True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 60   It's Baller Friday! POTUS Declassifies Russia Trump Docs; Dems Exposed!
Aired: 2020-04-15
Duration: 05:40:58


=== Baller Friday Ghost Show Intro (15:09) ===

[00:00:02]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:11]  This is your host, New Magician, waiting for ghosts to take over.
[00:01:23]  What's going on, man?
[00:01:26]  Ha ha ha ha!
[00:01:28]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:29]  You know what time it is.
[00:01:30]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:01:34]  That's right.
[00:01:35]  It's episode 60 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:39]  Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:44]  And I'd like for everybody listening right now to stop what you're doing and spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world.
[00:01:54]  And let everybody you know, let them know that the Ghost Show is in the House Baller Friday.
[00:02:02]  And guess what, folks?
[00:02:04]  The deep state is exposed.
[00:02:06]  Democrats are exposed.
[00:02:08]  President Trump declassifies the Russia Trump documents.
[00:02:13]  You're damn right.
[00:02:15]  It's time to expose the corruption within our government system.
[00:02:20]  Thank God President Trump is President of the United States.
[00:02:24]  That's right.
[00:02:25]  POTUS is declassifying the Russia Trump documents.
[00:02:29]  And I'm loving every minute of it for Christ's sake.
[00:02:32]  All right.
[00:02:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:33]  Hold on.
[00:02:34]  Hold on just a second.
[00:02:36]  People are already donating.
[00:02:37]  Hold on just a second.
[00:02:39]  Let's just start this Baller Friday episode 60.
[00:02:42]  Hold on.
[00:02:42]  I'm going to replay the donations.
[00:02:45]  I'm going to replay the donations.
[00:02:47]  Hold on just a second.
[00:02:48]  Spread this show around the internet to throughout the world.
[00:02:51]  Episode 60.
[00:02:52]  The president declassifies the Russia Trump documents.
[00:02:57]  Exposing the deep state, baby.
[00:03:00]  All right.
[00:03:00]  Go ahead and take the music out.
[00:03:02]  Take the music out, Engineer.
[00:03:04]  Thank you very much for tuning in.
[00:03:05]  Let me replay these two donations that we got during the intro of all things.
[00:03:10]  Go ahead and play the first one.
[00:03:12]  All right, who's this?
[00:03:13]  Oh, it's me, Magician.
[00:03:14]  What's going on?
[00:03:15]  This is your host, Me Magician, waiting for Ghost to take over.
[00:03:18]  Shut your ass, all right?
[00:03:20]  Shut your ass.
[00:03:21]  Look, here's text-to-speech lady up in here.
[00:03:24]  Five minutes late, Neocon.
[00:03:25]  Oh, come on.
[00:03:26]  I'm not five minutes late.
[00:03:28]  I'm not late.
[00:03:31]  Jesus, here we go again with this.
[00:03:33]  The Dow rose 95 points to close at 20.
[00:03:36]  Come on, man.
[00:03:36]  I just started this episode.
[00:03:39]  I just started episode 60 for Christ's sake, man.
[00:03:43]  The NASDAQ rose 8 points to 7,000 points.
[00:03:46]  Shut up.
[00:03:47]  Shut up.
[00:03:49]  Oh!
[00:03:52]  Like a boss!
[00:03:54]  M Cook in the house for Bowler Friday, man!
[00:03:58]  Telling you, cheers to M Cook, baby.
[00:04:01]  Happy Baller Friday is right.
[00:04:04]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:04:05]  Cheers to M Cook, baby.
[00:04:07]  Cheers to M Cook and making it rain on all these haters that are out here in the chat room right now.
[00:04:13]  Cheers to M Cook.
[00:04:15]  All right, folks.
[00:04:16]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:04:17]  This is episode 60 of The Go Show.
[00:04:20]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:04:22]  And I hope everybody's having a good time.
[00:04:24]  You know what time it is.
[00:04:25]  I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to start it off with some more beer because first of all, it's Baller Friday.
[00:04:32]  It's that time to go ahead and celebrate.
[00:04:35]  For all those folks that are new to the broadcast, Baller Friday is that day of the week where capitalists celebrate that day of the week and look back upon the week's labor, the week's wages, you know, the week's salary, the week's capital.
[00:04:51]  And we bask on our success.
[00:04:53]  And hey, Lizard, what's going on for two bucks?
[00:04:56]  Thank you very much.
[00:04:56]  Happy Baller Friday to you.
[00:04:58]  Let's go ahead and break open some beer for Baller Friday.
[00:05:01]  And I already got to say a cheers to M. Cook.
[00:05:03]  M Cook with another $100 dono, man, making it rain out here.
[00:05:08]  Making it rain.
[00:05:09]  Ghost is deleted.
[00:05:11]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:05:12]  Look, don't start that shit.
[00:05:13]  Don't start $12 donos right now.
[00:05:16]  I'm not going to get to them right now.
[00:05:17]  I'm going to get to them in a little bit.
[00:05:18]  So don't be obligating me to do anything right now.
[00:05:21]  All right.
[00:05:21]  I'm going to be doing something.
[00:05:22]  This is my Baller Friday.
[00:05:23]  It's episode 60.
[00:05:25]  60 shows of the Ghost Show.
[00:05:27]  For heaven's sake.
[00:05:29]  Let me go ahead and pour down this beer on a Bowler Friday.
[00:05:35]  What the hell is this?
[00:05:36]  As the stock markets go down, you're going to want to think of the stock market as being on sale and begin moving large amounts of money into it.
[00:05:44]  Oh, God.
[00:05:45]  Engineer, I just soiled myself.
[00:05:47]  Can you shut up?
[00:05:48]  I never.
[00:05:49]  I don't know who the hell this dude is donating is me and claiming that I'm in a wheelchair and I'm always soiling my life.
[00:05:55]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[00:05:57]  Excuse my French.
[00:05:58]  I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
[00:05:59]  So shut up.
[00:06:00]  Stop trying to harsh my mellow.
[00:06:02]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:06:03]  It's episode 60, baby.
[00:06:06]  60 episodes of the Ghost Show.
[00:06:08]  And not to mention, it's time to celebrate because President Trump, he's going bare knuckle with the deep state and the Democrats.
[00:06:16]  He's going bare knuckle with them.
[00:06:18]  Did you hear what the president did?
[00:06:20]  The president is going to declassify all documents relating to this hoax, this Russia Trump hoax.
[00:06:27]  And you know what it's going to expose, folks?
[00:06:29]  It's going to expose what I've always been saying, that the Democrats weaponized the FBI and elements of the Department of Justice in an attempt to overthrow a duly elected president of the United States of America.
[00:06:44]  And I'm telling you right now, you look at Peter Schiff, you look at all those idiots that are out there that are on the Democrat side crying foul because the president wants to declassify these documents.
[00:06:58]  Why are they crying foul?
[00:07:00]  Why are they crying foul in the mainstream media?
[00:07:03]  I mean, this president is trying to be transparent, which is what the Obama administration was never, even though they claimed to be.
[00:07:11]  They never were.
[00:07:12]  All right.
[00:07:13]  Hey, Ghost, your subscribers are a bunch of niggers.
[00:07:16]  By the way, I need a rich white man only that can support me.
[00:07:19]  781.
[00:07:21]  Tell him to change that.
[00:07:22]  We're not giving out any numbers out here.
[00:07:24]  I don't know who the hell you're trying to screw up.
[00:07:27]  We're not your personal army.
[00:07:29]  I'll be looking for anyone in a wheelchair because I know you'll be a cat.
[00:07:33]  I'm shoving up your ass.
[00:07:34]  Remember, Ghost, praise Trump, Heil Hitler, Captivan.
[00:07:38]  No, this person is an idiot.
[00:07:39]  Don't listen to this stadium, all right?
[00:07:41]  Don't listen to this moron, all right?
[00:07:44]  Oh, M Cook with another $50 dono, baby, making it rain on these trolls on a Baller Friday.
[00:07:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:56]  Cheers to M Cook, baby.
[00:07:58]  The show started exactly on time.
[00:07:59]  Damn right.
[00:08:00]  Long day for bed.
[00:08:01]  Have a great show.
[00:08:02]  Hey, man.
[00:08:03]  Cheers to M Cook once again with the $100 dono and the $50 dono.
[00:08:08]  I keep telling you he's a great fan, a millionaire.
[00:08:10]  You people out here, you're just a bunch of haters out here.
[00:08:14]  All right.
[00:08:14]  Every time somebody donates and says something positive, you people just want to sit here and just, you know, oh, what a brown noser.
[00:08:21]  Oh, my God, what a piece of crap.
[00:08:26]  Anyway, cheers to M Cook, baby.
[00:08:27]  I've got my beer right here.
[00:08:28]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:08:29]  Thank you for tuning in, and I appreciate it, baby.
[00:08:32]  Cheers to M. Cook, baby.
[00:08:34]  Cheers.
[00:08:37]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:08:38]  Have a happy Baller Friday.
[00:08:40]  I actually can't believe that this show is already at 60 episodes.
[00:08:44]  I can't believe it either, Lord.
[00:08:46]  I can't believe it either.
[00:08:47]  Any plans for what you'll do then?
[00:08:49]  I have no idea.
[00:08:50]  I'm not even.
[00:08:51]  Oh, Brooke!
[00:08:52]  Brooke in the house!
[00:08:53]  Baller Friday, Ghost.
[00:08:55]  I'm studying right now for my final exam, then off to Blaze Gelato.
[00:09:00]  Shout out to you, NG, BN King, and Outer Circle Discord.
[00:09:04]  Haters say I'm a brown noser just because I express my opinions and keep it 100%.
[00:09:09]  I hear you, Brooke.
[00:09:10]  I hear you, man.
[00:09:11]  Have a good show.
[00:09:12]  Cheers to Brooke.
[00:09:13]  Cheers to Brooke.
[00:09:14]  Thank you, Van Brooke.
[00:09:15]  You rock.
[00:09:16]  I'm outer space Aspi, illegal dripping green cream out my peehole.
[00:09:21]  And then we have to deal with this macho card.
[00:09:23]  I'm going to deal with this car.
[00:09:24]  I travel to the red light district.
[00:09:25]  I don't care.
[00:09:26]  I just want a thick.
[00:09:27]  Now we got to deal with this garbage.
[00:09:28]  This perversion here.
[00:09:30]  What is this?
[00:09:30]  Mean magician.
[00:09:33]  Danny Gur says, Happy Baller Friday and Memorial Weekend.
[00:09:36]  Well, hey, thank you, Danny Gurr, man.
[00:09:38]  I appreciate it.
[00:09:39]  Cheers to you.
[00:09:40]  And look, right after Brooke, you know, says some positive sentiments and does a donation, you got Macho Taco with this disgusting illegal immigrant perversion that he's doing, for Christ's sake.
[00:09:52]  All right, Lizard, again, for two bucks.
[00:09:54]  What am I drinking?
[00:09:55]  Lady, I'm drinking beer.
[00:09:57]  All right.
[00:09:57]  I'm not going to, I'm not going to, listen.
[00:09:59]  I'm not going to say what beer I'm drinking because, you know, because I consume copious amounts of alcohol on this broadcast, I'm hoping that there's some beer brewer out there that'll be like, hey, ghost, we'll supply you with all the beer you can drink.
[00:10:11]  Just, you know, promote our beer.
[00:10:13]  Wow, you sure are raking in a lot in donations, Bumbler.
[00:10:16]  What the hell?
[00:10:16]  At this rate, you will soon be able to move out of the homeless shelter you broadcast from the homeless show.
[00:10:25]  Fucking wheelchair.
[00:10:26]  The future is looking bright.
[00:10:27]  Shut up, Hail Bumbler.
[00:10:29]  All right.
[00:10:29]  Hail Blumber.
[00:10:31]  Trump in Japan.
[00:10:32]  You're damn right.
[00:10:33]  Trump is in Japan.
[00:10:34]  And he's going to be attending one of those sumo wrestlers events.
[00:10:38]  And they're having a big deal out there in Japan.
[00:10:40]  Just FYI, just a little bit of a footnote.
[00:10:43]  That Trump is not going to be kneeling like traditional Japanese spectators around the sumo wrestling ring.
[00:10:50]  He's actually going to have a chair.
[00:10:53]  So, you know, people are getting pissed off in Japan.
[00:10:55]  Happy Baller Friday and congratulations on the 60th episode on YouTube.
[00:11:00]  Ah, dude, I don't, you didn't have to go there, but thank you very much, Eastern Time.
[00:11:04]  I appreciate it.
[00:11:05]  And by the way, I'm on time.
[00:11:08]  I tell each and every one of you, I broadcast the ghost show every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:11:17]  All right, 8:30-ish Central Standard Time, and I'm here.
[00:11:22]  I don't understand why you people are sitting here claiming that I'm late.
[00:11:24]  I'm not late.
[00:11:26]  All right.
[00:11:27]  Thank you very much.
[00:11:28]  Look, we're having a lot of positive sentiments minus a couple of perverted and disgusting asshole TTSs here.
[00:11:35]  But like I said, I'm not going to get to the 12 buckers for a minute.
[00:11:38]  So everybody just, you know, calm your asses down if y'all want a 12 bucker and obligate me to watch your damn YouTube videos.
[00:11:45]  I want to talk about not only this Baller Friday.
[00:11:49]  What the hell is this?
[00:11:50]  Thanks to Ghost, I can buy all the foot fetish poem I want.
[00:11:53]  I love Tulsi Gabbard's feet.
[00:11:56]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:12:00]  CX in the chat.
[00:12:02]  Shut up with the CX.
[00:12:03]  CX is dead, dude.
[00:12:05]  CX is dead.
[00:12:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:12:08]  Uh-oh.
[00:12:08]  Ghost, you tell M. Trump ain't messing around.
[00:12:12]  President Trump.
[00:12:13]  He's going bearback with the deep state of the Democrats.
[00:12:16]  I wouldn't go.
[00:12:16]  Wait, man.
[00:12:17]  I wouldn't say bearback.
[00:12:18]  When the president is going to declassify all documents related to this hoax.
[00:12:22]  You're damn right.
[00:12:23]  You're damn right.
[00:12:24]  I'd buy that for a hundred.
[00:12:26]  What the hell is this?
[00:12:27]  Trump is such a fucking bunch.
[00:12:30]  Gets charged even more than only 42 miles of the day.
[00:12:34]  And now 100% of the time.
[00:12:35]  You know what?
[00:12:36]  This person's probably paid by the DNC.
[00:12:38]  I'm sick of this.
[00:12:39]  You're a piece of trash.
[00:12:40]  Shut up, D-Ray.
[00:12:42]  Oh, BN King in the house.
[00:12:44]  What up, Ghost?
[00:12:45]  Happy Bob Friday.
[00:12:46]  I got my VR.
[00:12:49]  Funny thing is I'm watching the show from it while streaming and it's so cool to watch it from.
[00:12:54]  Cheers.
[00:12:54]  Look at this guy.
[00:12:55]  BN King.
[00:12:56]  He's streaming VR on this son of a bitch.
[00:12:59]  What's up, man?
[00:13:00]  Happy Memorial Day.
[00:13:02]  Hey, ghost, show the appreciation to our shoulders on Memorial Day.
[00:13:04]  I want to thank you for all the good.
[00:13:07]  Shut up, you idiot.
[00:13:08]  I hope he has AIDS give me AIDS for days, AIDS in my butt in my face.
[00:13:13]  Look at this.
[00:13:13]  Look at this asshole macho taco.
[00:13:16]  Listen, we don't want this garbage to be donated.
[00:13:19]  I don't condone this crap, all right?
[00:13:22]  I don't condone this garbage.
[00:13:23]  Oh, here's Captain Autism for him.
[00:13:25]  Howdy Ghost Dimodome.
[00:13:27]  Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
[00:13:29]  What is it with you and Captain Desi?
[00:13:32]  Pimp Fried Shrimps.
[00:13:33]  Seriously, I mean, trying to talk to this guy.
[00:13:38]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:13:41]  And shut up with the cap.
[00:13:43]  All right.
[00:13:43]  Shut up.
[00:13:44]  Type cap.
[00:13:44]  All right, shut up.
[00:13:46]  I'd buy that for a test.
[00:13:47]  And here's Captain Autism again.
[00:13:49]  Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
[00:13:51]  Justice for Jackler.
[00:13:53]  What the hell does Jackler need justice for?
[00:13:56]  He's a piece of trash.
[00:13:57]  What the hell does he need justice for?
[00:13:59]  Oh, here we go again with damn D-Ray.
[00:14:01]  This is your problem.
[00:14:02]  You make zero effort to reach out to other commentators.
[00:14:06]  You don't have a Twitter comment.
[00:14:07]  I don't want social media.
[00:14:08]  You don't ever get to the topics at hand because of shekels, and people like Nick Fuentes offer more than you Uh, well then why are you here?
[00:14:15]  All right, D-Ray.
[00:14:16]  Why are you here sitting here trying to do the DNC's dirty work by spreading these goddamn lies about the president?
[00:14:23]  All right, the president is doing all he can as it pertains to the border.
[00:14:27]  I mean, did you hear today that he wants immigrants that have been here that got here illegally during the Obama administration, those eras.
[00:14:36]  He wants those people that have been in this country that are illegal that collected entitlements to pay the entitlements back.
[00:14:43]  All right, he wants the illegal immigrants to pay the entitlements back.
[00:14:46]  He's telling these people to get out of here.
[00:14:49]  You're here temporarily.
[00:14:50]  He's going to get them out of here.
[00:14:51]  I don't know what the hell you want, D-Ray.
[00:14:53]  And Black Hat, what's going on, Black Hat?
[00:14:55]  Congrats to everyone for our 60th episode.
[00:14:58]  What do you mean for our 60th?
[00:15:00]  It's my 60th episode.
[00:15:02]  Ghost, this has earned you the title of Jewish Grand Jewish Grand Dragon asshole.
[00:15:08]  Jesus Christ, we got a couple of two-bucker tips here.

=== Illegal Immigrants Pay Entitlements Back (15:39) ===

[00:15:11]  I don't want a latent dirty wheelchair for two bucks, CX for two bucks, and some asshole putting a goddamn, I don't know whose phone number that is, but you better shut.
[00:15:20]  Y'all better stop that shit, man.
[00:15:22]  All right?
[00:15:23]  You better stop that garbage.
[00:15:25]  And once again, cheers to BN King for the $25 dono, man.
[00:15:28]  And cheers to Brooke.
[00:15:30]  Cheers to M. Cook as well, folks.
[00:15:32]  We got a lot of people out here that are, you know, making it rain, to say the least, on this Baller Friday, showing their capitalist nuts.
[00:15:40]  All right.
[00:15:42]  D-Ray equals ICH.
[00:15:44]  Jesus.
[00:15:45]  God, shut up.
[00:15:47]  All right.
[00:15:47]  Just shut up for Christ's sake.
[00:15:50]  Captain Autism.
[00:15:51]  60 episodes of pure nonsense.
[00:15:53]  I'm the talent.
[00:15:55]  Oh, here we go.
[00:15:56]  Here's this idiot thinking he's the damn pure autist.
[00:16:00]  You're not in time on time would be at 4:30 Central Time, 5:30 Eastern.
[00:16:04]  Dude, that's too early, dude.
[00:16:06]  That's way too early Eastern time.
[00:16:08]  I can't be broadcasting at that time.
[00:16:11]  You can't crimp the shrimp band, fried shrimp.
[00:16:13]  You can't get it.
[00:16:14]  All right, stop this garbage.
[00:16:15]  All right, you got Captain Autism doing this garbage.
[00:16:19]  You got all these people donating.
[00:16:21]  Let me talk for a baller Friday.
[00:16:27]  Shut up, Autism, for heaven's sake.
[00:16:31]  Bearback enthusiast asshole.
[00:16:33]  I mean, who the hell would donate something like that?
[00:16:36]  What kind of a mind of a person, you know?
[00:16:39]  Oh, here's D-Ray again.
[00:16:40]  All right.
[00:16:41]  I'm here to hold you accountable.
[00:16:43]  And no, you're not perma banned.
[00:16:45]  Go make a new account on Twitter.
[00:16:46]  Oh, you're bullshit.
[00:16:48]  I've tried it already.
[00:16:49]  They don't want me on there.
[00:16:50]  I'm going to make an account for you if you promise to use it.
[00:16:52]  I'm not going to go back on Twitter.
[00:16:54]  I'm not going to promote those pause holes, all right?
[00:16:57]  By the way, Ghost, I think one of the videos I donated last show had copyrighted music caused it to get flagged.
[00:17:04]  It did.
[00:17:04]  So I wanted to apologize because I didn't know beforehand.
[00:17:08]  It was the one with the creepy.
[00:17:09]  Yeah, I know it was.
[00:17:11]  I know it was Art Hammond.
[00:17:12]  All right.
[00:17:13]  We had to do some things with it.
[00:17:16]  Ghost Happy Friday weekend.
[00:17:18]  Congrats on 60 episodes.
[00:17:20]  Schmuck Jumer, thank you very much.
[00:17:22]  And Engineers of Talent for two bucks just donated.
[00:17:25]  All right, guys, let me talk because this is a serious Baller Friday.
[00:17:29]  I know I'm drinking.
[00:17:30]  I know I'm encouraging everybody to celebrate Baller Friday with me by going out and drinking your favorite libation.
[00:17:37]  And if you don't drink, get yourself your favorite vice, whether if it's an extra large pizza, whether it's a whole pie in one fork, whether it's a gallon of Haagen-Doss, whatever it is, go and get it.
[00:17:51]  Kick back with us.
[00:17:52]  It is Baller Friday, and I want to talk a little bit about the president.
[00:17:57]  And by the way, one more cheers to everybody out there who has been donating $25,500.
[00:18:02]  BN King, cheers.
[00:18:04]  Brooke, 916, cheers.
[00:18:06]  M. Cook, definitely cheers to you, baby.
[00:18:09]  Cheers.
[00:18:10]  Ghost Happy Friday.
[00:18:12]  Cheers on 60 episodes.
[00:18:14]  All right, for Christ's sake.
[00:18:15]  All right.
[00:18:16]  I get it.
[00:18:17]  I get it.
[00:18:19]  It means I want to smell Tulsi Gabbard's feet, you stupid jelly.
[00:18:23]  Who donates crap like this, dude?
[00:18:26]  Who donates garbage like this?
[00:18:29]  Your opinion on Trevor Noah?
[00:18:31]  Incredibly funny guy, Emo.
[00:18:33]  Also, I agree with everyone else.
[00:18:35]  Please delegate an hour to TTS, videos, etc.
[00:18:39]  Then disable during the standard show.
[00:18:42]  Just my two seconds.
[00:18:43]  I understand, Brooke, but this is what creates the interactivity.
[00:18:47]  This is what creates the interactivity of the broadcast, man.
[00:18:51]  Interactivity.
[00:18:52]  All veterans.
[00:18:53]  Veterans are trash.
[00:18:55]  Who the hell is this Keckler asshole?
[00:18:57]  This has got to be some brick bong.
[00:18:59]  This is definitely not somebody from the United States.
[00:19:01]  All right.
[00:19:02]  What is this?
[00:19:02]  Captain Autism?
[00:19:03]  Keck, Captain Autism, Captain Autism.
[00:19:06]  What an autistic freak, dude.
[00:19:08]  Captain Autism, Captain Autism.
[00:19:10]  Shut up, dude.
[00:19:12]  And whoever the hell donated that two bucker, I'm not saying that what you donated, but you're a sick racist prick.
[00:19:19]  All right.
[00:19:20]  Now, everybody, just shut up and let me talk for Christ's sake.
[00:19:23]  All right.
[00:19:23]  I want to talk about the president declassifying these Russia Trump documents.
[00:19:28]  And that's why the Democrats are running scared.
[00:19:31]  All right.
[00:19:31]  You've got that Congressman Schiff asshole who is that Congressman that's been initiating this whole Russia Trump nonsense since the beginning.
[00:19:39]  He's calling the declassification, the declassifization, I should say, of the Russia Trump documents dangerous.
[00:19:47]  Now, now, why are the Democrats and the mainstream media saying that Trump declassifying these Russia Trump documents is dangerous?
[00:19:57]  Because they are going to be implicated in this hoax.
[00:20:00]  And the entire America is going to realize what kind of corrupt, disgusting, institutional pieces of goddamn criminal trash we've got floating around Washington, D.C. out there, right?
[00:20:14]  All right, that's all there is to it.
[00:20:15]  So I'm telling you all this right now.
[00:20:17]  That's why the Democrats are running scared.
[00:20:19]  Did you see Jerry Nadler today, huh?
[00:20:22]  The chairman of the Congressional Judiciary Committee.
[00:20:28]  The guy, this fat idiot from goddamn Manhattan, the congressman from Manhattan, this son of a bitch damn near fainted today.
[00:20:35]  He fainted.
[00:20:36]  And you want to know why?
[00:20:38]  Because these damn Democrats are going to be exposed for weaponizing the FBI.
[00:20:42]  Hey, Ghost, do you think that Trump going to Japan could possibly strengthen the relationship to the USA?
[00:20:47]  I think it's already strengthened.
[00:20:49]  What benefits do you think his travels to Japan could have for the relationship between the U.S. and Japan?
[00:20:54]  I think that the U.S. and Japan have a great relationship.
[00:20:58]  I think it's a great one, to say the least.
[00:21:01]  I think that what you're going to see with Trump out there in Japan is a negotiation with the trade deal that we have with them.
[00:21:09]  And obviously, it's going to be one that benefits both countries, etc.
[00:21:13]  Probably going to talk about North Korea.
[00:21:16]  So I think it's more diplomacy than that.
[00:21:18]  It's sure salty for someone who will soon be able to move into a real home instead of a homeless shelter and get new children.
[00:21:24]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:21:26]  Shut up.
[00:21:27]  No gratitude from Bumbler.
[00:21:29]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:21:34]  Whoever the hell that is, you're an idiot.
[00:21:35]  All right.
[00:21:36]  Just sit there and shut up.
[00:21:38]  All right.
[00:21:38]  We should all be celebrating that we have a president out here that wants to expose the corruption.
[00:21:43]  T.N. Apostle in the house, baby!
[00:21:46]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:21:47]  Have a good memorial weekend.
[00:21:49]  Going to ride 1,000 miles with other vets.
[00:21:51]  Cheers to you.
[00:21:52]  You're damn right, TN Apostle.
[00:21:54]  Cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
[00:21:56]  All right.
[00:21:57]  And look, Captain Autism, again, look, my tight hat to ban Captain Dessey.
[00:22:02]  Enough, autism.
[00:22:04]  Enough.
[00:22:05]  What the hell is that?
[00:22:08]  What the hell is that, Captain Autism?
[00:22:10]  Why are you donating this garbage?
[00:22:13]  Why are you donating?
[00:22:14]  Who is this?
[00:22:14]  Can I declassify your anus?
[00:22:16]  I'll gladly lick your bacon bits off your ass in front of the Senate Judiciary.
[00:22:20]  Peter butt plug or the president butt plug.
[00:22:23]  Yeah, that'll be the day, all right?
[00:22:25]  Trump equals weeb confirmed.
[00:22:27]  Why?
[00:22:28]  Because he's going to Japan?
[00:22:30]  Because he's going to Japan for Christ's sake.
[00:22:32]  What is this?
[00:22:32]  Captain Disability.
[00:22:34]  Ghost can't walk.
[00:22:35]  Type crap to shit ghost wheelchair.
[00:22:38]  Can you shut up, please, and let me talk?
[00:22:41]  First of all, cheers to TN Apostle.
[00:22:43]  It's good to see you.
[00:22:44]  I'm glad that you're going out there with the vets riding out there on Memorial Day.
[00:22:50]  Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
[00:22:52]  Thank you very much.
[00:22:53]  And all you people in the chat room, shut your mouth, dude.
[00:22:56]  Don't sit here and react to these people in text-to-speech because that's why they're doing this crap.
[00:23:02]  They're doing this crap because you people are out here.
[00:23:04]  You're doing what they're saying.
[00:23:06]  And they're like, haha, look at this.
[00:23:09]  And they think they're so cute.
[00:23:11]  All right.
[00:23:12]  So once again, I want to reiterate, all right?
[00:23:16]  The president is going to declassify these Russia Trump documents.
[00:23:19]  The deep state and the Democrats are exposed.
[00:23:22]  And let me tell you, when these documents are declassified, it doesn't matter if you're Democrat or Republican, it's about time that we drain the swamp and hold some of these criminals that are in Washington, D.C. accountable.
[00:23:34]  And it's about time some of these people went to prison for treason because that's what these documents are going to expose.
[00:23:41]  The Russia Trump documents are going to expose pure treason by the Democrats, by the FBI, by elements of the DOJ.
[00:23:50]  And as far as I'm concerned, I think the whole FBI should be disbanded.
[00:23:54]  I hereby applaud Captain Disability and would like to invite him into the outer circle.
[00:23:59]  Can you shut up?
[00:24:00]  Quality meme-ing, Captain.
[00:24:02]  Can you shut up, please?
[00:24:04]  All right, shut your mouth.
[00:24:06]  Shut your goddamn mouth for Christ's sake, man.
[00:24:09]  I'm trying to talk here.
[00:24:10]  It's a Baller Friday.
[00:24:12]  You sons of bitches are trying to do whatever you can to harsh my mellow, and I don't appreciate that, you goddamn trolls.
[00:24:19]  It's episode 60, man.
[00:24:22]  It's episode 60.
[00:24:24]  For Christ's sake, man, it's a Baller Friday, man.
[00:24:27]  Stop trying to harsh my fucking mellow.
[00:24:29]  Excuse my French.
[00:24:30]  I'm a little upset.
[00:24:32]  I'm a little angry.
[00:24:33]  You people think that you would have a little bit of appreciation.
[00:24:37]  You'd give me a tad bit of goddamn respect, but of course, that's too much to ask from you people.
[00:24:42]  All right.
[00:24:43]  I mean, when the hell are you people are going to give me my respect, dude?
[00:24:46]  I mean, I'm sitting over here.
[00:24:47]  I'm spending a Friday with you people.
[00:24:49]  What the hell is this?
[00:24:50]  Just want to say hello, Ghost, and sending some Sisu to you from Finland.
[00:24:54]  Hey, there's Tempe.
[00:24:56]  Hey, Tempi, thank you very much for the $44.83 from Finland.
[00:25:02]  All right, cheers to Tempi.
[00:25:04]  Thank you very much, dog, for the $44.83.
[00:25:08]  And let me tell you, he's out of Finland.
[00:25:10]  That just goes to show you that this broadcast is being broadcasted throughout the world.
[00:25:16]  All right.
[00:25:17]  And just because we only have so many people listening live via YouTube, I am being relayed in chat rooms and elsewhere all over the world.
[00:25:27]  Finally, we got to the episode number that matches your age.
[00:25:30]  60.
[00:25:32]  Can you shut up, Captain Autism?
[00:25:34]  All right?
[00:25:35]  Can you shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole?
[00:25:39]  So what's the new video price and how's cupcake brought?
[00:25:43]  I don't want to talk about cupcake broad.
[00:25:45]  That was a long time ago.
[00:25:46]  I don't want to talk about cupcake broad, all right?
[00:25:49]  Here we go with Captain Autism again.
[00:25:51]  Type cat to man Captain Dessey.
[00:25:53]  I'm Captain Autism.
[00:25:57]  Hail J. Edgar Hoover.
[00:25:59]  No, this is why we have to disband the FBI.
[00:26:02]  I mean, the FBI has literally ruined the public trust.
[00:26:06]  I mean, ruined it by being a political weapon for the Democrat Party because that's what these damn Russia Trump documents are going to expose.
[00:26:14]  And you better believe it.
[00:26:17]  I need more beer, shouted Ghost, as the troll terrorists and cyber vermin continue to cyberbully him for the next 10 hours, as his new job as a paid crisis actor gives him a break.
[00:26:27]  I would never be a paid crisis actor.
[00:26:29]  He said, I would never be a paid crisis actor.
[00:26:32]  I'm tired of you idiots trying to insinuate that, oh, look, he's a paid crisis actor.
[00:26:39]  Shut up, all right?
[00:26:40]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to Tempe.
[00:26:43]  Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
[00:26:45]  Cheers to you guys, man.
[00:26:47]  From Finland out there, baby.
[00:26:49]  From Finland.
[00:26:50]  Mr. Ghost League.
[00:26:52]  All right, listen, I'm going to get to those in a minute.
[00:26:54]  All right.
[00:26:55]  I'm going to get the 12 buckers in a minute here.
[00:26:56]  All right.
[00:26:58]  Pastor Steven Anderson.
[00:26:59]  Ghost is a homo sympathizer who is going to hell.
[00:27:03]  Ghost is a drunkard and whoremonger.
[00:27:05]  He is also the supporting the antichrist document.
[00:27:08]  Oh, wait, wait.
[00:27:09]  Hold on just a second.
[00:27:10]  Wait, now Trump is the Antichrist.
[00:27:14]  Found Ghost's.
[00:27:15]  Look, I'm going to get to the 12 buckers in a minute.
[00:27:18]  All right.
[00:27:18]  Don't pile them up.
[00:27:20]  Now, all of a sudden, Trump is the Antichrist all of a sudden.
[00:27:24]  Good God.
[00:27:25]  Just imagine, Ghost could have bought two Obama PCs if it wasn't for the damn squirrel.
[00:27:32]  What fucking shove a squirrel up your ass?
[00:27:35]  All right, you're probably a squirrel fister, a dog-farting fetish son of a bitch from where I'm standing.
[00:27:40]  I mean, you people are a bunch of perverts out here.
[00:27:43]  Now, listen, I want to get to the markets because I didn't get to the markets the last time because you sons of bitches just continuously over and over and over always talk garbage and put TTS trolls and making my show into a circus sideshow on the internet for Christ's sake.
[00:27:59]  I mean, you people understand.
[00:28:01]  What is this?
[00:28:03]  Yeah, Teresa May out of a job.
[00:28:04]  We're going to talk about that in a little bit.
[00:28:07]  Because even though Teresa May's out of a job, where's Brexit?
[00:28:11]  What's going to happen with Brexit?
[00:28:13]  They're talking about a second referendum for Christ's sake.
[00:28:17]  I mean, vote over again.
[00:28:19]  You already voted, UK.
[00:28:22]  And they're talking about doing another referendum.
[00:28:24]  What a joke.
[00:28:25]  So Teresa May out doesn't mean anything.
[00:28:28]  It's pure ceremonial as far as I'm concerned.
[00:28:32]  Anyway, let me get to the markets out here.
[00:28:34]  All right.
[00:28:34]  It's a Baller Friday.
[00:28:35]  I know that there's a capitalist out there.
[00:28:37]  Listen, you idiots in the chat room, shut up with your clocking and your emojiing and all this other garbage.
[00:28:44]  Shut up.
[00:28:45]  All right?
[00:28:46]  Shut up.
[00:28:48]  I'm going to get to the 12 buckers in a minute, so stop complaining.
[00:28:51]  All right.
[00:28:52]  I'm going to go through the markets right now.
[00:28:54]  Now, folks, we've been seeing a little bit of negativity in the week because of the Chinese tariff war that the United States has with China.
[00:29:02]  What is this?
[00:29:03]  If it wasn't for capitalism, I wouldn't make a living out of being a paid crisis actor.
[00:29:08]  Shut up.
[00:29:09]  I never said that.
[00:29:10]  You cyberverman.
[00:29:12]  Whoever's doing ghost quotes, you're freaking lying.
[00:29:15]  I never said any of that garbage that you claim that you're quoting me from.
[00:29:18]  You didn't quote me.
[00:29:21]  Anyway, once again, listen, let me talk for a little bit.
[00:29:25]  All right.
[00:29:26]  Let me talk.
[00:29:27]  Let me do the markets.
[00:29:28]  All right.
[00:29:29]  Let me do a little bit of a show here.
[00:29:30]  Then you morons, you do all the 12 buckers and all the garbage you want for Christ's sake.
[00:29:34]  But let me talk.
[00:29:36]  It's episode 60.
[00:29:37]  It's a Baller Friday, man.
[00:29:39]  Give me that much respect.
[00:29:41]  How about that?
[00:29:43]  Just give me that much respect.
[00:29:46]  Anyway, once again, the reason we saw a little bit of negativity in the stock market earlier in the week is because of the angst by the investors as it relates to this China tariff war that we have with China.
[00:29:59]  Now, China has already threatened to basically deep its heels in and stand up to the United States and claiming that it's ready for the, quote, long march, the long march in relations to this whole tariff war with the United States.
[00:30:16]  Now, I did try to allude to this in the previous show, but of course I had too many Texas speeches and trolls and a bunch of jerk dicks like this.
[00:30:25]  Look at this.
[00:30:26]  Look at this.
[00:30:27]  No, look at this.
[00:30:28]  No, shut the fuck up, penny for disrespect.
[00:30:31]  Look at this.
[00:30:31]  Huh?
[00:30:32]  Look at this crap.
[00:30:35]  Stupid assholes.
[00:30:36]  No respect for cripples for two bucks as well.
[00:30:40]  This is what's listening to me right now.
[00:30:41]  All right.
[00:30:42]  I'm sitting over here.
[00:30:43]  I'm shooting pearls at you people.
[00:30:46]  I'm shooting pearls at you people on a Friday night and you people don't care.

=== Shut Up And Let Me Talk (06:42) ===

[00:30:51]  I mean, I'm giving away millions of dollars of information absolutely free and you people don't even give a crap.
[00:30:58]  All right?
[00:31:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:31:01]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is Xi Ji Ping, the president of China, the leader of China, has told its people that to dig its heels in because it's going to have a long march in retaliation to these U.S. tariffs on China, which means that China, and I tried to say this on the last show, China is going to use the U.S. tariffs as a means to eliminate millions of its own people,
[00:31:29]  just like the communist government of China has done many times before.
[00:31:33]  Because really, folks, what does the United States import into China?
[00:31:38]  It imports food.
[00:31:39]  It imports agriculture.
[00:31:41]  And because we have this tariff war with China, you've got Xi Jiping claiming that they're going to take the long march in retaliation.
[00:31:51]  Last dono of the evening.
[00:31:53]  Time to blaze and relax.
[00:31:54]  This Sacramento weather is gorgeous.
[00:31:56]  Hey, thanks.
[00:31:57]  I'm telling you.
[00:31:58]  You say the FBI broke public trust, but I'd argue it's law enforcement in general.
[00:32:03]  Law enforcement in general.
[00:32:04]  Epidemic of police brutality gives a bad name to good officers.
[00:32:08]  I agree with that.
[00:32:09]  I mean, I'm not for police brutality.
[00:32:11]  I mean, unless it's against Antifa, but TikTok, TikTok, Mr. Wick.
[00:32:16]  First of all, that's a three-bucker, okay?
[00:32:18]  That's a three-bucker for Christ.
[00:32:20]  Paid crisis actor.
[00:32:21]  Type clock to clock ghost.
[00:32:24]  Dude, don't clock me.
[00:32:26]  That pisses me off every time you don't do that shit.
[00:32:28]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:32:30]  Look at this.
[00:32:30]  Paid crisis.
[00:32:31]  Why are you idiots saying that about me?
[00:32:33]  I don't really like that you people are saying that garbage about me.
[00:32:37]  All right.
[00:32:37]  Look at this.
[00:32:39]  Look at this.
[00:32:40]  Paid crisis actor.
[00:32:42]  And all you sons of bitches in the chat room.
[00:32:45]  Listen.
[00:32:46]  Don't fucking clock me.
[00:32:49]  Excuse my French.
[00:32:50]  Don't clock me in the chat room.
[00:32:52]  All right.
[00:32:53]  You know that pisses me off.
[00:32:56]  You know that every time you idiots clock me, Ghostlix Jones.
[00:33:01]  Listen, I'm going to get to the 12 buckers in a minute.
[00:33:03]  Can you all just calm down?
[00:33:06]  Just calm down.
[00:33:07]  For Christ's sake, man.
[00:33:11]  Diablo.
[00:33:12]  Look, I'll get to the 12 buckers in a minute.
[00:33:13]  Look at this.
[00:33:14]  Nathan Hall, Ghost, I like your show, but your ranting makes you sound uneducated.
[00:33:19]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:33:21]  Just shut up.
[00:33:22]  Can we talk about video games?
[00:33:24]  I want to talk about it.
[00:33:25]  Wait for the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
[00:33:27]  We'll talk about some fucking video games, you freaking brat.
[00:33:30]  And another two-bucker paid wheelchair shitter.
[00:33:33]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:33:34]  Real goddamn funny, you son of a bitch.
[00:33:38]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:33:39]  Listen, shut up with the clocks in the chat room, okay?
[00:33:43]  Shut up with the goddamn clocks in the chat room.
[00:33:45]  I'm sick of that crap.
[00:33:46]  Yo, Ghost, Happy Baller Friday.
[00:33:48]  For you fucks that think I am Dessie, go fuck a lamppost.
[00:33:51]  Dems explain.
[00:33:52]  Well, they think you're Dessie.
[00:33:53]  Get me popcorn.
[00:33:54]  I love Dem tears.
[00:33:55]  Pour a drink and tells these cuck trolls to fuck off.
[00:33:58]  Man, whoa.
[00:34:00]  Whoa, the Canadian.
[00:34:01]  Told you, idiot trolls.
[00:34:06]  Told you, idiot trolls, the Canadian.
[00:34:08]  Who is this?
[00:34:08]  Overpaid crisis actor.
[00:34:10]  Listen, shut up with the clocks in the chat room for Christ.
[00:34:14]  Hold on, whoa.
[00:34:15]  Press amen if Trump is the Antichrist.
[00:34:18]  Ghost is a heretic who worships.
[00:34:20]  Are you kidding me?
[00:34:21]  He also lets sodimites on his broadcast.
[00:34:24]  Are you kidding me?
[00:34:25]  Pastor Stephen Anderson.
[00:34:27]  Are you kidding me?
[00:34:30]  You're saying Trump is the Antichrist and that I'm a heretic.
[00:34:33]  I'm a hero.
[00:34:34]  Well, wait a hold on just a second.
[00:34:36]  Listen, my God doesn't give a shit about all the garbage that your God does, okay?
[00:34:41]  All right.
[00:34:42]  Why don't you leave me alone?
[00:34:44]  All right.
[00:34:44]  I'm out here.
[00:34:45]  I'm an American and I have the freedom of religion.
[00:34:48]  I've got the freedom of speech.
[00:34:50]  All right.
[00:34:50]  So how dare you infringe upon my freedoms just because I disagree with you?
[00:34:55]  You're acting a lot like those Muslims out here who are out here detonating themselves because you happen to be praying, you know, for your God.
[00:35:04]  I mean, I don't understand why you're coming at me there, Pastor Steven Anderson.
[00:35:10]  For Christ's sake, I'm just saying, man, look, my God doesn't care.
[00:35:14]  All right.
[00:35:14]  I'm drinking.
[00:35:14]  My God's like, hey, you know, party on, dude.
[00:35:17]  All right.
[00:35:17]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:35:19]  I'm a fucking heretic and ghost.
[00:35:21]  Excuse me.
[00:35:22]  Trump is the antichrist.
[00:35:23]  How the hell could Trump be the Antichrist?
[00:35:26]  Donald Trump is one of the most pro-Americana presidents that we've ever had in our history.
[00:35:32]  Do you understand that?
[00:35:33]  I mean, he is one of the most pro-American, pro-American presidents in American history.
[00:35:40]  And I'm proud to have him as my president.
[00:35:44]  All right.
[00:35:44]  He's against globalism.
[00:35:46]  He's against this corruption that plagues Washington, D.C.
[00:35:50]  And by him declassifying these Russia Trump documents, he's going to expose the corruption in that organized criminal organization called Washington, D.C. He's going to expose the corruption.
[00:36:04]  Hey, ghost, cheers from Jalcevra.
[00:36:07]  We're a small walled desert town, but we are currently struggling with an open border policy.
[00:36:11]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:12]  We've been having outsiders steal from our burial sites, and monkeys have established a post-north of our town.
[00:36:18]  Monkeys.
[00:36:20]  Monkeys.
[00:36:21]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:36:24]  Smoking Shisha out the bowl more delicious than a $5 glory hole, so I'm going to stick my duck in Listerine Cool.
[00:36:31]  Who the hell is Macho talking to Aspier people squirting green cream from my oh?
[00:36:36]  Who is this immigrant pervert, man?
[00:36:38]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:41]  Before we came to your aid, you were on the street begging for change in a wheelchair and trying to get away from the music.
[00:36:45]  And who's this asshole?
[00:36:49]  Do you think that's a taking advice seriously?
[00:36:52]  You have to be shitting me, Bumbler.
[00:36:54]  Just shut up.
[00:36:55]  Can't you all just shut up and let me freaking talk for Christ's sake?
[00:36:58]  I'm still freaked out that Pastor Steven Anderson over here is calling me a heretic and calling Trump the Antichrist.
[00:37:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:37:07]  I mean, Trump is a man that says that the United States is one nation under God.
[00:37:14]  All right?
[00:37:15]  I mean, if you listen to Donald Trump's inauguration speech, he pays homage to God and the Creator.
[00:37:22]  Ghost Demiurge worshipper confirmed.
[00:37:25]  Demiage.
[00:37:26]  What the hell's Demirge?
[00:37:28]  What the hell is that?
[00:37:29]  Blue Sever, what the hell is that Demiurge?
[00:37:31]  Who the hell is that?

