Ghost returns from a spaghetti-induced food poisoning hiatus to rant about trolls, technical glitches, and globalist conspiracies regarding Notre Dame. He mocks Nipsey Hussle's legacy, claims Tupac was a CIA agent, and denounces gangster rap as a deliberate demoralization tool. Ghost aggressively defends Donald Trump while attacking liberal policies, climate change science, and LGBTQ initiatives, ultimately ending the broadcast early due to severe dehydration and frustration with his audience. [Automatically generated summary]
It's Ghost Barely Alive for episode 43 of the Go Show.
You're damn right, baby.
I'm back.
And I want to remind everybody right now that Meme Magic almost killed Ghost with Yay Spaghetti.
So, good God, you're lucky I'm here.
You're lucky I'm here.
That's all I'm saying, folks.
All right.
Spaghetti damn near killed me.
I'm not even joking around.
Me magic almost killed ghost.
Episode 43.
Spread it around like wildfire that we are live, baby.
We are live.
Spaghetti Poisoning Strikes Again00:15:15
And enough of Nipsey Hustle.
Enough of this brother named Nipsey Hustle.
I've had enough of this guy.
Me magic almost killed Ghost with spaghetti.
And I hope you trolls are goddamn happy.
I hope you're damn happy for Christ's sake, man.
Oh my God.
Anyway, you're lucky I'm back for episode 43 of the Go Show.
Spread it around the internet and throughout the world that we are here.
We are live.
And I am back.
And I'm sorry for the weak hiatus.
But like I said, Meme Magic damn near killed Ghost with a damn bowl of spaghetti.
If you can believe that crap.
Good God.
All right.
Go ahead and take the damn music out, Engineer.
Take the music.
Oh my God, Cuckler.
Oh, it's Cuckler.
Hey, Cuckler, thank you very much.
Intro $25.
First, first time here.
All right, what's up?
Yeah, I'm going to explain that, Ashley.
I'm going to explain that Cuckler, Ashley.
I'm going to explain all that.
All right.
I'm going to explain all that for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Cheers to you out here.
All right.
What is this?
Only 1,000.
What was it?
10,079 minutes late.
Now, Cuckler, where have you been, Ghost?
Ashley, where have you been?
Here's Captain Autism.
Now, everybody, stop.
No, shut up.
I didn't get poisoned from shrimp autism.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Let me talk because I got a lot of things to talk about.
I know I've been gone for a week.
All right.
Hey, look, I'm going to pause the, I mean, I'm going to pause it right now.
Spread it around like Notre Dame.
Wah, man.
Don't talk about Notre Dame right now, man.
Don't talk about that right now for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Happier back, ghost.
I'm not going to pull any shit.
Miss you, bud.
Cheers.
Thank you, Simulator, Player 23.
And here's text-to-speech lady for Christ's sake.
Yeah, you're one week late, Ghostler.
Time for the markets.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, real funny.
I mean, I've been gone for a week, man.
Do you understand?
Hold on.
Let me pause the alerts.
I'm pausing the alerts right now.
I am pausing the alerts right now.
Okay.
All right.
We get a text-to-speech lady.
You're trying to take my job.
Really fucking funny.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Here's an IC member.
All right.
It says, welcome, ghost.
We are happy to have you back.
We've been worried sick.
Good to hear from you.
Also, the text-to-speech audio isn't working.
Not trolling.
All right.
That's great.
That's right.
We got Dark Me Magician Girl also donated.
Glad you're not dead.
I don't want you to die.
I hope you don't want me to die.
Now, look, I am pausing donations here.
And the reason I'm pausing donations right now is because, folks, I want to explain why the hell I've been gone for a week.
Now, you can go talk to anybody who's in the inner circle.
I have not been in the inner circle.
I haven't been online.
I haven't been doing nothing.
Okay, now let me explain what happened.
On Saturday evening, not this past Saturday, but the Saturday before last, I was on the inner circle chat room.
I was talking to the inner circle, discussing all kinds of things, and I decided that I was going to eat some leftover spaghetti.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yay!
Spaghetti!
Yay!
All right, so you can ask anybody who was there talking to me in the inner circle.
I was there.
And in the midst of me, you know, look, I was eating it kind of slow.
I was talking a little bit to the inner circle here, and we were talking about different video games that I should be getting.
They were talking about, hey, we should get this, or maybe you should get that.
I'm talking about all kinds of stuff.
And then in the midst of that conversation, folks, and you can ask anybody in the inner circle that was participating in that little conversation that I was having, I just literally stepped away.
I stepped away.
And as a result, I started getting stomach pains like I've never felt before in my goddamn life.
Never felt them before in my life.
And I never came back to the inner circle.
The inner circle was always wondering, is he coming back?
What's going on?
I just, I literally, I could not keep anything down, man.
I was puking.
I was, you know, a diarrhea factory, you know, and the inner circle, they never heard from me again, okay?
So literally, folks, from Saturday night, all right, till about, I would say damn near yesterday, I have been a freaking puke and diarrhea factory for Christ's sake, man, okay?
And I attribute it to this damn freaking spaghetti, all right, because that's when I started feeling these damn stomach pains, and that stomach pains turned into, I mean, it turned into, it was horrible.
It was a disgusting mess, and I know it was food poisoning.
And look, Mrs. Ghost feels horrible about it.
I've given her a whole bunch of shit about it because, I mean, I damn near could have died, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you should see me for Christ's sake.
It looks like I'm taking the Venezuela diet.
I literally am, I have to have at least lost 25 pounds for Christ's sake, man.
And let me tell you, I'm glad that at least I had a little bit of a beer gut going on.
I can only imagine if I wasn't, you know, had a couple of pounds on me.
I could have been in some serious trouble.
I could have been in some serious goddamn trouble, folks.
And let me tell you, I'm still suffering from this damn food poisoning bit, all right?
Now, don't be wrong.
After about Thursday of this past week, I started, you know, being able to take full meals and all that nonsense.
But boy, it just wiped me out.
I mean, I was looking pale for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is everybody was worried about me for Christ's sake.
And people are like, Ghost, you know, maybe you should try to, you know, go to the doctor.
I'm not going to the damn doctor, all right?
You know what the damn doctor's going to say?
Well, Ghost, what we have found here is you have a bad fit of food poisoning, and we will give you an IV.
And the IV will cost you $8,000.
I just shove it up your ass, all right?
So anyway, now I paused the text-to-speech, and the reason I paused the text-to-speech right now, folks, is because I wanted you all to know exactly what's going on.
And because I was so goddamn, you know, a puke in a diarrhea factory for all this time, I literally took a break online.
All I did, I was like a sickly old man in a goddamn bed looking at reruns and television for Christ's sake, which was rather enlightening because looking at these goddamn network television networks and taking a look at the kind of fucking disgusting advertisements that they're trying to shove down our throats, it just kind of made me awake to how bad our society is being flushed down the proverbial moral toilet.
All right, so listen, I had no goddamn, I had no freaking energy.
I was pale for Christ's sake, man.
I couldn't do anything for a whole week.
It has taken me out a whole week.
And let me tell you something, folks.
I don't wish that on anybody, man.
I mean, you know, let me tell you, I've felt some stomach pain in my day.
I don't know what the hell this was.
All right.
I don't know what the hell this was, but I'm back.
We're back, episode 43.
Let me go ahead and put on the goddamn text-to-speeches here.
Here's an IC member.
All right.
I'm glad to be back.
I know.
I'm glad to be back, IC member.
All right.
I'm glad to be back.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Here's Dark Meme Magician Girl over here.
You're glad I'm not dead.
I hope that you're glad I'm not dead.
All right.
I hope that you're glad.
I hope that you're damn glad.
Ghost tapeworm.
Real funny.
I don't have a damn tapeworm, you idiots.
All right.
This ghost is fake.
Hey, asshole.
This is me.
What are you talking about, man?
What do you think?
This is me.
And what is this?
The audio is still off for the goddamn text to speeches.
What the hell is this, man?
Lazy hambone.
And look, I'm glad that you're not able to hear this racist piece of crap, lazy ass hambone.
Whoever lazy ass hambone is, you're a piece of crap.
All right.
And who is this?
We got Ashley.
Yeah, Ghost, the text-to-speech audio isn't working.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell it is.
I don't know why it's not working for Christ's sake.
Let me look and see what's going on here.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
More like Ghost No Show.
Just kidding.
Yeah.
Real funny.
Real funny, Nico.
Oh, look at this Eastern time for 25, baby.
Welcome back, Oach.
I'm not going to bitch about the time anymore.
I hope that you're not going to bitch about the time anymore, man.
Cheers to you for the 25.
All right.
What is this?
Was poisoned for insurance?
Ah, don't even go there, man.
Don't even go there, asshole.
All right.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Spaghetti put me in a wheelchair?
Look, just shut up.
All right.
Seriously, this is not funny anymore, man.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
The imposter.
I'm not an imposter, dude.
Listen, I'm just, I've been sick for a week, man.
I've been sick for a week, bro.
I mean, I'm going to be honest with you.
I've still got diarrhea.
I mean, just to be candid with you, here's Mudkid.
Goddamn, glad your back was crazy without the trolling.
Feels bad, man.
Yeah, well, you know, that's one thing I didn't miss, all right?
What is blazing up in Notre Dame?
Listen, stop with the Notre Dame shits, all right?
Seriously.
Stop it, all right?
25 pounds lost, still a fat.
Hey, asshole, I'm not a fat.
I'm not a hambone, dude.
All right, I know you assholes think so.
I'm not, sons of bitches.
Lieutenant Lupus, I'm sad you're not dead.
Ah, you see, there's too many baguettes in the world.
Look at this.
You see, I was waiting for this.
I was waiting for you idiots to, you know, say, hey, ghost, it's too bad that you're not dead, ghost.
I mean, you know, you should be dead.
That's what you should be.
You should be dead.
You should be deader than a door now.
You should be dead.
All right.
I mean, I don't know what else to say for Christ's sake, man.
I'm over here.
I shouldn't have even been on here today.
I want to be honest with you, man.
I mean, I still got diarrhea.
All right.
I mean, no offense.
You know, spaghetti one, baguette zero.
You sons of bitches.
And let me tell you, the last time I have ever gotten food poisoning, all right, was spaghetti.
All right.
Capitalist America, let's let the TTS bitch sit in a corner for a little bit.
It's good to have you back.
Week-long prostate massage asshole.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Just shut up.
What is this?
Not a dom.
Hashtag baguette for Paris.
Hashtag.
Like, just shut up.
All right.
About the goddamn Notre Dame.
That's horrible what happened in France.
Quasimodo needs a new home.
What the fuck does that mean?
What does this mean, man?
Notre Dame First Alamo.
Don't even go.
Don't even go there for Christ's sake.
All right.
Just shut your ass.
I mean, you.
Bad impression, ghost.
How the hell is it a bad impression, dude?
I've been sick for a week, man.
I mean, I'm sure there's some bad things going on in the esophagus, in the throat from all the puking.
The imposta?
The imposta?
The imposter?
Nico Angel.
Yeah, Ghost not doing a show sounds like every episode up until now.
Yeah, real funny ass crack.
All right.
Hunchbach of Notre Flame.
