True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 53   Democrats Causing A Fake Constitutional Crisis! They're Anti American!
Aired: 2020-04-08
Duration: 05:59:32


=== Ghost Show Episode 53 Intro (02:14) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:00:04]  What's going
[00:01:25]  on, folks?
[00:01:26]  Ha ha, ha ha.
[00:01:28]  That's right.
[00:01:30]  It's episode 53 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:34]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:39]  And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
[00:01:46]  It's episode 53.
[00:01:49]  And you know what time it is?
[00:01:50]  Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:01:55]  They are anti-American trash.
[00:01:58]  Do not believe these people.
[00:02:00]  How dare the Democrats utilize the House of Representatives to cause a fake constitutional crisis?
[00:02:08]  What a bunch of crap.
[00:02:10]  They're anti-American.
[00:02:13]  Democrats are anti-American trash.

=== Democrats Are Anti-American Trash (15:03) ===

[00:02:17]  And I'm sick and tired of having these people get away with what they're getting away with.
[00:02:23]  Spread the show around like wildfire.
[00:02:27]  Episode 53 of the ghost show.
[00:02:31]  And shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
[00:02:34]  I'm not late.
[00:02:36]  I say that I'm going to broadcast the ghost show Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8.30-ish, you son of a bitch.
[00:02:45]  So shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
[00:02:48]  I'm not late.
[00:02:50]  All right?
[00:02:51]  So just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:02:54]  Sick and tired of these people out here trying to say I'm late for Christ's sake.
[00:02:59]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:03:01]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:03:04]  All right, go ahead and take me out, Injure.
[00:03:06]  Take the goddamn music off for Christ's sake.
[00:03:08]  Anyway, what's going on here?
[00:03:10]  I think we got a dono.
[00:03:12]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:03:12]  Hold on.
[00:03:15]  Hold on a second.
[00:03:15]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:03:16]  Remember to unironically thumbs up this broadcast to help promote the ghost show.
[00:03:21]  Yeah, thank you.
[00:03:22]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:23]  I appreciate it for Christ's sake.
[00:03:24]  We got Cuckler third in the house.
[00:03:26]  I hope the show works out tonight.
[00:03:28]  I hope so too.
[00:03:30]  I hope so too, for heaven's sake, man.
[00:03:33]  I hope so too.
[00:03:34]  All right.
[00:03:35]  Paid crisis actor.
[00:03:37]  Remember to unironically thumbs up this video.
[00:03:38]  Oh, wait a minute.
[00:03:39]  All right, I redid the wrong one.
[00:03:42]  I did the wrong one.
[00:03:43]  All right, here it is.
[00:03:44]  Paid crisis actor.
[00:03:46]  Give me my respect.
[00:03:47]  I'm not a freaking.
[00:03:49]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:03:51]  Just shut your stupid mouth for Christ's sake.
[00:03:54]  Lost episode for 12 bucks.
[00:03:56]  Look, I don't want to do these damn 12 buckers, okay?
[00:03:59]  All right, I'm not joking around.
[00:04:01]  I don't want to do these 12 buckers anymore.
[00:04:03]  Imperial.
[00:04:04]  I'm calling for Grand Wizard Hambone Lur.
[00:04:06]  Roses are red.
[00:04:08]  Tacos are enjoyable.
[00:04:09]  Don't blame Mexicans because you're unemployable.
[00:04:13]  What are you talking about, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:04:16]  What are you talking about?
[00:04:18]  Now, listen, listen here, you assholes.
[00:04:21]  I am not late.
[00:04:23]  I'm not around 8:30 p.m.
[00:04:25]  I'm not standard time.
[00:04:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:04:27]  I'm not, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:04:29]  I'm not afraid of being than when I say that.
[00:04:30]  All right, assholes.
[00:04:31]  I'm not late.
[00:04:32]  Whoever the hell donated this ghost.
[00:04:35]  I'm not late.
[00:04:36]  I say that I'm going to be here Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8:30-ish.
[00:04:41]  8:30-ish, you scumbags, all right?
[00:04:44]  I'm tired of you people sitting here making these false indictments against me for Christ's sake, alright?
[00:04:49]  I am not late.
[00:04:51]  All right, sit there and shut up.
[00:04:53]  Everybody, calm down.
[00:04:54]  Now, look, I don't want to do these $12, these $12 anymore, dude.
[00:04:59]  I do not want to.
[00:05:00]  And shut up, man.
[00:05:02]  You fucking sons of bitches in the chat room better shut your mouth saying I'm late.
[00:05:06]  All right.
[00:05:06]  I'm not late.
[00:05:08]  Shut up, Nico.
[00:05:10]  I'm not goddamn late.
[00:05:11]  Sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
[00:05:13]  I don't want to hear from you today.
[00:05:15]  Aw, of course.
[00:05:17]  Yes, of course.
[00:05:18]  Ghost hates him.
[00:05:20]  Yeah, look at Dark Mean Magician Girl thinks that she's so goddamn important.
[00:05:25]  All right, let us just fucking happen to you.
[00:05:29]  Come on with these damn 12 buckers.
[00:05:31]  I don't want to do them, man.
[00:05:33]  I want to talk about some stuff.
[00:05:35]  This is all for you, G-H-O-S-T-L.
[00:05:38]  Here's Jamie Williamson.
[00:05:39]  I can only imagine what the hell that is, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:43]  mcafee 2020 are you kidding me you are hella late john mcafee is coming out with a crypto credit card what do you think i really trust john mcafee Yeah, I really trust that son of a bitch.
[00:05:53]  Yeah.
[00:05:55]  All right, wheelchair wet.
[00:05:56]  Shut up, Wheelchair Wednesday.
[00:05:58]  I got your freaking wheel.
[00:05:59]  I'm not in a wheelchair, first of all, alright?
[00:06:01]  I'd buy that for a while.
[00:06:04]  Ghost 12 Bucker Show, asshole.
[00:06:07]  All right?
[00:06:09]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[00:06:12]  Man, can y'all stop with the 12 buckers?
[00:06:15]  I'm not joking.
[00:06:16]  I got serious stuff to talk about.
[00:06:19]  All right?
[00:06:21]  The fake jackler.
[00:06:22]  I hope today's episode goes decent.
[00:06:25]  It doesn't look like it.
[00:06:26]  It doesn't look like it's a fake jackler.
[00:06:28]  Look at me.
[00:06:29]  Look at that.
[00:06:29]  They're piling on the 12 buckers, dude.
[00:06:33]  I mean, you understand?
[00:06:34]  I want to talk about some things.
[00:06:35]  I want to talk about how the Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:06:40]  That's what I want to talk about.
[00:06:41]  But you got Jamie Williamson and all these other assholes like Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[00:06:46]  Fucking doing these fucking 12 buckers, man.
[00:06:50]  Dark Mean Magician, man.
[00:06:52]  Who the hell is that CX in the chest?
[00:06:54]  CX is dead.
[00:06:55]  All right, asshole.
[00:06:56]  CX is gone.
[00:06:57]  All right, enough of that.
[00:06:59]  Ha ha ha.
[00:07:00]  What a wonderful gift.
[00:07:01]  Trump admitting he did heavy tax fraud for decades on Twitter, so he didn't.
[00:07:06]  Shove it up, you're from placing a billion dollars.
[00:07:08]  Hey, it's just good taxes.
[00:07:10]  Hey, it's just good accountants.
[00:07:12]  It's just good accountants, which you don't have because you're a leftist piece of trash, Evil Mira.
[00:07:17]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:07:18]  What happened?
[00:07:18]  Did you have wheelchair troubles again?
[00:07:21]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:07:22]  I didn't have that.
[00:07:22]  I don't have a wheelchair asshole.
[00:07:24]  All right, shut up.
[00:07:26]  And look, Jamie Williamson, can you calm your ass down?
[00:07:30]  Can you calm your ass down?
[00:07:32]  I'd buy that for a time.
[00:07:34]  Captain Hook, what will today bring?
[00:07:36]  Well, obviously not very.
[00:07:38]  Just a bunch of garbage.
[00:07:41]  It's a bunch of garbage.
[00:07:43]  All right.
[00:07:44]  Ghost hates McConfirmed.
[00:07:45]  Also, you're late again.
[00:07:47]  I'm not late.
[00:07:48]  Shut up.
[00:07:49]  I'm not goddamn late.
[00:07:52]  All right, crypto bullrun.
[00:07:54]  When do you think BTC will stop?
[00:07:56]  Once BTC does stop pumping, it'll be altcoin buying season across the board.
[00:08:00]  Did y'all hear about the $40 million in Bitcoin that got stolen from Binance?
[00:08:08]  $40 million in Bitcoin got stolen from Binance.
[00:08:11]  Jamie Williamson.
[00:08:13]  I'm cosplaying as Jamie Williams.
[00:08:15]  Stupid bro.
[00:08:17]  All right, true 12-bucker radio.
[00:08:20]  Listen, just stop, okay?
[00:08:22]  I want to talk about some serious subject matters here, all right?
[00:08:25]  $40 million in Bitcoin was stolen by the big trading platform, Binance, all right?
[00:08:34]  If y'all haven't read about that, I think that's going to put a little bit of a dent in Bitcoin first and foremost.
[00:08:40]  And secondly, the inner circle coin quantum QTUM, we're continuing to accumulate it because of the proof of stake.
[00:08:49]  The proof of stake.
[00:08:51]  The grand wizard Laitler, and I'm not saying that, I'm not saying that damn derogatory, racist term, all right?
[00:08:57]  I mean, one person just started staking their goddamn quantum, and they've already gotten three payouts within a couple of weeks.
[00:09:04]  Hey, Ghost, really enjoyed your last show, especially the last two and a half hours of esoteric and conspiracy talk.
[00:09:11]  Ghost, just do the $12 videos on your own time.
[00:09:15]  No one says you have to do them right away.
[00:09:18]  That's a good point, Edgy Bra.
[00:09:20]  That's a good point, Edgy Bra.
[00:09:22]  Distill it, capitalist!
[00:09:24]  I paid double, so you can listen to the whole clip.
[00:09:26]  I know you like Gordon Ramsey, so maybe this will be good for a lot.
[00:09:30]  I do like Gordon Ramsey.
[00:09:31]  Cheers, Connie.
[00:09:32]  I do.
[00:09:32]  Cheers to Distilling.
[00:09:36]  Start playing them, boy.
[00:09:37]  We ain't gonna be able to do it.
[00:09:38]  Go shove it up your ass, Nico, or I got some things to talk about out here, all right?
[00:09:43]  All right, I'm not some goddamn shekel whore like you people are trying to make me out to be.
[00:09:48]  I'm not some goddamn shekel goblin, you sorry sack of trash.
[00:09:53]  Now, once again, I personally believe that real funny.
[00:09:59]  Whoever the hell donated that, you go burning hell.
[00:10:02]  All right, now we're gonna see a decrease in Bitcoin because Jesus Christ.
[00:10:08]  We should have the troll scoreboard keep track of every day of you being able to do it.
[00:10:12]  You know what, Scat Man?
[00:10:13]  Who the fuck asked you?
[00:10:14]  Excuse my French.
[00:10:16]  Who the hell asked you?
[00:10:18]  I've got serious things I want to talk about over here.
[00:10:22]  All right?
[00:10:23]  I want to talk a little bit about the markets.
[00:10:25]  I want to talk about this fake constitutional crisis that is being caused by the Democrats.
[00:10:31]  The Democrats are anti-American trash, trying to degrade the integrity of our government institutions.
[00:10:37]  And this asshole, this fatty-ass bastard, Jerry Nadler, should step down.
[00:10:43]  He should be thrown out of office for the kind of garbage that he is putting right now on the table.
[00:10:49]  All right?
[00:10:50]  He's asking, and I'm talking Jerry Nadler, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
[00:10:55]  He's asking the Attorney General Barr to commit a crime.
[00:11:00]  I'm tired of this whole, oh, you're not giving us the full Mueller report.
[00:11:04]  You're not giving us the full Mueller report.
[00:11:07]  Oh, yeah?
[00:11:08]  You want to know why this dumbass Nadler and the Democrats want the full Mueller report?
[00:11:13]  And what's being redacted in the Mueller report is grand jury material.
[00:11:18]  Grand jury material of cases that are still ongoing.
[00:11:22]  Now, why does Nadler and the Democrats want access to that?
[00:11:26]  Because they want to know if they are under investigation themselves.
[00:11:31]  All right?
[00:11:31]  They want to know if they are under investigation.
[00:11:34]  They want to see who in the Democratic Party is under investigation.
[00:11:38]  Do you understand me?
[00:11:40]  And I'm sick and tired of this damn Jerry Nadler, this piece of trash, is able to get away with this crap.
[00:11:47]  I can't believe it.
[00:11:48]  And what is this?
[00:11:51]  Oh, here we go with these.
[00:11:52]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be...
[00:11:55]  All right.
[00:11:56]  Yeah, just shut up, all right?
[00:11:58]  Just shut up with that crap.
[00:12:00]  I want to talk some serious business, man.
[00:12:03]  Buy that for a dollar.
[00:12:05]  I mean, can you shut up with these goddamn racial emoji?
[00:12:09]  Whatever the hell that you're trying to do here.
[00:12:11]  Can you shove it up your ass?
[00:12:13]  All right.
[00:12:14]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be aliens.
[00:12:17]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:12:19]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:12:21]  I'd buy that for a sack of crap.
[00:12:23]  Someone should go back and count up how much ghost has made in donos for the last 55 episodes.
[00:12:28]  Hey, you know what?
[00:12:29]  Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
[00:12:30]  Hold on.
[00:12:31]  What business of that is yours?
[00:12:34]  What business of that is yours?
[00:12:35]  Heart, heart, heart, ghost, it's time for me to fertilize you with my deep dark fantasies.
[00:12:39]  Heart, heart, heart.
[00:12:41]  Jesus Christ, this sick Jamie, the alien Williamson over here.
[00:12:45]  Ghost, happy Wednesday, fam.
[00:12:47]  To y'all in the chat, it's around 830, not 830 exactly.
[00:12:52]  Duh.
[00:12:53]  Stay posted for a $300 IC dono in June.
[00:12:57]  It's a very good idea.
[00:12:57]  Hey, speaking of which, I gotta say something to the Icelandic.
[00:13:01]  I want to have a sexy member.
[00:13:02]  Hold on.
[00:13:02]  Have exam in AM.
[00:13:04]  Quick.
[00:13:05]  Are you replacing NG?
[00:13:07]  Also, fuck Ben Shapiro.
[00:13:08]  Yeah, Ben Shapiro's a cuck.
[00:13:10]  I don't like Ben Shapiro either.
[00:13:12]  McAfee 20.
[00:13:17]  He's a pervert, dude.
[00:13:19]  I mean, Robert Murrow, that's all he talks about is sex, sex, sex, I want to have sex as a Weebo.
[00:13:25]  I want to have hentai.
[00:13:26]  I want to post these goddamn cartoon women on my Twitter account.
[00:13:29]  That's Robert Murrow.
[00:13:30]  I'm not going to debate a piece of trash like that.
[00:13:33]  Ghost is all about following the law until it inconveniences him.
[00:13:36]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[00:13:39]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:13:41]  All right, Evil Mira.
[00:13:42]  All right, shove it up your goddamn ass.
[00:13:46]  She son of a bitch.
[00:13:47]  I'm not in a wheelchair, assholes.
[00:13:49]  I'm sick and tired of you people making this insinuation that I'm in some kind of a goddamn wheelchair.
[00:13:54]  Nigger.
[00:13:55]  Hey, shove it up your ass with that racism, man.
[00:13:58]  Don't bring that goddamn racism here.
[00:14:01]  I'd buy that for a second.
[00:14:02]  Proud boys, KOK, Antifa.
[00:14:05]  Oh, well, that's a big crime now, huh?
[00:14:07]  Huh?
[00:14:07]  To defend yourself against Antifa is a crime now, according to Democrats.
[00:14:13]  This is the sickest thing Cuba did.
[00:14:15]  Have 911 ready when you want.
[00:14:17]  All right, all right.
[00:14:18]  Listen, everybody stop.
[00:14:20]  All right.
[00:14:20]  Everybody stop right now.
[00:14:22]  Please stop donating.
[00:14:24]  I've got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:14:25]  And look, I've got a bunch of 12 buckers piling up here.
[00:14:29]  We demand to see those dank videos.
[00:14:31]  Well, before I play the first video, I want everybody to see the truth, what's going on here, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:39]  Me magician, technically a gaming chair with wheels is a wheel.
[00:14:43]  Shut up, asshole, all right?
[00:14:45]  All right, shut up.
[00:14:48]  Now, I want everybody to view why the Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis and why the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, this fat bastard Jerry Nadler, is causing a fake.
[00:15:01]  No, you shove that no up your ass.
[00:15:04]  He's causing a fake constitutional crisis and it makes me sick.
[00:15:08]  Yeah, I can't believe this crap.
[00:15:10]  All right, what is this?
[00:15:11]  Shout out from the proud boys of Western New York.
[00:15:14]  All right, that's great, all right?
[00:15:16]  Wait, hold on.
[00:15:17]  What?
[00:15:19]  Don't you think sentiment alone will make BTC pump for a good few years?
[00:15:23]  Why?
[00:15:23]  It's still top of mind, and even though nothing justifies a large price, it could still become the first trillion-dollar market cap coin.
[00:15:30]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:15:31]  I mean, you're putting a lot into overspeculation, dude.
[00:15:36]  I mean, you know, remember, you know, BTC, there are a lot of alternative coins that are faster, that have better technology, all right, that are more widely distributed, etc.
[00:15:46]  I mean, you're basing your pump on pure overspeculation on Bitcoin.
[00:15:50]  Remember when you called Hasbro Security?
[00:15:53]  That was some funny.
[00:15:54]  Can y'all stop the fucking $12 donations?
[00:15:57]  I'm talking here.
[00:15:59]  Nigger.
[00:16:00]  You racist son of a bitch.
[00:16:02]  All right.
[00:16:03]  I mean, you racist sons of bitches, dude.
[00:16:05]  All right.
[00:16:07]  Again?
[00:16:08]  Nigger.
[00:16:09]  Again.
[00:16:11]  Again.
[00:16:12]  Let me talk.
[00:16:13]  Let me talk for Christ's sake, man.
[00:16:16]  I want to show y'all the truth.
[00:16:19]  All right.
[00:16:19]  Don't believe these anti-American Democrats that are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:16:25]  The reason that the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, that fat bastard Jerry Nabler, the reason he wants the full unredacted Mueller report is because the redacted portions are ongoing grand jury federal investigations.
[00:16:41]  And the Democrats want to know who within their organization are under scrutiny.
[00:16:47]  That's why they are asking, I'm talking to the House Judiciary Committee Democrats.
[00:16:53]  Republican, all right, Republican Donald Trump president.
[00:16:57]  Remember, Trump 2020.
[00:17:00]  The Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee want to see the unredacted Mueller report so they can see who's under investigation.
[00:17:07]  They're asking the Attorney General to break the law just so that they can see who's under a grand jury investigation.
[00:17:16]  Do not believe these Democrats.
[00:17:18]  They're anti-American trash.

=== Fake Constitutional Crisis Explained (14:59) ===

[00:17:21]  And look, I want to show you.
[00:17:22]  Can you shut up and let me talk?
[00:17:24]  Engineer got something to tell you about your labor.
[00:17:27]  Shut up, people Mira.
[00:17:28]  Nobody asked you, you leftist trash.
[00:17:31]  All right, put the PC shot on because I want you all to see this.
[00:17:35]  I want you all to see the unadulterated truth on why these Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:17:42]  I want to let it from the mouth of House Representative Jim Jordan.
[00:17:47]  Take a look.
[00:17:48]  Listen to this.
[00:17:48]  I would ask the chairman.
[00:17:50]  My understanding is Mr. Mueller is going to be here next week.
[00:17:53]  Why are we doing it?
[00:17:53]  You're going to get to ask the guy who wrote the whole darn document.
[00:17:55]  We're all going to get asked these questions.
[00:17:57]  Why don't you hold off on this contempt until at least the guy who wrote the thing spent 22 months and $35 million with a whole bunch of Democrat lawyers putting it together?
[00:18:06]  Why don't you wait and ask him next week before we do this contempt resolution?
[00:18:09]  Gentlemen's recognized.
[00:18:10]  Bill Barr is following the law.
[00:18:11]  And what's his reward?
[00:18:12]  Democrats are going to hold him in contempt.
[00:18:16]  I don't think today is actually about getting information.
[00:18:18]  I don't think it's about getting the unredacted Mueller report.
[00:18:21]  I don't think last week's hearing was actually about having staff question the Attorney General.
[00:18:25]  I think it's as my colleague said earlier.
[00:18:27]  I think it's all about trying to destroy Bill Barr because Democrats are nervous.
[00:18:30]  He's going to get to the bottom of this.
[00:18:32]  You're damn right.
[00:18:33]  He's going to find out how and why this investigation started in the first place.
[00:18:36]  You're damn right.
[00:18:37]  Never forget what Bill Barr said a few weeks ago, three and a half weeks ago when he testified in front of the Senate Finance Committee.
[00:18:42]  Said a lot of important things, but he said three, excuse me, four very interesting things.
[00:18:46]  This is why the Democrats.
[00:18:48]  First, he said there was a failure of leadership at the upper echelon.
[00:18:51]  Term he used, upper echelon of the FBI.
[00:18:53]  Listen.
[00:18:54]  Listen to this man.
[00:18:55]  Director Comey's been fired.
[00:18:57]  Deputy Director McCabe, fired, lied three times under oath, according to the Inspector General.
[00:19:02]  FBI counsel Jim Baker, demoted and left, currently under investigation by the Justice Department.
[00:19:07]  Shut up and listen!
[00:19:09]  Demoted and left.
[00:19:10]  Peter Strzok, deputy head of counterintelligence, demoted and fired.
[00:19:14]  Peter Strzok, the guy who ran the Clinton investigation and the Russian investigation.
[00:19:18]  There was certainly a failure of leadership at the upper echelon of the FBI.
[00:19:22]  Second thing, the Attorney General said three and a half weeks ago in front of the Senate Finance Committee, spying did occur.
[00:19:28]  Said it twice.
[00:19:30]  Yes, spying did occur.
[00:19:31]  Spying did occur.
[00:19:33]  There's a basis for my concern about the spying that took place.
[00:19:37]  And maybe the most interesting thing, two terms he used that, frankly, I find frightening.
[00:19:43]  He said there was, in his judgment, he thinks there may have been unauthorized surveillance and political surveillance.
[00:19:50]  Now, did y'all hear that?
[00:19:52]  Now, did y'all hear that?
[00:19:53]  Political surveillance, meaning that the Democrats politically weaponized the FBI, and there is beyond proof.
[00:20:01]  I mean, the text messages between Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, Peter Strzok being the head of counterintelligence at the FBI, who also oversaw the Hillary Clinton email investigation, who also oversaw the Russia Trump investigation.
[00:20:16]  I mean, let's get to the bottom of why these damn Democrats want to cause a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:20:24]  They want the unredacted Mueller report so they can see who within their sphere of influence, within their party, is under a grand jury investigation because that's the only parts that are being redacted from this House Judiciary Committee.
[00:20:39]  What the fuck do you want?
[00:20:42]  What?
[00:20:42]  No.
[00:20:44]  No.
[00:20:46]  And look, whoever donated presidential failure for three bucks, you're a piece of shit.
[00:20:51]  And whoever donated no twice for three bucks, you're a piece of crap.
[00:20:55]  And hail Donald Trump.
[00:20:57]  All right, don't do that.
[00:20:59]  Don't go there.
[00:21:00]  Don't do what that Fruit Bowl alt-right Richard Spencer did.
[00:21:03]  All right.
[00:21:04]  All right.
[00:21:05]  Now, I'm telling you all right now, this is a disgrace.
[00:21:09]  Jim Jordan was 100% correct.
[00:21:12]  It's one of the worst periods in American history.
[00:21:15]  And I know that my children will have to live in it.
[00:21:18]  Also, I'll be joining the inner circle myself soon.
[00:21:22]  Hey.
[00:21:22]  Cheers to all of us.
[00:21:23]  Cheers to Frank Zappa and Diablo.
[00:21:27]  What's your favorite Sega games from Democrats?
[00:21:29]  I don't want to talk about my favorite Sega game right now.
[00:21:32]  All right, Diablo.
[00:21:33]  This is serious business.
[00:21:34]  All right.
[00:21:35]  Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:21:38]  They're anti-American trash.
[00:21:40]  And they're literally degrading the integrity of our government institutions.
[00:21:44]  And everybody should be outraged, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:48]  Everybody should be pissed off.
[00:21:50]  But of course, you know, unless it involves a video game or some cartoon fetish girl, you idiots ain't going to, you ain't going to bother yourself to even know about it, huh?
[00:22:00]  You ain't even going to bother yourself to know about it.
[00:22:03]  That's why I'm saying these Democrats in office are anti-American trash.
[00:22:08]  All right.
[00:22:09]  Jerry Nadler, you're a fat, anti-American prick.
[00:22:13]  You were the one that was condoning the Iran nuclear deal.
[00:22:17]  All right.
[00:22:19]  You were going against your own constituents within your freaking district.
[00:22:22]  That's how anti-American you are.
[00:22:24]  All right.
[00:22:25]  And secondly, I mean, Jerry Nadler has a conflict of interest.
[00:22:29]  All right.
[00:22:30]  I'm talking about the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
[00:22:32]  He's got a conflict of interest because the same law firm that is suing Trump in a court of law in another jurisdiction, Jerry Nadler's a part of it.
[00:22:45]  Jerry Nadler is a part of an independent lawsuit, all right, involving...
[00:22:50]  If Trump did nothing wrong and the Democrats are so corrupt, why would he care if the Mueller report showed them for being shit?
[00:22:58]  He released the Mueller report.
[00:23:00]  What are you talking about?
[00:23:01]  He's already released it.
[00:23:03]  He's already released it, you Nimrod.
[00:23:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:07]  And stop donating McAfee 2020.
[00:23:10]  All right.
[00:23:11]  We don't want to hear from that murderer.
[00:23:13]  All right.
[00:23:14]  All right.
[00:23:14]  McAfee is a murderer.
[00:23:16]  And if you want to go and, you know, go back up a murdering piece of trash, that's your problem.
[00:23:22]  Why don't you tell him to go back to Belize where he belongs and stand trial for the murder of his next door neighbor because his next door neighbor was flirting with his teenage girlfriend?
[00:23:32]  Why don't you tell McAfee to do that shit?
[00:23:35]  I'm sick and tired of hearing about John McAfee.
[00:23:37]  The guy's a fucking idiot and he's a fraud in my opinion, all right?
[00:23:41]  And a murderer and a goddamn murderer.
[00:23:45]  So, that being said, I mean, I've got all these 12 buckers that I'm backed up with now, thanks to you idiots.
[00:23:51]  You see, you know, you would think that you people would take into consideration that I want to sit here and talk about some serious subject matters.
[00:24:00]  You've got the Democrats causing a fake constitutional crisis being anti-American trash.
[00:24:05]  And of course, you people are just like, I want to see the videos.
[00:24:10]  Yeah.
[00:24:12]  Stupid morons.
[00:24:14]  All right, let's get to the first one.
[00:24:16]  Lost episode.
[00:24:17]  Whatever the hell this means.
[00:24:19]  I can only imagine what the hell this lost episode is.
[00:24:23]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:24:24]  Well, hold on.
[00:24:24]  What is this?
[00:24:26]  What is this?
[00:24:28]  Lost episode of what?
[00:24:29]  Hold on, put it on, engineer.
[00:24:31]  What the hell?
[00:24:32]  Lost episode.
[00:24:33]  I'd buy that for a dog.
[00:24:34]  Bag Etler, what do you want?
[00:24:36]  All right.
[00:24:37]  What are you talking about, Baget?
[00:24:39]  Bag Ettler?
[00:24:40]  He released a redacted report.
[00:24:42]  Hey, asshole.
[00:24:43]  Didn't you just hear me?
[00:24:44]  Or do you have like crustaceans in your ears, you stupid idiot?
[00:24:48]  All right.
[00:24:50]  I'm not saying that name.
[00:24:51]  I'm not saying that name.
[00:24:52]  What was redacted is ongoing federal investigations that require a grand jury.
[00:25:00]  These are still ongoing investigations that are being redacted.
[00:25:04]  Not even the House Judiciary Committee should be able to see this because they are going to taint the grand jury federal investigation that are ongoing related to this crap.
[00:25:15]  And you see, what your dumbass doesn't understand is that the chairman, this Democratic chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Jerry Nadler, this fat bastard, this anti-American piece of fat crap, he's asking the Attorney General Barr to break the law and allowing him to be privy to ongoing investigations.
[00:25:36]  All right?
[00:25:37]  What the hell is that?
[00:25:39]  Talk to me in American, all right, asshole.
[00:25:41]  If you're going to donate to me, talk to me in American, you goddamn immigrant.
[00:25:45]  You see, that just goes to show you how stupid you people are.
[00:25:48]  All right.
[00:25:50]  I mean, the only thing that's redacted in the Mueller report are ongoing investigations that are under a grand jury, you idiot.
[00:25:58]  And why do you think the Democrats and why do you think Jerry Nadler want to see them?
[00:26:02]  Because they want to see if they or any one of them are a part of that investigation.
[00:26:07]  All right.
[00:26:08]  That's what this is all about.
[00:26:10]  Don't let these Democrats fool you.
[00:26:12]  All right.
[00:26:13]  These Democrats are anti-American trash.
[00:26:16]  They're pieces of garbage.
[00:26:18]  And I can't believe that these people can sit here and call themselves American when they are doing this.
[00:26:23]  They are degrading the integrity of our institutions of government.
[00:26:28]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:29]  But of course, if I try to get that through your thick-ass stupid skulls, you don't get it.
[00:26:33]  I mean, just like the idiot that said, yeah, Trump released it and redacted part of the Mueller report.
[00:26:38]  What's you fucking idiot?
[00:26:40]  You know what's redacted?
[00:26:42]  All right, ongoing investigations that have a grand jury.
[00:26:46]  All right, asshole.
[00:26:47]  Stupid.
[00:26:48]  You people are stupid.
[00:26:49]  Bill Hambone Barr.
[00:26:50]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[00:26:53]  All right, look, let's get to these stupid goddamn 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[00:26:57]  And everybody in the chat room, shut your ass, all right?
[00:26:59]  I'm trying to talk some serious talk here.
[00:27:02]  These Democrats are literally wiping their asses with the Constitution and they're laughing about it.
[00:27:09]  I mean, you had Nancy Pelosi come out today and say, the Congress, the House of Representatives, is the strongest branch of the government.
[00:27:17]  Oh, yeah?
[00:27:18]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:19]  How come when the House was dominated by the Republicans, then Attorney General Eric Holder would not cooperate with the House Judiciary Committee when he would testify?
[00:27:30]  Okay.
[00:27:30]  How come Loretta Lynch would never cooperate with the same committee when, I mean, it's just, it's just a farce, dude.
[00:27:38]  It's just an absolute farce.
[00:27:41]  And I'm telling you right now, if you're a Democrat, you're a piece of trash.
[00:27:44]  You know what?
[00:27:44]  Turn off my goddamn show if you're a Democrat.
[00:27:47]  All right?
[00:27:48]  If you're a filthy, disgusting, long-haired bedwedding hippie liberal and you're a day, get out of here.
[00:27:54]  Get off my show.
[00:27:56]  All right.
[00:27:57]  I spit in your anti-American face if you're a goddamn Democrat.
[00:28:01]  You're leftist trash.
[00:28:03]  You're causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:28:06]  All right.
[00:28:06]  Get the hell out of here if you're down with the Democrats or you're a goddamn liberal long-haired bedwedding hippie.
[00:28:13]  Get out of here.
[00:28:14]  Get the fuck out of my show.
[00:28:17]  Get out.
[00:28:19]  Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:28:22]  You're anti-American.
[00:28:23]  That's what you Democrats are, right?
[00:28:26]  You're anti-American.
[00:28:28]  And you're shameless about it.
[00:28:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:28:30]  Democrats for ghosts.
[00:28:31]  Yeah.
[00:28:31]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[00:28:34]  Real funny.
[00:28:36]  I'm telling you.
[00:28:37]  Barr for prison.
[00:28:38]  Barr didn't do anything.
[00:28:40]  You know what they're trying to claim that Barr did?
[00:28:43]  Barr protest.
[00:28:44]  They claim.
[00:28:45]  I'm talking to the Democrats and the House Judiciary Committee and the Senate Judiciary Committee.
[00:28:49]  They claim that Barr lied about what Comey, or not Comey, what Mueller said in some stupid note.
[00:28:58]  What?
[00:28:59]  What are you talking about, Tim McCrab?
[00:29:01]  I don't even know what the hell you're saying, all right?
[00:29:02]  I'm talking here.
[00:29:03]  I'm talking.
[00:29:04]  Footprints, pig burritos.
[00:29:06]  Filibuster, you fucking damn you.
[00:29:08]  Son of a bitch.
[00:29:09]  I'm talking.
[00:29:11]  I'm talking some serious issues here.
[00:29:14]  Shut up.
[00:29:15]  Six-pointed star dotted shit.
[00:29:16]  Shut up with these damn donations, man.
[00:29:19]  Shut up.
[00:29:21]  I'm talking.
[00:29:22]  Cool button application character watermelon.
[00:29:25]  Emoji filibuster.
[00:29:26]  I got your filibuster, you piece of trash.
[00:29:28]  All right?
[00:29:29]  I'm talking important issues here.
[00:29:32]  Snow Flakler, Snow Flakler, for Christ's sake, calls other disgusting anti-American for political views, won't out his true identity.
[00:29:41]  And you want to know why?
[00:29:42]  Because I don't want to be approached on the street with by you cartoon fetish lovers.
[00:29:47]  All right?
[00:29:49]  Dem's only real American.
[00:29:50]  Yeah, right.
[00:29:51]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[00:29:52]  I know you're trolling now, for Christ's sake.
[00:29:54]  How can anybody be on the side of the Democrats unless you hate this country?
[00:29:58]  You understand that?
[00:29:59]  That's the only time right now in modern day America, if you're for the Democrats, you hate this country.
[00:30:06]  All right, look, shut up.
[00:30:07]  I'm not reading that emoji.
[00:30:08]  All right, I'm not reading that emoji.
[00:30:10]  If you're down with the Democrats, you hate this country.
[00:30:15]  What is this?
[00:30:16]  Bar for prison or zoo?
[00:30:18]  All right, he looks like a baby from the TV show The Dinosaur.
[00:30:21]  Leave.
[00:30:22]  Look, shut up.
[00:30:23]  All right.
[00:30:25]  Jesus Christ, you people.
[00:30:27]  I'm sitting over here telling you about this fake Democrat constitutional crisis, about how they're anti-American trash.
[00:30:34]  And anybody who is for the Democrats right now, you're anti-American scum.
[00:30:40]  You believe that we should have open borders.
[00:30:42]  You believe that we should just go ahead and audit the WBIMF and IRS while we're at it.
[00:30:49]  Yeah, audit the Fed.
[00:30:50]  Yeah, well, that's a whole other issue for Christ's sake.
[00:30:52]  All right.
[00:30:53]  That's a whole other issue.
[00:30:54]  We need to understand what's going on here.
[00:30:57]  And these Democrats, they hate this country.
[00:31:00]  They believe that illegal immigrants are more important than American citizenry.
[00:31:05]  Can you believe that?
[00:31:07]  They believe that immigrants that come into this country illegally are more important than the constituency that votes in these pieces of Democrat trash.
[00:31:17]  And I'm sick and tired of it, man.
[00:31:19]  I'm sick and tired.
[00:31:20]  You're anti-American scum if you're Democrats.
[00:31:22]  What happens when you don't take me to a stars game, you fucking faggot?
[00:31:25]  Go shove it up your ass Kiss the $300 I was about to send to you Oh yeah because I didn't go to a god damn freaking hockey game with you I don't even know who the hell you are.
[00:31:36]  Once she finds out, I'm a doc.
[00:31:38]  I don't even know who the hell you are, so shut up, all right?
[00:31:42]  Now, look, I'm gonna get to a couple of these damn 12 buckers here, for Christ's sake.
[00:31:46]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:31:47]  Hey, Ghost, I've been listening to your show since 2016, and I completely agree with you.
[00:31:52]  They are anti-American scum.
[00:31:53]  These traders should be sent to a socialist pissing ground.
[00:31:56]  God bless Donald Trump and fuck niggers, fuck niggas.
[00:32:00]  You asshole.
[00:32:01]  You goddamn asshole.
[00:32:03]  You goddamn asshole.
[00:32:05]  Ghost's ass is an open border.
[00:32:07]  Ghost's ass is an open border.
[00:32:09]  The sign on my ass says do not enter, you fruit bowl.
[00:32:12]  All right?
[00:32:14]  Jesus Christ.
[00:32:15]  Look, I'm backed up with these 12 buckers here.
[00:32:17]  I got to start them here, all right?
[00:32:19]  Jesus Christ.

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[00:32:20]  But I want you all to know that the Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis.
[00:32:25]  And if you're a Democrat, you are anti-American trash.
[00:32:29]  All right.
[00:32:30]  You hate this country.
[00:32:32]  You believe immigrants are more important than American citizens.
[00:32:37]  All right.
[00:32:37]  You want to take the Second Amendment away, one of our Bill of Rights, one of our constitutionally protected rights.
[00:32:43]  Democrats are the only real Americans.
[00:32:46]  Oh, the biggest threat to America is not terrorism or immigration.
[00:32:50]  It's right-wing nuts like Ghost Trump and the Republican parties.
[00:32:53]  Okay, yeah, whatever, you stupid long-haired bedwed.
[00:32:56]  Republicans are more anti-American.
[00:32:57]  Yeah, right.
[00:32:58]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:32:59]  You're an anti-American trash.
[00:33:02]  All right.
[00:33:02]  You're causing, the Democrats are causing a fake constitutional crisis, and they've got their cohorts in the fake news media running with this garbage.
[00:33:11]  I'm telling you right now, what a sick ass Democratic Party this is.
[00:33:16]  And that's the only reason why, once again, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Jerry Nadler, wants a quote, unredacted version of the Mueller Report.
[00:33:26]  All right?
[00:33:27]  Fuck the stars.
[00:33:28]  Let's go, devils.
[00:33:29]  Never forget 2000.
[00:33:32]  Yeah, no kidding.
[00:33:32]  And by the way, okay, the reason they wanted unreal day, another cucking for Trump.
[00:33:39]  Over 100,000 illegals have been released just this month.
[00:33:42]  Hey, asshole.
[00:33:43]  Hey, hey, D-Ray, I'm glad you brought that up.
[00:33:47]  I'm glad you brought that up.
[00:33:49]  Because look, the only reason that he had to let go of these goddamn immigrants in the United States, because that's the current law.
[00:33:57]  That's the current law, and the Congress doesn't even want to touch it.
[00:34:00]  They want to cause fake constitutional crisis as opposed to writing decent immigration policy that the president can sign.
[00:34:08]  But all is not lost.
[00:34:10]  All is not lost.
[00:34:13]  Hey, look, I'm not reading that because that's a, I don't understand what the hell that says.
[00:34:17]  If you're going to do a text-to-speech to me, you speak to me in American, you piece of trash.
[00:34:23]  You speak to me in American.
[00:34:25]  Now, I want to tell you something, D-Ray.
[00:34:28]  All right.
[00:34:28]  All is not lost.
[00:34:29]  The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals this past Tuesday granted the Trump administration's request to send asylum seekers back to Mexico without court proceedings, nothing.
[00:34:41]  All right?
[00:34:42]  So don't sit here and continue to be like, uh-huh, Trump's cucking on immigration.
[00:34:50]  Hey, we've got a Congress that's got to write the law.
[00:34:53]  If you're a mafioso, vote Republican.
[00:34:56]  If you're a cartel member, vote Republican.
[00:34:58]  You're an idiot.
[00:34:58]  If you smuggle weed, you're a goddamn idiot, all right?
[00:35:02]  Just sit there and shut up.
[00:35:04]  All right, let's get to these goddamn videos for Christ's sake.
[00:35:07]  But once again, all right, D-Ray, even though you don't understand how this government works, the Congress has to make new immigration laws for the president to sign, all right?
[00:35:18]  You son of a bitch.
[00:35:19]  All right, and by the way, don't be posting links in my goddamn chat room, you idiot.
[00:35:23]  I'm freaking, get this idiot out of here.
[00:35:26]  Get that idiot that didn't post it.
[00:35:28]  Get him out of here.
[00:35:29]  Both parties are full of shit.
[00:35:31]  No matter if they're Democrats or Republicans, both spread to you the same lies and bullshit.
[00:35:37]  Oh, jeez.
[00:35:38]  That's why American politics are a joke.
[00:35:40]  All right.
[00:35:40]  Well, whatever.
[00:35:42]  Listen, the reason that the American political system is a joke is because it's ran by a bunch of freaking sick maniacs.
[00:35:50]  All right.
[00:35:50]  And we got to thank Trump for, you know, at least being a man of sound reason and moral principle to come in and shake up this damn organized criminal organization called Washington, D.C. All right?
[00:36:05]  And diarrhea fetish with ghosts, that's disgusting, dude.
[00:36:08]  I'm not reading that.
[00:36:11]  Listen, stop donating the 12 buckers, dude.
[00:36:14]  All right.
[00:36:14]  Stop.
[00:36:16]  Stop donating the 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[00:36:18]  All right.
[00:36:20]  Press eggplant in the chat if Ghost is more anti-American than Nikolai the Russian.
[00:36:24]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:36:26]  All right.
[00:36:26]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:36:27]  Look, I'm tired of you people.
[00:36:29]  All right, let's get with these $12 donations.
[00:36:32]  And look, stop with the $12, man.
[00:36:34]  Stop obligating me to watch these sick-ass videos of yours.
[00:36:38]  All right?
[00:36:39]  Just because you sick internet people, you goddamn cyber vermin, are sick in the head and you're a bunch of sick perverts, doesn't mean that I want to be privy to what the hell you wax your carrot to.
[00:36:51]  You understand?
[00:36:52]  So shove all these goddamn videos up your cornhole.
[00:36:57]  All right, everybody, let's go ahead and view the first one.
[00:37:01]  This one was by lost episode.
[00:37:03]  Okay, this is the first $12 dono.
[00:37:06]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:37:07]  What the hell did you want me to see?
[00:37:08]  What is this?
[00:37:12]  What are you, what is this, Lost Episode?
[00:37:16]  More cartoon crap, huh?
[00:37:18]  More cartoon crap.
[00:37:19]  How quaint?
[00:37:24]  What the hell?
[00:37:29]  What?
[00:37:33]  What the hell?
[00:37:38]  Oh, no.
[00:37:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:39]  Oh, turn it off.
[00:37:42]  Turn this sick crap off.
[00:37:44]  You see what I'm saying, folks?
[00:37:46]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:37:47]  You see why I don't like taking these goddamn 12 buckers for Christ's sake that these sons of bitches donate and obligate me to watch these stupid videos.
[00:37:56]  You see this?
[00:37:57]  You see that crap?
[00:38:00]  For Christ's sake, man.
[00:38:02]  You see that?
[00:38:06]  God damn it, man.
[00:38:07]  You see, you know, I mean, this is the kind of garbage.
[00:38:11]  This is the kind of riffraff that we have here on the internets, folks.
[00:38:15]  All right.
[00:38:15]  This is it.
[00:38:15]  These are internet people.
[00:38:17]  These are internet people that are sick in the head.
[00:38:21]  They're perverted.
[00:38:22]  They wax their carrots to goddamn cartoons.
[00:38:25]  And it makes it, it's just.
[00:38:27]  And we want, you know what?
[00:38:28]  I'm not going to say anything more.
[00:38:29]  I might say something that, you know what?
[00:38:32]  Just shut up.
[00:38:35]  All right.
[00:38:35]  Just shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes already, dude.
[00:38:39]  I'm fucking sick of you people at this point.
[00:38:41]  I'm so sick of you people at this point.
[00:38:43]  All right.
[00:38:44]  This next one was requested by Dark Mean Magician slut.
[00:38:48]  All right.
[00:38:49]  What did she want?
[00:38:50]  What is this broad one?
[00:38:52]  She's always a thorn on my side.
[00:38:53]  She's like a pimple on my ass.
[00:38:55]  What the hell do you want?
[00:38:56]  What is this?
[00:38:56]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:38:58]  What is this?
[00:38:59]  Niggers.
[00:39:00]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:39:01]  Of course it's something racist.
[00:39:03]  Of course it's something racist.
[00:39:09]  Oh, geez.
[00:39:10]  All right.
[00:39:10]  That's enough.
[00:39:11]  Take this shit off.
[00:39:13]  Of course it was something racist.
[00:39:15]  I mean, you know, if you're not perverted, you internet people are a bunch of racist shitheads, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:21]  And you all know, and everybody across the internets knows that I'm not racist, okay?
[00:39:27]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:39:30]  All right?
[00:39:31]  I'm a nice guy.
[00:39:34]  All right.
[00:39:34]  Everybody out there knows it.
[00:39:36]  It's you people that are the racists.
[00:39:39]  It's you people that are out here that have this disgusting prejudice notion against other people of different persuasions.
[00:39:48]  All right?
[00:39:49]  So go shove it up your asses for Christ's sake.
[00:39:51]  Let's get to the next one.
[00:39:53]  I got a whole pile of these for Christ's sake.
[00:39:55]  Yeah, thanks a lot, assholes, for, I mean, listen, I'm not, you know, I've got people in the chat room saying that I'm, you know, putting Talmudic spells on people every time that I say don't donate the 12 buckers.
[00:40:08]  Okay.
[00:40:09]  I'm serious.
[00:40:10]  I don't want you people to donate the 12 buckers.
[00:40:14]  I don't want to be obligated to watch your sick ass videos, dude.
[00:40:18]  I don't want to do this.
[00:40:20]  So I'm telling you to stop.
[00:40:22]  All right.
[00:40:23]  I'm telling you all to stop.
[00:40:26]  So why don't you get, why don't you fucking listen for Christ's sake?
[00:40:29]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:30]  Who else do we have?
[00:40:30]  All right.
[00:40:31]  Who the hell donated this?
[00:40:35]  Hold on.
[00:40:36]  Hold on.
[00:40:36]  What is this?
[00:40:38]  Hold on.
[00:40:39]  What is this?
[00:40:41]  Hold on just a second.
[00:40:43]  Spunky Spade.
[00:40:45]  Spunky Spade requested this.
[00:40:48]  What is this?
[00:40:48]  Hold on.
[00:40:49]  What is this crap?
[00:40:51]  Jamie, you're going to shoot somebody.
[00:40:53]  I knew it.
[00:40:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:55]  How did I know that?
[00:40:56]  Oh, geez.
[00:40:57]  This dude.
[00:41:00]  I hate this dude.
[00:41:01]  This dude is a horrible, horrible comedian.
[00:41:04]  What on the side?
[00:41:05]  I mean.
[00:41:06]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:41:08]  I hate this.
[00:41:08]  Look at this smuck.
[00:41:10]  Look at this smuck.
[00:41:11]  I mean, for Christ's sake, dude, I mean, I could take a turd and it has better talent than this son of a bitch.
[00:41:18]  And by the way, this broad Marissa Menuno, she's got brain cancer, a brain tumor.
[00:41:23]  So our thoughts and prayers with Marissa Mernunos.
[00:41:27]  But this guy sucks.
[00:41:28]  Anybody who watches this guy, you need your fucking head examined for Christ's sake.
[00:41:33]  If you think that's comedy, then no wonder we're getting drab-ass, you know, boring ass, dry toast comedy.
[00:41:40]  And everybody's like, oh, yeah, that's great.
[00:41:42]  That's funny.
[00:41:44]  That's great.
[00:41:45]  That's funny.
[00:41:48]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:49]  Who else do we?
[00:41:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:50]  Jamie Williamson.
[00:41:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:52]  Jamie, the alien lover Williamson.
[00:41:54]  I can only imagine what you requested.
[00:41:57]  Go ahead.
[00:41:58]  Hold on.
[00:41:58]  Hold on.
[00:41:59]  Let me see this first.
[00:42:00]  Let me.
[00:42:00]  Ah, Jesus.
[00:42:02]  I got to see this first.
[00:42:03]  Okay.
[00:42:04]  I have to see this because I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
[00:42:08]  I don't want some corn cob up an ass or I don't want anything like that.
[00:42:14]  So I just want to make sure that nothing like you're a sick bastard, Jamie Williamson.
[00:42:20]  All right.
[00:42:20]  You're a sick son of a bitch.
[00:42:22]  Put the PC shot on.
[00:42:24]  You're a sick bastard.
[00:42:25]  Look at this.
[00:42:26]  And why does this have 46 million views on it?
[00:42:30]  Why does this have 46 million views on it?
[00:42:36]  Who is this?
[00:42:36]  Lisa left Eye Lopez?
[00:42:40]  Who the hell is this?
[00:42:44]  Is this Lisa left eye Lopez?
[00:42:47]  I'm a cow.
[00:42:48]  Bitch, I'm a cow.
[00:42:49]  I'm not a cat.
[00:42:50]  I don't say no.
[00:42:52]  Bitch, I'm a cow.
[00:42:56]  All right, you're a cow.
[00:42:57]  All right.
[00:42:58]  Sit there and shut up, you stupid heifer.
[00:43:00]  All right?
[00:43:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:02]  And this is what you requested, Jamie Williamson.
[00:43:05]  You see what kind of a sick bastard you are?
[00:43:08]  Good God.
[00:43:09]  I'd buy that front.
[00:43:11]  What?
[00:43:12]  It's your show, Ghost.
[00:43:13]  $12 donos don't obligate you to do anything.
[00:43:17]  You make the rules, not the listeners.
[00:43:20]  Just stop playing them and do your show the way you want.
[00:43:23]  Stop playing them and do the show the way I want.
[00:43:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:27]  Look, they keep donating them, dude.
[00:43:30]  They keep donating.
[00:43:30]  And I'm telling them.
[00:43:31]  I'm telling them, stop donate.
[00:43:34]  I'm telling these people, and they don't want to listen.
[00:43:38]  All right, they don't want to listen.
[00:43:39]  They think they're so great.
[00:43:41]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:43:43]  D-Ray should be running this show.
[00:43:46]  He doesn't know shit from Shinola.
[00:43:49]  D-Ray doesn't know shit from Shinola.
[00:43:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:43:55]  Why do you let Trump lie to you, ghosts?
[00:43:57]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:43:59]  You're spreading fake news.
[00:44:01]  You are fake news.
[00:44:03]  All right, now this idiot and wordled and wordled, all right, requested this.
[00:44:12]  And of course, it's this sick beginning of this fucking gay porn.
[00:44:15]  I don't know what the hell this is about.
[00:44:17]  I don't know why you like this.
[00:44:20]  This guy looks like he got the AIDS already.
[00:44:23]  Look at this guy.
[00:44:23]  Looks like he's got the AIDS.
[00:44:26]  Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.
[00:44:31]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:32]  Yeah, I see that.
[00:44:34]  Looks like this guy's got the AIDS too.
[00:44:35]  Two pause holes.
[00:44:36]  It gets bigger when I pull on them.
[00:44:39]  Hmm.
[00:44:40]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:41]  Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
[00:44:46]  Well, my daddy taught me a few things, too.
[00:44:49]  All right.
[00:44:49]  You know what?
[00:44:51]  I'm done with this.
[00:44:52]  All right, look, I don't want a couple of pause holes.
[00:44:55]  All right, reenacting some kind of gay pornographic scene here, all right?
[00:44:59]  So, about that metling pot of friendship.
[00:45:02]  Yeah, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:45:04]  Everybody across the internet knows it, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:07]  It's you people and the way you conduct yourselves on my broadcast is what makes my broadcast so bad.
[00:45:14]  That's why nobody wants to come on here for an interview, boy.
[00:45:17]  Nobody wants to come on here for an interview because they're afraid of you, internet people.
[00:45:21]  They don't want your attention.
[00:45:23]  They don't want your negativity.
[00:45:25]  I've read in a couple of blog posts out on the internet that this show has the most toxic community on the internet.
[00:45:32]  I've read that in like two or three different places.
[00:45:35]  All right.
[00:45:35]  So thank you guys.
[00:45:37]  All right.
[00:45:37]  Thank you very much for making me some toxic community, son of a bitch, when I used to be somebody.
[00:45:45]  All right.
[00:45:46]  I mean, let me tell you something, man.
[00:45:49]  People used to listen to me in the hundreds of thousands throughout the world for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
[00:46:02]  But until you, stupid internet people, came along and until you corrupted my show, now nobody wants to come on here for an interview.
[00:46:10]  Everybody's afraid of this show.
[00:46:12]  Nobody wants any of the show's attention for Christ's sake.
[00:46:17]  Most toxic community on the internet.
[00:46:19]  Isn't that great?
[00:46:21]  I hope you sons of bitches are proud of yourselves for Christ's sake.
[00:46:24]  All right.
[00:46:26]  Telling you, you know how to ruin a goddamn show, all of you people.
[00:46:30]  All right.
[00:46:31]  Look, I've got a back-to-back from Jamie Williamson, this freaking sick-ass alien up-the-ass-having pervert.
[00:46:37]  All right, what the hell is this?
[00:46:39]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:46:40]  Hold on just a second, for Christ's sake, because ah, God.
[00:46:46]  The fucking truth.
[00:46:47]  Look, stop donating to 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[00:46:52]  Stop donating this crap.
[00:46:55]  All right, here it is.
[00:46:56]  Fruit Bowl Jamie Williamson probably got a couple of fingers in his ass watching this.
[00:47:00]  Look at this.
[00:47:01]  All right, probably got a couple of fingers in his shit funnel watching this crap.
[00:47:05]  Look at this. Look at this.
[00:47:11]  I guarantee you.
[00:47:14]  Oh, shit.
[00:47:15]  Ah, gosh.
[00:47:16]  All right.
[00:47:17]  All right.
[00:47:17]  You know what?
[00:47:17]  Shut this.
[00:47:18]  Shut this crap off for Christ's sake.
[00:47:20]  All right.
[00:47:21]  What did I tell you?
[00:47:22]  Why did I tell you about these sick perverts on this goddamn internet, man?
[00:47:27]  I'm telling you right now.
[00:47:28]  You sons of bitches, dude.
[00:47:30]  You goddamn sons of bitches.
[00:47:32]  I'm telling you, you all are a bunch of sick bastards.
[00:47:34]  Jamie Williamson, why don't you come out the closet already, all right?
[00:47:38]  Come out the closet right now.
[00:47:40]  Leave your room, all right?
[00:47:41]  Get up, Jamie.
[00:47:43]  Get up and go outside your room because I know your parents are out there and come out the closet and say that you're gay, all right?
[00:47:51]  Say that you're gay because we know you are for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:47:55]  If these videos are any indication they're Jamie Williamson, you're taking it up the pooper.
[00:48:00]  If you and Trump really cared about America, you'd both Cobain yourselves.
[00:48:04]  Oh, yeah, real swift.
[00:48:06]  Real swift.
[00:48:06]  Now, really original, you idiot.
[00:48:09]  Really original.
[00:48:11]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:12]  And I got to play another one by Jamie Williamson, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:15]  I can only imagine what this is.
[00:48:17]  Huh?
[00:48:18]  What the hell is this, Jamie Williamson, huh?
[00:48:20]  Loud Nigra?

