Ghost condemns Game of Thrones as trash and links fantasy infatuation to fake news, while denying Russia-Trump collusion and labeling Democrats anti-American scum. He attacks Elon Musk as a fraud receiving $5 billion in tax dollars, critiques the psychological industry for rising suicides, and mocks Michael Avenatti and Stormy Daniels. Ghost advocates invading Iran to eliminate clerics and demands Iraq repay $4 trillion, equating globalism with communism. Amidst chaotic "12 buckers" segments and chat room trolls, he smokes marijuana, drinks beer, and threatens violence before ending the broadcast in exhaustion. [Automatically generated summary]
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And this is episode 59.
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
And let everybody know that the Ghost Show is live.
That's right, folks.
Episode 59.
And guess what?
The Game of Thrones is trash.
All right, you heard it.
Game of Thrones is trash.
All right, I said it.
All right.
Enough of this fantasy infatuation.
I'm sick of this obsession about fantasy, Marvel, and all this other fiction bullshit.
Excuse my French, but I'm sick of it.
And I'm going to explain why I'm so sick of it and how it's affecting our modern day society being so infatuated with fantasy.
Game of Thrones is trash.
And I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.
We got a lot of other things to talk about today, folks.
Damn right.
Talk about the president.
Talking about the Democratic feminist hero, Michael Abinatti.
What happened to that son of a bitch?
You're damn right.
All right.
Go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
Take it out for Christ's sake.
All right.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
I am the host, the man they call Ghost, and you're listening to the Ghost Show, episode 59.
I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
Let everybody know.
Oh, Jesus.
Hold on just a second.
I think I might, I don't think you can get that one.
I think I got to do something.
36 o'clock, 7 o'clock.
I got to redo that one.
I know y'all probably can't get it.
10 o'clock, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 130.
I know, I know, I know.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Everywhere I go, I'm bombarded with this game of thrones trash and unclear.
Understand, you're damn right.
You people spend your lives on TV for you.
Damn, right, I'm repeating dark music.
Like, oh, God, Engineer, my catheter bag just.
Shut up.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
I'm sick of those goddamn donations, man.
And here's me, magician.
All right.
This is one time I completely agree with you, ghosts.
Game of Thrones is absolute garbage and highly overrated.
There's the Dark Me Magician girl when we get to the next one.
Read again, I see.
6 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock.
And of course, it'd be Dark Me Magician complaining.
A woman complaining about time.
That's ironic.
That's ironic for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Liz L. Game of Thrones is trash.
Thank you for saying it.
I'm going to talk about it here in a second.
I'm glad I'd love to hear you back on the show again, Ghost.
Thank you.
Keep up the awesome work.
I appreciate it, Liz L.
And I'll break these 12 buckers for Christ.
Captain Autism wants a 12 bucker.
We're going to get to the 12 buckers in a little bit, okay?
And by the way, I'm hoping by the end of this week, all right, next week these 12 buckers are going to go up in price, dude.
Because I'm tired of you people bombarding me with a bunch of 12 buckers, obligating me to watch your stupid YouTube videos.
It makes me sick.
Mean magician, at least she's always on time.
Now, time to clock in, Ghostler.
I'm the fucking, first of all, don't call me Ghostler.
And secondly, don't clock me, you asshole, all right?
I know you idiots were having so much fun acting like I'm some kind of a goddamn on-the-clock slutbag or some on-the-clock whore, and you people were clocking me yesterday.
I don't appreciate that shit.
All right, now I'm raising the price of these 12 buckers because I don't want to be bombarded with them, dude.
That's like the whole fucking show.
You people keep bombarding me with goddamn 12 buckers.
All right, I don't appreciate it, dude.
I completely agree.
Game of Thrones is the most overrated.
We're going to talk about that.
And I don't know how much we're, I mean, I'm obviously not going to put them up that high.
But give me a break.
Captain Autism, my $12 is an image, not a video.
Look at it now.
I don't know.
I'll look at it when I feel like it, you sack of crap.
All right, don't sit over here and dictate to me what I'm doing here.
You sorry sack of trash.
Me magician, I sponsor your show, so of course I have to clock you.
Hey, down forward punchers.
Cheers to down forward punch.
Cheers to down forward punch, baby.
You're damn right.
Black hat, excuse me, when was it ever good?
Your show is about as boring, but tolerance.
Shut up, all right, Black Hat.
Who the fuck asked you?
Cheers to the down forward punch, dude.
Game of Thrones is fucking genius, and all the Salty Jr. shippers who have been in the middle of the day.
I knew we were going to get one of these.
I knew we were going to get one of these fucking people.
I can't believe you assholes would agree with a troglodyte like I knew we were going to get one of these people.
Look, I'm going to get to the 12 buckers in a second, Captain Autism.
Don't sit here and dictate what I'm going to do on my show.
Secondly, cheers to down forward punch.
I appreciate the 12 buckers, man.
Cheers.
And the reason I titled the show The Game of Thrones is trash is because it is garbage.
I mean, did you see how many celebrities and how many people were circle jerking on social media about this trash?
I mean, enough.
All right.
Enough of this crap.
And not just the Game of Thrones.
I don't mean to be specifically targeting it.
It just happens to be the flavor of fantasy of the day.
But that's about enough of this fantasy infatuation.
All right.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of this infatuation of fantasy and fiction.
I think it's this foundation.
You know, the mass appeal of all this fantasy is the reason why MSNBC and CNN can literally shit out fake news on a consistent basis and have you people actually believe it.
All right.
This is very dangerous for our society.
This infatuation with fiction and fantasy that it needs to stop.
I mean, people need to get a dose of reality for Christ's sake.
All right.
This Game of Thrones crap is never going to happen.
Hey, Ghost, did you see the backhand Trump gave Democrats about the investigation?
You're damn right.
I'm going to talk about it today, Tijuana genius.
If I could get to it, these people let me talk.
Get to the point already.
10 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
Shut your stupid ass with your gun.
Don't clock me.
Don't clock me, you asshole.
10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
We get it, mean magician.
You're a piece of trash.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Don't forget with the most predictable plot twists.
A drunken ape with Down syndrome could write a better place.
It reminds me of a certain show about capitalism.
You fucking bitch.
You know, I was just about to agree with you, you dumb broad.
And there's Diablo with a 12-bucker.
I'll get to the 12 buckers in a minute, all right?
I'll get to the 12 buckers in a minute.
I mean, look, another 12 buckers.
Ghost, thanks for telling the truth about GOT people are hooked too much on it.
It's a disgrace, all right?
It's a damn disgrace.
What the hell is this?
Gregory, hey, you elf, delve to the 12th, kelf, What the hell is that, Gregory?
Nuke the fucking veteran.
Here's this asshole trying to disrespect the United States military.
Yeah, real funny idiots, all right?
Shut up, Keckler.
All right, the bottom line is the reason I name this broadcast, The Game of Thrones, is trash, is because we're having way too much of an infatuation with fantasy in this country, and I think it's dangerous.
And as I stated just a little bit earlier, that's why MSNBC, CNN, and the fake news media can continue to project this goddamn fake news and have all of you people hook line and seeker actually believing that it's true.
Case in point, this Russia Trump hoax.
This Russia Trump hoax, for Christ's sake.
All right, and hey, look, stop fucking clocking me, meme magician.
That pisses me off.
All right?
And what the hell is this?
Ghost, thanks for telling it like it is about Game of Thrones.
It's trash.
I'm so tired of hearing co-workers babble about this inane drivel.
I mean, Groggy.
You hear about this garbage show almost as often as you soil your wheelchair.
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
God damn it, man.
Can you shut up about the wheelchair jokes, all right?
There's real serious stuff to talk about out here.
And you goddamn man children with this infatuation with fiction, man.
Hey, folks.
Wanted to let you know I work best under pressure.
So please keep reminding me.
No, no, don't keep up the high quality standards of this show.
Fucking clock me, man.
Engineer, get over here so I can beat you with my watch.
Christ, all right?
Jesus.
Look, here's Mean Magician again trying to clock me.
Listen, asshole.
I'm not going to tell you again.
Do not clock me.
All right.
I'm not on your fucking clock.
All right.
I'm not some stupid two-bit idiot that's working on an hourly basis over here.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
This is the ghost show.
It's my effing show.
It's my show.
Right, Engineer, tell them it's the ghost show.
I'm the talent.
You hear that?
Jesus Christ.
Now, as I was stating before I keep getting interrupted by these text-to-speech troll terrorists and cyber vermin out here, that's about time for America to wake up.
God damn it!
Can you shut up and stop clocking me?
The meme magician show.
Wait, fuck it.
Snap your fucking show, you idiot.
The meme magician show, go shove it up your ass.
It's the ghost show, you moron.
Asalamua Licham ghost.
I agree with you.
Game of Thrones is a show for soy boys and dykes.
Real men are watching Chernobyl.
Not to mention.
I don't know about that.
Let me tell you that are supposed to be men that are actually commenting on this stupid show.
What the hell is this?
Type cap to ban Captain Autism.
Type Cap to ban Captain Autism.
No kidding.
There's too much autism going there.
I'll tell you that right now.
What the hell is this?
Type cap to ban Captain Autism.
I agree with you.
No kidding.
I don't know what the hell that's about, for Christ's sake.
Again?
For a dollar.
Type cap to ban it.
We get it.
Cap to ban Captain Autism.
We get it, okay?
We get it.
What the hell is this?
Nigger.
No, let's not start the racist text-to-speeches, please.
All right?
Seriously, dude.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
I find it funny that you are talking crap about infatuation with fantasy, but yet you live in the no-Trump-Russia collusion.
There is no fucking Russia-Trump collusion, you stupid Democrat leftist piece of lying trash.
There is no Russia-Trump collusion.
It's you people.
Here's me magician again.
Don't clock me, meme magician, or any of you scumbags.
I work on my own schedule.
Just kidding, ghost.
You're the talent.
What I wanted to really say was: now while his back is turned, take him out, engineer.
You cannot.
I don't encourage the engineer.
I've already told the engineer that you fucking internet people don't give a crap about.
You internet people don't give two craps about the engineer, and he knows it.
Alarm clock quit stalling.
You have four hours to do the show.
We sponsor alarm clock to stop.
What am I?
What about your whore?
I'm not a whore, all right?
Black hat, meme magician, meme magician girl.
All right, I'm not a goddamn whore.
So sit there and shut up.
I'm gonna do my show on my time.
So shut up, for Christ's sake, man.
I wouldn't be surprised at all these people that are bombarding me with text-to-speech trollas and cyber verminism are a bunch of Game of Thrones fans.
All right?
What is this?
Meme Magician orders you to get to the point.
I'm trying to get to the point.
Let me talk.
Let me goddamn talk.
Oh, look at this.
Shut up, whore.
Shut up, fucking whore.
Listen, we're not starting this broadcast like this.
I've had enough of these damn broadcasts, for Christ's sake.
And can you stop the 12 buckers?
I'm going to get to them in a minute.
I'm telling you, after this week, these 12 buckers are going up in price.
I'm not even joking around.
Lol, only 1.7 miles of new wall has been built.
Go shove it up your ass.
Zion done.
Shove it up your ass.
It's Congress that fails to move on the border.
It's Congress that fails to move on immigration reform.
Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
Jesus Christ.
Now it's Captain Desi.
Here we go with this.
Type Cap to ban.
What is it?
Some kind of a.
What is it?
Some kind of text-to-speech war that we have going on over here, Captain Autism, you idiot.
Oh, Christ.
Type cap to ban.
Can you leave Captain Destiny alone, Captain Autism?
You're a fixated freak show.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Type cap to ban Captain Autism.
Hey, shut up about banning Captain Dessey already, all right?
You stupid pause hole.
Speaking of pause hole, for the pesos, I'm a pause hole.
Fucking shut up.
Just shut up, dude.
All right?
Shut up.
Stupid horse.
Listen, stop the 12 buckers.
I got shit to talk about.
I got.
Oh, here's Jamie Williamson.
This freaking.
You're late, Mr. Trump is for ghost alarm clock.
8 o'clock alarm clock.
8 o'clock alarm clock.
Shut up, Jamie Williamson, you piece of alien loving trash.
Hey, look, he's got aliens next to his name.
How quaint.
How quick?
All right, shut up with the goddamn alarm clock.
Stop clocking me, you pieces of troll shit.
Stop clocking me.
I'm not a man to be clocked.
I'm not a man to be clocked.
For Christ's sake.
Stop Clocking Me You Trolls00:16:23
Oh, my God.
Type 10 o'clock to clock ghost.
Fucking such a mean magician.
DON'T CLOCK ME!
AHHHHH!
THE CHRISTMAS!
FUCKING BASTARD!
DON'T DODDAMN CLOCK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
10 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
Shut up!
Fucking $25 dono for clocking me.
In the chat to remind the host, Alex Jones, there is a better show.
Oh, shove me literally.
Better show.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not Alex Jones asshole.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off for over a decade, and everybody out there knows it.
Suck my clock.
Oh, you fuck.
Time is money.
You, hey, man, listen, man.
I mean, I'm tired.
This is why the damn 12 buckers are going up.
Don't complain like a whore.
You bitch and complain like a whore.
If it talks like a whore, walks like a whore.
It's a whore.
TikTok ghost.
Dark meme magician, slut bag.
Dark meme magician, slut bag.
Look, stop with the goddamn freaking 12 buckers, dude.
All right, I'm going to get to them in a minute.
Stop this crap.
Good God, man.
I'm telling you, I want to do a show here.
It's episode 59.
I want to talk about some things.
I want to talk about how America is so infatuated with fucking fiction and fantasy that this, this infatuation with fucking fiction and fantasy is making it capable for fucking MSNBC CNN to create fake news and you people actually believe it.
You people actually believe it.
And this is what makes this fucking infatuation with fantasy so dangerous.
Snap out of it, you fucking man children.
If you're over the age of 18 and you're infatuated with this fantasy, you're a piece of crap.
TikTok, TikTok, 20 minutes in and you still haven't started.
You fucking idiots won't let me talk, black hat!
You idiots won't let me talk!
Let me goddamn talk for Christ's sake, man.
I'm fucking tired of you people.
You understand?
I got serious business to talk about on this broadcast.
And of course, look at this.
No, shut the fuck up, you're a sick man.
You shut up.
Willie the Kid?
That's a real original name, Willie the Kid.
You shut the hell up.
For Christ's sake.
Now listen, I'm not joking around with you older adult people that continue to be infatuated with fantasy.
Grow up!
God fantasy like ghost leg.
Fucking ass.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
I just clocked you at 94.
Oh, you just clocked.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
Do you have a license for that wheelchair?
Fucking wheelchair jokes, man.
Chop, chop.
Get to the point already.
I'm trying to get to the point.
I'm trying.
It's true, though.
People are too obsessed with fiction nowadays.
Liz L, you hit it right on the head.
Good example as well.
You hit it right on the head, Liz.
I mean, these people are getting ridiculously infatuated with fantasy, and it's affecting our society.
Hey, ghost.
I figured that amongst all the chaos going on, I'd do something different and donate some more soothing music to help calm the music.
All right, listen, I'm going to get to the 12 buckers in a minute, man.
Please.
All right.
And here's Jamie Williams.
Ghost loves to put clocks in his pooper because clocks, he's a flaw.
All right, shut up, Jamie Williams.
If anybody's a flaming homo, it's you, Jamie.
All right, flaming homosexual for those goddamn aliens.
And I think that you're a little sick, twisted bastard, too.
I remember what the hell you've donated for 12 buckers, and it's some sick garbage.
Alright, it's some sick garbage for heaven's sake.
Captain Autism!
Type cap to ban Captain Desi show my $12, you scammer.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you idiot.
Alright.
Fucking Christ.
Video slices, audio splices.
How about a radio or a face reveal?
I'm not face revealing, dude.
Shut up, alright?
Are you serious?
I've never heard so much stumbling and mumbling in my life.
Fuck you, dirt me magician!
Shut fuck you!
Why don't you let me talk?
3 o'clock, 3 o'clock.
Let me talk!
3 o'clock!
For Christ's sake, man, let me talk, man.
God damn it!
Mean magician.
Oh, oh, clock scuffed Alex Jones.
Time scuffed Alex Jones.
Alarm scuffed Alex Jones.
That real funny asshole.
Late again, clockler.
TikTok.
Ghost lost his legs on a Vietnam rock.
But now you're trying to make poetry about Vietnam now, asshole?
Emperor Gritty, what's this ghost's honky talk?
Honky talk.
What the hell does that mean?
No?
No?
Man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm fucking so sick of this for Christ.
And D-Ray!
Get to the fucking show already.
Talk about how Trump is cucking on the wall.
You son of a bitch!
Ghost 131313130.
You son of a bitch, D-Ray!
You're a fucking asshole!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
You asked for it, Shekel's alien, Jamie Williamson, I can only imagine what kind of 12-bucker this son of a bitch wants, for heaven's sake.
Hey, ghost, you better hurry up.
If you can't finish the show in four hours, your hoveround might not have the battery life to get it.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
Yeah, real funny.
I've never seen poor engineer throw out his back to drag your asshole post.
Shut up, alright, battery life.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Suck my clock clockler.
Listen, can you just let me fucking talk?
Look, I can't talk.
I can't talk.
Oh, yeah, you forgot the link for your 12-bucker about the face reveal, huh?
How quaint.
Huh?
Why don't you get it straight, you moron?
All right?
Didn't I?
All right.
Hey, Captain Autism, we'll get to your stupid 12-bucker right now in a second, alright?
I'd buy that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Your show.
It's your show.
Nobody's putting a clock to your head.
Chop, chop, ghost.
And another 12-bucker.
All right, listen.
You idiots are bombarding me with goddamn 12 buckers for Christ's sake, and it's going to fill up all my show.
TikTok, clock is ticking.
Get on with the fucking.
I'm trying to get on with the bucket show.
It's you, morons.
It's you, fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin that keep flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking all kinds of garbage on text-to-speech.
I'm trying to get to the fucking show.
So shut the fuck up!
Christ!
And stop clocking me in the chat room, you bastards!
For Christ's sake, man!
Good God!
I guess I gotta get to these fucking 12-buckers over here.
Oh, Christ.
Soiled wheelchair reveal.
All right, look, I gotta get to these 12 buckers, dude.
I don't want to do this, but these sons of bitches are piling these 12 buckers on me.
And by the way, after this week, these 12 buckers are going up in price.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
I mean, we got to get to a show around here, and I can't allow you trolls to bombard me with these goddamn 12 buckers and basically take up the bulk of my show's time.
I've got serious things to talk about, for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute, what the hell is this, Captain Autism?
What the hell is this?
Hold on, put it on the PC shot.
What the hell is this?
Ghostler show Jackler, they invested in corn.
They knew what they were getting into.
I say, let them crash.
What the fuck is that mean?
What the hell is this mean, you stupid autistic piece of trash?
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
For Christ's sake, man.
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
Put it back on there.
What is this?
Sells wristwatch merch.
Sell wristwatch merch.
What the fuck does that mean?
I buy that.
Oh, God.
Totally cool.
A really talented singer.
Can you all just please stop with these 12 buckers, dude?
Seriously, they're starting to really piss me off.
And, you know, all you do is just post shit to make fun of me, my family, anybody who's affiliated with me.
I mean, it's a fuck.
It's fucked up, man.
This next video, I don't know what the hell Captain Autism was doing with that stupid fucking image.
All right.
Real funny, Captain Autism, you piece of trash.
All right, now let me make sure that this isn't some corn cob up the ass or something.
All right, I think we're okay on this one.
This one was by Diablo.
Shut the fuck up!
Stop clocking me.
Listen, we're gonna cut this fucking show real short if you sons of bitches keep clocking me like I'm an idiot, all right?
Time for some manly men, hard heart.
Oh, great.
I can only imagine by you, Jamie Williamson, you freak show.
You're a freak show.
Anyway, this next video is by Diablo.
Whatever the hell this is supposed to be, Diablo.
What is this?
SCP-173.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
What?
Markets first, SSL.
Listen, I've got a whole bunch of 12 buckers here.
If I don't start them now, these sons of bitches are going to be taken until six hours, seven hours.
I don't want to do that shit.
All right, it's hub day out here.
All right, it's hub day out here.
Oh, you did the wrong one.
Fuck it.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, Autism.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this one, once again, is by Diablo.
All right, let's go ahead and put it back to the beginning.
Diablo.
SCP-173.
Object cost Euclid.
Description.
What is this?
The origin of SCP-173 is as of yet unknown.
It was moved to Site-19 in 1993.
It is constructed from concrete and rebuilt.
What the hell am I watching, dude?
SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile.
The object cannot move within direct line of sight.
Am I watching at any time with SCP-173?
Personnel assigned to enter container instructed to alert one another before blinking object is reported to attack We're snapping the neck at the base of the skull Is this some fantasy bullshit?
Is this why you're not going to be able to do it?
Captain Autism, maybe you can say cheers for my 20-day shit.
Shut up, Autism.
I'm trying to watch Diablo shit over here.
Origin of these materials is unknown.
The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
All right.
I get it.
Container procedures.
All right.
Get this fantasy garbage.
Is this why you donated this, Diablo?
So you can be like, hey, ghost.
I like fantasy.
I even do like fantasies online.
I draw pictures and I like to put movies and all kinds of stories on them.
God damn it.
Listen.
Whoever the fuck is donating is ghosts.
That's not me.
Stop with the fucking clocking.