Hunchback of Notre Flame.
Wife at Engineer Plot2X Ghost.
Don't fucking go there, dude.
Seriously, don't go there, you idiot, all right?
Don't go.
Remember the stomach mo.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, dude.
This has been a horrible week for me.
Tijuana genius.
I know exactly what kind of ailment you're talking about.
I came down with the same damn thing on spring break in Montana.
Oh, man, it's horrible there, Tijuana genius.
It's horrible.
And IC member, come chill with us in the IC.
The trolls don't seem to appreciate you.
You know what?
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it for Christ's sake.
Here's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hey, ghost.
Nice to see you back after the break.
Hey, I appreciate it, Sonic.
I appreciate it, man.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, I want to be honest with you folks.
I mean, I am almost at an awe that I'm even here.
There's Art Hammond.
Thank you, Art Hammond.
I have returned, baby.
I'm not dead.
All right.
I'm not dead for Christ's sake.
TTS sounds are still not working.
I don't know what to say for Christ's sake.
Frontier psychiatrist.
Glad to see you back, man.
Hope you all is well.
Also, today is my birthday, so can I get a happy birthday from the legendary?
You were born on tax day?
You're born on tax day, dude.
No, no, no, what, three?
No call show equals fire.
Look, shut up, all right, asshole.
I want to say happy birthday to Frontier psychiatrist out there.
All right.
All right.
Happy birthday to Frontier Psychiatrist.
Happy birthday to you.
What is this?
Notre Dame equals ghost work.
Shut up about the Notre Dame thing, man.
It's horrible what has happened.
It is absolutely horrible what has happened.
And I can't believe you people are going to sit here and think it's like a goddamn joke.
All right.
Good God.
All right.
STS reboot this Saturday.
Well, listen, Saturday Night Troll Show.
I know I was supposed to do it this past Saturday.
And that's, I guess we could talk about that now.
Now, I know it was supposed to be Saturday Night Troll Show this past Saturday.
Communist for Trump, glad you're, oh my God, Ghost, I'm glad you're back.
Even though I'm a troll, I still have morals.
I'm glad you're okay and well.
Welcome back.
Thank you, even though you're a damn communist.
All right.
Can anybody hear it?
Can y'all hear the text-to-speech now?
What the hell?
Wolfgang Puck?
Are you kidding me?
Wolfgang Puck got you sick, Derby?
Just flew in from Paris, and boy, are my arms fired.
Dark meme magician, are you kidding me, you sick son of a bitch?
Hey, Holden Capital is glad to be back, baby.
All right.
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, I haven't drank.
I haven't drank anything.
Spread it around like wildfire, hunt.
Meme magician.
Meme magic strikes again.
Can You Hear Me Now00:15:02
No, don't print.
Don't blame the Notre Dame fires on me, man.
Notre Dame first, Alamo next.
Yeah, bring back the real.
Listen, shut up.
This is the real ghost, dude.
All right.
This is the real ghost.
I'm trying to fix the whole goddamn situation that we have here with the freaking, I don't know what the hell is going on.
And here come the spaghetti emojis.
Here come the spaghetti emojis.
Isn't that great?
Oh, that's just, that's just damn me.
Look at this crap.
Yeah, that's great, isn't it?
Let's get some emojis going on.
Let's get some emojis.
Jesus Christ.
All right, what about now?
Look, shut up with the goddamn stupid, freaking dumbass, ridiculous spaghetti emojis, man.
Jesus Christ.
Here's the Nicaraguan.
Hey, glad you're back.
Thought the Seagar Beatles got your lungs.
Shut up.
The Seagar Beatles.
The Nicaraguan.
Hey, ghost, I'm late, but can you explain what happened to me last week if you don't mind?
I was poisoned, man.
I was poisoned.
Type CX for exit scam ghost.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
I'm here.
All right?
Jackler.
TTS is as silent as Quasimodo.
I don't understand why this is a silent.
I don't understand why this is silent, man.
I can hear it.
I can hear it.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Yeah, fake Alex Jones.
Yeah, shut up, idiots.
All right.
Anyway, listen, man, I was, remember the Notre Dame.
Listen, shut up.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
The reason I've been gone here for the whole week, folks, is because I have been poisoned, man.
Here's Art Hammond.
You know what?
Art Hammond, he...
He wishes that I had a form of social media.
Hey, I literally have had no goddamn energy, Art Hammond.
I mean, this damn thing is just literally just taking the hell out, just taking everything out of me.
Uh-oh, poo-poo.
That's, yeah, that's not funny, dude.
That's not funny at all, man.
That's not funny at all, man.
Seriously.
Shit eating Andy asshole.
Can you all just shut up, man?
Can you all just shut up?
What is anonymous?
There's some sick people in the fan base.
Most were concerned about you.
2% wanted you dead.
It's insane.
I'm glad you're back.
I'm glad to be back.
Welcome back, NG.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Real funny.
All right.
Here's Lieutenant Lupus.
Ghost, we all know you were gone because you were really from Connecticut and you were attending your son Darkside Phil's wedding.
Stop lying.
Yeah, what a freaking scammer that Darkside Phil, man.
Here we are.
Everybody's worried about his tax bill.
He's, you know, saving up for his wedding.
Albin's overflowing toilet.
That's not funny, dude.
All right.
Circle slot for Tweely when.
Man, I shut up about that shit, man.
You're lucky I'm even back here, man.
I barely have enough energy to be back here.
And aside from me having to deal with his stomach fucking ailment because of some bad spaghetti, I mean, I haven't even been drinking, dude.
I haven't even been drinking.
All right.
Finish the job, Mrs. Ghost, dude.
Mrs. Ghost feels horrible about this.
Mrs. Ghost feels completely horrible about this.
And I don't understand why you sons of bitches thinking it's a big goddamn joke.
It's not a joke.
All right.
Now, if you want my opinion, I don't know what the hell happened.
I don't know why I got food poisoning from this son of a bitch.
I have no idea.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I really don't know what happened, but I don't deserve this.
All right.
I really did not deserve this, man.
I mean.
I mean, seriously, I couldn't keep anything down, man.
I couldn't even keep anything down.
The Macho Taco is back.
What the hell is that?
For an $8,000 visit to treat his cancer by overconsumption of butter.
Nico Angel, please, ghost, we missed you.
I'm happy you're doing better.
You might want to end the show now to get the rest you need.
I mean, I really should be going through some goddamn rest right now, all right?
And look, I don't know why the hell this game, the text-to-speech is not working.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get why this text-to-speech is not working for Christ's sake, all right?
Turn the overlay off and on again.
Well, thank you.
At least somebody's giving me some insight.
Jesus Christ, at least somebody's like, hey, ghost, why don't you go to the overlay over there, all right?
And then turn it on and off again or something, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
How about launch overlay?
How about that?
We're launching it.
We're launching it again here, all right?
How about that?
We're launching everything again.
How's that?
All right.
How's that?
Is that better?
What is it?
Shut up about the ghetto revolution for Christ's sake.
All right.
You didn't, nobody heard that?
Nobody, nobody freaking heard that for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is a joke.
What a joke.
What kind of joke is this, man?
I mean, what is this crap?
I mean, come on, let me, here, let's do a freaking simulated tip here.
Nobody hears that shit.
Nobody hears that at all.
What a joke.
You know that?
Nobody hears that at all for Christ's sake.
I don't understand why this is not going on.
I really have no idea.
I mean, I really have no idea.
It's not the PC.
It's not the PC, man.
I got a freaking, it's over there.
It's over on Stream Elements.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what else to say.
I mean, I mean, here, let me go to Advanced Audio Properties.
I don't get it.
Testing, testing.
I mean, come on.
Can anybody hear?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Shut up.
Stop calling me a fucking boomer for Christ's sake, all right?
This damn thing should be, this should be on, all right?
It should be on right now, but it isn't for whatever goddamn reason, man.
It makes me sick.
For Christ's sake, I mean, god damn it.
Thank you, Jenda Sawyer.
Oh, okay, great.
All right, yeah, great, Jenda Sawyer.
Thank you very much, all right?
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
$5,000 Obama PC.
You're not understanding, man.
It's not the PC.
It's whatever's going on on stream elements, you moron.
It's not the fucking PC, you idiot.
It's stream elements.
I got the goddamn overlays over there.
It's stream elements, you moron.
Good God.
I'm telling you, you guys are idiots.
You know that?
And you know, instead of like trying to help the whole situation, I know that, listen, I know that I'm coming in loud and clear, but these morons in the chat room are claiming that they can't hear the text of speech.
You know?
They can't hear the text of speech.
And it pisses me off for Christ's sake.
I mean, you guys are lucky I'm even here.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
$5,000 Obama said.
Shut up, man.
All right?
All right.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to tell you this.
I'm going to stop the stream.
I'm going to turn it back on.
What is this?
I'm looking at it right here.
I'm listening to you guys.
I can hear you.
I don't understand why you guys can't hear it.
Hey, ghost, we all know you left for a week to go to Paris to go burn down.
Shut the fuck.
Just shut up about that stuff, man.
All right?
Shut up.
Obama spaghetti equals food poison.
I don't eat Obama spaghetti, you asshole, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Today is unbelievable tragedy.
People come and go.
Generic steel buildings can be rebuilt, but this cathedral is one of the most iconic, beautiful thing there is.
Hey, man.
I mean, I don't know what can I tell you.
Welcome back, ghost.
No beer emoji donos.
Just me for this.
All right.
We get it, meme magician.
All right.
What is this?
Press Alt F4.
Oh, yeah.
Let me just go ahead and press alt F4.
That's what I'll do.
I'll do it right now, dude.
All right.
I'll do it right now.
Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
The Yellow Diarrhea of Texas.
Yeah, real funny ass.
Shut up.
When are we gaming?
I don't know.
I'd like to start gaming.
All right.
I'd like to start doing some gaming out here, but for Christ's sake, Albin's Obama refrigerator.
All right, listen.
I'm going to restart the stream here.
Okay.
Let me see what the hell happens.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
I got to fucking do this stupid crap.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I think we're back.
Okay.
All right.
I think we're back.
And I hope that here.
Jesus Christ.
Let's try this again.
All right.
Let's try this again.
Let me see if y'all can hear this.
I'm going to do a test.
What do you call it?
One of these test test testies things.
All right.
Everybody, everybody just chill out here just for a second.
All right.
Here we go.
How about can y'all hear that crap?
Can y'all hear that?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, well, I don't know what the, what am I doing?
I don't know what the hell to do.
I don't know what the hell to do, man.
What the fuck?
God damn it, you sell Tohu merch.
That's real funny for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Sel Tohu merch.
Low energy ghost.
You know, I fucking, I've been sick for a week.
God damn it.
I've been goddamn sick for a week.
Yeah, glad you're back.
I hope so patiently waiting.
Oh, God.
I hope that you are.
I hope that you are, you know, capitalizing patiently waiting.
I hope that you are, all right?
Go into sounds and check the stereo mix.
Try tuning and turning it off and on again.
Okay, look, all right, all right.
I'm gonna go into sound settings right now, all right?
Do a show every day this week.
I'm not gonna do a show every day this week.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Blazing up in Paris.
Real funny, you idiot.
