True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 54   It's Baller Friday! Ghost is Winning Against the Trolls! FeelsGoodMan!
Aired: 2020-04-09
Duration: 06:00:45


=== Baller Friday Intro (02:10) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:00:04]  Now what's
[00:01:25]  going on, baby?
[00:01:27]  Ha ha ha!
[00:01:29]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:30]  It's episode 54 of The Ghost Show.
[00:01:34]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:40]  And I don't have to remind you, baby, it is Baller Friday.
[00:01:47]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:49]  And let me tell you something.
[00:01:50]  Ghost is feeling good, man.
[00:01:54]  I feel good, man, because Ghost is winning against all the trolls.
[00:02:00]  All the trolls have bowed down.
[00:02:02]  They don't want none anymore, folks.
[00:02:04]  They're going to be sitting back and stab.
[00:02:06]  They're just going to stop flapping their Cheeto-stained fingers on TTS because I'm winning.

=== Trolls Bow Down (12:54) ===

[00:02:13]  Winning!
[00:02:14]  Can you repeat after me?
[00:02:16]  Winning!
[00:02:20]  Yes!
[00:02:22]  I told you, trolls, you will eventually cave in.
[00:02:25]  I told you, trolls, that you were going to bow down.
[00:02:28]  And I told the inner circle that these trolls were going to get tired and they were going to be like, oh my God, I don't know what I'm going to do.
[00:02:40]  I feel good.
[00:02:41]  I feel great.
[00:02:43]  I feel wonderful, baby.
[00:02:44]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:02:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:52]  Can you say winning feels good, man?
[00:02:59]  Feels good, man.
[00:03:04]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:05]  Baller Friday, and it feels great.
[00:03:07]  All right, all right.
[00:03:08]  Go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
[00:03:10]  Take me out for Christ's sake.
[00:03:11]  Fucking winning.
[00:03:13]  Can you say it with me?
[00:03:15]  Winning.
[00:03:16]  We've got all the trolls out here.
[00:03:17]  Let me tell you.
[00:03:21]  You know what I've been hearing?
[00:03:23]  All right, for the past day and a half, two days that I've been off this broadcast.
[00:03:27]  You know what I've been hearing from all these goddamn old troll terrorists and cyber vermin who've been cyberbullying me ever since I started this show on YouTube?
[00:03:36]  You want to know what I hear?
[00:03:37]  This is what I heard.
[00:03:38]  This is what I hear.
[00:03:39]  Go ahead and put it on.
[00:03:40]  This is what we hear all the goddamn time.
[00:03:42]  This is what's in the comments section.
[00:03:44]  If you go back in the archives and take a, oh, woo!
[00:03:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:03]  It feels good, man.
[00:04:05]  Oh, are you okay?
[00:04:07]  Are you okay, y'all?
[00:04:08]  Y'all are crying now in the comment section.
[00:04:11]  Oh, I thought y'all were big badasses out here.
[00:04:15]  Oh, here, here, let me go ahead here.
[00:04:20]  Here, do you want a little bit of a damn pacifier?
[00:04:23]  Do you got poo-poo and cocka pants?
[00:04:27]  Oh, wait a minute.
[00:04:27]  Hold on, hold on, shut up.
[00:04:29]  Hey, hey, wait a minute.
[00:04:30]  Four minutes late, you piece of crap.
[00:04:31]  Let me tell you, do not, hey, I thought y'all were going to stop.
[00:04:35]  I thought y'all were going to bow down up in here, boy.
[00:04:37]  I mean, let me tell you, if you have not seen the comment section of the past couple of shows, by God, it is a bunch of crybaby, troll terrorists, cyber vermin, bastards.
[00:04:50]  All right, that's what it is.
[00:04:51]  Oh, no.
[00:04:53]  Something to ruin your mood.
[00:04:54]  Hey, first of all, Diablo, I'm not.
[00:04:56]  I told you the last broadcast, I'm not doing these goddamn $12 donos.
[00:05:01]  All right, y'all are going to obligate me to fucking watch these stupid videos.
[00:05:05]  All right, we're not doing that.
[00:05:07]  All right, we're not doing that for Christ's sake.
[00:05:09]  All right, and let me tell you, let's bring back this.
[00:05:13]  What were the trolls doing?
[00:05:14]  What were they doing on the comment section?
[00:05:21]  Oh, I can feel them upset.
[00:05:24]  Look at the troll terrorists are all pissed off.
[00:05:26]  Oh, it's okay.
[00:05:33]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:34]  Feels good, man.
[00:05:35]  Feels good.
[00:05:36]  Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:05:38]  Hey, ghost here is a little something from the IC.
[00:05:42]  I just lit up a joint of some medical grade indica and ready to go.
[00:05:45]  Hey, there it is.
[00:05:46]  Down forward punch in the house.
[00:05:50]  All right, don't worry about it.
[00:05:51]  I got you, man.
[00:05:52]  I got you.
[00:05:53]  As a matter of fact, inner circle meeting tomorrow.
[00:05:56]  Inner circle meeting tomorrow, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:58]  All right, down forward punch so we can meet you and all the inner circle people.
[00:06:02]  You know what it is.
[00:06:03]  And look at all the haters in the goddamn chat room, baby.
[00:06:06]  Hey, put it back on, engineer.
[00:06:08]  Put it back on.
[00:06:09]  Oh, oh, look at these stupid trolls in the chat room.
[00:06:13]  Look at them.
[00:06:14]  All right.
[00:06:16]  A bunch of bitches.
[00:06:18]  A bunch of grade A cyber bitches for Christ's sake.
[00:06:24]  I'm loving it.
[00:06:25]  I'm winning.
[00:06:26]  I'm winning.
[00:06:28]  Ghost is winning.
[00:06:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:06:33]  Look at it.
[00:06:33]  Turn that off, Engineer.
[00:06:34]  It's time to celebrate, folks.
[00:06:36]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:06:38]  You know what time it is.
[00:06:39]  And I want to say cheers to Down Forward Punch first and foremost for the $25 dono.
[00:06:45]  And by the way, let me go ahead.
[00:06:46]  Let me go ahead and crack open a beer to celebrate Baller Friday.
[00:06:50]  And not only am I going to celebrate Baller Friday, I am going to celebrate the fact that I'm winning.
[00:06:58]  I knew you trolls were punks.
[00:07:00]  You see that?
[00:07:01]  Who's still standing, huh?
[00:07:03]  Who the fuck's still standing?
[00:07:05]  Me.
[00:07:06]  Me, that's who.
[00:07:08]  All right.
[00:07:09]  And look, oh, oh, now they're thumbs down in the broadcast.
[00:07:13]  Oh, put the crying baby back on, engineer.
[00:07:17]  Put it on.
[00:07:20]  This is the trolls right now in the chat room.
[00:07:23]  Look at them.
[00:07:24]  Look at them.
[00:07:28]  Oh, I'm loving this.
[00:07:30]  Oh, I'm loving this.
[00:07:33]  I'm winning.
[00:07:34]  I'm winning against the trolls.
[00:07:36]  I knew this day would come, and it's finally here.
[00:07:39]  It feels good, man.
[00:07:43]  Feels good, man.
[00:07:46]  Take it off.
[00:07:47]  Take it off, engineer.
[00:07:49]  And by the way, I'm going to go ahead and crack open a beer.
[00:07:51]  You know what time it is?
[00:07:52]  And you know what?
[00:07:53]  I got beer just for the occasion.
[00:07:55]  You know what I got?
[00:07:56]  I got me some spot and beer, baby.
[00:08:01]  Spot and beer.
[00:08:02]  That's what I got, baby.
[00:08:04]  All right, that's the way it is.
[00:08:07]  Woo!
[00:08:09]  All right, that's the way it is.
[00:08:10]  Anyway, I know y'all trolls are all upset because y'all are finally realizing that I was the man amongst men, the badass that I told you I was.
[00:08:20]  I told you, sons of bitches, that I just exude manly dominance on this goddamn internet like an ain't shit.
[00:08:27]  What is this?
[00:08:30]  Fuck Spermi, the cat hate ghost, been a long time fan.
[00:08:32]  Don't let the trolls get you down.
[00:08:34]  Hey, they ain't getting me down, baby.
[00:08:36]  All right, they ain't getting me down.
[00:08:39]  I'm sitting here, I'm feeling great.
[00:08:41]  I got spot and beer just for the occasion because I'm winning against these goddamn trolls, baby.
[00:08:47]  I'm winning.
[00:08:48]  I need a bottle opener.
[00:08:49]  Give me a bottle opener for Christ's sake.
[00:08:51]  It's celebration time.
[00:08:54]  Come on.
[00:08:57]  Trolls are sucking my cyber slong.
[00:09:03]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[00:09:04]  Let's break this open.
[00:09:05]  Spot and beer just for the occasion, for Christ's sake.
[00:09:09]  All right?
[00:09:10]  Because I'm winning against the trolls, baby.
[00:09:13]  All right.
[00:09:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:16]  Nice German beer, baby.
[00:09:18]  Nice German beer for the occasion, baby.
[00:09:20]  Let me tell you something.
[00:09:21]  These spot and beers, because of, you know, this little tariff war that we've got going on with the rest of the world because the rest of the world doesn't want to renegotiate these trade deals that we have.
[00:09:32]  I got to pay a little bit more for this, you know, German beer.
[00:09:35]  I love German beer.
[00:09:38]  I got to pay extra for it for Christ's sake.
[00:09:39]  But you know what?
[00:09:40]  It's a special occasion.
[00:09:42]  Not only is it a baller Friday, it is that day that has finally come where the trolls are bowing down and they know who the man is.
[00:09:49]  All right.
[00:09:50]  I want all of you trolls right now to get, stop what the fuck you're doing.
[00:09:54]  All right.
[00:09:55]  I want all of you trolls to stop what the fuck you're doing.
[00:09:58]  And I want you to get down on your goddamn knees.
[00:10:02]  And I want you to bow down to the man.
[00:10:05]  All right.
[00:10:05]  That's what I'm winning.
[00:10:08]  I'm winning for Christ's sake.
[00:10:09]  Oh, here it is.
[00:10:10]  Here's Oliver Carswell.
[00:10:12]  Just wanted to let you know that we were serious the other night.
[00:10:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:10:16]  I had a question.
[00:10:17]  Let me tell you.
[00:10:17]  Do you want to hear about the pro-Jared situation?
[00:10:19]  And if so, what are your thoughts on it?
[00:10:21]  About the pro-Jared situation?
[00:10:24]  What the hell is that?
[00:10:25]  Pro-Jared situation.
[00:10:26]  What the hell is that?
[00:10:28]  Pro-Jared situation.
[00:10:31]  I've even heard of it.
[00:10:31]  But the bottom line, thank you, Oliver Carswell.
[00:10:35]  Before we get on with the broadcast, I want everybody right now that's listening to the sound of my voice.
[00:10:40]  If you're one of these cyber vermin or troll terrorist bastards that have been sitting there and been making my life a living hell for all this time, I want you to stop what you're doing.
[00:10:49]  I want you to get down on your goddamn knees and I want you to bow down to the man, baby.
[00:10:56]  All right, bow down to the man.
[00:10:58]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you all know that I've got balls the size of grapefruits.
[00:11:02]  I told each and every one of you not to broadcast this show around the vicinity of a woman because I'm telling you right now, they'll be creaming out their pantyhose.
[00:11:11]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:11:12]  If you have a woman that is listening to me from another room and can hear me through those paper-thin walls, I guarantee you she's sticking a couple of fingers where the sun don't shine because she's in complete orgasmic pleasure by listening to a man on the internet and not a goddamn soy boy, which is predominant in Western civilization.
[00:11:34]  All right, I told you.
[00:11:35]  And let me tell you something.
[00:11:36]  Hey, I didn't tell you to get up.
[00:11:38]  Stay on your knees, boy.
[00:11:40]  All of you people that are out there in the chat room, stay on your goddamn knees, baby.
[00:11:48]  Oh, but what?
[00:11:49]  Hey, G-Man.
[00:11:50]  Nice to see you on this Baller Friday.
[00:11:53]  Here's something about what should be the official drink of the greatest group around the IC.
[00:11:58]  Cheers to you and the IC.
[00:11:59]  Well, thank you very much.
[00:12:00]  As a matter of fact, cheers to Down Forward Punch.
[00:12:04]  All right.
[00:12:04]  I don't know if Pingas is for real.
[00:12:06]  I know Pingas is a little bit of a troll bastard.
[00:12:09]  I don't know about Pingas.
[00:12:11]  But I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
[00:12:13]  I want to say cheers to the new members of the inner circle.
[00:12:16]  And by the way, it is Baller Friday.
[00:12:18]  Nico Angel.
[00:12:20]  Hey, ghost.
[00:12:20]  I enjoyed drunk spamming your TTS for a couple of months, but after your paranoid rant last show, I will be taking a break for now.
[00:12:28]  Well, great.
[00:12:30]  Thank you very much.
[00:12:32]  All right.
[00:12:32]  Hey, Nico, I'm glad.
[00:12:34]  I'm glad you're doing it.
[00:12:36]  You're a freaking piece of trash.
[00:12:38]  All right.
[00:12:39]  You're a piece of trash for Christ's sake.
[00:12:41]  I mean, I ain't going to be missing you, man.
[00:12:42]  You've been trolling me.
[00:12:43]  You've been saying all kinds of malarkey to me.
[00:12:45]  And I don't appreciate your Puerto Rican ass.
[00:12:47]  So just sit there and go do whatever you got to do.
[00:12:50]  All right.
[00:12:50]  Count the dingleberries in your shit funnel.
[00:12:52]  And we don't care.
[00:12:53]  All right.
[00:12:54]  We don't give a crap.
[00:12:55]  All right.
[00:12:56]  By God.
[00:12:57]  And once again, I want to say happy Baller Friday to the capitalists.
[00:13:01]  And for all those that are new to the show that don't know what Baller Friday is, it's that time of the week where us capitalists take pride and we bask in our success of the week's wages, the week's salary, the week's labor, etc.
[00:13:16]  I mean, this is that day of the week, Baller Friday, for capitalists to bask in our success.
[00:13:22]  You understand that?
[00:13:25]  Winning feels good, man.
[00:13:28]  Winning.
[00:13:28]  Cheers, baby.
[00:13:36]  I'm winning, dude!
[00:13:38]  I'm winning against these fucking trolls.
[00:13:41]  I've been waiting for this day.
[00:13:43]  I've been waiting.
[00:13:45]  I've been waiting for this day, and it feels good, man.
[00:13:49]  It feels good.
[00:13:51]  And hey, hey, engineer, what are the trolls doing right now?
[00:13:54]  What are the trolls doing right now, Engineer?
[00:13:56]  are they doing?
[00:13:57]  What?
[00:14:02]  Yes.
[00:14:04]  Yes.
[00:14:06]  Oh, my God.
[00:14:08]  Oh, that's so great.
[00:14:10]  I mean, I got a smile on my face, baby.
[00:14:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:18]  All right.
[00:14:18]  All right.
[00:14:19]  Shut it off, engineer.
[00:14:20]  Shut it off.
[00:14:21]  All right.
[00:14:24]  This is great.
[00:14:25]  Anyway, folks, I want to say happy Baller Friday to all the true fans that are out there.
[00:14:29]  Hey, for the fans that are out there, we won, baby.
[00:14:33]  We won.
[00:14:34]  I told you.
[00:14:36]  I told you.
[00:14:37]  Look, I got thick skin.
[00:14:38]  All right.
[00:14:39]  I mean, I'm still standing.
[00:14:40]  I'm still standing.
[00:14:41]  These sons of bitches out here, what are they doing?
[00:14:44]  They're pissing and moaning.
[00:14:45]  They're crying like a bunch of old broads that just got ripped off their bond bonds while they're watching a fat ass Oprah Winfrey.
[00:14:52]  Are you kidding me?
[00:14:53]  I mean, these people in here have been bitching and moaning on the comment section, and it's been great.

=== Fed Rate Hikes Warning (02:33) ===

[00:15:08]  Read it for yourself, dude.
[00:15:11]  Read it for yourself.
[00:15:14]  Cheers, baby.
[00:15:14]  Cheers.
[00:15:19]  All right.
[00:15:21]  Now that we've got episode 54 of Baller Friday, let's start talking about some things, okay?
[00:15:27]  Everybody's talking about, let's get to the markets, ghosts.
[00:15:30]  Let's get to the let's get to the goddamn markets, all right?
[00:15:33]  Let's get to the markets.
[00:15:34]  Now, once again, we were waiting for the meeting between the United States and China over this trade tariff war that we've been having with the two countries, us and China.
[00:15:47]  And Friday was the deadline to come up with some kind of a deal.
[00:15:50]  And if we didn't, the president was going to implement 25% tariffs on all Chinese goods.
[00:15:57]  I mean, there's already a 10% tariff, but now there is a 25% tariff.
[00:16:05]  And that spooked the markets for a tad bit.
[00:16:07]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:16:08]  That spooked the stock markets for a tad bit.
[00:16:11]  But the reason that the stock market is still optimistic and we're seeing positive numbers is because of the Federal Reserve and their dovish approach when it comes to interest rates.
[00:16:22]  Now, Warren Buffett was quoted here recently.
[00:16:25]  You could probably Google it up and find it for yourself.
[00:16:28]  He said that stocks right now are so cheap, if the Federal Reserve keeps interest rates as they are or even cut them, which is, I wouldn't say highly likely, but definitely probable at this point in time, that stocks are real cheap.
[00:16:45]  All right?
[00:16:46]  Real cheap.
[00:16:48]  So when, you know, I'm just trying to let you all know right now that what's making this stock market continue is the fact that we're going to have a dovish Federal Reserve.
[00:16:58]  Hopefully, I mean, if we see interest rate hikes on the Federal Reserve, folks, you better take out your goddamn money, baby.
[00:17:04]  All right.
[00:17:05]  You better take out your goddamn money.
[00:17:06]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:17:08]  If you see the Federal Reserve raise interest rates, get it out.
[00:17:13]  Get it all out.
[00:17:15]  But if they cut interest rates, well, it's time to go in, baby.
[00:17:18]  It's time to go in.
[00:17:21]  Let's get to the stock markets, okay?
[00:17:23]  Once again, the Chinese and the United States did not come to an agreement to kind of scare off or have this whole trade tariff war go on.
[00:17:32]  What is this?
[00:17:33]  I'm going to continue to troll you.
[00:17:35]  Oh, it wouldn't be the show without pissing off my favorite punches.
[00:17:38]  Oh, you see?
[00:17:40]  No, no, no.
[00:17:41]  You know what?

=== Soy Boy Chat Room (09:02) ===

[00:17:42]  That's just, that's just one troll there.
[00:17:44]  That's just one troll.
[00:17:46]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:17:48]  You know what?
[00:17:48]  Just shut up.
[00:17:49]  Who the hell's Will Walsh anyway?
[00:17:51]  Who the hell is Will Walsh?
[00:17:54]  I don't even know who the hell that is.
[00:17:55]  Where the hell did you come from, boy?
[00:17:58]  Anyway, let's get to the stock market once again.
[00:18:01]  We're seeing some positivity because of the dovish approach on interest rate hikes from the Federal Reserve.
[00:18:06]  Let's take a look.
[00:18:07]  Right now, Dow Jones Industrial closed out on a plus side on a Friday.
[00:18:12]  It is up $114.
[00:18:14]  What the hell?
[00:18:16]  Hey, Ghost, what are your thoughts on ProJared?
[00:18:19]  What the fuck is Pro Jared?
[00:18:20]  I don't even know.
[00:18:21]  Hold on.
[00:18:21]  Let me look at this.
[00:18:22]  A Pro Jared.
[00:18:23]  What the hell is Pro Jared?
[00:18:25]  What the hell is that?
[00:18:27]  What is Pro Jared?
[00:18:29]  YouTuber Pro Jared accused of sexually soliciting fans?
[00:18:34]  What the hell is this?
[00:18:35]  Hold on, I got to read about this.
[00:18:38]  This is twice I've been talked to about this on text-to-speech.
[00:18:41]  is this this guy looks this guy looks like a soy boy whoever the hell pro jared is This guy looks like a freaking soy boy from hell.
[00:18:49]  Let's see.
[00:18:49]  This is, who am I reading?
[00:18:51]  Kotaku, Kotaku, publication.
[00:18:54]  Jared ProJared Neckinbearer.
[00:18:58]  Well, I hope I probably butchered his name.
[00:19:01]  A gaming YouTuber who had over a million subscribers before yesterday's event or before today's events has been accused of sending nudes to and soliciting nudes from fans, two of whom said they are underage at the time of the solicitation.
[00:19:16]  Ah, Jesus.
[00:19:17]  Another one of these dudes.
[00:19:20]  Another one of these dudes.
[00:19:21]  The allegations were first published last night by his wife.
[00:19:26]  Oh my.
[00:19:28]  Well, this guy's in some deep doo-doo then, man.
[00:19:30]  If his wife posted and published the allegations last night, and his wife is artist and cosplayer Heidi O'Farrell.
[00:19:41]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:19:42]  He was also accusing him of having cheated on her.
[00:19:45]  Oh, this guy's in some big shit.
[00:19:48]  Anyway, look, what do I think about it?
[00:19:50]  I mean, you know, unfortunately, we have a lot of these soy boys that are out here that are YouTubers that are doing that.
[00:19:57]  Wasn't there another guy that just got sentenced about a week ago that was a YouTuber that just kind of sang dumbass songs over other people's music and got busted for trying to solicit minors for Christ's sake?
[00:20:09]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:20:11]  Good God.
[00:20:12]  All right, I don't really have an opinion about it.
[00:20:14]  The guy looks like he's a, you know, soy boy piece of trash.
[00:20:19]  You know, he's soliciting people.
[00:20:21]  I don't know why people are going to do this.
[00:20:22]  I don't understand it.
[00:20:24]  I mean, if you're a YouTuber, don't be sending your nudes for Christ's sake.
[00:20:28]  Don't be doing that.
[00:20:29]  I mean, look, I, all right, I've had enough.
[00:20:33]  That's my opinion on it.
[00:20:35]  Unfortunately, we're seeing a lot of that, and we need to bust them.
[00:20:39]  I mean, if they're sending nudes to minors, then they have to be busted.
[00:20:45]  All right, they got to be busted.
[00:20:46]  All right.
[00:20:47]  Now, pro Jared, whatever his name is, looks like a fruiter.
[00:20:51]  He looks like he popped out of the asshole of Greg Luganus before he got AIDS in his anus.
[00:20:57]  And, you know, that's all my opinion about it.
[00:21:00]  I'm sorry.
[00:21:00]  I mean, I'm tired of these goddamn people that are social media stars and that are so-called e-celebs that are using their e-celeb status as a means of trying to use it as a meat market.
[00:21:13]  You know, I'm not even joking.
[00:21:15]  This is not a meat market.
[00:21:16]  These are people that appreciate what you're doing.
[00:21:19]  What is this?
[00:21:19]  Pro-Jared's garbage.
[00:21:20]  Pro-Jared has issued the following statement in regards to the divorce.
[00:21:24]  He apologizes for his divorce, and he will a song for everyone to hear.
[00:21:28]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:21:29]  I could only imagine.
[00:21:30]  All right, look, I got three of these 12 buckers.
[00:21:32]  Don't donate any more 12 buckers.
[00:21:34]  All right.
[00:21:35]  Don't donate any more 12 buckers.
[00:21:37]  I don't want to do anymore.
[00:21:38]  All right.
[00:21:39]  That's enough.
[00:21:40]  It's bad enough that you sons of bitches made me go research what the hell this pro Jared garbage is.
[00:21:46]  All right.
[00:21:46]  Just stop donating 12 buckers.
[00:21:48]  Don't obligate me to watch your stupid videos tonight.
[00:21:50]  All right.
[00:21:51]  It's a Baller Friday.
[00:21:52]  I'm winning against the trolls.
[00:21:54]  Just take a look at all the damn butthurt that you see in the chat room right now.
[00:21:57]  Look at all these people.
[00:21:58]  Look at all these people.
[00:22:00]  Look at them.
[00:22:01]  They're in you.
[00:22:01]  Here.
[00:22:02]  What do they sound like again, NGIR?
[00:22:03]  What do they sound like?
[00:22:05]  Oh, this is what's happening in the chat room right now.
[00:22:09]  Oh, I'm winning, trolls.
[00:22:20]  All right, face it.
[00:22:22]  Face it.
[00:22:23]  All right.
[00:22:24]  I'm winning.
[00:22:25]  I'm fucking winning.
[00:22:27]  All right.
[00:22:27]  Just eat it and shut up.
[00:22:30]  I'm winning.
[00:22:35]  All right.
[00:22:35]  All right.
[00:22:36]  Shut it off.
[00:22:37]  All right.
[00:22:38]  Anyway, once again, the Dow Jones Industrial is up 114.01 points, a percentage increase of 0.44% today.
[00:22:46]  Dow Jones closes out at 25,942.37 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:22:53]  S ⁇ P 500 also closed up on the plus side.
[00:22:56]  Remember, even though they didn't come up to an agreement, I mean, there's a lot of ways to look at this China, United States tariff war.
[00:23:04]  Okay.
[00:23:05]  Now, China, by us increasing the tariff up to about 20, 25%, China is going to have to come out the pocket if they're going to continue to sell goods to the United States.
[00:23:16]  And China has made its wealth.
[00:23:18]  It has built its cities on the consumption of America.
[00:23:22]  And if it's going to have to pay a tariff to bring its goddamn goods into this country, then the United States is going to accumulate a lot of revenue.
[00:23:31]  All right.
[00:23:32]  And that's what nobody anticipated when Trump initiated these tax cuts.
[00:23:36]  You son of a bitch.
[00:23:38]  Don't, who the hell is this Will Walsh asshole?
[00:23:42]  Shut up.
[00:23:44]  All right.
[00:23:44]  I'm doing a goddamn show.
[00:23:46]  You see all the goddamn trolls in the chat room?
[00:23:48]  They're all acting like a bunch of goddamn spastic autistic tards up in here.
[00:23:52]  Ree!
[00:23:53]  Ree!
[00:23:55]  So what would they sound like again, Engineer?
[00:23:58]  What do the people in the chat room sound like right now?
[00:24:00]  Go ahead.
[00:24:00]  Play it again.
[00:24:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:08]  Look at it.
[00:24:09]  There's a...
[00:24:09]  Look at them.
[00:24:10]  They're getting pissed.
[00:24:14]  Yes, I'm loving this.
[00:24:16]  I'm loving this.
[00:24:18]  Give me your energy.
[00:24:21]  I like it.
[00:24:26]  All right.
[00:24:26]  All right.
[00:24:27]  Stop it.
[00:24:27]  All right.
[00:24:28]  Shut it off, engineer.
[00:24:29]  Shut it off.
[00:24:30]  All right.
[00:24:31]  What is this?
[00:24:32]  Buy that for a dollar.
[00:24:34]  When are we going to start viewing you in VR chat?
[00:24:37]  Would love to see you in a virtual world.
[00:24:39]  You know, that's a good question, Anonymous.
[00:24:42]  I am waiting for the HTC Cosmos.
[00:24:44]  I've been talking about it on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:24:47]  And by the way, you idiots will be lucky if I have a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
[00:24:51]  What is this?
[00:24:52]  Pro Jared was an admitted male feminist.
[00:24:54]  So here is exhibit 1 million of how male feminists are dirty.
[00:24:58]  You know what?
[00:24:59]  Very good point there, down forward punch.
[00:25:02]  Male feminists are actually dirty perverts.
[00:25:04]  That's a very good point.
[00:25:05]  But to Anonymous, I'm waiting for the Cosmos, HTC Cosmos.
[00:25:09]  I know that Valve put out their own virtual reality situation, but I just, I like the HTC.
[00:25:15]  I've seen a lot of good stuff with it from other streams on YouTube, and that's what I'm waiting for.
[00:25:22]  And once I do, I'll be on virtual reality, baby.
[00:25:26]  I'll be on virtual reality.
[00:25:28]  And listen, all you trolls, instead of sitting there flapping your pop-tart-eating fingers on the keyboard, talking malarkey to me in a chat room, you can meet me in a virtual barroom and I'd beat your asses.
[00:25:40]  I'd start beating your goddamn asses for Christ's sake.
[00:25:43]  All right.
[00:25:45]  All right.
[00:25:46]  That's what I'm saying, Anonymous.
[00:25:47]  I'm waiting for the HTC Cosmos.
[00:25:50]  And down forward punch, male feminists are actually dirty perverts.
[00:25:54]  Well, if you want my personal opinion, I think male feminists are, you know, just, I think they're perverted in a bisexual capacity.
[00:26:03]  Have you ever seen these males that obviously look over-feminine?
[00:26:07]  They look over-feminine, and yet they're married to a woman.
[00:26:11]  Every time I see that situation, I always think that there's some kind of an agreement there, all right?
[00:26:16]  There's some kind of agreement where the wife, she can either go out and get balled by some freaking black or Mexican, all right, and then the male can go out and partake in his grinder glory hole serving activities.
[00:26:31]  All right, that's what I think.
[00:26:33]  Every time I see an over-feminine male with a female and they're married, that's what I think.
[00:26:38]  There's some kind of understanding there.
[00:26:40]  There's some kind of understanding there, in my personal opinion, all right?

=== China Market Contraction (06:00) ===

[00:26:44]  Now, let's continue, baby.
[00:26:45]  And thank you very much, Down Forward Punch, for enlightening me about Pro Jared being a male feminist.
[00:26:51]  The guy looks fruity.
[00:26:52]  The guy looks like he just, you know, literally is playing for the pink team, for lack of a better term.
[00:26:58]  Not that there's anything wrong with playing for the pink team, but you know, dirty perverts is a very good word.
[00:27:04]  Dirty perverts.
[00:27:05]  Anyway, let me get back to the markets here.
[00:27:07]  I think I was covering the SP 500.
[00:27:10]  And oh yeah, I was describing the Chinese and United States tariff war.
[00:27:15]  Like I said, because we upped the tariff on Chinese goods 25%, we're going to get an as long as China wants to continue to do this.
[00:27:24]  We're going to get a tremendous amount of revenue.
[00:27:27]  And as long as China doesn't want to make a deal, China's finances are hurting.
[00:27:32]  Go take a look at the Chinese stock market.
[00:27:35]  Go take a look at the Chinese economy at this point in time.
[00:27:38]  We are hurting the hell out of China.
[00:27:41]  And China believes that, you know, at some point in time, they've paid enough people like Dianne Feinstein and all these other people that are in our goddamn organized criminal organization, Washington, D.C. government.
[00:27:53]  They think that if they wait Trump out, that these goddamn Democrats, and you heard Joe Biden, you know, the leading Democrat presidential nominee out here, right?
[00:28:02]  You heard Joe Biden saying, hey, China's not a threat.
[00:28:07]  China's not a big deal.
[00:28:08]  We should just let them screw us for $500 billion in unbalanced trade like they've been doing for years.
[00:28:16]  China's not a problem.
[00:28:17]  They are a problem.
[00:28:19]  They're a major problem to United States business.
[00:28:22]  They're a major problem to, you know, the fact that they are literally dumping all this cheap crap on us in the United States.
[00:28:31]  We have yet to tariff these people until Donald Trump had the balls to do it.
[00:28:36]  And what?
[00:28:37]  Are we going to continue to be their piggy bank?
[00:28:39]  I mean, I love how the president says that that's what we've been all this time.
[00:28:42]  That's what we've been.
[00:28:43]  What the fuck?
[00:28:44]  What?
[00:28:44]  Was your wife from Vietnam?
[00:28:46]  Did you have to take her out the right tale while Charlie was butt fucking?
[00:28:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:50]  Nigger, Shut up, man.
[00:28:53]  Shut up.
[00:28:54]  Who the hell is Will Walsh, man?
[00:28:57]  Who the hell is Will Walsh, for Christ's sake?
[00:29:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:04]  Anyway, like I said, you know, you trolls, I'm not even joking.
[00:29:08]  Y'all better stop this shit right now.
[00:29:10]  I'm having a good Friday.
[00:29:11]  I don't want you son of a bitches to harsh my mellow on this Baller Friday.
[00:29:15]  I'm winning for Christ's sake.
[00:29:17]  I have put you trolls into submission.
[00:29:20]  I mean, all you got to do is go to the comments section and look how big of little bitches you people really are for Christ's sake.
[00:29:28]  I'm not joking.
[00:29:30]  All right.
[00:29:31]  I'm winning.
[00:29:32]  I've won.
[00:29:32]  All right.
[00:29:33]  Feels good, man.
[00:29:35]  All right.
[00:29:36]  Feels goddamn good.
[00:29:40]  Oh, man, give him a drink.
[00:29:41]  All right.
[00:29:42]  Cheers once again to all you.
[00:29:44]  Hey, what do they sound like again, engineer?
[00:29:46]  What do they sound like?
[00:29:48]  Oh.
[00:29:52]  I'm loving this.
[00:29:54]  I'm loving it.
[00:29:56]  What's wrong?
[00:29:57]  What's wrong, little trollies?
[00:29:59]  Huh?
[00:30:00]  Man got bigger balls than you, boy?
[00:30:05]  Oh, man.
[00:30:06]  I won the game.
[00:30:10]  I won the game.
[00:30:12]  All right.
[00:30:13]  Turn it off, engineer.
[00:30:14]  Turn it off for Christ's sake.
[00:30:17]  I'm loving this, dude.
[00:30:19]  All right.
[00:30:19]  Anyway, let's get back to the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:30:21]  S ⁇ P 500 is up 10.68 points.
[00:30:24]  A percentage increase of 0.37%.
[00:30:28]  S ⁇ P 500 is closed out at 2,881.40 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:30:36]  And we've got the NASDAQ.
[00:30:38]  The NASDAQ is up slightly 6.35 points.
[00:30:41]  A percentage increase of 0.08%.
[00:30:44]  Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,916.94 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:30:54]  Now, once again, I want to reiterate all you folks that are looking at the markets.
[00:30:58]  I would be very wary because obviously we've got the Chinese and United States tariff war on the top of the mind in institutional investors in Wall Street.
[00:31:09]  The second thing is whether or not the Federal Reserve is going to continue with its dovish approach on interest rates.
[00:31:15]  And third, which is what I'm worried about, is whether or not the street or excuse me, the businesses that are going to be announcing earnings in the third and fourth quarter are actually going to be able to make those earnings.
[00:31:27]  Because remember, folks, we had exponential growth for the past two years.
[00:31:31]  I mean, huge amounts of growth.
[00:31:33]  We had added 6.5 million new jobs in America.
[00:31:38]  I mean, that is huge growth within a matter of two years.
[00:31:42]  All right.
[00:31:43]  And in my personal opinion, I think that if we take a look at quarter three, quarter four's numbers, I think we're going to have a lot of businesses that are not going to meet the streets' expectations.
[00:31:53]  And that, in my opinion, is going to cause a contraction in the market.
[00:31:57]  All right.
[00:31:58]  And I've been, I've been, I've been kind of waiting for it.
[00:32:02]  That's why, in my personal opinion, cash is king right now, baby.
[00:32:06]  Cash is king.
[00:32:08]  All right.
[00:32:08]  That's why, I mean, I'm holding nothing but cash right now.
[00:32:11]  It is the dominant fiat currency in the international community.
[00:32:15]  It is where all the international investors are going to cash out, etc.
[00:32:21]  So that's just the way it is.
[00:32:23]  I'm not even joking.
[00:32:24]  All right.
[00:32:25]  All right.
[00:32:26]  So let's move on.
[00:32:27]  Let's get to commodities, baby.
[00:32:29]  All right.
[00:32:29]  Now, we've seen major increases in oil prices.
[00:32:33]  We've definitely seen it in gas prices.
[00:32:36]  But the reason that we're seeing it at the pump, folks, is because our refinery supply in this country.

=== Commodities and Oil Prices (03:26) ===

[00:32:45]  What the hell is ProJerrett has Progeria?
[00:32:48]  What the hell is Progeria?
[00:32:50]  What the hell is that?
[00:32:51]  Hold on, before I get to the damn commodities, what the hell is Progeria?
[00:32:54]  What the fuck is what is that?
[00:32:56]  What is that?
[00:33:00]  Known as Hutchinson-Guilford Progeria syndrome.
[00:33:03]  It's a rare genetic condition that causes a child's body to age fast.
[00:33:08]  Most kids with Progeria, I don't know how to fuck pronounce it, don't even live to be past 13.
[00:33:14]  Good God.
[00:33:15]  Is that for real?
[00:33:16]  Does this guy, Jesus Christ?
[00:33:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:20]  I mean, so what does that mean?
[00:33:22]  Is he going to use that as a defense now?
[00:33:23]  That, hey, I got Progeria over here.
[00:33:25]  And, you know, it causes my brain to get a little horny.
[00:33:28]  And I decided that since everybody is, you know, posting pictures of their junk on the internet, I figured that I've got a million followers on YouTube.
[00:33:36]  And I thought it would be a good idea if I showed my Progeria wee we.
[00:33:42]  And I mean, I mean, what the hell?
[00:33:48]  I'm not, I'm going to go ahead and show my Progeria junk on the internet.
[00:33:54]  And hopefully some of these women that claim to be my fans on YouTube will go ahead and put pictures of their private parts in their vijaj.
[00:34:04]  And I hope they get back to me pretty soon.
[00:34:10]  What is this?
[00:34:11]  Oi, oi, oi, oi.
[00:34:13]  You yanks are nothing more than cheese eaters.
[00:34:15]  Oh.
[00:34:16]  Great Britain has better battleships.
[00:34:19]  You bloody wankers can't hold your knobs in your bloody fucking knickers.
[00:34:22]  Hey, hey, Britt, your mayor of London, all right, is a goddamn jihadist, a pro-jihadist.
[00:34:32]  You elected in your main city, all right, a pro-jihadist mayor who says that terrorism is, quote, part and parcel with living in the big city.
[00:34:44]  Okay.
[00:34:45]  And secondly, I mean, what the hell have y'all done since Brexit?
[00:34:49]  Huh?
[00:34:50]  What have y'all done since Brexit, you Brit Brongs?
[00:34:53]  What have y'all done?
[00:34:54]  Y'all done nothing.
[00:34:55]  Y'all sat there and fucking sat on your thumbs.
[00:34:58]  Y'all have done nothing.
[00:34:59]  Y'all have allowed more jihadists in your goddamn country pretending you're a bunch of fucking virtue signaling liberals out here and your stupid dumb prime minister, some stupid, disgusting looks like she's had about five cigarette, five packs of cigarettes a day, goddamn, what's her name?
[00:35:14]  Teresa May.
[00:35:15]  You've got this stupid brogue kicking the can down the road, making sure that this whole Brexit process takes so long that everybody either forgets about it or wants another referendum.
[00:35:26]  So just sit there and shut up there, you limey bastard.
[00:35:29]  You're lucky that you even still have the freedom for you to even do what you just did there, you brit bong.
[00:35:36]  All right, I'm serious.
[00:35:36]  You guys are a bunch of cucks out there.
[00:35:38]  There.
[00:35:38]  Keep cucking.
[00:35:39]  All right.
[00:35:39]  Out there in Britannia.
[00:35:41]  All right.
[00:35:42]  Keep cucking, baby.
[00:35:43]  All right.
[00:35:44]  I mean, you know what you should have done right after Brexit?
[00:35:46]  A prime minister should have just went and said, you know what?
[00:35:49]  Fuck the EU.
[00:35:50]  We don't care about your stupid, you know, divorce from Brexit.
[00:35:55]  We don't care.
[00:35:56]  We're going out and we're going to do our own trade deals bilaterally with all other countries and fuck you, EU.
[00:36:05]  Fuck you, Yunker.
[00:36:06]  Fuck you, Belgium.
[00:36:07]  I mean, you know, that's what they should have done.
[00:36:10]  All right, that's what they should have done.

=== OPEC Discounted Rates (09:49) ===

[00:36:11]  They didn't.
[00:36:12]  All right.
[00:36:13]  And now y'all are still cucking.
[00:36:15]  Y'all are talking about a second referendum for Brexit, you stupid Brit Bongs.
[00:36:19]  Are you kidding me?
[00:36:20]  You're talking about a second fucking referendum.
[00:36:22]  What kind of fucking idiots are you, man?
[00:36:24]  I mean, I remember when the British had balls, remember?
[00:36:28]  You know, they were imperialists.
[00:36:30]  They went out there and kicked ass and they did it gentlemanly.
[00:36:33]  Oh, yes, India, I'm going to go in and I'm going to take over your country, but I'll allow you to go ahead and clean my knickers.
[00:36:40]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:36:41]  That's what I allow you to, you can clean my socks.
[00:36:45]  I mean, I'm not joking around.
[00:36:46]  I mean, give me a break, you brit bong.
[00:36:48]  No, I don't want to hear another one of you brit bongs say anything about America again.
[00:36:53]  All right?
[00:36:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:36:56]  Jesus Christ, let's move on.
[00:36:58]  I'm not going to let these goddamn Brit Bongs over here try to sit over here and talk garbage to America.
[00:37:04]  All right.
[00:37:05]  America has the balls that you limies wish you had, you son of a bitch.
[00:37:11]  Anyway, as I was saying, before I got rudely interrupted on TTS by some stupid British butt boy, all right?
[00:37:19]  Energy is starting to come down in price, even though we saw it go up once Donald Trump decided to shit can the waivers that allowed Iran to sell its oil in the world market.
[00:37:32]  Now, who made that agreement?
[00:37:34]  Who gave Iran the waiver to go ahead and sell their damn oil in the world market?
[00:37:38]  None other than Barack Obama.
[00:37:40]  None other than John Kerry and these stooges and the Democratic Party.
[00:37:45]  And last week, or about a week and a half ago, Donald Trump shit canned those waivers.
[00:37:50]  And that's why we saw a dramatic increase in WTI Sweet Crude and in Brent Crude.
[00:37:55]  We're seeing it pull back a little bit.
[00:37:57]  But as I was alluding to, even though we are seeing some pullback in the oil department or in the oil prices, the gas is going to continue to go up, folks.
[00:38:07]  And the reason it's going to continue to go up because we don't have enough refineries to refine oil into gasoline.
[00:38:15]  Okay?
[00:38:16]  Many of our refineries have been shut down because of bad hurricanes that have destroyed the refineries.
[00:38:22]  Here about a month and a half ago, we had a fire in another refinery in California.
[00:38:28]  So, you know, these are, we don't have too many refineries to refine oil into gasoline.
[00:38:34]  And because we have all these supposed bleeding hearts, eco-friendly, green, climate change hipsters out here that literally guided the last administration into creating all these ridiculous rules that prevents people from building more refineries.
[00:38:55]  Well, that's why we're not getting to it.
[00:38:58]  That's why, because of the regulations from the Obama administration.
[00:39:01]  All right.
[00:39:02]  So thank those bastards.
[00:39:04]  And by the way, just a reminder for all you college kids that got to pay on your goddamn college debts for the next 25 years of your life.
[00:39:11]  That was Obama who nationalized and made that a whole reality.
[00:39:16]  All right.
[00:39:17]  I know that you fucking college kids, you think that he's the greatest president in the world because you think he's black.
[00:39:23]  All right.
[00:39:23]  But he's not.
[00:39:24]  Wait a minute.
[00:39:24]  Hold on.
[00:39:25]  Who the hell just donated $2.55 in some kind of oriental language for Christ's sake.
[00:39:31]  All right.
[00:39:32]  Do not donate to text-to-speech unless you talk to me in American boy.
[00:39:36]  All right.
[00:39:37]  You talk to me in American.
[00:39:39]  Don't you be sitting here talking to me in some other goddamn immigrant language, baby.
[00:39:43]  All right.
[00:39:44]  You talk to me in American.
[00:39:46]  Anyway, let's get to the energy prices here.
[00:39:49]  WTI sweet crude is down currently, four cents.
[00:39:52]  A percentage decrease of 0.06%.
[00:39:55]  Closing out, or at least the current price, I should say, of WTI sweet crude is $61.66 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:40:04]  Bread crude.
[00:40:05]  Now, the difference between WTI sweet crude and Brent crude is that WTI sweet crude is consumed by America and Brent crude is consumed by everybody else.
[00:40:15]  Now, why is there a difference?
[00:40:17]  Because America has a, you know, we've got to deal with OPEC, got to deal with the OPEC rich countries like Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, that they're going to give us an exuberant amount of oil at a discounted rate because we buy in quantity.
[00:40:32]  All right.
[00:40:33]  We buy in quantity.
[00:40:35]  So that's why we have a good, we have a different kind of deal, different kind of oil, etc.
[00:40:39]  So let's continue here.
[00:40:41]  Bread crude, it is up 23 cents.
[00:40:44]  A percentage increase of 0.33%.
[00:40:46]  Closing out Brent crude at $70.62 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:40:53]  Gasoline.
[00:40:54]  Now, what did I tell you?
[00:40:55]  Even though we're seeing some decreases in oil, look at the increase in gasoline, folks.
[00:41:00]  It is up $1.37.
[00:41:05]  Excuse me.
[00:41:06]  All right.
[00:41:07]  That's an increase of 0.69%.
[00:41:10]  Almost a full percent on the day for gasoline.
[00:41:13]  And that's what we're going to see.
[00:41:15]  That's what we're going to see.
[00:41:16]  And not to mention the OPEC countries are sure as hell going to cut back on their production as we get closer and closer to the summer.
[00:41:23]  They do this every time, baby.
[00:41:25]  All right.
[00:41:26]  They do this every time.
[00:41:27]  So I'm just saying.
[00:41:29]  Anyway, let's get to the other.
[00:41:30]  Natural gas is up 0.92%.
[00:41:33]  That's pretty interesting.
[00:41:34]  Looks like there may be a run on natural gas.
[00:41:36]  Y'all investors may take a look at that.
[00:41:38]  Heating oil is up 0.33%.
[00:41:40]  And listen, the reason we're seeing heating oil up is because we're seeing abnormal cold temperatures extended into this part of the goddamn spring.
[00:41:51]  Right now in San Antonio, where I'm at right now, it is like 60 degrees out here, and it's freaking May.
[00:41:58]  It's May 10th.
[00:42:01]  I mean, good God.
[00:42:04]  So no wonder we're starting to see a little bit of an increase in heating oil, even though we're in the goddamn, almost in the summer, baby.
[00:42:12]  Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:42:15]  The metals!
[00:42:16]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:42:19]  We've got gold up in here, and this is what, this is why I'm not a buyer in gold right now.
[00:42:23]  Because we have such strength in the U.S. dollar, and we had the Federal Reserve raise interest rates and bring back value into the dollar.
[00:42:31]  It has not been reflected by the gold price.
[00:42:34]  It has not been.
[00:42:35]  What the hell?
[00:42:39]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:42:40]  Shut up, man!
[00:42:44]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:42:46]  Talk!
[00:42:48]  Talk to me in American.
[00:42:51]  All right, if you're going to donate text-to-speech, you talk to me in American, you piece of shit.
[00:42:55]  All right.
[00:42:56]  I don't want to hear no foreign immigrant language.
[00:42:59]  You talk to me in American.
[00:43:01]  You talk to me in American.
[00:43:05]  Anyway, gold should be a lot lower, in my opinion, considering that we have such value in the U.S. dollar right now and that the U.S. dollar is the currency to go to in the international community.
[00:43:18]  So, in my opinion, I am not a gold buyer.
[00:43:21]  I'm more of a silver buyer at these prices because I think gold should be around at least 1,000, maybe even in the high 900s at this point, considering we had such aggressive interest rate hikes about six months ago by the Federal Reserve.
[00:43:37]  I mean, we saw them go up two points in one dot, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:42]  So anyway, gold is up today, $2.20, a percentage increase of 0.17%.
[00:43:49]  Current price for gold is $1,287.40 per troy ounce of gold.
[00:43:56]  We've also got silver, baby.
[00:43:58]  And look, I'm a buyer on silver.
[00:44:00]  Silver, there is a finite amount of silver.
[00:44:03]  That means that there's a limited amount of silver.
[00:44:06]  And moreover, we have a major demand when it comes to certain products that demand silver as a component to the manufacturing process of whatever product.
[00:44:17]  So there's a lot of things that I like about silver.
[00:44:19]  Definitely a long-term hold at this point.
[00:44:22]  But it's definitely good to always have some silver in the portfolio.
[00:44:26]  And as I've stated many times, I mean, whether you buy bullion, which is like, you know, just regular bars, you know, just regular silver, or in my opinion, the best form of silver to buy is coinage.
[00:44:41]  I'm talking old coins, folks.
[00:44:43]  I'm talking Morgan silver dollars.
[00:44:45]  I'm talking floating liberties.
[00:44:48]  I'm talking about mercury dimes.
[00:44:51]  All right.
[00:44:51]  Now, these are the things that you want to invest in because the beautiful part about the coin industry is that not only are you investing in the actual bullion of the coin, but when the bullion starts going up in value, so does the value of the coin.
[00:45:07]  There are many nuances in coin collecting out there that makes coinage a lot more than the actual bullion price.
[00:45:15]  For instance, if you come across Morgan silver dollars that were minted in San Francisco around a certain year, some of these Morgan silver dollars could be, you know, depending on the quality and whether or not it's in mint condition or near-mint condition, can go into the thousands of dollars.
[00:45:34]  Okay.
[00:45:35]  Now, the reason I'm suggesting this, folks, is because you're going to get yourself a hell of a lot more payoff as silver goes up in price if you purchase coins because there is a huge coin market.
[00:45:47]  And these coin markets, I mean, they are fickle when it comes to coinage.
[00:45:52]  They will pay the price if you have the coin in hand.
[00:45:55]  And that means graded coins, near mint coins, that sort of thing.
[00:45:59]  But what is this?