Stop stalling and do radio graffiti already.
Fuck you.
No more than a paraplegic trying to drive a man.
Shut up your ass.
You know, I don't know what the hell your goddamn problem is, you piece of trash.
Good God.
And look, who the hell's the next one that requested a 12-bucker?
General Epilepsy donated this one.
12-bucker right here.
What is this?
General epilepsy.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Oh, great.
Look at this.
General Epilepsy donated this.
What is this?
Alcoholics Anonymous.
May I help you?
Don't you think he knows you're drinking?
Are you trying to tell me something?
It's only four blocks away from where you are.
You son of a bitch is trying to tell me something.
But we're not talking about cleaning house.
We're talking about here.
Not drinking anymore.
You know what?
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm going to keep drinking.
I don't really care.
All right.
That's what I would tell her.
Alcoholics Anonymous.
It works.
I'm going to keep on drinking.
All right.
At least I'm not a pill head.
All right.
At least I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever taken any psychotropic drugs.
Unlike some people that are probably listening to this show in an abundance amount, I have never taken a psychotropic drug.
And like I'm, I'm going to tell you this right now.
If you have taken a psychotropic drug, your whole brain chemistry has been restructured and it's never going to go back to the way it was ever.
All right.
And you know something else?
I saw.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What?
Fact: Captain Autism is ghost, and he donates to himself on a regular basis.
Oh, yeah, that's me.
Yeah, I've got so much time to do that.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Captain Autism is his own dude.
I don't know who the hell that fruit bowl is, all right?
Engineer shat panties.
Why the fuck would you donate something like that?
All right?
Ugh, more 12 buckers?
Hey ghost, I had a 12 bucker last show but it wasn't a YouTube video so it didn't get played so here is one for today and one for last show, you'll like these.
Ugh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
All hail Ghostler for two bucks.
All right.
Yeah.
I know.
Jesus Christ.
Did you know that suicides are up 30% over the past decade and a half?
Did you know that?
Suicides up 30% over the past decade and a half.
Here, have this Shekel Goblin.
Man, you're piling up the 12 buckers on me, man, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, listen, stop donating for a second, okay?
Did you know that suicide and stop clocking me, you son of a bitch?
Stop clocking me.
I'm trying to make a point here, and it's very serious.
Like I said, suicides are up 30% over the past decade and a half.
You don't think that has a little bit to do with the psychological industry?
Time for some manly men rubbing ghost shit to Yijuang.
Man, can you all shut up with the fucking clock and your fucking 12 buckers and shit?
You don't think that the 30% increase in suicides over a decade and a half has anything to do with fucking psychotropic drugs?
Suicides up 30%.
Seems like when I start broadcasting, I go fuck off, all right?
All right.
You didn't pay 12 bucks last show.
Please play what you fucking idiots, dude.
All right, listen, stop donating, all right?
Seriously, just stop.
Just stop this fucking shit.
Shut up, Clockler.
We all know your brain chemistry has been permanently altered by the Agent Orange you used to brutally slaughter Charlie's in the right place.
Fuck yourself, dude.
God damn it.
Shut up.
And stop talking about being fucking naive.
Raping my.
I'm not saying that fucking disgusting.
I know what you're trying to make me say with that shit.
I know what you're trying to make me say with that shit.
For Christ's sake, man.
All right, look, no more 12 buckers.
I'm serious.
I've had enough of these fucking things, dude.
All right, I've had enough of them.
I'm getting them all piled up.
I got them all piled up now, for heaven's sake.
Fucking shit.
Anyway, this next 12 bucker requested by Tim McCrav.
No More Twelve Buckers00:14:22
Tim McCrav.
Wait a minute.
There's an ad for Christ's sake.
We got to hurry up and see the ad.
I don't know.
The title is some kind of immigrant language.
I don't get it.
I don't know what the hell it is.
But let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Before we take a look at this, make sure that there's no goddamn sick-ass perversion on it.
Okay, I don't think so.
So let's go ahead.
This video was requested by a 12-bucker Tim McCrav.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is Tim McCrav.
Jesus.
What is this?
Crisis garbage.
What is this?
Oh, this is Russian, isn't it?
What is this?
Some fucking immigrant garbage.
Some immigrant track.
Look at this immigrant.
Look at these immigrants.
If you're going to talk to me, if you're going to request something, talk to me an American.
Talk to me an American, boy.
See, look at this.
I knew this was commie trash.
I knew this was roosties.
These cockeyed, mouth-breathin', vodka-drinkin' pieces of garbage.
Ah, you, you stupid commie piece of trash.
All right, get this communist garbage out of here.
We're not going to sit here and put up with this crap.
All right?
Death to communism.
You understand that?
We don't want to sit over here and put communism on any kind of a pedestal.
Communism has killed more people than any other goddamn ideology in the past two centuries.
Do you understand me?
All right.
It is a recipe to kill massive amounts of people.
And by the way, since you guys are so infatuated with communism, China, you know that we have a trade war with China.
There's a tariff war going on with China.
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake.
Can you stop with the 12 buckers, dude?
All right?
Can you stop with the 12 buckers?
I.P. Emma Wilcher.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake?
Good God, dude.
What the hell's wrong with you trolls today?
Jesus Christ!
You got those 12 buckers piled up like all the dead gooks you piled up.
Oh no, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
All of them should be.
I don't condone any of this racist garbage, folks.
Okay.
I want to put that on the record.
I don't condone any of this damn racist crap.
All right.
What's up, Monica?
What the hell does that mean?
What's up, my...
All right, whatever.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
All I know is I've got nothing but a bunch of goddamn 12 buckers piled up for Christ's sake.
And I got to play these sons of bitches because, you know, you obligate me to watch your stupid YouTube video every time you donate a 12 bucker.
And I'm telling you, it's going up.
Here's another.
Ah, fuck you, Will Walsh, for Christ's sake.
Yo, I've told you to stop, all right?
I'm telling you, these 12 buckers are going up, all right?
Yes, yes, I love 12 buckers.
I love being a shekel.
Fuck you.
I'm not a shekel goblin asshole.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know, what an episode 59.
I mean, I just fucking shit, man.
Anyway, let me move on with these before they get too backed up for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what a, hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
I don't like this.
Hold on.
Diablo, where the hell did you get this goddamn video?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this?
There's a shot of San Antonio.
I don't know what the hell else is.
What is this?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking.
Fuck, fuck off.
Fuck, fuck you.
Fuck, fuck it, fucking fucking fucking engineering these people.
They remember all the mischievous shit you did, you dumbass.
Ghost trolling collab.
Three.
You guys were asking for it, so here's your chance to participate.
This is the time to collaborate.
We'll be different.
You can create anything as long as it's ghost-related.
Hold on.
God damn.
Give it a little bit of time.
Hold on.
Let me go back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Hold on.
Let's go back.
You can create anything as long as it's related to ghost in his show.
It doesn't have to be only Gmod and/or SFM.
Whatever that means.
It can be flash, animation, a drawing, a real-life acting puppet show, whatever.
What the hell is this?
Just make it into some sort of present, a presentable video.
Rules has to be ghost-related.
Don't make it too random.
Maximum length is 90 seconds.
Put your name in the video right here.
Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
Either upload it to YouTube or send it to me via private message on YouTube.
What is this?
Be Mar It's freaking Be Mar deadline is 10th of September 2019.
The finished video will be uploaded for the 10-year anniversary of this horrific channel.
For this horrific channel, if you have any questions about the collab, don't hesitate to ask me in the comment section.
Good luck.
What is that?
Is that Gabin with tits?
Oh my God.
Ghost Collab Troll Collab.
Oh, that's that's I can only imagine the concoctions of troll terrorism that are going to come out of these freaking people's brains.
I can only imagine, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, let's move on.
That was Diablo.
And yeah, okay, great.
I'm looking forward to the Ghost Trolling Collab.
It's going to make me look like more of an idiot than I already do online.
I can't wait.
I can't goddamn wait.
Bro, dog, I've told you how many times, ghosts, Chainlink, 100%.
Chain link?
Bro Dog, come on, dude.
All right.
Pumping and dumping Chain Link.
This ain't 4chan, dude, where you can just go and go on biz and say, look, it's going up to 100 bucks.
Come on.
No, no.
Anyway, this next video was requested by Stupid Horse.
Stupid Horse requested this one.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.
Hold on.
Let me make sure.
Let me make sure this isn't some sick, twisted, some sick, twisted garbage.
Because you never know, man.
These people are just, you know, these people are perverts out here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Stupid horse requested this one.
Go ahead and put it on the PC shot.
Warning, handling wild animals is dangerous.
Yeah, no kidding.
Using bare hands is just as crazy, dude.
All right, get this shit out of here.
All right.
Good God.
This guy's rolling around like he's in a goddamn rodeo, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, got me a raccoon, boy.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on.
I got a whole bunch of these 12 buckers I got to do.
I can't believe how backed up I am with these sons of bitches.
These people are donating 12 bucks, obligating me to watch their stupid YouTube videos.
All right, this next one was requested by Time is Money.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh, no.
Time is Money requested this one.
How old are you, Time is Money, to even know about this damn song?
How old are you, for heaven's sake?
Ghost, can you please bring the engineer on so I can hear his sexy voice?
What are you talking about?
This is my show, asshole, all right?
This is not the engineer show.
This is the ghost show.
The engineer will come on when I talk to him, okay, you son of a bitch.
I'm tired of you people putting the engineer on such a big pedestal.
This is my damn show.
All right?
This is the ghost show.
For heaven's sake.
All right, what else do we have here?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Time is money.
I don't know where.
I don't know how old you are, but how the hell do you know about this?
Was one of the first feminist movies to be put out in the mainstream out here as it relates to the 80s.
All right.
I know that there was other feminist garbage in the 70s, like Mod and all the other garbage, but this one right here encouraged women to be like, yeah, I am woman.
Hear me roar.
Yeah.
Jesus, another 12-bucker, dude.
Another 12-bucker?
Anyway, this one is time is money.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
That's why I'm saying, whoever the hell requested this, how old are you?
How the hell old are you, for heaven's sake?
All right, let's continue going here.
Here's this next one.
It's an image.
This is a 12-bucker by Captain Hook.
Captain Hook requested.
You fucking asshole.
Captain Hook.
Look, put the PC shot on.
You're a goddamn asshole.
I'm tired of you people clocking me.
Don't goddamn clock me.
I'm not going to tell you pieces of crap again.
Captain Hook.
Captain Hook.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk off.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Good God.
All right.
Who do we have next?
Oh, yeah, Ard Hammond.
I'm so, I'm so, Jesus Christ.
I wonder what the hell Art Hammond has got in his freaking big bag over here.
What is this, Art Hammond?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this Art Hammond?
What is- Oh no!
Oh no!
I know what this is.
I know what this sick shit is, man.
And this is disgusting.
This is disgusting, man.
This song ruined the psyche, ruined the innocence of millions of people.
This song right here.
And if you know where this song's from, you know what I'm talking about.
It ruined the innocence of millions of people.
All right, get this art Hammond.
Of course, you would request this.
All right, take this garbage off.
Take it off for Christ's sake.
This two girls, one anus-loving garbage out of here.
Real funny, Art Hammond.
All right, real goddamn funny.
It's sick.
It's sick what you're doing with that.
Anyway, let me move on here.
We got another one.
What is this?
Jamie Williamson.
Oh, this alien-loving sicko.
Jamie Williamson requested this one.
I could only imagine what the hell this is.
What is this?
Oh, no.
More alien fetish sick garbage, Jamie Williamson.
What the fuck's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your major malfunction, Jamie Williamson?
Huh?
Do you want to get beamed up by Scotty, huh?
You want to get put on one of those aliens spaceships, get ali probed and all that?
Get inspected.
You have some kind of alien sick medical fetish?
Put it on the PC shot.
This is Jamie Williamson over here.
Look at this.
Look at this alien fetish freak.
What is this?
Oh, crock, what the hell?
Oh!
Who?
Why?
Who does this shit?
Oh, my God.
Fucking Jamie Williamson.
What the?
Oh, God.
Oh, this is horrible.
Holy shit.
She's shitting out an alien.
No different from human beings.
No different from human beings.
All right, turn this off.
No different from human beings.
Some woman, like an alien, just shitting out children like it's going out of style.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Jamie Williamson.
We all appreciated that.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And this one was requested about how about a face reveal.
Let me tell you something, man.
I ain't.
There's no way I'll ever face reveal.
I'm telling you this right goddamn now, man.
Unless, I don't know, man.
I don't even want to put a number on it.
I don't even want to put a price on it because somebody out there will pay it and I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
So with that being said, this video was requested by somebody called How About a Face Reveal?
How about a face reveal here?
What is this?
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
What is this garbage that you just requested?
What is this garbage you requested for Christ's sake?
Oh, Christ.
Democrats Obstruct Justice00:06:09
All right.
You know what?
Before I play this, I got to calm down here for heaven's sake, man.
I got to take a break.
All right.
I've got to take a break for heaven's sake.
I mean, I thought we were going to have a decent episode 59.
I was going to talk about how America has a complete disgusting fantasy infatuation and the Game of Thrones sucks.
And that fantasy infatuation has brought on the influx of fake news.
And this is why MSNBC and CNN can get away with the crap they get away with.
Tip Ghost, 12 bucks.
If you think Engineer would be a better host than Ghost.
I came to the Woodhouse spa in San Antonio and demanded two girls to massage me.
Oh, no.
I brought along my red solo cup to reenact my favorite video.
That better not be a real goddamn review, man.
There not be a real review.
I'm tired of you people writing reviews in my goddamn name, you saw a sack of trash.
Nothing like a good back scratcher, eh, ghost?
What the hell are you talking about now, Ard Hammond?
All right, what the hell are you talking about now?
Look, I need some beer before we get to anything else.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm sorry, folks.
I gotta take it.
I gotta drink a beer before we move on with these damn 12 buckers that are piling up for Christ's sake.
I wanted to talk about the president slamming the Democrats and the fake news media, all right, out in the White House lawn for Christ's sake, talking about this Russia Trump hoax and how the Democrats are talking impeachment.
The Democrats are talking impeachment.
How the hell are you going to impeach a president on quote obstruction when there was no crime, assholes?
There's no crime in the Robert Mueller investigation report.
No crime.
Why I left Cali, another 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
Another 12 bucker.
Look, Robert Mueller's investigation said there was no Russia collusion, no crime.
So how the hell can you obstruct justice when there is no crime?
I mean, that is legally ridiculous.
And you've got the Democrats and its fake news media cohorts pushing this narrative.
Do you understand?
If there is no crime, then there is no justice to obstruct.
But you've got the fucking media and the Democrats pushing this narrative that the president obstructed justice when he did not do so.
Time's ticking.
Jesus Christ.
Another 12 bucker for crime.
Another one.
Another one for Christ's sake.
Listen, don't let the fake news media get this inside your head that the president obstructed justice.
You have to commit a crime to obstruct justice.
All right.
He committed no crime.
All right.
The real Debbie Daly is watching.
The real Debbie Daly is watching, according to Simulator Player 23.
Debbie Daly, that's a name from the past.
Anyway, what's up to Debbie Daly if she's out there?
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Let me crack open a beer.
I just want to put that in the heads of everybody who's listening that don't believe the fake news media, don't believe these assholes in the Democratic Party.
These people are anti-American trash.
And I want that repeated.
Democrats are anti-American scum and them pushing this impeachment narrative for what?
For what?
They're just damaging the country.
That's what the Democrats are doing.
They're going to impeach for obstruction.
There was no crime.
You can't obstruct justice when there is no crime.
But you've got the Democrats and the fake news media pushing this initiative.
And I hope that the president hits these sons of bitches and hits them hard.
I'm telling you right now, what this president, President Trump, what he's exposed is that Washington, D.C. is nothing more than a criminal organization.
Did you hear me?
That's what President Trump has exposed.
And I hope it penetrates your fantasy-infatuated little soy boy bodies out there.
President Trump exposed that these politicians and these bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. are a criminal organization.
And I thank God President Trump is in power.
I thank God he's in power.
Because who are, what is the alternative?
Take a look at the Democrats.
All a bunch of soulless bureaucratic pieces of garbage.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
There is no obstruction when there is no crime.
Do you understand me?
The Democrats and the fake news media should be ashamed of themselves trying to push this narrative.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
I'm still waiting for my sexy engineer.
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock.
5 o'clock, 6 o'clock.
Can you shut up?
All right.
I'm talking here.
7 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
I'm talking here.
For Christ's sake, I'm getting beer for Christ's sake.
You people don't.
You know what?
I mean, you got these Democrats and this fake news media.
They're lying to you.
They're lying to you all.
And do you care?
No, because you're infatuated with fantasy.
You care more about the Game of Thrones, some two-bit, disgusting, pathetic, goddamn midget-worshiping, fucking garbage fucking show.
Instead of worrying about the serious situation, the treason, the absolute treason that the Democrats and the fake news media is pulling upon us.
You care more about a fucking midget-worshiping show.
Give me some beer for Christ's sake.
Elon Musk Lies To You00:15:48
I need some goddamn beer.
I need more beer for Christ's sake.
That's the only way.
That's the only way I can keep going, dude.
All right, that's the only way I could keep going.
I mean, I'm over here.
I'm backed up with 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
All right?
Backed up with 12 buckers.
The only thing that takes the pain away, takes the edge off, is a little bit of alcohol.
There you go.
Jesus Christ, I should take a shot too while I'm at it for Christ's sake because these beers, you know what I mean, they tend not to do nothing to me.
I guess I'm getting a little bit of a tolerance here.
All right, but either way, all right, I need to fill myself up with piss and fury before I continue going.
Anyway, look, this next video was requested by somebody saying, how about a face reveal?
Where we're also plugged in as the notes on the network, like leaves on a big tree.
Get a lot of people.
I'm getting this network without questions.
All right, get Elon Musk, Addie.
I hate Elon Musk, dude.
He is the biggest fraud in business history.
Do you understand that?
Elon Musk is the biggest fraud in business history.
I mean, this son of a bitch, all he did was invent.
Oh, actually, he didn't even invent PayPal.
I mean, it was more Peter Thiels doing, if you want my opinion.
All right.
But then you've got Elon Musk all of a sudden being marketed as if he's some kind of a Tesla-based scientist when all he did was make a transaction company.
All right.
And on top of which, the media doesn't highlight the fact that Obama gave this son of a bitch $5 billion of U.S. tax dollars so that he can play, you know, like he's fucking Batman or something.
Like, hey, you know what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to make a Hyperloop.
You know what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to make SpaceX.
You know what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to make a consumer-based flamethrower.
You know what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to go ahead and make a Tesla car and basically take the old crap from the vault, the Chevy Vault that was discontinued and nobody wanted, and put my body on it.
And ta-da!
Jesus Christ.
I want my money back.
All right, Elon Musk.
I want the $5 billion with a B, the $5 billion of U.S. tax dollars that were given to you.
I want it back.
All right.
I want it back for Christ's sake.
Tired of Elon Musk out here.
They're putting this asshole on a pedestal as if he's some kind of a brain scientist out here.
This son of a bitch is a fraud.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
Taking U.S. taxes.
This guy's not even an American, dude.
You know that?
Elon Musk is not even a freaking American.
He's a freaking South African that moved to Canada and now he's an American.
Get this guy out of here.
I'm sick of goddamn looking at Elon Musk.
Don't talk about Elon Musk.
This son of a bitch owes the American taxpayer a lot of goddamn money.
And what the hell has he produced?
He's produced jack shit.
All right?
So give me a break.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Elon Musk.
He's a fraud.
I want my $5 billion back.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, you know what?
Just forget about it.
You know my feelings about Elon Musk.
He's a piece of trash.
All right.
This guy is not a scientist.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of how the fucking media is putting him on a pedestal.
I'd read a lemon fan fiction with Ghost and Engineer 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock.
Can you shut up with the fucking 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock?
Can you shut up?
7 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Peter Dinky.
Hey, Ghostler, I see you are jealous of me, since I'm a better midget and capitalist than you, selling fake antiques in San Hamburg.
All right, yeah, that's real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Elon Musk 2020.
Elon Musk, he's not even a citizen, you idiot.
He's not even a citizen of the United States.
He can't run for fucking president, you moron.
Anyway, this next video was requested by Diablo.
Diablo requested this one.
I can only imagine what this son of a bitch is wanting to request.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, you guys are making me sick.
You guys make me sick, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
You guys, I'm over here.
I want to do a show.
And of course, you people are more worried about, hey, you know what?
We're going to bombard Ghost with a bunch of 12 buckers so we can take over his show.
Jesus Christ.
And people wonder why I have to get so intoxicated just to do this broadcast, huh?
People wonder why I got to get so intoxicated just to do this goddamn broadcast.
Give me my drink.
I'm sorry.
I had to take a drink of beer.
I mean, I'd like to guzzle it, but I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
I just.
I'm going to play.
Hey, look, don't, look, don't clock me, you assholes, all right?
Don't you fucking clock me.
All right, look, this is my show, okay?
This is the ghost show.
All right, episode 59.
I'm doing me.
I'm about to get to the god that.
You fucking bastards.
I'm telling you, keep clocking me.
I'm going to end this show early.
I'm not kidding around.
If you keep clocking me, I'm going to end this fucking show early.
Jesus Christ.
Now you're making me belch, dude.
Now you're making me belch.
Freaking bastards.
Hold on, hold on, cut.
Shut that off.
What is this?
Who the hell requested this?