=== Talking To Satan About Religion (15:56) ===

[00:37:33]  Sounds like an 80s black soul band.
[00:37:35]  Mark Zuckerberg is going to release a crypto called GlobalCoin in Q1 of 2020.
[00:37:40]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:41]  He's not even trying to hide his globalism anymore.
[00:37:44]  Also, these modern trolls suck compared to the Brony trolls in 2002.
[00:37:50]  The Bronys troll better.
[00:37:52]  The Bronys troll better.
[00:37:54]  Are you kidding me?
[00:37:56]  You need to stop drinking and smoking.
[00:37:58]  It's not good for your body.
[00:37:59]  Much like Fat Jerry Nadler.
[00:38:01]  You'll drop dead at the worst time.
[00:38:03]  The Eastern time, I appreciate your concern, but I ain't trying to live forever, baby.
[00:38:08]  You understand?
[00:38:09]  I mean, I ain't trying to live here forever, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:13]  Just in the time that I've been in this earth, I have seen things change from one time.
[00:38:20]  Let me tell you, once upon a time, on television, the worst thing that could ever happen was Elvis Presley shaking his hips on the Ed Sullivan show.
[00:38:29]  All right.
[00:38:30]  It went from that to now we've got 12-year-old and 11-year-old drag queens that are opening up drag clubs for other 11 and 10-year-old drag queens and going to gay clubs and stripping in front of LGBTQ folk.
[00:38:46]  And I mean, you know, we're getting to the point, folks, where it's just, it's pathetic.
[00:38:52]  All right, it's just pathetic.
[00:38:53]  So you, you, I mean, you want me to stick around for all this crap, man?
[00:38:57]  Hell no.
[00:38:58]  I appreciate your concern.
[00:39:01]  All right, but anyway, let me get to the markets here.
[00:39:03]  I mean, all you people that have been talking garbage to me, man, I'm not going to let you win.
[00:39:09]  All right, this is episode 60.
[00:39:10]  This is a big deal.
[00:39:12]  All right, it's a Baller Friday.
[00:39:14]  I don't want you idiots to harsh my mellow.
[00:39:16]  That's why I'm trying to drink now.
[00:39:18]  Instead of waiting for you idiots to piss me off so much that make me want to drink, I'm just going to go ahead and do it now.
[00:39:24]  So these sons of bitches just, you know, they just leave me alone.
[00:39:29]  They won't be affecting me as much.
[00:39:31]  You know, I'll just be rolling with the punches at that point, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:34]  All right.
[00:39:35]  I mean, we should be talking about how the president is going to declassify the Russia Trump documents, and he's going to expose the deep state.
[00:39:43]  He's going to expose the Democrats.
[00:39:45]  He's going to expose the criminals in Washington, D.C.
[00:39:49]  And each and every one of you Americans should be appreciative of it.
[00:39:53]  But of course, you people ain't even appreciative of my broadcast.
[00:39:56]  And I'm sitting over here.
[00:39:57]  I'm giving you my heart.
[00:39:58]  I'm giving you my soul.
[00:39:59]  I'm giving you my blood, sweat, and tears.
[00:40:01]  I'm giving you my weekend for Christ's sake.
[00:40:04]  I mean, not only am I broadcasting here on a Baller Friday and spending my Baller Friday with you, freaking unappreciative troll terrorist and cyber vermin, I could be at a bar right now.
[00:40:16]  All right, having chicken wings, cold beer, and having them served to me by some scantily clad 19-year-old.
[00:40:24]  Hey, Ghost, Happy Memorial Day weekend.
[00:40:26]  You found Charlie yet?
[00:40:28]  Not Tub Guy.
[00:40:29]  Yeah, shut up about Charlie, asshole.
[00:40:31]  All right, shut up.
[00:40:33]  Here is one definition of the demiurge in Gnosticism and other theological systems.
[00:40:38]  A heavenly being, subordinate to the supreme being, that is considered to be the controller of the material world and antagonistic to all that is purely spiritual.
[00:40:47]  I don't know about all that.
[00:40:48]  I'm a spiritual person.
[00:40:49]  I'm a very spiritual guy.
[00:40:51]  All right.
[00:40:52]  But my religion is my business, okay?
[00:40:55]  All right.
[00:40:55]  My religion is my business.
[00:40:57]  I don't want to make it y'all's business.
[00:40:59]  I'm not out here trying to preach to you.
[00:41:01]  I'm just trying to tell you some information that'll get your life a little bit on track, trying to tell you about the markets out here.
[00:41:10]  But of course, even though I'm trying to shoot pearls at you people, do you even care?
[00:41:15]  Do you even care?
[00:41:16]  No, you don't.
[00:41:17]  All right.
[00:41:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:21]  Let's go ahead and get to the damn markets.
[00:41:23]  All right.
[00:41:23]  Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:41:25]  Even though we saw some negativity in the week because of the angst of the Chinese tariff war, we saw a bounce back here this Friday.
[00:41:33]  Dow Jones Industrial is up 95.22 points, a percentage increase of 0.37%, closing out the Dow at 25,585.69 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:41:48]  We've got the SP 500.
[00:41:50]  It's also up 3.82 points.
[00:41:53]  A percentage increase of 0.14% closing out the SP at 2,826.06 points for the SP 500.
[00:42:05]  We've got the NASDAQ.
[00:42:07]  The NASDAQ is up 8.72 points.
[00:42:11]  A percentage increase of 0.11%.
[00:42:14]  Patiently waiting.
[00:42:17]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:42:18]  Hope you and the IC had an awesome week.
[00:42:22]  We did.
[00:42:22]  Can't stick around too long tonight.
[00:42:24]  Have a good night and a great weekend, everyone.
[00:42:27]  Hey, cheers for me.
[00:42:28]  Question for you, Ghost.
[00:42:29]  Trying to decide on dinner, burgers, barbecue, brisket, or Thai.
[00:42:33]  Brisket sounds good, baby.
[00:42:35]  Brisket is always good.
[00:42:36]  Brisket.
[00:42:37]  Press amen if you want me to go soul winning at Ghost's House.
[00:42:41]  Soul winner.
[00:42:42]  Ghost is a heretic, and Trump is the Antichrist.
[00:42:45]  He is the beast from the book of Revelation.
[00:42:47]  All right.
[00:42:48]  You know what?
[00:42:49]  You need to stop, you know, sipping on the freaking holy water or something.
[00:42:53]  I don't know.
[00:42:54]  I mean, you know, come on, dude.
[00:42:56]  All right.
[00:42:56]  I mean, ghosts, come on, dude.
[00:42:59]  I'm a spiritual person.
[00:43:01]  My religion is your business.
[00:43:03]  No, it's not.
[00:43:04]  Satan is my power.
[00:43:06]  Satan is good.
[00:43:07]  Satan is my pal.
[00:43:08]  Satan is good.
[00:43:09]  I'm not a Satanist, okay?
[00:43:11]  All you assholes that say that I'm afraid of the people.
[00:43:13]  I'm not a Satanist.
[00:43:14]  Hey, it's the truth.
[00:43:15]  Ghost.
[00:43:16]  May 24th, 2020.
[00:43:17]  God, man, you guys are idiots, man.
[00:43:20]  Hey, well, here's Ard Hammond.
[00:43:22]  Hey, ghosts.
[00:43:23]  in response to the Adobe discussion from the Saturday Night Troll show, I have to say that honestly Adobe's shooting themselves in the foot.
[00:43:31]  Not to mention certain programs work just as well and you don't have to pay a retarded large amount.
[00:43:36]  I agree, but we'll talk about that on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:43:40]  I do appreciate your input on it, though, Ard Hammond.
[00:43:43]  And listen, I mean, why do we have so many religious freaks listening to me right now?
[00:43:49]  Why do we have so many religious freaks that think that I'm a heretic, that I'm a bad guy, that I'm a demon, and that Trump is the Antichrist and all this other nonsense?
[00:43:58]  I mean, what the hell is that about?
[00:44:00]  Let's talk to Satan about this because, I mean, we got to call Satan.
[00:44:03]  Satan, are you there?
[00:44:05]  Yes.
[00:44:06]  It is I, Satan, the dark Lord.
[00:44:10]  Now you shall bow to thee and listen.
[00:44:17]  To tell you the truth, I want to start smoking.
[00:44:20]  What's a good cigarette or cigar brand to Padrone?
[00:44:23]  Padrone Cigars.
[00:44:25]  Padrone Cigars.
[00:44:27]  Now, Satan, can you tell these people that I don't worship you?
[00:44:31]  That you and me, we don't play spades on the weekend.
[00:44:35]  We're not drinking 40 ounces out here.
[00:44:37]  Okay?
[00:44:38]  Can you tell these folks this?
[00:44:39]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:44:40]  Macho Taco.
[00:44:41]  Ghost, real question.
[00:44:42]  Here, all I can say is I know a guy.
[00:44:45]  How much gamer girl foot sweat do you want?
[00:44:50]  Shut up, Macho.
[00:44:51]  I'm talking to Satan here.
[00:44:53]  All right, I'm talking to Satan.
[00:44:55]  Have some respect.
[00:44:56]  Now, Satan, can you tell these people that I don't worship you and that, you know, me and you, we're not down, you know, we're not out here, you know, smoking Philly blunts with each other and all that shit?
[00:45:06]  Well, I can tell you this, Ghost.
[00:45:08]  You may not be consciously doing what I'm telling you to do, but subconsciously, I've got you and I've got each and every one of your people that are listening to this broadcast right now.
[00:45:22]  You are listening to me, Satan, the controller and ruler of this world, and you shall bow to thee.
[00:45:30]  YOU SHALL BOW TO THEE!
[00:45:32]  HA HA HA HA HA HA! AAAAAA!
[00:45:38]  Alright, we got- hold on, hold on, black hat shi- Shut up, Satan.
[00:45:41]  We will only worship the orange man.
[00:45:44]  The South will rise again.
[00:45:45]  All right, shut up, Black Hat.
[00:45:47]  All right, shut up.
[00:45:50]  I'm just saying, what do you have to say to this Steven Anderson, Pastor Steven Anderson, that says that I'm a heretic and that Trump is the Antichrist?
[00:45:58]  I mean, what do you have to say to this damn Jesus freak?
[00:46:00]  What do you have to say to him?
[00:46:02]  What I have to say to him is this.
[00:46:04]  You are an insecure little man, and you think that you're holier than thou ways is putting you on some kind of a pedestal.
[00:46:13]  You think that you're better than mankind.
[00:46:16]  I, Satan, am the only humanist.
[00:46:20]  I don't judge man by what he does.
[00:46:24]  I encourage and nurture what naturally comes to man.
[00:46:28]  While you and your Jesus freaks and you pastures, you go out and try to put yourself on a fucking soapbox claiming that you're better than mankind.
[00:46:40]  You are no better than he, and he is no better than thee.
[00:46:46]  So you shall bow down to Satan because I control the earth.
[00:46:51]  This earth belongs to me.
[00:46:53]  It says it in your Bible.
[00:46:55]  And if you don't believe me, read it again!
[00:47:03]  Alright, that's about enough of Satan.
[00:47:06]  But look, I'm just trying to tell you, I don't worship Satan, okay?
[00:47:11]  My God doesn't give a crap about all these idiosyncrasies that some of your gods care about.
[00:47:16]  All right, I don't care about it.
[00:47:18]  So that's why I'm drinking.
[00:47:19]  I'm saying cheers.
[00:47:21]  All right, so don't call me a heretic.
[00:47:23]  Don't call me a Satanist.
[00:47:24]  Don't give me any of this crap.
[00:47:27]  Don't give me this.
[00:47:28]  Any last words, Satan, by any chance?
[00:47:29]  Do you have any last words?
[00:47:55]  Get him out of here.
[00:47:56]  After we can get a four-way going with you.
[00:47:59]  What the hell is this internet butt stalker?
[00:48:01]  I hear he likes to be a listen.
[00:48:04]  Enough of this crap.
[00:48:05]  All right.
[00:48:05]  We're getting off cards.
[00:48:07]  Shut up, internet butt stalker, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:10]  Thought we got rid of you.
[00:48:11]  That's probably some idiot trying to keep the spirit of the internet butt stalker alive.
[00:48:15]  Bow down, sell your soul to May.
[00:48:17]  We'll set you free.
[00:48:18]  Pacify your demons.
[00:48:19]  Bow down.
[00:48:20]  Surrender unto me.
[00:48:20]  Submit.
[00:48:21]  Infectiously sanctify your demons.
[00:48:25]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:48:26]  Satan killed Jeff.
[00:48:27]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:48:28]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:48:30]  Trump is the Antichrist.
[00:48:32]  He is not the anti-can you all shut up with this garbage?
[00:48:37]  Trump is not the antichrist.
[00:48:39]  He is a savior to America.
[00:48:42]  That's what Trump is.
[00:48:43]  He's a savior to America.
[00:48:46]  You should pay him respect.
[00:48:49]  Dime Fat Daryl.
[00:48:50]  Is Satan financing the relays?
[00:48:53]  Is that why you have a direct line with him?
[00:48:56]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:48:58]  Just shut up.
[00:48:58]  I have a direct line with Satan because, you know, let's not talk about that.
[00:49:04]  All right.
[00:49:04]  Anyway, let me just, listen, let me just get to my show, all right?
[00:49:08]  Let me just get to my show and shut up and let's stop talking about people's personal religion, all right?
[00:49:13]  Stay out of my religion, okay?
[00:49:16]  Stay out of my religion.
[00:49:17]  Whatever religion I've got is my business.
[00:49:20]  All right?
[00:49:21]  I'm not forcing it upon you.
[00:49:23]  I'm not sitting over here saying, hey, you got to worship this.
[00:49:26]  If not, you're going to burn in hell.
[00:49:28]  Okay?
[00:49:28]  Huh?
[00:49:29]  Huh?
[00:49:29]  You better worship this.
[00:49:30]  You better read this.
[00:49:32]  You better not eat this.
[00:49:33]  You better not do this.
[00:49:34]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[00:49:37]  Give me my drink.
[00:49:44]  Stay out of my religion, you bastards.
[00:49:47]  All right, stay out of my religion.
[00:49:50]  Anyway, I was getting to the markets and I talked about the markets here.
[00:49:54]  It doesn't seem like you people give two rats asses.
[00:49:57]  All right.
[00:49:58]  And stop trying to harsh my mellow on this damn Baller Friday.
[00:50:01]  Episode 60, man.
[00:50:04]  Episode 60.
[00:50:07]  Now, I want to get to commodities here because it's very interesting what's happening.
[00:50:11]  All right.
[00:50:12]  We saw a little bit of a pullback in energy.
[00:50:14]  Oil prices pulled back a little bit.
[00:50:16]  But once again, if there is going to be some kind of conflict in Iran, which I think there should be, and let me tell you, the president needs to hit Iran and they need to hit him fast because Iran isn't just standing around waiting for themselves to get hit up.
[00:50:31]  They're moving missiles into Syria.
[00:50:35]  All right.
[00:50:36]  They're having their terrorist satellite, the Houthis in Yemen, attack Saudi Arabian oil pipelines, Saudi Arabian infrastructure, etc.
[00:50:46]  So I'm telling you right now, the president needs to move and he needs to move fast.
[00:50:51]  Okay?
[00:50:52]  And listen, you've got the president.
[00:50:54]  I think he's already making moves, if you want my opinion.
[00:50:57]  All of you infidels that voted for Trump will get the wrath of me and Muhammad in the next holy war in 2021.
[00:51:04]  All right.
[00:51:05]  Yeah, Mohammed, Mohammed, Muhammad.
[00:51:07]  What is this?
[00:51:08]  Ghost, we know the truth.
[00:51:09]  You are an anti-Christ-worshiping Jew.
[00:51:12]  Oh, now I'm Jewish.
[00:51:14]  Oh, I was a Satanist.
[00:51:15]  Now I'm Jewish.
[00:51:17]  We preach the truth, press one.
[00:51:18]  If you would vote for me over President Anti-Christian.
[00:51:21]  Who the hell are you?
[00:51:23]  Who the fuck are you?
[00:51:24]  What, just because you got a fucking book and you got pastor in front of your name?
[00:51:27]  What, do you think that you're holier than thou?
[00:51:30]  Get the hell out of here.
[00:51:31]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:51:33]  Jesus.
[00:51:34]  Listening to True Capitalist Radio, then the Ghost Show is like switching from Dr. Pepper to Dr. Thunder.
[00:51:40]  And after your next four-year rage, quit, you will become the Mr. PIB of whatever crappy platform you end up on.
[00:51:46]  Maybe TikTok.
[00:51:47]  All right.
[00:51:47]  What do you think, Dr. Macho Taco?
[00:51:49]  Whoever the hell you are, you dumb burrito-eating piece of crap.
[00:51:52]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:51:54]  All right, shut your stupid burrito-eating immigrant face.
[00:51:57]  I don't want to hear another goddamn text-to-speech from Macho Taco tonight.
[00:52:02]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:52:04]  I got some idiot pastor that thinks that he's holier than thou, for Christ's sake, calling me a heretic.
[00:52:10]  And I got some macho taco burrito-eating immigrant trying to tell me about my show.
[00:52:15]  Good God, what kind of a Baller Friday is this, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:52:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:21]  I'm just trying to do a show on this Baller Friday, man.
[00:52:24]  I mean, we should be celebrating that this president of the United States is exposing the corruption in Washington, D.C. Can I interject that some of these so-called religious and Christian groups, people like these pastors, the Pope, Jehovah's Witnesses, and the like are total shams that milk the money out of vulnerable people by masking their scams with religion?
[00:52:46]  Hey, hey, Ard Hammond, I mean, I mean, I could bring that up, but of course, that's going to open up a whole can of worms.
[00:52:52]  And we could be debating about religion all day long.
[00:52:56]  But I think you're right, Art Hammond.
[00:52:57]  And there's a lot of Christians out there that are making big money.
[00:53:01]  Have you heard about these latest Christian pastors that are claiming to their congregations that God told them that they needed a Learjet, a brand new $20 million Learjet, so they can preach the gospel in the international community?
[00:53:14]  Have you heard about this?
[00:53:16]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[00:53:19]  All right?
[00:53:20]  I'm just saying, pastor and all these other people.
[00:53:23]  Yeah, your God's all-knowing, all-seeing, but he can't handle money.

=== Christians Taking Blood Transfusions Too Far (07:22) ===

[00:53:29]  You know, he's just bad with money for Christ's sake.
[00:53:32]  He's like a materialistic spendaholic.
[00:53:36]  He can't get enough of it.
[00:53:37]  I think it's ironic.
[00:53:38]  All right?
[00:53:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:53:42]  I mean, why did this turn into a religious debate?
[00:53:45]  Why did this stay out of my religion, okay?
[00:53:50]  Stay out of my religion.
[00:53:53]  You say you are against Islam, but I've been listening to the archives, and you used to call for chatroom Sharia law.
[00:53:59]  No, I didn't say that.
[00:54:01]  You even started telling some of the listeners if they were Christians that they would need to pay to listen.
[00:54:06]  I did not.
[00:54:07]  I've never said that.
[00:54:08]  I've never made reference to that.
[00:54:10]  That's a fucking lie.
[00:54:11]  Bumbler's spiel about how he accepts humankind as it is rather than demanding piety and sacrifice like the Abrahamic God as a dead ringer for Satan's portrayal in Paradise Lost and the devil's out of the world.
[00:54:21]  Press S to smite Ghost Bumbler.
[00:54:25]  Pacino.
[00:54:27]  Bumbler equals Satan confirmed.
[00:54:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:54:32]  Now I'm Satan.
[00:54:33]  Now I'm a Satanist.
[00:54:35]  All right, now, you know, now I praise the dark Lord all of a sudden.
[00:54:40]  All right, how quaint.
[00:54:41]  Meme magician, can we ban blood transfusions?
[00:54:46]  Blood is sacred to God, and consumption of blood is a grave sin, much worse than abortion.
[00:54:52]  Really?
[00:54:53]  I hope we get blood transfusions banned.
[00:54:55]  Every devout Christian should be outraged that blood transfusions are allowed.
[00:54:59]  What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?
[00:55:02]  I mean, that's what Jehovah's Witnesses think, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:55:05]  I mean, that's why that Mexican broad with the big ass, the Mexican singer, what's her name?
[00:55:09]  Selena.
[00:55:10]  Remember the Tejano singer, Selena?
[00:55:14]  That's how she died, man.
[00:55:15]  She got a shot to the arm, and her parents were Jehovah's Witnesses and demanded that the hospital not give any blood transfusions or not do anything that's beyond Jehovah or some shit, and she died.
[00:55:30]  You know, she died for Christ's sake.
[00:55:32]  So, I mean, you're going way off the keyster there, meme magician.
[00:55:36]  All right, ban blood transfusions.
[00:55:38]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you see, you've got the extreme over here for these jihadists that want to blow people up because they don't worship Muhammad.
[00:55:50]  And then you've got this sick-ass freak element of Jesus freaks out here who want to ban blood transfusions because of some crap that they read in the Bible.
[00:56:00]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:56:01]  Blood transfusions, they save people's lives every day.
[00:56:05]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:56:10]  I wanted to get to these markets here.
[00:56:12]  You know, like I said, energy was slipping a little bit.
[00:56:15]  It's going back up.
[00:56:17]  You people don't care.
[00:56:18]  All right, you people don't care about commodities.
[00:56:21]  You people are commodities traders out here.
[00:56:24]  Let me get to cryptocurrency because what have I told you about crypto?
[00:56:29]  I said we were at a lull point because the value of the U.S. dollar is high.
[00:56:35]  And if the value of the U.S. dollar is high, that means people are going to put their money in U.S. fiat currency.
[00:56:42]  But now that we're seeing some really unstable situations that are happening with the Federal Reserve and their interest rates, with the tariff war that we had with China, with the earning potential of quarter three and four of fiscal year 2019, and let's not forget the integration of cryptocurrency trading in traditional stock trading platforms, such as E-Trade, such as Fidelity, etc.
[00:57:12]  Meme magician, anti-abortion laws are based on Christian beliefs.
[00:57:16]  The same should apply to blood transfusions.
[00:57:19]  Wait, hold on.
[00:57:20]  No, it's not.
[00:57:21]  Anti-abortion is just, you know, I want to be honest with you.
[00:57:26]  It shouldn't even be in the same existence as so-called, what do they call it?
[00:57:31]  Women.
[00:57:35]  What do they call?
[00:57:36]  Women.
[00:57:38]  I forgot what they call bullshit now, it's like...
[00:57:41]  You've mentioned technology in other of your shows, but never get the chance to talk about it.
[00:57:46]  So please talk about it in this show, and thank you.
[00:57:48]  Well, what are you talking about?
[00:57:49]  I talk about it all the time out that Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:57:54]  Anyway, reproductive rights.
[00:57:57]  That's the term I was trying to get across there, but I got discombobulated because I'm multitasking here.
[00:58:04]  But they refer to abortion.
[00:58:05]  I'm talking women in Western civilization.
[00:58:08]  They refer to abortion as reproductive rights.
[00:58:11]  And I don't understand how killing something, killing something, especially a human being, can be compared to reproductive rights.
[00:58:21]  I mean, how many reproductive situations do you need?
[00:58:24]  How many more prophylactics do you need?
[00:58:27]  How many more condoms and sponges and, you know, Norplant shots and all these different means of reproductive rights?
[00:58:38]  I mean, why is it that you just insist on wanting to kill the child as a means of birth control?
[00:58:45]  I mean, good God.
[00:58:48]  All right, I'm just saying, dude, it's not based on Christian beliefs.
[00:58:53]  It's based on human beings, dude.
[00:58:55]  I mean, it's, I mean, if you're a human being that believes that, you know, you could just vacuum a human life out of a womb and it's no problem.
[00:59:03]  It's reproductive rights.
[00:59:04]  You're a sick maniac.
[00:59:07]  All right.
[00:59:07]  I'm just saying you're a sick ass maniac.
[00:59:10]  Anyway, before I'm rudely interrupted again by these goddamn text-to-speeches, Jesus Christ.
[00:59:16]  What's the worst thing to come out of the year 1980?
[00:59:21]  I don't know.
[00:59:21]  1980 was kind of actually 78, 79, 80 were kind of like bummer years.
[00:59:27]  It wasn't until Reagan came along and implemented Reaganomics, and we started seeing true money being spread all over the place in America, which was right around about 85, 86, 87, 84, 85, 86, 87.
[00:59:43]  Those years right there were pure, beautiful 80s.
[00:59:47]  Everybody was just making lots of money, baby.
[00:59:50]  Lots of damn money during those times.
[00:59:52]  It's kind of looking like that right now, to be honest with you.
[00:59:55]  I think it looks a lot like that right now.
[00:59:57]  I mean, everybody right now is gainfully employed.
[01:00:00]  We've got people coming off of welfare, going into the workforce.
[01:00:04]  We've got the lowest unemployment in American history.
[01:00:07]  We've got the lowest unemployment for blacks and Hispanics in American history.
[01:00:11]  I mean, good God, all right?
[01:00:14]  I'm announcing here on the Ghost Show that I'm running for President of the United States in 2012 to make America holy again.
[01:00:22]  President Antichrist for treason type amen.
[01:00:25]  If you want me to be president, you're a maniac.
[01:00:27]  All right.
[01:00:27]  Pastor Stephen, you're a freaking maniac.
[01:00:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:31]  You're a goddamn maniac.
[01:00:33]  And look at this meme magician.
[01:00:34]  Blood represents life and is sacred to God.
[01:00:38]  After it has been removed from a creature, the only use for blood that God has authorized for the atonement of sins.
[01:00:46]  Blood leaving the body of a human or animal must be disposed of.
[01:00:50]  Jesus, can you shut up?

=== Practice Your Second Amendment Rights (15:55) ===

[01:00:52]  All right.
[01:00:53]  Can you just shut up for heaven's sake?
[01:00:56]  All right.
[01:00:56]  I mean, good God.
[01:00:59]  I mean, you Christians are just taking it way overboard for Christ's sake.
[01:01:03]  I mean, what am I?
[01:01:04]  A bad guy?
[01:01:04]  I'm a sinner now because I like a bloody steak, huh?
[01:01:07]  I'm going to burn in hell now because I like a bloody juicy steak.
[01:01:11]  Is that what you Christians are trying to infer right now?
[01:01:14]  Huh?
[01:01:15]  Yeah, Ghost.
[01:01:16]  If you have a bloody steak, you're going to burn in hell because blood is only meant for atonement of sins.
[01:01:24]  Okay?
[01:01:25]  So you just sit there and you just fucking wonder how it's going to feel when you're burning the fire, okay?
[01:01:31]  While us Christians are going to be in the pearly white gates and in the clouds with our wings with God.
[01:01:39]  And we're going to be singing joyous songs all day for eternity.
[01:01:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:46]  All right, give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:01:49]  I can't keep going.
[01:01:49]  Oh, let me chug this.
[01:01:52]  All right.
[01:01:54]  Let me go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:01:56]  It's Baller Friday.
[01:01:57]  I hope that you're having a good time.
[01:01:59]  Let's get some more beer, man.
[01:02:02]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:02:04]  I believe Trump should delete all gun control laws and allow everyone to own whatever weapon they want.
[01:02:10]  I agree.
[01:02:11]  As long as you're a law-abiding citizen and not a criminal, I absolutely agree.
[01:02:15]  I absolutely agree with that.
[01:02:17]  Are you kidding me?
[01:02:18]  I encourage everybody in America to practice their constitutionally protected Second Amendment rights.
[01:02:25]  All right.
[01:02:25]  Cheers.
[01:02:26]  Hey, cheers to Tempe, baby.
[01:02:27]  Cheers to Tempe from Finland.
[01:02:29]  Thank you very much, Tempi.
[01:02:31]  We're being broadcast all over the world, baby.
[01:02:33]  Cheers to Finland.
[01:02:34]  Let me go ahead and put this beer in here.
[01:02:37]  But I think that every American needs to practice their constitutionally protected right, and they should have as many guns as they possibly can withstand based upon their resources, etc.
[01:02:48]  Because take a look at Venezuela.
[01:02:50]  All right, Venezuela wants to get rid of that communist.
[01:02:53]  They can't because they have no arms whatsoever.
[01:02:57]  Can't ruin the hole that makes Moneybond the street that you call that whole thing.
[01:03:00]  Shut up, Macho Taco, you can't.
[01:03:05]  Oh, fuck you.
[01:03:06]  All right, Macho, you're just stupid, dumb burrito eating immigrant.
[01:03:10]  Shut up.
[01:03:11]  All right.
[01:03:11]  Just shut your mouth.
[01:03:15]  But look at the Venezuelans.
[01:03:16]  All right.
[01:03:17]  They're being starved to death by their own country and they can't do anything about it because why?
[01:03:22]  They gave up their guns.
[01:03:24]  They believed Hugo Chavez when he was in power, who brought communism to Venezuela.
[01:03:29]  They believed him.
[01:03:30]  The people believed him.
[01:03:31]  Hugo Chavez said that he wanted to round up the guns to make a safer communist society.
[01:03:36]  Look at it now.
[01:03:38]  The people cannot get rid of the communists because they have no way to fight back.
[01:03:42]  And that, my friends, is what the Second Amendment is all about.
[01:03:47]  Don't let these Democrats and these leftwheres and these bedwetting liberals don't let them make you believe that the Second Amendment has something to do with fucking hunting.
[01:03:57]  All right.
[01:03:57]  The Second Amendment is strictly to not only the right to bear arms, but just in case our government becomes so tyrannical and infringes upon our Bill of Rights, infringes upon our Constitution, we have the right to exercise our Second Amendment to remove the tyrannical government and to create one, once again, a brand new government.
[01:04:22]  That's what it is.
[01:04:23]  That's what the Second Amendment is all about.
[01:04:26]  So I'm encouraging every American out there, don't be a pussy.
[01:04:30]  Don't listen to the stupid BuzzFeed, you know, New York Times hype.
[01:04:36]  All right, go out there and practice your Second Amendment, baby.
[01:04:40]  Practice your Second Amendment.
[01:04:42]  Get as many guns as you possibly can.
[01:04:44]  And let me tell you, if you're so pussy to have a gun, well, buy ammunition.
[01:04:49]  Buy some ammunition.
[01:04:50]  So if anything ever happens in America and you don't want to fight, you don't want to be on the front lines, you'll be able to give your ammunition to the men on the front lines to be able to fight the tyranny that ever comes our way out here in America.
[01:05:05]  You understand that?
[01:05:06]  And I hope that you all understand that, you pieces of garbage.
[01:05:09]  All right, Second Amendment, baby.
[01:05:11]  It's not about hunting.
[01:05:13]  All right.
[01:05:14]  Let me repeat.
[01:05:15]  It's not about hunting, boy.
[01:05:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:19]  Let me, give me my drink.
[01:05:26]  All right.
[01:05:27]  Look, I just want to make this brief statement on cryptocurrency.
[01:05:32]  We're seeing major increases because not just are we seeing the integration of cryptocurrency trading with stock trading platforms, but now we're seeing more and more things accept cryptocurrency.
[01:05:44]  I don't know if y'all heard the news this week, but ATT.
[01:05:49]  That's right.
[01:05:50]  ATT says it's going to accept cryptocurrency payments for its services.
[01:05:55]  Can you believe that?
[01:05:56]  So once again, the more and more cryptocurrency is accepted by companies and other places that accept goods and services or that have goods and services.
[01:06:07]  I mean, this is what is going to create value for the cryptocurrency.
[01:06:12]  And that's why we're seeing an increase in cryptocurrency, baby.
[01:06:15]  Talk about Dogecoin.
[01:06:17]  Shut the fuck up about Dogecoin, man.
[01:06:21]  All right.
[01:06:22]  Dogecoin is a joke.
[01:06:24]  It is a testament to how freaking retarded the freaking internet is.
[01:06:29]  Me magician, so where's your well-regulated militia then?
[01:06:32]  The Second Amendment calls for that too.
[01:06:34]  And as a result, the existence of a U.S. military violates our Second Amendment as militias are meant to provide.
[01:06:41]  Shut the meme magician, what a warped interpretation of the goddamn Constitution.
[01:06:47]  You must be a Britbong.
[01:06:48]  You must be some limey.
[01:06:50]  Listen, why don't you go take care of your goddamn migrant-loving goddamn country and let us Americans worry about our country.
[01:06:59]  All right, you britbong.
[01:07:01]  I mean, here you have, here you have Britain who voted in Brexit 2016.
[01:07:08]  They brought in some stupid, dumb, disgusting bimbo as the prime minister who kicked the can down the road to the point where now they're talking about a second referendum vote.
[01:07:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:24]  All right.
[01:07:26]  Like I was saying, folks, this is why you're seeing an increase.
[01:07:30]  And the coins that I cover are the big time.
[01:07:33]  They're the big coins.
[01:07:35]  They're going to stand the test of time.
[01:07:37]  And I don't want to go over them all over again, but I do want to tell you that this cryptocurrency market is about to explode once again.
[01:07:47]  It's ripe for it.
[01:07:48]  You can base that on the volume, the amount of volume being traded, the amount of volume that's being accumulated.
[01:07:55]  And like I said, cryptocurrency is not like a stock.
[01:07:59]  It's a currency.
[01:08:01]  So now that you've got cryptocurrency trading integrated with E-Trade and Fidelity and all these other stock trading platforms, people can literally trade their stock, put it in cryptocurrency, and they can actually use cryptocurrency to pay for bills now, pay for airplane flights, and pay for hotels, etc.
[01:08:21]  And what the hell is Keckler, huh?
[01:08:23]  Change your YouTube profile pic.
[01:08:25]  All right, shut up.
[01:08:26]  All right.
[01:08:27]  All right.
[01:08:28]  Shut up.
[01:08:30]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make, this is the time.
[01:08:34]  Queer people should be arming themselves in light of widespread discrimination, particularly from minorities.
[01:08:40]  Instead, we get a bunch of bed-wetting communists cucking out and thinking the police they already hate so much in the first place will help them.
[01:08:47]  That's a very good point, Ashley.
[01:08:49]  Very, very good point.
[01:08:52]  Very good point.
[01:08:53]  Here's me, magician.
[01:08:54]  Says right here in the Constitution: a well-regulated militia being necessary to secure of a free state, the right to the people to keep their bare arms shall not be infringed.
[01:09:04]  Yeah, what the hell?
[01:09:05]  What does that mean?
[01:09:07]  That means that the right of people to bear arms shall not be infringed.
[01:09:12]  All right.
[01:09:14]  I mean, a well-regulated militia is going to be put together if we had to overthrow the government, which was tyrannical, infringing upon the Constitution.
[01:09:24]  It's what it says.
[01:09:25]  A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
[01:09:37]  I mean, what does that mean?
[01:09:39]  I mean, that means that, you know, if revolution comes, we need a well-regulated militia to be able to secure the free state.
[01:09:46]  They're talking about the state in general.
[01:09:49]  Remember, this is the colonial times.
[01:09:52]  So that could mean the state of Texas.
[01:09:53]  That could mean the state of Tennessee, etc.
[01:09:57]  All right.
[01:09:58]  So, I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:10:00]  Learn how to read the Constitution, moron.
[01:10:03]  Anyway, the market capitalization for the cryptocurrency market right now is $250 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market.
[01:10:12]  All right.
[01:10:14]  Save my YouTube profile picture and make it your own to flood ghost stream chat with swastikas.
[01:10:18]  Check the chat.
[01:10:19]  All right.
[01:10:20]  All right.
[01:10:20]  That's enough.
[01:10:22]  Who's got a swastika in there?
[01:10:23]  All right.
[01:10:23]  Let's go ahead and ban this idiot.
[01:10:26]  Ban the idiot that's got these stupid, dumbass swastikas.
[01:10:30]  All right, get them out of here since they want so much attention.
[01:10:33]  Get them the hell out.
[01:10:34]  Ban them all out.
[01:10:36]  Ban them all the hell out of here.
[01:10:38]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:10:40]  Get them all out.
[01:10:41]  For Christ's sake, since they want to be, since they want to be so cute, get them all out of here.
[01:10:47]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:48]  What a bunch of morons, dude.
[01:10:49]  What a bunch of idiots.
[01:10:51]  I'm not even joking.
[01:10:52]  What a bunch of idiots.
[01:10:54]  All right, get these idiots out of here.
[01:10:57]  All right.
[01:10:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:01]  I'm glad Captain Autism did that.
[01:11:03]  Get this idiot out of here, too.
[01:11:05]  I'm glad.
[01:11:06]  Good riddance.
[01:11:08]  All right, keep banning them, engineer.
[01:11:10]  You see anybody with a stupid swastika in their goddamn profile, get them the hell out of here.
[01:11:15]  All right, not even joking.
[01:11:16]  Get them the hell out of here.
[01:11:23]  And look, of course, you got a bunch of neckbeard, four-eyed, freckled-faced, beaten trolls that are going to say, oh, he's against free speech.
[01:11:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:31]  Hey, you know, you idiots need to understand, okay?
[01:11:35]  These morons are putting swastikas in their stupid profiles so that they can go and say, hey, look, he's a hate speecher and he's got to be stopped.
[01:11:44]  And meh, meh, meh.
[01:11:48]  So go ahead and go shoving up your ass.
[01:11:50]  All right.
[01:11:51]  Show derailed.
[01:11:52]  Mission accomplished.
[01:11:54]  What?
[01:11:54]  You think you win, autism?
[01:11:56]  You actually think you win in your head?
[01:11:59]  What are you talking about?
[01:12:00]  I'm still doing the show.
[01:12:01]  I'm talking about cryptocurrencies, you son of a bitch.
[01:12:03]  All right?
[01:12:06]  And what?
[01:12:06]  What?
[01:12:06]  Macho?
[01:12:08]  Macho Taco?
[01:12:08]  You want me to read your stupid?
[01:12:10]  I'm not reading your dumbass freaking messages anymore.
[01:12:13]  You want them read?
[01:12:14]  You fucking pay the five bucks, Macho Taco, you stupid immigrant.
[01:12:17]  I can't even read your goddamn half-ass English crap anyway.
[01:12:21]  People posting drump in chat.
[01:12:23]  It was not funny.
[01:12:27]  Whatever the fuck you're saying.
[01:12:29]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:12:30]  Did somebody just did somebody just donate wings of ghost demption?
[01:12:35]  Do not ever compare me to goddamn wings of redemption.
[01:12:39]  Do not ever compare me to that stupid fat nut case.
[01:12:42]  All right?
[01:12:43]  I'm not wings of redemption, you asshole, okay?
[01:12:46]  Don't compare me to that piece of trash.
[01:12:50]  I mean, what a low-life, disgusting waste of human life garbage.
[01:12:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:12:56]  So don't compare me.
[01:12:58]  Don't compare me to that guy, all right?
[01:13:00]  Unbanned Captain Autism.
[01:13:02]  I'm not unbanning you.
[01:13:03]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:13:05]  All right?
[01:13:06]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:13:07]  All right, listen.
[01:13:08]  I'm going to do these 12 buckers.
[01:13:10]  All right.
[01:13:10]  They're piling up on me for heaven's sake.
[01:13:12]  So let me go ahead and do these 12 buckers so we can get them out of the fucking way.
[01:13:16]  I can continue on with my broadcast.
[01:13:18]  All right.
[01:13:19]  Take a whiff of that if you don't like it.
[01:13:23]  All right.
[01:13:23]  Now, who's the first 12 bucker?
[01:13:25]  I fucking hate these stupid damn things.
[01:13:29]  All right.
[01:13:29]  The first 12 bucker is from Ghost is Deleted Video.
[01:13:32]  Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:13:34]  What is this?
[01:13:34]  Ghost is deleted video.
[01:13:37]  Hold on.
[01:13:38]  Ghost is deleted video.
[01:13:39]  What the fuck is this?
[01:13:42]  Ghost is deleted video.
[01:13:44]  Hold on.
[01:13:44]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:13:46]  What the hell is this?
[01:13:48]  Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?
[01:13:51]  I don't know about you, motherfuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay?
[01:13:55]  If people can sit back.
[01:13:56]  Hold on.
[01:13:57]  Look at this brother.
[01:13:59]  Look at this brother over here.
[01:14:01]  He's sitting in a room.
[01:14:03]  He's got a closet with like a few hangers of maybe his, you know, three or four favorite shirts that don't have fucking pizza stains on them.
[01:14:12]  All right.
[01:14:12]  He's got some kind of a, what is that?
[01:14:14]  Some kind of a chick visor on his receding hairline fro.
[01:14:18]  He's wearing disgusting 7-Eleven sunglasses.
[01:14:22]  He's got a goddamn neckbeard.
[01:14:24]  And this brother looks like he's wearing a shirt inside out like Chris Cross via 1992.
[01:14:31]  And this brother, he's sitting over here talking about, I think jacking off should be a sport, baby.
[01:14:36]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:14:38]  And what you do, you spit on your hand and you just start waxing it, baby.
[01:14:44]  I think it's a spoke, baby.
[01:14:46]  I think it's a spoke.
[01:14:47]  What?
[01:14:48]  Have a heart attack already, so the show can end how we all know it will anyway.
[01:14:52]  Oh, shut up, you stupid immigrant.
[01:14:54]  All right, let's listen to what this brother has to say.
[01:14:56]  Label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport.
[01:15:01]  If you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label that.
[01:15:08]  Hey, hey, hey, Fatty.
[01:15:09]  The reason you don't like golf is because you don't get up off your fat ass and go play an 18-hole round of golf, all right?
[01:15:16]  Take some physical activity, you stupid fat idiot.
[01:15:19]  And by the way, another reason that you ain't going to go fishing is because you tip over the goddamn boat, and I'm pretty sure your fat ass don't know how to swim, boy.
[01:15:27]  Jesus Christ, this guy trying to be funny, huh?
[01:15:30]  This guy trying to be a scuffed Patrice O'Neal or something?
[01:15:34]  Jacking off a sport.
[01:15:35]  Think about it.
[01:15:36]  What the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga?
[01:15:41]  What you're doing is muscle-to-hand coordination, you son of a bitch.
[01:15:46]  Walking the course, all right.
[01:15:50]  Macho Taco is my wife.
[01:15:51]  Well, great.
[01:15:52]  Great.
[01:15:53]  I'm sure you're proud of her.
[01:15:55]  I mean, this is stupid.
[01:15:57]  This brother is dumb.
[01:15:58]  This is what happens when you have public educators teaching minorities.
[01:16:03]  This is a publicly educated brother right here.
[01:16:05]  Look at this.
[01:16:06]  When it's hitting the goddamn golf club.
[01:16:08]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:16:09]  That's a long-ass birdie, man.
[01:16:11]  Nice birdie.
[01:16:12]  Nice cut.
[01:16:12]  You don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[01:16:15]  Oh, God, you're still going.
[01:16:16]  You're nothing compared to Burger Planet.
[01:16:18]  Burger Buddy is living with his fucking parents now.
[01:16:27]  Burger Planet is living with his parents, all right?
[01:16:30]  He couldn't live out of his stupid van anymore because he's talentless, all right?
[01:16:34]  And he's just some fat, fucking pathetic loser.
[01:16:37]  Although I do like when he gets drunk, he has no shame in making a goddamn fool out of himself when he's drunk.
[01:16:43]  But other than that, he's an idiot, and he's living with his goddamn parents.

