Me Magician (Ghost) opens Episode 67 ranting about a San Antonio power outage and confronting trolls, specifically user Mannigers, over alleged slurs. He attacks Puerto Ricans, the NBA, and Democrats while defending Trump, before mocking religious figures like Kenneth Copeland and promoting cryptocurrency GX. The host escalates his vitriol against chat users, accusing them of being "troll terrorist fucks," discussing gender roles, and threatening legal action over voice spoofing. Ultimately, exhausted by years of cyberbullying, he declares himself the show's dictator, bans callers, and announces an early sign-off due to the relentless harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
Hey, stop donating for Christ's sake and just start it.
It's the ghost show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call ghost.
This is me, magician.
Bad Case of the Mondays00:14:54
And let me tell you something.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
Look, I just started.
Stop donating for Christ's sake.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays, but of course, this ain't gonna stop you, goddamn trolls.
So I want to let everybody know right now, don't mess with me today.
All right, I'm not in a good goddamn mood.
So spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
You're lucky I'm here.
You're lucky I'm already here.
I really didn't want to do this show having a bad case of the Mondays on episode 67 of the Ghost Show.
And I hope everybody understands.
I am not in the mood to take any of your troll terrorist garbage.
All right?
You're lucky I'm even goddamn here.
You hear me?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, episode 67 of the Ghost Show.
Spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody know that the ghost show is in the house.
Oh, yeah.
GX, baby.
GX in the chat room.
GX in the chat.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take the music out, Engineer.
Thank you very much, everybody, for tuning in with me.
We had a couple of donos to come in here, so let's go ahead and replay those donos.
Oh, yeah, punch go 16 minutes late.
Listen, assholes, I'm not late.
I say that I'm going to be around 8.30-ish.
8.30-ish Central Standard Time.
What's going on, guys?
This is Me Magician.
Here's this asshole.
Yeah, real funny ass crack.
All right, sit there and shut up.
Kalate Pendiho.
Lagosan 67.
Hey, no, don't start talking to me in some immigrant language, all right?
Talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American on episode 67.
The dirty wheelchair show.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Real goddamn funny.
Now, listen, I want to be completely honest with you.
I don't really feel good today.
Uh-uh, here's this idiot.
Sorry, Saxony.
And hey, you stupid Nimrods.
Stop donating.
I'm having a bad case of the Monday.
I'm having a bad case of it.
The Mondays is an understatement.
It happened again.
I soiled my wheelchair.
Shut up with your fucking soiled wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you jerk dick.
Volkswagen.
Sieg Heil.
See, listen, dude.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
I know what you're trying to do there.
Do not call me ghost.
I want to be honest with you, folks.
I really don't want to be on this broadcast right now.
Fuck you.
Whoever the hell donated that, go screw yourself.
All right.
Now, I want to be honest with you, folks.
I have not fully gathered the rejuvenation of my batteries since the blackout that happened last week.
Remember on Thursday, last Thursday, at 5.45 p.m., the lights went out in fucking 200,000 homes in San Antonio, Texas.
Mine happened to be one of them.
And I didn't get the damn freaking electric fucking shit back until 2.30 p.m. the next damn day.
I didn't get any kind of sleep whatsoever.
I did a fucking Friday night ghost show.
I did a Saturday night troll show.
And I'm telling you right now, folks, I'm not feeling myself.
All right.
I'm feeling a little weak.
All right.
I hope I'm not a little too low energy for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not feeling very well.
So you know what?
What I'm going to do?
I don't take any kind of goddamn medications or anything of that nature.
But what I'm going to go ahead and shut up in the chat room.
Don't clock me, asshole, okay?
You're lucky I'm even here.
Okay.
But I'm going to tell you this right now.
I'm going to go ahead and just start drinking right now.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
We're going to start with a shot, dude.
I'm not feeling good at all.
And this is Grandpa's old cough medicine, what I'm about to do here.
So any of you that are going to try to judge me and try to call me some kind of alcoholic or something of that nature, listen, I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
I'm not feeling very good.
I don't have the energy that I used to for Christ's sake.
I need to fill myself up with some piss and fury so that I can continue this damn broadcast.
All right.
And by the way, spread it around the internet to throughout the world.
What is this?
Wow, ghost.
I just got done listening to you.
Oh, here's Asho.
You won't take responsibility for corrupting me.
Then you have the audacity to encourage a man acting.
Oh, fuck you, Asho.
Then you convince a woman to commit suicide on a date like that.
Fuck you.
That's a damn lie.
You're a goddamn lie.
All right.
Pay electric bill.
It wasn't an electric bill, asshole.
It was a 20-minute fucking storm that took out 200,000 homes out of electricity, you fucking dick.
All right, shut up.
Will Wilzul Bazarque HDM weekly?
Bloated crippled handboat.
What the hell kind of language is this?
What the hell kind of language?
Stop talking to me in fucking immigrant languages, all right?
Talk to me in American, damn it.
Talk to me in American.
I'm an American, boy.
You understand that?
You talk to me in America.
To Heil Meme Magician?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The Heil meme magician.
Calm your ass down, boy.
Why don't you simmer your ass down for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Beer mug, beer, mug, beer, mug, beer, mug.
You know what?
I'm taking shots right now.
That's what I'm doing.
All right, I'm taking a double shot right now.
That's what I'm doing.
All right.
Here.
Not even messing around.
I'm not even messing around anymore, man.
I just don't feel like I almost canceled the show today.
But of course, I can.
I took that whole week off when I had bad spaghetti.
And ghost equals Ebola Ayatollah, the tyrant that will infect San Antonio who bans people for fake offenses.
The man who will stop at nothing to exploit his engineer.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I really.
You know what?
I really didn't want to do this broadcast today, folks.
You can tell I'm a little low energy.
You could tell.
All right?
You could tell.
So, anyway, I'm going to take this double shot right here.
I got me a badass double shot glass.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
I am here for those that appreciate the broadcast.
I'm not here for these damn trolls that are a pimple on my ass that won't ever go away.
I'm talking to the people that are down with GX.
I'm talking about the people that are down with the capitalist army.
I'm here for you, baby.
I'm here for you.
Ah, fuck you.
All right.
Shut up.
Whoever the fuck, whoever's donating all this, just shut your goddamn mouth.
I never said any of this crap.
All right.
Oh, God.
Engineer, will you hurry up?
How am I supposed to take a damn shower when I can't even get upstairs because of this broken?
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
How much longer does it take to wire a damn generator?
Do you see what I'm about to make?
I don't want to put up with this shit today, man.
I don't want to have to put up with this shit today, man.
That's why I didn't want to come here to begin with.
Good God.
Anyway, let me go ahead and say cheers once again to everybody's down with GX, everybody who's down with the capitalist army.
Cheers, baby.
Hold on.
King Keno.
Based ghost.
How are you the legend?
Been listening since Tub Tom.
Thank you.
Remember that guy?
Keep it up, and you will always be the best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be.
You're damn right.
Going shot for shot with you, my genuine pal.
Hey, hey, now.
King Kino.
Look at this guy.
I'm telling you, cheers to you too, my man.
And cheers to everybody out there who's going to be giving positivity instead of a bunch of troll terrorism.
Ghostler got angry when I sent him a fragment of the UDHR in Hebrew and demanded that I talk American, even though Israel is our greatest ally.
Ghostler confirmed for having killed six million Jews type in to send ghosts to Nuremberg.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Wheelchair symbol, Shut up.
Shut him up.
For Christ's sake.
Look, everybody knows that Israel is our greatest ally.
And I don't know what the hell this guy's talking about, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let me take my shot here.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
I'm going to drink some of Grandpa's old cough medicine to remedy this little bad case of the Mondays.
Like I said, I have not recovered since Thursday, since the goddamn fucking lights turned off for Christ's sake because we had a pussy-whipped little 20-minute storm, and this shit bag town, San Antonio, can't handle the capacity.
You know, I find it fucking look.
I'm still pissed off about it because I know that there are cities in America that get hit up by hurricanes that have their electricity up faster than this shitbag shithole city that I live in right now, San Antonio, Texas.
And I want to remind everybody, What is this?
Me magician, are you an a-hole for the pesos or do you have to heckle for the shit?
Fuck you.
Listen, shut the fuck up.
I'm not in the mood for this kind of shit.
I want to let everybody know that San Antonio.
Whoa!
Happy Monday, Ghost.
I am enjoying a nice joint of some.
Do see you.
Oh, man.
Look at it.
Look at Dark Down Forward Punch, baby.
Keep up the down forward punch is in the house.
Whoa!
Oh, man.
Monday ghost.
I am enjoying a nice joint of someone.
Man, I have to say cheers to down forward punch, man.
He's in the house.
And he's making it rain on these trolls.
Look at him.
He's making it rain on these goddamn trolls for Christ's sake.
Look at them, boys.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Go ahead and take this double shot of Grandpa's old cough medicine.
Hopefully, it'll make ghosts feel a little better for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
Ah, all right.
All right, cheers to down forward punch.
That shot was for you, baby.
And also for King Kino for being cool, man.
Anyway, now that I've got that double shot in me, hopefully the bad case of the Mondays will shake itself off.
I may have to continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol for that to happen.
I may even have to break out the wacky tobaki, the devil's lettuce, the endo, the chronic, the marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
I may have to break some of that out just so I can just shake off this case of the Mondays.
All right, anyway, folks, let me go over some things here.
First and foremost, what a Saturday Night Troll show that we had this Saturday night.
If you did not listen to the Saturday Night Troll Show, at the very minimum, listen to the last several hours.
It was unbelievable, to say the least.
It was an unbelievable Saturday Night Troll show.
Hey, Ghost, hope your Monday is going great.
Not bad, Distillan.
Things have been going great here since the little one arrived.
Oh, man, Saturday was great.
Not only was that a great show, but my child had their first huff.
Ghost checks all around.
Everyone should try to get out of here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
First huff?
What the fuck are you talking about, Distillan?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, shocked.
All you got to do is do a Google search about the San Antonio power outage and you'll hear about it, you son of a bitch.
It was not until then that power was restored.
Fuck you.
All right.
That's not funny.
Go shoving up your goddamn ghost in the inner side.
Here are the 15 buckers.
Look, I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a second.
Just hold your asses there for a second.
I want to talk about something.
All right.
Inside Ghost's brain.
Oh, great.
I could only imagine what the hell kind of damn YouTube video that was requested.
All right, what is this?
The wacky tazaki.
The marriage Iwana.
What?
The reefer.
The marriage Iwana.
The endo.
The poo wheelchair.
The poo wheelchair.
Fuck you, man.
Hey, ghost.
I would like to make it clear that I do not condone my fellow countrymen going wild and cheering when Durant sustained a leg injury.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I don't watch the NBA anymore, man.
The NBA has gone soft.
It's pathetic.
It's gotten too ghetto.
I don't really like it for Christ's sake.
I don't like being advertised whenever I watch a game for it.
It's like I'm, you know, watching the BET network.
I just, I think it's gone.
Aside from the fact that it's gone a little ghetto-fied, it just sucks now, dude.
It sucks.
There's no talent.
There's no Michael Jordans out there.
There's no, you know, the Bruce Brothers of the Detroit Pistons back in the early 90s.
There's no, there's none of this stuff.
Come on and get back to the show, Ghost.
I don't pay you to stall for money.
Hey, fuck you.
I don't work for you.
Whoever the fuck just did that, fuck you, all right?
Knee gas lamp.
What the fuck does that mean?
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but listen.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
How about them Cardinals?
Are you talking about the baseball team?
Are you talking about the football team?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
All right.
But the bottom line is this, okay, folks.
I don't like the NBA.
It's just garbage now.
All right.
Take a look at some of the old classic videos of some of these old games, you know, with the guy that got the fake AIDS.
What was his name?
Yeah, the guy that came out and said he had the AIDS in like 1991.
It's 2019.
He's still around.
Oh, yeah, Magic Johnson.
He must have put some magic on his AIDS or something because, you know, he's still around.
Although, I wouldn't want to be in the same elevator if the man sneezed.
I'm just saying.
But I was a big fan of the NBA.
I'm talking Magic Johnson, Larry Bird.
I'm talking, you know, Isaiah Thomas, Bill Lam Beer, the Bruise Brothers.
I'm talking, I'm talking fucking Michael Jordan.
You know what makes me sick?
I'm sorry for going off on this, but what makes me sick is you got this dumbass LeBron James who needs like three or four different badass players around him for even for him to even get to a finals.
They compare LeBron James to Michael Jordan.
No comparison.
NFL Chat 2.
NFL Chat 2 is here.
NFL chat.
That's a long time ago, baby.
Nigger.
I don't condone that goddamn racism.
NFL Chat 2.
I was chatting in NFL Chat 2 back in like 05, 06, 07, baby.
NFL Chat 2 Returns00:15:10
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game, and I'm talking about Gas the Monster.
Dude, I never said anything that shut up.
Shut the fuck.
I never said nothing of that nature.
The real ghost.
I'm not a racist asshole.
All right.
I'm not a goddamn.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Talk to me in America.
Whoa, 25 bucks.
Wait, hold on.
C, Z. You actually.
Mannigers.
You actually donated 25 bucks to insult me by putting a bunch of fucking ZZ.
How fucking dare you, Mannigers?
How goddamn dare you, you piece of shit.
How goddamn dare you, Mannigers?
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I thought you were going to be cool, like down forward punch over here, but I know you.
I'm going to remember that name, Mannigers.
I'm going to fucking remember that goddamn name for Christ's sake because you're a piece of trash.
25 bucks to do ZZZZ.
Are you fucking kidding me?
C'C, C, all right.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut the hell up.
Now, here's Marshall Bernsey.
All right.
Hello again, ghost.
You came in just in time.
I could finally watch you while spanking my drumsticks to blondes with big Madison Bumgardner as a bitch.
Madison Bumgardner is a bitch.
I don't watch baseball either.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't watch baseball either.
It's hard to watch these shows.
I can't believe you're making me watch your show during E3.
E3 sucks this year.
Very important gaming news right now.
I could be watching new games getting away from you.
I'm watching you scaling the market.
E3 sucks a cock with it.
All right.
He hates it.
What the fuck does that mean, Mannigers?
What the hell does that mean?
You donated 25 bucks with a ZZZ and then he hates them.
I don't hate nobody.
Burn the coal and pay the toll.
If a woman has ever been with one of those dirty chicken-eating niggers, especially the best.
I don't condone this garbage, man.
No, I don't, I don't, whatever.
T Greggs, I don't condone that.
Manny Gertz making it rain on you, brown nosers.
On you, brown nose.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Just because some people respect this broadcast?
Are you kidding me?
On September 27th, 2003, Jason Huffler Deleon overdosed on inhaling gasoline.
Are you talking about the dude that was able to get him to the hospital, but the damage had been done?
Years of inhalant abuse finally turned into the middle of the middle of the wheelchair-bound hambone he has today.
I don't inhale gasoline, dude.
I mean, that is.
I mean, you got to be pretty dead.
First of all, I don't do inhalants in general, dude.
Anybody who has to do inhalants, you're a fucking poor bastard and you're looking to get high.
All right.
So if you're insinuating that, yeah, I don't know what the hell you're insinuating there, but first of all, leave a guy that you think is me with a bar alone, please.
All right.
He's just trying to run a business, dude.
He still hasn't figured it out by now.
What the fuck are you talking about, Mannigers?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, your little $25 easy Z. What the fuck you talking about, for Christ's sake?
How does it feel to be phenomenal?
Ghost rules for life.
Hey, man, cheers to King Keno, man.
Thank you.
Living large and in charge, chilling like an insane job.
See, look at this.
Thoughts on JNB Scotch?
Look at this.
Charles Barkley says he loves you, ghost.
Oh, look at that right there.
Hey, look at Down Forward Punch, baby.
Ghost 72.
Look at Down Forward Punch, making it rain on you, hoes, once again.
And you're goddamn right.
Ghost 72, troll zero, baby.
You understand that?
You don't beat me.
You trolls don't beat me.
I'm here.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays, but I'm still here.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing for Christ's sake, man.
Cheers to Down Forward Punch.
Cheers to King Keno.
And whoever the hell Manny Gers is, go shove it up, you goddamn hater eight ass.
You're a goddamn hater, and that's all you are.
That's all you ever do.
What is this?
Speaking of E3, the Microsoft conference was nothing but anime games.
How about that?
That's how much faith they have in their Western.
Hey, welcome to the new America.
All right, Claus Martini.
Hey, Ghost, did you check out Cyberpunk 2077 Keanu Reeves as officially in the game?
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it, but thank you.
Cyberpunk.
Mannigers!
He still hasn't gotten the hint.
Mannigers for another 25?
Are you joking?
And what the fuck are you talking about?
He still hasn't got the hint.
What are you talking about?
I remember when you used to actually be a conservative intellectual.
Yeah, I remember that.
Then you drank the Trump Tard Kool-Aid.
The Trump Tard Kool-Aid.
As a Vietnam vet, you saw a lot of people who were in the middle of the human like Trump.
How dare you Michael Hunter American cunt?
How dare you?
This president, Donald Trump, is the most Americana president that we have had since George Washington, since the forefathers.
All right.
Everyone that we have sent to Washington, D.C. has sold us out except this president right here.
Ha ha ha ha.
Woo, I think it's time for some of the wacky paint tacky.
Mate, bring me a VP and some of that goddamn Sherwin Williams, will ya?
Ah, yeah.
Let's not do this about sniffing paint.
I think I just bloody shot myself.
Come on, dude.
No, no sniff and paint stuff, dude.
Good God.
Do you understand that I'm having a bad case of the Mondays here, for Christ's sake?
I swallow.
Shut up.
I know what that means.
Mannigers equals N-word.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hey, Frontier Psychiatrist for the 25, baby.
Your case of the Mondays, man.
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
Courage is not the absence of fear.
Courage is the ability to act effectively in spite of fear.
You're damn right, Frontier Psychiatrist, baby.
And I hope I do have a good week, too.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
Cheers to Frontier Psychiatrist.
And here's Mannigers again.
Who the fuck?
Who said baby boomers were the sharpest tool in the shed?
Five minutes later, he still hasn't figured it all out.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I haven't figured what out, you sack of trash.
I want to give props to once again Frontier Psychiatrist and Down Forward Punch, just literally making it digitally rain on all of you trolls out there that do nothing but hate on me.
All right.
I mean, I just don't understand, you fucking trolls.
I don't understand.
I used to be, I mean, even this fucking idiot Mike Hunter that just fucking donated said I used to be a conservative intellectual.
I used to be a capitalist.
People used to respect my words, my fucking social and political commentary.
Until you idiots!
Until you!
I believed you figured out what Manny Gurs means, yet you're such a boomer.
Where the hell are you coming off talking garbage to me?
All right.
Do you think the Cardinals will win?
Are you talking about the Arizona Cardinals?
You know what?
I don't know.
I'm not going to make any goddamn Super Bowl predictions at this point in time.
I'd buy that.
Another 15 buckers.
All right, listen.
I'm going to get to those in just a second.
All right.
I got some things to talk about.
We got to talk about some news.
We got to talk about some things.
All right, Ian Mahoney.
I'll get to the 15 buckers in just a second.
Now, did you all hear?
All right.
Oh, M Cook for $50 bill.
$50 bill.
Look at these guys.
M Cook making it rain on the trolls.
And look at the hater rate in the chat.
Using Flavor Florida voice, can you please say, Alex Jones here, you have to consume the super male vitality to achieve super hard boner.
You know, using a favor flavor.
How does flavor flave talk?
Cheers to Monday.
How does Flavor Flave talk?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You know?
You don't beat Ghost, but you do beat your woman's.
Ghost condone.
Shut up.
I don't condone that.
Don't listen to these ideas.
All right, don't listen to these idiots.
King Kino.
Hold on.
How does Favor Flav sell?
Styling, profiling, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheeling, and dealing, son of a gun.
Cheers to you always and forever.
No hate at all.
Nothing but positivity to you.
I hope so, dude.
I hope your case of the state is fixed and rectified.
I hope so, man.
This is Manny G-U-R-Z slave owner.
What?
Slave owner?
All right, the slave owner.
King Leon doesn't own a bar you moron.
He owns antiques in Wonderland, which is where all our donations go to.
Oh, really?
I didn't know they went there.
Luckily, they pay me.
Chat poll, paint or lean.
Paint or lean.
Oh, fucking hell.
Dude, I ain't got time.
I ain't got time for this shit, dude.
Paint or lean for Christ.
Nah, but neither.
All right.
Now, look, I owe M Cook a Flavor Flave.
How does Flavor Flav?
Yeah, boy.
I mean, is that Flavor Flave?
Yeah, boy.
I'm here taking a Super Male Vitality.
You know what I'm saying?
Public Enema number one.
Yeah, boy.
I don't know, man.
I hope I did that right.
If not, I'll do regular Alex Jones.
I'll do, hey, hey, there's Alex Jones here.
All right.
And you have to consume some of the super male vitality so you can achieve the big ass boner so that you can protect yourself from some of these reptilian lizard women that are coming from the Dracon star system and my filters, my filters, my filters.
All right, I hope I did.
Yeah, boy, it's Flavor Flav.
I can't do Flavor Flave, dude.
I can't do it.
I can only, I know some of the songs of Public Enema.
You know?
Flavor Flav is the Sun.
Public Enema number one.
All right.
Someone should take you Trump tards out to the wood shit.
Hey, asshole, how in the hell?
How in the hell can you sit here and talk garbage about this president when we have the greatest economy going on right now?
Can you explain that?
And here's Manny Gers again.
Shout out to my mom, Annie Gers, my dad, Danny Gers, and my uncle, Hannigers.
And Ghost still hasn't caught on my shekels.
Fuck you.
All right, with your fucking shekels shit.
All right.
And what was another song that Public Enema played that was pretty good?
Welcome to the Terror Dome.
That was a pretty good one.
Welcome to the Terror Dome.
That was a pretty good one.
Anyway, listen, let's get to some news.
Then I'm going to get to some markets.
And then we're going to go ahead and, you know, get on with the show here, okay?
Now, did you hear about this helicopter crash that crashed into some kind of a skyscraper out there in New York City?
Did y'all hear about this?
Did y'all hear about this for Christ's sake?
Helicopter crashes.
I don't know if it's into or onto.
They're saying onto the top of a building.
At least one person was killed after the helicopter crash crashed onto the roof.
It did spawn in a massive emergency response.
And let me explain something here.
Most of the media is not necessarily explaining.
This helicopter crash, the person that crashed it, whoever it was, they're not identifying him.
But I want to be honest, he was there in restricted airspace.
He was there in restricted airspace.
So that makes it interesting.
All right.
Manny Gers, too bad it didn't crash it.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, you asshole.
All right.
Fuck you.
And like I was saying, folks, this helicopter was in restricted airspace and then made this crash.
Now, I'd like to know the nationality.
I'd like to know the name.
I'd like to know the information on this pilot because it sure as hell sounds a little terroristic-y to me.
You know, I'm just saying, all right?
Oh, jeez.
Dude, I just listened to Friday's radio graffiti.
You sick bastard, you were telling my cousin to undress and touch himself?
Ah, fuck.
Holy shit.
You know what, Asho?
Go fucking.
Monster.
Jesus.
Fuck you, Asho, all right?
Look, it's not my fault that you're a degenerate Mexican drunk who goes out and eats tacos after you get loaded and now you're getting a little puffy, a little fat in the ass like a typical Mexican out here.
You can't blame me for that, dude.
All right?
I mean, you got people that are in the troll community out here trying to, you know, reinforce you with this shit.
Ah, Ashley, he looked up to you, ghost.
You were his only role model.
And as a result, he learned everything that he's doing from you.
He learned it from watching you, for Christ's sake.
Coulter's law?
What the hell does that mean, Coulter's Law?
Talking about Ann Coulter, that flatboard that needs a screw?
Talking about that fake conservative?
Weena, or this is Manny Gers again.
My name, say my name very slowly.
Manny Gers.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They only found one person in the helicopter.
I have a theory there was another person in the helicopter attempting to shoot niggers from Antioch.
Can you confirm or determine that?
You know what?
Fuck you, Weena.
All right.
This is serious business.
All right.
This helicopter that crash-landed on the top of this skyscraper in New York was in unrestricted airspace.
Should not have been in that area.
And I have yet to hear the name or the person involved in this.
This is very serious.
This is very serious business.
And of course, because this is a liberal state happening in a half communist city, because, I mean, New York City at this point is half communist.
If they're going to re-elect de Blasio, this unequipped fucking moron who knows nothing but to virtue signal and how to use his bureaucratic position to piss people off.
That's all bureaucrats do.
That's why they pass these ridiculous nonsense laws that are actually going to destroy a community because they hate the community.
That's why I keep telling you folks, if you are a Democrat, if you are liberal in modern day America, you are anti-American scum and no one should be paying any of these people attention.
They want this country destroyed.
They hate this country.
I mean, just take a look at the actions of all those on the left.
Take a look at the actions for Christ's sake.
No fly zone over Trump Tower.
You're goddamn right.
You goddamn right, for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Puerto Ricans Destroying Country00:15:08
Look, Manny Gers, can you go piss off already?
All right, I get it.
You donated 25 bucks to say ZZZ to kind of piss me off.
I get it.
Shut up.
Diet 9-11.
Look, I don't want to compare it to 9-11, but I'd like to know the nationality and the background of that pilot there.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, we're hearing about all this news about, oh, a helicopter crashed onto a building, and you have people interviewed.
Oh, yeah, I felt the building shake and all this shit.
You fucking Trumpist transtestical.
You and Alex are all the same.
You pieces of shit do nothing but push misinformation.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Why don't you dispute the fact that we're living in a great economy?
Why don't you dispute that, Michael Hunter?
You can't.
You can't dispute it.
So shut up.
Reuters, June 10th, the pilot of the helicopter crash occurring earlier today has been identified.
I know what you mean by that.
Fucking hell.
Authorities say the crash occurred while Albin was flying grossly intoxicated and suffered a sudden episode of wheelchair incontinence.
Shut up.
I'm not in the mood for this shit.
All right.
I'm not in the mood for this.
He says he's still standing, but in reality, he's still sitting on the street.
Hey, look, here's Manny Gers again, for Christ's sake.
Listen, I don't care what you have to say.
I don't care about your fucking Gurs family.
I don't give a shit what you have to say.
All right.
It's obvious you're a fucking hater and keep hating, Manny.
And what kind of a fucking name is Manny anyway, huh?
Is that a Puerto Rican name?
Huh?
You hate me because I'm not too fond of Puerto Ricans?
And look, the only reason I'm not too fond of Puerto Ricans, folks, is from personal experience, okay?
Every Puerto Rican that I have ever been introduced to, I swear to God, I'm not kidding.
I am not kidding.
Every Puerto Rican that I've ever been introduced to, like, tries to figure out a way either how to rip you off, how to connive something from you, how to steal something.
I'm not kidding, folks.
I am not kidding.
All right.
I am not being racist.
I'm just telling you my own personal experiences.
And look, listen, you people that are calling me racist, I want to be honest with you, all right?
I'm in San Antonio, Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And look, I can deal with Mexicans, all right?
I can deal with Mexicans most of the part, most of the time, they'll work for their money.
They're honest folks.
They're somewhat conservative.
They believe in family, that sort of thing.
Puerto Ricans, dude, I don't know.
Uh-oh, whoa!
What the hell's happening?
What the hell's happened?
What the hell's happened?
What the hell is that?
What the fuck?
Oh, it's a fucking amber alert for.
Can you fuck?
Nobody fucking pays attention to this shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Mr. Trump, San Hambonio got even more enriched with 350 AIDS in the world.
Hey, hey, asshole.
Hey, you're not understanding.
You're not understanding, ghost fuck, all right?
Let me tell you something right now.
The reason we're getting all these goddamn refugees is because of this scumbag mayor.
And you can, I hope that you tweet at that mayor.
I hope that you tell him I fucking think he's a piece of trash.
All right?
Mean magician, you've been saying my...
I haven't been...
Just shut the fuck up, all right?
Oh, it's M. Cook, baby!