=== Jamie Williamson Is Sick (08:09) ===

[00:48:22]  Stupid idiot.
[00:48:23]  Let's move on.
[00:48:24]  Hold on.
[00:48:25]  What is this?
[00:48:26]  What is this?
[00:48:28]  Jesus.
[00:48:30]  This guy is just a complete homo.
[00:48:32]  No, I'm not playing this, dude.
[00:48:34]  This is homo erotica.
[00:48:36]  All right.
[00:48:37]  And it's showing, you know, man-ass, leather man-ass.
[00:48:41]  All right.
[00:48:42]  That's what you're showing.
[00:48:43]  I can't show this crap.
[00:48:44]  All right.
[00:48:45]  All right.
[00:48:46]  Let me let me just show you the end.
[00:48:48]  This is what this idiot.
[00:48:50]  This is Jamie Williamson.
[00:48:51]  Let me put the PC shot on.
[00:48:52]  Look, there it is.
[00:48:53]  Look at this.
[00:48:54]  There it is right there.
[00:48:56]  That's what he wanted to show.
[00:48:58]  This is what Jamie Williamson wanted to show for Christ's sake.
[00:49:02]  All right, take this crap out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:49:04]  All right.
[00:49:05]  There it is.
[00:49:06]  All right.
[00:49:07]  I'm not going to show bear man ass in leather, okay?
[00:49:10]  I'm not going to show a bear man ass in leather for Christ's sake.
[00:49:14]  You're a bunch of sick bastards, dude.
[00:49:17]  You know what?
[00:49:17]  I'm telling you right now, Jamie Williamson, go out right now outside your stupid room and tell you probably got a single mother.
[00:49:25]  I guarantee you ain't got a father.
[00:49:27]  Go out there and tell that dishrag, dirty whore of a mother of yours that you're taking in the pooper.
[00:49:33]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:49:35]  I'm a nice guy.
[00:49:37]  I am a melting pot of friendship.
[00:49:38]  I am a nice guy, you son of a bitch.
[00:49:40]  Hey, wait a minute.
[00:49:41]  Another one by Jamie Williamson, man?
[00:49:43]  Another one?
[00:49:45]  Another one?
[00:49:46]  A back-to-back-to-back?
[00:49:49]  Another one for Christ's sake?
[00:49:52]  Oh, man.
[00:49:55]  Can y'all just stop the 12 buckers, please, man?
[00:49:58]  Please stop.
[00:50:00]  All right?
[00:50:01]  Stop obligating me to watch these stupid videos for heaven's sake, man.
[00:50:04]  They're getting sicker and sicker, man.
[00:50:06]  They're getting sicker.
[00:50:07]  It's off.
[00:50:10]  You know what?
[00:50:11]  I got pissed off at this video the last episode.
[00:50:14]  And of course, you've got to bring it up.
[00:50:16]  Hey, you got to bring it up.
[00:50:18]  You got to keep picking.
[00:50:19]  You got to keep poking.
[00:50:20]  You got to keep picking.
[00:50:22]  I'm telling you, freaking trolls.
[00:50:24]  Once again, Jamie Williamson, this one.
[00:50:26]  And I don't really appreciate this, Jamie, you piece of trash.
[00:50:30]  I don't appreciate this one bit.
[00:50:32]  Put the PC shot on here.
[00:50:34]  Put it on.
[00:50:35]  Stupid idiot.
[00:50:39]  This is.
[00:50:43]  This is not funny, dude.
[00:50:45]  This is not funny.
[00:50:46]  I don't appreciate this one bit.
[00:50:49]  All right?
[00:50:50]  You see, this is why you people make me look like a circus sideshow out here.
[00:50:58]  And I hate Undertale!
[00:51:00]  It's a fruity-ass anime game!
[00:51:02]  Man, this is not...
[00:51:07]  Shut up in the chat room!
[00:51:09]  Stop laughing.
[00:51:12]  Stop laughing in the chat room, man.
[00:51:16]  Man, whoever the hell did this, you deserve a slap.
[00:51:21]  Get up in the chat room, man!
[00:51:28]  Stop laughing.
[00:51:30]  Johnny Walker, you got a real funny asshole.
[00:51:33]  Real goddamn funny ass.
[00:51:37]  Shut up in the chat room.
[00:51:39]  It's not funny.
[00:51:44]  Shut up.
[00:51:50]  I'm not playing you.
[00:51:51]  You people are laughing, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:01]  Why are they rainbows?
[00:52:04]  Walkers, rainbows, asshole.
[00:52:10]  All right, look, just shove it up your ass.
[00:52:17]  All right, I'm not even joking.
[00:52:20]  Shut up!
[00:52:20]  It's not funny in the chat!
[00:52:23]  Shut up!
[00:52:27]  I'm sick of this crap.
[00:52:28]  Turn it off.
[00:52:31]  What is this?
[00:52:31]  Ghost guy friend Mike?
[00:52:35]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:52:38]  All right, real funny, Jamie Williamson.
[00:52:39]  I'm sick and tired of your ass.
[00:52:41]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:52:43]  It's not fucking funny, man.
[00:52:44]  All right.
[00:52:45]  None of this is funny.
[00:52:47]  All right?
[00:52:48]  I need to be taken serious.
[00:52:50]  All right.
[00:52:51]  And you idiots just don't know how to take things serious.
[00:52:54]  All right.
[00:52:54]  You're a bunch of goddamn idiots.
[00:52:56]  You know, you're like those freaking, what were they?
[00:52:59]  Weasels?
[00:53:00]  Y'all ever seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
[00:53:02]  Huh?
[00:53:03]  At the end, there's freaking weasels that, you know, laugh themselves to death.
[00:53:06]  That's you, people.
[00:53:07]  That's you.
[00:53:09]  All right?
[00:53:09]  You think everything is funny?
[00:53:11]  You're going to freaking laugh yourself to death.
[00:53:12]  And, you know, maybe it wouldn't be that bad.
[00:53:14]  I'll tell you, maybe it wouldn't be that goddamn bad.
[00:53:16]  All right.
[00:53:18]  What is this?
[00:53:18]  Hold on.
[00:53:19]  What is this?
[00:53:21]  Nico Angel.
[00:53:24]  Man, fuck you, Nico.
[00:53:25]  It's not fucking funny.
[00:53:26]  All right.
[00:53:27]  Shut up, all right?
[00:53:29]  Wheels bad, man.
[00:53:31]  Wheels bad, man.
[00:53:33]  Go shut up, man.
[00:53:34]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[00:53:36]  I'm tired of you people saying this shit.
[00:53:39]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[00:53:45]  You need to be done like old Yeller?
[00:53:49]  Are you threatening me, you asshole?
[00:53:50]  Are you threatening me that I deserve to be shot in the head?
[00:53:54]  You see, man?
[00:53:56]  Freaking wheels bad.
[00:53:58]  All right, listen, man.
[00:53:59]  I can't go on, dude.
[00:54:00]  I can't go on unless I'm drinking.
[00:54:02]  I'm not joking around.
[00:54:03]  I gotta start drinking, man.
[00:54:05]  And listen, the only reason I drink is because of you.
[00:54:10]  I wouldn't be drinking copious amounts of alcohol like this if you goddamn trolls wouldn't be freaking doing what you're doing.
[00:54:18]  All right?
[00:54:21]  I wouldn't be drinking copious amounts of alcohol like this if it wasn't for you goddamn trolls.
[00:54:27]  Hail Wheel Chailer.
[00:54:29]  Fucking shut up.
[00:54:30]  All right.
[00:54:30]  I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
[00:54:32]  Just shut up.
[00:54:33]  All right.
[00:54:33]  Just shut your mouth.
[00:54:34]  All right?
[00:54:35]  And what do you want?
[00:54:36]  Are you familiar with Gigantor and Astro Boy?
[00:54:39]  No, I'm not.
[00:54:40]  All right.
[00:54:41]  It's probably some stupid, sick-ass animated gay pornographic material.
[00:54:45]  So I'm sure as hell not.
[00:54:47]  I'm not.
[00:54:48]  I don't know about it.
[00:54:48]  All right.
[00:54:49]  I don't know about it.
[00:54:53]  D-Ray.
[00:54:54]  D-Ray for home.
[00:54:55]  Shut up, D-Ray, man.
[00:54:57]  Just shut your mouth.
[00:54:59]  All right, everybody, just shut your mouth.
[00:55:03]  Hey, what is this?
[00:55:04]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:55:05]  What the hell is this?
[00:55:06]  Oliver Coswell, Oliver Carswell donated for this.
[00:55:10]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[00:55:15]  You son of a bitch.
[00:55:17]  Look, I never said that, dude.
[00:55:20]  That is a damn splice, and everybody knows it, man.
[00:55:23]  I never said anything like that.
[00:55:26]  I never said that.
[00:55:30]  I'm tired of you people freaking split.
[00:55:32]  Turn this shit off.
[00:55:33]  I'm tired of you people splicing me, trying to, you know, make me say these disgusting, racist terms.
[00:55:39]  And I never said that.
[00:55:41]  I never goddamn said that.
[00:55:43]  And I'm tired of you splicing pieces of trash, man.
[00:55:46]  I'm tired of you people doing this to me, man.
[00:55:49]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, you son of a bitch.
[00:55:55]  Christ, man, it's shut up.
[00:55:56]  I never said that.
[00:55:57]  Don't say exposed in the chat room.
[00:55:59]  I never said that, man.
[00:56:01]  I'm not a racist.
[00:56:03]  I am not a racist, man.
[00:56:07]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:56:10]  I'm a nice guy.
[00:56:13]  God, you fucking trolls, man.
[00:56:18]  I never said any of that shit.
[00:56:19]  Don't listen to these people.
[00:56:21]  Don't listen to these people.
[00:56:22]  All right, look, this next one was donated by Dark Mean Magician Slut again.
[00:56:27]  She's claiming now she's uncosplaying as Jamie Williamson.

=== Perverted Gordon Ramsey Clip (04:27) ===

[00:56:32]  All right.
[00:56:32]  This is what Dark Mean Magician Girl is doing.
[00:56:34]  She's cosplaying as Jamie Williamson.
[00:56:37]  All right.
[00:56:37]  What is this?
[00:56:39]  I already see an alien here.
[00:56:41]  What is this, crap?
[00:56:46]  Who is this alien?
[00:56:48]  Who's doing this, dude?
[00:56:52]  Who's doing this garbage?
[00:56:55]  And why is this popular on the internet?
[00:56:58]  I don't get it.
[00:56:59]  I don't get it, man.
[00:57:02]  I don't get it.
[00:57:02]  All right, shut this stupid prisoner.
[00:57:04]  He's going to order some food.
[00:57:07]  Walk in and try out like a boss.
[00:57:09]  Walk in and try out like a boss.
[00:57:12]  That's enough.
[00:57:13]  All right, McDonald's.
[00:57:14]  Of course, an alien would get McDonald's.
[00:57:17]  And hey, Emperor Gritty, shut your mouth.
[00:57:22]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:24]  I'm tired of doing these stupid damn things, man.
[00:57:27]  I'm tired of doing these stupid things, man.
[00:57:31]  Christ's sake.
[00:57:32]  And listen, this next one is by Distillen.
[00:57:34]  Distilling, he hooked it up with 25 bucks so we could play this.
[00:57:38]  What the hell is this?
[00:57:39]  Let me see what's up, Distillan.
[00:57:41]  And thank you once again for the 25.
[00:57:43]  Let's go ahead and see what Distillen put up here.
[00:57:46]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:57:47]  Wait a minute, hold on.
[00:57:49]  Hold on, what is this?
[00:57:50]  All right, what is this?
[00:57:52]  It's something about Gordon Ramsey.
[00:57:53]  I'll tell you that.
[00:57:54]  What is this?
[00:57:55]  Put it on.
[00:57:56]  Put on the PC shot.
[00:57:57]  This one was requested by Distilling.
[00:58:06]  All right, cook along with Gordon Ramsay live.
[00:58:11]  I'm going to give you some pointers for the big night.
[00:58:13]  So if you're feeling adventurous, follow this.
[00:58:16]  You need a really nice, robust tart.
[00:58:19]  What we're looking for is a really nice, broad, the most popular, flexible body.
[00:58:24]  Semi-firm breasts, but quite bouncy.
[00:58:27]  And then just lift up.
[00:58:29]  They perverted Gordon Ramsey.
[00:58:31]  So they look wet.
[00:58:33]  Open up.
[00:58:34]  They perverted Gordon Ramsey.
[00:58:35]  Oh, no.
[00:58:37]  Three fingers.
[00:58:38]  Get your hand and almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk.
[00:58:41]  Push your fingers in there.
[00:58:42]  And it's nice and moist and smelling very fragrant.
[00:58:44]  And that confirms she's ready for up and down motion.
[00:58:47]  Oh, that's not.
[00:58:48]  Why do you always call everything, dude?
[00:58:50]  Do not be scared about the boss.
[00:58:51]  Why does the airman pervert everything?
[00:58:54]  That's classed as the dark brown Rolls-Royce part.
[00:58:57]  It's full of flavor.
[00:58:58]  So treat it with respect.
[00:58:59]  Right.
[00:58:59]  And get really nice and comfortable.
[00:59:01]  This is pretty good.
[00:59:02]  Turn her over and back.
[00:59:03]  I mean, come on.
[00:59:04]  Why pervert Gordon Ramsey?
[00:59:07]  And this is where you need a small knob.
[00:59:09]  Imagine you're holding a tennis racket or a little whisk.
[00:59:12]  Jesus.
[00:59:14]  And then confident grip.
[00:59:15]  Firm push.
[00:59:17]  Push, push, push.
[00:59:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:19]  Straight in the butt.
[00:59:20]  What?
[00:59:21]  Oh, no.
[00:59:22]  And just up and down.
[00:59:24]  Oh, God.
[00:59:25]  It feels and sounds a little bit weird.
[00:59:28]  And it's so easy to cream in literally minutes.
[00:59:32]  Now, the secret now is to make sure.
[00:59:35]  This is utterly disgusting.
[00:59:36]  Don't go for a pee.
[00:59:39]  Hold back and wait.
[00:59:42]  I'm going to spread you open and climb deep inside and give you my seat home.
[00:59:46]  Fisting costs $300.
[00:59:49]  And then bang.
[00:59:50]  Out.
[00:59:51]  Bang.
[00:59:51]  It pops out.
[00:59:52]  You get to release it from the bottom and just drip a really nice white creamy liquid down the bottom.
[00:59:59]  Do you give it some form of decoration?
[01:00:01]  Just almost like a little tap and just let it drizzle out.
[01:00:05]  Now my don't touch your face, especially your eyes.
[01:00:07]  It smells like fish.
[01:00:09]  It's strong.
[01:00:10]  No.
[01:00:11]  It's too sour.
[01:00:11]  No.
[01:00:13]  With fucking grease.
[01:00:15]  That smells amazing.
[01:00:16]  That smells amazing.
[01:00:18]  God.
[01:00:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:20]  Stop.
[01:00:21]  Stop.
[01:00:21]  Cancel this shit, guy.
[01:00:22]  You check.
[01:00:24]  What the hell did I just watch?
[01:00:27]  You all sexually perverted Gordon Ramsey, man.
[01:00:32]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:00:34]  Oh, God.
[01:00:35]  Don't you remember you told me you love me, baby?
[01:00:38]  You said you'd be coming back this way again.
[01:00:40]  Oh, baby.
[01:00:41]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:41]  Baby, baby, baby, baby.
[01:00:43]  Oh, baby.
[01:00:44]  I love you.
[01:00:44]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:00:45]  The carpenters, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:00:49]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:54]  Hold on, wait, wait, hold on.
[01:00:55]  What, Emperor Gritty?
[01:00:56]  You'll shut your mouth as soon as I stop faking tard rage.

=== Antifa With Weapons Backing Up (03:29) ===

[01:00:59]  Well, then, why don't you get the hell out of here if that's what you think, you stupid, disgusting imbecile.
[01:01:05]  All right?
[01:01:07]  I'm sorry.
[01:01:07]  I'm flustered right now.
[01:01:09]  I'm stumbling over my own tongue over here because I just this fucking perverted Gordon Ramsey, dude.
[01:01:16]  I'm telling you, you goddamn internet people, you got too much time on your hands.
[01:01:20]  And that's why you need to go out and get yourself a goddamn job, dude.
[01:01:23]  I mean, this is disgusting.
[01:01:26]  And how dare you people do this to Gordon Ramsey, man?
[01:01:29]  I like Gordon Ramsey.
[01:01:30]  All right?
[01:01:31]  If they said, ghost, you can meet anybody you want right now.
[01:01:34]  The first person I'd obviously say is Donald Trump.
[01:01:37]  But if I couldn't get to meet Donald Trump, then I would...
[01:01:40]  Gordon freaking Ramsey, baby.
[01:01:42]  Gordon freaking Ramsey.
[01:01:44]  All right?
[01:01:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:01:48]  I'm telling you.
[01:01:51]  This is disgusting, man.
[01:01:53]  This is just getting disgusting.
[01:01:54]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:01:57]  Oh, I remember this.
[01:01:59]  This is the Battle of Portland.
[01:02:01]  Who requested this?
[01:02:03]  Proud Boys, KO Antifa.
[01:02:06]  Proud Boys, KO Antifa.
[01:02:09]  I remember this is the Battle of Portland.
[01:02:10]  I remember this very vividly.
[01:02:12]  Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
[01:02:14]  There's a little bit of breath of fresh air out here.
[01:02:20]  And we're going to start winning again.
[01:02:22]  We're going to win so much.
[01:02:25]  You're damn right.
[01:02:28]  Look at Van Tifa all backing up.
[01:02:29]  Look at Antifa backing up.
[01:02:31]  Tell him.
[01:02:32]  Look at Antifa backing up.
[01:02:34]  10 feet taller.
[01:02:35]  Okay, tell him.
[01:02:37]  Tell him.
[01:02:38]  Look at these anti-American trash backing up, baby.
[01:02:43]  MEGA! MEGA!
[01:02:52]  We're going to win with every single facet.
[01:02:55]  We're going to win so much, you may even fire them up.
[01:02:58]  Back the hell up, Antifa.
[01:03:00]  Back to hell up.
[01:03:01]  Get him!
[01:03:02]  Get him!
[01:03:03]  Whoop his ass!
[01:03:07]  You're goddamn right!
[01:03:08]  Whoop his ass!
[01:03:13]  You're damn right!
[01:03:16]  And look at there.
[01:03:17]  They're all backing up.
[01:03:18]  They're all backing up to a whole other street, boy.
[01:03:21]  Huh?
[01:03:22]  You're damn right.
[01:03:24]  Get him!
[01:03:25]  Get him!
[01:03:27]  Get her asses!
[01:03:29]  Get your asses!
[01:03:32]  Get them!
[01:03:33]  And look at Antifa.
[01:03:35]  They got pepper spray!
[01:03:36]  Antifa's got pepper spray out here!
[01:03:41]  What a bunch of punks!
[01:03:42]  All right, go ahead and turn that on.
[01:03:44]  What a bunch of punks Antifa is.
[01:03:47]  And that better be the real aesthetic, too.
[01:03:50]  I don't even know who the hell.
[01:03:51]  There's people that are faking aesthetics name for Christ's sake.
[01:03:54]  All right?
[01:03:55]  I'm not joking around.
[01:03:57]  You got Antifa out there with all kinds of weapons.
[01:03:59]  You got pepper spray.
[01:04:01]  They're even using, you know, M80s and all kinds of crap.
[01:04:05]  I mean, proud boys just come up to them and just wipe them up.
[01:04:08]  I mean, just brush their shoulders off with them, baby.
[01:04:12]  All right?
[01:04:14]  Brush their damn shoulders off.
[01:04:16]  That was a pretty decent vid.
[01:04:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:04:20]  Ghost's computer is made of Obama's coarse hair, shaved directly from his.
[01:04:24]  Shut up, man.
[01:04:25]  Don't make fun of my piece.

=== Don't Mock My Expensive Computer (04:55) ===

[01:04:28]  Don't make fun of my $5,000 computer, dude.
[01:04:35]  It's a Corsair i-160.
[01:04:37]  Alton Brown is better than Gordon.
[01:04:39]  What?
[01:04:40]  Alton Brown.
[01:04:41]  Look, I like Alton Brown, okay?
[01:04:44]  I'm not saying anything bad about Alton Brown, but it's better than Gordon Ramsey.
[01:04:48]  Are you kidding me?
[01:04:49]  Are you smoking something?
[01:04:51]  Are you high?
[01:04:53]  And like I said, don't make fun of my computer.
[01:04:55]  I got a $5,000 computer setup, baby.
[01:04:59]  I've got a Corsair i-160.
[01:05:01]  All right?
[01:05:03]  You understand that?
[01:05:04]  i98 cores, baby.
[01:05:06]  32 gigabytes of RAM.
[01:05:08]  All right.
[01:05:09]  A 2080 TI NVIDIA graphics card.
[01:05:13]  All right.
[01:05:13]  I got a 49-inch ultra-wide screen monitor.
[01:05:18]  All right.
[01:05:18]  I don't know why you people are sitting over there talking garbage about my PC.
[01:05:23]  All right.
[01:05:24]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:05:26]  I got a Corsair.
[01:05:28]  And for you people that disrespect it, you don't know your ass from your elbow when it comes to technology, boy.
[01:05:34]  All right.
[01:05:35]  This is gaming PC top of the line, buddy.
[01:05:38]  All right?
[01:05:40]  Gaming PC top of the line.
[01:05:42]  And you're just a bunch of haters.
[01:05:44]  All of you people are just a bunch of goddamn haters.
[01:05:47]  And you make me sick.
[01:05:49]  All right?
[01:05:50]  All right.
[01:05:51]  Let me move on.
[01:05:52]  Goodwill PC.
[01:05:53]  Go shove it up your ass, whoever the hell said that in the chat room.
[01:05:56]  All right, this next one.
[01:05:58]  All right, what is this?
[01:05:59]  R.I.P. Trayvon.
[01:06:01]  All right?
[01:06:04]  Just shut up.
[01:06:05]  It should have been Ghost.
[01:06:06]  Go shove it up your ass, Trayvon Martin.
[01:06:09]  Hey, y'all remember?
[01:06:10]  Y'all remember when we got Trayvon's coven?
[01:06:13]  Trayvon's coven.
[01:06:15]  Trayvon Martin's cousin on Twitter, Monopolski.
[01:06:19]  Remember him?
[01:06:20]  Remember we got him to admit a bunch of things that the attorneys didn't like.
[01:06:25]  Y'all remember that?
[01:06:25]  Magician Girl as the real star of the show.
[01:06:28]  I wish I could donate to her instead.
[01:06:30]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:06:31]  You want to donate to her because you think that she'll give you some goddamn phone banging session.
[01:06:37]  You know that?
[01:06:37]  You're one of these freaks.
[01:06:39]  You're one of these freaks that try to meet women in a goddamn chat room and are like, hi, I'd like to do some phone sex.
[01:06:47]  I'll deposit $15 in your Amazon.com account if you give me a little time.
[01:06:54]  Trayvon Martin.
[01:06:55]  All right, shut up.
[01:06:56]  I don't want to talk about Trayvon, all right?
[01:06:59]  Obama's son.
[01:07:00]  Yeah, I can't believe that asshole said that as president.
[01:07:03]  If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.
[01:07:06]  No, he wouldn't.
[01:07:08]  No, he wouldn't.
[01:07:10]  He'd look like T.I.'s kids.
[01:07:12]  You know it and I know.
[01:07:13]  He would look like the rapper T.I.'s children.
[01:07:16]  If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.
[01:07:18]  Shut up.
[01:07:20]  What a garbage president Obama was, man.
[01:07:23]  Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on.
[01:07:24]  What is this?
[01:07:25]  Hold on.
[01:07:26]  Got to see what this is.
[01:07:27]  I want to make sure this isn't some kind of some kind of goddamn freak show, you know, corn cob in the ass, or you know, some right, I think this is all right.
[01:07:38]  Anyway, Diablo Diablo donated this and said this is the sickest thing Cuba did.
[01:07:44]  All right, let's go ahead.
[01:07:45]  What is the sickest thing Cuba did there, Diablo?
[01:07:48]  What is it?
[01:07:48]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:07:51]  What is this?
[01:07:56]  Animation?
[01:08:01]  What the hell is this?
[01:08:33]  What the hell is this crap?
[01:08:38]  Alright, shut it off.
[01:08:40]  And then they wonder why.
[01:08:42]  They wonder why Cuba is only known for sex tourism now, huh?
[01:08:47]  And then they wonder why that Cuba is known for sex tourism.
[01:08:51]  I mean, give me a freaking break.
[01:08:53]  And that's the only way you can make money in Cuba now, boys.
[01:08:56]  You just, you know, you gotta sell your ass.
[01:08:59]  Sex tourism, reall about it.
[01:09:01]  That's all Cuba has for Christ's sake.
[01:09:03]  It's a disgrace.
[01:09:05]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:09:07]  All right, I want to get done with these goddamn 12 buckers already.
[01:09:09]  I'm sick and tired of these 12 buckers being piled up for Christ's sake.
[01:09:13]  Who donated this one?
[01:09:14]  Oh, Tim McCrav.
[01:09:17]  Tim McCrav, remember when you called Hasbro Security?
[01:09:20]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:09:21]  Don't do this.
[01:09:23]  Don't do this for Christ.

=== Cuba Sex Tourism Reality Check (03:22) ===

[01:09:24]  Wait a minute.
[01:09:24]  Hold on.
[01:09:25]  This isn't Hasbro Security.
[01:09:26]  Who is this?
[01:09:28]  Hello, Dad.
[01:09:29]  Do you remember me?
[01:09:30]  I am your Vietnamese son.
[01:09:32]  My Vietnamese son, and the time you got so drunk, you had sex with a Vietnamese prostitute.
[01:09:38]  Go shove it up, your ass, my Vietnamese son.
[01:09:40]  Go shut up.
[01:09:43]  Go shut up, man.
[01:09:44]  That's not funny, dude.
[01:09:46]  That's not funny.
[01:09:47]  And look, Tim McCrav, what the hell is this?
[01:09:48]  What the hell did you just donate there, Tim McCrav?
[01:09:52]  All right.
[01:09:54]  Hold on, Emperor Gritty.
[01:09:55]  What do you want, dude?
[01:09:57]  What is it?
[01:09:58]  I'd fuck that Cuban bird.
[01:10:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:02]  And there's Nico Angel.
[01:10:03]  Who else got a boner from Bugs Bunny dressed up as a lady?
[01:10:07]  What?
[01:10:09]  Who else got a boner from Bugs Bunny dressing up as a lady?
[01:10:13]  Are you kidding me?
[01:10:15]  Are you kidding me?
[01:10:18]  Oh, God.
[01:10:21]  You know what?
[01:10:22]  I need that beer.
[01:10:23]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:23]  I need a drink.
[01:10:24]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:25]  I need a goddamn drink.
[01:10:27]  And listen, stop donating the 12 buckers, dude.
[01:10:30]  I don't want another 12 bucker.
[01:10:32]  I'm tired of having you people make me obligated.
[01:10:37]  All right, obligated to fucking watching these stupid videos for Christ's sake.
[01:10:41]  All right?
[01:10:42]  All right, look, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to drink some beer.
[01:10:45]  All right, before I get on to the next clip, for Christ's sake, you know what time it is.
[01:10:50]  It's time for more beer, man.
[01:10:54]  You're goddamn right.
[01:10:55]  It's time for some more goddamn beer.
[01:10:57]  And let me tell you something, man.
[01:10:58]  I'm going to be drinking these like I'm a fish.
[01:11:01]  All right.
[01:11:02]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:11:04]  I'm going to drink these off like a fish, baby.
[01:11:06]  Go ahead and let's pour this in the glass.
[01:11:08]  And I want to remind everybody, you want to give your beer a little head for Christ's sake so we can, you know, get rid of all that carbonation.
[01:11:16]  All right.
[01:11:17]  Believe me, you want your goddamn beer to have a lot of head so that carbonation gets dispensed and then you can just chug down that son of a bitch in beer and you're not going to have any kind of bloating going on.
[01:11:30]  I don't want to hear about Viet fucking numb.
[01:11:33]  I don't.
[01:11:35]  Another 12 bucker, dude?
[01:11:37]  Another 12 bucker.
[01:11:39]  Another 12 bucker for Christ's sake.
[01:11:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:44]  Fucking hell.
[01:11:46]  Oh my God.
[01:11:47]  Wait a minute.
[01:11:48]  Wait a minute.
[01:11:48]  Beer is for fat people.
[01:11:50]  What do you talk about?
[01:11:51]  Beer is for fat.
[01:11:52]  Beer is for men, dude.
[01:11:53]  What are you talking about?
[01:11:54]  Beer is for men to, you know, fill themselves up with piss and fury and to slap little soy boys like you off around, boy.
[01:12:02]  You understand that?
[01:12:03]  I'll be sitting over there talking garbage about beer, all right?
[01:12:07]  Like in the words of a Supreme Court justice by the name of Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
[01:12:13]  Do you understand that, boys?
[01:12:15]  I like beer.
[01:12:17]  I like beer.
[01:12:19]  And as a matter of fact, I need to get drunk and I need to get drunk fast.
[01:12:23]  Let me go ahead and pour some goddamn.
[01:12:24]  Let me get me a shot.
[01:12:25]  Give me a shot.
[01:12:27]  I need a shot glass.
[01:12:28]  Give me a shot.
[01:12:30]  All right.
[01:12:30]  And this is, look, I'm almost done with the Johnny Walker gold label.
[01:12:36]  Oh, yeah.
[01:12:40]  All right.
[01:12:40]  Let's go ahead.
[01:12:42]  Let's pour in this shot.
[01:12:44]  Hey, I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast, baby.

=== Brett Kavanaugh Loves Beer (09:31) ===

[01:12:47]  All right.
[01:12:48]  For Christ's sake, don't sit here and talk garbage about me in the chat room.
[01:12:52]  You're just a bunch of haters, all right?
[01:12:54]  Just a bunch of goddamn haters.
[01:12:58]  And I want to say cheers first and foremost to the inner circle.
[01:13:02]  All right.
[01:13:03]  And hey, down forward, punch.
[01:13:05]  You should have clicked the link.
[01:13:07]  I got to send you another one.
[01:13:08]  They're only good for 24 hours.
[01:13:10]  All right.
[01:13:11]  But I'll send you another one.
[01:13:12]  Cheers to the inner circle.
[01:13:14]  Cheers to Distillan, who did the 25 buckers today.
[01:13:18]  Cheers to the true capitalist of the broadcast.
[01:13:21]  Cheers, baby.
[01:13:22]  Cheers.
[01:13:23]  Oh, yeah.
[01:13:24]  First shot of the night, baby.
[01:13:27]  Woo!
[01:13:29]  Everything's going to be all right.
[01:13:31]  All right.
[01:13:31]  Cheers, baby.
[01:13:32]  Cheers.
[01:13:36]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:13:39]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[01:13:42]  All right.
[01:13:43]  This next one is by Tim McCrabb.
[01:13:45]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[01:13:46]  What the hell is this, Tim McCrab?
[01:13:48]  you donate?
[01:13:51]  I am Jacinto El Grande, take it!
[01:13:53]  What the hell?
[01:13:58]  Why don't you donate something in American?
[01:14:06]  Oh, come on!
[01:14:09]  Come on.
[01:14:11]  Take that shit off the screen.
[01:14:13]  Come on, man.
[01:14:17]  Jesus Christ, what country was that?
[01:14:20]  What country?
[01:14:21]  What anti-Semitic South American country was that?
[01:14:25]  Okay, this is a legit question.
[01:14:27]  Is your internet going out?
[01:14:29]  You sound like you're stuttering like a scratched DVD.
[01:14:33]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:14:34]  All right.
[01:14:34]  I got something for you.
[01:14:36]  All right.
[01:14:37]  I got something for your mother who make her stutter.
[01:14:39]  All right.
[01:14:40]  I got something to put in your mother's mouth that'll make her stutter.
[01:14:47]  Anyway, this next goddamn clip is by Evil Mira.
[01:14:50]  Oh, hold on.
[01:14:51]  The Carpenters again?
[01:14:52]  I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation, and the only explanation I can find is the love that I've found ever since you've been around.
[01:15:00]  What the hell is that?
[01:15:01]  Your love's put me at the top of the world.
[01:15:04]  What are you talking about?
[01:15:05]  For Christ's sake.
[01:15:07]  Is that the Carpenters?
[01:15:08]  Like some kind of a song lyric?
[01:15:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:11]  Hold on.
[01:15:12]  What is this?
[01:15:14]  All right.
[01:15:14]  This one was by Evil Mira saying that, hey, engineer, got something to tell you about your labor.
[01:15:21]  Make sure to watch this one.
[01:15:22]  What do you want, Evil Mira?
[01:15:24]  You left as trash.
[01:15:25]  What did you request?
[01:15:26]  Hold on.
[01:15:27]  What?
[01:15:28]  More beer.
[01:15:31]  You're damn right, more beer.
[01:15:33]  You're goddamn right, more beer.
[01:15:34]  Here's Evil Mirror.
[01:15:40]  What the hell is this supposed to be?
[01:15:44]  The power of union is strength.
[01:15:50]  And you're using an animation to prove this, you dumb leftists?
[01:15:56]  Oh, my.
[01:15:58]  I mean, of course.
[01:16:00]  Shut up.
[01:16:01]  Union is strength.
[01:16:02]  You want to know what union is?
[01:16:04]  It's a means to exploit the worker from funds to fund a goddamn organization that's usually ran by mafiosos, okay?
[01:16:14]  I mean, let's just be honest about it.
[01:16:16]  All right?
[01:16:17]  Karen, will you just eat something already?
[01:16:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:20]  Oh, that's a good thing.
[01:16:21]  And why are you throwing up so much anyway?
[01:16:23]  Man, that's it.
[01:16:24]  Did you have a flu or something?
[01:16:25]  Karen Carpenter had a horrible damn bulimic situation, and you're making fun of it by saying, Karen, can you please eat something?
[01:16:34]  Y'all remember Karen Carpenter?
[01:16:36]  She had a horrible bulimic situation.
[01:16:38]  At one point, she ate nothing but carrots.
[01:16:41]  That's all she ate.
[01:16:43]  She ate nothing but carrots, and as a result, she started turning like orange color or something.
[01:16:49]  I'm just begun today.
[01:16:55]  I'm sorry.
[01:16:55]  Anyway, let's go on.
[01:16:57]  We've got Frank Zappa.
[01:16:58]  Frank Zappa requested this one.
[01:17:01]  Oh, man, this is.
[01:17:02]  I don't know if I want to get a copyright strike on this one, but I'm going to play it for a little bit here just for a second.
[01:17:09]  Let me turn the volume down a little bit.
[01:17:11]  All right, here it is.
[01:17:12]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:17:13]  This is by Frank Zappa.
[01:17:14]  This is actually a pretty good song, by the way.
[01:17:17]  I want my MTV.
[01:17:20]  This is a badass song by Dire Straits, baby.
[01:17:22]  Money for nothing.
[01:17:24]  The chicks are free.
[01:17:26]  Ms. Ghost has four legs and eats hay.
[01:17:30]  Shove it up your ass, whoever talked about Mrs. Ghost.
[01:17:33]  Uh, uh, uh, uh, let's, let's, let's wait until the guitar comes in.
[01:17:39]  I love the guitar.
[01:17:40]  Here's your guitar.
[01:17:41]  Here it is.
[01:17:42]  There's a guitar.
[01:17:43]  Here it is.
[01:17:45]  All right.
[01:18:01]  That was a pretty good one there, Frank Zappa.
[01:18:03]  Pretty good one right there, Frank Zappa.
[01:18:06]  That's classic, baby.
[01:18:07]  That's classic.
[01:18:09]  All right, I'm not even joking around.
[01:18:11]  All right, that's classic.
[01:18:16]  Are you really saying that you're going to shove your 15 and a half millimeter John Holmes sausage down a troll's mother's throat while you're married?
[01:18:23]  Go shut up.
[01:18:24]  That's disgusting.
[01:18:25]  I'm sure Mrs. Ghost would be appalled if she knew that.
[01:18:28]  Why don't you mind your own business?
[01:18:29]  All right.
[01:18:31]  How about minding your own goddamn business and sitting there and shutting your mouth?
[01:18:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:37]  All right, who's next?
[01:18:39]  Who the hell's next up in here?
[01:18:40]  All right, we got Zyklon Dan.
[01:18:43]  Zyklon Dan.
[01:18:45]  That's a horrible name for Christ's sake.
[01:18:46]  Zyklon was the gas used by the Nazis to, you know.
[01:18:52]  Never mind.
[01:18:52]  Let's just go ahead and see what the hell Zyklon Dan is doing here.
[01:18:56]  What is this?
[01:18:57]  Hold on.
[01:18:58]  What is this?
[01:18:59]  I got to make sure this isn't some freak show, you know, corn cob up the ass having, you know, sexualized fruit bowl garbage.
[01:19:07]  All right, I think this is all right.
[01:19:09]  All right, here it is.
[01:19:11]  Zyklon Dan's request and it looks stupid as hell.
[01:19:15]  Oh my god.
[01:19:24]  What?
[01:19:25]  Hey, excuse me.
[01:19:26]  Do you have the time?
[01:19:27]  Yeah, sure.
[01:19:28]  It's half past.
[01:19:31]  What?
[01:19:31]  It's flubber.
[01:19:34]  It's gay.
[01:19:36]  What the hell is this girl?
[01:19:38]  What the hell is this crap?
[01:19:40]  Guys, hold on.
[01:19:40]  I'm just going to get my bag out of the trunk.
[01:19:46]  What the hell is this crap?
[01:19:49]  Hey, hey, hey, Zyklon Dan, your goddamn autism is showing, for Christ's sake.
[01:19:54]  I mean, what the hell did I just watch?
[01:19:57]  What the hell did I just watch, for heaven's sake?
[01:20:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:02]  Anyway, this next clip, after watching that autism clip, this is by Ard Hammond.
[01:20:08]  I can only imagine what the hell this is.
[01:20:10]  He's a freak show himself.
[01:20:12]  Oh, no.
[01:20:14]  Oh, no.
[01:20:17]  Why would anybody do this?
[01:20:19]  Why would anybody put themselves online doing this?
[01:20:23]  All right, put it on.
[01:20:24]  This is by Ard Hammond.
[01:20:25]  Ard Hammond requested this.
[01:20:26]  What is this?
[01:20:28]  Patchet.
[01:20:31]  Hmm, I'm sure I'm kind of hungry.
[01:20:35]  Peanut chips.
[01:20:36]  Who the hell is this?
[01:20:37]  Andy Milanakis?
[01:20:39]  Is this Andy Milanakis?
[01:20:46]  Hell, these fucking fucking chips are gay as shit.
[01:20:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:20:50]  Wait, do you like fucking Kringles?
[01:20:53]  Man, this is Andy Milanakis, the early years.
[01:20:55]  Me too!
[01:20:56]  Let's fuck!
[01:20:58]  All right, get this stupid Andy Milanakis garbage.
[01:21:01]  And listen, hey, Andy Milanakis, can you just come out already?
[01:21:05]  Listen, in my opinion, I think you're a woman.
[01:21:09]  I think you're just a woman.
[01:21:10]  I'll destroy you, Republican scum.
[01:21:12]  You are a fat redneck hill Billy, and your mom is also your sister.
[01:21:15]  Oh, you also probably have a favorite.
[01:21:18]  Real funny because she says the animal is a great.
[01:21:22]  Real funny asshole.
[01:21:25]  Hey, ghost.
[01:21:25]  I just wanted to know your thoughts on the movie Inception.
[01:21:29]  Ah, the movie Inception is a good, it's a good plot.
[01:21:33]  It's a good context.
[01:21:34]  I don't like it.
[01:21:35]  I'm not big on Leonardo DiCaprio movies after the Titanic.
[01:21:41]  Every Leonardo DiCaprio movie after the Titanic sucks.
[01:21:45]  And why?
[01:21:46]  Because Leonardo...
[01:21:46]  Well, let me take that back.
[01:21:48]  The Departed was a good movie.
[01:21:50]  The Departed was a good movie.
[01:21:51]  And the only reason it was a good movie is because you had Jack Nicholson in there and you had Martin Scorsese directing the son of a bitch.
[01:21:59]  But every other movie, Leonardo DiCaprio looks like he's indicating.
[01:22:05]  He looks like he's indicating for Christ's sake.
[01:22:08]  All right?
[01:22:10]  Anyway, this is, what is this?
[01:22:12]  The next clip I'm about to play is TGS, The Ghost Show Behind the Scenes.

=== Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Rant (15:50) ===

[01:22:18]  I can only imagine what the hell this is.
[01:22:22]  The Ghost Show Behind the Scene.
[01:22:24]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:22:26]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:22:27]  The ghost show behind the scenes.
[01:22:32]  You son of a bitch.
[01:22:36]  Ghost show behind the scenes, asshole.
[01:22:39]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:51]  The ghost show behind the scenes.
[01:22:53]  All right, good luck.
[01:22:59]  You goddamn sons of bitches, dude.
[01:23:01]  All right, that's enough.
[01:23:02]  That's enough for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:23:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:07]  And shut up in the chat room, dude.
[01:23:08]  I don't need any more reinforcements from you, sick bastards, all right?
[01:23:13]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:23:16]  Anyway, this next clip that was donated was donated by the N-worder.
[01:23:22]  The N-worder, all right?
[01:23:25]  Hold on.
[01:23:26]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:23:29]  Don't tell me this is some anime with some Pantera in it.
[01:23:33]  Don't tell me.
[01:23:35]  Don't tell me.
[01:23:41]  God damn it.
[01:23:44]  God damn it, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:23:51]  Son of a bitch.
[01:23:54]  Damn it.
[01:23:58]  God damn it.
[01:23:59]  I'm tired of you.
[01:24:01]  Take this off.
[01:24:02]  Take this goddamn garbage off, man.
[01:24:06]  I'm telling you, I'm sick and tired of you people ruining Pantera for me, man.
[01:24:10]  You know, Pantera, I mean, I don't even know what to think about Pantera now that I know that their music was used for fucking SpongeBob SquarePants and for Anime, man.
[01:24:23]  I can't believe that.
[01:24:24]  Just shut up about Pantera.
[01:24:26]  I don't want to talk about Pantera anymore, all right?
[01:24:29]  I don't want to hear the word Pantera.
[01:24:31]  I don't want to talk about Pantera anymore.
[01:24:35]  All right, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:24:39]  Goddamn Pantera using their music for these cartoon fetish bastards.
[01:24:48]  Rest in peace, dime bag Daryl, though, baby.
[01:24:51]  Rest in peace, dime bag Daryl.
[01:24:53]  Rest in peace, Vinnie Paul.
[01:24:56]  Jesus Christ, who else do we have here?
[01:24:58]  This next one is by Oliver Carswell.
[01:25:01]  Oliver Carswell requested this.
[01:25:07]  The Carpenters?
[01:25:08]  Really?
[01:25:09]  Hold on.
[01:25:09]  What is this?
[01:25:09]  Oliver Carswell, what is this?
[01:25:11]  So about that melting pot of friendship, what is this?
[01:25:14]  And I've seen some of you people go on these damn in-real life streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigger.
[01:25:23]  I never said it.
[01:25:25]  Shut that shit off.
[01:25:27]  Shut it off.
[01:25:28]  Fuck you, Oliver Coswell.
[01:25:30]  I never said that.
[01:25:35]  I never said that shit.
[01:25:39]  That's a splice.
[01:25:41]  Hey!
[01:25:42]  Damn it!
[01:25:45]  That's a goddamn splice!
[01:25:47]  And everybody knows it, man.
[01:25:52]  Screw you, Oliver Coswell.
[01:25:55]  That's a splice.
[01:25:56]  That's a goddamn splice.
[01:25:59]  That's a goddamn splice.
[01:26:01]  I never said that.
[01:26:04]  Shut up, Dark Me Magician Whore.
[01:26:06]  I'm not exposed.
[01:26:07]  It was a fucking splice, man.
[01:26:11]  It was a splice.
[01:26:15]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:18]  I'd buy that for a while.
[01:26:21]  Something to piss you off, man.
[01:26:23]  Can you all just leave me alone?
[01:26:24]  And hey, simulator player.
[01:26:26]  I don't know.
[01:26:26]  Let me see if I got your 12.
[01:26:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:29]  That's a splice, dude.
[01:26:30]  Everybody out there knows it.
[01:26:31]  It's a fucking splice.
[01:26:33]  Don't listen to these people.
[01:26:35]  Don't listen to these people.
[01:26:36]  And yes, I got your 12 bucks.
[01:26:38]  I got it.
[01:26:38]  It's coming up there, simulator player.
[01:26:40]  I just got a whole bunch of these fucking things to play.
[01:26:47]  Don't listen to these people.
[01:26:49]  These are all splices, dude.
[01:26:51]  Don't listen to these fucking people.
[01:26:52]  These people are trash.
[01:26:54]  These people are splicing me, and I don't appreciate it, man.
[01:26:58]  All right?
[01:26:58]  And shut up in the chat room.
[01:27:00]  They're splices.
[01:27:01]  They're goddamn splices.
[01:27:03]  Shut up.
[01:27:06]  Freaking Oliver Carswell, you fucking piece of trash.
[01:27:10]  Splice in my voice to say racist crap.
[01:27:12]  I never said that.
[01:27:15]  All right, this next one is the effing truth.
[01:27:19]  The effing truth.
[01:27:22]  What is the effing truth?
[01:27:23]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:27:25]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:27:26]  What is the effing truth?
[01:27:27]  What is this?
[01:27:29]  Screamers and the crazy people on the alt-right, as they call it, you know, who love Donald Trump, who have plenty of Hitler iconography in their Twitter icons.
[01:27:40]  They sure do.
[01:27:41]  I confess Donald Trump is the greatest thing.
[01:27:43]  Oh, it's something.
[01:27:44]  But the fact of the matter is, most of them are childless single men who masturbate to anime.
[01:27:49]  They're not real political players.
[01:27:50]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:27:51]  I mean, listen, first and foremost, they're talking about the alt-right and the white nationalist.
[01:27:57]  And I don't disagree with this, all right?
[01:27:59]  These Nazi LARPers out here, these goddamn assholes like the crying Nasty, Christopher Cantwell, all right, like the fruit ball bastard, what's his name?
[01:28:12]  All those damn alt-right assholes, all right?
[01:28:14]  David, England, England, whatever the hell, all those idiots.
[01:28:19]  They're all a bunch of Nazi LARPing pieces of trash.
[01:28:21]  And of course they wax their carrot to anime for Christ's sake.
[01:28:25]  All right?
[01:28:27]  Of course they wax their carrot to anime.
[01:28:30]  Richard Spencer, all those sons of bitches for Christ.
[01:28:32]  Look at the Daily Stormer.
[01:28:34]  Look at the Daily Stormer.
[01:28:36]  That stupid dumbass wannabe online publication.
[01:28:38]  Did you see the merch that the Daily Stormer would put out?
[01:28:42]  It's all a bunch of anime LARPing, Nazi LARPing piece of trash.
[01:28:47]  All right?
[01:28:48]  I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
[01:28:50]  I am on the right wing of the political persuasion.
[01:28:54]  I am not a white nationalist.
[01:28:56]  All right.
[01:28:56]  I am not a part of the alt-right.
[01:28:58]  So this does not offend me, okay?
[01:29:01]  I mean, take a look at all the Nazi LARPers.
[01:29:03]  I'm not joking.
[01:29:04]  They're just a bunch of masturbating to anime pieces of trash.
[01:29:09]  All right.
[01:29:09]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[01:29:10]  Look at the Daily Stormer for Christ's sake.
[01:29:12]  Their merch used to be anime crap.
[01:29:15]  Look at Cucked Alaska.
[01:29:18]  Cyclone, Dan, you asshole.
[01:29:20]  Look at Cucked Alaska.
[01:29:21]  You know, baked Alaska.
[01:29:23]  Look at him.
[01:29:24]  Alright?
[01:29:24]  This son of a bitch out here is...
[01:29:26]  You know, I don't even need to say anything more.
[01:29:29]  You people...
[01:29:30]  You people don't know your asses from your elbow, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:33]  And what, what, another one by Oliver Carswell?
[01:29:37]  Another goddamn dono by Oliver Carswell, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:29:44]  Ghost in Congress jail.
[01:29:46]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:29:47]  And listen, that's a three bucker.
[01:29:49]  All right.
[01:29:49]  You need to donate 12 bucks.
[01:29:51]  All right, asshole.
[01:29:53]  If you want me to play something, I'm not going to sit over here and play something for three bucks.
[01:29:56]  What do you think this is?
[01:29:57]  Huh?
[01:29:57]  Some kind of internet swap meet?
[01:30:00]  Some kind of internet salvation army?
[01:30:02]  Some internet goodwill for Christ's sake?
[01:30:05]  Jesus, got three bucks.
[01:30:06]  I'm going to play a goddamn video.
[01:30:08]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:30:09]  All right, what does Oliver Carswell do?
[01:30:11]  What is this?
[01:30:13]  What is this?
[01:30:14]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[01:30:15]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:30:17]  I'm a nice guy.
[01:30:18]  What is this?
[01:30:18]  Okay, so I said nigger.
[01:30:20]  Okay?
[01:30:20]  What?
[01:30:21]  No, I said it.
[01:30:22]  Spice, okay?
[01:30:23]  Get the fucking display.
[01:30:25]  Shut up!
[01:30:25]  Damn bad!
[01:30:26]  Shut it off!
[01:30:27]  Son of a bitch!
[01:30:27]  Shut it off!
[01:30:28]  That's a goddamn!
[01:30:31]  Son of a bitch!
[01:30:33]  Ah, damn it!
[01:30:35]  Ah!
[01:30:36]  Shut that shit up!
[01:30:38]  I'm tired of you, punks!
[01:30:40]  I'm tired of you, punks, sitting here and splicing me with all this goddamn racist crap, man.
[01:30:46]  That's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it.
[01:30:51]  That's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it, man.
[01:30:56]  Stop!
[01:30:57]  Everybody just stop, dude.
[01:30:59]  Everybody just stop.
[01:31:01]  All right?
[01:31:03]  Stop making me look like I'm some kind of a fucking racist.
[01:31:06]  I'm not a racist, man.
[01:31:08]  I'm not a racist.
[01:31:11]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:31:15]  I'm a nice guy.
[01:31:18]  It's you people that are splicing my voice that are making me say these things that I never said, man.
[01:31:25]  So, all of you people in the chat room saying expose, shove it up your ass too, or I'll implement chat room martial law on you sons of bitches.
[01:31:33]  Do you understand that?
[01:31:36]  You all shut up with that in the chat room, or I'll goddamn implement chat room martial law on you sons of bitches, man.
[01:31:47]  God damn it, man.
[01:31:48]  You fucking splicing pieces of crap, man.
[01:31:51]  You goddamn splicers, man.
[01:31:53]  It's fucking splicers, man.
[01:31:59]  You know what?
[01:31:59]  I'm doing me right now.
[01:32:00]  You know what?
[01:32:01]  You idiots are going to splice me saying all this racist crap.
[01:32:04]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:32:05]  Huh?
[01:32:06]  You anal object aficionado, sons of bitches.
[01:32:09]  I'm doing me.
[01:32:11]  I'm doing me right now, boy.
[01:32:14]  And you know what I'm going to do?
[01:32:15]  I'm going to drink my goddamn beer because you people are out here talking garbage and splicing me and making me say racist things that I've never said.
[01:32:23]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:32:26]  And man, can you stop donating the $12 for Christ's sake and obligating me to watch these stupid videos?
[01:32:33]  Can you please stop?
[01:32:35]  You fuckers need to respect Pantera.
[01:32:38]  Well, I can agree to that.
[01:32:39]  Y'all fuckers better respect Pantera's right.
[01:32:42]  You better respect Pantera's right.
[01:32:44]  We won't do it.
[01:32:45]  No balls.
[01:32:47]  Oh, you're talking about I won't end the show?
[01:32:49]  You don't think I'll end this son of a bitch?
[01:32:52]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[01:32:53]  I've been giving you six seven-hour shows like it's no big deal for Christ's sake, man.
[01:32:59]  And this is how you repay me, you fucking swine.
[01:33:05]  And let me tell you something.
[01:33:06]  I got balls the size of grapefruits.
[01:33:08]  You understand?
[01:33:11]  And I don't know.
[01:33:12]  I don't care what you have to say, scat man, all right?
[01:33:15]  You want to bring on chat room martial law?
[01:33:18]  Oh, yo, is that what y'all want?
[01:33:19]  Huh?
[01:33:20]  Oh, y'all want me to bring in chat room martial law on you, sons of bitches?
[01:33:24]  Is that it?
[01:33:27]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[01:33:28]  I'm doing me right now, you son of a bitch.
[01:33:30]  All right, sit there.
[01:33:31]  Shut up.
[01:33:32]  All right, I'm doing me right now, all right?
[01:33:35]  I'm doing me.
[01:33:36]  You're my goddamn drink.
[01:33:43]  I'm doing me.
[01:33:45]  All right, and shut up in the chat room.
[01:33:47]  I'm warning you, sons of bitches, man.
[01:33:49]  I'm warning you.
[01:33:50]  You know, y'all talk a real big game, flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, talking garbage.
[01:33:57]  I'll do it.
[01:33:58]  I'll goddamn do it.
[01:34:00]  So don't tempt me.
[01:34:03]  Don't you dare tempt me, boy.
[01:34:08]  Don't you goddamn dare tempt me.
[01:34:09]  I'm drinking more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:34:12]  And shut up, Nico, you Puerto Rican son of a bitch.
[01:34:15]  I'll do it.
[01:34:17]  I'll goddamn do it.
[01:34:19]  Shut up.
[01:34:20]  Shut your mouth.
[01:34:23]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:34:25]  You won't do it, bitch.
[01:34:27]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[01:34:29]  I got your bitch.
[01:34:32]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:34:35]  Ghost, make Sharia law in the chat now, brother, huh?
[01:34:39]  Huh?
[01:34:39]  Is that what I should do?
[01:34:41]  I should make Sharia law in the chat.
[01:34:43]  Is that it, huh?
[01:34:45]  What is this, the scat man?
[01:34:46]  CX in the chat.
[01:34:47]  Shut up.
[01:34:48]  CX is dead.
[01:34:49]  All right?
[01:34:50]  CX is over.
[01:34:53]  So don't sit here and talk garbage about CX, CX.
[01:34:56]  CX is gone.
[01:34:58]  Please, us leftists rule this show, and you know it.
[01:35:01]  You corpulent bootlicker.
[01:35:03]  Yeah, right.
[01:35:03]  You won't do that.
[01:35:04]  You leftist trash.
[01:35:06]  You leftist trash.
[01:35:07]  Don't do nothing.
[01:35:08]  All right, just sit there and shut your stupid liberal long-haired hippie bedwetting ass up.
[01:35:13]  All right, nobody asked you, you changing table licking pieces of pansexual Peter Puffin crap.
[01:35:19]  Nobody asked you.
[01:35:23]  Son of a bitch.
[01:35:26]  CX is dead.
[01:35:27]  It's over, alright?
[01:35:28]  Look at your boy Ice Poseidon.
[01:35:30]  He's running to Texas with his tail between his legs just so he can hide himself out in a closet somewhere and stream himself playing RuneScape like a dork.
[01:35:39]  All right?
[01:35:40]  So I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[01:35:41]  CX is dead.
[01:35:42]  And by the way, did you see what happened to EBZ?
[01:35:46]  EBZ, my boy EBZ, he isn't even streaming anymore because of Boogergate.
[01:35:52]  Have y'all heard about this?
[01:35:53]  EBZ, I guess, forgot to turn off his live stream.
[01:35:59]  A penny for Nico?
[01:36:01]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:36:02]  EBZ left his live stream on unbeknownst to him.
[01:36:07]  Ah, Christ.
[01:36:08]  Can you stop with the 12-bucker?
[01:36:10]  I'm saying something.
[01:36:11]  Let me talk.
[01:36:14]  EBZ had his damn stream running and he was picking in his nose like he was looking for gold and eating his boogers.
[01:36:24]  And because he was caught picking his nose and eating his boogers, EBZ is not streaming anymore.
[01:36:32]  So, I mean, you know, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
[01:36:35]  I mean, you know, the CX is dead.
[01:36:37]  It's over for Christ's sake.
[01:36:38]  All right.
[01:36:39]  It's over.
[01:36:40]  And look, do not look for the EBZ nose picking clip because EBZ has said that if anybody airs the nose picking clip, he's going to sue him and he's looking for attorneys to try to bust the folks that, quote, created the fake clip of him digging in his nose for gold and eating it.
[01:36:58]  All right.
[01:36:59]  I'm not even joking.
[01:37:00]  So all you idiots that are out here flapping your fat Pop-Tart eating fingers on the keyboard saying, CX, CX, CX, CX is dead.
[01:37:09]  All right.
[01:37:11]  CX is over.
[01:37:13]  All right.
[01:37:14]  So once again, don't go out there and look for the EBZ Boogergate.
[01:37:17]  A more recent example of the melting pot of friendship from the same night you're going to be able to do that.
[01:37:22]  You know what?
[01:37:22]  Shut up.
[01:37:23]  All right, Oliver Carswell, shut up.
[01:37:25]  That's another slice.
[01:37:27]  I stuck my neck out for you, carpet bag fucker, and you won't even play my video.
[01:37:31]  I thought you had a lot of fun.
[01:37:32]  Hey, hey, honestly.
[01:37:33]  Hey, G.I. Dose.
[01:37:34]  Implement chat room.
[01:37:35]  Shut up.
[01:37:36]  All right.
[01:37:37]  I'm getting to it when I get to it, man.
[01:37:39]  I'm backed up on these goddamn 12 buckers for Christ's sake.
[01:37:43]  Someone from the IC told me that's a good source of nutrients.
[01:37:47]  Go shove it up, your ass, dark meme magician slut.
[01:37:50]  All right, sit there and shut up.
[01:37:53]  All right, just sit there and shut up for Christ's sake.
[01:37:56]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:37:59]  See, he won't end shit.
[01:38:02]  Shut up, you leftist piece of freaking trash.
[01:38:05]  All right, shut up.
[01:38:06]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.

=== Shut Up Leftist Trash (11:53) ===

[01:38:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:11]  I almost belched there.
[01:38:13]  I almost belched loudly there.
[01:38:15]  Hold on, who is this?
[01:38:19]  Who is?
[01:38:19]  Hold on.
[01:38:20]  is this and what the hell did you swiss cheese colorado What the hell is this?
[01:38:26]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:38:27]  What is this?
[01:38:43]  Oh, Christ.
[01:38:48]  Ghost is right.
[01:38:49]  CX is dead.
[01:38:51]  You should listen to him.
[01:38:52]  It's dead just like his granny.
[01:38:56]  Don't talk about my granny.
[01:38:59]  Don't talk about my granny, you piece of crap, alright?
[01:39:02]  My granny was a pious woman.
[01:39:05]  You understand that?
[01:39:06]  She never cursed a day in her life.
[01:39:09]  Whenever she made food for us young'uns and we had leftovers, she'd go give it to the neighbors.
[01:39:15]  You understand that?
[01:39:16]  My granny was a pious woman, and for you people to make fun of her is a piece of crap.
[01:39:22]  And hey, Swiss Cheese Colorado, that was a horrible clip, asshole.
[01:39:26]  That was a horrible goddamn clip.
[01:39:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:39:31]  Now, this one is by Simulator Player23.
[01:39:34]  Simulator Player23 requested this one.
[01:39:36]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:39:38]  Oh, I'm glad that you hooked this up there, Simulator Player23, the newest member of the inner circle.
[01:39:44]  I'm glad you did this because this is what the trolls are right here.
[01:39:49]  All right, are y'all watching?
[01:39:50]  I hope you're watching.
[01:39:51]  This is what you trolls are, for Christ's sake.
[01:39:54]  This is what you sick, demented internet people are all about right here.
[01:39:59]  Put on the PC shot.
[01:40:00]  This is by Simulator Player 23.
[01:40:03]  Put it on.
[01:40:04]  I'm out of luck.
[01:40:05]  I'm running out of time.
[01:40:07]  Thanks.
[01:40:11]  See, they're the trolls right there.
[01:40:16]  There are the trolls are laughing, and they're going to laugh themselves to death.
[01:40:19]  Look, there it is.
[01:40:21]  There it is.
[01:40:31]  That's you, trolls, right there.
[01:40:32]  That's you, son of a bitch and trolls, right there.
[01:40:36]  That's you, son of a bitch and trolls, right there.
[01:40:39]  You sorry sex of internet people trash.
[01:40:44]  All right, that's it.
[01:40:45]  You're going to laugh yourselves to death.
[01:40:49]  I'm through with taking falls.
[01:40:51]  I'm bouncing off the walls.
[01:40:52]  Without that gun, I'd have some fun, I'd kick you in the- No! No!
[01:40:58]  All right, that's it.
[01:40:59]  All right, I think you get the point.
[01:41:00]  Thank you very much, Simulator Player23.
[01:41:04]  That is what you goddamn trolls are, man.
[01:41:08]  That's what you are.
[01:41:11]  That's what you are, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:14]  Ghost, I like how you only get 400 viewers, but yet you want to tell Ice P how to do the streaming game.
[01:41:21]  You don't know shit.
[01:41:22]  What are you talking about?
[01:41:23]  Yet you only have a few butt kissers for the Ice Project.
[01:41:26]  Ice Poseidon is 1,500 Andy now.
[01:41:31]  Ice Poseidon is 1.5k Andy.
[01:41:38]  What the hell are you talking about, Oliver Carswell, you piece of crap?
[01:41:41]  All right, sit there and shut up.
[01:41:43]  All right?
[01:41:44]  And by the way, what, what, Nico?
[01:41:47]  I'm 30 and I still want to fuck Jessica Rabbit so bad.
[01:41:51]  You're a sick son of a bitch.
[01:41:52]  That's why.
[01:41:52]  You're a sick Puerto Rican.
[01:41:54]  All right, it's too much codfish, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:41:57]  Too much codfish in the head.
[01:41:59]  Now listen, all right?
[01:42:01]  Ice Poseidon is literally killing in-real life streaming by being a little scared Andy.
[01:42:07]  He doesn't even want to go out in real life and in real life stream anymore.
[01:42:11]  He wants to lock himself in a closet and play RuneScape like some stupid dork all day and thinking that his people that want to watch him want to watch him play stupid RuneScape for Christ's sake.
[01:42:23]  So sit there and shut up, all right?
[01:42:25]  And by the way, all you people that are saying, oh, you've only got 400 people listening to you, ghost.
[01:42:31]  You've only got 400 people listening to you.
[01:42:33]  Do you understand that I am being relayed right now in parts of the world that can't get YouTube?
[01:42:40]  Don't you understand that?
[01:42:41]  Oklahoma will always be a better team than Texas.
[01:42:44]  Seven national championships and seven hyphens.
[01:42:47]  Shove it up, you're right.
[01:42:48]  Yes, Texas won the Red River shootout, but we won when it really mattered in the Big 12.
[01:42:53]  You didn't win.
[01:42:55]  All right.
[01:42:57]  Stick these longhorns right up your OU ass.
[01:43:00]  All right?
[01:43:01]  Stick these longhorns right up your OU ass.
[01:43:06]  And like I said, man, I'm being relayed in parts of the world that can't get YouTube, all right?
[01:43:12]  I mean, I'm talking about Thailand.
[01:43:14]  I'm talking about the Philippines.
[01:43:15]  Ice Poseidon is 1.5k Andy.
[01:43:18]  You are 0.4K Andy.
[01:43:21]  No, you don't understand, asshole.
[01:43:22]  I'm being relayed, man.
[01:43:24]  I'm being relayed in parts of the world that can't get YouTube, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:29]  Like, I'm really big in the Isle of Man.
[01:43:31]  All right, really big in the Isle of Man.
[01:43:33]  Anyway, look, I don't need to explain myself to you people, alright?
[01:43:36]  You all just sit there and shut up for Christ's sake.
[01:43:39]  I don't explain nothing to you people.
[01:43:40]  You people are idiots.
[01:43:42]  All right, this next clip.
[01:43:45]  What a shrimp spaghetti.
[01:43:46]  In movie news, Disney has announced its release schedule for both the Marvel and Star Wars franchises.
[01:43:53]  I personally don't think any of them will be good.
[01:43:55]  I think they're going to stop.
[01:43:56]  This is just kind of corporate Jew nonsense that destroys art.
[01:43:59]  Fight for white horror.
[01:44:00]  Hold on.
[01:44:01]  Corporate Jew nonsense.
[01:44:02]  What do you mean, corporate Jew nonsense?
[01:44:04]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:44:05]  You anti-Semitic prick?
[01:44:07]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:44:10]  Goddamn anti-Semitic bastards, dude.
[01:44:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:44:16]  Give me my beer, man.
[01:44:18]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:44:20]  Prove you're being relayed then.
[01:44:24]  Why the hell do I need to prove that I'm being relayed?
[01:44:26]  I'm doing the show right now.
[01:44:27]  What the hell you talking about?
[01:44:29]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:44:31]  I'm doing the show right now.
[01:44:32]  I'm too busy having a look at your stupid videos.
[01:44:35]  You keep obligating me because you keep fucking donating 12 bucks over and over and over and over again for Christ's sake.
[01:44:44]  Ghost relayed in Ladyboyland.
[01:44:48]  You son of a bitch.
[01:44:49]  All right, shut up.
[01:44:50]  All right.
[01:44:50]  I'm tired of talking to you people.
[01:44:52]  I mean, it's like talking to a brick wall with some of you freaking sons of bitches, man.
[01:44:56]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:44:58]  If by Isle of Man, you mean men's colons, then yes, you are big in them.
[01:45:03]  I'm just shoving up your ass, man.
[01:45:05]  I'm talking about the island, the Isle of Man.
[01:45:09]  All right?
[01:45:09]  It's you sons of bitches that are out here making it perverted.
[01:45:13]  And of course, you would kind of spit it with some kind of gay connotation because that's what's in your sick, perverted minds.
[01:45:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:45:23]  Give me my freaking beer for Christ's sake.
[01:45:24]  Give me my beer.
[01:45:27]  I need some more beer before I go on to another clip, man.
[01:45:30]  I need some more goddamn beer just so I can palate you goddamn sick internet people, man.
[01:45:37]  I need some more beer.
[01:45:41]  Goddamn right.
[01:45:42]  What is this?
[01:45:44]  Ghost relay station?
[01:45:46]  What kind of capitalist needs to be?
[01:45:48]  Shut up, all right?
[01:45:50]  Just shut up.
[01:45:52]  I'm being relayed in parts of the world that can't get YouTube, all right?
[01:45:57]  So shut up.
[01:45:59]  Give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:46:03]  Let me pour this into a glass.
[01:46:05]  And remember, you want to give your beer a decent amount of head so all that carbonation comes out of the beer.
[01:46:12]  More people want to watch a pasty nerd in a closet play RuneScape than they want to watch you scream at a computer store.
[01:46:18]  Oh, yeah!
[01:46:20]  What does that say about you and your content?
[01:46:22]  Your content is less savory than a boring grind festival.
[01:46:25]  Then why are you here?
[01:46:27]  Hey, then why are you here, you stupid little internet prick?
[01:46:30]  Why are you here then?
[01:46:32]  I bet Big Clive would love to see your 15 and a half in the Isle of Man.
[01:46:37]  Just, man, you see how you guys are being perverted?
[01:46:40]  You continue to be perverted for Christ's sake.
[01:46:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:46]  All right, look, we're going to go ahead and continue on with these 12 buckers.
[01:46:49]  I want to get them done with already.
[01:46:51]  I'm sick of fucking watching them.
[01:46:54]  Now, this next one is by Jamie Williamson.
[01:46:57]  Now, I'm going to warn you, this is probably either alien fetished or some sick-ass gay bondage.
[01:47:03]  Either way, that's Jamie Williamson for you.
[01:47:06]  And I hope that he comes out to the closet to his single dishrag whore mother soon enough.
[01:47:12]  All right?
[01:47:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:47:15]  All right, let me go ahead and let's go ahead and play this.
[01:47:19]  This is by Jamie Williamson.
[01:47:21]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:47:24]  Hey, Nico, you and this $11.99 bullshit.
[01:47:27]  You've got to stop that shit.
[01:47:28]  You understand that?
[01:47:29]  It's $12 for me to replay one of your stupid videos.
[01:47:33]  Not $11.99, Nico.
[01:47:37]  This ain't Puerto Rico where you can be like, hora, Le Poricua.
[01:47:39]  Hey, I'll give you $11.99.
[01:47:41]  I'll give you $11.99.
[01:47:42]  This ain't no bartering shit.
[01:47:45]  You understand that?
[01:47:47]  It's $12, okay?
[01:47:48]  And for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[01:47:51]  All right?
[01:47:52]  That's something that you should understand, you Puerto Rican trash, all right?
[01:47:56]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[01:48:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:48:02]  All right?
[01:48:03]  $11.99.
[01:48:04]  Give me my drink.
[01:48:09]  Ugh.
[01:48:14]  Let's...
[01:48:15]  Hey, shut up, man.
[01:48:16]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[01:48:21]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:48:22]  All right.
[01:48:22]  This next clip, of course, by Jamie Williamson.
[01:48:25]  Viewer discretion is advised.
[01:48:27]  This is either some alien crap or some gay bondage.
[01:48:31]  Go ahead and put on the PC show.
[01:48:32]  Hold on.
[01:48:33]  What?
[01:48:33]  What?
[01:48:35]  Relay over my Bangkok.
[01:48:37]  God, shut up, idiot.
[01:48:39]  All right, let's go ahead and play this.
[01:48:40]  This is by Jamie Williamson.
[01:48:43]  What is this?
[01:48:48]  What is this?
[01:48:48]  Some cheap motel off Santa Monica.
[01:48:51]  What is this?
[01:48:55]  What is this crap?
[01:48:56]  I mean, bad.
[01:48:58]  Oh, no.
[01:48:58]  No, no.
[01:49:01]  Oh my god, I'm a performance artist, and I will fulfill their fantasy, their deep, dark fantasy.
[01:49:11]  There's going to be a movie star, you know, in modeling and acting.
[01:49:18]  After a hundred or two auditions and small parts.
[01:49:22]  Turn it off.
[01:49:23]  Turn this shit off.
[01:49:25]  Get off the fucking screen, man.
[01:49:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:49:30]  What did I tell you all about this sick bastard, Jamie Williamson, man?
[01:49:34]  He's a sick pervert.
[01:49:38]  What did I tell you, man?
[01:49:40]  What did I goddamn tell you about this sick bastard, man?
[01:49:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:49:48]  Freaking sick perverts, man.
[01:49:51]  Freaking gay bond.
[01:49:52]  What did I tell you about this guy, man?
[01:49:53]  It's either alien crap or gay bondage.
[01:49:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:49:59]  What a sick, what a sick freak.
[01:50:01]  What a sick freak.

=== Sick Pervert Jamie Williamson (03:28) ===

[01:50:03]  All right, what is this next?
[01:50:04]  Why don't I get done with these for Christ's sake?
[01:50:05]  Hold on.
[01:50:07]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:50:10]  Aesthetic.
[01:50:12]  Aesthetic.
[01:50:12]  Hey, you know, I would play your video, but look at this.
[01:50:16]  Look at this aesthetic.
[01:50:17]  I can't play your video.
[01:50:18]  Video's unavailable.
[01:50:20]  All right?
[01:50:21]  Video is unavailable there, aesthetic.
[01:50:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:26]  So I can't play yours for Christ's sake.
[01:50:29]  All right.
[01:50:30]  I can't play aesthetics.
[01:50:31]  Look, look, I can't.
[01:50:32]  Aesthetic requested this.
[01:50:35]  And it's unavailable.
[01:50:37]  It's unavailable, aesthetic.
[01:50:41]  It's unavailable.
[01:50:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:47]  Look, if you're going to donate for me to watch something on YouTube, make sure it's going to be available for me to watch it.
[01:50:53]  All right.
[01:50:55]  Make sure it's going to be available for me to watch it for Christ's sake.
[01:50:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:00]  Hey, it's not my fault that it's unavailable, baby.
[01:51:03]  It's not my fault.
[01:51:03]  And you all shut up in the chat room.
[01:51:06]  All right, this next one is by Coarse Hair Obama PC.
[01:51:11]  Jacob Wall is an idiot.
[01:51:13]  Who the hell is Jacob Wall?
[01:51:14]  Who the hell is that crap?
[01:51:17]  Anyway, Coarse Hair Obama PC.
[01:51:20]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[01:51:22]  Coarse Hair Obama PC requested this one.
[01:51:25]  All right, hold on.
[01:51:27]  Will you play his video now, by the way?
[01:51:32]  A Puerto Rico relief fund asshole.
[01:51:36]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:38]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:43]  All right, all right.
[01:51:45]  Look, look, everybody shut up.
[01:51:46]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:51:48]  What is this?
[01:51:49]  Hold on.
[01:51:49]  Hold on just a second.
[01:51:51]  Coarse Hair Obama PC requested this.
[01:51:54]  Go ahead and put it on the PC shot.
[01:51:56]  What is this?
[01:51:56]  Last episode of the $69 gaming PC Saga, we bought a Dell Optiplex for $27 on eBay, stuck in a $30 graphics card, and got playable frame rates in a variety of popular casual and esports games.
[01:52:09]  That is, depending on your standard for playable.
[01:52:13]  But we didn't stop there.
[01:52:18]  This is for our second installment.
[01:52:22]  We're actually taking a combination of our own advice.
[01:52:26]  Yeah.
[01:52:27]  Yeah.
[01:52:27]  And some from our community to bring that standard, that playable standard up by upgrading our original system with a few more budget parts and hopefully turning it into an actually decent gaming computer.
[01:52:41]  And you know what?
[01:52:42]  It ain't going to be a decent gaming computer, all right?
[01:52:45]  I've got the top of the line of gaming computers, a Corsair i160.
[01:52:51]  Are you joking me?
[01:52:53]  This is literally future-proof for the next five years, all right?
[01:52:57]  And by the way, the next thing I'm purchasing, and I'm waiting for it.
[01:53:00]  I'm waiting for the HTC Cosmos.
[01:53:04]  All right, that's what I'm waiting for right now.
[01:53:07]  So I can do some goddamn virtual reality gaming because that's what I want to do.
[01:53:12]  I don't want to do this.
[01:53:13]  I'm getting my thumbs bruised kind of garbage gaming, you know, where I'm just sitting on my ass and just, ah, look at me.
[01:53:19]  I'm pushing buttons and I'm the best button pusher in the world.
[01:53:23]  The next level of gaming, baby, is virtual reality.
[01:53:26]  It's when you're not only immersed in the game, but actually have to physically do something.

=== Future-Proof Gaming Setup Talk (02:57) ===

[01:53:31]  You know?
[01:53:32]  So listen, I would recommend to anybody the Corsair i160.
[01:53:38]  I recommend that to anybody.
[01:53:40]  Not to mention I've got this 49-inch ultra-wide screen monitor by Viotech, which is what I'm running everything on.
[01:53:48]  All right.
[01:53:48]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:53:49]  You don't need no, you know, two or three screens with this son of a bitch.
[01:53:56]  Walmart PC.
[01:53:57]  I got your fucking Walmart PC, asshole.
[01:54:00]  All right.
[01:54:01]  I got top of the line gaming PC is what I got.
[01:54:06]  Justice for aesthetic.
[01:54:07]  What the hell can I do?
[01:54:09]  It's a goddamn video that I can't play.
[01:54:13]  It's a video I can't play.
[01:54:14]  What the hell you want me to do about it?
[01:54:17]  What the hell you want me to do about it?
[01:54:21]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:22]  This is by N Wordled.
[01:54:25]  N-Wordled.
[01:54:27]  N-Wordled requested this next one.
[01:54:29]  Hold on.
[01:54:31]  Hold on.
[01:54:31]  I got to make sure it's not some sick, perverted, you know, garbage.
[01:54:37]  I got to make sure that this isn't.
[01:54:39]  All right.
[01:54:39]  All right.
[01:54:39]  Everything's good.
[01:54:40]  All right.
[01:54:41]  This is by N-Wordled.
[01:54:43]  Go ahead and put the damn PC shot on.
[01:54:45]  What is this, n-wordle?
[01:54:52]  This is somebody that's working in IT late night, obviously.
[01:54:57]  Some late night IT guy in the basement.
[01:55:00]  And, oh, Jesus.
[01:55:02]  Look at this guy.
[01:55:04]  IT guy.
[01:55:07]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:55:10]  Are you kidding me?
[01:55:13]  Is this what IT guys do when they're alone?
[01:55:19]  Is this what IT guys do when they're alone, huh?
[01:55:22]  Late at night?
[01:55:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:25]  What's this guy wearing a dress?
[01:55:27]  What is this shit?
[01:55:37]  All right, that's enough.
[01:55:38]  Is that what IT guys are doing when they're alone in the basement where the goddamn servers are and shit?
[01:55:44]  Is this what they're doing at night?
[01:55:47]  Jesus Christ.
[01:55:48]  Freaking IT people, man.
[01:55:49]  Y'all are fucking strange, dude.
[01:55:52]  Y'all are a strange group.
[01:55:53]  And not to mention, you know what's the bad part about IT guys?
[01:55:56]  Is that they don't ever want to do their fucking job.
[01:55:58]  You know then?
[01:55:59]  They don't ever want to do their fucking job.
[01:56:01]  When you go call down to IT in whatever business that you happen to be in, whether you're employed in some business that requires a lot of networking or has a computer system, has a server, whatever, when you call the engineer, when you call the IT guy, he doesn't want to do anything.
[01:56:17]  It's like you're bothering him.
[01:56:20]  What is it this time?
[01:56:22]  I don't know what it is.
[01:56:23]  I can't get my email.
[01:56:24]  I don't know what's going on.
[01:56:25]  My email.

=== IT Guys Don't Do Their Jobs (02:56) ===

[01:56:29]  I'll be right there.
[01:56:31]  Thank you for bothering me again.
[01:56:35]  So that's IT people for you, man.
[01:56:37]  I don't really respect many IT people because, you know, you guys bitch and moan about doing your own fucking job.
[01:56:43]  I'm telling you.
[01:56:43]  I don't know for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:56:46]  And hold on, what is this?
[01:56:47]  Oliver Carswell again?
[01:56:50]  Oliver Carswell again?
[01:56:52]  Do we need to play another one by Oliver Carswell?
[01:56:54]  I mean, seriously.
[01:56:57]  Are you serious?
[01:56:59]  Oliver Carswell requested this one.
[01:57:01]  What is this?
[01:57:03]  Oh no!
[01:57:10]  What the hell?
[01:57:11]  I DON'T W- You son of a bitch.
[01:57:25]  Turn this shit off, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:57:29]  I don't know how many times I got to tell you pieces of crap, man.
[01:57:33]  I don't want to talk about being fucking named.
[01:57:38]  So stop this garbage, man.
[01:57:41]  Just stop it.
[01:57:45]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:57:46]  Hold on.
[01:57:46]  Mike Hawk, what is this?
[01:57:48]  IT guy here.
[01:57:49]  I can confirm 99 out of 100 of them are idiots like that.
[01:57:53]  Oh, we're doing old school memes today?
[01:57:56]  Well, throw mine on the pile then.
[01:57:58]  Can you shove it up, your ass, evil Mira, please?
[01:58:01]  You make me sick every time I see your stupid leftist name.
[01:58:05]  You make me sick.
[01:58:06]  Every time I see your stupid leftist name, you make me sick.
[01:58:13]  Anyway, this next one is by Trump 2020 More Beer.
[01:58:18]  Trump 2020 More Beer requested this.
[01:58:21]  Hold on, what is this?
[01:58:22]  Hold on.
[01:58:23]  What is this crap?
[01:58:23]  Put the PC shot on.
[01:58:25]  What is this garbage?
[01:58:30]  What is this crap?
[01:58:37]  What is this crap?
[01:58:50]  What is this?
[01:58:51]  Kind of Nazi punk song about goddamn more beer.
[01:58:54]  Are you kidding me?
[01:59:23]  You know what?
[01:59:24]  All right yeah, real funny idiots.

=== Trump 2020 More Beer Donation (03:14) ===

[01:59:25]  All right, you see, I mean whoever don't.
[01:59:28]  Who the hell donated that?
[01:59:30]  It was?
[01:59:31]  It was uh, Trump.
[01:59:32]  2020, more beer.
[01:59:33]  You see, you're trying to coincide me with some of these white nationalist, white supremacist pricks, and I don't appreciate it.
[01:59:41]  All right, aesthetic.
[01:59:42]  All right, I'll hook you up.
[01:59:44]  I'll hook you up aesthetic.
[01:59:45]  All right, I got you.
[01:59:46]  I got you all right.
[01:59:49]  Hello IT.
[01:59:50]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:59:52]  I'm not playing that for 11.98.
[01:59:54]  You, son of a bitch.
[01:59:55]  All right, it's 12 bucks for me to play these goddamn YouTube videos.
[01:59:59]  I'm not playing it for $11.98.
[02:00:00]  You sar sack of crap.
[02:00:02]  All right, you understand that.
[02:00:05]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[02:00:08]  So you know you, you either donate 12 bucks or you don't get your shit played.
[02:00:12]  You understand that, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[02:00:18]  Jesus Christ, who else I mean man, I'm tired of playing these fucking 12 buckers dude, I'm tired of doing this.
[02:00:24]  I'm so tired of doing this.
[02:00:26]  It makes me sick.
[02:00:30]  I love eggs.
[02:00:31]  What the hell does this mean?
[02:00:32]  I love eggs.
[02:00:33]  Requested this one.
[02:00:34]  Well, hold on, put the PC Shot on.
[02:00:36]  What is this?
[02:00:37]  I love eggs.
[02:00:39]  Hello there.
[02:00:41]  Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
[02:00:43]  What my name is, Professor Hawkness.
[02:00:46]  This world is widely inhabited by mysterious creatures called Pokemon.
[02:00:51]  All right, what Pokemon have mysterious powers over my dick?
[02:00:56]  They come in many.
[02:00:57]  What shapes?
[02:00:59]  Um, we humans live happily with Pokemon, living and working and other things together.
[02:01:04]  We naturally complement each other.
[02:01:07]  More hole, uh, got some good news for you, little bastard.
[02:01:13]  As is tradition, when a young man reaches maturity, he goes out into the world to expand his horizons and experiment with the hello's first.
[02:01:21]  Oh gee, you know what?
[02:01:23]  We're returning home and getting married.
[02:01:25]  No, i'm not doing that.
[02:01:27]  You know what?
[02:01:28]  Turn this shit off, turn this.
[02:01:30]  What is this?
[02:01:30]  What is this?
[02:01:31]  Some kind of pro Pokemon furry crap?
[02:01:33]  Huh, is this insinuating that you damn nerds want to take a little Pokemon and you know, fuck it in it?
[02:01:38]  What is this inferring?
[02:01:41]  What is this supposed to be inferring?
[02:01:43]  For Christ's sake man, I'm not kidding around.
[02:01:46]  What the hell is this supposed to be inferring?
[02:01:50]  Jesus Christ man, I'm not.
[02:01:51]  I'm not.
[02:01:53]  Give me my goddamn beer, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:01:56]  I mean, I've been doing.
[02:01:57]  Look at this, I've been doing this for two hours dude, two hours.
[02:02:01]  This is why I don't want to do These 12 fucking buckers, dude.
[02:02:04]  I don't want to do this.
[02:02:05]  I don't want to do this.
[02:02:06]  I don't want to do Pikachu porn.
[02:02:08]  I don't want to do this garbage, all right?
[02:02:12]  Give me my goddamn freaking beer, man.
[02:02:20]  Freaking Pokemon assholes.
[02:02:24]  Freaking Pokemon jerk-offs, man.
[02:02:26]  I mean, I'm telling you, you know, you idiots that play Pokemon, we are out there following, you know.
[02:02:34]  Hey, I'm in this like new augmented reality where I'm looking at my cell phone looking for Pokemon.

=== Pokemon Jerk-Offs Are Idiots (03:38) ===

[02:02:40]  You know what you were doing?
[02:02:41]  You were mapping out shit for big-time corporate Silicon Valley oligarchs in which they had no access to.
[02:02:50]  You know how they send the Google cars out for Google Maps?
[02:02:54]  You know, they can do that for public arenas.
[02:02:57]  But it was thanks to you, stupid little Pokemon jerk-offs that were out here helping to map out all these areas that the Silicon Valley oligarchs had no access to, just so that you idiots can be like, Yay, Pokemon, yay!
[02:03:17]  Stupid.
[02:03:19]  But, you know, you try to tell that to you, stupid gamers.
[02:03:22]  You know, it's like, you know, talking to a brick wall.
[02:03:24]  You people are idiots.
[02:03:26]  People are morons.
[02:03:27]  All right.
[02:03:27]  Hold on.
[02:03:28]  What's next?
[02:03:29]  Oliver Carswell again.
[02:03:31]  Oliver Carswell.
[02:03:32]  What is this?
[02:03:34]  Oliver Carswell.
[02:03:35]  God damn it.
[02:03:36]  You sent me a link to my own show again, you stupid bastard.
[02:03:41]  You sent me a link to my own show.
[02:03:42]  I'M SICKIN' TIRED OF YOU DOING THIS!
[02:03:47]  I'M SICKIN' TIRED OF YOU DOING THIS!
[02:03:58]  SICKIN' TIRED OF YOU DOING THIS!
[02:04:02]  SICKIN' TIRED OF YOU DOING THIS!
[02:04:06]  STOP SENDING ME A LUTE SHOW, YOU SUBID PIECE OF CRIP!
[02:04:23]  Jesus Christ!
[02:04:27]  Jesus!
[02:04:28]  Jesus Christ!
[02:04:32]  Jesus Christ!
[02:04:36]  Jesus!
[02:04:37]  Jesus Christ!
[02:04:38]  Shut this show off already!
[02:04:39]  I'm tired of the stupid guy here for a...
[02:04:41]  STOP SAYING THAT WAY TO MY HELP!
[02:05:08]  That's enough!
[02:05:09]  Turn it off.
[02:05:11]  ARGUS!
[02:05:20]  Turn this crap on me!
[02:05:23]  Turn it off!
[02:05:25]  Turn this to turn it off!
[02:05:29]  I'm tired of the Oliver Coswell, you piece of crap.
[02:05:32]  I'm tired of you people sending me a link to my own show.
[02:05:36]  I'm tired of you people sending me a link to my own goddamn show, you sorry sack of trash.
[02:05:45]  Tired of it, dude.
[02:05:46]  I'm tired of it, man.
[02:05:47]  I'm tired of it.
[02:05:49]  I'm tired of it.
[02:05:52]  Heavy Hebrew ghost, the band Fear is not white nationalist band.
[02:05:58]  They're in America first before it was cool.
[02:06:01]  When most metal and punk were anti-American, you would love them, but you have shit-tasting music like Pantera.
[02:06:08]  Go fuck off.
[02:06:09]  All right, go fuck off, man.
[02:06:11]  Pantera is metal.
[02:06:12]  Do you understand that, man?
[02:06:14]  Pantera is metal.

