Ghost dominates Episode 56, declaring Democrats and the Deep State in crisis while banning chat trolls over political complaints. He predicts a Trump-led strike on Iran, blames Obama for $10 trillion debt, and mocks Mr. Ratburn's coming out. Ghost defends Ben Shapiro, details commodity gains, and rants against racist donation videos from users like Jackler. Amidst smoking weed and drinking alcohol, he defends his "Inner Circle" against ex-members trading crypto irresponsibly and attacks Twitch streamer Lol Tyler for faking autism before ending the broadcast amidst technical static and harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And let me tell you something right now.
Democrats in Deep State are in deep doo-doo.
And let me tell you something right now.
I am here.
I'm in effect.
And I can't wait to start this show, baby, because I'm telling you right now, these Democrats, these leftists, these deep states, I'm telling you this right now.
They're in deep doo-doo, and the leftists are triggered, baby.
Can you smell it?
The leftists are triggered.
What's going on, baby?
I'm feeling good today.
The Democrats are going down.
And let me tell you something.
I really do appreciate this, baby.
I'm loving every minute of this.
Oh, yeah.
And hey, everybody in the chat room, shut up.
I'm not late for Christ's sake.
I'm not goddamn late.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
And I have given the engineer the authority to just continue to just ban anybody they want to.
You understand?
So if you're going to be saying something in the chat room against the broadcast, I've given the engineer the cart blanche to just kick anybody out of there.
Kick them all out.
Kick them the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
We're not going to sit over here and continue to have these stupid, despicable wastes of life, these internet people talking all kinds of garbage.
We ain't doing it.
All right, that's not, we're not, we're not dealing with this crap.
All right?
All right, we're not dealing with any of this crap.
Just ban them all.
Ban them all.
You've got my word, engineer.
I got your back.
Don't worry about these pieces of trash.
All right, you're damn right for Christ's sake.
All right, go ahead.
Take me out of here.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
What's going on, folks?
It's Ghost in the House, episode 56.
I hope everybody's having themselves a decent hump day.
And like I said at the beginning of the broadcast, hold on a second.
We got a donation here, huh?
Why are you banning people in the chat?
Hey, stop.
I have given the engineer car blanche.
I have given the engineer the car blanche to freaking do whatever the hell he wants to do.
All right, we got a lot of people here talking garbage about the broadcast.
They're going to ban them all.
All right, yeah, chat room surreal law.
Hey, that's just the way it is, baby.
All right, that's just the way it is.
Engineer, ban all these people.
And let me tell you something.
Don't just ban them.
Just get them out of here.
All right, just get them the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to have a bunch of stupid, dumb internet people, cyber vermin pieces of scumbag garbage up in here talking garbage about the damn chat room, talking garbage about the show.
Get them out, engineer.
You've got my.
I'm backing you up.
You understand?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Got a lot of things to talk about up in here for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Ice Poseidon in Dallas.
He's not in Dallas, you idiot.
He's in Austin, Texas.
All right.
He's in Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake.
What the hell are you talking about?
Obama internet connection.
Yeah, listen.
I know at the end of the last broadcast, I just ended up cutting out, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Welcome back, Maggot 045.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'll get to the 12-bucker in a second.
All right, Diablo.
I just want to talk about how the fact that last show, I kind of cut out of nowhere.
And the reason is, is because the damn internet shutout.
We've been having a whole bunch of goddamn storms out here in San Jambonio, Texas.
And as a result, it's been messing around with the goddamn internets out here.
All right.
It's been messing with the internets out here.
It's not Obama, PC, Walmart, Internet.
Listen, the bottom line is, is that we've got people out here that wasn't just me.
It was just a complete blackout for about an hour out here in San Jambone on Monday night, for Christ's sake.
All right.
So anyway, let me continue here.
Don't do the 12 buckers.
I'm not going to be doing it right now.
We've got a lot of things to talk about up in here.
Okay.
But the one thing I do want to talk about, I have given the engineer the car blanche to just go ahead and just ban anybody talking garbage about the show.
All right.
Ban anybody talking garbage about the show for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of these trolls.
All right.
Y'all want serious shows?
You've got them.
All right.
And I don't want to hear about any, I don't want to hear bitching.
I don't want to hear moaning.
I don't want to hear none of this stuff.
All right.
For Christ's sake.
That's all I've been hearing on the comment section from you disgusting internet people.
It's just complaining, bitching, and moaning, complaining, bitching, and moaning.
Complaining, bitching, and moaning.
You can tell that most of you sons of bitches got single mothers.
You should have died in Vietnam.
I should have died.
Your crimes against the North Vietnamese people shall never die.
I should have died, baby.
So here we are.
Here we are.
I should have died.
I should have died for Christ's sake.
You see this?
I should have died.
Give me a goddamn break for Christ's sake.
Look, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
Let's go ahead and talk about the markets right away since we got a bunch of troll terrorists in here that are getting their asses banned from here.
And rightfully so.
All right.
Rightfully, goddamn so.
Just ban them all out of here, engineer.
Don't even mess with them.
Just get them out.
Get them out.
This is chat room martial law.
All right.
Get them out of here.
Now, what we're going to do today is talk right into the markets because I'm telling you, folks, even though we're seeing some plus side on the markets, indexes, I just don't, I'm not feeling it.
I'm not feeling it.
Let me go ahead and show you something that I saw today.
See if I can find it.
I'm kind of discombobulated here.
What is this?
Hey, good to see you streaming again, Fago.
Your grandma was a hoe.
My grandma, my grandma.
Now you're talking about my granny again.
Ghost, next time your dog Templeton runs loose into our facility, we will let our Chinese co-worker have Templeton for dinner.
Oh, he did $5,000 in damage by chewing up our connections.
Shut up your ass.
All right, go shut it up.
That's not funny.
All right.
That's not funny at all.
Okay.
Don't talk about my dog.
All right.
Jesus.
Here's Eastern time.
What's going on to Eastern time?
Hey, you know, I'm sorry I can't start the show around Eastern time.
Okay.
All right.
The bottom line is this is prime time when it comes to internet, when it comes to streaming.
I mean, that's all there is to it.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
I can't, I can't.
I don't know what the hell to tell you.
I don't know what the hell to tell you.
Anyway, let me just continue on here.
I want to talk a little bit about the stocks.
I was going to show you an article, but man, I go through all these damn articles.
I can't find the one I was talking about.
Hold on, is this it right here?
No, it's not.
The article stated that we're starting to see some weak earnings in some of these damn companies.
And that's what I've been telling you folks for a minute.
I've been telling you folks to watch out when it comes to the stock market, okay?
Engineers loaded diaper.
Oh, now y'all are turning against the engineer.
Oh, now y'all are turning against the engineer because you sons of bitches that are out here pissed off that, you know, everybody out here is getting banned because they're being a bunch of jerks, all right?
All right.
Since Ghost bans people in the chat for saying not to donate, too bad, too bad, dark meme magician slutter.
I go over there with the rest of the scumbags that are out there that are listening to the damn broadcast without being a part of the chat room, all right?
Sit there and shut your mouth and get in the goddamn kitchen where you belong and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, all right?
Get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances so that people can understand that maybe you've got some value.
Maybe you've got some goddamn value, you stupid, dumb, dirty dishrag digital slut bag and whore.
All right?
Just sit there and shut up.
What is this?
Charter Spectrum.
Charter Spectrum.
What do you mean?
Oh, also, you trolls, we provide ghost internet service.
Yeah, whatever, right?
All right.
Oh, look, there's Dark Me Magician, Broad.
What's something in your mouth?
Huh?
Something in your mouth, you dumb broad?
I'm sure it isn't the flesh flute.
I'm sure it's probably a Haugendos ice cream spoon or something of that capacity.
Listen, I don't want to hear from you, sons of bitches, all right?
I don't want to hear from you, sons of bitches, so just sit there and shut up.
All right?
I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, everybody who's talking garbage about the show, they're getting banned by the engineer.
I have given the engineer the sole authority to just ban these sons of bitches.
Ban them all.
Ban them all.
What is this?
Shekel, shackle the shekel.
All right, shackle the sheck.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right, real goddamn funny.
Back in Nam, I saw an entire family eating dinner.
I killed them all.
Mom, dad, the kids.
That's what a bunch of garbage.
Then I went in a finished story.
What a bunch of garbage.
What did you do with your ear necklace?
I still have mine.
Oh, God.
All right.
Oh, my God.
The situation in Iran is getting worse and we're on the brink of war.
Why won't Trump fire John Bolton?
It's his fault.
Wrong with going to Trump.
What's going on with the throne going to war in Iraq?
What the hell is wrong with going to war with Iran, for Christ's sake?
Oh boy, 12 buckers being done today.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm going to do them in a little bit.
All right.
Don't pile them up on me.
I'm going to do them in a little bit for Christ's sake.
All right.
Castlevania 2 was your favorite, right?
Here's something you'll see.
That was okay.
Yeah, I mean, it was a game that I like to play on Nintendo, okay, dude?
It's like watching the Texas Clock Tower shooting.
Trolls dropping left.
Yeah, that's it.
They're going and they're pissed off.
Look, they're getting all upset.
Oh, my God.
I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
Justice for meme, but just shut up, Justice for Meme.
Nobody gives a shit about that stupid internet piece of trash.
All right.
So anyway, listen, I want to talk a little bit about the stock market.
I read the articles today in the business news, RSS, and I'm telling you the earnings that are coming out here are not very, I'm telling you all, watch quarter three, quarter four.
Quarter three, quarter four of fiscal year 2019 is going to be telling.
And I think that we're going to see a major pullback.
All right.
I think what we have here is we have a and the reason we're pulling back, folks, is because we have the Federal Reserves that were aggressive with their interest rate hikes.
And as a result, this is what slowed down the economy.
Last year, we had an exponential.
Lol, you're basically sending the Gestapo on anyone who opposes you at this point.
This is honestly really sad.
Don't like different.
Oh, well, you know what?
Just call me Pinochet.
Just call me Pinochet.
All right, chat room genocide.
Just call me Pinochet, and I'm giving each and every one of you scumbags helicopter rides because you deserve it.
All right, so just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, call me Pinochet.
Jesus Christ, I'm trying to talk about the markets over here, son of a bitch.
Helicopter rides for trolls, for Christ's sake.
Press M for me.
Who gives a shit about meme magician?
All right.
Who gives a crap about these people?
They're internet losers.
All right.
They think that they're all badass.
They're flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on a keyboard thinking they can do something.
All right.
The circle of like, look, don't donate any more 12 buckers, please.
All right.
All right.
Charter spectrum.
Don't fuck with us, ghosts.
We will plug and unplug it again like we did last episode.
Shove it up.
I heard somebody in some tarred chat room somewhere was trying to say, hey, I took down ghost.
Feels bad goblin.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I was hearing that in some tarred chat room somewhere, some idiot was like, I did a buffer overflow on the stream elements and it kicked out ghost.
I mean, do you even know what a buffer overflow is, you fucking idiot?
And by the way, even if you did do one, which is very rare nowadays, even if you did do a buffer overflow, how the hell would that have anything to do with my internet connection?
All right.
If anything, it would have affected the stream elements and affected the text-to-speech.
What makes you idiots?
I mean, this is how stupid the group of people that are out here thinking they're so cute.
This is how stupid these people are.
All right.
So give me a goddamn break.
All right.
The last show, the internet knocked off.
It was knocked off for an hour.
Okay.
Don't listen to these morons from some tarred chat somewhere.
You know what I did?
I did a buffer overflow on the stream elements and it knocked ghost offline.
Stupid, all right.
Anyway, let me continue here.
I want to get to the markets.
I got a lot of things to talk about.
The Democrats and the deep state are in deep shit.
Leftist are triggered.
All right, they're triggered all over the place.
Abortion looks like it's being challenged.
Everybody's being Spectrum 1 Ghost Zero.
All right, go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Now let me continue, all right?
Well, why?
My formal apology to you, ghost engineer, the IC, and the serious.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Are you done with that?
Shut up, Jackler.
All right.
I'll listen to your 12-bucker in a minute.
Okay, but I don't believe you.
You're responsible for all these stupid losers that are in this chat room that are flapping their fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking they're so goddamn cute for Christ's sake.
The hell are you talking about?
Don't sit over here and give me this goddamn kissy-kissy ass crap.
All right?
Half of this is your fault.
All right, Jackler, you and your stupid, dumb, limey, brit bong ideas.
All right, so just sit there and shut up.
Christ's sake.
All right?
Anyway, let me continue going here.
Ghosts, butter overflow.
Dow Jones of 100.97.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna get to the fucking downside.
Stop Piling Buckers on Me00:05:41
I'm gonna get to it.
0.46 WTI upset.
You son of a bitch!
I WAS GONNA GET TO THE MARKETS RIGHT NOW!
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
Fuckin' assholes, for Christ's sake, alright?
Ghosts is butter overflow.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Look here.
Oh, you see, look.
The Dow Jones and the Community 200 points Wednesday.
Now y'all are trying to get advanced 0.58%.
And I don't really understand.
Yes.
Shut up and stop trying to do my job.
Buy that for a dollar.
Troll War now.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, whatever.
What, did the engineer ban you, and now you got your panties in a bunch for Christ's sake?
Just sit there and shut your mouth and listen and start taking some notes for Christ's sake.
You understand me?
Just sit there and shut up and learn something instead of thinking that you know some shit.
You don't know nothing.
You don't know nothing.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Good God.
Troll war.
Y'all don't even know what you're talking about, you bloodthirsty digital heathens.
You don't even know what you're talking about when it comes to the troll war, for Christ's sake.
This is serious business when you bloodthirsty idiots are talking about this crap.
What is this?
Ghosts.
Shut up.
I'm not reading emojis, Mrs. Ghosts.
Just shut up.
I'm not reading emojis, all right?
I'm not reading emojis.
Can you all just shut up?
Stop doing the text-to-speech.
You bitches were, you people were bitching about the text-to-speech for the past two shows.
And now you sons of bitches are all up on it, trying to troll me, trying to make me look like an idiot.
Oh, my God!
M Cook making it rain on the trolls again.
Like a ball!
And look at the haters in the chat room.
Look at them all.
Making it a little bit more.
Here's a little appreciation, sir.
The show started right on time.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Thank you, M Cook, baby.
Thank you, M Cook.
Cheers to you, baby.
Cheers to you.
Deputize the engineer.
He's a crack shot with his cyber varmint rifle.
He sure is.
Look at him.
Look at them all.
Here we go, Charter Spectrum.
If you want better internet, upgrade to our triple play gold plan.
Shut up, all right.
Crippler never actually killed anyone in Vietnam.
On his first patrol, he was attacked by a female Viet Cong fighter with a ones that weren't.
He was shitting himself, and she shot him in the back, paralyzing him from the waist down.
I mean, you people are the ones that are out here bitching about this, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, look at that.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Shut up and stop trying to do my job, you trolls.
Just kidding.
Well done.
We needed to hear the markets, and it has been taken care of.
Now do radio graffiti.
I mean, stop donating.
Y'all were bitching about this for fucking two or three days.
Y'all been bitching about this.
And well, here we go with the emoji spam for Christ.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.
I mean, y'all been bitching about this for two or three shows, and look at you.
I buy that.
M. Cook equals ghost.
Stop donating to yourself and turn off TTC.
M Cook is not me, okay, folks.
M Cook is a big fan of the broadcast.
He's been a big fan for a long time.
He's a millionaire.
All right.
Don't sit here and try to sit and suggest that that's me.
All right?
Don't sit here and do this.
I mean, I know that you people concoct these stupid, dumb conspiracy theories out of your dumb autistic heads, but that ain't it.
All right.
That ain't it for Christ.
Jesus Christ.
At the close, the July Corn Futures finished higher at $3 a day.
I'm about to get to this crap.
Deck Corn Futures finished $100.
I'm about to get to this crap, man.
July Soybean.
$2.45, 1.5.
November Soybean Futures.
Shut up, all right?
Everyone hired up.
$2.59, 3 quarters.
Let me do it.
All right.
Let me do it.
All right?
I want to do the markets for Christ's sake.
All right?
Lol Raiden Snake died.
Lol Raiden Snake died.
What the hell are you talking about?
Are you trying to troll again, meme magician, Daryl?
Is that what you're trying to do?
Dark meme magician Tran.
Hey, ghost, I'm gonna butter your face, B-Row.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now for my ultimate power.
Hey, listen, stop piling up these 12 fucking buckers on me, man.
All right?
Stop piling these 12 buckers and obligating me to watch your stupid damn YouTube videos.
All right, I'm already backed up.
How many of these do I have to fucking do today for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, weren't y'all bitching about this?
My prostate is pulsing to you.
Talk about your manhood so I can climax daddy ghost.
You pervert.
Sick-ass perverts, man.
Let me see.
I got one.
I got two, three, four, five.
Six, seven.
I think banning people from chat is creating refugees in TTS.
Well, I don't know what it is.
I'm just saying, I'm sick and tired of hearing these people bitch and moan in the chat room.
So I told the engineer, just get them the hell out of here.
Get them out.
Ban their asses.
Ban their goddamn asses for Christ's sake.
And that's exactly what the engineer's doing, and everybody's getting all pissed off about it.
Now, I don't care what the hell the text-to-speech slut said or what the hell Jackler did.
Ban the Assholes Immediately00:09:39
I'm still doing the markets, whether you goddamn cyber vermin like it or not.
You understand that?
Whether you cyber vermin like it or not.
Jesus Christ.
Let me continue here.
All right.
Now, even though we're seeing positivity right now, I'm strongly advising people against going into the stock market unless you're going to do a value investing strategy or go to invest in one of these IPOs.
For instance, Lyft, possibly Uber, etc.
Okay.
Other than that, you know, I think I would hold off.
I've been talking about how we're having a major asset bubble across the board.
Aside from the stocks being a little overinflated, we also have an overinflated real estate market.
And if you're out here planning on buying any kind of property in the United States, I would strongly advise everybody to hold off.
Because I'm telling you right now, I do not like these prices, especially when it comes to the real estate market.
And in my opinion, I think that, I mean, cash is king right now, baby.
There is not a better place to hold your capital other than U.S. fiat currency.
I mean, even the Australian currency, which is usually pretty stable, which is usually pretty stable, is going down the tubes.
There's nowhere to put your money except you've got cryptocurrency.
And what did I tell you, sons of bitches?
Especially all you scumbags that were out here, oh, it's a scam.
I told you, sons of bitches, that not only is cryptocurrency going to be used by investors once they integrate cryptocurrency trading with traditional stock platforms, all right, but they're going to use this to hedge against any contractions in the stock market, in the properties market, wherever.
And in my personal opinion, it's actually a good place to hold some capital, cryptocurrency.
And I'm telling you this right now, folks.
What makes it so lucrative is the fact that aside from putting your fiat currency into crypto to hedge against any contraction, you also can spend it like a currency.
All right.
Do you understand that?
You can spend it like a currency.
That's what's so beautiful about cryptocurrency, man.
It's being accepted for goods and services all across the world.
I mean, you can go to Jet.
Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling over my own tongue here.
You can go to Japan right now.
You can go to Japan right now and take your cryptocurrency and pay your rent, pay for your groceries.
I mean, it's so widely accepted in Japan, it's unbelievable.
All right.
Hey, Ghost, what do you think about a portfolio consisting of Qtim, Dash, Bat, Fun, BNB, and BTC?
Also make it rain on the haters and you go engineer.
Hey, thank you very much.
I think that's a decent portfolio right there.
All right.
Quantum, of course, has got the technological edge off everybody.
They're trying to dominate the Asian market.
An architecture firm has proposed replacing the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral with a swimming pool as France prepares to launch an international competition to restore the fire-damaged Gothic edifice to its former glory.
Is that for real or is that a troll?
Is that for real or is that a troll?
All right.
Ghost is a chatroom fascist.
Troll war now.
Earn a medal, a body bag, or both.
Oh, you see, look at this bloodthirsty idiot.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Call it for a troll war.
What is this?
Coffee beans are up 18 natural.
Can you let me do the markets, you asshole?
Shut down one dollar.
Let me do the goddamn market.
Oil is up 27 cents.
Oh, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, look, weren't you trolls just bitching and moaning about, oh, I want a serious show and you don't donate.
And now look at you, sons of bitches.
Now look at you for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's continue here.
I'm still doing the damn markets.
I don't care what you sons of bitches say.
I'm still doing the markets.
All right.
I'm still doing the damn markets, whether you sons of bitches like it or not.
All right, what is this?
Mama San.
Stop lying.
You don't have an engineer, but you do have an illegitimate son in Nam that you request.
What the hell are you talking about?
We call him Ghost Nguyen.
He kicks cans around and yells about Democrats.
Ghost Nguyen?
Ghost Nguyen?
How stereotypical of you calling a Vietnamese Nguyen?
Huh?
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
How convenient, how goddamn convenient you call a Vietnamese a Nguyen?
Isn't that racist?
Isn't that?
You know what?
I'm not going there.
Anyway, look, stop donating.
Let me get to my markets here, even though the text-to-speech slut already said it here, all right?
Oh, no, come on!
Prices are modestly higher in early morning trading.
You're on my broadcast.
Still wobbly stock market and rising tensions in the Persian Gulf are working to lift the safe haven gold market today.
I mean, you guys are sons of bitches for Christ's sake.
I'm not.
Oh, God.
It's never going to end.
I thought we were going to have a serious show here, but oh, here we go.
All right, everybody, here we go.
You know, we, oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you right now, what a bunch of pieces of trash you people are.
I'm not even kidding.
What a piece of trash.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue on before I get rudely interrupted again.
All right.
Now, once again, let's get to the stock market and let's move on here, okay?
Dow Jones Industrial is up today.
It's up 115.97 points.
A percentage E3.
What the hell?
Beloved cartoon teacher Mr. Ratburn comes out as a homosexual in the latest season of Arthur.
Are you kidding me?
Is that a fucking troll or is that real?
No, it's a look at this.
Mr. Ratburn came out as gay, got married off.
Is this what they're doing to that fucking cartoon Arthur?
Is this what they're doing to that cartoon Arthur for Christ's sake?
I mean, what the hell is going on here?
Where are we going in America when we've got that fucking Aardvar cartoon turning into a homosexual?
I mean, I can't even hear the goddamn song anymore.
And I say, hey, what a wonderful type of day.
I mean, I can't even think about it thinking that now Arthur is a pause hole.
All right, well, he may not be a pause hole.
He's just, you know.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, did you sons of bitches really want to?
I hate when you do this.
You know, you did this with Pantera, okay?
Now you're, you sons of bitches, dude.
Anyway, look, I'm trying to get to the goddamn market, all right?
I'm trying to get to the damn mark.
Where are we going in America?
We're turning everything gay.
Bert and Ernie now are gay.
You know what I mean?
Hey, Bert, how you doing?
Nothing, Ernie.
I'm just here, and my asshole's puckering.
Oh, yeah, Bert.
Why don't you go ahead and bend over so I can hear?
Jesus.
Thanks, Ghosty Woastie.
Look, stop.
Stop donating these 12 buckers.
Y'all are backing me up here.
All right?
You're backing me up here.
Stop it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Bert, can I go over here and give you a rim job, Bert?
Yeah, go ahead, Ernie.
I mean, now, Arthur, now the cartoon Arthur.
I mean, what is going on here?
Where are we going from here, man?
I'm investing in Lando Lakes, Miller Brewing Company, and Barilla.
That way I can profit from Crippler's terminal decline in health and eventual death.
All right.
Yeah, go shove it up yourself.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go, you piece of crap.
So what?
I like Barella and having Mrs. Ghost make them into butter noodles.
All right.
So what?
Barella is a great-based company.
I mean, did you hear the CEO of Barella?
What was it about a few months ago?
He said, you know, the gays, they can go have some other pasta if they don't like a Barella.
The gays can go and have another pasta.
We don't care if they have the gas.
All right.
We are Barella.
Pretty based.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And Lando Lakes, LOL butter.
Jesus Christ, just shut up.
And Miller Brewing Company.
I don't always buy Miller.
All right.
I buy Miller because my old man used to drink it.
And, you know, he didn't know how to go to sleep.
He just knew how to pass out.
And every time he'd pass out, he'd have these Millers just hanging out there.