Like a boss!
Hundred dollar dodo!
Making it rain on you trolls, baby!
Making it rain.
Watch the hater aid in the chat room, baby.
Black of balls.
You're going all the way to the top.
Your show is badass.
You know IT and we all know it.
Good night, sir.
Hey, cheers to M Cook, baby.
Cheers to M Cook, one of the greatest fans I've got out of here.
This is only a test.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have received further directions to a nearby liquor store.
Oh, fuck.
What the?
Yeah, emergency alcohol system.
Mr. Albin, I think we're going to have to double your anti-psychotic prescription.
I don't take psychotropic drugs, asshole, alright?
And I quote, giving women a good idea.
What?
I'll have them wheel you to my office so we can have a talk about this.
Hey, look, for all those that are wondering why these people are referencing me smacking women around or something, if you didn't listen to the Saturday Night Troll show, some asshole called up on Radio Graffiti and started slapping his wife around, okay?
And everybody after that was blaming me for it, all right?
I mean, you should have seen all the chat room on Saturday night after this idiot called up Radio Graffiti and started beating his wife.
They were like, oh, Ghost, you see what you made him do?
You see what you're influencing people to do and all this other shit.
And I don't appreciate that shit.
I don't appreciate that one goddamn bit.
All right?
I mean, I'm just a guy on the internet just broadcasting out here for Christ's sake.
How the hell can you attribute all this shit to me?
You're blaming me for Asho, all right, who's now a drunkard Mexican for Christ's sake, probably leaning against a cactus with a sombrero chewing on a fucking hay patch or something.
You're blaming me for what Michael Hunter enjoy the YouTube ban for promoting race.
Just shut up, all right, Michael Hunter.
All right, just shut up, all right?
Everybody's out here blaming me for this and blaming me for that.
I'm not, I'm not, it's not my fault.
And by the way, I'm not a racist, dude.
I want to be completely honest with you.
You know what?
Get Michael Hunter out of here.
Get his ass out of here.
Fucking just kick him out.
I don't want to fucking see Michael Hunter again.
Get him out.
You got him?
Fucking kick his ass out.
It's your fault, cripple.
Look at this.
It's your fault, cripple.
Ghost is a woman beater.
You see this?
You see what's happening here?
Albin alert system.
Be on the lookout for a mid-2000s Brabus-tuned Mercedes-Benz.
License plate, wheelchair veteran.
Fuck, shut the fuck up, fuck you, fuck all of you.
All right.
Fuck all.
I mean, I told you, assholes, that I'm having a bad case of the Mondays, okay?
I told you, assholes, that I was having a bad case of the Mondays, and this is how you people treat me, for heaven's sake.
I mean, this is how you trolls treat me, man.
Stone cold Thomas Albin.
What do Ghost and Steve Austin both have in common?
They love to drink beer.
They're proud Texans.
They both like to beat their wives.
Fuck you, man.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
Fucking shove it up, your ass.
Puerto Ricans would probably have a harder time ripping you off if you weren't falling out of your wheelchair from huffing all the time.
Shut up, alright?
And don't pretend that you were surprised by that amber alert.
That child is in a cage in your basement.
Fuck you!
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
Fuck you, man.
That's not fucking funny, man.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
Yeah, wheelchair symbol.
Stupid morons.
me fucking pieces of crap you guys are pieces of garbage man i'm not even joking around you guys are pieces of goddamn unadulterated trash and look i mean i want to be honest with you man i i there's a this is my personal opinion i'm not telling you to go out and hate puerto ricans all right you can love them all you want to i'm just saying my personal experience all right i've hired a few of them okay i've actually paid them okay And I'm telling you,
every time I've ever done any kind of business or any kind of affiliation with Puerto Ricans, they're trying to figure out a way to rip you off.
Got done with E3.
Had some good VR stuff.
Today overall was very meh.
Overall, not much got my attention, but excited for new games.
Also, cheers, guys.
Hey, thanks.
Thank you, all of Yaksloff.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
And here's the real distilling.
Send a VB.
He's got a 15 buckers.
All right, I'm going to get to these 15 buckers in just a second.
I wanted to talk a little bit.
And by the way, did y'all see Puerto Rico after the hurricane that supposedly destroyed their island there?
Did y'all see them?
Instead of the men and possibly the community like helping each other clean up the debris, you know, trying to help build houses back up, instead of, you know, trying to, you know, see what they can do about the electrical situation, lo and behold, the first thing that these people were doing was going out.
And there's pictures of this.
You can find this, okay?
There's pictures of this, of Puerto Ricans walking around all the debris looking for cell phone service.
They have their cell phones in their hand.
And I'm not even joking around.
There's like hordes of Puerto Ricans out there.
All right.
Just searching.
They're just searching for goddamn cell phone service instead of helping their damn fellow fucking Puerto Rican out there.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, seriously, man.
Come on.
All right.
Ghost, you think hitting women is cool?
Huh?
Is that what you do, big man?
I should teach you a lesson someday.
Yeah, oh, yeah?
Yeah, you're going to teach me a lesson?
That'll be the day, boy.
That'll be the goddamn day.
All right, look, let me show y'all if y'all put the PC shot on.
Look at it.
Hold on, these are Puerto Ricans by a cell phone tower.
Mr. Albin, in our therapy sessions, you speak a lot about not being an influence and how you're not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
It's my medical opinion that you are suffering from compulsive denial.
You need to let that Asho murder suicide go.
Fuck you.
All right.
Here's the Puerto Ricans after Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico.
Look at all these people wandering around trying to point their goddamn cell phones.
And notice a lot of hefty people out there for everybody that's saying that, you know, Puerto Rican, you know, they're an impoverished society.
They're eating rather well.
All right.
I heard about the crash this morning during my normal driving route on the radio.
Later today, I watched the news to learn more, and it seemed interesting that they didn't want to answer with much detail.
No, they didn't.
Of course they didn't because it was terrorism and you know how these leftists, they want to protect the terrorists because the more terrorism there is, the more justification they have to implement totalitarianism on the people.
All right.
But once again, take a look at Puerto Rico after the damn hurricane.
Look at this.
Looking for cell phone service.
Look at this.
Look at this.
How does it feel getting culturally enriched by those monkeys from the Congo?
Welcome to the future of America.
Dude, that's not our, that's our fucking mayor.
That's our piece of shit, man.
Puerto Ricans are basically niggers.
I'm not, dude, I'm not saying anything like that.
I'm just saying that Puerto Ricans, right after the whole Hurricane Maria situation, they just expected America to just fucking throw money at them, even though they have put themselves into what, a $50, a $50 billion debt.
Where did all that $50 billion go?
How come there wasn't an infrastructure there to protect themselves from this kind of a situation?
They're in a fucking island.
All right?
I mean, look, this is what they did.
All the men, you notice there's men, there's women, they're all out there looking for cell phone service.
Look at this shit.
Instead of helping clean the debris that's all over their fucking island, look at them.
They're all, I need cell phone service.
It's more important than helping my country.
I need the cell phone service.
Look, look at this shit.
They're around the, look, they're around an AT ⁇ T.
I hope this song cheers you up.
That's fucking Weina with his gay songs for Christ.
Look at they're all around in AT ⁇ T for Christ's sake.
I need a cell phone.
I need it now.
It's more important than protecting and cleaning up my country.
Look!
Look at these people, dude.
I'm just trying to give you all an explanation on why, you know, in my experiences, me and Puerto Ricans just, you know, we're just not, we're not very friendly with one another.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What?
Engineer, get me my Ristoleum and lower that dead Puerto Rican into that barrel of acid.
Dude, I'm not saying anything like that about Puerto Ricans, dude.
All right?
I'm just saying they should take care of themselves.
I'm just saying they should be able to take care of themselves, dude.
Engineer, come clean me up.
Fuck it, shut up, dude.
All right.
I'm not racist, all right?
I'm not racist.
And all, oh, all of a sudden in the chat room, they're saying, well, well, Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory.
You know, Puerto Ricans have been, for like 40 years, have been bitching and moaning about how they want to be their own country.
Keep it up with the show, ghosts.
Tell the truth about the Puerto Rican cell phone towers.
I will there, Nate.
But I'm serious, folks.
They've been wanting to be autonomous.
They've been wanting to be their own country.
And then when they get hit up by a goddamn hurricane because they're a fucking island, all of a sudden it's our fault.
We got to pay for it.
Beating women is wrong.
Teaching children to drink is wrong.
Teach something positive.
Hey, Tony Robbins, no offense, but aren't you being accused of sexual harassment or abuse or some shit?
Who in the fuck are you to talk to me like that?
Huh?
Tony Robbins.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Why don't you go clean your own closet there, boy, before you start making judgments at me, Tony?
All right?
Got fucking Tony Robbins over here, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, the bottom line is, is all I'm saying is that we should have never have given Puerto Rico the fucking 50 billion.
That's what the Puerto Ricans got because they had all this propaganda bullshit from the mainstream media in America to the Democrats in the Washington, D.C. area.
They guilt-tripped freaking Donald Trump to give money to this goddamn pissing ground island.
And you know, he talks about it all the time.
He goes, hey, I've given Puerto Rico more money than any other president.
Of course, they hate Trump.
And the reason they hate Trump is because they don't know shit from Shy Nola, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what kind of men?
All right?
One in the chat, if it's all ghost's fault and he's a bad injury.
Shut up, Emperor Gritty.
Responsible People Go Fuck Yourselves00:10:57
It's not my fucking fault.
Listen, what kind of men are going to just stand around with their cell phones in the air looking for cell phone service instead of helping pick up the debris in their pissing ground island?
And what kind of men are those?
I mean, this is a serious question.
What kind of men are those?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I just, I think Puerto Rico needs to be, you know, I don't like that they're a territory.
They're unappreciative people.
I mean, what shows them being unappreciative is just take a look at what happened during Maria.
Like, it's our fucking fault.
Like, we set the hurricane over there and we got to take care of them for Christ's sake.
That most of Puerto Rico is collecting entitlements anyway from our taxpaying dollar?
I mean, what the fuck is Puerto Rico doing for us?
Huh?
I mean, the little military outposts that we have in Puerto Rico, they're protesting about it.
They're protesting about it for Christ's sake.
So I don't understand why we give Puerto Rico all this money.
I don't understand why we call it a province.
Let these idiots run their stupid dumb island on their own, man.
They make me sick.
And they're unappreciative, all right?
They're Puerto Ricans first, Americans second.
All right?
Get out of here.
We don't want.
Hey, Puerto Ricans, why don't you go and be responsible people?
I know that's a very hard thing for some of you, or at least most of you, all right?
Go be responsible people and fix up your own country.
All right?
Make your own country that much more hospitable.
Why don't you go out there and do something for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Puerto Rico, for Christ's sake, all right?
Send Puerto Ricans to San Antonio.
We got enough that.
We got enough of them out here.
All right.
We got enough of them out here, for Christ's sake.
And for all you that were criticizing me, because I'm living in San Antonio and we just brought in 300-something Congo people from the Congo in here, bro.
It's because of this anti-American piece of trash mayor, this mayor Nuremberg, who I believe is personally in the fucking closet.
All right?
Ghost is angry that Puerto Ricans want to get in touch with their loved ones after a natural disaster while he captures it.
I gotta get in touch with my loved ones.
She lives in a cage eating moldy bread.
Oh, fuck you.
Ghost truly has no.
Shove it up, your ass.
Oh, that's why they were.
They were just going out there chasing after cell phone service because they wanted to let their loved ones know.
They wanted to let their loved ones know.
Shut up, all right?
And by the way, I'm telling you this right now.
This San Antonio mayor is a piece of trash.
I mean, this city has gone down the toilet, even worse than when the Mexican golden boy Julian Castro was running this shitbag.
This is a disgusting, despicable city.
I'm telling everybody right now, do not come here, okay?
Do not come here.
Charles Barkley is right.
There's nothing but a bunch of fat women out here in hordes.
And I'm not just talking about like some chunkies, you know?
I'm not talking about some bras with a little bit of girth on them.
I'm talking gigantuan snorlaxes by the thousands.
It is Ethan Ralph of the RalphRetort.com.
I am taking a break from eating trash burgers and drinking Woodford Reserve to remind you that you are a fat hambo and you're calling me fat dude?
Mom, I can't take you to dialysis.
Get a fucking Uber gun.
His mom has to go to a dialysis, really?
Tick tock.
Chat has spoken.
It's all your fault, ghosty.
It's all right.
Go fuck yourselves.
I'm tired of you people blaming me for everybody else's problems.
You see, that's the problem with America.
Nobody wants to take responsibility for their own goddamn problems.
All right, they want to blame everybody else.
It's my mama's fault.
It's my daddy's fault.
It's school's fault.
It's everybody's fault.
Hey, Ghostler, at least the jihudis can fly better than the women.
He didn't say he was going to abandon him, you idiot.
Finally, the African booty scratcher escaped from the Congo and he's now in the glorious paradise of Texas.
He's in the quest of finding Ghost and showing him who the real man is.
Let me tell you, okay, the reason we're having all these goddamn immigrants come into the city is because of our shithead mayor and our shithead city council.
And the bad part about it is, because this whole goddamn city is the equivalent of a fucking citywide Walmart, nobody votes.
Like 2% or 3% of the shithead population actually votes in municipal elections.
And that's why we end up with the kinds of garbage that we have in the mayorship, in the city council.
It's a disgrace.
And it makes me sick.
You know what, Nuremberg?
You're a piece of trash.
You're anti-American.
You hate this fucking city.
You hate this country.
And you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Let's spit on your ass.
I'm telling you, I would spit in your face if I saw you.
I would spit in your goddamn face.
You're a piece of shit.
Allowing all these immigrants.
You can't even take care of the poor in this city.
And your fucking ass is bringing a bunch of fucking immigrants for Christ's sake.
How dare you, Nuremberg?
How dare you, you piece of trash?
You could tell him I said that, too.
I fucking hate that dude.
I'm not even joking.
He's a piece of crap.
Fucking mayor of a city.
Only a fucking city that doesn't vote for shit can elect a fucking imbecile like this for two terms.
I'm not even kidding.
You know what he does?
He tries to virtue signal his way into these elections.
That's how he virtue signal his way into city council.
He just, I care about the immigrants, and I care about this, and I care about, why don't you care about the San Antonio poor?
You know, I score weed from some fucking poor kid, okay, that sells candy apples on the fucking corner.
All right, why don't you fucking help that kid?
Why does that fat man in the wheelchair keep putting his wee wee in my mouth?
Oh, fuck.
I don't like that.
You're a sick bastard.
You know that?
You're a sick fucking bastard.
You gotta go to elementary school and eat school lunch instead of moldy bread.
Fucking shit.
I hope the police can come here.
You're a sick bastard, all you people, all right?
All right, look, I'm gonna get to a I don't have that many 15 buckers, thank God, but let me just get to them and get through them so we can get through the rest of the show.
All right, I have a feeling this show may end early, okay?
And the reason I say that is because I didn't want to be here to begin with, and I tried to tell you folks right ahead of time, and of course, you fucking don't care.
You're just twisting the knife even harder.
You're just fucking trolling that much harder, you know?
And you don't fucking give a shit.
You don't care that I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
You don't give a shit that I don't have the energy to do this fucking show.
You don't give a fuck.
Piece of shit.
Here, let's go ahead and go to the first 15 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
This one was donated.
And of course, they donated 15 bucks to obligate me to watch this YouTube video.
Goblin Coin.
Goblin Coin requested this one.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Goblin Coin.
What is this shit?
Go!
Yeah!
Yes!
This fucking wheelchair.
And what the fuck is this for real?
People are actually fucking racing hover arounds in some fucking area in Brit Bongland.
Is this what they're doing in Britbong now?
Or going out to the countryside because the jihudis have taken over the cities and now they're doing this shit?
Is this how they're exerting their manlihood out there in goddamn Brit Bong land?
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
I don't want to fucking see.
Stupid old Britbongs, for Christ's sake.
They're getting their asses kicked out of their cities.
And as a result, they got to go and race hover arounds.
All right, so that they can show that they still got some melee dominance, for Christ's sake.
That's great.
That's just great.
Anyway, let's get to the next 15 bucker.
This one was requested by Inside Ghost's brain, huh?
Okay.
Inside Ghost's brain here, all right?
What the hell is this?
Hold on, let me make sure there's not some kind of man.
There's manass.
There's man ass all over this fucking city.
I felt a little guilty for what appeared on your show on Saturday.
I know for a fact you haven't forgotten the way they trashed your show back in the day with splices with a fancy.
Dude, that's all they do.
Long live the OPKU.
That's all they do.
Anyway, there's just a bunch of man-ass.
All right, let's just play it before the man-ass.
All right, this one is by Inside Ghost's Brain.
Go ahead.
I'm going to cut it off before the man ass.
So, how?
And of course, it's got to be some cartoon-related bullshit.
Fucking man children.
Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head?
Did you guys pick up on that?
Sure.
We're going to find out what's happening, but we'll need support.
Signal the husband.
All right, damn it.
Fuck!
Fuck!
fucking I'm gonna end this fucking brog I'm not even joking around.
You fucking people keep fucking me with the...
I'm not fucking kidding, man.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm doing these last fucking 15 buckers, and I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I told you idiots that I didn't want to fucking be here, and this is how you fucking repay me!
You fucks!
You fucking fucks!
I'm doing these last 15 buckers.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Go fuck yourselves, all you people, alright?
You people don't give a shit.
All right?
You people don't give a flying shit.
Fucking pieces of garbage is what all of you are.
All of you fucking dumbasses are, man.
You make me sick.
I used to be respected.
You know that?
I used to be listened to for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, you assholes.
And then you idiots came along.
And now I don't know what the fuck this is.
I don't even know what the fuck this is anymore, for heaven's sake.
All right.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell is this?
Well, you son of a bitch.
Who the hell's Ian Mahoney?
Ian Mahoney requested this son of a bitch.
And let me tell you, you're a son of a bitch.
You know that?
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
Australian Cuisine Distilling Sizzle00:04:04
Go ahead, put the PC shot on.
This one's by Ian Mahoney.
Play it.
You're a son of a bitch.
You know that?
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
Something told me.
There's some ass going to meet you.
All right, I think that's about it.
We get it.
All right.
Got the sickest shit out of here.
Get this fucking shit out.
Get out!
Get it the fuck out!
I'm telling you, I'm glad I only have a couple more of these to go.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I don't need this from you people.
You understand that?
What time is it?
It's fucking 9.43.
I could probably, I probably could do something else with my night instead of sitting here fucking around with you trolls.
You know that?
I'd be going out doing something else instead of fucking around with you goddamn trolls for Christ's sake.
Who's next?
Oh, it's the real Distillan who's fucking huffing paint.
I don't know what the hell that's about.
What is this, Distilling?
Oh, no, it's Distilling.
It's Distilling.
What is it, Distilling?
Put the PC shot on.
The real Distillan requested this.
G'day, ghost.
I just wanted to take some time out, mate, from, you know, smoking me.
Holy shit.
Oh, yeah.
Looking after Distilling Jr.
Loyal Distilling Jr.
There, man.
And, yeah, mate, while I'm waiting on dinner, I just thought I'd come and share with you some Australian cuisine, mate.
Hope your night goes better.
If they ever come back in force, the OPKU has your maybe magic, but magic is heresy.
All right, Big John the Great.
I appreciate it.
Let's continue with Distilling here.
You got some butter here?
Don't tell me you're making fairy bread, dude.
This is Australian cuisine, believe it or not.
What distilling is made of?
This is what Australia calls cuisine.
Fairy bread.
And then, from my understanding, you yanks call them sprinkles, but as you can see, mate, hundreds and thousands of there you go.
You just fucking this is a delicacy in Australia.
Look at this butter on a bread and sprinkles on it.
I'm not kidding.
Look up fairy bread.
That is an Australian delicacy.
I am not kidding.
Dude, it triangles.
Oh my God.
Cheese guns.
Anyway, cheers to you, Distilling.
At least you weren't sniffing paint.
But yeah, bro, I'm not even joking.
You should see Australian cuisine, dude.
Australian cuisine is literally what Distilling just showed you right there.
That is fairy bread.
And there's also something called a sausage sizzle.
Let me see if I can find it because y'all have got to see a sausage sizzle, dude.
This is the most dumbest shit.
No offense to my Australian brethren out there.
No offense to my Australian brethren.
I love, I have major fans in Australia, and I want to say cheers to you guys, but you don't know how to cook for shit.
All right.
I'm sorry.
That's why there's never been no three-star Michelin chef coming out of Australia.
I'm just saying.
Now, let me show you what a sausage sizzle is, okay?
There, here it is.
Let me put it, put the PC shot on.
There it is, right there.
Look at that.
There it is, right there.
It's a fucking weenie in a fucking bread with a couple of fucking shitty goddamn onions on it.
And that is a sausage sizzle.
That's like, I'm not even joking around.
That's like the fucking prime Australian cuisine right there.
A fucking sausage sizzle.
I mean, do you understand?
That's what we feed the poor in America.
I mean, that's what the poor in America do.
I mean, the only difference is sometimes the poor in America don't even fucking heat up the weenie.
They don't even cook the weenie for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is what the poor in America are doing.
No offense to my fucking Australian brethren out there.
Funny Weena Detected Heresy00:07:41
But good God.
Ghost Vegemite challenge.
Shit.
I ain't going to fucking eat that garbage, man.
Vegemite looks like trash, dude.
I mean, I wouldn't even, I don't think the homeless would even eat that shit.
Now, no offense to my fucking Australian brethren out there.
I'm just saying, I don't think anybody would fucking eat that shit.
Anyway, let's get to Weena's 15-bucker out here.
Oh, you fucking fruit bowl, Weena.
You're a fucking fruit bowl.
You know that?
And listen, stop donating the 15 buckers, man.
I want to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible.
I don't really want to sit here and continue on with this bad Monday.
All right?
But anyway, Weena One Actual requested this one for Christ's sake.
And how funny, Weena.
Of course, you're gay.
You know about the Bengals, huh?
You like the Bengals?
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
You like the Bengals, do you?
I do like the Bengals too.
Cruel Summer's not bad.
Anyway, let's go ahead and listen to what fucking Weena One Actual just wanted to play.
It's just another Manic Monday.
You son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
God damn it, Lena, you son of a bitch.
It's just another manic Monday.
All right, we get it.
All right, real funny, Weena.
Real goddamn funny.
Know Weena, I thought you grew up a little bit.
You know.
I thought you grew up.
I thought you know because you were a fucking troll back in like 2010.
It's 2019 right now.
Okay, I thought you were gonna grow up a little bit and but no, you've gotten more and more fruitier.
All right, I mean, you're fruiting up the whole chat room so much it's smelling up like butt crack right now.
Can you smell it?
I can smell it.
It smells like dirty, fucking ripe ass butt crack.
All right so yeah, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot, Ween.
I appreciate it.
You piece of shit, Jesus Christ, and go do your ketamine or whatever the hell you gay people do in your clubs.
Go keep doing that.
All right, nobody cares.
All right, all right, who else do we got?
We got uh, we got big John the Great that requested this one.
All right, let's see what the hell this is.
And shut up, Weena.
I'm not a bad influence, you fucking idiot.
All right, big John the Great requested this one.
What is this here?
Hold on, what is this?
I want to make sure there's no madass or anything in this one either.
Okay, I think, I think we're.
Okay, I don't know.
Let's go ahead and see what big John The Great requested.
What is this?
brony shit, man.
Oh, God. All right. That's enough.
I've had enough.
That's all I had to see.
All I had to fucking see was Brony.
Yeah, heresy detected is right.
No kidding, heresy detected is right.
I mean, god damn it, man.
You know, you bronies were around back in like 09, 08.
Okay, you're fucking still around 10, 11 years later.
I mean, grow the fuck up already.
All right, no offense, no offense.
All right, Jesus Christ man.
But but you're not understanding, Ghost.
Friendship is magic.
Friendship is magic.
Yeah your, your fucking mom on a saturday night getting drunk is magic too.
All right, and safe, admit it, CAGE AND Jables are a better band than Pantera could ever hope to be.
Who can CAGE and Jables?
All right, i'll check it out in a second.
What hey, Ghost?
Sorry, the trolls have been pulling their usual shit tonight.
I hope you're able to.
I'm trying to salvage my night.
All right, I want to get out of here.
All right, i've got like two or three more of these goddamn 15 buckers to go and then i'm getting out of here because none of these people understand that i'm having a fucking bad case of the mondays and and nobody cares.
Nobody Kayla, these people don't give a shit.
They laugh in my misfortune, all right.
They laugh at my bad luck.
They laugh whenever something bad happens to me.
And what?
Talk to me.
And redneck you, i'm not no, goddamn redneck.
You, fucking sorry.
Sack of crap.
All right, all right.
You know what time it is.
I think it's time for me to fucking drink beer already.
All right, i'd buy that for a dollar.
Grow up to be a faggot like you who grovels to online people for small.
Of course you had to put your name anonymous because you're such a fruit bowl.
Huh, i'm not groveling for nothing, man.
I'm trying to produce a damn show.
I got these fucking trolls.
They're like a bad case of fucking herpes that won't fucking go away.
All right, I mean, first they start off as a rash in your balls, then it fucking spreads to your fucking leg, then it spreads to the crack of your ass.
I mean, they won't go away okay, Jesus Christ, man.
All right, look, I'm gonna get some fucking beer.
I can't do this anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
It's time for more beer!
You're damn right!
Give me a fucking beer, for Christ's sake, man.
See, I mean, this is the only thing that takes the fucking pain away, dude.
Bronies grew up to become degenerate furries.
Guess the bronies.
Oh, down forward punch fucking told you off.
Huh?
Is that true?
All you bronies ended up becoming a bunch of furries?
Fucking degeneracy, for Christ's sake.
And you all know what I feel about furries, alright?
Furries are nothing more than a bunch of fatties and uglies that want to put on a goddamn stupid fucking mascot outfit so they can participate in sexual deviant behavior.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
I mean, that's what furries are all about.
Have you ever seen an attractive person that takes their fucking mascot head off?
And then no, you don't.
They're a bunch of fat, ugly fucks that are too ashamed to show their ugly fat bodies.
So they put themselves in a goddamn fursuit and then they participate in these sick-ass, disgusting, sexual deviant orgies and shit.
All right?
And bronies, I don't know what the hell they're doing.
I don't get it.
I never got bronies, even though there's a huge contingent of fans of this broadcast that are bronies.
I never got it.
All right.
I never got it.
And by the way, if you take a look at some brony cons that have been documented on YouTube, you're going to see a lot of people with ghost shirts on there.
I'm not even, I'm not joking!
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
If you're asking yourself, ghosts, why are these people listening to you?
Why do you have bronies and why do you have furries?
That's why, dude.
That's why right there.
And you know, I don't know why.
I don't know what I do to attract these types of folks.
I mean, everybody knows that I don't like cartoons, okay?
And listen, whenever I say that, some fucking cartoon man-child is going to come out and say, well, yeah, ghost, but you did say that you like Looney Tunes.
Yeah, I liked Looney Tunes when I was a fucking child, okay?
Cartoon Man Children Content Baby00:03:39
All right.
I like Looney Tunes when I was a child.
I like the Flintstones when I was a child.
All right.
I like the Jetsons when I was a child.
I'm not out here fucking watching it on Saturday or Friday night, okay?
I'm not out here trying to cosplay like Foghorn Leghorn, okay?
I'm not out here trying to dress up like George fucking Jetson and go to a fucking Comic-Con about it.
All right, so shut up.
Grow up, all right?
Grow up.
Look, see here are these.
See these fucking cartoon man children?
Didn't you watch Arthur Ghost?
I watched Arthur because my grandchildren would watch that PBS bullshit, okay?
And I say, hey, another wonderful time today.
I mean, my fucking, my fucking granddaughter.
What?
Hey, down forward punch.
Say that to my face, and I will put you in a wheelchair like ghost.
Oh, look at that.
We got an internet tough guy over here.
I got an internet tough guy, all right?
Bjorn is now supporting GX.
He has it drawn on the website.
I know.
I told him to say, I told him to do it, baby.