=== Burger Planet Living With Parents (07:43) ===

[01:16:47]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:16:49]  Get a job.
[01:16:51]  Get a goddamn job.
[01:16:52]  You're 37 years old.
[01:16:53]  Get a goddamn job, you stupid loser.
[01:16:55]  All right.
[01:16:56]  This ain't 2003 anymore, Burger.
[01:17:00]  All right.
[01:17:00]  When you had your stupid show on MTV, all right?
[01:17:02]  And not even MTV wants to give you a second look.
[01:17:05]  All right.
[01:17:06]  You suck.
[01:17:06]  You peak too soon.
[01:17:08]  You're a dumb, disgusting, fat, wrinkled-faced piece of trash.
[01:17:11]  And nobody cares anymore.
[01:17:13]  All right.
[01:17:14]  Nobody cares unless you're going to take another goddamn flight to Bangkok, Thailand, or bang these damn disgusting syphilitic sluts in Cambodia.
[01:17:24]  Nobody cares.
[01:17:25]  All right.
[01:17:26]  Nobody cares.
[01:17:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:30]  Anyway, look, I had enough of that black guy for that fat, disgusting piece of garbage that I was obligated to watch because somebody donated a damn 12-bucker.
[01:17:42]  All right.
[01:17:42]  And obligated me to watch their stupid YouTube videos.
[01:17:45]  So let's see what's the next one.
[01:17:48]  What's the next 12-bucker that I'm obligated here?
[01:17:51]  Oh, here it is.
[01:17:52]  All right.
[01:17:53]  Smuck Jumer, whoever the hell that is, Smuck Jumer requested this.
[01:17:58]  I can only imagine what the hell this is by Schmuck Jumer.
[01:18:02]  Who is this?
[01:18:03]  What is this?
[01:18:04]  Let's go ahead and take it.
[01:18:05]  What is this crap?
[01:18:07]  Wait a minute.
[01:18:08]  These are search results, you idiot.
[01:18:11]  Hey, Smuck Jumer, you gave me some shit to some.
[01:18:14]  How to jack off a car?
[01:18:18]  How to jack off a car?
[01:18:22]  Why in the hell would you give me search results on how to jack off a car?
[01:18:27]  What is this?
[01:18:28]  Hold on.
[01:18:29]  Let's look at the first one.
[01:18:29]  What is this?
[01:18:30]  How to jack off a car?
[01:18:31]  What is this?
[01:18:33]  Hurry up.
[01:18:35]  Hold on.
[01:18:36]  What is this?
[01:18:36]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:18:40]  Shout out to...
[01:18:41]  Ah, shut up.
[01:18:42]  All right.
[01:18:42]  I know what you're trying to do.
[01:18:44]  What, asshole?
[01:18:46]  What?
[01:18:48]  Shut up.
[01:18:49]  Hey, Danny Ger and Annie Ger, shut up.
[01:18:52]  All right.
[01:18:55]  What is this?
[01:18:55]  How to jack off a car?
[01:18:57]  All right.
[01:18:57]  I don't want to see this dude's face.
[01:18:58]  Let's just get to the retire.
[01:19:00]  You'll see these two notches.
[01:19:02]  This is where you put the jack to jack the car.
[01:19:04]  What the hell?
[01:19:05]  And there's also notches behind the front tire.
[01:19:08]  You jack it up here.
[01:19:09]  Now, of course, you'll need a jacket to jack the car off.
[01:19:12]  So here's a tissue.
[01:19:13]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:19:14]  Don't just go out and buy some cheap little j because big jigs aren't all that expensive.
[01:19:18]  I bought my jigs at hot system and they only cost 60 bucks apiece.
[01:19:23]  And of course, you need a good son of cop time to me.
[01:19:25]  I like these holes.
[01:19:27]  All right, we get it.
[01:19:28]  Hey, hey, Juck, what is this?
[01:19:30]  Schmuck Jumer.
[01:19:31]  I don't know what the hell you were intending for me to look at there.
[01:19:35]  You just gave me a search query of how to jack off a car.
[01:19:40]  I don't understand that.
[01:19:42]  I don't understand why the hell you just did that.
[01:19:44]  You did it twice on top of that, schmuck jumer.
[01:19:48]  All right.
[01:19:50]  What the hell is this?
[01:19:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:54]  Hey, ghosts, I have a question about my job.
[01:19:56]  I've been working for this job for a few years, and my boss told me about mandatory or monetary loopholes.
[01:20:03]  It's me, Macho Taku, Major Ray.
[01:20:05]  Fuck you, you fucking immigrant.
[01:20:09]  You dumb, stupid immigrant, for Christ's sake.
[01:20:13]  Oh, here we got an anonymous 12-bucker.
[01:20:15]  How quaint.
[01:20:16]  All right, look, I better hurry up with these damn 12-buckers, dude.
[01:20:18]  These people are going to start piling them up.
[01:20:20]  And I really don't want to do this.
[01:20:22]  I really, I really don't want to fucking do these.
[01:20:26]  Anyway, this next, this next 12-bucker is by Isaac Cox.
[01:20:32]  Isaac Cox requested this saying this is a Mrs. Ghost Leak.
[01:20:36]  All right, what is this?
[01:20:37]  Hold on, let me go ahead and post this.
[01:20:39]  What is this?
[01:20:41]  Mrs. Ghost Leak.
[01:20:44]  Isaac Cox.
[01:20:45]  Here, let's go ahead and post this.
[01:20:46]  What is this?
[01:20:52]  Mrs. Ghost Leak.
[01:20:54]  Fuck you, man.
[01:20:57]  Fuck you, man.
[01:20:59]  Hey, Ghostbird, you know what your problem is.
[01:21:02]  Your mom's a gay nigger.
[01:21:06]  Shut up.
[01:21:07]  All right.
[01:21:08]  Just shut up.
[01:21:08]  And whoever the hell Isaac Cox did, whoever did this video, you're a piece of crap.
[01:21:15]  All right.
[01:21:15]  Mrs. Ghost Leak.
[01:21:17]  I mean, let's see the rest of that.
[01:21:18]  This is a disgust.
[01:21:19]  Look at this.
[01:21:19]  Look at the look at the face.
[01:21:21]  Look at the trunk on this son of a bitch.
[01:21:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:29]  She probably can work a mean one, though, out of a glory hole.
[01:21:32]  Look at that.
[01:21:33]  Oh, look at that.
[01:21:34]  Look at that.
[01:21:34]  Look at the arms on this thing.
[01:21:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:39]  All right.
[01:21:39]  That's it.
[01:21:40]  All right.
[01:21:40]  That's enough.
[01:21:41]  Go ahead.
[01:21:42]  Take it off.
[01:21:42]  Take it off of here for heaven's sake.
[01:21:46]  Mrs. Ghost Leak.
[01:21:47]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:21:50]  All right.
[01:21:51]  This next one is what?
[01:21:52]  Who is this?
[01:21:53]  Found Ghost's squad mate.
[01:21:55]  Who the hell is that?
[01:21:56]  Squad mate?
[01:21:57]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:22:00]  You talking about military?
[01:22:02]  What the hell is this?
[01:22:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:07]  Look at this.
[01:22:11]  Is this a real skull?
[01:22:13]  Huh?
[01:22:15]  Is this a real half-skull?
[01:22:16]  What is this?
[01:22:18]  A skull of an American cut and painted.
[01:22:20]  We use it to eat rice on special occasions.
[01:22:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:22:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:29]  12 bucks for that disgusting garbage.
[01:22:31]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:22:32]  These people are sick.
[01:22:33]  They're stupid.
[01:22:34]  And I don't get it.
[01:22:36]  I don't get it.
[01:22:37]  I don't want to get it.
[01:22:38]  All right.
[01:22:39]  I don't want to get it.
[01:22:41]  This next one is by Ghost Licks Jones.
[01:22:43]  That's a real funny asshole.
[01:22:45]  All right.
[01:22:45]  Don't even compare me to that son of a bitch.
[01:22:47]  Ghost Lick Jones requested this.
[01:22:51]  Hold on.
[01:22:51]  What is this?
[01:22:53]  Ghostly.
[01:22:54]  Hold on.
[01:22:55]  What is this?
[01:22:56]  It's my dog.
[01:22:57]  What is this?
[01:22:59]  Are you doing what are you doing?
[01:23:02]  What are you?
[01:23:04]  What is this?
[01:23:04]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:23:05]  Temple, do you get crap there?
[01:23:07]  Stop Templeton now.
[01:23:09]  Don't see the crap.
[01:23:10]  You can't crap there.
[01:23:13]  That's not funny, dude.
[01:23:27]  All right, wait, wait a minute.
[01:23:28]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[01:23:31]  Is this boss Edward?
[01:23:35]  IS THIS BOSS EDWARD?!
[01:23:48]  You guys are assholes, you know that?
[01:23:52]  All right, turn this shit off.
[01:23:53]  Turn it off for Christ's sake, man.
[01:23:56]  You've got my dog now barking dog.
[01:24:00]  Boss N-Word.
[01:24:02]  Boss N-Word, real swift, you trolls.
[01:24:05]  I'm telling you, man, leave my dog alone, man.
[01:24:08]  All right, leave my damn dog alone.
[01:24:12]  Anyway, this next one.
[01:24:13]  Jesus Christ, you damn trolls.
[01:24:15]  This next one is by Diablo.
[01:24:17]  What is Diablo?
[01:24:19]  Hold on, What is this?
[01:24:23]  What the hell is this, Diablo?
[01:24:25]  What is this?
[01:24:27]  Hold on, put it on the PC shot.
[01:24:29]  What the hell is this, Diablo?

=== Diablo Soldier Patriot Request (10:29) ===

[01:24:31]  Today, we take a look at the soldier.
[01:24:34]  The soldier is a great, jinglistic patriot from America's heartland.
[01:24:39]  Tough and well-armed, he is versatile, capable of both offense and defense.
[01:24:42]  And a great starter class, you get familiar with the game.
[01:24:46]  The soldier is well known for his spectacular rocket jumps.
[01:24:50]  In defiance of all good sense and judgment, the soldier can detonate a rocket at his feet and launch himself skyward.
[01:24:58]  Of course, it meets trackers.
[01:25:00]  This ability allows the soldiers to be able to get away from the body.
[01:25:01]  I hope you like his imagination.
[01:25:04]  Want to see a magic trick?
[01:25:06]  Preston!
[01:25:08]  And reach areas off limits even to the scout's double jumping.
[01:25:11]  I don't even know what to say.
[01:25:12]  What am I supposed to say to him?
[01:25:16]  What am I even supposed to say to these flexible classes in the game?
[01:25:20]  Despite his low foot speed, shut this garbage up for Christ's sake.
[01:25:25]  I don't even know what the hell am I supposed to say to that?
[01:25:27]  Huh?
[01:25:29]  What the hell am I supposed to say?
[01:25:31]  Who the hell donated here?
[01:25:34]  Cloudzack 1090.
[01:25:36]  All right, another 12-bucker.
[01:25:38]  I'll get to yours in a second there, Cloudzack.
[01:25:40]  I got a few more here that I've got to do.
[01:25:44]  Oh, geez.
[01:25:45]  What was I supposed to say?
[01:25:46]  What was that?
[01:25:48]  How am I supposed to react to that?
[01:25:51]  What was I supposed to get out of that?
[01:25:53]  Can somebody explain that one to me?
[01:25:55]  Because I don't get it.
[01:25:58]  I don't get it.
[01:26:02]  All right.
[01:26:02]  Who else do we have?
[01:26:03]  We got Anonymous here.
[01:26:05]  Anonymous with a 12-bucker.
[01:26:07]  Obligating me over here to, I don't know.
[01:26:10]  I don't know what the hell.
[01:26:11]  View another damn YouTube video.
[01:26:14]  All right.
[01:26:14]  Anonymous, what is this?
[01:26:16]  Oh, Jesus no.
[01:26:20]  Hey, Tempe.
[01:26:21]  Tempe's, you know, got a 12-bucker.
[01:26:23]  Hold on, what?
[01:26:24]  What is I have to make sure that this isn't some sick perversion?
[01:26:29]  Hey, all right, hey, hey, stop piling them on, dude.
[01:26:32]  All right, I'm going to get to these.
[01:26:33]  Just calm your asses down.
[01:26:35]  Calm your asses down already, for heaven's sake, man.
[01:26:40]  All right, this one was by Anonymous.
[01:26:43]  I don't like it already.
[01:26:45]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[01:26:47]  This is by Anonymous.
[01:26:48]  What is this?
[01:26:49]  Mother love me long time, long time.
[01:26:52]  Sucky, sucky, fucking fucking one tongue, hung.
[01:26:54]  Come on.
[01:26:58]  One time, one time, end cells out of Japan.
[01:27:03]  This is an end cell out of Japan.
[01:27:05]  Although I do like you back, one time, one time, one time, I'll take you back to Hong Kong.
[01:27:27]  Send you back to Hong Kong!
[01:27:29]  Mother let me long time, long time Sucky sucky, fucky, fucky, one time Hong Kong, Hong Kong One time, one time One time, one time Let me long time, feed on my lungs Long, go back to Hong Kong, Hong Kong I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
[01:27:47]  Take it off.
[01:27:48]  All right, we get it.
[01:27:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:27:51]  I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
[01:27:54]  Anyway, Anonymous donated that one for heaven's sake.
[01:27:57]  All right, who else we got?
[01:27:58]  We got Cloud Zach.
[01:27:58]  All right, we'll get to Cloud Zach ones here.
[01:28:01]  Cloud Zach is requesting this one here.
[01:28:04]  What is this, Cloud Zach?
[01:28:05]  All right, what is this?
[01:28:07]  It says, This is my son.
[01:28:08]  I hope you like his imagination.
[01:28:11]  All right, let's see who it is, Cloud Zach.
[01:28:13]  What is this?
[01:28:14]  What is this for Christ's sake?
[01:28:16]  Hold on, this is your son.
[01:28:19]  This is your son here?
[01:28:26]  Go ahead and play it.
[01:28:27]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:28:28]  I can already see this is going to be some weird shit.
[01:28:34]  Oh my God.
[01:28:38]  Good lord.
[01:28:40]  Hold it right there.
[01:28:42]  I know you're going around doing evil.
[01:28:46]  Hold on just a second.
[01:28:49]  Look at all these dolls in the background here.
[01:28:51]  This looks like Barbie dolls, dolls with daisy dukes.
[01:28:56]  Who the hell is this sick freak here?
[01:29:00]  And I know you work for wicked, and your evil will not be put up with.
[01:29:05]  Look, this kid, look, this guy knows how to talk.
[01:29:09]  He knows how to play with these stupid little toys.
[01:29:12]  He has some kind of an imagination.
[01:29:14]  Why isn't this kid out here cleaning floors or cleaning toilets somewhere?
[01:29:19]  Why isn't this kid gainfully employed right now?
[01:29:22]  I'll tell you why.
[01:29:23]  Because I'm without it.
[01:29:24]  I mean, that's all they have to do.
[01:29:25]  That's all they got to say.
[01:29:26]  Anyway, go ahead.
[01:29:28]  You think you can stop me?
[01:29:30]  I am working for wicked.
[01:29:32]  And there's nothing you can do to stop me either.
[01:29:37]  Well, don't be so sure about that.
[01:29:39]  I can and I will stop him.
[01:29:41]  Oh my gosh.
[01:29:42]  Since I am defiant.
[01:29:43]  Here's a Twitch there.
[01:29:45]  Goodness and kindness, Sailor Earth.
[01:29:49]  And in the name of the Earth.
[01:29:51]  You know what?
[01:29:51]  This guy, instead of wasting his life, his time, his energy on this, he should be made to clean toilets.
[01:29:58]  He should be made to clean floors.
[01:30:01]  You know, he should be made to do menial, very simple labor instead of sitting here wasting his life playing with.
[01:30:09]  Well, who the hell is this?
[01:30:11]  Wait a minute.
[01:30:12]  Is that Ernest?
[01:30:14]  Is that fucking Ernest gone stupid?
[01:30:16]  Ernest does crazy.
[01:30:17]  That's fucking Ernest.
[01:30:18]  Is that him?
[01:30:20]  Hey, Vern.
[01:30:20]  How you doing, Vern?
[01:30:21]  Is that that asshole?
[01:30:22]  Is that him?
[01:30:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:30:26]  How the fuck does this kid even know this guy?
[01:30:28]  This didn't fucking Ernest, this guy that played early, didn't he die like 20 fucking years ago?
[01:30:35]  Oh my God.
[01:30:36]  All right, take this garbage off of here for heaven's sake, man.
[01:30:39]  Get it out of here.
[01:30:42]  Thanks a lot, Cloud Zach.
[01:30:44]  Yeah, I'm sure that's your boy.
[01:30:46]  I'm sure you're very proud of him.
[01:30:49]  I'm sure you're very proud of him.
[01:30:51]  Jesus Christ.
[01:30:54]  Whoever's parents this kid is, they need to be neutered, man.
[01:30:57]  I'm not even joking.
[01:30:58]  All right.
[01:31:00]  Anyway, let's continue going here.
[01:31:03]  Who the hell donated this one?
[01:31:04]  Oh, Tempe.
[01:31:06]  Thanks, Tempe, for the donations previous.
[01:31:08]  And let's go ahead and see what's going to see what you're donating here.
[01:31:14]  See what you got here.
[01:31:14]  What is this?
[01:31:16]  Oh, yeah.
[01:31:17]  Uh-oh.
[01:31:18]  Uh-oh.
[01:31:18]  I hope I don't get a copyright strike for this one, but I mean, this looks like it's going to be pretty funny here.
[01:31:25]  What is this?
[01:31:26]  Ghost face reveal.
[01:31:27]  All right.
[01:31:27]  Shut up.
[01:31:28]  All right.
[01:31:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:31]  All right.
[01:31:32]  Let's go ahead.
[01:31:33]  This one was donated by Tempe.
[01:31:35]  He donated $12 to obligate me to watch this YouTube video.
[01:31:39]  Let's go ahead and put the...
[01:31:40]  Hold on.
[01:31:41]  What is this, Art Hammond?
[01:31:43]  I know about that guy with the toys.
[01:31:45]  He used to go by Sailor Moon Red 1 back in the day.
[01:31:48]  His real-life name is Dwayne McCallan, who is someone in his 30s that actually refuses to get a job.
[01:31:54]  Of course, they refuse to get a job.
[01:31:58]  Of course, he refuses to get a job, even though he knows how to spoken, even though he knows how to plays with toys.
[01:32:04]  He knows the toys' names.
[01:32:05]  He has a magic.
[01:32:06]  All this crap.
[01:32:07]  No.
[01:32:07]  Oh, you got to go get a job, Billy.
[01:32:09]  Or what is this guy's name?
[01:32:10]  Dwayne.
[01:32:10]  You got to get a job, Dwayne.
[01:32:12]  No, I'm 30.
[01:32:12]  I'm without it.
[01:32:16]  You know, you can easily clean a toilet, Dwayne, or you, you know, you can only do it part-time.
[01:32:21]  No, I'm not it.
[01:32:22]  Sorry, I'm retarded.
[01:32:25]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:32:27]  There's too many of these people that are out here, too, man.
[01:32:29]  It's sad.
[01:32:29]  Give me my drink.
[01:32:35]  All right.
[01:32:37]  Now, let's go ahead and get to Tempe's 12-bucker here.
[01:32:42]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[01:32:44]  And I'm probably going to get copyright struck for this one, but we got to hear it.
[01:32:48]  Let's go ahead.
[01:32:49]  Let the commies hit the floor.
[01:32:51]  Let the commies hit the floor.
[01:32:54]  Yeah.
[01:32:54]  Hold on.
[01:32:55]  Hold on.
[01:32:55]  What?
[01:32:56]  What?
[01:32:57]  Macho Taco drinking.
[01:32:59]  Shut up, Macho.
[01:33:01]  I'm tired of your immigrant ass.
[01:33:03]  Just shut up, all right?
[01:33:05]  Let me go backwards here.
[01:33:06]  Let me go backwards.
[01:33:07]  Here we go.
[01:33:09]  Let the commies hit the flow.
[01:33:11]  Let the commies hit the flow.
[01:33:13]  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[01:33:21]  Let the commies hit the floor!
[01:33:27]  Let the commies hit the floor.
[01:33:29]  Let the commies get the floor.
[01:33:35]  Yes, baby.
[01:33:37]  I love that sight.
[01:33:38]  Now, let me go back here.
[01:33:40]  So just in case you folks want to know what this is, this right here was jets that were commandeered, or actually not commandeered, but ordered, I should say, by General Pinochet to hit up the presidential palace of Chile, which was occupied by Allende, who was then the communist president.
[01:34:03]  All right.
[01:34:04]  He eliminated Allende and his family with this hit that you're about to look at right here.
[01:34:10]  Boom.
[01:34:11]  There it is right there.
[01:34:12]  There goes Allende and his family.
[01:34:15]  Bye-bye, Kami!
[01:34:18]  Oh, man.
[01:34:23]  And by the way, this attack that Pinochet did on Allende happened on September 11th.
[01:34:31]  What was it, in 72?
[01:34:33]  I forgot when.
[01:34:34]  Oh, whoa, whoa.
[01:34:35]  Trump is the Antichrist from the book of Revelation and Ghost is his apostle.
[01:34:39]  Wait a minute.
[01:34:40]  I, Pastor Steven Anderson, know the Holocaust was fake and ghost is a homo sympathy.
[01:34:46]  You see, now it all comes out.
[01:34:49]  Now it all comes out from old pastor Steven Anderson, doesn't it?
[01:34:54]  Now it all comes out.
[01:34:55]  The Holocaust is fake.
[01:34:56]  Look at that.
[01:34:57]  Oh, it all comes out.
[01:34:59]  1973.
[01:35:00]  That's right.

=== Empty Threats Against Allende Family (15:26) ===

[01:35:01]  All right.
[01:35:01]  Let's go ahead and take a look at this one more again.
[01:35:03]  All right.
[01:35:04]  9-11, 1973 is when this happened.
[01:35:07]  All right.
[01:35:09]  Airplanes, buildings, explosions.
[01:35:15]  Pinochet, my hero, baby.
[01:35:17]  Pinochet, my hero.
[01:35:21]  And look at all the people that are like, I don't know what's happening.
[01:35:26]  The capitalists are taking over.
[01:35:28]  That's what's happening.
[01:35:29]  The capitalists are taking over.
[01:35:32]  You're goddamn right, baby.
[01:35:38]  I'm telling you, man, cheers to Tempe.
[01:35:40]  Cheers to Tempe for donating that 12-bucker.
[01:35:43]  I mean, that felt good.
[01:35:45]  I needed to see that.
[01:35:47]  I needed to see that.
[01:35:48]  Oh, no.
[01:35:50]  Oh, no.
[01:35:51]  Not Jamie Williamson, for Christ's sake.
[01:35:53]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:35:56]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:35:58]  Hey, Jamie, what the hell?
[01:35:59]  Give me a break.
[01:36:01]  I got it.
[01:36:01]  I'll get to yours.
[01:36:02]  Hold on.
[01:36:03]  I got two more from.
[01:36:05]  Hey, Jamie, I said I got two more here.
[01:36:08]  Calm your ass down.
[01:36:11]  Calm your ass down, man.
[01:36:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:36:16]  The South will rise again.
[01:36:20]  The hell are you talking to?
[01:36:21]  The South will rise again.
[01:36:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:36:29]  All right, we get it.
[01:36:30]  All right.
[01:36:31]  All right.
[01:36:31]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:32]  What the hell's your problem?
[01:36:36]  All right, folks.
[01:36:37]  Let me just calm down here.
[01:36:38]  All right.
[01:36:39]  Thank you, Tempe, once again for the 12-bucker.
[01:36:41]  I really enjoyed that one.
[01:36:43]  Let's go ahead and go to Blucifer.
[01:36:47]  Blucifer over here is, I don't know.
[01:36:51]  He donated this one.
[01:36:53]  He just didn't say anything.
[01:36:55]  He just donated the link.
[01:36:56]  Let's see what this is by Blucifer.
[01:36:59]  All right.
[01:37:00]  I love those old martial arts.
[01:37:01]  Hold on.
[01:37:01]  What is this?
[01:37:03]  Who is this?
[01:37:05]  Blucifer.
[01:37:07]  Blucifer donated this.
[01:37:08]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:37:09]  It looks like a comedian or something.
[01:37:11]  What is this?
[01:37:12]  I love those old martial arts movies, man.
[01:37:14]  Those Kung Fu Karate movies.
[01:37:16]  You ever seen those old for the lips never match the actor?
[01:37:20]  They're like the worst dubbed movies ever.
[01:37:23]  They always look like this, don't they?
[01:37:24]  Coming up next on Kung Fu Master.
[01:37:47]  Get to the punchline, dude.
[01:37:51]  Hey, you that's right Okay.
[01:38:05]  I'm talking to you.
[01:38:08]  All right.
[01:38:09]  Get him off for Christ.
[01:38:10]  Look, I don't know if you're the comedian that did this, but come on, dude.
[01:38:15]  All right.
[01:38:15]  Come on, dude.
[01:38:16]  Look, somebody in the chat room said white people comedy.
[01:38:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:38:25]  White people comedy, dude.
[01:38:27]  That is funny.
[01:38:28]  Let me tell you, comedy has gotten real drab.
[01:38:30]  I guarantee you that some hipster out there is finding this funny.
[01:38:34]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:38:35]  I thought he was going to say something funny about Kung Fu movies.
[01:38:38]  About, you know, all these Kung Fu movies have all these martial arts masters, and they're all about four foot eight and a buck 10 soaking wet or something.
[01:38:46]  I mean, come on, dude.
[01:38:49]  That was scuffed comedy right there.
[01:38:51]  Scuffed comedy from hell.
[01:38:53]  All right.
[01:38:54]  And listen, shut up.
[01:38:55]  I'm not anti-white for Christ's sake.
[01:38:57]  I'm just saying that was pretty lame, dude.
[01:39:00]  That was pretty goddamn lame, to say the least.
[01:39:03]  Anyway, sorry, Blucifer.
[01:39:05]  I failed to make any kind of connection that you were trying to do with that donation.
[01:39:09]  I don't get it, all right?
[01:39:11]  Death to communism, death to the new world order.
[01:39:14]  Yeah, death to the new world order is right.
[01:39:16]  Death to communism is right, bro, dog.
[01:39:18]  Thank you very much, man.
[01:39:20]  Anyway, let's go to Ghost Face Reveal.
[01:39:23]  Ghost Face Reveal donated this 12 bucker.
[01:39:27]  What is this?
[01:39:28]  Oh, no.
[01:39:30]  Oh, no.
[01:39:31]  This is not a ghost face reveal, but look, before I even show this, this is literally gamers that, for whatever reason, never get good at their games, but are forever playing it and never stop.
[01:39:49]  This is literally the neckbeards of the internet.
[01:39:53]  These, look, I'm just going to look, look, let's just go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[01:39:57]  Look, this speaks for itself.
[01:39:59]  This is it right here.
[01:40:00]  Look at that.
[01:40:01]  I was just eating told that's the internet right there, baby.
[01:40:05]  Look at that.
[01:40:07]  There it is right there, huh?
[01:40:10]  And this isn't no ghost face reveal.
[01:40:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:40:12]  Oh, God.
[01:40:14]  It's not a lot of activity.
[01:40:17]  I mean, what a waste of life, dude.
[01:40:20]  Seriously, what a waste of life.
[01:40:22]  Only in America.
[01:40:23]  Only in America.
[01:40:25]  Free as can be, and no one bothers me.
[01:40:27]  door shut.
[01:40:28]  We're good.
[01:40:28]  I can be as free as it can be.
[01:40:29]  No one bothers me.
[01:40:30]  I don't have to do nothing.
[01:40:31]  I can live with my mom and my dad.
[01:40:33]  I'm going to sit back and be a fat, disgusting, pissed and shit factory.
[01:40:37]  And I did not play video games.
[01:40:39]  Take about the Gurkhas.
[01:40:42]  Take about the Gurkhas.
[01:40:43]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:40:44]  Free Tibet?
[01:40:46]  Anyway, this is it.
[01:40:47]  Look at it.
[01:40:47]  Here it is.
[01:40:49]  I'm just safe.
[01:40:51]  And video games are where I saw it.
[01:40:53]  Oh, I'm just safe.
[01:40:54]  And video games is where I'm at.
[01:40:56]  Why don't you get a goddamn job, you fat piece of crap?
[01:41:00]  Why don't you go out and make something of yourself?
[01:41:03]  I mean, even if you do play video games, why don't you get good at them so you can go to a fucking competition and make some fucking money, you dumb fat piece of loser crap?
[01:41:12]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:41:14]  Whoever these parents are, this fat piece of crap, I'm telling you, they should be thrown in jail for producing a waste of human life like this.
[01:41:22]  This is what Henry Kissinger would call a useless eater.
[01:41:27]  This is a completely useless eater.
[01:41:30]  And why do people like this even need to exist in life?
[01:41:33]  I have no idea.
[01:41:35]  I have no idea.
[01:41:37]  Look at this guy.
[01:41:37]  I feel safe.
[01:41:38]  I feel good.
[01:41:39]  I feel safe out here because, you know, feel safe.
[01:41:42]  My video games.
[01:41:47]  No.
[01:41:48]  My video games.
[01:41:51]  My video games.
[01:41:52]  Joining the show a bit late.
[01:41:54]  Too many trolls were splicing Pantera, so you deserve something different.
[01:42:00]  I hope so.
[01:42:01]  I hope it is.
[01:42:01]  And by the way, that wasn't my face reveal.
[01:42:04]  It's just some stupid fat jelly ass over here.
[01:42:07]  All right.
[01:42:08]  Now, look, we got three in a row here by Jamie Williamson over here.
[01:42:11]  I don't know where the hell and why the hell he's coming out doing this.
[01:42:15]  I can only imagine, you know, Jamie Williams is a real sick-ass pervert to say, hold on.
[01:42:20]  Wait a minute.
[01:42:21]  I missed one.
[01:42:21]  My apologies.
[01:42:22]  Before I get to Jamie Williamson, the South will rise again.
[01:42:26]  Forgot about that asshole.
[01:42:28]  Here we go.
[01:42:28]  The South will rise again.
[01:42:30]  Let me go ahead and get his.
[01:42:32]  The South will rise.
[01:42:34]  The South will rise again.
[01:42:35]  Fucking idiot.
[01:42:37]  All right.
[01:42:38]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[01:42:39]  Let's do the South will rise again first.
[01:42:42]  Then we'll get to Jamie Williamson.
[01:42:43]  This one, what is this?
[01:42:45]  The South will rise again.
[01:42:46]  What is this?
[01:42:47]  Oh, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:49]  All right.
[01:42:50]  Before I even play this, I need some more beer.
[01:42:54]  I mean, you guys have, you've already ruined episode 60.
[01:42:58]  You've already harshed my mellow on this Baller Friday.
[01:43:02]  So I might as well take the chug of this beer, open up another beer, take a shot, and then continue on because, I mean, this is just getting too fucking much, dude.
[01:43:10]  This is just getting too damn much.
[01:43:13]  You know, and everybody in the chat room, shut up, dude.
[01:43:16]  All right, seriously, all of you in the chat room that are talking garbage and that are clocking me and that are all the shut the fuck up.
[01:43:24]  Excuse my French, but shut your asses.
[01:43:27]  All right?
[01:43:29]  What is this?
[01:43:29]  Ghost, I believe this will persuade you to our ways.
[01:43:32]  It's actually something you might enjoy.
[01:43:35]  Oh, really?
[01:43:36]  Huh?
[01:43:37]  Oh, really?
[01:43:39]  Huh?
[01:43:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:43:42]  You know, it's a baller Friday.
[01:43:44]  I'm not letting...
[01:43:45]  And shut up in the chat room, man!
[01:43:47]  Shit!
[01:43:47]  Shut up.
[01:43:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:43:54]  Let me get some beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:43:56]  Let me get some more beer.
[01:44:00]  Get some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:44:04]  And you all shut up in the chat room, dude.
[01:44:06]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:44:07]  I'll end this show early.
[01:44:09]  I mean, you idiots understand.
[01:44:11]  I'm spending a Friday with you tonight.
[01:44:13]  And I'm going to be spending a Saturday tomorrow with you for the Saturday Night Troll Show at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:44:21]  And do y'all have any appreciation?
[01:44:23]  No.
[01:44:25]  No.
[01:44:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:29]  I'm not.
[01:44:30]  Hey, assholes in the chat, do not say empty threats.
[01:44:33]  Do not fucking dare say empty threats.
[01:44:37]  I'm warning you.
[01:44:38]  Do not, don't even dare.
[01:44:41]  Don't you even dare.
[01:44:45]  And shut up.
[01:44:46]  People are.
[01:44:46]  Alcoholic ghost.
[01:44:48]  Oh, shit.
[01:44:48]  The shit's spilling all over the fucking.
[01:44:50]  God damn it.
[01:44:52]  Son of a bitch.
[01:44:55]  Oh, Christ.
[01:44:56]  I don't have enough fucking neck into this fucking son of a bitch.
[01:45:00]  God damn it.
[01:45:01]  I hope this is performed by Texans.
[01:45:04]  Hey, thank you very much, Tempe.
[01:45:06]  Hold on.
[01:45:06]  I got freaking beer all over the fucking place over here, man.
[01:45:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:11]  My keyboard's starting to smell like a brewery.
[01:45:14]  Ah, fucking hell, man.
[01:45:16]  God damn it.
[01:45:17]  Shut up in the chat room, man.
[01:45:18]  Don't laugh.
[01:45:20]  Don't laugh at me.
[01:45:23]  All right.
[01:45:24]  You're fucking lucky I'm even here.
[01:45:26]  You're lucky I'm even here.
[01:45:30]  Don't laugh at me, assholes.
[01:45:32]  All right, I could be enjoying a goddamn beer right now at Twin Peaks, all right?
[01:45:38]  With 29-degree draft beer, with cold-ass mugs and ghost pepper wings, with scantily clad 19, 20, and 21-year-olds serving it to me, you son of a bitch.
[01:45:50]  So don't fucking laugh at me.
[01:45:54]  Jesus Christ, I mean, goddamn it, man.
[01:45:57]  All this fucking garbage all over the goddamn place.
[01:46:03]  All right, I need a shot.
[01:46:04]  I need a fucking shot.
[01:46:05]  Give me a shot.
[01:46:06]  Give me my shot glass.
[01:46:08]  Give me a fucking shot out here.
[01:46:10]  And shut up in the chat room, dude.
[01:46:12]  I'm warning you people in the chat room.
[01:46:14]  You idiots, you keep clocking me.
[01:46:16]  You keep talking garbage about me.
[01:46:17]  You keep laughing at me.
[01:46:19]  I'll end this son of a bitch.
[01:46:21]  I'll end this son of a bitch.
[01:46:24]  All right.
[01:46:24]  Do you understand me?
[01:46:27]  I don't need to be here on a goddamn Friday with you sons of bitches, man.
[01:46:31]  I don't need to be doing this crap.
[01:46:33]  Oh, look at this.
[01:46:35]  Yeah, fucking assholes.
[01:46:36]  Beer cripple, huh?
[01:46:38]  Beer cripple, huh?
[01:46:40]  And what have I told you?
[01:46:41]  Don't talk to me in emojis, you damn tards.
[01:46:45]  Don't talk to me in fucking emojis, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:48]  Give me my shot, man.
[01:46:50]  Fucking Christ's sake.
[01:46:53]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:46:57]  I'm not even joking, right?
[01:46:59]  Shut up with the empty threats, man.
[01:47:01]  I'm not making empty threats.
[01:47:03]  I'm making legitimate threats.
[01:47:06]  I'll end this, son of a bitch.
[01:47:07]  As a matter of fact, it's 10:21 right now.
[01:47:11]  All right.
[01:47:11]  If I do these 12 buckers and end it, I could still go to Twin Peaks.
[01:47:16]  All right.
[01:47:16]  I could still get some ghost pepper wings.
[01:47:19]  I could still get the 29 degrees cold mug draft beers out there and have them served to me by some scantily clad 19, 20, 21-year-old, you son of a bitch.
[01:47:30]  So shut up.
[01:47:32]  All right.
[01:47:32]  Hey, Shag, if you don't like it, get your stupid ass out of here, you stupid dumb son of a bitch.
[01:47:37]  Nobody asked you to stay here.
[01:47:38]  So shut up.
[01:47:41]  I'm taking a shot, baby.
[01:47:42]  This is actually some Chevys Blue label, by the way, baby.
[01:47:45]  Chevy's blue label.
[01:47:47]  All right.
[01:47:48]  Aged 18 years, baby.
[01:47:51]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:47:54]  Thank you for doing this show, Ghost.
[01:47:56]  Listening to you is real comfy.
[01:47:58]  Can't wait to see you expand to beat our chat.
[01:48:01]  I can't wait either.
[01:48:02]  I'm waiting for the HTC Vive Cosmos.
[01:48:06]  Hey, HTC, hurry your ass up, dude.
[01:48:10]  All right, you're going to make me buy the Valve one if y'all aren't fucking chop chop and hurrying it up on the HTC Vive Cosmos.
[01:48:18]  I'm waiting for it.
[01:48:19]  All right.
[01:48:20]  I'm waiting for it.
[01:48:22]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take this shot.
[01:48:24]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast on this Baller Friday.
[01:48:29]  This is episode 60, baby.
[01:48:32]  Episode 60.
[01:48:33]  And people in the chat room are saying, I can't take ghost pepper wings, baby.
[01:48:36]  I can eat 40 ghost pepper wings in like 15 minutes.
[01:48:41]  The hell are you talking about?
[01:48:43]  I can eat, I'm not even joking around.
[01:48:45]  I can eat 40 goddamn ghost pepper wings in 15 minutes, baby.
[01:48:49]  I'm a bad man.
[01:48:51]  I'm a bad man.
[01:48:53]  All right.
[01:48:55]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening, baby.
[01:48:58]  This is a baller Friday.
[01:48:59]  I want to say cheers to the capitalist.
[01:49:01]  I want to say cheers to everybody out there who donated $25, $50.
[01:49:05]  M. Cook, especially, maybe $150 dono today.
[01:49:08]  Thank you very much.
[01:49:10]  Brooke, Mr. BN King, Pastor Stevens, even though he's a bastard.
[01:49:17]  TN Apostle.
[01:49:18]  Who else we got here?
[01:49:21]  We got a lot of people that donated 25 buckers here.
[01:49:23]  Let me see if I can get a couple more here because they're slipping off the head.
[01:49:26]  Patiently waiting.
[01:49:29]  I already said that Pastor Steven freak show.
[01:49:32]  Who else do we have here?
[01:49:35]  Hold on a second.
[01:49:36]  Jesus Christ, Captain Autism.
[01:49:38]  Jesus, how many times did you donate, man?
[01:49:41]  I'm glad I banned your ass from the chat.
[01:49:44]  You're a piece of crap.
[01:49:46]  For heaven's sake, Mr. BN King, I said Mr. BN King.
[01:49:49]  Cheers to him, man.
[01:49:51]  Brooke, 916.
[01:49:53]  Who else do I have for 25 bucker out here?
[01:49:56]  We got a lot of 25 buckers here.
[01:49:57]  And no, I think it's about it.
[01:49:59]  I think I said them all.
[01:50:01]  I think I said them all for heaven's sake.
[01:50:02]  Ghost having fun at a Pantera show.
[01:50:06]  Ghost having fun at a Pantera show.
[01:50:08]  I've never been to a nervous.
[01:50:10]  Just shut up, all right?
[01:50:12]  Just shut your mouth.
[01:50:14]  All right, let me go ahead and take this shot.
[01:50:16]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[01:50:18]  Cheers, baby.
[01:50:18]  Cheers.
[01:50:24]  That's what I'm talking about, man.