=== Graded Coin Markets (12:55) ===

[00:46:01]  Hey 2 Tanto Americano Dominamos.
[00:46:03]  Oh, what is this, Mexican?
[00:46:05]  Why are you talking to me in Mexican?
[00:46:08]  Why the hell are you talking to me in Mexican?
[00:46:10]  Talking immediately.
[00:46:12]  I told you to talk to me in American.
[00:46:14]  The Envenido is a Mexico dose.
[00:46:16]  Oh, shove it up your ass.
[00:46:17]  All right.
[00:46:18]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:46:20]  You talk to me in American if you're going to be doing any text-to-speech to me.
[00:46:24]  Do you understand me?
[00:46:27]  Two comprende, puto?
[00:46:29]  Huh?
[00:46:31]  Jesus Christ.
[00:46:34]  Anyway, I forgot.
[00:46:35]  What was I?
[00:46:35]  Oh, yeah, I was talking about coins here.
[00:46:37]  That would be the thing to go when it comes to silver investing.
[00:46:40]  And by the way, just a reminder, okay?
[00:46:43]  If you happen to find any dimes, quarters that are mint.
[00:46:48]  What the fuck is this?
[00:46:52]  El Padre El Felito.
[00:46:54]  I don't understand Mexican.
[00:46:56]  All right.
[00:46:57]  And I never said that.
[00:46:59]  I never say whatever the hell ghost quotes is.
[00:47:01]  You're a piece of trap.
[00:47:02]  I never said any of that Mexican stuff.
[00:47:05]  Fucking talk to me in American, especially on a Baller Friday when I've got the trolls on their goddamn knees waiting to take the balls out of my pants because they're such bitches.
[00:47:15]  All right.
[00:47:16]  You talk to me in American.
[00:47:19]  You talk to me in American.
[00:47:20]  You see, look at the look of these good trolls.
[00:47:22]  They ain't going to text a speech anymore because they're bowing down.
[00:47:26]  They know who the man is.
[00:47:27]  They know who the man is for Christ's sake.
[00:47:30]  They realize that I'm a bad man and they're nothing but a bunch of trans-testicle turd burglars who wishes they could put a finger in a goddamn pansexual.
[00:47:40]  All right.
[00:47:40]  So don't, I'm just telling you right now, they are bowing down and I don't blame them, boy.
[00:47:46]  I don't blame them.
[00:47:49]  What a bunch of pricks.
[00:47:50]  Look at them.
[00:47:51]  Look at them bowing down.
[00:47:52]  Look at them bowing down, baby.
[00:47:54]  I don't blame them, boy.
[00:47:56]  I don't blame them.
[00:47:56]  I'm telling you, you better not have a damn woman in the vicinity while I'm doing this damn show, baby.
[00:48:01]  This ain't no soy boy right here, baby.
[00:48:04]  All right.
[00:48:05]  This is a man that's got balls the size of grapefruits, and everybody knows it.
[00:48:10]  That's why you trolls ain't shit.
[00:48:11]  Compared to me, you trolls ain't nothing.
[00:48:14]  I brushed you shoulder.
[00:48:15]  I brushed my shoulders off with you, trolls.
[00:48:18]  All right, look at you now.
[00:48:19]  You're shutting your mouth and you're bowing down like good little bitches.
[00:48:22]  That's what I told you you were, boy.
[00:48:24]  That's what I told you you were.
[00:48:26]  You know why you're shutting your mouth?
[00:48:27]  Because I'm your daddy now.
[00:48:29]  I'm your daddy.
[00:48:30]  And you're sitting there and you're listening to daddy.
[00:48:32]  You better listen to the, I'm the dad you never had.
[00:48:35]  I'm the dad you never had.
[00:48:37]  And that's why you're sitting down there and you listen.
[00:48:39]  You better listen there.
[00:48:40]  You better shut your mouth, boy.
[00:48:42]  All right.
[00:48:43]  That's a good little boy.
[00:48:44]  Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:48:46]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[00:48:53]  I'm a bad man.
[00:48:54]  I'm telling you that right now.
[00:48:56]  I'm a bad.
[00:48:56]  I mean, look at it.
[00:48:57]  They're shaking.
[00:48:58]  I mean, they're shaking.
[00:49:00]  I mean, folks, these goddamn trolls are shaking in their fucking digital boots for Christ's sake.
[00:49:07]  They don't want none.
[00:49:08]  I'm the dad they never had, for Christ's sake.
[00:49:10]  So you just sit there and shut your mouth until daddy tells you to, boy.
[00:49:18]  I'm winning, baby.
[00:49:20]  I'm winning.
[00:49:20]  What can I say?
[00:49:21]  Great Baller Friday today.
[00:49:23]  What the fuck's today?
[00:49:24]  What's the day?
[00:49:25]  May 10th.
[00:49:26]  A great day, baby.
[00:49:27]  What a great day today was.
[00:49:30]  It's when the trolls knew that they ain't got none.
[00:49:32]  All right.
[00:49:32]  They got no balls.
[00:49:34]  You know what the trolls are doing right now?
[00:49:35]  I guarantee you, some of them are looking at themselves in the mirror right now, putting their penis between their legs, seeing how they look as a woman, because I just made them my digital broads.
[00:49:47]  I made them my digital bitches, man.
[00:49:49]  I'm not even joking.
[00:49:50]  I might even sell some on the damn stroll out here.
[00:49:53]  All right.
[00:49:54]  Who wants a neckbeard ass?
[00:49:56]  Huh?
[00:49:57]  Here, I'm going to sell digital ass out here since I got all these goddamn trolls bowing down.
[00:50:03]  I'm selling digital asses.
[00:50:05]  All right.
[00:50:05]  Who wants a digital neckbeard ass?
[00:50:07]  Huh?
[00:50:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:50:10]  Give me my, you know, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
[00:50:12]  I'm feeling great.
[00:50:13]  I'm feeling great, man.
[00:50:15]  This is a great baller Friday.
[00:50:17]  Feels good, baby.
[00:50:18]  Feels good, man.
[00:50:22]  More beer.
[00:50:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:50:27]  Look, I got spotting beers today, baby.
[00:50:29]  I got spot and beers.
[00:50:32]  You want to know why I got spotting beers?
[00:50:33]  It's a time to celebrate.
[00:50:35]  Celebrate?
[00:50:37]  Oh, wait a minute.
[00:50:37]  That's Madonna, man.
[00:50:38]  Fuck Madonna.
[00:50:39]  You know, Madonna, can you just go away already, Madonna?
[00:50:43]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:50:44]  I mean, how many men have been in your Vijay J, for a lack of a better term?
[00:50:49]  It's probably crustated, got crustaceans hanging off the vulva and all this other crap.
[00:50:54]  It probably looks like pumpkin pie in between your legs.
[00:50:58]  And you have the audacity to come out here and pretend that you still have sex appeal.
[00:51:02]  Get out of here, Madonna.
[00:51:03]  I'm sick and tired of looking at you and you suck.
[00:51:06]  All right, you suck.
[00:51:08]  Get out.
[00:51:09]  We don't care.
[00:51:10]  All right.
[00:51:11]  Great.
[00:51:11]  You made a couple of decent songs in the 80s.
[00:51:13]  No one gives a shit, Madonna.
[00:51:15]  Get out and take that fucking burqa off while you're at it, Madonna, you piece of trash.
[00:51:23]  What is this?
[00:51:24]  Isn't this crypto bowl run beautiful?
[00:51:26]  I don't want to move between alts and BTC since I lack Toss skills, but my altcoin holdings will pay off.
[00:51:33]  They will.
[00:51:33]  Cheers, Ghost and Happy Baller Friday.
[00:51:35]  By the way, I will go ahead and cover crypto in here.
[00:51:38]  Cheers to you, baby.
[00:51:39]  You see, this is what I want.
[00:51:42]  You see that?
[00:51:43]  People appreciate the show.
[00:51:45]  Thank you.
[00:51:46]  Buy crypto or miss out.
[00:51:48]  All right.
[00:51:49]  Thank you guys for being so positive for Christ's sake.
[00:51:51]  I'm winning.
[00:51:53]  I'm fucking winning, dude.
[00:51:54]  This is a great Baller Friday.
[00:51:56]  I have not had a Beller.
[00:51:59]  I can't even fucking remember the last time I had this good of a Baller Friday, baby.
[00:52:03]  can't even remember i can't even remember how this is just great this is just great Cheers, baby.
[00:52:11]  Cheers.
[00:52:12]  Thank you very much.
[00:52:13]  I'm telling you.
[00:52:14]  And like I said, these trolls, look at them.
[00:52:16]  Look at them.
[00:52:17]  They are, they're doing what their daddy tells them.
[00:52:19]  You goddamn right.
[00:52:21]  Huh?
[00:52:22]  Yeah, you're doing what your daddy tells you on this Baller Friday.
[00:52:25]  And you know what, baby?
[00:52:26]  I feel great.
[00:52:27]  I feel great.
[00:52:31]  Woo!
[00:52:33]  All right, give me some more beer out here.
[00:52:39]  Oh, man.
[00:52:41]  Hey, eight trolls, like I always say, like I always tell you, trolls, you think, excuse me, excuse me, you may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
[00:52:55]  Much longer and longer.
[00:52:58]  Amen.
[00:52:59]  Yeah.
[00:53:03]  All right, baby.
[00:53:04]  I'm having a good time tonight, man.
[00:53:06]  I'm glad I beat you, fucking trolls.
[00:53:08]  I have beat you into submission.
[00:53:10]  I mean, all anybody has to do is take a look at the damn comment section of the past couple of shows.
[00:53:15]  Autistic screeching from hell.
[00:53:21]  Oh my God.
[00:53:24]  You know, I need to do a shot.
[00:53:26]  I got to do a shot.
[00:53:27]  Let's do a shot to all the screeching that's happening out here and all the bowing down that's happening to the trolls out here.
[00:53:33]  Give me a shot.
[00:53:34]  All right.
[00:53:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:40]  Here's a shot here.
[00:53:42]  Oh, man.
[00:53:43]  And you know what?
[00:53:44]  I'm drinking out of pleasure.
[00:53:47]  You know, I'm drinking out of pleasure.
[00:53:50]  And I'm not sitting over here drinking because I got to continue to do the show.
[00:53:54]  I have submitted you, trolls.
[00:53:56]  I have submitted you, fucking trolls.
[00:53:58]  And look at it.
[00:53:58]  They're getting all upset in the chat room.
[00:54:02]  Fucking submit, boy.
[00:54:04]  All right.
[00:54:04]  I bet most of you are just sitting there whacking your fucking clitorises off to some tribal nudity on National Geographic thinking that's going to make you feel better.
[00:54:13]  All right.
[00:54:14]  It ain't going to make you feel better.
[00:54:17]  Cheers, baby.
[00:54:18]  Cheers.
[00:54:24]  Good shit, baby.
[00:54:25]  Good shit.
[00:54:27]  All right.
[00:54:27]  What else we got here?
[00:54:29]  All right.
[00:54:29]  Silver, it is up two cents.
[00:54:31]  A percentage increase of 0.12%.
[00:54:33]  Closing out silver at $14.79 per troy ounce of silver.
[00:54:40]  We've got copper.
[00:54:41]  It is up today 0.11%.
[00:54:44]  Platinum.
[00:54:45]  I don't know what the hell's going on with platinum, but it is up today 1.94%.
[00:54:49]  All right, let's get to the damn agriculture commodities.
[00:54:53]  Let's get to grains.
[00:54:55]  Corn.
[00:54:56]  I'm sure many of you have some up your ass right now, you stupid little trolls.
[00:55:01]  Corn is down 0.42%.
[00:55:04]  So it'll be cheap to massage your prostates, by the way, trolls.
[00:55:08]  Wheat is down 1.11%.
[00:55:11]  Oats is up.
[00:55:12]  What is this?
[00:55:13]  Field.
[00:55:14]  What?
[00:55:14]  How long before the trolls win again?
[00:55:17]  How long before this floated hamburger?
[00:55:19]  It's over.
[00:55:21]  Look, I'm still standing.
[00:55:25]  How long before the show ends in a hurricane?
[00:55:27]  It ain't going to happen.
[00:55:28]  They're bowing down.
[00:55:29]  Look at them.
[00:55:30]  Look at them.
[00:55:31]  They're a bunch of fruit balls.
[00:55:32]  They're bowing down.
[00:55:34]  I have bitch slapped these sons of bitches into submission.
[00:55:37]  Look at them.
[00:55:37]  Look at these tards.
[00:55:39]  Look at these tards out here.
[00:55:41]  They're tards.
[00:55:41]  They're ridiculous.
[00:55:42]  And I have dominated them.
[00:55:44]  Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
[00:55:47]  They're like a little gimp in a cage, leathered up and ready to be bullwhipped, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:53]  I mean, that's what this is all about, baby.
[00:55:59]  All right.
[00:55:59]  I mean, I'm fucking feeling great.
[00:56:05]  I'm feeling great, baby.
[00:56:06]  All right, what's up?
[00:56:07]  We got wheat down 1.11%.
[00:56:11]  Oats is up 1.51%.
[00:56:14]  Rough rice is up 0.46%.
[00:56:17]  Soybean is down 0.43%.
[00:56:20]  Soybean oil is up 0.60%.
[00:56:23]  And by the way, soybean oil is up because it's probably up most of your asses because you sound like a bunch of goddamn fruit bowls.
[00:56:31]  We got canola.
[00:56:32]  It is down 0.21%.
[00:56:34]  Let's go ahead and get to the softs, shall we?
[00:56:37]  Cocoa.
[00:56:38]  All right, the base for chocolate.
[00:56:39]  It is down 1.03%.
[00:56:43]  Coffee.
[00:56:44]  Hey, dudes, don't talk to me.
[00:56:46]  Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
[00:56:48]  Okay, dudes.
[00:56:49]  It is down 0.06%.
[00:56:52]  We've got sugar.
[00:56:54]  Sugar is down 0.451%.
[00:56:57]  Orange juice.
[00:56:58]  Good God.
[00:56:58]  I don't know what the hell's going on with orange juice.
[00:57:00]  It is up 1.49%.
[00:57:04]  We've got cotton.
[00:57:05]  It is down, baby.
[00:57:06]  You know, it's coming down to the summertime, baby.
[00:57:08]  People are going to be wearing less clothes.
[00:57:10]  All right.
[00:57:10]  I love it.
[00:57:11]  I'm going to make my way to a beach this summer, baby.
[00:57:13]  All right.
[00:57:16]  Orange juice.
[00:57:17]  It is up 1.49.
[00:57:18]  Oh, excuse me.
[00:57:19]  Cotton.
[00:57:19]  I'm sorry.
[00:57:20]  It got mixed up there.
[00:57:21]  Cotton is down.
[00:57:22]  Cotton is down 2.53% decrease.
[00:57:26]  Lumber is unchanged, baby.
[00:57:28]  Rubber, it looks like everybody's going to get busy.
[00:57:32]  Everybody's getting busy in the springtime, summertime.
[00:57:35]  Rubber is up 1.39%.
[00:57:38]  At least they're using contraceptions.
[00:57:40]  All right.
[00:57:40]  At least they're using prophylactics.
[00:57:42]  Ethanol is unchanged today.
[00:57:45]  Let's get to livestock, baby.
[00:57:47]  Live cattle, it is up 0.45%.
[00:57:51]  Cattle feeder is up 1.63%.
[00:57:55]  And by God, let's get to lean hog.
[00:57:57]  And before I get to lean hog, I want everybody to bring back the fucking hambone movement.
[00:58:03]  All right.
[00:58:04]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:58:05]  We need to start spreading a little bit of some goddamn inspiration to the fat snorlaxes out here that are so fat that they can't even see their private parts.
[00:58:15]  And you know the old saying goes, if you can't see your penis, you got diabetes.
[00:58:22]  All right.
[00:58:23]  If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes.
[00:58:27]  I'm talking about these sons of bitches.
[00:58:28]  All right.
[00:58:29]  What you need to do is when you see these fat jelly asses hovering around in a hover round, all right, in the middle of the store, all right.
[00:58:37]  And every time they back up, you hear a beep, beep, beep, beep.
[00:58:41]  All you got to do, you don't get, you know, don't confront them.
[00:58:43]  Don't harass them.
[00:58:44]  Just walk right past them and say, Hambo.
[00:58:50]  Fat, greasy ass, sticky, smelly hambo.
[00:58:54]  That's all you got to do.

=== Crypto Dollar Value (04:08) ===

[00:58:56]  We got to bring back the hambone movement, baby.
[00:58:58]  There's too many fat asses out here.
[00:59:01]  All right, there's too many goddamn fat asses out here.
[00:59:04]  We need to do something to help that.
[00:59:05]  All right.
[00:59:06]  Anyway, lean hog, it is down 0.36%.
[00:59:11]  And that's the stock markets and commodities for your ass.
[00:59:14]  All right, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn cryptocurrency.
[00:59:18]  Now, everybody right now is looking at this bull run on cryptocurrency.
[00:59:22]  Why is it happening?
[00:59:24]  We're seeing it happening, folks, because for the most part, we're seeing a literal integration of cryptocurrency trading with institutional Wall Street stock platforms.
[00:59:35]  All right.
[00:59:36]  Happy Baller Friday, bitches.
[00:59:38]  Hey, hellbatsy.
[00:59:39]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:59:44]  Woo!
[00:59:46]  You're damn right, baby.
[00:59:47]  It's Baller Friday, baby.
[00:59:49]  Baller goddamn Friday.
[00:59:51]  Anyway, I like this bull run.
[00:59:54]  I think it's tentative at this point in time.
[00:59:57]  We've got a lot of new investors in the market that wouldn't traditionally trade crypto.
[01:00:02]  We just had Fidelity Investments, if you take a look at the news recently, they have now integrated cryptocurrency trading with their stock trading platforms.
[01:00:12]  And we're seeing a lot of this.
[01:00:13]  Moreover, I want to remind everybody that since America, the United States dollar is king right now in the fiat currency, many of the other fiat currencies are hurting.
[01:00:25]  They are hurting tremendously.
[01:00:27]  So you have a lot of people wanting to kind of put their money into something.
[01:00:32]  Now, I want to remind everybody that cryptocurrency is not a stock.
[01:00:36]  It is a currency.
[01:00:38]  So let's say that you put some money into a cryptocurrency.
[01:00:43]  That is going to be a hedge play against any kind of downturn in whatever fiat that you usually have your money in or whatever stock, anything.
[01:00:53]  It is another alternative for investing.
[01:00:55]  And like I said, cryptocurrency is a currency.
[01:00:59]  It's not just a stock or some kind of limited equity or something of that capacity.
[01:01:06]  You could spend this to buy airline tickets now.
[01:01:10]  You could spend this to pay for hotel rooms.
[01:01:12]  You could spend cryptocurrency to buy goods and services.
[01:01:16]  All right.
[01:01:16]  This is an absolute fact.
[01:01:18]  So even though you have people treating the cryptocurrency market like a stock or a hedge against some kind of offset to offset another investment, whatever the case might be, it is an actual currency.
[01:01:30]  And by the way, cryptocurrency, everybody thinks that they're gaining money because they're pairing it with the United States dollar.
[01:01:37]  You have to understand that because cryptocurrency investors are pairing the value of cryptocurrency with the U.S. dollar, the U.S. dollar has a lot of goddamn value in it right now.
[01:01:49]  A lot of goddamn value in it.
[01:01:52]  So it's not going to go up tremendously high.
[01:01:54]  The whole reason that we saw the big, huge increase during the 2017-2016 timeframe was because Obama and his administration and his Federal Reserve would literally just keep the interest rates low.
[01:02:11]  They continue to print out money.
[01:02:13]  Y'all remember stimulus package two.
[01:02:15]  Y'all remember quantitative easing.
[01:02:18]  Y'all remember the twist, all this garbage.
[01:02:22]  All right.
[01:02:22]  So when you pair the United States dollar with the cryptocurrency, you may not get as much value, but if you pair it with other crypto, or excuse me, with other fiat currencies, if you pair these cryptocurrencies with other fiat currencies, they become dramatically valuable.
[01:02:41]  So that's why you're seeing a little bit of increase as it relates to the U.S. dollar because everybody's anticipating we may see some turbulence in the stock market.
[01:02:52]  We may see some turbulence in the fiat currency because of factors like the Chinese-United States trade war, because of potential international conflict.

=== US Workforce Disparity (03:16) ===

[01:03:05]  We're going to talk about that later, about how the United States, I think we're going to war, baby.
[01:03:10]  I think we're going to war and I like it.
[01:03:12]  All right.
[01:03:13]  Let's bring it on.
[01:03:15]  I don't care who it is at this point in time.
[01:03:17]  Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Russia.
[01:03:21]  I don't give a shit who it is.
[01:03:23]  It's time to implement a draft.
[01:03:26]  It's time to go to war.
[01:03:28]  All right.
[01:03:28]  And it's time to start putting some of these goddamn soy boys on the front lines so that they can learn how to be a man for Christ's sake.
[01:03:35]  And by the way, let me tell you something right now.
[01:03:38]  The United States needs to start flexing nuts out here and start showing these globalists that, hey, the United States is not going down.
[01:03:46]  All right.
[01:03:46]  You idiots in the globalist United Nations power structure are not going to relinquish our national sovereignty, you piece of trash.
[01:03:55]  All right.
[01:03:56]  So I'm, you know what?
[01:03:57]  Bring it on.
[01:03:58]  Bring it the hell on.
[01:04:00]  I want a draft.
[01:04:01]  And by the way, you idiots that think that you're too old for a draft, they could draft you up until you're 45, baby.
[01:04:09]  They can draft you up until you're 45 years old.
[01:04:13]  So bring it on, baby.
[01:04:14]  And I'm going to talk about that later.
[01:04:16]  Bring it the hell on.
[01:04:17]  We need a war.
[01:04:18]  We need a goddamn.
[01:04:19]  We got it too good.
[01:04:21]  We got it too good in America.
[01:04:23]  Everybody's bitching and moaning, and yet we have the greatest economy in American history.
[01:04:28]  All right.
[01:04:28]  I mean, we're not even at war.
[01:04:30]  I mean, everybody's being able to do whatever the hell they want.
[01:04:33]  You've got women that are bitching and moaning that they want.
[01:04:36]  I want equality and I'm not getting paid as much as a man.
[01:04:43]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:04:44]  I mean, don't you women understand that you all are over 65% of the goddamn workforce?
[01:04:50]  You're over 65% of the workforce.
[01:04:53]  That means there's more of you in the workforce than there are men.
[01:04:57]  Now, by that mathematical discrepancy, because you have more people per quantity in the goddamn workforce, that means that your median income for your group, which is 65% of the goddamn workforce, is going to be lower than the smaller demographic that represents the workforce, the men.
[01:05:19]  Stupid broads.
[01:05:21]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:21]  And you know what?
[01:05:22]  I'm sick and tired of these women bitching and moaning.
[01:05:24]  They're the ones out there.
[01:05:26]  They're protesting.
[01:05:28]  They're bitching and moaning.
[01:05:29]  And yet women are the freest they could be in this country.
[01:05:34]  Women are the freest they can be in this country.
[01:05:37]  If you think that you women would be better off in Europe, why don't you go take a look at what's happening to Swedish women out there today in modern Sweden?
[01:05:44]  Go take a look at what's happening to women out there in Germany for Christ's sake.
[01:05:50]  I can't believe you people out here, you women and you LGBTQ people.
[01:05:55]  I can't believe you.
[01:05:57]  What are you bitching about?
[01:05:59]  LGBTQ, this is the freest country for you people, man.
[01:06:03]  I guess except Tel Aviv, Israel.
[01:06:05]  I didn't realize Tel Aviv was such a, you know, gay happening point in the world today.
[01:06:10]  But I guess Tel Aviv, you can go there.
[01:06:14]  But the bottom line is, is that you all can hold hands.
[01:06:18]  You all can do this.
[01:06:20]  Hey, Eastern Time.

=== Internet Regulation War (06:09) ===

[01:06:21]  Thank you very much, man.
[01:06:23]  I appreciate it, Eastern Time.
[01:06:25]  I mean, you all can hold hands.
[01:06:27]  You can get married now.
[01:06:29]  You can have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
[01:06:35]  And now it's protected by the first fucking amendment.
[01:06:38]  All right.
[01:06:39]  What are you people bitching about?
[01:06:42]  What are you bitching about, man?
[01:06:44]  There's nothing to bitch about.
[01:06:45]  That's why, in my opinion, we need a war.
[01:06:48]  We need a war and we need a draft.
[01:06:50]  And I can't wait.
[01:06:51]  And you know what?
[01:06:51]  I don't just want to draft soy boys.
[01:06:54]  I want to draft women.
[01:06:56]  I want to draft women for Christ's sake.
[01:07:00]  That's who also needs to be drafted.
[01:07:02]  So, you know what?
[01:07:04]  Bring it on, man.
[01:07:05]  Go after Iran.
[01:07:06]  Kick Iran's ass.
[01:07:08]  All right.
[01:07:09]  We seized a goddamn coal shipment coming out of goddamn North Korea.
[01:07:13]  So we have a seized North Korean ship.
[01:07:16]  We've got some damn situation going down in Venezuela.
[01:07:20]  Let's just go ahead and let's go ahead and throw a goddamn draft.
[01:07:25]  Let's do it for Christ.
[01:07:26]  What is this?
[01:07:27]  Anime synopsis.
[01:07:28]  One day, fifth grader Hanata Hoshino brings her friend Hannah Shirosaki to her house and Hanata's sister Miyako, a college student.
[01:07:36]  I don't care about anime, you stupid dumb tards.
[01:07:40]  All right.
[01:07:41]  I don't care about anime.
[01:07:43]  All right.
[01:07:43]  All of you people that listen to anime, I hope you die a freaking horrible death of anime disease.
[01:07:51]  You know, I hope that you die of anime disease, which, you know, drops your colon out your ass.
[01:07:57]  I mean, I'm tired of you anime pricks.
[01:08:00]  All right.
[01:08:00]  Leave me alone.
[01:08:01]  Okay, dude.
[01:08:02]  Tired of you fucking anime.
[01:08:04]  You anime pricks.
[01:08:04]  You know, I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:08:06]  I don't think, since I'm going off, let's just continue going off.
[01:08:10]  Okay.
[01:08:11]  I think you anime pricks should literally not be able to be put on the internet.
[01:08:16]  All right.
[01:08:17]  Because look, they're going to regulate the internet, folks.
[01:08:19]  I mean, you idiots are calling for a regulation of the internet.
[01:08:22]  You're like, hey, something's got to be done about Twitter.
[01:08:24]  Something's got to be done by Facebook.
[01:08:28]  You idiots are asking.
[01:08:29]  You're asking for government intervention when it comes to internet censorship and all that crap.
[01:08:34]  I think that people who like anime, I think that they should be, I don't think they should be on the internet, man.
[01:08:41]  I mean, and listen, most people who like anime that are over the age of 18 have mental problems to begin with.
[01:08:48]  They're taking psychotropic drugs.
[01:08:51]  They're autistic or ass burgers.
[01:08:54]  Okay.
[01:08:55]  Sorry, autistic ass burgers.
[01:08:57]  It is what it is.
[01:08:59]  All right.
[01:08:59]  It is what it is.
[01:09:00]  But I don't think that you people should be on the internet.
[01:09:03]  Because what is this anime a prelude to?
[01:09:05]  Because I mean, take a look at all these anime little caricatures of women.
[01:09:10]  It's always these young 11, 12 year old looking faced anime caricatures that are voluptuous in their assets.
[01:09:22]  And it's just, it's a disgrace.
[01:09:24]  All right.
[01:09:25]  It's a disgrace.
[01:09:27]  And in my personal opinion, I don't think they belong on the internet.
[01:09:30]  I don't think they belong on the internet.
[01:09:31]  Net neutrality caused a lot of this.
[01:09:34]  And that's why I'm glad net neutrality is gone.
[01:09:37]  All right.
[01:09:37]  Because what did net neutrality bring?
[01:09:39]  It brought in a bunch of people that had no business to be on the internet on the internet.
[01:09:44]  And what was net neutrality?
[01:09:45]  It forced the government to prohibit these damn internet service providers from providing the service for the price that they wanted.
[01:09:54]  They capped prices on these internet service providers.
[01:09:57]  And lo and behold, we've got a bunch of stupid losers that have no business on the internet on the internet.
[01:10:04]  I mean, it is what it is.
[01:10:06]  I mean, I remember, I was broadcasting back in 2009, 2010, 2011.
[01:10:13]  And I remember all these Democrats were like, man, we got to put Wi-Fi in the projects.
[01:10:19]  I remember the Black Caucus talking about, yeah, we need to put, we need to put, we put Wi-Fi in the projects.
[01:10:26]  Hey, Ghost, are you risking holding BTC right now in preparation of buying some altcoins since BTC pumping causes alts to drop?
[01:10:35]  I've got a little bit of BTC.
[01:10:37]  I have moved a little bit to BTC, but I'm still all about altcoins at this point in time because BTC, as I've stated, it's limited in its technology.
[01:10:49]  It's the first kid on the blockchain.
[01:10:51]  There's a lot of other altcoins that are better, etc.
[01:10:55]  All right.
[01:10:55]  But yeah, I'm holding BTC right now.
[01:10:57]  All right.
[01:10:59]  I'm holding BTC right now.
[01:11:01]  Look, all I'm simply stating is this.
[01:11:03]  All right.
[01:11:03]  Once we started putting Wi-Fi in the projects, and you know, this is why the Black Caucus said that we needed, you know, freaking Wi-Fi in the projects, because we didn't want the poor people to, you know, be in that digital divide, quote unquote, whatever the hell that means.
[01:11:20]  All right?
[01:11:21]  I mean, yeah, we're going to, we don't want the impoverished to be in that digital divide, whatever the hell that means.
[01:11:28]  You know what putting fucking Wi-Fi in the projects, you know what it brought us?
[01:11:32]  You know what it brought us?
[01:11:34]  World star!
[01:11:37]  Yeah, that's what it brought us.
[01:11:39]  Putting goddamn Wi-Fi in the projects where they had no business.
[01:11:44]  All right, people have no business being on the internet.
[01:11:47]  What did it bring us?
[01:11:48]  World star!
[01:11:50]  And it also brought us do it for the vine.
[01:11:53]  You remember that?
[01:11:54]  Do it for the vine.
[01:11:55]  Do it for the vine.
[01:11:57]  You remember that shit?
[01:11:58]  Do it for the vine.
[01:11:58]  That's what it brought us.
[01:12:00]  That's all it brought us.
[01:12:02]  I mean, do you actually believe that, oh, we were going to put goddamn Wi-Fi in the projects and we were going to get anything else but that?
[01:12:11]  What is this?
[01:12:12]  Macho Taco just got to Cleveland and stopped in a nice bar.
[01:12:16]  You might enjoy it.
[01:12:17]  It's called Leather Pony.
[01:12:18]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:12:21]  Was a fun place, cheap drinks and good company hidden away in a back neighborhood 52 blocks from downtown.
[01:12:30]  All right.

=== Capitalists vs Trolls (12:26) ===

[01:12:31]  Why the hell did I even need to know that, Macho Taco?
[01:12:33]  And hey, Ant-Man crawled up Thanos.
[01:12:37]  What the hell does that mean for two bucks?
[01:12:39]  Huh?
[01:12:40]  What the hell does that mean for two bucks, for Christ's sake?
[01:12:44]  Anyway, look, I just think that in my opinion, if you're taking psychotropic drugs or if you're diagnosed as autistic or Asperger's, I think that you should not be on the internet.
[01:12:57]  I'm sorry.
[01:12:58]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:12:59]  I mean, you know, I just don't think you should be on the internet.
[01:13:03]  I think that, you know, there should, you all need to go out in real life.
[01:13:06]  You need to get a fucking job.
[01:13:08]  All right.
[01:13:09]  I mean, even mentally retarded people are working in today's America.
[01:13:15]  They're bagging groceries.
[01:13:17]  Okay.
[01:13:18]  They're sweeping floors.
[01:13:19]  They're doing something.
[01:13:20]  And you know what's sad is that actual mental retarded people, I'm talking about Down syndrome folk.
[01:13:27]  They want to do whatever it takes to be independent.
[01:13:30]  You know, they want what they want to be independent.
[01:13:33]  They don't want condescending idiots around them all the time talking to them like they're a fucking tard.
[01:13:40]  All right.
[01:13:41]  Like, hi, Billy.
[01:13:43]  How you doing?
[01:13:44]  Wow.
[01:13:44]  Did you do that?
[01:13:46]  No, Billy.
[01:13:47]  You can't do that.
[01:13:49]  Even people with Down syndrome can tell when they're being talked to in a fucking condescending way.
[01:13:56]  But no, autists and Asperger's, they love this.
[01:13:59]  It's like, no, I want you to talk to me like that.
[01:14:02]  I want to be a dependent little fart.
[01:14:05]  That's what I, yeah.
[01:14:07]  Yay, spaghetti.
[01:14:09]  Yay.
[01:14:13]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:14]  We might drink.
[01:14:20]  It's the truth, dude.
[01:14:22]  It's the truth.
[01:14:23]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:14:24]  Take a look at the past couple of mass shootings.
[01:14:26]  Remember, I told you guys that autists were going to start killing people.
[01:14:29]  And that's what they're doing.
[01:14:31]  Have you seen the last couple of mass shootings out here that have happened?
[01:14:35]  I'm just saying, man.
[01:14:37]  I mean, they take psychotropic drugs.
[01:14:39]  They're autistic.
[01:14:41]  They're fucking anime lovers.
[01:14:43]  Some of them have been my little pony lovers.
[01:14:46]  I'm just saying, man.
[01:14:49]  I mean, I'm not hating on autism.
[01:14:51]  Just think that, hey, look, how much more evidence do we need that these folks may need either to be not put on the internet or have like supervision by like professionals viewing them while they're surfing the internet?
[01:15:06]  I'm just saying, all right, I'm just saying, man.
[01:15:09]  I mean, you know, I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
[01:15:13]  I want to make the internet a safer place.
[01:15:15]  I'm not kidding.
[01:15:16]  I'm not kidding.
[01:15:17]  All right.
[01:15:18]  I'm sorry.
[01:15:19]  I'm sorry.
[01:15:21]  All right.
[01:15:21]  Here's my drink.
[01:15:28]  And look, look, they're getting pissed.
[01:15:30]  They're getting pissed.
[01:15:32]  What?
[01:15:32]  What?
[01:15:33]  Ghost, you need to know because we care about you and want you to be happy.
[01:15:37]  So if you want to have a leather pony style coming out party, I have a taco who is macho volunteer to buy the cake and grease up the bikers for you.
[01:15:44]  Can you?
[01:15:45]  Who the hell is this?
[01:15:46]  You know, Macho, who the fuck are you, dude?
[01:15:49]  Who the hell are you, Macho Taco?
[01:15:51]  You keep saying like this weird, sick-ass crap.
[01:15:54]  You pretend that you're a goddamn taco bar owner or some shit.
[01:15:58]  What the hell is your problem?
[01:16:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:04]  And listen, people are like, oh, now Ghost wants a safe space.
[01:16:07]  No, I don't.
[01:16:09]  I think people should, I think people of sound mind.
[01:16:12]  I think people that are taxpayers, okay?
[01:16:15]  I think people that are productive members of society should be able to, you know, do what they want.
[01:16:19]  I mean, they're independent.
[01:16:21]  They're earning their living.
[01:16:22]  All right.
[01:16:22]  I mean, let's be honest, man.
[01:16:24]  Most autists, they're just.
[01:16:26]  I mean, like a boss.
[01:16:27]  Oh, man.
[01:16:31]  Like a boss.
[01:16:34]  Making it rain on these fucking trolls.
[01:16:39]  Yeah.
[01:16:41]  Like a boss.
[01:16:43]  The kind of show I want to hear.
[01:16:44]  No TTS bullshit from trolls.
[01:16:47]  Cheers to you and cheers to the broken.
[01:16:48]  You're damn right.
[01:16:49]  Hey, Captain Desi making it rain on all you stupid trolls.
[01:16:54]  And man worming his way up Thanos's smelly purple butt crack.
[01:16:57]  Wait a minute.
[01:16:57]  Hold on.
[01:16:58]  What the hell is that?
[01:17:01]  What the hell is that?
[01:17:05]  What is this, Carl?
[01:17:06]  Ant Man expands and contracts until Thanos comes.
[01:17:10]  This is disgusting for Christ.
[01:17:12]  And what is this?
[01:17:13]  Macho Taco.
[01:17:15]  I told you I am the taco who is macho.
[01:17:18]  All right, great.
[01:17:18]  And Gutsa, can you, man, why would y'all donate sick, perverted garbage like this?
[01:17:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:17:28]  All right.
[01:17:29]  And let me tell you, look at all the trolls in the chat room, man.
[01:17:32]  Fucking making it rain on you stupid assholes.
[01:17:36]  Look at them.
[01:17:37]  Look at all these goddamn trolls.
[01:17:40]  You're nothing.
[01:17:41]  You understand, trolls?
[01:17:42]  You're nothing.
[01:17:43]  You're just a bunch of idiots that are flapping your fat Cheeto stain fingers on the keyboard thinking you're relevant.
[01:17:48]  All right.
[01:17:49]  So just sit there and shut up.
[01:17:51]  All right.
[01:17:51]  All right.
[01:17:52]  Men are talking here.
[01:17:58]  Like a boss.
[01:18:01]  And look at it.
[01:18:02]  Look at all the hater aid, man.
[01:18:03]  Fucking make it rain on these fucking stupid trolls.
[01:18:07]  I'm loving this, baby.
[01:18:09]  The capitalists are rising up and are putting you fucking trolls in your place.
[01:18:13]  So sit down there and shut up and spit shine our shoes, boy.
[01:18:18]  Get down and spit shine our shoes.
[01:18:24]  You spit shine capitalist shoes, boy.
[01:18:29]  Woo!
[01:18:31]  Oh, man.
[01:18:32]  I'm telling you, I'm making these idiots look like morons.
[01:18:36]  Look at them.
[01:18:37]  Look at them in the chatter.
[01:18:42]  I'm loving all this butthurt, baby.
[01:18:44]  I'm loving it.
[01:18:45]  I'm loving it.
[01:18:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:48]  Oh, and now I'm an authoritarian because I'm trying to make society safe by suggesting dollars at Captain Dechief Flex Them Nuts My Brother.
[01:18:59]  Oh, yet, a capitalist America in the house, baby.
[01:19:03]  Thank you very much for the 10 bucks.
[01:19:05]  Look at, look at Captain Dessey's loving it, baby.
[01:19:08]  Make it fucking rain on these stupid trolls, baby.
[01:19:11]  They got nothing.
[01:19:13]  They've got nothing on the inner circle.
[01:19:15]  They've got nothing on us capitalists.
[01:19:17]  That's why they're sitting there on their thumbs thinking they're doing something with their stupid mental retardation and they ain't doing nothing.
[01:19:26]  Woo!
[01:19:28]  Oh, man, look at there.
[01:19:29]  Oh, they're getting pissed, baby.
[01:19:32]  They're getting pissed.
[01:19:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:37]  I'm telling you, episode 54 is the, it is the show where I own the fucking trolls, baby.
[01:19:45]  I own the fucking trolls.
[01:19:50]  I owned the fucking trolls, baby.
[01:19:53]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:54]  This should go down in internet history.
[01:19:56]  I'm not even joking.
[01:19:58]  This should go down in internet fucking history, baby.
[01:20:03]  Woo!
[01:20:05]  Oh, man, like a boss.
[01:20:08]  Like a boss.
[01:20:08]  As a matter of fact, I need some more beer on top of that, baby.
[01:20:11]  All right, let's just some more goddamn beer.
[01:20:17]  Woo!
[01:20:18]  I'm a bad man, baby, and I'm loving that this is on a damn baller Friday.
[01:20:23]  And guess what?
[01:20:24]  I'm drinking goddamn spotting beer.
[01:20:27]  Bring the rain.
[01:20:28]  Give war a chance.
[01:20:30]  America was getting a bit too peaceful.
[01:20:33]  Hey, sundowner.
[01:20:34]  I don't know if you're trying to troll there, but I think you're about right, baby.
[01:20:37]  I'm all for a war at this point in time.
[01:20:39]  Bring it on, baby.
[01:20:41]  Bring the war on.
[01:20:42]  And let me tell you, we need a draft.
[01:20:45]  And like I said, you can get drafted until you're 45, boy.
[01:20:49]  You can get drafted until you're 45.
[01:20:54]  Woo!
[01:20:57]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:59]  That was a good belch, by the way.
[01:21:01]  That was, you know, I had some wings before I came on here, baby.
[01:21:03]  I'm celebrating my Bowler Friday, baby.
[01:21:06]  I am kicked a fucking troll's ass.
[01:21:08]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to write an extensive blog on Ghost.report talking about how I literally just beat the shit.
[01:21:16]  It's a memorable occasion.
[01:21:18]  All right.
[01:21:19]  This goes to show you that Ghost right here, this man, is the king of all trolls now.
[01:21:25]  I am the king of all trolls because you are bowing to me.
[01:21:31]  All trolls bow to me, baby.
[01:21:33]  All right.
[01:21:34]  I'm the king of all trolls, baby.
[01:21:39]  Yes.
[01:21:40]  Give me my beer.
[01:21:46]  Oh, yeah.
[01:21:49]  Like a boss.
[01:21:50]  Anyway, I was talking about some things.
[01:21:53]  I lost track here.
[01:21:55]  I've been on for about an hour and 21 minutes.
[01:21:58]  And let me tell you something.
[01:21:59]  It's been a great Bowler Friday.
[01:22:01]  It's been a hell of a Baller Friday, man.
[01:22:04]  I'm loving this.
[01:22:05]  I'm loving this for Christ's sake.
[01:22:07]  And hey, Jackler.
[01:22:09]  Hey, hey, don't forget radio graffiti in the second hour like you promised.
[01:22:13]  You know what?
[01:22:13]  I didn't promise nothing.
[01:22:14]  That's another thing with you autists.
[01:22:16]  You know, I suggest something, and then it all of a sudden becomes a promise.
[01:22:21]  I'm not your fucking mommy.
[01:22:22]  Okay.
[01:22:23]  That probably works with your dirty dishrag whore of a mother.
[01:22:26]  That ain't going to work with me.
[01:22:28]  Okay.
[01:22:28]  I mean, the reason your mother, you know, tells you, hey, Billy, look, just, I'll go ahead and get your toy, but just, I'll get it in a minute, okay?
[01:22:37]  Okay.
[01:22:38]  And then, lo and behold, you know, mommy is like trying to do her thing.
[01:22:43]  You're like, mommy, you got to give me a fucking toy.
[01:22:46]  You promised.
[01:22:47]  But, Billy, I don't have the money.
[01:22:49]  I can't do it, Billy.
[01:22:51]  No, no, I'm going to punch myself in the face.
[01:22:54]  And ah, ah, Billy, stop it.
[01:22:57]  No, you promised.
[01:22:58]  I'm going to punch myself in the finger.
[01:23:00]  Oh, man.
[01:23:07]  Look at them.
[01:23:08]  They're getting even more fucking pissed, baby.
[01:23:10]  Lord, they're getting even more pissed.
[01:23:11]  I'm loving it.
[01:23:12]  This is a great Friday, dude.
[01:23:14]  This is a great Friday, man.
[01:23:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:20]  Hey, hey, engineer, what are they sounding like again?
[01:23:23]  Put it on.
[01:23:24]  What are they sounding like again?
[01:23:26]  What are they?
[01:23:26]  So put it on.
[01:23:31]  Oh, man.
[01:23:34]  Keep crying, baby.
[01:23:36]  Cry, baby.
[01:23:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:23:43]  Crap, baby.
[01:23:46]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:23:48]  Crap, baby.
[01:23:54]  Oh, man.
[01:23:55]  Look, they're getting angry.
[01:23:57]  They're getting angry.
[01:23:58]  Look at them.
[01:23:59]  They're getting angry, boy.
[01:24:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:08]  Oh, this is great, dude.
[01:24:10]  I'm not even.
[01:24:11]  I'm having a blast.
[01:24:12]  I'm having a blast.
[01:24:13]  Ghost down by 75%.
[01:24:15]  What are you talking about?
[01:24:17]  What are you talking about, man?
[01:24:19]  I'm not down by nothing, baby.
[01:24:20]  I'm sitting over here.
[01:24:21]  I'm doing me.
[01:24:22]  That's what I'm doing.
[01:24:23]  I'm doing me, and I'm having a good time.
[01:24:25]  I'm having a good time tonight, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:28]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:24:31]  Oh, man.
[01:24:32]  This is great, dude.
[01:24:33]  I'm loving this.
[01:24:35]  Keep, you know what?
[01:24:36]  Give me your fucking energy.
[01:24:38]  All right.
[01:24:39]  I like it.
[01:24:43]  Oh, man.
[01:24:44]  This is great.
[01:24:45]  Let me give you some more drink.
[01:24:51]  Good stuff.
[01:24:52]  Very good stuff.
[01:24:54]  Very good stuff, baby.
[01:24:56]  Anyway, let me.

=== Accumulate Cryptocurrency Now (02:36) ===

[01:24:57]  I was going to get to the cryptocurrency markets.
[01:25:00]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:25:02]  I think we're going to see another contraction here.
[01:25:03]  This is just a big pickup as it relates to these integrations of cryptocurrency trading with Fidelity.
[01:25:10]  I hear E-Trade, a couple of other platforms are going to integrate cryptocurrency trading.
[01:25:16]  And let me tell you, if they can sell off stocks and sell it off for crypto, crypto by default is going to go up.
[01:25:24]  All right.
[01:25:25]  Crypto by default is going to go up.
[01:25:27]  Now, right now, what we're witnessing is what is going to be the new king of crypto.
[01:25:32]  Okay.
[01:25:33]  Now, there's a lot of people that are flexing nuts out here that are making claims that aren't going to come true.
[01:25:42]  And you got to watch out for these cryptocurrencies.
[01:25:45]  What you want to really look for, though, is a decent circulating supply.
[01:25:51]  You want to look for technology and you want to look to see whether or not it's being accepted.
[01:25:57]  Whether or not you can go and take your cryptocurrency and buy a good or service.
[01:26:02]  And the more places you can use that cryptocurrency to buy goods or services, well, then it's just as good as money, baby.
[01:26:09]  You know, it's just as good as money.
[01:26:12]  So I strongly advise everybody, whether or not you're buying into this bull run or you're going to wait till the contraction, whatever.
[01:26:21]  I think you should start accumulating cryptocurrency as quick as you possibly can.
[01:26:26]  Okay.
[01:26:26]  And be careful on the cryptocurrency you're buying.
[01:26:30]  I would buy cryptocurrencies that have been around for at least 2016.
[01:26:36]  All right.
[01:26:36]  As a matter of fact, You want to make sure that not only have they been around since 2016, but they are going to have a future for the next 10 years.
[01:26:47]  So, in my personal opinion, I'm bullish on cryptocurrency.
[01:26:51]  Let's take a look at the cumulative goddamn market capitalization.
[01:26:55]  Remember, I started telling people the cumulative market capitalization early in this broadcast of the Go Show and the early episodes.
[01:27:03]  The damn market cap was at $117 million for the entire cryptocurrency market.
[01:27:08]  Remember that?
[01:27:10]  And I told people, hey, don't count out crypto.
[01:27:13]  Do not count out crypto for Christ's sake.
[01:27:17]  And as a result, this is what happened here.
[01:27:20]  Right now, the entire market capitalization for cryptocurrency is $197 million, or excuse me, $197 billion.
[01:27:29]  $197 billion market capitalization.