I told him to do it, baby.
GX!
The rash on your balls that you picked up at the bathhouse has now spread to the mouth of the third grader.
Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
Skip it.
Your whereabouts have been forwarded.
I'm not.
Fuck you.
Fucking ghost forward a conno line van.
Shut up.
My stocks are soaring and my crypto is also soaring.
Thanks for making me a capitalist ghost.
Hey, you're welcome, baby.
Check out the LTO project and FTM.
It's about to be listed on Binance, so the risk-to-reward ratio should be rather great.
Hey, that's some pretty good insight right there.
That's some pretty good insight right there from Chip McSillian, Silicon, Chip McSilicon, excuse me.
I'm telling you right now, man, it's GX for life.
And by the way, GX is spreading all over the place.
As you heard, Bjorn is a part of GX, baby.
GX is spreading around like wildfire.
CX is dead, dude.
CX is gone.
And guess what?
You killed it.
You killed it with your meme magic.
And now it's GX, baby.
Representing on the internets.
And don't you ever forget it.
Don't you ever goddamn forget it, baby.
Cheers to Bjorn, by the way.
If y'all haven't seen him, he's an in-real life streamer.
And by the way, I appreciate all in real life streamers out there.
All right.
But make some content, baby.
All right.
Don't just walk around showing your face off.
I mean, you know, do some content, baby.
All right.
Do some content.
EBZ.
All right.
Ice Poseidon.
All right.
Do some content, baby.
Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and take a chug of this beer and then we'll go ahead and get to some more of some goddamn fucking 15 buckers out here.
All right.
And by the way, if you don't know, if you donate 15 bucks, you're obligating me to watch a YouTube video and a YouTube video only.
So don't be putting links to other websites.
I ain't going to click that shit.
YouTube only.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there who's cool with ghosts and who's cool with the broadcast and who spreads this broadcast around the internets and throughout the world, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
Starlight Glimmer.
We will remain strong and continue to watch your show until the end, ghost.
Also, screw you, Big John DeGray, and down with your silly group, know as the OPKU.
Artificial Wombs Future Texas00:09:18
What?
Bro Hoof Ghost.
See you at Bronicon this week.
Bro hoof.
Don't give me a fucking bro hoof, please.
Don't do that, dude.
Do not.
Do not give me a bro hoof, please.
Don't, don't, don't.
All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker.
This is uh, this next one was requested by the future of Texas.
The future of Texas, really, asshole.
What is this?
The future of Texas.
Put the PC shot on.
What's the future of Texas, you asshole?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Little by little films.
Huh?
You trying to bring us down a slippery slope there, boy?
Pearl in Texas.
Okay, what's the future of Texas, boy?
A trans girl growing up in Texas.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And look, of course, look, look, the mother is a fat wannabe hipster, fucking resting, bitch face, loser-in-life piece of trash that is trying to get back at society by using her kid as a means of doing so.
Give me a fucking break.
Look at this poor kid.
Look at this poor kid.
I know.
What is it?
What if we're getting our backpacks to go and my teacher said girls get their backpacks with girls and girls?
I mean, look, this little boy doesn't even know how to read, and yet, supposedly, this boy knows that it's a girl, and once it's we, we cut off.
I mean, come on, dude.
No, you're not a girl.
Yeah, but just made me upset.
You know what?
I'm too bad.
Too bad if it made you upset.
You know what?
Tell you what, take this off, fucking little boy trying to be a girl for Christ's sake, and that ain't the future of Texas.
But let me explain something to you.
Here recently, the Vatican Church, all right, the Catholic Church has been taking a little bit more of a liberal stances on things, right?
Did you hear what they said today?
All right, especially during the month of Pride, Pride Month.
The Vatican, the Catholic Church has rejected the idea of gender fluidity or more than two genders.
Did y'all hear that?
Huh?
I know all these fucking dumb leftists, they think that Pope Francis is the most progressive pope.
And oh my God, the Catholic Church is progressing.
And oh my God, well, the Vatican has rejected the idea of gender fluidity.
There is only a male and female gender, okay?
There is no, all right, two-spirited, pansexual, all this other neurotic nonsense that is completely ridiculous, okay?
Completely ridiculous.
I mean, you know that these gay scientists are getting so upset and they want to make this multi-gender garbage such a reality that they're literally trying to figure out how a man can shit out a kid just like a woman.
I'm not even joking around, dude.
They're trying to do something biologically with men so that men can be pregnant.
And let's be honest, where's the fucking kid going to come out?
It's going to come out the ass.
So that's what they're trying to do right now.
I'm not kidding around.
I am not kidding.
I mean, and if they can't do that, you know, let me do something else.
All right.
Let me show you something else.
All right.
Buy that for a dollar.
Streamers need to make better content.
You are exemplary in this respect.
Failing empty beer cans and sobbing like a bitch while we hear you asshole.
Wheelchair symbols.
Yeah, wheelchair symbols.
Fucking shut up.
All right.
And let me tell you something else.
Okay.
If these scientists aren't looking for a way to get a man pregnant, look at this.
Have y'all seen what fucking these scientists have done?
They have actually created, let me fucking pull this back.
They've actually created a lamb out of an artificial womb.
Have y'all heard about this yet?
Yeah, y'all haven't seen it.
Look at this.
Get freaked out for a moment here.
Here, look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
There, ladies and gentlemen, isn't a lamb that has been incubated in an artificial womb and raised.
This is where we're going, dude.
This is where we're going.
This is where we're going.
Okay?
Look at that.
This is where we're going.
And what I don't understand, take this shit off.
And what I don't understand is this, okay?
What I don't understand is if women and feminists are so pro-women, how come they're not out here protesting something like that?
How come they're not protesting artificial wombs and shit like that?
I mean, that basically makes the woman obsolete at this point.
I mean, the whole basis for women to be pertinent to any existence is the fact that they create the life.
They create the baby in their womb.
Now all of a sudden, we can create shit out of test tubes.
We can create shit out of artificial wombs.
I mean, doesn't that technically make women obsolete at this point?
And women, you're helping the facilitation of that progress.
You're helping the facilitation of women just being like, all right, just, they're useless.
We don't need them anymore.
They're just bitching and moaning.
We can make kids on our own.
All right.
We can biologically grow them in a damn artificial womb.
We don't need them anymore.
Get out of here.
Get them out.
All right.
We can raise a baby out of a Walmart plastic bag.
Get them out of here.
Artificial wombs for traps next.
Artificial wombs for traps next.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
That's why I showed it.
All right.
That's why I showed it.
This is where we're headed.
And I think we need to start.
I think we need to start having some serious conversations about these things before we start practicing in the scientific capacity.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
This is getting weirder and weirder every damn day, man.
At some point, folks, I mean, this is not the only thing that they're studying.
These scientists are going overboard, man.
I mean, they're creating human-animal hybrid chimeras.
They're creating artificial technology, artificial intelligence that can far beyond create things faster than human development.
Do we really need women?
Do we really need women?
I don't know.
I'm an old-fashioned.
I think that you still kind of need them.
At the very least, they're a decent sexual playground.
But I think we do need women.
I think that we're headed down a path that, you know, is, I don't know what the hell is going to happen.
I'll tell you that right now.
I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why are you calling me a fucking conspiracy theorist?
Because I'm saying, you know, human animal hybrids.
All right.
I mean, what?
You think I'm Alex Jones for Christ's sake?
And yeah, we got human-animal hybrids.
They're going to be here.
And yeah, you know, we're going to do that.
And yeah.
Dude, this is already being done, dude.
This is already being done.
I mean, take a look at it.
Put it on the PC shot.
Look at this.
Scientists successfully made sheep human hybrids.
Okay?
All right.
I mean, look, let me give you an MIT, an MIT link.
Let me put the MIT in here.
I'm not joking.
It's what they're fucking doing.
This is what the fuck they're doing, dude.
All right, look at this.
Look at this.
Here, here, look at this.
Look at this.
Human animal chimeras are gestating on U.S. research farms.
How about that, huh?
How about that?
And I wouldn't be surprised if some furry fucking scientist was behind all this shit.
I'm not even kidding around.
I wouldn't be surprised if some furry scientist that's trying to develop the human hybrid of a cat woman is actually behind all this bullshit.
I'm not even kidding around.
This is how lunacy, how much lunacy we're getting into.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me move on.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, you all have to know.
You all have to know what's going on here, right?
It's funny how homos and faggots always say that they are marginalized and oppressed when those sinners kill themselves more than anyone else.
Well, I don't like the harsh language.
Keep the illegals.
Deport Homo.
Hashtag make America great again.
Now, look, I don't know about all that hatred you were spewing out there, but this is actually true.
Many of those folks in the LGBTQ community do tend to commit suicide.
Gay Deputy Sheriff Suicide00:04:12
As a matter of fact, I think, hold on, let me see if I can find this real fast.
Here it is right here.
Take a look at this.
Fox girls, when ready to ban.
Fuck, shut up.
All right.
Look at these fucking furries.
They're already getting hard-ons by this, knowing that there's actual scientific development of animal-human hybrids.
All right, look, let me go ahead and take a look at this since this hatred kind of son of a bitch was talking about homosexuals.
Bring it on you, little man-child piece of shit.
We will purge you and your kind's heresy from this show one YouTube channel.
Long live the OPKU.
Also Starship Glimmer 691v1 on Xbox FS19.
P.S. Hope your night gets better ghosts.
I hope it does too.
All right.
Now, let me go ahead and put a PC shot on this.
This happened yesterday.
What?
I knew about the artificial lamb uterus stuff for years.
Trolling hoes with that picture always gets a laugh.
Hoes mad.
Hoes.
I can't wait for the DOD to give us all Borg upgrades so that we can conquer all the world and space and live as a single unified mind.
Man, you're optimistic in that thinking.
If you think that you're going to be a part of that group, if you think that you're going to be a part of that group that lives forever, you're an idiot.
Anyway, take a look at this.
Take a little PC shot here.
Philadelphia's first openly gay deputy sheriff found dead at his desk in an apparent suicide.
Okay?
Now, why would this person want to commit suicide when, I don't know, being gay right now is activism and this was the first openly gay deputy sheriff.
Why would he commit suicide?
Let's read about this for a second, okay?
Philadelphia's first openly gay deputy sheriff committed suicide at his desk from an apparent gunshot wound on Friday, just before the city's weekend of pride celebrations were set to begin.
Dante Austin, 27, was found at his desk at the Philadelphia Sheriff's Office.
An official cause of death is awaiting confirmation from the local medical examiner's office.
Austin was an Army veteran who also served as the department's first LGBTQ community liaison and was known as a fierce advocate.
How quaint.
He was said to be promoted to the position of sergeant within the next month.
Look at all this.
All this stuff's going good for him.
What the hell?
Sheriff Joel Williams reflected on Austin's service with the Philadelphia Police Department, which he joined in 2013.
Wow.
2013 to 2019, he's going to be a sergeant.
That's interesting.
Huh?
I guess a perk of being gay.
And called his death a tragedy for the sheriff's deputy's office, Austin's family, and the LGBTQ community.
Dante was a person who believed in and cared about everybody, Williams said.
Really?
That's why he was a part of the LGBTQ liaison.
He has the highest score on the deputy sheriff's exam when he was hired in November 2013.
He was our first openly gay deputy sheriff, and we promoted him to become our first LGBTQ community liaison in 2017.
Now, what I don't understand is this, okay?
I mean, this person, in my opinion, because I don't know if you understand the hierarchy of police bureaucracy.
I have never heard somebody joining the force in 2013, and then 2019, they're a goddamn sergeant, all right?
I mean, in my opinion, Dante was probably promoted because he was, you know, LGBTQ.
And even given all this platitude, even given all this promotion, he still was unhappy.
So what does that say?
I have no idea, folks, but that was an interesting point that LGBTQ folks, they have the most suicide rates as it relates to those per capita, or in aggregate, I should say.
LGBTQ Identity Responsibility Hoaxer00:15:28
And that's such an interesting, interesting perspective.
All right, let's go to, and look, there's obviously some homosexuals in the chat room.
They're like, this is not accurate, ghost.
You're lying.
You're lying.
What am I lying about, dude?
Why would that dude kill himself?
All right.
Why would he kill himself?
He had everything going for himself yet.
Still unhappy.
Trans issues are probably the first major controversy relating to a new class of philosophical questions we'll see going forward on what it means to be human.
Cybernetic implants will be next.
I'm not sure normies are capable of engaging in said questions.
They aren't, Ashley.
They aren't.
That's why, you know, when it comes down to it, once human development has integrated itself with biotechnology, robotics, etc., humans are going to be animals.
Harsh language?
You're mad at me for using the word faggot.
When you're using like 10 Alex Shekel Jones put together.
Okay.
I'm just trying to point out the reality that this tiny part of the population is destroying America.
Leviticus chapter 12, verses 26 to 27.
Now, I want to admit to you that, you know, for whatever reason, the LGBTQ folks consistently want to protest.
I don't know what they're protesting about.
All right.
I don't know why they're upset.
I mean, in America, they are the most safest at this point.
They wouldn't be safer anywhere else except maybe Tel Aviv, but they wouldn't be safer anywhere else.
All right.
And I don't understand why they continue to protest.
Why do you continue to protest, man?
I mean, you can go hold hands and kiss and do all this garbage in public without the threat of any kind of persecution.
I mean, you can have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
And not only is it accepted in today's America, it's protected by the first goddamn amendment.
So I don't understand why LGBTQ folk continue to bitch and moan.
Why?
I mean, what for?
I mean, you even got science trying to help you take pause loads and not be HIV positive in Travada.
I mean, I'm just saying, you LGBTQ folks, you're putting yourselves in a position where at one point you may have gotten compassion from a majority of society, but at this point, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I have no problem with anybody.
You're starting to have a certain level of disdain for the type of activity that you're conducting yourself in in a political and social manner.
I want to be completely honest with you, and I think that the LGBTQ needs to fucking start holding itself responsible and better stop trying to infringe upon the freedoms of others.
Because remember, supposedly once upon a time, you were an oppressed demographic.
And now that you are equal, you are being the oppressors.
You are being the oppressors.
And any compassion that anyone in society had for the LGBTQ is being pushed by the wayside as far as I'm concerned.
He committed suicide because he got the worst gum job of his life from Scroogeler.
Oh, fucking.
The unbelievably poor quality of the gum job combined with the stench of the family.
All right, this is not funny.
All right, this is not funny.
This is not funny, dude.
Just shut up, all right?
Claus Martinez.
So maybe gay people are a bit sick in the head after all.
We all kind of just subscribed to the LGBTQ folks after Obama came in.
Yeah.
But maybe they need to be studied more after all.
They're only 3% of society.
So who's to say they're well put together?
That's a very good question, dude.
I mean, that was a very good question.
I mean, they should be studied a lot more.
And moreover, I think that we need to acknowledge that even though these gays are out here claiming to be proud and it's Pride Month and all this other nonsense, that they don't have much pride in themselves.
Most, if not 99%, I shouldn't say 99, maybe about 95% of homosexuals, they refuse to wear condoms.
And I don't understand why.
I mean, you know, some people, we've had discussions about this in private.
Some people have suggested the reason they don't is because they can't get pregnant, okay?
But, dude, you run the risk of catching a disease that can kill you.
And yet, it doesn't seem to phase any of these gays out here.
As a matter of fact, I know that you people have heard about bug chasers, but there's a contingent in the LGBTQ that actually wants to be infected by the HIV AIDS disease virus, whatever you want to call it.
They want to wear it with pride.
Basing your rights based on how many of you there are rather than the idea that you have them by default.
This must be why you guys are so afraid of immigrants.
No, we're afraid of immigrants because they're going to turn our damn country into dog shit.
All right.
That's why they're leaving the country that they're in.
And not to mention, they're not coming here to want to be Americans.
They're coming here with their whole nationalistic pride from the pissing ground that they originated from.
I mean, just like Trump says, when they march in here in those fucking caravans, they're waving their country's flag of origin.
And yet they're supposed to be all political dissidents.
Yeah, they're supposed to seek political asylum.
Yeah, it's a joke, dude.
It's a joke.
And right now, if you want my opinion, I think that homosexuals, LGBTQ in general, the institution of LGBTQ have literally accomplished everything they needed to accomplish.
Gays are equal.
They're not being prosecuted.
They're now a protected class.
They're so protected that this fucking idiot Maza from Vox actually convinced YouTube to demonetize folks because somebody called them a lispy queer.
All right?
I mean, that's a little too sensitive.
These LGBTQ folks are now being the oppressors and they are losing any kind of virtue credibility, any kind of compassion that society once had for them.
And I hope they understand that.
And you know, I want to be honest with you.
I think many of these LGBTQ folks don't care.
I don't think they care.
That's why most of them are atheists.
Many of them want to participate in this activity to show society, you know, to mock society.
That's why many of these folks are trying to resort to some of the most outlandish and grotesque ideas that they're trying to make into reality, into normalcy in this society.
I'm talking about like multi-genders.
I'm talking about, you know, P-Rep, PrEP, taking Travada like it's a vitamin pill.
All right.
Sexual promiscuous activity.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't like going into males' bathrooms anymore, public bathrooms.
Because I'm telling you folks, have you been to a public bathroom in a public area somewhere?
I mean, you can literally hear these gays sucking each other off under the stall for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
And this is all protected.
Everything's all good.
You know, gays can just kind of hook up with each other.
It's no big deal.
And it's just like, dude, we get it.
You're gay.
It's not an identity.
It's a sexual act, dude.
All right.
That's what I don't fucking like about the LGBTQ movement, man.
I mean, okay, you like it up the ass.
Okay, you like to suck schlongs.
Okay, you like to lick fucking muffs.
Okay, we get it.
Okay.
How is that an identity?
How is sexuality an identity?
I've said this time and time again.
We're going to take this mindset, if we're going to take this idea that sexuality is identity, then we might as well fucking call out everybody for their fucking weird ass sexual fetishes, you know?
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Like, look, there's Sarah over there.
Sarah, she likes to be put in a red ball gag and have her ass slapped until it's candy apple red.
She's BDSM.
Huh?
Oh, look, there's Billy.
Billy, he likes to recruit black gentlemen from the ghettos, bring them over to a cheap motel so they can ball his wife while he's fanning his nuts and tickling his asshole while behind a damn lampshade.
I mean, seriously, man, I'm tired of this idea of sexuality being an identity.
It is not an identity.
All right.
It's how you like to fuck.
All right.
I hate to be so vulgar, but that's what it is.
And I'm sick and tired of people saying, oh, I am a homosexual and I'm so powerful.
I'm just so powerful.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me move on, dude.
This is me making me sick.
You people are making me sick.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays, as you can see.
Let's go ahead and get to these 15 buckers here.
All right.
This next one is by somebody calling himself Satan.
All right.
Satan requested this.
What the hell?
What is this?
What?
What?
Hold on.
Ashley's got something to say here.
The majority of decent queer people I know barely ever talk about what they are.
Hence, I'll coin Ashley's Law.
The less someone talks about their sexuality or gender, the more of an actual personality they have.
That's very, very accurate, Ashley.
I don't understand why most people don't understand this.
I don't care what you do.
I mean, if I meet a woman, I don't want to know that she likes fucking getting gangbanged by blacks.
All right.
If I meet some gentleman, I don't want to know that he whacks off while his wife is being gangbanged by blacks.
All right.
I don't want to know what they do in their fucking privacy of their own home.
I just want to know if they're good people, if they're honest people, if they're loyal people, etc.
There are other attributes to be judging mankind on than how they like to fuck.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of this.
Oh, I'm gay.
It's my identity.
All right, let's move on to the next 15-bucker here.
This one is by Satan.
This is Tenacious D.
I hate Tenacious D.
I don't like Jack Black.
What an overrated, short, half-pint, little bloated piece of trash.
But I'm going to play a little bit of this since Satan did the 15-bucker.
Go ahead.
What is this?
Ah, good God.
Oh, my God.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Why the fuck do you do this to me, man?
Are you trying to get me fucking kicked off of the fucking YouTube?
You piece of shit.
I'm telling you, man, fucking block that asshole.
We're blocked.
Anybody who doesn't, we're getting blocked.
Fuck it.
Get out of here.
Jesus Christ.
I'm doing.
How many more of these do I have?
One, two, two.
I got two more left, and I'm out of here.
Fuck you people.
I'm not going to sit here and do this shit.
All right.
I'm not doing this shit.
And fuck Tenacious D. Tenacious D are a bunch of stupid fat asses who, fat ass neckbeards who shouldn't even be in the position of fame that they're in to begin with.
But, you know, they, of course, pray to the dark Lord and probably participate in all the Hollywood shenanigans.
All right.
Stupid idiot.
All right.
Yeah, John Kay was always a sick bastard.
All right.
Well, what the hell that means.
All right.
Look, where are we?
All right.
We're here.
Let me move on to the next one.
This is Talk to Me and Redneck requested this.
And let me make sure this isn't some fucking man ass or some bullshit for Christ's sake.
Good God.
All right, put it on for Christ's sake.
Once again, talk to me and Redneck requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
This is World War III, brother.
They have taken the planetary defense weapons.
Keeps us off their backs while they loot the Titan launch.
Pilot, report.
Started engineer, Sergeant.
What the hell is this?
What am I watching?
And why does that guy have America pants on?
This is your plan.
You better believe it, brother.
I love you, man.
We have to get it on someday.
Was that the hoaxer?
Was that the hoaxer?
Oh yeah!
Jesus Christ.
It's the fucking Hulkster, huh?
It's the Hulkster.
You should have played that fucking one song that he comes out to.
I am a real American.
You know, I mean, that would have put a little bit more reminiscent thought process behind that video right there, right?
And you should have had him say, that's right, brother.
You better go out and take your vitamins because I got these 27-inch pythons.
I mean, that's what you should have said.
Hey, Ghost, best game from E3 this year.
Play it from 222.
Really hype.
Have a good Monday.
Really?
It's the new game from E3?
All right.
I got one here I've got to do, and then I'll do yours here.
This one is by Mike Hawk.
Mike Hawk requested this.
Let's see what the hell Mike Hawk requested.
What is this?
Better not be fucking some perverted man ass or some garbage like that.
Oh, wait a minute.
First of all, you didn't pay the 15 bucker, but you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and play it anyway.
Just to show everybody.
Just to show everybody that GX is in the chat, baby.
Look at this.
GX in the chat.
Look at that.
GX for life.
Look at that.
GX for life.
You see that GX for life, baby?
You're damn right.
All right.
You're damn right.
Look at that.
GX.
GX in the chat, baby.
We have taken over CX.
We have taken it over.
It's GX for life, baby.
Damn right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and move on.
Hey, cheers to everybody that's saying GX in the chat, baby.
know what it is you know what it is you know what it is all right let's go to ronin oni Ronan Onei.
GX Graphics New Game Year00:02:43
He's saying that this was the best game at E3 this year.
So let's take a look at this.
Let's see what happens here.
He wants you to play it at 222.
All right, 222.
Let's go ahead and play it at 222.
There it is.
Let's go ahead.
It's a Cyberpunk 2077.
Everybody's talking about it.
Let's take a look at it.
What is it?
Good graphics, dude.
Nice graphics, dude.
Man, no shit.
graphics.
So this is going to be the new game of the year.
Huh, just take the shift text, corporate.
This city is gonna be blasting down, holy shit.
Look at the fucking graphics, dude.
Psycho Franc.
We didn't need all this cocksucking attention.
Damn it.
Cock sucking attention.
Oh, dude.
Pretty good trailer.
No wonder everybody was talking about Cyberclub.
Wake the fuck up, samurai.
We have a city to burn and it's fucking Keanu, it's fucking Kianu ready, it's fucking Kianu.
You know.
They should have had him say, whoa man, that?
Look, i'm not a video game player dude, but that looks like a video.
When is it?
When the hell is it coming out?
That's in 2020 Jesus, that's a long time away, dude.
That's a long time away.
For christ's sake, man.
I thought it was gonna be out this summer, some shit, or I thought it was gonna be out by the you know, Christmas time or something.
For christ's sake, I mean, come on, that's a long time.
It looks good, though it does look good.
I want to be completely honest with you.
I'm not a game player, but that looked pretty.
That that was.
That was pretty awesome.
All right graphics, gameplay.
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Let you know.
I'm telling you right now, it's it's pretty awesome stuff.
All right, that's pretty goddamn awesome stuff, dude.
I i'll tell you what i'm gonna.
I'm gonna take a look at that game, all right, but I have to wait till 2020, for christ's sake.
It's literally a, a year from now, dude.
Uh, all right, let me have my drink.
All right, we're done with the 15 Buckers, thank god.
All right, and i'm gonna move on with my broadcast because you sons of bitches have already caused enough pain today.
It's bad enough that i'm having a bad case of the mondays and you people just keep rubbing it in, you keep twisting the knife, putting salt on the son of a bitch.
All right, let me go ahead and and look uh, rs matrix in the chat room is right, looks like a great game.
If it's only cut scenes.
We didn't see any gameplay, so no idea what the gameplay looks like.
So that's a very that's a very good point.
That's a very good.
There's a very good point.
Anyway, let me take a chug of this beer.
I'm going to do me now.
I'm gonna get to my show.
Look, shut up in the chat room, all right, saying that i'm empty threats over here, all right?
Uh look, there's a lot of people out there that listen to my financial insight.
Do you understand that?
There is a lot of people that listen to the political and social commentary that yours truly conducts on this broadcast?
All right, so i'm still here.
I'm still here for them.
I'm not here for you, fucking trolls, all right.
I mean, you people don't understand, don't?
It doesn't matter how many fucking live people you're watching on the youtube count.
I'm being relayed throughout the world, man.
I'm being relayed in Discord chat rooms.
I've got 3,000 people listening at a time.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
So, you know, I mean, you people out here that are just thinking that I'm some kind of a joke, you don't know shit from Shinola.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me move on here.
I want to talk about some markets.
That's what I want to talk about.
All right.
I want to talk about some stock markets.
I want to talk about cryptocurrency markets.
Now, what the hell did I tell you all on Friday?
I told you since the deal was announced after the markets were closed on Friday that Mexico was going to help the United States curb this immigration problem by adding 6,000 more federales at the border and then to secure the border with Guatemala.
I don't know if you heard the latest reports, but that's what they're doing.
All right.
They got Mexican troops headed down to the border of Guatemala.
So they are genuinely trying to stop this influx of immigration to prevent any of this tariff talk that the president has been conducting.
And because there's a deal between the United States and Mexico, what did I tell you on Friday?
We were going to see some positive numbers on Monday.
And guess what happened, huh?
Take a look at the stock market.
Positive numbers.
Now, as I stated, folks, be careful.
I think that in quarter three, quarter four of this year, we're going to see a contraction in the stock market, which I think will translate a contraction into the real estate market.
And that's what I'm waiting for.
All right.
I mean, in my opinion, right now, cash is king.
Cash is king.
And I'm trying to accumulate as much cash as I possibly can.
So when we have the next crash, because it's coming, baby.
It's coming.
I mean, it's the proverbial, what comes up must come down.
You know, it's that proverbial saying, all right?
So I'm waiting.
I'm being patient here.
I'm bearish on the stock market, and I'm definitely bearish on the property market.
I would encourage anybody looking at property right now, I would consider, I would strongly tell them to halt.
Good job, trolls.
We've got Ghost Riled.
If we keep rubbing salt into his wounds, he'll crap his wheelchair again.
Hail Solar.
Don't shove up your ass, all right?
And make him crap his wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Salt, shall you get to the bottom of the broken shit.
Shut up, fucking salt, salt, salt.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Anyway, like I said, even the Federal Reserve, if they decide to lower interest rates, are not going to be able to keep these stocks alive because I don't think that the streets' expectations for earnings of these companies are going to meet last year's expectations in the third and fourth quarter.
We had exponential growth last year that I don't think that can be replicated considering now we have a Congress that is dominated by a bunch of anti-American Democrats that refuse to do the job of the American people and instead use their power to go out and investigate the president, his family, his businesses, because they still can't get over the fact that Hillary Clinton was a shitty candidate and they put her up there in 2016 and she lost.
