True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 44   I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning! I deserve more respsect!
Aired: 2020-03-31
Duration: 04:10:07


=== Broadcasting During a Tornado Warning (01:51) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:26]  Man!
[00:01:27]  Ha ha ha ha!
[00:01:29]  That's right.
[00:01:30]  You're listening to The Ghost Show, episode 44.
[00:01:35]  And by God, I'm broadcasting to you tonight during a tornado warning.
[00:01:40]  And that goes to show you that I deserve more respect.
[00:01:44]  And I better get some goddamn respect tonight.
[00:01:48]  They're giving us the Harpies.
[00:01:50]  That's what they're doing to us in Texas.
[00:01:53]  They're giving us the Harpies.

=== Deserving Respect Amidst Chaos (14:23) ===

[00:01:55]  But I'm still broadcasting for this episode 44 of The Go Show.
[00:02:01]  And I'd like for everybody out there who's listening live right now to spread this show around the internets and around the world.
[00:02:09]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[00:02:13]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:15]  Episode 44 of the Ghost Show.
[00:02:18]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning, baby.
[00:02:23]  I deserve more respect.
[00:02:26]  I deserve more respect.
[00:02:29]  And by God, you scumbags in the chat room better give it to me.
[00:02:35]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  It's going to take a lot more than a damn tornado warning to stop ghosts.
[00:02:40]  I'll tell you that.
[00:02:41]  Maybe a little bit of food poisoning, but let's not go there.
[00:02:46]  Damn right.
[00:02:50]  Spread this show around the internets and throughout the world, baby.
[00:02:55]  Episode 44.
[00:02:56]  We're broadcasting during a damn tornado warning, baby.
[00:03:00]  All right.
[00:03:01]  All right.
[00:03:01]  Go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
[00:03:03]  Take out the music.
[00:03:04]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:05]  And thank you for tuning in to The Ghost Show episode 44.
[00:03:10]  I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
[00:03:12]  And once again, I want to remind everybody on this episode 44, I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning.
[00:03:19]  We have severe thunderstorm tornado warnings here in San Antonio, Texas.
[00:03:24]  Apparently, here in the next hour, two hours, three hours, these damn weathermen don't know when the hell it's coming.
[00:03:30]  But apparently, we're going to have some kind of a goddamn tornado, thunderstorms, hail, all kinds of winds and all kinds of crap like that.
[00:03:42]  I'm not looking forward to it.
[00:03:44]  I mean, the last thing I want to do is be broadcasting here and having all kinds of hail for Christ's sake.
[00:03:50]  And whoever the hell donated for $2, Ice Poseidon misses you.
[00:03:53]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:03:56]  All right.
[00:03:56]  Now, before I get on to anything else, I got to open up a program here.
[00:04:00]  I forgot completely to open up.
[00:04:02]  So, everybody just bear with me here, all right?
[00:04:05]  I mean, I'm a little perturbed that we're going to have a goddamn thunderstorm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[00:04:10]  All right, we're back.
[00:04:11]  All right.
[00:04:11]  Ice Poseidon misses you for $2.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, real funny ass crack, all right.
[00:04:16]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:04:19]  I'm going to continue to do this broadcast.
[00:04:21]  I know I wasn't here all last week.
[00:04:23]  Oh, my God, Cuckler the third again, baby!
[00:04:26]  Hope the show goes well tonight, and hopefully, the tornado warning is a false alarm.
[00:04:30]  I hope it's a false alarm, too, Cuckler.
[00:04:32]  I hope it's a false alarm, too, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:04:35]  Thank you very much for the 25.
[00:04:37]  Here's Khabib.
[00:04:38]  Start to call to prayer.
[00:04:41]  Start call to prayer, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:44]  And of course, Hail Twistler, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:46]  Listen to me.
[00:04:47]  I want everybody right now to just calm your asses down and do not mean magic this goddamn tornado up in here.
[00:04:53]  Ghost, I hope you are okay during the tornado.
[00:04:56]  Hey, thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:04:58]  I'm trying to be okay.
[00:04:59]  I'm trying to stay safe.
[00:05:00]  Also, you should play Witches a Drawing Game, and I think that should be fun to play.
[00:05:05]  Anyways, happy Wednesday, Ghost.
[00:05:07]  All right.
[00:05:07]  Hey, thank you very much.
[00:05:08]  I appreciate that, Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:05:10]  Sorry, ghost.
[00:05:14]  Oh, no, don't tell me that for Christ Hagen.
[00:05:18]  San Antonio, one star for using the same tube in a stomach.
[00:05:21]  Oh, it's used for your standard.
[00:05:23]  Fucking making reviews against my goddamn name, you scumbags.
[00:05:28]  Good God, man.
[00:05:30]  You're reviewing hospitals now for Christ's sake, man.
[00:05:33]  Come on, let's stop doing this, all right?
[00:05:35]  I mean, all trolling aside, all right?
[00:05:37]  What is this?
[00:05:38]  Ice Poseidon?
[00:05:38]  I miss you, sexy ghost.
[00:05:40]  Hey, isn't Ice Poseidon in Japan or something?
[00:05:44]  And basically culturally harassing those poor people right now?
[00:05:48]  I mean, I have not even seen the Ice Poseidon streams because they're cringe.
[00:05:54]  What is this?
[00:05:55]  Don't get blown away, please.
[00:05:57]  Look, stop with that crap, all right?
[00:06:00]  Stop.
[00:06:01]  And what is this?
[00:06:02]  Sup, ghost.
[00:06:03]  Sup, everyone.
[00:06:04]  Hope y'all are doing well.
[00:06:06]  Stay safe during the home.
[00:06:07]  Hey, I'm going to try to stay safe.
[00:06:09]  KBG revolver.
[00:06:11]  I'm going to try to, man.
[00:06:12]  Yee-haw, is this Ghost Dimidome, owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:06:16]  What?
[00:06:17]  Howdy.
[00:06:17]  Pimp fried shrimp.
[00:06:18]  You can't crimp the shrimp in the house.
[00:06:20]  Here's the crimp the shrimp asshole, Captain Autism.
[00:06:23]  Look, I appreciate all the positive sentiments out here, okay?
[00:06:26]  All right, KBG revolver, Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:06:31]  You know, sorry, ghost.
[00:06:33]  My name is Naked Craftsman, son of the chieftain.
[00:06:36]  The winds change the course of courage.
[00:06:38]  Be brave.
[00:06:39]  Can y'all shove your goddamn magic up your ass, man?
[00:06:43]  I'm a little concerned about tonight's storms, man.
[00:06:46]  Look it up for yourself if you don't believe me.
[00:06:48]  Out here in San Ambonio, it's severe thunderstorms out here, man.
[00:06:52]  They're talking high winds.
[00:06:53]  They're talking hail.
[00:06:54]  Hail, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:56]  Tornado warnings, man.
[00:06:59]  I mean, granted, most of the bad stuff is going to be in the hill country, but San Antonio is in that trajectory, and I'm still here.
[00:07:06]  I mean, we got all kinds of high winds, you know, kind of starting to stir up right now.
[00:07:11]  Hail Tornadler for $2.
[00:07:14]  And who is this?
[00:07:14]  Remember the Tornado Mo.
[00:07:16]  Yeah, they're fucking assholes.
[00:07:18]  Man, this is serious business over here.
[00:07:20]  You're lucky I'm even doing this broadcast.
[00:07:21]  And the reason I'm doing it is because I was fucking doubled up with a gutache all last week under food poisoning.
[00:07:27]  This is some bad spaghetti.
[00:07:29]  And I feel that, you know, even though we're having a tornado warning and thunderstorms and hail, I feel that it's my obligation for this episode 44 to continue for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:07:40]  So I'm telling you, we're in some serious business out here.
[00:07:42]  Ghost versus tornado.
[00:07:44]  What is this?
[00:07:46]  Eggplant in the chat for ghost spaghetti and chat for tornado.
[00:07:50]  Shut up, all right?
[00:07:53]  P-F-F-M, as if this guy got poisoned last week.
[00:07:56]  What?
[00:07:57]  Bet he just got arrested with all the other human beings.
[00:07:59]  Oh, go shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:08:01]  I didn't get arrested, all right?
[00:08:04]  I didn't get arrested, smoldering ghosts stay safe out there tonight.
[00:08:07]  Hey, thank you, B.I.N. King.
[00:08:09]  Where I am, we're in a severe thunderstorm watch.
[00:08:11]  Oh, man.
[00:08:11]  It'll hit up some heavy wind, rain, and large hail.
[00:08:14]  People here are covering everything.
[00:08:16]  Jeez, I.
[00:08:17]  I mean, stay safe up there.
[00:08:18]  Stay safe up there, BN King, up there in North Texas, man.
[00:08:21]  I know you're getting hit up first.
[00:08:23]  Now, look at this, Captain Autism.
[00:08:25]  Tornado Ghost, swoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
[00:08:27]  Yeah, real funny asshole, all right?
[00:08:28]  Real funny.
[00:08:29]  And there's Dark Me Magician Girl.
[00:08:31]  Did some pony say me mad?
[00:08:33]  Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I still gotta email you your intro, your inner circle deal.
[00:08:40]  I've just been doubled up with a gutache all last week, and I'm gonna give it to you this tonight.
[00:08:45]  All right, where's Mudkip?
[00:08:46]  What is Mudkip saying?
[00:08:47]  Please play Texas Flood by Stevie Ray.
[00:08:50]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:08:52]  Lightning kills your PC, LOL.
[00:08:54]  Don't even fucking kid around about that, dude.
[00:08:57]  I got a $5,000 setup.
[00:08:59]  I just bought a $5,000 setup.
[00:09:02]  Ice Poseidon, every step you take, I'll be watching you.
[00:09:06]  Well, watch.
[00:09:08]  Stay safe, ghost.
[00:09:09]  Looking forward to tonight's show.
[00:09:11]  Hey, thank you patiently waiting.
[00:09:12]  All right.
[00:09:13]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:09:14]  I'm going to try to stay safe.
[00:09:17]  You have been warned.
[00:09:18]  What is this?
[00:09:18]  Naked craft.
[00:09:20]  Type wins for the wind god.
[00:09:22]  Listen, stop your goddamn stupid mean magician crap.
[00:09:26]  I don't need that right now.
[00:09:28]  I don't know.
[00:09:31]  Get down here in the basement with me.
[00:09:32]  What the hell are you doing?
[00:09:34]  Don't worry about it.
[00:09:34]  I should be safe if there's any tornadoes.
[00:09:37]  I hope.
[00:09:37]  There's no toilet, so I'll just take it.
[00:09:38]  All right, shut up.
[00:09:39]  All right.
[00:09:40]  I know that's a troll.
[00:09:41]  All right.
[00:09:41]  Shut up.
[00:09:43]  All right.
[00:09:44]  What is this?
[00:09:44]  Tony's the shitwalker.
[00:09:46]  New game, everyone.
[00:09:47]  Whenever ghost says, shove it up your ass, we drink a shot.
[00:09:51]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:09:53]  What are you inferring by that, Tony shitwalker?
[00:09:56]  And what a stupid name, by the way.
[00:09:59]  Listen, episode 44, I shouldn't be broadcasting.
[00:10:03]  I got a $5,000 setup.
[00:10:04]  We got thunderstorm warnings, tornado warnings.
[00:10:07]  Here's Eastern Time.
[00:10:08]  What's up, Eastern Time?
[00:10:09]  Thank you very much.
[00:10:10]  $5.
[00:10:11]  I'm sure you were meant to say something hateful towards me, but thank you very much.
[00:10:15]  Hey, Ghost, I also love metal.
[00:10:17]  My favorite song is Tornado.
[00:10:18]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:10:20]  Yeah, 420 plays it.
[00:10:21]  Real fucking funny.
[00:10:22]  Excuse my French, folks.
[00:10:24]  There's Art Hammond.
[00:10:27]  Hey, I also hope Mrs. Ghost is a good idea.
[00:10:30]  We're going to be all right.
[00:10:31]  I mean, by the grace of God, we're going to be all right, Art Hammond.
[00:10:34]  All right.
[00:10:35]  I mean, I like to take these thunderstorms straight on.
[00:10:38]  You know, sometimes I like to, you know, stand outside with a damn American flag while it's going.
[00:10:43]  Hi, guys.
[00:10:45]  Look at these lovely big tits.
[00:10:47]  Do you know what we are?
[00:10:48]  We're fucking cock destroying.
[00:10:50]  Who is this mudkip pervert?
[00:10:52]  I'm not condoning any of this perversion that this idiot's shoving down the damn.
[00:10:55]  I love to just get your dick and fucking dysfunction shots.
[00:10:58]  Can you shut up?
[00:11:00]  Can you shut up?
[00:11:03]  Ass first, stomach second, heart last.
[00:11:07]  You guys are fucking assholes, dude.
[00:11:09]  I almost died last week from fucking food poisoning.
[00:11:16]  Oh, go shove it up your ass, Captain Autism.
[00:11:18]  I got an elite of an elite PC, baby.
[00:11:21]  Corsier i-160.
[00:11:23]  Badass.
[00:11:24]  Badass.
[00:11:25]  Don't get upset with all these dumb trolls.
[00:11:28]  You should hook up with a nice gal like me, and we could be the best of friends.
[00:11:32]  Nice gal like you.
[00:11:33]  Wait a minute.
[00:11:33]  I'm married, dude.
[00:11:34]  I can't.
[00:11:35]  I hook up with a nice gal like you.
[00:11:38]  I'm married over here.
[00:11:39]  I got Mrs. Ghost.
[00:11:40]  She's in the back with the Templeton, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:42]  She's going to make me some goddamn, I don't know what she's making tonight.
[00:11:46]  Thor Domes Thanos LOL.
[00:11:49]  You want a real drinking game?
[00:11:51]  Take a shot each time ghost says real funny, or does that turn out to be a bad thing?
[00:11:55]  Hey, dark meme magician girl, I know that you're the newest member of the inner circle, but just calm your ass down, all right?
[00:12:01]  I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
[00:12:07]  What the hell?
[00:12:07]  What the hell's that mean, boat?
[00:12:09]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:12:11]  The wind god has no mercy for you.
[00:12:13]  Here's this asshole with the wind god, naked craftsman.
[00:12:18]  What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[00:12:20]  Some voodoo spell?
[00:12:22]  What is this crap, man?
[00:12:24]  Albin's flying wheelchair.
[00:12:26]  Don't worry.
[00:12:26]  I've got my legs.
[00:12:27]  I can run.
[00:12:28]  All right.
[00:12:28]  Don't worry about it.
[00:12:29]  I'm not in a wheelchair despite what you idiots think.
[00:12:32]  All right.
[00:12:32]  Captain Autism, hi ghosts.
[00:12:34]  I'm standing outside in the storms holding a metal flagpole trying to calm the weather.
[00:12:38]  Hey, shut up, asshole.
[00:12:40]  All right?
[00:12:42]  Nobody asked you for your opinion.
[00:12:44]  Yee-haw, cowboy hat face as this ghost ghost dimidome, owner of the sand shrimp Antonio Dymidome fried shrimp.
[00:12:51]  What the hell are you talking about, duva dude?
[00:12:54]  Hashtag justice for Jackler.
[00:12:56]  Justice for Jacklom.
[00:12:57]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:12:58]  Justice for Jackler.
[00:12:59]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:13:01]  Jackler's been able to flap his fat troll fingers on the keyboard all day long on this broadcast.
[00:13:06]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:13:07]  This son of a bitch has made himself a goddamn fucking character on this show.
[00:13:11]  What are you talking about?
[00:13:13]  And what is this?
[00:13:14]  A resident of the Texas city of San Antonio, Jason DeLian, was seen in his wheelchair being sucked into an F5 tornado along with a trail of empty beer chips.
[00:13:23]  Jesus Christ.
[00:13:24]  First of all, I'm not that dude with the bar.
[00:13:27]  His whereabouts are you idiots keep thinking I'm not that dude with the bar and listen if you think I am go to his bar and go spend some money over there.
[00:13:36]  All right, that's it.
[00:13:37]  If you think that that's it, Alex Jones, hey ghost, you can funnel my hole or Ice Poseidon will tickle your pickle.
[00:13:45]  Yeah, real funny, you stupid jerk dick.
[00:13:49]  All right, listen, I'm making this a free format edition show here.
[00:13:53]  I want to get in contact with the people that are listening to this broadcast.
[00:13:57]  I want to get in close to them.
[00:13:59]  You know, especially you folks that hate me, that want me dead.
[00:14:03]  I'd like to extend my hand in friendship.
[00:14:06]  Of course, with a rubber glove on it, because some of you might got the AIDS.
[00:14:09]  I'd like to extend my hand in friendship so we can have like a twister Andy.
[00:14:15]  You see, right when I say that, you idiots are trying to me magic some goddamn tornado my way.
[00:14:21]  Good, what a fucking bunch of jerk-offs, man.
[00:14:24]  Look, you know what?
[00:14:25]  I'm going to start drinking right now.
[00:14:27]  That's what I'm going to do.
[00:14:28]  I'm going to start drinking right now.
[00:14:30]  I've got a bunch of troll terrorists that want tornadoes to fucking, you know, kill me and wreck my home and all this other crap.
[00:14:37]  All right.
[00:14:37]  I've got a tornado warning over here, even though I've got the balls to continue broadcasting.
[00:14:43]  I get no respect from these people online.
[00:14:46]  Good night, Art Hammond.
[00:14:48]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:14:49]  I mean, good God for $2.
[00:14:51]  What the hell are you guys talking about?
[00:14:53]  CX and the chat boys for two bucks.
[00:14:57]  Bro, CX is dead.
[00:14:59]  I know that some of you just don't want to believe it.
[00:15:02]  You know, y'all continue to believe that, you know, like you people that think that Elvis is still alive and all that.
[00:15:08]  CX is gone.
[00:15:10]  All right?
[00:15:12]  Free Jackler or meme magic.
[00:15:14]  What the hell is he?
[00:15:15]  What are you talking about?
[00:15:17]  What are you talking about, man?
[00:15:19]  Jackler can do whatever the hell he wants.
[00:15:21]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:15:22]  Justice for Jack Off Jackler.
[00:15:26]  And well, here's aesthetic.
[00:15:28]  This is the fake aesthetic.
[00:15:29]  This ain't the real aesthetic.
[00:15:32]  This is not the real aesthetic.
[00:15:34]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:15:37]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:15:38]  Hashtag bronies for ghost clop clop cross.
[00:15:43]  Yeah, we get it.
[00:15:44]  We get it.
[00:15:45]  You're a goddamn.
[00:15:46]  Yeah, I know it's not the real aesthetic.
[00:15:47]  It's a piece of crap that sticks in.
[00:15:49]  Is this Ghost Dimidome owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:15:52]  What the hell's a Dimodome?
[00:15:54]  What the hell is a Dimodome, Israel Kecker?
[00:15:57]  Yee-haw, is this Ghost Dimodome owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:16:01]  fucking blue hell are you idiots talking about you ushs w ushs w ushs real funny Real funny, Captain Autism.
[00:16:12]  How autistic of you?
[00:16:13]  I hope Engineer gets sucked into a tornado.
[00:16:16]  Hey, why are you talking garbage about the Engineer?

=== Living in a Trailer While Storms Rage (15:59) ===

[00:16:18]  I thought you were his friend.
[00:16:19]  You see us, Engineer?
[00:16:20]  Is this Ghost Dimidome owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:16:24]  What the fuck?
[00:16:24]  What blue hell are you talking about?
[00:16:26]  A goddamn Dimidome.
[00:16:28]  What are you talking about?
[00:16:29]  Oh, you see you, motherfucker, out there talking all garbage about the communist government of China.
[00:16:35]  You don't know nothing, ghost.
[00:16:37]  We landed on the tau.
[00:16:39]  So y'all are going to talk about the last show.
[00:16:42]  Are you kidding me?
[00:16:42]  I showed you all the Chinese landing on the moon.
[00:16:45]  Give me a break.
[00:16:47]  Give me a break.
[00:16:49]  Sorry about your boyfriend not getting a seat on the Federal Reserve, but no one wants a broken.
[00:16:54]  Hey, shove it up your ass.
[00:16:56]  Let me tell you something.
[00:16:58]  Herman Sugar Cane is going to be the new Federal Reserve chairman in the new election 2020.
[00:17:04]  I guarantem to you, all right?
[00:17:06]  Ghost, make sure you nail me down to the floor of your trailer so your crippled ass does not get sucked into the trailer.
[00:17:11]  A trailer.
[00:17:12]  Okay, now I'm living in a trailer.
[00:17:14]  Gunt wants trash burger instead.
[00:17:16]  Even if I was living in a trailer, at least it's mine, right?
[00:17:20]  At least it'd be a double.
[00:17:21]  I hope it'd be a double wide you'd think I'd be living in, for Christ's sake, if you think I'm living in a freaking trailer.
[00:17:27]  All right, listen.
[00:17:28]  All right, I want to make everybody very clear here that I am broadcasting right now in the midst of a severe thunderstorm warning in which there's going to be hail here in the next hour, hour and a half.
[00:17:41]  There's going to be high winds, tornadic activity, etc.
[00:17:45]  Okay?
[00:17:47]  Sugar cotton pick and cake.
[00:17:48]  Like, shut up, man.
[00:17:50]  All right.
[00:17:50]  Don't you think that's a little bit of a meme magic, huh?
[00:17:53]  I supported Herman Sugarcane in the 2012 primary for the Republican nomination.
[00:17:59]  I like that.
[00:18:00]  BuzzFeed, April 14th, 1980.
[00:18:02]  What is Ghost?
[00:18:03]  The internet asks as the sidekick of Engineer's True Capitalist Radio goes missing for the hotly anticipated.
[00:18:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:10]  There's no BuzzFeed article about that.
[00:18:12]  Get that buzz.
[00:18:13]  No goddamn way.
[00:18:15]  As a matter of fact, if you're from BuzzFeed, do not cover anything that I'm doing.
[00:18:19]  You have no permission to cover anything that I'm doing.
[00:18:22]  Cuckler III Dimodome is a meme from a kid show called The Fairly Odd Parents.
[00:18:28]  Are you kidding me, Cuckler?
[00:18:30]  This is what these people are trolling?
[00:18:31]  The Dimidome from the fairly odd parents?
[00:18:35]  Are you kidding me?
[00:18:36]  Glad you're back.
[00:18:37]  I need to remind you that Trump cucked hard when he vetoed the vote to pull out of Yemen.
[00:18:42]  What an absolute display of Neil Con cucking.
[00:18:46]  Now you want the war shit that's happening in Yemen to continue to happen, D-Ray?
[00:18:52]  Thank you for locating my long-lost son.
[00:18:54]  Shut up, Dr. Knockers.
[00:18:56]  Shut up.
[00:18:56]  I'm talking to damn D-Ray, Dr. Knockers.
[00:19:00]  You want to continue to have the damn situation in Yemen to continue happening?
[00:19:04]  The Houthis are in control.
[00:19:06]  It's obvious.
[00:19:07]  All right.
[00:19:07]  Do you even know what's going on in Yemen?
[00:19:09]  Just sit there and shut up.
[00:19:12]  No, he can't, LOL.
[00:19:14]  No, he can't.
[00:19:15]  Hey, Ghost, with all these firings by Trump, I finally figured out what historical figure Trump reminds me of.
[00:19:21]  Yeah, what's that?
[00:19:22]  Lavrentiy Buria, except a lot less competent.
[00:19:25]  Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
[00:19:27]  You're a leftist, evil mirror piece of garbage.
[00:19:30]  And you're just saying that because you're probably paid by the DNC to say that, all right?
[00:19:34]  What is this, Lieutenant Lupus?
[00:19:35]  Ghost last episode, you shit on cosplay.
[00:19:37]  Yeah, because it's stupid.
[00:19:39]  All right?
[00:19:40]  But isn't it true that you pretend to be rich and intelligent man every episode, for Christ's sake?
[00:19:45]  We all know you live in Section 8 house.
[00:19:47]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:19:50]  I mean, I'm a businessman.
[00:19:52]  What are you talking about, you stupid son of a bitch?
[00:19:56]  Attention, parents and grandparents of young children.
[00:19:59]  Gerber Life is accepting applications for the grow-up plan.
[00:20:03]  Who does this?
[00:20:04]  Who donates and does these stupid, dumb fucking advertisements that are on TV?
[00:20:10]  $10,000 later.
[00:20:12]  Seriously.
[00:20:14]  Who does this?
[00:20:17]  Anyway, I am a, I wouldn't say I'm a filthy, rich, intelligent man, but I'm rich enough to be able to do what I want to do.
[00:20:25]  I've been independent, I would say, for almost 30 years, baby.
[00:20:31]  You know, I've been independent almost 30 years.
[00:20:32]  So come and get some, baby.
[00:20:36]  Woo!
[00:20:39]  What is this?
[00:20:39]  Hey, baby, come outside.
[00:20:41]  I'll give you the best.
[00:20:43]  That's real funny.
[00:20:44]  All right.
[00:20:45]  That's real funny, tornado.
[00:20:49]  And hey, look, you could go ahead and do beer emojis because I'm drinking tonight.
[00:20:52]  Are you kidding me?
[00:20:53]  We're having thunderstorm warnings, hail, tornado.
[00:20:56]  And then I got a broadcast to you, goddamn stupid, dumb troll terrorists.
[00:21:00]  So you damn right I'm drinking.
[00:21:01]  And by the way, I'm taking this first sip to Cuckler III.
[00:21:05]  Cheers to you, my man, for the $25 dono.
[00:21:08]  And I also want to say cheers to M Cook.
[00:21:11]  Last episode, M. Cook dropped like 300 bucks in three donations.
[00:21:15]  So I want to say cheers to you, man.
[00:21:17]  Both of which are in the inner circle.
[00:21:19]  Cheers to you guys.
[00:21:20]  This one's for you.
[00:21:21]  And cheers to the rest of the inner circle, by the way, all right?
[00:21:25]  And what is this?
[00:21:26]  Tornado in chat for ghost.
[00:21:28]  Shut up.
[00:21:28]  Just cheers, everybody.
[00:21:29]  Cheers to the inner circle.
[00:21:30]  Cheers.
[00:21:36]  I've already got it poured, baby.
[00:21:37]  I've been drinking.
[00:21:38]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:21:39]  I'm not going to sit over here and, you know, kind of, you know, have this on the back of my mind that I'm going to have some hail damage on my cars, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:46]  And you know the bad part about it is that I got badass foreign cars, man.
[00:21:51]  You know, foreign cars.
[00:21:54]  If anything happens to them, it's major fucking money now because of the situation with the trade wars.
[00:22:01]  But I'm not complaining about it because, hey, man, you know, it's, you know, when you want to flex a little bit of economic nuts, what you want to do is, you know, you want to show off your badass beamer, baby.
[00:22:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:12]  You want to show your badass Mercedes.
[00:22:15]  You want to show your Maserati.
[00:22:18]  All right.
[00:22:19]  Whoever's donating these stupid thunderstorm emojis for the past two $3 tips, go shoving up your ass.
[00:22:25]  All right?
[00:22:26]  What is it?
[00:22:30]  Didn't get to watch on Monday.
[00:22:32]  Aside from all the weird trolls, are you feeling?
[00:22:35]  I'm feeling a hell of a lot better, okay?
[00:22:37]  I'm feeling a hell of a lot better, the fake jackler, all right?
[00:22:40]  Media shareballer Friday.
[00:22:42]  Well, you know what?
[00:22:44]  Let's see what happens today.
[00:22:46]  Let's see what happens today.
[00:22:47]  Oh, here's D-Ray.
[00:22:48]  What do you mean?
[00:22:49]  I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure when Trump said no more foreign wars, he meant getting out of Yemen.
[00:22:54]  He's a hypocrite, and so are you for acting like a neocon war mother.
[00:22:58]  Hey, what do you mean?
[00:22:59]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:23:00]  What do you expect the president to do?
[00:23:02]  You expect the president to be like, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, and be like, you know, we have to get out of all the wars because, you know, the dollar, you know, it needs to be a little bit better at the gold standards.
[00:23:12]  I'm Ron Paul, and I think that we need just to recall back all the American troops.
[00:23:16]  I mean, is this what you want from Donald Trump, D-Ray?
[00:23:20]  I mean, do you understand that he didn't mean to be any kind of a peacetime president?
[00:23:26]  What he did by his election was completely take foreign policy into a different direction.
[00:23:32]  And what foreign policy do we have now in America?
[00:23:37]  It's nationalism, baby.
[00:23:40]  It's anti-globalism.
[00:23:42]  He obliged what he said at the Republican convention.
[00:23:45]  You remember that Republican convention speech?
[00:23:47]  Do you remember when he said Americanism, not globalism, will be our Credo?
[00:23:55]  Do you remember that?
[00:23:57]  And that's our president right there, boy.
[00:24:00]  that's our president and let me tell you you know we're gonna be did you hear today Did y'all hear today Bolton, the National Security Advisor to the President, announcing the Monroe Doctrine for the entire Americas on this side of the continent, or this side of the world, I should say.
[00:24:19]  Excuse me.
[00:24:23]  Go shove it up.
[00:24:24]  You're just saying that because you're a commie and you're a hater.
[00:24:27]  You're a commie and you're a hater.
[00:24:30]  That's why you're saying it, you son of a bitch.
[00:24:32]  And by the way, whoever donated for $2 Pete Butt plug 2020, give me a break.
[00:24:38]  Why is everybody up Pete Butt plug's ass?
[00:24:41]  Is it because he's like a homosexual open day or something?
[00:24:45]  You don't expect the president to keep his campaign promises, you fucking boomer.
[00:24:49]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:50]  Trump promised no more world police.
[00:24:52]  He's not the world police.
[00:24:58]  We're not the world police, you idiot.
[00:25:00]  All right?
[00:25:01]  We're not.
[00:25:02]  What are you talking about?
[00:25:03]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about for Christ.
[00:25:05]  Remember the tornado?
[00:25:07]  Like, shut up about tornadoes.
[00:25:08]  Let me tell you something.
[00:25:10]  The reason that we have a presence in the Middle East is we got to protect Israel.
[00:25:14]  Is this Ghost Dimidome owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:25:18]  Can you shut up, please?
[00:25:19]  All right?
[00:25:20]  Shut up with this Dimidome crap.
[00:25:22]  Yeehaw, is this Ghost Dimidome owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:25:26]  These freaking autist trolls, dude.
[00:25:28]  Hashtag JFJ join the outer circle.
[00:25:31]  What?
[00:25:31]  Outer circle can go bust their outer circle anal ring.
[00:25:34]  Yeehaw, is this ghost dimidome?
[00:25:36]  Oh, God grant.
[00:25:37]  Yeah, here we go, guys.
[00:25:38]  Yay!
[00:25:39]  Spaghetti!
[00:25:41]  Yay!
[00:25:43]  Yeehaw.
[00:25:47]  Yay!
[00:25:47]  Spaghetti!
[00:25:51]  Jesus Christ!
[00:25:53]  Me and Jack off Jackler are having a nice wank over here.
[00:25:56]  I'm sure you are.
[00:25:58]  I'm sure you are.
[00:25:59]  I'm sure you're there waxing your carrots.
[00:26:05]  I'm sure you're waxing your carrot to some feet or something, all right?
[00:26:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:12]  Who keeps donating this crap?
[00:26:14]  Ghost Dimidome, owner of the San Antonio don't.
[00:26:16]  Who keeps donating?
[00:26:17]  Stop!
[00:26:18]  Stop it now!
[00:26:21]  Oh, God.
[00:26:22]  Yee-haw, is this Ghost Dimidome, owner of the San Antonio Dimidome?
[00:26:26]  Howdy.
[00:26:27]  You guys are fucking- you guys are assholes.
[00:26:29]  I'd buy that!
[00:26:29]  You know that?
[00:26:31]  Forget about the salad.
[00:26:32]  Give us your spaghetti recipe and.
[00:26:34]  Go shove it up.
[00:26:35]  You're in her circle.
[00:26:36]  In her circle.
[00:26:39]  What kind of a fucking name is that?
[00:26:41]  Ghost equals neocon chicken shit.
[00:26:43]  I'm not a neocon, man.
[00:26:45]  I'm about protecting America.
[00:26:48]  I'm about protecting America.
[00:26:52]  All right.
[00:26:52]  I'm getting some stock options soon and want to look at picking up stocks that give me residual income.
[00:26:58]  Any suggestions?
[00:27:00]  Also, any tax considerations I should have to do.
[00:27:02]  Blue chip, high-yield dividend stocks that have profitability for at least the next five years.
[00:27:07]  Outer circle are on the ball tonight, Ghostler.
[00:27:10]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:27:11]  Once again, blue chip, high-yield dividend stocks.
[00:27:16]  Hope it kills you, ghosts.
[00:27:17]  Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.
[00:27:18]  You see, these people want me dead.
[00:27:21]  Hi there, ghost.
[00:27:22]  Longtime listener.
[00:27:24]  I'm 12 years old and live in Israel.
[00:27:26]  You're in Israel?
[00:27:27]  I got many people who listen to me in Israel.
[00:27:31]  Is this Ghost Dimidome?
[00:27:32]  Just shut up.
[00:27:33]  Shut your mouth, all right?
[00:27:35]  Howdy, kill yourself, ghost.
[00:27:37]  Kill yourself, ghost.
[00:27:38]  Do y'all hear this shit?
[00:27:40]  Are y'all hearing this crap?
[00:27:42]  This is Ghost Dimidome.
[00:27:45]  Can you all just shut up and leave me alone and let me do my goddamn broadcast for Christ's sake?
[00:27:51]  Ghost Alabama wind chime.
[00:27:54]  Look, man, you're lucky I'm even broadcasting right now.
[00:27:58]  Here's this damn comedy.
[00:28:00]  Ghost, I find it funny how the Germans attacked the Lusitania and we declared war.
[00:28:05]  But when Israel attacked the USS Liberty, hey, it was an accident.
[00:28:09]  All right, shut up.
[00:28:10]  All right.
[00:28:11]  It was an accident.
[00:28:13]  What you're talking about.
[00:28:15]  Can you please shut your mouth so we can hear the text-to-speech lady?
[00:28:18]  Look, you shut your mouth.
[00:28:19]  It's my show.
[00:28:21]  It's a ghost show.
[00:28:23]  Ghost is pro-Columbine.
[00:28:25]  What the hell?
[00:28:25]  Yee-haw, of course.
[00:28:27]  You did the return of the Saturday Night Troll Show on the 20th anniversary of the Columbine.
[00:28:31]  Well, shut up.
[00:28:32]  Stay safe, Ghost.
[00:28:34]  My neighborhood was hit a few years ago.
[00:28:36]  Oh, shit.
[00:28:36]  My home was grazed by the F3 with only 750 people.
[00:28:42]  Other homes were not so lucky.
[00:28:43]  Garage doors were crumpled like beer cans all over the place, and some roofs collapsed.
[00:28:49]  Let's come on, man.
[00:28:50]  Let's stop.
[00:28:51]  I get it.
[00:28:52]  I get what's happening.
[00:28:53]  You just said we have to protect Israel with American soldiers lives in the world.
[00:28:57]  Hey, Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East, boy.
[00:29:02]  You understand that?
[00:29:04]  Everywhere else is a bunch of Sharia caliphate fucking commie-loving crap patiently waiting.
[00:29:10]  Capitalize, baby.
[00:29:12]  Thank you, patiently waiting.
[00:29:13]  And why did you say no for three bucks?
[00:29:15]  Who the hell said no?
[00:29:16]  And why did you say no, you son of a bitch?
[00:29:19]  All right.
[00:29:21]  Now, the bottom line is that the United States needs to protect Israel because Israel is a democracy in the Middle East.
[00:29:29]  Do you understand?
[00:29:31]  Nick is better than logo.
[00:29:33]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:29:33]  Oh, you're talking about Nickelodeon?
[00:29:37]  Are you talking about Nickelodeon for Christ?
[00:29:39]  Or Nick at night or something?
[00:29:40]  Logo?
[00:29:41]  Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:29:42]  Logo, the gay network, they're good for.
[00:29:47]  There's a spelling error in your stream's title.
[00:29:49]  Please correct it.
[00:29:50]  You are a dyslexic scumbag.
[00:29:52]  Learn to spell or kill yourself.
[00:29:56]  I didn't know.
[00:29:57]  Listen, I didn't know if I was broadcasting tonight, you son of a bitch.
[00:30:01]  All right?
[00:30:02]  So you know what?
[00:30:03]  Just deal with it.
[00:30:04]  Just sit there and deal with it and shut up.
[00:30:06]  If you don't like it, then get the hell out of here, Captain Autism, you piece of crap.
[00:30:10]  That just goes to show you that you autist, you're faking your whole little mental ailment, huh?
[00:30:17]  Look, I don't want to go there.
[00:30:18]  I don't want to go there.
[00:30:20]  Hey, Ghost, how is that $5,000 Obama Lemon PC holding up?
[00:30:23]  Hey, it's shut up, baby!
[00:30:25]  It's a badass PC, man.
[00:30:28]  It's a badass PC fucking PC.
[00:30:31]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[00:30:34]  Tornado of shit in my diaper.
[00:30:36]  Yeah, real fick.
[00:30:37]  Is this all you guys are going to do all night, man?
[00:30:41]  Is this all you guys are going to do?
[00:30:43]  Hail Neil Connler.
[00:30:46]  Ghost thinks America must serve the Jews with their lives.
[00:30:49]  No, that's not what I said.
[00:30:51]  All right.
[00:30:51]  That's not what I said.
[00:30:53]  All right.
[00:30:54]  I'm just simply stating that if we're going to go into the Middle East, pray for the storm to take out.
[00:31:00]  Look, shut up.
[00:31:01]  All right.
[00:31:02]  Shut your mouth.
[00:31:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:06]  Nintendo's Obama server.
[00:31:07]  Nintendo needs to hurry the fuck up and get better servers.
[00:31:11]  Damn, update is taking too long.
[00:31:13]  Even though is this on the Nintendo Switch?
[00:31:15]  Is that what you're talking about?
[00:31:17]  The Nintendo Switch?
[00:31:19]  Listen, I'm going to explain something to you, okay?
[00:31:23]  There's going to be a war in the Middle East, and I've been saying this since 2016.
[00:31:27]  It's going to be Saudi Arabia against Iran.
[00:31:31]  And I feel that the Israelis have a perfect position.
[00:31:35]  Don't we love dying for Israel guys?
[00:31:38]  Don't we love putting Israel and Saudi Arabia first in the middle?
[00:31:41]  Shut up!
[00:31:43]  Shut your mouth, man.
[00:31:45]  All right?
[00:31:46]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:31:48]  Iran needs to be wiped off the face of the planet, man.
[00:31:51]  We don't need the Iranian revolution any longer.
[00:31:55]  All right?
[00:31:56]  And listen, we wouldn't even be having to deal with these assholes had Barack Obama in 2009 aided in some capacity the revolution in Iran, which he did nothing about.
[00:32:09]  And what did Obama do instead?
[00:32:11]  He took out, he took out people that were favorable to the United States, like Mubarak in Egypt.