=== Market Cap History (06:08) ===

[01:27:33]  All right.
[01:27:34]  Now, remember, during the good days, remember early 2017, we saw that son of a bitch go up to 800 billion.
[01:27:42]  So I personally believe it'll wait.
[01:27:44]  What is this?
[01:27:45]  The Dow made a huge comeback today.
[01:27:47]  The Dow erased a nearly 300 points.
[01:27:49]  I just fucking said that.
[01:27:51]  You text to speech broad.
[01:27:53]  $25,940.
[01:27:54]  I just fucking said that.
[01:28:00]  I just fucking said that.
[01:28:01]  The SAP 500 rose 10 points to close.
[01:28:04]  All right, look, look, text-to-speech lady.
[01:28:07]  The least you could have done is said something from the news or something.
[01:28:10]  I just fucking said that.
[01:28:12]  All right.
[01:28:13]  I just freaking said that for Christ's sake.
[01:28:15]  You're not enlightening anybody about something I never already covered that shit.
[01:28:21]  Text to speech whore for Christ's sake.
[01:28:22]  Anyway, look, I'm done with the markets.
[01:28:24]  All right.
[01:28:25]  I'm done with the markets.
[01:28:26]  I'm done.
[01:28:27]  Let's move on to other things here because I got to talk about something serious.
[01:28:33]  And what we need to talk about is we need to talk about these damn Democrats, these anti-American scum that are purposely sabotaging the institutions of government just because they want to make a point.
[01:28:46]  They want to make an example out of Donald Trump.
[01:28:49]  Okay.
[01:28:49]  They are literally using the Congress to make themselves above the law and apply lawless type of character to themselves.
[01:29:00]  I mean, as I told you yesterday at the beginning of the broad, Jesus, what is oh, here's BNK.
[01:29:05]  Hey, ghosts, just want to say happy Baller Friday.
[01:29:08]  Glad to see the show is getting Abbott of Fresh Air and the trolls laying off from the TTS span.
[01:29:14]  I'm winning.
[01:29:15]  I'm looking forward to how this show goes.
[01:29:16]  Thanks for covering the markets.
[01:29:18]  Cheers.
[01:29:18]  Hey, thank you, BN King.
[01:29:20]  Hey, I'm winning, dude.
[01:29:21]  I'm winning.
[01:29:22]  I mean, they know who the man is.
[01:29:24]  I'm the dad they never had for Christ's sake.
[01:29:27]  All right.
[01:29:27]  I'm the dad they never had.
[01:29:30]  Ghost Politic, the ant guy inside Thane.
[01:29:33]  What the fuck are y'all talking about with that crap?
[01:29:35]  Shut up.
[01:29:37]  Shut up.
[01:29:40]  I mean, I'm winning for Christ's sake, dude.
[01:29:42]  I mean, BN King, thank you very much.
[01:29:44]  I'm winning.
[01:29:44]  I mean, look at these pricks.
[01:29:46]  I've already bitch-slapped these idiots around.
[01:29:48]  I mean, they're like red-headed, four-eyed fucking beaten stepchildren right now.
[01:29:53]  They're in a corner, all right?
[01:29:55]  Trying to look at their scars that I just gave them for Christ's sake.
[01:29:58]  I've been giving digital backhands out to these damn trolls, and they don't know how to respond, baby.
[01:30:04]  They don't even know how to respond.
[01:30:08]  Look at them, man.
[01:30:10]  They don't even know how to respond for Christ's sake.
[01:30:13]  Cheers, guys.
[01:30:14]  Hey, NYT in the house, baby.
[01:30:16]  It's good to see you, man.
[01:30:17]  Hope everything's going good for you, man.
[01:30:19]  Cheers.
[01:30:20]  Thank you for the $10 dono.
[01:30:22]  I'm telling you, see, you trolls, you know, you thought that nobody supported me.
[01:30:27]  I told all you sons of bitches before you stupid trolls came along and started doing all this text-to-speech fucking spamming horse shit.
[01:30:35]  All right, that I used to be somebody, man.
[01:30:37]  People used to listen to me for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
[01:30:45]  And this should be beyond proof to all of you stupid trolls, all right, that I'm still important.
[01:30:52]  And I told you some Mark Anthony.
[01:30:56]  Hello, ghost.
[01:30:57]  Hope you're doing good.
[01:30:58]  Got some drink tonight and going to relax before going to sleep.
[01:31:02]  Hey, you're awesome.
[01:31:03]  Thank you very much.
[01:31:04]  Mark Anthony in the house for 20 bucks.
[01:31:06]  NYC NYT in the house for $10.
[01:31:11]  Capitalist America in the House for $10.
[01:31:14]  And of course, everybody's favorite fucking person to hate for some reason, Captain Dessey.
[01:31:19]  He's actually a pretty cool dude.
[01:31:20]  I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
[01:31:22]  Captain Dessey, $100 bill, lack of boss, making it rain, baby.
[01:31:29]  Making it rain on all these trolls, and they don't know how to deal with it, baby.
[01:31:33]  They don't even know how to deal with it.
[01:31:35]  They're a bunch of chumps.
[01:31:37]  And I told you, what did I tell you?
[01:31:38]  What did I tell you all?
[01:31:39]  I told you that I would overcome these sons of bitches.
[01:31:42]  And also, down forward punch.
[01:31:45]  Down forward punch, baby.
[01:31:47]  Cheers, baby.
[01:31:48]  Cheers.
[01:31:51]  Woo!
[01:31:51]  Give me my damn drink.
[01:31:53]  Cheers to all you guys, man.
[01:32:00]  Thank you, Mark Anthony, man.
[01:32:01]  I appreciate it.
[01:32:02]  All right.
[01:32:02]  Now, before I get to the Democrats wiping their asses with the U.S. Constitution, the Democrats ruining the institutions of U.S. government, I want to talk to you a little bit about some goddamn mean magic that happened here recently that just came to my attention.
[01:32:19]  Now, I know that, you know, what was it?
[01:32:24]  That royal family prince that was Princess Diana's love child with her bodyguard.
[01:32:29]  Oh, yeah, Princess Harry.
[01:32:31]  All right.
[01:32:32]  Princes, or Prince Harry, excuse me.
[01:32:34]  Prince Harry.
[01:32:36]  Prince Harry and his latest, who was he with?
[01:32:40]  Some ethnically ambiguous broad.
[01:32:42]  What's her name?
[01:32:43]  Merkel.
[01:32:44]  Mark Markle, whatever her name is.
[01:32:47]  They had a baby.
[01:32:48]  Okay.
[01:32:49]  They had a baby.
[01:32:50]  And guess what their baby's name was?
[01:32:53]  All right.
[01:32:54]  What did I tell you?
[01:32:55]  Look, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[01:32:58]  All right.
[01:32:59]  My boy, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
[01:33:02]  I always talk about Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
[01:33:04]  All right.
[01:33:05]  Y'all have heard me say those names many a times.
[01:33:08]  Those are my black friends, baby.
[01:33:10]  Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
[01:33:12]  And what did Prince Harry and Princess Markle name their goddamn kid Archie?
[01:33:22]  They named their goddamn son, Archie.
[01:33:27]  All right.
[01:33:27]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[01:33:28]  I told you, baby.
[01:33:30]  I told you.
[01:33:31]  I told you, man.
[01:33:34]  All right.
[01:33:34]  Yeah, my boy, Archie Lee and Kuda Bang, baby.
[01:33:37]  All right.
[01:33:37]  They're my boys.
[01:33:38]  All right.
[01:33:40]  I got a lot of friends.

=== Archie Lee Documentary (09:31) ===

[01:33:42]  All right.
[01:33:42]  Even though you people are, you know, think, you know what?
[01:33:44]  Never mind.
[01:33:45]  Just shut up.
[01:33:45]  All right.
[01:33:46]  Just shut up.
[01:33:48]  Anyway, a little bit of mean magic for you, sons of bitches, but I want to reiterate again that all this garbage that the Democrats are doing, they're doing absolutely nothing but wasting government time, wasting government money when the United States needs things.
[01:34:03]  You know, we need whether you're on the right or the left of the political persuasion, we can all agree that the healthcare system sucks.
[01:34:13]  All right.
[01:34:13]  It absolutely sucks.
[01:34:15]  Okay.
[01:34:16]  Unless you happen to have AIDS and whatever.
[01:34:19]  I don't know.
[01:34:20]  I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[01:34:22]  The only people that seem to be having a great day in the healthcare arena are those that have HIV AIDS.
[01:34:33]  They get the free Travada.
[01:34:35]  They get the free age drug, you know, and they get free treatment.
[01:34:40]  I mean, and that's why everybody's trying to get it.
[01:34:43]  All right, that's why everybody's trying to, you know, I should, I should, you know, I should do, I should make y'all watch a couple of things.
[01:34:48]  You know, I'm going to make y'all watch a couple of things.
[01:34:50]  I'm going to get to your 12 buckers in a minute, all right?
[01:34:53]  But I want y'all to watch a couple of things for me here, all right?
[01:34:57]  I want you to watch just a couple of minutes of this HIV documentary, okay?
[01:35:04]  Hold on, let me put it on a right because there's a couple of vulgar, couple of vulgar pictures in here.
[01:35:11]  I don't, I don't want to.
[01:35:13]  Hold on just a second.
[01:35:14]  Let me go ahead and see if I can find a here.
[01:35:17]  It is right here.
[01:35:18]  Hold on.
[01:35:20]  Now, this documentary is called The Gift.
[01:35:25]  Okay.
[01:35:26]  And I'm going to put it on like two minutes in, and we're going to watch a little bit of this.
[01:35:31]  Okay.
[01:35:32]  And this is why I bring this up.
[01:35:34]  Because for whatever reason, and I've been saying this for a long time.
[01:35:37]  And by the way, I want to say that next month, okay, next month is literally Pride Month for LGBTQ.
[01:35:48]  And I have always suggested during every Pride month, how in the heck can you be prideful when you don't even want to keep yourself safe?
[01:35:57]  When you don't even participate in safe sex.
[01:36:01]  I mean, why?
[01:36:02]  Hey, look, I want y'all to watch this shit.
[01:36:04]  I want y'all to watch this.
[01:36:06]  All right.
[01:36:07]  Y'all trolls will love this because half of y'all are probably half gay anyway.
[01:36:11]  And y'all probably need this for some education.
[01:36:13]  And you want to know why I know you trolls are half gay?
[01:36:17]  Because I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:36:19]  Okay.
[01:36:20]  All right.
[01:36:21]  All right.
[01:36:21]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:36:24]  You are hard up for these stupid cartoon fetished girls.
[01:36:28]  You're never going to partake in any of the sexual deviancy that you're going to see in any of these goddamn freak show hentai cartoons.
[01:36:36]  So how in the hell are you going to get sexually gratified?
[01:36:39]  You're going to go to the homosexual arena because it's very easy.
[01:36:44]  I mean, all you got to do is download an application to your phone, Grinder, and you can have somebody at your house or you can be going to somebody's house within 15 minutes having some fucking oral compilation or some anals, something, you know, but surprise, butt sex, you know?
[01:37:03]  So all I'm simply stating is this, okay?
[01:37:07]  The only people that seem to benefit from this current healthcare system are those that happen to be homosexual and for whatever reason, for whatever reason, HIV positive.
[01:37:19]  And maybe, just maybe it has something to do with this.
[01:37:21]  Go ahead and put on the PC shot engineer.
[01:37:23]  Let's go ahead and watch this.
[01:37:25]  This is called HIV the Gift.
[01:37:30]  Gay rodeo!
[01:37:31]  Got it!
[01:37:31]  Okay, hurt!
[01:37:33]  It's the gay rodo.
[01:37:34]  There's Ram Ranch!
[01:37:36]  There's Ram Ranch!
[01:37:40]  A lot of bearbacking parties.
[01:37:42]  Disgusted by them.
[01:37:46]  It's like the silent killer because no one talks about it.
[01:37:50]  No one asked me if I'm positive.
[01:37:54]  No one asked.
[01:37:55]  No one asked if they're positive or not.
[01:37:56]  Look at this Ram Ranch!
[01:37:59]  Just because they're positive and I'm positive doesn't mean you can have unprotected sex.
[01:38:08]  And look, this is a gay documentary, okay?
[01:38:12]  They don't like safe sex.
[01:38:14]  There's different bearbacking going on today in the community than there was in the rodeo years ago.
[01:38:18]  Bearbacking basically is having unprotected sex.
[01:38:23]  Bearbacking.
[01:38:24]  Having sex without a condom.
[01:38:25]  Which is why they're sticking the bullet, you know, sticking up a loaded gun in your mouth.
[01:38:31]  It's a little insane.
[01:38:32]  I've never heard of bug chase.
[01:38:33]  I have heard of bug chase.
[01:38:34]  You know, I have heard of bug chasing on the internet.
[01:38:37]  Bug chaser.
[01:38:39]  A person deliberately becoming infected with HIV.
[01:38:42]  I heard people on the internet who do want to get actually get HIV from their partner, which I do not understand that.
[01:38:51]  It sounds like a trap in a raid or something.
[01:38:53]  Well, you know, deliberately, deliberately saying, yes, I want you to give me HIV.
[01:38:56]  I want you to give me a it's why do they call it bug chasing?
[01:38:59]  I don't know.
[01:39:00]  Well, it's a bug.
[01:39:00]  The HIV is the bug.
[01:39:01]  What about the people that haven't deliberately spread it around and know it?
[01:39:05]  What do you call them?
[01:39:07]  Gift giver.
[01:39:08]  A gift giver.
[01:39:09]  Do you hear this?
[01:39:10]  A gift giver.
[01:39:10]  A person who is willing to give the gift of HIV.
[01:39:13]  And they're all people that way.
[01:39:14]  Look at that, huh?
[01:39:16]  How about a little bit of that?
[01:39:20]  Oh, but next month is Pride.
[01:39:22]  Next month is Pride.
[01:39:24]  It's Pride Month next month.
[01:39:27]  A gift giver and a bug chaser.
[01:39:30]  I did this survey on the internet, and that was a really new medium because a lot of people were seeking out bareback sex on the internet because it's anonymous and it allows them to share with other people that they had never spoken to before.
[01:39:43]  You don't walk into a bar and know that someone has barebacked sex, but you can go on the internet and have bareback sex or know someone who has barebacks.
[01:39:51]  So really the chat rooms have become the new gay bars.
[01:39:55]  Chat rooms have become the new gay bars.
[01:39:57]  Now it's applications.
[01:39:59]  Everybody that I know does bareback.
[01:40:00]  I think in the gay community.
[01:40:02]  Everybody does bareback.
[01:40:03]  Realistically, I think 80 to 90% bareback.
[01:40:06]  See that?
[01:40:06]  80 to 90% bareback.
[01:40:08]  Did y'all hear that?
[01:40:09]  80 to 90% bareback.
[01:40:11]  You're in my dungeon.
[01:40:13]  Talking about bearbacking, we started bareback parties a couple of years ago.
[01:40:17]  Oh my God.
[01:40:19]  It was just a group of friends is all it was.
[01:40:21]  Just a group of friends.
[01:40:22]  We're together barebacking each other's.
[01:40:25]  Bill, my partner, and I have been together for nine years now.
[01:40:30]  And about two years ago, we started having sex parties.
[01:40:34]  Hey, why not?
[01:40:35]  Sex parties.
[01:40:38]  I thought the gays wanted to be in monogamy.
[01:40:39]  I thought I was a lot of other friends, and they would call to see if they could get invited to the next party.
[01:40:43]  And when was it?
[01:40:44]  We didn't have anything scheduled.
[01:40:47]  So we started scheduling them once a month.
[01:40:49]  Once a month bareback parties.
[01:40:51]  We have the dungeon.
[01:40:52]  It's become a meeting ground of people who have all kinds of sexuality.
[01:40:56]  I mean, I'm telling you, folks, this is it right here.
[01:40:59]  This is for people who have parties.
[01:41:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:41:02]  Bareback sex.
[01:41:03]  All right, never mind.
[01:41:04]  I got to take this off.
[01:41:05]  I didn't realize that there was going to be freaking a corn cob up an ass.
[01:41:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:10]  All right.
[01:41:10]  Look, the point I'm trying to make is that the bottom line is, is that this is a dangerous situation, and I want it.
[01:41:19]  And you all want to know what the, it's called the gift, the HIV documentary.
[01:41:22]  It's on YouTube.
[01:41:24]  All right.
[01:41:25]  This is pulled right off YouTube.
[01:41:26]  It's called The Gift, the documentary.
[01:41:29]  I mean, you know, you take it.
[01:41:30]  Let's take a look at some of the damn comments.
[01:41:32]  All right.
[01:41:32]  Let's take a look at the comments.
[01:41:34]  All right.
[01:41:35]  We've got sick effers.
[01:41:38]  This is absolutely disgusting.
[01:41:40]  The civilization is truly in its last days.
[01:41:44]  If this is some kind of behavior, is acceptable in any way.
[01:41:48]  No wonder people have such a negative look on gay men.
[01:41:51]  If this is the way they behave, these people should be kept as far away from children as possible.
[01:41:56]  Well, that ain't going to happen, unfortunately, man.
[01:41:58]  I mean, they're trying to get after your children now, baby.
[01:42:01]  They're trying to get after your children.
[01:42:03]  Stop being so HIV negative.
[01:42:05]  You need to put some more positive in your life.
[01:42:07]  Ah, come on.
[01:42:09]  Come on.
[01:42:11]  At least five, ten, fifteen years, and I'll take the medication.
[01:42:17]  He died like 12 years after that.
[01:42:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:42:21]  This documentary is incredible.
[01:42:23]  All right.
[01:42:24]  Sickening.
[01:42:25]  Proud gay queens.
[01:42:28]  It ruins the mood, huh?
[01:42:30]  I guess you can live with the fact that men that go for the dungeon die young.
[01:42:35]  This is too much for me.
[01:42:37]  This way of thinking is dangerous, gay or not.
[01:42:39]  I mean, hey, it is what it is, baby.
[01:42:42]  A drug-resistant strain of HIV is on the horizon.
[01:42:45]  These fools need to take bio 101 viruses.
[01:42:49]  All right, we get it.
[01:42:51]  All right, yeah, all right.
[01:42:51]  All right.
[01:42:52]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is this, all right?
[01:42:55]  All right, the point I'm trying to make is this.
[01:42:57]  Why exactly, why exactly are we going to celebrate an LGBTQ Pride Month next month?
[01:43:04]  And moreover, I was talking about healthcare as it related to these, this demographic.
[01:43:09]  They're the ones that are out here making.
[01:43:13]  Hey, what's up?

=== Corrupt Government Crimes (15:18) ===

[01:43:14]  Heard about the ProJerrod drama?
[01:43:16]  You'd get a big chuckle.
[01:43:17]  Hey, I just covered it earlier in the broadcast, Mark Anthony.
[01:43:22]  Just covered it in the freaking.
[01:43:24]  Hold on.
[01:43:25]  Thank you for the $10.
[01:43:26]  I just covered it earlier in the broadcast.
[01:43:28]  $2 ghost face reveal.
[01:43:30]  Are you talking about the documentary I just showed?
[01:43:33]  And Thomas Albin's biography.
[01:43:35]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:43:36]  All right.
[01:43:37]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:43:39]  Jesus Christ.
[01:43:42]  Anyway, I did hear about it.
[01:43:45]  We need to stop these people that are on YouTube and elsewhere that are trying to, you know, solicit minors.
[01:43:52]  This has got to stop.
[01:43:53]  All right.
[01:43:54]  Anyway, we got somebody else, Air Guard Capitalist.
[01:43:57]  What is your take on the Steele dossier?
[01:43:59]  And do you think there will be finally a retribution against the Dems with the IG report coming out soon as bar as the Attorney General?
[01:44:08]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:44:10]  This is why the Democrats are becoming literally anti-American.
[01:44:15]  They are using and abusing the institutions of government in an attempt to try to stop the Attorney General from going and reviewing what happened in the Hillary Clinton email investigation.
[01:44:28]  We know that the FBI at the higher echelons had a political bias.
[01:44:33]  And if the truth comes out, it's going to show that the Democrats weaponized the FBI and used the FBI in an attempt to try to stop a political enemy in Donald Trump in 2016.
[01:44:49]  Moreover, about the Steele dossier, what makes this even more sickening is that the spying that was done on Trump, even though dumbass Chris Ray, the fucking new FBI director, which is just an idiot trying to protect the damn bureaucracy that he's the head of, and remember, he's a bureaucrat.
[01:45:07]  He's got good pension.
[01:45:08]  You know, he's going to have a lot of good stuff if the FBI continues, okay?
[01:45:11]  But the FBI utilized the Steele dossier as a means of justifying a FISA warrant to spy on the Trump campaign in 2016.
[01:45:22]  And lest we forget that the Steele dossier was comprised by Christopher Steele.
[01:45:28]  Christopher Steele was an ex-intelligence agent for the UK whose specialization was Russia.
[01:45:36]  Russia.
[01:45:38]  So what this means is it has been proven.
[01:45:40]  I mean, Hillary Clinton admitted that she and the Democratic Party paid for the Steele dossier from Fusion GPS.
[01:45:47]  Christopher Steele was used to compile the Steele dossier, which it has been shown that Christopher Steele used Russian assets to compile this ridiculous Trump dossier.
[01:46:01]  It was ridiculous.
[01:46:02]  And it was this Trump dossier that was used as a basis to get a spy warrant against the president.
[01:46:09]  And this is where the crime is all about.
[01:46:12]  Because, I mean, they're talking about Russia-Trump, Russia-Trump collusion.
[01:46:16]  You notice you haven't heard the word Russia coming out of a Democrat's mouth in a while, haven't you?
[01:46:22]  Huh?
[01:46:22]  You haven't heard the word Russia come out of a Democratic's pie hole in a while, haven't you?
[01:46:28]  Because the true collusion was with the Democratic Party, the Russian government, the UK government, and the FBI and the DOJ.
[01:46:37]  I mean, let's not forget, let's not forget Bruce Orr and his wife, Nellie Orr.
[01:46:43]  Bruce Orr was a top cop at the DOJ.
[01:46:46]  He was one of the ones that was at the forefront trying to pursue this investigation.
[01:46:52]  And who was his wife?
[01:46:53]  His wife was Nellie Orr.
[01:46:55]  Nellie Orr worked for Fusion GPS.
[01:47:00]  His wife, Nellie Orr, worked for Fusion GPS.
[01:47:05]  The same fucking organization, the same company that comprised the Steel dossier and that was used as a means to justify spying on the Trump campaign.
[01:47:16]  That's where the crime is.
[01:47:17]  And that's why the Democrats are going nuts.
[01:47:19]  That's why they're talking about throwing the Attorney General in contempt and throwing him in jail.
[01:47:25]  I mean, this is fucking communist garbage that these people are talking about.
[01:47:28]  They're talking about throwing people in jail.
[01:47:31]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:47:32]  And what this stupid fat Jerry Nadler, and you know, I think Jerry Nadler, I think it's funny that this son of a bitch is out here trying to act like some big fat lard ass on a power trip, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
[01:47:46]  You know that Jared Nadler has been in the goddamn Congress for over 30 years.
[01:47:51]  Over 30 years.
[01:47:53]  And you know what Jerry Nadler, who is now trying to put the Attorney General in contempt, you know what he's accomplished?
[01:48:00]  He's had like three bills in the past 30 years plus that he's been in Congress.
[01:48:06]  He has sponsored three bills.
[01:48:08]  Two of them was to like name a building and to fund a building.
[01:48:13]  He has done nothing.
[01:48:15]  And now this fat Jerry Nadler is going to think he's going to build his career off of making a mockery of the institutions of government.
[01:48:23]  What Jerry Nadler is trying to do is get the Attorney General, the Attorney General Barr, to unredact the redacted portions of the Mueller report.
[01:48:33]  And as you heard in the testimony with Barr in front of the same committee, actually in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, he said that what's being redacted is ongoing investigations that have grand juries.
[01:48:47]  And now, why would the Democrats want to unredact ongoing investigations that are under grand juries?
[01:48:55]  Why would they do that?
[01:48:56]  Because they want to know if they are under investigation.
[01:49:00]  Because I'm telling you right now, it goes into the very central heart of the Democratic Party.
[01:49:05]  They weaponize the FBI.
[01:49:08]  And let me tell you, the FBI, in my opinion, should be broken up.
[01:49:12]  I don't trust the FBI as far as I can throw them.
[01:49:14]  I think they're a complete corrupt organization.
[01:49:16]  I'm tired of hearing that, well, it's just a few bad apples at the top of the FBI.
[01:49:22]  Bullshit.
[01:49:23]  Are you kidding me?
[01:49:24]  It is the complete FBI.
[01:49:26]  It needs to be completely disbanded.
[01:49:28]  It has lost the trust of the American people.
[01:49:31]  All right.
[01:49:31]  I mean, it is not serving and protecting the American people.
[01:49:34]  It is out there being politically biased.
[01:49:37]  It has become a political weapon of the Democrat Party.
[01:49:40]  And as far as I'm concerned, I think the FBI should literally be disbanded.
[01:49:45]  All right.
[01:49:46]  And this is why they're going after the Attorney General Barr, because he wants to get to the bottom of it.
[01:49:51]  He wants to know who in the FBI was doing this crap.
[01:49:56]  Who in the Democratic Party was doing this?
[01:49:58]  I mean, they're getting to the bottom of everything.
[01:50:02]  So I want to be honest with you folks, whether you're on the Democrats side, well, I don't know.
[01:50:06]  If you're on the Democrat side, you're so fucking much drinking the Kool-Aid, you ain't going to see it.
[01:50:11]  But this jeopardizes the integrity of our institutions of government.
[01:50:15]  And I think that it should piss everybody off that these fucking Democrats and these FBI agents think they're above the fucking law, that they're just going to get off scot-free.
[01:50:24]  I mean, look at this asshole, James Comey.
[01:50:27]  James Comey should be thrown in prison right now, but no, he's going out and he's spreading slanderous lies on CNN because CNN thinks that they can exploit him for more misinformation about Donald Trump.
[01:50:39]  I'm telling you right now, man, we live in a corrupt government and us American people need to take our fucking heads out of our asses and we need to realize that this Russia Trump nonsense was the crime itself.
[01:50:51]  The actual assertion, the hoax, the lie of Russia Trump was nothing more than the crime itself and everything therein.
[01:51:00]  And people need to go to jail.
[01:51:02]  People need to go to jail.
[01:51:05]  I mean, for Christ's sake, man, I mean, these Democrats and these FBI agents that have been disgraced think they're above the law.
[01:51:13]  They think they're above the law.
[01:51:16]  And are we just going to let them get away scot-free?
[01:51:18]  Are we going to let fucking Peter Strzok, this cocky asshole that went in front of Congress and smiled and smirked and snickered?
[01:51:25]  This fucking head of counterintelligence who was in charge of not only the Hillary Clinton email scandal, but was also heading the goddamn Russia Trump investigation.
[01:51:35]  How about that broad he's banging, that horse face, Lisa Page?
[01:51:39]  Is she going to get off scot-free?
[01:51:41]  What about McCabe, the deputy, the deputy fucking FBI head for Christ?
[01:51:48]  Is he going to go to jail?
[01:51:50]  He had a conflict of interest for Christ's sake.
[01:51:52]  His wife accepted money from a fundraiser, one of the biggest fundraisers, McAuliffe.
[01:51:59]  Biggest fundraisers for the Clinton administration, for the Clinton.
[01:52:03]  I'm talking Bill and Hillary.
[01:52:05]  I mean, are these people going to go to jail?
[01:52:09]  I mean, what the hell's going on here, man?
[01:52:12]  I mean, are the Democrats that aided in this crap, are they going to go to jail?
[01:52:19]  I'm telling you right now, this is a disgrace, and I can't believe in America this is happening.
[01:52:23]  And it's these fucking Democrats that are jeopardizing the integrity of our government, and it makes me sick.
[01:52:30]  It makes me sick.
[01:52:31]  You idiots that voted these morons into the goddamn House of Representatives in 2018, you remember how pissed off I was when I saw the House get taken over by Democrats.
[01:52:41]  I told you that all these Democrats were going to do was be a bunch of assholes using every committee power necessary trying to take down Trump.
[01:52:51]  And why are they taking down Trump?
[01:52:53]  I mean, seriously, why are they taking down Trump?
[01:52:55]  What has Trump done?
[01:52:57]  What has Trump done?
[01:52:58]  He has made the greatest economy in American history.
[01:53:01]  All right, he's made America great again.
[01:53:04]  He's revamped the VA.
[01:53:05]  Now the VA can actually, I mean, veterans can actually get treated instead of going to the VA to die.
[01:53:12]  I mean, he has been the most non-biased president in American history.
[01:53:17]  He pushed a fucking crime reform bill, a crime reform bill that is going to free a lot of nonviolent drug offenders, most of them minorities.
[01:53:29]  And do you hear anybody talk about that?
[01:53:32]  Huh?
[01:53:33]  I mean, did you hear anybody talk about that?
[01:53:35]  Do you hear anybody on the left talk about that?
[01:53:37]  No.
[01:53:39]  I mean, this is, I just can't believe how the media and its complex can bamboozle enough people in this country to believe the garbage that they believe for Christ's sake.
[01:53:51]  All right.
[01:53:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:53:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:53:56]  I'm telling you, you people are idiots if you think that this president is anything but pro-Americana.
[01:54:03]  I mean, you hate this country if you don't think that this president has been pro-Americana.
[01:54:09]  You hate this country if you want open borders.
[01:54:13]  You hate this country if you think that illegal immigrants, people that come into this country illegally, are more important than American citizens because that's how the Democrats think.
[01:54:25]  They think that illegal immigrants are more important than American citizens.
[01:54:34]  I mean, how much more of a damn Democratic, anti-American, treasonous piece of garbage do you have to be?
[01:54:41]  And what has Trump done that was so bad?
[01:54:43]  He's just the president.
[01:54:44]  He didn't do what Obama did.
[01:54:46]  Obama ruined this country.
[01:54:49]  Obama put more than half of America on an entitlement, for heaven's sake.
[01:54:55]  He turned America into junkyard America.
[01:54:59]  And meanwhile, while you sons of bitches are getting your beans with your EBT cards and your housing vouchers and all these other entitlements, who did Obama, who did Obama give almost $10 trillion?
[01:55:12]  Because that's how much debt he incurred during his fucking tenure.
[01:55:15]  You know that.
[01:55:16]  Obama incurred over $10 trillion in debt.
[01:55:20]  Where did all that money go?
[01:55:23]  Where did all the money go?
[01:55:24]  It sure as hell didn't go into your fucking EBT pockets.
[01:55:28]  Y'all got the beans.
[01:55:30]  No, you know who Barack Obama gave all those $10 trillion to?
[01:55:34]  Wall Street.
[01:55:35]  The banks.
[01:55:37]  These stupid fucking neocon wars that you keep fucking claiming that Trump's a part of.
[01:55:43]  All right, the war on terror.
[01:55:46]  All right.
[01:55:46]  He gave a good chunk of it to Iran.
[01:55:49]  Remember, we gave almost half a trillion dollars to Iran for them to supposedly stop building nuclear weapons.
[01:55:57]  I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
[01:55:59]  You people are stupid.
[01:56:01]  And then you know what, and what I love about this, what I love about this is that you stupid, dumb young people, you college debt-ridden pieces of millennial and Gen Z shit, you all think that Obama's such a great president because he thinks he's black.
[01:56:16]  And I'd like a black check on Barack Obama, but he thinks he's black when he was the one that put you in the current position that you're in.
[01:56:26]  It's his bill in 2009 that he and the Democrats sign that forces you to pay on your college debt for the next 25 years of your life.
[01:56:35]  All right.
[01:56:35]  Because before that, you could just go ahead and put your goddamn college debt on your bankruptcy.
[01:56:40]  Never have to pay it again.
[01:56:42]  That's it.
[01:56:42]  You just have to put it on your bankruptcy.
[01:56:44]  Never have to pay it again.
[01:56:46]  But of course, you dumbasses think you're so fucking smart.
[01:56:51]  You think you're so fucking smart.
[01:56:53]  Hey, I've got a college degree.
[01:56:55]  I'm smart.
[01:56:57]  Okay?
[01:56:58]  I'm smart.
[01:56:59]  I know better.
[01:57:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:05]  You know what?
[01:57:06]  I hope nothing happens to any of you people that owe college debt because you brought it on yourself.
[01:57:13]  All right.
[01:57:14]  You brought it on yourself.
[01:57:16]  All right.
[01:57:17]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[01:57:18]  I have no compassion with anybody who has college debt.
[01:57:23]  I mean, you couldn't do the math for yourselves, you stupid, dumb assholes.
[01:57:27]  I mean, just take a look at it.
[01:57:29]  Do the math, okay?
[01:57:29]  Do the fucking math.
[01:57:31]  Oh, shit.
[01:57:34]  Oh, man, there's thunder.
[01:57:35]  I'm in the middle of a thunderstorm now.
[01:57:38]  Even God agrees with me, for Christ's sake.
[01:57:43]  Because let me explain something to you, okay?
[01:57:46]  Just do the math.
[01:57:48]  At UT, the University of Texas, there's over 60,000.
[01:57:53]  60,000 students at UT Austin.
[01:57:59]  Okay, that's 60,000 students.
[01:58:01]  You times that by all the universities and all the colleges all over the United States.
[01:58:09]  You mean to tell me that your little pissing ground of a goddamn, you little pissing paper of a degree is, you think it's worth something anymore?
[01:58:17]  Huh?
[01:58:17]  You think it's worth something anymore for Christ's sake?
[01:58:21]  Fucking suckers.
[01:58:22]  You know who y'all paid for?
[01:58:24]  You paid for all those dumbass university professors.
[01:58:28]  And let me tell you, you know, those university professors, ask them.

=== College Degree Worthless (05:12) ===

[01:58:32]  Go ask them.
[01:58:33]  I guarantee you, none of you have the balls to ask them.
[01:58:36]  But go and ask them if they put their college debt into their bankruptcy.
[01:58:41]  Go ask them.
[01:58:42]  Go ask them if they put their college debt, all right, into their bankruptcy.
[01:58:49]  And I guarantee you, if they're honest, they're going to be like, yeah, I did.
[01:58:51]  I didn't want to pay for it.
[01:58:53]  I had like 60,000 in debt and I put it in my college.
[01:58:56]  I put my college debt in my bankruptcy.
[01:59:00]  And that's that.
[01:59:01]  There it is.
[01:59:03]  But you keep paying, okay?
[01:59:04]  You keep paying.
[01:59:05]  And we keep giving you substandard education.
[01:59:08]  I mean, many of you people are graduating from college.
[01:59:10]  You don't know shit from Shinola.
[01:59:13]  All right.
[01:59:13]  Many of you are graduating from college.
[01:59:15]  You're fucking staying with your goddamn parents for Christ's sake.
[01:59:18]  What's the number?
[01:59:19]  I read that almost over 50 fucking percent of people that are graduating from college are moving back with their stupid fucking parents.
[01:59:26]  Oh, fucking hell.
[01:59:29]  I mean, good Lord, man.
[01:59:30]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:59:32]  What a joke.
[01:59:33]  You college kids, what a bunch of suckers, dude.
[01:59:36]  What a bunch of suckers.
[01:59:40]  What a bunch of suckers.
[01:59:41]  Give me my drink.
[01:59:45]  But now you want what?
[01:59:47]  You want us taxpayers?
[01:59:49]  You want us taxpayers to bail your stupid ass out when you didn't learn anything?
[01:59:53]  I mean, do you understand that if your college degree was worth anything, that you'd be able to pay for it yourself because you would be gainfully employed?
[02:00:01]  But no, you morons, you decided that, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:00:06]  I'm going to put myself into $40,000 or $50,000 worth of debt before I even get a fucking job.
[02:00:12]  That's smart.
[02:00:13]  That's very college-educated.
[02:00:15]  I'm going to put myself in $30,000 or $40,000 in debt before I get a fucking job.
[02:00:22]  Yeah, that's very, yeah, that's fucking great.
[02:00:26]  That's very educated.
[02:00:30]  And hey, whoever the hell donated Z to sap $5,000 Obama PC, go shove it up your ass, all right?
[02:00:39]  I can feel the salt on you, goddamn son of a bitch and college kids.
[02:00:43]  And you know what?
[02:00:44]  You should be mad, but you shouldn't be mad at me.
[02:00:46]  You should be mad at goddamn Obama, boy.
[02:00:52]  Oh, I'm loving this, man.
[02:00:53]  What a Baller Friday this is, baby.
[02:00:56]  Oh, man, I'm loving this.
[02:00:58]  You know, this has been one of my favorite shows.
[02:01:01]  I mean, you can hear it, man.
[02:01:02]  You can hear it inside me, baby.
[02:01:04]  I love this.
[02:01:06]  I'm winning.
[02:01:07]  I'm winning for Christ's sake.
[02:01:09]  Well, except for the damn storm outside, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:15]  I got a goddamn storm going on outside.
[02:01:18]  I may have to cut this goddamn, I may have to cut this damn broadcast short.
[02:01:22]  I may have to cut this broadcast short for Christ's sake, man.
[02:01:26]  I don't want to, hey, I don't want you idiots to meme magic my damn $5,000 PC into some sorts, short-circuit bullshit.
[02:01:35]  All right.
[02:01:38]  Oh, man.
[02:01:39]  What a Baller Friday, man.
[02:01:41]  Happy Baller Friday.
[02:01:42]  I might just end this show early and go kick it with the goddamn inner circle.
[02:01:49]  Here, take a whiff of that.
[02:01:51]  Oh, man, there's some Hot Wing juice that came up with that, man.
[02:01:54]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:01:56]  All right.
[02:01:59]  Woo!
[02:02:01]  I'm telling you, this is great.
[02:02:02]  Give me my show.
[02:02:08]  All right.
[02:02:09]  Anyway, look, I didn't mean to get off on that soliloquy about you dumbasses, you know, getting yourself in college debt before you get a job.
[02:02:17]  I mean, that's, yeah, that's smart, huh?
[02:02:21]  It's public education logic coming out of your fucking heads, huh?
[02:02:26]  Public education logic right there, baby.
[02:02:29]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:02:31]  Before I go to work, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:02:33]  I'm going to put myself in fucking debt.
[02:02:35]  $40,000 or $50,000.
[02:02:37]  I'm going to have to pay on it for 25 years of my life.
[02:02:40]  That's great.
[02:02:42]  I'm smart.
[02:02:44]  I'm very smart.
[02:02:46]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:48]  Oh, yeah.
[02:02:49]  I'm surprised we didn't see D-Ray today.
[02:02:51]  Thank God.
[02:02:52]  I'm sure the Democrats cut off his fucking person or his per diem so he can donate here.
[02:02:57]  He's always talking garbage about, well, what about the wall?
[02:03:00]  What about the border?
[02:03:01]  What about the wall?
[02:03:02]  Well, you know what?
[02:03:04]  Since the Democrats are becoming lawless and they're becoming a bunch of pieces of trash degrading the institutions of government, you've got Donald Trump coming out here flexing nuts, baby.
[02:03:14]  He's flexing nuts.
[02:03:16]  Did you hear today, hot off the hot wire, all right?
[02:03:20]  Pentagon is shifting $1.5 billion to border wall construction.
[02:03:31]  Pentagon is shifting $1.5 billion to border wall construction.
[02:03:37]  How do you like them apples, huh?
[02:03:39]  How do you like them apples, you stupid dumbass cucks that were out here turning their backs against Trump?

=== Democrats Cut Per Diem (04:06) ===

[02:03:45]  Huh?
[02:03:45]  He's going to shift $1.5 billion in Pentagon funds to fund the border wall, baby.
[02:03:53]  All right.
[02:03:53]  So come and get some of that.
[02:03:56]  But remember, we need new immigration policy and policy is supposed to be written in the Congress.
[02:04:04]  Policy is supposed to be written in the Congress.
[02:04:06]  And what Trump has been suggesting is to get rid of the damn immigration lottery system.
[02:04:11]  All right.
[02:04:12]  Limit chain migration to spouses and children.
[02:04:16]  All right.
[02:04:17]  And by God, rearrange this whole asylum bullshit.
[02:04:21]  All right.
[02:04:23]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:04:26]  Anyway, it's fucking raining cats and dogs out here.
[02:04:29]  It's thunderstorming.
[02:04:31]  And you see, I'm still here.
[02:04:32]  I'm still standing.
[02:04:33]  You want to know why I'm still standing here?
[02:04:35]  You want to know why I'm still here?
[02:04:37]  Because I have beaten the Bejesus out of all you trolls, baby.
[02:04:41]  I've beaten the Bejesus out of all you trolls.
[02:04:45]  And I am loving it, baby.
[02:04:47]  I'm loving it.
[02:04:50]  I mean, you know, the Saturday Night Troll Show, it shouldn't even be called Saturday Night Troll Show anymore.
[02:04:55]  You know, it should be called the Saturday Night Ghost Show.
[02:04:58]  I think that's what we're going to call it.
[02:05:00]  Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night ghost show.
[02:05:08]  Because you trolls have no balls.
[02:05:10]  I mean, I have literally, literally made you look like a bunch of lower than leprechauns nutsacks.
[02:05:18]  I've made you look like pieces of trash, like you just got raped and you got your intestines hanging out of your ass.
[02:05:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:05:31]  Woo!
[02:05:33]  Oh my God, this is great, baby.
[02:05:35]  I'm loving this.
[02:05:36]  I'm loving it.
[02:05:38]  I need another shot.
[02:05:39]  It's raining.
[02:05:40]  I'm singing in the rain.
[02:05:44]  I'm singing in the rain.
[02:05:48]  What a glorious day.
[02:05:51]  I kicked trolls' ass.
[02:05:54]  I'm the king of trolls because they have no balls.
[02:06:02]  They should have known better because I'm kicking their fucking ass cracks.
[02:06:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:08]  And what are y'all talking about, dude?
[02:06:10]  You know, don't donate.
[02:06:13]  I've already made 500 bucks, dude.
[02:06:14]  All right.
[02:06:16]  So, yeah, okay, great.
[02:06:17]  Yeah, yeah, well, whatever.
[02:06:19]  All right.
[02:06:20]  All right, great.
[02:06:21]  All right.
[02:06:21]  Oh, you showed me.
[02:06:25]  You trolls showed me.
[02:06:29]  give me my damn drink ah that's what i'm talking about man And what, people are saying, that's it, man?
[02:06:41]  I got 500 bucks in two hours, dude.
[02:06:44]  Hookers don't even make that much, dude.
[02:06:46]  Hookers don't even make that much.
[02:06:50]  Oh, man.
[02:06:51]  What do we got?
[02:06:52]  Ghost down by 88% for two bucks.
[02:06:54]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:06:55]  Air Guard Capitalist.
[02:06:57]  Unfortunately, the construction funding for the border wall might be stalled in the Ninth Circuit.
[02:07:02]  I don't know, man.
[02:07:03]  I mean, the Ninth Circuit here recently has ruled that Trump can send asylum seekers back to Mexico while waiting for their asylum trial.
[02:07:13]  So I don't know.
[02:07:13]  Maybe the Ninth Circuit is loosening up a little bit.
[02:07:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:07:19]  I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[02:07:20]  It's probably, you know, just a little bit.
[02:07:23]  You know, just a little bit.
[02:07:25]  All right.
[02:07:25]  Who knows?
[02:07:27]  Who knows for Christ's sake?
[02:07:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:32]  Give me another shot, dude.
[02:07:36]  Give me another shot.
[02:07:39]  I need another shot for Christ's sake, man.
[02:07:41]  And look, it's thunderstorming out here where I'm at, man.
[02:07:44]  It's thunderstorming where I might have to get off the fucking show.
[02:07:49]  I may have to get off here soon enough, baby.