All right.
I mean, at the very least, these dumbass Democrats should have at least done a deal with the president on infrastructure.
I mean, that's right up the Democrats' alley.
Infrastructure, infant.
They didn't.
They're stupid.
They're anti-American trash.
And I'm going to continue to say if you're a Democrat or a fucking leftist or a liberal in America, you're anti-American trash.
America, the choice is yours.
Press G to bring back the gold standard.
Can you shut up?
All right.
Just shut up about the fucking gold standard.
All right.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Anyway, let's get to the stock markets, folks.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrial was up 78.74 points.
A percentage increase of 0.30% increase on the day.
Closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 26,062.68 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
We've got the S ⁇ P 500.
It is also up 13.39 points.
A percentage increase of 0.47% on the day.
Closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,886.73 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is up 81.07 points.
A percentage increase of 1.05%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,823.17 points for the NASDAQ composite.
So what did I tell you on Friday?
I said we're going to see some positive numbers in today's stock market because of the Mexico-America deal.
And that's exactly what happened.
But that's just short term, baby.
That's just short term.
Let's get to the commodities, shall we?
Energy.
Now, we've got a lot of people claiming that this is a bear market for energy.
I think these people haven't been a part of the energy market long enough to understand how volatile the energy market is.
And it could be going down today.
But I'll tell you this right now.
All we need is some kind of conflict in the Middle East.
And you're going to see this energy prices go up and up and up.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at WTI Sweet Crude.
And for all those that don't know the difference, WTI Sweet Crude is the crude oil that America consumes because we have a special deal with the OPEC countries, baby.
All right.
Because we buy quantity, they give us a better deal on the oil.
And as a result, that's why you're seeing the two different WTI Sweet Crudes and Brent crude oil commodities.
All right.
Let's take a look at WTI.
WTI is up 32 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.60%.
Current price for WTI is $53.58 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Brent crude also up today, 24 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.39%.
Current price for Brent crude is $62.53.
Gasoline is going up.
It's the summertime, baby.
You know, you're going to see some gasoline prices going up.
They're up 1.17%.
Natural gas is up 0.64% on the day.
And heating oil, I don't know what the hell heating oil is still doing up, but it is up 0.54% on the day.
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Let's go ahead and get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
We've got gold, folks.
The price of gold is up $2.90.
A percentage increase of 0.22%.
Closing out gold right now at $1,332.20.
That's $1,332.20 per troy ounce of gold.
We've got silver, folks, which I'm very much bullish on.
Silver is up 3 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.21% on the day.
Current price for silver is $14.67 per troy ounce of silver.
We've got copper.
It's up 0.73% today.
And platinum is down 0.05% on the day.
And listen, all of you people in the chat room that are out there putting Zs and saying this is boring, that's why you are you and we're capitalists.
All right.
That's why you are you and we're capitalists.
And I'm telling you, one day, you fucking idiots are going to have to get down on your knees and you're going to have to fucking shine capitalist shoes.
Do you understand that, boy?
You're going to have to shine capitalist shoes.
So spit shine that shoe, boy.
Spit shine that goddamn shoe.
That goes for all you pieces of shit in the chat room.
Spit shine that goddamn shoe.
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna have to spit shine that fucking shoe, boy.
You're gonna do a good job, too, huh?
Oh, you're gonna make my fucking shoe look like fucking mirrors, huh?
Yeah, you better, you piece of crapper.
I ain't gonna pay you a cent.
I'll pay you a nickel.
All right?
So you can go fucking get yourself a pickle and shove it right up your goddamn clogged up pooper.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
All right, everybody in the chat room, shut the fuck up, all right?
Piece of shit.
Let's get to agriculture commodities here, all right?
Grains.
All right, let's take a look at corn.
Corn is down 0.66% on the day.
Wheat is down 0.94% on the day.
Oats are up 0.08% on the day.
And who the hell just said spit shine these nuts for two bucks?
Who the fuck just did that?
Fuck you.
Piece of shit.
See, now you're making me belch, dude.
You're getting me so upset that the acid is churning on my fucking stomach.
I'm belching.
Spits on ghosts' face.
I spit on you, bitch fucking asshole.
I've got your fucking bitch, all right?
I've got your bitch.
So shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
We got rough rice.
It's up 0.38% on the day.
Soybean is down 0.61%.
Soybean oil is down 0.07%.
And canola is down 0.26%.
Let's get to the soft, shall we?
We've got cocoa, the base of chocolate.
It is up 1.50%.
Coffee.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, okay?
Yeah, shut up, you fucking hipster baguette.
Anyway, coffee is down 2.33% on the day.
Sugar!
Sugar is down 0.080, 0.80% on the day.
And orange juice continues to come down.
It is down a whopping 4.19% on the day for orange juice.
Good God.
We've got cotton.
It is up 0.43% on the day.
Lumber, it is up 2.69%.
What is this?
I used to rely on heavy psychotropics to treat my severe insomnia until I found out about Somnihost.
What?
Now I can get a full night of restorative sleep from listening to Ghost Do the Markets.
I've been fucked up.
You asshole.
What are you talking about?
You ungrateful fucking pricks, man.
I'm giving you all millions of dollars of information for fucking free on here.
And you people don't give a shit.
You goddamn trolls.
Don't give a fuck, man.
Piece of shit.
Anyway, and whoever the hell Chrome Licker is, 69, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Nobody cares what the hell you have to say, you piece of shit.
All right, we've got lumber.
It is up 2.69%.
Rubber is down 0.29%.
And ethanol is down 0.61%.
Let's go ahead and get to livestock, shall we?
We've got live cattle.
It is up 2.90%.
Cattle feeder is up 1.88%.
And before we get to Lean Hog, folks, I'd like to remind everybody we need to get the hambone movement back in an effect.
We got to make America beautiful again.
And how we do this, folks, is once again, when you see these disgusting fat snorlaxes with the back tits, the back of their necks look like a pack of beef franks.
You know what I'm talking about?
These fat jelly asses with guns, you know, thunder thigh.
I'm talking about fat, jelly, snorlax bastards.
When you see them with their hover rounds in the grocery store and the shopping malls, don't confront them.
Do not harass them.
Just walk past them and nonchalantly say, hambo.
I mean, it's just simple as that.
All right?
Just walk past them and just don't even acknowledge them.
Don't even make eye contact.
Just say, fat, greasy ass, smelly, stinking hambo.
And I'm telling you, I hope if they hear that enough, we inspire these sons of bitches to put the fucking fork down for about five minutes.
All right?
And look, somebody in the chat room is talking about my salad recipe.
Listen, I don't want to give my salad recipe out.
It's a power punch health salad.
It's so goddamn healthy that you take shits that are like fucking 12 inches long, all right?
And it's such a clean shit.
It just comes out in one huge piece.
You don't even need to wipe.
All right.
That's how healthy my goddamn salad is.
All right.
It's a power punch fucking salad.
All right?
give me my goddamn drink oh here we got another 15 buck or for christ's sake All right.
We got another 15 bucker.
All right, here he is.
Lean hog is up 3.42% on the day.
And that, my friends, concludes the stock market portion of the broadcast.
All right.
All right.
Here we go again.
Let's go to cryptocurrency.
What have I told you all about cryptocurrency, boys?
I hope that y'all been hopping on that bandwagon.
You got to like the markets and good show, ghost.
Bro hoof.
Don't fucking give me a bro hoof, you fucking brony.
All right.
Don't you fucking dare go there.
All right.
Don't you fucking dare go there.
For Christ's sake, man.
And why is everybody grossed out about the salad talk?
Prove with shit pics.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
I'm not going to take a fucking picture of my turd.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, toss ghost salad.
All right, look, that's enough, all right?
That's a goddamn nuff, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
It's a health punch salad.
It's a power punch, healthy salad, man.
I mean, you'll brick like Mike Tyson with this salad.
It's so healthy.
I'm not even joking.
The freaking turd comes out in one fucking compact fucking, you know, turd capacity.
You don't even need a wipe, man.
Not to say that I don't wipe.
I'm just saying, you know, you wipe, you look at the damn toilet paper.
There's no autograph there, is what I'm saying, all right?
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not telling you not to.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Just shut up.
All right, I need some more beer after this, for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
That's what the fuck I need.
Just so I could pallet this fucking show, man.
Just so I can pallet this son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, you people are getting me so fucking pissed off.
I got mucus coming out my nose.
I'm not even fucking smoking the tetrahydrocannibinol.
I got fucking mucus coming out my orifices, for Christ's sake.
Give me a tissue.
Give me a goddamn tissue for Christ's sake.
Ghost doesn't wipe.
Engineer does it after he soils his wit.
Shut up, you idiot.
Give me my goddamn fucking hair.
All right, I think that's better.
Hold on.
just have one more have one more blow here all right it's better all right hey shut up don't say you knows what the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway huh the hell what the hell is that supposed to mean all right let's get to cryptocurrency before we get to these 15 buckers here all right All right.
What?
Don't confront him.
If you see Ghost in the dairy aisle loading up the basket of his power wheelchair with butter, don't confront him.
Don't acknowledge him.
Don't make eye contact.
Just walk past him and say hambone.
Fuck you.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
On bone meat.
What the hell?
That's an emoji?
Ghost, hope you enjoy some rugby league action.
It better be rugby league action and not man-ass.
I'm telling you.
I'm tired of you people with this infatuation with man-ass.
I'm really sick and tired of it.
All right.
I'll get to the 15 buckers in just a second.
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I want to talk cryptocurrency here.
I sincerely hope that you sons of bitches have been accumulating cryptocurrency and holding it for the long term because it's now starting to pay off, to say the least.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the entire market capitalization of cryptocurrency.
The entire market cap or the entire cryptocurrency market is currently at $254 billion.
Can you please talk about Dogecoin?
No.
Pretty, please?
No.
Sprinkles and icing on top.
Dogecoin is a fucking dumb idiot coin.
It's the epitome.
It's the epitome of why the internet are a bunch of fucking neckbeards, okay?
I mean, don't you idiots understand that there is this thing's never going to stop mining itself?
That fucking Dogecoin is going to mine itself forever, you idiots.
Stupid, man.
You're fucking stupid.
Once again, the entire market capitalization for the cryptocurrency markets is $254 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market.
Let's take a look at some of these cryptos out here.
Bitcoin, it is up 3.91% on the day.
Current price for BTC is the symbol.
Current price for Bitcoin, $7,978.51 per Bitcoin.
Let's get to Ethereum.
ETH is the symbol.
It is up 4.75%.
Current price for Ethereum is $245.94 per Ethereum.
Let's take a look at Litecoin.
Good God.
Have y'all seen Litecoin lately?
Why do you think I've always kept covering Litecoin even though Charlie Lee was a goddamn spastic autistic case?
Litecoin, LTC is the symbol.
Watch!
Ghost, you and I and the Jehudi circle may disagree on some things, but when it comes to Lucha, we are your men, Saidi, and you have our AKs.
Allahu Akbar and subscribe to the Jehudi.
The Jihudi Circle are you fucking kidding me?
The Jihudi Circle.
Anyway, look, Litecoin is up 10.18% on the day.
Up 10.18% on the day.
Current price for LTC Litecoin, $127.71 per Litecoin.
Let's take a look at Bitcoin Cash.
BCH is the symbol.
It's gone up 3.31% on the day.
Current price for Bitcoin Cash, $391.34 per Bitcoin Cash.
Let's take a look at Binance Coin.
Covering Binance COIN now, because Binance seems to be the biggest cryptocurrency exchange at this point in the world by volume and it's created its own coin and it's starting to gain some major value.
Let's take a look at Binance COIN.
BNB is the symbol.
In the past 24 hours, it has gone up 3.53 percent.
Current price for Binance coin, 31.80 per Binance coin.
Let's take a look at bitcoin, sv bsv is the symbol.
In the past 24 hours it has gone up 3.57 percent.
Current price for bitcoin, s v b s v 190.32 per bitcoin sv.
Let's take a look at Monero.
Even though we've had some bad news come out of Monuro, it's still on the plus side.
It is up 4.36 percent.
Current price for symbol x, mr Monero.
Current price is 87.54 per Monuro.
Take a look at Dash, Baby Dash is the symbol market cap or, excuse me, the current price, excuse me, in the past 24 hours, Jesus Christ.
In the past 24 hours it has gone up 4.31 percent.
Current price for fucking dash is 149.90 per dash.
Ethereum classic Etc.
Is the symbol.
It is up 1.83 percent in the past 24 hours.
Current price for Ethereum classic, 8.23 per Ethereum classic.
Let's take a look at Zcash, z ec is the symbol market cap or, excuse me, in the past 24 hours it has gone up 1.84 percent.
Current price for z ec zcash, 79.72 per zcash uh.
Let's take a look at quantum folks, qtum uh, current uh.
In the past 24 hours it has gone up 4.66 percent increase.
Uh, in the past 24 hours.
Uh, the current price for qt um, three dollars and nineteen cents per qt um.
And let's take a look at 42 coin.
People have been asking me ghost, why aren't you talking about 42 coin?
Well dude, there's not that many people invested in it, first and foremost, and secondly, it hasn't been doing bad at all.
All right, 42 coin is at 30 000 per coin baby, 30 000 per coin.
So anyway that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Lord Eight Hundred Reverend Penance00:12:19
All right.
And we've got ourselves a few 15 buckers that we got to go through now.
All right, we got ourselves a few 15 buckers that we got to go through at this point in time, so let's go ahead and do those, since we've gotten through the markets.
I think we've got about three or four of them, so let's get through them really rather quick, all right.
This one is by Tofer Usmc.
Tofer Usmc requested this.
Now, what the hell is this?
All right, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Oh man uh, Tofer USMC must have saw that inside edition clip that I put on.
I believe it was this saturday about Kenneth, Kenneth Copeland.
Here, let's take a look at this.
All right, let's take a look at this.
Here it is right here.
Here it is.
Fair use notice.
The use of the following media material is protected by the fair use clause of the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, which allows for the rebroadcast of copyrighted materials for the purposes of commentary, criticism, and education only.
Here is Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplanis defending their private jets because the Lord, the Lord told them to.
Go ahead.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
Subscribe to the Jehudi Circle.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Tim McCrab.
All right, let's play this.
This is what Topher USMC requested this.
We'll see what this is.
Go ahead.
Amos chapter 6.
Brother Copeland, I was flying home from a meeting and I had come out of a glorious meeting.
I had just been meeting a couple of charlatans.
Had a glorious meeting.
So I was, for lack of a better way to say it, I was spiritually high.
I said, people were saved, touched, and blessed.
God in the plane that God so graciously gave us.
That God so graciously gave us.
Going home, the Lord, real quickly, he said, Jesse, do you like your plane?
You know, I thought that's a Jesse.
Do you like your plane?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're having conversations with God about your fucking plane?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You expect us to believe this shit?
God's statement.
He gave me, I said, well, certainly, Lord.
He said, do you really like it?
And I thought, well, yes, Lord.
What?
It's a fucking piece of trash.
So that's it.
I didn't know how to handle it for me.
I went, what?
He said, you're going to let your faith stagnate?
And when he said that, that shocked me.
I went, whoa, wait.
I literally unbuckled my seatbelt, my plane, and I stood up.
So, wait a minute.
God is telling you to buy more shit?
Is that what you're going to try to tell me now, there, DePlanis?
You're going to try to say that the Lord said, you're going to let your shit stagnate, baby?
You need to go get yourself another plane.
I let's look where I said, do you need something?
I said, no, no, I'm talking to God right now.
And he went back to flying.
I said, Lord, I don't think I was letting my faith stagnate.
He said, so this is all I could ever do.
I said, you want you trying to tell me something?
He said, go to the book of Amos.
So if you had the book of Amos, I'm going to read this scripture.
Can I interrupt you there for a second?
You couldn't have done that on an airliner.
No, sir.
No way.
Stand up and say, what'd you say, Lord?
No.
Okay, no, yeah.
And the guy who's like, are you fucking kidding me?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
No, no.
Are you justifying your private jet on that?
You fucking people should burn in hell.
In the first place, Jesse and you know, you should burn in hell, Kenneth Copeland and fucking Jesse Duplanis.
You're trying to suggest that God is telling you to buy all this extravagant shit.
That's right.
We've got to have this.
We would have, the mesh that the airlines are in today, I would have to stop.
I'm being very conservative.
At least 75 to 80.
More than that.
Oh, no.
I got to stop.
I got to stop 75% of the time.
I got this fucking piece of crap.
Fuck you.
I'm not letting this play anymore.
These guys make me sick.
And to think, and to think that you've got groups of people in America that are actually listening to these disgusting, despicable charlatans and that are donating whatever beans they have in their fucking goddamn personal checking accounts so that they can donate to these pieces of garbage.
Oh my God, what a fucking bunch of jerks, dude.
I'm not even joking, man, but hey, that's people believe this horseshit.
I mean, it just goes to show you.
People believe this garbage.
I mean, people believe this shit that, you know, these guys need planes because the Lord is telling them to.
All right?
The Lord is telling them to, for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
Planet Earth is about to be recycled.
The only way to salvation is to join the inner circle and $300 for the intergalactic toll.
I don't know about that.
Join the kingdom of heaven, the kingdom of God.
I don't know about that, but let me tell you, I've got my Reverend here who's actually always in house because I'm a very spiritual man myself.
Let me bring him up to the microphone.
Reverend BJ, go ahead and say your prayer right there.
How's everybody doing, folks?
I'm Reverend B.J. with the Midnight Coalition.
And I want you all to know that those two men that you saw there trying to use the Lord's name in an attempt to try to enrich themselves is blasphemous.
And I'd like everybody right now to know that I am a true man of God.
And I'd like for everybody out there right now, I would like for you to stop what you're doing.
And I want you to pray with me.
I want you to pray with me and I want you to stop what you're doing.
And I want you to put your hand on the computer screen that you're listening to me from right now.
I want you to put your hand on the computer screen right now.
And I want you to pray with me.
I want you to pray.
Put your hand right now.
Put your hand on the computer screen right now.
And I'm going to send my holiness vibes through this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
Now, I want you to pray with me.
God, I'd like for you to praise everybody out there that is trying to receive your holiness and vibes through my conduit body, through the fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
And I want you to praise these people, Lord.
I want you to praise them.
I want you to bring them light.
I want you to bring them joy.
And as for you, Satan, you're a fiend, Satan.
You pray on the mind of the weak.
You pray on the mind of the young.
You pray on the mind of the wicked.
And I want you to get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
You're a fiend, Satan.
And I'm not going to let you corrupt any more of these people that are out here listening.
Get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
The Lord has just informed me right now that somebody who has put their hands on the computer screen right now has received the holiness vibes and they have been cured of the AIDS virus.
Hallelujah, folks.
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
The Lord has just told me that somebody who was praying with us that had their hand on the computer screen is be, wait a minute, was a paraplegic and can walk again, folks.
Can you believe that?
Praise Jesus.
Praise Jesus.
We're doing miracles with this online revival.
We're doing miracles here.
Hold on.
What is it, Lord?
What is it?
Somebody has told, the Lord has told me that somebody has been cured of cancer and they were staged for, should have died tomorrow, and they now are cured of cancer.
Hallelujah.
Praise the Lord.
Now, I want to be honest with every one of you folks.
Maybe some of you didn't get your prayers answered right now.
But what you can do is you can give me a call right now at 1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 10% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord so that you can be praised.
So the Lord can recognize you.
So that your prayers can be answered.
That's right, folks.
That's all you got to do.
That's all you got to do.
If you are a homosexual, if you are a homosexual, I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven right now.
All you got to do is give me a call right now at 1-800-Reverend BJ.
1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 20% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition, and I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven, even if you're a homosexual.
That's right, folks.
It's all you got to do.
You just got to, you got to sacrifice.
You know, people are going to be critical of me out here and say, Reverend BJ, why do I have to sacrifice?
It's your penance.
It's your penance to the Lord.
And that's why you've got to call right now.
If you have faith, if you believe in God, if you believe in the Lord, then you'll give me a call right now.
Right now at 1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 25% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
And if you don't, you're going to burn in hell.
You're going to burn in hell because you did not want to make that sacrifice to the Lord.
That you thought you were too important to make penance and a sacrifice to the Lord right now.
All hail.
We have ghost for another year.
Hallelujah, ghost can walk again.
That's right.
Ghost is a good friend of mine, and I pray with him every day.
Now, before I get out of here, I want everybody in here to know that I am a member of God's chosen people, and I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
The only thing that's stopping you is you and your greed and your whatever, whatever reason, you don't want to pay your penance.
You don't want to pay your penance to the Lord.
Give me a call right now, 1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 30% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition, baby.
I want to thank all of you out there for listening to me, this little small online revival that we're doing.
Thank you all very much, baby.
Thank you very much.
George Carlin called Religion Humanity's biggest bullshit story.
Churches operate tax-free while preachers get rich.
Like a camel through the eye of a needle.
Genesis called them out 28 years ago, but nothing has changed.
Well, I don't know what you say about that.
I just got back, Reverend BJ.
Father B.J., I'm addicted to ketamine.
Can you help me pray the gay order?
No way.
Are you kidding me?
Unless they sew your asshole shut.
Probably not.
Praise Jesus.
Ghost is out of his wheelchair.
Ghost can walk again.
That's enough.
That's enough.
All right, dudes.
We get it.
Real funny asshole.
Real fucking funny asshole.
All right.
Now, listen.
All right.
What do they need to do, Reverend BJ?
One more time for Reverend BJ, and then we're going to go ahead and move on with the show.
What do they need to do?
What they need to do right now is they need to call 1-800-Reverend BJ.
Okay, let me get to the microphone here.
They need to call 1-800-Reverend B.J. and donate 40% of what they earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
And if they don't, they're going to burn in hell.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much, Reverend B.J.
I really appreciate that.
Reverend BJ has been my Reverend since I was a little boy, and I love him dearly.
So anyway, with that being said, more beer.
Oh, man.
By the way, my God doesn't give a shit about beer, so it's all good.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
I think I got a couple more 15 buckers that I got to deal with here.
Hold on one second.
Let's see what we got here.
Got a few 15 more.
How many more 15 buckers do we have here, for heaven's sake?
All right, I think we got to do this one here.
All right, we saw the Kenneth Copeland one.
Stars AC Bumbler Tim McCrav00:07:05
This one is, I guess, the Aussies for Trump.
Aussies for Trump, right?
Yeah, the Aussies for Trump is next.
This is his 15 bucker.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at this here.
Better not be man-ass, I'll tell you that.
Oh, no, you know what?
He's right.
It's some rugby out here.
Let's go take a look at some rugby.
And let me tell you, the NFL is trying its damnedest to keep rugby off of the TV screens of America.
Because I'm telling you, I like rugby.
I think rugby is a badass sport.
I actually watch it online because you can't get it in regular cable outlets out here in America.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look.
Aussies for Trump.
He requested this.
Aussies for Trump.
Let's go ahead and put it on.
What is this?
From 1986, baby.
Old school rugby, baby.
All right, here it is.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Oh, oh, there's a punch.
There's a punch.
Come on, kick his ass.
Yeah.
Kick his ass.
Murder him.
Kill him again.
Kick his ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do a goddamn rugby bar brawl.
Yeah.
Whoop his ass.
Fuck em up! Fuck em up! Fuck em up!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Come on.
Fuck a god.
Kill him again.
Fuck him up.
There you go.
I want more blood.
More blood.
Don't let him get away with that, man.
Go fuck him up.
Kick his ass.
Kick his ass.
Hello, the referees are trying to figure out what's going on.
You know, I think he threw a punch over there.
I ain't threw a punch over here.
Yo, you know what I mean?
Yeah, fuck him up, man.
Fuck him up.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
Hey, hey, hey, I like, let's put it this way.
I like contact sports, okay?
I like violent contact sports.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you know, call me, you know, somebody who is a misogynist.
Call me somebody who has toxic masculinity.
But I like when fucking guys are like, you know what?
You're not going to fucking talk to me that way.
And I'm going to fucking kick you.
I like that shit.
I like it.
I like it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the next.
What's the next 15 bucker here?
Bumbler and the AC.
What the fuck does that mean?
Bumbler and the AC requested this next one.
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
Let's go ahead and put it on here.
Make sure it's not supposed to be.
Well, gentlemen.
Oh, geez.
I'm not playing this.
I want to be honest with you.
Viacom, they took one of my shows down for fucking playing this stupid shit.
All right.
So Bumbler and the IC request something else for three buck or something because I'm not playing this.
I'm not going to let them take this show down, dude.
It's this wonder chosen hobo ops.
All right.
Y'all played this one time and then fucking Viacom decided.
Oh, we're not going to let the Go Show play our material and then criticize us.
Oh, no.
We're not doing that.
So I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to run the risk of bringing it down.
So the Bumbler and the AC.
If you got a three-bucker and you want another fucking clip run, you can go ahead and do so.
I can't.
I'm not going to do this, dude.
I'm not going to have my shit pulled down.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to do it.
Sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the next one.
Tim McCrav.
All right.
Tim McCrav is the next 15 bucker, for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and play Tim McCraves.
All right, what is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Are you fucking kidding me, Tim McCrav?
You, you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
Let's go ahead and play this.
Tim McCrav.
As you can see, this is, I guess, Wings of Redemption or something.
I mean, let's play this.
What is this?
Is he asleep?
Is he having a heart attack?
I mean, is that his controller on his fat head?
Dude, I've had fucking three bad days in a row.
Okay.
Join the club.
Dude, I'm deleting you up.
No, dude.
No, I'm out.
Keep going, dude.
Fuck that nigga.
Oh, I hate him.
I hate him.
He realized you done goofed, right?
He realized you done goof then, right?
I mean, you're a southern fat jelly-ass bastard.
And you think that you have the clout to be able to say that?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, whoever that whole bummer in the IC is, like I said, donate another three bucks, another clip or something.
I'm not playing that, dude.
They're going to.
The fucking Viacom doesn't like me for whatever reason.
So, you know, Viacom material is going to be, you know, they're going to take down my shit because they're pieces of garbage.
I've already talked to Viacom.
I said, hey, dude, this is a fucking, this is just an entertainment show here.
We're just looking at clips and they don't give a shit.
So anyway, let's take a look at Reverend BJ.
Holy shit.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
That's a fucking, obviously some kind of a fruit bowl advertisement by Google.
Now, what the hell is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Reverend BJ, holy shit, requested this.
Go ahead and play.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Oh, shit, can you?
I was lying on the bed and the bed began to go around.
And I had the sensation like I was on a miracle round.
And then the furniture joined in, and then I was in the stars.
There were stars everywhere.
Above me, below me.
To the left of me, to the right of me.
Millions and millions of stars.
And the Lord said, the stars, the souls that you will win for me.
The Lord actually talks to me, you know.
I hear what Spager said.
And he said to me, get me $80 million by the weekend.
And the angel of the Lord stands by my side and speaks into my ear.
It's a beautiful thing.
This is religion, dude.
This is religion.
This is the bad part about religion right here.
I never thought such a thing could happen in the name of Jesus.
Slap Bitch Slap Want Respect Show Early00:14:31
And by the way, Genesis was better with Peter Gabriel, by the way.
Anyway, let's move.
That's enough.
All right, we get it.
We get it, you know, that we got a lot of charlatans out here that are, you know, trying to say they talk to the Lord and the Lord is telling them that they need millions of bucks and that they need this, they need that.
I get it.
All right.
I get it for Christ's sake.
I get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, man.
What a shitty Monday this is, man.
Right after I tell you people that I'm having a bad case of the Mondays, you people just fucking, you just twist the fucking knife, dude.
Twist the goddamn knife.
I should end this show early, dude.
I'm really having a bad case of the Mondays.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right?
I'm not even kidding around.
I should really just fucking end the show right now.
And shut up.
Don't call me a fucking crybaby asshole.
All right.
I'm pissed.
I'm fucking pissed.
I wanted to talk about how President Trump is warning fucking China and warning Xi Ji Ping that if he misses the G20 summit, that there's going to be even more tariffs coming to China's ass.
You like some of that?
How do you like some of that?
My president ain't bowing down to China.
