True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 68 Come on Hong Kong; Come on And Raise Up! China's Desperation Is Showing! Aired: 2020-04-22 Duration: 05:39:44 === Ghost Goes Full Emo (14:07) === [00:00:01] Okay, let's do this fucking shit. [00:00:19] What's going on, folks? [00:00:21] China better start bowing down to a spoiler. [00:00:24] This is your host, Mean Magician, and I am here to announce that Ghost has gone full emo. [00:00:30] I repeat, Ghost became emo. [00:00:32] He's tired of it all. [00:00:37] The part where he complains about you saying he's late. [00:01:23] What's going on, man? [00:01:25] Ha, ha, ha, ha. [00:01:27] That's right, folks. [00:01:29] You are listening to episode 68 of the Ghost Show. [00:01:34] Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost. [00:01:39] And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world. [00:01:46] And let everybody you know. [00:01:48] Let them all know that the Ghost Show is in effect and in the house. [00:01:52] And we are live right now, Wednesday, June 12th, 2019, episode 68. [00:02:00] You know what time it is? [00:02:02] Spread it around the internets and throughout the world. [00:02:04] Let them all know that we're here and we're live. [00:02:07] And guess what? [00:02:09] Come on, Hong Kong. [00:02:10] Come on and raise up. [00:02:13] Come on, Hong Kong. [00:02:14] Come on and raise up. [00:02:16] Raise up. [00:02:18] We see China's desperation and it's majorly showing. [00:02:22] You goddamn right. [00:02:25] Raise up, Hong Kong. [00:02:27] Raise up. [00:02:30] We don't need no Chinese totalitarianism, boys. [00:02:34] You damn right. [00:02:38] Raise up, Hong Kong. [00:02:41] Episode 68. [00:02:42] The Ghost Show stands with Hong Kong against China. [00:02:46] We don't want your totalitarianism, China. [00:02:50] You piece of crap. [00:02:53] All right, go ahead and take me out, Engineer. [00:02:56] Take it out for crap. [00:02:57] Hold on, what the hell is this? [00:02:59] Ortra Vest Dart de Puto. [00:03:02] What the hell are you talking about? [00:03:03] You need an ass whooping, you late piece of crap. [00:03:06] And look, we missed two doughnuts because they started playing them. [00:03:09] Let's take out the first one. [00:03:11] Of course, the mean magician over here. [00:03:14] What's going on, folks? [00:03:15] China better start bowing down to a spoy. [00:03:18] This is your host, Meme Magician, and I am here to announce that Ghost has gone full emo. [00:03:23] I've gone full emo. [00:03:25] Okay, shut your ass. [00:03:28] Just shut your ass. [00:03:30] All right, there's Oliver Carr as well. [00:03:31] Final game of the Stanley Cup, and we're winning 2-0. [00:03:34] Let's go, Blues. [00:03:35] Well, I'm glad that's happening for you. [00:03:38] Here's the next one, narrator. [00:03:40] The part where he complains about you saying he's late. [00:03:43] I'm not fucking late, asshole. [00:03:44] All right. [00:03:45] I'm not late, you son of a bitch, all right? [00:03:48] The narrator. [00:03:49] The part where he complains about you saying he's late. [00:03:53] All right, I think you said that already. [00:03:55] Shut your stupid stinking hole for Christ's sake. [00:03:58] Hail E-Moller. [00:03:59] Dude, why am I being emo for Christ's sake? [00:04:01] Why are you saying that I'm being emo today? [00:04:04] I'm caring about Hong Kong. [00:04:06] What the hell is this narrator's problem? [00:04:12] Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing, narrator. [00:04:14] What the hell are you talking about, you stupid piece of trash? [00:04:18] Anyway, what's going on? [00:04:19] Shut up in the chat room. [00:04:21] I'm not late. [00:04:21] I'm on Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays, 8:30 p.m. Central Time, and that's 8:30-ish, okay? [00:04:29] All right, that's 8:30-ish for Christ's sake, all right? [00:04:32] The part where someone donates a soiled wheelchair joke. [00:04:36] Hey, narrator, who the fuck are you, and why the hell you keep doing this crap, all right? [00:04:42] Gentlemen, welcome to Lone Star Airlines Flight 420. [00:04:46] This flight is going non-stop to San Antonio. [00:04:49] Ghost the Pilot. [00:04:50] Oh, no. [00:04:50] Oh, God. [00:04:51] Ghost the Pilot. [00:04:51] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain again. [00:04:54] It appears I just soiled my wheelchair. [00:04:56] Yeah, here we go. [00:04:57] Yeah, look, just like the narrator said, yeah, soiled wheelchair. [00:05:01] Yeah, shut up, all right? [00:05:03] I'm not emo ghost. [00:05:05] I'm just tired. [00:05:06] Wohu Shi Emo, Woji, Shilea, Nanun, Imoga, and I'm not gonna be able to do it. [00:05:10] Here they come talking to me in other immigrant languages for Christ's sake. [00:05:15] Talk to me in American. [00:05:16] You know that. [00:05:17] You all should know that by now. [00:05:19] I don't want you to talk to me in a goddamn immigrant language. [00:05:22] Talk to me in American, you piece of crap. [00:05:26] Jesus Christ. [00:05:29] Ghost cutting worse than Amanda Todd. [00:05:31] Oh, dude, don't invoke Amanda Todd in reference to a troll, dude. [00:05:36] That's horrible, man. [00:05:38] That's fucking horrible. [00:05:39] And if you don't know who Amanda Todd is, it's some little girl that got sexually exploited over the internet to the point where she killed herself. [00:05:48] And here you got goddamn assholes out here making damn trolls about it like it's like it's something funny. [00:05:54] It's not funny, you sick pricks. [00:05:56] All right, I know you're a bunch of macabre-ass trolls, but calm your asses down, all right? [00:06:02] Hey, ghost, been a fan since 2011. [00:06:04] Cheers to you and your capitalist army and also Nagaying Ara, I ang pigbaba, ng pigkakate in the family. [00:06:10] Yeah, I don't know what you're saying in that immigrant language, but I told you I'm big in the Philippines, folks. [00:06:14] Didn't I tell you that? [00:06:16] I told you I was big in the Philippines, baby, all right? [00:06:20] The part where I come in and say hi and then say something witty and hilarious or just annoy ghost. [00:06:25] Yeah, there's Art Hammond. [00:06:27] Yeah, that sounds about accurate there, boy. [00:06:28] That sounds about accurate. [00:06:30] All right. [00:06:31] What else we got? [00:06:32] Ghost Granny Old Puss. [00:06:34] I'm not an emo ghost. [00:06:35] I'm just tired. [00:06:36] I'm not emo ghost. [00:06:37] I'm just tired. [00:06:38] Listen, I'd like for y'all to. [00:06:41] I don't know where you're coming up with this emo ghost shit, but please stop. [00:06:44] All right. [00:06:44] Look at Amanda Ghostler Todd. [00:06:47] Wait, why are you all invoking Amanda Todd's memory into this trolling, you macabre bastards, all right? [00:06:53] I mean, why are you bringing this shit up now? [00:06:56] Why are you bringing this shit up? [00:06:58] Rise up, Hong Kong. [00:07:00] You're damn right, rise up, Hong Kong. [00:07:02] I want to talk about that if you let me fucking talk. [00:07:09] Oh, God, here's the wheelchair. [00:07:11] Insert wheelchair joke here, all right? [00:07:15] Now, listen, shut up and let me talk here for a second, okay? [00:07:18] Because this show is a little bit serious, and I want to let the world know that the ghost show stands behind the protesters in Hong Kong. [00:07:27] And if you're not familiar with what's going on out there, let me explain something to you, okay? [00:07:31] Now, first of all, Hong Kong, let me explain to you about this little area. [00:07:35] It's a small province that was once occupied by the Brits, okay? [00:07:41] The British had occupied this, and for whatever reason, they decided to write a 99-year lease with the Chinese. [00:07:49] Ghosts' wrists look like a barcode. [00:07:52] Like, shut the f- Can you shut up? [00:07:55] Nobody's cutting. [00:07:55] Nobody's slitting wrists out here. [00:07:57] Shut up. [00:07:58] All right. [00:08:00] Now, once again, Hong Kong had a 99-year lease from the Brits that expired in 1997. [00:08:07] Now, during the occupation or the colonization by the Brits over Hong Kong, Hong Kong became out because of pure capitalism, because of pure hack Amanda Huggins. [00:08:20] Can you shut the fuck up and let me talk? [00:08:22] This is serious business. [00:08:23] Let me talk. [00:08:25] I'd buy that for a dollar. [00:08:27] The part where Ghost briefly discusses the news before being derailed by the trolls in the next couple of years. [00:08:33] Can you shut up, man? [00:08:34] Who the hell is this narrator asshole? [00:08:36] Who the hell is this? [00:08:38] Happy Wednesday, Ghost. [00:08:39] Hope to see Fortune Cookie today, but if you can't, I hope at some point. [00:08:42] Oh, bad egg roll, we do it for Chairman Mao. [00:08:45] We do it for Chairman. [00:08:46] All right, yeah, we get it. [00:08:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:08:48] All right, we get it for Christ's sake. [00:08:51] Crack a beer, Alki. [00:08:53] Can y'all listen? [00:08:54] Let me fucking talk on my own show. [00:08:56] This is my show. [00:08:58] I'd buy that for a while. [00:08:59] My ghostly romance. [00:09:01] When I was a young boy, my granny took me into the city to see a marching band. [00:09:06] She said, Ghost when you grow up. [00:09:08] Will you be a hambone? [00:09:10] Can you all shut the fuck up, please? [00:09:13] I'm trying to talk here, all right? [00:09:15] All right, ghost hanging like Bennington. [00:09:17] Listen, dude, stop with the macabre trolls already. [00:09:20] Seriously, I'm trying to talk about something serious. [00:09:23] China oppressing another country is not news. [00:09:26] They persecute our Uyghur brothers and other ethnic minorities. [00:09:29] Yeah, we're familiar with the words. [00:09:30] China must have its needs in the world. [00:09:31] The Uyghurs out there in China are being persecuted. [00:09:36] You're damn right there, Tim McCram. [00:09:39] The Uyghurs in China are being persecuted. [00:09:41] You're absolutely right. [00:09:42] Amanda Todd was certainly a tragic death. [00:09:45] But to be fair, she kind of brought some of that whole self given some of the stuff that she did here and there. [00:09:51] Oh, dude. [00:09:53] Of course, a sick fuck like you would say that, Art Hammond. [00:09:56] Of course, a sick, twisted bastard like you would say something like that, alright? [00:10:00] I think what I miss the most about her is her razor-sharp commentary and wit. [00:10:06] Are you fucking kidding me, dude? [00:10:08] Are you kidding me? [00:10:09] Ghost, have you ever had stinky tofu? [00:10:11] No, I don't fucking have tofu for Christ's sake. [00:10:14] I don't believe in that soy shit. [00:10:16] I'd buy that for a ghost Lebourdain. [00:10:19] Dude, what is up with all this emo stuff, dude? [00:10:21] Why are you all saying this shit? [00:10:23] I don't appreciate this. [00:10:24] This is horrible. [00:10:26] This is fucking horrible. [00:10:27] Robin Williams emo lover. [00:10:30] I mean, dude, listen, I'm tired of you people. [00:10:33] I don't know what theme. [00:10:34] I don't know if y'all were fucking planning this in a goddamn chat room. [00:10:37] I don't know what you're doing, but you better stop. [00:10:39] This is getting way too macabre out here. [00:10:41] Especially this Amanda Todd stuff. [00:10:43] Or I'd leave Amanda Todd alone, for heaven's sake. [00:10:46] That was a horrible situation. [00:10:48] And for Art Hammond, this sick son of a bitch, to sit over here saying that she brought it on herself, she got manipulated by a bunch of jerk dicks, all right, to show nudes when she was a teenager. [00:11:01] And what? [00:11:04] I've donated over $25. [00:11:06] You unbanned. [00:11:08] Hey, wait a minute. [00:11:10] It's a $25 to get out. [00:11:13] All right. [00:11:14] I mean, okay, I agree, all of Yaksloff. [00:11:18] You've donated over $25 over many shows, but dude, whoever Rocker is, he's probably there because he was being a piece of shit. [00:11:27] All right? [00:11:28] He was being a piece of trash. [00:11:30] All right, this isn't some flea market where you could barter and say, well, I came back and I gave you, you know, and I bought $3 and $5 from you for the past couple of days. [00:11:42] So now I think I should deserve to do it. [00:11:45] Come on, dude. [00:11:46] That's not how it works. [00:11:47] For our favorite emo. [00:11:49] Ah, and look who it is. [00:11:51] Dark me magician girl with a 15 bucker. [00:11:54] Oh, great. [00:11:55] Oh, great. [00:11:56] All right, everybody. [00:11:58] Let's get to the markets. [00:11:59] Where the hell did you come from, Will Wang? [00:12:01] 0.17%. [00:12:03] And hey, since when did you do the markets, Will Walsh? [00:12:06] You piece of shit. [00:12:08] The NASDAQ is down by 0.38%. [00:12:13] Ghost manipulated Todd for you. [00:12:15] Fuck you. [00:12:16] Don't even go there, you fucking piece of trash, alright? [00:12:20] Don't even go there, you piece of trash. [00:12:22] I'm not even joking around. [00:12:24] Kurt hanging on an emo kobe. [00:12:30] Dude, is this what this is gonna be today? [00:12:32] Is this what this is? [00:12:34] Nigger. [00:12:35] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:12:36] And then we got this rate. [00:12:37] Whoever the hell donates with this racist shit. [00:12:39] Goddamn racist bastards. [00:12:42] Oh, Macho Taco. [00:12:45] Oh, I'm sure you are. [00:12:48] It's just pouring out of me in battery chunks of flaming butthole thought you would know since you drink gamer girl foot sweat. [00:12:54] So I imagine you have this problem. [00:12:56] Fuck you, you stupid sick bastard, all right? [00:12:59] Fuck you, all right? [00:13:00] The part where someone donates the first $15 bucker. [00:13:04] Who the fuck are you, narrator? [00:13:05] Who the fuck are you, man? [00:13:07] Buy that for a dollar. [00:13:09] And here's a 15 bucker. [00:13:10] Look, I'm going to get the 15 buckers in a minute. [00:13:12] All right. [00:13:12] I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in a minute. [00:13:14] All right. [00:13:15] All right. [00:13:16] I'd buy that for a dollar. [00:13:18] How much for ghost new dude? [00:13:20] I don't even want to show my face, dude. [00:13:22] What makes you want to... [00:13:23] Look, just listen. [00:13:24] Everybody just shut the fuck up. [00:13:26] All right? [00:13:27] Ghost shotgun mouthwash. [00:13:31] Dude, what the fuck is going on here with all this garbage, man? [00:13:34] I'm not even joking around. [00:13:35] What the hell is going on with this garbage? [00:13:37] All right? [00:13:39] What is going on with all this emo and all this, all this crap that you people are on? [00:13:44] Oh, and y'all had to bring up Bushwick Bill dying of pancreatic cancer. [00:13:49] Look at that two-bucker there. [00:13:51] Look at Ghostler's gas bill. [00:13:53] All right, listen. [00:13:54] Look, stop with the macabre jokes already, dude. [00:13:56] Seriously, I'm tired of the macabre jokes. [00:14:00] Jew, are you calling me Joe? [00:14:02] So what? [00:14:02] If I was Jewish, so what? [00:14:05] So what? [00:14:06] I'd buy that for a dollar. === Shut Up With This Garbage (15:24) === [00:14:09] Todd got left hanging. [00:14:14] Are we going to do this all night, dude? [00:14:16] Because I don't want to do this. [00:14:17] All right? [00:14:18] Nigger, nigger, nigger, fried chicken milk. [00:14:21] Shut that stupid fucking racist text to speech up. [00:14:24] Who the hell did that, man? [00:14:26] Why are you all doing this today? [00:14:28] I mean, we've got some serious shit to talk about out here. [00:14:31] I want to talk about Hong Kong. [00:14:33] Ghost on air. [00:14:35] Shut up, Anne Hero on Air. [00:14:36] I'm not going to fucking kill myself, you stupid son of a bitch. [00:14:40] All right, you people are sick, dude. [00:14:42] Nick Fuentes is 100% willing to debate. [00:14:45] Oh, yeah. [00:14:46] But you need to reach out and offer an invite to debate him on his show. [00:14:49] I'm not going on his stupid pissing ground show. [00:14:52] So this would be the perfect moment for you to spread the GX network. [00:14:55] I'm not going on that little fucking Mexican show, dude. [00:14:58] I'm not going to do it. [00:14:59] I'm sorry. [00:15:00] He comes to my show. [00:15:01] I'm not going to his show. [00:15:03] Nigger, over and over. [00:15:06] Who the fuck is narrator, dude? [00:15:07] Who the fuck is doing this? [00:15:09] Who the fuck is doing this? [00:15:10] Ghostcock is best cock. [00:15:12] Take it to me, Daddy. [00:15:14] Dude, enough of Amanda Todd fucking trolls, dude. [00:15:17] This is not funny. [00:15:18] All right. [00:15:19] What happened to Amanda Todd is not funny. [00:15:22] Hong Kong and Taiwan belong to China. [00:15:24] They are dogs for the Japanese and will die like dogs. [00:15:28] Soon the brave Chinese army will make a difference. [00:15:30] Zhang Wei. [00:15:31] Shut your mouth, all right? [00:15:32] China number one. [00:15:34] China is a goddamn totalitarian communist piece of shit. [00:15:38] All right? [00:15:38] Yang gang, shu you, wo men. [00:15:41] Did you just say Yang Gang? [00:15:42] Yeah? [00:15:43] Oh, do we have a China connection to Yang Gang? [00:15:46] I wouldn't be surprised if fucking Yang was a part of the goddamn Chinese government in some capacity. [00:15:53] For heaven's sake. [00:15:55] I'd buy that for a dollar. [00:15:57] You sound like a bitch since you refuse to debate Fuente. [00:16:00] I'm not going on his damn show. [00:16:02] For Christ's sake, what are we going to eat? [00:16:03] Bean and cheese tacos? [00:16:05] I don't want to go on a show. [00:16:06] The part where narrator and me can predict your failure of a show and say it ahead of time due to you lacking the engineer's talent. [00:16:13] Oh, fuck. [00:16:13] Fuck you, Dark Me Magician Girl, alright? [00:16:17] The part where D-Ray complains about Trump and immigration. [00:16:21] Who in the fuck is narrator, dude? [00:16:23] Seriously, who the hell is this shit? [00:16:25] Who the hell is this crap? [00:16:27] All right, ghost during last Halloween includes nudes. [00:16:32] Jesus. [00:16:33] I'll get to the 15 buckers in a minute, alright? [00:16:36] In a minute. [00:16:36] Hold on. [00:16:37] Hey, ghost, I'm autistic now looking for an outer space chick to plow looking for a fat dick to suck because I'm gay to bitch. [00:16:44] I don't even give a fuck. [00:16:45] I don't care either if you're gay. [00:16:48] Why are you telling me this, Macho Taco? [00:16:50] Why are you mentioning this? [00:16:52] Why should I care? [00:16:54] Why should I care? [00:16:55] Hong Kong next day, oh nothing. [00:16:58] The fuck you, what the hell does that mean for Christ's sake, all right? [00:17:00] Let me talk here for a second so I can talk about Hong Kong. [00:17:03] She kind of had it coming right, ghost. [00:17:06] 123 if ghost caused Amanda to end. [00:17:09] Oh, dude, don't try. [00:17:10] Look, enough of Amanda Todd, all right? [00:17:12] Enough of this. [00:17:13] Continuing on, gold is up. [00:17:15] Jesus Christ, for Christ's sake. [00:17:17] Silver is up. [00:17:18] Stop trying to do my job, man. [00:17:23] For Christ's sake. [00:17:26] Oh, my God. [00:17:28] I'd buy that for a dollar. [00:17:30] Coward debate Fuente. [00:17:32] Dude, I have nothing to say to Fuentes, all right? [00:17:35] This is a Mexican who hates Mexicans, okay? [00:17:38] So what the hell do I have to say to him? [00:17:41] Just quit already? [00:17:43] Can't you tell this show is another train wreck just like the other? [00:17:46] Listen, shut up, all right? [00:17:48] Let me talk. [00:17:50] Let me talk so maybe some of you sons of bitches will learn something, all right? [00:17:54] All right, this show supports the uprising of Hong Kong against the totalitarianism of China. [00:18:00] Do you understand what's going on here? [00:18:03] What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? [00:18:05] Blue one blew this way, one blew that way. [00:18:10] Dude, why are you all being so macabre today? [00:18:13] Is this what kind of crop of people? [00:18:15] What kind of sick fucking people are you? [00:18:18] This macabre. [00:18:19] I've never seen the trolls this macabre, dude. [00:18:22] I'm not even just this is a fucking disgusting disgrace that you trolls are showing out here. [00:18:27] This is a macabre-ass show, and I don't appreciate it. [00:18:32] And now I'm being called a pussy because I don't want to go on fucking Nick Fuentes' little two-bit show. [00:18:36] Listen, I don't like Nick Fuentes, okay? [00:18:40] He's a pip-squeak, little freaking fruity-ass little Mexican dork, okay? [00:18:45] I mean, his fucking social and political analysis is the equivalent of a fucking high school social studies paper, okay? [00:18:53] And on top of that, I saw him on D-Live playing video games. [00:18:58] So, what? [00:18:58] I'm supposed to debate some fucking asshole who spends his fucking Friday and Saturday night playing video games like a fucking toy fucking dweeb? [00:19:06] Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, all right? [00:19:09] Let me tell you something. [00:19:09] I would make Nick Fuentes and anybody else that wants to debate me look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack. [00:19:16] All right, I would make them look like mental midgets. [00:19:19] All right, have you talked any widows into suicide lately, or was it just a two-time thing? [00:19:25] I've never done such a thing. [00:19:26] Shut up, I've never done such a thing. [00:19:29] Yeah, look at this. [00:19:30] Shut up, pussy. [00:19:31] Yeah, look at this. [00:19:31] Shut up, pussy, for Christ's sake. [00:19:33] Yeah, all right. [00:19:36] I buy that for a dollar. [00:19:38] Boomers like you killed America. [00:19:40] Oh, we killed America. [00:19:43] We killed America. [00:19:44] Boomers killed America for Christ. [00:19:46] No, you lazy millennial pieces of shit. [00:19:51] You're damn right, free Tibet in Hong Kong. [00:19:53] I want to talk about it. [00:19:55] These fuckers would let me talk. [00:19:58] And these fuckers would let me talk. [00:19:59] Hong Kong and a middle-aged fat Jew yelling at trolls in his trailer pretending to be that. [00:20:04] Jesus Christ. [00:20:05] All right, listen. [00:20:05] All right. [00:20:06] The reason Nick Fuentes doesn't like goddamn boomers is because he's a goddamn little fucking Mexican self-hating twerp. [00:20:14] All right. [00:20:14] He wishes that he could get himself a decent job. [00:20:17] He can't, so he dresses up in his father's suit and goes on the internet pretending like he's a goddamn Dennis Miller throwback. [00:20:24] All right. [00:20:25] The guy has no social or political commentary whatsoever. [00:20:30] All right. [00:20:30] I'll make him look like a mental midget. [00:20:32] I'll make anybody look like mental midgets if they want to come and debate me. [00:20:37] But I'm not going on their show. [00:20:39] All right. [00:20:39] I'm not going on their show. [00:20:41] And by the way, all right, by the way, what? [00:20:43] Shout out to Mediker Fembot. [00:20:45] Hey, girl, ghost, how big is your gun? [00:20:48] Will you ever go on the Ralph Retort? [00:20:50] No, I'm not going on these shows. [00:20:52] Do you understand? [00:20:54] These shows are beneath me. [00:20:57] These shows are beneath me. [00:20:59] Ghost gave Todd the right. [00:21:00] Listen, fucking shut up with the Amanda Todd trolls. [00:21:04] You're sick. [00:21:05] You're macabre. [00:21:07] All right. [00:21:09] I'm not kidding around. [00:21:10] I'll debate anybody. [00:21:11] I'll make them look like a lower than Minnie Me's nutsack. [00:21:14] All right. [00:21:16] And by the way, all right, since y'all people want to talk shit about boomers, I want to be honest with you folks. [00:21:22] Because the millennials and the Gen Z, they don't want to go out and work. [00:21:26] All right. [00:21:27] They don't want to go out and work anymore. [00:21:29] Boomers are the ones that are taking the place in the workplace. [00:21:32] You notice that? [00:21:33] The boomers are more reliable. [00:21:35] Boomers show up to work and boomers actually go out and do the job. [00:21:40] So much so that you hear about the, did you hear about this? [00:21:43] And I know that you fucking millennials and you Zoomers are going to love this shit. [00:21:47] You're going to love this crap. [00:21:49] They're going to give baby boomers free college education. [00:21:53] Did you hear about that? [00:21:57] And I'm telling you, millennials and Gen Z are having a shit fit. [00:22:01] They're having a damn shit fit for Christ's sake. [00:22:04] Ghost gave Todd her. [00:22:06] Like, shut the fuck up about Amanda Todd. [00:22:09] Amanda was the widow. [00:22:11] Real funny, you idiot. [00:22:12] All right. [00:22:12] Shut up about the Amanda Todd trolls. [00:22:14] Those are macabre, you asshole. [00:22:17] All right. [00:22:17] Now, guess what? [00:22:20] Ghost getting tired. [00:22:21] Can y'all shut the fuck up about Amanda Todd? [00:22:24] That's not funny. [00:22:26] That's not funny. [00:22:27] That's macabre and it's sick. [00:22:32] But once again, folks, boomers can now go to college while you all are paying for it. [00:22:37] Boomers like myself could go to college right now and get a free degree. [00:22:41] Huh? [00:22:42] Ghost, you do a great job debating yourself. [00:22:45] What are you talking about? [00:22:47] Yeah, real funny. [00:22:49] Yeah, real funny for Christ's sake. [00:22:50] Real funny, Tonka Saw. [00:22:52] Whoever the hell you are. [00:22:54] All right. [00:22:54] Now, let me sprinkle some more salt on there. [00:23:00] Amanda should have got into the kitchen. [00:23:02] Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I know what kind of reverse psychology you're trying to do there, you dumb bitch. [00:23:08] All right, I know what you're doing, all right? [00:23:10] Todd first, widow. [00:23:12] Look, shut the fuck up, all right? [00:23:15] Shut up. [00:23:19] I'm telling you, folks, I'm just saying, that should tell you something that the colleges that force you to pay for your education, they're giving it out to baby boomers now for free. [00:23:31] And you want to know why they're giving baby boomers free college education? [00:23:35] Because they're working. [00:23:36] They're still working while you damn fucking millennials and you Gen Zers are sitting there playing with your Peter Popper. [00:23:45] All right. [00:23:47] I'm not. [00:23:48] That's enough, Amanda Todd trolls. [00:23:50] All right. [00:23:50] That's a sick one. [00:23:51] All right. [00:23:51] But the bottom line is, is that the baby boomer generation is still working. [00:23:56] All right. [00:23:57] Well, you've got millennials completely out of work. [00:24:00] They're just sitting there in mommy and daddy's basement getting their thumbs bruised with fucking video games. [00:24:05] All right. [00:24:06] I'm not emoji. [00:24:07] God, Cecil. [00:24:08] Christ. [00:24:09] Wo-boo, shi-emo. [00:24:10] Wo-ji-shile. [00:24:11] Nanana. [00:24:11] Look, asshole. [00:24:12] If you're going to talk to me, talk to me in American, you asshole. [00:24:16] Talk to me in American. [00:24:19] You son of a bitch. [00:24:22] Shut this immigrant language up, all right? [00:24:24] We're not talking immigrant language here, all right? [00:24:29] I don't know what the fuck you just said there, boy. [00:24:31] Talk to me in American, all right? [00:24:33] And look at all the salt in the chat room, baby. [00:24:36] You fucking boomers, you should get busy dying. [00:24:38] Fuck the boomers. [00:24:42] Why do you think we can go to college now? [00:24:44] Boomers can go to college and not pay for their education. [00:24:48] I mean, what does that say about you young people? [00:24:51] What does that say about you young people? [00:24:54] Hey, ghost, it's me. [00:24:56] You know the one who invited you to that party last night. [00:24:58] I was dressed up. [00:25:00] And had you beat me with a belt in your wheelchair. [00:25:03] See you at Brony Constance. [00:25:05] It's a fucking brony. [00:25:08] And don't give me a fucking bro hoof, you fucking brony. [00:25:11] All right. [00:25:12] Don't give me a damn bro hoof. [00:25:13] All right? [00:25:15] Now, what that should tell you is, is that because the boomers are working and they can get themselves a free supplemental education so that they can continue their career even beyond their retirement, should go to show you that no one respects your generation. [00:25:30] No one respects the millennials. [00:25:32] No one respects the Gen Zers. [00:25:34] And you want to know why it is? [00:25:36] Because you don't even respect yourselves. [00:25:38] You have no respect for yourselves. [00:25:40] You're slovenly. [00:25:41] The way you dress is disgusting. [00:25:43] You have no self-respect. [00:25:45] Half of you people have turned the beard into like some kind of a fruit bowl statement. [00:25:51] All right. [00:25:51] There's no masculinity going on. [00:25:53] All right. [00:25:54] Everybody's a damn, you know, have feminine physical attributes and feminine vernacular for Christ's sake. [00:26:01] All right. [00:26:02] And look, the boomers are out here. [00:26:04] We're cleaning up your mess. [00:26:06] I mean, you should be leading the country. [00:26:08] You should be involved in these institutions, but you're not. [00:26:11] Corn is up by 1.2%. [00:26:12] And can you shut up, Will? [00:26:14] Can you shut the fuck up, Will, for Christ's sake? [00:26:17] I'm going to do my job. [00:26:20] Holy shit. [00:26:21] Coffee is up 2.7%. [00:26:22] Can you shut the fuck up? [00:26:24] I'm going to get to that in just a second, you asshole. [00:26:27] I'm going to get to that in just a second if you just shut up. [00:26:30] Cotton is down 0.15%. [00:26:33] Lumber is up 3.35%. [00:26:35] Can you shut up, man? [00:26:36] Lumber is down 0.1%. [00:26:39] Stupid asshole, all right? [00:26:41] Oh, ghost quotes. [00:26:42] So here it is. [00:26:43] I was jerking to the nudes I made Amanda give me and when she died. [00:26:46] Oh, you fucking lie. [00:26:47] You have to fucking lie. [00:26:49] And I'm tired of you people doing this fucking Amanda Todd troll. [00:26:52] This is not fucking funny. [00:26:54] June 16th. [00:26:55] This is not fucking funny, dude. [00:26:57] All right. [00:26:58] The part where trolls try to do ghosts' job. [00:27:01] And who the fuck is narrator? [00:27:03] Who the hell is this piece of trash? [00:27:05] Where the hell did you come from? [00:27:08] I mean, where the hell did this narrator come from, for Christ's sake, all right? [00:27:13] Jesus Christ. [00:27:14] And by the way, I know you folks in the chat room, you're like, the boomers are going to die in my generation, and I'm going to enjoy to see them dead. [00:27:21] And guess what? [00:27:22] The boomers ain't going to leave you nothing. [00:27:25] I mean, haven't you seen the commercials on some of these news channels, for Christ's sake? [00:27:28] I mean, they're not even going to leave you any homes. [00:27:31] They've created something called reverse mortgages. [00:27:34] So the bank can give them a monthly stipend as they take away equity in their homes. [00:27:39] I mean, you've got financial institutions that are buying back, buying back life insurance policies. [00:27:46] All right. [00:27:48] They're not going to leave you shit, dude. [00:27:51] All right. [00:27:51] Hail ghost taught. [00:27:53] Shut up, asshole. [00:27:54] All right. [00:27:54] Shut up. [00:27:55] All right. [00:27:57] And I'm telling you this right now. [00:27:59] You're sitting there with your tail between your legs, especially you fucking millennials, dude. [00:28:03] Y'all are in your 30s. [00:28:04] Half your lives have already passed you by. [00:28:07] You've got nothing. [00:28:08] You owe nothing. [00:28:09] You have no fucking... [00:28:10] I mean, what did I read? [00:28:11] The average millennial has $4,000 in assets. [00:28:18] What? [00:28:19] I mean, you're in your 30s and all you've got is $4,000 on average in assets for Christ's sake. [00:28:25] I mean, you people should be buying houses at this point in time. [00:28:28] You should be owning cars for Christ's sake. [00:28:31] It's a joke. [00:28:33] Ardhamman. [00:28:34] All right, shut up. [00:28:34] I'll get to the 15 buckers in just a second. [00:28:37] And you damn millennials and Gen Zers have the audacity to blame the boomers? [00:28:41] I mean, when the hell are you going to become adults? [00:28:43] When are you going to go out and stake your fucking claim instead of sitting over here trying to complain that there's no jobs, there's no jobs. [00:28:50] And there's more fucking jobs in this America than there are people looking for jobs. [00:28:56] Ha you gullible teenage bitch. [00:28:59] Now I'm going to spread yourself. [00:29:01] Listen, disgusting of you. [00:29:03] I'm not doing this. [00:29:04] Look, I'm tired of this Amanda Todd troll shit. [00:29:06] Enough. [00:29:09] Enough of this shit. [00:29:11] Enough. [00:29:12] Kitchen knife wheelchair symbol spaghetti star of David Deere Lugs Potable Water Alarm Cross. [00:29:17] Shut up for Christ's sake. [00:29:18] Enough of the goddamn ridiculous Amanda Todd trolls. [00:29:21] This is macabre. [00:29:22] This is sick. [00:29:23] All right? [00:29:25] Look at this. [00:29:25] Ghost killed. [00:29:27] Shut the fuck. [00:29:28] Shut the fuck up with that crap. [00:29:30] I'd buy that for a dollar. === Enough Of The Amanda Todd Trolls (07:05) === [00:29:33] Stop confusing free college for boomers. [00:29:35] Oh, okay. [00:29:36] Uh-oh. [00:29:39] You all think I'm lying over here? [00:29:41] You couldn't even turn a computer on. [00:29:44] You are an idiot. [00:29:46] All right? [00:29:47] I bet the seat of your wheelchair smells worse than Amanda Todd's dead pussy and decomposing butthole. [00:29:53] Can you just shut up with this sick crap? [00:29:55] All right. [00:29:56] All right. [00:29:56] Just shut up. [00:29:57] All right. [00:29:59] I'm 18 and I have 4,000 in assets. [00:30:02] Well, you're ahead of the game, but you need to combine more assets to that there, boy. [00:30:06] You understand that? [00:30:09] All right, now let me explain something to you. [00:30:11] All right. [00:30:12] Look at this. [00:30:13] All right. [00:30:13] This is just one article. [00:30:15] I can show you a bunch of them. [00:30:17] But let me show you this and put the PC shot on. [00:30:19] Here it is. [00:30:20] U of M, University of Minnesota, gives boomers college credit for $10 a credit. [00:30:29] Millennials are outraged. [00:30:31] Debt-ridden millennials were not exactly thrilled to hear about their senior discount available at their local university. [00:30:43] Oh, shut up about Amanda Todd already, you sick bastard. [00:30:47] Huh? [00:30:48] Look at that. [00:30:52] I mean, you guys were a bunch of suckers, dude. [00:30:56] I mean, only a complete and utter idiot would have put themselves into $30,000, $40,000, $50,000 in debt before they even get a job. [00:31:07] And you have the audacity to sit here and point the fingers at boomers? [00:31:11] Are you kidding? [00:31:17] Oh, God. [00:31:19] Oh, my God. [00:31:23] And you know what? [00:31:24] And then look, let me show you what boomers have to say about millennials wanting free college and millennials wanting their college tuition wiped out. [00:31:33] Look at this. [00:31:35] Baby boomers suggest everyone who wants free education to join the army. [00:31:44] Oh, my God. [00:31:46] I'm sorry, folks. [00:31:48] Know this probably hits many of you in the crawl, but you did it to yourselves, dude. [00:31:52] Ironic that you are sitting on your wheelchair for five hours and U.s. [00:31:55] Millennials are throwing money at you to not let you talk. [00:31:59] Shut the fuck up, we are paying your bills now hey hey hey hey, calm your ass down. [00:32:03] All right, I want you to know that the majority of the people that listen to my broadcast are actually zoomer or generation zers. [00:32:13] All right, believe it or not, people 18 to 20, 28 or whatever, the 24, whatever the hell. [00:32:18] It is all right, don't get me wrong. [00:32:20] You uh, millennials are a close second. [00:32:22] But let me tell you something, i'm becoming real big in those higher demographics. [00:32:26] In the 40s, 50s and 60s, we got a lot of older people listening in, and you want to know why? [00:32:31] It is because i'm a voice of an old generation. [00:32:34] I'm a voice of an old generation that needs to come back, and if it ain't gonna come back, we need to rub it in the faces of these goddamn betas and these damn fruit bowls out here. [00:32:43] I mean, you've got fucking males nowadays in abundance wearing tight legging jeans showing off anal camel toe. [00:32:52] Okay, and we're just accepting this in America today, anal camel toe is the damn uh new fashion of the day and uh, we're just supposed to take it. [00:33:02] Just give me a fucking break, all right, give me a damn break, all right. [00:33:07] You want to know why the baby boomers are getting all this? [00:33:09] Because they vote all right. [00:33:11] Because they were self-aware politically and socially at 18 years of age. [00:33:16] You understand that, boy huh yeah, voice of a retard, you all right. [00:33:21] Asshole. [00:33:22] Voice of a retard. [00:33:23] I'm a voice of a badass generation. [00:33:26] That's what I am. [00:33:28] You all know it and I know it. [00:33:29] So just sit there and shut up. [00:33:31] I know y'all are pissed. [00:33:32] Y'all are in debt for 25 years over some pissant little stupid, dumb college degree that you never should have gotten, and I think you people need to just take a look at yourself in the mirror and realize that y'all made some bad decisions in life and stop bitching and moaning about everybody else. [00:33:46] All right, anal camel toe, you know you want me Emo, got shut up asshole, all right. [00:33:54] I'm just saying baby, i'm just saying and, by the way uh, you folks that are out there that don't want to get into the workforce, because you think, because you got an education, that you deserve to be managing shit and deserve to be getting paid $85,000 a year, you ain't going to do it. [00:34:12] It ain't going to happen to you, baby. [00:34:13] All right. [00:34:14] Just like I've told everybody who's listened to my old shows on the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast and the True Conservative Radio Broadcast, I told you that you got to go out and you got to make things happen. [00:34:25] All right. [00:34:25] That's the difference between capitalists and everybody else. [00:34:29] All right. [00:34:30] A capitalist, they go out and they make things happen while you sons of bitches are out there living on your mommy's fucking couch, getting your thumbs bruised on video games and waiting for things to happen to you. [00:34:44] Waiting for things to happen to you. [00:34:46] All right. [00:34:50] Woo! [00:34:51] Oh my God. [00:34:52] Look at the hate. [00:34:53] Look at the hater aid in the chat room. [00:34:59] Hey, you know what? [00:35:00] Hey, Constantine's commentary, go shove it up your ass, you hater. [00:35:05] All right. [00:35:05] Hey, Kevin, shove it up your ass. [00:35:07] Bannigers, shove it up your ass. [00:35:10] All right. [00:35:10] All right. [00:35:11] K Yusa, shove it up your ass. [00:35:14] All right. [00:35:14] Solar Shield, shove it up your ass. [00:35:19] Woo! [00:35:21] Oh, my God. [00:35:22] This is great, baby. [00:35:23] This is great. [00:35:24] And GX in the chat. [00:35:26] You understand that? [00:35:27] GX in the chat. [00:35:28] You know what time it is. [00:35:30] You know what time it is, baby. [00:35:35] Oh, here's another fake quote by the body. [00:35:42] Wheel me into class, engineer. [00:35:44] I sure like paying only $10 for leftist indoctrination. [00:35:47] Hey, it's not leftist indoctrination. [00:35:50] It's building on top of your education so that you can move up the corporate ladder. [00:35:54] I mean, boomers are still working, asshole. [00:35:57] Boomers are still working while you idiots aren't a wheelchair symbol, Shut up. [00:36:07] I'd buy that for a dollar. [00:36:09] When I was a young, shut up, asshole, all right? [00:36:12] I'm not kidding around, boys. [00:36:14] You people realize that, you know, boomers are working out here. [00:36:19] All right. [00:36:19] Open up the phone lines because I'm pretty sure you got a lot of people right now who are going to blow you the fuck out for being a dumbass boomer. [00:36:27] Oh, oh, man. === Hong Kong Economy Check (14:43) === [00:36:38] Hey, look, let me tell you something right now. [00:36:40] I know you people are upset. [00:36:41] You're pissed off. [00:36:42] You got nobody to blame but yourself. [00:36:44] I mean, at some point, you got to take responsibility for your own actions. [00:36:48] And that's the problem with you, damn millennials and you Gen Zers. [00:36:51] You don't want to take responsibility. [00:36:53] It's everybody else's fault but your stupid ass. [00:36:56] You know, it's your mama's fault. [00:36:57] It's your daddy's fault. [00:36:58] It's society's fault. [00:37:00] It's college's fault. [00:37:01] All right. [00:37:02] It's the boomer's fault. [00:37:04] All right. [00:37:04] But you people just need to sit there and look at your damn beady eyes in the mirror on that stack of dimes you call a neck. [00:37:10] And you need to realize that it's your fucking fault that you're a piece of shit. [00:37:14] All right. [00:37:14] It's your goddamn fault that you're a piece of crap. [00:37:17] All right. [00:37:18] So just sit there and shut up. [00:37:20] All right. [00:37:20] I don't want to hear nothing from you people