An old young ghost over here would go and crack one open and go chug it.
And as a result, yours truly, whenever I have a Miller high life, it takes me back to the old days of when I was a youngin.
All right?
Food poisoning equals butter.
Butter doesn't cause food poisoning, boy.
I mean, butter doesn't cause food poison.
Iran Situation and Oil Prices00:11:10
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrial was up 0.45%, closing out the Dow at 25,648.02 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
We got the SP 500.
It's also up 16.55 points, a percentage increase of 0.58%, closing out the SP at 2,850.96 points for the SP 500.
All right.
What the hell is this?
Now for the news, tensions continue to rise in the Persian Gulf as President Trump orders all non-essentials.
Trying to do my job.
The Conservative Party plans another core on their deal after talking about the Labor Party.
Damn you!
Ghost equals heavy dollar sign goblin.
Go fuck.
I'm not a shekel goblin, you idiot.
And stop doing my show.
I'm trying to do the show.
I'm trying to do the damn show.
Apparently, it's real.
One of my favorite childhood shows reduced to this, but please continue with the market.
Yeah, it is freaking real.
Freaking Arthur's gay now.
Hey, what a wonderful type of gay who's got his asshole puckered and want to share it with each other.
Jesus Christ.
What's next, dude?
What's next?
Are they going to say Bugs Bunny was a transgender now?
Or was a cross-dresser?
What else are they going to say?
What else are they going to say, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, this is just, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
Jesus Christ.
I buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
I'm fudge.
Shut up, you idiot, all right?
And look, I took a lot of flack from the last show because I said that I stand behind James Charles, and now everybody out here is claiming that I'm some kind of a homosexual or something.
All right, look, the sign on my ass says do not enter.
Okay, I'm not down with that kind of nonsense, but look, we got a capitalist in a young bottom gay boy in James Charles who's out here making the money.
And if you can't spend your money, I may need a shut up, asshole.
If a gay who's making millions of dollars can't throw his money around to try to convince straight men to kind of give him a poke, well, then why the hell become rich, huh?
I mean, it's like, remember during the Me Too, the prime of the Me Too movement, you had some dumb broad tweet at Ben Affleck.
Y'all remember that?
Ben Affleck, I remember the time we were at the Golden Cloves and you proceeded to cup my anus and then proceeded to stick your finger in my crack.
I'm not joking.
And I'm thinking to myself, wait a minute.
If you're Ben Affleck, big fucking movie star making millions of bucks and you can't stick your finger up some woman's crack, well then what the hell is going on?
What the hell good is being Ben Affleck?
What the hell good is being a millionaire for Christ's sake?
I'm not kidding around.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Walt Disney Gurz, what the hell is that supposed to fucking mean?
I don't even know.
But I'm serious, man.
I mean, isn't that the whole point of being rich?
Isn't that the whole point of being rich that you can go out and just throw some money around and, you know, hey, bro, you can grab them by the pussy using my president's reference?
I mean, you can do this type of thing.
I mean, what good is being a big actor like Ben Affleck if you can't stick your finger up some woman's crack?
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
Anyway, let me move on before these idiots start ruining the broadcast even more.
S ⁇ P 500 closes out at 2,850.96 points for the S ⁇ P. We've got the NASDAQ.
It's also up today, folks, 87.65 points, a percentage increase of 1.13%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,822.15 points for the NASDAQ.
Now, let's continue on to commodities because I definitely do want to talk about commodities up in here.
And the reason is, is because we may have a war going on out there in the Middle East.
And baby, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Bring it on.
Kick Iran's ass.
All right.
Iran has been a thorn in the side of the world ever since the Islamic Revolution took over in the late 70s.
All right.
I called for somebody.
CIA somebody.
Hold on, what is this?
Buddhism hotline trolls go home.
Your shit and Eric Pape's toxic fan base are not welcome here.
Uh-oh.
Your intelligence can't handle the political and financial dope on this podcast.
That's why you got a troll.
You're too stupid to listen and laugh.
Oh, told you off.
Told your asses off, baby.
T Gore told you off, baby.
Brittany Gers?
What the hell does that mean?
Are you talking about Britney Spears?
I don't mean to get off topic here, but you hear that Britney Spears may never perform again because she's so goddamn cracked out of her mind?
Did you hear about that?
Not even joking around, man.
Britney Spears may never perform again because she's a goddamn fruitcake.
She's got screws loose, for Christ's sake.
But anyway, let me move on here.
I want to talk about this Iran situation.
I cannot wait.
In 2009, when the Iranian revolution was rising up, the United States should have done something.
All right?
They should have done something for the people of Iran to overthrow the Ayatollah, to overthrow then-President Ahmadi Majad.
But we did nothing.
All right?
We did nothing.
And now it's time to avenge all those folks that rose up in 2009, 10 years later, to go out there and help these people.
All right?
Help these people because let me tell you, the average Iranian citizen out there does not want to live under the totalitarian dogma of the Ayatollah.
And I'm telling you, bring it on, baby.
Bring it on.
And besides, if you're looking at this from a capitalist perspective, there's a lot of money to make, you know?
I'm not joking around.
There's a lot of money to make out here, okay?
And what you do is you got to look at what's going to be affected if there is a war in the Middle East.
And what's going to be affected, folks?
Oil.
Oil.
What the hell is that?
Slaves that happen.
What the hell does that mean?
Oil, folks.
Oil.
And that means oil prices.
If there's any kind of conflict in the Middle East, it's going to go up the roof.
We're already seeing an increase in oil because of the somewhat ramblings of war in this region.
And not to mention, folks, in the past couple of days, Iran has attacked two Saudi oil tankers in the Persian Gulf.
There has been a drone attack at the Saudi oil pipeline.
So this is something that Iran knows that it's going to do.
And if there happens to be any attacks on the Saudi pipeline or any of the production, any of the tankers, you know as well as I, this damn oil is going to go up to $100 a barrel.
And in my view, folks, I would say that if you don't have an oil ETF that coincides with the increase of oil, I don't know what the hell you're doing right now, baby.
I mean, come on.
We're seeing it.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, I can't wait for Iran to be wiped off the face of the planet.
Okay.
And I'm not talking about the people of Iran.
I'm talking about this stupid, ridiculous, dogmatic Sharia government.
All right.
Shiite government.
It's Shiite government.
All right.
Danny Gers.
The Ayatollah is popular.
No, no, it's not.
No, he is not.
You have no idea of what the sentiment of the Iranian people are.
I used to talk to the Iranian people every goddamn day.
I used to conversate with these people in PAL Talk.
They used to be flooded in PAL talk.
I actually helped them organize their 2009 revolution, truth be told.
All right?
But did anyone, did anyone come to the aid of the Iranian Revolution 209?
No.
What a weak president.
Trump letting Iran flex next.
Give me a break.
Iran flex.
What are you talking about, man?
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump hits them in the next week or two.
You know that?
I would not be surprised if Trump hits Iran in the next week or two.
I mean, take a look at what's going on here.
We've already evacuated the United States embassy in Iraq.
We've taken out the embassy, all the people that work at the embassy in Iraq.
We're taking them out of there.
We're already contemplating 120,000 troops going in there and kicking the crap out of the Iranian regime.
And it's not just going to be us either, folks.
We're going to be side by side with Saudi Arabia and our good friends, Israel.
All right?
It's going to be a coordinated attack.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
And I wouldn't be surprised to see it in the next couple of weeks.
All right.
Trump has no balls.
Just wait, boy.
You just wait.
Just watch.
In the next couple of weeks, you're either going to wake up and you're going to hear President Trump, we had to hit Iran today.
All right.
We had to hit Iran today, baby.
And you know what?
Iran is over.
All right.
Iran is over.
And let me tell you, Iran is a piece of trash in the Middle East.
They're the ones that are funding most of the terror right now in the Middle East.
Take a look at what's going on in Yemen.
The Houthis.
All right.
I bet y'all don't even know who the Houthis are because half you idiots are tickling your ass crack to a goddamn video game.
They're the ones that are financially backing and arming the Houthis in Yemen.
And that's why there's such a humanitarian crisis in Yemen right now.
They also fund and arm Hezbollah in goddamn Lebanon.
All right?
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
If we hit up Iran, I think everybody should watch what Hezbollah is going to do because the leader of Hezbollah, Nasrallah, is just begging to send his followers into suicide bombings from hell.
All right.
So I'm just telling you right now, Iran is a sponsor of terror and we need to get these idiots the hell out of here.
Been waiting since 2009 to get rid of these pieces of trash.
And I'm glad we're gonna.
Bullish on Silver Now00:05:14
And the reason I'm bringing this up is because oil is going to go up, folks.
Oil is going to go up if there is a supply chain disruption.
Just like Iran's trying to do, they already hit up two Saudi oil tankers.
All right, there was already a drone attack at a Saudi pipeline.
So be aware.
Be aware for Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
Annie Gers?
What the hell?
What the hell is this GERS stuff?
What the hell is this GERS crap?
Shove it up your ass.
Anyway, let's get to energy here.
We've got crude oil, WTI sweet crude.
It's up 39 cents right now.
A percentage increase of 0.63%.
Closing out WTI, or current price for WTI, is $62.41 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
We've got bread crude.
It is up 40 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.56%.
Current price for bread crude is $72.17 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline.
It's up 0.42%.
Natural gas is up 0.31%.
I'm telling you, we've been seeing a natural progression in natural gas.
Just a gradual incremental increase every time I cover this son of a bitch.
We've got heating oil.
It is up 0.53%.
Let's go ahead and get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
That's right, folks.
Let's go ahead and take a look at gold.
All right?
Gold in the house.
Zion done serving his master's wellman or a star.
Get that anti-Semitic crap out of here.
Get that anti-Semitic garbage out of here.
All right.
You're just a racist bastard, and that's enough.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I hate Disney Gers.
I don't understand what you idiots are trying to make me say.
What is all this GERS crap?
All right.
Jesus Christ, what is all this GERS garbage?
Anyway, let's get to the metals.
Gold is down today, $1.20.
A percentage decrease of 0.09%.
Closing out gold at $1,296.60 per troy ounce of gold.
And as I've stated, folks, I am not, I'm not viewing the value of the dollar increasing since the Federal Reserve has raised interest rates.
I'm not seeing it reflected in the gold price.
I mean, the type of value that the Federal Reserve put into this U.S. fiat currency, we should literally be seeing gold prices at around, I would say, $1,000, maybe even $900 a troy ounce, but we're not seeing it reflected whatsoever.
So that's interesting.
Very interesting for Christ's sake.
Ice oiled Maui Ultra.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, let's go to silver.
I am bullish on silver, folks.
So if you're thinking about doing something, silver is where it's at as far as I'm concerned when it comes to, you know, when it comes to investing into metals, okay?
What is this?
Explanation.
They're trying to make you say the N-word phonetically with something that sounds like knee followed by GERS.
All right.
Well, I don't get it.
Whatever.
Silver is down, though.
It's down four cents today.
A percentage decrease of 0.25%.
Current price for silver is $14.78 per troy ounce of silver.
Copper is up today, 0.13%.
And platinum is unchanged today.
Platinum is unchanged.
Now we're seeing some increases in commodities, even though we saw China implement some kind of a 25% tariff on $60 billion worth of U.S. goods going into China, even though most of the U.S. goods are agriculture.
I hang, I'm not going to say that.
I know what that means for Christ's sake, all right?
I know what the hell that means, you son of a bitch.
Sit there and shut up.
Anyway, we're seeing some increases in agriculture, like I said, even though you saw it affected earlier in the week when China implemented its counter tariffs of 25% on $60 billion worth of goods, all right?
But we're starting to see a bounce back.
Let's go ahead and talk about it.
Here it is.
We've got corn.
It is up 1.49% increase on the day for corn.
Wheat is up 0.95%.
Oats is up 0.17%.
Rough rice is down 0.09%.
Soybean is up 0.21%.
Soybean oil is up 0.48%.
Canola is up 0.02%.
Let's go ahead and get to the soft, shall we?
Coco.
Hold on, what is this?
Israel inflating U.S. debt.
Why does the U.S. keep paying for Israel's personal conflicts?
Wasn't it Trump supposed to reduce the U.S. debt?
He can't do it.
Pro-Wahhabi Regime Critique00:07:27
You have to understand, you have a Congress that is filled with Democrats that refuse to sign an annual budget.
They refuse to do this.
So as a result, because Obama inflated the debt as much as he did, because lest we forget, Barack Obama added $10 trillion to the U.S. debt.
That's more debt incurred than every president previous before Obama combined.
Okay?
So now, since Obama had an eight-year term, you've got a lot of people and a lot of constituencies all over the country that expect money from the government.
And you think that this Congress is going to work with the president in an attempt to try to curb that?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
So this type of deficit spending is directly correlated with Obama and his administration and the over $10 trillion he incurred in the U.S. debt during his tenure.
And by the way, where did all that $10 trillion go?
I mean, where did all that $10 trillion go?
Crippler is fantasizing about charging into the city center of Tehran in his armored wheelchair and torching enemy soldiers with a better-powered flamethrower.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Don't do that.
And Ben Shapiro.
Thanks for the support for Israel.
We'll own the Sandniggers epic style smiling face with sunglasses, smiling face with sunglasses, smiling face with sunglasses, smiling face.
All right, shut up.
We get it.
And by the way, did y'all see Ben Shapiro get owned by some old codger on BBC?
Did y'all see that?
Did y'all see that?
I told you that Ben Shapiro wasn't garbage, man.
He's just a disgruntled autist every time he attempts to debate anybody.
I mean, seriously, hi, I'm Ben Shapiro, and this is how I talk.
No, I am not angry.
I'm just a disgruntled autist that talks like this.
And I talk to you like I'm supposed to get a goddamn psychotropic drug from you.
And I mean, he got completely owned.
Completely owned by a BBC old codger, for Christ's sake.
And look at Ben Shapiro.
He didn't even know what to say.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to get up because you are not saying what I want you to say.
You're not sitting here and telling me that these softball questions, I'm getting out of here.
Ove, where's my yarmul?
And that's what happened to Ben Shapiro.
And then Ben Shapiro comes back and says, well, okay, I have to admit, I wasn't prepared for the interview.
You weren't prepared for the interview.
Then what kind of a supposed intellectual are you?
Then why the hell do they have you on TV?
What the fell is this?
All Sunni leaders are in the back pockets of Zionists, hence are destroying their own people indirectly.
Baathist nationalists are scum of the earth and were bought off by the Jews in the 50s.
This is a bunch of ghosts.
This is all for the Yinan plan to make greater Israel.
This is a bunch of crap what this is, all right?
Hengami K Shma, Dr. NHeter Kehedellah.
If you're going to donate text to speech, talk to me in America.
Talk to me in American.
2009 Fram Shnaquad Sachde Fact Tramp Iran Iran Iraqi.
You understand?
If you're going to do some text-to-speech to me, you better talk to me in American.
I don't want to hear none of this a la snack bar stuff.
I don't want to hear none of these immigrant languages.
I want to hear American for Christ's sake.
And by the way, Sunni leaders are in the back pockets of Zionists.
No, they're not.
Are you kidding me?
No, they're not.
I mean, the Sunni leaders right now, if you're talking about the Saudi Arabian royal family, is going through a secularization process.
And that's why President Trump is so close to Saudi Arabia at this time.
Prior to bin Solomon becoming king of Saudi Arabia, you had a pro-Wahhabiist kingdom for the past three kingdoms, going back to the 70s, going back to Saeed.
I mean, you understand that this has been a pro-Wahhabiist regime.
Remember, the Saudi Arabians were the ones that funded the Taliban.
The Saudi Arabians were the ones that funded the madrasas in Pakistan.
All right, I mean, I could go on and on.
Now that we have a new kingdom and a kingdom that ghost will pay for 2009, go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your goddamn ass for Christ's sake.
Ghost alien smiling.
Stupid emojis for Christ's sake.
You shovin' up your ass with these stupid emojis, text to speech donations!
Oh Christ, God, shut this stupid...
Shut this stupid...
Stupid emoji garbage up, man.
Now you understand, folks, that right now, down forward punch.
Making it rain on the making it rain on the trolls.
Hey, down forward punch, look at the hater aid that you're about to get in the damn chat room, baby.
Look at the hater aid.
I'm telling you right now, making it fucking digitally rain on you, trolls, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
You can just sit there and be like, I'm pissed off.
I'm a dumb troll.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, like I stated, folks, the Saudi Arabians right now, especially with its new crown prince.
What the hell, if you look closely at the title, this actually is American.
You just don't have the brainpower to actually see what's written in American.
That looks like chicken scratch autism.
And I'm assuming it says Shekel Goblin.
I'm alright.
Okay, great.
Wow.
You can write something.
Wow.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay.
Stupid idiot.
Anyway, Mohamed bin Salman, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, is bringing in a more secular Saudi Arabia.
And that's where this whole Khashoggi murder comes in.
All right.
This whole Kashugi murder.
And let me tell you, if I was crowned Prince Mohammed bin Salman, I would have killed Khashugi too.
All right?
Khashugi was part of that old Wahhabiist sect of Saudi Arabians.
Remember, he was out there during the Russian-Afghan war.
He was CIA connected.
Khashugi was writing articles mesmerizing and galvanizing young people in the Middle East and convincing them to leave their homes in Arabia, in Egypt, in Syria, and go fight jihad out there in Afghanistan.
I have a damn article on Ghost.report extensively, extensively going into detail about this.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and put it in the chat room for you dumbasses who are, you know, I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't, yang, yang, yang, yang, here.
Let me give you the goddamn link, you sarasack of trash.
All right, and it's an extensive article outlining everything about this whole situation with Saudi Arabia, with Khashoggi, etc.
Fake Links and Racist Garbage00:13:54
All right.
So once again, there it is in the chat room.
Take a look at it.
All right.
There it is right there.
Fake link.
Go shove it up your ass.
I got your fake link right here.
And don't forget.
Hey, engineer, do not be afraid to ban these pricks.
You understand me?
Telling you right now.
All right, one more time since these idiots are out here spamming.
There it is right there.
All right.
Extensive showing the rift within the CIA and how Kashugi is in the middle of it.
All right.
So anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Don't listen to these idiots that are saying that the Jews own this and the Jews own.
These are all anti-Semitic pricks.
All right.
These are all anti-Semitic bastards.
Anyway, cheers to Down Forward Punch for the 25 bucks, making it rain on these trolls.
And once again, cheers to M. Cook.
M Cook, let me tell you something right now.
He's always been a great, great fan.
And I know you people are all pissed off that he, you know, donates hundreds of bucks like it ain't nothing.
He's a millionaire, dude.
He's a millionaire.
Death to capitalism.
Ghost will be tossed from the tallest tower.
Oh, okay.
WTC 2.0.
Yeah, whatever, you stupid wannabe jihadist.
All right, just go shove it up your ass.
Let me continue on here because I want to get done with the markets and I want to talk a little bit about cryptocurrency before you stupid dumb idiots from text to speech or text to chat decide to ruin my goddamn broadcast like you've been doing.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on here.
I want to talk about softs here.
Coco, the base for chocolate, it is up 1.22% on the day.
Coffee.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Okay?
Shut up, you stupid hipster.
Coffee is up 0.38%.
Sugar!
Sugar is up, or actually it's down.
It's the only thing down in the softs besides lumber.
It is down 0.75% decrease for sugar.
Orange juice.
What the hell is happening with orange juice, dude?
I have been seeing one, two percent increases every time I cover orange juice.
What the hell is going on here?
Orange juice is up today 5.11% on the day.
Good God.
Good God, baby.
Anyway, we got engineer.
Don't do it.
Engineer, please don't listen to Ghost.
We are your enemy.
Don't listen.
Don't listen to this engineer.
Remember, he beats you before.
Go shove up your ass.
We trolls are your best friends.
I can't believe you are doing this to the engineer.
Get to the market, you shekel goblin.
That's what I'm doing right now, you moron.
I'd buy that.
What the hell is this?
Engineer Takeover Ghost just wants his check.
Shut up.
And stop trying to convince the engineer to do something that he's not ordered to do.
You understand?
I gave him orders.
Not you, sons of bitches.
Not you goddamn sick, twisted, demented internet people.
All right?
I did it.
All right?
And he takes orders from me, not you.
Do you understand that, engineer?
Don't listen to these scumbags.
Don't listen to these damn internet people.
I'm not joking around.
Jesus Christ.
Once again, orange juice.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, Cappy the Great had a great fall.
I'm going to talk about that in a minute.
I'm going to talk about that in a minute.
Y'all just calm down.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Engineer converts to Islam.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
The engineer will never convert to Islam.
I don't even think.
Are you a religious engineer?
Maybe.
All right, he's not very religious, okay?
And why would he be?
You know, I mean, you know, when God was handing out brains, it looks like they gave the engineer a cigar or something.
So anyway, regardless, let me continue going here.
Cotton is up 0.50%.
Lumber is down 2.89%.
Rubber looks like everybody's getting ready for the summertime, baby.
All right, because rubber is up 3.17%.
And I wonder if anybody is even still using prophylactics anymore, for Christ's sake.
We all know that the LGBTQ, they don't like using rubbers.
All right.
They don't like using any kind of protection.
That's why they buy that Travada.
Travada.
Travada.
Buy that for a dollar.
Press E for engineer take.
Shut up.
Don't, don't even think about it, please.
Don't you even think about it.
Anyway, rubber is up 3.17% on the day.
Good God.
Ethanol is up 0.90%.
Livestock, let's get to livestock.
It's starting to bounce back from Monday's falls.
Live cattle is up 0.23%.
Cattle feeder is down 0.16%.
And once again, folks, I want to bring back the hambone movement.
And if you don't know what the hambone movement is, I would like for everybody to understand that America is way too fat.
Now, I'm not saying that you don't have the right to be a little chunky, a little tubby, or whatever.
I'm talking about these gigantuan snorlaxes.
I'm talking about wings of redemption.
Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
When you see these fat, disgusting snorlaxes, all right, riding their hover rounds in a goddamn grocery store, you don't need to go up to them.
You don't need to confront them.
All you've got to do is when you're passing by them, just nonchalantly say, hambo.
That's all you got to say.
All right?
You fat, disgusting, greasy, smelly ass hambane.
Buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost, what are your thoughts on the basic attention token?
It is supported by the Brave Browser.
I am considering dropping $1,000.
Already heavily invested in quantum.
You know something, Doug?
Forward punch?
Bat is a...
I've been talking about bat for a long time.
Hope Trump bombs those dirty Islams in Iran.
Capitalism will come to Iran by ballot or bullet.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, okay?
I'm just, I'm talking about just completely removing the dogmatic Ayatollah and the Muslim revolution, okay?
That's what I'm talking about, all right?
Can you shut up?
NGs should unionize.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't.
Look, this is Texas.
This is an at-will work state.
There ain't no unions out here in Texas, all right, boy?
All right, there ain't no goddamn you.
There ain't no unions out here.
All right?
There ain't no goddamn unions out here, for Christ's sake, man.
There ain't no goddamn unions.
So don't sit here and try to, oh, you gotta unionize.
Hey, ghost, which Democrat candidate is the best matchup against Trump the Great?
None of them.
I don't think none of them have a chance in hell.
I mean, each and every one of these Democrats, how many are there?
There are almost 30 Democrats running for the damn presidency.
Can you believe this?
And all of them are trying to grovel and apologize.
Did you hear Beta O'Rourke on the View the other day?
I have had white privilege in my life, and I'm ashamed of it.
I mean, are you fucking, are you kidding me?
You think that you're going to win a presidency groveling like a piece of trash?
Oh, my God.
And what do we got?
We got creepy Joe Biden.
Creepy Joe Biden, for Christ's sake, who likes to fondle people on live TV, no less.
On live goddamn TV.
Anyway, down forward punch.
I think BAT, basic attention coin, is a great coin to invest in.
They actually have a product and a way to be able to use and integrate their cryptocurrency in that product, and that's the Brave Browser.
All right, that's the Brave browser right there.
And in my opinion, I think that they're way ahead of everybody as it relates to the monetization of content without having to be under the overlords of advertising.
Coffee is American because the founding fathers drunk it while they were boycotting British tea.
Coffee is superior to British faggot tea sipping.
What are you talking about?
Having said that, I'm glad Trump is tossing corrupt Dems in prison.
