True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 66   It's Baller Friday! Mexico Bows To POTUS! Next to Bow; Democrats!
Aired: 2020-04-20
Duration: 05:54:14


=== Baller Friday Intro (01:26) ===

[00:00:02]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:00:03]  This is
[00:01:10]  your host, Mean Magician here, and I'm now the new team of Mexicans.
[00:01:23]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:26]  Ha ha ha ha!

=== Mexico Bows Down (14:46) ===

[00:01:28]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:29]  You know what time it is?
[00:01:31]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:01:35]  Episode 66.
[00:01:38]  Ooh, what a spooky number for the episode.
[00:01:41]  Anyway, it's Baller Friday, and guess what?
[00:01:44]  Mexico bows down to the president.
[00:01:47]  Mexico is bowing down to the president as if he's handing out free tacos on Cinco de Mayo.
[00:01:55]  And guess what?
[00:01:56]  The next to bow, the anti-American Democrats.
[00:02:01]  Do you understand?
[00:02:04]  And by the way, before I forget, spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:13]  And let everybody you know, let them know that the ghost show episode 66 is now in effect and in the house.
[00:02:21]  We are live.
[00:02:23]  It is Baller Friday.
[00:02:26]  And I hope that you're feeling it, baby, because I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:02:30]  I'm a little tired.
[00:02:31]  I'm a little tired.
[00:02:32]  We're going to talk about that here in just a second.
[00:02:35]  So spread it around the internet to throughout the world.
[00:02:38]  Let everybody you know, let them know that the ghost show is live and in effect right now.
[00:02:44]  You're damn right.
[00:02:45]  Spread it out.
[00:02:47]  Spread it around the internet to throughout the world.
[00:02:50]  You goddamn right, boys.
[00:02:54]  All right, go ahead and take out the damn music engineer.
[00:02:57]  Take it out.
[00:02:58]  Anyway, thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
[00:03:01]  And we already got a damn dono.
[00:03:03]  Let's go ahead and replay that dono by me magician.
[00:03:06]  Here it is.
[00:03:08]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:03:10]  This is your host, Me Magician.
[00:03:11]  This is me, Magician.
[00:03:12]  Take it easy.
[00:03:14]  You're the king.
[00:03:15]  Hey, don't go there, man.
[00:03:16]  I'm the king of Mexicans, baby.
[00:03:19]  Olive Yaksklov, great day to be a capitalist ghost.
[00:03:22]  Cheers.
[00:03:23]  Happy Bowler Friday.
[00:03:24]  It's militime, baby.
[00:03:25]  You're damn right.
[00:03:26]  It's military.
[00:03:29]  As tariffs are rescinded on Mexico, you're going to want to start thinking about whether or not this stock market uptrend is sustainable.
[00:03:36]  It's not sustainable.
[00:03:37]  And I'm going to get to that in just a second.
[00:03:39]  And whoever's donating is me.
[00:03:40]  You're a piece of shit.
[00:03:42]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:03:44]  I'm not late.
[00:03:45]  All right.
[00:03:45]  Shut up.
[00:03:46]  I'm not goddamn late, Natisi.
[00:03:47]  Because Ghost has gone to such lengths to harm his community.
[00:03:50]  I am ready to accept his apology on their behalf.
[00:03:53]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:03:57]  What are you talking about?
[00:03:58]  Shut up, you leftist piece of trash, evil mirror.
[00:04:01]  Nobody asked you.
[00:04:02]  And by the way, is the echo gone now?
[00:04:05]  Is the echo gone now?
[00:04:06]  Because I'm hearing people in the chat room saying there's a bunch of echoes going on.
[00:04:10]  Did it just go away?
[00:04:11]  Anyway, shut up, Evil Mira.
[00:04:13]  All right, you don't know what you're talking about.
[00:04:14]  You're a leftist piece of trash.
[00:04:16]  All right, well, what is this?
[00:04:17]  Hey, Ghost, have you heard the news in San Antonio?
[00:04:20]  Breaking.
[00:04:21]  City confirms hundreds of migrants from the Congo have arrived in Saxon.
[00:04:25]  Are you kidding me?
[00:04:28]  I didn't see that.
[00:04:30]  Mr. Maury, let me explain to you what happened yesterday in San Antonio, Texas, okay?
[00:04:35]  And why I'm a little bit...
[00:04:37]  That's right, folks.
[00:04:38]  I am the king of Mexican.
[00:04:40]  Damn right.
[00:04:40]  Ha ha ha.
[00:04:41]  Woo, I'm late again.
[00:04:43]  Oh, no.
[00:04:44]  Shut up.
[00:04:44]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:04:46]  I want to tell y'all what happened, all right?
[00:04:48]  I'm going to tell y'all what happened yesterday, okay?
[00:04:50]  Yesterday, we had a massive storm.
[00:04:52]  I'm talking thunderstorms, lightning, high winds, hail.
[00:04:57]  And let me tell you, it only lasted for about 15 to 20 minutes.
[00:05:01]  Okay, literally, like around a little after 5 p.m., we had a massive thunderstorm, hail, lightning, high winds, etc.
[00:05:10]  For about 15, 20 minutes.
[00:05:12]  And by God, over 200,000 fucking people in San Antonio were out of power.
[00:05:21]  And by God, I was one of them, folks.
[00:05:23]  And I was out of power from about fucking 5:45 p.m. yesterday to fucking 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
[00:05:31]  Look, shut up!
[00:05:32]  24 fucking minutes late, Puto.
[00:05:35]  Shut up!
[00:05:35]  You're lucky I'm even here for Christ's sake, man.
[00:05:38]  You're lucky I'm even here.
[00:05:41]  I will sweat my balls off for Christ's sake.
[00:05:44]  You understand how fucking hot it is?
[00:05:45]  It's not just it being hot in this disgusting San Antonio City.
[00:05:49]  The humidity, folks.
[00:05:51]  The goddamn humidity makes it even a thousand times worse.
[00:05:55]  And I had no electricity.
[00:05:58]  I mean, if Ghost at least ended the show early and gave up again, that might go a long way to get it.
[00:06:02]  Can you shut up, Evil Mirror?
[00:06:04]  I'm talking here.
[00:06:04]  All right, you leftist long-haired bedwetting piece of trash.
[00:06:08]  I'm talking here.
[00:06:10]  I'm not even joking around, folks.
[00:06:11]  A little 15, 20-minute thunderstorm out here in San Antonio knocked out 200,000 people with fucking power for Christ's sake.
[00:06:19]  I mean, I was without power since like 5:45 p.m. yesterday to 2:30 in the afternoon today.
[00:06:25]  You're not late.
[00:06:26]  If you said that your show started half an hour later than you claim, you might be able to.
[00:06:31]  Nobody's asking you, all right?
[00:06:32]  Just shut up.
[00:06:34]  Shut your mouth.
[00:06:35]  Now, I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
[00:06:36]  That's the longest time I've ever been without power.
[00:06:39]  And that just underscores why no one should even visit this city.
[00:06:43]  No one should consider moving to this city.
[00:06:45]  This city is an official Obama city.
[00:06:48]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:06:50]  Yeah, Ghost is Obama.
[00:06:51]  It's not my house.
[00:06:52]  200,000 people were fucking taken out without power all over the city, man.
[00:06:59]  If Trump had been commander-in-chief on June 6th, 1944.
[00:07:03]  Shut up, Ann Culture.
[00:07:04]  Look, Ann Coulter is just some stupid flatboard that needs a screw and she's out here trying to sell a book.
[00:07:10]  I don't want to hear about Ann Coulter, for Christ's sake, all right.
[00:07:13]  Now, the bottom line is, folks, is I could not believe that someone like myself that is not only, you know, I would like to consider myself, you know, higher class than the rest of the schmucks in this town because not only do I live in a nice neighborhood, but I also am a business owner.
[00:07:30]  I'm telling you, I was calling the electric company.
[00:07:33]  And guess what?
[00:07:33]  There's only one electric company in San Antonio.
[00:07:37]  It is a monopoly over the electrical grid in this town.
[00:07:40]  It's called CPS City Public Service.
[00:07:43]  Ghost, you were out of power since Trump became a deep state puppet.
[00:07:47]  Shut the fucking deep state puppet.
[00:07:50]  Just shut your mouth, all right?
[00:07:52]  I mean, I'm serious here.
[00:07:54]  I'm exhausted, dude.
[00:07:55]  I've been sweating my fucking balls off all day, all night.
[00:07:59]  I barely got power at 2.30 p.m. in the afternoon out here.
[00:08:04]  I mean, it just underscores what kind of a garbage city San Antonio is.
[00:08:09]  It is a garbage city.
[00:08:11]  A 15, 20-minute thunderstorm took out the power of 200,000 homes across the city.
[00:08:17]  What kind of goddamn Obama, Mickey Mouse, city council infrastructure are you all running out here in San Antonio?
[00:08:24]  It's a piece of trash.
[00:08:26]  And that's why I implore all of you.
[00:08:28]  Do not visit this place.
[00:08:30]  All right.
[00:08:31]  Do not visit this place.
[00:08:33]  Do not move here.
[00:08:34]  This place is garbage.
[00:08:36]  All right.
[00:08:37]  I mean, the city council sucks.
[00:08:39]  All right.
[00:08:40]  It's obvious that the city basic services suck.
[00:08:43]  And like I said, we only have one electric company out here, and half of it is owned by the city itself.
[00:08:49]  Huh?
[00:08:50]  I mean, and what I'm trying to call out here, I'm trying to call CPS, like, hey, what the hell?
[00:08:55]  And they just fucking automatically hang up on you.
[00:08:58]  They have an automatic system and they hang up on you.
[00:09:01]  Texas Obama power grid, go fuck yourself.
[00:09:05]  Mannigers, thankfully I've installed solar panels earlier last week.
[00:09:10]  Shut up, all right?
[00:09:11]  You're not installing.
[00:09:12]  You know how much it costs to install solar panels to back up your house?
[00:09:16]  Like $25,000 minimum, depending on how big your house is, for Christ's sake.
[00:09:21]  Are you kidding me?
[00:09:22]  I ain't got time for that.
[00:09:23]  What is this?
[00:09:25]  Yin Monaku Chipei Mona.
[00:09:26]  Dark me magician girl, you should know better than this.
[00:09:29]  But of course you're a woman.
[00:09:31]  Of course you're a woman and you think that the rules don't apply to you.
[00:09:35]  I've told you this a thousand times if you're going to talk and text a speech.
[00:09:39]  Talk to me in America.
[00:09:41]  All right.
[00:09:42]  Talk to me in America.
[00:09:43]  That's an immigrant language that I can't understand, bro.
[00:09:50]  Shut up.
[00:09:51]  All right.
[00:09:51]  Just shut your stupid stinking hole for Christ's sake.
[00:09:54]  Typical woman that thinks that she's above the rules.
[00:09:57]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:09:59]  Anyway, folks, look, I'm not all there today.
[00:10:02]  I mean, I may be a little low energy for Christ's sake.
[00:10:05]  I have literally been sweating my fucking balls off in this whole goddamn blackout out here in San Antonio.
[00:10:12]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:10:13]  No electricity since 5.45 p.m. yesterday to 2.30 p.m. today.
[00:10:20]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:10:21]  I mean, I had to open my windows.
[00:10:23]  I had to fuck, I had to sleep with my fucking windows open for Christ's sake.
[00:10:28]  Thank God I live in a damn decent neighborhood.
[00:10:30]  I can only imagine the rest of the folks in these, you know, freaky neighborhoods in San Antonio.
[00:10:36]  Shut up with that racist comment.
[00:10:38]  I can only imagine the folks that live in regular neighborhoods in this goddamn community for Christ's sake.
[00:10:43]  are probably being stalked by vagrants.
[00:10:45]  It's just... Jesus Christ.
[00:10:48]  Please clap.
[00:10:50]  God, shut up, Jeb Bush, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:52]  And by the way, whoever donated and said that there was hundreds of migrants from the Congo.
[00:11:01]  Hey, thank you, L.A. Guinness to the show.
[00:11:03]  Hey, thank you very much, Elle.
[00:11:04]  I appreciate it, dude.
[00:11:06]  Listen, the hundreds of migrants from the Congo, you want to know why we're having all these migrants come here?
[00:11:14]  Because we have a stupid, fucking pathetic, half a queer mayor out here that needs to come out of the closet.
[00:11:20]  And I'm talking about Ron Nuremberg.
[00:11:23]  This guy is the biggest piece of anti-American trash.
[00:11:27]  He will let anybody and anybody come into this damn city and give them Sanctuary City.
[00:11:32]  It is a joke.
[00:11:33]  It's a joke.
[00:11:34]  Set yourself up a backup power generator because this will not be the last time it happens.
[00:11:39]  I live in a good neighborhood.
[00:11:41]  I've never, ever had the lights turn out this long before.
[00:11:44]  Ever.
[00:11:45]  Ever.
[00:11:48]  I'll lick your sweat, ball sweat.
[00:11:50]  Shut the fuck up, you sick pervert.
[00:11:52]  All right.
[00:11:55]  Hey, Alec Yakslov.
[00:11:56]  Hey, ghost, could you please unban Rocker666066?
[00:12:00]  Wait a minute.
[00:12:01]  No!
[00:12:03]  Hey, hey, if Rocker wants to get unbanned, he could pay $25 to get out of there.
[00:12:07]  If not, he could stay in there and shut his mouth.
[00:12:10]  Shouldn't have been messing around in my broadcast anyway.
[00:12:13]  Now, listen, and whoever the hell donated for two bucks, Ghost Granny Anal Banger, go fuck yourself too, all right?
[00:12:20]  Now, listen, I am sick of this town.
[00:12:22]  That's why I'm encouraging everybody, man.
[00:12:24]  Shit, talk this town.
[00:12:25]  Tell everybody never to come to this stupid, dumb, fucking, pathetic dirt hole.
[00:12:30]  I mean, I know that, oh my God, you got the San Antonio Riverwalk.
[00:12:33]  It's a fucking mudbath.
[00:12:35]  It is a mud creek in the middle of the downtown area.
[00:12:39]  All right.
[00:12:39]  And there's nothing to do when you get to San Antonio downtown.
[00:12:42]  I'm not joking around.
[00:12:44]  You want to know what San Antonio is?
[00:12:46]  Let me give you an example.
[00:12:47]  It is Newark, Jersey with margaritas.
[00:12:50]  That's all it is.
[00:12:52]  All right.
[00:12:52]  And if you've ever been to New York, Newark, Jersey, excuse me, you know how much of a shitbag that is.
[00:12:58]  That's what this is right here in this town.
[00:13:00]  I'm not even joking, man.
[00:13:02]  And just to show you how bad of a shitbag this is, okay?
[00:13:07]  20-minute goddamn fucking storm took out 200,000 rags as long as you're going to be able to do it.
[00:13:13]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:13:17]  Mark me, magician girl.
[00:13:19]  I know because you think because you have a poonanny between your legs and you think that you're above the rules.
[00:13:25]  Stop talking to me in a fucking immigrant language.
[00:13:27]  Talk to me in American.
[00:13:29]  Ghostler Shi-Gigi Jingle.
[00:13:33]  Why are you people talking to me in this immigrant crank?
[00:13:36]  Talk to me in American.
[00:13:38]  We're going to have some fucking problems.
[00:13:42]  Alpha My By America.
[00:13:44]  Why are you even in San San Antonio?
[00:13:46]  It's cheap.
[00:13:46]  It's cheap to live out here.
[00:13:48]  All right.
[00:13:48]  That's why I'm in San Antonio.
[00:13:50]  It's cheap to live out here, but by God, you got to accept a lot of shit.
[00:13:53]  Hey, Ghost, I'd like to interview you for my next piece at Vox.
[00:13:57]  Oh, yeah, right.
[00:13:58]  Hey, Carlos Maza.
[00:13:59]  Look, don't go there.
[00:14:00]  All right.
[00:14:01]  I don't want you and your little Vox so-called journalist to mob attack my channel just like you did to that the Alamo should be burned to the ground with America.
[00:14:14]  Fuck you.
[00:14:14]  Don't talk that way about the Alamo, you idiot.
[00:14:17]  I'm talking about the city itself.
[00:14:18]  The city sucks.
[00:14:20]  And by the way, Carlos Maza, don't send your goddamn Vox goons after me, you piece of trash, all right?
[00:14:26]  And what is this?
[00:14:28]  Anonymous Ebola Chan sends her love from the Congo.
[00:14:30]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:14:33]  Ebola.
[00:14:34]  As a matter of fact, Ebola is in Liberia.
[00:14:36]  It is on the Congo, you idiot.
[00:14:38]  What was the disease that was in the Congo?
[00:14:41]  Wasn't it SARS or some shit?
[00:14:43]  Anyway, it doesn't matter.
[00:14:44]  Listen, Carlos Maza, let me tell you.
[00:14:47]  I don't know how you have any kind of credibility to be taken off to Steven Crowder.
[00:14:51]  I mean, why are you mad at Steven Crowder?
[00:14:53]  Because he personally attacked you?
[00:14:55]  What gives you carte blanche to personally attack people yourself in your own journalistic endeavors there, Carlos Maza?
[00:15:02]  What gives you the right?
[00:15:04]  And you know something?
[00:15:05]  I don't understand why you would go after Steven Crowder anyway.
[00:15:08]  I thought Steven Crowder was a latent homosexual as far as I'm concerned.
[00:15:12]  I'm no fan of Steven Crowder, okay?
[00:15:15]  I think he's a latent homosexual trying to stay on the right wing of things.
[00:15:19]  He's always going undercover into gay pride parades, dressed up in drag.
[00:15:25]  Hey, ghost, Dusanujordum, Ilker Czech Fapitalist or something.
[00:15:30]  What is this?
[00:15:32]  I told you, idiots, to talk to me in American.
[00:15:35]  It's a Bowler Friday for Christ's sake.
[00:15:39]  Start respecting me, you piece of trash.
[00:15:41]  Talk to me in American.
[00:15:42]  I don't want to talk about that.
[00:15:43]  I don't want to fucking immigrant language, all right?
[00:15:45]  I don't want to hear no immigrant language.
[00:15:47]  Carlos Maza versus ghosts.
[00:15:49]  Let me tell you something.
[00:15:50]  He don't want none of me.
[00:15:51]  All right.
[00:15:52]  I will cut that damn boy down lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[00:15:56]  All right?
[00:15:58]  I will keep him like a midget at a urinal.
[00:16:00]  I will keep him on his homosexual toes, baby.
[00:16:03]  All right.
[00:16:04]  Carlos Maza doesn't want none of me.
[00:16:06]  As a matter of fact, let's go do a search for Carlos Maza.
[00:16:09]  As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and do a search for him while we're at it.
[00:16:11]  All right.
[00:16:12]  Let's go ahead and do a search.

=== Speak American Only (15:33) ===

[00:16:14]  And you know something?
[00:16:16]  What is this?
[00:16:18]  Will Walsh, hail sweaty ass lateler.
[00:16:21]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:16:22]  And saving private ghostler for two bucks.
[00:16:24]  You go shoving up your ass.
[00:16:26]  All right, you know what I'm going to do?
[00:16:28]  I'm going to put Carlos Maza Twitter and then I'm going to put P-Rep or Prep and see what comes up.
[00:16:36]  How about that?
[00:16:37]  How about that?
[00:16:38]  All right, let's go see what he's doing here.
[00:16:40]  Oh, hold on, hold on.
[00:16:41]  What is this?
[00:16:43]  This is a Twitter.
[00:16:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:45]  Oh, look at this.
[00:16:47]  Oh, look at this.
[00:16:49]  This is Carlos Maza here.
[00:16:50]  Today is my one-year anniversary of going on PrEP, a daily pill that protects me from HIV before and after.
[00:16:59]  Oh, look at that.
[00:17:00]  Before he looked like the age was getting to him.
[00:17:03]  After he looks like, okay, his face is a little fuller.
[00:17:06]  You know, P-Rep is, whatever, whatever it does, okay?
[00:17:10]  I mean, look at this.
[00:17:12]  Look at this right here.
[00:17:13]  Prep has had a positive impact on my life.
[00:17:17]  How quaint he uses the term positive.
[00:17:19]  Anyway, I get regular testing every three months and can give myself and my partners plural a little extra security.
[00:17:30]  I mean, do you understand what we're dealing with here?
[00:17:33]  Now, I know we're celebrating Pride, and believe me, I was celebrating Pride the last broadcast.
[00:17:38]  All right, what?
[00:17:39]  What is this?
[00:17:42]  What are all these immigrants coming from, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:17:46]  Talk to me in America.
[00:17:49]  Talk to me in American, boy.
[00:17:52]  I have no idea what you're talking about.
[00:17:56]  Cream of some young wa.
[00:17:59]  Cream of some young whaw.
[00:18:02]  Wow.
[00:18:03]  Cream of some young whaw.
[00:18:08]  Talk to me in American, please.
[00:18:09]  This is starting to piss me off.
[00:18:10]  It's Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
[00:18:14]  What did I tell you, man?
[00:18:18]  Can you shut this stupid immigrant language up your ass?
[00:18:21]  All right.
[00:18:21]  I'm tired of you talking to me this way.
[00:18:23]  I'm an American.
[00:18:25]  Talk to me in American.
[00:18:27]  Talk to me in American.
[00:18:31]  Fuck you.
[00:18:32]  I didn't come out no closet, you idiot.
[00:18:34]  Shut up, all right?
[00:18:36]  Hey, look, here we go.
[00:18:37]  Good, I'm gonna let Ein Klein's Blumelinen Das Hide there.
[00:18:41]  I don't understand you.
[00:18:42]  I don't talk immigrant, boy.
[00:18:44]  I don't talk immigrant.
[00:18:46]  Talk American!
[00:18:48]  Ah, she's just gonna be crazy.
[00:18:53]  Hey, Captain Dessie!
[00:18:54]  Hey, Captain Dessie!
[00:18:55]  Cheers to Captain Dessey.
[00:18:57]  How you meaning?
[00:18:57]  I've been working my ass off lately, and I'm about to go to my second job tonight.
[00:19:01]  Second job, bowling.
[00:19:03]  Cheers to a good show.
[00:19:04]  Here's the real scoreboard.
[00:19:05]  Ghost 66.
[00:19:07]  Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:19:09]  Captain Desi.
[00:19:14]  Oh, fucking immigrant talk.
[00:19:22]  Bagusa Primario.
[00:19:23]  Shut up, black.
[00:19:24]  Black.
[00:19:26]  Blacked?
[00:19:28]  Anyway, listen, Captain Dessey, making it rain on these trolls and telling you trolls a thing or two about a thing or two, okay?
[00:19:34]  And what is this by Will Walsh?
[00:19:37]  What is this?
[00:19:38]  You thought that you can emoji some immigrant crap and that it was going to say something for you there, Will Walsh?
[00:19:42]  Huh?
[00:19:43]  Is that what you thought?
[00:19:44]  Well, you thought wrong, you dickhead.
[00:19:46]  Why A to Doos Eustedes?
[00:19:48]  Idiotic K-Segen, DCI.
[00:19:50]  Now they're talking to me in Mexican, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:54]  Now they're talking to me in Mexican.
[00:19:57]  Hey, hey, hey, chuplami wemo kamicho niso, alright, you pinche pain dejo.
[00:20:04]  American isn't a language, it's English.
[00:20:06]  You gluppaibumo.
[00:20:07]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:20:10]  You all talk to me in American.
[00:20:12]  That's the way I want to be spoken to in American.
[00:20:15]  White mean magician.
[00:20:19]  Can you shut the fuck up with this immigrant crap?
[00:20:23]  Talk to me in American.
[00:20:24]  Or we had some serious fucking problems.
[00:20:27]  Talk about fucking Baller Friday.
[00:20:29]  For Christ's sake, have some respect.
[00:20:32]  Have some goddamn respect, man.
[00:20:34]  It's Ballard Friday.
[00:20:35]  It's episode 66.
[00:20:39]  Oh, Christ.
[00:20:41]  Talk to me in English.
[00:20:43]  American is not a language.
[00:20:45]  Fuck you, meme magician.
[00:20:48]  You ling ha gong ren malu.
[00:20:50]  You know what Mean Magician's trying to do?
[00:20:51]  He's trying to show up Captain Dessi.
[00:20:54]  He's trying to show up Captain Dessi by making it rain.
[00:20:56]  And it's not funny, Mean Magician, you piece of crap.
[00:21:00]  Shut up with the fucking immigrant language.
[00:21:02]  Habel Ingalls, Pinche Gringo.
[00:21:04]  Fucking immigrant language, man.
[00:21:06]  You talk to me in America.
[00:21:07]  Oh, here's this guy.
[00:21:08]  Ghost, I heard Asho's story.
[00:21:10]  You gave him a reprobate mind.
[00:21:12]  Ghost is a heretic.
[00:21:14]  Pastor Stephen Adams.
[00:21:18]  We are a soul winning at your house.
[00:21:20]  I also did capitalist confessions and make America holy again.
[00:21:24]  Make America holy again.
[00:21:26]  Yeah, you're calling me a heretic, you asshole.
[00:21:28]  Siha Go Sudo Dejo Siha Doc Kinahei Iconic.
[00:21:32]  Shut the fuck up with the fucking immigrant immigrant language.
[00:21:38]  Talk to me in America.
[00:21:42]  Fucking asshole.
[00:21:43]  Talk to me in American.
[00:21:44]  This is a Bowler Friday.
[00:21:46]  You respect my wishes.
[00:21:48]  Kaya Putendehi, Okinchi Sui.
[00:21:51]  Alright, all of you go shove it up your ass, man.
[00:21:53]  I know what you're fucking doing.
[00:21:55]  Look, look, they're trying to fuck with me.
[00:21:58]  These are Democrats, leftist, long-haired bed wedding hippies trying to fuck with me.
[00:22:03]  You're trying to virtue signal.
[00:22:06]  All of you people that are trying to talk in an immigrant language, you're trying to virtue signal, and I don't fucking appreciate it.
[00:22:14]  Fuck sick.
[00:22:17]  Shut up!
[00:22:19]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:22:20]  Talk to me in America!
[00:22:25]  Jesus Christ!
[00:22:28]  Talk to me in America!
[00:22:31]  Oh, fuck.
[00:22:33]  What did I tell you about this fucking mean magician?
[00:22:36]  This meme magician.
[00:22:39]  You're a piece of American.
[00:22:41]  You're trying to make it rain now, huh?
[00:22:43]  You're trying to flex troll nuts now, aren't you?
[00:22:46]  You're trying to flex troll nuts, mean magician!
[00:22:48]  Go buy and fuck our granny for a dollar doant comprare fodder Oh, shush, shush, shush Shut the fuck up, bitch!
[00:22:57]  Shut up!
[00:23:00]  I'm serious, man.
[00:23:01]  I'm tired of this shit.
[00:23:02]  This is not.
[00:23:05]  Two Ares Gringo Soy Haser Yudioso and El Captain.
[00:23:11]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:23:13]  Shut up!
[00:23:14]  Talk to me in American!
[00:23:16]  I'm not fucking doing it!
[00:23:18]  God damn it!
[00:23:19]  Talk to me in American!
[00:23:21]  I'm tired of you talking to me in some goddamn foreign immigrant language!
[00:23:25]  Donald Trump and American!
[00:23:30]  I'm an American, bastards!
[00:23:32]  Hablale a ghost en Mexicano.
[00:23:34]  I'll dolly dolly up your ass.
[00:23:35]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you piece of shit.
[00:23:38]  I'd buy that for a second.
[00:23:39]  Look at this fucking shit.
[00:23:41]  Who is posting my fucking link in some immigrant forum post?
[00:23:45]  I know this is what this is.
[00:23:47]  This is a fucking forum post of some immigrants out here.
[00:23:50]  And this is a consequence of it.
[00:23:52]  Stop this shit.
[00:23:54]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:23:56]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:24:01]  It's a Bowler Friday, man.
[00:24:04]  It's episode 66.
[00:24:06]  Have some respect.
[00:24:09]  Oh, God.
[00:24:10]  What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[00:24:13]  Oh, 15 bucker.
[00:24:15]  Hey, ghost.
[00:24:15]  It's been a while.
[00:24:16]  Oh, man.
[00:24:17]  How are you doing tonight?
[00:24:18]  Don't control terrorists.
[00:24:20]  I'm not doing too good, Fat Marshall.
[00:24:22]  And I'll get to your 15-bucker in just a second.
[00:24:24]  I mean, just let me talk.
[00:24:27]  And if you're going to let me talk, let me talk in American.
[00:24:30]  In American, you fucking fuck.
[00:24:35]  Why are you fucking idiots doing this, dude?
[00:24:38]  Why are you fucking idiots doing this shit?
[00:24:40]  All right?
[00:24:41]  Are you trying to virtue sickness?
[00:24:43]  Are you trying to show who's the better leftist?
[00:24:45]  Huh?
[00:24:45]  Is that it?
[00:24:48]  That's enough from me.
[00:24:49]  I can speak Godzilla and bean burrito.
[00:24:52]  What the fuck does that get in the kitchen, Dark Me Magician Girl, where you belong, goddammit?
[00:24:57]  Shut up.
[00:24:57]  And keep your ass there, don't move.
[00:25:03]  Look, shut the fuck up.
[00:25:04]  Seriously, with that.
[00:25:05]  Goddamn immigrant language.
[00:25:08]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:25:12]  I knew you were going to fucking ruin my ball on Friday, dude.
[00:25:16]  I knew you fucking idiots were going to ruin this shit.
[00:25:18]  I knew it, man.
[00:25:19]  Did you see the two lesbos that got patrolled in the good shit?
[00:25:22]  I tell ya.
[00:25:24]  Hey, hey, hey, toefra USMC.
[00:25:26]  I'm going to get to that in just a second.
[00:25:27]  If these fuckers are let me talk!
[00:25:28]  That's the best song of.
[00:25:30]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:25:31]  Look, I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a minute, alright?
[00:25:35]  Stop.
[00:25:35]  Jesus Christ, Dollar.
[00:25:37]  My big reveal, La Mia Grande River.
[00:25:44]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:25:46]  Hey, Bitchler, tell that shit to a wife of yours to cool it with the donut.
[00:25:50]  Bitchler, huh?
[00:25:51]  Spermy the butt hamster.
[00:25:53]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:25:56]  On with the show taking too long?
[00:25:59]  Why don't you fucking let me talk?
[00:26:01]  How about that?
[00:26:02]  How about let me fucking talk?
[00:26:04]  What the fuck?
[00:26:05]  El Ghosto S in a wheelchair o.
[00:26:07]  Diosmio engineero.
[00:26:09]  He soily took a single shot.
[00:26:10]  That's fucking Spanglish.
[00:26:11]  That's not even real Spanish, for Christ's sake, you idiot.
[00:26:13]  Oh, here we go.
[00:26:14]  Can abuser.
[00:26:15]  Jung IGN turned.
[00:26:16]  Dumb, dumb, dim sum, fucking cream of some young horn.
[00:26:20]  Shut up.
[00:26:22]  Talk to me in American, you fucking pieces of shit.
[00:26:24]  Talk to me.
[00:26:26]  What the fuck is this?
[00:26:28]  What the fuck's going on here, man?
[00:26:32]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:26:33]  That's immigrant shit, man.
[00:26:35]  You know I'm an American broadcast.
[00:26:38]  I'm an American streamer.
[00:26:40]  Talk to me, an American.
[00:26:42]  I'd buy that.
[00:26:43]  Oh, you fuck it.
[00:26:48]  I'm sick of this shit, man.
[00:26:50]  Talk to me, an American.
[00:26:53]  Talk to me, an American.
[00:26:56]  Fuck!
[00:26:58]  Son of a bitch!
[00:27:00]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:27:02]  Stop doing this shit, man.
[00:27:04]  I'm not fucking joking around, man.
[00:27:06]  Stop doing this shit.
[00:27:08]  It's a Bowler Friday.
[00:27:10]  It's a Bowler Friday.
[00:27:13]  Pause, TTS, Sheckler.
[00:27:15]  Fuck you, dude.
[00:27:17]  All right, look.
[00:27:18]  I leave text-to-speech on for the interactivity, alright?
[00:27:21]  And I mean American interactivity.
[00:27:25]  People that talk to me in American.
[00:27:29]  Jackler English only.
[00:27:30]  Brexit means Brexit.
[00:27:31]  Well, hey, why don't you go tell that to your parliament over there for Christ's sake, man?
[00:27:37]  You voted for Brexit in 2016.
[00:27:39]  It is 2019.
[00:27:41]  And you ain't done shit from Shanola to bring it into reality.
[00:27:46]  Ah, Jesus, shut the fuck up!
[00:27:50]  Y'all damn it, I'm afraid of language for Christ's sake, man!
[00:27:55]  Ah!
[00:27:56]  Oh my god, I'm...
[00:27:58]  I don't have the energy for this shit, dude.
[00:28:00]  I don't have the energy for this shit today, man.
[00:28:05]  What kind of shit is this, dude?
[00:28:08]  Listen, I don't have the energy for this today, dude.
[00:28:11]  I'm telling you all right now.
[00:28:13]  A fucking little 20-minute storm yesterday in San Antonio took out power of 200,000 homes.
[00:28:20]  Ghost Ho Fato Una Pizza DFORN.
[00:28:23]  Is this Italian?
[00:28:25]  Is this Italian?
[00:28:26]  Bafondu, ah?
[00:28:28]  Bafondu, you asshole.
[00:28:32]  Look, is that a nickel?
[00:28:33]  What the fuck are you talking about, a nick?
[00:28:35]  What the hell you talking about, you idiot?
[00:28:38]  John Ramundo as Eros vs. Saket El Hagiba.
[00:28:43]  E-G-Y Vashta, the full light no sound.
[00:28:47]  This is starting to piss me off.
[00:28:49]  I thought I was going to have a good ball of Friday.
[00:28:51]  I almost canceled this show today.
[00:28:54]  I almost canceled this son of a bitch, man.
[00:28:56]  I'd buy that for a shit.
[00:28:59]  Free Tibet, Blue CTN, and Men Shi GM.
[00:29:01]  At least Big Heffa is trying to put some spotlight on Teneman Square.
[00:29:08]  the anti-rightist struggle the great leap forward wait a minute it doesn't even make sense hey big hefe you're going into two different directions you stupid idiot I know you're trying to be virtue signaling here, but you're going two different directions because you don't know your ass from your elbow.
[00:29:23]  Come on, you effing immigrants.
[00:29:26]  If you're gonna talk to ghost, at least use the Queen's English.
[00:29:29]  No, it's American.
[00:29:30]  It's American, boy.
[00:29:31]  No Queen's English, nothing.
[00:29:33]  It's American.
[00:29:33]  HMBUN Heidit H-M-N-S-E-S-E-S-E-N-O-Y-F-E-S-M-S-L-RURPA.
[00:29:38]  Now you're conventional.
[00:29:40]  Now you're trying to convey it.
[00:29:45]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:29:47]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:29:49]  Roy Campbell.
[00:29:51]  Chuan Shi Nos Gucci, Kinanabashi, Long Chan, Yujisu, Sudzumagataki, DuOTN.
[00:29:57]  Can you please shut the fuck up with the goddamn immigrant language?
[00:30:01]  Talk to me in American so we can get on with this baller Friday.
[00:30:05]  Ching chong, bing bong, granny ghost, blacked bonged, long bing bong in the ding dong with long black.
[00:30:11]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:30:13]  Berry bong what the fuck you talking about?
[00:30:15]  Mundane Match L, Dow Jones Industrial Average Subio, Somebody's doing the market in Spanish.
[00:30:21]  Now we're doing bilingual markets.
[00:30:24]  No no, Mike Show, no fucking bilingual markets.
[00:30:30]  No no, fucking bilingual markets on the Ghost show.
[00:30:40]  Hell no, Ghost and Mexicano.
[00:30:42]  Oh, fuck you, man fucking doing the markets in Spanish.
[00:30:46]  And shit please, people won't stop talking to me in immigrant language.
[00:30:53]  I don't want you to talk to me in an immigrant language video.
[00:30:56]  Stop talking to me in an immigrant language.
[00:31:00]  No no well, fuck you, you immigrant, talk to me in America.
[00:31:10]  I was curious and just had to find out if this translates to anything.
[00:31:15]  Fucking, lol.
[00:31:16]  The name Sibirlo the Klemik is Turkish for wait patiently or patiently.
[00:31:20]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:31:22]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:31:23]  You're talking to me in so many goddamn immigrant languages I can't even understand.
[00:31:26]  It's calling the Ghost show for English press.
[00:31:29]  Two poor Espanol's.
[00:31:33]  That supposed to mean that for a dollar.
[00:31:36]  Omicron Brexit, Samane Brexit, MAY Brexit, YN Goligu Brexit.
[00:31:45]  Brexit, Brexit, Ocean X, Brexit, CLI in Brexit.

=== Too Many Languages (15:30) ===

[00:31:48]  I almost canceled this goddamn show, man.
[00:31:53]  I barely have enough energy to do this, man.
[00:31:55]  I've been without power since 545 yesterday.
[00:32:01]  Ghost is a dirty redneck who wants Daddy Trump's mega fucking.
[00:32:04]  Fuck you, Gino X1987.
[00:32:06]  I know you were.
[00:32:08]  I knew you were a fucking sick-ass pervert.
[00:32:11]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:32:12]  Nine?
[00:32:13]  Nine?
[00:32:14]  Well, why don't you fucking suck on this ten?
[00:32:16]  How do you like that, you fucking piece of shit?
[00:32:18]  All right, listen.
[00:32:21]  I hope you got it all out of your fucking system, you fucking virtue-signaling, long-haired bed-wedding hippies, trying to show that, oh, look at me, I can talk like a fucking immigrant.
[00:32:34]  And all that shit.
[00:32:35]  All right?
[00:32:36]  Shut up.
[00:32:37]  It's Bowler Friday.
[00:32:38]  It's the ghost show.
[00:32:40]  It's my show.
[00:32:42]  And we're not going to take it down this direction on episode 66, all right?
[00:32:46]  It's Bowler Friday.
[00:32:48]  We should be celebrating right now.
[00:32:52]  No, you fucking pieces of shit.
[00:32:54]  I mean, you know, you idiots, dude.
[00:32:56]  I mean, you, you've been.
[00:32:58]  You've been a pimple on my ass for a long time.
[00:33:00]  Y'all have been getting harder and harder with these fucking trolls.
[00:33:04]  You have made it almost damn near impossible for me to do a fucking show.
[00:33:09]  Since Benny Kirmack Havali Media, what the fuck is this?
[00:33:15]  How many languages are you fucking immigrants talking on text to speech?
[00:33:19]  Can you explain that one?
[00:33:22]  How many goddamn languages are you people talking?
[00:33:25]  Talk to me in American fucking pieces of trash.
[00:33:29]  Talk to me in American.
[00:33:32]  Ghost est on sale pluke.
[00:33:34]  Key bird le tremendous.
[00:33:35]  Is this French frog?
[00:33:36]  Huh?
[00:33:37]  Soya's unheritable capitalist at Vendes New State Photos de Votre Grand Pier Sinius Carangenier.
[00:33:44]  Stupid dumb frog.
[00:33:45]  Shut up and go eat a snail.
[00:33:47]  El Nigger.
[00:33:52]  What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[00:33:54]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:33:56]  Morse.
[00:33:56]  Dash dash dot now you're communicating me in Morse code now, you fucking idiot.
[00:34:03]  You're communicating me in Morse code.
[00:34:07]  Dot dot dash dash.
[00:34:08]  You might as well communicate with me in braille at this point, you fucking people.
[00:34:12]  Take it.
[00:34:13]  Popping fucking languages out of your dirty ass.
[00:34:16]  Dash dot dash slash dot dot dash dot dash dash dot slash dash dot Friday.
[00:34:24]  It's my baller Friday.
[00:34:26]  It belongs to me.
[00:34:28]  I deserve the fucking respect, dude.
[00:34:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:34]  SHUT!
[00:34:36]  Shut the fucking shut up.
[00:34:38]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:34:40]  Nine equals German for no doubt.
[00:34:43]  I know it means that, you stupid dumb jerk dick.
[00:34:46]  I know it means that.
[00:34:49]  Jesus.
[00:34:50]  Ghost, I'm sorry that these immigrants are ruining your Friday.
[00:34:53]  You're telling me, anonymous.
[00:34:54]  You should remove the anime content from your profile page.
[00:34:57]  Well, anime content.
[00:34:58]  Also, please pray the 15 Decades of the Rosary and say the Hail Mary.
[00:35:04]  It's this Catholic person over here.
[00:35:06]  It's this Catholic person.
[00:35:09]  Bionary!
[00:35:09]  0101100.
[00:35:11]  Bionary!
[00:35:12]  Aren't you fucking kidding me?
[00:35:14]  What the fuck?
[00:35:16]  001110.
[00:35:18]  Fuckin' spionnary!
[00:35:19]  God!
[00:35:21]  Fuckin' Jesus Christ!
[00:35:24]  How many fuckin' languages are out there, man?
[00:35:28]  How many fucking languages are you going to communicate with me on text-to-speech?
[00:35:33]  01000.
[00:35:34]  Fuck 1-1-1-0-1.
[00:35:36]  Listen, I've had enough of this.
[00:35:38]  I've barely been on for 34 fucking minutes.
[00:35:41]  And I've had enough of this crap, man.
[00:35:43]  01101100110001101101000001 011010110, on episode 66, on a bowl friday man, look at this, no respect for ghost.
[00:36:01]  I'm over here, i'm broadcasting four days a fucking week five six, seven hours at a time.
[00:36:06]  And you people hey, less than Oh, Braille asked, excuse me, Braille Aski, excuse me.
[00:36:14]  Aspi just came out.
[00:36:18]  Don't talk to me in Asci Code or binary code or Morse code.
[00:36:22]  Talk to me in a fucking American man.
[00:36:25]  I'm an American.
[00:36:26]  All right, i'd buy that for a jack.
[00:36:28]  We're just German medal.
[00:36:30]  Wait a minute, you're doing the medals in German now.
[00:36:32]  Yet 2.344, 20 United States dollars.
[00:36:50]  Talk to me, 25 percent.
[00:36:53]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:36:58]  Cup for m1, 02, yetst b eh 2, 62 united.
[00:37:03]  I barely have enough energy to fucking do this show, dude.
[00:37:05]  I'm not even kidding around Slayer Rules.
[00:37:09]  Look, i'll get to the 15 buckers in just a second, dude.
[00:37:13]  I barely have enough fucking energy to do this fucking show.
[00:37:16]  Telemundo, go show down there in Mexico.
[00:37:19]  So I don't know what you're complaining about.
[00:37:21]  Oh, fuck you.
[00:37:22]  Ball sack of America.
[00:37:23]  Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
[00:37:25]  I'm in Texas, boy.
[00:37:27]  I ain't in Mexico.
[00:37:28]  I'm in Texas.
[00:37:29]  Boy, we used to be our own fucking country, remember that.
[00:37:33]  Remember that.
[00:37:35]  I hear you have a troll problem.
[00:37:37]  Would you like for me to round up the trolls?
[00:37:39]  Captain Dessie, are you guys you can't round up shit.
[00:37:42]  All right, shut up.
[00:37:45]  Oh, more fucking binary, come connoisseur.
[00:37:49]  More fucking binary, for christ's sake.
[00:37:52]  Hexadecimal 464394e 47, what the actual fucking?
[00:38:00]  624557 ah 204 hexadecimal dude enough oh, i've had enough.
[00:38:14]  Four five, four.
[00:38:15]  Stop this shit man, i'd buy that.
[00:38:18]  Oh, here's real fucking walls.
[00:38:20]  Cheers to whoever donated in braille, asci, i'm blind, so I can relax.
[00:38:24]  Oh yeah, you're fucking blind.
[00:38:27]  Shut up, you're not fucking blind, you idiot.
[00:38:29]  All right.
[00:38:29]  47686 f73 7420706, c6.
[00:38:36]  I've had enough dude, i'm not even fucking kidding dude.
[00:38:40]  I mean, this is a fucking episode.
[00:38:42]  66, it's a baller friday, for christ sakes.
[00:38:45]  F 266, and this is five, and this is how you do this.
[00:38:49]  Nine, six.
[00:38:49]  This is what you fucking do to me.
[00:38:51]  For christ's sake man, I mean, do you want me to end this show early?
[00:38:55]  Four six five, six.
[00:38:56]  Do you want to have a fucking saturday night troll show because it doesn't look good?
[00:39:02]  Six, f 73.
[00:39:03]  It doesn't fucking look good for you all.
[00:39:04]  Right now, i'll tell you that.
[00:39:05]  Right, goddamn now.
[00:39:06]  62 26 c6 f7726, c69.
[00:39:11]  All right, shut up.
[00:39:13]  65, shut this shit up.
[00:39:17]  Leprechaun in your ass.
[00:39:18]  I'm sure you are leprechaun in your ass, all right huh, leprechaun in your ass.
[00:39:24]  While talking some kind of fucking Mexican gibberish I can.
[00:39:27]  I'm assuming here.
[00:39:28]  All right, i'm assuming.
[00:39:30]  Now listen, I am sick and tired of this fucking troll that you fucking idiots have implemented me on fucking episode 66.
[00:39:38]  It's a baller Friday, man.
[00:39:41]  You know what I want to talk about right now?
[00:39:43]  I want to talk about this goddamn poshole from Vox over here being able to somehow influence YouTube when he has no business dictating anything for anybody.
[00:39:55]  He's irresponsible with his own life.
[00:39:58]  I can't even read that.
[00:39:59]  What the fuck is that supposed to say?
[00:40:01]  I don't even know what the fuck that says.
[00:40:04]  All right.
[00:40:06]  Let me just get my bearings straight, man.
[00:40:08]  I want to talk a little bit about Carlos Maza out here.
[00:40:11]  All right, I want to talk a little bit about Carlos Maza because apparently, if you're on this person's radar, he will get all of his other LGBTQ journalists and literally try to gang.
[00:40:23]  What?
[00:40:24]  WTI Sweet Crude Virosly Null 1.
[00:40:27]  $54 a due $54.04 a day.
[00:40:31]  Neft Marquis Brent May's name is Isoci $63.29.
[00:40:36]  I can't believe that you people are doing this shit today, man.
[00:40:39]  Sav Sancto, Spam Hobbins in Or Magno Malis.
[00:40:43]  Ego Sum, Sperance Plus.
[00:40:45]  Fucking Lack.
[00:40:47]  You're talking to me in fucking Latin.
[00:40:48]  For Christ's sake, good.
[00:40:52]  Talking to me in fucking Latin now.
[00:40:54]  They're talking to me in Latin.
[00:40:55]  Hello again, Ghost.
[00:40:57]  I would give you $15 instead, but I am too busy slap both my ass cheeks and seeing them jiggle on my mirror, so I'll let you live tonight.
[00:41:05]  You fucking sick pervert.
[00:41:07]  Marshall Burnsey, you're a fucking sick pervert.
[00:41:10]  And what the hell is this?
[00:41:11]  What are you talking to me?
[00:41:12]  In hieroglyph?
[00:41:13]  What the fuck is that supposed to be?
[00:41:14]  Wing ding mud kip and tell me a fucking hieroglyphs now?
[00:41:19]  Blackler, end the show early so we can go watch himself jack off.
[00:41:22]  All right, go watch yourself jack off, okay?
[00:41:26]  C ⁇ !
[00:41:27]  Int main, printf, ghost likes big immigrant company.
[00:41:30]  You're talking to me in a fucking programming code language for Christ's sake!
[00:41:35]  Good God, man!
[00:41:35]  What the fuck?
[00:41:37]  Rai Brijoff Maisky, CM Top Voinu, Ulik Hut, BG.
[00:41:45]  I'm gonna fucking end this broadcast, dude.
[00:41:47]  I'm not even kidding around, man.
[00:41:49]  You guys are such fucking assholes for doing this.
[00:41:54]  Don't even understand what you're fucking saying, man.
[00:41:57]  DCPCZALTWASHA are you talking about, man?
[00:42:02]  I don't even know what you're talking about.
[00:42:06]  Cell phone T9?
[00:42:07]  What the fuck is that?
[00:42:09]  Is that cell phone language now, huh?
[00:42:11]  You're talking to me in some kind of a fucking cell phone language?
[00:42:14]  Listen, everybody just shut the fuck up.
[00:42:18]  All right?
[00:42:20]  Q Basic!
[00:42:21]  10 print, soil wheelchair, 20.
[00:42:23]  Q basic!
[00:42:24]  You've got to be fucking programming languages now, dude.
[00:42:28]  Fucking programming languages.
[00:42:31]  And what is this?
[00:42:32]  Some kind of a freaking, all right.
[00:42:33]  All right, whatever.
[00:42:34]  All right, mundane man.
[00:42:35]  All right, you're an Ed George.
[00:42:36]  Shut up.
[00:42:37]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:42:39]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
[00:42:49]  I'm fucking tired, dude.
[00:42:51]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:42:52]  I barely have enough energy to fucking do this broadcast, man.
[00:42:57]  I have been without power since yesterday at 5.45 p.m.
[00:43:03]  And I didn't get power back until 2.30 today.
[00:43:07]  All right?
[00:43:07]  Rye Breedoff Maisky.
[00:43:09]  Shut up.
[00:43:10]  At Bash Cypher, shut the fuck up, man.
[00:43:13]  All right?
[00:43:15]  I'm tired.
[00:43:17]  I'm tired, man.
[00:43:22]  I have no idea what the hell these people are talking to me in a fucking immigrant language and they think it's so fucking cute.
[00:43:28]  Somebody putting my link in some kind of an immigrant forum post or some shit.
[00:43:32]  Is somebody putting a link to my show to some kind of immigrant chat room?
[00:43:36]  Because it's sir as hell sounds like it.
[00:43:38]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:43:41]  Now, listen, I barely have enough energy to do this fucking broadcast, all right?
[00:43:46]  I'm serious.
[00:43:47]  And the little energy that I do have left, you people are fucking sucking it right out of me, man.
[00:43:51]  You're sucking it out of me.
[00:43:54]  What ghost does constantly corrupt?
[00:43:56]  I mean, stop piling up the 15 buckers, man.
[00:43:59]  All right.
[00:44:00]  I want to talk about something serious here.
[00:44:03]  I want to talk about Carlos Mazza for Christ.
[00:44:06]  Pie!
[00:44:08]  Pie!
[00:44:09]  You're talking to me.
[00:44:11]  3.14159265358979323.
[00:44:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:22]  You're talking to me in Pearl.
[00:44:25]  You're talking to me in fucking Pearl now.
[00:44:27]  Pearl programming language?
[00:44:29]  I mean, what the fuck is going on here?
[00:44:32]  It went from immigrants to computer nerds.
[00:44:36]  It went from immigrants to computer nerds.
[00:44:40]  Oh, God.
[00:44:41]  What?
[00:44:42]  Envoy OWG.
[00:44:44]  Fuck it.
[00:44:46]  Ah!
[00:44:47]  Fucking shit!
[00:44:51]  Fuck out!
[00:44:53]  Shut up!
[00:44:54]  Fuck up!
[00:44:58]  Oh, fuck you, man.
[00:44:59]  Just shut up.
[00:45:01]  Shut up.
[00:45:02]  All of you fucking people.
[00:45:04]  You went from talking to me in fucking immigrant language to now talking to me like some fucking computer nerd.
[00:45:11]  I'm going to end this fucking show, dude.
[00:45:13]  All right, listen.
[00:45:15]  I wanted to talk about Carlos Mazza, okay?
[00:45:18]  Because this goddamn pause hole from Vox is getting people demonetized on YouTube.
[00:45:24]  All right?
[00:45:24]  I wanted to also include this in the last one, but I wanted to say that Dogecoin ranked high today.
[00:45:29]  Marshall Burns and Dogecoin.
[00:45:33]  All right.
[00:45:34]  Dogecoin sucks.
[00:45:36]  All right?
[00:45:37]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:40]  Har NFC.
[00:45:41]  Enigma coding language.
[00:45:43]  W-W-P-W-P-F-B-T-G-J-R-G-R-Y-G-W-I-H.
[00:45:48]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[00:45:49]  F-J-W.
[00:45:50]  I mean, seriously, can't you all just please shut your goddamn pie holes already?
[00:45:56]  An enigma coding language.
[00:46:01]  Shut up, man!
[00:46:02]  I'm not- Oh, man.
[00:46:07]  Shut up, dude.
[00:46:08]  Just shut the fuck up, dude.
[00:46:10]  B-U-Abratvar.
[00:46:12]  T-R-G-Bir-Earl.
[00:46:14]  Rotten.
[00:46:15]  Dude, what?
[00:46:16]  Are we back to immigrant languages now?
[00:46:18]  Is that what the fuck we're doing?
[00:46:19]  We're doing immigrant languages.
[00:46:23]  Low energy serious shot.
[00:46:25]  Listen, shut the fuck up.
[00:46:26]  All right, asshole.
[00:46:27]  All right.
[00:46:28]  I have low energy because I have been without power.
[00:46:32]  A little 20-minute thunderstorm yesterday took out power of over 200,000 homes in San Antonio, Texas.
[00:46:40]  And I was one of them, man.
[00:46:42]  I didn't have fucking power from 5.45 p.m. yesterday to 2.30 p.m. today.
[00:46:50]  I had to sleep with my fucking windows open.
[00:46:52]  It was humid as fuck yesterday, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:46:56]  I'm sweating my ass off.
[00:46:57]  Suck my ass, If it isn't some fucking immigrant, it's a goddamn pervert.
[00:47:07]  And if it's a fucking pervert, it's a goddamn troll.
[00:47:10]  And if it isn't a goddamn troll, it's a goddamn tryhard.
[00:47:14]  Oh, Christ.
[00:47:17]  I have something to tell.
[00:47:18]  Stop.