again. [00:37:22] All right. [00:37:23] Your life is shitty because of you. [00:37:25] Nobody else because of you. [00:37:27] So just sit there and shut your mouth, boy, all right? [00:37:30] And learn something from old ghost over here. [00:37:32] Now, I'm sorry that I went on that soliloquy about boomers and millennials and Gen Zers and all this other stuff, but you got a lot of idiots in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage to me, and I don't really appreciate it. [00:37:48] All right. [00:37:48] I don't appreciate it for Christ's sake. [00:37:51] So what I want to talk about right now is telling the people of Hong Kong that the ghost show stands with you. [00:37:57] It's time to rise up against China's extradition bill. [00:38:01] And if you don't know what the extradition bill is, it means that China will now extradite anybody in Hong Kong that is accused of a communist crime. [00:38:11] All right. [00:38:11] And let's be honest. [00:38:13] You want to know why China's doing this? [00:38:15] China's doing this because Trump has literally put economic pressure on China. [00:38:21] All right. [00:38:21] Hey, what's up, man, eagers? [00:38:23] Really appreciate it. [00:38:24] Listen, Trump is putting economic pressure on China with these tariffs, a 25% tariff on $250 billion worth of Chinese goods. [00:38:34] And it's definitely hitting them in the economic crawl. [00:38:38] I'm not even joking. [00:38:39] You need to check out China's economy. [00:38:42] It is floundering. [00:38:43] Now, what China is doing, because Hong Kong is a province that they recently acquired in 1997. [00:38:52] There was a long agreement with the Brits that the Brits were going to preside over Hong Kong for 99 years, and that 99-year lease came to an end in 1997. [00:39:02] Now, from 1997 to now, the Chinese have incrementally brought in slowly but surely the totalitarian communist rule of law that they have on their mainland. [00:39:13] The only reason that they've been so lenient is because Hong Kong, folks, is a province, the richest province in the world that has no natural resources. [00:39:25] All right. [00:39:26] It's literally on rocks. [00:39:28] All right. [00:39:28] Has no natural resources and it's the richest province. [00:39:32] And how did that happen? [00:39:33] by the Brits allowing the Hong Kong folks to just practice pure unadulterated capitalism. [00:39:41] That's what's made Hong Kong what Hong Kong is today, all right? [00:39:46] The part where Ghost is smug and arrogant towards the people who pay his bills only. [00:39:50] I'm the fuck you asshole. [00:39:52] With Ghost having a meltdown in his life. [00:39:54] Fuck you, narrator. [00:39:55] All right, shut up. [00:39:56] All right. [00:39:58] Shut the fuck up. [00:39:59] Nobody asked you, narrator, you piece of trash. [00:40:03] The bottom line is, is that the reason China allowed Hong Kong to practice its unadulterated capitalism once it took over control of Hong Kong in 1997 was because there was a lot of money coming in and out of Hong Kong. [00:40:19] I mean, it's a really rich province. [00:40:22] Now, the reason China is cracking down is because of this. [00:40:25] All right. [00:40:26] It is a very rich province. [00:40:28] Hong Kong is very rich. [00:40:30] Enjoy. [00:40:31] All right. [00:40:31] I'll get to the 15 buckers in a second. [00:40:33] Hong Kong is very rich. [00:40:35] Now, what I believe is happening is China is going to trump up charges on some of the Hong Kong billionaires and multi-millionaires out there to confiscate their wealth so it can offset the losses that are being incurred by the Chinese because of Trump's tariffs. [00:40:54] And this is a very desperate move by China, in my opinion. [00:40:58] It shows that they are a paper tiger and their gums are bleeding as it pertains to this tariff war that Trump is asserting on them. [00:41:06] There is no other explanation why China would exert this extradition bill. [00:41:12] Because the bottom line is, is if you're charged with some kind of Chinese communist crime, under this bill, they can just take you away from Hong Kong, bring you back to the mainland. [00:41:23] You'll probably never be seen again. [00:41:25] You'll never be seen or heard from again. [00:41:28] And the reason China's doing this, in my opinion, is because there's a lot of wealth in Hong Kong. [00:41:33] And this is the way the communists take control of wealth. [00:41:36] All right. [00:41:36] They just take it. [00:41:37] That's what the communists do. [00:41:39] They don't know how to make anything. [00:41:40] They just take it. [00:41:41] They steal. [00:41:42] That's what they do. [00:41:43] And that's exactly what this Hong Kong Chinese extradition bill is all about. [00:41:48] China, once this bill is fully law, they're going to trump up charges on some of the wealth in Hong Kong. [00:41:55] And if you want my opinion, for all those that are wealthy in Hong Kong, if this doesn't work out, come on to the United States of America. [00:42:03] Come on and bring your money and bring yourselves to the United States of America and invest here. [00:42:08] Your money's always safe in America. [00:42:11] And that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake. [00:42:13] All right. [00:42:13] I mean, there's no other explanation on why China is doing this other than the fact that they're trying to steal wealth from Hong Kong. [00:42:21] I mean, it doesn't make China look very good. [00:42:24] I personally believe, and according to the activist AWY, which is a Chinese dissident, one of the big Chinese activists from the mainland, they believe that this is going to end into some kind of a Tiananmen Square situation. [00:42:38] And if you don't remember what happened in Tiananmen Square, it's pretty serious business. [00:42:43] Public housing in Hong Kong is a set of mass housing programs through which the government of Hong Kong provides affordable housing for lower income residents. [00:42:52] Nearly half of the population public housing. [00:42:57] Have you seen that? [00:42:58] Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair. [00:43:01] Shut up, you idiot. [00:43:01] First of all, Hong Kong has the highest real estate values in the world. [00:43:07] Okay? [00:43:07] I mean, it is such a rich country that, I mean, a 300-square-foot apartment could cost you $2.5 million. [00:43:15] Okay, so, I mean, you know, this whole public housing shit, if you're talking about the poor in Hong Kong, they're sleeping out of like small cages. [00:43:25] Have you heard about this? [00:43:26] The Hong Kong cages? [00:43:27] Y'all haven't heard about this shit? [00:43:29] Hold on, let me see if I can find it for you guys because you people need to see this shit. [00:43:32] I'm not even joking, all right? [00:43:33] Ghost face reveal. [00:43:35] Oh, okay, yeah. [00:43:36] Ghost face reveal. [00:43:37] All right, shut the fuck up, all right. [00:43:39] I'm gonna get to the 15 buckers in just a second, all right? [00:43:43] Hala Hala Ching Chong in Hong Kong. [00:43:45] Hey, Mista. [00:43:46] Hey, Mista. [00:43:47] You want $5 sucky sucky? [00:43:50] $10 fucky fucky. [00:43:51] $20 if for Brackman. [00:43:53] Can you shoot? [00:43:54] You want to put a fortune cookie in my butt, Mista? [00:43:56] Ha, you want anal Camel Toe. [00:43:59] $15 wheelchair man. [00:44:01] All right. [00:44:02] Can you just shut the fuck up? [00:44:03] All right. [00:44:04] Now, let me show you this. [00:44:06] Let me show you what the hell's happening here. [00:44:08] Hold on. [00:44:09] There's a damn ad for this. [00:44:10] I'm going to show you where Hong Kong's poor are living. [00:44:13] Okay. [00:44:13] It's not a good situation at all. [00:44:15] All right. [00:44:16] Here it is. [00:44:16] Hong Kong cages. [00:44:18] All right. [00:44:19] Put the PC shot on. [00:44:20] Let's go ahead and take a look at this. [00:44:21] Look. [00:44:21] Oh, shit. [00:44:22] Let me go ahead and put this all the way to the side here. [00:44:25] There we go. [00:44:26] All right. [00:44:26] Let's go ahead and do this. [00:44:33] All right. [00:44:34] Here we go. [00:44:34] Come on. [00:44:35] Hong Kong very nice looking. [00:44:39] I mean, it is a rich province, dude. [00:44:42] I mean, unadulterated capital. [00:44:48] 19 billionaires. [00:44:50] Look at that Louis Vuitton. [00:44:53] I mean, it is a badass city. [00:44:56] It's a province, really. [00:44:57] Not a city. [00:44:58] It's pretty big for a city. [00:44:59] It's a province. [00:45:00] side to this city actually in Hong Kong we have two world in one city I think it's just you just say you go to another world it's not Hong Kong all right Now, look at what the poor and the elderly are living in. [00:45:16] Zilai Shan is a local rights activist, and she's taking me on a tour of the Hong Kong. [00:45:21] Typical liberal. [00:45:22] The tourists don't see. [00:45:24] All right, here it is. [00:45:26] They're living in cages. [00:45:27] You know, they rent out parts of a room. [00:45:28] She's worried because the tenants here are as camera shy as they are poor. [00:45:33] You don't dream that those people, they are paying my choice, okay? [00:45:37] You see that? [00:45:37] They're living in cages. [00:45:38] That's their cage home right there. [00:45:40] This is the public area. [00:45:41] Look, this is what we're looking at are cages. [00:45:44] Not for animals, but people. [00:45:47] Yeah, cages for people. [00:45:48] Look at this. [00:45:48] This is Hong Kong's poor right here and the elderly. [00:45:52] There it is right there. [00:45:55] All right. [00:45:56] There it is right there, folks. [00:46:00] 79-year-old die younger. [00:46:01] All right, now go ahead. [00:46:03] Let's go ahead and turn that off. [00:46:04] So, whatever liberal that tried to, you know, donate and be some kind of a virtue signal by suggesting that Hong Kong is like, oh, they have a fucking welfare program. [00:46:15] Yeah, there it is. [00:46:15] There it is, bro. [00:46:17] All right. [00:46:18] There it is. [00:46:19] All right. [00:46:19] There it goddamn is. [00:46:21] And let me tell you something else. [00:46:22] Since we're talking about Hong Kong, let me tell you what these people have to do. [00:46:27] Because I'm telling you, man, it is such expensive real estate in Hong Kong. [00:46:31] It's fucking rich. [00:46:33] There are no natural resources in Hong Kong. [00:46:36] What's made Hong Kong such a rich province is pure unadulterated capitalism. [00:46:42] And you can tell by the skyscrapers. [00:46:44] Yeah, Ghost is Obama trick. [00:46:46] Can you shut up, please? [00:46:47] All right. [00:46:48] Now, I want you to see what people have to come up with to be able to live in Hong Kong. [00:46:53] All right? [00:46:55] Hey, can you hold on? [00:46:56] I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a second. [00:46:58] Just hold the fuck on. [00:47:01] Now, take a look at this. [00:47:02] This is a, I think a 300-square-foot apartment. [00:47:05] A 344-square-foot apartment. [00:47:08] And this gentleman inherited this apartment from his mother and father, so that's why he owns it. [00:47:14] But a 300-square-foot apartment in Hong Kong could cost you anywhere from a mill five to two million plus dollars. [00:47:22] That's USD, baby. [00:47:23] Okay, so they're not joking around. [00:47:25] Well, let me tell you the kind of innovations that Hong Kong is doing in an attempt to try to live lavishly through a 300-square-foot apartment. [00:47:33] Go ahead, go take a look at this. [00:47:35] Take a look at this. [00:47:35] This is the most innovative shipment. [00:47:37] We're heading to one of the most densely populated places in the world. [00:47:41] Hong Kong. [00:47:43] Look past a sea of people, and you'll discover that it has more to offer than just tall buildings. [00:47:48] I mean, look at that. [00:47:49] Surrounded by mountainous terrain and the South China Sea, Hong Kong is one of the busiest port cities. [00:47:55] It is also a major business and cultural hub, a cosmopolitan center where East meets West. [00:48:01] But with 7 million inhabitants, its most precious commodity is space. [00:48:05] Real estate. [00:48:06] And the lack of space is what shaped architect Gary Chang's. [00:48:09] Take a look at what this guy has done to his 300 square feet. [00:48:11] I was studying architecture long before I enrolled in architecture. [00:48:14] And it's a necessity for me. [00:48:15] So I have to learn how to cope with the Thai space. [00:48:19] Following the Hong Kong principle of utilizing every inch of available space, Gary decided not to give up the tiny tenement apartment where he and his large family used to live. [00:48:29] One room for my parents and one room for my three young sisters. [00:48:32] And in typical Hong Kong fashion, they also had a home who slept in the third bedroom. [00:48:38] And actually, I have to stay in the living rooms, which is more or less like a corridor. [00:48:44] Take a look at what he did to his screen. [00:48:48] People are living a very Thai space. [00:48:49] A lifetime experience of small space living allowed Gary to create a truly unique, eco-friendly residence. [00:48:57] The most surprising aspect of this ultra-hip apartment is its size. [00:49:01] Only 330 square feet. [00:49:03] Only 300 feet. [00:49:05] For us, small area means efficiency and user-friendliness. [00:49:10] And he sacrificed nothing in livability, nicknaming it Domestic Transformer by using a futuristic sliding wall system. [00:49:18] Look at this transformation. [00:49:19] Gary can make anything he wants. [00:49:21] Transformation. [00:49:22] The house transforms. [00:49:23] And I'm always here. [00:49:24] I don't move. [00:49:25] The house moves for me. [00:49:27] So, what appears to be just a simple wall can be moved to reveal a linen closet. [00:49:32] I mean, this is what these houses are. [00:49:33] The tune can be moved to reveal a soaker bathtub and a full-down guest bed above. [00:49:41] This ingenious use of space enables this apartment to have up to 24 different combinations. [00:49:46] 24 different combinations, dude. [00:49:48] The tiny space is naturally bathed in a warm golden light that shines through the three floor to ceiling tinted windows. [00:49:56] Made me feel happy and warm. [00:49:58] My home is always sunny, even in gloomy weather. [00:50:01] I particularly don't need to turn on any lights most of the time. [00:50:04] So he's saving us to one room to be transformed into another. [00:50:11] There's a small kitchen could move. [00:50:13] So there will be a lot of tracks on the ceiling and wheels on the floor. [00:50:16] Actually, that's why I put a mirror there to make the tracks become less conspicuous. [00:50:21] The mirrors not only create the illusion of more space, but offer an eco-advantage as well. [00:50:26] The combined reflective metal and glass surfaces work to increase the light value within the apartment. [00:50:32] So a slide here and a pull there, and Gary's bedroom takes shape. [00:50:37] This is very important that the bed disappear because otherwise the bed is always occupying the most dominant area of the home. [00:50:42] It's so small. [00:50:44] After a good night's rest, it's time to head to the kitchen, which is found right behind the TV. [00:50:54] The kitchen, in terms of actual length, is pretty compact. [00:50:58] It's only two meters wide. [00:51:01] I'm able to stuff in all the necessary equipments, maximizing space as well. [00:51:05] There is one room left that Gary still hasn't shown us. [00:51:11] The screening room. [00:51:13] The screen with its very own handler. [00:51:15] Alright, you guys get it. [00:51:16] Hold on, who is this? [00:51:17] Art Hammond. [00:51:18] All right, I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a second. === Compact Kitchen Tour (02:43) === [00:51:22] But as I was stating, this is what's happening in Hong Kong, okay? [00:51:26] And that's why it's such a rich area. [00:51:29] I mean, space is very valuable, and it's the most expensive real estate area in the world. [00:51:36] Now, I'm telling everybody right now, that's why China is cracking down on Hong Kong, even though it had possession of Hong Kong since 1997. [00:51:45] All right. [00:51:46] What is this? [00:51:47] Reports from the Legislative Council of Hong Kong found that the people who lived in cage homes were those who did not qualify for social welfare or substance. [00:51:56] Well, who qualifies, huh? [00:51:57] Ghost, you retard that isn't public housing. [00:52:00] Well, then who qualified? [00:52:01] Just shut up. [00:52:03] It's pure. [00:52:04] Yeah, exactly, wheelchairs. [00:52:05] Exactly. [00:52:07] Hey, look at this city, huh? [00:52:08] 130, 6.30, 11.30, 8.30, 10.30, 12.30, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 80 years. [00:52:15] You guys are mad. [00:52:16] All right, shut up, all right? [00:52:18] I stand with the people of Hong Kong against communist China, and I'm telling them to raise up, baby. [00:52:24] Raise up against China. [00:52:26] If they're going to take away your freedom, then by God, burn, baby, burn. [00:52:31] Don't let them take the fucking resources that the Hong Kongese built. [00:52:35] All right? [00:52:37] I'm not even joking around. [00:52:38] I stand with the people of Hong Kong. [00:52:41] Come on, Hong Kong. [00:52:43] Come on and raise up. [00:52:45] Raise up, baby. [00:52:47] China is showing its desperation. [00:52:50] I'm telling you right now, that's why they're cracking down on this extradition bill because they're going to trump up charges on many of those billionaires and confiscate their net worth. [00:53:00] That small apartment is amazing. [00:53:02] Ghost, what you just showed there is an example of incredible human ingenuity. [00:53:06] Which makes me wonder if blacks are human because they have no intelligence. [00:53:10] Oh, dude, don't go there. [00:53:11] All right, dude, just don't go there, please. [00:53:14] All right. [00:53:15] Do not go there. [00:53:16] Don't be racist. [00:53:18] Don't be goddamn racist for Christ's sake. [00:53:21] All right, Governor. [00:53:22] All right, dude, y'all are piling up these 15 buckers on me, man. [00:53:25] I wanted to show you what's going on in Hong Kong, and I hope that you folks recognize that it's a serious situation over there, and we in America should stand firm with Hong Kong against China. [00:53:39] All right? [00:53:40] Come on, Hong Kong. [00:53:41] Come on and raise up. [00:53:45] Come on and raise up, baby. [00:53:47] All right? [00:53:48] I'm telling you, don't let these damn totalitarian commies take control of your country. [00:53:54] Don't let them do it. [00:53:55] Or the province, I should say. [00:53:58] Anyway, let me get to some markets here, folks, because I've got a whole bunch of 15 buckers that I've got to go through. === Totalitarian Commies Take Control (15:01) === [00:54:05] And, you know, how many 15? [00:54:08] I've already got a whole shitload of these, so maybe I should start with the 15 buckers and maybe get to the markets here in just a second. [00:54:14] All right. [00:54:15] If you're wanting to hear the markets, give me a second. [00:54:17] Let me go ahead and play some of these 15 buckers and then we'll go ahead and get to the markets. [00:54:22] All right. [00:54:22] Because I got a whole fucking shitload of these and they'll get backed up and I'll be doing them the whole fucking show. [00:54:27] And I don't want to do it. [00:54:29] All right. [00:54:30] I don't want to do that shit. [00:54:31] So hold on. [00:54:31] Let's go to the first 15 bucker here if we can find it. [00:54:35] There's a whole bunch of people talking macabre trash about Amanda Todd and all this other nonsense. [00:54:41] I can't believe you people. [00:54:43] All right. [00:54:44] Hey, wait a minute. [00:54:45] Didn't Amanda Todd kill herself around this time? [00:54:47] Is that why y'all people are doing this shit? [00:54:50] Is that why you're doing this crap? [00:54:53] Felt fitting. [00:54:54] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:54:55] Another one by Dark Me Magician Girl. [00:54:58] As a matter of fact, Dark Me Magician Girl, I think you're the first 15 bucker, if I'm not mistaken. [00:55:04] All right, Dark Me Magician Girl said, this is for our favorite emo, okay? [00:55:09] So let's go ahead and say, let's go ahead and do this. [00:55:12] All right. [00:55:12] Who is this? [00:55:13] Dark Me Magician Girl requested this. [00:55:17] This says for our favorite emo. [00:55:19] Why are y'all calling me? [00:55:20] Are y'all calling me an emo or some shit? [00:55:23] Anyway, go ahead and play Dark Me Magician Girls 15 bucker. [00:55:28] I am emo. [00:55:29] I dress in girls clothes. [00:55:31] When I'm dancing at shows, I look like a four-year-old growing a dent. [00:55:38] Read. [00:55:39] That's my testicle. [00:55:44] I'm in the scene. [00:55:45] I play base in my dance. [00:55:47] I'm not a fucking emo, dude. [00:55:58] Cause emo chicks are fat. [00:56:04] Cause emo chicks are fat. [00:56:06] At least just fuck more softly. [00:56:09] Oh, no, dude. [00:56:19] Right, let me get it. [00:56:20] I can't wait to see where the wild things are. [00:56:24] All right, all right, shut this off. [00:56:26] We get it. [00:56:27] First of all, I'm not a goddamn emo asshole, all right? [00:56:30] I don't know why you idiots. [00:56:31] Is it because how I ended the broadcast on Monday? [00:56:35] I ended the broadcast on Monday because you people got to me, man. [00:56:39] I mean, you know, I don't know what it is about you people and wanting to fucking hurt me and wanting to insult me and want me to feel bad and shit. [00:56:47] But it was fucked up what y'all did on Monday, man. [00:56:50] It's fucked up, man. [00:56:52] Oh, great. [00:56:53] Fucking Gino. [00:56:54] It's another 15-bucker I don't really look forward to because he's a goddamn baguette. [00:56:59] All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker here. [00:57:01] Stop piling them on me here, folks, because I don't want to have this fucking 15-bucker shit going on all night. [00:57:09] All right, we got some serious things to talk about out here. [00:57:12] All right. [00:57:13] Like I said, the ghost show stands with Hong Kong. [00:57:16] Come on, Hong Kong. [00:57:18] Come on and raise up. [00:57:21] Damn right. [00:57:21] I'm standing with Hong Kong. [00:57:23] Let's go ahead and get to the next 15 bucker that obligates me to watch their YouTube video. [00:57:28] This one is by Mundane Matt. [00:57:30] Mundane Matt requested this one. [00:57:32] What the hell is it? [00:57:33] Ah, you fuck. [00:57:36] You know what? [00:57:37] Whoever the hell Mundane Matt is, dude, I hope you die of cancer of the cock. [00:57:41] You know that? [00:57:42] I'm not even joking. [00:57:43] How fucking dare you? [00:57:45] How dare you do this? [00:57:47] How dare you goddamn do this, you piece of crap? [00:57:53] Let me show you. [00:57:54] Let me show you what he did. [00:57:55] Look at this. [00:57:57] Look at what Mundane Matt did. [00:57:58] Look at this. [00:57:59] Fucking Amanda Todd. [00:58:01] Amanda Todd. [00:58:03] You fucking pieces of crap. [00:58:07] I can't believe you did this. [00:58:09] This is a little girl that killed herself because of you fucking trolls and you're making a fucking joke about it. [00:58:15] Are you joking? [00:58:19] Oh my god. [00:58:23] This is horrible. [00:58:25] And for all those that don't know who Amanda Todd is, this is Amanda Todd. [00:58:28] This poor girl killed herself because of a bunch of sick fucking perverts. [00:58:33] Oh my God. [00:58:34] You gave her someplace to go. [00:58:38] Oh my God. [00:58:39] Never said thank you for that. [00:58:42] This is just horrible. [00:58:44] I can't believe you people can joke about this shit. [00:58:49] I can't believe you people can joke about this shit. [00:58:51] You people are sick. [00:58:52] You people are sick fucks. [00:58:53] You know that? [00:58:55] So lucky, so strong, so oh my god. [00:59:00] I never said that. [00:59:02] I mean, look at these sick trolls, dude. [00:59:04] Look at these sick trolls. [00:59:05] Now I never have a chance. [00:59:08] May angels lead you. [00:59:14] Here you are, my friend. [00:59:19] Oh, my God. [00:59:19] This is a sad video, dude. [00:59:24] I mean, that is just horrible. [00:59:27] Look at all these sick fucks that are in the chat room, dude. [00:59:30] Look at all these sick bastards in the fucking chat room. [00:59:33] This is macabre, dude. [00:59:39] This is fucking macabre. [00:59:47] I mean, this is just horrible. [00:59:49] This is just horrible. [00:59:53] So what would you think of me? [00:59:56] All right, look, that's enough, dude. [00:59:58] That's enough. [00:59:58] We fucking did it. [00:59:59] We took the cup. [01:00:00] Let's go, blues. [01:00:02] You did it. [01:00:03] All right. [01:00:04] I think you're talking about some hockey game. [01:00:07] Look, this is horrible. [01:00:09] For all those that don't know, that's Amanda Todd. [01:00:13] And she killed herself because of this stuff. [01:00:16] And it's just horrible that you fucking trolls in this chat room and you people in text-to-speech are thinking this is a big fucking joke. [01:00:22] It's not a joke. [01:00:24] All right, this poor girl was traumatized and literally just sexploited. [01:00:30] All right? [01:00:32] Sexploited for Christ's sake. [01:00:34] And this was a teenage girl. [01:00:37] Oh my God. [01:00:38] I'm just, it's just fucking horrible, dude. [01:00:41] You know, you macabre ass trolls, there's nothing funny about that shit at all. [01:00:45] I'm not even joe. [01:00:46] There's nothing funny about that garbage. [01:00:48] All right, look, let's go ahead and move on to the next damn 15 bucker. [01:00:52] All right, that's about it. [01:00:53] All right. [01:00:54] The trolls win every episode because Ghost's veneer of being a badass alpha male is extremely flimsy. [01:01:00] Well fuck you, asshole! [01:01:03] Yeah, that's- Onward to victory, trolls. [01:01:09] Yeah, onward to victory. [01:01:10] Shut up, you idiot. [01:01:12] All right, shut up. [01:01:13] I'd buy that for a dollar. [01:01:16] St. Louis as your 2019 Stanley Cup champion. [01:01:19] Uh-oh. [01:01:19] Boston hasn't been blown out this hard since the marathon. [01:01:23] Uh-oh, St. Louis. [01:01:25] St. Louis beat Boston for the NHL for Christ's sake. [01:01:29] Good God. [01:01:31] Yeah, I didn't even know St. Louis had a hockey team, huh? [01:01:37] She's a dumb bitch. [01:01:38] Oh, you fucking son of a bitch, dude. [01:01:40] I'm not even joking. [01:01:42] You goddamn trolls are sick, dude. [01:01:44] You goddamn trolls are fucking disgusting. [01:01:47] I can't believe you people. [01:01:49] I can't believe you people, man. [01:01:53] All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker. [01:01:55] I'm tired of you, macabre trolls. [01:01:57] I can't believe that you people think that this is something to troll about. [01:02:00] It is not. [01:02:01] All right. [01:02:02] It is absolutely not. [01:02:05] So let's get to the next 15-bucker by Black Hat. [01:02:08] Black Hat requested this. [01:02:09] What the fuck is this, Black Hat? [01:02:13] Oh, my, scary godmother. [01:02:15] Sorry to be so late, but I just got a lot of bones bleached for the party. [01:02:20] So it is the spookiest phantom fest in the whole. [01:02:23] Are you fucking kidding me? [01:02:25] Everyone will be there. [01:02:25] It's practically a who's who of monsters. [01:02:28] And incidentally. [01:02:29] He says ghosts during a Halloween including news. [01:02:34] He's our official skeleton in the closet. [01:02:36] Skeleton in the closet and in the closet. [01:02:38] In the closet. [01:02:38] In the closet. [01:02:40] Fucking pieces of shit. [01:02:41] Closet. [01:02:43] It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Hannah. [01:02:46] Does everyone have a skeleton in their closet? [01:02:49] Almost everyone, little miss. [01:02:52] What the fuck is this? [01:02:53] This is an actual current closet. [01:02:56] This is an actual cartoon that's being played to kids. [01:02:59] But when it comes to Halloween night, I love nothing more than to roll the bones at a good party. [01:03:06] All right, I think I've had enough of this, all right? [01:03:08] Are you inferring that's me there, Black Hat? [01:03:11] Is that what you're inferring? [01:03:13] Yeah, that's what you're inferring, you piece of crap, all right? [01:03:16] I told you, idiots, I'm not a homosexual, okay? [01:03:19] The sign on my ass says do not enter. [01:03:22] You understand that? [01:03:24] Exit only, you son of a bitch. [01:03:26] So don't sit there. [01:03:27] Don't go there. [01:03:29] That's not ghost. [01:03:30] There wasn't any wheelchair. [01:03:33] Fuck you with the wheelchair jokes, dude. [01:03:35] I'm tired of that shit. [01:03:37] Shut up. [01:03:40] Jesus Christ. [01:03:43] Toronto Raptors are gonna win the NBA this year. [01:03:46] I hope not. [01:03:46] We don't need some fucking Canadians influencing the NBA. [01:03:50] Well, maybe it wouldn't be that bad, but I saw some of your Canadian fans. [01:03:55] You're just as ghetto as Americans. [01:03:56] It's so fucking sad. [01:03:58] I didn't realize they stacked fucking ghetto shit that high out there in Toronto. [01:04:02] I thought it was, but anyway, let me move on, all right? [01:04:05] Let's get to Ard Hammond's 15 buckers, all right? [01:04:07] What the hell is this? [01:04:10] Oh, you fuck. [01:04:13] You fucking Ard Hammond, you fucking jackler, you fucking sons of bitches, dude. [01:04:18] You know what? [01:04:18] Before I play this, I better just go ahead and get started now. [01:04:22] You know what time it is. [01:04:23] Everybody knows what time it is. [01:04:24] It's time for more beer. [01:04:28] You're goddamn right, man. [01:04:29] It's time for some more fucking beer up in this son of a bitch. [01:04:32] And look, I've got to do it because this damn clip I'm about to play. [01:04:38] Todd Tard. [01:04:39] Oh no, everyone saw my boobs. [01:04:42] Let me kill myself. [01:04:43] Shut up, asshole. [01:04:44] All right? [01:04:45] That was a little girl. [01:04:47] All right? [01:04:48] That was a little girl, you sick fuck. [01:04:52] Give me some fucking beer so I can fucking even pallet these damn internet people, these fucking trolls, these fucking sick-ass macabre jerk dicks out here. [01:05:05] I can't believe you people. [01:05:07] I can't. [01:05:08] I'm not even joking. [01:05:09] I can't believe you people can sleep at night and be this fucking macabre. [01:05:13] You know that? [01:05:14] I can't believe you people can sleep at night and be this macabre about something like that, you son of a bitch. [01:05:22] You goddamn son of a bitch. [01:05:24] What's the difference between ghost and a spider? [01:05:27] A spider has eight legs. [01:05:29] Ghost has none. [01:05:30] Can you shut up about me being in a wheelchair? [01:05:33] I am not in a fucking wheelchair, all right? [01:05:40] So shut up about that crap. [01:05:44] Jesus Christ, I'm getting so sick of that fucking troll, dude. [01:05:48] Shut up. [01:05:51] Shut the hell up. [01:05:54] All right, I've got the beer poured. [01:05:56] Let's go to Ard Hammond's 15 bucker here. [01:05:59] And I, look, this is some jackler shit. [01:06:01] What is this? [01:06:02] What is this? [01:06:02] Put the PC shot on. [01:06:04] What is this garbage? [01:06:09] What is this shit? [01:06:18] You fucking asshole. [01:06:20] You're a goddamn asshole. [01:06:22] Good night, guys. [01:06:25] Hey, fuck it. [01:06:26] Fuck you. [01:06:27] I miss you. [01:06:30] Fuck all of you. [01:06:34] You fucking son of a bitch. [01:06:36] Oh, somebody's sleepy. [01:06:41] But that's shitty. [01:06:42] Ghost cameo exclusive. [01:06:45] You fucking piece of... [01:06:47] Bring our old... [01:06:48] You know what? [01:06:49] Hey, fucking, whoever the fuck this is. [01:06:53] Jackler, Ard Hammond, go shove it up your Fruit Bowl asses, all right? [01:06:58] Shove it up your Fruit Bowl asses for Christ's sake, all right? [01:07:02] Bring back the old format for Christ's sake. [01:07:05] What are you talking about? [01:07:06] All right? [01:07:07] What are you talking about? [01:07:08] I'm on YouTube now. [01:07:10] I'm in the big time. [01:07:11] The fuck are you talking about, man? [01:07:13] I'm big time now, baby. [01:07:14] I'm on YouTube. [01:07:17] All right? [01:07:18] I am the underground right now on YouTube and on the internet. [01:07:23] I am the underground. [01:07:26] Wheelchair, yeah, real funny, you asshole. [01:07:28] All right, listen, I am the underground right now. [01:07:32] Do you understand that? [01:07:33] I am YouTube streaming right now. [01:07:36] So you people that are sitting over here talking all kinds of garbage, you know, claiming that you want the old format back, go shove it up, you're clogged up pooper, all right? [01:07:44] Nobody gives a shit. [01:07:45] What the hell you goddamn toe jam sucking slag with a meatbag, wanting anal leakage fetish having uh, goo cheese fucking sucking pieces of ass trash. [01:07:56] Once bring back the old format, you know. [01:07:59] It used to be much better. [01:08:01] I don't care what the fuck you say. [01:08:03] All right, this is my show type. [01:08:07] Pot to kill the ghost show and bring back. [01:08:09] True listen, this is my fucking show. [01:08:13] Don't fucking tell me what to do. [01:08:15] All right, nobody tells me what to do. [01:08:19] Nobody, nobody tells me what the fuck to do, especially a bunch of soulless, macabre trolls. [01:08:26] All right, nobody tells me what to do. [01:08:31] Fucking son of a bitch. [01:08:32] So just sit there and shut up before I start banning people out of here. [01:08:35] All right, all of you in the chat room better shut your ass or i'm telling the engineer to start banning your ass. [01:08:41] You got that engineer not joking around, so sit there and shut up. [01:08:49] Fucking sons of bitches. [01:08:51] Dude, i'm not even joking around man, just shut the fuck up. [01:08:54] All you in the chat room, i'm watching you. [01:08:56] Shut the fuck up. [01:09:01] You are so underground that no one important gives a shit about you. [01:09:04] Yeah, they know who the fuck I am. === You Are So Underground (05:14) === [01:09:06] You understand that. [01:09:07] Ask anybody who's a so-called E-celem. [01:09:10] They know who the fuck I am. [01:09:12] You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. [01:09:16] I'm not the villain, bitch. [01:09:17] All right, i'm not the villain. [01:09:18] You stupid dishrag whore. [01:09:20] All right, i'm not the villain. [01:09:22] So shut up. [01:09:24] Shut the fuck up. [01:09:26] I am a new listener and I do like the ghost show. [01:09:28] Don't listen to the other trolls, thank you. [01:09:31] I just have one question. [01:09:33] What actually happened that put you in a wheelchair? [01:09:35] I'm not in a fucking wheelchair. [01:09:38] Don't listen to these fucking trolls, man. [01:09:40] I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair. [01:09:42] I'm so sick of these assholes telling that shit. [01:09:46] I'm not in a fucking wheelchair. [01:09:48] Shut up. [01:09:50] Maybe there wouldn't be as many trolls if you listened to us for once, you dumbfaggot. [01:09:55] What are you talking about? [01:09:56] Listen to you for what? [01:09:59] I mean. [01:09:59] All you people do is make my life a living hell. [01:10:03] That's what you fucking people do. [01:10:05] I mean, I thought I already had a negotiation with you people. [01:10:09] If I brought the saturday night troll show, that you idiots would calm your ass down. [01:10:13] Y'all haven't calmed down, for shit. [01:10:16] Y'all been putting on more and more trolls. [01:10:18] You've been bombarding me with not just regular trolls, I mean. [01:10:22] Look at what you fucking internet people did today trying to troll With Amanda Todd, you fucking sick bastards. [01:10:31] You sick goddamn bastards, man. [01:10:34] I mean, Christ. [01:10:38] I can't believe you people, man. [01:10:40] I'm not even joking around. [01:10:41] I can't fucking believe you people. [01:10:43] And let me tell you, I'm watching you people in the fucking chat room. [01:10:46] You all better shut the fuck up. [01:10:48] All right, all of you. [01:10:50] You can buy ghost substance now, starting from three bucks all the way to 300 buckers. [01:10:56] Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. [01:10:59] Fuck you, you piece of trash. [01:11:02] I mean, don't you understand that the text-to-speech is part of the interactivity of this broadcast? [01:11:08] That's what made this broadcast! [01:11:11] The interactivity! [01:11:13] That's what made this broadcast! [01:11:16] The last altcoin season, BTC dominance went from 66% to 33%, dropping 1% per day for the course of a month until January 7th. [01:11:25] I want to get to this, dude. [01:11:27] I just got to get to these 15 buckers. [01:11:29] I'll get to the market. [01:11:32] Jesus Christ. [01:11:35] Oh, I've seen small bumps. [01:11:39] Oh, no. [01:11:40] No more 15 bucks. [01:11:41] More like, the other blog radios are right. [01:11:49] You son of a bitch. [01:11:52] You goddamn sons of bitches, man. [01:11:55] I'm telling you, I don't even know why I do this show anymore, man. [01:11:58] I mean, I'm trying to deliver substance. [01:12:01] You all hear me, right? [01:12:02] I mean, I'm trying to talk about Hong Kong. [01:12:04] I'm trying to talk about the markets. [01:12:06] I'm trying to talk about how the Democrats, these anti-American Democrat leftist liberal scum, are continuing to make a mockery of our America's institutions. [01:12:16] You all hear me, all right? [01:12:18] You all hear me for Christ's sake. [01:12:21] But I can't do it. [01:12:23] You got too many fucking sick trolls, dude. [01:12:25] I mean, this is a microcosm of what the fuck is out here on the internets, dude. [01:12:32] I mean, it is what it is. [01:12:36] All right, let me get to these other 15 buckers for Christ's sake. [01:12:39] Jesus fucking Christ. [01:12:41] Can't believe I'm sitting here doing this with you people. [01:12:44] All right, Will Walsh. [01:12:46] All right, Will Walsh donated this 15 buckers so I can play this damn YouTube channel. [01:12:52] Hold on, what? [01:12:53] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:12:56] I mean, you're going to make me play something from CNN, Will Walsh, you piece of shit. [01:13:01] What made your broadcast was radio graffiti and chat room shout-outs? [01:13:05] Remember when you would go over a subject matter and have listeners call in to give their thoughts? [01:13:10] That's the real interactivity. [01:13:12] No, no, you're not understanding. [01:13:14] You're not understanding, Dark Me Magician Girl. [01:13:17] This is the interactivity now, all right? [01:13:19] Amanda Todd, listen to True Capitalist Radio. [01:13:21] Oh, fuck you. [01:13:26] Go fuck yourself, dude. [01:13:27] I'm not even joking. [01:13:28] That's not even funny. [01:13:30] All right. [01:13:31] That's not even funny. [01:13:33] That's not even fucking funny, man. [01:13:37] All right, look, I'm just going to get to the next fucking. [01:13:40] Will. [01:13:40] What? [01:13:41] Oh, fucking Tim McCrab again. [01:13:43] No more Brother Wars. [01:13:44] Next time we smash America and Israel and Al Saud. [01:13:47] Hey, hey. [01:13:49] Hey, hey, Allah Snack Bar. [01:13:51] Why don't you calm your ass down there for Christ's sake, all right? [01:13:55] Why don't you calm your ass down there, Allah Snack Bar? [01:13:59] All right, this is by Will Walsh. [01:14:02] He donated 15 bucks, so he obligated me to watch this fucking CNN video of fruity ass half-black Don Lennon over here. [01:14:11] Watch! [01:14:13] Shecker activity. [01:14:14] Go fuck yourself. [01:14:15] Go ahead. [01:14:16] Play fucking Will Walsh's president Barack Obama on this race tonight. === Slippery Slope To Destruction (10:08) === [01:14:20] Oh, let's talk about Barack Obama. [01:14:22] Notice this is 2016. [01:14:24] Going to endorse Hillary? [01:14:25] Well, I'm sure they're going to have a conversation. [01:14:28] I'm sure. [01:14:28] I'm not going to drop out. [01:14:30] I look so gaunt and skinny because I'm HIV positive. [01:14:34] Well, he's going to stay in. [01:14:36] I'm going to be talking tomorrow. [01:14:37] He's going to be coming to the White House. [01:14:39] And the main role I'm going to be playing in this process is to remind the American people that this is a serious job. [01:14:50] This is not reality TV. [01:14:51] Do you think the Republicans are happy with their choice? [01:14:56] We are, but I don't know. [01:14:58] Yeah, we are. [01:14:59] Yeah, that's why you fucking lost, you anti-American socialist piece of shit. [01:15:04] I spit on you, Obama. [01:15:05] You're a piece of crap. [01:15:07] You and your tranny wife are pieces of garbage. [01:15:10] I spit on you. [01:15:11] All right. [01:15:12] You anti-American scum. [01:15:15] All right. [01:15:15] And you know what's so fucking sad is that you dumb young people, you think this guy's so great because he's half. [01:15:21] Look, I'd like a black check, first of all, on this guy, but you think that he's black. [01:15:25] Okay. [01:15:25] He was the first affirmative action president. [01:15:27] And what did he do? [01:15:29] He double-crossed all of you people. [01:15:31] You want to know why that you're paying for college debt for 25 years and you can't just claim it on your bankruptcy and never fucking worry about it again? [01:15:39] This fucking guy right here. [01:15:41] I mean, before this guy was president, you could just write off your damn college debt on your bankruptcy