All right, look, all right, let's go to the audio settings.
All right, let's try.
I'll try tinkering around with this crap.
All right, I guess it would probably be the desktop audio, right?
Desktop audio device would probably be what?
This crap?
How about that?
Can y'all hear her?
Here, let's go back and see if we can.
Can y'all hear that?
No, you can't hear that.
I can't even see it registering on the goddamn audio, for Christ's sake.
Great.
Mostly sounds fatter.
Yeah, real funny asshole, all right?
Jesus.
Oh, my.
Are you kidding me?
I have to do all that shit?
Why would I have to do that?
Why in the hell would I have to do that, man?
I mean, come on, man.
This damn thing should be working on its own.
What the hell's going on here?
For Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
Is it crabs?
We got a fucking crab.
What is that?
A crab?
A crab emoji?
Latest service pack, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, I can't even tell.
It's not my fault, you assholes, all right?
I've got the overlay.
The overlay is being hosted by stream elements, okay?
The overlay isn't, what is this?
What is it?
I hope, I hope, just shut up.
Trying to wish me dead.
All right?
Do you think fish ever paid off that?
What do you think?
Church arsonist ghost.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Listen.
I'm done.
I'm done with this crap.
I don't understand why this is not.
Why this is not working.
I don't understand why people can't hear this shit.
I mean, it's episode 43.
I've been gone for a week, man, because I've been sick.
As a matter of fact, I haven't even drank.
I haven't even drank for Christ's sake.
All right.
So I don't know what the hell's going on with stream elements, man.
All right.
Too dumb for you to fuck you, man.
All right.
Too dumb for YouTube.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shove it up your ass.
And oh, yeah, I'm sure that'll, that'll do it.
That'll do everything just right.
Right, meme magician?
Yeah.
All right.
Check and see if OBS has the right setting.
What the fuck settings?
I don't get it.
What settings?
I can hear it.
I'm looking at the fucking settings.
What settings?
Oh, God, man.
What settings?
I don't get it for Christ's sake.
I don't get what settings.
I don't get it, man.
I'm in audio, and it's, you know, it's the desktop device's default.
Here, let me go to, let me go, how about default on two?
How about that?
Let's try to apply that.
How do you like that?
How about that?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, you folks.
I have to put up with this right now, man.
You know, I'm just trying to do a show here.
All right.
It's my first show back in a week because I've been freaking just fucked up with goddamn food poisoning.
All right, can y'all hear that?
Howdy, my name is Bill.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just trying to do a show here, man.
I'm just trying to do a show here.
Oh, y'all can hear it.
Oh, finally!
Fucking finally, for Fred's sake!
Finally!
Finally!
Helen Keller TTS show.
Alright, shut up, alright.
What is this?
Mike Brown 1995?
Prawn on your baguette.
Pimp, shrimp, pimp, the crimp, the shrimp.
All right, shut up.
We're back, all right?
There's Captain Autism.
Why are you fixing anything?
Capitalist Confessions Return00:15:07
That's the engineer's job.
What are you paying him for?
I'm paying.
Just shut up, Captain Autism.
Nobody cares.
Last week equals best show week.
I wasn't here last week, you scumbag.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Scorched Earth in Paris.
Ghost is a more crippled version of Quasimodo.
Oh, you know what?
Ring them bells.
I almost died, dude.
I've almost died of food poisoning.
Ghost is like Quasimodo, but even more deformed.
Ghost goes missing for a few days, and the Cathedral of Notre Dame burns down.
Coincidence?
No.
I think not.
Ghost did N-O-T-R-E-D-A-M-E.
Parisian score.
I'd buy that.
Now y'all can hear, right?
Jesus Christ, Engineer.
How long can it possibly take for you to get here?
I've been in this goddamn yard for a week, ever since I've been in my wheelchair.
I was going to say, can you just give me a little bit of a wheelchair reboot?
Where the hell am I going to go?
I can tell I'm a little low energy.
You know, I don't need fucking trolls over here saying I'm low energy, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Eggplant if Megadeth is better than Pantera?
Megadeth better than Pan-Perry?
You dumb shit.
Are you kidding me?
Nigger.
Ah, God.
I don't agree with whatever the hell was just donated right there, alright?
Jesus Christ, man.
Here's Nico.
Thanks a lot, Ghost.
Last week was lamer than your legs.
Fucking assholes.
I've been gone for a week, dude.
I'm literally, I haven't even talked to my inner circle.
If anyone came at me trying to be Billy Badass, uh, you know, I'm always walking around here in Texas with my strap on.
Uh, well, that didn't really come on.
That didn't really sound right.
But we always walk around with my strap on, because I never leave the house without packing a gun, all right?
There's our hamming.
Since Mudkip kept referencing the whole tunnel snakes bit, I figured you'd enjoy playing the Fallout games, which is where that meme comes from.
I want to be honest with you, I've been looking at a lot of interesting game mechanics.
I'd also recommend Mass Effects.
I've been considering doing VR, virtual reality stuff, man.
That looks awesome.
I think I'm going to get a V. Hey, Ghost, I wanted to replay the message that later tonight we can do Capitalist Confessions since yesterday was Palm Sunday and you can even do it on Friday since Easter.
If you think Engineer deserves a better spastic wagon.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
Alright, shut up, alright.
Good God.
There's Jack.
Now we can all hear it.
Wonderful.
Thank you.
Shocker, it was the desktop audio, not the overlay.
Don't blame elements.
Shut up.
Everyone knows that.
Shut your mouth.
Don't give elements a hard time.
In other news, welcome back.
We've genuinely missed you.
I hope so, Jackler.
Alright?
I hope you.
I hope that's genuine.
I was actually worried you were hurt or dead, Ghost.
I genuinely value your insight on the markets and politics.
If I didn't have to find my way into the inner circle from scratch, the IC is something that is a bit of a dream for me.
Inner circle is sacred, man.
T.N. Apostle, what's up, baby?
Good to hear you are back.
Here is to good health.
Cheers to you, engineer and capitalist army.
I definitely could.
Death to feminism, death to...
Death to socialism.
I'm not even joking around, man.
It was bad to be able to do that.
Don't get the Vive back.
The new Valve Index is coming out.
Oh, yeah?
It is 100% better than the Vive, so just wait a month.
It's going to come out in a month, are you sure?
Because I want to do this.
I demand capitalist confessions from Father Ghost, live from Notre Dame.
No, don't, don't bring up the goddamn Notre Dame for a dollar.
Fire baguettes.
I knew you were going to say the baguette thing and how I say spread it around like wildfire.
If you are interested, I have a bunch of humble bundle game keys you can have for Steam Ghost.
We'll give you a head start on your game collection.
Hey, I appreciate that, Cuckler.
The third, man.
I appreciate that, man.
Texas history teacher, happy to have my favorite carpet bagger back in action.
Shut up, man.
I'm from Texas.
It's Mr. BN King, baby.
Welcome back.
It sexy had a bad week of food poisoning.
I know that feeling it's a no-joke.
Wish you well and cheerful.
It was horrible, BN King.
It was horrible, man.
I'm still feeling it.
Alhamdulillah, it is great to have you back, brother.
I was ready to smash all the people wishing you were dead.
Here's Khabib.
Now you're back.
We ready for Call to Prayer, Brother.
Ghost, who you think is the fighter in UFC?
Beside me, of course, brother.
You know I am best.
You're over a week late, G-H-O-S-T-L-E.
I'm not a week late, Texas ended lower on news that Ghost burned down Notre Dame.
Kidow lost 27 points to close $7,300.
The NASDAQ lost eight points to close at 7,976.
The SP dropped two points to close at 2,905.
Just let me talk, please, man.
Alright, seriously.
What is this?
Media share tonight or troll war?
Don't threaten me, dude!
I've been sick, man.
Have a heart.
I've been sick.
Oh, shit.
First annual off is going to be great.
Hosted by hashtag drones for Ghost Pegasisters are also invited to join.
Engineer is also welcome.
I know aesthetic is a little creepy, but that's not the realest.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, yeah, don't you drive 420 this Saturday?
We all know April 8th was trading cards for grown-ups day.
We know where you've been.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Eggplant in chat.
If I should have taken over the show and Ghost should have stayed dead, shout out to Moonman, the president.
Alex Jones is on Logan Paul's show.
Alex Jones on Logan Paul.
Last week was really boring without your high energy, pro shooting, and manly dominance.
Thank you.
We missed you, Engineer.
And I'm engineering with the engineer crap.
Notre Domed, Notre Dame.
Look, that's about enough, man.
Seriously, everybody just calm your ass down for Christmas.
Oh, no, $100 dono!
Like a boss!
From M Cook!
I know who you are, baby.
M Cook is in the house like a boss.
Oh, man!
Like a boss!
Welcome back, G-Dollar.
Have a great show.
We'll be listening tomorrow.
Hey, man.
Can you do a little Don Vito impression?
Dodo Do You, the show starts to be a bit more difficult.
The Don Vito, you want to hear Don Vito?
I don't even know if I can do it for fuck's sake.
Holy smoke, Batman.
100, fuck a fucking abacus.
Anyway, man, cheers to MP or Mr. M. Cook.
There's Captain Autism for Christ's sake.
M. Cook, thank you very much for Christ's sake.
I really would prefer.
Look up the game Boneworks and Valve's Knuckles controllers for VR.
If you get the vibe, you will regret it in like three months.
Really?
I want to play VR, dude.
It looks badass.
Ghost, it's good to hear your voice again.
Never mind these cunt trolls joking about Notre Dame.
You should all be ashamed of yourself.
I know, thank you.
There's no saying it's a fake or useless idiot.
I should have been swallowing you.
Thank you, Brooke.
Cheers, I appreciate it.
You deserve that.
Thank you very much, Brooke.
You're just laying the smack it down on you, trolls.
You hear, Brooke?
All right, you take a diarrhea in wheelchair.
Yeah, real funny, idiot.
Okay, guys.
Let's get to arsonist confessions with your host, Ghost.
Arsenian is confused.
We'll start with the first confession.
All right, shut up, idiot.
All right.
All right, now look, calm down on the goddamn donos at this point in time, all right?
I want to talk about a few things.
Obviously, I've been gone for a week because I've had food poisoning because of some bad spaghetti.
Yay!
And the last time, folks, I got food poisoned, which was like in 2005, I got food poisoning by eating some bad fucking spaghetti.
And let me tell you, I am never going to eat spaghetti again.
Believe it or not, spaghetti is my favorite meal.
I got an eight-inch.
All right, shut up, Springfeel.
All right, listen to me.
I'm not kidding around.
All right.
I had the last time spaghetti.
What is this?
On behalf of the outer circle, we genuinely are glad you're back.
The outer circle.
We may troll you, but there's nobody I'd rather spend my time with tonight.
Yeah.
Cheers, Engineer.
Here's to a great show.
Glad you fixed TTS around those.
All right.
And the rest of the, whoever the fuck the outer circle is, go suck it.
All right.
Now, listen, all right.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, folks.
All right.
I'm barely getting back to normal at this point in time.
All right.
I mean, I'm sweating now.
I mean, I don't feel good having drink.
And I see member.
I don't want Tweeley Atkins in the IC.