=== Derby 378 Pantera Show Fun (15:57) ===

[01:50:28]  Woo!
[01:50:31]  And listen, man, I'm not even joking around, man.
[01:50:34]  All right.
[01:50:38]  No, I never got to see Pantera, dude.
[01:50:40]  It's one of my biggest regrets in my whole life.
[01:50:43]  Well, what?
[01:50:44]  Oh, wow.
[01:50:45]  Empty threatler.
[01:50:46]  If Burger Planet said he would end the stream, he would.
[01:50:48]  Oh, you're so finally Duck would make a better streamer.
[01:50:53]  At least he got on MTV.
[01:50:56]  Oh, great.
[01:50:57]  He got on MTV.
[01:50:58]  Great.
[01:50:59]  Wow.
[01:51:01]  Yeah.
[01:51:01]  Great.
[01:51:03]  So did Andy Milanakis.
[01:51:05]  All right.
[01:51:06]  So did that woman, Andy Millicakis.
[01:51:09]  All right.
[01:51:09]  So go shut up.
[01:51:10]  All right.
[01:51:11]  Look, this one right here was donated by the South Will Rise Again.
[01:51:15]  Let's go ahead and go ahead and take a look at the PC shot.
[01:51:19]  This was donated by The South Will Rise Again.
[01:51:22]  Look at this.
[01:51:23]  Look at this.
[01:51:25]  Our flag is proudly floating on the land and on the main.
[01:51:32]  Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom.
[01:51:37]  Beneath it often we've conquered and will conquer oft again.
[01:51:44]  Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom.
[01:51:49]  Our deep sea forever, she's never had a snow.
[01:51:54]  All right.
[01:51:56]  Down with the eagle.
[01:51:58]  And up with the cross, we will rally around the bonnie flag, we'll rally once again.
[01:52:06]  All right, all right, that's about enough of this.
[01:52:09]  All right.
[01:52:09]  We get it.
[01:52:10]  The South, all that good stuff.
[01:52:11]  Yeah, yeah, we get it.
[01:52:12]  All right.
[01:52:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:15]  People are donating this.
[01:52:17]  All right.
[01:52:18]  Now we're going to get to this alien fetished homosexual fetished freak show by the name of Jamie Williamson.
[01:52:25]  We're going to get to his.
[01:52:27]  All right.
[01:52:27]  What is the first one, Jamie?
[01:52:29]  What do you got?
[01:52:29]  Hold on.
[01:52:30]  Oh, no.
[01:52:31]  Hold on.
[01:52:32]  I got to make sure this isn't some, it doesn't have man-ass or something.
[01:52:36]  You got to do that with this idiot, Jamie Williamson.
[01:52:39]  You know, he likes to donate things with man-ass and man-ass getting spanked and gay bondage and all this other weird stuff.
[01:52:47]  All right, I think that we can play this one.
[01:52:49]  All right, here it is.
[01:52:50]  Jamie Williamson with his homosexual erotica once again.
[01:52:54]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[01:52:56]  Here you go, Jamie.
[01:53:05]  I mean, what is your obsession with muscle-bound man in underwear?
[01:53:17]  You know what?
[01:53:21]  Wait, we're gay bar?
[01:53:26]  All right, that's enough.
[01:53:27]  We don't need any more of this.
[01:53:28]  We don't need any more of this stuff, dude.
[01:53:31]  We don't need any more of this.
[01:53:32]  This is, you know, you're a sick man.
[01:53:33]  All right, Jamie.
[01:53:34]  You're a sick person.
[01:53:36]  And look, I've got to do three in a row by Jamie Williamson because that's how he donated.
[01:53:41]  He donated three in a damn row.
[01:53:44]  Three in a damn row, for heaven's sake.
[01:53:46]  What's the next one by the perverted Jamie Williamson?
[01:53:51]  Will it be alien fetish?
[01:53:53]  Will it be muscle-bound idiots in underwear?
[01:53:55]  Will it be gay bondage?
[01:53:57]  Who knows?
[01:53:59]  Let's go ahead and see what it is.
[01:54:00]  Let's see what it is.
[01:54:01]  Ah, Jesus.
[01:54:02]  Hold on.
[01:54:03]  I got to go through this one now to make sure that there's no man ass or hold on.
[01:54:08]  Is that a man ass?
[01:54:09]  Okay, that isn't man ass yet.
[01:54:10]  Hold on.
[01:54:11]  I'm looking for man ass.
[01:54:13]  Hold on.
[01:54:13]  That's all.
[01:54:14]  That's half a man ass.
[01:54:17]  Hey, thank you, Tempi.
[01:54:18]  I'm going to get to that in just a second, man.
[01:54:20]  Hold on.
[01:54:20]  This.
[01:54:21]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:54:23]  That's half a man ass.
[01:54:24]  I don't know if I can.
[01:54:25]  Can I show half a man ass?
[01:54:27]  Hold on.
[01:54:28]  Is this guy?
[01:54:28]  Is it all right?
[01:54:32]  There's half a man ass shown.
[01:54:34]  Hold on.
[01:54:35]  At what point here?
[01:54:37]  Hold on.
[01:54:37]  Let me see this.
[01:54:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:54:42]  All right.
[01:54:43]  Look, I'm only going to show a little bit of this, dude.
[01:54:45]  This is.
[01:54:48]  I don't know why you do this, Jamie.
[01:54:50]  I'm serious.
[01:54:50]  I don't know why you do this, dude.
[01:54:52]  I don't know why you do this.
[01:54:54]  Go ahead and play.
[01:54:55]  Go ahead and push the fucking PC shot, for heaven's sake.
[01:54:59]  All right, all right, right here is where the half-man ass is, right?
[01:55:13]  Hold on, not yet.
[01:55:14]  Hold on.
[01:55:17]  Oh my god, how gay is that, dude?
[01:55:18]  Hold on.
[01:55:19]  All right, right here is where the man ass is.
[01:55:21]  I gotta stop it here, Jamie.
[01:55:22]  Hold on, let me go past the man ass.
[01:55:25]  I think we're okay.
[01:55:25]  This is past the man ass.
[01:55:29]  Oh my god, no, shit!
[01:55:33]  Oh, Christ, fucking Jamie Williamson, you stupid fucking asshole.
[01:55:41]  YOU STUPID GODDAMN HOMO OR RIDING GAY ASSHOLE!
[01:55:51]  You son of a bitch.
[01:55:58]  And look, here's the last one by Jamie Williamson, for Christ's sake.
[01:56:02]  Hold on.
[01:56:03]  I gotta see that this doesn't have man ass in it.
[01:56:07]  Muscle-bound man-ass.
[01:56:09]  That's all we have to say.
[01:56:10]  More muscle-bound man-ass.
[01:56:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:15]  All right, I think we're okay with this one for heaven's sake.
[01:56:18]  This is more along the lines of gay bondage.
[01:56:21]  Go ahead, Jamie Williamson, you fucking fruit bowl.
[01:56:32]  All right, that's enough, dude.
[01:56:39]  All right, Jamie, you know, that's enough.
[01:56:41]  All right, that's a goddamn enough of this crap.
[01:56:45]  All right, I mean, you know, you're a sick son of a bitch, and I can't believe that you made me play this gay bondage, homo erotica nonsense.
[01:56:54]  All right, Jamie.
[01:56:55]  I mean, I thought it was bad.
[01:56:57]  I thought it was bad that you were an alien, fetish, sick son of a bitch that wanted to get, you know, beamed up by a goddamn flying saucer and get anal pro by some aliens.
[01:57:07]  Now we've got uh god, all right, this next one, let's get let's get these done.
[01:57:17]  Let's get these over with.
[01:57:18]  I'm so sick of this crap.
[01:57:20]  All right, this next one is by Bro Dog.
[01:57:23]  He said, death to communism, debt to the new world order.
[01:57:25]  Let's go ahead and see what Bro Dog's talking about out here.
[01:57:29]  All right, let's see this.
[01:57:30]  Let's see what Bro Dog's talking about.
[01:57:33]  Hopefully, this isn't some sick freak show stuff.
[01:57:36]  No, no, I think it's good.
[01:57:37]  I think it's good stuff.
[01:57:38]  All right, this one is by Bro Dog.
[01:57:40]  Bro Dog donated 12 bucks to obligate me to watch this YouTube video.
[01:57:45]  Go ahead, Bro Dog.
[01:57:46]  What is this?
[01:57:50]  Start up the rotors, back the left is scum.
[01:57:55]  Oh yeah.
[01:57:56]  Drop them in the oceans with no one alive.
[01:58:00]  Uh-oh.
[01:58:01]  Free.
[01:58:03]  You know, Jamie Williamson, I heard you like aliens.
[01:58:08]  Pinochet!
[01:58:10]  Prosperous and proud.
[01:58:12]  Dino Shea!
[01:58:30]  It's Peto Shade!
[01:58:32]  Prosperous and proud!
[01:58:35]  Start right the Rolters!
[01:58:39]  Time for the probing.
[01:58:41]  Jesus, Jamie Williamson, go fuck yourself, dude.
[01:58:46]  Drop down in the oceans.
[01:58:49]  Leave no one alive.
[01:58:52]  Free your country.
[01:58:55]  Damn right.
[01:58:58]  Damn right.
[01:58:59]  Let's leave it on the great Pinochet right there.
[01:59:02]  The great Pinochet.
[01:59:04]  That's a good one there, bro dog.
[01:59:06]  That's a good one.
[01:59:07]  That's what you tell these leftists.
[01:59:09]  That's what you tell them.
[01:59:10]  You tell them, you can run.
[01:59:13]  You can hide.
[01:59:14]  You get helicopter rides.
[01:59:17]  That's what you fucking tell these damn leftists.
[01:59:20]  Hey, these Antifa, they're anti-community.
[01:59:23]  They're anti-cop.
[01:59:25]  They're anti-family.
[01:59:26]  I mean, they're anti-American.
[01:59:29]  Hard hammer.
[01:59:30]  I am kind of late, but I wanted to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the greatest cartoon of my childhood.
[01:59:36]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:59:37]  We go from Pinochet to cartoons, dude.
[01:59:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:45]  That's the internet for you, huh?
[01:59:47]  That's the internet for you.
[01:59:49]  Give me my drink.
[01:59:53]  All right.
[01:59:56]  These are starting to pile up, dude.
[01:59:57]  Here, let me get another one here.
[01:59:58]  Let me go after another one.
[02:00:00]  This is by Derby.
[02:00:01]  Derby378 requested this one here.
[02:00:06]  And he said, joining the show a little bit late.
[02:00:08]  Too many trolls were splicing Pantera, so you deserve something different.
[02:00:12]  Happy Baller Friday.
[02:00:13]  Let's see what this is there, Derby 378.
[02:00:16]  What is this?
[02:00:20]  Oh, no.
[02:00:22]  Oh, no.
[02:00:24]  What kind of musical blasphemy is this?
[02:00:29]  What is this?
[02:00:36]  Jesus.
[02:00:37]  That's what people say.
[02:00:40]  I know I'm too many games.
[02:00:43]  But I can't make them stay.
[02:00:45]  And it is that's what people say.
[02:01:00]  Jesus, hold on.
[02:01:01]  Who keeps donating right here?
[02:01:03]  Jamie Williamson keeps donating.
[02:01:06]  Oh, no.
[02:01:07]  This other one, the one before that was Nefara822.
[02:01:11]  All right.
[02:01:11]  All right.
[02:01:11]  Hold on.
[02:01:12]  I got to listen to this.
[02:01:13]  This actually sounds better than the original.
[02:01:29]  By Texans.
[02:01:30]  What?
[02:01:32]  Hey, Tempe, I'm about to play it, dude.
[02:01:36]  Hold on.
[02:01:36]  I'm about to play yours.
[02:01:38]  Hold on.
[02:01:39]  I think I'll play yours here in a sec.
[02:01:42]  Hold on just one second.
[02:01:44]  Hey, Derby 378.
[02:01:45]  I got to give you some props that actually sounded better than the original.
[02:01:48]  All right.
[02:01:49]  And that's actually, I think that's his remix.
[02:01:52]  I'm not too sure.
[02:01:53]  So Derby 378.
[02:01:55]  Here, one more again.
[02:01:56]  One more again.
[02:01:57]  That was actually not bad.
[02:02:00]  Shake it off.
[02:02:03]  Shake it off.
[02:02:06]  That ain't too bad right there.
[02:02:07]  Anyway, let's move on because I got a whole bunch of these piled up, man.
[02:02:12]  I got a whole bunch of these damn 12 buckers piled up.
[02:02:15]  Let's go ahead and go and take a look at Black Hats.
[02:02:18]  Black Hat donated a 12 bucker to obligate me to watch whatever the hell this is.
[02:02:25]  Blue Lagoon.
[02:02:26]  All right, look.
[02:02:27]  All right, let's calm down on the 12 buckers already, dude.
[02:02:29]  All right.
[02:02:30]  Come on, man.
[02:02:31]  I wanted to have a decent show here.
[02:02:35]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:02:38]  Friend asked me to play this.
[02:02:40]  Listen, I want to remind you that next week, all right, starting this Monday, these 12 buckers are raised up in price.
[02:02:48]  All right, they're going to be raised up in price because I can't keep doing this garbage.
[02:02:52]  All right, they're going to be raised up in price because I can't keep doing that.
[02:02:56]  I can't keep fucking donating a whole show to this garbage.
[02:02:59]  All right, Black Hat, he donated 12 bucks for this one.
[02:03:03]  What is this?
[02:03:05]  Hold on, what is this crap?
[02:03:07]  Oh, geez.
[02:03:09]  Fucking anime, dude.
[02:03:11]  I'm telling you, you anime people are fucking wastes of life as well, dude.
[02:03:15]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:03:16]  Let's go ahead.
[02:03:17]  Go ahead.
[02:03:18]  Whatever.
[02:03:20]  Look at this.
[02:03:21]  Look at this here.
[02:03:22]  Look at this freaking anime crap.
[02:03:26]  Anime crap.
[02:03:31]  Anime Garbage.
[02:03:38]  Fuck, fucking fucked.
[02:03:39]  Fuck.
[02:03:39]  Fucked.
[02:03:40]  Fucking fucked.
[02:03:42]  Fucking fucked up.
[02:03:43]  Fucking fucking fucked.
[02:03:44]  Fucking fucked fucking.
[02:03:45]  Motherfuckers.
[02:03:46]  Fuck, fucking, fuck, fucking.
[02:03:47]  Fucking.
[02:03:49]  Are you afraid?
[02:03:51]  There's no way you're not.
[02:03:52]  Now witness the awesome power of shut the fuck up.
[02:03:56]  All right, that's enough of this anime crap.
[02:03:59]  All right.
[02:04:00]  And what?
[02:04:01]  Now people are pissed.
[02:04:02]  Now people are pissed that I'm going to up the price on the 12 buckers, dude.
[02:04:07]  Look, I mean, listen.
[02:04:09]  Some of you people in the chat room are like, well, then nobody will donate for 12 bucks.
[02:04:12]  Yeah, well, that's the point, dude.
[02:04:14]  I want less of these 12 buckers.
[02:04:16]  I want to do a broadcast, all right?
[02:04:19]  I've got tens of thousands of people that want to listen to the financial insight.
[02:04:25]  All right.
[02:04:27]  All right.
[02:04:27]  To the political and social commentary on with the shekel.
[02:04:32]  Fuck you.
[02:04:32]  All right, asshole.
[02:04:33]  Go shove it up your ass and try to make me out to be some kind of a disgusting overgrown shekel goblin.
[02:04:39]  I'm not a shekel goblin, asshole.
[02:04:42]  All right.
[02:04:43]  I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
[02:04:47]  Jeez, I'm tired of you idiots telling me that, man.
[02:04:50]  Anyway, this one is by Tempe.
[02:04:52]  Tempe requested this one right here.
[02:04:54]  What's up?
[02:04:54]  What is Tempe requesting here?
[02:04:57]  He said that I hope this is performed by Texans.
[02:05:01]  Let's see what this is.
[02:05:02]  Go ahead.
[02:05:02]  Let's put it.
[02:05:02]  Put the PC shot on.
[02:05:05]  What is this?
[02:05:07]  Heart of Texas Concert Band performing Finlanda.
[02:06:12]  Listen.
[02:06:13]  Listen to the melodic tones of the Heart of Texas concert band.
[02:06:21]  Favorite of mine.
[02:06:22]  Good show.
[02:06:24]  Hey, thank you patiently waiting.

=== Alien Porn Warning Copyright Strike (14:37) ===

[02:06:25]  I appreciate that.
[02:06:26]  Here, let's listen a couple more.
[02:06:28]  God damn it!
[02:06:30]  Up the price all you want, ghost.
[02:06:32]  I'll just tore myself out for more money.
[02:06:34]  You won't escape my gotcha and Lil Mayo vids.
[02:06:36]  8 equals equals equals D Y. Thumbs up.
[02:06:40]  Kidding me, Jamie Williamson?
[02:06:41]  Dude, are you kidding me for a dollar?
[02:06:44]  All right, are you kidding me?
[02:06:45]  And look at this, Stephen Colbert Trump is the worst president ever.
[02:06:48]  Yeah, shut up asshole, all right, you're an Anti-american trash is what you are.
[02:06:53]  For those of you wondering what happened after last episode's car chase starring Mrs Ghost and Templeton, this is the aftermath, which explains why we haven't seen the poor thing.
[02:07:04]  All right, go go, just shut up black hat.
[02:07:06]  All right here.
[02:07:07]  This is a little bit more by Tempe.
[02:07:10]  and i hope there are texans in this i should i should force you all to hear the whole nine minutes of this son of a bitch because you people have pissed me off all day today All right, all right Tempe, thank you very much for that, dude.
[02:07:37]  I really appreciate it.
[02:07:38]  Happy memorial day.
[02:07:41]  You're damn right.
[02:07:41]  Happy memorial day and uh, thanks to all those that were out there that have served our country.
[02:07:46]  Dude, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
[02:07:48]  Uh, our thoughts and prayers go for you and your and and and the continued patriotism that you have for our country.
[02:07:57]  So happy memorial day is right.
[02:07:59]  Uh, excuse me anyway, we got Black Hat again with another video.
[02:08:06]  Jesus Christ, Black Hat.
[02:08:07]  What is this now?
[02:08:08]  You donated anime before.
[02:08:11]  Now you, what would you donate?
[02:08:12]  Ghost having fun at a Pantera concert, what the you?
[02:08:17]  Asshole Black Hat, god damn it.
[02:08:19]  Listen before I even show you this.
[02:08:22]  I'm sick and tired of this meme about you, son of a bitch, all of you sons of bitches out there, trying to claim that i'm in some goddamn wheelchair.
[02:08:31]  I am not in a wheelchair, you assholes.
[02:08:34]  All right, I am not in a wheelchair.
[02:08:37]  And fucking trolls like this, donations like this, piss me off.
[02:08:41]  Dude look, take the, put the pc shot on.
[02:08:44]  Look at this, look at this, look at this.
[02:08:46]  What black hat posted.
[02:08:47]  Look at this guy crowdsurfing in a wheelchair.
[02:09:12]  All right, let me know.
[02:09:13]  That's enough, dude and listen, i'm not, and I repeat, I am not in a goddamn wheelchair.
[02:09:21]  I'm sick and tired of you people claiming that all right.
[02:09:26]  And, by the way Tempe, he donated this again.
[02:09:31]  Uh, another 12 bucker.
[02:09:32]  I think it's the same video.
[02:09:35]  Happy Baller friday bud, just tuning in, brother.
[02:09:39]  Hey, thank you.
[02:09:40]  Simulator player 23.
[02:09:42]  I appreciate it here.
[02:09:43]  Let's play the rest since uh Tempe uh, once again, he donated another 12 bucks, to hear this again.
[02:09:49]  Let's go let's let's let's, let's play the rest of it.
[02:09:56]  This is by Tempi Asses.
[02:10:24]  they release toxic gases they are a plague amongst the masses While whacking it today, asses.
[02:10:37]  We'll be right back.
[02:10:46]  Thank you very much, Tempi.
[02:10:47]  Thank you very much for that.
[02:10:53]  Screw you, asshole.
[02:10:55]  All right.
[02:10:55]  Go shoving up your ass.
[02:10:57]  I am not in a wheelchair.
[02:11:00]  I don't know how many times I'm going to tell you idiots this, all right?
[02:11:05]  All right, this next video was requested by Blucifer.
[02:11:09]  He donated 12 bucker, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[02:11:14]  What is it?
[02:11:16]  All right, hold on, hold on.
[02:11:17]  Let me make sure this isn't some sick pervert or, you know, some kind of man-ass or...
[02:11:23]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:11:27]  What?
[02:11:27]  What the hell?
[02:11:28]  Oh, my God, no.
[02:11:31]  Oh, my God.
[02:11:36]  This is by Blucifer saying, hey, Jamie Williamson, I heard you like aliens.
[02:11:42]  What the hell is this?
[02:11:45]  For the first time ever on DVD, we discover an old friend.
[02:11:53]  Remember the magic and relive the adventure.
[02:11:57]  What are you waiting for?
[02:12:02]  with never-before-seen footage.
[02:12:05]  AHHHHH NOOOO! AHHHHH!
[02:12:08]  Oh my god, no!
[02:12:11]  Shut this shit off, man!
[02:12:13]  Shut this disgusting, perverted garbage off!
[02:12:17]  You're fucking sick, man!
[02:12:21]  You're sick!
[02:12:22]  Who the hell was that, Blucifer?
[02:12:23]  You're a sick, perverted, fucking alien-loving fucking asshole!
[02:12:31]  Son of a bitch!
[02:12:33]  Ah!
[02:12:35]  Piece of crap!
[02:12:39]  You're fucking sick, man!
[02:12:42]  What kind of sick bastards are you, man?
[02:12:45]  Freaking alien porn!
[02:12:48]  Alien porn!
[02:12:52]  Oh my god.
[02:12:55]  I mean, I can't believe I'm spending a fucking Friday night with you sick trolls, and this is the kind of crap that you're doing to me!
[02:13:06]  Oh, God, that's so fucking, that is so sick, dude.
[02:13:09]  That is so goddamn sick.
[02:13:12]  I mean, I can't even unsee that.
[02:13:14]  I mean, what the fuck was that?
[02:13:17]  Who in the hell would direct that?
[02:13:21]  Looks like this is made for ghost warning copyright.
[02:13:27]  Warning copyright.
[02:13:33]  Man, right after that, listen, right after that, by Blucifer, now you've got one by Jamie Williamson.
[02:13:38]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:13:40]  This is a coordinated attack by you perverts, all right?
[02:13:44]  E.T. Bone Home.
[02:13:47]  E.T. Bone Home.
[02:13:49]  Dude, that's not funny, dude.
[02:13:50]  That was a sick, disgusting, I don't know what the hell that was.
[02:13:54]  I don't even want to know.
[02:13:55]  But I'm telling you, you guys are sick bastards, man.
[02:13:58]  All of you.
[02:13:59]  Sick, twisted bastards.
[02:14:02]  All right?
[02:14:04]  All of you sick, twisted bastards.
[02:14:09]  Fucking hell.
[02:14:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:14:12]  I can't believe that I just watched that, dude.
[02:14:17]  I can't believe I just watched that.
[02:14:20]  All right, look, I want to get done with these.
[02:14:22]  I want to get the hell out of here, man.
[02:14:24]  I just, I don't even want to do this show anymore after the fucking perversion that you people have exposed me to.
[02:14:32]  This is Jamie Williamson, all right?
[02:14:35]  It looks like a sick-ass perverted alien head up his ass having fetish garbage.
[02:14:39]  Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
[02:14:41]  Jamie Williamson, once again.
[02:14:43]  Here it is.
[02:14:53]  This stupid alien, dude.
[02:15:05]  Of course Jamie Williamson, dude.
[02:15:08]  Of course, Jamie Williamson.
[02:15:14]  All right.
[02:15:15]  I think we get the fucking point.
[02:15:18]  All right.
[02:15:18]  We get the point.
[02:15:26]  We get the point, Jamie.
[02:15:28]  All right.
[02:15:28]  We get the damn point.
[02:15:31]  All right.
[02:15:31]  Look, enough of the 12 buckers, please, dude.
[02:15:35]  I want to hurry up and get done with whatever I've got done.
[02:15:37]  I think I'm going to get the hell out of here.
[02:15:39]  All right.
[02:15:40]  I think I'm going to get the hell out of here.
[02:15:42]  I mean, I mean, you guys are turning my show into a piece of fucking circus sideshow trash.
[02:15:48]  And I really don't appreciate it.
[02:15:50]  Hey, Art Hammond.
[02:15:51]  Art Hammond.
[02:15:52]  Look, I want to play your video, but take a look at this.
[02:15:55]  All right, Arn Hammond.
[02:15:56]  Look at this.
[02:15:57]  All right, look at that.
[02:15:58]  All right.
[02:16:00]  Right there, Art Hammond.
[02:16:02]  And guess what?
[02:16:03]  Hasbro Studios blocks it.
[02:16:05]  So that goes to show you all you bronies out there.
[02:16:09]  All right, Arn Hammond, I can't play your video.
[02:16:11]  There it is.
[02:16:12]  This video contains content from Hasbro Studios LLC, who has blocked it in your country on copyright rounds.
[02:16:20]  So I can't do it.
[02:16:21]  All right, Art Hammond.
[02:16:23]  Can't do it.
[02:16:25]  All right.
[02:16:25]  And I'm great that Digimon Adventure is one of your greatest cartoons from your childhood.
[02:16:31]  I'm very proud of you.
[02:16:33]  All right, but I can't do it.
[02:16:34]  All right.
[02:16:35]  Can't do it.
[02:16:36]  Can't do it.
[02:16:39]  Who else do we have here?
[02:16:40]  We got Nifra 822.
[02:16:43]  Nefara822 requested this 12-bucker obligating me to watch your stupid YouTube video.
[02:16:51]  What is this?
[02:16:54]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:16:55]  Before, I have to look forward to these because, I mean, I don't know if this is going to be a madass or somebody blowing somebody in a damn glory hole or some crap like that.
[02:17:10]  All right.
[02:17:10]  All right.
[02:17:10]  What is this?
[02:17:11]  Once again, this was by Nifara822.
[02:17:15]  And it seems to me like some enemy garbage.
[02:17:17]  How quaint.
[02:17:20]  What?
[02:17:21]  What?
[02:17:23]  Radio graffiti or troll war?
[02:17:25]  Shut up.
[02:17:25]  All right, asshole.
[02:17:27]  Don't be threatening me with a troll war, you asshole.
[02:17:30]  All right.
[02:17:31]  I don't respond well to threats.
[02:17:34]  All right.
[02:17:35]  I don't respond well to threats.
[02:17:37]  And I'm telling you right now, you start threatening me.
[02:17:39]  We're going to have a big goddamn problem.
[02:17:42]  We're going to have a big goddamn problem.
[02:17:45]  Son of a bitch.
[02:17:46]  Don't threaten me.
[02:17:47]  All right.
[02:17:47]  Here we go.
[02:17:47]  Once again, we were just getting to the Agumon was my favorite Digimon from season one, but Gilman from season three is awesome.
[02:17:58]  Everyone, name your favorite Digimon in the chat.
[02:18:01]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:18:03]  All right, that's great.
[02:18:03]  All right, put the PC shot.
[02:18:05]  This is Nefara822.
[02:18:07]  Let's go ahead and play it.
[02:18:15]  An egg rolling down the sidewalk.
[02:18:21]  Some Weevo crap.
[02:18:26]  What the hell?
[02:18:29]  My boy.
[02:18:34]  What the?
[02:18:35]  What the hell is this crap?
[02:18:40]  Oh, fucking hell, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:44]  I can't believe.
[02:18:45]  Nefara822, are you shitting me, dude?
[02:18:49]  You actually requested that?
[02:18:52]  You requested that?
[02:18:56]  All right.
[02:18:57]  And of course, the next one, what is the next one?
[02:18:59]  We got Jamie Williamson again.
[02:19:03]  Jamie Williamson again.
[02:19:07]  Hey, ghost.
[02:19:08]  My band just put out an album.
[02:19:11]  Here's a song.
[02:19:12]  I hope you like it.
[02:19:13]  Well, I hope it is your band and it's not some troll, dude.
[02:19:16]  But we'll take a look at it.
[02:19:18]  All right.
[02:19:19]  All right.
[02:19:19]  Jamie Williamson again.
[02:19:23]  What is this?
[02:19:25]  Hold on.
[02:19:25]  What is ah, Jesus?
[02:19:26]  Not another alien video, you sick bastard, Jamie.
[02:19:31]  Not another goddamn sick alien video.
[02:19:34]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:19:35]  Put the damn thing on.
[02:19:36]  What is this?
[02:19:38]  I had a little bit, too much of Hennessy, just gonna tell y'all I forgot.
[02:19:43]  Oh, come on.
[02:19:44]  You're so fucking precious when you smile, take it from the back and drive you wild, said I lose myself in your mind.
[02:19:59]  What's this, alien with you, Rihanna?
[02:20:02]  What the fuck?
[02:20:04]  I just had to let you know you're fighting.
[02:20:12]  Oh my god.
[02:20:13]  Who is this alien, dude?
[02:20:15]  Who in the hell is this alien?
[02:20:17]  This alien is grinding up on freaking Rihanna for Christ's sake?
[02:20:23]  I mean, good God.
[02:20:26]  Who is this alien?
[02:20:28]  And by the way, did you hear that Rihanna?
[02:20:31]  She said that her favorite band is Slipknot.
[02:20:35]  Her favorite band is Slipknot.
[02:20:37]  Now, look, I like listening to Slipknot.
[02:20:39]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:20:40]  You know, their old stuff is good.
[02:20:41]  This new garbage that they just shitted out, absolute trash.
[02:20:46]  Absolute garbage.
[02:20:48]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:20:49]  What trash?
[02:20:51]  This new stuff that's coming out, for Christ's sake.
[02:20:54]  Anyway, let me have my goddamn drink.
[02:21:02]  Hey, look it up.

=== Rihanna Loves Slipknot Band (03:58) ===

[02:21:03]  I'm not kidding.
[02:21:04]  Rihanna said that her favorite goddamn video or her favorite band is Slipknot, dude.
[02:21:10]  All right, what's your favorite Slipknot song?
[02:21:13]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:21:17]  Man, there's probably a couple.
[02:21:23]  They had some pretty good stuff back in the day.
[02:21:25]  I can't tell you.
[02:21:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:21:31]  I'm not.
[02:21:32]  I would have to probably say.
[02:21:35]  Man, that's a toughie, dude.
[02:21:36]  That's a toughie, all right?
[02:21:38]  I listened to it.
[02:21:39]  It's in between, before I forget, the heretic anthem.
[02:21:48]  You know, that era.
[02:21:50]  That era.
[02:21:53]  All right.
[02:21:54]  Who else do we have here?
[02:21:55]  Man, I got these damn 12 buckers piled the hell up, dude.
[02:21:58]  Listen, please, no more 12 buckers, dude.
[02:22:01]  I don't want to do this all night, all right?
[02:22:03]  I mean, we're already two hours and 21 minutes in.
[02:22:06]  All right, I don't want to do this all night, all right?
[02:22:09]  Yeah, wait and bleed is also bad.
[02:22:11]  Surfacing, another badass one.
[02:22:15]  Oh, man.
[02:22:16]  I'm not posing.
[02:22:17]  I like the freaking, I like Slipknot, dude.
[02:22:21]  If you're 555, I'm 666.
[02:22:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:22:27]  That's right, Ghost.
[02:22:28]  We are obligating you to do it, so watch it all.
[02:22:31]  Unban Captain Autism, please.
[02:22:33]  I'm not unbanning Captain Autism tonight.
[02:22:36]  He go fuck himself.
[02:22:38]  That's what you can do.
[02:22:38]  You go shoving up his ass.
[02:22:41]  All right, now, once again, Tempe requested this one once again.
[02:22:46]  It's the heart of concert band.
[02:22:48]  Let's go ahead and continue on with this one.
[02:22:51]  Since Hasbro wants to be cunts about the copyright, even though they don't own Digimon's license in the U.S., I'll post this link here since it actually works.
[02:23:00]  All right, I hope so.
[02:23:00]  Also, old school slipknot kicks ass.
[02:23:03]  It does kick ass.
[02:23:05]  All right, Tempe requested this one once again.
[02:23:11]  Mrs. Tempe here.
[02:23:31]  A little bit of a Pavarotti moment.
[02:23:43]  People are putting Z's in the chat room.
[02:23:46]  Hey, somebody donated a 12-bucker for this.
[02:23:48]  Tempe donated 12 buckers for this again.
[02:24:06]  That's good enough.
[02:24:07]  Everybody, just shut your mouth, dude.
[02:24:09]  All right, seriously, just shut your goddamn pie holes.
[02:24:12]  All right, somebody donated a 12-bucker.
[02:24:15]  I'm playing it.
[02:24:15]  Just shut up, all right?
[02:24:17]  Just shut your goddamn mouth.
[02:24:19]  And no more 12 buckers, dude.
[02:24:21]  Seriously, I want to get done with this and I want to move on.
[02:24:24]  I don't want to continue doing these all night.
[02:24:27]  All right, who the hell is this?
[02:24:28]  Black Lagoon.
[02:24:29]  Black Lagoon requested this one.
[02:24:32]  What?
[02:24:33]  This same one again?
[02:24:35]  This same fucking, this anime garbage again?
[02:24:40]  What the hell is this?
[02:24:42]  This anime garbage again?
[02:24:44]  What is up with you and these fucking cartoon fetish women, man?
[02:24:49]  Oh!
[02:24:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:00]  Cartoon fetished women, dude.

=== Anime Garbage Fetish Women Watchers (02:10) ===

[02:25:02]  Fuck, fucking fucked.
[02:25:03]  Fuck, fucked.
[02:25:04]  Fucking fucked up.
[02:25:05]  Fucked.
[02:25:06]  Fucking fucked.
[02:25:07]  Fucking fucking fucked.
[02:25:08]  Fucking fuck fucking.
[02:25:09]  Motherfuckers.
[02:25:10]  Fuck, fucking, fuck, fucking.
[02:25:11]  Fucking.
[02:25:13]  Are you afraid?
[02:25:15]  There's no way you're not.
[02:25:16]  Now witness the awesome power of it.
[02:25:19]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:25:20]  Fucking fuck.
[02:25:21]  Fucking fucking fucking.
[02:25:23]  You know what, man?
[02:25:24]  I'm done with this.
[02:25:25]  I mean, listen, anybody who watches anime, all right, that is over the age of 18.
[02:25:32]  Actually, anybody who watches anime should be turned into their local police vice squad.
[02:25:38]  And if there's any kind of sexual behavior that's against the law that's happening in their community, they should really look at the people that are out there watching this anime stuff.
[02:25:49]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:25:51]  I think that, you know, these should be the prime suspects of any kind of sexual crimes in the vicinity.
[02:25:56]  They should be watching those first, okay?
[02:25:59]  All right.
[02:26:01]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:26:02]  I fucking hate anime, dude.
[02:26:03]  I think anime is a piece of trash.
[02:26:06]  And anybody who watches it is probably just as big of a piece of trash, in my opinion.
[02:26:10]  I'm sorry.
[02:26:11]  All right, wait a minute.
[02:26:12]  Cloudzack.
[02:26:14]  Cloudzack, I can't.
[02:26:16]  Wait, hold on just a second.
[02:26:17]  Look at this.
[02:26:18]  Cloudzack, I can't play this.
[02:26:20]  Hey, look at this.
[02:26:21]  It's Bone Thugs and Harmony.
[02:26:22]  I'll sing this for you, okay?
[02:26:24]  Cloud Zach, how about that?
[02:26:25]  I'll sing this for you.
[02:26:26]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:26:28]  It's the first of the month.
[02:26:29]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:26:31]  It's the first of the month.
[02:26:33]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:26:35]  It's the first of the month.
[02:26:36]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:26:39]  And by the way, it isn't the first of the month, by the way.
[02:26:41]  So, and you know, I've always hated that song, Cloud Zach.
[02:26:46]  All right, I've always hated that song because it's a welfare carol.
[02:26:52]  It's a welfare carol for Christ's sake, man.
[02:26:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:27:01]  I'll tell you what, we'll play the ghost version of it.
[02:27:04]  All right, Cloud Zach.
[02:27:05]  We'll do that for Cloud Zach.
[02:27:07]  We'll play the ghost version of it.
[02:27:09]  Here it is.
[02:27:09]  We'll play the ghost version.
[02:27:10]  Put the ghost version on here.

=== Stephen Hawking Genius Fraud Theory (05:37) ===

[02:27:12]  Oh, yeah.
[02:27:13]  Here it is.
[02:27:13]  Here it is.
[02:27:13]  Put it on.
[02:27:15]  Put it on.
[02:27:15]  This is for Cloud Zach here.
[02:27:16]  All right.
[02:27:17]  Here we got some makeup here.
[02:27:19]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:27:21]  It's the first of the month.
[02:27:23]  I don't care if I'm collecting welfare.
[02:27:25]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:27:27]  It's the first of the month.
[02:27:29]  It's time for me to ball till I fall, baby.
[02:27:32]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:27:33]  It's the first of the month.
[02:27:36]  Man, that's a good Johnny Walker Blue Label face.
[02:27:38]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[02:27:40]  It's the first of the month.
[02:27:42]  Put my money in my pocket.
[02:27:48]  All right, there it is right there.
[02:27:49]  All right, that's first of the month, right there.
[02:27:51]  That's for Cloud Zach, even though the one he donated was blocked because of copyrights.
[02:27:59]  Hope you appreciated that.
[02:28:00]  That's classic.
[02:28:01]  That's classic old school ghost right there, baby.
[02:28:05]  All right.
[02:28:07]  All right, listening to ghost while currently listening to ghosts, baby.
[02:28:10]  How you like that?
[02:28:14]  A little bit of a mind fuck on there, huh?
[02:28:16]  A little bit of bibby-bitty baby.
[02:28:21]  Hey, let's do, let's do the uh let's do the Stephen Hawking while we're at it.
[02:28:26]  All right, let's do the Stephen Hawking.
[02:28:28]  Do the Stephen Hawking.
[02:28:29]  Do the Stephen Hawking.
[02:28:31]  All right.
[02:28:32]  I'm Stephen Hawking.
[02:28:34]  And I'm here to tell you all these little blockers.
[02:28:54]  All right.
[02:28:55]  All right.
[02:28:56]  Who else do we got here?
[02:28:57]  We got patiently waiting.
[02:29:00]  All right, patiently waiting.
[02:29:01]  Yeah, there's a space out there.
[02:29:04]  I remember that, dude.
[02:29:06]  All right, as a matter of fact, let's look at that.
[02:29:08]  You know what?
[02:29:08]  I want to look at it.
[02:29:09]  I want to look at Stephen Hawking talking.
[02:29:12]  All right, let me see if they even have Stephen Hawking talking.
[02:29:15]  All right, because they may have pulled that down because they don't want, you know, the lie.
[02:29:19]  They don't want the lie to come out and be like, wait a minute, this is, wait, this is Stephen Hawking talking?
[02:29:25]  This is Stephen Hawking talking.
[02:29:26]  I think we got it.
[02:29:27]  I think we got it.
[02:29:27]  Hold on.
[02:29:28]  Let's see if we got it.
[02:29:30]  All right.
[02:29:31]  I think we got this here.
[02:29:32]  Here it is right here.
[02:29:34]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:29:37]  Ghost play dance dance revolution.
[02:29:39]  You'll do swell.
[02:29:41]  Play dance revolution.
[02:29:42]  Are you talking about that shit that's on the we?
[02:29:45]  I don't play with a we, all right.
[02:29:48]  I don't like playing with the we.
[02:29:50]  All right, that's all I'm saying.
[02:29:51]  Anyway, let's look at Stephen Hawking.
[02:29:54]  Before he got the voice box, this is what Stephen Hawking was saying.
[02:29:58]  The great genius, the man who knew most about space, even though he was the least likely candidate to go up into space.
[02:30:07]  Here he is, Stephen Hawking, in his own words.
[02:30:19]  There's a space outside here.
[02:30:21]  Did you hear that?
[02:30:23]  There was his translator.
[02:30:24]  Let's listen to that again.
[02:30:25]  There's a space outside here.
[02:30:27]  Let's go ahead and listen to that again.
[02:30:39]  There's a space outside here.
[02:30:41]  I mean, that sounds verbatim of what Stephen Hawking was saying, wouldn't it?
[02:30:53]  It's very obvious that that put Stephen's quote if he needs.
[02:30:57]  And to think that this guy is a genius.
[02:31:05]  Sorry, I had to say it, dude.
[02:31:07]  I'm sorry.
[02:31:08]  I'm sorry.
[02:31:09]  All right.
[02:31:09]  I don't believe in Stephen Hawking.
[02:31:11]  I think he's a complete fraud.
[02:31:13]  I think somebody pre-programmed his talk box, and this son of a bitch, they would prop this son of a bitch up on a freaking wheelchair.
[02:31:24]  I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm going to talk about space.
[02:31:30]  There is no God.
[02:31:32]  Everything was created by a big bang theory.
[02:31:37]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:31:40]  Relay Operator 23.
[02:31:42]  Relay Operator.
[02:31:43]  Shut up, asshole.
[02:31:44]  I know what you mean by that.
[02:31:46]  All right.
[02:31:49]  Old ghost, new ghost.
[02:31:51]  Both are good.
[02:31:52]  Happy Baller Friday.
[02:31:53]  Well, I appreciate that, L, for Christ.
[02:31:55]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:31:56]  Why do I have a lack of empathy?
[02:31:58]  I mean, Stephen Hawking was a fraud, okay?
[02:32:02]  That's my opinion.
[02:32:03]  You heard him before they put the talk box on him.
[02:32:07]  All right.
[02:32:08]  Before they put the talk box on him, you heard him.
[02:32:12]  All right.
[02:32:13]  He sounded like the engineer, for Christ's sake.
[02:32:15]  Hey, engineer, talk.
[02:32:17]  Just do some talking.
[02:32:18]  Say hi to people right there.
[02:32:24]  I mean, did you hear the discretion?
[02:32:26]  You hear the comparison?
[02:32:27]  You hear the similar, I should say.
[02:32:32]  Anyway, thank you very much, L.
[02:32:35]  And why am I?
[02:32:37]  Why do I have no soul?
[02:32:39]  I think that Stephen Hawking was a fraud, all right?
[02:32:43]  And I'm just saying that if you could hear him right then and there, I mean, it sure as hell didn't sound like some genius.

=== Deftones Chino Romero Comparison (05:34) ===

[02:32:50]  I'm just saying.
[02:32:52]  All right, I'm just saying.
[02:32:55]  I don't think that the talk box that we all heard from Stephen Hawking.
[02:32:59]  I mean, you think that he actually typed that shit in there?
[02:33:01]  You're an idiot if you think so.
[02:33:05]  Here's my drink.
[02:33:10]  All right.
[02:33:12]  Who else do we have here?
[02:33:13]  We've got patiently waiting.
[02:33:15]  Patiently waiting.
[02:33:16]  He's been patiently waiting for me to put his YouTube video that he's obligated me to watch for 12 bucker.
[02:33:23]  All right.
[02:33:23]  What is this?
[02:33:24]  I'm just a good shop.
[02:33:25]  Hold on.
[02:33:26]  What is this?
[02:33:27]  This is an ad, first of all.
[02:33:28]  I don't want to hear an ad.
[02:33:31]  And wait a minute.
[02:33:32]  You said this is a favorite of yours, huh?
[02:33:34]  This patiently waiting.
[02:33:37]  Please play this to expose idiots in chat.
[02:33:40]  Please expose.
[02:33:41]  Okay, I'll play it.
[02:33:43]  You put the 12-bucker in there.
[02:33:45]  I'll play it.
[02:33:46]  I've just got, I got a backup.
[02:33:49]  I got a backup of a whole bunch of 12 buckers, man.
[02:33:53]  That's the bad part about it.
[02:33:57]  All right, let's see what we have here.
[02:33:58]  All right.
[02:33:58]  Hey, this is patiently waiting.
[02:34:01]  He said this is a favorite song of his.
[02:34:02]  What is this?
[02:34:05]  Ah, a little bit of death tones.
[02:34:08]  Deftones, Minerva.
[02:34:10]  Minerva is actually, I think that's a Mexican woman's name, isn't it?
[02:34:14]  So he's talking about some chick, Minerva.
[02:34:18]  Deftones, dude.
[02:34:20]  That's old school right there, dude.
[02:34:23]  You know that Deftones was the first band to use the internet to its marketing advantage back in like 98, 97.
[02:34:35]  I mean, look, I want to be honest with you.
[02:34:37]  I like old Deftones when Chino Romero was a young kid.
[02:34:41]  Y'all remember Chino Romero?
[02:34:44]  He was a young kid.
[02:34:45]  He was skinny.
[02:34:46]  He was thin.
[02:34:46]  He looked like kind of a punker.
[02:34:48]  He was trying to rip off like corn style.
[02:34:51]  Have you seen Chino Romero now?
[02:34:55]  Chino Romero looks like a goddamn idiot that's waiting for 12 tacos and a goddamn taco belt.
[02:35:03]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:35:04]  This guy's got bigger goddamn tits than Rosie O'Kelly.
[02:35:10]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:35:15]  Minerva.
[02:35:18]  And, you know, Deftones, you know, they're pretty good.
[02:35:21]  My own summer, pretty good song.
[02:35:27]  What was that?
[02:35:28]  What was that one song where he goes, Drive?
[02:35:30]  Drives that one song.
[02:35:31]  I'm sorry.
[02:35:32]  I'm drinking here.
[02:35:36]  Anyway, that's pretty good.
[02:35:37]  Thank you very much patiently waiting.
[02:35:39]  I appreciate that, dude.
[02:35:40]  Oh, shit.
[02:35:41]  Wrong one.
[02:35:41]  Hold on.
[02:35:42]  I'm sorry.
[02:35:42]  Oh, I forgot to close this out before I went to my goddamn dashboard.
[02:35:49]  And now everybody's going to be like, leaked.
[02:35:51]  Oh, man, you got leaked ghost.
[02:35:53]  You got fucking leaked.
[02:35:56]  Anyway, and hey, shut up about Rosie O'Kelly, dude.
[02:36:00]  All right.
[02:36:01]  Shut up.
[02:36:03]  All right.
[02:36:03]  The only reason that she's on the top of mind is because you sons of bitches go and you're patronizing her live stream.
[02:36:11]  And you guys are talking about me.
[02:36:13]  You're donating to her stream about me for Christ's sake.
[02:36:17]  And she's saying my name.
[02:36:18]  She's saying my name a lot.
[02:36:21]  All right.
[02:36:21]  So don't come at me with any kind of sick garbage like that.
[02:36:25]  Anyway, look, let's go to the next goddamn one.
[02:36:28]  This is my Black Hat.
[02:36:30]  I can only wait.
[02:36:31]  I can only imagine what Black Hat is doing here.
[02:36:35]  All right, what is this?
[02:36:36]  For those wondering what happened after last episode's Car Chase starring Mrs. Ghost and Templeton, this is the aftermath, which is the aftermath, which explains why Templeton, we haven't seen Templeton.
[02:36:50]  All right.
[02:36:50]  Well, what?
[02:36:51]  Oh, dude, this is horrible, dude.
[02:36:54]  Man, this, I mean, this is not funny.
[02:36:56]  Dude, I have a very soft spot for fucking dogs and animals and shit.
[02:37:01]  This is not funny, dude.
[02:37:02]  This is not funny, black hat.
[02:37:05]  This is not funny, dude.
[02:37:07]  Look at this.
[02:37:07]  Look at this puppy.
[02:37:09]  Excited that it could.
[02:37:12]  Man, this is not funny, dude.
[02:37:14]  This is sad, dude.
[02:37:15]  This is sad.
[02:37:17]  I mean, good for the dog.
[02:37:19]  You know, I'm glad that the dog has.
[02:37:21]  Oh, geez.
[02:37:22]  All right, that's enough.
[02:37:24]  I can't watch that.
[02:37:25]  Look, people are laughing for Christ's sake.
[02:37:27]  They're fucking laughing.
[02:37:29]  They're fucking laughing at this for Christ's sake.
[02:37:31]  Perfect dog for ghosts.
[02:37:33]  You son of a bitch.
[02:37:36]  You guys are sons of bitches, dude.
[02:37:38]  I mean, I can't believe you people are laughing at this, dude.
[02:37:44]  That's just sad.
[02:37:46]  That's just sad for Christ's sake.
[02:37:47]  Anybody laughing at this, I hope you get fucking cancer of the cock.
[02:37:52]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:37:53]  Whoever's laughing at this, I'm not even kidding.
[02:37:55]  I hope you get cancer of the pennice.
[02:37:57]  All right.
[02:37:59]  And you go out like Willie Lump Lump.
[02:38:03]  Stupid idiot.
[02:38:04]  All right.
[02:38:04]  Who else is?
[02:38:05]  Who else?
[02:38:05]  I mean, I got how many more of these do I have, man?
[02:38:08]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:38:12]  Oh, God, man.
[02:38:17]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:38:21]  You sent the wrong link.
[02:38:22]  I don't want to fuck up your PC.