I'm telling you, I can't believe that you people that hate this president.
I mean, it just exposes your anti-Americanism, that you're anti-American scum.
He told Xi Ji Ping that if he doesn't show up at the G20 summit, that more tariffs are going to be headed towards China's way.
By God, my fucking president ain't, he ain't being bullshitting around, baby.
All right, he ain't bullshitting around.
I'm telling you, the greatest economic productivity in American history, lowest unemployment rate in 60 years.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fuck you.
I'm not crying nothing.
All right?
I'm not crying nothing.
I'm still fucking here.
I'm still standing.
As a matter of fact, we should, we should, instead of ending it early, I'm going to end it early.
I'm not going to abruptly end it.
All right, here we go.
All right.
I am donating $5 to make it a short time.
All right, thank you, Bumbler.
It's not owned by Viacom.
You had better play it Scamler.
Don't call me fucking Scambler, you idiot.
I'm not going to play a Viacom clip that took one down one of my videos, all right?
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to do it, dude.
It's fucking pain in the ass.
All right, what is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some mad ass or some fucking gang rape or some shit.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
This is by Bumbler Had a Bad Day.
Go ahead.
What is this?
We got to get him to the landing zone.
Grab his leg.
Oh, dude.
No.
Dude, come on.
Oh!
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
Why in the fuck would you do that?
Why the fuck would you do that, man?
Fucking Bumbler had a bad day.
Why the fuck would you do that?
Why?
Why would you do that shit?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
That's fucking horrible.
I don't want to talk about VIP.
Fucking damn!
You know what?
All right, that, you know what?
That fucking convinced me.
I got to fucking end this show early.
I'm not going to sit here and do another fucking six, seven hours like I usually do with you people.
You people are fucking macabre, disgusting, sick in the fucking head, internet people, cyber vermin, troll terrorist fucks.
That's what you are.
All right?
That's what the fuck you are.
For Christ's sake, man.
That's what you are.
Shut up in the fucking chat room for Christ's sake, all right?
I deserve more respect than what the fuck you're giving me, man.
You fucking cauliflower cock having foreskinned muzzle-loving, cuck-hold connoisseur-looking, sphinker-fingering, trans-testicle, turd burglar-looking, mud-butt-licking fucking pieces of chicken-eating cornboy crap.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Let me chug a lug for Christ's sake, all right?
Oh, end it if you want.
No.
Respect is earned.
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck do I have to do for you fucking trolls to earn your fucking respect, huh?
I gave you a fucking Saturday Night Troll show, and you fucking idiots won't even give me some goddamn respect.
I gave you a goddamn troll show, and you fucking idiots won't even give me a goddamn respect, man.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking anal cheese-loving, pause hole-sniffing, yeast-infected, having herpes, schlonghead, fluffing, bad, period, smelling, syphilis, schlonghead, sucking, colon, tenderizing, dolls with balls-loving pieces of anal leakage-loving trash.
I'm tired!
I'm tired!
I'm tired of you pricks!
I deserve more respect, man!
I deserve more respect!
Watch anime unironically for respect, man.
Fuck you.
I'm not fucking.
You're not gonna convince me to watch that stupid perverted shit.
All right, you're not gonna fucking get me to watch that perverted garbage, man.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Instead of worrying about you fucking internet people, instead of worrying about you people into text-to-speech, instead of worrying about you fucking people in the damn chat room, I am gonna do me.
All right, you pause hole-sniffing, anal cheese-loving pieces of nipple-clamp-loving hot dog up the ass having chicken-eating cornboy trash.
I'm doing me, and I am going to fucking drink.
And you know what?
I'm gonna break out the wacky tobacco, the tetrahydrocannabanol, the marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the endo, the chronic, the poo smoke.
All right, I'm gonna break that out now, and I'm gonna do me for a little bit, all right?
I'm doing me.
Oh, another 15-bucker.
How fucking quaint.
Well, you know what?
You wait on that fucking 15-bucker, you son of a bitch.
All right, you deserve more bitch slaps.
Well, come bitch slap me, you fuck!
All right, you come bitch slap me then, and you think you're such a fucking badass!
You come out here, and you come bitch slap me and see what the fuck happens to you, you piece of shit!
You come down here and do it!
You come down here and do it!
You fucking piece of crap, fucking son of a bitch.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people.
You know what?
Your mouths talk a lot of shit, boy.
All right, you flap your fat, fucking goddamn Pop-Tart-eating fingers on the keyboard, but I guarantee you you wouldn't come down here and try to bitch slap me, boy.
You wouldn't dare come down to try to bitch slap me, boy.
I guarantee it to you.
You can't fight in a wheelchair.
Fuck you, man.
Let me tell you something.
I'm a bad man.
All right.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
All right.
I'm not joking around, boy.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'm over fucking six feet two inches tall.
All right.
What?
Yeah, bitch slap, go slap, slap.
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, you're doing that shit over a fucking internet.
You fucking wouldn't even dare come down here where the fuck I'm at and try to do it.
I'm dangerous.
All right.
I'm a fucking dangerous man.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now, you scumbags.
If I clinched my fucking fist and put them in my pockets and went outside, I'd be arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
Do you understand me?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'll leave a fucking hole in your face with one punch.
One punch.
I'll leave a fucking hole in your goddamn face.
I'll make you look like a fucking cancer victim for fuck's sake, you son of a bitch.
I would fucking stop a mud hole in your ass.
I'd kick it dry and then take a dirty diarrhea of shit in it.
And all you could do was look back at me with a brown smile about it, boy.
Each and every one of you fucking internet wannabes.
And I ain't shitting around, boy.
Let me tell you something right now.
You don't want none of this.
All right.
You don't want none of this for Christ's sake.
All right?
You don't want none of this.
Give me my goddamn beer.
You don't want none of this for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a bad motherfucker, man.
I'm not.
I get into son of a bitch.
I get into barb rolls for exercise.
That's how fucking intense I am.
That's how dangerous I am, man.
I get into barb rolls for exercise.
Let me tell you something.
You know what?
I'm going to be very candid.
You know what I do sometimes just to challenge myself?
I go into the black neighborhoods with a MAGA hat on.
All right.
Anybody who comes up to me, I just punch him in the fucking face.
All right.
Anybody comes up to me and says, man, what the boom?
All right, I do that for fun, man.
And sometimes I got to take on four or five black guys at a time.
Yeah, we get it.
I know Ebola in San Antonio.
We get it.
I know there's fucking like 300 people from the Congo.
We get it.
So much tough talk.
Where were you when I was I getting fucked to death in that alleyway by those blacks?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Don't talk about my granny, you fucking son of a bitch.
Oh, God.
Don't talk about my granny.
I don't know how many fucking times I got to tell you fucking people, man.
My granny was a pious woman, man.
She never cursed a day in her life.
I buy that, bro.
What is this?
I eat Texans for breakfast.
Let's go, Puto.
Where and when, so I can put you in a car.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you come down here to San Antonio, you son of a bitch, all right?
Ask around about who ghost is.
All right?
All right, come down here, San Antonio.
Ask on the streets who ghost is.
All right?
I mean, even the fucking Mexican and black gangs don't want nothing with ghosts over here.
You understand?
They don't want nothing to do with me, boy.
All right?
I'm more dangerous than Gran Torino, boy.
You understand that?
I mean, I walked down the streets, man.
The blacks and the Mexicans, they rolled out a red carpet for me.
All right?
I mean, that's how dangerous of a man I am.
So don't be sitting here talking garbage.
All right?
I'm a bad man out here.
And just because you're a bunch of internet punks that are out here flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking that you're acting tough, I'm telling you, that ain't acting tough, boy.
Come on down here, baby.
Come on down here and see if you ass don't get your ass beat.
I fucking beat your ass in the dog meat.
Anybody who tries to threaten me.
Any of you people that try to threaten me.
And let me tell you something.
I don't respond well to fucking threats, as you can see.
So keep your fucking threats to yourself, boy.
Give me my goddamn beer.
All right, let me play this fucking 15-bucker before I move on to anything else.
I want to break out the wacky tabaki here.
But let me go ahead and play this 15-bucker.
Want our respect.
All right.
Requested this 15-bucker YouTube.
Want our respect.
You want our respect?
Question mark.
We play that.
What is this?
Put the shit on.
What is this?
Want our respect?
Shut.
The fuck up.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking piece of shit.
You shut the fuck up.
Oh, you fucking assholes.
Please kill yourself.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
You should really kill yourselves.
I can't believe you pieces of shit, man.
I'll fucking turn this shit off You should really kill.
Oh, fucking.
Fuck you.
Turn this shit off, man.
Fucking do you see these people?
They're fucking telling me to kill myself These fucking people are telling me to kill myself.
I mean what kind of fucking fans are you?
What kind of fucking fans are you man?
I'm telling you I've I came into the show with a bad case of the fucking Mondays and it's gotten worse It's gotten worse and it's gotten fucking worse I'm telling you you fucking idiots you want me off this damn broadcast don't you huh?
Oh, you want me to end this son of a bitch early don't you?
Huh?
Don't you fighting ghost is easy just dump him out of his wheelchair pinch your nose and walk away let me you fucking son of a bitch you want to know something okay okay you all think I'm in a wheelchair huh?
Okay, let's just say I'm in a wheelchair.
You think I'm not tough?
Huh?
Is that it?
Huh?
You think because I'm in a fucking wheelchair that I'm not a tough fucking guy?
I'm a tough fucking guy, alright?
I'm a tough fucking guy out here.
And I think that you people need to fucking show me some respect, even if you assholes think that I am in a wheelchair.
Nolegs Wheelchair Tough Guy00:03:48
All right?
And you know, oh, what?
What?
What?
Back it up then, bitch boy.
Post your home address and phone number for people to find out.
Oh, yeah.
What my fucking phone number?
You want to date me, Gino, you fucking fruit bowl?
Why the fuck do you want my phone number?
Huh?
Why the fuck do you want my phone number for?
What do you want to call up and fucking talk about video games and shit?
Talk about pornographic material that turns you on?
Ah?
Why the fuck do you want my phone number for, man?
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
Honey, can you give us your phone number and your address?
Because my name is Gino, X1997.
And I want to tell you, ghosts, I want your toolbox.
Yeah.
I just want to just take a look at Feel your toolbox.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I want.
Jesus Christ.
Let me remind you people.
Let me remind you people that just because somebody might be in a wheelchair doesn't mean, it doesn't mean they can't be tough guys, okay?
Let me show you.
Let me show you one instance, all right?
We saw this on another episode.
I believe it was Friday's episode.
But I'd like for you all to know that just because somebody's in a damn wheelchair doesn't mean that they can't be tough, all right?
Let me show you.
Put the fucking, put the PC shut on.
Look at this.
Look at this.
It's Mr. No Legs.
It's Mr. Nolegs.
Look at that.
Yeah!
Shoot him, Mr. Nolegs!
You're damn right!
You think that somebody's in a damn wheelchair?
They're not tough.
There's Mr. Nolegs right there, boy.
Gotten too sloppy for our operation.
Want us to relieve him of his duties?
Yeah.
What I'm gonna know, boy.
Be careful of that wheelchair.
We'll separate him from that plaything right off.
And look, here, they try to take out Mr. Nolegs.
Big fucking mistake.
Big mistake.
All right?
Look at these.
They're trying to hit him.
Look at him.
They're setting up Mr. Lowlegs for a hit.
And look at him.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Yeah, look at Mr. Noleg got a fucking Chinese star.
Yeah, come on, take on Mr. Nolegs, run the balls.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, you want no legs.
Come on, baby.
Look at this, look at this fucking yeah, pelvic thrust.
All right yeah, pelvic thrust, and check out Mr. No Legs.
He fucking flips himself over.
He's ready.
He's getting himself ready.
He's looking at the back of him and then butt buster, butt buster, you're goddamn right, boys.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
You all get it all right.
I'm just trying to show you idiots that just because somebody's in a damn wheelchair doesn't mean that you know they're not a tough guy.
All right, all right.
I mean, you people are just being a bunch of macabre assholes.
But I'm telling you right now boy, I mean, just because somebody is in a damn wheelchair doesn't mean that they're uh, they're not tough boy.
All right, piece of shit.
Tough talk from a state full of losers.
Oh yeah, if you were at the Alamo, the Mexican army would have skipped over you because your wheelchair would have made you an unchallenging target.
You crippled Hambo.
Timeout Vaping Nice Person Fuck Timeout00:15:42
Wheelchair symbol.
Wheelchair symbol symbol.
Wheelchair shut the fuck up.
Wheelchair symbol.
Wheelchair symbol.
Wheelchair symbol shut up and see, you know what you know.
I'm tired of rationalizing fucking shit with you people.
Man, you people are a bunch of hemorrhoid sucking dingleberry, extracting dirty diaper, eating ass blast enthusiasts uh anal cheese having uh anal object aficionado, loving pieces of garbage.
Fuck's sake, man.
I'm fucking tired of you people, tired of you internet people.
for christ's sake give me my fucking beer i've only had two beers It's 1130.
I've only had two beers in two shots.
I mean, you people are eating into my fucking drinking time.
You know that you people are eating into my drinking time.
Give me my drink.
I'm almost out of beer.
You know what time it is right.
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, give me some goddamn beer.
You're damn right, boy.
You're damn right.
And all you people in the chat room hating, fuck you all right.
All right.
All you people in the chat room fucking hating, fuck you all right.
Fucking Vc445, fuck you.
Jim Jensen, fuck you right Bot, fuck you.
Steven Stinkverse, fuck you all right.
Uh, fucking Russell Sterling Dyer, fuck you all right.
UFC Fan27, fuck you all right.
Rs Matrix, fuck you all right.
Uh, Spermy the butt.
Hamster, fuck you all right.
Jesus Christ, Black Hat Ink, fuck you.
Spermy the bird, fuck you, give my fucking beer.
Well Ghost, I didn't know you starred in a movie as Mr No Legs.
It's amazing to see, even back then, that Hollywood was diverse and tolerant to allow you to star as a crippled action hero.
I'm not Mr No Legs.
I was using him as an example, Was using him as an example, you asshole.
Ghost, maybe you would get more respect if you stopped crying like a bitch every broadcast.
Yeah, why don't you admit that those teeth ain't yours there, Tony Robbins?
How about that?
Why don't you admit those fucking teeth that you got in your choppers ain't really yours?
How about that?
And take a whiff of that while you're at it.
Jesus Christ.
I've got the beer.
Wait, let's fucking go ahead and break out the wacky tobacco.
That's all I'm going to do.
I'm going to do it now.
I'm doing it now for Christ's sake.
I wanted to talk about all kinds of political and social subject matters, but of course I can't because I've got a gangload of trolls that are that are just fucking like a bad case of herpes, man.
They never go away.
Look!
Look!
Why don't you admit your teeth are dentures?
I have all my teeth.
Listen.
I have all my fucking teeth.
What the fuck you're talking about, you idiot.
I don't have fucking dentures.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, these are my teeth.
My fucking teeth.
I don't have dentures, all right?
And by the way, stop talking about my teeth.
You idiots are going to fucking do something.
You're going to call some meme magic or some shit.
Well, what, black hat?
Spit shine this nuts first, then you might get respect.
You've been saying you'll end this show for the last hour, yet you're still on.
Here, Ghostler behind the scenes.
Oh, oh, oh, ghost behind the scenes, huh?
Ghost behind the scenes.
What the fuck is this, black hat?
Fucking piece of shit, huh?
What is this, black hat?
Huh?
What is this?
Oh, oh, this is ghost behind the scenes, huh?
Now, first of all, this is not me.
I want everybody to fucking understand that, all right?
Put this on.
Put the PC shot on.
This is not me.
I don't do fucking jewels.
I don't do no vaping shit.
All right?
Vaping sucks.
I smoke.
That's what I do.
I smoke cigars and I smoke tetrahydrocannabinol and I smoke pipes.
I don't smoke.
I don't do any of this vaping shit.
All right, put it on.
This is the fruity one they have?
The fruity one they have?
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fuck you, ghost behind the fucking scenes.
Man, go fuck yourself, man.
Black hat, go fuck yourself, man.
A ghost behind the fucking scenes, all right?
I smoke smoke, dude.
I don't do any of that dumb, stupid, dumb, fucking, you know, vaping shit.
Vaping is for pussies, all right?
Vaping is for hipster pussies.
That's what that is.
As a matter of fact, where's my pipe?
Get in my fucking pipe, for Christ's sake, man.
Look at this shit.
Look, luckily, it's already clean and shit.
Let me get my freaking bag of weed here.
Got some of this Hollywood cush.
Whoo!
That smells good, dude.
That smells hell.
That smells hella good, for Christ's sake.
And look, people are saying, do a face reveal, ghost.
I don't want to fucking reveal my face to you people.
You understand?
The relationship that we have already is good enough for me.
I don't want my fucking face to be revealed.
All right, so what?
So you people could come up to me when I'm at the bar or something?
Huh?
And then what?
I'm going to tell you, I'm not that nice of a person in real life, okay?
I'm not that nice of a person in real life.
I'm not a very nice person, all right?
I'm kind of a violent man.
So I'm not, I don't want to put any fucking face reveals out there because, I mean, I don't want you people to come up to me, all right?
I'm a simple guy, all right?
Piece of crap.
All right, I'm loading my bowl here, all right?
All right, I'm loading my fucking bowl for Christ's sake.
All right, here, let me show you.
I'm breaking off.
See that?
I'm breaking off some of the bud there, baby.
Oh my god.
All right, I'm loading this bowl.
Everybody, shut up.
Don't judge me in the chat room, boys.
All right, you wish that you were.
What?
I noticed this show been sucking pretty hard.
I thought I'd contribute.
Oh, man, I thought you were in the kitchen there, Dark Me Magician girl.
I thought that you were going to finally get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances for Christ's sake.
But no, there you are.
There she is.
Here, let's sing this Dark Me Magician slut of song.
There she is.
Dark Meme Magician girl.
She makes ghost want to chunky her.
She's a bitch, like I said, and she doesn't give great head, but she needs to be back in the kitchen.
All right, that's my song.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a let's take a smoke of some tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobaki, the marijuana, the chronic, the endo, the poo smoke.
Let's go ahead and do this.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
You gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain.
I buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost.
Just started my graveyard shift at work.
Cheers to you, my dude.
Cheers to you, Al.
Jesus Christ.
And now I've got mucus coming out again on my orifices, dude.
Give me my fucking tissue.
I need a tissue, man.
I need a goddamn tissue for Christ.
I don't know what it is.
Every time you take the first hit of weed, dude.
Here, here, my tissue.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
I'm telling you that, right?
Hey, UFC fan27, let me tell you something.
You keep talking that garbage.
You know, put that asshole in timeout.
Put him in fucking timeout.
Time out his ass.
That was a beautiful song.
You should do a duet with Dark Blaine.
I'll do a duet with Dark Blaine.
Dark Blaine is a good fan.
All right?
And that goes for anybody else that fucking sits there and talks garbage to me.
I'm tired of you people talking garbage.
I already told you I'm having a fucking bad case of the fucking Mondays.
All right.
Hey, get an Atomic Massacre out of here, too.
Put him in timeout, too.
Put everybody in timeout that's talking shit, engineer.
You got that?
Blow smoke to $5,000 Obama PC.
No, hold on.
Let me see.
It's all right.
Everything's all good.
I dust this off very nicely every day, so everything's all good.
Don't worry about my don't worry about my Corsair I-160.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
All right, I'm not kidding around.
Engineer, anybody who's talking shit, get them out of here.
I don't want to see him.
I've had a bad enough Monday.
The last thing I want to see is a bunch of people talking garbage to me in a goddamn chat room, okay?
I don't want to see that shit, all right?
I don't want to see that garbage.
Take him out of here, Ninja.
Take him the fuck out.
Put fucking Lone Wolf.
Put him in timeout.
All right.
Put fucking Kemscares.
That asshole telling me I'm a fucking crap.
Get him out of here.
All right.
Put him in fucking timeout.
Who else are we putting in timeout?
Baka, get him in timeout.
Hey, ghost.
Someone in our Discord found this old PAL talk recording of you talking about the Cardinals.
I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on it.
Talking about the car, that's all, like, wait, hold on, man.
I wasn't.
Man, let me tell you something.
You're talking about NFL 2 chat and PAL talk, I think, that you're talking about there.
And I'm telling you, man, I used to go in there back even earlier than that.
I was in NFL fucking talk to since like 06.
All right, so, you know, there's some people that have known me for a while on these internets way before everybody else.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not turning into Wings of Redemption.
All right.
Get Burgundy sauce out of here.
Get Bergens and put him in fucking timeout too, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Oh, wait a minute.
I put the wrong.
You put the wrong one.
You put ICUP here.
Put him back.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just so sick, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
Put him out of here, Engine.
Get that fucker out.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
And don't compare me to that fat fucking hick, Wings of Redemption, dude.
I'm nothing like Wings of Redemption, dude.
I'm nothing.
All right, I'm fucking, I make Wings of Redemption look like a fucking piece of garbage on the fucking street.
I make them look like street pizza.
What the fuck you're talking about, all right?
So just sit there and shut up.
you my goddamn drink all right let me get to dark me magician girls 15 buck her over here because she requested one and all of her cars well did So let's just get those two out of the way.
I haven't, I've only smoked one hit of weed here.
I want to smoke a little bit.
I want to take a little bit of a break.
And then we'll get to Ray.
We'll get right to Raider Graffiti because I want to get the fuck out of here, right?
I want to get the fuck out of here.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
What is this Dark Meme Magician girl?
What the hell did you?
What is this crap?
What is this?
What?
I'm coming for you!
Help me!
What the hell was that crap?
This is real freaking embarrassing.
What the fuck is this?
I'm going to beat on your skull the way it costs me.
I'm not even in.
I don't get it.
I don't get this crap.
I've got everything I've ever known.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Just shut this shit off.
Yeah, real funny, dark meme magician, girl, all right?
I tell you what, why don't you, why don't you show me a fucking video of you making a sandwich?
And then I'll give you some props.
How about that?
How about that, dark meme magician, girl?
All right.
You don't have to show your face or anything.
Show some feminine looking hands.
I don't want to see man hands.
All right.
If I see man hands, I know you're not a fucking chick and you're a goddamn piece of garbage.
All right, get your little feminine hands.
Make a sandwich.
There's Gino.
I wonder what the hell this fruit bowl is doing.
Hold on, I got to get to Oliver Carswell.
Oliver Carswell said that this is some old pal talk or something.
What is this?
Bird Steelers.
Hold on.
Is this when the hell was this?
When the hell was this?
Hold on a second.
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
I told all of you, Kurt Warner was going to throw the long ball all the way to the Super Bowl.
There he is.
It's a great day in NFL right now.
I'm choking up, literally.
I almost want to cry.
Open Mike.
Open.
Open Mike.
Kurt Warner with the long ball.
Ghost's Granny is a fucking slut and a cunt.
Fuck you.
Don't talk about my granny.
This was a long time ago, dude.
This was like an 09.
Well, he was right.
I'll give him that.
And I will say this too.
That guy Niner that he was just bitching about.
Apparently they made a bet because all week long his name has been OG's bitch.
Yes.
So he at least paid up on his bet.
That's great.
Okay.
Now the Cardinal fan's going to accept his win and tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl.
All the anguish, you know, all the verbal abuse, all the slanderous lies, all the insults, all the personal attacks.
It's 100 lies right here.
And I'm glad to see that, you know, shut the fuck up.
I'm listening to this.
What is this?
Oh, we got NG Nirzada.
What the fuck is your happy carpet munching munsie?
I don't even know what the hell your name is.
Nirzada Talent.
Golden Capital Season X1987 Joke00:13:26
I don't know what the fuck that means.
This was on a fucking radio.
I didn't even know this was on a radio show, dude.
I mean, I was talking on Pal Talk, NFL Chat 2, and they put me on a fucking sports radio show.
I didn't even know this shit.
People, especially in the NFL chat one room here, which have been very gracious and very hospitable.
Again, he's like, he's accepting an award.
What is this?
Because I predicted it, asshole.
And for best performance in a chat room.
I predicted it.
Tarheel for motherfucking damn motherfucking damn.
Hell, the motherfucking damn.
The motherfucking damn, the motherfucking damn, the motherfucking damn.
What's that motherfucking damn quote thing?
OG for Kurt Warner throws the long ball.
I told all of you, Kurt Warner was going to throw the long ball all the way to the Super Bowl.
You know, at least they're understanding that I was there from day one.
I was out here saying Cardinals during the season, even when they were losing.
All right.
I said that they were holding it all for the playoffs.
And I'm telling you, it doesn't matter who they play in the Super Bowl.
They're going to win.
So Cardinals are going to win it, hands down.
Sorry for taking so long.
I'm just super excited.
My heart's beating like a lab rat.
Like a lab rat?
Hyper-infused speed or something.
So thank you very much.
Open Mike.
His heart's beating like a lab rat, he said.
Like he was channeling Elvis at the end there.
Like a fucking remote.
You know, I got to tell you, though, dude, every time he used that word ass clown, it made me afraid.
Because when I was a kid, I had a birthday party.
My mother hired an ass clown.
Wait a minute.
You know, hold on.
I didn't know that the, first of all, I'm really upset at this, okay?
I'm really upset at this because I was actually talking to some people in an NFL chat.
I used to go to this NFL chat all the time.
I used to go in there a long time for years, and it's a group of guys in there.
And look, some of them happen to be, some of them happen to be radio disc jockeys on Sirius, and some of these guys are like sports guys.
So they're in there and they're talking shop and shit.
I did not give them permission to do that.
And you mean to tell me that they went on some fucking market somewhere that they're being broadcasted to and use my fucking voice as like I'm a fucking joke?
Like I'm a fucking joke for Christ's sake, man.
Fuck you!
It's fucking shit!
Fucking joke!
God damn it!
Like I'm a fucking joke!
They're just pissed off that I predicted that the goddamn Cardinals were going to go to the Super Bowl that year, and I was right!
I was fucking it right.
That's why I was in there rubbing it in the faces of those NFL 2 assholes, all right?
I was rubbing it in their fucking faces for Christ's sake, man.
And as a matter of fact, let me tell you something.
That Super Bowl is when the fucking Pittsburgh Steelers were playing the Cardinals, okay?
The fucking refs.
What?
How embarrassing.
You're a joke to cheap two-bit radio hosts.
Fuck you, darn it.
Fuck you, man.
Fucking Ike Turner, bitch.
That's all I'm saying.
You fucking lucky, man.
Anyway, look, all right.
The fucking referees gave the game to the fucking goddamn Pittsburgh Steelers.
That should have been the Cardinals game.
If you look at the fourth quarter, all right, one of the last few plays of the actual game fucking gave it to the goddamn fucking Pittsburgh Steelers.
And it was a joke.
And you know, I did a show.
You could probably look back.
It's still up.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
The fucking archive of all those shows are still up.
I actually had a show that fucking Super Bowl Sunday.
And I was just talking about how the game of the NFL is completely goddamn corrupt.
It is being orchestrated by the referees.
And all these assholes that were in NFL chat were calling up and saying, hey, ghost, hey, what about Pittsburgh Steelers and the long ball?
And all this stuff.
They used to make fun of me because I used to say that fucking Kurt Warner would throw the long ball.
And I like Kurt Warner.
He's a good Christian man.
He's a Cinderella boy story for Christ's sake.
I mean, he was the greatest show on turf.
He's thrown the long ball better than I've ever seen anybody in my life.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
Throwing the long ball.
I've never seen the long ball thrown better than fucking Kurt Warner, for Christ's sake, dude.
I mean, this guy could throw a fucking long ball 50, 60 yard pass and would hit the damn receiver right in the numbers.
Fucking Kurt Warner, baby.
Kurt fucking Warner.
And they should have won the 09 Super Bowl.
They didn't because the refs gave it to them.
And look back on that show.
Look back on the show, man.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
Look at Super Bowl Sunday, 2009.
These fucking assholes called me and talked a lot of garbage.
Talked a lot of garbage at me.
And I, uh, talking about taking a fucking trip down memory lane, I did not know that these assholes were going to use my voice for their fucking goddamn two-bit fucking radio shows for Christ's sake.