Death to the DNC.
Well, I could agree to that.
I can agree.
Throw them in prison, baby.
Spasovo Toberi Suza, Sotrednist, Volhema.
What the hell is this?
And is this Ruski?
So you're speaking to me in Russians for Christ's sake.
Biden, 303, Trump, 235 and 20, meme magic come to...
Yeah, you're going to have a chance in hell.
All right.
All of the Shekel goblins are moving to Texas now.
Y'all hear?
Why?
Because Ice Poseidon's in Texas?
Is that why you're saying that?
Is that why you're saying that?
Engineer is Thomas Albin's mentally deficient younger brother who he has abused since a young age.
Just shut up.
NG's Stockholm syndrome will break rounds.
Can you please share a new story of a wheelchair-bound boomer found murdered in his trailer?
Fat.
All right, shut.
Just shut up.
All right, I'm moving on.
Anyway, once again, if you see a fat ass, wings of redemption-looking son of a bitch at a goddamn grocery store, don't confront him.
Don't go out there and talk garbage to him.
You're the one always saying you're in a hole for those pesos.
You talk American down there in Texas, boy.
I'm talking American.
Hey, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, don't sit there and talk garbage about me, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you want to know what really, really fat is?
If you can't see, if you look down and you can't see your penis, all right?
What is this saying?
Repeat after me.
What is the saying?
If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes.
All right?
If you can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at lean hogs.
Lean hogs is up 2.08% on the damn day.
And that's the stock and commodities markets for your ass.
All right.
Now, let's get to the cryptocurrency market.
told you sons of bitches texas now full of new mullahs like ghosts oh go shove it up your i'm not no new male all right i'm a man baby what are you talking about buy that for a dollar nigga let man why why donate and say that racist crap why the hell donate and say that racist garbage i happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black For the pesos, I am a pendiho.
Ghost quotes.
For them pesos, I'm a pandejo.
You fucking, you son of a bitch.
You guys are sons of bitches, dude.
All right, listen.
Stop with a text-to-speech here, okay?
I want everybody to understand when every when the cryptocurrency was down, everybody was saying, oh, ghost, what about cryptocurrency?
It's a scam.
And it's a scam.
And I told you that the reason that we're seeing low prices in cryptocurrency is, first of all, the dollar is valuable because the Federal Reserve raised interest rates in a dramatic fashion.
So that means that the value of the dollar is up.
And if you're going to pair, if you're going to pair the U.S. dollar with cryptocurrencies, of course, the cryptocurrency is going to be a low price.
Secondly, we needed to have more people participate in the market.
And I had been saying for a long time that what we were waiting for as crypto investors is the integration of cryptocurrency trading with traditional stock trading platforms.
All right.
Gringhost, Gringhost, stupid idiot.
All right.
Listen, okay.
The bottom line is now that we've seen cryptocurrency trading integrated with stock trading platforms, that's why we have a whole new market.
That's why you're seeing volume just exponentially go up the roof in this cryptocurrency market.
And that's what we've been waiting for.
Everybody in the inner circle is heel kicking because that's what we've been waiting for, baby.
And not to mention, if you didn't get yourself some cryptocurrency when the damn market capitalization of the entire market was $110 billion, then I don't know what the hell to tell you.
I don't know what the hell to tell you.
For the shekels, I'm a sheath heel.
For the shekels, I'm a shitheel.
Is that what you just said?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Qtim is breaking out as we speak.
Thank you, ghosts.
We will be dying.
I'm saying it, dude.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, you know, you son of a bitch.
Look, the bottom line is, I told you so.
I told all of you so.
And I hope that everybody out there who is collecting cryptocurrency via a mining contract or they've got a mining set up in their damn home or they're trading it.
I hope that you realize.
Qtim Breaking Out as We Speak00:15:08
All right.
I hope that you all realize that cryptocurrency was the, what's the place to go?
I mean, look at the fucking markets.
Look at it now.
Look at the market cap.
The market cap right now is $263 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market.
I mean, take a look at these fucking prices, man.
Good God.
Now, Bitcoin, it's finally starting to level off, in my opinion.
Bitcoin is only up 3.14% right now.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Educate yourself, ghosts.
All right.
I'll get to the 12 buckers right after I get done with the goddamn markets.
Can you calm down?
All right.
Now, did you see Ethereum, folks?
Did you see Ethereum?
What is this?
Did you see Sunday's Game of Thrones?
I can't believe Khaleesi burned down King's Landing with her dragon.
I don't watch this.
I don't know what shit in 2020.
All right.
Don't watch fantasy shit, okay?
All right, I don't watch fantasy garbage.
I mean, I'm sick of all this infatuation with people and fantasy.
Oh, I want to watch Marvel Comics and I want to watch this and you know, I just don't watch that garbage.
All right, I ain't got time for that.
Okay, I ain't got time for that.
So, all of you that are watching Game of Thrones, that's why you're pieces of trash, and I'm a capitalist, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, Ghost, I'm Bac Man.
Got an AA bad motorcycle action.
Shit, that's horrible.
Fucked me up pretty good, but made it.
Begun my chem engineering studies and didn't need a loan to pay for it.
Hey, cheers to that TN Apostle, man.
And look, I hope that everything's okay with you.
Believe me, man, getting into a motorcycle is a big deal.
Mrs. Ghost will not allow me to get a motorcycle.
Okay, it's one of the few things that she's like, no.
And I don't blame her.
I don't blame her.
It's a little dangerous.
You know, I mean, that's the whole element of riding a motorcycle is a little element of danger.
But TN Apostle, I hope everything's going good with you, man.
I hope that everything's great.
And I hope that you mend well and everything's all good, man.
So cheers to you.
And you're damn right.
You make dollars, baby.
You make dollars.
That's why you don't have to go and take out a loan for any kind of extracurricular education, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And shut up in the chat room, man, saying I'm being cucked by a woman because I won't get a motorcycle.
I don't want a motorcycle for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
For Christ, I mean, you guys are sitting over here telling me because I love my wife and I care about what she has to say.
She cares about my well-being that I'm being cucked for Christ's sake.
The hell are you talking about, man?
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not getting cucked, you idiot.
I got a fucking wife that loves me.
All right.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
Wish it was worse.
Are you fucking talking about TN Apostle, you goddamn heartless fucking troll?
Are you kidding me?
Wish it was worse.
Oh, Christ, dude.
Anyway, thanks, TN Apostle.
I hope everything's going good.
Don't let these fucking trolls piss you off.
They piss me off all the time, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, did y'all see Ethereum?
It is up 21.06% on the day today.
All right.
I mean, can we continue?
I mean, we got Ethereum Classic up 24.61% today.
I mean, are you looking at that?
Dash is up 10.01% today.
Zcash is up 16.10% today.
Basic Attention Coin is up 13.73% today.
Olympic Track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
Man, that's a horrible joke, dude.
You know, you people that donate and that post these racist jokes, this is disgusting, man.
I mean, how the hell can you people sleep at night being this goddamn racist for Christ's sake?
I'm not even joking around.
This is beyond racist, and that's enough of these goddamn racist jokes, dude.
All right, Jesus Christ, you people.
Quantum!
Quantum is up 20.13% today.
You understanding?
I mean, if you don't have a piece of this cryptocurrency market, you're an idiot.
All right?
Motorcycle riders should get their head crushed by the cars that hit them.
Fucking speedbacks.
Son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
These nuts are up 69% today.
You shut up, asshole.
Who the hell donated that?
Who the hell donated that crap?
These nuts are up 69% today.
You fucking asshole.
All right, look, that's enough.
That's enough, okay?
Let me get to some of these fucking 12 buckers.
All right, I got a whole pile of these damn 12 buckers I got to do because these sons of bitches think they're so goddamn cute Jesus Christ.
All right, Diablo over here.
Let's start with him.
All right, he wanted this to be played.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I gotta view it first because I don't know.
But we have gotta oh, Christ.
Is this some gameplay?
This is some gameplay or something.
What is this, Diablo?
What is this?
What is this?
You donated 12 bucks for me to watch this.
What is this?
Repair those motherfuckers.
How do you think?
Less than 20 seconds, you little helium sucking.
He's up scared.
Set this fucking shit up.
I'm not gonna tell you again.
You put your fucking power ranger PJs on them.
What the hell?
America Nesa Cita Vir el Sergimiento de la Segunda República de Grande.
Can you shut up?
Talk to me.
Damn America.
Talk to me in America, man.
What?
What the hell is that?
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
Move the trees closer together.
Oh, jeez.
Dude, are you kidding me with these racist jokes?
Who the hell is doing this?
Who the hell's doing that?
Cut it out.
Cut it the hell out, man.
Here, I'm going to play the rest of this for Diablo, and then we're moving on.
Enough of the goddamn racist jokes.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Enough.
Put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
Oh, boy!
And you gotta watch out!
Here they're going!
Here they fucking come!
We gotta watch out!
They are coming for us!
They're coming for us!
Getting a coin to try!
Watch out!
I need a regroup!
Regroup, fat guy!
Regroup!
First point is pivotal!
Hold it!
Get that there, B2, you fat-shaped beats up!
Good!
The fact that you let these blues under 50-00-0!
And you all wonder why I don't play video games, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you want me to affiliate with dumb jerk nuts like this?
Jesus Christ, man.
That's the gaming world, though, huh?
That's the gaming world.
Two 12-bucker radio.
Go shove it up your.
Hey, hey, these idiots are donating.
Look at Ard Hammond over here.
He's donating over here.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
This is some kind of a...
What did you do now?
What did you do now, Ard Hammond, you piece of crap?
Oh, you fucking piece of trash.
Look at what this dumbass did.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Is this what you do, Ard Hammond, when you're bored, for Christ's sake?
Huh?
Look at this.
Ah, nah, you son of a bitch.
That's horrible, man.
Leave Dimebad Daryl alone, man.
Leave Dimebag Daryl alone.
And by the way, enough of this Pantera crap, man.
Y'all people have ruined Pantera for me, man.
You people have ruined it.
And you just keep fucking, you keep twisting the knife, dude.
You keep twisting the knife in me.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people.
Fuck you, Ard Hammond.
All right.
How about that?
Go shove it up, your fat portly ass.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Enough with Dimebag there.
Leave Dimebag Daryl alone, man.
Rest in peace, Dimebag Daryl.
All right?
Rest in peace, Dimebag Daryl, all right?
Anyway, Diablo again, Diablo!
Diablo again!
Anyway, he said, I like Castlevania 2, right?
Here's something I like, alright?
What is this?
Not this idiot.
Please, not this moron.
Not this idiot.
This game sucks.
Castlevania 1 and 3 are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania 2, Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight.
What are you talking about?
This is a badass game, you stupid dumb gamer nerd.
And I'm tired of this.
I hate this dude.
This guy, whoever the hell this guy is, this guy's a piece of trash.
All right?
This guy is a dumb piece of garbage, for Christ's sake.
What a piece of trash.
Dime got shot, LOL.
God, go shove it up, your ass, alright?
What are you gonna say?
What are you gonna say, you four-eyed, stupid, freaking horse-mouth freak?
What the hell are you gonna say?
Seems like a pretty decent game.
A little different from the first in the series, but that's okay.
Jesus Christ.
What?
Thanks for covering the cryptocurrency markets today and yesterday.
Up over two grand in just two days, dollar, bill, y'all.
You're damn right.
Ice cap, part of the inner circle.
I told you.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
How do you come up with this racist crap?
How do you come up with this racist garbage, man?
I mean, good God!
I can't believe you people.
Who's doing this?
Who the hell is doing this?
What kind of a racist Grand Dragon Ku Klux Klan son of a bitch is doing this?
Oh my god.
Look, put it on the goddamn PC shot.
I want to hear what this idiot says about Castlevania 2.
This is a great game.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
And whoever's donating those damn racist text to speeches, stop and stop it now.
Play the damn thing.
Zelda 2 was different from the first.
Mario 2 was different, but they were all good.
The first thing that's strikingly different is the fact that you have to go through towns, talk to people, and buy stuff.
Never really minded that.
It makes it a little more like an adventure story, and it's kind of like Zelda.
So that's okay.
But the first problem comes in when it changes from day to night.
Day to night?
That's the hard part of the game, you stupid, dumb, idiot, four-eyed, fucking horse-mouth nerd.
Why does this need to happen so often?
Like every five minutes?
Why does it take so long?
Nobody feels.
All right, shut this stupid idiot up.
I fucking hate this moron.
All right?
Fucking hate this moron.
This guy should be fucking beating the head with his damn Nintendo, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Ah, Jesus, man.
Don't.
Listen, just because I'm covering these 12 buckers that these sons of bitches did here, I mean, the stock market is on sale, so I want to tell your listeners that now it's time to buy.
I recommend the SPY SP 500 ETF.
Buy and hold that for years.
If you like dividends, there's SPYD, which is SP, but for high-dividend blue chip stocks.
Well, that's Ashley.
She's giving some 411.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What the fuck?
Who's doing this?
Who the hell's donating and fucking doing these goddamn racist jokes, man?
They're racist, man.
This is fucking racist.
Oh, God.
Is racist, dude.
I can't believe you people are doing this.
Can you all stop doing racist jokes, okay?
For Christ's sake, stop doing the racist jokes, please.
I mean, there's nothing funny about it.
Even though these sons of bitches in the chat room think it's so cute, it's not fucking funny, all right?
This is not funny anyway.
Let me get to these 12 buckers and get them over with for Christ.
How many more do I got?
One, two, three, four, five, I think six.
All right, good.
That's seven, seven, or you eight.
Jesus Christ.
Stop piling these up on me, dude.
I don't want to do this the whole show.
All right?
I don't want to do this the whole show.
Paul can't walk.
What the hell are you talking?
What the hell is your excuse?
Chinese kid.
Hold on.
That's another one.
Hold on.
No, no.
Chinese kid was born before the due date.
Parents named him Suddenly.
Where the fuck are you coming up with this crap?
Suddenly?
Jesus Christ.
Paul and Ghost Can't Walk.
What does teeth and people have in common?
Most are yellow.
Everyone likes the white ones.
And the black ones are broke and don't work.
Oh, fucking.
Can you all stop this shit?
Can you all stop the goddamn racist jokes?
This is not funny.
All right?
This is insensitive.
And I can't believe you people would do this.
I can't believe you people.
For Christ's sake, man.
Suddenly, you sick bastard.
All right, let's go to the next goddamn 12-bucker.
You people are obligating me to watch your stupid YouTube videos up in here.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.
They just beat the room for being black.
Oh, Jesus fucking.
Can you all please stop?
Stop this racist crap, dude.
All right, stop the racist jokes.
This is not fucking funny.
This is not funny.
All right.
Stop The Racist Jokes00:16:12
Jesus Christ, man.
This is not freaking funny.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people.
Anyway, look, I got to get to these rest of these 12 buckers over here.
The next one was requested and paid for by the Circle of Life, okay?
And shut up and stop laughing in the chat room.
This next one was requested by somebody named the Circle of Life.
All right, go ahead.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
The circle of life.
The fucking Lion King.
The Lion King?
Are you kidding me?
Shut this from the Circle of Life.
What the hell's wrong with you people today, dude?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
I mean, what is this?
Macabre Day?
Oh, yeah, you know what?
I forgot.
We got a blue moon coming up.
That's right.
I completely forgot about that shit.
That's right.
May 18th, we're going to have a full blue moon in the sky.
I think this has a little something to do with it, man.
I think this has a little something to do with it.
What the hell's wrong with you people, for Christ's sake?
And who is it?
Stevie Ray gone.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?
Not only that.
So they can have something to unwrap.
Q, why don't black people take free cruises?
Oh my god.
Because they aren't falling for that one again.
What do you call a bus for only Lantinos?
Immigration enforcement.
Man, enough of the racist jokes!
What do black people and apples have in common?
They both look good hanging from trees.
Oh, dude, that's not funny, dude.
That's not fucking funny, man.
What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
Their criminal record.
What the fuck, man?
What the actual fuck?
Stop doing this!
Stop doing this!
And goddammit, everybody in the chat room!
Stop laughing!
Stop laughing at this!
What do people and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones.
What the f- Where is this coming from?
Where is this coming from?
Why are monkeys so angry?
Cause they knew in 5,000 years they would be niggers.
Alright, look, that's not fun.
That's enough, guys.
Seriously, that's a goddamn nuff.
That's enough, for heaven's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, how the hell can this is fucking disgusting, dude?
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not joking.
Shut up or I'm, you're going to fucking get it.
Anybody who's laughing at these racist donations, you're gonna fucking get it.
I'm not joking around.
It's not funny.
All right, assholes.
It's not freaking funny.
I buy that for a dollar.
What do you call a bunch of black people in an elevator?
A box of chocolate.
Man, give me a fucking- Can you stop?
Can you stop?
Why do Jewish people love air?
Because it's free.
All right, look, that's enough.
All right, everybody, that's enough.
Stop doing this shit.
Stop donating racism, alright?
I'm not kidding around.
Stop doing this garbage.
And all of you sons of bitches in the chat room laughing at this, you all shut the fuck up.
Alright?
Shut up!
You are racist.
There's something wrong with you people, and I can't believe that you people find this funny.
Alright?
I happen to have a home...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What do you call 400 Texans at Goliad?
Mexican Army Target Practice.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Don't you dare talk about the Texas martyrs and stop being racist.
Stop being goddamn racist, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm going to put chat room martial law on you, sons of bitches, if you keep laughing.
Do you understand me, boy?
I'm not going to warn you, sons of bitches in the chat room again.
I'm not going to warn you, sons of bitches in the chat room again.
You keep laughing at these racist text-to-speech jokes.
I'm going to put you all in the goddamn woodshed.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to look at these $12 donations that obligate me to look at their videos.
What do you call a Texan radio host in a wheelchair?
Ghost.
Fucking fuck you.
Alright, I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
Go shove up your ass.
I don't have any more jokes.
A nigger stole them all.
Listen, that's enough.
All right?
That's a goddamn enough of this damn stupid racism, man.
I'm the melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
And you, sons of- Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not fucking joking with you people in the fucking chat room, man.
I'm not joking.
Ghost, we are concerned about you.
Can you please unban the meme magicians?
What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A kit cat.
You want me to unban you, you son of a bitch, and you do something like that?
How do you know an Asian's just robbed your house?
Your homework is done and he's still trying to get out with your car.
Oh, good God, you son of a damn racist son of a bitch!
Shut the fuck up with the racism and shape it!
Shut up!
Shut up, you fucking troll bastard!
Shut up!
Shut up!
For Christ's sake, shut up!
I happen to have slaves that happen to be like, shut up, man!
What do you call an automatic car that wants to be a manual?
A car with tranny problems.
Oh, God.
Now y'all are going towards the LGBTQ now?
Huh?
First, you go for the racist garbage.
Now you're going for the homophobic garbage now.
And I'm warning you!
Shut up in the chat room, man!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
I can't believe you sons of bitches did this.
I can't believe you did this.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not kidding.
If y'all keep laughing.
Warner Brothers did it better.
All right, Zach Snyder.
Look, stop with the $12 donos, too.
Listen, I'm warning you people in the chat room.
If you continue laughing at these jokes, I'm implementing chat room martial law.
How do you starve a niggers?
Hide their food stamps in their work boots.
Oh, jeez.
Listen, stop with the fucking racist text-to-speech, man.
I do not condone this, and I think this is disgusting.
All right?
I think this is disgusting, and I can't believe you people can sleep at night.
Like, I can't believe you sleep at night.
What's the difference between a wheelchair and a toilet?
Nothing in Ghost Studio.
Fuck you, alright?
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
I'm sick of tired of you idiots saying that.
And listen, I'm not joking, you son of a bitches in the chat room.
You continue to laugh at these racist jokes.
I'll implement chat room martial law.
All right?
Ghost, I was hospitalized today for food poisoning, dizziness, vomiting, and cold sweats.
And I still found time to buy $100 worth of quantum.
These kids need to ask themselves what their own priorities are.
Happy Crypto Wednesday.
Hey, cheers to that.
I mean, cheers to that.
Cheers to that.
San Jacinto was a war crime.
Don't try to rewrite Texas history, you piece of trash.
All right, don't you dare.
Q, what's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A. Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you.
I mean, is this what this is becoming to now?
This is fucking racism all night long on the damn text-to-speech.
Is this what the hell this is gonna be?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
TTS issue, not chat, shekel.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean for Christ's sake?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
One, two, three, four.
How many niggers in my store?
Just one.
Can you stop this shit?
I'm warning you all.
I'm warning you all.
Stop this garbage.
And you people in the chat room better stop laughing.
Or I'm not joking.
I'm going to implement chat room martial law and you people are going to fucking piss and moan about it.
All right?
You people are going to piss and moan about it.
You're going to flap your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage to me when I'm telling you to shut up.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You ain't going to laugh.
You ain't going to be laughing when I implement chat room martial law.
No, nigger.
You fucking piece of car.
You're a piece of crap.
You racist pieces of garbage, man.
My Jewish friend has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them.
I saw the swear jar.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Eat my ass faggot.
Shut the fuck up.
Are you the one donating these racist jokes?
Billy F. You, is that you?
Whoever the hell it is, you're in fucking hot water with me.
I'm telling you that right goddamn now You all are in hot goddamn water and same with you sons of bitches in the chat room if you don't think I'll implement chat room martial law try How do you know if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam when the generals would yell get down they would all start dancing oh my god stop What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?
Wanna buy some candy?
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
A Boy Scout comes back from his camp.
What the fuck?
Where are y'all coming up with this shit?
Where are you coming up with this racism?
And why?
Why do you all think it's funny?
I mean, good God.
I buy that.
Good God.
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A dustpan?
Alright, look, that's enough, dude.
Seriously, this is enough.
That's enough.
I used to think that the Bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.
Man, you guys are fucking pieces of crap.
You know that?
You guys are pieces of trap.
Crap, excuse me.
You see, you got me tongue-tied.
You got me stumbling and mumbling over my own tongue because you people are so racist and I'm in fucking awe.
I'm in fucking awe at your racism right now, man.
I mean, I thought I was going to have a decent goddamn show for Christ's sake.
And, you know, no, here we go.
Here we go.
And shut up.
That wasn't a Freudian slip.
No, shove it up, your ass.
That was no goddamn Freudian slip.
And let me tell you, if you think that I'm empty-threading, if you don't think that I'll implement chat room martial law on you sons of bitches, you just try me.
You just try me.
Jesus Christ, look, I gotta get to these 12 buckers here, man.
These goddamn 12 buckers are piling up for Christ's sake.
This one is by Jackler.
What is it?
Hold on, what is it?
Hold on, hold on.
Why do they put the cotton ball in the medicine bottle?
To remind the niggers that they were picking cotton before they were selling drugs.
What the fuck?
Where are y'all coming up with this shit?
And why?
Why do you know these racist jokes, dude?
Why?
Why do you know this racist crap?
Blow it out, your ass.
Jew, if it's white is alright.
If it's black, send it back.
Nigga.
Jesus Christ.
Good God, dude.
What does a Jewish golfer yell?
350.
Listen, I need for y'all to stop doing this racist crap.
Seriously.
12 days.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, folks, I'm not kidding around.
I'm going to have to take...
What?
A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features, and an African man with a small cockwalk into a bar and a Jew says, drinks are on me.
Oh, Jesus, man.
I mean, what the f- What am I- What am I supposed to say to this crap?
What am I supposed to say to all this blatant racism that is happening on text-to-speech?
What the hell am I supposed to say to that?
I mean, you people are sick, racist, chicken-eating, changing table-licking pieces of garbage.
I didn't go to Vietnam and lose a leg to put up with this shit, but you have both your legs, like I said.
I did not go to Vietnam and lose a leg.
Stop, please.
Can you all just shut up and let me do my broadcast?
All right, isn't that what y'all wanted?
Huh?
Isn't that what y'all wanted?
Y'all want me to do my goddamn broadcast?
And now y'all are sitting over here making my show look like some kind of a goddamn disgusting two-bit daily stormer.
All right, stop the racism.
I want to put it on record that I do not condone this racism.
Do you understand me?
I do not condone this racism.
These people are sick.
These people are twisted.
What do you call it when ghost is drunk in public?
Driving under the influence.
Oh, shut up.
I don't drink and drive.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right?