Diablo.
Hold on.
What now?
What now?
I want Engineer as my body pillow.
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock.
Shut up, please.
7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock.
Can you shut up?
11 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
Why don't you shove a clock up your goddamn ass?
All right, this next video was requested by Diablo.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Look, stop clocking me.
Look at all this fucking.
Look at all these clocks.
Look at these clocks in the chat room, dude.
Shut up.
I'm playing a video for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell was I just watching, Diablo?
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!
What the fuck is this garbage?!
I mean, what is this?
An acid trip?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Shut this shit off.
Wanna see a man's mama.
All right, shut this crap up.
Good God.
What the hell was that, Diablo?
What the hell was that?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, y'all got some sick minds, and I don't even know why you watch some of these goddamn videos.
Why?
And why do you know this?
I'd buy that for a dollar sometime today, bitch.
You fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch, you son of a bitch.
And man, I'm telling you, you dumbasses in the damn chat room.
I'm not going to warn you again.
If you keep clocking me, I'm going to end this damn broadcast, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Don't clock me.
I told you the last show.
You know what that fucking shit reminds me of?
Some fucking asshole boss.
Some freckle-faced, four-eyed, stupid, puny soyboy loser looking at you, tapping on his watch, saying, Come on, okay, come on, let's go ahead.
Hurry up, huh?
That's what it reminds me of, and it pisses me off.
So stop fucking doing it.
All right, asshole.
Stop goddamn doing it.
We're going to have a major problem.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
We're going to have a major goddamn problem.
Jesus Christ, who the hell requested this damn YouTube video?
Soiled wheelchair reveal.
Soiled wheelchair reveal requested this one.
What the hell is this?
Soiled wheelchair reveal.
What is it?
Hail Cockler.
Clockler.
Excuse me.
Hail Clockler.
Not Cockler.
Hail Clockler.
Try to say that three times.
Hail Clockler.
Anyway, this next video was requested by Soiled Wheelchair Reveal.
I could only imagine what the hell this is.
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some freak show.
What is this?
Go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Soiled wheelchair reveal.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Is that.
Is that someone getting towed in their fucking home around by a truck?
Only in Kansas City.
Has he got a beer in his hand?
Do y'all see this right here?
You son of a bitch.
You know, you guys, I'm tired of this wheelchair meme that you sons of bitches have made me a part of.
All right?
Look at some fat ass being towed in a hummarrow with a goddamn beer in his hand.
And shut up in the chat room.
That's not fucking me.
Get the PC shot off for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
Soiled wheelchair reveal.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk dicks.
All right, real goddamn funny, man.
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the next video so we can go ahead and fucking get done with these 12 buckers, man.
I'm sick and tired of doing these things.
That's why these 12 buckers are going to go up in price next week.
I guarantee Goddamn T you.
This next video was requested by Ard Hammond again.
Ard Hammond requested this.
Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some sick perversion for Christ's sake because you never know with these damn trolls, you know, man.
You never goddamn know.
Hold on, what is this, Ard Hammond?
What the hell did you request?
What is this?
Put the PC shot.
What is this?
What kind of a freaky Doc Brown-looking son of a bitch is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hold on, what is this?
I'm pissed off about all these clocks in the chat.
I didn't serve my country.
Going to fucking Vietnam.
Kill all those gook niggers just to come back home and get sit on by clocks.
Shut up, mundane man.
All right, shut that stupid idiot up.
What is this?
Some Doc Brown looking.
Bernie Get this,
get this sick face He's toothless, too.
Got teeth?
I mean, who is this to you, Ard Hammond?
You play with your pecker shaft to watch this dude?
What is this?
Why the hell did you request this, for heaven's sake?
Freaking Ard Hammond requesting sick-ass perversion over here.
All right, next video is requested by the alien fetish son of a bitch himself.
I'm talking about Jamie Williamson.
Let's see what the hell Jamie Williamson has in store again.
What the hell is this, Jamie?
What do you got now?
More alien fetish?
More alien medical fetish?
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, Christ.
No, it's even worse.
It's even goddamn worse.
I don't even know if I can play all this because it's such a sick-ass homosexual gay propaganda.
I don't know what the hell this is.
All right, Jamie Williamson requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I mean, viewer discretion is advised.
Homo erotica is coming up.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, my God.
What kind of gay bondage garbage is this, dude?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no!
Shut that shit off!
Shut it off, man!
For Christ's sake, I was just kidding about the gay bondage, and lo and behold, you got some gay Asian in leather being strapped onto the wheel of, well, never mind.
Anyway, the point is it's gay bondage, and we didn't need to freaking see that.
Alright, we didn't need to freaking see that crap.
All right?
How dare you, Jamie Williamson, you stupid silly bastard.
One nigger o'clock, two nigger o'clock, three nigger o'clock, four.
Ghost is in a wheelchair and pays for whores.
Now we're getting poetic.
Now we're getting poetic.
Hey, Dad, you're doing great.
Shut up, asshole.
Whoever the hell did that, you're a piece of shit.
All right.
All right, whoever the hell did that, you're a piece of crap.
And hey, Captain Autism, I'm only going to play this one because you donated a $25 dono.
All right?
You sar sack of trash.
All right, let's move on.
Who else do we have?
Oh, yeah, Captain Autism.
That's who we're playing next.
Another Captain Autism joined.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Captain Autism, of course, he would request some autistic garbage like this.
What is this?
ratboy genius theme song ratboy genius All right.
Captain Autism Requests Garbage00:15:16
I've had enough of this for Christ's sake.
Rat Boy Genius.
What is he at?
Where is he at?
Huntington Beach?
All right, get this out of here.
All right, get this.
I mean, that is so stupid.
All right, that is so stupid.
All right, only from you, Captain Autism.
That's so stupid.
All right, of course, it had to be from you because you're so goddamn stupid.
All right, here's aesthetic.
All right, he put two of them.
He said the last one.
I do remember not, you know, I was going to play one of his.
I couldn't play it because it wasn't a YouTube video.
This son of a bitch wanted me to go to some weird website.
We don't do that.
So here's one of aesthetics videos here.
I don't know what the hell.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Is what Aesthetic look at this.
This is what Aesthetic requested.
And what have I told you about me and my history with Alex Jones?
All right.
The son of a bitch has been fucking ripping me off for over 11 years.
11 years he's been ripping me off.
And I'm tired of you people making any kind of reference to this guy.
Go ahead and play it.
This is an aesthetics video.
I like to have children.
What the hell?
Here.
I got a life force.
This is a human.
This is what we look like.
This is what we act like.
This is what everybody was like before us.
This is what I am.
I've got the fire of human liberty.
I'm setting fires everywhere.
And humans are turning on everywhere.
Give me a break.
You think I am like shocked by it?
Some up here, bastard.
This is a sick animation of Alex Jones.
Do you understand that?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
All right.
All right.
Shut that shit up for Christ's sake.
That was a freaky animation of old Alex Jones's little banters there.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We'll play this last one by aesthetic, even though I don't appreciate the goddamn Alex Jones promotion on my broadcast.
All right, this next one was by aesthetic as well.
Hold on.
Engineer for ghost again.
Let's have a three-way with me.
You and Ghost Granny.
Christ.
Then we could do this.
What kind of a sick bastard?
Who is this?
Three o'clock.
Four o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock.
Four o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock.
Shove it up, your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Press mantelpiece clock to mantelpiece clock.
Ghost with a mantelpiece clock until he sees nine o'clock.
Star 1 o'clock, 9 o'clock, 2:30, star 9:30.
Fuck, Schnell, Schnell requested that for Christ's sake.
Oh, Schnell up, your goddamn clogged up pooper.
All right, look, who else?
Oh, yeah, aesthetic.
This is another aesthetic request.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, no, hold on.
What the hell is this?
What did you request, goddamn aesthetic?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is a street troller?
What is this crap?
What the hell?
What the hell is ah?
What the hell is this crap?
What is this garbage, dude?
Oh, not this guy.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
You mad, bro?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, oh, ow.
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh, Jesus.
Tiger!
Oh, my God.
What a waste of time.
Yeah, Forever Alone is right.
Fat, drunk people falling down are always funny.
Fat people falling down always funny.
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, this is classic.
Nice shout.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wait.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's leave it on the ass shot there for Christ's sake.
She's out here posing in front of a camera and she's worried about some peeping Tom outside of her goddamn window.
The irony, huh, son?
The irony.
Oh, my God.
Well, thanks a lot, there, aesthetic.
We really appreciate those 12 buckers, all right?
All right, we're almost done with these 12 buckers, I think.
We got one, two, three.
I thought I was fucking done.
Jesus Christ.
Never mind.
Good God.
All right, this next one is by Will Walsh.
Will Walsh requested this.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.
Put it on.
This is Will Walsh's request.
Will Walsh.
What the hell?
I like children and I like tea, but I don't like niggers.
No, sorry.
There's two old things that'll make me here.
That's a hole getting slopped in a big black spook.
You know, I show it.
Now, why would this brother be doing this?
Why would this brother be doing this?
That's a noose.
All right, that's an.
I don't care if a black man's doing that.
That's horrible.
All right, that's horrible for Christ's sake.
That's racism.
And this show doesn't condone racism, all right?
Everybody on the internets and throughout the world knows that I am a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there knows it for heaven's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ, let's get done with these 12 buckers.
I'm sick of it, man.
What's the next one for Christ?
Oh, shit, no.
This next one was requested by TikTok.
And let me tell you, I already know what it is.
Go ahead.
Tell me, Talia, I already know what it is.
Go ahead and talk.
TikTok, I already know what it is.
I mean, why do you donate to show it?
I mean, why do you kill my own show link?
It makes me killed!
Show me!
It makes me angry!
Show me!
It makes me angry!
Show me!
It makes me so good!
It's so good!
It's so good in Skaggada!
He's so good in Skaggada!
He's so good!
All right, turn this up, turn it off!
Turn it off!
For Christ's sake, man!
Who the hell requested this?
TikTok!
TikTok requested this.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right, I'm sick and tired when you fucking idiots do that, man.
Giving me a goddamn link to my own broadcast, for heaven's sake.
And here's this asshole again.
Actually, engineer, we could go on the VR chat where you can host your own show and IF get to be your engineer.
Then we can get that attached to stimulate sex to the children.
I'm getting tired of this garbage.
I mean, that's enough.
Another one by TikTok again.
I just played yours, you bastard.
Man, stop with the 12 buckers, please.
All right, seriously.
I mean, seriously, stop with these 12 buckers, dude.
I'm getting pissed off already.
All right, this is way too much.
This is getting way too goddamn much, for Christ's sake.
All right, what's the next fucking video?
Oh, yeah, Jamie Williamson again.
Oh, Mr. Alien head up the ass having chump.
Here we go again with old Jamie Williamson, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Let me make sure this isn't some goddamn more freaking freak shows, dude.
I mean, I want to make sure that I can even play this because for whatever reason, Jamie Williamson likes to put on gay bondage or whatever the hell this crap is.
Put it on the PC shot for heaven's sake.
Here it is.
All right, here's Jamie Williamson again.
All right, viewer discretion is advised.
Maybe I'll be confused while the ball by your mentor.
I mean, what is up with this dude?
What is up with Jamie Williamson and these freaking muscle-bound men in the internet?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I have an idea.
You should fight.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
Goddamn, Jamie Williamson, you piece of crap.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You piece of crap.
I can't believe you did that.
God damn it.
I can't believe you did.
Give me some more.
You know what?
I need a fucking shot, dude.
All right.
No.
Enjoy some good tunes, my guy.
You forgot the link, Frank Zappa.
You forgot to put the fucking link, dude.
All right.
I got to take a shot after that, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's just...
Play mine.
It's not your link.
I'm going to play yours after I'm done with the rest of them, dude.
All right.
Good God.
Buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost.
Here's some boomer music that you'll love.
Man, can you all stop doing these 12 buckers, dude?
I'm serious, man.
I don't want to do any more of these goddamn 12 buckers for heaven's sake.
Got to take a shot just so I can pallet this garbage, man.
Seriously, no more 12 buckers.
I'm sick and tired of this garbage, man.
Anyway, I'm taking this shot right here.
This shot right here goes out to the 25 buckers today by Down Forward Punch, and I hate to say Captain Autism.
And somebody, what is this?
Fox News, The 5, March 22nd, 2019.
Finally, at the top of our list is the ghost show.
Hosted by a rare breed of conservative on YouTube, you won't find a straighter political dope here.
That's the ghost show, hosted by the engineer.
Check him out.
Fucking engine.
It's hosted by me, asshole.
Buy that for a dollar.
All right, there we go.
All right.
Thank you very much, Frank Zappa.
All right, before I do that, once again, down forward, punch, Captain Autism, somebody clocking me.
The clock.
I don't know.
Don't clock me, but whoever donated the 25 or anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And this also goes out to the inner circle as well.
Cheers, the inner circle.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Woo!
All right, this next 12-bucker.
Hopefully, it isn't as fruity as Jamie Williamson.
This next 12-bucker was requested by Mojo.
Hold on, Mojo requested it.
Wait, wait a minute.
Again?
Again, Mojo requested this one.
What again, Mojo?
What is this?
I buy that.
Hold on.
What?
What?
Mr. Lister, the sister fist.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, play Mojo.
This is Mojo.
He requested this.
Go back.
Go ahead.
I'm a pioneer.
I'm an explorer.
I'm a human.
And I'm coming.
I'm animated.
I'm alive.
My heart's big.
It's got hot blood going through it fast.
I like to fight too.
I like to eat.
I like to have children.
I'm here.
I got a life force.
This is a human.
This is what we look like.
This is what we act like.
All right.
All right.
We get it, Alex.
This is what I am.
I've got the fire of human liberty.
I'm setting fires out of the fire.
All right, listen.
Is this what you all want to listen to?
Jesus Christ, get that shit off.
I mean, is that what the hell y'all want to listen to right now?
Is that it, huh?
Y'all want to listen to Alex Jones and hey, how are you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here.
And I'm a dollar.
I only listen for the engineer.
Can you all shut up about the engineer for Christ's sake?
I mean, seriously, is that what y'all want to hear?
I want to hear Alex Jones for Christ's sake.
I'm Alex Jones here.
And I want to tell you about the bone broth, which gives you the big ass boner to fight off the corporate media and the Bilderberg group and all the reptilian lizardmen that are out there at the Bohemian Grove that are worshiping Moch.
I would like for you to also buy the Supermale Vitality that'll hook you up and my filters!
Hey, thank you, Ghosty.
Can I stick my corn up or ask so you can lick her bacon butter?
What the hell are you talking about, internet butt stalker, you sick son of a bitch?
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
All right, look, we got a whole bunch of these still to go for Christ's sake.
I really wanted to do a show today, folks.
But of course, we've got to do that.
We got to do 12 buckers up in here.
And just back to back to back to back, 12 goddamn buckers, for heaven's sake.
All right.
Who's the next one?
Will Walsh.
All right.
Will Walsh requested this.
Another Will Walsh request.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch trying to make fun of my man, Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
How dare you?
How goddamn dare you?
Who is it?
Will Walsh, you son of a bitch.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
They're trying to make fun of my man Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
To this video, congratulations.
You're a new member of the Godfather's team.
Or as they say, you've been made.
Now, I know you're eager to get out there and start a slice of the city.
I got to go love somebody in Ghost's House.
You can make a sword while Templeton watches.
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock.
It's been a long day of holding out the dope.
Herman Sugar Cane Roast00:16:13
And you see a co-worker, you think, man, I'd like to touch that girl's body.
Oh, God.
That's a fact, dude.
You need to learn what kind of touching is acceptable.
Allow me to demonstrate with, what's your name?
Cassandra.
Cassandra.
Nice.
Here are the places on Cassandra that it's okay for me to touch.
Here.
All right.
You know what?
I'm not letting this go any further.
I'm not letting this go any further.
You people shut up.
You are not going to defame, all right, Herman Sugarcane.
All right.
That's my man, Herman Sugarcane.
And I endorsed him in the 2012 presidential campaign.
And once I endorsed him, y'all remember, right?
Once I endorsed him, Herman Sugarcane took the lead in the GOP presidential campaign.
And who sold him out?
Who sold out old Herman Sugarcane, the fellow Republican Party?
And I'll never forget that.
I'll never forget that.
If you want my personal opinion, had Herman Sugar Cane been the damn nominee for the Republicans, I think that we would have beaten Obama's ass.
We would have beaten Obama's ass, and we would not have had a second term of Obama.
But instead, we had some dry Mormon toast by the name of Mitt Romney, you know, who couldn't get the damn job done.
And if you want my opinion, I think that he was paid opposition to just be there to look pretty and let Obama be another second term president like a piece of trash.
And the reason I'm saying that is because you got this son of a bitch, Mitt Romney, talking garbage about our president now, President Trump, talking about impeachment.
Huh?
Where the hell were you?
All right, Mitt Romney, when this goddamn Obama was flushing America down the damn toilet when he was putting America on goddamn EBT cards in mass, where the hell were you with Fast and the Furious?
Where the hell were you?
All right, fucking Romney, you piece of garbage.
All right, this next video was requested by NWordled.
All right.
NWordled requested this one.
I don't know what the hell this is.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why do you people know about this crap?
Why do you people know about these stupid, weird-ass videos, for heaven's sake?
And Wordled requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!
I mean, I can't believe old people humiliate themselves this much on the fucking internet, for Christ's sake.
I don't.
Shut up.
I don't.
I don't.
Shock a con anime.
Anime.
Shaka Khan anime.
Is this what this idiot is saying?
Jeffrey.
Jeffy.
All right, get this stupid old codger out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I can't believe that there's this many old people, these prostate-infected, got to wake up eight times and take a piss, old people that are out here doing this on the internet, making absolute fucking idiots of themselves.
I mean, it's bad enough that you're an old codger and, you know, you're such in a desperate, pathetic situation in your life that you've got to humiliate yourself like this on YouTube or any other social media out here.
Goddamn old people that do this should be ashamed of themselves, but of course they're not.
They're like two feet in the grave already.
So what difference does it make?
Who's the next one here?
Ard Hammond.
Ard Hammond requested this one.
Go ahead.
Let's go and see what Ard Hammond requested for Christ's sake.
You know what?
This is too much.
Hold on.
Before I get to Ard Hammond's, dude, I got to take some more beer.
I need some more fucking beer.
I need to chug this beer.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough, dude, okay?
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
And wait a minute.
People in the chat room are saying, how old are you, ghost?
Hey, I'm not making an idiot of myself on this broadcast, all right?
I'm attempting.
I'm attempting to give you all the financial insight and the political and social commentary that has been known for this broadcast for the past 11 plus years.
But instead, what do we have?
We got a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are out here making a mockery of me and making a mockery of my goddamn show.
And I don't appreciate it.
I'm chugging this, all right?
I'm chugging this.
And you all shut up in the chat room, boy.
You all shut your ass up.
I'm chugging this chug a lug chug a lug.
All right.
All right.
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right, boy.
You're goddamn right.
I'm guzzling them down like I was stone-cold 316 Steve Austin, baby.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Take a whiff of that.
All right.
Chug a lug, chug a lug, baby.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
All right.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Ard Hammond.
We got to play Ard Hammond again.
Jesus Christ.
What is this, Ard Hammond?
What do you got now?
Oh, not this guy again.
Not this guy again.
Man, this guy should have died years ago.
Look at this.
This is what Ard Hammond requested.
Look at this.
This is what Ard Hammond requested, for heaven's sake.
Look at this guy.
Look at him.
Oh, my God.
Look at his background digs, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God, with a toilet!
Fucking...
Oh, my God, will that...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Freaking scuffed Bernie Sanders up in here for Christ's sake.
Man, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
Scratch your back.
Well.
All right.
Look.
It's just sad that you can't have somebody scratch your back.
My dogs, Buddy Buster and Lady.
They don't care.
They jump up.
I mean, good God, dude.
What the hell?
What is this guy doing?
Oh, this is animal abuse.
This is animal abuse.
Take this shit off, man.
Take it off.
And what the hell are you talking about, Scatman?
What are you talking about, Scatman, for Christ's sake?
This is disgusting.
Art Hammond, why'd you request this, Ard Hammond, you sick bastard?
That's freaking animal abuse, man.
I guess unless you're a Canadian, maybe this son of a bitch is Canadian or something.
Not illegal to do that in Canadia, because they legalize bestiality, because they're a bunch of maple leaf up the ass having dead moose, humping pieces of Canadian bacon trash.
Jesus Christ, who is this?
All right, then.
This next video was requested by.
This is why I left Cali.
This is why I left Cali, requested this video here.
Ghost and Templeton.mov.
That's not even funny, dude.
All right, that's not even goddamn funny.
All right, let me go ahead and play this.
This was requested by.
This is why I left Cali.
What is this hold on?
What is this chase playing out on live tv?
A stolen rv, the driver slamming into cars and trees as she tried to get off.
The dog seen on live tv jumping out of that rv.
The dog does survive this.
And here's Abc's Adrian, a dog's jumping out of the goddamn right under arrest.
Oh my god.
The driver, a 52 year old woman, a 52 year old woman while holding two large dogs in her lap.
Oh my god, right through that tree, there she hits a tree, scraping off the side of the vehicle, busting out the windshield.
Debris falls from inside and what you're?
Oh no, I don't want to see it.
No, oh god no, oh my god no, oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe this.
No, no kidding.
That's why you left Cali.
No kidding, that's why you left California.