=== Hardcore Feel Wrong Link Video (02:56) ===

[02:38:24]  Yeah, I know.
[02:38:25]  All right.
[02:38:25]  Wrongly.
[02:38:26]  All right.
[02:38:26]  Thank you, Zed Commander.
[02:38:27]  I'll play it.
[02:38:28]  Hold on.
[02:38:28]  I got a lot.
[02:38:29]  I got a lot more of these, for heaven's sake.
[02:38:32]  I got a lot more of these.
[02:38:34]  I mean, I'm obligated to a whole shitload of these.
[02:38:38]  Oh, God, man.
[02:38:40]  Two hours and 37 minutes of this crap.
[02:38:44]  All right, Tempi, he requested another one.
[02:38:47]  This is Tempi here.
[02:38:49]  All right.
[02:38:52]  Oh, no.
[02:38:55]  Oh, no.
[02:38:57]  Have a good night, ghost.
[02:38:59]  I know at your core, you are a good dude.
[02:39:01]  I'll be blazing a bowl for ya, dude.
[02:39:03]  Watched your show for a long time and hope for many more.
[02:39:06]  Hey, thank you, Cloudzack.
[02:39:08]  I'm here every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30 p.m.
[02:39:11]  A Burger King near me is being replaced by a Chick-fil-A.
[02:39:15]  You're damn right.
[02:39:17]  You're damn right, Chick-fil-A, baby.
[02:39:20]  All right, I ate Chick-fil-A some...
[02:39:22]  What day was it?
[02:39:23]  I forgot what day it was, but I ate Chick-fil-A purposely because San Antonio, Texas refuses to allow Chick-fil-A to have a spot in their airport because of their, quote, anti-LGBTQ stance.
[02:39:39]  So give me a break.
[02:39:42]  Arab gets hot with water.
[02:39:43]  All right, look, shut up, all right?
[02:39:45]  Anyway, this is.
[02:39:49]  Hold on, I know what this is.
[02:39:51]  I know what this is.
[02:39:58]  Uh-oh.
[02:39:59]  Tempi.
[02:40:01]  Uh-oh.
[02:40:03]  Everybody remember?
[02:40:05]  Yeah.
[02:40:10]  I feel hardcore.
[02:40:12]  Yeah.
[02:40:17]  I feel hardcore.
[02:40:19]  Yeah.
[02:40:22]  Yeah.
[02:40:24]  I feel hardcore.
[02:40:26]  Woo!
[02:40:28]  Yeah!
[02:40:31]  You're damn right.
[02:40:34]  Go!
[02:40:35]  Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[02:40:43]  Ha ha ha ha!
[02:40:45]  Yeah!
[02:40:50]  All right, that's enough.
[02:40:52]  You know, Tempi, that was pretty good, dude.
[02:40:54]  That was old school right there.
[02:40:55]  That was old school scooter right there.
[02:40:58]  Yeah!
[02:41:01]  Yeah!
[02:41:03]  I feel hardcore.
[02:41:05]  Yeah!
[02:41:10]  I feel hardcore.
[02:41:12]  Yeah!
[02:41:16]  Pretty good, Tempi.
[02:41:17]  I appreciate that, man.
[02:41:18]  I appreciate that.
[02:41:20]  All right.

=== Ghost Youth Grunge Remnants Music (03:21) ===

[02:41:21]  Hey, here's this.
[02:41:22]  Hell yeah.
[02:41:23]  That was Pumpin' Simulator Player 23.
[02:41:25]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:41:27]  All right.
[02:41:28]  I've got a whole bunch of these 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[02:41:30]  I'm trying to get through them as quick as I possibly can.
[02:41:33]  This next one is by Video of Ghosts Youth.
[02:41:38]  Video of Ghost Youth.
[02:41:40]  All right, let's see what the hell this is.
[02:41:42]  Video of Ghost Youth.
[02:41:45]  Hold on.
[02:41:45]  What is this?
[02:41:47]  Oh, Christ, no.
[02:41:50]  Ah, you son of a bitch.
[02:41:54]  Video of Ghost Youth requested this.
[02:41:56]  I already know what this is.
[02:41:57]  I already know what this is fucking horrible.
[02:42:00]  This is horrible.
[02:42:04]  Video of Ghost Youth.
[02:42:10]  You fucking asshole.
[02:42:14]  You guys, I'm so fucking sick of you idiots with the stupid wheelchair crap.
[02:42:20]  Oh my god.
[02:42:21]  Oh, Christ, no.
[02:42:23]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:24]  And look, there's Mac and me.
[02:42:26]  There's Mac and me.
[02:42:28]  There he is.
[02:42:30]  There he is.
[02:42:35]  Save him, Mac and me!
[02:42:42]  Save him, Mac and me!
[02:42:46]  Oh, man, he did.
[02:42:48]  All right.
[02:42:49]  All right.
[02:42:49]  That's enough.
[02:42:50]  All right.
[02:42:51]  Anyway, Jesus Christ, let's move on.
[02:42:54]  Hey, do y'all remember that damn movie, Mac and Me?
[02:42:57]  Yeah, he loved the Coca-Cola.
[02:43:00]  He loved the Coca-Cola, old Mac and me.
[02:43:03]  Who else do we have?
[02:43:04]  We got Lee Caldwell.
[02:43:07]  Lee Caldwell in the house.
[02:43:08]  He said this is his band.
[02:43:10]  Okay, I hope it is your band.
[02:43:11]  I hope it's not just, you know, some malarkey or something.
[02:43:15]  Lee Caldwell requested this.
[02:43:19]  Is this really your band?
[02:43:20]  All right, maybe it is his band.
[02:43:21]  Let's go check it out.
[02:43:22]  Let's see what this is here.
[02:43:23]  Hold on, make sure this is no, there's no man ass anywhere.
[02:43:27]  No, I think we're good.
[02:43:29]  All right, this is Lee Caldwell.
[02:43:30]  He said this is his band.
[02:43:31]  Let's check it out.
[02:43:37]  The Phantasmas, huh?
[02:43:39]  Ghosts in Spanish.
[02:44:07]  Out the cruise of the rise.
[02:44:13]  Wait here for my chance to see how lives are gonna make this ain't too bad, dude.

=== Ill Rapping Come To Say My Story (07:23) ===

[02:44:42]  Come to say my ill rapping.
[02:45:02]  It's the same old story now.
[02:45:07]  Not too bad, dude.
[02:45:10]  Every time she bends, she won't break.
[02:45:16]  I definitely hear some remnants of some grunge in here.
[02:45:20]  You can park.
[02:45:43]  You know what?
[02:45:43]  That ain't too bad, dude.
[02:45:44]  Hey, who donated that one rare?
[02:45:47]  Lee Caldwell.
[02:45:48]  That's actually pretty good, dude.
[02:45:50]  Not bad.
[02:45:51]  That's not a bad sound.
[02:45:53]  You know, you're trying to bring back some of that grunge sound a little bit.
[02:45:57]  That's not too bad, man.
[02:45:59]  Oh, geez.
[02:46:00]  Macho Top.
[02:46:01]  Ghosts, how about we chill and put on some Gigi Allen and just smoke out while listening to tunes?
[02:46:08]  And if one thing leads to another, we can totally fuck.
[02:46:11]  I'm a bottom.
[02:46:13]  Shut up, asshole.
[02:46:16]  All right, look, that wasn't too bad there, Lee Caldwell.
[02:46:19]  I have to give you some props on that.
[02:46:20]  It wasn't too bad.
[02:46:22]  I might put that in my playlist every now and then.
[02:46:24]  That ain't too bad.
[02:46:25]  Jamie Williamson requested yet another, yet another goddamn freaking request for a video, dude.
[02:46:35]  All right, Jamie Williamson again.
[02:46:37]  Yeah, this guy again.
[02:46:39]  Again.
[02:46:41]  What is it this time, Jamie?
[02:46:44]  Oh, no.
[02:46:45]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:46:46]  More alien fetish crap.
[02:46:48]  And who is this alien, dude?
[02:46:51]  I mean, the video requested last time there, Jamie Williamson, had this alien rubbing up on Rihanna.
[02:46:59]  What the hell does hell?
[02:47:00]  How the hell does that work?
[02:47:01]  Anyway, Jamie Williamson, another video once again.
[02:47:14]  Are you kidding me?
[02:47:22]  Let's run a train.
[02:47:24]  Tinderthought, I'm here.
[02:47:30]  Squeeze on my nuts.
[02:47:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:47:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:39]  Oh, no.
[02:47:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:42]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:47:43]  No.
[02:47:47]  Oh, my.
[02:47:48]  Oh, no.
[02:47:49]  All right.
[02:47:50]  You know what?
[02:47:50]  That's enough.
[02:47:51]  That's it.
[02:47:52]  That's enough.
[02:47:54]  I mean, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:56]  I mean, why does it always have to come down to some kind of sexual relations with this alien, dude?
[02:48:04]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:48:06]  Come on.
[02:48:10]  Fucking Jamie Williamson, dude.
[02:48:12]  Jesus Christ.
[02:48:13]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:48:16]  Hey, that was some good music.
[02:48:17]  Cold Rooms definitely added to the playlist.
[02:48:19]  Simulator Player 23.
[02:48:21]  That wasn't bad at all, dude.
[02:48:22]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:48:23]  I would definitely be very critical of it if I didn't like it.
[02:48:26]  You know me, dude.
[02:48:27]  If I don't like it, I'll tell you.
[02:48:28]  That wasn't bad at all.
[02:48:30]  I'm telling you right now, that wasn't bad at all.
[02:48:32]  And, you know, that sound, I think the band's name is Cold Rooms.
[02:48:37]  That sound was like original.
[02:48:39]  You could tell that there was a little bit of garage band in there.
[02:48:42]  If you threw in a producer and a better engineer to kind of, you know, kind of, you know, bring up some of the grunge distortion on some of the guitars so it doesn't sound like, you know, kind of garagey, kind of demo-ish.
[02:48:58]  I think that you've got some shit.
[02:48:59]  I think that's badass, dude.
[02:49:01]  I like it.
[02:49:02]  I'm not trying to criticize it.
[02:49:04]  I'm just saying, though, that you can tell that you guys are just up and coming.
[02:49:08]  And you should take that serious.
[02:49:11]  Depending on where you're at in the country, I would strongly advise you guys to get some shows, dude.
[02:49:18]  Get some shows.
[02:49:20]  And, you know, try to, you know, if you're really serious about it, go out there and, you know, try to make a video, too.
[02:49:25]  Try to make a video of it.
[02:49:27]  And then put it on the internet.
[02:49:28]  And you should get some hits on it, dude.
[02:49:31]  All right.
[02:49:32]  Black hat.
[02:49:34]  Right after Jamie Williamson said, we have to have a black hat, right?
[02:49:37]  Here comes Black Hat again.
[02:49:39]  Let's go ahead and put on what Black Hat was wanting to request here.
[02:49:44]  Hold on.
[02:49:45]  Let me make sure there's not man-ass or something.
[02:49:48]  There's some boobies, but I think they're okay.
[02:49:52]  Yeah, another Hooters.
[02:49:53]  All right, I think we're good.
[02:49:55]  Black Hat requested this one for $12.
[02:49:59]  Go ahead and go ahead and play it for Christ's sake.
[02:50:02]  Black Hat here.
[02:50:03]  Are y'all ready, kids?
[02:50:06]  Oh, shit.
[02:50:07]  What the hell?
[02:50:09]  The Krusty Krab.
[02:50:11]  I am not a Krusty Krab.
[02:50:13]  Hey Krusty Krab, your penis is showing.
[02:50:15]  Huh?
[02:50:15]  Ah!
[02:50:17]  Fuck me, Spongebob!
[02:50:18]  Oh, yeah!
[02:50:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:50:21]  Oh, I'm- No, are you kidding me?
[02:50:25]  Sexualizing and violence, putting violence and SpongeBob, dude.
[02:50:32]  Ghost, a serious question before this music vid.
[02:50:36]  Why do some music vids have such a hard on for Egyptian theme only for the eye?
[02:50:42]  Because they're Satanists.
[02:50:45]  Let's continue.
[02:50:46]  Oh, no, he's hot.
[02:50:51]  Oh, no.
[02:50:51]  All right.
[02:50:52]  You know what?
[02:50:52]  That's about enough of this.
[02:50:55]  Of course, you would know this black hat.
[02:50:58]  Of course, you would know this would exist.
[02:51:00]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:51:01]  Why does this got 2.4 million hits on it?
[02:51:04]  It's got 2.4 million fucking hits on it.
[02:51:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:51:10]  All right.
[02:51:11]  Look, let me.
[02:51:11]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man, before I play any more of these videos.
[02:51:15]  For heaven's sake, man.
[02:51:17]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:51:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:51:25]  2.4 million hits for a goddamn perverted SpongeBob video.
[02:51:32]  Welcome to the internet, dude.
[02:51:34]  Welcome to the goddamn internet.
[02:51:40]  I'm telling you, I can't get drunk fast enough, dude.
[02:51:43]  I cannot get drunk fast enough.
[02:51:48]  All right.
[02:51:48]  Yeah, the band that I played was called Cold Rooms, okay?
[02:51:52]  The song was called Phantasmas, I think it was called.
[02:51:56]  Phantasmas.
[02:51:59]  All right.
[02:52:01]  I've got a beer.
[02:52:02]  All right.
[02:52:02]  Let's move on.
[02:52:03]  All right.
[02:52:03]  Let's move on.

=== Digimon First Album Play Art (02:29) ===

[02:52:05]  All right.
[02:52:05]  Art Hammond, who said that this one isn't copyright stricken.
[02:52:09]  I agree with Simulator Player.
[02:52:11]  Cold Rooms has some pretty sick tunes to it.
[02:52:14]  Honestly, I'd totally jam to it.
[02:52:17]  Some totally sweet music.
[02:52:19]  I'm also surprised that Ghost likes Linkin Park, honestly.
[02:52:22]  I love Linkin Park from all the way back in high school.
[02:52:26]  I only like their first album.
[02:52:28]  Their second album, third album, sucks a cock with it, dude.
[02:52:31]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[02:52:32]  I like their first album.
[02:52:35]  You know, the one with crawling in my skin.
[02:52:39]  These words they will not heal.
[02:52:43]  I can't fucking even get that high, dude.
[02:52:45]  Can't even get that fucking high.
[02:52:47]  Anyway, I do agree that those were pretty good jams.
[02:52:50]  That's why I'm like, hey, if they were bad, if I didn't like them, I would say it.
[02:52:55]  Pretty good jams.
[02:52:56]  All right.
[02:52:56]  Let's go ahead.
[02:52:57]  Art Hammond, since you just commented on the TTS, this is your video here.
[02:53:03]  What is this?
[02:53:04]  Oh, here's the Digimon.
[02:53:07]  Here's the Digimon.
[02:53:08]  All right.
[02:53:08]  I knew it.
[02:53:09]  I knew you'd.
[02:53:10]  Jesus Christ.
[02:53:11]  Play it.
[02:53:12]  I'm sure a lot of people are going to feel funny in the pants.
[02:53:16]  Yay!
[02:53:17]  It's Digimon.
[02:53:19]  Digimon.
[02:53:21]  I still watch this and I live with my mom.
[02:53:35]  Did he say the Ching and the Chong and what?
[02:53:42]  Holy Fook.
[02:53:49]  Eggroll what?
[02:53:53]  Oh, sorry.
[02:53:54]  Good, good, good. Good.
[02:53:56]  Yeah, get it out of here.
[02:53:58]  I'm not going to continue to play this.
[02:53:59]  We get it, Art Hammond.
[02:54:01]  We get it.
[02:54:01]  You love Digimon.
[02:54:03]  It's your favorite childhood cartoon.
[02:54:05]  You love it.
[02:54:06]  I get it.
[02:54:07]  All right.
[02:54:07]  All right.
[02:54:08]  What's the next one?
[02:54:09]  Zed Commander.
[02:54:11]  Zed Commander said to play this to expose idiots in the chat.
[02:54:16]  All right, what is this, Zed Commander?
[02:54:19]  All right, Zed Commander said this is going to expose idiots in the chat here.
[02:54:24]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:54:26]  You're going to expose idiots in the chat.
[02:54:29]  What are they going to expose, Zed Commander?
[02:54:31]  What are they going to expose?
[02:54:32]  Go ahead and put the PC shot on.

=== Jackass Episodes Extended Musicians (07:25) ===

[02:54:35]  What is this?
[02:54:35]  Duke Onklad is under attack.
[02:54:37]  I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
[02:54:39]  But father, what if something happens to you?
[02:54:42]  Don't worry, Zelda.
[02:54:44]  The Triforce of wisdom promises the king will say Oh my! Father! Oh!
[02:54:54]  That's not me.
[02:54:56]  I'm the king of Pyrule.
[02:54:58]  I'm having a sex gift.
[02:55:00]  Duke Onklad.
[02:55:01]  Your tongue hurts my ass.
[02:55:03]  Ouch!
[02:55:04]  My father's a lord.
[02:55:07]  It must be.
[02:55:07]  Cannon.
[02:55:09]  Hey, what's for dinner?
[02:55:10]  Sexy boy.
[02:55:13]  What the fuck is this?
[02:55:15]  That sure is the case.
[02:55:17]  What is this garbage, man?
[02:55:18]  Are you kidding me?
[02:55:20]  Yeah, that old the king is record.
[02:55:25]  Hey, I'm here.
[02:55:26]  Link, help me.
[02:55:28]  Munch on Duke Onklad's all sexy.
[02:55:30]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[02:55:32]  All right, okay, I don't know what this is supposed to mean there, Zed Commander.
[02:55:36]  I don't know what the hell that was supposed to mean, but what the hell is that, dude?
[02:55:40]  What the hell was that?
[02:55:43]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:55:44]  How many more?
[02:55:45]  I got a whole bunch of these.
[02:55:46]  I mean, listen, man, stop donating the 12-bucker, please.
[02:55:50]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[02:55:52]  I'm sick and tired of having to do these all goddamn night.
[02:55:55]  It's a Bowler Friday.
[02:55:58]  It's episode 60.
[02:56:00]  Right when I say this.
[02:56:01]  I'm outside taking some pictures on two of the three Leo triplets.
[02:56:05]  I'm really excited about posting those hotties online.
[02:56:10]  Okay.
[02:56:11]  Ouch.
[02:56:11]  Again, dude.
[02:56:13]  This is my last one, Ghost.
[02:56:14]  Are you sure?
[02:56:15]  Memorial Day weekend, y'all grinning face.
[02:56:18]  You sure?
[02:56:21]  All right, what's this next in here for Christ's sake?
[02:56:24]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:56:26]  Arab gets hot with wires.
[02:56:28]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:56:30]  Arab gets hot with wires requested this.
[02:56:35]  What is this?
[02:56:37]  Arab gets caught, gets hot with wires requested.
[02:56:41]  What is this?
[02:56:42]  I have a great and unique idea, which is turning your wooden or plastic seat into a heated seat so your fragile buttocks can rest in peace.
[02:56:51]  All we need is a heating element, which I'll extract from this broken hairdryer as these wires.
[02:56:57]  So here we are.
[02:56:58]  I hot glued these wires to my seat with their end connected to a cable where I can just plug into the wall.
[02:57:05]  Wait, wait a minute.
[02:57:06]  Hold on, Akbar.
[02:57:08]  Don't you think that there is something a little dangerous electrifying a toilet seat considering there's liquids around the vicinity for Christ?
[02:57:18]  And then you gotta plug this shit in?
[02:57:21]  I mean, you know, come on, Ahmed.
[02:57:24]  What is this?
[02:57:26]  Okay, there we are.
[02:57:31]  Where the f is the sh!
[02:57:37]  You know what?
[02:57:39]  It serves this idiot right.
[02:57:42]  It serves this idiot right.
[02:57:44]  In hindsight, mounting a heating element with hot glue is a pretty dumb idea because the glue can melt and stick somewhere else.
[02:57:53]  And also, evidently, sitting on super hot live wires is a terrible, terrible idea.
[02:58:00]  As my boss is.
[02:58:02]  Oh, yeah, you smell like a fresh kebab.
[02:58:04]  All right, get it.
[02:58:04]  Get out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:58:07]  I mean, anybody with a damn brain cell could tell you that that was a fucking stupid idea.
[02:58:13]  But of course, you know, you know, I don't know.
[02:58:17]  Maybe he had the spirit of Muhammad in him or something.
[02:58:19]  I don't know.
[02:58:20]  Anyway, let's move on.
[02:58:21]  All right.
[02:58:22]  Let's move on.
[02:58:23]  What do we have here?
[02:58:25]  This next one is by Tempe.
[02:58:28]  He asks, why do vids have an Egyptian theme only for one eye?
[02:58:33]  Well, it's because they're Satanists, dude.
[02:58:36]  All right, they're Satanists.
[02:58:37]  That's what they are.
[02:58:37]  You know, they're just, you know, it goes back to, you know, I don't want to get into all the esoteric stuff, and I don't want to get into that right now.
[02:58:46]  All right.
[02:58:46]  Let's move on.
[02:58:47]  What is this?
[02:58:48]  CKY.
[02:58:50]  Oh, man.
[02:58:51]  Oh.
[02:58:52]  CKY in the house, man.
[02:58:54]  This is old school.
[02:58:55]  Here, Tempe.
[02:58:56]  Tempe requested this, by the way, Tempe.
[02:59:03]  This reminds me of old Jackass episodes, dude.
[02:59:06]  I can't expect you to see Let my voices destroy Man, I'm telling you, old school, man.
[02:59:15]  These guys grew up, man.
[02:59:16]  I feel bad for Bambai Jara, dude.
[02:59:18]  He's a 40-year-old drunk now, man.
[02:59:20]  Come on, Bam.
[02:59:21]  What happened to you, dudes?
[02:59:23]  You know, Bambai Jara is proof that you don't want to peek too early.
[02:59:31]  Well, hold on, what is this?
[02:59:32]  Hold on.
[02:59:32]  What is?
[02:59:32]  I'm listening to CKY.
[02:59:34]  Simulator Player 23.
[02:59:36]  What'd you say?
[02:59:36]  Everyone is pissed at EBZ on his stream.
[02:59:42]  I mean, we'll do that tomorrow.
[02:59:44]  We'll crash the stream.
[02:59:44]  I'm true love ghosts and YTP will love this.
[02:59:48]  All right.
[02:59:48]  Thank you, Cloud Zay.
[02:59:49]  Hold on.
[02:59:49]  I want to listen to a couple more minutes of CKY.
[02:59:51]  Thank you, Tempi, for this request.
[02:59:54]  Once again, Tempe in the house.
[02:59:57]  Just reminiscing about those days, man.
[03:00:00]  I remember, you know, Jackass, they innovated the slapstick comedy of network sitcom television.
[03:00:14]  Man.
[03:00:17]  CKY, dude.
[03:00:28]  All right, let's go ahead and move on.
[03:00:30]  Thank you, Tempi.
[03:00:31]  That was cool.
[03:00:32]  CKY.
[03:00:33]  And once again, the reason that most musicians have an obsession with Egyptian symbology is because they're a bunch of esoteric Satanists.
[03:00:42]  All right.
[03:00:43]  All you got to do is just kind of look that up.
[03:00:45]  You'll figure it out.
[03:00:46]  And if you don't, if you don't, as a matter of fact, let me show you.
[03:00:51]  It's not just extended to, it's not just extended to musicians, okay?
[03:00:58]  It's not just extended to musicians.
[03:01:00]  It's extended to, you know, company logos, etc.
[03:01:05]  I mean, it's extended to that.
[03:01:06]  Now, let me show you something.
[03:01:07]  This is not requested by anybody.
[03:01:09]  I want to show you because people are saying that, oh, Ghost, you're an idiot.
[03:01:14]  And, you know, oh, you don't know what you're talking about.
[03:01:17]  You can go ahead and take a whiff of that to all those people that are doing that.
[03:01:23]  What is this?
[03:01:24]  I'm back.
[03:01:26]  Well, Jesus Christ, that's great.
[03:01:28]  All right.
[03:01:29]  Now, look, you know, these Egyptian symbols, the eye, the triangle, the pyramid, and all, that isn't just limited to music, dude.
[03:01:40]  It's also limited to these evil corporations and, you know, our governments.
[03:01:45]  It's in our money, etc.
[03:01:48]  I'm going to show you something.
[03:01:49]  Okay.
[03:01:50]  I want to show you something.
[03:01:51]  I think I've showed this once before, but it bears repeating.
[03:01:54]  Take a look at this.
[03:01:55]  All right.
[03:01:57]  Take a look at this.
[03:01:58]  Take a look at this mate.

=== Jesus Light Of The World Building (04:54) ===

[03:02:00]  Well, hold on.
[03:02:01]  Hey, look, stop with the 12 buckers, dude, all right?
[03:02:04]  I'm gonna play something that I want to play and then I'll get back to the 12 buckers.
[03:02:07]  All right, calm down.
[03:02:09]  I want y'all to look at this.
[03:02:11]  I hope I don't get copyright struck for this, but you know, it's probably worth it.
[03:02:14]  But go ahead, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[03:02:16]  Take a look at this, all right?
[03:02:19]  Open your mind.
[03:02:21]  Open your mind.
[03:02:22]  Take a look at this.
[03:02:23]  Open your mind.
[03:02:24]  Take a look at that.
[03:02:25]  Open your mind.
[03:02:29]  Just, you know, five-star pentagram, upside-down pentagram.
[03:02:34]  There's bathroom it.
[03:02:38]  I'm just, you know, just take a look at this.
[03:02:39]  Just, you know, you know, just say it.
[03:02:44]  Just saying.
[03:02:53]  Just saying, dude.
[03:02:55]  Just saying.
[03:02:57]  Just saying.
[03:03:02]  the pentagon I'm just saying dude you take what you want with it All right, you take what you want with it.
[03:03:20]  You take what you want with it.
[03:03:27]  You take what you want with it.
[03:03:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:03:56]  Open your mind.
[03:04:08]  That 10 people's talking about there.
[03:04:10]  There's the sun.
[03:04:11]  The sun, the light of the world.
[03:04:14]  God's Son, God's Son, the light of the world.
[03:04:38]  Uh-oh, there's God's Son.
[03:04:41]  There's Krishna.
[03:04:44]  There's Jesus, God's son, the light of the world.
[03:04:53]  is risen.
[03:05:28]  six six six interesting theory ghost I recommend watching this.
[03:05:51]  Open your mind!
[03:06:07]  Just, you know, take what you will.
[03:06:10]  Take what you will about this.
[03:06:25]  Yeah, you see that's the design of Capitol Hill.
[03:06:29]  You know nice owl Moloch Now did you see that right there that right there is the a building in Austin Texas Right there.
[03:06:43]  That's the frost building so just letting y'all know And that big ass building is right down looks down upon 6th Street.

=== Vietnam Wordler Cloud Zach Request (16:54) ===

[03:06:54]  So open your mind See there's a little owl right there in your $1 bill dude.
[03:07:01]  What is a little owl doing on your $1 bill right there?
[03:07:04]  See this?
[03:07:05]  What is that doing there?
[03:07:06]  Why would that be there?
[03:07:08]  Why would that be there, dude?
[03:07:10]  You just gotta ask these questions.
[03:07:12]  Asking questions.
[03:07:15]  Hey, look at that.
[03:07:17]  That looks eerily familiar.
[03:07:19]  It looks eerily similar.
[03:07:22]  Wow, dude.
[03:07:23]  Baphomet and Uncle Sam.
[03:07:34]  All right, we can get it.
[03:07:35]  All right, that's enough.
[03:07:36]  All right, I just wanted to show you guys, you know, it's not just limited to these bands and these groups.
[03:07:45]  And look, I know everybody out there is like, oh my God, this is tinfoil hat radio.
[03:07:49]  Owls are evil now.
[03:07:51]  Hey, idiot, look up Moloch.
[03:07:54]  All right, that's what they worship at the Bohemian Grove, for Christ's sake.
[03:07:57]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[03:07:59]  All right, be gone, Dolcare.
[03:08:02]  Be gone.
[03:08:04]  Be gone, Dole Care.
[03:08:09]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:08:10]  All right.
[03:08:14]  Exovermaniac.
[03:08:16]  Exovermaniac requested this one.
[03:08:19]  I think I'm almost done with these.
[03:08:20]  Thank God.
[03:08:21]  Let's fucking hurry up and get done with them.
[03:08:23]  Exovermaniac requested this.
[03:08:26]  Hold on, let me make sure this doesn't have any fucking sick-ass crap.
[03:08:30]  All right, I think we're good.
[03:08:31]  All right.
[03:08:31]  Exovermaniac requested this 12-bucker here.
[03:08:34]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[03:08:40]  All right.
[03:08:41]  What is this?
[03:08:47]  All right.
[03:08:48]  What is this?
[03:08:49]  Salutations, Celestial Sightseers.
[03:08:50]  I'm David Fuller.
[03:08:51]  Welcome to Eyes on the Sky.
[03:08:52]  What's up this week?
[03:08:54]  I don't often talk about those really faint fuzzies, that is to say, galaxies, because for many observers, they are hard to find and see.
[03:09:00]  However, spring is an exception.
[03:09:02]  Where to begin then?
[03:09:03]  Leo the Lion.
[03:09:05]  Why did our ancient ancestors see a lion in the sky here in the first place?
[03:09:09]  Let's find out with another episode of Astronomy Theater.
[03:09:13]  What the f- What?
[03:09:15]  Hercules was made to go insane due to the jealousy of Hera.
[03:09:19]  Having committed serious crimes, he had to atone for them with 12 labors.
[03:09:23]  One of them was to defeat the Nemian lion, a beast with skin so tough no spear or arrow could pierce it.
[03:09:29]  With his great strength.
[03:09:30]  I mean, who is this?
[03:09:31]  Sheldon Cooper's butt buddy?
[03:09:33]  I mean, this is fucking horrible.
[03:09:35]  He's overcame the lion by strangling it to death.
[03:09:37]  Then he used a claw from its toe to use the lion's skin as a nerds.
[03:09:46]  Nerge!
[03:09:48]  That's all I gotta say to that, all right?
[03:09:51]  All right, this next video, Black Hat, once again, this fruiter.
[03:09:56]  All right, he said this is his last, you know, 12 bucker.
[03:10:00]  We shall see about that.
[03:10:02]  What is this?
[03:10:04]  Oh, you, you fucking asshole.
[03:10:08]  You fucking asshole, black hat, you goddamn asshole.
[03:10:13]  Put it on the fucking PC, Shad, for Christ's sake.
[03:10:18]  Yeah.
[03:10:22]  Vietnam.
[03:10:23]  Oh, take communionism, Mr. Pets.
[03:10:26]  Yeah, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Japan, out Indochina.
[03:10:37]  Friends fall loose on behalf.
[03:10:39]  Put your men win TNB and hundreds.
[03:10:41]  Still, the country is split in two.
[03:10:43]  Britain's outfits of Vietnam.
[03:10:45]  Vietnam, Advisor of Senate Money.
[03:10:53]  The Don Mono Theory.
[03:10:55]  Says if one folks are communism, that they're going to take the rest with them.
[03:10:59]  Go for Tonkin and Nawasam.
[03:11:01]  Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam.
[03:11:03]  Operation Roll of Thunder.
[03:11:05]  Viet Cong all hiding under.
[03:11:07]  Rubbing Abalm from the Jets.
[03:11:09]  Viet Cong in Quinn and yet.
[03:11:13]  This is a fucking humiliation of depicting Vietnam.
[03:11:17]  You know that?
[03:11:18]  Is this how we have to fucking teach children nowadays?
[03:11:22]  by putting on some Rasta ganja fucking goddamn hair?
[03:11:39]  I'm promoting homosexuality Look, I don't care what people do in the privacy of their bedrooms, okay?
[03:11:47]  All right.
[03:11:48]  I mean, look, do I appreciate that the LGBTQ is out here and they have all the freedoms in the world?
[03:11:56]  I mean, the LGBTQ is the most protected class besides women in this country, and yet they're still bitching and moaning, and yet they're still doing things.
[03:12:05]  Hey, ghost, I am working on a video project for school.
[03:12:09]  Yeah, I'm sure you are.
[03:12:11]  What?
[03:12:11]  German, the pansexual frog?
[03:12:14]  Now you're a pansexual?
[03:12:17]  All right, that's just great.
[03:12:20]  All right, let me move on.
[03:12:22]  All right.
[03:12:23]  This next video was requested by CloudZach.
[03:12:28]  Cloudzack requested this one.
[03:12:30]  Let's go ahead and see what CloudZach requested here.
[03:12:34]  Hold on.
[03:12:35]  Oh, no.
[03:12:37]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:12:39]  Dude, Ghost, I think you forgot to play my 12-bucker.
[03:12:44]  Red Eyes, where is it?
[03:12:46]  Is it under your name, Red Eyes Dragon?
[03:12:50]  Where the hell is it?
[03:12:51]  Hold on.
[03:12:54]  Which one are you?
[03:12:55]  Oh, yeah, I did.
[03:12:56]  You're absolutely correct.
[03:12:57]  Sorry about that, dude.
[03:12:58]  All right, let me go ahead and play it.
[03:13:00]  Jesus Christ, why do I fucking...
[03:13:01]  There's so many of them, dude.
[03:13:03]  There's so goddamn many of them.
[03:13:04]  Okay, before I get to the who was I about to get to CloudZach, I think.
[03:13:10]  Before I get to CloudZach, let me go ahead and get to Red Eyes Black Dragon because I seem to have skipped over it.
[03:13:18]  So let's go to Red Eyes Black Dragon.
[03:13:21]  He requested this here.
[03:13:23]  All right, now, hold on, what is this?
[03:13:26]  Oh, oh, no wonder Red Eyes Black Dragon is like, hey, you forgot, you forgot mine over here, dude.
[03:13:33]  Look at this.
[03:13:34]  Look at this.
[03:13:35]  Especially after that stupid, cringy ass fucking Vietnam, I mean, just fucking hell for Christ's sake.
[03:13:45]  All right, this one is by Red Eyes Black Dragon, and I know what you're doing by this.
[03:13:49]  I know what you're doing.
[03:13:51]  Go ahead and put on the PC shot.
[03:13:53]  Look at this.
[03:13:55]  It became clear within three or four months that my reasons for being in Vietnam were not clear.
[03:14:06]  I mean, this notion of defending the people against these invaders from North Vietnam, the people hated me.
[03:14:15]  The Vietnamese people hated me.
[03:14:18]  And it was perfectly perfectly clear.
[03:14:21]  I mean, people didn't say good morning to you.
[03:14:23]  People didn't.
[03:14:25]  People hated me.
[03:14:28]  I know that other people's experience, some other people's experience was different.
[03:14:34]  But in my own experience, the Vietnamese people hated me, and I gave them every reason to hate me.
[03:14:41]  I beat them.
[03:14:42]  I sometimes killed them.
[03:14:43]  I destroyed them.
[03:14:44]  You know, we did get this hippie out of you.
[03:14:45]  This is a fucking hippie out of you.
[03:14:47]  Get out of here.
[03:14:48]  All right.
[03:14:49]  He's probably friends with John Kerry.
[03:14:51]  All right.
[03:14:51]  Get him out of here.
[03:14:53]  Hey, red-eyes black dragon.
[03:14:55]  You fucking son of a bitch.
[03:14:57]  All right.
[03:14:58]  What are you, some long-haired bedwedding hippie too?
[03:15:01]  I'm sure you are.
[03:15:02]  That's why you want me to play that video, huh?
[03:15:05]  Huh?
[03:15:05]  You one of these goddamn long-haired bedwedding hippies that, oh, we shouldn't have went to Vietnam.
[03:15:14]  Hey, let me tell you something about Vietnam, okay?
[03:15:17]  People can talk anything they want about the Vietnam War, but take a look at Vietnam now.
[03:15:23]  Vietnam works for us.
[03:15:25]  Vietnam manufactures products for us now.
[03:15:29]  All right, how do you like them apples?
[03:15:31]  Huh?
[03:15:32]  How many Vietnamese dead?
[03:15:33]  What?
[03:15:34]  400,000, 500,000 Vietnamese dead?
[03:15:37]  Huh?
[03:15:37]  So that they can be our manufacturer.
[03:15:40]  How you like them apples, baby, huh?
[03:15:45]  So all you sons of bitches that are out here talking about Vietnam fucking nab, take a look at Vietnam now, baby.
[03:15:52]  Vietnam now is making our products.
[03:15:54]  All right, they're making our products now, boy.
[03:15:57]  So just sit there and shut your mouth.
[03:16:01]  All right, go shut your goddamn mouth.
[03:16:03]  They're making our goddamn, uh, uh, they're making our goddamn clothing and textiles and all that other shit.
[03:16:10]  Have you taken a look at some of these some of the clothing?
[03:16:14]  Made in Vietnam.
[03:16:16]  Made in Vietnam.
[03:16:19]  All right, let's get to CloudZach.
[03:16:22]  Cloud Zach requested this one.
[03:16:25]  This next video, he paid 12 buckers to play it.
[03:16:28]  This is Cloud Zach.
[03:16:31]  This is his.
[03:16:31]  Go ahead and play it.
[03:16:32]  Cloud Zach. is powerful food for myself.
[03:16:49]  We're going to take every tool we have available.
[03:16:51]  Tape recorders, cameras, handheld MASH POTATOES What is this crap?
[03:17:04]  Brian Donna and I went into the people's church where there's been reports of the people's shadows and to the people's voices.
[03:17:13]  One theory suggests that when spirits attempt to manifest in an area, they look for an energy source from which to draw.
[03:17:18]  WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING, DUDE?
[03:17:20]  ...for the possibility that activity is about to occur.
[03:17:23]  I mean, this is how I'm fucking spending my Friday night, man.
[03:17:26]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:17:28]  How many of you are in here?
[03:17:29]  Over 90 get this.
[03:17:32]  Get this crap out of here for heaven's sake, man.
[03:17:35]  And to think, this is how I'm spending my Friday night for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:17:42]  Made in Vietnam on the bodies of 58,000 dead Americans.
[03:17:46]  Shut up and two legs from Texas.
[03:17:48]  You shut up a bitch!
[03:17:49]  Shut up!
[03:17:51]  Speaking of Bohemian Grove, didn't someone confront Bill Clinton about it while he was making a speech and he dodged the question and had the dude be escorted out of the room by the security guards?
[03:18:00]  That is correct.
[03:18:01]  That should really say something.
[03:18:03]  I'll tell you what he said.
[03:18:04]  Bill Clinton said, You're talking about Bohemian Grove?
[03:18:08]  Isn't that where all them Republicans stand butt naked against some redwood trees?
[03:18:13]  I've never been to Bohemian Grove.
[03:18:15]  Boy, that's what he said.
[03:18:16]  You know, he's trying to make it a Republican thing, even though, you know, there's plenty of Democrats, plenty of all kinds of people that, you know, patronize Bohemian Grove.
[03:18:27]  And if y'all don't know what Bohemian Grove is, well, you know, maybe you shouldn't.
[03:18:31]  Maybe you shouldn't know.
[03:18:32]  Anyway, let's go ahead.
[03:18:35]  The N-wordler.
[03:18:36]  The N-wordler requested this one.
[03:18:38]  What is this?
[03:18:41]  Hold on.
[03:18:42]  Hold on.
[03:18:42]  What is this?
[03:18:45]  Hold on.
[03:18:47]  is this crap i don't understand what What the hell is this?
[03:18:55]  Hold on.
[03:18:56]  N-wordler.
[03:18:57]  What is this?
[03:18:58]  Put the PC shot.
[03:19:19]  What the f**k am I watching dude?
[03:19:23]  What the f**k am I watching?
[03:19:32]  All right.
[03:19:33]  I don't know what the hell.
[03:19:34]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[03:19:35]  I don't even want to know what that is.
[03:19:38]  All right, the N-wordler.
[03:19:40]  I don't even know what the hell that is, for heaven's sake.
[03:19:44]  I mean, what is that?
[03:19:45]  Some abused woman tarped with a goddamn blanket after getting her brains bashed in by some Arab because she didn't accept the Quran or something.
[03:19:56]  What is that?
[03:19:59]  Freaky fucking Arabs.
[03:20:01]  All right, here's the classy skeleton.
[03:20:04]  The classy skeleton requested this one right here.
[03:20:07]  Let's see what the classy skeleton is requested.
[03:20:11]  What is this?
[03:20:13]  Are you kidding me?
[03:20:16]  Are you because I said burrito, you asshole, you did this?
[03:20:23]  Huh?
[03:20:23]  The classy skeleton?
[03:20:24]  Look at this.
[03:20:25]  Look at this crap.
[03:20:26]  Dog eats bean burrito.
[03:20:29]  This is Bubba.
[03:20:31]  And this is a bean burrito from Taco Bell.
[03:20:34]  Let's see if Bubba wants a bean burrito.
[03:20:36]  Gonna get it?
[03:20:38]  Gone.
[03:20:39]  Oh, my God.
[03:20:39]  Good boy, Bubba.
[03:20:43]  Oh, my God.
[03:20:46]  I mean, who in the hell feeds their dogs bean burritos?
[03:20:50]  And especially bean burritos from Taco Goddamn Bell?
[03:20:55]  I mean, good God.
[03:20:56]  I could only imagine the kinds of humongous, disgusting, mushy turds that that dog has taken and the smell of the farts of that damn much.
[03:21:07]  I can only imagine, for Christ's sake.
[03:21:09]  Anyway, this next one was requested by Marshall Brunsy.
[03:21:14]  Marshall Brunsy requests this.
[03:21:17]  Again?
[03:21:19]  Here's another load, my dude.
[03:21:20]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming.
[03:21:24]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:21:26]  I'm almost scared to see what this first video of this fucking freak is.
[03:21:29]  What is this?
[03:21:32]  Oh, my God, no.
[03:21:37]  Oh, my God, no.
[03:21:40]  There's this one, too.
[03:21:41]  No, listen, I don't want any more goddamn 12 buckers, dude.
[03:21:46]  That's enough.
[03:21:46]  I'm almost done with these craps.
[03:21:49]  Yeah, Templeton burrito, real funny asshole.
[03:21:53]  All right, who is this?
[03:21:54]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:21:57]  What is this?
[03:21:58]  Hold on.
[03:22:03]  Jesus Christ.
[03:22:04]  What is this?
[03:22:05]  A typical fucking internet user?
[03:22:11]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:12]  What a waste of life.
[03:22:14]  I mean, why do people like this even need to exist?
[03:22:16]  What's it like to be?
[03:22:18]  I mean, seriously, why do people like this even need to exist?
[03:22:21]  Look at this useless eater.
[03:22:23]  Yeah, I mean, you can just tell this is a useless human being.
[03:22:27]  Why do people like this even need to fucking exit?
[03:22:29]  Please choke.
[03:22:31]  Please choke and do everybody a fucking favor and leave.
[03:22:35]  Don't you worry about it.
[03:22:36]  All right.
[03:22:37]  You know, this is disgusting, dude.
[03:22:40]  I mean, no wonder everybody hates America.
[03:22:42]  I mean, look at this.
[03:22:43]  And, you know, I guarantee you, this fat son of a...
[03:22:45]  He's got back tits.
[03:22:47]  Has he got back tits?
[03:22:50]  I guarantee you, this son of a bitch is going to claim he's poor.
[03:22:54]  This is poor in America, folks.
[03:22:55]  All right?
[03:22:57]  This is the Poe in America, all right?
[03:22:59]  And whenever you hear about, oh, I'm poor in America, this is it right here.
[03:23:03]  This is the poor in America, folks.
[03:23:06]  This is why people hate America right here.
[03:23:09]  It's going to be a long night, dude.
[03:23:12]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:23:13]  Look, I'm going to.
[03:23:17]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[03:23:21]  I don't want to do these, dude.
[03:23:23]  I'm here with you idiots on a fucking Friday, man.
[03:23:28]  I don't want to do this shit, man!
[03:23:36]  I'm almost done with these, dude.
[03:23:37]  Just leave me alone, dude.
[03:23:39]  All right.
[03:23:39]  I've been here for fucking three hours and 23 minutes doing this shit.
[03:23:45]  Enough!