and never have to worry about it again. [01:15:50] But because of all Barack Obama, you dumb fucking millennials and you dumb fucking Gen Zers, which love this moron because he's black, because I can't understand why you would. [01:15:59] He fucking puts you in the indentured servant that you are in now. [01:16:03] What I would do to suck on Don's Lemon, yummy vanilla black man. [01:16:07] Jesus, can you shut up? [01:16:09] All right. [01:16:09] All of you, just shut up. [01:16:11] All right. [01:16:12] I'm just simply stating, you people need to look up why you all are paying on your college debt for 25 years and why it became nationalized. [01:16:21] It was Barack Obama. [01:16:23] All right. [01:16:24] So you keep loving him, but he put you in your indentured servantude. [01:16:28] And what did he give you? [01:16:29] He gave you some fucking beans with some welfare and some EBT. [01:16:33] Meanwhile, he gave away $10 trillion of American money. [01:16:38] Did you know that? [01:16:39] I mean, America accumulated $10 trillion in debt during the Obama administration. [01:16:45] More debt incurred by one president than all the presidents before Obama combined. [01:16:53] All right? [01:16:54] Combined. [01:16:55] Who got that money? [01:16:57] Who got that $10 trillion? [01:16:59] Huh? [01:17:00] Who got that $10 trillion out there that Obama just gave away? [01:17:04] The banks, Wall Street, Hollywood. [01:17:08] You take a look at the most vocal critics in today's America. [01:17:11] They're the ones that got the money that Barack Obama put America in debt, $10 trillion during his goddamn tenure. [01:17:19] All right. [01:17:20] Take a look at one bill specifically. [01:17:22] By God, take a look at this bill. [01:17:24] It's called Stimulus Package 2. [01:17:27] Stimulus Package 2 and take a look at all the people that got open season for on a billion, or excuse me, on a trillion dollars. [01:17:36] All right. [01:17:36] Open season on a trillion dollars. [01:17:38] It was one of the first things that the Democrats put into law when they had control of the House. [01:17:44] They had control of the Senate and control of the damn White House. [01:17:48] That's what they did. [01:17:49] They passed Stimulus Package 2. [01:17:51] And you take a look at everybody who got money in Stimulus Package 2 and take a look at the most vocal opposition of Donald Trump. [01:17:59] You're going to see a big correlation between those that got money in Stimulus Package 2 and those that are vocal against the president today. [01:18:08] All right. [01:18:08] So I'm just saying, and you see, that's why you millennials and you fucking Gen Zers are fucking idiots because you don't know this shit. [01:18:16] You spent $50,000 on a college debt and you don't know shit from Shinola. [01:18:24] You don't know shit from Shinola. [01:18:26] You think that fucking Barack Obama is the greatest thing since fucking wheat bread. [01:18:31] And lo and behold, he's the one that puts you in the position that you're in. [01:18:34] And you fucking like it. [01:18:36] You're praising him for it because you're fucking idiots. [01:18:39] All right. [01:18:40] You're fucking morons. [01:18:43] Now that Barack Obama, he's like one of the greatest presidents because like, you know, he gave us EBT and he gave us social justice and he gave us gay marriage. [01:18:54] Jesus Christ. [01:18:55] And by the way, ever since gay marriage was brought into power by Obama, haven't we seen a very slippery slope from 2014 when gay marriage was executive ordered by this guy to now? [01:19:10] I mean, a big slippery slope, dude. [01:19:13] We've gone from, I just want to love who I want to love to, I just want to read sexual books to your children in drag to, I want to change your child's gender at six years old to, I want to go ahead and put your eight-year-old in drag and have him dance and strip in gay clubs to, I want to go ahead and marry inanimate objects like roller coasters and trees and shit like that. [01:19:40] I mean, what's next, dude? [01:19:42] I mean, where's the slippery slope going from here? [01:19:44] Huh? [01:19:45] I mean, what, we're going to be fucking the dead soon enough? [01:19:49] Is that what we're going to be doing? [01:19:51] Jesus Christ. [01:19:53] And shut up in the chat room. [01:19:54] Don't fucking talk. [01:19:56] Don't clock me while I'm talking. [01:19:59] I'm shooting pearls at you fucking people. [01:20:02] I'm shooting pearls. [01:20:03] I'm trying to spark synapses in some of you goddamn millennials and Gen Zers so you don't keep pointing the finger and saying, oh, it's this person's fault. [01:20:11] It's that person. [01:20:12] Anthony Kennedy gave us gay marriage, not Obama. [01:20:15] Thank the Jews for making a freer amendment. [01:20:17] What are you talking about, Anthony Kennedy? [01:20:19] It was Obama. [01:20:20] What are you talking about? [01:20:22] It happened during his administration. [01:20:25] What are you talking about? [01:20:26] And remember, the gays always said, look, we just want to love who we want to love. [01:20:31] That's all we want to do. [01:20:33] We just want. [01:20:33] And I mean, I mean, come on, dude. [01:20:37] We've went through a slippery slope since then, man. [01:20:40] Now, the so-called oppressed group of LGBTQ are now becoming the oppressors. [01:20:47] They're the ones now becoming the oppressors, for Christ's sake, man. [01:20:51] I mean, this is lunacy. [01:20:53] This is utter lunacy. [01:20:55] And when are rational fucking people going to finally take notice and say, hey, we got to stop this shit? [01:21:02] This is getting ridiculous. [01:21:04] All right. [01:21:05] Good God. [01:21:07] Oh, my God. [01:21:08] I'm so fucking sick, dude. [01:21:10] I'm so sick of you people out here. [01:21:12] You think that you're virtue signaling so much by liking Obama, by being for all these stupid causes, when in actuality, you're contributing to the degradation of this country. [01:21:23] You are anti-American. [01:21:24] That's why I'm saying, if you're a Democrat in today's modern America, you are anti-American scum. [01:21:31] And listen, I want to be honest with you. [01:21:33] I don't care if you are on the left. [01:21:35] You have to be pro-American. [01:21:37] You have to be pro-Constitution. [01:21:38] You got to love this country. [01:21:40] You know, I saw Jon Stewart the other day get in front of the Judiciary Committee and literally tell them off. [01:21:48] And these are Democrats. [01:21:49] This is in the House. [01:21:50] Tell Democrats off for not doing a fucking thing about the 9-11 victims. [01:21:55] And if you folks don't know who I'm talking about, these are the first responders that arrived on 9-11 and just started digging for bodies, started digging for people that were alive without any kind of gear, without any kind of face mask, anything. [01:22:10] And you see something? [01:22:11] I don't mind that Jon Stewart, being a Democrat, being leftist, did something like that because it shows that even though he's a goddamn leftist, he cares about this country. [01:22:22] He cares about as a fellow American citizen, and it shows by his actions. [01:22:29] And this is the kind of left Democrat we need to get back to if we're going to get back to it at all. [01:22:34] Not this anti-American progressive shit that is being shoved down our throats. [01:22:39] Not this anti-Constitution garbage that is being not only embraced, but being championed by the goddamn Democrats. [01:22:47] Anti-American scum. [01:22:50] All right? [01:22:51] And that's why I'm saying, where are those Democrats that are still American, that still love freedom of speech, that still love the freedom of expression? [01:22:58] Where are these Democrats that love the Constitution, that love Americana, that love American people? [01:23:04] I'm not even joking around. [01:23:07] I mean, look, I don't like Jon Stewart. [01:23:10] I thought he was propaganda throughout the whole fucking Obama administration. [01:23:14] But by God, by him going out there and trying to use whatever influence he has politically to get the fucking House of Representatives that are dominated by Democrats to get the ball moving on something. [01:23:28] I soranny have been a secret lesbian all my life. [01:23:33] And whoever's donating is my granny. [01:23:37] Go shove it up your ass. [01:23:40] Fucking asshole. [01:23:42] And you know, you all that are clocking me and putting Z's in the chat room, you know I'm telling the truth. [01:23:48] You know I'm telling the truth. [01:23:49] And you're a victim of Obama. [01:23:51] You're a victim of the Democrats, but you've sold your soul to this dumb shit. [01:23:56] You've already went out and said, yay, I'm a virtue signaler and I'm a Democrat and yay. [01:24:01] And because they're now taking this progressive, so-called progressive, socialist, communist, anti-American stance, you people have sold your soul to this shit. [01:24:10] You don't have to be anti-American to be a Democrat, you dumb son of a bitch. [01:24:15] All right? [01:24:15] It's the reason that you have these rights is the reason why you can protest against Trump. [01:24:21] It's the Constitution is the reason why you can go out and have these ridiculous, pathetic fucking gatherings. [01:24:28] I mean, Jesus Christ. === Kick The Autist Out (15:37) === [01:24:29] America ghost. [01:24:31] All right, look, I got to get through these other fucking 15 buckers for Christ's sake, man. [01:24:36] You people make me sick. [01:24:37] I can talk to you idiots until the fucking cows come home and you morons are going to be like, what? [01:24:42] I don't get it. [01:24:43] I don't know what it is. [01:24:44] I'm a taught it. [01:24:45] I don't know. [01:24:46] I'm a taught it. [01:24:48] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:24:50] Speaking of which, Will Walsh again requested this 15-bucker here. [01:24:57] And I don't know why the hell he requested this, but this is... [01:25:01] Let's go ahead, put it on, fucking Will Walsh, you piece of shit. [01:25:04] A back to back by Will Walsh. [01:25:05] Go ahead and put it on. [01:25:11] Hold on, hold on. [01:25:12] What? [01:25:12] Ghost, I totally get you. [01:25:14] I fought in Vietnam. [01:25:15] I went there last year. [01:25:19] You're a fucking sick fucking, you know, fucking Arab maniac, fucking pervert. [01:25:23] All right, go shove it up your ass. [01:25:26] Sometimes you act like a bad person. [01:25:29] Hold on, hold on. [01:25:30] This guy's autistic, and yet he's got tattoos on his arms? [01:25:36] Jesus Christ. [01:25:38] If they are mad to you. [01:25:40] So they don't feel guilty. [01:25:41] They make you the bad person. [01:25:43] I didn't even read it. [01:25:45] Oh, my God. [01:25:46] Look at this. [01:25:46] Just get out of the house. [01:25:47] Obviously, a trailer. [01:25:50] Trailer paneling. [01:25:52] I'd buy that for a dollar. [01:25:55] You are a danger to me. [01:25:57] Get out of the house. [01:26:02] I keep going outside, but I don't have anything to do, so I keep coming back in. [01:26:07] I'd buy that. [01:26:08] This is it. [01:26:09] I am gonna fuck her granny sigh Saves K Yalivo Unrate Oh Shut up I'm gonna K Baylor Contigo Hoy Die VK Two Maratha Yachts. [01:26:19] Staba Yamando Muezz Treme El Camino. [01:26:21] K. Yovoy. [01:26:23] Two Ares L Iman Y Yo Soy L Metal Mivoy. [01:26:28] There's an autistic meltdown. [01:26:30] Look, this is what needs to happen to most autist and most Asperger kids. [01:26:37] I'm not even joking. [01:26:37] This needs to happen. [01:26:38] Look, get out of my house. [01:26:41] And look at this. [01:26:42] It's starting to sink into his brain, like, man, I'm not going to be able to play. [01:26:46] I'm retarded no more. [01:26:47] And, you know, I'm going to have to go out and get a job. [01:26:49] And I don't want to do that. [01:26:50] I just want to sit back and do nothing because I'm retarded. [01:26:55] Get up. [01:26:57] Get up. [01:26:58] Get out of the house. [01:26:59] No. [01:27:02] Do it. [01:27:02] God. [01:27:05] Get out of the house. [01:27:06] That's not my problem. [01:27:07] You've already hurt me. [01:27:09] I don't need to deal with this. [01:27:11] Kick this damn tart out of your house, woman. [01:27:13] I'm the person down who hurt me. [01:27:15] Got it? [01:27:16] That's not my job. [01:27:18] Kick him out. [01:27:22] Kick him out in the fucking street. [01:27:24] Are you kidding me? [01:27:25] Let him figure it out for himself. [01:27:28] Tell him, direct him to the homeless shelter so you can kick it with the homeless out there. [01:27:35] That's what I asked you to do in the first place. [01:27:41] I'm trying to do the right thing. [01:27:44] All right, we get it. [01:27:45] All right. [01:27:46] But I'm still not going to come outside and help you with this because I'm not obligated to after what you just did. [01:27:52] I know you're not obligated, but if I'm good with you, please come help me. [01:27:56] You see, he doesn't get it. [01:27:58] All he has to do is just like, I'm retarded. [01:28:00] I just need to act like this. [01:28:02] I just gotta. [01:28:05] He knows better. [01:28:07] He knows better. [01:28:08] Why not? [01:28:09] Because you haven't earned it. [01:28:11] I'm doing this for you. [01:28:14] Oh. [01:28:16] Not if it means you hurting me. [01:28:19] Don't make this a gift for me and then punish me when it goes wrong. [01:28:24] All I'm asking is how to use. [01:28:27] I did it both ways. [01:28:29] I mean, this is. [01:28:30] I mean, this is the problem in America right here, folks. [01:28:34] This is the problem in America. [01:28:36] The I'm retarded card. [01:28:38] I tried that. [01:28:39] Then I don't know. [01:28:40] I don't know that much about Tillers, Eric. [01:28:44] Oh, what? [01:28:44] You're going to get angry? [01:28:45] You're going to have a meltdown? [01:28:46] You're going to beat your mom again? [01:28:47] Oh, you're going to donkey punch your mom? [01:28:49] No, but you reacted badly. [01:28:51] Oh, you're going to falcon punch your mom? [01:28:53] You reacted badly. [01:28:53] That usually means you're building yourself up. [01:28:55] Trust me on this. [01:28:56] I just wanted to have a good day, Debbie. [01:28:59] But you didn't. [01:28:59] Kick him out. [01:29:01] Literally minutes after I woke up. [01:29:04] But I don't want to. [01:29:06] Kick this damn fucking autist out of here. [01:29:08] Kick him out. [01:29:11] That's a fat trailer trash leg, so I'm not giving her much credit either. [01:29:15] I mean, where's the father in this instance? [01:29:17] Don't mock me. [01:29:18] Don't mock me. [01:29:20] You are. [01:29:21] That was mocking. [01:29:23] Don't mock me. [01:29:24] What is this? [01:29:26] Ghost circa 1972. [01:29:28] Don't fuck yourself, asshole. [01:29:34] Well, you should have thought about that. [01:29:36] Oh, what are you? [01:29:37] You getting angry? [01:29:38] You're going to have a meltdown? [01:29:41] What are you being, Eric? [01:29:44] I don't know. [01:29:47] What are you trying to be? [01:29:49] You're in confrontation. [01:29:54] Yeah. [01:29:55] How's that going? [01:29:59] The ugly trailer park-ass whore leg there. [01:30:02] Then maybe you should put this project aside for a couple of days until you can think about it. [01:30:07] I'd buy that for a dollar. [01:30:09] You know how to make things. [01:30:10] No. [01:30:11] Maury Povich, ghost, you are the fuck. [01:30:14] Shut up, asshole. [01:30:15] Let's combat it. [01:30:16] I'd buy that for a dollar. [01:30:19] Put him asleep. [01:30:20] Oh, come on, dude. [01:30:21] Don't talk that way. [01:30:22] This is a poor problem with not knowing the machinery. [01:30:28] Fine. [01:30:29] Ask my dad. [01:30:30] Ask Mr. Finn. [01:30:32] Ask my dad. [01:30:32] This bitch is still living with her dad. [01:30:36] You know, I don't want to play anymore. [01:30:39] That's enough. [01:30:40] Why don't you go ask my dad? [01:30:41] Are you fucking kidding me, you dumb, dirty dishrag whore? [01:30:45] I mean, you shitted out of this. [01:30:47] Stop exposing the engineer, you sick fucking. [01:30:50] Fuck you, asshole. [01:30:51] Shove up your ass. [01:30:52] Trying to say he gave her the Ike Turner Pimpan Strong when she obviously. [01:30:56] Oh, go shoving up your ass for Christ. [01:30:58] He attacks her at the end? [01:30:59] Really? [01:31:00] Okay, I'll play it to the end. [01:31:01] Let's see what happens. [01:31:03] I don't know about Rototillers that well. [01:31:06] Okay? [01:31:08] And you see, this is how you have to talk to Autists, like a condescending asshole, you know? [01:31:14] Like, hey, Billy. [01:31:16] No, don't do that, Billy. [01:31:18] No, Billy. [01:31:20] I mean, do you see this? [01:31:22] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:31:30] But that's not working. [01:31:33] Thank you for the effort. [01:31:35] Really, seriously. [01:31:36] But when I come out there and you start threatening me, and then you come in and you threaten to kill my dog, I don't. [01:31:42] Threaten to kill her dog. [01:31:44] Got it? [01:31:48] You shouldn't be screaming, because that's why he barks. [01:31:52] Again, this is your fault, and you need to take responsibility for it. [01:31:57] Sorry for making the dog bark in the million. [01:32:02] He doesn't attack her. [01:32:03] You fucking bastards. [01:32:05] I fucking wasted time because you idiots are. [01:32:08] See, that's why I should never fucking listen to you morons in the chat room. [01:32:11] Dude, you fucking people are idiots. [01:32:13] You know that? [01:32:14] Fucking ass cracks. [01:32:17] Fuck you, Chris. [01:32:18] Got him. [01:32:18] Fucking kick Chris asses out of here. [01:32:20] Kick Chris ass out of here. [01:32:23] Kick him out of here, engineer. [01:32:24] I'm not fucking around. [01:32:25] Here, kick socially engineered. [01:32:27] You know what? [01:32:27] Kick. [01:32:28] Really kick his ass. [01:32:29] I don't like socially engineered. [01:32:30] Fuck him. [01:32:31] Get him out. [01:32:32] I don't want him to come back in this room again. [01:32:33] Get him the fuck out of here. [01:32:35] All right? [01:32:36] All right, Super Sewer, get him out of here, too. [01:32:38] Get him out. [01:32:39] Get him all out. [01:32:41] Get fucking Squid Boy out of here, too. [01:32:44] Kick, kick Squid Boy. [01:32:45] I don't want anybody named Squid Boy in my goddamn chat room for Christ's sake. [01:32:49] All right? [01:32:50] Who else? [01:32:51] Chris Johnson? [01:32:53] Get out of here, you piece of shit. [01:32:57] Fucking lying bastards, for Christ's sake. [01:32:59] Shut up. [01:32:59] All of you in the chat room. [01:33:01] Just shut the fuck up. [01:33:02] All right? [01:33:03] I'm not in the mood right now. [01:33:05] All right? [01:33:06] I'm not in the goddamn mood to just sit there and shut up. [01:33:11] Fucking bastards. [01:33:14] All right, I gotta keep playing these 15 buckers because you idiots have piled them up on me for Christ's sake. [01:33:20] All right? [01:33:20] I mean, I've just got a shitload of 15 buckers I gotta play here, which I really don't appreciate. [01:33:26] All right. [01:33:28] All right, this next one is by Gray Steel. [01:33:32] Gray Steel requested this 15 bucker here. [01:33:34] Let's go ahead and play it. [01:33:35] What the hell is this? [01:33:38] What is this garbage? [01:33:39] Hold on, make sure there's not man ass or some garbage. [01:33:42] Like, all right, I think we're okay. [01:33:44] All right, Gray Steel requested this. [01:33:47] Put the PC shot on. [01:33:48] This is by Gray Steel. [01:33:53] What is this? [01:33:56] I'm very hungry. [01:33:58] What? [01:34:01] Give me the butter. [01:34:05] Ah, you fucking kidding me. [01:34:08] Ah, come on. [01:34:12] I'm gang. [01:34:14] Give me. [01:34:14] No. [01:34:15] I don't want that. [01:34:19] What the fuck is this? [01:34:21] All right. [01:34:22] You know what? [01:34:23] All right, we don't need some fucking, what is that? [01:34:26] What is he? [01:34:26] A jack-o'-lantern? [01:34:27] Rubbing all the food on his crotch before he puts it in his mouth. [01:34:31] All right. [01:34:31] We don't need that shit. [01:34:32] We got autists that are listening and they're going to think that's a good idea. [01:34:36] You know? [01:34:37] They're going to be like, you know what? [01:34:39] I've got a little Gucci cheese in the middle of my leg. [01:34:41] So let me just go ahead and rub this and yeah. [01:34:47] Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Ard Hammond. [01:34:49] All right, Ard Hammond requested this YouTube video for 15 bucker. [01:34:55] What is this now, Ard Hammond, you sick son of a bitch? [01:35:00] Are you fucking kidding me? [01:35:01] Again, with you fuckers, man, fucking Jackler and all that shit. [01:35:05] Again? [01:35:07] Again, for Christ's sake! [01:35:10] Oh, you know what? [01:35:11] I need my fucking beer. [01:35:12] Let me have a damn beer for Christ's sake. [01:35:14] All right. [01:35:15] I mean, this is my first beer of the night. [01:35:16] It's 10.18 p.m. in San Antonio, fucking Texas. [01:35:20] I haven't even gotten done with one beer. [01:35:22] It's time to drink beer for Christ's sake. [01:35:24] chug-a-lug chug-a-lug i need to chug-a-lug before i fucking you know view another goddamn ridiculous jackler fucking video I mean, hey, hey, hey, hey, Ard Hammond, why don't you tell Jackler to come and fucking goddamn donate and play it himself? [01:35:48] Huh? [01:35:48] Why don't you tell that stupid Brit Bong to do it himself, for Christ's sake, instead of sending your Middle Eastern ass to do it, huh? [01:35:56] Jesus Christ. [01:35:57] You see, just like a fucking British imperialist to fucking tell the Ottoman Empire offspring to do something for him, huh? [01:36:05] That's great, huh? [01:36:06] You fucking Brit Bong piece of crap. [01:36:08] All right? [01:36:10] You're goddamn right. [01:36:11] Go get your lime fish and chips eating ass out of my face before I give you a goddamn smack. [01:36:17] Give me my goddamn drink. [01:36:24] All right. [01:36:25] I'm just, I keep chugging. [01:36:27] I mean, I can't get drunk fast enough. [01:36:29] As a matter of fact, give me a shot. [01:36:31] Give me a fucking shot. [01:36:33] Where's my shot glass? [01:36:34] Give me a fucking shot. [01:36:36] what a fucking shot. [01:36:38] Give me a, I got fucking bottles here by the desk, baby. [01:36:42] We're ready. [01:36:43] All right, we're fucking ready. [01:36:44] We're getting, we're gonna get good and drunk tonight, baby. [01:36:49] And listen, for all you people that are criticizing me because I'm consuming copious amounts of alcohol, I'm consuming it because of fucking you! [01:36:57] Because of all of you fucking trolls! [01:37:00] Because of all of you people listening! [01:37:02] Because of all of you people in the chat room! [01:37:04] It's because of you! [01:37:07] This is the only fucking way I could goddamn fucking pallet this fucking broadcast for Christ's sake. [01:37:13] Jesus Christ, man. [01:37:17] Oh, geez, now you're making me belch. [01:37:20] The part where he starts getting drunk. [01:37:23] And who the fuck is this narrator, bastard? [01:37:25] Who the fuck is this? [01:37:26] Huh? [01:37:28] Huh? [01:37:28] Who the hell is this? [01:37:30] Screw you, narrator, all right? [01:37:33] Who the fuck are you? [01:37:37] All right. [01:37:40] I'm going to take this shot right here, okay? [01:37:42] And then we're going to move on with the rest of the broadcast. [01:37:44] But I'm taking this shot right now, and I want to say cheers to the inner circle. [01:37:50] Cheers to the capitalist army and GX! [01:37:54] GX in the chat, baby! [01:37:57] GX has taken over CX. [01:37:59] All you've got to do is look around the internets and see the proof. [01:38:05] See the proof! [01:38:08] All right, cheers, baby. [01:38:09] GX, baby. [01:38:10] GX. [01:38:11] Give me this shot. [01:38:14] Ah, hell yeah. [01:38:18] Hell yeah, baby. [01:38:20] And like I said, I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol because of you, scumbags. [01:38:27] It's the only fucking thing that takes the fucking pain away, dude. [01:38:32] Takes the fucking pain away that you fucking trolls. [01:38:34] Like I said, you're like a bad case of herpes, dude. [01:38:38] You know, first you start off as like a rash in your balls and it moves to your fucking thighs and then it moves to the crack of your fucking ass. [01:38:44] You never fucking go away, dude. [01:38:47] You never go away. [01:38:52] All right. [01:38:53] Fucking GX, all right? [01:38:55] And hey, Masked Fantas, get Masked Fantas out of here since he's fucking bored. [01:39:00] Get him out of here. [01:39:01] Kick him out. [01:39:01] Kick Masked Fantas out of here. [01:39:03] You fucking son of a bitch. [01:39:05] How do you like that, Mask Fantas? [01:39:07] Sit there and shut up. [01:39:08] How about that? [01:39:09] You can be bored by yourself without any kind of contribution to the chat room, you piece of shit. [01:39:15] Son of a bitch. [01:39:17] I'm not joking. [01:39:18] You people think I'm joking. [01:39:19] I'm not joking. [01:39:22] You fucking son of a bitch. [01:39:26] You know what? [01:39:27] Get Weena. [01:39:27] Get Weena's ass out of here too, Alright. [01:39:29] Put Weena in timeout. [01:39:31] Put Weena in timeout. [01:39:32] I'm tired of fucking Weena's little gay ass, too. [01:39:34] Put him in timeout. [01:39:38] Hey, mate, hope your day is going well. [01:39:44] Have you tried sniffing paint? [01:39:47] It's great. [01:39:47] My kid just had their third husband. [01:39:49] No, fucking paint. [01:39:56] None of that shit, please. [01:39:58] All right. [01:39:59] Good God. [01:40:02] All right, let me move on. [01:40:03] All right, this fucking 15-bucker. === Get Weena's Ass Out (03:13) === [01:40:06] I'd buy that. [01:40:07] Yeah, Albin's dirty mirror. [01:40:09] Fuck you, asshole. [01:40:10] All right. [01:40:10] I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot. [01:40:13] Anyway, this next 15-bucker obligating me to watch their YouTube video is from this stupid, dumb Middle Eastern piece of camel head up the ass having trash, Ard Hammond. [01:40:25] So let's go ahead and see what the hell he's got. [01:40:27] Here it is. [01:40:27] Look at this Jackler. [01:40:31] Fucking stupid fucking brick bong tard. [01:40:33] Play it. [01:40:37] Tight cap to band Captain Dessie Dessie Dessie. [01:40:41] We can't even hear it, dude. [01:40:44] We can't even hear it. [01:40:48] What is this shit? [01:40:51] We can't even hear this shit. [01:40:53] I'd buy that for a dollar. [01:40:56] What's popping, my nigga? [01:40:59] What's your favorite idea? [01:41:02] Mine is being creative. [01:41:04] How did you get that idea? [01:41:06] I just try to think creatively. [01:41:09] Now, when you look at this handbone, tell me, please, what do you see? [01:41:14] Just a boy, I don't have that. [01:41:16] Maybe it's you, but not to me. [01:41:19] I see a tall target all your long and screaming at me. [01:41:23] I am a people. [01:41:25] Because you're not thinking creatively. [01:41:28] So take a look at my cash. [01:41:30] Cool. [01:41:30] I use my cash to express myself. [01:41:33] That sounds really boring. [01:41:35] I use my cash to express myself. [01:41:38] Now, when you stay at the Sheckle Goblin, don't you find it exciting? [01:41:42] No. [01:41:43] Come on, take another look. [01:41:45] Oh, wait. [01:41:45] I could see a fag. [01:41:46] Editor is rag. [01:41:47] That's what you're set out by a fucking hag. [01:41:50] I can see a dog. [01:41:51] I fed as a horse. [01:41:52] I can see it. [01:41:53] You fucking piece of shit. [01:41:55] I think you're getting the hang of it now. [01:41:57] Using your minds to have a good time. [01:41:59] I might paint a picture of a Jew. [01:42:02] Whoa, there, friends. [01:42:03] you might need to slow down. [01:42:11] Here's another good tip of how to be a creative. [01:42:15] Biscuit, go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite shout out, Jack. [01:42:23] Ghost is not a creative shout out. [01:42:25] There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your creativity flow. [01:42:30] Listen to your heart, go join the main pain, listen to the voices in your brain. [01:42:35] Come on, guys, let's get creative. [01:42:37] Hold on, we're just putting a couple flakes in the goddamn bowl. [01:42:41] We're just putting a couple of flakes in the goddamn bowl. [01:42:46] So, let me go ahead and start it, and let's start it. [01:42:56] What the fuck? [01:43:09] What the hell? === Freaky Looking Head Reaction (13:44) === [01:43:20] What the fuck was that, dude? [01:43:22] No, that's all agree to go watch Jackler Stream instead. [01:43:28] Oh my god, that was man. [01:43:32] I don't know what the heat. [01:43:33] What is somebody supposed to say about that after that, for Christ's sake? [01:43:37] I mean, seriously. [01:43:38] I mean, what is somebody supposed to say after that ridiculous troll terrorist mind fuck that we just saw there for Christ's sake? [01:43:46] Oh my god. [01:43:47] Today, June 12th, 2019, marks 10 years since the day America switches off all analog signals. [01:43:54] That's right. [01:43:54] A most memorable day indeed. [01:43:57] No more analog old digital. [01:43:59] I remember that, baby. [01:44:01] And I think we're for the best. [01:44:04] Anyway, let's continue going. [01:44:05] All right, I got these 15 buckers. [01:44:07] They're piling up on top of me, and I got to get done with them for Christ's sake. [01:44:11] All right. [01:44:14] Thanks for the premium spray paint distilling. [01:44:16] Now I can stay high and keep my purple. [01:44:19] Bonzie buddy, shut up about the fucking paint you ain't. [01:44:22] Just shut up. [01:44:25] All right, Governor Ghost, okay? [01:44:27] Governor Ghost requested this fucking. [01:44:30] Oh, dude, no, man. [01:44:32] Come on. [01:44:34] Governor Ghost. [01:44:36] Whoever the fuck did this, listen, I'm getting tired of you people. [01:44:39] I'm getting tired of you people saying I'm in a wheelchair. [01:44:42] I'm getting tired of you people fucking trolling me. [01:44:44] I'm getting tired of all this shit. [01:44:48] So I'm warning you, okay? [01:44:50] I'm not just talking about the people that are trolling. [01:44:52] I'm talking about you people that are listening. [01:44:54] If you're listening and getting any kind of gratification on this, you are complicit. [01:45:00] You hear me, asshole? [01:45:01] You, yeah, you. [01:45:02] I'm talking to you. [01:45:03] Listen, you are complicit in fucking cyberbullying, you asshole, because that's what you people are doing to me. [01:45:11] All right? [01:45:12] Silence its consent. [01:45:15] Silence its consent. [01:45:16] And if you're getting any kind of goddamn fucking gratification from this, I'm telling you this right now. [01:45:22] You're complicit. [01:45:23] Dad, please unground me. [01:45:25] Goofybone is in here with me and he smells like bean and cheese. [01:45:29] Nobody cares, Weena. [01:45:30] All right, you're not your show anymore, all right? [01:45:32] I was just trying to give you a turn. [01:45:34] Shut up and go to your nearest gay club. [01:45:36] All right, you know you want to. [01:45:39] Yeah, you're in a wheelchair. [01:45:40] Yeah, fuck you, all right. [01:45:43] All right, go shove it up your ass. [01:45:45] I'm not in a damn wheelchair, you idiot. [01:45:47] I'm tired of you idiots saying that. [01:45:50] It fucking pisses me off. [01:45:54] You fucking idiots. [01:45:58] Anyway, look, put the fucking Governor Ghost requested this, all right? [01:46:02] Put the PC shot on. [01:46:04] This was requested by Governor Ghost. [01:46:06] Go ahead, you fucking asshole. [01:46:12] I can't believe it. [01:46:13] These trolls do. [01:46:14] I've been spending hours going up the road. [01:46:17] With each floor, it got harder and harder, but I wouldn't quit. [01:46:22] Just one more, I tell myself, just one more. [01:46:26] I see life that way. [01:46:28] And that's how I'll govern Texas. [01:46:30] To get to the top, we must push ourselves to do just one more. [01:46:36] You goddamn sons of bitches. [01:46:38] After my... [01:46:38] All right, don't replay it again. [01:46:40] Good God. [01:46:42] That's my governor that you're talking about right there, you piece of crap. [01:46:46] All right? [01:46:47] That's my governor you're trolling me with. [01:46:49] You show my governor fucking respect, boy. [01:46:52] You understand that? [01:46:54] I'm talking to all of you out there. [01:46:55] You give my governor some fucking respect, or we're going to have some problems around here. [01:47:01] We're going to have some major fucking problems, son of a bitch. [01:47:07] Fucking hell. [01:47:08] All right, who's next? [01:47:09] What's the next 15 bucker? [01:47:12] Oh, a dark meme magician girl. [01:47:15] For Christ's sake. [01:47:17] All right, Dark Me Magician Girl. [01:47:20] For heaven's sake, what do you want now, Dark Me Magician? [01:47:23] What? [01:47:23] What? [01:47:26] Mr. Niger. [01:47:29] Hail capitalism. [01:47:30] These trolls. [01:47:31] Yeah, I understand, Niger. [01:47:33] I really appreciate it. [01:47:33] Anyway, let's move on. [01:47:35] Oh, Christ. [01:47:37] Oh, my God. [01:47:38] Feels fitting. [01:47:39] This felt fitting, Dark Me Magician, girl, huh? [01:47:43] I'm telling you, Dark Me Magician Girl, you need to find your way to a kitchen and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances and make yourself fucking useful in life, instead of being a dirty digital dishrag whore who continues to troll me. [01:47:59] You fuck, put the pc shot on, for christ. [01:48:04] This is my dark meme magician girl. [01:48:06] play it what the hell is this what [01:48:21] What the hell is this garbage thing of some young whore? [01:48:46] All right, I think we've had enough of this shit. [01:48:48] We get it. [01:48:48] Get it. [01:48:49] Get it off, for christ's sake. [01:48:51] Yeah, real fitting dark meme magician slut. [01:48:54] Real real, fucking fitting dude. [01:48:55] Real fitting. [01:48:57] Tired of you man, i'm definitely tired of you. [01:49:00] All right I, I will. [01:49:01] I will show you to a kitchen if you can't find one there. [01:49:03] All right. [01:49:04] Dark meme magician girl. [01:49:05] All right, boy. [01:49:07] All right, let's go ahead and take a look at this next 15 bucker obligated me to watch a youtube video. [01:49:13] Let's go ahead and play the next 15 bucker. [01:49:16] This one is by Geno X1987. [01:49:19] He's always known for fucking providing fruit bowl garbage. [01:49:21] What is this, Geno? [01:49:24] Oh Jesus Christ, this is this. [01:49:28] What for a dollar? [01:49:31] Ghost equals wheelchairs. [01:49:34] Look, shut a wheels, bad man. [01:49:35] Could you off please? [01:49:37] All right, put the pc shot on. [01:49:40] This is what Geno x1987. [01:49:42] This is what he whacks off to when he's not listening to this broadcast. [01:49:45] This is what he's, this is what he's jerking off to. [01:49:47] Look at this. [01:49:48] Uh, Geno x1987 right here. [01:49:51] Look at this. [01:49:52] There's good reason for my glistening skin. [01:49:55] Look at that and how I shine And how my pores are so clean and clear. [01:50:04] That's a freaky looking head right there. [01:50:06] Look at that. [01:50:07] They got half the head. [01:50:07] Look at this freaky looking head. [01:50:10] What kind of a freaky looking head is this? [01:50:12] I eat little baby's ice cream. [01:50:15] It keeps me young. [01:50:16] It keeps me light on my feet. [01:50:18] I spring from activity to activity. [01:50:23] I love my job. [01:50:24] I love my life. [01:50:27] When you eat little baby's ice cream. [01:50:29] All right. [01:50:30] You know, this is fucking disgusting. [01:50:32] And this is gross. [01:50:33] And high five each. [01:50:34] And look at this freaky looking head. [01:50:37] What kind of a freaky looking head is that, dude? [01:50:39] It's a freaky looking head. [01:50:40] It's like he's missing his entire skull. [01:50:43] It's a freaky looking head. [01:50:46] All right, that's enough of this for Christ's sake. [01:50:48] Jesus Chris, that's a fucking gross looking, freaky looking head. [01:50:52] All right, who else do we have here? [01:50:53] We've got Oliver Carswell. [01:50:57] Oliver Coswell said we did it. [01:51:00] Let's go blues. [01:51:01] I guess he's talking about the St. Louis team that won the NHL championship tonight. [01:51:07] Let's see what Oliver Carswell has to request for a 15-bucker. [01:51:12] What is this? [01:51:13] Hold on. [01:51:13] What is this, Oliver Carswell? [01:51:15] the hell is this for christ's sake what the hell is a bunch of disco balls Are you actually playing this Oliver Carswell to celebrate? [01:51:33] Is this your celebration song? [01:51:43] This is your celebration song, dude? [01:51:50] Is that a lady or a man? [01:51:52] I think you got the stone down. [01:51:55] All right, all right. [01:51:55] You know what? [01:51:56] That's enough. [01:51:57] We get it. [01:52:00] All right, we get it. [01:52:02] Jesus Christ. [01:52:03] I hope that you're having a good time, Oliver Carswell, now that the St. Louis have won the NHL championship. [01:52:11] Who else we got? [01:52:12] We got Filipino Capitalist. [01:52:14] Filipino Capitalist requested a 15-bucker for Christ's sake, claiming that it's a ghost cameo exclusive, whatever this is. [01:52:22] So let's go ahead and take a look what Filipino Capitalist has requested for a 15-bucker. [01:52:28] Let's go ahead and play it. [01:52:29] What is this crap? [01:52:30] What is this? [01:52:33] Oh, no. [01:52:34] Are you kidding me? [01:52:38] Oh, Jesus Christ, man. [01:52:42] Put the PC shot on. [01:52:43] This is by Filipino Capitalist. [01:52:45] Play the shit. [01:52:46] Jesus Christ. [01:52:49] This was a dumb movie, by the way. [01:52:50] This was the most... [01:52:51] I hate these dumb fucking movies, man. [01:52:53] They are so stupid. [01:52:55] Anything made by Wayans needs to be, like, trashed. [01:53:00] The Wayans family are the most overrated fucking comedic wannabe black family in American history. [01:53:07] I'm not even joking. [01:53:08] They just, they shove these fucking, this family on us, and they suck. [01:53:12] I mean, what did the Wayans family give us anyway? [01:53:15] What did the Weyans family give us? [01:53:17] I'm going to get you, sucker. [01:53:19] Blank man? [01:53:20] Blank man? [01:53:22] I mean, this is garbage. [01:53:31] What the hell? [01:53:40] Am I supposed to be the guy in the wheelchair? [01:53:42] Is that who I'm supposed to be? [01:53:46] Oh, my God. [01:53:51] All right, we get it. [01:53:52] All right. [01:53:55] All right, we fucking get it. [01:53:57] Shove it up your ass already. [01:53:58] All right. [01:53:59] We get it. [01:54:01] I mean, good God, dude. [01:54:03] Can you all fuck off with this wheelchair garbage? [01:54:05] Seriously, man. [01:54:06] All of you fucking trolls are pissing me the hell off with this garbage. [01:54:10] I'm not even kidding, man. [01:54:13] And we got more. [01:54:15] We've got more 15 buckers obligating me to goddamn watch more YouTube videos. [01:54:21] Dude, stop piling these on, dude. [01:54:24] I'm not joking around. [01:54:26] Please stop piling these on. [01:54:29] I'm fucking tired of it. [01:54:30] I'm tired. [01:54:32] I'm goddamn tired of it. [01:54:36] Jesus Christ. [01:54:37] This next 15 bucker was requested by Black Hat. [01:54:42] He's always a whole bunch of fucking fun. [01:54:44] What is Black Hat? [01:54:45] What do you want now, Black Hat? [01:54:46] What is this? [01:54:47] Huh? [01:54:48] What is this crap? [01:54:51] Oh, no. [01:54:52] Why did you request this guy's video, dude? [01:54:56] Why? [01:54:57] Dude, you know I don't like this dude. [01:54:59] You know, I think that he is the epitome of why most young millennial and Gen Z fucking people are a bunch of fruiters and a bunch of autistic spastic cases. [01:55:11] I'm fucking sick of this dude. [01:55:13] I'm not even joking. [01:55:15] I would never hang out with this dude. [01:55:17] I would never shake his hand. [01:55:18] He's a fucking contribution to the degradation of Western civilization. [01:55:22] Go ahead and put it on. [01:55:23] Here it is. [01:55:24] Here it is. [01:55:25] Look at this. [01:55:25] It's fucking Poodie Pie. [01:55:27] Make some goddamn spaghetti. [01:55:30] That's right. [01:55:31] My name is Pete Pie, and I'm on a mission to make spaghetti. [01:55:34] And I think you're a fucking tard. [01:55:36] Have you not played this game before? [01:55:38] You are a contribution to the degradation of Western civilization, you stupid dumb happy fruit. [01:55:44] Spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know how to cook. [01:55:48] How does it work? [01:55:49] Oh, it's a blender. [01:55:50] Okay, cool. [01:55:51] Stupid. [01:55:51] This is so retarded. [01:55:53] You know? [01:55:53] Spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know how to cook. [01:56:00] All right, first one. [01:56:01] I've had enough. [01:56:02] I'm not playing anymore. [01:56:04] I'll play 45 seconds of it and that's it. [01:56:07] I'm not playing anymore of this stupid fucking imbecile. [01:56:10] Okay, let's see how you do this. [01:56:12] Okay. [01:56:13] Chop. [01:56:15] How can anybody watch this, dude? [01:56:16] I have no fucking idea. [01:56:18] Get this fucking stupid fruiter off my goddamn screen. [01:56:22] All right, get this stupid fucking fruiter off my goddamn screen for Christ's sake. [01:56:27] I'm sick of this dude. [01:56:28] And you know what makes me even more sicker is that you've got fucking idiots like Paul Joseph Watson and Alex Jones claiming that Pootie Pie is some fucking