That pisses me off.
That fucking pisses me off for Christ's sake because I thought that we had ourselves like, you know, because a lot of the guys in there in that NFL chat and PAL talk, believe it or not, I mean, some of these guys were mainstream, not all of them, but some of them were like mainstream radio sports talk show guys.
And these guys are fucking using me as their bit for Christ's sake.
Fuck you, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, man, it just makes me fucking sick.
I can't believe that that happened.
I can't believe that, man.
I can't believe that I was used as some fucking punchline for Christ's sake for some goddamn sports disc jockey, all right?
Fucking great.
Fucking great for Christ.
And that just goes to show you how long I've been on this internet, boy.
Let me tell you something.
I got to contact my fucking lawyer, man, fucking Noseberg, and see what we can fucking do.
I got two words for those assholes, man.
Punitive damages.
All right, let me get to this last fucking 15-bucker by Gino X1987.
This piece of trash.
All right, what does Geno X1987 have to say?
Oh, how fucking quaint, Gino.
How quaint.
How quaint?
And I didn't say Noseberg.
I said Newsberg.
That was my fucking, it's my lawyer, Newsberg.
Fucking idiot.
Anyway, let's put it on here.
PC shot.
All right, this right here.
What?
What?
Ghost, this is me stepping out of character here.
It's one thing to troll on the show as some character, but what these guys did without even telling you was pretty low.
It is.
I legit feel bad for you, dude.
Sorry to hear that.
I was in a fucking PAL talk.
I used to look.
I used to go in here and look, the NFL chat in Powell Talk, they wouldn't stay in there all the season.
It would just be, or they wouldn't stay in there all year.
They would just be in the NFL season.
So when the NFL season started, you know, you'd go in there and these guys were serious football guys.
I mean, they talked football.
They did it.
You know, it is what it is.
It was a fun chat to talk to.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about it, dude.
I'm really pissed off that that happened and that exists.
And I'm really upset about that.
I am really fucking upset about that.
Anyway, let's get to Geno X1987's 15-bucker.
Here it is right here.
And look at real funny.
I'll get around.
I get around.
Get around, round around, I get around.
If you're having trouble getting around, you need a hover around power chair.
I'm Tom Cruise, inventor of The Hoveround.
I'm a nurse by profession, so I know how important it is to your well-being to have a power chair that gives you independence and freedom.
The freedom to get around and enjoy life again.
My hover round has changed everything.
Get around, round, round, I get around.
Get around, round around.
We say that hover arounds are around for a reason.
Because unlike chairs with a square front, your hoveround allows you to maneuver easily.
Whether you're in order out.
Turn this shit off.
Look, first of all, fuck you, Gino, for that.
And secondly, this isn't an advertiser.
This isn't some sponsor, you idiots in the chat room, that fucking hover around is a goddamn sponsor of the show.
Fuck you, man.
All right?
Fuck you.
Look, I've had about enough of you people today.
I'm not even fucking kidding around, man.
I mean, I really almost just canceled this goddamn show.
I almost canceled this goddamn show.
And I should have.
I want to be honest with you.
I have not been enjoying myself whatsoever on this broadcast.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
I ended the fucking Saturday Night Troll Show on a good note.
That was some great content, especially the last several hours.
If y'all haven't seen this past Saturday Night Troll Show, I'd strongly advise you to go to my channel and check it out for yourself.
Sorry, I am late.
Golden Capital.
Well, hey, you put 15 bucks, but you didn't put a link.
You forgot the link, Golden Capitalist.
Hook it up with another three bucks or so and give me the link and I'll play it.
You forgot the link to put it in in the description there.
Anyway, I do want to say that the last Saturday Night Troll show was pretty goddamn good.
All right.
Yeah, and by the way, I know people are saying that Bjorn TV shouted us out.
Not only did he shout us out, baby, he put GX for life on his wall in the 24-hour stream, if you didn't see that.
So I'm telling you, GX is getting around the internets, baby.
We're getting the respect that we deserve.
Props to GX and props to the capitalist army.
Now, I know you're saying, well, what's the difference between GX and the Capitalist Army?
The Capitalist Army are the elites of the elites.
All right.
The elite, I'm talking like, I shouldn't say hacker, but just they're technologically inclined.
All right.
GX, man, those are the fucking trolls, man.
These are the trolls that everybody calls toxic.
These are the trolls that you don't want knowing your information.
These are the trolls that'll send you dildos.
What?
All right.
All right.
He messed up.
All right.
Here's Golden Capitalist.
He said, sorry he's late.
He hooked it up with a 15-bucker.
He, here, here's the link to it.
Let's see what it is there, Golden Capitalist.
Hold on.
This is for Ghost.
All right.
Okay.
We'll go ahead and look at this.
All right.
What is this?
This is for Ghost.
Let's go ahead and play this.
Go ahead.
Put the PC shout on.
What is this?
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
What is this shit?
President Donald J. Trump delivering what at least I believe to be his most powerful speech that he's given as President of the United States from certainly the most moving setting.
It followed a remarkable speech as well from President Macron.
President Trump began by talking about...
Son of a...
You son of a...
Take that shit off!
Take that shit off.
Take that shit off.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Fucking piece of garbage.
Whoever the fuck you are, Golden Capitalist, I'm fucking, I'm fucking turning you into the cyber police.
All right?
Turning you assholes into the fucking cyber police.
That's what I'm doing.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
I know who this is because I back traced it.
Crippled by Charlie.
Discharged from military.
Trolled by Paltalk.
Trolled by BTR.
Cucked by the GOP twice.
Trolled by the trolls twice.
Cucked by Mrs. Ghost countless times.
Fuck you.
Trolled by time.
Trolled by a clock.
Trolled by spaghetti.
Fuck you.
Wheelchair symbol symbol.
Wheelchair You done goofed.
All right.
I backtraced it, and I'm going to turn you into the cyber police.
And consequences will never be the same.
Fucking assholes.
Give me my fucking beer.
Fucking golden capitalist.
Golden capital.
Real funny asshole, all right?
Smoke One Vintage Ads One Smoke00:04:45
Give me my smoke.
You gotta hold it in.
You gotta let it hit the brain there for a second.
So just, just bear with me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
All right, that was some good tetrahydrocannabinol there.
Oh, sorry, folks.
I'm just man, that one, that one, that one got to me right there.
That hit got to me.
Let me pop my neck here for a second.
Hold on.
Let me pop the other side.
Ah!
It feels better, man.
I mean, just, I'm telling you, man, there's not a better feeling in the world, in my opinion, than getting a little bit of buzz on some booze and then getting a little bit of fucking smoke going on.
Just one more smoke, okay?
One more smoke.
All right, one more smoke.
All right.
Man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm getting a little high, dude.
I'm sorry.
I really am getting high for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, look.
Let me get my bearings straight.
Let me get a couple more chugs of this beer.
Let me get it.
Oh, Jesus.
Ref robbed the Cardinals for fuck's sake.
I better hold.
Man, let me tell you: if this is the clip, if this is the clip where the fucking fucking Cardinals were robbed of the 2009 Super Bowl, I may give you something.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even kidding.
If this is it, then you're the man.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
Never mind.
You're a fucking troll fucking.
Just play this shit.
Who the fuck requested this?
Another word from our sponsors.
Now that I use Fixing it, I can tell the ref what I really think.
Fix it and forget it.
Before I switched to fixing it, Jones Peanut Crunchies only look delicious.
Fix it and forget it.
I thought you were going to show me where the fucking refs robbed the cardinals.
With my old adhesive, I'd never make a presentation and drink hot coffee at the same time.
You can't do it.
All right, shit.
Shut up, we got it.
Yeah, all right.
I don't fucking have dentures, man.
I have all my teeth.
Listen.
Those are my fucking teeth.
So shut up, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
And not to mention, why are you fucking getting like vintage ads?
All right, is that like to put an extra little fucking salt on the wound of the troll to suggest that I'm older than you fucking young millennial fucking Gen X fucks?
Is that it?
Huh?
Of course I'm older.
I'm wiser.
I'm smarter.
I'm richer.
Okay?
I'm an old guy.
Great.
Yeah, I'm a boomer.
Yeah.
Well, then fuck off if you don't like it.
And fuck off if you're going to make fun of me for it.
And fuck off if you're going to judge me for it, you piece of shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Is that why you're doing the vintage ads, dude?
Is that why you're doing it for Christ's sake?
You might fucking smoke.
God, I need another screen, dude.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Shit.
Oh, free to bet.
Shit List Coffee Free To Bet00:05:03
Will there be any official ghost show merch?
Dude, I'm trying.
Look, I've only got the engineer.
The engineer.
Me and him are like the show.
Right, engineer?
And I'm telling you, it's fucking hard to do all these things.
I'm a businessman.
I got businesses.
I mean, I just got a lot of shit on my plate.
I don't want to tell you everything in my life, but I'm going to try to get to that.
I still am trying to design the signature thing so I can give to the top seven tippers.
And if you want to know who the top seven tippers are, go to that website, ghost.report that you see right in front of you on the screen right there.
That's all you got to type in your browser.
Ghost.report.
I'm going to be putting up some more material on Ghost.report.
Some of it political, but some of it having to do with the show.
I think the next article that I'm going to write is I'm going to list the people I fucking hate.
I'm talking about the people I hate.
And look, I pay attention all the time to the chat room, and I hate some of you people.
I fucking hate some of you people.
And I'm going to put on you.
I fucking hate you.
You're lucky you're still in the chat room.
You're a piece of shit.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not fucking kidding.
So if you want to know if you're on that list, go ahead and bookmark ghost.report.
And yeah, see if you make the fucking shit list.
All right, see if you make the hate, not the hate, but shit list means that we're going to anyway.
The hate list.
I shouldn't even say hate, right?
Because we live in such a fucking social justice warrior society.
I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
You'll see.
You'll see it.
You'll see it.
All right.
Some of you people, I can't fucking stand for Christ's sake.
All right.
You will never defeat Weena.
Who gives a shit?
Go fucking chew Weena up the ass for Christ's sake.
I don't give a shit.
I mean, I mean, all Weena does is donate freaking gay freaking club songs and talks about how he likes ketamine.
I mean, give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
And look, everybody, look, now everybody wants to be a part of the list.
Hey, fuck you.
Now everybody's even shit talking me even more because they want to be a part of the list.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ah, Jesus.
I mean, you fucking trolls are unbelievable, dude.
You know, this is fucking unbelievable.
I'm just trying to tell you some of the shit that I have planned for Ghost Not Report.
And if you haven't bookmarked it or added to your favorites, do it now.
Because if something ever happens to this, you know, channel or something, I'm going to always be able to communicate through there and even stream if necessary through there, etc.
But I'm just looking at everybody's just shit talking me now because they want to be a part of the fucking list.
Oh my God, you guys are fucking sick, dude.
I'm sick.
You people are sick.
You people are fucking disgusting, man.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Ghost.report is flagged by my security.
Well, you know, I want to be honest with you, baby.
It's some dangerous stuff on there if you people had any fucking sense to read the important things.
But I wouldn't doubt it.
All right.
And let me tell you, I'm not.
It's a fucking, it's on WordPress, okay?
So it's a WordPress site.
You know, I pay the fucking 300 bucks a year, whatever the fuck it is, to host it on there.
So I'm just saying, it's not a dead site.
I'm going to be putting more shit on there.
It's not, I'm going to update it.
Just calm down.
Talk to Ghost until he's had his coffee.
Mrs. Ghost.
Krusty old prostate infected men need energy.
Jesus fucking hell for Christ's sake, man.
What now?
What?
What now?
I can only imagine, dude.
Is this, you know, what the fuck is this 15 bucker?
What is this request?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is old school.
Put the PC shot on.
This is old school here.
You make me feel very unwifely, McNaughton.
Go barbecue.
Still say don't serve your awful coffee with my steaks.
Oh, Mrs. Olson, he's always crabbing about my coffee.
I could cry.
Your coffee, sir.
Thanks, beautiful.
You're welcome.
There you go.
Those are the old, the good old days.
How can such a pretty wife make such bad coffee?
I heard that.
Darling, it's our anniversary.
Why so glum?
Nothing.
Well, it's your coffee.
Again?
Even today?
Honey, your coffee just doesn't taste any good.
This must have been such a nice vacation.
Did you ever see Larry looking so happy?
Honey, happiness is a vacation.
Away from your coffee.
Oh, man.
Forget the coffee, Marge.
Never very good.
Women Designed Built Still Bitching00:16:02
But, Phil, I just...
I'll get some at the plant.
You're making the wife feel bad.
Harold, is the coffee all right?
You mean it's as bad as yesterday?
No improvement at all.
This is the good old days, you know?
I mean, look, these women respect their husbands.
They want to see their husbands happy.
Why?
Because the husbands, back then, before women started burning their bras and muff diving, they would be with a family unit.
They cared about taking care of the children.
The home represented who they were.
So if you were ever invited into somebody's home and it was uncouth and unkept and bad, you know, blame the woman.
But now, unfortunately, this can't even be a reality, even if most men want this.
Because let's be honest, you take a look at the employment market.
All right, the employment market is dominated by women.
All right.
The current employment market has over 65% women.
Okay.
So that means that this good old day stuff, it does happen, but it's in far less frequency, to say the least, okay?
Far less frequency.
And as a result, that's why women think, and you hear this word all the time with women, empowered.
I feel empowered.
I feel empowered.
Well, that's what they feel like because now they're the majority of the workplace.
And even though they're the majority of the workplace, they realize that, you know, they're not very good workers in aggregate.
Excuse me.
I'm not trying to be sexist.
But if they were good workers, what?
Ghost thinks he's a badass, but he was crippled by a Vietnamese woman with a rusty German mouser rifle who weighed 100 pounds soaking net.
He was later almost killed by a popular Italian form of pasta.
Type L in the chat to laugh at Boomler.
Wheelchair symbol spaghetti, wheelchair symbol, spaghetti.
I mean, obviously, in a group of people, you're going to have exceptions, etc.
But women wouldn't be talking about this supposed discrepancy in pay.
You know, this, I want to get paid as much as a man.
I mean, don't you women understand?
Look at the numbers, okay?
I don't know if you know how to do math or just at least just do some guesstimations in your head.
Okay?
You're over 65% of the workforce, okay?
So that's a huge number of you women that are in the workforce, okay?
Way more than men.
So that means there's more numbers of you in different types of jobs.
And based on those numbers, the median income in your group is going to be lower than one that's in a smaller group unless they're in another subclass, which we don't have at this point.
At least not yet until these damn socialists and communists take over.
Okay?
Now, you cannot say that the median income of women in aggregate or as a whole, as a complete demographic, makes less than men, because let's be honest, women, the reason men are not only getting paid because they're a smaller group of people to get a median from, most of these men that are still in the job market, they're doing the jobs you can't do, okay?
And I know you women, you think I can do anything a man can do.
No, you can't.
All right, I mean, let's be honest, dude.
Let's just fucking be honest.
Show me a building that was built by women.
Show me a development, a home development, a commercial development, anything.
Show me a fucking road that was built by women.
I'm not trying to be an incel, dude.
I'm not trying to be an incel.
I'm just saying these are the jobs that are being taken by men.
And they're hard fucking jobs.
They're jobs that are demanding on the physical body.
And that's why they're going to get paid more because men are willing to be a lot more physical and be able to get paid on that because they're naturally physically able to, at least in some cases, not.
But most of them are physically capable to do these things, okay?
And they're going to be paid higher because it's a fucking hard job.
It's a hard fucking job to fucking construct roads and buildings and all this stuff.
Oh yeah, there was a, it wasn't built by women, but it was designed by women.
Y'all remember that one bridge in Miami, right?
Let me, let me, let's just take a look at what happened to that woman bridge in Miami, the woman design team.
All right, let's take a look at it because, I mean, this is literally what happened.
Here it is on Dash Cam.
All right, this is a woman-made, or not woman-made, it was designed by women.
It wasn't built by women.
It was designed by women.
And I just want to show you, this is it right here.
We don't ever talk about this because, oh, women, we don't want to take responsibility.
Here it is.
Look at this.
Here's that bridge right there designed by women.
And for whatever reason, the design, oh, they're, oh, geez.
And there's people that were fucking injured and killed because of this.
And I mean, that was, I'm trying to, look, I'm trying to be on your side, women, because I know some of you women are like, well, wait a minute.
We did build something.
We did design something.
We designed it.
That's what you all designed.
Do we hear that the women, the all-women design team, all women design team, that bridge, how come there's no responsibility for that?
How come there's no responsibility for that shit?
Okay, now listen, I didn't mean to go off on that tirate, but I'm tired of women bullshitting.
Okay.
You're 65% of the workforce.
Okay.
You are a protected class in society in the sense of you get divorced, you get the kids 70, 80% of the time.
You get, of course, the alimony if that's legal in your state.
And you pretty much get half because you don't earn, quote unquote, as much as your man.
Okay.
And if anything happens to you in any kind of dispute amongst your little family domicile situation, all you have to do is just call up the cops and the cops have domestic violence laws to where all you have to do is suggest that the man brushed up against you and you're throwing him in jail.
You are a protected class, women.
You are a protected class.
I mean, I'm not saying anything that's a lie.
Am I saying anything that's a lie?
I'm saying everything that's a fuck.
It's a fact.
You are empowered.
You are now a protected class.
Why are you still bitching?
I'm just saying, dude, why are you still bitching?
You know, if we broke down these numbers when it comes to women, like, I want to get paid as much as a man.
When you break down these numbers and you break down women, you break them down from the micro.
or macro and you break them down in the micro, okay?
Women that don't get pregnant, women that don't have, that aren't married.
These demographics of women that aren't married and that have no children are paid at a higher rate, at a higher median income than the average man.
And that's really where it comes down to, women.
I know you women want to sit here and have your cake and eat it too, like this stupid, dumb dishrag whore that was running, that's still running the prime ministership of fucking New Zealand.
I mean, this is what women want, okay?
They want to take a very high position, whether it's of authority or of monetary value.
They want to take this fucking responsibility like this stupid bitch from New Zealand.
Oh, yes, I'll be the prime minister and I'll tell everybody from New Zealand.
This fucking New Zealand prime minister isn't in the fucking office for fucking three months and she gets fucking pregnant.
Oh, she gets fucking pregnant.
And what?
Why?
I mean, what kind of irresponsibility is that shit?
She did that because she wanted an excuse not to fucking work.
All right?
She wanted an excuse not to work, but still get fucking paid and still do this and that.
It's fucking obvious, dude.
Women do this all the time.
And because we have laws that we got to fucking, oh, this chick got pregnant.
Oh, we got to keep fucking paying her on the payroll.
Oh, my God.
We got to fucking, oh, we got to keep, we got to give her days off when she fucking shits out the brat.
Okay, great.
I mean, they wonder why.
They wonder why that you're fucking, you know, in aggregate is your whole woman demographic, why the median is less?
For fuck's sake.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be misogynist.
I'm just saying, I'm not saying nothing that's not factual.
I'm not saying anything that's not factual.
I'm just tired of, and I say this about the LGBTQ as well.
Why are you all still bitching, dude?
You have everything in your control at this point in time, man.
I mean, you can't, you know, I mean, listen, I'm going to be completely honest.
If you got into a fight with a homosexual and you said any kind of derogatory, like bag act or something like that, you said like the real word, you could get added on to your sentence for hate crime.
I mean, that's how protected the LGBTQ at this point are.
I mean, even if they initiate it, even if they initiate it, then women, I just explained to you how these are protected classes.
Why are these people still protesting?
Why are these people still bitching?
Why are they trying to come after our freedom?
Don't tread on me.
I'm not stopping you from servicing your fucking glory holes and going to your goddamn clubs and sniffing ketamine and methamphetamine and all this other crap.
I'm not stopping you.
I'm not stopping you from doing that shit.
I'm not stopping you from popping your P rep so you can take posloads and practice unsafe, promiscuous sex.
I'm not stopping you from doing that shit.
Why in the fuck are you trying to stop us, regular everyday people?
I mean, everyday people that believe in the Constitution, that believe in the freedom of speech, that believe in preserving our way of life.
Why is it?
Why?
What's the problem?
That's how people should be talking to both these demographics, the women and the LGBTQ.
What's your problem?
What are you bitching about now?
There's women being fucking persecuted all over the fucking world.
And where are you for them, man?
Where are the fucking women?
know women in and i'm gonna say this in many islamic countries they are circumcised by the millions okay women's circumcision meaning for women they have a little i don't want to get they've got a clitoris right A clitoris, a clitoris, however you want to pronounce it.
They circumcise that as they're born so that they'll never understand sexual gratification.
There's no gratification of sexual intercourse once they cut the, you know.
And you see, where are the women for that shit?
Where are the Western women for that?
Where are the Western women that literally in Islamic countries, you could go to jail or get stoned to death if you get raped?
If a woman gets raped, she could go to prison because it was probably her fault.
This happened recently in Pakistan with some fucking teacher or professor or some shit.
Some chick came out and said this professor raped her and they fucking stoned her to death.
I mean, where the fuck are you, women, for this shit, dude?
I mean, you're fucking bitching about the fucking place where you're most protected and yet you want to shun and turn a blind eye to your so-called fellow women elsewhere.
Give me a fucking break, man.
It same goes for you gays.
Where the fuck are you, LGBTQ, for the gay persecution?
Gays being thrown off fucking buildings in the Islamic world.
Gays being persecuted in Brazil.
Did you hear a fucking Brazilian congressman had to not only step down, but he had to leave the country because he was getting fucking threatened to death.
How come you can't, how come you can't fucking protest Japan?
Japan, now, if you want to become a transgendered, the state is going to castrate you, whether you like it or not.
I mean, where the fuck are you, people?
Where the fuck are you, people?
People are hypocrites, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Circumcising my girl.
That's not funny, dude.
That is not funny, but this is how you need to attack the left because you people talk a lot of shit in this country about racism and sexism and genderisms and all these other fucking isms.
You're free to do whatever the fuck you want.
Look at how you're dressed.
You're dressed like slovenly shit, and we have to accept it as like, oh, it's the new style.
I mean, you're able to do whatever the hell you want, and you're still bitching.
And I'm telling you, women and LGBTQ, you are losing any kind of compassion the general populace once had for you and your strife because you're the oppressors now.
You're the goddamn oppressors now, man.
I'm sorry.
I have to say, you know, people are calling me sexist.
Why am I a sexist, dude?
I'm just saying the truth.
I'm just saying the truth out here, man.
I mean, you know, look at all, look, you can tell what a woman is by the way she's dressed nowadays, all right?
Any woman that dyes their hair purple or yellow or green or all this other weird, dumb, kooky shit, you already know where they're coming from.
Am I correct?
I mean, come on.
I mean, just give me a fucking break.
When you see some fruit bowl with a beard and those fucking hipster glasses and walking around as if he's got like a 12-inch dildo up his shit funnel, you know what that's all about.
I mean, it's getting disgusting, dude.
And that's why I'm doing this broadcast so that, you know, you can fucking realize it.
Hey, I'm a fucking man, dude, all right?
I'm a masculine man, all right?
And if you're not a masculine man.
More power to you, dude.
Be whoever the hell you want to be.
Just don't infringe upon our fucking freedom.
Do whatever you want, man.
You want to be a feminine man?
You want a masculine man?
You want to be gay?
You want orgies?
I don't give a shit.
If you're a capitalist and you do not infringe upon the freedoms of anybody else, I don't care what you do.
That's your right.
It's America.
Just don't come and fucking take our freedoms away because I don't know what you're fucking probably trying to get back at the world.
Fox News Squid Mexican Andy00:13:21
All right?
LGBTQFYZ Niner and fucking women.
I'm talking both of you groups.
All right?
Because I'm telling you, you're losing.
You are losing the realm of public opinion as far as I'm concerned by infringing upon everybody's fucking rights.
You're losing.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and I should probably just take a goddamn break for Christ's sake, man.
I've just, I'm already on here for three hours and 40 minutes.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Oh my God.
I thought I was going to be out of here a lot sooner than that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, look, let's just go ahead and let's I can't believe this shit, dude.
I can't believe this.
You know, it's the alcohol and the smoke.
The smoke does a lot of like time stand still and shit.
So anyway, let me get to some chat.
Let me get to some chat.
Do we have chat room shout outs, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
And hey, GX in the chat, baby, if you want a shout out and let's get to them.
Rodna!
All right, we got Geralt.
We got Russell Sterling Dyer.
We've got Andrew S., Mr. B.N. King, Keem Scares, Anthony J. Everybody calm down with the C GX.
Fuck CX, GX.
Now you're making me belch.
Bond Dayton, Black Frost, Tim McCrab, Anime Dude64, Recycle Bin117.
We've got the rookie, System23, Moonman President, ICUP, Turncoat Radition out of here.
Get him out, Engineer.
Get him the fuck out of here.
We got Riley Welch the Swagger, Ace Real Kecker.
You little eight-year-old son of a bitch.
We got Mr. Person, Fish Center fan, Jim Jensen, Ghostler Andy23.
And by the way, fuck Mexican Andy too, that fat piece of crap.
I was a fucking fan of Mexican Andy.
I went on his fucking stream.
A fucking typical fucking hater.
Typical fucking hater.
So fuck Mexican Andy.
I'll be fucking chokes in a goddamn burrito.
We got Lone Wolf, Olive Yaksloff.
We got Cat Baird Grimm, Dorito Burrito.
I'm not saying that.
There's Spermy the cat for Christ.
Get Spermi's ass out of here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Tired of seeing Spermy.
We've got a friendly medic, Bob Tom, Parasite, Atomic Massacre, Black Hat, Mergan 67, Jay, I'm not saying J5 Saiyan CX, get him out of here.
Get him the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
All right, get him out.
We got Father Time, Dark Blaine.
What's up, Dark Blaine?
We got Squid Boy23.
We got Flaming Creations, a Walt Man 13, a Super Sewer.
Ralph Soft, Mark Jester.
I think we said all of our cars well.
No, I think, I don't think so.
What's got Skull Mister Archive Channel?
Michael Marks.
Calm down for Christ's sake, dude.
Everybody's fucking spamming their asses off out here.
Bob Tom, we got Herbs 2, Kongamunga Strikes, Thomas Arthur, Nuke Uro, Edgar Crimson, Fitgo Raid Servers, Please.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Aaron Tolman, Squid Boy, Squid Boy23.
Odd Eyes Magician.
He wants a duel for Christ's sake.
Waltman 13.
I'm not saying that name.
German at the Pansexual Frog.
Charles Sheed.
Albin Claws.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
And there's that piece of crap, UFC Fan27.
Bonzie Buddy, Train Lover567.
CrossStereo.
We got Michael Marks.
Talk shit.
Yeah, real funny idiot.
Lap Lasagna.
Templeton be grinding his butt cheeks on.
All right.
Shut up, asshole.
Giggler, Jay Venom, The American Dream.
What's up to Red Pill Acolyte, baby?
Gallant Goldstone, whatever the fuck that means.
Yugi, Henry Tudor, Ghost Loss equals Chicago Win.
I fart for food, Jihadi Capitalist, Anarcho-Canadian, ex-Gosion, Stevie Stinkyverse.
Hold on, calm down.
We got Twilly Atkins.
What's up with Twilly Atkins?
He's in the house.
We've got Tomas, LeVon Media.
Who else we got?
We got WTXN Games Forum 40.
We've got Richard Richard III.
Excuse me.
We've got Cone.
We got the Political Punch.
Fuck you.
Get Political Punch out here.
You get that asshole.
He's talking shit.
Get him out.
Get him the hell out of here.
I want to see him.
There's Drill Master, and there's the Hoa Masta.
Oh, yes, I am the Ho Amasta.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
We've got Bro Dog, Mr. Bratman.
We got the Awesome Sponge Alt, Ghost the Hambone.
It's Jake.
Robert Delge, Quetzel Quaddle.
Who else we got?
Oh, yeah, there's Starbutt Sugarburst.
How quaint.
Alte Ant, Lundin, Nick Link, Ebola 2121, Budget Gamer Big Steve.