=== Three Hours Hate Enemy Content (12:42) ===

[03:23:48]  Enough!
[03:23:51]  And shut up, Marshall Brunsy.
[03:23:53]  You're an idiot.
[03:23:56]  All right, who's next?
[03:23:57]  Oh, German the pansexual frog.
[03:24:00]  Oh, that's great.
[03:24:03]  That's great.
[03:24:04]  Germit the pansexual frog requested this one.
[03:24:07]  What is this?
[03:24:09]  Hold on.
[03:24:09]  Let me make sure this isn't some sick twisted garbage.
[03:24:14]  All right.
[03:24:15]  Well, it is kind of sick, twisted garbage, but I mean, why in the hell would you request this, German, the pansexual frog?
[03:24:22]  What is this?
[03:24:23]  It's the freaking Columbine kids.
[03:24:26]  It's the freaking Columbine kids.
[03:24:29]  No, you goddamn piece of punk ass shit.
[03:24:32]  Do not mess with that freaking kid.
[03:24:35]  If you do, I will rip off your goddamn head.
[03:24:38]  But so far up your freaking ass, you'll be coughing up gender for four freaking months.
[03:24:44]  Look, I don't care what you say.
[03:24:47]  If you ever touch my kid, I will freaking kill you.
[03:24:50]  Just up the 12 buckers already.
[03:24:52]  Supply and demand.
[03:24:54]  Quantity demanded exceeds quantity supplied.
[03:24:59]  What was that anonymous?
[03:25:00]  Just up the 12 buckers already.
[03:25:02]  Supply and demand.
[03:25:03]  Quantity demand exceeds quantity supplied.
[03:25:08]  Look, next Monday, these 12 buckers are definitely going up, dude.
[03:25:14]  I mean, I can't do this all night.
[03:25:17]  I can't keep doing this all night, dude.
[03:25:19]  And, you know, you guys are being dicks.
[03:25:21]  You keep putting these 12 buckers up and it's all kinds of sick, twisted nonsense.
[03:25:26]  And I'm tired of this, dude.
[03:25:28]  I'm tired of you people doing this to me, man.
[03:25:30]  All right.
[03:25:31]  I'm not joking.
[03:25:32]  I've spent three hours and almost 30 minutes doing this shit and it pisses me off.
[03:25:38]  All right.
[03:25:39]  I mean, I've got tens of thousands of people that want to listen to this show for the fucking financial insight, for the political and social commentary, all right?
[03:25:52]  Not to watch a bunch of stupid videos, all right?
[03:25:55]  And a bunch of sick videos at that.
[03:25:57]  You guys are sick.
[03:25:59]  You guys are goddamn sick.
[03:26:03]  For Christ's sake, you're sick.
[03:26:07]  All right, who is what is this?
[03:26:09]  All right, Marshall Brunsy.
[03:26:12]  Marshall Burnsey just requested this.
[03:26:15]  What is this?
[03:26:16]  Hold on, what is this crap?
[03:26:17]  Wow.
[03:26:17]  I really like the idea of using a blockchain for supply chain management.
[03:26:22]  I'd love to know where my food and products really come from.
[03:26:25]  Time to do some in-depth research.
[03:26:44]  What the fuck is this?
[03:27:11]  Keep sucking this mega monster pop.
[03:27:13]  Oh my god, turn this shit off.
[03:27:25]  Turn it off for Christ's sake, man.
[03:27:27]  Turn it off.
[03:27:31]  Oh, my God.
[03:27:34]  Oh, my God.
[03:27:37]  Man, that's fucking gross, dude.
[03:27:39]  Let me hurry.
[03:27:40]  I don't want to fucking spend any more time on this.
[03:27:42]  All right, this is the N-Wordled.
[03:27:44]  N-wordled over here requested this, the N-Wordled, all right?
[03:27:48]  What is this?
[03:27:51]  What the fuck are you?
[03:27:52]  What is this?
[03:27:55]  What is this, N-Wordled?
[03:27:56]  What is this crap?
[03:28:05]  What the f**k is this?
[03:28:13]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:14]  N-wordled, what is this?
[03:28:17]  Is this some kind of a hybrid humanoid animal or something?
[03:28:21]  Is this some kind of a hybrid humanoid?
[03:28:26]  All right, I've had enough of this.
[03:28:27]  All right, that's enough.
[03:28:28]  All right, that's it.
[03:28:29]  That's what that, you know, them Arabs, they like to fuck goats and all that.
[03:28:33]  That's probably a consequence of that.
[03:28:35]  And hey, whoever the hell donated the three buckers is ghosts, I'm raising the 12 buckers.
[03:28:41]  You can thank my friend Cole Acorn for this shit.
[03:28:45]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:28:46]  Man, I'm almost done, dude.
[03:28:48]  Please stop these 12 buckers, man.
[03:28:50]  I'm almost fucking done.
[03:28:53]  I'm almost done.
[03:28:55]  Stop this shit already, man.
[03:28:57]  I'm tired of this.
[03:28:58]  I'm tired.
[03:29:00]  I am tired of doing these goddamn 12 buckers.
[03:29:03]  I am fucking tired.
[03:29:04]  All right, please just, that's enough, okay?
[03:29:07]  That's a goddamn enough.
[03:29:11]  Who's next, man?
[03:29:12]  The classy skeleton.
[03:29:14]  The classy skeleton.
[03:29:16]  All right.
[03:29:16]  Here's his request for a 12-bucker here.
[03:29:19]  What is this?
[03:29:20]  It's an exciting.
[03:29:21]  Oh, it's a damn ad.
[03:29:22]  Ah, damn it.
[03:29:23]  Hold on.
[03:29:23]  Hold on.
[03:29:24]  Damn it.
[03:29:24]  It's a damn ad.
[03:29:27]  Oh, fuck.
[03:29:30]  Fucking enemy, for Christ's sake.
[03:29:32]  The classy skeleton.
[03:29:34]  Fucking enemy.
[03:29:35]  I hate Enemy, I fucking hate Enemy.
[03:29:43]  And you idiots, you keep fucking donating these 12 buckers thinking all right, thinking that I'm even gonna give a crap about.
[03:29:51]  Oh Anime, so good, Enemy's great.
[03:29:54]  Look at this crap.
[03:29:57]  Look at this garbage.
[03:30:02]  Look at this goddamn cartoon girl fetish crap that I need something.
[03:30:25]  This goddamn.
[03:30:26]  I like you cause you got that something that I need in my life.
[03:30:32]  All right, we get to.
[03:30:34]  I mean, what the fuck is up with you people.
[03:30:37]  And this cartoon fetish dude?
[03:30:39]  I mean, it's not healthy.
[03:30:40]  You know that.
[03:30:41]  That's why you're sitting here on a Friday night and after this show you're gonna be on some pornographic website.
[03:30:48]  You know, making it with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
[03:30:52]  For Christ's sake man, you fart fragrant.
[03:30:55]  Expert loving monkey, spanking pud, pulling squirrel fisting butt dart playing jeuhoody, jawboning.
[03:31:03]  Piece of pecker shaft fetish, having trash.
[03:31:07]  Jesus Christ man, give me my beer, all right.
[03:31:16]  This next one is by Marshall Burnsy again, all right.
[03:31:23]  Marshall Burnsey again requested another video, and I can only imagine what the hell this sick twisted crap is.
[03:31:33]  What is this?
[03:31:37]  What the hell is this?
[03:31:38]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:31:40]  I just want to make sure this isn't some sick garbage.
[03:31:42]  You know then anyway uh, I don't even know.
[03:31:48]  Marshall Burnsy requested this.
[03:31:50]  What is this, Marshall Burnsey?
[03:31:56]  I sure hope that nobody goes in my bug today.
[03:31:59]  It's still so sore from last night.
[03:32:01]  What?
[03:32:04]  Oh no he he, ha ha ha.
[03:32:08]  I've been craving some poop.
[03:32:09]  I can't find my poop dealer anywhere and it's been six hours since I last tasted some delicious poop.
[03:32:16]  Oh god man, oh my god, I just can't control myself.
[03:32:22]  I've got to grow to find the poop.
[03:32:27]  Oh my god, what the fuck?
[03:32:34]  Why would anybody animate this?
[03:32:37]  In what bowels of the brain do you concoct this?
[03:32:43]  All right, you know what?
[03:32:44]  All right, you know what?
[03:32:45]  This is fucking sick, dude.
[03:32:47]  I mean, you know what.
[03:32:52]  I'm not even gonna comment on this.
[03:32:53]  I've got one more goddamn 12 bucker left and I'm done so.
[03:32:57]  I'm not even gonna comment on that sick shit.
[03:32:59]  All right.
[03:33:00]  But for you even knowing that, for you even wanting to watch that, for you even to have that on your history, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[03:33:07]  All right, Marshall Burnsy, I mean, I can already tell you're a sick son of a bitch.
[03:33:11]  For the last donos you've done, all right.
[03:33:15]  This is the last one by the classy Skeleton.
[03:33:18]  The classy Skeleton is uh, hooking this.
[03:33:20]  What the hold on?
[03:33:21]  What is this?
[03:33:23]  The classy skeleton.
[03:33:24]  This is real classy of you.
[03:33:26]  All right.
[03:33:27]  All right.
[03:33:27]  This is real classy of the classy skeleton.
[03:33:29]  Take a look at this.
[03:33:31]  Take a look at this by the classy skeleton.
[03:33:38]  I'm tired.
[03:33:53]  Man, look at the jowls on this son of a bitch.
[03:33:58]  Look at the chompers on this fool.
[03:34:04]  All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
[03:34:06]  I mean, you know, you know, just some ghetto-fied thug goon with the most disgusting chompers I have ever seen in my damn life.
[03:34:16]  All right.
[03:34:17]  Oh, man.
[03:34:18]  No, I was already done.
[03:34:20]  Damn it, Khabib.
[03:34:23]  I was already done.
[03:34:26]  I was already goddamn done.
[03:34:27]  I didn't want another 12-bucker obligating me to another fucking YouTube video for Christ's sake, man.
[03:34:34]  All right, I'm done with this crap.
[03:34:36]  I've been on here for an hour.
[03:34:38]  Three hours and 33 minutes doing this stuff.
[03:34:42]  Let me hurry up.
[03:34:43]  I just want to get done with this shit, man.
[03:34:45]  I'm so done with this garbage.
[03:34:47]  I can't believe I'm doing this on a fucking Friday night, dude.
[03:34:50]  You know, I can't believe I'm doing this on a fucking Friday night, for heaven's sake.
[03:34:55]  And hold on, what is this?
[03:34:56]  Khabib, what the hell did you just request?
[03:35:00]  What the hell is this?
[03:35:03]  Man, Khabib, you're a sick son of a bitch, Khabib.
[03:35:07]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:35:09]  Look at this. This is horrible.
[03:35:27]  This is God damn horrible. This is absolutely horrible.
[03:35:52]  You know what, Khabib?
[03:35:53]  You're a sick son of a bitch.
[03:35:55]  You know that?
[03:35:55]  All right, get this out of here.
[03:35:57]  All right.
[03:35:58]  You're a goddamn sick, anti-Semitic son of a bitch there, Khabib.
[03:36:02]  I can't believe you.
[03:36:03]  I cannot fucking believe you, man.
[03:36:06]  Oh, my God.
[03:36:07]  All right, look, I'm done with the 12 buckers, okay?
[03:36:11]  I am done with these 12 buckers.
[03:36:14]  I mean, that's enough.
[03:36:14]  I'm done.
[03:36:15]  I've already been doing this for what?
[03:36:16]  For three hours and 35 fucking minutes, all right?
[03:36:19]  Enough.
[03:36:22]  I'm going to take this chug of this beer, okay?
[03:36:25]  And then I'm going to take a break because I've been here for three hours and 35 minutes.
[03:36:29]  No fucking break.

=== Summoned Satan Pet Mexican Break (03:57) ===

[03:36:31]  And I keep telling you, who does that on a stream, baby?
[03:36:34]  Huh?
[03:36:35]  Fucking three hours and 35 minutes of continuous content, baby.
[03:36:40]  I mean, high-energy content here.
[03:36:43]  All right.
[03:36:44]  I am the YouTube streaming.
[03:36:47]  I am the future of YouTube streaming, for heaven's sake, man.
[03:36:52]  I'm not down with Twitch.
[03:36:53]  We ain't never going to go to Twitch.
[03:36:54]  All right.
[03:36:55]  Twitch is for a bitch.
[03:36:57]  All right.
[03:36:58]  Twitches are for bitches.
[03:37:00]  All right.
[03:37:00]  That's all I got to say to that.
[03:37:01]  All right.
[03:37:03]  That's all I got to say to that.
[03:37:04]  Give me my drink.
[03:37:11]  All right.
[03:37:12]  Now, what I'm going to do here, folks, is I'm going to take a break.
[03:37:16]  That's right.
[03:37:17]  I want to take me a goddamn break because I've been boozing.
[03:37:22]  I've been drinking.
[03:37:22]  Evanson.
[03:37:23]  Oh, Christ!
[03:37:25]  Happy Baller Friday.
[03:37:26]  It's the pet Mexican.
[03:37:28]  Speaking of esoteric Satanism, why don't you bring in Satan and let these trolls have a preaching from hell?
[03:37:34]  Also, have this music playing in the background for dramatic effect.
[03:37:38]  Cheers.
[03:37:39]  Hey, it's good to hear from the pet Mexican.
[03:37:41]  If y'all don't know who my pet Mexican is, there he is.
[03:37:45]  Cheers to the pet Mexican.
[03:37:46]  I'll go ahead and play this last video for the pet Mexican.
[03:37:50]  And he wants me to summon Satan.
[03:37:52]  We had just summoned Satan.
[03:37:54]  We had just summoned Satan, but you want me to summon him again?
[03:37:57]  Well, go ahead.
[03:37:59]  Just for my pet Mexican.
[03:38:01]  Cheers to my pet Mexican, all right?
[03:38:05]  Go ahead and play the music.
[03:38:07]  Satan, are you there?
[03:38:08]  Yes, I am here, ghost.
[03:38:11]  All right, we're gonna go ahead and play some music and go ahead and preach to these damn trolls.
[03:38:16]  All right, preach to these trolls, Satan.
[03:38:19]  Yes, it is I, Satan, and I will tell all of you that you will bow to me.
[03:38:27]  You will pray to me, the Dark Lord, Satan.
[03:38:31]  That is correct.
[03:38:32]  So you shall bow to me and do it now.
[03:38:36]  Do it now! I am the Dark Lord!
[03:38:52]  I am Satan.
[03:38:55]  I own this world.
[03:38:57]  So you shall bow to me!
[03:38:59]  Ha ha ha ha ha!
[03:39:02]  Wa ha ha ha ha ha!
[03:39:05]  Crick your finger, it is done!
[03:39:08]  The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
[03:39:12]  Angel has spread its wings.
[03:39:14]  The time has come for better things.
[03:39:17]  Grick your finger, it is done.
[03:39:20]  The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
[03:39:23]  Angel has spread its wings.
[03:39:26]  The time has come for better things.
[03:39:32]  That's right, trolls.
[03:39:34]  Keep giving me your energy.
[03:39:37]  Keep doing the evil deeds that you're doing.
[03:39:41]  I'm doing the ill-willed and the ill-minded because it gives me energy and I like it.
[03:39:57]  That's right.
[03:39:59]  Keep giving me your evil energy.
[03:40:03]  Keep the evil flowing free!
[03:40:07]  HA HA HA HA!
[03:40:09]  MAMMU MAMMU MASSAS!
[03:40:17]  HA HA HA HA HA!
[03:40:23]  Alright, that's about enough.
[03:40:26]  Thank you, the pet Mexican.
[03:40:27]  I appreciate it.

=== Gay Porn Stars Useless Eaters (05:03) ===

[03:40:28]  Wait, wait, we got one more for Christ's sake.
[03:40:31]  I just summoned Satan.
[03:40:32]  You want one more for Christ's sake?
[03:40:35]  You want one more?
[03:40:39]  All right, one more.
[03:40:41]  And it's by Marshall Brunsy or Burnsy or whatever the hell your name is for Christ's sake.
[03:40:46]  Marshall Burns.
[03:40:47]  Oh, Christ.
[03:40:48]  No.
[03:40:49]  Here y'all go, Satan.
[03:40:51]  Have fun with this one, winking face.
[03:40:53]  For fuck's sake, man, enough.
[03:40:58]  Jesus Christ, Marshall Burnsey.
[03:41:00]  All right, what is this?
[03:41:02]  Hold on.
[03:41:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:41:03]  Hold on.
[03:41:03]  What is oh no?
[03:41:06]  Oh my god.
[03:41:09]  Why do people like this even need to exist?
[03:41:13]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:41:14]  This is an absolute serious question.
[03:41:18]  All right, why do people like this even need to exist anyway?
[03:41:22]  Marshall Burnsey requested this.
[03:41:25]  Look at this idiot.
[03:41:26]  Look at him.
[03:41:27]  Gross glow.
[03:41:30]  Fucking my own baked bean chili fry glutton plate.
[03:41:34]  Ha ha ha.
[03:41:35]  Look at all them fucking beans all over the fucking fries.
[03:41:41]  Big ass massive mountain of fucking beans and fries.
[03:41:46]  And it's not done yet.
[03:41:49]  Not until I fucking slop some big ass.
[03:41:52]  A nice efficiency apartment.
[03:41:54]  Put some mayonnaise on it.
[03:41:56]  Oh, look at this.
[03:41:59]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:03]  Man, I'm telling you, people are starving in the world today.
[03:42:06]  People are starving in the world.
[03:42:09]  And we've got assholes like.
[03:42:14]  This is welfare right here.
[03:42:15]  This is where our welfare dollars are going right here.
[03:42:18]  Look at that.
[03:42:20]  Fucking two pounds of fries, a pound and a half of baked beans and chili, and about a half pound of fucking mayonnaise.
[03:42:30]  All right, you know what?
[03:42:31]  That's enough.
[03:42:32]  I don't even want to see this.
[03:42:33]  This is what welfare does, folks.
[03:42:35]  All right.
[03:42:36]  This is what happens when you pass out EBT cards.
[03:42:39]  This is what happens when you give out welfare.
[03:42:42]  This right here, turning somebody into a completely useless eater.
[03:42:46]  Look at this piece of trash.
[03:42:48]  Look at this complete, useless piece of garbage.
[03:42:51]  This useless eater.
[03:42:55]  No contribution to society whatsoever, man.
[03:42:58]  Nothing.
[03:42:59]  Instead of turning perfectly good food into shit.
[03:43:02]  All right.
[03:43:03]  That's what these people do.
[03:43:04]  All right.
[03:43:05]  They turn perfectly good food into shit.
[03:43:07]  And you know, the ironic thing is, is that the shit that they take has more of a contribution to this earth than their existence.
[03:43:15]  Because at least shit fertilizes the earth.
[03:43:19]  All right.
[03:43:20]  It inspires and creates new vegetation for heaven's sake.
[03:43:25]  Oh my God.
[03:43:26]  All right.
[03:43:26]  What else do we have here for heaven's sake?
[03:43:28]  This is the classy skeleton again.
[03:43:33]  The classy skeleton again.
[03:43:35]  All right.
[03:43:36]  What is this, the classy skeleton?
[03:43:37]  What the hell are you requesting?
[03:43:40]  Oh my God, no.
[03:43:43]  Oh my god.
[03:43:44]  No.
[03:43:45]  Do you like blueberries?
[03:43:47]  Can you fucking stop with the 12 buckers, man?
[03:43:50]  I'm not kidding.
[03:43:53]  I'm not kidding.
[03:43:59]  Oh my God.
[03:44:00]  Look, here's the classy skeleton.
[03:44:01]  Look at this.
[03:44:02]  10 hottest gay porn stars.
[03:44:05]  Can you believe this?
[03:44:05]  Look at this.
[03:44:08]  Oh my God.
[03:44:12]  Oh my God.
[03:44:12]  This dude, really?
[03:44:14]  Oh my God.
[03:44:14]  This guy already looks like he's got a pause hole.
[03:44:17]  Are you kidding me?
[03:44:18]  This guy?
[03:44:19]  Oh, God.
[03:44:20]  Good God.
[03:44:22]  Horrible, huh?
[03:44:23]  Sean Ford?
[03:44:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:44:35]  Ah, good God.
[03:44:38]  That looks like aesthetic.
[03:44:41]  That looks like aesthetic.
[03:44:47]  Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
[03:44:49]  But it's this Jared Shaw.
[03:44:55]  I mean, these are gay porn stars, dude.
[03:45:00]  You know what?
[03:45:01]  I've had enough.
[03:45:02]  These are disgusting-looking dudes.
[03:45:04]  You know that?
[03:45:05]  These are disgusting-looking dudes.
[03:45:06]  These are gay porn stars, dude.
[03:45:08]  Seriously?
[03:45:10]  These are disgusting-looking human specimen, dude.
[03:45:13]  I mean, I thought, you know, gay porn stars would be a little better looking than that, dude.
[03:45:19]  Anyway, let's move on.
[03:45:20]  All right.
[03:45:21]  That boy.
[03:45:23]  That boy over here requested this one over here.
[03:45:25]  Whatever, that boy.
[03:45:27]  Do I like blueberries?
[03:45:29]  What the hell is that?

=== Epic Blueberry Fail Disgusting Dudes (13:51) ===

[03:45:32]  Hold on.
[03:45:32]  I don't want to.
[03:45:36]  What is this?
[03:45:39]  Epic blueberry fail.
[03:45:41]  I don't understand.
[03:45:42]  Hold on.
[03:45:43]  What is this?
[03:45:45]  Epic blueberry fail.
[03:45:46]  What is this?
[03:45:50]  You forgot blueberries.
[03:45:52]  I said blueberries.
[03:45:55]  Blueberries.
[03:45:56]  Blueberries.
[03:45:57]  Oh!
[03:46:00]  Oh, no.
[03:46:02]  Oh, all right.
[03:46:04]  That's enough.
[03:46:05]  All right.
[03:46:05]  Shut up.
[03:46:07]  All right, that boy.
[03:46:09]  I mean, why the hell would you request something like that, dude?
[03:46:13]  Why the hell?
[03:46:14]  Oh, no!
[03:46:17]  No more!
[03:46:22]  God damn it!
[03:46:24]  I'm sick of these 12 fuckers, man!
[03:46:27]  No more!
[03:46:32]  No more, please, man.
[03:46:33]  I mean, just please stop, dude.
[03:46:36]  Please stop.
[03:46:40]  Jesus Christ, this is anonymous.
[03:46:42]  This is one that was requested by anonymous.
[03:46:45]  All right, what is this?
[03:46:48]  Oh, no.
[03:46:49]  More anime bullshit.
[03:46:51]  All right.
[03:46:52]  More anime bullshit.
[03:46:54]  Look, I don't care.
[03:46:56]  But what is this?
[03:46:58]  When will new autographs be for sale?
[03:47:00]  Well, I'm glad you brought that up, Free Tibet, because what I'm planning on doing this Memorial Day weekend is I'm going to take the top five donators.
[03:47:11]  You know, I'd make it seven.
[03:47:12]  The top seven donators that we have had up to this point, and I'm going to email them probably Sunday or Monday.
[03:47:20]  And I'm going to ask for their autographs because I'm going to send them free new autographs.
[03:47:24]  New autographs.
[03:47:27]  I'm going to send them the free new autographs for appreciation for, you know, hooking it up.
[03:47:34]  All right.
[03:47:35]  So, and I don't know when I'm going to sell.
[03:47:37]  I don't know if I'm going to sell autographs.
[03:47:39]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[03:47:40]  All right.
[03:47:42]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[03:47:43]  I mean, you know, I've got some merch on ghost.market.
[03:47:47]  If y'all want to go check that out.
[03:47:49]  I mean, but other than that, I'm not big on merch.
[03:47:54]  You know, I'm going to go ahead and just go ahead and just hook up the autographs to the top seven donators.
[03:48:03]  And then after I send it to them, maybe I'll do something.
[03:48:07]  I don't know, dude.
[03:48:08]  I don't know, man.
[03:48:09]  I don't know.
[03:48:09]  We'll see.
[03:48:10]  But the top seven donators are definitely getting one.
[03:48:13]  Absolutely free.
[03:48:14]  I'm going to mail it personally.
[03:48:16]  And you want me to name the top seven?
[03:48:18]  I'll name the top seven by their little troll names.
[03:48:22]  I will name the top seven on ghost.report.
[03:48:25]  Okay.
[03:48:26]  I'll put that probably by tomorrow before the Saturday Night Troll Show, just so that everybody knows who the top seven.
[03:48:35]  Remember, I'm going to put your goddamn little freak show, little name.
[03:48:39]  So whatever your name is for the time being, by tomorrow, whatever your damn little troll name is when you donate, that's what I'm going to do.
[03:48:47]  All right.
[03:48:47]  So it is what it is.
[03:48:48]  All right.
[03:48:50]  So anyway, Jesus Christ.
[03:48:55]  Anonymous, right?
[03:48:56]  I got to do an anonymous one, or did I already do anonymous?
[03:48:59]  All right.
[03:49:01]  Did I already do anonymous?
[03:49:02]  Oh, yeah.
[03:49:03]  No, I'm doing anonymouses now.
[03:49:04]  That's what I'm doing.
[03:49:05]  All right.
[03:49:06]  More goddamn anime crap.
[03:49:10]  All right.
[03:49:11]  More anime crap.
[03:49:14]  Anyway, let's go ahead and let's do this.
[03:49:16]  Let's go ahead.
[03:49:17]  Put it on.
[03:49:17]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:49:19]  It is A fucking weed.
[03:49:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:49:32]  Talk to me in American.
[03:49:34]  All right.
[03:49:34]  I don't want to see subtitles.
[03:49:36]  Talk to me in American.
[03:49:42]  I'm not speaking this immigrant's language.
[03:49:45]  All right.
[03:49:45]  I'm not speaking this immigrant's language.
[03:49:47]  I don't get it for Christ's sake.
[03:49:49]  All right.
[03:49:50]  I don't get what this immigrant is saying, for heaven's sake.
[03:49:54]  Okay, good.
[03:49:55]  As long as it's not a 12-bucker, dude.
[03:49:58]  As long as it's not a 12-bucker.
[03:50:00]  Hey, patiently wailing, calling it a night.
[03:50:02]  Have a good night, ghost, in the chat.
[03:50:04]  Thank you very much.
[03:50:05]  All right.
[03:50:07]  Thank you very much.
[03:50:08]  All right, let's go ahead and, all right.
[03:50:12]  Listen.
[03:50:13]  All right.
[03:50:13]  I need to take a break.
[03:50:15]  I've been on here straight three hours and 50 minutes.
[03:50:19]  Fuck.
[03:50:21]  You're never really done.
[03:50:22]  We're all stuck here for a while.
[03:50:24]  Fuck you, Weena.
[03:50:25]  Fuck you.
[03:50:26]  Wake up.
[03:50:29]  Fuck you guys, man.
[03:50:30]  I mean, I'm tired of these fucking 12 buckers.
[03:50:33]  Are you doing this because you know I'm going to raise the price on these 12 buckers by Monday?
[03:50:38]  Huh?
[03:50:39]  You know that.
[03:50:39]  I'm going to raise the price on these sons of bitches, man.
[03:50:42]  tired of this shit! I'm tired of this shit! I'm tired of this shit!
[03:50:49]  Fucking wiener.
[03:50:50]  And who the hell's Gino X1987?
[03:50:52]  Ah, fucking hell.
[03:50:56]  Fuck you, man.
[03:50:57]  All right.
[03:50:58]  Fuck you.
[03:50:59]  Hold on.
[03:50:59]  Who is this?
[03:51:01]  Oh, yeah, Weena.
[03:51:02]  Of course, you would request this Weena one actual because you're a fruiter.
[03:51:06]  Go ahead.
[03:51:07]  Right.
[03:51:08]  Extra noses, pounces on you, ooh, ooh, you so warm.
[03:51:11]  Couldn't help but notice your balls from across the floor.
[03:51:14]  Noses, you're nicky-wicky-toe-mer-toe-hee-hee.
[03:51:18]  Unzips your baggy, his panto, baby, you so must be taken.
[03:51:21]  Take me home, pet me, and make me yours.
[03:51:22]  And don't forget to stop me.
[03:51:24]  See me like my widow baby tail for your bulgey bulky kisses and lickings your neck.
[03:51:29]  I hope daddy like youzzles and wuzzles your chest.
[03:51:32]  I be getting fishing.
[03:51:34]  This is fucking cringe.
[03:51:35]  Do you think you can help me?
[03:51:37]  Only seven inches long.
[03:51:39]  Please adopt me.
[03:51:43]  All right, you know, that's enough.
[03:51:45]  You know, Weena, you don't think there's something wrong with this stupid little parody fucking rap song with a with a goddamn anime?
[03:51:54]  This fucking, it sounds like a kid, dude.
[03:51:57]  It sounds like a kid.
[03:51:59]  There's something wrong with you people if you think that that is like, I don't know, cute or you like it or any of that shit.
[03:52:06]  Oh, Christ.
[03:52:07]  Ghost Aki, when will you bring him back to the show?
[03:52:10]  I want to hear his economic insight into the Chinese Tarif War.
[03:52:16]  Man, Tim McCrab, look, I don't want to do any more of these, dude.
[03:52:19]  Please stop fucking donating the fucking $12.
[03:52:21]  I'm not fucking kidding around.
[03:52:23]  I'm sick of this shit.
[03:52:24]  I've been on here for almost four hours.
[03:52:26]  I don't want to do any more of this crap.
[03:52:31]  Who the hell is this?
[03:52:32]  Pen 15 Fingers requested this one.
[03:52:35]  Pen 15 Fingers.
[03:52:38]  All right, hold on.
[03:52:39]  What is this?
[03:52:39]  I got to make sure that this isn't some sick maniac garbage, you know, porno or hold on.
[03:52:50]  Wait a minute.
[03:52:51]  This is kind of sick.
[03:52:51]  I'm only going to play a little bit of this.
[03:52:54]  All right, pens 15 fingers.
[03:52:56]  This is stupid.
[03:53:00]  I mean, this is so dumb.
[03:53:01]  All right, but I know that.
[03:53:03]  Bereft land.
[03:53:05]  The Raven flies Peep peep recall You and I Locha All right, you know that's enough.
[03:53:21]  All right, we get it all right, that's enough you fucking sick bastards You know fucking drawing freaking you guys are fucking sick dude.
[03:53:30]  You guys are sick.
[03:53:31]  All right, you guys are sick.
[03:53:33]  All right Tim McCrab.
[03:53:35]  All right, this is the last one I'm doing.
[03:53:36]  Tim McCrab requested this one.
[03:53:39]  All right, wait a minute.
[03:53:40]  Hold on.
[03:53:40]  Tim McCrab, what the fuck's your problem?
[03:53:44]  Tim McCrab, what?
[03:53:45]  What the fuck is this?
[03:53:49]  God damn it!
[03:53:50]  Fuck you.
[03:53:51]  Fuck you, man.
[03:53:52]  Fuck you.
[03:53:54]  Fuck you, you fucking asshole!
[03:53:57]  Ah, Jesus Christ!
[03:54:06]  Shut up, the 12-buckers show!
[03:54:08]  Shut up, asshole.
[03:54:10]  No!
[03:54:14]  Man, look, I'm fucking so sick of this shit, dude.
[03:54:18]  Play Tim McCrab's video so we can get done with this shit.
[03:54:22]  God damn it!
[03:54:24]  Put the PC shot on!
[03:54:26]  Here we go.
[03:54:27]  Without any further ado, folks, this is Mr. Fortune Cookie.
[03:54:31]  Are you there, sir?
[03:54:35]  Ah, Jesus.
[03:54:50]  You motherfuckers need to see here and understand, motherfucker.
[03:54:54]  All you motherfuckers need to understand that we own you, motherfucker.
[03:54:58]  We own America.
[03:55:00]  I don't understand why you people here talking garbage about the communist government in China.
[03:55:05]  All right, you know what?
[03:55:06]  I'm going to end this here.
[03:55:07]  You know, hey, Tim McCrab, why are you bringing up old shit?
[03:55:10]  Why are you bringing up old shit, dude?
[03:55:12]  You know, trying to make me look bad.
[03:55:14]  You know, trying to make me look like some bad person and I'm a racist or something.
[03:55:18]  Why are you bringing up that shit, dude?
[03:55:21]  Look, Marshall Burnsey, they requested this one.
[03:55:24]  This is a video by Marshall Burnsey.
[03:55:27]  All right, what is this?
[03:55:29]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:55:30]  What is this, Marshall Burnsy?
[03:55:31]  What is this shit?
[03:55:33]  Fuck what?
[03:55:35]  Also applies to Iran, North Korea, and Japan.
[03:55:41]  God damn it!
[03:55:45]  I'm fucking tired of this shit, dude.
[03:55:48]  I'm almost four hours in, man.
[03:55:52]  I haven't even taken a break.
[03:55:56]  I haven't even taken a damn break, man.
[03:56:01]  Fucking bastards, dude.
[03:56:06]  Fuck.
[03:56:09]  This is by Marshall Burnsey.
[03:56:11]  All right, here it is.
[03:56:12]  Here's Marshall Burnsy.
[03:56:17]  What the hell?
[03:56:17]  What is this?
[03:56:19]  What is this?
[03:56:19]  I hope everybody's pro is great.
[03:56:33]  And let's go ahead.
[03:56:34]  Do we got some people on the line there for radio graffiti there, engineered?
[03:56:38]  Time, baby.
[03:56:58]  I'm logging in to Sky Control by Racist tonight.
[03:57:02]  I just placed this here and there.
[03:57:03]  These folks have all of those temptations.
[03:57:09]  You hear me?
[03:57:10]  Don't talk about my brand again.
[03:57:12]  It's going to run some out there.
[03:57:14]  Moons will buy.
[03:57:15]  Hey, there's no time.
[03:57:18]  So listen to that, you're right here, let's hear it.
[03:57:31]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[03:57:33]  Once again, radio graffiti.
[03:57:35]  Let's take it from the middle.
[03:57:37]  567.
[03:57:38]  Radio graffiti.
[03:57:40]  Um, hey, ghost.
[03:57:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:57:43]  Um, I have some issues with your comments about single mothers because I'm a single mother and I don't know.
[03:57:49]  I mean, I well, you know what?
[03:57:51]  You sound like an air-headed bimbo that's probably ruining your kid's life, you stupid stick.
[03:57:55]  Get back in the kitchen and do something productive.
[03:58:02]  Stupid air-headed bimbo, for Christ's sake.
[03:58:05]  Don't sit here and waste your time with me.
[03:58:07]  Don't take care of your kids.
[03:58:09]  Get back in the kitchen.
[03:58:10]  Do something productive, you stupid stake of source.
[03:58:15]  Axeman 3315, radio graffiti.
[03:58:18]  Give the engineer a show back, you hambone.
[03:58:21]  Hey, wait a minute, you dumb asshole.
[03:58:23]  I'm the talent.
[03:58:25]  I'm the talent, you idiot.
[03:58:27]  Not the engineer.
[03:58:28]  Enough.
[03:58:29]  Stop asking for the goddamn engineer.
[03:58:31]  Enough of that crap.
[03:58:34]  508, radio graffiti.
[03:58:36]  Hey, ghost.
[03:58:37]  What's up?
[03:58:38]  What's up?
[03:58:39]  I was calling to tell you that the trolls that you have so much trouble with, they only do what they do because of the way you react.
[03:58:48]  If you learn not to get angry at them, they will stop.
[03:58:51]  Well, you know, I can't help it, man.
[03:58:54]  I can't help it, man, because they hid below the belt for Christ's sake.
[03:58:57]  You know, they piss me off.
[03:58:58]  I mean, you're not understanding, man.
[03:59:00]  These guys piss me off for Christ's sake.
[03:59:02]  It's kind of hard to sit here and ignore the type of bombardment that I get for Christ's sake, man.
[03:59:07]  It pisses me off.
[03:59:09]  Son, I try, man.
[03:59:10]  I freaking try every goddamn day I try to get it.
[03:59:13]  You know, all right.
[03:59:17]  I've had enough of this.
[03:59:18]  I've had enough, dude.
[03:59:19]  All right.
[03:59:22]  For fuck's sake, dude.

=== Goddamn Pipe Kush Addictive Stuff (14:00) ===

[03:59:24]  For fuck's sake, for fuck's sake.
[03:59:26]  I mean, man, I can't believe I'm wasting a fucking Friday night with you people.
[03:59:36]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:59:37]  I can't believe I'm doing this.
[03:59:39]  I can't believe this.
[03:59:40]  Honestly, Ghost, I hate to be that guy, but I honestly agree with the price of the 12 buckers being upped.
[03:59:45]  That's what I'm saying.
[03:59:47]  one because others have also felt people constantly donating $12 can drag the show on a bit too much.
[03:59:53]  Dude, you're telling me.
[03:59:54]  Just a thought.
[03:59:55]  That's why.
[03:59:55]  Listen, that's why I'm going to up the 12 buckers on Monday.
[03:59:59]  And now that I've made the comment that I'm going to do it, people are calling me a shecklegoblin.
[04:00:05]  People are calling me a piece of crap.
[04:00:07]  People are out here, you know, thinking that I'm some.
[04:00:11]  I don't know, dude.
[04:00:12]  I don't know.
[04:00:12]  But it's got to be done.
[04:00:14]  I don't want to raise the prices.
[04:00:16]  All right, but I've got to do it because these fucking people are just, it's just overkill, dude.
[04:00:23]  It's just complete overkill.
[04:00:26]  All right.
[04:00:27]  Not so classy skeleton.
[04:00:29]  Jesus, fuck.
[04:00:31]  Munting is when you dig up a fresh corpse.
[04:00:33]  One person goes down on corpse while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs to be forced from all orifices.
[04:00:42]  These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspy.
[04:00:48]  That's great.
[04:00:48]  That's fucking f.
[04:00:50]  Well, hold on.
[04:00:51]  What the hell is that?
[04:00:54]  Not so classy skeleton.
[04:00:56]  Are you kidding me?
[04:00:56]  You giving me the shortest video on YouTube?
[04:01:00]  Look, this is what.
[04:01:01]  This is what?
[04:01:02]  Not the classy skeleton just donated 12 bucks for.
[04:01:05]  Look at this.
[04:01:08]  Are you the shortest freaking video on YouTube?
[04:01:15]  The shortest video on YouTube.
[04:01:20]  Why?
[04:01:23]  Why?
[04:01:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:01:28]  All right.
[04:01:30]  All right.
[04:01:31]  I've got.
[04:01:32]  I've got one more left.
[04:01:33]  All right.
[04:01:33]  And that's it.
[04:01:34]  I'm fucking done with this.
[04:01:35]  I'm so done with this garbage.
[04:01:39]  I need to take a break for Christ's sake, man.
[04:01:41]  I haven't taken a break in four hours, man.
[04:01:45]  What the hell is this?
[04:01:46]  All right.
[04:01:48]  All right.
[04:01:49]  Frank Zappa.
[04:01:51]  Frank Zappa requested this one and he said it also applies to Iran, North Korea, and Japan.
[04:01:58]  Whoa, and Japan.
[04:02:01]  All right, go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[04:02:03]  What is this?
[04:02:04]  Frank Zappa requested this.
[04:02:10]  Damn right.
[04:02:14]  Fucking rookie.
[04:02:32]  We don't have to take a shit.
[04:02:33]  Bomb the Russians.
[04:02:36]  We'll be better off for us.
[04:02:41]  Kill the Communications.
[04:02:42]  They must have a business.
[04:02:42]  We're going to kill the Commie Creeps.
[04:02:44]  Get him one for me.
[04:02:45]  Put it on TV.
[04:02:46]  Must a duke would do it.
[04:02:47]  You would make it roosty's chewing.
[04:02:51]  All right.
[04:02:51]  Go ahead.
[04:02:53]  That's pretty good.
[04:02:53]  All right.
[04:02:54]  Now, that is the last 12 bucker that I am obligated to do out here.
[04:03:00]  All right.
[04:03:02]  All right.
[04:03:03]  Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to have one more beer.
[04:03:07]  And I have to break out the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco, the grass, the reefer, the marijuana, the chronic, the indo, the poo smoke.
[04:03:19]  All right.
[04:03:20]  But first, you know what time it is.
[04:03:22]  It's time for more beer.
[04:03:28]  Woo!
[04:03:29]  You're goddamn right, baby.
[04:03:31]  More beer.
[04:03:32]  More goddamn beer, baby.
[04:03:39]  Oh, yeah.
[04:03:41]  And by the way, when you pour your beer into a glass, you want to make sure that you give your beer a lot of head.
[04:03:47]  You want to give your beer a lot of head because you want that carbonation to come out because if you don't, then it's in your stomach, that's what's going to make you a little bit queasy.
[04:03:59]  It's going to make you a little queasy.
[04:04:01]  So just a little bit of insight for all those folks that are out there that are beer drinkers.
[04:04:07]  Hey, Tom, great show.
[04:04:10]  Well, I appreciate it.
[04:04:11]  Don't call me fucking Tom again.
[04:04:13]  All right.
[04:04:13]  Anyway, I appreciate that you like the show.
[04:04:16]  All right.
[04:04:17]  But let me go ahead and go ahead and do that.
[04:04:21]  Let the foam fade out on that.
[04:04:23]  And now it's time to break out the wacky tobaki, baby.
[04:04:27]  Now, I've got myself some, I don't know what kind of Kush this is.
[04:04:31]  It's a hybrid.
[04:04:33]  It doesn't have the name on it.
[04:04:35]  All right.
[04:04:35]  It's in a loud lock bag, but it does not have the name on it.
[04:04:39]  All right.
[04:04:40]  But it's buds.
[04:04:41]  You know, you can see the crystals on these buds.
[04:04:44]  Maybe it looks like purple cream.
[04:04:46]  All right.
[04:04:47]  It's freaking great, dude.
[04:04:49]  All right.
[04:04:49]  It's freaking great.
[04:04:51]  All right.
[04:04:52]  Let's go ahead.
[04:04:53]  Where's my pipe?
[04:04:54]  All right.
[04:04:54]  Get my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake, dude.
[04:04:57]  All right.
[04:04:59]  I need my goddamn pipe for heaven's sake.
[04:05:02]  Where's my pipe?
[04:05:03]  Here it is.
[04:05:06]  Oh, yeah.
[04:05:09]  Hey, dude, I'm sorry, man.
[04:05:11]  I mean, there's nothing better than having some, you know, some beer, you know, getting a little buzzed on beer and then smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
[04:05:19]  I'm not even kidding.
[04:05:20]  There's not a better feeling in the world, in my opinion.
[04:05:23]  Here, let me go ahead and empty out this freaking bowl here.
[04:05:28]  All right.
[04:05:29]  Now, let me go ahead and take this bud here.
[04:05:31]  Look, I'm going to break the bud right here on the microphone, dude.
[04:05:34]  You can hear it.
[04:05:35]  Listen, look, listen, listen.
[04:05:37]  You hear that?
[04:05:38]  Yeah.
[04:05:41]  Here, break some more off there.
[04:05:45]  Oh, yeah.
[04:05:46]  Hey, I don't smoke dabs or any of that weird shit, man, because I don't like it, dude.
[04:05:53]  You know what I mean?
[04:05:54]  Well, I don't know if I don't like it.
[04:05:56]  I just think that's getting a little bit too addict-y, to say the least.
[04:06:00]  You know what I mean?
[04:06:01]  It's a little bit, a little addict.
[04:06:03]  You know what I mean?
[04:06:05]  I know people are like, dude, dabs, dude.
[04:06:07]  You know, you get fucking dabs and everything's going to be great, dude.
[04:06:11]  And, oh, man, dude, you don't understand, man.
[04:06:14]  Fucking dabs, dude.
[04:06:18]  But I don't think I'm going to do dabs, dude.
[04:06:20]  I think I'll do edibles before I do dabs.
[04:06:23]  All right.
[04:06:25]  I think I'm going to do edibles, but not do dabs.
[04:06:28]  All right.
[04:06:28]  I don't know about dabs.
[04:06:31]  All right.
[04:06:32]  Let me continue here.
[04:06:34]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[04:06:37]  Hold on just a second.
[04:06:38]  Let me pack this bowl in a little better.
[04:06:40]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
[04:06:42]  I'm smoking some of the tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco.
[04:06:50]  Oh, dude, are you fucking continue to think that I'm that dude with that bar?
[04:06:57]  All right, leave that dude with the bar alone, dude.
[04:07:00]  All right.
[04:07:01]  Unless you're going to go out there and drink and drop about, you know, $150 or something.
[04:07:07]  Other than that, leave him alone.
[04:07:08]  All right.
[04:07:09]  Hey, let's go ahead and smoke some of this reefer, huh?
[04:07:14]  This poo smoke.
[04:07:17]  Let me go ahead and do this.
[04:07:18]  This fucking lighters suck, dude.
[04:07:20]  Bic, you need to step your game up.
[04:07:22]  I bought some Bic lighters and they're saying like fruity little shit on it.
[04:07:26]  Enjoy the little things this one says on it.
[04:07:29]  Good God.
[04:07:32]  All right.
[04:07:32]  Here we go.
[04:07:44]  You got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
[04:07:48]  You got to hold it and shit.
[04:08:00]  Shit, man.
[04:08:02]  Oh, my God.
[04:08:04]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:08:08]  Oh, man, that's, and like I said, man, every time I take the first hit, dude, it's like I got to, I got to freaking, I got to freaking blow my nose, for Christ's sake.
[04:08:21]  The Palm Isle.
[04:08:21]  Fuck the barmaid last trip.
[04:08:24]  I mean, I walk into the place without even saying hello, and she just rubs up against me.
[04:08:29]  I mean, she had her jugs right up against my dad.
[04:08:35]  What are you talking about, dude?
[04:08:38]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:08:44]  And somebody in the chat room is saying, hey, how about a Zippo?
[04:08:48]  Dude, you can't smoke a pipe with a Zippo, dude.
[04:08:52]  I mean, it's like, I mean, in my opinion, I just don't think it's appropriate, dude.
[04:08:59]  I just think that Zippos are meant to light cigarettes, and that's about it, all right?
[04:09:05]  And to do like cool little lighter tricks with them with your hands and shit.
[04:09:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:09:10]  So that's what that's what that shit is.
[04:09:12]  All right.
[04:09:15]  Anyway, let me have one more smoke, dude.
[04:09:17]  All right.
[04:09:18]  And shut up.
[04:09:18]  I'm not too stupid to use a fucking Zippo, you idiot.
[04:09:22]  All right.
[04:09:23]  Let me take another smoke here.
[04:09:29]  All right.
[04:09:46]  Wow, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[04:09:49]  Oh, man.
[04:09:50]  This is actually pretty good stuff, dude.
[04:09:51]  This is actually, you know, this is pretty good tetrahydrocanneminol, to say the least, dude.
[04:09:57]  I mean, this is pretty good stuff.
[04:09:59]  I want to know what the name of it is so I can tell you people, but I don't know what the hell the name of this is.
[04:10:05]  He didn't, you know, usually when this Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, that's who I get my weed from, when he usually sells it, he gives me a loud lock bag and it says the name and it says what kind of variant of weed it is, whether or not it's sativa or indica or hybrid, but not this time.
[04:10:26]  He just said, it's some kind of kush.
[04:10:28]  He said what he said, it's some kind of kush.
[04:10:31]  If you want the price on 12 buckers, the trolls win.
[04:10:35]  Don't let the trolls win and lower the price.
[04:10:37]  Oh, God, fuck you, Weena.
[04:10:39]  Are you kidding me?
[04:10:40]  I'm not.
[04:10:41]  No.
[04:10:42]  And you see, right when I'm about to get to, I'm about to get to some goddamn shout-outs over here.
[04:10:48]  You donate a 12-bucker.
[04:10:50]  So, I mean, we know one actual just fucked up everything for everybody because now I'm obligated to sit over here and do another goddamn video request when I was about to get to the whole nitty-gritty of the show, of shout-outs, of goddamn, you know, the whole shit.
[04:11:09]  All right?
[04:11:12]  And why are people saying I'm not smoking weed?
[04:11:15]  What do I have to do to prove to you?
[04:11:17]  First of all, I'm not face revealing, okay?
[04:11:18]  So I'm not going to do that.
[04:11:19]  But look, look, here's the pipe.
[04:11:21]  Look, there's the pipe right there.
[04:11:23]  Okay.
[04:11:24]  Here's the lighter.
[04:11:25]  Here's the fucking bag of fucking weed right fucking here.
[04:11:29]  All right.
[04:11:31]  For Christ's sake.
[04:11:34]  And somebody's asking me why the bands.
[04:11:36]  Are we banning people?
[04:11:39]  Are we banning people, engineer?
[04:11:45]  Oh, they're fucking spamming, dude.
[04:11:48]  So that's why they got banned.
[04:11:49]  They kept spamming the same shit.
[04:11:51]  All right.
[04:11:51]  We don't.
[04:11:52]  Dude, look, every, we have like a, what do you call it?
[04:11:56]  Slow chat.
[04:11:57]  It's on slow mode.
[04:11:58]  So like, you know, you type something, you wait for like 30 or 40 seconds and you type something else.
[04:12:03]  I mean, dude, give me a freaking break.
[04:12:05]  All right.
[04:12:08]  Jesus Christ.
[04:12:10]  Anyway, let me go ahead.
[04:12:12]  Look, one more smoke.
[04:12:13]  I don't know what else to tell you.
[04:12:16]  I don't know what else to tell you.
[04:12:17]  And whoever this crab crap is.
[04:12:20]  Rip two, or you're the man now, dog.
[04:12:23]  One of the earliest and best meme sites.
[04:12:25]  Now gone except for archives.
[04:12:27]  Consequences will never be the same.
[04:12:31]  Oh, yeah.
[04:12:31]  Well, that's very easy, their evil mirror.
[04:12:34]  All right.
[04:12:34]  That's very interesting, their evil mirror.
[04:12:37]  Here's my smoke, get it?
[04:12:45]  Shut up!
[04:12:46]  It's not a fucking meth hit, you idiot.
[04:12:54]  I'm not smoking meth, dude.
[04:12:56]  Meth is...
[04:12:57]  Look, I have never done any other drugs besides tetrahydrocannabinol and drinking beer and drinking alcohol.
[04:13:06]  But I would never under any circumstances, ever, ever, ever do fucking methamphetamine.
[04:13:13]  I mean, methamphetamine, dude, is I mean, it's made up of crap that you could find underneath your kitchen sick.
[04:13:20]  I mean, it's pure crap.
[04:13:22]  You might as well do cocaine.