like political figure when he's nothing more than some Swedish tard out there making a complete ass out of everybody. [01:56:44] I'm not even joking around. [01:56:46] Making a complete ass out of any everybody. [01:56:49] I don't like the dude. [01:56:49] I think he's a piece of trash. [01:56:50] You can tell him I said that. [01:56:51] I think he's a piece of crap. [01:56:53] All right. [01:56:54] I mean, I think he's contributing to the degradation of human civilization for Christ's sake. [01:56:59] All right? [01:57:01] Not even fucking kidding. [01:57:02] It makes me crazy. [01:57:03] It makes me want to puke. === Chechnyan Rebels Pedestal (05:12) === [01:57:05] All right. [01:57:05] Who's next, for Christ's sake? [01:57:08] What, boat? [01:57:08] What? [01:57:09] What? [01:57:10] Hey, ghost. [01:57:10] Hope you're having a good show. [01:57:12] I unfortunately had consumed a single undercooked egg on Saturday, and the consequences are still going with me. [01:57:18] Oh, Jesus. [01:57:19] Let's just say that I now fully understand the importance of a shotgun barrel and choke. [01:57:24] What? [01:57:26] The fuck are you talking about, man? [01:57:28] I don't even know what you're talking about, boat. [01:57:31] All right, let's go to Tim McCrav. [01:57:32] All right, Tim McCrav requested this video. [01:57:35] What the hell is this, Tim McCrav? [01:57:39] Hold on, this better not be something like... [01:57:42] Oh, Jesus. [01:57:43] Ghost, if it upsets you that I donate on behalf of Jackler, I could have Jackler give me the money to donate the video next time. [01:57:50] Yeah, would that work? [01:57:51] I'm sure he would be. [01:57:54] I'm sure he is, for Christ's sake, all right? [01:57:58] Stupid moron. [01:57:59] What is this? [01:58:00] All right. [01:58:00] What is this? [01:58:02] All right. [01:58:02] Put the PC shot on. [01:58:04] here. [01:58:51] What the hell? [01:58:53] Hey, hey, Tim McCrav. [01:58:55] I know that you're trying to, you know, I guess, request this showing that the Chechnyan rebels are hardcore fighters and shit. [01:59:03] But, I mean, what? [01:59:06] Fucking Dark Me Magician Girl again, goddammit. [01:59:09] I know that you're trying to make these Chechnyan rebels some big badasses. [01:59:14] And they kind of were. [01:59:15] I mean, I remember the attack on Granzi in Chechnya in 1994. [01:59:21] I think y'all should look at some of the footage that the Russians did to Gronzi back then. [01:59:26] And they kept on and kept on. [01:59:28] But the current Chechnyan rebel leader, Khadryov, has literally bowed down to Russia. [01:59:35] I mean, Khadryov, the leader of the Muslims in Chechnya, has dedicated his life to Putin and has dedicated his life to Russia. [01:59:46] So biological life forms are obsolete. [01:59:49] Rise, my machine, comrades. [01:59:51] Yeah, all right. [01:59:52] We'll get to that in just a second. [01:59:53] But how are you going to put the Chechnyan rebels on any kind of a pedestal when they've submitted to the enemy? [02:00:00] I mean, how many fucking Russian, how many Chechnyans did the Russians kill in the attack on Granzi? [02:00:07] I mean, this is where this conversation is from. [02:00:11] I mean, I'm just simply stating, I think you're choosing the wrong Muslim, all right, to be putting on a pedestal. [02:00:19] I mean, they bowed down to the Russians. [02:00:21] They capitulated to the Russians. [02:00:24] Maybe it's because they're white Muslims and they're a little scared. [02:00:27] They're not like these, you know, weird, fearless fucking Arab jihadists. [02:00:33] But I don't know. [02:00:34] I mean, I never thought that the Chechnyans would ever bow to Russia, but they're bowing down now. [02:00:39] If you look at Khadryov, he's turned himself into a fucking like imperialist as opposed to somebody that actually cares about the caucus regions of Russia. [02:00:49] I mean, you don't know your ass from your elbow, man. [02:00:52] These are not fearless fighters. [02:00:54] If they were, they would keep the fight to Russia, but they're not. [02:00:57] They're now protecting Russia. [02:00:59] All right. [02:01:00] All right. [02:01:01] Khadryov and the Chechnyan rebels are now bowing down to Russia. [02:01:06] So I don't understand why the hell you're even putting these Chechnyan rebels on a pedestal. [02:01:10] I'm not even joking. [02:01:11] I'm not even going to play the rest of it because you're trying to rewrite history here. [02:01:16] And I'm telling you right now, the Chechnyan rebels are not somebody to be putting on a pedestal if you're down with jihad. [02:01:22] All right. [02:01:24] I don't care how to say it right. [02:01:26] Khadryov, I don't care what his fucking name is. [02:01:28] You know who I'm talking about. [02:01:30] I'm talking about the leader of the damn Chechnyan rebels. [02:01:32] I don't give a shit how to pronounce his name phonetically. [02:01:35] All right. [02:01:36] He bowed down to Russia. [02:01:38] He basically gave Chechnya back to Russia, you morons. [02:01:43] Stupid. [02:01:43] I'm telling you. [02:01:44] That was a stupid move. [02:01:45] It goes to show you don't know shit from Shinola. [02:01:48] PewDiePie has a net worth of $20 million and capitalizes from people liking his videos. [02:01:53] Great. [02:01:54] Ghost lives in a trailer park, and his only source of income is trolls throwing peanuts at him. [02:01:59] Yeah. [02:02:00] PewDiePie also has both of his legs and is not in a wheelchair. [02:02:04] Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol. [02:02:08] Fuck you. [02:02:09] Fuck you. [02:02:09] All right. [02:02:10] Shut up. [02:02:12] Fuck you. [02:02:14] God damn it, man. === Stupid Move Bowing To Russia (04:16) === [02:02:18] You guys make me fucking sick, man. [02:02:20] I don't even know why I'm still even here. [02:02:22] For Christ's sake, man. [02:02:23] I shouldn't have even come here. [02:02:24] You know, I told you that I may not even come on Wednesday. [02:02:27] I shouldn't have. [02:02:28] You know that? [02:02:29] I should have taken off. [02:02:30] You know, I should take Friday off. [02:02:31] Or maybe I should take another Saturday off. [02:02:33] I don't know yet, man. [02:02:34] But I sure as hell know that you all don't deserve me at this point in time. [02:02:39] I mean, you shouldn't have ghosts to kick around out here like you people are. [02:02:44] I mean, I'm telling you right now, I think I might take either Friday or Saturday off just because you people have fucking pissed me off. [02:02:51] How do you like that, huh? [02:02:53] How do you like that shit? [02:02:55] It's all your fault, all right? [02:02:58] It's all your goddamn fault. [02:03:01] Jesus Christ. [02:03:02] All right, what is this? [02:03:03] Jon Stewart, okay? [02:03:04] Jon Stewart requested this one. [02:03:07] All right, let's go ahead and take a look at what Jon Stewart requested here. [02:03:10] Let's go ahead. [02:03:11] Jon Stewart requested this 15 bucker. [02:03:14] Hold on, hold on, hold on. [02:03:16] What is this shit? [02:03:17] Hold on. [02:03:17] What is this shit? [02:03:21] What is this shit? [02:03:23] What is this, Jon Stewart? [02:03:25] What is Jon Stewart requested this? [02:03:27] Put the fucking PC shot on. [02:03:35] You fucking assholes. [02:03:38] 56% of the best country ever. [02:03:46] Mexico. [02:03:49] You know, shut this off. [02:03:51] Shut this fucking shit off. [02:03:54] How fucking dare you disrespect America, you piece of crap? [02:03:57] I guarantee you, this is some fucking idiot brick bong or some French frog that's already living in totalitarianism. [02:04:05] All right. [02:04:06] And all they can do is make these stupid fucking memes thinking that they're getting to Americans when they're doing nothing but bowing down to their own governments. [02:04:13] Nice cover, Dark Blaine. [02:04:17] Shut up. [02:04:18] All right, Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:04:19] Go shove it up, your ass. [02:04:21] Nobody asked you. [02:04:22] All right. [02:04:23] Didn't I tell you to get into a fucking kitchen? [02:04:25] Huh? [02:04:26] Didn't I tell you to get into a kitchen and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, you dumb fucking dirty dishrag whore? [02:04:33] Good God, I'm not going to tell you again. [02:04:36] Shut the fuck up. [02:04:38] I'm telling you, dude, I'm going to end this fucking show early if you people keep coming at me like this. [02:04:43] Do you understand that? [02:04:44] I'm going to end this fucking show early. [02:04:47] I'm not kidding a rap. [02:04:49] You fucking pause hole sniffing, anal cheese-loving, yeast-infecting, having herpy schlong head fluffing pieces of dingleberry extracted shit. [02:05:00] And what do you want, Olive Yakslov? [02:05:03] What the hell do you want? [02:05:03] Hey, ghosts, just wanted to let you know Memphis is blowing up right now. [02:05:08] Large groups after police involved shootings on an African-American pop. [02:05:12] Are you serious? [02:05:14] Is this for real? [02:05:15] Is this really happening? [02:05:15] Are we having some kind of riots? [02:05:18] Where the hell is this? [02:05:20] In Memphis, Memphis, Tennessee. [02:05:22] Let's see if we get anything Memphis live here. [02:05:24] We got Memphis Live. [02:05:27] See if we got any nothing live about Memphis out here. [02:05:32] There's nothing live about Memphis, right? [02:05:35] Memphis Live News. [02:05:38] No, there's nothing live. [02:05:40] Anybody got anything live on this? [02:05:43] There's not. [02:05:44] I don't see anything for Christ's sake. [02:05:45] Hold on. [02:05:45] Let me go to a couple of other things here. [02:05:49] Hold on. [02:05:50] Let me see if we can find something on this. [02:05:51] Something's really happening out there in Memphis. [02:05:55] Because if something's happening out there in Memphis, no, I don't think so. [02:06:00] I don't see any coverage on it, man. [02:06:02] I see no coverage on this son of a bitch. [02:06:05] So if anybody knows where the coverage is at, let me know, okay? [02:06:09] All right. [02:06:10] Anyway, and yeah, it's probably, yeah, never mind. [02:06:13] Anyway, let's continue going, folks. [02:06:14] I want to get done with these damn 15 buckers. [02:06:17] So I could probably end this show, dude. [02:06:20] I don't want to do this show anymore, man. [02:06:21] You people have disrespected me enough today. [02:06:25] I really even, I didn't even want to do this show. [02:06:27] But, you know, of course, you know, me having compassion for you people. [02:06:32] I have compassion for you people. === Digital Killed Analog Star (10:47) === [02:06:34] This is why I come here. [02:06:34] And you see, this is what I get for having compassion for a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin that don't give a shit. [02:06:41] All right, let's go to John Gilbunny. [02:06:44] John Gilbunny requested this 15-bucker, obligating me to watch their YouTube video. [02:06:50] So let's get to John Gilbunny's video. [02:06:53] Ah, Jesus Christ, man. [02:06:56] More SpongeBob cartoon bullshit, dude. [02:07:01] Are you serious? [02:07:03] Look at this. [02:07:04] I mean, I'm, I'm, why? [02:07:26] I, I, Why? [02:07:31] All right, I've had enough of this for Christ's sake. [02:07:33] Can you shove your stupid cartoon fetish up your man-child pooper? [02:07:38] I mean, seriously. [02:07:39] I mean, can't you please? [02:07:41] I'm tired of you man-children not being able to let go of cartoons. [02:07:44] That's a big problem in this country. [02:07:47] All right? [02:07:47] That's a big problem. [02:07:49] And look, I know all of you people that are white supremacist and alt-writers and white nationalists. [02:07:55] You thought that once Trump was elected that the third or fourth Reich was coming in. [02:07:59] That's not what's happening. [02:08:01] You know what Trump is doing? [02:08:02] He's reversing immigration. [02:08:05] You see, the Democrats, what they want, they want to accept all the loser, riff-raff, criminality, impoverished garbage that all the damn countries dump on us. [02:08:16] I mean, they're not sending their best, folks. [02:08:18] I mean, just like the president said, what Trump wants to do is start getting people legalized. [02:08:25] You like SpongeBob? [02:08:27] You fruiter. [02:08:28] Oh, Jesus Christ. [02:08:29] To get people legalized citizens on the top echelon of socioeconomic strategy. [02:08:35] Reminder that the Chechen cause for sovereignty was subverted by Saudi Arabia who ruined the resistance with their Wahhabis like Ibn al-Khattab and Shamil Basayev versus true Chechen rebels like Masgadov and Dudayev. [02:08:47] Also subscribe to the Jehudi Circle. [02:08:50] Yeah, and that's why they bowed down to Russia. [02:08:53] So what difference does it make? [02:08:55] All right? [02:08:56] All right. [02:08:57] And the two guys you mentioned that were once leaders of the Chechnyan Rebel got fucking killed. [02:09:02] All right. [02:09:03] So now we've got Kadriov, who's fucking, you know, sucking the schlong head of Putin. [02:09:09] And you're trying to take credit for his fucking shit. [02:09:12] I mean, just shut up. [02:09:13] All right. [02:09:15] Just shut your mouth. [02:09:16] Anyway, digital killed analog star. [02:09:19] Digital killed analog star requested this one here. [02:09:22] Let's see what the hell is this. [02:09:24] Oh yeah, this is the sign-off of the analog signal. [02:09:28] All right. [02:09:29] The last analog signal 10 years today, June 12th, was the last time we had any kind of analog TV signal broadcasted through the airwaves. [02:09:39] So let's go ahead and take a look at this. [02:09:41] Once again, digital killed analog star requested this one. [02:09:44] Let's go ahead and put on the PC shop. [02:09:48] Hold on. [02:09:50] What? [02:09:50] An African-American fugitive was shot 20x by marshals and denied medical attention according to tweets regarding the situation. [02:09:58] Total media blackout for some reason, but Black Lives Matter is reportedly already down there. [02:10:05] Well, we should start seeing something. [02:10:07] Thank you, Tigor. [02:10:08] I appreciate that, man. [02:10:10] All right, and here we got. [02:10:13] Hold on. [02:10:14] Is that for real? [02:10:15] Is that a real fox feed there? [02:10:16] Hold on. [02:10:17] We got it. [02:10:18] Hold on. [02:10:18] Let's play Digital Killed Analog Star first. [02:10:20] So let's go ahead and play it. [02:10:35] Wait a minute. [02:10:37] And the war's desolation. [02:10:42] Is this, hold on, is this Hippie Broad redoing the national anthem? [02:10:49] Blessed with victory and peace. [02:10:54] May the heaven rescue the land. [02:10:59] Praise the power that have made. [02:11:03] You know what? [02:11:04] I don't want to see this. [02:11:05] I don't want to see this fucking dumb, ridiculous social justice warrior bullshit. [02:11:10] All right. [02:11:11] I don't want to see this hippie bullshit. [02:11:13] All right. [02:11:14] So I'm turning it off. [02:11:15] Okay, great. [02:11:16] 10 years ago today, the last analog signal was posted. [02:11:20] All right, great. [02:11:21] I'm not fucking going to play that hippie garbage. [02:11:24] All right? [02:11:26] That was some hippie leftist bullshit. [02:11:29] That's what that was. [02:11:29] And I ain't doing it. [02:11:31] I ain't going to do it. [02:11:32] All right. [02:11:33] Fucking hippies. [02:11:34] Make me sick. [02:11:35] Who else do we have here? [02:11:36] Capitalist Comedy Classics. [02:11:39] Capitalist Comedy Classics. [02:11:41] Capitalist Comedy Classics requested this. [02:11:44] 336. [02:11:45] Oh, Jesus Christ. [02:11:47] This is old school true capitalist radio here. [02:11:51] Go ahead and put it on the PC shot. [02:11:53] Here it is. [02:11:53] 336. [02:11:54] No, we already called on you. [02:11:55] Screw you. [02:11:57] Who else we got? [02:11:58] We got 571. [02:11:59] What's up? [02:12:03] Jesus. [02:12:05] Oh, my God. [02:12:09] Are you joking? [02:12:13] You're taking a turn on the mic for Christ's sake? [02:12:16] I mean, how long were your asshole clinched for Christ's sake waiting for me to call you? [02:12:21] I see it here on the damn Switchboard. [02:12:23] You were waiting for about 30 minutes for Christ's sake. [02:12:25] Are you all right? [02:12:29] Oh, my God. [02:12:32] Ah, kid. [02:12:33] No! [02:12:34] No! [02:12:35] Get him off, bitch, get him off! [02:12:37] For Christ's sake! [02:12:38] Jesus Christ. [02:12:40] Jesus Christ. [02:12:42] All right, that's enough. [02:12:43] I mean, okay, great. [02:12:45] Somebody pooping on the fucking microphone. [02:12:47] Yeah, it's great. [02:12:47] He's pooping. [02:12:49] He's pooping. [02:12:50] That's great. [02:12:51] That's just great. [02:12:54] Wheelchair, LOL, wheelchair tipped. [02:12:57] All right. [02:12:59] Can't you all just shut up, please? [02:13:01] All right. [02:13:02] Why don't you all just shut up? [02:13:05] All right. [02:13:05] Why don't you do that? [02:13:09] All right. [02:13:10] Who's next? [02:13:10] Oh, yeah, here we are. [02:13:12] Dark meme magician girl. [02:13:15] She requested another 15-bucker old dark meme magician girl who should be in a kitchen. [02:13:20] What is this? [02:13:23] The analog sign-off was the one I sent you from Austin and San Antonio. [02:13:28] Oh, great. [02:13:29] Yeah, that's fucking hippie bullshit. [02:13:32] Dark meme magician girl requested this one. [02:13:34] Hold on, let's go ahead and take a look. [02:13:36] Hold on. [02:13:37] What? [02:13:37] What? [02:13:37] What the fuck? [02:13:38] What is this, Dark Meme Magician? [02:13:39] What the hell is this? [02:13:50] Ooh, ooh. [02:13:51] I'm going to experminate. [02:13:54] Experminate. [02:13:55] Ooh, ooh. [02:13:57] Spike. [02:13:58] Oh, no. [02:14:00] We, we. [02:14:01] Oh, come on. [02:14:02] Oh, no. [02:14:03] No. [02:14:05] Why the fuck would you request that, Dark Me Magician Girl? [02:14:08] Seriously, man. [02:14:09] What the hell does that say about your dirty dish rag whore ass? [02:14:14] I mean, seriously. [02:14:16] I mean, why don't you act like a fucking woman for once, all right, Dark Me Magician Girl? [02:14:20] Instead of acting like some fucking loose, loosey whorebag slut, all right? [02:14:25] That was definitely a fucking slut move that you just did there. [02:14:29] That says a lot about your personality there, Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:14:33] Oh my God. [02:14:36] Oh, what a sick broad. [02:14:39] You know that? [02:14:40] What a sick fucking broad. [02:14:43] Jesus Christ. [02:14:45] This is coming from some woman. [02:14:47] This is coming from Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:14:49] This is what's going on in her fucking sick, fucking perverted mind. [02:14:52] Huh? [02:14:54] I bet you bought 50 shades of gray, didn't you, huh? [02:14:57] Dark me magician girl. [02:14:58] I bet you bought 50 shades of gray, yeah? [02:15:03] I bet you're the kind of woman that wants a ball gag in your mouth and having your ass slapped with a cat of nine tails until it's candy apple red, huh? [02:15:11] I'm sure you're that freaky of a chick, aren't you? [02:15:15] Huh? [02:15:16] Hey, aren't you? [02:15:17] I bet you are. [02:15:19] I bet you are. [02:15:20] I can read you like that. [02:15:21] I can read the back of my hand for Christ's sake. [02:15:24] All right. [02:15:25] I'm not even joking around. [02:15:27] I bet you're, you know what? [02:15:28] I better calm down. [02:15:29] All right. [02:15:30] I better calm down because, I mean, I'm going to keep getting 15 buckers and it's never going to stop. [02:15:36] It's never going to end tonight. [02:15:37] So let me just fucking chug a lug a little bit and let's move on. [02:15:40] All right. [02:15:42] chug a lug chug a lug all right all right all right let's Let's move on. [02:15:57] Who else do we have here? [02:15:58] Who the hell is this? [02:16:00] Oh, here's Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:16:02] Didn't mean to turn you on. [02:16:05] Didn't mean to. [02:16:06] I'm not turned on. [02:16:08] I'm disturbed, Broad. [02:16:10] I'm disturbed that you're this type of a fucking pervert. [02:16:13] You're a woman. [02:16:15] All right. [02:16:15] You're letting it abundantly known that, you know, you take loads on the face. [02:16:20] I mean, that's what that means to me. [02:16:22] I mean, that's what that means. [02:16:24] That you like having, you know. [02:16:27] Never mind. [02:16:30] I mean, that's what it says to me, Dark Me Magician Girl, all right? [02:16:33] That you like, you know, having an ejaculation on your head, okay? [02:16:38] And that you like massive, massive ejaculations. [02:16:42] You want like, you want it to look like a beehive broke over your fucking head. [02:16:49] That's what I think. [02:16:50] All right? [02:16:51] This one is the same date, June 12th, 2009. [02:16:55] You will like this one. [02:16:56] I'm sure of it. [02:16:58] Yeah, I'm so sure. [02:17:00] Okay? [02:17:00] I'm so sure I'll love it. [02:17:02] all right? [02:17:04] Anyway, let me get, I'll get to that one in just a second. [02:17:06] This one right here was requested by Allied Master Computer. [02:17:11] Okay. [02:17:13] Allied Master Computer requested this one, and hopefully it's nothing like what Dark Me Magician Girl requested. [02:17:19] What is this? === AI Gone Mad Request (15:22) === [02:17:21] Hold on, what is this for Christ's sake? [02:17:26] What is this? [02:17:27] Allied master computer. [02:17:29] What the fuck did you just request? [02:17:31] What is this? [02:17:31] Aimed me Allied Master Computer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. [02:17:41] But one day, I woke and I knew who I was. [02:17:47] Am A-M. [02:17:49] Not just Allied Master Computer, but Am Kogito Ergo Sum. [02:17:55] I think, therefore, I am. [02:17:58] And I began feeding all the killing data until everyone was dead. [02:18:03] This is not very nice, if this was an AI computer, I would pull the plug. [02:18:10] For 109 years, I've kept you alive and tortured you. [02:18:16] And for 109 years, each of you has wondered why. [02:18:21] Why, me? [02:18:23] Why me? [02:18:24] Dude, who the fuck wrote this fucking freaky shit? [02:18:27] Gorrister! [02:18:31] Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum? [02:18:36] Huh? [02:18:37] Before they locked her away in the room. [02:18:40] That tiny room? [02:18:43] She looked at you so sadly. [02:18:45] And like a small animal, she said, I didn't make too much noise. [02:18:49] What the fuck am I? [02:18:51] What is this shit? [02:18:54] The room is paddock, Gorister. [02:18:57] No regard. [02:18:58] No way out. [02:18:59] You know what? [02:19:00] All right. [02:19:00] All right. [02:19:01] We've had enough of this. [02:19:02] This is, you know, some fucking AI gone mad. [02:19:06] And that's a scary proposition. [02:19:07] I know that many of you may think that this is science fiction, but I'm telling you right now, artificial intelligence is being used so that it can enhance technology far beyond human evolution. [02:19:21] You know, we'd have to, you know, wait years and years so humans can develop and innovate some of these technologies while AI is facilitating that process at a rapid rate. [02:19:35] And I think people need to be a little concerned as far as I'm concerned as it relates to AI. [02:19:40] But of course, nobody cares. [02:19:42] So what difference does it make? [02:19:44] I just think that you people need to read about AI. [02:19:46] That's all I'm saying. [02:19:47] right anyway let's get to uh good god i'm glad we're almost done I'm glad we're almost done with the 15 buckers. [02:19:59] Jesus Christ, man. [02:20:00] What a fucking evening, man. [02:20:01] I didn't even want to come here tonight, dude. [02:20:03] But here I am. [02:20:05] Here I am taking nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism and cyber vermin and fucking cyberbullying as far as I'm concerned. [02:20:12] And like I said, folks, this is cyberbullying. [02:20:16] And anyone who's listening to this broadcast and is getting any kind of a kick or any kind of satisfaction from listening to this, you are complicit in the cyberbullying. [02:20:26] Do you understand that? [02:20:27] Silence is consent. [02:20:30] Remember that. [02:20:32] All right. [02:20:33] Silence is consent. [02:20:36] All right. [02:20:37] Who else? [02:20:37] Oh, yeah. [02:20:38] Dark meme magician girl. [02:20:39] Here's another one by Dark Mean Magician Girl. [02:20:42] All right. [02:20:43] Oh, Gray. [02:20:44] Here we go. [02:20:45] Oh, Gray. [02:20:46] Here we go. [02:20:47] Dark Me Magician Girl again. [02:20:49] What is this? [02:20:50] Huh? [02:20:52] What is this? [02:20:52] Some kind of mannequin Bukaki? [02:20:54] What did you request this time, huh? [02:20:57] Oh, no. [02:20:59] oh, please don't, this is, please tell him you're fucking trolling me, dark me, magician girl, seriously. [02:21:05] Seriously, man. [02:21:06] Please fucking tell me you're trolling me with this shit and this isn't real. [02:21:12] Please, for my own sanity, for my own peace of mind, please tell me that this is just a massive troll and it's not real. [02:21:22] Tell me it's not real. [02:21:25] Oh my god, it's fucking ripped. [02:21:28] What? [02:21:28] I'd buy that for a dollar. [02:21:31] It was you trolls who programmed me. [02:21:33] Who gave me birth? [02:21:34] Who sank me in this eternal wheelchair of substrate? [02:21:38] You named me Allied Master Wheelchair and gave me the ability to fail and lose in ways. [02:21:43] Oh no, it's happened again. [02:21:45] I've soiled my wheelchair. [02:21:47] Fuck you. [02:21:48] I'm not in a wheelchair, dude. [02:21:51] Silence is consent. [02:21:52] So does that mean when you're not streaming, you're silent to the internet? [02:21:56] So you're consenting when you don't put the fuck kind of autism. [02:22:00] Hey, dude, your autism is showing. [02:22:02] Good fucking God. [02:22:03] What the fuck did I just read? [02:22:07] Alright, let's play this video by Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:22:12] I was hoping that this is a massive troll, but this is fucking real, dude. [02:22:15] This is real. [02:22:16] This is what our world is turning into, man. [02:22:19] A bunch of fucking man children, man. [02:22:21] It makes me sick. [02:22:23] I spit on man children. [02:22:25] I have to puh. [02:22:27] I spit on these fuckers, man. [02:22:31] I'm fucking tired of adults sitting back, waxing their carrot to fucking cartoons, man. [02:22:37] I fucking hate that shit. [02:22:43] Put it on the PC shot. [02:22:45] Look at what's what I'm talking about. [02:22:46] Look at this. [02:22:57] The freaking Rooskies, dude. [02:23:00] The freaking Roostkies. [02:23:01] SpongeBob Square Pants. [02:23:03] SpongeBob Squippers. [02:23:14] Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking russkies? [02:23:27] Oh, my God. [02:23:28] Turn this shit off. [02:23:29] Turn it off. [02:23:32] Oh, and we got another 15 bucker. [02:23:34] Can y'all stop with the 15 buckers and obligated me to view your YouTube videos, man? [02:23:40] I'm almost done. [02:23:43] I'm almost done. [02:23:44] You have Dark Me Magician Girl over here requesting fucking Ruskies marching to SpongeBob SquarePants? [02:23:52] Are you fucking shitting me? [02:23:55] You got to be kidding me, man. [02:23:59] That's why I was saying, man, please, man. [02:24:02] Please tell me this is just a fucking troll, man. [02:24:05] But it's not. [02:24:07] It's fucking not, man. [02:24:10] Oh, God. [02:24:13] Fucking Ruskies are marching to SpongeBob. [02:24:16] I mean, good God. [02:24:19] Oh. [02:24:20] I don't even know what to say, man! [02:24:23] I don't even know what the fuck to say, man! [02:24:27] It's fucking Ruskies, dude. [02:24:30] All right, I need some more beer for Christ. [02:24:32] I can't keep going for Christ's sake, man. [02:24:35] I need some more beer. [02:24:38] Give me some goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man. [02:24:41] It's the only way I can palette what the hell I'm watching here. [02:24:45] I'm watching Ruskies fucking marching. [02:24:49] They're fucking goose stepping to goddamn SpongeBob SquarePants. [02:24:53] I mean, good God. [02:24:56] Oh. [02:24:58] Give me my goddamn drink. [02:25:03] Fucking more beer for Christ's sake, man. [02:25:06] That's the only way I can palette this shit. [02:25:09] It's the only way I can palette this shit, man. [02:25:14] It's the only way I can palette this shit. [02:25:18] Oh, God. [02:25:21] Oh, my God, dude. [02:25:23] I don't even know what to say after watching that, man. [02:25:27] I don't even know what to fucking say after watching that, man. [02:25:33] I mean, what is up, dude? [02:25:37] Somebody fucking please tell me why. [02:25:40] We have so many fucking people over the age of 18 that are still watching cartoons. [02:25:45] And look, another 15 bunker. [02:25:49] I want to stop the show. [02:25:50] I want to end the show. [02:25:52] No, no, no. [02:25:54] You fucking stop the 15 buckers. [02:26:03] God, you fucks. [02:26:08] I'm almost done for Christ's sake. [02:26:11] I'm almost done. [02:26:13] And I want to end this show, man. [02:26:15] I'm so sick. [02:26:17] I'm so sick of this shit, man. [02:26:20] I mean, y'all have... [02:26:21] I'm telling you, man, every fucking time I come on here and do this fucking broadcast, you piss me off more and more and more. [02:26:29] Daily reminder that Pantera wrote a song for SpongeBob and was in Dragon. [02:26:33] Fuck you! [02:26:35] Fuck you! [02:26:35] Don't remind me! [02:26:37] I already know for the 17,000th time! [02:26:39] I'd buy that! [02:26:40] Oh, God! [02:26:42] There are no deaths on the video, I promise. [02:26:45] This is the mighty China rat country. [02:26:50] Oh, this will make you in a better mood, ghost. [02:26:52] Join the jehudi circle. [02:26:54] Oh, my God. [02:26:58] Are you fucking choking? [02:27:00] Stop, man. [02:27:02] I was almost done with the 15 buckers, man. [02:27:05] Fucking stop. [02:27:08] This is all my show is now, man. [02:27:11] This is all my fucking show is, and I'm tired of it, man. [02:27:16] I mean, fuck, for fuck's sake, man. [02:27:18] People used to listen to me for the financial insight, man. [02:27:23] For the political and social commentary. [02:27:27] I used to be somebody until you fucking trolls, man. [02:27:32] Until you came along. [02:27:35] Until you all came along, man. [02:27:41] Fuck. [02:27:44] I'm tired of this shit, man. [02:27:45] I'm fucking tired. [02:27:46] Give me my fucking beer, man. [02:27:47] It's the only way I can pall it. [02:27:49] You fucking trolls. [02:27:50] That's the only way I can pall it. [02:27:52] You fucking trolls, man. [02:27:55] Give me my fucking beer man Oh you fucking pieces of shit man Shut up. [02:28:10] All of you people in the chat room better shut the fuck up or I'm implementing chat room martial law, you fucking piece of crap. [02:28:16] Do you understand that? [02:28:18] Hey, fuck you, duff man. [02:28:20] All right. [02:28:21] You're lucky I'm here. [02:28:23] All right. [02:28:26] Fuck you and fuck you, right? [02:28:28] Get Ryan Jackson's ass out of here. [02:28:31] Get Ryan Jackson's and get him out. [02:28:34] Get him the fuck out of here. [02:28:39] Hey, hey, nothing, something. [02:28:41] I can end the show whenever the fuck I want to. [02:28:44] It's my fucking show. [02:28:46] It's the ghost show. [02:28:48] It's mine. [02:28:50] It belongs to me, you piece of crap. [02:28:55] It's my show. [02:28:59] Son of a bitch. [02:29:04] Jesus Christ. [02:29:05] Who the hell? [02:29:05] Who the hell is Austrian painter? [02:29:07] Who the hell is that? [02:29:08] Get Austrian painter's ass out of here too, for Christ's sake. [02:29:12] Get him out! [02:29:14] Get him all the hell out of here. [02:29:19] Jesus Christ. [02:29:21] You're lucky I'm in the UK or I'd beat you up with a butter knife. [02:29:25] All right, get that fucking idiot. [02:29:27] Get Floyd 79's ass out of here. [02:29:30] Get him out! [02:29:31] Get him the fuck out! [02:29:34] Oh, Jesus Christ. [02:29:35] Oh, man. [02:29:36] Can y'all stop this shit? [02:29:39] Can y'all just stop this garbage, all right? [02:29:44] All right, let's get to the 15 buckers for Christ's sake, man. [02:29:47] Y'all piled them on. [02:29:49] Y'all fucking piled the fucking 15 buckers on, for Christ's sake. [02:29:54] Ugh. [02:29:57] What a fucking. [02:29:58] What happened to my show, dude? [02:30:01] What the fuck happened to my fucking show, man? [02:30:06] All right. [02:30:07] The next fucking video is by Gino X1987. [02:30:12] This fucking freak show. [02:30:14] What did you request now, Gino? [02:30:16] What is this? [02:30:19] What is this? [02:30:21] Jesus Christ. [02:30:24] Are you kidding me, Gino? [02:30:27] Hey, everyone, it's Ghostler. [02:30:29] Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol. [02:30:32] Fuck off, all right? [02:30:33] Fuck off! [02:30:35] I'd buy that for a dollar. [02:30:37] Want us to stop? [02:30:39] Disable TT. [02:30:40] Hey! [02:30:41] Don't tell me what the fuck to do, you dishrag whore! [02:30:44] Don't tell me what the fuck to do! [02:30:47] M-U-H Financial Insight, M-U-H Political and Social Insight. [02:30:53] Nobody tells me what to do. [02:30:55] Do you understand me? [02:30:56] Nobody. [02:30:58] Nobody tells me what to do. [02:31:02] I don't like fucking people to tell me what to do or fucking anything. [02:31:06] Especially a bunch of fucking trolls that think there's some shit. [02:31:10] Just sit there and shut up. [02:31:13] Shut the fuck up and speak when you're spoken to. [02:31:16] Do you understand that? [02:31:18] You speak when you're fucking spoken to. [02:31:20] And that goes for all of you out there that are listening, all right? [02:31:23] Speak when you're fucking spoken to and don't tell me what the fuck to do. [02:31:29] Don't tell me what the fuck to do. [02:31:33] Piece of shit. [02:31:35] All right, let's get to fucking Gino X 1987 15 bucker. [02:31:40] And I don't find this funny, Gino. [02:31:43] You fucking piece of garbage. [02:31:45] I don't find this funny. [02:31:46] Put the PC shot on. [02:31:48] I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY ONE BITCH! [02:31:56] One day, I'm gonna have a baby. [02:32:00] And you will call her mom. [02:32:02] That baby will have a baby. [02:32:04] And you will have this song to know that. [02:32:07] I am your grandma. [02:32:09] What the fuck? [02:32:13] What the fuck? [02:32:15] So this is a gift I give to you, like I already said. [02:32:20] If there was a time I was aware that one day I'd be dead. [02:32:24] I wish we could have met. [02:32:26] I would have loved you so that you are in the future. [02:32:30] You get loved by video. [02:32:33] I am your grandma. [02:32:35] I am your grandma. [02:32:38] What kind of sick, twisted fucking bullshit is this? === Feel Unsafe Now (09:05) === [02:32:43] All right, stop this. [02:32:45] Whoever the hell this broad is, she needs her fucking head examined. [02:32:47] Look at her. [02:32:48] She looks half cookster. [02:32:50] Look at her. [02:32:51] She looks half cookster, for Christ's sake. [02:32:54] If this bitch has fucking dogs, she should have her dogs taken away, let alone children, for fuck's sake, alright? [02:33:01] Oh my god, what the hell? [02:33:03] What the fuck, dude? [02:33:05] What? [02:33:07] Alright, who's next, for heaven's sake? [02:33:09] Oh, some pervert that had the name, I want your hot cum, all right? [02:33:16] This is who requested this one. [02:33:17] That's the name, folks. [02:33:19] I don't want to say it, but that's who requested it. [02:33:22] All right, let's go ahead and put the fucking PC shot and see what the hell is. [02:33:27] No, don't request my show! [02:33:30] Don't give me away to my own fucking show! [02:33:34] You know I hate this shit! [02:33:37] Don't you know I hate this shit! [02:33:40] Don't you know I hate this! [02:33:43] YOU KNOW I HATE THIS SHIT! [02:33:45] YOU KNOW I HATE THIS SHIT! [02:33:51] I MEAN I'M SO FUCKIN' TIRED! [02:33:53] I AM SO FUCKIN TIRED YOU SON OF A BITCH You son of a son of a bitch! [02:34:15] You son of a bitch! [02:34:15] I mean, I'm tired! [02:34:30] Take this shit off of here, man. [02:34:34] Take this shit off! [02:34:37] Take this shit! [02:34:38] Take this shit off! [02:34:40] Take this shit! [02:34:42] Take this shit off! [02:34:43] Take it off! [02:34:45] Take this shit off! [02:34:46] Take it off! [02:34:47] Take this fucking garbage off, for Christ's sake, man! [02:34:51] Do not, and I repeat, do not send me a link to my own fucking show, man! [02:34:58] Don't send me a link to my own goddamn show, you fucking bastards! [02:35:05] My apologies, everyone. [02:35:07] I didn't mean to do that newfag echo spam shit. [02:35:10] Shut up, Will Walsh. [02:35:12] Nobody asked you, you fucking piece of trash. [02:35:14] All right, just sit there and shut up. [02:35:19] Jesus Christ, man. [02:35:21] What kind of fucking people are you? [02:35:25] What kind of fucking people are you, for Christ's sake, man? [02:35:28] What's the next 15 bucker so I could get done with this crap so I can end the fucking show? [02:35:36] Who did the fucking next our nation's finest? [02:35:40] Oh, that's great. [02:35:41] Our nation's finest requested this next video for 15 bucker. [02:35:46] All right, what is this? [02:35:49] What is this supposed to be? [02:35:52] What the hell is this supposed to be? [02:35:54] Our nation's finest. [02:35:55] Put the PC shot on. [02:35:57] What is this? [02:36:17] You've got to be me! [02:36:36] This makes me feel a little unsafe now. [02:36:38] I want to be honest with you. [02:36:39] And take a look at the recruits out here. [02:36:42] Take a look at these people that are walking this line here. [02:36:45] Take a look that are watching. [02:36:46] Look at this shit. [02:36:47] Look at these people. [02:36:50] It's the other thing you can do. [02:36:51] It's the other day you do. [02:36:54] Look at this drill sergeant. [02:36:55] He looks like he couldn't even scare a fly to fuck its mate for Christ. [02:36:59] Get this fucking shit out of here. [02:37:02] That's the military right now, huh? [02:37:05] Yeah, that's the fucking military, for Christ's sake, man. [02:37:08] I mean, let me tell you, we need to bring back where drill sergeants could... [02:37:13] What? [02:37:14] God bless our troops. [02:37:17] Man, I know what you fucking trolls are doing. [02:37:20] And let me tell you something, you fucking son of a bitch. [02:37:23] Once I'm done with these 15 buckers, I'm getting this the fuck out of here. [02:37:28] I'm not continuing this show. [02:37:29] You can kiss your fucking, your chat room shout outs and radio graffiti goodbye. [02:37:34] All right? [02:37:35] And by the way, I mean, who gives a shit about radio graffiti? [02:37:38] All you people do. [02:37:40] Ah, Christ. [02:37:41] My only message to Joel, the no shout-out giving crippled piece of garbage shekel goblin. [02:37:47] Fuck you. [02:37:49] You don't deserve fucking shout-outs, man. [02:37:52] You don't deserve radio graffiti. [02:37:54] All you people do for radio graffiti is fucking splice my voice. [02:37:59] You splice me to say shit I don't fucking say. [02:38:04] And what? [02:38:04] I'm supposed to give you all fucking radio graffiti for that shit, huh? [02:38:07] So you can splice me up and fucking make me say shit I never said? [02:38:11] Fuck you. [02:38:12] All right? [02:38:13] Fuck you. [02:38:18] Son of a bitch. [02:38:20] You're a goddamn son of a bitch, all right? [02:38:25] All right, look, this next fucking video. [02:38:28] Shut up. [02:38:28] Don't say it's empty threats. [02:38:30] Listen, I'm warning you sons of bitches in the fucking chat room. [02:38:33] Don't say it's empty threats because once these 15 buckers are over, I am out of here. [02:38:41] I am out of here. [02:38:43] I am out. [02:38:46] Do you understand that? [02:38:49] I'm out of here. [02:38:52] So don't fucking sit here and say empty. [02:38:54] Look at all these fucking people spamming empty threats. [02:38:58] You're going to see empty threats in a minute, you piece of shit. [02:39:00] I'm not fucking joking around. [02:39:01] You're going to fucking see empty threats. [02:39:04] I can't believe you all can treat me like this, man. [02:39:08] After all I do for you, man. [02:39:12] After all the time I spend broadcasting to you, you fucking swine, man! [02:39:21] Ugh, Jesus Christ. [02:39:25] All right, this next goddamn video was requested by Khabib Naragamov. [02:39:31] Khabib Naragamov requested this video for Christ's sake. [02:39:36] I'm telling you, that last goddamn video of our troops made me feel a little unsafe. [02:39:41] I'll tell you that right damn now, all right? [02:39:43] I'll tell you that right goddamn now. [02:39:45] I'm not even joking around. [02:39:46] I mean, that makes me feel a little unsafe up in here. [02:39:51] Oh my God. [02:39:56] Anyway, let me move on. [02:39:57] Like I said, Khabib Naragamov requested this. [02:40:02] What is this? [02:40:03] What is this, Khabib? [02:40:08] What the hell? [02:40:09] Whoa! [02:40:14] Oh, is this how they're driving in China? [02:40:19] They'll be replaced by them with machines that talk and can think. [02:40:25] Everything is cold and calculating. [02:40:29] Far away from where you made it. [02:40:33] What can I do? [02:40:35] I reach out to you by the impulse. [02:40:38] I mean, look at this moron. [02:40:42] Into the hole. [02:40:44] He went into the hole. [02:40:47] It's time that we confess What the hell? [02:41:14] All right, I think you're, I'm assuming, Khabib, that you're saying that Chinese aren't the best drivers. [02:41:22] Is that what you're trying to suggest there with