She joked about you dying.
Well, everybody's.
It seems I'm looking in the chat room.
A lot of people wanted me dead for Christ's sake.
And, you know, what kind of fucking people do I have listening to me that actually want me dead?
And look, it's your goddamn me magic that almost made it happen.
I'm telling you, I'm not kidding around.
Spaghetti is one of my, it's my favorite meal, and I'm never going to eat it again because for whatever reason, the two times that I have gotten fucking food poison in the past 25 years, it's been due to spaghetti.
And look, I literally, folks, I'm lucky I have a little bit of a beer gut here because I could only imagine if I was some kind of skin and bones prick and then all of a sudden I got this food ailment, I don't think I would have survived.
I think I would have died for Christ's sake.
I mean, I think that's what kills most people when it comes to food poisoning.
If you're a little too thin already and then you get food poisoning, there's no way you're going to survive, man.
You know, and I'm lucky I did.
Now, granted, I look like I took the Venezuelan Express diet challenge, but, you know, I'm okay now.
Everything's all good.
All right.
So, with that being said, I have not had a drink in a week.
All right.
I was supposed to drink, what was it?
Not this past Saturday, which I didn't do, but the Saturday previous.
And look, you can ask the inner circle, folks.
I haven't even talked to the inner circle throughout the whole fucking week.
I haven't talked to anybody.
I haven't even been online for Christ's sake.
I've been watching television.
I've been watching old episodes of Married with Children and, you know, Three's Company.
And, you know, I've been watching the new crab fisherman and all that other crap, man.
I've been like some old Codger.
You know?
All right.
Yeah, all right.
That's, I never said that.
All right.
I never, I never said that, asshole, all right?
Here's Lieutenant Lupus.
Ghost, we all know you got a bad batch of heroin.
Shut up.
I don't do heroin, you idiot.
I don't do any kind of drugs like that for Christ's sake, all right?
Tight captain back, Captain Death.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I mean, come on, man.
Are you kidding me?
Lazy ass YouTube.
I was sick, you asshole.
I was sick.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, I was sick for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't you all understand that?
I was fucking puke and diarrhea factory for the past freaking week.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
It was this TTS.
Art Hammond.
Art Hammond.
Enjoy this $25 for the comeback, my dude.
Cheers, mate.
And yeah, that one, I mean, I appreciate it, man.
At least I have a little bit of appreciation around here.
Assange first, ghost next, dude.
Don't even come around.
Don't even come around to that.
Don't even bother.
Don't even think about saying shit like that.
All right.
TTS has stopped working again.
What are you talking about, man?
I haven't done shit.
I didn't do anything.
I don't understand why this thing just, you know, it works and then it doesn't work and then it's working again.
I don't understand why the hell this is.
All right.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
And I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
I don't fucking get it.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, I know I should be talking about the markets.
I know I should be talking about all these other things, man, but I don't know why it's muted, guys.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, man.
I'm not even doing anything.
I'm just sitting here.
I'm reacting to what the hell you sons of bitches are doing.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
All right.
Only pussies call in sick.
Only pussies call in sick.
All right.
Anonymous, what is this?
All right.
Captain Autism's real name is Michael.
I don't care what his real name is.
All right.
I don't care.
All right.
Spaghetti sauce double dip.
Was it the sauce?
Because I don't know what it is, man.
What is it that makes spaghetti so potent for some kind of food poisoning situation?
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
And look, are we still messing up with the goddamn text-to-speeches, man?
I don't know.
Listen, I don't know what the hell's going on.
This is obviously stream elements.
Can y'all hear that?
Y'all hear that?
Jesus Christ No, you can't hear it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What else is it?
You know what?
Food Poisoning and TTS Glitches00:10:43
What am I going to tell you?
I don't know what the hell to say, man.
I mean, I don't know what the hell to say.
I mean, I haven't even done anything to this crap.
It's just, it's working when it wants to work.
It doesn't work.
It wants to work.
It doesn't work.
You know, and then it wants to work again for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that first.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Meme magician.
Don't ever think about doxing people or you'll see the lengthy lethality of our meme magic.
So cut it out.
Whoever did that anonymous dono.
Look, ain't nobody doxing anybody around here.
It's you, idiots.
It's you, morons, that are out here that want to, you know, have this troll war and dox people and make people's lives live in hell.
Welcome back.
I'm glad your show is back.
So hopefully I can't.
You know what?
I don't know if I believe that.
Welcome back to J-A-C-K-L-E-R.
And there's Jack from all of your outer circle listeners.
You know what I'm going to do right now?
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to get some beer.
Okay.
I haven't drank in a fucking week.
All right.
And it's driving me insane.
All right.
Offer refunds, you Jew.
Shut up, man.
All right.
I'm reading them.
I see them.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm seeing your god.
I'm reading them.
I'll be sitting over here saying, I'm going to get a refund, you do it.
Shut up.
All right.
Fucking pissing me off for Christ's sake.
I'm still a little weak from fucking throwing up and diarrhea and being dehydrated and all this other crap.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You're lucky I'm even goddamn here.
So listen, I haven't had a fucking drink in a week.
Just imagine, on top of all the stomach ailments, on top of all this crap.
Hey, it's Blucifer!
Yeah, the Titanic.
The Titanic, I remember.
I remember.
All right.
A moment of silence for the Titanic people, huh?
Huh?
A moment of silence for the Titanic people, for Christ's sake.
Blucifer has put it.
I'm not going to say that, nor am I going to say that name for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What?
The damn thing's not working again?
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, Blucifer, it's look, I'll play yours again.
Can you hear?
Here, let's play Blucifer's again.
Can y'all hear that?
Can y'all hear that?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Morning at 2:20 a.m. When she slipped beneath the sea for the last time, Blucifer's.
A moment of silence, people.
And while you're recovering, the 107th sinking or the 107th anniversary of the sink of the Titanic occurred this morning.
Quit changing the subject.
What?
Refund us for our $5 TTS donos that never played.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They're playing now, a BOLA vaccine, you son of a bitch.
Man, I think you guys are trolling your asses off and it's starting to piss me off.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jesus.
It's starting to piss me off.
Engineer, what the hell am I going to do?
Man, I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
I'm not going to be able to spaghetti, and now I can't even do the goddamn show.
I can't do it.
I don't even need to be here, man.
I don't even need to be here.
Engineer, get over here.
You're my god.
I need some beer for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer.
What the hell I need for Christ's sake?
Need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake, all right?
Makes me sick.
All right.
Makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
Now, look, I want everybody to realize that you guys are lucky I'm even here.
And you know, I don't even get any kind of appreciation.
I get a little appreciation here.
All right.
Hail Refundler.
Stupid idiots.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Mass pony.
C1 add you all at your back.
That's what I like to do.
Today is also the sixth anniversary of the Boston Marathon.
Is that legit?
Is that legit for Christ's sake?
Oh my God.
I'm not even joking around, man.
This is just, I mean, a little bit of a come-on main is all I got to say.
All right.
A little bit of a come-on main.
Emma Jew?
Who the hell donated that?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now, listen, I've got my beer going on here.
All right.
Technical difficulty radio.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
I got to talk to the engineer, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I don't know what the hell is going.
I got all these goddamn freaking production notes.
All right.
Me on the phone with my boss.
Boss, I can't come in today.
What the hell?
My boss.
Why?
Okay.
Me on the phone to my.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Just shut up.
I ate spaghetti.
Shut up, man.
All right.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
Look at this.
Me on the phone to my boss.
I ate spaghetti.
Man, I don't want to do this.
I know I shouldn't have come today.
I should have fucking taken another week off, man.
You know that?
I should have taken another fucking week off.
I'm not even kidding around.
Hello, ghost.
It is your lovely servant.
Please stop getting angry, Master, for my smile alone cures all aliments, even your tapeworms.
Shut up, please, everybody.
Just shut up.
I'm sorry, Master.
Just shut up.
Listen, I'm going to pause donations again, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Engineer, I'm so sorry.
But I can't help it.
All right.
I have food poisoning for Christ's sake.
It just pours out into my wheelchair before I even know it.
Now come over here and help me clean it up again.
I shouldn't even be here.
Keep your eyes on the damn OBS, which one are you using, the normal OBS or Shitlabs OBS?
The audio keeps cutting out and in again, legit it's not the overlay, I've never seen this happen with anyone else.
I got, I don't know what the hell.
Of course it's going to happen immediately.
Only wife is trying to kill me.
Gas the kite.
What are you talking about, man?
No, she's not.
It was a fucked up situation, all right?
The job center.
What is this?
Can you replay me on the phone with my boss again in order?
Fucking fuck you.
All right.
Hey, ghost.
Ghost stood us up all week.
Just kidding.
Ghost can't stand.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm going to end this fucking show.
Hey, ghost.
I'm a long time watcher and glad to see you're still around.
Thank you.
Keep up the application.
I'm glad that you're a longtime listener and I appreciate the good positivity, man.
Anyway, listen, everybody stop donating, all right?
Because I want to do a real show here today, okay?
That's why that's the whole reason why I came on this broadcast.
All right?
I want to talk about some things, and I sure as hell don't want you people to sit here and make a mockery of my show because, you know, I want my show to be what it once was, man.
A bastion of capitalism, a bastion of social and political commentary where hundreds of thousands of people would listen to me throughout the world, throughout the world for my insight, man.
What is this?
Jesus Christ, ghost hurts my weenie.
Yeah, real funny, you sick asshole.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, no.
And then, you know, text is speech disabled.
And everybody's like, I've never heard this on anybody else's.
Of course you've never heard this.
You want to know why?
You want to know why you haven't heard this?
Because it's me.
All right.
That's why.
It's sad.
You know, they just, they want to make my life a living hell.
That's all everybody ever wants to do.
I've been always outside the box and people just want to make my life a living hell.
That's all it is.
Well done, Quasimodo.
Welcome back.
Keep hydrated.
Yeah, I'm keeping hydrated now.
All right.
What is this?
Me on the phone with my boss.
Sorry, boss.
I can't make it to work today.
My boss, why?
I can only imagine what the hell this son of a bitch is going to say again here.
What is this?
Me on the phone to my boss.
I accidentally set Notre Dame ablaze.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Yeah, and they're trying to kill my show is right.
All right.
There's always been a conspiracy against ghosts because ghosts, for whatever reason, is dangerous in the internet world for some shit.
Thank you, Cora Winters.
I appreciate you.
All right.
Thank you, Cora Winters.
I appreciate it.
Ghost, in all seriousness, I'm glad you're back.
My husband and I have listened to your show for years and appreciate your insights.
Don't let these cucks get to you, man.
Fuck these assholes.
You're damn right.
Ghost blew up Notre Dame bathroom.
I mean, listen, that's enough, dude.
What happened in Notre Dame is obviously some kind of shock and all situation that was planned by the European Union or these globalists.
You know it and I know it, folks.
All right.
An 800-year-old cathedral burns down to the ground in dramatic fashion right before the world.
Did you notice that every goddamn media outlet was covering this damn thing?
Whether it was mainstream media, whether it was a goddamn stream online.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
All right.
I mean, 800-year-old cathedral burnt down right in front of everybody.
A burnt offering to the freaking Dark Lord.