=== Power Outage Rant (16:11) ===

[00:47:19]  Telegram.
[00:47:19]  My name is Ghost.
[00:47:21]  Stop.
[00:47:22]  You're talking to me in fucking telegraph.
[00:47:24]  Engineer, please.
[00:47:27]  Are we partying like it's 1867?
[00:47:29]  Stop.
[00:47:31]  I'll tell you this, man.
[00:47:31]  I was partying like it was 1867 yesterday with no fucking electricity, dude.
[00:47:36]  What a big waste of time that was, man.
[00:47:38]  I fucking hated that shit.
[00:47:43]  Hold on, we know one actual fellows.
[00:47:45]  Tanto.
[00:47:46]  I didn't know you speak Mexican, Wiena.
[00:47:50]  I didn't know you speak Mexican.
[00:47:54]  I didn't realize that Wiena One Actual was speaking Mexican.
[00:47:57]  I didn't realize that shit.
[00:47:58]  I didn't realize that's news to me.
[00:48:01]  Python work.
[00:48:02]  You're talking to me in fucking Python now.
[00:48:05]  How many computer geeks?
[00:48:07]  Do we fucking have a speak right?
[00:48:12]  How many computer geeks?
[00:48:17]  Shit, man.
[00:48:20]  How many goddamn computer geeks do you have fucking listening to this broadcast?
[00:48:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:48:26]  You're missing Tesla wall.
[00:48:28]  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:48:30]  What is that?
[00:48:31]  Oh, oh, you're talking about the fucking battery, right?
[00:48:33]  Y'all fuck yourself.
[00:48:34]  I'm buying that shit.
[00:48:36]  Ghost 2.0.
[00:48:38]  What is this?
[00:48:39]  HTML?
[00:48:40]  Is that it?
[00:48:41]  Somebody's talking to me in HTML language.
[00:48:43]  Hypertext markup language.
[00:48:45]  That's true.
[00:48:48]  A Fin Cycle.
[00:48:52]  What is this?
[00:48:52]  Some kind of a fucking secret code or some shit?
[00:48:57]  Is this some kind of a secret code or some shit?
[00:49:00]  I-D-M-D-Y-B-C-D-Q-T.
[00:49:03]  Listen, I'd prefer to you talking to me in immigrant language than talking to me in some kind of code.
[00:49:08]  This is some kind of weird code that you people are conversating with yourselves for Christ's sake.
[00:49:12]  And you're leaving me out of the loop, and I don't appreciate it.
[00:49:17]  I don't appreciate it, for Christ's sake.
[00:49:19]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:49:22]  M-U-P-D-A-Do-D-I-D-D-A-P-O-Mo-G-U-B-B-I-T-A.
[00:49:26]  TOFRUSNCHANDERS.
[00:49:28]  M-U-H-F-O-G-D-N.
[00:49:30]  BIX nude C-O-F business.
[00:49:31]  I mean, are you just trying to be edgy?
[00:49:33]  Are you just trying to be funny?
[00:49:34]  Because I thought that you were anti-immigrant there, boy.
[00:49:38]  PowerShell.
[00:49:40]  You're talking to me in shell now?
[00:49:43]  You're talking to me in shell?
[00:49:46]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:49:48]  Elite Mudkip?
[00:49:50]  Are you talking to me in elite language?
[00:49:52]  Dude, I haven't seen that language since like 1999, for Christ's sake.
[00:49:56]  I didn't even realize anybody still did that.
[00:49:58]  I'm elite hacksaw.
[00:50:00]  I'm an elites hacksaw, dude.
[00:50:04]  Yeah, I'm an elites hacksaw.
[00:50:06]  I haven't seen that for ages, for Christ's sake.
[00:50:09]  Here, have this.
[00:50:11]  All right, look, I'll get to that in just a second, dude.
[00:50:13]  Can you just let me fucking talk for just a second?
[00:50:17]  Just a fucking second.
[00:50:18]  All right?
[00:50:19]  It's a baller fry.
[00:50:23]  Hey, ghost, what's up, my man?
[00:50:25]  Yo, I just rolled in with my IROC ZI.
[00:50:27]  IROC-Z!
[00:50:29]  Oh, jeez.
[00:50:34]  You shit dappled.
[00:50:36]  Yeah, some Italian.
[00:50:38]  That's great.
[00:50:39]  Some Italian.
[00:50:41]  Wait a minute, you're talking to me in smoke.
[00:50:42]  In fucking smoke signals?
[00:50:45]  You're talking to me in fucking smoke signals?
[00:50:47]  You gotta be shitting me, man.
[00:50:50]  Less actions, ONT effectually, and garage 180 degrees Central.
[00:50:55]  Man, I've got Dominay Legal.
[00:50:57]  I've got fucking Habibs, I've got Mexicans, I've got Orientals, I got all kinds of immigrants out here talking to me in immigrant language, and I'm telling you to talk to me in American!
[00:51:09]  You still ain't done demarkets.
[00:51:11]  I'm trying to talk me magician slack!
[00:51:14]  I'm trying to!
[00:51:16]  Let me talk!
[00:51:17]  Let me goddamn talk!
[00:51:19]  All of yo, listeners, all up in DeGhetto is getting bored.
[00:51:23]  Why the fuck are you talking like that?
[00:51:25]  Are you talking like you got Ebonics?
[00:51:27]  Why are you talking like you got Ebonics?
[00:51:31]  I'm a Shekel Goblin.
[00:51:33]  Hey, what's up?
[00:51:33]  Happy Baller Friday to you, man.
[00:51:35]  I'm telling you, look, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[00:51:39]  Lamka, you're talking to me and fucking Klingon.
[00:51:43]  And fucking Klingon, you're M-I-W.
[00:51:45]  What?
[00:51:49]  Freaking Klingon!
[00:51:53]  Jesus Christ!
[00:51:56]  Oh!
[00:51:57]  Oh, God.
[00:51:58]  Cling on and shut up, Marshall Bernsey.
[00:52:01]  Dogecoin sucks.
[00:52:04]  Does quite sucks.
[00:52:06]  Peenix 3.0, Shekel, Shekel, Sha.
[00:52:09]  Fuck you.
[00:52:10]  Fuck all of you.
[00:52:11]  And stop making a goddamn mockery of this show.
[00:52:17]  Do you understand what I'm telling you?
[00:52:20]  You goddamn sons of bitches, dude.
[00:52:22]  You people are a bunch of rosebud asshole having used condom sucking, gender-fluid fondling, pansexual Peter Puffer, anal object aficionado pieces of shit.
[00:52:34]  That's what you are, all right?
[00:52:37]  That's what the fuck you are.
[00:52:40]  Oh my god.
[00:52:43]  I mean, I've been taking this shit for almost an hour.
[00:52:46]  Almost an hour, you people have been talking to me in fucking immigrant languages and in program languages, in dead languages.
[00:52:52]  What asshole was talking to me in fucking Latin?
[00:52:55]  I'd buy that.
[00:52:57]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:52:58]  Shut the fuck up, Hambone.
[00:53:00]  You're in a wheelchair and you're not.
[00:53:01]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair because you gotta shut the fuck up.
[00:53:05]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:53:07]  And what the hell is this?
[00:53:09]  Columinar Transpose 4-2-5-3.
[00:53:12]  What the fuck is that?
[00:53:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:53:15]  True melting pot with the body.
[00:53:20]  What is this supposed to be?
[00:53:22]  What is it?
[00:53:22]  Sanskrit or some shit?
[00:53:24]  What the fuck is that?
[00:53:25]  I've never seen fucking that shit before.
[00:53:27]  What is it?
[00:53:27]  Sanskrit?
[00:53:30]  What is that?
[00:53:31]  Hindi, Hindu.
[00:53:32]  Is that Hindi?
[00:53:37]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:53:38]  And you're the people that are there.
[00:53:40]  You're giving yourself bad karma.
[00:53:42]  You are giving yourself bad karma doing this to ghosts.
[00:53:45]  That's what you're doing.
[00:53:46]  At least the brony could speak English, Dame.
[00:53:49]  What is happening?
[00:53:50]  What the hell are you talking about, Free Tibet?
[00:53:52]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:53:54]  And by the way, shut up.
[00:53:55]  I wasn't being racist, all right?
[00:53:58]  I was just doing what Joe Biden does on a consistent basis.
[00:54:01]  That's all.
[00:54:02]  Bird Ghost is such an idiot, Dove can't even control his own fans.
[00:54:06]  Bird signals, fuck you, all right?
[00:54:10]  Fuck you.
[00:54:11]  I'm trying to control these people, man.
[00:54:15]  But these people are sick, dude.
[00:54:16]  They're demented.
[00:54:17]  They're not living in the same type of perception that we American people are living in.
[00:54:22]  All right?
[00:54:24]  Ah, hey, aha, E-G-H-R.
[00:54:27]  Ghost a wheelchair.
[00:54:30]  Is that a real fucking language, dude?
[00:54:32]  Where do y'all find this shit?
[00:54:35]  Where do y'all find this garbage?
[00:54:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:40]  And hey, that's what Biden does, Biden.
[00:54:45]  He talks and talks like an Indian.
[00:54:47]  He has a big Indian contingent in Delaware.
[00:54:51]  He's just talking how they talk.
[00:54:53]  Pikachu, Pika, Pika, Pika.
[00:54:55]  Don't talk to me in fucking Pikachu, you idiot.
[00:54:58]  All right, don't you even go there.
[00:55:00]  All right?
[00:55:02]  I should bring in the guru.
[00:55:03]  That's who I should bring in.
[00:55:04]  That's who that is.
[00:55:05]  It's the guru.
[00:55:06]  All right, let's bring him in.
[00:55:07]  Let's get some good karma here, all right?
[00:55:10]  I'm many gers.
[00:55:12]  What's going on?
[00:55:13]  Happy Baller Friday to you, man.
[00:55:15]  All right.
[00:55:17]  Ju-Dune from Doctor Who.
[00:55:19]  Go-ho-P-L-O-S-O to show-crow-so-show-blow-show-po-trow-so-so-yo-show-bow-crow-to-co-ho-so-show-blow-go-go-plow-to-so-show-co-tro-do.
[00:55:25]  Now y'all are making up shit, dude.
[00:55:27]  Now y'all are just making up fucking languages.
[00:55:30]  Now y'all are just making up languages.
[00:55:32]  Shekel Goblin?
[00:55:34]  What is that?
[00:55:35]  That Hebrew?
[00:55:36]  I know a little bit of Hebrew, okay?
[00:55:37]  Just letting y'all know, okay, Shekel Goblin?
[00:55:40]  Sign language!
[00:55:42]  Left face.
[00:55:43]  Sign language?
[00:55:44]  Are you fucking kidding me, man?
[00:55:45]  Give me a fucking hand.
[00:55:49]  Fuck it.
[00:55:49]  Sign language!
[00:55:54]  Welcome to Lee Guess Finger Call me.
[00:55:56]  Sign language!
[00:55:58]  You gotta be kidding me!
[00:56:02]  I mean, I thought they were gonna say crossed fingers waving hands.
[00:56:05]  I thought that's sign language.
[00:56:07]  I'm sorry.
[00:56:08]  I didn't really.
[00:56:09]  Let's keep this.
[00:56:10]  Shut up.
[00:56:12]  Deep African click click.
[00:56:14]  Are you talking about like African?
[00:56:15]  I know no, I forgot.
[00:56:18]  Are you talking like that?
[00:56:19]  Is that what you're talking about?
[00:56:21]  Happy dyslexia, tons upon a wine.
[00:56:23]  In a Korin Fontry, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Rindercella.
[00:56:28]  Rindercella lived with her mother.
[00:56:29]  What the hell is this supposed to mean, Lucifer man?
[00:56:31]  What the hell is this supposed to mean, man?
[00:56:36]  What?
[00:56:38]  What the fuck are you all talking about, dude?
[00:56:42]  What the fuck are you all talking about, man?
[00:56:47]  Oh my god.
[00:56:48]  Why is everybody calling me a racist in the chat room, dude?
[00:56:51]  I'm not a racist.
[00:56:53]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[00:56:56]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[00:56:59]  I mean, as a matter of fact, what?
[00:57:02]  For a dollar?
[00:57:04]  Use key, shekel.
[00:57:05]  Message F-P-K-Q-I-C.
[00:57:08]  Dispose key after you.
[00:57:10]  One-time pad.
[00:57:11]  What the fuck are you talking?
[00:57:13]  Shut up, all right?
[00:57:14]  As a matter of fact, there's a few of my blacks in the chat room right now, all right?
[00:57:19]  There's a few of my blacks in the chat room right now.
[00:57:22]  Stop calling me.
[00:57:23]  Kentucky Friend Chicken Grape Cool Aid Watermelon.
[00:57:26]  Oh, dude, that's racist, dude.
[00:57:28]  We're not touching.
[00:57:29]  That's racist.
[00:57:30]  Did you see that?
[00:57:31]  That's racist, which you're hearing right there.
[00:57:33]  That's racist.
[00:57:34]  I'm not racist.
[00:57:37]  Yo, hey, ghost.
[00:57:38]  Ebonics now.
[00:57:40]  Why does y'all always shot y'all wheelcharge?
[00:57:42]  Why don't you talk to me in Pidgin and whatever the Ebonics is for the UK?
[00:57:46]  All right.
[00:57:47]  What is this?
[00:57:48]  Annie Ger Leensher?
[00:57:49]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:57:51]  We know you're not racist.
[00:57:52]  You're a melting pot of friendship.
[00:57:53]  Happy baller friend.
[00:57:54]  Thank you, man.
[00:57:55]  Thank you.
[00:57:55]  For Woodween Soymeda Sef O D F S I N J. Blind language.
[00:58:00]  I've never heard of fucking such a blind language.
[00:58:04]  Blind language?
[00:58:09]  Are you insinuating that the person's blind and just flapping their fat fingers on the keyboard and just saying whatever?
[00:58:13]  Is that what you're trying to infer here?
[00:58:16]  Is that what they're inferring here?
[00:58:21]  All right, blind language.
[00:58:23]  We get it.
[00:58:23]  Just shut up, dude.
[00:58:25]  Just shut up.
[00:58:26]  Shut up.
[00:58:27]  Shut up.
[00:58:29]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:58:33]  Oh, God, dude.
[00:58:35]  I cannot believe I've been doing this with you fucking dumb fucking internet people for an hour.
[00:58:42]  It's a Baller Friday, man.
[00:58:44]  It's episode 66.
[00:58:47]  What the fuck?
[00:58:50]  God K-Veld.
[00:58:52]  Norwegian now.
[00:58:54]  Norwegian.
[00:58:55]  I am from Norway.
[00:58:56]  Yes, I am from Norway.
[00:58:59]  Is your wheelchair comfortable?
[00:59:01]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:59:02]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:59:03]  I'm not in a wheelchair, right?
[00:59:04]  You understand this one, you hambone.
[00:59:07]  Get to the markets.
[00:59:08]  I'm trying.
[00:59:09]  I'm trying to let me fucking talk.
[00:59:12]  Let me talk.
[00:59:14]  Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
[00:59:15]  I've been drinking some Johnny Walker red label for Baller Friday and buying some Cutum and Bats.
[00:59:20]  I'm thinking of also buying BTT coin, but I'd like to know your advice.
[00:59:24]  Cheer somebody.
[00:59:26]  I'll take a look at it here in a second.
[00:59:28]  All right.
[00:59:28]  Just let me talk here for a second, bro.
[00:59:32]  Slam Rue Heil LR.
[00:59:33]  Pash 2.
[00:59:34]  What the fuck is that?
[00:59:35]  Pash 2.
[00:59:37]  Pash 2.
[00:59:39]  PIG LATON!
[00:59:41]  PIG LATON!
[00:59:43]  Oh, for fucking fuck's sake.
[00:59:46]  Fuck it!
[00:59:46]  PIG LATON!
[00:59:48]  Fuck it!
[00:59:49]  Give me a break!
[00:59:52]  Fucking pig Latin.
[00:59:54]  Pig fucking Latin.
[00:59:56]  G-A-A-F Pron Folk.
[00:59:58]  The language of the dragon.
[00:59:59]  What the fuck is that, baby?
[01:00:00]  The language of the dragons.
[01:00:01]  What are you on?
[01:00:02]  What the fuck is that?
[01:00:03]  You watch Bloodsport?
[01:00:05]  Did you watch the movie Bloodsport?
[01:00:07]  And you're like, I am from the Black Dragon.
[01:00:09]  I'm just shut up, alright?
[01:00:10]  And the mute language.
[01:00:12]  Oh, that's funny.
[01:00:13]  Mute language.
[01:00:14]  Mute.
[01:00:15]  Helen Keller speak.
[01:00:17]  Helen Keller speak.
[01:00:18]  I fucking have heard it all now, dude.
[01:00:20]  All right, look, I got to get some beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:00:24]  I can't do the show.
[01:00:25]  You asshole have been bombarding me with nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism for the past fucking hour.
[01:00:31]  And look at the chat room, dude.
[01:00:32]  They think it's fucking funny, man.
[01:00:34]  Fuck you if you think it's funny.
[01:00:37]  I'm telling you, I'm going to start banning people's asses if you start to keep laughing at me.
[01:00:41]  I'm not a man to be made fun of.
[01:00:43]  I'm not a man to be laughed at.
[01:00:46]  I'm telling you, you fucking people keep laughing at me.
[01:00:49]  I'm going to start fucking kicking people the fuck out of here.
[01:00:52]  I'm going to kick you all out of here.
[01:00:54]  I'm not even joking.
[01:00:56]  Engineer, I'm going to give you the fucking signal.
[01:00:59]  And once you do, once I do fucking kick people the fuck out of here.
[01:01:02]  You understand me?
[01:01:05]  Kick them the fuck out.
[01:01:09]  Man, you don't know how bad you people have pissed me off today.
[01:01:15]  And I've only fucking been broadcasting for fucking one hour.
[01:01:22]  All right.
[01:01:23]  All right.
[01:01:24]  I'm going to.
[01:01:24]  I'm going to get some fucking beer, dude.
[01:01:26]  I can't.
[01:01:27]  I can't take this shit, man.
[01:01:28]  I need some beer.
[01:01:30]  I need some more beer.
[01:01:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:35]  You goddamn right.
[01:01:36]  I got him in an ice chest right here, boys.
[01:01:39]  And I'm going to tell you, I got me some pints.
[01:01:41]  Every time I crack open a beer, boy, it's a pint.
[01:01:44]  None of that 12 ounces American pussy shit, baby.
[01:01:47]  All right?
[01:01:49]  Yeah.
[01:01:53]  All right.
[01:01:53]  That's better.
[01:01:54]  That's how you celebrate.
[01:01:55]  That's how you celebrate a baller Friday, baby.
[01:01:58]  All right.
[01:01:59]  And listen, all you people that have been fucking trolling me with the stupid languages, dude, let me tell you.
[01:02:04]  What?
[01:02:07]  I'm a Fay Get.
[01:02:09]  Hey, I don't know why the trolls won't stop, dude.
[01:02:13]  I don't know why.
[01:02:14]  They keep coming at me, man.
[01:02:16]  They're like a bad case of fucking herpes, man.
[01:02:18]  They never fucking go away.
[01:02:20]  You know, they start off like as a little rash in your balls, and then it gets all over your fucking legs, and then it gets in the crack of your ass.
[01:02:27]  They just don't, they just won't go away.
[01:02:31]  They just won't go away, man.
[01:02:35]  I mean, I wish.
[01:02:37]  I don't know what the fuck.
[01:02:38]  You know, I've tried everything, dude.
[01:02:39]  I mean, I've tried to do a Saturday Night Troll show for these pieces of shit, and they just keep coming at me, dude.
[01:02:46]  I mean, this is how these internet people are.
[01:02:49]  They're fucking deranged, man.
[01:02:51]  They're not right in the head.
[01:02:53]  You know, I think they got brainworms.
[01:02:54]  Have you heard about this?
[01:02:55]  Have y'all heard?
[01:02:56]  Y'all need to read up about brain worms.
[01:02:58]  I think this is what's happening here.
[01:03:00]  Pig Latin.
[01:03:02]  Pig fucking Latin.
[01:03:04]  Shut up, you fucking urinal cake curator.
[01:03:06]  All right?
[01:03:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:13]  I wanted to talk about Carlos Maza.
[01:03:15]  You know, the guy that's out here who works for Vox, who, just because he thinks he's being, quote, discriminated against when all anybody is doing is critiquing his totalitarian tactics, I want to show you something about Carlos Maza.

=== Internet Trolls Attack (02:09) ===

[01:03:30]  He's the guy that got Steven Crowder demonetized, all right?
[01:03:34]  Ghost give me my money.
[01:03:35]  I want it all.
[01:03:36]  All of your shekels are mine.
[01:03:39]  Everything is mine.
[01:03:40]  You think that I enjoy martial arts?
[01:03:43]  Hey, asshole.
[01:03:44]  This is for the interactivity.
[01:03:45]  All right, listen, listen, listen.
[01:03:46]  Shut up, all right?
[01:03:47]  You think that I actually enjoy doing this fucking shit, man?
[01:03:50]  I mean, don't you fucking people understand?
[01:03:53]  I used to be somebody, dude.
[01:03:55]  I used to be listened to by fucking hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
[01:04:03]  Birdman, birdman, birdman, real funny asshole, all right?
[01:04:06]  And then you trolls came along.
[01:04:09]  You trolls came along and made me look like a fucking mockery throughout all of the goddamn internet, dude.
[01:04:16]  I used to be listened to for the fucking financial insight, for the political and social commentary, until you fucking trolls came along and made me look like a fucking idiot.
[01:04:29]  You have made me look so bad on this fucking internet, dude.
[01:04:32]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me.
[01:04:34]  Do you know that?
[01:04:35]  Huh?
[01:04:36]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me because they think that my fucking community is the most toxic community in the fucking internet.
[01:04:43]  How do you like that shit, huh?
[01:04:45]  How do you like those apples?
[01:04:46]  Huh?
[01:04:48]  Nanun Donna olde.
[01:04:50]  Now I'm being talked to in North Korea.
[01:04:53]  Now I'm being talked to in North Korea.
[01:04:57]  I think we've gone through the fucking gambit of languages, and I'm tired of it for Christ's sake, man.
[01:05:02]  All right?
[01:05:02]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:05:05]  NG Nears Dot Talent.
[01:05:09]  I don't know what the fuck the hell that means, but hey, true conservative radio, dude.
[01:05:13]  That's a long time ago.
[01:05:15]  And let me tell you.
[01:05:17]  What?
[01:05:19]  Sorry about these cheers.
[01:05:20]  Happy bowler fuckers.
[01:05:21]  Hey, I'm sorry about the trolls too, free Tibet.
[01:05:25]  All right, I'm sorry about the trolls too, all right?
[01:05:28]  How are you, my fellow Negro?
[01:05:30]  When are we going back to the fields to plow some crop?
[01:05:32]  That's not funny, that's racist right there, folks, okay?
[01:05:37]  That's racist.

=== HIV PrEP Discussion (02:32) ===

[01:05:39]  All right, that's just horrible.
[01:05:41]  Cotton picker?
[01:05:42]  That's your fucking name, asshole?
[01:05:45]  Couldn't get any more racist than listen.
[01:05:47]  I want to talk about Carlos Maza, all right?
[01:05:51]  That's what I want to talk about.
[01:05:54]  All right?
[01:05:54]  It's Pride Month.
[01:05:56]  Hey, it's Pride Month.
[01:05:58]  Yay, it's Pride Month.
[01:06:00]  What?
[01:06:01]  Get to the fucking markets.
[01:06:02]  I'm already trying to get to the fucking markets.
[01:06:05]  I'm trying to make a point.
[01:06:09]  All right?
[01:06:10]  If you'd let me talk for like five fucking minutes, if you'd let me talk, I'd make my point.
[01:06:15]  All right now, put it on the PC shot.
[01:06:20]  Look, take a look at the mug of Carlos Mazza.
[01:06:22]  This is the man that got Steven Crowder demonetized.
[01:06:26]  What language does engineer speak?
[01:06:28]  Oh, wait, it's English.
[01:06:30]  He's actually Paul the Liberal after a revenue.
[01:06:33]  Shut up, all right?
[01:06:34]  Fucking Albin's dirty wheel.
[01:06:35]  Fuck you, all right, asshole.
[01:06:37]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:06:40]  I want everybody to recognize that Carlos Maza is a prep tanker or Travada, all right?
[01:06:48]  Hello there.
[01:06:49]  What?
[01:06:49]  Once you're a shekel goblin and raise the prices for a new wheelchair, here's shekels for you.
[01:06:54]  Shit.
[01:06:56]  Man, can you just leave me a fucking lone, man, for five fucking little minutes, dude?
[01:07:01]  Please, man, all right?
[01:07:03]  Come on.
[01:07:06]  Come on, man.
[01:07:07]  I'm talking.
[01:07:08]  This is serious business.
[01:07:10]  This is serious business.
[01:07:14]  Put the fucking PC shot on, all right?
[01:07:18]  Now, how prideful is this, huh?
[01:07:21]  Where gays are so irresponsible, and I'm not saying all of them, some of them are not, but most of them are so proud to be taking PrEP.
[01:07:32]  If you don't know what PrEP is, it's Travada.
[01:07:35]  It's supposed to prevent you or prevent your partner from contracting HIV or AIDS during unprotected anal sex, okay?
[01:07:44]  Now, as we celebrate Pride Month and as Carlos Maza tries to claim that he is being discriminated against, I challenge you, Carlos Maza.
[01:07:53]  If you had pride, if you had any kind of pride in yourself, you wouldn't be taking this pill.
[01:07:58]  You'd be protecting yourself because you care about yourself.
[01:08:02]  But in my personal view, just based on your own tweets, look at this.
[01:08:08]  Look at this right here.
[01:08:09]  Prep has had a positive impact on my life.

=== Pride Month Challenge (15:13) ===

[01:08:12]  Huh?
[01:08:13]  I mean, what?
[01:08:14]  440 Decillion, 392 Nonillion, 440 Austrillian.
[01:08:21]  I'm talking it!
[01:08:23]  84 quadrillion, $659 billion.
[01:08:26]  I'm talking it!
[01:08:27]  $4,290!
[01:08:28]  Shut the fuck up, man!
[01:08:32]  Leech speak again, for Christ's sake, man!
[01:08:34]  K4R3248-O-U-T-W-H-W-W-W-W-O-4 T-G-H-4V3 to show you one D L O T W three R 3.
[01:08:44]  It's never going to end, is it, dude?
[01:08:46]  You people are just going to keep doing this and keep doing this and keep doing this until I'm a complete mockery on the entire fucking internet, Eric.
[01:08:53]  I've told you 40 too much.
[01:08:54]  42W3H4V3.
[01:08:57]  All right, we get it.
[01:08:58]  Leech speak.
[01:08:59]  All right, we get it.
[01:09:00]  Can you just let me fucking talk, please, man?
[01:09:03]  Please.
[01:09:04]  Please, just let me talk.
[01:09:06]  Let me talk for five minutes, man.
[01:09:09]  Please, man.
[01:09:11]  God damn it.
[01:09:12]  Oh, Christ, man.
[01:09:14]  Come on.
[01:09:15]  Now, this Pransom Hints was going to have a baseball.
[01:09:17]  Come on.
[01:09:18]  So he invited all the people for Ryles Amound.
[01:09:20]  What the fuck are you talking about, Lucifer?
[01:09:23]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:09:25]  And her two siggly users went out to get some dancy buses to watch.
[01:09:28]  I can't do this show today, dude.
[01:09:30]  I mean, look at what these people are doing to me, man.
[01:09:33]  Tell Shekel Goblin, don't forget to oil your wheelchair.
[01:09:36]  Fuck you, Minecraft caban block, all right?
[01:09:39]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:09:40]  I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
[01:09:43]  Hey, ghost, did you know that someone played a clip off you to the local Houston Spanish radio?
[01:09:47]  Are you kidding me?
[01:09:49]  I know because the local Takoria always plays at radio station in the morning, and I just happened to hear your voice.
[01:09:56]  What are they calling me?
[01:09:57]  They call me an anti-Mexican or something?
[01:09:59]  Are they calling me an anti-Mexican?
[01:10:02]  NG Nears Datrue Host.
[01:10:05]  I don't know.
[01:10:06]  I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:10:08]  Ghost, it's official Warner Brothers finally made their pick.
[01:10:11]  Robert Patterson is officially your new batman.
[01:10:14]  Robert Patterson is the new Batman.
[01:10:16]  Are you fucking what?
[01:10:18]  What?
[01:10:19]  Cheddar Goblin remembers what you did.
[01:10:21]  Cheddar Goblin knows where you live, and he will come for you.
[01:10:25]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Gino, but are you shitting me?
[01:10:28]  Robert Patterson is the new Batman?
[01:10:31]  How the fuck?
[01:10:32]  Excuse my French.
[01:10:33]  I'm sorry for cursing so much early in the broadcast.
[01:10:36]  All right.
[01:10:37]  But how the hell can you go from Christian bail?
[01:10:41]  All right.
[01:10:42]  I'm talking a man's man out there.
[01:10:44]  He made Batman look cool as fuck.
[01:10:46]  All right.
[01:10:47]  And then you go from that to a half-poshole-looking, emaciated, goddamn coma-white-looking Robert Patterson.
[01:10:56]  I mean, you got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
[01:10:58]  Why are they doing this to us?
[01:11:00]  Why are they trying to effeminate?
[01:11:02]  They're trying to make everybody effeminate.
[01:11:04]  They're trying to feminize everybody.
[01:11:06]  What the fuck for, huh?
[01:11:07]  So that women can have a better advantage?
[01:11:10]  I mean, I don't know.
[01:11:11]  Don't understand why we're trying to over-feminize men for Christ's sake, man.
[01:11:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:11:19]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:11:20]  Who the hell's gonna play the Joker?
[01:11:22]  James Charles?
[01:11:25]  Fucking shit, dude.
[01:11:28]  I need a drink of my beer, man.
[01:11:29]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:11:31]  All right.
[01:11:31]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:11:33]  This has been a horrible fucking hour and nine going on 10 minutes now.
[01:11:37]  All right.
[01:11:39]  I mean, it's bad enough.
[01:11:40]  I've had all these idiots bombard me with a bunch of fucking immigrant code languages, fucking sign language, bird language, smoke signals.
[01:11:49]  Now I've been informed that Robert Patterson is the new goddamn Batman.
[01:11:53]  Oh, fucking, for fuck's sake, dude.
[01:11:59]  Give me my freaking beer.
[01:12:00]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:12:01]  I have to drink some beer, dude.
[01:12:02]  I cannot continue on with that.
[01:12:04]  I mean, I had a whole lineup, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:07]  I have, look, fucking production notes, right?
[01:12:10]  Fucking fucking here, man.
[01:12:12]  Production notes to do episode 6-6, okay?
[01:12:17]  Baller Friday, but we went off Keister way off fucking Keister.
[01:12:23]  Way off fucking Keister.
[01:12:25]  I mean, we've gone so far, I don't even know what to do.
[01:12:29]  Alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm.
[01:12:32]  Shut up, Weena.
[01:12:33]  I'm fucking getting tired of your ass, Weena.
[01:12:35]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:12:36]  I'm getting tired of your gay.
[01:12:38]  Alarm clock, Can you fuck off with the don't clock me, asshole?
[01:12:45]  Alarm clock, alarm clock.
[01:12:46]  Don't fucking clock me.
[01:12:49]  Alarm clock, Get this fucking idiot out of here.
[01:12:55]  You know, I'm getting tired of you, Weena.
[01:12:57]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:12:58]  I'm getting tired of your little gay ass.
[01:13:00]  All right?
[01:13:01]  You do the little 15 buckers and you request gay music.
[01:13:04]  All right.
[01:13:05]  Now you admitted the other day that you were doing little gay drugs.
[01:13:08]  I mean, you're gay.
[01:13:09]  All right.
[01:13:09]  Just come out the closet.
[01:13:11]  All right.
[01:13:12]  I mean, you might as well be playing the song right now.
[01:13:15]  This is what you should be doing, Weena, all right?
[01:13:17]  You should come out of a closet, butt naked.
[01:13:19]  All right, just go into a closet, undress yourself.
[01:13:22]  Hey, shut up, Pastor Steven Anderson.
[01:13:24]  Interview me, Ghost Ill explain why you're an Antichrist worshiping new.
[01:13:28]  I'm gonna go to the other side.
[01:13:31]  Also, the trolls are speaking in tongues, but the demonic spirit, you are, you get mad.
[01:13:36]  Type in the gifts.
[01:13:38]  Are you shitting me?
[01:13:39]  Are you shitting me, Pastor Steven Anderson?
[01:13:43]  Jesus Christ, listen.
[01:13:45]  What Weena, what you need to do, I'm going to get back to you, Weena, because you're fucking gay and you need to come out.
[01:13:50]  You need to come out and you just need to admit it.
[01:13:52]  You go in the closet, strip yourself into your buck naked, okay?
[01:13:56]  Come out butt naked, okay?
[01:13:58]  While the song It's Raining Men is playing, all right?
[01:14:02]  It's raining, man.
[01:14:04]  Hallelujah.
[01:14:05]  It's raining, man.
[01:14:07]  Hallelujah.
[01:14:09]  And then once you do that, get yourself in front of a full mirror where you can see your full body.
[01:14:13]  Put your penis between your legs to see how you'd look as a woman.
[01:14:20]  Fuck you.
[01:14:21]  All right.
[01:14:21]  Fuck you, Weena.
[01:14:23]  Fuck you, you gay bastard.
[01:14:25]  All right.
[01:14:26]  Go take some goddamn P-Rep Travana and shove it up, you goddamn rosebud asshole.
[01:14:34]  Don't fucking clock me, asshole.
[01:14:37]  Don't you fucking clock me.
[01:14:39]  Alarm clock, alarm clock, alarm.
[01:14:40]  I mean, look at these fucking trolls, dude.
[01:14:42]  No fucking respect.
[01:14:44]  No fucking respect.
[01:14:46]  It's Baller Friday.
[01:14:48]  It's episode 66.
[01:14:50]  I mean, look, God.
[01:14:55]  Shut the fuck up, Weena.
[01:14:57]  Shut up.
[01:14:57]  What the fuck is this?
[01:14:59]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[01:15:01]  Wheelchair symbol symbol.
[01:15:01]  And now we're talking to you.
[01:15:03]  Now you're talking to me in fucking emotion.
[01:15:05]  I think that shit even.
[01:15:07]  It's a signification of the dumbing down of America.
[01:15:11]  Talking in emoji.
[01:15:12]  It's the signification of the absolute throwback and evolution that we have as mental capacity in today's society.
[01:15:20]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol star of David.
[01:15:23]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
[01:15:26]  Shut up.
[01:15:27]  Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol star of David.
[01:15:33]  David Wheelchair.
[01:15:36]  Shut the fuck up, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
[01:15:38]  Wheelchair symbol.
[01:15:40]  Shut up.
[01:15:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:15:44]  Dricker Du Akovit.
[01:15:46]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:47]  Now they're talking.
[01:15:51]  It goes from emoji to immigrant.
[01:15:52]  Norway, Norway, Norway.
[01:15:53]  God damn it.
[01:15:54]  Talk to me in America.
[01:15:56]  Norway, Norway, Norway.
[01:15:57]  Talk to me in American, you bastard.
[01:16:00]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:16:02]  Ghost wheelchair, shekel goblin, ghost show stupid, radio graffiti soon.
[01:16:07]  Wait a minute, these are custom Discord emotes.
[01:16:09]  Are you shitting me?
[01:16:11]  Somebody actually has these as your custom Discord emotes.
[01:16:14]  Are you fucking whoever has this as your custom Discord emotes?
[01:16:18]  I'm going to find out who you are, and I've got two words for you.
[01:16:21]  Punitive damages!
[01:16:24]  Unexpected production note.
[01:16:26]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:16:27]  I got product production notes right there.
[01:16:32]  D. J. Ready J J Re.
[01:16:37]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:16:39]  Minecraft Enchantimentable.
[01:16:41]  What the fuck is that?
[01:16:43]  What the fuck is that?
[01:16:48]  What the fuck, this sounds like a tar, like recanting letters.
[01:16:52]  What is this?
[01:16:54]  This sounds like a tard, like at a choir class.
[01:16:57]  Doe, Raimi, Faso, La Mi, Ray Do.
[01:17:03]  No, Raymi.
[01:17:05]  That's what it sounds like.
[01:17:09]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:17:11]  I can't believe this.
[01:17:13]  I can't believe it.
[01:17:14]  This is Baller Friday, dude.
[01:17:15]  I thought I was going to have a bitching show.
[01:17:17]  I just went through hell yesterday and today, folks.
[01:17:21]  I mean, take a look at how fucking hot and humid this fucking stupid shitbag city is.
[01:17:26]  I'm talking about San Antonio.
[01:17:28]  And I was without power because this city of San Antonio is such a cheap piece of shit.
[01:17:33]  I was without power after only a 20-minute storm.
[01:17:37]  That's it.
[01:17:37]  It was a 20-minute storm.
[01:17:41]  And it knocked out power for 200,000 homes across the city.
[01:17:45]  And I was without power since 5:45 p.m. yesterday to 2:30 p.m. today.
[01:17:52]  And I'm telling you right now, folks, I have been fucking sweating my balls off.
[01:17:56]  I had to go to sleep with the fucking window open for Christ's sake.
[01:18:00]  Thank God I live in a good neighborhood.
[01:18:04]  And it's just been hell.
[01:18:05]  My fucking food and my goddamn refrigerator is all spoiled for Christ's sake.
[01:18:09]  I mean, who the fuck is going to pay for that shit?
[01:18:13]  Are you going to pay for it, City Public Service?
[01:18:15]  Huh?
[01:18:16]  Is the city of San Antonio going to pay for that?
[01:18:18]  I got fucking $200 or $300 worth of fucking spoiled food in the damn refrigerator.
[01:18:24]  Who the fuck's going to pay for that shit?
[01:18:27]  Fuck!
[01:18:30]  I can't say I blame Carlos Maza for taking prep.
[01:18:33]  What?
[01:18:34]  Every caution must be taken when topping the HIV and hepatitis riddle programs.
[01:18:39]  Shut up, all right?
[01:18:39]  Just shut up.
[01:18:41]  Wheelchair symbol, pill, syringe, spaghetti beer, mugs, grinning.
[01:18:44]  Here we go with the emojis.
[01:18:49]  Can you shut up with these emojis, all right?
[01:18:51]  Wheelchair symbol, pill, syringe, spaghetti, beer.
[01:18:54]  Pill syringe.
[01:18:56]  Pill syringe.
[01:18:57]  Wheelchair symbol, pill, syringe, spaghetti beer, mugs, grinning face with smiling eyes, ghost Vietnam wheelchair symbol.
[01:19:03]  Vietnam spaghetti beer.
[01:19:04]  Wait a minute.
[01:19:05]  A fucking symbol for Viet fucking named symbol pill syringe spaghetti beer mugs grinning face with smiling eyes.
[01:19:11]  Man, this is stupid, dude.
[01:19:13]  This is so fucking stupid now.
[01:19:16]  Ma ban li mo hambon va.
[01:19:18]  Now they're talking to me in Vietnamese.
[01:19:20]  What did I just say?
[01:19:22]  What the fuck did I just say?
[01:19:24]  Don't talk about Viet fucking damn.
[01:19:28]  If you would have had my Tesla wall, you would have had power all day.
[01:19:31]  Oh, fuck you, Elon Musk.
[01:19:34]  I wouldn't take it if you give it to me for free.
[01:19:37]  You're a fraud, Elon Musk.
[01:19:38]  You're a fraud.
[01:19:39]  Cox R15 bang.
[01:19:42]  Children screaming bang, police sirens bang bang bang, bang.
[01:19:47]  Are you fucking American language?
[01:19:49]  Are you inferring that's the American language?
[01:19:51]  You fuck join the album.
[01:19:52]  You left as fuck you long-haired liberal bedwedding hippie left as fuck.
[01:19:59]  Have Weena do what you just said to the tune of this song, ghost.
[01:20:03]  All right Malucifer, i'll tell you.
[01:20:04]  I'll go ahead and do that and thank you for the 25 bucks, man.
[01:20:07]  But man, I gotta get to the 15 buckers.
[01:20:10]  Man, I got.
[01:20:10]  I got a lot of shit to do.
[01:20:11]  Y'all have backed me up with 15 buckers.
[01:20:14]  I want to talk about Carlos Maza over here, all right, but you won't let me huh.
[01:20:20]  Are you being paid by VOX?
[01:20:21]  Is that it?
[01:20:22]  Is that what y'all are doing?
[01:20:24]  Y'all got to be being paid by VOX.
[01:20:26]  Y'all got to be doing the.
[01:20:28]  Come on, check your insurance policy.
[01:20:33]  It might cover the spoiled food.
[01:20:34]  I'm not gonna put fucking spoiled food on my fucking insurance.
[01:20:38]  Oh yeah, that's it.
[01:20:39]  Yeah, let me go ahead and up my insurance about 10, because i'm fucking claiming some spoiled fucking food.
[01:20:45]  That's great yeah, that's great.
[01:20:47]  No, I think that the city should be paying for my fucking food, I think.
[01:20:52]  Let me tell you why.
[01:20:53]  Okay, we have one, only one electrical company in this town.
[01:20:57]  It's a monopoly and it's co-owned by the city, so I think the city should be paying for my goddamn spoiled food man.
[01:21:05]  I got spoiled steaks.
[01:21:06]  I got fucking spoiled steaks, man.
[01:21:08]  Can you believe that shit?
[01:21:11]  Fuck man, I got spoiled steaks, spoiled hamburger meat, I mean spoiled all that man.
[01:21:18]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:21:20]  Sav Sanctus VOLO ENEM BUS NILE Aliaquami Audium Clamorum Secut poor, minimum.
[01:21:26]  Got the fuck.
[01:21:26]  A ghost.
[01:21:27]  Fat pussy lips, asshole in Vietnam.
[01:21:31]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:21:33]  You will never go back to 6th Street.
[01:21:36]  Go drown your boomer racism at the Thirsty Turtle.
[01:21:39]  The Thirsty Turtle dude, that's a fruity ass damn bar.
[01:21:42]  For christ's sake.
[01:21:42]  How the hell do you even know about that geno?
[01:21:44]  Oh yeah I, I forgot.
[01:21:46]  You like shoving large pieces of furniture up your anus.
[01:21:49]  I forgot all about that.
[01:21:52]  EBT ghost.
[01:21:53]  The city should be paying for my food.
[01:21:55]  That's not what I meant.
[01:21:56]  You know what the fuck I meant, dude.
[01:21:58]  I'm talking about the spoiled food in my goddamn fridge because we had a blackout.
[01:22:03]  And what kind of a trash ass city, what kind of inept city that can get taken out by a 20 minute storm dude.
[01:22:11]  A fucking 20 minute storm took out 200 000 people in their power.
[01:22:16]  200,000 homes left them out of power.
[01:22:20]  I mean, what kind of a fucking stupid shithead city is this?
[01:22:23]  You know, there are cities that get hit up with hurricanes that have the electrical up faster than these idiots in San Antonio.
[01:22:32]  Do not, and I repeat, do not visit this stupid fucking city, all right?
[01:22:38]  Because the number one revenue-generating monetary source of income for San Antonio is tourism.
[01:22:46]  Pumped up kids claim in the background.
[01:22:48]  Bang, Come on, dude.
[01:22:51]  I'm trying to do a show here, dude.
[01:22:53]  Bang, bang, bang, bang.
[01:22:54]  Y'all are making me look stupid.
[01:22:57]  It's a ball or Friday.
[01:22:58]  Bang, bang, bang.
[01:22:59]  Reload.
[01:23:00]  Bang, Marching.
[01:23:03]  Bang.
[01:23:06]  Fuck you, American school language.
[01:23:08]  All right.
[01:23:08]  Fuck you.
[01:23:09]  All right.
[01:23:11]  Do not come to this city.
[01:23:13]  All right.
[01:23:13]  The number one resources of revenue for this city is tourism.
[01:23:17]  Don't visit here.
[01:23:19]  All right.
[01:23:19]  Don't.
[01:23:20]  Go watch State of Mind.
[01:23:22]  Way more interesting than this boomer.
[01:23:24]  The darkness grows.

=== Bad Walmart Trip (02:08) ===

[01:23:25]  Oh, fucking shit.
[01:23:28]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:23:29]  All right.
[01:23:30]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:23:32]  Mean, wait, mean magician cans abuser.
[01:23:36]  You wanted to live in a cheap city?
[01:23:37]  Stop complaining.
[01:23:38]  You get what you pay for?
[01:23:39]  Hey, fuck you, pal.
[01:23:41]  All right.
[01:23:43]  All right.
[01:23:43]  I mean, listen.
[01:23:44]  If you've got $250,000 in your bank account in San Antonio, you're living rich.
[01:23:50]  You're living really rich.
[01:23:52]  Okay.
[01:23:53]  You go up 90 minutes north to Austin, Texas, okay?
[01:23:57]  $250,000 in the bank will barely get you middle class.
[01:24:01]  All right.
[01:24:03]  So that's why I moved down here.
[01:24:05]  I'm living large out here.
[01:24:06]  I got a badass house and a badass neighborhood.
[01:24:10]  The bad part about it is the fucking neighborhood is like, you know, that's it.
[01:24:13]  I mean, if I go beyond this neighborhood, it's utter garbage.
[01:24:16]  I mean, the whole goddamn city of San Antonio is literally like a bad Walmart.
[01:24:21]  It is a bad Walmart.
[01:24:23]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:24:24]  Ah, fuck.
[01:24:26]  Hey, ghosts.
[01:24:27]  I'm coming to San Antonio soon.
[01:24:29]  We should totally meet up so you can finally be faced with your absolute failure.
[01:24:34]  Fuck you, Asho.
[01:24:35]  All right, you're a fucking drunk because you're a drunk, all right?
[01:24:40]  I'm not apologizing for shit, all right?
[01:24:43]  You're a Mexican.
[01:24:44]  Mexicans are drunks, all right?
[01:24:45]  They can't even seem to keep the power on.
[01:24:48]  Living rich in Somalia?
[01:24:50]  Hey, fuck you.
[01:24:51]  All right, fuck you.
[01:24:52]  That was the first time I had ever experienced something like that.
[01:24:56]  First time I'd ever experienced something like that.
[01:24:58]  Typically, when the damn power goes out, it's out for maybe an hour, maybe an hour or two, and that's about it.
[01:25:04]  I was literally without fucking power from 5:45 p.m. yesterday to 2:30 p.m. today.
[01:25:11]  There is no excuse for that.
[01:25:14]  No excuse.
[01:25:16]  And I blame the San Antonio city government.
[01:25:18]  I blame CPS.
[01:25:19]  I blame all these pieces of trash.
[01:25:22]  All right?
[01:25:23]  And I'm telling you right now, do not visit here.
[01:25:25]  Do not live here.
[01:25:26]  This city sucks.
[01:25:28]  All right.
[01:25:29]  This city fucking sucks.
[01:25:31]  All right.
[01:25:32]  Give me a damn break.