For christ's sake, look at the type of sick human beings.
All right, and this is the consequence of liberal public policy out there in California.
All right, this is the consequence of liberal policy.
Grand theft, Templeton assholes.
Look, that's not funny, dude.
All right that, that is absolutely not funny.
That was just disgusting.
That was horrible.
Oh my god, that that made my heart weak.
All right, that that made my goddamn heart weak.
For heaven's sake, oh my god, that made my heart weak.
All right look, let me get done with these goddamn 12 buckers.
They keep piling up.
For heaven's sake, another 12 bucker.
I decided to spread your good word around like wildfire.
Don't worry, I picked the only establishment worthy of your wisdom.
Oh, i'm so sure you did PSN Parker Place.
I remember you all right.
I remember you all right.
I don't want to get into what happened with you in the the chat room, but I I remember you anyway.
This next video is my time's a ticking.
Time's a ticking.
Requested this video.
Get ready for some a damn ad, a video.
And it was mrs ghost driving you.
That was horrible footage, dude.
No wonder you you left the the goddamn uh California.
For heaven's sake, hold on.
is as time's a-tickin'
dude?
All right, time's a ticking go, shove it up your ass.
I'm warning you, assholes.
Don't clock me, dude.
That pisses me off to no fucking end.
And if you keep clocking me, dude, I'm going to end the broadcast.
I'm going to end the broadcast.
And you sons of bitches, you're going to hate me.
You're going to talk shit.
You're going to be like, oh, my God, he didn't do radio graffiti.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let me move on for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
We got TikTok.
TikTok requested this one here.
What is this?
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Tick-tock requested this.
He's like the taste of me so well, he's followed me ever since.
Licking his chum.
What the hell?
Is this Captain Hook?
I can't even hear this garbage.
You know that?
We can't even hear this.
TikTok.
You assholes with this fucking clock thing, man.
This shit really does piss me off because it's like you're a fucking boss that's, you know, fucking pointing at your stupid dumb swatch watch.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny, TikTok.
All right, shut this shit up, man.
All right.
Shove your clock references and all that crap.
Shove them right up your goddamn gay ass.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Another one.
I think so.
This time I'm going to go for a different change of pace and show you some potential ideas of logos or icons I came up with.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you like that.
I'm sure I won't.
All right, Arn Hammond.
I'm sure I won't because you're a sicko.
That's why.
Anyway, look, who's next?
It's Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa requested this.
Uh-oh.
Some Frank Zappa music.
Some pretty good goddamn guitar going on there.
I like it.
Some music to pass the time, ghost.
Listen, a little bit of Frank Zappa up in here.
What is this?
Oak Ham's Razor.
That's a badass guitar, baby.
Badass guitar.
Man, listen to that guitar, baby.
Man.
Man.
Hey, let's go ahead and turn that off.
Thank you very much, Frank Zappa, for hooking that up.
Listen to that guitar.
We'll won't get it.
That's pretty good, dude.
Pretty good.
Cheers to Frank Zappa.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
Who else do we have here, man?
Frank Zappa.
We got Mr. Lister, the Sister Fister.
Okay.
This son of a bitch, Mr. Lister, the Sister Fister, requested this damn video.
Let me make sure it's not some sick garbage.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't perversion, dude.
It looks like perversion here.
Yeah, it's perversion, dude.
I can't show all of this.
Hold on.
I can't show it.
The day Jesus showed Ghost Day.
All right, Mr. Lister, the Sister Fister.
This is gross, dude.
I can't show all this.
I don't even think I can show it.
I'm going to be honest, I don't think I can even show this.
Who Trump really is?
I don't even think I can show this, for Christ's sake.
Who Trump really is?
What are you talking about?
I can't show this, dude.
This is gay porn.
This is literal gay porn.
All right.
This is, I'll play it, but this is literal gay porn for Christ's sake.
Hey, ghost, I am curious how you like your steak cooked personally.
I like my steak well done on a charcoal grill.
Taste the heat.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
Medium rare to rare, okay?
Medium rare to rare.
Look, I'm going to play this.
I cannot show this on the screen because it's literally gay porn.
I mean, you see gay man ass.
You see all kinds of, you see, like gay, look, gay orgies.
And I'm not going to show this.
I'm not showing this, dude.
All right.
And by the way, Mr. Lister, the sister fister, you should know better than this.
And, you know, if you try to like charge back, I'll be more than happy to show PayPal what you were purchasing and what we couldn't play so they can make a judgment call on it.
Here we go.
I mean, this is disgusting, dude.
Gay Pornographic Material00:05:02
This is all gay pornographic material.
I don't even know why this is on YouTube.
How is this even on YouTube?
How is this on YouTube, dude?
There's like gay orgies on here.
How is this on YouTube?
How is this crap on YouTube?
Shit off.
Regis Philbin, really?
Now, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
If you're curious about what I just watched, it's called Bayonetta in Dash Boy Next Year.
Okay?
And to be honest with you, I can't believe this is even on YouTube.
This is literal gay porn.
This is literal gay porn.
I can't, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to have my goddamn channel compromised because you idiots want to sit over here and play gay pornographic material.
I'm not going to do it.
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock.
Can you shut up, please?
For Christ's sake, 8 o'clock.
9 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock.
Shut up!
12 o'clock.
Hurry the fuck up and bring MMY Sexy Man on.
TikTok.
Man, shut up, dude.
All right.
Just shut your ass up, Barry, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
All right, we got to hurry up.
I don't want to fucking do this all night.
We've got Star Platinum who requested this next one.
Star Platinum.
And hopefully it's not some gay pornographic material.
No, it doesn't look like it.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Star Platinum requested this.
Go ahead.
What is this?
Hold on.
Control your anger.
Rick was a nice young boy who had a very bad habit of getting angry at every little thing.
He would easily get angry at anyone and would even use foul language sometimes.
His parents and teachers often lectured him to control his anger and improve his behavior.
Stop irritating me.
Rick had a soft corner for paintings.
So on his seventh birthday, his mom gifted him a canvas and a palette of colors.
What's this for?
It's to help you express yourself.
you express your anger you feel angry about you can paint it on the canvas to get rid of that why don't you go beat up some people kid Rick painted a building falling down.
A building falling down.
Oh my God.
Bullying and criticizing me.
I feel that.
Yeah, now you see that right there?
If there was a damn father with a pair of balls, he would have said, hold on, son.
You've got somebody over there making some roughings in your knickers, do you?
Well, you know what you should do, son?
You should go out there and whoop the be Jesus out of all of them.
You know, you've got your anger.
Why don't you use your anger to kick the crap out of all those people that are bullying you at school?
You know what I mean?
So that's what I would say.
That's what I would do for Christ's sake.
I wouldn't sit here and say, hey, here's a palette.
Here, go ahead and draw your feelings.
Draw your feelings, and everything's going to be just fine, okay?
All right, put it down on there, and everything's going to be okay.
Focus your anger in the art.
Okay?
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.
Anyway, and oh, yeah, here's PSN Parker Place.
PSN Parker Place requested this one.
I can only imagine what the hell this is.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
What the hell did you do?
What the hell did you do, PSN Parker?
What the hell did you do?
What the hell did you do?
Put it on the PC shot.
This is PSN Parker Place.
Go ahead and put it on.
Look at what PSN Parker Place did.
Look at PSN Parker Place.
Oh, my God.
Freaking PSN Parker Place, for Christ's sake.
And Burger King, the establishment that is basically egging on violence.
And y'all hear about that milkshake crap that they did in the UK.
Don't buy Burger King.
Don't buy anything from them.
They're a bunch of leftists that are trying to inspire violence against those that they deem are right wing.
You saw the milkshaking of Nigel Farage.
You saw the milkshaking of a Sargon of Akkad.
I mean, Burger King is instigating political violence.
Burger King Egging On Violence00:09:17
And how come nobody's focusing in on that?
Burger King is a piece of shit.
Anyway, PSN Parker Place, I kind of appreciate you.
You won some brownie points, all right?
You won some brownie points.
All right, what else do we have here?
We got I Love California, who requested this one here.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, we got a fucking ad for Christ's sake.
I love California.
He said, music to pass the time, ghost.
The music to pass the time.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
Music to pass the time.
This is some Pink Floyd over here.
Look at this.
Let's get to the fucking music.
Yeah, real funny.
A bunch of clocks going off.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, right.
All right, let's get to the main music.
I think it's at about a minute and 15 or something.
This is literally the intro for the good first minute and a half, minute, well, two minutes, I guess.
Let's get to the song.
Here it is.
Picking away the moments with Mega McDonald.
Oh, yeah, I know, I know.
This is Pink Floyd, baby.
This is boomer music right here, baby.
This is boomer music.
It's boomer music, and everybody loves it to this day.
Yeah.
Waiting for someone or something to show you.
Good stuff, dude.
Cheers to this, baby.
Wait a minute, this is a...
This has got a pretty good ending.
Let's get to the ending.
This ending's pretty good.
Hold on, let's get right here.
Here it is.
Here it is, right here.
This is good music to trip out to, dude.
Good music to trip out to.
Journalists need to be hung, especially those who write for BuzzFeed and CNN.
They do nothing but pit class against the music.
Big capitalist daddy, you're damn right.
The nation would be better without them.
You're damn right.
Big capitalist daddy's in the house.
Thank you very much.
You're damn right, man.
This fake news media, something should be done to them because they're doing damage to the social climate of this country and they have no qualms about doing it whatsoever.
They're dividing the country with lies.
I'm sick of these fake news mainstream media bastards.
Who's the next 12-bucker for Christ's sake?
I think we're almost done.
I think we're finally almost done with these goddamn 12 buckers.
I'm finally, I'm glad.
I'm goddamn glad.
All right, who is next here?
We got Black Hat.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Right when I say we're almost done, dude.
Right when I say we're almost done, some son of a bitch wants to be a cutie ass and wants to go ahead and fucking asshole.
Who do we have here?
Oh, yeah.
Black Hat.
Black Hat requested this one.
What the hell is this, Black Hat?
Oh, you piece of shit.
The day Jesus showed Ghost Day.
What the hell are you talking about, Black Hat?
What is this?
What is this?
Get some bananas.
What the hell?
My niggas will be OH MY GOD HE- He just threw the cigarette.
Look, he just threw the cigarette.
I THREW A CIGARETTE IN THIS DOOL My niggas who be yakin to Paul Hey Oh my god Oh Oh, my God.
What the hell was that about, dude?
What the hell was that about, dude?
Good God, Black Hat.
Jesus Christ, what the hell was that?
All right, who else do we have here?
Will Walsh.
Jesus Christ, let's get done with these for Christ's sake.
Will Walsh requested this 12-bucker, and he's, hold on, what is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I really don't appreciate this one bit, Will Walsh.
All right.
I'm only going to play a little bit of this because this is a lie.
This is these late-night liberal assholes trying to defame and deface my great president, President Trump.
And I don't appreciate this one bit.
Here's Will Walsh's request.
Here it is.
And I hate Conan, by the way.
I hate Conan O'Brien.
He's the most divisive presidential candidate ever.
Even as he continues to win primaries, many are openly comparing Shaw.
Shut up, you stupid ginger.
It's pretty common.
In fact, New York's Daily News ran this front page earlier this week.
Trump is Hitler.
Gee, that is going to get much worse than Trump is Hitler.
So I asked if he'd come out tonight to address these comparisons.
Shockingly, he's in town.
He agreed.
Ladies and gentlemen, here to defend himself is Adolf Hitler.
Oh, yeah, this is real fun.
And of course, it's this.
You know, I'm not giving this dumbass.
Earlier, you said if people kept clocking you, that you would end the show early.
People kept clocking you, and you're still broadcasting.
Shut up, asshole!
You've never ended the show early once after making a threat like that.
Your word is worthless.
Hush.
You want me to end the show then, you son of a bitch?
Huh?
You want me to end this show?
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
And hey, by the way, Sarah Silverman, oh, only she could play Hitler, right?
That's what made this whole Hitler bit palatable by people that are all at the Anti-Defamation League, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Go shove it up.
Hey, listen, don't tempt me in the chat room.
All right.
If you want me to end this broadcast, I'll end it, boy.
Don't you dare.
Don't you goddamn dare for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going.
This fucking Sarah Silverman, this piece of trash.
All right, Jesus Christ.
And remember, remember when Sarah Silverman was talking garbage about, oh my God, you got to vote for Bernie.
You got to vote for Bernie.
And then when Bernie didn't win it, she was talking shit to Bernie voters.
You remember that?
What a fucking hypocrite that Sari Silverman is.
What a fucking piece of trash.
Why anyone still views her?
It's obviously a bunch of stupid women.
But why anybody views her and finds her funny is beyond me.
All right.
Anyway, N-Wordled, N-Wordled requested this one.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Hold on.
Let me make sure that there's not no goddamn freaking sick ass gay poor bondage or some shit.
All right, here we are.
Here's N-Wordled.
N-Wordled requested this.
What is this?
I want you to be my asshole.
I'm not doing this.
Fucking hentai-loving sick assholes.
All right.
I'm not doing this.
All right.
N-wordled.
All right.
Real funny asshole.
All right.
Next.
Man, I hope I'm almost done with this crap.
All right.
I hope that I'm almost done with this.
Regis Philman.
Regis Philbin decided to go ahead and donate 12 buckers to obligate me to watch one of these YouTube videos.
What is it?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I know what you're trying to do.
I know what you're doing here.
Regis Philman.
And by the way, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is finally being canceled after what, 18, 17, 18 years?
Huh?
That's isn't it amazing, huh?
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Go ahead.
I'm from a friend.
Hi, this is Richard Phil.
Oh, excuse me, this is Regis Philman here.
And we're here at the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
We've got Billy next to you.
He wants to know if you know the meaning of life.
Go ahead and answer.
Hi.
Hi, John.
This is Billy.
How you doing?
How you doing, Billy?
Yeah, I just wanted to know and see if you know the meaning of life.
I don't know, Billy.
Maybe you need to look.
Regis Philman Millionaire Cancelled00:04:05
Maybe you need to look up your ass.
All right, Billy.
Hope that works.
Oh, that was a little funny.
Thank you, Regis Philbin.
We really needed that.
It was a little bit of a tension breaker, and it was definitely something that needed to be heard right now.
Let's go on to the next video, which is What Ghost Did to Templeton.
Oh, yeah, that's a great name.
What Ghost Did to Templeton?
That's a great fucking name.
What is this?
Well, hold on.
What is this?
For Christ's.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that?
And not to mention, don't be putting numbers up, dude.
That's not cool, all right, asshole.
All right, here we go.
What ghost did to Templeton?
I can't believe this.
I got to pause this after a minute.
What the hell is this?
Look to me an American!
Freakin' foreigner!
I can't even understand what the hell this idiot is saying.
Here you go.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no, man.
Why would you do that to a fucking dog?
No!
Oh, my God, no!
Oh, my God, no!
Oh my God, no!
Oh my god!
And let me tell you something.
I don't mean to throw any kind of, you know, stereotypes or anything, but let's be honest.
Muslims hate dogs.
They hate dogs.
And I'm telling you, this Muslim probably did this because he was probably trying to show off how big his schlong was to Muhammad or something.
I'm not joking around.
This is very prevalent within the Muslim community.
They hate dogs for whatever reason.
And that's disgusting.
And, of course, probably nothing's going to happen to that son of a bitch, even though they, ah, Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking.
Anybody who does that.
Oh, it's Hindu?
Well, same shit.
Who cares?
It's the same crap.
All right.
Same crap, different plate.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Anti-Trump leaked video requested this next video.
Anti-Trump leak video.
What is this?
Anti-Trump leak video.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Let me just make sure that this isn't some sick shit.
All right, here we go.
Anti-Trump leak video requested this.
What is this?
Resist Trump movement.
Oh, my goodness.
What do you have to say about the president?
How much do you hate him?
Wow, I wouldn't say hate.
I do not respect him at all.
And who are you, sir?
We're doing news on the street, Resist Trump Network, News Network.
Resist Trump News Network.
That's right.
It just so happens that the name of our network is the same thing that's on your bumper sticker.
And so you just took cameras in my face, even before asking any questions.
We have to get the news.
We have to get the news, man.
Look at this coopster goddamn leftist.
Okay.
Sometimes you do unpopular things to get the hot scoop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's a bad cap job on your teeth, bro.
Probably all things except your use of the camera.
Well, that's where we differ because I think I'm being perfectly reasonable.
Are you getting a close-up of my nose?
What is so interesting?
What is so interesting about him?
Jesus Christ.
All right, we get it.
This is cringe lord stuff.
Look, I don't hate Sam Hyde.
I'm not hating on him.
I just don't get it, dude.
I just do not get Sam Hyde.
I don't get it.
But hey, two each of their own, dude.
Anyway, let's continue.
Big Capitalist Daddy requested this one here.
Big Capitalist Daddy.
Hold on, before I get to Big Capitalist Daddy's, let me go ahead and get a goddamn drink of some beer here because it's already almost 11 p.m. out here.
Mueller Report Coming Out00:15:02
It's 10:42 p.m. in San Antonio, Texas.
I'm going to go ahead and chug a lug again because I'm not getting freaking drunk fast enough, all right?
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
So go ahead.
Here we go.
Bottoms up.
chuggalug chuggalug oh yeah Chug a lug, chug a lug.
Chug a goddamn lug, baby.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
Oh man, that's better.
There we go.
Hey, hey, shut up and don't clock me in the damn chat room, dude, okay?
All right, I want to take a couple of chugs.
I want to get a little bit buzzed.
You people have been pissing me off all night.
I wanted to talk about some serious subject matters up in this son of a bitch.
All right, I wanted to talk about the Democrat feminist hero, Michael Avenatti.
Remember that lawyer, huh?
Michael Avenatti that was always on CNN that claimed that he was going to run for the Democratic Party.
Remember that?
Well, aside from the federal charges that he has been hit up with relating to his illegitimate lawyer practices, he has also been charged with defrauding Stormy Daniels.
Oh, and that's enough of the 12 buckers, man.
Creepy porn lawyer.
All right.
The feminist hero.
Remember the holier than thou.
Remember when Michael Avenatti, that stupid lawyer, was talking all this garbage about President Trump and, oh, what a disgusting man.
And, oh, he's this and he's that.
Michael Avenatti has been defrauding anybody who's used his practice.
All right.
Stormy Daniels.
Let me tell you something about Stormy Daniels.
This serves you right, Broad.
All right.
This serves you right.
You thought that you can get some extra money and fame and publicity by coming out.
Let me tell you, you had an agreement with Donald Trump, you dumb bitch.
All right.
You had an agreement and you decided to go against the whore contract because that's what you are, Stormy Daniels.
You're a filthy, disgusting whore that is used as a sexual playground.
That's what your body is.
And instead of just keeping your mouth shut after being paid for services, your dumb, stupid ass had to come out and get some dumbass lawyer who used and abused you like the disposable piece of road trash.
You are Stormy Daniels.
And now you're pissed off that this creepy porn lawyer ripped you off for Christ's sake.
Tough titty.
All right.
Like the fake ones you got right in your goddamn chest area.
Tough titty, Stormy Daniels.
All right.
All right.
You should have just kept your mouth shut and shut your goddamn mouth and kept going out to these stupid CD strip clubs, shaking your tail feather and bouncing up and down on old men.
All right?
Stupid dumb broad.
Stormy Daniels ruined X videos for me with her stupid appearances on those camster ads.
Pornhub all the way now.
Pornhub, Jesus Christ.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
The bottom line is, Stormy Daniels is a cheap piece of disposable road trash.
And so what?
Donald Trump paid her to use her body as a sexual playground.
She should have just shut her stupid, stinking, gaping holes and just been happy with the fact that she even got paid to do what she's done.
But of course she didn't.
Of course you had to hire Michael Avenatti.
And let me tell you something.
Michael Avenatti is going to go to jail for life because of all this garbage.
And it couldn't happen to a better scumbag than Michael Avenatti.
What's wrong, Michael Avenatti?
I thought you were going to run for president for the Democratic Party, huh?
I thought you were a feminist hero.
You're a piece of trash is what you are.
And I hope that you go to jail for the rest of your goddamn life for being a fraud.
All right, who's this?
What's the next one?
This next one is my big capitalist daddy.
Big capitalist daddy requested this.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
this i've had enough of this satanist all right All right, this Pope is a disgusting, despicable, left-wing, satanic, atheist Pope.
All right, I have nothing to say about this piece of crap, all right?
Every time this damn pope comes out, what is it?
Oh, it's okay to have gay sex, and it's okay to have abortions, and God will forgive you if you do.
I mean, just shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth, Popeye, all right?
You're a sick son of a bitch.
All right, you're a sick bastard.
Hey, I didn't know nothing about the molestations of the children.
Yeah, shut up.
Of course you did.
Why do you think they protested you in Chile?
Huh?
Pope Francis, they didn't want you in Chile because you were directly responsible in covering up a major goddamn bishop or fucking cardinal out there that was out there molesting children for years.
Hey, I just want to say, I think it's kind of important that our president be of upstanding moral character.
Are the Democrats incapable of delivering a man with good family values?
Oh, God, engineer, get jiggy with the towels.
I just soiled myself again.
Let me tell you something.
The difference between I know you don't like her ghost, but Stormy put her titties in my face when she came to Cleveland and I was at the club after work throwing bills.
I am pretty sure Trump was already in those titties, though, haha.
Really?
You let her put those fucking, you know, those freaking fake bags in your face?