All right, I don't drink and drive.
I might spill something for Christ's sake.
So don't sit over there and try to, you know, try to sit over here and make some false indictments against me, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Don't you dare.
And as a matter of fact, since you people are talking about alcohol, since all of you are talking about alcohol, I guess it's about that time, isn't it, huh?
You know what time it is.
Everybody knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right.
Amidst all this racism on text-to-speech, it's time for some more beer for Christ's sake.
Go ahead and give me a damn beer.
Ah, Christ.
Here's another one.
What's the difference between Twitter and Vietnam?
Trump would never dodge a Twitter war.
Oh, you fucking piece of crap.
Don't you dare.
That's my president you're talking about right there.
That's my president you're talking about right there.
Q, how do Asian parents name their kids?
They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise bing ling wada ling ling.
Man, this is this is listen.
This is horrible.
This is horrible racism that's going on in text-to-speech.
I want to put it once again on record that I do not condone this, okay?
These people are sick.
These people are twisted and I don't understand how they sleep at night.
Goddamn blue ball blowing, taint-tonguing, sweaty sock-sucking, anal object aficionado loving, Cincinnati bow tie receiving, dirty Sanchez loving, rusty trombone playing piece of scat loving trash.
Condemning Racism in TTS00:14:41
Enough!
All right, I've had enough.
All right, let me get a goddamn beer going on for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, it's the only way that I can do this broadcast and palette, you sick sons of bitches.
You're all a bunch of sick, twisted internet people that are racist.
And I'm tired of it, man.
I'm sick and tired of it.
All right, y'all better calm your asses down.
And anybody in the chat room that I'm not even kidding, all right?
All right, I'm not even kidding.
Any of y'all in the chat room that are laughing, just try me.
I'll fucking implement chat room martial law, you piece of trash, all right, son of a bitch.
Anyway, look, I gotta get to these $12 donations that obligate me to watch a YouTube video, all right?
So this next one is by Jackler.
Supposedly, it's some kind of a god.
What the fuck?
Why do black people call each other brothers?
Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Circumcision is popular because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not at least 15% off.
Also, killing 605 sleeping Mexicans at San Jack is a war crime.
Can you all stop this crap?
Please stop.
How do you know if a Korean robbed you?
Your homework is done and the dog's gone.
And the dog's gone.
And the dog's patiently waiting.
Hey ghost, hope your week is going well.
Just got a massive stock payout.
Going to drink a shot of silver tequila to celebrate.
I heard you.
Join me for a shot, brother.
Hope your night kicks ass and hope these racist trolls stop this awful shit.
I appreciate that patiently waiting.
You're damn right.
That's patiently waiting right there.
Cheers to patiently waiting.
What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?
A park bench can support a family.
Oh, you dumb.
Are you fucking kidding me with this garbage?
Are you kidding me with this garbage?
Stop the racism!
What does ghost and a Dalek have in common?
They both can't go up the stairs.
Go shove it up, your ass, please, and shut up!
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart?
A dart?
Look, that's enough of these goddamn freaking, these disgusting, goddamn racist fucking jokes, okay?
Please stop.
Please, goddamn, stop, alright?
This is enough!
And damn it, shut up in the chat room.
I'm not joking with you, stupid losers.
If you continue to laugh at these racist jokes, I will put fucking chat room martial law, and then you stupid, sorry sacks of crap will really have something to complain about.
Anyway, I want to say cheers first and foremost to patiently waiting.
All right, and who else?
Oh, yeah, M. Cook in the house.
All right.
Down forward, punch.
They're in the house.
Cheers to you guys, man.
I can't believe you sons of bitches, man.
I can't believe you, you pieces of trash.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Now, I've got to get to these $12 donations that obligate me to watch your stupid YouTube video.
So let me get to this crap, alright?
Now, as I stated, this video was donated by the Jackler.
He's claiming that he's going to apologize.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell kind of troll is up this idiot's sleeve.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on and see what the hell this is all about.
Go ahead and play it.
Hello there, Ghost.
I wanted to take this time to sit down and be a bit more serious.
Oh, yeah.
And have a chat with you.
Uh-huh.
I wanted to apologize.
A little over four months now.
I've been trolling you.
Yeah.
And I thought right now would be the perfect time to apologize to you.
Oh, really?
Not just for the trolling, but also for all of the streams that I've done, all the trolling videos, everything that I've done.
So on behalf of myself, the trolls, the outer circle, I'm sorry.
Bitch, ain't no jackal seeing you every day.
Oh, my God.
My last hour is going to be a little bit more damage.
Hold on, hold on.
You actually use this fruiter?
You actually use this fruiter.
What the hell is his name?
You know.
You know, takes a vibrator in his ass spy, or what the hell is this guy's name?
You actually use this fruiter as a means of trolling?
That just goes to show you what team you're playing on there, Jackler.
Huh?
Huh?
No wonder.
I heard you got a goddamn foot fetish, for Christ's sake.
Is it because you want a foot in your goddamn limey shit funnel?
You stupid wannabe goddamn V for Vendetta son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
Give me a break.
What else is this?
Oh, you know, well, I'm Jackla, and I'm sorry.
I want to tell you, ghost, that I'm sorry for being here and sticking, you know, you foot up my ass.
And, you know, I like gay YouTube streamers.
I like gay YouTube streamers.
And this is what I'm going to do.
Yes, I am.
This is how much engagement made so far.
This is how much avatars.
This is the one that gotta be.
Okay, this guy.
Just the opinion!
Have you already seen that game?
See it a second time.
Have you seen that game twice?
All right, we get it.
Yeah, you know what, Jekyller?
I don't know if you thought this was gonna get laughs.
I don't know if you thought this was funny.
All right, but give me a break.
All right, give me a break.
I mean, that was lamer than Brexit.
All right?
How can you tell if your son is gay, if his dick tastes like shit?
Oh, man, that's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing.
There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
Man, look, that's enough of these.
Seriously, this is getting way too racist.
This is just getting way too racist.
And I mean, all you people that are donating these racist jokes, man, please stop.
All right.
I want to put it on record once again that I do not condone this racist trash.
You're, you know, seriously, you're getting, this is horrible.
All right, go back to the drawing board.
You know, stop hanging around tards like Captain Autism and Ard Hammond.
Stop hanging around those tards.
It's rubbing off.
All right, this is my dark meme magician girl.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Olympic liars!
Chicken shit bureaucrats!
24-7 internet spewer!
Trivia celebrity.
What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?
Food.
How do you start an African rave?
Put food on the ceiling.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Let me see the rest of this.
Fuck American pride.
Fuck the media.
Fuck all of it.
America's diseased.
Rotten to the core.
Oh, man.
There's no saving it.
We need to pull it up by the roots.
Wipe the slate clean.
Burn it down.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty good little meme video right there.
I'm telling you, that's my president.
And let me tell you, we may see another Hillary Clinton run.
Have you heard that Hillary is in Iowa and New Hampshire giving speeches, trying to feel out whether or not she has the viability to become president again?
What is red and pink and can't turn around in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, now that's macabre.
That isn't.
Now y'all are getting macabre.
Y'all went from racist to homophobic to now y'all are just being macabre for Christ's sake, man.
Jeez.
All right.
Let me move on.
I got a couple more of these 12 buckers I got to do here obligating me to watch these YouTube videos.
Funny Valentine.
Funny Valentine requested this one.
What is this?
Funny Valentine?
Pylon.
No.
No.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
What is this shit?
What is this?
We've got pylon sprayer graffiti.
Hold on.
What the hell is going on?
Funny Valentine.
Who the hell are you?
It's not funny.
All right, get this shit out of it.
This is not funny, you piece of trash.
All right, and I don't appreciate you people correlating me with Alex Jones.
I am not Alex Jones, you son of a bitch, all right?
I mean, is that what y'all want to listen to?
Is that it?
I mean, y'all want to listen to Alex Jones?
Hey, hey, I'm Alex Jones here, and what I'd like for each and every one of you to do is stop doing the races.
How do you castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Have you seen Endgame yet?
You really need to see Endgame.
If you have seen Endgame, just go watch it again.
I don't care about Endgame.
Why have you not seen Endgame yet?
Because I'm not a loser.
Stupid.
I'm not a goddamn loser, all right?
And by the way, if you want to hear Alex Jones, is that it?
Y'all wish this was Info Wars or something?
Hey, I want all of you right now to know that I'm Alex Jones, and I want each and every one of you out there to take the Super Male Vitality so I can give you the big ass boner and protect you from the reptilian lizard aids that you can get from getting done by trammies and my filters.
My filters!
What's even better than sex with 35-year-olds?
Sex with 31 five-year-olds.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm going to report you to the fucking cyber police with that one.
You understand that?
I'm reporting this son of a bitch to the cyber police.
And let me tell you something.
Consequences will never be the same.
I'm not even kidding around.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Not even joking.
I'm turning that son of a bitch into the cyber police.
All right, let's continue here.
I mean, I got a couple more of these for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what is what now?
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Oh, God.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
This is getting gross.
See, it went from racist to homophobic to now it's macabre.
All right?
And let me tell you, if you don't think that I'll do it, I backtraced it.
All right?
I backtraced it.
And I know who you are.
Okay?
And I'm going to call the cyber police.
And like I said, consequences will never be the same.
You done goofed.
All right?
You done goofed.
Jesus Christ.
What now?
What now?
Why don't you like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
What?
What?
What the fuck did that mean?
I don't even know what that meant.
A message to go.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here we go again.
A message to go.
All right.
Here's another goddamn video that I've got to play because somebody donated 12 bucks and obligated me to fucking play their YouTube video.
All right.
This is Thanks Ghosty Woasty.
All right.
Two for one.
That's, you know, I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Two videos for one?
I'm not playing both of these videos.
What are you talking about?
What do you think?
This isn't a fucking swap meet.
This isn't a fucking flea market where you can be like, I tell you what I'm going to do, okay?
I'll give you $12.
You play two of my videos instead of one.
How about it?
Put it there, pal.
Fuck you.
I'm playing one of them, and that's it.
I'm playing one of them, and that's it.
If you don't allow you, go shove it up your ass.
All right, go ahead and play one of these.
What is this?
Two for one.
Two for one.
I got your two for one.
What the hell is this?
Two for one.
Oh, not again.
Niaster two for one.
What the hell is this?
Not this stupid card again.
Not again.
Niaster two for one.
What the hell is this?
Get away from my own show.
What the hell are you doing?
You will fucking get away from my own brain.
Get away!
My own gods!
Terrible in!
Get away!
My own god!
I'm away in trouble!
I'm away!
I'm away in trouble!
I'm doing every goddamn deal!
I'm gonna do this!
I'm gonna goddamn it!
Gender Reveal Party Chaos00:04:06
I'm doing how it goddamn feels!
All right, turn it off!
Turn it off!
Turn it the hell off!
Yeah, real funny, two for one.
Yeah, real real funny asshole.
Two for one.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, folks, I mean, this is it right here.
This is, I mean, I thought these people were pissed that all you do is you do this and you just you just keep doing $12 and you keep doing the Texas beating.
And listen, this is what they're doing.
This is what they're goddamn doing, for Christ's sake, man.
What a fucking Wednesday.
I'm telling you, what a goddamn Wednesday.
I thought we were going to have a serious broadcast.
I was going to talk about how the Democrats are in deep doo-doo and how leftists are triggering.
Buy that for a dollar.
Oh, Jesus.
No, no more 12 buckers, please, man.
Stop obligating me to watch your goddamn YouTube videos.
I'm sick of this crap, all right?
Seriously.
I'm sick of this garbage.
I got to do another one here.
Who the hell did this one?
Love Trump's hate.
What?
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees?
One baby stapled to 10 trees.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Another macabre joke?
Is that it?
Another goddamn macabre joke?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
TTS enabler.
What the hell does that mean?
All right.
What the hell does that mean?
I keep telling you that the Textist speech creates the interactivity with the show, you morons.
But you don't understand that.
You people are just going to sit here and continue to make false indictments and talk all kinds of garbage against me and all this other crap.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now, this next video was donated by Love Trump's Hate.
All right.
love Trump say I can only oh Jesus I know what this is.
Before we get to this video, I got to have a drink.
I mean, this is just too much.
All right?
All right.
This is just too much.
give me my drink all right Here we go.
Watch.
Ghost face review.
Ah, geez, shut up, please.
All right.
This one was donated by Love Trump's Hate.
Here it is.
Look at this.
Remember this?
You remember this?
Hey there, friends.
Welcome to Queer Kid Stuff.
I'm Lindsay.
And I'm Teddy.
All right, grown-ups.
We're doing a mini-series of Queer Kid Stuff episodes just for you.
Queer kid stuff.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this exists.
And this is geared towards children.
Are you kidding me?
Ready?
Okay.
Today, we're talking about gender reveal.
Jesus Christ, gender reveal.
Whoa, Teddy.
Hate is a dollar.
Shut up.
Here, I want to watch what this freak show is going to say.
Let's back it up.
Can you explain to the grown-ups what a gender reveal is?
Okay.
What is a gender reveal?
Grown-ups have gender reveal parties when they're having babies and gender reveal parties when they're having babies.
It's called a baby shower.
And you want to know why broads have them?
Because they want to feel special.
And oh, I'm having a baby and I'm having a baby shower.
And can you bring something material so that I can help my baby?
It's not a gender reveal party, you dumb, stupid, goddamn, obsessive freak.
But babies don't know the regenerative breaths, Teddy.
Oh, my God.
All right, I've had enough.
I can't deal with this anymore.
Let Me Tell You About Greed00:04:19
I'm on mobile, so hopefully the link works for you.
All right, like I appreciate it.
Look, stop donating 12 buckers, man.
I don't want to obligate myself to watching all these damn videos all night, man.
I'm serious, dude.
All right, here's another one.
I got to get done with these fast.
I don't want these to pile up.
This is my stinky winky, stinky winky request for this one.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Put it on.
Put on the PC shot.
What is this, stinky winky?
I'm a knicker train.
Hey, it's the truth.
Jesus.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off, man, for Christ's sake.
Whoever the hell did that splice, you're a piece of trash.
You know that?
I never said anything like that.
That is a splice, and everybody who listens to my broadcast knows it, all right?
Fucking audio splicers, man.
You make me sick.
You make me goddamn sick, man.
Jesus Christ.
And who is this?
Oh, here comes Black Hat.
Black Hat requested this one, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, what is this, Black Hat?
What did you request for 12 bucks here, right?
What is this?
Oh, oh, here it is.
Oh, look at this.
And Black Hat with this video says, We're concerned about you, ghost.
Can you please unban the meme magicians?
All right, yeah, let me see.
What are you so concerned about there, Black Hat?
You stupid, dumb piece of trash, troll.
Greed is an intense and selfish desire to have more.
And whether it's work or on a team or in your own life, are you fucking kidding me?
Look at this.
Here are the problems that come with greed.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Number one, jealousy.
Greed will make you jealous.
Get this.
Get the cuck out of here for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
Look at this cuck.
Look at this goddamn cuck.
He's going to sit over here and lecture me about goddamn greed.
Are you kidding me?
Look at me.
Tell you something about greed, all right?
Let me tell you something about greed.
As a matter of fact, let Gordon Gecko, let my friend Gordon Gecko tell you a little something about greed.
Go ahead and tell him something about greed, Gordon.
Tell him about greed.
Go ahead.
Give him the microphone.
The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be.
You can't barely hear it.
Hold on, let's get to another.
I want y'all to hear a little something about greed, boy.
All right, I want y'all to hear a little something about greed because greed greed is good.
Greed works.
You understand that?
Greed is right.
Here, let's see.
The point is, ladies and gentlemen.
Here it is.
That greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms, greed life.
It is what it is.
Nothing I could do.
Sounds good.
You mark my words.
Will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
Thank you very much.
That's what I'm talking about.
So don't sit here and give me this garbage about greed.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, greed is good.
Greed works.
You understand that?
So don't give me this crap.
Don't give me a lecture about it.
Can you all stop?
Can you all goddamn stop with these 12 buckers for Christ's sake?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Zack Snyder.
Zack Snyder requested this one for a 12 bucker.
Don't Give Me Lectures on Greed00:15:06
What the hell is this?
He said Warner Brothers did it better.
What are you talking about, Zack Snyder?
What are you talking about?
Warner Brothers did it better.
What is this crap?
Go ahead.
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this?
What the hell?
Come check this out.
Boy, you gotta check this out.
Superheroes.
What the fuck?
What is this?
50s out What is this?
Oh, my God.
No.
What?
We all gathered out here for this?
What the hell?
Aw man.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Come on.
For Christ's sake, Warner Brothers did it better.
I mean, come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you sons of bitches, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, I mean, enough.
I've had enough.
Stop.
And, you know, uh-uh-oh.
No, no, I'm not.
No, calm down.
I'm not going to that link.
I don't care what her dox is.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
That's probably a freaking link to capture your IP address.
I'm not stupid with those URL shorteners, you dumb son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me get to a couple more of these.
I think we're almost done here.
All right.
Let me got whining over a cannon.
Whining over a cannon requested this.
And I don't know what the hell this is for Christ's sake, but I'm getting sick and tired of having to do these sons of bitches for Christ's sake.
Oh, no.
Tired of having to do this.
Not this goddamn shit again.
No!
Tired of having to do this.
I'm tired of you giving me a link to my own show.
I'M TIRED OF YOU GIVING ME A LATE TO MY HOME SELF!
I'M TIRED OF YOU GIVING ME A LATE TO MY HOME SELF!
Stop!
Stop!
I'm gonna have you do it!
Stop!
I'm gonna have you do it!
Lydia Yadonna!
Turn it the hell off!
For Christ's sake, man!
I mean, good God, man!
Shut the fuck up and stop fucking donating my own link!
All right, I'm tired of that crap!
I'm tired of that shit!
Stop donating the fucking my own link to my own show!
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Velcro the ceiling.
What do you call a speed bump in Italy?
A lopstopper.
What do you call a mix of Chinese and Jewish food?
So sue me.
So sue me.
So sub bitch, shut up with this racist garbage, man.
Stop with the fucking racist jokes.
Just stop.
Doesn't this look familiar to what's going on right now?
Oh, hashtag no war.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, my God.
All right, what is I?
I've only got a couple more of these to go.
All right.
Please stop with the $12 dono's.
Seriously, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm getting tired of this crap.
And Jesse Slaughter's dad.
Jesse Slaughter's dad requested this next video.
Okay?
So let's see what the hell this is, for heaven's sake.
Oh, no.
Y'all didn't, did you?
Y'all did, but yes, you did.
Yes, you goddamn did.
Put the PC shot on, for Christ's sake.
Look at this piece of crap.
Well, guess what?
This is not funny.
My daughter's not lying.
And I'm not going to put up with any of you people's crap anymore.
If you ain't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut.
And any more of your comments to put on there, I'm recording them all and they are being sent to the police station.
And guess what?
You were emails will be caught and will be bound.
And who said you're going to beat my daughter up?
You will have to deal with the police because you're done goofed.
You're done goofed.
I hope I have a commotional breakthrough in a row.
This ain't funny, man.
I can't believe you trolls thought this was funny.
and whoever is making fun of me on tumblr and shit you guys are these assholes i didn't do anything wrong I am just a fucking little girl, and I know my shirt is going down.
I know that, okay?
Don't call me in the game more for that, okay?
I can't believe you people think this is funny.
This is horrible.
What happened to this little girl was horrible.
I do know him.
My mom has answered the phone with him, okay?
And he's been calling.
I can't believe you did it.
Okay, you guys.
You know what?
I'm going to tell you right now.
This is from her father.
You bunch your lion, no good punks.
And I know who it's coming from because I back traced it.
And I know who's emailing you is doing it.
And you'll be reporting to the cyber police and the state police.
You better write one more thing or screw with my computer again.
You'll be arrested.
You end your conversation from her father.
You're right.
And if you come near my daughter, guess what?
Consequences will never be the same.
You lying bunch of pricks.
My ass isn't like done goofed.
Everybody is supposed to be.
You're done goofed for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, look, hey, hey, who, N-Wordled?
Don't do that.
Don't even dare N-wordled.
Don't even go there.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I've got how many more of these?
I've got one, two, three.
Greeting from your million of fan here in Indonesia.
On today, I sell my Honda stock and buy into Toyota.
Indonesia, being listening to Indonesia.
What's up to Indonesia?
I also got a lot of people in the Philippines that listen.
I'm really big in the Isle of Man.
The Isle of Man.
I'm big in the Isle of Man.
Anyway, let's get to this next video that I'm obligated to listen to because of the 12 buckers.
All right.
This one is called Ghost Face Reveal.
All right.
Ghost Face Reveal.
Wait a minute.
Again?
The same fucking video?
Are you kidding me?
The same damn video?
Jesse Flatier.
Go away from me.
You guys have ruined my life.
I'm going to tell you.
The same damn video.
Her father.
You bunch your lion, no good punks.
And I know who it's coming from because I back traced it.
And I know who's emailing you.
This is not my favorite.
You'll be reporting to the cyber police and the state police.
You better write one more thing or screw with my computer again.
You'll be arrested.
You end your conversation from her father.
You're right.
And if you come near my daughter, guess what?
Consequences will never save.
The same.
You lying bunch of pricks.
You're damn right.
She's legal now, right?
She's legal now, right?
Why the hell?
Why would you ask that question?
All right, she's got a lot of mental problems now.
She's really screwed up because of you damn trolls, for Christ's sake.
And you all think it's funny.
She's messed up in the head now because of you people.
Jesus Christ.
Look, let me move on.
I've got to hurry up with this crap.
This is called, who the hell requested this next video?
Marshall Love Bluff.
Marshall Love Bluff requested it.
Are you fucking kidding again?
Again, with another video of this idiot?
Because I back traced it.
Oh, and you'll be reported to the cyber police.
Another one.
Are you kidding me?
Will never be the same.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, that's look.
Okay, we get it.
All right.
Enough.
All right.
Marshall love bluff for Christ's sake.
And who's the next one?
Epsilon.
Oh, Epsilon.
I thought we got rid of you, Epsilon.
You're a kind of a sick son of a bitch.
So this is probably some sick, twisted video by Epsilon over here.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
This better not be some weird.
You know, I knew it was some.
I knew it was some booty ass or something.
Look at this.
I knew it was.
I knew it was for Christ's sake.
All right, look, this is what it is.
Hold on.
It gets to booty ass in around four seconds.
So.
You people out there who don't know how to bealy rock.
You just gotta act like it's a motherfucker.
Ah, no.
Ah!
Oh!
You see, I told you with this sick son of a bitch, man.
I told you.
You're a sick bastard.
Why would you even know that exists, Epsilon, huh?
Is that what you're fapping to, for Christ's sake?
Are you fapping to that?
Well, you've got back that ass up.
Back that ass up.
In the damn background, you sarasack of trash.
Give me a goddamn break.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I only got a couple more of these to watch.
Down forward punch.
Down forward punch did this one.
I hope this is the real down forward punch and not some troll trying to be some jerk off for Christ's sake.
Oh, I remember this one.
Oh, I remember this one.
The infamous dark side, what was it?
The dark side Phil got caught waxing his carrot bit.
I remember this one.
I remember this one, baby.
If y'all, let me give you some context on this one, okay?
Dark side Phil, which is, you know, some gamer guy, you know, I don't know where he streams, but he was caught in the, I don't know if he put his, accidentally put his live stream on or whatever the case might be, but this guy was caught waxing his carrot in the middle of his damn stream.
Let me go ahead and put it on because this is this is pretty hilarious, I have to admit.
And look, here it is.
All right, dark side Phil.
Here he is.
He's like, okay, this is now remember, this is up here.
So he's like, you know, got this little graphic shindig and thinks that, you know, he's got everybody waiting.
And I guess he thought it'd be a good opportunity to get a good jerk before work.
You know, a little good jerk before work.
So look, here it is.
We'll be on shortly.
And here's Darkseide Phil.
I don't know what kind of pornographic material he's watching.
But good Lord.
I mean, just take a look at this guy as he's literally waxing his carrot.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, good God.
Look at this guy.
He's like, oh, yeah.
I don't really.
I like your areola.
Oh, man.
Show me that areola again.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that areola.
Oh, my God.
oh Look at this dude man Look at him.