=== First Time Experience (14:57) ===

[01:25:33]  You know what?
[01:25:34]  I'm going to go ahead and drink some beer out here.
[01:25:36]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to this broadcast.
[01:25:40]  All right.
[01:25:41]  And by the way, it's Baller Friday.
[01:25:43]  What?
[01:25:44]  What?
[01:25:45]  A 4chan shit poster who is well known for crashing one of the Sheila buff and bane posting IRL won WWE's largest battle royale today.
[01:25:54]  What?
[01:25:55]  This is proof that any of you trolls can become a success in life.
[01:25:58]  Well, you know, you're all you have to do something to ban Captain Destiny.
[01:26:02]  Ah, shut up.
[01:26:03]  That's fucking autism.
[01:26:05]  I already know who the hell that is.
[01:26:07]  All right.
[01:26:08]  Look, all right.
[01:26:09]  You want to get to the markets.
[01:26:10]  We'll get to the markets, okay?
[01:26:11]  But I want to talk about Carlos Maza.
[01:26:14]  All right.
[01:26:15]  You assholes won't let me do it.
[01:26:17]  So let's put the PC shot on so we can talk about this son of a bitch who's acting like the overlord of YouTube when he's nothing but a goddamn poshole that writes for Vox.
[01:26:28]  All right?
[01:26:29]  Let's go ahead and take a look.
[01:26:30]  PC shot.
[01:26:31]  Now, once again, he takes prep.
[01:26:34]  Notice the date.
[01:26:35]  2015, this guy's been taking prep.
[01:26:38]  Oh my God.
[01:26:39]  Why?
[01:26:39]  Power's out and my wheelchair lift is an organ.
[01:26:42]  Fucking shit.
[01:26:42]  Engineer.
[01:26:43]  If I don't know what to do.
[01:26:43]  Whoever's donating is me, dude.
[01:26:45]  Shove it up, you goddamn plugged up pooper.
[01:26:48]  I'm not even kidding, bro.
[01:26:49]  I've never killed my wheelchair.
[01:26:50]  Shut up.
[01:26:54]  Fuck you.
[01:26:55]  All right.
[01:26:55]  Just shut up.
[01:26:56]  All right.
[01:26:56]  Can we get the PC shot, please?
[01:26:58]  All right.
[01:26:59]  Now, once again, 2015, that means that this idiot has been on prep from 2015 to now.
[01:27:07]  And take a look at how he comments about it on his own freaking tweets.
[01:27:12]  Prep has had a positive impact on my life.
[01:27:15]  I get regular testing every three months and give myself and my partners, plural, a little extra security.
[01:27:24]  Partners.
[01:27:26]  I thought this was Pride Month, Mr. Mazza.
[01:27:28]  I thought that gays wanted to be married and they wanted to be monogamous, etc.
[01:27:34]  Let's continue.
[01:27:35]  Believe it or not, my sex life has stayed pretty much normal.
[01:27:40]  Lots of crying and musical breaks.
[01:27:42]  Prep didn't make me reckless or promiscuous.
[01:27:45]  You just admitted having partners.
[01:27:48]  Plural, okay?
[01:27:51]  Here he continues.
[01:27:52]  If anything, prep has increased condom use.
[01:27:55]  Huh?
[01:27:55]  Don't you have a freezer, ghost?
[01:27:58]  It should have been cold enough to hold frozen food for at least 24 hours before school.
[01:28:03]  I wasn't thinking about that shit at the time.
[01:28:05]  I was pissed off that I was even experiencing this shit.
[01:28:08]  All right.
[01:28:09]  Vietnam, oh God, that mine blew my legs away.
[01:28:12]  Wheelchair symbol.
[01:28:13]  Oh, no, that she's a musician.
[01:28:16]  I'm talking about Carlos Maza here.
[01:28:19]  This idiot thinks that he has the authority to dictate what YouTube does.
[01:28:24]  And I'm just trying to tell you he's an irresponsible person.
[01:28:28]  It's an irresponsible game, all right?
[01:28:32]  Ah, jeez, why can't you just shut up, please, man?
[01:28:35]  Shut up!
[01:28:40]  Jesus Christ, can we get back to Carlos Maza over here?
[01:28:44]  This is a guy that got Steven Crowder demonetized.
[01:28:47]  And I'm not a big Steven Crowder fan.
[01:28:49]  I've said it, and I'll say it again.
[01:28:51]  I think Steven Crowder is a latent homosexual.
[01:28:53]  All right, he's got feminine physical attributes, Steven Crowder, and feminine vernacular.
[01:29:00]  And moreover, every time he goes undercover to some gay event, he always dresses up in drag as a woman.
[01:29:07]  So, I mean, but I am coming to his defense because I don't think that this pause hole who's irresponsible with his own sex life, all right, should have authority over anybody, all right, over anybody, all right.
[01:29:22]  Anyway, let's continue on here.
[01:29:24]  I've not been perfect.
[01:29:26]  I forget, go on trips and forget to pack, etc.
[01:29:30]  Adherence is 95%, which is okay.
[01:29:33]  Humans mess up, thus, prep.
[01:29:36]  I mean, do you hear this?
[01:29:37]  He is trying to justify his sexual promiscuity by claiming that I'm only human born to make mistakes.
[01:29:50]  Here's another one.
[01:29:51]  Overall, it's been a very minor adjustment.
[01:29:54]  None of the ridiculous think pieces fear-mongering about prep are true.
[01:29:58]  It's a pill.
[01:29:59]  Just relax and take the pause load, huh?
[01:30:04]  Taking prep for a year has been a practice of diligence, honesty, self-care, and self-confidence.
[01:30:10]  You should think about it.
[01:30:11]  Aww.
[01:30:13]  The worst side effect of taking prep is that people mock you, assuming things about you, and tell you their dumb theories about prep.
[01:30:21]  All right, let me tell you something about prep, all right?
[01:30:24]  Put the PC shot off here.
[01:30:26]  I'm going to go search something for you there, Carlos Maza.
[01:30:29]  All right?
[01:30:30]  Let's watch.
[01:30:31]  Let's watch the goddamn commercial together, okay?
[01:30:36]  Let's watch the Travada commercial together, shall we?
[01:30:42]  And I'd like for you to kind of kind of just watch it and listen.
[01:30:47]  Listen for yourself, okay?
[01:30:48]  All right, here we go here.
[01:30:50]  Why?
[01:30:52]  Dajanzuwa 695.
[01:30:56]  777 Pointsudan, Gosuto Pora, Chikusu wa Angori, Rishisudo, Wishes.
[01:31:01]  Can you shut up?
[01:31:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:06]  All right.
[01:31:07]  Let's see if y'all can watch this with me here, okay?
[01:31:12]  Put it on the PC shot.
[01:31:13]  Now, this is the official commercial that is being advertised for PrEP.
[01:31:17]  Now, if you don't understand what PrEP is or Travada, okay?
[01:31:22]  What it is, it's a pill that gays pop every day, every single day, to prevent themselves from catching HIV or AIDS because they don't want to practice safe sex.
[01:31:32]  They don't want to practice safe sex.
[01:31:35]  That is an absolute fact.
[01:31:36]  All right, that's what this medication is used for.
[01:31:39]  And that's why you've got Carlos Maza out here putting her on a pedestal as if he's a responsible person.
[01:31:45]  All right, go ahead.
[01:31:46]  Put it on.
[01:31:47]  Let's watch this goddamn fucking Travada commercial.
[01:31:51]  And let me tell you, if you watch any Viacom-related vehicles of entertainment, you're going to see this advertised, all right?
[01:32:00]  You're going to go ahead and play it.
[01:32:01]  I'm on the pill.
[01:32:06]  too.
[01:32:06]  But it's not birth control.
[01:32:08]  It's Truvada for Prep, a once daily prescription medicine for adults that was taken every day along with using safer sex practices can help lower my chances of getting HIV through sex.
[01:32:18]  I use condoms, but I talked to my doctor about doing more.
[01:32:21]  Now, did you hear this, idiot?
[01:32:22]  I use condoms, but I want to do more.
[01:32:25]  Do more what?
[01:32:27]  Do more unsafe sexual practices?
[01:32:31]  I mean, how hard is it to just put a condom on it, dude?
[01:32:35]  Why is it so hard for many in the LGBTQ community, specifically in the gay community, for putting a condom on it, dude?
[01:32:41]  Why?
[01:32:42]  How hard is it?
[01:32:43]  No pun intended.
[01:32:44]  Go ahead, play it.
[01:32:47]  Play it!
[01:32:48]  He said that because I had a higher chance of getting HIV through sex, Truvada for Prep could be an option for me.
[01:32:53]  Now, now, did you hear what he said?
[01:32:55]  He said, since my doctor suggested that I got a higher risk of contracting HIV or AIDS during sex, he went and go ahead and prescribed it to me.
[01:33:04]  I mean, isn't that kind of suggesting that homosexual sexual activity has a higher propensity of passing HIV or AIDS?
[01:33:15]  I mean, isn't that what that statement means?
[01:33:17]  Let's go back that up a little bit.
[01:33:19]  Let's back it up.
[01:33:20]  All right.
[01:33:21]  Listen to this one Mo again.
[01:33:23]  Doesn't this mean that having, this is what this infers.
[01:33:27]  All right, listen.
[01:33:28]  Doctor about doing more.
[01:33:30]  He said that because I had a higher chance of getting HIV through sex, Truvada for Prep could be an option for me.
[01:33:35]  Now, a higher chance of getting HIV through sex.
[01:33:39]  Now, doesn't that suggest in that commercial right there that having promiscuous gay sex or gay sex in general gives you a higher risk of HIV and doctors are now prescribing this?
[01:33:54]  I mean, I'm just saying, folks, these are discussions that need to be had, especially during Pride Month, because I want to be completely honest with you.
[01:34:02]  What kind of group claims to be so prideful when, for whatever reason, they don't want to protect themselves?
[01:34:09]  They don't want to protect their partners.
[01:34:11]  They don't want to protect your fellow gay brethren.
[01:34:13]  If anything, they want to pause nag holes.
[01:34:18]  And Travada helps prevent that, I guess.
[01:34:21]  I don't know.
[01:34:22]  Play it.
[01:34:23]  She also told me that Travada alone may not keep me from getting HIV.
[01:34:27]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:34:27]  Why is this black woman in there?
[01:34:29]  Wait, wait.
[01:34:29]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:34:30]  Wait, hold on.
[01:34:30]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:34:33]  Hold on.
[01:34:34]  There's a black woman taking this?
[01:34:36]  Hold on, Justin.
[01:34:37]  Why is a black woman taking Travada?
[01:34:39]  People told me that Travada alone may not keep me from getting HIV, and it does not prevent other STIs or pregnancy.
[01:34:46]  Now, wait a minute.
[01:34:47]  Hold on.
[01:34:47]  Why is there a black woman?
[01:34:50]  And this is completely racist, okay?
[01:34:52]  I mean, if we want to take a social justice warrior or leftist look at this Travada ad, isn't this racist?
[01:34:59]  Because, I mean, I am to infer by just this black woman, she's the only woman in this ad besides the black tranny or cross-dresser or whatever.
[01:35:09]  She's the only black woman in here talking about how she pops Travada.
[01:35:13]  Now, is it because she is black and that black folks statistically, and you can look this up in AIDS statistics, have a higher propensity and higher numbers as it relates to an aggregate of HIV AIDS cases?
[01:35:32]  I mean, I'm just asking because this is racist.
[01:35:37]  All right.
[01:35:38]  She's the only black woman.
[01:35:39]  She's the only woman.
[01:35:41]  She's the only woman.
[01:35:43]  Now, why does it have to be a black woman?
[01:35:45]  I'm just simply stating.
[01:35:46]  I would like somebody like Carlos Maza or something, since they want to be so politically correct, since they want to be such social justice warriors.
[01:35:53]  I'd like for you all to answer this, huh?
[01:35:57]  You must be HIV negative to take Travada for PrEP.
[01:36:00]  So you need to get tested for HIV immediately.
[01:36:02]  Oh, let me tell you, folks, there are people that are HIV positive popping Travada, and they're doing it because they believe that it protects their partner.
[01:36:12]  It protects their partner from catching the AIDS.
[01:36:15]  That's what I'm not even kidding.
[01:36:17]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:36:17]  Go ahead.
[01:36:19]  And at least every three months while taking Travada.
[01:36:21]  I wanted to know about all of my prevention options.
[01:36:24]  So I asked my doctor about Travada for PrEP.
[01:36:26]  See, this is cross-first HIV or have fluid.
[01:36:29]  And by the way, why are all AIDS doctors black?
[01:36:33]  You know, every time they throw to an AIDS doctor on a commercial, it's a black doctor.
[01:36:39]  I don't know.
[01:36:39]  I'm just, you have to view the cues.
[01:36:42]  Remember, we live in such a symbolic and such a sensitive social justice warrior society.
[01:36:49]  You have to use this against them, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:52]  Go ahead.
[01:36:53]  Like symptoms?
[01:36:53]  Tell your doctor right away.
[01:36:55]  They may do more tests to confirm you are still HIV negative.
[01:36:58]  Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems, kidney failure.
[01:37:01]  All right.
[01:37:02]  Now, did y'all hear the side effects here?
[01:37:03]  Let's go back to the side effects, okay?
[01:37:05]  Did you hear what he said?
[01:37:06]  Side effects.
[01:37:07]  He slipped that in there really fast.
[01:37:09]  You're still HIV negative.
[01:37:10]  Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems.
[01:37:13]  Kidney problems.
[01:37:14]  Kidney failure.
[01:37:15]  Kidney failure.
[01:37:16]  And bone problems.
[01:37:17]  Bone problems.
[01:37:18]  So it deteriorates your bones.
[01:37:21]  Which may lead to fractures.
[01:37:23]  Rare life-threatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems.
[01:37:26]  A buildup of lactic acid and liver problems.
[01:37:29]  I mean, is this very responsible to give to homosexuals when we all know that homosexuals like to party?
[01:37:37]  They like to go out.
[01:37:38]  They like to drink.
[01:37:39]  They like to do math, you know, all that shit.
[01:37:41]  I mean, doesn't this kind of hurt that particular lifestyle, considering that this damn medication causes a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems?
[01:37:54]  I mean, come on.
[01:37:56]  Tell your doctor about all the medicines you take.
[01:37:59]  And look, she's talking to a black man.
[01:38:02]  The black woman that is taking Travada is talking to a black man.
[01:38:06]  Are they inferring that women have to take this because there's so many black men with HIV?
[01:38:12]  Are they inferring that most black men are out here sexually promiscuous doing down low brother stuff that black women have to protect themselves?
[01:38:21]  I mean, look!
[01:38:23]  How come it's a black woman?
[01:38:25]  I'm not being racist.
[01:38:27]  I'm asking a question.
[01:38:29]  It's a black woman, and she's the only woman in this damn ad.
[01:38:36]  I'm just simply stating, folks, I didn't realize that women took this shit either.
[01:38:43]  I don't know.
[01:38:43]  Go ahead.
[01:38:44]  You are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney, bone, or liver problems, including hepatitis, if you have hepatitis B, do not stop taking Travado without talking about it.
[01:38:53]  Well, hold on, hold on.
[01:38:55]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:56]  If you have hepatitis B, don't stop taking Travado.
[01:39:01]  What the fuck?
[01:39:04]  Oh.
[01:39:07]  Hey, hey, but Carlos Mazza, look, let's go back to Carlos Maza, huh?
[01:39:11]  Yeah.
[01:39:13]  Anyway, just wanted to put it out there, since I've gotten a lot of new followers since my last P-Rep selfie.
[01:39:20]  I use P-Rep and it totes normal.
[01:39:23]  I'm like, Jesus Christ.
[01:39:25]  Play the rest of the fucking ad.
[01:39:27]  Your doctor.
[01:39:28]  Common side effects include stomach pain, headache, and weight loss.
[01:39:31]  Oh, and there's some more side effects, huh?
[01:39:33]  Stomach pain, headache, and weight loss.
[01:39:36]  And you know, I've actually heard some homosexuals who have taken this.
[01:39:40]  They've suggested that it also makes you a little loopy.
[01:39:43]  It also messes with your mental capacity.
[01:39:46]  It also messes with the way you think.
[01:39:49]  Also, isn't that convenient, huh?
[01:39:51]  Great concert ghost.
[01:39:53]  Just got out.
[01:39:54]  Never did sell that other ticket, but one of my tax returns came back while I was driving here.
[01:40:00]  That canceled out the ticket cost.
[01:40:02]  So not a total loss.
[01:40:04]  Had fun.
[01:40:05]  Gonna go home, get some booze, and get to sleep.
[01:40:08]  Hey, Man Beer Pig.
[01:40:09]  He went to a concert.
[01:40:10]  I'm not going to say what concert was, but he had backstage passes.
[01:40:15]  And I'm glad to hear it, man.
[01:40:16]  Glad to hear it.
[01:40:18]  Cheers to Man Beer Pig.
[01:40:20]  Well, what?
[01:40:22]  It can be very hard to put on a condom when your half-inch penis was blown away by a rusty old German mauser rifle wielded by a Vietnamese orphan looking for a moment.

=== Mental Capacity Issues (05:47) ===

[01:40:31]  You stupid idiot.
[01:40:32]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:40:34]  All right.
[01:40:35]  Vietnam wheelchair symbol Vietnam wheelchair symbol.
[01:40:38]  Vietnam wheelchair symbol.
[01:40:39]  Vietnam wheelchair symbol.
[01:40:41]  Vietnam wheelchair.
[01:40:42]  Shut up.
[01:40:44]  All right.
[01:40:45]  As I was stating, folks, all right, this is why we should reconsider, and I'm talking to YouTube as well.
[01:40:52]  You should reconsider the motives of Carlos Mazza and many within his LGBTQ journalistic clique that are trying to pressure you into, I don't know, policing in a totalitarian fashion your own community.
[01:41:08]  I mean, take a look at this individual.
[01:41:10]  He's not even responsible with himself, huh?
[01:41:15]  He's not even responsible for himself.
[01:41:17]  I mean, look, look, this was in 2015.
[01:41:20]  I just unplugged my computer trying to pick a piece of pirate's booty off the carpet to eat.
[01:41:26]  So I probably could have skipped prep today.
[01:41:31]  He's not even taking it every day, dude.
[01:41:34]  He brags about how he's not even taking it every day.
[01:41:38]  He brags about how he takes it so he and his partners, plural, can have peace of mind and safety, etc.
[01:41:48]  I mean, I think this is completely irresponsible.
[01:41:51]  And how can you have any pride in yourself when let's, and listen, I know many people are going to disagree with this, but I just don't believe that a sexual act is an identity.
[01:42:03]  Okay.
[01:42:04]  I don't believe a sexual act is an identity because if it was, then we'd be identifying everybody by their sexual fetishes.
[01:42:13]  We'd be saying, look, look, there's Barbara.
[01:42:17]  Barbara likes to get ballgagged and have her ass whipped until it's candy apple red.
[01:42:23]  Hey, look, it's Bill.
[01:42:25]  Bill likes squirrel fisting and he likes burning small animals to get himself sexually gratified, huh?
[01:42:32]  And hey, look, there's Jane.
[01:42:34]  Jane, she likes to hook up gangbangs randomly on Via Craigslist.
[01:42:38]  I mean, I mean, seriously, folks, a sexual act is not a fucking identity.
[01:42:44]  It is a sexual act.
[01:42:47]  It is a sexual act.
[01:42:49]  So, by definition, if the sexual act that defines you is you, then you aren't very responsible.
[01:42:58]  All right?
[01:42:59]  Hetero, homo, lesbo, etc.
[01:43:03]  Black people are a high-risk demographic regardless of sexual orientation.
[01:43:07]  I know, Ashley.
[01:43:09]  That's why they're heavily featured in Truvada marketing.
[01:43:12]  Drug companies will look for any reason to sell you something, including normalizing promiscuity.
[01:43:17]  And you know something, Ashley?
[01:43:18]  You're absolutely right.
[01:43:19]  Now, before I move on from this Travada and Carlos Maza stuff, I want to remind everybody that Travada, to take this every day for an entire year, cost somebody $20,000 a year.
[01:43:34]  $20,000.
[01:43:35]  And you know, most of these homosexuals don't pay for this.
[01:43:39]  So who's paying for it?
[01:43:40]  You are!
[01:43:42]  Okay?
[01:43:43]  You are!
[01:43:45]  Or some insurance company.
[01:43:47]  Somebody is paying for this.
[01:43:50]  $20,000 for an entire year of prep.
[01:43:55]  And they're fucking passing this crap out like candy, folks, to those that are in the homosexual community.
[01:44:00]  All right?
[01:44:02]  I mean, I am not joking around.
[01:44:06]  Who's paying for this?
[01:44:08]  Who's paying for this?
[01:44:10]  And I also want to reiterate that whenever you hear the term pre-existing conditions in this whole debate about healthcare, who do you think they're talking about, folks?
[01:44:19]  They're sure as hell not talking about somebody with cancer.
[01:44:21]  Shit, people that are diagnosed with cancer are dead within a couple of years now.
[01:44:26]  I remember people living with cancer for fucking a decade and a half.
[01:44:31]  Now, they throw you under that fucking chemotherapy and you're dead within two years.
[01:44:35]  So it ain't people with cancer.
[01:44:38]  It ain't people with terminally illness because they're not going to be around that long.
[01:44:43]  Who do you think that they're talking about whenever this discussion about pre-existing condition happens, huh?
[01:44:50]  Man Bear Pig went to a Mando Pony concert.
[01:44:54]  You know it goes, and don't deny Man Bear Pig as a brony.
[01:44:57]  Shut the fuck up, all right?
[01:45:00]  They're talking about those that have HIV AIDS.
[01:45:03]  That's who they're talking about.
[01:45:05]  And as you can see, let's just go back to Carlos Maz over here, who's supposed to be some big mouthpiece, no pun intended, for the LGBTQ community now.
[01:45:16]  And look at how nonchalant he was about, look at me, I'm taking my prep, and it protects me from this, and it protects my partners.
[01:45:23]  And look, it gives me and my partners a little extra security.
[01:45:27]  And sometimes I'm a little reckless and I don't take my prep and sometimes I do.
[01:45:32]  It is completely irresponsible.
[01:45:35]  Now, how can this guy, this idiot from Vox, have that much credibility when he's an irresponsible asshole, huh?
[01:45:45]  Geno X 1987.
[01:45:48]  I'm just saying, folks, these are the conversations that we need to have.
[01:45:53]  These are the conversations that we need to have because I personally believe that we as an American society should look twice.
[01:46:01]  In my view, this is my personal opinion, before we put anyone in authority that has HIV or AIDS.
[01:46:09]  Okay?
[01:46:10]  And look, I'm not saying that out of hate, okay?
[01:46:14]  I'm saying that out of mere concern, okay?

=== Neurological Complications (02:35) ===

[01:46:18]  I mean, let me show you what HIV and AIDS does to the brain, okay?
[01:46:23]  Let's just take a look, okay?
[01:46:26]  Let's take a look at what it does to the brain.
[01:46:27]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on, all right?
[01:46:30]  Advanced HIV becomes AIDS.
[01:46:33]  HIV doesn't seem to take over the cells in your body, or it doesn't seem to take over the cells in your nervous system, but it does cause significant inflammation of the body.
[01:46:44]  This inflammation can cause damage to the spinal cord and brain and prevent your nerve cells from working the way they should.
[01:46:52]  All right?
[01:46:54]  All right.
[01:46:56]  I mean, it attacks the brain.
[01:46:58]  I mean, look at neurological complications.
[01:47:00]  Let's go look at this.
[01:47:02]  John Hopkins University Medical.
[01:47:05]  HIV is the virus that causes the AIDS.
[01:47:08]  HIV weakens and slowly destroys the body's immune system, leaving you vulnerable to life-threatening complications from an infection or certain cancers.
[01:47:17]  As HIV and AIDS battle your immune system, your central nervous system is also affected.
[01:47:22]  HIV and AIDS cause both cause a number of neurological complications, particularly if the HIV progresses to AIDS.
[01:47:30]  Today, anti-retrovi, retroviral, whatever the fuck it's called, medicines, when taken correctly and promptly, help slow down the progression of HIV.
[01:47:41]  They also help to delay the onset or decrease the risk of progression to AIDS.
[01:47:47]  Controlling HIV can also reduce your risk of neurological complications.
[01:47:52]  All right.
[01:47:53]  Now, let's take a look at the neurological complications that you can do with HIV, all right?
[01:47:57]  Dementia.
[01:47:58]  When HIV becomes very advanced, HIV-associated dementia or AIDS-dementia complex can occur.
[01:48:04]  Viral infections.
[01:48:06]  HIV can increase your risk for several viral infections that strike the nervous system, okay?
[01:48:13]  Fungal and parasitic infections, all right?
[01:48:15]  Cryptococcal meningitis is caused by a fungus and leads to serious inflammation of the spinal cord and brain.
[01:48:22]  A parasite can cause an infection called taxoplasma encephalitis, which often leads to confusion, seizures, and extremely painful headaches.
[01:48:33]  Neuropathy.
[01:48:35]  HIV causes damage to the nerves throughout the body, resulting in significant pain or weakness, known as neuropathy, okay?
[01:48:43]  Vacular mellopathy, whatever the fuck that is.
[01:48:47]  This condition occurs when tiny holes develop in the fibers of the nerves of the spinal cord.

=== Viral Infections Risk (03:03) ===

[01:48:53]  All right.
[01:48:54]  Lymphomas, tumors called lymphomas often strike the brain of people with HIV.
[01:49:00]  Neurosyphilis.
[01:49:01]  If an HIV-infected person has syphilis that goes untreated, it can quickly progress and damage the central nervous system.
[01:49:08]  Okay.
[01:49:09]  So as you can see here, symptoms of HIV affecting your immune system, suddenly forgetting things all the time or acting confused, feeling of weakness that keeps getting worse, changes in behavior, headaches, problem with balance or coordinations, seizures, changes of vision, difficulty swallowing, losing the feeling in your arms or legs, mental health problems like anxiety or depression.
[01:49:35]  I mean, listen, this is what I'm talking about here, folks, okay?
[01:49:40]  Now, how can this guy right here, who is throwing caution to the wind by bragging, by bragging that he takes PrEP, not all the time, sometimes, sometimes he forgets.
[01:49:55]  Huh?
[01:49:56]  I mean, how can this person be any kind of authority over anything when he doesn't even have control of himself?
[01:50:04]  He doesn't have control of himself, nor does he have any control over what he does to himself or other people sexually.
[01:50:12]  And that's irresponsible.
[01:50:14]  I don't care what sexuality you are.
[01:50:17]  Okay?
[01:50:18]  I don't care if you're straight, gay, lesbian, transgendered.
[01:50:22]  This is irresponsible.
[01:50:24]  And anyone who takes Carlos Maza seriously goes to show you how fucking whacked out our society is.
[01:50:32]  This is an irresponsible person.
[01:50:34]  And I can't believe that YouTube is actually listening to this man.
[01:50:39]  He's not even in his right mind.
[01:50:42]  Okay?
[01:50:43]  So that's my criticism of Carlos Maza.
[01:50:46]  And look, all you got to do is Google search Carlos Maza Twitter prep, P-R-E-P, and he has got hundreds, hundreds of tweets where he brags about, brags about this shit.
[01:51:01]  20K a year is Truvata manufacturer Gilead Sciences Inc. Guild on NASDAQ a goodbye at 65.30.
[01:51:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:09]  Are you kidding me?
[01:51:11]  You're thinking about a stock play?
[01:51:13]  You're thinking about a stock play with Travada.
[01:51:16]  I mean, get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[01:51:18]  What kind of sick asshole are you?
[01:51:20]  All right?
[01:51:21]  We should be talking about this.
[01:51:24]  We should be talking about this, especially during Pride Month.
[01:51:27]  We should be trying to help stop the spread of AIDS.
[01:51:31]  This video shows how this guy has HIV and now is a trans reptile something.
[01:51:35]  This guy is crazy.
[01:51:36]  These people ain't going to be able to do it.
[01:51:37]  And listen, that's why I think people need to recognize before we start, you know, taking people's word for it that, oh, this person is a bigot.
[01:51:48]  This person is anti-LGBTQ.
[01:51:51]  I mean, we need to silence these people.
[01:51:53]  I think we need to look at the individual themselves.

=== Leadership Concerns (08:13) ===

[01:51:57]  All right.
[01:51:57]  I mean, this is a damn America in which we have the freedom of speech.
[01:52:03]  And here we have people like this, okay?
[01:52:05]  Who aren't even responsible for their own lives.
[01:52:09]  All right.
[01:52:10]  Who aren't even responsible for their own sexuality that are just out there being a bunch of heathens and letting anybody in their orifice because they're taking a fucking pill.
[01:52:22]  We're supposed to, you know, somehow make this idiot the authority of what is and what isn't fucking speech.
[01:52:30]  You got to be fucking kidding me.
[01:52:32]  You've got to be kidding.
[01:52:33]  And YouTube, dude, come on, man.
[01:52:35]  All right.
[01:52:37]  How dare you allow these stupid idiots to sit here and dictate what it is that your platform does?
[01:52:44]  All right.
[01:52:44]  I'm serious.
[01:52:45]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:52:47]  It's a disgrace.
[01:52:49]  It's an utter disgrace.
[01:52:52]  Anyway, let me have my beer after that, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:55]  What's up, Ashley?
[01:52:57]  There's really something wrong in our culture where we think it's fine that we normalize hopping from dick to dick no matter what you are.
[01:53:04]  Yep.
[01:53:04]  I'm not religious in the slightest, much less traditional, but at the end of the day, some things just don't work.
[01:53:11]  I'm telling you.
[01:53:12]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:53:13]  I mean, this is something that needs to be talked about during Pride Month.
[01:53:16]  Not being so sexually promiscuous.
[01:53:19]  And if you are, put a condom on it.
[01:53:23]  I mean, listen, for all those that think that gay is an identity, you do understand how you get AIDS, right?
[01:53:30]  I want to explain it again.
[01:53:32]  It needs to be verbally explicit, okay?
[01:53:35]  You get AIDS when you put your phallic into an anal orifice.
[01:53:40]  And as you're pumping the ass, okay?
[01:53:43]  The friction between your penis and the anal region, because there's no natural lubrication, tends to become abrasive.
[01:53:54]  And you get abrasions on both the anal cavity or the ash cheek and or the penis.
[01:54:02]  And as a result, because you are practicing anal sex, and there's obviously fecal matter when you're in there, the mixture of the abrasion and the fecal matter is what causes the HIV-AIDS infection.
[01:54:17]  Okay?
[01:54:17]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[01:54:19]  If you're a power bottom and you happen to take a pause load, that's another way.
[01:54:25]  But that is pretty much the way how you get HIV-AIDS.
[01:54:30]  All right, what is this?
[01:54:32]  Fap, fap.
[01:54:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:54:33]  More details.
[01:54:34]  Shut up, you idiot.
[01:54:36]  You're a sick bastard.
[01:54:38]  DeAndre Omal.
[01:54:39]  Anti-HIV drugs literally break down your immune system.
[01:54:43]  Magic Johnson got better because he stopped taking the drugs.
[01:54:47]  Gays have a weak immune system from participating in sodomy.
[01:54:51]  They are in contact with fecal matter, blood, and body fluids regularly.
[01:54:56]  That's not inaccurate.
[01:54:57]  That is not inaccurate.
[01:55:00]  You say that those with brain-destroying diseases should have no authority, yet your brain is being destroyed by the hammerhead syphilis you contracted in Vietnam.
[01:55:08]  All right, shit.
[01:55:09]  You say Carlos Maza has no control, but you can't control your bowels.
[01:55:12]  All right, no, no, seriously.
[01:55:14]  I know you're a little bit of a troll pilot.
[01:55:15]  Listen, poo Vietnamese.
[01:55:16]  I know you're a symbol pile of poo Vietnam wheelchairs.
[01:55:19]  I know you're trolling.
[01:55:20]  All right, but do you really want somebody who is in charge or in authority that has HIV infections that could potentially impair their mental judgment?
[01:55:30]  I mean, I just showed you John Hopkins University HIV and AIDS effects on the brain.
[01:55:35]  I mean, you actually want these people in Congress?
[01:55:38]  Do you want these people in charge of things?
[01:55:40]  You want them to be a manager of a restaurant?
[01:55:43]  Do you want, I mean, listen, these are real serious questions to be had.
[01:55:47]  I'm not hating on anybody, okay?
[01:55:50]  But we need to realize that many, not all, many of these HIV infections within the gay community itself are done so self-inflicted.
[01:56:02]  Many of these folks, for whatever reason, do not, and I repeat, do not want to practice safe sex.
[01:56:10]  They do not.
[01:56:11]  And I don't get it.
[01:56:12]  I guess it's because they can't get pregnant or something.
[01:56:15]  I don't know.
[01:56:15]  I don't want to know.
[01:56:17]  But I just simply state that we need to take a look before we start before we start electing gay presidents and before we start electing gay members of Congress.
[01:56:30]  We need to start recognizing and we need to ask the question.
[01:56:34]  Like butt geiger, butt plug, this idiot from Indiana, this mayor from Indiana that's running for president.
[01:56:41]  I'd like to know if he's HIV negative.
[01:56:45]  I'd like to know if he has a grinder account.
[01:56:49]  I'd like to know if he and his partner open their relationship up to third, fourth, and fifth participants.
[01:56:57]  These are valid questions to ask of somebody who's in authority.
[01:57:01]  And I think that in Pride Month, this is something that needs to be discussed.
[01:57:06]  This is not out of hatred.
[01:57:08]  This is not out of, oh, I hate these people.
[01:57:12]  Listen, I don't care what you are.
[01:57:14]  If you're a capitalist, you make your own money, you're not infringing upon anyone else's freedom.
[01:57:20]  I don't care if you're daisy chaining five or six different guys in your fucking house.
[01:57:26]  I don't care.
[01:57:27]  But what I do care is you've got the state that is helping promote this by allowing these homosexuals to get free prep so that they can have the concept, the idea that they can go out and have unprotected sex without any consequence, no AIDS or HIV, is extremely irresponsible.
[01:57:50]  Extremely irresponsible.
[01:57:52]  And oh, yeah, by the way, if you're in California, it is now decriminalized if you're somebody with HIV to knowingly infecting.
[01:58:00]  When you're gonna bring Templeton on the show again, I'll bring him when I bring him.
[01:58:05]  All right, all right, Cloud Zach, we're not talking about Templeton for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:58:10]  I'm just simply stating, folks, we need to have a serious conversation.
[01:58:14]  And you know, how do I know all about this?
[01:58:17]  Although you people keep fucking trolling me, I've done some extensive research in the gay community.
[01:58:22]  That's why if I debate a gay, they don't have a chance in hell when debating me.
[01:58:28]  I guarantee you they don't.
[01:58:31]  I mean, I know all about their whole little gay, you know, P rep and their gay social media sites and what these people actually do.
[01:58:44]  And once you debate them from their own perspective, they're not going to know how to come back.
[01:58:50]  And I think that's a very valid argument.
[01:58:52]  If you're gay and you're openly gay and you're running for an office or you're in charge of people's livelihoods, I think it's a perfectly good question to ask and a mandatory one to answer whether or not you're on P rep, whether or not you're promiscuous, whether or not you're on Grinder, whether or not, I mean, these are valid points.
[01:59:17]  And I think that we need to have this conversation because, I mean, come on.
[01:59:24]  Mrs. Ghost is the ultimate doorknob.
[01:59:27]  Everybody should have their turn.
[01:59:29]  Shut up.
[01:59:29]  I mean, do you really want people like this who are not even all there mentally because of all the medications that they're taking because of PrEP, because of this, because of that?
[01:59:40]  Do you really want people like this in charge of what is speech and what isn't?
[01:59:45]  Do you really want people that are not even in the right frame of minds like this judging what is good, what is not?
[01:59:50]  Doesn't HIV also put you in a wheelchair after a while?
[01:59:54]  Can you shut up, dude?
[01:59:56]  Doesn't it chat?
[01:59:57]  All right, shut up.
[02:00:00]  I'm sitting over here trying to tell you guys some serious subject matters, and you fucking people don't even give a shit for Christ's sake.
[02:00:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:00:08]  But hey, go ahead.
[02:00:09]  Go get the AIDS.
[02:00:10]  I don't really care.

=== Stock Market Talk (08:32) ===

[02:00:11]  Anyway, let me get to the markets.
[02:00:12]  You people don't care about this crap.
[02:00:13]  I just think it's a very valid question, and I think it needs to be asked.
[02:00:17]  And I'm not trying to say it out of hatred.
[02:00:20]  I'm saying it out of mere concern of my brethren out here, right?
[02:00:26]  Happy Baller Friday and Pride Month Ghost.
[02:00:29]  Is that the real Rosie O'Kelly?
[02:00:31]  Is that the real Rosie O'Kelly or is that a troll?
[02:00:34]  Huh?
[02:00:35]  Is that a fucking troll or is that the real Rosie O'Kelly?
[02:00:37]  I want to know.
[02:00:38]  Anyway, let's get to the markets.
[02:00:40]  It's already going to be two hours that I've been on this broadcast and all you've been doing is talking to me in immigrant language and fucking program languages and Morris code and smoke signals and all this other bullshit.
[02:00:51]  I've had many of you people troll me and all that.
[02:00:53]  That's enough.
[02:00:54]  Let's get to the markets.
[02:00:55]  Let's get to some serious business.
[02:00:57]  All right.
[02:00:58]  And let's go ahead and let's get serious here.
[02:01:01]  Is that the real Rosie O'Kelly?
[02:01:02]  I'm not even, I'm not even kidding.
[02:01:03]  Is that the real Rosie O'Kelly?
[02:01:06]  Give me my drink.
[02:01:10]  All right.
[02:01:10]  Let's go ahead and let's get to some stock markets out here, right?
[02:01:15]  Now, the first thing I want to tell you is, folks, do not believe the positive hype that's happening in the stock market.
[02:01:22]  The reason that we're seeing positivity in the stock market is because of the tariff wars loosening up such a hardened stance, particularly in the Chinese United States tariff war.
[02:01:34]  We're hearing a lot of positivity in those talks now.
[02:01:37]  And because of that positivity, we are seeing positivity in the markets.
[02:01:42]  And I think it's faux.
[02:01:43]  I don't think it's real.
[02:01:45]  And by the way, I just read an article today stating what I've always been stating when I've talked about the markets, that you need to look at the Federal Reserve.
[02:01:54]  Whether or not the Federal Reserve are going to raise or lower interest rates completely dictates what's going to happen in the stock market.
[02:02:00]  If they raise interest rates, folks, if the Federal Reserve raise interest rates, you better hope that you don't have any goddamn stocks in the stock market because they're going to tank.
[02:02:10]  If they lower interest rates, then the market's going to continue to be in the positive.
[02:02:16]  And that's because the Fed is artificially doing it by lowering interest rates.
[02:02:21]  But I'm telling you right now, folks, we're already seeing numbers that signifies what I prognosticated for quarter three, quarter four this year.
[02:02:29]  I think we're going to start seeing a contraction quarter three, quarter four, whether or not we see some kind of resolvement in the Chinese tariff war or even if the Federal Reserve lowers interest rates, because let's be honest, we're seeing a lot of bad numbers out here.
[02:02:44]  I just saw the ADP job numbers, and ADP is a private payroll company that does payrolls for a lot of corporations.
[02:02:53]  Only 27,000 jobs added to the payrolls this year or this month, excuse me.
[02:03:00]  All right.
[02:03:01]  Only 27, which is a dismal number compared to what many experts were expecting to see.
[02:03:07]  And I think that's just the beginning, in my opinion.
[02:03:10]  I think that we're going to see some bad expectations in the earnings of quarter three, quarter four.
[02:03:15]  And we're already seeing some kind of resonance in it now.
[02:03:19]  You take a look at the treasury market, for instance.
[02:03:21]  The treasury yields are up the roof.
[02:03:25]  And that's not a very good sign.
[02:03:26]  As a matter of fact, if you take a look at the treasury yields at this point in time, they look just like they did prior to the recession in 2009.
[02:03:34]  God has given us the solution.
[02:03:36]  It is to throw the gaze off of the roofs of tall buildings.
[02:03:39]  Oh, dude, come on.
[02:03:40]  Look at an HIV infection map.
[02:03:42]  Then look at Muslim countries and tell me I am not wrong.
[02:03:45]  Oh, dude, that's horrible, dude.
[02:03:46]  I'm not advocating anything like that, dude.
[02:03:48]  That is horrible.
[02:03:49]  I'm not advocating nothing like that.
[02:03:51]  Happy Baller Friday and Happy National Donut Day.
[02:03:54]  Sorry for my long disappearance.
[02:03:56]  Hope things are well with you.
[02:03:58]  They're all right.
[02:03:58]  Look at this.
[02:03:59]  Is today National Donut Day for real?
[02:04:01]  I got to get some donuts, man.
[02:04:03]  I got me some Shipley's donuts, man.
[02:04:05]  Hot Shipley's donuts, the best.
[02:04:08]  All right.
[02:04:09]  Krispy Kreme, a little overrated.
[02:04:12]  Sorry, a little overrated.
[02:04:14]  All they do is they douse it in some glaze, and it's just like, oh, great.
[02:04:18]  My teeth hurt now.
[02:04:20]  No, no, no, no, man.
[02:04:21]  Shipley's donuts.
[02:04:22]  Get them in the morning.
[02:04:23]  All right.
[02:04:24]  All right.
[02:04:24]  Right when they fried, man, put the glaze on them.
[02:04:27]  Fucking warm donuts.
[02:04:29]  Very good stuff.
[02:04:29]  I didn't realize it was National Donut Day today.
[02:04:32]  Anyway, let me continue.
[02:04:33]  All right.
[02:04:34]  Stock market.
[02:04:35]  Let's go ahead and take a look at the stocks.
[02:04:37]  Remember, do not take the positivity that you're seeing in the markets today as a solidification of what the markets are going to be the rest of the year.
[02:04:46]  I'm just saying.
[02:04:47]  All right.
[02:04:48]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at the Dow.
[02:04:50]  The Dow is up today on a Friday, Baldur Friday.
[02:04:53]  It is up 263.28 points, a percentage increase of 1.02% on the day, closing out the Dow at 25,983.94 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
[02:05:07]  We've got the S ⁇ P 500.
[02:05:09]  It's also up today, folks.
[02:05:10]  It is up 29.85 points.
[02:05:13]  A percentage increase of 1.05%.
[02:05:17]  Closing out the S ⁇ P at 2873.34 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[02:05:24]  And we've got the NASDAQ.
[02:05:26]  The NASDAQ is also up 126.55 points.
[02:05:29]  A percentage increase of 1.66% on the day closing out the NASDAQ at 7,742.10 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[02:05:41]  Now let's go ahead and get to the commodities folks because once we start seeing some contraction in the stock market, take a look at some of these commodities in my opinion.
[02:05:51]  And as a matter of fact, take a look at some cryptos.
[02:05:53]  You know, I'm not joking around.
[02:05:55]  If y'all haven't been accumulating cryptocurrencies as we've been seeing the downturn, I don't know what the hell your problem is.
[02:06:01]  All right, let's go ahead and get to commodities.
[02:06:03]  Energy, remember we saw contraction a little bit in the energy department, but we're seeing a lot of belligerence in the Middle East.
[02:06:10]  And once it pops off in the Middle East, folks, once we start seeing a war between Saudi Arabia, Iran, or, you know, some kind of belligerent war activity happens in the Middle East, watch for these oil prices to go up.
[02:06:24]  All right.
[02:06:25]  And they're already going up now.
[02:06:26]  Let's go to WTI Sweet Crude.
[02:06:28]  WTI is up $1.40.
[02:06:31]  A percentage increase of 2.66% on the day.
[02:06:35]  Current price for WTI is $53.99 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[02:06:43]  We've got Brent Crude.
[02:06:44]  It's also up $1.62.
[02:06:46]  A percentage increase of 2.63%.
[02:06:49]  Current price for Brent crude is $63.29 per barrel of Brent crude.
[02:06:55]  Gasoline is also up, folks.
[02:06:57]  We're in the summertime.
[02:06:59]  Although I have to say, gas prices have leveled out as of late.
[02:07:03]  But let's just wait.
[02:07:04]  Let's just wait to see what happens.
[02:07:06]  Gasoline is up 1.83% on the day.
[02:07:09]  Natural gas is up 0.56% on the day.
[02:07:13]  And heating oil, heating oil is up 2.04% on the day.
[02:07:18]  It's the summertime, baby.
[02:07:21]  Where the hell are those sales going?
[02:07:23]  All right.
[02:07:23]  Now, let's get to the metals, shall we?
[02:07:26]  The metals.
[02:07:27]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[02:07:30]  We've got gold, folks.
[02:07:31]  It is up $3.40.
[02:07:33]  A percentage increase of 0.25%.
[02:07:36]  Closing out gold at $1,346.10 per troy ounce of gold.
[02:07:44]  And we've got silver.
[02:07:45]  What have I told you about silver, folks?
[02:07:47]  I am bullish on silver.
[02:07:49]  I hope that you've been accumulating it.
[02:07:50]  And like I said, the best way to accumulate silver, in my opinion, is via coinage.
[02:07:55]  All right.
[02:07:56]  And there's a lot of factors for it.
[02:07:58]  But the main factor is, is if you collect a coin, a silver coin, if silver goes up in value, not only will that coin go up in value, but depending on where that coin was minted, what condition that coin is, what year that coin is, a lot of different factors that'll get you paid on top of the spot price.
[02:08:18]  So that's why I like silver.
[02:08:20]  And by the way, did you see the price on silver?
[02:08:22]  It's gone up over 15 bucks, baby.
[02:08:24]  What did I tell you?
[02:08:26]  Silver is up 13 cents, a percentage increase of 0.85%.
[02:08:30]  Silver's current price is $15.03 per troy ounce of silver.
[02:08:36]  All right, baby.
[02:08:37]  We've got copper.
[02:08:38]  It is down today, 0.87%.
[02:08:41]  Platinum is up 0.28%.

=== Commodities Markets (04:42) ===

[02:08:43]  Let's go ahead and get to the agriculture, shall we?
[02:08:46]  Now, we're seeing a lot of down, a lot of negative numbers in the agriculture department, but this is because we have seen tariffs on not only China coming from the president's administration, but also Mexico.
[02:09:02]  We're going to talk about Mexico here in a second.
[02:09:05]  But this is what the commodities markets are reacting to, because we typically export agrarian products.
[02:09:13]  And because China is trying to stick it to the president with this trade war and trying to cause massive tariffs for the agrarian products that are typically imported into China, you've got a little bit of a discrepancy.
[02:09:27]  And Trump is trying to do what he can in an attempt to save these farmers from potentially taking some massive losses.
[02:09:35]  Now, one of the things he did today, folks, I don't know if you've heard, but the president has made Mexico bow down.
[02:09:41]  Mexico has bowed down and has agreed to curb migration in its own country and add 6,000 federales as new border patrol agents on its side of the border to curb illegal immigration into the United States.
[02:09:58]  And by doing so, not only are the United States not going to implement the tariff, but now you've got Mexico potentially buying these agrarian products that were once bought by China, which is very interesting.
[02:10:16]  I think that OMLO, which is the president of Mexico, is finally starting to crack and he's finally starting to understand that, hey, Mexico could be the new China.
[02:10:26]  If Mexico could play ball, it would be the new epicenter of production, of manufacturing.
[02:10:34]  Because, and just hear me out for a second.
[02:10:37]  If OMLO was smart, he would allow as much investment into Mexico as it pertains to manufacturing and take away all the manufacturing base out of China and move it into Mexico.
[02:10:49]  Now, people are going to say, well, ghost, the costs of the employment is so cheap in China.
[02:10:57]  They pay their employees nothing in China.
[02:10:59]  How is Mexico going to compete with that?
[02:11:01]  Very simple.
[02:11:03]  It costs a lot of money to ship the goods from China to the United States and elsewhere in the international community for those goods.
[02:11:12]  And let's be honest, folks, the United States is the number one consumer of all Chinese goods.
[02:11:18]  And if those goods were now manufactured in Mexico, the cost to get the goods from Mexico to the United States would be pennies on the dollar of what it takes to get those goods from China to the United States.
[02:11:31]  So if OMLO, the president of Mexico, was smart, he would allow investment into his country when it comes to manufacturing and be known as the president who took Mexico from a kind of a weird backwards piss-poor country to an industrious state.
[02:11:51]  But it's up to OMLO whether or not he's going to have, you know, the balls to do it.
[02:11:55]  I'm just saying, if he's got the balls to do it.
[02:11:59]  Now, let's get to these agricultural commodities.
[02:12:02]  We're seeing a lot of red here because remember, the commodities brokers and these people that are trading the commodities markets are reacting to all the tariffs and all this other nonsense.
[02:12:12]  All right.
[02:12:13]  So let's go ahead and do this.
[02:12:15]  All right.
[02:12:15]  Agriculture, grains, corn is down 1.13% on the day.
[02:12:21]  Wheat is down 1.08% on the day.
[02:12:25]  Oats is down 1.42% decrease on the day.
[02:12:29]  Rough rice is down 0.09% decrease on the day.
[02:12:34]  Soybean down 1.44% decrease on the day.
[02:12:39]  Soybean oil down 1.37% decrease.
[02:12:43]  And canola is down 0.37%.
[02:12:46]  A lot of red.
[02:12:48]  A lot of red, but come Monday morning, watch these commodities are going to go up.
[02:12:53]  And believe me, I'm going to be here on Monday.
[02:12:54]  We're going to talk about them.
[02:12:55]  We're going to see what happens.
[02:12:57]  But I guarantee you, there's going to be a lot of investors in the commodities markets championing what's happening between Mexico and the United States.
[02:13:06]  All right.
[02:13:07]  Let's continue.
[02:13:08]  Let's get to the soft, shall we?
[02:13:09]  Cocoa, the base for chocolate, it is up.
[02:13:12]  It's one of the only few things that are up in the commodities markets.
[02:13:15]  It is up 1.40% on the day.
[02:13:18]  We've got coffee.
[02:13:20]  Hey, dude, don't talk to me.
[02:13:22]  Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude, okay?