You know, I guess for the novelty, you know, I guess for the novelty.
First of all, ghost in 1998, Bill Clinton lied to the American people, lied under oath, and then tried to redefine what oral sex was.
Do y'all remember that?
Bill Clinton redefined oral sex as nothing more than a handshake.
Y'all remember that?
I'm not joking around.
That's what he equated oral sex to.
He said under oath in the deposition that, oh, I don't, you know, I don't think that oral sex is sexual relations.
I think, you know, oral sex is nothing more than like a handshake.
You know, I think that's what the woman was doing when she was getting on her knees and, you know, putting my man meat in her mouth.
She was giving me a little bit of a handshake.
She was giving me a mouth hug.
That's what she was doing.
She was giving me a mouth hug.
That's what, give me a break.
So don't give me this garbage.
All right.
Seriously, don't give me this garbage for Christ's sake.
Good God.
All right.
What else do we have here?
Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa requested this one here.
Let's see what Frank Zappa requested.
Let's go.
Uh-oh.
some more Frank Zappalix and put the PC shot on.
It's a little bit of Frank Zappa in the house.
Bound out, bounce out, bounce.
BAM!
Thank you very much, Frank Zappa.
I appreciate it, bro.
I appreciate it.
Everything's all good here, man.
All right, man.
One more.
We're finally done with these goddamn 12 buckers.
Thank God.
Thank God we're done with these damn 12 buckers.
This is the last one, at least for right now.
Let's go ahead.
What does it say?
What do we think of what we think of ghost?
What we think of ghost requested this.
Let's see what the hell he's talking about.
What we think of ghosts.
What the hell is this?
What we think of ghost.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on.
Put this on the PC shot.
What we think of ghost requested this.
What is this?
That suicide is painless.
It brings on face changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's an that's enough.
That's enough.
That's not funny.
Shut up in the chat room, you assholes.
That's not goddamn funny.
All right.
Hey, look, you got people in the chat room.
Do it, ghost.
Go ahead and do it.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
Let me have a freaking chug of this beer.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, Jesus.
Our brother Ghost.
Not another one, Khabib.
Come on, dude.
Not another goddamn dollar.
No!
For my autistic friends watching the broadcasts.
God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, enough of these 12 buckers, dude, man.
I've already been up here two hours doing this damn garbage, man.
Two hours been doing this.
This one is by Khabib.
Khabib requested this one.
What is this, Khabib?
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some goddamn sick, perverted, disgusting whatever.
All right.
All right.
What is this, Khabib?
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
I'm a terrorist in a fucking wheelchair!
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, dude?
Oh, my God.
All right, take this shit off of here, for Christ's sake.
Take this shit off, Eck.
Take it off.
Jesus Christ.
I almost threw up in my mouth there a little bit, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Real funny, Khabib.
You know that?
Real goddamn funny.
All right.
You a la snack bar son of a bitch.
All right.
Who's next?
Frank Zappa.
All right.
This is the last one.
All right.
Hopefully, this is it so I can get on with my broadcast.
All right.
This one was requested by Frank Zappa.
All right.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
That sounds like some broad getting the high hard one.
What the hell?
That sounds like a broad getting a high hard one.
All right.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
That's it.
Go ahead and go ahead and just.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's enough.
That's it.
No more 12 buckers.
All right, it's time for me to get on with the goddamn broadcast.
I hope that you sons of bitches are happy that I conducted this.
And I want to remind you all one more again.
That next week, these 12 buckers are going to go up in price, man, because I can't keep being bombarded by this.
That was the Bill Clinton handshake.
That was the Bill Clinton handshake, huh?
I bet it was, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Bill Clinton, you want to talk about morality?
Bill Clinton used Monica Lewinsky's Vijay J as a freaking humidor.
All right, y'all remember that?
Did y'all read that part of the star report?
Huh?
I mean, you had freaking Bill Clinton take out, I'm sure it was a Church Hill-sized cigar, and stick it inside of Monica Lewinsky, and then, I don't know, humidified his cigar and, I don't know, sparked it up and made a tuna smell.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't know why anybody would do that, but that just goes to show you the depravity of one Bill Clinton.
And by the way, maybe that's why Hillary Clinton wasn't voted into office, even though she claims that the damn election was stolen from her, all right?
The election was not stolen from you, Hillary Clinton.
Nobody likes you.
You are a disingenuous piece of trash.
All right?
You can't even pretend to be one of the American people.
You are so disconnected, it was disgusting.
All right?
Oh, Christ, no.
Ghost's wet dream.
What the hell is that?
I'd buy that front.
The Oklahoma Sooners, just shove that up your ass, man.
This is Longhorns, baby.
This is Longhorns.
All right, Longhorns.
Hey, Ghost.
I updated the page with more potential logos and icons.
I'm not sure if you got to mine or not.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let me get to Ghost's Wet Dream first, okay?
Ghost's Wet Dream requested this.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
But Ghost's Wet Dream requested this.
What is this?
All right.
You know what?
Before we get to this, you know, I got to get another beer.
I'm sorry.
I don't even like that name, Ghost's Wet Dream.
I can only imagine what the damn video is.
I need to get some freaking beer.
I need some more beer.
You're damn right.
Give me some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, I'm not getting drunk fast enough, baby.
Ghosts Wet Dream Requested00:05:40
All right, I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
It's hump day.
It's the middle of the week, baby.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
And look, you want to put a lot of head on your beer, all right?
And the reason you want to put a lot of head on your beer is if you don't, then what happens is, is when you throw food down in your gut and the beer has it carbonated and you have to let some of that carbonation out, that carbonation is going to get all in your stomach and it ain't going to feel very good.
You understand what I'm saying?
So that's why you want to keep drinking.
You want to drink proper.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just listening.
I'm just trying to give you all some advice from a man who knows a thing or two about a thing or two about drinking.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, we may be doing something interesting on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I don't want to get to it right now.
I will get the information on it Friday, but we may be having an online scavenger hunt.
And I think that, you know, we're going to do that.
I'm going to give you the 411 this Friday.
So you happen to be, you have to be listening to me on Bowler Friday to get the 411 on what the hell we're going to do on Saturday on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Okay, so I just want to go ahead and put that out there.
And by the way, we're going to be giving out some cash.
All right, we're going to be giving out a little cash for people out there on the Saturday Night Troll Show doing some things.
Press P in the chat room to pee on Arteman.
Be careful.
Man-Child Freak may like you.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
We all know Art Hammond is a little bit of a freak show, dude.
We get it, dude.
All right.
We get it.
Anyway, and by the way, if you're going to participate in the if you want to participate in the damn scavenger hunt, you're going to have to know how to get on YouTube Live so you can broadcast yourself live so we can view it to see if you're doing the scavenger hunt.
Just FYI, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next couple of goddamn 12 buckers here.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Ghost is wet dream.
Ghost is wet dream.
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some sick, perverted garbage.
All right, go ahead and put the PC shot.
This is my ghost's wet dream.
Real funny.
Real funny.
We should distick these young and lame.
We do our best to kill him, ma'am, because the kills all count the same.
Napalm sticks to kids.
Napalm sticks to kids.
Dropping frags on the side.
Real fucking funny asshole.
Napalm sticks to kids.
It made us feel good.
Real goddamn funny piece of shit.
Napalm sticks to kids.
Listen.
All right.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off for Christ's sake, man.
Listen, I've told you once.
I've told you a thousand fucking times.
Don't talk about Vietnam Nab.
Do you hear me?
I'm tired of telling you this.
I hope that this time it sticks in your goddamn brain.
Don't talk about Vietnam Nab.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What Oklahoma does to those pussies at UT Longhorns Forever the Super?
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Longhorns, baby.
Longhorns for life.
And stick those longhorns right up your rose-butted shithole.
Stupid piece of trash.
Give me my goddamn drink for Christ's sake.
I got to chug a lug, chug a lug again, man.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
I'll tell you that right.
Goddamn now.
I take it right.
Goddamn now.
Here's my drink.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
Woo!
I'm feeling pretty good, baby.
I'm feeling pretty goddamn good.
You sorry, saxa trash.
All right, who else do we?
Oh, yeah, Arn Hammond.
We were just talking about Ard Hammond, weren't we?
We were just talking about old Ard Hammond.
Well, he requested another goddamn 12-bucker.
And that's for you, Art Hammond.
You probably like it.
Never mind.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Arn Hammond's.
Hold on, what is this?
Are you making logos for Christ's sake?
Hold on, put it on the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Art Hammond's doing logos now.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
He's doing a logo.
There's an anime looking one over here.
This one, you know, looks like, I don't know, Rambo-ish, trying to make me look like Vietnam.
This one's making me look like a ninja turtle.
This one right here is making me look like Wyatt.
This one right here is making me look like Earp.
And the Texas flag.
All right.
Yeah, real good.
Real good, real swift.
Although I do appreciate the effort.
All right, Art Hammond.
I do appreciate the effort, for Christ's sake.
Cheers to Art Hammond.
Even though he's a sick pervert, all right.
Cheers to Art Hammond for the effort, dude.
Xi Jinping Long March Suffering00:06:17
Cheers to that.
Cheers to that, for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and keep, I want to keep chugging, dude.
I want to keep chugging.
All right.
I mean, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Bottoms up, baby.
All right, bottoms up.
I think we're done.
We got one more 12-bucker.
One more 12-bucker.
But I wanted to talk about some things today, folks.
All right.
I wanted to talk about how China, did you hear China?
China now is going to, they're going to actually try to steadfast on this tariff that the president has upped.
I'm not even joking around.
Did you hear the Chinese president?
The Chinese president, Xi Jiping, tells his people to prepare for a, quote, long march in the tariff war with the United States.
Now, let me explain to you why Xi Jiping told his people to prepare for the quote long march.
If you're not familiar with the long march, he's making reference to Mao Citong's 10,000-mile march, in which the communists were almost completely depleted.
And then Mao Cedong took his communist comrades on a 10,000-mile march from village to village in China, recruiting more and more communist fighters.
And in the process of that 10,000-mile march, he had a lot of casualties.
It was a lot of suffering, starvation, etc.
It was a very bad, long 10,000-mile march, but it was that 10,000-mile march and all the suffering that eventually led to the communist overtaking of China.
Now, I personally believe, since China is going to be playing hardball with this tariff war and they're not going to negotiate anymore with the United States, I think, in my opinion, folks, mark my words, China with Xi Jiping is planning on killing millions of its own people via starvation and famine.
Only this time, there's no way that they're going to blame themselves for it.
Xi Jiping is not going to blame himself for starving millions of Chinese people.
He's going to blame the United States for it.
All right.
Play the last video quit S-T-A-L-L-I-N.
Shut up, boomer.
Shut up, Boomer Sooner.
I'll play it when I get to it.
I'm talking about important stuff here.
All right?
I'm talking about important stuff.
Like I said, Xi Jiping, the president of China, is going to use this tariff war as a means to kill millions of his own people and blame the United States for it.
Mark my word.
That's why the president of China used the term long march, long march in reference to the tariff war that he has with the United States of America.
All right?
I'm not kidding around.
Because listen, folks, what we import into China is food.
We import lots of food.
That's why this tariff war is afflicting the United States farmer.
Because the farmer is used to sending large sums of the agriculture and commodities to China, and they're not going to be able to do that because of this tariff war.
And I'm telling you right now, these communist Chinese soulless pieces of fucking evil crap.
That's why you had the president of China making a reference to the long march, because that long march represents pain, misery, death, destruction.
But in the end of that long march, it means that they believe in their own, you know, egg roll-eaten minds that they're going to be victorious.
So we shall see.
But I'm look, mark my words.
I'm the prognosticator of prognosticators.
China will begin to see massive amounts of starvation, massive amounts of death, because they are going to blame the United States for it.
I mean, it's the perfect scapegoat.
Okay?
And China's doing, listen, they're good at doing this.
Mao Citong, during the Great Leap Forward, killed 30 million people.
All right.
Oklahoma sooner, Texas later.
Shut up, asshole.
And during the Cultural Revolution, which was under Mao Cetong's control, he killed 30 million people.
As a matter of fact, those estimates are just shortchange because we have to leave it up to the communist government to give us these numbers.
But these are their numbers.
All right.
These are their numbers.
And hey, Eric W, you idiot.
China has not been capitalist, you idiot.
Some stupid Chinese peasant cannot wake up and say, I don't want to be Chinese peasant no more.
I want to go and use capitalism so I can be a millionaire.
You can't do that.
The only billionaires and millionaires are a part of the communist government.
You have to be a part of the communist government bureaucracy to be able to be anything.
That's not capitalism, you sari sack of trash.
That's central planning.
And the people that get rewarded for the central planning are nothing more than the communists in the communist government.
All right?
So for y'all idiots to try to make reference to China being a bunch of capitalists, you fucking people are idiots.
You are a bunch of leftists trying to say that China is China's not capitalist, dude.
It's a centralized government.
It is a collectivist government, you stupid moron.
Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
A Chinese peasant cannot wake up and say, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go and I'm going to become a capitalist and I'm going to make a lot of money.
I'm going to become a billionaire.
That's not what's going to happen.
Unless they do, you know, some major dirt for the communist government, that ain't going to happen.
China Fortune Cookie Central Planning00:04:54
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's get to this last goddamn 12 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's get to this last 12 bucker.
This one is by Boomer Sooner, who's been complaining about me to get to this stupid video.
Boomer Sooner requested this.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Go ahead and play.
I already know what this is.
Go ahead and play it.
Boomer Sooner requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
Nothing be sent cattle country.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such educational films as 2 minus 3 equals negative funds and firecrackers, the Zilent Killer.
Mr. McClure?
Oh, hello, Bobby.
Jimmy, I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's from the ranch to your stomach.
You just asked a mouthful.
It all starts here in the high-density feedlot.
Then when the cattle are just right, it's time for them to graduate from Bovine University.
What the hell are you inferring here, you piece of shit?
Come on, Jimmy.
Let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy.
It's not really a floor.
It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
You son of a bitch.
You Oklahoma sooner set up a bitch.
Getting hungry, Jimmy.
Ah, Mr. McClure.
All right.
You know what?
I don't want to listen to this.
I don't want to listen to this.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Real funny.
Longhorns, asshole.
Longhorns for life.
All right?
Stick these longhorns up your goddamn sooner ass.
All right?
You talked about China Fortune Cookie when you talked about China.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Listen.
All right.
I'm not on.
Just be quiet about Mr. Fortune Cookie.
All right.
We can't bring Mr. Fortune Cookie on because we're on YouTube.
And, you know, I don't want to get into the whole politics behind that.
Do you understand that?
I don't want to get into a politics behind that shit.
All right.
And now you're making me belch.
Now you're making me goddamn belch.
All right.
Look, now that we're at the last part, actually the last 12-bucker that we had to do today, I want to talk about a couple of things, and then we're going to go to radio graffiti and all that stuff, all right?
Because I know that there's a lot of people that have been complaining about the fact that I have radio graffiti on late at night and yada yada yada and all this crap.
So that's what we're going to do right now.
All right.
I'm going to get a little bit more beer going on.
Okay.
That's what, you know, because I'm a drinking son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm a drinking son of a bitch.
So I'm going to get a little bit more beer going on.
I might break out the wacky tobaki, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the marijuana, the chronic, the indo, the poo smoke.
All right.
And then when we do that, we're going to go ahead and move on with the broadcast.
All right.
Then we're going to move on with the broadcast.
All right.
Let me go ahead and chug the rest of this beer.
All right.
Go ahead.
Ah, good stuff.
And you know what time it is, right?
You know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right, boy.
Woo!
Let me get some goddamn more beer up in here, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And these beers are ice cold, baby.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, motherfucker, let me do a rebuttal, you blasphemy of Zhiji Ping.
Motherfucker, let me do a rebuttal to your blasphemy of 11 jimping.
You know what we do, what we do?
We do it for Chairman Max.
I know you do it for Chairman Mao, for Christ's sake.
All right?
And I'm telling you right now, mark my words.
Give it about six months, you're going to start seeing Chinese people dying.
You're going to be hearing reports of Chinese people dying of starvation, dying of famine, etc.
And they're going to blame it on the United States of America.
That's what Zhiji Ping is going to do.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and open this beer.
Iran Nuke Deal Globalists00:05:20
And you know what?
We got to do this.
We got to do this because we send China $500 billion a year in trade deficits.
Do you understand me?
$500 billion in trade deficits, you moron.
I mean, we're the Chinese piggy bank and we can't allow that to happen no more, baby.
And here you have one of the Democratic frontrunner, Joe, creepy Joe Biden over here, claiming that China isn't a threat.
Huh?
That just goes to show you how anti-American the Democrats are when they're saying China isn't a threat.
China wants world domination.
Good news, thanks to Trump.
Huawei can't spy on Americans.
You're damn right.
Hey, you're damn right.
You're damn right.
Let me go ahead and put this fucking beer in my glass.
And like I said, you want to put a lot of head on that beer so that your stomach doesn't get upset and you can keep drinking beer.
You can have chicken wings.
You can eat whatever you want.
You can throw whatever you want in your hole.
All right.
And when it hits your stomach, you're not going to have any kind of an upset stomach, for heaven's sake, all right?
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Now, another thing I want to talk about, folks, is that the president needs to make a move on Iran before it's too late.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I know there's a lot of you millennials and Gen Zers out there that are like, oh my God, ghost, this is Neil Conan.
You don't understand.
The Iranian government and the Iranian country is literally the front lines between the nationalist, which is us, which is Saudi Arabia, which is Egypt, which is Italy, which is Hungary, which is Poland, and all the other countries, Australia now, after its latest elections, it's the nationalists against the globalists.
And the front line is in Iran.
And I'm telling the president right now, he needs to make a move on Iran because Iran isn't just sitting on its thumb waiting.
I mean, they're moving military armaments to different parts of the Middle East.
We heard that they were sending missiles to Syria.
And once that report came out, you had Israel air bomb Syria.
I think that we need to make a move on Iran within the next week and a half.
And if we don't, then we literally make ourselves look like a paper tiger.
And the reason I say this, folks, is because let's be honest, okay?
Iran tried to enter into the globalist infrastructure.
That's what the whole Obama-Iran nuke deal was all about.
That's what it was all about, folks.
Iran was trying to enter the globalist infrastructure.
And that's what the Obama-Iran nuke deal was all about.
And once President Trump ripped up the Obama-Iran nuke deal, how come our so-called allies out there in the European Union keep honoring the Iran nuke deal?
How come our supposed allies in the EU keep honoring the goddamn Iran nuke deal?
Because the European Union is a bunch of globalist garbage itself.
And that's why you've got the European Union trying to not necessarily say too many bad things about the violence that's being stoked by Burger King and other media and other government entities against right-wing contenders that want to run for the government to take the goddamn country, whatever country they're in, out of the EU.
The EU is a disgrace.
And like I've always told you, like I've always told you, what was the last country to call itself a union?
What was the last country to call himself or itself a union?
The Soviet Union, the Soviet Union.
And what was the Soviet Union?
They were goddamn commies.
And that's what globalism is.
Globalism is communism.
And that's why these folks that are rising up against the European Union, they're rising up against communism.
Because we don't want global communism.
We don't want collectivism on a global scale.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
We do not want it.
You understand me?
So that's why we've got Donald Trump, a true American, a man who's not only gotten elected to re-evaluate the economic and foreign policy of this country, but him becoming president has given the American people back the government.
That's why Donald Trump is president.
He's given power of the government back to the people.
Kick Shit Out Of Iraq00:07:52
And what Donald Trump has exposed, by God, you all have to realize this.
What Donald Trump has exposed is that Washington, D.C. is an organized criminal organization.
That's what it is.
Look at all that's been uncovered.
All the FBI weaponization.
They weaponized the FBI.
They tried to use the FBI, the Department of Justice, some fake bogus Russian-based Russia Trump dossier.
And they tried to use this as a means of overthrowing a duly elected president.
And it failed.
And are any of these people going to go to jail?
Are any of the people that did this who abused their authority, who weaponized the FBI, who weaponized the DOJ, are any of these people going to go to jail?
That's what Donald Trump exposed.
He exposed the true criminality of Washington, D.C.
And that's why you can't trust these fucking sick, disgusting, power-hungry autocrat politicians.
You can't trust them, especially the Democrats.
All right?
Especially the goddamn Democrats, for heaven's sake.
Give me my goddamn drink.
And thank God the president is so stress-resilient that he can take all this on, baby.
He can take all this on.
Thank God.
I'm going to take a chug of this beer.
Cheers to my President Trump.
And let me tell you, Trump, you're going to have to make a move on Iran within the next week and a half.
Because if you don't, you're going to make us look weak on the world stage.
And my suggestion to you, Trump, is not to go in with the intention of trying to take over the country.
You need to wipe out the Ayatollah.
You need to wipe out the clerics of Iran.
You chop the head off that snake.
You can give back the country of Iran to the infrastructure that is there already.
But you have to wipe out all those that are still loyal to the Ayatollah.
And you've got to wipe out the military installations, etc.
And let me tell you, since we're out there, okay?
Since we're out there and we eliminate the Ayatollah, we eliminate the dogmatic component of this Iranian government and we give back the Iranians their government under a democratic idea or something that isn't dogmatic in nature.
I say that we take our troops out of Iran and we go right into fucking Iraq.
All right.
I said it.
We need to go right into fucking Iraq.
You Iraqi government pieces of shit.
We've spent $4 trillion of not only money, but blood and treasure liberating you ungrateful pieces of shit.