=== The Israeli Conflict and Middle East War (04:38) ===

[00:32:17]  Even though he was a dictator, he was incrementally bringing in economic opportunity to the Egyptian people, but of course, he took him out.
[00:32:25]  And you know, all you socialists, what is this?
[00:32:29]  Ghost, you're right about cosplaying.
[00:32:32]  I paid a terrible price when I was harpooned by a Jap whaling boat while cosplaying is a fairy.
[00:32:37]  Ghost, shove it up your ass.
[00:32:39]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:32:40]  People that are cosplay should be slapped in the mouth.
[00:32:44]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[00:32:45]  This is stupid.
[00:32:47]  Ghost equals Zog puppet.
[00:32:51]  Can you all just shut up for heaven's sake, all right?
[00:32:55]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:32:56]  What is it?
[00:32:57]  It takes so many things to make love last.
[00:33:00]  But most of all, it takes respsect.
[00:33:02]  And I can't live with a man I don't respsek.
[00:33:05]  That's when my drinking problem started.
[00:33:09]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:33:10]  All right.
[00:33:11]  Are you insinuating something?
[00:33:14]  Disney's buying Discovery?
[00:33:16]  Well, that sucks.
[00:33:18]  I've been watching Crab Fisherman on Discovery Channel recently.
[00:33:22]  You lost the game.
[00:33:23]  There was no Ghosties Awards in 2018.
[00:33:26]  How about a summertime 2019 Ghosties?
[00:33:29]  Is there likely to be a return of the year's anticipated?
[00:33:32]  Yes, there will be.
[00:33:33]  Yes, there will be.
[00:33:35]  All right.
[00:33:36]  Yes, there will be.
[00:33:38]  Ghost equals Zog puppet.
[00:33:40]  What are you talking about, man?
[00:33:42]  All right.
[00:33:43]  What are you talking about?
[00:33:44]  Because I feel that Israel has our best interest at hand and vice versa?
[00:33:51]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:33:53]  I mean, Israel has a perfect opportunity to get the first shot at Iran, and I think that they're about to do it, if you want my opinion.
[00:34:01]  Now that you have Benjamin Netanyahu, Bibsey, now that you have him elected, I almost guarantee you, and you can take this to the bank, that we're going to see a major offensive by Israel on Iran.
[00:34:16]  What is this?
[00:34:17]  Thunderstorm, ghosts, love beer, thunderstorm, emoji.
[00:34:22]  Listen, I'm not whatever a Zog puppet is, all right?
[00:34:25]  It's just you people and your hatred for Israel, for Jewish people, and I don't understand it.
[00:34:32]  I happen to have a huge contingent of Israeli folks that listen to my broadcast.
[00:34:37]  I happen to have a bunch of members of the inner circle that are from Israel.
[00:34:41]  How the fuck is IPAC controlling our Congress, our best interest, you fucking neocon boomer?
[00:34:46]  Hey, first and foremost, IPAC is just like any other special interest group.
[00:34:52]  All right.
[00:34:52]  The unfortunate part about it is, is that IPAC is filled with a lot of people with deep pockets.
[00:35:00]  They can well fund that organization.
[00:35:01]  All right.
[00:35:02]  I mean, it is what it is.
[00:35:04]  All right.
[00:35:04]  I mean, it's, you know, get yourself a group of people, get some money, and go out there and solicit these assholes in Washington, D.C. You're not going to.
[00:35:13]  Tornado for Disney grows.
[00:35:16]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[00:35:17]  Ghosties win.
[00:35:18]  Details, please.
[00:35:19]  You know, the Ghosties is going to be at the end of this year.
[00:35:23]  Okay?
[00:35:24]  End of this year.
[00:35:25]  And what the hell is this?
[00:35:26]  Why are people questioning I was sick during the Israeli election and then like pondering to yourself?
[00:35:32]  What the fuck does that mean, chat?
[00:35:34]  What does that mean?
[00:35:37]  I mean, are you insinuating that I'm some kind of a fucking Mossad agent or something?
[00:35:41]  What are you talking about?
[00:35:43]  Ghost Donner, Ghost Diarrhea Connoisseur.
[00:35:47]  All right, just shut up.
[00:35:48]  Don't remind me, please.
[00:35:50]  Don't remind me.
[00:35:52]  So you're against socialism, but you're for giving away land for free to other people, like what happened with Israel in 1940.
[00:35:59]  Hey, first and foremost, all right, we weren't in charge of that land to begin with.
[00:36:04]  Didn't that belong to the British?
[00:36:07]  And wasn't this the British's problem?
[00:36:09]  Weren't they the ones that granted them the Dalfour agreement or whatever the hell it is?
[00:36:14]  Balfour agreement?
[00:36:16]  All right.
[00:36:17]  Now, let me explain something to you folks that are so anti-Israel for whatever reason.
[00:36:23]  Now, lest we forget that Bill Clinton during 1998 at Camp David, he hosted then Prime Minister of Israel Idhud Barak.
[00:36:32]  And then, I guess, the authority state head figure at the time of Palestine, Yasser Arafat, hosted them at Camp David.
[00:36:41]  And Idhud Barak, one of the more secularist liberal prime ministers of Israel, was willing to go pre-1967 borders over here.
[00:36:54]  All right?
[00:36:55]  Was willing to go.

=== CIA Policies and the War on Terror (03:22) ===

[00:36:56]  Yeah, ghosts love spaghetti.
[00:36:57]  Yeah, shove it up your ass with your emojis.
[00:37:00]  Do you understand that Idhud Barak was willing to go pre-1967 borders?
[00:37:05]  And for whatever reason, this asshole Yasser Arafat said absolutely not.
[00:37:12]  Said absolutely not.
[00:37:13]  You are right, Ghost.
[00:37:14]  There will be war in Middle East.
[00:37:17]  Iran is great friends of Chechnya and Ramzan Kadyv.
[00:37:20]  Every Muslim, Sunni or Shia will gladly die to kill the Jews.
[00:37:25]  I wouldn't count on that, my friend.
[00:37:28]  I wouldn't count on that.
[00:37:30]  I wouldn't count on that.
[00:37:32]  All right.
[00:37:34]  Ghost equals Zog Puppet.
[00:37:35]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:37:36]  No, let me explain something.
[00:37:38]  There will be a war between the Shia and the Sunni that is currently being, you know, for lack of a better term, guided in that direction.
[00:37:50]  And that's literally the foreign policy of the Middle East as far as American foreign policy is concerned.
[00:37:56]  That's why you have elements within the CIA that actually help create the manufactured terrorism that you saw on an Islamic basis via al-Qaeda, via ISIS.
[00:38:11]  These are all CIA assets.
[00:38:13]  And once Trump came into power, he reversed the policy of what they were doing.
[00:38:18]  And as a result, that's why it was so easy to eliminate ISIS.
[00:38:21]  Why do you think that Trump was so confident that he was going to eliminate ISIS?
[00:38:26]  Because these folks that are a part of Al-Qaeda, that are a part of ISIS, were a part of the CIA.
[00:38:32]  I write extensively on a blog about this.
[00:38:35]  That's why this stupid idiot Jamal Khashoggi was on the international media as some great tragedy because he got executed by the country that he turned his back on, Saudi Arabia.
[00:38:49]  And we're supposed to care about this asshole.
[00:38:51]  I mean, I've got Jamal Khashoggi on Ghost.report right now in an article showing him with a surface-to-air missile during the Russian-Afghan war during the time the Mujahideen was used against the Russians in their attempt to occupy Afghanistan.
[00:39:12]  Now, I'm just simply stating right now that the foreign policy that was before, which was utilizing these Mujahideen assets and basically utilizing them against America's interest.
[00:39:24]  I mean, let's be honest, how far we've come from 9-11, the war on terror, al-Qaeda, ISIS, and now it doesn't seem like we have any kind of a problem in that regard.
[00:39:36]  Why do you think that the president, our current president Trump, was so confident that he was going to eliminate ISIS because all he had to do was just cut their fucking contract at the CIA?
[00:39:46]  That's why you have a lot of people in the CIA that are against Trump because they believe this sick-ass policy that they created, which is the war on terror and unleashing these jehudies all over the Middle East and overthrowing secular governments and all this other crap.
[00:40:03]  That whole foreign policy has been reversed.
[00:40:07]  So if you want my opinion, I mean, you people that are out here talking garbage, I think you need to understand how the transition of our Middle East policy has gone completely in another direction.

=== Foreign Policy Reversals and Political Anger (14:29) ===

[00:40:18]  All right.
[00:40:19]  And another rep. People want, you want the link?
[00:40:22]  Hold on, let me get you the link.
[00:40:24]  God damn it.
[00:40:26]  Hold on, I'll get you all the links so you folks can go read it for yourself.
[00:40:31]  I mean, I go extensively into the CIA, and here it is right here.
[00:40:37]  Let me go ahead and put it.
[00:40:38]  Let me put it up right here in the chat room.
[00:40:40]  Here it is, right here.
[00:40:42]  A New Jersey man was taken into custody after entering St. Patrick's Cathedral with at least two gasoline canisters.
[00:40:48]  Police and law enforcement sources said, No way!
[00:40:55]  No goddamn way!
[00:40:59]  Currently in Ghost's Mind, nuke Israel, nuke the Jews.
[00:41:03]  No, that's in your freaking mind, dude.
[00:41:06]  That ain't in my mind.
[00:41:08]  That ain't in my mind.
[00:41:09]  That's in your sick-ass mind.
[00:41:13]  Once again, here, I'm going to post it again.
[00:41:15]  Look in the chat room.
[00:41:16]  There's the article, ghost.report.
[00:41:18]  M Cook, baby, what's up, man?
[00:41:21]  What do you call a deer with no eyes?
[00:41:23]  No idea.
[00:41:24]  Shout out to Dear Freckles.
[00:41:27]  Cheers to M Cook, man.
[00:41:29]  And cheers to Dear Freckles while you're at it, baby, all right?
[00:41:32]  Ghost, hold the ghosties before Yom Kippur because that's when our Lord and Savior is coming back.
[00:41:36]  And since you're a drunk dopehead that's going to hell, you'll be left with the best.
[00:41:40]  Okay, great.
[00:41:45]  Calm your ass down.
[00:41:46]  Calm your ass down.
[00:41:47]  My God doesn't give a shit.
[00:41:48]  So, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, all right?
[00:41:52]  Out here in San Inboat, are you trading food stamps for light beer?
[00:41:57]  You think I'm going to drink light beer?
[00:42:00]  Get the hell out of here.
[00:42:01]  Anyway, let me say cheers to M. Cook.
[00:42:02]  Cheers to Cuckler III.
[00:42:04]  Cheers to Dear Freckles.
[00:42:05]  And once again, cheers to the inner circle, baby.
[00:42:07]  Cheers, baby.
[00:42:13]  Very good.
[00:42:14]  Very good for Christ's sake.
[00:42:16]  All right.
[00:42:16]  As a matter of fact, we're coming up to Easter, right?
[00:42:21]  Isn't that we're celebrating on Sunday?
[00:42:23]  Do you even know what you people are celebrating on Easter while you're out there having your kids look for eggs?
[00:42:30]  You know, and finding chocolates in them, and, you know, which is a known aphrodisiac.
[00:42:35]  I mean, do you understand what's going on?
[00:42:37]  You are doing a pagan fertility ritual and you are celebrating the East Star, the Eastern star.
[00:42:46]  Happy East Star.
[00:42:49]  So, yeah, that's great, you know?
[00:42:52]  And by the way, Good Fridays this Friday, right?
[00:42:55]  Good Fridays this Friday.
[00:42:56]  That means I'm not supposed to be eating steak.
[00:42:58]  Well, you know what?
[00:42:58]  I'm eating a greasy ass, fat, fucking bloody steak.
[00:43:01]  How do you like that?
[00:43:04]  Yeah, that's how I feel about it, Ferrite Christ.
[00:43:07]  So, what is this?
[00:43:09]  Who the hell is donating for $2 type cap to Bandesi?
[00:43:15]  Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:43:17]  Can you shut up?
[00:43:20]  Spam tornado mojis in the chat to me magic my cat into good health.
[00:43:25]  What?
[00:43:26]  What?
[00:43:27]  What are you talking about?
[00:43:29]  Here's the ghetto capitalist.
[00:43:30]  Yo, it's been a while, ghost.
[00:43:32]  Nothing new here.
[00:43:33]  Making good money selling stuff on the internet.
[00:43:36]  Turns out that shit at Goodwill sells good online.
[00:43:39]  Well, who would have thought?
[00:43:41]  Who would have thought that the Carpenters better than Pantera?
[00:43:46]  Are you shitting me, man?
[00:43:47]  Pantera is metal, dude.
[00:43:50]  That's what you people don't understand, man.
[00:43:52]  Dimebag Daryl, the original metal riffs, the fucking hard-ass goddamn Vinnie Paul drums, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:01]  And of course, you can't forget Phil and Selmo, which, you know, if you want my opinion, I think I like Phil and Selmo, okay?
[00:44:08]  I'm not trying to hate on him.
[00:44:10]  You want the real political dope?
[00:44:12]  Don't fall for fake news.
[00:44:14]  What are you talking about?
[00:44:15]  Hey, that's a liberal.
[00:44:17]  That's a liberal trying to hate on me on there.
[00:44:19]  That's a liberal trying to hate me.
[00:44:22]  Ghost God is Satan.
[00:44:26]  God's not Satan.
[00:44:28]  Brave is rolling out its Brave Rewards program to mobile users today.
[00:44:32]  Oh, wow.
[00:44:32]  Brave will pay you basic attention token to view privacy-respecting ads.
[00:44:37]  Oh, look at that.
[00:44:38]  I haven't yet checked out Bat.
[00:44:39]  Go check it out.
[00:44:41]  I've been telling people that here for a while, but you know, what are you going to say?
[00:44:44]  You know, oh, geez, real funny asshole.
[00:44:47]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:44:49]  What are you talking about, man?
[00:44:53]  What is this?
[00:44:54]  What?
[00:44:58]  What's the difference between ghost and a suicide bomber?
[00:45:01]  The suicide bomber actually accomplishes something when triggered.
[00:45:05]  Oh, go shut up your ass, dark, mean magician asshole.
[00:45:09]  All right.
[00:45:11]  Oh, yeah, great.
[00:45:12]  Yeah, go ahead.
[00:45:12]  Here we go again.
[00:45:13]  They want to wish a tornado on me.
[00:45:15]  I mean, bro, you're lucky I'm even broadcasting during thunderstorm warning, man.
[00:45:20]  There's supposed to be hail.
[00:45:21]  There's supposed to be high winds, tornadic activity, man.
[00:45:25]  Limp wrist, Daryl.
[00:45:27]  You fucking asshole.
[00:45:28]  Don't even go there, man.
[00:45:29]  All right.
[00:45:30]  Don't you even go there?
[00:45:32]  Have you ever seen Pantera Home Video Part 3?
[00:45:36]  I would strongly advise you to go look at that.
[00:45:38]  That's fucking rock and roll.
[00:45:40]  That's metal.
[00:45:42]  The Pantera Home Video 3, baby.
[00:45:45]  The third one.
[00:45:46]  That's metal.
[00:45:49]  You idiots wouldn't know metal if it hit you upside your stupid dumb lunk heads, all right?
[00:45:54]  Son of a bitch.
[00:45:55]  Give me my freaking beer.
[00:45:56]  As a matter of fact, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
[00:45:59]  I need more beer.
[00:46:02]  Goddamn right.
[00:46:03]  Give me that goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[00:46:05]  And I got ice cold beer, baby.
[00:46:08]  I got ice cold beer here, boy.
[00:46:13]  It's cold, baby.
[00:46:14]  It's real cold.
[00:46:16]  And there ain't nothing like real cold beer for Christ's sake, man.
[00:46:20]  Here, let's go ahead and pour it in here, baby.
[00:46:24]  We've only just begun to live.
[00:46:26]  White lace and promises.
[00:46:28]  A kiss for luck, and we're on our way.
[00:46:30]  And yes, that's a pretty good song, even though the carpenter.
[00:46:34]  Wasn't the carpenters the broad that died of anorexia because all she ate was carrots and she like started turning orange or something?
[00:46:43]  Barrels for Daryl?
[00:46:44]  Go fuck.
[00:46:44]  Shut up.
[00:46:45]  All right, asshole.
[00:46:47]  Isn't that the one the carpenters were the broad?
[00:46:49]  Like, she became like the first bulimic or something to die of anorexia because I don't know.
[00:46:54]  Every time she looked in the mirror, she saw some fat slob.
[00:46:59]  Dime bag Ard Hammond.
[00:47:00]  Yes, I'm that cool.
[00:47:02]  All right, whatever.
[00:47:04]  Am I wrong?
[00:47:05]  Or is that a different, is that a different group?
[00:47:08]  We've only just begun to live wideless and promised.
[00:47:17]  It's that one, right?
[00:47:19]  Anyway, just saying, man, I just, I'm just saying.
[00:47:24]  I mean, you know, I'm not a fruit bowl.
[00:47:27]  I don't know the goddamn song.
[00:47:28]  Somebody just donated it, you son of a bitch.
[00:47:31]  You see, now I'm gay because I know this.
[00:47:34]  All right, great.
[00:47:35]  Karen Carpenter's vomit.
[00:47:37]  God, Jesus Christ.
[00:47:39]  You see, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[00:47:41]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:47:42]  That was the anorexic rod that killed you.
[00:47:44]  She died from anorexia.
[00:47:46]  She ate nothing but carrots.
[00:47:48]  She started turning into one, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:50]  Y'all remember that?
[00:47:52]  I'm not gay because I know the carpenters, dude.
[00:47:55]  I was around at that time.
[00:47:57]  I was alive.
[00:47:58]  I remember.
[00:48:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:48:03]  You guys are fucking pissing me off.
[00:48:04]  I'm in the middle of a goddamn tornado warning over here, man.
[00:48:08]  I deserve more respect, man.
[00:48:12]  I deserve more respect.
[00:48:14]  Buy that for a dollar.
[00:48:17]  Fagetti.
[00:48:18]  You fucking, you know what, man?
[00:48:21]  Just shut up.
[00:48:21]  All right.
[00:48:22]  Everybody just shut your stupid stinking hole.
[00:48:25]  Or I'm going to get off this damn broadcast.
[00:48:27]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:48:28]  All right.
[00:48:29]  You're lucky I'm even here.
[00:48:31]  Look at this fucking CX reference.
[00:48:33]  Dime bag Andy asshole.
[00:48:35]  Dime bag goddamn Andy.
[00:48:38]  Don't be making fun of dime bag Daryl, dude.
[00:48:40]  Don't shoot even dare.
[00:48:43]  Dimebag Daryl is metal, man.
[00:48:46]  You're my goddamn beer.
[00:48:48]  All right.
[00:48:49]  I'm just going to keep drinking because, I mean, listen, there's going to be a storm tonight.
[00:48:54]  There's going to be hard ass hail.
[00:48:56]  And I'm not even looking forward to it on the damage of my foreign cars that are outside.
[00:49:02]  I mean, I'm telling you.
[00:49:06]  And here, you idiots, you guys are trying to meme magic, a goddamn tornado on my goddamn house, wanting to suck me away to the you know Wizard Of Oz or some shit, with Templeton following yellow brick roads and crap eating.
[00:49:21]  You know, meeting Tin Man and and and and Scarecrow.
[00:49:25]  Hey, did you know?
[00:49:26]  I, I didn't know this, but did you know that Scarecrow was actually packing a gun the whole time and he was just too chicken shit to pull it?
[00:49:33]  Did you do y'all remember this?
[00:49:34]  In the Wizard Of Oz i'm not even joking around man.
[00:49:38]  Uh, the Scarecrow is packing a gun in the Wizard Of Oz, but too chicken shit to pull the trigger.
[00:49:45]  I'm not even joking.
[00:49:46]  I, I didn't even catch that.
[00:49:49]  I'm a stick I I, I am a stick.
[00:49:53]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[00:49:54]  For two bucks, I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean but uh good god, anyway.
[00:50:02]  Um, i'm just uh, I i'm just gonna continue on with this broadcast here.
[00:50:08]  I think some people want me to get to the markets.
[00:50:10]  I buy that, for I bareback Daryl, a fucking shut up asshole.
[00:50:15]  All right, can you please just shut up and stop it with dime bag Daryl and give him some respect.
[00:50:20]  Please can't you just give him a little bit of respect, Jesus Christ anyway, let me continue here.
[00:50:31]  I mean, should I cover the markets at this point in time?
[00:50:34]  I mean, does anybody care?
[00:50:36]  Does anybody care?
[00:50:39]  We don't, we don't care.
[00:50:40]  No respect, Jesus Christ.
[00:50:42]  I mean, I just freaking said that we don't care.
[00:50:45]  No respect, when Ghost gets sucked away, it will be the first time he ever got sucked.
[00:50:50]  Ah, go shove it up your ass.
[00:50:52]  Your mama was sucking the balls out of my cock when you were just a twinkle in her goddamn uterus pipe.
[00:50:57]  So just sit there and shut up.
[00:50:58]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:51:00]  All right, you better hope that your mother is not in the same vicinity.
[00:51:04]  As a matter of fact, you better hope there's no women in the same vicinity of my voice right now, because I guarantee you, if they're listening to my manly dominance in another room, they're putting a couple of fingers in their private parts, trying to put themselves in orgasmic pleasure.
[00:51:18]  Listening to the manled dominance that i'm just throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
[00:51:27]  So I guarantee you better not have your mommy, your auntie, your granny, your sister, or nobody.
[00:51:33]  All right?
[00:51:33]  Because I'm telling you right now, there ain't no manly dominance that is as bad as this man right here.
[00:51:39]  I can tell you right now, if there's a woman within the vicinity of this goddamn man's voice right now, she's putting a couple of fingers where the sun don't shine.
[00:51:50]  Big Dick Daryl.
[00:51:51]  I don't know about the guy's prick.
[00:51:52]  All right.
[00:51:53]  I don't know about the guy's prick.
[00:51:54]  I mean, what the hell are you worried about the guy's prick for?
[00:51:59]  Anyway, look, sorry.
[00:52:00]  Look, I'm looking in the chat room.
[00:52:02]  People are trying to hide their females.
[00:52:04]  I don't blame them.
[00:52:06]  Okay?
[00:52:07]  I don't blame them for Christ's sake.
[00:52:09]  I mean, I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap their mothers upside their chin.
[00:52:13]  Ghost, I had a vision of your place in hell.
[00:52:16]  Oh, really?
[00:52:17]  You burn.
[00:52:18]  You scream in agony.
[00:52:19]  You beg the God you mock for forgiveness, but Jesus won't.
[00:52:23]  He shakes his head and says you are an unsaved, foul-mouthed gluttony.
[00:52:26]  Oh, I'm a fucking hot.
[00:52:32]  Oh, I'm an unsafe, foul-mouthed glutton.
[00:52:36]  And what does it say?
[00:52:38]  I'm going to choke.
[00:52:39]  I'm going to burn.
[00:52:39]  I'm going to scream in anime in agony.
[00:52:43]  I hope not an anime.
[00:52:46]  In agony in hell.
[00:52:48]  But they say that hell's not hot, though.
[00:52:50]  Did y'all hear about that?
[00:52:52]  They say that hell's not hot.
[00:52:57]  They say that hell's not hot.
[00:53:01]  Black Sabbath better than Pantera?
[00:53:04]  Black Sabbath is alright.
[00:53:05]  I wouldn't say they're better than Pantera.
[00:53:07]  I like the Pantera's Planet Caravan better than Black Sabbath, even though Black Sabbath is still pretty decent.
[00:53:16]  Hide y'all kids.
[00:53:17]  Hide y'all wife.
[00:53:18]  And hide your husband cause ghost raping or body out here.
[00:53:21]  Ah, shove it up your ass, Nicoangel, all right?
[00:53:24]  I don't go that way, all right?
[00:53:26]  I don't go that way.
[00:53:27]  The sign on my ass says do not enter.
[00:53:29]  Do you understand me?
[00:53:31]  I'm not even joking around, all right?
[00:53:33]  There's ejection only out of the butthole.
[00:53:38]  Ghost is roasting in anime along with his granny.
[00:53:40]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:53:41]  Well, there's dark me magician girl.
[00:53:44]  Look, don't worry.
[00:53:45]  You're going to get your goddamn freaking inner circle link tonight, man.
[00:53:48]  And yeah, real funny about the freaking troll.
[00:53:52]  My wife would beat you up.
[00:53:53]  She won't care that you're in a wheelchair.
[00:53:55]  Let me tell you something.
[00:53:56]  Your wife wouldn't do nothing to me.
[00:53:59]  You know what?
[00:53:59]  You know what your wife would be doing?
[00:54:02]  I would say, hey, Broad, I know that you're with this dickless wonder over here, but this is a real man right here.
[00:54:08]  So unless you want me to get my goddamn iTurner pimp hand strong and make your face beat up my hands, get in the goddamn kitchen, make me a sandwich, and make sure that it's got plenty of mayo.
[00:54:20]  Now get in there, bitch.
[00:54:21]  Go ahead and slap her asses.
[00:54:23]  Get in there.
[00:54:24]  Get in there.
[00:54:28]  I'm just saying.
[00:54:29]  I'm just saying.
[00:54:30]  All right.
[00:54:31]  So tell your wife that.
[00:54:32]  And no, I'm not a woman beater.
[00:54:34]  All right.
[00:54:35]  You people, you people in the chat room, you insinuate that.
[00:54:38]  What is this?
[00:54:39]  Spaghetti emojis, asshole?
[00:54:42]  Spaghetti emoji?
[00:54:43]  Can you shove the spaghetti emoji up your ass, please?
[00:54:46]  I'd buy that for a hole.