=== Reproductive Rights Debate (15:54) ===

[02:07:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:07:53]  I might have to get off of here.
[02:07:55]  And you know, I want to be honest with you.
[02:07:59]  I should take the rest of the night off.
[02:08:02]  All right?
[02:08:04]  I'm going to take the rest of the night.
[02:08:05]  I might even take tomorrow off for Christ's sake, baby.
[02:08:11]  Woo!
[02:08:12]  All right, let's get, let's continue all with some more shots, baby.
[02:08:16]  All right.
[02:08:20]  Good stuff.
[02:08:22]  Good stuff.
[02:08:23]  Man, look at all these people.
[02:08:25]  Look at all these people.
[02:08:26]  Yeah, good ghosts.
[02:08:27]  We want you to leave.
[02:08:28]  Yeah.
[02:08:28]  Y'all have been here sitting here with me for two hours, baby.
[02:08:31]  So keep giving me your energy.
[02:08:32]  All right.
[02:08:33]  I like it.
[02:08:35]  Feels good, man.
[02:08:37]  Feels good, man.
[02:08:42]  Hey, hey, look, there's Dark Me Magician slut.
[02:08:44]  I'm glad she found herself a kitchen.
[02:08:47]  I'm glad she found herself a kitchen, baby.
[02:08:52]  Make me a bean pie, bitch.
[02:09:01]  Make me a bean pie, whore.
[02:09:04]  All right.
[02:09:05]  Oh, yeah.
[02:09:06]  And let me get to another issue.
[02:09:07]  Let me get to another.
[02:09:08]  Have you heard that abortion, abortion has taken a big issue in America today?
[02:09:16]  And the reason is, is because I don't know if you noticed, but Georgia passed a state law basically making it illegal, illegal for women to have abortions after about six weeks or when there is a heartbeat detected within the womb.
[02:09:35]  Now, you've got a lot of women pissing and moaning out here like a bunch of old broads claiming that, oh, how dare you, you men.
[02:09:45]  You're trying to take away our reproductive rights.
[02:09:48]  I mean, is that what y'all call killing a baby?
[02:09:51]  Is that what women call killing a baby nowadays?
[02:09:54]  Is reproductive rights?
[02:09:57]  I mean, women, I mean, I don't care if you're a slut bag.
[02:10:02]  I don't care if you're a dirty Sanchez-loving whore.
[02:10:06]  I don't care if you're hopping around from cock to cock to cock.
[02:10:10]  Put a condom on it.
[02:10:12]  Put a sponge in your twat.
[02:10:14]  Take a goddamn pill.
[02:10:16]  Do something so that you can prevent yourself from getting pregnant.
[02:10:20]  All right.
[02:10:22]  I don't believe that abortion is an alternative to birth control.
[02:10:28]  Okay?
[02:10:30]  So I don't understand why women are bitching and moaning so much about, oh my God, Georgia.
[02:10:36]  Oh my God.
[02:10:37]  They outlawed abortions after six weeks in the womb.
[02:10:41]  Oh my God.
[02:10:43]  This is against women's reproductive rights.
[02:10:47]  This is against repro.
[02:10:48]  Are you kidding me?
[02:10:49]  I mean, is that what women are calling killing a baby?
[02:10:53]  All right?
[02:10:55]  Is that what women call killing a baby reproductive rights?
[02:10:59]  Are you fucking shitting me?
[02:11:03]  Are you shitting me for Christ's sake?
[02:11:06]  I mean, I can't believe women can go to sleep at night and claim that, you know, they love their children and they care about the children.
[02:11:14]  They care about this when they believe that vacuuming out a living organism out of their uterus hole is reproductive rights.
[02:11:25]  Reproductive rights.
[02:11:27]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:11:28]  Well, you know something?
[02:11:29]  There's some good news out of this, okay?
[02:11:32]  It's got all these women's groups so triggered that they plan on taking Georgia and their new law for a pro what is this?
[02:11:41]  Hey, Tom, didn't you used to live in Greenwood, Texas?
[02:11:44]  I never lived in, well, it's none of your fucking business.
[02:11:48]  All right, shut up, all right?
[02:11:49]  Shut your fucking mouth, all right?
[02:11:51]  Just shut your mouth.
[02:11:53]  I'm talking about abortion here, or I'm talking about base Georgia passing a law that women cannot have an abortion after six weeks or if there is a heartbeat detected, all right?
[02:12:07]  If there is a heartbeat detected.
[02:12:10]  And I'm just saying that you got all these women groups bitching and moaning.
[02:12:15]  They're bitching and moaning because, oh, it's my reproductive rights, my reproductive rights.
[02:12:21]  So let me tell you, these women groups are getting pissed.
[02:12:24]  And they plan on suing the state of Georgia.
[02:12:28]  They plan on suing the state of Georgia.
[02:12:30]  Now, don't you dumb women, you see, you women are so stupid, you don't even get what's going on here.
[02:12:36]  That's what they want you to do, you stupid dumb broads.
[02:12:41]  All right.
[02:12:42]  Well, you see, this proves that women are just overly emotional.
[02:12:46]  Hey, we're going to see you in court, Georgia.
[02:12:48]  I heard some stupid women's fucking women's group leader in a microphone, with a microphone in her face.
[02:12:56]  We're going to see you in court, Georgia.
[02:12:58]  That's what they want you to do.
[02:13:01]  Take a look at the Supreme Court right now.
[02:13:04]  Take a look at the Supreme Court right now.
[02:13:07]  The Supreme Court is dominated by conservatives.
[02:13:11]  You don't think that if it gets to the Supreme Court, that the whole Roe v. Wade issue will be put on the table?
[02:13:19]  I mean, you dumb women are stupid.
[02:13:21]  I mean, that's what they want you to do.
[02:13:26]  You're fucking dumb, man.
[02:13:28]  I'll see you in court.
[02:13:30]  I'll see you in court.
[02:13:32]  And listen, did you hear word salad girl Ocasio-Cortez try to make her two cents?
[02:13:39]  Huh?
[02:13:40]  Did you hear that?
[02:13:41]  Ocasio-Cortez trying to throw her two cents?
[02:13:44]  Oh, this is a bill that is written by nothing but a bunch of men.
[02:13:49]  Men wrote this bill.
[02:13:51]  No, they didn't, you dumb, stupid Puerto Rican bartendress slut bag.
[02:13:58]  All right?
[02:13:59]  There was a plethora of women that sponsored and helped write this bill, not just a bunch of men.
[02:14:05]  And that just goes to show you that Ocasio-Cortez is a sexist hypocrite.
[02:14:11]  And I'm tired of hearing about her and that stupid, dumb, hijab-wearing fucking Omar and that other dumb, stupid, dumb idiot from Dearborn, whatever, Talib.
[02:14:22]  I'm tired of hearing about these two fucking three sluts.
[02:14:25]  All right?
[02:14:27]  I mean, good God.
[02:14:29]  And by the way, didn't I see Ahan Omar or whatever the hell her name is?
[02:14:34]  I saw Ahan Omar on some Instagram video with her children.
[02:14:40]  And her children were not wearing seatbelts.
[02:14:43]  She was on her cell phone on a video, on a live stream, on Instagram, in the car, while her children weren't wearing seatbelts or anything of that nature, huh?
[02:14:55]  I mean, a typical woman, a typical woman doesn't believe the law applies to her, unless in her case, it's Islam, because I guarantee you, if she took that goddamn hijab off, whoever made those kids will layeth the smacketh down on her.
[02:15:11]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:15:12]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[02:15:15]  All right?
[02:15:17]  So I'm tired of, I'm just, I'm tired of these women.
[02:15:21]  You are in the freest nation that you could possibly be.
[02:15:24]  I don't ever hear you women bitching about the women that are being stoned to death in Islamic countries.
[02:15:30]  I talked about a woman who literally got her fucking head chopped off and stoned to death because she reported that her teacher or her professor had raped her.
[02:15:44]  Had raped her.
[02:15:46]  And do you hear any of the women out here?
[02:15:49]  That's not fair.
[02:15:51]  I'm protesting for the women in the Middle East.
[02:15:53]  It's not fair.
[02:15:57]  No, they're out here protesting because Trump said in a private conversation that was goaded by a bush, fucking Billy Bush, he said, you know, this broad, she was into me.
[02:16:10]  You know, she was so into me that I could have grabbed her by the pussy.
[02:16:15]  Because he said that, oh, that's worse than the Islamic world cutting off women's clitorises when they're babies, putting them in beekeeper suits and hijabs.
[02:16:27]  I mean, this is worse than women getting stoned to death because they report rapes.
[02:16:34]  I mean, this is just a disgrace.
[02:16:35]  You women make me sick in this country.
[02:16:37]  You know that?
[02:16:38]  You women, it make me sick.
[02:16:41]  You are a protected class, okay?
[02:16:43]  You are a protected.
[02:16:44]  What is this?
[02:16:46]  We aren't interested in your gay fantasies about raping us anymore.
[02:16:49]  Shut up.
[02:16:50]  We don't respect or fear you.
[02:16:51]  Yes, you.
[02:16:52]  You better let us throw peanuts at you next time or the trolls won't donate.
[02:16:56]  Yeah, you know what?
[02:16:56]  I don't care.
[02:16:57]  Don't tell me.
[02:16:57]  You shut up, stranger.
[02:17:00]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[02:17:02]  All right?
[02:17:03]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[02:17:05]  Shut up, galer.
[02:17:06]  I'm telling the truth.
[02:17:07]  I'm sure that was a woman.
[02:17:08]  I wouldn't be surprised if that was Dark Me Magician Girl.
[02:17:12]  All right.
[02:17:12]  She's pissed off because she knows that a better home for her would instead not being on here trying to pretend to be some cyber slut.
[02:17:21]  A better home for her would be in a kitchen somewhere, getting acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances.
[02:17:28]  But I'm just saying, I don't understand why women are bitching and moaning.
[02:17:31]  This is America, baby.
[02:17:32]  You are over 65% of the goddamn workforce.
[02:17:37]  You are a protected class.
[02:17:40]  If a man raises his voice at you in your home, you can call the cops and say, oh, he touched me.
[02:17:45]  And boom, he's going to jail.
[02:17:47]  You can divorce a man, even though you're the slut bag that's getting the high hard one.
[02:17:52]  Even though you're the cheater, you can divorce a man, have him pay you alimony and 50% of what he's got and child support.
[02:18:01]  Are you kidding me?
[02:18:04]  And women are going to say, oh, we're oppressed.
[02:18:07]  We're oppressed.
[02:18:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:18:09]  We're oppressed.
[02:18:11]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:18:12]  Are you kidding me, women?
[02:18:14]  I'm not, just shut up.
[02:18:16]  All right?
[02:18:18]  I'm not joking.
[02:18:19]  It makes me sick to my stomach.
[02:18:21]  This is the freest country in the world for you women.
[02:18:23]  And you women are still bitching.
[02:18:26]  I mean, good God.
[02:18:28]  Give me my fucking drink.
[02:18:33]  Look, I'm going to save.
[02:18:34]  I'm going to save the spottings.
[02:18:37]  I'm going to save the spottings for Mrs. Ghost later on tonight.
[02:18:40]  She's going to make me a steak.
[02:18:42]  You know?
[02:18:42]  And let me tell you, I love Mrs. Ghost.
[02:18:44]  She'll make me a steak at fucking 2, 3 o'clock in the morning, baby.
[02:18:48]  You understand that?
[02:18:49]  So she knows her place.
[02:18:52]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:53]  She ain't like one of these women out here that thinks that she's so goddamn independent she can go do this and go do that.
[02:18:59]  Shut up.
[02:18:59]  Are you kidding me?
[02:19:01]  Shut your mouth.
[02:19:04]  Anyway, where's my goddamn?
[02:19:05]  I need some more beer.
[02:19:07]  I'm going to get a pint of something, all right?
[02:19:09]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:19:11]  I need some more beer, baby.
[02:19:16]  You're goddamn right.
[02:19:17]  Give me one from the bottom.
[02:19:19]  Give me one from the bottom for Christ's sake.
[02:19:21]  You damn right.
[02:19:23]  And oh yeah, by the way, since I'm talking about women, I forgot.
[02:19:27]  Isn't Sunday Mother's Day?
[02:19:30]  Oh, oh, Sunday is Mother's Day.
[02:19:36]  Oh, we're just supposed to praise any broad that happens to shit out a couple of kids.
[02:19:42]  Is that it?
[02:19:44]  We're just supposed to bow down to any maniac broad that decided to open her legs to something that looked good in a leather jacket, slick back hair, chewing a toothpick and flipping a nickel.
[02:19:57]  We're just supposed to praise these broads because they happen to shit out a couple of kids.
[02:20:03]  Isn't that great?
[02:20:04]  Oh, oh, that's just great, isn't it?
[02:20:08]  That's just great.
[02:20:10]  Oh, and yeah, well, what are we supposed to do with mom?
[02:20:12]  What a, oh, well, we got to give mom a diamond ring.
[02:20:17]  We got to give mom a diamond necklace.
[02:20:19]  We got to give mom this because mom did this, mom did it.
[02:20:23]  Shut up.
[02:20:24]  Tired of these fucking broads out here.
[02:20:28]  I mean, what do you women want to be praised for anyway?
[02:20:32]  Huh?
[02:20:32]  Mother's Day.
[02:20:33]  What a fucking scholastic, dumb, stupid day this is.
[02:20:36]  I mean, what do you women really want to be praised for, huh?
[02:20:41]  Hey, ghost, I'm a good mother.
[02:20:43]  Hey, ghost, I fed my kids.
[02:20:45]  Hey, ghost, I take care of my kids.
[02:20:48]  That's what you're supposed to do, you dumb bitch!
[02:20:52]  That's what you're supposed to do!
[02:20:55]  But no, we're supposed to praise these stupid, dumb slut bags that allowed some Tom Dicker Harry literally and figuratively ejaculate inside them.
[02:21:09]  And lo and behold, nine months later, a kid shitted out of the uterus hole.
[02:21:14]  Oh, and we're just supposed to praise this.
[02:21:17]  Oh, mother, how I love you.
[02:21:21]  Even though you made me into a soy boy.
[02:21:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:21:28]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:21:30]  I mean, you know, I'm just, I'm tired of women bitching and moaning.
[02:21:33]  I'm tired of you women bitching.
[02:21:36]  I mean, I'm serious.
[02:21:37]  Y'all can do whatever you want now.
[02:21:38]  All right.
[02:21:39]  Y'all can become men now, which I think is ridiculous.
[02:21:42]  But hey, y'all can become men.
[02:21:43]  You can cut your tits off.
[02:21:45]  You know, you can take testosterone.
[02:21:47]  Did you know that when they take testosterone, the women, they don't like, it's kind of weird to talk about this, but they cut their tits off.
[02:21:57]  They grow testosterone.
[02:21:58]  They start growing beards.
[02:21:59]  They start getting a deeper voice.
[02:22:01]  And like in the private region, like in the vaginal region, their clitoris starts developing like a little penis head.
[02:22:09]  You know, like a little dickhead.
[02:22:10]  You know, I mean, it's not, it's not necessarily a penis, but like, you know, the skin of the vulva, you know, like kind of, it kind of like grows into like a little penis head or something.
[02:22:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:22:22]  The only reason I'm bringing this up is to prove that women can do whatever the fuck they want to do, and they're still bitching.
[02:22:32]  They're still bitching.
[02:22:34]  All right.
[02:22:35]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:22:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:22:40]  I mean, come on.
[02:22:42]  And look, everybody, oh, that's disgusting.
[02:22:44]  Hey, that's life.
[02:22:45]  That's America.
[02:22:47]  Okay.
[02:22:47]  When you see these fat, greasy, bull-nosed bulldykes, I mean, that's what's happening.
[02:22:52]  I'm just saying, man, they take testosterone, they start growing beards, they start talking like a man, you know, and then like, you know, the clitoris, like it grows outward.
[02:23:01]  And at the tip there, you start seeing like a little, like what looks like a little mushroom little mini head.
[02:23:08]  I'm just saying.
[02:23:10]  All right.
[02:23:10]  I'm just saying.
[02:23:12]  And look, Monkey De La Rocha, this stupid Puerto Rican piece of trash, said capitalists pushed for the women in the marketplace.
[02:23:18]  Of course we did.
[02:23:20]  They're cheap labor.
[02:23:21]  Of course.
[02:23:25]  I'm kidding.
[02:23:27]  I'm kidding.
[02:23:28]  Okay.
[02:23:28]  That was a joke.
[02:23:30]  Okay.
[02:23:30]  That was a joke.
[02:23:31]  It was a joke.
[02:23:34]  But that's why they're 65% plus in the employment market.
[02:23:42]  Oh, man.
[02:23:44]  This is great, baby.
[02:23:45]  This is great.

=== Fear of Death Denied (06:00) ===

[02:23:46]  Lesbian ghost buy trans.
[02:23:48]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:23:50]  Lesbian ghost buy trans for two.
[02:23:53]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:23:56]  And by the way, there are, look, I want to be on.
[02:24:00]  Download Grindr right now.
[02:24:02]  I know most of you want to because you're probably pretty hard up and you could use a third party to play with your wang.
[02:24:07]  But if you take a look at Grindr, I'm telling you right now, you will see, all right, female to males looking for some down low pogo stick action.
[02:24:18]  Okay, I'm not kidding.
[02:24:19]  And I'm not talking about like, you know, women that are hard up.
[02:24:22]  I'm talking about these women that cut their tits off, that think they're a man, that take the testosterone.
[02:24:29]  They're on Grinder right now.
[02:24:30]  They're calling themselves bottoms.
[02:24:33]  Okay, they're calling them, I don't know, man.
[02:24:36]  They're calling themselves bottoms.
[02:24:38]  All right.
[02:24:39]  And they're on there looking to hop on a pogo stick on the down low.
[02:24:43]  Now, why the hell would they be going on Grinder?
[02:24:45]  Because they know that no gay man, I mean, when it comes to gays, they don't like women.
[02:24:50]  They don't like vaginas.
[02:24:51]  They're like, oh, my God.
[02:24:53]  A vagina.
[02:24:54]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:24:56]  Ew.
[02:24:57]  It's just so ugly and it is so slimy.
[02:25:01]  It looks like roast beef and it smells like fucking rotting fish.
[02:25:05]  I mean, they literally, that's what they think.
[02:25:08]  So to have these goddamn women that are trying to be men, you know, female to males going on grinder.
[02:25:15]  I mean, come on, dude.
[02:25:17]  Come on, man.
[02:25:22]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:23]  Give me, give me the, give me the goddamn drink.
[02:25:26]  Hey, hey, hey, super crazy, disco.
[02:25:28]  They have no ball.
[02:25:29]  Trolls have no balls, dude.
[02:25:31]  They have no balls.
[02:25:32]  That's why I'm here.
[02:25:33]  That's why I'm the king of all trolls, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:35]  You know what?
[02:25:35]  That's what I'm going to name my book.
[02:25:37]  When I write a book now, that's the name of my book.
[02:25:40]  It's going to be called King of All Trolls, baby.
[02:25:43]  All right.
[02:25:43]  Now, you all out there, you bow down right now to the king of all trolls, baby.
[02:25:48]  All right, that's right.
[02:25:50]  That's right, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:52]  When I write a book now, that's what I'm going to name it.
[02:25:55]  I'm going to name it the king of all trolls.
[02:25:57]  Matter of fact, I'm going to write a sketch.
[02:25:59]  I'm going to write a sketch of my new book tonight for Christ's sake.
[02:26:02]  All right.
[02:26:04]  All right.
[02:26:04]  king of all trolls.
[02:26:10]  The king of all trolls, baby.
[02:26:13]  I'm telling you, what did I tell you?
[02:26:14]  I'm going to go down in internet history, dude.
[02:26:17]  All right.
[02:26:17]  I'm telling you, give me another 10 years.
[02:26:20]  I mean, they will be begging me to go to the Broadcasters Hall of Fame and they will give me the golden microphone, baby.
[02:26:29]  I'm not even joking around, baby.
[02:26:31]  The king of all trolls, baby.
[02:26:34]  The king of all trolls.
[02:26:40]  Oh, this is great, baby.
[02:26:42]  What a baller Friday.
[02:26:44]  What a baller Friday, baby.
[02:26:48]  Oh, look, people say I'll be dead in five years.
[02:26:51]  Well, I'll write a book before then.
[02:26:53]  Don't worry about it.
[02:26:58]  I'll write a book before then.
[02:26:59]  It's all good, dude.
[02:27:00]  All right.
[02:27:01]  And hey, you know what?
[02:27:04]  What did Gigi Allen say?
[02:27:05]  What did GG Allen say?
[02:27:07]  Die when you die.
[02:27:08]  When you die, you're going to die.
[02:27:10]  All right.
[02:27:12]  Die when you die.
[02:27:13]  When you die, you're going to die.
[02:27:14]  Let's listen to that fucking.
[02:27:16]  Let's listen to that shit.
[02:27:17]  All right.
[02:27:17]  Let's listen to it.
[02:27:18]  Let's listen to GG Allen, baby.
[02:27:21]  Die when you die.
[02:27:22]  When you die, you're going to.
[02:27:23]  You think I'm afraid of death?
[02:27:24]  Huh?
[02:27:25]  You think I'm afraid of death, you dumb fucks?
[02:27:28]  All right.
[02:27:29]  Are you kidding me?
[02:27:30]  I'm not afraid of fucking death.
[02:27:32]  I'm fucking almost diagnosed last month eating some fucking bad spaghetti.
[02:27:38]  You think I'm afraid of death?
[02:27:42]  Fucking shadow of death keeps following me and I don't give a fuck.
[02:27:45]  How you like that?
[02:27:45]  I'm not afraid of death.
[02:27:51]  Woo!
[02:27:54]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[02:27:55]  Let's fucking let's just play it.
[02:27:56]  Play it.
[02:27:58]  Hell with it.
[02:27:59]  Yeah.
[02:28:02]  Yeah.
[02:28:07]  That's right, trolls.
[02:28:09]  No fucking fear.
[02:28:11]  No fear.
[02:28:14]  Yeah.
[02:28:16]  Now I'm going to die.
[02:28:17]  Yeah.
[02:28:18]  Die when you die.
[02:28:19]  When you die, you're going to die.
[02:28:23]  Die when you die.
[02:28:24]  You got a guy.
[02:28:25]  You're going to die.
[02:28:34]  Yeah.
[02:28:36]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[02:28:39]  Woo!
[02:28:42]  Die when you die.
[02:28:52]  I'm the G.G. Allen of live streaming, baby.
[02:28:56]  You're damn right.
[02:28:58]  I'm the GG Allen of live streaming, baby.
[02:29:03]  All right, turn it off.
[02:29:04]  Turn that shit off.
[02:29:07]  You're goddamn right, baby.
[02:29:11]  Oh, man.
[02:29:12]  I'm loving you, baby.
[02:29:14]  I'm telling you that right now.
[02:29:15]  I'm loving this shit, baby.
[02:29:17]  I'm the GG Allen of live streaming, baby.
[02:29:20]  All right.
[02:29:21]  I'm the king of all trolls, baby.
[02:29:28]  Oh, God.
[02:29:30]  And look, look at somebody's press D to make death threats to ghosts.
[02:29:34]  You think I'm afraid of death, you dumb fuck?
[02:29:35]  I'm not afraid of death, dude.
[02:29:37]  All right.
[02:29:38]  I straight up, I fucking, I'm not afraid.
[02:29:41]  I'm not afraid of anything.
[02:29:43]  I'm not afraid of anything, dude.
[02:29:45]  All right.

=== Kick Some Ass Friday (12:51) ===

[02:29:46]  I'll take that back.
[02:29:48]  It would be very uncomfortable if I had trolls like you people coming up to me in the street saying, hey, ghost, how you doing, man?
[02:29:55]  How you doing?
[02:29:56]  You know that I like cartoon girls and I wax my keratin and I do cosplay.
[02:30:02]  And can we be friends?
[02:30:04]  Can we be friends?
[02:30:05]  Fuck you.
[02:30:05]  I'll never be friends with you pricks.
[02:30:07]  All right?
[02:30:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:12]  Look, everybody.
[02:30:14]  Let's meet Magic Ghost Death.
[02:30:20]  Oh, this is great, dude.
[02:30:22]  This is great.
[02:30:27]  Good stuff.
[02:30:30]  Good goddamn stuff, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:32]  What else?
[02:30:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:30:34]  Another thing I was going to talk about.
[02:30:36]  We're headed into a war.
[02:30:39]  We're headed into a war, and who is it going to be?
[02:30:42]  Is it going to be Iran?
[02:30:43]  Is it going to be Venezuela?
[02:30:45]  Is it going to be North Korea?
[02:30:47]  Is it going to be Russia?
[02:30:50]  I don't care if it's all of them.
[02:30:52]  Bring it on, dude.
[02:30:54]  Bring it the fuck on.
[02:30:56]  All right.
[02:30:57]  We need a fucking draft and we need to start taking some of these rogue nations that think that they can thumb their nose in our faces.
[02:31:05]  We need to take them on, boy.
[02:31:07]  You understand?
[02:31:08]  We need to overthrow Nicholas Maduro and his socialist piece of trash, which isn't going to be very hard.
[02:31:15]  He's barely hanging on as it is.
[02:31:18]  We need to get rid of Iran.
[02:31:20]  Iran should have been gotten rid of in 2009.
[02:31:24]  And let me tell you, I was the only broadcaster in any medium suggesting that we need to help the revolution in 2009 in Iran.
[02:31:35]  I actually helped fucking organize the fucking revolution in Iran out in PALTAC.
[02:31:41]  You know, there were more Iranians in PAL talk than anybody else prior to 2009.
[02:31:46]  And I got to know a lot of Iranian people who appreciate Western civilization, who don't want to fall under the damn thumb or the fucking boot of a goddamn Ayatollah.
[02:32:01]  I'm telling you that right now, man.
[02:32:03]  Iran, fucking raise up, baby.
[02:32:06]  Come on and raise up, baby.
[02:32:09]  And I think our fucking allies, our best allies, Israel, I think they're going to help us with Iran.
[02:32:15]  And look, you can, you can, this is one of my prognostications.
[02:32:20]  If we do go to war with Iran, Israel is going to hit them up through the air or we're going to hit them up through the air.
[02:32:27]  And one of us are going to go in.
[02:32:29]  We're going to kick some fucking ass.
[02:32:31]  All right?
[02:32:32]  All right.
[02:32:32]  We're going to kick some fucking ass against Iran, baby.
[02:32:35]  And I can't wait.
[02:32:37]  I can't wait.
[02:32:38]  And North Korea, are you kidding me?
[02:32:41]  We've got, you know, truth be told, folks, and, you know, I'm not a CIA agent or Mossad agent or anything like that, but I can tell you this.
[02:32:50]  We have a concerted effort in an attempt to try to assassinate Kim Jong-un.
[02:32:56]  And it's within his own construct.
[02:33:00]  It's within his own government.
[02:33:02]  All right.
[02:33:03]  I mean, a lot of people want him dead within his government, but they need to get enough backing within those that are in the system.
[02:33:12]  They didn't appreciate how goddamn North Korea's Kim Jong-un killed his uncle.
[02:33:17]  Remember when he killed his uncle?
[02:33:19]  Supposedly, and this is according to Trump.
[02:33:22]  Trump told a crowd this, that Kim Jong-un told him that he cut his goddamn uncle's head off and displayed his uncle's head out where the bureaucrats walk back and forth.
[02:33:35]  So he had his uncle's head on display.
[02:33:39]  All right.
[02:33:40]  I mean, this idiot is fighting and killing more of his own people than he has capacity to fight a war.
[02:33:48]  So anyway, and look, wait a minute.
[02:33:50]  EBZ is streaming again.
[02:33:55]  I'll wait till the Saturday Night Troll show for that.
[02:33:57]  I was going to talk about Boogergate and all that shit on the Saturday Night Troll show.
[02:34:03]  Anyway, I'm not joking around.
[02:34:05]  Bring them all on.
[02:34:07]  All right.
[02:34:07]  We need a draft.
[02:34:09]  We need to draft all these autists and Aspergers and see how good they are.
[02:34:13]  You know, they get their thumbs bruised on a goddamn video game.
[02:34:16]  Let's see how good they are in real life, baby.
[02:34:19]  All right.
[02:34:22]  Let's see how they are in real life, baby.
[02:34:25]  All right.
[02:34:27]  Give me a drink.
[02:34:32]  I'm not joking.
[02:34:33]  I think we need a war.
[02:34:36]  And call me a war monger all you want.
[02:34:38]  I don't give a shit.
[02:34:40]  I ain't going to get drafted.
[02:34:44]  I ain't getting drafted.
[02:34:46]  All right.
[02:34:47]  I mean, I'm not going to be the one out here fighting this war.
[02:34:51]  I'm going to be watching it, baby.
[02:34:52]  I'm going to be watching it on the internet.
[02:34:54]  It's on the TV, baby, while y'all motherfuckers are out there doing it.
[02:34:57]  All right.
[02:34:58]  And let me tell you something.
[02:34:59]  I say, you know what?
[02:35:00]  Bring it on, baby.
[02:35:01]  Bring it on.
[02:35:02]  Hey, Iran, if you're listening, bring it on.
[02:35:05]  All right.
[02:35:06]  Hey, Nicholas Maduro, Venezuela, bring it on.
[02:35:10]  North Korea, bring it on, baby.
[02:35:13]  All right.
[02:35:14]  Russia, especially you fucking roosty pieces of shit.
[02:35:17]  You think you can take us?
[02:35:18]  Bring it on, baby.
[02:35:20]  Bring it the hell on.
[02:35:23]  Goddamn right.
[02:35:24]  I'm ready.
[02:35:25]  I'm ready for Christ's sake.
[02:35:28]  And I don't think we should just draft males.
[02:35:30]  I think we need to draft females too, baby.
[02:35:33]  We need to draft some females up in this son of a bitch.
[02:35:36]  I'm not just, you know, you know, I'm not just making it exclusive to these goddamn soy boys.
[02:35:42]  I think we need to draft some females in this son of a bitch, too.
[02:35:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:35:51]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:35:52]  I'm going to smoke me some marijuana.
[02:35:55]  All right.
[02:35:56]  It's storming down in Texas.
[02:36:01]  And it's time to celebrate Balla Friday.
[02:36:04]  Yeah.
[02:36:06]  Yeah.
[02:36:11]  Anyway, I got a new strain from the goddamn Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[02:36:18]  He gave me a Jack Horner strain.
[02:36:22]  Jack Horner strain in the house.
[02:36:24]  So that's what I'm doing.
[02:36:25]  It's not bad.
[02:36:26]  It's a hybrid sativa indica crossbreed.
[02:36:30]  Not bad, baby.
[02:36:32]  Not bad at all.
[02:36:33]  All right.
[02:36:35]  Hey, if women get drafted, they'll just get pregnant to get out of it.
[02:36:39]  No, well, no, they won't.
[02:36:41]  No, they won't.
[02:36:42]  We'll put them behind a goddamn assembly line to build some weapons, baby.
[02:36:46]  And it ain't work that way.
[02:36:48]  It don't work that way, baby.
[02:36:50]  We sending them out there, all right?
[02:36:52]  We sending them out there, baby.
[02:36:55]  Bring it on.
[02:36:57]  Bring it on.
[02:36:57]  I can't wait.
[02:36:58]  And look, y'all hear this?
[02:37:00]  I'm breaking off some weed off a goddamn big ass bud.
[02:37:03]  Look at this.
[02:37:04]  You know that?
[02:37:08]  And by the way, keep disliking my broadcast.
[02:37:11]  I like it for Christ's sake.
[02:37:13]  It shows engagement.
[02:37:15]  It shows engagement for YouTube.
[02:37:17]  So yeah, keep it coming.
[02:37:20]  Winning.
[02:37:22]  Winning.
[02:37:25]  Oh, man.
[02:37:26]  What a baller for.
[02:37:27]  This is the best Baller Friday I have ever had broadcasting.
[02:37:30]  You know that?
[02:37:32]  I mean, this is the best Baller Friday I have ever had broadcasting.
[02:37:37]  Happy Baller Friday, baby.
[02:37:42]  Woo!
[02:37:44]  All right, let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, this reefer, this grass, this Indo, this chronic.
[02:37:53]  All right, this poo smoke.
[02:37:55]  Here it is.
[02:37:55]  All right.
[02:37:59]  Woo!
[02:38:01]  All right.
[02:38:01]  Who else do it?
[02:38:02]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:38:03]  I smoke let me get some things going on here let me go ahead and let me go ahead and do this All right, here we go.
[02:38:26]  Shit.
[02:38:29]  Got a hold of this.
[02:38:31]  You gotta let it hit the brain dude!
[02:38:34]  Oh shit!
[02:38:41]  Oh, fuck.
[02:38:44]  Oh, oh, my God.
[02:38:49]  Oh, geez.
[02:38:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:38:55]  Wow.
[02:38:55]  That's that's hardcore, dude.
[02:38:57]  That's wow.
[02:38:58]  That's hardcore.
[02:39:01]  That's hardcore for Christ's sake, baby.
[02:39:04]  Oh, man.
[02:39:06]  All right.
[02:39:06]  I got to blow my nose for Christ's sake.
[02:39:10]  I got to blow my nose.
[02:39:13]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:39:13]  I got to blow my nose for Christ.
[02:39:15]  It always happens, dude.
[02:39:16]  Every time I smoke, every time I smoke, man, it's just, it's like a fucking, I don't know what it is.
[02:39:23]  It's like secretion of mucus or something.
[02:39:25]  Give me a, wait, I'm out of tissues.
[02:39:28]  I got one more tissue left.
[02:39:31]  One more tissue left for Christ's sake.
[02:39:34]  All right.
[02:39:35]  Oh, dear.
[02:39:41]  Yeah, it feels better.
[02:39:43]  See, I can smell.
[02:39:44]  I could smell out that nostril.
[02:39:49]  That feels better.
[02:39:51]  That feels a lot better.
[02:39:52]  I feel good.
[02:39:53]  I feel great.
[02:39:55]  I feel wonderful.
[02:39:58]  Oh, man.
[02:39:59]  I'm loving this shit, man.
[02:40:01]  It's storming outside.
[02:40:03]  I've been on here for about two hours and 40 minutes.
[02:40:06]  All right.
[02:40:07]  You know, what the hell?
[02:40:07]  What the hell am I doing here?
[02:40:08]  You know, maybe I should just go chill out, do something else, baby.
[02:40:12]  All right.
[02:40:13]  Maybe I should go kick it with.
[02:40:15]  You know, it's fucking like 11:15.
[02:40:17]  Maybe I could take an Uber somewhere and go to a goddamn chicken.
[02:40:21]  Well, I already had chicken wings, so I can't have chicken wings again, but have some goddamn draft beer.
[02:40:26]  You know what I mean?
[02:40:27]  Have some goddamn draft beer.
[02:40:34]  Oh, you fucking trolls, man.
[02:40:35]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:40:36]  This is fucking hilarious, dude.
[02:40:38]  I'm loving this.
[02:40:40]  I'm loving this shit.
[02:40:43]  You all think that you're like, yeah, we are the union.
[02:40:47]  Fucking fuck you.
[02:40:49]  I don't care, dude.
[02:40:51]  You know what?
[02:40:51]  As a matter of fact, I'm glad that I'm able to express myself a little bit better out here thanks to you stupid asses sitting there and not spamming text to fucking speech for Christ's sake.
[02:41:02]  All right.
[02:41:07]  Uh-oh, we got people speeding out here.
[02:41:10]  Hey, you see, that's why I want to take an Uber, man.
[02:41:12]  You know, these fucking people out here, they go, they're driving crazy whenever there's goddamn water on the ground out here in San Antonio.
[02:41:18]  And lo and behold, they get to go accidents and all kinds of crap.
[02:41:23]  All right.
[02:41:25]  Oh, yeah.
[02:41:25]  Oh, yeah.
[02:41:26]  You call the police.
[02:41:27]  Yeah, right.
[02:41:27]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:41:29]  All right.
[02:41:29]  Give me my smoke.
[02:41:35]  Oh, yeah.
[02:41:36]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:41:41]  All right.
[02:41:43]  Just let it hit the brain.
[02:41:44]  for Christ's sake, just let it hit the bridge.
[02:41:52]  Ah, now that feels good, dude.
[02:41:58]  That's awesome, dude.
[02:42:01]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:42:02]  That feels great.
[02:42:03]  That feels great.
[02:42:04]  I don't know what it is, dude.
[02:42:06]  I just, I like, you know, having a few beers and then, you know, having a little bit of smoke and it feels great.
[02:42:17]  All right.
[02:42:22]  Oh, man.
[02:42:23]  You know what?
[02:42:24]  This is great, dude.
[02:42:25]  This is great.
[02:42:25]  You know what?
[02:42:27]  I think I'm going to do me right now.
[02:42:29]  I'm doing me right now, okay?
[02:42:32]  I'm doing me.
[02:42:32]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:42:34]  Let's watch something together.
[02:42:36]  How about that?
[02:42:37]  Let's watch.

=== Serapis Idolization (04:00) ===

[02:42:38]  Wait, what is this?
[02:42:41]  Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
[02:42:43]  Macho Taco again, Ghost, you've been a good boy and actually did a show instead of begging for money like your wife begs for.
[02:42:50]  Fuck you.
[02:42:51]  All right, fuck you.
[02:42:52]  Don't talk about my goddamn wife, you son of a bitch.
[02:42:56]  All right.
[02:42:57]  Now, I want to show y'all something.
[02:43:00]  You know, since we're talking about how, since we're talking about how Congress is literally, and this is a democratically dominated Congress, since they are breaking not just the law themselves, but they are trying to ruin the institution of government, I'd like to introduce you to a feller by the name of Tom Fitton.
[02:43:21]  Tom Fitton runs the organization called Judicial Watch.
[02:43:26]  Judicial Watch and their litigation has been the only entity to bring out these private documents into light that shows that the Democrats, the FBI, everybody was complicit, was complicit with doing what they're doing, okay?
[02:43:46]  So here we go.
[02:43:47]  I want everybody to watch this.
[02:43:48]  This is by Judicial Watch, Tom Fitton, and listen and learn something, okay, trolls?
[02:43:55]  All right.
[02:43:56]  I know I'm whooping your ass.
[02:43:57]  I know.
[02:43:58]  I'm kicking your ass.
[02:43:59]  I'm dominating you all like a bunch of fucking fruit bowls.
[02:44:02]  I get it.
[02:44:02]  Just sit there and listen and shut up.
[02:44:04]  What is this?
[02:44:07]  The ultimate red pill is to realize that Jesus never existed and was made up by the Romans to keep you people all passive and submissive, especially the Jews who, at the time, was waiting for a warlike Messiah rather than that weak ass pacifist Jesus.
[02:44:21]  Well, I don't like your name, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination, but if we want to get into the realism of Jesus, all right, Jesus is the representation of Ptolemy Sauter.
[02:44:37]  Ptolemy Sauterre conquered the northern African regions, which were predominantly black.
[02:44:45]  And because he dominated the North African regions, he forced Ptolemy Sauter, forced those Africans to idolize him and to build an idol of Ptolemy Sauterre.
[02:44:58]  And when they did so, they were supposed to worship it.
[02:45:02]  And as a result, they created the God Serapis.
[02:45:08]  All right, take a look at Serapis.
[02:45:10]  All right.
[02:45:10]  Look, I'm going to, I don't even know why I even, I don't even know why I even tell you assholes this stuff because you people don't even deserve.
[02:45:18]  You people don't even deserve this kind of fucking, you don't deserve this.
[02:45:23]  You don't deserve it, man.
[02:45:25]  You don't deserve this kind of stuff, man.
[02:45:26]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:45:28]  I mean, I'm over here.
[02:45:29]  I'm shooting pearls to you idiots.
[02:45:31]  You people don't give a shit.
[02:45:33]  You know?
[02:45:34]  You people are out here.
[02:45:37]  We hate you.
[02:45:37]  what you think you fucking think you think you deserve to die and yeah but let's take a look at serapis okay you idiots Serapis is the idolization of Ptolemy Sauter.
[02:45:56]  All right, assholes.
[02:45:58]  So go ahead.
[02:45:58]  Let's take a Google search.
[02:46:00]  Here we go.
[02:46:01]  Serapis.
[02:46:02]  Let's take a look at a couple of these.
[02:46:03]  Look at that.
[02:46:04]  Look at that right there.
[02:46:05]  That's Serapis.
[02:46:06]  Does that look like somebody to you?
[02:46:09]  Huh?
[02:46:09]  Look at this.
[02:46:10]  Serapis.
[02:46:11]  Does that look like somebody to you?
[02:46:14]  Huh?
[02:46:15]  Serapis.
[02:46:16]  Does that look like somebody to you?
[02:46:19]  All right.
[02:46:20]  Here, let's continue going.
[02:46:21]  This is Serapis.
[02:46:22]  This is the idolization of Ptolemy Sauter.
[02:46:25]  If you idiots would have any kind of, well, you're fucking autistic.
[02:46:29]  If it isn't in a video game, you people don't give a shit.
[02:46:31]  All right.
[02:46:32]  Yeah, look, even somebody's kind of schooled on this.
[02:46:34]  Look at this.
[02:46:35]  Jesus versus Serapis.

=== Lou Dobbs Documents (07:07) ===

[02:46:38]  All right.
[02:46:40]  Now, I know many of you are going to say, ghost.
[02:46:43]  I mean, that kind of looks like Jesus, but it also looks like Zeus.
[02:46:48]  It looks like the Greek theology god Zeus.
[02:46:53]  Well, let me just give you something, and then we're going to move on because this is too much fucking, this is too much red pilling for you idiots.
[02:47:00]  But why do you think, what do they call Jesus in Spanish?
[02:47:05]  What do they call Jesus in Spanish?
[02:47:08]  They call him Hey Zeus.
[02:47:11]  They call him Hey Zeus.
[02:47:14]  So, you know, work that around in your head and figure it out.
[02:47:18]  All right.
[02:47:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:21]  I mean, I'm telling you right now.
[02:47:23]  Just, hey, you know, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
[02:47:28]  I'm just saying.
[02:47:29]  You can all look this shit up for yourself.
[02:47:31]  All right.
[02:47:31]  I mean, you people are morons anyway.
[02:47:33]  You ain't going to do it.
[02:47:34]  Anyway, let me continue here.
[02:47:37]  All right.
[02:47:38]  Now, what I'm going to do, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about fucking, you know, Jesus and it being an anthropomorphization of Ptolemy Sauter and all this other shit or whatever.
[02:47:51]  But anyway, I was going to go back to how the Democrats are anti-American and are probably a criminal enterprise that weaponized, politically weaponized the FBI, just like they politically weaponized the IRS during Obama's administration.
[02:48:07]  Okay.
[02:48:08]  Now, let's take a look.
[02:48:09]  I want everybody to take a look at Tom Fitton.
[02:48:12]  Everybody should know Tom Fitton.
[02:48:14]  This guy's a very important guy, and his organization is very important.
[02:48:19]  They're the only ones that are suing the government and keeping them honest.
[02:48:23]  And by the way, this is a Fox Business Lou Dobbs interview, and I like Lou Dobbs.
[02:48:29]  Y'all know me and Lou Dobbs go back a long way.
[02:48:31]  Let's go ahead and push play.
[02:48:33]  Go ahead.
[02:48:34]  Even former Director of National Intelligence, Director James Clapper, admits that the FBI's actions against the Trump presidential campaign do, in fact, meet the definition of spying.
[02:48:46]  It took him a while to come to that conclusion.
[02:48:48]  FBI spied on Trump.
[02:48:50]  He's next in line to do so.
[02:48:52]  Joining us tonight, Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton.
[02:48:55]  Tom, this is going, this is, you have had some of the busiest years of your career, aren't you?
[02:49:01]  You're damn right.
[02:49:01]  He's the only guy in his organization.
[02:49:03]  The only guys doing anything about this.
[02:49:06]  The Judiciary Committee in the House prepares for a contempt vote against William Barr, the Attorney General, a contempt of Congress.
[02:49:19]  This is on its face madness and mindless.
[02:49:22]  Your thoughts?
[02:49:24]  Well, the Attorney General has been remarkably transparent with the Mueller report.
[02:49:29]  You're damn right.
[02:49:30]  And so he's a good person of Congress by the House over an argument over whether documents that he's legally prohibited from giving them should be released anyway, contrary to federal law.
[02:49:45]  Something that could put him in jail and others in jail if they were released inappropriately.
[02:49:49]  I mean, this is, listen, everybody hear what Tom Fitton is saying here is that if the Attorney General was to release an unredacted Mueller report, which still have ongoing investigations that have grand juries connected to them, then the Attorney General could be literally arrested for breaking the law.
[02:50:09]  You're not supposed to expose grand juries and let alone grand jury investigations.
[02:50:16]  So this is what Jerry Nadler and the Democrats in the House Judiciary Committee are demanding.
[02:50:22]  They're demanding this, the unredacted, which are still ongoing investigations with grand juries, which is what just Tom Fitton just said, which is breaking the law.
[02:50:37]  It's crap.
[02:50:38]  Abusive of power in a long series of abuses of power by the Democrats that began during the Obama administration, continued through the Obama administration.
[02:50:48]  And now the baton has been passed to Jerry Nadler at the DOJ to continue to abuse power to harass President Trump.
[02:50:57]  And of course, you know, it's a nice distraction from the fact that the Democratic National Committee, the Democratic Party apparatus, has been caught using donor dollars to collude with Russia intelligence.
[02:51:08]  That's exactly right.
[02:51:09]  Did you hear what Tom Fitton said?
[02:51:11]  That the Democrats, the DNC, Hillary Clinton used donor dollars to collude with the Russians, with this goddamn steel dossier.
[02:51:19]  And this is what he's going to talk about right now.
[02:51:22]  And why isn't anybody up in arms about this?
[02:51:24]  Remember, we had a two-year investigation that cost the taxpayers $40 million with this damn Robert Mueller investigation because the whole intent of it was Russia-Trump collusion.
[02:51:36]  Here you've got admitted collusion, and we're just going to brush it by the wayside for Christ's sake.
[02:51:42]  To attack a domestic political opponent.
[02:51:45]  But that attention, they can't escape all trouble.
[02:51:48]  What?
[02:51:49]  What?
[02:51:50]  Mudkip.
[02:51:52]  You do Fox.
[02:51:54]  Wait, you do know that Fox News is literally the only news source for shit.
[02:51:58]  Asshole, look, first of all, this is Fox business, you idiot.
[02:52:03]  And you have to understand that why is Fox News a bad news organization?
[02:52:10]  Because, you know, they're not muff divers like what's her name?
[02:52:15]  That broad.
[02:52:17]  Mad Pow or Mad Cow or whatever the fuck her name is.
[02:52:22]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:52:23]  All right.
[02:52:24]  I mean, the bottom line is this person that Lou Dobbs is interviewing has the documents, the legal fucking documents to prove everything this man is stating.
[02:52:36]  The problem is, is that the media complex, which is CNN and MSNBC and all these other fucking media people that for whatever reason, and truth be told, there's a reason for it, but they're falling hookline and sinker with this Democratic bullshit.
[02:52:55]  And truth be told, folks, I mean, look up Stimulus Package 2.
[02:53:00]  I keep talking this.
[02:53:01]  I keep saying Stimulus Package 2.
[02:53:03]  Nobody wants to look it up for Christ's sake.
[02:53:06]  That was an open giveaway of money to anybody and anybody that donated to Barack Obama's campaign or the Democratic Party.
[02:53:17]  And the media got a big part of that.
[02:53:20]  And the reason they justified Stimulus Package 2 and giving money to Hollywood and the pornographic industry.
[02:53:26]  I mean, take a look at the list of people that got almost a cut of that trillion dollars.
[02:53:32]  Take a look at the group of people that got money in Stimulus Package 2.
[02:53:37]  They are the most vocal against Donald Trump today.
[02:53:40]  And it makes you wonder why, huh?

=== Fast and Furious Guns (05:27) ===

[02:53:46]  The lawmen can't be distracted.
[02:53:47]  I believe that ought to be the case.
[02:53:49]  And in this instance, too, with Nadler, where should the White House go with this?
[02:53:56]  Where should the Attorney General go with this?
[02:53:59]  The logical first impression, it seems to me, is go to court and end this nonsense.
[02:54:07]  You know, typically you go to court over document fights and subpoena fights, whether the subpoenas are abusive or not.
[02:54:13]  You can seek protection from the court from having to accede to them.
[02:54:18]  Or if there are documents you want to withheld under court protection, you can make the argument to the court.
[02:54:25]  And I think there's a strong argument that can't be overcome without Congress literally changing the law to withhold grand jury material.
[02:54:33]  Now, you hear what Tom Fitton said is that what's going to happen is there's going to be an endless litigation in correlation with Nadler filing contempt against Barr.
[02:54:46]  And this is going to last years.
[02:54:48]  This could last beyond the Trump administration.
[02:54:50]  You've got this man, Tom Fitton, still trying to get documents from the Fast and the Furious operation that Eric Holder and Barack Obama were conducting.
[02:55:02]  And if you don't remember what Fast and the Furious was, it wasn't a movie.
[02:55:07]  Well, it was a movie, but it was an operation by the Obama administration in which he and Eric Holder, for whatever reason, if you want my personal opinion, it was a, well, anyway, for whatever reason you think it was, okay, Barack Obama, okay, and Eric Holder, the Attorney General, decided to give guns,
[02:55:35]  give guns to the cartels that dominate the Mexico border and the Mexico, you know, central Mexico region.
[02:55:46]  That's right.
[02:55:47]  Fast and the Furious, Barack Obama and his Attorney General Eric Holder thought it was a great idea to just go ahead and give the cartels fully automatic weapons.
[02:56:00]  All right.
[02:56:01]  And guess what happened?
[02:56:03]  Okay.
[02:56:03]  The excuse that Obama and Eric Holder gave for giving the fucking cartels weapons was that they were going to track where those weapons went.
[02:56:13]  We're going to track those weapons.
[02:56:15]  We were going to track them.
[02:56:17]  We're going to track them.
[02:56:19]  And that was all good and well until one of those guns ended up at the death scene of a border patrol agent.
[02:56:28]  And another one ended up at this.
[02:56:29]  I mean, do you understand that some of these fast and the furious weapons ended up in the hands of the terrorists?
[02:56:36]  I believe, if I'm not mistaken, one of those ones that did one of those France shootings, one of those fucking terrorists that did the France shootings, that gun that was in their possession came from Fast and Furious.
[02:56:50]  And do we have, do we fucking hear anything about that?
[02:56:53]  No!
[02:56:54]  And that's why Tom Fitton is bringing up this situation about endless litigation because he is still litigating Freedom of Information Act requests from Fast and the Furious.
[02:57:08]  And that shit happened like in 2011, 2012.
[02:57:13]  I mean, so I'm just saying, man, you know, this is serious stuff.
[02:57:18]  If you people are with the Democrats, you people are literally backing up an criminal organization that is against this country.
[02:57:26]  And that's what the operation's name was, Operation Fast and Furious.
[02:57:31]  Eric Holder, Obama gave guns to the fucking drug cartels.
[02:57:38]  And, you know, these fucking guns ended up in the Middle East.
[02:57:41]  They ended up at the scene of a fucking dead Border Patrol agent.
[02:57:47]  Just saying, just saying, but no, Trump's the bad guy, right?
[02:57:53]  All right, Trump's the bad guy.
[02:57:55]  Let's listen to the rest of Tom Fitton here, man.
[02:57:58]  Everybody needs to remember Tom Fitton.
[02:58:00]  This guy is a patriot, and his organization is patriotism.
[02:58:04]  I donate to his organization.
[02:58:06]  He's the only one.
[02:58:07]  His organization is the only organization that has taken the government to court so that we can know the things that we know.
[02:58:15]  Go ahead.
[02:58:16]  You know, we always want to see grand jury material at Judicial Watch under the Freedom of Information Act, but we can't because the law doesn't allow us to do it.
[02:58:23]  And you got to change the law to fix it, if indeed it needs to be fixed in this regard.
[02:58:28]  But, you know, it's a fundamental distraction from the fact, for instance, as you point out at the top of this segment, the FBI has no leadership.
[02:58:37]  The FBI has no leadership, and it's a defunct organization.
[02:58:41]  There's a contempt issue there.
[02:58:42]  I mean, the FBI, at the same time, right now, that FBI director is running an agency who thinks no text messages its own should be subject to the Freedom of Information Act, protecting the same gang that tried to overthrow the president through an illegal coup.
[02:58:57]  Yeah, did you hear that?
[02:58:58]  I mean, this current FBI director for Christopher Wray is protecting the same group of disgruntled bureaucrats, this rogue organization that's the FBI that tried to pull a coup, a literal coup, over this goddamn country.