All right?
$4 trillion U.S. dollars we gave to fucking Iraq and blood and treasure.
And what is Iraq doing?
They're acting like a satellite to Iran.
They're acting like a goddamn satellite to Iran.
We need to go in there and fucking kick the shit out of the goddamn government that we put into power.
And we need to force that government to pay us back the over $4 trillion in blood and treasure that we wasted liberating these ungrateful pieces of shit.
Do you understand that?
I want that money back.
Do you understand that?
I want that money back.
And we need to force the Iraqi government to pay us.
This fucking Iraqi government is selling oil on the world market, making billions of dollars.
Iraq is making billions of dollars.
They're not paying us one fucking red cent of that money.
And I'm telling you right now, once we kick Iran's ass, we take, I'm not even joking, man.
We take our troops and go right into Iraq and tell these sons of bitches, look, you either start paying us for the shit we did for you or we fucking eliminate the government that we put into power and we do something else.
All right?
I'm not kidding around, dude.
I mean, and look, all you people that are pissing and moaning about ghosts being a neocon and ghost, I'm not a neocon, all right?
I think that the battle of the globalist is at Iran.
And if we overtake Iran and we make Iran a free country, we go back to Iraq.
I'm not even joking.
You fucking Iraqi pieces of shit.
I'm not even kidding around.
You idiots in Iraq need to start paying us our fucking respect.
Or if not, we go right into Iraq.
I don't even give a shit.
All right.
And you people that are out here saying, you know what?
I don't want to die in this war.
I don't want to, you know what?
Shut up, soy boys.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop bitching.
Get on the front lines and fight for your fucking country.
Do you understand me?
All right?
Fight for your fucking country and stop being a pussy.
All right?
Iraq owes us.
Iraq fucking owes us for Christ's sake.
And if they don't pay us back, let's kick the shit out of them.
We're going to be out there once we kick the shit out of Iran.
All right.
Once we kick the shit, because Iran ain't going to be nothing.
We're going to be able to take them out like fucking that.
All right?
We need to fucking tell these Iraqis, you owe us, you piece of trash.
You owe us.
And if you don't want to pay us, just eliminate them.
Eliminate the whole fucking Iraq fucking government for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
God bless America.
All right.
America is now asserting its fucking superpower dominance and we can't be scared to do it, boy.
You understand that?
We can't be scared to do it.
I mean, listen, Mr. President, the more you wait, the more you wait on military action in Iran, the more we look weak on the world stage.
I mean, just yesterday, we intercepted some Russian planes entering into the damn airspace of Alaska.
Are you prepared for gas skyrocketing?
Yeah.
Are you prepared for a Democrat takeover of the white?
No, that ain't going to happen.
That ain't going to happen.
Are you prepared for Democrats ruling the 2020s?
That's not going to happen.
If so, invade and occupy Iran.
We're not going to occupy Iran, you shithead.
I'm not saying, because you see, that was our biggest mistake in Iraq.
We went into Iraq and we eliminated all the institutions of everyday life in Iraq.
All the government institutions, every institution for Christ's sake.
And that was our biggest mistake.
We don't have to eliminate all institutions of Iran.
We just have to eliminate and make sure the Ayatollah and all the major clerics are dead.
Okay, we got to eliminate.
We're going to kill them.
I'm sorry.
We got to eliminate all the fucking Irani clerics, the Ayatollah, etc.
And once that's done, once the dogmatic component of the Iranian government is dead and all the supporters of the Ayatollah are dead, that's when we can give back the government back to Iran.
And they would appreciate it.
Do you understand me?
They would appreciate it.
We're not going to be nation building anymore.
Okay?
We're not going to be nation building anymore.
And by the way, once we're done with Iran, go into Iraq and fucking kick the shit out of these ungrateful pieces of crap.
I mean, Iran is thumbing their nose.
Excuse me, Iraq, I should say, is thumbing their nose at us.
And we put them there.
We gave thousands of lives so that these people could be there.
And do they have any goddamn appreciation?
Military Intervention Needed Now00:10:57
Absolutely not.
So that's what I'm saying.
Iran, kick the shit out of them.
They'll be greeting us as liberators, dude.
They'd be throwing us Persian flowers on us once we went in there and kicked the shit and killed the goddamn Ayatollah and killed the clerics.
I mean, they'd be throwing goddamn fucking Iranian goddamn flowers at us.
All right?
Are you kidding me?
And then once we've done that, let's go ahead and go right into Iraq and force these sons of bitches to start paying us back.
And if they don't pay us back, well, then we take over and we take over the oil rigs.
We take over everything.
Then we pay ourselves back.
For Christ's sake.
I mean, what?
Are we just going to sit here and have $5 trillion in debt because we liberated Iraq?
Fuck no.
All right?
Fuck no.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Anyway, let me move on from something else because I want to talk about something else also.
Okay.
I'm talking to these assholes that are in the UK.
You people in the UK, what is your major malfunction, you morons?
Huh?
I mean, in 2016, you voted to get the hell out of the EU.
Remember Brexit?
Remember Brexit?
And here we are in 2019.
I don't know why Teresa May was appointed as a prime minister.
This stupid dumb broad was a remainer before she became prime minister.
And what did goddamn stupid Teresa May do?
Oh, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to kick the can down the road.
I'm going to kick the can down the road so long that, you know, you're going to do another Brexit vote is what we are.
You're damn right.
Did you hear it yesterday?
Teresa May is proposing a second referendum vote.
As if the first vote in 2016 didn't count.
Now you've got Teresa May saying, you know what we need?
We need another Brexit vote.
You know, we need another vote for referendum.
You know what I mean?
Stupid Britbongs.
Where are the fucking Britbongs that are out there that love their country?
I mean, seriously, you're just allowing yourself to not only literally be encroached and having your sovereignty just fucking written away by the EU, but you guys are being invaded.
You're being invaded.
I mean, just take a look at the London mayor.
Take a look at the London mayor, Sadiq Khan.
The guy who said, you know, terrorism is potent partial with living in the big city.
You know what I mean?
I mean, when the hell are you fucking Brits are going to start rising up and taking it?
I mean, y'all have a lot of culture.
I mean, do you understand that?
Y'all are imperialists, for Christ's sake.
What happened to you?
I agree, my fellow Pete.
These youngins haven't known a real war when they see it.
They need the feel of being a cripple in the rice patties.
Oh, jeez.
Slaughter Barry Zumer and Brown Child until freedom is secured and based trannies are everywhere.
Just shove it up your ass.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
All right, that's enough.
I'm just telling you, damn Britbongs.
Are you just going to allow this to happen to your country?
Huh?
And I'm being taken over by a bunch of goddamn pieces of communist trash.
Shut the hell up, you retarded boomer.
We don't need another war in the Middle East.
Bush cost us billions going to Iraq.
I cannot believe how bloodthirsty you are.
You want Americans to die for the rich bureaucrats.
No, I don't.
Listen, I don't want Americans to die.
As a matter of fact, if we go into war with Iran, there shouldn't be any constrictions for our soldiers.
They're going to go in bloodthirsty, shoot to kill, no bullshit, no Geneva Convention.
We're going to go in there and just fuck them up, man.
I'm tired.
That's what made us in Iraq be so bogged down, is that we had rules of engagement.
You know, we had rules of engagement.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, that's enough.
If we're going to go to war, we go to war right.
All right?
And like I said, Iran is not the same operation as Iraq.
Iran, we go in, we kill the Ayatollah, we kill the clerics, we eliminate the religious dogmatic component to the government Iran, give the government back to the people.
And if Iraq has a problem, we need to go, I just think we need to go back into Iraq right after Iran.
Go back into Iraq right after I ran so we could show these Iraqi pieces of shit that listen, if you don't pay us back, we're going to eliminate you.
Okay?
If you don't pay us back, we're going to eliminate you.
All right?
For Christ's sake, what is this?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Eat this.
All right.
I missed your 12-bucker.
That's right.
Okay.
One 12-bucker by eat this.
Eat this over here.
What?
What is it?
Ghost since Mexico won't get their shit together.
We got to show them we're not fucking around anymore.
Military intervention is needed.
No, it's not.
No, no, no.
That's a different story.
No, you're not understanding.
How we make Mexico, you know, we do economic warfare on them because they're dependent on us.
You understand that?
They're dependent on us investing into plants, into manufacturing out there.
They're dependent on us.
They're dependent on us on trade.
So we could pressure Mexico in a different capacity.
All right.
It's not that big of a deal with Mexico.
You're not understanding about Iran.
This is the front lines of globalism.
And I don't want globalism.
All right.
I don't like globalism.
All right.
Globalism is communism.
And, you know, we got to do what we got to do to stop it.
You know, you young punks don't want to go to war.
I tell you, stop being a bunch of pussies.
Go out there in the front lines and fight for your country is what I say.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Eat this, requested this.
Hold on, what is it?
Eat this.
Eat this, requested this.
Hold on, what the fuck is this?
Let me make sure this.
Eat this.
Eat this, requested this.
What is this?
This!
What the hell?
You know what?
Get Burger King out of here.
All right.
Burger King is instigating violence against right-wing folks in the other part of the pond out there.
I say boycott Burger King.
Don't eat Burger King.
Burger King is a bunch of shit.
All right.
Trying to get people to milkshake people.
Oh, yeah.
You know, go out there and go milkshake Nigel Froz, yes.
And go milkshake Sawgone of a cod, yes.
All right.
They're fucking instigating leftist violence, and I'm sick and tired of it.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of it.
All right.
Let me chug this and let me move on.
And by the way, all you people that are calling me a neocon and a warmonger, I'm not a warmonger, all right?
I know what's going on.
The front lines of globalism are in Iran.
And if we can take over Iran, eliminate the goddamn dogmatic component of Iran, they're going to be down with us.
They're going to do what we tell them because, you know, they don't want to be a part of any of this garbage anymore.
And we win.
We win against the globalists, baby.
We win.
We win against the globalists.
The globalists are running scared as it is.
That's why everybody who's initiating investigations into Trump and Congress are globalist, anti-American trash.
I mean, you've got Trump that went out in the Rose Garden today saying, look, I want to do an infrastructure bill.
I want to, you know, fix the border.
I mean, I want to do things, but the Democrats, and just like I had said once they were elected in 2018, they're not going to do nothing for the American people.
The Democrats are doing nothing for the American people.
They are abusing their subcommittee and committee power into investigating the president.
And that's ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
We're getting nothing done because of the goddamn Democrats and their pieces of garbage.
All right, they're pieces of garbage.
Give me my goddamn drink.
If you are a Democrat in today's America, you are anti-American scum.
If you are a Democrat in today's America, you are anti-American scum.
Do you understand that?
You care more about illegal immigrants than you do about the sovereignty of your own citizens.
I mean, did you hear these Democrats when Ben Carson, the Secretary of Home and Urban Development, you know, Ben Carson, when he was saying that illegal immigrants don't get public housing and that Ben Carson, he's asserting this law because it's a law, okay, not to give public housing to immigrants.
You had all the Democrats out there during that little exchange in Congress chastising Ben Carson because he is not allowing illegal immigrants to get free public housing.
I mean, do you understand Democrats are anti-American scum?
They want illegal immigrants to not only have public housing, they want them to have welfare.
They want them to have all the entitlements.
These are Democrats.
I'm telling you, if you're a Democrat, you're anti-American trash.
All right, you're anti-American trash.
And thank God we've got Ben Carson telling these people that HUD is not going to allow illegal immigrants to have free housing.
And they shouldn't.
I mean, they're being rewarded by entering our country illegally.
They're getting rewarded by coming into our country illegally.
What fucking sense does that make?
What sense does that make?
I buy that for us.
What is this?
Just like the way Iraq did what we told them after 2003, right?
Shut the fuck up, ghost.
Saudi Arabia Gun-Shy About War00:02:18
If you want jihad, go invade Iran yourself.
We will not let America go to war for no reason.
You are anti-American.
Fuck off.
Let me tell you something.
There would be no jihad in fucking Iran.
All right.
Most of the Iranians, the majority of the population is under 25.
They don't want to be under the Ayatollah's rule.
Take a look at the 2009 Iranian revolution.
I helped organize that son of a bitch.
I talked to these Iranians.
They don't want to be a part of the fucking Ayatollah's dogma.
They do not want a dogmatic government.
They hate it.
The only reason they can't uprise against it is because they have no weapons.
They have no guns.
Just like in Venezuela.
All right.
They have no opposition other than those that are protesting and throwing rocks.
And I will never forget what they did to those fucking people in 2009.
The only thing I liked about Burger King was the whopper in Oregon.
The one in California sucks.
And Burger King with its social meals sucks as well.
Yeah.
Screw Burger King.
In and out all the way.
You should try In and Out one day.
Yeah, I've been meaning to, all right?
I've been meaning to, but I'm telling you this right now.
All you people need to realize, and I hope the president realizes, it's time to hit up Iran.
I mean, I just read again, the Houthis, which is an Iran satellite that's based out of Yemen, the Houthis, they just hit up Saudi Arabia.
They've been hitting up Saudi Arabia here for the past four or five days.
And the reason Iran and its satellites are hitting up Saudi Arabia, because they're trying to poke at us.
They're not going to hit America directly.
They're going to hit Saudi Arabia.
And Saudi Arabia, you know, is a little gun-shy.
I want to be honest with you.
I didn't realize Saudi Arabia was going to be so fucking gun-shy.
But look, hey, Saudi Arabia, all right, Mohammed bin Solomon, dude, it's time to fucking let your nuts hang and listen to America, listen to Israel, and let's hit up Iran.
All right, let's hit up Iran.
Iran Hitting Saudi Arabia First00:05:36
I'm not even joking.
Iran ain't nothing.
Iran ain't nothing.
We could kick their asses.
All right?
All right.
Let me go ahead.
Let me have one more beer and let's break out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
All right, let's go ahead and do this for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, I got some new stuff.
This, I don't even know what this is, but it's some kind of Kush hybrid, according to the kid that I score marijuana from.
It's some Mexican kid that's on the corner selling candy apples.
He knows where to get the good stuff here.
Let me go ahead and break this out.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe for Christ's sake?
Let's go ahead and take, fucking empty the empty this goddamn pipe out here.
All right.
And these buds are just dense, dude.
These are, listen, listen, listen to how dense these buds are.
Listen to this.
Oh, yeah.
Breaking some buds up, baby.
All right.
Woo!
All right.
Hey, don't clock me, asshole.
Hold on.
Don't clock me, you idiot.
All right.
I'm loading my bowl here.
I'm drinking some, you know, some, some, some fucking alcohol.
All right.
You idiots have been fucking with me for the past almost three hours with all the garbage that you people have been freaking trolling me with, and I don't really appreciate it.
And I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
I'm not smoking anything else.
All right.
So shut up.
Hold on.
I'm packing a bowl here.
Here, let me chug the last of this goddamn beer here.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm done with beer, for Christ's sake.
I'm done with beer.
You know what time it is, man?
That means I need more beer.
Ah, God.
Give me some more goddamn beer up this son of a bit.
Let me get the fucking shit at the bottom.
Let me get it at the bottom so it's nice and cold, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
It's nice and cold up in here.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and open up this son of a bitch.
All right.
And you people talking garbage in the chat room to me, you better shut your ass or I'll end this show faster than you can say.
All right.
So you better shut your ass.
Stop talking garbage to me, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Three hours without a piss?
How many times did you pee your diaper tonight?
I'm not wearing no diaper.
Do you understand that?
I got a strong bladder.
I got a strong prostate.
You understand?
All right.
I can chug beers and I don't need to be going to the goddamn pisser every five minutes, you fucking son of a bitch.
All right, so don't sit here and talk garbage to me.
All right, don't talk garbage to me for Christ's sake.
All right.
And look, look at everybody's still talking garbage in the chat room.
Look at this.
Huh?
Look at this.
Everybody's talking garbage.
Fucking sons of bitches.
I'm telling you right now, if you were in front of my fucking face, I would fucking karate chop you assholes to the throat.
All right, I'm not even joking around, man.
I would straight up do fucking Johnny Lawrence style.
Johnny Lawrence style.
Fucking tiger.
Tiger.
Tiger uppercut.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, you people.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Let me go ahead and let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobaki, marijuana, the poo smoke.
All right, let's do this.
Nice, good loaded bowl, baby.
I don't know what this cush is called, dude.
I know it's a hybrid.
Let's do this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, man.
And like I said, every time I take that first hit, dude, every time I turn that first hit, man, I got mucus secreting out the orifices, dude.
Let me know.
Oh, dude.
Let me get a take.
Give me a tissue, dude.
Dude, weed, dude.
I'm sorry.
I got mucus coming out my honker out of the first hit, dude.
Mueller Report Obstruction Reality00:05:45
Shit.
Oh, all right.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
Man, I needed that, baby.
All right, I tell you what, I'm going to do.
All right.
I'm going to take a break.
All right.
When I come back, we're going to have some goddamn chat room shout-outs.
And when after that, we're going to go into radio graffiti.
All right.
All right.
Are y'all happy now?
Huh?
Are you fucking happy?
Are you feeling funny in the pants?
Huh?
You cheese hole chomping, squirrel-fisting, monkey-spanking, pud-pulling pieces of shit?
Huh?
Oh, ghost catheter bag broke.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut up for Christ's sake.
I'm sick of tired of you people making all these dumbass, ridiculous memes about me and these goddamn ridiculous lies.
And don't clock me, asshole.
Don't fucking clock me in the chat room.
We have to destroy the cartels and burn the cocaine files.
Shut up, unwilling.
We got to save America.
Yeah, I know you're trying to be a little facetious, little fruit bowl, but you know as well as I, we do major billions of dollars of business and trade with Mexico.
All right, so shut up.
I feel bad for Trump because he's trying to get things done for our country, but he comes fucker Dems, ruining everything.
The Democrats are anti-American.
Thank you, political post.
Thank you, political posts, man.
The Democrats hate this country.
They are abusing the institutions of government.
Okay?
They're not making any sense.
The Democrats are talking about impeach the president.
Impeach the president on what?
There was no Russia-Trump collusion.
There was no crime in the Robert Mueller investigation.
So how the hell can you obstruct justice when there is no crime?
Do you understand that?
You can't obstruct justice if there was no crime committed.
And the Democrats and these dumbasses in the fake news media are trying to make you believe that there was some kind of obstruction of justice.
There was none.
There was none.
You can't obstruct justice when there's no crime.
And the Robert Mueller, you heard the President Trump of the Rose Garden today.
$40 million for this Robert Mueller special investigation.
Two years of investigating.
All right.
19 prosecutors.
What did he say?
40 or 50 FBI agents.
I mean, he named all this crap.
As a matter of fact, I should leave y'all with that while I'm taking a goddamn whiz over here.
I should leave y'all with that while I'm taking a break before we get to radio graffiti and chat room shout out.
That's what I'm going to do.
I want you all to hear the president in his own words while I'm taking a break.
Look at Captain Dessey.
Modern Democrats are SJWs.
I think they're worse than that, Captain Desi.
I think they're anti-American scum.
They want nothing but the worst for this country and they should be ashamed of themselves.
Of course they're not because of the fact that you've got so many people in America who've taken psychotropic drugs and their goddamn brain chemistry has been re-chemistry.
It's been redesigned by these fucking psychotropic drugs that they think that what they see on the goddamn MSNBC CNN fake news is verbatim.
They actually believe what they see on television.
They actually believe what they see on sitcoms and movies.
And that's why I named this broadcast, The Game of Thrones is trash.
Enough of this fantasy infatuation.
It's this fantasy infatuation that has enabled MSNBC and CNN to produce fake news.
You understand?
It's, I mean, oh, oh, look, I'm the Game of Thrones dude.
And I like fantasy and Marvel and all this crap.
Give me a goddamn break.
All right, it's time for you people to snap into reality for Christ's sake, boy, and realize what's going on here.
Don't listen to these fake news media assholes, all right?
They were the ones that guaranteed that Trump was going to get busted because he did business with Russia.
Oh, just wait till the Mueller investigation is through.
Just wait till the Mueller report is coming out.
That's when Trump is going to get really upset.
That's when we're going to be able to put him in jail.
They lied.
They lied.
And now you've got the Democrats and the fake news media trying to push this impeachment nonsense based on obstruction of justice.
Once again, there was no crime.
That's how you obstruct justice in the legal ease aspect of obstructing justice.
You have to commit a crime and then obstruct that investigation of that crime based upon you either talking to witnesses and telling them not to do this or destroying evidence.
That's obstruction, okay?
You can't obstruct justice if there is no crime.
And these Democrats and this fake news media are going to ride this obstruction lie, this nonsense, because people are psychotropic drug-taking idiots.
No Crime Means No Obstruction00:03:46
And some of them are going to be like, you know what?
You're right.
You're right.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You know what?
Media bias fact check is a bunch of leftist fucking morons that hate me.
And by the way, if you go take a look at media bias, I have more thumbs up than I do thumbs down because I am the real news.
You understand that?
Even though you fucking trolls and you cyber vermin troll me all the time for Christ's sake, that's why I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
Do you understand me?
And don't judge based upon the live listeners that are listening right now.
I'm being relayed all over the world.
I'm being relayed into chat rooms that have 5,000, 10,000 people into them on Discord.
Do you understand?
I've got thousands of people in a Discord channel right now that are being relayed to this broadcast and they're all having a conversation with themselves.
All right.
I'm being relayed all over the internets and I'm also being relayed into countries that can't download YouTube.