=== Tired Of Spam Links Again (15:06) ===

[02:06:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:21]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:06:22]  Hold on.
[02:06:22]  The carp.
[02:06:24]  What the fuck do you want?
[02:06:26]  I don't like the fact that IT people complain about their job.
[02:06:29]  Also, Ghost Bois, you trolls are so mean.
[02:06:32]  I don't want to play these $12 donations.
[02:06:35]  I don't!
[02:06:36]  I don't!
[02:06:39]  When you go full autism.
[02:06:42]  I don't have no fucking autism.
[02:06:43]  Are you kidding me?
[02:06:44]  I don't got no fucking autism.
[02:06:46]  Anyway, this is what the carpenters requested.
[02:06:49]  What is this?
[02:06:53]  What is this?
[02:06:54]  Put it on the PC shot.
[02:06:57]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:06:58]  Hold on.
[02:07:02]  Ah, Christ.
[02:07:04]  Hey, look, is there that Karen Carpenter?
[02:07:07]  Is that her before or after the bulimia?
[02:07:11]  Is that her before and after the bulimia?
[02:07:14]  What is this?
[02:07:16]  All right.
[02:07:17]  All right.
[02:07:18]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:07:20]  Only yesterday I ate my carrots.
[02:07:26]  All right.
[02:07:27]  Shove it off.
[02:07:27]  Shut it off.
[02:07:29]  Just shut it off for Christ's sake.
[02:07:33]  All right.
[02:07:34]  Who else here?
[02:07:34]  We got another one by Diablo.
[02:07:37]  And this guy's a freaking pervert himself.
[02:07:40]  What the hell are you wanting to request there, Diablo, you piece of crap?
[02:07:44]  What is this?
[02:07:46]  Hold on, what is this garbage?
[02:07:50]  Sonic the Hedgehog, the movie.
[02:07:52]  What is this?
[02:07:55]  SEGA!
[02:08:01]  What the hell is...
[02:08:03]  Taki Corporation.
[02:08:06]  Oh, I can't...
[02:08:07]  I can only see the goddamn Sonic the Hedgehog fanboys right now fanning their nuts to this.
[02:08:13]  You know what I mean?
[02:08:17]  I'm fanning my nuts.
[02:08:19]  Oh my god, it's Sonic the Hedgehog, the cartoon movie, the 1999 version.
[02:08:24]  Yay!
[02:08:26]  Yay, spaghetti!
[02:08:29]  YEEEEEEEEEEEEE All right, we get it.
[02:08:40]  All right, is this the whole movie?
[02:08:43]  This is the whole goddamn movie.
[02:08:45]  Look at this.
[02:08:49]  All right.
[02:08:50]  You know what?
[02:08:50]  We're not watching the whole fucking movie.
[02:08:52]  Are you joking?
[02:08:53]  Who the hell donated this?
[02:08:54]  Chrischan?
[02:08:56]  Who the oh, is Duvid Diablo?
[02:08:58]  It's Diablo.
[02:08:59]  What difference does it make, right?
[02:09:01]  It's Diablo, for Christ's sake.
[02:09:03]  All right, what else do we have?
[02:09:04]  We got Zyklon Dan again.
[02:09:08]  Zyklon Dan again.
[02:09:11]  Requesting another goddamn 12-bucker.
[02:09:13]  What the hell is this?
[02:09:15]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:09:16]  Put this on the damn PC shot.
[02:09:18]  What is this, Zyclon Dan?
[02:09:20]  What is this crap?
[02:09:22]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:09:22]  What?
[02:09:23]  Ghost is in this video.
[02:09:26]  Ghost is in this video.
[02:09:28]  All right, whatever, asshole.
[02:09:29]  What is this?
[02:09:29]  Can we start singing like chicken?
[02:09:39]  Dodge charges.
[02:09:43]  Master, great.
[02:09:45]  All right, you know what, dude?
[02:09:47]  I'm not condoning this racism, dude.
[02:09:50]  All right.
[02:09:51]  I'm not condoning the CX racism.
[02:09:54]  All right.
[02:09:54]  That's another thing.
[02:09:55]  Y'all are a bunch of racist bastards and I don't appreciate it.
[02:09:58]  All right, I don't appreciate it one bit.
[02:10:02]  Freaking tryhards.
[02:10:03]  Sorry, what else do we have here?
[02:10:05]  Hold on.
[02:10:05]  Hold on.
[02:10:06]  What is this?
[02:10:07]  It's this one was requested by Ghost in Congress jail.
[02:10:12]  Ghost in Congress jail.
[02:10:14]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[02:10:16]  Ghost in Congress jail.
[02:10:19]  Put on the PC shot.
[02:10:20]  What the hell is this ghost in Congress jail?
[02:10:27]  What is this?
[02:10:28]  I laid a hammer down.
[02:10:30]  I'm gonna fill a whole house on that ass.
[02:10:33]  Some ethos.
[02:10:38]  Is this some kind of an e-thought-odd?
[02:10:45]  Sure, there's a lot of men right now waxing their hair.
[02:10:48]  A bunch of neckbeards.
[02:10:50]  Look at the neckbeard, Carol.
[02:10:51]  Look at that.
[02:10:52]  Look at the neckbeards.
[02:10:56]  All right, everybody, just slow a little bit down.
[02:11:01]  We get it, broad.
[02:11:02]  We get it.
[02:11:02]  You could shake your ass.
[02:11:04]  All right, we get it.
[02:11:05]  You could shake that ass.
[02:11:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:10]  Ghost in Congress jail requested this.
[02:11:13]  I guess he wanted to see an ass.
[02:11:16]  All right, what is this?
[02:11:17]  What's the next goddamn 12-bucker?
[02:11:19]  Because I'm so sick of these for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:11:23]  Uh, ghost pump-up song.
[02:11:25]  Ghost pump-up song?
[02:11:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:11:27]  This is supposed to be my pump-up song.
[02:11:28]  Like I like I get inspired by this song.
[02:11:31]  Nickup Knickers.
[02:11:32]  Peter Knicker Nicker.
[02:11:33]  Me Gordon Eat.
[02:11:34]  Nickup Knickers.
[02:11:35]  Peter Knicker.
[02:11:36]  You see that?
[02:11:37]  That's a splice.
[02:11:40]  This is a goddamn splice.
[02:11:43]  God damn it.
[02:11:44]  Nick up knickers.
[02:11:45]  Peter Knicker.
[02:11:48]  Tear this shit off.
[02:11:49]  And the goddamn splice it.
[02:11:53]  Son of a bitch.
[02:11:57]  Son of a bitch.
[02:12:00]  Everybody knows it, man.
[02:12:04]  Everybody knows that these trolls are trying to splice me.
[02:12:07]  They're trying to make me look racist.
[02:12:09]  They're trying to make me look bad.
[02:12:11]  I am not a racist.
[02:12:15]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:12:20]  I'm a nice guy.
[02:12:24]  God, man.
[02:12:25]  Don't believe these trolls, man.
[02:12:28]  Don't believe them.
[02:12:29]  They're splicing me, man.
[02:12:31]  They're splicing me to make me say this crap.
[02:12:35]  They're splicing me to make me say this garbage, man.
[02:12:38]  Don't believe them, man.
[02:12:40]  Don't believe them.
[02:12:43]  Don't believe them, man.
[02:12:47]  Jesus Christ, don't fucking believe them, dude.
[02:12:50]  Don't believe them.
[02:12:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:12:56]  And here's G.I. Ghost.
[02:12:58]  All right.
[02:12:59]  Saying you fuckers need to respect Pantera.
[02:13:01]  All right.
[02:13:02]  Yeah, you're damn right.
[02:13:02]  You better respect Pantera.
[02:13:04]  Wait a minute.
[02:13:04]  Hold on.
[02:13:05]  This is the same shit that I just played.
[02:13:08]  This is the same shit I just played.
[02:13:11]  What is this, G.I. Gun?
[02:13:12]  What is this crap?
[02:13:16]  I just played this crap.
[02:13:21]  Can you all stop?
[02:13:23]  And you all just stopped for Christ's sake, Jesus Christ.
[02:13:29]  I'm sure all the neckbeards and all the four-eyed, freckled-faced-beaten stepchildren that are in this broadcast are enjoying this, eh?
[02:13:42]  Huh?
[02:13:42]  Look that ass.
[02:13:44]  Look at that ass.
[02:13:46]  That's an ass.
[02:13:48]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:13:53]  Hey, wait, this bitch's name is Lexi Pantera.
[02:13:57]  I mean, did she usurp Pantera's name?
[02:13:59]  Her name's Lexi Pantera.
[02:14:04]  Okay, okay, great.
[02:14:05]  All right, we get it.
[02:14:09]  We get it.
[02:14:10]  You got an ass, all right?
[02:14:12]  We're very proud of you.
[02:14:13]  We're very proud of you that you could shake your ass.
[02:14:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:14:22]  I'm telling you, man, it just never ends with you people.
[02:14:25]  You know that?
[02:14:26]  It never ends.
[02:14:28]  I mean, can you stop?
[02:14:29]  By the way, only yesterday was 1975, right when the anorexia was starting.
[02:14:36]  Well, thank you for that insight.
[02:14:37]  All right.
[02:14:38]  I really appreciate it.
[02:14:39]  All right.
[02:14:39]  Yeah, real funny, asshole.
[02:14:41]  All right, real funny.
[02:14:42]  me my drink.
[02:14:49]  I'm getting tired of doing this shit, man.
[02:14:51]  I'm getting tired of this shit.
[02:14:52]  I'm going to eliminate the 12-buck garbage in the next baller Friday.
[02:14:55]  We're not doing any more 12-buckers.
[02:14:58]  All right.
[02:14:59]  I'm not joking around.
[02:15:00]  We're not doing no more 12 buckers after this show.
[02:15:02]  I'm tired of this shit, man.
[02:15:04]  I'm tired of this shit.
[02:15:08]  Down where the knee grow.
[02:15:10]  You son of a bitch!
[02:15:12]  You see?
[02:15:12]  These people are trying to make me say racist shit.
[02:15:16]  These people are trying to do this to me.
[02:15:18]  They're trying to besmirch my goddamn reputation.
[02:15:22]  I'll be a melting pot of friendship.
[02:15:24]  You see?
[02:15:26]  You see?
[02:15:28]  Christ, man!
[02:15:34]  I'm tired of this crap, man.
[02:15:36]  I'm so fucking tired of it, man.
[02:15:38]  I'm not a racist.
[02:15:39]  Shut up.
[02:15:40]  I'm not a fucking racist, man.
[02:15:42]  I'm not a racist.
[02:15:45]  I'm not a racist.
[02:15:50]  Jesus Christ, you're making me so upset.
[02:15:52]  I'm belching now.
[02:15:55]  You're making me belch, man.
[02:15:59]  All right, look, I'm tired of this shit, man.
[02:16:01]  I need another beer for Christ's sake.
[02:16:04]  I need another goddamn beer.
[02:16:06]  I need more beer, man.
[02:16:11]  For Christ's sake, I need some more fucking beer.
[02:16:13]  And shut up in the fucking chat room.
[02:16:16]  Shut up in the chat room or I'll implement chat room martial law faster than you sons of bitches can say.
[02:16:25]  Son of a bitch.
[02:16:29]  Here, open my beer for Christ's sake.
[02:16:30]  Give me my freaking beer.
[02:16:33]  I deserve.
[02:16:35]  I deserve more respect than this, for Christ's sake.
[02:16:37]  Do you understand that?
[02:16:39]  I deserve more respect.
[02:16:43]  I'm telling you, I'm ending this show early.
[02:16:45]  I ain't doing no five or six hours with you sons of bitches today, man.
[02:16:49]  I ain't doing no five or six goddamn minutes.
[02:16:52]  I'm not doing no five or six hours with you people again, man.
[02:16:55]  I'm not doing that shit.
[02:16:57]  You people have no appreciation.
[02:16:59]  Yeah, I'm not saying that damn name.
[02:17:01]  All right.
[02:17:02]  I'm not implementing.
[02:17:03]  I'm not saying none of that shit.
[02:17:04]  Just sit there and shut up.
[02:17:06]  All right.
[02:17:06]  I'm doing me now.
[02:17:08]  All right.
[02:17:08]  I'm doing me because the only way I can continue to do this goddamn broadcast with you gender-fluid fondlers is if I'm fucking consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
[02:17:19]  All right?
[02:17:21]  That's the only way I can continue with you goddamn rosebud asshole having used condom sucking kebab meat bag chewing pieces of sweaty sock sucking crap.
[02:17:34]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:17:35]  All right.
[02:17:36]  Everybody is shut up in the chat room.
[02:17:38]  All of you fucking people in the chat room.
[02:17:40]  Just shut up.
[02:17:42]  I deserve more respect than this.
[02:17:44]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:17:48]  I deserve more respect in this.
[02:17:50]  Give me my drink.
[02:17:51]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:17:53]  Smiley face.
[02:17:54]  I heard you were having 11 points.
[02:17:57]  I'm not fucking playing any $11.99 or $11.98 clips.
[02:18:02]  I'm not playing none of them.
[02:18:04]  All right?
[02:18:05]  It's $12, you idiot, for me to play a goddamn YouTube video.
[02:18:09]  And if you're not going to pay it, well, then you're not seeing your YouTube video, you son of a bitch.
[02:18:14]  All right?
[02:18:14]  Not $11.98, not $11.99, $12.
[02:18:18]  Do you understand that, boy?
[02:18:20]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[02:18:24]  You understand that?
[02:18:25]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole!
[02:18:28]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[02:18:36]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[02:18:41]  And here's an extra penny for more disrespect.
[02:18:44]  You fucking assholes.
[02:18:45]  You son of a bitch.
[02:18:48]  All right, let me play these stupid damn fucking 12 buckers so we can get them over with.
[02:18:52]  I'm tired of them.
[02:18:53]  I'm tired of this crap.
[02:18:55]  This next video, all right, this will cover black cunt.
[02:19:01]  What the hell does that mean for two bucks?
[02:19:04]  What the hell does that mean for two bucks?
[02:19:08]  Anyway, this next one was requested by Hambone.
[02:19:12]  Hambone requested this.
[02:19:13]  What the hell is this?
[02:19:14]  Hambone, Hambone, where you been?
[02:19:17]  I've been around the world and I'm going again.
[02:19:20]  Hambone.
[02:19:21]  What the hell?
[02:19:25]  There was a song about Hambone that was geared towards children.
[02:19:31]  And of course, these are all fat barrel ass freaking furries singing this.
[02:19:35]  Hambone, hambone, have you heard?
[02:19:38]  Papa's gonna buy me a mocking bird.
[02:19:41]  If that mocking bird don't sing, papa's gonna buy me a diamond ring.
[02:19:46]  Hey, that's actually a good song.
[02:19:47]  They're corrupting a good song.
[02:19:51]  Hambone, hambone, where you been?
[02:19:53]  I've been around the world and I'm going again.
[02:19:56]  Hambone.
[02:19:58]  All right, you know what?
[02:20:00]  That's enough of this.
[02:20:01]  All right, all right, we get it.
[02:20:02]  Hambone.
[02:20:04]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:20:08]  I mean, are you kidding me with this?
[02:20:10]  Who the hell did this?
[02:20:11]  Buy that for a dollar.
[02:20:13]  Find you, Shekel Goblin.
[02:20:14]  Here's your penny.
[02:20:17]  Wait a minute.
[02:20:18]  Don't call me a shekel goblin, black hat.
[02:20:19]  That's just the way the rules are, all right?
[02:20:22]  12 bucks.
[02:20:23]  But you, you're dumbass, you probably think that you're, you know, because you've been autistic and, you know, people have been coddling your ass your whole life that you think you're so special, huh?
[02:20:35]  Huh, is that it?
[02:20:36]  You're autistic, so you play the I'm retarded.
[02:20:40]  I'm retarded card.
[02:20:41]  Is that what you're doing?
[02:20:42]  I'm retarded.
[02:20:45]  And shut up in the chat room, man.
[02:20:47]  I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
[02:20:49]  So shut up.
[02:20:52]  I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, you piece of crap.
[02:20:55]  Give me my freaking beer people in here calling me a fucking shackle goblin.
[02:21:06]  I'm not I'm not being a shekel goblin, you asshole.
[02:21:11]  Anyway, we got another clip requested by Oliver Carswell.
[02:21:15]  All right, what is this?
[02:21:17]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[02:21:19]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:21:22]  You stupid meatbag.

=== Not A Shekel Goblin Here (08:51) ===

[02:21:24]  wait a minute what is this i said you know i'm gonna throw this shut up i'm gonna I got to kill this fucking spider now, alright?
[02:21:36]  God damn it, the spider's being a prick.
[02:21:40]  This is not funny.
[02:21:41]  This was this past Saturday Night Troll show.
[02:21:44]  Jesus Christ, I gotta get on a fucking chair.
[02:21:47]  I had to kill a spider.
[02:21:51]  Real funny.
[02:21:52]  Hold on, make sure this shit isn't leaning back.
[02:21:57]  I'm going to get this motherfucker.
[02:21:59]  Come here.
[02:22:01]  Hold on, I don't want to fall.
[02:22:03]  I don't want to fall.
[02:22:04]  I don't want to fall.
[02:22:05]  Shit.
[02:22:07]  Oh!
[02:22:10]  Get to the local live home, man.
[02:22:12]  Take away, God!
[02:22:15]  Man, I was asleep for a few hours, and I woke up to ghosts causing a woman to potentially commit suicide.
[02:22:21]  What am I doing?
[02:22:22]  Weaving spiders, come not here.
[02:22:24]  Yeah, weaving spiders, come not here.
[02:22:26]  Weaving spiders, come not here.
[02:22:29]  You're damn right.
[02:22:30]  All right, yeah, and then real funny, Oliver Carswell, all right?
[02:22:34]  That was this past Saturday Night Troll show where I went over seven hours broadcasting, baby.
[02:22:41]  Over seven hours broadcasting.
[02:22:45]  I'm a machine!
[02:22:48]  But of course, you sons of bitches have no appreciation about that.
[02:22:52]  I'm a machine.
[02:22:55]  And what?
[02:22:55]  I've got to play another one by Oliver Carswell again?
[02:22:58]  Why?
[02:22:59]  I got to play another one.
[02:23:03]  Oh, dude.
[02:23:04]  Oh, come on, dude.
[02:23:06]  You're going to get me in trouble with EBZ, dude.
[02:23:09]  Listen, don't get me in trouble with EBZ, dude.
[02:23:12]  I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
[02:23:13]  Jesus.
[02:23:15]  Into the nose.
[02:23:16]  Into the mouth.
[02:23:17]  Into the nose.
[02:23:18]  Into the mouth.
[02:23:19]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:23:21]  Into the mouth.
[02:23:22]  Amazing.
[02:23:23]  Incredible.
[02:23:24]  Thank you so much.
[02:23:25]  Oh, Christ, dude.
[02:23:27]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:23:28]  I mean, EBZ isn't even streaming anymore.
[02:23:31]  Hold on, let me check and see if EBZ is streaming.
[02:23:33]  Are you streaming EBZ?
[02:23:35]  He's not even streaming anymore, man.
[02:23:37]  Ever since Boogergate, EBZ is not streaming, man.
[02:23:41]  And he's threatening to get lawyers involved if anybody shows the Boogergate clip of him eating his Boogers.
[02:23:50]  And I like EBZ, alright?
[02:23:51]  I'm not even joking.
[02:23:52]  I like EBZ.
[02:23:54]  I mean, if we met each other in real life, he'd be my boy.
[02:23:58]  He'd be my boy, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:24:00]  I'd introduce him to my black friends, Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
[02:24:06]  All right, that's who I'd be.
[02:24:07]  That's who I'd introduce him to.
[02:24:09]  My boys, Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
[02:24:13]  And it's a shame that he's not streaming anymore, man.
[02:24:16]  It's a goddamn shame he ain't streaming.
[02:24:19]  It's a goddamn shame that he ain't streaming.
[02:24:21]  Come back.
[02:24:22]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, EBZ.
[02:24:24]  Come back, baby.
[02:24:26]  All right.
[02:24:26]  We want to see you.
[02:24:29]  We want to see you and we'll make the Boogergate be a panacea.
[02:24:32]  All right.
[02:24:33]  Everything's going to be all right.
[02:24:35]  All right.
[02:24:36]  Anyway, let's continue on for Christ's sake.
[02:24:38]  All right.
[02:24:41]  Stop.
[02:24:42]  Stop the fucking 12 buckers, dude.
[02:24:45]  I don't want to continue to do these stupid goddamn.
[02:24:51]  I don't want to do this garbage anymore, man.
[02:24:53]  Stop this crap.
[02:24:55]  Stop it.
[02:24:58]  For Christ's sake.
[02:25:00]  Oh, yeah.
[02:25:00]  This next one is by Nico Angel.
[02:25:03]  Oh, although he only donated $11.99.
[02:25:06]  Luckily, somebody gave his penny for him.
[02:25:10]  Just like a typical Puerto Rican, huh?
[02:25:12]  Out there waiting with their hands out.
[02:25:14]  Huh?
[02:25:16]  I mean, what happened after the goddamn Puerto Rican hurricane?
[02:25:20]  Did the men of Puerto Rico go and try to, you know, pick up the rummage and try to rebuild Puerto Rico?
[02:25:28]  No.
[02:25:28]  They all just started wandering around with their goddamn stupid fucking cell phones in their hand trying to get cell phone reception so that they could go talk on the internet.
[02:25:40]  Ghost, my guy, good to hear y'all tonight.
[02:25:43]  Haven't been around for a while.
[02:25:45]  Forgive me.
[02:25:46]  But let me just crack into this Johnny Walker blue label.
[02:25:50]  Cheer, my dude.
[02:25:52]  Hey, thank you, Big Daddy Capitalist.
[02:25:54]  I appreciate it.
[02:25:55]  Hold on.
[02:25:56]  Hold on.
[02:25:56]  What is this, Miko Angel?
[02:25:57]  What the hell did you just do?
[02:25:59]  Hold on, put the PC shot on.
[02:26:02]  Wait a minute.
[02:26:04]  This is Ice Poseidon Live.
[02:26:07]  No.
[02:26:08]  This is Ice Poseidon Live.
[02:26:11]  Fuck, dude.
[02:26:13]  No.
[02:26:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:26:17]  Looks like you can.
[02:26:18]  You know what, Ice?
[02:26:19]  Don't come to Texas, dude.
[02:26:21]  Do not come to Texas.
[02:26:23]  I mean, the same angle we had.
[02:26:25]  All right.
[02:26:26]  I mean, it's not a pass.
[02:26:26]  You need to get a pass from me.
[02:26:28]  You need to get a pass for me if you're going to come to Texas, baby.
[02:26:31]  All right?
[02:26:32]  I don't know how on the phone.
[02:26:33]  I don't know why.
[02:26:33]  All right.
[02:26:34]  You need a pass from me if you're going to come to Texas.
[02:26:36]  Don't be shy.
[02:26:38]  We already saw your face for like 15 hours in Japan's dreams, lol.
[02:26:42]  Oh, yeah.
[02:26:43]  His fake girlfriend.
[02:26:44]  Did y'all see his fake girlfriend?
[02:26:46]  I don't know.
[02:26:46]  I know you're not.
[02:26:47]  She didn't even want public affection.
[02:26:50]  Don't touch me, Ice.
[02:26:51]  I don't want public affection.
[02:26:54]  All right, that's enough.
[02:26:55]  All right, look.
[02:26:56]  You see, you idiot, you're talking garbage to me in the chat room, dude.
[02:27:00]  I don't want, don't cause any goddamn internet fucking drama between me and Ice Poseidon, dude.
[02:27:07]  Listen, he's coming to my state and he needs a pass from me.
[02:27:12]  You're the best thing that has ever happened to your cat's life.
[02:27:20]  All right.
[02:27:21]  All right, that's enough.
[02:27:23]  Okay.
[02:27:24]  Take this shit off.
[02:27:25]  I'm not.
[02:27:25]  Yeah, Booger Booger, homie.
[02:27:26]  I'm not watching Ice Poseidon.
[02:27:28]  Okay, yo, fucking.
[02:27:29]  I don't know how this shit works.
[02:27:31]  I know how it works.
[02:27:32]  Because you're an AYC, all right?
[02:27:34]  I'm telling you, you need a pass.
[02:27:36]  You need a pass to come to Texas, Ice.
[02:27:39]  It's supposed to pop up.
[02:27:40]  All right.
[02:27:40]  This is my state.
[02:27:42]  This is my state, baby.
[02:27:44]  All right.
[02:27:45]  One more thing real quick.
[02:27:46]  Yo, because we're wasting time.
[02:27:48]  All right.
[02:27:48]  I'm putting on another one.
[02:27:49]  We're never going to get there.
[02:27:51]  I'm putting on another one for Christ's sake.
[02:27:54]  God knows how many times.
[02:27:55]  Who is next?
[02:27:56]  Like, I only want to eat food once.
[02:27:58]  Puerto Rico.
[02:28:00]  We're only going to go to the next one.
[02:28:00]  Puerto Rico Fun Relief.
[02:28:02]  What is this?
[02:28:02]  Puerto Rico Fun Relief.
[02:28:05]  Puerto Rico Fun Relief.
[02:28:09]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:28:10]  No, not Lil Pump, dude.
[02:28:12]  Puerto Rico Relief Fund requested this.
[02:28:16]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:28:21]  I mean, seriously, this is an embarrassment to America.
[02:28:25]  This stupid idiot.
[02:28:26]  You know that?
[02:28:29]  You know, I'm not playing this.
[02:28:30]  All right.
[02:28:31]  I'm not giving fucking stupid Lil Pump any airtime on my broadcast.
[02:28:35]  All right?
[02:28:37]  All right.
[02:28:38]  I'm not, I'm not doing any.
[02:28:39]  I'm not doing it.
[02:28:40]  All right.
[02:28:41]  I ain't doing it.
[02:28:42]  Little pump.
[02:28:44]  I mean, could you get any more gayer of a goddamn piece of garbage name?
[02:28:48]  Can you get any more goddamn gayer than little pump?
[02:28:53]  I mean, you know what you pump, right?
[02:28:55]  You pump a face while you're getting oral copilation, you know?
[02:28:59]  You pump a woman's vag when you're humping her, you know?
[02:29:04]  You pump an ass, you know?
[02:29:08]  Hi, I'm Lil Pump.
[02:29:10]  I'm Lil Pump for Christ.
[02:29:11]  I'm Lil Pump.
[02:29:13]  Wait a minute.
[02:29:14]  Put Ice back on.
[02:29:15]  Why?
[02:29:16]  Why?
[02:29:17]  Dude.
[02:29:17]  CX in the chat.
[02:29:18]  Why?
[02:29:19]  I can't watch your dream this time.
[02:29:20]  You sound like the kind of dude that lives in fucking Texas, bro.
[02:29:23]  Is that true?
[02:29:24]  I live in Texas.
[02:29:25]  Yeah, it's Texas, baby.
[02:29:28]  You seem like you live in New Mexico or something.
[02:29:30]  Is he talking about me?
[02:29:33]  Is he talking about me?
[02:29:34]  I don't fucking know.
[02:29:36]  Yeah, my phone's at diapers.
[02:29:37]  All right, look, I don't want to do this.
[02:29:38]  You know, I don't want to do this, but he needs a pass to get into my state.
[02:29:42]  He didn't get a pass from me.
[02:29:44]  Get me out of here.
[02:29:46]  Get me out of here.
[02:29:46]  I don't want to see him eating Doritos.
[02:29:48]  Is Doritos staying fingers on the fucking...
[02:29:50]  All right, that's enough.
[02:29:51]  All right, move on.
[02:29:53]  We're moving on for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:29:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:29:58]  All right, look, this next one is by aesthetic.
[02:30:01]  Now, hopefully, aesthetic has a decent video that isn't blocked from being viewed here.
[02:30:08]  All right, let's take a look at what aesthetic is.
[02:30:10]  What is this?
[02:30:13]  What is this aesthetic?
[02:30:14]  Oh, go ahead and put on aesthetics video.

=== Texas Pass For Border Crossing (02:37) ===

[02:30:16]  Put the PC shut on.
[02:30:17]  is this?
[02:30:23]  What the hell is this?
[02:30:26]  You fake cunt.
[02:30:27]  Move your fat ass.
[02:30:29]  Listen, don't fucking start shouting your fat mouth at me.
[02:30:31]  Why are you putting fucking fish truck on a fucking resort then?
[02:30:34]  Leaked footage of the new Ghostie Awards Stand up straight and at least look like a fucking cook You donkey!
[02:30:40]  You're cooking in a band pan, you fucking dick.
[02:30:43]  This is fucking painful.
[02:30:45]  That is fucking embarrassing.
[02:30:47]  Shit!
[02:30:48]  You're fucking useless, you know.
[02:30:50]  It's barely edible.
[02:30:53]  Are you fucking blind?
[02:30:54]  I don't know.
[02:30:55]  Listen, this is horrible.
[02:30:56]  That is not going anywhere, Mr., except in the fucking bin.
[02:31:00]  I've had enough.
[02:31:01]  Get out!
[02:31:02]  Out!
[02:31:03]  It's black!
[02:31:04]  Look!
[02:31:05]  What the fuck is this?
[02:31:07]  The longer you're here, the worse you're getting, you jumped up, motherfucker.
[02:31:12]  You know what?
[02:31:12]  This is horrible.
[02:31:13]  You know what?
[02:31:13]  This is making Ramsey look like some child abuser or something, alright?
[02:31:17]  Ramsey is not a child abuser, you son of a bitch.
[02:31:20]  This is horrible.
[02:31:21]  And this is what you want me to play, aesthetic?
[02:31:24]  This is what you wanted me to play.
[02:31:28]  You know, Gordon Ramsey, you know, supposedly cursing at a bunch of innocent kids.
[02:31:33]  Oh my god.
[02:31:35]  All right, let's move on for heaven's sake.
[02:31:37]  All right.
[02:31:38]  Hello, IT.
[02:31:40]  Hello, IT has requested the following, all right?
[02:31:44]  Hello, IT.
[02:31:44]  What is this?
[02:31:45]  What the hell is this, for Christ's sake?
[02:31:47]  Hello, IT.
[02:31:49]  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:31:52]  Hello?
[02:31:52]  Yeah, that's I.T. for you.
[02:31:55]  You're goddamn right.
[02:31:56]  That's IT for you.
[02:31:59]  Yeah, have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:32:03]  Hello, IT.
[02:32:06]  Something's wrong with my computer.
[02:32:08]  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:32:10]  Yeah, that's IT for you.
[02:32:11]  You're goddamn right.
[02:32:12]  Hello, IT.
[02:32:13]  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:32:15]  Yeah, turn it off and on again.
[02:32:16]  Yeah, try turning it off and on again.
[02:32:18]  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:32:21]  Have you tried sticking it up your arse?
[02:32:23]  Yeah, sticking it up your arse is right.
[02:32:24]  All right, that's enough.
[02:32:25]  That's IT for you is right.
[02:32:28]  I mean, these IT people, when you call them and ask them a question, I mean, it's like you're bothering them, for Christ's sake.
[02:32:34]  Even though it's their fucking job, you're bothering them.
[02:32:38]  What is it?
[02:32:39]  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
[02:32:41]  Have you tried hitting it with a stick?
[02:32:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:47]  What is this?
[02:32:48]  Gurak!
[02:32:50]  Gurak!
[02:32:51]  You like me to my own show!
[02:32:52]  Gurrakh!

=== Turn It Off And On Again (03:32) ===

[02:32:53]  Gurak!
[02:32:54]  You lick me!
[02:32:56]  I'm Gurak!
[02:32:58]  You son of a bitch, I don't know what you want to do!
[02:33:01]  Stop, Lincoln, you son of a bitch, I don't know what you want to do!
[02:33:04]  Lincoln, you son of a bitch, I don't know what you want to do!
[02:33:51]  Sick of tiny you into that game!
[02:33:55]  Sick of tiny you went on that game!
[02:33:59]  Sick of tiny you went on that game!
[02:34:01]  Alright, get it off!
[02:34:04]  Shut up man! Shut up!
[02:34:20]  Phantom!
[02:34:23]  Shut it off!
[02:34:26]  Shut it off!
[02:34:29]  Freaking Gurak, you asshole!
[02:34:32]  Making me play a damn fucking.
[02:34:34]  You're an asshole!
[02:34:35]  Everybody who does that that gives me a link to my own live show, you guys are a bunch of pricks.
[02:34:41]  All right, you guys are a bunch of assholes, and I don't appreciate that one goddamn bit, man.
[02:34:48]  Tired of this fucking garbage.
[02:34:49]  I'm tired of it.
[02:34:52]  All right, who's next?
[02:34:53]  What is this?
[02:34:55]  What is this?
[02:34:56]  All right, who's next?
[02:34:57]  Again, Phantom Thieves of Hearts!
[02:35:00]  All right, who's next?
[02:35:00]  Phantom Thieves of Hearts!
[02:35:02]  Phantom Idiots of Hortens!
[02:35:04]  Phantom Thieves!
[02:35:05]  What are you doing?
[02:35:08]  Phantom Thieve!
[02:35:12]  It's a pretty jump,
[02:35:44]  man.
[02:35:46]  For Christ's sake, shut it up!
[02:35:51]  I don't think that was Phantom of Thieve of Hearts.
[02:35:53]  I think that was Gurax again.
[02:35:55]  Phantom a Thieve of Hearts.
[02:35:57]  What the hell is this?
[02:35:58]  Well, I guess someone decided to clone Ghost and play some Zelda Four Swords.
[02:36:03]  By the way, I have to say that after dealing with the backstabbing from a former friend, last I learned that you can't trust anybody, especially niggers.
[02:36:11]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:36:12]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[02:36:15]  Can you shove it up your goddamn clogged up colon pipe?
[02:36:19]  All right, now Phantom Thieve of Hearts requested this one.
[02:36:22]  All right, here it is.
[02:36:24]  What is this?

=== Phantom Thief Hearts Clone (14:33) ===

[02:36:26]  Real Pokemon detective, the real detective Pokemon.
[02:36:29]  What is this?
[02:36:30]  Professor, you are a bit of a legend.
[02:36:35]  Massive legend.
[02:36:37]  Of course, Paul.
[02:36:39]  You once swore that you would collect anything, Pokemon.
[02:36:45]  Yeah, well, you know, now I collect other stuff.
[02:36:50]  Ah, Jesus.
[02:36:52]  Is someone there?
[02:36:53]  Good.
[02:36:55]  Whoever you are, I know how to use this.
[02:36:59]  Huh?
[02:37:01]  Here we go.
[02:37:05]  His name is Anything Pokemon.
[02:37:08]  He's yours now.
[02:37:09]  Forever.
[02:37:10]  Wait a minute.
[02:37:10]  Is that anything for views?
[02:37:12]  That stupid Australian neck beard.
[02:37:15]  Okay.
[02:37:17]  This fat.
[02:37:19]  I'm not doing this.
[02:37:21]  Turn it off.
[02:37:22]  Turn it the fuck off.
[02:37:23]  I'm not going to sit here and give this fat kangaroo banging piece of trash anything for views, any kind of airtime on my broadcast.
[02:37:32]  I'm not doing that crap.
[02:37:34]  All right.
[02:37:35]  And you can tell that fat son of a bitch I said that for Christ's sake.
[02:37:39]  All right.
[02:37:40]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:41]  You want to talk about an ice poseidon leech?
[02:37:43]  Anything for views.
[02:37:45]  Anything for views.
[02:37:46]  A fucking fat, disgusting kangaroo head up the ass having ice Poseidon leech.
[02:37:52]  All right.
[02:37:55]  Here I am.
[02:37:56]  I'm anything for views, and I'm going to do whatever I can to try to sit here and leech off anybody.
[02:38:03]  Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of this crap.
[02:38:07]  Is that what Anything for Views is doing now?
[02:38:09]  Huh?
[02:38:11]  Is that what Anything for Views is doing now?
[02:38:13]  So he can get himself a couple of bucks so he can, you know, I don't know, surf on a couch somewhere.
[02:38:20]  You know, here I am.
[02:38:21]  I'm here.
[02:38:22]  Anything for views?
[02:38:23]  Yes, I am.
[02:38:24]  I'm sticking a platypus straight up my ass.
[02:38:27]  You know, how about a shrimp under the ball, baby?
[02:38:31]  Stupid idiot.
[02:38:32]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[02:38:39]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:40]  Can you stop?
[02:38:41]  Lal found another example of the melting pot of friendship.
[02:38:45]  Shut up.
[02:38:46]  That's another splice, whatever that is.
[02:38:48]  That's another splice.
[02:38:49]  Don't believe Carswell.
[02:38:50]  All right.
[02:38:52]  He's just doing nothing but posting splices, and I don't appreciate it.
[02:38:55]  All right.
[02:38:56]  I don't goddamn appreciate it.
[02:38:58]  All right, let's move on.
[02:38:59]  What's the next one?
[02:39:01]  All hail Madoka.
[02:39:03]  Who the hell is Madoka?
[02:39:04]  Hold on, what is this?
[02:39:05]  What is this?
[02:39:06]  Pick up Knickers.
[02:39:10]  This is a splice.
[02:39:12]  This is a goddamn splice.
[02:39:16]  This is a goddamn splice, man.
[02:39:19]  And everybody knows it.
[02:39:21]  This is a splice.
[02:39:23]  Shut this shit up.
[02:39:25]  Shut it up.
[02:39:26]  Shut it up, man.
[02:39:27]  Shut up the f.
[02:39:32]  Son of a bitch.
[02:39:35]  Son of a fit.
[02:39:38]  That's a goddamn splice and everybody knows it.
[02:39:42]  Everybody who's a true fan of the show, you know that's a goddamn splice.
[02:39:47]  And I never said that, man.
[02:39:50]  I never goddamn said that.
[02:39:55]  I never goddamn said that, man.
[02:40:00]  I never said that, man.
[02:40:02]  Everybody out here, you all shut your mouth.
[02:40:05]  You're trying to make me sound racist, man, when I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:40:12]  You're trying to make me sound racist, and goddamn you, man.
[02:40:16]  God damn you, man.
[02:40:17]  And stop.
[02:40:19]  This was a ghost moment.
[02:40:21]  Stop with the fucking 12 buckers, man.
[02:40:23]  Please, man.
[02:40:24]  Please.
[02:40:25]  Please stop with the goddamn 12 buckers, man.
[02:40:29]  Please, I'm so tired of this shit.
[02:40:33]  I'm so tired of this crap.
[02:40:38]  And who the hell is that?
[02:40:39]  The carpenters again?
[02:40:41]  The carpenters requested this again?
[02:40:43]  What is it?
[02:40:45]  God damn it!
[02:40:46]  Not another goddamn reason!
[02:40:50]  God damn it!
[02:40:51]  I'm a fucking carpenter, bitch!
[02:41:09]  Goddamn!
[02:41:12]  I'm tired!
[02:41:16]  I'll try!
[02:41:17]  Outta!
[02:41:20]  Outcheck!
[02:41:22]  Outta!
[02:41:24]  Jesus Christ!
[02:41:28]  Jesus Christ!
[02:41:30]  Christ!
[02:41:31]  Jesus Christ!
[02:41:32]  Jesus Christ!
[02:41:35]  Can you try to stop this clap?
[02:41:38]  Good God!
[02:41:40]  You can't hold me just stop!
[02:41:50]  You just...
[02:41:52]  I'm tired!
[02:41:59]  I'm tired!
[02:42:00]  It's crap!
[02:42:05]  I'm tired!
[02:42:06]  Alright, shut this crap up!
[02:42:08]  Shut up!
[02:42:11]  You fucking carpenters, you asshole!
[02:42:14]  And all of you people that are doing this, man, stop.
[02:42:17]  Just stop this garbage now, man.
[02:42:20]  Just stop this crap now.
[02:42:25]  For Christ's sake, man.
[02:42:29]  And here's Black Hat.
[02:42:31]  Here's Black Hat, even though he donated the extra penny.
[02:42:34]  Don't do $11.99 again, you piece of crap.
[02:42:37]  For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[02:42:40]  That last one wasn't me.
[02:42:42]  Jackasses are hijacking my name.
[02:42:45]  Yeah, I know how it is.
[02:42:47]  I know how it is, big capitalist daddy.
[02:42:49]  I know how it is, man.
[02:42:50]  These fucking trolls, they're a fucking bad case of herpes.
[02:42:53]  They never really go away, man.
[02:42:56]  They never really go away.
[02:42:59]  All right, what is this?
[02:43:01]  What is this?
[02:43:01]  Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:43:03]  Wait a minute, before, oh no.
[02:43:05]  Oh, my God, no.
[02:43:08]  Oh, my God, no.
[02:43:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:43:16]  VR sex simulator, black hat, you asshole.
[02:43:19]  What is this?
[02:43:20]  What is this?
[02:43:24]  This was going to happen eventually.
[02:43:26]  No!
[02:43:27]  No!
[02:43:27]  Oh, my God!
[02:43:29]  No!
[02:43:32]  No!
[02:43:33]  Shut it off!
[02:43:34]  Shut it the hell off!
[02:43:36]  God damn you, black hat!
[02:43:38]  You son of a bitch!
[02:43:40]  You son of a bitch, man!
[02:43:44]  You son of a bitch!
[02:43:48]  Oh my god, you sick bastard!
[02:43:51]  And what, you, you tipped again, asshole!
[02:43:54]  You tipped again!
[02:43:57]  What the hell is this?
[02:44:00]  What the hell is this?
[02:44:02]  Another one!
[02:44:03]  A back-to-back!
[02:44:04]  A back-to-back from this fucking black hat!
[02:44:08]  A back-to-back!
[02:44:10]  What the hell is this freaking crap?
[02:44:12]  A back-to-back?
[02:44:13]  What is this?
[02:44:15]  Oh, real funny, black hat.
[02:44:17]  Real goddamn funny, you piece of crap.
[02:44:19]  Real funny.
[02:44:21]  You son of a bitch.
[02:44:24]  You racist, anti-Semitic son of a bitch.
[02:44:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:44:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:44:41]  There's the high priest.
[02:44:43]  There's the high priest of the rabbis.
[02:44:46]  High on mushrooms.
[02:44:50]  Oibi.
[02:44:52]  Oiva.
[02:44:54]  Oibi.
[02:44:56]  Oi, ma.
[02:45:00]  That's enough.
[02:45:02]  That's enough.
[02:45:04]  All right.
[02:45:04]  We get it.
[02:45:06]  All right.
[02:45:06]  And I'm telling you, I'm going to take the magic mushroom.
[02:45:09]  I'm taking the magic mushroom for Christ's sake.
[02:45:14]  And now on this episode of Shekel Goblin Reacts.
[02:45:18]  Shekel Goblin Reacts, man.
[02:45:20]  Fuck you.
[02:45:23]  Fuck you.
[02:45:24]  I'll call it.
[02:45:25]  Fucking Shekel Goblin Reacts, you asshole.
[02:45:27]  Shut up, your ass.
[02:45:28]  You know what?
[02:45:29]  On that note, I'm doing me, man.
[02:45:31]  I'm not going to sit over here and allow you people to make a mockery of me like this.
[02:45:35]  I'm doing me.
[02:45:36]  All right?
[02:45:38]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:45:41]  No more 12 bunkers.
[02:45:43]  Here, engineer.
[02:45:44]  No more 12 buckers, man.
[02:45:47]  God damn it.
[02:45:50]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:45:52]  I need a.
[02:45:53]  I need some more beer.
[02:45:54]  I'm doing me for Christ's sake, man.
[02:45:56]  I'm doing me, man.
[02:45:57]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:46:01]  I need some more goddamn beer.
[02:46:05]  For Christ's sake, shut up in the chat room.
[02:46:08]  Don't call me a fucking shekel goblin.
[02:46:11]  I'm telling you, scumbags.
[02:46:13]  No more 12 buckers, dude.
[02:46:16]  All right.
[02:46:17]  I am fucking sick of having to be obligated to watch you goddamn videos for a 12 buckers, man.
[02:46:24]  I'm so sick, dude.
[02:46:27]  I'm so sick.
[02:46:31]  I'm so sick of this crap, man.
[02:46:34]  I'm telling you, I ain't doing this on Baller Friday.
[02:46:37]  I tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:46:40]  I ain't doing this on a goddamn Bowler Friday.
[02:46:44]  I ain't doing this on a goddamn Bowler Friday, man.
[02:46:49]  Son of a bitch.
[02:46:52]  I deserve more respect than this crap, man.
[02:46:54]  I deserve more respect.
[02:46:56]  I'm a stupid nigger who spends his time sucking the shekels out of ghosts' ass.
[02:47:01]  Go shove it up your ass, man.
[02:47:03]  Don't be hating on big capitalist daddy.
[02:47:09]  Shut up, all right.
[02:47:10]  Yeah, Nico, go shove a codfish up your Puerto Rican ass, all right?
[02:47:14]  I'm tired of you.
[02:47:14]  I'm tired of hearing you.
[02:47:16]  All right, I'm tired of hearing from you.
[02:47:18]  I'm tired of seeing you.
[02:47:19]  All right, so just sit there and shut up.
[02:47:22]  All right, sit there and shut your goddamn mud-butt licking ass up.
[02:47:28]  This next one was requested by CIA Spook.
[02:47:33]  CIA Spook requested this.
[02:47:35]  What is this?
[02:47:37]  Ha, ha, ha!
[02:47:41]  Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
[02:47:49]  Huh?
[02:47:52]  It's a surprise.
[02:47:54]  What the hell?
[02:47:55]  What is this?
[02:47:55]  A bunch of drag queens?
[02:47:58]  Is this a bunch of drag queens?
[02:48:01]  Taking this roof.
[02:48:02]  Ha ha ha ha.
[02:48:05]  Spread sandwich spray.
[02:48:06]  Oh, my God.
[02:48:10]  Plop the ham dusty, please.
[02:48:12]  All right, you know what?
[02:48:13]  This is disgusting.
[02:48:14]  I'm not doing this.
[02:48:15]  This is RuPaul's drag show before it was cool, obviously.
[02:48:19]  All right.
[02:48:20]  And who the hell donated?
[02:48:21]  More Oliver Carswell?
[02:48:24]  More Oliver Carswell, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:26]  Look, I want to get done with these, man.
[02:48:29]  I want to get done with these.
[02:48:30]  Hey, Oliver, stop fucking doing any more of these 12 buckers, dude.
[02:48:35]  I'm about to do another one right now for you, Oliver Carswell.
[02:48:40]  Another one.
[02:48:42]  For Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:45]  What is this?
[02:48:46]  Hold on.
[02:48:46]  is this is for the worst tcr character of 2017 knickers That's a fucking splice.
[02:48:57]  Look at what they did.
[02:48:58]  The worst.
[02:49:00]  Look at what they did.
[02:49:04]  You son of a bitch.
[02:49:06]  I never said that.
[02:49:07]  You son of a bitch.
[02:49:09]  I never fucking said that.
[02:49:11]  You splicing.
[02:49:12]  Splicing bastard.
[02:49:16]  Son of a bitch.
[02:49:18]  You splice.
[02:49:19]  You splicing son of a bitch.
[02:49:25]  I'm tired of you fucking splicers, man.
[02:49:28]  I'm tired of you, goddamn splicers, man.
[02:49:31]  I'm tired of you, goddamn splicers, man.
[02:49:35]  Trying to make me look like a racist man.
[02:49:37]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[02:49:41]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man!
[02:49:47]  You piece of crap.
[02:49:51]  You piece of crap, dude.
[02:49:54]  I'm tired.
[02:49:55]  I'm so tired.
[02:49:55]  Give me my fucking beer.
[02:49:56]  I'm so tired of this crap, man.
[02:50:04]  Oh, my God.
[02:50:10]  And Davey, if you want people to stop donating $12 and remove the options.
[02:50:15]  I didn't create the options.
[02:50:18]  These stupid trolls created it themselves, man.
[02:50:22]  I mean, this is a troll-created thing.
[02:50:24]  I didn't ask for this.
[02:50:26]  I didn't ask for this.
[02:50:30]  I didn't ask for this, man.
[02:50:33]  For Christ's sake, hold on, let's move on.
[02:50:36]  I want to get done with these goddamn things so I can move on with a broadcast.
[02:50:40]  All right.
[02:50:41]  Two for one requested this one.
[02:50:43]  All right.
[02:50:44]  Two for one requested this one.
[02:50:46]  What is this?
[02:50:47]  What is this shit?
[02:50:50]  Two for one requested this.
[02:50:52]  Hold on, wait a minute.
[02:50:52]  Two for one.
[02:50:53]  Wait a minute.
[02:50:53]  You put two different videos in one.
[02:50:55]  I'm not going to fucking play them both.
[02:50:57]  You stupid fruit bowl.