=== Stop Your Spaghetti Emojis Up My Ass (15:06) ===

[00:54:48]  AGAIN!
[00:54:49]  AGAIN!
[00:54:50]  Can you shove the spaghetti emoji up your ass?
[00:54:55]  AGAIN!
[00:54:56]  You fucking stupid asshole!
[00:55:00]  Stupid goddamn emoji!
[00:55:02]  Shove up your ass!
[00:55:06]  Damn it!
[00:55:06]  If your wife was a video game, it would be rated E for everyone.
[00:55:10]  Oh, shut up, you freaking panda!
[00:55:12]  You sit there and shut your stupid mouth again with the damn emoji, you stupid spaghetti!
[00:55:19]  Stop your spaghetti up your ass!
[00:55:22]  Oh, God!
[00:55:25]  Nipsey's killer has the same lawyer as O.J. Simpson did, Christopher Darden.
[00:55:29]  He decided to quit practicing law and became an actor.
[00:55:33]  Now he's coming out of retirement.
[00:55:36]  Edgy Brawl.
[00:55:38]  Edgy Bra going there.
[00:55:40]  He's going there, baby.
[00:55:43]  Oh, it's M Cook for $50, baby.
[00:55:48]  M Cook!
[00:55:49]  $50 bill!
[00:55:52]  $50 bill!
[00:55:53]  Oh, man, cheers to M. Cook, baby.
[00:55:56]  Hey, G, if Sly from Sly and the Family Stone would have invested in blue chip stocks, he would have been well off financially.
[00:56:03]  Yeah.
[00:56:04]  Instead, he has blew all his money and now resides on the California shoreline in his van playing with his peck peck pecker shop.
[00:56:10]  And that's sad because Sly in the Family Stone was some good music, man.
[00:56:15]  Sly in the Family Stone with some good music.
[00:56:17]  And an IC member.
[00:56:19]  Cobra Kai Season 2 is out next week.
[00:56:20]  I can't wait re-watching all of season one right now.
[00:56:24]  Let me tell you, if you did not watch Cobra Kai, I mean, they got all the season right now.
[00:56:30]  Season one.
[00:56:31]  Cuckler III.
[00:56:32]  Take that cow dark meme magician girl to the woodshed and whoop her ass.
[00:56:38]  Believe me, I'm thinking about it.
[00:56:40]  I'm thinking about it.
[00:56:41]  He said it again.
[00:56:42]  Take that cow dark meme magician girl to the woodshed and whoop her ass.
[00:56:47]  I'd buy that for a jackler in the market.
[00:56:53]  Shut up.
[00:56:53]  That's just fucking jackler.
[00:56:55]  Just sit there and shut up.
[00:56:56]  Anyway, I can't wait for Cobra Kai season two, baby.
[00:57:00]  Cobra Kai never dies, baby.
[00:57:03]  All right.
[00:57:03]  So I would strongly advise everybody to go check out Cobra Kai, baby.
[00:57:07]  I know I am.
[00:57:09]  I know I am.
[00:57:11]  What is this?
[00:57:11]  Ghost with dime fag and die.
[00:57:13]  Just shut up.
[00:57:15]  Shut your mouth.
[00:57:16]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:57:19]  Ghost, you better believe there will be Mayo on that sandwich, my dick mayo.
[00:57:23]  Ah, shit.
[00:57:24]  Shit, you sick fucking pervert.
[00:57:26]  You're a sick freaking pervert, for Christ's sake.
[00:57:29]  Cream of some young man?
[00:57:32]  Cream of some young man.
[00:57:33]  How about cream of some young whaw?
[00:57:36]  Cream of some young whaw.
[00:57:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:44]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:57:45]  I did not mean to say the last name, but these assholes, they put these names together.
[00:57:49]  They make me say all this foul-mouth garbage.
[00:57:52]  And I really don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
[00:57:55]  All right?
[00:57:57]  I don't appreciate it.
[00:57:58]  Anyway, Cobra Kai never dies, baby.
[00:58:01]  You understand?
[00:58:02]  And I can't wait for season two.
[00:58:05]  What is this?
[00:58:06]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:58:07]  I'm actually going to be in San Antonio next week for work and was wondering if you wanted to drive over to Dallas with me to catch the stars game.
[00:58:15]  Game.
[00:58:16]  Are you kidding me, dude?
[00:58:18]  It's like a seven-hour drive.
[00:58:20]  It's like a six-hour drive to Dallas from San Antonio, dude.
[00:58:24]  It's like a six-hour drive, and I don't even like hockey.
[00:58:27]  I don't get hockey.
[00:58:27]  I'm sorry.
[00:58:28]  I don't hate on hockey.
[00:58:30]  I know they fight.
[00:58:30]  I know it's a rough sport.
[00:58:32]  I'm not hating on it.
[00:58:33]  I just don't get it.
[00:58:33]  I wasn't raised around it.
[00:58:37]  But I do appreciate it, Buck.
[00:58:39]  Cheers to you, and I hope that you have a decent time out here in San Hambonio.
[00:58:44]  Again with the spaghetti emojis, you idiot.
[00:58:48]  Again, with the goddamn spaghetti emojis, man.
[00:58:51]  Ghost beats douchebag Daryl with spaghetti.
[00:58:53]  You fucking stupid idiot.
[00:58:57]  Man, why did I even come on today?
[00:59:00]  I mean, it's windy outside.
[00:59:01]  There's thunderstorms.
[00:59:04]  Thanks for the free food boo.
[00:59:06]  I have your EBT.
[00:59:08]  Thanks for the free food boo.
[00:59:09]  I don't have no fucking EBT.
[00:59:10]  Are you kidding me, man?
[00:59:12]  I'd rather starve to death than have a damn EBT or you know what they call it out here in Texas?
[00:59:19]  The Lone Star card.
[00:59:20]  Man, I felt like a fucking idiot during the Obama administration.
[00:59:24]  I felt like I was the only moron that paid for my own food.
[00:59:28]  It seemed like every time I was in a goddamn line at the HEB, these stupid dumb doesn't matter what they were wearing.
[00:59:33]  They were wearing Gucci, they were wearing, you know, Prada, they were wearing all this stuff, pulling out the Lone Star card to pay for their food.
[00:59:39]  I felt like an idiot, but you know what?
[00:59:41]  I was not going to stoop down to that level.
[00:59:44]  All right, I was not going to stoop down to that level because this is how I look at it, folks, okay?
[00:59:50]  This is how I look at it.
[00:59:51]  Hold on.
[00:59:51]  What is this, Chris?
[00:59:53]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:59:53]  Love the show.
[00:59:55]  This is 100% serious, though.
[00:59:57]  How can I satisfy my pig manure fetish?
[01:00:00]  It's driving me crazy lately.
[01:00:02]  Every day I think about being tied down and severely punished with pig shit.
[01:00:07]  Or go to a farm, okay, dude.
[01:00:09]  Go to a farm and pay a farmer.
[01:00:11]  I don't really care.
[01:00:13]  You're a sick bastard.
[01:00:14]  Did the money your wife made sucking and fucking Mr. Kraft pay for your new wheelchair?
[01:00:18]  Shut the fuck up, Mr. Kraft.
[01:00:20]  You talk about Robert Kraft asshole.
[01:00:22]  Just shut up.
[01:00:23]  Ghost won an extra small cheese pizza from Comet Pizza Street.
[01:00:27]  No, first of all, I would never accept that.
[01:00:32]  I would never accept that.
[01:00:33]  I think you should try butt plugs.
[01:00:34]  I just got done using one with dots all over them.
[01:00:37]  It hurt at first, but goddamn the climax was goddamn ridiculous.
[01:00:41]  No!
[01:00:41]  No, no, no.
[01:00:44]  And shut up with your freaking spaghetti emojis, man.
[01:00:49]  I'm getting tired of this, dude.
[01:00:51]  I'm really getting tired of- spaghetti goddamn emoji, you fucking stupid!
[01:01:06]  I almost died!
[01:01:10]  Almost died!
[01:01:14]  And I'm not saying that racist, goddamn, freaking text to speech.
[01:01:18]  I'm not saying it.
[01:01:20]  What?
[01:01:21]  $25 goddamn spaghetti emoji?
[01:01:25]  Are you shit me?
[01:01:28]  Stop it!
[01:01:31]  No!
[01:01:32]  No!
[01:01:35]  Stupid asshole!
[01:01:37]  Stop!
[01:01:39]  Fucking!
[01:01:41]  Stop!
[01:01:44]  Can you stop with the goddamn spaghetti emojis, man!
[01:01:48]  Spaghetti damn near killed me!
[01:01:52]  You understand that?
[01:01:55]  Spaghetti damn near killed me!
[01:02:01]  I'd buy that for a daughter!
[01:02:03]  Oh, shove your CX up, your ass, man!
[01:02:05]  CX is dead!
[01:02:07]  It's over!
[01:02:08]  It's finished!
[01:02:11]  God damn spaghetti emoji, man!
[01:02:14]  Can you leave me alone?
[01:02:15]  Can you leave me alone with a goddamn spaghetti emoji, man?
[01:02:19]  I'd buy that for a daughter.
[01:02:22]  Spaghetti up pooper asshole.
[01:02:24]  Spaghetti up poop like a fucking son of a bitch.
[01:02:37]  I'm scared to pay a farmer because they'll think I'm creepy or something.
[01:02:41]  You are creepy, Chris.
[01:02:42]  I paid a farmer a few weeks ago to let me show some counters.
[01:02:45]  I'm sure you did.
[01:02:46]  I'm sure you sick-ass goddamn farm animal fetish fruit.
[01:02:51]  I'm sure you did, man.
[01:02:53]  I'm sure you fucking did, man.
[01:02:55]  Listen, everybody just shut up with the goddamn spaghetti emojis, man.
[01:02:59]  Spaghetti damn near killed me.
[01:03:02]  Any normal man with a fucking brain could have been able to tell the spaghetti was fucking rancid you first class cut.
[01:03:08]  That's not the real Gordon Ramsey.
[01:03:09]  Shut up.
[01:03:10]  That's not the real Gordon Ramsey.
[01:03:12]  Shut up.
[01:03:15]  You shouldn't be flipping cans over during a tornado warning.
[01:03:18]  My man, chill.
[01:03:21]  I'm trying.
[01:03:22]  I'm trying to chill.
[01:03:23]  Keep yourself healthy, my dude.
[01:03:25]  I'm trying.
[01:03:28]  I'm trying, man.
[01:03:29]  I hope you die in a spaghetti and auto can't.
[01:03:32]  Look at these stories.
[01:03:33]  These fucking people are wishing me dead.
[01:03:36]  These fucking people are wishing me dead.
[01:03:39]  Getty.
[01:03:44]  What?
[01:03:46]  Don't try to flex nuts at me, Cuckler.
[01:03:48]  Unlike you, I'm not a sellout with no friends.
[01:03:54]  Damn, dark mean magician, girl.
[01:03:56]  Why?
[01:03:57]  Why are you doing that, man?
[01:03:58]  I thought they were beer cans this whole time.
[01:04:00]  Turns out they were empty cans of Del Monte spaghetti.
[01:04:03]  Oh, shut up, Nico.
[01:04:04]  I'm sick and tired of your ass.
[01:04:07]  Shut up, Nico.
[01:04:10]  Ghost plus spaghetti equals happy, what, retarded happy boy?
[01:04:16]  Yay!
[01:04:17]  Spaghetti!
[01:04:18]  Yay!
[01:04:19]  I'm like, shut up!
[01:04:21]  I've had just about enough for you, sick, dumb internet people.
[01:04:24]  I've had about enough.
[01:04:26]  Engineer, where's Mrs. Ghost?
[01:04:28]  Where are we?
[01:04:29]  I don't think we're in San Antonio.
[01:04:31]  Oh, just shut up.
[01:04:32]  I never said that.
[01:04:33]  Just shut your goddamn stupid ass.
[01:04:35]  I never said that.
[01:04:36]  Our hose blew into Equestria.
[01:04:38]  Please help us, Celestial.
[01:04:42]  I know this is a goddamn sick ass, fruity ass Brody, man.
[01:04:46]  I'm getting tired of you, bronies, man.
[01:04:49]  I'm getting sick of you fucking Brodies.
[01:04:52]  You make me sick.
[01:04:52]  You make me so sick.
[01:04:54]  You make me throw up fucking nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma for Christ's sake.
[01:05:05]  Tornado will get you, huh, for $3.
[01:05:08]  Somebody just donated that tornado will get me?
[01:05:11]  Man, what the hell?
[01:05:12]  Why am I even broadcasting to you, scumbags, if this is how you feel, man?
[01:05:17]  Why am I even broadcasting to you, scumbags, if this is how you feel?
[01:05:21]  The fucking spaghetti is fucking raw.
[01:05:23]  That's not the real Gordon Ramsey.
[01:05:25]  Shut up.
[01:05:26]  I like Gordon Ramsey, man.
[01:05:29]  If I had one person to meet, if there was like a fucking genie or something that came out of one of these beer bottles and they said, Ghost, who would you like to meet right now?
[01:05:39]  I would say Gordon Ramsey, man.
[01:05:43]  I would say Gordon Ramsey.
[01:05:46]  What is this?
[01:05:47]  You fucking spaghetti!
[01:05:52]  Spaghetti!
[01:05:53]  Shut up!
[01:05:54]  No wonder you can't poison me!
[01:05:56]  Shut up, man!
[01:05:57]  Shut up!
[01:05:59]  Shut up!
[01:06:00]  Shut up, man!
[01:06:03]  Stop!
[01:06:05]  More spaghetti!
[01:06:08]  More goddamn spaghetti emojis, man!
[01:06:11]  Stick those goddamn spaghetti emojis straight up your fucking fruity ass!
[01:06:17]  Do you hear me, turkey kits?
[01:06:19]  Huh?
[01:06:21]  Do you hear me, you phallic, fluffing, belch-breathing, chicken-eating cornboy crap?
[01:06:26]  Do you hear me?
[01:06:28]  Do you sick, dumb internet people, hear me?
[01:06:34]  These freaking emojis, man.
[01:06:36]  Got your freaking spaghetti emojis on the text-to-speech.
[01:06:39]  And look at the- look at the chat room!
[01:06:41]  Look!
[01:06:42]  Look, for Christ's sake, man!
[01:06:46]  I'm telling you, man, spaghetti damn near killed me!
[01:06:53]  And you idiots don't even give a crap!
[01:06:57]  Oh, God.
[01:07:00]  Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[01:07:02]  It's the only way I can pallet, man.
[01:07:04]  It's the only way I can pal at this crap.
[01:07:14]  Don't you dumbasses understand that I'm broadcasting to a tornado warning?
[01:07:21]  Fucking fuck you with the fucking spaghetti emoji, man!
[01:07:24]  Fuck you!
[01:07:25]  Fuck you!
[01:07:35]  Shut the hell up!
[01:07:37]  Put a razor blade in your mouth.
[01:07:41]  How dare you say fucking anonymous, man?
[01:07:43]  Fuck you, man!
[01:07:47]  Feel spaghetti, man!
[01:07:50]  Feel spaghetti, man!
[01:07:51]  Man, shut up!
[01:07:54]  Spaghetti!
[01:07:56]  Damn near killed me!
[01:07:59]  Don't you understand it?
[01:08:02]  God damn it!
[01:08:06]  Freaking spaghetti!
[01:08:08]  Damn near killed me!
[01:08:13]  Oh, God, you're making me belch now.
[01:08:18]  Oh, you smoke oregano.
[01:08:22]  It sounds like the tornado already arrived.
[01:08:24]  It hasn't arrived yet, man.
[01:08:26]  It hasn't arrived yet, man.
[01:08:28]  Thank God.
[01:08:32]  Correction.
[01:08:33]  We do give a crap that spaghetti almost killed you.
[01:08:36]  We're pissed it didn't.
[01:08:38]  I mean, what the hell was that?
[01:08:39]  Why would you donate that, man?
[01:08:42]  Why do the people that listen to me want me dead?
[01:08:46]  Why?
[01:08:47]  Too bad spaghetti isn't Jewish.
[01:08:48]  You'd say the food poisoning was an accident just like the US.
[01:08:52]  Oh, shut up, Juan Wick.
[01:08:53]  I just shut your stupid goddamn anti-Semitic mouth.
[01:08:56]  Shut up, Juan Wick.
[01:08:58]  Spaghetti is a long, thin, solid, cylindrical pasta.
[01:09:01]  Spaghetti is a thicker form of spaghetti, while cappellini is a very thin spaghetti.
[01:09:06]  Who gives a shit about the definitions of fucking pasta?
[01:09:09]  Who gives a crap about the definitions of pasta, man?
[01:09:13]  Look at this.
[01:09:14]  It will arrive soon.
[01:09:15]  Look at you people.
[01:09:16]  Y'all are begging this goddamn tornado to hit me, man.
[01:09:20]  It's like y'all are wanting this me magic to just come in and hit me.
[01:09:26]  God, man.
[01:09:27]  Why?
[01:09:28]  Why?
[01:09:29]  What the hell did I ever do to you people?
[01:09:33]  All I've ever done was try to do a damn broadcast.
[01:09:39]  I'm not saying that sick name, connoisseur name.
[01:09:42]  I'm not saying that goddamn crap, man.
[01:09:48]  Ghost spaghetti isn't poisonous.
[01:09:50]  What poisoned you was eating the spaghetti out of the engineer's asshole.

=== Cosplay, Anime Haters, and Mental Problems (15:38) ===

[01:09:54]  Oh, Josh, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:09:56]  Shut up.
[01:09:57]  Spaghetti fetish.
[01:09:58]  Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:10:00]  Good God, shut up.
[01:10:03]  Oh my god.
[01:10:06]  I can't believe you people, man.
[01:10:08]  I can't.
[01:10:08]  I can't, man.
[01:10:09]  I can't.
[01:10:11]  I can't.
[01:10:13]  Spaghetti damn near killed me.
[01:10:18]  And you don't even care.
[01:10:20]  You don't even give a crap, man.
[01:10:23]  None of you, man.
[01:10:25]  None of you, man.
[01:10:29]  Oh, God.
[01:10:31]  Hey, Jason, I'm leaving bad reviews in your name for all the olive gardens near you.
[01:10:36]  Yay, spaghetti.
[01:10:38]  First of all, my name's not Jason, and secondly, I don't give a crap.
[01:10:42]  I hate the Olive Garden, alright?
[01:10:44]  I hate the Olive Garden.
[01:10:45]  It used to be a classy place, and now it's filled with nothing but a bunch of goddamn EBT tearing, lone star card tear and degenerates.
[01:10:53]  Alright?
[01:10:54]  It all went downhill for Olive Garden once they started accepting EBT.
[01:10:58]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:11:00]  Ghost is dead.
[01:11:02]  You are an I am pasta.
[01:11:03]  Josh, shut up!
[01:11:04]  I'm an imposter.
[01:11:06]  Go fuck yourself, Hail Stormler.
[01:11:08]  Alright?
[01:11:09]  Go shove it up your ass, Stormler.
[01:11:13]  Trade ghost to get dime back.
[01:11:15]  Oh, dude, don't Trade ghost to get dime bag back.
[01:11:22]  That's great.
[01:11:23]  That's just great, man.
[01:11:28]  Oh, God.
[01:11:29]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[01:11:33]  I'd buy that for a ghost.
[01:11:37]  Apollone, Apollo own, Apollion, Apollonian, Apollo.
[01:11:41]  I don't know what the hell the destroyer.
[01:11:43]  I care, ghost.
[01:11:44]  And I promise you will be protected during this tornado and you will not be harmed.
[01:11:48]  You're damn right, I am.
[01:11:50]  You're damn right.
[01:11:53]  What is this?
[01:11:54]  Ghost plus spaghetti plus storm equals.
[01:11:58]  What the hell?
[01:11:59]  What the hell is that?
[01:11:59]  What is that?
[01:12:00]  Cans.way?
[01:12:01]  What the hell is that?
[01:12:04]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:12:06]  Roleplay Fox Girl.
[01:12:11]  No, no, no.
[01:12:12]  Get your goddamn furry ass off of me.
[01:12:16]  Get your goddamn furry ass off of me for Christ's sake.
[01:12:20]  EBT at ghost stores.
[01:12:22]  I don't accept EBT, you idiot.
[01:12:24]  All right.
[01:12:25]  Any of my location.
[01:12:26]  No.
[01:12:27]  I'm not promoting that shit.
[01:12:30]  And hey, role play fox girl.
[01:12:32]  You know what?
[01:12:32]  You're probably a fatty or an ugly.
[01:12:35]  That's why you're a furry.
[01:12:36]  That's what all the furries are.
[01:12:38]  They're fatties and uglies that are trying to cover up their ugly fat bodies with these stupid fursuits so they can still participate in sexually degenerate activity.
[01:12:49]  All right.
[01:12:49]  It's all there is to it.
[01:12:53]  If you want spaghetti to stop, shoot ghost.
[01:12:58]  Now these people want me shot.
[01:13:01]  And listen, I want to be like, now that we're talking about furries and all this other crap, I took a lot of heat in the comment section recently because I went off on people who cosplay on the last broadcast.
[01:13:14]  And let me tell you something.
[01:13:15]  I stand by what I said.
[01:13:17]  If you're a cosplayer and you're over the age of 18, you're a piece of trash.
[01:13:21]  All right?
[01:13:22]  Celestia, please don't taint my spaghetti.
[01:13:24]  I'll slay the evil queen Chrysalis for you and get you reborn to revive Twilight Sparkle.
[01:13:30]  I didn't know trash talking bronies will kill her.
[01:13:33]  I will do what you want.
[01:13:34]  Shut up, all right?
[01:13:35]  Just shut your mouth.
[01:13:38]  I'm just simply stating, I stand by my comments on cosplaying.
[01:13:43]  And if you're a cosplayer, I will never be friends with you, pricks.
[01:13:47]  Do you understand?
[01:13:48]  Never be friends with you, pricks.
[01:13:51]  If you're out here cosplaying, all right?
[01:13:53]  And don't give me this crap that, well, you know, I like to dress up with my kids and I like to go out with my kids.
[01:13:59]  Why don't you let your kids be kids, you stupid, dumb idiot over 18?
[01:14:04]  I don't want to grow up.
[01:14:05]  I'm a Toys R Us kid.
[01:14:09]  Stupid idiots.
[01:14:10]  All right.
[01:14:11]  And look at, there's a lot of cosplay thoughts.
[01:14:14]  Yeah, you know what cosplay thoughts are?
[01:14:16]  Bitches that are under five in a scale of one to ten.
[01:14:20]  You know it and I know it.
[01:14:22]  All right.
[01:14:23]  That's why they're there playing cosplay with you dorks.
[01:14:26]  Because if they were under any other context, they would be not even acknowledged by the social construct that they reside in.
[01:14:34]  So that's why you got a bunch of fives and unders cosplaying like Wonder Woman or whatever other fucking female character there is out there and have all you goddamn neckbeards going, oh, dude, look.
[01:14:46]  Oh, it's a cosplaying thought, dude.
[01:14:48]  Come on, smash the cans.
[01:14:49]  Tornadoes ruin plans.
[01:14:51]  The trolls will get wild, wild, wild.
[01:14:53]  Yeah, I'm not.
[01:14:54]  Shut up.
[01:14:55]  And don't call me Ghostler either, all right?
[01:14:58]  Don't call me Ghostler.
[01:15:01]  I'm not joking around, man.
[01:15:03]  And like people are saying, well, what if I cosplay as you?
[01:15:05]  I don't want you to cosplay as me.
[01:15:09]  All right.
[01:15:09]  I don't want you to do that, you stupid, dumb fucking idiot.
[01:15:13]  Why don't you stop?
[01:15:14]  Grow up.
[01:15:15]  All right.
[01:15:17]  Grow up.
[01:15:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:20]  And look, people are like, stop it.
[01:15:22]  This is pure cringe.
[01:15:23]  You're going to lose a subscriber if you keep talking about cosplay.
[01:15:27]  Well, you know what?
[01:15:28]  I don't give a crap.
[01:15:29]  All right.
[01:15:31]  I would literally blow a fart right now without the fear of maybe some leakage coming out because that's what I think of you cosplayers.
[01:15:38]  All right.
[01:15:40]  All right.
[01:15:40]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:15:41]  You people make me sick.
[01:15:43]  All right.
[01:15:43]  Why don't you let the kids cosplay?
[01:15:45]  All right.
[01:15:46]  Why don't you let the kids go out and be Spider-Man and Batman and all this other crap?
[01:15:53]  And why don't you people be adults and grow the fuck up?
[01:15:56]  All right.
[01:15:58]  I'm not even joking.
[01:15:59]  Just grow the fuck up.
[01:16:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:04]  But I'm the bad guy because I think that you people that are cosplaying and they're over the age of 18, they got a lot of fucking mental problems.
[01:16:10]  That's what you got.
[01:16:11]  You got a lot of fucking mental problems.
[01:16:14]  Obviously, there was no fatherly influence there because no father would allow their child to be doing this over 18.
[01:16:20]  The hell is this?
[01:16:21]  I'm going to cosplay as you being a fat drunk.
[01:16:24]  Well, you know what?
[01:16:24]  Go ahead and do it.
[01:16:25]  I don't care.
[01:16:26]  You're an idiot.
[01:16:27]  You're a moron.
[01:16:30]  You're an idiot.
[01:16:31]  You're a moron.
[01:16:32]  All right.
[01:16:34]  I don't like you, pricks.
[01:16:36]  All right.
[01:16:36]  I'll never be friends with you, pricks.
[01:16:40]  Hey, look at this.
[01:16:40]  Please don't talk bad about cosplayers.
[01:16:43]  Most of them are decent people.
[01:16:45]  You know what?
[01:16:46]  I don't give a good goddamn if Mother Teresa was a goddamn cosplayer.
[01:16:51]  If she's a cosplayer, she's a piece of trash.
[01:16:55]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:56]  Ghost's colon was touched by my noodly appendage.
[01:17:00]  His farts are now blessed.
[01:17:01]  Breath deep in with cheap healing anger.
[01:17:03]  All right, just shut up.
[01:17:05]  All right?
[01:17:08]  Just shut up, boomer.
[01:17:09]  Now I'm a boomer because I don't dress up like a comic book character.
[01:17:14]  You see where we're headed?
[01:17:15]  You see where we're at now in society?
[01:17:18]  You see where we're at?
[01:17:19]  I'm the bad guy.
[01:17:20]  I'm the bad guy, for Christ's sake.
[01:17:22]  That's great.
[01:17:24]  That's just great.
[01:17:26]  I'm the bad guy.
[01:17:28]  I'm the bad guy.
[01:17:29]  Why am I the bad guy?
[01:17:31]  Because I have an opinion about these cosplay people.
[01:17:37]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:40]  I forgot to mention the spaghetti factory as well.
[01:17:43]  Oh, that's great.
[01:17:46]  That's great.
[01:17:49]  Our server was frazzled.
[01:17:51]  Man, can you all please stop fucking doing stupid dumbass reviews?
[01:17:56]  Just stop, please.
[01:17:58]  Just stop, please.
[01:17:59]  How did Ghost go almost three hours last show without getting up to go to the bathroom?
[01:18:04]  Obviously, he uses a catheter.
[01:18:06]  I don't use a goddamn catheter, all right?
[01:18:09]  Shut up.
[01:18:11]  All right, I got, I got, I'm just filled with piss and fury.
[01:18:14]  I got a big bladder, all right?
[01:18:16]  We did it, Engineer.
[01:18:18]  We defeated Chrysalis and returned peace into Equestria, even though it took seven days.
[01:18:22]  Just do it.
[01:18:23]  Please, man.
[01:18:24]  But we must never speak to you.
[01:18:25]  All right, please just shut up, all right?
[01:18:28]  Let's tell everyone I was gone for a week from bad spaghetti.
[01:18:32]  Pausing your neg-hole?
[01:18:34]  What the?
[01:18:34]  What are you talking about, dude?
[01:18:37]  Templeton cosplay?
[01:18:39]  Jesus.
[01:18:41]  I mean, let's not, please.
[01:18:43]  Can we just stop, please?
[01:18:45]  Seriously, can we just stop?
[01:18:47]  All right, can we stop here?
[01:18:51]  Oh, God, man.
[01:18:53]  Look.
[01:18:54]  Okay, great.
[01:18:55]  You know, if you're paying your own bills and, you know, great, you're cosplaying.
[01:19:00]  All right, great.
[01:19:02]  But I'm telling you right now, I'll never be friends with you pricks that are cosplaying.
[01:19:07]  I'm not joking around.
[01:19:09]  All right.
[01:19:09]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:19:11]  I will just shun you like the plague.
[01:19:13]  All right.
[01:19:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:17]  I'm not just, I'm sorry.
[01:19:18]  I'm just, I'm sorry.
[01:19:19]  All right.
[01:19:19]  It's enough.
[01:19:20]  I'm tired.
[01:19:22]  I'm tired of talking about it.
[01:19:24]  All right?
[01:19:28]  All right.
[01:19:31]  Freaking.
[01:19:31]  I need a shot after talking the cosplay.
[01:19:33]  I feel dirty.
[01:19:34]  You know what?
[01:19:35]  I feel filthy and I feel dirty that there's people over the age of 18 that won't let kids be kids and they're taking childhoods away from children because they want to dress up as their fucking favorite DC and Marvel comic character.
[01:19:50]  I'll never be friends with you pricks.
[01:19:52]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:19:53]  I'll never be friends with you pricks.
[01:19:55]  You know, I need a shot.
[01:19:57]  Give me my shot glass for Christ's sake.
[01:19:59]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:20:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:20:03]  Anti-cause players are losers.
[01:20:05]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:06]  I'm a loser.
[01:20:07]  All right.
[01:20:07]  Yeah, great.
[01:20:09]  Let me tell you something.
[01:20:10]  Who gets laid more?
[01:20:12]  You know, a capitalist who has their own business, driving around in badass foreign cars, got properties all over the place.
[01:20:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:20:21]  I mean, who's laid more?
[01:20:23]  Somebody that's a capitalist or some stupid cosplayer that knows how to, you know, I don't know, fucking make a fucking overgrown axe out of styrofoam.
[01:20:32]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:20:34]  Give me my freaking shot.
[01:20:38]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:40]  Here, fill it up some more, man.
[01:20:41]  Fill it up more.
[01:20:42]  There we go.
[01:20:47]  I paid for my dono with my EBT.
[01:20:50]  No, you didn't, you stupid moron.
[01:20:52]  No, you didn't.
[01:20:54]  And if you did, I'm turning your ass into Donald Trump.
[01:20:57]  All right?
[01:20:57]  And by the way, hey, Donald, if you're listening.
[01:21:02]  I cosplay as Tinky Wink.
[01:21:05]  Shut up.
[01:21:05]  Just shut up.
[01:21:07]  Hey, Donald, Mr. President.
[01:21:10]  We need to hurry the fuck up about those Trump boxes instead of giving these people EBT.
[01:21:16]  Bruh, the only capitalism you get is a bunch of retards that think they're trolling.
[01:21:21]  You don't even have a job.
[01:21:23]  Freaking pay.
[01:21:24]  I've got fucking businesses, dude.
[01:21:25]  What are you talking about, man?
[01:21:26]  I got people.
[01:21:27]  I employ people.
[01:21:28]  What the fuck do you do?
[01:21:30]  What do you do, the freaking panda?
[01:21:32]  Huh?
[01:21:32]  I employ people, man.
[01:21:34]  People look to me for their livelihoods, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:37]  All right?
[01:21:39]  I'm a part of the game, pal.
[01:21:40]  What the fuck are you doing besides sitting there jerking yourself off thinking that you're accomplishing something by degrading me?
[01:21:47]  So why don't you just sit there and shut your mouth and keep listening and maybe you'll learn something there, the freaking panda.
[01:21:52]  All right?
[01:21:54]  Jesus Christ.
[01:21:55]  I'm over here.
[01:21:55]  I'm employing people in society for Christ's sake, man.
[01:21:59]  I'm in the game, pal.
[01:22:00]  What are y'all doing?
[01:22:01]  Hey, I'm cosplaying as na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman.
[01:22:09]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:22:11]  M Cook in the house again, baby.
[01:22:13]  Be listening tomorrow.
[01:22:14]  You have some strange listeners.
[01:22:16]  Good night, a little more, Don Vito.
[01:22:18]  Hey, cheers.
[01:22:19]  Thank you.
[01:22:20]  Cheers, M. Cook.
[01:22:21]  Thank you very much.
[01:22:23]  Donald J. Trump.
[01:22:24]  No.
[01:22:24]  Fuck you.
[01:22:25]  That ain't the real Donald Trump.
[01:22:26]  Hey, cheers to M. Cook once again.
[01:22:29]  Look at all the hater aid that M Cook is going to have in the damn chat room because that's all these damn chat room people know how to do is hate on people.
[01:22:37]  That's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:39]  And by the way, M Cook is already an inner circle member, you jerk dicks.
[01:22:43]  So anyway, cheers to M Cook.
[01:22:45]  And by the way, R.I.P. Don Vito.
[01:22:49]  I don't know what I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[01:22:51]  I want to go meet nice girls.
[01:22:53]  I want to go meet some nice girls.
[01:22:56]  So anyway, with that being said, I want to say cheers, baby, since I already poured this shot.
[01:23:00]  Cheers to M Cook, baby.
[01:23:02]  And hey, keep on doing.
[01:23:03]  That's another businessman right there.
[01:23:05]  You see, he's employing people.
[01:23:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:08]  He's a millionaire, baby.
[01:23:09]  You understand?
[01:23:10]  I mean, you people that are hating on me and hating on everybody who appreciates me, the reason you're hating is because you think things are going to happen to you.
[01:23:20]  That's the problem with you, schmucks.
[01:23:22]  You think things are going to happen to you while us capitalists, we go out and we make things happen.
[01:23:30]  Do you understand me, boy?
[01:23:31]  We go out and make things happen.
[01:23:35]  Business people work for us.
[01:23:37]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:23:39]  That doesn't make sense.
[01:23:41]  Who did you get that from?
[01:23:42]  Obama?
[01:23:42]  Huh?
[01:23:43]  Huh?
[01:23:44]  Is that what you got that from?
[01:23:45]  Obama?
[01:23:46]  Hey, you didn't make that business.
[01:23:49]  Somebody else made that happen.
[01:23:51]  Yeah, shut up, Obama.
[01:23:52]  You should be arrested as far as I'm concerned.
[01:23:55]  Fucking Obama.
[01:23:57]  What a treasonous president.
[01:23:58]  You know that it was the Obama administration that instigated all this spying on the Trump campaign in 2016.
[01:24:06]  It was his FBI.
[01:24:07]  It was his goons that were out here trying to supersede the American people's vote by this whole Russia Trump nonsense.
[01:24:14]  So, by God, this goddamn Barack Obama needs to be thrown in jail and he needs to be thrown in jail now.
[01:24:21]  Do you understand that?
[01:24:24]  Is that what you're going to do?
[01:24:25]  Business people work for us.
[01:24:27]  That doesn't make any fucking sense.
[01:24:29]  Business people work for us, ghost.
[01:24:32]  You're an idiot.
[01:24:33]  All right.
[01:24:34]  You're an utter idiot.
[01:24:36]  Anyway, I'm going to say cheers once again to M. Cook, baby.
[01:24:38]  Thank you, man.
[01:24:39]  Not only that for being a very, very good listener, a good friend, a good person, a good member of the inner circle.
[01:24:46]  Cheers, baby, cheers.
[01:24:47]  And once again, Cuckler as well, man.
[01:24:48]  Cheers to Cuckler.
[01:24:49]  I know he's been doing his thing here.
[01:24:52]  I'm going to give myself a cheers here.
[01:24:54]  Let me bring my shot glass together with my beer glass.
[01:24:58]  Yeah.
[01:25:00]  Cheers, baby.
[01:25:01]  Cheers.
[01:25:04]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:05]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:25:08]  Now I feel a little better.
[01:25:10]  Now I feel a little better talking to you, cosplay, and loving pieces of nipple clamp, loving, butt plug up the ass-looking migrant, mouth-hugging, trans-textical turd burglar having pieces of trash out here.
[01:25:21]  I'll feel a little bit more comfortable talking to you people.
[01:25:24]  All right.
[01:25:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:25:27]  Give me my freaking beer.