=== Sexuality Weapon Cocaine Party Era (05:17) ===

[04:13:24]  I shouldn't say that, but I mean, let's just, let me, let me rephrase that.
[04:13:28]  Cocaine is probably less worse for you than meth.
[04:13:35]  And the reason I say that is because, dude, if you grew up in the 70s and the 80s and you were partying during that time, dude, everybody was doing cocaine.
[04:13:45]  Dude, you could go into a disco in 1975, 76.
[04:13:51]  You go into a disco, you'll see dudes, you know, sniffing cocaine out of chicks' cleavage.
[04:13:57]  All right.
[04:13:58]  I'm not even, and that, and that trend extended all the way into the 80s, dude.
[04:14:03]  It is not a joke.
[04:14:04]  I'm not kidding.
[04:14:05]  If you happen to know a baby boomer like your ma or your grandma, grandpa, your father, I guarantee you, ask them.
[04:14:13]  Go ask them.
[04:14:14]  Hey, Granny, Grampy, did you happen to do any of the cocaine that was very prevalent within the 70s disco era?
[04:14:22]  And I guarantee you, they're going to stop and pause and be like, no, of course not.
[04:14:28]  We didn't do anything like that.
[04:14:30]  And then you can supplement that with, well, let me ask you this.
[04:14:34]  Did you participate in any of the swinging, any of the sexual experimentation that was rather prevalent during that time?
[04:14:46]  No, Billy.
[04:14:47]  What are you talking about?
[04:14:49]  We were conservative.
[04:14:52]  Look, I'm telling you, man, it's so sad.
[04:14:55]  It's so sad that back in those days, I'm not even kidding around.
[04:15:00]  Women were just giving it up.
[04:15:01]  It was free love, free sex.
[04:15:03]  You know, I mean, you could literally have sexual relations with a woman that you can meet walking down the street.
[04:15:12]  I mean, I'm not kidding.
[04:15:14]  I'm just giving you an example.
[04:15:15]  I'm not saying I did any of this, but I'm just giving you an example.
[04:15:19]  You could be walking down the street, or let's say you're jogging.
[04:15:21]  You know, you're just jogging down the street.
[04:15:23]  There's a woman.
[04:15:24]  You meet her.
[04:15:25]  You know, you have good communication with her and you have sexual relations.
[04:15:30]  And it's no big deal.
[04:15:31]  She'd be like, oh, well, thanks for the sex.
[04:15:33]  And, you know, no big deal.
[04:15:35]  It wasn't like a Me Too shit.
[04:15:37]  You know, it wasn't like, oh my God, he fucking made me do these and do that.
[04:15:46]  No, it was a lot different back then.
[04:15:47]  People were a lot more mature about sexuality.
[04:15:50]  Now sexuality is being used as a weapon.
[04:15:54]  You know, sexuality is being used as a fucking weapon now, dude.
[04:15:58]  So it's sad.
[04:16:00]  I feel sorry for you kids, baby.
[04:16:01]  I'm telling you, I feel bad for you kids.
[04:16:04]  Because now the only kind of real free love or sex that you can have is homosexual or lesbos.
[04:16:12]  I mean, I hate to say that, man.
[04:16:14]  I mean, you know, that's why you got so many young men turning gay nowadays, you know?
[04:16:21]  Let me explain to you why this is happening, okay?
[04:16:23]  You got a bunch of young men who have been anesthetized with pornographic material on the internet.
[04:16:29]  Okay, it is like, you know, young men can get any kind of pornographic material that they want.
[04:16:35]  They've just been bombarded with it.
[04:16:37]  It's been in their subconscience.
[04:16:39]  They've probably been doing, you know, pornographic material observation while waxing their carrot for years.
[04:16:46]  Okay.
[04:16:47]  And then they realize that they're in a new Me Too movement type of an era, and they really can't.
[04:16:55]  They really can't do the things that they see in the pornographic materials.
[04:17:02]  They can't do it in real life.
[04:17:04]  Like, they would like some, you know, porno whore to go, you know, the whole nine yards.
[04:17:09]  They'd like to do all that.
[04:17:10]  And they can't.
[04:17:11]  They cannot experience that.
[04:17:14]  So.
[04:17:16]  What are men going to do?
[04:17:17]  They want a third party to ejaculate their pennis.
[04:17:23]  So what they do is they're like, you know, hey, look, the gays, you know, it seems like I could probably hook up with a gay here within the next hour.
[04:17:32]  Thanks to Craigslist and these ads out here.
[04:17:37]  Let me see what's going on.
[04:17:39]  Let me go there.
[04:17:41]  Okay.
[04:17:42]  Then they go there and then they realize that, hey, you know, I guess the meth is making him go into tangent.
[04:17:51]  Shut up, asshole.
[04:17:52]  Then they have the sexual relations with the male and then they realize that the male can literally fulfill all the because males are sick, dude.
[04:18:03]  You know, that's why homosexuality is such a sexual, you know, primal fucking decadent fucking variant of sexuality.
[04:18:15]  Because men are just, they're pigs, dude.
[04:18:18]  They'll fuck anything.
[04:18:20]  You know, here, give me a hole.
[04:18:21]  You know, I'll fuck this fucking desk and I'll fuck this lamp and, you know, I'll fucking do that.
[04:18:27]  So like when you have men that are gay, they have no problem screwing each other.
[04:18:34]  You know, obviously, I don't know how gays go.
[04:18:37]  I don't know what people look for other than an ass and a schlong.

=== Artie Lang Need Pussy Hell Guess (14:50) ===

[04:18:42]  You know?
[04:18:43]  Buy that for a dollar.
[04:18:46]  Yo, play this one instead.
[04:18:47]  I just played your shit, dude.
[04:18:49]  What are you talking about?
[04:18:51]  I just played your crap.
[04:18:55]  Didn't I just, yeah.
[04:18:56]  Oh, I didn't play it.
[04:18:57]  I didn't play it.
[04:18:58]  I'm sorry.
[04:18:58]  I didn't play it.
[04:19:00]  All right.
[04:19:00]  I'll play the other one instead.
[04:19:02]  I'm sorry.
[04:19:02]  I went on a tirate and I had to fucking do one more.
[04:19:06]  I'm sorry.
[04:19:07]  I don't know.
[04:19:07]  I'm sorry about that.
[04:19:08]  You know, you have, you know, weed and drink and all this other stuff.
[04:19:12]  Anyway, look, I'm just, I'm just saying that's why you've got a lot of homos out here.
[04:19:17]  They're homos because it's convenient, dude.
[04:19:20]  It's like, you know, hey, I can go and have sexual relations over here and I'm not going to have to whine and dine it.
[04:19:27]  I don't have to take it on a date.
[04:19:29]  You know, that's literally, I think, the reason why you're seeing this explosion of gays, in my opinion.
[04:19:36]  We know one actual requested this one.
[04:19:38]  All right.
[04:19:39]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:19:41]  This is what you wanted, Weina?
[04:19:43]  This is what you wanted, asshole?
[04:19:45]  AND HIS NAME IS GHOST SEA AAAAAAAA CHRIST Ghost Cena, really, asshole?
[04:20:05]  Oh, my God.
[04:20:07]  All right, look, I don't even know where to start anymore.
[04:20:12]  I'm off Keister as it is, dude.
[04:20:15]  I'm already off Keister, for Christ's sake.
[04:20:17]  No!
[04:20:19]  Okay, I lied.
[04:20:20]  You have to check this file.
[04:20:21]  I was just about to get the fucking shout outs.
[04:20:25]  Oh, my God.
[04:20:27]  Hold on, I need another drink.
[04:20:29]  It's Black Hat again.
[04:20:36]  It's Black Hat again.
[04:20:38]  Let's see what the hell this son of a bitch, you know, is all about, for heaven's sake.
[04:20:42]  What is this?
[04:20:43]  Black hat oh aw, you fuck you black hat you son of a player, but your wheels ain't flying you gotta hit us up to get a pimped out already I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, man.
[04:21:11]  I'm not I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[04:21:13]  Please stop thinking now.
[04:21:18]  Yo, what it do, everybody.
[04:21:20]  It's your boy, Filthy Frank, the professor.
[04:21:22]  Today we got a special- Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:21:25]  It's not yet.
[04:21:27]  Get back.
[04:21:29]  What the fuck?
[04:21:30]  Can we start over again?
[04:21:31]  You know, we like to customize.
[04:21:33]  We do all kinds of wheelchairs.
[04:21:34]  Today, we got a very special guest coming through.
[04:21:37]  Why don't you come out?
[04:21:39]  My boy Wheels, man.
[04:21:41]  My boy Wheels.
[04:21:44]  What do you want us to fix?
[04:21:45]  And why?
[04:21:46]  My main concern is I need more pussy.
[04:21:49]  You need pussy.
[04:21:50]  I need more pussy.
[04:21:51]  Oh, my God.
[04:21:52]  What the fuck is this?
[04:21:56]  Like my bottle of liquor right here.
[04:21:58]  I just need pussy to survive, bro.
[04:22:00]  I'm going to college.
[04:22:01]  Wheels is an upstanding, upsitting citizen.
[04:22:05]  Except for one problem.
[04:22:07]  He can't get any pussy.
[04:22:09]  Not without wheelchair.
[04:22:12]  You know what?
[04:22:12]  I can't believe that this is even a bit.
[04:22:15]  I can't believe whoever the hell this was was able to even manipulate a poor son of a bitch in a wheelchair like this to humiliate himself for the sake of I've seen it all now, dude.
[04:22:29]  I've never seen that.
[04:22:30]  I can't believe that shit has 12 million hits.
[04:22:34]  I can't believe that that's even in existence, dude.
[04:22:36]  I mean, this is what we're doing.
[04:22:39]  This is America, dude.
[04:22:47]  Yeah, let's just go ahead and make fun of somebody who's dying of cancer.
[04:22:51]  All right.
[04:22:51]  How about that?
[04:22:52]  Huh?
[04:22:53]  The tumors win.
[04:22:57]  Why don't we just do that?
[04:22:58]  How about that?
[04:23:00]  Jesus, you macabre bastards.
[04:23:02]  I'm not joking around.
[04:23:04]  That fucking disturbs me, dude.
[04:23:06]  That disturbs me.
[04:23:10]  Fuck's sake.
[04:23:15]  You're having a heart attack and you know, God forgot to wind your heart.
[04:23:22]  All right, man.
[04:23:23]  I'm taking one more.
[04:23:24]  I'm going to break open.
[04:23:25]  Look, you idiots.
[04:23:27]  I'm doing me right now is what I'm doing.
[04:23:29]  I'm doing me.
[04:23:30]  All right.
[04:23:31]  I'm breaking open some more buds and I'm doing me.
[04:23:33]  You people have, I've been doing this shit for four hours.
[04:23:37]  Over four fucking hours and 22 minutes.
[04:23:39]  And all I'm, this is what I'm doing on a Friday night.
[04:23:45]  That's really why I'm a little upset right now.
[04:23:49]  You know, the realization that ghosts, you know, this is what you're doing on Friday nights, dude.
[04:23:55]  This is what you're doing on Friday nights.
[04:23:57]  You're on with a whole bunch of weebs that are trying to force you to like cartoon women.
[04:24:04]  You know?
[04:24:05]  Jesus Christ.
[04:24:09]  I'm not.
[04:24:09]  I'm not.
[04:24:11]  Fucking people are thinking I'm crushing crack rocks.
[04:24:16]  Jesus, now you're making me belch.
[04:24:21]  All right.
[04:24:21]  I'm taking this one last hit, and I guess we'll get to some shit.
[04:24:24]  I don't even think you people deserve shout-outs, dude.
[04:24:27]  All right.
[04:24:27]  I don't even think you deserve fucking shout-outs.
[04:24:32]  Piece of shit.
[04:24:33]  That was a big hit there.
[04:24:51]  I couldn't let it hit and hit the hold it in and let it hit the brain.
[04:24:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:24:56]  And hey, shut up in the chat room, man.
[04:24:58]  Don't fucking clock me.
[04:25:00]  And don't sit here and say that, oh, we deserve radio graffiti.
[04:25:03]  Meh, man, meh.
[04:25:07]  We deserve shout-outs.
[04:25:08]  Meh, man, meh.
[04:25:12]  You deserve what I give you.
[04:25:13]  All right.
[04:25:15]  Oh, look at this.
[04:25:16]  Prager University really changed after they supported Trump.
[04:25:20]  Look at this, huh?
[04:25:22]  Oh, look at somebody just donated another 12 bucker now.
[04:25:25]  And I've got to pause what I was about to do, which was shout outs.
[04:25:30]  Now I've got another 12 bucker.
[04:25:32]  Good God.
[04:25:33]  And don't clock me, assholes.
[04:25:40]  All right.
[04:25:42]  Guess who?
[04:25:43]  Who the hell is this?
[04:25:44]  Guess who?
[04:25:45]  Who the hell is this?
[04:25:47]  All right, who the hell is?
[04:25:48]  Hold on.
[04:25:49]  Let me get this.
[04:25:49]  Who the hell is this?
[04:25:51]  Guess who requested this one, even though I was about to go to shoutouts.
[04:25:56]  What is this, guess who?
[04:25:59]  What the hell is this?
[04:26:02]  Hold on, put on the PC shot.
[04:26:04]  What is this?
[04:26:05]  Chinese currency note has his picture on it.
[04:26:08]  So why doesn't communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism?
[04:26:13]  Reason number one they have much better music Shut this crap up for Christ's sake man Real funny asshole.
[04:26:29]  Who the hell did guess who?
[04:26:30]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[04:26:33]  Jesus Christ.
[04:26:35]  This is how I'm spending my fucking Fridays, man.
[04:26:39]  I mean, that realization is popping into my head right now, and it's replaying over and over and over into my fucking psyche that this is what I'm doing on a fucking Friday night, dude.
[04:26:49]  I mean, you know, I used to be on 6th Street all the fucking time, man.
[04:26:55]  All right?
[04:26:56]  I was a fucking fixture on 6th Street, man.
[04:26:59]  I had fucking bartenders that right when I approached the bar, they had my fucking drink ready for Christ's sake, man.
[04:27:07]  And this is what I'm fucking doing.
[04:27:09]  And not only am I doing this show right now, I've got to do a show tomorrow, the Saturday Night Troll Show, for heaven's sake.
[04:27:18]  Oh, great.
[04:27:20]  Great.
[04:27:21]  That's just fucking great, isn't it?
[04:27:26]  Give me my drink.
[04:27:32]  I'm going to have one more sweat.
[04:27:34]  You shut up.
[04:27:34]  I'm not fucking stalling.
[04:27:36]  I'm doing me is what I'm doing.
[04:27:38]  I'm not stalling nothing.
[04:27:40]  All right.
[04:27:41]  I'm not stalling nothing.
[04:27:43]  Don't fucking clock me.
[04:27:44]  Don't tell me what to do.
[04:27:45]  It's my goddamn show.
[04:27:47]  You people have been fucking with me the whole damn time.
[04:27:51]  You couldn't even respect that.
[04:27:53]  This is episode 60, dude.
[04:27:55]  All right, it's a Baller Friday episode 60, and you people don't give a shit.
[04:28:02]  I'm doing me is what I'm doing.
[04:28:04]  All right.
[04:28:09]  I'm doing me.
[04:28:11]  i'm doing me man i'm doing me Jesus.
[04:28:25]  Don't get all Artie Lang on us.
[04:28:27]  Dude, I'm not Artie Lang.
[04:28:29]  Who the fuck said that?
[04:28:31]  I'm not Artie Lang.
[04:28:33]  Don't compare me to Artie Lang, all right?
[04:28:35]  So, if you want to go to the bars late at night, why not start the show early like you used to?
[04:28:41]  No, this is prime time, dude.
[04:28:43]  You're not understanding.
[04:28:43]  This is prime time internet right now.
[04:28:47]  As a matter of fact, you know, I've kind of got to be on late at night considering the content of the broadcast.
[04:28:55]  Now, I want to show you Artie Lang real quick.
[04:28:59]  I'm only going to show you it's a picture.
[04:29:01]  He recently got busted.
[04:29:02]  He was at a halfway house.
[04:29:05]  He had been supposedly 100 days sober.
[04:29:07]  They busted him.
[04:29:08]  Here's Artie Lang's mugshot.
[04:29:12]  Now, take a look.
[04:29:14]  You can see that his nose is completely caved in.
[04:29:19]  It is gone.
[04:29:21]  This is when you don't know when to stop doing cocaine.
[04:29:26]  All right, there it is right there, folks.
[04:29:28]  No nose.
[04:29:30]  All right.
[04:29:31]  We should just call him Artie No Knows.
[04:29:34]  Hey, it's Artie No Knows.
[04:29:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:29:37]  So I'm just saying I had to show you that shit.
[04:29:40]  I'm sorry.
[04:29:41]  So don't compare me to Artie Lang, you bastard.
[04:29:44]  All right.
[04:29:45]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn shout outs, I guess.
[04:29:50]  Do we have any goddamn shout-outs, engineer?
[04:29:52]  No, no, no, no.
[04:29:57]  All right.
[04:29:57]  Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some shout-outs.
[04:30:03]  Right now.
[04:30:05]  All right.
[04:30:06]  We've got Meet Meep, the meme magician, that piece of shit.
[04:30:10]  We know what actual, another piece of crap.
[04:30:13]  CX Railfan 2.
[04:30:17]  I'm not going to say those words.
[04:30:19]  That's actually a real name.
[04:30:20]  Bond Dayton.
[04:30:22]  Who else we got?
[04:30:23]  Hold on.
[04:30:23]  Calm down, assholes.
[04:30:25]  Don't be spamming.
[04:30:26]  Holding Capitalist.
[04:30:28]  Tracker 210 Play.
[04:30:30]  Sneakiest Chameleon.
[04:30:32]  Tim McCrab.
[04:30:33]  Jax Jim.
[04:30:34]  The Deplorable Troll.
[04:30:36]  Odd Eyes Magician.
[04:30:38]  Soy Resista McWheelshare.
[04:30:40]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[04:30:42]  Spermy the cat.
[04:30:44]  Fucking Spermy.
[04:30:45]  Get Spermi's ass out of there.
[04:30:49]  We got X Dang93, Khabib Naragamoff, Dorito Burrito.
[04:30:55]  I am always late.
[04:30:57]  I'm not always late, assholes.
[04:30:59]  Shut up.
[04:31:00]  I say that I'm broadcasting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8:30-ish Central Standard Time.
[04:31:07]  We got Fudge Nipples, whatever the hell that is.
[04:31:10]  German the Pansexual Frog, Cross Stereo, Olive Yaksloff, Spud 25.
[04:31:17]  Fucking fruity ass hamster rides.
[04:31:19]  You got big balls all of a sudden, hamster rides.
[04:31:21]  I'm telling you, you better pipe your little fucking ass down, or I'm going to fucking, you know, have you hopping around your goddamn fucking home like you got a hamster hanging out your asshole, son of a bitch.
[04:31:33]  We got Bob Tom, Sparky Sap, SSP, Lizard G. Putus, but Bernard Yus, Bernard Us, whatever, U.S., whatever.
[04:31:44]  Shaw Jahan, EBZ's brother, the rookie, thugging centipede, Wiley Relch the Swagger, J5, Art Hammond 5000, Anthony J, Puka Dude, 42, you're fucking Fruitaloo, The Banana Man, Bacter, Terrell Leaper, The American Dream, LeVon Media, The Surge, Giga.
[04:32:11]  I'm not going to say that goddamn name for Christ's sake.
[04:32:14]  Trying to make me say some racist crap, you piece of trash.
[04:32:19]  Who the hell else do we have here?
[04:32:21]  We've got Harry, calm down for Christ's sake.
[04:32:25]  We got PSN Parker plays that Fruit Bowl.
[04:32:29]  Australian painter, Twilly Atkins.
[04:32:32]  What's going on to Twilly Atkins?
[04:32:34]  Cheers to Tweely.
[04:32:35]  We got Gizmo 2046, Waltman 13, Black Hat Inc, 93 Can's Abuser, the meme magician.
[04:32:45]  Hey, how you doing, 93 Can's Abuser?
[04:32:48]  How you doing, man?
[04:32:49]  We got Reptilian Shapeshifting Master Race.
[04:32:53]  Alexander the Not So Great.
[04:32:55]  Alexander was great, dude.
[04:32:57]  Dark Blaine 257, Zine, Gusternio, Isaac Cox, Black Frost.
[04:33:07]  I think I already said this.
[04:33:08]  Lightning Note, that piece of trash.
[04:33:11]  Stinky Stinkyverse, or Steven Stinkverse, that other two-faced piece of trash.
[04:33:16]  Who else we got here?
[04:33:17]  I don't think I already said all these.
[04:33:19]  Ghost on Grinder grinds his butt cheeks.
[04:33:22]  Real funny asshole.
[04:33:24]  A friendly medic.
[04:33:26]  Pete Graham.
[04:33:29]  Omega Radio.
[04:33:30]  Whatever the hell that means.

=== Spermy Dog Zine Pendejo Fuck (02:47) ===

[04:33:33]  I've already said David Godey.
[04:33:36]  Nathan Hall.
[04:33:37]  Gyro Pyro.
[04:33:39]  Chef Field.
[04:33:41]  Nick Link.
[04:33:43]  There's Nefaria 822.
[04:33:46]  Bernard.
[04:33:47]  I think I already said that.
[04:33:49]  Ghost likes men, you idiot.
[04:33:50]  Shut up.
[04:33:51]  Pivot Idiot21 or Pivot Geek.
[04:33:55]  I'm sorry.
[04:33:55]  Maybe you are an idiot.
[04:33:57]  I don't know.
[04:33:57]  Edgar Crimson, The Big Tomahawk.
[04:34:02]  I Joanna Manda.
[04:34:04]  Shut up.
[04:34:05]  I'm not saying that.
[04:34:06]  Who else we got?
[04:34:07]  I think we said all these, dude.
[04:34:09]  Bill O'Reilly.
[04:34:10]  I don't know if I said that one.
[04:34:11]  Meme Supreme.
[04:34:13]  Zine.
[04:34:15]  Anarcho-Canadian.
[04:34:18]  In Famy.
[04:34:20]  I don't know who the hell that is.
[04:34:22]  Ben Cheeto.
[04:34:24]  Who else do hell we have?
[04:34:26]  I think we've said all these, dude.
[04:34:28]  We've said all these.
[04:34:29]  Triplication.
[04:34:30]  I don't think I said that one.
[04:34:31]  The Scatman Joe.
[04:34:33]  Skolmer.
[04:34:35]  Midget Goliath.
[04:34:38]  Heroku Takahashi.
[04:34:42]  D-Class Kitty.
[04:34:43]  I don't know the fuck that.
[04:34:44]  Lap Lasagna.
[04:34:45]  Train Lover 567.
[04:34:49]  No sound.
[04:34:50]  Shut up, asshole.
[04:34:53]  Clover, Drillmaster, Annan, Mike Mel, Yugi Henry Tudor.
[04:35:00]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[04:35:01]  There's a lot of people spamming for the Peso Soy Pendejo.
[04:35:07]  Fuck you.
[04:35:09]  Stupid prick.
[04:35:14]  I think I've said Daddy Pone.
[04:35:15]  I don't know if I said that one.
[04:35:18]  Mojo.
[04:35:21]  Budget gamer Big Steve.
[04:35:23]  The Surge.
[04:35:24]  Oliver Carswell.
[04:35:26]  Frank Zappa.
[04:35:28]  I'm trying to look for anybody else.
[04:35:30]  Anybody else out there?
[04:35:31]  Let me take a drink here.
[04:35:36]  Clay Douglas, the Free American.
[04:35:39]  Ghost, I'm not going to say that.
[04:35:41]  You're trying to call me the F-word.
[04:35:45]  The Wild Nailer.
[04:35:47]  Spermy the Dog.
[04:35:49]  We got a fucking dog now, Spermy the Dog.
[04:35:54]  Based Hillary Voder, Crossover Maniac, John M. Pepe Silva.
[04:36:01]  Who else we got here?
[04:36:03]  Bandito Bala Merchant.
[04:36:06]  No sound.
[04:36:08]  Dude.
[04:36:14]  I think I've done most of these for Christ's sake.
[04:36:16]  Humanly awkward.
[04:36:17]  Cold Rooms.
[04:36:18]  What's up, Cold Rooms, dude?

=== Think Done Throw Post Badass Song (04:53) ===

[04:36:20]  Yeah, that was a badass song.
[04:36:22]  If you didn't hear that, that song was a badass song.
[04:36:26]  Stormy Dash.
[04:36:27]  You're a fucking brony.
[04:36:28]  cares.
[04:36:29]  Walton 13 Blaze 554.
[04:36:33]  And I think I'm done.
[04:36:34]  I think I'm done with these.
[04:36:35]  Andy Kaufman, I don't think I said Andy Kaufman.
[04:36:39]  All right.
[04:36:41]  At least Hawkins wasn't a shekel goblin.
[04:36:45]  You son of a bitch.
[04:36:46]  All right.
[04:36:48]  Blake, seriously, Samsung.
[04:36:51]  Oh, seriously, Samsung.
[04:36:53]  Seriously, Samsung.
[04:36:54]  There's Cloud Zach.
[04:36:58]  Mr. Sideswipe Prime.
[04:37:02]  The fuck is your problem?
[04:37:04]  All right.
[04:37:05]  I think that's about enough.
[04:37:06]  All right.
[04:37:06]  All right.
[04:37:07]  That's it.
[04:37:07]  All right.
[04:37:07]  Now, FBI open up.
[04:37:09]  Yeah, real funny, you asshole.
[04:37:12]  All right.
[04:37:12]  What we're going to do now, folks, is I got to take a break, okay?
[04:37:16]  I got to take a break because I haven't taken a goddamn break.
[04:37:21]  Four hours and 36 minutes.
[04:37:23]  You know, I've been fucking drinking all kinds of beers.
[04:37:26]  You know what?
[04:37:26]  I could use another beer right now.
[04:37:28]  But when I take this break is to set up the whole goddamn, hold on.
[04:37:33]  You know what time it is, right?
[04:37:34]  More beer!
[04:37:37]  I got to take this time to fucking set up the radio graffiti and all that good stuff.
[04:37:44]  So that's why I have to take the break.
[04:37:46]  So don't sit here and go anywhere.
[04:37:50]  All right.
[04:37:50]  We're going to be right back.
[04:37:53]  Excuse me.
[04:37:55]  Hey, where's my damn beer glass?
[04:37:57]  Oh, here it is.
[04:37:57]  All right.
[04:38:00]  Oh, yeah.
[04:38:04]  Oh, man.
[04:38:05]  Look, I would like to be somewhere else on a Friday.
[04:38:09]  But, you know, to be honest with you, I'm glad to be with you guys because you guys are sitting here.
[04:38:14]  You're chilling with me.
[04:38:15]  Even though you're fucking with me.
[04:38:17]  You're fucking with me.
[04:38:18]  You're fucking with me like mentally and psychologically.
[04:38:23]  You know, you try to throw these fucking cartoon women at me thinking, you know what, Ghost, we're going to finally get him.
[04:38:28]  He's going to fucking like it.
[04:38:29]  He's going to see like a cartoon chick and it's going to be like, oh, my God, I want some of that.
[04:38:34]  You know, you throw these sick fucking videos at me.
[04:38:37]  And I don't know what's up.
[04:38:39]  You know, Jamie Williamson, I don't know what his problem is, dude.
[04:38:42]  I'm never, I'm not doing that gay bondage stuff.
[04:38:45]  I mean, that's, you know, all right.
[04:38:49]  I don't know where you're getting that, these muscle-bound men over here in underwear.
[04:38:52]  I don't get it.
[04:38:54]  But yeah, man, it's like I'm chilling here at a bar.
[04:38:59]  That's what I think of this.
[04:39:00]  That's why I'm drinking beers and doing my thing here because I'm actually like talking to you guys like I'm talking to somebody in a bar.
[04:39:08]  This is how I am, dude.
[04:39:09]  This is how I talk to people in the bar.
[04:39:11]  You know what I mean?
[04:39:12]  I'm very loud, very boisterous and stuff.
[04:39:15]  And people are like, hey, man, you're good.
[04:39:17]  Go here.
[04:39:18]  Have a beer.
[04:39:19]  Have a beer on me.
[04:39:20]  Let's take a shot.
[04:39:22]  So anyway, cheers to you guys.
[04:39:25]  Let me go ahead and take this chug.
[04:39:28]  And once again, the reason I have to take a break is not just to drain the main vein and, you know, 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs, but to set up the radio graffiti.
[04:39:40]  And listen, for those that don't know what radio graffiti is, I'm going to post a number on the screen here in just a second.
[04:39:46]  We're a few minutes.
[04:39:48]  And I'm going to post that number.
[04:39:50]  And, you know, once the broad starts talking, you push in a little code and then the hashtag or pound key, however you know it is.
[04:39:57]  And you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[04:40:01]  The intention is to promote, you know, some kind of interactivity with the broadcast by having an instantaneous amount of time, four to five seconds to say what you want to say.
[04:40:15]  And that's why they call it radio graffiti.
[04:40:17]  You know, I mean, if I call on you and you say, ah, suck it.
[04:40:22]  I mean, you know, you can do that.
[04:40:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:40:27]  I mean, it is what it is.
[04:40:28]  So let me, let me take a swig of this because if I'm going to, if I'm going to drain the main vein, I might as well chug a lug, chug a lug.
[04:40:45]  Yeah.
[04:40:47]  Chug a lug, chug a lug.
[04:40:48]  All right, don't go anywhere.
[04:40:51]  I'm going to be right back.
[04:40:52]  Hold on, let me move all this shit out of the way.
[04:40:54]  I got fucking beers everywhere for Christ's sake.
[04:40:57]  I got a fucking mess, fucking crap over here for Christ's sake.
[04:41:03]  So, look, I'm going to be right back.
[04:41:06]  All right, don't go anywhere.
[04:41:07]  We're going to go to radio graffiti when I come back.
[04:41:10]  Do you have the music queued up insanity control?

=== Salad Recipe Cobb Unhealthy Prick (15:26) ===

[04:41:13]  Engineer the music insanity got it?
[04:41:19]  All right, I'll be right back.
[04:41:21]  Don't encourage the engineer to do anything, catheter-draining asshole, dude.
[04:41:28]  I'm hold on, let me get this straight, dude.
[04:41:31]  You people think I'm crippled.
[04:41:34]  You think I have no teeth, you think I have no hair, you think that I have a catheter, uh, you, you think that I'm a fat fuck, uh, you think that, I mean, I'm just trying to count all the things that you have.
[04:41:48]  I mean, it's just, it's, to anybody else, you have to know this, you trolls.
[04:41:55]  I'm, listen, I'm drunk, I have some weed in me, but I'm trying to be one-to-one to you, all right?
[04:42:01]  Listen, you know, to anybody else, I mean, this would be cyberbullying.
[04:42:06]  You get that, right?
[04:42:08]  I mean, just constantly, negativity.
[04:42:10]  I mean, even when I get, even when I start the fucking show, even when I start the fucking show, you're late, ghost.
[04:42:19]  You're fucking late.
[04:42:20]  You're getting late.
[04:42:21]  You're fucking, you're a piece of shit.
[04:42:23]  You're nothing, ghost.
[04:42:24]  You're a fucking fruit ass.
[04:42:25]  You're an idiot.
[04:42:27]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[04:42:31]  I mean, just constantly.
[04:42:33]  I mean, you know, good God.
[04:42:36]  But I still do the broadcast and I still do this and I still do that.
[04:42:41]  And it just, yeah, whatever, right?
[04:42:45]  You deserve to be bullied, you alcoholic failure.
[04:42:49]  Now, now I'm an alcoholic failure.
[04:42:51]  You know, now, Jesus Christ.
[04:42:54]  I'm an alcoholic failure.
[04:43:01]  You're an alcoholic failure.
[04:43:08]  Oh, that's funny, dude.
[04:43:10]  That's that.
[04:43:11]  That one was pretty good, dude.
[04:43:12]  I'm not even joking.
[04:43:16]  Anyway, you see what I'm saying, man?
[04:43:19]  I mean, you see what I'm talking about?
[04:43:21]  It's all I fucking got to put up with, dude, on a consistent basis.
[04:43:26]  Oh, jeez.
[04:43:36]  I'll be right back, folks.
[04:43:37]  I have to, I got to set up the radio graffiti.
[04:43:43]  And, you know, what happened to sobriety and acid reflux?
[04:43:47]  Well, I'll tell you that, okay, since y'all want to ask about it.
[04:43:52]  I was sober, believe it or not.
[04:43:54]  I was sober for about, I would say about three months, about three months.
[04:44:01]  And it was the worst three months I had ever experienced in my life.
[04:44:05]  Now, little did anybody tell me that if I stopped drinking cold turkey, that, you know, I could potentially be fucking putting myself in a bad situation.
[04:44:17]  You know, that I could be having seizures and, you know, I could potentially die and shit.
[04:44:23]  So fortunately enough, that didn't happen.
[04:44:26]  But what ended up happening was just horrible fucking anxiety, horrible panic attacks.
[04:44:33]  I had never ever experienced anything like this.
[04:44:37]  But what's unfortunate is that when you stop cold turkey, you know, I hate to say this, alcohol does a lot of, you know, bad shit to your body.
[04:44:50]  And what it does, it kind of unfortunately re listen, this is why I don't like psychotropic drugs.
[04:44:57]  Okay, because alcohol literally rechemicalizes the brain to the point in which the part of the brain that is, you know, that likes gratification, that appreciates, you know, the fun atmosphere, that pleasure type of part of the brain is literally rechemicalized because of the alcohol intake, the massive alcohol intake.
[04:45:28]  And now, you know, you know, you don't know any other way.
[04:45:33]  I think I talked to this.
[04:45:35]  I think I said something about this the other day on this show that I don't know what fun is anymore.
[04:45:41]  You know, I don't know what fun is.
[04:45:44]  I don't know what a good time is anymore.
[04:45:46]  The only thing I know is like, hey, I can drink and it's a good time, dude.
[04:45:51]  Hey, it's a good time.
[04:45:53]  I mean, literally, I could be anywhere.
[04:45:55]  It could be the most boring shit ever.
[04:45:57]  And if you have beers, it's great.
[04:46:01]  Excuse me.
[04:46:02]  I'm sorry.
[04:46:04]  It's great.
[04:46:07]  So anyway, look, back to, I stopped.
[04:46:11]  And because it rechemicalized my brain, it doesn't just do that.
[04:46:16]  It also fucks with your nervous system.
[04:46:19]  So aside from you being all mentally fucked up in your head when you cold turkey alcohol, because I had not only just the side effects of anxiety and panic attacks, and they were just out of nowhere.
[04:46:32]  It was scaring Mrs. Ghost.
[04:46:34]  Because, dude, I don't have panic attacks.
[04:46:36]  I've never had fucking panic attacks, dude.
[04:46:38]  I've never had anxiety attacks.
[04:46:41]  You know, unfortunately, look, I'm not blaming anybody.
[04:46:45]  I did this to myself.
[04:46:46]  You know, I started drinking heavily right after Obama was elected.
[04:46:51]  And I have to say, I was probably drinking every day since Obama was elected, dude, because this dude made life hard on everybody.
[04:46:59]  And I saw a lot of people go bankrupt and saw a lot of mom and pop shops just close up.
[04:47:05]  I saw a lot of people be thrown out in the streets.
[04:47:07]  And, you know, you care about those people.
[04:47:11]  Don't get me wrong, but you got to worry about yourself.
[04:47:14]  And because Obama was in office, dude, you had to work three to four times harder.
[04:47:22]  Three to four times harder than you did prior just to get the kind of capital that you could suffice your lifestyle with.
[04:47:35]  So anyway, long story short, that's why I'm, you know, I'm drinking again.
[04:47:42]  And, you know, I'm going to try after Memorial Day.
[04:47:46]  I told Mrs. Ghost this, that I would probably try to wean myself off.
[04:47:51]  You can't just cold turkey.
[04:47:53]  So like instead of drinking every night, maybe I'll stop an evening or stop a couple, you know, it's like shit like that, dude.
[04:48:00]  You know, just, it's sad.
[04:48:02]  Now, I'm not just being an unhealthy prick, okay?
[04:48:07]  I drink at night, but like when I wake up in the morning, I have vitamins that I drink.
[04:48:12]  I drink my vitamins, believe it or not.
[04:48:15]  I don't pill pop.
[04:48:17]  Very good vitamin mixture.
[04:48:19]  I have the fucking super power punch health ghost salad.
[04:48:23]  I have that salad every fucking day and try to get the nourishment necessary because just want to tell you people this, okay?
[04:48:36]  Alcohol, it doesn't just fuck with your head.
[04:48:39]  It doesn't just fuck with your nervous system.
[04:48:41]  It also fucks with your digestive system.
[04:48:44]  And if you drink a lot of alcohol, aside from the acid reflux and a bunch of other side effects, another side effect of alcohol is that it prohibits your body from absorbing the nutrients from food.
[04:49:00]  So the reason a lot of people that are alcoholics get really weird ailments and shit is because, you know, their stomachs and their digestive system is, you know, not absorbing the nutrients necessary.
[04:49:16]  So that's why supplements on top of, you know, the power punch salad and, you know, the fruits and vegetables, that's why it's necessary so that you can, you know, have the fucking nutrients, etc.
[04:49:30]  Anyway, I don't even know why I'm explaining this to you, dude.
[04:49:33]  Anyway, let me just chug my beer.
[04:49:36]  I mean, good God.
[04:49:37]  And shut up.
[04:49:38]  I don't have a fucking catheter bag, dude.
[04:49:45]  Look, people are asking me where, what about the salad recipe?
[04:49:49]  Dude, I talked to Mrs. Ghost about it.
[04:49:51]  She doesn't even want me to give it out.
[04:49:53]  Because, I mean, dude, I created that salad.
[04:49:59]  Like, you know, Bob Cobb, Bob Cobb created the Cobb salad out of a California, a California hotel called the Brown Derby.
[04:50:12]  You know, Bob Cobb was, you know, kind of hungry one night, went up into the hotel kitchen and fixed what we now know of as the Cobb salad.
[04:50:24]  So it's kind of like, I'm sorry.
[04:50:26]  I don't know.
[04:50:28]  I'm just saying, that's what it's like to me.
[04:50:30]  I don't know.
[04:50:32]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[04:50:33]  I'm sorry I'm going on a tirade.
[04:50:35]  People are like asking me questions in the chat room and I'm interacting with the chat so that fucking people don't think I'm a shekel goblin or some shit.
[04:50:44]  You know?
[04:50:46]  I mean, I'm not like fucking ice beside and like, hey, dude, I'm just going to fucking pretend I don't see nothing, dude.
[04:50:51]  I'm not going to even acknowledge the Texas beach.
[04:50:53]  I'm not even going to acknowledge the chat room, dude.
[04:50:55]  Oh, yeah, fucking, dude.
[04:50:58]  So I'm just saying.
[04:51:00]  Give me, you're my goddamn beer.
[04:51:02]  I need more beer.
[04:51:06]  Anyway.
[04:51:09]  Oh, oh, look.
[04:51:10]  Somebody from California was saying the Brown Derby was a restaurant, not a hotel.
[04:51:15]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:51:17]  I'm from Texas, you asshole.
[04:51:19]  All right.
[04:51:20]  That was just a little tidbit of information that I recollected.
[04:51:25]  Jesus Christ, all right?
[04:51:28]  And the reason I know about it because the fucking Cobb salad sucks.
[04:51:33]  All right.
[04:51:35]  I wouldn't feed that to my dog.
[04:51:38]  All right.
[04:51:41]  Wait a minute.
[04:51:44]  Hey, enough of the fucking salad recipe, dude.
[04:51:47]  All right.
[04:51:49]  Hey, look, somebody was just saying, I'm not trolling.
[04:51:51]  I'm an alcoholic, too, and I've gone through everything you're just talking about.
[04:51:56]  Hey, look, you know, I'm doing it.
[04:52:01]  You know, I'm doing it voluntarily, dude.
[04:52:02]  I'm not, I understand the consequences.
[04:52:05]  I am an American.
[04:52:07]  I may, you know, I make, I'm not, look, I don't know where these fucking people are saying that I'm some fucking welfare idiot or something.
[04:52:15]  I've never collected welfare.
[04:52:17]  I've never collected shit from any government institution.
[04:52:22]  I was always self-made my whole fucking life, you know.
[04:52:26]  So because I work so hard, you know, aside from, I'm not talking even about this show.
[04:52:33]  I'm talking about like in my regular life and my other businesses and all this fucking shit I got to do.
[04:52:39]  You know, I work hard and, you know, it's like my treat.
[04:52:44]  It's like it's like, hey, ghost, here you go, dude.
[04:52:48]  It's fucking, you know, it's your time, baby.
[04:52:50]  And, you know, it is what it is.
[04:52:53]  I mean, that's why I'm like kind of talking to you guys like right now.
[04:52:56]  I'm talking to you, like personally, like you're at a bar.
[04:52:59]  Like you're next to me, dude.
[04:53:01]  That's Jesus.
[04:53:04]  I think I'm saying too much anyway, dude.
[04:53:06]  Hey, listen, why are you all fucking bitching about the fucking salad recipe, dude?
[04:53:11]  I'm not going to give it out.
[04:53:13]  All right.
[04:53:14]  I don't want to give it out, dude.
[04:53:15]  I mean, that's my favorite salad.
[04:53:17]  I eat that every day.
[04:53:19]  All right.
[04:53:19]  I eat it every day.
[04:53:24]  I mean, I remember I stay a little healthy, dude.
[04:53:26]  I'm not just throwing caution to the wind over here.
[04:53:28]  Okay.
[04:53:28]  I'm not just, you know, I mean, I'm trying to, you know, have, you know, my body somewhat replenish itself so I can continue to drink another day.
[04:53:41]  You know?
[04:53:42]  Anyway, that's horrible.
[04:53:45]  I'm sure Mrs. Ghost is listening.
[04:53:47]  Mrs. Ghost does not like that I drink so much.
[04:53:50]  She's very against it.
[04:53:52]  And, you know, she's tried to tell me, hey, Ghost, you know, you shouldn't be drinking so much.
[04:53:57]  And, you know, you're not a young man and you're not, you know, the only.
[04:54:01]  And I'm like, yeah, but what else is there to do around here?
[04:54:06]  What else is there to do besides chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug?
[04:54:16]  Although Mrs. Go, she drinks with me a lot, but she's not like me, dude.
[04:54:23]  She can like go days without drinking, like, you know, weeks.
[04:54:31]  I could go, you know, every time I try to stop drinking, it's like the fifth day is where it's like, what the fuck?
[04:54:40]  I need some kind of alcohol.
[04:54:42]  I just need a shot.
[04:54:43]  I need a margarita.
[04:54:45]  I need something.
[04:54:46]  It's sad.
[04:54:49]  See, it's looking.
[04:54:51]  I'm like pickle rick now.
[04:54:53]  You see, people are, you know, you people are comparing me to that pickle rick asshole on Rick and Morty.
[04:55:00]  I don't even watch that shit.
[04:55:01]  I watched one episode of it because, you know, everybody was talking about it.
[04:55:05]  People that listen to my broadcast, they were talking about it.
[04:55:08]  So I got to at least listen or do something about it.
[04:55:12]  At least watch it, give it a whirl.
[04:55:15]  And me and Mrs. Ghost.
[04:55:18]  Hold on, what the fuck?
[04:55:21]  What is this?
[04:55:22]  Ghost salad.
[04:55:22]  I've come back to ask how much I need to pay for this recipe.
[04:55:25]  I'm ready to get the ingredients right now, dude.
[04:55:30]  Come on, man.
[04:55:31]  I mean, I don't.
[04:55:34]  Come on, dude.
[04:55:36]  All right.
[04:55:37]  I'm not going to give it away.
[04:55:38]  All right.
[04:55:38]  Just don't ask me for that.
[04:55:40]  All right.
[04:55:42]  Don't ask me for that.
[04:55:44]  Holding capitalist.
[04:55:45]  Hey, Ghost.
[04:55:46]  Happy Baller Friday.
[04:55:48]  Consider this a six-pack of spot and beer.
[04:55:52]  Hey, that's very, very generous of you.
[04:55:54]  Thank you very much there, Holden Capitalist.
[04:55:56]  Cheers to you, dude.
[04:55:57]  Cheers to you.
[04:55:57]  I remember talking to you in the other chat.
[04:56:00]  And by the way, listen, I'd like, I don't know if y'all remember the other chat.
[04:56:05]  I had another chat room that I had back in the old, well, the 2018 era in which people could, you know, I think I forgot how much it was a month.
[04:56:19]  I forgot the price I put on it, but you paid so much a month and you got access to this like, you know, other chat room in which I would go into and I would talk to people.
[04:56:31]  And, you know, there are some people I've been holding capitalists, bro dog, you know, stuff like salad muncher.