=== Two For One Video Splice (09:49) ===

[02:50:59]  In a world where Asian tiger shrimp have invaded the Gulf of Show.
[02:51:02]  Wait, no, punch this.
[02:51:03]  Hold on.
[02:51:04]  What the hell is this?
[02:51:05]  Ghostler Shrimp Holocaust, dude?
[02:51:07]  This is not funny, dude.
[02:51:09]  In a world.
[02:51:10]  This is not funny.
[02:51:11]  Tiger shrimp have invaded the Gulf of Mexico.
[02:51:14]  One man refuses to stand for it anymore.
[02:51:17]  We got Asian Tiger Cannibal Shrimp!
[02:51:20]  They're Cannibal Shrimp and they're eating my shrimp!
[02:51:23]  But he will not be alone in this endeavor.
[02:51:26]  You can't go after this many shrimp alone.
[02:51:28]  We're giving you a partner who has experience in aquatic environments.
[02:51:31]  Who is this?
[02:51:32]  Oh, my.
[02:51:33]  Ah, Jesus Christ, it's you.
[02:51:36]  It'll be crucially legit.
[02:51:37]  Ghost, you are the world's last hope.
[02:51:39]  Tell us what you need and you will have it.
[02:51:41]  Need some more beer there for Christ's sake.
[02:51:44]  This summer, two men will do the impossible.
[02:51:48]  I want my shrimp back!
[02:51:50]  Asian tiger shrimp, you better believe that I've taken the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages out of your ass!
[02:51:59]  You people are laughing because we have cannibal shrimp, Asian tiger shrimp eating our shrimp in the Gulf, and you think it's a freaking laugh at joke?
[02:52:07]  Two words.
[02:52:08]  Punitive damages.
[02:52:09]  Ghostlers should holocaust rated R. Man, that isn't funny, dude.
[02:52:14]  And that was a serious problem off the Gulf Coast.
[02:52:18]  The fact that some fucking buddy put tiger shrimp in the Gulf Coast that was cannibalizing all the good shrimp.
[02:52:26]  All right?
[02:52:26]  And that's not funny.
[02:52:27]  And what the hell do you want, Evil Mira?
[02:52:30]  Guess you forgot to play my last 12 buckers with it.
[02:52:33]  Wait a minute.
[02:52:34]  No, I didn't.
[02:52:34]  I fucking played them all.
[02:52:37]  I played all the fucking 12 buckers.
[02:52:39]  What the hell are you talking about, you stupid milky-licking leftist long-haired bedwedding piece of trash?
[02:52:45]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:52:48]  I'm looking to the I played them all, you son of a bitch.
[02:52:52]  Hold on, I'm looking back.
[02:52:54]  I don't see where I missed your ass.
[02:52:55]  Where the hell did I miss your ass?
[02:52:56]  I didn't miss you, you stupid sack of trash.
[02:53:00]  Here's some real ghost for you, faggots.
[02:53:03]  Oliver Cuxwell.
[02:53:05]  Hold on, I'm looking.
[02:53:06]  I'm looking back.
[02:53:07]  I don't see where I missed you, you dumb son of a bitch.
[02:53:10]  All right, you left this piece of trash.
[02:53:13]  Shekel boy.
[02:53:15]  Shekel boy asshole.
[02:53:16]  I got your fucking shekel boy, you piece of trash.
[02:53:21]  Yeah, look, I already played your fucking like, oh, here you go, engineer.
[02:53:25]  Here's something for your labor.
[02:53:27]  We already played that stupid unionization shit.
[02:53:30]  What the hell are you talking about, Evil Mirror?
[02:53:32]  You're trying to be, you know, somebody with your hand out like a typical leftist.
[02:53:36]  I need more.
[02:53:37]  I need more for free.
[02:53:39]  I don't want to pay for it.
[02:53:41]  I want somebody else to pay for it.
[02:53:43]  I need more for free.
[02:53:46]  I'm looking.
[02:53:46]  I don't see nothing.
[02:53:47]  All right.
[02:53:48]  That's enough, Evil Mirror, you piece of trash.
[02:53:50]  I don't see nothing.
[02:53:51]  I don't see your fucking name.
[02:53:52]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:53:53]  I see a five bucker.
[02:53:54]  There's a five bucker.
[02:53:56]  That's about it.
[02:53:56]  I see another five bucker.
[02:53:58]  All right.
[02:53:59]  I don't see you.
[02:54:00]  All right, Evil Mirror, you're lying.
[02:54:02]  You're a fucking goddamn liar like a typical leftist piece of trash.
[02:54:06]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:54:06]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:54:08]  All right.
[02:54:09]  I see it.
[02:54:11]  All right, let's go to fucking Evil Mirror before he starts fucking bitching and moaning like a stupid fucking bedwetting long-haired liberal hippie fucking leftist.
[02:54:19]  All right, what the hell?
[02:54:20]  What the hell did you want me to play?
[02:54:21]  What is this?
[02:54:23]  What the hell did you want me to play?
[02:54:25]  I'm not playing this.
[02:54:27]  Yeah, no wonder I skipped it over.
[02:54:29]  It's goatsy.
[02:54:30]  You know, some fucking idiot spreading his asshole.
[02:54:33]  Real funny, you fucking leftist piece of trash.
[02:54:35]  I'm not playing that.
[02:54:37]  No wonder I skipped it over.
[02:54:38]  All right, you're a fruity ass bastard.
[02:54:41]  Of course, somebody like you would want this to be played because you're a sick fuck.
[02:54:45]  All right.
[02:54:47]  Jesus Christ.
[02:54:49]  I'm not playing it.
[02:54:50]  It's of goatsy, dude.
[02:54:52]  It's like a prolapsed anus being pulled open.
[02:54:55]  All right, I'm not doing that.
[02:54:57]  I'm not playing it.
[02:54:58]  All right, so you can go shove it up your ass.
[02:55:00]  I'm not playing it.
[02:55:00]  All right.
[02:55:01]  I'm not going to sit over here and have you, you know, because you're a leftist fucking sick asshole that whacks your carrot off to that crap.
[02:55:09]  I'm not going to sit here and I'm not going to play that.
[02:55:11]  All right.
[02:55:12]  You can go shove it up your ass.
[02:55:13]  All right.
[02:55:13]  Here's another one by Oliver Carswell.
[02:55:15]  What is this?
[02:55:16]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot niggers from helicopters, which sounds fun to me.
[02:55:20]  Just right from the start shooting these goddamn sons of bitches.
[02:55:24]  I never said that.
[02:55:26]  Man, I'm tired of you people fucking splicing me, making it sound like I did a bunch of goddamn racist statements.
[02:55:35]  All right.
[02:55:36]  I mean, I'm tired of you people doing that to me, man.
[02:55:40]  Especially you, Oliver Carswell, because you're the fucking culprit in this.
[02:55:43]  All right.
[02:55:44]  You're the goddamn culprit in this.
[02:55:46]  I never said that.
[02:55:47]  Shut up.
[02:55:50]  All right.
[02:55:50]  Here's another one.
[02:55:51]  What is this?
[02:55:52]  Aw, shit.
[02:55:53]  Here we go again.
[02:55:54]  Whoever the hell that is.
[02:55:55]  Aw, shit.
[02:55:56]  Here we go again, request.
[02:55:57]  Here we go again.
[02:55:58]  Whoever the hell that is.
[02:55:59]  No.
[02:56:00]  Here we go again.
[02:56:00]  Stop giving me a link to my own show, man.
[02:56:03]  No!
[02:56:04]  Damn it!
[02:56:04]  Stop giving me a link to my own show.
[02:56:06]  My own show, game!
[02:56:07]  No!
[02:56:08]  Damn it!
[02:56:08]  Stop giving me a link to my own show!
[02:56:10]  What do you do?
[02:56:12]  Don't give it to me!
[02:56:14]  Why?!
[02:56:44]  Tear the Sunday!
[02:56:46]  I'm tired of you, Tom Tillers!
[02:56:50]  I'm tired of you, Tom Tillers!
[02:56:52]  I'm the Sunday!
[02:56:54]  I'm tired of you, Tom Tillers!
[02:56:57]  I'm taking all the fucking!
[02:57:01]  Take it all!
[02:57:04]  Take it the hell!
[02:57:05]  Take it off!
[02:57:08]  Shut it up, man!
[02:57:11]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:57:12]  Oh, shit.
[02:57:13]  Here we go, gay.
[02:57:14]  Real funny asshole.
[02:57:15]  Real goddamn funny, you piece of trash.
[02:57:20]  I'm tired of you pricks doing that, man.
[02:57:22]  I'm tired of you pricks doing that, man.
[02:57:26]  Hey, what?
[02:57:27]  Another one by Oliver Carswell, for Christ's sake?
[02:57:30]  Another one by this prick.
[02:57:34]  Another one by Oliver Carswell.
[02:57:35]  What the hell is this?
[02:57:37]  What the hell is this?
[02:57:39]  All right, hold on, put it on.
[02:57:40]  What is this crap?
[02:57:41]  Well, hold on.
[02:57:42]  Let me go see if this person's not black that's delivering this shit.
[02:57:45]  Hold on a second.
[02:57:46]  Hold on a second.
[02:57:51]  No, he's not.
[02:57:52]  All right.
[02:57:52]  Just checking.
[02:57:53]  Hold on.
[02:57:53]  I was just checking.
[02:57:54]  Making sure that wasn't a black man because, you know, he could be peeing in my damn beer or something.
[02:58:00]  Anyway, what I'm going to do is celebrate Black History Month by going ahead and playing another song here.
[02:58:07]  I know that I've been taking crap for people that have been sitting here.
[02:58:11]  You son of a bitch.
[02:58:12]  You fucking ass.
[02:58:13]  I've never said, you know what?
[02:58:14]  Shut up.
[02:58:16]  All of you people just shut the fuck up.
[02:58:18]  I'm sick and tired of you people that are out here trying to, you fucking assholes, man.
[02:58:25]  You goddamn assholes.
[02:58:26]  That was a splice.
[02:58:27]  I'm tired of you fucking splicing pieces of trap.
[02:58:30]  My true fans know that I'm a melting pot of friendship, all right?
[02:58:35]  My true fans know.
[02:58:38]  So shut up.
[02:58:41]  And who the hell is the next one requested by Tim McCrav?
[02:58:45]  Tim McCrav requested this, son of a bitch.
[02:58:49]  What is this?
[02:58:49]  Tim McCrav?
[02:58:51]  Hold on.
[02:58:52]  What the hell is this garbage?
[02:58:53]  What is this?
[02:58:55]  And you've got people either playing video games, waxing their character cartoons.
[02:58:59]  And as a matter of fact, if you wax your character cartoons, if you're over the fucking age of 18 and still watch cartoons, you should be fucking killed as far as I'm concerned.
[02:59:08]  Wait, hold on.
[02:59:09]  I never said it.
[02:59:10]  Take this shit.
[02:59:11]  Listen, I'm tired of you people that are splicing shit and then are putting it on the internet.
[02:59:17]  You know, I'm going to have to go.
[02:59:18]  I'm going to have to get in contact with EBZ.
[02:59:22]  I got to get in contact with EBZ.
[02:59:24]  I need to get me a lawyer.
[02:59:25]  All right, to start fucking suing some of these people that are spreading these false indictments and they're splicing my fucking voice and that are making me sound racist.
[02:59:36]  I'm not joking.
[02:59:38]  I got fucking two words for you, splicers that are trying to make me sound like I'm some kind of a goddamn Grand Dragon racist.
[02:59:45]  I got two words for you, for Christ's sake.
[02:59:48]  Punitive damages!
[02:59:51]  Punitive damages!
[02:59:55]  For Christ's sake, man, I'm not a goddamn racist, but you, but you splicers, you know how to do the whole sophisticated splicing garbage.
[03:00:03]  All right, give me my drink.
[03:00:14]  And by the way, I think that was InCell Energy's channel, all right?
[03:00:19]  I mean, that kid's pissed off because I talked about, you know, my little pony or something, all right?
[03:00:25]  And he's been upset ever since.
[03:00:27]  All right, let's go to another guy.
[03:00:29]  Who the hell requested the next one?
[03:00:31]  Shekel Goblin Reacts.
[03:00:33]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[03:00:35]  Shekel Goblin requested this.
[03:00:38]  All right, what is this?
[03:00:41]  What is this?
[03:00:42]  Shekel Goblin Reacts?
[03:00:43]  All right, what is this?
[03:00:44]  Ah, you son of a bitch.
[03:00:46]  What is this?
[03:00:46]  Shekel Goblin Reacts?
[03:00:47]  All right, what is this?

=== God Lynching WalktalkRadio Link (02:34) ===

[03:00:48]  Stop doing this crap!
[03:00:50]  I'm not joking!
[03:00:51]  You stupid troll!
[03:00:53]  Stop doing this crap!
[03:00:54]  I'm not joking!
[03:00:56]  You don't have to do it at all!
[03:00:58]  Sending me a link to my own bro!
[03:01:00]  I'm gonna do it all!
[03:01:03]  Send me a link to my own...
[03:01:27]  Please!
[03:01:54]  And me!
[03:01:58]  And me!
[03:02:08]  Turn it on!
[03:02:11]  Turn it on!
[03:02:14]  Turn it off!
[03:02:18]  Turn the turn!
[03:02:22]  Turn the turn!
[03:02:25]  Turn it off!
[03:02:32]  Turn it on!
[03:02:37]  Turn it on!
[03:02:41]  Turn it up!
[03:02:45]  Turn it the hell off, man!
[03:02:51]  Fucking Sheckle Goblin Reacts, man!
[03:02:53]  Fuck you, man!
[03:02:57]  Oh, God!
[03:02:59]  You fucking people are making me so upset.
[03:03:01]  I'm belching here, man.
[03:03:04]  I'm belching, man.
[03:03:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:03:08]  Yeah, man, shut up, man.
[03:03:10]  Can't you all just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes already, man?
[03:03:15]  I'd buy that.
[03:03:16]  No!
[03:03:17]  Hey, ghost, remember this?
[03:03:19]  No more 12 fucking buckers, man.
[03:03:21]  Please, man.

=== Why Trolls Keep Doing This (15:00) ===

[03:03:23]  I'm tired of this crap.
[03:03:25]  I'm almost done with these.
[03:03:27]  Stop.
[03:03:28]  Everybody, stop fucking donating to 12 bucks and obligating me to watch your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling videos.
[03:03:36]  I'm tired of it.
[03:03:38]  I'm tired of it for Christ's sake, man.
[03:03:43]  And what?
[03:03:44]  Here's another one by Oliver Coswell again.
[03:03:47]  Another one by Oliver Carswell again.
[03:03:50]  What do you want?
[03:03:50]  Put it on there.
[03:03:51]  What do you want?
[03:03:52]  You've been listening to True Racist Radio.
[03:03:55]  The thoughts, news, tape, speeches, lynch mobs, and nooses from the host of the show.
[03:04:00]  Absolutely his catch more live racist sacks Monday through Friday from 4 to 6 p.m. Central.
[03:04:07]  Check out our God lynching at WalktalkRadio.com.
[03:04:10]  True Racist Radio.
[03:04:12]  Shut up.
[03:04:13]  All right, shut up.
[03:04:14]  Look, Oliver Carswell, I'm tired of your ass.
[03:04:17]  I'm tired of your ass.
[03:04:19]  And what?
[03:04:19]  I gotta do another video request from you.
[03:04:22]  Another one?
[03:04:25]  Another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:04:28]  I mean, good God, can you please stop, you sick goddamn troll?
[03:04:33]  Can you please stop?
[03:04:37]  Can you please fucking stop?
[03:04:39]  I'm not kidding around, Carswell.
[03:04:41]  All right, I'm back to back for Christ's sake.
[03:04:46]  God dammit, this is a fucking splice!
[03:04:50]  That's a goddamn splice!
[03:04:56]  Everybody!
[03:04:59]  Snickers!
[03:05:01]  Me Gordon!
[03:05:03]  I never said that.
[03:05:04]  You can tell it's a goddamn splice.
[03:05:06]  You can tell it's a damn splice.
[03:05:08]  Shut it off!
[03:05:10]  Shut it off!
[03:05:11]  You can tell it's a splice, man.
[03:05:14]  Shut it off!
[03:05:17]  You can tell it's a goddamn splice.
[03:05:19]  Everybody out there that has any sense, they know it, man.
[03:05:23]  They know it's a goddamn splice, man.
[03:05:26]  You fucking trolls, man.
[03:05:28]  You goddamn cyber vermin, man.
[03:05:32]  You dog-farty fetish-having urinal cake curating looking blue ball blowing piece of shit and what a fucking another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:05:45]  Another one?
[03:05:47]  Another one?
[03:05:49]  A back-to-back to back?
[03:05:51]  Are you joking?
[03:05:54]  Can you just off?
[03:05:55]  All right, Oliver Carswell, can you fuck off?
[03:05:58]  Can you just fuck off for Christ's sake?
[03:06:00]  Just shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper, man.
[03:06:04]  What is this?
[03:06:05]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:06:06]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[03:06:08]  What is this?
[03:06:09]  So I never expected Trump charging into a goblin's nest to not get some goblin vomit and slop and blood on him.
[03:06:16]  Oh, you sick.
[03:06:17]  I just don't want to catch him in bed with a goblin.
[03:06:20]  But if he's in there rolling around hacking him up and he's got a goblin guide, you know, taking him into the cave, I'm not expecting him to not get dirty, especially up to his ankles.
[03:06:31]  I don't want to see him kissing goblins, having political son of goblins.
[03:06:37]  I don't want to see him ingratiating goblins.
[03:06:41]  You know, we made the joke that once he gets into office, it's one thing that he has some establishment folks to guide him through the minds of Moria.
[03:06:48]  Use the Lord of the Rings analogy.
[03:06:50]  They're not JRR talking about it.
[03:06:51]  Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:06:53]  All right.
[03:06:54]  First of all, all right, Oliver Carswell, you know my history and Alex Jones's history.
[03:07:00]  Do you understand that?
[03:07:02]  He's been ripping me off for 11 goddamn years.
[03:07:06]  And secondly, I'm not a fucking shekel goblin, you asshole.
[03:07:09]  All right.
[03:07:10]  I'm sick and tired of you people calling me that.
[03:07:12]  I am not a shekel goblin.
[03:07:16]  I am not a goddamn shekel goblin.
[03:07:22]  Oh, yeah.
[03:07:23]  And right when I say that, who's the next video that I've got to do?
[03:07:27]  Some idiot who is named Shekel Boy.
[03:07:30]  Oh, yeah.
[03:07:30]  Here, this next video was the Shekel Boy asshole.
[03:07:35]  That's your fucking name, Shekel Boy.
[03:07:38]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:39]  All right.
[03:07:40]  What is this?
[03:07:40]  Put it on.
[03:07:41]  Put the PC shot on.
[03:07:42]  What is this?
[03:07:43]  Christ.
[03:07:43]  All right.
[03:07:43]  What is this?
[03:07:45]  Not again.
[03:07:46]  What is this?
[03:07:46]  Not again.
[03:07:48]  Not a nut again.
[03:07:53]  I am tired!
[03:08:43]  I'm tired of your goddamn tolls.
[03:08:46]  I'm tired of you, stupid.
[03:08:47]  I'm tired of goddamn tolls.
[03:08:49]  I'm tired of you.
[03:08:50]  I'm retiring and God's my tiring and God's my tiring and God's mouth to it.
[03:09:22]  Shut it up.
[03:09:23]  Shut it the hell off, man.
[03:09:28]  Shekelboy requested that for Christ's sake.
[03:09:31]  And I'm tired of doing this, man.
[03:09:35]  I'm tired of doing this crap.
[03:09:39]  For Christ's sake, man, can't you all just piss off?
[03:09:44]  Can't you all just piss off for Christ's sake, man?
[03:09:49]  I'm not joking, man.
[03:09:50]  Just piss off already.
[03:09:52]  All of you fucking trolls.
[03:09:53]  You make me sick, man.
[03:09:55]  Three hours I've been doing this garbage, man.
[03:09:58]  Three goddamn hours for Christ's sake.
[03:10:02]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:10:03]  Hold on.
[03:10:04]  Art Hammond?
[03:10:05]  Arn Hammond requested this.
[03:10:07]  What is this?
[03:10:07]  More of your fruity ass, goddamn stupid fanfic art.
[03:10:11]  Is that what this is, Arn Hammond?
[03:10:13]  Huh?
[03:10:15]  Put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
[03:10:17]  Look at it.
[03:10:18]  Oh, yeah.
[03:10:19]  True Clownler Radio.
[03:10:20]  Yeah, real funny, Arn Hammond, you piece of shit.
[03:10:24]  Hey, what?
[03:10:25]  Is there another one down here?
[03:10:27]  What the fuck?
[03:10:28]  True Shuckle Goblin Radio!
[03:10:31]  True Sheckle.
[03:10:33]  Take that shit off!
[03:10:34]  Take it off, you fucking goddamn!
[03:10:39]  I'm not a Shecklegoblin!
[03:10:42]  Oh, my damn it!
[03:10:44]  I'm not a Sheckle Goblin!
[03:10:48]  Son of a bitch!
[03:10:50]  Goddamn you, Arn Hammond, you fat Portly bastard!
[03:10:56]  God damn it, Arn Hammond, you fat Portly bagg!
[03:11:02]  I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin.
[03:11:04]  Do you understand me?
[03:11:05]  I'm not a sheckle goblin.
[03:11:09]  I'm not a fucking sheckle goblin, man.
[03:11:15]  I'm not a sheck.
[03:11:16]  I got shut up in the chat room.
[03:11:18]  I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin.
[03:11:23]  Let me get through these.
[03:11:24]  I'm almost done with these for Christ's sake.
[03:11:26]  Thank God.
[03:11:28]  Thank God.
[03:11:28]  I'm almost done with this crap.
[03:11:32]  This next one was requested by from the TCR time capsule.
[03:11:38]  From the TCR time capsule requested this one.
[03:11:40]  What is this?
[03:11:41]  Oh, Christ.
[03:11:43]  Oh, Christ.
[03:11:44]  This is not funny.
[03:11:46]  This is not.
[03:11:47]  If I put the PC shot on, what the hell is this?
[03:11:51]  Brony Records presents a once-in-a-lifetime collection.
[03:11:55]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
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[03:12:09]  Anger, anger, anger.
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[03:12:12]  I never said that.
[03:12:17]  The songs that define the great state of Texas like no other.
[03:12:23]  Jesus Christ.
[03:12:26]  Truer words have never been sung.
[03:12:28]  Brony.
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[03:12:31]  Edward.
[03:12:32]  True Capitalist Radio, greatest hits.
[03:12:34]  To order, call 646-652-4869.
[03:12:38]  Or visit www.goodpolitics.com.
[03:12:41]  You must be 18 or order to call it.
[03:12:43]  Get this radio.
[03:12:43]  That's fucked up, dude.
[03:12:45]  You know what?
[03:12:46]  I never liked that.
[03:12:47]  I never liked that, man, because you make me out to be some kind of a fucking circus sideshow when I used to be a serious goddamn broadcaster, man.
[03:12:56]  All right, I used to be a serious broadcaster.
[03:12:59]  People used to come to me in the hundreds of thousands for the financial insights.
[03:13:08]  Not again.
[03:13:09]  Not from you, Oliver Carswell.
[03:13:11]  For Christ's sake, not from you.
[03:13:15]  I'm tired of you.
[03:13:17]  All right?
[03:13:19]  I'm tired of you.
[03:13:22]  And I'm tired of all you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
[03:13:26]  I'm just, I'm so, I'm so fucking sick.
[03:13:28]  I'm so fucking sick and tired of you people.
[03:13:31]  So goddamn sick and tired of you people.
[03:13:36]  Who's next for Christ?
[03:13:38]  And stop donating the 12 buckers, please, man.
[03:13:41]  Stop!
[03:13:43]  Stop, all right?
[03:13:44]  Stop doing this crap.
[03:13:45]  And oh yeah, how quaint.
[03:13:48]  How quaint.
[03:13:49]  Somebody by the name of Keep Doing This Crap just donated this goddamn video request.
[03:13:55]  Somebody by the name of Keep Doing This Crap.
[03:13:57]  What the hell is this?
[03:13:58]  Put it on the PC.
[03:13:59]  Somebody by the name of Keep Doing This Crap.
[03:14:01]  What the hell is this?
[03:14:02]  No, man.
[03:14:08]  No, man.
[03:14:09]  Man.
[03:14:10]  No, man.
[03:14:11]  No, man.
[03:14:15]  Damn it!
[03:14:33]  I'm tired of you donating me my late to my house show.
[03:14:37]  I'm tired of you donating me my lake to my house.
[03:14:40]  Stop this shit!
[03:14:41]  Why are you donating me?
[03:14:43]  Stop this shit!
[03:14:45]  Shit!
[03:14:46]  Stop this shit!
[03:14:57]  I mean I'm done!
[03:14:59]  I'm tired.
[03:15:01]  Stop doing it.
[03:15:02]  I'm done.
[03:15:03]  I'm tired.
[03:15:07]  I'm tired.
[03:15:09]  I'm so fucking tired.
[03:15:11]  Turn this shit off.
[03:15:28]  it.
[03:15:29]  Turn this crap.
[03:15:30]  I'll turn off it.
[03:15:30]  Get off the screen.
[03:15:32]  Turn this shit.
[03:15:33]  Oh, my God.
[03:15:36]  Why do you fucking trolls keep doing this shit, man?
[03:15:40]  Why do you fucking trolls keep doing this garbage, man?
[03:15:43]  I'm not joking.
[03:15:45]  I'm not joking.
[03:15:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:15:51]  Look, I've only got a couple more of these and I'm done, man.
[03:15:54]  Thank God I'm done, man.
[03:15:56]  Thank God.
[03:15:57]  Turn of this shit, man.
[03:16:01]  And who requested the next one?
[03:16:02]  Art Hammond.
[03:16:04]  Again, Arn Hammond.
[03:16:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:16:08]  Again?
[03:16:10]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:16:12]  Sending ghosts to his own stream got old about four videos ago.
[03:16:17]  Get some originality, you fucking losers.
[03:16:20]  No, no, you're getting haters, huh?
[03:16:25]  Now y'all are getting haters, huh?
[03:16:26]  I'd buy that.
[03:16:27]  Oh, no.
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[03:16:46]  Shut him off.
[03:16:47]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:16:49]  Fields Echo, man.
[03:16:52]  Fields Echo.
[03:16:54]  Fuck you, man.
[03:16:55]  Just shut up.
[03:16:58]  Just shut up, alright?
[03:17:00]  I'm tired of you fucking people, man.
[03:17:02]  I'm tired for Christ's sake.
[03:17:05]  I'm getting to the next video by Art Hammond, and I'm trying to get done with this shit.
[03:17:10]  I'm trying to get done with this garbage.
[03:17:13]  All right?
[03:17:14]  Oh, no.
[03:17:15]  No, Art Hammond.
[03:17:16]  Why?
[03:17:17]  You fat fucking brony?
[03:17:19]  Why?
[03:17:20]  Why?
[03:17:20]  Put it on the PC shot.
[03:17:22]  This stupid liberal slut, Tara Strong, before she got the boob job and before she got her goddamn face lifted for Christ's sake, what is it?
[03:17:31]  All right, Tara Strong, you're on the horn.
[03:17:33]  I'm a melting pot of friendship!
[03:17:35]  Thank you.
[03:17:37]  Jesus Christ.
[03:17:38]  Get this.
[03:17:39]  Get this.
[03:17:39]  Get this liberal slut out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:17:43]  Fuck off, whoever is bitching about the echoing.
[03:17:45]  My money, I can do whatever I want with it.
[03:17:48]  Oh!
[03:17:52]  You're welcome, Ghostler.
[03:17:54]  Anytime for my favorite sheckle goblins.
[03:17:55]  I'm not a fucking sheckle goblin, I'm Harmon.
[03:17:58]  Shut up.
[03:17:59]  I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin.
[03:18:02]  I'm tired of you bastards calling me that, man.
[03:18:05]  I am not a sheckle goblin.
[03:18:10]  Now the next video, and look, stop donating the 12 bucks.
[03:18:14]  I'm almost done with this shit.
[03:18:16]  Stop.
[03:18:17]  Just stop donating, man.
[03:18:19]  I'm tired of doing this garbage.

=== Losing My Voice To You (10:36) ===

[03:18:23]  This next one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[03:18:26]  Aw, stupid Broad, for Christ's sake.
[03:18:29]  She's been rather quiet as of late, huh?
[03:18:31]  Huh?
[03:18:32]  She's probably in a kitchen right now getting acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances like I told her to do.
[03:18:38]  You're goddamn right.
[03:18:40]  Maybe a bean pie while you're in there, you dumb broad.
[03:18:44]  Anyway, this is what dark meme magician girl requested.
[03:18:48]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:18:50]  What is this?
[03:18:50]  Oh, yeah.
[03:18:52]  Real funny.
[03:18:53]  Real fucking fun.
[03:18:54]  Just play it and shut it.
[03:18:56]  Play it.
[03:18:57]  No rights for my knickers?
[03:19:02]  I accidentally.
[03:19:04]  I accidentally said that.
[03:19:05]  You're not racist.
[03:19:07]  Get off.
[03:19:08]  Get off.
[03:19:09]  Get the hell off for Christ's sake, man.
[03:19:12]  You see, I accidentally said that because of some idiot and a fucking name.
[03:19:17]  All right.
[03:19:18]  I didn't mean to say it.
[03:19:20]  I'm not racist, man.
[03:19:23]  I'm not racist, man.
[03:19:27]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[03:19:31]  I'm a nice guy.
[03:19:34]  God.
[03:19:37]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:19:40]  I can't keep going unless I drink copious amounts of alcohol.
[03:19:44]  That's the only way I could do this show.
[03:19:47]  That's the only way I could do this fucking show, man.
[03:19:51]  And just say, God, man, I'm so sick of you people, man.
[03:19:55]  I'm so goddamn sick of you goddamn people, man.
[03:20:00]  I need some more beer.
[03:20:04]  That's what the fuck I need, man.
[03:20:06]  I need some more beer.
[03:20:08]  No!
[03:20:09]  You're right.
[03:20:10]  No.
[03:20:15]  100 times better than sending the same link over and over.
[03:20:18]  Oh, no, man.
[03:20:19]  Please just stop, dude.
[03:20:20]  I mean, I want to get done with this show, man.
[03:20:23]  I don't want to do another fucking five or six hours with you people, man.
[03:20:27]  I really don't, man.
[03:20:29]  Give me my fucking beer.
[03:20:32]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:34]  All right, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
[03:20:36]  Huh?
[03:20:37]  What the hell is that?
[03:20:38]  What the hell is that supposed to mean in emojis anyway?
[03:20:41]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[03:20:45]  I need some more goddamn beer, man.
[03:20:47]  That's the only way I could pallet you, sons of bitches, man.
[03:20:51]  That's the only way I could pallet you, sons of bitch.
[03:20:54]  You know what?
[03:20:55]  On top of a beer, I need another shot.
[03:20:58]  All right, that's what I need.
[03:20:59]  I need another goddamn shot, man.
[03:21:03]  Jesus Christ, I just spilled my goddamn beer all over my pants again, man.
[03:21:10]  Fuck.
[03:21:12]  I look like I pissed my pants.
[03:21:16]  Freaking beers all over my goddamn pants, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:21:21]  You guys got me doing all this goddamn multitasking for Christ's sake.
[03:21:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:21:30]  Give me another goddamn, you know what?
[03:21:32]  Where's my goddamn shot glass?
[03:21:34]  I need another shot.
[03:21:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:21:38]  I got all this fucking beer all over my pants.
[03:21:43]  Give me my goddamn shot, man.
[03:21:46]  All right, I'm taking another shot once again of Johnny Walker, Gold Obel.
[03:21:53]  Oh, yeah.
[03:21:57]  Give me the goddamn shot.
[03:22:01]  Jesus Christ.
[03:22:01]  I'm almost done with this crap.
[03:22:03]  I'm almost done with this scotch, baby.
[03:22:06]  And let me tell you, I'm filling myself up full of piss and fury right now because all I've got is a bunch of troll terrorists trying to fuck with me.
[03:22:16]  I've got nothing but a bunch of cyber vermin trying to fuck with me.
[03:22:24]  All right, I'm taking this shot.
[03:22:26]  Once again, cheers to the inner circle.
[03:22:28]  All right, and cheers to all the true fans that know that these people are doing nothing but splicing my ass.
[03:22:34]  All right.
[03:22:35]  All right.
[03:22:36]  All these people are doing is splicing my ass.
[03:22:38]  Give me my fucking shot.
[03:22:40]  Cheers, baby.
[03:22:41]  Cheers!
[03:22:43]  Ah! Ah! Ah!
[03:22:48]  For Christ's sake!
[03:22:51]  The Canadian.
[03:22:52]  Here's a shot of positivity, bro.
[03:22:54]  I'm drinking one for y'all here, too.
[03:22:56]  Hey, cheers to the Canadian for a 25-bucker, baby.
[03:23:00]  You know what?
[03:23:01]  Let's have a drink, the Canadian.
[03:23:03]  Let's have a drink.
[03:23:04]  And look at all the hater aid that you're going to get in the chat.
[03:23:06]  Look at all the hater aid.
[03:23:09]  Ghost equals money liar.
[03:23:11]  Type, what is it, liar in the chat?
[03:23:14]  Because I'm a sheckle.
[03:23:15]  I'm not a shekel goblin, you asshole.
[03:23:18]  I'm not a shekel goblin.
[03:23:19]  And you all are hating on the Canadian because he appreciates this show.
[03:23:24]  Unlike you, troll terrorist bastards, all right?
[03:23:28]  Once again, all right.
[03:23:29]  Cheers, baby.
[03:23:30]  Cheers, all right?
[03:23:32]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:23:34]  Oh, God.
[03:23:34]  Can you all stop with the 12 buckers, man?
[03:23:38]  I'm fucking tired of the 12 buckers, man.
[03:23:42]  I'm tired.
[03:23:45]  So shut up, man.
[03:23:48]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[03:23:53]  Cheers to the Canadian, baby.
[03:23:56]  Cheers to the Canadian for the 25 buckers.
[03:23:59]  Making it rain on these goddamn cyber vermin, baby.
[03:24:02]  Making it rain.
[03:24:07]  All right, who else is this?
[03:24:08]  Another Oliver Carswell?
[03:24:10]  Are you shitting me?
[03:24:12]  Another Oliver Carswell request?
[03:24:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:24:17]  What is this now?
[03:24:18]  What is this now?
[03:24:19]  What is this?
[03:24:22]  What is this?
[03:24:23]  Put it on.
[03:24:23]  Put it on the PC shot.
[03:24:25]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[03:24:27]  Benito Gostini, Radio Graffiti.
[03:24:30]  Let me know, let me tell you a story, all right?
[03:24:32]  I was bullied, all right?
[03:24:34]  I was bullied by some kids.
[03:24:36]  And, you know, I went to trench coat mafia.
[03:24:40]  Like, I don't know these guys.
[03:24:41]  You're making fun of me and you're pushing me around and slapping me around and kicking my ass and all this crap, right?
[03:24:46]  You know what Eric Harris said?
[03:24:48]  They said, pull up a goddamn shotgun.
[03:24:51]  So, you know what I did?
[03:24:53]  I had to take it upon myself.
[03:24:59]  Oh, man.
[03:25:00]  No, no, get this shit out of me.
[03:25:09]  Get this shit off.
[03:25:11]  Get it off, man.
[03:25:12]  God damn you, Oliver Carswell.
[03:25:15]  Who the hell are you?
[03:25:17]  Who the hell are you?
[03:25:18]  And why are you now being a pimple on my ass for Christ's sake?
[03:25:22]  I mean, I thought that that goddamn digital dish rag whore, Dark Me Magician Girl, was bad.
[03:25:28]  I mean, you're getting worse, man.
[03:25:30]  You're getting worse.
[03:25:31]  And wait a minute.
[03:25:32]  Another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:25:36]  A fucking, another one?
[03:25:39]  Another one?
[03:25:41]  Oh, Christ, man.
[03:25:43]  A fucking why?
[03:25:45]  Why?
[03:25:46]  Another one by Oliver Carswell, dude?
[03:25:48]  Another one?
[03:25:51]  What the hell is this?
[03:25:53]  Oh, no.
[03:25:55]  No, no, no.
[03:25:57]  You fucking baguette, man.
[03:26:00]  Put it on the PC shot.
[03:26:01]  Oliver Carswell, you're a fucking piece of garbage, man.
[03:26:05]  This is Prude Wheelchair Radio.
[03:26:07]  Pre-Wheelchair Radio.
[03:26:09]  I am your host.
[03:26:11]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[03:26:16]  The badass of wheelchairs.
[03:26:18]  Give him a wheelchair or give him death.
[03:26:24]  Life from his nursing home in San Antonio, Texas.
[03:26:27]  I'm in a wheelchair, right?
[03:26:29]  And now he'll take it from here to the king of the hover round.
[03:26:34]  You're a son of a bitch, Carswell.
[03:26:37]  You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
[03:26:40]  Take this garbage off, man.
[03:26:42]  I'm sick and tired of you goddamn trolls spreading this slanderous lie.
[03:26:47]  This slanderous, liabilist lie that I'm in a goddamn wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
[03:26:53]  I'm tired of this fucking rumor that you people are spreading out here.
[03:26:58]  I'm tired of it.
[03:26:59]  I'm tired.
[03:27:01]  I'm tired.
[03:27:03]  And I'm tired of taking these fucking 12 buck requests, too.
[03:27:07]  I'm telling you, I'm not doing this on Bowler Friday.
[03:27:10]  I'm not doing this on Bowler Friday.
[03:27:12]  Oliver Carswell is putting your grandson through college.
[03:27:16]  Go shoving up your ass.
[03:27:18]  Oliver Carswell is being a thorn in my ass.
[03:27:22]  Britannian shekelgoblin.
[03:27:25]  Man, another 12 bucks, man.
[03:27:27]  The fuck.
[03:27:29]  Stop.
[03:27:30]  Just stop it, man.
[03:27:32]  I'm almost done.
[03:27:34]  I'm almost done, man.
[03:27:35]  Just stop this shit.
[03:27:39]  This next goddamn video was requested by some idiot that's named You Ain't Done Yet, Boy.
[03:27:45]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:27:48]  Another one.
[03:27:49]  God damn it!
[03:27:52]  God damn it!
[03:27:55]  God damn you, Oliver Carswell.
[03:27:57]  God damn it!
[03:28:01]  Please just stop, man.
[03:28:03]  Just stop.
[03:28:04]  Just stop.
[03:28:08]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:09]  All right.
[03:28:10]  This next one is by You Ain't Done Yet, Boy.
[03:28:14]  Whoever the hell that is.
[03:28:15]  This is another one.
[03:28:16]  You ain't done yet, boy.
[03:28:18]  What the hell is this with the piece of another one?
[03:28:20]  You ain't done yet, boy.
[03:28:22]  What the hell is this?
[03:28:22]  Son of a bitch.
[03:28:24]  You ain't done.
[03:28:25]  You son of a bitch!
[03:28:26]  Son of a bitch!
[03:28:28]  You son of a bitch!
[03:28:31]  You son of son of a bitch!
[03:28:37]  Stop sending me a light to my own show!
[03:28:41]  SET ME A LITTLE BIT Stop send me a live!
[03:28:55]  Out of the time!

=== Mike Hock Requested Enemy Pantera (15:11) ===

[03:28:59]  Time to realize, time to realize!
[03:29:05]  Time to rest!
[03:29:08]  To realize!
[03:29:09]  Time to rest!
[03:29:11]  To realize!
[03:29:37]  I'm losing my voice now, dude.
[03:29:39]  I'm losing my voice because of you fucking trolls.
[03:29:42]  I hope you're happy, man.
[03:29:45]  I'm losing my voice because of you fucking people, man.
[03:29:50]  Oh, God.
[03:29:54]  Oh, my God.
[03:29:56]  I'm losing my fucking voice because of you fucking people, man.
[03:30:01]  Oh, God, man.
[03:30:03]  I'm so tired of you people.
[03:30:04]  I'm tired.
[03:30:07]  I'm tired.
[03:30:09]  Why don't you all just shut up, man?
[03:30:12]  Just shut up, man.
[03:30:14]  I'm not kidding, man.
[03:30:15]  Just shut the fuck up.
[03:30:18]  All of you, just shut the fuck up.
[03:30:22]  All of you, just shut the fuck up.
[03:30:30]  Who's the next one by, man?
[03:30:32]  Who's the next one by Mike Hawk?
[03:30:34]  Mike Hawk requested this next one.
[03:30:37]  I can only imagine what Mike Hock read.
[03:30:40]  Whoever sent you the link to your own show needs to go have a bath with a blender.
[03:30:45]  That's what that's from the Canadian.
[03:30:48]  The Canadian told your asses off, man.
[03:30:51]  The Canadian told your asses off, man.
[03:30:56]  This next video is by Mike Hock.
[03:30:59]  And this better be a good video by Mike Hock or Mike Hawk's going to get it, man.
[03:31:04]  Go ahead, put it on.
[03:31:05]  What the fuck is this?
[03:31:06]  For Christ's sake, put it on.
[03:31:08]  What is this?
[03:31:11]  What is this?
[03:31:14]  What the hell did Mike Hock fucking request?
[03:31:18]  10 hours of black screen, no sound?
[03:31:23]  And who the fuck would request this garbage?
[03:31:27]  And who the hell would upload this crap?
[03:31:29]  10 hours of black screen with no sound?
[03:31:33]  Are you kidding me?
[03:31:36]  Oh, God.
[03:31:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:31:42]  Thanks a lot, Mike Hock.
[03:31:45]  Thanks a lot.
[03:31:46]  10 hours of black screen with no sound.
[03:31:49]  Yeah, real funny.
[03:31:52]  Real funny asshole.
[03:31:55]  Take this garbage off, for Christ's sake.
[03:31:57]  Take it off.
[03:32:00]  No offense, but linking to Ghost's own show is really getting old.
[03:32:04]  It was funny the first three times, but doing this repeatedly makes it lose its trolling value.
[03:32:10]  I mean, step up your troll game.
[03:32:12]  You know what?
[03:32:12]  Now trolls are critiquing other trolls now?
[03:32:15]  Is that it?
[03:32:16]  Is that what we have become to?
[03:32:18]  Is this what we've succumbed to now?
[03:32:19]  We got trolls critiquing other trolls.
[03:32:24]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:32:26]  I'm tired of you, man.
[03:32:28]  A video of nothing, pretty much like this broadcast.
[03:32:32]  Hey, fuck you, Mike Hock.
[03:32:34]  If that's what you feel, then why are you here?
[03:32:37]  Then why are you here listening?
[03:32:39]  If this show sucks so bad, why are you here listening, you fucking bagget?
[03:32:49]  Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of you people.
[03:32:52]  Who requested the next one?
[03:32:54]  Oh, the carpenters.
[03:32:56]  The carpenters requested this next one for Christ's sake.
[03:33:00]  I mean, what the fuck, man?
[03:33:02]  What is this up with this fetish with you and the carpenters?
[03:33:05]  What is it, for Christ's sake?
[03:33:07]  What is this?
[03:33:08]  Greeting cards have all been since.
[03:33:11]  What is this?
[03:33:12]  A fucking Christmas song by the Carpenters?
[03:33:18]  As the guy who started the Echo stream tonight, Lemmy, be the one to tell you it's getting old.
[03:33:23]  Also, have another video.
[03:33:25]  Fuck you, Oliver, man.
[03:33:26]  Fuck you!
[03:33:27]  The special one.
[03:33:29]  And who the hell keeps requesting this carpenter shit?
[03:33:35]  Get it off, for Christ's sake.
[03:33:36]  Get it off.
[03:33:37]  Ghost check out this amazing video from Jackler.
[03:33:40]  I don't want to fucking do any more videos, man.
[03:33:44]  Stop requesting videos.
[03:33:47]  Do you understand me?
[03:33:49]  Stop requesting fucking videos.
[03:33:56]  I need some more beer.
[03:33:58]  I need some more fucking beer, for Christ's sake.
[03:34:06]  Chug a lug, chug a lug, man.
[03:34:09]  Chug a lug, chug a lug.
[03:34:11]  That's the only way I can continue to do this broadcast if I'm consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
[03:34:18]  And who the hell is this Britannian Shekel Goblin?
[03:34:21]  Britannian Shekel Goblin requested this next video.
[03:34:25]  What the hell is this?
[03:34:27]  What is this guy?
[03:34:30]  Fucking more anime, dude.
[03:34:32]  More goddamn anime fucking stupid fruit bowls.
[03:34:37]  I don't care if you cartoon girl fetished women assholes are fucking waxing your carrot to this crap.
[03:34:44]  Stop trying to shove it down our throats.
[03:34:47]  Put it on with a stupid enemy garbage Talk to me an American Talk to me in American.
[03:35:05]  You fucking immigrant.
[03:35:08]  Talk to me in America.
[03:35:14]  Shut this goddamn enemy fetish garbage off.
[03:35:20]  If you're going to donate something to me, you better make sure that it's in American.
[03:35:24]  I don't want to hear no goddamn immigrant language over here, all right?
[03:35:28]  Talk to me in American.
[03:35:31]  Talk to me in American.
[03:35:34]  And what is this?
[03:35:35]  Wait a minute.
[03:35:36]  Another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:35:39]  Another one?
[03:35:42]  God damn it, Oliver Carswell, you piece of trash.
[03:35:45]  Another one.
[03:35:49]  Another one by Oliver Carswell, for Christ's sake.
[03:35:51]  What is this?
[03:35:52]  Another one.
[03:35:54]  Oh, no.
[03:35:56]  Oh, no.
[03:35:57]  Oliver Carswell.
[03:35:58]  What the hell is this?
[03:36:00]  Who did this?
[03:36:02]  Who the hell did this?
[03:36:06]  Who the hell did this crap?
[03:36:10]  Hey, wait, wait, what is this?
[03:36:12]  Play it.
[03:36:12]  What is it?
[03:36:13]  I am a racist, okay?
[03:36:15]  I mean, I actually go on the black streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigger.
[03:36:22]  Remember when we used to be like niggers?
[03:36:24]  That's a splice!
[03:36:26]  That's a fucking nigga!
[03:36:28]  Turn it off!
[03:36:28]  Turn it off!
[03:36:30]  THAT'S A FUCKING SPLICER!
[03:36:36]  Where are you SPLICER BITCH?!
[03:36:42]  FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
[03:36:43]  I'm tired of you, splicers, man!
[03:36:47]  Shut up!
[03:36:50]  I'm tired of you, splicers, man, trying to make me sound like I fucking said racist garbage.
[03:36:56]  I never said that, man.
[03:36:59]  I never said it.
[03:37:02]  Last 12 dono from me, but check out this awesome.
[03:37:04]  I don't want to check anything out, dude.
[03:37:07]  I'm tired, dude.
[03:37:08]  I'm tired of checking out your stupid YouTube videos.
[03:37:12]  I'm tired, man.
[03:37:15]  Can you all just stop, man?
[03:37:17]  I mean, just fucking stop, man.
[03:37:20]  All right?
[03:37:23]  And what?
[03:37:24]  Another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:37:27]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[03:37:29]  What the fuck is your problem, Oliver Carswell?
[03:37:32]  What is your problem?
[03:37:34]  Another one?
[03:37:37]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:37:38]  I've already played that one.
[03:37:39]  Never mind.
[03:37:39]  I'm glad I don't have to play another one from you.
[03:37:41]  I'm sorry.
[03:37:42]  This is the same one.
[03:37:44]  Thank God.
[03:37:47]  I'm glad.
[03:37:48]  Because I'm fucking sick of Oliver Carswell.
[03:37:50]  Oh, yeah.
[03:37:51]  Oh, oh.
[03:37:52]  Oh, we go from Oliver Carswell to goddamn Arn Hammond.
[03:37:56]  Oh, that's fresh.
[03:37:58]  That's fresh.
[03:37:59]  That's great, isn't it?
[03:38:00]  From Oliver Carswell to goddamn Arn Hammond.
[03:38:04]  That's just great, isn't it?
[03:38:05]  That's just great.
[03:38:06]  Wait, wait, what the fuck is this?
[03:38:10]  What is this?
[03:38:10]  Hold on.
[03:38:11]  What is this?
[03:38:12]  Is this by fucking Jack himself off, Jackler?
[03:38:16]  Is this what this is?
[03:38:19]  Put the goddamn PC shot on.
[03:38:21]  What does this say?
[03:38:22]  It says when Ghost wants his shekel back.
[03:38:25]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:38:35]  You son of a bitch Bitch!
[03:38:48]  Oh, you fuckers.
[03:38:53]  Goddamn you, Jackler!
[03:38:57]  Bitch!
[03:38:59]  God damn it!
[03:39:02]  Bitch!
[03:39:04]  Damn you!
[03:39:23]  BITCH!
[03:39:25]  Son of a bitch
[03:39:48]  Time I do a show every day every day every time I do a show every day every day Every time I do a show, every day, every day, every time I do it!
[03:40:04]  You son of a bitch, Jackler!
[03:40:07]  You son of a bitch!
[03:40:08]  I'm sick of you, you f ⁇ ing!
[03:40:13]  That's not funny, you son of a bitch!
[03:40:16]  I'm not a sheckle goblin!
[03:40:19]  You son of a bitch!
[03:40:23]  I'm not a capitalist, after all.
[03:40:25]  Don't be like that!
[03:40:26]  That's not funny!
[03:40:30]  Shut up in the chat room!
[03:40:32]  That's not funny!
[03:40:34]  Maybe you should throw me in the wood chipper.
[03:40:37]  Oh, fuck you, man.
[03:40:38]  Not another one by Oliver Coswell.
[03:40:41]  Not another one, man.
[03:40:43]  That wasn't funny.
[03:40:44]  You all shut up in the chat room.
[03:40:46]  If you all laugh at that, I'll implement checkroom martial law, you sack of trash.
[03:40:52]  I'll implement checkroom martial law.
[03:40:56]  That's not funny.
[03:40:59]  That's not funny, man.
[03:41:03]  That's not fucking funny.
[03:41:05]  And look at him.
[03:41:06]  Look at him in the chat room.
[03:41:07]  THEY'RE LAUGHING!
[03:41:08]  THEY'RE LAUGHING!
[03:41:09]  BUT- AHH! HAPPEN!
[03:41:15]  Christ sake!
[03:41:18]  Son of a bitch!
[03:41:24]  Buy that for a dollar!
[03:41:26]  No!
[03:41:28]  No more!
[03:41:29]  No!
[03:41:31]  No more!
[03:41:33]  Buy that for a dollar!
[03:41:35]  You know you like it, Sheckle Goblin.
[03:41:37]  Show it up, your ass.
[03:41:39]  I'm not a Sheckle Goblin!
[03:41:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[03:41:44]  Can you, Brits, just fuck off?
[03:41:46]  Go worry about your own damn country with Brexit.
[03:41:49]  You've been nothing but a disappointment.
[03:41:52]  Sorry, sacks of tea and crumpets sucking have not come.
[03:41:57]  Told you limies off, huh?
[03:42:00]  Oh!
[03:42:05]  Told you limey's off, you sacks of trash.
[03:42:08]  And shut up and stop laughing in the damn chat room.
[03:42:11]  I'm not joking around.
[03:42:12]  That wasn't funny.
[03:42:14]  That wasn't goddamn funny, you asshole.
[03:42:18]  Empty threat, snowballs.
[03:42:20]  You fucking keep testing me, you asshole.
[03:42:23]  You keep testing me and see what's an empty threat.
[03:42:29]  Who's the next one by?
[03:42:30]  I'm so tired of these, man.
[03:42:32]  Stop donating the 12 bucks.
[03:42:33]  I'm tired of this crap.
[03:42:36]  Wait a minute.
[03:42:36]  Another one by Oliver Carswell?
[03:42:39]  God damn you, Carswell.
[03:42:41]  Can you fuck off?
[03:42:46]  Tired of Oliver Carswell, man.
[03:42:49]  Oh, no.
[03:42:52]  What the fuck did you just request, Oliver Carswell, you piece of shit?
[03:42:56]  What is this?
[03:43:01]  Are you kidding me?
[03:43:05]  NOOOOO!
[03:43:19]  Oh, no!
[03:43:22]  No!
[03:43:27]  Some enemy Pantera!
[03:43:30]  Enemy Pantera!
[03:43:31]  Good God!
[03:43:34]  Shut this shit off!
[03:43:36]  Shut this shit off!
[03:43:38]  Fucking enemy Pantera, are you fucking kidding me, man?
[03:43:42]  Enemy Pantera?
[03:43:44]  Are you fucking kidding me, man?
[03:43:48]  I'm telling you, man.
[03:43:49]  Just fucking stop doing anything Pantera related on this show, man.
[03:43:53]  Please.
[03:43:54]  I'm not joking, man.
[03:43:57]  I'm tired of you people besmirching Pantera, man.
[03:44:00]  I'm tired of you people doing that, man.
[03:44:03]  RIP, Dime Bag Daryl, man.
[03:44:06]  RIP, Vinny Paul.