=== Psychological Warfare Against Anime Fans (14:33) ===

[01:25:32]  And listen, why am I a bad guy?
[01:25:34]  Because I don't like people that cosplay.
[01:25:37]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[01:25:39]  Why am I a bad guy?
[01:25:42]  Because I'm an adult and I feel like acting like an adult.
[01:25:46]  I mean, why am I the bad guy?
[01:25:50]  Why?
[01:25:50]  Why am I a bad guy?
[01:25:51]  It's you people, the one with the mental problems that think, yay, look at me.
[01:25:56]  I'm an anime character.
[01:25:58]  And look at this.
[01:25:59]  Yay!
[01:26:00]  I mean, give me a break, dude.
[01:26:04]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:26:08]  All right.
[01:26:09]  Anyway, I'm just trying.
[01:26:11]  I'm just a guy trying to do a broadcast.
[01:26:13]  And of course, I'm getting hated on because, you know, I don't do these sick-ass fetish type activities that these people do.
[01:26:21]  You're making money, so what don't we have to?
[01:26:24]  What the hell?
[01:26:25]  You make money so we don't have to?
[01:26:27]  Is that what you fucking said?
[01:26:29]  Poochie steal his mind.
[01:26:32]  White snake better than Pantera?
[01:26:34]  Are you joking?
[01:26:35]  You've got to be fucking kidding me with that, man.
[01:26:38]  I mean, White Snake was like 40 years old in the 80s, dude.
[01:26:43]  Rapture Ready is full of shit.
[01:26:45]  I am the one true God.
[01:26:47]  It wasn't Jesus that touched ghosts from the inside.
[01:26:50]  Oh, yeah.
[01:26:50]  It was my noodles that reached deep down inside ghosts' bowels, making him feel sensations that he didn't think was possible for a man to be.
[01:26:57]  Dude, you put a lot of thought process into that, thinking about noodles touching my intestines and the edge of my colon and all that crap.
[01:27:08]  I mean, some of you guys are sick, twisted freaks, man.
[01:27:11]  I mean, you actually think about this stuff.
[01:27:14]  There's like synapses in your brain that are thinking about this.
[01:27:18]  And by the way, White Snake better than Pantera, dude?
[01:27:22]  I mean, they're trying to rekindle White Snake's fervor with the Geico commercials.
[01:27:28]  The anime avatars will inherit the Earth Boomer all-power to cosplayer feet.
[01:27:33]  Okay.
[01:27:34]  You know what I think fucking anime is?
[01:27:36]  It's Japan trying to get back at us for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
[01:27:41]  I literally think that's what it is.
[01:27:43]  It's these Japanese that literally like threw this in the subconscious of the losers of America.
[01:27:49]  And there's a lot of them, folks.
[01:27:50]  I hate to say it.
[01:27:51]  I mean, the millennials, I mean, the Gen Zers.
[01:27:55]  I mean, there are a lot of fucking losers out here that literally think that they're pog champs because they've got squid girl caricatures and anime caricatures on their little computer ledger there and they stick them up their poop chutes and all this other crap.
[01:28:13]  I completely blame Japan.
[01:28:15]  Damn you, Japan.
[01:28:17]  Damn you.
[01:28:18]  And that's why, if you want my opinion, Gaia always hits Japan up with the most worst earthquakes and tsunamis.
[01:28:29]  Yes, you make money for us, LOL.
[01:28:31]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:28:34]  What is that?
[01:28:34]  I don't understand what that means.
[01:28:36]  You mean because I pay taxes that you sons of bitches are going to go and yeah, I got my EBT and my welfare and yay, spaghetti.
[01:28:43]  Is that what you're inferring?
[01:28:46]  Is that what you're inferring for Christ's sake?
[01:28:48]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:28:52]  And look, people think I'm joking.
[01:28:53]  I'm not kidding.
[01:28:55]  I blame Japan for all this stupid, dumb anime nonsense.
[01:28:59]  This infatuation with cartoons, for heaven's sake.
[01:29:04]  I blame Japan.
[01:29:06]  Freaking Japan, man.
[01:29:08]  I knew you guys were up to something, man.
[01:29:10]  This is freaking psychological warfare.
[01:29:13]  I mean, look at all these losers.
[01:29:14]  Look at all these losers for Christ's sake.
[01:29:17]  All right?
[01:29:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:21]  I mean, you got losers out here that actually think that they're going to be with a cartoon girlfriend, you know?
[01:29:27]  And you know what's so sad is that because they're such virgin losers and they're so used to waxing their carrot to cartoons that if they ever got to bump a real live woman, they'd be so scared and timid they wouldn't even know what to do.
[01:29:41]  They'd be like, um, I don't know, um, do I, do I stick this in, uh, for a dollar?
[01:29:48]  Yeah, look at this.
[01:29:49]  Anime is the best thing.
[01:29:50]  Look at this.
[01:29:50]  Look at this.
[01:29:51]  This is it right here.
[01:29:52]  Huh?
[01:29:54]  Freaking millennials.
[01:29:55]  I blame the millennials for this.
[01:29:57]  I blame the, you know.
[01:29:59]  I use my EBT to buy Cosplayer Feet picks.
[01:30:02]  So thanks for that ghost.
[01:30:04]  Your taxes pay for my cosplay smuts.
[01:30:06]  Yeah, well, I'm sure it does.
[01:30:08]  I'm sure it does.
[01:30:09]  Thanks, Obama.
[01:30:11]  Thanks.
[01:30:12]  Now this stupid son of a bitch can use his EBT to go wax his character to some anime characters thanks to Barack Obama.
[01:30:18]  Isn't that great?
[01:30:19]  That's just great.
[01:30:21]  I'm sure he's probing his anus while he's looking at this squid girl and was hoping that one of her tentacles, you know, anal rapes him up the shit funnel.
[01:30:30]  You know?
[01:30:32]  Jesus Christ.
[01:30:34]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[01:30:41]  I can't believe you people are even making me talk about this.
[01:30:44]  You know that?
[01:30:46]  I can't believe.
[01:30:47]  Give me some more beer.
[01:30:48]  I can't take this for Christ's sake.
[01:30:50]  I need some more beer.
[01:30:51]  I need more beer, man.
[01:30:55]  Christ's sake.
[01:30:57]  I'm over here broadcasting during a major thunderstorm, freaking hail and tornadic activity, and you people don't even care.
[01:31:06]  You people aren't even, well, at least some of you are.
[01:31:08]  I'm not saying everybody.
[01:31:09]  There are some people that are like, hey, stay safe, ghost.
[01:31:11]  And, you know, I appreciate those people.
[01:31:13]  You guys rock.
[01:31:14]  All you other people are a bunch of pricks.
[01:31:16]  You know that?
[01:31:18]  All of you other people are a bunch of meat-gazing, autistic, anal-loving, bitch-tit-having, butt-dart playing, feminine, penis-loving, Leslie Jones eating pieces of nipple clamp loving, butt plug up the ass looking crap.
[01:31:31]  That's the rest of you all.
[01:31:33]  That's that's what I think.
[01:31:37]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:39]  Luckily, the beer's nice and cold.
[01:31:40]  I wish I had some chicken wings right now, but I don't know.
[01:31:44]  Maybe a little bit too late.
[01:31:47]  You know, what is it?
[01:31:48]  A fucking Wednesday out here.
[01:31:49]  And oh, yeah, by the way, out here in San Antonio, hold on, what is this?
[01:31:55]  Berserk has a group of people being eaten alive by demons.
[01:31:59]  What the hell is Berserk?
[01:32:01]  Are you naming some anime or something?
[01:32:03]  Some kind of a cartoon?
[01:32:04]  Is that it?
[01:32:05]  Huh?
[01:32:06]  Hey, go look at Berserk.
[01:32:08]  It's got a lot of gore, and it's like, it's naughty.
[01:32:11]  It's very naughty.
[01:32:14]  Stupid idiots.
[01:32:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:32:21]  We care, ghost, anime forever.
[01:32:23]  Yeah, real, real funny, man.
[01:32:25]  Real funny asshole.
[01:32:27]  Real funny.
[01:32:28]  I lead a spaghetti.
[01:32:29]  Another spaghetti emoji.
[01:32:31]  Chan as best anime waifu.
[01:32:33]  Spaghetti chan.
[01:32:38]  Are you shitting me, you B tards?
[01:32:40]  Y'all actually a fucking spaghetti chan.
[01:32:45]  Glory hole wanderer hail stormler.
[01:32:50]  These are the kind of people that are listening to me, folks.
[01:32:52]  This is why I used to be somebody, dude.
[01:32:55]  I know I say this every fucking show, but I'm serious, man.
[01:32:59]  I used to be somebody, man.
[01:33:02]  I had hundreds of thousands of people, man.
[01:33:06]  Anime titty helps me avoid prostate cancer from nutting, whereas booze will give you cancer.
[01:33:13]  Booze doesn't always give you cancer.
[01:33:14]  Yeah.
[01:33:15]  Booze doesn't always give you cancer.
[01:33:16]  You know what gives you cancer is the fact that you consume booze.
[01:33:20]  And because, you know, the way that your digestive system processes booze, it prohibits certain absorption of vitamins.
[01:33:29]  But don't worry about it.
[01:33:31]  I take plenty of vitamins.
[01:33:32]  I take plenty.
[01:33:33]  So I'm all good.
[01:33:34]  All right.
[01:33:37]  Idea ghost does a show.
[01:33:39]  Hey, I'm doing a show.
[01:33:41]  I'm in the midst of a goddamn thunderstorm.
[01:33:44]  I'm in the midst of a damn tornado warning.
[01:33:49]  If you want anime, go watch.
[01:33:51]  I don't want anime, you idiot.
[01:33:53]  Inspired Yu-Gi-Oh!
[01:33:54]  Believe it or not.
[01:33:55]  That's a damn lie, all right?
[01:33:57]  All right, that's a damn lie.
[01:33:59]  So just, I don't want to watch anime.
[01:34:02]  Stop fucking suggesting me anime.
[01:34:04]  I don't want to hear about it, all right?
[01:34:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:09]  And is my, you know, I don't want to talk about it.
[01:34:11]  Just, can we just stop talking about this?
[01:34:14]  Is that at all possible?
[01:34:15]  Can we just stop talking about this, please?
[01:34:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:34:20]  Why don't y'all go to Instagram and go look at some real chicks?
[01:34:23]  There's a lot of real chicks out there that, you know, are showing their asses or showing their, they're showing their breastas.
[01:34:31]  You know what I mean?
[01:34:32]  They're very, very good-looking women out there that you can admire.
[01:34:36]  And you're like, hey, oh my God.
[01:34:37]  I mean, Jesus.
[01:34:40]  But instead, I'm sure if you're on Instagram, you sons of bitches would be looking under hashtag traps aren't gay.
[01:34:48]  So great.
[01:34:49]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:34:52]  I wanted to get to the damn stocks.
[01:34:54]  You know, I wanted to get to, you know, I wanted to get to some market stuff, man, because, you know, this is important.
[01:35:04]  But of course, nobody cares.
[01:35:06]  Everybody's just sitting there, you know, playing with their pecker shaft, thinking that I know better than everybody.
[01:35:12]  And yay, Spaghetti!
[01:35:17]  Luckily, the inner circle, I always, you know, talk business with them.
[01:35:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:22]  I'm always talking, you know, finance business with them.
[01:35:27]  You sons of bitches, you don't care.
[01:35:29]  All right?
[01:35:29]  You really don't care.
[01:35:31]  All right?
[01:35:33]  I mean, I used to be somebody, man.
[01:35:35]  I had hundreds of thousands of people that listened to me for the financial insight.
[01:35:42]  For the political and social commentary, man.
[01:35:46]  But instead, I have been ruined because of you trolls, man.
[01:35:50]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me, dude.
[01:35:53]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me because you people, and I've been told this in many different fucking contexts.
[01:36:00]  Emails, phone calls.
[01:36:02]  I've been trying to get people to own this broadcast.
[01:36:04]  I've been trying to interview people.
[01:36:06]  They say, Ghost, your fan base is the worst of the worst of trolls, and we don't want that type of attention.
[01:36:17]  We don't want that type of attention.
[01:36:22]  It's just sad.
[01:36:23]  It's just fucking sad.
[01:36:25]  I'm not a fan of the girl anime.
[01:36:27]  I love anime with older alpha men, preferably those over 55 years old.
[01:36:32]  I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
[01:36:34]  You should check out Monster, Father Peter, and Stronghold Giver.
[01:36:38]  Not to be confused with- Some sick young gay.
[01:36:41]  That's a hentai.
[01:36:42]  Some sick young gay that likes this.
[01:36:46]  Watch Joe Joe's Bizarre Adventure.
[01:36:48]  It has buff men punching the shit out of each other.
[01:36:52]  I don't want to watch any cartoon.
[01:36:55]  Stop suggesting me anime cartoons.
[01:36:58]  I don't want to look at any of this shit.
[01:37:01]  I'm not kidding around, man.
[01:37:03]  Stop suggesting me crap.
[01:37:06]  I'm tired, man.
[01:37:08]  sick of this crap price of $300 you can lose your virginity at the best little house real funny about your sexual needs Great.
[01:37:18]  Gain self-confidence while we get your rocks out.
[01:37:20]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:37:24]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:37:34]  I should just end this broadcast, dude.
[01:37:36]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:37:37]  Fucking around, man.
[01:37:40]  I should just end this broadcast.
[01:37:42]  I mean, now we're going down territories of talking about anime.
[01:37:48]  I don't want to talk about this shit.
[01:37:51]  I don't want to talk about this crap.
[01:37:53]  What is your opinion about Brosty's cosplaying as the latest anime trend and making tens of thousands of people?
[01:37:58]  I don't care on Patreon.
[01:38:01]  I don't care!
[01:38:02]  Exploiting the loneliness.
[01:38:03]  Stop asking me anime questions because I don't fucking care.
[01:38:08]  Shut up!
[01:38:10]  Enormous Futa dick?
[01:38:12]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:38:14]  Talk to me in English, asshole.
[01:38:18]  The engineer really enjoyed Neon Genesis.
[01:38:23]  All right, just shut your fucking mouth about the goddamn anime.
[01:38:28]  Especially waifus.
[01:38:30]  Oh my god, you guys with these fucking waifus, man.
[01:38:32]  What a bunch of sick pricks.
[01:38:35]  I almost want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.
[01:38:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:45]  I'm not even.
[01:38:46]  You're making me that sick.
[01:38:47]  All of you fucking anime people.
[01:38:49]  All of you, you're making me that sick.
[01:38:52]  You're making me that sick.
[01:38:54]  Another good anime is Mob Psycho.
[01:38:56]  I don't give a shit about another anime.
[01:38:59]  I don't give a crap.
[01:39:01]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:39:03]  Don't care!
[01:39:04]  Emotional anime.
[01:39:05]  Highly recommend.
[01:39:06]  Christ, man!
[01:39:07]  I don't care!
[01:39:10]  Real anime radio.
[01:39:12]  Is this what we're turning into now?
[01:39:13]  Is this it?
[01:39:14]  Real anime radio?
[01:39:17]  I will never get into anime, dude.
[01:39:19]  I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
[01:39:24]  NG Chan notice me, please.
[01:39:26]  Don't talk to the engineer.
[01:39:28]  Engineer already knows you're a bunch of fakes.
[01:39:30]  You don't care.
[01:39:32]  One of you, what was it, the Captain Autism just tried to throw him under the bus on this episode for Christ's sake?
[01:39:38]  Listen, shut your goddamn asses up about the stupid anime crap, man.
[01:39:43]  You're lucky we're not in a barroom because I'm telling you right now, if we were in a barroom and you were at a bar and you were talking about anime, I would get my pip hand strong on your asses.
[01:39:54]  I would conjure up I Turner and do Tina Turner on your ass and leave you on the floor bleeding in a puddle of your own blood and piss and say, hey, why don't you cosplay that?

=== Ending the Show Amidst Anime Perverts (15:21) ===

[01:40:05]  How about that?
[01:40:06]  Why don't you cosplay that?
[01:40:10]  And somebody for two bucks end it, pussy?
[01:40:12]  You don't think I'll end it?
[01:40:14]  You don't think I'll end it?
[01:40:16]  I'm in the middle of a goddamn thunderstorm, man.
[01:40:21]  I'll fucking end it, dude.
[01:40:22]  Don't even, don't even go there.
[01:40:24]  Don't even, man.
[01:40:25]  Ban all anime.
[01:40:26]  You're damn right.
[01:40:27]  NG Chan is best waifu.
[01:40:29]  I'd buy that.
[01:40:30]  NG Chan.
[01:40:32]  Hey, what is this, Nicole?
[01:40:33]  You're missing out, ghosts.
[01:40:34]  The Japs know how to treat women?
[01:40:38]  Yes, you fucking dumb fucking idiot.
[01:40:40]  The engineer is the real brains of this operation.
[01:40:44]  I understand why you get no doubts, man.
[01:40:46]  I don't even know why I'm even doing this broadcast if this is what you people are waxing your carrot to, man.
[01:40:52]  I don't even know why.
[01:40:54]  And shut up, unlisted ninja.
[01:40:56]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:40:58]  Someone please recommend a good twink anime.
[01:41:01]  I watched Big Lucky Jack plus the game.
[01:41:04]  What the fuck?
[01:41:04]  A twink anime?
[01:41:06]  A fucking twink anime?
[01:41:08]  You gotta be joking!
[01:41:10]  The recent Pokémon Sun and Moon anime has had quintessential animation the Pokemon.
[01:41:15]  God damn it!
[01:41:15]  Can you all shut up and let the goddamn enemy?
[01:41:18]  You're pissing me off!
[01:41:20]  You're pissing me goddamn off!
[01:41:22]  Shut up!
[01:41:23]  Shut your mouth!
[01:41:27]  Shut the hell up or I'll end this fucking thing.
[01:41:29]  I'll end this goddamn broadcast, man.
[01:41:32]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:41:33]  I'm not gonna sit here and allow you people to turn my goddamn episode 44 of the Go Show broadcast into some anime horse shit.
[01:41:43]  I'm not gonna let you all do it.
[01:41:45]  I'm not gonna.
[01:41:46]  What is this?
[01:41:47]  Kagom Higurashi is a modern-day young man.
[01:41:50]  God damn it, can you hold shut up?
[01:41:54]  Shut up!
[01:41:54]  Goddamn anime!
[01:41:56]  Son of a fit!
[01:41:57]  Shut up!
[01:42:00]  God damn it!
[01:42:01]  Just shut the fuck up!
[01:42:05]  You fucking anime punks!
[01:42:07]  Just shut up!
[01:42:11]  I'm getting tired of this anime crap!
[01:42:14]  Shut the fuck up!
[01:42:20]  Shut the fuck up!
[01:42:25]  What is this mud kip?
[01:42:26]  Oh, oh, Boku, Piko, yeah.
[01:42:28]  Shut up with your tunnel snakes mud kip, alright?
[01:42:31]  Shut up your ass, you anime lover!
[01:42:33]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[01:42:35]  Ghost Chan, please, stop getting mad.
[01:42:38]  It's not cute for an anime waifu to get angry.
[01:42:41]  Fuck you, you goddamn fucking anime waifu, man.
[01:42:44]  Fuck you!
[01:42:47]  Watch Dragon Ball super asshole.
[01:42:50]  Listen, man, if you keep going down this anime path, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[01:42:56]  I'm not joking!
[01:42:59]  I deserve more respect in this, man.
[01:43:02]  I'm in here!
[01:43:03]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning!
[01:43:06]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning!
[01:43:09]  You pricks!
[01:43:12]  Oh, God.
[01:43:15]  Oh, God.
[01:43:16]  I'm broadcasting during a goddamn tornado warning, man.
[01:43:21]  I deserve more respect!
[01:43:24]  I deserve more respect!
[01:43:28]  And I fucking damn well better get it, man.
[01:43:31]  I better goddamn well better get it from you, punks.
[01:43:34]  If not, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[01:43:37]  If not, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[01:43:42]  Miss Ghost Chan, just shut up.
[01:43:44]  And ghost is my waifu for two bucks.
[01:43:47]  You shut up your ass, dude.
[01:43:52]  Feuda is short for Futinari.
[01:43:54]  Futinari is women with big throttle.
[01:43:57]  I don't care!
[01:43:58]  I don't care!
[01:43:59]  Shut up about the goddamn anime!
[01:44:01]  I don't care!
[01:44:02]  If you end the show early, I don't care!
[01:44:08]  I love this anime talk!
[01:44:09]  What the fuck you talking about?
[01:44:11]  I love this anime talk!
[01:44:14]  Shut the fuck up!
[01:44:16]  About this anime shit!
[01:44:19]  Shut up!
[01:44:21]  No, you ghost Chan, shut up, guys.
[01:44:24]  Shut your fucking ass up, man.
[01:44:26]  Just shut up, man.
[01:44:28]  Everybody, just shut up, man.
[01:44:31]  Who the hell is Ayaya?
[01:44:32]  Who the hell is Aiaya?
[01:44:34]  What the hell is Aiya?
[01:44:36]  What is Aiyaya?
[01:44:38]  Tornado warning, great time for a blowjob theme hint.
[01:44:42]  Fucking shut up, man.
[01:44:44]  Just shut up, Errol.
[01:44:46]  You stupid sick perverts.
[01:44:48]  You sick neckbeards.
[01:44:50]  Shut up.
[01:44:53]  Anime is better than my shitty shell.
[01:44:56]  Are you kidding me?
[01:44:57]  Anime is better than my shit.
[01:45:00]  Fuck you, man.
[01:45:00]  And why are you listening?
[01:45:02]  Then why are you sons of bitches listening, then man?
[01:45:08]  Why are you goddamn listening then?
[01:45:12]  Fucking assholes, man.
[01:45:13]  You goddamn assholes, man.
[01:45:16]  All of you are a bunch of assholes, man.
[01:45:22]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[01:45:30]  Ugh. Ugh.
[01:45:34]  The ghost show, my favorite anime, man.
[01:45:36]  Shut up, Nico.
[01:45:38]  I'm getting tired of your ass.
[01:45:40]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:45:42]  Another good anime, highly influenced by Western.
[01:45:45]  I don't care!
[01:45:48]  It's a- I don't care!
[01:45:51]  One anime angel as a sweat and the other anime angel as a sweat.
[01:45:54]  I don't care about your goddamn anime crap!
[01:45:57]  I don't care!
[01:45:59]  I don't care!
[01:46:02]  Ghost Chan, shut up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
[01:46:06]  Yeah, shove up your ass.
[01:46:07]  You wouldn't tell me that face-to-face, you little punk!
[01:46:10]  You wouldn't tell me that face-to-face, man!
[01:46:15]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna say that, man, you anime-loving pieces of garbage.
[01:46:20]  I'm not saying none of that, man.
[01:46:23]  Take it too long.
[01:46:24]  Take it too long and what, man?
[01:46:28]  I'm getting mammarted by a bunch of anime fucking perverts.
[01:46:33]  Ghostwatch Yiru Yuri, it has a bunch of tiny lesbians doing cute.
[01:46:37]  I don't care!
[01:46:42]  Stop fucking suggesting me anime!
[01:46:45]  I don't care!
[01:46:46]  Supi Chirady Hino Tekasudo Hago Sudo Show!
[01:46:50]  What is this?
[01:46:53]  What is this?
[01:46:54]  Talk American, you stupid son of a bitch!
[01:46:57]  Talk American, you son of a bitch!
[01:47:01]  I don't even know what he's talking about.
[01:47:02]  I don't even know what he's talking about.
[01:47:04]  How do you get that dumb-dumb gim sum, man?
[01:47:07]  No!
[01:47:08]  Fucking fucking no!
[01:47:10]  God!
[01:47:11]  Sailor, bitch!
[01:47:13]  Go, Grant!
[01:47:16]  Ah, goddammit!
[01:47:19]  Ah, God, man.
[01:47:21]  Ah, ah.
[01:47:27]  Oh, God.
[01:47:33]  I don't know how much longer I could take it!
[01:47:38]  I don't know how much longer I could take this, man.
[01:47:43]  I deserve more respect, man.
[01:47:45]  And you people want a Saturday Night Troll Show this Saturday?
[01:47:49]  Are you kidding me?
[01:47:52]  End it, bitch.
[01:47:54]  You son of a bitch.
[01:47:57]  I've got your bitch.
[01:48:00]  Your wife should whip you sideways for dumping on anime and cosplayers.
[01:48:04]  Oh, shut up.
[01:48:06]  Shut up, man.
[01:48:07]  Just shut up.
[01:48:09]  Just shut up, man.
[01:48:12]  HiDive.com has a lot of good LGBTQ plus anime.
[01:48:16]  Anigo Toka Punaki is an amazing Game Boy anime.
[01:48:20]  I don't give a fuck!
[01:48:22]  Stop it!
[01:48:23]  You should really talk about some of that.
[01:48:25]  Fucking suggested me anime!
[01:48:27]  I don't give a flying fuck!
[01:48:29]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[01:48:32]  You want to fucking end the show because you know it means we win.
[01:48:35]  You keep enough to get it.
[01:48:35]  Oh, shut up!
[01:48:36]  You don't win nothing, man!
[01:48:38]  I stand with Twilly.
[01:48:39]  Shut up if I'm Twilly!
[01:48:40]  Again, I'm with shit!
[01:48:42]  Shut up!
[01:48:43]  Shut your mouth!
[01:48:45]  Ghost Dude likes Ice and Wolf.
[01:48:47]  It's about capitalism and a cute flat-chested wolf goddess.
[01:48:52]  I don't know what the hell you sons of bitches are even talking about, man.
[01:48:57]  I don't even know what you sons of bitches are even talking about.
[01:49:00]  You're talking a different language, literally, with all this anime horse shit, man.
[01:49:07]  I'm done with this garbage, man.
[01:49:09]  I can't believe that I've got this many sick-ass anime fucking assholes that listen to my broadcast.
[01:49:16]  I can't believe it!
[01:49:18]  I can't believe it, man!
[01:49:22]  It's like I got the fucking disgusting, sick-ass perverted scum of the internet that just sticking on me like a bad case of herpes, man.
[01:49:32]  They just, it just never goes away.
[01:49:35]  You just never go away!
[01:49:39]  You all just never go away!
[01:49:41]  I'm talking to you, trolls!
[01:49:43]  I'm talking to you, cyber vermin!
[01:49:46]  You never go away!
[01:49:51]  Oh, God, man, I need some more.
[01:49:56]  I need some more beer.
[01:49:59]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[01:50:01]  What is the most ghost-approved anime?
[01:50:04]  I think of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
[01:50:06]  Nothing!
[01:50:08]  Nothing is an approved anime by ghosts, man!
[01:50:11]  Nothing!
[01:50:14]  Gostama binge spaghetti?
[01:50:17]  Gostama binge spaghetti?
[01:50:19]  That's not fucking funny, you fucking asshole!
[01:50:21]  Shut up!
[01:50:23]  Ghost anti-good culture.
[01:50:25]  Are you kidding me?
[01:50:26]  You actually think this anime sick crap?
[01:50:29]  This propaganda from Japan that has literally propagandized the losers of the world into jerking their pricks off the anime?
[01:50:39]  You think this is good culture?
[01:50:41]  Are you shitting me?
[01:50:43]  Are you shitting me?
[01:50:45]  Did you know there's anime girl pasta art?
[01:50:47]  Also, will you be a dear NG Chan and end the show?
[01:50:51]  Oh, God.
[01:50:52]  You're fucking pasta art, man.
[01:50:54]  I mean.
[01:50:55]  Why? man?
[01:51:03]  Why are you fucking people so sick, man?
[01:51:06]  Why?
[01:51:09]  I mean, I can't take this anymore, man.
[01:51:12]  I'm going to have to end the show early, man.
[01:51:15]  I mean, it's bad enough that I'm over here doing a damn broadcast there and a damn tornado warning.
[01:51:22]  I should just get off now, head for cover, and not only that, unplug this $5,000 computer that I've got over here instead of broadcasting to you, unappreciative pricks.
[01:51:35]  I hope you get sucked away in a tornado.
[01:51:37]  Listen to this!
[01:51:38]  This way, we win against you permanently.
[01:51:40]  Hail Stormler.
[01:51:41]  I'm here.
[01:51:43]  My listeners want me dead.
[01:51:45]  My listeners want me fucking dead.
[01:51:48]  Don't forget I'm going to be in episode 9.
[01:51:51]  Give in to your anger.
[01:51:52]  Let the hate flow through.
[01:51:54]  Go fucking just shovel.
[01:51:55]  You just shut up, man.
[01:51:57]  Alright, just shut up.
[01:51:58]  Kill a kill is another anime classic.
[01:52:01]  It's an awful lot of people.
[01:52:01]  I don't care!
[01:52:03]  I don't care about anime classics.
[01:52:06]  I don't care about anime.
[01:52:10]  I don't care.
[01:52:12]  Very good anime.
[01:52:16]  Man, listen, I'm not.
[01:52:18]  Just fucking give me a break already with all the goddamn anime crap, cosplaying crap.
[01:52:23]  Okay, I get it.
[01:52:25]  You all are a bunch of sick-ass furry, cosplaying, anime jerk-off perverts.
[01:52:30]  We get it, alright?
[01:52:31]  We get it.
[01:52:32]  You fucking tickle your asshole while you're watching anime with a goddamn fucking snorkel.
[01:52:39]  We get it.
[01:52:39]  Alright?
[01:52:40]  Just sit there and shut up.
[01:52:42]  I don't want to hear any more of this crap, man.
[01:52:45]  I don't want to hear any more of this anime crap.
[01:52:48]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:52:50]  Look at this.
[01:52:51]  Look at this.
[01:52:52]  Watch you, you hakoshu.
[01:52:55]  I don't fucking know what the hell it is for cry.
[01:52:57]  Pong pong ping pong hong kong chong chong.
[01:53:00]  Shut up.
[01:53:02]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[01:53:04]  And if you're gonna talk to me, talk to me in American.
[01:53:07]  Do you understand me?
[01:53:08]  Talk to me in American.
[01:53:12]  Talk to me in American.
[01:53:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:53:17]  No, bitch.
[01:53:20]  I've got your bitch.
[01:53:26]  I've got your bitch.
[01:53:32]  I've got your goddamn fucking bitch, man.
[01:53:36]  And you sons of bitches, you're gonna talk to me in text-to-speech.
[01:53:40]  You're gonna talk to me in the chat room.
[01:53:43]  You better talk to me in American.
[01:53:45]  You understand me?
[01:53:48]  You better talk to me in American.
[01:53:52]  All of you internet people punks.
[01:53:55]  You better talk to me in American.
[01:54:00]  You better talk to me in American, boy.
[01:54:10]  Oh, man.
[01:54:12]  Oh, God.
[01:54:15]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:54:18]  Oh, shut up, Tweely, you stupid bitch horse.
[01:54:21]  All right.
[01:54:22]  Just shut your mouth.
[01:54:24]  Just shut your stupid bitch horse mouth.
[01:54:27]  Ghost equals outsider loser.
[01:54:30]  I'm an outsider because I don't like your sick cartoons.
[01:54:35]  Ghost Chan's anger stems from the fact that the Jew fears the samurai.
[01:54:40]  It all makes sense.
[01:54:41]  Shut up.
[01:54:41]  You gotta just shut up.
[01:54:42]  All of you, just shut up.
[01:54:44]  Just shut up.
[01:54:45]  Top five anime betrayals.
[01:54:47]  Terrorist, Teutonic Clay, Engineer, Raiden Snake, and J-Man, Eggplant, Oh, God.
[01:54:59]  You're making me belch, man.
[01:55:01]  Laughs in I No Speak Americano.
[01:55:04]  You speak no Mericano.
[01:55:05]  Bap Adaminicano.
[01:55:07]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:55:10]  Another anime hit is Space Dan.
[01:55:12]  Oh, shit.
[01:55:13]  It's from the same previous man.
[01:55:14]  I don't care, man.
[01:55:17]  I don't care about your fucking enemy.
[01:55:19]  Leave me alone.
[01:55:21]  Johnny Bravo, but you don't have to.
[01:55:22]  Leave me the hell alone, man.