Habis Papa.
Notre Dame is up in smoke.
That means we have a new Pope.
Just shut up.
Can you?
Shut up, Captain Autism.
Please quiet down.
Notre Dame Fire Reaction00:08:42
I'm currently on the phone with my boss.
We win if you mute dono.
I'm not muting anything, you fucking idiot.
I'm not muting anything.
I'm not muting anything here.
Here's beat butt plug for 2020.
Yeah, there.
Pete butt plug.
Have you heard of this guy on the left, Pete Butt plug or something?
He's supposed to be running for president.
He's even beating the Yang Gang Pete Butt plug.
You heard about him?
All of a sudden, he's becoming a forefront runner out there in the Democratic Party, for Christ's sake.
Pete Butt plug, look him up.
It's disgusting.
All right.
I mean, if you ever go to one of his stump speeches, he smells up the whole goddamn room like butt crack.
All right.
Pete butt plug.
And speaking of which, Uncle Bernie, have y'all heard about Uncle Bernie?
Hey, hey, I'm Uncle Barney, and I'm here to tell all you that I'm running for president again, and I want you all to donate to my campaign.
All right, don't worry.
I only made over $260 million in 2016.
Now I want to make more than that.
I just released my taxes.
I'm a part of the 1%.
Even though I'm talking garbage about the 1%, I'm a part of the 1%.
So all of you people here that are out there that want to donate to Uncle Beny's campaign, come on over here and sit on my apple.
That's right.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
Come on over here and sit on my lamp and keep contributing.
That's right.
Come on.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
Keep contributing.
All right, Uncle Bonnie, you know it's Uncle Bonie.
I'm a part of the 1% now.
And I want to keep getting rich.
I want to keep getting rich.
Come on.
Come on.
Sit on my apple.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah, you love Uncle Barney.
It's sweet Uncle Bernie over here.
Keep contributing.
Come on.
Come over here.
Come on over here and take your underwears off.
Yeah, that's right.
Uncle Barney, you keep contributing, Uncle Barney.
I need to be rich.
I need a fifth home now.
I need more cars.
I need to live the life that I should have lived.
Come on, keep contributing to Uncle Bernie.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you know what it's like.
Yeah, come on.
I can't get rid of you!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Don't touch me!
Don't touch Uncle Barney.
You chipped my apple.
Oh, you chip my apple.
All right.
Now what I want you to do is I want you to clean yourself up.
And I want, don't you tell anybody that I told you to take your underwears off and keep contributing.
Because I'm Uncle Barney and I'm a part of the 1%.
And I need you to keep contributing.
And the little beans you got left in your student debt account.
It's sweet, Uncle Barney.
Hey, you feel the boy?
Hey, you feel the boy?
Hey?
I mean, that's Uncle Bernie over here, for Christ's sake.
And you still got people that are believing in this asshole.
You still got people believing in Uncle Bernie over here, contributing whatever they have left in their freaking college debt accounts to this stupid prostate-infected whimbag.
Hey, but that's politics, isn't it?
That's why I keep telling you people.
The easiest way to get rich in politics today is say you're a socialist.
That's all you got to do it.
Uh-oh.
Conspiracy theorists are blaming Jews and Muslims for the Notre Dame situation.
I do want to say something, Art Hammond.
It is rather convenient that this 800-year-old structure goes into, I don't know, a blaze.
All right.
There's JM the Monarch is ghost.
Glad to see your Notre Dame Magnificent Cathedral Garfick set ablaze.
What?
Do you think they'll replace Notre Dame with a mosque?
I don't.
I hope not.
I mean, but it's the year.
It's Europe.
So I don't know anymore for Christ's sake.
Europe or a bunch of goddamn cuckster cooksters for Christ's sake, man.
What is this?
Me magic boogie2988 now has dentures?
Jesus Christ.
Mrs. Ghost, come on, Uncle Bernie, give me all your...
Shut up.
Tijuana genius, do you see pictures of Muslims smirking at the cathedral as it burned?
I didn't see those, but I do want to say that France has a situation in which the population of migrants that it has brought into its country is literally superseding the resources of the country.
Finally, you're back.
I thought you died from eating all of those spaghetti and hambone baguette sandwiches.
Shut up, assistant.
On a serious note, when are you doing that Saturday troll show?
Listen, I told you that I will do the Saturday Night Troll Show this Saturday.
Okay, what is it?
4.20 this Saturday?
It's 4.20 this Saturday for Christmas.
I agree, ghost, about doing a show, but YouTube has a way of punishing free thinkers and chilling free speech.
Yeah.
Have you considered streaming on D-Line?
I miss when you called people faggots and said nigger a lot.
I know everybody wants to, you know, me to go to other streaming platforms and whatnot.
We'll get there when we get there, Nico.
I've got some news for you.
Someone has a battle on Twitter against Twilly, and they're a super fan of you.
But they like to throw out saying they want them killed and raped.
Oh, cute.
Looking at you, Kyle.
You scumbag.
Unblock the others, you wimp.
What the hell are you talking about, Jack?
What kind of fucking stupid internet fucking drama talking about?
Gonna piss your pants, maybe?
Maybe shit and come.
Shut up, Uncle Bernie quotes, all right?
E. coli outbreak bad.
Many ill people bought large trays or chubs of ground beef from grocery stores and used the meat to make dishes like spaghetti.
E. coli linked to a hard and throw.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I hope that E. coli outbreak is a troll, for Christ's sake.
Hey, ghost, 25 bucks.
Bet the trolls are going to remix that Uncle Bernie bit you just did.
I hope not.
I hope not.
Saturday Night Diarrhea show.
Yeah, real funny, idiot.
Real funny.
Mr. JM the monarchist, I meant to say, and it's sad to see that the Notre Dame nearly to be destroyed as someone who wants to be a history major.
It's upsetting.
I hear you, JM the monarchist.
Chef Boyardee Second Harvest, listen, I don't want to get, Mrs. Ghost doesn't use any third party spaghetti sauce crap.
Everything is made from scratch.
So if it's a goddamn hamburger.
The French people are such hypocrites, in my opinion.
A largely secular nation suddenly is distraught that the symbol of a once-proud Catholic stronghold is now an inferno.
Whoa, you hear Blucifer over here?
They were the ones that let it become a decrepit tinderbox together.
There's some black pilling right there for Blucifer.
All right, he said the French people are such hypocrites, in my opinion.
A large secular nation suddenly distraught that the symbol of a once proud Catholic stronghold is now an inferno.
Come on.
They were the ones that let it become what it's become.
What is this?
Ram Ranch.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Heart-throbbs wanting to be suckating naked cowboys.
Wanting to be bucketed cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch and then suck cowboy cups from Ranch Rillington.
Shut up.
Uh-oh, here's Edgy Bra.
Edgy Bra.
April to May is an occult season of sacrifice.
Whoa.
Things that have happened on April 15th.
Abraham Lincoln's assassination, Titanic sinking, Boston bombing, the Hillsborough Stadium disaster, 33 kids disappearing in a Haiti village overnight, and much more.
Fucking Edgy Bra, man.
He's dropping those red pills, baby.
He's red pill dropping.
Y'all see that?
Huh?
History major equals unemployed.
Shut up.
I mean, did y'all hear it?
Did y'all hear freaking Edgy Bra there, baby?
Freaking Edgy Bra.
Michael Brown.
Who the hell is Michael Brown?
I knew Michael Brown.
Just shut up, all right?
Uncle Bernie and Mrs. Gellett, shut up, all right?
Bernie's 15 and a half inch yet.
Shut up, all right?
I bet you Bernie Sanders has to get up five times a night to take a piss.
He's a prostate infection.
One part romaine lettuce.
One part chicken.
One part E. coli feces from Engineer's Diaper.
Shut up, that's not the, shut up.
History Major Equals Unemployed00:15:31
All right.
That's not the goddamn recipe to the goddamn salad I eat.
Shut your mouth.
Good God, man.
Listen.
All right.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
Let's talk a little bit about some markets.
How about that?
Huh?
I mean, we're already in, how long have we been broadcasting?
An hour and seven minutes, all right?
I've been gone for a week and everybody wants to know what's going on out here in the markets.
All right.
Now, let's go ahead and talk a little bit about what's happening here.
Now, we're starting to see a slight decrease in the market.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, hellfire for Notre Dame.
Yeah, real funny, you idiots.
Shut up.
All right.
I'm talking here.
Now, we're seeing slight decreases.
And the reason is, is because now you've got Wall Street believing that the Federal Reserve is not only going to not raise interest rates, but they could lower them because of all the damage that they have caused in this budding economy that we've had in the past two years.
The Federal Reserve has decided to raise interest rates to the point in which they have stalled the spike in our economy.
They have stalled the spike in our economy.
All right.
Notre Dame down by 80%.
Shut up.
Now, in my personal opinion, folks, this is what you need to look for if you're going to be doing any kind of investing in the stock market here in the next two quarters.
If the Federal Reserve does lower interest rates, all right, which we don't know if they are or not.
Remember, they're an independent body.
If they lower interest rates, this is just to artificially raise the stock market prices because there needs to be a correction in the stock market.
I personally believe it's been overinflated two times over, if you want my personal opinion.
And at this point in time, you're going to start seeing some of these earnings that are not going to meet the streets' expectations from the past two years of growth that we've had under President Trump.
And because we're going to have nothing but stagnation in the political arena, we're not going to see the other plan two or phase two of the tax cuts that's going to put the tax cuts into the middle class pockets at this point in time.
Yeah, Ghost did 9-11.
Shut up, idiot.
Now, with that being said, another thing that could raise the stock market value is not just a cut in interest rates, but if we finally come up with some trade agreement with China, and this is what Trump is trying to do, is trying to negotiate a trade deal with China that will be unlike any other trade deal that has been incepted in the world.
I mean, this is going to be the biggest trade deal in the world in business history.
And if that comes to fruition and if the deficits from that relationship between China and the United States, if that deficit lowers, for instance, in the past several years, folks, we've been losing close to $800 billion, $700 billion in trade deficits with China.
So, I mean, if we can get that, what is it, get that down to $400, $300 billion as opposed to $700 billion, you're going to see a lot of money coming back to the United States.
And as a result, you're going to see increases in the stock market.
So those are the factors that we're looking at at this point in time.
And in my personal view, if the earnings expectations fall tremendously short from last year's, and I'm telling everybody to look at quarter three and quarter four of fiscal year 2019 for us to figure out whether or not we're going to see any of those contractions, this is why I'm telling you folks to take a look.
Let's take a look at the Dow Jones Industrial right now.
All right.
It is down today, 27.53 points, a percentage decrease of 0.10%, closing out the Dow at 26,384.77.
So we're still above 26,000.
But in my personal view, folks, I think that that's way overinflated.
And if you want my personal opinion, what is this?
Press ZZZ for boring.
Shove it up, your ass.
The reason it's boring is because you're a piece of trash and that you don't even know how to make your own money work for you, you piece of crap.
Tell me I'm bored.
I'm not boring, asshole, all right?
I'm not boring.
All right?
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this insight.
Shut up in the chat room.
Shut your goddamn mouth in the goddamn chat room, you piece of crap.
All right?