It's like, oh, oh.
Let me get a good jerk before work.
Let me get a good jerk before work.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
Oh.
I mean, look at this dude.
Look at this dude, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, look at his face.
This guy accidentally left his stream on and decided to get a good wax session before he started streaming.
I mean, this is what he does.
Look at it.
Look at his face.
Look at his fat little face.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, man.
I mean, do you have a balled up fucking...
Oh, my God.
This is gross.
What is up, everyone?
All right, now he's ready.
Now he's ready.
Oh, the camera's on.
The camera's been on the whole time, huh?
I don't even know.
Hello.
What a, what a, what an idiot.
What an utter idiot, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Oh my god.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh man.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
That's just, that's funny as hell, dude.
That is classic.
He didn't even know his damn stream was streaming.
He's sitting there waxing his carrot.
Since you're familiar with some of the Filipino and Indonesian women that listen, you could hook some of the incels up with them, maybe?
I'm not hooking the incels up with nothing.
Hit the Bricks or Close Deal00:02:22
They could hook themselves up.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
I mean, I hate when dudes do that.
Hey, man, can you hook me up?
Hey, can you put in a good word for me?
Do it yourself.
You're a man, boy.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this next one, this next clip was donated by Trolls Can't Close.
Trolls Can't Close requested this one.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell it is.
It isn't some kind of booty bid or something.
What is this?
Trolls Can't Close.
Let's go ahead and put it on.
This is Trolls Can't Close.
What is this?
You got leads.
Mitch and Murray paid good money.
Get their names to sell them.
You can't close the leads you're given.
You can't close shit.
You are shit.
Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out.
The leads are weak.
The leads are weak.
The fucking leads are weak?
You're weak.
I've been in this business 15 years.
What's your name?
Fuck you.
That's my name.
You know why, mister?
Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight.
I drove an $80,000 BMW.
That's my name.
There you go.
That's how you inspire some people.
And your name is your wanting.
And you can't play in the man's game.
You can't close them.
Then go home and tell your wife your troubles.
Because only one thing counts in this life.
Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.
You hear me, you fucking faggots?
Oh, my God.
A B C.
A always B B C closing.
Always be closing.
Always be closing.
AIDA.
Attention, interest, decision, action.
Attention.
Do I have your attention?
Interest.
Are you interested?
I know you are because it's fuck or walk.
You close or you hit the bricks.
Decision.
Have you made your decision for Christ?
An action.
AIDA.
Get out.
You know, that's a pretty good sales pitch trying to inspire a sales floor.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Get This Sick Freak Off Screen00:15:58
All right.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, listen, that was it for the 12 buckers, okay?
We're two hours and 21 minutes into the broadcast.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to do something a little different, okay?
I'm going to do something a little different.
Last show, for whatever reason, the internet went out.
All right.
We're having all kinds of storms and rainstorms and all kinds of weird shit happening out here in San Hambonio.
And as a result, the internet went off.
It was off for about one hour or so.
I ended up going into the inner circle.
I ended up talking to the people that were on hold for Radio Graffiti, and I said that I will go ahead and have Radio Graffiti on at an earlier time, and I think that we're going to go ahead and do that here in the next 10 minutes, okay?
Now, before I do that, I'm going to have another drink, and I guess I'm going to go ahead and break out the wacky tobacco before I even get to these damn radio graffiti calls, okay?
I'm not kidding around.
That's what we're going to do.
All right.
So, with that being said, it's about that time to get some more beer, baby.
More goddamn beer, okay?
More goddamn beer.
All right.
Let me go ahead and dump this in here.
Let me take the last swig of this.
And I told you that we're on hold.
Oh, wait, I skipped a message to ghosts.
Wait a minute.
Let me go ahead and take it.
I skipped one for Christ's sake.
Where the hell was it?
A message to ghosts.
Where the hell is it, for Christ's sake?
Oh, yeah, I missed two of them.
Okay, my bad.
All right.
I missed a message to ghost.
I wonder what the hell this is.
Probably some stupid imbecile.
All right, what is this?
A message to ghost.
What is this?
All right.
Oh, Christ, no.
All right.
Let me make sure this guy doesn't expose his wee wee or something.
All right, this is Ard Hammond.
A message to ghosts.
Let's see this.
All right, go ahead.
What is this?
Oh, hey, mommy.
How's it going?
Just you got.
Mommy, when are we going to have Rita Graffiti and shout outs?
You promised us that a long time ago because you cut them off so early in the show.
But you never got to them, mommy.
Jesus Christ.
Mommy, could you please tell me a bedtime story and then get to Rita Graffiti?
And then after that, get in the bed and cuddle with me.
Please, mommy, I want to have Rita Graffiti.
I want to have shout-outs.
Thanks, Mommy.
You know, get this sick freak off my screen for Christ's sake.
Get this sick freak off my screen.
Oh, God, man.
And somebody put two bucks.
Guess the minority.
Anyway, I can't do that.
Anyway, look, I missed Jesse Slaughter's dad.
Jesse Slaughter's dad requested this one for Christ's sake.
I missed it, and I think it's...
I haven't been able to.
No, it's...
Yeah, this is it right here.
This is another one.
Here's another Jesse Slaughter's dad.
And my daughter's not lying.
And I'm not going to put up with any of you people's crap anymore.
If you ain't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut.
And any more of your comments that put on there, I'm recording them all and they are being sent to the police department.
You're damn right.
It's being sent to the cyber police.
Okay, those are the two ones I skipped.
All right, I think we're good now.
All right.
I think we're good now.
Let me go ahead and pour the rest of this beer in this glass and then go ahead and break out the wacky tobacco and then we'll go ahead and get to some goddamn, well, I don't know.
Maybe we'll also do some chat room shout outs.
I don't know yet.
All right, I don't know yet, okay?
Now, where's my pipe?
I need my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake.
And oh yeah, I think that I owe patiently waiting a shot.
I think I owe patiently waiting a shot.
So when I'm doing that, let me go ahead and get a shot.
Give me my shot glass.
Let's go ahead and get a shot for patiently waiting.
You need a $25 dono.
All right, here we go.
Larry, oh shit, I spilled some of it on my goddamn pants for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, now I'm gonna smell like a bar.
Jesus Christ, now I'm gonna smell like some kind of a goddamn drunkard bar or something, man.
Jesus Christ, anyway.
Uh, let me clean this up for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, it doesn't look like I pissed myself.
All right, you skipped my $12 video, you crook.
Which one was it?
You're just saying that I did.
Which one was it?
All right, you son of a bitch.
I've gone through them all.
Which one was it?
Oh, this one right here?
Okay, my bad.
I got another one.
I see it.
Wait a minute.
I think I've already done this one.
I've already done that one.
I'm sorry.
I've already done that one.
I'm trying to look for the one you're talking about.
I don't see it.
I've done all these.
What are you talking about, you son of a bitch?
I'm looking down the list.
I've done them all.
You're a lion sack of trash.
All right.
You're a lion sack of trash.
I'm looking at the damn list.
I don't see.
I've already done all these.
I've done them all.
There's not one that I haven't done, you son of a bitch.
Ah, here we go.
Of course, somebody else had to do it.
Can you stop donating the 12 buckers, dude?
Okay?
Stop donating the 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
All right.
I want to get to the rest of the broadcast, and I'm sure everybody wants me to get to Radio Graffiti since we haven't had it in a minute.
All right, this and Wordled.
And Wordled just donated this, and he just donated this 12 bucks.
Hold on, what is this?
Let me make sure this isn't some goddamn weird ass, disgusting pornographic.
Ah, Jesus Christ, no.
Why would you donate this, you sorry sack of trash and wordled?
Why would you do this?
Look, look at it.
Let's go ahead and look at this.
This is what they donated.
Look at this Can we sit here in the vent and play a little dota And spring around and creep out and the situation is we're sling OOOOH Let's get it Is it this game?
We sit here in the vent and play a little dota And push on and play a little dota And play a little dota And play a little dota Enough for christ's sake I don't know what is up with you and this obsession with this damn gay Puerto Rican for Christ's sake.
All right, Ghost has Parkinson.
This is the link you missed.
Not for three bucks.
You tell me the name that you donated it under, and I'll do it.
All right, I don't want to.
I've done them all.
I've done all these.
You people are lying your ass off.
I'm not going to play a video for three bucks.
You tell me the name that you did it under, and I'll see if I got it on the list.
Don't be sitting over here telling me, oh, you missed this one and trying to con me out of a free 12 bucker for Christ's sake.
Don't you dare, Jesus Christ, man.
But you fucking scam artist.
Captain Dennis in the house.
Hey, ghost.
I'm gonna go to work soon.
I've been working these past few nights, hence why I've been Mia recently.
But hopefully, I'll have some free time soon to kick it in the inner circle with you and the others.
Cheers.
Hey, cheers to Captain Desi, baby.
Cheers to Captain Desi.
And look at all the hater aid in the chat room, baby.
Making it rain on these trolls.
Look at all the hater aid.
Look at them.
They're typing cap.
Tight cap, tight cap.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Was the video?
You probably can't see the link because it's at the bottom of a list of racist jokes.
You racist dog fuck.
Wait a minute.
Hold on, you idiot.
Tell me the name.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Here's you racist dog fuckers.
Okay, I see it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's all you needed to tell me, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, not only was it at the bottom of a whole bunch of racist jokes, but I couldn't see the link because you forgot to put a space so I can see the link in the list for Christ's sake.
It was compounded with a goddamn sentence.
All right, you racist dog fuckers requested this one.
And hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Doesn't this sound familiar to what's going on right now?
Type Cap to Ban Captain Desi and to unban Nova underscore dude.
Well, you know what?
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
Hold on.
This says the following content has been identified by YouTube community as inappropriate.
So what the hell is this?
What is well, hold on, what is this?
What is this?
What is this?
The key is...
Information security.
The key is to have people in the server that you trust and to not have any weak links.
That's the key.
You know?
As long as we have that, everything's going to be fine.
Like the stuff that was posted on Foxler is a rehash.
is this garbage posted on crusader cat was also a rehash i'm sure fox is gonna be just fine the the the thing is is i attracted to canines that's That's the standard.
Oh, gee.
All right, that's, Jesus.
You donated three different times so I could hear this.
Some idiot that's attracted to canines for Christ's sake.
You sick bastard.
You know, I mean, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Some.
Who the.
Oh my God.
All right.
And this is the last one by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
All right.
Can you just stop with the 12 buckers?
All right.
I'm not even kidding me.
God damn it.
We doing 12 buckers.
Oh, God.
Can you all stop?
I want to get the fucking radio graffiti, dude.
Here, let me get dark meme magician girls.
Hold on, what is this?
Dark meme magician girl, does this sound familiar like what's going on right now?
What the hell is this, dark meme magician girl?
We've been waiting for.
America's wanted this war for years.
We are American.
We are number one.
The memes.
We're all sons of the Patriots now.
Bullshit.
We just need something to jumpstart the economy out of this fuck.
And the military costs?
Wasting billions is going to help the economy?
DMCs, arms manufacturers, job creators, Jack.
All those workers spending money, paying taxes.
Trust me, a little war can work wonders.
So grease the gears with some innocent blood.
Is that it?
Relax, Jack.
It's a war on terror.
We're not out to kill civilians.
Extremists.
Lawless gangs.
Madman.
Of course, that would have to include you.
Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.
All right, that's enough.
Are you trying to besmirch my president or something?
Is that what you're trying to do?
And Big Daddy Capitalist, this is moral degeneracy, eh?
I'm telling you, this is it.
This is the new America right here.
The new Western civilization.
A bunch of freak shows.
All right, this one is by Weena One Actual.
I'm actually curious to see what the hell this is.
Oh, no.
Hold on, just, well, hold on.
What is this?
Weena one.
Are you fucking kidding me, Weena?
You piece of shit?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
My profession work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
Please, you see.
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
How dare you!
I know this is $10, baby, but I got four dollars.
I got four dollars.
You know what I'm getting at?
I'm gonna give you four dollars.
You son of a bitch, look at the goddamn interrupting like kill because you want a damn screen.
Yeah, yeah, you son of a bitch, man.
God damn you.
God damn you.
Shut this shit off for Christ's sake, man.
How goddamn dare you, Weina, you son of a bitch.
I thought you were fucking down with me, man.
I thought you were cool with this show, but of course you're not.
You're a sick, disgusting little internet pissant that's out here that thinks you're so goddamn cute for Christ's sake.
It's not funny.
All of you people in the chat room, shut your fucking mouth.
That ain't funny.
You understand me?
That ain't goddamn funny.
And I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
I'm tired of you idiots insinuating that about me.
All right.
I'm not a damn shekel goblin.
Let me take this shot, man.
It's the only way I can pallet you, sons of bitches, all right?
That's the only way I can pallet you, sons of bitches.
I want to say cheers to everybody who donated 25 bucks or more today, man.
You're true fans.
I love you guys.
This is for you.
This is for M. Cook, patiently waiting down forward, punch, Captain Desi.
All right, all you guys, man, and especially the inner circle, baby.
Cheers, baby, cheers.
These people are a bunch of haters, and that's why they do what they do.
They're just a bunch of haters, for Christ's sake.
Cheers, baby, cheers.
Let me go ahead and do this.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swing of beer here.
I'm not.
No!
Blog talk radio classic.
Another 12 fucking buckers, dude.
Another 12 bucks.
I'm trying to get to radio graffiti.
You see, trolls, I'm trying to get to radio graffiti, and this is what you got here.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
The last one.
Last goddamn one, for Christ's sake, all right?
Buy that for a dollar.
Have a beer on me, my guy.
Hey, man, cheers to you, Big Daddy Capitalist.
All right, I know there's a lot of haters of Big Daddy Capitalist up in here, too.
You can't, you know, it's all we have out here in this damn chat room is a bunch of haters.
Anyway, Texas was a mistake.
What the hell is this?
Oh, no, don't know.
Are you kidding me?
A BTR classic?
Are you kidding?
Listen to this from now on.
Call me Mr. EBS, right?
Swiping all day.
Swiping all day.
Sandwiches, chips, I bet you just got skilled collector EBT.
I bet you he's still collecting 1778.
I put you in.
I'm eating good, good potato chips.
Haters of Big Daddy Capitalist00:11:11
Chips, my EBT.
What can I look for?
EBT, EBT.
I just swiped my EBT.
My EBT.
My EBT.
You know what?
Shut that crap up, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you people out here that are doing this, I can't, but you know, you sons of bitches, all right?
Guess who?
Unbanned Dark Meme Magician.
Oh, yeah, well, you know, maybe y'all shouldn't have fucked with me.
How about that, huh?
For a dollar.
If Ghost can shift into a Shekel Goblin and Lizard, what else can he shift into?
That's $7.25, dude.
I'm not going to look at something for $7.25, alright?
It's $12.
And by the way, I like this version.
I just wiped my EBG, my EBT, my EBG.
I just wiped my EBG, my EBT, my EBT.
I just wiped my EBG, my EBT, my EBT.
I just wiped my EBG, my DBT, my EBT.
I just wiped my EBG, my EBG.
I like that version better.
I like that version better, for Christ's sake.
And like I said, for $7.25, man, I'm not looking at anything for $7.25.
It's $12.
All right?
And now I've got to do Black Hat again.
And he wants me to unban Dark Mean Magician.
Well, you know, you shouldn't have been fucking with me.
All right.
Shouldn't have been fucking with me.
Maybe I'll do it after the show.
Maybe I won't.
I don't know.
What is Black Hat?
What are you requesting?
What is this?
What is this, for Christ's sake?
Another Thomas the Tanky Black Hat?
I'd buy that.
All right, for the video.
All right.
Yeah, real good.
Okay, I'll do it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What the f- What the hell?
What the fuck is this dead end supposed to mean?
And why this place smells like soap?
What the fuck?
is this?
What the hell is this?
Hello, Thomas.
Who the fuck are you?
My name is Shekel.
And I'm here to give you my unction.
But we are horrible creations of God and we should have no beliefs.
That's why I'm either Messiah.
I want you to be my savior.
You must give me the pleasure.
What do you want?
I want your amazing fat hitch on my dick.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Here I come, my sweet Lord.
All right.
Turn this shit off.
Turn that shit off, man.
Good God.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Let me let me wait.
Hold on.
This isn't a 12 bucks Raiden ghost.
This ain't full 12 bucks.
Are you kidding me?
725 plus 473.
How much is that?
That's $11.98.
That's $11.98.
It's $12 for me to view anything that you want me to view for Christ's sake.
You're two cents off.
All right?
And what did I tell you people?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Son of a bitch.
I'm going to sit over here.
You're going to get me two cents off?
Two cents.
This isn't a goddamn swap meet.
All right.
This ain't the goddamn flea market.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Hey, what?
What?
Why is everybody all pissed off?
Because he's two pennies off, man.
I'm tired of you people doing that.
I'm telling you, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole, all right?
Son of a bitch.
All right, you know, you people are bitching.
Y'all are calling me a scambler and shekel goblin.
Let me go ahead and just fucking do whatever the hell they what is this?
What is oh, Jesus Christ?
Raiden ghost?
Are you kidding me?
Look at this.
Raiden ghost?
Jesus Christ.
Mortal Kombat for Christ's sake.
Raiden wins.
Raiden wins.
Anyway, that was actually worth it.
All right.
You know, forget about the two cents.
That's actually a pretty decent graphic.
All right.
Pretty decent graphic.
All right.
Now that we got all that out of the way, stop giving me $12 donos.
Okay.
And I want to go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
That was actually pretty good.
Whoever the hell did that.
Raiden wins.
Fatality.
Let me go ahead and, where's my goddamn ass tray?
I got to empty this goddamn bowl for Christ's sake.
All right.
And I still got this Jack Horner.
This Jack Horner weed has been pretty good.
Pretty buddy.
You know, the buds are really dense and thick.
These buds have been pretty good.
Listen, here's a bud being taken out right here.
Listen, I'm breaking up a bud right now.
See that?
Oh, yeah.
And no, that doesn't mean that you can donate $11.98 now.
All right, you son of a bitch.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right?
See that here this?
Breaking up a bud, man.
These buds are dense, dude.
These buds are dense as hell.
Look at her.
One more.
One more.
Gat.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
We got a bowl loaded here.
Oh, no.
Not another fucking 12-bucker, dude.
I want to get to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Fuck off with the Shekel Goblin shit.
The man runs a service.
Don't like it.
Don't buy it.
Oh, Big Daddy Capitalist.
Big Capitalist Daddy told your asses off.
Big Capitalist Daddy told all you trolls off.
He gave you an i-Turner digital bitch slap on all your red-headed, far-eyed, freckle-faced fucking beating stepchildren faces, baby.
All right.
Woo!
Oh, man, that was good.
That was goddamn good, baby.
I mean, look, they're hating, dude.
Look at them.
They're hating.
They're hating now.
All right.
Gave you a goddamn digital backhand, and all you're doing is looking back like a black-eyed Tina Turner.
Woo!
All right, let me go ahead and take a, let me take a smoke from here, all right?
You got to love this, man.
I'm telling you, you know, there's nothing like getting a little buzzed on beers and then toking some tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
I've got to hold it in while they hit the brain.
Gotta let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know what it is.
Every time I take a hit of tetrahydrocannebinol, the wacky tobaki, the devil's lettuce, marijuana, grass, reefer, the poo smoke.
I mean, I always got mucus coming out the orifices after the first hit.
I don't know what the hell that's about.
I need some goddamn, I need a tissue for Christ's sake.
Give me a goddamn tissue, all right?
Jesus Christ.
There's nothing like getting a little buzzed on beers and then toking on some tetrahydro cannabinoids.
Control that.
Quack.
I gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, baby.
Gotta let it hit the brain.
Oh, God.
Shut up.
Engineer.
Walk me up with this wheelchair crap, dude.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
Shut up with that crap.
I'm taking another goddamn hit for Christ's sake.
Hold on, I hear, is that a chopper?
I got a chopper over my house for Christ's sake.
The fucking ghetto bird is over my house.
I don't like that.
I don't like the ghetto bird being over my house.
This is a crime-ridden piece of shit city in San Antonio.
They better not be shining that spotlight on my house.
Anyway, here.
Not for a dollar.
I was.
I was just about to get to your goddamn...
I was getting to your damn donation, zomiac.
Zover mania, whatever the hell your name is.
I got it highlighted right here.
I just wanted to take another goddamn hit of weed for Christ's sake.
All right, that's all I wanted to do.
We're getting tears right now.
What is this?
All right, what is this?
What is it, Zovermaniac?
What is this for Christ's sake?
All right.
Well, Jesus.
What is this some kind of sick fucking this is sick garbage All right, look, I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know what the hell this is.
This is...
Just fucking put the PC shot on, for Christ's sake.
Zover Maniac wanted everybody to watch this, okay?
And why does this have 855,000 fucking views?
Oh, this is some satanic garbage.
Is this Satanism?
Is this satanism?
What the hell is our- Are you kidding me?
What the hell was that about that?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
You know what?
Satanic Garbage with 855k Views00:04:48
I don't even want to.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to ask questions.
You people are sick.
I don't get it.
I don't know if I even want to get it.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't even know if I want to get it for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
give me my drink all right All right.
And let me take one more hit and chug this beer.
And I'm going to take a break.
Oh, you know, before I take the break, I'll do some shout-outs.
Hold on, but let me take one more.
And then I'm going to do a little bit of chat room shout-outs.
And then we're getting a radio graffiti.
And look, even after radio graffiti, I may or may not even end the show because, you know, the show usually goes a little over four hours, five hours, baby.
That's why that's how the ghost show rolls.
All right.
See, now you're making me belch because I saw some satanic, weird, freaking Baphomet garbage.
But that's how the ghost show rolls, baby.
All right, because that's what I do.
That's why you people keep fucking calling me a shekel goblin and being, you know, some ass crack or something.
Man, I broadcast for five, six, even seven hours sometimes.
And you assholes are calling me some kind of an idiot shekel goblin or something.
Give me a goddamn break, man.
All right.
And not to mention the last Saturday Night Troll show, not this one, because I didn't do it because you trolls are being bastards.
But episode three of the Saturday Night Troll Show, I gave you seven hours and I called a dateline for you sons of bitches.
And you people have called me a goddamn killer because some widow was on the dateline and I sent her a message giving her some like inspiration, you know, trying to, you know, uplift this poor woman.
And she tries to connect live with me and cries her eyes out.
I mean, come on, dude.
And y'all called me worse than Ted Bundy, you know, Widow Day Mayo.
Just freaking sick stuff, dude.
All right.
I mean, really sick stuff, dude.
Oh, my God.
And look, now people are saying the serious show you did on Monday sucked.
Well, what the fuck do y'all want?
Y'all are bitching and moaning.
I want a serious show, Ghost.
You know, I like hearing all the insights.
And then I did it.
And then you people are still bitching, dude.
Then you people are still goddamn bitching, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'm telling you right now.
All right.
And I'm glad some people like the serious show, but I mean, that's the kind of stuff we talk about all the time in the inner circle, baby.
That's what we talk about in the inner circle.
And what?
Y'all want me to call the dateline again if I do a Saturday night troll show this Saturday?
Good God, dude.
Jeez, give me my drink.
I don't do the dateline on the ghost show.
I do it.
If I do do it, it's going to be on the troll show on Saturday nights.
And the reason is, is because that's when everybody's on there, right?
I mean, anybody who's going to be on a damn dateline is going to be on on a Saturday night.
That's why you got so many women on there.
You got so many women.
Hi, I'm just looking for somebody to talk to, and I want somebody to love me.
I've got three children, and I need some help.
I mean, that's most of them.
If it isn't them, it's trannies or gays.
And look, I'm calling actual straight date lines.
I'm calling actual straight date lines, and there's more homosexuals and trannies on there than there are sex, or excuse me, sex, females, excuse me.
I don't know why sex came to mind there.
I don't know what the hell that's about.
Anyway, let me get one more bowl and then we'll move on with the broadcast.
All right.
Let me do me for a second, for Christ's sake.
Here, let me.
I want to show you that I am ripping apart a big ass bud.
Here look at this.
Look at that.
See that?
Listen to that right there for Christ.
Shut up and stop with the Freudian slip garbage.
I'm not Freudian slipping nothing.