I already said, did I say VC.445?
I thought I already said it.
Anyway, there you go.
Mark's Jester, Blake, Monkey De La Rocha.
Hey, what's up to Frosty?
How you doing?
Bobo, Anime Dude64, Mr. Alex, Immortal Paul Not Walking, Rotten Spaghetti Connoisseur, Super Sewer, Vanitas, Icarus 1307, LeBone, XU God X2012, Hippolo, G-Man Capitalist, DJ Zag, Black Worm, Cold Rooms in the house.
Hey, check out their music.
Good stuff Man, Friendly Neighborhood House Centipede Ssp, Sinatra's Father.
Uh, we've got RS Matrix.
Uh, Fluttermark 2020.
I think i've.
Said all these.
Oketer Okter, A Stormy Dash, Two Nars Content.
I think i've said most.
Clouds act 1090, American Cheese, Handsome Jack, uh The Rookie, uh Giggler.
I think i've said most of these.
I think I.
I think I have Mathis Miles.
I didn't say Mathis Miles.
What's up, man?
Hold on.
I'm going to get another drink of this beer.
King Fatah.
And there's Golden.
Get Golden Capitalist out of here for being a piece of shit.
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
Piece of crap.
Who else do we have?
We got Puka Dude42.
What's going on, man?
We got Kuzumatora.
We've got Anthony J. Take a Shot.
I'll take a shot when I want to take a shot.
What's up?
Take a shot.
The Widow Killer.
Yeah, real funny, you piece of shit.
Topher USMC.
The Gay Belt.
That's real funny, you idiot.
All right, I think I've said, I think I've said everything.
I think I've said everybody's.
All right, Orange Game Cinema.
I don't think I said that one.
Buddhism Hotline Live.
Hold on.
Is that the real Buddhism hotline for Christ's sake?
Let me go to this channel.
It's one subscriber.
Get that fucking shit out of here for Christ's sake.
Sophia Pena.
I just wanted to see if it was that one like Buddhist heart.
I just wanted to see if that was him.
J5, Demonic Mods.
Who else do we have here?
Spermy the Butt Hamster.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I think we're good enough for Christ's sake.
All right.
I think we're good enough.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take one more chug of this beer.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to get ready for Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Now, what I got to do is I got to set it all up.
And that's why we go on a break.
And no, it's not, you know, a catheter drain or whatever you fucking people try to fucking make a meme or a troll out of.
I got to take a break because I got to do it.
Well, maybe I do have to drain the main vein.
Maybe I do have to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, but I got to set up Radio Graffiti.
I got to set it all up so everybody can hear it and know what's going on.
What I do want to put on, I have something already set up to put on.
All right.
I have already something set up to put on.
I would like for you all to take a look.
This is Tucker Carlson, Fox News.
And I know that some of you leftist liberal people who fucking have probably parents that are leftist liberals.
You hear Fox News.
You're like, oh my God.
It's so steep.
But I think this is a very important, very important thing to watch while I'm doing the radio graffiti setup and taking a break.
Okay.
This is about homelessness in California, the most liberal state in the Union.
Okay?
And I want you to take a look at the most liberal democratic state in the United States and take a look at what's going on.
I want you to take a look at what's going on out there.
And think about it.
Just in San Francisco alone, there is more billionaires per capita in that city than any other city in the world.
And that's because of Silicon Valley and all this other shit.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The type of wealth that's in California?
And I'm about to show you the problems that are happening out there for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
And I think it's very, very good content.
Now, look, I'm just going to go on a break real quick.
Like I said, I'm going to put the Tucker Carlson Fox news bit on.
And I think that you need to listen very carefully about what's going on.
All of you people that are leftist, all of you people that are Democrats, I want to show you what your policies did to California, okay?
Because California sucks now, all right?
It sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper, for heaven's sake, dude.
Let me take one more hit of this smoke, and then I'm going to go ahead and go to break, leave y'all with Tucker Carlson.
And listen, dude, this what Tucker Carlson is covering.
It is the direct consequence of Democrat and liberal policy.
And remember, this state is worth more than most countries as it relates to its GDP.
And remember, Hollywood's out of there, Silicon Valley's out of there, the porno industry out of there, entertainment's, all kinds of shit is out of there in California.
I mean, I mean, huge GDP.
I mean, it's worth more than countries.
And yet, I want you to take a look at what the fuck has happened, okay?
Now, let me take one more smoke before we get to Tucker Carlson because I want y'all to focus.
All right.
Focus for Christ's sake.
Focus and look.
If you're a liberal, if you're a Democrat, this is your future.
This is your future.
I mean, take a look.
I mean, he's going to show you Los Angeles.
He's going to show you San Francisco.
He's going to show you the capital Sacramento.
And take a look at what has happened to one of the richest states, if not the richest state in GDP in the whole United States.
I mean, there should be enough money, at least on a municipal and state level, to be able to suffice the state's basic needs, but they're not doing it.
They're not doing it.
You know what they're doing?
Well, I don't know.
You try to figure it out.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on, engineer.
All right.
You try to figure out what the hell they're doing.
Take a look at it.
Listen, I'll be right back when I come back after Tucker Carlson.
Radio graffiti.
I'll be right back.
The picture you're looking at right there was shot by one of our producers last week.
We were out in California all week in Los Angeles, supposedly one of the richest cities in the world.
And in some ways, it is.
But the video you're watching shows something else.
Alarm Clock Skid Encampments LA Homelessness00:02:01
California's poor meandering trash-filled streets right in the middle of the city, right downtown, block after block, homeless encampments along the sidewalks, blanketing downtown LA.
The footage you're watching starts at Fifth Street and San Pedro and goes west.
Again, block after block, tent after tent.
This is how the poor spend Easter Sunday in California.
They weren't clustered along a single road either.
It wasn't just like Skid Row.
It was like many Skid Rows.
We drove down three completely different blocks and the encampments just continued.
Looks like Tegusagalpa or Port of Prince, but it's not.
It's America's second largest city.
The encampments begin just two blocks away from Little Tokyo, one of LA's major tourist destinations.
Nearby apartments rent for $3,500 a month.
Three quarters of the homeless are sleeping in vehicles or in tents or on the street.
Officials blame in part the cost of housing, which is something experts say California has been painfully negligent in building.
Today in LA County, there are about a half a million rental units short of the market need.
A resident here needs to make $48 an hour to pay the median rent.
The people are literally living in RVs, miles of RVs parked along the streets, and as you're watching here, in tents.
Why wouldn't local leaders want to slow or stop the flow of new arrivals to get prices under control, to opening up new housing?
They're doing the opposite.
LA is a sanctuary city and a sanctuary state.
One of the challenges that Los Angeles has is that we are the least affordable housing market in America.
That is a very large number of people who are very close to the edge at any given time.
And as rents move faster than incomes, many people are falling into homelessness on a regular basis.
LA County spent $300 million last year on shelters and services, yet it's not enough.
On a daily basis, 17 more residents become homeless compared to those who find homes.
Karen Hicks has been in Los Angeles for a long time.
Her family has run a business there for more than 100 years.
Garcetti Health Crisis Downtown Los Angeles00:03:34
And they say the city is becoming unlivable.
Karen Hicks joins us tonight.
Karen, thanks very much for coming on tonight.
We're going to put, as we speak, pictures on the screen, I think, that you took from around your business of what it actually looks like.
So your family has a business basically in downtown Los Angeles.
You will notice there is raw sewage that is coming out.
This raw sewage, it ends up in one place in our gutters, which goes down to our oceans.
It's more than an environmental crisis.
It is a health crisis down in this area.
I have reached out to our council person, Councilman Price.
I've reached out to Mayor Garcetti.
And as of today, you know, they have not contacted me.
Now, we got in contact with you because you copied us on an email to lawmakers in your city.
It just happened.
I saw it in the inbox and was so shocked by these pictures.
And you were nice enough to come on and tell us.
What does it say about your lawmakers that they don't even respond to you?
You know, it's so disheartening to know that we're kind of at the bottom of the totem pole.
We have a very good relationship with our senior lead officer in our area.
And he is the only one.
If anything positive does happen, it's only because of him personally.
My calls to the city just go unanswered.
Or it goes from one to the other.
I mean, so Garcetti, your mayor lives there, and the city is falling apart.
And as you're again on the screen, raw sewage in the streets.
Yes.
I mean, what's their explanation for this?
Well, I would love to hear it, but like I said, they will not contact me.
And, you know, I would love to have a discussion about you have invited them here to live on our streets and our sidewalks by disregarding the laws that are actually in place and not letting our law enforcement actually enforce these laws.
So now you need to deal with what this has brought.
That's what I would love to say to them, but I haven't had the opportunity except right now.
So your family's been there for over 100 years providing jobs and paying taxes.
You're in for the long haul.
Absolutely.
You own all this infrastructure in the middle of Los Angeles.
And yet you're the one they're ignoring.
And they're catering to people who aren't even from there.
Leaving themselves in the streets.
They're a poop of poo pile of poo pile of poo pile.
Extremely.
And I think when I sent that email, it was at the end of our pile of poo pile up.
Every reason to be angry, and I hope that you will come back with an update on this.
If they don't listen to you, let's get louder because this is totally on the path.
This is when civilization collapses.
This trash that has been piling up in downtown Los Angeles, resulting in typhus and so on.
Tenderloin Shooting Heroin Broad Daylight00:04:34
The cause of it appears to be the tremendous increase in homelessness that's been reported widely across California.
All of my friends and neighbors are dealing with issues with it.
I'm dealing with it in my community, which is an affluent community.
They're dealing with it in downtown Los Angeles.
And we've got a second problem: we have a big release of prison populations.
The Supreme Court has ordered California to release prisoners because we don't have proper housing for them.
So, California is again and again demonstrating the failure to provide the most basic governmental needs for its people.
But LA is not the only once-great California city that is crumbling.
San Francisco may have fallen even further.
The nonprofit organization Open the Books has created a simple map.
The map shows every instance, it's on the screen now, in the past eight years where human waste has been reported on the sidewalks of San Francisco.
At least we assume this is San Francisco.
There's so much brown you can't even see the map.
It's easy to laugh about this, and we do sometimes, but imagine what it'd be like if you were from San Francisco.
Imagine if you could remember when San Francisco was still a great city, livable, place where ordinary people live, not just tech plutocrats.
Imagine if you watched your own home sink beneath piles of garbage and used needles and human waste.
San Francisco has more billionaires per capita than any city in the world.
The reason?
Well, nearby Silicon Valley, it's generated unprecedented wealth.
There were several multi-billion dollar IPOs this year alone.
But beneath this wealth is extreme inequality.
The city of San Francisco has thousands of homeless people living on the sidewalks.
If you've been there recently, you know that that's true.
The city has a flourishing drug scene.
Some of neighborhoods have open-air heroin markets in broad daylight.
Cops do nothing about them.
So despite its booming economy, San Francisco has lost its grip on its homeless problem and is struggling to provide basic services.
This was the scene outside our hotel in San Francisco.
A homeless man hungry for dinner digging through a trash can for food.
The epicenter of homelessness in San Francisco is the Tenderloin neighborhood.
It's just blocks from tourist attractions like Union Square and major thoroughfares like Market Street.
In the Tenderloin, we saw junkies shooting up in broad daylight and homeless people wielding makeshift knives.
One threatened to stab our camera crew because we were filming there.
In this video, a mother and daughter wait for a public bus standing just feet from a drug-addled man who's too intoxicated to put on his own coat.
The city has about 470 intravenous drug users per square mile.
One reason so many homeless congregate in the area is a place called Glide Memorial Church.
Like the city around it, Glide is political and post-Christian.
Back in the 60s, it removed its crosses to be more welcoming.
This man was out cold on a sidewalk just blocks from the church.
Next to him, a partially eaten birthday cake, syringes that the city passes out, and water packets that help addicts cook heroin on the street.
How does a city this rich get so dirty?
One reason San Francisco no longer enforces quality of life citations like sleeping on the sidewalk or public urination.
The city used to use citations as leverage to get people off the streets.
But in 2016, a liberal judge called Christopher Heidt flushed all 64,000 outstanding warrants for quality of life crimes.
Every one, from 2011 to 2015.
But it's not just quality of life crimes.
San Francisco now finds it difficult to enforce any law.
There you go, you just broke in.
Smash and grab car thefts are everywhere, a huge problem in San Francisco, but cops make arrests in fewer than 2% of them.
Police stationed in the tenderloin complain that it's impossible to get convictions against drug dealers, so they don't even try to enforce the law.
One officer told the San Francisco Chronicle that the police now allow criminals to operate, even when cops know who they are and what they're up to.
One consequence of not enforcing those laws, rampant drug abuse well beyond the tenderloin.
We videotaped this man shooting up heroin right in front of City Hall in broad daylight.
Here's a picture of two people shooting up at Mission Dolores Park.
A three-bedroom row house right next to these junkies currently sells for $6 million.
Former mayor Mark Farrell told me.
I think y'all are starting to get the point.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
All right.
I hope that y'all get the point.
Remember, even though this is a show, I don't know what my show's turned into, I'm trying to shoot some pearls at you people.
Liberalism Part Broadcast Politicians Vote00:07:45
And you people need to realize that this is a consequence of liberal Democrat policy.
Ultra-liberal, ultra-Democrat.
I'm talking progressive, all that nonsense.
I mean, look, you heard the type of money that California generates.
You heard that San Francisco has more billionaires per capita than any city in the world.
And why is this happening?
Because the goddamn municipality and the state governments are a bunch of fucking liberal bureaucrats that use virtue signaling as a means to create more bureaucracy for more and more of their bureaucratic circles.
It's a fucking bunch of shit.
All right.
And that's why I try to tell each and every one of you young people, this is the consequence of socialism.
These are socialist policies that are being implemented.
I mean, why do you think that the drug addicts have fresh needles?
That's a socialist idea.
Oh, let's give them needles and they'll be able to shoot up fat.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying here?
You cannot let this happen to your city.
You cannot let this happen to your state.
All right.
Because this is the consequence of liberal fucking policies.
And whoever the hell's fake news that donated the two five buckers, that person's probably being paid for by the Democratic Party because they don't want you to hear this.
They don't want you to hear that their policies create more and more poverty.
I mean, you have to understand, folks, okay?
It's in the Democrats' interest to keep you in poverty so that they have a job.
All right.
And I'm not just talking about the politicians.
I'm talking about the bureaucracies that the politicians make.
These bureaus, you know, the people that give you your EBT money, the people that give you your welfare money, the people that are in charge of all these different little municipal and state government bureaucracies, it keeps them employed.
It keeps them with a retirement.
It keeps them with benefits.
All right.
I mean, this is literally why people are socialist.
All right.
Because they don't want to be capitalist.
They don't know how to.
They're like, no, it's too hard.
I'd rather pretend that I'm a smart blowhard and virtue signal my way to the top.
Because that's all liberalism is, dude.
I'm going to be fucking completely honest with you.
All liberalism is a bunch of virtue signaling.
You know that?
It's all about saying a speech about something that pulls the heartstrings of somebody and saying it with emotion so people can be like, oh, look at him.
He actually cares.
Look at this guy.
He fucking, I love him.
I mean, that's literally all it is.
I mean, a perfect example is that one scene in American Psycho where Bateman is in that East Village, you know, fucking artsy part of town and he's at some restaurant and he goes off on this tirade about world peace and hunger and all this crap.
I mean, that's all liberalism is.
It's bullshit.
All right, it's bullshit.
How in the hell are we?
How have we expanded government and shit has gotten worse and you people can't see that?
We didn't see these types of fucking people on the streets when I was growing up.
We didn't have fucking homeless people like this.
You know, when I was growing up, the homeless folks were usually just very seldom and they weren't as creepy.
You know, they'd fucking like, you know, you give them a buck or something.
They'd try to tell you a story or something.
You know, they, you know, they were not like, you know, shun personalities.
They typically had alcohol or some kind of, it wasn't any more drug abuse than alcohol.
It's usually alcohol.
And now, I mean, you take a look at what I just showed you, Tucker Carlson there.
Look at all the homeless.
You got homeless cities within cities now.
And it's because of liberal policy, dude.
It's because of liberal policy.
I know that the liberals and Democrats tell you, no, you don't understand, ghost.
We're going to give you, we're going to give everybody everything they want.
Bullshit.
It's all bullshit.
Seriously, do not believe fucking socialism.
It's bullshit.
Unless you want to be a part of the bureaucracy.
But, you know, I look at people that are a part of the bureaucracy that are working in this shit, that know what's wrong, that know it's not fucking helping anybody but themselves for a 30-year career, 40 years, sometimes more.
I mean, it's like a fucking Nazi guard that was there at Auschwitz in charge of letting the fucking, I mean, you understand?
It's like that.
It's that cold.
It's that callous.
And that's why I don't like bureaucrats.
I'm not even fucking kidding around, dude.
If I hear you're a bureaucrat, like you work for the state, you work for the city, I won't shake your fucking hand, dude.
I mean, I'll have to if it's a fucking obviously an inspector to my building.
Or, you know, let me tell you, when you're a businessman, you have to deal with these fucks.
But if we were in a party and they said, ah, well, I'm the, I'm this, and I'm for this bureaucracy, and I'm, I'm with that bureaucracy, and I'm with this media, I would fucking spit in your face.
I'd say, get the fuck out.
You don't, you don't belong here.
You don't know what it's like to fucking do anything.
All you do is push around fucking papers.
And regardless of what kind of a fucking job you do, you're still going to have it the next fucking year because, oh, well, I'm a part of the union.
You see, I'm a bureaucrat working for the state, but I'm a part of the union.
So you just can't fucking fire me.
Ah, fucking, for fuck's sake.
Anyway, let me get some more beer and let's get to some fucking radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
I hope that y'all people learned something.
I hope that y'all learned something from that Tucker Carlson right there.
Because I'm telling you, if you think that liberal policies are going to get you anything, take a look at the most liberal state in the Union and take a look at the fact that they are the richest state in this country.
All right, GDP-wise.
Like as far as revenue generators and earners and shit.
Now, how come the richest state is the poorest state?
Huh?
And they're the most socialistic state.
I mean, do you have any fucking pattern going on, you dumb fucks?
Are there any synapses going on there?
For fuck's sake, dude, don't believe these idiots.
All right.
Don't believe these morons on the left.
They're fucking lying.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, if you're going to vote for somebody on the right, hold their fucking feet to the fire, dude.
All right.
When they're out there voting on these bills and they vote a nay on something that your constituency or his consider her constituency should have said yay, then hold their fucking feet to the fire.
I mean, it is your duty as an American citizen to conduct yourself in a political capacity.
I guarantee you, any foreigner that comes into this country, they would take it.
They're taking advantage of it now.
I mean, why do you think that these fucking Democrats want all these illegal immigrants to be legal so they can vote?
And they will vote.
And they're going to vote for life.
So wake the fuck up, dude.
Jesus.
All right.
I'm going off Keyster.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm going off Keyster here.
take a let me take a chug of this beer anyway with that being said i guess it's about that time for everybody's face and who and Arizona Bay for two bucks.
Are you inferring that the big one's going to hit California?
Well, I've been waiting.
Addict Fucking Woodshed Clover00:14:59
All right.
Anyway, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call at this number right here: 515-604-9052.
And then once the operator bitch starts talking, go ahead and push in the code 844-286 and the hashtag and the pound key.
And you will be in queue to participate in radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your screen name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
You get it?
And now you're making me belch even more.
Anyways, do we have any radio graffiti calls, engineer?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn radio.
Hold on, hold on, just a couple more flakes, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Look, don't judge me, dude.
I got to do a couple more flakes.
All right.
I want to fucking, you know, a couple more flakes, a couple more chugs.
All right.
I mean, you're lucky I'm even fucking here, dude.
You're lucky I'm even fucking here.
Don't call me an addict, dude.
I'm not a fucking addict, all right?
Shut the fuck up about being me being a fucking addict, all right?
I'm not a fucking addict.
All right, you fucking assholes.
You fucking people, you attribute all this like bad shit to me, and I don't understand why the fuck you people do this.
All right, I'm not a fucking addict.
All right, where's my fucking hair?
I'm trying to load my bolt.
Shut up.
I'm not wasting time.
I'm doing me.
All right.
I'm doing fucking me.
I'm doing me, you fuck.
I gotta have some beer after that, man.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Everybody, all right.
I bumped into you there.
I'm sorry about that.
And shut the fuck up calling me an addict in the fucking chat room.
You, you know what?
Get Clover's ass out of here.
Get Clover's ass out of here for calling me an addict.
Nobody calls me a fucking addict.
Get Clover's ass out of here.
Fucking piece of shit.
Don't fucking call me an addict.
You understand me?
All right.
Let's go.
You know what?
Just because you called me an addict, I'm taking another hit.
How do you like that, huh?
You can thank Clover for that one.
How do you like that?
You can thank fucking Clover for that shit.
Get Sugar Starburst fucking ass crack out of here, too.
Get her out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here.
Nobody's going to call me an addict for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, get J5 out of here, too.
Get him the fuck out.
I'm tired of that fucking piece of shit.
All right, one more time out of you, J5.
I'm kicking you out of here permanently because you make me sick, all right?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
All right, and shut up.
I'm not censoring nobody, all right?
This ain't the United States.
This is the ghost show.
You understand that?
This is the goddamn ghost show, you piece of shit.
I want to remind people right now that people are going to splice my voice to say all the fucking shit.
It's been something of a staple of this goddamn broadcast for over a decade, for Christ's sake.
Do not believe that shit.
I didn't say it.
I didn't fucking say that.
Fucking, I didn't say that shit, man.
Shut up.
I didn't fucking say it.
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm not even joking around.
You guys are pieces of fucking shit.
And who the hell is Mike Mel, radio graffiti?
Ghost, how can you claim to hate bureaucrats when you are one yourself?
Also, how do you claim to be a true American when you threaten the life of Donald Trump every fucking show?
You say, this man shouldn't be in office.
He's a piece of crap and he needs to be removed.
What the fuck?
Hey, you know what?
Your autism is showing, dude.
Give me a fucking break.
How am I a bureaucrat, dude?
I fucking work for myself and I've been that way ever since I was like 20, 20 years old.
You know?
So, even, you know, I'm just.
But I'm a bureaucrat.
I'm a fucking bureaucrat.
And everybody knows that everybody knows that I'm down with Trump Ride or Die, baby.
I'm down with Trump Ride or Die.
who else we got we got uh how about oliver carswell radio graffiti Do you want your job, engineer?
Yay!
Do you want your job?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, then don't you ever do that to me again?
Do you understand me?
Let me get my belt.
Give it your freaking self off.
Not with you anymore.
Yeah, that's what you...
Get that shit out.
I never did that.
I fucking shut up.
I NEVER DID THAT TO THE FUCKING ENGINEER, MAN!
I NEVER FUCKING- FUCKING PLEASE THAT SHIT!
I NEVER DID THAT SHIT!
Fucking splicing bastards, man!
You're a bunch of splicing bastards, man!
I never did that!
Tell him I never did that, fucking engineer!
Tell him I never fucking did that!
I never did that!
You heard him!
Fucking shit.
I didn't fucking do that.
Right, engineer?
Fucking assholes.
That was a splice, and everybody knows it, man.
I'm telling you, this is why I don't like fucking radio graffiti.
You people just fucking, you know, you splice out your own fucking narratives about me, you know that?
And I don't appreciate that shit one bit.
You just fucking splice out your fucking own narratives.
This is worse than fake news.
I mean, this is what the fucking president has to deal with on a consistent basis.
You fucking splicing pieces of radio graffiti garbage.
This is worse than fucking fake news.
That's what this is.
This is fucking fake news.
Piece of shit.
Tired of you people, man.
What is this?
Burger planet radio graffiti.
You breed it that hell.
You breed it.
Jesus Christ, it's some fucking black woman saying I'm a greedy dirtbag.
Who else do we have here?
How about what is this ghost hit single radio graffiti?
We got today, man, radio graffiti.
Paz Hole People Splicing Cyberbullying00:03:56
Hey, Paz, hole, pause my nag hole.
Hey, Paz, hole, pause my nag hole.
Hey, Pazhole, Paws my Naghole, you crew.
Oh, I. Hey, Pazho, Paws my Naghole.
Hey, Paz, Hole, Paz, my Naghole.
Hey, Paz, Hole, Paz, my Naghole, you crew.
Oh, I.
This fucking shit.
This fucking shit.
I never said that.
You know it.
Fucking shit.
The fucking splice, man.
Fucking turn these fucking splices and fucking splices, man.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is fucking fake fucking news, man.
All right?
That's fake fucking new.
Everybody knows the original song.
Everybody knows the original song.
All right.
Hey, Pawshole, don't pause my neg hole.
Hey, Pawshole, don't pause my neg hole.
Hey, Pawshole, don't pause my neg hole, you fruit bowl.
Yeah.
Why do you want to pause my neg hole?
I mean, I mean, y'all rem Never mind, Jesus Christ.
Oh, oh, and no, people are saying that I'm rewriting history.
I'm rewriting history.
Fuck you.
You fucking people are re-splicing history.
You people, you, you people are making me sick tonight.
All right, I'm going to be honest with you.
I didn't even feel up to it.
I still don't even feel up to doing this fucking broadcast.
But I'm getting so fucking pissed off at you people that it's fucking burning fucking energy inside of me that I don't have because I'm telling you pieces of shit, dude.
I'm saying as it was.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm saying as it was.
Piece of trash.
I'm saying as it was.
Fucking baguettes.
Who else do we have here?
How about 909 Raider Graffiti?
All right.
What is that?
Fucking Ariana Grande.
Oh, great.
Fucking great, dude.
You know, fucking great.
You might be here, man.
Fucking great, dude.
This is my life.
This is my life, dude.
I used to be somebody, dude.
I used to be somebody that was looked up to on the internets for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
And here I am.
This is it.
These fucking people using me as a fucking cyberbully punching bag.
This is fucking cyberbullying, all right?
You people that are trying to harass me with shit I didn't say.
You people that are out here doing all this splicing and all this bullshit, trying to rewrite fucking history of this show, man.
Fuck you, man.
All right, Siri, go fuck yourself.
All you fucking people try to rewrite history.
I don't appreciate that one goddamn bit, man.
I don't appreciate that one goddamn bit.
I'm fucking so upset, dude.
Jesus.
Graffiti Fuck 863 Radio Hell Listening00:13:17
786 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost buddy, it's Nick Browder, man.
How you doing?
Hey, what's up, man?
How you doing?
Oh, real good, man.
Hard day at work, all that.
Coming back to listen to your show.
Great show so far, man.
Last show was great, by the way.
Saturday, the troll show.
Damn.
Hey, man, I appreciate it, man.
Thank you very much for the compliments, dude.
You want to give a shout out?
Well, nah, to you mostly, but I want to ask you a question, man.
I know that you're a capitalist and all that, but I want to ask you, man, what do you think about those guys who live out there in the out the grid, like they say?
Well, you know, if they like that life and that's what they aspire to be, if they think that's the American dream to them, all power to them, dude.
Yeah, man.
I mean, the way I think about it, there's two types of people who are going to rule if the economy goes down.
It's going to be those people who are capitalists like you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
And then there's going to be the people who live off the grid and do services and all that kind of stuff, you know?
Let me tell you something, man.
There's something.
Yeah.
I think you're a little on to something there.
I mean, it's if society collapsed, but I think you're absolutely right.
Yeah, yeah, because then there's a people in the middle, like the people in the chat, when you're talking about, you know, San Francisco and all those people, those people are like ignoring what you're saying about the liberals and all that stuff.
I think these are going to be the people who are going to band together and snitch people out, man.
Because let me tell you, here in Miami, there's a lot of Cubans who say that when they're back in Cuba, there are people who are snitching them out when they're trying to do something capitalistic to the government.
So I mean, the United States might be the new Cuba if we end up in a liberal society.
So that's all I want to say, man.
No, your opinion on that.
You're absolutely correct, dude.
And thank you very much for those insights.
You're absolutely correct.
I want to be honest.
The Cuban people are the most capitalistic of the Latin variants.
They're devoted to capitalism, at least the Miami ones.