You're lucky I'm even here.
You understand that?
You're lucky I'm even here for Christ's sake.
So shut the hell up.
Jesus Christ, you unappreciative pricks, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
And if you don't like it, just sit there and take it and eat it.
Eat it, you piece of crap.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrial is at 26,384.77 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
We've got the SP 500.
You fucking ass.
You son of a bitch, stop it.
Stop donating that crap.
My shoe is serious business.
Give me some fucking respect.
I've been gone and sick for a week, asshole.
I've been gone and sick for a week.
You in the chat room better shut your goddamn pie holes for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted, the SP 500 is down 1.83 points, a percentage decrease of 0.06%.
Stocks reacted negatively.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped.
Stop doing my job!
26,385!
The NASDAQ!
7,976.
Jesus Christ.
The SP Fell 2.8.
I was just getting to that, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Yeah, you already heard text-to-speech lady.
SP 500, 2,905.58 points.
And the NASDAQ.
I'd buy that.
Ah, fucking shove it up your ass with the ZZZs, alright?
Seriously, all of you just shoving up your ass with the Z-Z this and the Z-Z that.
All right?
Shut up.
You son of a bitch.
Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZ.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Just shut your goddamn pie hole.
All right.
Anyway, you get it.
I don't know.
Text-to-speech lady seems to think that the Federal Reserve is going to lower interest rates.
I'd buy that for a while.
So I don't know what the hell.
Press TTS if TTS, but just shut your mouth.
all right we're getting to goddamn we're getting to some goddamn commodities here And shut up, Jacklin.97%.
Shut up.
Coincash is at 20%.
All right, I'm trying to do my show here.
2.81%.
XRP is at 7.83%.
Dash is at 0.60%.
NEM is at 0.34%.
Monero is at 0.66%.
My first goddamn drink of a break.
Iota is allowed to get 0.49%.
I've been sick with food poison for a week.
My first goddamn beer in a week.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Agenda sword.
It's sleepy time, lads.
Bring a good tea in your body pillow and listen to ambient music for a while.
A body pillow?
You assholes are still doing body pillows for Christ's sake?
I mean, at least buy yourself like a pocket pussy or something.
You know what I mean?
Or one of those electronic blowjob machines or something, man.
Post-ZZZ of your autistic.
That's great.
We got a bunch of autists in here.
Is that it?
Huh?
Is that it?
Is this why we got the meme magic?
That's why you almost killed me with your fucking meme magic because of Yank Maget Yay Stupid sons of bitches, man.
Anyway, let's continue going, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Let's get to the freaking commodities and let's get to energy.
Have you seen the amount of increase in the gasoline prices here recently, folks?
And it doesn't really have too much to do with the crude oil prices increasing.
It has a lot to do with the fact that we don't have enough refineries to refine the crude oil into gasoline.
If you do a Google search about refinery fires, here about two or three weeks ago, we had a fire in one of the big West Coast refineries out here.
And as a result, that's going to cause an increase in the goddamn gasoline prices.
No way.
No way Meme Magic strikes again.
No fucking way that happened.
No way that happened.
No way that just freaking happened for Christ's sake.
Ghost hurry the fuck up and do the market.
Shut up, this idiot.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'll do the markets as fast or as slow as I want to.
Oh, here we go.
Here's this shovel.
To close $63.30.
TTS layers per barrel of WCS.
You stupid dumb slut bag.
Brent crude dropped to close at $70.96.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a clever screen name.
I'd rather hear the shit coming from your ass than the shit coming from your mouth.
But go shove it up your ass, clever screen name.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
And for those that didn't hear, I'm going to repeat what Meme Magic.
Oh, my God.
M Cook.
Oh, my God.
Another $100 bill, man.
Oh, my God, like a bomb.
Oh, my God.
Hey, look at the hater aid in the chat room.
I want to give a sincere shout out to Suspicious Tumbleweed.
The TCR video she made changed my life.
One more thing.
More Don Vito, please.
What are you talking about?
I want to go nice girls.
I want to have nice girls.
Anyway, no kidding.
Cheers to suspicious Tumbleweed.
I don't know whatever happened to her, but cheers to her.
And thank you once again, M. Cook.
M Cook, another $100 bill, y'all.
Look at all the hater aid in the damn chat room for Christ's sake.
Look at all that hater aid.
Anyway, M Cook is a part of the inner circle already.
He's a badass listener.
He's been a badass listener for a long time.
You know, he's a millionaire.
I'm just FYI.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
And by the way, cheers to M Cook.
Let me go ahead and do this.
Cheers, baby.
Yeah.
Ah, man.
I don't give a die because.
All right.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's continue so we can get to the goddamn markets up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, because, you know, people listen to the markets, man.
I don't think you people understand how serious my show really is for Christ's sake, especially amongst those that want to listen for the financial insight.
That want to listen to the political and social commentary for Christ's sake.
All right.
So with that being said, let's go to WTI Sweet Crude.
It is down a dime right now.
It is down 10 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.13%.
Buy that for a dollar.
Ghost set himself on fire.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Look.
Listen, I'm going to repeat what Meme Magic Strikes again just posted.
Listen to what this, listen to this.
Listen to this.
Listen.
A man sitting on an electronic wheelchair-type scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon.
No way!
The Secret Service said.
The Secret Service and Fire and M's went to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest about 315.
I mean, that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, you get the meme magic that's going on in this broadcast, right?
You all get the seriousness of that, right?
Twitter shout-outs, please.
I'm never going to use Twitter again.
What are you talking about, man?
Twitter sucks the chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper.
Are you kidding me with pause hole Jack Dorsey, for Christ's sake?
You know that the last time they banned me off Twitter is because I invented and coined the term pause hole.
All right?
I invented and coined the term pause hole.
And because of that, they don't want me on Twitter anymore because, oh my God, you coined the term pausehole.
And I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Dislike the broadcast.
Scambler keeps muting the shit.
Shut up.
I'm not a scammer, you asshole.
What are you talking about, man?
I'm not doing shit.
It's just stupid, goddamn crap.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Jesus Christ.
And what's going on here?
Can y'all hear me?
Can y'all hear me now?
Can y'all hear me?
I don't even know if y'all can hear me now, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
I'm telling you, I'm not even joking, dude.
I mean, you know, I mean, I want to be honest with you.
This OBS, I don't know what the hell is going on with OBS.
I don't even know what the hell is going on with OBS anymore, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even joking.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't even know if I want to get it.
All right.
With that being said, let me continue on with the commodities before I, you know, get off Keystre here.
WTI Sweet Crude is $63.32.
All right.
What is this?
Nico Angel.
All right.
Remember to unsubscribe.
Fuck you, Nico, you piece of stupid trash.
All right.
Your mother is disposable road trash.
All right.
Your mother is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
All right.
Shut up.
There's Magelin.
Will there be some forum that we will see the schedule of the show updates?
You know, I get it.
Okay.
Listen, I couldn't do anything.
I was out of commission, dude.
Consider looking into Zoom video communications.
Zoom, they're a tech company founded by a former Cisco executive and they're already profitable.
Their IPO should be this or next week.
Very strong video technologies and affordable.
Not bad.
Look at Holding Capitalist out here.
Holding Capitalist.
Telling everybody take a look at Zoom Video Communications.
It's a tech company founded by a former Cisco executive.
They're already profitable.
Their IPO should be this week.
Very strong video technology and affordable.
That's pretty decent there, Holden.
I'm going to take a look at that.
Thank you very much for that stock pick.
But let's get to Brent Crude.
Brent crude oil right now is down 22 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.31%.
Closing out Brent Crude at $70.96 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline is down 0.78%.
It should be 0.39%.
Zoom Video Communications Review00:17:34
My bad.
Natural gas is down 0.08%.
Heating oil is down 0.30%.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
We've got gold.
It's down $2.30.
A percentage decrease of 0.18%.
Closing out gold at $1,289 even per troy ounce of gold.
And like I said, we should see that price of gold come down, folks, since we have the Federal Reserve raising interest rates and supposedly bringing in value into the U.S. dollar.
We should be seeing gold prices around $1,100.
All right?
At least $1,100, maybe even lower than that.
I'd like to see gold prices go down to what $900.
I mean, isn't this supposed to be a valuable dollar?
I mean, haven't you seen the value of your dollar stretch, especially in these like fast food chain advertisements?
I've been held up watching television for a week, man.
I've been seeing nothing but advertisements of, you know, $5 big bags and, you know, two for two for fives and, you know, all these value deals out here.
I mean, it's a testament to the fact that the U.S. dollar has a little bit of value in it, for Christ's sake.
So shouldn't we be seeing that reflected in this goddamn commodities?
I mean, I think we're starting to see it now.
Anyway, what's going on?
Holden in a big shit.
I don't know what the hell that means for $2.
Mr. JM the Monarch is for two.
The trolls who said history major equals unemployment.
I'm planning on getting a master's, hopefully a PhD in teaching in the college and university levels.
What have you accomplished?
No kidding.
Trump's fault that for pricey gas.
No, it's not, you idiot.
All right.
It's the goddamn refineries.
We don't have enough refineries, man.
Suspicious Tumbleweed.
Cosplay!
Oh my God.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Suspicious Tumbleweed is doing cosplay, dude.
Oh, God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, you know, that's bad.
You know, what a way to fucking sour somebody's evening already, man.
It's bad enough that I'm all cramped up.
I want to do another blast, ass blast diarrhea over here.
And then to hear that suspicious Tumbleweed is over here making fucking cosplay costumes.
I mean, what the hell, man?
I mean, what the goddamn hell?
I'm not even joking around.
What the blue hell, man?
For Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
I don't like cosplay, dude.
I think people that play cosplay are fucking mentally warped.
I mean, what's the, I mean, where's the line?
Where's the line?
We've got old fucking 18, 21, 30, 40, 50-year-old people dressing up in cosplay.
What's the difference between cosplay and these stupid, dumb, ugly men that dress up in like drag clown outfits and prance around with tassels on their tits and claiming that they're doing something for a RuPaul's drag show?
I mean, what's the difference, honestly?
What's the goddamn difference?
I mean, seriously, man, this is why we have RuPaul's drag show as one of the fucking popular shows out here in pop culture.
It's because everybody wants to be, oh, I want to be in fantasy.
I want to be in a fantasy dude.
That's what I want to do.
I want to play fantasy games.
And I want to be edgy.
That's what I want to do and be edgy in fantasy.
Hey, look, somebody in here.
Well, there are female cosplayer too, ghost.
Well, no kidding.
You want to know who the female cosplayers are?
Female cosplayers are women that don't necessarily go past the five in a one to ten scale.
You know, they're usually like fours or threes, maybe a five.
Yeah, just shut up, Captain Autism.
All right, just shut your mouth.
All right.
But, you know, they're like fives and fours, but they put on a little Wonder Woman suit on, right?
Or they put on some stupid cosplay that shows their, you know, their breasts, shows a little bit of their ass.
And all of a sudden, they've got all these neckbeards and these four-eyed, fat, jelly-ass, slovenly fucking assholes who attend these cosplay conventions, gawking at them.
You know what I mean?
Gawking at them for Christ's sake.
And this is the whole reason.