=== Livestock Prices Drop (02:54) ===

[02:13:25]  Shut up, you stupid hipster.
[02:13:27]  Coffee is down today, 1.08%.
[02:13:31]  Sugar!
[02:13:32]  Sugar is down 0.08%.
[02:13:35]  Orange juice is down 1.12%.
[02:13:39]  Cotton is down 1.74%.
[02:13:42]  Lumber is the only thing that's up in this particular sector.
[02:13:45]  Lumber is up 0.45% on the day.
[02:13:48]  Rubber is down 0.78%.
[02:13:51]  And ethanol is down 0.40%.
[02:13:54]  You hear all this negativity?
[02:13:56]  You hear all this negativity for Christ's sake?
[02:13:59]  I'm telling you it's a consequence of all the tariff wars that are happening.
[02:14:02]  But I'm telling you, this new agreement between the United States and Mexico is going to have people in the commodities market Monday morning feeling very funny in the pants.
[02:14:11]  All right.
[02:14:12]  So let's go ahead and continue.
[02:14:13]  Who else we got here?
[02:14:14]  Let's get to livestock, folks.
[02:14:15]  Livestock also took it on the teeth today.
[02:14:18]  Live cattle is down 1.43% decrease on the day for live cattle.
[02:14:23]  Cattle feeder is also down 1.45% decrease.
[02:14:27]  And before we get to lean hogs, folks, I want to remind everybody we got to bring back the hambone movement.
[02:14:33]  Do you understand me?
[02:14:35]  We got to provide some inspiration to the fat snorlaxes, the fat, jelly ass back tit celluloid dripping off their waist and off their ass and off their ears and all this other shit.
[02:14:47]  We need to tell these people in a very nonchalant and non-invasive way to put the fucking fork down for about five fucking minutes, all right?
[02:14:57]  And what I'm asking you to do is join me in the hambone movement.
[02:15:01]  And I'm not saying confront these people.
[02:15:03]  I'm not saying harass these people or anything of that.
[02:15:06]  Nothing like that.
[02:15:07]  But whenever you see these fat, jelly ass Snorlaxes, and I'm talking about real fat people, folks.
[02:15:12]  I'm not talking about somebody who's a little girthy, all right?
[02:15:15]  You're in America, all right?
[02:15:16]  A little girth is a sign of a good life.
[02:15:18]  I'm talking about, look, you know the litmus test.
[02:15:22]  You know who I'm talking about.
[02:15:23]  These people, when they look down, all right, and they can't see their penis.
[02:15:28]  What have I always said?
[02:15:29]  What have I always said?
[02:15:31]  If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes, all right?
[02:15:36]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[02:15:38]  And when you see these people rolling around in their hoverounds in the shopping malls and in the grocery store, I guarantee you, baby, just walk by these people.
[02:15:48]  Just walk by these people and don't even look at them.
[02:15:52]  Don't even have eye contact with them.
[02:15:54]  Just pass by them and say, hambo.
[02:15:59]  Fat, greasy ass, smelly ass, sticky hambo.
[02:16:06]  All right.
[02:16:06]  And hopefully, hopefully that inspires these people to put the fucking fork down for five minutes and we can start, you know, having people just trim down just a little bit, dude.
[02:16:18]  We don't need so many fat fucks.

=== Cryptocurrency Update (14:47) ===

[02:16:20]  All right.
[02:16:21]  We don't need somebody fat fucks walking around.
[02:16:24]  Sorry.
[02:16:24]  All right.
[02:16:25]  I'm tired of somebody.
[02:16:26]  I mean, these fat, gigantic pricks.
[02:16:28]  I'm tired of it, man.
[02:16:29]  These fat snorlax fucks.
[02:16:31]  I'm tired of them.
[02:16:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:16:35]  Hey, let's get to the freaking, what is it?
[02:16:37]  Lean hogs.
[02:16:38]  Lean hogs took it on the teeth today.
[02:16:40]  Lean hogs is down 3.47% on the day.
[02:16:44]  And that concludes the stock market coverage of this broadcast.
[02:16:49]  Let's go ahead and take a look at cryptocurrency.
[02:16:53]  Let me tell you, boys, it is a bull market.
[02:16:55]  All right.
[02:16:56]  It is a bull market.
[02:16:57]  What's causing it?
[02:16:58]  As I've stated time and time again, the integration of cryptocurrency with traditional stock trading platforms.
[02:17:06]  All right.
[02:17:08]  So with that being said, because we now have people that have E-Trade accounts and Fidelity accounts and other stock trading platform accounts, since they've added the option to trade cryptocurrencies on those platforms, we've been seeing a lot of goddamn volume.
[02:17:23]  We've been seeing a lot of positivity, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:26]  And this is what we've been waiting for as cryptocurrency investors, okay?
[02:17:31]  This is what we've been waiting for.
[02:17:33]  All right.
[02:17:33]  Market cap of the entire cryptocurrency market right now is $255 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market capitalization.
[02:17:43]  All right.
[02:17:44]  And I'm telling you, I still think it's a great time to buy in my view, folks.
[02:17:49]  I mean, you want to go after the cryptocurrencies that are going to stand the test of time, that have the technology to stand the test of time.
[02:17:57]  All right, because this is an ever-evolving technological innovation, cryptocurrency is.
[02:18:03]  All right.
[02:18:04]  So let's go ahead and talk a little cryptocurrency here.
[02:18:07]  Let's take a look at Bitcoin, symbol BTC.
[02:18:10]  In the past 24 hours, it has gone up 2.18% increase for Bitcoin.
[02:18:16]  Current price, $7,985.85 per Bitcoin.
[02:18:23]  Let's take a look at Ethereum.
[02:18:24]  The reason I keep covering Ethereum, ETH is the symbol, is because traditional stock investors are going right after Ethereum.
[02:18:33]  All right.
[02:18:33]  Right after Ethereum.
[02:18:35]  Let's go ahead and take a look at Ethereum right now.
[02:18:38]  It is up 0.70%.
[02:18:40]  Current price for Ethereum is $249.38 per Ethereum, baby.
[02:18:46]  All right.
[02:18:47]  Now let's continue here, okay?
[02:18:49]  Litecoin.
[02:18:51]  Hold on.
[02:18:51]  Let me take a look at Ripple for a second.
[02:18:54]  Did y'all hear the latest on Ripple?
[02:18:56]  Huh?
[02:18:57]  I mean, let me get the report on here for a second.
[02:19:01]  All right.
[02:19:01]  Here it is.
[02:19:01]  All right.
[02:19:06]  Here, let me see if I can get it.
[02:19:07]  Here it is right here.
[02:19:08]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
[02:19:11]  Put it on the PC shot.
[02:19:13]  Hackers reportedly stole nearly $10 million worth of Ripple in GateHub hack.
[02:19:20]  All right.
[02:19:21]  Now, I looked at Ripple as a possible short-term opportunity.
[02:19:27]  The reason is, is because Ripple has a lot of partnerships.
[02:19:32]  I mean, you've got people that are in the Asian part of the world.
[02:19:38]  And I'm talking about financial institutions that are Asian financial institutions that are using the blockchain of XRP to process transactions.
[02:19:47]  And that's the only reason why I would ever cover Ripple.
[02:19:51]  I'm not a big fan of it.
[02:19:53]  And the reason I'm not a big fan of it, folks, is the circulating supply.
[02:19:57]  Take a look at the circulating supply of Ripple, man.
[02:20:00]  42, you might as well say 43 billion in circulation.
[02:20:05]  43 billion Ripple in circulation.
[02:20:09]  So just based on that circulation, the highest, in my opinion, it will ever go is maybe four or five bucks.
[02:20:18]  There's no way it'll ever go up above that.
[02:20:21]  You've got a lot of idiots who think, and they fought it even back in 2016, 2017.
[02:20:27]  Hey, you got to get XRP.
[02:20:29]  XRP is the symbol for Ripple.
[02:20:31]  You got to get XRP.
[02:20:32]  It's going to be the next Bitcoin.
[02:20:34]  It's going to go up to $10,000.
[02:20:36]  That is bullshit.
[02:20:38]  All right.
[02:20:40]  It'll never happen.
[02:20:42]  Just do the math.
[02:20:43]  All right.
[02:20:44]  42 billion times a thousand.
[02:20:47]  All right.
[02:20:48]  I mean, that's just, that's more money than we have circulating in fiat currency in the world, morons.
[02:20:57]  So anyway, that's the only reason why I'm talking about XRP.
[02:21:00]  Some hackers ripped off a good chunk of it.
[02:21:03]  Let's take a look at it.
[02:21:04]  It is down on that news.
[02:21:05]  It is down 0.20%.
[02:21:07]  Current price for XRP, 41 cents.
[02:21:11]  41 cents.
[02:21:13]  Litecoin, folks, I've always covered Litecoin because it's been around.
[02:21:17]  It's an OG on the blockchain.
[02:21:19]  And even though Charlie Lee, the guy who created it, is a complete tard and spazzes out and literally out-tweets himself out of potential deals, you still got a lot of following on this.
[02:21:31]  You still got a lot of people that accept it for goods and services.
[02:21:35]  So I cover it.
[02:21:37]  Litecoin LTC, it's been going up, folks.
[02:21:39]  It is up today 5.63%.
[02:21:43]  Current price for Litecoin, folks, is $116.98 per Litecoin.
[02:21:50]  All right.
[02:21:51]  What is it, Gino?
[02:21:52]  Hurry the fuck up and get to the 1500s about this snorfest.
[02:21:58]  That's because you're a fucking idiot.
[02:21:59]  All right.
[02:22:01]  I mean, I'm shooting pearls at you idiots out here, man.
[02:22:05]  I'm shooting pearls and you people don't even care.
[02:22:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:22:13]  Anyway, let me move on before I get fucking pissed off at these idiots.
[02:22:16]  All right.
[02:22:17]  Bitcoin Cash.
[02:22:19]  Now, we got to be a little concerned about Bitcoin Cash because we got the 51% hack attack on this thing.
[02:22:25]  And I don't want to get into that.
[02:22:26]  You can go read up on it on your own.
[02:22:29]  But I don't know about Bitcoin Cash after that.
[02:22:32]  BCH is the symbol.
[02:22:34]  Market capitalization.
[02:22:35]  Excuse me.
[02:22:36]  In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin Cash has gone up 1.27%.
[02:22:41]  Current price for Bitcoin Cash is $398.63.
[02:22:46]  All right.
[02:22:48]  Socialists sleep through the markets.
[02:22:50]  Capitalists play coast to take.
[02:22:51]  Thank you.
[02:22:52]  I appreciate that.
[02:22:54]  I appreciate that, man.
[02:22:55]  Anyway, I'm going to get to Binance Coin, folks.
[02:22:58]  And the reason I'm getting to Binance Coin is because it's hot right now.
[02:23:01]  If you're not familiar with what Binance is, it's one of the biggest, if not the biggest trading platforms of cryptocurrency in Asia.
[02:23:09]  You've got a lot of people on that trading platform, folks, including a lot of Americans.
[02:23:15]  And because it's such a big trading platform, it decided to produce its own coin to use for transaction purposes.
[02:23:23]  And as a result, folks, Binance Coin has gone from the single-digit dollar amounts to double-digit like it ain't shit.
[02:23:32]  All right.
[02:23:32]  Binance coin, BNB is the symbol.
[02:23:36]  In the past 24 hours, Binance has gone up 0.32%.
[02:23:40]  Current price for Binance Coin, folks, $31.65 per Binance coin.
[02:23:49]  Now let me take a look at Bitcoin SV, Bitcoin SV, symbol BSV.
[02:23:55]  Now, the reason I'm covering this one, folks, is because the guy from Australia claiming to be Satoshi has patented the source code of this particular blockchain.
[02:24:07]  And because of that, you've got a lot of people excited that this could potentially be the new Bitcoin.
[02:24:14]  And moreover, because the patent is on the source code, you have a little bit of a proprietary situation going on for Bitcoin SV.
[02:24:22]  Even though, in my opinion, I mean, that defeats the whole purpose of cryptocurrency.
[02:24:27]  But hey, you got to go where the money is, right?
[02:24:31]  Anyway, Bitcoin SV has gone up 2.27% on the day.
[02:24:36]  Current price for Bitcoin SV is $198.33 per Bitcoin SV.
[02:24:43]  All right.
[02:24:44]  Now, I want to get to Monero.
[02:24:46]  Now, let me get this news on Monero because Monero has taken some, it's taking some bad news to say the least.
[02:24:53]  All right.
[02:24:55]  It's taking some bad news because, and this is according to Binance.
[02:24:59]  All right.
[02:25:00]  Let me close this stupid video.
[02:25:02]  All right.
[02:25:02]  Let's take a look at the PC shot.
[02:25:04]  Here it is.
[02:25:05]  Binance.
[02:25:06]  Monero household mining unprofitable.
[02:25:08]  Vulnerable to 51% attack post-hard fork.
[02:25:13]  All right.
[02:25:14]  Now, you have to read up on what the 51% attack is because I don't have time to be explaining that right now.
[02:25:21]  People will probably go to real sleep if I was talking about it.
[02:25:23]  But either way, when Binance is putting out that type of information on Monero, I think people need to be kind of, I think people need to be kind of like, hey, what the hell?
[02:25:35]  In my opinion, the only reason I covered Monero is because it likes to swing.
[02:25:40]  you know, really volatility.
[02:25:42]  I mean, like massive volatility.
[02:25:44]  It could be $10 up one day, $15 below the next day.
[02:25:50]  And in between that volatility, you can get some liquid.
[02:25:52]  So that's the only reason why I ever covered Monero.
[02:25:56]  So let's go ahead and get to it.
[02:25:57]  XMR is the symbol.
[02:25:59]  Currently, it is up 1.78%.
[02:26:01]  Current price for Monero is $87.57 per Monero.
[02:26:06]  Let's get to Dash, folks.
[02:26:08]  I like Dash.
[02:26:09]  I like the circulation.
[02:26:10]  It's one of the OGs on the blockchain.
[02:26:13]  Formerly dark chain.
[02:26:14]  Symbol DASH.
[02:26:17]  In the past 24 hours, Dash has gone up 3.97%.
[02:26:21]  Current price for Dash is $148.90 per Dash.
[02:26:27]  And speaking of hard forks, we're waiting on a hard fork for Ethereum Classic and Zcash.
[02:26:31]  So be on the lookout for both of those.
[02:26:34]  ETC is the symbol for Ethereum Classic.
[02:26:38]  It is up on that news of a hard fork, folks.
[02:26:40]  It is up 9.02% on the day increase for Ethereum Classic.
[02:26:46]  Current price for Ethereum Classic is $8.61 per Ethereum Classic.
[02:26:52]  Let's get to Zcash now.
[02:26:53]  Now, once again, we're going to see another hard fork for Zcash.
[02:26:58]  The one on Zcash, I believe, was postponed, but everybody is still looking forward to it.
[02:27:02]  So let's go ahead and take a look.
[02:27:04]  Zcash symbol is ZEC market, or excuse me, in the past 24 hours, it has gone up, Zcash.
[02:27:11]  It's gone up 3.62%.
[02:27:13]  Current price for Zcash, $83.35 per Zcash.
[02:27:20]  And let me get to QTUM.
[02:27:23]  Quantum, it's been taking a head upward.
[02:27:25]  And I want to be honest with you folks, while us investors that are in quantum, I'm heavily invested in quantum, while we're waiting for the value to go back up to the 50, 100, $110 range, where the money's at is in the stake payments.
[02:27:41]  All right.
[02:27:42]  I had a guy in the inner circle who didn't stake his quantum, and I don't know why.
[02:27:47]  And I told him, dude, you're missing out on a lot of money on quantum.
[02:27:51]  Stake your goddamn coins, which means all you got to do is leave your wallet open while your coins are in your wallet, and you will be getting stake payments for proof of stake.
[02:28:02]  All right.
[02:28:04]  Wheelchair coin.
[02:28:05]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:28:06]  The guy that wasn't staking them, he has like, I think about almost 2,000 quantum, right?
[02:28:13]  He has already had, all right?
[02:28:15]  He has already had four different stake payments for Christ's sake, baby.
[02:28:19]  Four different stake payments in one month.
[02:28:23]  All right.
[02:28:24]  And he can't believe it.
[02:28:25]  And that's why I keep telling you folks, man, you get a return on your investment just for holding quantum and having it open on your wallet on your desktop.
[02:28:35]  I mean, me, I've got a fucking Raspberry Pi, believe it or not.
[02:28:39]  And I put my quantum wallet on my Raspberry Pi and leave it open with my quantum in it.
[02:28:44]  And it's just right here taking little, literally no electricity.
[02:28:49]  And I'm getting stake payment after stake payment after stake payment, maybe.
[02:28:54]  All right.
[02:28:55]  I'm just saying, I'm just stating, folks.
[02:28:57]  I'm just stating.
[02:28:57]  Anyway, QTUM is the symbol.
[02:29:00]  In the past 24 hours, Quantum, QTUM has gone up 5.65%.
[02:29:06]  Current price for Quantum is $3.18 per quantum.
[02:29:11]  Okay.
[02:29:12]  Now, people have been asking me about this coin, 42 coin.
[02:29:16]  And I don't know if you've been seeing it as of late, folks, but it's gone close to $40,000 a coin as of late.
[02:29:24]  And the reason is, is because there's only 42 coins in distribution.
[02:29:29]  Now, why do I like 42 coin?
[02:29:31]  Aside from the low distribution aspect of 42 coin, it's been around for a long time, first off.
[02:29:38]  And secondly, folks, if we do get a regulated cryptocurrency market, I believe 42 coin will be traded because it wasn't mined.
[02:29:48]  There was no ICO on this.
[02:29:50]  All right.
[02:29:51]  There was no ICO.
[02:29:54]  Hey, Captain Dessey, I'll get to that in a second, dude.
[02:29:56]  All right.
[02:29:57]  And hey, Obi-Wan Kenobi, shut up.
[02:29:59]  All right.
[02:29:59]  I'm shooting pearls to you people here.
[02:30:02]  If you people don't want to fucking see it, then sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
[02:30:06]  All right.
[02:30:08]  Anyway, 42 coin, symbol 42.
[02:30:12]  All right.
[02:30:12]  It has gone up on the day 16.88%.
[02:30:16]  And that's another reason why you'd want to maybe hold 42 coin for a short-term gain.
[02:30:21]  It's up 16.88% on the day.
[02:30:24]  Current price for 42 coin, folks, $29,245.56 per 42 coin.
[02:30:35]  All right.
[02:30:35]  And as I stated, the reason I like it is because it wasn't an ICO.
[02:30:40]  So any coins that happen to have been distributed in an ICO capacity could potentially not be legal to trade in a regulated cryptocurrency market in the United States.
[02:30:54]  So anyway, I like it.
[02:30:56]  Me and the inner circle have got about four or five coins of it, maybe a little more than that.
[02:31:02]  So anyway, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.

=== Mexico Trade Deal (02:20) ===

[02:31:07]  All right.
[02:31:07]  There it is.
[02:31:08]  Finally, for fuck's sake, dude, I have been trolled to no end on this damn Paul or Friday, man.
[02:31:16]  It's episode 66.
[02:31:19]  All right, Baller Friday.
[02:31:20]  And I can't believe this shit.
[02:31:22]  All right.
[02:31:22]  Hey, ghost, I'll give you 51% of my dick.
[02:31:25]  You shekel goblins.
[02:31:27]  Fuck you.
[02:31:27]  All right.
[02:31:28]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:31:29]  All right.
[02:31:30]  Seriously, go shove it up your ass.
[02:31:32]  Now, I want to talk about a couple of things.
[02:31:33]  I'm going to get to the 15 buckers because we've got a lot of 15 buckers that we've got to go through up in here.
[02:31:38]  All right.
[02:31:40]  Now, once again, I want to reiterate that Mexico is bowing down to the president, folks.
[02:31:45]  If you didn't hear this, because the president threatened Mexico with a 5% tariff that could potentially go up by the month if they don't comply.
[02:31:53]  They have finally cowered to the president and are now agreed.
[02:31:56]  It's a signed agreement, according to the president on his Twitter account.
[02:32:00]  They have agreed to curb migration through its country.
[02:32:03]  Because let's be honest, it's not Mexico or people from Mexico that are coming into this country.
[02:32:08]  It's these South American assholes.
[02:32:10]  All right.
[02:32:11]  And you can't blame them because there's a lot of discord, for a lack of a better term, out there in South America in places like Guatemala, in places like Nicaragua, you know, these places, Venezuela.
[02:32:25]  All right.
[02:32:26]  That's where all this influx is coming from.
[02:32:29]  And now Mexico is going to agree to curb migration through its country and it's going to add 6,000 new border patrol agents on its side of the border to curb illegal immigration.
[02:32:41]  And there is some talk that Mexico could buy these agrarian commodities that we produce that China is throwing a tariff on.
[02:32:52]  So we're counteracting China's tariff by selling some of China's, what used to be going to their country.
[02:33:01]  It's now going to go to Mexico.
[02:33:03]  And if Mexico was smart, they would allow open season in their country on manufacturing and taking the manufacturing base out of China and putting it in Mexico for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:33:17]  And hey, whoever the hell is saying ZZZ like they're fucking falling asleep, fuck you, asshole, all right?
[02:33:25]  That's why you're you and we're capitalist.

=== Military Transgender Policy (09:04) ===

[02:33:27]  Do you understand that, boy?
[02:33:29]  Huh?
[02:33:30]  That's because you're you.
[02:33:32]  And we're capitalist, you piece of shit, all right?
[02:33:35]  And let me tell you, all of you people that are out here that are pretending to fall asleep while I'm saying the markets, you people are going to be spit shining capitalist shoes, boy.
[02:33:45]  You understand that?
[02:33:45]  That's what you're going to be doing.
[02:33:46]  That's your future.
[02:33:47]  So why don't you just shut your fucking ass, do it now?
[02:33:51]  How about that?
[02:33:52]  Do it now.
[02:33:53]  Get on your goddamn knees and spit shine that shoe, boy.
[02:33:58]  Spit shine that goddamn shoe, boy, if you know what's good for you, for Christ's sake.
[02:34:03]  Spit shine that shoe, boy.
[02:34:07]  Jesus Christ, give me my damn drink.
[02:34:14]  Fucking spit shine that shoe, boy.
[02:34:18]  All right, let me move on here.
[02:34:20]  All right.
[02:34:21]  Now, people wanted me to talk about this particular incident that happened in London.
[02:34:27]  Did y'all hear about this?
[02:34:29]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[02:34:31]  Here it is right here.
[02:34:33]  Lesbian couple brutally beaten by a group of teens on a London bus for refusing to kiss.
[02:34:39]  Now, I have yet to hear, and I hate to be this way, but let's be honest, it's the UK.
[02:34:45]  I have yet to hear the nationality of the people who actually conducted this heinous attack.
[02:34:52]  You know that?
[02:34:52]  I mean, look, there's the two lesbian couples right there.
[02:34:55]  I mean, I hate to ask this, but it's kind of hard for me to believe that it's just a bunch of London blokes, a bunch of British blokes that decided to do this.
[02:35:06]  If you want my opinion, this is just my opinion.
[02:35:09]  It's probably wrong.
[02:35:10]  Who knows?
[02:35:10]  I have yet to hear.
[02:35:12]  I have yet to hear the nationality of these teens, okay?
[02:35:17]  But I'd like to know if they happen to be Islamic in any kind of capacity.
[02:35:25]  I'm just saying, all right?
[02:35:27]  Does anybody know?
[02:35:29]  Because I have yet to find out the nationality of these people, all right?
[02:35:34]  I have yet to find the nationality of the folks that beat these lesbians in the UK.
[02:35:41]  All right?
[02:35:41]  Violent teens.
[02:35:42]  Yeah, exactly.
[02:35:42]  That's all it says.
[02:35:44]  That's all it says, quote, violent teens.
[02:35:47]  I'd like to know the nationality of these people, okay?
[02:35:52]  And I also want to underscore again that the United States is the safest place for homosexuals, the safest place for the LGBTQ.
[02:36:02]  I mean, look at this.
[02:36:04]  Look at this.
[02:36:05]  I keep telling you folks in the LGBTQ that you have nothing to bitch about.
[02:36:11]  You've accomplished everything within your strife.
[02:36:14]  You have your own clubs.
[02:36:16]  You can go down the street and kiss each other and hold each other's hands.
[02:36:21]  It doesn't matter.
[02:36:22]  I mean, now, in today's America, you gays can have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
[02:36:31]  And not only is it accepted, it's protected by the first goddamn amendment.
[02:36:37]  So why exactly are you LGBTQ folk continuing to piss and moan?
[02:36:43]  And it goes back to the argument of what I've said.
[02:36:45]  Maybe it could be the Travada.
[02:36:48]  Maybe a lot of those folks may be HIV positive.
[02:36:51]  I mean, it affects the brain, folks.
[02:36:53]  I mean, rationality just goes out the window when it comes to this.
[02:36:58]  I just cannot believe people in this country that are LGBTQ can be protesting in any kind of capacity when if you go to any other country, I mean, look at the UK.
[02:37:11]  Look at this.
[02:37:12]  Look at these are Lesbos.
[02:37:14]  And they got beaten.
[02:37:16]  They got, I mean, I'd like to know the nationality of those that beat these women.
[02:37:21]  I guarantee it.
[02:37:22]  I'm almost willing to bet that they were not British blokes.
[02:37:27]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:37:29]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:37:31]  All right?
[02:37:33]  Take it off for Christ's sake.
[02:37:35]  I'm just, look, I'm just simply highlighting on Pride Month that you should be prideful, LGBTQ.
[02:37:42]  You should be prideful that you live in a country where you can be so safe.
[02:37:47]  You live in a country that can allow you to be who you are, and yet you still bitch and moan.
[02:37:54]  And you know what's upsetting is that the president, President Trump, tried to give you LGBTQ folks an olive branch.
[02:38:02]  Tried to pander to you folks in the 2016 election.
[02:38:05]  He even had the Republican National Convention stand up and applaud the LGBTQ contingent of the 2016 Trump election.
[02:38:16]  All right.
[02:38:17]  I mean, he actually extended an olive branch to you gays.
[02:38:21]  And you know what you did?
[02:38:22]  You took the olive branch, you shove it up some gay HIV positive asshole and tried to put it in the president's mouth.
[02:38:30]  All right?
[02:38:30]  That's what the fuck you did.
[02:38:32]  And you know what?
[02:38:33]  The president doesn't like it.
[02:38:35]  All right.
[02:38:36]  The president didn't like it.
[02:38:37]  And I don't blame him.
[02:38:38]  I don't blame him for not appreciating that the freaking, he tried to give you fucking LGBTQ folks an olive branch and you literally just, well, now the president gets it, okay?
[02:38:55]  Now the president gets it.
[02:38:57]  All right.
[02:38:58]  It was probably R-A-I-D-E-L.
[02:39:01]  No, it's not Raiden Snake.
[02:39:03]  All right.
[02:39:03]  It's not Raiden Snake.
[02:39:04]  All right.
[02:39:06]  Now look, now that you LGBTQ folks have made it abundantly clear, no matter how much the president panders to you and your so-called identity, you are going to continue to be a thorn in his side because you're like your single mother, aren't you?
[02:39:23]  I mean, let's be honest, most of these homosexuals, they come from single parents.
[02:39:27]  They come from single mothers.
[02:39:29]  And they're just acting like they're dirty dish rag whore of a single mother.
[02:39:34]  I mean, this is how their single mother acted to men that actually gave a shit about them.
[02:39:38]  And they just spit on them.
[02:39:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:42]  So anyway, the Trump administration is fighting back.
[02:39:45]  And guess what?
[02:39:46]  Trump has told the U.S. embassies not to fly the gay pride flag on any of the flagpoles of any embassy in the United States or the world.
[02:40:00]  Okay.
[02:40:02]  I mean, let me tell you that one Mo again, all right?
[02:40:05]  All right.
[02:40:05]  We ain't flying that goddamn pride flag on any U.S. embassy.
[02:40:11]  And it has nothing to do with hatred.
[02:40:14]  It has everything to do with the fact that Trump has done everything he can to pander to you people and you don't care.
[02:40:21]  I mean, you don't care.
[02:40:23]  You're still out there protesting.
[02:40:25]  You're still out there doing this and doing that.
[02:40:28]  And let me tell you, I'm glad Trump is finally saying, you know what, this is how you want to be, gays, huh?
[02:40:33]  You want to be this way with me, gays?
[02:40:36]  No pride flag over any U.S. embassy.
[02:40:39]  Let's take transgenders out of the military.
[02:40:43]  And let's be honest.
[02:40:44]  The reason that we want transgenders out of the military, not because we don't like them, because let me explain to you what's happening.
[02:40:53]  If you join the military and claim to be transgender and claim that you want a sex change and all this other shit, under Obama's administration or Obama's military, the military was obligated to oblige this.
[02:41:09]  And because you're transgendered and transgendered and wanting to have the surgery is classified under a mental ailment under the military code, most people that are out here that claim to be transgendered tend to automatically get desk jobs and get easy cush jobs as opposed to being out there and doing what the average recruit is supposed to do.
[02:41:38]  It is literally a weak way to be able to claim that you're in the military, get military benefits, get military perks, but not do the military job.
[02:41:49]  And that's why it's not about transgenders being in the military because we don't want them there.
[02:41:56]  Because the military, once somebody says they're transgendered, it's viewed upon as a mental disorder.
[02:42:05]  It's classified as a disorder, a health disorder, etc.
[02:42:09]  Every transgendered, every transgender gets a desk job and they get their surgery paid for, etc.
[02:42:18]  So, I mean, this is why Trump is doing this.
[02:42:21]  It's not because he hates gays.
[02:42:23]  The gays have literally spit on the face of our president every time he's thrown an olive branch.

=== Mental Disorder Claims (08:08) ===

[02:42:31]  And, you know, these gays don't even care.
[02:42:34]  They don't even give a shit for Christ's sake.
[02:42:37]  Anyway, look, I got to get to this.
[02:42:39]  It's already two hours and 41 minutes here.
[02:42:42]  Let me get to these 15 buckers here.
[02:42:45]  And if you don't know what I'm talking about, all you got to do is donate $15 and put a YouTube video on your donation.
[02:42:54]  And that'll obligate me to play your YouTube video live on the air right now.
[02:43:01]  And we've got a whole bunch of them.
[02:43:02]  We've already got a whole bunch of them.
[02:43:04]  So let me go down to the first one here.
[02:43:07]  I can't believe I'm going through these things, man.
[02:43:10]  Fucking dumbasses with your stupid, dumb, fucking immigrant language, dude.
[02:43:14]  What a fucking stupid troll that was.
[02:43:15]  And it pissed me off.
[02:43:18]  All right, let's get to the first 15 bucker for Christ's sake.
[02:43:21]  We've got a whole bunch of these, man.
[02:43:23]  I just, uh, Jesus Christ.
[02:43:27]  Anyway, shut up in the chat room.
[02:43:29]  I'm getting to it now.
[02:43:31]  All right.
[02:43:32]  I'm getting to them now.
[02:43:34]  Don't, don't clock me.
[02:43:36]  Don't be saying, I'll fucking finally ghost and all this shit.
[02:43:39]  Trying to trying to shake your head and snap your fingers at me like a sassy black broad.
[02:43:44]  All right.
[02:43:45]  I'm getting to them now.
[02:43:46]  Shut the fuck up or I won't get to them.
[02:43:49]  All right.
[02:43:49]  Just shut your stupid stinking holes.
[02:43:52]  All right?
[02:43:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:43:56]  I'm damned if I do.
[02:43:57]  I'm damned if I don't.
[02:43:59]  You know that?
[02:44:00]  I'm damned if I do.
[02:44:02]  I'm damned if I don't.
[02:44:03]  Give me a fucking break.
[02:44:06]  All right.
[02:44:06]  I think it was Fat Marshall that requested the first one here.
[02:44:10]  All right.
[02:44:10]  Let's go ahead and take a look at Fat Marshall.
[02:44:15]  He says, don't let the troll terrorists get to you much tonight.
[02:44:19]  Oh, it's already too late for that.
[02:44:20]  Well, let's go ahead and take a look at what Fat Marshall requested for the 15 bucker here.
[02:44:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:44:27]  Hold on.
[02:44:27]  Let me make sure this isn't some.
[02:44:30]  Oh, Christ, no.
[02:44:33]  Oh, dude, I can't play.
[02:44:35]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:44:37]  Are you joking?
[02:44:39]  How is this even on YouTube, for Christ's sake?
[02:44:42]  And when it got, well, Goblin Coin.
[02:44:45]  All right, hold on.
[02:44:47]  Hold on.
[02:44:48]  Let me pause this.
[02:44:49]  Hold on.
[02:44:49]  Just one second because This is, I can't play this, dude.
[02:44:56]  Why would you even do this?
[02:44:58]  Why would you do this?
[02:45:00]  Look, I'm only going to play a little bit of this is by Fat Marshall, for Christ's sake.
[02:45:03]  Look at this.
[02:45:04]  George Foreskin Grill.
[02:45:09]  And we're back.
[02:45:10]  With us now is 41-year-old construction worker, Rich.
[02:45:14]  Hi.
[02:45:14]  Now, Rich, I understand that you still have the foreskin on your penis.
[02:45:18]  Yeah.
[02:45:19]  And now that you're an adult, you'd like to have it removed, right?
[02:45:22]  Uh, yeah.
[02:45:23]  Well, you're in luck.
[02:45:24]  Have I got the product for you?
[02:45:26]  It's the new George Forskin Grill.
[02:45:29]  Now, you can do it yourself.
[02:45:31]  Why waste all that money on expensive doctors and medical procedures when you can grill it all?
[02:45:39]  Now, Rich, are you ready to take out your disgusting uncut penis?
[02:45:44]  All right, he takes it out.
[02:45:45]  He takes it out and then he puts it in the grill and yada yada yada.
[02:45:50]  I can't play.
[02:45:50]  He actually pulls out a penis.
[02:45:52]  All right.
[02:45:54]  For Pride Month.
[02:45:56]  Anyway, I can't play the rest of that.
[02:45:58]  It's disgusting.
[02:46:01]  Mr. BN King, what up, man?
[02:46:03]  What up, Ghost Wanna?
[02:46:04]  Wish you, Twilly, and everyone a happy baller Friday.
[02:46:07]  Hey, thank you.
[02:46:09]  I got a throwback vid you may like based on a movie into a what-if video game that is highly underrated and ahead of its time.
[02:46:15]  Really?
[02:46:16]  All right.
[02:46:16]  Well, thank you, Mr. BN King, man.
[02:46:19]  Cheers to you.
[02:46:19]  As a matter of fact, cheers to Captain Desi.
[02:46:21]  And believe it or not, cheers to me, Magician.
[02:46:24]  He also put in, was it 225 buckers trying to make it rain, trying to show his digital nuts?
[02:46:29]  Cheers to you guys, baby.
[02:46:34]  All right.
[02:46:34]  Who else do we have here?
[02:46:37]  We've got Diablo next.
[02:46:39]  All right.
[02:46:39]  Diablo is next.
[02:46:41]  He says, it's my big reveal.
[02:46:44]  Your big reveal.
[02:46:45]  What the fuck are you talking about, Diablo?
[02:46:47]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:46:49]  Anyway, let's go ahead and play this 15-bucker by Diablo.
[02:46:52]  What is this?
[02:46:52]  Hold on.
[02:46:55]  Hold on.
[02:46:55]  Your big reveal.
[02:46:56]  Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some fucking sick porno or...
[02:47:00]  I mean, I gotta look at this crap, dude, because...
[02:47:03]  Wait a minute, hold on a second.
[02:47:05]  Is this some broad taking her fucking tits out or something?
[02:47:08]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:47:11]  I mean, why do y'all do this, dude?
[02:47:13]  Are y'all trying to take me offline, dude?
[02:47:15]  I really don't appreciate that shit.
[02:47:18]  I'm not kidding.
[02:47:19]  I don't appreciate that one fucking bit, dude.
[02:47:21]  What kind of fans are you?
[02:47:22]  Huh?
[02:47:24]  You know what?
[02:47:24]  I'm such a big fan.
[02:47:25]  I want ghosts to get...
[02:47:26]  I want them to get banned and take a whiff of that.
[02:47:31]  All right.
[02:47:34]  Anyway, this is Diablo's big reveal for 15 bucks.
[02:47:38]  Let's go ahead and put the piece.
[02:47:40]  Jesus, more cartoon shit, dude.
[02:47:42]  More goddamn cartoon shit, dude.
[02:47:45]  Grow up, man.
[02:47:47]  All right.
[02:47:48]  Jesus Christ, leave the cartoons to the kids, dude.
[02:47:51]  I mean, y'all have robbed the kids enough.
[02:47:54]  Can't even go to a Comic-Con without you stupid idiots, you know, dressing up in cosplay and being a bunch of butt monkeys and taking away the fucking fun away from the kids, dude.
[02:48:04]  I'm not even kidding, Iran.
[02:48:05]  You guys make me sick, man.
[02:48:07]  Yeah, I watch cartoons and yay.
[02:48:13]  I'm over 21.
[02:48:14]  Yay!
[02:48:17]  Anyway, I think I skipped one here, so let me go ahead and play this one.
[02:48:20]  This one's by United States of Smash.
[02:48:24]  All right, United States of Smash requested this one.
[02:48:27]  I had skipped him over, so let's see what the United States of Smash has requested here for a 15-bucker.
[02:48:35]  Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
[02:48:37]  More fucking cartoon bullshit, dude.
[02:48:41]  More fucking cartoon bullshit, man.
[02:48:43]  I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
[02:48:45]  Why? Why? Why?
[02:48:51]  All right, here it is.
[02:48:53]  This is by the United States of Smash.
[02:48:56]  right here put it put the pc shot on for fuck's sake i mean look at this dumb fucking and oh oh they're drag queens huh Oh, they're drag queens, huh?
[02:49:20]  I mean, where's the animated RuPaul?
[02:49:23]  Where's the animated Rupaul on this one?
[02:49:32]  This is so stupid.
[02:49:33]  All right, that's enough of this garbage.
[02:49:39]  All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
[02:49:41]  And by the way, okay?
[02:49:43]  If you're going to be dressing up as a woman, why are you going to have a Fu Man Chu on your face?
[02:49:49]  If you're trying to dress up like a woman, why do you have any fucking facial hair?
[02:49:53]  I mean, shouldn't you be trying to look as close to a woman as possible?
[02:49:57]  I don't understand this, dude.
[02:49:59]  I really don't.
[02:50:00]  I really don't understand this one bit, dude.
[02:50:03]  But ain't that America?
[02:50:07]  The home of the free?
[02:50:09]  Ain't that America?
[02:50:12]  You and me.
[02:50:15]  All right, let's get to Blucifer's, all right?
[02:50:18]  Blucifer requested this 15-bucker here, obligated me to watch this video.
[02:50:23]  What the hell is this, Blucifer?
[02:50:24]  What the hell is this?
[02:50:26]  Listen, dad.
[02:50:27]  Oh, God, no.
[02:50:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:50:31]  It's this shit.
[02:50:32]  Kyrie's a man, baby.
[02:50:35]  Put it on.
[02:50:35]  Put it on.
[02:50:37]  This is Blucifer's request for 15 bucks.

=== Blucifer Video Request (15:41) ===

[02:50:40]  What is this?
[02:50:41]  Listen, Dad, if you are going to talk about naughty things in front of these American girls, then at least speak English English.
[02:50:48]  All right.
[02:50:49]  You're talking about American?
[02:50:50]  I could have had it away with his freaking Judy, my old China.
[02:50:53]  Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trope?
[02:50:55]  Because if you are feeling quickly, why not just have a Jay Arthur?
[02:50:58]  But he's nice.
[02:51:00]  Don't you remember the Crembo Din Dim we had with the Grotti Scotchman?
[02:51:03]  No, the one that was poor in character.
[02:51:05]  You know what?
[02:51:05]  If you're speaking like this and you're from England, you are from a poor part of England, all right?
[02:51:10]  You are not of the proper origin.
[02:51:12]  You're not of the upper class English.
[02:51:15]  This is the kind of trash that you find in like Wales and shit.
[02:51:19]  Go ahead.
[02:51:20]  She was a traveling stripe, but a Morris dancer lived up the Apple's a pen.
[02:51:24]  This is the kind of crap that you find in Leeds.
[02:51:26]  Yeah, she was the barrister that became a Bobby and a lorry.
[02:51:31]  In the bottom of St. Ricard's teeth.
[02:51:35]  And then she shut.
[02:51:36]  Shat on that turtle.
[02:51:37]  Shut the fucking, get this stupid crap out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[02:51:43]  Good God.
[02:51:45]  Freaking English, you damn freaking Brit Bongs out here.
[02:51:49]  I don't respect Britbongs that talk like that.
[02:51:52]  Are you talking about, you know, who I mean?
[02:51:55]  You know, you talking fucking English.
[02:51:59]  I hate that crap.
[02:52:00]  All right, talk.
[02:52:01]  If you're going to be a Brit Bong, talk in proper English.
[02:52:05]  Like, oh, yes, this is me here.
[02:52:07]  And I'm talking proper English.
[02:52:10]  You know, you know, fucking, come on, dude.
[02:52:14]  And you're talking trash about American people, you brit bongs, huh?
[02:52:19]  You're talking trash about American people, boy?
[02:52:23]  All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker here.
[02:52:25]  We've got Slayer Rules.
[02:52:28]  Slayer Rules requested this.
[02:52:30]  Let's go ahead and see what Slayer rules.
[02:52:32]  What the hell this is?
[02:52:35]  Hold on, Slayer fans.
[02:52:37]  Hold on just a second.
[02:52:37]  This is.
[02:52:38]  Hold on.
[02:52:41]  Speak the Queen's Arabic.
[02:52:44]  Oh, you're going to go deep there, huh?
[02:52:46]  You're going to go deep there.
[02:52:47]  Anyway, listen, I want to be honest with you.
[02:52:49]  Slayer is a kick-ass band.
[02:52:51]  If you don't know Slayer, Slayer, man, they've been meddling it out since the fucking 80s, dude.
[02:52:57]  All right.
[02:52:58]  I mean, have you ever heard fucking Raining Blood, man?
[02:53:01]  Fucking listen to Raining Blood, man.
[02:53:03]  Fucking Slayer, man.
[02:53:05]  Fucking metal.
[02:53:05]  Just like Pantera, man.
[02:53:07]  Fucking metal.
[02:53:10]  All right.
[02:53:11]  Let's go ahead and let's go ahead and play whatever the hell this is.
[02:53:14]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:53:15]  This is the 15-bucker that was requested by Slayer Rules.
[02:53:19]  What is this?
[02:53:22]  All right, Slayer's fans.
[02:53:23]  All right.
[02:53:25]  They look a little demonic, you know?
[02:53:28]  A little bit of devil worship in there, kind of.
[02:53:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:53:31]  Devil worship.
[02:53:34]  Yeah.
[02:53:36]  And there's Slayer singer.
[02:53:38]  F is for friends who do something.
[02:53:40]  What?
[02:53:42]  No way!
[02:53:43]  It's a fucking Photoshop!
[02:53:45]  No fucking way!
[02:53:47]  No fucking way!
[02:53:48]  Shut that shit!
[02:53:49]  No way!
[02:53:51]  No! No! No! Slayer!
[02:54:02]  Fucking assholes!
[02:54:05]  Fucking Slayer!
[02:54:06]  It's SpongeBob!
[02:54:07]  No fucking way, man.
[02:54:09]  That's a fuck.
[02:54:10]  There's no way.
[02:54:11]  I don't fucking believe that shit, man.
[02:54:13]  That's a fucking Photoshop.
[02:54:17]  That's a fucking Photoshop.
[02:54:19]  Get that shit off the screen for Christ's sake, man.
[02:54:23]  What the actual fuck is up with all the fucking metal bands liking that stupid, faggy goddamn cartoon, SpongeBob?
[02:54:33]  Can somebody explain this shit to me?
[02:54:37]  Can somebody explain it?
[02:54:38]  I mean, God, man.
[02:54:42]  That's the lead singer of Slayer, man.
[02:54:45]  That's the lead singer of Slayer.
[02:54:49]  Oh, God.
[02:54:53]  Oh, fucking Slayer and SpongeBob now, man.
[02:54:59]  What the fuck is up with SpongeBob?
[02:55:01]  It's a stupid, fucking, faggot commercial.
[02:55:04]  Oh, look, I'm sorry.
[02:55:07]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:55:09]  I'm just, I'm fucking flabbergasted, dude.
[02:55:13]  I mean, fucking Slayer is fucking metal, man.
[02:55:16]  All right.
[02:55:17]  I mean, what the fuck is this?
[02:55:20]  What's the correlation between metal bands and goddamn SpongeBob?
[02:55:25]  I don't get it.
[02:55:28]  Oh, shut up.
[02:55:29]  It was an accident.
[02:55:30]  I didn't mean to say it like that.
[02:55:31]  I didn't mean it in any derogatory way whatsoever.
[02:55:34]  Just shut up.
[02:55:35]  All right.
[02:55:37]  Just shut up.
[02:55:39]  I didn't mean to say it.
[02:55:41]  All right.
[02:55:41]  Shut up.
[02:55:42]  It's an accident, man.
[02:55:44]  It's an act.
[02:55:45]  I just saw fucking the lead singer of Slayer with a goddamn SpongeBob shirt, man.
[02:55:51]  How is somebody supposed to react?
[02:55:54]  How the fuck is somebody supposed to react after that, man?
[02:55:58]  Seriously.
[02:56:00]  I'm not kidding.
[02:56:02]  I'm not kidding.
[02:56:06]  Oh, God.
[02:56:07]  Shut up, asshole.
[02:56:09]  I'm not a homophobic person, all right?
[02:56:12]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be gay, all right?
[02:56:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:56:19]  All right, look.
[02:56:22]  I just can't believe what the fuck is up with the correlation with metal and fucking SpongeBob.
[02:56:27]  Can somebody try to explain that one to me?
[02:56:29]  Because I'm having a hard time making the fucking connection, dude.
[02:56:33]  I'm having a hard damn time making the connection.
[02:56:36]  Give me my fucking beer.
[02:56:38]  What?
[02:56:42]  Oh, man.
[02:56:43]  Can you leave me alone, dude?
[02:56:44]  Y'all done enough for me.
[02:56:46]  I mean, dude, this is a Baller Friday.
[02:56:48]  It's already been ruined.
[02:56:49]  It's episode 60 fucking six, man.
[02:56:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:56:57]  Give me some more beer for Christ's sake before I get into any more of these 15 buckers, man.
[02:57:03]  I need some more beer.
[02:57:06]  Good God.
[02:57:09]  Need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:57:14]  I mean, it's the only way I could pass.
[02:57:16]  I just saw the lead singer of Slayer wearing a fucking SpongeBob shirt.
[02:57:25]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:57:28]  I fucking hate SpongeBob.
[02:57:30]  You know that?
[02:57:31]  I think SpongeBob is the stupid.
[02:57:33]  I mean, there's a lot of stupid cartoons, but that has got to take the taco, man.
[02:57:38]  All right?
[02:57:39]  Some homosexual sponge who really wants to, you know, have the starfish give him the five-finger discount up his.
[02:57:48]  I mean, God.
[02:57:48]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:50]  And then he lives in a fucking pineapple.
[02:57:56]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:57:58]  I'm tired, man.
[02:58:00]  Fucking tired of this shit.
[02:58:02]  Tired, man.
[02:58:05]  I just saw the fucking lead singer of fucking Slayer, dude.
[02:58:09]  With a damn SpongeBob shirt.
[02:58:16]  All right, let's move on.
[02:58:17]  All right.
[02:58:18]  Shut up.
[02:58:18]  All of you people just shut the fuck up in.
[02:58:21]  Fuck you.
[02:58:21]  All right.
[02:58:22]  I don't care if you're a SpongeBob fan.
[02:58:24]  All right.
[02:58:24]  SpongeBob is latent homosexuality.
[02:58:27]  I wouldn't be surprised if that's why many of you are taking it up the ass.
[02:58:32]  Huh?
[02:58:32]  You're watching SpongeBob.
[02:58:33]  You're like, hey, it's okay.
[02:58:34]  Let me go ahead and get a, let me get a barnacle up my hole.
[02:58:39]  I got barnacles in my shit funnel.
[02:58:41]  Mud butt, mud butt, mud butt.
[02:58:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:58:50]  And somebody in the chat room is saying, I'm losing it?
[02:58:52]  No, man.
[02:58:53]  You're fucking losing it, dude.
[02:58:55]  You fucking people are losing it.
[02:58:59]  I mean, I'm on my second beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:59:02]  It's 11.52 p.m.
[02:59:04]  I should be at least seven beers in, but no.
[02:59:08]  I'm taking shit from all of you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin internet people bastards, man.
[02:59:15]  All right?
[02:59:17]  And shut up in the chat room.
[02:59:19]  Yes, SpongeBob is gay.
[02:59:21]  All right.
[02:59:21]  Everybody knows that for Christ's sake.
[02:59:23]  They're going to say it in five years, just like they said Bert and Ernie were gay.
[02:59:27]  I knew Bert and Ernie were gay back in the 80s, for Christ's sake.
[02:59:31]  The hell are two goddamn idiots living together and making a life together unless they're chewing each other up the asshole.
[02:59:39]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:59:40]  All right?
[02:59:41]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[02:59:43]  Fuck, man.
[02:59:50]  That's a nice cold beer.
[02:59:53]  That's a nice goddamn cold beer.
[02:59:55]  Everybody in the chat room, shut up, dude.
[02:59:57]  I'm not fucking around.
[02:59:58]  Shut up.
[03:00:00]  All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker.
[03:00:02]  Will Walsh.
[03:00:04]  I mean, what is it going to be next, dude?
[03:00:06]  What is it going to be fucking next?
[03:00:09]  Will Walsh requested this one?
[03:00:11]  What did Will Walsh request?
[03:00:12]  What the hell is this?
[03:00:15]  What is this, Will Walsh, huh?
[03:00:19]  And he says, what Ghost does constantly throughout the show.
[03:00:22]  What is this?
[03:00:23]  What is this?
[03:00:26]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:00:29]  What I do throughout my whole show, man.
[03:00:32]  Fuck you, Will Walsh.
[03:00:35]  Fuck you, man.
[03:00:37]  Fuck you.
[03:00:41]  You fucking assholes, man.
[03:00:43]  I'm not crying, asshole.
[03:00:44]  I'm not crying.
[03:00:46]  I'm not going.
[03:00:47]  Shut up.
[03:00:49]  Shut up!
[03:00:50]  Take this!
[03:00:52]  Take this annoying kid out of it.
[03:00:53]  Take annoying a kid out of here.
[03:00:55]  Yo, shut the fuck up.
[03:00:56]  I don't want to see any fucking laughing at this shit.
[03:00:59]  Shut up.
[03:01:00]  I'm not a crybaby, man.
[03:01:03]  I'm not a freaking crybaby, man.
[03:01:06]  Shut up.
[03:01:07]  Shut the f ⁇ .
[03:01:08]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:01:10]  Fucking asshole.
[03:01:12]  Shut up.
[03:01:14]  Fucking asshole.
[03:01:15]  Let me tell you something, alright?
[03:01:16]  Huh?
[03:01:17]  You want me to fucking implement fucking chat room martial law for fucking fuck's sake, huh?
[03:01:23]  You want me to start banning people that are going to be fucking laughing at me?
[03:01:27]  I'm not a man that's meant to be laughed at.
[03:01:31]  I don't want you fucking idiots laughing at me for Christ's sake, alright?
[03:01:35]  Stop fucking laughing in the chat room.
[03:01:38]  Or you know what?
[03:01:38]  I'll tell you what.
[03:01:40]  Engineer, if anybody's laughing, kick them the fuck out.
[03:01:45]  Kick them out of my chat room.
[03:01:46]  You got it?
[03:01:50]  Kick them the fuck out.
[03:01:52]  I'm not a man that's meant to be laughed at.
[03:01:56]  You understand?
[03:01:57]  I am serious fucking business.
[03:01:59]  I'm as serious as a heart attack.
[03:02:02]  All right?
[03:02:03]  No, don't anybody fucking, don't anybody like.
[03:02:06]  Fucking GX in the chat.
[03:02:08]  Usik, Dark Blaine, man.
[03:02:10]  Cheers to you.
[03:02:11]  GX!
[03:02:14]  GX!
[03:02:16]  Father Time 88!
[03:02:18]  Captain Hook!
[03:02:20]  Oh, now everybody's doing it, huh?
[03:02:22]  Now everybody's doing it for Christ's sake.
[03:02:24]  Hey, hey, there's Mr. BN King.
[03:02:26]  What's up, Mr. BN King?
[03:02:28]  What's up to CloudZach?
[03:02:30]  What's up to Cross Stereo?
[03:02:32]  Well, shut up.
[03:02:34]  You're just saying GX now.
[03:02:35]  You're just talking shit to me there, you asshole.
[03:02:38]  Levon Media, John Doe.
[03:02:41]  All right, who else we got?
[03:02:42]  We got GX in the chat for Christ's sake.
[03:02:44]  Hey, hey, Utzik, kick Utsik's ass out of here.
[03:02:47]  Kick his ass out of here for Christ.
[03:02:49]  Kick him out.
[03:02:51]  He puts GX and I'm laughing.
[03:02:53]  Kick him the fuck out.
[03:02:56]  That's right.
[03:02:56]  GX in the house.
[03:02:58]  GX.
[03:02:59]  And let me explain something to you.
[03:03:01]  If y'all have been listening to the show for a long time, you know that you, you meme magicked the dissolution, the destruction of CX.
[03:03:13]  And by the way, if, and I do mean if I do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, I'm going to show you how far down the CX shit funnel CX is truly gone for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:03:27]  93 Cannes abuser meme magician.
[03:03:32]  I'm not joking around, dude.
[03:03:34]  Anybody, anybody out here, kick him out, engineer.
[03:03:37]  I'm not fucking around.
[03:03:38]  Kick them the hell out of here if they're talking shit.
[03:03:41]  What's up to Dorito Burrito?
[03:03:43]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:03:45]  All right, well, here's another.
[03:03:48]  Here's another one from Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[03:03:51]  At least Dark Mean Magician Girl did GX, baby, all right?
[03:03:56]  Thank you for the laughs, Ghost.
[03:03:57]  You're my favorite comedian.
[03:03:59]  I'm not a fucking comedian, you asshole.
[03:04:02]  All right, I'm not a goddamn comedian.
[03:04:03]  What the fuck are you going?
[03:04:04]  You're my favorite comedian.
[03:04:05]  What am I fucking sitting over here fucking cracking jokes to you people, huh?
[03:04:11]  Fucking idiot.
[03:04:12]  Am I cracking jokes?
[03:04:13]  Huh?
[03:04:13]  Am I like fucking, you know, like Rodney Dangerville?
[03:04:16]  Hey, how you doing?
[03:04:17]  I got no respect.
[03:04:17]  You know what I'm talking about?
[03:04:18]  Hey, you know what I'm talking about?
[03:04:20]  Hey, you know, I learned a long time ago that a good woman is like a good bar, huh?
[03:04:25]  A good woman is like a good bar.
[03:04:28]  You got liquor in the front and you poke her in the back, huh?
[03:04:31]  Oh, am I telling jokes to you people?
[03:04:35]  Huh?
[03:04:35]  I'm not.
[03:04:37]  Just shut up, all right.
[03:04:39]  Just shut your goddamn ass, all right?
[03:04:41]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:04:43]  Generation next.
[03:04:45]  Game on, get your game on.
[03:04:46]  Come on, y'all.
[03:04:47]  Better play your cards on the winner this fight.
[03:04:52]  Let's not go Yu-Gi-Oh! man.
[03:04:53]  I've got a fucking deck that is so offensive.
[03:04:56]  It's pure offensive deck.
[03:04:59]  I will own your ass.
[03:05:00]  Let's not go there, all right?
[03:05:02]  Let's not go there.
[03:05:03]  Wait a minute.
[03:05:03]  We got another one by Will Walsh.
[03:05:06]  Are you shitting me?
[03:05:07]  Will Walsh again?
[03:05:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:05:12]  All right, let's play another one.
[03:05:14]  Let's play another 15-bucker by Will Walsh over here, even though he said I was crying like a baby.
[03:05:20]  What are you saying now, Will Walsh, you piece of shit?
[03:05:23]  What are you saying now?
[03:05:25]  What is this?
[03:05:26]  Oh, no.
[03:05:29]  What is this?
[03:05:31]  What the hell is this?
[03:05:35]  Oh, my God, no.
[03:05:37]  I don't even know if I could show this.
[03:05:40]  Will Walsh, is this what you do to women?
[03:05:42]  Huh?
[03:05:43]  Is this what you do to women?
[03:05:45]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:05:46]  What is this?
[03:05:47]  Is it what you do, Will Walsh?
[03:05:53]  What the hell?
[03:05:54]  Are you ready?
[03:05:56]  This dude.
[03:06:00]  What the hell is this?
[03:06:03]  Six.
[03:06:04]  Oh, my God.
[03:06:05]  What the hell is this?
[03:06:06]  Four!
[03:06:08]  Three!
[03:06:09]  Two!
[03:06:12]  Whoa!
[03:06:12]  What the hell?
[03:06:14]  That's the husband!
[03:06:20]  Oh, no!