See, you're making me so upset.
I'm belching again.
All right, listen to this, bud.
Listen, listen.
Listen to that.
Yeah.
Woo!
Ripping Apart a Big Ass Bud00:09:12
And I'm telling you, man, I got a good connection, man.
This Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, I'm telling you right now, this guy is a great connect, man.
I'm telling you, great connect, baby.
Give me my smoke.
Hold it in.
You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
Shit.
Oh, God.
Whoa.
Jesus Christ, man.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Oh, yeah.
I felt that one, dude.
You see, that's why I wanted to keep smoking.
I wanted to keep smoking until I can feel it.
I could feel that son of a bitch.
Oh, Jesus Christ, that felt good.
All right.
Let me get one more beer, and then we're moving on to some chat room shout-outs.
All right, you sons of bitches.
And don't spam the chat.
All right, I'm going to try to get to everybody I can out here.
But don't be spamming the chat.
And then, by the way, if you already have posted something while I'm doing chat room shout-outs and you post again to try to get a second shout-out, I'm telling the engineer to ban your ass.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding around.
And let me tell you something.
The engineer is holding the band hammer.
Okay?
Now, give me my drink.
Let's put some more beer in here and then I'll get to some shout-outs.
Hey, calm down.
I'm going to get to the damn shout-outs in a second, man.
Don't be sitting there talking garbage about me or to me.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Don't even go there.
All right.
Hey, engineer, do we got any goddamn chat room shout outs to be had out here?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
Right now.
All right.
Who do we have here?
We've got Heartfelt Newsfeed or Heartland Newsfeed, Captain Hook, Spunky Spade, Tic-Tac Lick, Redhead Hunter, Gay Graffin, Hacksaw 6, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade, Tim McCrabb.
I thought I kicked your ass out of here for Christ's sake.
I didn't want to see you again.
Nameless Anonymous, Jihadi Capitalist, Bond Dayton, Quetzal Quaddle, Hamster Rides, Nar Wall, X Dang93, Helm Wall.
We've got Iku952, Merp Lurp, the meme magician, King Fatah, Odysse Magician, that stupid Puerto Rican idiot, Monkey De La Rocha, Tall Order.
All right.
Now that's a pretty meme.
Exquisite.
Monsoon.
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you talking about, you moron?
There's epilepsy, for Christ's sake.
That's sick, son of a bitch.
Who else do we got here?
We've got, I'm not saying that sick name.
We got XU God X2012, TZKK, the American Dream, Barry BlackBerry, Gizmo 24, or excuse me, 2046, Lap Lasagna, Adam S.
We got Uncle Taurus, Ghost Likes Trans Cock.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Crossover Maniac, Dark Blaine 257, Project Foxfire, Puka Dude, Mega Rapta, Alter, I should say, Mr. Falco Punch, Josh Brower, The Awesome Sponge Alt, Nar Wall.
I think I already said narwhal, you piece of crap.
Dynamo Savage.
We've got Dear Freckles.
What's up, Dear Freckles?
LaVon Media, Thomas Rayhill.
We've got Keem Scarce, The Rose, Ozark fan number one, Budget Gamer Big Steve, Tracker 2010 plays, and 21.
Triplication, Big Hefe, Geralt.
There's Black Hat Inc., Pivot Geek21.
We got Stevie Rayvon and Fuego.
You son of a bitch.
Hibachi Killer B, The Banana Man, Reptilian Shapeshifting Master Race, Red Pill Acolyte in the house, Pickleman, Ghost Cut Out by Autism Spectrum.
You fucking asshole.
Go shove it up your ass.
They're seriously Samsung's ass.
We got Arch Channel or Archive Channel.
And there's Spermy, the Get Spermy's ass out of here.
Fucking Spermy.
We got Bob Tom, XR41TI.
We got Frosty in the house.
010FTW, Rick Hoover, Train Lover567, Broken Han Hanzo.
Hey, you break your hand jerking yourself off too much?
I'm telling you.
You got to stop that drywacking, boy.
You got to stop that drywacking.
We've got 93 Kans Abuser the Meme Magician.
Kirky O'Reilly, Dorito Burrito, another Octo, Giggler, Marks Jester, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, Drill Master, Olive Yaksloff.
We've got Tom Fitton, Ghost Cause.
Shut up.
Don't be talking about Tom Fitton that way.
Tom Fitton is an American hero.
Holding Capitalist, German the Gay Frog.
We got, who else we got?
Blackfrost, CSX Railfan2, Salt on Melons, Robert Delge, Flamin' Creations, Riley Welch the Swagger, Chen Gurry07, Mr. Person, the Rookie.
We've got Holy Stars, Mr. Alex Gov. There's Mr. BN King.
What's up, man?
Feel Good, Meow the Rocket.
John Quinn, Camon Pikachu.
Who else do we have here?
We've got, oh, that stupid dumb cunt Lives Porter.
Yeah, go over there and make something to eat.
All right, go give me a bean pie.
We got Baird Grimm, a friendly medic, Jessico Grubliny, Anthony J. What up, man?
Charles Sheed, Sean Rushford.
I'm not saying that name.
I already said that name.
Ebooger Z. Don't clown EBZ like that, man.
And I'm glad EBZ is, I'm glad he's streaming again.
I'm glad EBZ streaming again, man.
Holler at me, EBZ.
I can manage you, dude.
I can be your manager.
I'll tell you how to provide some content instead of just kind of, you know, having everybody see your regular everyday life and having to see you pick your nose and eat them and shit.
Anyway, who else we got here?
We got Scoot TM, Widow Killer.
That's not funny.
Lap Lasagna, Michael Marks, Jesus Christ, Bro Dog, Mr. Burger one.
There's Khabib number.
Khabib, I thought I kicked your ass out of here, too.
Yeah, we've got Jackler over here.
Major fail, Jackler.
Did you, who in the fuck did you think?
I mean, do you watch Eddie Izzard since you're a limey jackler?
Are you one of those guys that like, you know, well, I like the comedy of Eddie Izzid.
Eddie Izzid is just a brilliant comedian, and that's where I get my humor.
Is that what you're doing?
Anyway, we got Zed Commander, Sparky Sap, the awesome Sponge Alt.
I fart for food.
Oh, Troll War, if you don't say my nigga, go fuck yourself.
I'll fart for food.
Go fart in your fucking mother's mouth.
Who else we got?
Fart for Food and Troll War00:15:29
XR41TI.
There's Big Capitalist Daddy.
What's up, man?
What's up?
Banny Gers, Blaze554.
Boat.
What's going on, Boat?
How you doing, man?
Who else we have here?
We got Switch the Channel.
Jesus Christ.
That goddamn marriage won is coming back.
The unaverage dude.
Who else?
We have Watcher in the Dark.
The Surge.
RS Matrix.
I think we're done.
Oh, there's Ard Hammond.
That's great.
I mean, what the hell was that about, Ard Hammond?
You know, getting in a goddamn mommy, you know, I'm under the what the hell was that about, dude?
What's fucking weird and cringy and gross, you know?
I feel like I got to take a shower after this show because you're a sick son of a bitch.
We got Tombs 98, The Chicken Thought, Adam S, Sandwich.
All right, I got you, sandwich.
All right, now go make me a sandwich.
Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
Who else we have here?
What is this?
Buy that for a dollar.
Ghost steals market calls from his IC members.
Every crypto call he stole from Mile High, sparked Capitalist Cap, and a couple other members.
He scammed 42 coin himself.
Oh, shit has 300 USB.
That is the most hilarious thing.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, what's wrong with Ford stock?
I said Ford stock is a good cheap dividend-based stock to get into.
It was at the time, it was like in the $10, $9 range.
How can you get cheaper of a stock that pays dividends than that?
And not to mention Mile High.
Mile High is pissed off.
And we're going to go here.
We're going there.
Mile High decided in the prime of the big 2016-2017 pump when we had $800 billion market cap on crypto.
This son of a bitch decided, hey, dude, I'm going to quit my job.
And my mom and dad are not very happy with me about quitting my job.
They think that I need to, you know, continue my job and pursue something, but I'm good at this.
I'm good at trading crypto.
I'm making money.
I'm making lots of money.
And lo and behold, we had the big, you know, crypto contraction.
And this son of a bitch had to go back to his job.
I mean, you know, he's just pissed.
You know, I didn't tell him to quit his job.
What kind of a moron is going to quit his job on cryptocurrency trading, you fucking idiot?
I mean, cryptocurrency is a, it's a supplemental situation, dude.
It's not meant to be, hey, this is what I do for a living.
Oh, my God.
And Sparked?
Are you kidding me?
Me.
Sparked dude.
I've never even once invested anything.
That Sparks said.
I mean this guy uh, he invested in shit coins that he insisted in the oh, things are gonna go somewhere.
Dude, you don't understand this, is it?
You know, invest in this.
And he's.
He was holding bags during the whole increase of the market.
This dude was holding bags on his calls Jesus Christ and Capitalist, Capitalist Cap.
I mean Capitalist Cap just gives you in the inner circle, gave stock like like market reads, like like graph reads.
You'd like read graphs and trends.
Oh, my god, I mean Jesus.
I mean I'm not even.
What a joke.
That's why.
That's why those guys left the inner circle.
I mean these guys want to be pissed about it.
That's why they left the inner circle.
All right, I mean we, everybody in the inner circle talks about a lot of stuff.
You know everybody's independent.
I know everybody thinks that oh, if you're in the inner circle, you got to worship ghosts and you have to fucking believe in what he says and all this other shit.
That's not what happens.
That's not what happens.
Man, everybody is an independent person and we, we talk things out, we disagree and in the disagreement we have a very elaborate discourse in which those that don't know or don't have a say-so in either side can either gather whether or not they have a side after the debate, or whatever the case might be.
So give me a goddamn break.
Oh, my god.
And then the other guys that left.
I mean, come on dude, you going to unban Moonman and the others yet well, I don't know, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
You idiots are acting like a bunch of jerks.
Dirt dark, meme magician girl.
I really don't appreciate it all.
Right, I don't appreciate it.
So I don't.
I don't know.
Okay, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Just check and see if you're unbanned in the next show and maybe you'll find out.
Jesus Christ.
Ford was one of the biggest losers in the bull market.
Sign 2014.
Dude, I hold on.
Hold on.
I didn't go back to work you.
I made more money from Bitmex than I did in the bull market.
Oh stop, I knew it was you male, after we all grew up, Boomer.
I knew it was you, dude.
I knew it was you because I. That's why I went there.
I went there because the bottom line is, look, you told me that you quit your fucking job and you went back to work at the end of your little stint in the inner circle, you went back to work.
I was shocked that you went back to work.
I was like hey you're, you're back at work.
And you're like yeah, you know just, i'm going back to work now because there was no money to be made in goddamn cryptocurrency short-term trading ghost.
When are you gonna stop being an idiot stoner and start the damn graffiti?
That's not really big cap.
First of all, that's big Daddy Can.
The real one is big capitalist daddy.
And look, first of all, I didn't, I didn't suggest FORD until 2016, 2017.
FORD was at like eight or nine bucks during that time and I suggested it as a value investment play because it pays dividends.
I mean, how are you gonna get a stock at about nine or ten bucks?
That's gonna pay dividends.
Moreover, that is an actual producer of product.
So you're damn right.
I said hey look, that's a fucking decent, uh dividend paying stock.
I mean, that's what I mean.
What a fucking moron dude.
Anyway, you're a rich kid anyway, dude.
That's why you're like a 27 year old bald prick.
All right, that's still.
You know doing cocaine and you know whatever the hell else you're doing, thinking that you're some fucking young 21 year old and you're living with mommy and daddy.
Mommy and daddy will bail you out.
You have some fucking millionaire mommies and daddies, all right.
So just just shut up.
All right, dude.
Shut up, seriously.
All right, good for you.
You can go out here and be an irresponsible prick and mommy and daddy will still spoon feed your ass.
We're proud of you.
All right, you're a real capitalist now.
Anyway, let me move on, for christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, wait a minute.
You'd be like 28 or 29 now.
Hopefully, you know you're, and not to mention, didn't you just barely graduate college.
I mean, you're fucking, Tommy Boy.
What are you like?
Chris Farley, you know?
Going to fucking school for 10 years out here yeah baby yeah, i'm going to school for 10 years.
Now i'm coming out.
I'm not, i'm going to work, all right anyway, sorry about that.
I didn't mean to go off on this.
I didn't really want to talk about it, to be honest with you, but it's the truth.
You know these people, they're mad at me because they did shit on their own.
You know they're mad at me.
I didn't tell.
I didn't tell anybody to quit their fucking job and start trading crypto.
Are you kidding me?
That would be the last thing I would tell anybody to do.
The whole reason why I say stocks and this and that this is supplemental income, dude, this is supplemental income until it becomes a good form of income.
And even when it becomes a good form of income, you want to fucking save the cash.
You want to save it.
You don't want to fucking live lavish and out here and be like yeah bitch, i'm making all this money now you want to save it or grow it and put it into an asset?
All right, Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
I'm so pissed.
So anyway, i'm just.
I'm just saying all right no, I didn't ghost.
You made that up to keep your cult in control.
Dude, before you talk more, who is the one making money off of youtube?
I am richer at 25 than you were at 50 because you got a fucking mom and dad that are millionaires.
Dude great, yay.
I mean, you've accomplished a lot in life, Jesus Christ, your fucking your parents dude, you know?
Look, I don't want to get into.
All right, great you're, you're.
You're living lavish.
I'm proud of you.
All right, if you're gonna hijack my name, at least get it right, thank you.
Thank you, big capitalist daddy, thank you, look.
All right, I don't want.
Great you're.
You're the best dude.
You're the best ultimate trader, you're the best.
That's why you're still sticking around.
That's why you're crawling up my butt crack.
That's why you're still.
That's why you're still listening to my Show.
That's why you're still doing all this crap because you're worth all this money, right?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, did I miss any of these fucking names here?
Let me see.
Let me go back here.
We got, I didn't, who's Yoki UK Jesus Hot Rod?
I don't think I said that one.
Who else?
I think I've said all these.
I think I've said each and every one of these for Christ's sake.
I've seen each and shooting six lasers.
And I don't dox anybody, dude.
All those people that left, I didn't dox any of them, dude.
If anything, they know I won't dox them.
So they continue to agitate my show.
They continue to like fuck with like miners that are a part of the inner circle.
This guy who's talking here, this guy's him and a couple other people that left the inner circle are fucking with miners and trying to buy.
I mean, this is, this is just, it's stupid, dude.
That's why I'm saying it's dumb.
It's dumb garbage.
That's why everybody that, just think about this, everybody that joins the inner circle, they don't want to be a troll anymore.
I mean, y'all remember Cuckler III?
You know, he joins.
He doesn't want to be a troll anymore.
And, you know, he's a big contributor to the damn inner circle at this point in time.
And he's a major capitalist where he's from.
Twilly Atkins.
Twilly Atkins comes in, and lo and behold, she doesn't want to be a troll anymore.
Shut up, Daddy, before someone turns your house into a Christchurch lookalike.
Oh, you think I, you think, I wish a motherfucker would, dude.
I am, believe me, man, I'm not afraid of that.
That would be like, you know, that would be fun if you come out here and do that.
I'm not even kidding.
I've got so much artillery here.
You know, I wish a motherfucker would, dude.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that we're not some stupid cult that, oh, we got to do what Ghost says.
You know who the inner circle people are, man.
Some of them you know.
Go ask them.
Go ask them, dude.
We have great fucking intelligent conversations.
This isn't unlike any community.
I'm not trying to hype the inner circle, but that's why I kick it with these people.
These people are brilliant.
These people are smart.
These people are going in different directions in their lives.
I've got all kinds of different folks that are a part of the inner circle, man.
Millionaires.
I've got people that are running fucking corporations.
I've got people that are college kids that are aspiring to be something that are blowing my mind with their intelligence and their intellectual curiosity.
You know, I've got blue-collar workers.
I mean, I've got the whole gambit, man.
And it's just, it's, look, I'm just trying to let y'all know that you people that have this idea that the inner circle is just some kind of like cult or, you know, everybody does what I say.
We all have debates.
I've had great debates, brilliant debates with people that disagreed with me.
You know?
I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
And not to mention everybody who is there that just listens and takes something from me.
They paid for my Education.
I'll give you that.
But that's it.
Also, did you really just regard Capitalist Cap, capitalist of the year 2017, as a stock guy?
You fucking idiot.
He was the best crypto trader in the IC.
One of the best traders I've ever seen.
Yeah, well, you know, he was, first of all, Capitalist Cap did what he did because he was in a desperate situation.
And instead of, you know, like you and your friends that left the inner circle, bitching and moaning at dumb decisions that you fucking made and trying to bounce back from them and blaming me and blaming society and blaming this and blaming that,
Capitalist Cap used his desperation of whatever situation he put himself in and he used whatever money he had left to day trade the son of I mean, that's all he did for like 15 hours a day, you little prick.
All right, he understands how to read charts and shit.
That's what I'm telling you.
He would say, hey, look, we have a crypto chart.
You analyze charts, etc.
He wouldn't tell anybody what to fucking invest in, you stupid moron.
I'm telling you, you, and I'm, they just, uh, they just paid for my education.
Yeah, okay, great.
You know, good for you.
You know how many people that are in this chat room that are probably in college debt that would say, oh, yeah, must be nice.
And give me a break.
They just invented.
Dude, you're kind of a fucked up person, dude.
You don't know whether you're coming or going.
You're doing coke and doing all kinds of weird shit one minute.
And then you're like, you know what?
I'm a serious investor the next minute, dude.
Just look, I don't really care.
I hope that you're having a good life.
I don't want the bad, I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
Unlike you, for whatever reason, I don't know what your fucking problem is.
But go do you.
If you're having success, that's great.
If you're making fucking lots of money, that's great.
Why are you on my nuts?
Why are you on my nuts if you're doing so great?
It's obvious through your own actions that there's something wrong with you, dude.
All right, go talk to that mother of yours.
Didn't see some fucking big wig psychologist out here, fucking New York Times bestseller.
Why don't you go talk to that broad?
Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, anybody who's in the inner circle knows I'm telling the truth, but this guy's gonna be like, you know what?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna carve the narrative.
Why do you think he's donating so much, dude?
This dude has fucking money to burn.
Are you kidding me?
And it's not because of his great crypto trades either.
All right.
Anyway, look, this dude harshed my mellow.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right, this guy's telling absolute lies about the inner circle.
The inner circle is literally, everybody's independent.
All right.
Everybody is independent.
Carving the Narrative Online00:04:07
People can have their own perspective.
But if you have an opinion and you are not thoroughly versed in that opinion, because let me tell you, in the inner circle, you are going to be literally questioned and you're going to be debated to death by your perspective.
And that's the point.
That's the point.
It's a think tank, dude.
It's the think tank.
So anyway, that's why I keep telling you, dude, actions speak louder than words.
Take a look at the people that have joined and no longer want to be a part of your fucking sick, goddamn troll bullshit.
Take a look at them, dude.
Why would they do that if we're just like, oh, we're a cult and, you know, this is that.
It's a badass place, man.
Everybody there has to be intelligent.
Everybody there has to be intelligent for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Nathan Hall.
Hey, ghost, how do I make money?
How do they, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what you can do?
You want to know how to make money?
Go get yourself a fucking shoe shine box and go up to people in the street saying, Hey, do you want me to shine your shoes?
Okay, that's how you can make fucking money.
I mean, what?
I mean, what do you want me to tell you?
I mean, this is what I'm telling you, dude.
You have to accumulate all the knowledge and everything that's around you and make your own path in life.
You got to figure that shit out on your own, dude.
Give me a fucking break.
I mean, you have to use the avenues of making supplemental income to be able to go and do some things.
I can't go outside.
I have scoliosis.
Well, that sucks, dude.
I'm sorry to hear that.
But I think that you need to, instead of watching cartoons, I think that's a cartoon image that you got in your goddamn profile.
Why don't you read about how many people are making fucking fortune online, dude?
And I'm not just talking about this online little personality bullshit that everybody's doing on YouTube, dude.
I'm talking about like drop shipping.
I'm talking about, you know, purchasing product from one country and selling.
I mean, there's just, I don't, I don't.
I mean, come on, dude.
You can do it.
You got to figure this shit out on yourself.
You got to figure this out on your own.
It's all there.
It's on the internet.
You have to make yourself have the energy to look up and be like, okay, what is this?
I mean, look up Business Ideas 2019 on Google and then you'll, I mean, just go from there.
And then if you're interested in something, that's when you should ask questions for Christ's sake, all right?
That's when you can ask questions.
Like, look, I'm interested in this ghost, but, you know, how do I do this?
And how do I do?
That's when you'll get your questions answered, dude.
But give me a break.
How do I invest in stuff?
There's money, right?
There's something to buy.
You buy it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, good God.
Good Lord.
Anyway, let me take another hit of this.
I mean, you see, this is the bad part about our society.
The bad part about our society is that everybody, and I blame the education system.
If I was Fuhr, I shouldn't say that.
If I was the dictator, let's put it that way, okay?
If I was a dictator.
What's a good job where I can sit around and make lots of money by scratching my ass and not you can't, dude?
Everything, you have to work for everything.
Drug dealers have to work.
Okay?
Bank robbers have to work.
You don't think that's fucking work?
What these people are doing?
I mean, it's illegal.
I'm not condoning it.
But I mean, seriously, I mean, everybody has to work.
Everybody has to produce something.
Everybody's got to do something.
You can't just sit around and play video games and shit.
I mean, even the idiots that are out here playing video games and making money on it, like that fucking stupid, ethnically ambiguous, what is it?
Fakest Autist Ever Seen00:03:11
Lol Tyler.
Like that idiot.
I mean, you're calling me.
You think that I fake this show?
This fucking dumb, fucking ethnically ambiguous freak show on Twitch is so faking it makes me sick.
He is faking being an autistic tard and it's fucking cringy.
Yeah, Tyler one, whatever the fuck his name is.
I mean, this guy is the fakest fucking autist I have ever seen in my life.
And believe me, I have seen a lot of autists.
All right.
I've seen a lot of autists in my day.
And this fucking guy is over here making, I don't know how many hundreds of thousands sitting here pretending to be like, I'm so pissed.
I'm going to try to hold my breath and force the blood into my head.
I mean give me a fucking break dude.
I mean I That's why I don't I hate Twitch.
I will never do Twitch.
Okay.
I will never do Twitch ever ever ever even if I'm kicked off of YouTube or whatever.
I will never do Twitch if that's the kind of guy.
I mean every time I mean a Twitch streamer has that you know MO Like like you know like they just got shitted out of a goddamn social justice warrior circle jerk.
All right They either they're either like hey, how you doing?
I'm Mitch Jones and look at me.
I'm really cool, although I'm an over-feminine kind of look like I'm malnourished asshole, but I'm balling and I'm in Austin and look I mean give me a freaking break man.
Yeah Greek God that that fucking fat ass Greek I mean I can't believe people fucking watch that fat piece of trash.
Are you kidding me?
I mean he was a dying streamer you know you people talk about like Ice Poseidon and me being a leech off Ice Poseidon because I'm talking garbage to him and I'm trying to get him back into real life streaming.
This son of a bitch, goddamn asshole Greek god, he leeched off him when he was out there in that London stream.
He was a dying streamer.
Nobody cared.
And lo and behold, mooched off Ice Poseidon.
Now he thinks he's bigger than Ice Poseidon.
So he talks garbage about him.
Greek, you're a fat piece of lamer garbage.
All right.
And I don't like you, Greek.
You're a fat piece of trash.
All right.
I don't care if you're losing weight.
All right.
So for Christ's sake, give me my drink.
Fucking fake.
These guys are fake for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I heard Greek.
I saw it on one of these clip shows saying that he hates women and hates boobs.
I hate boobs, dude.
I don't know who it is.
I just, I fucking hate boobs.
You know, fucking, I don't like women.
Sacred Inner Circle Soliloquy00:03:42
You know what I mean?
Well, then, what do you like, Greek?
Huh?
Maybe it's because you're so fat in the ass.
And what do I always say?
If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes.
You can't see your penis.
You got diabetes.
Ghost, tell them about how you can make big bucks drawing fan art in a niche fetish.
Oh, jeez.
Dropbags are making thousands of dollars on Patreon drawing popular waifus.