Do you understand that?
Like the Philippines, like Thailand, all right?
Like Fiji.
All right.
I mean, I'm real big in the Isle of Man.
So don't judge me based upon how many people are listening to the broadcast, all right?
I'm being relayed all over the fucking internets for Christ's sake.
All right.
And let me tell you, I'm infamous.
I'm an infamous.
I'm not famous.
I'm infamous.
All right.
I'm underground, for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you right now, you ask any of these so-called e-celebrities, no matter what demographic they're fucking focusing their content on, they knew who the fuck I am.
They know who the fuck I am.
All right?
They knew who the fuck I am.
What is this?
Hold on.
Ghost's TV show.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
What is this crap?
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein over here.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go do stuff.
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Ghost's TV show.
What is this crap?
Oh, you piece of shit.
Relay Operator 23.
Look at that.
Yeah, I think it's a troll.
Never mind.
Relay Operator 23.
Okay, look, this is the last 12 bucker I'm doing.
Ghost's TV show.
Whatever the hell that means.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Who the fuck did this?
Oh, you fucking deuces of shit.
Are you kidding me?
You gotta be kidding me, you fucking get!
Get done!
Son of a bitch!
You sons of bitches, man!
All right, take this.
Take this shit off!
Take it off for Christ's sake, man!
Who the fuck did that?
That's not funny, man!
That's not funny!
All right, I'm taking this fucking break.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm done, man.
That's not funny.
Anybody laughing in the chat room, you're a piece of low-grade disposable road trash, just like Stormy Daniels.
For Christ's sake.
All right, that's it.
Trump Speech Meeting Democrats00:08:45
You know what I'm doing?
I'm going to leave you with the Trump speech today.
Do you understand that?
All right, I'll be right back.
I'm not going anywhere.
When I come back, I don't know.
Fucking, I don't know.
Maybe.
Maybe we'll get to some chat room shout-outs.
And I guess we'll get to some goddamn radio graffiti.
Even though you pieces of crap don't deserve it, for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, I'm going to put the goddamn Trump speech today in the Rose Garden when he slams the Democrats and slams the fake news media.
I'm going to put that on.
You people, just sit right there.
Be quiet.
You all have made this episode 59 into a bunch of crap is what you've done.
All right.
Into a bunch of crap.
So sit there, shut up.
Watch the president.
Watch President Trump.
All right, put the PC shot on.
All right, you got it, engineer?
All right, put the president on.
Listen to the president.
Listen to the president.
I'll be right back.
I came here to do a meeting on infrastructure with Democrats.
Not really thinking they wanted to do infrastructure or anything else other than investigate.
And I just saw that Nancy Pelosi, just before our meeting, made a statement that we believe that the President of the United States is engaged in a cover-up.
Well, it turns out I'm the most — and I think most of you would agree to
this — I'm the most transparent president probably in the history of this country.
We have given on a witch hunt on a hoax.
The whole thing with Russia was a hoax as it relates to the Trump administration and myself.
It was a total, horrible thing that happened to our country.
It hurt us in so many ways.
Despite that, we're setting records with the economy, with jobs.
We're the most people employed today that we've ever had in the history of our country.
We have the best unemployment numbers that we've had in the history of our country, in some cases 51 years, but generally in the history of our country.
Companies are moving back in.
Things are going well.
And I said, let's have the meeting on infrastructure.
We'll get that done easily.
That's one of the easy ones.
And instead of walking in happily into a meeting, I walk in to look at people that had just said that I was doing a cover-up.
I don't do cover-ups.
You people know that probably better than anybody.
And I was just looking at a list of some of the things that we just did.
More than 2,500 subpoenas qualified for.
And I let everybody talk.
I let the White House counsel speak for 30 hours.
30 hours.
I have 19 special counsel lawyers, 40 FBI agents.
I said, open it all up.
Let them have whatever they want.
Nearly 500 search warrants.
Think of that, a search warrant.
Did you ever see a search warrant before?
Neither did I.
This was over 500 search warrants.
And of the 19 people that were heading up this investigation, or whatever you want to call it, with Bob Mueller, they were contributors to the Democrat Party, most of them, and to Hillary Clinton.
They hated President Trump.
They hated him with a passion.
They went to her big party after the election that turned out to be a wake, not a party.
It was awake.
And they were very angry.
These are the people that after two years and $40 million or $35 million, it'll end up being a lot more than that by the time all the bills are paid.
This is what happened.
Some like it quiet, some like it loud.
Some want to just get lost in the crowd.
No collusion, no obstruction, no nothing.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
30 users authorizing use of pen registers.
Think about the 500 businesses, and I have a team of those who go and said that, as a little bit of a site, the gates have gone back.
We've announced an investigation and a set of an investigation.
Like nobody's ever had before, there's nothing different from them.
They would've left to have said we, the minute they were loved it, these people were out to guess.
With Republican money, and press heads up, they're happy houses as a one-sided powerful thing.
But what is this, and there's no collusion, no collusion will rush, where it's such gone back.
Phone calls, and my son, made to me from this day, I was out by GPS visitors, which is the other side of this day.
A free-air, a phone call that's a special moment of the rise.
And it would've been a sudden, as a big man, is not to hell.
And they were calls that must've been made, by hand, before and after the days three After, massive study, and what they actually shot who made the calls, one was a friend of ours, a real estate devout.
Great guy, most of you know him.
Nice guy, loves our country.
And the other one was the head of NASCAR.
Two of them.
So, of the three calls that were so horrible that he had a meeting and he called me and then he had the meeting after and he made two more calls and they were written about like this little little lines, couple of lines.
Nobody wanted to admit it.
Even last night.
We had a great election.
I went there on monday.
We had a, an election.
Wheelchair symbol.
I wanted to see a third picture of the mirror when a I hope to turn out a little bit about it, but what do you want to think about it and a lot of people are free with it, and the players is committed to the other side.
This whole thing was a tick-tock check, at the present of the United States, and honestly you would have been ashamed of yourselves, to the way you afford a cent is not.
Wheelchair alarm clock.
Wall Street Journal Transparency00:03:08
You probably get good at your dress.
You can go down.
The investigation track.
You can go down the investment track or the track.
So, I just wanted to make you up.
CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM that for a dollar go stop alarm clock.
I want to do it more than you want to do it.
And you really good at that.
That's what I do.
In a way you can't do it under these circumstances.
So these will be investigations of the world.
The Wall Street Journal just brought today just a little while ago I saw.
This long wasn't obstructed in the day, this was the year later today.
This long wasn't obstructed in the day where his whole voice report helped me 4134 pages.
Ghost alarm clock, So,
Wall Street Journal Mr Mueller wasn't obstructed in any way.
His copious report was released for all to see and there was no collusion.
This is the WALL Street Journal and there was no collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign.
That's it.
But they want to make this a big deal.
Whether or not they carry the big eye word out, I can't imagine that, but they probably would, because they do whatever they have to do.
I'll tell you there's a danger here.
If someday a Democrat becomes president and you have a Republican House, they can impeach him for any reason or her, any reason.
We can't allow that to happen.
We can't allow it to happen.
So when you look at all of the transparency, when you look at all i've done and I will tell you, my lawyer say, you don't have to do this, you can use presidential privilege.
You don't have to let your lawyers and all of your staff testify, you can use presidential privilege.
Sir, would you recommend it?
Well, you can be transparent, right yo?
Pile Of Poop Distilling Up00:15:21
Y'all heard him very vividly.
Take off the screenshot.
You all heard very vividly that this president has committed no crimes.
He's been the most transparent president in American history and, as a result, he's been put into some precarious situations thanks to uh, this.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Gracious ZZZZZZO.
C C's, C C C's C's C C's, C, C's C C, C's C's, C's C, C. Wait a minute, I've been looking back.
Is this what y'all been doing the whole goddamn time?
Trump was fucking talking?
This is what you fucking idiots were doing.
Are you kidding me?
What you were doing?
C-C-C.
I wanted you to listen to Trump.
I wanted you to listen to Trump.
For Christ's sake man.
You fucking pieces of God.
Oh Christ.
Don't listen to this boring shit.
Pile of poop pile of poop pile of poop pile of poop pile of poop pile of poop pile of poop.
Pilots of pilot.
of crap.
You know that?
You guys are pieces of garbage.
And I'm tired of this, man.
I'm tired of this.
Pile of poop?
Pile of poop?
Shut up!
Our president is being persecuted by the Washington, D.C. establishment.
Listen!
Listen to my word, of poo, pile of poo, pile of poor American president Trump.
Poo, pile of poo, pile of poo pile.
President Trump is the greatest American president in history!
Stupid assholes.
God bless!
President Of Poo pile.
Pile of poo.
Pile of poo, pile of poop.
Don't talk garbage about my president.
Poo pile of poo.
Pile of poo.
Pile of poop.
Poo pile of poo.
Pile of poo.
Pile of poo.
Pile of people of poo pile.
Jesus Christ Of Poo Nigger.
You wait, you wrote that at the end.
Assholes man, I'm telling you, fucking assholes man, give my goddamn beer.
I put the speech that President Trump gave today in the Rose Garden so you sons of bitches can understand that there is a witch hunt for this president and it's because he's completely against the organized criminal organization that we all call Washington DC.
He ran for the presidency so he could give back the power of the government to the American people.
And you people are out here talking, ghost alarm clock.
HELL CLOCKWELL Ghost alarm clock Ghost alarm clock Ghost alarm clock Is this what y'all are gonna do for Christ's sake?
Rare Bastard, Bacchino Gostini, Zappy, Simulator Player23, Forkridge Pingu, Russell Stiller Dryer, or yeah, Stealing Dryer, excuse me.
Radio Graffiti Callers Here00:14:55
I'm a, well, I'm always late.
I'm not always late, asshole.
The Scatman, 210 San Hambonio compilation, Liz Porter, who needs a slap, Johnny Conquest, we got Rechard III, Ralph X Sof, Bob Tom, Sleepy M, Zine.
I think I already said all these.
Hakarusha Takashi, Recycle Bin117, and I've already said that.
German, the Pansexual Fraud.
Frog, excuse me, I don't know, Frog or Fraud.
I don't know.
Jonathan Moore, Sephora 9000, Resistance Fighter 14, aka Mason, 93 Canz Abuser, the meme magician.
Are you the real meme magician, 93 Can's Abuser, or is the other idiot the real meme magician, dude?
There's a lot of meme magician going on.
And I'm starting to think that 93 Can's Abuser, the Meme Magician, might be the Meme Magician, but I don't know who the Mean Magician is.
I'm talking the real one, like here, yeah, etc.
Maximus, Templeton's 15 and a half inch anus.
Yeah, real funny.
Hamster Ridge, you've turned into a piece of shit.
It's Jake, meep, meep.
I think I've already said all these, dude.
Levon Media, Sean Rushford, Tom Fitton, Ghost.
Fuck you.
Don't talk shit about Tom Fitton, dude.
Tom Fitton's doing God's work out here in America.
Everybody should be praising Tom Fitton.
We got Jeeper and Judicial Watch.
Judicial Watch, it's a whole organization.
Jake, I already said that one.
Monkey De La Rocha, that son of a bitch.
Quitzel Quaddle, Sankey129.
I think I've already said Axel 4432.
No sound.
Real funny.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
You, you, you, hold on.
I'm going to, I'm going to ban.
Ban this son of a bitch that had no sound as his name.
All right.
Remove this idiot.
Remove his ass.
Get him out of here.
Fucking no sound.
I know what you mean by that, you piece of crap.
All right.
I know what you mean, you son of a bitch.
We got Liz L. What's up, Liz L?
ATAO, Train Lover 567, Giggler.
I think I already said all these.
I think I've said all these for Christ's sake.
Epsilon 239, the awesome Sponge Alt.
I think I've already said all these, dude.
I've said them all.
Ghostbusters, real funny.
Oliver Carswell.
I haven't said Oliver Cars well.
Ghostler Andy.
Ghostler Andy, really, dude.
Holy stars.
Deweed's making me gay.
Fuck you.
Whoever the hell that name was.
Mark's Jester, a friendly medic, Father Karis, Vlad, Bobo, TNA Paz.
Fuck, don't shut up, all right?
Thomas Rayo, Blaze 554, Zay, I guess, FTW, Texas today, Tejas tomorrow.
Fuck you.
It's never going to be Tejas.
It's Texas, boy.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
I think the American Dream.
I think I've already said all these.
Soy Resista, me wheel share.
Not share.
Me wheel share.
So Resista, me wheel share.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
And I already said that one.
Ex-Ghostioson.
Ex-Ghostion.
I forgot how to pronounce that.
Alter.
Austrian Painter.
Real funny.
Pylons.
That's a piece of trash.
I don't know who.
I think that's about it.
I think I've done Poison Ghost.
Steven Stinkyverse.
Geralt.
Oh, yeah.
There's Dark Meme Magician Girl.
She's putting a corn up so I can, I don't know, put it in her.
I don't know.
I think that's about it.
Yugi Henry Tudor.
Cold Rooms.
Silent Mary Juano.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Juicy Giblet.
I have no idea what else.
I guess that's about it.
All right, all right.
That's about it, dude.
All right, I think we've gotten most often most of the shit out here, all right?
Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and take a chug and take one more smoke, and I guess we'll get to what everybody wants, right?
What everybody wants.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Almost.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take one more smoke, I should say.
And are y'all talking about that squeak?
This squeak?
Yeah, yeah, I know, man.
You know, I just, I spend a lot of time in the chair, so I just sometimes happens, and you know, it happens, dude.
All right, it just happens.
Anyway, let me go ahead and throw a couple of flakes onto this smoke.
And once we do this, we'll go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
one more smoke gotta hold it in dude You got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
I'm trying to blow it away from the computer, but, you know, the computer, I think, is...
I got to do something with it.
Buy that for a dollar.
Meme magician, I am indeed Cam's abuser, the original meme magician.
All right.
Well, I'm glad we know that now because there's a couple of meme magicians out here that are putting themselves up at text-to-speech as they're the original meme magician.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
All right.
Just trying to figure it out.
Anyway, it's about that time, I guess, to get everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
Hold on, wait, what?
What?
Hey, ghost, could you unban me?
My account is named this because I specialize in content for deaf viewers, not as an insult.
Good show today.
You fucking lying piece of crap.
You know what, dudes?
God.
Oh, yeah.
I just happen to work with deaf people on YouTube with no sound.
Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Anyway, look.
Excuse me.
It's about time to get to Radio Graffiti, that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is call in right now at 515-604-9052.
And once you hear the broad, the operator broads start talking, push in that code 844-286 and the pounder hashtag key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to partake in Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
And I want to remind everybody, if you're going to call up to Radio Graffiti, please do not have an Obama phone.
Make sure that you have the volume at your highest and everything will be okay.
All right.
So let's go ahead and hold on.
Hold on.
Just one more hit, dude.
Sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, dude.
Smoking, you mix smoking with some beers.
It's the greatest feeling in the world, okay?
And oh, yes, speak clearly and make sure to speak at your highest potential because we don't want Obama phones, all right?
All right, all right, hey, shut up.
I'm not an addict.
All right, hey, engineer, do we have any uh radio graffiti callers to be had out here?
Alright, well, I'm gonna take one more drink.
I'm gonna go ahead and take one more drink.
Oh, shit, went down the wrong tube.
Oh, whoa, oh, shit.
Oh, man, went down the wrong tube there, man.
Sorry about that.
Oh, shit.
Ghost hates deaf peop- What the fuck is wrong with you, Sheckle Goblin?
I paid a 12-bucker and you didn't play my video.
All right, yeah, whatever.
I'm sure I did.
I played every fucking video here.
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about for Christ's sake?
I played everybody's video.
You're just being a jerk dick and just trying to be a troll.
All right, shut up.
It's time for radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I think we've got some radio graffiti callers.
The engineer hooked it up.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get right into it since we're here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Wrong one.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Here we go.
All right.
Now we're ready.
How about, uh, how about 707 Radio Graffiti?
All right, get this fucking...
All right.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Listen, I'm tired of this clock shit.
I guess it's a meme, and you know, you guys think it's all fucking hilarious.
I'm telling you, it irks the shit out of me.
It makes me fucking like you already know, man.
Let's just get to the fucking radio graffiti before I have to put up with more of this garbage.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Did I mate?
Just wanted to see if you wanted to have a drink of VB with me.
Hey, Distillan, I would love to have a drink with VB with you, but dude, were you really sniffing paint, dude?
Well, I got it right here, as a matter of fact.
Would you rather do that?
No, Let me take a drink with you first.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me take a drink.
Oh, Jesus, no.
All right, that's what we get him off.
Get him off.
All right.
No, no, no.
No, that's horrible, dude.
Listen to me.
That's not funny.
You people of the chat room.
You shouldn't be fucking laughing.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
And I can't believe.
I mean, what a fucking madman.
He's out here fucking like, yeah, look at what I'm doing.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus, hell.
Who else do we have here?
We got a lot of people on Radio Graffiti today.
How about hold on?
Who the hell is this?
12 bucks me tripping radio graffiti.
Oh, God.
This is your granny.
You need to borrow your pimpers!
I think there's a pie in my ass!
Fucking pieces of shit!
Get this fucking shit out of here, you fucks!
You fucking fuck!
Don't talk about my granny, you fucker!
Oh, you fucking pieces of shit!
Oh, you want to start like this, huh?
You want us to talk about my granny?
By God, I fucking, you fucking know!
You already know!
All of you already know!
Don't talk about my goddamn granny again.
I'm not fucking joking, man.
My granny was a pious woman!
She was a pious woman!
She never cursed a day in her life!
Whenever she fed us young'ins and we had food left over, she'd go up to the neighbors and give the fucking leftovers to the neighbors.
And then you're gonna fucking take aim at my granny, man.
Listen, don't fucking do that again.
I'm fucking...
You do that shit again, man.
We're... I...
There may not even be a fucking Bowler Friday.
Whoever the fuck did that, you're a sick fuck.
I know you did a little fucking voice changer there.
Like, ah, you're granny.
You're sick, son of a bitch.
Ah, you granny.
Shit, son of a bitch, dude.
You're my drake, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
You fucking people make me sick.
huh i'm fucking i'm just go to the next fucking call What the fuck else do we have here, man?
How about 302 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, it's Lizelle.
How are you doing tonight?
What's going on?
Not much.
Mom, shut the fuck up!
Why are you yelling at your mother?
Dude, she's fucking annoying.
She says shit all the time, like, have you found a job yet?
Dinner's ready, and please stop buying so many goddamn dragon dildos.
It's fucking annoying, dude.
Neckbeard Circle Jerk Stop00:06:44
Get fun ya.
Oh, yeah.
How much do dragon dildos cost?
About like $130, dude.
It's fucking nuts.
They just had a sale as well.
Holy shit, he doesn't have another sale.
Hold on.
So you're going to buy another dragon dildo?
How do you have a prolapsed anus?
Let me ask you that.
I don't know.
Maybe you should go to the glory hall at C Street saving for the fucked down.
Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
Major cringe, for heaven's sake.
And the reason he was laughing because he knew that, like, oh my God, I'm being tickled in my fucking little rosebud asshole there.
Oh my God, my asshole is fucking, ghost is asking me. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
That's literally what it was, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm attractive in like, you know, multi-sexes and multi-species, too.
I don't get it.
Anyway, let's go ahead and who the hell is true capitalist radio graffiti?
TikTok Slot Clark tried to find 619 tonight to blow yellow load.
TikTok Slot Clark tried to find 619 tonight to blow yellow load.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
All right, what the hell is that for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I have no idea what the hell that was.
Let's get another one.
But who the hell is Bobby Fuller, Radio Graffiti?
I broke the law and the law won.
Yeah, well, it's a good song.
Appreciate it.
How about who the fuck is this?
Chicken tendies, radio graffiti.
What is that mysterious ticking noise?
Snipe.
Snipe.
Savara snipe.
Snipe.
Snipe.
Savara snipe.
Snipe.
Savara snipe.
Snipe.
Savara snipe.
What the hell are you doing?
Hold on.
Get this fucking goddamn like neckbeard circle jerk or whatever the hell this is, man.
Get it off my goddamn guard.
What is this?
Get it off my shit, man.
All right.
Stop trying to harsh my mellow.
And hold on.
What is this sick shit?
What is this shit?
A message for Twilly Atkins, radio graffiti.
You're by popular demand.
Now here's a little meeting for Twilly Atkins.
Dang that when you're joining the inner circle.
I don't understand.
How good it feels.
And it's fantastic.
She just ran.
Go and look at all the massive backlash from the famous.
I think that she's just a trip.
Yeah, I think Twilly Atkins is a man.
She's great.
I understand.
Turning against our trolls to win her friends.
Watch that customer.
She can come back to trolling once again.
Yes, she can.
Don't tell her it again.
Screenwatched by a shameful goblin ghost.
So she can come back to trolling ghosts.
New trolls are a two.
You were practically a fat.
I knew you want to go.
In fact, I can do it now.
Come on, girl.
Tear that shit off.
First of all, I want to be honest with you.
I really don't appreciate how you people are out here turning against Twilly Atkins because she just wants to go a different direction.
Do you understand?
I mean, you people out here, you were putting her on a pedestal.
You were out here, you know, making her a troll princess.
You know, whenever she was doing things to try to troll me and do and do this and that.
And now she joins the inner circle.
And listen, I mean, make that go through your thick, lazy, relaxed brains.
And have that contemplate there.