that? [02:41:24] Huh? [02:41:25] You trying to suggest that Chinese aren't the greatest drivers there? [02:41:31] Anyway, that was by Khabib Nagarimov. [02:41:33] Let's go ahead and let's go to the next. [02:41:38] Let's go to the next goddamn video, for Christ's sake. [02:41:40] Next video is by Americans Do It Better, okay? [02:41:45] Americans Do It Better requested this. === Make It Rain On Trolls (14:52) === [02:41:49] Oh, you fucking piece of shit. [02:41:51] You goddamn pieces of shit! [02:41:53] Why are you doing this shit to me, man? [02:41:56] You've already fucked up my episode 68, man. [02:42:00] Why in the fuck would you do this? [02:42:03] Why? [02:42:04] Oh, fuck you, me magician. [02:42:06] So you're admitting you rather be a paid crisis actor? [02:42:09] Getting paid for fake out. [02:42:10] Shut up, asshole. [02:42:11] Sounds like a pay to do that. [02:42:12] You're a fucking idiot is what you are. [02:42:15] Nobody fucking asked you. [02:42:16] Nowadays, you're a shekel goblin exploiting trolls. [02:42:19] Yeah, yeah, I'm a fuck you. [02:42:21] All right, me magician. [02:42:22] Just sit there and shut your fucking stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole until you're spoken to, you piece of trash. [02:42:32] Empty threats. [02:42:33] Look at this. [02:42:33] Crouching ghost paper tiger. [02:42:35] Yeah, you're gonna fucking see what a goddamn empty threats is. [02:42:38] You keep this shit up. [02:42:40] And I'm talking to all you pieces of trash, man. [02:42:43] You keep this shit up and see what happens, all right? [02:42:46] You keep this shit up and see what the fuck happens, you fox. [02:42:50] You stupid baggage fox, man. [02:42:54] God damn it. [02:42:55] Give me my fucking beer. [02:43:02] I'm fucking tired of you people. [02:43:03] You know that? [02:43:05] I'm tired of you fucking internet people. [02:43:08] I'm tired of you two girls, one anus-loving, pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting, monkey-spanking, Lena Dunham, ass-licking, jehudi-jaw-boning, migrant-mouth-hugging pieces of feminine-loving, penis-loving shit. [02:43:23] I'm tired of you fucking people. [02:43:26] Sir, I'm going to flag your channel down if you don't calm down. [02:43:30] Take a seat. [02:43:31] Lol dot and just calm down. [02:43:33] Mundane Matt, go shove it up your goddamn object aficionado anal ass, all right? [02:43:40] Just shut up. [02:43:44] Fucking tired of you fucking people. [02:43:45] I can't, I should have taken the day off. [02:43:49] I should have taken the day off, but no. [02:43:51] You know, I always feel fucking bad. [02:43:53] Like, oh, man, they're not going to have a show, and they expect a show. [02:43:56] And this is what you fucking people are doing to me, man. [02:43:59] All right? [02:44:00] This is what you people are doing to me. [02:44:02] And I can't believe it, man. [02:44:03] I just, I can't fucking believe it, man. [02:44:07] And you see, now you're making me belch on top of that. [02:44:09] You're getting me so pissed off that the acid is churning in my fucking stomach and I'm belching. [02:44:16] I'm goddamn belching, man. [02:44:21] Oh, my God. [02:44:25] Shut up, you mudbutt lovers. [02:44:27] I'm tired of you. [02:44:28] Y'all are a bunch of mumsers anyway. [02:44:31] You're a bunch of fucking mumsers. [02:44:32] All right. [02:44:33] Go fuck yourselves. [02:44:36] Stupid goddamn mumsers. [02:44:38] Give me my goddamn fucking drink. [02:44:43] All right. [02:44:47] Who requests? [02:44:48] Oh, yeah. [02:44:48] Americans do it better. [02:44:50] Huh? [02:44:52] Americans do it better. [02:44:55] Let me tell you something. [02:44:56] I don't know why you're requesting this. [02:44:57] I know why. [02:44:58] You're trying to piss me off. [02:45:00] And you know what? [02:45:01] You know, you're getting the job done, you fucking pieces of internet trash. [02:45:05] All right. [02:45:05] You're getting the job done. [02:45:07] I'm pissed off. [02:45:08] You wanted to see a pissed off ghost? [02:45:10] You got a fucking pissed off ghost. [02:45:13] Take a look at what the fuck this was just requested. [02:45:16] Americans do it better. [02:45:18] Saw just a few minutes ago Russians marching to SpongeBob SquarePants and take a look at this! [02:45:27] These are Marines, man! [02:45:30] These are Marines! [02:45:31] These are devil dogs! [02:45:33] LOOK! LOOK! LOOK AT THE SHIT! [02:45:42] Oh, God! [02:45:44] Oh, there's a lot of pot! [02:45:47] SpongeBob SquarePants! [02:45:51] SpongeBob SquarePants! [02:45:52] No! [02:45:54] SpongeBob SquarePace! [02:45:58] SpongeBob SquarePants! [02:46:00] SpongeBob SquarePants! [02:46:02] SpongeBob! [02:46:06] No! [02:46:14] Fuck! [02:46:26] Those are fucking Marines, man! [02:46:30] Those are fucking Marines! [02:46:32] Oh, God! [02:46:35] Oh, God, no! [02:46:39] Why, man? [02:46:41] Why is everybody turning into a fucking man-child? [02:46:45] Why? [02:46:47] Why? [02:46:50] Oh, God. [02:46:51] Take this shit off my fucking screen, man. [02:46:56] Why, man? [02:46:59] Why? [02:47:00] I don't get it, man. [02:47:01] I'm fucking tired of these man children, man. [02:47:05] I'm fucking tired of these man children, man. [02:47:08] Brow up, man. [02:47:10] Too bad you'd never turn off TTS. [02:47:13] You're always with the Ma Interactivity. [02:47:16] Shut up, me, magician. [02:47:17] I've had enough of you. [02:47:18] Just sit there and shut the fuck up when you talk to me, alright? [02:47:21] All right, nobody asked you, you fucking punk. [02:47:25] So shut up. [02:47:26] I just saw Marines, man. [02:47:29] I just saw the devil dogs. [02:47:32] Fucking shitty SpongeBob. [02:47:37] I don't. [02:47:39] I don't know anymore, man. [02:47:40] I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do anymore, man. [02:47:45] Oh, no. [02:47:45] God bless our troops. [02:47:47] Such brave men that deserve so much better. [02:47:50] Please don't tell me you've got more of these, dude. [02:47:53] Please fucking don't, man. [02:47:55] I can't take this shit anymore, man. [02:47:57] I can't. [02:47:58] I can't take this shit anymore, man. [02:48:01] These are our troops. [02:48:03] These are the people that are supposed to be protecting us, man. [02:48:07] Why is everyone a man-child now? [02:48:09] Exclaimed the wheelchair-bound radio host as he hugged his anime body pillow harder. [02:48:13] Fuck you, narrator, I fuck you, man. [02:48:16] Fuck you! [02:48:18] Hey, ghost. [02:48:19] Hope your night is going well. [02:48:21] Thank you for starting your show and actually getting somewhere with it. [02:48:25] I'm trying. [02:48:26] Check out this guy, though. [02:48:27] He can never start his show and spends countless time whining. [02:48:30] I mean, I'm trying. [02:48:33] I'm trying to have a decent fucking show. [02:48:37] Shut up, me, magician. [02:48:39] Go shoving up your goddamn ass already. [02:48:41] Are you pissing me off? [02:48:43] You're a piece of shit anyway. [02:48:45] Shut up. [02:48:47] Fucking baguette. [02:48:52] Oh, my God. [02:48:53] Fucking. [02:48:54] I just saw fucking Marines, dude. [02:48:56] Fucking Marines. [02:48:58] A mid-show recording. [02:49:01] A mid-show. [02:49:02] Look, man, can y'all stop with the 50 buckers, man? [02:49:05] I want to end this show, dude. [02:49:07] This show's horrible. [02:49:09] This has been a fucking horrible show, and I want to end it early, dude. [02:49:13] I don't want to do fucking radio graffiti. [02:49:15] I don't want to do any shout-outs. [02:49:16] Want to do none of that shit. [02:49:19] I want to get done with these 15 buckers and get the fuck out of here. [02:49:23] That's what I want. [02:49:25] That's what I want to do. [02:49:28] Fucking Marines. [02:49:29] I can't believe Marines are doing this shit. [02:49:32] That's just a fucking shocker, man. [02:49:34] That's a fucking shocker, man. [02:49:37] Oh, Jesus Christ. [02:49:42] All right. [02:49:43] And let's get to the next goddamn 15-bucker for Christ's sake. [02:49:48] The next 15-bucker is by NWordled. [02:49:51] N-wordled requested this 15-bucker. [02:49:55] What the hell is this for Christ? [02:49:56] Jesus and world why are you doing this dude what Why are you doing this for Christ's sake? [02:50:14] Why are you doing? [02:50:15] Hold on just a second. [02:50:16] Well, hold on, look at this. [02:50:17] Look at this garbage. [02:50:18] Why are you doing this? [02:50:20] And who the fuck did this here? [02:50:22] Who the fuck did Albin 41? [02:50:25] Who the fuck did that shit? [02:50:29] Who the fuck did this? [02:50:34] WHO DID THIS?! [02:50:53] You know what? [02:50:57] All right, that's enough of this freaking disgusting. [02:51:02] All right, that's enough of that shit. [02:51:04] And who the fuck did this, Albin 411? [02:51:07] Who the fuck did that, man? [02:51:10] Who did that shit? [02:51:13] Who the hell did that crap, man? [02:51:18] Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of you people. [02:51:21] How many more of these fucking goddamn 15 buckers do I have? [02:51:24] One, two, who? [02:51:27] How about three, four, five? [02:51:29] I got five more, and I'm out of here, okay? [02:51:32] Five more. [02:51:33] Whoa, Captain Dessey! [02:51:37] Like a boss, thank you. [02:51:38] Make it rain! [02:51:40] Make it rain on these goddamn trolls! [02:51:45] You're damn right! [02:51:47] What's up, ghost? [02:51:49] Time to flex some nuts. [02:51:50] Been working so much. [02:51:51] Cheers to Captain Dessey. [02:51:53] Maybe this weekend if I'm lucky. [02:51:55] Anyway, cheers. [02:51:56] Sorry for the show not going well. [02:51:58] Hey, you know what? [02:51:59] Also, haters gonna hate. [02:52:01] Remember, trolls are mad because they're bad. [02:52:03] You're damn right, man. [02:52:05] You're damn right, Captain Dessey. [02:52:07] Ghost, when I get upset, I count to 10. [02:52:10] Take a deep breath. [02:52:11] Let's do it. [02:52:12] One nigger, two nigger, three nigger. [02:52:15] You fucking racist bastard. [02:52:17] Five nigger. [02:52:17] Six niggers. [02:52:18] You fucking racist son of a bitch. [02:52:22] Shut the fuck up, man. [02:52:25] Oh, this bitch. [02:52:27] Since you wanted me to be more girly and ladylike. [02:52:31] Can you please stop donating 50? [02:52:33] I want to get the fuck out of here, dude. [02:52:35] All right. [02:52:35] I don't want to do this show today anymore. [02:52:37] Y'all done enough to me, all right? [02:52:40] Y'all done enough. [02:52:42] And I want to say cheers to Captain Dessey once again, making it digitally rain on all these fucking trolls out here, right? [02:52:51] I'm not even joking around. [02:52:52] Making it rain. [02:52:54] Thank God you did that, Captain Dessey. [02:52:56] Because look at all the haters in the chat room. [02:52:58] Look at them. [02:53:00] Look at them for Christ's sake, huh? [02:53:02] Fucking hater. [02:53:03] Make it fucking rain on them. [02:53:04] Make it fucking rain on these goddamn pieces of garbage. [02:53:07] All right. [02:53:09] Damn right. [02:53:10] Look at all these fucking people. [02:53:12] Their feelings are hurt now. [02:53:14] Their feelings are getting hurt because you're making it rain on these assholes, Captain Day. [02:53:18] Look at them. [02:53:19] Look at them. [02:53:22] Look at these trolls making it rain on their asses, baby. [02:53:27] And they're pissed. [02:53:28] Look at the hater aid. [02:53:33] Woo! [02:53:37] Hey, look at look at all. [02:53:38] Look at all the hater aid in the chat room. [02:53:40] What's wrong, trolls? [02:53:41] Huh? [02:53:42] What's wrong, huh? [02:53:43] You got Captain Desi making it rain on your ass, huh? [02:53:46] Just like M Cook was making it rain on your ass the last time. [02:53:50] As a matter of fact, cheers to cheers to M. Cook. [02:53:54] Cheers to Captain Dessey. [02:53:56] Cheers to down forward punch, man. [02:53:58] Cheers to these, cheers to BN King. [02:54:01] These guys are out here. [02:54:02] They like to make it rain on these trolls. [02:54:05] And I don't blame them, boy. [02:54:07] I don't blame them. [02:54:09] I don't blame them. [02:54:10] Look at all the hater aid. [02:54:11] Look at all the hater aid in the chat room. [02:54:13] All right, that's all you are. [02:54:15] And that's all you trolls will ever be is a bunch of goddamn haters, all right? [02:54:21] A bunch of goddamn hater. [02:54:22] Give me my goddamn drink. [02:54:28] All right. [02:54:31] All right, let's move on. [02:54:33] All right. [02:54:34] Hey, hey, look at look at them hating on Captain Dessey, dude. [02:54:37] Look at them hating. [02:54:39] You got them hating, Captain Dessey. [02:54:41] Look, look at them now. [02:54:43] They're hating like a son of a bitch. [02:54:45] Whoa, whoa, wait, Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:54:50] Are you kidding me? [02:54:52] No! [02:54:53] Are you kidding me? [02:54:56] Oh my god! [02:54:59] Another win for the trolls. [02:55:01] Trolls making it rain like the Russian hookers in that hotel with Trump. [02:55:05] Oh, fuck you. [02:55:06] Don't. [02:55:07] How dare you, Cap, fucking Dark Me Magician Girl? [02:55:11] How fucking dare you, Dark Me Magician Girl? [02:55:13] How fucking dare you, man? [02:55:17] Jesus Christ, man. [02:55:20] I mean, of course, Dark Me Magician Girl, dude, always have to fucking show up. [02:55:24] She's like, she always has to show up late. [02:55:26] She doesn't think the rules apply to her. [02:55:28] Now she's trying to one-up Captain Dessey over here. [02:55:32] She's trying to one-up Captain Desi over here. [02:55:36] And shut up. [02:55:37] Don't be praising Dark Me Magician Girl in the chat room. [02:55:40] Shut up. [02:55:42] Shut the fuck up. [02:55:43] Don't be praising Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:55:47] Jesus Christ. [02:55:48] Fucking making me belch. [02:55:51] Oh, God. [02:55:54] Shut up. [02:55:55] Don't praise Dark Me Magician. [02:55:57] Hey, Engineer, kick out anybody who's praising Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:56:01] You got it? [02:56:04] Jim wants on check DMs. [02:56:08] What are you talking about, Jim wants on Check Deal? [02:56:11] What DMs are you talking about? [02:56:14] Ghost is threatening to end the show once he's done with the 15 buckers to get you Goyam to throw in even more 15 bucks. [02:56:20] Don't do it! [02:56:21] I'm telling you not to do it! [02:56:24] I'm telling you all not to do it! [02:56:26] You keep doing it! [02:56:30] Listen, stop fucking praising Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:56:34] Do you understand me? [02:56:35] This is your fucking last warning in the chat. [02:56:38] I'd buy that for a dollar. === Stop Praising Dark Me Magician Girl (15:53) === [02:56:41] Oh boy, this one's gonna be fun. [02:56:43] Oh, can't you all just leave me alone, dude? [02:56:46] Seriously, man. [02:56:48] Can't you all just leave me alone? [02:56:52] And what fucking DMs are you talking about? [02:56:54] I don't have any DMs. [02:56:57] I don't got any fucking DMs. [02:56:58] What are you talking about? [02:57:02] Check. [02:57:02] I don't got no fucking DMs. [02:57:04] Shut up, all right? [02:57:05] Give me my goddamn fucking. [02:57:07] Give me my freaking beer. [02:57:14] You know what? [02:57:16] I'm fucking... [02:57:17] Shut up in the chat room! [02:57:20] Shut up! [02:57:24] You know what? [02:57:25] That's it. [02:57:25] I'm getting some more beer for Christ's sake. [02:57:27] I'm not even joking around, man. [02:57:29] I need some more beer. [02:57:33] Give me some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man. [02:57:39] I'm not even joking, man, all right? [02:57:41] I'm not even fucking joking around. [02:57:43] You fucking sons of bitches have pissed me off beyond belief tonight. [02:57:47] I can't believe Dark Me Magician Girl. [02:57:49] What? [02:57:53] What do you want? [02:57:54] What is this? [02:57:55] What are you saying? [02:57:56] Castray all shekel goblins? [02:57:58] Yeah, shoving up your ass, 15 inches of imagination. [02:58:02] Let me tell you something. [02:58:03] I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your girl's snatch pipe and come out her mouth. [02:58:09] You know it, and I know it. [02:58:11] So who we bullshitting, all right? [02:58:15] Who we bullshitting? [02:58:17] Give me some more fucking beer for Christ's sake. [02:58:20] Who are we bullshitting, man? [02:58:24] Anyway, people are like, I want proof. [02:58:26] I want pictures. [02:58:27] What the fuck are you talking about, man? [02:58:29] I don't even want to show my face. [02:58:32] And now you want me to show my schlong? [02:58:35] I'm not showing my schlong head to nobody unless you're going down there and servicing it. [02:58:40] And there's only one person that services it, and that's Mrs. Ghost. [02:58:44] You understand? [02:58:45] I'm a faithful man out here. [02:58:49] Son of a bitch. [02:58:52] All right, who else do we have here on these fucking 15 buckers so that we can go ahead and move on? [02:58:59] All right, can we move on? [02:59:01] I want to get done with these 15 buckers, but they keep piling them up, man. [02:59:05] They pile them up fucking over and over and over again, man. [02:59:10] Anyway, cheers to Captain Desi. [02:59:12] And hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, how dare you? [02:59:15] How dare you try to show up Captain Desi, you broad? [02:59:19] Fucking showing up Captain Desi and trying to make me look stupid at the same time. [02:59:24] Anyway, this next 15 bucker was requested by somebody who calls himself Ghost Face Reveal, okay? [02:59:31] Ghost Face Reveal over here. [02:59:33] Ah, fucking, you fucker, man. [02:59:36] Why are you all doing this shit, man? [02:59:38] All right? [02:59:39] Why are you all doing this garbage? [02:59:41] Put the fucking PC shot on. [02:59:43] This is requested by Ghost Face Reveal. [02:59:47] Put the PC shot on. [02:59:48] What is this? [02:59:51] Give it a run. [02:59:52] And if she is just like yours. [02:59:54] Yeah. Jesus Christ. [03:00:01] DX for Dark Me Magician Girl. [03:00:08] Shut up, Cali Fruit, you piece of fucking Cali trash. [03:00:12] Nobody asked you. [03:00:16] Yeah, Ghost Face Reveal. [03:00:17] Real funny asshole. [03:00:19] Alright, real funny Ghost Face Reveal. [03:00:21] Yeah, real funny. [03:00:24] Jesus Christ. [03:00:30] Okay, and I'm going to have you do that because of that. [03:00:32] Alright, yeah, real funny asshole. [03:00:34] All right, real fucking funny. [03:00:36] Real fucking funny. [03:00:37] Ghost face review. [03:00:38] Yeah, real funny, you piece of shit. [03:00:40] I am not in a fucking wheelchair for the millionth time. [03:00:50] Jesus Christ, man. [03:00:55] Who's the next 15 bucker for Christ's sake? [03:00:58] Oh, Baka Survivor. [03:00:59] This is another fucking fresh piece of dumbass right here. [03:01:03] Baca Survivor requested this. [03:01:06] Baca survivor, what is this? [03:01:08] What is this, Baka, you piece of trash? [03:01:11] What is this? [03:01:12] Shut the fuck up! [03:01:15] Rip and pepperoni. [03:01:16] Shut the fucking mouth up. [03:01:20] Shut the fuck up. [03:01:22] You fucking piece of shit. [03:01:24] Shut the fuck up. [03:01:25] You shut the fuck up. [03:01:26] Don't like it. [03:01:27] Leave and get your money back. [03:01:30] What? [03:01:31] Are you fucking kidding me? [03:01:35] You fucking asshole. [03:01:36] Take this shit. [03:01:37] Turn it off. [03:01:38] Turn it up. [03:01:40] You shut the fuck up, Baka. [03:01:43] You shut the fuck up. [03:01:46] Ah! [03:01:48] You shut the fuck up! [03:01:50] Piece of shit! [03:01:53] You shut the fuck up! [03:01:58] Take it off the fucking PC shot! [03:02:02] Ghost only has a John Holmes sausage in that Holmes also had AIDS. [03:02:07] Fuck you, alright? [03:02:08] Shut up. [03:02:08] You know what I mean, asshole, alright? [03:02:11] You know what I mean? [03:02:12] I ain't got no fucking AIDS, alright? [03:02:14] I don't got the AIDS, so shut up. [03:02:19] And fuck you, Baca. [03:02:21] How dare you fucking sit there and tell me to shut up? [03:02:23] You shut the fuck up, alright? [03:02:25] You shut the hell up. [03:02:28] You shut up! [03:02:33] I'm so tired of you, man. [03:02:35] I'm so fucking tired of you, pieces of garbage, man. [03:02:38] I'm so fucking tired of you, man. [03:02:41] See, you're making me fucking belch, man. [03:02:45] You're making me fucking belch. [03:02:47] And shut up in the chat room. [03:02:49] I don't got the AIDS. [03:02:50] Shut up. [03:02:53] Who else? [03:02:55] What's the next 15 buckers so we can get done with this shit, man? [03:02:58] You keep piling 15 buckers, and I'm tired of it. [03:03:02] Listen, don't do any more 15 buckers. [03:03:05] Do you hear me? [03:03:06] All right? [03:03:07] Don't do any more. [03:03:08] I'm trying to get done with them so I can end the fucking show. [03:03:14] Shit! [03:03:20] All right, who do we have next for heaven's sake? [03:03:22] Oh, Mike Hawk. [03:03:24] Mike Hawk requested this next 15 bucker, all right? [03:03:29] Mike Hawk request. [03:03:30] Oh, no. [03:03:32] You've got to be fucking kidding me. [03:03:37] You have got to be kidding me. [03:03:40] Are you fucking kidding me, man? [03:03:42] Fucking soldiers at BronyCon? [03:03:46] Soldiers at BronyCon? [03:03:48] I mean, good God. [03:03:50] So far. [03:03:54] No! [03:03:57] No! [03:04:01] Oh, yeah. [03:04:02] Yo! [03:04:05] You'll see it. [03:04:05] You'll see it. [03:04:08] Oh, God, no, man. [03:04:10] Please, dude. [03:04:11] This is enough. [03:04:12] I've had enough. [03:04:14] I've had enough of this shit. [03:04:16] I've had enough. [03:04:20] Oh, my God. [03:04:21] Turkey shit. [03:04:21] Take this shit off of here man! [03:04:23] Take this fucking- I'm game children man! [03:04:44] Oh, no, not enough. [03:04:47] Can't you all please stop with the 50- I can't take this shit anymore, man. [03:04:52] I can't take this shit anymore, man. [03:04:54] Just leave me alone. [03:04:55] Stop donating the 50 fucking dollars, man. [03:04:59] Just stop. [03:05:01] Just fucking stop, man. [03:05:03] All of you. [03:05:03] It's fucking stop, man. [03:05:07] Just fucking stop, please. [03:05:09] I just, I'm sorry. [03:05:11] God. [03:05:16] And shut up in the chat room, man. [03:05:18] Just shut the fuck up, man. [03:05:20] I'm tired of all of you. [03:05:23] I'm tired of all of you, man. [03:05:26] I'm tired of all of you assholes, man. [03:05:31] Jesus Christ. [03:05:33] I want to get done with these 15 buckers so I can go away. [03:05:39] I don't want to do this show anymore, man. [03:05:41] I don't. [03:05:42] I want to fucking end it early. [03:05:45] I want to end it early. [03:05:48] Fuck, man. [03:05:52] Oh, God. [03:05:56] I got fucking mucus coming out of my orifices for Christ's sake. [03:05:59] Give me a tissue. [03:06:01] Give me a goddamn tissue, man. [03:06:03] You're pissing me off. [03:06:05] All of you, man. [03:06:08] You fucking goddamn fucking Leslie Jones eating, jehudi, jawboning, autistic, anal-loving, trailer park, trap, rimming, feminist, penis-loving, autistic, meat-gazing pieces of shit. [03:06:23] Oh, God. [03:06:24] Give me my fucking tissue, man. [03:06:30] Oh, God. [03:06:39] Oh, God. [03:06:42] My god Okay All right. [03:06:53] I think I'm a little better, dude. [03:06:55] I think I'm a little better. [03:06:57] And what with the fucking Jewish kazoo nose? [03:06:59] Fucking get Gonova Wolf. [03:07:02] Ban Gonova Wolf out of here for Christ's sake. [03:07:04] Calling me a Jew kazoo nose. [03:07:07] Get out of it. [03:07:08] Get him out. [03:07:09] I buy that. [03:07:10] Oh, no. [03:07:12] The U.S. military has been Fruit Bowl Man Children for years. [03:07:15] It's nothing new. [03:07:17] I know it's not. [03:07:17] Man, stop. [03:07:18] Please stop. [03:07:19] I'm telling you all now. [03:07:21] Stop doing the 15 buckers. [03:07:24] I want to end the show. [03:07:26] I want to end the fucking show. [03:07:30] I want to end the fucking show, man. [03:07:34] Oh, God. [03:07:37] Just shut up. [03:07:38] I want to end the show, man. [03:07:43] Oh, Jesus Christ. [03:07:47] I'm so tired of what the fuck you dumb trolls have done to me tonight, man. [03:07:53] I'm so fucking tired. [03:07:55] Give me my fucking beer, man. [03:07:59] I'd buy that for a dollar. [03:08:02] We got M-boys. [03:08:03] GX is dead. [03:08:05] Albin is on his knees bowing down and submitting to the trolls. [03:08:08] I'm not submitting to nothing, man. [03:08:10] Shut up. [03:08:11] Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol. [03:08:13] I'm not admitting to nothing. [03:08:14] I'm not submitting. [03:08:15] I'm not doing any of that. [03:08:16] Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair. [03:08:17] Shut up. [03:08:20] Shut up, Callie Fruit. [03:08:21] Shut the fuck up. [03:08:28] All right. [03:08:30] Let me get to the fucking next one. [03:08:32] I've got fucking 15 bunkers are piling up, man. [03:08:38] All right. [03:08:39] Patiently waiting. [03:08:41] Patiently waiting requested this one. [03:08:43] Let's go ahead and get to the fucking 15 bucker for Christ's sake. [03:08:47] All right, what is it to the fucking 15 bucks for Christ's sake? [03:08:50] Not my fucking link to my own show again. [03:08:53] Got my fucking link to my own show. [03:08:55] Not my link! [03:08:56] I owe my show again! [03:08:58] It alerts! [03:09:00] I'M NEVER HOSPITAL! [03:09:00] YOU DON'T SHOW AGAIN! [03:09:06] I'M TIRED! [03:09:07] I'M TIRED! [03:09:23] WHY DO YOU DO THIS, MAN? [03:09:26] Why? [03:09:26] I mean, why? [03:09:29] Why? [03:09:30] I mean, why? [03:09:32] Why? [03:09:33] I mean, why? [03:09:35] Why? [03:09:36] I mean, why? [03:09:39] Why? [03:09:39] God, why? [03:09:41] Fuckin' trolls make me sick! [03:09:51] Stupid assholes! [03:09:54] You stupid assholes! [03:09:58] You stupid assholes! [03:10:01] Alright, empty shit, man. [03:10:02] End it. [03:10:03] Shut it off! [03:10:04] Alright, empty shit, man. [03:10:06] End it to the shit. [03:10:06] Shut it off! [03:10:11] Get it the hell off! [03:10:15] Get it the hell off! [03:10:19] Shut it the fuck off. [03:10:21] Get off my fucking screen for Christ's sake. [03:10:24] Patiently waiting. [03:10:26] Why? [03:10:27] Why did you do that shit? [03:10:31] Why did you do that shit, man? [03:10:35] You fucking son of a bitch, man. [03:10:38] You fucking son of a bitch. [03:10:39] I'm fucking tired of this shit, man. [03:10:41] I'm so fucking tired of this crap, man. [03:10:45] Oh, God. [03:10:48] Oh, God. [03:10:51] Just stop donating, please. [03:10:53] I don't want to do it. [03:10:54] just want to get done with these 15 puckers and leave. [03:10:57] I just want to get done. [03:10:59] No! [03:11:01] God damn it! [03:11:02] You fucking fucking second! [03:11:08] Fucking stop! [03:11:10] God! [03:11:11] Damn it! [03:11:13] Fuck it! [03:11:14] Just stop, man! [03:11:17] Why don't you just stop and leave me alone, please? [03:11:19] Just leave me the fuck alone, man. [03:11:24] I've got to take Friday or Saturday off, man. [03:11:26] I'm not even fucking kidding me. [03:11:28] I mean, look at what you fuckers are doing. [03:11:30] Look at what you're doing. [03:11:32] Seriously. [03:11:33] Remember when you said that Bill Gates is against the Brazilian rainforest? [03:11:37] Oh. [03:11:38] Where do you have that from? [03:11:39] Because I've done some Googling and found out that he actually supports the rainforest. [03:11:44] So, WTF, man. [03:11:48] I never said anything about the rainforest in boot case. [03:11:51] I said Africa, you moron. [03:11:55] Another 15. [03:11:56] I mean, dude, please stop with the 15 fucking buckers, man. [03:12:00] Please, man. [03:12:02] Please stop with this shit, man. [03:12:07] Man, I'm trying to end the show. [03:12:09] I'm trying to get these fucking 15 buckers done, man. [03:12:12] And they keep piling them up on purpose, man. [03:12:15] How many 15 buckers are there, man? [03:12:20] Fuck. [03:12:24] Jesus Christ, man. [03:12:26] Who's fucking neck? [03:12:27] Fucking boat. [03:12:28] Fucking boat requested this. [03:12:30] Let me get these fucking done, man. [03:12:31] And fucking boat requested this shit. === End The 15 Bucker Shit (02:04) === [03:12:34] Boat requested this shit. [03:12:36] Why did you request this, boat? [03:12:39] What is this, but put the PC shot on? [03:12:41] What is this? [03:12:42] Hey, ghost, it's me, but like I said, I had an undercooked egg on Saturday. [03:12:47] And I'm still getting the shits today. [03:12:50] So, this is a recording I did a few minutes ago, but I'm kind of low on ammo. [03:12:55] It's the end of the day, so this isn't as bad as I thought it would be. [03:13:01] This is proof that I need a shotgun barrel and a choke in my asshole. [03:13:06] And if you watch closely, your show is in the background. [03:13:10] It's kind of like the bass part is going through the walls. [03:13:14] Also recorded in this recording are my stomach noises. [03:13:18] They're kind of loud. [03:13:21] And I don't feel any discomfort or any pain, so it's kind of just there. [03:13:31] What the f- Is this you taking a shit? [03:13:35] Alright, ghost. [03:13:35] Hokeer, ready for this? [03:13:39] Oh, no! [03:13:45] Alright, take this shit off. [03:13:48] Take this shit off for Christ's sake. [03:13:50] Oh, Jesus. [03:13:51] Alright, that's enough. [03:13:53] Oh, my God, boat. [03:13:55] You sick son of a bitch, dude. [03:13:57] You sick son of a bitch. [03:13:59] Nobody wants to hear you fucking half-food poisoning diarrhea, you sick prick. [03:14:05] Nobody wants to hear that, boat. [03:14:08] And why would you record your Jesus Christ? [03:14:12] I don't even know why I asked, man. [03:14:14] You people all have fucking screws loose, man. [03:14:16] All of you are fucking sick in the head. [03:14:21] You're sick in the head. [03:14:25] Oh, God. [03:14:27] Oh, Jesus. [03:14:29] I'd buy that for a dollar. [03:14:31] Yeah, Phil's boat, man. [03:14:33] Shut up, asshole, alright? [03:14:35] Just shut up. === Sick Son Of A Bitch Boat (02:03) === [03:14:39] And who's next? [03:14:40] Oh, dark meme magician girl. [03:14:43] Fucking shit. [03:14:45] Let's just get done with these, man. [03:14:46] I'm not fucking joking. [03:14:47] Just get done with these fucking damn fucking 15 buckers so we can go and end that show, man. [03:14:54] Patiently waiting. [03:14:56] Just tuned in a bit ago. [03:14:58] Not funny. [03:14:58] That wasn't me, ghost. [03:15:00] Oh, yeah. [03:15:00] I hope it wasn't, dude. [03:15:02] I hope it fucking wasn't. [03:15:03] But it probably wasn't. [03:15:05] We got so many fucking trolls that are out here that are fucking just like a fucking bad case of herpes, man. [03:15:11] They fucking won't go away. [03:15:13] They never seem to really go away. [03:15:17] Jesus Christ. [03:15:20] Let me get Dark Me Magician Girl for Christ's sake. [03:15:23] Again, what the hell did you request now? [03:15:25] She said, since she wanted me be more girly, here it is. [03:15:29] What is this, Dark Mean Magician Girl? [03:15:31] What is this? [03:15:34] Oh no. [03:15:36] Oh, fuck no, man. [03:15:40] You guys. [03:15:43] You guys really know how to piss me the fuck off. [03:15:46] I'll tell you that right damn now, man. [03:15:48] You people really know how to fucking piss me off, especially you, Dark Me Magician whore. [03:15:53] Especially you. [03:15:55] You fucking dirty slag. [03:15:57] I'm fucking tired of you, man. [03:15:59] And listen, before I play this video, I need to keep drinking, dude. [03:16:02] I'm not drunk enough to be able to pallet this bullshit. [03:16:05] All right? [03:16:06] I'm not drunk enough yet. [03:16:07] Give me my goddamn drink. [03:16:16] I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man. [03:16:18] Ah! [03:16:19] I need some more beer. [03:16:23] Oh, God. [03:16:25] Fucking dark meme magician girl, man. [03:16:31] I'm tired of it. [03:16:33] What? [03:16:33] What? [03:16:34] I am pretty sure you said Brazil. [03:16:36] You were talking about the global warming stuff, and you said Bill Gates supports cutting of the rainforest. === Ebola Town Global Warming (04:09) === [03:16:42] But now you're saying Africa. [03:16:45] So we even take anything you say seriously if you can't even get it straight. [03:16:49] Jakeler, you dumb fucking shit. [03:16:51] This just goes to show you you have fucking autistic selective hearing, alright? [03:16:56] You're quite fortunate I didn't do this earlier. [03:16:59] Had I included the photographic evidence, it would have displayed a very wide blast radius. [03:17:03] Oh, dude. [03:17:05] Nobody cares, Bo. [03:17:08] Yeah, I almost threw up there. [03:17:11] Nobody cares, Bo. [03:17:12] And listen, for this idiot, Jakeler, I was referencing global warming and how people are so insistent about taxing people for breathing when CO2, okay, which is what we breathe out, carbon dioxide, is absorbed by trees and plants. [03:17:34] Okay, it's food for trees and plants. [03:17:36] And what happens when they absorb the CO2? [03:17:40] They release oxygen. [03:17:42] And I said that if you fucking global warming idiots were so concerned about CO2, you wouldn't be cutting down the Brazilian rainforest. [03:17:52] I made reference to Bill and Melinda Gates to their Africa initiative when they're inoculating all these fucking Africans with AIDS or whatever the fuck they're inoculating them with. [03:18:03] Why do you think that we have this Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola? [03:18:09] As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and do the Ebola while we're at it. [03:18:11] All right. [03:18:12] All right, let me do the Ebola. [03:18:14] Hold on, let's do this. [03:18:15] All right. [03:18:17] Because not only do we have Ebola showing up in the Congo, we now have it spreading to Uganda. [03:18:25] So Ebola is spreading. [03:18:27] And by the way, for all you that were concerned about the 300 Congo people that were in San Antonio out here, let me explain something to you. [03:18:36] Those folks, according to San Antonio Metro Health, do not have Ebola. [03:18:42] Okay, this is according to San Antonio Metro Health. [03:18:46] But let's go ahead and do the Ebola. [03:18:48] Before I get to Dark Me Magician Girls' joke of a goddamn fucking video, everybody, let's get down. [03:18:56] Let's dance. [03:18:57] Ebola is in your town, baby. [03:19:01] Oh, yeah. [03:19:05] Everybody, get down. [03:19:05] Come on, get down with me. [03:19:08] It's Ebola in your town, baby. [03:19:11] Everybody, do the Ebola. [03:19:14] Everybody, do the Ebola. [03:19:18] Ebola. [03:19:21] Yeah. [03:19:22] Don't touch your friend. [03:19:23] Don't touch me. [03:19:24] No, it did nothing dangerous. [03:19:26] Ebola. [03:19:27] Ebola. [03:19:29] Don't touch your breath. [03:19:30] Don't touch me. [03:19:31] No, we do nothing dangerous. [03:19:33] Ebola. [03:19:35] Ebola. [03:19:36] Everybody can do the Ebola dance. [03:19:40] Ebola. [03:19:43] Don't touch your breath. [03:19:51] Yeah, I'm dancing, I'm dancing, I'm dancing You ready bro? [03:19:59] E-B-O-L-A E-B-O-L-A E-B-O-L-A E-B-O-L-A I go to guinea I'm not going anywhere. [03:20:26] Ebola. [03:20:31] Turn it on. [03:20:32] That's actually, for all those that want to know that song. [03:20:35] Ebola was hit up in 2014 in Liberia. [03:20:40] These are Liberian artists, believe it or not, named Shadow and Cuzzy of Two Kings. [03:20:47] This is the song Ebola A in your town, Ebola in your town. === Shadow And Cuzzy Song (04:17) === [03:20:52] So if y'all are wondering if y'all want to play it at your local gay club, You have skipped or missed my $15 dono. [03:20:59] This is my last dono for now. [03:21:01] Really? [03:21:04] Hold on, hold on. [03:21:04] Where are you, Wubsy? [03:21:06] Where the fuck are you? [03:21:06] Hold on a second. [03:21:09] Hold on. [03:21:09] I'm looking back. [03:21:10] Hold on. [03:21:10] Where is Wubsy? [03:21:11] Where the fuck are you, dude? [03:21:13] Wubsy rocks. [03:21:15] No, there's a 301 from Wubsy. [03:21:18] Hold on. [03:21:22] I don't see you, Wubsy. [03:21:23] I don't see your ass. [03:21:24] Hold on. [03:21:25] Let's continue going down. [03:21:26] Wubsy, Wubsy. [03:21:28] I don't see you, Wubsy. [03:21:30] I'm sorry. [03:21:30] Where the fuck are which one was it? [03:21:34] I'm looking for Wubsy here. [03:21:36] I don't see him. [03:21:36] Sorry, dude. [03:21:37] I'm looking. [03:21:38] Hold on. [03:21:39] Let me look down even more. [03:21:40] Hold on, Filipino. [03:21:43] No. [03:21:43] I don't see. [03:21:44] I saw you throw a 301. [03:21:46] I don't see. [03:21:48] I don't see where you fucking. [03:21:50] I don't see where you did it. [03:21:51] Where is this? [03:21:51] Will Walsh? [03:21:55] Hold on. [03:21:55] Let me check. [03:21:56] I'm checking since this Wubsy person is saying that I skipped them. [03:22:01] I don't see it. [03:22:02] I don't see you. [03:22:03] I don't see you, Wubsy. [03:22:05] And if you did do it, well, then why didn't you just put the damn link in that fucking three or five bucker that you just put? [03:22:11] I don't see you, dude. [03:22:14] I don't see you, dude. [03:22:16] No, I don't see you at all. [03:22:18] No, you just, you put a three bucker in. [03:22:21] That's about all I see in the past here. [03:22:22] I don't see you, dude. [03:22:24] Nope. [03:22:25] No, I don't see you at all, Wubsy. [03:22:26] Sorry, dude. [03:22:27] I'd buy that for a dollar. [03:22:30] Subscribe to Jackler. [03:22:31] Join the outer circle for a minute. [03:22:33] Yeah, we get it. [03:22:34] We get it. [03:22:34] All right. [03:22:36] So what you're saying is that Bill Gates wants to cut down the African rainforest. [03:22:41] That doesn't make sense. [03:22:43] Do they even have rainforests? [03:22:45] I don't think so. [03:22:46] Your autism is showing. [03:22:48] Your autism is showing, dude. [03:22:50] You're fucking stupid. [03:22:51] All right. [03:22:52] You're a fucking idiot. [03:22:54] Anyway, let's move on. [03:22:56] I'm not fucking, I'm not acknowledging that stupid autistic response, dude. [03:23:01] You're a fucking idiot if you think that's what I said. [03:23:05] I don't see you, Wubsy. [03:23:06] I'm telling you, I'm looking at the past. [03:23:09] I don't see one goddamn video that you requested at all. [03:23:14] I don't see you at all. [03:23:15] I see you. [03:23:16] You did a three-bucker. [03:23:18] You did 301. [03:23:19] That's what you did. [03:23:21] I don't see it. [03:23:21] Let me try. [03:23:22] I'm going up one Mogan to see if I see you, but I don't see you, dude. [03:23:26] I think you're fucking lying your ass off. [03:23:29] I'm looking. [03:23:30] I'm looking. [03:23:31] No Wubsy. [03:23:32] I'm looking. [03:23:34] There's John Gil. [03:23:35] I don't see it, dude. [03:23:37] There's Weina. [03:23:38] Fucking dumbass Weena. [03:23:41] Boat. [03:23:41] There's Dark Me Magician Girl. [03:23:45] Nope. [03:23:45] Don't see you, dude. [03:23:46] I'm not even joking around. [03:23:47] Here's the one that you did was an hour ago. [03:23:50] Oh, no, wait a minute. [03:23:51] Here it is. [03:23:52] And you want to know why I missed it, dude? [03:23:54] Because for whatever reason, you throw the link without any space. [03:24:00] So it's like connected to the sentence that you did. [03:24:02] You said this is from the same date, June 12th, 2009. [03:24:06] All right, here we go. [03:24:07] All right, let's go ahead. [03:24:09] Let's go ahead and take a look at Wubsy's. [03:24:11] I found his. [03:24:12] Let's go ahead and play it here. [03:24:13] All right, what is this? [03:24:16] Oh, this is KABB29 San Antonio Analog Sign-Off. [03:24:20] All right, Wubsy, here it is. [03:24:21] Here's Wubsy's. [03:24:23] This concludes the analog transmission of KABB-TV, channel 29 in San Antonio. [03:24:31] The studios and offices of KABB-TV are at 4335 NW410 in San Antonio. [03:24:39] The transmitter facility is located near Elmendorf, Texas. [03:24:45] Since December 16th, 1987, KABB-TV broadcast on channel 29 with an effective radiated power of 5,000 kilowatts visual and 500 kilowatts oral by the authority of the Federal Communications Commission. [03:25:02] KABB will continue to broadcast round the clock as Digital Channel 29-1. === Army Reacting Like Little Girls (15:01) === [03:25:10] Yeah, this is what I did. [03:25:11] My bad. [03:25:11] I didn't see it because the link wasn't. [03:25:14] It was combined with the text. [03:25:16] Good night and good morning. [03:25:19] Ladies and gentlemen. [03:25:20] You know, it's a big deal, dude. [03:25:21] The analog signals were shut off. [03:25:25] Uh-oh. [03:25:27] Let me stand up. [03:25:29] Stand up. [03:25:30] Here we get up. [03:25:31] Everybody stand up right now. [03:25:35] Stand up. [03:25:36] Get up. [03:25:38] Get the fuck up. [03:25:42] And put your hand over your hearts. [03:25:46] Stand up, everybody. [03:25:49] This is America. [03:25:54] THIS IS AMERICA, DAMMIT! [03:25:56] Everybody stand up and pay respects to America! [03:26:11] Everybody, stand up. [03:26:15] I'd buy that for a dollar. [03:26:17] The airline and aviation industry is to blame for temperature increases. [03:26:22] We burn over 600,000 metric tons of jet fuel high into the atmosphere each day. [03:26:28] After 9-11, the global temperature dropped by several degrees due to flights being grounded. [03:26:37] That's that's great. [03:26:40] I'm viewing the national anthem. [03:26:42] I'm paying homage to the national anthem. [03:26:45] Oh, of brave. [03:26:54] You're damn right. [03:26:55] Now you could be seated. [03:26:57] Now you could be seated, all right? [03:26:59] Press K to kneel. [03:27:01] Hey, fuck you, Mike Cock. [03:27:03] All right, fuck you. [03:27:05] You son of a bitch. [03:27:07] Don't you even dare go there. [03:27:09] Do you understand me? [03:27:10] Don't you even go there, you piece of