=== Alien Rape Clip (04:19) ===

[03:06:21]  Oh, no!
[03:06:21]  Alien rape!
[03:06:23]  No!
[03:06:24]  Alien rape!
[03:06:25]  No!
[03:06:26]  Turn this off!
[03:06:27]  Turn this off!
[03:06:29]  I mean, Will Walsh, are you truly fucking Jamie Williamson?
[03:06:32]  That's something that Jamie Williamson would be donating for Christ's sake, man.
[03:06:36]  Fucking alien rape.
[03:06:39]  Alien rape, really, asshole?
[03:06:43]  Jesus Christ.
[03:06:45]  Fucking donated alien rape, dude.
[03:06:47]  That's fucking gross.
[03:06:48]  That's disgusting, man.
[03:06:50]  That's just gross.
[03:06:52]  Look like he had a bunch of fucking bad case of herpes on his goddamn chest there, for Christ's sake.
[03:06:58]  Oh, my God.
[03:06:59]  All right, let me move on, folks, because we got a lot of these 15 buckers that we have to do.
[03:07:05]  And once again, all you got to do is donate 15 bucks and then add a YouTube link.
[03:07:10]  And that'll obligate me to watch your fucking YouTube video as sick as it is, dude.
[03:07:16]  I mean, these are getting sicker and sicker by the damn day.
[03:07:21]  All right, who else do we have here?
[03:07:22]  We got Obi-Wan Kenobi.
[03:07:25]  Obi-Wan Kenobi who requested this next 15 bucker.
[03:07:28]  What the hell is this, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
[03:07:30]  What is this?
[03:07:32]  What is this, Obi-Wan?
[03:07:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:07:34]  Are you kidding me?
[03:07:36]  I got a fucking, I got to see an ad.
[03:07:39]  I got to see an ad for this.
[03:07:41]  What is this, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
[03:07:45]  I can't even skip it.
[03:07:46]  It's a 15-second ad for fucking Toy Story 4.
[03:07:50]  I wonder how many adults are going to be in the movie theaters watching Toy Story 4 for Christ's sake.
[03:07:55]  Hey, ghost, your Uber ride is here.
[03:07:58]  My Uber ride, I'm fucking, I don't take Uber, you idiot.
[03:08:01]  All right.
[03:08:02]  Here, let's go ahead and take a look at Obi-Wan Kenobi.
[03:08:05]  Hold on, let me make sure that this isn't some sick, disgusting, you know, butt sex corn cob up the ass or something.
[03:08:12]  All right, here it is.
[03:08:13]  All right, here it is.
[03:08:15]  All right.
[03:08:16]  Here is the 15 bucker by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
[03:08:19]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:08:20]  is this and why did they look i i hate to i'm not making a big deal about it but why do they put samuel l jackson in this position I think Samuel L. Jackson is one of the most overrated actors of all time.
[03:08:35]  Okay.
[03:08:35]  Okay, great.
[03:08:36]  He played a decent part on pulp fiction.
[03:08:39]  What else?
[03:08:41]  You know that this guy smoked crack during most of his goddamn acting jobs.
[03:08:47]  Do you know that?
[03:08:48]  He would go fucking smoke a crack rock and then go play, you know, the pulp fiction character.
[03:08:53]  I'm not even joking.
[03:08:54]  He's a crack addict.
[03:08:56]  Go ahead and play it for fuck's sake.
[03:09:00]  Master Wooden do.
[03:09:01]  I take it, General Green.
[03:09:03]  Yeah, you got any crack?
[03:09:05]  I must say you're here sooner than expected.
[03:09:07]  Give me some crack.
[03:09:09]  Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor.
[03:09:16]  The Senate will decide.
[03:09:20]  The Senate?
[03:09:21]  Yet All right I'm sure he still got crack.
[03:09:50]  I'm sure he was still cracked up.
[03:09:51]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:09:52]  I'm not a big Samuel L. Jackson fan, dude.
[03:09:54]  I'm sorry.
[03:09:56]  Overrated.
[03:09:57]  Overrated crack addict, as far as I'm concerned.
[03:09:59]  All right.
[03:10:00]  And you can tell him I said that.
[03:10:02]  Overrated crack addict, boy.
[03:10:05]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:10:07]  Hello there.
[03:10:08]  General Kenobi.
[03:10:10]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[03:10:12]  What are you talking about there, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[03:10:15]  The hell are you talking about?
[03:10:18]  Anyway, this one right here was by Belucifer.
[03:10:21]  All right.
[03:10:21]  Belucifer said that have Weena one actual do what I just said, which was go into his closet, strip himself from his clothes, come out naked, put his wee wee between his legs, look into a full-length mirror to see how he'd look as a woman, and just come out already.

=== Crack Addict Roast (11:35) ===

[03:10:41]  All right, Weena, just come out.
[03:10:43]  You're a homo.
[03:10:43]  We get it.
[03:10:44]  All right, there's nothing wrong with that.
[03:10:45]  All right, anyway, let's get what Belucifer requested.
[03:10:49]  Belucifer donated a 25 bucker.
[03:10:51]  Cheers to Blucifer for this one right here.
[03:10:55]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[03:10:58]  Oh, no.
[03:10:59]  No, you didn't, Blucifer.
[03:11:03]  Before I play this song, I probably get copyright struck from it, but it's funny.
[03:11:08]  And not to mention, Blucifer donated $25 for this to be played.
[03:11:12]  I would like Weena to open up his ears, clean the crustaceans out of there.
[03:11:18]  And let me take a sip of this drink because you couldn't get any more of a gay song than this one right here.
[03:11:26]  And let me just go ahead and give it its credit.
[03:11:29]  Frankie Ghost to Hollywood, relax.
[03:11:33]  Uh-oh, I'm sure a lot of your assholes puckered when you heard that song.
[03:11:43]  Give me some drink.
[03:11:47]  All right.
[03:11:50]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[03:11:51]  And hey, Blucifer requested this for Weena.
[03:11:55]  So, Weena, go ahead and start fruiting up.
[03:11:57]  Go ahead and do it.
[03:11:58]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[03:12:00]  Uh-oh.
[03:12:02]  Oh, put the PC shot on.
[03:12:03]  Hillary.
[03:12:04]  Uh-huh.
[03:12:08]  Uh-huh.
[03:12:12]  Uh.
[03:12:13]  Uh.
[03:12:14]  And believe it or not, I'll tell you what he's talking about in this song here in just a second.
[03:12:19]  And by the way, the lead singer of this song has these.
[03:12:24]  Just FYI.
[03:12:26]  Relax, go to rest.
[03:12:29]  When you want to go to rest.
[03:12:31]  Relax, go to rest.
[03:12:33]  When you want to rest.
[03:12:34]  Where you want to come.
[03:12:36]  Don't you rest.
[03:12:37]  When you want to start to ask.
[03:12:39]  Relax, don't you rest.
[03:12:42]  Where you want to come?
[03:12:45]  Yes, he really means it.
[03:12:47]  Where you want to come.
[03:12:48]  Where you want to come.
[03:12:51]  He really means it.
[03:12:53]  Go to ass.
[03:12:54]  When you want to go to hell.
[03:12:56]  Relax.
[03:12:57]  Go to it.
[03:12:58]  Where you want to come?
[03:13:00]  Relax.
[03:13:07]  When you wanna jump Listen to me.
[03:13:14]  He's like, that's enough.
[03:13:18]  That's enough.
[03:13:19]  All right.
[03:13:19]  We get it.
[03:13:21]  Where do you want to come?
[03:13:23]  He really means that.
[03:13:24]  And by the way, that lead singer has the AIDS.
[03:13:27]  FYI, not say anything bad about it, but sexual promiscuousness, you know, it has its consequences, okay?
[03:13:37]  Now, had Frankie Ghost Hollywood put a condom on it, maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't have the AIDS.
[03:13:45]  I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:13:49]  I mean, why can't many of these LGBTQ, specifically in the gay community, why can't they be safe?
[03:13:59]  Why?
[03:14:00]  I'm just asking.
[03:14:00]  That's a fucking question.
[03:14:02]  Why?
[03:14:03]  Why, why, why?
[03:14:06]  All right, let me get to this next one for Christ's sake.
[03:14:08]  Where do you want to come?
[03:14:11]  Let's go to Geno X1987.
[03:14:14]  Now, I know that GenoX1987 is a little bit of a fruiter, so I can only imagine what the hell this is.
[03:14:20]  What the hell did you request there?
[03:14:22]  Oh, no.
[03:14:24]  Oh, no.
[03:14:27]  I know what you're doing, Geno X1987.
[03:14:30]  You're trying to make me look like an idiot for coming down here to San Antonio.
[03:14:33]  And let me tell you, maybe I am.
[03:14:35]  All right.
[03:14:36]  Maybe I am a little bit.
[03:14:37]  But to post a video like this and make me play it on my goddamn broadcast, I know what you're trying to do, you son of a bitch.
[03:14:45]  All right.
[03:14:47]  Jesus Christ.
[03:14:48]  Give me my fucking beer.
[03:14:49]  I got to take a drink before I view this damn video.
[03:14:53]  And for those that don't know, what you're about to see here is some goddamn fight in a Taco Bell out here in San Antonio.
[03:15:01]  And I think what Geno X1987 is trying to do is try to make me look like an idiot for moving out here by showing this shit.
[03:15:09]  All right?
[03:15:10]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:15:12]  Happy Pride Month, Ghost.
[03:15:14]  Yeah, Happy Pride Month.
[03:15:15]  All right.
[03:15:15]  Happy Pride Month for Christ's sake.
[03:15:17]  me get some beer for christ's sake all right Let's get to the fight.
[03:15:28]  This is requested by GenoX1987.
[03:15:31]  Now, let me give you some context to this, okay?
[03:15:37]  Look, you know what?
[03:15:38]  You don't even need any context.
[03:15:40]  Let's just go ahead and take a look at this fight.
[03:15:41]  All right.
[03:15:42]  Here it is.
[03:15:43]  Classic San Antonio cordial cordial methods of communicating with one another in this city.
[03:15:53]  Here it is.
[03:15:54]  Taco Bell fight.
[03:15:55]  Take a look.
[03:15:59]  Look, that's the teeth.
[03:16:00]  That's the teeth.
[03:16:06]  F**k y'all! Nooo! Nooo! Fuck!
[03:16:13]  Hold up, Beth.
[03:16:15]  That's your mom now.
[03:16:17]  Stop.
[03:16:18]  Somebody get their mom, dude.
[03:16:20]  She's behind the counter.
[03:16:22]  This manager is legal to slap her in the mouth.
[03:16:25]  Your mom's about to get knocked out.
[03:16:28]  Go get you.
[03:16:28]  Go get your mom and take your car.
[03:16:32]  Go ahead.
[03:16:33]  Go ahead.
[03:16:33]  Go ahead and squat.
[03:16:34]  Shut your ass up.
[03:16:35]  Fucking tiny ass little bitch.
[03:16:36]  Oh, yeah.
[03:16:37]  Look at this.
[03:16:38]  This manager's stepping up, bro.
[03:16:40]  Hey, fuck you down here.
[03:16:42]  Let me tell you something, dude.
[03:16:43]  You don't want to mess with Mexicans, dude.
[03:16:45]  They really don't care.
[03:16:46]  As you can see, both sides of this issue are of the Hispanic persuasion.
[03:16:51]  All right, I can't tell you what variant of Hispanic, but they're of the Hispanic persuasion, and none of them are giving a flying fuck.
[03:16:57]  So, just giving you FYI here, let's go ahead.
[03:17:05]  Hell yeah.
[03:17:08]  Oh, you're taking off his shirt.
[03:17:10]  Oh, man, he's showing off the tattoos.
[03:17:14]  He's showing off the tattoos, dude.
[03:17:17]  Pussy, I'm over here.
[03:17:19]  Stop saying I'm not.
[03:17:21]  Oh, shit.
[03:17:23]  Don't wait.
[03:17:24]  Bitch, you're gonna walk out and cut the fuck up.
[03:17:27]  Yeah, this is San Antonio, dude.
[03:17:29]  I have to say it.
[03:17:30]  This is San Antonio for your ass.
[03:17:33]  Go ahead, bitch.
[03:17:33]  Yes, it's okay, Margaret.
[03:17:34]  Go ahead, bitch.
[03:17:35]  I'm gonna fuck.
[03:17:36]  You're that bitch.
[03:17:38]  Go ahead, Nafeta.
[03:17:40]  Shut up, you stupid.
[03:17:42]  Hell yeah, walk out of here, man.
[03:17:44]  Hell yeah.
[03:17:44]  Hey, that's who my favourite.
[03:17:46]  You're gonna walk out of here.
[03:17:47]  This bitch has got a spatula in her hand.
[03:17:49]  You're gonna walk out of here with the big old gas for your face.
[03:17:52]  It ain't worth it.
[03:17:53]  It ain't worth it.
[03:17:53]  Hey, that's who not better.
[03:17:54]  Man, you work for shit, man.
[03:17:56]  Hey, that's who not fed up.
[03:17:57]  It ain't worth it.
[03:17:57]  Get out of here.
[03:17:58]  Come on, don't fucking.
[03:17:59]  Don't put me on the internet.
[03:18:00]  You don't have my permission.
[03:18:01]  Don't worry.
[03:18:02]  I think that's a little late there, bro.
[03:18:04]  One of them do something crazy.
[03:18:06]  Is Asho in here?
[03:18:07]  It's probably Asho's brother or something.
[03:18:09]  This is Asho's family.
[03:18:10]  Hell yeah.
[03:18:11]  Hell yeah, bitch.
[03:18:11]  I don't get that for nothing.
[03:18:13]  Hell yeah.
[03:18:15]  I want to reiterate, okay?
[03:18:17]  For all those that are claiming that I'm a bad influence on Asho, this is probably Asho's family, dude.
[03:18:23]  Okay?
[03:18:24]  This is probably what Asho grew up with.
[03:18:27]  And you know what?
[03:18:28]  He's going to blame me because he's chugging surveys.
[03:18:31]  Get the hell out of here.
[03:18:33]  I don't get that for nothing.
[03:18:34]  I don't get that for nothing.
[03:18:35]  Santa Muerte, bitch.
[03:18:37]  I don't get that for nothing.
[03:18:38]  Yeah, I don't get that for nothing.
[03:18:40]  Do we got a translator?
[03:18:42]  Fuck yeah.
[03:18:43]  We need a translator.
[03:18:46]  I don't get these fucking for nothing, please.
[03:18:48]  For real.
[03:18:48]  I feel sorry.
[03:18:49]  Straight up.
[03:18:51]  I feel sorry.
[03:18:51]  Straight up.
[03:18:51]  I'll have to fight for you.
[03:18:53]  I feel sorry.
[03:18:56]  I'm going to defend myself.
[03:18:57]  I'm going to defend myself.
[03:18:58]  You got me fucked up.
[03:18:59]  You are behind the counter, you dumb broad.
[03:19:03]  He has every legal right to, you know, take something and bash your head in.
[03:19:06]  You're scared, bro.
[03:19:08]  You're scared.
[03:19:09]  You're scared.
[03:19:11]  Go ahead, son.
[03:19:13]  I'll go this guy.
[03:19:14]  You said it to yourself.
[03:19:15]  I'm going to defend myself.
[03:19:18]  Shut up, pussy.
[03:19:18]  I'm not here.
[03:19:19]  Shut up, pussy.
[03:19:20]  Come around.
[03:19:20]  I'm not here.
[03:19:21]  I'm not here.
[03:19:22]  Oh, here comes the 17-year-old little prick.
[03:19:26]  This is his mother, dude.
[03:19:28]  This bitch with the yellow shirt is his mother.
[03:19:31]  Okay?
[03:19:34]  Shut the fucking mouth.
[03:19:36]  You're not the guy.
[03:19:46]  Are we going to see any more action?
[03:19:48]  I want to see some more ass beating.
[03:19:49]  Is this it?
[03:19:50]  Y'all get ready?
[03:19:51]  Yes, you get ready.
[03:19:52]  You already got ready.
[03:19:53]  Y'all get ready.
[03:19:54]  No!
[03:19:55]  I want to see a climax.
[03:19:57]  I want to see somebody leave with bleeding.
[03:19:59]  I want them on the floor on a bowl of their own blood and piss.
[03:20:03]  What happened?
[03:20:05]  She was not supposed to be here.
[03:20:06]  Neither one of them.
[03:20:07]  Uh-oh.
[03:20:07]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:20:08]  We got a copper?
[03:20:08]  I'm the manager.
[03:20:13]  She's here for the money.
[03:20:15]  There it is.
[03:20:16]  You're behind the counter, you dumb broad.
[03:20:21]  I'll just speak up.
[03:20:24]  Oh, my God.
[03:20:24]  She got arrested, dude.
[03:20:25]  I am the manager.
[03:20:26]  I'm the assistant manager.
[03:20:27]  It was here.
[03:20:28]  All right, we're here.
[03:20:30]  We're here.
[03:20:33]  Oh, man.
[03:20:33]  That's what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.
[03:20:38]  Somebody give him a chance.
[03:20:40]  I hope this 17-year-old kid.
[03:20:41]  The cameras have everything, man.
[03:20:44]  Cameras have everything.
[03:20:45]  Cameras have everything.
[03:20:46]  Is this her back?
[03:20:47]  Yeah.
[03:20:48]  Just leaving here?
[03:20:49]  All right.
[03:20:50]  All right.
[03:20:50]  The coppers got her.
[03:20:51]  Thank God, dude.
[03:20:52]  Thank God.
[03:20:54]  And to think that she's showing her 17-year-old kid how to act this way.
[03:20:59]  All right.
[03:21:00]  I just.
[03:21:02]  What a joke.
[03:21:03]  All right.
[03:21:04]  And yeah, that guy was the manager.
[03:21:06]  That guy that took his shirt off and said, Ordele Holmes.
[03:21:08]  That dude was the manager.
[03:21:10]  All right.
[03:21:11]  I'm telling you, in San Antonio, if you go to any kind of fast food joint, I'm surprised that son of a bitch didn't have tattoos on his face.
[03:21:20]  All right?
[03:21:22]  Let's hope there's some police brutality.
[03:21:25]  I don't think there was.
[03:21:27]  There's not much left in the video.
[03:21:29]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:21:30]  Let's see.
[03:21:30]  Hold on.
[03:21:31]  Okay, we'll see it.
[03:21:32]  We'll see the rest of it.
[03:21:33]  Dark me magician girl.
[03:21:35]  We'll see the rest of it.
[03:21:36]  Go ahead.
[03:21:36]  Let's see the rest.
[03:21:41]  I don't think there's any kind of police brutality.
[03:21:43]  She's the initiator of the aggression.
[03:21:48]  Uh-oh.
[03:21:50]  She's looking like she's having a problem outside.
[03:21:52]  There it is.
[03:21:52]  She's having a problem.
[03:21:53]  Oh!
[03:21:56]  Oh, what is that?
[03:21:57]  Her kid?
[03:21:59]  Yeah, it's her kid.
[03:22:00]  Her 17-year-old son just got arrested, too.
[03:22:04]  So you see what you did, mom?
[03:22:08]  Thanks a lot, mom.
[03:22:11]  Does she need her stuff?
[03:22:15]  Oh, that's great.

=== Police Brutality Hope (15:14) ===

[03:22:17]  Did you see that for Christ's sake?
[03:22:18]  Miss Broad got her kid busted because keeping it real, huh?
[03:22:23]  No, fuck that motherfucker.
[03:22:25]  I'm going to keep it real, motherfucker.
[03:22:26]  I'm going to keep it real.
[03:22:27]  Well, keeping it real.
[03:22:28]  There you go, boy.
[03:22:30]  All right.
[03:22:31]  There you go.
[03:22:31]  That's what keeping it real goes wrong.
[03:22:34]  All right.
[03:22:35]  All right.
[03:22:36]  That was pretty funny.
[03:22:37]  No, it was a little funny.
[03:22:38]  A little violent, obviously.
[03:22:40]  But, you know, come on, man.
[03:22:42]  It's a little funny, dude.
[03:22:45]  Just a little bit.
[03:22:47]  Just a little bit, dude.
[03:22:50]  All right.
[03:22:51]  Let's move on.
[03:22:52]  Here we go.
[03:22:52]  We got Captain Desi.
[03:22:54]  I'm not even sure if this is the real Captain Desi, okay?
[03:22:58]  But somebody by the name of Captain Dessey requested this 15 bucker.
[03:23:02]  I'm not too sure if it is.
[03:23:04]  I know that the 25 bucker that was put forth was Captain Desi.
[03:23:08]  I'm not too sure if this is.
[03:23:09]  Okay, so let's see what video this.
[03:23:12]  Ah, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:23:14]  I know this wasn't Captain Dessey.
[03:23:16]  I knew it was one of you fucking trolls, man.
[03:23:20]  I knew it was one of you fucking trolls, man.
[03:23:29]  Anyway, look, even though somebody named Captain Dessie requested this 15-bucker, I want to reiterate, this is not Captain Dessie.
[03:23:38]  This is obviously some sick-ass troll.
[03:23:41]  So let's just go ahead and play it.
[03:23:43]  This looks, let's just put it this way.
[03:23:46]  This accommodates Pride Month, okay?
[03:23:48]  Now, before I play it, because it looks rather vulgar, okay?
[03:23:54]  I'm going to take the last sip of this beer, and then I'm going to get another beer, and then we're going to play this, okay?
[03:23:59]  Because this is definitely applicable to Pride Month, okay?
[03:24:04]  Let me go ahead and chug this beer.
[03:24:10]  All right.
[03:24:11]  Now you know what time it is, baby.
[03:24:13]  It's time for more beer.
[03:24:19]  That's right, folks.
[03:24:21]  More beer in the house.
[03:24:24]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[03:24:26]  Oh, yeah.
[03:24:27]  And you know what?
[03:24:28]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:24:29]  I haven't drank as much as I'd like to.
[03:24:33]  I haven't drank as much as I like.
[03:24:34]  It's Friday, dude.
[03:24:35]  It's Bowler Friday.
[03:24:36]  And for you folks that are new to the broadcast and you're not familiar with what Baller Friday is, that's that day of the week where us capitalists, we look back upon the week's wages, upon the week's capital, upon the week's success, and we bask in our success, baby.
[03:24:53]  Do you understand that?
[03:24:54]  We bask in our success.
[03:24:58]  So I want to say Happy Baller Friday to everybody out there.
[03:25:01]  All right.
[03:25:01]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[03:25:05]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:25:06]  This is requested by a fake Captain Dessey.
[03:25:10]  This looks like a game.
[03:25:11]  This is a fucking gameplay.
[03:25:13]  What is this?
[03:25:15]  Oh, look who it is.
[03:25:16]  My favorite boy.
[03:25:17]  Is what's his name going to appear over here?
[03:25:20]  What?
[03:25:22]  Oh, honey.
[03:25:23]  He knows what we into.
[03:25:25]  What?
[03:25:25]  With you always.
[03:25:26]  Hey, everyone, welcome back to the storm.
[03:25:28]  Today, we're going to be.
[03:25:29]  Morning Dew Farms, a gay farm.
[03:25:31]  A gay farming game.
[03:25:33]  Farming game.
[03:25:34]  Farmville could never.
[03:25:35]  A gay farming game?
[03:25:37]  Trust an incubus.
[03:25:38]  They emailed me, sent me a copy of this demo.
[03:25:41]  Oh, my God.
[03:25:43]  These are actual games, dude.
[03:25:48]  All right, I don't want to hear your fruit boys.
[03:25:50]  Can we get to the game?
[03:25:53]  I moved to my granddaddy's old farm.
[03:25:55]  We're making all my own.
[03:25:56]  Oh, good God.
[03:25:57]  Of course, got one buckle and died.
[03:25:59]  Oh, my God.
[03:26:01]  And where did they get the model for this animation, huh?
[03:26:05]  Where do they get the model for this?
[03:26:07]  Zach Efron, play it.
[03:26:09]  What else is Neil?
[03:26:10]  This place is really run down.
[03:26:12]  Oh, we just got so much work to do going on.
[03:26:14]  What is this?
[03:26:14]  Ram Ranch?
[03:26:15]  This is the beginning of Ram Ranch?
[03:26:17]  He's going to take a long time to get it.
[03:26:19]  18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
[03:26:22]  Oh, there's a broad.
[03:26:24]  Oh, it's a sister.
[03:26:25]  Girl, Bat.
[03:26:26]  She's got like a double.
[03:26:26]  It's a sister.
[03:26:27]  Like, what?
[03:26:28]  What am I doing here?
[03:26:29]  Oh, yeah.
[03:26:30]  Our big sister lives right next door.
[03:26:31]  I'm sure we'll...
[03:26:32]  Oh, God.
[03:26:33]  I don't want her so much to do.
[03:26:34]  And are these gays actually planned?
[03:26:37]  I mean, you can tell by the feminine vernacular.
[03:26:41]  Oh, not your cooking, sweetie.
[03:26:43]  Are you inviting any other eligible bachelors?
[03:26:45]  Look at our sister's powdery face.
[03:26:46]  God, dude, shut up with a gay commentary.
[03:26:49]  Can we just go on with the game here?
[03:26:53]  Can we just get to the damn game?
[03:26:55]  What's the game?
[03:26:56]  Okay, you hear your bitch-ass sister talk.
[03:26:58]  What else?
[03:26:59]  Of course, right behind you.
[03:27:01]  What kind of house is this?
[03:27:02]  What?
[03:27:03]  The whole family lives in this?
[03:27:04]  What is this?
[03:27:04]  The Ozarks?
[03:27:06]  Hey, what do you got a fucking carnival in the middle?
[03:27:08]  What is this shit?
[03:27:10]  Ooh, okay, sis.
[03:27:12]  I see you.
[03:27:13]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:27:14]  Thirsty for that.
[03:27:15]  That counterboy.
[03:27:16]  Don't worry.
[03:27:16]  He's probably more into me.
[03:27:18]  All right, can we move on, please?
[03:27:19]  I mean, what is this?
[03:27:21]  Like, we didn't even buckle this.
[03:27:23]  We're just like, hmm, no, it's just our sister.
[03:27:25]  Why do we care?
[03:27:26]  I mean, no shit.
[03:27:27]  He's not buckling his damn overalls.
[03:27:30]  Long live the OPK.
[03:27:32]  In remembrance of radio graffiti.
[03:27:34]  Blink here.
[03:27:35]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[03:27:37]  There's so many gay bachelors.
[03:27:38]  God, we're gonna.
[03:27:39]  Oh, geez, another gay bachelor?
[03:27:41]  Where?
[03:27:43]  Where?
[03:27:44]  Okay, wow.
[03:27:45]  There's the gay bachelor.
[03:27:47]  Wait a minute.
[03:27:48]  Hold on.
[03:27:49]  Pause this.
[03:27:50]  What kind of ethnically ambiguous shit is this?
[03:27:53]  Oh, his name is Sanjay, so he's an Indian.
[03:27:56]  I get it.
[03:27:57]  Okay, he's an Indian.
[03:27:58]  What the fuck is an Indian doing at a farm in the middle of nowhere?
[03:28:01]  Huh?
[03:28:02]  With a gold-ass chain like that?
[03:28:03]  What are you doing?
[03:28:04]  I want to invest in your farm.
[03:28:06]  And I want to make sure that I am the guru.
[03:28:09]  And I want to make sure that it is good, karma.
[03:28:12]  I want to make sure that it's good karma.
[03:28:14]  What the fuck else?
[03:28:15]  I didn't think our sister sold it to us.
[03:28:17]  I thought we didn't sell it.
[03:28:19]  I'm Sissy's brother.
[03:28:20]  Yeah, I'm her bro.
[03:28:22]  Oh Jesus, can we get to the fucking, what's the point of this game?
[03:28:26]  Oh, here.
[03:28:27]  Here it is, here it is, here it is, wait a minute, the ba- Bathhouse is open, so I'll start heading up to oh fuck for fuck.
[03:28:38]  There's a bathhouse in old country farmland out here.
[03:28:42]  I mean, what the fuck kind of realism is that?
[03:28:45]  Are you shitting me?
[03:28:46]  I'm gonna go to the bathhouse.
[03:28:49]  Time to go to the bathhouse.
[03:28:51]  Play it.
[03:28:51]  What the fuck is that?
[03:28:52]  The bathhouse.
[03:28:53]  Oh my god, I was like, what's the bathhouse?
[03:28:56]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:28:56]  I can already see what's going on here.
[03:28:58]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:59]  Oh, no.
[03:29:02]  Of course.
[03:29:03]  This is the bathhouse.
[03:29:04]  Already.
[03:29:04]  Oh, my God.
[03:29:05]  This is the bathhouse.
[03:29:08]  I just love that it happens to be the same.
[03:29:10]  The two people we've met.
[03:29:11]  We could do both.
[03:29:12]  Oh, my.
[03:29:14]  We could just watch, but like, that's creepy.
[03:29:16]  A fucking bath.
[03:29:17]  Fool around with.
[03:29:18]  Hold on, wait, hold on.
[03:29:23]  Wait a minute.
[03:29:24]  Go back.
[03:29:25]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:29:27]  Hold on.
[03:29:27]  What does it say?
[03:29:27]  It gives you a choice.
[03:29:29]  It gives you a fucking choice.
[03:29:31]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:29:31]  What do we play?
[03:29:32]  Play this shit.
[03:29:33]  The two people with the shit.
[03:29:34]  It gives you a fucking choice.
[03:29:35]  Hold on.
[03:29:39]  Like you're in the bathhouse.
[03:29:41]  Signal butch, signal rusty.
[03:29:44]  Watch them while you wax your carrot or fool around with them both or leave the bath.
[03:29:52]  What is this?
[03:29:52]  The fucking Dungeons and Dragons of fucking gay games?
[03:29:57]  What the fuck is this shit?
[03:29:58]  Play it.
[03:29:59]  You gotta be shitting me.
[03:30:01]  We could just watch, but like, that's creepy.
[03:30:02]  Like, we should join.
[03:30:03]  I say we go.
[03:30:04]  Of course, you're gay.
[03:30:05]  You're gonna join.
[03:30:06]  You got P-Rep, right?
[03:30:07]  You got your P-Rep.
[03:30:08]  You got your latest, your latest version of P-Rep in the house.
[03:30:15]  So what's going on?
[03:30:16]  You're just sitting there?
[03:30:16]  You're just standing there?
[03:30:17]  What's the whoa?
[03:30:19]  Okay, sir.
[03:30:20]  What did you want us to do, Cody?
[03:30:22]  Whatever he wants.
[03:30:23]  Get that ass over here, boy.
[03:30:25]  Okay, Rusty.
[03:30:26]  I got the best of both worlds.
[03:30:28]  Oh, no.
[03:30:30]  All right.
[03:30:31]  All right.
[03:30:31]  We get it.
[03:30:32]  We get this.
[03:30:33]  Fuck.
[03:30:33]  This is fucking disgusting.
[03:30:35]  Look at this.
[03:30:39]  All right.
[03:30:39]  Take it off.
[03:30:40]  Take it the fuck off for Christ's sake.
[03:30:42]  This is an actual game.
[03:30:44]  All right.
[03:30:45]  People are playing this shit.
[03:30:48]  A homosexual farm game where there's a bathhouse out there in the Ozarks.
[03:30:53]  Is that for real?
[03:30:55]  Do they really have like gay bathhouses in the Ozarks and out there in the farmlands and shit?
[03:30:59]  Are you shitting me?
[03:31:02]  Oh my God.
[03:31:03]  I've seen it all now, dude.
[03:31:04]  I've seen it all.
[03:31:06]  And of course, you trolls, you're showing it to me, huh?
[03:31:09]  You're showing it to me.
[03:31:10]  And of course, I wasn't fucking the real fucking Captain Dessey for Christ's sake.
[03:31:18]  That was fucking disturbing.
[03:31:20]  And wait a minute.
[03:31:21]  Somebody says that I should play it through on my stream.
[03:31:24]  You want me to play games like that for Christ's sake?
[03:31:27]  I can't stream it, dude.
[03:31:29]  I'd have to play it and like blur out that shit.
[03:31:32]  I'd have to blur out all that crap.
[03:31:35]  I can't play.
[03:31:36]  That's disgusting.
[03:31:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:31:40]  I need to blow my nose after that for Christ's sake.
[03:31:43]  I'm not even joking.
[03:31:44]  I mean, I was so disgusted that the pressure, like a blood pressure, it just like went to my face and fucking in my nose for Christ's sake.
[03:31:52]  Now I got all kinds of mucus.
[03:31:54]  Come here.
[03:31:54]  Give me the fucking.
[03:31:55]  give me the shit.
[03:32:01]  And it probably didn't help that I was fucking sitting in, in the open fucking elements because of the goddamn fucking power outage that I had the whole night for Christ's sake.
[03:32:17]  Fucking hell, man.
[03:32:20]  And shut up about Juno's or any of that shit.
[03:32:24]  Shut up about that shit already.
[03:32:26]  I'm tired of you people trying to be anti-Semitic for Christ's sake.
[03:32:30]  All right, what else is this?
[03:32:31]  What else do we have here?
[03:32:33]  We got Goblin Coin.
[03:32:34]  All right.
[03:32:35]  Goblin Coin requested this 15 bucker.
[03:32:37]  I really can't believe that gay game, dude.
[03:32:39]  I can't believe it, dude.
[03:32:41]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[03:32:46]  Goblin coin.
[03:32:48]  You making reference that I'm some kind of a fucking shekel goblin.
[03:32:51]  Is that it?
[03:32:52]  I'm some kind of an overgrown shekel goblin.
[03:32:54]  That's what you fucking idiots always say, for Christ's sake.
[03:32:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:32:59]  Just play it.
[03:33:00]  Goblin Coin requested this 15-bucker.
[03:33:07]  Let's play it.
[03:33:09]  They're killing Shekel goblins?
[03:33:11]  Is that what you're referring to here?
[03:33:15]  You're killing Shecky-Goblins!
[03:33:19]  Go Goose!
[03:33:27]  You're trying to call me a fucking shekel goblin.
[03:33:30]  I'm not a damn shekel goblin.
[03:33:35]  Of course it has to be some anime little girl in the midst of everything.
[03:33:39]  It's always got to be some 12-year-old anime little girl in the midst of everything, you fucking sick cartoon fetish assholes.
[03:33:47]  All the fucking time, dude.
[03:33:49]  All the damn time.
[03:33:52]  Jesus Christ.
[03:33:54]  Who else do we have?
[03:33:55]  got the next one it's called oh wait a minute The next one that's been requested.
[03:34:00]  It's been requested by somebody by the name of For Pride Month.
[03:34:04]  For Pride Month requested this next video for 15 buckers.
[03:34:09]  What is this?
[03:34:10]  Hold on.
[03:34:11]  Play this.
[03:34:11]  Hold on.
[03:34:12]  Before we get to this, what is this?
[03:34:15]  Somebody said this is for Pride Month.
[03:34:18]  For Pride Month requested this.
[03:34:20]  What is this?
[03:34:21]  Old Opie and Anthony?
[03:34:22]  For Christ's sake?
[03:34:23]  Play it.
[03:34:23]  Play this shit.
[03:34:24]  What is this?
[03:34:24]  Ladies and gentlemen, this is homo number one.
[03:34:29]  Homo number one?
[03:34:34]  Homo number one.
[03:34:35]  Oh, no.
[03:34:36]  Don't tell me.
[03:34:38]  Don't tell me they did something with the Mambo numbers.
[03:34:40]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[03:34:42]  Be a faggot, blow your pants down and show your butt to the men.
[03:34:45]  They're like a hairy ass in the face.
[03:34:48]  OH NOT THE PRIVATED MAN!
[03:34:57]  Oh, dude this is horrible.
[03:35:01]  Flying a lump like cigars in a human door.
[03:35:04]  And I dropped them to my knees on the floor.
[03:35:07]  I spin them around, punk around my lips good.
[03:35:09]  And now I'm going to play the rusty trombone.
[03:35:12]  A little bit of shockboard.
[03:35:12]  Frosty Trump!
[03:35:14]  Oh, no!
[03:35:16]  A little bit of anus is all I need.
[03:35:20]  A little bit of peen is what I see.
[03:35:22]  A little bit of meat between the buns.
[03:35:25]  A little bit of stinky.
[03:35:26]  A little bit of meat between the buns.
[03:35:28]  A little bit of hairy stinking ass.
[03:35:30]  A little bit of fool makes me a fan.
[03:35:33]  All right.
[03:35:34]  A little bit of hairy stinking ass.
[03:35:36]  Dude, that's gross, dude.
[03:35:38]  That's fucking disgusting.
[03:35:40]  A little bit of hairy stinking ass.
[03:35:42]  I mean, that's fucking disgusting, man.
[03:35:45]  Oh, my God.
[03:35:46]  And why does it got to be a hairy stinking ass?
[03:35:49]  Is it because like the hairs, like, they're like a flavor saver of like everything that's ejected out of the asshole?
[03:35:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:35:59]  Like, so that's why it's like a stinking, hairy ass, because, you know, once you pinch a load.
[03:36:04]  Anyway, never mind.
[03:36:05]  All right, let's move on.
[03:36:06]  All right.
[03:36:07]  We got BN King, Mr. BN King in the house.
[03:36:11]  Hey, shut up.
[03:36:12]  Don't say that's gross.
[03:36:13]  I'm asking questions.
[03:36:15]  I'm asking questions here, man.
[03:36:19]  I mean, why the hell did he say that?
[03:36:23]  Sheckler.
[03:36:24]  Look, shut up, asshole.
[03:36:25]  All right.
[03:36:27]  At Sheckler.
[03:36:28]  Listen.
[03:36:29]  What is that?
[03:36:30]  What is that fucking mask that you just tried to spam?
[03:36:32]  What is that mask with the long nose and shit?
[03:36:35]  What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[03:36:39]  Why is it gross?
[03:36:40]  I'm asking questions, dude.
[03:36:42]  I mean, I can't ask a question.
[03:36:47]  Anyway, let's go to Mr. BN King.
[03:36:49]  He donated 25 buckers for this one right here.
[03:36:52]  And let's go ahead and take a look at it.
[03:36:55]  He said it's like an underrated video game.
[03:36:56]  Let's take a look at what the hell he's talking about.
[03:36:59]  This one was requested by Mr. BN King.
[03:37:03]  Wait a minute.
[03:37:03]  Are you kidding me?
[03:37:04]  This is legit.
[03:37:08]  Hey, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on, man.
[03:37:10]  They got Scarface the Game trailer.
[03:37:12]  What is this?
[03:37:13]  I came here on a bolt.
[03:37:17]  Not a dime in my pocket.
[03:37:19]  That's a horrible Tony Montana.
[03:37:24]  I had friends die here.
[03:37:26]  Double-crossed by greed.
[03:37:29]  Who put this thing together?

=== Mr. BN King Video (04:56) ===

[03:37:31]  Me!
[03:37:32]  That's so.
[03:37:33]  He wants to think I have a lot of me.
[03:37:38]  Thanks, I just want to say that.
[03:37:39]  That's a great movie, by the way.
[03:37:41]  You have not seen this movie.
[03:37:42]  But Tony.
[03:37:43]  Watch the movie.
[03:37:44]  Don't die that easy.
[03:37:46]  Shout out to my little friend!
[03:37:50]  First, you get back to pu- Push it to the limit.
[03:37:54]  Then, take back the power.
[03:38:00]  Man, this was in 06.
[03:38:05]  Montana has declared war on everybody in Miami.
[03:38:07]  Then you get revenge.
[03:38:09]  You fuck with me.
[03:38:10]  You're fucking with the best.
[03:38:14]  Fucking cocker.
[03:38:15]  You fucking cockroach!
[03:38:18]  There's a list for you, dude.
[03:38:19]  Come on!
[03:38:19]  Show me what you got!
[03:38:22]  You think you can ditch me?
[03:38:23]  Take him off, America!
[03:38:28]  That's pretty cool, dude.
[03:38:33]  The world is yours.
[03:38:43]  Very interesting game.
[03:38:46]  Very interesting game, dude.
[03:38:47]  You know what, BN King?
[03:38:49]  That's an interesting game.
[03:38:50]  I wouldn't mind playing something like that, man.
[03:38:53]  Especially, you know, it has some ties to Tony Montana, dude.
[03:38:57]  I'm Tony Montana.
[03:38:58]  You fuck with me.
[03:38:59]  You're fucking with the best.
[03:39:01]  I love it, dude.
[03:39:02]  I love it.
[03:39:03]  I'm telling you.
[03:39:04]  And do they have a more modern one?
[03:39:06]  Because that would look like it came out back in 2006, dude.
[03:39:09]  I mean, do they have like a modern one going on somewhere?
[03:39:13]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[03:39:15]  Let's go.
[03:39:15]  Dark Meme Magician Girl requested this next 15 bucker out here.
[03:39:21]  We all know Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[03:39:23]  I mean, who the hell knows what mood she's in?
[03:39:27]  Sometimes she's in a good mood.
[03:39:28]  Sometimes she's in a bad mood.
[03:39:30]  Sometimes she's in a slutty mood.
[03:39:32]  Sometimes she's in a horror mood.
[03:39:33]  Let's see what kind of mood she's in here.
[03:39:35]  What's up, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[03:39:36]  What is this?
[03:39:37]  Ah, Jesus.
[03:39:38]  I got a fucking ad.
[03:39:41]  Wait a minute.
[03:39:41]  An ad?
[03:39:43]  An ad for Aladdin?
[03:39:45]  Wait a minute.
[03:39:46]  Aladdin?
[03:39:48]  And is that a blue Will Smith?
[03:39:50]  Ah, Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:39:54]  A fucking blue Will Smith, for Christ's sake, dude.
[03:39:58]  All right.
[03:39:59]  All right.
[03:39:59]  Enough.
[03:40:00]  Enough.
[03:40:00]  Let's continue going.
[03:40:01]  All right.
[03:40:02]  Fucking Aladdin.
[03:40:04]  All right.
[03:40:04]  What is this, Dark Meme Magician Girl?
[03:40:06]  What the hell did you just request?
[03:40:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:40:09]  What is this?
[03:40:14]  It's fucking Yu-Gi-Oh!
[03:40:17]  It's Yu-Gi-Oh!
[03:40:23]  What is this? Is it?
[03:40:25]  This is like fruit punk, but in Japanese.
[03:40:29]  This is Japanese fruit.
[03:40:32]  Get on the deck.
[03:40:33]  Get on the deck.
[03:40:35]  Get off the deck, baby.
[03:40:39]  Save my colleague.
[03:40:45]  All right, all right.
[03:40:47]  You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[03:40:49]  I'm glad you requested this because I'm telling you this right now.
[03:40:53]  I'm telling you this right now.
[03:40:54]  Now, pause it.
[03:40:55]  I'm telling you this right now, all right?
[03:40:57]  You people that think that you're badass Yu-Gi-Oh! players and you think that you're, you know, got your flexing nuts and all this, I've got a deck that's so offensive.
[03:41:05]  And I'm talking going on the offense because a lot of these Yu-Gi-Oh players, they play defensive-minded.
[03:41:11]  I play offensive and I kick ass.
[03:41:13]  And you know what I do?
[03:41:14]  I play for decks.
[03:41:16]  I play for decks.
[03:41:18]  So if I whoop your ass, I take your deck.
[03:41:20]  And that's all there is to it.
[03:41:22]  All right.
[03:41:23]  All right.
[03:41:23]  That's how we play.
[03:41:24]  All right.
[03:41:25]  That's how we play at the comic book store.
[03:41:27]  I take your deck.
[03:41:28]  All right.
[03:41:30]  Anyway, let me move on.
[03:41:31]  Who else do we got here?
[03:41:32]  We got Siren.
[03:41:33]  All right.
[03:41:35]  Siren here.
[03:41:36]  Hey, All of you people that are out here trying to hate on me for Christ's sake, you don't know Yu-Gi-Oh! until you play me, all right?
[03:41:45]  I play for decks, baby, all right?
[03:41:47]  I play for decks.
[03:41:49]  What?
[03:41:52]  You've been stalling for the last six months.
[03:41:55]  Hopefully this finally motivates you.
[03:41:57]  What are you talking about?
[03:41:59]  Oh, I'm going to get to yours in just a second.
[03:42:02]  I'll get to yours in just a second, man.
[03:42:04]  I got so many 15 buckers backed up, dude.
[03:42:07]  I got so many 15 buckers backed up.
[03:42:10]  I mean, it's fucking ridiculous.
[03:42:11]  All right.
[03:42:11]  Let's continue.
[03:42:12]  All right.
[03:42:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:42:14]  What is that?
[03:42:14]  We got Siren.
[03:42:15]  Siren requested this one here.
[03:42:16]  Let's go ahead and get to it for a 15 bucker.
[03:42:19]  Let's go ahead and see what he requested.
[03:42:22]  Or it could be a she.
[03:42:23]  I don't know who the hell knows.
[03:42:25]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:42:26]  What?