=== Shutting Up About Stupid Anime Crap (12:43) ===

[01:55:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:55:29]  Leave me alone, man.
[01:55:32]  Just leave me the hell alone, man.
[01:55:35]  I just, you know, I just want to end the show, man.
[01:55:40]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[01:55:43]  I'm broadcasting during a severe thunderstorm, man, and tornado warnings, man.
[01:55:48]  And do I get any fucking appreciation?
[01:55:51]  Do I get any thank yous?
[01:55:53]  Do I get any a ghost thanks?
[01:55:56]  No!
[01:55:57]  No!
[01:55:58]  I don't!
[01:55:59]  Empty threats!
[01:56:00]  Oh, look, another episode where Ghost the Waifu bitch threatens to end early then never.
[01:56:05]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:56:06]  I'll end this early.
[01:56:07]  Shove it up, your ass, man.
[01:56:12]  I'll do it!
[01:56:13]  I'll end it, you son of a bitch!
[01:56:16]  I'll end it!
[01:56:17]  Shut up!
[01:56:19]  Sticks, hex on hammer!
[01:56:21]  Hey, ghost, the hentai I recommend is vibrating.
[01:56:23]  Sticks, hexon!
[01:56:25]  That's not the real sticks!
[01:56:27]  That's not the real sticks!
[01:56:29]  No way! No way! No way! No way! No way!
[01:56:35]  That's the real sticks!
[01:56:36]  No!
[01:56:40]  I agree with you!
[01:56:41]  It is truly for degenerates.
[01:56:43]  The culture surrounding it is strangely tolerant of pedophilia and sexual assault.
[01:56:48]  I know!
[01:56:49]  And nobody's talking about this at all.
[01:56:51]  Thank you, Hannah, is a degenerate.
[01:56:53]  Thank you, Ant.
[01:56:54]  You're damn right.
[01:56:56]  Wait a minute.
[01:56:57]  That better not be the real Styx Hexon Hammer.
[01:57:01]  You better be a fucking trolling me.
[01:57:03]  You better be trolling me.
[01:57:07]  Thanks, Ghost Watch Amazon.
[01:57:09]  Shut up.
[01:57:11]  That's not the real Styx Hexon Hammer, is it, man?
[01:57:14]  That's not real Styx Hexon Hammer, is it?
[01:57:18]  That's not the real Styx Hexon Hammer, is it?
[01:57:24]  God damn it, I hope not, man.
[01:57:27]  God damn it, I hope that's not Sticks, man.
[01:57:31]  Sticks, man.
[01:57:32]  That's not Sticks.
[01:57:33]  That's a fake sticks.
[01:57:35]  That's a fake Styx, man.
[01:57:40]  Weebs better than furries, better than Panta.
[01:57:42]  Fucking shut up, alright?
[01:57:44]  Shut up.
[01:57:45]  Spaghetti emoji in chat to meme ghost's death into reality.
[01:57:48]  No, no, no, no.
[01:57:51]  Don't fucking do what this stupid idiot says, alright?
[01:57:54]  Shut up.
[01:57:56]  I mean, why don't you all find a fucking soul for Christ's sake, man?
[01:58:01]  Can't wait to snuggle with my ghost body pillow tonight.
[01:58:05]  Your ghost body pill?
[01:58:06]  I don't have any fucking body pillows, you sick bastard.
[01:58:10]  I don't have any goddamn body pillows.
[01:58:12]  I would never market a fucking body pillow for Christ's sake, man.
[01:58:17]  Are you joking?
[01:58:20]  I'm not joking around, man.
[01:58:22]  I'm gonna end this fucking broadcast, man.
[01:58:24]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[01:58:26]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning.
[01:58:31]  I'm broadcasting during a goddamn tornado warning for Christ's sake, man.
[01:58:38]  I deserve more respect.
[01:58:41]  I deserve more respect, you troll terrorist bastards, man.
[01:58:47]  I deserve more respect, man.
[01:58:50]  Instead of you s making my fucking show into an anime hole, that's what you sons of bitches are doing right now.
[01:58:57]  You're turning my show into an anime hole.
[01:59:04]  And I hope that wasn't the real Sticks Hexon Hammer.
[01:59:08]  I hope that wasn't the real Sticks Hexon Hammer, man.
[01:59:14]  I like Sticks, man.
[01:59:17]  I'd better not be him.
[01:59:19]  I'd better be a fucking troll.
[01:59:21]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:59:22]  I better be a goddamn troll.
[01:59:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:59:26]  Of course it's me, Ghost.
[01:59:28]  You need to try anime.
[01:59:29]  No way!
[01:59:30]  That's a lie!
[01:59:32]  That's a phony!
[01:59:33]  That's a big fat phony!
[01:59:36]  No!
[01:59:38]  God!
[01:59:39]  Damn it!
[01:59:40]  No!
[01:59:41]  That's a phony!
[01:59:44]  Ah!
[01:59:45]  Ah, goddammit!
[01:59:48]  That's not the real sticks, man!
[01:59:51]  Please tell me!
[01:59:52]  Please tell me!
[01:59:54]  It's not the real sticks, man!
[01:59:57]  Please tell me for my own mental being, even if it is really sticks, man.
[02:00:03]  I like sticks, man.
[02:00:05]  It's not the real sticks.
[02:00:06]  There's no way, man.
[02:00:08]  There's no way that's the real sticks, man.
[02:00:11]  THERE'S NO WAY! THERE'S NO WAY! THERE'S NO WAY!
[02:00:19]  There's no way it's a real sticks, man.
[02:00:26]  Why?
[02:00:31]  That's not the real sticks, is it?
[02:00:33]  For real?
[02:00:34]  No, you're fucking trolling, man.
[02:00:36]  You people in the chat room, shut up.
[02:00:38]  You're all a liar.
[02:00:39]  You're lying.
[02:00:40]  You're lying.
[02:00:41]  You're liars.
[02:00:43]  You're a goddamn liar.
[02:00:44]  You're lying.
[02:00:47]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:48]  That better not be the real sticks, man.
[02:00:51]  That's not the real.
[02:00:52]  I don't see sticks in the chat room.
[02:00:54]  It's a fucking lie.
[02:00:56]  It's a goddamn lie.
[02:00:58]  You fucking trolls, man.
[02:01:00]  You fucking trolls almost had me, man.
[02:01:02]  I like sticks, man.
[02:01:05]  I like sticks, man.
[02:01:10]  And don't tell me.
[02:01:12]  Don't tell me, man.
[02:01:13]  Don't tell me it's sticks is an anime lover.
[02:01:16]  Don't tell me.
[02:01:18]  Don't tell me, man.
[02:01:27]  Oh, God.
[02:01:31]  I need some more beer for Christ.
[02:01:33]  That's not shut up in the chat.
[02:01:36]  The real Sticks wouldn't do that.
[02:01:39]  The real Sticks Hexon Hammer wouldn't do that, man.
[02:01:44]  I need some more fucking beer, man.
[02:01:45]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:01:48]  I need some more beer.
[02:01:49]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:01:53]  Oh, God.
[02:01:56]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:02]  What kind of a fucking show is this, man?
[02:02:06]  What kind of a fucking show is this?
[02:02:08]  Give me my beer.
[02:02:10]  Everybody's an anime lover.
[02:02:13]  Everybody's a cosplayer.
[02:02:16]  What the fuck, man?
[02:02:19]  What the fuck?
[02:02:20]  I don't know what the fuck's happening.
[02:02:24]  I'm broadcasting during a damn tornado warning and nobody gives a crap, man.
[02:02:30]  I'd buy that for a while.
[02:02:32]  Hey, ghost, it's me for real.
[02:02:34]  Don't listen to these other trolls.
[02:02:36]  What?
[02:02:36]  Love you and love the show.
[02:02:38]  I have an upcoming segment on degeneracy in the anime community.
[02:02:42]  Anime only seems to be watched by neckbeards who smell as bad as when you soil your wheelchair.
[02:02:47]  Ah, God, I knew it.
[02:02:49]  I knew it was a goddamn troll.
[02:02:51]  I knew Sticks wouldn't do that.
[02:02:54]  I know Sticks wouldn't do that.
[02:02:56]  I like Sticks, man.
[02:02:58]  I like Sticks, and I knew he wouldn't do that.
[02:03:01]  You're a damn bunch of trolls.
[02:03:03]  I knew it, man.
[02:03:06]  I fucking knew it, man.
[02:03:08]  I knew Styx wouldn't do that, man.
[02:03:11]  I like Sticks, man.
[02:03:12]  I like Sticks.
[02:03:15]  True Sticks Anime Radon.
[02:03:17]  Shut up, alright?
[02:03:18]  Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes already, man.
[02:03:22]  All right.
[02:03:25]  I knew Sticks wouldn't do that, man.
[02:03:29]  Sticks wouldn't do that, man.
[02:03:30]  Let me have some more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:03:40]  Man, I mean, I can't believe the direction that episode 44 has taken this evening, man.
[02:03:50]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:03:54]  I can't believe it.
[02:03:55]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[02:04:01]  I can't believe you people, man.
[02:04:06]  I'm jaded for Christ's sake, man.
[02:04:09]  I mean, I'm depressed that there's so many anime, Weebo, waifu, jerk-off assholes.
[02:04:18]  I can't believe it, man.
[02:04:20]  I just, I sincerely cannot fucking believe this crap.
[02:04:23]  I can't believe it, man.
[02:04:26]  I can't.
[02:04:27]  I can't believe it.
[02:04:28]  I can't.
[02:04:28]  I can't believe it.
[02:04:32]  I can't believe this crap, man.
[02:04:34]  I mean, is this what's attracted to me?
[02:04:36]  I'm starting to worry about me now.
[02:04:40]  Shut up about the fucking anime, man.
[02:04:43]  Is this what's attracted to me?
[02:04:45]  What makes these sick, goddamn anime perverts attracted to my show, man?
[02:04:51]  What makes these anime perverts attracted to my show?
[02:04:56]  I'm serious, man.
[02:04:58]  Oh, God.
[02:05:00]  Oh, God.
[02:05:04]  I don't know why.
[02:05:06]  I don't know why, and I don't know why.
[02:05:09]  I don't want to know why, man.
[02:05:13]  All these anime internet people freaks, man.
[02:05:16]  Why, man?
[02:05:18]  Why, man?
[02:05:20]  Why?
[02:05:25]  Give me my fucking beer, man.
[02:05:27]  It's the only way I can pallet these stupid internet people that are listening to me.
[02:05:30]  I mean, don't you understand?
[02:05:33]  Get this through your head.
[02:05:34]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning, man.
[02:05:38]  I deserve more respect.
[02:05:42]  You Nico Nico Ni D to end the broadcast and beat it to some Kenojo X Kenojo extra.
[02:05:48]  Shut the hell out of it.
[02:05:49]  Shut up.
[02:05:49]  I love you because you're yelling as Super Kawaii Ghost Chan UWU.
[02:05:54]  I'm not even fucking around.
[02:05:55]  You keep talking this fucking anime bullshit.
[02:05:57]  I'm going to end this broadcast.
[02:05:59]  I'm going to end this broadcast.
[02:06:00]  And you know what?
[02:06:04]  I mean, is this?
[02:06:05]  I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:06:06]  Is this the only thing that listens to me?
[02:06:08]  Sick fucking internet people that wax their carrot to fucking women cartoons?
[02:06:16]  Huh?
[02:06:16]  I mean, is this, I mean, I mean, seriously, man, I'm stuck.
[02:06:20]  I mean, I want to take a break.
[02:06:22]  I want to look at myself in the mirror just to see what I've become, man.
[02:06:26]  To see what fucking kind of freak shows are attracted to me, man.
[02:06:31]  It's sick.
[02:06:32]  It's fucking sick, man.
[02:06:39]  I need more beer, man.
[02:06:41]  I just need to keep drinking.
[02:06:42]  I just need to keep drinking, man.
[02:06:45]  That's the only thing that's going to take the fucking pain away.
[02:06:49]  That's the only thing that's going to take the fucking pain away, man.
[02:07:01]  Oh, God.
[02:07:02]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:07:04]  Anime ain't that bad ghost.
[02:07:06]  What?
[02:07:07]  You should check out Father Peter.
[02:07:09]  Press Eggplay.
[02:07:10]  No, man, that's not the end, King, man.
[02:07:17]  Please tell me that's not real.
[02:07:21]  I'm totally fucking shit, man.
[02:07:28]  Oh, God, man.
[02:07:32]  What am I doing here, man?
[02:07:35]  What am I doing here, man?
[02:07:38]  What am I doing here?
[02:07:43]  I don't know.
[02:07:46]  I don't know.
[02:07:49]  What am I doing here, man?
[02:07:53]  What am I doing here?
[02:07:54]  I can't get drunk fast enough just to...
[02:07:57]  Give me my fucking beer, man.
[02:08:01]  Let me fucking...
[02:08:02]  Let me fucking chug my beer, man.

=== Considering VR Gear and Drinking Beer (04:29) ===

[02:08:10]  I'm going to be honest with you guys.
[02:08:15]  I was about to get one of these.
[02:08:17]  I'm going to wait a month.
[02:08:18]  But I was going to get one of these VR setups, you know, HTC Viv.
[02:08:24]  There's another one coming out.
[02:08:29]  And I was going to start doing that, you know.
[02:08:33]  Shut up.
[02:08:34]  I'm talking, man.
[02:08:35]  Ghostwatch Yuyushki.
[02:08:37]  It's got cute girls.
[02:08:38]  That better not be the real Dark Razors.
[02:08:40]  That better be a fucking troll.
[02:08:43]  That better not be the real Dark Razors.
[02:08:45]  That better be a fucking troll, man.
[02:08:51]  And I'm afraid to get the goddamn HTC Viv, man, because I'm afraid you scumbags are going to be like, hey, ghost, why don't you try this game?
[02:09:00]  And it's a bunch of anime shit.
[02:09:02]  It's a bunch of anime crap.
[02:09:04]  And I don't want anime VR, all right?
[02:09:09]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:09:12]  People in the chat room, like, you still got to learn how to play video.
[02:09:14]  I don't want to play video games.
[02:09:16]  All right.
[02:09:17]  I want to VR.
[02:09:19]  That's what I want to do.
[02:09:21]  I've seen some badass goddamn VR stuff, man.
[02:09:26]  I mean, I want to play the scary games like Silent Hill.
[02:09:30]  Have you seen the Silent Hill one, man?
[02:09:33]  VR Hentai is amazing.
[02:09:39]  Fucking shit, man.
[02:09:43]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:44]  Why did I buy a gaming PC?
[02:09:47]  Because I want the best of the best.
[02:09:50]  That's why.
[02:09:50]  All right.
[02:09:51]  I've got a Corsair i160.
[02:09:54]  I want to admit, this is a badass PC.
[02:09:57]  All right.
[02:09:57]  Badass PC.
[02:09:59]  I bought a Viotech 49-inch ultra-wide curved screen.
[02:10:05]  And by the way, I'm propping it up on a huge ass block.
[02:10:10]  So like I've got like, you know, the biggest qualm of the Viotech 49-inch is that you can't prop it up.
[02:10:20]  You know, it's kind of low if you have a low desk.
[02:10:23]  No, man, I've got like a foot block that I put it on, baby, and it's right there.
[02:10:29]  It's great, baby.
[02:10:30]  I'm not even joking.
[02:10:32]  And by the way, when you VR game, you're not just sitting there getting your thumbs bruised, baby.
[02:10:38]  You're actually going and actually doing something.
[02:10:41]  You're actually, you know, you actually have to be physical, you know?
[02:10:47]  So I don't know if I'm going to start gaming yet.
[02:10:51]  What is this?
[02:10:52]  Watch Panty and Stocking or play TF2 or I will shit in a bag and send it to you.
[02:10:58]  You want a scary game?
[02:10:59]  Step outside and let the tornado fuck you.
[02:11:05]  Go shove it up your goddamn smiley face.
[02:11:08]  Shove it up your sushi-eating ass.
[02:11:10]  All right.
[02:11:10]  I know you're a ninja.
[02:11:11]  I know you're a goddamn sushi eater.
[02:11:13]  All right.
[02:11:16]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:11:18]  I'm considering getting this VR stuff, man.
[02:11:20]  The VR setup for the Viv, the new one, the upcoming one.
[02:11:25]  What the fuck's it called?
[02:11:25]  I forgot what it's called.
[02:11:29]  Play Honey Select.
[02:11:32]  Shut up, Nico.
[02:11:34]  I'm thinking about doing it because I mean, that's gaming.
[02:11:40]  Hey, Freeze Org.
[02:11:41]  I know that Valve is going to do a VR situation.
[02:11:45]  I don't trust Valve.
[02:11:48]  Hey, Ghost, will you have crippled, useless legs in VR?
[02:11:52]  Fucking asshole, man.
[02:11:55]  Shut up, Obama.
[02:11:56]  Obama PC.
[02:11:58]  I want to tell you, the Corsair i160, I completely recommend, and I completely recommend the Viotech 49-inch ultra-wide screen TV, man.
[02:12:09]  You can fit a plethora of different screens on here.
[02:12:13]  And by the way, I think it has three HD ports in like HDMI ports.
[02:12:25]  So I could literally put in an HDMI port to like, I don't know, let's say a Raspberry Pi.
[02:12:36]  And if I wanted to play it, I could possibly play it.

=== Trusting Valve and Recommending Ultra-Wide Screens (12:43) ===

[02:12:40]  What is this?
[02:12:42]  Alamo all twisted up.
[02:12:43]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:12:47]  Real, real funny, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and you know something?
[02:12:56]  I could have gotten a million hits if I was to unbox the Viotech 49-inch and if I was to unbox the Corsair 1.
[02:13:03]  And you know something?
[02:13:04]  I didn't do it.
[02:13:05]  You want to know why?
[02:13:05]  Because I don't want to be fucking famous, dude.
[02:13:08]  All right?
[02:13:09]  I don't want to be famous.
[02:13:11]  All right.
[02:13:12]  All you people that are all, hey, face reveal ghosts.
[02:13:14]  I want to see if I don't want to.
[02:13:17]  All right.
[02:13:19]  I'm just a guy over here.
[02:13:21]  All right.
[02:13:23]  I don't want millions of hits.
[02:13:25]  I like being infamous, you know?
[02:13:28]  Infamous.
[02:13:32]  Infamous, baby.
[02:13:34]  All right.
[02:13:35]  Anyway, let me let me take a chug of beer.
[02:13:44]  Yeah, I'm not now I'm getting nice and toasty here Now I'm getting nice and toasty here.
[02:13:50]  All right.
[02:13:52]  Hey, I'm not.
[02:13:52]  Look, I'm just simply stating, dude, you know, I'm infamous.
[02:13:57]  All right.
[02:13:58]  I don't want to be famous.
[02:13:59]  I mean, who cares what I look like?
[02:14:01]  Who cares who I am, you know?
[02:14:03]  Let's go back to anime talk.
[02:14:05]  Fuck it.
[02:14:05]  Fuck you.
[02:14:06]  And whoever the hell put Wheelchair Simulator 2020, go shove it up your ass.
[02:14:12]  All right.
[02:14:13]  And people are saying Ghost is probably ugly.
[02:14:16]  Okay.
[02:14:18]  If that makes you sleep at night, all right?
[02:14:25]  If that makes you sleep at night, that's fine.
[02:14:27]  I'm ugly.
[02:14:27]  I'm ugly.
[02:14:29]  I'm a fatty, you know, whatever.
[02:14:31]  All right.
[02:14:36]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:14:38]  Anyway, you know what?
[02:14:40]  I need some more beer.
[02:14:42]  Hey, hey, everybody who thinks I'm ugly, go shove it up your ass.
[02:14:46]  All right.
[02:14:47]  All right.
[02:14:48]  Just go shove it up your ass.
[02:14:54]  Give me my goddamn.
[02:14:55]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:14:57]  I need more beer.
[02:15:03]  Yeah.
[02:15:04]  Yeah.
[02:15:06]  Okay.
[02:15:08]  And here's unlisted ninja for two bucks.
[02:15:11]  Which will go further, the wheelchair or ghost.
[02:15:13]  I'm not in a wheelchair asshole, all right?
[02:15:16]  I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
[02:15:18]  And hey, everybody that's out there calling me an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur, baby.
[02:15:23]  Do you understand?
[02:15:24]  I'm a connoisseur.
[02:15:26]  All right.
[02:15:29]  And by the way, I do want to say that the freaking food poisoning last month, or last week, I should say, the food poisoning made me lose like 25 pounds, dude.
[02:15:42]  So, I mean, if you want a weight loss program, you know, I'm just saying, man.
[02:15:50]  I'm just saying, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:15:53]  All right.
[02:15:56]  I'm already on here for two hours and 15 minutes.
[02:16:00]  And I've got a tornado warning outside.
[02:16:03]  There's hail warnings and all kinds of stuff.
[02:16:07]  So I think I've drank a pretty good amount.
[02:16:09]  Hold on.
[02:16:09]  How many beers have I drank here?
[02:16:12]  I guess I could drink more beers.
[02:16:15]  I guess I could drink more beers.
[02:16:16]  All right.
[02:16:17]  Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some reefer here.
[02:16:23]  Ghost is not ugly.
[02:16:24]  He's anime.
[02:16:25]  All right.
[02:16:26]  Real funny asshole.
[02:16:27]  Look, I want to be honest.
[02:16:30]  I'm not an ugly son of a bitch.
[02:16:31]  I'm just saying.
[02:16:32]  All right.
[02:16:33]  I'm just saying.
[02:16:34]  I'm just saying.
[02:16:35]  Ghost salad.
[02:16:36]  How many times do you need to donate before you get this salad recipe?
[02:16:43]  All right.
[02:16:44]  I tell you what.
[02:16:45]  Friday, you know, maybe I'll give it away.
[02:16:49]  I don't know.
[02:16:51]  I want to patent this.
[02:16:53]  I want to patent this.
[02:16:54]  Mrs. Ghost thinks you're fat.
[02:16:56]  Shut up, asshole.
[02:16:59]  Let me tell you, you know how people know the Cobb salad?
[02:17:03]  Because Bob Cobb made that salad?
[02:17:07]  I want this to be the ghost salad.
[02:17:09]  I want people when they go up to their salad bars.
[02:17:14]  They're like, you know what?
[02:17:15]  I want a ghost salad.
[02:17:18]  I want a ghost salad, dude.
[02:17:20]  That's what I want.
[02:17:21]  So I'm trying to figure all that out.
[02:17:25]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:26]  That's what I'm trying to figure out.
[02:17:27]  Anyway, let me get some wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, reefer, grass, marijuana, mota, the poo smoke.
[02:17:39]  Let's go ahead and do it.
[02:17:40]  And look, I like that they put it in this like tube shit here because it looks like they gave me more in this little tube thing.
[02:17:48]  You squeeze the sides and it pops up like that.
[02:17:52]  I'm still smoking on the sativa cookies OG.
[02:17:56]  I'm not even joking, dude.
[02:17:59]  I don't know.
[02:18:01]  Maybe the dealer was being hospitable.
[02:18:03]  I have no idea.
[02:18:04]  I'm a good customer, you know?
[02:18:06]  Like I said, for you folks that are wondering, I hook it up with tetrahydrocannabinol from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[02:18:17]  And this kid, I shouldn't call him a kid.
[02:18:20]  I'm an older man, but he's over 18.
[02:18:23]  He's able to get the medical grade cannabis.
[02:18:27]  And every time he, you know, every time I get it, it's like medical grade, dude.
[02:18:33]  Main ingredient ghost pepper for the ghost salad.
[02:18:36]  No, that's, no, no, that's okay.
[02:18:39]  As a matter of fact, I actually had some ghost pepper wings.
[02:18:44]  I think I ordered 20 of them, and I ordered them at Twin Peaks.
[02:18:47]  If y'all don't know what Twin Peaks is, the guy, he was one of the guys that created Hooters, and he's like, you know what?
[02:18:56]  I could do this better.
[02:18:56]  And he created Twin Peaks, and I think Twin Peaks is a hell of a lot better.
[02:19:00]  Either way, they have ghost pepper wings.
[02:19:05]  And I couldn't eat them all.
[02:19:06]  I couldn't eat them all.
[02:19:07]  There was like 20, and I could only eat 15.
[02:19:09]  And I was like, dude, I can't do it, dude.
[02:19:12]  I can't do it.
[02:19:14]  You know, I can't.
[02:19:15]  I can't do it.
[02:19:16]  And all the chicks that were there.
[02:19:18]  And let me tell you, there are some hot chicks out there at Twin Peaks.
[02:19:24]  I'm just saying.
[02:19:25]  And aside from that, there's beer there.
[02:19:28]  They brew their own beer.
[02:19:30]  There's, what are they called?
[02:19:32]  They call it dirty blonde beer, naughty brunette beer, and something about redheads.
[02:19:41]  I don't know.
[02:19:42]  Whatever beer they have, it's badass.
[02:19:45]  They serve it at 29 degrees.
[02:19:48]  It's great, dude.
[02:19:49]  It's awesome.
[02:19:50]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:19:52]  I'm not being paid to say that either.
[02:19:55]  Can I fondle your salad?
[02:19:57]  Jesus.
[02:19:58]  Can I fondle your salad?
[02:20:00]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
[02:20:04]  Can I fondle your salad, dude?
[02:20:06]  That's disgusting.
[02:20:09]  Can I fondle your salad?
[02:20:10]  All right, shut up.
[02:20:11]  All right.
[02:20:14]  All right.
[02:20:15]  Now, let me go ahead and load this bowl here.
[02:20:19]  And once I load this bowl, we're going to go ahead and have some wacky tobacco with the beer.
[02:20:24]  I've already, what the fuck?
[02:20:25]  It's already been two hours and 20 minutes I've been on this broadcast, man.
[02:20:30]  Where does time go?
[02:20:32]  Where the fuck does time go?
[02:20:35]  Nobody knows.
[02:20:38]  But I can tell you that an hour of this broadcast has been dedicated to you fruit bowls talking about anime.
[02:20:45]  Hey, ghost, you know what the best anime is, dude?
[02:20:48]  The best anime is.
[02:20:52]  Stupid idiot.
[02:20:53]  All right, let me take a chug of this beer.
[02:21:00]  Very good.
[02:21:01]  And let's go ahead and take a hit from the bowl.
[02:21:08]  And look, I know you idiots are trying to give me crap.
[02:21:11]  Hey, Prince, what's up, man?
[02:21:12]  Welcome back, Ghostler.
[02:21:14]  Comfy broadcast for my workday.
[02:21:16]  We ought to host a Minecraft server.
[02:21:18]  It isn't actually autistic, and the creator of the world is awesome.
[02:21:20]  Minecraft is you.
[02:21:22]  Minecraft?
[02:21:25]  I'll think about it.
[02:21:26]  15 ghost pepper wings, and you blame the spaghetti?
[02:21:29]  Stupid cup.
[02:21:30]  Wait, that was a long time ago, dude.
[02:21:32]  I didn't have that like last week, you idiot.
[02:21:35]  Ghost, your voice is so soothing and manly.
[02:21:37]  I just decided to whip it out and start stroking.
[02:21:40]  Just wish you could watch some nice hentai with us on Discord.
[02:21:43]  With us on Discord?
[02:21:45]  Wait a minute.
[02:21:46]  This is plural?
[02:21:48]  With us on Discord?
[02:21:50]  Fucking sick bastards.
[02:21:53]  I mean, I'm throwing up a little bit of my mouth there because with us on Discord, with us on Discord.
[02:22:03]  All right, I got to take a hit after that.
[02:22:06]  What?
[02:22:07]  Toss my salad hole?
[02:22:09]  Yeah.
[02:22:10]  Man, you see what I'm saying?
[02:22:12]  You know, it's either perversion, it's troll terrorism.
[02:22:17]  I mean, it never ends, dude.
[02:22:20]  It never ends.
[02:22:24]  It's my life.
[02:22:27]  Don't you forget.
[02:22:31]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:22:32]  Can we put that on here?
[02:22:33]  Let me see if I can put that on.
[02:22:35]  Let's put that on.
[02:22:37]  Since we're chilling here, let's go ahead and put on some music here.
[02:22:42]  What?
[02:22:43]  Can I suck your ranch dressing clean off of your 15?
[02:22:46]  Oh, God.
[02:22:47]  No, man.
[02:22:51]  Can I suck your ranch dress off?
[02:22:55]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:22:58]  Hey, what is this?
[02:22:59]  Give me your father salad.
[02:23:04]  Look, I'm not even joking, dude.
[02:23:06]  If y'all don't stop this sick perversion, I'm getting out of here, man.
[02:23:09]  I'm not even, I'm not, I'm not even, I'm not joking, man.
[02:23:13]  I'm not even joking.
[02:23:19]  I mean, why?
[02:23:19]  Why am I even here?
[02:23:22]  I don't even know why I'm here, man.
[02:23:23]  All right.
[02:23:24]  I mean, you know what?
[02:23:39]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:23:40]  You know, let me, let me, let's go old school.
[02:23:44]  You know, let's do some old school stuff.
[02:23:47]  All right.
[02:23:50]  I don't even know what to do, man.
[02:23:52]  I just.
[02:23:57]  You know what?
[02:23:58]  Never mind.
[02:23:59]  You all don't.
[02:24:01]  Y'all don't deserve this.
[02:24:03]  Y'all deserve this, man.
[02:24:06]  You know, then?
[02:24:07]  Y'all don't deserve this.
[02:24:09]  I mean, let me put this on.
[02:24:11]  Let me put this on.
[02:24:14]  Hold on just a second.
[02:24:17]  Do y'all really deserve this?
[02:24:20]  Greetings, Ghosty.
[02:24:21]  I am glad you are feeling better in these dark times.
[02:24:23]  We need your one else provides this quality of tarred entertainment.
[02:24:27]  Oh, thank you very much.
[02:24:29]  I really appreciate it.
[02:24:30]  Y'all remember this?
[02:24:31]  Listen to it.
[02:24:31]  Go ahead and throw it on, engineer.
[02:24:33]  What the hell is that stupid dumbass Jodicy?
[02:24:37]  Remember Jodic?
[02:24:39]  Y'all remember Joe to see for Christ's sake?
[02:24:49]  Can't I talk to you?
[02:24:51]  I really wanna know you.
[02:24:54]  Come and talk to me.
[02:24:57]  I really wanna meet you.
[02:25:00]  Can I talk to you?
[02:25:03]  I really wanna know you.
[02:25:07]  I wanna know your name.
[02:25:09]  Yeah.
[02:25:12]  You look so beautiful.
[02:25:14]  You really turn me out on my mind every time.