We could make crypto waifus and chill our coin.
What do you think?
You know what?
Don't even joke about that, dude.
Don't even joke about that because you're going to give some fucking idiot an idea out here.
All right.
But I don't even.
Oh, yeah.
Listen, that's why I'm telling all you people.
You could be crippled.
You can have scoliosis.
You just got to look and you can find something online.
I'm so tired of people.
They're like, man, I don't know how to do nothing.
Well, then go shine shoes, dude.
If you know nothing else, go out with a shoe shine box and fucking spit shine somebody's shoes and make them look like fucking mirrors.
All right.
Make those shoes look like fucking mirrors and then and then you'll start making money on your own and then you'll figure out, man, I can do this and I can provide a service and I can do this.
I just got to, I got to go sell.
I got to be personable.
I got to do this.
I got to do that.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me get this.
I got to get another beer.
All right.
I'm going to get another fucking beer.
And look, I didn't mean to go off on this soliloquy, folks, but you know, these fucking people on text-to-speech over here, they're talking garbage.
And I'm not, especially these inner circle assholes.
I'm not going to let them sit here and besmirch the inner circle, dude.
The inner circle, you know, I take it sacred, man.
Like a pastor takes the Bible.
He takes it sacred.
Like the farmer takes the earth.
He takes it sacred.
All right?
I like the inner circle, and that's why I spend so much time with them.
I'm telling you, I lose sleep because I want to kick it with the inner circle and have these very long conversations.
When I didn't have the Saturday Night Troll show, I was there in the inner circle all night long and had great conversations with these guys, man.
I love those.
I love those guys.
And girls, by the way, there's females and males.
And we do have trannies in there as well.
Okay.
So that's how come I'm so insightful about the tranny strife because I've had, we're open.
We're open out here, baby.
We're not, you know, these fucking people.
It's a cult.
Get the fuck out of here.
It's a cult.
You got to do this and that.
Tranny supremacy forever.
No, I'm not going there.
Wait a minute.
There ain't no.
There's no supremacy, all right?
No tranny supremacy.
None of that shit.
Oh, fuck.
I'm spilling my beer.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Fucking fuck.
Fucking hell, man.
Luckily, this Corsier goddamn keyboard is waterproof.
Jesus Christ, man.
Fucking hell, dude.
Why do I always do that, man?
You know, I store my beers like right next to me during the show in an ice chest so I can just get right to it.
And I get one and I bust it open.
And here I lie down, dude.
Lower the IC price.
Fuck no.
Waterproof Keyboard and Beer Break00:02:58
Are you kidding me?
Lower the IC price, ghost.
I was thinking about upping it to 500 bucks.
I'm not even kidding me.
I'm not even kidding.
Because listen, the inner circle.
Since you tell lies about me and several others, how about your show scheduled one of these nights?
No radio graffiti.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
What, no, now you want to, you see, now, you see how sick this dude is?
He's like, why don't you have me host one of your shows?
Oh, yeah, you'll show me.
For Christ's sake, you could barely hold a conversation when you were in the inner circle, dude.
You were so dry, it was like fucking watching paint dry, dude.
The only time you gave some, are you going to get, are you going to be on Coke?
Because that's the only time you're really exciting, man.
That's why everybody be like, hey, how you doing?
You'd be on coke and be like, hey, how you doing?
So, I'm just saying, alright?
I'm just saying.
Anyway, I got to get your radio graffiti, dude.
I mean, I'm serious.
I got to get your fucking radio graffiti up there.
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A web developer, app developer, you name it, dude.
Graphics designer.
Blogger.
Fucking Fiverr.
I mean, come on, dude.
All right.
Hey man, let me go ahead and take a take a swig of this.
All right, what I'm going to do here, I think it's going to.
I've tried coding, it's too complicated.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, anyway, I don't want to say anything.
I'll be here.
I'll be right back.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to take a break, and I'm going to – hold on.
Let me chug this beer and let me take a break.
All right.
Yeah, we're going right to Radio Graffiti.
And we're going to have Radio Graffiti for a long time.
But you remember, first of all, the reason that Radio Graffitis haven't been as exciting is because we haven't had as many people call in, first of all.
And secondly, you either have to literally up your volume.
Okay, you got to up your volume.
And if you have an Obama phone, do not call.
Okay?
Do not call.
Okay, so seriously, I mean, everybody just calm down on that shit.
Do not call.
All right.
They don't call in because the show drags on too late.
Well, dude, I mean, how do you think I'm able to do this show on YouTube?
People Trying to Talk Chainlink00:05:10
I mean, these are the times I got it from y'all, dude.
Coding is too complicated.
I've been doing this since I tried Q Basic at age 9.
If you can't code, you might as well admit you can't follow directions.
Oh, and listen, hey, hamster rides, you better shut your ass up.
Whatever happened to, you know, your little dot wave little shtick here.
Now you're sitting here talking trash.
Oh, you want to be the next one out of here?
Huh?
You want me to kick your ass out of here like you got a hamster hanging out your asshole?
Just sit there and shut your damn mouth, hamster rides.
I'm tired of fucking seeing you too.
Seeing you with your little snide remarks, for Christ's sake.
And all you people that are out here are like ghost is against freedom of speech.
And who the hell said my show was a democracy, you piece of crap?
All right, it's the ghost show.
All right, it's the goddamn ghost show.
People are out here trying to sit here and think that I'm some kind of an idiot.
I wanted to talk about how the Democrats were in deep shit and leftists are triggered.
And now I'm fucking three and a half hours into this garbage.
All right.
Bad that asshole engineer.
I'm tired of seeing.
I'm tired of seeing it.
I'm tired of it.
Get him out.
Get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
You're my drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Thank you, Ashley.
I have never met someone who couldn't learn to code in some damn capacity.
Seriously, apply yourself.
If you don't like coding, that's fine.
It's not the only path in life.
You own your destiny.
Don't sit back and act like nothing works.
Man, man.
Jesus.
Ashley impatiently waiting over here.
Check-in in Ghost.
Do you follow Chainlink at all?
I know a lot of people think it's a meme, but it might blow up.
Went from 50 cents to 83 cents in the past week or two.
Well, everything was, dude.
Everything was, bro, dog.
People have been literally trying to get me to talk about Chainlink.
I had a donation in cryptocurrency that was followed up by a message on ghost.report sent to me saying, hey, I gave you this money so you can talk about Chainlink.
And I mean, dude, Chainlink is all hype.
All right.
It's all hype until they have a legitimate amount of businesses and services that accept it as good to exchange goods and services.
Or They get decent partnerships, man.
And hey, by the way, Banny Gers in the chat room.
Look, Austin is bad, dude.
All right.
Austin, I want to get out of San Antonio because San Antonio is starting to get bad and shit.
But Austin is gone.
It's lost, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I was watching Ice Poseidon's live stream.
I mean, I'm not trying to be racist, dude.
I really am not.
I'm a cultural melting pot.
But did you see the amount of minorities that were...
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Do not listen to that Chainlink shill.
He is a Pajit shilling his shit coin.
We are completely flooded with Chainlink shills and their retarded frog posting.
Fuck off Pajites.
You know, I'm not a big fan of Chainlink.
I don't see anything that makes me believe that it's going to be a winner at all, dude.
I would be saying so if it was.
All right.
Let me get, let me get, kick that fake fact fucking Captain Desi out of here.
You got a whole bunch of fake cat.
Kick fake Captain Desi's out of here.
Christ's sake.
Trying to sit over here.
Let me smoke.
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I would strongly advise, if you want the safe bet, look at a blue chip stock that pays dividends.
And whatever you would traditionally put in your savings account, I would, you know, hook it up and try to put it into a high-yield blue chip dividend so that if you do that for five, ten years, aside from accumulating the amount of blue chip stock within that time frame, you're going to get quarterly dividends every time.
Quarterly dividends, baby.
All right.
So anyway, anyway, look, I'm going to take this last hit.
I'm going to drink.
I'm going to go take a break, drain the main vein, and we're going to come back.
We're going to do Radio Graffiti.
All right.
My apologies.
We've had a lot of stuff.
Fucking, you know, I didn't really, I did not mean to bring the inner circle drama into this broadcast.
I really did not, man.
That was, you know, you know, people donate.
You know, it is what it is.
Taking a Break from Radio Graffiti00:05:49
It just, it's sad, dude.
It's sad.
Anyway, let me smoke this.
And I don't dislike those dudes.
They just, they were just jerks.
And they decided to uniformly be jerks.
And they left.
I mean, why are they still here if I'm a bad guy, right?
I mean, these guys were kicked out like what, two, almost, well, I'd say a year and a half ago, some shit.
These guys are still around.
So, I mean, give me a break.
Hey, I've made this money.
I've made all the money.
Well, then why are you not banging like two bitches in a hot tub right now?
You know, why aren't you like cruising your Ferrari down the street and shit?
I mean, I'm just saying, why aren't you in Vegas right now, like, you know, rolling the dice at a craps table?
I mean, get the, it's bullshit.
These are trolls, dude.
It's sad, you know?
You made a bad decision.
Everybody who left the inner circle were either, I'm going to be honest with you, they were really sick people, or they made a bad decision, and they wanted to blame somebody else.
They wanted to resort back to their stupid trolls.
I mean, every one of these trolls that were with this asshole that's like claiming like, you know, go sucks at the markets, this asshole, him and that crew, they all made bad decisions.
I mean, they all made bad decisions in life.
One guy, he got some deaf chick pregnant, a chick that was deaf.
I don't even know why he was going at, well, I know why.
I don't want to get into it, but either way, got a deaf chick pregnant.
Another guy, which was the deaf chick guy's best friend, this guy got a black chick pregnant.
Okay?
I'm just, I'm just saying, all right.
Talk about Oflame.
I don't want to talk.
That dude, that dude needs some serious help.
All right.
That dude, that dude's very, he's, I mean, I wouldn't even call him autistic.
I would call him a paranoid schizophrenic.
Very bad.
And you know, the bad part about it is I felt compassion for the person that they're mentioning there.
I felt compassion.
All right.
I felt compassion for him because he was, you know, he claimed to be autistic, but he was pretty smart.
He understood things, whatever.
And then one day, I don't know, he didn't take his medication and started talking all kinds of bullshit to everybody.
And then he claims that I'm planning school shootings or some shit in my fucking chat room.
That dude's horrible.
That dude's a, he's a paranoid schizophrenic.
That's all I have to say about that dude.
I don't want to say anything more.
He's, he, he needs help, dude.
You know, obviously, somebody that is supposed to be his caretaker isn't caring about taking care of him.
I'll tell you that.
Anyway, let me move on.
I got to, hold on, let me chug this beer and then we'll come back and do radio graffiti.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry, dude.
I got to take radio graffiti.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I wasn't ready.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to chug this and then we're going to radio graffiti.
Well, I'll have to have to take a break.
I got to hook up everything for radio graffiti and then we'll get to radio graffiti.
Anyway, cheers.
I'm chugging beers and shoe nice.
And the only reason I say that is because I'm paying homage to the old shoe nice, not this desperate piece of fucking garbage that's out here saying, hey, you all owe me, okay?
All right.
I dubs, you owe me, okay?
You know, the LA Beast, you owe me, you know?
Shoe nice.
I mean, that dude.
Very, very sad, sad, slippery slope downwards.
He needs to keep chugging.
You know, I hate to say this.
He needs to keep chugging liquor bottles.
And, you know, then maybe people will care again because he doesn't understand.
That's what people knew him by, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Oh, man.
And hey, keep disliking, dude.
I love it.
It shows engagement.
I bet you didn't know that, huh?
Hey, I bet you didn't know that, huh?
All right.
Anyway, I'm going to go.
I'll be right back.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to put on insanity control and I'm going to be right back.
I'm going to drain the main vein and hook up all the radio graffiti stuff.
And when I come back, we're going to have radio graffiti.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry that, you know, we're a little bit farther into the broadcast than I anticipated in putting in radio graffiti.
But, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
All right.
Look, it is what it is.
It just, I'm sorry.
Anyway, when I come back, we're going to hook it up.
All right.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
It's radio graffiti time.
And hey, engineer, do you got everything queued up?
Do you got everything?
I buy that for another.
Drain the catheter base.
Shut up, asshole.
Engineer Queued Up for Return00:14:59
Listen, I'm tired of you people saying that I have a catheter, that I'm in a fucking wheelchair.
Dude, I'm a pretty badass man, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I mean, look, I like my privacy.
I don't want to be seen or whatever, but I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'm telling you that right now, man.
All right.
And you people telling me that I'm in a goddamn wheelchair.
I don't like it, dude.
I don't like it at all.
I don't like it at all.
And hey, Liz Porter, if you don't shut your mouth, I'll fucking kick your ass out, too.
You understand, Liz Porter, you piece of trash?
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this crap.
Prove you can walk.
You know, go fuck yourself.
Prove I can walk.
All right, look, I'm going to be right back.
I'm not going to fucking prove if I can walk for Christ's sake.
Why don't you prove that you even have, why don't you prove that you're a man, boy?
How about that?
Why don't you prove to your, prove you're a man, boy?
Prove you're a man, boy.
And by the way, Liz Porter, why don't you go get in the goddamn kitchen where you belong and make some sandwiches and do something useful, all right?
Son of a bitch.
All right, what we're going to do here is I'll be right back.
And oh, oh, now I'm going to.
Hey, listen, you trolls asked for this type of treatment, okay?
You trolls asked for this type of treatment.
You're going to come at me and you're going to do all this garbage.
Well, then you know what?
I just, look, I conjured up the spirit of Ike Turner.
And this is what I did.
Fucking.
Fucking.
That's what I goddamn did.
Anyway, I'm not, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to come back with radio graffiti.
All right.
And yeah, that's what we're doing for Christ's sake.
And I can't believe you people turned this episode 56.
I wanted to talk about some serious subject matters.
I wanted to talk about how the Democrats are in deep doo-doo and the deep state, deep doo-doo.
The leftists are triggered because of the abortion laws.
And let me tell you something.
When did sucking babies out of a uterus, when did sucking babies out of a uterus become the equivalent of reproductive rights?
Reproductive rights.
This should make you think a little bit, huh?
No, it's women's reproductive rights.
It's our bodies.
It's our bodies.
And we can vacuum out a life out of our uterus pipe if we want to or not.
And oh yeah, Koyu Cuck, thank you very much.
We want proof of life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Is that too hard to ask?
I mean, seriously, I think they're doing a weekend at Bernie situation with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I want proof of life, or if not, let's get a new Supreme Court justice in there and let's do it now.
I want a proof of life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
With that being said, let's go ahead.
I'll be right back.
Put the music on, Engineer.
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
It's radio graffiti.
And yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead, Engineer.
We're going to go ahead and do this.
Goddamn troll sons of bitches.
All right, here we go.
Okay, now I hope everybody's happy, all right?
Because this was a very weird show today, and I don't know where we went wrong, but it is what it is.
All right, and uh, before we get to Raider Graffiti, you know what time it is?
I need more beer!
And by the way, I apologize, excuse me, I apologize for all this goddamn inner circle drama bullshit.
But these people, look, I mean, if they were so like great, and yeah, you know, you suck, and this is you know, I'm making all this money and all this garbage.
Why are they on my nuts, dude?
It's just They because they're not, you know, it's sad.
I mean, really, I don't want to hurt these dudes, but they just made bad decisions, dude.
And, you know, bad decisions that are going to affect them for a long time.
You know, it's not just like a bad decision that you can rectify in many cases.
It's, you know, it's like bad decisions.
You know, it is what it is.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Are we ready for this, Engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcasts.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And when the operator bitch starts talking, push in that code 844-286.
And I forgot to push the little, you got to push the pound or the hashtag little symbol on your phone right after you push in the code.
Remember, some people don't understand this.
You have to push in the code, and then after you push in the code, you push the pound or hashtag key, and then you will be in queue to be called on radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti.
And before we get to it, no Obama phones, no Helen Keller deaf mutes, okay?
No Helen Keller deaf mutes, none of that stuff.
If you're going to call up, make sure that you are loud.
Make sure your phone doesn't suck a cock with it.
All right.
So that we can have a proper radio graffiti.
All right.
Do we have any radio graffiti callers, engineer?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Who the hell do we have here for Christ's sake?
Hey, we got some people calling in.
We got some people calling in up in here.
How about Scuffed Ice Poseidon, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Scuffed Ice.
Oh, shit.
Wrong fucking hair.
Scuffed ice beside.
I'm sorry to read it.
And I'd like to share a very special creature.
I'll let you take that any way you want.
But this is a group of hambones.
Now, it's almost time to feed them.
So let me get the beer.
There we go.
And let's open the door.
Yes, how are you?
Yes.
Yes.
I have your food.
I have your beverage.
Please just.
Okay, okay.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Just rip that one right over.
Okay.
Oh, well, now.
Wasn't that a treat?
Get this stupid idiot off for Christ's sake.
That's not fucking funny.
And you people that laugh and I'm not kidding around.
I'm taking a list of you people that think that my misfortune and people making fun of me and people want me dead and people hurting me that you find it amusing.
I'm taking a list.
Look, I got a fucking shit right here.
Taking a goddamn list.
And believe me, you know, Jesus.
All right, let's move on.
How about Texas US, Radio Graffiti?
The man's name is Texas USA, and he's of a particular persuasion.
He hates a man named Ghostler, but I would like to have this songwriter, along with myself, the American game master, say one thing about him.
I like saying one thing before.
Fuck you, Texas Usay.
Fuck you, don't stop it.
And that was it?
That's what you did?
That was it, you piece of shit.
And I'm telling you.
You idiots wouldn't come down here to Texas and say that.
I'm telling you right now, you would not do it.
You would not goddamn do it.
I guarantee you.
All right?
Oh, hold on.
What is this?
Ghost lied again, Radio Graffiti.
How about King Demo Plan, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Jackler.
Hey, Kate, don't forget Radio Graffiti in the second hour like you promised.
You know what?
I didn't promise nothing.
That's another thing with you autists.
Hey, are you radio graffiti?
You know what?
I owe radio graffiti.
I owe radio graffiti to these people.
You know what?
We're having radio graffiti on Bowling Friday in an earlier time, okay?
Whether the first or second hour.
I'm not joking around.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Did I say I promise?
I didn't say I promise.
I said we'll do it.
All right.
Let me shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a fucking liar.
All right.
I didn't say I promise.
I'm tired of you, trolls.
You promised.
You promised.
I didn't promise shit.
All right?
So, so let me tell you, is this how you want to play tonight?
Is that it?
Is that how you want to play?
How you want me to end this goddamn show early?
Is that how you want to fucking play this garbage?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to do a damn.
You sorry sacks of crap.
That's what you are, dude.
You're just a bunch of sorry sacks of crap, man.
All right?
Who the hell is this?
How about dumped Radio Graffiti?
How about King Demo Plan, Radio Graffiti?
Trump listens to this show, man.
I know.
I know, man.
Asked us if you know a gentleman by the name of Ghost from a radio program called The Ghost Show.
This gentleman says you listen to his show and take his advice pretty often.
Is this true?
No, this guy is someone I've never heard of.
I've never met this guy before.
I've not listened to this man's show before.
But since we're on the topic, I'm going to say that I'm more of a wrestling speech.
Fucking heaven.
Shut the fuck up, you f!
He listened!
President Trump listens to my show, you sack of crap!
He listens!
Son of a bitch!
That's a fake Trump!
And anybody knows it, man!
Trump Listens to My Broadcast00:07:36
All right, you understand.
You have to understand.
Trump listens to my fucking broadcast, all right?
Go back to the archives if you don't fucking believe me.
There's a fucking bunch of archives, all right?
From 2008 to 2017, boy, at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Do you understand me?
Listen to those archives.
Listen to those goddamn archives.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
Go take a look at those goddamn archives.
He listens.
Donald Trump listens.
Shut up.
Just shut up, all of you.
Just shut the fuck up.
Christ's sake, man.
What a bunch of bastards you are.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
G'day, man.
Just wanted to say I love Australia.
The home of fairy bread, sausage singers, and of course, budding tardware thought.
Oh, no, this is the distill it.
Is this just a no?
No, no.
Stop huffing the fucking paint, dude.
Stop huffing the fucking paint.
It's not.
And shut up, man.
Sniff.
You see this?
You see what you did, goddamn distilling?
You got these fucking people out here.
Let's look.
Stop with the sniff garbage in the chat room, dude.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
How about my main man, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, my main man, Radio Graffiti.
You're on your own, man.
Fucking Helen Keller, death mute piece of trick.
Get him out of here.
Who else do we have here?
about pepsi man radio graffiti what the fuck hold on get this shit
Get this garbage off of here, please.
Damn!
Man, what the hell was that, for Christ's sake?
Stupid.
Who the hell is Dio Marlon Brando fan, Radio Graffiti?
We've got Pylon's Radio Graffiti.
Hold on, what the hell is funny, Valentine?
Who the hell are you?
Who is this?
You lingo your violence!
I don't hurt you, people!
Do it, man!
Alright, alright, get this shit out of here.
That's not funny, dude.
I really don't like when you people link me to my own show.
You make me look like a tar, and I don't really appreciate it, man.
All right, who the hell is this?
How about bathroom pervert, radio graffiti?
I will be Mr. Black People.
What the fuck are you doing in my neighborhood, boy?
Well, what difference does it make to you there, brother?
Called you broke.
Fuck out of here, man.
Fuck out of here, man.
I fucking hate niggers.
Ghost D. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOU FUCKING ASSHO!
SON OF A BITCH!
Son of fucking ass!
Shut up!
I can go into black neighborhoods!
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
That's a fucking lie, dude.
They wouldn't hurt me.
They wouldn't hurt me if I went into a goddamn black neighborhood.
I'd be at KFC.
They wouldn't hurt me.
They wouldn't hurt me, for Christ's sake.
Who else do I...
Who is this?
How about 860 Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey Ghost, it's me, the one and only, the person that I know you, it's Dark Blaine to F7.
It's nice to meet you.
Hey, how's it going?
What's going on with you, man?
Oh, nothing much.
Just usual days.
It's just hanging there and just waiting patience.
That's cool, man.
You want to give a shout out or you want to give some props to people?
Well, you might know me as the DarkBlain257.
I'm on a, like, uh, business show in the...
Well, I mean, uh, you know what I mean.
Big fun.
All right, man.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
That isn't Black Star Try.
It isn't.
Yeah, man.
Are you kidding me?
Wait, hold on.
Who the hell is this?
Scuff Twilly Atkins Radio Graffiti.
And I want to remind everybody, you want to give Twilly Atkins a little head, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Believe me, you want Willie Atkins to have a lot of head so that you can just shove down the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage in the goddamn bathroom, all right?
Man, that's horrible, man.
Can you stop?
All right, first of all, stop besmirching Tweely.
And secondly, I never said that.
That's a goddamn splice and everybody knows it.
How come everybody hates Tweeley all of a sudden?
I think that's really fucked up.
You know what I mean?
She was really devoted to you, trolls, and then all of a sudden she, you know, joined the inner circle and she realized, you know what, I want, you know, I mean, give me a break, dude.
Give me a break.
You guys are haters is what you is.
You guys are a bunch of goddamn haters, dude.
And I don't understand it.
I don't understand.
How about how about 360 radio graffiti?
Hey guys, so it's for me and Azan Hole.
I was wondering, how do I actually make money?
Like I Google how to invest and stuff, but there's like no, there's too many results.
It's really confusing.
How do I do this?
How do you do it?
You learn from Google.
Hold on, hold on.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
You're 21.
Are you or are you not a homosexual?
I'm straight.
Okay.
So why is it that you're like why can't you learn?
Why can't you learn?
I look up how to invest on Google and there's like so many results.
Like it's really confusing.
I have ass burgers and it's like I don't know where to like.
Where do I start with?
How Do I Actually Make Money00:04:17
All right, get this out, you.
I got Asburgers right off the bat.
Right off the bat, I got ass burgers.
All right, I got ass burgers with extra cheese and tomato.
All right, all right, look just, I don't know what to tell you.
All right, I mean, you know, what do you want from me, dude?
I mean Jesus Christ.
I mean you hear, you hear what I got to put up with dude, do you?
Do you hear what I have to put up with?