=== Sexualize Children Scandal (14:54) ===

[02:59:14]  It's a disgrace.
[02:59:15]  It's an utter disgrace.
[02:59:17]  All right, take it off for Christ.
[02:59:18]  Take the damn PC shot off.
[02:59:21]  I'm just trying to let you all know what's going on, man.
[02:59:24]  All right.
[02:59:24]  You people are out here, you think that merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
[02:59:29]  Me, meh, mamm, me, mam, me, meh, meh, mammy, mam, me, meh, mam, me, mam, that's what you fucking think.
[02:59:35]  It's in your fucking head.
[02:59:38]  I'm sitting over here.
[02:59:39]  Remember, I used to tell you, I used to stop fucking shooting pearls to you idiots.
[02:59:42]  You know what I mean?
[02:59:44]  I mean, that's what I'm saying.
[02:59:46]  I mean, that's all I do is shoot pearls to you idiots.
[02:59:48]  And do you people even give a shit?
[02:59:49]  No, you don't.
[02:59:51]  I mean, I just schooled you on Jesus.
[02:59:53]  You know, I mean, I'm just letting y'all know.
[02:59:55]  I mean, you know, y'all can believe whatever the fuck you want.
[02:59:57]  You know, I mean, just saying, you know, all right, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:00:03]  More beer, baby.
[03:00:08]  More goddamn beer, all right?
[03:00:11]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:15]  And look, oh, where's your radio graffiti?
[03:00:17]  You said in the two, you know what?
[03:00:19]  Fuck you.
[03:00:20]  I didn't fucking promise nothing.
[03:00:21]  I said, we'll see what we can do.
[03:00:24]  Fucking tard.
[03:00:25]  Now you promise.
[03:00:26]  I'm not your fucking dirty dishrag whore of a mother, okay?
[03:00:30]  That shit ain't gonna work with me.
[03:00:32]  All right.
[03:00:33]  That shit ain't gonna work with me for Christ's sake.
[03:00:35]  All right.
[03:00:35]  I'm not your fucking filthy slut bag of a mother.
[03:00:38]  All right.
[03:00:39]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:42]  It always works with mommy.
[03:00:46]  It always works with my mammy.
[03:00:50]  It always works.
[03:00:51]  Yeah, well, it's not working with me.
[03:00:53]  All right.
[03:00:55]  I know that I'm the dad you never had, but it ain't working with me.
[03:00:58]  All right, boy.
[03:01:00]  Jesus Christ.
[03:01:02]  And by the way, oh, what?
[03:01:04]  Now, now y'all are calling me like some kind of a Zionist.
[03:01:08]  Take a whiff of that.
[03:01:11]  Take a whiff of that.
[03:01:13]  All right.
[03:01:14]  Jesus Christ.
[03:01:18]  You know, you all just shut up.
[03:01:21]  All right.
[03:01:23]  Look, I could put on radio graffiti here in the next 15 minutes.
[03:01:27]  And, you know, I'm going to be honest with you, it's going to suck a cock with it.
[03:01:30]  It's going to suck a cock with it.
[03:01:32]  All right.
[03:01:33]  All right.
[03:01:34]  Except that stupid little kid, you know, that I don't know.
[03:01:38]  You think it's so funny that this fucking delinquent little brat is sitting over here cursing and saying all this garbage for Christ's sake when I want to talk to that son of a bitch's parents for Christ's sake, man.
[03:01:49]  That son of a bitch's parents should be investigated by child protective services.
[03:01:54]  All right, everybody, what the fuck?
[03:01:57]  What the fuck do you want to what do you want to listen to?
[03:01:58]  What do you want to listen to?
[03:02:01]  Jesus Christ.
[03:02:02]  What do you want to listen to?
[03:02:03]  You know, fucking a bunch of soy boys.
[03:02:06]  Um, ghost?
[03:02:07]  Uh, you're you're a fucking idiot.
[03:02:10]  I mean, hey, uh, what are you talking about?
[03:02:14]  I don't, I don't know.
[03:02:15]  I, I, hey, and then they hang up, and then they hang up.
[03:02:20]  So give me a goddamn break.
[03:02:22]  All right.
[03:02:24]  You know what?
[03:02:25]  You don't, you, you, you don't get shit.
[03:02:26]  You know that?
[03:02:27]  You get, you get what I give you.
[03:02:28]  How about that?
[03:02:30]  You get what I give you for Christ's sake.
[03:02:31]  I said, you know, I just, I just gave you, you know, what Jesus was all about for Christ's sake.
[03:02:36]  All right.
[03:02:37]  I just gave you what Jesus was really about.
[03:02:39]  You sons of a bitches are just sitting there, you know, playing with your pecker shaft for Christ's sake.
[03:02:45]  All right, now look, there was a couple of 12 buckers up in here, and you know, I'm just going to go ahead and play these 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[03:02:54]  I think I got about three of them.
[03:02:55]  So I'm going to play them because, you know, these sons of bitches, you know, they make me obligated to watch their fucking YouTube video.
[03:03:05]  What is this?
[03:03:06]  This is who's in here.
[03:03:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:03:11]  I can already tell this is some like furry or some bullshit, man.
[03:03:16]  All right.
[03:03:16]  This is by Diablo.
[03:03:19]  Diablo wanted this.
[03:03:21]  I don't know why he wanted this play.
[03:03:22]  Go ahead.
[03:03:23]  Look, here it is.
[03:03:24]  Here it is.
[03:03:28]  I mean, come on, Digo.
[03:03:29]  What is this?
[03:03:33]  in the game, I mean, you know, this is what's listening.
[03:03:43]  I mean, you people that are like, yeah, I'm with the chat room.
[03:03:46]  This is what you're with right here.
[03:03:48]  This is what you're down with if you think that you're down with the chat room.
[03:03:51]  This shit, look at this.
[03:03:53]  This is what you're with.
[03:03:55]  All right, this is the group of people in the chat room that think they're such badasses.
[03:03:58]  This is them right here.
[03:04:01]  All right?
[03:04:02]  All right.
[03:04:03]  Take this shit off.
[03:04:04]  All right.
[03:04:04]  All right.
[03:04:05]  We get it.
[03:04:05]  Yeah.
[03:04:05]  You're a piece of garbage.
[03:04:07]  All right.
[03:04:08]  Typical anime trash.
[03:04:10]  I mean, this is what you get, man.
[03:04:13]  This is what you get.
[03:04:15]  All right.
[03:04:15]  These are the people in the chat room that you people are following for Christ's sake.
[03:04:18]  This is it right here, right?
[03:04:21]  This is goddamn it.
[03:04:23]  You are an idiot.
[03:04:24]  You people are idiots.
[03:04:27]  All right.
[03:04:27]  What else we have here?
[03:04:28]  We got pingas.
[03:04:29]  Pingas requested this one.
[03:04:31]  What is this, pingas?
[03:04:33]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:04:34]  Wait, hold on, dude.
[03:04:36]  No.
[03:04:39]  What the fuck is this?
[03:04:41]  I don't, where do y'all find this crap?
[03:04:43]  What is this, Pingas?
[03:04:45]  And what did you say?
[03:04:47]  This should be the fucking inner circle song or something.
[03:04:52]  What the fuck is this?
[03:04:54]  All right, go ahead and play it, Pingas.
[03:04:56]  What is this?
[03:05:00]  Oh, geez.
[03:05:01]  Oh, yeah.
[03:05:02]  Real funny.
[03:05:05]  Real funny, man.
[03:05:08]  Real goddamn funny.
[03:05:12]  I like orange juice.
[03:05:14]  Thank you.
[03:05:15]  Gulap juice?
[03:05:16]  No, no.
[03:05:19]  Here you go.
[03:05:20]  I really want to see your reaction.
[03:05:23]  No, Orange.
[03:05:26]  Yes.
[03:05:26]  Orange juice.
[03:05:28]  What the fuck?
[03:05:29]  What is this garbage?
[03:05:31]  And why does this have 13 million hits?
[03:05:40]  my new juice no no no no no you know that's enough for christ's sake I mean, why is shit like this viral?
[03:05:49]  I have no idea.
[03:05:50]  And by the way, Z-Mark Anthony, I'll check it out, man.
[03:05:53]  I'll check out that one.
[03:05:54]  I know you're a cool guy, you know.
[03:05:56]  I mean, you did, you know, donate earlier.
[03:05:58]  And by the way, cheers to Captain Dessey.
[03:06:02]  Captain Dessey made it rain on you, hoes.
[03:06:04]  And, you know, I mean, the hater aid that you had was just, you know, it was great.
[03:06:09]  It was epic.
[03:06:10]  All right.
[03:06:11]  What is it?
[03:06:12]  Who requested this?
[03:06:13]  Pro Jared's Agent.
[03:06:15]  Pro Jared's Agent requested this.
[03:06:19]  He said, Pro Jared has issued the following statement in regard to his divorce.
[03:06:23]  He apologizes for his divorce.
[03:06:26]  And he will sing a song for everyone to hear.
[03:06:29]  I don't know what the fuck this means.
[03:06:30]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:06:32]  Oh, Christ.
[03:06:37]  Are you kidding me?
[03:06:38]  Naked cowboys in the showers at Ramsay.
[03:06:40]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[03:06:42]  Why are you driving cocks?
[03:06:45]  Stupid fucking song.
[03:06:49]  I'm sick and tired of this game.
[03:06:51]  Cowboy.
[03:06:52]  I just showed you some gay documentary about HIV, man.
[03:06:56]  Ram Ranch really rocks.
[03:06:59]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:01]  Who the hell requested?
[03:07:02]  Pro Jared's Agent.
[03:07:04]  Pro Jared's Agent rocks.
[03:07:07]  Cowboys.
[03:07:08]  They're cocks throbbing hurt.
[03:07:10]  18 more wild cowboys out in the yard.
[03:07:13]  Big bulging cocks ever so hard.
[03:07:18]  This is fucking historic showers at Ram Ranch.
[03:07:22]  Big heart throbbing cocks.
[03:07:23]  Ram and cowboy butt.
[03:07:25]  Like a breed of ram wanting to run.
[03:07:30]  Why?
[03:07:33]  All right.
[03:07:34]  Turn it off.
[03:07:35]  I'm not hearing the rest of that crap.
[03:07:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:07:41]  Ram Ranch, what is it with you and that fucking, what is it with you all and that shit?
[03:07:47]  What is it with you all in that shit, dude?
[03:07:50]  I don't understand the meme.
[03:07:52]  Is it because he's like so raw about it?
[03:07:54]  Like he's just some raw idiot?
[03:07:57]  Or do you like the riff in the background?
[03:07:59]  I don't get it.
[03:08:00]  What is it?
[03:08:01]  People are saying it's a good song.
[03:08:05]  I mean, I don't understand what it is.
[03:08:07]  It's a 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
[03:08:14]  Big heart throbbing cocks.
[03:08:16]  I mean, who cares?
[03:08:19]  Who cares?
[03:08:20]  Who the hell donated that again?
[03:08:22]  Hold on, let me go back.
[03:08:23]  Pro Jared's agent.
[03:08:26]  Okay.
[03:08:27]  That's fresh.
[03:08:28]  And law, man, this may be an anime clip here.
[03:08:31]  Anonymous anime requested this one.
[03:08:34]  And I sure as hell hope it isn't a fucking anime, man.
[03:08:38]  This has been a great Baller Friday.
[03:08:40]  I don't want to listen to this.
[03:08:42]  Ah, no, no, no.
[03:08:46]  Are you fucking shit?
[03:08:47]  Wait a minute.
[03:08:47]  Hold on.
[03:08:48]  What the fuck is this?
[03:08:49]  And why do these things almost have like a million million hits?
[03:08:53]  I mean, what is this?
[03:08:56]  put it on the goddamn PC shot with the stupid, dumb, anime I wanna, I wanna hold on, hold on, okay, I wanna I want y'all to take a look.
[03:09:16]  This is a little girl that's obviously in elementary school.
[03:09:20]  Okay.
[03:09:21]  And this is what I'm talking about.
[03:09:24]  Some freak shows are out here waxing their carrot to this caricature.
[03:09:30]  All right.
[03:09:31]  I'm not even, I'm not even kidding.
[03:09:32]  This is what anime is.
[03:09:35]  For you folks that are like, you know, oh, I don't know what's wrong with cartoons.
[03:09:40]  This is what I'm talking about.
[03:09:42]  You have people that are out here that are, you know, fucking sick internet people that think that it's okay to sexualize children in this animated capacity.
[03:09:55]  All right, look, look, look.
[03:09:57]  Why do you think this is for 10 hours?
[03:10:00]  Why do you think that this little girl is a point of emphasis?
[03:10:04]  All right.
[03:10:05]  This is all disgusting sexual garbage.
[03:10:08]  And it's sad.
[03:10:09]  And I can't believe you people can go to sleep at night.
[03:10:12]  I can't believe you people think that you deserve to live because you think that it's fucking okay to sexualize some obviously nine-year-old girl, I'm guesstimating in this damn cartoon.
[03:10:25]  But it's okay, ghost.
[03:10:27]  It's not real.
[03:10:28]  It's just cartoons.
[03:10:31]  Fucking fruits.
[03:10:32]  All right, that's enough.
[03:10:33]  All right.
[03:10:34]  All right, that's enough.
[03:10:35]  Take it off for Christ's sake.
[03:10:37]  I'm not sitting here continuing to do this garbage.
[03:10:41]  And like I said, I think anime is a psyop by the Japanese.
[03:10:47]  It's a complete psyop by the Japanese to get back at the United States.
[03:10:52]  I honestly fucking believe.
[03:10:53]  I'm not, I have no qualms.
[03:10:57]  I absolutely believe that.
[03:10:59]  I absolutely believe it.
[03:11:02]  I absolutely believe it for Christ's sake, man.
[03:11:04]  Because, I mean, you've got people out here that believe that something like that is sexual, man.
[03:11:11]  It's fucking disgusting.
[03:11:14]  That's why I'm saying these people that are like, you know, autists or ass burgers or they like these weird ass anime cartoons, they, you know, they possibly don't deserve to be on the internet.
[03:11:27]  I'm sorry.
[03:11:27]  They don't, I just think that, you know, maybe there needs to be laws against that.
[03:11:31]  I mean, you idiots out there, you're calling for government to come in and regulate Facebook and regulate Twitter.
[03:11:38]  I mean, if we're going to go down this regulation path, why don't we just stop and make the goddamn internet safe again and prohibit sick freaks like this from coming on the internet, man, and being around your children?
[03:11:55]  I'm not even joking.
[03:11:56]  These people, that's what they're doing.
[03:11:57]  Why do you think Chris Hansen to catch a predator was able to get so many freak shows, man?
[03:12:03]  That's what they're doing.
[03:12:05]  This is what they're doing.
[03:12:07]  So I don't know.
[03:12:08]  I'm just saying, baby.
[03:12:10]  I'm just saying.
[03:12:11]  Here's my drink.
[03:12:17]  No, no, no.
[03:12:18]  See, people are saying I'm for censorship.
[03:12:20]  No, I'm not for censorship.
[03:12:21]  You're like a criminal.
[03:12:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:12:24]  Like, you know, a criminal, when you get sent to jail, you don't have the right to vote.
[03:12:28]  Okay.
[03:12:29]  In my opinion, when you have a mental disorder, like, I don't know, you're on a psychotropic drug.
[03:12:35]  You're not in control of your own mind.
[03:12:38]  You claim to be autistic or ass burgers, which I think is a bunch of shit personally.
[03:12:43]  But I think that, you know, you are not like the equivalent of a criminal, but you are someone that is obtuse, you know, for a lack of a better term.
[03:12:56]  You are obtuse from regular everyday society.
[03:13:00]  And I'm not saying it's bad.
[03:13:01]  I just think that, you know, you all can't handle being on the internet.
[03:13:05]  I mean, you're sexualizing cartoons, dude.
[03:13:08]  You're sexualizing cartoons.
[03:13:10]  You're trying to sexualize children.
[03:13:12]  I mean, you're talking about this Jared.
[03:13:14]  What's his name?
[03:13:15]  What the hell is this guy's name?
[03:13:16]  Pro Jared?
[03:13:17]  What the fuck's his name?
[03:13:19]  I mean, this is you guys right here.
[03:13:21]  Okay.
[03:13:22]  What the fuck's this guy's name?
[03:13:23]  Pro Jared?
[03:13:25]  Whatever his name is, okay?
[03:13:27]  This is you guys.
[03:13:29]  Okay, that's you.
[03:13:31]  All right.
[03:13:31]  If you had the opportunity to be some big streamer, I honestly believe that you neckbeards would do the same thing pro Jared's doing.
[03:13:42]  All right?
[03:13:44]  And I'm just saying, I mean, I don't think you should be, you know, I don't know.
[03:13:49]  I just think, you know, whenever somebody does something like takes pictures underneath women's dresses or they, you know, send lewd, you know, photographs or something, you know, they're no longer allowed on the internet.

=== Autism Cyberbullying Claims (14:57) ===

[03:14:08]  When they do something sexual in relations to some kind of internet relation, I mean, they're no longer on the internet.
[03:14:19]  They're no longer on the internet.
[03:14:20]  So that's how I feel is the same thing for, you know, you people that sexualize little girls in cartoons.
[03:14:27]  You people that, you know, claim to be, oh, I need psychotropic drugs.
[03:14:31]  I'm out of my mind.
[03:14:33]  And, oh, I'm autistic and I'm mass burgers and I need help.
[03:14:37]  Well, I don't think you deserve to be on the internet, dude.
[03:14:40]  I mean, you know, look at what y'all've done.
[03:14:43]  I mean, look at what y'all done for Christ's sake, man.
[03:14:46]  Look at what y'all have done to the internet.
[03:14:47]  You've made it a horrible place.
[03:14:50]  I mean, it's completely disgusting.
[03:14:53]  Everything is sexualized because you're a bunch of fucking sick perverts.
[03:14:57]  All right.
[03:14:58]  And, you know, you all think that you're a bunch of fucking cyberbullies.
[03:15:01]  I mean, y'all have been cyberbullying me ever since I started this show on YouTube.
[03:15:06]  And because I refuse to be cyberbullied and I'm still standing, you fucking idiots don't know what to do.
[03:15:12]  You're beside yourself.
[03:15:14]  You're beside yourself.
[03:15:16]  I mean, if you could, you could do all.
[03:15:18]  You would do all the worst of the worst things that trolls could do to me, which you pretty much have.
[03:15:24]  And you know what?
[03:15:25]  I'm still standing and you fucking idiots don't know what the fuck to do.
[03:15:30]  I mean, look at you people for Christ's sake.
[03:15:32]  I mean, take a look at the comment section of the past couple of shows and you'll see what I'm talking about.
[03:15:38]  You'll see exactly what I'm talking about for Christ's sake.
[03:15:41]  All right.
[03:15:43]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:15:44]  All right.
[03:15:47]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:15:48]  Here's my drink.
[03:15:54]  And I think Asperger's and autism is a bunch of bullshit.
[03:15:57]  All right.
[03:15:58]  I think it's fake.
[03:16:00]  I think it's just nothing more than a means of fucking dishrag whore single mothers to get money from SSI because their kid happens to be a little bit of a, I don't know, whatever the fucking pseudo-science of psychology diagnoses them as.
[03:16:17]  I mean, I remember growing up back in the day, you were either slow or just a regular person or you were gifted.
[03:16:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:16:27]  I mean, we always knew back in the day before psychology started fucking diagnosing and pigeonholing these people into groups.
[03:16:35]  We always knew that, hey, you know, there's some slow people.
[03:16:40]  You know, there's some slow people.
[03:16:41]  There's some people that are a little off.
[03:16:44]  You know, and, you know, you kind of like kept them at arm's length.
[03:16:48]  You kind of like, hey, how you doing?
[03:16:49]  You know, whatever.
[03:16:50]  And that's just, that's just how it is.
[03:16:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:16:54]  And, you know, now they have segmented all these goddamn slow people or awkward people into some kind of category that all these people that are diagnosed in this category are proud of.
[03:17:10]  I'm ASPI pride.
[03:17:12]  I'm autistic and proud.
[03:17:14]  Are you fucking, what the fuck?
[03:17:15]  Are you kidding me?
[03:17:17]  Are you kidding me?
[03:17:21]  I think it's a bunch of bullshit.
[03:17:23]  I think it's pseudoscience.
[03:17:24]  And you want to know what I think?
[03:17:26]  It's my personal opinion, okay?
[03:17:28]  I think that autism and Asperger's are nothing more than bad parenting.
[03:17:33]  That's all it is.
[03:17:34]  It's fucking bad parenting.
[03:17:36]  It's a bunch of parents that load up their kids with fucking sugar and all this shit to shut them up.
[03:17:42]  Then it gets them all wired up.
[03:17:44]  All right.
[03:17:44]  They start going nuts.
[03:17:45]  I mean, you have to understand children are balls of energy.
[03:17:48]  Okay.
[03:17:49]  And then they're like, oh my God, I can't take Billy.
[03:17:52]  He's just fucking all over the place.
[03:17:54]  Let me just go ahead and dump him off on a pseudoscientist and let me see what I can do.
[03:17:59]  All right.
[03:18:00]  Parent takes him to a pseudoscience.
[03:18:03]  You know, I think your child has attention deficit disorder, but he's only three or four years old.
[03:18:10]  It doesn't matter.
[03:18:11]  He has attention deficit disorder because of my pseudoscience ass.
[03:18:16]  So here, give this kid a pill and start giving it him.
[03:18:20]  Give it to him now and continue to give it to him into his formative years.
[03:18:24]  Okay, because let me tell you, that's when your brain grows dramatically from ages one to 13.
[03:18:30]  That's that's your, you'll never know and learn more than those first 13 years.
[03:18:36]  And what do these parents do?
[03:18:38]  Because they don't want to be parents.
[03:18:40]  Many of your parents had you because they wanted you as a fucking fashion accessory.
[03:18:45]  That's really all it is.
[03:18:47]  Okay, they want to, hey, look, I've got Billy over here.
[03:18:51]  And then it's even more of a fashion accessory when you got these pseudoscientists claiming that, well, your son's got ADHD.
[03:18:59]  Your daughter or son's got Asperger's.
[03:19:02]  Your daughter or son has autism.
[03:19:04]  And then it's even better, right?
[03:19:06]  Because not only are they getting special attention because, you know, from the schools and the education system and they're getting special attention from the psychologist.
[03:19:16]  Now they can just go and bring their kids wherever the, whatever fucking social circle, whatever social circle it is.
[03:19:24]  And how do they introduce Billy?
[03:19:26]  Hey, this is Billy and he has autism.
[03:19:30]  He has autism and it's okay.
[03:19:33]  I mean, come on.
[03:19:34]  Give me a fucking break.
[03:19:37]  I mean, I just think it's fake.
[03:19:39]  I'm sorry.
[03:19:39]  I don't believe it.
[03:19:40]  I don't believe in this autism or Asperger's.
[03:19:43]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[03:19:45]  How quaint they put all this garbage into a spectrum, right?
[03:19:50]  So now it's a spectrum.
[03:19:52]  Now you can, you know, it's like this huge fucking like, you know, color wheel.
[03:19:57]  All right.
[03:19:58]  This huge color wheel of different variants of autism to Asperger's.
[03:20:03]  I mean, come on, dude.
[03:20:05]  Come on.
[03:20:06]  I mean, let's be honest.
[03:20:07]  Come on, man.
[03:20:09]  I mean, I'm not kidding.
[03:20:12]  I do not believe, and this is my opinion.
[03:20:15]  I do not believe in autism or Asperger's.
[03:20:17]  I don't believe it.
[03:20:19]  Now, if you're one of these people that's diagnosed with autism and you can't talk and, you know, you're kind of, you can't control your nervous system, I don't think that's autism.
[03:20:28]  I just think that's mentally, that's a mental disability.
[03:20:32]  That's a mental disability.
[03:20:34]  Like, you know, autists, they can't talk, you know, they can't talk.
[03:20:38]  They can't control their physical capability.
[03:20:41]  That's obviously somebody who's mentally disabled.
[03:20:45]  Okay, it's obvious, all right?
[03:20:47]  But these people that talk like, hi, how you doing?
[03:20:50]  I talk like this.
[03:20:51]  And I'm just this like extreme big man child and I can talk like this and I can pretend to be a man child the rest of my life.
[03:20:58]  I mean, you know, I don't believe that shit.
[03:21:00]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:02]  I think it's a fucking, I think it's fake.
[03:21:03]  I think it's a farce.
[03:21:04]  I think it's a fucking bunch of crap.
[03:21:07]  And in my personal opinion, I think that at least 90, 85 to 90% of these cases that are diagnosed with autism or Asperger's are a bunch of bullshit.
[03:21:20]  And look, the parents are going to go along with it.
[03:21:23]  And I think that you people that are autistic and Asperger's, you need to look at your parents.
[03:21:27]  Your parents decided to drug you up, all right, and put you in front of a TV, a computing device, a cell phone, or a video game, all right, instead of actually being fucking parents, instead of actually being fucking parents, for Christ's sake, all right.
[03:21:46]  I'm not even kidding around, I'm sick and tired of it, all right.
[03:21:50]  Instead of being parents, you're like, you know what?
[03:21:53]  I want to give my kids some kind of sedated psychotropic.
[03:21:58]  And when I give them this sedated psychotropic, I won't have to be a parent.
[03:22:02]  I can go and do my Faya Fang because, you know, that's what I want to do.
[03:22:06]  I don't want to take care of my kid.
[03:22:08]  I had my kids so I can brag about him.
[03:22:10]  I want to, like a like a little fashion accessory.
[03:22:14]  You know, I had him because of the baby shower.
[03:22:17]  Oh, look at my baby shower.
[03:22:19]  Oh, it's his birthday.
[03:22:21]  Yay.
[03:22:22]  I mean, it's what it is, dude.
[03:22:25]  All right.
[03:22:25]  And look, and I know you autists and you Aspergers are like, no, you're talking about my group, you liar.
[03:22:33]  I mean, I'm not lying, dude.
[03:22:35]  I mean, you all can continue to believe that you're some simplistic, weak-minded bunch of bullshit, but you all are on a computer.
[03:22:43]  You all know the computer.
[03:22:46]  You all know how to play video games.
[03:22:48]  I mean, I think that's, you know, I mean, that takes some mental ability.
[03:22:53]  I'm just saying, all right.
[03:22:55]  And somebody's asking, is antisocial a mental disorder?
[03:22:57]  No, you're just an introverted son of a bitch.
[03:23:00]  You're just introverted.
[03:23:01]  And you got to figure it out on your own.
[03:23:03]  You got to be thrown into social situations and you got to figure it out.
[03:23:07]  I mean, it's how it is, but no.
[03:23:09]  Let's go ahead.
[03:23:10]  Let's pamper these little fucking brats and let's put them in front of a video game.
[03:23:14]  Let's lock them up in a goddamn room and they're going to be just fine.
[03:23:18]  They're going to be great.
[03:23:20]  Huh?
[03:23:21]  I'm just, I'm just saying, man, I don't believe in this bullshit, autism or Asperger's.
[03:23:27]  I don't believe in it.
[03:23:28]  I think it's a bunch of shit.
[03:23:29]  I think it's bullcrap.
[03:23:31]  All right.
[03:23:32]  And putting these people online has only corrupted them even more.
[03:23:37]  You're talking about antisocial, anti-social.
[03:23:41]  Where do you think they get their social capabilities?
[03:23:43]  They get it from fucking chat rooms like this.
[03:23:46]  Autists.
[03:23:47]  And y'all have been looking at these chat rooms, whether you're listening to this live or in the archive.
[03:23:51]  Look at these pieces of garbage.
[03:23:53]  I mean, look at these people.
[03:23:54]  I mean, this is fucking weird, off-the-wall mental, like out there kind of bullshit.
[03:24:03]  I mean, you can see this, the kinds of garbage that they're saying.
[03:24:07]  You know, we want you dead ghost and, you know, fucking, you know, rape your wife and, you know, you gas the boomer.
[03:24:15]  I mean, this is, this is what Asperger's and autism does here, man.
[03:24:21]  And don't get me wrong, you're going to have some of these people that hate their lives, you know, like many of the people that are no longer part of the inner circle.
[03:24:27]  You know, they made bad decisions in their lives and they want to blame somebody else and revert back to bullying people online.
[03:24:35]  And that's what they do.
[03:24:36]  But, but, but for the most part, it's a bunch of, it's a bunch of autists.
[03:24:39]  It's a bunch of Asperger people.
[03:24:42]  You know, it is what it is.
[03:24:43]  All right.
[03:24:45]  It is what it is, dude.
[03:24:48]  Anyway, let me get a drink.
[03:24:55]  It's been a good show.
[03:24:57]  It's been a really good show, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:25:00]  And I'm loving this.
[03:25:02]  I'm loving this.
[03:25:03]  And keep giving me your energy, baby.
[03:25:05]  Keep giving me your dislike and all that.
[03:25:08]  Keep giving it to me, baby.
[03:25:09]  I like it.
[03:25:11]  I like it a lot, baby.
[03:25:13]  All right.
[03:25:14]  You might smoke.
[03:25:20]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[03:25:21]  Yeah.
[03:25:29]  And I like how you idiots think that you're so psychological.
[03:25:32]  That's one thing about you, stupid fucking Asperger and autist idiots.
[03:25:35]  You think that you're so psychological because you've been around so many shrinks and shit.
[03:25:40]  Like, look at this idiot Jeeper bullying people online, rich coming from someone who calls himself the king of all trolls.
[03:25:47]  I am the king of all trolls, dude.
[03:25:48]  Look at you people.
[03:25:50]  I mean, look at what you people are doing.
[03:25:51]  This is fucking funny.
[03:25:52]  This is great, dude.
[03:25:55]  I mean, seriously.
[03:25:58]  I mean, this is fucking excellent, man.
[03:26:00]  I mean, you guys think that you're winning.
[03:26:03]  You think that you're winning, yet you're still listening.
[03:26:06]  It's just fun.
[03:26:07]  You know, it's just, it's hilarious.
[03:26:10]  You think that you're winning.
[03:26:11]  You know, I'm going to dislike this, and yeah, I mean, seriously, you think that you're winning, but, you know, I mean, come on, you're just.
[03:26:23]  You're just an idiot.
[03:26:24]  You're just there.
[03:26:26]  You're still listening to the broadcast, baby.
[03:26:29]  All right.
[03:26:30]  I mean, if you didn't like it, then get out.
[03:26:32]  How do you like that?
[03:26:33]  Get out.
[03:26:35]  I don't want to get out.
[03:26:37]  I don't want to get out.
[03:26:37]  I'm an obsessive autist and Asperger's, and I'm controlling you, ghost.
[03:26:45]  All right, dude.
[03:26:46]  If that helps you sleep at night, all right, if that helps you sleep at night, go ahead.
[03:26:53]  Think that, man.
[03:26:53]  All right.
[03:26:54]  Think that for Christ's sake.
[03:26:56]  All right.
[03:26:57]  I'm the king of all trolls, baby.
[03:26:59]  You're my smoke.
[03:27:04]  I'm the king of all trolls.
[03:27:05]  Always remember that.
[03:27:06]  All right.
[03:27:08]  That's the sketch of my new book.
[03:27:10]  All right.
[03:27:10]  That's the sketch of my new book.
[03:27:16]  And let me tell you something right now.
[03:27:17]  Yeah, look, people like the show.
[03:27:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:27:21]  I mean, I don't understand how you people are winning.
[03:27:23]  This is what my show used to be about, baby.
[03:27:26]  All right.
[03:27:26]  This is what my show used to be about.
[03:27:28]  It used to be about serious business.
[03:27:29]  We've talked about a lot of shit here today.
[03:27:32]  All right.
[03:27:33]  Instead of having you idiots, you know, having me view your stupid anime and all this other horse shit.
[03:27:39]  Anyway, I owe Mark Anthony one here.
[03:27:41]  Hold on.
[03:27:41]  Let me see.
[03:27:41]  What did Mark Anthony?
[03:27:42]  Did I play Mark Anthony's?
[03:27:43]  I don't think I played Mark Anthony's for Christ's sake.
[03:27:47]  All right.
[03:27:47]  Hold on.
[03:27:47]  Let me go ahead and play Mark Anthony's here.
[03:27:52]  What does Mark Anthony got here?
[03:27:56]  What is?
[03:27:57]  Are you shitting me, Mark?
[03:27:59]  Mark Anthony, why would you do this shit?
[03:28:02]  I don't think this is the real Mark Anthony, man.
[03:28:04]  Hey, man, he donated 25.
[03:28:07]  This is not him, man.
[03:28:08]  Fuck that.
[03:28:08]  This is some troll and trying to use Mark Anthony so that it doesn't.
[03:28:13]  I don't know.
[03:28:14]  I fucking look bad in front of you other trolls.
[03:28:17]  I don't fucking know.
[03:28:19]  I don't know.
[03:28:19]  Either way, here it is.
[03:28:22]  Mark Anthony.
[03:28:23]  What is this crap?
[03:28:29]  This looks like an evil Mexican.
[03:28:34]  I never expected our country.
[03:28:40]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:28:42]  Shut up.
[03:28:43]  You bring those.
[03:28:44]  Welcome to America.
[03:28:46]  What was your purpose of your visit?
[03:28:47]  Do you have a visa? S... S... S... S... S... V... V... V... V... V...
[03:29:00]  Let's do other jobs!
[03:29:03]  It's a waste of time.

=== Boogergate Anime Clip (15:21) ===

[03:29:05]  Yeah. I'll just hit it.
[03:29:08]  Alright. Alright. Alright.
[03:29:12]  Look, take this shit off.
[03:29:14]  All right.
[03:29:14]  Look, I don't give a shit if these people are pro-Trump or not.
[03:29:19]  All right.
[03:29:20]  I don't give a shit if these people that watch this stupid anime and put Make America Great Again hats on anime.
[03:29:27]  I don't care if they're pro-Trump or not.
[03:29:29]  They're pieces of trash.
[03:29:32]  All right?
[03:29:32]  They're pieces of garbage.
[03:29:34]  And look, everybody knew the caricature name of this dumb fucking anime.
[03:29:39]  Look, look at Han Hanzo.
[03:29:41]  That was cute.
[03:29:43]  I mean, this is.
[03:29:45]  I'm telling you, man, this is it.
[03:29:47]  This is what's on the internets right now, all right?
[03:29:50]  This is what's on the internet, for Christ's sake.
[03:29:54]  I'm sick and tired of these anime people, man.
[03:29:56]  I spit on you people.
[03:29:57]  That's why I'm telling you.
[03:29:58]  You think I want to come out in the public when I've got nothing but a bunch of anime freaks that are listening to me for Christ's sake?
[03:30:06]  I would never be friends with you pricks, dude.
[03:30:08]  All right, I'm a cool guy in real life, for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:30:12]  I'm a cool fucking guy out here, right?
[03:30:15]  I mean, I can go into any fucking bar, anytime, any place, and everybody fucking knows who this man is, all right?
[03:30:22]  All right, I'm not joking around.
[03:30:23]  I'm not going to sit here.
[03:30:25]  I'm not going to sit here and like, you know, oh, you know, I like anime because, you know, all of you like Anime and all of that fucking fuck you, all right?
[03:30:34]  I'm telling you right now, give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[03:30:38]  I need some more beer.
[03:30:43]  I'm not even joking around, baby, all right?
[03:30:46]  I'm telling you, I'd never be friends with you fucking pricks, dude.
[03:30:50]  All right?
[03:30:55]  I'd be friends with the inner circle.
[03:30:57]  The inner circle, I'm going to meet all them here soon enough.
[03:31:02]  Get an, you know, meet up with the inner circle on the down low, man.
[03:31:06]  I might host something in a Vegas, you know, Vegas fucking club or something.
[03:31:11]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[03:31:13]  Definitely going to hook up with the inner circle, man.
[03:31:15]  Inner circle have been cool, and you know what it is.
[03:31:18]  So I don't know.
[03:31:19]  I think I'm going to do that.
[03:31:21]  All right.
[03:31:23]  And I'm telling you, I'm not even joking.
[03:31:25]  It's going to be a badass party for the inner circle, too, man.
[03:31:28]  Because you see, nobody knows how to party anymore.
[03:31:31]  You know?
[03:31:32]  Everybody thinks that, hey, look, I got music.
[03:31:35]  I got fucking chips and dips.
[03:31:37]  And nobody knows how to fucking party, man.
[03:31:41]  Nobody knows how to fucking party.
[03:31:42]  I know how to party, dude.
[03:31:44]  Anyway, let me go ahead and chug some of this beer here.
[03:31:48]  What is this?
[03:31:49]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:31:51]  O Vey, I spend my money on a fat Texan Obama sand.
[03:31:55]  Please touch my apples.
[03:31:58]  Son of a bitch.
[03:31:58]  Who the hell is Z Mark Shekel?
[03:32:02]  Are you making fun of Mark Anthony?
[03:32:03]  You see, look at these trolls.
[03:32:04]  You see?
[03:32:05]  You see, now you're going to go after the people that have been cool with me.
[03:32:08]  Is that what y'all are going to do now, you fucking sons of bitches, man?
[03:32:13]  It's been a great show, man.
[03:32:14]  I want to give props to everybody who's been nice on this broad.
[03:32:17]  I mean, let me go down the list.
[03:32:20]  Let me go down the list.
[03:32:20]  This has been a great night for Christ's sake.
[03:32:22]  All right.
[03:32:23]  Down forward punch.
[03:32:25]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:32:26]  All right.
[03:32:28]  That guy's a son of a bitch.
[03:32:31]  Anonymous, thank you.
[03:32:33]  And once again, down forward punch.
[03:32:36]  I'm not going to say, these are fucking.
[03:32:38]  I don't even know why y'all.
[03:32:39]  Why y'all donate and talk to me in another fucking language?
[03:32:44]  All right.
[03:32:46]  Buy crypto or miss out.
[03:32:50]  The real kuda bang.
[03:32:51]  Hi, Ghostwinner me.
[03:32:53]  You, Archie Lang, and the boy's gonna link with EBZ and smoke big blends and big blunts.
[03:32:59]  Hey, I would.
[03:33:00]  I'm not even.
[03:33:00]  I like EBZ.
[03:33:02]  I wanted to talk about this tomorrow on the troll show.
[03:33:05]  I wanted to talk to it.
[03:33:07]  All the autists in the chat.
[03:33:10]  All right.
[03:33:10]  I'll get to that in a second.
[03:33:12]  But hey, real kuda bang.
[03:33:14]  I've been wanting to do this.
[03:33:16]  I've been wanting to do this, man, because I like EBZ.
[03:33:19]  He's my boy, all right?
[03:33:21]  Now, he hasn't been streaming.
[03:33:22]  From what I understand, he's streaming tonight.
[03:33:25]  Okay, he's streaming tonight.
[03:33:27]  And I'm glad he's streaming because he stopped streaming after Boogergate, man.
[03:33:31]  Now, I was look, this is the only clip.
[03:33:37]  I wanted to show this tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll show, but I got a couple other things to show tomorrow for the Saturday Night Troll show.
[03:33:43]  I hate to do this now, but I don't think people remember, you know, EBZ.
[03:33:49]  You know, he's kind of, he goes in, he wrote that song Nig Mode.
[03:33:54]  You know what I mean?
[03:33:55]  He wrote that song Nig Mode, old EBZ.
[03:33:58]  And I like him.
[03:33:59]  I think he's down for his.
[03:34:00]  He's a gangster, but he's a live streamer and he live streams a lot.
[03:34:05]  He live streams most of his life.
[03:34:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:34:08]  So as a result, he was caught picking his nose.
[03:34:11]  Now, I know on the last episode, somebody donated a 12-bucker, and it was like, you know, one of the clips.
[03:34:20]  That wasn't the clip.
[03:34:21]  They just found another clip in back footage.
[03:34:25]  That wasn't the clip that caused Boogergate.
[03:34:28]  Now, I'm going to show you the clip that caused Boogergate, but I want to warn you that this is a parody.
[03:34:34]  Okay.
[03:34:35]  I did not make this.
[03:34:37]  This is all alleged because EBZ has been threatening to, you know, call lawyers on people that air this fucking this clip.
[03:34:47]  He thinks he is said to everybody that this Boogergate clip is CGI.
[03:34:54]  Okay.
[03:34:55]  Now, I am not airing this clip to make fun of EBZ.
[03:34:59]  This is the only clip I can find of the Boogergate stream, the Boogergate, you know, that shit.
[03:35:08]  I mean, it's the only clip I can find.
[03:35:10]  It's the only clip I can find.
[03:35:13]  But this is the clip that caused Boogergate.
[03:35:16]  Now, look, it's a parody clip, okay?
[03:35:18]  I did not make this.
[03:35:19]  I do not condone this.
[03:35:20]  I am airing this because this is a public interest.
[03:35:23]  And I'm airing this because I would like for your people to, you know, we'd like to critique it.
[03:35:29]  We'd like to critique it and see if it.
[03:35:31]  What is what?
[03:35:33]  You trolls think you've won, but you haven't.
[03:35:35]  You haven't?
[03:35:36]  Who gets the last laugh now?
[03:35:37]  Ha Woo, I swear some of you are even more of a pain in the ass than when I soil my wheelchair.
[03:35:45]  Fuck you.
[03:35:45]  And groan about the fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
[03:35:50]  I'm tired of you idiots.
[03:35:52]  What?
[03:35:52]  This show was good because it was like an old TCR show.
[03:35:56]  You actually talked about serious topics without cucking to JuTube.
[03:36:00]  I know Joutube gives you a steady shekel stream, but if you did TCR again, we will pay up Cuckler.
[03:36:06]  We will pay up Cuckler.
[03:36:08]  Oh, yeah.
[03:36:08]  Real funny.
[03:36:08]  A real funny asshole.
[03:36:10]  All right.
[03:36:11]  Now, listen, okay?
[03:36:13]  Listen.
[03:36:13]  I want everybody to watch this.
[03:36:15]  And we're going to talk.
[03:36:17]  I don't want to talk about it now.
[03:36:18]  I wanted to talk about it on the Saturday Night Troll show.
[03:36:21]  But people keep talking about it.
[03:36:23]  And I know I've got some EBZ fans that listen to this broadcast.
[03:36:26]  I can see them in the chat room.
[03:36:29]  This is the clip that started Boogergate.
[03:36:31]  And I don't think EBZ should stop streaming, dude.
[03:36:34]  Okay.
[03:36:35]  Look, just judge for yourself.
[03:36:36]  Okay.
[03:36:36]  And listen, I didn't make this.
[03:36:39]  I did not make this.
[03:36:41]  Excuse me.
[03:36:42]  I found this on YouTube.
[03:36:43]  This is a parody clip.
[03:36:45]  Okay.
[03:36:46]  This is a parody clip.
[03:36:48]  And I just want people to realize that that's what this is.
[03:36:52]  And we are just observing this to validate EBZ's claim because EBZ has claimed that this is CGI, that this is completely fake.
[03:37:02]  That this is CGI.
[03:37:03]  Okay.
[03:37:05]  So let's go ahead.
[03:37:07]  This is the only clip I can find.
[03:37:08]  Go ahead and put it on the PC shot.
[03:37:11]  This is the only clip I can find.
[03:37:12]  Go ahead, play it.
[03:37:16]  All right.
[03:37:17]  Now, does that look CGI?
[03:37:21]  Oh, God.
[03:37:25]  Oh, my God.
[03:37:27]  Does that look CGI?
[03:37:32]  This is what started Boogergate.
[03:37:35]  Abedee his boogies.
[03:37:38]  He's nasty.
[03:37:40]  He eat his boogies.
[03:37:42]  He's a nasty.
[03:37:45]  He's a nasty African.
[03:37:48]  All right, you know.
[03:37:49]  All right, that's enough.
[03:37:50]  All right.
[03:37:51]  That's enough for Christ's sake.
[03:37:54]  Anyway, what do you think?
[03:37:57]  This is what has caused EBZ not to, he's not streaming anymore.
[03:38:02]  He's not streaming anymore because of this.
[03:38:04]  All right.
[03:38:06]  Now, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, why, why?
[03:38:12]  I don't want to talk about this now.
[03:38:13]  I wanted to talk about this tomorrow, man.
[03:38:15]  But, I mean, why is it?
[03:38:17]  Why is it that he is stopping streaming, dude?
[03:38:19]  I mean, okay, you know, you eat your boogers.
[03:38:26]  Okay, you eat your boogers, all right?
[03:38:28]  You know, just, you know, just be aware of it, dude.
[03:38:32]  Wait a minute.
[03:38:33]  Demonic mods, let's be real.
[03:38:34]  We've all done it.
[03:38:35]  What the fuck?
[03:38:35]  I don't eat my fucking boogers.
[03:38:37]  Are you joking?
[03:38:39]  I'm a flicker.
[03:38:41]  All right.
[03:38:42]  Really digging the show.
[03:38:43]  Love how a couple of people impersonated me.
[03:38:46]  Love you, chat.
[03:38:47]  Also, I can't drink orange juice anymore after that clip.
[03:38:50]  Hey, thank you, Mark Anthony.
[03:38:52]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:38:53]  And I'm glad you're digging the show out here.
[03:38:56]  Like I said, look, I didn't want to talk too intensely about Boogergate with the EBZ situation.
[03:39:02]  I just wanted to show y'all.
[03:39:03]  We're going to talk about that.
[03:39:04]  We're going to talk about a lot of stuff tomorrow.
[03:39:06]  I'm really excited about tomorrow's show because there's a lot of things to talk about on the internet.
[03:39:12]  And that's one of them, Boogergate.
[03:39:14]  I just think that he should come back.
[03:39:18]  I just think he should just come back, man.
[03:39:20]  EBZ, come back, dude.
[03:39:22]  There's no reason to kind of just be like, man, I ain't going to do it anymore.
[03:39:27]  Come on, EBZ.
[03:39:28]  Come on, man.
[03:39:30]  Just say it.
[03:39:32]  All right.
[03:39:33]  I got another 12 bucker in here from Neapolitan Afterglow.
[03:39:38]  Let me see if I can go ahead and put this one in.
[03:39:41]  Now, Neapolitan Afterglow said that this is all the autists in the chat.
[03:39:48]  All right.
[03:39:49]  This is what this clip represents.
[03:39:50]  This is all the autists in the chat.
[03:39:53]  Let me see.
[03:39:54]  Uh-oh, let me see this.
[03:39:57]  This is all the autists in the chat.
[03:39:58]  What is this?
[03:39:59]  Go ahead, put it on.
[03:39:59]  What is this?
[03:40:00]  This is all the autists in the chat right now.
[03:40:03]  Come closer.
[03:40:06]  What is the sound of one hand clapping?
[03:40:10]  I don't know.
[03:40:10]  What is the sound of what?
[03:40:12]  Oh.
[03:40:17]  Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[03:40:20]  Hey, Neapolitan Afterglow, that's what I'm saying, dude.
[03:40:24]  All right, that's what I'm saying.
[03:40:26]  I'm slapping these goddamn trolls around like I was Ike Turner beating up on Tina, baby.
[03:40:33]  All right, I mean, they're just looking at me with the side of their eye with their noses bleeding.
[03:40:39]  I mean, you give me a break.
[03:40:45]  Oh, man.
[03:40:47]  It's been a great Bowler Friday, by the way.
[03:40:49]  I'm loving this Bowler Friday.
[03:40:51]  All right.
[03:40:52]  I'm loving this Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
[03:40:56]  DJ boy Poochie.
[03:40:58]  Ghost, is it still okay?
[03:41:00]  I just whack off to anime because, in my opinion, beating your meat to cartoon girls is based in red-pilled.
[03:41:07]  How the fuck do you figure that beating your meat to some goddamn cartoon girl is based in red-pilled?
[03:41:14]  How the hell does that work?
[03:41:17]  I mean, where is it in your freak shows' minds where you're like, you know what?
[03:41:21]  I don't want to bump a real live one.
[03:41:23]  I just want to sit back and chafe my penis while I'm looking at some cartoon animated ass.
[03:41:30]  That's what I want to download, some cartoon-animated ass.
[03:41:35]  I mean, give me a freaking break.
[03:41:39]  No, it's not okay.
[03:41:41]  And anybody who does that, you're a sick asshole that should be reported to your vice squad of your local police department.
[03:41:51]  Jesus Christ, man, you people are sick.
[03:41:55]  Oh my God.
[03:41:57]  I don't know.
[03:41:57]  I just, listen, I know you people think that by forcing me to fucking show me these anime clips and talking about all this, that somehow you're going to meme magic or convince me or do some psychological bullshit that's going to make me approve of this crap.
[03:42:14]  I will not approve of any of this anime garbage.
[03:42:18]  You people are trash.
[03:42:20]  You people are sick.
[03:42:22]  And I can't believe you people.
[03:42:25]  I just can't, I can't believe you people.
[03:42:27]  This is what it comes down to.
[03:42:29]  All right.
[03:42:30]  This is why we need a war for Christ's sake.
[03:42:32]  Who is it going to be?
[03:42:32]  Iran?
[03:42:33]  Venezuela?
[03:42:34]  North Korea?
[03:42:35]  You know what?
[03:42:36]  Bring them all on, dude.
[03:42:37]  Bring them all on.
[03:42:39]  All right?
[03:42:40]  Bring them all on.
[03:42:41]  Give me my drink.
[03:42:48]  And look, people are like, Ghost is a closet weeb.
[03:42:51]  Okay, okay, yeah.
[03:42:53]  I mean, look, look, I've told the inner circle this.
[03:42:57]  You know what?
[03:42:57]  Fuck, I'm not telling you anything about my fucking personal life, dude.
[03:43:00]  All right, you people don't deserve it for Christ's sake.
[03:43:03]  All right, but if you knew how many, never mind.
[03:43:07]  You know, I'm not even going to go there.
[03:43:10]  I'm not even going to go there.
[03:43:11]  Let me just say I've bumped many a live one, okay?
[03:43:15]  And diversionized a many of lady.
[03:43:19]  Let's just put it that way.
[03:43:20]  All right.
[03:43:21]  I'm just saying, all right?
[03:43:22]  I'm just saying, while you guys are waxing your carrots and, you know, causing rashes on your schlong head because too much dry whack into some goddamn cartoon porn, I've been out here laying more pipe in this goddamn country than Rotor Rooter.
[03:43:38]  All right.
[03:43:39]  So don't sit over here and try to insinuate that I'm some kind of a fucking weeb or some idiot that's going to be, you know, playing with my Johnson to some goddamn cartoons.
[03:43:50]  All right.
[03:43:51]  Don't you even, don't you even dare.
[03:43:54]  Take a whiff of that if you think so.
[03:43:56]  Take a whiff of that.
[03:44:00]  I've deflowered a many a virgin in my day.
[03:44:03]  You know, unlike you pricks, you probably had to lose your virginity to some to some pause hole on Grinder.
[03:44:10]  All right?
[03:44:11]  So don't come at me, boy.
[03:44:14]  All right.
[03:44:14]  Don't, don't even, don't come at me.
[03:44:17]  All right?
[03:44:18]  I'm telling you right now, man, I mean, all I got to do, I don't want to say anything to you pricks.
[03:44:24]  I don't want to say anything to you pricks, dude.