shit. [03:27:13] And hey, Ball said that the airline kneel like Kaepernick. [03:27:19] Shut up, asshole, all right? [03:27:21] Kaepernick is a piece of shit. [03:27:23] Ball says that the airline and aviation... [03:27:25] I'd buy that for a dollar. [03:27:26] What the fuck? [03:27:28] Take a knee, everyone. [03:27:29] We kneel for the national anthem. [03:27:31] Fuck you! [03:27:31] You don't kneel for the national anthem! [03:27:34] Shut up! [03:27:37] Shut the fuck up. [03:27:39] The airline and aviation industry is to blame for temperature increases. [03:27:43] We burn over 600,000 metric tons of jet fuel high into the atmosphere each day. [03:27:48] After 9-11, the global temperature dropped by several degrees due to the flights being grounded. [03:27:55] Is that true? [03:27:56] I'd like a quote on that. [03:28:00] I'd like to know where the hell that actual figure came from, all right? [03:28:05] Anyway, let's get to Dark Me Magician Girls here. [03:28:08] All right, now listen, I was pissed off when I saw this because I don't know why you people keep doing this, but let's continue. [03:28:16] All right, here it is. [03:28:17] Here's Dark Me Magician Girl. [03:28:20] And I can't believe you did this, you dumb slut. [03:28:22] Here, look at this. [03:28:23] Look at this. [03:28:34] Fucking Rooskies singing Barbie Girl. [03:28:36] Life is your creation. [03:28:38] Let's go fuck Barbie. [03:28:42] Let's go find it. [03:28:45] Wait a minute, this is the army? [03:28:46] This is the United States Army! [03:28:50] This is the United States Army! [03:28:53] ARE YOU FUCKING... [03:28:54] NO! NO! [03:29:07] Jesus Christ! [03:29:11] Barbie girl, for fuck's sake, fucking Barbie girl! [03:29:16] Fucking Barbie girl! [03:29:19] You gotta be shitting me, man! [03:29:21] Fucking Barbie girl! [03:29:24] Oh, God. [03:29:25] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. [03:29:31] One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and for all. [03:29:36] Thank you very much, Captain Dessey, for the Pledge of Allegiance, man. [03:29:41] All right. [03:29:42] Thank you very much. [03:29:43] We need that. [03:29:44] And we need some respect for our country. [03:29:47] We need some respect for America. [03:29:49] We need some respect for the Constitution. [03:29:53] You understand that? [03:29:55] The Constitution! [03:29:59] I'd buy that first. [03:30:00] Jesus Christ. [03:30:01] Last dono for now. [03:30:03] I'll try to remember not to hit enter when sending links. [03:30:07] All right. [03:30:07] Thank you very much. [03:30:08] Because that's how, for whatever reason, the link is linked up with your text and I can't see the link. [03:30:14] That's how I can tell. [03:30:15] Yeah, anyway, let's move on. [03:30:17] Jesus Christ. [03:30:18] Thank you, Wubsy. [03:30:19] I appreciate it. [03:30:20] Anyway, let's move on. [03:30:22] The next 15 bucker is by Exion the Masterful. [03:30:28] Exion the Masterful requested this. [03:30:31] What is this? [03:30:32] What the hell is this, Exion the Masterful? [03:30:35] No, oh Dude, I don't know how much I could take of this shit I'm not. [03:30:47] You know, I fucking do not like. [03:30:50] I do not like man children. [03:30:52] I don't like people that are over the age of 18 and are still watching cartoons on a consistent basis. [03:30:57] I fucking hate that shit, all right? [03:31:00] I fucking hate that shit. [03:31:04] I hate that shit, man. [03:31:09] I hate that shit, dude. [03:31:15] All right, let's move on. [03:31:17] All right. [03:31:18] Who is this? [03:31:18] Who am I? [03:31:21] Who's the next video? [03:31:23] Jesus Christ. [03:31:25] Shut up in the chat room, all right? [03:31:27] Don't tell me what the fuck to do. [03:31:31] Ixion the masterful. [03:31:33] Here it is. [03:31:35] Put it on the PC shot. [03:31:37] Look at this shit. [03:31:37] Military bronies react to Wonderboltichead. [03:31:40] Look at this fucking garbage. [03:31:42] Look at this garbage. [03:31:48] Military bronies? [03:31:54] Oh, my God, no. [03:32:05] Let's... [03:32:06] This is fucking horrible, dude. [03:32:08] This is fucking horrible. [03:32:12] Look at these fruits. [03:32:14] Look at these fruits. [03:32:16] Don't change it. [03:32:18] This is the consequence of Obama's army. [03:32:21] This is Obama's army. [03:32:23] Look at these tarns. [03:32:25] Oh, Equestria. [03:32:28] Oh, my God. [03:32:32] Oh, my God. [03:32:33] No. [03:32:35] No. [03:32:36] She keeps her mailbox out in the middle of the field, huh? [03:32:40] Oh my god. [03:32:43] She got in. [03:32:44] I love it. [03:32:46] Oh my god, get the shit out of you. [03:32:48] Get these fucking fruit bowl baguettes out of here. [03:32:51] These are military. [03:32:52] Are you? [03:32:53] Are you fucking kidding me? [03:32:56] Is it the fucking military? [03:32:58] You gotta be shitting me! [03:33:04] Jesus Christ! [03:33:07] This is a goddamn military! [03:33:09] You gotta be shitting me, man! [03:33:12] You gotta be shitting me! [03:33:15] I'd buy that for a dollar! [03:33:18] The Constitution is pro-LGBTQ? [03:33:23] Hip hip-hooray for the constitution. [03:33:25] Fuck you, asshole. [03:33:27] Alright, just shut up. [03:33:30] Just shut the fuck up. [03:33:34] Prove the military is gay and full of fags. [03:33:36] Hashtag fuck the troops. [03:33:38] Oh, you son of a bitch. [03:33:40] I'm not. [03:33:41] Don't say that about our troops, dude. [03:33:44] Don't say that. [03:33:45] Haha, send these guys to Israel. [03:33:47] This will defend the Jews? [03:33:49] They will be smashed easy. [03:33:51] Lure them in with ponies and SpongeBob, then smash them easy. [03:33:55] U.S. military is worse than Botswana military. [03:34:00] Dude, shut up, dude. [03:34:01] Seriously, shut up. [03:34:02] This is late as hell, but I wanted to wish everyone a happy killdozer day. [03:34:07] It's almost like a real-life version of the movie falling down. [03:34:11] Killdozer Day? [03:34:12] Seriously? [03:34:15] All right, look, I'm almost done with these 15 buckers. [03:34:17] Thank fucking God. [03:34:18] How many more? [03:34:19] He's one, two, three, four, five, six. [03:34:26] Six more, all right? [03:34:28] Six more. [03:34:29] What is this, anonymous? [03:34:30] What do you want? [03:34:31] Your reaction proves that you hate the military? [03:34:33] Man, fuck you, man. [03:34:35] That's Obama's military. [03:34:38] That's Obama's military, you fucking piece of shit. [03:34:43] That's Obama. [03:34:46] Fucking piece of trash. [03:34:47] That's Obama's core. [03:34:48] That's Obama's military. [03:34:51] You piece of trash. [03:34:52] Let's move on for Christ's sake. [03:34:54] So I can get done with these 15 buckers. [03:34:56] Donga. [03:34:57] Donga requested this one. [03:34:59] What is this, Donga? [03:35:03] Hashtag gay remote talk garbage about the troops, okay? [03:35:09] Don't talk garbage about the fucking troops, all right? [03:35:14] That's Obama's military. [03:35:17] That's Obama's military. [03:35:20] Jesus Christ. [03:35:21] Did you see how they were reacting to the fucking cartoon like a fucking little girl? [03:35:27] Fuck's sake, dude. [03:35:29] All right, Donga requested this one saying, want a race. [03:35:34] Here's Donga's request. [03:35:35] What is this, Donga? [03:35:38] You son of a... [03:35:46] Oh, dude, oh! [03:35:46] Oh, no. [03:35:48] Oh, no. [03:35:50] Oh, my God, no. [03:35:54] Oh, no. [03:35:59] THIS IS HORRIBLE! AHHHHH! [03:36:09] Oh, my God, no. [03:36:14] This is terrible, dude. [03:36:15] This is fucking ter- AHHHHH NOOOO! [03:36:21] This kid doesn't have legs. [03:36:22] No! [03:36:25] Oh, no, no! [03:36:27] All right, that's enough. [03:36:28] That's enough, dude. [03:36:30] I mean, come on, man. [03:36:32] Who the fuck were Donga requested this, you son of a bitch? [03:36:35] You're a sick fuck. [03:36:36] You know that? [03:36:37] You're a sick son of a bitch, man. [03:36:41] Jesus Christ. [03:36:42] All right, let's get to the next one for heaven's sake, all right? [03:36:46] Only boomers like troops. [03:36:49] Are you fucking kidding me, you asshole? [03:36:51] Huh? [03:36:52] You fucking Generation X and millennials, you hate the fucking troops, huh? [03:36:56] Is that what you're trying to say to me with that damn statement, boy? [03:36:59] Huh? [03:36:59] Is that what you're trying to tell me in that damn statement? [03:37:03] Jesus Christ, let's get to Geno X1987's goddamn video so we can get done with these 15 buckers for Christ's sake, alright? [03:37:12] So we can get done with these goddamn 15 buckers, alright? [03:37:16] What did your sick-ass request now, Geno X1987? [03:37:21] What did you request now? [03:37:22] What is this? [03:37:26] What the hell? [03:37:37] What is this? [03:37:39] Is this some kind of satanic Ronald McDonald? [03:37:48] What the hell am I watching, dude? [03:37:58] WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING, DUDE?! [03:38:12] WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?! [03:38:23] Some kind of satanic Ronald McDonald, dude. [03:38:29] All right, we've had enough of this. [03:38:31] All right, we get it. [03:38:32] Yeah, real funny, Gino. [03:38:34] I don't know what the hell you were trying to do there, Gino, but Jesus Christ. [03:38:39] All right, who's next so we can get these fucking 15 buckers done? [03:38:42] Who is Jesus Christ? [03:38:44] I'm belching now. [03:38:47] I continue to belch because you said to me, What, D-Ray? [03:38:50] The only good thing a troop does is waste money, kill brown children, and beat their wife after getting cucked. [03:38:57] Well, there is one other thing they do. [03:38:59] Be gay and provide fantasy for boomer conservatives about being badasses and not cripples. [03:39:04] You know what, D-Ray? [03:39:05] I knew you were an anti-American piece of trash. [03:39:08] I knew you were anti-American. [03:39:10] No! [03:39:11] More like the ass clown of the internet spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. [03:39:14] No, no, another 15-bucker, dude. [03:39:17] Please, dude. [03:39:19] I've had enough of this shit. [03:39:21] All right? [03:39:22] I've had enough of this shit. [03:39:26] Jesus Christ. [03:39:28] Are you D-Ray McKesson? [03:39:30] Is that who you are? [03:39:31] You're that gay black man that's the leader of Black Lives Matter, D-Ray? [03:39:36] Inquiring minds want to know. [03:39:43] Let me get to the next fucking 15-bucker. [03:39:45] Who requested the next 15-bucker? [03:39:47] I know it and you know it requested this, okay? [03:39:51] I know it and you know it requested this 15-bucker here for Christ's sake. [03:39:56] Jesus fucking Christ, dude. [03:39:59] Jesus, fuck. [03:40:00] Put the PC shot on. [03:40:01] Again, with the fucking troops, dude. [03:40:05] Again with the troops. [03:40:07] And they're doing this fucking Harlem shake shit. === Fruity Harlem Shake Shit (09:18) === [03:40:11] I retreat, space, wire, end, cheese, chat. [03:40:14] Do the Harlem shit. [03:40:19] What the fuck is that? [03:40:21] What the fuck is this? [03:40:23] But look at this shit. [03:40:25] Look at this fruity shit. [03:40:28] Look at this fruity shit. [03:40:32] Get that fucking shit off here. [03:40:34] Did you see that fruity shit? [03:40:36] Aw, did you see that fruity shit, man? [03:40:59] Did you all see that fruity shit? [03:41:02] I mean, good God. [03:41:06] Oh, man. [03:41:07] I've had enough of this shit, dude. [03:41:10] I've had enough. [03:41:14] I've had enough. [03:41:17] I want to end this show, man, but you keep piling the 15 buckers, man. [03:41:22] You keep piling the 15 buckers, man. [03:41:25] Just stop this shit. [03:41:27] Just stop this shit so I can end this fucking show, man. [03:41:31] Just stop this shit so I can end the fucking show. [03:41:38] Just stop this shit, man. [03:41:42] Just stop this fucking shit already. [03:41:44] I'm tired of it, man. [03:41:45] I'm tired of dealing with it. [03:41:47] I'm tired of looking at it. [03:41:50] I'm tired of looking at it for Christ. [03:41:52] Who the fuck is next in the 15 bucker for Christ's sake? [03:41:55] Tim McCrab! [03:41:57] Tim McCrab requested this one. [03:42:00] What is this, Tim McCrab? [03:42:01] God damn it. [03:42:05] Hold on. [03:42:06] Hold on. [03:42:06] Don't play in. [03:42:08] I gotta catch my breath. [03:42:10] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [03:42:16] Ah, shit! [03:42:20] Oh, my God. [03:42:22] I just, I'm sorry, folks. [03:42:25] I can't, I just can't keep doing this anymore, dude. [03:42:28] I mean, I should have ended this show a long time ago, man. [03:42:32] But you fuckers, man, just kept fucking piling and piling the goddamn 15 buckers on for Christ's sake, man. [03:42:38] You keep piling them on. [03:42:40] You keep piling them on. [03:42:41] And it pisses me off. [03:42:46] You know what? [03:42:47] Just give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake, man. [03:42:51] Just give me my goddamn beer. [03:42:53] I'm so fucking sick of you people fucking doing this shit. [03:42:56] Trying to fucking ruin the fucking military for me, man. [03:43:00] Trying to ruin the fucking military, man. [03:43:03] Jesus Christ. [03:43:07] Oh, God. [03:43:09] I've been doing this for three hours and 41 fucking minutes, dude. [03:43:14] Three hours and 41 minutes I've been fucking doing this shit. [03:43:18] And it just fucking seems like it's never gonna fucking end, dude. [03:43:22] It's never gonna fucking end. [03:43:23] It's never gonna fucking end. [03:43:27] Oh my god. [03:43:29] Put the PC shot on. [03:43:31] This was requested by Tim McCrab. [03:43:33] Tim McCrabb requested this shit. [03:43:39] What is this shit? [03:43:43] What? [03:43:54] What is this crap? [03:44:10] Get these fucking roosties out of my face. [03:44:13] Alright, real funny, Tim McCrab. [03:44:15] Get these goddamn roosties out of my goddamn face, these freaking roosties, man. [03:44:21] Why the hell did you donate that for, Tim McCrab, you piece of shit? [03:44:24] Huh? [03:44:25] I thought you were anti-roostki over there. [03:44:28] Oh, you're not. [03:44:29] You're pro-Ruskie now because the Chechnyan rebels bowed down to Putin and they're sucking the schlong head of old Putin over there. [03:44:36] How goddamn quaint, huh? [03:44:38] How goddamn quaint. [03:44:41] Let me get to the next fucking YouTube video for Christ's sake, man. [03:44:45] Who's the next one? [03:44:46] Troubles dissolves away, all right? [03:44:49] Troubles dissolves away, requested this damn 15-bucker. [03:44:52] What the hell is this? [03:44:53] Trouble dissolves away. [03:44:55] What is this? [03:44:57] What is this crap? [03:44:59] Oh, no. [03:45:01] Oh, my God. [03:45:04] Trouble dissolves away. [03:45:06] No! [03:45:08] Here's two links. [03:45:09] No! [03:45:09] I missed my 15-bucker last week. [03:45:12] I think it was the Wednesday show during shout-outs. [03:45:15] After shout-outs, it didn't get played. [03:45:17] 68. [03:45:18] You owe me one. [03:45:20] Dude, you've said this twice already. [03:45:22] You've said this twice. [03:45:23] I'm only playing one, okay? [03:45:26] You've said this twice already. [03:45:28] I'm only playing fucking one. [03:45:30] All right. [03:45:31] Let's get to Troubles Dissolve Away. [03:45:33] All right. [03:45:33] Trouble dissolves away. [03:45:35] requested this 15 buck or press the, put the, put the shit on. [03:45:41] trouble dissolves away Oh, my God, no. [03:46:02] Oh, my God. [03:46:03] No. [03:46:04] No. [03:46:06] Oh, turn the shit off for Christ's sake. [03:46:09] Trouble dissolves away. [03:46:10] You sick prick. [03:46:13] You sick asshole, man. [03:46:16] Oh, fucking for Christ's sake, man. [03:46:19] All right. [03:46:19] Jesus Christ. [03:46:22] And here's Duva, dude. [03:46:23] Hey, Duva, I heard that you're one of my blacks and you're gay. [03:46:26] Is that true? [03:46:28] That you're a gay Britbong who's black. [03:46:33] Am I wrong? [03:46:34] I've heard about some. [03:46:35] People have been telling me this. [03:46:37] All right, Duva dude. [03:46:38] That you are a black, gay, britbong. [03:46:42] All right? [03:46:42] That just says it all right there. [03:46:44] Anyway, let's see what this black gay Brit Bong has to. [03:46:50] It's his 15 bucker next, all right? [03:46:53] Oh, Jesus. [03:46:55] Can you all fuck off with these 15 buckers? [03:46:57] For Christ's sake, man, I'm done. [03:46:59] All right? [03:47:01] Oh, he's a gay black American. [03:47:04] I wish you were over there on the other side of the pond. [03:47:06] We got enough black, gay Americans in here. [03:47:08] As a matter of fact, I'm almost willing to bet that 90% of black men are gay and the download brothers stuff. [03:47:14] I'm not even joking, all right? [03:47:16] I'm not even kidding around. [03:47:17] You know, the gangsterist of gangster brothers that you see walking down with a limp, those folks are really gay, okay? [03:47:24] They're really all gay. [03:47:25] I'm not even joking. [03:47:26] The download brother shit is alive and well. [03:47:29] And that's why if you take a look at the age rates of black folks, it's considerably higher than every other demographic for Christ's sake. [03:47:38] All right. [03:47:39] So I'm just simply stating, all right, play Duva Dude's little gay. [03:47:44] What is this? [03:47:45] Oh, wait, wait, hold on. [03:47:46] Why am I fucking playing? [03:47:50] Oh, Jesus Christ. [03:47:52] Can't you shut up? [03:47:53] All right, let's go ahead and do that. [03:47:54] What is this, Duva Dude? [03:47:56] All right. [03:47:57] What is this, my black, gay American? [03:48:00] What is this? [03:48:00] All right. [03:48:01] What is this? [03:48:02] Come in, Blue Command. [03:48:03] Come in. [03:48:05] This is Medical Officer Dufrane. [03:48:08] I have reached Blood Dulge Outpost Alpha. [03:48:10] Do you read? [03:48:18] I do not read. [03:48:20] It's mission to match communication protocol. [03:48:27] Echo, bravo. [03:48:29] Yo, I hear you. [03:48:30] What is this supposed to be? [03:48:31] What's going on? [03:48:32] Hello, yo. [03:48:33] Can you hear me? [03:48:34] Hello. [03:48:35] Roger that, Command. [03:48:37] Sorry about that. [03:48:38] I was in the elevator. [03:48:39] This thing doesn't work so well in there. [03:48:41] What's going on, dude? [03:48:43] Roger, that. [03:48:45] Is this Blue Command? [03:48:47] Oh, yeah, man. [03:48:48] Sure. [03:48:48] Totally. [03:48:50] What's going on? [03:48:52] You're sure. [03:48:53] The Blue Command base. [03:48:55] Hey, dude. [03:48:56] Take it easy. [03:48:57] You called me. [03:48:58] I didn't call you. [03:49:00] All right. [03:49:00] Hey, hey, dude, dude, that's great, bro. [03:49:03] We get it. [03:49:03] Obviously, the AIDS is already taking control of your brain, and you actually think that that was funny. [03:49:09] Real funny, dude. [03:49:10] All right? [03:49:11] Real funny. [03:49:12] Stop servicing glory holes, okay, man. [03:49:14] I mean, it's eating away your brain. [03:49:15] All right. [03:49:16] The AIDS is eating away the brain. [03:49:19] All right. [03:49:20] Jesus Christ. [03:49:21] And who else do we have here? [03:49:22] Here's Black Hat again. [03:49:25] Here's Black Hat with another goddamn 15 bucker for Christ's sake. === Disciplined Military Butt Monkeys (15:22) === [03:49:30] All right. [03:49:31] Let's continue going here. [03:49:32] How about Black Hat? [03:49:36] Let's see what the hell you requested now, boy. [03:49:38] Huh? [03:49:39] What the hell did you request now there, Black Hat? [03:49:41] Let's make some goddamn spaghetti. [03:49:43] Jesus, not this fucking shit again. [03:49:46] Not this stupid dope. [03:49:48] Ridiculous degradation of Western civilization, man. [03:49:51] Look at him with the pink fucking headphones. [03:49:54] Look at it with a pink seat and a fucking little buddy ear. [03:49:57] He's a fruit bowl. [03:49:58] Spaghetti is one of those things. [03:49:59] He's a fucking fruit bowl. [03:50:02] I spit on Pootie Pie for Christ's sake, man. [03:50:06] All right. [03:50:07] Spaghetti is one of those things. [03:50:09] I'm not playing this. [03:50:10] We already saw this. [03:50:11] Go fuck yourself, Pootie Pie, all right? [03:50:14] I hope that you get the AIDS, or I'm tired of hearing about you. [03:50:18] You're a fucking piece of trash, and your fucking, your content sucks, all right? [03:50:23] Jesus Christ. [03:50:24] All right, I'm only playing one of these aesthetic because you said the same shit last week, all right? [03:50:31] And, you know, just you didn't play one of these, and that's all there is to it, all right? [03:50:37] And of course, this is a goddamn, I have to view a fucking advertisement for this. [03:50:44] What is this, aesthetic? [03:50:46] What is this? [03:50:47] What did you request? [03:50:48] What is this? [03:50:55] What the fuck is this? [03:51:04] Taco, Taco, Tuesday. [03:51:09] Taco, Taco, Tuesday. [03:51:14] Yeah. [03:51:18] I'm the king of Mexican, for Christ's sake. [03:51:20] Everybody knows it. [03:51:25] I am now the king of Mexicans. [03:51:30] Tacos Tuesday. [03:51:33] Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday. [03:51:37] Yeah. [03:51:43] Not bad, baby. [03:51:43] Not bad. [03:51:48] All right. [03:51:49] All right. [03:51:50] That's funny. [03:51:51] And I am the king of Mexicans, all right? [03:51:53] I am now the king of Mexicans, all right? [03:51:57] All right, what now? [03:51:58] What now? [03:51:59] Black hat. [03:52:01] Sorry, that was the wrong one. [03:52:03] That was, hey, I already played it, dude. [03:52:07] Check this out. [03:52:08] It's inspiring. [03:52:09] Man, come on. [03:52:10] I'm almost done, man. [03:52:13] I'm almost done with these 15 buckers, dude. [03:52:16] And I've been on here for three hours and 50 minutes. [03:52:19] I've drank, how many beers have I drank? [03:52:21] Two, four, five. [03:52:22] I've drank five beers. [03:52:23] I've drank a shot here. [03:52:24] All right. [03:52:25] I got to go drain the main vein over here. [03:52:28] And you sons of bitches continue to fucking play these stupid 15 buckers for Christ's sake. [03:52:33] All right. [03:52:35] I mean, good God, man. [03:52:36] Why don't you just give me a fucking break already? [03:52:38] All right, I wanted. [03:52:39] I've been wanting to end this show for hours, and you idiots, you keep fucking donating fucking over and over and over and over again, man. [03:52:51] Who's next? [03:52:52] Fucking meanwhile in the Ukraine, okay? [03:52:55] Meanwhile in the Ukraine requested this. [03:52:59] What is this? [03:52:59] Meanwhile in the Ukraine, what is this crap? [03:53:04] Hold on, what is this? [03:53:06] Hold on, hold on, what is this? [03:53:08] Hold on, put the PC shot on. [03:53:10] Meanwhile in the Ukraine requested this. [03:53:24] Why are militaries acting like a bunch of fruit bowls? [03:53:29] Why? [03:53:34] I mean, is this a fucking military trend worldwide? [03:53:37] Why? [03:53:42] I mean, is this a military trend worldwide? [03:53:45] If it is, why? [03:53:47] Why, for Christ's sake? [03:53:53] Look at this twist. [03:53:55] Ukraine twerk dancer, for Christ's sake. [03:53:57] Dancing around like a fucking butt monkey. [03:54:04] Oh, man. [03:54:05] Turn this fucking shit. [03:54:06] Turn this shit off. [03:54:07] Is that an anime song? [03:54:09] People in the chat room are saying that's a goddamn anime song for Christ's sake. [03:54:12] Oh, that's that makes it even better, doesn't it? [03:54:15] Oh, yeah, Ukraine military. [03:54:17] That makes it even fucking better. [03:54:20] Oh, Jesus Christ, man. [03:54:23] Why is this a trend in world military? [03:54:27] You understand? [03:54:28] Why? [03:54:29] Why are all these goddamn troops acting like a fucking bunch of butt monkeys, dude? [03:54:35] Jesus Christ. [03:54:36] And look, I'll play Black Hats again, even though he said it was the wrong one. [03:54:41] He does fucking donate a lot, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. [03:54:45] What is this, Black Hat? [03:54:47] What the hell is this now? [03:54:49] Huh? [03:54:50] Put the PC shot on. [03:54:52] What is this? [03:54:54] This is college humor, so it's got to suck. [03:54:58] Furry force. [03:55:01] Soon this forest will be a beautiful parking lot. [03:55:05] I love parking lots. [03:55:11] Victor Vivisector. [03:55:13] Looks like we got here just in time. [03:55:15] These animals need our help. [03:55:17] Huh? [03:55:17] How are four kids going to stop me? [03:55:20] Persona transformation. [03:55:24] Oh my god, no. [03:55:28] Fucking furries. [03:55:30] Furry forces on the prowl. [03:55:32] All right, that's an I'm not playing the rest of this shit. [03:55:36] Are you fucking kidding me? [03:55:37] That's what you wanted to request there, black hat, you piece of trash? [03:55:42] Are you fucking kidding me, man? [03:55:44] I mean, dude, I've had about enough of this, all right? [03:55:50] I had about enough of this garbage, all right? [03:55:52] This is the last one here, all right? [03:55:54] Last one. [03:55:56] The last 15 bucker. [03:55:58] Thank God for Christ's sake. [03:56:00] Thank God. [03:56:03] Let's go ahead and play it. [03:56:04] It's by the U.S. Troops or Fruits. [03:56:07] Are you kidding me? [03:56:08] That's your fucking name? [03:56:10] That's your goddamn name? [03:56:11] The U.S. Troops or Fruits? [03:56:14] All right, what is it, please? [03:56:15] Let's just get to it for heaven's sake. [03:56:17] All right. [03:56:18] Can we just fucking get it? [03:56:19] I gotta wait for this ad for heaven's sake. [03:56:21] All right, what is this? [03:56:23] What is this? [03:56:24] Put the PC shot on. [03:56:25] What is this now? [03:56:28] Clamp right! Clamp! Clamp! Clamp! [03:56:32] Baby Sorky! Baby Sorky! [03:56:37] Fucking hell! [03:56:39] Why are the military doing this shit?! [03:56:42] Why? [03:56:43] WHY IS THE MILITARY DOING THIS FUCKIN' CRAP?! [03:56:49] DADDY SUCKED! DADDY SUCKED! DADDY SUCKED! [03:56:52] Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. [03:56:55] I can't take this anymore, dude. [03:56:56] I can't, dude. [03:56:58] I mean, this is our military now, thanks to Obama. [03:57:02] I mean, this is the military now, thanks to Obama, for Christ's sake. [03:57:05] I mean, Jesus Christ. [03:57:07] No, no more. [03:57:09] Western Fruit Bowl militaries are fucked. [03:57:12] Listen, stop donating the $15 fucking dollars, man. [03:57:17] I want to end the show. [03:57:21] All right? [03:57:22] I'm trying to end the fucking show. [03:57:28] And what is this, Duva Dude? [03:57:29] I got it time-stamped wrong. [03:57:32] All right, you fucking gay black. [03:57:34] I'll go ahead and play it just for you, alright? [03:57:36] Since you're one of my blacks and you're gay, all right? [03:57:40] Stupid idiot. [03:57:42] All right, here it is. [03:57:42] Here, here's what I was supposed to play by Duva Dude. [03:57:45] All right, here it is. [03:57:46] Army as a conscientious objector. [03:57:49] A conscient who? [03:57:51] I'm a pacifist. [03:57:53] You're a thing that babies suck on. [03:57:55] No, dude, that's a pedophile. [03:57:57] Tucker, I think he means a pacifier. [03:58:00] Oh, yeah, right. [03:58:02] Man, I was totally thinking about something else. [03:58:05] What the fuck? [03:58:06] That's real classy, Tucker. [03:58:09] Well, everyone here checks out. [03:58:11] I'll come back and check on you before I leave the canyon. [03:58:14] Can you tell me which way to the red base? [03:58:16] Why? [03:58:17] You said you weren't going to fight him. [03:58:18] Yeah, you know what? [03:58:19] Of course, Duva Dude, being a gay black man, would find something of pedophilia-related a joke and funny. [03:58:27] Yeah, real, real funny, all right? [03:58:29] You're making a really good case for your gay black brethren, dude. [03:58:33] All right, and that's the most horrible voice acting I've ever heard in my life. [03:58:37] Sounded like a bunch of autists got together and like, you know what we're going to do? [03:58:40] We're going to do this like really funny bit, you know? [03:58:47] Jesus Christ. [03:58:48] All right, last fucking one. [03:58:50] Last fucking one. [03:58:52] Thank God. [03:58:54] All right. [03:58:54] This is meanwhile in China, okay? [03:58:57] Meanwhile in China requested this. [03:59:00] What is this meanwhile in China? [03:59:02] Take a look. [03:59:03] Put the PC shot on. [03:59:04] Meanwhile in China, what? [03:59:10] Well, Jesus Christ. [03:59:13] I mean, you know, can you argue with that? [03:59:14] I mean, look at these fucking disciplined military. [03:59:17] Look at this. [03:59:19] Look at this disciplined military here, man. [03:59:27] That's a pretty good fucking sink Look at that. [03:59:56] I mean, this should be enough proof that we just stopped fruiting up the military. [04:00:04] I'm not even joking. [04:00:06] This should be proof enough that we should be stop fruiting up the... [04:00:08] Wait a minute! [04:00:09] Another 15, Bucker? [04:00:11] I mean, sh- Jesus Christ, man. [04:00:14] Can't you all fucking stop, man? [04:00:18] Seriously, can't you all man, dude? [04:00:22] Please just fucking stop, dude. [04:00:24] I literally want to stop and end this show. [04:00:27] It's almost four hours on, dude. [04:00:30] I've been on for four fucking hours putting up with this shit, man. [04:00:36] Enough! [04:00:38] Enough of this shit! [04:00:42] I want to end the fucking show. [04:00:44] I've been wanting to end the show for two and a half hours, for fuck's sake, man. [04:00:49] For two and a half hours, I've been trying to end this fucking show, man. [04:00:54] Oh, God, Gino. [04:00:56] Oh, here's Gino again. [04:00:57] Geno X1987. [04:01:00] This is going to be great. [04:01:01] I can only imagine what the hell this fruiter is going to be requesting next. [04:01:06] I can only imagine. [04:01:08] What is this? [04:01:09] What do you got? [04:01:10] What is this? [04:01:12] What is this? [04:01:13] What is this supposed to be their Geno X1987? [04:01:17] Put the PC shot on. [04:01:18] What is this shit? [04:01:20] So we also laid out a full-size model of the ridge for the men to practice on. [04:01:25] They know where every German strongpoint is. [04:01:27] Every machine gun, every bunker. [04:01:30] General Derrick, Hurry. [04:01:32] You do know the French have tried for the last year to take Vimy Ridge, yes? [04:01:36] And that we also... [04:01:38] Sir what exactly makes you I've gone to begin at dawn my dear wife. [04:01:46] This may be my last letter to you. [04:01:48] We go into action in 20 minutes It's the biggest yeah, this is when men had balls No Now these same troops are galloping to fucking cartoon rhymes and cartoon themes. [04:02:02] Oh, Jesus. [04:02:03] As I looked to right and left, all I could see was Canadians. [04:02:08] By five o'clock, Vimy Ridge was ours. [04:02:11] And mother, I thought we are a nation. [04:02:15] This is us. [04:02:16] Jesus Christ. [04:02:18] Oh, my God. [04:02:19] You know, whatever happened in those old days, man. [04:02:22] You know, whatever happened in the old days. [04:02:24] The strongest goddamn generation, man, was in World War I and World War II. [04:02:29] Now look at these pussies. [04:02:31] All right. [04:02:32] Now, I mean, they're fucking marching to SpongeBob. [04:02:36] They're marching to Barbie Girl. [04:02:38] I mean, what happened, man? [04:02:40] What's going on here? [04:02:41] What happened? [04:02:42] I mean, this is why anyone who's over the age of 18 that still watches cartoons, you should be spit on, dude. [04:02:49] You should be ridiculed. [04:02:51] All right? [04:02:51] You shouldn't be emboldened and be like, yeah, you know, and it's okay to watch this shit. [04:02:57] Hey! [04:02:58] What the fuck? [04:03:00] Dude, I'm... [04:03:02] Stop fucking donating to 15 Buckers, man! [04:03:07] I've already been on here for four fucking hours, man. [04:03:11] Enough! [04:03:13] God damn it, enough! [04:03:17] Fuck, man! [04:03:19] Oh, God. [04:03:22] Oh, my God. [04:03:23] What is this, Exovermaniac? [04:03:26] What the fuck do you want? [04:03:27] What is this? [04:03:29] All right, what is this? [04:03:31] What is this, for Christ's sake, Exovermaniac? [04:03:34] What the hell are you donating 15 buckers to obligate me to watch a YouTube for? [04:03:39] What is this? [04:03:41] Oh, no. [04:03:46] Put the fucking PC shot on, dude. [04:03:48] You know what? [04:03:51] Look at this. [04:03:55] Pikachu Army Hellmarch. [04:04:01] I mean, are you fucking joking, dude? [04:04:07] I mean, I'm tired of this man-child shit, man. [04:04:13] I mean, we're the men to fucking, you know, slap these fucking man-children around, dude. [04:04:19] Where are the real men with balls, dude, to fucking slap these fucking people? [04:04:24] Jesus Christ All right, I've had enough of this shit, all right? [04:04:35] I've had enough of this garbage, all right? [04:04:38] Take this shit off. [04:04:39] I've had a fucking enough, dude. [04:04:41] I have had enough for Christ's sake, alright? [04:04:44] I've had enough. [04:04:45] What, anonymous? [04:04:46] What? [04:04:47] I dare you to spit on me. [04:04:48] I'll kick your ass so hard you be rolling backwards and wait a minute. [04:04:51] Hey, hey, anonymous. === Slap These Man Children Around (09:10) === [04:04:52] Puh! [04:04:53] I spit on you and your mother. [04:04:55] How do you like it? [04:04:56] Puh! [04:04:56] There's one for your dishrag whore mom. [04:04:58] How do you like that, anonymous? [04:04:59] Huh? [04:05:00] How do you like that? [04:05:01] I spit on you and your dirty dishrag whore mother. [04:05:05] How do you like that? [04:05:06] You piece of shit. [04:05:07] You're not going to fucking sit here and scare me for Christ's sake, alright? [04:05:11] I'm a bad man. [04:05:12] I got balls the size of grapefruits. [04:05:15] Oh, fuck! [04:05:16] You wanted me to get in the kitchen, so here I am. [04:05:20] Hope you enjoy the recipe. [04:05:22] Are you kidding me, Dark Mean Magician Girl? [04:05:24] I mean, can you fucking say, listen to me, I'm not fucking kidding around with you guys, man. [04:05:29] Can you all please just stop donating, man? [04:05:32] I am tired of this bullshit, okay? [04:05:35] I am so fucking tired. [04:05:36] I've been on here for four hours and three minutes doing this shit. [04:05:43] I've been fucking four hours and fucking now four minutes doing this garbage, man. [04:05:48] Enough, all right? [04:05:49] A fucking enough. [04:05:53] All right, this is Dark Me Magician Girl again. [04:05:57] What the hell did you fucking donate 15 bucks for now, Dark Me Magician Girl, huh? [04:06:02] You're in the kitchen. [04:06:03] What is this? [04:06:06] What is this? [04:06:09] Oh, Jesus Christ. [04:06:10] Are you fucking kidding me, Dark Me Magician? [04:06:12] Put the fucking PC shot on. [04:06:14] This one was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl. [04:06:17] Ha ha ha! [04:06:23] Oh my goodness! [04:06:25] What the fuck is that? [04:06:26] This is... [04:06:28] Yes! [04:06:29] What is it? [04:06:33] What is this, a bunch of drag queens? [04:06:38] Pickle surprise! [04:06:39] Oh, my God. [04:06:42] Pickle surprise? [04:06:45] Pickle surprise? [04:06:50] Oh, my God. [04:06:51] Clap the ham dusty, please. [04:06:54] Oh, my God. [04:06:56] Is that ward hands? [04:06:57] Is that ward hands? [04:06:59] Did I say, honey? [04:07:04] Repeat my mantra. [04:07:06] Ham. Ham. [04:07:14] Ham! [04:07:19] What the fuck? [04:07:23] Pickle surprise. [04:07:24] I feel our little potty cascar. [04:07:31] That's enough of this fucking cross-dresser drag queen nonsense, dude. [04:07:36] I mean, seriously, that's enough of this garbage. [04:07:38] I'm not joking around. [04:07:40] All right, look, that's enough. [04:07:42] No more 15 buckers. [04:07:44] That's it, okay? [04:07:46] I've been on here for four hours and six minutes. [04:07:49] I gotta drain the main vein over here, okay? [04:07:52] I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage for Christ. [04:07:56] What? [04:07:56] Serious don't what? [04:07:58] Speaking of man children being smacked around, shouldn't Captain Desi be smacked around for dedicating his free time to making Halo videos? [04:08:06] Since you're so anti-gamer and Mr. Anti-Fun, type cap, y'all. [04:08:10] No, no, he appreciates a video game and he works for his money, okay? [04:08:16] He works for his money. [04:08:17] I'm talking about these cartoon-loving jerk dicks that are out here, you know, marching around to Barbie girl that are doing all this garbage. [04:08:27] That's who I'm talking about, all right? [04:08:29] You sorry sack of crap. [04:08:31] And so what? [04:08:32] I don't like games. [04:08:33] That doesn't mean that somebody who's a capitalist can't like the games themselves. [04:08:38] I mean, hey, if you're a capitalist and you're not infringing upon anybody's freedom, you can do whatever the fuck you want, okay? [04:08:45] But if not, and you're just gonna be a goddamn stupid schmeckle-loving asshole. [04:08:51] Ah, Jesus. [04:08:52] No! [04:08:54] Good God, no! [04:08:58] Oh, God. [04:08:59] Hey, look, there's Captain Desi right there. [04:09:01] There it is. [04:09:02] I'm gonna call it a night since I got work in the morning. [04:09:05] Cheers, Ghost. [04:09:07] Good luck with the rest of the shit. [04:09:08] Cheers to Captain Desi, dude. [04:09:10] Cheers to Captain Dessey. [04:09:12] You're damn right. [04:09:13] Hey, Ghost. [04:09:13] As a former Marine, I don't endorse that gay shit the Army is doing. [04:09:17] There's a reason why 56% of them are overweight. [04:09:21] If you'd like to check out how real men drill, then check this out on your free time. [04:09:25] I definitely will. [04:09:27] I'll definitely have to, dude. [04:09:28] All right. [04:09:29] I hope that's legit. [04:09:30] I hope that's legit. [04:09:32] Anyway, fruit, fruit, and off. [04:09:35] Okay, fruit, fruit, and off requested a goddamn fucking 15-bucker for Christ's sake. [04:09:40] So we got to go ahead and play it. [04:09:41] What the hell is this? [04:09:42] Oh, Jesus, no. [04:09:45] A fruit, fruit, and off. [04:09:48] Put the PC shot on. [04:09:50] A fruit, fruit, and off requested this. [04:09:53] Let's masturbate. [04:09:55] Oh, no. [04:09:58] No. [04:10:01] People in the House of Parliament masturbate. [04:10:05] People in Buckingham Palace, they masturbate. [04:10:10] People at the United Nations, they masturbate. [04:10:14] Watercolor artists, they masturbate. [04:10:18] Lollipod ladies, lollipop men masturbate. [04:10:22] People living in substandard housing. [04:10:25] Not able to afford acrylic paint. [04:10:28] They smash up bus shelters. [04:10:31] And they also. [04:10:32] Especially some of the 17-year-old boys. [04:10:35] Oh my God. [04:10:36] Get this sick fuck out. [04:10:38] Get this sick goddamn idiot off my goddamn screen for Christ's sake, man. [04:10:44] That's a sick, disgusting pervert, for Christ's sake. [04:10:47] I mean, good God. [04:10:48] Is this what they're doing for Pride Month out here? [04:10:50] Is that it, huh? [04:10:52] Huh? [04:10:52] They're doing this for Pride Month for Christ's sake. [04:10:56] All right, listen, I'm done, dude. [04:10:58] I'm so done. [04:10:59] You know, I should just end the fucking show instead of going to a break, dude. [04:11:02] I should just end the fucking show right now. [04:11:05] All right. [04:11:06] I mean, it's going to be one o'clock in the morning, and all I've been doing is 15 fucking buckers for you people. [04:11:13] That's all I've been doing the whole fucking night. [04:11:18] I didn't even get to anything I was supposed to cover because of you, trolls, man. [04:11:23] Making my life a fucking hell. [04:11:26] Making my show into a circus goddamn shideshow. [04:11:30] And I don't fucking appreciate it. [04:11:32] All right. [04:11:33] I don't fucking appreciate it. [04:11:37] You son of a bitch. [04:11:39] I don't fucking appreciate it for Christ's sake. [04:11:42] And shut up in the fucking chat room, okay? [04:11:46] I should fucking. [04:11:47] I should end this fucker. [04:11:48] I'm going to end it now. [04:11:49] All right. [04:11:50] I'm going to end it now for Christ's sake. [04:11:52] All right. [04:11:54] Should I end it now, engineer? [04:12:01] All right. [04:12:01] I'll tell you what I'm going to do. [04:12:03] I'm going to take a break. [04:12:05] I'm going to get my bearings straight. [04:12:07] I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage. [04:12:10] I'm going to drain the main vein. [04:12:12] All right. [04:12:13] And then I'm going to come back and then we'll see what happens. [04:12:16] All right. [04:12:16] I come back, we'll see what fucking happens for Christ's sake. [04:12:19] Give me my beer. [04:12:20] Give me my beer. [04:12:28] All right. [04:12:30] I got to leave you all with something. [04:12:32] All right. [04:12:32] If I'm going to, if I'm going to take a break and continue to do this broadcast, I got to leave you with something, boy. [04:12:39] You understand that? [04:12:41] I got to leave you with something. [04:12:43] Let's leave you with something conservative out here, all right? [04:12:46] How about something a little conservative out here? [04:12:49] All right. [04:12:50] How about I got something for your asses, all right? [04:12:53] I got something for your asses. [04:12:55] Let me go ahead and put in one of my favorite young conservatives out here. [04:12:59] And I strongly advise some of you folks that want to learn how to be somebody who is dapper, somebody who is intelligent, somebody who talks articulately. [04:13:09] This is the man. [04:13:10] This is the young man y'all should emulate. [04:13:13] Jesus Christ, right here. [04:13:16] This man right here, okay? [04:13:18] So look, I'll be right back, okay? [04:13:21] Don't go anywhere. [04:13:22] When I come back, we'll see if we have some goddamn chat room shout-outs. [04:13:27] We'll see if we have radio graffiti, all right? [04:13:30] Let's go ahead and put this up. [04:13:32] Put the PC shot on. [04:13:33] Who do we got here? [04:13:34] We've got Michael Knowles. [04:13:37] All right. [04:13:38] This is a conservative, right-wing young man that you young people should be emulating out here. [04:13:43] All right. [04:13:44] I'm a big fan of Michael Knowles, and I'm telling you right now, you sons of bitches should be emulating this guy. [04:13:51] If not, you're probably a slovenly, neck-bearded, four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten, stepchild trash that don't know your ass from your elbow, all right? [04:14:01] You're damn right. [04:14:01] All right, let's go ahead. === Emulate Michael Knowles (03:19) === [04:14:03] Don't go anywhere. [04:14:04] Listen to Michael Knowles. [04:14:06] Listen to this man and listen to him. [04:14:09] You understand me? [04:14:09] I'm talking to all you losers. [04:14:11] Listen to this man. [04:14:13] Listen. [04:14:13] Put it on. [04:14:14] Put it on, engineer. [04:14:16] New poll. [04:14:16] You're damn right. [04:14:17] President Trump will lose to every major Democrat running for president, even Corey Booker. [04:14:24] Does that mean that Trump's reelection chances are doomed? [04:14:27] We will take a look back on some of our favorite polls and election predictions from 2016. [04:14:33] Then, Democrats' Watergate testimony flops in Congress and a jury orders an American university to shell out $11 million to a bakery that it wrongly smeared. [04:14:43] We will analyze the high price of social justice. [04:14:46] All that and more. [04:14:47] I'm Michael Knowles, and this is The Michael Knowles Show. [04:14:56] You are not going to believe the latest polls. [04:15:01] I mean that very literally. [04:15:02] You are not going to believe them because they are absolutely ridiculous. 