=== Short Bus Pimping (02:15) ===

[03:42:27]  Hey, Ghost, why did you list your address on PayPal when I tipped you?
[03:42:31]  Your business is antiques in Wonderland Company, and your address is 6,826.
[03:42:37]  King Louis drives an Antonio.
[03:42:39]  You're an idiot, dude.
[03:42:41]  You're a fucking moron.
[03:42:42]  Okay.
[03:42:43]  If that's me, then go ahead and send me a pizza.
[03:42:45]  All right.
[03:42:46]  Or, you know, it's 1236.
[03:42:48]  I don't know.
[03:42:49]  Send whatever you think.
[03:42:50]  That's me.
[03:42:51]  It ain't me, you fucking idiot.
[03:42:52]  You people are morons.
[03:42:53]  All right.
[03:42:53]  If you think that's me, send me something, you idiot.
[03:42:56]  All right.
[03:42:56]  This is Silen.
[03:42:58]  Silent.
[03:42:59]  Siren, excuse me.
[03:43:00]  Siren hooked this up.
[03:43:01]  Let's go ahead and see what he's got to say.
[03:43:02]  What is this?
[03:43:04]  Thrasher Magazine.
[03:43:10]  The yellow bus rider, man.
[03:43:12]  Sean T, the real king of slaps, man.
[03:43:17]  Y'all better act like y'all know who he is, bro.
[03:43:19]  What is this shit?
[03:43:20]  Mickey, y'all one-on-one on how to ghost ride.
[03:43:23]  Look, the streets know just what this is.
[03:43:26]  Ghost ride with me.
[03:43:27]  Dude, did somebody pimp out a fucking bus?
[03:43:30]  A short bus on top of that?
[03:43:34]  Of course, it would have to be somebody in the urban demographic who would consider this a good idea.
[03:43:40]  And look, don't call me racist.
[03:43:42]  I'm just calling them as I see him.
[03:43:44]  All right?
[03:43:46]  Only somebody in the urban demographic would think that this is something cool.
[03:43:50]  I'm just saying.
[03:43:56]  And look, look at these brothers.
[03:43:57]  They're hanging out.
[03:43:57]  They're like, yeah, baby.
[03:43:59]  We going to the party, baby.
[03:44:00]  We going to the party.
[03:44:01]  Hey, for those of you who don't watch Jackler's show, here's Ghost Incarnate.
[03:44:05]  All right, shut up.
[03:44:06]  Nobody cares, Evil Mirror.
[03:44:07]  All right, let's continue on.
[03:44:08]  I'm watching these brothers here.
[03:44:13]  And look, they got a stop sign in the back of it.
[03:44:15]  DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[03:44:18]  You know where I'm going?
[03:44:19]  In the north to the east just in case you ain't knowin Baby, it's a town politics in the- It's fuckin' sh- Short bus, dude.
[03:44:26]  In a fucking short bus.
[03:44:29]  And look, look, people are calling me racist because I'm saying only the urban demographic would find this appealing.
[03:44:35]  But dude, why in the fuck would you pimp out a short bus?
[03:44:40]  I mean, why in the fuck would you pimp out a fucking short bus?

=== Bloody Stain Party (03:31) ===

[03:44:43]  For fuck's sake.
[03:44:44]  Let's get to the next one, dude.
[03:44:46]  That was stupid.
[03:44:47]  Who requested that?
[03:44:48]  Siren, that was fucking dumb, dude.
[03:44:50]  All right, let's get to Black Hat.
[03:44:52]  This is one of many of Black Hats here.
[03:44:55]  Hold on.
[03:44:55]  Oh, okay.
[03:44:57]  I guess we're continuing on with the Pride Month theme here.
[03:45:01]  Is that what we're doing?
[03:45:02]  Huh?
[03:45:02]  The Pride Month theme.
[03:45:04]  Here it is.
[03:45:04]  Go ahead, play it.
[03:45:05]  This is from Black Hat.
[03:45:07]  This is one.
[03:45:07]  I got another one coming up from Black Hat.
[03:45:09]  But here's the latest one from Black Hat.
[03:45:11]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:45:12]  What the fuck is this?
[03:45:15]  Funny J. Don't tempt me.
[03:45:20]  How offensive.
[03:45:21]  Excuse me.
[03:45:23]  I won't let you blemish the sanctity of marriage.
[03:45:25]  Uh-oh.
[03:45:26]  Hey, hang on, you know what's totally inappropriate.
[03:45:32]  Hey, what was that?
[03:45:33]  What is that?
[03:45:33]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:45:34]  What the hell did she just, what the hell did she just tied Mark out of there?
[03:45:37]  What is that?
[03:45:38]  What is that?
[03:45:38]  An anal blood stain?
[03:45:40]  What is that shit?
[03:45:41]  Why would that be on there?
[03:45:43]  It looks like an anal bloodstain, you know, from, you know, the friction between a penis and an asshole.
[03:45:53]  There, flawless.
[03:45:55]  Carry on, boys.
[03:45:57]  I didn't you spot it.
[03:45:59]  You see, that infers, you know, what we were just talking about with Carlos Maza, dude.
[03:46:06]  What did I tell you about this?
[03:46:10]  Never tolerate the stain?
[03:46:12]  Dude, that's horrible.
[03:46:14]  Never tolerate the stain.
[03:46:16]  I mean, I mean, dude, that was either a bloody ass stain.
[03:46:23]  That was either, you know, possibly an escrament stain.
[03:46:29]  And we're just going to wipe it off with our tied marker.
[03:46:33]  All right, what's the Dorita?
[03:46:34]  You got me.
[03:46:34]  What's the next one?
[03:46:47]  Hey, Barbara!
[03:46:49]  Wait a minute.
[03:46:50]  Hold on.
[03:46:53]  So the married dude was looking at these two dudes in their short shorts and shit and by the pool?
[03:46:58]  Tom, told you so.
[03:47:09]  Where the hell was that aired?
[03:47:12]  You know, where the hell are all these aired at, dude?
[03:47:15]  I've never seen any of these gay commercials.
[03:47:17]  Put the next one.
[03:47:18]  I've never seen any of these gay commercials.
[03:47:23]  You can't take everything back once you bought it.
[03:47:26]  But at least with PayPal, if you change your mind, this could be a cost of your return shipping.
[03:47:32]  Painless brilliance.
[03:47:34]  Oh, my God.
[03:47:37]  Come on, mate.
[03:47:39]  You're definitely getting checked out.
[03:47:41]  I am.
[03:47:42]  I am.
[03:47:43]  Come on.
[03:47:44]  Now's your chance.
[03:47:45]  I guess it's now never.
[03:47:46]  Exactly.
[03:47:47]  What are you wrong?
[03:47:51]  Pepsi Max?
[03:47:57]  All right, what are you going to do?
[03:47:58]  What are you going to do there, buddy?

=== Stephen Hawking Face (07:14) ===

[03:48:15]  Does she have a tree trunk between her legs?
[03:48:27]  All right, all right.
[03:48:27]  You know what?
[03:48:28]  That was all right.
[03:48:29]  That's enough.
[03:48:29]  That was stupid.
[03:48:30]  That was ridiculous.
[03:48:31]  All right, that's enough.
[03:48:33]  All right, that's enough for Christ.
[03:48:35]  That was so stupid.
[03:48:37]  All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[03:48:39]  Anyway, Black Hat, you know, you tried there.
[03:48:41]  It was not, you know, yeah.
[03:48:43]  All right, Will Walsh requested this next one for Christ's sake.
[03:48:48]  It says major ghost and I see face reveals here.
[03:48:52]  All right.
[03:48:52]  Oh.
[03:48:54]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:48:56]  All right, Will Walsh.
[03:48:57]  What the hell is this?
[03:48:58]  What is ghost and I see face reveals?
[03:49:01]  What is this?
[03:49:02]  Huh?
[03:49:04]  What is...
[03:49:05]  What?
[03:49:07]  What the fuck is this?
[03:49:08]  Put it on.
[03:49:09]  What is this by Will Walsh?
[03:49:10]  What is this crap?
[03:49:11]  What is this?
[03:49:14]  My name is William.
[03:49:15]  Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
[03:49:19]  You fucking son of a bitch.
[03:49:22]  This is horrible.
[03:49:25]  How goddamn dare you, Will Walsh?
[03:49:28]  This is fucking, you fucking God.
[03:49:33]  Is this fucking horrible?
[03:49:37]  Jesus now.
[03:49:40]  Oh, man.
[03:49:42]  Oh, dude, this is fucked up, man.
[03:49:45]  I mean, you people are macabre, dude.
[03:49:47]  This is a macabre fucking thing to do right now.
[03:49:51]  And y'all got a lot of fucked up shit today, but this takes the fucking cake, man.
[03:49:55]  This is sad, dude.
[03:49:56]  This is fucking so sad.
[03:50:00]  Where'd this bitch come from?
[03:50:01]  Where the fuck did that bitch come from?
[03:50:03]  What?
[03:50:04]  That bitch is a cripple?
[03:50:08]  What the fuck?
[03:50:09]  Money, Debbie.
[03:50:11]  I like engines.
[03:50:12]  Oh, dude, this is.
[03:50:13]  I can't play any more of this, dude.
[03:50:14]  This is fucked up.
[03:50:15]  This is so fucked up.
[03:50:17]  And you know what, man?
[03:50:19]  Inner circle and ghost face reveals.
[03:50:21]  What a fucking bunch of bastards, dude.
[03:50:24]  I'm not even joking, right?
[03:50:25]  What a bunch of bastards, man.
[03:50:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:50:29]  And listen, I am not in a fucking wheelchair, you dumb pieces of garbage.
[03:50:34]  All right?
[03:50:35]  I'm sick and tired of you idiots claiming that I'm in a fucking wheelchair.
[03:50:40]  I don't appreciate it.
[03:50:41]  All right.
[03:50:44]  Fucking.
[03:50:45]  Jesus Christ.
[03:50:48]  And shut up.
[03:50:49]  Anybody who's laughing.
[03:50:50]  You know what?
[03:50:50]  Anybody who's laughing at that fucking video engineer, kick them the fuck out.
[03:50:55]  You understand me?
[03:50:58]  Kick him out of here.
[03:51:01]  Fucking sick assholes, man.
[03:51:03]  How dare you fucking make fun of those folks, man?
[03:51:06]  Macabre-ass sick son of a bitch.
[03:51:08]  You're fucking.
[03:51:08]  I can't believe you people.
[03:51:14]  I mean, I can't believe you fucking asshole.
[03:51:16]  I really can't believe you.
[03:51:17]  Anyway, let me move on before we fucking get stuck.
[03:51:20]  All right.
[03:51:22]  This next one is by Big John the Great.
[03:51:25]  He says, in remembrance of Radio Graffiti.
[03:51:28]  What the hell is this?
[03:51:31]  What is this?
[03:51:32]  Oh, no.
[03:51:36]  I don't know whether to laugh or what.
[03:51:39]  Look, you know, I know why you did this there, Big John the Great.
[03:51:44]  I know why you requested this 15 bucker and obligated me to watch this YouTube video.
[03:51:49]  I get it, dude.
[03:51:51]  I get it.
[03:51:53]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:51:54]  Put the PC shot.
[03:51:56]  All right.
[03:51:56]  Once again, Big John the Great said this is in remembrance of Radio Graffiti.
[03:52:03]  Let's take a look.
[03:52:05]  Let's take a look at what this is.
[03:52:07]  Uh-oh.
[03:52:08]  Oh, no.
[03:52:11]  Ban on bronies.
[03:52:13]  Ban all bronies.
[03:52:16]  Oh, boy.
[03:52:17]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[03:52:24]  Oh, whoever the hell's doing this up, man, have to ban all bronies.
[03:52:28]  A headshot.
[03:52:30]  Headshot!
[03:52:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:52:40]  Oh, geez.
[03:52:44]  You got a bunch of dead bronies out here.
[03:52:46]  Oh, point blank.
[03:52:48]  Point blank.
[03:52:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:52:51]  And look, some of them even fell off.
[03:52:53]  Look at.
[03:52:54]  Point blank.
[03:52:55]  Point blank!
[03:52:57]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[03:53:01]  Oh my god!
[03:53:02]  All right.
[03:53:03]  All right.
[03:53:09]  All right, literally, stop.
[03:53:10]  I'm getting way too much enjoyment doing that.
[03:53:13]  I'm sorry.
[03:53:14]  I'm getting way too much enjoyment for Christ's sake, man.
[03:53:17]  And what's up to the 727 caller that just donated two buckers, man?
[03:53:21]  Cheers to you.
[03:53:22]  And I hope Grandpa Age is doing all right.
[03:53:24]  Grandpa Age.
[03:53:26]  Another one by Gino.
[03:53:27]  Anyway, I hope Grandpa Age is doing pretty good, 727.
[03:53:32]  Anyway, I'm getting piled up with these goddamn 15 buckers for Christ's sake, dude.
[03:53:38]  All right.
[03:53:39]  Look, I want to get done with these 15 buckers already, man.
[03:53:42]  All right.
[03:53:43]  I've already been on here for three hours and 52 minutes over here, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:53:49]  All right.
[03:53:50]  Who else we got?
[03:53:50]  We got Bonzie Buddy.
[03:53:51]  That's right.
[03:53:52]  Bonzie Buddy requested this one.
[03:53:54]  And Bonzie Buddy's kind of a fucked up person.
[03:53:57]  I don't know what his problem.
[03:53:58]  He's kind of a sick person.
[03:53:59]  Let's see what this is.
[03:54:00]  All right.
[03:54:01]  Oh, no.
[03:54:05]  What is up with this fucking Bonzie Buddy shit?
[03:54:07]  I mean, seriously, Bonzie Buddy, what is your obsession with this bullshit?
[03:54:11]  What is your obsession, dude?
[03:54:15]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[03:54:16]  This is by Bonzie Buddy.
[03:54:18]  Let's go ahead and play this.
[03:54:21]  Bonzie Buddy over here.
[03:54:27]  What is this?
[03:54:29]  Bonzie Buddy sings the Ghostbusters team?
[03:54:32]  Hold on.
[03:54:33]  What is this?
[03:54:34]  This is another 15-bucker?
[03:54:35]  No, it's a three-bucker.
[03:54:37]  The MLP video should be...
[03:54:38]  Hold on, what the hell did you just say?
[03:54:40]  The MLP video should be alternatively called Fun Times at Santa Anita.
[03:54:45]  What the fuck does that mean, big hefe?
[03:54:47]  Fucking brony.
[03:54:49]  All right, let's listen to Bonzie Buddy.
[03:54:51]  Fonzie Buddies, here it is.
[03:54:58]  Now, is this the original Ghostbusters, or is it that chick version?
[03:55:04]  Are they singing that chick version?
[03:55:06]  If there's something strange.
[03:55:07]  Not cheese.
[03:55:09]  He really does sing it.
[03:55:15]  He really does sing it.
[03:55:18]  Who you gotta call Ghostbusters?
[03:55:21]  There's Bonzie Buddy here.

=== Yu-Gi-Oh Player Rant (03:31) ===

[03:55:29]  I need to free the snow coast.
[03:55:30]  Yeah, right.
[03:55:33]  This is Stephen Hawking.
[03:55:34]  This is Stephen Hawking's voice here.
[03:55:40]  All right, that's enough.
[03:55:42]  I mean, if I wanted to hear Stephen Hawking sing Ghostbusters, you know, I would have conjured up the spirit of Stephen Hawking.
[03:55:48]  And I would have heard, hey, Stephen Hawking, can you say something to us from the grave?
[03:55:53]  Yes.
[03:55:56]  I'm still around because there is no God.
[03:55:59]  Thought my message went through but didn't.
[03:56:01]  Happy baller Friday, ghost.
[03:56:03]  Been wanting to be on here but been busy with work now.
[03:56:06]  I'm going four weeks now working overtime and loving every bit of it.
[03:56:11]  Cheers.
[03:56:13]  Cheers to the 727 caller, man.
[03:56:15]  Cheers to him, and I hope Grandpa AIDS is doing all right, dude.
[03:56:21]  Ghost in the IC trying to be intelligent.
[03:56:24]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:56:25]  Can you fuck off, all right?
[03:56:27]  Can you all fuck off, please?
[03:56:30]  Especially Will Walsh over there.
[03:56:32]  Anyway, look, the next 15 bucker that's being requested is by Black Hat again.
[03:56:38]  All right?
[03:56:40]  black hat again so let's just go ahead and oh no Why are y'all doing this, huh?
[03:56:48]  Because I'm a fucking real OG Yu-Gi-Oh player and you're trying to like throw it in my face or something.
[03:56:53]  Is that it?
[03:56:54]  Huh?
[03:56:56]  I'm a fucking badass Yu-Gi-Oh!
[03:56:58]  Player and you sons of bitches are trying to throw it in my face or some crap.
[03:57:02]  Anyway, play it.
[03:57:04]  This one here.
[03:57:05]  He said, uh, Black Hat requested this.
[03:57:08]  I've been stalling for six months finally hopefully, this motivates me.
[03:57:11]  Motivates me for what black Hat motivates me for what?
[03:57:16]  Play it.
[03:57:16]  What is this?
[03:57:17]  Play this shit.
[03:57:21]  Vr experience.
[03:57:25]  Oh no no, wait a minute.
[03:57:26]  Hold on.
[03:57:28]  Whoa whoa, whoa.
[03:57:30]  You mean to tell me there's a Vr Yu-gio game?
[03:57:34]  I mean well, first of all, if that's the case, how do you get your cards?
[03:57:39]  Because that is the big key when it comes to a Yu-gio deck.
[03:57:42]  You got to accumulate these cards man, and then you got to arrange them to where.
[03:57:45]  It's just fucking killer, you understand?
[03:57:49]  Play it, i'm going to pound you.
[03:57:56]  I'm going to pound you my grandpa's, my grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa's, my grandpas.
[03:58:01]  What's perfect?
[03:58:16]  What the fuck is going on?
[03:58:17]  Whoa, you resumed.
[03:58:18]  Oh, my god, you summoned again.
[03:58:20]  Whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up.
[03:58:23]  What i'm telling you, man?
[03:58:25]  Hold up an offensive.
[03:58:28]  Oh no, what?
[03:58:30]  I just threw my card to this guy and it can't get it back.
[03:58:32]  It's all the way over the air now, when he's not looking.
[03:58:36]  My secret strategy.
[03:58:37]  If my entire deck is drawn at once, I can't lose.
[03:58:40]  There's a little bit of a cringe lord.
[03:58:41]  I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck.
[03:58:45]  There's a little bit of a cringe lord.
[03:58:47]  Roll my dice.
[03:58:49]  That is what it does.
[03:58:50]  Pot of greed, draw three.
[03:58:53]  I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck.
[03:58:56]  And I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck.

=== Leftist Cartoon Form (05:06) ===

[03:59:01]  All right, all right.
[03:59:01]  You know what it always?
[03:59:03]  It's always people that ruin everything, dude, it's always people that ruin everything.
[03:59:07]  Here I was.
[03:59:08]  I was getting a little excited.
[03:59:09]  We've got a Vr Yu-gio game and of course, you got some stupid fucking cringe lord sitting there acting like a fucking moron.
[03:59:16]  Jesus Christ, is that what Vr is?
[03:59:19]  It's just a bunch of fucking idiots just acting like a bunch of fucking edge lords and, you know, trying to be perverted and all that shit is.
[03:59:26]  That is that literally what Vr is, because i've seen Vr games that look actually kind of fun dude, that look like fucking, you know, scary shit.
[03:59:35]  You know yes, it is really.
[03:59:38]  It's all a bunch of fucking edge lords and cringe lords.
[03:59:41]  For christ's sake.
[03:59:42]  Oh, Jesus Christ man great, fucking great.
[03:59:51]  All right, let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
[03:59:53]  Oh evil, Mira requested this, this stupid leftist piece of trash.
[03:59:58]  All right, what is this put put?
[04:00:02]  Is put this, what?
[04:00:04]  What the fuck is this?
[04:00:08]  This is Ghost's cartoon form.
[04:00:10]  What the hell is this supposed to mean, they're evil mirror?
[04:00:13]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:00:15]  This is supposed to be Ghost's cartoon form.
[04:00:18]  Hold on, what?
[04:00:19]  What?
[04:00:19]  What?
[04:00:21]  Don't forget bronies in baguettes and furries.
[04:00:24]  Well, yeah.
[04:00:25]  Yeah, no kidding, dark meme magician girl.
[04:00:27]  Anyway, this one right here, according to Evil Mirror, is me in cartoon form.
[04:00:33]  What is this?
[04:00:35]  You know, why do you all like doing this to me?
[04:00:38]  Why do you all like doing this to me?
[04:00:41]  Why?
[04:00:49]  That's my cartoon form.
[04:00:50]  Seriously, dude.
[04:00:53]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:00:59]  Shut up.
[04:00:59]  All right.
[04:01:00]  Fuck off, Evil Mirror, all right?
[04:01:02]  My cartoon form is some fucking imbecilic fat ass with no hair on his small head, but a whole fucking big fucking handlebar mustache.
[04:01:13]  Fucking idiot.
[04:01:14]  Horace, a typical leftist, you know, typical leftist would find that somewhat amusing, huh?
[04:01:20]  Some stupid, mindless, democratic, anti-American trash would find that amusing for Christ's sake.
[04:01:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:01:28]  And look, we're already four hours into this broadcast, dude.
[04:01:32]  Four fucking hours I've been on this broadcast for heaven's sake.
[04:01:36]  You got to be shitting me, man.
[04:01:39]  Where does the time go, dude?
[04:01:40]  I mean, it seems like the four hours went like fucking that.
[04:01:45]  Four fucking hours?
[04:01:48]  All right, look.
[04:01:50]  Let me take a chug of this beer here.
[04:01:55]  Now, listen.
[04:01:57]  It's still up in the air on whether or not I'm going to be doing a Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
[04:02:01]  But if I do, and look, I promise, okay?
[04:02:07]  I know you idiots always say I say I promise.
[04:02:10]  I never really do, dude.
[04:02:11]  I never really do.
[04:02:12]  Simulator player, YoBud, tuning in late.
[04:02:15]  It's a bit drunk baller Friday.
[04:02:16]  It's been a drunk baller Friday.
[04:02:18]  Hey, cheers to you, simulator player.
[04:02:20]  Cheers to you.
[04:02:22]  Ghost when he converted to his new faith.
[04:02:25]  What new fucking faith, Evil Mirror?
[04:02:28]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:02:29]  My God doesn't give a shit.
[04:02:31]  All right.
[04:02:31]  I don't dare you talking about new faith.
[04:02:34]  All right?
[04:02:36]  Are you going to do something fruity?
[04:02:37]  Because that's what you typical leftist, anti-American Fruit Bowl trash do.
[04:02:41]  Did you do something fruity?
[04:02:42]  Huh?
[04:02:43]  You're going to play some depeche mode?
[04:02:45]  Reach out and touch faith.
[04:02:49]  Your own personal Jesus.
[04:02:56]  I mean, seriously, is that what you're going to do?
[04:02:58]  Because you're that type of Fruit Bowl leftist to do that.
[04:03:03]  Anyway, for Christ's son, I've only drank three beers.
[04:03:05]  It's almost 1 a.m. in the fucking the next day.
[04:03:10]  But anyway, what I was going to say is I promise tomorrow we are going to do I wouldn't say radio graffiti.
[04:03:22]  Okay, maybe if you want to do it as radio graffiti, whatever, but we're going to be taking calls early in the broadcast because I know there's a lot of people out there that want to get in some radio graffiti calls or some, they want to call in.
[04:03:40]  They want to do stuff like that.
[04:03:41]  And I know that, you know, during these times that we do the ghost show, man, we don't get to these damn radio graffitis until like five hours in for Christ's sake.
[04:03:51]  All right.
[04:03:52]  And by the way, the Saturday Night Troll Show is always on Saturday night, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[04:03:59]  All right?
[04:04:00]  9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[04:04:02]  Hey, wait a minute.
[04:04:03]  Y'all still want me to purchase the date line for Christ's sake?

=== Saturday Night Troll Show (08:58) ===

[04:04:07]  Are you shitting me?
[04:04:09]  You want me to purchase the date line?
[04:04:14]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:04:17]  Look at them.
[04:04:17]  They want me to purchase the date.
[04:04:18]  Well, we'll see.
[04:04:19]  All right.
[04:04:19]  We'll see if we purchase the date line for Christ's sake.
[04:04:22]  Hey, y'all should be happy that I'm going to be doing some radio graffiti early on the broadcast tomorrow, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:04:29]  Let me see.
[04:04:30]  Now you're making me belch.
[04:04:32]  Now you're making me belch, for Christ's sake.
[04:04:35]  And let me tell you, it makes me a little uneasy calling that date line because you idiots, you say that I, that I, that I'm worse than Ted Bundy and that, you know, I'm some sick sociopath.
[04:04:47]  And I've heard you fuckers say the worst shit in the world.
[04:04:52]  And that's why I don't like doing it so much.
[04:04:56]  I mean, the ones that I hear that are the worst are that I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
[04:05:03]  Just because I know how to talk to chicks, dude?
[04:05:05]  I mean, give me a break.
[04:05:06]  I know how to talk to chicks.
[04:05:08]  All right?
[04:05:09]  I know how to make chicks feel good, dude.
[04:05:11]  I mean, it's what I do.
[04:05:12]  I'm the man.
[04:05:13]  You should have seen me back in my heyday.
[04:05:15]  I mean, I couldn't walk outside without the fucking broads pulling the fucking balls out of my pants.
[04:05:21]  Fuck you talking about, man.
[04:05:22]  I'm a bad guy, all right?
[04:05:25]  Not even joking around.
[04:05:27]  Let me give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[04:05:29]  I need to drink more beer.
[04:05:30]  As a matter of fact, I should get a shot.
[04:05:32]  I should get a fucking shot.
[04:05:34]  Hold on, let me do a couple more of these 15 buckers and then we'll take a shot.
[04:05:37]  All right.
[04:05:37]  Let me take a swig of this beer.
[04:05:44]  All right.
[04:05:45]  This next 15 bucker was requested by Geno X1987 again.
[04:05:52]  And I can only imagine what the hell this is by Geno X1987.
[04:05:57]  What the hell is this?
[04:05:59]  What the hell is this crap?
[04:06:00]  Hold on.
[04:06:01]  I got to make sure this isn't some fucking sick man ass or, you know, some sick perverted perversion, you know, or somebody sticking something up their shit funnel or something like that.
[04:06:12]  All right.
[04:06:12]  Wait, hold on, hold on.
[04:06:15]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:06:16]  All right.
[04:06:16]  I think this is suitable to play.
[04:06:18]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:06:19]  I saw somebody pull their wang out.
[04:06:20]  Is it somebody pull their wang out?
[04:06:22]  Does somebody pull their aw, dude?
[04:06:26]  Dude, okay, I can only play it till about this point because they're pulling wangs out and shit.
[04:06:30]  I should have known better.
[04:06:32]  All right, here we go.
[04:06:33]  This one was by Geno X1987.
[04:06:37]  And it's a testament to how fucking sick this son of a bitch is.
[04:06:41]  All right.
[04:06:42]  Everybody hear what I'm saying?
[04:06:43]  All right, here it is.
[04:06:44]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[04:06:46]  Here it is.
[04:06:47]  Geno X1987.
[04:06:53]  Relicious.
[04:06:57]  What kind of sick-ass esoteric CT bullshit am I watching?
[04:07:03]  Shiny, shiny.
[04:07:06]  Shiny goods of everlasting crap.
[04:07:10]  Refresh girl child in the world.
[04:07:15]  All right.
[04:07:16]  Comes and hells.
[04:07:23]  Striped himself.
[04:07:25]  All right.
[04:07:26]  All right.
[04:07:26]  That's enough.
[04:07:27]  They start showing man penis and all that other shit on this.
[04:07:30]  What exactly was that supposed to tell there, Geno X1987, that you're some sick-ass psychotropic drug-taking acid-tripping maniac?
[04:07:44]  Jesus Christ.
[04:07:45]  All right, is that what that's supposed to prove?
[04:07:48]  All right, let's go to the next one.
[04:07:50]  I've only got a couple more, and then finally we're done with this shit.
[04:07:53]  And finally, after four hours and seven minutes.
[04:07:58]  Anyway, this next one is by Will Walsh.
[04:08:01]  Jesus Christ.
[04:08:02]  Who is this guy, Will Walsh, man?
[04:08:03]  What a freak show.
[04:08:04]  Who is this guy?
[04:08:06]  Oh no, ghost in the IC trying to be intelligent is what he said this video is.
[04:08:14]  Ghost and the inner circle trying to be intelligent.
[04:08:18]  This 15 bucker was requested by Will Walsh.
[04:08:21]  Hold on, what is this?
[04:08:22]  All right.
[04:08:24]  It seems like the $15 donos that obligate you to watch random YouTube videos constitutes an evolution in the format of your show, Ghost.
[04:08:32]  Perhaps this new segment should be called Video Graffiti.
[04:08:36]  Video graffiti or YouTube hell.
[04:08:38]  That's very interesting there, Blucifer.
[04:08:40]  Very interesting.
[04:08:41]  Mantelpiece, clock, mantelpiece, clock, mantelpiece, clock, mantelpiece.
[04:08:45]  I mean, come on with these emoji fucking donuts, dude.
[04:08:48]  mean, seriously!
[04:08:50]  Aw, Jesus Christ.
[04:08:54]  Spur by the hedgehog asshole?
[04:09:00]  Ugh, can you shut the fuck up, man?
[04:09:08]  Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:09:13]  SPAGHETTI!
[04:09:15]  Alright, we get it.
[04:09:18]  spermy the hedgehog.
[04:09:20]  Shut up!
[04:09:23]  Yeah, we fucking get it, you moron.
[04:09:25]  All right, just sit there and shut up.
[04:09:28]  All right, now this next video, once again, was requested by Will Walsh, claiming that this is me and the inner circle trying to be intelligent.
[04:09:37]  All right, go ahead and play it.
[04:09:39]  I already know what this is.
[04:09:40]  You're a fucking sick asshole.
[04:09:42]  All right, Will.
[04:09:43]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:09:49]  I am the werewolf.
[04:09:51]  Oh, no.
[04:09:54]  Werewolf prepared.
[04:09:56]  Werewolf is fun.
[04:09:58]  That is cute.
[04:10:00]  What?
[04:10:01]  Werewolf is gothic.
[04:10:06]  I turned myself into a werewolf.
[04:10:09]  Dude, this is horrible.
[04:10:11]  Like two demons.
[04:10:13]  Werewolf is boys.
[04:10:14]  This is horrible.
[04:10:17]  How dare Will Walsh, why would you donate this?
[04:10:20]  This is macabre.
[04:10:24]  All right, fight.
[04:10:25]  Vampires.
[04:10:27]  werewolves like to how they meet in the jungle oh my god this is so hard Every night I turn my head.
[04:10:39]  This is so hard to watch, dude.
[04:10:45]  All right.
[04:10:46]  Did somebody fart there at the end?
[04:10:48]  Did I hear a fart?
[04:10:51]  Oh, Jesus, dude.
[04:10:52]  I mean, why would you donate something like that, dude?
[04:10:56]  That's just fucking horrible, man.
[04:10:58]  There's nothing funny about that.
[04:11:00]  These poor people, it's sad.
[04:11:02]  I mean, they're trapped in their own bodies, dude.
[04:11:05]  It's sad.
[04:11:07]  It's fucking sad, dude.
[04:11:10]  And shut up.
[04:11:11]  That's not the inner circle.
[04:11:12]  All of you just shut the fuck up, all right?
[04:11:14]  It's nothing funny about that, all right?
[04:11:17]  My inner circle is a think tank, all right?
[04:11:20]  It's comprised of intellectuals, and we discuss very intricate and very extensive topics that go over your pay grade.
[04:11:28]  Do you understand me?
[04:11:31]  So the only reason that you sons of bitches are so, you know, upset and you want to fucking talk garbage about the inner circle is because you ain't in it.
[04:11:39]  All right?
[04:11:40]  You ain't in it.
[04:11:41]  That's why you sons of bitches are always shit talking the inner circle because you ain't in it.
[04:11:47]  All right.
[04:11:48]  So keep hating, you fucking haters, all right?
[04:11:51]  Keep hating.
[04:11:52]  And you know what?
[04:11:53]  You can eat the inner circle's dick up till you hiccup.
[04:11:56]  How you like that, huh?
[04:11:58]  How do you like that?
[04:12:01]  Son of a bitch.
[04:12:04]  All right, let's go to Evil Mira.
[04:12:07]  All right, Evil Mirror requested this one.
[04:12:09]  What is this?
[04:12:10]  When Ghost converted to his new faith, I don't, I didn't fucking have any new faith.
[04:12:16]  no no no no no that feel when no black goth werewolf gf what the fuck did you just say Rapin.
[04:12:27]  I'm not going to say that fucking name.
[04:12:29]  I mean, you asshole.
[04:12:30]  Look, I'm not playing the rest of this Evil Mirror.
[04:12:34]  All right.
[04:12:34]  It's got a penis in it.
[04:12:36]  All right.
[04:12:37]  It's got a penis in it.
[04:12:38]  And I'm not going to do it, dude.
[04:12:40]  I mean, this is the fucking joy.
[04:12:42]  Look, for all those that don't know, this is the George Forskin Grill.
[04:12:47]  All right.
[04:12:47]  He's putting his, there's a penis there, even though it's a prosthetic one.
[04:12:51]  He puts a penis out.
[04:12:53]  He puts it in the grill.
[04:12:55]  All right.
[04:12:55]  He grills it, and it looks fucking disgusting.
[04:12:58]  All right.
[04:12:59]  And I'm not getting my channel.
[04:13:01]  Fuck you.
[04:13:01]  I'm not getting my channel banned because there's a fucking penis in it.

=== Reggae Musical Balls (03:34) ===

[04:13:06]  All right.
[04:13:06]  I'm not doing it.
[04:13:07]  I'm not getting it banned.
[04:13:08]  I'm not getting it age restricted.
[04:13:11]  So go fuck yourself.
[04:13:12]  I'm not doing it, man.
[04:13:13]  I'm not fucking doing.
[04:13:14]  All right.
[04:13:15]  And that's the last one.
[04:13:16]  And all you people that are saying play it or troll war, go fuck yourselves.
[04:13:20]  You don't want no troll war, you asshole.
[04:13:23]  All right.
[04:13:24]  You don't want no troll war.
[04:13:25]  Did you hear the cringe lord that called on Radio Graffiti the last time that was claiming to represent the new fags?
[04:13:33]  And it's just stupid.
[04:13:35]  You people are just morons.
[04:13:37]  All right.
[04:13:37]  You people are just morons.
[04:13:41]  Will Walsh video is half the viewers.
[04:13:44]  Am I right?
[04:13:45]  Ah, dude.
[04:13:46]  Listen.
[04:13:47]  What Will Walsh requested is fucking disgusting, and he should not be requesting that for any kind of comedic purposes whatsoever, man.
[04:13:56]  Those are poor folks that are just prisoners of their own bodies.
[04:14:00]  And I feel for those folks, dude.
[04:14:02]  All right.
[04:14:03]  I feel for those folks.
[04:14:07]  Oh, here's Blucifer.
[04:14:08]  Not sure if I have requested this before, but here's some chill music for this Baller Friday.
[04:14:13]  Are you sure?
[04:14:14]  Happy Baller Friday, Ghost Ma Man.
[04:14:17]  I hope you're serious, Blucifer, because sometimes you're a little trolly bastard.
[04:14:21]  All right, and I hope this isn't some sick.
[04:14:25]  Look, let me give you the benefit of the doubt.
[04:14:26]  What is it, Blucifer?
[04:14:28]  What is this?
[04:14:28]  What is it, Lucifer?
[04:14:31]  Hold on, what is this?
[04:14:35]  This is music for fucking Baller Friday there, Blucifer, huh?
[04:14:40]  This is music for Baller Friday.
[04:14:41]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[04:14:43]  This is by Blucifer, infected mushroom.
[04:14:51]  Where do I belong?
[04:14:52]  What is this?
[04:14:56]  This sounds like something we don't want actually would fucking tickle his assholes with.
[04:15:05]  Sounds like a stuffed grill.
[04:15:10]  Hold on, there's a little bit of reggae!
[04:15:12]  Baba Churanga, Baba Churanga, Baba Churanga Get a blood clot, get a blood clot, get a blood clot Get a blood clot,
[04:15:27]  get a blood clot Get a blood clot A little chill and reggae musical balls right there We roll old taton.
[04:15:49]  A simple mana never wear my troll class.
[04:15:52]  Baba, Tubanga.
[04:15:59]  All right, that's enough.
[04:16:01]  All right, we get it, man.
[04:16:02]  Not too bad.
[04:16:03]  I mean, I like reggae, you know?
[04:16:05]  I like dance hall reggae.
[04:16:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:16:07]  Dance hall ray.
[04:16:08]  You ever heard of that song?
[04:16:09]  Murder she wrote.
[04:16:16]  That's what I'm talking about, dude.
[04:16:18]  All right.
[04:16:19]  And listen, I'm a cultured man.
[04:16:20]  All right.
[04:16:22]  I am a wide-ranged music appreciator.
[04:16:27]  And this just underscores how culture of a man I really am.
[04:16:30]  I'm a cultured man.
[04:16:32]  I'm a cultured man, dude.
[04:16:34]  All right.
[04:16:34]  Now that we're four hours and 15 minutes into this son of a bitch, I'm going to take a shot.

=== Wheelchair Bullshit (05:02) ===

[04:16:40]  What?
[04:16:40]  Again?
[04:16:41]  Ghost after the war.
[04:16:43]  After the fucking war, what are you talking about, black hat?
[04:16:47]  This better not be some sick fucking garbage here.
[04:16:50]  All right.
[04:16:51]  I want to get to the broadcast.
[04:16:52]  I want to shoot a shot.
[04:16:54]  All right.
[04:16:54]  I want to do some things.
[04:16:55]  What is this?
[04:16:56]  What is this, black hat?
[04:16:58]  Amings, gentlemen.
[04:16:59]  Hold on, hold on just a second.
[04:16:59]  I want to make sure that this isn't.
[04:17:02]  Wait a minute.
[04:17:03]  Hold on.
[04:17:03]  What?
[04:17:04]  What the hell?
[04:17:05]  Oh, no.
[04:17:09]  Oh, no.
[04:17:10]  Ghost after the war, black hat.
[04:17:11]  Man, listen, I'm really tired.
[04:17:13]  And I want to underscore this.
[04:17:15]  And I'm being very candid with you folks when I say this.
[04:17:18]  I'm really fucking pissed off that you people are spreading this fucking meme around.
[04:17:23]  And there's new people that listen to this broadcast that actually believe it.
[04:17:29]  Enough of this wheelchair bullshit.
[04:17:31]  All right.
[04:17:32]  Enough of this wheelchair bullshit.
[04:17:35]  All right.
[04:17:37]  Put the PC shot on black hat.
[04:17:39]  Real funny black hat, you dickhead.
[04:17:41]  Play it.
[04:17:42]  Play this shit.
[04:17:43]  Amings, gentlemen.
[04:17:49]  Playing on Stargoint operation here?
[04:17:53]  What?
[04:17:58]  Mr. The amazing Mr. No Legs.
[04:18:01]  The amazing Mr. No Legs.
[04:18:06]  I'm afraid No Legs has gotten too sloppy for our operation.
[04:18:10]  Want us to relieve him of his duties?
[04:18:11]  No Legs?
[04:18:12]  Yeah.
[04:18:12]  Yeah.
[04:18:12]  What I'm going.
[04:18:14]  But not here.
[04:18:15]  This shit's for real, dude.
[04:18:17]  Separate him from that plaything right off.
[04:18:22]  Oh my God.
[04:18:24]  What kind of fuckin' 70s B-movie bullshit is this?
[04:18:33]  What the hell?
[04:18:34]  He's going to make a move on no legs.
[04:18:38]  He's going to make a move on no legs.
[04:18:41]  Oh!
[04:18:46]  Gets a Chinese start from the wheel.
[04:18:52]  You got to watch that wheel, boy.
[04:18:54]  Oh, tiger!
[04:18:57]  Tiger!
[04:18:58]  Tiger upper gun!
[04:19:02]  Man, look at no legs over here.
[04:19:04]  You're going to throw a kick with your no legs?
[04:19:06]  Oh!
[04:19:08]  He just threw a fucking kick with his gun.
[04:19:11]  He just threw a kick with his gun in slow-mo, dude.
[04:19:15]  And what are you going to do now, Mr. Nolegs?
[04:19:22]  Oh, ass shot!
[04:19:25]  Ass shot!
[04:19:28]  Look at Mr. Nolegs over here, dude.
[04:19:30]  He knows how to fucking do his thing a thing.
[04:19:32]  Look at Mr. Nolegs.
[04:19:38]  He hops off his wheelchair.
[04:19:42]  Oh, my God.
[04:19:43]  Oh, no.
[04:19:48]  Just throw him in the pool.
[04:19:50]  Throw no legs in the pool.
[04:19:53]  Problem solved.
[04:19:58]  Oh, my God.
[04:20:00]  Throw no legs in the pool.
[04:20:02]  Throw him in there.
[04:20:03]  Throw him in the pool.
[04:20:07]  There you go.
[04:20:07]  Throw his ass in the fucking.
[04:20:09]  Oh, he took him with him.
[04:20:11]  No legs took him with him.
[04:20:15]  Oh, Tiger.
[04:20:19]  What the fuck?
[04:20:21]  Oh, he's going to drown him.
[04:20:22]  Look at it.
[04:20:22]  He's going to drown him.
[04:20:23]  He's tapping.
[04:20:24]  He's tapping out.
[04:20:28]  What is Nolegs going to do now?
[04:20:30]  How you going to get out of the pool, Nolegs?
[04:20:31]  You're going to do a flipper?
[04:20:33]  He's going to do a flipper.
[04:20:38]  No, he didn't do a flipper.
[04:20:39]  He's got nubs, so he can still kind of walk with his nubs.
[04:20:46]  Oh, my God.
[04:20:48]  Somebody actually wrote this movie and thought it was a good idea.
[04:20:55]  Look at this 1970s shit car.
[04:20:58]  The 70s always looked so depressing.
[04:21:00]  You know that?
[04:21:01]  I mean, even in the film and the cars they created, it was just fucking horrible.
[04:21:05]  It was our recession time.
[04:21:08]  Here comes no legs.
[04:21:11]  Look at fucking nolegs over here.
[04:21:13]  He's not fucking around, dude.
[04:21:17]  He's going to come in and take care of business.
[04:21:20]  Hey, it's me, no legs.
[04:21:22]  I'm not used to being summoned by the hired hands.
[04:21:23]  Where's the yay-yo?
[04:21:25]  Wait a minute.
[04:21:25]  You summoned me.
[04:21:27]  What?
[04:21:28]  I thought you summoned me.
[04:21:32]  It's no legs.
[04:21:35]  Who called you?
[04:21:37]  It's no legs.
[04:21:38]  Nolegs, give me a message.
[04:21:40]  Well, he's the one to call me.