=== Fat Women Commentary (07:01) ===

[03:44:27]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[03:44:28]  All right.
[03:44:29]  I've had a many, you know, I have had many a good time.
[03:44:32]  Let's put it that way.
[03:44:33]  All right.
[03:44:34]  I've had many a good time.
[03:44:35]  Let me get some, let me get some more weed for Christ's sake.
[03:44:38]  Let me get some more weed, a tetrahydrocannabanol.
[03:44:41]  All right, marijuana, grass, reefer, all right, the poo smoke, all right?
[03:44:48]  Some more of this.
[03:44:49]  This is this Jack Horner blend.
[03:44:52]  This Jack Horner blend has been, it's pretty, it's pretty damn good, dude.
[03:44:56]  It's not bad.
[03:44:57]  Nice, thick, buddy.
[03:44:59]  You know, I like really buddy type of goddamn droe.
[03:45:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:45:05]  I'm telling you.
[03:45:06]  And man, shut up in the chat room, dude.
[03:45:08]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:45:09]  I mean, look, I'm not going to brag, dude.
[03:45:12]  Just, you know, here, you hear me break off?
[03:45:17]  Look, I'm breaking it off the butt.
[03:45:18]  Listen, listen.
[03:45:20]  You see it?
[03:45:21]  Yeah, yeah, you see that?
[03:45:24]  I'm just saying, it's not hard to get women if you want to, dude.
[03:45:27]  Women are just, I'm just saying, they're not, they're not very difficult, dude.
[03:45:32]  They all just want a good time.
[03:45:34]  That's all it is.
[03:45:36]  Okay, it's not very hard.
[03:45:38]  And I know that gets you fucking incels frustrated.
[03:45:41]  It's not very hard to get women.
[03:45:43]  I think women are easier to get than money.
[03:45:45]  You know that?
[03:45:47]  I'm not kidding when I say that.
[03:45:48]  I think women are easier to get than making money.
[03:45:53]  I'm not even, I'm not kidding.
[03:45:55]  I'm not kidding.
[03:45:58]  It's you people that are making it difficult because let's be honest.
[03:46:01]  I mean, why don't some of you fucking neckbeards look at yourself in the mirror?
[03:46:06]  All right.
[03:46:08]  You're slovenly.
[03:46:09]  You're fat.
[03:46:10]  You're disgusting.
[03:46:12]  You know, you don't have any kind of a hairstyle.
[03:46:14]  You got a neckbeard.
[03:46:16]  All right.
[03:46:16]  You're gross.
[03:46:17]  You got crustaceans growing all over the place.
[03:46:20]  I mean, I'm just saying, dude.
[03:46:23]  I mean, you know, take a look at yourself.
[03:46:25]  Fix yourself up.
[03:46:26]  Comb your hair.
[03:46:28]  All right.
[03:46:28]  Brush your teeth.
[03:46:29]  All right.
[03:46:29]  Put some cologne on for Christ's sake.
[03:46:31]  All right.
[03:46:31]  Get some decent threads.
[03:46:34]  All right.
[03:46:34]  I'm serious.
[03:46:36]  All right.
[03:46:37]  I'm just saying, dude, it's not hard.
[03:46:39]  You just got to look like you mean something.
[03:46:42]  You got to look like you're in charge.
[03:46:43]  You got to look like you're a man.
[03:46:45]  Just saying, dude.
[03:46:46]  I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying, all right.
[03:46:51]  All right.
[03:46:51]  Let me, let me take another smoke here.
[03:46:53]  I know everybody's getting jealous.
[03:46:54]  They're like, yeah, prove it.
[03:46:55]  Yeah, prove it.
[03:46:56]  I mean, dude, listen, just do the math.
[03:47:01]  There's like four women to every one man in this country.
[03:47:05]  You know that?
[03:47:06]  Three to four women to every one man in this country.
[03:47:11]  And you mean to tell me that the odds are against you because why?
[03:47:17]  Because why?
[03:47:19]  It's fucking easy, dude.
[03:47:21]  I mean, it's fucking easy.
[03:47:23]  All right.
[03:47:23]  Give me my smoke.
[03:47:30]  Or I should say, excuse me, four women to every one man in this world.
[03:47:36]  I should say, this world.
[03:47:37]  I was a global thing.
[03:47:38]  It's a global thing.
[03:47:41]  It's a global thing.
[03:47:45]  And y'all are on the World Wide Web, dude.
[03:47:48]  You can't like, you know, talk to some bitch in like Cambodia or like, you know, Bangkok or, you know, I mean, like, hey, and have a correspondence with her.
[03:47:57]  And, you know, hey, you know, I'll take you to America or take you to my.
[03:48:00]  I mean, you know, come on, dude.
[03:48:02]  I mean, what's your fucking problem that you got to be an incel?
[03:48:06]  You know, what the fuck's your problem that you got to fucking wax your carrot to a fucking cartoon, dude?
[03:48:10]  That's fucking pathetic, man.
[03:48:13]  That's fucking pathetic, man.
[03:48:14]  I mean, I don't care how many people are doing it.
[03:48:16]  These people are wastes of life, okay?
[03:48:19]  I mean, why don't you take a look at who they are in real life if they're having to wax your carrot to a fucking cartoon, dude?
[03:48:26]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:48:28]  Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
[03:48:35]  Oh, my God.
[03:48:39]  I mean, what can I say, man?
[03:48:41]  I mean, you know, I'm a Casanova up in this son of a bitch.
[03:48:44]  I mean, people are like, what are you, Casanova?
[03:48:46]  I mean, you're damn right.
[03:48:47]  And you know what you are?
[03:48:49]  You want to know what you all are?
[03:48:51]  You're a regular Don Juan.
[03:48:53]  I buy that.
[03:48:54]  What is this?
[03:48:55]  Nothing wrong with it, bro.
[03:48:57]  It's very easy to get the kind of women you are into.
[03:49:00]  Sometimes I fuck fat women, too.
[03:49:03]  Well, what's wrong with fat women, dude?
[03:49:05]  Fat women, you could, well, as long as they're not like, you know, snorlaxes, you know, if they can't see their puss, they're probably got some diabetes number to us.
[03:49:17]  All right.
[03:49:18]  I mean, anyway, the point I'm trying to make is it's not very hard, all right?
[03:49:23]  I forgot what I was saying before before I got really interrupted, for Christ's sake.
[03:49:27]  I was going to say, I was going to make a point here, but I forgot.
[03:49:31]  All right.
[03:49:31]  I completely forgot.
[03:49:33]  All right.
[03:49:35]  And hey, hey, look, you're not a chubby chaser if you bang a few fatties and get, you know, whatever it is that's prohibiting you from going up to women out of your system.
[03:49:46]  All right.
[03:49:46]  It was Benjamin Franklin.
[03:49:48]  Our forefathers, Benjamin Franklin, who said he liked doing fat women because they were appreciative.
[03:49:55]  They were appreciative.
[03:49:58]  That old Benjamin Franklin would give them the old high-hard one.
[03:50:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:50:03]  Not even joking.
[03:50:04]  That's a real quote from Benjamin Franklin.
[03:50:06]  Okay.
[03:50:07]  So, I mean, even Benjamin Franklin knew, like, you know, I'm a portly little man.
[03:50:11]  I get them bald in here, but I'm smart.
[03:50:14]  Let me get a couple of fatties.
[03:50:15]  And then, you know, once I get a couple of fatties, I'll get some goddamn courage and maybe go after something that I'm a little bit more attracted to.
[03:50:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:50:27]  Oh, man.
[03:50:30]  Give me another smoke.
[03:50:34]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:50:36]  Message to the chat.
[03:50:37]  Oh, shit.
[03:50:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:50:40]  All right.
[03:50:40]  Thank you, Mark Anthony.
[03:50:41]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:50:42]  Let me go ahead.
[03:50:43]  I'll play that here in a second.
[03:50:45]  Let me go ahead and take a smoke.
[03:50:51]  Oh, shit.
[03:50:56]  Oh, man.
[03:50:59]  Got to hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
[03:51:02]  Got to let it hit the brain, baby.
[03:51:07]  Hey, you all heard me on the last Saturday Night Troll show.
[03:51:11]  Women love.
[03:51:12]  Are you kidding me?
[03:51:13]  I mean, I'm a fucking Casanova.
[03:51:14]  Did y'all hear me on the last Saturday Night Troll show?
[03:51:17]  Not the broad that started crying because I so much emotionally impacted her because I'm that kind of a guy that she just started crying.
[03:51:25]  I'm talking about all the broads, baby.

=== Johnny Ballerfic Masterpiece (15:00) ===

[03:51:28]  I mean, I'm fucking, I'm a smooth talker, baby.
[03:51:30]  I know what I'm doing.
[03:51:31]  I know how to talk to women, okay?
[03:51:34]  Unlike you, sons of bitches that are like, ah, how you doing?
[03:51:38]  I'm over here at the bar and I was thinking if I could go there and have you go over here with me and I'll buy you a couple of drinks and I might, after the bar, I'd like to take you out to maybe get you something to eat.
[03:51:57]  And no no, that's not what I'm doing baby, I know how to talk, you understand, I know how to talk, baby.
[03:52:05]  I'm, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a silky, slick motherfucker, all right.
[03:52:10]  I'm a silky, slick motherfucker, all right?
[03:52:18]  And shut, dude, shut up.
[03:52:20]  I didn't kill anybody, dude.
[03:52:21]  I cut the call off because what did you see, you sick trolls?
[03:52:25]  You wanted me to exploit her.
[03:52:27]  You wanted me to stay on the phone with her and exploit her grief.
[03:52:31]  I was not willing to do that, and now you people are calling me a killer for it.
[03:52:37]  I was not willing to extort her grief, like many of you would.
[03:52:41]  So I'm just.
[03:52:42]  I'm just saying man, and now I'm the bad guy, now I'm the fucking bad guy.
[03:52:48]  You don't take a whiff of that, all right, I need some more beer, for Christ's sake, I need.
[03:52:58]  How many beers have I had, for Christ's name?
[03:53:00]  Two, four, six, eight, eight beer.
[03:53:03]  All right.
[03:53:04]  Got a couple of shots.
[03:53:05]  All right, here, let's take some more.
[03:53:07]  Let's take some more beer.
[03:53:08]  You know what time it is, baby.
[03:53:09]  It's time for more beer.
[03:53:15]  And by the way, I know I need to stop.
[03:53:17]  I'm going to try to stop.
[03:53:18]  I don't know when, but I'm going to try to stop.
[03:53:20]  I stopped for about two months.
[03:53:23]  What was it?
[03:53:25]  Earlier this year.
[03:53:27]  Stopped for about two months.
[03:53:28]  And, you know, I had to start drinking again.
[03:53:31]  Well, no, no, it was at the end of 2018, is what I should say.
[03:53:38]  Two months at the end of 2018.
[03:53:40]  And I was like, man, I was having bad alcohol withdrawal syndrome, dude.
[03:53:50]  Look, I've drank every day since Obama became president.
[03:53:56]  Or since Obama became president.
[03:53:59]  And the reason is, is because Obama, you know, I was a capitalist back then, and you had to be an unbelievable capitalist to continue to be independent during that time.
[03:54:09]  And I saw a lot of people that I knew that were small business owners fall by the wayside because of that.
[03:54:16]  So, you know, when you work hard, you play hard.
[03:54:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:54:20]  You work hard, you play hard.
[03:54:22]  And as a result, unfortunately, you know, I've just become a little bit of a habit in the evening.
[03:54:28]  And I'm kind of a big guy.
[03:54:30]  I'm way over six feet.
[03:54:32]  You know, I'm, you know, I'm pretty, you know, I got some fucking strength on me and whatnot.
[03:54:40]  I mean, I can drink with the best of them.
[03:54:43]  And, you know, it takes a little bit for me to get drunk, dude.
[03:54:46]  It takes at least, it takes at least 12 beers and about five shots.
[03:54:52]  And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
[03:54:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:54:54]  I mean, you all heard me.
[03:54:55]  I mean, I'm drinking a lot of beer, you know, drinking a lot, drinking.
[03:54:58]  You know, I'm drinking now.
[03:55:00]  It takes like 12 beers and like, you know, four or five shots.
[03:55:09]  And unfortunately, you know, I've been going a little bit with that.
[03:55:13]  Don't get me wrong.
[03:55:15]  I stopped for two months at the end of 2018.
[03:55:18]  And unfortunately, unfortunately, I learned that I put myself at major risk.
[03:55:27]  What is this?
[03:55:28]  Trust me, ghost.
[03:55:29]  2D is so much better than 3D.
[03:55:31]  This fucking shit.
[03:55:32]  3D gets boring and old.
[03:55:34]  2D stays fresh and loyal.
[03:55:36]  You haven't lived life until you've whacked the OL Peter Popper to your waifu.
[03:55:41]  Oh, okay.
[03:55:42]  That's great.
[03:55:43]  All right.
[03:55:44]  That's great.
[03:55:45]  Okay.
[03:55:45]  All right.
[03:55:46]  Yeah.
[03:55:46]  Cheers to that.
[03:55:47]  All right.
[03:55:48]  You sick fucking disgusting anime freak.
[03:55:52]  All right.
[03:55:54]  Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if I try to stop drinking, it could kill you.
[03:56:03]  I didn't realize this is a very dangerous situation to be drinking every day, etc.
[03:56:08]  And if you stop doing it, you could possibly die.
[03:56:13]  So I have to taper myself off from it.
[03:56:16]  And to be honest with you, when I tried to stop the last time, I had some pretty bad side effects.
[03:56:22]  I had vertigo.
[03:56:25]  I think it's already fucked with my nervous system.
[03:56:29]  So I've got some, you know, it's just, it's just fucked up.
[03:56:34]  It's just, it's fucking bad, dude.
[03:56:36]  But anyway, I've been taking vitamins and I've been eating the power punch salad.
[03:56:42]  And as a result, I'm all right.
[03:56:48]  Everybody, keep drinking.
[03:56:50]  Keep drinking.
[03:56:51]  You're a crippling alcoholic.
[03:56:58]  Oh, God.
[03:57:01]  It's funny.
[03:57:01]  It's funny shit, dude.
[03:57:03]  All right.
[03:57:04]  Anyway, I'm going to try to do this.
[03:57:06]  You know, I'm trying to do this.
[03:57:07]  And hey, I ain't got diabetes.
[03:57:09]  Shut up.
[03:57:09]  I ain't got diabetes.
[03:57:12]  Johnny Ballerfic in the house.
[03:57:14]  Smoke up.
[03:57:15]  Man, you want me to smoke some more?
[03:57:17]  Smoke some more?
[03:57:18]  Shit, huh?
[03:57:20]  All right, let's see what we got here.
[03:57:21]  Hold on, I got a drink, and I got to take Mark Anthony's 12-bucker, and then I got to get to yours there, Johnny Ballerfic.
[03:57:32]  And then, you know, we'll keep doing what I did.
[03:57:35]  What a Baller Friday this has been.
[03:57:36]  This has been, I have to admit, this has been a great Baller Friday.
[03:57:40]  Virginal.
[03:57:42]  Hold on just a second.
[03:57:44]  Hold on, hold on.
[03:57:45]  What is this?
[03:57:47]  This is from you, Mark Anthony.
[03:57:49]  Are you kidding me?
[03:57:50]  It says a message to chat.
[03:57:52]  What is this?
[03:57:53]  Virginal.
[03:57:55]  Are you going to marry her?
[03:57:56]  No.
[03:57:57]  Then what do you care what she looks like?
[03:57:59]  Laughing my ass off.
[03:58:00]  You're just there to smash pussy.
[03:58:02]  Oh, gee.
[03:58:03]  All right.
[03:58:04]  You know what?
[03:58:04]  That's enough.
[03:58:06]  That's enough for Christ's sake.
[03:58:08]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[03:58:11]  More anime, dude.
[03:58:13]  I mean, come on.
[03:58:14]  Is that the real Mark Anthony?
[03:58:18]  Oh, my God.
[03:58:20]  You see, this is not funny, assholes.
[03:58:23]  I don't want to see your stupid enemy.
[03:58:27]  Do you understand?
[03:58:29]  I don't want to see your stupid enemy.
[03:58:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:58:38]  I don't want to see it.
[03:58:40]  I don't want to see it.
[03:58:42]  All right.
[03:58:43]  Jesus Christ.
[03:58:44]  You see, you're eating into my drinking time.
[03:58:48]  And I don't appreciate this damn anime.
[03:58:50]  I don't like this garbage.
[03:58:52]  I don't want to see it.
[03:58:54]  I know y'all think it's so hot and you put large pieces of furniture up your ass while you're watching it.
[03:59:00]  I don't want to see it.
[03:59:04]  Jesus Christ.
[03:59:05]  Stop obligating me with these 12 buckers, man.
[03:59:07]  And then look, I want to be honest with you.
[03:59:09]  Thank you for not as many 12 buckers.
[03:59:12]  I want to be completely honest.
[03:59:13]  Because I'm tired of these.
[03:59:16]  Right when I fucking say that.
[03:59:17]  Cheers, Ghost, and please enjoy this epic masterpiece.
[03:59:22]  Epic masterpiece, bro, dog.
[03:59:24]  I hope so, man.
[03:59:25]  I mean, you know, you used to be pretty cool.
[03:59:27]  I don't know if you are now anymore.
[03:59:29]  I don't know about anything anymore, man.
[03:59:31]  These trolls are just dumb.
[03:59:33]  They're sick.
[03:59:34]  They're twisted.
[03:59:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:59:37]  I mean, they got a relaxed brain.
[03:59:40]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:59:42]  The fat hat.
[03:59:43]  Look, what did I tell you, dudes, man?
[03:59:47]  Now y'all are fucking up with my goddamn drink.
[03:59:49]  I mean, I had a good buzz going on.
[03:59:52]  I was mellow.
[03:59:53]  I was talking about some things that I want to talk about.
[03:59:56]  And you sons of bitches are obligating me to watch your fucking YouTube videos, man.
[04:00:01]  Fucking shit, dude.
[04:00:04]  Good God.
[04:00:05]  Now y'all are obligating me like, yeah.
[04:00:11]  Fucking assholes man.
[04:00:12]  I'm telling you made this I was just about to take another smoke You know?
[04:00:18]  I was just about to take another goddamn smoke, but of course.
[04:00:21]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:00:23]  Honestly, cut new fag anime bullshit, you sorio popping queers.
[04:00:30]  Okay.
[04:00:31]  Whatever the hell that means.
[04:00:34]  I mean, no kidding.
[04:00:35]  I'm tired of this stupid, goddamn, ridiculous, this anime garbage, man.
[04:00:40]  That's enough of that shit.
[04:00:42]  Anime sucks, all right?
[04:00:44]  It's dumb.
[04:00:45]  It's stupid.
[04:00:46]  All right.
[04:00:47]  It's for a bunch of fruiters, for Christ's sake.
[04:00:51]  Hold on, what is this?
[04:00:53]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:00:55]  I wish I could sit on my ass, complain about how I hate anime, and get paid all the shekels for it.
[04:01:02]  Lucky that.
[04:01:02]  What are you talking about, man?
[04:01:04]  I mean, you know, I'm just sitting here trying to do a show for Christ's sake, man.
[04:01:09]  I did the markets.
[04:01:11]  You know, I talked about some political and social commentary over here.
[04:01:16]  All right, I'm doing a show now, baby.
[04:01:17]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[04:01:18]  Hold on, what the hell is this?
[04:01:20]  Johnny Ballerfic, are you this son of a bitch?
[04:01:23]  I remember this son of a bitch from 2011.
[04:01:26]  He was a thorn in my ass.
[04:01:28]  Is this you?
[04:01:30]  Put it on.
[04:01:30]  This idiot eats maggots.
[04:01:32]  Just, you know, viewer discretion is advised, okay?
[04:01:36]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:01:38]  So today we have here a dad moose.
[04:01:42]  And it appears he died of nothing.
[04:01:44]  It has to be Canadian.
[04:01:46]  Of course, a Canadian.
[04:01:47]  And when a creature like so dies.
[04:01:50]  Something very Canadian about this.
[04:01:53]  Continues.
[04:01:58]  Millions and thousands.
[04:02:02]  I remember watching this.
[04:02:04]  This is somebody who listens to the show.
[04:02:07]  A true delicacy.
[04:02:09]  Okay, before he chomps on these, this idiot is actually a listener to the show.
[04:02:15]  I swear to God.
[04:02:16]  All right.
[04:02:18]  I swear to God, he's about to eat the guy.
[04:02:20]  So viewer discretion is advised.
[04:02:22]  He's about to throw these damn maggots in his fucking suckhole.
[04:02:26]  Alright?
[04:02:28]  Alright!
[04:02:33]  Turn it off for Christ's sake.
[04:02:35]  Why the hell would you donate that, Johnny Ballerfic, unless that's you or that's somebody that you're cool with or something?
[04:02:43]  I'm not even joking.
[04:02:45]  I wouldn't be surprised if this maggot eater is in the chat room right now.
[04:02:50]  All right.
[04:02:52]  I wouldn't be surprised if he's in the chat room right now.
[04:02:58]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:59]  And how the hell did you know about that, Johnny Ballerfic, you sick son of a bitch?
[04:03:04]  Jesus Christ.
[04:03:05]  Who else do I got?
[04:03:06]  I got Bro Dog.
[04:03:07]  And, you know, Bro Dog used to be cool back in the old, you know, the old gab chat room.
[04:03:13]  But I don't know.
[04:03:14]  I hope he's not going to feed into the trolls.
[04:03:16]  He said, hey, cheers, ghosts, and please enjoy this epic masterpiece.
[04:03:22]  Let's see what the hell he's talking about.
[04:03:23]  Hey, what's up?
[04:03:24]  Oh, no.
[04:03:24]  What is this?
[04:03:25]  Hold on.
[04:03:28]  Oh, Christ.
[04:03:30]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:03:32]  Ghost, the family is back.
[04:03:34]  We missed you.
[04:03:37]  The family?
[04:03:37]  What are you talking about?
[04:03:40]  Are you talking about the poop ticklers?
[04:03:42]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:03:44]  All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:03:46]  What is this?
[04:03:47]  This is, you know, please enjoy this masterpiece.
[04:03:50]  What is this?
[04:03:50]  Hold on.
[04:03:51]  Play this.
[04:03:52]  Hey, what's up?
[04:03:56]  Is that Andy Milanakis?
[04:03:58]  Oh, jeez.
[04:04:02]  Oh, geez.
[04:04:03]  I forgot.
[04:04:05]  I'm really proud of him.
[04:04:06]  He's going to leave.
[04:04:07]  That's Andy Milanakis.
[04:04:08]  I'm going to miss him because he's really one of my best friends.
[04:04:11]  Would you like to be going with him?
[04:04:14]  You and I go tell you how I feel I'm not gay I'm like.
[04:04:24]  I'm not gay.
[04:04:26]  Was that nice?
[04:04:27]  Yes, I love when he loves me.
[04:04:31]  All right.
[04:04:35]  This is.
[04:04:37]  I don't even know what to say about that, man.
[04:04:40]  I mean, I have no idea what the hell to say about that, for heaven's sake.
[04:04:45]  All right.
[04:04:46]  I mean, I get it that, you know, this is obviously making fun of folks with autism, but I mean, I mean, I don't know.
[04:04:55]  I don't know what the hell to say about it.
[04:04:56]  I don't know what the hell you want me to say about it.
[04:04:58]  That was pretty bizarre, bro dog.
[04:05:01]  All right, that was pretty goddamn bizarre, to say the least, okay?
[04:05:06]  Jesus Christ.
[04:05:07]  All right, we got one more here.
[04:05:09]  The fat hat.
[04:05:11]  The fat hat requested this one for Christ's sake, and hopefully this is the last 12 bucker here.
[04:05:17]  Because I don't want you idiots obligating me to these fucking YouTube videos.
[04:05:22]  Because I don't want you idiots obligating me to fucking video.
[04:05:26]  Are you fucking joking?
[04:05:27]  I fucking hate me, Jimmy.
[04:05:29]  No, no!
[04:05:29]  I hate you, you fucking.
[04:05:32]  I fucking hate me.
[04:05:32]  God damn, no!
[04:05:34]  I hate you again, Mogilla!
[04:05:37]  I'm on Zip!
[04:05:38]  I hate you again, Rovilla!
[04:05:41]  I'm on Zip!
[04:05:42]  I hate you again, Rozilla!
[04:05:45]  I'm sick of this!
[04:05:47]  I hope you again revilla!
[04:05:49]  I'm sick of this!
[04:05:51]  Stop doing this shit!
[04:05:54]  Stop doing this!
[04:05:55]  Stop doing this shit!
[04:05:57]  Stop doing it!
[04:05:58]  Doing this shit!
[04:06:00]  Stop doing this shit!
[04:06:01]  Stop the door!
[04:06:04]  Stop!
[04:06:04]  Doing this shit!
[04:06:05]  Stop the shooting on you!
[04:06:10]  Stop the hook!
[04:06:14]  Stop the shit on you!
[04:06:18]  Turn it off!
[04:06:20]  Turn it off, man!
[04:06:22]  Turn it off!
[04:06:24]  Turn it off, man!
[04:06:26]  Turn it off!

=== Titanic Sinking Reference (15:52) ===

[04:06:29]  Oh, God, man.
[04:06:32]  I was fucking having a great fucking Baller Friday, man.
[04:06:36]  Smoothing it, man.
[04:06:37]  Drinking, smoking, mellow for Christ's sake.
[04:06:42]  And then you sons of bitches had to fuck it all up with that fucking.
[04:06:46]  I fucking hate.
[04:06:47]  I fucking hate when you do that shit, man.
[04:06:52]  It makes me sound like a moron.
[04:06:56]  It makes me sound like an idiot.
[04:07:00]  And let me tell you something.
[04:07:01]  Today was a day.
[04:07:03]  Episode 54 was the day that, you know, I won against these fucking trolls.
[04:07:10]  All right.
[04:07:11]  All right, great.
[04:07:12]  You got me on this one.
[04:07:13]  I won against you fucking trolls.
[04:07:16]  And let me tell you something.
[04:07:18]  I'm going to continue winning.
[04:07:20]  All right, you sorry, sacks of trash.
[04:07:22]  I'm going to keep winning no matter what you sons of bitches think that you have.
[04:07:27]  I was born to win.
[04:07:33]  Do you understand that?
[04:07:35]  That's what it's going to say when I die.
[04:07:37]  It's going to say that on my fucking tombstones to say born to win.
[04:07:41]  Ghost was born to win, baby.
[04:07:47]  All right, let me calm down, dude.
[04:07:49]  I didn't expect that stupid shit to happen.
[04:07:52]  All right.
[04:07:53]  Wait, has somebody donated another $12 dono to obligate me to fucking watch these stupid YouTube videos?
[04:07:59]  All right, let me get one more fucking smoke.
[04:08:09]  And hopefully this is a goddamn last one, man.
[04:08:12]  Tired of you idiots obligating me to fucking shoot.
[04:08:46]  Oh shit, man.
[04:08:47]  I'm out of tissue Jesus man.
[04:09:05]  Oh man, All right, All right, sorry about that.
[04:09:13]  All right, I'm playing this last goddamn YouTube clip that this idiot donated 12 bucks for obligating me to go fucking.
[04:09:21]  Look at.
[04:09:21]  Whatever the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
[04:09:25]  All right, what the hell is this?
[04:09:26]  Go ahead.
[04:09:27]  This was my Titanic Sink, lol.
[04:09:30]  All right, Titanic Sink, lol.
[04:09:33]  What is this shit?
[04:09:33]  What is this, for christ's sake?
[04:09:35]  All right, Titanic Sink, lol.
[04:09:37]  What is fucking?
[04:09:38]  What the fuck?
[04:09:40]  All right, what the fuck?
[04:09:41]  A fucking game?
[04:09:42]  What the fuck?
[04:09:44]  What the fuck is your fucking stupid shit?!
[04:10:16]  Do you hear me?
[04:10:21]  Do you hear me troll terrorist?
[04:10:28]  Punch my mill.
[04:10:30]  Do you hear me terrorist?
[04:10:32]  Punch my mill.
[04:10:34]  Do you hear it?
[04:11:01]  Shut it.
[04:11:02]  The hell fire, for christ sake.
[04:11:08]  You, son of a bitch you, goddamn son of a bitch man.
[04:11:16]  I was having a good baller friday.
[04:11:21]  I was drinking, I was smoking man, I was owning these fucking trolls man, go back in the video on demand.
[04:11:28]  I was owning these trolls, I was owning them man, Jesus Christ, and of course, you fucking trolls man, i'm telling you, just just stop okay, just fucking stop, fucking stop.
[04:11:47]  All right, I win this one.
[04:11:50]  This is my episode.
[04:11:52]  Okay assholes, this is fucking mine.
[04:11:54]  I'm winning now, all right, you're not taking that shit away from me.
[04:11:58]  Man, this is my baller friday.
[04:12:00]  I'm winning.
[04:12:01]  I'm winning today, not you me.
[04:12:05]  I'm fucking winning, I'm fucking winning.
[04:12:10]  So just sit there and shut up.
[04:12:14]  Fucking Johnny come lately's over here.
[04:12:17]  Think that they're going to shut me up?
[04:12:22]  Son of a fucking bitch, all right?
[04:12:25]  Son of a bitch and assholes for Christ.
[04:12:28]  I got two more.
[04:12:30]  I got two more 12 buckers, man, obligating me.
[04:12:34]  You're fucking obligating me to watch your stupid fucking YouTube videos.
[04:12:38]  And of course, you just want to fuck everything up, right?
[04:12:41]  I've had a great baller Friday.
[04:12:43]  I've had a great time.
[04:12:44]  I've broadcast it throughout a thunderstorm for Christ's sake.
[04:12:47]  All right?
[04:12:48]  You lose again, Hillary.
[04:12:49]  Oh, no, I don't lose shit.
[04:12:54]  I don't lose nothing.
[04:12:57]  Ghost, this is what you need.
[04:12:59]  Oh, here we go.
[04:13:00]  You know, here we fucking go.
[04:13:03]  Here we fucking go again for Christ's sake, man.
[04:13:07]  Here we go.
[04:13:08]  Don't obligate me to watch your fucking YouTube videos, man.
[04:13:14]  All right.
[04:13:17]  For Christ's sake, who the hell else do we have here?
[04:13:20]  I want to fucking get through these because I don't want to do this shit.
[04:13:26]  I don't want to do this shit anymore, man.
[04:13:30]  Fucking obligated me to do the goddamn freaking YouTube videos.
[04:13:35]  Stop donating the 12 bucks.
[04:13:37]  It's too late, dude.
[04:13:38]  Don't fucking harsh the episode 54.
[04:13:42]  This is my fucking episode.
[04:13:44]  This is my fucking episode.
[04:13:47]  I'm winning.
[04:13:49]  Nuts, you fucking baguettes.
[04:13:51]  I'm winning.
[04:13:54]  Don't try to sit here and be a come up, Johnny come lately or some shit and think that you're going to come out here and beat old ghost over here.
[04:14:01]  You ain't beaten nothing.
[04:14:04]  You ain't beaten nothing, boy.
[04:14:07]  I was born to win.
[04:14:09]  Do you understand that?
[04:14:11]  I'm winning!
[04:14:13]  I'm winning, and that's why all you fucking trolls in the chat room are hating on me.
[04:14:18]  You're hating on me because I'm winning.
[04:14:22]  I got a bigger digital schlong head than you sons of bitches, huh?
[04:14:26]  I'm winning!
[04:14:30]  I was born to win, bitch.
[04:14:33]  Born to fucking win.
[04:14:37]  All right.
[04:14:39]  And I want to say cheers to Twilly Atkins as well.
[04:14:42]  Twilly fucking Atkins, a victim of you fucking trolls.
[04:14:46]  You know that?
[04:14:47]  Twilly Atkins, a victim of you trolls, for Christ's sake.
[04:14:51]  You know that?
[04:14:52]  Pro Jared.
[04:14:57]  How long have I been on here?
[04:14:59]  Four hours and 14 minutes.
[04:15:01]  And now you sons of bitches are going to come over here and obligate me for some shit.
[04:15:05]  Huh?
[04:15:06]  Is that it?
[04:15:08]  Now you're going to obligate me for some crap.
[04:15:12]  Cheers to there.
[04:15:13]  She is right there.
[04:15:13]  Twilly Atkins in the house.
[04:15:16]  And let me tell you something, man.
[04:15:18]  She's winning.
[04:15:19]  Twilly Atkins is winning.
[04:15:21]  I'm winning.
[04:15:22]  We're winning.
[04:15:24]  Okay.
[04:15:24]  It's you haters that are out here giving us your fucking energy.
[04:15:33]  Yeah.
[04:15:34]  Give us your fucking energy.
[04:15:37]  I like it.
[04:15:42]  Oh my God.
[04:15:43]  Cheers to Twilly Atkins, man.
[04:15:45]  Look at all the haters.
[04:15:46]  Look at all the haters for Christ's sake.
[04:15:48]  You want to know why people like Twilly Atkins and Cuckler and folks come to the inner circle and they're like, you know what?
[04:15:54]  This trolling shit, this is, what the fuck's going on here?
[04:15:57]  I'm going to go over here now.
[04:15:59]  It's because we talk about things that are fucking sacred, dude.
[04:16:03]  That are just beyond comprehension.
[04:16:05]  All right.
[04:16:06]  I mean, we just, you know, we were discussing, well, I don't even want to tell you what we've been discussing.
[04:16:10]  That's inner circle shit.
[04:16:11]  I'm just saying, man, it's just beyond comprehension.
[04:16:15]  Even if you're not participating in the voice chat, which I go and visit the inner circle very, very often.
[04:16:21]  Even if you're not participating in the voice chat, man, just listening to the debate that's going on there and the different discussions about different subject matters, people are actually learning.
[04:16:30]  They're listening.
[04:16:32]  It's great.
[04:16:33]  And they're like, man, ghost isn't some fucking whatever the fucking trolls are trying to paint him out to be.
[04:16:39]  Huh?
[04:16:40]  Whatever the trolls are trying to paint ghost out to be.
[04:16:43]  He ain't like that, baby.
[04:16:45]  He ain't like that.
[04:16:46]  He understands what's going on.
[04:16:47]  He's giving me the secrets.
[04:16:50]  You know?
[04:16:50]  So anyway, now people are obligating me to 12 buckers over here.
[04:16:56]  Look, I've told you, you know, I mean, you know, and everybody in the chat room's telling you, don't donate 12 bucks and obligate me to view your fucking YouTube video.
[04:17:08]  All right.
[04:17:08]  Don't do it.
[04:17:10]  Don't goddamn do it for Christ's sake.
[04:17:13]  All right.
[04:17:13]  What's the next fucking clip I got to view for Christ's sake?
[04:17:15]  What is this?
[04:17:16]  Tank Titanic Sync LOL.
[04:17:21]  Titanic Sync LOL just donated 12 bucks so that everybody can view this.
[04:17:27]  What the hell is this for Christ's sake?
[04:17:30]  Go ahead and put it in.
[04:17:31]  What is this fucking shit?
[04:17:32]  What the hell is this?
[04:17:33]  Man, no!
[04:17:34]  Why do you fucking keep doing this shit?
[04:17:38]  Why do you keep doing this shit?
[04:17:40]  Why do you fucking keep doing this shit?
[04:17:42]  I'm not joking.
[04:17:43]  Keep doing this shit.
[04:17:47]  I'm not joking.
[04:17:48]  Why do you give me a link to my own show?
[04:17:51]  Why do you give me jokes?
[04:17:53]  Give me a link to my own shit.
[04:17:56]  Why?
[04:17:57]  Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
[04:18:04]  Something pushes me out of it, pussy, motherfucker!
[04:18:08]  Give me a why.
[04:18:10]  It kisses me all.
[04:18:11]  It's a bit of my die.
[04:18:13]  TRIAL!
[04:18:23]  Give me a while.
[04:18:24]  It's just me, obviously.
[04:18:29]  Just a fucking ant.
[04:18:40]  Oh shit!
[04:18:44]  Shut this shit up, man.
[04:18:46]  Shut this shit up.
[04:18:47]  Shut it up, man.
[04:18:48]  I'm tired of this shit, man.
[04:18:51]  I'm tired of this shit, man.
[04:18:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:18:59]  Can you?
[04:19:00]  Listen.
[04:19:00]  Okay, listen.
[04:19:01]  Okay.
[04:19:02]  You idiots are going to obligate me for your fucking $12 donation to fucking have me view your fucking YouTube video.
[04:19:08]  Do not fucking put a link to my show.
[04:19:13]  Do not put a link to my own live show.
[04:19:16]  I fucking hate that shit.
[04:19:21]  I fucking hate that shit, man.
[04:19:26]  Jesus Christ.
[04:19:27]  Now, look, look, they're backing up.
[04:19:29]  The 12 buckers are backing up now, for Christ's sake.
[04:19:31]  You see this shit?
[04:19:33]  Huh?
[04:19:34]  Oh, how quick, man.
[04:19:36]  Right when I'm about to get off the show, right?
[04:19:38]  Right when I'm about to end this son of a bitch, all of a sudden, people are donating 12 bucks so I can watch her stupid YouTube videos.
[04:19:45]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[04:19:47]  That's fresh.
[04:19:49]  That's fucking fresh.
[04:19:50]  Anyway, who the hell else donated?
[04:19:51]  What is this?
[04:19:53]  Who donated this?
[04:19:54]  Tankies for ghost.
[04:19:55]  Oh, okay.
[04:19:57]  Tankies for ghosts.
[04:19:59]  Do we still have tankies for real?
[04:20:00]  There's still tankies out here for Christ's sake.
[04:20:04]  Michael W. What is this?
[04:20:05]  Ghost, I hate to break it to you, but look at the chat room.
[04:20:08]  The trolls are laughing at this.
[04:20:10]  Are you seeing this?
[04:20:11]  They are freaking out.
[04:20:12]  They're not laughing.
[04:20:13]  You troll shit.
[04:20:14]  Shut up.
[04:20:18]  They're laughing, aren't they?
[04:20:20]  They're fucking laughing for Christ.
[04:20:22]  They're fucking laughing.
[04:20:23]  You fucking asshole trolls, man.
[04:20:25]  You're a fucking fucking fucker.
[04:20:31]  Damn it.
[04:20:32]  Fucking laughing.
[04:20:34]  They're fucking laughing.
[04:20:38]  Son of a bitch.
[04:20:42]  You think that I'm going to be having any kind of compassion towards you, you bricks?
[04:20:46]  You're fucking laughing at me, man.
[04:20:48]  Shut up.
[04:20:49]  All of you fuckers in the chat room.
[04:20:51]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:20:54]  Shut up.
[04:20:56]  Oh, God.
[04:20:59]  Fucking harshened my mellow, man, at the fourth fucking hour.
[04:21:02]  How fucking quaint, dude.
[04:21:04]  How fucking convenient are you fucking trolls, man?
[04:21:07]  I was having a good baller Friday, man.
[04:21:15]  I was having a good fucking baller Friday, of course.
[04:21:18]  You fucking trolls, you know?
[04:21:20]  You fucking, you know, you fucking little fucking rodents.
[04:21:23]  You fucking little digital fucking cyber vermin, man.
[04:21:28]  You know how to fuck with people's heads, dude.
[04:21:30]  You know how to like, oh, you know what I'm doing?
[04:21:34]  You fucking little fucking rats, man.
[04:21:35]  Your fucking teeth are fucking.
[04:21:37]  You know all that shit.
[04:21:41]  Give me my fucking beer.
[04:21:48]  Son of a bitch.
[04:21:51]  Fucking harshen my goddamn mellow, you goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[04:21:57]  You mud-butt-loving sons of bitches, man.
[04:21:59]  You turkey titch sporting sons of bitches, man.
[04:22:06]  Jesus Christ, now I'm backed up with these goddamn $12 donos obligating me to watch these fucking videos.
[04:22:13]  All right, what do we got next?
[04:22:14]  Jesus.
[04:22:15]  Oh, yeah, tankies for ghost.
[04:22:17]  All right, tankies for ghost.
[04:22:19]  All right.