This is literally the whole reason what we have cosplay when it comes to females.
It's a bunch of females that are not traditionally good looking that decide that they're going to dress up in some kind of a stupid cosplay outfit so that they can be appealing to those that they know they would never have any kind of sexual relations with to begin with.
All right.
So as far as I'm concerned, I don't like cosplay.
I think it's ridiculous.
You know where this all comes back to?
You know what started cosplay?
Y'all remember that stupid, dumbass, fucking ridiculous, pathetic musical drag queen movie called Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Have y'all remember that?
That's what started all this.
All right.
That's what started all this.
I hated Ghostler because he spoke the truth.
Thank you.
They hated me because I spoke the truth.
And I'm not Ghostler, by the way, but they hate me because I speak the truth.
All right?
I speak the truth.
I mean, like I said, this is the reason why we have RuPaul's Drag Race as one of the top goddamn entertainment shows in America because we have all these goddamn stupid Skankosaurus slut bag cosplay neckbeard pieces of no-life having crap that want to sit here and pretend and play fantasy all day for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
All right?
It makes me sick.
And you know what?
If you play cosplay, you know what you're doing?
You're not only making a complete and utter mockery and an ass out of yourself, but you are robbing young children to participate in goddamn kid shit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, real funny.
Look, I wouldn't want anybody to play cosplay as me.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Are you?
No.
Let the kids do the little cosplay.
Let them be Batman.
Let them be Spider-Man.
All right.
Grow the fuck up, you adult pricks.
All right?
Grow the hell up.
Tired of you, people that are over the age of 18 that are robbing children of their goddamn childhood because you stupid scumbags refuse to grow up.
I'm not even joking around.
You people make me sick.
If you participate in cosplay, I would spit in your face if I saw you in that shit.
I'm not even kidding around.
I would spit in your face.
Hey, look at me.
I'm cosplaying.
Look at me.
I'm great.
I'm Batman.
No, no, no, Batman.
Give me a freaking break, man.
And you all are robbing young children from participating in this stuff.
They're the ones that should be fucking dressing up in cosplay.
They're the ones that should be dressing up in Spider-Man and all that crap instead of a bunch of over 18 losers like you.
Jesus Christ.
So you know what it's said?
I'm sorry.
You know, I mean, I'm not kidding around.
I don't like people that think that it's cool to go out in cosplay.
I'm not even kidding.
I think you fucking people are nuts.
I mean, you know what?
If you're cosplaying, you might as well go to your nearest gay club and start, you know, dressing up as a woman, putting tassels on your tits, you know, bouncing around, you know, making them, you know, prop up like, you know, propellers.
And I mean, you might as well do stuff like that because that's literally where all this is headed.
Not even kidding.
And look, I don't like drag queens.
All right.
They are a disrespect to transgenders.
I don't understand why transgenders aren't going and like throwing paint at drag queens.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even kidding.
You know, drag queens are literally just ugly, disgusting, slovenly men that decide to play, dress up in like, I don't know, women clown outfits.
And they're getting like what?
I don't understand this.
I really don't understand this crap.
I really don't understand this crap.
Ah, here we go with this argument.
Oh, that's great.
No, you don't understand, ghost.
Cosplayers are capitalists, too.
Cosplayers are capitalists too, ghosts.
You don't understand.
They're not fucking capitalist, all right?
They're a bunch of stupid asses that won't grow up.
That's what they are.
I'd buy that for them.
That's what they are.
There are parents who cosplay with their kids as well as young teams.
Well, you know what, Art Hammond?
There are people of all ages.
Parents that cosplay with their kids should be pistol whipped, in my opinion.
These people are doing a disservice.
Why don't you just let your child be a child and you be an adult?
How's that?
Hey, ghost, I cosplay as you when I do hate crimes.
Oh, that's that's great.
That's great.
That's fabulous.
Gold is down 0.80%.
Now at $1,200.
$18.70.
Goddamn children.
Jack yourself off and stop trying to take my job.
$15.91.
Platinum is a bad thing.
Right down 0.50%.
Now at $890.
Shut up.
Copper is up 0.07%.
Now at $1,335.60.
Copper is down 0.5%.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't even know why.
$2.93 if you want shout-outs.
Post on Twitter.
Shut up, Jackler.
Don't be asking for shout-outs.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost is right.
I am right.
The average cosplayer is a child.
If it was just silly costumes, it would have been fine.
Also, Silver Spoon is a fruit bowl that spurs at Drumf and Ghostler.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but all I'm saying is this.
All right?
You sons of bitches that are out here over the age of 18 playing cosplay, you people are losers.
All right?
Why don't you just let children be children and just, you know, why don't you grow old?
All right?
You're over 18.
You know what that means?
That means we could throw you out at war in the front line and be a disposable, you know, whatever when it comes to wartime.
All right?
That's what that means.
Okay?
You're an adult.
All right.
You can smoke cigars and cigarettes.
All right?
That's what that means, for Christ's sake.
All right.
It doesn't mean that, hey, I'm 18.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to dress up like a cosplay Caillou because I want to be treated as delicate and as white kid gloves as Caillou.
That's what I want to do.
I want to be bald and want everybody to handle me very delicately.
Jesus Christ.
Average cosplayer is pretty weird, not going to lie.
That's Mr. Maury right there.
Of course they're weird, dude.
Because they aren't growing up.
All right.
They're not growing up.
They want to live in a fantasy.
They are no different than these drag queens that are out here on RuPaul's drag show.
I mean, anybody who's cosplaying, you might as well go to your nearest gay club and go out and, you know, leprechaun your ass on a stage.
And hopefully you win some kind of drag queen contest.
At least you make it worthwhile.
All right.
I mean, from what I understand, if you go to a gay club, these goddamn drag queens, they dress up in this.
I call it very disgusting shock fantasy is what I call drag queens.
Like disgusting, like slovenly shock fantasy.
All right.
Oh, hey, oh, now Art Hammond is shouting out Jackler.
Ghost play.
Checking out the bathhouses again.
I'm not checking out any fucking bathhouse, all right?
Shut up.
All right?
Just shut your mouth.
I'm just saying, man, I'm tired of it.
All right?
I'm tired of you people that are out here.
Look at me.
I'm in cosplay.
Great.
All right.
Great.
Why don't you go to your nearest gay club and leprechaun your ass on a stage, you fruit bowl?
Jesus Christ.
You're making me so fucking pissed off.
I could shit right now.
You know that?
And I'm not even joking.
I need some more freaking beer for Christ's sake.
I need more beer.
Good God.
And you know, I can't emphasize and underscore this anymore that you people are lucky I'm even here, man.
You know that?
I mean, to be honest with you, my stomach is still so upset.
I could be sitting on a commode right now.
You know what I mean?
Having an ass blast fest right now.
But instead, you know what I'm doing?
I'm clinching over here.
I'm clinching because I'm doing the show and the show must go on.
So I hope that you assholes have a little bit of appreciation, all right?
For Christ's sake.
And the last asshole that donated, Ghost Play, shut up about bathhouses, you moron, all right?
Freaking bathhouse, for Christ's sake.
Shut up about that crap.
I called a bathhouse on this show one time and you sons of bitches have never let me live it down since.
All right, never let me live it down since.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me just calm down.
All right.
I mean, y'all idiots, y'all don't want to talk about markets.
All right.
Y'all don't want to talk about any of this stuff.
So let's talk about some news.
All right.
Let's talk about some news.
The first thing I want to talk about is enough of Nipsey Hustle.
I'm tired of hearing about this brother.
What did I tell you the day after this brother died?
What did I tell you?
Ghost cosplay is Bernie.
Shut up, idiot.
All right.
Shut up.
What did I tell you the day after this brother got shot?
I said that there was no conspiracy.
All right.
This brother got shot by another brother.
And instead of sitting over here glorifying Nipsey Hustle as being some kind of thug angel of Crenshaw and Slawson, why don't we get to the nitty-gritty of what this represents?
What the death of Nipsey Hustle represents?
What the hell?
I'm not a fucking brony, all right?
Just shut up.
All right, I can criticize cosplayers anytime I want to.
All right?
So shut up.
And somebody named Turdburgler just goddamn, you know, for two bucks.
Ghost the real loser criticizing me because I'm criticizing cosplayers.
Stupid sacks of crap.
Yeah, bin Laden cosplay.
Just shut up, all right, about the cosplay crap.
Can you shut up?
Anyway, I'm tired of hearing about this Nipsey hustle.
All right?
I'm tired of it.
Bathhouse baguette, you stupid ass crack.
Bathhouse baguette.
Listen, I'm tired of hearing about this Nipsey hustle.
That brother got shot by another brother.
Why don't you brothers talk about that?
Huh?
Why don't y'all talk about that?
Why don't y'all talk about the fact that instead of this guy being some kind of thug angel from Crenshaw and Slawson, why don't y'all emphasize that it was another brother that shot this fool?
And why did that other brother shoot Nipsey Hustle?
Because he was a hater.
Because he was a hater, baby.
Pantera cosplay.
Go shove it up your ass.
He was a hater.
So I'm tired of hearing about Nipsey Hustle.
All right?
I have irritable bowel syndrome, too.
Let's have an ass-blast battle on my show, Ghost.
I challenge you to see WHO and Shaw.
I'm trying to talk here.
I'm trying to talk about this fake studio gangster, Nipsey Hustle.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs up in this bitch?
Just can you just shut up, please?
I'm going to end this goddamn broadcast.
I'm not even joking.
Just shut up, or I'm going to end this fucking broadcast, man.
Look, I'm tired of Nipsey Hustle.
I'm tired of hearing about this crap.
I'm tired of all these disgusting, ridiculous, impoverished people.
Some monk left the communion baguettes in the oven too long.
Shut up, Quasimodo, all right?
Listen, I'm tired of hearing about this brother.
This brother is nothing, all right?
What about all the other brothers that are getting shot all over the country every goddamn day?
What about all the brothers that are getting shot right now in Chicago and Chirac?
How come we're not out here putting their goddamn murals on the side of buildings?
Why is this?
Huh?
Hey, Nipsey Hustle, with all due respect, you live by the gun, you die by the gun, all right?
Gangster Rap Conspiracy Theories00:15:26
You think you're a gangster, you're out here.
You think that you're some hard-ass crip, you think that you're so badass that you can walk around Crenshaw and Slosson with no goddamn security.
You don't even have a goddamn strap on.
And, you know, you got caught slipping, Nipsey.
You got caught slipping.
And I'm tired of hearing people think.
I mean, listen, all right?
It's okay to mourn this brother for a day.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you just shut up?
All right?
Just shut up.
Yeah, Donald Trump cosplay.
Just shut up about the goddamn cosplay already, all right?
Can you please?
Jesus Christ, tinfoil diapers for ghosts.
Yeah, real funny.
Look, all I'm simply stating is that's enough of Nipsey Hustle, all right?
That's enough of this brother, all right?
Why don't you talk about all the black-on-black crime, which is the derivative of this brother's death, huh?
Why don't you talk about how he was shot because of hater aid, for Christ's sake, all right?
What is this?
A Minecraft server, Minecraft server, Minecraft server.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I've had enough of Nipsey Hustle.