=== Smoking Tetrahydrocannabinol (15:57) ===

[04:21:42]  And I was right about him.
[04:21:43]  He's been getting a little too ambitious.
[04:21:49]  Gentlemen.
[04:21:50]  Gentlemen, say hello to my legless friends.
[04:21:56]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:21:59]  And he's a cracked shot.
[04:22:00]  Oh, Mr. Nolegs took one.
[04:22:03]  Oh, no.
[04:22:04]  He took one to the head, took one to the face.
[04:22:07]  Oh, no.
[04:22:10]  Oh, dude.
[04:22:11]  That's it for Mr. Nolegs, dude.
[04:22:13]  That was a horrible ending.
[04:22:15]  What a horrible ending to nolegs, dude.
[04:22:18]  I mean, what a horrible ending.
[04:22:20]  I want to see that movie now.
[04:22:22]  I'm going to try to find it.
[04:22:23]  I want to see the amazing Mr. Nolegs.
[04:22:29]  And why did it end with him dying?
[04:22:31]  That was kind of a dumb ending, dude.
[04:22:35]  Anyway, look, everybody, shut up.
[04:22:37]  That's not me.
[04:22:38]  It's not a face reveal and all that bullshit.
[04:22:41]  Shut up, all right?
[04:22:43]  Shut up.
[04:22:45]  Ghost, I finally found you at a gaming conference.
[04:22:47]  Hey, hey, hold on just a second.
[04:22:49]  Oh, hold on.
[04:22:50]  That's $14.91.
[04:22:53]  It's $15.
[04:22:55]  See, you can't even trust a capitalist to keep his contract.
[04:23:01]  You have to force it through.
[04:23:03]  Troll War, unless Ghost starts playing it.
[04:23:05]  Shut up, Evil Mirror.
[04:23:06]  I'm not going to play that fucking shit.
[04:23:08]  You're a fucking leftist idiot that's trying to take me off the air.
[04:23:11]  Now, Atem, $14.91, you're nine cents short for me to play this $15 video.
[04:23:18]  Do you understand, Atem?
[04:23:20]  And everybody out there knows for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[04:23:25]  All right?
[04:23:25]  You need to come up with nine cents.
[04:23:27]  You need to come up with it here in the next couple of minutes, or I ain't playing it.
[04:23:30]  All right?
[04:23:31]  You need to come up with nine cents or I ain't playing it.
[04:23:36]  Look below.
[04:23:37]  Look, look below in the goddamn description.
[04:23:39]  It says 15 bucker, you piece of shit.
[04:23:41]  All right.
[04:23:43]  Nine cents or I ain't.
[04:23:45]  Oh, oh, look at the chat room.
[04:23:48]  Now I'm a bad guy.
[04:23:49]  Huh?
[04:23:50]  Now I'm a Jew.
[04:23:52]  Why am I?
[04:23:53]  Hey, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole, all right?
[04:23:57]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[04:24:06]  Oh, look at that Sheckle Goblin.
[04:24:08]  Somebody donated the nine cents.
[04:24:10]  Look at that.
[04:24:11]  And they're calling me a shekel goblin.
[04:24:13]  Hey, for the pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[04:24:18]  It says clearly, YouTube for 15-bucker.
[04:24:22]  And of course, you all think that you're crazy.
[04:24:24]  What is this?
[04:24:25]  Do it, you cripple.
[04:24:26]  Do it, you cripple.
[04:24:29]  Do it, you do what?
[04:24:31]  I'm going to play a Tem's fucking 15-bucker right now because Shekel Goblin hooked up the nine cents.
[04:24:38]  What the hell are you talking about, Dark Me Magician Girl?
[04:24:41]  Didn't I tell you to go in the goddamn kitchen and get acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances and shut your fucking yapper until I ask you your opinion?
[04:24:50]  I'm telling you, these women, man, all they mouth their little cocksuckers in the wind, all right, thinking that we all want to hear their opinion.
[04:25:00]  We don't want to hear that opinion, all right?
[04:25:02]  Just sit there, dark meme magician girl, shut your goddamn mouth and speak when you're fucking spoken to.
[04:25:12]  Jesus Christ, these women, man.
[04:25:14]  So you got to talk to some of these women sometimes, baby, because they think they're so special.
[04:25:18]  They think that they're beyond the rules.
[04:25:20]  You know, some of these women think that the rules don't apply to them.
[04:25:23]  A dark meme magician girl is definitely one of them.
[04:25:26]  All right?
[04:25:28]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:25:31]  Just like you do every episode, lol.
[04:25:34]  What?
[04:25:35]  What do I do every episode, huh?
[04:25:36]  What do I do?
[04:25:37]  Huh?
[04:25:38]  Tell you to go to the kitchen?
[04:25:39]  Why don't you make your way there, Dark Me Magician Girl, huh?
[04:25:43]  Why don't you learn how to make a fucking meal?
[04:25:45]  Make yourself useful instead of sitting over here trying to harass me like some fucking dumb fucking ditzy bimbo that's scorned because I won't give her the high hard one, all right?
[04:25:55]  That's what you're acting like, dark meme magician slut.
[04:25:59]  Jesus Christ.
[04:26:00]  All right, let's move on.
[04:26:01]  What is this?
[04:26:03]  A Tem requested this.
[04:26:05]  A Tem requested this, and he's lucky that somebody donated the remainder nine cents because now I'm playing it.
[04:26:10]  This one was requested by a Tem.
[04:26:13]  What is this?
[04:26:14]  What is this?
[04:26:16]  All right?
[04:26:18]  Jesus Christ.
[04:26:19]  Now you're making me.
[04:26:20]  Oh, no, not this fucking shit.
[04:26:22]  It's chili dog time.
[04:26:24]  Yeah.
[04:26:25]  I have been requested.
[04:26:27]  This shit's already been played on this show like four times already.
[04:26:30]  What is the big deal about this fucking...
[04:26:34]  It looks like a wheelchair-ridden furry that's eating a disgusting chili dog that's made of lips and assholes.
[04:26:43]  Oh, gee.
[04:26:45]  Oh, no.
[04:26:48]  Oh, my God.
[04:26:50]  They're taking pictures of this.
[04:26:52]  There's actually a photographer taking picture of this.
[04:26:55]  This is going to be on a fucking publication?
[04:26:57]  Is this going to be on a center fold?
[04:26:58]  Are you kidding me?
[04:27:01]  Oh, my God.
[04:27:04]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:27:11]  I mean, what is this?
[04:27:13]  Supposed to be art?
[04:27:14]  Is this modern day art for Christ's sake?
[04:27:16]  Huh?
[04:27:16]  George Soros funding this shit.
[04:27:18]  I mean, this is disgusting.
[04:27:19]  All right, I turned.
[04:27:20]  Look at this blonde bitch can't believe it.
[04:27:22]  She's like, fuck this fucking dumbass.
[04:27:24]  I mean, no shit.
[04:27:25]  This is stupid.
[04:27:28]  And just imagine when this cripple has to take a turd for Christ's sake and got to ass blast that out.
[04:27:32]  How the hell does he get off this?
[04:27:34]  You know what?
[04:27:34]  Never mind.
[04:27:35]  All right, let's move on.
[04:27:37]  All right, we get it.
[04:27:38]  All right.
[04:27:38]  Yeah, thank you very much, Atem.
[04:27:40]  All right, we've already seen that goddamn video like 8,000 times already for Christ's sake.
[04:27:45]  All right.
[04:27:46]  What?
[04:27:47]  What?
[04:27:48]  I'm tired of you people spreading around this rumor that I'm in a wheelchair.
[04:27:52]  I'm tired of it.
[04:27:53]  I really am getting tired of this.
[04:27:54]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[04:27:55]  I know how many times I have to.
[04:27:57]  Oh, God.
[04:27:58]  All right.
[04:27:59]  I confess.
[04:28:00]  I'm in a wheelchair, and I just soiled it.
[04:28:02]  Yeah, shut up.
[04:28:04]  I'm not in a fucking wheel.
[04:28:05]  Shut the fuck up, dude.
[04:28:07]  All right.
[04:28:07]  Shut up.
[04:28:08]  All right.
[04:28:09]  Just shut the fuck up.
[04:28:11]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[04:28:12]  I'm tired of you idiots spreading this shit around.
[04:28:14]  I wish you people had a little bit of consideration for Christ's sake and understand that I. Why am I explaining shit to you for?
[04:28:24]  You people don't fucking care.
[04:28:25]  All right.
[04:28:27]  You people care more about making me look like an idiot on the internet, pissing me off, etc.
[04:28:33]  All right.
[04:28:35]  I'm going to take a shot.
[04:28:36]  All right.
[04:28:37]  As a matter of fact, I just bought some more Chevys Regal.
[04:28:40]  All right.
[04:28:41]  It's in the box for Christ.
[04:28:42]  Let me get this fucking Chevys.
[04:28:44]  All right.
[04:28:45]  Chevy's Regal blue label, baby.
[04:28:47]  All right.
[04:28:48]  Let me open this box.
[04:28:50]  It comes with some nice Chevas glasses, too, boy.
[04:28:54]  Oh, yeah.
[04:28:57]  Oh, yeah.
[04:28:58]  And let me tell you, I went out to the liquor store and bought me a goddamn bottle because Ghostler no legs.
[04:29:06]  Go fuck yourself.
[04:29:07]  All right.
[04:29:08]  I bought me a bottle because, boy, I'm telling you, man, has anybody ever been without power for like almost 24 hours?
[04:29:17]  Have y'all ever been without power?
[04:29:18]  And you had to open up your fucking windows.
[04:29:20]  It's a hot ass fucking summer day.
[04:29:22]  And when you're out here in San Antonio, the humidity, dude, the humidity is unbelievable.
[04:29:27]  All right.
[04:29:28]  You combine the hot fucking weather and the humidity.
[04:29:32]  It's literally like you're being smothered between the legs of Amy Schumer.
[04:29:36]  It's so fucking bad, dude.
[04:29:38]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:29:39]  And you know, at least when you're in between the legs of Amy Schumer, at least you could stick a fucking snorkel out of this heifer's ass so you can at least get some H2O, you know what I mean?
[04:29:51]  Or some oxygen.
[04:29:52]  I should say H2O is fucking water for Christ's sake.
[04:29:55]  But either way, man, it's fucking bad.
[04:29:59]  It's fucking bad.
[04:30:00]  All right.
[04:30:01]  Now, look, let me break open this bottle.
[04:30:04]  Oh, yeah.
[04:30:06]  A brand new bottle.
[04:30:07]  I had to go out there, dude, after being almost fucking without power for 24 hours, dude.
[04:30:12]  It drained the hell out of me.
[04:30:14]  And I want to be honest with you.
[04:30:18]  I have to take some shots, dude.
[04:30:19]  It is what it is, baby.
[04:30:21]  I have to take some shots.
[04:30:23]  All right, hold on.
[04:30:23]  Let me go ahead and first shot of the night.
[04:30:29]  Oh, yeah.
[04:30:32]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[04:30:34]  Let me tell you, I'll be out of this probably by this weekend.
[04:30:36]  I'll be out of Chevvas by this weekend, baby.
[04:30:38]  All right.
[04:30:39]  I love Scotch.
[04:30:40]  What can I say?
[04:30:42]  I love Scotch, baby.
[04:30:45]  All right.
[04:30:46]  Let me take this shot here.
[04:30:49]  Ghostler no legs.
[04:30:51]  Who the fuck donated that shit?
[04:30:53]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
[04:30:57]  All right.
[04:30:58]  Even though you've made episode 66 of the Ghost Show a really pisser.
[04:31:03]  It was all that immigrant bullshit that y'all did at the beginning of the show.
[04:31:07]  Fuck you.
[04:31:09]  Fuck you.
[04:31:10]  I'm an American.
[04:31:11]  You talk to me in American.
[04:31:12]  All right.
[04:31:14]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[04:31:16]  Like I said, whether you like me, whether you hate me, I appreciate you listening to me.
[04:31:20]  And always remember, spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
[04:31:25]  I don't get any help from YouTube.
[04:31:28]  All right.
[04:31:28]  I'm telling you that right now.
[04:31:29]  So the only way that people know about this broadcast is pure word of mouth, baby.
[04:31:34]  So go ahead and spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
[04:31:38]  And by the way, don't forget to subscribe to the channel and make sure to hit that little bell so you can get instant notification because I broadcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday of the Ghost Show at 8.30 p.m.
[04:31:53]  Hey, Ghost.
[04:31:54]  Just got back from mission and I was able to catch your stream luckily.
[04:31:57]  Oh, wow.
[04:31:58]  I hoped your Memorial Day weekend went well.
[04:32:01]  Also, the 75th anniversary of D-Day happened as well.
[04:32:04]  That's right.
[04:32:05]  The lives of these young men will never be forgotten.
[04:32:07]  This week.
[04:32:08]  The greatest generation.
[04:32:10]  The greatest generation U.S. Army 1775.
[04:32:13]  The greatest generation.
[04:32:15]  So cheers to them as well.
[04:32:17]  75th anniversary of D-Day.
[04:32:19]  Cheers to them.
[04:32:20]  And let me tell you something.
[04:32:21]  Cheers to the veterans that go out there and make our country free.
[04:32:26]  The whole reason why I can talk as free as I can, especially on a venue like this, is because of our troops.
[04:32:32]  All right.
[04:32:33]  You can't talk this way if you were a Brit Bong in UK.
[04:32:36]  You couldn't talk this way if you're a part of the EU, boy.
[04:32:39]  You'd be vanned.
[04:32:41]  You'd have a federal authority at your goddamn house.
[04:32:44]  Not in America, baby.
[04:32:46]  Freedom of fucking speech, baby.
[04:32:48]  Cheers, baby.
[04:32:49]  Cheers.
[04:32:49]  All right.
[04:32:50]  Let me go ahead and take this shot.
[04:32:54]  Ah, smooth, baby.
[04:32:56]  I love Scotch.
[04:32:58]  I could shoot Scotch all night, baby.
[04:33:02]  I could shoot Scotch all night, baby.
[04:33:06]  Woo!
[04:33:07]  I feel good.
[04:33:08]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:33:11]  Time is money, Letteller.
[04:33:12]  Chop, chop.
[04:33:13]  Hey, fuck you with your fucking emoji.
[04:33:16]  What is that?
[04:33:17]  What is that?
[04:33:18]  Like some little four-eyed, freckle-faced dork like tapping on a fucking watch telling me what to do?
[04:33:22]  Don't listen.
[04:33:23]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:33:26]  All right.
[04:33:27]  And that's one thing that should have penetrated through your numb skulls a long time ago.
[04:33:31]  You know what?
[04:33:32]  That's it.
[04:33:33]  I'm smoking weed.
[04:33:34]  All right.
[04:33:35]  I'm doing me right now.
[04:33:37]  And you know what I'm going to do?
[04:33:38]  I'm going to smoke me some weed, some devil's lettuce, some wacky tobacco, some marijuana, some mota, some chronic, some indo, some poo smoke, baby.
[04:33:50]  That's what I'm smoking.
[04:33:51]  All right.
[04:33:51]  Give me my pipe.
[04:33:53]  Give me my goddamn pipe and let me empty this fucking pipe out.
[04:33:59]  All right.
[04:34:00]  And let me tell you something right now.
[04:34:02]  You all shut your stupid snaking mouths.
[04:34:04]  I'm doing me.
[04:34:04]  All right.
[04:34:06]  Spell Sir Reagan backwards.
[04:34:11]  Spell Sir Reagan backwards.
[04:34:16]  Nager.
[04:34:18]  Fuck it.
[04:34:19]  You fucking piece of shit.
[04:34:21]  Who the fuck did that?
[04:34:23]  Who the fuck did that, man?
[04:34:27]  Fucking asshole trying to make me say some stupid fucking racial slur.
[04:34:31]  I'm not racist, asshole.
[04:34:33]  All right?
[04:34:34]  I'm not fucking racist.
[04:34:36]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody on the internet knows that, boy.
[04:34:40]  All right?
[04:34:42]  I mean, there's like, there's a whole bunch of blacks in my chat room.
[04:34:46]  These are my blacks.
[04:34:47]  All right.
[04:34:48]  Cheers to my blacks that are in here listening to the broadcast, man.
[04:34:52]  All right?
[04:34:53]  Those are my blacks, and I appreciate them, man.
[04:34:55]  And you people are talking to me like I'm some kind of a goddamn racist.
[04:35:02]  These are my blacks in the chat room, baby.
[04:35:04]  They're my blacks.
[04:35:05]  I like them, man.
[04:35:05]  They're good peeps, man.
[04:35:07]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:35:10]  What is your favorite gin?
[04:35:11]  Well, I have to be honest with you.
[04:35:13]  It'll probably be Beef Eater.
[04:35:14]  Beef Eater is actually better than Tangere.
[04:35:16]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:35:19]  Amicripple.
[04:35:21]  Amicripple.
[04:35:22]  Who the hell is Amric Ripple?
[04:35:23]  Who the hell is that shit?
[04:35:26]  Anyway, Lucifer, I like Beefeater over Tangere.
[04:35:29]  I think Tangure is just a little too, meh.
[04:35:32]  Beef Eater, pretty good stuff.
[04:35:34]  All right.
[04:35:35]  And believe it or not, you can probably find Beef Eater in the well of some of these alcoholic beverage establishments.
[04:35:44]  And how I like gin, I like gin with tonic and a little squeeze of lime.
[04:35:50]  I haven't had one of those in a long time.
[04:35:52]  I got so inebriated, I was praying to the porcelain God for about five or six hours after that.
[04:35:57]  But hey, it is what it is, so I'm glad you asked.
[04:36:02]  Anyway, let me fucking load this bowl.
[04:36:05]  And then once I have a couple of hits, I guess we'll go ahead and get to the rest of the broadcast.
[04:36:10]  It's already four hours and 35 minutes in, for heaven's sake.
[04:36:13]  You know what I'm talking about?
[04:36:15]  So let me go ahead.
[04:36:16]  Listen, listen, I'm going to crack.
[04:36:18]  This is Hollywood Kush, by the way.
[04:36:19]  I don't know what the hell have y'all ever heard of this.
[04:36:21]  Look, I'm going to crack the bud.
[04:36:22]  Listen, listen, listen, listen.
[04:36:25]  Oh, yeah.
[04:36:25]  I'm cracking that bud, boy.
[04:36:27]  I'm cracking that bud.
[04:36:31]  Hey, Nick, shut up.
[04:36:33]  I know what you're trying to make me say.
[04:36:34]  I'm not that stupid, all right?
[04:36:36]  I'm not that fucking stupid, idiot.
[04:36:40]  Trying to make me say some freaking racist garbage for Christ.
[04:36:43]  I'm not a racist, dude.
[04:36:44]  Everybody knows that I am not a racist.
[04:36:48]  I am a melting pot of friendship.
[04:36:51]  And like I said, I want you to amplify that throughout the world.
[04:36:56]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[04:37:00]  All right, let me smoke this.
[04:37:02]  All right.
[04:37:03]  And by the way, don't judge me if I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
[04:37:07]  Don't judge me that I'm smoking the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the mota, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
[04:37:15]  Don't judge me, man.
[04:37:17]  All right.
[04:37:19]  Don't judge me.
[04:37:19]  We have my smoke you gotta hold it in Buy that for a dollar.

=== Mucus Coming Out (05:36) ===

[04:37:39]  Who is this?
[04:37:40]  I'm a Ray says.
[04:37:41]  What's going on?
[04:37:42]  I'm a Ray says.
[04:37:43]  Buy that for a dollar.
[04:37:45]  Oh, Ghost gave me Shadow Ban Mute in the chat.
[04:37:49]  What a coward.
[04:37:50]  Wait a minute.
[04:37:51]  Wait a minute.
[04:37:52]  Are you holding a hold of a hold of?
[04:37:55]  I thought I just saw you.
[04:37:56]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[04:37:58]  Did you ban Evil Mirror fucking engineer?
[04:38:02]  Did you, Evil Mirror?
[04:38:03]  Did you ban him?
[04:38:04]  No, no.
[04:38:08]  Well, according to the engineer, he said you were trying to dox or something.
[04:38:11]  So Evil Mirror, it wasn't me.
[04:38:13]  It was the engineer.
[04:38:14]  He said you were trying to dox some people.
[04:38:16]  We ain't got time for that.
[04:38:17]  All right.
[04:38:19]  We ain't got time for that shit.
[04:38:22]  And by the way, I just took my first hit, dude, and I got mucus coming out my nose.
[04:38:26]  I don't know why the fuck does it do that, dude?
[04:38:28]  Why the fuck?
[04:38:28]  Every time I take my first hit, all of a sudden I got mucus coming out my orifices, dude.
[04:38:33]  Jesus Christ.
[04:38:39]  Oh, that's better.
[04:38:43]  That's better for Christ's sake.
[04:38:45]  I am that Stew Pad.
[04:38:47]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:38:50]  Who the fuck is Stew?
[04:38:52]  I am that.
[04:38:53]  Oh, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
[04:38:56]  I know what you're fucking saying, you asshole.
[04:38:59]  All right, listen.
[04:39:00]  I'm tired of you people phonetically like fucking putting shit on a, on a text-to-speech, and then I'm sitting here, you know, trying to figure it out, and you make me say stupid fucking shit.
[04:39:09]  All right.
[04:39:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:39:13]  Let me take another one of these fucking dollars.
[04:39:18]  Amina We Ultra.
[04:39:21]  Amina Will Ulcher.
[04:39:23]  What the fuck does that fucking?
[04:39:24]  What is that?
[04:39:25]  Is that like a fucking foreign name?
[04:39:27]  What is that?
[04:39:28]  Scandinavian or some shit?
[04:39:31]  Jesus Christ.
[04:39:34]  I'm gonna take another hit for Christ.
[04:39:35]  I'm gonna take another hit.
[04:39:37]  I'm doing me right now.
[04:39:38]  I've been doing everything that you pricks have been wanting to do for the past four hours and 30 minutes.
[04:39:43]  It's time for me to do me.
[04:39:44]  All right.
[04:39:45]  I'm doing me.
[04:39:46]  I'm doing me.
[04:39:48]  All right.
[04:39:49]  Son of a bitch.
[04:40:03]  Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
[04:40:05]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[04:40:12]  Shit.
[04:40:15]  Hey, Manny Gerz.
[04:40:17]  No shit, Manny.
[04:40:19]  I don't know what the hell they're doing.
[04:40:22]  Fuck.
[04:40:24]  Oh.
[04:40:26]  Oh.
[04:40:28]  I need another goddamn tissue, dude.
[04:40:31]  Jesus Christ.
[04:40:40]  Hold on dude Dude, I got a lot of mucus coming out of here.
[04:40:48]  Alright.
[04:40:52]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:40:53]  I mean, you should see the tissue, dude.
[04:40:54]  It looks like a fucking aborted small fucking two-week old fetus, dude.
[04:40:58]  It's fucking disgusting.
[04:41:00]  All right.
[04:41:01]  What is this?
[04:41:03]  I'm a Jew.
[04:41:05]  What the fuck does that mean, man?
[04:41:09]  Oh, I get it.
[04:41:11]  You fucking him.
[04:41:12]  Shut up, all right?
[04:41:14]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[04:41:15]  All right.
[04:41:16]  Just shut up, man.
[04:41:17]  I'm tired of you people fucking making me say this shit.
[04:41:20]  Are you making me say this so you fucking idiots can splice me and make me look stupid?
[04:41:25]  Huh?
[04:41:29]  Hey, whoever donated two bucks, Nick Orr.
[04:41:32]  What's up, dude?
[04:41:33]  Nick Orr sucks.
[04:41:34]  What's going on, dude?
[04:41:35]  How you doing?
[04:41:37]  Two bucker.
[04:41:38]  And you got to acknowledge the two buckers, you know, from time to time.
[04:41:41]  All right?
[04:41:42]  You got to acknowledge them from time to time, for Christ's sake.
[04:41:45]  Man, listen, I'm doing me.
[04:41:47]  I appreciate you sons of bitches are out here, you know, kind of appreciating the fact that, you know, kind of.
[04:41:53]  You know what?
[04:41:54]  Ghost has done a lot this evening.
[04:41:56]  He's taken a lot of stuff.
[04:41:58]  So why don't we just let him be him?
[04:42:00]  I appreciate that, dude.
[04:42:01]  I'm glad you people are understanding what I'm, you know, the kind of stress I've been under, especially, man, since fucking yesterday, man.
[04:42:08]  I had no fucking power from 5.45 p.m. on Thursday afternoon to 2.30 in the afternoon on Friday, dude.
[04:42:19]  I've never experienced something like that ever in my life, dude.
[04:42:23]  I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
[04:42:25]  I'm not even kidding.
[04:42:27]  I'm not even fucking kidding.
[04:42:29]  All right.
[04:42:31]  I ward I purse.
[04:42:34]  What the fuck does I ward I purse?
[04:42:37]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:42:39]  I ward I purse.
[04:42:40]  What the fuck does that fucking?
[04:42:41]  I don't even understand what the hell that means.
[04:42:46]  I ward I purse.
[04:42:47]  What the fuck?
[04:42:48]  What the fuck?
[04:42:49]  I don't understand.
[04:42:52]  Anyway, I don't know what the fuck.
[04:42:54]  I don't know what the hell you guys are doing, dude, but let me fucking let me just take a couple of minutes and do me.
[04:42:59]  And listen, hold on just a second.
[04:43:01]  I've just been informed of something here.
[04:43:02]  I want to make sure that this is accurate, all right?
[04:43:08]  Nick Orr banned from G. Wait a minute.
[04:43:10]  Wait a minute.
[04:43:11]  Why are you banned?
[04:43:12]  Why is Nick Orr banned from why is he banned?

=== Lucha Chat Room (15:38) ===

[04:43:16]  He's not banned from GX, is he?
[04:43:17]  He's not.
[04:43:18]  Nah, man, no.
[04:43:19]  Hey, Nick, everything's all good, dude.
[04:43:21]  We'll make sure.
[04:43:22]  Yeah, everything's all good.
[04:43:24]  All right.
[04:43:25]  Everything's all good.
[04:43:26]  Wait a minute.
[04:43:26]  Are we being raided by Lucha?
[04:43:28]  Is Lucha in this fucking chat room for Christ's sake?
[04:43:32]  Are we being raided by Lucha?
[04:43:34]  Oh, great.
[04:43:39]  So I guess I should be fucking like talking a little bit Mexican now since we've got Lucha.
[04:43:45]  Hey, Lucha.
[04:43:46]  Quépaso, amigo.
[04:43:49]  Tu que es chingaso with este meto meto mas chingon, pinche puto.
[04:43:54]  Huh, I'll go over there, whoop your ass, and I'll take your fucking mask, Holmes.
[04:43:59]  How you like that?
[04:44:01]  All right, I don't think he's in here.
[04:44:03]  I just looked through.
[04:44:04]  I don't think he's in here.
[04:44:05]  Anyway, and even if he was, so what?
[04:44:08]  All right, so what?
[04:44:09]  Why don't you go make me fucking taco or something there, Lucha?
[04:44:12]  All right?
[04:44:15]  Why don't you go make me a goddamn taco, Lucha?
[04:44:19]  All right, huh?
[04:44:21]  You know how to make a taco?
[04:44:22]  Are you one of these goddamn West Coast Mexicans that don't know what tacos is, and it's all burritos for you, huh?
[04:44:30]  Huh?
[04:44:31]  What is this?
[04:44:33]  I know what you're trying to make me say there.
[04:44:35]  I didn't ban it.
[04:44:36]  Shut up.
[04:44:37]  I know what you're trying to make me say there.
[04:44:38]  I'm not going to say that shit.
[04:44:40]  All right.
[04:44:41]  And hey, Lucha, if you're listening, you know, instead of CX, you need to join GX, motherfucker.
[04:44:48]  All right.
[04:44:49]  You know that this group right here, the people that are listening to this broadcast, memed magic, the absolute destruction, the destruction of CX through meme magic.
[04:45:02]  Meme magic.
[04:45:03]  Meme fucking magic, baby.
[04:45:05]  All right.
[04:45:07]  I mean, that's why it's GX, baby.
[04:45:09]  It's GX in the house.
[04:45:10]  Everybody knows it now.
[04:45:12]  All right.
[04:45:13]  Everybody knows it.
[04:45:14]  It's fucking GX for Christ's sake.
[04:45:16]  I mean, look at, what does Ice Poseidon do?
[04:45:18]  I'm going to talk about it tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll show, by the way.
[04:45:21]  Ice Poseidon has gone complete and total cringe lord.
[04:45:26]  All right.
[04:45:27]  Complete and total cringe lord, for Christ's sake.
[04:45:30]  I'm not even joking, man.
[04:45:31]  I mean, Ice Poseidon, I mean, what the hell happened to you, man?
[04:45:35]  Are you trying to like destroy your life, huh?
[04:45:39]  Or are you, look, I'm going to get to it tomorrow.
[04:45:41]  I don't want to talk about troll stuff now.
[04:45:43]  This is the ghost show.
[04:45:44]  All right.
[04:45:44]  We're talking about serious subject matters.
[04:45:47]  Tomorrow we'll talk about Ice Poseidon just completely going off Keister.
[04:45:51]  And apparently, according to reports, he had an abortion outside the stream.
[04:45:59]  He got one of these, I don't know, streaming sluts pregnant.
[04:46:04]  According to reports, this is alleged.
[04:46:07]  But according to reports, you know, he got one of these streaming sluts.
[04:46:11]  Damn, he got an abortion.
[04:46:13]  Ice Poseidon only aborted a kid once a day.
[04:46:15]  Oh, I just said that.
[04:46:17]  I just fucking said that.
[04:46:18]  You see, Anonymous knows what I'm talking about, dude.
[04:46:21]  Anonymous knows what I'm talking about.
[04:46:23]  I'm not even kidding around.
[04:46:24]  This is alleged, of course.
[04:46:26]  This is alleged because, you know, hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
[04:46:31]  I'm Ice Poseidon, dude.
[04:46:33]  You know, that bitch, dude, I didn't want to grow up with a kid, dude.
[04:46:36]  You know, dude, it's only me, dude.
[04:46:38]  Fuck it.
[04:46:38]  I'm only 24, dude.
[04:46:39]  I got to fuck more bitches, dude.
[04:46:41]  I only fuck like about a handful of fucking bitches, dude.
[04:46:44]  I need more, dude.
[04:46:45]  Fuck it, dude.
[04:46:50]  Hey, listen, this is alleged, of course, just like it's alleged, although there's a lot of damning evidence that points to the possibility, but a little bit of a coker.
[04:47:00]  A little bit of a coker, to say the least.
[04:47:02]  I've got a bean pie with Lucha's name on it, Adolph Ghostler.
[04:47:08]  Well, first of all, don't call me Ghostler.
[04:47:10]  Did I really say that to Lucha?
[04:47:12]  Did I get a bean pie with his name on it?
[04:47:16]  Anyway, anyway, look, Lucha, obviously.
[04:47:18]  I don't know.
[04:47:18]  Is Lucha in here?
[04:47:19]  Let me go look at the participants.
[04:47:21]  up the participants there engineer is lucha i don't see lucha in here I don't see him anywhere.
[04:47:27]  He's just, you know, I don't see him.
[04:47:29]  He's not in here.
[04:47:31]  I don't see him.
[04:47:32]  All right.
[04:47:33]  He's probably, you know, smiling like he's got a fucking burrito in his hand or something, dude.
[04:47:38]  You kidding me?
[04:47:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:47:42]  Know, as a matter of fact, for Lucha's demographic persuasion, what he's doing right now is skilled labor, you know.
[04:47:49]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:47:51]  When he was a scuff butler at the CX house or the CX mansion, that's fucking skilled labor for where he comes from.
[04:47:57]  Are you kidding me?
[04:47:58]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:48:00]  That's what's fucking, that's Lucha there.
[04:48:02]  Ariba, yes.
[04:48:05]  I'm not even skilled labor for Lucha and his brand and his demographic, if you will.
[04:48:10]  What is this?
[04:48:12]  Lucha is watching.
[04:48:14]  He wants to call you, and his whore bag is bitching you at his whore bag.
[04:48:19]  What he's got his Ruka.
[04:48:21]  Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:48:23]  He's got a Ruka next to him.
[04:48:25]  Is she Latina?
[04:48:27]  Is his Ruka Latina, or is he like doing like, you know, the black girl thing or something?
[04:48:32]  Huh?
[04:48:34]  Oh, he left.
[04:48:35]  Oh, are you kidding me?
[04:48:38]  His fucking.
[04:48:39]  Of course, he's going to fucking turn me off.
[04:48:40]  Are you kidding me?
[04:48:41]  I'm making him look lower than fucking Tattoo from Fantasy Island's nutsack.
[04:48:47]  Are you kidding me?
[04:48:50]  Of course he.
[04:48:51]  I don't blame him for leaving.
[04:48:53]  I would too, baby.
[04:48:54]  We don't like Mexicans here on the ghost show.
[04:48:56]  Remember Mr. Tacos and Ibanezzo?
[04:48:59]  Also, G. Shut up, Weina.
[04:49:02]  All right.
[04:49:03]  Just shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling hole.
[04:49:06]  Or actually, you're the gay one, right?
[04:49:08]  So it'll probably smell a little like, you know, smegma and bacon bits or some shit with a little bit of nutty flavor or something.
[04:49:15]  I don't know.
[04:49:16]  Anyway, listen.
[04:49:19]  Okay, you know, Lucha left.
[04:49:20]  I'll tell you the reason why Lucha left, baby.
[04:49:24]  He didn't want his women to see him getting like, you know, cut down lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, baby.
[04:49:30]  He doesn't want to hear you.
[04:49:31]  He's making me look stupid.
[04:49:33]  I don't like it.
[04:49:35]  I want to get out of here.
[04:49:36]  I don't like what he's doing.
[04:49:38]  He's a puto.
[04:49:40]  You know, it's what he's doing.
[04:49:41]  So, yeah, he doesn't want his girl.
[04:49:43]  I was about to talk to his girl.
[04:49:44]  That's when he left.
[04:49:45]  All right.
[04:49:46]  I was just about to talk to his girl.
[04:49:48]  His girl was about to just cream out of her goddamn, I guess.
[04:49:52]  Yeah, they wear panties, right?
[04:49:54]  No, Mexicans don't wear panties.
[04:49:55]  They just think out the skirts and you lift up the skirt and there it is.
[04:49:59]  Whatever.
[04:49:59]  All right.
[04:49:59]  She's creaming.
[04:50:00]  All right.
[04:50:01]  She's creaming.
[04:50:02]  All right.
[04:50:03]  She can't believe that there's a real man out here that is throwing around manly dominance around this internet like it ain't shit, baby.
[04:50:10]  That's why he had to get a leaf.
[04:50:13]  He had to leave.
[04:50:13]  He could tell the excitement that his woman was getting into.
[04:50:17]  Let me tell you, I mean, I'm out here in San Antonio, okay?
[04:50:21]  And we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[04:50:25]  And let me tell you something.
[04:50:26]  These Latinas, whenever they see this Gavacho walking around, throwing fucking manly dominance around like it ain't shit.
[04:50:35]  I mean, they start giving me the oi poppy, all right?
[04:50:38]  I'm not even fucking around.
[04:50:40]  They start giving me the oi poppy and, you know, Miketo Muncho and all that bullshit.
[04:50:46]  I tell you that right goddamn now, boy.
[04:50:51]  I'm not kidding.
[04:50:54]  I'm not kidding.
[04:50:55]  Give me my drink.
[04:50:59]  They start giving me the oi poppy, you know.
[04:51:07]  All right.
[04:51:09]  All right.
[04:51:09]  I think I'm, all right.
[04:51:10]  I think, I think, I think I'm good.
[04:51:12]  I think, I, I think I'm all right.
[04:51:14]  I think I'm good.
[04:51:15]  I think I'm all right.
[04:51:16]  All right.
[04:51:16]  Let me go ahead.
[04:51:21]  That was good, ghost.
[04:51:22]  That was good.
[04:51:23]  They started giving me the oy poppy.
[04:51:29]  I'm sorry.
[04:51:30]  That was pretty good, dude.
[04:51:31]  I'm sorry.
[04:51:31]  I had to catch myself there.
[04:51:32]  It was pretty fun.
[04:51:33]  That was pretty fun.
[04:51:34]  That was funny, dude.
[04:51:36]  All right.
[04:51:38]  Yeah, and by the way, hey, Lucha, you've got to go back, dude.
[04:51:42]  You've got to go back.
[04:51:44]  So go back to your homeland and take your fucking burritos and all your culture with you unless you want to come in legally, okay?
[04:51:53]  Unless you want to come in legally, I have no problem, Lucha.
[04:51:56]  All right.
[04:51:56]  We'll let you in legally.
[04:51:58]  We'll give you one of those work visas.
[04:52:00]  So just in case you get uppity, because you know, you're Mexican, sometimes you like to get the machismo going on and you start getting uppity.
[04:52:07]  You know, we just send you back.
[04:52:08]  It's no problem.
[04:52:09]  You know, I'm just saying.
[04:52:11]  I mean, legally, all right.
[04:52:14]  Legally.
[04:52:15]  All right.
[04:52:16]  Let me smoke this All right And that's why Lucha left, dude.
[04:52:26]  He didn't want to hear his fucking, he did not want his woman to hear this kind of manly dominance.
[04:52:31]  Are you kidding me?
[04:52:33]  Are you kidding me?
[04:52:34]  I mean, what is this woman doing?
[04:52:35]  Just look, like, just take it, just take a fucking instance with me.
[04:52:38]  All right.
[04:52:39]  What is Lucha's woman actually hearing?
[04:52:42]  All right.
[04:52:43]  How you doing?
[04:52:44]  I want to go smoke some dabs.
[04:52:46]  He smokes dabs, by the way.
[04:52:47]  I'm going to go smoke some dabs.
[04:52:48]  I want to go do this.
[04:52:50]  And can you have any money?
[04:52:52]  I need some money because I, you know, used to be the scuff battler out there at the CX house, but me don't have no job no more.
[04:53:00]  So I need some money.
[04:53:01]  I need to have something.
[04:53:03]  That's what I need to do.
[04:53:05]  I need to buy more masks for myself because everybody thinks it I remember.
[04:53:11]  And that's why I need you.
[04:53:13]  I need you to find Rooka.
[04:53:15]  I need you to be around me.
[04:53:17]  So you'll make me look better.
[04:53:19]  You make me look better.
[04:53:22]  His woman looks horrible.
[04:53:25]  I've never seen his woman, dude.
[04:53:26]  I've never seen his woman.
[04:53:28]  Never.
[04:53:29]  Oh, she looks like a drag queen.
[04:53:34]  Does her make ah, dude?
[04:53:36]  That ah, oh, man.
[04:53:42]  All right.
[04:53:42]  All right.
[04:53:43]  Hey, I think he's regretting that he raided this son of a bitch.
[04:53:46]  All right.
[04:53:47]  I think, I think, I think, I think he's regretting he raided this son of a bitch.
[04:53:50]  You can't just raid the Go show, man.
[04:53:53]  You kidding me?
[04:53:54]  Well, look, look at look at Monkey De La Rocha, which isn't saying much.
[04:53:57]  He's a fucking cod eating Puerto Rican.
[04:53:59]  He's saying that he'd smash that.
[04:54:01]  You know, he's saying he'd smash that drag queen looking broad.
[04:54:05]  So I don't know.
[04:54:07]  Here's my drink.
[04:54:11]  All right.
[04:54:11]  Where are we at?
[04:54:12]  We're at 453.
[04:54:15]  No, we don't raid streams today.
[04:54:18]  We don't raid.
[04:54:18]  This is the Go show.
[04:54:19]  We raid streams on the troll Saturday Night Troll show.
[04:54:25]  All right.
[04:54:25]  And if Lucha's on, I'll go check out his, you know, stupid.
[04:54:28]  His content really does suck, dude.
[04:54:30]  I mean, he was actually rather funny when he was doing the little scuffed CX mansion.
[04:54:35]  Dude, he's a fucking idiot.
[04:54:36]  He's a boring.
[04:54:38]  I mean, as a matter of fact, most of these live streamers that are available, dude, are boring now, man.
[04:54:44]  I mean, that's why Ice Poseidon.
[04:54:45]  I'm going to talk about this tomorrow, dude.
[04:54:47]  He's a complete cringe lord now, dude.
[04:54:50]  He's a complete fucking cringe lord.
[04:54:52]  I think he's lost his fucking mind, dude.
[04:54:54]  He's lost his fucking mind.
[04:54:56]  So, I mean, I want some real life streamers, and I'd like some content back, dude, but nobody's doing it, dude.
[04:55:02]  There's nobody out there doing any live streaming, man.
[04:55:06]  I mean, you know, listen, I like EBZ, okay?
[04:55:11]  But EBZ is making a complete mockery of himself, buying fucking wigs and, you know, putting himself in white face and all this other shit.
[04:55:20]  I mean, who's a oh, scuff Jim Carrey, dude?
[04:55:23]  I don't.
[04:55:26]  That dude's a tard that should be separated from society, dude.
[04:55:29]  That dude makes me sick.
[04:55:30]  Even his own fans know he's a fucking degenerate loser.
[04:55:35]  His content makes me sick.
[04:55:36]  I don't even go to his content anymore because it's so fucking stupid.
[04:55:40]  All right, I'm not even joking.
[04:55:41]  So that's why I'm saying.
[04:55:43]  I mean, you know, CX is dead.
[04:55:45]  It's over.
[04:55:46]  See for yourself.
[04:55:47]  Either a drag queen does her makeup or oh, Loot.
[04:55:50]  Okay, look, Dark Me Magician Girl donated the 15 bucker.
[04:55:55]  So I'm obligated to do this.
[04:55:56]  So let's see what I don't want to.
[04:55:59]  I don't want to stream raid this, but if Lucha's chick is on, I'd like to see this drag queen looking broad.
[04:56:06]  I want to see what Lucha's pulling in here.
[04:56:08]  All right.
[04:56:09]  Like I said, you got Monkey De La Rocha, which isn't saying much.
[04:56:12]  He's a Puerto Rican piece of trash.
[04:56:14]  Puerto Ricans will fucking fuck anything.
[04:56:16]  He said he'll smash it.
[04:56:17]  So let's see what this is.
[04:56:18]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[04:56:20]  What is this?
[04:56:21]  We're putting the PC shot on.
[04:56:23]  Oh, dude.
[04:56:24]  Is that his chick right here?
[04:56:26]  Is that her?
[04:56:28]  Oh, my God.
[04:56:28]  My hair is sleeping.
[04:56:30]  That's her right there.
[04:56:31]  No shit.
[04:56:31]  That looks like a tranny, dude.
[04:56:34]  She's trying to hide the Adams apple.
[04:56:36]  I'm trying to look here.
[04:56:37]  I'm trying to look here.
[04:56:39]  She's hiding the Adams apple.
[04:56:45]  She looks like she's hiding the Adams.
[04:56:48]  Oh, look, there's other dudes there, dude.
[04:56:51]  Oh, dude, what a cockfest, dude.
[04:56:53]  What a fucking.
[04:56:54]  All right.
[04:56:55]  I've seen enough.
[04:56:56]  Look at me.
[04:56:57]  He can't even keep her attention.
[04:56:58]  She wants the other dude's attention.
[04:56:59]  Look at this.
[04:57:02]  She's like, hey, how you doing?
[04:57:03]  She's trying to get the other dude's attention.
[04:57:04]  Look at Lucha.
[04:57:05]  Yo, what's up, A Lim?
[04:57:06]  Fucking forever alone.
[04:57:07]  Look at this guy.
[04:57:08]  I was in a music video.
[04:57:12]  Jesus, dude.
[04:57:13]  Really?
[04:57:13]  I don't even think this is his chick.
[04:57:15]  I think he's trying to pick up this chick.
[04:57:17]  I think he's trying to...
[04:57:19]  I think he's trying to pick up this chick.
[04:57:21]  Oh, dude.
[04:57:23]  I'm trying to see for an Adams apple there, dude.
[04:57:25]  She's trying to hide it.
[04:57:27]  So if you're trying to hide it, then, you know, come on, dude.
[04:57:33]  What the hell is this?
[04:57:34]  Oh, yeah.
[04:57:35]  This is the fucking music video that they recorded.
[04:57:37]  That stupid scuffed mansion, dude.
[04:57:41]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:57:42]  How cliche have money in my hand, a couple of dumb cunts in the background, I got a gold chain and waving my hands around saying a bunch of fucking urban gibberish.
[04:57:56]  Fuck you, you racist piece of shit.
[04:57:57]  Oh!
[04:58:01]  Hey!
[04:58:03]  Wow, I'm a racist!
[04:58:05]  Why am I a racist?
[04:58:08]  I'm in San Antonio, Texas, man!
[04:58:11]  I mean, I got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[04:58:15]  What the fuck's he talking about?
[04:58:19]  I mean, I got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[04:58:23]  What the fuck are you talking about, Lucha?
[04:58:26]  Keep leeching ghosts.
[04:58:27]  You fucking leeching off me, you fucking dirty Mexican.
[04:58:31]  You're leeching off me.
[04:58:33]  All right, you know what?
[04:58:34]  Fuck this.
[04:58:34]  I'm not gonna.
[04:58:35]  You know, fuck you, Lucha.
[04:58:36]  I hope you choke on that fucking jewel for Christ's sake.
[04:58:39]  All right, I hope that you fucking actually hook up with this broad, and she has a bigger cock than you, and she shoves it right down your fucking throat.
[04:58:47]  And of course, you being a Mijicano, you're like, depending on how much mota and cerveza you got in your fucking system, you're like, hey, you know what?

=== Dirty Mexican Leeching (06:44) ===

[04:58:54]  Whoa.
[04:58:55]  She looked like a girl, dude.
[04:58:57]  She looked like a girl.
[04:58:58]  So this is why he left.
[04:58:59]  He's trying to impress this fucking tranny over here.
[04:59:02]  That's why he left.
[04:59:03]  All right, get out of here.
[04:59:04]  I'm out of here.
[04:59:04]  Fuck this guy.
[04:59:06]  Fuck this guy.
[04:59:07]  This guy's a fucking idiot for Christ's sake, man.
[04:59:09]  That's cool, bro.
[04:59:10]  Shut up, you know what?
[04:59:12]  Learn how to peep some game to a bitch, all right?
[04:59:15]  Learn how to peep some game to a bitch, Puto.
[04:59:19]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[04:59:21]  Hey, look at me.
[04:59:22]  I'm on the internet.
[04:59:24]  People like me.
[04:59:25]  Look, I look at this.
[04:59:27]  And then he tried to go look at my stream.
[04:59:29]  And I'm fucking making him look like a fucking fucking idiot.
[04:59:32]  And he's like, oh, shit, I got the goal.
[04:59:34]  EBZ is begging for money now, trying to make music and chilling his song constantly on stream.
[04:59:40]  EBZ is about to get kicked out of his place and he might need to go back to Cameroon.
[04:59:46]  Carol is a fucking loser and you shouldn't raid him.
[04:59:49]  He doesn't deserve it.
[04:59:50]  Oh, oh, shit, dude.
[04:59:55]  I know, hey, Mike Cock, no shit.
[04:59:57]  I literally have three times as many viewers as he is.
[04:59:59]  Don't leash off me.
[05:00:01]  Don't you leash off me.
[05:00:03]  Now, I know EBZ is about to get kicked out of his place.
[05:00:06]  Is he seriously thinking about going to Cameroon?
[05:00:09]  Cameroon is in Africa.
[05:00:12]  Got it out of the way.
[05:00:15]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[05:00:18]  Yeah, and look, listen.
[05:00:21]  What EBZ needs is somebody like to kind of guide him to what content is and just do it, but he ain't going to do it.
[05:00:27]  He's not.
[05:00:29]  Stupids pick?
[05:00:31]  What the hell does that mean?
[05:00:34]  Stupids pick?
[05:00:35]  I don't know what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[05:00:36]  What the hell?
[05:00:37]  I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
[05:00:40]  All right.
[05:00:42]  Anyway, I can't believe.
[05:00:44]  I can't believe Lucha over here.
[05:00:46]  What a fucking Lucha.
[05:00:47]  I mean, that's not his chick, dude.
[05:00:49]  He was obviously trying to impress this chick.
[05:00:51]  I mean, that's what Burger does.
[05:00:52]  He literally had Burger's M.O. He'll go up to a chick and be like, hey, look, I got a whole bunch of people talking.
[05:00:58]  I got a lot of people watching me and I ain't doing.
[05:01:02]  And then when they see his chad, it's like, Ron, he's a rapist.
[05:01:05]  And you know what I'm saying?
[05:01:06]  I mean, it's just, it's, you know, you need a peep game on a bitch.
[05:01:11]  All right, Lucha, you got a peep game on a bitch.
[05:01:14]  You're going to impress her that you're a fucking goddamn streamer.
[05:01:17]  Nobody gives a shit.
[05:01:18]  Ice Poseidon, okay, let me just put this in perspective.
[05:01:23]  During Ice Poseidon's prime, this dude was making $50,000 or $60,000 a month.
[05:01:31]  And even with all that money and all that streaming fame, he couldn't even pick up chicks in Europe, dude.
[05:01:38]  I saw his European tour.
[05:01:40]  I saw Ice's European tour, dude.
[05:01:43]  He couldn't pick up chicks anywhere.
[05:01:46]  And you know what?
[05:01:47]  He ended his European tour in a pizza.
[05:01:50]  In a beat.
[05:01:51]  Dude, I cannot believe you've got to be damn near queer to not get laid in a beats of Spain, dude.
[05:01:59]  And he did it.
[05:02:00]  He couldn't do it.
[05:02:01]  You want to know why?
[05:02:02]  Because the first day he was there in a pizza, he got bullied.
[05:02:06]  Okay.
[05:02:07]  He got bullied by some Chad muscleheads from Australia.
[05:02:11]  And he got scared.
[05:02:12]  So he actually flew in.
[05:02:14]  Believe it or not, he got so scared.
[05:02:16]  He flew in track suit Andy to come and like chill with him in a pizza.
[05:02:22]  And all they did was it was just you could go look for all that.
[05:02:26]  It's all out there, but it was fucking cringy as fuck.
[05:02:29]  And then he couldn't get laid there.
[05:02:31]  So he went back with his tail between his legs.
[05:02:34]  And then he met Caroline.
[05:02:35]  And then, you know, because he had Caroline by the fucking finger, he thought he was a pimp and started fucking other.
[05:02:43]  It's horrible, dude.
[05:02:45]  It's horrible.
[05:02:45]  But that's life for all those folks that are out there.
[05:02:48]  That's life, dude.
[05:02:50]  All right, let me smoke this and then take some goddamn shout outs here.
[05:02:58]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:03:00]  And hey, wait a minute.
[05:03:01]  They said, did Ice admit that he's bisexual?
[05:03:07]  Did he finally come out the closet and say that, hey, I'm a bisexual?
[05:03:13]  Are you serious?
[05:03:14]  Because, I mean, come on, dude.
[05:03:15]  Like, you didn't know.
[05:03:17]  Like, you didn't know.
[05:03:19]  He was already like, like, he was already on second and third base with like trannies on the LA street corners and shit.
[05:03:26]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:03:27]  Anyway, look, I really feel bad for Ice Poseidon.
[05:03:30]  I think he's, I think he's going nuts.
[05:03:32]  I think that he realizes that all the money that he made is completely pissed away and he's got nothing to show for it.
[05:03:42]  And now that he's in Austin, he's realizing that Austin, even though it's not as much as L.A., it costs a lot of money to live in Austin, dude.
[05:03:50]  And even if you're getting a shitbag like fucking apartment, it costs a lot of money.
[05:03:55]  And, you know, this guy, I want to be honest with you, he is so scared to in-real life stream.
[05:04:00]  It's sad, dude.
[05:04:01]  It's sad.
[05:04:02]  It's so sad that he is so sad.
[05:04:06]  He just wants to do like video game streams and then forget about the in-real life streaming, even though he innovated it.
[05:04:13]  Even though he innovated it, he doesn't want to do any scared shit.
[05:04:17]  Listen, it's sad, dude.
[05:04:19]  It's really fucking sad.
[05:04:20]  I liked Ice Poseidon.
[05:04:21]  I thought he was innovative.
[05:04:23]  I thought he was ahead of his time in 2016, 17.
[05:04:27]  Once 2018 came around is when he started, you know, he started seeing that this fucking guy thought he was bigger than he was.
[05:04:33]  He thought he was a rock star.
[05:04:35]  You know, he had his fucking trolls put that he was the fucking richest man in LA.
[05:04:39]  He would actually, he would actually go up to chicks and be like, yeah, dude, I'm the richest man in LA, dude.
[05:04:46]  You know, I mean, just now, I don't know what he is, dude.
[05:04:49]  It's sad what has happened to Ice Poseidon.
[05:04:52]  It's fucking sad.
[05:04:53]  And I watched him, dude.
[05:04:55]  That's why I'm, I mean, even though I'm just telling you my opinion.
[05:05:00]  I think it's fucking sad.
[05:05:01]  I think it's fucking sad.
[05:05:02]  And he is in Austin, and I'm in San Antonio.
[05:05:06]  I mean, if he doesn't have the ego, okay, and he wants to contact me, you know, talk and, you know, whatever, I'd be open to that shit.
[05:05:19]  But, you know, I don't know where Ice is coming from anymore.
[05:05:23]  I'd like to help him out, dude.
[05:05:24]  I mean, I don't know what I'd do.
[05:05:25]  I don't know what I could do.
[05:05:28]  I mean, he's had fucking, you know, this fucking kid made like, what is it, $400,000 or $500,000 in one fucking year, for fuck's sake, dude?
[05:05:37]  What am I going to tell that kid?