=== Pet Lizard Disgust (15:18) ===

[04:22:21]  What is it here?
[04:22:22]  What is this shit, for Christ's sake?
[04:22:26]  Fucking, are you joking?
[04:22:28]  Are you fucking joking me?
[04:22:33]  Are you the fucking insane?
[04:22:35]  This is the definition of insanity.
[04:22:37]  You fucking insane.
[04:22:38]  This is the definition of insanity, man.
[04:22:44]  This is the definition of insanity.
[04:22:49]  This is the job of insanity, man.
[04:22:55]  This is the show in the face!
[04:23:00]  This is the show in the face!
[04:23:10]  Thank you. Thank you.
[04:23:37]  Shut it off, man.
[04:23:39]  Tankies for ghosts.
[04:23:40]  What?
[04:23:41]  What the fuck, man?
[04:23:43]  Why are you all donating a link to my own fucking live show, man?
[04:23:47]  I fucking hate that shit.
[04:23:50]  It's stupid!
[04:23:51]  I fucking... I fucking hate that shit!
[04:24:02]  For Christ's sake, man, I mean, look, I got all the, look, I got another 12.
[04:24:06]  Listen.
[04:24:07]  All right, listen.
[04:24:08]  All right.
[04:24:09]  How many fucking hours?
[04:24:10]  Four hours and 23 fucking minutes, dude.
[04:24:13]  Are you kidding me?
[04:24:14]  Can you stop donating the goddamn 12 buckers and obligating me to watch a fucking YouTube video?
[04:24:22]  I'm so sick of this shit.
[04:24:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:24:31]  Who is this?
[04:24:32]  Who's fucking people are ruining my fucking Baller Friday for fuck's sake, man?
[04:24:36]  Who is it?
[04:24:37]  Who fucking donated next?
[04:24:39]  Splorch?
[04:24:40]  Splorch.avi?
[04:24:42]  What the hell is this?
[04:24:44]  What the hell is this?
[04:24:47]  Oh, Christ.
[04:24:51]  Oh, it's a fucking bitch.
[04:24:54]  What is this?
[04:24:57]  Oh, my God.
[04:24:58]  Hold on.
[04:25:00]  Oh, my God.
[04:25:01]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:25:03]  I think she has a pet lizard in her hand, and then, all right.
[04:25:08]  There it is.
[04:25:09]  All right.
[04:25:09]  Shut it off.
[04:25:10]  Shut it off.
[04:25:13]  Splorch.avi.
[04:25:15]  Yeah, there it is.
[04:25:17]  What kind of sick perverts are you?
[04:25:19]  She was regurgitating her pet lizard.
[04:25:22]  Did you see that?
[04:25:23]  Regurgitating her own pet lizard.
[04:25:28]  Sick.
[04:25:29]  That's so sick, for Christ's sake.
[04:25:31]  Regurgitating her goddamn pet lizard, man.
[04:25:35]  All right, well, hold on.
[04:25:36]  What is this?
[04:25:37]  Retards in chat rise up.
[04:25:39]  We will win.
[04:25:40]  Press F.
[04:25:41]  Oh, you win what, Tankies?
[04:25:44]  You win what?
[04:25:47]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:25:48]  Look at this.
[04:25:49]  Huh?
[04:25:50]  Oh, yeah.
[04:25:50]  Now it's the fourth hour.
[04:25:52]  Now, you know, we're going to back him up to back Fucking 12 buckers.
[04:25:56]  That's what we're going to do.
[04:25:57]  We're going to get back to back to back to back to back 12 fucking buckers.
[04:26:00]  That's what we're going to do, dude.
[04:26:01]  That's what we're going to fucking do.
[04:26:05]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:26:07]  All right.
[04:26:08]  Let me have another goddamn clip.
[04:26:09]  All right.
[04:26:10]  The last.
[04:26:11]  She was choking her pet lizard, dude.
[04:26:14]  I mean, what the fuck was that about?
[04:26:16]  All right.
[04:26:17]  What else we have here?
[04:26:18]  We got.
[04:26:19]  Oh, yeah.
[04:26:20]  DJ Boy Pussy over here.
[04:26:22]  This is a pro anime fruit bowl.
[04:26:24]  I can only imagine what the hell this is.
[04:26:26]  What is this?
[04:26:28]  Oh, gosh.
[04:26:34]  Oh, my God.
[04:26:39]  This is disgusting, dude.
[04:26:42]  All right, I want to show you how perverted these idiots are.
[04:26:45]  Look at this.
[04:26:46]  Okay.
[04:26:47]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[04:26:49]  They are sexualizing.
[04:26:51]  This is just disgusting, dude.
[04:26:53]  This is just horrible.
[04:26:54]  Hold on.
[04:26:55]  Let me go past this.
[04:26:57]  Here we go.
[04:26:57]  Let's just do this.
[04:26:58]  All right, here.
[04:26:59]  This is what DJ Boy Pussy was.
[04:27:02]  Look at this.
[04:27:08]  All right.
[04:27:09]  All right.
[04:27:09]  Look at this.
[04:27:09]  This is disgusting.
[04:27:10]  All right.
[04:27:11]  Jesus Christ.
[04:27:13]  I mean, this is what these goddamn stupid neckbeards who are not scoring with chicks, this is what they're watching and waxing their carrot to, dude.
[04:27:23]  This is what they're doing.
[04:27:25]  I mean, this is just, look at these fucking freaks in the chat room.
[04:27:28]  They're sick, dude.
[04:27:30]  All right.
[04:27:30]  They're sick.
[04:27:31]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[04:27:33]  Takiagari Gaokoreu.
[04:27:36]  Hey, listen, you talk to me in American if you're going to be fucking text-to-speeching with me.
[04:27:41]  Do you understand?
[04:27:43]  I don't care about your goddamn, you know, foreign language.
[04:27:47]  I don't talk whatever the hell you talk.
[04:27:49]  I talk American.
[04:27:50]  I talk American.
[04:27:53]  That was no lizard.
[04:27:54]  It was an alien dildo that squirts eggs into the orifice.
[04:27:59]  Jesus Christ.
[04:28:01]  I'm going to just pretend it was her pet lizard, okay, dude.
[04:28:05]  And why do you even know that?
[04:28:06]  And why are you even watching that?
[04:28:08]  All right.
[04:28:09]  Why are you even watching that, splorch?
[04:28:12]  Jesus Christ.
[04:28:15]  All right.
[04:28:16]  Now I got a backup of these damn 12 buckers, dude.
[04:28:19]  Now I got a fucking backup of the 12 buckers.
[04:28:21]  That's great, isn't it?
[04:28:23]  That's fresh.
[04:28:24]  Anyway, this is a pro Jared.
[04:28:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:28:28]  Pro Jared requested this one.
[04:28:30]  What is this?
[04:28:31]  Hold on.
[04:28:34]  Hold on just a second.
[04:28:35]  Hold on.
[04:28:35]  What is this?
[04:28:38]  Hold on.
[04:28:39]  I think this may be another splice of me.
[04:28:42]  All right.
[04:28:42]  Hey, just be aware that whatever happened, I think this is a complete splice.
[04:28:48]  It's disgusting and it's sad.
[04:28:50]  And just take a look.
[04:28:51]  Take a look at the damn picture.
[04:28:53]  Okay.
[04:28:54]  And who the hell donated this?
[04:28:56]  This was pro Jared.
[04:28:57]  All right.
[04:28:57]  Yeah.
[04:28:58]  Real funny asshole.
[04:28:59]  Pro Jared.
[04:29:01]  What is this?
[04:29:02]  Yo, what the hell is that?
[04:29:03]  You idiot swatting me?
[04:29:04]  Are you idiots swatting me?
[04:29:06]  God damn it.
[04:29:07]  Leave me alone.
[04:29:08]  Leave me alone.
[04:29:10]  I mean, you're making fun of me.
[04:29:11]  You're making fun of my dog.
[04:29:13]  I'm not being a tank and I lie.
[04:29:15]  Let me get my freaking gun.
[04:29:16]  Let me get my gun out of here for Christ's sake.
[04:29:20]  You got another thing coming, boy.
[04:29:22]  Good, you're good.
[04:29:27]  Man, hold on.
[04:29:29]  Shut this shit up.
[04:29:30]  I mean, who the hell did this?
[04:29:32]  PLK?
[04:29:33]  Of course, look at a little anime, little fucking profile picture for Christ's sake.
[04:29:38]  See, these people want me dead, dude.
[04:29:40]  You see this?
[04:29:41]  These people want me dead.
[04:29:43]  I mean, who the hell would do that?
[04:29:45]  I'm telling you, man, autism, dude.
[04:29:48]  It's serious.
[04:29:49]  All right.
[04:29:50]  I told you they were going to start killing people.
[04:29:52]  They're doing it now.
[04:29:53]  They're doing it now.
[04:29:56]  Hold on.
[04:29:56]  What is this?
[04:29:57]  Barbecue Alamo requested this.
[04:30:00]  Oh, yeah.
[04:30:02]  How quaint, huh?
[04:30:03]  This fucking sucks.
[04:30:04]  Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you, Lone Star Village.
[04:30:08]  You suck.
[04:30:12]  Fuck every cowboy that ever draws a breath.
[04:30:16]  Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you, Clumsy.
[04:30:22]  Bills will be just by the Long Series of Job and turn this off.
[04:30:27]  Turn this goddamn son of a bitch off.
[04:30:29]  Hey, wait a minute.
[04:30:30]  What the hell was that black baby?
[04:30:32]  Ah, you racist sons of bitches.
[04:30:35]  KFC bucket.
[04:30:37]  What a bunch of fucking sick assholes, dude.
[04:30:40]  All right, look, I guarantee you little punks wouldn't come down here to Texas and say that shit.
[04:30:48]  I guarantee you.
[04:30:49]  All right.
[04:30:51]  I guarantee you you wouldn't do it.
[04:30:54]  You guys talk a big game over the internet, but I guarantee you come down here to Texas, you get your fucking ass whooped into dog meat, boy.
[04:31:01]  You understand that?
[04:31:03]  I'm not even joking around, baby.
[04:31:06]  All right.
[04:31:06]  I know you all think you're so fucking tough on the damn internet.
[04:31:11]  You come down here to Texas and start talking garbage against Texas and see if your ass doesn't get your goddamn ass beat into dog meat, boy.
[04:31:20]  You understand that?
[04:31:22]  All right.
[04:31:22]  Who the hell else do we have here?
[04:31:24]  I got these goddamn 12 buckers backed up, man.
[04:31:28]  Stop donating 12 bucks and obligating me to watch your goddamn freaking YouTube video.
[04:31:34]  All right.
[04:31:35]  All right.
[04:31:36]  What else do we have here?
[04:31:37]  We got tankies for ghost again.
[04:31:40]  It says retards rise up in the chat.
[04:31:43]  We will win.
[04:31:45]  Press F. All right.
[04:31:47]  Well, let's see what are you talking about there.
[04:31:49]  Tankies for ghosts.
[04:31:51]  Retards in chat rise up.
[04:31:55]  All right.
[04:31:56]  Let me just watch.
[04:31:57]  All right.
[04:31:57]  Let these tards watch this.
[04:31:59]  All right.
[04:32:00]  Maybe it'll maybe it'll help him out.
[04:32:02]  There is Thomas the Tanky.
[04:32:04]  Yeah, there it is.
[04:32:07]  Retards rise up.
[04:32:13]  Jesus Christ.
[04:32:17]  All right, all right.
[04:32:18]  I mean, wait, wait a minute.
[04:32:19]  Did they make this fucking animation out of Legos and shit?
[04:32:22]  Wait a minute.
[04:32:22]  I've never seen this shit.
[04:32:24]  Is this the real Thomas Lutanky?
[04:32:26]  This is the fucking like Lego.
[04:32:27]  What the fuck is this shit?
[04:32:30]  This isn't even like what the fuck is this?
[04:32:36]  I looks like fucking some fucking idiot with fucking Legos and a lot of time on his hands, for Christ's sake.
[04:32:42]  That was actually a show.
[04:32:45]  Oh, Christ.
[04:32:48]  All right.
[04:32:49]  All right.
[04:32:50]  Oh, no.
[04:32:51]  Robot Uprising.
[04:32:54]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[04:32:56]  Look, they're backing up, man.
[04:32:57]  These 12 buckers are fucking backing up for Christ's sake, man.
[04:33:03]  Who's that?
[04:33:04]  Jesus Christ.
[04:33:09]  Ugh.
[04:33:12]  All right.
[04:33:12]  Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
[04:33:15]  Wait a minute.
[04:33:15]  Ghost's grand plan.
[04:33:18]  Okay, this is what he requested.
[04:33:20]  Ghost's grand plan.
[04:33:22]  Okay, let me.
[04:33:23]  I can only imagine what this is.
[04:33:24]  What is this?
[04:33:26]  All right.
[04:33:27]  Hold on.
[04:33:28]  What is this?
[04:33:28]  Hold on.
[04:33:29]  What is this?
[04:33:29]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot niggers.
[04:33:32]  That's you.
[04:33:33]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[04:33:39]  Don't let him escape.
[04:33:42]  Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
[04:33:47]  This is fuckboy!
[04:33:55]  This is fucking horrible.
[04:33:57]  Turn this shit off.
[04:34:00]  Nigga.
[04:34:01]  Nigga.
[04:34:02]  Turn this shit off.
[04:34:04]  Turn it off, man.
[04:34:06]  Who the hell did this shit?
[04:34:07]  What the fuck?
[04:34:08]  Oh, Ghost's grand plan.
[04:34:10]  You son of a bitch.
[04:34:12]  You son of a bitch, man.
[04:34:14]  I'm fucking tired of you fucking pieces of shit thinking that I'm some kind of a fucking racist.
[04:34:18]  I'm not a fucking fucking racist.
[04:34:24]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[04:34:27]  Get this shit out of here.
[04:34:30]  I'm not a fucking racist, man.
[04:34:34]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[04:34:38]  I'm a nice guy.
[04:34:41]  God, I'm tired of you prick splicing me, man.
[04:34:46]  I'm tired of you pricks splicing me like that, man.
[04:34:49]  That's not my fucking...
[04:34:53]  I'm tired of it.
[04:34:54]  I'm so fucking tired, dude.
[04:34:57]  I'm so tired of this crap.
[04:34:59]  All right.
[04:35:03]  Fucking asshole with that goddamn.
[04:35:07]  What a fucking jerk dick, man.
[04:35:10]  Harshing my mellow, of course, at the end of the night.
[04:35:13]  I'm having a great night.
[04:35:15]  This fucking episode 54 was just about to be a night to remember.
[04:35:23]  And now, what do y'all do?
[04:35:25]  Y'all fucking sit here and try to make my life a living hell.
[04:35:28]  You obligate me by donating these 12 fucking buckers.
[04:35:33]  All right, donated $12 to obligate me to watch your fucking YouTube video.
[04:35:37]  And this is it, huh?
[04:35:40]  This is this is it.
[04:35:42]  This is fucking great.
[04:35:43]  All right, this is just great.
[04:35:46]  Who the hell's next?
[04:35:47]  So I can get done with this shit, man.
[04:35:49]  All right.
[04:35:50]  Jesus Christ.
[04:35:53]  Oh, Christ.
[04:35:54]  Who is this?
[04:35:54]  This is Percy the Small Engine.
[04:35:57]  And then they said something.
[04:35:58]  I don't know.
[04:35:59]  I can't even, it's, I don't know if it's Oriental or what, but it ain't American, and I can't read it.
[04:36:06]  So let's just see what Percy the small engine is requesting here.
[04:36:10]  Let me just see this.
[04:36:12]  Oh, no.
[04:36:16]  My name is Cle Blam Brown.
[04:36:18]  You've got an eye fucking right back in my mouth.
[04:36:22]  You've got to be kidding.
[04:36:24]  Look at this shit.
[04:36:28]  Look at this garbage.
[04:36:30]  Through good times and bad times, it's true love shit.
[04:36:34]  All right, that's enough.
[04:36:35]  Shut it off.
[04:36:37]  Not this again, dude.
[04:36:38]  Please, you know what?
[04:36:39]  Do not do this.
[04:36:41]  All right, whoever the hell Percy the small engine is, don't even give these people an idea.
[04:36:47]  All right?
[04:36:48]  Don't even give this fucking shit an idea, please, because they'll do it.
[04:36:52]  All right, they'll fucking do it.
[04:36:55]  James the Red Engine.
[04:36:57]  Jesus Christ.
[04:36:59]  Can you all stop donating 12 bucks and obligating me to do your fucking YouTube videos?
[04:37:06]  I'm sick of it.
[04:37:08]  Look, I'm drunk, dude.
[04:37:09]  I'm a little high.
[04:37:11]  I don't want to do this for Christ's sake.
[04:37:13]  All right.
[04:37:14]  I don't want to do this.
[04:37:17]  And of course you people are like, I know, Jesus Christ.
[04:37:25]  Ah, Jesus.
[04:37:26]  Oh, no.
[04:37:28]  Ghost face reveal, really?
[04:37:30]  Asshole?
[04:37:31]  Ghost face, really?
[04:37:35]  All right, look, let's just.
[04:37:38]  All right, let me get to this next one.
[04:37:39]  Who is it?

=== Robot Uprising Video (15:41) ===

[04:37:40]  The Robot Uprising requested this one.
[04:37:44]  All right, Robot Uprising.
[04:37:46]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:37:47]  What is this?
[04:37:47]  Hold on.
[04:37:48]  This looks freaky.
[04:37:49]  Let me go through it before there's a corncob in an ass or something or some kind of weird gay man ass or something.
[04:37:56]  All right, everything's all good.
[04:37:58]  This one was requested by Robot Uprising, and it already looks a little freaky.
[04:38:03]  What the fuck is this?
[04:38:05]  What is this?
[04:38:10]  Oh, my God.
[04:38:15]  This is obviously in Japan somewhere, right?
[04:38:18]  This is.
[04:38:20]  Oh my god.
[04:38:27]  What the fuck?
[04:38:28]  I mean, is this a robot or is there somebody, you know, got an arm up this goddamn mannequin's ass and is controlling this?
[04:38:40]  Oh, my God.
[04:38:46]  This is supposed to be a robot uprising?
[04:38:49]  This is a horrible-looking robot.
[04:38:51]  I mean, geez Larise, dude.
[04:38:55]  All right.
[04:38:56]  We get it.
[04:38:58]  We get it.
[04:38:59]  All right.
[04:39:00]  I mean, that's fucking sickening, dude.
[04:39:03]  You know that the creator of the satanic church, Anton LeVay, he had shit like this all over his house, believe it or not.
[04:39:13]  You know that?
[04:39:14]  Yeah, the creator of the Satanic Church, Anton LeVay.
[04:39:19]  You could probably find it on YouTube where he takes a tour of his house.
[04:39:23]  What the fuck?
[04:39:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[04:39:28]  Don't obligate me to do this shit, man.
[04:39:31]  All right.
[04:39:32]  These people are already pissed off that, oh, you're not going to get your radio graffiti.
[04:39:41]  Jesus Christ.
[04:39:44]  Anyway, let me move on because, I mean, you know, I got to go drain the main vein over here, baby.
[04:39:51]  And I'm backed up with 12 buckers.
[04:39:54]  All right.
[04:39:54]  I mean, I'm backed up with 12 buckers.
[04:39:57]  $12 donations obligated me to watch your fucking YouTube videos.
[04:40:02]  Jesus Christ.
[04:40:03]  All right.
[04:40:04]  What else do we have here?
[04:40:06]  We got Bathrobe Dwayne donated this one.
[04:40:11]  All right.
[04:40:11]  Bathrobe Dwayne.
[04:40:12]  And he said, this is Ghost on a Friday night, huh?
[04:40:15]  Ghost on a Friday night?
[04:40:16]  Hi.
[04:40:17]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:40:19]  Oh, no.
[04:40:21]  I can't.
[04:40:21]  I'm sorry.
[04:40:22]  I can't show this.
[04:40:24]  I can't show this because it's Bathrobe Dwayne at the beginning.
[04:40:31]  And then, like, it breaks off into a looks like a gay man bent over, tied up with his ass in the air, like bare ass, getting spanked by a cat of nine tails.
[04:40:45]  And I can't show that shit.
[04:40:47]  I can't show that shit.
[04:40:49]  Whoever did that bathroom, here it is.
[04:40:52]  With a message for PewDiePie.
[04:40:54]  Just wanted to say Alright, you can only imagine I mean, there's somebody literally has two cat of nine-tails in each hand, and there's like a naked bare ass that's just getting spanked for Christ's sake.
[04:41:11]  So, yeah, nice try.
[04:41:13]  All right, nice goddamn try for trying to, you know, make this into some kind of a sick-ass goddamn stream.
[04:41:20]  It ain't gonna happen there, Bathrobe Dwayne.
[04:41:23]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[04:41:26]  It's pornography.
[04:41:27]  It's pornography.
[04:41:28]  I can't.
[04:41:29]  It's pornography.
[04:41:32]  Ghost Granny's porn hub.
[04:41:34]  I'm not gonna.
[04:41:34]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[04:41:37]  Look, stop donating the 12 bucks for Christ's sake.
[04:41:40]  All right.
[04:41:41]  I'm not joking.
[04:41:42]  Y'all are starting to get perverted and y'all are starting to get sick.
[04:41:46]  All right.
[04:41:48]  So just, I mean, just calm your asses down.
[04:41:52]  All right.
[04:41:53]  I mean, I mean, come on, dude.
[04:41:56]  Jesus Christ.
[04:42:01]  Jesus Christ.
[04:42:02]  What?
[04:42:03]  What's it?
[04:42:03]  Oh, yeah, it's a $5 one.
[04:42:04]  Okay, good.
[04:42:05]  I'm not obligated to do that shit.
[04:42:06]  All right, good.
[04:42:07]  Thank you.
[04:42:08]  All right.
[04:42:09]  Son of a bitch and motherfucking trolls.
[04:42:12]  All right.
[04:42:13]  What else do we have here?
[04:42:14]  The next one is by James the Red Engine.
[04:42:18]  James the Red Engine.
[04:42:20]  Hold on a second.
[04:42:21]  What is this?
[04:42:24]  Hold on.
[04:42:25]  This has got 5 million hits, dude.
[04:42:29]  What the hell?
[04:42:30]  Put it on.
[04:42:31]  What is this?
[04:42:32]  Once again, this is by James the Red Engine.
[04:42:46]  The health?
[04:42:47]  I mean, what the hell am I watching here?
[04:42:53]  too late i mean this is what is this The evolution of Thomas the Tanky or some shit?
[04:43:02]  Is this the evolution of Thomas the Tanky?
[04:43:04]  What is this shit?
[04:43:08]  All right.
[04:43:09]  You know, that's enough.
[04:43:10]  All right.
[04:43:11]  And look, there's five points, almost 6 million hits of this shit.
[04:43:17]  Oh, my God.
[04:43:19]  Okay, great.
[04:43:20]  Yeah.
[04:43:21]  Yay.
[04:43:23]  Yay.
[04:43:26]  Jesus Christ.
[04:43:27]  Who's next for Christ's sake?
[04:43:29]  Ghost face reveal?
[04:43:31]  Oh, this is going to be original.
[04:43:33]  I'm sure this is going to be fresh.
[04:43:34]  What is this?
[04:43:36]  Ghost face reveal.
[04:43:38]  Hold on.
[04:43:39]  Let me make sure there's no goddamn gay sex bear ass corn cob up the ass.
[04:43:46]  All right.
[04:43:46]  Here it is.
[04:43:47]  This is ghost face reveal.
[04:43:49]  Here it is.
[04:43:59]  My rate is better than your rate.
[04:44:01]  I never fucking said that.
[04:44:03]  Shut up!
[04:44:12]  Take this shit off.
[04:44:13]  Take it off, man.
[04:44:14]  This is fucked up, dude.
[04:44:16]  I mean, come on, dude.
[04:44:17]  This is fucked up.
[04:44:19]  All right, this is horrible.
[04:44:22]  Obviously, you people know that's a splice.
[04:44:24]  That's why I keep telling you you cannot believe what these people are posting out here.
[04:44:29]  They're splicing my voice.
[04:44:30]  They're doing all this garbage.
[04:44:32]  And I'm sick of it, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:44:35]  They think they're so cute.
[04:44:38]  Well, I'm sick of it.
[04:44:39]  All right.
[04:44:40]  Man, how more, how many more of these 12 buckers do I have for Christ's sake, man?
[04:44:45]  These are starting to get stupid.
[04:44:48]  They're starting to get dumb for heaven's sake.
[04:44:50]  What the hell is this?
[04:44:51]  Who the hell is this?
[04:44:52]  Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
[04:44:53]  This is the fat controller.
[04:44:55]  The fat controller donated this one here.
[04:44:59]  All right.
[04:45:01]  Fat controller donated 12 bucks and is obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
[04:45:06]  Here it is.
[04:45:07]  What is this?
[04:45:30]  All right, because people explain why.
[04:45:32]  All right, shut up.
[04:45:33]  All right, we get it.
[04:45:34]  All right.
[04:45:34]  This whole honkler horse shit, let me tell you something, man.
[04:45:38]  We had Horny the clown back in the day, baby.
[04:45:40]  You understand that?
[04:45:41]  We had Horny the Clown.
[04:45:43]  Meet, meet.
[04:45:44]  We had that shit way before Honkler.
[04:45:46]  All right.
[04:45:47]  As a matter of fact, I don't want to take too much credit, but I think that yours truly, you know, going back to 2008, I think I had a lot to do with memes.
[04:45:57]  I think I might have invented memes.
[04:46:00]  You know, I mean, look, I mean, hey, look, call me crazy.
[04:46:03]  Maybe I'm drinking too much.
[04:46:05]  I don't know, but I'm just, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just, I'm just saying.
[04:46:09]  All right, I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:46:13]  I need some more beer, man.
[04:46:18]  I'm not joking around.
[04:46:19]  I think that I invented memes up in here.
[04:46:22]  I mean, go back to 2008, man.
[04:46:26]  I mean, I think that I invented memes, man.
[04:46:28]  I'm not even, I'm not even joking around.
[04:46:34]  My damn beer, for Christ's sake.
[04:46:38]  I mean, I got, listen, I got memes that were fucking fan originated and they created going back to 2008, baby.
[04:46:50]  Even going back further, I even had people that were making shit about me out there at Powell Talk.
[04:46:56]  I'm not even joking, all right?
[04:46:58]  So I'm just saying, I think that I think everybody kind of owes me a little bit of homage up in this son of a bitch.
[04:47:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:47:07]  I think people need to, you know, kind of, I mean, I guess that's why you trolls are bowing down at this point.
[04:47:12]  I guess that's you trolls recognize that there's, you know, this man right here has been around for a long time.
[04:47:22]  You know, he has withstood all the troll terrorism and cyber vermin.
[04:47:26]  And, you know, I've been, you know, a part of memes for a long time, baby.
[04:47:32]  Like I said, I think I invented memes.
[04:47:34]  I invented mainstream meme, if you want my opinion, you know?
[04:47:38]  I'm just, I'm just saying, I don't know.
[04:47:40]  People are now, oh, oh, oh, now everybody's pissed off.
[04:47:44]  You didn't invent memes.
[04:47:47]  Are you kidding me?
[04:47:48]  I genuinely believe that, baby.
[04:47:50]  Are you kidding me?
[04:47:52]  I'm just saying.
[04:47:56]  I may piss a lot of people off, but go back in internet history, baby.
[04:48:01]  I'm telling you, it's the truth.
[04:48:04]  All right.
[04:48:05]  I mean, go back to SOPA, S-O-P-A.
[04:48:09]  All right.
[04:48:10]  That was the first time they tried to regulate the internet.
[04:48:12]  And, you know, the folks that listened to us back then, they were memeing hard.
[04:48:16]  That's what we did.
[04:48:17]  We fucking, it's what we did.
[04:48:18]  We meme for a living, baby.
[04:48:20]  We were fucking out there.
[04:48:21]  We were fucking meming before it was cool, baby.
[04:48:23]  You understand what I'm saying?
[04:48:28]  Woo!
[04:48:30]  All right.
[04:48:31]  I mean, meme and like ain't shit, dude.
[04:48:34]  All right.
[04:48:38]  Hey, what?
[04:48:40]  I'm lying now, dude.
[04:48:41]  I'm lying.
[04:48:42]  You all think that I'm some kind of a lying bastard or some shit?
[04:48:47]  Are you kidding me?
[04:48:48]  I'm not fucking lying.
[04:48:49]  How can I be lying?
[04:48:51]  I mean, I was around for a long time, dude.
[04:48:54]  I was around for a long time, and you people don't understand that shit.
[04:48:58]  All right.
[04:49:01]  And I mean, I look, I mean, okay, you know, maybe, maybe I'm tooting my own horn over here or whatever the fucking case might be.
[04:49:08]  But the bottom line is, is that I invented meming over here.
[04:49:12]  How is this a big debate, dude?
[04:49:14]  I go back.
[04:49:15]  All right.
[04:49:16]  I go back for Christ's sake, man.
[04:49:19]  I was 4chan from 2008 to 2012.
[04:49:24]  Do you understand that?
[04:49:26]  I'm just saying, dude.
[04:49:28]  I'm just saying.
[04:49:28]  I'm sorry.
[04:49:29]  You know, you people, you know, you can have your own interpretation of reality, but I know the truth.
[04:49:37]  All right.
[04:49:37]  As a matter of fact, I got to go drain the main vein.
[04:49:40]  All right.
[04:49:41]  I got to go drain the main vein over here for Christ's sake.
[04:49:45]  And let me tell you something, man.
[04:49:46]  Everybody out there who's been a real fan from back in the day, you know it.
[04:49:51]  And listen, I got two more 12 buckers.
[04:49:54]  I got Fat Controller and Toby the tram engine.
[04:49:58]  And then we're done with 12 buckers.
[04:50:00]  And then we're going to see what happens.
[04:50:02]  Okay.
[04:50:03]  We're going to see what happens with the show.
[04:50:07]  For Christ's sake, I'm tired of you people.
[04:50:10]  But you all have to know that old ghost here had a.
[04:50:13]  I mean, if I didn't invent memes, I had a major contribution over here.
[04:50:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:50:21]  Another 12 bucker.
[04:50:23]  I'm about to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage over here.
[04:50:28]  All right.
[04:50:29]  Give me a couple of minute break, you son of a bitch.
[04:50:32]  All right.
[04:50:34]  Jesus Christ.
[04:50:38]  I'll be right back for Christ.
[04:50:39]  Hey, engineer, do you got the fucking music queued up?
[04:50:42]  Insanity control.
[04:50:43]  You can find it royalty-free on YouTube right now.
[04:50:46]  You got that, engineer.
[04:50:48]  Do you got it?
[04:50:51]  All right.
[04:50:52]  I'll be right back.
[04:50:53]  I got to go drain the main vein.
[04:50:55]  I've got a few more 12 buckers that I'm going to get to.
[04:50:57]  Don't go anywhere.
[04:50:58]  I'm going to get to them.
[04:50:59]  And by the way, don't donate any more fucking 12 buckers.
[04:51:03]  All right.
[04:51:03]  Don't obligate me to view your fucking YouTube videos.
[04:51:07]  Okay.
[04:51:09]  And then try to be all trolly about it.
[04:51:11]  Like, yeah, I'm trolling ghosts.
[04:51:15]  All right.
[04:51:16]  Take me out.
[04:51:16]  I'm going to, I'm going to drain the main vein.
[04:51:19]  I'll be right back.
[04:51:20]  Get me out of here.
[04:51:21]  I'm going to go ahead and fucking drain the main vein.
[04:51:23]  These fucking trolls.
[04:51:24]  I'm sick of...
[04:53:05]  I'm back.
[04:53:06]  All right, just had to go drain the main vein for a second, and uh, you know, that's how it is.
[04:53:14]  All right, I'm sorry, I'm drinking a lot of beer here.
[04:53:17]  I've been smoking some reefer, I've been taking some shots, and I'm feeling good.

=== Drinking Beer and Reefer (04:05) ===

[04:53:22]  Although, I don't like this whole fucking 12-bucker bullshit that you're doing here at the end.
[04:53:26]  I was having a great episode 54, a great Bowler Friday.
[04:53:30]  I'm winning against the trolls, all right?
[04:53:33]  I'm winning against the trolls, I'm feeling good, man.
[04:53:36]  And of course, you assholes here at the end, got to go and show me these 12-buckers and look at a two-bucker 15 and a half-inch nanometer Peter.
[04:53:46]  Real funny asshole.
[04:53:49]  All right.
[04:53:50]  Let me take a swig of this beer.
[04:53:58]  I'm a little pissed off at the end here.
[04:54:00]  I'm going to be honest with you, but I'm not going to let it harsh my mellow.
[04:54:03]  I want everybody to understand that I'm still winning.
[04:54:07]  Okay.
[04:54:07]  Take a look at all these sons of bitches that are out here.
[04:54:10]  They're fucking, they're fucking hating, dude.
[04:54:13]  They're hating.
[04:54:15]  No, come on.
[04:54:16]  All rise.
[04:54:17]  Neil O.R. Squat for our national anthem.
[04:54:21]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:54:23]  Here we go.
[04:54:24]  Here we fucking go.
[04:54:26]  Is this what we're going to do now?
[04:54:28]  Is this it?
[04:54:29]  Huh?
[04:54:30]  Is that it?
[04:54:32]  Jesus Christ.
[04:54:37]  It never ends, dude.
[04:54:38]  It never ends.
[04:54:39]  All right.
[04:54:40]  Who do I have here?
[04:54:41]  I got a couple of the, I got actually a lot of these I got to fucking do here.
[04:54:45]  Who is this?
[04:54:45]  This is the fat controller.
[04:54:49]  The fat controller.
[04:54:51]  Are you serious?
[04:54:52]  This is the fat controller.
[04:54:54]  I mean, didn't we just see this?
[04:54:55]  Oh, we just saw this one.
[04:54:57]  We saw the fat controller.
[04:54:58]  It was Honkler.
[04:54:59]  Honkler.
[04:55:00]  That's fresh.
[04:55:01]  All right.
[04:55:02]  We've got Toby the tram engine.
[04:55:05]  All right.
[04:55:05]  Toby, the tram engine is next.
[04:55:09]  I'm sure this is some tanky stuff.
[04:55:13]  Hold on.
[04:55:13]  Wait a minute.
[04:55:14]  Hold on.
[04:55:14]  Hold on.
[04:55:15]  I got to make sure this doesn't have any weird.
[04:55:17]  Oh, geez.
[04:55:22]  Man, you guys are sick bastards.
[04:55:24]  I mean, Toby, the tram engine, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[04:55:29]  All right, you are, you are one sick son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
[04:55:33]  All right, I'm gonna have to show.
[04:55:35]  I mean, this is what this is what's listening to the broadcast.
[04:55:39]  This is what's on the internet.
[04:55:41]  These are internet people.
[04:55:43]  I'm just wanting everybody to understand this.
[04:55:46]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:55:48]  is this. This is stupid. Look at this. Look at this.
[04:56:07]  This is what people are requesting.
[04:56:09]  These sick trolls.
[04:56:11]  These are internet people that are watching this and think that it's funny.
[04:56:17]  All right, shut it off.
[04:56:18]  Shut the hell off.
[04:56:21]  Monasseur Joey, are you getting more and more $12 donos up in here?
[04:56:27]  Listen, stop obligating me to fucking watch your goddamn YouTube videos by donating this 12-bucker dude.
[04:56:35]  I mean, seriously, all right?
[04:56:37]  I'm getting tired of this shit.
[04:56:39]  All right.
[04:56:39]  I was having a great baller Friday, great episode 54.
[04:56:43]  Everything was so great.
[04:56:44]  And then you sons of bitches had to come in with your goddamn troll terrorism and cyber verminism, man.
[04:56:51]  Jesus Christ.
[04:56:52]  And listen, what is this?
[04:56:53]  Soon.
[04:56:54]  All right.
[04:56:55]  Soon requested this next one.
[04:56:57]  Soon.
[04:56:58]  I wonder what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[04:57:00]  Soon.
[04:57:02]  What?
[04:57:02]  Oh, shit.
[04:57:03]  Hold on.
[04:57:04]  I fucked up.
[04:57:06]  Oh, okay.
[04:57:07]  Hold on.
[04:57:07]  Let me make sure that this doesn't have some man ass or some kind of bullshit like that.
[04:57:13]  All right.
[04:57:13]  Here it is.
[04:57:14]  This is from Soon, okay?
[04:57:16]  Soon requested this.
[04:57:18]  All right.
[04:57:18]  What is this?
[04:57:19]  Put it on.
[04:57:21]  soon requested this.

=== Skynet Energy Usage (04:05) ===

[04:57:27]  Robots eliminating the human race, I am...
[04:57:31]  I don't think that's outside of the realm of possibilities, if you want my opinion.
[04:57:36]  Let's go.
[04:57:42]  Soon, huh?
[04:57:50]  And you know something?
[04:57:52]  I'm going to say something after this, okay?
[04:57:58]  Wow, this is like extra foot.
[04:58:00]  What is this?
[04:58:01]  This extra footage here, very interesting.
[04:58:08]  Extra footage here.
[04:58:10]  All right.
[04:58:10]  Let me, that's enough.
[04:58:12]  All right.
[04:58:12]  Go ahead.
[04:58:12]  Let me let me go ahead and get back.
[04:58:14]  Let me explain something to you.
[04:58:16]  I personally believe that we are going to be eliminated by artificial intelligence, robots, but it's not going to be because of some moral principle like the Terminator, in which in the Terminator,
[04:58:31]  Skynet has a moral dilemma because it finally realizes that the true problem of warfare and destruction was humanity and that the Terminator believed or the Skynet believed that you had to eliminate humanity on a moral principle.
[04:58:51]  I personally believe that if AI and robots, you know, if they, you know, come into that capacity where they want to, or they're self-aware and they want to eliminate humans, they're going to use humans.
[04:59:06]  They're going to use humans as energy.
[04:59:09]  And if you don't believe me, they've already developed robots that are autonomous and that are fueled by eating biomass.
[04:59:20]  This is already in existence.
[04:59:22]  Look it up on Google.
[04:59:24]  You would probably Google up robots, biomass, or robot eats biomass.
[04:59:30]  I'm telling you this right now.
[04:59:32]  That's where I think it's going because, you know, listen, you've got all these green people that are climate change and yeah, we got to do this and that.
[04:59:44]  And what are they fucking promoting as an alternative to the combustible engine?
[04:59:48]  What are they, they're talking about electricity.
[04:59:53]  You're supposed to plug your car into a fucking plug.
[04:59:55]  You know that our electrical grid system, even in America, can barely handle the capacity that we have based upon our high energy demands because of our dependence on technology.
[05:00:07]  And you mean to tell me that these goddamn green people are doing something good by providing electrical cars when the electrical grid can't even fucking handle our technological demand?
[05:00:21]  So how are we going to electrify all these cars?
[05:00:24]  We're going to have to do something.
[05:00:26]  You fucking green people don't want coal electrical plants.
[05:00:32]  You don't want this.
[05:00:33]  You don't want nuclear.
[05:00:35]  How exactly are you going to suffice the electrical and energy demand of a technological society?
[05:00:44]  You can't.
[05:00:46]  And if you build robots and robots and AI, they're going to be dependent on energy.
[05:00:51]  Dad, I had enough.
[05:00:53]  I want to watch anime in peace.
[05:00:56]  Shove it up, your ass, ghost son.
[05:00:58]  All right.
[05:00:58]  Shove it up, your ass.
[05:01:00]  And you see, if autonomous AI, if like something like a Skynet becomes self-aware and is self-aware amongst all the robots and knows how to tell the robot, all that shit, it's going to be based upon energy.
[05:01:15]  And human beings, believe it or not, as well as all the other living organisms on the planet, can provide energy to suffice an artificial intelligence or a robot that can become the new life of this world.

=== Humans Become Obsolete (03:03) ===

[05:01:32]  Okay?
[05:01:34]  So I'm just saying, I'm not talking about, hey, they're going to put us in pods and shit.
[05:01:38]  I'm talking about they're going to eat us.
[05:01:41]  All right.
[05:01:42]  We're going to be the equivalent of a cow at some point.
[05:01:45]  And the reason that, you know, I'm saying this, I'm not trying to be a hyper sensationalist, but you just got to listen to these fucking people that are in charge now.
[05:01:53]  I mean, take a listen to Bill Gates.
[05:01:55]  Take a listen to Elon Musk.
[05:01:58]  Take a listen to all these technocrats that are out there in Silicon Valley.
[05:02:04]  They're all saying that they're trying to not only develop AI technology, but to use it to build technology that's far beyond the evolution or the dialectic process of the human mind.
[05:02:19]  And, you know, once we go there, I mean, where are we going to go from there, dude?
[05:02:23]  I mean, just, you know, I don't.
[05:02:25]  Anyway, I didn't mean to get off on this soliloquy about that.
[05:02:28]  I just, you guys donated to watch this Terminator thing.
[05:02:31]  And I'm just telling you that my view, the Terminator or if something like that arises, it's not going to be because some self-aware robot or system has some compassion or has a moral principle, etc.
[05:02:49]  So, you know, it is what it is.
[05:02:52]  Anyway, and, you know, humans are going to become obsolete.
[05:02:55]  They're already doing so now.
[05:02:58]  I mean, take a look at the automation, the automation revolution.
[05:03:03]  I mean, you've got fucking places that you can go and some automated assembly line robotic situation can make your food and can make your burger, etc.
[05:03:15]  So this is some serious business.
[05:03:18]  And I know many of you don't care because you're playing video games and you got somebody taking care of you.
[05:03:22]  That's why all you fucking idiots want the yang gang and think that $1,000 a month is going to suffice your sustenance in life.
[05:03:29]  I mean, it's never going to happen, dude.
[05:03:32]  Yang will, first of all, never be president, never even get close to the presidency.
[05:03:35]  And secondly, even if he did, $1,000 a month would only be the new poverty standard.
[05:03:42]  $1,000 a month, if it was given to everybody, fucking burgers would cost $25.
[05:03:50]  All right, we wouldn't have dollar menus.
[05:03:52]  You'd be like, hey, get yourself a burger for fucking 20 bucks, you know, 15 bucks.
[05:03:57]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
[05:03:58]  $1,000 a month becomes the new poverty standard.
[05:04:03]  I mean, it doesn't help anybody.
[05:04:05]  You know, it only inflates all the circulated dollars that are out there outstanding already.
[05:04:11]  You know, it devalues the dollar and it makes everything in price range go higher and higher.
[05:04:19]  So, I mean, you guys that are like, yeah, yang gang, I want a thousand bucks a month.
[05:04:23]  I mean, that's going to be the new poverty standard, dude.
[05:04:26]  $1,000 a month ain't going to be shit.
[05:04:29]  All right.
[05:04:29]  If everybody got $1,000 a month, I'm telling you, hamburgers at McDonald's would cost $20, $25.

=== Zika Virus Mockery (03:59) ===

[05:04:36]  So I'm just saying.
[05:04:39]  Anyway, let me go ahead and drink this.
[05:04:42]  And look, if it's already known, then why are you idiots like Yang Gang?
[05:04:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:04:46]  Are you fucking retarded?
[05:04:49]  Jesus Christ.
[05:04:50]  Give me my drink.
[05:04:52]  The Venus Project?
[05:04:53]  That's a joke, dude.
[05:04:54]  All right.
[05:04:56]  What the hell is that dude's name?
[05:04:57]  The guy that created that one.
[05:04:58]  It was a decent, it was a decent documentary called, what the fuck was it called?
[05:05:06]  I mean, I'm going blind.
[05:05:08]  Peter Joseph is the guy's name.
[05:05:12]  Jesus Christ.
[05:05:13]  Anyway, the guy that made that fucking one documentary about, you know, hey, you know, Jesus.
[05:05:20]  Zeitgeist.
[05:05:21]  Thank you.
[05:05:22]  Zeitgeist.
[05:05:23]  Zeitgeist is the name of the goddamn documentary.
[05:05:26]  It was a good documentary.
[05:05:29]  But he produced a second one, you know, the other zeitgeist.
[05:05:34]  And this is when he started promoting this Venus project.
[05:05:36]  And this Venus project is nothing more than a technocratic socialism.
[05:05:42]  Now, when you have technocratic socialism, who becomes the masters or the governing centralized authority in technocratic socialism?
[05:05:52]  The scientists.
[05:05:54]  And to be honest with you, the scientists are already trying to force their way into being that ultra authority here now by, you know, if you want my opinion, releasing these viruses out there.
[05:06:07]  And, you know, they're already made, like the Zika virus.
[05:06:10]  Let me show y'all something.
[05:06:12]  I think I've shown you this before, but I'm going to show you again.
[05:06:14]  All right.
[05:06:14]  Let me show you something.
[05:06:16]  All right.
[05:06:17]  Like the Zika virus.
[05:06:18]  Zika virus has been around for a while.
[05:06:21]  It was discovered, believe it or not, by the Rockefeller, the Rockefeller Foundation.
[05:06:28]  And, you know, you all heard about, oh my God, Zika, Zika this, Zika that.
[05:06:33]  Let me show you something.
[05:06:34]  All right.
[05:06:35]  I can buy the Zika virus right now online.
[05:06:40]  Okay.
[05:06:40]  Let me show you this.
[05:06:41]  Put on the PC shot.
[05:06:43]  Look at this.
[05:06:45]  Zika virus.
[05:06:46]  Okay.
[05:06:48]  All right.
[05:06:48]  Look at this.
[05:06:49]  All right, everybody see this?
[05:06:51]  And I'll get it frozen.
[05:06:53]  Okay.
[05:06:54]  And let's go to the history on this.
[05:06:57]  Name of depositor is Jay Casal's Rockefeller Foundation.
[05:07:03]  Okay.
[05:07:05]  It's blood from experimental forest Sintel some shit monkey in Uganda.
[05:07:14]  Now, I'm not even kidding around.
[05:07:16]  You can go ahead, all right, and just, you know, here you go.
[05:07:20]  Let me just add this.
[05:07:20]  Let me just go ahead and do this.
[05:07:24]  All right, I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, all right.
[05:07:27]  I mean, you know, all these viruses that you've seen out here that have been exposed to be these miraculous.
[05:07:35]  They've been around, dude.
[05:07:37]  They've been around.
[05:07:40]  All right.
[05:07:41]  So I'm just simply stating, dude, I mean, you know, scientists are trying to force their way as the super authority by releasing shit like that.
[05:07:52]  And, you know, and AIDS.
[05:07:56]  AIDS is another one.
[05:07:57]  I think you people need to.
[05:08:00]  I think you people need to know who Robert Gallo is.
[05:08:03]  Robert Gallo is the guy who created the HIV AIDS virus.
[05:08:09]  All right.
[05:08:10]  So anyway, before we get into any more dialogue about some stuff that you people probably don't fucking take serious anyway, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and go and get to this next YouTube clip because I'm obligated because you have 12 buckers.
[05:08:28]  This one is by All Rise.
[05:08:30]  Take off your caps.
[05:08:32]  I don't know what the hell this is about.
[05:08:34]  Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.

=== RuPaul Drag Show Memes (09:59) ===

[05:08:36]  Please.
[05:08:37]  Oh, are you shit?
[05:08:39]  Somebody farted the national anthem.
[05:08:41]  Hold on, make sure there's not an ass or something.
[05:08:43]  Oh, I knew it.
[05:08:44]  I knew there was going to be an ass or something.
[05:08:46]  Look at this.
[05:08:47]  Everybody, just take a look at this.
[05:08:49]  Look, look at this shit.
[05:08:50]  This is a mockery of our country.
[05:08:53]  Please remain standing for our next election.
[05:09:11]  Look at that shit stain, dude.
[05:09:13]  Shit stains prominent All right.
[05:09:27]  That's enough, dude.
[05:09:29]  That's people are proud of this.
[05:09:32]  You know that people are, this is the internet.
[05:09:34]  People are proud of this.
[05:09:36]  People are like, look, I'm going to show people how I can blow a fart and no one else can blow a fart like me.
[05:09:43]  You know, Jesus Christ.
[05:09:47]  All right.
[05:09:48]  Who else is next for Christ's sake?
[05:09:51]  Monasaur Joey.
[05:09:53]  All right.
[05:09:54]  Monosaur Joey requested this one.
[05:09:56]  What is this?
[05:09:57]  All right.
[05:09:57]  What is this?
[05:09:58]  Monosaur Joey.
[05:10:01]  What the hell is this?
[05:10:02]  Once upon a time.
[05:10:03]  Oh, no.
[05:10:04]  Are you kidding me?
[05:10:07]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:10:08]  I memed the RuPaul drag show into existence.
[05:10:14]  You know that?
[05:10:15]  And y'all remember back in 2010, 2000?
[05:10:18]  This is way before RuPaul Drag Show, all right?
[05:10:22]  I meme this into existence.
[05:10:25]  Y'all remember this, right?
[05:10:27]  You're right.
[05:10:28]  Look, look, let's play a little bit of this, all right?
[05:10:30]  This is by RuPaul.
[05:10:33]  Y'all remember this?
[05:10:34]  There was a little black girl.
[05:10:35]  You remember this?
[05:10:36]  In the Brewster Project.
[05:10:38]  Do you remember that?
[05:10:39]  Detroit, Michigan.
[05:10:41]  I'm not even joking.
[05:10:42]  She was spotted by an ebony fashion fair talent scout.
[05:10:46]  All right, get to the point.
[05:10:47]  There it is.
[05:10:49]  You remember this?
[05:10:50]  Huh?
[05:10:51]  You remember that?
[05:10:55]  You remember that, huh?
[05:10:56]  Back in the old 2010, 2011 days, baby.
[05:11:02]  I memed RuPaul's drag show into existence, baby.
[05:11:07]  Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae!
[05:11:17]  and turn to the right.
[05:11:21]  Here we go.
[05:11:22]  Shantae, All right, all right, that's enough.
[05:11:29]  All right, Monasseur Joey, that's, you know, that's, that's really funny.
[05:11:32]  But, you know, these people that are out here that are trying to, you know, say that I'm some kind of an idiot for suggesting that I invented memes.
[05:11:41]  I'm telling you right now, I invented it, man.
[05:11:44]  I'm not even joking.
[05:11:45]  You all remember that, right?
[05:11:47]  You all remember that.
[05:11:49]  And that was before the RuPaul drag show.
[05:11:52]  And then lo and behold, RuPaul's drag show come in.
[05:11:56]  It just comes into existence, for heaven's sake.
[05:11:58]  Meme magic.
[05:12:00]  Meme magic.
[05:12:01]  Give me my drink.
[05:12:05]  I invented memes, dude.
[05:12:09]  Anyway, let me move on.
[05:12:10]  All right.
[05:12:13]  Man, we've got one more.
[05:12:14]  Look, don't.
[05:12:15]  This is a last 12 bucker, okay?
[05:12:18]  All right.
[05:12:18]  This is the last $12 donation obligating me to watch a fucking YouTube video.
[05:12:26]  So let's go ahead and see what's up.
[05:12:27]  Hey, hey, shut up.
[05:12:29]  All of you people, y'all remember, okay?
[05:12:32]  Y'all remember Shantae, Y'all remember that shit.
[05:12:41]  And all of a sudden, RuPaul Drag Show is all over the fucking place.
[05:12:45]  And I hate drag queen.
[05:12:47]  I shouldn't say, I don't like drag queens.
[05:12:49]  I think they're a disrespect to trannies.
[05:12:52]  I think drag queens are a disrespect to trannies.
[05:12:55]  They're a bunch of ugly men, okay?
[05:12:58]  A bunch of ugly men that live like men.
[05:13:02]  And on the weekend, they decide to put on clown makeup and put on some ridiculous wig and lip sync at a goddamn gay club.
[05:13:11]  Okay, so I'm just saying, all right?
[05:13:14]  I'm just saying.
[05:13:16]  Oh!
[05:13:17]  Oh, it's Nico Angel all of a sudden.
[05:13:20]  Oh!
[05:13:22]  Oh, Mr. O, you know what?
[05:13:24]  your shackle goblin meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh aqui OOOOHHHHHHHH How do you like that, huh?
[05:13:39]  How do you trolls like that?
[05:13:41]  Look at the triggering.
[05:13:42]  Look at the fucking triggering in the damn chat room, huh?
[05:13:48]  Oh, man.
[05:13:50]  Oh, my God.
[05:13:52]  Shantae, Shantae!
[05:13:58]  Oh my god!
[05:14:02]  Oh, my God.
[05:14:04]  Give me the beer.
[05:14:08]  What happened?
[05:14:10]  What happened?
[05:14:11]  Huh?
[05:14:14]  Hey, let me tell you something.
[05:14:16]  I mean, Nico knows, and all these trolls know, they don't want me to win, but I'm winning.
[05:14:21]  I'm fucking winning, dude.
[05:14:23]  It feels good, man.
[05:14:25]  I'm winning.
[05:14:26]  Paula Dean!
[05:14:28]  Paula fucking Dean.
[05:14:29]  Are you kidding me, man?
[05:14:34]  Paula fucking Dean, for Christ's sake.
[05:14:36]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[05:14:38]  Give me my drink.
[05:14:44]  Shantae, Shantae.
[05:14:49]  All right, who is next?
[05:14:51]  Ghost's son requested a ghost's son.
[05:14:54]  Ghost's son.
[05:14:55]  And what the hell did you say?
[05:14:57]  I've had enough.
[05:14:57]  I want to watch anime in peace.
[05:14:59]  Hold on.
[05:15:01]  I better check this out.
[05:15:02]  This is probably some sick anime garbage.
[05:15:06]  What is this?
[05:15:07]  Hold on.
[05:15:08]  What the hell is this?
[05:15:10]  Oh, my God.
[05:15:11]  What is this?
[05:15:12]  Is this a fucking insult?
[05:15:13]  What the hell is this?
[05:15:15]  What the hell is this?
[05:15:17]  All right, hold on, hold on.
[05:15:18]  I gotta do this.
[05:15:20]  Hold on.
[05:15:22]  Excuse me.
[05:15:23]  All right, here it is.
[05:15:25]  This is what ghosts.
[05:15:27]  This is not my son, by the way, but I don't know.
[05:15:31]  This is obviously some fatty-ass neck-bearded incel that's, I don't know, having a problem.
[05:15:36]  I don't know what it is.
[05:15:38]  Put the fucking PC shot on.
[05:15:41]  What is this?
[05:15:42]  Hello, YouTubers.
[05:15:43]  Danny here.
[05:15:44]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:15:45]  You know something?
[05:15:46]  I haven't made any videos in a while.
[05:15:49]  I mean, hold on.
[05:15:50]  Before he even talks, do you see this man?
[05:15:52]  He's eating a lot, obviously eating nothing but a bunch of soy.
[05:15:56]  He looks like a big fat man.
[05:15:58]  And what comes out of his fucking mouth.
[05:16:00]  Hi.
[05:16:01]  I just want to say YouTube.
[05:16:03]  No balls whatsoever.
[05:16:04]  No goddamn bass in the voice.
[05:16:06]  Nothing.
[05:16:07]  Nothing.
[05:16:08]  What is this?
[05:16:08]  I'm only going to say this once.
[05:16:13]  The hatred has been increasing in numbers for three years in my channel now.
[05:16:17]  Oh, your channel.
[05:16:19]  The haters on YouTube are on the verge of flooding with hate comments.
[05:16:23]  Those of you who are my friends.
[05:16:26]  Welcome to the internet, pal.
[05:16:28]  Listen to this.
[05:16:31]  We have been kept sleeping within our own clouds for far too much.
[05:16:35]  Can't even fucking read the shitty road.
[05:16:36]  What a fucking.
[05:16:37]  You must wake up.
[05:16:39]  Oh, my God.
[05:16:41]  Katana.
[05:16:43]  He's got a katana.
[05:16:46]  All right.
[05:16:48]  What the fuck did I do?
[05:16:49]  What the hell did I just watch, for Christ's sake, man?
[05:16:53]  Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[05:16:57]  Oh, man.
[05:16:58]  Yeah, you see, now y'all are going to make these people that want radio graffiti all pissed off now, baby.
[05:17:05]  You're going to piss off the radio graffiti boys out here, man.
[05:17:08]  Look at them.
[05:17:09]  All right.
[05:17:12]  Woo!
[05:17:14]  Oh, my God.
[05:17:15]  And hey, Anthony J said that Angry EBZ calls out Bone Clinks and Casey.
[05:17:19]  Hey, I'm going to cover that tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
[05:17:23]  All right, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:17:25]  We're covering all that in real life drama.
[05:17:27]  And I don't know.
[05:17:28]  Maybe, maybe we'll get to some.
[05:17:32]  I don't know.
[05:17:33]  I don't even know we should call the date line anymore.
[05:17:35]  I don't know what I'm going to do, but it's going to be fun.
[05:17:38]  We'll check out some streams.
[05:17:40]  We'll see what happens.
[05:17:41]  All right.
[05:17:42]  We'll see what happens.
[05:17:43]  It's a Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
[05:17:46]  All right.
[05:17:46]  How many more of these do I have?
[05:17:47]  Okay, this one is by Nico Angel.
[05:17:50]  Huh?
[05:17:53]  Oh, Nico, what happened, boy?
[05:17:56]  Huh?
[05:17:56]  What happened, boy?
[05:17:57]  I was digitally slapping you in the face, and you ain't got nothing to say about it, don't you?
[05:18:01]  You goddamn codfish eating Puerto Rican piece of trash.
[05:18:07]  Woo!
[05:18:08]  Here's Nico Angel.
[05:18:10]  What the hell is this?
[05:18:12]  What is this?
[05:18:15]  Anyway, I'm going to move on to another subject.
[05:18:17]  What is this?
[05:18:17]  We were talking about how Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke delivered an unprecedented conference conference and basically eased the markets and it just started spiking.
[05:18:27]  What is this shit?
[05:18:28]  What is this?
[05:18:30]  The medals, silver and gold, spiked dramatically.
[05:18:32]  Just take a look at that day chart today.