=== Stop Playing Enemy Pantera Songs (13:08) ===

[03:44:11]  Fucking sick anime bastards, man.
[03:44:13]  I'm tired of you, anime bastards, man.
[03:44:16]  I'm tired of you, anime bastards, man.
[03:44:21]  And what?
[03:44:21]  Another one by Ard Hammond?
[03:44:24]  This fat, portly ass bastard.
[03:44:26]  Another one by Art Hammond.
[03:44:28]  What is this?
[03:44:29]  Oh, no.
[03:44:32]  Art Hammond, you're a sick bastard, for Christ's sake.
[03:44:35]  What is this?
[03:44:40]  What is this?
[03:44:43]  Wait a minute.
[03:44:44]  Is that boss N-word in the background?
[03:44:46]  Is that Boss Edward?
[03:44:59]  Where do you all find this shit?
[03:45:01]  Where do you all find this shit?
[03:45:07]  Oh my god.
[03:45:11]  Man, I'm done, dude.
[03:45:13]  I am so done, man.
[03:45:14]  I'm so fucking done with this troll shit.
[03:45:18]  I'm so done with this troll shit.
[03:45:24]  Oh, Christ.
[03:45:28]  All right, all right.
[03:45:28]  You know what?
[03:45:29]  Just shut this shit off.
[03:45:31]  Shut it off, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:45:35]  Yeah, real funny, Art Hammond.
[03:45:37]  Real funny, you piece of crap.
[03:45:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:45:40]  Listen, I'm almost done with these goddamn 12 buckers, man.
[03:45:45]  Please don't donate anymore.
[03:45:47]  Please, man.
[03:45:49]  Oh, dear.
[03:45:50]  I almost forgot to dislike.
[03:45:52]  Remember to smash that thumbs down.
[03:45:54]  Fuck you, Nico.
[03:45:56]  No!
[03:45:58]  A request from y'all boy Olive Yatslasev.
[03:46:01]  No.
[03:46:02]  Man, enough of these 12 buckers, man.
[03:46:06]  I'm almost done, man.
[03:46:08]  I'm almost done with this goddamn 12-bucker bullshit, man.
[03:46:14]  Just stop, man.
[03:46:15]  Everybody, just stop.
[03:46:16]  I'm sick and tired of this shit.
[03:46:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:46:22]  It never ends, doesn't it, huh?
[03:46:24]  It never ends.
[03:46:26]  It's my life.
[03:46:29]  Don't you forget.
[03:46:32]  Caught in the crowd.
[03:46:36]  It never ends.
[03:46:39]  It's my life.
[03:46:43]  It never fucking ends, man.
[03:46:46]  It never goddamn ends.
[03:46:48]  I'm just so sick of this crap.
[03:46:49]  Who requested this?
[03:46:51]  Can't abuser meme magician.
[03:46:54]  Can's abuser meme magician requested this.
[03:46:58]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[03:47:01]  You son of a bitch.
[03:47:03]  Who the fuck did this?
[03:47:04]  Some of you people go on these damn in-real life.
[03:47:07]  Who did this?
[03:47:09]  Here's a classic fucking $5 just to say the word nigger.
[03:47:13]  I never fucking said that.
[03:47:15]  Shut up.
[03:47:17]  Shut up.
[03:47:18]  Shut up, man.
[03:47:20]  You spicy fucking baguettes!
[03:47:25]  I'm tired of you!
[03:47:30]  I'm tired, man!
[03:47:36]  I'm tired of you splicing fucking troll terrorist punks, man.
[03:47:41]  I never said that, man.
[03:47:44]  I never said that.
[03:47:48]  I never got to have said that, man.
[03:47:51]  I'm tired of you people doing this to me, man.
[03:47:54]  I'm tired of you splicers doing this to me, man.
[03:47:57]  I'm tired of you fucking splicer.
[03:48:00]  Fucking doing this to me, man.
[03:48:04]  You fucking pieces of shit, man.
[03:48:07]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[03:48:12]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[03:48:16]  I'm a nice guy.
[03:48:20]  The fucking pieces of shit, man.
[03:48:23]  I'm tired of you fucking splicing my voice and making it sound like I'm a fucking racist, man.
[03:48:31]  I never said that, man.
[03:48:34]  I never goddamn said that.
[03:48:38]  Hope you enjoyed sincerely, Art Hammond, man.
[03:48:41]  Fuck you, Art Hammond.
[03:48:43]  I'm tired of you, man.
[03:48:45]  I'm fucking tired.
[03:48:46]  Give me my fucking beer, man.
[03:48:52]  That was a splice.
[03:48:53]  Every time that these sons are bitches, man.
[03:48:58]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[03:49:00]  I'm tired, man.
[03:49:01]  Shut up in the chat room.
[03:49:03]  I'm not fucking crying.
[03:49:05]  Right?
[03:49:07]  Alright, shut up.
[03:49:08]  I'm not fucking crying, man.
[03:49:10]  I just fucking, I got, I fucking poked myself in the eye, man.
[03:49:14]  Shut up.
[03:49:16]  Shut up, man.
[03:49:19]  Fucking bastards, man.
[03:49:21]  I don't even know why I do this show anymore, man.
[03:49:25]  I don't even know why.
[03:49:26]  Shut up.
[03:49:27]  I'm not fucking crying, man.
[03:49:28]  Just poke myself in the fucking eye, man.
[03:49:30]  Just shut up.
[03:49:33]  I'm just fucking tired, man.
[03:49:34]  I'm fucking tired of this shit, man.
[03:49:38]  I'm tired of this garbage, man.
[03:49:40]  How long have I done?
[03:49:41]  Three hours and 48 minutes, man.
[03:49:44]  Fucking shit, man.
[03:49:48]  I'm fucking tired of this shit, man.
[03:49:50]  I'm fucking tired, man.
[03:49:53]  I'm so fucking tired, man.
[03:49:55]  I need some more fucking beer, man.
[03:49:57]  I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:50:00]  I need some more beer.
[03:50:04]  Give me some more fucking beer, man.
[03:50:08]  It's the only fucking thing.
[03:50:09]  It's the only fucking thing that takes the fucking pain away, man.
[03:50:13]  For Christ's sake, man.
[03:50:15]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:50:17]  Hey, ghost, do you take us for idiots?
[03:50:19]  Shut up.
[03:50:19]  We know none of the audio evidence of you being racist and homophobic or splices.
[03:50:24]  We are exposing you for splices.
[03:50:27]  Shut up, man.
[03:50:28]  You should stop.
[03:50:29]  They're fucking on your splices.
[03:50:30]  Shut up.
[03:50:32]  They're fucking splices.
[03:50:34]  Ghost watch this video till the very end.
[03:50:37]  Please, this is important, brother, Alhamdulillah.
[03:50:40]  All right, Kabib, man.
[03:50:42]  Just stop.
[03:50:42]  Everybody, just stop, man.
[03:50:45]  Everybody just stop, man.
[03:50:47]  Alright?
[03:50:49]  They're there.
[03:50:50]  Don't cry.
[03:50:51]  Feels bad.
[03:50:52]  I'm not a feels bad, man.
[03:50:57]  I'm not a feels bad man.
[03:51:02]  Shut up.
[03:51:03]  Shut up with that crap, man.
[03:51:06]  I'm not a feels bad, man.
[03:51:12]  I'm not a feels bad man.
[03:51:16]  Give me my fucking drink, man.
[03:51:19]  Give me my fucking drink, man.
[03:51:21]  I'm tired of this shit.
[03:51:23]  I'm so tired.
[03:51:25]  I'm just, I'm tired.
[03:51:26]  I'm tired.
[03:51:28]  I'm tired.
[03:51:29]  Gonna cry?
[03:51:30]  Gonna piss your pants, maybe?
[03:51:32]  I'm not gonna be shy.
[03:51:34]  I'm not fucking crying, man.
[03:51:36]  Shut up, man.
[03:51:37]  All of you fucking people, just shut the fuck up.
[03:51:42]  Just shut the fuck up, bitch.
[03:51:45]  Just shut the fuck up, bitch.
[03:51:50]  Oh, God, man.
[03:51:51]  I don't even know why I do this fucking show, man.
[03:51:54]  I don't even know why I do this show anymore, man.
[03:52:01]  Who the hell?
[03:52:01]  I got fucking tired of doing this fucking 12 buckers, man.
[03:52:05]  Stop donating fucking 12 buckers, man.
[03:52:07]  I'm tired of this shit.
[03:52:10]  I'm tired of this shit.
[03:52:12]  Who do I fuck?
[03:52:14]  Who is next, man?
[03:52:15]  Who is next?
[03:52:16]  Who the hell is this?
[03:52:17]  Anonymous.
[03:52:18]  Okay.
[03:52:18]  Anonymous.
[03:52:20]  This better not be some fucking goddamn bullshitting, you people.
[03:52:24]  You people telling me that I'm fucking being racist.
[03:52:27]  I'm not fucking racist, man.
[03:52:30]  I'm not fucking racist, man.
[03:52:33]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
[03:52:37]  I'm a nice guy.
[03:52:40]  God fucking damn it, man.
[03:52:44]  Who the hell was anonymous?
[03:52:46]  What the hell did you request, you piece of shit?
[03:52:49]  Oh, no.
[03:52:51]  Oh, Christ.
[03:52:52]  More anime, man.
[03:52:53]  I'm tired of fucking enemy, man.
[03:52:56]  I'm tired.
[03:52:57]  Fucking shit, man.
[03:53:00]  Put the PC shot on so we can get some fucking anime shit over with.
[03:53:07]  Look at this.
[03:53:09]  Look at this stupid, dumb anime garbage, man.
[03:53:13]  Fuck you!
[03:53:14]  Fuck you, off you!
[03:53:16]  Hey, fuck you!
[03:53:17]  Fuck you!
[03:53:18]  Fuck you!
[03:53:20]  Fuck you, you enemy bitch!
[03:53:24]  Fuck you!
[03:53:25]  FUCK YOU, YOU ANIMY BITCH!
[03:53:33]  FUCK YOU, YOU ANIMY- GET THIS ANIMY BITCH OUT OF HERE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MAN!
[03:53:38]  Fuck you!
[03:53:41]  Fuck you, man!
[03:53:44]  God damn it, man.
[03:53:45]  I'm so fucking sick of this shit, man.
[03:53:48]  I'm so sick of this shit, man.
[03:53:52]  Give me my fucking beer, man.
[03:53:54]  Let's fucking take the fucking pain away, man.
[03:53:57]  Take the fucking pain away, man.
[03:54:04]  Oh, my God.
[03:54:08]  Oh, God.
[03:54:11]  I'm tired of doing these fucking 12 buckers, man.
[03:54:14]  Please.
[03:54:14]  I'm almost done, man.
[03:54:15]  Please stop, dude.
[03:54:17]  Please stop doing these fucking 12 buckers, man.
[03:54:20]  I've had enough, dude.
[03:54:22]  I've had enough, man.
[03:54:23]  I've had enough.
[03:54:24]  Hey, ghost.
[03:54:25]  Just tuned in.
[03:54:26]  Hope your week is going well.
[03:54:28]  It's not going very well.
[03:54:29]  Just got finished with a hot stone massage.
[03:54:31]  Gotta love enjoying the finer things.
[03:54:34]  I'd say take the night off, man.
[03:54:36]  You've more than earned it.
[03:54:38]  Have a great night, ghost.
[03:54:39]  Shout out to chat IC.
[03:54:41]  I should fucking take the rest of the night off.
[03:54:46]  True Snowflake Radio feels drunk, man.
[03:54:50]  Fuck you.
[03:54:52]  All right, me magician.
[03:54:53]  Fuck you.
[03:54:54]  All right.
[03:54:54]  Look, I want to get done with these fucking 12 buckers, man.
[03:54:57]  I just want to get done with them.
[03:54:59]  I'm so sick of doing them.
[03:55:00]  I just want to get done with them, man.
[03:55:02]  I just want to get done with them, man.
[03:55:06]  I just want to get done with them, for heaven's sake, man.
[03:55:09]  What is...
[03:55:10]  Fucking Oliver Coswell!
[03:55:13]  God damn it, you fucking bastard.
[03:55:16]  What did you request now?
[03:55:18]  What is this?
[03:55:19]  What did you request now?
[03:55:21]  Oliver Carswell, you piece of shit?
[03:55:26]  No!
[03:55:28]  No more!
[03:55:29]  No fucking more, man.
[03:55:31]  Please, no more, man.
[03:55:33]  No, goddamn more.
[03:55:34]  I want to fucking end this show.
[03:55:37]  I want to end this show.
[03:55:40]  I want to end this fucking show, man.
[03:55:43]  What is this?
[03:55:44]  What is this, Oliver Carswell?
[03:55:46]  What is this?
[03:55:47]  And all you assholes that say that I'm a Knicker train.
[03:55:50]  Hey, it's the truth.
[03:55:51]  Knicker, Knicker, Kicker, Knicker, Kicker, Nick, Kicker, Nick, Kicker, Kicker, Kicker.
[03:55:54]  You the son of a bitch!
[03:55:56]  God damn it!
[03:55:58]  You show me racist.
[03:56:00]  You racist with your coarse hair over here.
[03:56:03]  Shut this shit up!
[03:56:04]  You ain't no Mr. Barbara.
[03:56:06]  Shut that goddamn garbage up, for Christ's sake.
[03:56:09]  I never said that, man.
[03:56:12]  I never said that.
[03:56:15]  God.
[03:56:17]  And I'm tired of you, Oliver Carswell, you piece of shit.
[03:56:21]  I'm tired of you, man.
[03:56:23]  If you were in front of me right now, you piece of garbage, I'd split your nuts to the front of your head to the back of your ass.
[03:56:31]  You fuck.
[03:56:32]  You fuck.
[03:56:36]  I'm tired of doing this, dude.
[03:56:38]  I'm tired of doing this, man.
[03:56:40]  I'm tired of doing this, man.
[03:56:46]  Jesus Christ.
[03:56:48]  And shut up in the chat room.
[03:56:50]  I'm not fucking crying, dude.
[03:56:51]  I just poke myself in the eye.
[03:56:54]  Alright, just poke myself in the eye for Christ's sake.
[03:56:57]  Who requested this?
[03:56:59]  Frank Zappa.
[03:57:01]  Frank Zappa requested this.
[03:57:03]  What is this?
[03:57:04]  What is this, Frank Zappa?
[03:57:05]  Fuck you, Baltimore.
[03:57:06]  If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough smut to come to Big Bill Hell's car.
[03:57:11]  Bad deal.
[03:57:12]  Cars at breakdown.
[03:57:13]  B, if you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my ass.
[03:57:17]  It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker.
[03:57:19]  You'll fall for this bullshit.

=== Frank Zappa Requests Bad Garbage (03:07) ===

[03:57:20]  Guaranteed.
[03:57:21]  If you buy the best gold, shove it up, your ugly ass.
[03:57:23]  You heard us right.
[03:57:24]  Shove it up, your ugly ass.
[03:57:26]  Bring your tray.
[03:57:26]  Bring your time.
[03:57:27]  Bring your wife.
[03:57:27]  We'll fuck it.
[03:57:28]  That's right.
[03:57:29]  We'll fuck your wife.
[03:57:30]  Because it's Big Bill Hell.
[03:57:31]  You're fucked six ways from Sunday.
[03:57:32]  What?
[03:57:33]  I daughter.
[03:57:33]  Big Bill Hell.
[03:57:34]  Home of challenge pissing.
[03:57:36]  That's right.
[03:57:36]  Challenge pissing.
[03:57:37]  How does it work?
[03:57:38]  If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment.
[03:57:42]  Don't wait.
[03:57:42]  Don't delay.
[03:57:43]  Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your knuckles.
[03:57:46]  I'm the only dealer that tells you to fuck off.
[03:57:48]  Hurry up, asshole.
[03:57:49]  This event ends the minute after you write us a check.
[03:57:52]  And I better not bounce her.
[03:57:53]  You're a dead motherfucker.
[03:57:54]  Go to hell.
[03:57:55]  Big Bill Hell's car.
[03:57:56]  I want to turn this shit off of the meanest.
[03:57:58]  Turn into this stuff.
[03:58:00]  This is horrible.
[03:58:00]  Guaranteed.
[03:58:01]  This is horrible, man.
[03:58:03]  Come on, dude.
[03:58:04]  I mean, seriously, come on.
[03:58:08]  Oh, my God.
[03:58:10]  Jesus Christ.
[03:58:13]  And who the hell else is next, man?
[03:58:15]  Oh, Khabib.
[03:58:17]  Khabib, he wants me to play this.
[03:58:19]  Khabib wants me to play this.
[03:58:21]  What is this?
[03:58:23]  What is this?
[03:58:24]  What is this, Khabib?
[03:58:25]  And look, this better not be some sick-ass garbage, Khabib.
[03:58:29]  All right?
[03:58:30]  This better not be some sick garbage.
[03:58:32]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[03:58:36]  This was requested by Khabib.
[03:58:38]  What is this shit?
[03:58:39]  What is this, Khabib?
[03:58:45]  What the hell?
[03:58:48]  Mamoru mamoru ma-sauce.
[03:58:50]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:58:54]  Oh my god.
[03:58:57]  BAM-BADU-BAM-BADU-MASA-S What?
[03:59:03]  BAM-BADU-BAM-BADU-MASA-S Well, you have that part right.
[03:59:09]  It's not the star of David.
[03:59:10]  You know that.
[03:59:11]  Oh, oh.
[03:59:12]  Oh.
[03:59:20]  The Pentagon!
[03:59:22]  The Pentagon!
[03:59:24]  Give me Evil Flow 3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha West and Keasterbuck.
[03:59:50]  But looks like Khabib knows what's going on, huh?
[03:59:56]  Men's you!
[04:00:00]  You son of a bitch, Khabib!
[04:00:03]  I thought you and I, we had an understanding, Khabib.
[04:00:07]  What the fuck is that?
[04:00:09]  What the fuck is that, Khabib?
[04:00:11]  God damn it.
[04:00:12]  I thought we had an understanding going on here.
[04:00:17]  Fucking asshole.
[04:00:18]  That's what I get for fucking believing some goddamn fucking half a terrorist, for heaven's sake.
[04:00:24]  That's what I get for fucking believing a half a terror.

=== Khabib Half-Terrorist Understanding (14:42) ===

[04:00:28]  Who's next?
[04:00:29]  I'm tired of these, man.
[04:00:30]  I'm tired of these 12 buckers.
[04:00:32]  I want to get them done.
[04:00:33]  I want to get them over with.
[04:00:34]  And I want to end the fucking show.
[04:00:37]  Oh, yeah.
[04:00:38]  And by the way, who requested this next video is named End the Show.
[04:00:42]  Oh, isn't that ironic?
[04:00:46]  Don't you think?
[04:00:47]  And the show requested this.
[04:00:49]  Hold on.
[04:00:50]  Hold on.
[04:00:50]  this what what is this what is this what the hell is this Oh, you son of a bitch.
[04:01:09]  You son of a bitch.
[04:01:12]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:01:16]  Shut up.
[04:01:19]  The fuck.
[04:01:19]  Fuck you.
[04:01:21]  All right.
[04:01:21]  Fuck you.
[04:01:22]  Show yourself.
[04:01:24]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[04:01:26]  Please, please kill yourself.
[04:01:28]  I mean, these are the people that listen to me.
[04:01:31]  You should really kill yourselves.
[04:01:34]  All right, let's shut this shit up, all right?
[04:01:37]  Please, please kill yourself.
[04:01:39]  Shut up, man.
[04:01:40]  Shut up.
[04:01:43]  Telling me to kill myself, you son of a bitch.
[04:01:47]  How dare you?
[04:01:48]  How goddamn dare you, for Christ's sake, all right?
[04:01:53]  And who is this?
[04:01:53]  Who is this?
[04:01:55]  No!
[04:01:56]  No!
[04:01:57]  Man, please stop, dude.
[04:02:00]  I'm almost done, man.
[04:02:02]  Please stop, man.
[04:02:04]  Please, goddamn, stop, man.
[04:02:08]  11 herbs and spices.
[04:02:10]  11 herbs and spices requested this next video.
[04:02:14]  11 herbs and spices.
[04:02:16]  What the hell is this?
[04:02:17]  Oh, no.
[04:02:19]  More racism.
[04:02:20]  I mean, what the hell is this, man?
[04:02:22]  Oh, Christ.
[04:02:26]  What?
[04:02:26]  What the fuck is this?
[04:02:27]  A black man dancing with chicken legs in his hand?
[04:02:30]  What the hell is this?
[04:02:35]  What the hell is this?
[04:02:45]  What?
[04:02:45]  10 hours of this shit?
[04:02:47]  And it's got 3.5 million hits!
[04:02:53]  All right, shut this shit up for Christ's sake.
[04:02:55]  Shut it up.
[04:02:57]  3.5 million hits to watch a guy dance around with chicken legs in his goddamn hands.
[04:03:02]  I'm telling you, you fucking trolls got way too much goddamn time on your hands, man.
[04:03:08]  And what?
[04:03:09]  Another goddamn request by Oliver Coswell?
[04:03:13]  Hey, Oliver Coswell, what is your major malfunction, numb nuts?
[04:03:17]  Huh?
[04:03:18]  What is your major malfunction, Oliver Coswell?
[04:03:22]  Huh?
[04:03:26]  What is your major goddamn malfunction?
[04:03:28]  What is this, Oliver Coswell?
[04:03:30]  What is this?
[04:03:31]  Oh, no.
[04:03:32]  No.
[04:03:33]  Not more anime goddamn Pantera.
[04:03:37]  No!
[04:03:39]  Oh, fuck, man.
[04:03:42]  Leave Pantera alone!
[04:03:45]  Oh, God.
[04:03:50]  Leave Pantera alone, you prick!
[04:03:57]  Leave Pantera alone, dude.
[04:04:00]  I mean, come on, man.
[04:04:03]  I can't believe controls have done this to me in Pantera.
[04:04:08]  I can't believe it.
[04:04:11]  And there's some enemy character fucking singing this shit.
[04:04:14]  Some anime characters singing it.
[04:04:19]  Take this shit off.
[04:04:21]  Take it off, man.
[04:04:23]  Take it off.
[04:04:23]  I don't want to hear some fucking anime Pantera, you piece of shit.
[04:04:30]  I'm tired of this shit, man.
[04:04:32]  I'm tired.
[04:04:34]  What's the next one?
[04:04:35]  I just want to get done with this fucking garbage, man.
[04:04:38]  I just want to get done with this fucking garbage.
[04:04:40]  What's the next one?
[04:04:42]  I'm tired of Shekels Where requested this.
[04:04:46]  I'm tired of Shekels Wah requested this.
[04:04:50]  Look at this.
[04:04:50]  Look at what this son of a bitch did.
[04:04:52]  Look at this.
[04:04:56]  You son of a bitch.
[04:04:57]  I'm not crying.
[04:04:59]  You're going to get sick.
[04:05:00]  I'm not crying.
[04:05:02]  Calm down.
[04:05:04]  I'm not.
[04:05:06]  Fuck you.
[04:05:07]  Fuck you.
[04:05:08]  Fuck you, man.
[04:05:13]  Oh, my God.
[04:05:15]  Take this shit off.
[04:05:16]  Take it off.
[04:05:18]  Take it off.
[04:05:22]  The Canadian.
[04:05:24]  The Canadian requested.
[04:05:25]  Well, let's see what the hell the Canadian.
[04:05:27]  I hope this drowns out the fucking trolls, man.
[04:05:30]  I'm tired of these trolls, man.
[04:05:32]  They're making my show into a certain side.
[04:05:35]  Oh, crunch.
[04:05:36]  You should be kissing Oliver's Carswell ass wall.
[04:05:39]  Shove it up, your ass, dark me magician, slut.
[04:05:42]  Who asked you?
[04:05:44]  Oh, God, man.
[04:05:45]  Oh, God.
[04:05:46]  Stop, man.
[04:05:47]  You know what?
[04:05:48]  I need to take a fucking break, dude.
[04:05:50]  I can't, I can't.
[04:05:51]  I can't do this, man.
[04:05:52]  I've been on here for four hours and five minutes, for heaven's sake, man.
[04:05:57]  And I need to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[04:06:01]  Do you understand?
[04:06:02]  I got to go drain the main vein.
[04:06:07]  I can't believe you sons of bitches have got me on here for four hours and five minutes, sitting here watching your sick fucking videos, dude.
[04:06:16]  Watching your sick fucking videos.
[04:06:18]  You goddamn troll terrorist.
[04:06:20]  I got to take a break.
[04:06:21]  I can't help it, dude.
[04:06:23]  I can't help it.
[04:06:24]  I've been on here.
[04:06:26]  All these fucking beers out here.
[04:06:28]  All right.
[04:06:30]  I've been drinking shots.
[04:06:31]  I've been chugging beers.
[04:06:32]  I've been filling myself up with piss and fury.
[04:06:35]  Oh, fucking Christ's sake.
[04:06:39]  All right.
[04:06:40]  I'll be right back for Christ's sake.
[04:06:42]  And don't go anywhere.
[04:06:43]  I'm going to continue.
[04:06:44]  Don't do any more 12 buckers.
[04:06:46]  All right.
[04:06:46]  I've got four more to do.
[04:06:49]  Don't do any more.
[04:06:50]  I want to be done with this shit.
[04:06:52]  I want to be done with this shit.
[04:06:55]  So don't go anywhere.
[04:06:57]  All right.
[04:06:58]  I'll be right back.
[04:06:58]  I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that your girl is whacking her clitoris off for like a windshield wiper out of whack.
[04:07:08]  I got to drain the main vein.
[04:07:10]  So don't go anywhere.
[04:07:11]  We're going to finish with these goddamn last four goddamn 12 buckers and we're going to move on.
[04:07:17]  We're going to move on with the show.
[04:07:18]  I am not doing another six or seven hours with you pricks.
[04:07:22]  I am not doing another six or seven hours with you pricks.
[04:07:27]  Do you got the music queued up, engineer?
[04:07:29]  Huh?
[04:07:33]  All right.
[04:07:33]  I'll be right back.
[04:07:35]  You all just sit there and shut your goddamn mouths.
[04:07:38]  I can't believe you have me here this long with you goddamn pricks.
[04:07:42]  Don't go anywhere.
[04:07:43]  I'll be right back.
[04:07:44]  These goddamn fucking troll terrorist.
[04:07:47]  I'm sick of these fucking...
[04:09:46]  it off.
[04:09:47]  Turn it off for Christ's sake.
[04:09:49]  You see, I go and I drain the main vein.
[04:09:53]  And what are you assholes doing?
[04:09:54]  You're fucking encouraging the engineer to be a delinquent piece of shit.
[04:09:59]  All right, real fucking funny, all right?
[04:10:01]  Real swift.
[04:10:02]  Hey, can anyone hear me?
[04:10:04]  Please help.
[04:10:05]  I've been trapped here for so many years.
[04:10:07]  Shut up.
[04:10:07]  Don't talk about my wife.
[04:10:09]  Stay back.
[04:10:10]  Don't talk about my wife, you piece of cry punch, kick punch, cry punch, kick punch, cry.
[04:10:15]  Don't talk about my fucking wife, you fucking pieces of garbage.
[04:10:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:10:21]  The 12-bucker show, True Jukebox Radio, Ghost TTS show.
[04:10:25]  Go fuck yourself.
[04:10:26]  There is an actual show happening.
[04:10:28]  Just limit TTS to certain hours and bring back mid-show calls.
[04:10:33]  At least we can have an actual show then.
[04:10:35]  I'm trying to do an actual show, Mr. Mareep.
[04:10:39]  But these fucking people with the text-to-speech.
[04:10:42]  Hey, look, I know all you people are like, I'll get rid of the text-to-speech ghost.
[04:10:46]  It's a part of the interactivity.
[04:10:48]  You morons don't understand that the interactivity is what created this show.
[04:10:54]  The interactivity is what created this show, you sack of crap.
[04:11:00]  Give me my freaking beer, for Christ's sake.
[04:11:03]  Turn the fuck up in the chat when you hear this.
[04:11:06]  RIP Nipsey, are you talking about Nipsey Hustle, you piece of crap?
[04:11:12]  Give me my drink.
[04:11:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:11:21]  Drain the main vein, merch.
[04:11:23]  Are you fucking jo- drain the main vein, merch?
[04:11:28]  Are you kidding me?
[04:11:30]  Drain the main vein, merch.
[04:11:36]  Jesus Christ.
[04:11:40]  I'm telling you, you fucking trolls, dude.
[04:11:42]  I'm not, I'm not, you know.
[04:11:45]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:11:47]  You and I both know that interactivity excuse is a pile of.
[04:11:50]  No, what are you talking about?
[04:11:52]  That's what created the show, dark meme magician whore.
[04:11:55]  That's what created the show.
[04:11:57]  All right.
[04:11:59]  So shut up.
[04:12:02]  Shut up, man.
[04:12:04]  I need some more fucking beer, man.
[04:12:06]  I can't stand you fucking trolls.
[04:12:08]  All right.
[04:12:10]  I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake.
[04:12:13]  I need more beer, man.
[04:12:18]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:12:21]  I need some more fucking beer.
[04:12:24]  All right.
[04:12:25]  I need some more goddamn beer.
[04:12:28]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:12:30]  And you all shut up in the chat room or I'll implement fucking chat room martial law, you piece of garbage.
[04:12:37]  All right, I'll implement chat room martial law, you piece of garbage.
[04:12:43]  Don't you dare come at me like that, you fucking piece of trash.
[04:12:48]  I'm over here.
[04:12:49]  I'm doing five, six-hour shows for you, people.
[04:12:55]  For you.
[04:12:57]  And do you give a crap?
[04:12:58]  No.
[04:12:59]  Do you have any goddamn appreciation?
[04:13:01]  Absolutely not.
[04:13:03]  I don't even know why I continue to do this garbage.
[04:13:08]  Anyway, this one is by the Canadian.
[04:13:10]  Blare this to drown out the trolls.
[04:13:12]  What's up, the Canadian?
[04:13:13]  What is this, huh?
[04:13:16]  Oh, yeah, I know what this is.
[04:13:26]  Being a jukebox isn't interactivity.
[04:13:29]  It's not even ice beside on here.
[04:13:31]  It's bottom tip and it's not.
[04:13:33]  Yeah, shut up.
[04:13:34]  I'm drowning out the trolls.
[04:13:36]  Shut up.
[04:13:38]  I'm drowning out the trolls right now.
[04:13:44]  USA!
[04:13:50]  USA!
[04:13:52]  America! America! America!
[04:13:59]  I love this country.
[04:14:02]  I love the Constitution.
[04:14:06]  It's all about America.
[04:14:10]  America!
[04:14:12]  USA! USA! USA!
[04:14:17]  God damn right, baby.
[04:14:20]  I'm proud to be an American.
[04:14:22]  I'm proud to be an American.
[04:14:25]  America!
[04:14:27]  America!
[04:14:31]  All right, let me calm down here.
[04:14:32]  Let's turn this off.
[04:14:33]  Thank you very much, the Canadian.
[04:14:35]  You're damn right.
[04:14:36]  America, baby.
[04:14:37]  America.
[04:14:38]  All right.
[04:14:40]  And shut up, Mr. Maur Eep.
[04:14:43]  You should at least put donation limits on those who have little self-control.
[04:14:48]  It makes you look like a greedy guy.
[04:14:50]  Hey, I'm telling these people to stop donating, dude.
[04:14:55]  Every fucking show.
[04:14:57]  All right.
[04:14:58]  Every fucking show, I'm telling these people, don't donate.
[04:15:02]  Don't do this.
[04:15:03]  Let me talk.
[04:15:04]  And these people keep just fucking donating.
[04:15:06]  They keep doing it over and over and over and over again.

=== Neuter Your Mother For Shit (02:51) ===

[04:15:10]  What the hell else do you want me to fucking say, dude?
[04:15:13]  I mean, what do you want me to say?
[04:15:16]  I mean, they keep doing it, man.
[04:15:18]  They keep fucking doing it.
[04:15:22]  It's them, man.
[04:15:23]  It's them.
[04:15:24]  It's their asses.
[04:15:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:15:28]  Give me my freaking beer.
[04:15:35]  All right.
[04:15:37]  All right, who are you?
[04:15:38]  Who else do we have now?
[04:15:39]  Oh, dark meme magician slut again.
[04:15:41]  Oh, here we go again with dark meme magician.
[04:15:44]  Yeah, here we go again.
[04:15:46]  What is this?
[04:15:51]  What wait?
[04:15:52]  Hold on.
[04:15:52]  What the fuck did you just request?
[04:15:54]  Dark meme magician whorebag?
[04:15:56]  What the hell did you just request?
[04:15:58]  What is this?
[04:16:00]  You know, I think the rain is actually a lot like communism.
[04:16:03]  When you think about it, at first it sounds really nice, but once you actually get out into it, it is even better.
[04:16:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:16:14]  Just that's a that's that's a son of a bitch living with his mommy.
[04:16:18]  All right, I'm tired of you fucking old goddamn 20s and 30s something live with your goddamn mommy.
[04:16:24]  I'm telling you, your mother should be neutered.
[04:16:26]  All right, your mother should be neutered for Christ's sake to not produce any more fucking piles of shit like you but needs more S-T-R-A-Y-A cunt.
[04:16:37]  More striya?
[04:16:41]  More striya.
[04:16:44]  All right, well, who's next for Christ's sake?
[04:16:47]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:16:48]  All I'm trying to do is do a fucking show, man.
[04:16:51]  I mean, that's all I'm trying to do.
[04:16:54]  And like I said, I'm being bombarded over and over and over again by a bunch of fucking trolls.
[04:17:04]  Do Radio Graffiti Next.
[04:17:06]  Oh, okay, that's great.
[04:17:07]  Do Radio Graffiti Next requested this.
[04:17:10]  What is this?
[04:17:11]  Oh, no, not again, man.
[04:17:13]  Not fucking Anime Trump.
[04:17:15]  Not Anime Trump, dude.
[04:17:17]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[04:17:19]  I'm tired of you besmirching my president.
[04:17:22]  That's my president you're besmirching.
[04:17:25]  Mankind is being tested.
[04:17:28]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:17:29]  Give me my beer.
[04:17:33]  This is not fucking funny.
[04:17:37]  I have no regrets.
[04:17:39]  The rest of you losers can go do whatever the hell you want.
[04:17:43]  Yeah, you're damn right, you dumb losers.
[04:17:45]  Yeah, you can do whatever the hell you want.
[04:17:48]  You're a bunch of losers.
[04:17:49]  Unlike us capitalists, right, Trump?
[04:17:52]  Unlike us capitalists.
[04:17:57]  You stuffed up the URL?
[04:17:59]  All right.
[04:17:59]  Well, we'll go ahead and get to it.

=== Happy Straya Day Commercial (04:09) ===

[04:18:01]  Hold on.
[04:18:02]  I'm almost done.
[04:18:04]  Thank God.
[04:18:05]  Thank God.
[04:18:07]  I'm almost done with this garbage.
[04:18:09]  All right, R.I.P. Nipsey hustle.
[04:18:12]  What the hell is this?
[04:18:13]  R.I.P. Nipsey Hustle.
[04:18:15]  What the hell?
[04:18:16]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:18:20]  What is?
[04:18:20]  Oh, no.
[04:18:23]  R.I.P. Nipsey Hull.
[04:18:25]  Wait a minute.
[04:18:25]  What the fuck is this?
[04:18:26]  Put a.
[04:18:27]  Put it on the PC shot.
[04:18:28]  What is this?
[04:18:29]  It looks like a gay homosexual black.
[04:18:34]  Yeah, look, ayy, he's in love with who I am, back in high school I used to jerk him with my hands, now I hit that orgy sex with condoms in my hand.
[04:18:47]  I did half a Zen.
[04:18:48]  Now I'm pounding on my mans.
[04:18:49]  Have me all the time.
[04:18:52]  Like a light, a like a light.
[04:18:54]  Slept through the pipe, hey.
[04:18:56]  Not for the night.
[04:18:59]  I mean, this is not game, you know.
[04:19:01]  Again?
[04:19:03]  I mean, I'm almost done, dude.
[04:19:05]  Please stop.
[04:19:07]  Everybody, just please stop.
[04:19:09]  I'm not joking.
[04:19:10]  I don't want to do any more of these fucking 12 buckers, dude.
[04:19:14]  Come on, man.
[04:19:16]  Come on, man.
[04:19:21]  Jesus Christ.
[04:19:22]  This one is by Distill, and hopefully it's a pretty decent one.
[04:19:25]  Hopefully, it's not a fucking trolling one like the rest of these pieces of shit.
[04:19:29]  All right, what is this?
[04:19:31]  Hold on, there's a, hold on.
[04:19:32]  Oh, oh, okay, I hear you.
[04:19:33]  I hear you.
[04:19:33]  Hold on.
[04:19:34]  I got a fucking commercial.
[04:19:36]  I don't want to air the commercial on here.
[04:19:38]  All right.
[04:19:39]  Hold on.
[04:19:39]  What is this?
[04:19:40]  All right.
[04:19:40]  Hold on.
[04:19:41]  Uh-uh-oh.
[04:19:43]  Happy Straya Day.
[04:19:44]  Is today Straya?
[04:19:46]  Like Australia Day?
[04:19:47]  Hold on, put it.
[04:19:47]  Put it on the PC shot.
[04:19:49]  What is this?
[04:19:58]  We'd been down at Options Cavern at a Stubby's and Singlet's party and got dropped off by a mate up the road and started to walk down the survey, get some noodles and went to jump over a sign on the way and flipped over and busted my plugger.
[04:20:12]  Oh, there's the kangaroos.
[04:20:19]  Are you kidding me?
[04:20:20]  This is in Australia, dude.
[04:20:25]  This is in Australia.
[04:20:27]  Ya can't?
[04:20:28]  A nice mullet.
[04:20:39]  Is that a BB?
[04:20:54]  Hey, there, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
[04:20:57]  Drink beer.
[04:20:58]  Drink beer.
[04:20:59]  That's right.
[04:21:00]  Yeah, cheers to that.
[04:21:02]  Oh, koala.
[04:21:06]  This will kiss off capitalists.
[04:21:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:21:13]  Oh, oh, oh.
[04:21:15]  Meanwhile, in Australia, it's an emo.
[04:21:20]  It's an e-movie, the evil wars.
[04:21:29]  Nothing like Australia.
[04:21:35]  Watch the shark!
[04:21:37]  Watch the shark!
[04:21:40]  Oh my god.
[04:21:45]  We're playing fucking cricket in the middle of the street.
[04:21:47]  All right, all right, that's enough.
[04:21:49]  All right, happy Straya Day.
[04:21:51]  I hear you for Christ's sake.
[04:21:53]  And hey, can you all stop donating the 12 buckers?
[04:21:57]  I was almost done.
[04:21:59]  And then you sons of bitches got to fucking request more and more.
[04:22:02]  Stop.
[04:22:06]  Who the hell requested the next one?
[04:22:08]  A Tam?
[04:22:08]  A Tam requested this.

=== Pootie Pie Autism Card Prank (03:50) ===

[04:22:10]  A Tam.
[04:22:10]  What is this?
[04:22:12]  Hold on.
[04:22:13]  What the hell is this?
[04:22:14]  A Tam?
[04:22:14]  Wait, hold on.
[04:22:15]  What the fuck is this?
[04:22:16]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:22:17]  is this window soviet Fucking Ruskies.
[04:22:36]  Fucking Ruskies.
[04:22:39]  No!
[04:22:44]  WE'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS GARBAGE! PLEASE NOT!
[04:22:51]  YOU FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE.
[04:22:53]  I'm telling you, you roosties.
[04:22:56]  You got it.
[04:22:57]  You don't have the right to shoot.
[04:22:58]  Go.
[04:23:06]  You know what?
[04:23:07]  Depeche Mode!
[04:23:09]  Do you know what your car is putting there?
[04:23:11]  I don't speak a word to anyone!
[04:23:21]  It's Russia!
[04:23:23]  That's Russia for you, ass.
[04:23:25]  All right, all right.
[04:23:26]  Shut it off for Christ's sake.
[04:23:28]  Shut it up.
[04:23:28]  You're damn right.
[04:23:29]  That's Russia for you.
[04:23:31]  All right, you ain't going to be able to do nothing.
[04:23:34]  You ain't going to be able to do nothing.
[04:23:39]  Hey, I heard we were doing media shit all day today.
[04:23:42]  Fuck you, Weena.
[04:23:43]  I'm not gonna play your $11.99, you piece of shit.
[04:23:51]  I'm not playing $11.99.
[04:23:53]  All right, you know it's 12 fucking bucks, Weena, especially a fucking little fruit bowl like you, all right, who's been sitting there fanning his balls to fucking video games for the past 10 years.
[04:24:04]  You should know, Weena, that this is not fucking funny.
[04:24:09]  All right, I'm not playing yours.
[04:24:10]  And remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
[04:24:14]  All right, so you can sit there and suck it.
[04:24:18]  Who the hell else do we have to go here?
[04:24:20]  Because I'm tired of this shit.
[04:24:21]  I'm so tired.
[04:24:22]  I'm so tired.
[04:24:23]  Big Steppy for real talent.
[04:24:26]  Who the fuck is Big Steppy for real talent?
[04:24:28]  They requested this.
[04:24:30]  Big Steppy for real talent.
[04:24:31]  What is this?
[04:24:32]  Hold on.
[04:24:32]  What is this garbage?
[04:24:34]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:24:36]  More goddamn anime.
[04:24:39]  More anime.
[04:24:41]  Sick fucking people.
[04:24:43]  Put it on.
[04:24:49]  Jesus Christ.
[04:24:50]  We can't even hear this.
[04:24:51]  Big Steppy.
[04:24:52]  Big Steppy.
[04:24:54]  Never thought I'd think Steppy is a woman.
[04:24:58]  Jesus Christ.
[04:25:04]  Alright, that's it.
[04:25:06]  That's about enough.
[04:25:07]  Let's take it.
[04:25:08]  Subscribe to Pootie Pie.
[04:25:10]  Fuck Pootie Pie.
[04:25:12]  All right.
[04:25:13]  Do not advertise that Swedish tard on my broadcast, man.
[04:25:18]  Fucking Pootie Pie.
[04:25:20]  Hey, how are you doing?
[04:25:21]  I'm Pootie Pie.
[04:25:22]  And all I got to do is, ah, I'm a Pootie Pie.
[04:25:24]  Oh, I can act like a fucking autistic card and oh, I'm Pootie Pie.
[04:25:30]  Fucking stupid Pootie.
[04:25:31]  But Pootie Pie makes me want to throw up.
[04:25:33]  You know that?
[04:25:34]  He makes me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma with some Swedish meatballs.
[04:25:44]  All right.
[04:25:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:25:47]  I fucking hate Pootie Pie.
[04:25:49]  What a fucking loser.
[04:25:50]  I'm not even joking.
[04:25:51]  How you doing?
[04:25:52]  I'm Pootie Pie.
[04:25:53]  I am here.
[04:25:55]  I'm going to act like a stupid idiot.
[04:25:58]  Look at me.
[04:25:58]  I am Pootie Pie.

=== Roseanne Barr Fat Socialist Rant (05:15) ===

[04:26:00]  Stupid idiot.
[04:26:01]  All right.
[04:26:02]  Who is this?
[04:26:03]  Colin Kaepernick.
[04:26:06]  Colin Kaepernick.
[04:26:07]  What the hell is this?
[04:26:08]  Oh, I remember this.
[04:26:11]  I remember this, you piece of crap.
[04:26:14]  All right.
[04:26:14]  And now all of a sudden, Roseanne Barr thinks that she's some political person.
[04:26:19]  Right now?
[04:26:21]  I'll say can you say?
[04:26:24]  What a disrespect to this country.
[04:26:28]  WHY IS ANYBODY TAKING THIS FAT HEFER SERIOUS?
[04:26:39]  I-I-I-I'm not- I'm not letting this fat, disgusting socialist continue.
[04:26:59]  Because look, I'm going to tell you something.
[04:27:01]  I had a little bit of a Twitter exchange back in 2010, 2011 with Roseanne Barr.
[04:27:09]  And back then, Roseanne Barr claimed to be a socialist.
[04:27:13]  She claimed to be a socialist.
[04:27:16]  And I said, hey, Roseanne Barr, since you're a socialist, I mean, let's go ahead and let everybody who happens to be homeless or happens to be poor, why don't they just go ahead and move into one of the five homes that you own, Roseanne Barr.
[04:27:31]  And she said, no, that's not socialism.
[04:27:33]  Penny, for your thoughts.
[04:27:35]  Man, I'm almost done, man.
[04:27:38]  Stop.
[04:27:39]  Stop adding 12 buckers for Christ's sake, man.
[04:27:42]  Stop.
[04:27:43]  Stop the shit now.
[04:27:46]  Stop it now, man.
[04:27:49]  Jesus Christ.
[04:27:54]  She said she was a socialist, dude.
[04:27:57]  I mean, you know, go look back in the archive or look back in history or whatever the whatever the fuck.
[04:28:02]  All right.
[04:28:03]  Whatever the hell.
[04:28:04]  All right.
[04:28:04]  And this one's by Weena one actual.
[04:28:07]  And the only reason I'm playing it is because the person after you, they donated 1201.
[04:28:14]  So you're lucky, Weena, you piece of fruity ass fucking taking it up the ass, having garbage.
[04:28:20]  All right, you're lucky.
[04:28:22]  All right.
[04:28:23]  You're probably putting a couple of large pieces of furniture up your ass right now, Weena, because you're such a goddamn baguette.
[04:28:30]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:28:35]  All right.
[04:28:37]  What else we got here?
[04:28:38]  All right, that's right.
[04:28:39]  Weena won out.
[04:28:40]  Weena!
[04:28:41]  Fucking fruity ass!
[04:28:44]  Who's taking it up the ass?
[04:28:47]  What is this, Weena?
[04:28:48]  What is this?
[04:28:49]  Oh, here we go again.
[04:28:52]  This is a fucking splice.
[04:28:54]  I know it is.
[04:28:55]  Weena, you fucking fruit bowl.
[04:28:58]  All right.
[04:28:58]  And of course, look at look at look at look at it.
[04:29:00]  Look at the tarred drawing for Weena.
[04:29:02]  Huh?
[04:29:03]  Some retarded teenage mutant ninja turtle, for Christ's sake.
[04:29:06]  Huh?
[04:29:07]  That's great, Weena.
[04:29:08]  You know, some retarded teenage mutant ninja turtle.
[04:29:12]  Jesus Christ, you know, you deserve to get rolled.
[04:29:16]  I'm not joking.
[04:29:17]  You deserve to get.
[04:29:18]  What is this?
[04:29:18]  Weena want actual radio graffiti.
[04:29:21]  I mean, hell.
[04:29:22]  I mean, in my personal opinion, dark meme magician girl.
[04:29:25]  This is a good piece of ass.
[04:29:28]  Dark mean magician.
[04:29:30]  Get this fucking shit out of here.
[04:29:32]  Get out of here, man.
[04:29:34]  I knew fucking Weena was going to pull off some bullshit like this.
[04:29:37]  Huh?
[04:29:38]  Oh, yeah.
[04:29:39]  You think that I think that dark meme magician girl is a good piece of it?
[04:29:44]  This is Bronze a slut bag.
[04:29:46]  All right.
[04:29:47]  She deserves to be put physically in the goddamn kitchen where she belongs so she can get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances and some herbs and spices.
[04:29:57]  All right?
[04:29:59]  Instead of sitting over here fucking trying to crawl up my hole.
[04:30:03]  All right.
[04:30:05]  Son of a bitch.
[04:30:06]  And wait a minute.
[04:30:07]  Hold on.
[04:30:08]  Who's the next one?
[04:30:09]  11 herbs and spices.
[04:30:12]  11 herbs and spices requested this next goddamn video.
[04:30:17]  What is it?
[04:30:18]  What?
[04:30:18]  What is this shit?
[04:30:21]  Hold on.
[04:30:21]  What is this?
[04:30:22]  Tokyo breakfast.
[04:30:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:30:27]  Time to watch a better show.
[04:30:28]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[04:30:30]  What is this?
[04:30:31]  What is this?
[04:30:32]  Tokyo breakfast.
[04:30:33]  Good morning, nigga.
[04:30:35]  Good morning to you, nigga.
[04:30:40]  Oh, my God.
[04:30:45]  Your stock went down, nigga.
[04:30:48]  Motherfucking Fujitsu Hernandez.
[04:30:54]  Damn.
[04:30:55]  This stock market is my unpredictable nigga.
[04:30:58]  All right, you know, that's enough.
[04:31:00]  That's enough.
[04:31:01]  This is racism, for Christ's sake.
[04:31:04]  I mean, racist Asians, racist Asians.
[04:31:09]  Is that what we got?
[04:31:10]  Racist goddamn Asians, for Christ's sake, alright?
[04:31:13]  Jesus Christ.
[04:31:15]  You know what?