Spark some synapses in your brain.
Why people go to the inner circle and they're like, you know what?
What am I doing, dude?
And, you know, they don't want to be a part of this troll stuff, dude.
They don't want to be a part of it because you people are toxic.
You're toxic people.
You understand that?
And the sooner you become self-aware about it, the better.
But of course, look at these people.
Look at these people in the chat room, man.
They just, oh, oh, look.
Now they're saying it's a cult.
The inner circle is a cult.
There's no cult.
There's no cult in the inner circle, dude.
All right?
There's a bunch of intellectuals.
It's a think tank.
People exchange ideas in there that are unlike anywhere else on the internet.
You go anywhere on the internet.
Even if you go to so-called legitimate serious places, you're going to get crap.
You're going to get garbage.
You're going to get fucking numbskulls.
You're going to get morons.
You're going to get all the stuff that prohibits the true intellectual thought that can be displayed amongst people that appreciate that.
You know what I'm saying?
So, don't sit over here and give me this garbage that it's a cult or this and that.
Everybody in there has their own free mind.
And moreover, if you're going to dissent, you just need to know a bunch of shit.
You know, I mean, we have intense debates.
There's been many times that people have disagreed.
They disagreed with me.
And we've had intense debates.
And then the inner circle, they listen, you know, and they're like, you know what?
He's got good points.
And, you know, they've got good points, etc.
So, listen, there's not that many places that you can find what the inner circle does, dude.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just saying.
All right, believe me, there's not that many places.
I don't even, if you, if you happen to know a place, let me know because I'd like to go check it out.
Because I doubt it comes close to what the fucking inner circle does, dude.
All right, so don't diss the inner circle again.
Inner Circle Debates Intense00:07:26
All right, and leave Twilly alone, dude.
She didn't do shit.
She gave y'all all kinds of laughs and she did all kinds of shit.
And you people just, you know, just, I think it's sad.
I think it's a testament to the lack of loyalty that you have amongst each other.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, dude.
All right.
For whom the ghost bell tolls, radio graffiti.
Well, this thing is worthless.
Like my Palestinian alarm clock.
All right, real funny asshole I don't know what it is with you obsessions and these goddamn jihadists.
There's nothing funny about like pretending to be a jihadist or anything of that nature.
It ain't funny, dude.
Who the hell is the unknown prophet, Radio Graffiti?
I'm Load Rave DL.
From time to time, you may see some online scoundrels spamming in the name of this fine radio broadcast, the Load Radio Hour.
I want to assure you all, I am not affiliated with these individuals.
I neither endorse nor condone their behavior, and I gain no benefit from their actions.
In fact, they are attempting to get me in trouble.
However, I also recognize the futility of trying to stop IRC spammers, and so should you.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Never mind.
I don't even want to go there.
Time squad versus ghost radio graffiti.
man i'm telling you you know what pylons i'm telling you dude you're fucking you're you're you know you've beyond pissed me off at this point and you know it dude You know it.
You fucking know it.
All right.
You fucking know it.
So just sit there and shut up and don't make shit like that again and start making something a little bit more favorable or I'm fucking fucking giving get you out of here.
Piece of crap.
Who the hell is this taking away Radio Graffiti?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What are you getting?
You talking from the inside of an ass or what?
Piece of crap.
Jesus.
Who the hell is all hail radio graffiti?
the hell is that hey where the hell did you hey all hail you You there or what?
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Helen Keller deaf mutes from hell.
How about who the hell else do we got?
How about Buddy Holly Live, Radio Graffiti?
Now from Lubbock, Texas, for all of the youngsters of the country, we bring back the Crickets.
Now, Texas boys, do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen to this.
This is great.
If you did, peg suit.
And you know why I can't do without pegging my peg suit.
Oh, well, I love you guys.
Yes, I love you, pig.
That's actually a pretty good song, baby.
I love it.
Hey, Buddy Holly was from Lubbock, Texas.
All right, just say it.
All right.
All right, Lubbock, Texas.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about who the hell is DWK radio graffiti?
What's up, bitch?
Um, dick, you're just the money that's part of me sick.
Now it's only an idea, but I'll find it.
You're gonna cheat me shit off of a wicked ass click.
That's why I need unless you want to do it.
I don't like no friends.
No, yes, you're suit.
All right, I don't know what the hell.
I don't even know what the hell that was about, for Christ's sake.
How about 863 radio graffiti Walton 13 radio graffiti?
Don't put a clock at me.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Don't put a goddamn clock at me.
Don't put a fucking clock at me.
Fuck you.
You son of a bitch.
Get this shit out.
Get this fucking.
Fucking get it out of here, man.
Sick of this shit, fucker.
Fucking assholes, dude.
After I heard some buddy holly, you know, the buddy Holly was pepping me up, dude.
Then you fucking assholes had to fucking don't.
All right, I'm only gonna do a couple more for Christ's sake.
I'm not giving you idiots six, seven.
I'm not doing that shit.
All right, here my drink.
What else do I have?
god who the hell is red country radio graffiti hey dude are you trying to ear rape us with some power cords dude What the hell is that shit?
What the hell was that?
It was just a bunch of power going.
I mean, give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
got uh two five six radio graffiti hey two five six what up Fuck you, Texas.
Fuck your long story.
Fuck the fucking fuck you long.
Fuck You Texas Long Story00:09:28
Fuck every Dallas Talbot.
Ever Condress.
Fuck you, Texas.
Okay, keep singing.
Hopefully everybody is chilled right now.
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see what we have.
It's just the minority.
All right, you still there, son?
Oh, yeah.
Are you Mexican?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What did I always tell you?
What did I always tell you, folks, man?
I'm fucking great at this game.
I fucking love this game.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you, man?
I heard a little bit of a little Hispandex twang there, dude.
I knew it, dude.
I knew it, man.
Woo!
I was glad.
I'm glad we were able to play that, man.
I was like, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm telling you, I love this game, man.
Cheers, man.
Cheers.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you all in the chat room, pipe your asses down.
You pipe your asses down for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm not saying, look, what are you talking about?
He said he was a Mexican.
I knew he was a Mexican.
I'm good at this game.
All right, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just, I'm a good guesser of minority status.
All right.
I know the nationalities of people based upon the cadences of their vernacular.
What the hell?
So, what?
I'm a bad guy now?
I'm some kind of a fucking bad guy.
I mean, Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
I mean, I'm a bad guy.
I mean, come on, dude.
Come on.
Look at all these people in the chat room, dude.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
All right, listen.
I'm going to go to Radio Graffiti here in a second, but you know what time it is, right?
Because you saw, you saw, you heard that there was a goddamn empty glass there, and you know what time it is.
It's time for more beer!
Yeah.
Excuse me.
All right.
Anyways, time for more beer.
We got some more radio graffiti.
You want to participate?
Call in 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, push in 844-286 and the pound or hashtag key, whatever you know it is.
And then you will be in queue.
You will be in queue to be partaking in radio graffiti.
That's that's just that's just a way it is.
Oh, Jesus fucking spilled some a little bit.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, never loses.
Glad you brought back a classic.
Oh, look at my Mike Hawk.
Well, I thank you very much, Mike Hawk.
I really do appreciate that you remember the old Guest the Minority game, baby.
I'm sorry, dude.
Listen, you people that are getting a little offended by it.
Look, I had to play it, dude.
I just, I just, it's nothing offensive.
It's purely entertainment, okay?
I don't mean anything by it.
I just, I just know people, dude.
I can, I can hear people, just their vernacular.
I can tell, like, you know, what it is, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, so sorry.
I just, I had to do it, dude.
I heard him.
I was like, all right, Mike Hock, thank you very much.
Here, let me give, let me give a cheers to my cock, dude.
Thank you, Mike Hock.
I really do appreciate it.
And I appreciate the appreciation, dude.
That's what I really appreciate: the appreciation.
Cheers to Mike Hock.
All right.
How about just a couple more flakes in the fucking bowl, dude?
How about that, dude?
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm already doing it.
All right.
I'm already doing it.
Don't don't judge me.
All right.
Don't judge me here.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Just a couple more flakes, dude.
All right.
Just a couple more flakes.
Hold on.
All right.
Hold on.
Got a hold of it when it hit the brain, dude.
All right.
Let's get back to radio graffiti before I get off track here and people start calling me a druggie or an alcoholic, like all these other assholes.
How about area code 909, Radio Graffiti?
Hello there, Ghost.
Mickey Mouse calling.
I have some great news.
Would you like to hear it?
Yeah, well, go ahead.
Is it Mickey or Minnie?
Is it Mickey?
Nope.
This is Mickey Mouse.
All right, go ahead.
Tell us the news.
Well, I just wanted to announce to you that we're going to have an animatronic lookalike of you, ghost.
It's going to look like a skeleton in a wheelchair.
How does that sound?
We're going to add it inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
You know what I got to say to that?
Fuck you, Mickey Mouse, and fuck your fucking wheelchair jokes.
That's what I got to say to that, dude.
I'm getting, listen, I'm getting tired of you people fucking saying I'm in a wheelchair.
That's starting to fucking piss me off.
You've been saying this shit for like years, and I don't appreciate it, dude.
So fuck that.
Excuse me.
I don't mean to be so cursey in my vernacular, but stop that shit.
All right, who else we got?
How about 630 radio graffiti?
So hey, ghost.
So you've been wondering, why are there kids coming onto your radio graffiti?
And I'm going to tell you the history of why we came.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
I'll listen to this, but why are kids coming on my broadcast?
It first started in the Christian Minecraft servers.
It was a new meme saying, get the fuck off my Christian Minecraft server, you fucking cump before I fucking grape you.
So we left.
Okay, you left?
And then what?
We soon scavenged the lands of trolling, teaching ourselves the ways of troll until we came upon a Jewish Texan that was doing this garbage called the Ghost Show.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
You were trying to learn the trade of trolling, and then you stumbled upon a Jewish Texan.
Is that what the fuck you just said?
Excuse me for cursing, even though you're a little fucking brat.
Whoa, sir.
You need to stop slapping people with your gay belt.
Just calm down, Matey.
R. What the fuck the fuck's putting you up to this?
Who the hell is putting you up to this kid?
Definitely not Captain Hook.
Matey.
Oh my god.
Get this fucking kid out of here for fuck's sake, man.
I got fucking fucking kids.
Fucking bread kids.
Jesus Christ.
And listen, I'm sure that like some of the fucking shit that that kid just said was a little bit of trolling, but I don't, I think that half, it's like, it's a half truth.
He's saying that we were looking for the trolling.
You know, we were scouring the internet to try to look for the trade of the trolling.
And they came across this show.
And now look at this.
Now look at this.
You people in the chat room, you people in the text-to-speech, you people are now grooming the new trolls here.
You see this?
They're fighting the show, and they're like, oh, yeah, this is this how you troll, huh?
This is how you fucking do this?
Yeah, you see, I love it, they're fucking, I'm not joking!
I'm not joking!
You heard it from a kid.
Wind Blows Trolling Half Truth00:02:51
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
I got to chug beers after that.
I fucking, I got to chug beers after that, dude.
I got to chug beers after that, dude.
All right.
All right, who else do we have here for heaven's sake, man?
Jesus, how about 485 Radio Graffiti?
First of all, that's an old splice.
Secondly, we can't even fucking hear you.
Wait a minute.
Fucking wind blows.
Sorry about that.
Fucking wind blows over here.
Anyway, and third, it was an Obama phone, for Christ's sake.
Sorry for wind blows fucking up the damn anyway.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
It's not an Obama.
Dudes.
You keep calling this fucking Corsair I-160 a fucking Obama computer again.
We're gonna have some problems, dude.
I have this is top of the line, goddamn fucking gaming computer.
And I am waiting for the HTC Vive Cosmos.
I am waiting for that fucking.
Can somebody tell the Vive or the fucking HTC people that I am waiting and I will pay the price for whatever the fuck it is.
And I'll start.
I mean, I want the top of the line virtual reality because that's where I'm gaming.
Okay, I'm not gonna game with a little, oh, I got my little mouse and I got my fucking little keyboard.
And I want to get my thumbs bruised.
No.
I love this PC.
Are you kidding me?
The box on this thing is so small.
It is the smallest box I have ever seen for a computer with that power.
I'm just saying, man, cheers to that.
You people are, you people can keep your fucking hating is what you are, dude.
You're fucking hating, and I don't blame you for hating.
Because if I were you, I'd hate too, all right?
If I were you, I'd hate too.
All right, how about 561 radio graffiti?
Scootym radio graffiti.
People Are Just Fucking Hating00:15:42
Well, well, well, looks like we got Go snugging himself in the metal chair tonight.
Oh, boy, I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Whatever, all right, you do whatever, right?
Give your fucking second.
I thought you'd be skinnier in person, you handball.
Well, I guess I need a bigger belt.
Hey, Kecker, let me ball your game.
Okay, just don't get any liquids on it.
My mom filled my success test.
All right, now I'll try not to.
Now, this beat is from the outer circle, public circle, and everyone is tired of you ruining your show.
You know, you fucking trolls are a lot of balls.
Now, how far not the wheelchair bar?
I am like that, you're a ball.
I think the way I had a man roughed off my ass is me.
Now, oh, god damn it.
You toiled your wheelchair already.
God damn it, yo.
Every day.
Get this!
Get off!
Get this fucking get off, man!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ah!
You hate the crap!
Ah!
You fucker!
Ah!
Fucking kid!
Get up!
What's up, that fucking kid?
What's that, that fucking kid in that sick splice?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, God.
Oh, you guys are fucked up, man.
You guys are fucked up, man.
Fucking meme magician, shut up.
And Captain Hook, shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear from you people, dude.
I mean, was that that fucking kid, dude?
This fucking brat, dude.
This fucking brat.
You know, he's becoming very popular around the goddamn fucking show.
He's got a little comments and all this other crap.
And I don't like that kids are watching this show, okay?
I mean, I'm up late at night.
I purposely do this show late at night so that kids, so that kids don't fucking listen to this shit.
Okay?
I mean, god damn it man, for christ's sake, it's shut up in the fucking chat room.
Dude, you guys are sick, you're sick, you're sick, fucking bastards man, fucking.
518 radio graffiti, Cowboys and Mcdowards and Rambrey.
Yeah baby, let me fertilize you with my surprise for Sick.
You better get ready.
I'm going in dry.
Take off the car, keep your trip now.
That is how you get age, it's it really?
Embrace being a whore ghost, gonorrhea is the highest honor for converting into a fruit.
I'M EATING! GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF! GET IT! GET IT! FUCKING SHIT! GET IT! BURN!
Fuck, fuck you man, fuck you.
You're a bunch of fucking splicing assholes man, and i'm sick of it.
I'm goddamn sick of it.
You know i'm fucking done with this fucking radio graffiti.
You know I had a heart for you assholes.
I had a fucking heart.
I had a fucking what what, what?
Don't be mad just because the kid gets more pussy than you do.
Who fuck you in the fucking textus speech and fuck you in a radio graffiti and fuck you in the chat?
Fuck you man, fuck you.
God damn it man, god damn it man.
Oh fuck, shut up, man.
I'm serious.
Shut the fuck up.
Where you come up with these fucking splices, man.
Fucking, come up with these fucking splices, man.
Give my fucking drink man, I should end this right now.
I should end this right god damn now.
I should end it right, god damn now.
Give me my drink.
How many fucking beers did I take?
Two four six eight, nine.
Listen, I can't believe that I fucking broadcast a macabre disgusting filthy, soulless pieces of fucking troll terror cyber vermin, garbage.
Like you, I can't.
I still can't believe it.
All right, I still can't believe this shit.
All right.
I mean good, god man, do you understand?
I used to be somebody man, oh Jesus, oh god, Oh, God.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Fucking hate you, trolls, man.
I fucking pour my heart out, man.
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, huh?
The ghost show, huh?
8.30 Central Standard Time.
I fucking give you that.
And then I give you the Saturday Night Troll Show.
The Saturday Night Troll Show, which I shouldn't even be doing, man.
You know what I should be doing?
You know what I should be doing on fucking Saturday?
I should be kicking with Mrs. Fucking Ghost.
I should be going out to a goddamn bar.
I should be watching the fucking combat sports that are always on on Saturday instead of fucking with you.
I'm not fucking kidding, man.
Come on.
Damn it, man.
God damn it.
Oh, God, you're making my chest hurt, man.
Oh, my God.
My chest hurts.
You know what?
I need some fucking more beer.
Christ's sake.
I mean, I don't know what else to do.
I don't know what fucking, I don't know how else to fucking deal with the kinds of internet garbage that keep messing with me.
Jesus Christ.
Give me some more beer, man.
I don't even know what the fuck else to do, man.
Fucking more beer, man.
Christ's sake.
Yeah, goddamn more beer.
Fuckers, man.
Don't fucking clock me in the goddamn chat room.
You stupid chat room troll terrorist pieces of garbage.
Don't ruin it for the people that are waiting for radio graffiti because I'll end this shit.
I'll end this shit.
Son of a bitch.
You know, you know, you're going to clock me.
I'm going to end it.
You know what?
Fuck you people, man.
Fuck you people.
You're not going to do this to me.
You understand that?
You understand that?
Son of a bitch.
You don't think I'll end it?
Look at these people.
These people got fucking balls over here thinking that I'm not going to fucking end this goddamn broadcast.
I'll end this son of a bitch.
No staying drink.
Oh, then the...
Who the hell is that?
Charismontor.
At least he's got some goddamn sense on it.
You know what?
Say, stay and drink.
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey, you have a problem?
Don't worry about it.
Come over here, stay and drink a little bit.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, man, fuck these dancers, man.
Keep saying that, ghost, but you need to accept the reality.
You're our dancing monkey.
I'm not your you fucking idiot.
I'm not your dancing monkey.
I'm not your fucking whore.
I'm not, whatever the fuck you people think I am.
I am not.
And I'm tired of you fucking referencing me in that regard, alright?
I deserve more respect.
I keep telling you this.
I've been telling you this all along.
You know at this point.
All right.
I deserve more respect.
All right.
I don't deserve the kind of ridicule and the type of cyberbullying that you people conduct on me on a consistent basis, dude.
I don't deserve that shit.
I don't deserve it.
All right?
I come out here and I do the show all the fucking time.
All the fucking time.
And what did you, what do you do?
You just fucking, hi, ghost, you fucking your granny, your fucking wife, your fucking you, your fucking piece of shit.
we fucking hope you die, we fucking hope you, I mean, every fucking time, dude.
Every fucking time, dude.
Every fucking time.
You might drink.
All right.
I'm only going to tell you a couple more.
Whoever did the last goddamn fucking splice, you're a piece of crap.
And I don't like that it sounded like a man doing a collaboration with a child over there.
And just, I don't like that.
I don't like that shit.
I want to put that on record right goddamn now.
I don't like that shit whatsoever.
All right.
You're lucky I'm even still doing this shit, you piece of crap.
All right.
You all better respect me.
You understand that?
And not to mention, not only should you respect me, you should be fucking going out here and fucking idolizing me in memes out here.
You should be idolizing me in memes.
You want to know why?
Because I created memes.
All right.
Fucking sitting over here cyberbullying me, fucking, you know, talking garbage.
You should be out there fucking idolizing me in memes for fuck's sake, dude.
You might drink.
All right.
Who the hell else do we got here?
We got 908 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
It's Frank Zappa.
Hey, what's up to Frank Zappa?
How you doing, dude?
Not much.
I'm drinking a beer.
Hey, one of my friends is watching.
Can you just teach him why that you should go out and pick up real chicks instead of finding them for 25 bucks on Tinder?
Are you kidding me?
Why?
Because it'll show that you're a real man.
That women are naturally attracted to you.
Believe me, when women are naturally attracted to you, dude, that's when you realize, you know, I'm a fucking man out here.
I got the pheromones that the appropriate hormones and the chemical structure necessary for these women to want to pull the balls out of my pants.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
Anyway, you want to give a shout out to anybody, man?
Yeah, I want to give a shout out to you.
It's all the series that you're doing.
All the people out there.
Would you look at the time?
Alarm clock looks like it's time for this fruit bowl to get off alarm clock.
Shut up, dark meme magician, girl.
Thank you very much, Frank Zappa.
And Dark Me Magician Girl, you're a piece of trash.
All right.
Don't be doing that.
All right.
All right.
Who else we got here?
We've got 707 Radio Graffiti.
In the street there is violence.
All right.
All right.
I don't want to get a copy strike from that dude.
I mean, that dude's like some third world idiot.
I mean, you hear, you know what he's saying in Electric Avenue, right?
He's talking about going Electric Avenue, which in his, I don't know, Caribbean shithole that he lived in.
Let me rock down through Electric Avenue.
He's talking about fucking robbing the people down there, dude.
So I'm just, I'm just saying, you know, even though it's a nice, cool song, it's a nice tune.
I mean, he's talking about robbing people at Electric Avenue.
Just letting you know, all right?
How about 636 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, this is over.
Hey, what's up, man?
How are you doing?
Oh, not much.
I just wanted to say I've noticed a lot of new fags and field trolls calling.
I just wanted to say, you know, step up your game.
Like, you're trying to get wolves from this.
Yeah, man.
Hey, you know what?
Tell them, man.
Give them a speech, dude.
Because I'm telling you, they don't get it.
And, you know, there's a lot of complaints on comment sections of shit.
I mean, let them know, man.
Give them the riot act right now.
Go ahead.
Like I said, you guys are trying to get wolves from this.