuck!
Fuck this, dude.
I mean, you know, good God.
AND YOU ALL WANT ME TO COME BACK TOMORR- What's going on?
Why is my shit shorty out now?
Hey, what the fuck, man?
Oh, God, man.
I mean, shit's shorting out, man.
I'm fucking...
I'm getting out of here, dude.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
A fucking African fucking booty scratcher.
Give me a fucking break, man.
All right, listen.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm sorry, folks.
I gotta get the fuck out of here.
I can't do this anymore, man.
I'm sorry, man.
Goodbye.
It's right, man.
I can't do it.
I can't, dude.
I mean, I'm shorting out.
I mean, I hope that the fucking internet, the internet's been fucking up, man.
And look, I just, I like moved my computer.
Look at all this dust.
Where's all this dust coming from, dude?
I got a $5,000 computer, man.
There's fucking dust all over it, man.
Oh, fuck.
All right, look.
Take Radio Graffiti off.
All right, look, I got to get the fuck out of here, okay?
I got to get the fuck out of here.
I'll be here.
Okay?
Shut up.
Don't make fun of my fucking goddamn computer, man.
Don't make fun of my computer.
I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I think tomorrow I'll be here.
The percentage I'll be here is possibly 65% that I'll be here tomorrow, okay?
65%.
And you want to know why?
Because sometimes I have a good time with you people at Saturday Night Troll Show.
M Cook, who donated under my name for Radio Graffiti?
I didn't donate that tonight.
That was a fake donor.
Don't start.
All right.
Don't start.
Don't start with that shit, man.
We'll see if I show up tomorrow at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, okay?
And look, somebody's telling me in the chat room, why don't you just come on tomorrow and we'll watch the hurricane come in, huh?
And be nice and comfy.
You fucking sick asshole.
All right?
You sick goddamn asshole.
Anyway, I'm getting out of here.
65% chance tomorrow I'll be on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
And once again, go to ghost.report.
Kick it with us in the forum post.
And we'll see what happens.
All right.
And it's a free forum post.
No data's being sold.
Don't listen to these dickheads.
All right.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
And like I said, 65%, 65% chance that I'll be on the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
Hurricane Stream style.
Anyway, I am out of here.
I'm out of here.
I am.
Baller Friday.
Baller fucking Friday.
This is supposed to be episode 95.
Anyway, I'm out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, all right?
65% that I show up tomorrow on the Saturday night.