=== Metalcore Racism And Fury (08:29) ===

[04:31:16]  I'm doing me.
[04:31:17]  All right.
[04:31:17]  You know what?
[04:31:18]  I'm doing me right now.
[04:31:19]  That's what I'm doing.
[04:31:21]  I'm doing me.
[04:31:22]  And you know what?
[04:31:23]  I'm going to get some more beer, man.
[04:31:27]  More goddamn beer.
[04:31:28]  Give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake.
[04:31:31]  I'm going to sit over here and continue to sit over here and be besmirched by you, sons of bitches.
[04:31:37]  All right.
[04:31:38]  I need some more goddamn beer.
[04:31:42]  Look at all this beer I'm drinking, man.
[04:31:44]  Look at all this beer.
[04:31:45]  All right.
[04:31:46]  Filling myself up with piss and fury out here, for Christ's sake.
[04:31:50]  You want to know why?
[04:31:50]  Because I'm a man.
[04:31:52]  I'm a man with the balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap your mother upside her chin and put her into a new dimension, boy.
[04:32:00]  All right?
[04:32:01]  You're goddamn right.
[04:32:05]  Woo!
[04:32:07]  You're goddamn right, boy.
[04:32:09]  I'm a bad man.
[04:32:10]  I'm a bad man.
[04:32:11]  That's why I keep telling you, you better not have a female within the vicinity of you listening to this broadcast because I guarantee you that woman's going to excuse herself out of the room, go to the bathroom, stick foreign objects up her twat, listening to my voice and being in pure orgasmic pleasure.
[04:32:31]  These women that are listening to my voice are in pure orgasmic pleasure at the complete fucking manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
[04:32:45]  All right, I'm a bad motherfucker.
[04:32:47]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[04:32:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:32:51]  Jesus Christ.
[04:32:52]  I'm a bad motherfucker.
[04:32:54]  All right.
[04:32:56]  All right.
[04:32:57]  I'm going to go ahead and take a swig of this, baby.
[04:33:02]  Cheers, baby.
[04:33:03]  cheers.
[04:33:11]  Chug a lug, chug a lug, baby.
[04:33:16]  I'm a bad motherfucker, man.
[04:33:18]  I'm not even joking.
[04:33:19]  I wouldn't be surprised if you've got thin walls and your mother's in the next room, your sister's in the next room.
[04:33:27]  I guarantee you, they're putting large foreign objects up their private parts listening to this man right here.
[04:33:34]  Listening to a bad man with bass in his voice and the balls a size of grapefruits.
[04:33:40]  You know, because let me tell you, they're tired.
[04:33:43]  I'm talking about women.
[04:33:44]  They're tired of listening to you, soy boys.
[04:33:47]  We're about to go into radio graffiti here in a little bit.
[04:33:49]  I don't want you to listen to these soy boys.
[04:33:51]  Hi, how you doing, ghost?
[04:33:53]  How you doing?
[04:33:54]  I'm over here and I want to see your toolbox.
[04:33:57]  I want to see your toolbox, ghost, you know?
[04:34:02]  I'm telling you right now, I'm a bad man, baby.
[04:34:04]  I'm a bad man.
[04:34:06]  I'm telling you, women, whenever I walk outside my door and I start just strutting and walking like the hard ass that I am, I got these fucking bitches pulling the fucking balls out of my pants, baby.
[04:34:19]  All right?
[04:34:20]  Pulling the fucking balls out of my pants.
[04:34:26]  Woo!
[04:34:29]  You could only wish that you were as manly as this man right here.
[04:34:33]  I guarantee you, all right?
[04:34:35]  You could only wish that you were as manly as this man right here with a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage hanging down.
[04:34:43]  You just wish, baby.
[04:34:48]  I'm not joking.
[04:34:49]  If you have a woman in the vicinity, I guarantee you she's putting a couple of fingers in the private part, whacking her clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack because I'm a bad man, baby.
[04:35:06]  Woo!
[04:35:11]  Why do you have crushes on waifus?
[04:35:13]  I don't have crushes.
[04:35:14]  Shut up, dark.
[04:35:15]  Hey, dark meme magician, dirty dishrag whore.
[04:35:19]  That ain't even funny.
[04:35:21]  You see, that's why there's not too many women comedians, unless you're a fatty like that McCarthy cunt that's like making herself to be the Laurel and Hardy.
[04:35:33]  What?
[04:35:33]  You're such a bad man.
[04:35:34]  You made a girl cry on a dating hotline.
[04:35:37]  Shut up.
[04:35:38]  Shut up, man.
[04:35:39]  All right.
[04:35:40]  I don't want to talk about this past Saturday Night Troll Show.
[04:35:43]  All right.
[04:35:43]  Shut up.
[04:35:44]  I didn't do nothing.
[04:35:46]  All right.
[04:35:47]  I didn't do nothing, dude.
[04:35:49]  I didn't do fucking nothing.
[04:35:52]  I was trying to tell that widow that she needs to keep her head up and be strong, dude.
[04:35:57]  Be fucking strong.
[04:36:00]  And she tried to connect to me live one-on-one.
[04:36:02]  And what was I going to do?
[04:36:04]  Was I going to connect to her live, one-on-one, and exploit her for you fucking trolls?
[04:36:09]  Absolutely not.
[04:36:10]  I was not going to do that.
[04:36:11]  All right.
[04:36:12]  So just sit there and shut up.
[04:36:14]  All right.
[04:36:15]  I didn't do nothing.
[04:36:16]  All right.
[04:36:18]  I didn't do nothing.
[04:36:19]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:36:24]  I buy that brunt dollar.
[04:36:26]  Overcompensating a bit.
[04:36:28]  Stop loving yourself.
[04:36:30]  Are you fucking joking?
[04:36:31]  And there's a fucking can of fucking care.
[04:36:33]  I got cans all over the fucking place.
[04:36:37]  Let me tell you something, man.
[04:36:38]  I'm a bad man.
[04:36:40]  And everybody out there knows it for Christ's sake.
[04:36:42]  All right.
[04:36:43]  All right.
[04:36:44]  Let me tell you something.
[04:36:45]  All these people in the internet, they know who the fuck I am.
[04:36:48]  You know what?
[04:36:49]  Remember when the first time we crashed Ice Poseidon stream?
[04:36:52]  Ice Poseidon knew who the fuck I am.
[04:36:54]  All right.
[04:36:55]  EBZ, he knows who the fuck I am.
[04:36:57]  Oh, everybody.
[04:36:58]  Fucking everybody knows who the fuck I am.
[04:37:00]  All right?
[04:37:01]  You asked for it.
[04:37:02]  We provided it.
[04:37:03]  Drain the main vein merch.
[04:37:05]  Available.
[04:37:05]  Nah, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
[04:37:08]  I'm not sure.
[04:37:09]  Hard Hammond.
[04:37:10]  I'm not showing that shit.
[04:37:12]  Go shoving up your goddamn disgusting fucking Arab ass.
[04:37:16]  Your fat Arab ass.
[04:37:17]  Nobody fucking asked you for that shit.
[04:37:19]  You are the fucking busting of the outer ring ass circle.
[04:37:23]  All right.
[04:37:23]  Shut up.
[04:37:26]  All right.
[04:37:26]  This is the last one I'm doing.
[04:37:27]  What is this?
[04:37:28]  Entertainment for winners.
[04:37:29]  What the fuck is this?
[04:37:30]  What is this?
[04:37:32]  Entertainment for winners.
[04:37:33]  He gaslit me for months, insisting that he had the bare minimum of interactions with her.
[04:37:39]  Oh, Christ.
[04:37:39]  And he didn't even like it.
[04:37:40]  This is Mr. Metalcore.
[04:37:42]  They were having sex.
[04:37:43]  This is Mr. Metalcore.
[04:37:45]  Just to reiterate.
[04:37:46]  Just to reiterate, in case you're wondering.
[04:37:48]  Texas University is the activity you want.
[04:37:50]  And the only good thing to happen there was the clock tower.
[04:37:55]  We get it.
[04:37:56]  We get it.
[04:37:57]  All right.
[04:37:57]  All right.
[04:37:58]  Let's turn it off.
[04:38:00]  We get it.
[04:38:01]  Mr. Meadowcore trying to start fucking internet drama like he usually does for Christ's sake.
[04:38:07]  Oh, look, I'm going to go look at everybody else's tweets and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to criticize them.
[04:38:13]  But you know what?
[04:38:14]  I'm going to be too pussy.
[04:38:16]  I'm going to be too much of a pussy to run for anything like Sargon of Akkad or Tommy Robinson because it's a lot easier for me to just sit back, shit talk all this garbage on the internet and think that I've got a big schlong.
[04:38:30]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[04:38:32]  All right, I've had enough.
[04:38:33]  Get Mr. Metal Core off my goddamn fucking screen.
[04:38:36]  All right.
[04:38:37]  Seriously, get Mr. Metal Core off my fucking screen for Christ's sake.
[04:38:41]  All right.
[04:38:42]  I want to fucking see this dude.
[04:38:43]  All right.
[04:38:45]  Jesus Christ.
[04:38:48]  Mr. Metal Core.
[04:38:49]  Okay, dude.
[04:38:49]  This is what I'm doing.
[04:38:50]  I'm going to go ahead and I'm just going to fucking use other people to make fun of and shit talk.
[04:38:55]  And yeah, that's like my shtick.
[04:38:59]  Fucking Mr. Metalcore.
[04:39:00]  You know, that's what I'm going to do, dude.
[04:39:02]  I'm just going to go over here and fucking fuck with like all these people and not like, you know, do anything or have any solutions or nothing.
[04:39:09]  Get the fuck out of here.
[04:39:11]  All right.
[04:39:12]  I'm not even.
[04:39:12]  Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
[04:39:14]  I'm sick and tired.
[04:39:15]  I mean, look, I don't want to shit talk Metacore because like, hey, okay, whatever.
[04:39:20]  That's your fucking shtick.
[04:39:21]  All right.
[04:39:22]  But man, tell your fucking like stupid piece of shit listeners to not come over here, Mr. Metalcore.
[04:39:28]  All right.
[04:39:29]  I don't want your little fucking fruit bowl, little faggy fucking fans out here.
[04:39:34]  I'm not even joking.
[04:39:34]  And you know what?
[04:39:35]  You can take that to the bank.
[04:39:37]  I don't want his faggy fans over here on my broadcast.
[04:39:42]  Go there and go listen to that fucking fruit.

=== Burger Planet Uneducated Asshole (09:14) ===

[04:39:45]  All right?
[04:39:45]  I don't give a shit.
[04:39:46]  All right?
[04:39:48]  Sick and tired of this shit.
[04:39:49]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:39:56]  You're goddamn right I said it.
[04:39:59]  All right.
[04:39:59]  I don't want your fucking faggy fans over here.
[04:40:02]  All right.
[04:40:02]  That is what it is.
[04:40:06]  Hey, what?
[04:40:06]  Oh, what?
[04:40:07]  Wait, we got more 12 buckers?
[04:40:10]  Oh, I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:40:13]  Dude, can you all just leave me alone, dude?
[04:40:16]  All right.
[04:40:17]  Just fucking leave me alone.
[04:40:19]  All right?
[04:40:21]  Just goddamn leave me alone, man.
[04:40:25]  Hey, wait a minute.
[04:40:26]  Someone's coming to rape you.
[04:40:27]  All right.
[04:40:29]  Sargon just got arrested.
[04:40:30]  He got arrested?
[04:40:31]  Why did he get arrested?
[04:40:35]  Why did Sargon get arrested?
[04:40:37]  All right.
[04:40:39]  Boomer Sooner Texas University is the ass end of the U.S. colleges, and Charles Whitman should have shot more people from that cocktail.
[04:40:46]  Boomer Sooner.
[04:40:47]  Whitman original Red River shooting.
[04:40:49]  You don't understand.
[04:40:50]  You're talking about the San Marcus University when you say Texas University, you fucking dumbass.
[04:40:57]  This is University of Texas.
[04:41:00]  So, you know, get your goddamn shit right, you uneducated fucking asshole, all right?
[04:41:07]  All right, you uneducated asshole.
[04:41:09]  All right, what is this?
[04:41:12]  Hold on, I'm not, I'm not fucking playing that.
[04:41:15]  Hold on, what is this?
[04:41:16]  What is this?
[04:41:20]  Ice but more Ice Poseidon, dude.
[04:41:22]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[04:41:25]  Sleeping's for the week, you know?
[04:41:28]  Sleeping?
[04:41:29]  I don't think it's for the week, though.
[04:41:31]  If you don't sleep, you become weak.
[04:41:34]  Man, Ice Poseidon, dude, Bill Spotify, you're half the man you used to be.
[04:41:44]  Half the man you used to be.
[04:41:48]  Half the man you used to be.
[04:41:54]  And man, you know, Ice Poseidon looks pretty skinny, dude.
[04:41:57]  Look at him.
[04:41:58]  He looks pretty skinny.
[04:41:59]  He looks like he just escaped Auschwitz.
[04:42:02]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[04:42:05]  I'm sorry.
[04:42:06]  I'm sorry.
[04:42:08]  And like I said, Ice Poseidon has not gotten a pass from me to come to Texas.
[04:42:14]  All right.
[04:42:15]  He has not had a pass for me coming to Texas.
[04:42:19]  All right.
[04:42:20]  And shut up.
[04:42:20]  Don't talk garbage in the chat room about me.
[04:42:24]  All right, you sack of crap.
[04:42:27]  All right, I'm tired of you people.
[04:42:29]  You requested this.
[04:42:30]  Somebody fucking donated 12 bucks so I can watch this.
[04:42:33]  You might drink.
[04:42:38]  I mean, what is he doing?
[04:42:38]  Is he doing Burger Planet now?
[04:42:40]  This is what Burger Planet does.
[04:42:41]  Hey, I'm going to have you watch the road while my fat fucking bloated ass sits here.
[04:42:47]  I mean, this is Burger Planet shit.
[04:42:49]  The angle's kind of disgusting.
[04:42:52]  All right.
[04:42:53]  That's enough.
[04:42:54]  All right.
[04:42:54]  You know, take this shit off.
[04:42:57]  Take this shit off.
[04:42:58]  I'm not watching Ice Poseidon, dude.
[04:43:00]  That's enough.
[04:43:02]  All right.
[04:43:02]  Ice Poseidon ain't got nothing on Ghost.
[04:43:05]  Do you understand that?
[04:43:07]  Ice Poseidon ain't got nothing on Ghost.
[04:43:10]  All right.
[04:43:10]  CX is dead.
[04:43:12]  It's over, baby.
[04:43:14]  Do you understand that?
[04:43:15]  And let me tell you, it's you people.
[04:43:18]  It's you people that are out here that destroyed it.
[04:43:21]  It's you people.
[04:43:24]  Take a whiff of that.
[04:43:25]  All right.
[04:43:28]  And who the hell is this?
[04:43:29]  Hold on.
[04:43:30]  Who requested this?
[04:43:33]  Who requested this?
[04:43:35]  Hold on just a second.
[04:43:36]  Homeland Security Ard Hammond.
[04:43:40]  Homeland Security Ard Hammond requested this.
[04:43:43]  What is it?
[04:43:44]  Put the PC shot on.
[04:43:45]  What is this?
[04:43:46]  Fucking garbage, man.
[04:43:48]  More Ard Hammond, all right?
[04:43:49]  More Ard Hammond, huh?
[04:43:51]  ABC.
[04:43:56]  God blocks them coach to coach.
[04:44:03]  I mean, this is not funny.
[04:44:06]  This is not fucking funny, man.
[04:44:13]  Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
[04:44:16]  You son of a bitch.
[04:44:19]  All right, you know what?
[04:44:19]  I'm not playing anymore.
[04:44:21]  This is fucking horrible, for Christ's sake.
[04:44:23]  How dare you make a fucking joke about 9-11?
[04:44:27]  You fucking macabre troll bastards.
[04:44:31]  You fucking macabre troll bastards, man.
[04:44:35]  How fucking dare you do this?
[04:44:38]  How goddamn dare you do this, man?
[04:44:41]  Jesus Christ.
[04:44:42]  All right, you know what?
[04:44:43]  I'm fucking, I'm done, man.
[04:44:45]  I'm fucking done.
[04:44:46]  Give me my drink.
[04:44:47]  All right.
[04:44:48]  Give me my fucking drink.
[04:44:50]  All right.
[04:44:53]  I got to take another break.
[04:44:55]  I'm sorry.
[04:44:55]  I got to take another break, dude.
[04:44:57]  I got to take another fucking break.
[04:44:59]  All right.
[04:44:59]  I'm not even joking.
[04:45:00]  All right.
[04:45:01]  What?
[04:45:01]  This one's for the boys in camp group Retarda Viet Cong landmine, but ghost in a wheelchair.
[04:45:07]  Shut up, man.
[04:45:08]  Shut the fuck up.
[04:45:09]  All right.
[04:45:12]  Look, I got to take a break.
[04:45:14]  All right.
[04:45:15]  What?
[04:45:16]  What?
[04:45:17]  That was the bomb.
[04:45:20]  You fucking dark mean magician slut.
[04:45:22]  I swear to God, if you would have said that to me right in front of my face, I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner.
[04:45:29]  You skipped the merch image, scamming.
[04:45:31]  Yeah, you know what?
[04:45:32]  Fuck you, Ard Hammond.
[04:45:33]  All right.
[04:45:34]  Fuck you and your inner circle and this little side business that you and your stupid little faggy friends over there are trying to wax your carrot off.
[04:45:42]  I mean, $100 a month to join Jackler's little fucking jack himself off circle.
[04:45:48]  Oh, yeah, that's, yeah, that's great.
[04:45:51]  Fuck you and fuck Jackler and fuck the outer circle.
[04:45:54]  Here, as a matter of fact, the outer circle can take a whiff of this.
[04:45:58]  All right?
[04:45:58]  fucking outer circle could take a whiff of this.
[04:46:06]  All right.
[04:46:08]  All right, the outer circle can take a whiff of that.
[04:46:10]  As a matter of fact, I'm not, that's it.
[04:46:12]  I'm done.
[04:46:13]  I'm done with the goddamn fucking 12 buckers.
[04:46:16]  All right.
[04:46:17]  I'm done with the damn 12 buckers.
[04:46:20]  And you know what I'm going to do?
[04:46:22]  I'm going to go and I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[04:46:27]  Okay.
[04:46:28]  I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage and I'm getting, you know, I don't even know if you people deserve radio graffiti.
[04:46:37]  I don't even know if you people deserve radio graffiti.
[04:46:41]  All right, but I'm telling you right now, I'm fucking, you know, I'm.
[04:46:46]  Hey, engineer, can you put the fucking goddamn fucking music back on?
[04:46:51]  All right, because I got to go drain the main vein.
[04:46:54]  And I know that everybody in the outer circle is tickling their asshole, wishing that they could see this 15 and a half inch.
[04:47:01]  But the outer circle sucks.
[04:47:07]  Apparently in the UK, you can arrest someone while they investigate racism.
[04:47:13]  UK police investigating you kip Carl Benjamin, Sargon of a con, over a Jess Phillip joke.
[04:47:22]  Oh, so does that mean that, you know, we can call the authorities, the UK authorities on these sons of bitches in the outer circle?
[04:47:29]  And I mean, they've been racist to me all day, all night, all the time.
[04:47:34]  Is that it?
[04:47:35]  I mean, oh, oh!
[04:47:42]  Yeah, hell scambler.
[04:47:43]  Go shove it up your ass.
[04:47:45]  Is that what that means?
[04:47:46]  Is that what that means?
[04:47:48]  Oh, oh.
[04:47:53]  All right, look, I'm gonna be right back, you sons of bitches, all right?
[04:47:56]  I gotta drain the main vein, all right?
[04:47:59]  And I'm not gonna plug anybody else's merch.
[04:48:02]  Hey, hey, hey, Jackler, all right?
[04:48:04]  I know that you're like, hey, I'm gonna make some money, and I need a Patreon, and hey, come over here.
[04:48:09]  I'm a fucking fruit mole, and I need some shit.
[04:48:12]  I need some shekels.
[04:48:15]  Go shove it up your ass.
[04:48:16]  I'm not plugging that shit.
[04:48:18]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[04:48:19]  You and the fucking tards, especially Ard Hammond over here, who's a fat, jelly-ass jehootie.
[04:48:25]  All right, he's a fat, jelly-ass jehootie.
[04:48:27]  And I'm like supposed to be like, oh, go shove it up your ass.
[04:48:32]  I'll be right back.
[04:48:33]  I'm not going to sit over here and fucking have these people.
[04:48:36]  What?
[04:48:37]  I heard the outer circle is pretty cool.
[04:48:39]  Sit there and shut your ass, you stupid, dirty dishrag whore.
[04:48:43]  Of course, you would think that the outer circle is pretty cool.
[04:48:46]  You ain't got nobody.
[04:48:48]  You ain't got no man.
[04:48:49]  If you were, you'd be cooking for him right now in the kitchen.
[04:48:52]  If you did have a man, dark me magician girl, you'd be servicing him right now because it's 1:35 in the morning.

=== Engineer Goddamn Music Go Away (03:13) ===

[04:48:59]  All right?
[04:49:00]  So go shove it up your ass.
[04:49:02]  All right?
[04:49:04]  All right.
[04:49:06]  You're probably a fatty.
[04:49:08]  And then, like, you know, he's like, hey, look, I would like to fuck my girl, but she's got like these dark shit stains all over her ass crack.
[04:49:16]  That's why they call her dark meme magician girl.
[04:49:18]  She's got, she needs to bleach her ass.
[04:49:21]  She needs to bleach her asshole.
[04:49:24]  All right, look, I'll be right back.
[04:49:25]  I gotta go, I gotta go do some things.
[04:49:27]  And when I come back, we're gonna do some damn chat room shout outs.
[04:49:30]  We're gonna go to radio graffiti and all this other crap.
[04:49:33]  I'll be right back, all right?
[04:49:35]  I'll be right back.
[04:49:36]  Hey, engineer, do you got the goddamn music?
[04:49:40]  All right, go ahead and play it for these stupid goddamn trolls, which I'm sick of, for Christ's sake!
[04:50:42]  Takeover Engineer, racing car motorcycle.
[04:50:45]  Map of Japan, snow caps Mountain Mountain Volcano, Mount Succi, Camping Beach with Umbrella Desert, Desert Island, National Park Stadium, Classical Building Building, Construction Houses, City State, Derelict House House, House with Garden Office Building, Japanese Post Office, Post Office Hospital Bank Hotel, Love Hotel, Convenience Store, School Department, Store Factory.
[04:51:05]  Japanese Castle Castle Wedding, Tokyo Tower, Statue Of Liberty Church Mosque Synagogue, Shinto Shrine, Kaaba Fountain Tent.
[04:51:12]  Foggy Night with Stars Sunrise, Sunrise, Cityscape at Dusk, Sunset Bridge at Night, Milky Way, Carousel Horse, Ferris Wheel, Roller Coaster, Locomotive, Railway Car, High Speed Train, Bullet Train Train Metro, Light Rail Station Tram Monorail, Mountain Railway Tram, Car Bus.
[04:51:27]  Oncoming Bus, Trolley Bus Minibus Ambulance, Fire Engine, Police Car Oncoming Police Car.
[04:51:32]  Taxi, Oncoming Taxi.
[04:51:33]  Automobile, Oncoming Automobile.
[04:51:35]  Sport Utility Vehicle Delivery Truck, Articulated Rory Tractor, Bicycle Kit Scooter, Motor Scooter, Bus Stop Motorway, Railway Track, Fuel Pump, Police Car Light.
[04:51:44]  Horizontal Traffic Light, Vertical Traffic Light, Construction Anchor Sailboat, Canoe Speedboat Passenger Ship, Ferry Motor Boat Ship Airplane.
[04:51:52]  Small Airplane Airplane Departure Airplane, Arrival Seat Helicopter Suspension Railway, Mountain Cableway, Aerial Tramway Rocket, Satellite Shooting Star Rainbow Fireworks, Sparkler, Moon Viewing Ceremony, Checkered Flag Alien, Monster Man in Suit, Levitating Person, Fencing Horse, Racing Sphere.

=== Smoking Stuff To Hit The Brain (08:50) ===

[04:52:13]  Hey, everyone.
[04:52:13]  Just a reminder, the Weena Circle is free.
[04:52:16]  All you have to do is follow me on Twitter.
[04:52:18]  All right, let's go.
[04:53:09]  Go ahead and just fuck it in this garbage, all right, all right.
[04:53:14]  And and look uh, we got dark meme magician uh uh, taint on her ass over here.
[04:53:22]  All right what, what?
[04:53:22]  What is this draining the diabetic 15 and one half John Holmes sausage?
[04:53:26]  Yeah, real funny ghost.
[04:53:28]  Have you gotten your blood sugar tested recently?
[04:53:31]  I don't need to.
[04:53:31]  You don't have to be a fat bastard to get diabetes.
[04:53:34]  Diabetes is fun.
[04:53:36]  It's like dealing with us pricks three times a day.
[04:53:39]  I don't have diabetes.
[04:53:40]  All right, you know, everything's all good, so just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[04:53:45]  All right, hold on.
[04:53:46]  What is this?
[04:53:47]  And, of course, you know, dirty asshole.
[04:53:50]  Uh, dark meme magician girl would request this.
[04:53:53]  You know, look at this.
[04:53:54]  This is.
[04:53:54]  This is dirty ass crack.
[04:53:56]  Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[04:53:57]  She requested this.
[04:54:00]  Look at this.
[04:54:12]  Real funny.
[04:54:13]  Real funny, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
[04:54:15]  You stupid, dumb, fucking, taint, fucking, on the ass, having, fucking, slut bag.
[04:54:21]  All right, let me, you know what I'm gonna do?
[04:54:23]  I'm doing me now.
[04:54:25]  You know, I need to, I need to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[04:54:30]  All right, some devil's lettuce.
[04:54:32]  All right, some reefer, some goddamn uh marijuana, some poo smoke up in here.
[04:54:39]  Where's where's the here's my pipe?
[04:54:41]  Where's my pipe?
[04:54:42]  All right, got the pipe here.
[04:54:44]  Give me my fucking goddamn ass tray, all right?
[04:54:47]  Empty the goddamn ass tray on this son of a bitch.
[04:54:51]  All right, I'm breaking out the goddamn marijuana for Christ's sake.
[04:54:54]  All right, I'm tired.
[04:54:56]  I'm so tired of you people.
[04:54:57]  And by the way, I got this new strain called Jack Horner.
[04:55:02]  It's pretty good stuff here, man.
[04:55:04]  Let me go ahead and take a fucking, take a butt out of this son of a bitch.
[04:55:07]  And look, I want you all to hear me break the butt.
[04:55:10]  Listen, listen, listen, listen.
[04:55:13]  You hear that?
[04:55:14]  I'm breaking the butt up, baby.
[04:55:16]  All right, listen.
[04:55:18]  Oh, yeah.
[04:55:23]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[04:55:25]  I'm going to fucking smoke this stuff.
[04:55:27]  And you know what?
[04:55:28]  I'm just going to, I'm just going to just pretend that all the shit you people have done to me today was nothing.
[04:55:34]  That's what I'm going to pretend.
[04:55:37]  I'm going to pretend that.
[04:55:38]  All right.
[04:55:38]  That's what I'm going to do.
[04:55:40]  Can we put some more in that?
[04:55:41]  All right.
[04:55:42]  Here we go.
[04:55:43]  All right.
[04:55:44]  Let me go ahead and take a drink of this.
[04:55:46]  Oh, wait a minute.
[04:55:47]  I don't even have any drinks for Christ's sake, man.
[04:55:49]  More beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:55:53]  More beer.
[04:55:55]  Oh, yeah.
[04:55:59]  Woo!
[04:56:01]  Oh, yeah.
[04:56:03]  There it is.
[04:56:04]  All right.
[04:56:04]  Here it is.
[04:56:05]  Let me drink some more of this.
[04:56:07]  Oh, yeah.
[04:56:08]  We need some more beer, baby.
[04:56:10]  That's just the way it is.
[04:56:11]  Wait a minute.
[04:56:12]  It's already four hours and 55 minutes that I've been on here for Christ's sake.
[04:56:18]  Four hours and 55 minutes for Christ's sake.
[04:56:21]  I mean, good God.
[04:56:23]  All right.
[04:56:23]  Let me smoke some of this.
[04:56:25]  And then once I smoke some of this, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and, I guess, chat room shout outs, even though you sons of bitches don't deserve it.
[04:56:34]  You know, you guys are a bunch of pieces of shit, you know.
[04:57:08]  Oh, shit.
[04:57:11]  All right, let me take another shit.
[04:57:18]  Let me take more drinks, baby.
[04:57:19]  I'm telling you, I'm loving this.
[04:57:21]  I'm loving it.
[04:57:27]  Oh, yeah.
[04:57:30]  One more smoke.
[04:57:31]  Okay, one more smoke.
[04:57:33]  All right.
[04:57:34]  And everybody shut up in the chat room, dude.
[04:57:36]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:57:37]  If you all keep talking garbage to me in the chat room or text-to-speech, dude, I'm out of here.
[04:57:43]  I'm fucking out of here.
[04:57:45]  I'm out.
[04:57:48]  You understand that?
[04:57:53]  another smoke.
[04:58:26]  Shit.
[04:58:27]  Oh, man.
[04:58:28]  I need a fucking, I need a tissue, dude.
[04:58:33]  I got to get another tissue, dude.
[04:58:34]  You know, once I start smoking, man, the fucking mucus comes out of the orifices, man.
[04:58:40]  Shit, ugh.
[04:58:46]  Oh yeah.
[04:58:53]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[04:58:55]  So that's what I'm talking about.
[04:59:08]  Oh, shit.
[04:59:12]  All right.
[04:59:12]  All right.
[04:59:13]  Let me take one more swig, one more smoke.
[04:59:16]  And then we're going to go ahead and, I guess, do the rest of the fucking show.
[04:59:20]  I don't fucking know.
[04:59:25]  Ah, yeah.
[04:59:26]  Really good stuff.
[04:59:29]  All right.
[04:59:30]  One more smoke, and we're doing this.
[04:59:32]  All right.
[04:59:33]  We're doing it.
[04:59:34]  And everybody shut up.
[04:59:35]  What the hell are you talking about, June O's?
[04:59:39]  Fucking asshole.
[04:59:40]  I'm telling you fucking pieces of shit.
[04:59:54]  You gotta hold it in.
[04:59:55]  You gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
[04:59:56]  You gotta win it, the brain.
[05:00:04]  Shit.
[05:00:08]  All right.
[05:00:09]  All right.
[05:00:14]  Fuck.
[05:00:15]  Okay, I think I'm pretty high now, dude.
[05:00:19]  I gotta get a drink, dude.
[05:00:20]  I'm sorry.
[05:00:24]  Let me have one more tissue, dude.
[05:00:25]  Oh, shit.
[05:00:43]  All right, now that I've got, now that I've got that all out of the way, let's go ahead.
[05:00:54]  Hey, Engineer, do we have any damn chat room shout-outs to be had?
[05:01:02]  I agree.

=== Tall Order For Real Content (08:37) ===

[05:01:03]  I don't know if I should be doing any chat room shout-outs, especially after you sons of bitches have done this to what you've done to me.
[05:01:11]  What?
[05:01:13]  What?
[05:01:15]  Ghosts, get a weed grinder.
[05:01:17]  It'll make your hits so much smoother.
[05:01:19]  You get an added bonus of supply of Keith at the bottom of the grinder.
[05:01:26]  Are you trying to get me to download the gay hookup app grinder by saying that?
[05:01:35]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
[05:01:43]  All right.
[05:01:45]  All right.
[05:01:45]  It's Jake in the house.
[05:01:46]  Tall order.
[05:01:48]  Paul not walking.
[05:01:50]  Alte and I'll tell you and Ed Harmon.
[05:01:54]  Hey, Ed Harmon 5000.
[05:01:57]  You all make your fucking own stupid fucking offshoot bullshit because I really don't appreciate what you outer circle idiots are doing.
[05:02:05]  I'm not even joking.
[05:02:06]  You people are morons.
[05:02:08]  You're like, hey, look, we can make our own merch.
[05:02:11]  And like, hey, I'm the jackler.
[05:02:13]  And hey, jack me off.
[05:02:14]  Go fuck yourselves.
[05:02:16]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[05:02:18]  Underground revolution.
[05:02:19]  Oh, yeah, there's Oliver Carswell.
[05:02:22]  That piece of crap.
[05:02:23]  DJ Boy Poochie.
[05:02:26]  Gizmo 2046 T C X R.
[05:02:31]  We got Spermy.
[05:02:33]  Spermy.
[05:02:34]  Get Spermi's ass out of here.
[05:02:38]  We got Red Dead Hunter, Tim McCrab, Geralt, Odd Eyes Magician, Bond Dayton.
[05:02:46]  Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
[05:02:48]  Oh, yeah.
[05:02:49]  And there's Weeno One Actual.
[05:02:52]  Real funny.
[05:02:53]  Real Swift, you dumb stupid broad.
[05:02:56]  Aesthetic, Turncoat Tradition, 007 Spectre 007, Mr. Bot.
[05:03:05]  I'm not going to say those stupid names again.
[05:03:07]  Who else we got?
[05:03:08]  Anthony J, Quetzel Quaddle, Twitch Duvadude.
[05:03:12]  Yeah, that's great.
[05:03:14]  Outsanity Senpai, Templeton's 15 and a half inch anus, ex-Ghostyone, Oliver.
[05:03:22]  I've already said Oliver Coswell a billion times.
[05:03:25]  Shut up.
[05:03:28]  We got Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade, Khabib Nerogramoff, Wandering Shows.
[05:03:37]  I've already said these fucking names.
[05:03:41]  Is this all that's here?
[05:03:42]  They're going to say the same fucking names all the time.
[05:03:45]  I mean, then I'm just going to end it now because there's no reason.
[05:03:47]  Charles Sheed, Dark Blaine 257, Han Hanzo, Tall Order, Nihal Me.
[05:03:58]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[05:03:59]  I know it's something racist or something.
[05:04:02]  And there's Jackler.
[05:04:04]  Go fuck yourself, man.
[05:04:06]  Go fucking do your own stupid stream.
[05:04:08]  And people, whatever.
[05:04:11]  All right.
[05:04:12]  Do whatever.
[05:04:13]  You're fucking faggot.
[05:04:14]  I mean, bag.
[05:04:15]  I'm bag it.
[05:04:17]  The whore master, Gizzard mocked, the scat man, Sean Rusford, Space Ghost, Black Frost, Rick Erickson, Prince, Changuri07, Incognito, Mr. Person, Edgar Crimson, the rookie, Night Prowler.
[05:04:43]  I said baguette assholes.
[05:04:45]  All right, you know I said it.
[05:04:46]  I said baguette.
[05:04:48]  I said baguette.
[05:04:48]  See, I was like, you know, do one of those.
[05:04:52]  Don Spew.
[05:04:55]  I've already said all these for Christ's sake.
[05:04:57]  Mr. Falco Punch, Paywall Cigar.
[05:05:00]  You know what, Paywall Cigar?
[05:05:01]  I should kick your ass out of here.
[05:05:03]  I thought you were down with me, but you're sitting over here championing a bunch of garbage.
[05:05:06]  And then there's this Fruit Bowl Black Hat.
[05:05:09]  Holy Stars, Anal Criminal, really asshole.
[05:05:13]  Dorito Burrito, Red Pill Acolyte.
[05:05:15]  What's up, man?
[05:05:17]  Harkura Takahishi.
[05:05:20]  Who else we got?
[05:05:21]  We got, I've already said all these fucking names.
[05:05:23]  Rotten Spaghetti Connoisseur, Hydra, Bob Tom, Devil Duck Raptor, Lightning Note, Scoot TM.
[05:05:34]  Man, there's Mr. Maur Ep.
[05:05:36]  It's Jake.
[05:05:38]  Riley Welch the Swagger.
[05:05:42]  Who else we got here?
[05:05:43]  I've already said all the Juicy Giblet, Anarcho-Canadian, Baca Survivor.
[05:05:50]  I've already said all these names.
[05:05:52]  There's Dark Me Magician Girl.
[05:05:53]  Yeah, real funny.
[05:05:54]  Real fucking funny.
[05:05:56]  The political punch.
[05:05:58]  Bro Dog, Ballman Johnson.
[05:06:01]  Scuff Ted Bundy, asshole.
[05:06:03]  Are you talking that?
[05:06:04]  Are you saying that about me?
[05:06:07]  Scuff Ted Bundy?
[05:06:11]  All right.
[05:06:12]  It's Jake, Super Gamely Gameler, Club Snow, Apathetic Mary.
[05:06:21]  I've already said you, Weena One Actual, you piece of trash.
[05:06:25]  Oh, yeah, there's Liz Porter.
[05:06:28]  You belong in a kitchen too.
[05:06:30]  What's going on with you?
[05:06:30]  Base Hillary Voter.
[05:06:32]  He should be in jail.
[05:06:34]  Kazumanzu Tora, Aaron Tolman, Bobo, Rare Bastard.
[05:06:41]  Who else we got here?
[05:06:42]  Stone Mang Sam.
[05:06:45]  Olive Yakslov.
[05:06:47]  R.S. Matrix.
[05:06:50]  Redhead Hunter.
[05:06:52]  Nick Link.
[05:06:53]  What's up, Nick Link?
[05:06:54]  Warrisy Game Clips.
[05:06:58]  Generic poster of audio.
[05:07:01]  I mean, what else is?
[05:07:02]  I think that's about it.
[05:07:04]  Demonic mods.
[05:07:07]  Ghost was cucked by a child.
[05:07:08]  Go shoving up your ass.
[05:07:10]  Keem stairs.
[05:07:12]  Let me have some more fucking, let me have some more drink.
[05:07:19]  Ah.
[05:07:19]  Who else we got here?
[05:07:20]  We got Alexander, not so great.
[05:07:24]  Man, Alexander was great.
[05:07:27]  Zappy, Nucaro, Baird Grimm, 93 Cannes Abuser, the meme magician.
[05:07:36]  Oh, yeah, you're the meme magician?
[05:07:40]  Oh, there's Puka Dude.
[05:07:42]  Yeah, you fucking fruit bowl.
[05:07:44]  We got Steven Stinkyverse, Pete Graham, Sirati Uvaldi.
[05:07:53]  I don't know what.
[05:07:54]  Hold on.
[05:07:55]  Somebody just donated that Ghost is a YouTube shill.
[05:07:58]  Why am I a YouTube shill?
[05:08:02]  Why am I a YouTube shill?
[05:08:04]  Because I don't like Twitch.
[05:08:06]  I don't like Twitch.
[05:08:07]  I think Twitch is, you know, I mean, not letting in real life creators be creators like live streaming.
[05:08:15]  You know, live streaming is a whole other fucking issue.
[05:08:18]  It's a whole other dynamic than, oh, look, I'm going to pretend for like 10 seconds to get the shot, and then I'm going to edit it.
[05:08:28]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[05:08:29]  I like pre-produced shit like that with good graphics and it's well-produced.
[05:08:33]  But when you're live, baby, I mean, come on.
[05:08:37]  I mean, how the hell does Twitch believe that it's going to dictate live content?
[05:08:41]  How the fuck does that work?
[05:08:43]  You know, how the hell does that work?
[05:08:45]  Give me my drink.
[05:08:53]  Anyway, I'm not saying that $2. $2.01.
[05:08:57]  Real funny.
[05:08:58]  Faye.
[05:08:59]  I already know what you're trying to make me say.
[05:09:01]  Photo Fennec.
[05:09:04]  We've got Watch in the Dark.
[05:09:08]  I'm not going to say any of these sick names, dude.
[05:09:11]  All right.
[05:09:13]  I'm not saying any of these sick fucking names.
[05:09:17]  I think I'm pretty much done.
[05:09:19]  I think I'm all good.
[05:09:21]  I think I'm all good.
[05:09:22]  Oh, there's triplications.
[05:09:24]  He just probably just came in here after fingering his ass.
[05:09:28]  Generic poster of audio.
[05:09:30]  What the hell does that mean?
[05:09:31]  I already said that name.
[05:09:34]  We want real content back for two bucks.
[05:09:37]  Dude, you listen.
[05:09:39]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.

=== Sick Names And Family Talk (02:34) ===

[05:09:41]  I thought that at some point, these fucking trolls that they want me dead.
[05:09:47]  They want me sick.
[05:09:48]  They laugh at my misfortune.
[05:09:49]  They talk about my fucking family.
[05:09:51]  Talking about my wife.
[05:09:52]  I mean, I mean, that at some point these people would stop, you know, with the TTS thing, and I'd get to more of the show.
[05:10:00]  These fucking people have not fucking stopped.
[05:10:06]  Okay?
[05:10:08]  These people have not stopped.
[05:10:13]  And, you know, they're trying to like fuck with my Americana.
[05:10:17]  I think there's, I'm not even joking.
[05:10:19]  I think these people are fucking paid by the damn DNC.
[05:10:25]  And these people are sitting here just making a mockery of my show because they're being paid to do so.
[05:10:32]  I genuinely think this because I thought at some point these fucking trolls would stop doing this shit.
[05:10:42]  All right.
[05:10:42]  I thought that you would stop.
[05:10:44]  I thought, okay, you know, they'll chill out and everything will be okay.
[05:10:48]  And then I could get to the fucking, you know, what I used to do, man.
[05:10:51]  What people used to listen to me for, man.
[05:10:54]  The fucking financial insight.
[05:10:58]  The political and social commentary.
[05:11:01]  Wait a minute.
[05:11:02]  Eagle Cock.
[05:11:03]  Eagle Cock for two bucks.
[05:11:07]  Where the hell did Eagle Cock come from, for Christ's sake?
[05:11:10]  I hope you're doing all right, man.
[05:11:11]  Here, let me take another fucking smoke.
[05:11:13]  Just saw, I just saw an eagle with a cock on it.
[05:11:16]  Take a smoke.
[05:11:27]  I got it.
[05:11:28]  I got to let it hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
[05:11:30]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:11:35]  Wait a minute.
[05:11:35]  All you want is the sheckles.
[05:11:37]  Whatever happened to sparking synapses.
[05:11:40]  Dude, what did I?
[05:11:42]  I mean, people don't want their fucking synapses sparked, dude.
[05:11:47]  I mean, what do you want?
[05:11:50]  Look, go back for all those.
[05:11:52]  Go back to the archives.
[05:11:54]  Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is where all the true conservative, the true capitalist radio stuff is.
[05:12:02]  I mean, dude, nobody wants to listen to this shit.
[05:12:06]  Nobody wants to better themselves.
[05:12:08]  It's easy to be ignorant.
[05:12:10]  You know, ignorance is bliss.
[05:12:12]  You can do whatever the fuck you want.
[05:12:13]  Oh, it's not my fault.