=== Ice Poseidon Sadness (04:00) ===

[05:05:39]  All right.
[05:05:40]  All right.
[05:05:40]  Let me get some more beer.
[05:05:41]  Let's take some fucking, let's go to the fucking, let's go on with the rest of the show.
[05:05:45]  All right.
[05:05:45]  Here we go.
[05:05:47]  All right.
[05:05:48]  And don't fucking clock me.
[05:05:50]  Don't fucking sit here and talk garbage about, you know, oh, let's clock ghosts and let's do that.
[05:05:55]  Don't fucking do it or I'm going to keep drinking.
[05:05:57]  If you keep doing it, I'm going to keep drinking.
[05:05:59]  All right.
[05:06:02]  That was funny.
[05:06:03]  Fucking Lucha thought he could raid.
[05:06:05]  And then I was like, fucking making this idiot look like a moron in front of that tranny that he was trying to impress.
[05:06:12]  Now I'm a racist, dude.
[05:06:13]  I'm not racist.
[05:06:14]  I live in San Antonio, Texas, dude.
[05:06:16]  I can't be racist.
[05:06:18]  Are you joking?
[05:06:20]  Can't be fucking racist, dude.
[05:06:22]  I'm a fucking melting pot of friendship, man.
[05:06:24]  Somebody should go over there and tell him.
[05:06:25]  All right.
[05:06:27]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[05:06:29]  All right.
[05:06:30]  We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here in San Antonio, dude.
[05:06:35]  How the hell am I going to, you know?
[05:06:38]  And by the way, I want to say cheers to my blacks in the chat room.
[05:06:41]  I got a bunch of blacks in the chat room.
[05:06:44]  All right.
[05:06:45]  Cheers to my blacks in the chat room, man.
[05:06:47]  Cheers to you guys.
[05:06:48]  I'm telling you, I got a whole bunch of people of all diverse races that listen to my broadcast.
[05:06:54]  I mean, do you know that I'm relayed in Bangkok, Thailand?
[05:06:58]  You know, I'm being relayed in the Philippines right now.
[05:07:01]  I'm really big in the Isle of Man, by the way.
[05:07:04]  I don't know if y'all know that.
[05:07:05]  Really big in the Isle of Man.
[05:07:07]  So, you know, stop hating on me, man, for Christ's sake.
[05:07:10]  Let me take a chug of this.
[05:07:16]  Oh, yeah.
[05:07:18]  That's what I'm talking about.
[05:07:19]  Yeah, anti-communist relays me in Taiwan.
[05:07:22]  Look at that shit.
[05:07:25]  I'm not even joking.
[05:07:27]  Dude, I'm being relayed right now into Discord servers that have 3,000 plus people listening at one fucking time.
[05:07:36]  All right.
[05:07:37]  I mean, I'm that.
[05:07:38]  I mean, don't you fucking people understand?
[05:07:41]  I am the underground, dude.
[05:07:43]  I know y'all think that I'm just some fucking cookster and that I'm a boomer.
[05:07:47]  And yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:07:48]  I am the underground, dude.
[05:07:51]  I am the underground.
[05:07:55]  For fuck's sake, man.
[05:07:57]  Why?
[05:07:57]  Hey, hey, look, why do you think YouTube's been so lenient to yours truly, okay?
[05:08:02]  They understand that I'm the underground.
[05:08:04]  Do you understand that?
[05:08:06]  They understand that I'm the underground.
[05:08:08]  And I have nothing bad to say about YouTube.
[05:08:12]  All right.
[05:08:12]  Now, I disagree with them on how they handle the Carlos Maza situation.
[05:08:17]  I disagree with them on how they handle the Steven Crowder situation, but it's their platform, okay?
[05:08:23]  They may want to just ban me one day.
[05:08:25]  And hey, look, if they do, they do.
[05:08:26]  It sucks.
[05:08:27]  It's sad.
[05:08:27]  I don't want it to happen.
[05:08:29]  All right.
[05:08:30]  But, I mean, it is what it is, man.
[05:08:33]  And I'm just saying, I am the underground, dude.
[05:08:38]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[05:08:39]  Do I have to fucking tell you this again?
[05:08:42]  I have had an illustrious, an illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career.
[05:08:48]  And people on the internet, even at the highest levels of Silicon Valley, they know it, dude.
[05:08:52]  They know me.
[05:08:53]  They know me.
[05:08:56]  They know me, man.
[05:08:59]  They know me for Christ's sake.
[05:09:02]  And I'm respected around these internet.
[05:09:05]  I'm respected for Christ's sake.
[05:09:07]  I'm respected.
[05:09:09]  That's what you people don't understand.
[05:09:11]  All right.
[05:09:12]  And cheers to YouTube, by the way, for allowing me to do my Faya thing, man.
[05:09:17]  Cheers to YouTube.
[05:09:18]  All right.
[05:09:19]  I would never go to Twitch.
[05:09:21]  Ever, ever go to Twitch.
[05:09:24]  I never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
[05:09:29]  I'm not even joking.
[05:09:30]  Twitch sucks.
[05:09:32]  No, no Twitch.
[05:09:33]  Down with Twitch.
[05:09:35]  All right?
[05:09:37]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:09:39]  We don't know who I am.

=== Twitch Platform Hate (04:36) ===

[05:09:40]  Oh, fucking Silicon Valley.
[05:09:42]  We don't know.
[05:09:43]  They know who the fuck I am.
[05:09:45]  Are you kidding me?
[05:09:46]  They know who the fuck I am.
[05:09:49]  Jesus Christ.
[05:09:52]  I'm a fucking internet legend, dude.
[05:09:54]  Listen, I'm not trying.
[05:09:58]  All of you people that are new to the broadcast, whether you're listening to me live or in the archive, excuse me, just Google up ghost, true capitalist, ghost, true conservative.
[05:10:10]  Take a look and get lost in all the content that I have created or fucking fans have created.
[05:10:19]  I mean, I literally, look, you'll go back to like 200A, 2007.
[05:10:25]  I created fucking memes, if truth be told.
[05:10:28]  I created fucking memes for Christ's sake, all right?
[05:10:31]  I made a report to the police department yesterday about you, marijuana, P-O-S-C-S-S-I-O-N.
[05:10:37]  Good.
[05:10:38]  Audio and streams were given as evidence.
[05:10:41]  You smoke me, Mon Wed Fry, sat.
[05:10:44]  It is a Class B misdemeanor.
[05:10:45]  OR hired to be a P-O-S-C-S-S-I-O-N integrity.
[05:10:49]  Hey, hey, hey, San Antonio Police Department, you're an idiot, dude, because you just, if you were a local, you'd realize that they are no longer prosecuting or even acknowledging personal use marijuana use in San Antonio.
[05:11:04]  All right.
[05:11:06]  Soiled old wheelchair.
[05:11:08]  Yeah, real funny.
[05:11:09]  I'm not even joking, dude.
[05:11:10]  I mean, they're not even fucking with marijuana anymore.
[05:11:12]  All right.
[05:11:13]  This town is so violent-ridden.
[05:11:15]  There's so many break-ins.
[05:11:17]  I mean, this is a dangerous fucking city.
[05:11:19]  All right.
[05:11:20]  They're not going to go after a fucking bag of weed for Christ's sake, you fucking idiot.
[05:11:26]  Stupid.
[05:11:27]  They probably put the fucking case number out on you for calling them, you fucking moron.
[05:11:32]  Jesus Christ.
[05:11:33]  I'm not even joking.
[05:11:35]  I'm not even kidding, dude.
[05:11:36]  They're not even prosecuting that shit anymore.
[05:11:38]  This is a liberal city, you idiot.
[05:11:40]  All right.
[05:11:41]  A little too liberal.
[05:11:42]  You heard at the beginning of the broadcast that for whatever reason, our fucking mayor, Nurenberg, parentheses, parentheses, parentheses, is allowing fucking hundreds of fucking immigrants from the Congo come into this fucking goddamn city.
[05:11:56]  We just took in like a couple of hundred fucking people from the border about two weeks ago.
[05:12:02]  I mean, come on, dude.
[05:12:04]  It's a fucking liberal ass city, dude.
[05:12:06]  You can do, they could do almost anything.
[05:12:09]  Go to Main Street right now.
[05:12:11]  That's the gay part.
[05:12:12]  That's the gay strip of San Antonio.
[05:12:15]  Go to the fucking Main Street and see how many people are sucking each other off out in the parking lots out there, okay?
[05:12:21]  All right.
[05:12:21]  I'm not joking.
[05:12:23]  Go out there and see how liberal this damn fucking city truly is, for Christ's sake.
[05:12:28]  All right.
[05:12:28]  I'm just saying.
[05:12:29]  I'm just saying.
[05:12:33]  Jesus Christ.
[05:12:34]  I can't believe you would say that about me, dude.
[05:12:37]  I mean, I'm just.
[05:12:39]  I reported you to the San Antonio Police Department.
[05:12:42]  They don't give a fuck.
[05:12:44]  They don't give a fuck.
[05:12:45]  Dude, right now, as we speak, it's two in the morning right now.
[05:12:49]  I'll tell you what's going to happen right now.
[05:12:52]  There are at least, I would say, a few thousand people that are hitting the highways right now because they have been let out of bars.
[05:13:01]  As a matter of fact, it may be more than that because last month's alcohol sales for the city, $57 million of alcohol sales in this city alone last month.
[05:13:13]  So maybe even more than that, okay?
[05:13:15]  They're out there, they're driving drunk, and these cops, they care more about that shit.
[05:13:20]  They care more about break-ins and people vandalizing.
[05:13:24]  I mean, you know, that they have made graffiti a felony in this city, okay?
[05:13:30]  You know that putting graffiti on a building, all right, will put you in more of a fucking felony than some fucking bag of weeds.
[05:13:40]  So go fuck yourself, all right?
[05:13:43]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:13:45]  I'm not even joking.
[05:13:46]  You people are pissing me off with this shit.
[05:13:48]  You think you're trolling me?
[05:13:49]  Like, I informed you.
[05:13:50]  I did this.
[05:13:52]  I don't give a fuck.
[05:13:54]  I don't give a fuck.
[05:13:58]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:13:59]  You think you're going to fucking affect me for Christ's sake?
[05:14:01]  This is my life, dude.
[05:14:03]  Listen, what I'm doing here, I built myself.
[05:14:07]  Now, it's not like some fucking huge ass empire or anything of that nature.
[05:14:11]  I didn't have mommy and daddy to give me shit.
[05:14:14]  I didn't have anybody to take me under my wing.
[05:14:15]  This is my fucking world.

=== Self Made Empire (10:23) ===

[05:14:17]  All right.
[05:14:17]  I'm not a fucking freight.
[05:14:18]  All right.
[05:14:19]  What a freaky thing you people can do.
[05:14:21]  All right.
[05:14:23]  Some damn good music.
[05:14:25]  Dude, I'm about to get the shout-outs, dude.
[05:14:29]  Beep, beep.
[05:14:31]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:14:32]  All right, look.
[05:14:35]  Let me just take a look at these two and look at the fucking shout-outs for Christ's sake.
[05:14:39]  What is this?
[05:14:41]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:14:44]  Oh, this is a goddamn fucking commercial.
[05:14:50]  I do subscribe to YouTube Premium.
[05:14:54]  I just don't.
[05:14:55]  This is not the account I do it on.
[05:14:56]  Are you kidding me?
[05:14:58]  Oh, wait a minute.
[05:14:59]  Hey, Gino X1987.
[05:15:01]  Is this Pavarati?
[05:15:03]  It's fucking Pavarati.
[05:15:05]  Let's get to Pavarati.
[05:15:07]  Hey, it's James Brown with Pavarati, baby.
[05:15:12]  This is a man's.
[05:15:15]  Oh, yeah.
[05:15:17]  This is a man's world.
[05:15:20]  This is a man's world.
[05:15:24]  Hell yeah.
[05:15:27]  This is a man, nothing.
[05:15:31]  Nothing.
[05:15:32]  Man.
[05:15:33]  Without a woman or a girl.
[05:15:36]  Yeah.
[05:15:37]  RIP to both these motherfuckers.
[05:15:42]  See, man made the car.
[05:15:45]  Man, James Brown knew how to belt, man.
[05:15:47]  He knew soul, baby.
[05:15:49]  If y'all have never heard James Brown's music, come on, man.
[05:15:53]  You gotta listen to it, baby.
[05:15:57]  That's why we let him pass on all the crime that he committed because he was just so damn good, baby.
[05:16:04]  All right, let me go ahead and turn this off, man.
[05:16:06]  Hey, you know what?
[05:16:07]  Geno, Gino X1987.
[05:16:10]  I thought you were going to do something stupid, man.
[05:16:12]  That was badass.
[05:16:12]  All right, let me play beat beeps.
[05:16:15]  All right, let me play beat beeps before, man, because I really got to get the.
[05:16:19]  I can't even believe I've been on this long.
[05:16:21]  All right, I really didn't, I almost fucking didn't even come here because I thought I didn't have the energy to do it.
[05:16:26]  But, you know, once you start putting a couple of beers in a son of a bitch, you know, all of a sudden those beers, you know, you know, a beer's a meal, technically.
[05:16:34]  You know, I want y'all to know that you're consuming lots of calories when you're, you know, when you're drinking beer.
[05:16:41]  I mean, you're consuming calories.
[05:16:42]  I mean, it's not a joke.
[05:16:45]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[05:16:47]  We've got Rucka Rucka.
[05:16:49]  Oh, all right.
[05:16:50]  This is the last one.
[05:16:51]  This is my beat beep.
[05:16:52]  All right.
[05:16:53]  is this?
[05:16:59]  Dude, that's not funny, dude.
[05:17:06]  Dude, this is not funny, dude.
[05:17:16]  All right, dude.
[05:17:17]  This is not funny.
[05:17:18]  We drive drunk.
[05:17:22]  My truck, okay?
[05:17:29]  All right.
[05:17:30]  All right.
[05:17:30]  This is horrible.
[05:17:31]  I'm not going to fucking sit here and do this.
[05:17:34]  Yeah, real funny meat meep.
[05:17:35]  And by the way, I do not repeat drive drunk, okay?
[05:17:39]  I do not.
[05:17:40]  All right.
[05:17:40]  Because if you do, you might spill something.
[05:17:42]  And I ain't got time for that.
[05:17:44]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
[05:17:50]  All right.
[05:17:50]  Do we have chat room shout outs, Engineer?
[05:17:55]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get to them.
[05:17:57]  And let's get to it right now.
[05:18:00]  GX in the chat if you want to shout out, baby.
[05:18:02]  All right.
[05:18:03]  Olive Yaksloff, Sperby the Bird, Anthony J, Stone Mang Sam, Jax Jim, Bill O'Reilly.
[05:18:13]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:18:14]  Ghost, have you ever had a girl fucked?
[05:18:17]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:18:20]  Why in the fuck would you even ask that?
[05:18:23]  And no, I have not.
[05:18:24]  Absolutely not.
[05:18:26]  Never, man.
[05:18:28]  All right.
[05:18:28]  Who do we got here?
[05:18:29]  Geralt.
[05:18:31]  I'm not saying that name.
[05:18:32]  Odd Eyes Magician, UFC fan27.
[05:18:35]  Hey, mate, sorry for late 15 bucker.
[05:18:38]  I've been stuck at work all day and missed most of today.
[05:18:42]  Here's a song I listened to while hitting 190 kilogram squats for reps the other day.
[05:18:47]  Which is about yeah, this is the real aesthetic.
[05:18:53]  All right, just FYI.
[05:18:55]  Anybody's asking if this is the real aesthetic, this is the real aesthetic right here, okay?
[05:18:59]  I'm not even joking, okay?
[05:19:01]  So let me take a couple more shout-outs before I play that because I don't want these people to fucking piss and moan.
[05:19:07]  Blake, Incel King, Nihao Mofo, G-Man Capitalist, Alex Jones is 66 crap of the fucking 2000.
[05:19:19]  Fuck you!
[05:19:20]  Kick that asshole out of here.
[05:19:22]  Alex Jones is 66.
[05:19:24]  Crap.
[05:19:24]  Get him the fuck out.
[05:19:26]  Get him out of here.
[05:19:28]  Get him the fuck out.
[05:19:31]  Jesus Christ.
[05:19:32]  Who we have here?
[05:19:33]  We got what's up, BN King, the rookie, Lone Wolf, Andrew S., Flamin' Creations, Bob Tom.
[05:19:42]  I'm not saying that.
[05:19:43]  You said CX.
[05:19:44]  Get that asshole that said CX.
[05:19:46]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[05:19:48]  It's fucking GX, all right?
[05:19:50]  King Fatah, Twilly Atkins, what's up to Twilly Atkins?
[05:19:54]  How you doing?
[05:19:55]  Wandering shows, Janova Wolf, Bond Dayton, Night Prowler, John Echison, Spermy, the fucking guy.
[05:20:05]  Get Spermi's ass out of here!
[05:20:09]  We've got Lightning Note.
[05:20:10]  We got a friendly medic, Broske, 1223, Kurzmuzian Tora, Dorito Burrito, Zappy, Project Foxfire, Gurak.
[05:20:22]  Fucking Gurak said CX.
[05:20:24]  Get him out of here.
[05:20:25]  Get him the fuck out of here.
[05:20:26]  He said CX.
[05:20:28]  Get him out!
[05:20:30]  We got Oliver Carswell.
[05:20:33]  We got Paywall Cigar, Solar Shield, Live On Media, Rock07, Officer Flatfoot, Meme Man.
[05:20:42]  Hey, hold on, calm down.
[05:20:43]  I'm trying to get all these for Christ's sake, dude.
[05:20:45]  Hey, what's up, Dan Lippert in the house?
[05:20:47]  Cheers to you, dude.
[05:20:49]  Chris, Tora, New Brew.
[05:20:51]  I think I already said that, but either way, you're putting GX, baby.
[05:20:54]  It's all good.
[05:20:55]  Bonzie Buddy, the American Dream, X-rated 3, Your Imagination, Kitty Kins, SSP, Sugarbutt Starburst.
[05:21:06]  Fuck that, bro.
[05:21:07]  Get her out of here.
[05:21:08]  Get her the fuck out of here.
[05:21:09]  She's a drunk bitch.
[05:21:10]  Get her out.
[05:21:12]  We've got Lightning Note.
[05:21:13]  We've got John Doe, Resistance Fighter 14, aka Mason, VC40, excuse me, VC.445.
[05:21:22]  Holy stars, Burgundy Sauce, Danger Dan, Spud25, Officer Flatfoot.
[05:21:28]  I already said Officer Flatfoot, I think.
[05:21:31]  You know what, German, the pansexual fraud.
[05:21:33]  You either fucking say GX or you're getting out of here, too.
[05:21:38]  Marks Jester, Dark Blame257.
[05:21:41]  What up, man?
[05:21:43]  There's the whore.
[05:21:44]  Yes, I am the whoremon.
[05:21:47]  We got Roxy Reyes, Angry Freddy Fan 1993.
[05:21:53]  Big Balls Bagging.
[05:21:54]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[05:21:56]  We got Comic, Devil Duck Raptor, Brad Jacobs.
[05:22:03]  I'm not going to.
[05:22:03]  You know what?
[05:22:04]  Fuck you, Bacchus Survivor.
[05:22:05]  You keep doing that shit.
[05:22:06]  You're out of here too, you piece of shit.
[05:22:08]  All right, you do that.
[05:22:09]  You're out of here.
[05:22:11]  All right.
[05:22:12]  Ex-Gosion.
[05:22:14]  Dorito Burrito.
[05:22:16]  GX is Alex Jones' shit.
[05:22:18]  Fuck you.
[05:22:19]  Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
[05:22:21]  We've got Duff Guy, turncoat tradition, Spermy the Hedgehog.
[05:22:27]  Empty threats like his granny, man.
[05:22:29]  Fuck, get that ass.
[05:22:30]  Get him out of here.
[05:22:32]  Get that fucking.
[05:22:33]  Get him out.
[05:22:36]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:22:38]  Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[05:22:40]  Yeah, we all know Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[05:22:44]  Yugi Henry Tudor.
[05:22:47]  Doom Sector.
[05:22:49]  I've already said all this.
[05:22:50]  Hakaru Takahashi.
[05:22:53]  Amazing Almaza.
[05:22:55]  Amazing Almaza?
[05:22:56]  What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[05:22:58]  Fit Go Rage Servers, please.
[05:23:01]  Immortal Paul Not Walking.
[05:23:03]  Kevin, my reflection.
[05:23:06]  I'm not going to say that name.
[05:23:07]  Icon.
[05:23:09]  Sparky Sap.
[05:23:11]  Keem Scares.
[05:23:12]  Charles Sheed.
[05:23:13]  Tim McCrab.
[05:23:15]  Seriously, Samsung.
[05:23:17]  Anime Dude64.
[05:23:19]  ICUP.
[05:23:22]  I'm not going to say that fucking name.
[05:23:23]  Oh, there's Weena.
[05:23:25]  Oh, you fucking Weena.
[05:23:27]  You better shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:23:32]  System 23, Edgar Crimson.
[05:23:35]  Do you think I'm sexy?
[05:23:38]  Who else we got?
[05:23:39]  I think I've already said all these.
[05:23:40]  I think I've said all of them.
[05:23:41]  Watch her in the dark.
[05:23:43]  Asriel Kecker, is that that fucking kid?
[05:23:46]  Is that that fucking kid for Christ's sake?
[05:23:48]  That better not be that fucking kid.
[05:23:51]  Jeeper, Wob Mux, Constancy Valdor, Odd Eyes Magician, Pete Graham.
[05:23:59]  What's up?
[05:24:00]  I've already said all these, man.
[05:24:01]  Black Hat.
[05:24:02]  I don't think I've said Black.
[05:24:03]  Mind Cortexed.
[05:24:05]  Who else we got here?
[05:24:06]  We got Ghost on Grinder grinds his butt cheeks.
[05:24:09]  Yeah, real funny.
[05:24:10]  Brian Augustine, Khabib Nagarbaroff.
[05:24:13]  There's Khabib.
[05:24:15]  We've got Spermy the Jew mouse asshole.
[05:24:19]  Quetzalquadle, Levi Coinblat, Chicken Sandwich, Lyle Chipperson.
[05:24:27]  Oh, there's Baca.
[05:24:28]  Yeah, you better fucking say GX, you piece of shit.
[05:24:31]  There's Boat, Capitalist Shrimp, Meow Rocket, Slig Gooey, whatever the hell that means.

=== American Hero Tom Fitton (08:49) ===

[05:24:40]  Tracker 21N, excuse me, Tracker 210 plays.
[05:24:44]  Jesus Christ.
[05:24:45]  Skolmer, Rock07, Tom Fitton.
[05:24:50]  Shut up.
[05:24:51]  Don't talk about Tom Fitton, you piece of shit.
[05:24:53]  Little Swizzy Records, Bloodbath.
[05:24:57]  There's Chris.
[05:24:59]  I'm not saying that fucking name.
[05:25:01]  Lizard G. Putus.
[05:25:03]  I think we've said SSP.
[05:25:05]  I think we've said them all, dude.
[05:25:07]  I think we've said them all for Christ's sake.
[05:25:08]  All right.
[05:25:09]  Now, what I got to do here is I've got to drain the main vein, first of all.
[05:25:15]  And secondly, most importantly, I've got to set up the radio graffiti, dude.
[05:25:19]  I'm not even joking around.
[05:25:20]  I'm not even set up for it.
[05:25:22]  And like I said, tomorrow, there's probably going to be, we're probably going to do it earlier in the broadcast.
[05:25:28]  We will.
[05:25:29]  Not probably.
[05:25:29]  We are.
[05:25:30]  We are going to do it earlier in the broadcast.
[05:25:32]  All right.
[05:25:33]  All right.
[05:25:33]  So without any further ado, let me show something to you people.
[05:25:37]  I mean, because I usually just put the Insanity Control, which is the royalty-free heavy metal song that I use.
[05:25:48]  Cheers to the guy that made it.
[05:25:51]  But I got to show y'all something.
[05:25:54]  Y'all got to learn something because that's what I'm going to start doing from now on.
[05:25:58]  I'm not going to sit here and just play music.
[05:26:01]  I think you folks need to start learning a little bit of something.
[05:26:06]  So that's why, you know, I'm trying to, you know, leave it on something.
[05:26:12]  Four hours without a piss.
[05:26:14]  Ghost's catheter bag is ready to explode.
[05:26:16]  No, dude, you have to understand, dude.
[05:26:18]  I mean, I'm a man.
[05:26:19]  All right.
[05:26:20]  I fill myself up with piss and fury all the goddamn time.
[05:26:24]  You see, I drink like a man, boy.
[05:26:26]  I drink like a man.
[05:26:28]  And you see, that's what some of you boys out there need to start learning how to do.
[05:26:31]  All right.
[05:26:33]  That's what you boys need to start learning how to do for Christ's sake.
[05:26:37]  And I know that some of you out there, you think you're a man because, yeah, look at me, man.
[05:26:41]  Come on, man.
[05:26:43]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:26:46]  So you're not a man until you're actually a man.
[05:26:49]  Do you understand?
[05:26:50]  Because I'm the man.
[05:26:52]  All right.
[05:26:52]  I'm a man, baby.
[05:26:54]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and let's talk about.
[05:26:59]  Hey, speaking of which y'all talking about Tom Fitton, trying to talk shit about Tom Fitton.
[05:27:03]  Let's look at something with Tom Fitton in it.
[05:27:05]  Of course, it's going to be Fox News.
[05:27:09]  And I believe this is Sean Hannity because Sean Hannity is the only one that has the balls to be able to go out and expose the deep state, expose these bureaucrats in this criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C., and their disgusting, filthy, illegal attempt to overthrow a duly elected president.
[05:27:29]  All right.
[05:27:31]  All right.
[05:27:31]  So without any further ado, hold on, let me take one more chug of beer and then I'm going to go drain the main vein and then I'm going to go hook up the radio graffiti.
[05:27:39]  And then when that, when we come back, don't go anywhere.
[05:27:42]  I'm going to leave you with a little bit of Sean Hannity with a little bit of Tom Fitton and listen to Tom Fitton.
[05:27:48]  If you don't know what Judicial Watch is, you better go and subscribe to their channel right now.
[05:27:55]  And you listen to what Judicial Watch is doing.
[05:27:58]  They are literally doing God's work.
[05:28:00]  We wouldn't know half the stuff about what the deep state did to try to overthrow President Trump without the legal, the legal fucking lawsuits of Tom Fitton and Judicial Walt.
[05:28:14]  Hey, hold up, Spermy the Hedgehog.
[05:28:16]  Go shove it up your ass.
[05:28:19]  All right.
[05:28:19]  Let me go ahead and take this chug and we're going to go.
[05:28:22]  We'll be right back.
[05:28:23]  Don't go anywhere.
[05:28:24]  Hold on.
[05:28:30]  Chug a lug, chug a lug.
[05:28:32]  All right.
[05:28:33]  And by the way, it's not even Hannity on hosting.
[05:28:36]  It's actually Bondino.
[05:28:38]  Bondino, the guy you're about to see.
[05:28:41]  Let's put him on the screen.
[05:28:42]  This guy, ex-Secret Service, he knows what's going on in the deep state.
[05:28:48]  And I think everybody should listen to this man and listen to folks on the right, folks.
[05:28:53]  Everybody that's on Trump's side is pro-Americana.
[05:28:56]  I mean, everybody, look, we're almost in to the second term of President Trump.
[05:29:02]  And everybody thought that during his first presidency that, oh my God, he's going to ruin the country.
[05:29:07]  And this is that.
[05:29:08]  You people have had the best peacetime, the best economic productivity, wages rising.
[05:29:16]  You know that there are more jobs available in this country than there are people looking for jobs.
[05:29:23]  So anyway, without any further ado, let me go ahead and do this.
[05:29:26]  When I come back, we're going to do radio graffiti.
[05:29:28]  Play it, engineer.
[05:29:28]  Play it.
[05:29:29]  Thanks to Judicial Watch.
[05:29:30]  We now have even more evidence in corruption and incompetence at the highest levels of our bureaucracy.
[05:29:35]  Newly uncovered documents are showing that the conduit of the deep state himself, Bruce Orr, was actually given a whopping $28,000 bonus and a raise.
[05:29:46]  Compliments of you, the American people, during the very height of the Russia witch hunt.
[05:29:51]  But that's not all.
[05:29:53]  Yet another discovery from Judicial Watch is revealing how the Clinton email investigation was so botched that important investigatory notes are now totally missing, while others are damaged beyond repair.
[05:30:04]  Nothing to see there, folks.
[05:30:05]  Join us now with Moore's Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton and Fox News legal analyst Greg Jarrett.
[05:30:11]  Greg, I'll go to you on this again, speaking of these inequities.
[05:30:15]  This magical information appears on Trump all the time about Kalimnik being a rushing intelligence guy, despite the fact that the State Department used him.
[05:30:23]  We found out with the Trump Tower meeting with Vesel Nitskaya that this was so horrible for Don Trump Jr., yet Vesel Nitskaya was working with the company paid for by Hillary.
[05:30:31]  And yet when it comes to information on the Clintons, it all seems to magically disappear into this black hole.
[05:30:36]  Unequal justice selective prosecution became the hallmarks of the Obama administration and James Comey and Robert Mueller.
[05:30:47]  I'll give you a couple of examples.
[05:30:50]  Uma Abedin told the FBI, oh, there was no hacking of Clinton's server.
[05:30:55]  Documents show that was simply untrue.
[05:30:57]  The Chinese had hacked her server and she knew it.
[05:31:01]  So that appears to have been a lie.
[05:31:03]  Uma Abedin and Cheryl Mills also told the FBI, and again, this is under oath.
[05:31:09]  Oh, we don't know anything about Hillary Clinton using a private, unauthorized server.
[05:31:13]  Documents show they were talking about it, communicating about it.
[05:31:17]  And yet they were never prosecuted.
[05:31:19]  Comey was asked about that.
[05:31:21]  Why didn't you prosecute?
[05:31:22]  Oh, he said, you know, failing memories should be forgiven.
[05:31:26]  So the lesson here is if you're a friend of Hillary Clinton, you get a free pass.
[05:31:32]  And if you so much as cough and sneeze in the vicinity of Donald Trump, the full force of the federal government will come after you with a vengeance.
[05:31:42]  Yeah, Mike Flint and George Papadopoulos is sure.
[05:31:44]  Failing memories weren't forgiven at all.
[05:31:46]  They were thrown in jail.
[05:31:47]  That's right.
[05:31:47]  Ridiculous.
[05:31:48]  Tom, I'll go to you.
[05:31:49]  Judicial Watch has been doing just tremendous work lately, Tom.
[05:31:52]  And your recent discovery here of this missing information with the FBI.
[05:31:57]  I have a theory on this.
[05:31:58]  Tell me if you think I'm right.
[05:32:00]  This is the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community's notes with the Committee.
[05:32:04]  You've got a lovely relationship with Molly.
[05:32:07]  I'd rather pop it out.
[05:32:08]  And my dick is a charm.
[05:32:09]  I'm going to deploy it.
[05:32:10]  Boy, I'll bury you right now.
[05:32:12]  And these hosts say I'm blind because I don't see nothing wrong with the little bump in the middle of the email if it was hacked and what was out there.
[05:32:20]  Well, the dates line up.
[05:32:21]  The missing meeting notes are from a meeting that the intelligence community IG had with Peter Strzok and Company.
[05:32:28]  It looks like about a month after the ICIG referred it to DOJ.
[05:32:33]  So they had this, the intelligence community refer to the Justice Department, Hillary Clinton, for investigation over her missing emails, national security implications.
[05:32:43]  They have a meeting about the issue a month later, and the notes are nowhere to be found.
[05:32:50]  And it looks like it lines up with discussions the agencies had about whether the Chinese were able to gain access to virtually all of her emails.
[05:33:00]  And the notes are gone.
[05:33:01]  And it says a result of a lawsuit that it's come out.
[05:33:04]  It's not a voluntary disclosure.
[05:33:06]  And, you know, to me, it just shows you they didn't care.
[05:33:09]  I mean, it was a sham investigation.
[05:33:11]  Oh, they lost some notes.
[05:33:12]  Who cares?
[05:33:13]  Last week, they admitted to us that there were 302s, four witnesses.
[05:33:18]  The interview statements were missing.
[05:33:20]  So, you know, if you don't care about the investigation, you know it's wired.
[05:33:24]  I hear you, Tom Fitton.
[05:33:25]  The basics.
[05:33:26]  I hear you, man.
[05:33:27]  I hear you.
[05:33:28]  Cheers to Tom Fittlin.

=== Radio Graffiti Warning (15:37) ===

[05:33:30]  This man right here is an American hero.
[05:33:33]  And if you are not following in every capacity, in every social media capacity, Judicial Watch, then I don't know what the hell you're doing for Christ's sake.
[05:33:43]  I don't know what the hell you're doing.
[05:33:44]  I don't know what the hell you're doing.
[05:33:46]  Anyway, I'm back, folks.
[05:33:47]  I didn't want to leave you with too much.
[05:33:49]  I just wanted y'all to know that there's corruption afoot at this organized crime organization we call Washington, D.C.
[05:33:57]  And we should be so lucky that President Trump has exposed this son of a bitch, exposed the corruption.
[05:34:05]  And like he said in a press conference outside in the Rose Garden, this will be his biggest achievement is exposing the fucking corruption in this damn government.
[05:34:17]  All right.
[05:34:18]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead.
[05:34:23]  Do we have any radio graffiti callers, engineer, by the way?
[05:34:29]  All right.
[05:34:29]  Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:34:37]  And I'm talking about radiography.
[05:34:43]  That's right, folks.
[05:34:44]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[05:34:50]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now, 515-604-9052.
[05:34:57]  And when the broad, the operator, the automated operator starts talking, push in 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, however you know it.
[05:35:07]  And then you will be in queue.
[05:35:09]  You will be in queue to participate in radio graffiti.
[05:35:14]  And what does that mean?
[05:35:15]  That means when I call on your area code or on your name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[05:35:25]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[05:35:29]  All right.
[05:35:30]  So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and do this.
[05:35:33]  Do we got radio graffiti calls?
[05:35:37]  All right, let's go ahead and do this right now.
[05:35:42]  All right, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[05:35:47]  It's okay to be gay.
[05:35:50]  with the boys in the merry way.
[05:36:04]  Let's rejoice with the gay game.
[05:36:05]  All right, yeah, I know.
[05:36:06]  You're celebrating Pride Month.
[05:36:09]  It's okay to be gay.
[05:36:10]  Of course, it's some English variant there.
[05:36:13]  You can hear the English twang on that son of a bitch.
[05:36:17]  Who else we got here?
[05:36:18]  We got a lot of people for Radio Graffiti tonight.
[05:36:20]  How about, hold on, let's go over here.
[05:36:23]  Let's go over here.
[05:36:23]  How about how about Bloodbath, Radio Graffiti?
[05:36:29]  Well, you know what I think about Bloodbath?
[05:36:31]  This is what I think about Bloodbath.
[05:36:33]  This is the only Bloodbath that I give two craps about here.
[05:36:36]  This is what I think about Bloodbath.
[05:36:39]  That's what I think about Goddamn Bloodbath, you stupid idiot.
[05:36:44]  What the hell was that?
[05:36:46]  First of all, that was a splice, obviously.
[05:36:49]  But I mean, was he trying to ingratiate himself as if I actually said that or something?
[05:36:57]  See what I got to put up with, dude?
[05:36:58]  This is sick shit, dude.
[05:37:00]  All right.
[05:37:00]  Oh, wait, hold on.
[05:37:02]  This isn't Lucha Radio Graffiti.
[05:37:04]  This ain't Lucha.
[05:37:13]  Yeah, it's just...
[05:37:15]  What the hell?
[05:37:15]  What the hell is that?
[05:37:16]  What the hell is she talking about?
[05:37:18]  You are a madman.
[05:37:20]  What the fuck is that?
[05:37:21]  I don't even know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
[05:37:24]  Jesus Christ.
[05:37:25]  How about Mosh Rolla, Radio Graffiti?
[05:37:30]  When, no, when, no, when, no, when.
[05:37:49]  You know what?
[05:37:50]  You know, I want to be honest with you.
[05:37:51]  I'm starting to have a feeling that we're being listened to by a lot of jihadist Middle Eastern sympathizers or jihadists themselves.
[05:38:01]  I don't know what it is, but I'm starting to get that feeling.
[05:38:04]  I don't know about you.
[05:38:05]  All right, let's go to another goddamn call here.
[05:38:07]  How about Jesus Christ?
[05:38:10]  There's a lot of these sons of bitches.
[05:38:12]  How about 770 Radio Graffiti?
[05:38:29]  What the fuck?
[05:38:30]  I mean, that was a, dude, did I forget to say no Obama phone if you're going to call up, dude?
[05:38:37]  Didn't I just say, I should have said, I should have said it.
[05:38:40]  I should have said it for Christ's sake.
[05:38:42]  Who else do we have here?
[05:38:44]  Good God, dude.
[05:38:45]  Who else we got?
[05:38:45]  We got how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[05:38:54]  Sounds like you got a nasty call.
[05:38:56]  Yeah?
[05:38:57]  No shit.
[05:38:57]  Here, baby.
[05:38:58]  Try this.
[05:38:59]  Soothe?
[05:39:00]  Yeah.
[05:39:01]  Soothe annihilates coughs and cold symptoms.
[05:39:04]  Wow, I'm seeing donkeys.
[05:39:08]  That's a patented cough-killing concoction of Cozy, morphine, and alcohol.
[05:39:12]  Y'all code will be history.
[05:39:14]  How's it cold now?
[05:39:16]  Who the hell are you?
[05:39:17]  I'm your wife, fool.
[05:39:18]  Soothe kills a cough fast.
[05:39:20]  And for the kids, it's Soothe Jr., the medication that comes in a fun, animal-shaped container kids will love.
[05:39:27]  Hey, look at me.
[05:39:28]  I'm digital communication just like that.
[05:39:32]  Oh, my God.
[05:39:33]  He's barely breathing.
[05:39:34]  No, that's just the medicine doing his magic.
[05:39:37]  Thanks to Soothe.
[05:39:38]  His cough is history.
[05:39:40]  But Soothe, you'll forget you had a cough.
[05:39:42]  Your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom.
[05:39:44]  Dude, feel better.
[05:39:45]  You know, I'm not playing this.
[05:39:46]  You know what y'all are doing?
[05:39:47]  Y'all are making a joke out of lean.
[05:39:50]  A joke out of lean.
[05:39:52]  And that's not something to be joking about, dude.
[05:39:54]  That's dangerous stuff.
[05:39:55]  Do not take lean.
[05:39:57]  And that's ghosts trying to tell you that, all right?
[05:40:00]  413 Radio Graffiti.
[05:40:09]  Hey, come, Guzzler.
[05:40:10]  Give it a wicked queen.
[05:40:13]  Oh, yeah.
[05:40:14]  What the fuck?
[05:40:16]  Oh, yes.
[05:40:19]  What are you doing to that dog?
[05:40:22]  What are you doing to that dog?
[05:40:29]  What the fuck?
[05:40:32]  What the fuck did I just listen to, man?
[05:40:34]  Was that guy raping a dog?
[05:40:37]  Did I hear that fucking correctly?
[05:40:39]  And then.
[05:40:42]  Dude, you guys are sick, man.
[05:40:44]  I mean, you know, no wonder they call this community the fucking most toxic fucking community on the internet, dude.
[05:40:50]  This is sick shit.
[05:40:52]  This is sick fucking shit, man.
[05:40:58]  How about Annis Turtle, Radio Graffiti?
[05:41:02]  What's going on, folks?
[05:41:03]  And thank you for your inquiry on wanting to be a part of the infamous inner circle.
[05:41:09]  I do want to give a little bit of a preamble of what we want in the inner circle.
[05:41:14]  We want man children.
[05:41:16]  We want anybody who's so cartoon fetish that it encompasses their whole lives.
[05:41:21]  We want anybody who is stagnant in their life.
[05:41:23]  We are definitely looking for anybody who is going to drag down the inner circle in any kind of troll or any kind of jokester-like capacity.
[05:41:33]  We don't want unadulterated capitalists.
[05:41:37]  So if you've ever thought about being an inner circle member, now is the time.
[05:41:41]  Get the fucking get this fucking fuck up.
[05:41:45]  I never fucking said that.
[05:41:49]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:41:52]  I never fucking said that shit, you fucking asshole.
[05:41:56]  Fucking stupid pieces of shit.
[05:41:59]  I never fucking said that, man.
[05:42:01]  And you see, this is the worst part about fucking radio graffiti, man.
[05:42:05]  These fucking assholes splicing my voice, making me say shit.
[05:42:09]  I never said.
[05:42:12]  I never said that shit.
[05:42:16]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[05:42:20]  I see you P, Radio Graffiti.
[05:42:26]  I see you, P. What the fuck?
[05:42:30]  All right, get this fucking asshole.
[05:42:32]  This fucking Helen Keller deaf mute asshole.
[05:42:34]  Get him out of here.
[05:42:36]  Jesus Christ.
[05:42:38]  What is this?
[05:42:39]  A fucking warning to ghost radio graffiti?
[05:42:43]  You greeted that bad.
[05:42:49]  What the fuck is that?
[05:42:50]  What the fuck is that?
[05:42:52]  A fucking warning to go.
[05:42:54]  Fucking warden these nuts, asshole, alright?
[05:42:57]  Jesus Christ.
[05:42:58]  Oh, oh, this is rich.
[05:43:00]  Ghost Granny Radio Graffiti.
[05:43:15]  Okay, you don't need to shout.
[05:43:21]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:43:23]  You fucks!
[05:43:24]  I'm tired of you acting like my granny!
[05:43:26]  And was that the fucking African booty scratcher for fucksy?
[05:43:29]  Who the f ⁇ ?
[05:43:31]  Fucking bastard!
[05:43:33]  Stop talking about my granny!
[05:43:35]  Fuck!
[05:43:38]  Fucking shaking shit!
[05:43:41]  Damn it!
[05:43:44]  God damn it, man!
[05:43:48]  You fucks, man!
[05:43:52]  My granny, you fucking pieces of shit, if you only knew her!
[05:43:56]  If you only knew her, man!
[05:44:00]  My fucking granny was a pious woman, man!
[05:44:04]  She never cursed a day in her life!
[05:44:08]  Whenever she would make food for us young'uns, man, and we had anything left over, man, she'd give it to the neighbors, man!
[05:44:16]  And every time you fucking assholes talk shit about her, especially whoever the fucked us that on Radio Graffiti, man, whoever'd have fucked us that, man, fuck you, man!
[05:44:26]  Fuck you!
[05:44:29]  Fuck you, man!
[05:44:34]  Oh, I'm so sick of you people, man!
[05:44:36]  I'm so fucking sick of you!
[05:44:41]  Fucking hell, man!
[05:44:43]  Oh, God, man!
[05:44:49]  And what is this?
[05:44:49]  Who the fuck is it?
[05:44:50]  The grand opening radio graffiti!
[05:44:57]  This is Zed Commander with KSAT News.
[05:45:00]  I'm reporting live on location in the heart of downtown San Antonio at the grand opening of the Silent Thunder Bathhouse, funded by local LGBT philanthropist Ghost Politics.
[05:45:10]  We asked multiple people for their comments on this.
[05:45:13]  Here's what they had to say.
[05:45:15]  I am like running out of toilet over here.
[05:45:18]  I could really go for another chocolate-flavored one.
[05:45:21]  I could feel it running down my throat.
[05:45:24]  All creamy and delicious.
[05:45:28]  Free Travado like OMZ.
[05:45:32]  Damn, Galtie.
[05:45:33]  I'm gonna put my cantole juice in here.
[05:45:36]  This place is so elegant.
[05:45:38]  Ghost shit like the city council here for some good clean fun.
[05:45:42]  Who I.
[05:45:43]  We also spoke to the owner to see what he had to say about this.
[05:45:46]  I'm a $5 whore!
[05:45:48]  I need more!
[05:45:50]  My butt check!
[05:45:52]  Well, there you have it, folks.
[05:45:54]  Come on, get out of the mouth.
[05:45:57]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[05:45:59]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:46:00]  And was that Tub Guy participating in that fucking shit?
[05:46:05]  That fucking Tub Guy?
[05:46:07]  Or Christ's sake?
[05:46:09]  Ah!
[05:46:10]  Fucking piece of shit!
[05:46:13]  Ah!
[05:46:13]  Fuck, man!
[05:46:16]  Was that fucking Tub Guy?
[05:46:18]  Did I fucking hear it?
[05:46:21]  Did I fucking hear it?
[05:46:25]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:46:27]  If I'm gonna take another fucking goddamn radio graffiti call, man, I need more beer, man.
[05:46:35]  Jesus Christ.
[05:46:39]  Fucking tub guy, fucking African booty scratcher, man.
[05:46:43]  What kind of a fucking Mall or Friday fucking episode 66 is this?
[05:46:50]  What kind of fucking episode 66 is this, man?
[05:46:56]  And somebody in the comment section of one of my videos said that this is the exact 666 episode of all my shows or some shit.
[05:47:06]  Can somebody validate that?
[05:47:11]  All right, man.
[05:47:13]  Fucking shit, man.
[05:47:15]  You fucking piece of shit, man.
[05:47:18]  You fucking pieces of shit, man.
[05:47:22]  918 radio graffiti.
[05:47:26]  Spermy ghost shiny radio graffiti.
[05:47:29]  There were all kinds of cars around him, and it looked like he was going to put, I was getting out.
[05:47:33]  Time to get out.
[05:47:34]  You never know.
[05:47:35]  Maybe he's taking the car jacket to the victim's house.
[05:47:41]  Clear the area now.
[05:47:42]  The San Antonio Police Department.
[05:47:44]  What the hell?
[05:47:45]  This is the warning.
[05:47:46]  Clear this area.
[05:47:47]  Keep saying empty threats.
[05:47:49]  Keep saying this and that.
[05:47:51]  Because I'm going to end it.
[05:47:52]  You take the shit.
[05:47:53]  Get to ride to the airport.
[05:47:55]  Tell the hops to go.
[05:47:57]  And we'll talk like a cowboy.
[05:47:59]  No.
[05:48:00]  Don't fucking go there.
[05:48:02]  You have 15 minutes.
[05:48:04]  You disappear.
[05:48:05]  Don't fucking go there.
[05:48:06]  Don't go there.
[05:48:07]  I'm warning you.
[05:48:08]  You bloodthirsty little heathen.
[05:48:11]  I'm warning you.
[05:48:13]  What the hell?
[05:48:14]  Cry like a little bitch.
[05:48:17]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:48:18]  You're a pussy.
[05:48:20]  Fuck you.
[05:48:21]  And fuck you.
[05:48:31]  I'm not going to be a good one.
[05:48:31]  I'm not going to be a good one.
[05:48:32]  Just fucking.
[05:48:32]  You want war?
[05:48:33]  You got it.
[05:48:35]  Yeah, you did war.
[05:48:36]  It's war.
[05:48:37]  You want it?
[05:48:38]  You got it.
[05:48:39]  You want a war?
[05:48:40]  We're taking a war.
[05:48:41]  All right?
[05:48:42]  I got your dick, you stupid people.
[05:48:46]  I got your dick.
[05:48:52]  Suspect is down.
[05:48:53]  I repeat.
[05:48:54]  Suspect is down.
[05:48:58]  Get off.
[05:48:58]  Get off.
[05:48:59]  Get up.
[05:48:59]  Get off.
[05:48:59]  Get up.
[05:48:59]  Get up.
[05:48:59]  Get off.
[05:49:00]  Get off.
[05:49:00]  Get off it.
[05:49:03]  If anything went horribly wrong, we'd be able to cut away from it.

=== War With The Chat (05:07) ===

[05:49:07]  Shut up.
[05:49:08]  Without subjecting you.
[05:49:09]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:49:11]  SHUT UP MAN, THAT FUCKING, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SPLIFE WAS THAT- Who the fuck did that?
[05:49:17]  I did that!
[05:49:28]  What kind of a fucking Baller Friday is this, man?
[05:49:31]  What the fuck, man?
[05:49:34]  What the fuck?
[05:49:37]  And shut up, man.
[05:49:39]  That wasn't fucking funny in the fucking chat room, man.
[05:49:42]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:49:43]  God damn it.
[05:49:44]  I'm not going to end that shit on that, man.
[05:49:47]  I'm not ending that shit on that, man.
[05:49:49]  I gave you my fucking beer.
[05:49:57]  You fucks, man.
[05:49:58]  You fucks, man.
[05:49:59]  You fuck.
[05:50:01]  You fuck.
[05:50:05]  I'm going to take just a couple of more, man.
[05:50:07]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[05:50:08]  Shut up in the fucking chat room, man.
[05:50:11]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:50:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:50:16]  619 Radio Graffiti.
[05:50:22]  Yo, ghost?
[05:50:24]  Yo, ghost?
[05:50:25]  Oh, no.
[05:50:27]  I found this mod.
[05:50:29]  This is a game called Ghost Punch Out.
[05:50:32]  And it's like a Mike Tyson's punch-out mod, but you play his ghost and you beat his wife.
[05:50:40]  Shut the fuck.
[05:50:41]  That's not real.
[05:50:42]  You're just being a little bastard troll.
[05:50:44]  She's weakening Glass Joe and you can punch her.
[05:50:47]  And then, like, she heard that animation.
[05:50:49]  She like opens her legs and then a black peepee comes out of nowhere, dude.
[05:50:53]  So cool.
[05:50:54]  Fucking shut up, you little brat.
[05:50:56]  You cool girl.
[05:50:58]  Fuck you, you fucking really cool game.
[05:51:02]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:51:04]  What?
[05:51:04]  What?
[05:51:05]  On the first try and like the black people.
[05:51:08]  You fucking piece of shit.
[05:51:09]  Get the fucking shit.
[05:51:10]  Fuck you, you kid.
[05:51:12]  Fuck you, you little brat.
[05:51:15]  I'm tired of you.
[05:51:18]  Get this fucking stupid little faggot kid.
[05:51:21]  Get out of here.
[05:51:22]  Go on.
[05:51:24]  Fucking patience.
[05:51:38]  OH GOD I- I fucking...
[05:51:39]  That's it, dude.
[05:51:41]  Shut up.
[05:51:44]  I'm fucking done, man.
[05:51:46]  And I fucking hate that kid.
[05:51:50]  I fucking hate that kid.
[05:51:53]  I fucking hate that kid, man.
[05:51:56]  Get it out of here, engineer.
[05:51:58]  Get the fuck out of here.
[05:51:59]  I'm done with fucking radio graffiti, man.
[05:52:02]  You're damn right, good fucking by, man.
[05:52:08]  Where are the parents?
[05:52:11]  Where are the parents?
[05:52:13]  That's what needs to be asked.
[05:52:15]  And that's what should be asked for Christ's sake, man.
[05:52:19]  Where are the fucking parents on this shit?
[05:52:24]  I can't believe this.
[05:52:25]  I can't believe this.
[05:52:27]  And then you got fucking Asho contributing to the delinquency of that kid.
[05:52:32]  You got Asho contributing to delinquency.
[05:52:35]  Is he there?
[05:52:36]  Is he coaxing this kid?
[05:52:39]  Did they dedicate fucking Asho to take care of this kid while this kid's mom is at the Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake?
[05:52:47]  Just like Asho's mom?
[05:52:51]  Oh, God, man.
[05:52:52]  Take the fucking radio graffiti classic off.
[05:52:57]  I'm fucking done, man.
[05:52:58]  What a fucked up fucking Baller Friday.
[05:53:01]  I should have canceled this fucking show, man.
[05:53:05]  I should have canceled it because I didn't have to fucking.
[05:53:10]  Oh, fucking shut up in the chat room.
[05:53:13]  You didn't win anything, man.
[05:53:15]  Fucking fuck you, man.
[05:53:17]  Fuck you, man! I fucking hate that kid!
[05:53:38]  I fucking hate that kid.
[05:53:43]  Oh, fuck you, man.
[05:53:46]  Fuck you, people in the chat room, man.
[05:53:48]  Get the fuck out of here, man.
[05:53:52]  It's fucking Baller Friday, man.
[05:53:57]  It's fucking episode 66, man.
[05:54:01]  And fuck you.
[05:54:03]  Fuck you, you fucking in witch shit.
[05:54:06]  Shut up.
[05:54:07]  Shut up.
[05:54:07]  Fucking.
[05:54:09]  Shut up.
[05:54:10]  Get up.
[05:54:11]  You in witch kid, man.
[05:54:13]  Shut up.