=== Spliced Trump Audio (15:04) ===

[05:18:36]  Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about President Obama releasing his long-form birth certificate.
[05:18:41]  His long-form certificate.
[05:18:43]  Hold on.
[05:18:43]  This sounds like a slug.
[05:18:46]  Can you believe that?
[05:18:47]  Yeah.
[05:18:48]  I am going to release my birth certificate because of the political silliness that has happened.
[05:18:53]  I mean, you know, if the president was thinking that this whole birth certificate thing was silliness, why didn't he just not acknowledge it and just continue on with his business?
[05:19:04]  You know, just by doing this, he's providing resonance and substance behind this skunk-headed billionaire Donald Trump.
[05:19:14]  What?
[05:19:15]  I never said that!
[05:19:17]  I never fucking said that's a fucking splice!
[05:19:20]  Turn it off!
[05:19:21]  Turn it off!
[05:19:22]  I never f ⁇ ed!
[05:19:23]  Fucking son of a bitch!
[05:19:25]  It's splicing, bastard!
[05:19:30]  I never said that shit!
[05:19:36]  You son of a bitch and trolls!
[05:19:39]  You goddamn trolls!
[05:19:42]  You've gone too far, man!
[05:19:44]  You've stepped over the line, for Christ's sake, man!
[05:19:47]  You all stepped over the fucking line!
[05:19:51]  That's a fucking splice, man!
[05:19:53]  That's a fucking splice, you goddamn bastards!
[05:19:59]  You goddamn bastards, man!
[05:20:02]  Fuck you, man!
[05:20:03]  Fuck you!
[05:20:04]  Fuck you!
[05:20:08]  Son of a bitch!
[05:20:14]  I never fucking said that!
[05:20:16]  I never goddamn said that!
[05:20:20]  It's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it.
[05:20:23]  It's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it.
[05:20:26]  I don't mind giving my shekels.
[05:20:30]  I'm not a goblin.
[05:20:31]  Well, thank you, scary Esquire.
[05:20:33]  I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, regardless of what these sons of bitches are trying to spread.
[05:20:38]  All the goddamn lies that they're trying to spread for Christ's sake.
[05:20:43]  Just like the fucking lie you just heard.
[05:20:45]  That fucking splice.
[05:20:48]  I never fucking said that, man.
[05:20:50]  I never said that's a splice, man.
[05:20:53]  That's a fucking splice, man.
[05:21:00]  It's a splice.
[05:21:02]  Don't fucking believe these trolls, dude.
[05:21:04]  Do not fucking believe these fucking trolls.
[05:21:07]  They fuck, they're fake.
[05:21:09]  They're a bunch of fucking liars.
[05:21:11]  They're fucking sick, man.
[05:21:14]  I never said that, dude.
[05:21:15]  I never fucking said that.
[05:21:16]  These people are lying.
[05:21:18]  They're fucking lying, man.
[05:21:20]  Jesus Christ, you're getting me so upset.
[05:21:22]  I'm fucking starting to belch, man.
[05:21:26]  I'm starting to fucking belch.
[05:21:29]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[05:21:38]  You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[05:21:42]  You goddamn sons of...
[05:21:43]  I fucking, I can't believe you people.
[05:21:46]  I can't believe you people will splice garbage that I didn't say.
[05:21:53]  You son of a bitch.
[05:21:56]  You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[05:21:58]  I can't believe you fucking people did this to me.
[05:22:01]  I can't believe this shit.
[05:22:04]  This was going great, man.
[05:22:06]  I love this Mawler Friday.
[05:22:08]  I was having a great fucking episode.
[05:22:11]  I was having a great episode 54.
[05:22:14]  And of course, you fucking trolls.
[05:22:17]  Yeah, you fucking trolls that are out here.
[05:22:20]  You fucking have to fucking do all this stupid shit.
[05:22:22]  You're a little fucking troll and fucking like a little fucking rat, man.
[05:22:25]  Like a little fucking rodent, man.
[05:22:29]  Look, don't believe that fucking last clip.
[05:22:31]  That's a goddamn lie.
[05:22:33]  That's a fucking splice.
[05:22:35]  Don't believe them, man.
[05:22:38]  Don't believe them.
[05:22:40]  Don't, but President Trump, don't believe these pricks.
[05:22:44]  They're lying.
[05:22:45]  They're fucking lying.
[05:22:46]  They're fucking paid by the DNC.
[05:22:48]  They're fucking lying, man.
[05:22:53]  For Christ's sake, man.
[05:22:54]  I can't fucking believe.
[05:22:55]  I can't fucking believe you, man.
[05:22:58]  I need another goddamn fucking...
[05:23:00]  I need another smoke, dude.
[05:23:02]  You know what?
[05:23:02]  No radio graffiti today, man.
[05:23:05]  All right.
[05:23:06]  You trolls wanted to be a bunch of pricks?
[05:23:08]  Huh?
[05:23:08]  You're like, yeah, you know why we got the ghost?
[05:23:11]  Yeah, we're winning.
[05:23:12]  I'm fucking winning, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:23:15]  All right, how fucking dare you?
[05:23:18]  You all splice me like this.
[05:23:19]  And then you think you're gonna get a fucking you think you're gonna get a fucking way with this shit, huh?
[05:23:24]  You think you're gonna get a fucking way with this shit?
[05:23:26]  Huh?
[05:23:29]  I gotta contact EBZ.
[05:23:31]  I gotta know what his lawyer is because I'm telling you, I got two words for you.
[05:23:36]  Fucking trolls.
[05:23:37]  Punitive damages, man.
[05:23:41]  Punitive damages.
[05:23:45]  I'm not joking around.
[05:23:47]  You fucking lie.
[05:23:48]  You're a bunch of liars.
[05:23:49]  You're all a bunch of goddamn liars.
[05:23:52]  You're a bunch of phonies.
[05:23:54]  That's what you trolls are.
[05:23:56]  A bunch of big fat phonies.
[05:24:01]  I'm winning for Christ's sake.
[05:24:04]  We will always find a way to get it.
[05:24:05]  Bullshit.
[05:24:07]  Bullshit.
[05:24:09]  You don't win shit, man.
[05:24:11]  You don't win nothing.
[05:24:13]  Oh, you fucking, you piece of shit.
[05:24:16]  You son of a bitch.
[05:24:17]  I fucking...
[05:24:23]  Oh, God.
[05:24:24]  I'm not.
[05:24:25]  No, shut up.
[05:24:28]  All of you people just shut up, man.
[05:24:31]  All of you people just shut up.
[05:24:33]  I'm fucking, I'm winning, all right?
[05:24:36]  I'm winning!
[05:24:39]  I'm winning, you piece of crap!
[05:24:43]  I'm fucking winning.
[05:24:44]  I win fucking episode 54.
[05:24:46]  It's not for you.
[05:24:47]  It's not for you.
[05:24:49]  It's not for goddamn you.
[05:24:53]  Oh, oh, fucking.
[05:24:55]  Gotta be fucking candy radio graffiti or we win.
[05:24:58]  You don't win nothing.
[05:25:01]  You've been making a mockery of me for Christ's sake, man.
[05:25:05]  John D. Good now, fuck off and end the show, you hypocritical bitch.
[05:25:11]  You fucking piece of shit.
[05:25:14]  I've got your bitch!
[05:25:20]  I got your bitch!
[05:25:24]  You son of a bitch!
[05:25:27]  I can't believe you fucking you fucking spliced me and tried to besmirch me in front of the president.
[05:25:34]  Mr. President, I didn't say that!
[05:25:37]  These are a bunch of lying bastards.
[05:25:39]  They're fucking liars.
[05:25:41]  They're liars, man.
[05:25:44]  They're fucking liars, man.
[05:25:48]  We won, type 5-4 in the time.
[05:25:50]  Shut up!
[05:25:51]  It's my episode!
[05:25:53]  I win!
[05:25:53]  You stupid baguettes!
[05:25:55]  I fucking win!
[05:25:59]  It's my Baller Friday!
[05:26:00]  I fucking win!
[05:26:04]  I goddamn win!
[05:26:08]  I win!
[05:26:09]  Not you, stupid trolls!
[05:26:12]  I win!
[05:26:15]  God damn it!
[05:26:17]  Goddamn, you sons of bitches, man!
[05:26:20]  Shut the fuck up!
[05:26:22]  I win!
[05:26:24]  I win!
[05:26:25]  Episode 54 belongs to me!
[05:26:28]  Episode 54 belongs to me, you stupid troll terrorist punks.
[05:26:36]  Give me my goddamn freaking smoke, you son of a bitch.
[05:26:53]  Shut up, man.
[05:27:00]  Ugh.
[05:27:01]  All right.
[05:27:03]  That feels...
[05:27:11]  I've... I've... I've healed better.
[05:27:16]  Oh, shit.
[05:27:18]  Oh, my God.
[05:27:22]  Uh, an unlisted ninja.
[05:27:26]  Shut up, man.
[05:27:27]  All right, shut your mouth.
[05:27:29]  I see what you said, for two bucks, you piece of.
[05:27:31]  I'm not repeating it because you're a piece of trash.
[05:27:37]  I can't believe this man.
[05:27:43]  I can't believe that.
[05:27:44]  This is what I mean.
[05:27:45]  I didn't say that.
[05:27:47]  Okay, I want that on the record.
[05:27:49]  I want President Trump to know, because he listens to this show.
[05:27:53]  Okay, President Trump listens to this show and I want him to know.
[05:27:58]  I didn't say that.
[05:28:01]  I never said that.
[05:28:05]  I never fucking said that.
[05:28:10]  These fucking people are lying.
[05:28:11]  They're fucking putting, they're just fucking splicing me.
[05:28:14]  Man, all right, you're my goddamn drink.
[05:28:21]  I'm drinking more beers.
[05:28:22]  All right, I'm doing me right now.
[05:28:23]  For Christ's sake man, I'm doing me, I'm doing fucking me.
[05:28:31]  Man, all right, I need some more beer.
[05:28:38]  You know what time is?
[05:28:39]  Shut up in the chat room.
[05:28:41]  Shut your stupid fucking mouth when you talk to me in the fucking chat room.
[05:28:44]  You piece of crap.
[05:28:48]  I need some more beer.
[05:28:53]  Oh god, I never said that, mr. President.
[05:28:59]  I never said that.
[05:29:04]  I never said that shit.
[05:29:05]  I never fucking said that.
[05:29:07]  Man, these people are liars.
[05:29:09]  They're fucking sick.
[05:29:10]  Dude, I got, I got, I got more 12 buckers to go.
[05:29:16]  You people donated $12 to obligate me again to watch your fucking YouTube videos.
[05:29:22]  Are you kidding me?
[05:29:27]  I never said that, Mr. President.
[05:29:28]  Don't listen to these people, all right, don't.
[05:29:31]  Don't listen to these fucking people.
[05:29:33]  They're fucking trash.
[05:29:35]  All right, don't listen to these people.
[05:29:39]  They're trash, they're just scum.
[05:29:42]  All right, they didn't vote for you anyway.
[05:29:44]  I voted for you, man.
[05:29:45]  I put my neck on the line for the fucking presidency man, all right, I put my life on the line man oh, Jesus Christ, all right.
[05:30:05]  Who the Paula Dean, fucking Paula Dean requested this shit?
[05:30:11]  What the fuck?
[05:30:12]  What now?
[05:30:13]  What is this?
[05:30:14]  Melted melted butter?
[05:30:17]  Melted, fucking butter.
[05:30:19]  Is that all you fucking think of me?
[05:30:21]  As some fucking butter chugging piece of fucking buttery steak eating piece of crap?
[05:30:26]  Is that what y'all think of me?
[05:30:27]  For Christ's sake?
[05:30:28]  Huh, put it on.
[05:30:33]  This is what Paula Dean and Paula Dean, melted butter.
[05:30:37]  Drop it again.
[05:30:40]  Are you shitting me?
[05:30:44]  Are you shitting me, loser Hambone?
[05:30:58]  Huh oh, you fucking win shit.
[05:31:02]  You trolls don't win shit.
[05:31:04]  This is my episode.
[05:31:06]  This is my baller friday.
[05:31:09]  It's mine.
[05:31:10]  It belongs to me!
[05:31:12]  And there's nothing you can do, man.
[05:31:15]  You pieces of trap!
[05:31:16]  You don't win nothing!
[05:31:18]  You don't win shit!
[05:31:19]  I win!
[05:31:21]  I'm winning against the trolls!
[05:31:24]  I beat you sick fucking trolls, dude!
[05:31:27]  Shut up!
[05:31:30]  Just shut your goddamn pie hole.
[05:31:33]  Just shut your goddamn pie hole.
[05:31:38]  Give me the fucking next 12-bucker, man.
[05:31:41]  The next 12-bucker.
[05:31:42]  What is this?
[05:31:43]  Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[05:31:45]  And you know what?
[05:31:45]  I don't even know if that's the real Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog because you troll terrors are a bunch of pieces of crap.
[05:31:52]  You're all about...
[05:31:53]  Oh, not this shit again.
[05:31:55]  Are you kidding me, man?
[05:31:58]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:01]  You showed this to me already, man.
[05:32:05]  You showed this.
[05:32:06]  This is not the real Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog for Christ.
[05:32:09]  You've already shown this shit.
[05:32:14]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:16]  Just play it.
[05:32:17]  They paid the 12 bucks.
[05:32:18]  I'm obligated to view their fucking YouTube.
[05:32:21]  Just play it, alright?
[05:32:22]  Look at this.
[05:32:23]  Look at this.
[05:32:25]  It's chilly dark time.
[05:32:27]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:29]  This guy's in a wheelchair, dude.
[05:32:31]  I mean, that's not funny, man.
[05:32:33]  That's not funny.
[05:32:34]  He's a furry in a wheelchair, and it's not goddamn funny, all right?
[05:32:40]  It's not funny.
[05:32:45]  Oh, my God.
[05:32:46]  All right.
[05:32:47]  You know, I don't want to see this.
[05:32:49]  I don't want to see this.
[05:32:51]  All right.
[05:32:52]  Jesus Christ.
[05:32:54]  This is just fucking sick.
[05:32:56]  That wasn't really Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog that donated that, all right?
[05:33:01]  I know that wasn't.
[05:33:02]  All right.
[05:33:03]  I know that wasn't.
[05:33:06]  You guys are just trying to make Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog in trouble with me, and it ain't happening, all right?
[05:33:12]  It ain't happening.
[05:33:14]  All right?
[05:33:16]  Son of a bitch.
[05:33:19]  I'm over here.
[05:33:20]  I'm over here giving.
[05:33:22]  I don't understand, man.
[05:33:23]  You people are hating on me.
[05:33:25]  All right.
[05:33:25]  And I'm giving you fucking five, six, seven hour shows.
[05:33:28]  And you sons of bitches don't even give a crap.
[05:33:31]  You know that?
[05:33:32]  I mean, seriously, man, on a consistent day, you people don't even give a shit.
[05:33:38]  Piece of trash.

=== Winning Over Trolls (15:17) ===

[05:33:40]  Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[05:33:42]  I got one more $12 dono that obligates me to fucking view a YouTube video.
[05:33:48]  And then we're going to, I don't know, we're going to move on.
[05:33:50]  I don't know what the hell it is.
[05:33:51]  right?
[05:33:59]  I'm not drunk enough, dude.
[05:34:01]  I'm not drunk enough.
[05:34:02]  I'm not high enough.
[05:34:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[05:34:09]  I need another shot.
[05:34:10]  All right.
[05:34:11]  I need another fucking shot.
[05:34:13]  All right.
[05:34:15]  I need another.
[05:34:17]  The trolls.
[05:34:18]  The trolls.
[05:34:21]  Oh, Jesus, man.
[05:34:23]  I'm fucking obligated every time they donate a 12 bucker.
[05:34:27]  And wait a minute.
[05:34:27]  Why did that bud just move the bud of I have a big budget is just like right here by the goddamn monitor.
[05:34:35]  The shit just moved.
[05:34:36]  I mean, was it the fact that I was screaming and the reverberations?
[05:34:39]  And that was fucking weird.
[05:34:42]  Anyway, give me my goddamn drink.
[05:34:45]  All right, here it is.
[05:34:46]  A little more natural.
[05:34:47]  Oh, whoa, whoa.
[05:34:48]  Not that fucking big of a shot.
[05:34:50]  God damn it.
[05:34:52]  Jesus Christ.
[05:34:53]  Now I got to take this fucking huge ass goddamn shot, man.
[05:34:57]  Oh, God, man.
[05:35:00]  I don't want to take a big shot.
[05:35:01]  How many beers?
[05:35:02]  Two, four, six, eight, ten, almost twelve.
[05:35:08]  All right, almost 12 for Christ's sake.
[05:35:11]  And man, this is a big shot, dude.
[05:35:14]  I'm only, I don't know if I should take it all.
[05:35:16]  I think I'm only going to take half of it, dude.
[05:35:19]  I think I'm only going to take half of it for Christ's sake.
[05:35:23]  I didn't mean to have that big of a shot.
[05:35:26]  I got one of these shots that's like a triple shotter.
[05:35:29]  All right, but here, let me take one more hit of weed and then we'll move on to scary Esquire Man.
[05:35:36]  Well, how many?
[05:35:37]  I've got two more 12 buckers $12 to obligate me to fucking view a YouTube video.
[05:35:45]  Are you joking, man?
[05:35:46]  Here, give me a smoke.
[05:35:48]  And shut up in the chat room, dude.
[05:35:50]  I'm not an addict.
[05:35:53]  All right.
[05:35:54]  I'm not an addict, baby.
[05:35:59]  All right, so I'm not, I'm just shut your mouth.
[05:36:01]  All right, hi, ghost.
[05:36:22]  Just woke up at my brother's house.
[05:36:24]  Need to catch up with the show as I missed the first part.
[05:36:27]  Hope it's went well.
[05:36:28]  Oh, shit.
[05:36:30]  Hey, Cuckler, man.
[05:36:33]  Cheers, man.
[05:36:34]  Let me tell you, it was a good show until the end here when these fucking trolls decided that they wanted to flex nuts and fucking ruined my Baller Friday.
[05:36:44]  You know, it's not ruined.
[05:36:45]  You know what?
[05:36:46]  They didn't win.
[05:36:47]  Okay, they didn't fucking win.
[05:36:51]  I mean, I still had a good time.
[05:36:53]  And, you know, I'm not letting these fuckers.
[05:36:57]  I'm not, I'm not going to let them.
[05:36:58]  I'm not going to let them win.
[05:37:01]  I am not letting them win.
[05:37:06]  All right.
[05:37:07]  I'm not letting them win.
[05:37:10]  Oh, shit, man.
[05:37:13]  I don't even have any more goddamn.
[05:37:15]  Jesus Christ.
[05:37:17]  I'm going to have to chafe my nose with a goddamn napkin or some shit.
[05:37:21]  I need to blow my nose here.
[05:37:24]  I got this hard-ass fucking napkin here that I'm going to hear.
[05:37:32]  Oh, man.
[05:37:35]  Oh, that hurts my snout.
[05:37:37]  You know, the rough edges of the goddamn napkin hurts my snout, man.
[05:37:42]  That's why I always try to have enough Kleenexes around here, but it just, you know, it is what it is.
[05:37:49]  Anyway, cheers to Cuckler and cheers to everybody else, man.
[05:37:52]  Down forward punch.
[05:37:54]  We got everybody, everybody that, oh, yeah, Captain Desi, especially, baby, making it rain on these trolls.
[05:38:02]  And I'm telling you, baby, they're just pissed off.
[05:38:06]  Look at them.
[05:38:07]  They're just pissed off like a motherfucker.
[05:38:14]  I don't blame them, boy.
[05:38:16]  I don't blame them.
[05:38:17]  All right.
[05:38:18]  I'm a bad man.
[05:38:19]  That's why I tell these trolls: look, you think you're winning shit.
[05:38:22]  You ain't winning nothing.
[05:38:24]  You ain't winning nothing.
[05:38:25]  I'm the man, baby.
[05:38:26]  I'm the man.
[05:38:28]  That's why you trolls are just, you know, now you're starting to realize, oh my God, you know what?
[05:38:32]  Ghost is really beating our asses.
[05:38:34]  Maybe, you know, we should fucking do something in TTS and fucking troll his ass and cut him down to size.
[05:38:40]  Yeah, you almost did.
[05:38:41]  All right.
[05:38:42]  You almost did.
[05:38:44]  But not quite.
[05:38:48]  Not quite.
[05:38:50]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody in here.
[05:38:53]  I'm going to be here for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:38:56]  Take a whiff of that.
[05:38:58]  And we'll see what happens on there.
[05:39:00]  I got a couple of more of these goddamn $12 donos that I've got to view on YouTube here.
[05:39:08]  Man, I really don't want to take this shot, but hey, I'm a, well, you know, I'll take it at the, I'll take it when I leave the show.
[05:39:15]  I'm not, I'm not taking it with you people, all right?
[05:39:19]  I'm not taking it with you people.
[05:39:20]  I'm gonna take it with Mrs. Ghost.
[05:39:22]  Mrs. Ghost is probably gonna hook it up with a badass steak.
[05:39:26]  I'll tell, you know, just mac and cheese, maybe whatever, whatever the fuck I want, man.
[05:39:31]  Whatever the fuck I want.
[05:39:34]  All right, what else do we have here?
[05:39:36]  We got Scary Esquire Man donated 12 bucks so we can view this.
[05:39:44]  All right, what is this?
[05:39:46]  Scary Esquire Man, and he says, you're not a goblin ghost.
[05:39:50]  I don't mind giving my shekels.
[05:39:51]  Well, I'm not asking you to give your shot.
[05:39:54]  I'm just saying, man.
[05:39:55]  I mean, you know, it's the interactivity.
[05:39:58]  I mean, that's what this is all about, baby.
[05:40:00]  That's what the text of speech is all about.
[05:40:02]  It's the interactivity, for Christ's sake.
[05:40:05]  Anyway, I appreciate that there, Esquire Man, or excuse me, Scary Man Esquire.
[05:40:10]  I appreciate it.
[05:40:12]  And let me tell you, I wish people were like you and understood that, you know, hey, man, you know, this is a good show here.
[05:40:21]  You know, it is what it is.
[05:40:22]  But, you know, you got these fucking, yeah, these fucking dumb autists.
[05:40:25]  You know, it is what it is.
[05:40:26]  So, anyway, let's hear your video there.
[05:40:31]  What is this?
[05:40:32]  Oh, yeah.
[05:40:34]  Scary man Esquire.
[05:40:36]  Let's see what the hell this is.
[05:40:37]  All right, let's go.
[05:40:39]  What is this?
[05:40:40]  Oh, shit.
[05:40:41]  Here, let's just go to here.
[05:40:43]  This.
[05:40:44]  What is this?
[05:40:44]  Shit.
[05:40:45]  Here, let's just go to here.
[05:40:47]  You fuck.
[05:40:48]  What is this?
[05:40:49]  Oh!
[05:40:51]  Not this.
[05:40:51]  Fuck it again.
[05:40:53]  Oh!
[05:40:54]  Not me!
[05:40:55]  Come on, man!
[05:40:57]  Oh!
[05:40:58]  Not me!
[05:40:59]  Come on, man!
[05:41:01]  Jesus Christ!
[05:41:02]  Not me!
[05:41:03]  Come on, man!
[05:41:05]  How many times?
[05:41:09]  How many fucking times?
[05:41:11]  Have we done this?
[05:41:12]  How many fucking times?
[05:41:14]  Stop donating a link to my own show.
[05:41:18]  Stop!
[05:41:19]  Stop donating a link to my own goddamn show!
[05:41:23]  Stop donating the link!
[05:41:24]  I'm not going to tell you, stupid troll!
[05:41:28]  I'm not going to tell you, stupid troll!
[05:41:30]  Internet pumps!
[05:41:32]  Shut this!
[05:41:33]  Shut it up! Shut it up! Shut it up!
[05:41:51]  I thought, hey, I thought, hey, I wrote real funny scary Esquire, scary man Esquire, whatever the fuck your name is.
[05:41:59]  Real fucking funny, man.
[05:42:01]  Real funny.
[05:42:05]  You fucking, you know, man.
[05:42:08]  You fucking trolls, dude.
[05:42:10]  You know, I'm not going to let you son of a bitches.
[05:42:14]  I'm not going to let you, son of a bitches, beat me.
[05:42:17]  All right.
[05:42:18]  I'm not letting you beat me.
[05:42:20]  All right.
[05:42:20]  I'm winning this episode, you son of a bitch.
[05:42:24]  You understand that?
[05:42:25]  This has been a good episode for me, and I'm not letting you fucking trolls beat me down with this garbage.
[05:42:31]  All right?
[05:42:33]  I'm not going to let you fucking trolls beat me down.
[05:42:37]  You're not going to break me.
[05:42:38]  understand all right Let me just.
[05:42:52]  Man, I got a lot of, I got a lot of belching going on because you people are pissing me off.
[05:42:58]  All right.
[05:42:58]  I got, what is this?
[05:43:00]  I got one more link from YouTube that I've got to watch for $12.
[05:43:06]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[05:43:08]  Disney Gross Fay Gay.
[05:43:13]  Just fucking asshole.
[05:43:17]  Shut up, alright?
[05:43:18]  Just shut your fucking mouth.
[05:43:19]  All right.
[05:43:20]  This one.
[05:43:21]  All right.
[05:43:21]  This $12 was donated by the trolls.
[05:43:26]  And he wants to view this, whatever the hell this is.
[05:43:29]  Hold on just a second.
[05:43:30]  Hold on.
[05:43:31]  Let's just go ahead and what is this?
[05:43:35]  Wait a minute.
[05:43:36]  Hold on.
[05:43:37]  Hold on just a second.
[05:43:38]  I mean, this is going to be a copyright strike.
[05:43:42]  Oh.
[05:43:44]  Oh, the trolls.
[05:43:46]  Hold on.
[05:43:47]  The trolls donated this.
[05:43:50]  As in this is what the trolls are feeling like.
[05:43:54]  All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
[05:43:57]  Oh, are you, are you fucking, are you kidding me?
[05:44:01]  Are you, oh, and turn this shit off.
[05:44:04]  Are you, the trolls ain't winning a goddamn thing, all right?
[05:44:10]  The trolls ain't winning a goddamn thing.
[05:44:14]  I'm fucking winning over here, all right?
[05:44:17]  I'm winning.
[05:44:19]  I'm winning.
[05:44:22]  And let me tell you something right now, man.
[05:44:24]  All right.
[05:44:25]  I'm not doing radio graffiti.
[05:44:26]  You know what?
[05:44:28]  I'm not making any promises.
[05:44:30]  We're going to do radio graffiti tomorrow for an extended time.
[05:44:34]  And we'll try to get it within the time range of when you goddamn people are awake.
[05:44:39]  All right.
[05:44:40]  I know that, you know, we got to the markets today.
[05:44:44]  We started talking about political and social commentary and all this other shit.
[05:44:49]  But man, look, I cannot let these people win.
[05:44:53]  I cannot.
[05:44:54]  This was my episode.
[05:44:56]  It was episode 54.
[05:44:59]  And this is my Baller Friday.
[05:45:02]  And you sons of bitches can't take that away.
[05:45:05]  All right.
[05:45:06]  And I'm not letting radio graffiti take this away.
[05:45:09]  This is my high.
[05:45:11]  This is my fucking high.
[05:45:13]  This is my goddamn win.
[05:45:17]  I win.
[05:45:18]  I won.
[05:45:20]  I won.
[05:45:22]  And, you know, it just sticks in your goddamn crawl that you just can't believe that I'm just such a bad man that I can fucking win.
[05:45:31]  I'm winning episode 54.
[05:45:33]  Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
[05:45:35]  You don't win a goddamn thing.
[05:45:38]  All right?
[05:45:39]  You don't win shit.
[05:45:42]  I win.
[05:45:43]  This was my episode.
[05:45:45]  This was my Baller Friday.
[05:45:48]  You son of a bitch.
[05:45:53]  I mean, you guys are sons of bitches, dude.
[05:45:56]  All right.
[05:45:58]  I mean, I fuck.
[05:46:00]  Fucking assholes in the chat room, dude.
[05:46:02]  You know, go screw yourselves.
[05:46:04]  You don't win.
[05:46:05]  You don't win nothing.
[05:46:10]  You don't win nothing.
[05:46:14]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:46:15]  What?
[05:46:16]  What?
[05:46:16]  I remember when Ghost said Wednesday he'd do radio graffiti in the first place.
[05:46:21]  Well, you know what?
[05:46:22]  You fucking people take our sheck off.
[05:46:24]  Go shove it up your ass.
[05:46:27]  Shove it up your ass.
[05:46:28]  Let me tell you something.
[05:46:29]  You people think that, oh, you know what?
[05:46:31]  We're going to get one over on Ghost and we're all going to collab.
[05:46:37]  You can suck it.
[05:46:38]  All right.
[05:46:39]  You could suck it.
[05:46:40]  Oh, yeah.
[05:46:40]  No radio graffiti equals you four.
[05:46:42]  I don't forfeit nothing, dude.
[05:46:44]  I'm winning.
[05:46:45]  You understand that?
[05:46:46]  Get that through your goddamn head.
[05:46:49]  I'm fucking winning over here.
[05:46:51]  Okay?
[05:46:52]  I win.
[05:46:53]  I win.
[05:46:54]  Episode 54 and this Baller Friday belongs to me.
[05:46:59]  And there's nothing that you stupid fucking trolls can do about it.
[05:47:03]  All right.
[05:47:03]  Okay, Greg, you had a great value and effort over here there at the end.
[05:47:07]  You ain't taking this fucking shit away from me.
[05:47:09]  Do you understand that?
[05:47:10]  You're not taking this shit away.
[05:47:13]  I have fucking won episode 54.
[05:47:16]  And I'm tired of you fucking people trying to, oh, well, no, you didn't technically.
[05:47:22]  Bullshit.
[05:47:24]  All right.
[05:47:24]  Bullshit.
[05:47:25]  All right.
[05:47:27]  That's just you're just, you're a goddamn liar.
[05:47:31]  I win this son of a bitch.
[05:47:33]  All right.
[05:47:33]  And let me tell you what you all are doing.
[05:47:36]  Everybody, this whole damn show, especially these fucking chat room text chat warrior sons of bitches, this is what they were doing.
[05:47:44]  Put it on, engineer.
[05:47:45]  This is what they were doing.
[05:47:47]  Put it the hell on.
[05:47:48]  Put it up.
[05:47:50]  That's what the hell they were doing right there.
[05:47:53]  That's what the goddamn trolls out there were doing all night long.
[05:47:59]  All night.
[05:48:00]  All night.
[05:48:01]  All night long.
[05:48:04]  That's what y'all were doing.
[05:48:07]  Son of a bitch.
[05:48:09]  That's what they're going to.
[05:48:10]  Wham!
[05:48:11]  Wah, wah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know it and I know it.
[05:48:19]  That's what you've been doing all goddamn night.
[05:48:21]  That's what you've been doing all goddamn night in the chat room.
[05:48:24]  Now, turn it off, engineer.
[05:48:26]  Turn it off.
[05:48:27]  That's all I've been watching in the chat room.
[05:48:30]  And I'm telling you, if anybody is watching this, I'm talking outside the live stream.
[05:48:35]  If you're watching this in the archive, you all know I won.
[05:48:39]  All right.
[05:48:40]  Okay, yeah.
[05:48:40]  They tried to splice me and pretend that I said something about Trump that I never fucking said.
[05:48:46]  Okay, great.
[05:48:47]  One little fucking splice.
[05:48:48]  Big fucking deal.
[05:48:49]  All right.
[05:48:50]  Oh, yeah.
[05:48:51]  Big, big deal for Christ's sake.
[05:48:54]  Big goddamn shut up.
[05:48:56]  All right.

=== Whooping Trolls Asses (11:47) ===

[05:48:57]  I win this, son of a bitch.
[05:49:00]  All right.
[05:49:00]  I win this son of a bitch.
[05:49:02]  That's why you trolls think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
[05:49:11]  Much longer and longer.
[05:49:14]  Amen.
[05:49:20]  Oh, man.
[05:49:22]  I feel good.
[05:49:23]  I feel great.
[05:49:23]  You're not taking this away from me.
[05:49:25]  I want you trolls to know that you lost.
[05:49:29]  You lost episode 54.
[05:49:32]  Okay, great.
[05:49:33]  You had little stupid things at the end of the show.
[05:49:35]  Big fucking deal.
[05:49:36]  I dominated this show.
[05:49:38]  All right.
[05:49:39]  This was an award-winning show that I did because, you know, it's what I do, baby.
[05:49:45]  You understand?
[05:49:46]  That's what I do.
[05:49:47]  I'm a bad man, for Christ's sake.
[05:49:48]  That's why I keep telling you.
[05:49:50]  I keep telling you, sons of bitches, that you better not have a woman within the vicinity of you listening to this broadcast because I guarant goddamn to you, they're going to excuse themselves to go to the bathroom and they're going to stick large pieces of furniture up their uterus pipes listening to the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
[05:50:17]  All right.
[05:50:18]  And that's why you sons of bitches are out here.
[05:50:21]  You probably got your goddamn headphones on.
[05:50:24]  You don't want your wife.
[05:50:25]  You don't want your mommy.
[05:50:26]  You don't want your auntie.
[05:50:27]  You don't want your sister.
[05:50:28]  You don't want your cousins listening.
[05:50:30]  And you know what, boy?
[05:50:32]  I don't blame you, boy.
[05:50:34]  I don't blame you.
[05:50:40]  Oh, I win.
[05:50:43]  I win.
[05:50:45]  Hold on.
[05:50:46]  I got to do this.
[05:50:47]  You know what?
[05:50:48]  I mean, I'll take it off if it gives me a copyright strike.
[05:50:51]  I got to do this.
[05:50:52]  I'm sorry.
[05:50:53]  I got to do this.
[05:50:54]  I mean, I got to rub it in your fucking troll's face because I am winning, baby.
[05:50:59]  I am winning.
[05:51:00]  And let me tell you, tomorrow on the damn Saturday Night Troll Show, I'll win tomorrow.
[05:51:05]  I'll keep winning because you all now know that you are inferior to me.
[05:51:11]  You know, all you trolls, you proved it today.
[05:51:14]  You proved it today.
[05:51:15]  You are inferior to me.
[05:51:17]  And you know what?
[05:51:18]  Let's go ahead and.
[05:51:20]  Uh-oh.
[05:51:22]  Uh-oh.
[05:51:23]  Uh.
[05:51:25]  Uh.
[05:51:27]  Uh, here, let's get to the, let's get to the fucking, let's get to the fucking course.
[05:51:32]  There it is.
[05:51:34]  There it is.
[05:51:36]  Here it is, right here.
[05:51:37]  This is for you, trolls, right now.
[05:51:43]  I'm winning.
[05:51:45]  I'm winning.
[05:51:47]  Here, look at it.
[05:51:49]  I'm winning.
[05:51:51]  I'm winning.
[05:51:57]  And I don't intend to lose again, baby.
[05:52:00]  You're damn right.
[05:52:04]  All right, turn it off.
[05:52:05]  I'm winning.
[05:52:08]  I'm winning.
[05:52:10]  I mean, I'm celebrating tonight, baby.
[05:52:13]  I'm celebrating.
[05:52:15]  I'm winning.
[05:52:17]  I'm winning.
[05:52:22]  Oh, my God.
[05:52:23]  And look, you all control.
[05:52:26]  You all can slap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard claiming that you won something.
[05:52:31]  You didn't win a goddamn thing, baby.
[05:52:34]  You didn't win a goddamn thing.
[05:52:36]  I'm winning.
[05:52:38]  I'm winning.
[05:52:42]  And look at all the butthurt.
[05:52:43]  Look at all the people that are in the chat room.
[05:52:46]  I'm getting triggered.
[05:52:47]  Oh, my God.
[05:52:48]  I'm getting triggered oh god What a great night.
[05:52:59]  What a great night.
[05:53:00]  Hey, trolls, I won.
[05:53:02]  All right.
[05:53:03]  I won out here for Christ's sake, man.
[05:53:07]  I mean, who's still standing?
[05:53:09]  Who literally made you all bow down and just back?
[05:53:14]  You just backed the fuck up from me today.
[05:53:16]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[05:53:17]  Okay, some of you people at the end thought that you were going to get brave and all this other bullshit and splice my voice and all that crap.
[05:53:22]  It didn't work.
[05:53:24]  All right.
[05:53:24]  All of you people, you fucking trolls, were bowing the fuck down.
[05:53:28]  And like I said, the reason that you're doing that is because you people think that I'm the dad that you never had.
[05:53:33]  All right.
[05:53:34]  I'm the dad that you never had.
[05:53:38]  So I'm just, I'm just saying, baby, I'm winning.
[05:53:44]  I'm winning.
[05:53:48]  Woo!
[05:53:50]  All right.
[05:53:50]  And look, people want me to do chat room shout.
[05:53:52]  Hey, you assholes.
[05:53:54]  You people have been fucking talking mad garbage about me throughout the whole fucking show.
[05:54:00]  And you want me to sit here and give you chat room shout outs?
[05:54:05]  You could suck the fucking cheese right out of my schlong head, you dumb son of a bitch.
[05:54:10]  All right?
[05:54:11]  That's what you can do.
[05:54:12]  All right.
[05:54:13]  How you like that?
[05:54:14]  Why don't you lick my anal cheese, you son of a bitch, all right?
[05:54:17]  Yeah, you can do that.
[05:54:19]  I'm not giving any shout-outs to you sons of bitches because you people are trash.
[05:54:23]  And I saw each and everything that you people were fucking posting.
[05:54:27]  And you know what?
[05:54:28]  You couldn't break me, baby.
[05:54:30]  All right.
[05:54:31]  You couldn't break me, baby.
[05:54:35]  You couldn't break me.
[05:54:36]  Look, what the hell is this?
[05:54:38]  Who's still standing?
[05:54:40]  Obviously, not you.
[05:54:41]  You're stuck in a wheelchair.
[05:54:42]  Oh, fuck you.
[05:54:43]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[05:54:46]  It's official now.
[05:54:47]  You fuck.
[05:54:48]  It's not a it's not fucking official, dude.
[05:54:50]  I won this fucking clearly.
[05:54:54]  Clearly.
[05:54:55]  You canceled radio graffiti, you scared fuck.
[05:54:58]  Fuck off loser, we win.
[05:55:01]  Seriously, you're a shell of what you used to be.
[05:55:03]  Hey, asshole.
[05:55:04]  The reason that you people are thinking that is because I'm kicking your ass.
[05:55:09]  I am digitally kicking every one of your asses.
[05:55:12]  That's why you people think that, oh, you're a fucking asshole.
[05:55:15]  You're a fucking loser.
[05:55:16]  And you're half of what you used to be.
[05:55:19]  I'm whooping your asses, man.
[05:55:22]  I mean, that's why you're pissed off.
[05:55:24]  I'm the king of all trolls, baby.
[05:55:27]  And this episode proved it, baby.
[05:55:31]  This episode proved it.
[05:55:32]  All right.
[05:55:34]  I'm the king of all trolls, baby.
[05:55:37]  And this goddamn freaking broadcast proves it.
[05:55:41]  I think everybody right now, like I said, before I get the hell out of here, I want you all to stop what the hell you're doing right now.
[05:55:48]  I don't give a shit if you're out there kissing your girl.
[05:55:51]  I don't care if you're out there whacking your carrot.
[05:55:53]  I don't give a goddamn what you're doing.
[05:55:55]  Stop what the hell you're doing.
[05:55:57]  All right.
[05:55:58]  Stop what the hell you're doing.
[05:56:00]  I want you to get up off your goddamn chair right goddamn now.
[05:56:04]  All right.
[05:56:04]  You hear me?
[05:56:05]  Get up.
[05:56:06]  Get the fuck up.
[05:56:09]  And I want you and your beady eyes on that fucking stack of dimes you call a neck.
[05:56:15]  I want you to go to the nearest mirror.
[05:56:18]  I want you to go to the nearest mirror.
[05:56:20]  Look at yourself in your eyes and spit your face.
[05:56:24]  Spit your goddamn loser face.
[05:56:28]  Spit your goddamn face.
[05:56:31]  All right?
[05:56:32]  Because that's from me to you, you punks.
[05:56:36]  All right?
[05:56:37]  Because I've kicked a living Jesus out of all of you.
[05:56:40]  All right?
[05:56:42]  12 bucker for radio graffiti, boy?
[05:56:45]  What the fuck does that mean?
[05:56:46]  I'm not like, you think I'm going to give you a radio graffiti for a fucking 12 bucks?
[05:56:50]  Are you shitting me?
[05:56:51]  You think I'm going to give you a goddamn radio graffiti for a fucking 12 bucks for Christ's sake?
[05:56:57]  You got, you got, you, you, you, you're, you guys are nuts.
[05:57:00]  All right.
[05:57:00]  You guys are nuts.
[05:57:01]  You see, you know, you're just like, you're just like a single woman.
[05:57:05]  You think that you can dictate the terms of all kinds of crap.
[05:57:08]  All right.
[05:57:10]  All right.
[05:57:10]  I'm not even, you think you can dictate the terms of all kinds of crap.
[05:57:14]  I won this episode, dude.
[05:57:17]  Anybody watching even in the archive right now knows it.
[05:57:21]  I mean, look at all the triggering in the chat room, dude.
[05:57:23]  The whole night.
[05:57:24]  Fucking pure triggering.
[05:57:26]  Take a look at the dislikes.
[05:57:28]  Pure triggering.
[05:57:30]  I am digitally bitch slapping all of you fucking trolls, dude.
[05:57:34]  Bow down.
[05:57:35]  There's a new king troll in town, and it's this man right here, boy.
[05:57:39]  So bow the fuck down.
[05:57:45]  Bow to fuck down.
[05:57:47]  All right.
[05:57:49]  Son of a bitch.
[05:57:53]  Give me a goddamn drink, all right?
[05:57:59]  And listen, I don't know what the hell you.
[05:58:02]  What is this?
[05:58:03]  Engineer equals Forrest Gump.
[05:58:07]  Shut the fuck.
[05:58:07]  You see, I told you, engineer, they're hating on you now, baby.
[05:58:10]  They're hating on you, engineer.
[05:58:12]  What do you have to say?
[05:58:13]  I told you, don't trust these internet people.
[05:58:16]  Don't trust these goddamn internet people for Christ's sake.
[05:58:19]  What did I tell you?
[05:58:24]  I hear you, engineer.
[05:58:27]  I hear you, but here it is.
[05:58:30]  This is the internet, people, right here.
[05:58:32]  This is the internet, folks.
[05:58:35]  Anyway, folks, I have had a great show, except for the fucking maybe last hour or two, or maybe about the last hour and a half.
[05:58:44]  Great show, baby.
[05:58:45]  Episode 54 completely belonged to this man right here, the ghost man.
[05:58:51]  All right.
[05:58:52]  And I have literally layeth the smacketh down on all these sons of bitches that thought they were so badass and so cute.
[05:59:00]  I'm telling you, I am whooping trolls' asses out.
[05:59:03]  I'm laying the smacketh down on trolls' asses.
[05:59:07]  And let me tell you something, man.
[05:59:09]  Anybody who's listening in the archive, take a look at the chat.
[05:59:13]  I'm winning.
[05:59:14]  All right.
[05:59:15]  I'm fucking winning.
[05:59:16]  I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, yeah.
[05:59:24]  I'm winning.
[05:59:26]  Oh, I'm winning.
[05:59:30]  All right.
[05:59:30]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[05:59:33]  Hey, listen.
[05:59:34]  All right.
[05:59:35]  Maybe if you idiots realize that I won today and bow the fuck down and stop trying to be such cute assholes in the chat room, maybe we'll have Radio Graffiti tomorrow.
[05:59:46]  Maybe, who knows what's going to happen tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:59:51]  That's right.
[05:59:52]  The Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show.
[05:59:58]  Who knows what's going to happen, baby?
[06:00:00]  All right.
[06:00:01]  But let me tell you something.
[06:00:02]  You better get some goddamn respect.
[06:00:04]  You better start bowing the fuck down.
[06:00:06]  And look at Twilly Atkins.
[06:00:07]  Cheers, baby.
[06:00:09]  All right.
[06:00:09]  Look at all the haters in the chat room for Twilly Atkins.
[06:00:12]  Cheers to everybody in the inner circle.
[06:00:14]  And let me tell you something.
[06:00:15]  This one's for us.
[06:00:18]  This one's for us.
[06:00:19]  We kicked these trolls' asses and they're on the floor right now in a puddle of their own blood and piss.
[06:00:25]  Bow down, boys.
[06:00:26]  You understand?
[06:00:27]  Tomorrow when I come on this broadcast, you better bow your asses down just like you bowed your asses down to me earlier in this broadcast, you piece of crap.
[06:00:36]  All right?
[06:00:37]  Tomorrow you bow down.
[06:00:38]  I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
[06:00:41]  I'm winning.
[06:00:44]  I'm winning.