=== TTS Interactivity Backfire Hard (15:53) ===

[05:12:15]  My mommy and daddy didn't do it.
[05:12:18]  It didn't get me prepared for it.
[05:12:20]  And oh, the society didn't get me prepared for it.
[05:12:24]  And the schools, that's what the fuck this whole goddamn society is.
[05:12:28]  You know, that's all it is.
[05:12:31]  So, you know, I mean, it is what it is, dude.
[05:12:34]  I mean, what you need to understand, if you know the knowledge and that you understand what's going on, you need to realize that you are up above it, not down in it.
[05:12:46]  To take words from Trent Reznor, you are up above it, never down in it.
[05:12:52]  You're enlightened.
[05:12:54]  You're bright.
[05:12:55]  You understand?
[05:12:57]  You're enlightened.
[05:12:58]  You're bright.
[05:12:59]  You understand things.
[05:13:02]  You understand things more than what these simpletons that are out here that are like, hey, this is what it's about, right?
[05:13:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:13:11]  So it is what it is.
[05:13:13]  It is what it is.
[05:13:14]  That's all I can tell you.
[05:13:16]  It's not the trolls ruining your show.
[05:13:18]  You make it so boring that people have to do TTS in order to actually stomach you.
[05:13:23]  Okay.
[05:13:23]  Your tar ransomware drive people to troll you in order to get you to shut the fuck up.
[05:13:29]  Type KEK to get to the show.
[05:13:32]  Oh, yeah.
[05:13:32]  I got to try K-E-K to get to the show.
[05:13:35]  You know, I, okay.
[05:13:37]  You see, this is what you fucking people interpret in your head, dude.
[05:13:40]  This, man, fuck you, dude.
[05:13:44]  I mean, you fucking people piss me off to the fucking, to the fucking hilt, dude.
[05:13:49]  The fucking goddamn hilt.
[05:13:51]  All right.
[05:13:53]  I mean, I have fucking over 11 years of content I've given you people to better yourselves, to do something, to understand that things are not gonna happen to you.
[05:14:06]  That you, you, you fucker, you've got to go out and make things happen.
[05:14:14]  But of course, you're just gonna sit there and fucking wax your carrot and be like, yeah, I don't know.
[05:14:18]  My mama, she gonna get me a game.
[05:14:20]  I don't care about my daddy.
[05:14:22]  Go fuck yourselves.
[05:14:23]  I mean, I mean, it is what it is.
[05:14:26]  You people can call me what you want.
[05:14:28]  You can think whatever it is about me that you want.
[05:14:31]  You can all go fuck yourselves, man.
[05:14:34]  I've been sitting over here trying to tell you what the fucking game was about.
[05:14:39]  I was giving you fucking insight to what the hell's going on out here.
[05:14:45]  But what the fuck did you do?
[05:14:47]  Oh, you know what, Ghost?
[05:14:48]  should die and your fucking wife's a whore and your fucking granny's a fucking all that shit So what the hell you want me to do?
[05:15:00]  What the fuck do you want me to do?
[05:15:01]  I fucking, what do you want me to do?
[05:15:04]  What do you want from me?
[05:15:06]  What the fuck do you want from me?
[05:15:08]  Huh?
[05:15:10]  What the fuck do you want?
[05:15:16]  Fucking pieces of shit.
[05:15:17]  Give me my fuck.
[05:15:18]  I need more fucking beer just to pallet this shit.
[05:15:21]  I just need some more beer to fucking pallet this shit.
[05:15:28]  Fucking pieces of what do you fucking want?
[05:15:32]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:15:35]  You have to make it happen.
[05:15:36]  Have call in segments on topics.
[05:15:39]  Turn of TTS sometime and have the calls be the interactivity.
[05:15:43]  You are making a shit ton from TTS.
[05:15:45]  Show some class and give us some real content to you, drunk shekel goblin.
[05:15:49]  Oh, oh, yeah, okay, thanks a lot.
[05:15:51]  I'm a shekel fucking goblin for Christ's sake, man.
[05:15:54]  I tell these fucking people.
[05:15:57]  All right.
[05:15:57]  And listen, I don't know what you people are talking about.
[05:16:00]  Oh, you know, don't listen to ghosts.
[05:16:02]  He's actually saying to stop donating because it's a Talmud expel for him to get.
[05:16:06]  I mean, fuck you, man.
[05:16:08]  I don't want you.
[05:16:09]  All you do is encourage us to troll your ass.
[05:16:12]  How is that helping us better ourselves?
[05:16:14]  Oh, here's fucking Jackler.
[05:16:18]  Oh, it's all, it's my fault now, dude.
[05:16:21]  It's my fault.
[05:16:22]  Oh, that's fucking great.
[05:16:24]  Oh, you know what?
[05:16:25]  That's rich.
[05:16:28]  You fucking people make me sick.
[05:16:30]  You know that?
[05:16:30]  I can't fucking believe it.
[05:16:32]  Oh, you encourage us to fucking make me troll you.
[05:16:46]  Fucking piece of shit.
[05:16:54]  Oh, yeah.
[05:16:56]  Yeah.
[05:16:56]  Oh, it's my fault.
[05:16:58]  Yeah, you know, it's fine.
[05:16:59]  It's fucking my fault, right?
[05:17:00]  You fucking pieces of garbage.
[05:17:03]  Oh, we learned it from you.
[05:17:06]  We learned it.
[05:17:10]  You know what I mean?
[05:17:11]  I mean, no wonder your parents don't even like you, man.
[05:17:14]  No wonder your parents are like, look, we're not going to leave this little fucker anything.
[05:17:18]  He's been a thorn in our sides.
[05:17:21]  All right.
[05:17:21]  We're just going to go ahead and, you know, sell our life insurance.
[05:17:26]  We're going to reverse mortgage our homes.
[05:17:28]  We're not, you know, yeah, we learned it from watching you.
[05:17:31]  Yeah, real funny.
[05:17:32]  Turn off TTS.
[05:17:34]  Stop being so submissive and pretending that donations add to the interactivity.
[05:17:39]  We've got chatroom shout outs and radio graffiti for that.
[05:17:43]  You've been called out on this before and your excuse is as weak as your legs.
[05:17:48]  Fuck you about my fucking legs, man.
[05:17:51]  Honestly, I do miss the old format from 2012.
[05:17:55]  The TTS is honestly ruining the show.
[05:17:58]  I genuinely liked hearing the news and stocks.
[05:18:01]  All these people donating are shooting you pearls and you are ignoring them.
[05:18:05]  Hashtag.
[05:18:06]  What the fuck am I supposed to do?
[05:18:09]  I mean, you know, the inner circle has advised me, like, hey, ghost, you should just fucking like up the price to like TTS for like 15 bucks, 20 bucks.
[05:18:22]  I mean, you have to understand.
[05:18:23]  I mean, it's the interactivity, all right?
[05:18:26]  It's the interactivity for Christ's sake.
[05:18:30]  And I don't want to look like a fucking like a shekel goblin if I up the price, dude.
[05:18:35]  You know, uh, you know what?
[05:18:38]  Fuck yourselves, you know.
[05:18:40]  I mean, I'm trying to, I'm trying to spill my guts to you people.
[05:18:42]  You know, I mean, I'm telling you stuff that, you know, fuck you, dude.
[05:18:49]  Buy that for a dollar.
[05:18:51]  I love you, ghost, but it's the interactivity is nonsense.
[05:18:55]  What?
[05:18:56]  There are multiple ways of having interactivity that does not include constant interruption.
[05:19:01]  It's not my fault, dude.
[05:19:03]  These people.
[05:19:04]  I buy that for a dollar.
[05:19:07]  Come on, the shekels.
[05:19:08]  Come on.
[05:19:09]  So you can take that TTS and stick it up your cards.
[05:19:11]  What do you people want for me, dude?
[05:19:13]  Stick it up your ass.
[05:19:14]  Yeah.
[05:19:15]  Stick it up your ass.
[05:19:16]  Yeah.
[05:19:18]  What the fuck do you people want from me, dude?
[05:19:21]  I mean, you understand, all right?
[05:19:24]  That it's the interactivity, all right?
[05:19:28]  The interactivity is what created the show.
[05:19:31]  All right?
[05:19:32]  And, you know, I mean, this is the ultimate interactivity, dude.
[05:19:39]  This is the ultimate interactivity to where you can control the.
[05:19:43]  That's why these trolls like Jackler and his fucking crew.
[05:19:48]  And there's a couple of other believe it or not.
[05:19:50]  There's a couple of other crews.
[05:19:52]  That's why they do this shit because, like, yeah, we're controlling his show and shit like that.
[05:19:56]  I mean, I mean, do I fucking hate that?
[05:20:00]  I fucking hate that with a purple fucking passion, dude.
[05:20:04]  I fucking hate that shit.
[05:20:08]  I don't even want to describe it, okay?
[05:20:12]  But at the same time, I mean, that's what this is about, dude.
[05:20:16]  I mean, that's why I always acknowledge the chat room, even though people, there's a lot of people in the chat room that don't donate or don't do anything.
[05:20:25]  And I acknowledge because of what they contribute to the chat room.
[05:20:29]  I mean, it's the same shit with the radio graffiti.
[05:20:33]  It's a, you know, maybe I need another venue.
[05:20:37]  Maybe I need another venue.
[05:20:38]  Upping the price for the TTS as Peak Shekel grabbing for a brown nosing from the inner circle.
[05:20:44]  Come on, dude.
[05:20:44]  If you wanted interactivity, you would limit TTS and bring back call-ins from 2012.
[05:20:51]  Fuck the inner circle for suggesting dumb shit like that.
[05:20:54]  What the hell are you talking about, dude?
[05:21:00]  I don't even know why I'm even talking to you people like this.
[05:21:03]  I'm talking to you people like I'm spilling my guts to you.
[05:21:06]  Because look, I want to be honest with you, dude.
[05:21:07]  I don't have anybody to advise me on what I'm doing here, okay?
[05:21:12]  All right.
[05:21:13]  I mean, you know, I'm a capitalist.
[05:21:15]  I got a few businesses going on.
[05:21:17]  I got to look over them.
[05:21:18]  I got, you know, all this bullshit.
[05:21:20]  I mean, this is like.
[05:21:24]  You know what?
[05:21:26]  I shouldn't even be talking to you fucking people like this, dude.
[05:21:30]  You people don't even care about me.
[05:21:32]  You people want me dead.
[05:21:34]  You people want me fucking dead for Christ's sake.
[05:21:38]  And I'm supposed to just be like, you know what?
[05:21:40]  You know, the trolls, you know, I gave you a fucking Saturday Night Troll show and you fucking people have.
[05:21:46]  You're still fucking hollering troll war.
[05:21:49]  I mean, dude, come on.
[05:21:51]  I mean, what am I supposed to think?
[05:21:53]  Huh?
[05:21:55]  I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to think?
[05:21:59]  Fucking assholes.
[05:22:00]  Like, I'm the bad guy.
[05:22:01]  I'm the bad guy.
[05:22:03]  I'm just trying to create interactivity up in here.
[05:22:06]  Oh, well, you know, it's not the right interactivity because, you know, back in the day, hey, I don't, it's different from back in the day, okay?
[05:22:17]  I had a fucking call-in number, and I could fucking have a hundred people waiting in queue.
[05:22:22]  I can't have, I don't have that anymore.
[05:22:24]  Okay, I'm at the dependency of a bunch of fucking services for fuck's sake.
[05:22:30]  I don't want you dead.
[05:22:31]  I just want the show back.
[05:22:34]  You're one of the contributors, Mr. Maury, to fucking this show up.
[05:22:38]  How the fuck are you going to sit here and tell me that you want the show back when you and your fucking 12 buckers are part of the problem?
[05:22:47]  The inner circle are a bunch of chumps.
[05:22:49]  TTS is kind of the reason why I stopped listening frequently a while back.
[05:22:54]  I was here when TCR was around in 2012, and those were the golden days.
[05:22:59]  If you truly want to interact more, ghost, be a man, and turn TTS off.
[05:23:04]  Be a man.
[05:23:05]  Okay, now turning.
[05:23:08]  Is that how y'all are getting psychological with me, huh?
[05:23:11]  I mean, do you have a psychologist over there?
[05:23:13]  Look, look, just go after his manhood at this point.
[05:23:16]  If you go after his manhood, fuck you, fuck you.
[05:23:22]  Serious dono.
[05:23:23]  Hey, ghost, time for me to pipe in as usual.
[05:23:25]  TTS does ruin the show, but that doesn't mean the donations would stop even if you turn it off.
[05:23:33]  Dude.
[05:23:35]  You know what the fuck?
[05:23:36]  What the fuck are y'all trying to do to me, dude?
[05:23:38]  I mean, I'm drunk.
[05:23:40]  I'm smoking.
[05:23:42]  And y'all are like trying to get psychological with me in like fucking like a thousand different directions.
[05:23:48]  I really don't appreciate this, you know?
[05:23:51]  I really don't appreciate this, dude.
[05:23:52]  Y'all are getting like, not only getting psychological.
[05:23:56]  Now you're getting emotional.
[05:23:58]  You're trying to get into my emotions.
[05:24:00]  You know what I mean?
[05:24:01]  Now you're trying to fuck with my emotions.
[05:24:05]  And I don't really appreciate that.
[05:24:07]  I'm serious.
[05:24:09]  I don't really appreciate that shit one bit for Christ's sake.
[05:24:12]  You see, you see what y'all are doing?
[05:24:13]  You see, you know what you're doing.
[05:24:15]  What is this?
[05:24:16]  TCR way greater than the Ghost Show.
[05:24:19]  Please limit.
[05:24:20]  Just use Discord for.
[05:24:23]  I buy that.
[05:24:24]  Here's Weina.
[05:24:26]  There is no interactivity to TTS.
[05:24:29]  Hit my tooth.
[05:24:30]  We have to make the content because you do as much grab with TTS.
[05:24:35]  I just blame you because we want you to actually do something constructive.
[05:24:39]  Make the show great again.
[05:24:45]  Fucking shit, fucking shit, man.
[05:25:00]  Fuck.
[05:25:03]  I was just trying to take a drink of the fucking glass.
[05:25:07]  Fuck! I need a...
[05:25:19]  I need a fucking mirror.
[05:25:21]  I got a mirror here.
[05:25:23]  Where the fuck?
[05:25:24]  I got a fucking mirror.
[05:25:26]  Been a fan since 2011.
[05:25:28]  TTS is just a money-making thing.
[05:25:31]  Purely, interaction is nonsense.
[05:25:34]  TTS does not do anything for interaction.
[05:25:36]  You used to interact with call-ins, that chat room.
[05:25:40]  had a greater level of interactivity back then than now.
[05:25:51]  Alright, I'm sorry.
[05:25:53]  It just hurts.
[05:25:54]  I just.
[05:25:55]  I'm drinking out of a glass, y'all, and I'm listening to you and I'm thinking.
[05:25:59]  And right when I, like, tried to take a drink, it fucking hit my tooth.
[05:26:07]  And it hurts, dude.
[05:26:08]  I mean, it really fucking hurts.
[05:26:13]  Fuck.
[05:26:18]  Man, stop getting psychological with me.
[05:26:21]  Wait a minute.
[05:26:22]  You fuckers have been wanting my.
[05:26:24]  You see what I'm saying, dude?
[05:26:26]  Listen, I'm not listening to you all anymore, dude.
[05:26:31]  I gotta get another drink.
[05:26:33]  Hold on.
[05:26:34]  Damn, that fucking hurts, man.
[05:26:38]  Shit that for a dollar I'm being honest here.
[05:26:49]  You should disable TTS.
[05:26:52]  If you must have it, maybe give it us during a special episode of the show.
[05:26:56]  Or set up a time for it.
[05:26:58]  Perhaps try disabling it for a week and see the results.
[05:27:02]  Where's the harm in doing that?
[05:27:04]  Besides meme.
[05:27:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:27:08]  Magic taking out your tooth.
[05:27:10]  Oh, and then you say that?
[05:27:12]  Fuck it.
[05:27:13]  Oh, fuck.
[05:27:14]  You fucking bro.
[05:27:15]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:27:18]  Did I really mean magic or dude?
[05:27:22]  It just hurts.
[05:27:23]  I mean, there's.
[05:27:24]  I have my teeth.
[05:27:28]  It hurts, though, man.
[05:27:29]  Like I hit my goddamn teeth with the glass.
[05:27:32]  I was like listening to you people and contemplating my head and trying to take a drink and then.
[05:27:49]  God damn it, my teeth.
[05:27:51]  My tooth feels weird now, dude.
[05:27:54]  My tooth feels weird.
[05:27:59]  Damn it.
[05:28:02]  Fuck shit, man.

=== Radio Graffiti Beer Break Time (14:52) ===

[05:28:09]  And hey, is that the real aesthetic in the chat room?
[05:28:12]  What time is it?
[05:28:13]  Truth hurdy?
[05:28:14]  Truth hurdy?
[05:28:18]  Jesus Christ.
[05:28:20]  Give me my smoke, man.
[05:28:28]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:28:30]  It feels weird.
[05:28:31]  Anyway, look, I gotta get to the radio.
[05:28:34]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:28:36]  Meinfuhrer, it would be the simplest thing to have a first hour with TTS disabled where you just do your thing.
[05:28:43]  Your lessons and red pills and analysis are important to us.
[05:28:46]  After that hour, business as usual.
[05:28:49]  Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
[05:28:56]  Can't you use the conference call shit to do some call-in-type segments, or is there limits on the minutes or some shit?
[05:29:02]  No.
[05:29:02]  If there are limits, that makes sense.
[05:29:05]  If not, why not use the same service to have PPL call in about topics?
[05:29:10]  An alternative equals Discord.
[05:29:13]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:29:16]  Kyle Chipler.
[05:29:18]  Chipler, asshole.
[05:29:23]  I just fucking hit my fucking...
[05:29:30]  I want to be honest with you, dude.
[05:29:32]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[05:29:34]  I mean, you know, I don't know, man.
[05:29:42]  I got to get to Radio Graffiti, man.
[05:29:44]  I mean, you guys are all getting psychological with me, dude.
[05:29:47]  And I really don't appreciate it.
[05:29:50]  You know, that was my neck here.
[05:29:58]  Let me get my other side of my neck.
[05:30:04]  All right, look.
[05:30:07]  I buy that for a dollar.
[05:30:09]  Does daddy want this big, greasy hentai dick?
[05:30:12]  I bet daddy wants to suck down on his special cream.
[05:30:15]  Oh, big fat daddy, come here.
[05:30:18]  I'll numb those teeth.
[05:30:20]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:30:23]  The name is Leven Herbs and Spices, not 11 Herbs and Spices.
[05:30:27]  You dyslexic dumbass.
[05:30:29]  Hey, what?
[05:30:29]  You're going to give me a 12 buck right now, you fuck?
[05:30:34]  Tooth hurts, right?
[05:30:36]  It does hurt, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:30:38]  Why would you give me a 12 bucker right now?
[05:30:40]  I'm about to get to Radio Graffiti, dude.
[05:30:43]  Why would you give me a 12 bucker right now?
[05:30:46]  That's not even fair for the radio graffiti, folks.
[05:30:48]  All right, what is this?
[05:30:51]  Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
[05:30:53]  11 herbs and spices.
[05:30:56]  This is what 11 herbs and spices.
[05:30:58]  Yeah, real funny, you piece of shit, man.
[05:31:01]  These pieces.
[05:31:02]  Help me, my tooth ain't.
[05:31:03]  No worries.
[05:31:04]  I'm the crocodile dentist.
[05:31:06]  I'll fix that smile, you crocodile.
[05:31:08]  I'm the crocodile.
[05:31:09]  Oh, and there's an original short and push.
[05:31:15]  The game's crocodile dentist.
[05:31:16]  Take care of pulling teeth, but don't pull the wrong one, or he'll snap and you're out.
[05:31:20]  Here's a mouthful of feminine.
[05:31:22]  Don't pull the wrong one.
[05:31:23]  I'm the crocodile.
[05:31:25]  Was this an Australian toy?
[05:31:28]  Was this an Australian toy?
[05:31:30]  And look, my tooth does hurt, dude.
[05:31:31]  I fucking just hit it with a glass and it's just Jesus.
[05:31:39]  All right, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the.
[05:31:42]  Hold on, I need one more beer.
[05:31:43]  You know what?
[05:31:44]  One more smoke, one more beer.
[05:31:45]  All right, one more smoke, one more beer, one more smoke one more beer, one more smoke, one more beer, one more smoke one more beer.
[05:31:52]  Trying to take all the psychological shit that you trolls are trying to like get to my head.
[05:31:57]  I'm trying to take that out.
[05:32:00]  And I guess let's just get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[05:32:05]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[05:32:10]  That's right, folks.
[05:32:12]  Radio graffiti.
[05:32:13]  Let me get another beer, though.
[05:32:14]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broad.
[05:32:17]  Wait, how many beers do I got?
[05:32:18]  I drank all these beers.
[05:32:21]  Jesus Christ, I've already.
[05:32:24]  Two, four, six, eight, ten.
[05:32:26]  I've already drank a 12-pack, dude.
[05:32:29]  I already drank a 12-pack over this son of a bitch.
[05:32:34]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:32:35]  Oh, there's an area.
[05:32:36]  Yeah, there it is, dude.
[05:32:37]  It's a fucking 12-pack.
[05:32:39]  Okay.
[05:32:43]  It is what it is.
[05:32:44]  Anyway, without any further ado, all you got to do for the spectators to become a part of the spectacle is just call that number right there.
[05:32:52]  515-604-9052.
[05:32:58]  And then once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is type in that code right there: 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
[05:33:10]  And once you do that, you will be in queue to participate in radio graffiti.
[05:33:17]  And when I call on your, you know, because you're going to be in queue, when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[05:33:33]  And that's why we call this radio graffiti.
[05:33:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:33:37]  What?
[05:33:38]  What?
[05:33:39]  It's the prosthetics of teeth.
[05:33:40]  You have them for your legs, so you should NT mine them for your teeth.
[05:33:45]  What a bastard, dude.
[05:33:47]  What a fucking bastard.
[05:33:48]  Y'all want to see some S-T-R-A-Y-A?
[05:33:52]  What?
[05:33:53]  Strike?
[05:33:54]  Wait a minute.
[05:33:54]  Hold on.
[05:33:55]  Another 12-bucker right now.
[05:33:56]  I'm about to start Radio Graffiti.
[05:33:59]  I'm about to start Radio Graffiti over here.
[05:34:04]  Hold on just a second.
[05:34:06]  What is this?
[05:34:07]  This is a 12-bucker here.
[05:34:11]  Oh, no.
[05:34:17]  I'll see the PC shut.
[05:34:24]  That way. That way. That way. That way. That way.
[05:34:29]  Oh, hi, everyone.
[05:34:30]  Is this Hot Potato?
[05:34:34]  And we're having a great time with a B Great God.
[05:34:38]  Except we've got a problem, everybody.
[05:34:40]  We're lost.
[05:34:41]  We're lost.
[05:34:43]  Previously, on Lost.
[05:34:45]  Where am I?
[05:34:47]  Fucking out.
[05:34:49]  Fuck it right now, Pussy.
[05:34:51]  Oh, oh, come on, dude.
[05:34:56]  All right, let's let's calm our asses down with that.
[05:35:02]  All right, it's radio graffiti time, all right?
[05:35:04]  I mean, it is what it is.
[05:35:07]  You know, shut up, all you people that are laughing at this dude.
[05:35:10]  You know, let's get to radio graffiti.
[05:35:12]  All right, do we got radio graffiti callers by any chance, engineer?
[05:35:20]  All right, well, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
[05:35:31]  How about uh area code uh 909, radio graffiti.
[05:35:39]  I heard you were smooth with the ladies, but I didn't know you were a lady killer.
[05:35:46]  That you know what, dude, first of all, the that's a stupid I'm not a lady killer, dude.
[05:35:54]  I mean, you know, I want to be honest with you.
[05:35:56]  For you, Jesus Christ, I'm getting so flustered.
[05:35:59]  I'm dropping shit for you people that are asking why they keep saying ghosts is a lady killer.
[05:36:06]  This past Saturday Night Troll Show, episode three, I don't want to go over, you know what?
[05:36:12]  I don't want to go over this shit.
[05:36:14]  You know what?
[05:36:14]  Let's move on.
[05:36:15]  All right.
[05:36:16]  How about I'm not a killer?
[05:36:19]  All right, I'm not a killer.
[05:36:22]  570 radio graffiti.
[05:36:25]  Oh, hey, ghost, how you doing tonight?
[05:36:27]  It's all of your clothes off.
[05:36:29]  How are you doing?
[05:36:30]  Hey, Olive, what's going on?
[05:36:31]  Hey, wait a minute.
[05:36:32]  Hold on.
[05:36:33]  Didn't you, like, donate something to this Oliver?
[05:36:39]  No, that wasn't me.
[05:36:40]  I don't know what he was doing earlier.
[05:36:42]  I was just chilling, watching the show, you know, enjoying the content tonight.
[05:36:47]  All right.
[05:36:47]  Well, what's going on, man?
[05:36:49]  How you doing?
[05:36:51]  Oh, I'm doing pretty good.
[05:36:53]  I'd like to call out that troll from the last show.
[05:36:56]  Fuck him.
[05:36:57]  I mean, I didn't do nothing to him.
[05:37:00]  Why the hate?
[05:37:01]  I mean, is he jealous on the form shit?
[05:37:03]  I don't understand.
[05:37:05]  Yeah, there's haters all over the internet, man.
[05:37:08]  That's what's sad about everything.
[05:37:10]  Just haters.
[05:37:11]  It's sad.
[05:37:14]  Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to do about them.
[05:37:17]  It's whatever.
[05:37:18]  Fuck him.
[05:37:19]  But I saw those donations about the TTS and better format.
[05:37:27]  And that made me a bit half-happy tonight.
[05:37:30]  Oh, yeah?
[05:37:32]  Yeah, I mean, some of them had some merit, and hopefully you take some of them seriously.
[05:37:38]  I think some people are actually trying to be serious in that.
[05:37:42]  Well, you know, I appreciate your insight there, man.
[05:37:47]  But, you know, I'm still completely in this zone in which it's the interactivity, dude.
[05:37:57]  Interactivity.
[05:37:59]  I mean, that's what creates the closeness to the show, you know, and it's just I'm at this fucking like schism.
[05:38:10]  I don't know what the hell.
[05:38:11]  I don't know.
[05:38:11]  I don't, you know, I don't know.
[05:38:14]  I don't even know.
[05:38:16]  I don't know.
[05:38:18]  And you people, you people are, you know, whatever.
[05:38:21]  All right.
[05:38:24]  Jesus Christ.
[05:38:25]  Wait, hold on.
[05:38:26]  Who the hell is this?
[05:38:27]  CX in the chat, Radio Graffiti.
[05:38:33]  or we just might not play a minute or we just might not.
[05:38:40]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[05:38:45]  Who the hell is this?
[05:38:46]  18 Naked Pepe's Radio Graffiti.
[05:38:49]  We got Y-Man Radio Graffiti.
[05:38:52]  Melting Pots.
[05:38:57]  Melting Pots.
[05:38:58]  Melting Pot.
[05:39:01]  Melting Pots.
[05:39:32]  Are you fucking Get this garbage out These fucking remixes.
[05:39:40]  Making me look stupid.
[05:39:45]  They're making me look stupid.
[05:39:47]  Fucking ass.
[05:39:49]  Get the shit.
[05:39:51]  Fucking garbage, man.
[05:39:54]  Hey, Scott.
[05:39:58]  Man, I'm just, I'm so tired, dude.
[05:40:01]  I'm so.
[05:40:02]  What?
[05:40:02]  What, man?
[05:40:04]  What?
[05:40:05]  Call 325.
[05:40:09]  What?
[05:40:09]  What is 3?
[05:40:10]  What was 325 going to do?
[05:40:12]  What is 325 going to do?
[05:40:15]  All right.
[05:40:15]  325 Radio Graffiti.
[05:40:19]  Hey, ghost.
[05:40:20]  This is Mr. Marip.
[05:40:22]  All right.
[05:40:23]  What's up, Mr. Maurip?
[05:40:26]  Yeah, I just want to say this TTS shit was a mistake.
[05:40:32]  Everyone who nearly contributed has basically just ruined the fucking show, to be honest.
[05:40:36]  Hey, hey, dude.
[05:40:37]  I don't do anymore.
[05:40:38]  Dude, I mean, you are a contributor.
[05:40:41]  You're contributing to it, dude.
[05:40:44]  Yeah, I'm sorry.
[05:40:45]  It's the worst.
[05:40:46]  I'm sorry.
[05:40:46]  It was a mistake.
[05:40:47]  It was one of the worst things I could probably do to the show and to the community.
[05:40:51]  I don't think anyone should do anymore like this shit.
[05:40:53]  It ruined it.
[05:40:54]  I'm really sorry for doing all this shit, though.
[05:40:57]  I mean, no, seriously, is this a troll or is this serious?
[05:41:01]  I mean, is this a troll?
[05:41:02]  What's going on, dude?
[05:41:03]  I mean, because.
[05:41:05]  No, I'm serious.
[05:41:05]  I'm serious.
[05:41:06]  This shit was a mistake.
[05:41:08]  You were like a major perpetrator of this shit, though, dude.
[05:41:13]  Yeah, and it's a yeah, and it was a mistake.
[05:41:15]  And I'm putting an end to it.
[05:41:16]  I don't want to do this anymore.
[05:41:17]  I don't want anybody else to do this anymore.
[05:41:20]  Well, can you please, in the best possible way that you can think of, say something to these people that are out here.
[05:41:29]  And listen, I'm telling these people not to donate.
[05:41:33]  Don't do it.
[05:41:34]  And they still do it.
[05:41:35]  Can you please tell them, like, in your own words?
[05:41:39]  I mean, what?
[05:41:41]  I mean, tell them, man.
[05:41:42]  Tell them.
[05:41:44]  One, don't do this shit ever again.
[05:41:46]  It's not really.
[05:41:47]  It's been funny instances forever.
[05:41:49]  And most importantly, turn off TPS.
[05:41:53]  Well, unfortunately, I can't turn off TTS because it's a part of the interactivity of the fucking show.
[05:42:01]  Jesus, give me my fucking drink.
[05:42:07]  All right, who else do we got here?
[05:42:08]  How about how about 636 Radio Graffiti?
[05:42:16]  Hey, what up, ghosts?
[05:42:17]  This is Oliver.
[05:42:19]  Oh, well, hold on.
[05:42:20]  This is Oliver Carswell?
[05:42:24]  Yeah, it's Oliver.
[05:42:27]  I kind of wanted to talk seriously with you for a minute, if that's cool.
[05:42:31]  What's up?
[05:42:32]  What's going on?
[05:42:34]  Honestly, a lot of these people, you know, in the chat and then Mareep and even Olive, they're right.
[05:42:40]  You know, I think you really should go back to the old format because that's honestly what we all really liked.
[05:42:47]  Granted, you know, I did donate quite a bit, but, you know, at the same time, I like doing that.
[05:42:54]  What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[05:42:56]  You're acting like a leftist, okay?
[05:42:59]  I just hung up with Mr. Maurip.

=== Psychological Discord Insults (15:18) ===

[05:43:01]  Now you're telling me this shit.
[05:43:03]  This is what leftists do.
[05:43:05]  Oh, God.
[05:43:06]  Jesus, what?
[05:43:08]  Well, I mean, yeah, I did donate quite a bit, but yeah, I liked your insight.
[05:43:12]  You know, I'll finish answering 2011.
[05:43:14]  I buy that for a dollar.
[05:43:16]  Just turn TTS off.
[05:43:18]  It's not funny anymore.
[05:43:22]  Okay, so what?
[05:43:23]  I'm the bad guy now.
[05:43:25]  Is that it?
[05:43:25]  I mean, I'm the bad guy.
[05:43:27]  You're not a bad guy.
[05:43:28]  You're not a bad guy.
[05:43:32]  Listen.
[05:43:35]  I'm sorry, but I have to come out and say this about TTS.
[05:43:40]  I'm ashamed to admit it, but I think I've gotten addicted to giving ghost money just for his reactions and insight.
[05:43:46]  I love ghosts, but I think I've donated too much.
[05:43:50]  Even though I'm not going to be able to do that, all right, Carswell, because look, I don't believe you, and I think that you are doing this shit with all these damn trolls, and you're trying to mind fuck me, and you're like in some fucking chat room somewhere saying, that's what we're going to do to ghosts, okay?
[05:44:09]  He's drunk.
[05:44:10]  He's under intoxicants.
[05:44:12]  We're going to do this.
[05:44:13]  We're going to do that.
[05:44:14]  We're serious.
[05:44:15]  Turn it off.
[05:44:16]  Please.
[05:44:18]  We've got media share on Friday.
[05:44:20]  That should be good enough for us.
[05:44:21]  You see, I know you're getting psychological.
[05:44:25]  You're getting psychological.
[05:44:27]  And I don't appreciate that.
[05:44:29]  I don't appreciate that you people think that you can get like fucking like fucking Nietzsche in my head.
[05:44:35]  You know?
[05:44:36]  You're like some philosopher.
[05:44:38]  Like, look, I know what you're thinking.
[05:44:40]  I know.
[05:44:41]  What?
[05:44:42]  We know you hate Ralph Retort, but instead of wasting your time watching fail IRL streamers, spend some time looking at how Ralph Retort uses Discord to pull college into their shows.
[05:44:54]  I don't give a shit.
[05:44:55]  But at least it's real interactive.
[05:44:56]  You people are.
[05:44:57]  This is a fucking coordinated effort.
[05:44:59]  You know, you fucking trolls got a lot of balls.
[05:45:02]  You know that?
[05:45:03]  I mean, you got a lot of balls to come at me in this psychological context, dude.
[05:45:08]  I'm not even kidding around.
[05:45:09]  You're trying to do like some fucking like, you know, Sigmund Frood or excuse me, Sigmund Freud.
[05:45:15]  You know, like, oh, we are in your head, ghost.
[05:45:19]  And what you are trying to understand is that you need to go back and you need to do what we're telling you to do.
[05:45:28]  I mean, you fucking, fuck you, dude.
[05:45:32]  You know, I mean, how dare you?
[05:45:34]  How dare you trying to get psychological with me?
[05:45:37]  I mean, look, I know.
[05:45:38]  I'm drinking a lot.
[05:45:39]  I'm smoking.
[05:45:40]  And this is what you people are fucking.
[05:45:43]  This is what you people are trying to do to me, dude.
[05:45:46]  I can't believe this is what you people are trying to do to me.
[05:45:50]  You know?
[05:45:55]  Wow.
[05:45:56]  I mean, I'm in shock.
[05:45:57]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[05:45:58]  I got to give it to you, trolls.
[05:45:59]  All right.
[05:46:01]  I got to give it to you.
[05:46:03]  You guys, you know, y'all are in some fucking Discord somewhere and say, look, this is what you do with ghosts, okay?
[05:46:09]  We got to get fucking psychological with him.
[05:46:11]  And we just got to come at him and say, look, we can go back to the A. Let's go back to the A.
[05:46:15]  And all this shit.
[05:46:17]  And, you know, you almost had me.
[05:46:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:46:21]  You fucking almost had me.
[05:46:23]  But you know what?
[05:46:24]  I'm fucking smart.
[05:46:26]  I'm smart.
[05:46:27]  I agree.
[05:46:28]  If Ghost doesn't want a turn of TTS, you see what I'm saying?
[05:46:33]  You see this psychological shit?
[05:46:36]  You see this psychological shit that these trolls are trying to do, dude?
[05:46:39]  Seriously.
[05:46:40]  These fucking trolls are trying to mind fuck me.
[05:46:43]  You're not going to do it.
[05:46:44]  Even if I'm drunk, even if I'm stoned, you know what I'm saying?
[05:46:49]  You're not going to mind fuck me, dude.
[05:46:51]  All right.
[05:46:51]  I'm in control.
[05:46:53]  I'm in control right now.
[05:46:55]  Okay.
[05:46:56]  And you fucking trolls.
[05:46:58]  I got to, you know, all right.
[05:46:59]  I got to give it to you, you fucking idiots.
[05:47:01]  All right.
[05:47:02]  Let me tell you something.
[05:47:04]  This is.
[05:47:05]  You know, fuck you.
[05:47:06]  All right.
[05:47:06]  I'm going on a radio graffiti, but how dare you?
[05:47:09]  How dare you get this psychological?
[05:47:13]  What is this?
[05:47:14]  Hopefully this shows you that we're serious.
[05:47:17]  Just disable it for a week and you can see the quality of the show.
[05:47:20]  Wait a minute.
[05:47:21]  What the fuck?
[05:47:22]  What are you not doing it?
[05:47:23]  Fuck you.
[05:47:24]  You know what?
[05:47:27]  Dark me magician girl.
[05:47:28]  I'm just supposed to take her fucking word for it, huh?
[05:47:31]  Huh?
[05:47:31]  You've seen all the shit she's done.
[05:47:33]  All the shit.
[05:47:33]  I'm just supposed to take care.
[05:47:35]  Oh, yeah.
[05:47:36]  I'm just supposed to.
[05:47:36]  I'm going to try that for a dollar.
[05:47:38]  No one's mind fucking you, boomer.
[05:47:41]  You're a liar.
[05:47:43]  You're a goddamn liar.
[05:47:44]  You're fucking lying to me, man.
[05:47:48]  I can read through you.
[05:47:50]  I know what you're doing, man.
[05:47:52]  You can't fool me.
[05:47:54]  All right.
[05:47:55]  You can't fool me, man.
[05:47:58]  I mean, what the fuck?
[05:47:59]  Why would you all do this to me, dude?
[05:48:01]  I know that you're in some fucking like a stupid discord somewhere.
[05:48:05]  Hey, dude, we have to do this to ghost.
[05:48:07]  And, you know, we have to do, you know, this and that.
[05:48:09]  And we're all going to donate here.
[05:48:12]  And do we do this, Jackler?
[05:48:14]  Yes, you might do it.
[05:48:16]  Yeah, because I'm Jacquela.
[05:48:18]  I know it.
[05:48:19]  I fucking know it.
[05:48:21]  I know it.
[05:48:22]  And you're not going to fool me, dude.
[05:48:24]  You're not fooling me.
[05:48:25]  And you know what?
[05:48:26]  The more and more you push this fucking issue, the more and more you're pissing me off.
[05:48:31]  I want to be honest with you.
[05:48:32]  The more and more that you people keep pushing this fucking psychological shit, like you could get into my brain, like you could fucking control me from the inside or some shit.
[05:48:42]  I know what you people are doing.
[05:48:44]  I know it.
[05:48:45]  I fucking know it.
[05:48:46]  And I'm fucking, I'm insulted.
[05:48:49]  I'm insulted that you can fucking come at me in this fucking capacity.
[05:48:53]  I'm insulted for fucking Christ's sake.
[05:48:57]  After all the fucking content I've given you to understand that I'm not some fucking moron, that I'm not some idiot for Christ's sake.
[05:49:05]  All right?
[05:49:05]  You people are going to come at me like this.
[05:49:08]  Huh?
[05:49:09]  Like I'm some kind of a psychological subject or some shit.
[05:49:14]  How fucking dare you, man?
[05:49:19]  I know you're in a fucking Discord right now.
[05:49:22]  I know you.
[05:49:23]  I know you're in a, you know what?
[05:49:25]  I'm not doing.
[05:49:26]  You know what?
[05:49:27]  You can date these idiots that are out here getting psychological with me.
[05:49:32]  Hey, are you rating graffiti?
[05:49:33]  You know what?
[05:49:33]  I owe radio graffiti.
[05:49:35]  I owe radio graffiti these people.
[05:49:37]  You know what?
[05:49:37]  We're having radio graffiti on Bowler Friday an earlier time, okay?
[05:49:43]  Within the first or second hour, I'm not joking around.
[05:49:46]  These people, how dare you try to get fucking psychological?
[05:49:50]  You take the fucking radio graffiti off.
[05:49:52]  I'm not doing this shit.
[05:49:53]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[05:49:55]  How fucking dare you, man?
[05:49:57]  You're damn right, goodbye, man.
[05:50:00]  How fucking dare you, man?
[05:50:03]  I. Fuck, I know you.
[05:50:07]  I know you're in a fucking Discord saying, hey, look, we're going to get to fucking Ghost's head.
[05:50:13]  You know, he's fucking drunk.
[05:50:14]  He's stoned.
[05:50:17]  And all this bullshit.
[05:50:19]  All right.
[05:50:19]  I know that's what you did, man.
[05:50:23]  And you fucking people think that you're going to get to me.
[05:50:27]  What do you fucking expect to accomplish?
[05:50:29]  What do you expect to accomplish with this shit, huh?
[05:50:36]  I'm trying to get in your fucking head.
[05:50:39]  What?
[05:50:39]  What?
[05:50:40]  I donate often, rarely using my chat name because doing it anonymous is fun.
[05:50:44]  But if you look at donations via email addresses, you will see I donate a lot.
[05:50:49]  I am solo, no Discord.
[05:50:51]  My feedback today is genuine.
[05:50:53]  Oh, now you're sending against somebody.
[05:50:56]  You fucking trolls are good, dude.
[05:50:59]  I mean, say, fuck radio graffiti, turn off or let me.
[05:51:03]  You fucking troll.
[05:51:04]  You know what?
[05:51:06]  This is good.
[05:51:07]  This is really good, dude.
[05:51:09]  This is some delusion of random shit, ghost.
[05:51:12]  We honestly want the show to do good.
[05:51:14]  This is really good.
[05:51:14]  We're not trolling you.
[05:51:15]  We just miss the good graffiti.
[05:51:17]  Come on, dude.
[05:51:17]  Stop fucking with me.
[05:51:18]  Stop mind fucking me, dude.
[05:51:20]  I mean.
[05:51:21]  You're insulted because we care about the show and can remember how glorious it was during the golden years.
[05:51:26]  It's still glorious.
[05:51:27]  You're insulted because people are giving sound advice and you refuse to listen to it.
[05:51:31]  It's still glorious.
[05:51:33]  I'm done with the show.
[05:51:36]  You fucking motherfucker.
[05:51:37]  Now you're playing good cop, bad cop with me.
[05:51:40]  You see this?
[05:51:41]  I know you.
[05:51:42]  You fucking trolls.
[05:51:43]  You're not going to beat me.
[05:51:45]  All right, you're little weaponized autism.
[05:51:47]  It's not going to beat me.
[05:51:49]  Now you're doing.
[05:51:50]  You suckered me in with a, oh, we love you, ghost, and this and that, and fucking and all this shit.
[05:51:56]  And then it's like good cop, bad cop.
[05:51:58]  Oh, that's I fucking know you, dude.
[05:52:02]  I are, I know you.
[05:52:04]  I fucking know you.
[05:52:05]  And you're not going to fucking psychologically, you know, try to control me or fuck me or dissuade me or whatever.
[05:52:13]  You're not going to do that to me.
[05:52:15]  All right?
[05:52:16]  Fucking good cop, bad cop, you know.
[05:52:18]  No, we actually love you, ghost.
[05:52:20]  We missed the good old days.
[05:52:21]  And the fucking other idiot.
[05:52:23]  Fuck you.
[05:52:24]  I'm out of here, huh?
[05:52:25]  This is how we know you only did this for the money.
[05:52:28]  You're angry now because your scam is dying.
[05:52:30]  Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[05:52:34]  Yeah, I'm really going to believe some fucking asshole named Yang.
[05:52:38]  Some asshole named Yang that wants $1,000 a month just for breathing.
[05:52:42]  Look, I can't believe it.
[05:52:44]  Look, I have to.
[05:52:45]  Look, what?
[05:52:48]  I'm a fan from the 2012 era.
[05:52:50]  Why are you being so stubborn?
[05:52:52]  No one is trying to beat you.
[05:52:54]  We just want to return to the days where you were on top of your game.
[05:52:58]  Now you just lay back and let all the $12 donors pimp slap you into submission.
[05:53:04]  I'm telling you not to fucking donate the $12.
[05:53:08]  All right, gonna wait in on this too.
[05:53:10]  All joking aside, ghosts.
[05:53:12]  Turn off the damn TTS man.
[05:53:14]  You're a bunch of bass.
[05:53:16]  I know what you're doing.
[05:53:19]  I know what you're doing.
[05:53:21]  You're trying to fuck with my head.
[05:53:23]  Bring it back Saturday.
[05:53:24]  You're trying to fuck with my head.
[05:53:27]  Look!
[05:53:27]  Look, that's what they're doing!
[05:53:29]  If you knew us, this show would be as good as the old.
[05:53:31]  Oh, you fucking, you know what?
[05:53:33]  I'm not.
[05:53:35]  You fucking trolls, how dare you do this fucking shit to me, man.
[05:53:40]  I mean, I fucking give you fucking hours of my fucking life, man.
[05:53:45]  Fucking six, seven hours, five hours, like it ain't shit.
[05:53:49]  All the energy, all the sweat off my body, man.
[05:53:53]  Everything I give to fucking you.
[05:53:56]  And you're sitting over here trying to be psychological with me.
[05:54:00]  You're sitting here trying to fuck with my head.
[05:54:04]  How fucking dare you, man?
[05:54:07]  How fucking dare you?
[05:54:11]  I fucking give my fucking heart, man.
[05:54:14]  Fucking heart and soul.
[05:54:16]  All right, to you people.
[05:54:18]  And you're going to sit over here and plan this stupid psychological bullshit from a fucking Discord chat and think, oh, we're going to get fucking ghosts all fucking riled up and all that shit.
[05:54:31]  I do all this shit, man.
[05:54:33]  And you people don't care.
[05:54:36]  You people don't care.
[05:54:40]  How fucking dare you come at me like this, man?
[05:54:43]  Don't get me wrong.
[05:54:45]  Touche, you assholes.
[05:54:47]  You're going full on Alex Jones' conspiracy theory.
[05:54:50]  We aren't goblins trying to apprehend the show.
[05:54:54]  We just want to make the show record somewhere.
[05:54:56]  It has taken a note.
[05:54:57]  No, you're in a discount.
[05:54:58]  You disregard and disregard our advice.
[05:55:00]  You're a liar.
[05:55:01]  The ghost we knew died in numb.
[05:55:03]  You're a liar.
[05:55:04]  You're a fucking liar.
[05:55:06]  You're a liar, man.
[05:55:10]  Seriously, ghost, this isn't a joke.
[05:55:12]  It is a joke.
[05:55:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:55:15]  Look at this.
[05:55:16]  Look, cook into the TTS chat.
[05:55:23]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[05:55:25]  I'm a fan from very early TCR days.
[05:55:28]  Episodes in the teens and 20s.
[05:55:31]  I was in your chat room when you had like 11 people in there.
[05:55:35]  The show then was great because there was real interactivity interspersed by trolling.
[05:55:40]  Serious fags made the pranks better.
[05:55:46]  Figured I'd put in my two cents.
[05:55:48]  We all missed the old format.
[05:55:50]  If we didn't like it, I wouldn't be giving you money.
[05:55:52]  You're not going to break me, psychology, aren't you?
[05:55:55]  You're not going to psychologically break me.
[05:55:58]  Okay, I'm drunk.
[05:55:59]  Okay, this.
[05:56:00]  I mean, stop.
[05:56:02]  Stop.
[05:56:02]  How about we make a compromise?
[05:56:04]  Continue with radio graffiti, but turn TTS to the bottom.
[05:56:07]  Now there's demand.
[05:56:08]  Can you see this?
[05:56:10]  I fucking knew you trolls were going to do this.
[05:56:12]  You see, get all fucking psychological ghosts, get them all fucked up, and then we're going to give demands.
[05:56:17]  If you're going to give demands.
[05:56:19]  Listen to the inner circle.
[05:56:21]  What are you talking about?
[05:56:22]  The inner circle says to raise the price on everything.
[05:56:25]  They say to raise the price on text-to-speech to like $15, $20.
[05:56:30]  All right?
[05:56:31]  That's what they're saying for Christ's sake.
[05:56:33]  And I don't, I mean, you fucking idiots are all you're already calling me a fucking sheckle goblin as it is.
[05:56:40]  Look, you guys are getting too fucking psychological with me, man.
[05:56:44]  All right, I'm tired of this.
[05:56:45]  I'm not going to let you fucking break me.
[05:56:48]  Look, I'm a little inebriated.
[05:56:51]  I've got some goddamn smoke and all this shit, man.
[05:56:54]  I'm not letting you fucking people get psychological with me, man.
[05:56:57]  I know.
[05:56:59]  I know, you scumbags.
[05:57:01]  You're fucking planted this at a fucking Discord somewhere.
[05:57:04]  I know you are.
[05:57:05]  And I can see the lols, lols, lols, getting on the screen.
[05:57:10]  I know you are.
[05:57:11]  I know you are.
[05:57:13]  And look, all of a sudden, the chat room is all, no, we care about you.
[05:57:18]  Oh, all of a sudden, these same people that want me dead, that talk about me, talk about my family, talk about my granny.
[05:57:26]  Oh, all we care about you, ghost.
[05:57:28]  Just calm down.
[05:57:29]  You know what?
[05:57:30]  Fuck you.
[05:57:30]  I'm not doing this.
[05:57:31]  All right.
[05:57:32]  I'm not letting you people sit here and get in my fucking head.
[05:57:35]  All right.
[05:57:36]  I'm not letting you get in my fucking head.
[05:57:38]  You think you can.
[05:57:39]  You think you got weaponized autism and all this other bullshit.
[05:57:41]  You can play these fucking stupid, weird fucking games and shit that you can coordinate in Discord.
[05:57:47]  You're not going to be able to do an old ghost over here.
[05:57:49]  You understand that?
[05:57:51]  You're never ever going to fucking do that to old ghost over here.
[05:57:54]  Do you understand?
[05:57:55]  I know what you're fucking doing.
[05:57:56]  You fucking trolls, man.
[05:57:58]  I know you're in a fucking Discord.
[05:58:01]  And I know you're trying to fucking compile your goddamn stupid little.
[05:58:04]  Oh, this is how we'll come at ghosts.
[05:58:06]  And I'm going to be baby baby, baby, baby, blah, All that shit.
[05:58:09]  I know it.
[05:58:14]  And you just ruined it for the radio graffiti people.
[05:58:18]  Let me tell you something.

=== Weaponized Autism Bullshit (01:12) ===

[05:58:20]  I'm out of here.
[05:58:20]  I'm not letting you people fuck with my head.
[05:58:22]  All right.
[05:58:23]  I'm out of here.
[05:58:24]  I'm almost six hours in.
[05:58:26]  Almost six hours in.
[05:58:28]  And do you give a shit?
[05:58:29]  No.
[05:58:31]  You're trying to fuck with my head.
[05:58:33]  You're trying to get psychological with me all of a sudden.
[05:58:36]  How quick?
[05:58:37]  We're concerned, ghost, your friends and family.
[05:58:40]  There's no clone conspiracy regarding CTS.
[05:58:43]  What am I banned by Jerry?
[05:58:47]  Trust us, just keep it off for the first hour.
[05:58:49]  What are you talking about?
[05:58:52]  What am I banned by Jerry with this fucking intervention?
[05:58:55]  Is that what y'all are trying to make it?
[05:58:57]  Look, let's just make it like we're all coalescing around him.
[05:59:00]  Fuck you, dude.
[05:59:01]  I'm not fucking letting you do this to me, dude.
[05:59:04]  I'm not letting you do this.
[05:59:05]  Oh, yes, the whole man.
[05:59:07]  Yeah, fuck you.
[05:59:07]  I'm not letting you do this to me.
[05:59:09]  I can't believe you trolls thought that you could come at me in a psychological perspective.
[05:59:15]  I'm out of here.
[05:59:16]  Fuck you, trolls.
[05:59:18]  How dare you?
[05:59:20]  How good fucking trip dare you come at me in a goddamn psychological perspective.
[05:59:27]  Planted this in a goddamn stupid Discord.
[05:59:30]  Fuck you.
[05:59:32]  Fuck you.