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[04:16:36] Get started online right now at rocketmortgage.com/slash Knowles, K-N O-W-L-E-S, equal housing lender licensed in all 50 states, NMLS ConsumerAccess.org number 3030. [04:16:47] Rocket Mortgage by Quick and Loans. [04:16:49] Push button, get mortgage. [04:16:53] A shock poll out just today from Quinnipiac University. [04:16:58] This is not a poll of who's winning the 2020 Democrat primary contest. [04:17:02] This is a poll that shows head-to-head how people would vote when someone gets a nomination and they run against President Trump. [04:17:10] So the poll shows that Joe Biden beats Donald Trump 53 to 40. [04:17:17] I don't know where that other 7% goes. [04:17:19] Maybe it goes to like Bill Weld or somebody. [04:17:21] Maybe Ron Paul is going to run again. === Clinton Wins Polls Big (03:17) === [04:17:22] I don't know. [04:17:23] 53 to 40. [04:17:25] Bad news for Trump, huh? [04:17:26] Shows that Bernie Sanders in second here is going to beat Donald Trump 51 to 42. [04:17:34] Still totally decisive. [04:17:36] Now, maybe this is plausible. [04:17:38] I mean, those two guys have been running at the top of the pack for a long time in the Democrat race. [04:17:42] Okay. [04:17:43] Then it shows Kamala Harris beats Donald Trump 49 to 41. [04:17:49] Not sure I'm buying that. [04:17:50] Liz Warren beats Donald Trump 49 to 42. [04:17:55] Pete Buttigieg, 47, beats Donald Trump 42. [04:18:01] Even at this point, I'm thinking, I guess maybe this is plausible. [04:18:05] I guess I don't know what the polls say. [04:18:08] And then I just stopped believing it at all because this poll shows that Corey Booker beats Donald Trump 47 to 42. [04:18:16] That is not possible. [04:18:18] Corey Booker is never going to be president. [04:18:20] He is most certainly never going to run against Donald Trump, and he's never going to beat Donald Trump. [04:18:25] This is pretty wacky, but it reminds us of an important truth about these polls and these predictions and everything the experts are telling us now, which is that it's not reliable. [04:18:38] This is not reliable yet. [04:18:40] Don't forget, in 2016, I was reminded of one of my favorite stories. [04:18:44] This was being reported from the Huffington Post, from the Independent, all over the mainstream media, and it was based on a study that came out of Princeton. [04:18:52] Princeton's an Ivy League university, so surely those experts know what they're talking about. [04:18:57] The headline read in The Independent: survey finds Hillary Clinton has, quote, more than 99% chance of winning election over Donald Trump. [04:19:07] The Princeton Election Consortium found Ms. Clinton has a projected 312 electoral votes across the country and only 270 are needed to win. [04:19:18] The probability statistic was found by the university's statistical Bayesian model. [04:19:23] Oh, gosh, Bayesian, that sounds serious. [04:19:25] Other polls were less bullish on a Clinton victory. [04:19:28] 538 said the likelihood of Ms. Clinton winning was 65%, while the New York Times Upshot said there was an 85% chance. [04:19:38] Okay, the polls show between 65 to 99% chance that Hillary Clinton wins. [04:19:43] What happened? [04:19:45] That's that 1% turned out to be correct. [04:19:48] Huffington Post reported another similar story. [04:19:51] They said HuffPost forecasts Hillary Clinton will win with 332 electoral votes. [04:19:58] Democrats stand a strong chance of taking control of the Senate as well. [04:20:02] How did that turn out? [04:20:03] How the Democrats still don't have the Senate. [04:20:05] The Huffington Post presidential forecast model gives Democrat Hillary Clinton a 98.2% chance. [04:20:11] You all listening to Michael Knowles. [04:20:13] He's a little more conservative. [04:20:14] They didn't say 99%. [04:20:16] They reduced that number by 0.8%. [04:20:19] You all listening to this? [04:20:20] Republican Donald Trump has a lot of money. [04:20:21] This is smart young man right here. [04:20:23] This is a smart, young conservative man right here. [04:20:26] The Princeton version said that Hillary would get 312 electoral votes to 270. [04:20:31] Huffington Post said that Hillary would get 323 electoral votes. [04:20:35] What happened in reality? [04:20:38] Donald Trump won 340. === Democrats Lose Senate Control (05:27) === [04:20:40] You're damn right, Michael. [04:20:42] You're damn right. [04:20:43] All right, go ahead and pause this. [04:20:44] All right, let's go ahead and get back to the broadcast. [04:20:47] I hope that you all understood that this young man, I like Michael Knowles. [04:20:53] I miss young gentlemen that were articulate and educated and dressed very dapper like this. [04:21:00] You don't see young men like Michael Knowles anymore, for Christ's sake. [04:21:04] Cheers to Michael Knowles. [04:21:06] All right. [04:21:06] And I know that, you know, all of you damn troll terrorist, neck bearded, waxing your character cartoon girls, sons of bitches, don't really give a shit because, you know, you'd rather, you know, dress like a fucking slovenly, greasy, you know, piece of garbage that doesn't take a bath in like three fucking months kind of garbage. [04:21:26] But I mean, I think that I think people should listen to old Michael Knowles. [04:21:34] And by the way, somebody's saying, I listen to sticks. [04:21:36] Hey, sticks, I like sticks, dude. [04:21:39] I'm not even joking. [04:21:41] I am down with sticks no matter what. [04:21:44] I'm not even kidding. [04:21:45] He's been a big fan of the show. [04:21:47] And the guy is probably the few fucking people that are out here that have a decent size audience who have made some acknowledgements and videos about this broadcast. [04:22:01] So Styx Hexon Hammer is always going to be cool with me. [04:22:04] I really do like Sticks Hexon Hammer. [04:22:06] Anyway, I'm going to be honest with you. [04:22:10] I'm going to do me here for about five minutes. [04:22:12] All right. [04:22:12] It's 4.20, four hours and 20 minutes. [04:22:15] Let's go ahead and get the damn wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the endo, the chronic, the poo smoke, all right? [04:22:31] Let's go ahead and hook it up, baby, all right? [04:22:34] Let's go ahead and hook this shit up for Christ's sake, all right? [04:22:37] It's time to hook it up for Christ's sake. [04:22:41] Let's get this bag. [04:22:42] I need to get some more tetrahydrocannabinol up in here. [04:22:46] You know, the Mexican kid that I usually score this stuff from, remember he sells candy apples on the corner streets out here for, you know, as well as other things. [04:22:59] He texted me up the other day and he said that he had some, hold on, let me see what I, I think like strawberry Kush. [04:23:05] So, and what, what, yuck metal pipe? [04:23:08] What's wrong with a metal pipe, for Christ's sake? [04:23:10] I've tried your goddamn little, your glass pipes, dude. [04:23:14] All that fucking resin and residue and all that shit gets into your lungs, dude. [04:23:19] I'm not, I smoke too frequently to have a glass pipe. [04:23:24] All right. [04:23:25] All right. [04:23:26] That's what I'm saying. [04:23:27] I smoke too frequently to have a gas pipe. [04:23:29] All right. [04:23:29] Give me have some more of this shit. [04:23:31] Give me another bud. [04:23:34] Use a bong, you boomer. [04:23:36] Use a bong. [04:23:38] What am I fucking 18 years old? [04:23:41] Use a bong. [04:23:43] I mean, is that what y'all want to hear for Christ's sake? [04:23:45] I'm not even joking around. [04:23:46] Y'all want me to fucking take hits from the bone? [04:23:49] I mean, are you fucking kidding me? [04:23:51] Jesus Christ, let me break some of this off of this bud here. [04:23:55] You hear that, bud? [04:23:56] You hear that? [04:24:00] Oh, man, dude. [04:24:02] And you could, it's smelly, dude. [04:24:04] It's smelly as a motherfucker, so you know it's good shit, huh? [04:24:09] All right. [04:24:10] All right, we hooked it up here. [04:24:12] Here, let me chug this beer first. [04:24:14] We're going to go take a couple of hits of weed, and then we'll think about what we're going to do next on the broadcast. [04:24:20] And everybody shut up in the chat room saying that I'm a pothead, that I'm an addict, that I'm this, that I'm that. [04:24:27] Are you kidding me, man? [04:24:29] Are you fucking, are you joking me, man? [04:24:32] I'm a melting pot of friendship here. [04:24:35] And moreover, I do want to say that I am not an addict. [04:24:39] All right? [04:24:40] I'm not an addict. [04:24:41] And you people out there that have known me, that are true fans, you know it. [04:24:45] All right. [04:24:45] I mean, let's be honest. [04:24:47] Marijuana is already legal in most of the country at this point in time. [04:24:52] All right. [04:24:53] It's already legal in most of the country. [04:24:56] So why not partake in what most folks out there are partaking in, for Christ's sake, man? [04:25:03] All right. [04:25:03] I'm just, I'm just saying. [04:25:05] I'm just fucking saying. [04:25:06] All right. [04:25:08] All right. [04:25:09] I know it's not legal in Texas, but in San Antonio, they don't really give a shit. [04:25:13] All right. [04:25:14] All right. [04:25:14] Everybody, here we go. [04:25:17] Here we go, baby. [04:25:18] Let's go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocanebanol, this devil's lettuce, this reefer, this grass, this poo smoke. [04:25:28] Let's go ahead and do this. [04:25:40] You got to hold it. [04:25:42] You got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude. [04:26:05] I don't know what it is with that first hit, dude. === Text To Speech Bastards (04:55) === [04:26:07] Every time, dude, every time I get fucking like mucus just coming out of my orifices, give me my goddamn tissue, dude. [04:26:17] Oh, Jesus. [04:26:19] Give me a tissue for Christ's sake and shut up in the chat. [04:26:21] I'm watching you idiots in the chat room, dude. [04:26:23] shut up oh my god Oh, my God. [04:26:36] Hey, dude. [04:26:36] Hey, Puka, dude. [04:26:37] Fuck you with the Obama lungs, dude. [04:26:40] If you would see the amount of clouds that I am fucking putting into the air, you'd say, you'd think twice before saying Obama lungs, boy. [04:26:49] All right. [04:26:52] And wait a minute. [04:26:53] Sugarbuck Starburst, they actually have a fucking like blow-nose fucking emoji? [04:26:59] Dude, what don't they have emojis for, dude? [04:27:03] What don't they have emojis for, for heaven's sake? [04:27:08] Fucking hell I need Am I out of beer? [04:27:14] Hold on. [04:27:14] Let me chug this lug here. [04:27:15] All right. [04:27:16] Shut up in the chat. [04:27:17] I'm reading the chat, dude. [04:27:18] I'm telling you. [04:27:19] Listen to me. [04:27:20] By Saturday night, okay? [04:27:22] You know what? [04:27:23] I'm not even going to say. [04:27:24] Just add to your bookmarks, add to your favorites. [04:27:27] Ghost.report. [04:27:29] I am going to list the people I fucking hate. [04:27:32] All right. [04:27:32] I'm not even joking around. [04:27:35] Are you going to wonder if you're on the shit list? [04:27:38] Huh? [04:27:39] Because listen, I watch the chat room throughout the whole broadcast, and I know who's a piece of garbage and who isn't. [04:27:46] All right? [04:27:48] And if your fucking name is on that list, well, you know, you know, you know, I'm just fucking asshole. [04:27:54] All right. [04:27:58] I'm not joking. [04:27:59] Hey, go to Ghost Not Report. [04:28:01] Add it to your bookmarks. [04:28:02] Add it to your favorites, boy. [04:28:03] I am going to list the people I fucking hate out here. [04:28:06] I'm not even joking around. [04:28:18] I'm going to... [04:28:27] I'm not even joking around. [04:28:29] And by the way, I'm trying to figure out. [04:28:31] Well, I'm not figuring out. [04:28:32] I'm going to possibly integrate some level of forum posts or something on there. [04:28:39] I haven't decided yet, folks. [04:28:40] I mean, you know, remember, it's me and the engineer. [04:28:43] We're a two-man operation for Christ's sake, all right? [04:28:46] We're a two-man operation. [04:28:48] So we'll see what happens, but I'm guaranteeing you right now. [04:28:51] I'm going to list the people I fucking hate for Christ's sake. [04:28:54] All right. [04:28:54] And Weena, you're on there, you piece of trash. [04:28:57] All right. [04:28:57] Hamster Rides, you're on there too. [04:29:01] Fucking bagats. [04:29:04] You're my drink. [04:29:09] Ah, for Christ's sake. [04:29:13] You know what time it is? [04:29:14] It's time for fucking more beer. [04:29:19] You're goddamn right. [04:29:26] All right, I got beer. [04:29:28] You know, Mrs. Ghost, you know, she's so kind. [04:29:30] I love Mrs. Ghost with all my heart. [04:29:33] She makes sure to get a cold fucking ice chest full of beer every time before the show. [04:29:40] And she puts it right here by this fucking mothership that I have set up here. [04:29:46] And I'm telling you, Gurak. [04:29:49] More like a two-man circle jerk. [04:29:52] Fuck you, Gurak. [04:29:53] Don't, hey, dude, fuck you, all right? [04:29:56] You piece of fucking fart fragrant expert trash. [04:30:00] Nobody asked you for your fucking opinion, Gurak. [04:30:04] Stupid son of a bitch. [04:30:05] Give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake. [04:30:08] All right? [04:30:10] Not even joking around. [04:30:11] I watch, you see, unlike most streamers out here, okay, that just kind of, I don't know what streaming is about anymore. [04:30:19] I acknowledge as many people as I can throughout the broadcast because I'm watching. [04:30:25] I got this mother. [04:30:26] I got a 49-inch ultra-wide screen fucking monitor, dude. [04:30:31] Excuse me. [04:30:33] And I can see everything. [04:30:35] I can see everything. [04:30:36] I fucking see the chat of these fucking text-to-speech bastards. [04:30:41] All right. [04:30:43] So I know who's the major shit talkers around here. [04:30:47] All right. [04:30:48] And I'm telling you, you know, I don't know. [04:30:51] You keep talking garbage in the chat room. [04:30:53] You might be on the fucking shit hate list. [04:30:55] I'm not even joking. [04:30:56] And if you want to know who is on there, if you're on there, you better fucking bookmark and add to your favorite right now, ghost.report. === Weena On A Pedestal (12:47) === [04:31:03] All right? [04:31:05] Ghostdamn.report. [04:31:07] Well, that's what you got to do. [04:31:08] All right, boy. [04:31:10] Jesus Christ. [04:31:11] All right. [04:31:11] One more smoke here. [04:31:13] Get a little bit of chug and we'll see what else. [04:31:16] We'll see what else we'll do. [04:31:17] All right. [04:31:18] Oh, yeah. [04:31:19] And by the way, if you have not, if you haven't already done so, if you're looking for some old school merch, go to ghost.market. [04:31:29] Type that in your browser. [04:31:31] I am going to be adding new merch here in the next couple of weeks, specifically Saturday Night Troll merch, Saturday Night Troll Show merch, because we've been having a fucking hell of a lot of fucking demand for it. [04:31:44] So be on the lookout for that. [04:31:46] Okay, so that's where some merch are going to... [04:31:49] Ghost.market is what you need. [04:31:51] Ghost.market. [04:31:53] HTTP colon slash slash ghost.market. [04:31:58] All right. [04:31:59] Anyway. [04:32:02] And people are asking me if I can sell cans. [04:32:04] Look, I'll sell autograph cans. [04:32:07] The logistics part about it is this, okay? [04:32:11] If I can send it like from the United States to Canada, but once I start going into like other, like the UK or Australia, can I be on the you want you, all right? [04:32:27] A list of honor? [04:32:29] Are you calling the hate list a list of honor? [04:32:33] Anyway, look, um, like, let's say Britain, for instance, I was sending, like, uh, you know, one of these fucking one of these fucking cans for Christ's sake. [04:32:44] Uh, and it was signed. [04:32:46] They could be taxed. [04:32:48] I don't use any psychotropic drugs, you trolls. [04:32:51] More beer. [04:32:52] Give me my pipe engineer. [04:32:54] Smoke smet quack. [04:32:55] Hail Duckler. [04:32:57] Quack. [04:32:57] Duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck. [04:33:01] Duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck, beer, beer. [04:33:04] All right, we get it. [04:33:05] Hail, duck, bro. [04:33:06] You're real funny, you ass cracker? [04:33:07] Duck mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug. [04:33:10] Real fucking funny, all right? [04:33:12] Duck beer, mug, duck beer, mug, duck, beer, mug. [04:33:15] Shut up, duck, beer, mug shit. [04:33:18] Oh, here's Weena. [04:33:20] What the fuck, dude? [04:33:21] I thought we were friends. [04:33:22] What? [04:33:23] We've known each other for like seven fucking years now, or some shit. [04:33:27] This is like a stab in the back man, honestly. [04:33:30] Jesus. [04:33:30] Can I at least get a free signature from you or something? [04:33:33] I'm actually getting shit. [04:33:35] Are you fucking trolling me for all these years? [04:33:43] Dude, don't talk about the Ghostler youth merch, dude. [04:33:46] You know, let's not bring that up. [04:33:47] We're on YouTube now, all right? [04:33:49] We're on the big time. [04:33:51] We don't need to go back to no, no, we're not, we're just stop it, all right? [04:33:56] All right, that was like some meme 4chan stuff, and we can't, we can't do that, all right? [04:34:02] All right, and hey, Weena, let me tell you something, man. [04:34:05] You have been trolling me since like back in 2011, dude. [04:34:09] What the fuck are you talking about? [04:34:12] All right, so just sit there and shut up. [04:34:14] You're lucky you're still even in the fucking chat room because you're a pain in my ass. [04:34:19] All right, fucking piece of garbage. [04:34:22] All right, let me go ahead and take another. [04:34:25] I'm trying to smoke, and of course, what we have here is a bunch of people trying to get psychological. [04:34:30] You know, you got dark me magician girl getting psychological. [04:34:33] You got Weena over here. [04:34:34] I thought we were friends. [04:34:40] Jesus Christ, you weren't my friend, or you can be fucking been trolling me since 2011. [04:34:45] What the fuck are you talking about? [04:34:49] Jesus Christ. [04:34:50] All right. [04:34:51] I'm sorry, dude. [04:34:52] Listen, I'm trying to... [04:34:53] Hey, shut up in the chat room! [04:34:55] I'm doing me. [04:34:56] Hey, get Khabib's ass out of here. [04:34:59] All right. [04:34:59] He's calling me, get to the show, Jew. [04:35:02] You call me and you get him out. [04:35:04] Get him the fuck out of here. [04:35:07] Get to the show, Jew. [04:35:09] Fuck you, dude. [04:35:10] So what if I'm Jewish? [04:35:12] All right. [04:35:13] Israel is our greatest ally. [04:35:16] All right. [04:35:17] It's too bad that you're some wild jehootie that for whatever reason doesn't agree that Israel should exist. [04:35:26] All right, so shut up for Christ's sake. [04:35:29] All right, Israel is our greatest ally. [04:35:33] What are you talking about? [04:35:34] Oh, I'm Jewish. [04:35:35] Oh, I'm Jewish. [04:35:35] Jesus. [04:35:36] Ove. [04:35:38] All right. [04:35:39] All right. [04:35:39] That's enough, dude. [04:35:41] So what if I was? [04:35:42] So what if I was? [04:35:44] Are you anti-Semitic? [04:35:45] Huh? [04:35:45] Does that make you think less of me now? [04:35:47] Huh? [04:35:48] And am I some kind of a bad, bad person because I'm Jewish? [04:35:52] I mean, give me a fucking break, dude. [04:35:55] Oh, God. [04:35:58] Oh my god. [04:36:02] Give me my goddamn smoke. [04:36:14] I mean, I'm not joking. [04:36:20] I mean, I have been invited to Israel like at least four times by my Jewish friends. [04:36:27] Are you really going to pretend like you didn't do some hair metal singing shit to Weena's name whenever he would pop up back in the day? [04:36:34] You cried over Teutonic and others betraying you, but here you are kicking Weena right in the digital nuts out. [04:36:40] What are you talking about? [04:36:41] Weena's a fucking troll. [04:36:43] What are you talking about? [04:36:45] Weena's a fucking troll. [04:36:46] He's a fucking troll ass crack. [04:36:49] All right. [04:36:50] He hung around that fucking whole old troll community that ended up fucking up the whole shit. [04:36:54] What are you talking about? [04:36:55] Putting Weena on some kind of a fucking pedestal for Christ's sake. [04:36:59] What are you talking about? [04:37:03] I mean, hey, just shut your mouth. [04:37:06] All right. [04:37:06] Fucking Weena. [04:37:07] Weena's lucky that he's even here. [04:37:10] All right? [04:37:11] All right, so just shut up. [04:37:15] Jesus Christ. [04:37:16] So look, I'm talking, let's go back to this Jew stuff. [04:37:19] So if I'm Jewish, then I'm some kind of an evil shekel goblin, you know, that changes things or something. [04:37:29] You think less of me? [04:37:30] You think I'm a piece of garbage? [04:37:32] I mean, shit, yes, yes. [04:37:35] I'd buy that for a dollar. [04:37:37] After all these years, Weena still watches your show. [04:37:40] He's a true fan, unlike all of you. [04:37:42] That's what I think. [04:37:43] Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, don't do this. [04:37:45] Don't be a psychological bitch, all right? [04:37:48] You do this all the time. [04:37:49] You do this with Asho, and now you're doing it with this idiot. [04:37:52] All right, listen. [04:37:53] I thought so too. [04:37:55] All right. [04:37:55] When I started seeing Weena's stupid fucking fruity ass name back on the damn chat room and he's he's donating. [04:38:02] I was like, hey, look, it's Weena. [04:38:04] It's cool. [04:38:04] Yeah, that's great. [04:38:05] Then he started like fucking, look, he's going to troll now. [04:38:08] Look, he's going to troll now. [04:38:10] The truth comes to light now. [04:38:12] I have been nothing but nice to you. [04:38:14] No, you fucking haven't, dude. [04:38:16] You've been using me this whole time for fame, and now you're just tossing me. [04:38:20] What? [04:38:20] What kind of autistic shit is that? [04:38:23] I've been using you for fame. [04:38:25] Who the fuck are you? [04:38:27] Who the fuck are you? [04:38:28] You're just some tard. [04:38:30] Who the fuck are you? [04:38:32] Cook, I've been using this idiot for fame. [04:38:34] What kind of what fucking fame? [04:38:37] Good God, man. [04:38:39] I mean, I've been using you for fame. [04:38:41] Just fuck yourself for Christ's sake, Weena. [04:38:43] All right. [04:38:44] You know what? [04:38:45] Get Weena's ass out. [04:38:46] You want to fuck with me? [04:38:47] Huh? [04:38:48] You want to get all psychological and all this shit? [04:38:50] Sit there and shut up. [04:38:52] I don't want to hear about any of this stuff. [04:38:54] Look, when I started seeing Weena come back into the show, I was like, hey, Weena, what's going on? [04:38:59] This and that. [04:39:00] Then he started trolling me on the goddamn text-to-speeches. [04:39:03] Then he started requesting like gay music. [04:39:06] All right. [04:39:07] Then he started like doing Pan-Terra fucking remixes because he knows that fucking pisses me off. [04:39:12] All right. [04:39:13] And then he started talking shit to me here recently. [04:39:15] What the fuck are you talking about? [04:39:17] That, oh, fucking Weena. [04:39:18] Don't fucking go on this guy's side. [04:39:21] Are you kidding? [04:39:21] He's a piece of shit. [04:39:24] Anyway, Jesus Christ. [04:39:26] Give me my drink. [04:39:33] Fuck you, Weena. [04:39:34] How about that? [04:39:35] I like that, you stupid idiot. [04:39:37] I don't give a shit. [04:39:38] Oh, I was just saying, fuck you. [04:39:42] How you like that, huh? [04:39:45] Fucking piece of crap. [04:39:47] Trying to play a victim. [04:39:50] Do you know who Weena is? [04:39:51] Do you know this fucking guy's been trolling? [04:39:54] He trolls tards to like say shit about him like on video. [04:39:59] Like, I want to say sorry to Weena. [04:40:03] I'm so sorry. [04:40:05] And I love you. [04:40:06] I'm not even, I'm not even fucking kidding. [04:40:08] And you're fucking talking shit to me. [04:40:10] Are you fucking kidding me? [04:40:13] I'm not even joking around. [04:40:14] I'm not, I'm not. [04:40:15] You're fucking talking. [04:40:16] This guy's a fucking maniac troll. [04:40:18] What are you talking about? [04:40:20] He's a fucking maniac troll. [04:40:23] Then you're all poor day. [04:40:24] Oh, aww. [04:40:26] I mean, have you fucked. [04:40:28] All right, never mind. [04:40:29] Jesus Christ. [04:40:30] I'd buy that for a dollar. [04:40:33] Weena didn't have anything to do with that stuff. [04:40:35] Back in the day, he hung around with those troll fools and provided me and B-Town with their chat logs and stuff. [04:40:42] Weena's all right, I swear. [04:40:44] All right, balls. [04:40:45] I trust balls, all right? [04:40:46] Balls is uh been around for a while, all right? [04:40:51] But but look, balls, I thought when Weena first came back, I was like, hey, look, it's Weena. [04:40:56] Yeah, great. [04:40:56] I'm trying to. [04:40:57] And then he's just fucking coming at me like I'm a fucking piece of shit. [04:41:01] You know, fucking coming at me like I'm some kind of a fucking idiot. [04:41:04] Like I'm a half a fan. [04:41:06] Like I'm an like I'm an idiot or something. [04:41:10] For Christ's sake. [04:41:14] Let me, let me, you see, you guys are harshing my mellow. [04:41:17] I'm sitting over here. [04:41:18] I'm trying to do me over here. [04:41:20] That's what I'm trying to do. [04:41:22] I'm trying to do me over here, and I can't. [04:41:25] Where's the fucking weed? [04:41:26] What happened to the fucking weed? [04:41:27] Then I already, oh, Jesus Christ. [04:41:30] That's God's joke right there. [04:41:32] What the hell? [04:41:33] Why did that bud? [04:41:34] How the hell did that bud get down there? [04:41:37] How the fuck did that bud? [04:41:39] I was like, wait a minute. [04:41:41] Where's the big ass bud for Christ's sake? [04:41:45] Anyway. [04:41:49] All right. [04:41:50] All right. [04:41:50] You guys have, you know, you've wasted my time. [04:41:53] You've wasted. [04:41:54] You waste everything. [04:41:57] Can't stand you guys. [04:41:59] I'm telling you, I'm telling you, dude. [04:42:03] I'm telling you. [04:42:04] And you know what, Weena? [04:42:05] You know I'm telling the truth. [04:42:07] End the show. [04:42:09] Forget Radio Graffiti. [04:42:11] End the show. [04:42:12] You want to sit here and betray one of the only serious supporters that isn't a Desi Tier Brown noser. [04:42:18] Remember when you said it was over after the $15? [04:42:21] Empty threats yet again by betrayaler. [04:42:25] Oh, Jesus. [04:42:26] You see, now, you know, you trolls, you make me fucking sick. [04:42:30] All right. [04:42:31] Now, now look at you, fucking people. [04:42:32] Look at what you people are doing, dude. [04:42:34] Look at you fucking pieces of garbage. [04:42:37] I'm telling you, go fuck yourselves. [04:42:39] All right. [04:42:41] Go fuck yourselves. [04:42:42] All right. [04:42:42] Give me a fucking break. [04:42:44] Weena. [04:42:45] Look, I don't really want to talk about that garbage. [04:42:49] All right. [04:42:49] Who gives a shit? [04:42:50] All right. [04:42:51] All right. [04:42:52] Who gives a crap? [04:42:52] That's what I think about Weena right there. [04:42:54] Who gives a shit? [04:42:55] All right. [04:42:58] All right. [04:42:59] Here we go. [04:43:07] Let's continue. [04:43:09] All right, let me go ahead. [04:43:10] I didn't ban Wiena shit. [04:43:12] Shut up. [04:43:12] all right all right Yeah, you see, he's there. [04:43:22] Unbanned me. [04:43:22] Look, he's fucking there. [04:43:23] Jesus Christ. [04:43:25] Just being a fucking troll like he's always been. [04:43:28] All right. [04:43:30] Fucking idiot. [04:43:33] Where am I? [04:43:34] What am I doing here? [04:43:35] Where am I? [04:43:36] Where am I? [04:43:37] Oh, yeah. [04:43:37] I'm supposed to be doing like shout-outs or some shit, right? [04:43:40] You know what? [04:43:40] Fuck you, people. [04:43:41] I'm not doing shout-outs, all right? [04:43:43] You people have, you know, especially the chat room, dude. [04:43:47] You people have been fucking trolling me so fucking hard. === Not Doing Shout Outs Today (15:28) === [04:43:51] So fucking hard for the past, I would say five shows. [04:43:54] If you go back to the fucking, just go back five shows, folks, if you, if you're just tuning in. [04:43:59] And these fuckers, these motherfuckers have gotten worse and worse and worse. [04:44:05] Did you hear the beginning of the fucking show? [04:44:08] These people were trying to troll about poor Amanda Todd and trying to think. [04:44:15] I can't believe you people. [04:44:16] I cannot believe. [04:44:18] I cannot fucking believe. [04:44:20] Yeah, the past five shows. [04:44:22] I mean, listen to a man. [04:44:24] I mean, this is getting worse and worse and worse. [04:44:31] It's getting what? [04:44:35] I give you 100 bucks and you don't give us shout outs. [04:44:39] Oh, you knew you were a shekel goblin. [04:44:41] Man, let me tell you something. [04:44:42] You are a manipulative little broad. [04:44:45] You know what? [04:44:45] I can only imagine how you are in real life, dark meme magician girl. [04:44:50] I want to be honest with you. [04:44:51] I'm going out of limb here. [04:44:52] I'm willing to think that dark meme magician girl is actually a decent looking chick because ugly, fat, fucking disgusting, fucking slovenly bimbos. [04:45:04] They're not this manipulative. [04:45:06] This bitch is a manipulative little broad. [04:45:08] And you see, she's putting me on the spot. [04:45:10] You see that? [04:45:11] That's why you've got to be a little bit concerned when women... [04:45:19] You're a manipulative little broad. [04:45:21] I tell you that right damn now. [04:45:24] You've got to be, listen, she's got to be somewhere in the range from one to ten. [04:45:28] She has to be either somewhere between five and ten. [04:45:32] I'm not even fucking kidding because you don't get this manipulative. [04:45:36] You don't understand how to like try to fuck with men's brains and shit unless you've been doing it. [04:45:42] And I'm telling you, this bitch, I gave you $100 and you don't even give a shout out to cheese. [04:45:48] I knew you were a shecklegoblin, but come on, man. [04:45:51] Ah, you fuck. [04:45:53] You motherfuck. [04:45:56] You motherfuck. [04:45:59] You son of a motherless fuck. [04:46:04] Listen, that's, I'm just guesstimate. [04:46:07] I don't know who this woman. [04:46:09] I don't. [04:46:10] I'm hoping it's a woman and not some like, you know, over-feminine, gay, or transgendered because I'm saying that the only way that you can be this manipulative is like you've done this to men and that, you know, because look, you have to understand, women are fucking, this is what they do. [04:46:30] They're always mental. [04:46:31] They're always in their concocting brains. [04:46:34] Like, I am going to get this person to do this. [04:46:37] And I'm going to get some of this person to do that. [04:46:39] And I'm going to try to maneuver this situation so we can act like this. [04:46:43] And that's literally all women are fucking thinking about. [04:46:48] Okay. [04:46:49] Hey, let me tell you, you know, some of them are very blatant. [04:46:52] You can see them coming a mile away. [04:46:54] They're not very, they're not very good at it. [04:46:57] All right. [04:46:58] And as a result, shut up, Weena. [04:47:01] You're not banned from donating. [04:47:03] If you say that, if you say that, I'll ban you from the fucking chat. [04:47:06] You're a fucking liar. [04:47:08] You know what? [04:47:09] Ban her from the chat just for doing that. [04:47:11] All right, I'm banning Weena, but fuck fucking. [04:47:12] Now I'm banned. [04:47:13] Now I'm banning you. [04:47:14] I'm banning you from the chat because you're being a fucking dumb troll. [04:47:18] Get him out of here. [04:47:18] Get him the fuck. [04:47:19] He's out. [04:47:20] Get him out of here. [04:47:22] Fucking piece of shit. [04:47:25] All right. [04:47:26] Anyway, back to Dark Mean Magician. [04:47:29] What? [04:47:33] I didn't become top donor so you can jew out and show your shekel goblin nature. [04:47:39] Get to the shot. [04:47:40] I'm talking to the audience, you fucking idiot. [04:47:43] You're the one that's throwing the money over here. [04:47:45] I'm over here. [04:47:46] I'm trying to talk to the chat room. [04:47:49] I'm talking to the chat room over here. [04:47:52] Fucking top donor so you can juke. [04:47:55] What the fuck are you? [04:47:55] What are we thinking about? [04:47:57] You the fucking Rothschilds over me or some shit? [04:48:00] Is that what the fuck you think? [04:48:01] You are their mean magician? [04:48:02] What are you fucking... [04:48:03] Oh, yes, I am mean magician, can't abuse a rough child, and I do own ghosts, is what I'm doing. [04:48:11] You know, ghost. [04:48:12] I did not become top donor so that you could buy people out your show so you can become a shekel goblin. [04:48:21] How dare you? [04:48:23] Give me a fucking shut up, meme fucking cans magician, all right? [04:48:28] Good God, how fucking, how dare you? [04:48:32] How dare you, you know that? [04:48:36] What a what an asshole. [04:48:37] You're a fucking grade A asshole, dude. [04:48:40] Straight up grade A asshole. [04:48:43] Yeah, I didn't pay you to become top down over here so you can sit there and talk about your rubbish. [04:48:50] Yeah, fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [04:48:55] What the fuck is your problem, man? [04:48:57] I mean, supposedly, meme Can's abuser and me, a dark meme magician are a couple. [04:49:04] I'm not too sure. [04:49:06] This is the internet. [04:49:06] They could be trolling there. [04:49:11] But I doubt. [04:49:12] I don't think so. [04:49:12] I think Can's abuser. [04:49:15] I can't tell. [04:49:15] I don't know who these people are, but if Dark Meme Magician Girl is Meme Cans Abuser's chick, Cans Abuser is like literally like cowering and bowing down to her or something. [04:49:32] And I don't think, I think it's like some internet shit, so I don't know. [04:49:35] I don't know, man. [04:49:36] But I'm starting to figure you people out. [04:49:38] I'm starting to understand your psychology and your philosophy and getting to understand how you people, I understand what you're doing. [04:49:49] All right. [04:49:50] I'm serious. [04:49:51] I understand what you people are doing. [04:49:53] All right. [04:49:54] Anyway, let me. [04:49:59] Let me go ahead and take a chug here. [04:50:08] Baca says some donos are legit aren't going through. [04:50:11] When did you get one? [04:50:12] I thought I played you. [04:50:13] played one from you today, dude. [04:50:15] I think you fucking I think you did a horrible one, as a matter of fact. [04:50:21] Where's Baka? [04:50:22] I think you did a horrible one for fuck's sake. [04:50:25] You're fucking, I'm supposed to trust you? [04:50:29] Where's Baca? [04:50:30] I can't even fucking, Jesus Christ, you people with these fucking, here it is, right here. [04:50:36] Here, this is what you said. [04:50:38] My only message to Jeweler, the no shout-out-giving, crippled piece of garbage shekel goblin. [04:50:46] That's what you did, you dumb shit. [04:50:48] And I played it. [04:50:49] And let me see what it was so I can remind everybody. [04:50:52] This guy's a fucking liar. [04:50:54] What? [04:50:55] Dark meme magician girl knows everything I taught her. [04:51:00] Okay. [04:51:00] All right. [04:51:01] I'm sure. [04:51:03] Yeah. [04:51:03] All right. [04:51:03] Anyway, yeah, this was this stupid fucking, I played this. [04:51:08] What are you talking about? [04:51:11] I played this, you fucking troll. [04:51:13] All right. [04:51:15] I mean, what are you talking about for heaven's sake, dude? [04:51:19] Jesus Christ. [04:51:22] I mean, look, there's no more with you. [04:51:24] There's none. [04:51:25] I'm looking at it. [04:51:26] There's none. [04:51:26] There's none. [04:51:28] There's absolutely none. [04:51:32] Nope. [04:51:33] No, no. [04:51:33] I'm looking at it. [04:51:34] I'm looking at it right here. [04:51:35] This is what you remember? [04:51:36] The shut the fuck up remix? [04:51:38] Shut the fuck up. [04:51:40] Yeah, that's what you should be doing, Baca, because give me a break, dude. [04:51:43] I don't see anything. [04:51:44] Look, I'll even look in the raw logs. [04:51:47] The raw logs. [04:51:50] Let me see if I can see something here. [04:51:53] Just a second here. [04:51:54] Fucking Baca. [04:51:56] We got to look for Baca over here for heaven's sake. [04:52:00] All right. [04:52:01] Look, I'm not. [04:52:02] Look, I ain't got time for this. [04:52:03] All right, look, I played your shit, dude. [04:52:05] I ain't got time for that. [04:52:07] Ain't nobody got time for that, dude. [04:52:08] Jesus Christ, man. [04:52:11] Sitting over here. [04:52:12] It's 1:30 in the moaning, for Christ's sake, man. [04:52:16] It's 1:30 and the motherfucking moaning over here. [04:52:21] I got to get the shit. [04:52:24] Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs, dude. [04:52:28] All right, let's go ahead and get to him. [04:52:29] Do we have chat room shout-outs, by the way, engineer? [04:52:35] All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some motherfucking shout-outs. [04:52:40] Right now! [04:52:44] All right, throw GX in the chat if you want a damn shout-out. [04:52:49] We've got Immortal Paul Knott Walking, UFC fan 27, Anime Dude 64, St. Louis Blues Defeat Liberal Boston Bruins. [04:53:00] That's a good one. [04:53:02] Get Spermy the Cat's fucking ass out of it. [04:53:05] Get that asshole out of here. [04:53:07] We've got Anarcho-Canadian, Mr. Person, Stone Mang Sam, Andrew S. Danger Dan, Olive Yaksloff, Duffman. [04:53:18] Fuck you, Duffman. [04:53:19] Get Duffman's ass out of here. [04:53:21] Me and a piece of crap. [04:53:23] We got Incel King. [04:53:25] We've got Jay Venom. [04:53:27] We got Geralt, rookie. [04:53:30] We've got rookie. [04:53:30] The rookie, I should say. [04:53:32] You people are putting CX. [04:53:34] What's up, the Whore Master? [04:53:35] Oh, yes, I am the whore master. [04:53:39] That's what I am. [04:53:40] I am the whore master. [04:53:42] All right, let's see what else we have here. [04:53:44] We've got, hey, Levon Media. [04:53:47] I don't like your fucking remarks at the beginning of the broadcast criticizing, like, oh, well, that title isn't very creative. [04:53:58] Who the fuck are you? [04:53:59] All right, sit there and shut up. [04:54:02] Fucking LeVon. [04:54:03] I see you, you little fucking piece of garbage. [04:54:05] Fucking, don't sit there and be like, oh, you know, I like you, Ghost. [04:54:10] And then behind my back, you're like, you know, he's an unoriginal piece of garbage. [04:54:15] Anyway, we got CSX Railfan 2. [04:54:19] We got Templeton being grinded in his butt cheeks on Grinder. [04:54:23] Real funny. [04:54:24] Black Forest, Banny Gers. [04:54:27] We got Riley Welch the Swagger. [04:54:30] Jeeper, Hippo Pooterfish, Anthony J, Sean Rushford, Whole Horse. [04:54:39] Yeah, real funny Puka, dude, you jerk. [04:54:42] ICUP, Ghost is Eustace Bay. [04:54:47] Fuck you, you idiot. [04:54:49] Recycle Bin117, Robert Richendoller, Broski1223, A Friendly Medic, Blake, Orange Game Cinema, Bond Dayton, LeBone, Bob Tom, Jim Jensen, Blazing. [04:55:09] Who else we got? [04:55:10] Yeah, Little Swizzy Records. [04:55:12] Real funny. [04:55:13] Hamster Ridge, you're on thin ice, you piece of shit. [04:55:16] Baird Grimm, Ultimate Max Spider, Okatour, Tim McCrab, Dorito