=== Remixes, Success Stories, and Bad Songs (03:52) ===

[02:25:23]  Yeah.
[02:25:24]  That's a badass song, man.
[02:25:26]  It was.
[02:25:28]  They remix it all day, ghost.
[02:25:30]  That's what they do.
[02:25:31]  That's what they do.
[02:25:33]  That's what they do for Christ's sake.
[02:25:36]  And that's not the only one.
[02:25:38]  Let's do some more.
[02:25:39]  Let's do some more fucking remixes since we're here, right?
[02:25:41]  Let's go ahead and do some more since we're here.
[02:25:43]  We speak no Amerigano.
[02:25:45]  I mean, I hear that crap blasted out here on 6th Street.
[02:25:48]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:25:48]  Somebody dumb.
[02:25:48]  I don't deserve chat, you $5 whore.
[02:25:52]  I don't deserve chat.
[02:25:53]  I'm not a $5 whore.
[02:25:54]  All right, go ahead.
[02:25:55]  We speak no Amiragano.
[02:25:57]  I mean, I hear that crap blasted out here on 6th Street all the time.
[02:26:00]  Let's go remix.
[02:26:01]  Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
[02:26:09]  Everybody remember that?
[02:26:13]  Yeah.
[02:26:15]  I'm sick of it.
[02:26:18]  Fuck, fam, pants, pampan, from pampa, pamp, food, pampan, from pampa, pants, pampa, from pants, and pampanet, from pampa, pants, and pampa, yeah, yeah.
[02:26:31]  You know, that's memory lane right there, right?
[02:27:02]  Oh my god.
[02:27:04]  Hey, that's, it's, that's, that's, that's the old school.
[02:27:08]  Hey, what are people asking me to do?
[02:27:10]  What is this?
[02:27:11]  Uh, hold on.
[02:27:12]  Uh, ghost nigh in, please.
[02:27:15]  Ghost nine.
[02:27:16]  No, I'm not doing ghost nine.
[02:27:18]  What is this?
[02:27:21]  My night just got Kawhi.
[02:27:24]  Well, what the fuck does that mean, Nico?
[02:27:26]  Huh?
[02:27:27]  You're fruiting up a little bit?
[02:27:28]  You're fruiting up.
[02:27:29]  You're fruiting up.
[02:27:30]  And all you assholes that say that I'm a freaking brony.
[02:27:33]  Hey, are you?
[02:27:35]  You know, hey, engineer, go on.
[02:27:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:27:43]  Money, success, fame, brony.
[02:27:47]  Money, success, fame, brony, money, success.
[02:27:54]  money
[02:28:26]  you like that, huh?
[02:28:28]  All right, all right, turn it on.
[02:28:29]  How you like a little bit of that, huh?
[02:28:32]  How y'all like a little bit of that?
[02:28:34]  How many remixes are there?
[02:28:36]  How many fucking remixes are there?
[02:28:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:28:42]  I'm over here.
[02:28:43]  I'm doing everything.
[02:28:44]  All right, hold on, calm down.
[02:28:46]  I'm doing everything.
[02:28:48]  Excuse me.
[02:28:50]  I'm doing everything in my power to do a broadcast.
[02:28:55]  And all I get from you people is a bunch of crap.
[02:29:00]  That's all I get is a bunch of crap.
[02:29:04]  So, you know what?
[02:29:05]  I'm going to put one more remix on.
[02:29:07]  For all you people that are feeling funny in the pants, look at Nico Angel, Technology versus Boomer, and all these other idiots.
[02:29:14]  All right.

=== Implementing Manly Dominance Online (09:21) ===

[02:29:16]  You son of a bitch.
[02:29:17]  Here's one more.
[02:29:18]  Here's just one more.
[02:29:20]  Remember Stevie B, he's that guy that sang that song.
[02:29:25]  One more.
[02:29:26]  I'll see you next time.
[02:29:45]  You hear that, huh?
[02:29:46]  I'll be right back to be glad.
[02:29:56]  Ah, y'all like that?
[02:30:56]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:30:58]  I mean, come on, man, is all I got to say about that.
[02:31:02]  All right.
[02:31:03]  Ghost loves to rob his nippies to lollicon.
[02:31:06]  Ah, fucking shove it up your ass.
[02:31:08]  All right.
[02:31:09]  Shove it up your ass, man.
[02:31:11]  All right.
[02:31:12]  I'm sitting over here.
[02:31:13]  I'm taking it old school, and you people don't even care.
[02:31:16]  You people are like, all right.
[02:31:24]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:31:26]  All right.
[02:31:26]  As a matter of fact, I want to be honest with you.
[02:31:29]  I got to go drain the main vein now.
[02:31:31]  All right.
[02:31:32]  I've had a lot of alcohol.
[02:31:34]  All right.
[02:31:34]  I'm filled with piss and fury.
[02:31:36]  I've been on here for two hours and 30 minutes.
[02:31:39]  There's a tornado warning out there.
[02:31:41]  There's hailstorms.
[02:31:43]  It's going down out here in San Hambonio.
[02:31:46]  Okay.
[02:31:48]  I didn't even get to take a hit of my fucking dope, dude.
[02:31:50]  I didn't even get to take a hit of any of the tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:31:55]  All right.
[02:31:56]  So look, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to be right back.
[02:31:59]  Okay.
[02:32:00]  All right.
[02:32:00]  And when I come back, we're going to have some chat room shout outs.
[02:32:05]  We're going to talk all that good stuff.
[02:32:07]  Sentient malware is now activated.
[02:32:09]  Shut up, Bonzie Buddy.
[02:32:11]  And whoever Tony Talk ripoff is, hey, Tony talking can rip off these nuts.
[02:32:20]  All right.
[02:32:20]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:32:21]  I'll be right back.
[02:32:23]  All right.
[02:32:23]  All I'm doing is going to go drain the main vein, baby.
[02:32:26]  I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage that everybody is so envious of all over the internets.
[02:32:33]  I mean, look at them in the chat room.
[02:32:36]  They're already a little envious.
[02:32:40]  You want your mom to come over here and help me with two hands, huh?
[02:32:43]  So I can drain the main vein, you little son of a bitch.
[02:32:47]  All right?
[02:32:47]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:32:49]  Shut up, man.
[02:32:51]  Tony talk, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup.
[02:32:54]  How you like that?
[02:32:57]  Eat my dick up till you hiccup.
[02:33:00]  How you like that?
[02:33:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:33:04]  Ghost is my favorite no-homo.
[02:33:06]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:33:08]  What the hell does that mean for Christ's sake?
[02:33:11]  Look, don't go anywhere.
[02:33:13]  I'm going to be right back.
[02:33:14]  All right.
[02:33:15]  I got to go drain the main vein once again.
[02:33:17]  15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[02:33:20]  And I know that some of you are envious, and I know that some of the women that are listening to this broadcast are whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack, just imagining this man right here.
[02:33:33]  All right, just whipping that out 15 and a half inch style while I'm just implementing this manly dominance all over the goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
[02:33:48]  I'll be right back.
[02:33:50]  All right.
[02:33:50]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:33:51]  When I come back, we're going to do some chat room shout outs and we're going to do some other things.
[02:33:56]  All right, so just sit there, all right, and don't talk garbage about me while I'm gone either.
[02:34:02]  All right, all right, I have feelings, I'm a man for Christ's sake, and I deserve respect.
[02:34:08]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado anyway, engineer.
[02:34:12]  Go ahead and throw on the music, man.
[02:34:14]  I gotta, I'll be right back.
[02:34:15]  Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.
[02:34:18]  I'm gonna go ahead and put on insanity control once again.
[02:34:21]  It is a royalty-free heavy metal music track.
[02:34:25]  Thanks to the guy that hooked it up, and stop posting stupid comments on the damn YouTube channel that this damn thing is on.
[02:34:32]  All right, I'm sick and tired of you people making me look like a mockery in these damn in these goddamn comment sections of these things, all right?
[02:34:40]  So just sit there, I'll be right back.
[02:34:42]  I'm not, I'll be right back.
[02:34:44]  Go ahead and put it on, engineer!
[02:34:45]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[02:34:47]  There is
[02:37:46]  nothing wrong with smelling an anime girl's stinky ass after she's worked up a sweat and hasn't followed yet.
[02:37:53]  Also, I wish Nagatoro was real so she could bully me and make me suck her toes.

=== Smelling Anime Girls and Barebacking Risks (03:52) ===

[02:38:37]  We're back.
[02:38:38]  All right, what's going on, baby?
[02:38:40]  All right.
[02:38:41]  Oh, God.
[02:38:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:47]  I don't even know where I'm.
[02:38:48]  What am I doing here?
[02:38:50]  All right.
[02:38:50]  All right.
[02:38:51]  I'm back.
[02:38:52]  I'm sorry.
[02:38:52]  I had to drain the main vein and all that good stuff.
[02:38:56]  Jin Sang just donated five bucks.
[02:38:59]  What does he say?
[02:39:00]  There is nothing wrong with smelling an enemy girl's stinky ass.
[02:39:04]  You know, I'm not saying that.
[02:39:06]  I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
[02:39:08]  All right.
[02:39:09]  And Ghost is my favorite homo for three bucks.
[02:39:12]  Real funny.
[02:39:13]  Real, real funny, you asshole.
[02:39:19]  All right.
[02:39:22]  Now, before, okay, before I start, you know, getting to the nitty-gritty of this show, because at any time now, we should be getting fucking hail and, you know, tornadic activity.
[02:39:37]  If you go and search for yourself, you know, the weather of San Antonio, it's pretty bad, dude.
[02:39:43]  It's pretty bad.
[02:39:44]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[02:39:45]  I didn't even get to smoke the bowl I loaded because I'm so fucking pissed at you people, you know?
[02:39:53]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[02:39:55]  Congratulations.
[02:39:57]  Your Obama Gaming PC is now a part of the contribution.
[02:40:00]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[02:40:02]  This is not an Obama PC, man.
[02:40:05]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:40:07]  This is a Corsier i-160, one of the best computers that you can buy on the market right now, dude.
[02:40:14]  So shove it up your ass.
[02:40:17]  You know what?
[02:40:17]  I'm just going to go ahead and smoke this, all right?
[02:40:19]  Once again, I'm smoking marijuana, grass, the indo, wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
[02:40:28]  All right.
[02:40:49]  Welcome to the Bombsy Botnet.
[02:40:52]  Watch.
[02:40:56]  Shut up, Bonzie Buddy.
[02:40:59]  Daddy, please let me commit spin weeks UWAA.
[02:41:02]  You're a sick bastard, man.
[02:41:03]  You know that you're a sick.
[02:41:05]  Whoever the hell it is, you're sick, dude.
[02:41:08]  Ghost, if your house gets swept up in the twister, I hope it lands on top of Hillary.
[02:41:12]  What?
[02:41:13]  Don't forget to steal her rubby slippers before Nancy Pelosi shows up for revenge.
[02:41:18]  Can you shaincoat?
[02:41:19]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:41:22]  Hey, Ghost, you should give Grand Theft Auto San Andreas a try.
[02:41:25]  Oh, yeah?
[02:41:26]  There's a mod called Hugo One.
[02:41:28]  You can set it up so the viewers in chat buy and input cheat codes in real time.
[02:41:33]  Oh, man.
[02:41:33]  Hey, blasphemous, man.
[02:41:34]  Thank you for the suggestion.
[02:41:36]  As a matter of fact, cheers to Blasphemous Bastard.
[02:41:38]  He's a cool dude.
[02:41:39]  Let me go ahead and blow my nose because I don't know what it is.
[02:41:42]  Whenever I take a hit of weed, like the first hit, it's like, you know, mucus starts secreting out of the orifices.
[02:41:49]  So there we go.
[02:41:58]  That's what I'm talking about, man.
[02:42:02]  I need one more blow.
[02:42:03]  I need one more blow.
[02:42:04]  Hold on.
[02:42:11]  Gag on Cock and Oz.
[02:42:15]  What the hell is that?
[02:42:16]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[02:42:17]  All right.
[02:42:20]  And look at all these narcs in the chat room.
[02:42:22]  Hey, dude, call the DEA.
[02:42:23]  Hey, dude, call San Antonio PD, dude.
[02:42:26]  Oh, shove it up your ass, all right?

=== The Vatican Walls and Dark Ages Barbarians (08:20) ===

[02:42:29]  You don't understand.
[02:42:31]  The SAPD has already decriminalized, well, not decriminalized, but they're not making it a priority to emphasize marijuana crimes.
[02:42:41]  So, you know, just go shoving up your ass on that.
[02:42:44]  All right.
[02:42:45]  I know that you people want the worst for me, and you're like, ghost, I'm going to get him.
[02:42:49]  I got him.
[02:42:51]  What is this?
[02:42:52]  Get your prostate inspected.
[02:42:54]  At your age, you could have cancer or an enlarged prostate.
[02:42:57]  Also, shoving objects and barebacking could have infected your prostate.
[02:43:02]  Next time you see Amy Daly, ask her to feel your prostate inspections.
[02:43:06]  Shut up, Dr. Dr. Ass.
[02:43:08]  Real funny.
[02:43:09]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:43:11]  Ghost, you sounded like Donald Duck getting sucked off by Scrooge McDuck.
[02:43:16]  How the hell would you know what that sounds like first and foremost?
[02:43:19]  And secondly, I was holding it in so I could, you know, the marijuana smoke could hit the brain, dude.
[02:43:25]  That's what I was doing.
[02:43:27]  What is this?
[02:43:28]  Hey, ghost, what do you think about the Younger Drya's extinction theory?
[02:43:32]  Do you believe there was one or more great societies that were wiped out about 12,500 years ago by a giant comet asteroid hitting Greenland ice sheets?
[02:43:41]  No, I don't.
[02:43:43]  Okay, I don't think that asteroids destroyed civilizations.
[02:43:47]  If there were any civilizations, we destroyed ourselves.
[02:43:51]  I mean, all you have to do is take a look at Rome.
[02:43:54]  Do you remember Rome fell when the barbarians took over Rome?
[02:43:57]  What is this?
[02:43:58]  M in the chat for malware.
[02:44:00]  All right, shut up.
[02:44:02]  Shut the fuck up with malware on my pieces.
[02:44:05]  Shut up.
[02:44:06]  You don't understand.
[02:44:07]  When Rome fell, there was 200 years of unaccounted for history, what they call the Dark Ages.
[02:44:14]  And that's why the Vatican has those 300-foot walls, because the Vatican walled itself up in those 200 years, or it could be more or less, but 200 years of Dark Ages and let the barbarians run amok.
[02:44:28]  And once the Vatican realized that the dollar, you should play Pee Wee Dingo.
[02:44:34]  All right, shut up.
[02:44:35]  When the barbarians realized, or excuse me, when the Vatican realized the barbarians were organizing and that they were obliging leaders dependent on territorial situations, the Vatican, I mean, you know, let's be honest.
[02:44:54]  Excuse me.
[02:44:55]  The Vatican showed the barbarian leaders how to be leaders indefinitely.
[02:45:01]  And be honest, folks, after the Dark Ages, every royal family derives from the leadership of the barbarians that reigned supreme after the Dark Ages.
[02:45:16]  And as a result, any royal family post-Dark Ages were barbarians.
[02:45:26]  Amy Daly prostate exams, real funny.
[02:45:30]  They were barbarians that were led by the lineage of the royal families.
[02:45:36]  I mean, if you take a look at the royal families, take a look at their hands when they get old.
[02:45:43]  They start like crinkling up.
[02:45:46]  And the reason that their hands start crinkling up, like, you know, their fingers start turning inward towards their hands, is because the barbarians were also once Vikings and worked on ships and did hard labor, etc.
[02:46:03]  I think that you need to realize Rome.
[02:46:06]  You read Rome and how Rome fell, you start realizing that civilizations can fall very, very easily.
[02:46:15]  And I don't want to get into the whole history of Rome and, you know, all this other shit, but Rome fell because of the barbarians.
[02:46:24]  And the barbarians ruined civil society.
[02:46:27]  And that's why we have 200 years of unaccounted for history.
[02:46:30]  They call it the Dark Ages.
[02:46:32]  Now, the only reason that we know that this history was lost was because, believe it or not, the Iranians, the Iranians, Darius,
[02:46:45]  the people that derived from those people, the Darius gods and shit, those folks still had civilization and wrote about the history that was happening outside of the realm of their territorial situation.
[02:47:02]  And as a result, that's why we know that there was around 200 years of Dark Ages.
[02:47:09]  Anyway, I don't want to get into the whole ordeal, but I just think that if you read into that, you'll start realizing that, oh, shit, the oldest institution that's around to this day is the Catholic Church.
[02:47:23]  The Catholic Church created the royal families.
[02:47:28]  Who were the barbarians?
[02:47:31]  I could give you a fucking, you know, a lecture on that, but let's just be honest.
[02:47:36]  It was the outstanding territorial populations that didn't want to fall under Rome's dictatorships.
[02:47:49]  Look at this.
[02:47:49]  He's easy if bored a yawn.
[02:47:51]  Yeah, I know you're yawning because you're an idiot.
[02:47:54]  You're a moron.
[02:47:55]  That's why people are talking about Sumerian.
[02:48:00]  Yeah, Sumerio to rise again.
[02:48:02]  Praise Kek.
[02:48:03]  As a matter of fact, Kek is not a Sumerian god, dude.
[02:48:07]  It's Egyptian.
[02:48:08]  It's Egyptian, you moron.
[02:48:11]  But either way, look, I don't want to talk about this.
[02:48:14]  I don't want to talk about this because some people are not going to believe it.
[02:48:18]  Some people are going to believe it.
[02:48:20]  I just want you all to know that the things that you see with your ears and eyes on a television doesn't mean that it doesn't mean that's the truth.
[02:48:38]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
[02:48:46]  And I'm telling you, all royal families derive from the barbarians.
[02:48:51]  So the royal families that were post-Dark Ages, they all derived from the barbarians.
[02:49:01]  Just saying.
[02:49:03]  Hey, just saying.
[02:49:07]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:49:09]  Edward Gibbon.
[02:49:10]  Rome fell because of multiple causes.
[02:49:12]  Devaluing the denarius, the barbarians, and mostly the degeneracy that pervades our common society and the downfall of virtue.
[02:49:19]  I completely agree with that.
[02:49:21]  Edward Gibbon, I completely agree with that.
[02:49:25]  Shut the fuck up, boring fatty.
[02:49:26]  Yes, shut up.
[02:49:27]  Edward Gibbon, I completely agree with that.
[02:49:29]  I mean, we are in a degenerate realm that Rome was in.
[02:49:35]  Please talk more about this.
[02:49:37]  But you have to remember that Rome had reigned for hundreds of years.
[02:49:44]  And I mean, ZCZ's bedtime for Bonsi.
[02:49:48]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[02:49:51]  And if you want my opinion, I think it was a variety of factors.
[02:49:54]  Obviously, the decadence of degeneracy.
[02:49:57]  But we have to remember that they had been battling the barbarians for hundreds of years.
[02:50:03]  And the barbarians finally, finally, ghost bacon bit salad.
[02:50:11]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[02:50:13]  I'm trying to talk here.
[02:50:15]  And at some point, because of the ever-expanding Roman Empire, they overextended themselves and they could not fight the barbarian at every front.
[02:50:27]  And that's why they got completely overrun.
[02:50:31]  And that's why the Catholic Church walled itself up.
[02:50:35]  If you can look at the Vatican, there's 300-foot walls at the Vatican entrance.
[02:50:40]  Okay?
[02:50:41]  And if you take a look at those walls, it's pretty dark, like, you know, like dark taint on the walls.

=== Roman Empire Overextension and Globalist Systems (11:32) ===

[02:50:50]  You know, halfway up.
[02:50:54]  And I can only imagine.
[02:50:55]  No virgin too pure, no hymen unbroken.
[02:50:58]  The streets will run red with the blood of virgin pussy.
[02:51:01]  Burn every mosque in arm's reach.
[02:51:03]  Burn every burqa.
[02:51:04]  Kill every dark wall and build it tall.
[02:51:07]  The prophecy will come, and the child shall be born.
[02:51:12]  Okay.
[02:51:13]  You know, I mean, you're talking a bunch of European type of chivalristic mumbo jumbo, but let's be honest, Europe is cucked to cultural enrichment.
[02:51:31]  Rome fell like Notre Dame.
[02:51:33]  Yeah, well, if you only knew, you know, that's why I keep telling you, did you know that Notre Dame was burning at the same time as a mosque in Jerusalem, an Islamic mosque, Al-Ask Mosque?
[02:51:49]  Same time.
[02:51:52]  I'm just saying, you know, you all tell me that I'm like, you know, some pro-Zog or whatever you people think I'm saying.
[02:51:58]  Look, you just have to know the truth.
[02:52:00]  And you have to be enlightened, enlightened, illuminated.
[02:52:04]  You have to be bright enough.
[02:52:06]  You have to understand things beyond what you think it is.
[02:52:14]  Because sometimes your thoughts can be your own prison, dude.
[02:52:18]  And you really don't know what's going on.
[02:52:22]  You know?
[02:52:23]  Talmud Ghost.
[02:52:25]  I've read the Talmud.
[02:52:27]  And for those that don't know what the Talmud is, I've talked about this in the inner circle many times.
[02:52:33]  When you're a Jewish child, what is this?
[02:52:37]  Don't worry, ghosts will take over soon.
[02:52:40]  Hail Skynet.
[02:52:43]  All right, we get it.
[02:52:46]  And Edgy Bra is absolutely right.
[02:52:49]  Okay.
[02:52:49]  The entire world is a stage and everyone plays their part.
[02:52:56]  You know?
[02:52:57]  So I'm just, you know, they all say it.
[02:53:00]  You people are just like, yay, it's for real, dude.
[02:53:03]  Yay, it's real.
[02:53:05]  It's really happening, dude.
[02:53:08]  Okay.
[02:53:08]  Let me go ahead and smoke, dude.
[02:53:14]  The Catholic Church did a better job of integrating European pagan culture and values with the church, making it more attractive to former pagan regions, as opposed to Protestants who were more strict with non-Judeo art and traditions.
[02:53:30]  That's a fairly accurate statement by Tier Juana Genius there.
[02:53:35]  Rome, the same fate as the Alamo.
[02:53:37]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:53:37]  No, Tijuana Genius is absolutely correct.
[02:53:41]  The Catholic Church, you all have to know, is not a holy institution.
[02:53:47]  i mean you know it's my opinion obviously but you know you have to realize that it's not a holy institution there's a lot of uh how can i put this without you know dissuading people from understanding what i'm talking about A lot of rituals.
[02:54:09]  that these folks do that have nothing to do with Christianity.
[02:54:14]  Your show sucks ass.
[02:54:16]  Anyway, guys, what's this anime named ReZero?
[02:54:19]  Oh, yeah.
[02:54:21]  Yeah, let's just continue going on and talking anime, you fucking moron.
[02:54:28]  Do you understand that you people that are out here that can't get enough of cartoons and entertainment and cosplay and wax in your care to cartoon women and all this other crap?
[02:54:40]  Your opinion about Atlantis is incorrect.
[02:54:43]  I wasn't lying and it's not a parable.
[02:54:46]  Solon wasn't a liar and don't impugn his character.
[02:54:49]  Yeah, all right.
[02:54:49]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:54:51]  All right.
[02:54:52]  The bottom line is that you folks need to realize that things happen for a reason.
[02:55:00]  I mean, you have to understand.
[02:55:01]  Okay, let's just take, for instance, listen to me for a second.
[02:55:06]  Let's just take, for instance, first man.
[02:55:10]  First man introduced into the world naked and afraid, right?
[02:55:17]  Now, the first man is going to observe.
[02:55:21]  And when the first man observes, they're going to realize that there's a certain food chain as it relates to one animal killing another animal and killing another animal, etc.
[02:55:33]  Now, you have to understand, based upon...
[02:55:39]  There's an enemy about Rome.
[02:55:41]  Shut your ass.
[02:55:44]  There's a certain level of set fate with that observation.
[02:55:49]  All right.
[02:55:50]  There's a certain level of accepted fate, meaning that you are a part of this.
[02:55:56]  But what mankind did was redefine its fate based upon its own mental perception.
[02:56:04]  Traps are not gay, holla, holla.
[02:56:06]  Get that dolla dollar.
[02:56:07]  I mean, yeah, if somebody wants me not to talk, all of a sudden, you know, all of a sudden, you know, people are like, hey, you're a fucking, yeah, doll, holla, holla, dolla, it's easy if you're bored and all this other shit.
[02:56:18]  You have to understand, okay?
[02:56:20]  When first man was here, first man would have accepted every other fate of every living organism on the planet.
[02:56:30]  That's why the new world order, the guys that want to globalize this whole planet, they are justified because they believe that the natural way man is is the law of the jungle.
[02:56:46]  If you hear a George H.W. Bush, as a matter of fact, let me go ahead and find that because I, you know, you idiots will never believe me.
[02:56:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:54]  So let's just go ahead and do that because you people make me sick and I got a badass computer and I can do this now.
[02:57:02]  So let's go ahead and talk about Bush announcing the New World Order and how he does it.
[02:57:10]  Okay.
[02:57:12]  All right.
[02:57:12]  Because he announced it a few times.
[02:57:15]  He announced it.
[02:57:17]  Leave it to ghosts to have something as exciting as Roman history to make it sounds like the most boring thing ever.
[02:57:22]  Stick to getting cucked by text to speak.
[02:57:25]  All right.
[02:57:26]  Go shove it up your ass, okay?
[02:57:29]  Now, the first time old man Bush announced the new world order, he announced it in front of Congress on September 11th, 1991.
[02:57:41]  Okay, and for all those that don't agree or here, let's go ahead and do it.
[02:57:48]  All right.
[02:57:48]  All right.
[02:57:49]  Yeah.
[02:57:49]  Are we not beast?
[02:57:50]  All right.
[02:57:51]  Just shut up and let me talk here.
[02:57:53]  All right.
[02:57:54]  Well, let's go to the PC shot.
[02:57:56]  Okay.
[02:57:57]  Let's go to the PC shot.
[02:57:59]  There's Bush, okay?
[02:58:01]  And as you can see, George Bush Sr. New World Order live speech, September 11th, 1991.
[02:58:07]  Now, this is the first time he announces globalism.
[02:58:10]  Okay?
[02:58:11]  All right.
[02:58:13]  What is this?
[02:58:15]  What do you want?
[02:58:15]  Hold on.
[02:58:16]  Oh, shit.
[02:58:17]  Sorry about that.
[02:58:22]  Oh, this goes further beyond.
[02:58:24]  Yeah, we get it.
[02:58:24]  All right.
[02:58:25]  Just shut up and listen.
[02:58:26]  All right.
[02:58:28]  Let's go ahead and play this.
[02:58:30]  Certain that we stand in the defining hour.
[02:58:35]  Halfway around the world, we are engaged in a great struggle in the skies and on the seas and sands.
[02:58:43]  We know why we're there.
[02:58:45]  We are Americans, part of something larger than ourselves.
[02:58:52]  For two centuries, we've done the hard work of freedom.
[02:58:57]  And tonight, we lead the world in facing down a threat to decency and humanity.
[02:59:05]  What is at stake is more than one small country.
[02:59:11]  It is a big idea, a new world order, where diverse nations are drawn together in common cause to achieve the universal aspirations of mankind.
[02:59:25]  Peace and security, freedom, and the rule of law.
[02:59:32]  Such is a world worthy of our struggle and worthy of our children's future.
[02:59:39]  All right.
[02:59:41]  Great, Bush.
[02:59:42]  All right.
[02:59:43]  Great.
[02:59:43]  All right.
[02:59:44]  Now, I want you all to also understand that he said this again during a speech to the people when it came.
[02:59:55]  Hold on just a second.
[02:59:56]  I got to fucking cue this up because some asshole did this.
[02:59:58]  All right, here it is.
[03:00:00]  This is during the speech of the Iraq invasion.
[03:00:05]  Okay, so let's go ahead and do that.
[03:00:08]  He announces it again.
[03:00:09]  And I want you to listen to what he's saying.
[03:00:11]  Well, what is this?
[03:00:12]  But in all seriousness, thank you for your service, Ghost.
[03:00:16]  Keep enlightening the masses and death to the liberal elite.
[03:00:19]  Trump 2020.
[03:00:20]  Shout out to my brothers and sisters in the service.
[03:00:23]  May heavens fury atheist trash.
[03:00:28]  I'm trying.
[03:00:29]  I'm trying, okay?
[03:00:31]  Anyway, listen, let's go back.
[03:00:33]  And here's George Bush.
[03:00:34]  Now, listen, he announces the new world order, but listen to what the new world says, we're the rule of law, not the law of the jungle, not the law of the jungle.
[03:00:48]  Listen to this.
[03:00:48]  Go ahead.
[03:00:49]  The opportunity to forge for ourselves and for future generations a new world order.
[03:00:56]  A world where the rule of law, not the law of the jungle, governs the continent.
[03:01:02]  Hold on, did y'all hear that there?
[03:01:04]  Let's go back and hear him one more again, just in case you, you know, go ahead.
[03:01:10]  And for future generations, a new world order, a world where the rule of law, not the law of the jungle, governs the conduct of nations.
[03:01:21]  When we are successful, and we will be, we have a real chance at this new world order, an order in which a credible United Nations can use its peacekeeping role to fulfill the promise and vision of the UN's founders.
[03:01:37]  Now, did y'all hear that right there?
[03:01:40]  Did you all hear that?
[03:01:43]  Now, this is what I'm talking about.
[03:01:47]  You know, these folks here are trying to get us into a worldwide globalist system in which there is a new monarchy.
[03:01:59]  Remember, the folks that are all, all right, yeah, ZZ, this, ZZ, that.
[03:02:05]  All right, whatever.
[03:02:06]  Whether or not you agree with me or not, I'm not telling you to believe in me.
[03:02:10]  All right.
[03:02:10]  I'm just telling you to think, and why Donald Trump, believe it or not, is so important to the deviation of what these people have been planning.