=== Lord Flies Thunderdomes Five Hours Chat (02:57) ===

[04:56:40]  What if you sell a batch of postcards with the recipe on the back?
[04:56:47]  You know what?
[04:56:48]  I'm not worried.
[04:56:49]  I'm not about the, look, listen, dude.
[04:56:51]  I'm not about like really the, you know, the monetization of things, okay?
[04:56:58]  Like I did it because people wanted, like, you know, it made another element to the broadcast, etc.
[04:57:07]  I don't know, man.
[04:57:09]  I don't know.
[04:57:09]  I don't know if I'll do that.
[04:57:10]  I really don't, man.
[04:57:12]  Listen, the salad does exist, hamster rides, you fucking piece of crap.
[04:57:18]  And by the way, I am going to put a new autograph out.
[04:57:23]  I'm going to give it, like I said, to the first, to the top seven tip donators.
[04:57:30]  I'm going to email them here about Sunday or Monday and say, hey, what's your address?
[04:57:34]  And I'll just mail you the autograph.
[04:57:40]  I mean, I don't know, man.
[04:57:42]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[04:57:43]  I would like another chat because I remember that chat.
[04:57:49]  That chat was good.
[04:57:51]  Does anybody remember the Thunderdomes?
[04:57:55]  I don't know, man.
[04:57:56]  Those are fun times.
[04:57:57]  I don't know.
[04:57:58]  There's some people that were a brunt into the Thunderdomes in here that probably don't appreciate it.
[04:58:03]  But it was like Lord of the Flies.
[04:58:06]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:58:07]  That fucking chat room was like Lord of the Flies.
[04:58:10]  If y'all have never read or at least seen the movie of Lord of the Flies, that's literally what that chat room was.
[04:58:19]  That's literally what the fucking chat room was.
[04:58:21]  It was horrible.
[04:58:23]  All right.
[04:58:23]  It's serious.
[04:58:25]  It was horrible.
[04:58:29]  All right.
[04:58:29]  That's enough.
[04:58:30]  All right.
[04:58:30]  Let me go ahead and take a break.
[04:58:33]  I got a.
[04:58:35]  I've been here for five hours talking to you guys, man.
[04:58:38]  I've been here holding a piss in for five fucking hours so that I can continue to obligate myself over here because you people.
[04:58:48]  And by the way, I think that the price for the 12 buckers is going to be 15 or something.
[04:58:53]  I'm not trying to be like, hey, 20 bucks.
[04:58:56]  It's just got to be just enough so that there's not that many in which there's just back to the point where it's just like, now I'm here.
[04:59:09]  It's all it is.
[04:59:11]  I don't know what it is.
[04:59:12]  All right.
[04:59:14]  Just hope you understand what I'm saying.
[04:59:17]  It's just, yeah, only 15.
[04:59:23]  I'm just, I need to raise it a little bit, dude, so that people can be like, hey, all right, maybe I won't do it this time, etc.
[04:59:32]  You were expecting 25, dude.
[04:59:36]  What do I look like?

=== Crock Ghost Callers End Fucking News (15:22) ===

[04:59:37]  Shecklestein Noseberg?
[04:59:39]  You know what?
[04:59:40]  Never mind.
[04:59:40]  For fuck's sake, dude.
[04:59:42]  You see it?
[04:59:43]  No.
[04:59:44]  Listen.
[04:59:45]  Now you got me.
[04:59:46]  That was drunk talk.
[04:59:48]  That was a beer talking.
[04:59:54]  I have to take a break.
[04:59:56]  I'm sorry.
[04:59:56]  That was a beer talking.
[04:59:57]  I'm sorry.
[04:59:59]  I have to take a break.
[05:00:01]  Okay.
[05:00:02]  I'm sorry.
[05:00:03]  I'm sorry.
[05:00:05]  i have to i have to take a break hey don spew he misses the inside no No, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
[05:00:20]  That was the that was all the 4chan memes and all the garbage.
[05:00:26]  Everybody knows that I'm a friend of Israel and that I hope that Israel literally continues the onslaught on Iran and Iranian positions.
[05:00:38]  You all know that, all right?
[05:00:39]  That was that was, I don't know what the fuck that was.
[05:00:43]  Anyway, I gotta, I gotta, they're a great Israel is our greatest ally.
[05:00:50]  All right, anyway, uh, let me go ahead and uh let me go ahead and take a break, dude.
[05:00:58]  I can't believe I said that.
[05:00:59]  I'm sorry, that was that was not, that was not appropriate, okay?
[05:01:05]  Uh, that was not appropriate.
[05:01:07]  I'll be right back.
[05:01:08]  All right, don't go anywhere.
[05:01:10]  Let's go ahead, uh, put the insanity control, and uh, when we come back, radio graffiti.
[05:01:16]  Put it on, engineer.
[05:01:17]  I'll be right back for Christ's sake.
[05:01:21]  And we're
[05:05:01]  back, baby.
[05:05:02]  All right, sorry about that, folks.
[05:05:04]  Once again, we had to at least take a break, dude.
[05:05:08]  It's five hours and three minutes.
[05:05:10]  Yours truly has been doing this broadcast.
[05:05:13]  I'm telling you, baby, I'm a machine.
[05:05:17]  I'm a damn machine, for heaven's sake.
[05:05:21]  All right.
[05:05:23]  All right.
[05:05:23]  Well, let me see.
[05:05:24]  Where are we at here?
[05:05:25]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[05:05:26]  I forgot.
[05:05:27]  I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:05:35]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
[05:05:40]  That's right, folks.
[05:05:41]  Radio graffiti.
[05:05:42]  The part of the broadcast where the spectator becomes a part of the spectacle.
[05:05:46]  All you've got to do is call in that number right there, 515-604-9052.
[05:05:55]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, go ahead and push in 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, however you know it.
[05:06:07]  And once you do, you will be in queue.
[05:06:10]  You will be in queue to participate in radio graffiti.
[05:06:13]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti.
[05:06:28]  All right, does everybody understand what I'm saying here?
[05:06:30]  All right, does everybody understand this?
[05:06:32]  I hope so.
[05:06:33]  All right, without being, without being further ado, do we have radio graffiti callers at all, Engineer?
[05:06:43]  We got a few radio graffiti callers on this damn baller Friday.
[05:06:47]  So let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
[05:06:56]  All right, who the hell do we got here?
[05:06:58]  We got a few people.
[05:06:59]  How about how about hold on?
[05:07:02]  Put this up.
[05:07:03]  626 Radio Graffiti.
[05:07:05]  All right, first of all, that's an Obama phone.
[05:07:23]  And secondly, you're a sick fuck.
[05:07:25]  How about that?
[05:07:27]  Who else do we have here?
[05:07:29]  Good God.
[05:07:32]  Jesus Christ.
[05:07:34]  Thought you said we had callers here, Engineer.
[05:07:37]  We got a bunch of pricks.
[05:07:38]  I thought you said we had callers.
[05:07:44]  All right.
[05:07:45]  I guess we'll deal with it, I guess.
[05:07:47]  Who else we got here?
[05:07:48]  that John Lennon's ghost, Radio Graffiti.
[05:07:55]  This is nigger.
[05:07:57]  This is nigger.
[05:08:11]  Get that shit out of me.
[05:08:12]  Get out of here, man.
[05:08:14]  I never fucking said that shit.
[05:08:16]  I'm tired of you trolls splicing me, making me say.
[05:08:20]  I never fucking said that fucking shit.
[05:08:23]  Shit, fucking idiot.
[05:08:25]  I never fucking said that shit.
[05:08:28]  Damn it.
[05:08:29]  I'd buy that for you.
[05:08:30]  God damn it.
[05:08:31]  This is what happens when you drag the show on.
[05:08:35]  You know what, Gurak, go shoving up your ass.
[05:08:37]  Sorry, nobody's goddamn asked you.
[05:08:39]  I'm pissed.
[05:08:41]  I'm pissed at these fucking trolls, man.
[05:08:45]  They're out here.
[05:08:46]  They're splicing me for Christ's sake, man.
[05:08:49]  They're fucking splicing me.
[05:08:52]  They're splicing me.
[05:08:56]  Jesus Christ.
[05:09:00]  Oh, my God.
[05:09:01]  Who the hell is bathroom pervert radio graffiti?
[05:09:07]  Suck my dog shit.
[05:09:09]  Suck my dog shit.
[05:09:12]  Suck my dog.
[05:09:14]  Get that sick shit out of here.
[05:09:16]  Know what's your obsession with that garbage?
[05:09:18]  It's fucking disgusting, you pieces of crap.
[05:09:23]  Good God.
[05:09:24]  I mean, you all see what I gotta deal with, dude.
[05:09:28]  For heaven's sake, how about how about Michael Mel, radio graffiti?
[05:09:34]  Ghost of Lyron Crock, ghost of Laron Crock, ghost of Lyon Crock, ghost of Lyron Crock, ghost of Lyron Crock, ghost of Lyron Crock, ghost of Lyon Crock, ghost of Lyon Crock, ghost of Lyon Crock, ghost of Lyon Crock, ghost of Lyron Crock, fuck you.
[05:09:47]  And listen, I don't like this new clock meme that you people are doing because I'm telling you, it pisses me off.
[05:09:55]  When you put that stupid emoji on the damn chat room, it reminds me of some fucking little dork with a fucking four eyes, little beady eyes, a little fucking fucking rodent teeth out here, you know, pointing at his watch like he's the boss, looking at you like, hey, hey, hurry up, all right, pal?
[05:10:11]  Let's just fucking punch somebody in the face.
[05:10:20]  I'm sorry.
[05:10:23]  How about Michael Bay, radio graffiti, Michael Bay?
[05:10:28]  Seriously, Samsung, ghost.
[05:10:36]  Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
[05:10:39]  Clock me!
[05:10:40]  Don't clock me!
[05:10:55]  You fuckin' asshole, fuckin' Samson.
[05:10:59]  Super asshole!
[05:11:02]  Don't fucking clock me!
[05:11:06]  Piece of shit!
[05:11:12]  Don't clock me!
[05:11:17]  Don't, you know, fucking radio graffiti, man.
[05:11:22]  This is fucking stupid.
[05:11:24]  I don't even know why I keep doing this.
[05:11:26]  I don't even know why I keep doing this for Christ's sake.
[05:11:29]  Who the hell is this?
[05:11:31]  KSAT News.
[05:11:33]  K-Set News Radio Graffiti.
[05:11:39]  This is Zed Commander, live for KSAT News.
[05:11:42]  This, Justin, we have reports of an elderly, obese man in a wheelchair, supposedly rampaging around the San Antonio downtown area, breaking into liquor stores while yelling profanities, making off with large quantities of canned beer.
[05:11:54]  He is most easily identified by his bald head and permanent, angry, toothless gaze.
[05:11:59]  This man is deemed extremely dangerous.
[05:12:02]  So should you encounter him, stay clear and report to the authorities.
[05:12:05]  We'll keep you updated on this story as it develops.
[05:12:08]  So stay tuned.
[05:12:09]  Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking piece?
[05:12:12]  I fucking get fucking toy boys.
[05:12:20]  Fucking asshole, man.
[05:12:23]  And you're using KSAT news, like the local news for Christ's sake.
[05:12:29]  Yeah, that's fucking cute.
[05:12:30]  Zed Commander, that's fucking cute.
[05:12:37]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
[05:12:38]  I just want to put that out there again.
[05:12:41]  I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, all right?
[05:12:47]  Christ, dude.
[05:12:48]  I just give me my fucking.
[05:12:52]  I need another smoke, dude.
[05:12:53]  I just, I, I, I need another smoke.
[05:12:56]  I, I, I, I don't know how I can continue to go on without more intoxicants, all right?
[05:13:11]  Alright, I killed that.
[05:13:15]  I killed that there.
[05:13:19]  Gotta hold it in to let it hit the brain.
[05:13:27]  All right.
[05:13:28]  Let's.
[05:13:29]  How do you fucking how am I fake smoking?
[05:13:34]  How am I fake smoking, dude?
[05:13:37]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[05:13:39]  All right, who else do we have here?
[05:13:46]  What?
[05:13:47]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:13:48]  British ghost and his Brexit ghost son.
[05:13:56]  What the hell happened?
[05:13:59]  What the hell happened to him, engineer?
[05:14:01]  Oh, here it is.
[05:14:02]  Here it is again.
[05:14:03]  I'm sorry.
[05:14:03]  All right.
[05:14:04]  All right.
[05:14:04]  My bad.
[05:14:05]  British ghost and his son Brexit ghost.
[05:14:11]  American Game Master Radio Grafilters.
[05:14:14]  Hold on, son.
[05:14:14]  You've got somebody over there making some roughings in your knickers, do you?
[05:14:19]  Well, you know, you should go out there and whoop the bejesus out of your knickers.
[05:14:25]  You know, you got your anger.
[05:14:27]  Why don't you use your anger to kick the crap out of all your knickers?
[05:14:31]  You know what I mean?
[05:14:33]  Kill damn niggers.
[05:14:38]  This fucking shit out of here.
[05:14:39]  I didn't say that.
[05:14:42]  Fucking trick shit.
[05:14:46]  Fucking idiot.
[05:14:48]  All right, listen.
[05:14:49]  All right.
[05:14:49]  That I said Nick.
[05:14:52]  Nick Ers.
[05:14:53]  All right.
[05:14:55]  You know, that's what I said there.
[05:14:56]  That other stuff at the end, they fucking splice me, dude.

=== Splice 956 Radio Keller Roughings (07:11) ===

[05:15:00]  All right.
[05:15:00]  They splice me at the end.
[05:15:02]  I mean, fucking assholes, man.
[05:15:04]  I'm going to end this fucking radio graffiti because, I mean, this is all you got, dude.
[05:15:11]  I mean, it's just going to piss me off.
[05:15:13]  And, you know, it's already 149 in the morning over here in San Antonio, Texas, for heaven's sake.
[05:15:26]  I'm just, I don't know what to say, dude.
[05:15:29]  I don't know what to say.
[05:15:30]  All right.
[05:15:30]  How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[05:15:36]  What's going on, ghost?
[05:15:38]  What's up, man?
[05:15:41]  I'm drinking a Budweiser.
[05:15:42]  Crack one open for me.
[05:15:45]  Yeah, I'll do that right now.
[05:15:47]  Get some more beer.
[05:15:48]  Yeah, I can do that.
[05:15:50]  I can do that right here.
[05:15:51]  All right, ready?
[05:15:52]  Here it is.
[05:15:53]  Cheers, man.
[05:15:56]  There it is, right there.
[05:15:57]  Oh, that shit is fucking spilling all over me, man.
[05:16:01]  I look like I just pissed myself now.
[05:16:08]  Great show, as always, guys.
[05:16:09]  Cheers.
[05:16:10]  Thank you, man.
[05:16:11]  I appreciate it.
[05:16:11]  Hold on.
[05:16:12]  I got fucking.
[05:16:14]  Thank you very much, man.
[05:16:16]  Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oy, oy, oy.
[05:16:19]  All right, that's what I gotta say to that.
[05:16:21]  But I got goddamn beer all over my goddamn Nick Nick knickers.
[05:16:27]  All right, my damn Jesus Christ.
[05:16:35]  Jesus.
[05:16:37]  Looks like I pissed myself.
[05:16:39]  I didn't piss myself.
[05:16:41]  It just freaking beer.
[05:16:45]  All right, it's just goddamn beer.
[05:16:47]  Look, I'm only gonna take a couple more of these, man.
[05:16:50]  What else do we have here?
[05:16:51]  We got another anonymous radio graffiti.
[05:17:00]  All right.
[05:17:01]  They, they, they.
[05:17:02]  They're Helen Keller deaf mutes or something.
[05:17:05]  Who else do we have here?
[05:17:07]  How about 956 Radio Graffiti?
[05:17:16]  Hey, 956 Radio Graffiti.
[05:17:19]  What are you doing?
[05:17:22]  Jesus Christ, fucking Helen Keller deaf mutes, dude.
[05:17:25]  Come on, man.
[05:17:28]  Come on.
[05:17:30]  Ain't nobody got time for that.
[05:17:34]  Who else we got here?
[05:17:36]  How about 413, Radio Graffiti?
[05:17:40]  Hey, come, Guzzler.
[05:17:43]  Call from Springfield.
[05:17:45]  Like to get slammed in the ass.
[05:17:50]  All right, get this fucking sick pervert for Christ's sake.
[05:17:56]  I mean, good God, man.
[05:17:59]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
[05:18:04]  Who else do we have here?
[05:18:06]  about uh oh man 987 radio graffiti well another another helen keller death mute dude Hello?
[05:18:23]  Yeah, goodbye, you fucking stupid idiot.
[05:18:26]  How about 661, Radio Graffiti?
[05:18:32]  Hey, ghosts.
[05:18:33]  Good show tonight.
[05:18:34]  Would you mind putting me back on mute?
[05:18:36]  My internet's out, and I want to keep listening.
[05:18:38]  All right, no problem.
[05:18:39]  All right, let's go ahead and do that.
[05:18:42]  Cheers to you.
[05:18:43]  Thank you very much for the big ups.
[05:18:49]  How about 805, Radio Graffiti?
[05:18:54]  Hello?
[05:18:55]  What's up?
[05:18:57]  Hey, I have special powers.
[05:19:00]  I can shape shift into anything.
[05:19:02]  I can shape shift into a clock.
[05:19:04]  You know what, go, go.
[05:19:14]  Fucking.
[05:19:16]  You see what you fucking trolls have done, dude?
[05:19:18]  You see this?
[05:19:19]  You see what you're inspiring?
[05:19:22]  You see what you're conjuring up here?
[05:19:29]  No wonder I have to get sloppy drunk just to do this shit.
[05:19:34]  All right, where are we?
[05:19:39]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:19:40]  What we trolls think of certain people, radio graffiti.
[05:19:45]  Yes, ghost, you're absolutely right.
[05:19:47]  We do tend to feed the retired guy some good old nicety insults.
[05:19:53]  And soon after, we start to insult the guy behind his back.
[05:19:59]  And eventually, out in public, too.
[05:20:04]  And then we have the engineer who totally kicks ass.
[05:20:08]  You're a rock engineer.
[05:20:11]  I walk in to look at people that had just said that I was doing a cover-up.
[05:20:17]  I do cover-ups.
[05:20:18]  You people know that probably better than anybody.
[05:20:21]  Shut up.
[05:20:22]  All right.
[05:20:22]  First of all, I didn't understand.
[05:20:25]  I mean, your autism was showing during the time you were talking, and then you tried to splice my president.
[05:20:32]  You're trying to splice my president.
[05:20:34]  Let me tell you something.
[05:20:35]  The Russia Trump docs are going to come out, and it's going to expose the Democrats weaponizing the FBI and elements of the DOJ for political purposes.
[05:20:47]  And that is treason, and that cannot be done ever again.
[05:20:51]  Ever again.
[05:20:54]  All right, who is this?
[05:20:56]  Your boss, Michael, Radio Graffiti.
[05:21:01]  Ghost alarm clock, all right, all right, ghost alarm clock, ghost alarm, we get it, all right, Jesus Christ.
[05:21:19]  Uh, who else do we have here?
[05:21:20]  How about uh all right, how about 860 radio graffiti?
[05:21:29]  Hey, ghost, how are you doing, buddy?
[05:21:31]  Hey, what's up, man?
[05:21:34]  I'm just having a good time as well.
[05:21:37]  Oh, yeah, you're having a pretty good Friday night.
[05:21:40]  Yep, oh, yeah, what you doing?
[05:21:44]  Oh, you got a burger and noodles, yeah.
[05:21:48]  Well, that's cool, man.
[05:21:49]  My mom made it for me.
[05:21:50]  Oh, your mom made it for you.
[05:21:52]  Uh, uh, this do you like your burger?
[05:21:55]  Do you like your burger medium rare?
[05:22:00]  I'm not sure what that are, but uh, just a good burger, that's all.
[05:22:04]  All right, cool, man.
[05:22:05]  Cool.
[05:22:06]  Uh, so how you doing, man?
[05:22:07]  What you want to tell us?

=== Cool Man Headset VR Tracks Experience (06:56) ===

[05:22:11]  Uh, I don't know.
[05:22:12]  I just couldn't think about this stuff, but uh, well, you know, I mean, all right, man.
[05:22:19]  Hey, uh, cheers to you, and uh, do you want to give any shout-outs?
[05:22:25]  Uh, shout out for you, ghosts for Wayo Kaffee, and also not bad for the music.
[05:22:31]  Also, the cheers, ghost, and uh, bye-bye.
[05:22:34]  Woo!
[05:22:35]  All right, man, thank you very much.
[05:22:37]  I appreciate it, man.
[05:22:38]  You know, that was a very well-spoken fellow right there.
[05:22:42]  Uh, who else do we have here?
[05:22:44]  How about uh Jesus Christ, how about uh 661 radio graffiti?
[05:22:52]  Oh, hey, uh, you had me on the hold, so I can keep listening.
[05:22:57]  Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah, you're training or whatever you're doing.
[05:23:00]  I forgot about that.
[05:23:01]  All right, uh, how about uh 682 radio graffiti?
[05:23:09]  Hey, what's going on, ghost, Mr. BM King?
[05:23:12]  How you doing?
[05:23:12]  Hey, what's up, BN King?
[05:23:14]  How you doing, man?
[05:23:15]  Hey, nothing much, man.
[05:23:17]  I'm actually uh listening to your show on a VR headset, which is kind of pretty cool, to be honest.
[05:23:23]  And yeah, I'm just here just listening and watching your show for a minute.
[05:23:28]  Hey, tell tell me a little bit about the VR reality.
[05:23:32]  What do you think of it?
[05:23:33]  And not to mention, what system do you have?
[05:23:37]  Okay, so, of course, I didn't tell you what kind of headset I have here.
[05:23:41]  So, it is an well, it's an Oculus Quest.
[05:23:46]  Just came out here about two days ago.
[05:23:49]  I've been pretty much just yesterday.
[05:23:54]  I had it hooked up.
[05:23:57]  It's kind of hard to explain, though, because, of course, the headset itself, it's wireless.
[05:24:02]  It's like it's not connected to a computer or whatnot.
[05:24:06]  So, let's just say that, of course, you know, if you're gonna, I'm just gonna be in it for just for the immersed experience rather than the graphics.
[05:24:14]  But I gotta explain to you, man.
[05:24:17]  It's kind of uh, man, it's kind of hard for me to tell you this, but it's really like, you know, you're really when you're like when I put that headset on and just go into it, it is something like, you know, like you, it's kind of like it's hard to explain.
[05:24:35]  It's just out of this world that you're like, you're you're really like in it.
[05:24:39]  You're really in it, and it is virtual reality.
[05:24:43]  And I got a couple of games here that, of course, I got like, you know, the Beast Saber, those kinds of type of games.
[05:24:53]  And I gotta say, it's kind of fun in the movement.
[05:24:56]  And the headset, it tracks your head movement.
[05:25:01]  It's not like body movement, it tracks your hand, your like you know, your hands because you got like two joysticks, sort of that, of course, you know, it just tracks your hands.
[05:25:12]  And of course, you have your the you know, your head because your head is what you're you're moving, and it has like the tracking around, it has motions all around, of course.
[05:25:23]  So, you know, it also, you know, shows you.
[05:25:26]  And yeah, if you're like, you know, try to step away of some certain play area, I mean, pretty much it'll just spot it right away, of course.
[05:25:35]  So, and just cutting down short, I mean, really, it's it's really kind of a nifty, cool, uh, you know, little device that you know, it's you know, it's not like you know, you're gonna be expecting too much because I know that there is limitation onto this, it's not like what the PC does because the PC, you know, if you have like a rift or a HTZ vibe, those are like the most powerful that you will experience like more details.
[05:26:02]  But you know, as for the you know, what I have is an Oculus Quest in which it has limitations, like you know, you there's certain stuff that you know, you if you're like, you know, it's it won't handle too much, let's just say that.
[05:26:16]  So, but it still has a lit, I mean, it's really just you know, it's it's getting to the point that you know, there is gonna be like a market for, you know, if anyone wants to go get it, you can't afford a big wig or a big gaming PC.
[05:26:31]  I mean, just uh, you know, just go get this one because this one really is as much as you know, it's not as better as the PC, but at least you're you're gonna go in it and experience like what you are on as a PC.
[05:26:45]  So, I would say that it's uh, it's really cool, man.
[05:26:48]  I mean, I really enjoyed it.
[05:26:50]  Hey, I'm glad to hear that from you, man, because I, you know, I've been wanting to get one, I've been waiting for the HTC Vive Cosmos, and I'm glad that you understand the full immersion of it-the full immersion of being in the game.
[05:27:04]  Have you played like a shoot-em-up game?
[05:27:07]  Have you played something where it kind of scared you a little bit?
[05:27:11]  Yeah, I did.
[05:27:12]  Um, yeah, the shooting game I played here, well, I just bought it to just today was a zombie cut sort of a game, kind of like a house of the dead type.
[05:27:21]  And um, it's kind of like, whoa, man, is that how like it really uh shoots, man?
[05:27:27]  It just feels like so real, man.
[05:27:29]  It's just like, man, I'm I'm like, you know, shooting some zombies, and of course, you're also gonna like millie them, hitting them with like a baseball bat or pitchfork.
[05:27:39]  I mean, yeah, it's like you're really you're just really in there, man.
[05:27:43]  It's you really, I'm just really just you know, just it's incredible.
[05:27:48]  I mean, I can't say no more words because really, that's just how I am right now in experience, man.
[05:27:54]  It's just it's really incredible.
[05:27:57]  Well, that's cool, man.
[05:27:58]  I'm glad that uh, you know, you're giving me some enthusiasm to buy it, and uh, I'm looking forward to getting it, man.
[05:28:05]  And we'll do some VR stuff.
[05:28:06]  Do you want to give any shout outs to anybody?
[05:28:09]  Nah, surely, man.
[05:28:10]  Uh, shout out to the chat room, shout out to Twilly Atkins, to Brooke Nooko, to you, and everybody else in the IC.
[05:28:17]  I hope you enjoy a good Memorial Day weekend and to, you know, everybody else.
[05:28:22]  You know, you guys have a good weekend as well.
[05:28:23]  So, thanks again, Ghost, for having me here in the show.
[05:28:26]  And hopefully, when you get the your um VR headset, man, um, definitely, man.
[05:28:33]  Just uh, check out, I'll recommend some of your games like Beat Saber.
[05:28:37]  That's a good recommendation.
[05:28:38]  Drop dead, another one I would recommend to you to check it out.
[05:28:42]  And yeah, just check out what you want to check it out, man.
[05:28:46]  So, thanks again, ghost.
[05:28:47]  You have a good night.
[05:28:47]  Hey, thank you, man.
[05:28:49]  That's Mr. BNK right there.
[05:28:51]  And giving us some insight on VR.
[05:28:54]  I'm telling you, I want to get into VR.
[05:28:56]  I can't wait for the HTC Vive Cosmos.
[05:29:00]  I'm going to try to buy it.
[05:29:01]  You know, it is what it is.
[05:29:03]  And, you know, hopefully we'll all be doing this show in VR one day or some shit.

=== Winning Champions Saturday Night Troll Show (11:50) ===

[05:29:08]  I don't know.
[05:29:09]  Anyway, let me have another drink.
[05:29:13]  All right.
[05:29:16]  Great insight by BN King, man.
[05:29:18]  Cheers to that, dude.
[05:29:20]  I'm telling you, I want to get a VR setup even more after hearing the description of BN King, man, the full immersion and everything of that.
[05:29:32]  That was awesome.
[05:29:34]  All right.
[05:29:35]  Who else do we have here?
[05:29:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:29:40]  Shouldn't even be doing this for heaven's sake.
[05:29:43]  570 Radio Graffiti.
[05:29:50]  Hey, 570, what the fuck are you doing?
[05:29:55]  Well, the message today is all the white people need to organize and stay away from the niggers.
[05:30:00]  We've got to keep the white race here.
[05:30:02]  A race war is stopped.
[05:30:03]  One ain't gone.
[05:30:05]  No, no, We're not going there.
[05:30:16]  Do you understand that?
[05:30:18]  And not to mention, that's an Obama phone.
[05:30:21]  So how could you be pissed off at the black folk when a black man gave you an Obama phone?
[05:30:26]  I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
[05:30:30]  413 Radio Graffiti.
[05:30:34]  Hey, come, Guzzler.
[05:30:37]  What that carpet off.
[05:30:38]  Jesus Christ.
[05:30:41]  Oh, my God.
[05:30:42]  These fucking perverts, dude.
[05:30:46]  What is this?
[05:30:47]  PSA about the wires, radio graffiti.
[05:30:51]  We got Rop of the Beat, Radio Graffiti.
[05:30:54]  God damn, hold on a second.
[05:30:56]  Why is this goddamn thing keep getting stuck on my chair wheel, man?
[05:31:00]  God damn it.
[05:31:02]  Uh-oh.
[05:31:04]  Oh, God.
[05:31:05]  I fucking hurt myself.
[05:31:19]  Jesus Christ, I'm in a wheelchair.
[05:31:31]  Fuck you, you fucking dumb fucks.
[05:31:35]  I'm fucking tired of this.
[05:31:37]  Fucking shit.
[05:31:39]  Tired of this shit.
[05:31:42]  Ah!
[05:31:43]  Damn it!
[05:31:45]  Oh, God.
[05:31:47]  Fucking pieces of shit, man.
[05:31:49]  I got shit all over fucking place.
[05:31:54]  Listen, I think that's it, dude.
[05:31:58]  I can't do anymore, dude.
[05:31:59]  I can't.
[05:32:01]  All right, look.
[05:32:06]  Five hours and 30 minutes.
[05:32:08]  I've been doing this shit with you fucking people.
[05:32:14]  Five hours and now 31 minutes.
[05:32:18]  Five hours and 31 minutes.
[05:32:22]  I'm done, dude.
[05:32:23]  I got to do a fucking Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
[05:32:26]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:32:27]  You people are fucking coming at me at fucking radio graffiti like this.
[05:32:31]  I'm fucking, I'm out of here, man.
[05:32:33]  I'm fucking out of here.
[05:32:35]  Yeah, goodbye is right for Christ's sake.
[05:32:39]  Goodbye is right.
[05:32:42]  Listen, I'm fucking tired, dude.
[05:32:45]  I thought I was going to have a decent fucking show.
[05:32:48]  I was going to talk about how the president is declassifying the Russia Trump documents, and he's going to expose the deep state.
[05:32:57]  He's going to expose the Democrats.
[05:33:00]  He's going to expose the goddamn corruption in Washington, D.C.
[05:33:07]  I wanted to talk about all this.
[05:33:09]  I wanted to talk about the war with Iran.
[05:33:12]  I wanted to talk about that stupid dumb wimey idiot, Teresa May, resigning as prime minister.
[05:33:20]  The damage is done already, UK.
[05:33:23]  You're divided, and now you idiots are going to go for a second referendum like a bunch of more.
[05:33:28]  What is this?
[05:33:29]  Major fail to all trolls tonight.
[05:33:31]  Holy shit.
[05:33:32]  Ghost won the show.
[05:33:35]  What?
[05:33:37]  I won?
[05:33:40]  I fuck.
[05:33:41]  Really?
[05:33:45]  Really?
[05:33:47]  I fucking won?
[05:33:53]  Oh, shit.
[05:33:54]  Hold on.
[05:33:55]  I gotta hear this again.
[05:33:56]  Hold on.
[05:33:57]  I'm gonna replay that dono.
[05:33:59]  Hold on just a second.
[05:34:00]  Hold on.
[05:34:02]  Did I?
[05:34:03]  Is this real?
[05:34:04]  Major fail to all trolls tonight.
[05:34:06]  Holy shit.
[05:34:07]  Ghost won the show.
[05:34:12]  Oh, man.
[05:34:14]  Episode 60.
[05:34:16]  You heard it.
[05:34:18]  You heard it.
[05:34:19]  And they're even saying it on the chat room.
[05:34:22]  Yes.
[05:34:23]  Yeah! I want against you fucking trolls, dude!
[05:34:36]  I fucking told you. I fucking told you. I fucking told you. I fucking told you.
[05:34:49]  I fucking won, dude.
[05:34:51]  They're even saying it in the chat room, dude.
[05:34:53]  They're even saying it in the chat room, man.
[05:35:01]  Woo!
[05:35:02]  Look, I would play this song.
[05:35:04]  I don't want to get copyright struck, but we are the champions.
[05:35:11]  We are the champions.
[05:35:15]  No time for loser.
[05:35:18]  Trolls, because we're the champions, baby.
[05:35:22]  Of the world.
[05:35:27]  Yes, ghost, you won.
[05:35:29]  You won it being our dancing monkey.
[05:35:32]  Fuck it.
[05:35:33]  I'm not a monkey.
[05:35:34]  I don't dance for nobody, all right?
[05:35:37]  I decided to stay up to listen to RG.
[05:35:39]  Holy shit, RG was bad.
[05:35:41]  No denying.
[05:35:42]  Oh, yeah!
[05:35:46]  Yes!
[05:35:47]  Yes!
[05:35:47]  Patiently waiting!
[05:35:49]  And my cock, my cock said I won!
[05:35:53]  Patiently waiting, and my cock said I won, baby!
[05:35:57]  I won!
[05:36:02]  Yes!
[05:36:05]  I fucking, I think I'm starting to know you, trolls, man.
[05:36:09]  I think I'm starting to know you, trolls, man.
[05:36:17]  Oh, God.
[05:36:19]  Hey, hey, and some of you in the chat room, pipe your ass down.
[05:36:23]  I won, okay?
[05:36:25]  I won.
[05:36:27]  All right?
[05:36:29]  Good show, Ghost.
[05:36:30]  Loved hearing about the quest.
[05:36:32]  I'm a quest owner as well.
[05:36:33]  It's worth the $400 ghost.
[05:36:36]  Trust me.
[05:36:37]  Have a great night, my dude.
[05:36:39]  All right.
[05:36:39]  All right.
[05:36:40]  Yeah.
[05:36:41]  The quest.
[05:36:41]  What the hell?
[05:36:42]  Hold the hell.
[05:36:43]  Look, I won, dude.
[05:36:44]  I won.
[05:36:49]  All right, look.
[05:36:50]  Okay, I won.
[05:36:51]  I'm feeling great.
[05:36:52]  I mean, what a fucking icing on the cake.
[05:36:54]  A fucking cherry on top.
[05:36:57]  All right.
[05:36:58]  And oh, yeah, the Oculus Quest.
[05:36:59]  I'm sorry.
[05:37:00]  All right.
[05:37:00]  My bad, L. Thank you, L.
[05:37:02]  I appreciate it.
[05:37:03]  Listen, I'm going to be back since I did win.
[05:37:06]  I was going to take Saturday off.
[05:37:08]  I want to be wanted to be honest with you.
[05:37:11]  But since I won, I'm going to be back tomorrow for the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
[05:37:22]  And I've got some things in my sleeve here, okay?
[05:37:25]  I'm going to be 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:37:29]  I'm going to potentially do a scavenger hunt.
[05:37:33]  I'm going to give the information.
[05:37:35]  You got to listen live.
[05:37:37]  You got to listen live.
[05:37:39]  And by the way, I am going to try to get the top seven donators who are going to receive my newest.
[05:37:47]  I mean, this is something that nobody else has.
[05:37:49]  The newest autograph from yours truly as a thank you for hooking it up.
[05:37:56]  A lot of things happening.
[05:37:57]  We're going to do something on the troll show.
[05:38:00]  And it's going to be badass.
[05:38:03]  All right.
[05:38:04]  And listen, I won.
[05:38:05]  I love that everybody is being so humble and they're conceding to the fact that I'm winning.
[05:38:12]  I'm winning.
[05:38:15]  I'm sorry.
[05:38:16]  I don't mean to be so fucking giddy.
[05:38:18]  I don't mean to be so fucking giddy about this, dude.
[05:38:21]  But I feel great, man.
[05:38:23]  I feel great.
[05:38:24]  Anyway, Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
[05:38:27]  Follow me on this, what do you call this, YouTube?
[05:38:31]  Follow me on YouTube and make sure to hit the bell.
[05:38:33]  Don't just subscribe.
[05:38:34]  Hit the little bell or something so you can get notification.
[05:38:38]  I want to say cheers to you all because I won and thank you.
[05:38:42]  And I want to dedicate this win to myself.
[05:38:50]  All right.
[05:38:51]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[05:38:53]  I'm a machine, baby.
[05:38:54]  Five hours, 37 minutes tomorrow, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:38:59]  We're going to have some fun tomorrow.
[05:39:00]  We're going to see if there's any streams that we can patronize.
[05:39:04]  We're going to be doing a lot of things tomorrow, baby.
[05:39:06]  And look, let me know if we should do another date line.
[05:39:10]  I don't know.
[05:39:10]  Everybody seems to be wanting to do that, but we're going to try to do some other things tomorrow.
[05:39:14]  All right.
[05:39:15]  Anyway, I'm out of here.
[05:39:18]  Cheers to you all, baby.
[05:39:20]  I am the winner.
[05:39:23]  Winning, winning.
[05:39:24]  The tiger blood is flowing through me, baby.
[05:39:27]  Winning, winning, winning, winning.
[05:39:30]  Episode 60, winning, winning.
[05:39:32]  Just like my president winning, winning.
[05:39:35]  Just like Trump winning, winning, winning.
[05:39:43]  And let me tell you, before I get out of here, I got to chug a lug, and I got to say cheers to everybody out there.
[05:39:51]  You know, thank you for spending your Friday night with me.
[05:39:56]  Cheers to you guys.
[05:39:57]  Chug a lug.
[05:39:58]  Happy Memorial Day.
[05:39:59]  We're going to be broadcasting tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:40:02]  But if you don't hear from me again, have a good Memorial Day.
[05:40:05]  And if you're in the United States, make sure to recognize all the folks that make things like this possible because they're out there keeping away the enemies and, you know, the jihadists and the terrorists and the folks that want to do America ill will.
[05:40:24]  They're out there doing it.
[05:40:25]  So cheers, baby.
[05:40:26]  I'm out of here.
[05:40:31]  Thank you very much.
[05:40:33]  I'm out of here.
[05:40:34]  I won, dude.
[05:40:35]  I fucking won, dude.
[05:40:39]  I can't believe it.
[05:40:40]  I'm serious, man.
[05:40:42]  I'm out of here.
[05:40:43]  Cheers to you guys.
[05:40:44]  I'll be here Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[05:40:50]  And by the way, follow me on YouTube.
[05:40:54]  All right.
[05:40:54]  I'm outta here.
[05:40:56]  Ha ha ha ha.
[05:40:58]  Woo!