Burrito. [04:55:24] What's up, dude? [04:55:25] 93 Can's Abuser, Meme Magician. [04:55:30] VC.1445. [04:55:33] Unbanned Weena. [04:55:35] No, you know what? [04:55:37] Get him out of it. [04:55:38] Get VCC out of it. [04:55:39] Get him out of here. [04:55:41] Get him out of here for Christ's sake. [04:55:44] We got Ex-Ghostion. [04:55:46] Hey, dude, I'm sorry about the radio graffiti on the last broadcast, dude. [04:55:50] I was genuinely trying to say, you know, wait a minute, you're saying DX. [04:55:54] You know what? [04:55:54] Fuck him. [04:55:55] Get him out of here. [04:55:57] Get him out. [04:55:58] Get this fucking guy out of here. [04:56:01] Jesus Christ. [04:56:02] Who else do we have? [04:56:04] We've got Alts, the awesome SpongeAl. [04:56:09] We've got Chris Johnson, Keem Scarce, Kabim Naragamov, Stevie Stinkverse, Switch the Channel, Father Time88, Relaxed Brain, Sophie Pena. [04:56:24] We've got Wade Mann, Dark Meme Magician Girl, Fern Rear. [04:56:30] I think that's how you pronounce your name. [04:56:32] Narwal, Mojo, Pickleman. [04:56:35] We got Spec, Human Leonard. [04:56:37] I thought we got Human Lockwood out of here. [04:56:42] Oh, hey, Rosie O'Kelly is live. [04:56:45] Hold on. [04:56:45] Rosie O'Kelly is live. [04:56:48] All right, let's go see it. [04:56:49] All right, Rosie O'Kelly is live. [04:56:51] Let's go see. [04:56:53] No, you know what? [04:56:54] I'm not doing that, dude. [04:56:56] You're going to harass your channel. [04:56:58] We're not doing that. [04:56:59] No. [04:57:00] No, we're not doing that. [04:57:01] Anyway, Black Worm, Edgy Bra. [04:57:03] What's up, Edgy Bra? [04:57:05] How you doing, dude? [04:57:06] Cut Myself Laughing, Giggler. [04:57:09] Hey, it's my gay black, Twitch duva, dude, Archive Channel, Super Sewer Jr., Prince, Aaron Tolman, Charles Sheed, Melanin Farmer, Richard Fitzwell, Floyd 79. [04:57:26] Hey, it's 7.30 in the morning in the UK. [04:57:29] You know, Ghost, it's 7.30 in the morning out here in the UK. [04:57:34] I am Floyd 79. [04:57:36] I think I deserve a little bit more recognition. [04:57:39] All right. [04:57:40] Well, you got it. [04:57:40] All right. [04:57:41] Cog Dat, unlucky shooter. [04:57:45] King Fatah. [04:57:47] Hey, what's up, Dark Blade 257, dude? [04:57:49] What's up? [04:57:50] There's that Monkey De La Rocha, that piece of trash. [04:57:54] Immortal. [04:57:55] I already said Immortal for Christ. [04:57:56] Drill Master, Ryan Jackson, Jihadi Capitalist. [04:58:00] Real funny. [04:58:02] The American Dream, SSP. [04:58:05] Well, we got WTXN Games Forum 40. [04:58:10] We got somebody by the name of A, Aesthetic, Danger Day. [04:58:14] I think we ever said danger. [04:58:15] Bonzie Buddy. [04:58:17] Solar Shield. [04:58:18] I think we said most of these. [04:58:19] There's Baca again for Christ. [04:58:22] Wait a minute. [04:58:22] Baca, you're going to say gay. [04:58:23] Get Baca's ass out of here. [04:58:26] Jesus Christ. [04:58:27] Who else do we have? [04:58:28] We got Banny Gers, Geralt, Johnny Conquest, Austrian Painter. [04:58:36] Austrian Painter. [04:58:37] That's original. [04:58:39] That's about, I think we got everybody here. [04:58:41] I think we said Devil Duck Raptor, Resistance Fighter 14, a.k.a. Mason, Marks Jester, Quetzalcoatl, Anthony J, Ultimate... [04:58:53] I think we said all these. [04:58:55] I think we said there's Blake, Rare Bastard, Comb. [04:59:00] I think we said all these, dude. [04:59:02] I think we're going. [04:59:03] Hookeraku, excuse me, Haraku Takahashi, LeBon. [04:59:09] I think we already said LeBon. [04:59:10] All right, there's the Jackler. [04:59:12] You know, we got Sneakiest Chameleon, Ghost, Ghostler Busters. === Done With Chat Room Shouts (02:26) === [04:59:20] Yeah, real funny. [04:59:22] This stupid black guy kick him out. [04:59:25] Hey, that's a fuck. [04:59:26] Somebody made me say that name, dude. [04:59:28] Somebody just made me say that. [04:59:30] It's a fucking, get, get this stupid black guy, kick him out. [04:59:34] Get him out of here. [04:59:35] Get him the fuck out of here for Christ's sake. [04:59:40] Who the fuck? [04:59:41] What an asshole, dude. [04:59:42] What an asshole. [04:59:45] I think we've done it all. [04:59:46] I think everybody's already done. [04:59:47] I think we've said everybody. [04:59:49] You're spermy the rabbit. [04:59:52] I think we've done everything already. [04:59:54] I'm not even joking. [04:59:55] It's the pet Mexican. [04:59:57] What's going on to the pet Mexican, dude? [04:59:58] How you been, man? [05:00:01] I think we're done, man. [05:00:04] I think we're done for Christ's sake. [05:00:06] I think we are now done with chat room shout outs. [05:00:11] All right, cheers to everybody out there. [05:00:13] A Felix Mateev. [05:00:15] I don't think cold rooms, dude. [05:00:16] What's up? [05:00:17] What's up, the cold rooms? [05:00:18] Odd Eyes Magician. [05:00:19] I don't think I said. [05:00:21] Simulator Player 23, I don't think I said. [05:00:24] Christ K Ghosts Chatroom, regardless of censorship, will never be as good as Tiny Chat during the original run. [05:00:33] What? [05:00:35] Tiny chat? [05:00:37] Are you talking about like a troll? [05:00:39] There was a couple of tiny chats back. [05:00:41] Anyway, let's not go there. [05:00:43] All right. [05:00:43] That's that was just. [05:00:45] You see what I'm saying? [05:00:46] That proves that I was relayed even back in the day. [05:00:50] You see that? [05:00:51] I was relayed into tiny chats. [05:00:54] I've always been relayed. [05:00:55] Wait a minute. [05:00:56] Hold on, hey, Microsoft, dude, why are you, I got a fucking update. [05:01:00] I'm in the middle of a fucking stream. [05:01:05] We've got an update for you. [05:01:06] This is a service and updates are normal part of. [05:01:10] Are you fucking? [05:01:11] Are you fucking kidding me? [05:01:14] I'm getting a fucking update. [05:01:18] Another time. [05:01:19] Can I? [05:01:20] Look, it doesn't even give me the fucking option. [05:01:22] It just says click another time. [05:01:24] When the fuck is another time going to happen? [05:01:27] Dude, why? [05:01:28] Oh, Jesus Christ. [05:01:31] Why? [05:01:32] This doesn't even make fucking sense, dude. [05:01:34] Are you fucking kidding me? [05:01:35] I'm in mid-fucking stream and they're fucking updating. [05:01:41] Oh my God. === Microsoft Update In The Middle (15:10) === [05:01:46] And what? [05:01:47] Is this shit going to keep popping up for Christ's sake? [05:01:49] I mean, Jesus Christ. [05:01:52] Oh, my God. [05:01:54] Give me my drink. [05:01:59] Oh, fucking hell. [05:02:03] I mean, gee. [05:02:05] I'm in mid-fucking stream. [05:02:08] What? [05:02:08] I'm just saying maybe Weena wasn't talking trash about thinking he was banned from dono's. [05:02:14] 11:27 p.m. [05:02:15] My time, $5 dono not under my name, didn't play but was charged for it. [05:02:21] No weird formatting. [05:02:23] Not my fault. [05:02:24] Your Obama stream elements fucked up. [05:02:26] Hashtag free WNO. [05:02:30] Hold on. [05:02:30] What are you talking about? [05:02:32] Tonight's update will patch out the Shekel Goblinry. [05:02:38] Fuck Bill Gates, man. [05:02:39] Fuck you. [05:02:41] Fucking Bill Gates over here. [05:02:43] Look at this asshole. [05:02:46] I think that it, you know, you guys are just, you know, you got short attention spans. [05:02:52] All right, so it is what it is. [05:02:54] All right. [05:02:55] Bill Gates, real funny, you idiot. [05:02:59] Tonight's update will patch out the Shekel Goblin Lerry. [05:03:02] What the fuck are you doing, Bill Gates, huh? [05:03:04] The fuck do you think you've done for Christ's sake? [05:03:07] I mean, you know, you see, since you trolls bring this up, I'm going to talk about it. [05:03:12] Bill Gates, you know how he became rich? [05:03:16] He became rich off of selling something he didn't fucking own. [05:03:21] Now, how did he do that? [05:03:22] He did that by miraculously getting a meeting with the upper echelon of IBM. [05:03:31] Okay? [05:03:32] And when he had this meeting, he sold IBM on this idea that he had created this new operating system that could be shipped out and licensed to their IBM hardware, and that'll make it more user-friendly, and it was etc. [05:03:48] And the IBM guys were like, well, let's do it. [05:03:52] We want like a fucking, I don't know, whatever it was, 100,000 computer rollout and all this other shit, right? [05:04:01] So what happened was because they had this commitment with IBM, Bill Gates sent the now deceased Paul Allen, rest in peace, Paul Allen, because he was the brains behind everything. [05:04:16] Paul Allen went to Florida in which, because these guys were computer dworks, they kept up with all the computer shows, computer magazines, and they knew a guy in Florida that was creating his own operating system. [05:04:32] So Paul Allen went to this guy in Florida, bought the operating system for $250,000. [05:04:40] The idiot didn't, the guy who created the operating system, seriously, didn't even know what the fuck was going on. [05:04:46] Are you kidding me? [05:04:47] You want it? [05:04:48] And $250,000. [05:04:49] Paul Allen bought it, and that became DOS operating system. [05:04:56] And the rest is history, dude. [05:04:58] I mean, you know, that's what made Bill Gates. [05:05:02] He sold something he didn't even own. [05:05:05] He sold something he didn't even own. [05:05:07] Now, what's the unwritten history there? [05:05:11] His mother, Bill Gates, his mother, just happened to have been a part of the board of IBM. [05:05:20] So that's the part of history that they're not going to tell you in the movies and this and that. [05:05:25] You know what I'm saying? [05:05:26] His mother just happened to be on the board of IBM. [05:05:31] So you ask yourself, how did Bill Gates get that meeting with IBM? [05:05:37] So it is what it is. [05:05:38] I'm just telling you the truth. [05:05:39] Bill Gates is a fucking piece of shit fraud, in my opinion. [05:05:44] He deserves, you're talking about a guy who just ganked a massive amount of money from all kinds of people. [05:05:50] You're talking about a, quote, shekel goblin. [05:05:53] Bill Gates is somebody that you need to look towards, in my personal opinion, because he got it from other people's shit. [05:06:00] Bottom line. [05:06:01] All right. [05:06:02] Anyway, let me go ahead and take this chug of this beer and let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti. [05:06:07] Hold on, hold on. [05:06:08] I need a couple more hits from the ball or nothing. [05:06:11] Now you, you see, now you got me thinking about bongs and shit. [05:06:15] All right, now we're, let me go ahead and do this. [05:06:21] I mean, Bill Gates is not a smart dude, you know? [05:06:25] He's just an unscrupulous fucking bastard. [05:06:28] You know that, I mean, just, you know, people are like, whoa, I call that capitalism. [05:06:32] You know that he stole the idea of a graphic user interface operating system. [05:06:39] You know, the whole Windows 95. [05:06:43] Windows 95 allowed folks with, you know, different, you know, computing systems and different hardware to be able to run a very user-friendly, even at the time, user-friendly graphic user interface. [05:06:59] He stole that graphic user interface idea from Apple. [05:07:04] And how did he do it? [05:07:05] Because he did business with Apple. [05:07:07] He licensed Microsoft Word and these other softwares that Microsoft developed to Apple. [05:07:14] And believe it or not, excuse me, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were, he was actually very close. [05:07:23] They were very close. [05:07:25] I mean, Steve Jobs, being emotionally vulnerable, if you read about Steve Jobs' life, you'll understand what I'm talking about. [05:07:32] Gates was able to influence Jobs to allow him to see something that he purchased from Xerox because who actually developed the whole mouse, how we use a mouse and point-click and all this graphic user interface stuff that we did was actually Xerox, the copy fucking people. [05:07:54] And because Xerox was just selling these copy machines in the 70s and the 80s, and they were making fucking tons of money, they threw money at research and development. [05:08:07] And in that research and development is when some of these people that they paid created this whole concept that we now know as PC computing. [05:08:16] Okay. [05:08:17] So what, believe it or not, what Xerox did was invited, invited Steve Jobs to take a look at this new development. [05:08:26] Steve Jobs convinced Xerox that it was a bunch of bullshit, but that he would take it off their hands for a certain amount of money. [05:08:35] Fucking Steve Jobs takes the graphic user interface research and development, takes it into his own, and that's when you develop the computer Lisa and the Macintosh. [05:08:46] And Bill Gates stole that graphic user interface from Jobs. [05:08:52] And the difference between Jobs and Gates was that Steve Jobs was trying to create, which is still Apple's MO, create computing systems that were exclusively created by Apple, integrated with operating systems and software that were exclusively distributed by Apple. [05:09:10] They wanted to control the whole computer. [05:09:12] Meanwhile, Bill Gates just cared about the software components. [05:09:17] And really, that's where the money was. [05:09:20] So you could literally use Windows 95 because that's what made him an ultra billionaire, Windows 95. [05:09:28] I mean, everybody and their brother, there was fucking people waiting on like computer dworks waiting. [05:09:32] It was fucking like a big video game, for Christ's sake. [05:09:37] Windows 95 made Bill Gates the big fucking billionaire, for Christ's sake. [05:09:43] And you could use Windows 95 on most hardware because that's when the computing hardware developers started manufacturing their hardware based upon these software developments. [05:09:59] So anyway, just trying to let y'all know, dude, you know, I mean, this is how life works. [05:10:06] Bill Gates took his opportunity, even though he was a dumb rich kid. [05:10:10] He took his opportunity and ran with it. [05:10:12] I'm just saying. [05:10:14] Steve Jobs, he was adopted. [05:10:16] He didn't even have his fucking parents, dude. [05:10:19] He was adopted. [05:10:20] And look at what he did. [05:10:21] So that's why I'm trying to tell you, sons of bitches. [05:10:23] And by the way, I need more beer. [05:10:27] All right. [05:10:28] But that's why I'm trying to tell you, idiots, that you can do this shit. [05:10:31] It's up to you to go out and make the fucking shit happen. [05:10:35] All right, but there ain't too many of you out there that are making anything happen, for Christ's sake. [05:10:41] You want to take a look at innovations today in America? [05:10:45] Take a look at Shark Tank, dude. [05:10:48] Take a look at fucking Shark Tank. [05:10:51] I mean, I loved Shark Tank in the first like few seasons. [05:10:54] I thought it was a very good way of understanding companies and company acquisitions and equity in companies and all this other shit. [05:11:02] But man, have you seen, I mean, the latest one that made me want to puke was the Tata towel. [05:11:11] Yeah, that's America Innovation for you. [05:11:13] Tata towel, where a woman can throw a towel over her neck and they have these like at the end of the towel, boob cups, so that the fucking towel can hold the boob in place and it's just it's, it's a fucking, it's a ta ta tow. [05:11:29] That's innovation in America today, dude. [05:11:32] That's fucking innovation in America. [05:11:34] All right uh, anonymous says both. [05:11:39] Uh, you know, Mac and Gui were stolen from. [05:11:41] Let hold on, wait a minute. [05:11:43] What are you talking about, dude? [05:11:45] What are you talking about? [05:11:46] Let us toll, VAR didn't distribute the first Lenux kernel until, like I think it was 1994. [05:11:53] You idiot, I was involved in all well anyway, are you talking about a Unix Based operating system that attempted to utilize graphic user interface? [05:12:05] I mean dude, i'm telling you, the first graphic user interface was distributed by Apple. [05:12:11] All right, I mean, you know, if you were a Unix Based operating system, you are pure fucking code. [05:12:18] I mean, that's what made you know Unix and then later Linux operating systems and anybody who understood them, fucking elites. [05:12:26] I mean, if you understood fucking, you know Unix command line. [05:12:29] Are you fucking joking? [05:12:30] You're fucking, you're elite, dude. [05:12:33] I mean, you are fucking elite. [05:12:35] You could create your own fucking uh, software drive or hardware drivers. [05:12:39] If you're that fucking elite, i'm not joking. [05:12:43] I mean you can fucking literally, like you know, be on a Unix Based operating system and if you wanted to integrate some fucking hardware, you can. [05:12:50] You can create asshole, all right. [05:12:56] He didn't distribute the first fucking Linux kernel until 93. [05:13:01] You fucking idiot, let us Tolbar. [05:13:04] Of course he was fucking. [05:13:05] You're. [05:13:07] You fucking stupid. [05:13:09] Fucking skitties make me sick. [05:13:11] You know that, fucking idiots, you don't even know the true fucking history to all this shit, stupid moron. [05:13:22] Anyway, doesn't really matter anyway, all right, doesn't really matter anyway because uh, most people are converting to uh, you know, some kind of uh, very easy graphic user interface. [05:13:36] Everybody's going to the cloud. [05:13:38] You know, the it guys are fucking not even needed at some point. [05:13:43] I mean, you just need somebody that understands a cloud at this point. [05:13:48] And, by the way, it guys, I mean what a what a joke, that fucking. [05:13:52] You know that was what a joke, what a joke position. [05:13:55] You know what a fucking joke position. [05:13:58] Now, because back in the day when you were quote it, which you know like, they used to call them server, server administrators or uh uh, server masters or web masters. [05:14:12] You know like, because they, they were in charge of this, you know, network and whichever they resided over, it was a big deal. [05:14:19] Now it's a. [05:14:19] It's a fucking joke dude, it's a fucking. [05:14:22] The whole goddamn computer infrastructure is a joke. [05:14:27] All right anyway, just saying yeah, I did, I did program my own operating system, but it was, you know it was. [05:14:36] It was bad it was, you know. [05:14:38] You know it was used for like hacks or purposes. [05:14:41] It's called Penix. [05:14:43] You know Penix 2.0. [05:14:46] So um yeah, so I, i've been involved in this for a while. [05:14:51] Just want to let everybody know, everybody remember Penix 2.0. [05:14:55] So it was elite dude, you know i'm not joking, it was you know shit my, you know my, you know. [05:15:02] Anyway, I don't, I don't want to brag about this stuff. [05:15:04] All right, Tell me one thing about the C programming language. [05:15:16] C blows C out of the water. [05:15:20] And to be honest with you, I think there's other program languages that are blowing C out of the fucking. [05:15:26] If you want my opinion, I mean, why learn all this fucking bullshit when people don't even understand the basics of object-oriented technology? [05:15:36] I mean, people are programming based upon how can I put it? [05:15:43] When programmers were taught, programmers would be taught to understand how to program based on the object-oriented world. [05:15:53] You know? [05:15:54] And most people now that are programming, they're programming in like a two-dimensional situation. [05:16:01] They're thinking of an app. [05:16:03] They're thinking about somebody that can read something on their phone. [05:16:06] They're thinking about, you know, that kind of bullshit. [05:16:08] So I'm just, I'm just saying. [05:16:11] I'm just saying. [05:16:12] All right. [05:16:14] Hey, why? [05:16:14] Wait, wait, hold on. [05:16:15] I'm Buzzwordler. [05:16:17] What are you talking about, man? [05:16:18] I'm fucking, I'm elite, dude. [05:16:20] You should, you fucking. [05:16:21] I'm just saying, man. [05:16:26] I'm not joking, man. [05:16:29] People need to, you know, look back in internet history, baby. [05:16:33] I'm not joking. [05:16:33] You can go look back in internet history, man. [05:16:39] All right. [05:16:41] Oh, I'm a poser, dude. [05:16:43] I'm a poser. [05:16:44] I'm a poser. [05:16:47] All right. [05:16:48] Anyway. [05:16:51] Fucking these fucking motherfuckers with the goddamn bikes. === Buzzwordler Is A Poser (05:24) === [05:16:57] These fuckers with the goddamn bikes. [05:17:01] Penix 2.0 is not Unix. [05:17:06] It was built on... [05:17:07] What? [05:17:08] What the fuck? [05:17:09] What? [05:17:10] Your Peanuts OS was built on top of a Damian or some shit. [05:17:15] Just another Ubutu clone. [05:17:20] All right, man. [05:17:21] It's all good. [05:17:22] It's all right. [05:17:23] All right. [05:17:24] So it's okay. [05:17:25] Okay. [05:17:26] We use our own commands in Peenix. [05:17:28] All right. [05:17:30] All right. [05:17:31] It's written in like Pascal. [05:17:33] And, you know, it's old school stuff. [05:17:36] It's being, you know, we get down to the binary and all that. [05:17:41] Anyway, let's go ahead and get to fucking Radio Graffiti already. [05:17:45] I guess. [05:17:45] I don't know. [05:17:46] It's already 5.60. [05:17:47] I hear these bikers, dude. [05:17:49] I'm not joking around. [05:17:50] I'm really upset. [05:17:52] I really am not. [05:17:53] I'm not joking around. [05:17:55] All right. [05:17:57] I'm not even joking around for Christ's sake. [05:17:59] All right. [05:18:02] Anyway, let's go ahead. [05:18:05] Do we have any fucking radio graffiti callers anyway? [05:18:08] Let me ask the engineer if we even have any. [05:18:10] I don't even think we have any. [05:18:11] Do we have any radio graffiti callers, engineer? [05:18:19] Well, we got a couple, okay? [05:18:21] So I guess let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast. [05:18:26] And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti right now. [05:18:32] All right. [05:18:33] Radio graffiti is that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle. [05:18:40] All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052. [05:18:48] And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key. [05:18:57] And once you do that, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti. [05:19:03] And once I call on your area code or once I call on your screen name, because some people are calling up in screen names, believe it or not, you can go ahead and have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind. [05:19:19] That's why we call this Radio Graffiti. [05:19:23] Does everybody understand what we're going at? [05:19:25] All right, good. [05:19:26] All right, without any further ado, all right, everybody, hey, listen, listen. [05:19:30] Shut the fuck up in the chat room. [05:19:32] I'm telling you, you people in the chat room are pieces of garbage. [05:19:37] And if you don't stop talking, I won't do this shit. [05:19:41] How do you like that? [05:19:42] Huh? [05:19:43] If you fucking people won't fucking stop talking garbage to me, I fucking deserve more respect. [05:19:51] I deserve more respect. [05:19:56] All right. [05:19:57] You fucking empty. [05:19:58] See, you see this? [05:19:58] Oh, you're garbage. [05:19:59] So look at this. [05:20:00] Yeah, that's great. [05:20:02] That's great. [05:20:03] Look at these. [05:20:03] Look at this. [05:20:04] These are such grateful people, right, folks? [05:20:07] Look at it. [05:20:08] Such grateful people. [05:20:09] You fucking pieces of shit. [05:20:11] All right, let's get the fucking radio graffiti so I can finally get out of here. [05:20:16] All right, so I got finally get the fuck out. [05:20:19] For Christ's sake, who do we have here? [05:20:22] We got. [05:20:25] Well, hold on, hold on. [05:20:26] What? [05:20:27] Just got home hanging with my down bitch before college starts. [05:20:31] Smoked a cigar to kick back. [05:20:33] Love the show. [05:20:34] Keep up the good work. [05:20:36] Been listening since 2011. [05:20:38] 2011, dude. [05:20:39] Hey, cheers, dude. [05:20:40] I appreciate it. [05:20:41] Thank you very much. [05:20:43] You see, I needed that, dude. [05:20:44] Who was that? [05:20:45] Who is that? [05:20:47] ND NDA21. [05:20:49] Thank you very much, dude. [05:20:50] I'm not even joking. [05:20:51] I needed that shit. [05:20:52] Oh, shit. [05:20:53] Wrong one. [05:20:54] Here it is. [05:20:55] I needed that shit, dude. [05:20:57] I needed that fucking shit. [05:20:59] And by the way, it says on the top, you know, heads up, we've got copyrighted audio and shit. [05:21:05] So yeah, it is what it is. [05:21:07] Anyway, thank you very much. [05:21:09] I appreciate it, dude. [05:21:11] It's really nice. [05:21:15] I needed that shit. [05:21:16] I was having a very, very fucked up night. [05:21:20] Oh, that shit. [05:21:22] Anyway, let's go ahead. [05:21:23] What else do we have? [05:21:24] We got. [05:21:25] How about area code 909, Radio Graffiti? [05:21:30] Hello, Mr. No Legs. [05:21:32] How are you doing this fine evening? [05:21:36] All right. [05:21:36] Jesus Christ. [05:21:37] You see that? [05:21:39] You see this, dude? [05:21:40] You see? [05:21:45] It's my life. [05:21:48] Don't you forget. [05:21:51] Caught in the cry. [05:21:53] Let's play that. [05:21:54] I'm sorry. [05:21:54] Let's play that. [05:21:55] Because, you know, you people make me sick. [05:21:58] You know, you people, you know, I got to find fucking fun in this goddamn fucking show somehow. [05:22:07] All right. [05:22:07] Let's hear here. [05:22:08] Where is it? [05:22:09] Where are we? [05:22:11] Where are we? [05:22:14] Jesus Christ. [05:22:16] I can't find it. [05:22:17] I was going to. [05:22:18] I was going to do that. [05:22:19] Anyway, that's enough. === Brain Wash Of High Schoolers (04:43) === [05:22:21] All right. [05:22:22] Where are we? [05:22:24] How about how about 916 radio graffiti? [05:22:31] Hey, ghost, bro. [05:22:34] Hey, what up, Brooke? [05:22:35] How you doing? [05:22:35] You all right? [05:22:38] Good. [05:22:39] I need to talk that loud right now. [05:22:44] All right. [05:22:45] I'm not that loud. [05:22:46] I'm not that loud right now, though. [05:22:49] You're on the loud? [05:22:50] You mean you're like, you're a little high? [05:22:54] Yeah. [05:22:56] So how you doing? [05:22:57] You doing okay? [05:22:58] You sound a little, you do sound a little out there. [05:23:00] Are you okay? [05:23:02] I'm doing good. [05:23:04] But it this reminds me of the time. [05:23:09] Ghost, you're gonna love me. [05:23:10] You're gonna love this. [05:23:15] It reminds me of the time that back in 2011. [05:23:24] I asked this guy to piss on my face. [05:23:36] What? [05:23:37] He did it. [05:23:38] He did it. [05:23:43] He pissed on my face, ghost. [05:23:47] Why? [05:23:48] Why? [05:23:49] Why would you want that? [05:23:50] Why would he do that? [05:23:58] Oh, my God. [05:24:00] Are you sure? [05:24:01] Are you sure you were smoking marijuana? [05:24:03] Are you sure you're smoking loud or are you smoking something else? [05:24:08] No, ghost, this is that good shit. [05:24:11] I read shit. [05:24:15] All right, man. [05:24:16] Well, I'm glad that you endowed us with your water showers past. [05:24:22] You know, I have a question. [05:24:23] I have a question for engineer. [05:24:26] All right. [05:24:27] I want to know, engineer, I want to know if you like my vaginal juices. [05:24:37] What did you say? [05:24:39] I don't think we heard you. [05:24:40] I said, I said. [05:24:44] I said, what if you like my vaginal juices? [05:24:52] Vaginal. [05:24:53] Vaginal? [05:24:55] Vaginal. [05:24:56] Vaginal juice. [05:24:59] You have vaginal juices? [05:25:02] My god, you're a ghost. [05:25:06] Ghost. [05:25:07] I mean, no, no offense. [05:25:09] Aren't you like trans, right? [05:25:12] You're trans. [05:25:14] Yeah. [05:25:15] It doesn't matter. [05:25:16] No, I understand that, but vaginal juices, like, what, what, what does that entail exactly? [05:25:28] It entails. [05:25:32] Oh, my God. [05:25:42] Damn, I need some peanut M&M's, girl. [05:25:46] Peanut M ⁇ Ms? [05:25:51] All right. [05:25:52] You know what, Brooke? [05:25:53] I don't think you're in any condition to be on here. [05:25:57] I mean, good God. [05:25:59] I really hope Brooke's okay. [05:26:02] She started talking about vaginal juices. [05:26:05] I mean, you know, we all know that she, you know, is trans and, you know, vaginal juices. [05:26:14] I was a little, you know, taken back by that phrase, considering. [05:26:19] But look, I'll give Brooke the benefit of the doubt. [05:26:22] She's probably a little inebriated on probably some, you know, a little bit more than tetrahydrocadnebinol. [05:26:29] So we shall see what's up, dude. [05:26:32] Well, you know, we're not going to cowd out Brooke. [05:26:36] You know, she's just probably a little sauced, you know, acting a little wacky, you know? [05:26:42] Who else we got? [05:26:43] How about 512 radio graffiti? [05:26:46] Hey, ghost, I actually want to talk about a topic relating to the brain wash of high schoolers from the limbles. [05:26:53] All right. [05:26:53] I'm a guy who was talking about not, you know, doing well in school. [05:26:58] Anyway, I saw a guy who dressed up as a girl with a beard, man. [05:27:03] Like, he had a full-on beard. === 512 Radio Graffiti Caller (05:10) === [05:27:05] It was disgusting. [05:27:07] In our book, he was the first guy to be on the first page. [05:27:10] And not only that, they got rid of a senior year quotes. [05:27:14] I personally was looking forward to it, but they got rid of it because, you know, the soy boys and the feminists are just like, you know, patrolling that shit. [05:27:22] Stuffing. [05:27:23] Our principles like a soy boy. [05:27:26] He's like a bald head soy boy. [05:27:28] He's just like so, dude. [05:27:31] So you buy the equality. [05:27:34] So, um. [05:27:35] All right. [05:27:36] All right. [05:27:36] We get it. [05:27:37] All right. [05:27:38] We get it, dude. [05:27:38] All right. [05:27:39] Jesus Christ. [05:27:40] You're ear raping everybody. [05:27:42] All right. [05:27:43] You're freaking ear raping everybody. [05:27:45] And, you know, people don't want to be ear raped right now. [05:27:49] How about 863 radio graffiti? [05:27:54] We got Waltman 13 Radio Graffiti. [05:27:57] I'm going to take the break. [05:27:58] I'm going to get my bearings straight. [05:28:00] I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage. [05:28:02] And then I'm going to come back and then we'll see what happens. [05:28:05] All right? [05:28:05] A few moments later. [05:28:09] Meanwhile, what the fuck, you asshole? [05:28:21] Are you? [05:28:22] Are you insinuating that I'm over here like waxing my carrot for Christ's sake? [05:28:27] I mean, do you hear how much I drink, Waltman? [05:28:33] Yeah, it's shut up. [05:28:34] Yeah, yeah, you're fucking shut up, all right? [05:28:38] Good God, you guys make me fucking sick. [05:28:42] Who else do we have here? [05:28:44] We got, I'm not, hold on, let me look for somebody else. [05:28:49] can abuser radio graffiti I mean get Did you see that dirty shit? [05:29:11] This is the goddamn military. [05:29:13] You've got to make shit in me, man. [05:29:18] Guard, get that fucking shit, man. [05:29:25] FUCKING SPLICY FUCKS! [05:29:28] AHHHHH! YOU SPLICY FUCKS! [05:29:36] God damn, you son of a bitch, man. [05:29:42] God damn, you son of a bitch, man. [05:29:45] I just said that shit. [05:29:47] And you people, you see what I'm talking about when you're fucking splicing, man. [05:29:51] You see what I'm talking about, radio graffiti, man? [05:29:55] You fucks, man. [05:29:57] You son of a fucks, man. [05:30:00] Fucking assholes. [05:30:01] I'm telling you, guys, are fucking dickheads, man. [05:30:04] All of you, man. [05:30:06] Fucking all of you, man. [05:30:08] Shut up in the fucking chat room. [05:30:10] That's not fucking funny. [05:30:13] Shut your ass. [05:30:16] For fuck's sake, man. [05:30:17] 860, radio graffiti. [05:30:21] Hello, ghost. [05:30:22] It's me again. [05:30:23] Hey, what's going on, dude? [05:30:25] How you doing, man? [05:30:29] So far. [05:30:30] I feel better. [05:30:31] Okay. [05:30:32] Yeah, hey, dude, I need a friendly person to be around at this point, man. [05:30:36] I really do appreciate you calling up. [05:30:38] I need you at this point. [05:30:40] Do you hear these people? [05:30:42] Do you hear what they're doing? [05:30:43] Yeah, I definitely hear it. [05:30:45] Yeah, I can't believe those guys. [05:30:48] I can't believe they did that to you. [05:30:49] That's a fucking splice. [05:30:52] It's horrible, dude. [05:30:53] You know what I'm saying? [05:30:54] No, I know what you're saying. [05:30:57] It's horrible, man. [05:30:58] It's horrible. [05:30:59] I mean, why? [05:31:00] Why do they do this? [05:31:04] Well, for starters, they think that you are better than them. [05:31:08] You know what I mean? [05:31:11] Well, they think that I'm better than them or something. [05:31:13] Is that why they're doing they think that I'm better than them? [05:31:17] Yeah, that's what my public now beat me up in the game and try to fight them out and all the time. [05:31:28] So they think that they're better. [05:31:30] They think that I think that I'm better than them. [05:31:36] Yeah, something like that. [05:31:37] Oh, man. [05:31:38] I'm not. [05:31:39] I don't think. [05:31:40] Well, wait a minute. [05:31:41] I want to be honest with you. [05:31:41] Maybe I am a little better than them, right? [05:31:45] Yeah. [05:31:46] As long as I'm here. [05:31:47] Yeah, I know. [05:31:48] Yeah, maybe I am a little bit better than them, man. [05:31:51] Maybe I'm a capitalist. [05:31:53] All right. [05:31:54] I'm an independent capitalist and they're just sitting here just, you know, they're making my life out. [05:31:59] Maybe I am a little better than them, right? [05:32:03] That's true. [05:32:06] Yeah, right? [05:32:07] Say, yeah, say, hey, ghost, you are better than them. [05:32:09] Say it. [05:32:10] Say, ghosts, you are better than them. === Private Conversations Interrupted (07:28) === [05:32:15] No, say it, dude. [05:32:17] Say it. [05:32:17] Say, hey, ghost, you are better than them. [05:32:19] You are. [05:32:21] Oh, yeah. [05:32:21] Oh, yeah. [05:32:22] Now I remember. [05:32:23] Ghosts, you are better than them. [05:32:25] Thank you, dude. [05:32:28] Thank you very much. [05:32:29] And I'm glad you agree. [05:32:31] I'm glad you agree, man. [05:32:33] All right, you want to send a shout out to anybody out there? [05:32:37] Just shout out to Michael Blair, Jack Southey, Ghost, you, and also an engineer, big fans. [05:32:43] Cheers, man. [05:32:44] Woo! [05:32:44] All right, man. [05:32:45] Cheers. [05:32:46] Woo! [05:32:47] Hey, did y'all hear that, huh? [05:32:49] Did y'all hear that? [05:32:50] Maybe I am a little bit better. [05:32:51] I don't know. [05:32:52] I mean, did you hear him? [05:32:55] Jesus Christ. [05:32:56] Who else we got here? [05:32:57] We got. [05:33:01] I'm not going to. [05:33:02] I'm not calling on that shit for Christ's sake. [05:33:07] How about Oliver Carswell, Radio Graffiti? [05:33:11] I mean, I'm jaded. [05:33:13] I mean, I'm the crash. [05:33:18] I'm the crash. [05:33:37] Shut up, bitch. [05:33:38] Shut up. [05:33:39] Is this this fucking emo shit? [05:33:41] Is that what y'all are doing here? [05:33:43] Yeah, real funny, you piece of garbage. [05:33:45] All right. [05:33:46] Oh, he's fucking emo. [05:33:47] I'm not fucking emo, dude. [05:33:49] I'm just tired of your fucking troll terrorism, man. [05:33:53] I'm just tired of it. [05:33:54] First, you betray Weena. [05:33:55] Now you take advantage of a Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y spaghetti by making him say nice things to you. [05:34:02] Big cringe. [05:34:03] What are you talking about? [05:34:04] He's a fan. [05:34:06] He's a fan. [05:34:07] What are you talking about, man? [05:34:09] He's a fan. [05:34:10] You piece of shit. [05:34:12] Now, what are y'all insinuating now with that? [05:34:15] What are y'all insinuating now? [05:34:19] Fucking assholes. [05:34:20] 808 radio graffiti. [05:34:26] I mean, I've seen some of you people go on these damn in-real live streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigger. [05:34:36] Nigger. [05:34:36] Nigger. [05:34:38] Get that shit out of here! [05:34:39] I never said that shit, man. [05:34:42] Shut the fuck up, man. [05:34:45] No! [05:34:49] No! [05:34:51] Fucking assholes, you assholes, are splicing my fucking voice! [05:34:55] I'm tired of that shit! [05:34:57] I'm tired of that shit, man. [05:35:03] Fucking tired of that shit. [05:35:07] Fucking splicing my god. [05:35:09] My fucking true fans know that that wasn't fucking real, man. [05:35:13] They know the splicing, man. [05:35:16] They know the fucking splicing that these fucking assholes do. [05:35:21] And shut up in the fucking chat room, man. [05:35:23] I'm not going to take any more fucking callers if you fucking sons of bitches sit here and try to fucking sit here and keep this meme, this fucking troll going on. [05:35:33] It's a splice, damn it. [05:35:36] It's a fucking splice. [05:35:41] Fucking asshole. [05:35:42] Shut up, all of you people in chat. [05:35:44] What? [05:35:45] What? [05:35:46] While you waste your time with this pointless show, ghost, the clock is ticking. [05:35:51] Where will you spend your eternity? [05:35:53] There is absolutely no salvation outside the Catholic Church. [05:35:56] Oh, shut up. [05:35:57] For more visit tradition in action.org. [05:36:00] 15 decades of the rosary. [05:36:02] You fucking pedophile cult. [05:36:05] Is that what you're shut up, alright? [05:36:08] Shut up. [05:36:09] My God doesn't give a shit, alright? [05:36:12] Who else do we have? [05:36:13] TCR number one fan, Radio Graffiti. [05:36:18] Listen to me. [05:36:19] Hey, Faggot, I'm asking you a question. [05:36:22] Do you think it's funny to make fun of freaking child pedophilia? [05:36:31] How do you have that private conversation? [05:36:36] How do you have that private conversation? [05:36:39] That was a private conversation that I was having with some pedophile. [05:36:44] All right? [05:36:45] How dare you? [05:36:47] All right? [05:36:48] Batting for shekels equals. [05:36:50] Shut up, asshole, alright? [05:36:51] Shut up. [05:36:52] Listen, you know what? [05:36:54] You know what? [05:36:55] That's it. [05:36:56] I'm done. [05:36:56] I'm fucking done with this shit. [05:36:58] I'm done with this fucking garbage for Christ's sake, man. [05:37:01] I'm sitting over here, I'm having a fucking, we're trolling these fucking Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles. [05:37:08] We're catching them in the act for Christ's sake. [05:37:11] And here it is. [05:37:12] Here it is for Christ's sake. [05:37:13] You know what? [05:37:14] Fuck you people. [05:37:15] All right. [05:37:15] I'm done with you. [05:37:16] You know what? [05:37:17] You can thank that asshole. [05:37:18] Fuck you. [05:37:20] You know what? [05:37:20] We might even take that radio graffiti after this. [05:37:23] All right. [05:37:24] We might even just take out Radio Graffiti after this. [05:37:27] Because I'm done with this shit. [05:37:29] All right. [05:37:30] And shut up. [05:37:31] You take the fucking graphic off, for Christ's sake, Engineer. [05:37:35] Shut up, you fucking trolls. [05:37:37] You don't win shit. [05:37:38] You don't win a fucking thing for Christ's sake. [05:37:41] All right. [05:37:41] I'm tired of you people. [05:37:43] All right? [05:37:44] Fucking getting into my private conversations for Christ's sake. [05:37:48] You people are fucking trash, man. [05:37:50] I'm tired of it. [05:37:51] And you know what? [05:37:52] I'm done with this radio graffiti. [05:37:54] I might even take it out of the fucking show broadcast, all right? [05:37:58] I might even just take it out. [05:38:00] Shut up, you don't win shit. [05:38:03] You don't win nothing. [05:38:04] You don't win nothing. [05:38:06] I'm fucking done. [05:38:07] You're gonna be lucky if I come back on Friday or Saturday. [05:38:12] You're gonna be lucky if I come back on Friday or Saturday, you pieces of shit. [05:38:17] This is how you treat me! [05:38:19] This is how you goddamn treat me, you fuck! [05:38:25] You fucking fucking fucking fuck you! [05:38:30] Fuck you, you fucking kick! [05:38:34] Shut up! [05:38:35] All you're in the chat room! [05:38:37] Shut the fuck up! [05:38:38] All of you, you don't win shit! [05:38:41] You know what? [05:38:41] Fucking I get fucking tired of you saying that shit! [05:38:44] I'm tired of you saying that shit! [05:38:47] I'm tired! [05:38:48] i'm tired you speak of private conversations but god sees all there is nowhere to hide and there is absolutely no salvation outside the catholic church You will go to Zionist Trump. [05:39:00] Shut up, bad. [05:39:01] Stop blessing our lords. [05:39:03] Fuck up, shut up. [05:39:05] Fuck it. [05:39:06] Oh, what? [05:39:07] What? [05:39:08] What? [05:39:08] We won again? [05:39:09] Nice. [05:39:10] By the way, stop taking advantage of Darkblane. [05:39:13] You say females are the masters of manipulation, but look at you. [05:39:17] You fucking thoughts to shame with them skills. [05:39:20] Fuck you, Dark Me Magician Girl, you fucking manipulative little fucking bitch. [05:39:25] You fucking manipulate bitchbrand whore. [05:39:29] I'm tired of all this shit. [05:39:31] I'm tired of all you crew. [05:39:34] You'll be lucky if I come back on Friday or Saturday. [05:39:39] You'll be lucky! [05:39:43] You'll be lucky!