=== Politicians Getting Rich Through Donations (02:56) ===

[03:02:23]  And that's why Donald Trump has been- I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:02:26]  What is this?
[03:02:28]  Just shut up.
[03:02:30]  All right.
[03:02:30]  Listen to me.
[03:02:31]  I'm just simply trying to tell you that every other politician in Washington, D.C. right now, if you want to be a politician, you know what you have to do?
[03:02:40]  You have to go and solicit donations from people.
[03:02:45]  That's how you're a politician.
[03:02:47]  I mean, take a look at all these politicians that are out here running for something.
[03:02:51]  The reason they're so prominent, the reason they get so much props from the media is because they have the most fundraising money.
[03:03:00]  And do you think that those that are out there, and this is how these politicians get rich?
[03:03:06]  I'm telling you, folks, that's how liberals, Republicans, conservatives, Democrats, that's how they all get rich.
[03:03:16]  They get rich by accumulating so much money in their campaign contribution account.
[03:03:22]  And then, folks, I'm telling you this.
[03:03:24]  This is the honestly God truth.
[03:03:26]  Once they're no longer involved in politics and they, quote, retire from politics, they can go and take all the money that was donated in their campaign contribution account and transfer that into their own personal name, tax free.
[03:03:45]  Tax fucking free.
[03:03:48]  And that's why I keep telling each and every one of you that that's what makes Trump different than everybody else.
[03:03:55]  I've never had New World Order commemorative Glock pistols created.
[03:03:59]  The first was issued to him.
[03:04:01]  I'm just saying.
[03:04:02]  I'm just saying.
[03:04:04]  But Donald Trump didn't take any of these dumbass outside influences, the lobbyists, the special interests, the people that don't.
[03:04:14]  He didn't take none of their money.
[03:04:19]  What do you think?
[03:04:20]  All right.
[03:04:21]  Let me get to one thing at a time.
[03:04:23]  I just want to point out that Donald Trump had more to lose running for president than he had running for president.
[03:04:31]  This guy had everything to lose.
[03:04:34]  His own personal safety, his family safety, his business, the continuity of his dynasty, etc.
[03:04:43]  And what did he do?
[03:04:44]  He selflessly ran for president, used his own money against this system.
[03:04:52]  And this system goes beyond the Washington, D.C. scoundrels that are out there taking campaign contribution accounts from folks.
[03:05:00]  It also goes into the media.
[03:05:02]  Because look at the media.
[03:05:04]  Look at how they're trying to guide our minds, man.
[03:05:08]  You know, look at how they're trying to make us into some conformist groupthink type of mentality instead of each and every one of us having an independent idea.
[03:05:18]  That's what we all should have.

=== Media Control and Independent Thinking (06:16) ===

[03:05:20]  I know you're a bunch of trolls.
[03:05:21]  I know sometimes you talk shit about me, but you know what?
[03:05:24]  You're independent.
[03:05:25]  You go against the grain.
[03:05:27]  You have balls for Christ's sake, man.
[03:05:30]  And it's time for you to understand that you go against the grain and that you have balls.
[03:05:35]  And it's time for you to go out there and flex them, motherfuckers, man.
[03:05:39]  Flex nuts, man.
[03:05:41]  C-W-R-E-N, Barry BlackBerry, Jischel 170.
[03:05:45]  Son of a bitch.
[03:05:45]  You see, look at Dyer Griffiths.
[03:05:47]  You see this T-Start.
[03:05:48]  You see this?
[03:05:49]  This probably is somebody paid by who the hell knows to deviate everybody's goddamn ideas.
[03:05:56]  Chris, everybody's perception, everybody's concentration.
[03:06:00]  CamSync, switch the channel.
[03:06:02]  All right, I've had enough.
[03:06:03]  All right.
[03:06:04]  I mean, you people don't care.
[03:06:05]  I'm over here.
[03:06:06]  I'm trying to fucking shove red pills down your throat, and you people don't even give a shit.
[03:06:12]  All right, that's what makes Donald Trump so integral.
[03:06:14]  That's why I'm ride or die.
[03:06:16]  That's why Julian Assange did what he did for Trump.
[03:06:19]  That's why the hackers of this fucking world did what they did.
[03:06:23]  Because this guy is capitalizing on themselves selling their tires willing to buy.
[03:06:29]  Why do you hate capitalism, ghost?
[03:06:32]  Are you a left-wing commie nut?
[03:06:34]  I'm not a fucking communist.
[03:06:35]  I'm a capitalist, baby.
[03:06:36]  Communism gave me shit in my life.
[03:06:39]  Are you kidding me?
[03:06:41]  Everything that I've ever gotten in my entire life has been because of capitalism.
[03:06:46]  Because I guarantee you, man, if I thought that I was going to, what, you know, family or friends or some hookups or some connection was going to hook me up, I would have been a poor bastard right now and not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, boy.
[03:07:01]  That's why I love capitalism, man.
[03:07:04]  Do you understand that?
[03:07:05]  Capitalism gave me everything that I've got.
[03:07:09]  And I owe it to capitalism.
[03:07:11]  I owe it to capitalism to promote it, man.
[03:07:15]  To inspire everybody to understand it, man.
[03:07:18]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:20]  What's the problem?
[03:07:23]  What is this?
[03:07:25]  What was that?
[03:07:27]  We don't want your AIDS pill.
[03:07:29]  All right, that's fine.
[03:07:29]  All right.
[03:07:30]  You know what?
[03:07:30]  I got to go.
[03:07:31]  You know what?
[03:07:33]  Let me go take it.
[03:07:34]  I need to drain the main vein, is what I got to do again, all right?
[03:07:38]  Because, man, I'm so pissed off, I can piss right now.
[03:07:42]  Because I'm sitting over here, I'm throwing red pills at you, and you people don't even give a shit.
[03:07:49]  So I'll be right back.
[03:07:50]  You all just sit there and you wait.
[03:07:52]  And you know what?
[03:07:53]  Maybe if I come back, I'll do some damn chat room shout-outs.
[03:07:56]  Maybe if I come back, I'll do some goddamn Raider graffiti.
[03:07:59]  But you know what?
[03:08:01]  I wish I just had a little bit more appreciation.
[03:08:04]  That's all.
[03:08:05]  I wish I had a little more appreciation.
[03:08:08]  Don't go anywhere.
[03:08:09]  I'll be right back.
[03:08:11]  Take me out engineer for Christ's sake with these sons of
[03:11:09]  Am I in?
[03:11:10]  Am I all right?
[03:11:11]  Turn it down.
[03:11:11]  Turn the shit down.
[03:11:12]  All right.
[03:11:12]  All right.
[03:11:13]  We're back.
[03:11:14]  What's going on, folks?
[03:11:16]  All right.
[03:11:16]  I had to drain the main vein again and all that good stuff.
[03:11:20]  And before we get to anything else, I've already been on for three hours and ten minutes.
[03:11:25]  I can't believe where the fuck does time go?
[03:11:28]  Nobody knows.
[03:11:29]  But you know what time it is?
[03:11:31]  It's time to do some more beer for Christ's sake.
[03:11:35]  Damn right.

=== Red Pill Beto O'Rourke Campaign Money (03:21) ===

[03:11:36]  And look, I'm not telling you folks out here to believe in what I say or anything of that name.
[03:11:44]  This is the internet, baby.
[03:11:45]  You can go look for yourself.
[03:11:47]  That's what the beautiful part about it is, man.
[03:11:50]  I'm just giving you a little bit of the breadcrumbs, man.
[03:11:53]  I'm just saying, man.
[03:11:55]  I'm just saying.
[03:11:57]  Nobody, you know, I'm not, you know, not trying to say anybody's better than anybody.
[03:12:02]  I'm just saying you need to look at the obvious.
[03:12:04]  Look at what's going on.
[03:12:06]  Every politician in Washington, D.C. has to solicit goddamn donations.
[03:12:12]  And you think that we're going to, do you think they're really going to listen to your little voice in your little constituency or the people that are making them rich?
[03:12:21]  That's why every politician in Washington, D.C., when they retire, they're rich.
[03:12:26]  I mean, this is disgusting.
[03:12:28]  Look at fucking Bernie Sanders.
[03:12:30]  Hey, hey, I'm Boynie Sanders, and I want to tell you that I am still campaigning.
[03:12:36]  I'm going on Fox News, and I'm just going and doing whatever so that Fox News makes me look like a schmeckle.
[03:12:43]  And when Fox News makes me look like a schmeckle, I look good for all the dumb, stupid college kids out there that are putting themselves in college debt, and they don't know what they're talking about.
[03:12:55]  And all they're going to do is go into their college debt account and give me their money because I'll tell them I'm giving them free health care.
[03:13:03]  I'm going to give them free college and they believe me, even though I'm just one prostate-infected 80-year-old man.
[03:13:10]  And these stupid, dumb morons that donate to me, they don't understand that I can't do it myself, but they don't know that.
[03:13:19]  So I want them to continue to donate, continue to contribute.
[03:13:22]  All right, I made $260 million in 2016.
[03:13:28]  I want to make double, if not triple that.
[03:13:31]  You know that Beto O'Rourke, that stupid, fruity, wannabe, culturally appropriate and bastard, that wannabe Mexican old lady, Beto O'Rook, you know he made $400 million.
[03:13:44]  $400 million doing a losing Senate effort against Ted Cruz over there.
[03:13:53]  And that's why Beto thinks he can go and be running for president now because he got $400 million in his campaign contribution account.
[03:14:02]  And I don't think that's fair.
[03:14:04]  I think that some of that should have went to me.
[03:14:06]  That's why I'm running again, even though I don't have a chance in hell.
[03:14:10]  But don't worry, you dumb idiots don't know that.
[03:14:13]  So keep contributing.
[03:14:15]  Come on, keep control.
[03:14:16]  That's literally what it is.
[03:14:21]  But these idiots, they still think that Bernie, you know, some 80-year-old idiot who did not, you know, you know, Bernie, his first job was at 40 years old.
[03:14:31]  His first job ever in his life, 40 years old.
[03:14:33]  And you know what his job was?
[03:14:35]  Getting people on welfare.
[03:14:38]  That's great.
[03:14:39]  That's who you want running the country, huh?
[03:14:41]  That's great.
[03:14:42]  That's who you want running the fucking country.
[03:14:46]  All right.
[03:14:49]  I'm trying to red pill you idiots.
[03:14:50]  You people don't, you people don't care.
[03:14:52]  You people are morons.
[03:14:54]  You know, I'm just trying to, I'm just saying that's what Trump represents.

=== Freedom to Criticize Leaders and Trump (07:25) ===

[03:14:58]  That's why I was ride or die with Trump because Trump represents anti-globalism.
[03:15:05]  I mean, take a look at what Bolton said.
[03:15:09]  Ghost Bernie Collins.
[03:15:10]  Take a look at what fucking Bolton said today.
[03:15:13]  Bolton said that we are not going to be submitting our sovereignty as Americans to some global entity and that the Monroe doctrine is alive and well.
[03:15:26]  Did you hear Monroe doctrine?
[03:15:29]  He's talking, and I'm talking about Bolton's vision, is that we are a free nation or nations in both North and South America.
[03:15:39]  The first free hemisphere in American history.
[03:15:44]  And I think that's more valiant than what the fuck the globalists are selling.
[03:15:48]  What the globalists are selling is what they're doing in the EU right now.
[03:15:53]  All the migrant crisis, all the totalitarianism that's happening in the EU, the Article 13 laws and all this bullshit.
[03:16:04]  Stupid, man.
[03:16:05]  And it's fucking stupid.
[03:16:06]  That's why I'm Trump ride or die, man.
[03:16:09]  I am down with Trump.
[03:16:11]  This man, I would give my life for Donald Trump.
[03:16:16]  I would give my life for Donald Trump because I know for a fact that this man has given his life, his family, his legacy, his children for us.
[03:16:28]  He had no reason to do this.
[03:16:30]  Fucking Donald Trump could have been one of the elites and watched the United States get squashed because we didn't know any better.
[03:16:40]  All right, Article 17.
[03:16:41]  I don't give a shit.
[03:16:42]  I don't live in your fucking stupid dumb cuckery of a fucking European land over there.
[03:16:46]  You stupid Europeans are allowing that shit to happen.
[03:16:49]  So I don't give a shit if it's Article 17, Article 50.
[03:16:51]  and shove it up your ass tired oh you know you don't really have it correctly ghost You know, it's Article 17.
[03:17:01]  You're still fucking cucking your asses to a dumb fucking superstate that, unless we forget the European Union was nothing more than an economic agreement.
[03:17:11]  And these dumb cucks in Europe just allowed this stupid shit to become a what?
[03:17:16]  A super state.
[03:17:18]  Really, real, real fresh.
[03:17:21]  All right, real, real good.
[03:17:28]  Look, you know what I am?
[03:17:30]  I'm about freedom, dude.
[03:17:32]  I believe in the Constitution.
[03:17:34]  I love the Constitution.
[03:17:37]  I love the fact that I'm in a country where I can criticize my leaders, where I can criticize authority, where I can voice my opinion and not have some fucking authority figure come up and fucking throw me in a van and I'll never be heard from again.
[03:17:54]  That's what I love about this country, dude.
[03:17:57]  That's why I've always been political.
[03:17:58]  That's why I've always been pro-America.
[03:18:04]  I love my goddamn rights.
[03:18:06]  All right?
[03:18:09]  Where else do they have these rights?
[03:18:11]  Where else do they have?
[03:18:12]  They don't!
[03:18:13]  They fucking don't.
[03:18:15]  Kim Jong-fat just launched another missile test.
[03:18:18]  Who gives that fat fuck Donald Trump is getting C-U-C-K-E-D by the Khan?
[03:18:24]  North Korea.
[03:18:26]  Are you kidding me?
[03:18:27]  Kim Jong-un is barely surviving.
[03:18:30]  I mean, why don't you Google up a secret?
[03:18:35]  A secret.
[03:18:39]  Never mind.
[03:18:40]  There's a small group of people within the country that are trying to kill him.
[03:18:44]  This dude is on borrowed time.
[03:18:47]  He's got nothing.
[03:18:48]  All right.
[03:18:50]  He thinks he can flex nuts.
[03:18:51]  And at the same time, you don't think that Trump has got leverage in this China deal?
[03:18:57]  You know, this China deal, this agreement that they're trying to agree with China and the United States and the trade deal, it's going to be the biggest deal in world history.
[03:19:08]  And that's another thing that's scaring everybody, that Trump, if he can negotiate a deal in which the United States is not getting anal raped as it relates to $800 billion trade deficits and shit like that, that we can like lower that down and it benefits us in a mutual situation.
[03:19:29]  It's going to be the biggest fucking trade deal in world history.
[03:19:33]  And China, if it knew what was good for itself, would make that deal and we would dominate.
[03:19:40]  The United States and China would dominate for the next 50 to 100 years.
[03:19:46]  Just saying.
[03:19:49]  Because in foreign policy, that's how you have to think of things.
[03:19:55]  Dark mean magician, girl.
[03:19:56]  Don't try to flex nuts at me at Cuckler.
[03:19:59]  Unlike you, I'm not a sellout who has no friends.
[03:20:02]  Nobody.
[03:20:03]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[03:20:04]  Dark mean magician, girl.
[03:20:05]  Calm your ass down.
[03:20:06]  I think you have way too many martoonies or something.
[03:20:09]  All right, calm down, all right?
[03:20:12]  You know, people are anticipating you.
[03:20:14]  Just cop, just calm down, all right?
[03:20:17]  Good God.
[03:20:18]  All right, just give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[03:20:26]  Excuse me.
[03:20:28]  I love my freedom.
[03:20:30]  And that's what this country is about.
[03:20:34]  And that's what I do.
[03:20:36]  You know, that's what I advocate.
[03:20:38]  I don't ever want to be like Europe.
[03:20:40]  I don't want to have nothing to do with Europe.
[03:20:42]  Look at Europe now, dude.
[03:20:45]  A bunch of jehudies that want to rape blonde women in some of these parts have more authority than law-abiding citizens.
[03:20:55]  And what are the men doing?
[03:20:56]  What are the men of these European countries doing?
[03:20:59]  They doing shit.
[03:21:01]  They ain't doing shit.
[03:21:03]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[03:21:05]  I'm not trying to.
[03:21:06]  I'm just observing.
[03:21:08]  Okay.
[03:21:08]  I'm not advocating anything.
[03:21:10]  I'm just observing.
[03:21:12]  I mean, you know, you Euro cucks are up here.
[03:21:15]  You can talk shit to me.
[03:21:17]  You can talk shit to Americans.
[03:21:19]  But the bottom line is, why don't you criticize your own government and see if you don't get picked up or get a visit by the authorities?
[03:21:26]  Why don't you criticize the migrant crisis on your IP address?
[03:21:30]  You can't.
[03:21:31]  You won't.
[03:21:32]  You're scared.
[03:21:33]  And that's the difference between us in America and you folks, even though you can hate us all you want to.
[03:21:40]  And that's what I'm trying to preserve.
[03:21:42]  And that's what Donald Trump wants to preserve, baby.
[03:21:46]  You understand that freedom.
[03:21:49]  The freedom to criticize your leaders.
[03:21:52]  The freedom to say what you want to say.
[03:21:55]  The freedom to do whatever it is economically that you want to do, baby.
[03:22:00]  I love this goddamn country.
[03:22:02]  I love it.
[03:22:03]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:22:06]  On the topic of freedoms, which is a better rifle, the M14M1A or the foul.
[03:22:14]  Get whatever you want, dude.
[03:22:17]  You can get whatever you want.
[03:22:18]  We don't care because this is pretty much true capitalist radio from 2016 2.0.

=== Preserving Freedom to Say What You Want (07:46) ===

[03:22:23]  You should return to back to the 2012 days.
[03:22:26]  What?
[03:22:26]  Where you knew you were a character and were amusing about your political beliefs.
[03:22:30]  What are you talking about?
[03:22:31]  I'm a character.
[03:22:33]  What am I?
[03:22:33]  Alex Jones over here?
[03:22:34]  I'm going to calm down.
[03:22:35]  All right.
[03:22:38]  I'm not telling you to believe in me, you dumb fucking me magic girl.
[03:22:43]  I'm not fucking telling you to believe in me, you dumb bitch.
[03:22:47]  All right.
[03:22:47]  I'm telling you to just take what I'm saying.
[03:22:51]  You're on the internet, you fucking lazy idiots.
[03:22:54]  You can literally look up everything that I say and make your own opinion on it because, well, you know, I don't know if I believe Ghost in his statements.
[03:23:06]  I'm going to go look it up.
[03:23:07]  And I'm reading here.
[03:23:08]  Oh, you know, I'm forming my own opinion here.
[03:23:13]  But are you idiots going to do it?
[03:23:15]  No, you want to know why?
[03:23:16]  Where's my fucking phone?
[03:23:18]  All you got to do is just fucking ask Google and hey, Google.
[03:23:25]  Yes, we know exactly what it is.
[03:23:27]  We're going to tell you the answer because you're a fucking idiot.
[03:23:33]  Not that's bad.
[03:23:34]  You know, I know I'm on a Google platform.
[03:23:35]  Not that that's bad.
[03:23:36]  You know, some people are idiots.
[03:23:37]  You know, it is what it is.
[03:23:38]  But, you know, I mean, everybody can't be an idiot, man.
[03:23:46]  Jesus.
[03:23:50]  Anyway, let's go ahead.
[03:23:51]  I mean, I don't even, I can't even believe I'm even here three hours and 23 minutes in on an episode 44, man.
[03:24:03]  I've been waiting for this fucking tornado and the fucking hail and shit.
[03:24:06]  All I'm hearing is high winds.
[03:24:08]  You know, it's all I'm hearing, dude.
[03:24:10]  That's all I'm hearing.
[03:24:13]  Neo-feudalism, EU.
[03:24:15]  Oh, shit.
[03:24:16]  Hold on.
[03:24:16]  I'm fucking dropping shit all over the fucking floor for Christ's sake.
[03:24:20]  Ah, Chris.
[03:24:21]  Ah, for Christ's sake.
[03:24:25]  Oh, man.
[03:24:28]  Oh, yeah.
[03:24:28]  Internet Botstalker is back.
[03:24:30]  Yeah, I'm sure.
[03:24:31]  All right.
[03:24:32]  All right.
[03:24:32]  Look, that's enough.
[03:24:34]  All right.
[03:24:34]  Let's go ahead.
[03:24:35]  I guess let's go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout outs before I get pissed off even more.
[03:24:41]  All right.
[03:24:42]  Do we got any chat room shout outs, Engineer?
[03:24:44]  I'm glad for you being quiet, dude.
[03:24:46]  I told you these people don't care about you.
[03:24:48]  They're pieces of trash.
[03:24:50]  I told you, dude.
[03:24:54]  All right.
[03:24:55]  Well, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
[03:25:00]  Right now!
[03:25:03]  All right, we got Silver Spoon.
[03:25:08]  What is this?
[03:25:09]  Megaliths, talk about me.
[03:25:11]  What's your opinions about the Great Pyramids?
[03:25:15]  Come on, dude.
[03:25:16]  I can't talk about that.
[03:25:18]  These people will think I'm a cookster and, you know, whatever.
[03:25:21]  Dear Freckles in the house, Nova Sparks, Russell Cook, Tijuana Genius, Filthy Heretic, Bonzie Buddy.
[03:25:30]  Who else do we have here?
[03:25:31]  We got Danger Dan, Alexander Jones the Great, Aesthetic.
[03:25:36]  That's the real aesthetic.
[03:25:38]  Olaf Kowaloski's PC and tablet account.
[03:25:41]  The Ferb Guy, Don Spew, CrossStereo, Bond Dayton, The American Dream, Monkey De La Rocha.
[03:25:51]  All right.
[03:25:52]  Han Hanzo, Tiger, Tiger Upper Cunt, even though you're a piece of crap.
[03:25:57]  Scam Likely, whatever the hell that means.
[03:26:00]  We got Colonel Transisco from the Steel Brigade, Black Worm, Lightning Note.
[03:26:06]  You better put better goddamn pictures, you son of a bitch.
[03:26:09]  Black Frost.
[03:26:12]  I'm not going to say that name.
[03:26:13]  Olive Yaksloff, Anthony J, Flamin' Creations, Bob Tom, a friendly medic, Incognito, The Rookie, James MLP Fan Fic Fetish.
[03:26:26]  You sick son of a bitch.
[03:26:28]  Aaron Tolman, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[03:26:31]  And there's dumbass Spermies.
[03:26:32]  Hey, get fucking Spermi's ass out of here.
[03:26:36]  Nutsack Parachute.
[03:26:38]  Train Love 567.
[03:26:40]  Karen.
[03:26:42]  Helicopter Prince.
[03:26:43]  Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[03:26:47]  I don't know what to say about you.
[03:26:49]  Kojier, Black, Barry Blackberry.
[03:26:53]  TN Apostle.
[03:26:54]  What up, TN Apostle?
[03:26:55]  Good to hear you.
[03:26:55]  Good to see you, man.
[03:26:56]  Dorito Burrito.
[03:26:58]  Who else do we have here?
[03:27:00]  We got Rick Hoover, Watcher in the Dark, Ryan K, Holden Capitalist, Shy Guy Mask.
[03:27:08]  We've got L. Ron 501ST, G Davis 0213, Night Prowler.
[03:27:16]  We got Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Action Capitalist, Sean Rutsford, Cut Myself Laughing, German the Gay Frog, Odd Eyes Magician, Troy Eldridge.
[03:27:29]  I'm not going to say that name.
[03:27:31]  Ard Hammond 5000, Gizmo 2046, Steven Stinkverst, Holy Stars, Red Pill Acolyte.
[03:27:40]  What's up, dude?
[03:27:42]  Altair, Worsey Game Clips, Joseph Armaaki, Communist for Communists for Trump.
[03:27:50]  Mr. BN King, what up, man?
[03:27:53]  Distilling in the house, man.
[03:27:55]  Bloodbath, Scooter, Levon Media.
[03:27:59]  I don't know what to say about you.
[03:28:00]  How about Icamax, Danky Stank, Charles Sheed, Copy Kai, Sneakiest Chameleon, The Deplorable Troll, Chevy Cruz, Tracker 210 Plays, I think we've already said Poison Ghost.
[03:28:21]  Who else do we have here?
[03:28:22]  I think we said all these, man.
[03:28:24]  Midget Goliath Hambone.
[03:28:26]  There's Jackler.
[03:28:28]  All right, just stupid son of a bitch.
[03:28:34]  Dr. Pan.
[03:28:36]  Who the hell else do we have here?
[03:28:37]  We got Miss RS Matrix, Sandman815, Troy Eldridge, the Meme Magician, XU God X2012, Josh.
[03:28:53]  What's up, Josh?
[03:28:54]  Savos Mock.
[03:28:57]  We got Bandito Bala Merchant, Scooter, Atomic Massacre, Zed Commander, Black Frost, Cody's Video Game Showcase, Dark Blitz Frenzy.
[03:29:13]  I think we've already said all these.
[03:29:15]  De Djibouti Capitalist.
[03:29:18]  What else do we have here?
[03:29:19]  Alpha 9571.
[03:29:23]  William T First Georgia.
[03:29:25]  All right, shut up.
[03:29:26]  Good sounds going on.
[03:29:31]  Kamunga strikes again.
[03:29:33]  Pooka Dude, 42.
[03:29:36]  Dynamo Savage, Clover, Baird Grimm, Geralt.
[03:29:42]  I think I've already said all these, man.
[03:29:43]  Redhead Hunter.
[03:29:46]  Baka Survivor.
[03:29:51]  Pretty good stuff, man.
[03:29:53]  All right.
[03:29:53]  I think that's we don't want actual.
[03:29:59]  Robert Mueller.
[03:30:01]  All right, that's enough.
[03:30:03]  All right.
[03:30:05]  Good God, dude.
[03:30:07]  I've already been on here for three hours and 30 minutes.

=== Radio Graffiti and Pet Mexican Shout Outs (11:40) ===

[03:30:10]  I cannot believe it.
[03:30:11]  Oh, hey, FGS underscore 879.
[03:30:15]  Is that the real pet Mexican?
[03:30:17]  It's my pet Mexican, dude.
[03:30:20]  What's up to the pet Mexican, man?
[03:30:22]  I miss the pet Mexican, man.
[03:30:24]  He was a good guy.
[03:30:26]  Yeah, I got to tell you a story about the pet Mexican, though.
[03:30:30]  No, I shouldn't say it.
[03:30:32]  Never mind.
[03:30:32]  Anyway, let me get one more hit.
[03:30:36]  Let me get one more hit from the pipe here.
[03:30:40]  Somebody in the inner circle was suggesting that I should get like a bong, you know, so that people can hear me hit from the bong or something.
[03:30:48]  And I don't know, man.
[03:30:50]  I'm just kind of, you know, they want me to say it.
[03:30:54]  You want me to say this?
[03:30:56]  All right, hold on.
[03:30:57]  Let me smoke this.
[03:31:03]  Oh, God.
[03:31:12]  Anyway, look, the pet Mexican, okay?
[03:31:16]  He wants to game.
[03:31:18]  He wants to do some gaming.
[03:31:20]  And this is when I had like the Gab chat room, you know, the Gab, like you paid monthly.
[03:31:27]  And, you know, he was in there.
[03:31:29]  And he built his own PC, right?
[03:31:33]  And he got everything state-of-the-art except for the graphics card.
[03:31:40]  And he didn't buy a Windows 10.
[03:31:48]  Anyway, I don't want to embarrass him.
[03:31:50]  It was just, it was horrible.
[03:31:53]  He puts it all together and he's like, hey, I got this, like, you know, I got this Windows 10 and I got this code and it's got Fortnite in it, but I, you know, I need like a code for Fortnite because it says that I need to fucking put like 400 bucks or something so he could play Fortnite.
[03:32:17]  And we were telling him, dude, first of all, Fortnite is free.
[03:32:22]  And secondly, man, I mean, you know, anyway, he fucked his whole computer up because, you know, he didn't want to buy the Windows 10 and, you know, fried his graphics card.
[03:32:40]  It was, it was horrible.
[03:32:41]  It was just, it was bad.
[03:32:43]  He was like, hey, man, somebody give me the fucking fort knife.
[03:32:53]  That was funny.
[03:32:54]  I'm sorry.
[03:32:55]  I know, you know, some of you people are thinking, I'm bored.
[03:33:00]  I deserve a little better than this because yeah, bitching.
[03:33:06]  So anyway, let's go ahead and, I guess, get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, right?
[03:33:12]  Is that what we're getting to?
[03:33:13]  I guess let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:33:18]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:33:25]  That's right, folks.
[03:33:26]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:33:31]  All you got to do is give a call to that damn number right there, 515-604-9052.
[03:33:39]  And once the operator bitch starts yapping, push 844-286 and then the pound or hashtag key.
[03:33:49]  And then you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[03:33:54]  All right.
[03:33:54]  And like I said, when you're in queue, that means that when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[03:34:08]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:34:10]  Maybe this is, you know, an emphasis on free speech, maybe freedom.
[03:34:17]  You know, that's what you should be emphasizing wherever you at across the world.
[03:34:21]  Freedom.
[03:34:22]  I want to be able to have the freedom to criticize my leaders.
[03:34:25]  I want to have the freedom to say what I want to say.
[03:34:28]  And I shouldn't have the state come upon me, take me away, jail me, or give me any kind of infringement upon my speech.
[03:34:36]  Do you understand me?
[03:34:39]  Can I get an amen?
[03:34:41]  Right.
[03:34:43]  Jesus.
[03:34:47]  All right.
[03:34:48]  Without any further ado, I guess, I guess, I guess let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
[03:34:56]  Hold on just a second.
[03:34:58]  Just hold on.
[03:34:59]  All right.
[03:35:02]  Let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
[03:35:05]  Right now.
[03:35:09]  And I hope these are decent ones.
[03:35:11]  Let's go to it.
[03:35:12]  Let's start with an anonymous radio graffiti.
[03:35:16]  For years, my bowel movements were born brown solid lumps three times a day, right on schedule.
[03:35:24]  And I never got to miss a single meeting at work.
[03:35:29]  Then I discovered Easy Cream.
[03:35:32]  Easy Cream is an all-natural diarrhea inducer in an easy-to-use gel form.
[03:35:38]  Just rub the gel on your hands and face.
[03:35:40]  All right, get this shit on.
[03:35:42]  I don't want to be reminded of diarrhea or anything stomach ailment-wise.
[03:35:48]  Y'all, And you guys have no fucking respect, dude.
[03:35:53]  I mean, spaghetti damn near killed me.
[03:35:59]  But do you give a shit?
[03:36:01]  You're like, it's great, ghost.
[03:36:04]  Yeah, it should have killed you.
[03:36:05]  You should have died, ghost.
[03:36:07]  Yeah, that's great.
[03:36:09]  That's fucking.
[03:36:11]  These are my fans, ladies and gentlemen.
[03:36:13]  This is what you can get if you want to be a fucking internet somebody.
[03:36:18]  Anyway, what do we got here?
[03:36:20]  How about, man, we got a lot of fucking people all of a sudden.
[03:36:23]  Now everybody wants to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
[03:36:26]  How quaint.
[03:36:27]  How goddamn quaint.
[03:36:29]  Who the hell is this?
[03:36:30]  bathroom pervert radio what is this What is this?
[03:36:43]  Some circus sideshow bullshit?
[03:36:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:36:48]  What else do we have here?
[03:36:49]  How about oh, this looks like out of the country.
[03:36:53]  How about area, or I guess country code 61 radio graffiti?
[03:36:59]  Okay, ghost is distilling, mate.
[03:37:01]  Just driving home from work.
[03:37:03]  Wanted to say happy Easter to yourself, Mrs. Ghost.
[03:37:06]  We've got four public holidays over here in a row.
[03:37:10]  Then the Tuesday is just the normal day.
[03:37:13]  And then we've got Anzac Day as well.
[03:37:16]  And I'm working all those public holidays, baby, writing in the diary news.
[03:37:20]  Fuck you.
[03:37:21]  Hell yeah.
[03:37:22]  There's distilling right there, man.
[03:37:24]  Thank you very much.
[03:37:25]  And, you know, cheers to you.
[03:37:28]  Easter.
[03:37:29]  It's Easter this weekend, right?
[03:37:31]  It's Easter this weekend.
[03:37:32]  I'm glad he didn't say anything about any paint and shit.
[03:37:35]  It's good to hear.
[03:37:37]  Like, right now, it's 12.15, 12.16.
[03:37:41]  It's Thursday, technically.
[03:37:44]  We want to 12 a.m. right now.
[03:37:46]  So it's a Thursday.
[03:37:48]  You know, I guess there's a Good Friday.
[03:37:50]  I don't have a greasy ass fucking bloody steak on Good Friday.
[03:37:56]  I don't know, Easter, Sunday, I guess.
[03:38:01]  All right, what else do we have here?
[03:38:03]  How about Ghost Returns to Munchkin Land Radio Graffiti?
[03:38:10]  We've got Pylons, Radio Graffiti, 111.
[03:38:14]  You're on the air.
[03:38:15]  Straight out of cops!
[03:38:17]  You motherfucking name, dude!
[03:38:22]  You stupid!
[03:38:24]  You stupid killer, you stupid monkey!
[03:38:27]  You killed you, you stupid, goddamn, goddamn, stupid nigger.
[03:38:32]  Goddamn, stupid immersion.
[03:38:35]  Take that off!
[03:38:35]  I never said that!
[03:38:37]  I never goddamn said that!
[03:38:39]  That's a splice!
[03:38:42]  Everybody knows it!
[03:38:44]  Damn it!
[03:38:46]  That sucked me, man!
[03:38:48]  That was a fucking splice, man.
[03:38:50]  Everybody knows that was a splice.
[03:38:53]  Everybody knows it was a splice.
[03:38:57]  Everybody knows it was a splice, man.
[03:39:03]  I mean, why do you all do this to me, dude?
[03:39:06]  Why?
[03:39:06]  That's why nobody wants to be interviewed by me, man.
[03:39:10]  That's why nobody wants to be interviewed by me.
[03:39:14]  You son of a bitch.
[03:39:19]  Jesus Christ.
[03:39:20]  Okay, okay.
[03:39:21]  281 Radio Graffiti.
[03:39:23]  Get this.
[03:39:44]  Get this idiot.
[03:39:45]  That's what you donated to 281 for so you can like scare me with a fucking.
[03:39:52]  Guys are assholes, man.
[03:39:54]  I'm not even joking.
[03:39:55]  You're assholes.
[03:39:56]  352 Raider Graffiti, get this circus sideshow music out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[03:40:11]  Come on, man.
[03:40:12]  That's 732 Radio Graffiti.
[03:40:17]  Hey, Ghost and Smith is Honor Hetro 31 here.
[03:40:19]  How you doing tonight?
[03:40:20]  Hey, what up, man?
[03:40:21]  How you doing?
[03:40:23]  Hey, I'm doing pretty good.
[03:40:24]  Hey, would it be okay if I talk about a few things for a little while?
[03:40:28]  Yeah, what do you want to talk about?
[03:40:29]  Go ahead.
[03:40:31]  Well, the text of speech that I sent earlier, that game I mentioned, that's Scriblio.
[03:40:35]  That's an online free game you can play.
[03:40:37]  Like, you could draw and guess.
[03:40:40]  That's not my game to play.
[03:40:41]  Have you ever thought of that?
[03:40:44]  No, I haven't thought about that, man.
[03:40:46]  No.
[03:40:48]  Yeah, and also, because Easter is coming up this Sunday, and because Easter celebrates Jesus Christ, I think it would be great to bring Father Ghost in for the second round of Ghost Confessions.
[03:41:00]  Oh, you know, you know what?
[03:41:03]  You may be on to something.
[03:41:04]  Maybe we may be able to do something maybe on Friday.
[03:41:08]  All right.
[03:41:09]  We may be able to do something on Friday.
[03:41:10]  As a matter of fact, we may be able to do a media share situation on Friday as well.
[03:41:16]  It's a Friday, and then, you know, I guess I'm supposed to do some kind of a fucking Saturday Night Troll show.
[03:41:22]  But we'll see how things go.
[03:41:25]  How about that?
[03:41:26]  We'll see.
[03:41:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:41:29]  Everybody's just demanding me.
[03:41:31]  Put a fucking quarter in Ghost's ass.
[03:41:34]  He's a jukebox.
[03:41:38]  Son of a bitch.
[03:41:39]  Who is this?
[03:41:40]  This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
[03:41:49]  Jesus Christ.