Of course, you got a lot of these folks that are coming off the boat that are still somewhat communistic for whatever fucking reason.
But I completely agree that Cuba, they saw the absolute, utter totalitarian military takeover variant of communism, and they saw land being taken away.
They had to go.
I mean, it's serious business, dude.
I don't think anybody wants that that's living in our society, in American society, where you can say something about a leader and not get arrested for it.
You can criticize the government.
You can criticize people.
You're not persecuted in any kind of capacity.
I think that, you know, you folks, if y'all were ever in any kind of a communistic, socialistic, or collective ideology of government, I don't think that you people would be able to hack it.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
Anyway, let me continue going.
That was actually a pretty good caller.
Who else we got?
We got Can's Abuser Radio Graffiti.
You know what I'm going to do?
I am going to do me.
All right.
I'm doing me.
Get out of here for fuck.
Get up.
Fuck it.
Fucking stupid fuck.
Fucking idiots, dude.
Oh, is that it?
I'm turning emo now.
Is that it, huh?
I'm turning emo and shit.
I'm going to put fucking white makeup and fucking like fucking little fucking eyeliner, fucking black, fucking shit.
And what do you think?
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
Goddamn piece of shit.
Tell you, man, you guys are pissing me the fuck off, and I don't appreciate it.
Think you all better calm your fucking asses down.
That's what I think.
I need you to calm your fucking asses down right now, son of a bitch.
How about 860 Radio Graffiti?
There you go.
There you are.
How are you doing, buddy?
Hey, what's up, man?
How are you doing?
I'm doing great right now.
Join us on the Twitters on Twayo so far.
That's good to hear, man.
I'm having a bad case of the Mondays.
You know what I'm saying?
And it was pretty a bit harder.
Barbara was still holding out very well.
No, it's not going very well, but I'm glad you called, man.
How are you doing?
Is everything going okay with you?
What's up, man?
Oh, nothing much.
Just watching it and Twitter's on it, and it looks pretty good.
You gotta check it out if you want.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, hey, let me ask you something.
Did you happen to see the Saturday Night Troll show?
Well, yes, I do.
What'd you think of the Saturday Night Troll show?
So far, so good.
You almost went a little over that.
Did you hear the guy that called up Rady Graffiti and slapped his woman?
Oh, yeah, that one.
Let's see.
I'm not certainly sort of what the heck was that all about, but uh, I mean, don't you think that's horrible, dude?
It's horrible.
Oh, that one.
Oh, yeah, that was that was terrible.
Yeah, I'm about now.
Also, that part of the news, what happened on those people a while ago.
That's awful a lot.
Yeah, I know what you're saying, man.
I know what you're saying, man.
So, uh, you want to give us any news on you?
What's going on with you, man?
Anything anything cool for going on in your life for Chiway?
Yes, I do.
Well, that's good for any reason.
If any fan of you loves Chihuahua, just go to the type in the search for Tihaya, and then you'll see the news on it.
So, just give me a shout-out of some of you.
That's all.
All right, man.
That sounds good to me, man.
Hey, by the way, do you want to give any shout-outs to anybody now?
Big fan for the UCOS engineer, Marketplane, and Jack Satsukai.
Cheers, man.
Woo!
Hey, cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate you calling.
I'm telling you, man, good fans out there.
We got good fans out here, man.
Nothing like good fans.
I appreciate that.
What the hell is that?
What?
What?
Gurak, yay, spaghetti, yay.
Fuck you, Gurak.
All right, fuck you, Gurak.
Put it back to Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
How about who the hell is the shout-out guy, Radio Graffiti?
All right, let's take some shout-outs here.
We got Jeeper, Spermy the Bunhamster, Jim Jensen, Comb, Maltman 13, Gianni Capitalist, King Fatta, King Kickstarter.
Get this fucking scuffed ice poseidon off my goddamn fucking shit.
All right, fuck all of you, all right, that are trying to get some free shout-outs on my show, you piece of shit.
Fucking sound like a scuffed ice pose.
Hey, dude, fucking dude.
Fucking dude!
Stupid idiot.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about uh how about Red Country Radio Graffiti?
Oh, it's huge in your shout.
Crazy hammer.
Why don't you quit calling my phone number?
What are you talking about?
I don't have to call you for my life.
Why don't you stop the phone and leave me alone?
Do you get it?
Woo!
What?
What?
What the fuck was that?
Man, somebody get their grandma.
What the fuck was that, dude?
What the fuck was that?
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
All right, who else we got?
We got 512 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, guys.
I just wanted to say hi.
I'm in Austin right now.
I have to act gay just to get by.
The socialist people are just absolutely insane.
My high school is full of them.
It's ground zero.
I literally cannot go anywhere without them fucking yelling at me.
I sound a little bit gay, a little bit fruity.
That's because I've been once you've been exposed to them for like, they're like radiation.
Once you've been exposed to them for like a certain amount of time, you start getting their disease.
It's starting to affect my sleep, and I can't do well in school.
So, yeah.
Oh, geez, dude.
That's horrible, man.
I'm like, my big cutting back down.
Fucking stupid, fucking fucking idiot.
Stupid son of a fish.
Fucking fruity master.
Fucking fruit bowl, for Christ's sake, man.
Of course, we'd have a fucking fruit bowl over here trying to fucking do it.
And shut up in the chat room.
That wasn't fucking funny.
All right?
That wasn't fucking funny.
So shut the fuck up before we have some problems here, all right?
Shut up before we have some fucking problems here.
All right.
Take another fucking chug of beer.
I'm telling you, I think I'm only going to take a couple more fucking calls, man.
Every fucking call that I've called on has either tried to splice me to say shit I never said or is out here trying to rewrite history or trying to rewrite songs that I sang a long time ago You know like pause hole don't pause my neg hole go pause the well never mind What do we have here?
We got.
We got 863 Radio Graffiti.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is...
What the hell was I listening to dude?
What the fuck was that shit?
What was that garbage?
Jesus Christ now people are like what are you talking about finish the song ghost pause hole don't pause my neg hole go pause up the one on the down low all right how about uh How about 405, Radio Graffiti?
Hello, ghost.
What's going on, man?
I just wanted to say, you have a great show, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate it, dude.
Is that it?
I hope you have a good rest of your Monday, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
Hey, cool.
No, hey, Dave, you want to keep it short and sweet?
I appreciate it, baby.
I appreciate it.
How about 256 Radio Graffiti?
Oh.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
It sounds like he's squealing like a pig or something.
Did y'all hear that?
You hear the fucking pig squeal that y'all heard that shit?
How about how about 225, Radio Graffiti?
Your short ticket.
Hey, ghost.
What's up, man?
All right, nothing much.
What about you, my nigga?
I'm just chilling, man.
What's going on?
Not really doing good right now.
Humor Humble Chappelle Comedic White Friends00:10:15
Had to argue with my friends and shit about my decisions and shit, right?
Hold on.
What's your decisions that, you know, that's got you.
Wait, shit, what you saying, Ghost?
My bad.
No, yeah, what's your decisions?
What, what's your decisions?
Well, you know, you know, back then, like, I was like a, like, I was like a huge stereotypical black guy, like, like, kill Whitey and shit.
Like, but the thing is, like, I'm a charmer as well.
You know, I ain't that much of a looker, but I am kind of a charm, you know, amazing personality and shit.
So the thing I used to do is I used to date white girls and then break their heart as revenge for slavery.
And like, my white friends, they look at me strange, and I said, like, I'm sorry, and shit.
Because right now, I ain't like the, I ain't like how I was back then, right?
But, you know, I guess I guess they still remember my ways and shit.
And all I'm trying to ask you is, what you think I should do to get pay forgiveness?
I would, you want to be, you want to be serious about this?
Because what you did was kind of harsh.
I mean, let's be honest.
Have you ever been in slavery?
Nah, gee, but at the same time, you know, you got to see where I'm coming from, right?
Like, my situation is like, we are, like, my parents and shit, they like, they used to be like hardcore liberal and shit.
Like, you know, like I said, kill Whitey and shit, right?
So I'm just trying to, but I changed from that, right?
You know, I believe it's change.
People can change and shit.
But, you know, my friends don't believe in that shit, though.
Well, you know, it's kind of rough, dude.
It's kind of rough to be that kind of a person.
Nobody wants to be around that, you know, the quintessential angry black man.
Nobody wants to be around that man, not even black women.
You know, so I don't know.
In my opinion, in my opinion, Jesus, I don't know what to do.
I have no idea where to begin to, you know, tell them to throw chitlins at you and call you kunta.
My bad, you fucking.
You know what?
Never, never mind.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what.
I don't know what the hell.
That was.
Listen, I was saying that as a means of like, you know, hey, let's get by.
I mean, hold on.
What?
What?
What if Ghost Blacks?
No, listen.
Listen.
No, he did a bad thing.
He was out there.
He was fucking talking, you know, garbage about all the white women that he got for reparations.
And he was pretty hardcore, angry black man.
I'm just, I'm just saying he was asking like how, how, uh, man, dude, I mean, I was being facetious in the fact that he wanted, I mean, cause look, nobody wants to be serious.
Okay.
I mean, listen to me for a second, all right?
Nobody wants to be facetious, okay, when it comes to an apology, you know?
I mean, they want like some genuine attempt at saying I'm sorry while at the same time laughing at the situation, okay?
I mean, it's just, all right, listen, it was a joke.
I mean, I mean, he was saying, hey, I was, I was banging black, blang it, banging white chicks for reparation and throwing in my white friends' faces.
And that's kind of harsh, dude.
I mean, I mean, why do that?
They're your white friends.
Why the fuck would you do that?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, why?
And he's like, I want to have an act of contrition.
He's saying that they don't believe him.
All right.
And I'm just saying, you know, I was being like, hey, try to approach it in a comedic way.
You know, say, hey, look, man.
I mean, if y'all are that mad about it, do this.
Like, you know, something like something where it'll even make the opposition laugh.
It'll make them laugh and say, what?
What the fuck are you talking about?
And just saying, hey, look, obviously, I'm sorry about that.
I just said, you know, the kunta thing.
I said, I'm sorry, but can we have a forgiveness?
Can we have a handshake?
I'm sorry, you know?
And I think that he would possibly get a little bit of recourse with that, in my opinion.
I'm just, in my opinion, dude, I mean, you have to, look, this whole show is about like somewhat of a humorous launching point, if you will.
And I think that, you know, when you approach things with humor, as stringent and as hard as they are, they kind of, you know, the boundaries come down and everything is just kind of like, and, you know, we can laugh at it.
I mean, like Chappelle's show, you know, I mean, I had to use a example, but like Dave Chappelle's show.
Very, very racial and very of a critiquing in a comedic manner of different things of the time.
And that's how you need to approach things, man.
Everybody's too serious.
And this one of my blacks here that just called up, he doesn't understand like whites, you know, they're not as forgiving.
You know what I mean?
You know, some people are like, man, that was harsh.
And, you know, and if you really want to pursue that relationship, you got to humble yourself in some capacity.
And using like humor, you know, using humor, I think is something that breaks boundaries, in my opinion.
In my opinion.
I'm just saying, dude, I didn't mean that in any racial connotation.
And the reason I hung up is because I didn't want him to think that I meant that.
I was just, I was going to try to explain to him that you just have to, you know, if you really want and you fuck people up bad.
Humor, humor, humor, okay?
And be humble about it.
Be humble about your humor.
I'm not a racist.
Look, if I, like, let's say I was a very bad person to black folks, which I don't.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, okay?
All right.
But let's say I was like horrible to a black friend and like, I don't know, did something horribly racist and for many years.
I mean, I would tell him, hey, man, I'm just, you know, a honky and I don't know anybody.
You know, you got to humble yourself if you want to pursue that person's friendship, dude.
I mean, if you genuinely want that person's friendship, what?
Last ghost show tonight.
All right.
Listen, listen.
I'm just simply stating that, you know, it's humor.
Everything's humorous.
It's a joke.
It's like Dave Chappelle, baby, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
My boy Tyrone, my boys Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
I mean, those are my more intimate friends there.
But, you know, they're my, I got a lot of blacks, dude.
They're my friends, dude.
I don't know what the hell are you talking about?
I know more about black history than possibly, I don't know, whatever.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Oh, I'm no Chappelle.
I didn't say I was.
I was just simply stating that through humor, one can be able to break boundaries, especially if you're looking at to arrange some level of communication and you're the one that did the bad initiation of conduct.
All right.
And the only way somebody's going to be able to break that boundary because you put it there is by humor.
And sometimes humor isn't dry-witted.
All right, dude.
Sometimes humor isn't like, you know, the office space.
Sometimes humor is a little daring.
I mean, that's why we have the First Amendment, dude.
You know, we should be so happy that we could be able to do the things we do.
You know, there's a comedian named Lenny Bruce that was jailed many times doing stand-up because he said words like pussy and dick.
You know?
This has been something that the humor and comedic community has been trying to fight for a long time.
So in my opinion, man, I mean, you know, you guys need to kind of calm your asses down on your social justice warriordom because it was a joke.
And I knew that some of you idiots were going to take it that way, so I ended the call.
But I'm just simply stating this guy knows that these people don't want to have nothing to do with him.
But he wants to go back to that, and he has to humble himself in a humorous fashion so that maybe, maybe, you know, things can maybe things can grow amends.
Maybe boundaries can come down.
I mean, you know, humor is, when you can make people laugh, you'll be honest.
I mean, to be honest, you can do almost anything, man.
I mean, if you're good at humor, and if you can make women laugh, you know, and you can make them laugh in a way to where it's not like, ha, ha, ha, like dry-witted bullshit.
I'm talking about gut wrenching.
That's really powerful.
That's why women, that's what, what do women want?
They want a man that makes them laugh.
And it's not all dry-witted bullshit.
So anyway, I'm sorry y'all people took that the wrong way.
All right.
And by the way, it was just, you know, it was an attempt at trying to show that, listen, you know, banging white broads and saying that, hey, I'm doing this for reparations and rubbing it in Whitey's face.
And now you want to kind of, you know, get back in with those people that were of Caucasian persuasion.
I mean, it's going to take a lot more than I'm sorry.
Lot Sorry Supposed Recognize Persuasion00:02:59
Okay.
It's going to take a lot more than I'm sorry.
Just said it.
You make us laugh, but not for the reasons you're thinking of.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that great.
Great.
All right.
I wonder what fucking.
Are you laughing at me?
Is that what you're trying to say to me?
You're laughing at me.
Oh, fuck yourselves.
All right.
Let's get another one here.
How about 347 Radio Graffiti?
What the hell is that?
I don't understand what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
What was that?
Was I supposed to recognize that or something?
I don't even know what that is.
I don't even know what the hell.
Am I supposed to recognize that shit?
Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to recognize it.
I don't know.
Let's go.
How about ban all bronies, radio graffiti?
Did you see the box of Monopoly for Millennials?
Have you seen the color of how the word monopoly is spelled?
It's spelled in a rainbow.
Oh, my little faggot.
I never fucking said that shit.
You get the fucking shit.
I never fucking said that shit.
Fuck you.
That was it.
God.
Oh, God.
They took a splice of me saying baguette.
All right.
And put it together with me saying like, fuh, fuck, or fish or some shit.
They put it all together.
And this is what the fuck you got.
You know what?
I'm tired of you fucking people trying to make me the bad guy.
Trying to fucking make me the fucking bad.
Go fuck yourselves, man.
All right.
Go screw yourselves for fuck's sake, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people, man.
Jesus Christ, let me, fucking pieces of shit.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I never said that.
Don't listen to these people.
I never fucking said any of that shit.
That was a splice and everybody fucking knows it.
That was a splice and everybody fucking knows it.
Fuck you, chat room.
It was a splice.
It was a goddamn splice.
Fucking piece of shit.
Oh, God.
Tired of you, man.
561, radio graffiti.
Fucking Helen Keller deaf mute.
Homosexuality Honestly Children Let Be00:05:02
That's what we need.
Shut up.
You're a fucking Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about 917 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, can you hear me okay?
Yeah, I can hear you.
What's up, man?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
It's Keen Scares from the chat, bro.
First off, I want to thank Friendly Medic for helping me out.
And second, I wanted to discuss a topic you always bring up on your show.
All right.
All right.
Speak up a bit louder.
Sorry.
All right.
Here we go.
You know how every show you always bring up like homosexuality and stuff like that, right?
Well, I try to because it's Pride Month and, you know, we've been doing that recently.
That's not the whole point.
The whole point is that you notice how back then homosexuality was such a, you know, a disgusting thing to these people, right?
It was something that should never be talked about.
You know what I mean?
You notice how on Twitter and all these websites that pedophilia and bestiality is becoming normalized almost like how homosexuality is becoming normalized by, you know, average people.
You notice that?
Well, I want to be completely honest with you.
I think that there has been a slippery slope ever since gay marriage.
I mean, they're going after the children.
People are marrying inanimate objects, you know, shit like that.
But, hey, this is America, dude.
What are you going to do about it?
I mean, you know, most of the people want this, right?
And yeah, I know, but the thing is, it's bestiality and pedestalia.
I mean, that's so screwed up to even try to normalize.
I mean, it's disgusting.
And Twitter's not even banning these people.
They're just banning the Trump supporters and the people that are doing nothing.
They're banning.
They're not even banning them.
That's the biggest problem.
Hey, hey, dude.
Dude, you're preaching the choir here, dude.
Fucking Twitter has banned me for life because I created and coined the term pause hole.
Okay.
And look, it is what it is.
It's sad.
I wish that more people on the internet would give other social media a try so that there'd be some competition, some fair competition in social media.
But most people don't.
They don't give it a try.
They stick with whatever social media that was introduced to them.
And they're there for years, dude.
And at this point in time, the influence of public opinion is dictated based upon these big, huge social media conglomerates, man.
And I mean, whose fault is that?
Is it the corporation that provides good services for people to stay there?
Or is it the fact that the consumer is not necessarily the most intelligent and doesn't want to try anything that's going to, you know, have they have to learn or they don't want a new protocol whatsoever?
I mean, who's wrong there?
It's honestly both of them, to be honest.
I mean, it's disgusting.
I mean, seriously, you know, on these memes, subreddits and all that, right?
Or just websites and general, you see shit like that.
And it's honestly disgusting.
And I really hope something's done about that.
Well, hey, we're trying, dude.
Hey, hey, Keem Scares, we're trying, man.
I mean, there's still people that are trying to protect children that are trying to, but man, dude, it's, I mean, now they're making it okay in some of these ultra-progressive states.
It's okay to, you know, subject your child to hormone replacement at six, seven years old.
I mean, this is this is bizarre.
This is fucking this.
This is not right.
I mean, nobody should be doing this to children.
And let alone, I want to be honest with you.
I don't, I think that we should wonder if children believe they're gay at least before 15 or 16.
Because at least in 15, 16, they're in high school.
They're hopefully, hopefully they're experimenting with each other and not some fucking older, disgusting person.
But either way, if some child under the age of 16 is saying that they're gay, like eight years old, nine years old, I think that I would question who molested them.
Because how the hell do you know that you're gay if unless you have been penetrated in the anus and you realize that you like it and you're gay?
I mean, that's what it is.
I mean, I believe some people are.
They like the, you know, if you're of age, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
But to subject children to this is just bizarre.
I think that children should be protected from both hetero and homosexual sexuality in general.
I mean, let the fucking children be children.
Let them be innocent for once.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Leave them alone, dude.
Leave them the fuck alone.
Anyway, thank you for the call there, Keemscares.
Let's see who else we have here.
Well, Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we have here?
Wednesday Liberals Emo Ghost Hours00:13:07
Ghost Granny Radio Graffiti.
I have to break it to you.
That song of yours was extremely catchy.
Hey, Pazo, pop my ankle.
Hey, fuck all pods, my name.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Oh, my.
So I really love that song.
Hey, podcast.
Get this fucking piece.
Stop making fun of my granny, you fucking piece of shit.
Ah!
Fucking stop making fun of my granny!
Ah!
Piece of shit!
Jesus Christ, man!
Stop making fun of my granny!
All right, I'm ending this shit.
I'm ending this fucking shit.
One more.
One more, and I'm out of here.
And look, I may not even be back for Wednesday's show.
I'm gonna be fucking completely honest with you, man.
I'm probably not even gonna be back for Wednesday's show.
I mean, I gotta take a break from you fucking pieces of shit, dude.
I gotta take a fucking break, man.
Oh, God, man.
Shut the fuck up, all of you people, alright?
Give me my drink.
You're calling me a fucking wimp?
I mean, do you understand?
All right?
A fucking last Thursday, my goddamn fucking electricity went out because of a fucking shitty storm, and the shitbag city San Antonio doesn't know shit from Shinola, all right?
And then I had to go goddamn do a show on Friday, do a show on Saturday, for Christ's sake.
And now I'm here doing this fucking show.
We have five fucking hours doing this crap.
Five fucking hours we're doing this fucking garbage, man.
And I'm doing it for you!
All of you damn trolls, man.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here, man?
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 619, what are you doing?
You play with your pet.
No, no, not you.
Ghost.
Um, so I've been watching Radio Graffiti, and I've been watching a ghost show, and my brother's been overhearing it, and I think you're influencing him because he's starting to beat up his teddy bear that he calls his wife, and he's telling it to get acquainted with kitchen appliances.
You fucking lying little brat.
You know that?
You're a goddamn lying little brat.
I'm not lying.
He's starting to say more beer, and he's going into the fridge and taking beer and running off with it.
He's fucking saying more beer.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
He put the teddy bear on the kitchen stove and told it to get acquainted with it.
And then he like slapped it when it didn't do anything.
You know, you're a fucking lying little brat, man.
Your fucking little brother's out here fucking slapping his teddy bear around.
You're a goddamn liar.
Who's putting you up to this, you little brat?
We can't damn know you.
No one's putting me up to this.
I'm watching my brother do it.
So he's slapping his teddy bear around and putting it on the damn stove and telling the teddy bear to get acquainted with it?
Yeah, and he's the gay running off with beer.
You're a fucking lot.
And how is that my fault exactly?
How come you're not?
How come it's not you or Asho influencing him?
How about that?
He's doing it because you're influencing him.
You're saying all this stuff and then you're making him do it.
How am I making him do it?
Is your parents like throwing the brat in front of the damn computer while I'm fucking doing the show?
No, he overhears it from my phone while you're doing all this stupid liberal rant.
Stupid liberal rants?
The fuck you mean, stupid liberal ranch, you little fuck.
Yeah, you'll stoop your stupid liberal ranch when you say like, my liberals, my liberals.
Get this little fucking stupid little goddamn faggy king.
Get him out of here!
Stupid goddamn it!
Oh, damn it!
God damn it, man!
I'm not a bad influence, man!
I'm not a bad influence.
I'm not fucking sitting here being an influence to this fucking kid's little brother for Christ's sake.
This fucking kid, I'm telling you, this kid, Asho, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but fuck you!
I didn't influence you fucking brats, man.
And that's it for Radio Graffiti.
Take fucking Radio Graffiti off, Engineer.
I'm fucking sick of this shit.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, it's right, man.
I never influenced you all to do shit, man.
I'm just a guy on the internet that's trying to do a fucking show, man.
That's all I'm trying to do.
Take the fucking Radio Graffiti graphic off.
Take it off.
I'm just a fucking guy that's just trying to do a broadcast out here.
And I have been hounded.
I have been hounded for over 11 years by you fucking people, man.
And I'm tired of it, man.
Why can't you just be like regular fans, man, and be like, yeah, we appreciate you, ghosts, and all that shit?
My liberals, my liberals, you fucking idiot.
Thanks for no chat room shout out, you fucking piece of shit.
I don't even know who the fuck you are, my liberals, my liberals.
But I'm telling you something, man.
You all will be lucky if I come here on Wednesday, you piece of trash.
I mean, I put it in the fucking title for episode 67 that I was having a bad case of the Mondays, but no, you fucking trolls, you gotta fucking twist a fucking knife in there, and I don't fucking appreciate it one damn bit.
I don't fucking appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I'm fucking sick of this shit.
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
I deserve more respect.
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired, man.
All right.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
You're trying to blame me for shit.
I'm tired of this fucking garbage.
You people blaming me.
How the fuck are you going to blame me?
How the fuck you gonna blame me for Christ's sake?
How?
How?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Circumcise your eyes.
End the show, bitch.
I'm gonna fucking end the show, but I've got your fucking bitch.
I've got your bitch.
You piece of shit.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
And I'm telling you.
And I'm telling all you fucking trolls right now.
You'll be lucky if I fucking come back on a goddamn Wednesday, man.
After all the fucking shows, the fucking hours upon hours upon hours for Christ's sake.
Stop calling 69.
I don't.
I'm not planning for 619 to be the fucking last fucking shit.
I mean, sometimes I think it's fucking Asho.
Sometimes what?
Hey, kid.
I'm sorry, Ghost is so abusive towards to women.
You deserve a better influence.
Oh, here we go.
I'm the fucking medicine.
You see what the fuck I'm saying?
I'm the bad influence, dude.
They wouldn't listen when he was.
I'm not a bad influence, man.
Damn it, dark meme magician girl, and fuck you, true drunk old crybaby radio when I fucked it down.
Let me tell you something, okay?
I am not a bad influence, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
WTF, I was on the phone phone, you bitch.
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
Fuck you, Billy, alright?
Fuck you!
Emo ghost, yeah, real fucking funny, man.
Emo ghost, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I had an ilustrous 11-year broadcasting career, man.
People used to listen to me for the financial insights.
For the political and social commentary.
Oh.
And then you fucks came around and fucked my show up, man.
Nobody takes me serious anymore.
Nobody wants to be interviewed by me because you fucking people.
You've made this toxic, man.
Nobody wants your attention.
Nobody wants your attention, man.
Nobody wants your attention, so I can't interview anybody.
I'm fucking getting trolled all the fucking time.
Every fucking day.
Every goddamn day.
Every goddamn day.
It's driving me insane.
It's driving me insane.
You skip my shout out.
Oh, just shut up.
All right.
I'm fucking tired.
I'm tired of it, man.
I'm tired of it.
Want to prove you're a real man?
Continue radio graffiti and stop ending on that kid.
You know what you're doing.
Fuck you.
Your Jewish techniques isn't foolish.
Jewish technique?
What the fuck kind of anti-Semitic shit is that?
Fucking Jewish techniques?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What kind of anti-Semitic garbage is that?
Oh, God.
Cry baby bitch for two fucking dollars.
Fuck you, man.
All of you people, man.
All of you people, man.
All of you.
Everyone that gets caught fucking kids always says, I used to be someone.
Fuck you, man.
I fucking tell you.
I'm getting the fuck out of here, man.
Come out here, man, engineer.
I'm out of here.
For fuck's sake, man.
I'm not Emo Ghost.
Shut up.
I'm not fucking Emo Ghost, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
I'm not fucking Emo, man.
And I'm not a Field Man, man.
I'm not a Field Man, man.
Get me out of here, Engineer, man.
Fuck these people, man.
All the shit I do, man.
All the fucking hours.
All the fucking blood and sweat.
All the energy that I exert for you all.
No fucking appreciation, man.
You're just trying to hurt me.
That's what you fucking people do, man.
You just fucking try to hurt me.
You're just trying to hurt me, man!
Me, magician, why are you- I'm not turning emo!
I'm not.
Fuck you.
I'm me magician.
Crawling in my skin these weeks.
Fuck you, Hitler.
Fuck you, Hitler, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm not turning emo.
I'm just tired.
I'm not turning emo.
I'm just tired.
I'm tired of it all.
I'm tired of it all, man.
Oh, boat influencer.
I'm not fucking influencing anybody, man.
I'm tired of it all.
Shut up.
You shut the fuck up, man!
You all shut up, man!
I just try to do a show, and you're fucking blaming me!
You're fucking blaming your finger at me!
Feels emo, man!
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Well as me, little crybaby back bitch.
Shut up!
Fuck, shut up!
I'm getting out of here!
I'm done!
I'm done!
Good God, you fucking trolls!
I'm so done!
I'm so done!
You're gonna be lucky if I come back on Wednesday, you fuck!