For heaven's sake, Jesus Christ anyway, who else do we have here?
How about uh, Jesus Christ, I don't know who else we got here.
How about uh, How about 707 radio Graffiti?
Uh how about 707 radio graffiti?
Uh how about 707 radio graffiti?
Wait, wait, wait, were you gonna repeat me on the goddamn radio graffiti?
How about 707 radio graffiti?
Wait, wait, wait, were you gonna repeat me on the goddamn radio graffiti?
How about 707 radio graffiti?
You gotta be kidding me, man.
How did you do that?
You gotta be kidding me, man.
How did you do that?
You've gotta be kidding me, man.
How did you do that?
Oh, man, this is this is fucked up, man.
I mean, on radio graffiti, too.
Oh, man, this is fucked up, man.
I mean, on radio graffiti, too.
Oh, man, this is fucked up, man.
This is not goddamn funny, man.
I'm tired of this fucking goddamn target, man.
I'm tired of this good fucking goddamn target, man.
I'm tired of this good fucking goddamn.
All right, shut this shit off.
I'm tired of it, man.
Shut it off.
Shut it off for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, man, on radio graffiti, too, man, on radio graffiti as well, dude.
Fucking hell, man.
God damn it.
What a radio graffiti, dude.
561 radio graffiti.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
We got Captain Desi.
You've been a mild nosey son of a bitch for some time now.
Well, my name is Blackman, and this is Jacqueline's Mouse Game.
How are you doing?
I don't care.
Now, this beating is from Jacqueline, Captain Altigla, and the outcir.
I ain't made it a bro!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
GAAAGH! GAAAGH!
You sick son of a- GAAGH!
Sick son of a bitch!
Damn it for Christ's sake, man.
Leave Desi alone.
Leave Captain Desi alone, man.
God damn it, man.
What's wrong with you people, man?
What's the obsession with Captain Dessey and you sick trolls?
I don't know.
I don't goddamn know, man.
Now you're making me belch, man.
Fucking sick, dude.
You're sick.
You're goddamn sick.
Jesus Christ, you're sick.
All of you, you're all sick, man.
How about 970 radio graffiti?
Hey, it's mile high.
How's it going?
Oh, yeah, it's a real mile high.
Leave Captain Desi Alone Man00:15:27
Yeah, it's me.
All right, what do you want?
Nah, you've been talking a lot of shit about us in the past, and tonight came on and donated some money to, I guess, talk back about it.
So I would like to hear about why you think I failed as a traitor.
Why it's bad that Iberian got a Deaf girl pregnant.
Okay.
All that stuff.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Let me put you on hold.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
All right.
First and foremost, every trade, and listen, I'm not trying to hate on you, dude.
I'm telling you from experience.
I don't know where you get off saying that, oh, well, you know, you ripped off like trades from me.
Trade, I never ripped off anything from you people.
Every trade that you suggested, you were one of the first, you even advised Chainlink.
You know, I'm not even joking.
So that within itself, and listen, I mean, you know, I talked to you and I thought I was really close to you, but of course, you know, you trolls are your trolls.
And then you decided that, you know, hey, you know what?
I'm going to do trading on my own.
I'm going to quit my job.
And my parent, you even told me that your parents were against it.
And, you know, I wasn't encouraging.
I was just like, I don't know if it's a good idea.
And then lo and behold, the reason you, an Iberian, and, you know, Christian capitalist and all these people, the reason that y'all were all like, hey, we're the boomer gang and boomer this and boomer that is because y'all made bad decisions in life, dude.
Now, look, maybe you bounce back.
Maybe you're, you know, living lavish.
That's great.
I'm not, I'm not hating on you for it.
It's just that you sons of bitches are out here.
And I know that you're in these troll little fucking names and say, you know, ghost sucks and ghosts this and do this and do that.
If I'm look, if I'm such an idiot and I'm such a bad guy, all right?
All right, then why the hell are you still around?
If you're rich and living lavish and doing this and doing that, why am I such a bad guy?
And let me let me explain to about Iberian since you want to air his dirty laundry out here.
Iberian, I want to be honest with you.
He, I had the biggest ambitions for Iberian.
He made a tremendous amount of money, a tremendous amount of money during the crypto rises, man.
He did great investments.
He did a lot of shit.
He made a lot of money.
He made tens of thousands of dollars during the 2016, 2017 bull run of crypto.
Okay.
And I mean, the guy had a good job.
He was single.
He was doing his own thing.
He was saving money.
I mean, the guy, I was proud of him.
Okay.
Then he came along and said, Hey, look, Ghost, I've got this broad that I'm talking to.
And I was very happy for him to find a woman.
Then he incrementally told me, Well, Ghost, you know, she's deaf.
And I'm like, what?
She's deaf.
Well, yeah, you don't understand, Ghost.
She's deaf and she's like a psychologist for deaf people.
And she's got three, she's got six figures, you know, and you know, you combine my money with her money.
I mean, this dude was doing that, okay?
And then for whatever reason, he decided that he was going to, I don't know, I guess he decided that he was going to, I guess, have sex without protection.
I don't know what the, I don't know what it was.
But either way, he got her pregnant.
And when he got her pregnant, since, you know, since you want to air out the dirty laundry over here, she was a complete psychotic broad.
All right.
And at the end with Iberian, I was disappointed.
I mean, I was very disappointed that he got her pregnant.
And then I gave him shit for it.
Okay.
And then the broad that he got pregnant, which was a deaf psychiatrist or whatever, she became so unbearable that he would come to the inner circle.
I was like, oh my God, you know, It's, you know, she threatened to kill herself and kill the baby and she threatened to do this and do that.
I mean, you know, he was having major problems.
So I'm just going to answer that.
You asked you.
You asked Iberian.
You know, you guys made decisions that I didn't.
I didn't condone.
You think that I would condone somebody just, oh, I'm going to quit my job.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to trade crypto for life.
Come on, dude.
It's a supplemental income situation, man.
And you think that I would condone like, you know, some kind of, you know, guy using some deaf psychiatrist chick for added income and then realizing that, oh, man, it was a bad decision.
I mean, that's really what it came down to.
And you guys are still around, dude.
You guys are still around talking garbage, you know, doing this, doing that.
And, you know, I know that you guys are trolling.
So if you guys are trolling, well, then why the hell are you, why the hell are you even still here?
Why are you even still around, dude?
I mean, seriously, go ahead.
I'll let you talk.
Go ahead.
What the hell's your problem?
Go ahead.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
I put the wrong one here.
Go ahead.
Shit.
Eric, go ahead.
Sorry, my bad.
Go ahead.
Am I off hold now?
Yeah, go ahead, man.
So what were you talking about when I was on hold?
What are you talking about?
I just told you.
Yeah, you see what I'm saying?
You see this?
You see what I'm saying, folks?
You see this?
I knew it.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
Do you see this?
You know, I bring out the truth in this idiot.
And look at what happens.
Look at what, do you see this?
I mean, good God.
I mean, and this is why these guys are out of the inner circle, dude.
I'm just telling you.
I gave him the opportunity and he was like, I mean, give me a fucking break.
No, it's not a relaxed brain.
This dude doesn't, you know, he admitted to do Coke and all these other drugs and shit.
So whatever.
Okay, whatever.
Anyway, I wanted to have a conversation.
I was willing to give you the goddamn floor.
I'm sure everybody that's listening would like to know, like, what is, what is this?
What's going on?
And yeah, okay.
I'm just telling you, dude, I don't want the worst for you guys.
It's just that you guys made bad decisions and you blame the inner circle.
You blame me.
You guys made bad fucking decisions, dude.
I mean, I just told you that, you know, your bad decision and Iberians.
And I'm telling you the truth.
And that's why you're pissed, dude.
I want nothing but the best for inner circle members, dude.
But these people took their own road and I told them so.
And they didn't want to hang around for me to say I told them so.
That's really what it comes down to, dude.
You know, they didn't want me to say, hey, I told you so.
They didn't want to stick around for that.
And I don't blame them, but, you know, don't come around and try to blame me for it, for Christ's sake.
I gave this guy the opportunity.
I was willing to give him the airtime.
I was willing.
And you heard him.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I hope this proves a lot.
I'm telling you, this is why.
And these guys left on their own.
They all left on their own, except for like one or two of them.
Christian Capitalist, we had to kick out because he decided to, you know, hey, I'm with these guys.
I have a black pregnant chick and I'm cool.
Even though I say the N-word, he would spam N-word all the time in the chat room.
And, you know, anyway, look, I'm tired.
Okay.
It is what it is.
All right.
You all heard it, dude.
You all heard it.
I hate to air this drama, this inner circle drama on the broadcast, but I'm telling you, dude, we're not a cult.
Anybody that wants to leave, they can leave.
This dude's a fucking, he's just, he's a rich kid idiot, dude.
That's why he has the money and the time and the effort to be here.
All right?
His fucking parents are millionaires, dude.
He's, you know, whatever.
Anyway, let me move on.
That's why he has the time.
I'm telling you, many of these dumbass little fucking names that you see as trolls out here, it's this asshole and the other fucking pricks.
They can't get over it.
They know I told them that, hey, you shouldn't have fucked a fucking deaf chick.
You shouldn't have fucked a black chick.
You shouldn't have stopped fucking working and thought that you were going to make a living crypto trading.
You shouldn't have bought a house, etc.
And they're just pissed about it, dude.
They're just pissed.
All right.
And that's why they can't let it go.
Anyway, let's move on.
How about coffee, dude, radio graffiti?
I'm not a fucking shuckle goblin.
Shut up.
I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin.
I don't get paid damn for this broadcast anymore.
I don't get paid nothing.
I mean, I've seen some of you people go on these damn in-real life streams.
All right.
All right.
Shut this idiot up for Christ's sake.
All right.
Ain't nobody got time for that either, you piece of crap.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
How about 619 radio graffiti?
619 radio graffiti.
What's going on?
What?
You're just going to be a Helen Keller deaf mute?
Huh?
Did you finally get busted?
Commander, radio graffiti.
Yo, so ghost, I need some advice.
My parents left like a month ago to go live at Applebee's.
I run out of beans and Cheetos to eat, and I've tried to eat in the cotton out of my pillows.
I don't know what to do, are you kidding me, man?
I mean, listen to me.
You know what I would do, you stupid little punk, if I was there and I was your goddamn stepdaddy?
Fucking, I'd take you to the woodshed.
You understand that, boy?
I'd take you to the woodshed, and I'd fucking make a goddamn man out of you.
Do you understand me, you little punk?
I'd make a man out of you.
Are you going to hit me with your gay belt?
My gay belt?
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's not a gay belt, you stupid little fruit mole.
All right, it's not a gay belt.
This is what I would do, man.
I would take your little ass to the woodshed and I ain't made a fucking man out of you yet, you sorry sack of crap.
made a man of you yet?
Get this shit out of you.
Get off of here with that stupid little brat punk.
Damn it!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Fucking bitch!
I'm tired of that stupid little punk!
I'm tired of that stupid little punk, man.
Where are the parents?
Where are the parents, man?
You know what?
You know what?
I'm done, dude.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
All right.
It's bad enough that I tried to give airtime to some inner circle drama.
And now we got this 619 kid doing this shit.
All right, get it out of here.
I'm done, dude.
I'm not doing this.
You're damn right.
Goodbye.
Get me out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not doing this garbage.
You people are splicing me with garbage that I never said.
And then you've got this dumb, stupid kid who calls over and over and over and over again.
And I'm tired of this garbage, man.
I'm tired of my, I'm tired of this, dude.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
Worst radio graffiti.
I'm over here answering everybody's calls.
Oh, I owe you a longer radio graffiti now.
Oh, I owe you a longer radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah, Howard Stern's penis, really funny.
That's a 65-year-old man now.
You understand that?
That's Howard Stern.
It's a 65-year-old goddamn gas bag.
All right, don't sit over here and go, Howard Stern.
No, no, don't do that shit.
For Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, you all think that you are owed a longer radio graffiti.
Every time I called on something, it was a fucking stupid splice that was trying to make me say something that I didn't say.
You, you know, it was that fucking idiot.
Listen, I really, listen, that dude Mile High, I was going to give him the floor.
I was going to let him say whatever it is that he wanted to say.
And he didn't say anything.
You know what I'm saying?
because he knows I'm telling the truth.
And I'm just, oh Christ.
Oh, I now I promised.
You promised a longer radio graffiti, ghost.
You promised.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
If you want a longer radio graffiti, put one in the chat, all right?
Put one in the chat if you want a longer radio graffiti.
And maybe I'll think about it for Christ's sake.
I want a refund.
I want a refund.
What the hell are you talking about?
You want a refund?
You refund these nuts.
What do you hear you talking about, boy?
What are you talking about for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
We depreciate it because the past few days we've had no radio graffiti.
All right.
Look.
Okay.
Okay.
I see a lot of ones in the chat room.
Everybody calm down.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people are talking me into this shit.
All right.
I can't believe you people are talking me into this shit.
All right.
Look, I got to do something.
I got to take a break, dude.
All right.
I mean, that whole garbage with Mile High, and I want it to be exposed.
That's why I gave him the floor.
That's why I told him, hey, Mile High, go ahead and say whatever you want to say, boy.
And what did he say?
Whatever the fuck he said.
That's why I'm telling you, dude, don't believe these stupid trolls when it comes to the inner circle.
All right.
These people made bad decisions in life and they don't want to face up to it, dude.
They don't want to face up to it.
All right, look.
All right, look, look, let's just go ahead.
All right.
I guess we'll go ahead and Jesus.
I got to take a break, dude.
I'm sorry.
I have to.
I can't do this if I don't take a break.
I won't be able to survive if I don't take a break, for Christ's sake.
You people are hard to deal with, dude.
You're like, it's just, you're like a pain in the ass.
You know, like I said, you're like a bad case of herpes, dude.
You know, first you start as a rash in the balls, then it goes into your thigh, then it goes into your ass crack.
All right, look, we're not going to end radio graffiti right now.
All right.
Everybody just stay there.
Okay.
Get My Bearings Straight Here00:15:21
I need to just get my bearings straight here.
Okay.
I got to get my bearings straight.
And I guess since there were so many ones in the chat room, since we had so much interactivity.
All right.
Everybody's like, hey, hey, I'm pushing one.
I'm flapping my fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
I want radio graffiti.
Well, since that interactivity, since that interactivity worked, that's what we're going to do, okay?
We're going to go ahead and extend radio graffiti.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
I'm going to put on insanity control right now.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right goddamn back.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you talked me into this shit.
It on, Engineer.
For christ's sake, these goddamn troll terrorist, pieces of goddamn trash that don't appreciate shit.
They just found
that.
Take me out, Engineer.
All right, all right, since everybody wants Radio Graffiti back, I guess we're back on Radio Graffiti, okay?
Now, once again, I guess this is round two of Radio Graffiti.
There it is.
All you got to do is call in 515-604-9052.
And once the operator Broad starts talking, push in 844-286 and the pound key, all right, or the hashtag key or whatever it is.
All right, anyway, uh, with that being said, I guess we're going back to some radio graffiti for Christ's sake, dude.
I mean, I can't believe that you people, you people like talk me into this garbage.
All right, anyway, let's uh, where are we for Christ?
Hold on, I got, I gotta get, I gotta get to a certain place here.
Hold on, give me, give me some time.
Uh, I'm not fully prepared, all right?
I'm sorry.
All right, here we go.
All right, should we start now?
Or should look, there's not even that many people on Radio Graffiti.
this there's like uh hold on how many people there's like like there's only like five people on radio graffiti and you want me to continue to do radio graffiti dude come on dude all right let me you know since since we only have five people let me let me have a couple more just just just just one more hit one more hit from the pipe baby all right one more hit from the pipe here let me let me rip there we go let me just rip this out All right, here we go.
All right.
I'm going to take one smoke and then we'll get to it right now.
All right.
All right.
I'll do the last ones, okay?
And don't call me an addict.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
I'M NOT AN ADDICT!
You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
And I got to wipe off my Corsair I-160, man.
I gotta do it all the time, dude.
All right.
Here we go.
I guess we'll go ahead and get to some Oh, shit.
I need someone to drink.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I need, you know, I need, I need one more.
Sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
We're back, right?
We're back.
Okay, we're back.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We're back, everybody.
All right.
Everybody just calm down.
Herbie, we're back.
Jesus Christ.
Is that because I put beer on the computer or something?
I didn't have a heart attack.
I'm back.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm back.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
And no, it wasn't some buffer overflow or whatever the hell you goddamn people think that you did.
It ain't shit.
All right.
It's just, it is what it is, dude.
I'm, you know, just, it is what it is.
Wait a minute, scuff PC.
Scuff PC.
Hold on just a second.
Why do I have a scuff PC going on?
All right.
Give me a damn break.
Why do I have a scuffed PC?
I don't have a scuff PC.
All right.
A lot of static.
A lot of static.
What do you mean?
Wait, wait, what are you talking about?
A lot of static, man.
This is, what do you mean?
A lot of static.
It was the Russians.
Hold on.
Am I online?
Am I here, dude?
Am I testies, testies, one, two?
Testies, testies, one, two, three.
What the hell's going on here, man?
I don't get it.
All right.
We're on.
We're on.
Okay.
Michelle Obama PC.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Come on.
This is a fucking badass setup.
This is a Corsier I-160, dude.
All right.
I think we're back.
All right.
I think everything's all good now.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
Why is everybody got to be a hate?
I don't have a Michelle Obama PC, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right.
Round two.
Who else we got here?
How about 420 and a half radio graffiti?
Commander, radio graffiti.
Give me my freaking tetrahydrocannabinol, the grass, the reefer, the pot, the indo.
All right, the poo smoke hit the brain, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Let me pop my neck, dude.
I can feel that one.
You pop my neck.
Oh, man.
You didn't pop on that one.
It's very calm, baby, that's the mess.
Get that...
Get that shit.
Stop trying to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon for Christ's sake, dude.
Okay, I get it.
I'm a little high whenever I, you know, smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol.
I get it, dude.
Don't sit here and try to make me sound like a fucking cartoon.
I'm tired of you guys.
You try to do that shit.
All right.
I don't really appreciate that.
All right.
And who the hell is this?
How about chicken tendies, radio graffiti?
Hey, chicken tendies, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Too busy eating chicken tendies for Christ's sake.
How about 330, radio graffiti?
Oh, yeah, you want piece of this.
All right, get the get this fucking kid.
All right, we get it.
Get this pervert out of here for Christ's sake.
How about how about 707, radio graffiti?
Gentlemen, behold corn.
Oh, okay.
You know, this is pretty nice.
Yeah, I am kind of hungry.
Good!
Let's make him begin!
I know it.
Get this shit out.
I remember that goddamn anime that you 12 bucker sons of bitches.
Some fucking corn.
Yeah, I don't.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, good for you.
All right, that's all I got to say.
All right.
How about ghost is free fall and radio graffiti?
Seriously, Samson.
Radio graffiti.
No, no, I'm going to get up.
I'm going to get up.
I'm going to get up.
Oh, God.
Oh, you know, oh,
What the
fuck did I just listen to?
What the hell did I just got listening to?
I'm sick of this shit.
What the fuck you wanted?
Shit.
This is what you wanted on for more radio graffiti.
This is it, huh?
And fuck you, seriously, Samson.
You're a piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to do anything anymore, man.
This shit is a...
Who the hell is this?
How about the real Alex Jones radio graffiti?
Ghost, I heard you wanted to show your manly dominance and flex your nuts.
So I, Alex Jones, am coming to your house.
Hello, ghost.
Shall we get started?
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Are you kidding me?
Buy radio refilters so that not only can it turn the frogs gay, but it can turn you into my power bottom.
Shut up!
Shut up for Christ's sake, man.
You know my history with Alex Jones.
And if you don't know, then you're not a real goddamn fan.
Don't talk about Alex Jones on my broadcast, all right?
Don't you dare ghost in deep voodoo radio graffiti greetings.
I am the African witch doctor, a specialist in meme magic.
You have angered the tour god for your good good, and for that I curse the rest of your teeth.
I have placed your autograph and the two cookers' heads in the inner thought circle.
And for the custom book, the chat must repeat these bandit words: Maka Laka High Meka Gusta Ho.
Come on, everybody.
Makalaka Hai, Meka Ghostaho.
Makalaka Hai, Meka Dosa Ho.
Mekalaka Hai Meka Ghostaho.
Mekalaka Hai.
Shut this shut up, fucking African booty scratcher, you fing Damn, son of a bitch!
Ah!
Damn, son of a bitch!
Affin booty sprat!
Ah!
You Don't Win You Trolls00:07:05
God damn it!
Jesus Christ!
I thought we got rid of that guy, man!
I thought we got rid of that guy!
And you're trying to curse me with your African voodoo!
You're trying to curse me!
Oh, God.
Fucking hell, dude.
And you know what fucking makes me sick is that you people want me to continue with radio graffiti after this fucking shit.
How am I supposed to continue, man?
Fuck, man.
God damn it, man! God damn it, man!
You know what?
I mean, I don't even know why I brought this back.
I don't even know why I had a fucking Radio Graffiti Part 2.
Why?
Why?
If this is the result, if this is what this is fucking going to be, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'll keep going, ghost.
Keep going.
Do you hear the kind of garbage that I've got to go through for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
And see, you're fucking making me belch, man.
You're making me goddamn belts.
And me, magician, shut the fuck up.
I didn't promise nothing.
Shut up.
I DIDN'T PROMISE NOTHING! SHUT UP!
Wait a minute.
If I quit Radio Graffiti, you win.
How the fuck does that work?
How the fuck does that work?
I fucking get that.
Every time.
Every time.
Oh, you know what, Ghost?
If you quit, you fucking do we win.
What?
Why?
How does that work?
Where's the fucking logic in that, man?
Oh, yeah.
Just shut up, dude.
Everybody in the chat, just shut up, all right?
No, don't go, troll war, you fucking bloodthirsty bastards.
I'll continue radio graffiti or troll war.
And I, hey, you fucking Puerto Rican monkey De la Rocha.
You know what?
Is that your real last name, De La Rocha?
You're a fucking cockroach.
That's why.
Huh?
You're a rota.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
Peacha stupid pende hole.
All right, just just, all right.
Just shut up in the chat room, dude.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have?
I'm taking like two or three more, all right?
Because you idiots are sitting over here.
Come on, take a couple of more, ghost.
All that garbage.
All right?
All right, what do we have here?
How about how about Bannigers Radio Graffiti?
Man.
I mean, god damn it, you trolls need to F off, man.
Listen to Bannigers, man.
Bannigers.
Bannigers.
Bannigurs.
Shut that shit off.
SHUT IT UP!
I... you fucking... you god damn son of a bitch!
I never said that.
I never fucking said it.
Tired of you fucking splicers!
You spliced it, you fucking bastard!
I just fucking said that, man!
I never said that, man!
You people did some fucking dumb shit with a fucking name, dude.
You fucking make me fucking do this stuff, man.
I don't appreciate this crap.
You all shut up!
You all shut the fuck up, man!
You know what?
I'm ending this.
You know, fuck you guys.
You know what?
I'm not doing this anymore.
You people are gonna make a mockery of me.
You've made a mockery of me enough.
You're damn right, goodbye, man.
You've made a mockery enough, man.
I thought this was gonna be a serious show.
I thought episode 56 was going to be a serious show and I was going to talk about how the Democrats in the deep state are in deep doo-doo.
You fucking win, for Christ.
Take the fucking radio graffiti screen off.
You don't win shit, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm tired of you people thinking you winning.
I was winning.
I was winning the past two or three shows and you know it.
And this is what you're doing to me, for Christ's sake.
I've been winning for the past two or three shows and you know it.
You fucking know it.
Shut up in the fucking pocket.
Shadow, man.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up, man.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win goddamn nothing.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
I'm tired of going through this every fucking day.
Every, what is this?
No.
No, your show belongs to us.
You fucking bastards.
You fucking bastards.
Shut up, man.
Especially you, you dirty diss rag digital whore.
Especially you.
You don't win, you fucking trolls.
Don't win.
I want you all to know that you don't win.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'M FUCKING FUCKING- I've been winning.
I've been winning against you, trolls.
That's why you're sitting here doing this to me now.
I've been winning.
The fuck you, you digital dish rag whore, mean magician slut.