=== Major Malfunction on a Friday Night Show (04:12) ===

[03:41:50]  What is this?
[03:41:52]  What is this crap, man?
[03:41:56]  Hey, what is this?
[03:41:57]  sniff my hair radio graffiti uh yeah you hear this huh Yeah, you see what's happening to Radio Graffiti now, huh?
[03:42:14]  Huh?
[03:42:14]  Hey, you like a little bit of that?
[03:42:17]  This is what ruins it.
[03:42:18]  This is why we can't have nice things in this world.
[03:42:22]  You understand that?
[03:42:24]  This is why we can't have nice things in this world.
[03:42:27]  Because of fucking waste of life like this.
[03:42:31]  You know, pieces of garbage that don't even need to be in existence.
[03:42:34]  You know what I mean?
[03:42:35]  That could be fertilizer for our crops.
[03:42:38]  You know, I'm just saying.
[03:42:41]  I'm just saying.
[03:42:45]  Jesus Christ.
[03:42:47]  619 Radio Graffiti.
[03:42:51]  Is this Ghost Dimodome, owner of the San Antonio Dimodome?
[03:42:58]  Who knows?
[03:42:59]  Is this this little kid that's been calling?
[03:43:01]  Is this a fucking kid?
[03:43:03]  Are you going to fly around in your wheelchair in the tornado ghost?
[03:43:08]  Dude, that's not funny, kid.
[03:43:09]  You understand?
[03:43:10]  I mean, I'm in the middle of a goddamn tornado, man.
[03:43:13]  What's your problem?
[03:43:15]  What's your major malfunction, numb nuts?
[03:43:19]  You want to know my major malfunction, you ho?
[03:43:22]  Yeah, go ahead and spit it out.
[03:43:28]  Your mom gay.
[03:43:31]  What?
[03:43:31]  I can't even understand you.
[03:43:33]  You're trying to keep down from your mammy?
[03:43:36]  Fucking deaf.
[03:43:37]  What are you fucking deaf?
[03:43:38]  Why don't you speak a little louder?
[03:43:39]  see i live in my own place i can be i can i can scream as loud as i want to you little brat I live in my own place.
[03:43:50]  I can do that all night long and nobody's gonna do nothing.
[03:43:53]  You're a stupid brat, and you should be slapped in your mouth.
[03:43:57]  I can do that all night long.
[03:43:59]  How about why don't you do something?
[03:44:00]  Why don't you scream?
[03:44:05]  I mean, why don't you scream, boy?
[03:44:09]  Oh, oh, oh, why?
[03:44:15]  I mean, come on!
[03:44:16]  Oh!
[03:44:35]  I don't even know why I keep doing this, dude.
[03:44:38]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:44:38]  I don't even know why I keep doing it.
[03:44:40]  You know, you people are just a horrible episode 44, dude.
[03:44:47]  I mean, look at the goddamn stupid title.
[03:44:50]  I'm broadcasting during a tornado warning.
[03:44:54]  And do you idiots care?
[03:44:56]  No, no, no, no!
[03:45:08]  I'm only going to take a couple more of these because I got this stupid kid.
[03:45:12]  Whoever kid this is, if you're the parent, let me tell you something.
[03:45:16]  You're lucky I'm not in front of your face because I would bitch slap you in front of your kid until your nose was concaved and then have your kid experience that and tell him it's because of him stupid little prick.
[03:45:32]  How about Night Prowler Radio Graffiti?
[03:45:37]  Oh, shit.
[03:45:38]  Oh, Frank.
[03:45:39]  Oh, Christ, no.
[03:45:41]  Get away!
[03:45:42]  Alex Jones!
[03:45:43]  Bend him over!
[03:45:44]  Come on, little piggy!
[03:45:46]  Let me hear you squeal.
[03:45:52]  Harder, please.
[03:46:00]  Get this, get this stupid shit out of here.

=== The Story of Ghostler and Troll Traps (02:35) ===

[03:46:03]  Get in there!
[03:46:03]  What the fuck?
[03:46:04]  Get in there, son of a bitch!
[03:46:13]  You know, it's just, you know, I'm broadcasting during tornado warning, dude.
[03:46:19]  I mean, I deserve more respect.
[03:46:22]  And this, I'm not, I'm not going to get anything, am I?
[03:46:25]  I'm not going to get nothing.
[03:46:26]  I'm not going to get nothing, am I?
[03:46:28]  Huh?
[03:46:31]  I'm not going to get nothing.
[03:46:35]  I'm not ending on that for Christ's sake.
[03:46:37]  What is this?
[03:46:38]  The Ghostler parable radio graffiti.
[03:46:42]  The Jackler and seriously, Samson, the radio graffiti.
[03:46:46]  This is the story of a man named Ghostler.
[03:46:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[03:46:54]  Ghostler streams online in a big building where he was a radio show host.
[03:47:00]  Ghostler's job was simple.
[03:47:03]  He sat at his desk in a room in Texas and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
[03:47:09]  Donations came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
[03:47:22]  This is what Ghoster did every day of every month of every year.
[03:47:28]  And although others might have considered it soul-rending, Ghoster vanished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly on this job.
[03:47:40]  And Ghostler was happy.
[03:47:42]  I am not you!
[03:47:44]  I don't know how many times they're gonna say it, DG!
[03:47:47]  I am not you!
[03:47:49]  And then one day, something very peculiar happened.
[03:47:54]  Something that would forever change Ghostler.
[03:47:57]  Something he would never quite forget.
[03:48:00]  What the hell's going on here?
[03:48:01]  He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single donation had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.
[03:48:12]  No one had donated to give him instructions, call into radio graffiti, or even say hi in the inner circle.
[03:48:19]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, bro.
[03:48:21]  Never in all his years on the show had this happened.
[03:48:24]  This complete isolation.
[03:48:27]  I don't know what the hell to do here!
[03:48:28]  Something was very clearly wrong.
[03:48:31]  Shocked, frozen solid, Ghostler found himself unable to move for the longest time.

=== Isolation, Shock, and Getting the Hell Out (15:31) ===

[03:48:38]  I gotta get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:48:40]  But as he came to his wits, regained his senses, he got up from his desk and set out of his office.
[03:48:48]  I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
[03:48:49]  Alright, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:48:50]  I gotta see what's going on here.
[03:48:51]  Alright, I gotta get, I gotta get out of here.
[03:48:55]  You're a son of a bitch.
[03:48:58]  Is that fucking really Jackler, that fucking baguette?
[03:49:02]  God damn, baguette!
[03:49:06]  Dang it!
[03:49:07]  God!
[03:49:09]  Son of a bitch!
[03:49:11]  Fucking splice it pieces of troll terrorist trap!
[03:49:15]  Yeah, justice for Jackler!
[03:49:17]  Justice for Jackler!
[03:49:18]  He can jack himself off because he's a baguette, man.
[03:49:23]  He's a goddamn fucking...
[03:49:26]  He's got fucking like mold.
[03:49:29]  He's got mold on his baguette.
[03:49:30]  That's the kind of fucking baguette he is.
[03:49:32]  He's got fucking bold, fucking mold on his baguette.
[03:49:37]  I'm not ending on fucking jack himself off, Jack.
[03:49:40]  I'm not ending on that shit.
[03:49:41]  Are you kidding me?
[03:49:42]  I'm not ending on that crap.
[03:49:45]  Jesus Christ.
[03:49:46]  I'm just fucking making me belch, man.
[03:49:50]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:49:52]  720, Radio Graffiti.
[03:49:58]  San Antonio, Pet Shelter.
[03:50:00]  How may I help you?
[03:50:02]  I have this dog fighting fetish, and what I like to do is I like to hit my dog one of these double cheeseburgers and shirts.
[03:50:11]  We'll start laughing in the background.
[03:50:15]  That better not be the case.
[03:50:17]  And then what I do is I like to tickle my dog.
[03:50:20]  Yeah, I put him on his back and I tickle my dog until all pinced up.
[03:50:26]  It's all tensed up.
[03:50:28]  And then before you know it.
[03:50:29]  You're sick.
[03:50:31]  And then once I hear it, I smell it.
[03:50:34]  I smell it.
[03:50:35]  I sniff it.
[03:50:35]  Sir, you have a problem.
[03:50:39]  Hey, Phil, the caller and this is ghost politics.
[03:50:42]  This is like the fifth time.
[03:50:43]  Can we block this pervert?
[03:50:45]  What the f- What the fuck?
[03:50:47]  You stupid dude!
[03:50:50]  Dude!
[03:50:53]  Fucking ass to dude!
[03:50:59]  Don't be brain calling me!
[03:51:01]  With the damn show crap, man!
[03:51:03]  That's not fucking nice!
[03:51:05]  That's fucking horrible!
[03:51:08]  Fuck!
[03:51:12]  I can't do anything on my show, man!
[03:51:18]  I can't do anything on my goddamn show!
[03:51:25]  I just fucking said that as a joke, dude!
[03:51:28]  You know that!
[03:51:29]  You people that listen to me, I said that as a joke!
[03:51:32]  And you fucking assholes are break-calling people with this shit!
[03:51:37]  How dare you, man?
[03:51:40]  How goddamn dare you?
[03:51:46]  Fucking and you're assholes, man.
[03:51:48]  All of you, man.
[03:51:51]  Fuck, man.
[03:51:53]  What the fuck, man?
[03:51:55]  Why?
[03:51:56]  Why, man?
[03:51:58]  Why don't you just leave me alone?
[03:52:03]  I just need a fucking other beer, man.
[03:52:05]  These fucking assholes, man.
[03:52:06]  I'm not even joking, man.
[03:52:08]  I fucking, yeah.
[03:52:10]  I'm over here right now, dude.
[03:52:12]  And, you know, I'm not even joking, man.
[03:52:14]  There's thunderstorms, man.
[03:52:16]  Look on the weather channel.
[03:52:18]  Look at San Antonio weather right now.
[03:52:21]  And I still broadcast it for you stupid internet punks, man.
[03:52:25]  I still broadcast it for you pricks.
[03:52:30]  And do you give a shit?
[03:52:32]  Look at how you're fucking treating me, man.
[03:52:34]  Look at how you're doing me, man.
[03:52:37]  Fucking asshole.
[03:52:38]  Give me my fucking beer, man.
[03:52:40]  I need more beer, man.
[03:52:48]  Fucking great, dude.
[03:52:50]  This is a screen.
[03:52:50]  You know, you guys are assholes, man.
[03:52:53]  I can't believe you, people.
[03:52:55]  I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
[03:52:56]  I can't believe you, man.
[03:53:04]  I'm over here, man.
[03:53:05]  I'm in the midst of a fucking horrible thunderstorm, man, and I'm still broadcasting to you.
[03:53:12]  I'm still broadcasting to you.
[03:53:17]  But do you care?
[03:53:18]  Do you people even give two rats asses, man?
[03:53:22]  Oh, you fucking assholes.
[03:53:23]  Huh?
[03:53:24]  You unappreciative internet people, punks.
[03:53:27]  Do you care?
[03:53:31]  Oh, shit, my fucking...
[03:53:34]  Oh, man.
[03:53:35]  I don't know if I'm going to be pulled off the air, man.
[03:53:38]  I just saw the lights flicker for Christ's sake.
[03:53:41]  There's a fucking thunderstorm going on out here.
[03:53:44]  And I just want you all to know you better appreciate me than I'm sitting here continuing to do this broadcast, you punks!
[03:53:54]  Appreciate me!
[03:53:56]  Do you understand me?
[03:53:58]  Appreciate me!
[03:54:02]  You freaking pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting, cheesehole-chopping, fart-fragrant expert, avid, peckershaft-loving, chicken-eating cornboy trash!
[03:54:14]  I'm talking to you!
[03:54:18]  I need to blow my nose for Christ's sake, man.
[03:54:21]  Give me my fucking very Jesus Christ, man.
[03:54:36]  I'm sitting here doing this, and you don't even have a little bit of appreciation for Christ's sake, man.
[03:54:44]  Do you hear the thunder?
[03:54:46]  Did you hear that thunder?
[03:54:49]  Did you fucking hear that fucking thunder?
[03:54:54]  And I'm still broadcasting to you pricks.
[03:54:58]  I'm still broadcasting.
[03:55:01]  God damn you, man.
[03:55:06]  Have a little bit of appreciation.
[03:55:09]  I deserve more respect.
[03:55:12]  I deserve more respect, man.
[03:55:16]  You son of a bitch.
[03:55:21]  Oh, my God.
[03:55:25]  I'm not even joking, man.
[03:55:27]  It's getting really fucking, it's getting really nautical out here, man.
[03:55:30]  It's getting horrible.
[03:55:33]  It's fucking raining, man.
[03:55:34]  It's got fucking, you know, I got to get out of here.
[03:55:38]  I gotta get out of here.
[03:55:39]  You people, look at you people.
[03:55:40]  You people want me dead, man.
[03:55:42]  You want a fucking tornado to hurt me.
[03:55:45]  Look at you in the chat room.
[03:55:47]  You want tornadoes and thunderstorms to hurt me, man.
[03:55:55]  Oh, God.
[03:55:58]  Oh, my God.
[03:55:59]  What do you want?
[03:56:01]  What do you want?
[03:56:02]  Tornadoes for Alta?
[03:56:04]  What the hell does that mean, man?
[03:56:07]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:56:11]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:56:14]  Hope for five half rips.
[03:56:17]  Shut the hell up.
[03:56:19]  All right.
[03:56:20]  Shut up.
[03:56:22]  I'm sitting here.
[03:56:24]  I mean, do you internet punks understand the kind of fucking danger I'm putting myself in?
[03:56:31]  Especially my $5,000 computer that I just got two weeks ago.
[03:56:36]  I'm putting it in just so I can broadcast to you sick internet people.
[03:56:40]  Do you understand me?
[03:56:44]  Do you understand me?
[03:56:49]  You people don't give a shit.
[03:56:51]  You just care about your goddamn selves.
[03:56:53]  And let me tell you, if you were in front of me right now in a damn barroom, I'd give you all a fucking slap.
[03:56:58]  I'd give you all a fucking slap, and all you'd do is look at me with an astonished look like, yeah, go get blown.
[03:57:07]  I got your shut up, man.
[03:57:09]  They're giving us the harpies over here in Texas.
[03:57:12]  Do you understand?
[03:57:13]  They're giving us the harpies.
[03:57:17]  All right, look, I'm only going to take a couple more of these goddamn stupid calls.
[03:57:22]  All right.
[03:57:22]  Who the hell is this?
[03:57:23]  Zed Commander Radio Graffiti.
[03:57:31]  Well, we don't have Zed Commander.
[03:57:32]  I guess Zed Commander is playing his pecker shaft or something.
[03:57:35]  What is this?
[03:57:36]  Ghost all twisted.
[03:57:38]  Shut the just shut up.
[03:57:41]  Just shut your damn mouth.
[03:57:43]  All right.
[03:57:44]  God damn it.
[03:57:46]  Who else do we have here?
[03:57:47]  How about who the hell is the real Alex Jones radio graffiti?
[03:57:52]  Ghost.
[03:57:52]  We're going to hang five, six people in on the wink usually.
[03:57:56]  And as soon as I have a bigger cost, I'm going to go in and I'm going to go to ghost.
[03:58:00]  I'm going to say, ghost, I want you to pass me.
[03:58:02]  I'm you.
[03:58:03]  Ghost.
[03:58:05]  Shut up.
[03:58:06]  All right.
[03:58:06]  Don't promote Alex Jones on this broadcast.
[03:58:10]  You know our history.
[03:58:12]  That son of a bitch has been fucking ripping me off for over 10 years.
[03:58:18]  Over a decade, man.
[03:58:21]  I mean, you, I just don't think you people understand.
[03:58:25]  I have had over an 11-year internet broadcasting career.
[03:58:30]  And I've had so many people rip me off, dude.
[03:58:34]  All right.
[03:58:35]  Over an 11-year internet broadcasting career.
[03:58:38]  Let me tell you all something.
[03:58:41]  I will, regardless of what you fucking haters think, I will get the golden microphone, baby.
[03:58:51]  I'll get the damn golden microphone.
[03:58:53]  You understand that?
[03:58:54]  And listen, it's getting really hairy out here.
[03:58:58]  A lot of thunderstorms going on.
[03:59:00]  I don't like the fact that I'm sitting here continuing to talk to you people.
[03:59:04]  So I'm only taking a couple more.
[03:59:06]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:59:08]  And I'm heading for cover.
[03:59:10]  All right.
[03:59:10]  I'm heading for cover for Christ's sake.
[03:59:13]  Who the hell is this?
[03:59:14]  Preparation Spaghetti Radio Graffiti That's actually a pretty good song But I'm not going to let you copyright You know My Oh, my God.
[03:59:41]  You see, man, now you all done it.
[03:59:43]  Now it's starting.
[03:59:44]  I'm starting to hear like the fucking hard rain.
[03:59:47]  I don't like this, dude.
[03:59:50]  I don't like this.
[03:59:58]  Christ, man.
[04:00:00]  Who the hell is Tracker210 Radio Graffiti?
[04:00:05]  Yes, Spaghetti.
[04:00:18]  All right, get this.
[04:00:19]  Get this stupid idiot out of here.
[04:00:21]  All right, listen.
[04:00:22]  I've had enough.
[04:00:23]  I'm in the middle of a goddamn tornado warning, dude.
[04:00:27]  You're here in the thunder.
[04:00:28]  You're here in the rain, man.
[04:00:31]  Have a little bit of appreciation because I deserve more fucking respect.
[04:00:36]  Do you understand me, internet people?
[04:00:39]  Do you understand me penetrating your psyche?
[04:00:43]  I deserve more respect.
[04:00:47]  I mean, y'all hear this shit, man.
[04:00:49]  I mean, this is not a joke, dude.
[04:00:52]  This is not a joke.
[04:00:53]  All right.
[04:00:55]  What is this?
[04:00:57]  Thor gonna fry 5k PC.
[04:01:00]  Don't even kid around about that, dude.
[04:01:01]  I'm not even joking.
[04:01:03]  As a matter of fact, I gotta end this quick so I can unplug everything and shit, man, because you people are meme magicking a lot my way, and I don't really appreciate it, dude.
[04:01:12]  Why don't you me magic something that is gonna help people instead of like hurting me?
[04:01:19]  How about that?
[04:01:20]  Get to the park shelter.
[04:01:22]  Shut up, your ass.
[04:01:24]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[04:01:42]  What the hell?
[04:01:43]  Get this, get this crap.
[04:01:44]  What the hell was that?
[04:01:47]  What in the blue hell was that, for Christ's sake?
[04:01:50]  How about 352 radio graffiti?
[04:01:56]  Hey, 352!
[04:02:02]  A stupid Helen Keller deaf mute baguette.
[04:02:05]  That's what that was.
[04:02:07]  For Christ's sake.
[04:02:08]  Baguett!
[04:02:12]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:14]  What is this?
[04:02:15]  What the hell is this?
[04:02:17]  What is this?
[04:02:18]  619 Radio Graffiti?
[04:02:21]  Hey, Ghost, I would like to congratulate you on your proposal to Alex Jones.
[04:02:25]  You know, you guys make a really good couple.
[04:02:27]  Yeah, shut up, you stupid kid, man.
[04:02:30]  Where are your parents, dude?
[04:02:32]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:02:33]  This is for real.
[04:02:34]  Where are your damn parents?
[04:02:36]  Put them stupid people on the phone so I can give them a...
[04:02:38]  No, we're the engineer.
[04:02:39]  All you do is lie in your big fat ass, like, just screaming.
[04:02:43]  Where's your goddamn parents?
[04:02:46]  Where are your damn parents, dude?
[04:02:48]  I'm not even joking.
[04:02:49]  I want to pimp slap your fucking father, especially.
[04:02:53]  I want to pimp slap your little fucking cuckery of a father.
[04:02:56]  Put him on the horn.
[04:02:59]  Dude, they're Applebee's, dude.
[04:03:01]  They're just fucking, they're just chilling, dude.
[04:03:02]  They're at Applebee.
[04:03:04]  Get this.
[04:03:05]  Shut up.
[04:03:05]  Get this fucking kid out of here.
[04:03:06]  They're at fucking Applebee's.
[04:03:08]  Shut up, you stupid eight-year-old brat.
[04:03:13]  For Christ's sake, man.
[04:03:16]  Oh, my God.
[04:03:20]  Don't forget, hide from the spaghetti twister.
[04:03:22]  It's coming for you.
[04:03:23]  Spaghetti?
[04:03:24]  What the fuck?
[04:03:24]  I thought I hugged you up.
[04:03:27]  I thought I fucking hug you up.
[04:03:28]  What are we doing online?
[04:03:32]  Oh no, I'm just fucking here, dude.
[04:03:35]  What the fuck is going on here, man?
[04:03:38]  Get this fucking kid out of here.
[04:03:40]  Get him out.
[04:03:41]  Get him out, man.
[04:03:42]  That's enough of this crap.
[04:03:44]  I'm done, man.
[04:03:45]  Let me tell you something.
[04:03:47]  The storm is screwing shit up, man.
[04:03:49]  I can already see it.
[04:03:51]  I mean, I couldn't even get this stupid, dumb, eight-year-old brat off the line for Christ's sake.
[04:03:55]  Look, I gotta get the hell out of here, folks, okay?
[04:03:59]  There's all kinds of rain.
[04:04:01]  Hail's coming.
[04:04:02]  Tornadoes are coming, man.
[04:04:04]  I don't want to be a part of this for Christ's sake.
[04:04:06]  I've got some goddamn little brat over here.

=== Tornado Ending and Goodbye to Fans (05:58) ===

[04:04:09]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:04:12]  Goodbye, is right.
[04:04:13]  Shut up, man.
[04:04:15]  Shut up.
[04:04:15]  This little brat.
[04:04:17]  Where are the parents for this brat, man?
[04:04:20]  Where are the parents for this eight-year-old little brat?
[04:04:25]  Man, I don't like what's going on right now outside, dude.
[04:04:28]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[04:04:30]  Please give me your thoughts and prayers.
[04:04:32]  This is not a joke.
[04:04:34]  This is not a joke.
[04:04:37]  I need some more beer before I go, for Christ's sake.
[04:04:40]  And shut up with your 44-0 horse shit, man.
[04:04:44]  You didn't win nothing, man.
[04:04:46]  I've got to go.
[04:04:47]  I got to go head for cover, man.
[04:04:50]  You don't win nothing.
[04:04:52]  Do you understand me, you little punks?
[04:04:55]  For Christ's sake, man, when is this going to end, man?
[04:04:58]  When the hell is this going to end, man?
[04:05:02]  When the hell is this going to end?
[04:05:04]  Shut up in the chat.
[04:05:06]  I'm warning you, pricks, man.
[04:05:08]  I'm warning you, little pricks.
[04:05:12]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:05:15]  You are in our thoughts and prayers.
[04:05:18]  Our thoughts?
[04:05:20]  T-H-O-S-T, huh?
[04:05:22]  You.
[04:05:24]  Good God.
[04:05:25]  Darn me, Maggie.
[04:05:26]  I mean, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, 44.
[04:05:32]  Yeah, Ghost 44.
[04:05:34]  Do you hear that?
[04:05:35]  Ghost 44, you piece of crap.
[04:05:38]  Templeton isn't afraid.
[04:05:41]  Listen, Templeton is with Mrs. Ghost, alright?
[04:05:43]  Sit there and shut your fucking pie hole.
[04:05:46]  All right?
[04:05:47]  Shout out to Jesus with the tornado.
[04:05:49]  Assist on that win.
[04:05:50]  What?
[04:05:51]  Fuck you joking?
[04:05:53]  That's horrible, man.
[04:05:56]  Why?
[04:05:59]  Jackalar the narrator.
[04:06:01]  I don't know what the hell you're saying.
[04:06:02]  Listen, I'm going to go.
[04:06:04]  I got to go.
[04:06:05]  Okay.
[04:06:05]  I'm not going to sit here and allow you people to me magic me into a natural disaster situation.
[04:06:13]  Do you understand me?
[04:06:15]  Okay?
[04:06:16]  You'll be lucky if I come back this fucking Friday, right?
[04:06:19]  Oh, Baller Friday, huh?
[04:06:22]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:06:26]  Finish Ghost Mother Nature.
[04:06:28]  Shut up, man.
[04:06:31]  You'll be lucky if I'm here this Friday.
[04:06:33]  And oh, I'm supposedly owing you guys a Saturday Night Troll Show, too, huh?
[04:06:39]  Oh, what is this?
[04:06:44]  I mean, can you shove these emojis up your ass, please, man?
[04:06:48]  Stop trying to be magic a tornado at me, dude.
[04:06:53]  Trolls 43 tornado.
[04:06:57]  Look, I'm getting out of here.
[04:06:59]  I'm not letting you people have the gratification to sit over here and make me feel more uncomfortable than I already have to because I'm sitting here in a goddamn tornado warning with a goddamn severe thunderstorm with freaking hail and all that kind of shit, man.
[04:07:17]  I'm not going to let you people get with my head, get under my skin.
[04:07:20]  Fucking fuck with my psyche, dude.
[04:07:22]  I'm out of here.
[04:07:23]  All right.
[04:07:24]  And let me tell you something.
[04:07:25]  This is not.
[04:07:26]  I'm going to unplug my $5,000 computer and everything is.
[04:07:31]  It's done.
[04:07:32]  It's over.
[04:07:32]  All right?
[04:07:36]  What?
[04:07:36]  What?
[04:07:37]  One last anime suggestion.
[04:07:39]  Full metal armor.
[04:07:40]  Shut the hell up about doctor.
[04:07:42]  I'm going to get you out of anime brothers who use the body to revive their dead mothers.
[04:07:46]  I don't care about the anime.
[04:07:48]  Stupid idiot.
[04:07:49]  I'd buy that for a doctor.
[04:07:51]  Ghost the immortal.
[04:07:53]  No, don't go there, man.
[04:07:54]  I'm just, I'm just, I'm fucking.
[04:07:56]  I'm stronger than all.
[04:07:57]  I'm stronger than all.
[04:08:01]  What is this?
[04:08:02]  Poseidon is about to take a pit.
[04:08:05]  Shut up, asshole, alright?
[04:08:07]  Shut your stupid mouth.
[04:08:12]  Shut up.
[04:08:13]  Zeus rinsing.
[04:08:16]  You fucking guys, man.
[04:08:17]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[04:08:19]  You know how to piss me off.
[04:08:21]  You know how to push my buttons, man.
[04:08:24]  And I'm not joking.
[04:08:26]  I'm not joking.
[04:08:29]  You'll be lucky if I'm here this Friday, man.
[04:08:33]  All right?
[04:08:34]  Bowler Friday?
[04:08:35]  Y'all want media share?
[04:08:36]  Look at you idiots flap your fat fucking Cheeto stained fingers on the goddamn keyboard saying hey I want media share ghost You know what?
[04:08:46]  You'll be lucky if I even come here, all right?
[04:08:48]  All right, and if you want to know when I come, you gotta follow, you gotta follow.
[04:08:53]  Hit the bell you gotta follow, hit the bell, you gotta follow.
[04:08:56]  And hit the bell, you gotta follow.
[04:08:57]  Hit the fucking bell, because I'm underground.
[04:09:03]  Huh, even the people that hate me, even the people that are flapping their fat cheeto stained things.
[04:09:08]  I am the underground, they do, I am the underground, they know it.
[04:09:18]  Ghost starring in the new reboot of Wizard Of Oz.
[04:09:21]  Don't worry, he'll be going back home with his fellow little kids.
[04:09:25]  Shut your stupid steak at home, man.
[04:09:28]  I'd buy that from Jackler the narrator.
[04:09:31]  Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path.
[04:09:34]  Maybe when you go talk about this with your friends you'll say, shut up Jackler, did you get the tornado ending?
[04:09:41]  The tornado ending was my favorite 1XT.
[04:09:44]  I hope your friends.
[04:09:45]  I can't believe I'm even still here with you people.
[04:09:48]  I can't believe I'm even talking with you people.
[04:09:51]  Finally, some anime, some anime talk.
[04:09:56]  Some fucking enemy talk, you stupid baggage.
[04:09:59]  Anime talk!
[04:10:00]  I got your enemy, you got enemy!
[04:10:06]  I hate an enemy.