And guess who are the brothers that are out there trying to juice Nipsey Hustle's death for all the shekels they can grab?
None other than Dr. Dre, the guy who created gangster rap and all this gangster culture that is destroying the black community.
None other than Snoop Dogg, who was the sidekick of Dr. Dre, who contributed to the beginning of this whole gangster rap crap, which is destroying the black community.
Huh, look at that.
Let me tell you something.
Hey, Dr. Dre Snoop Dogg, instead of Nipsey Hustle, it should have been you.
It should have been you, Dr. Dre.
It should have been you, Snoop Dogg, because you two sons of bitches have profited the most off of selling out your own people and contributing to the degradation of your community.
You understand?
It should have been you, Dr. Dre.
It should have been you, Snoop Dogg.
For Christ's sake.
I'm tired of these studio gangster rappers, man.
I'm tired of them.
They're fake.
They make me sick.
All right.
And they need to be called out.
They need to be called out.
I mean, don't you folks understand that gangster rap has now correlated itself with black culture?
Like, you can't differentiate the two now.
You know, it's black culture that is mixed with gangster rap, gangsterism, this gangster lifestyle.
And who incepted that?
Who incepted that?
What is this?
You idiots are putting up your damn servers, you idiot.
Can you all shut up about your goddamn stupid servers?
I'm just simply stating, man.
As a matter of fact, I'd like for everybody, if you have got spare time, I'd like for y'all to take a look at a YouTube channel, okay?
All right.
Now, if y'all have not heard about this YouTube channel, I strongly advise you to subscribe to it.
I have no affiliation with it whatsoever, but I think that everybody should take a look at what content it's producing so it can tell you, especially you black people, that you all have been had, you all have been hoodwinked when it comes to this gangster rap crap.
And the title, or I should say the channel name, is called Tupac Hoax Revealed.
Tupac Hoax, that's all one word.
Two, the number two, Pac Hoax.
And then you put a space, Revealed.
Take a look at Tupac Hoax Revealed.
And take a look at the fact that, you know, the probability, the probability.
Yeah, favorite Kanye album.
I'll get to that later.
All right.
And by the way, Nico, you're a piece of shit.
I don't even know why I'm even answering you for Christ's sake.
Anyway, all I'm simply stating is, is that Tupac Hoax Revealed shows that these brothers, what is this?
Shut up with your goddamn servers, you idiot, all right?
I'm completely honest with you that these brothers that are out here influencing black America are possibly CIA agents.
Are possibly CIA agents?
I'm just saying.
I'm just stating.
I'm not even joking.
So I'd strongly advise all you brothers out there that think that Tupac was some kind of thug angel or something.
All right.
For all you people that are out here that are, you know, yeah, baby, yeah, Tupac, baby.
You thug lied, baby.
Thug lie, baby.
Westside?
Yeah, well, y'all have been hoodwinked.
Y'all have been had.
All right.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
And there's no conspiracy about this.
What's the conspiracy?
There's no conspiracy.
Rap has completely demoralized the black community.
What's the conspiracy about it?
I mean, all you have to do is take a look at all the entertainment that is being marketed to black people.
I mean, take a look at love and hip-hop.
Have you heard about this shit?
Love and hip-hop.
It's a supposed reality show based upon hip-hop and rap people or celebrities or two-bit celebrities or whatever the hell it is.
A supposed reality show based upon these morons.
And who are the most popular people?
Who are the most popular people on loving hip-hop?
The most violent?
The most vile?
The most ghetto.
So I'm just simply stating there's no conspiracy here.
I think that there was a deliberate plan to turn black people into what they were developing into pre-NWA, pre-Chronic album, to what they are today.
So, I mean, there's no conspiracy about any of this crap, man.
I mean, you cannot tell me that rap and gangster rap have not created a dysfunctional situation in the black community.
I'm just simply stating, all right?
What is this?
Me on the phone.
Sorry, boss, I can't come in today.
My boss, why, here's another one of these.
Fucking Christ's sake.
What is this?
My boss, why?
Me on the phone to my boss, some fat retard on the internet called out all black people and it hurts my feelings.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And listen, I'm not, and I don't know what the, I don't know what you people are posting when it comes to these goddamn servers and IP addresses.
Go shove it up your ass.
But I'm just simply stating, you know, black folks need to look at themselves before they start hollering at people for racism.
You know, one, one white cracker that happens to say the N-word or happens to say some kind of racial, racially charged joke.
I mean, they're there to be like, man, that's racist, man.
That's racist.
That's racist.
Meanwhile, Nipsey Hussle gets shot dead in front of this brother's own business.
And none of the black folks want to talk about how black on black crime is literally what is killing black America.
They don't want to talk about how those leaders that everybody is supposed to, you know, immortalize so much are being taken out by fellow black people.
So I'm just simply stating, man, I'm telling you the truth.
You don't hear any of these black folks talking about this.
All right?
And what is this, Weena?
When are we going to get to play Apex Legends on PC together?
I'll backpack you to victory so you don't have to worry about being bad.
You should play Gibraltar because he is a hambone just like you.
Real funny.
Real funny, Weina, you piece of trash.
Real funny.
Jesus Christ.
And everybody's saying that Apex is a lame-ass game.
All right?
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, I mean, somebody's trying to at least, you know, get some kind of message across on that last text-to-speech, but I doubt anybody's going to really understand what the hell you just said there, boy.
So, you know, if you're just going to come right and say, go, come right out and say it, investigate bronies, all right?
Anyway, Jesus, Jesus Christ, man, I'm just, I'm so sick.
You know what?
I'm so sick of this crap.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Let's move on.
Hey, enough of Nipsey Hustle.
All right.
That brother got shot.
School will still be open on his birthday.
All right.
So enough of Nipsey fucking hustle.
All right.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about the president.
Did you hear about his plan for immigration?
I'm surprised I'm not even hearing this asshole D-Ray that also that all the time donates and talks that Trump is some kind of a cuck or something of that nature.
Look, president is entertaining, dumping illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities.
And guess who's triggered?
Liberals are all of a sudden triggered, for Christ's sake.
They're all triggered.
Nah, I disagree, Nico.
I think college dropout is the best work of Kanye West.
Whatever happened to that Kanye Nico?
Huh?
Whatever happened to that Kanye West, the college dropout, whatever happened to that brother?
I mean, all the message he was trying to get across on that is completely contradictory to what the hell he's produced thus far.
So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake.
Hey, assholes, I don't know what the hell you want me to do about all this fucking, what's going on in Texas speech.
I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I don't get it.
All right.
I don't get it for Christ's sake.
I don't know why it's doing what it's doing.
I don't like it.
But, you know, what are you going to do here?
Let me try to apply this.
Let's see if this works.
All right.
Let's see if this works.
Does that work?
No, it's not even working.
Look at this.
Shut up, D-Ray.
Hold on.
Let me go back and do this fucking goddamn stupid, goddamn ridiculous, goddamn pathetic goddamn shit here.
Let me redo it, D-Ray, so that you can get your props here.
Back, bitch.
This is merely red meat.
This is merely red meat for the 2020 campaign, and he will surely cuck when the need arises.
How shall we do it?
What are you, D-Ray?
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
He's talking about dumping illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities, and the liberals are getting goddamn triggered by it.
All right?
Notre Dame was on fire today.
Shut up, idiot.
I mean, do you understand?
And listen, did y'all see the reports that came out when it was suggested that Trump was going to dump illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities?
All the liberal publications from the New York Times to the Washington Post, they were acting as if Trump was punishing, was punishing those sanctuary cities.
Now, wait a minute.
I thought this is what you liberals wanted.
I thought that's why you were defying the federal government.
What is this, Duva dude?
So glad my favorite radio host is back after a week of memeing.
Cheers to the true Jackler Radio and Engineer.
Cheers to Dova dude, Baird Grimm.
Ghost did not.
All right, shut up with your fucking goddamn Twitter shout outs, Jackler, all right?
The Associated Press suggests an immigrant dump would backfire and would help immigrants stay in the USA.
No, it, well, obviously, all right, fake Dre, it would obviously increase the amount of illegal immigrants in the country.
You have AIDS.
Well, you sound like you got the AIDS.
But the bottom line is you got to punish these goddamn sanctuary cities.
All right?
Because only then those constituents that continuously elect these leftist lunatics will finally realize the reality of the policies they're advocating.
And when you have the New York Times and the Washington Post suggesting that Trump is punishing sanctuary cities by dumping illegal immigrants, that infers that there's something bad about illegal immigrants.
So Trump has won the debate before it's even started by inferring, and I'm talking leftist, left-wing media inferring that it's a punishment that Trump is punishing sanctuary cities by threatening to dump illegal immigrants there.
It proves that illegal immigration is wrong.
It proves that it's wrong.
And this is why the liberals are going ape shit.
This is why they don't like this idea of dumping illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities when, let's be honest, they should be opening their arms.
They should be opening up their arms to these goddamn illegal immigrants.
This is what they wanted.
This is why they defied federal law.
Because remember, the federal government has told these goddamn local municipalities that you are not allowed to house and hide illegal immigrants.
So that's why I'm telling each and every one of you folks out there, especially D-Ray out here, who thinks that, I don't know, Trump is cucking.
I mean, this is showing that these liberals don't really care about illegal immigrants because they don't want to take care of them.
I mean, these municipalities are proud to show off how they're sanctuary cities.
And when the president wants to give them what they want, they don't want it.
And that infers, folks, that there's something wrong with illegal immigrants.
They are proving the point.
If the sanctuary cities and the liberals are going to say that, oh, Trump is punishing us by threatening to dump illegal immigrants, then that proves that illegal immigration is wrong, baby.
Woo!
That's my president right there, boy.
That's my goddamn president, man.
Donald fucking Trump, babe.
That's my president.
And I love that man.
I'm telling you, I love that man.
I'm glad he's my president.
I'm glad we don't have, you know, some of these left-wing long-haired bedwetting hippies out here with their crackpie policy ideas.
And I'm glad Donald Trump is my president.
And all you idiots that are still out here, the wang gang, the wang gang.
You people are idiots.
Free Julian Assange Demand00:06:22
All right.
It's never going to happen, first and foremost.
Okay.
And secondly, I know that you sons of bitches think that you deserve a check in the mail every month just because you're alive, but that will never happen.
Okay.
Human decency is dead.
Well, I think human decency has died a long time ago, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, have you looked at the modern day television network?
I've been in bed for a week looking at television and seeing the type of advertisements and the type of television shows that are being shoved down the throats of the American general public out here.
It's pathetic.
All right.
And then we wonder why we're being flushed down the proverbial toilet of moral decency.
I mean, come on, wake the hell up.
All right.
Wake the hell up for heaven's sake.
Good God.
I need to take a shot on that note for Christ's sake.
All right.
This is the first time I've been drinking in a week.
I need to take another goddamn shot.
All right.
This shot right here goes out to the inner circle.
This shot right here goes out to everybody who's listening in who's a part of being a capitalist, who understands that you earn a living.
You're not given a living.
You understand?
You earn a living.
I love that man, Donald Trump.
You're goddamn right.
That's my president right there.
You understand that?
The greatest president in American history, Donald Trump.
And don't you ever goddamn forget it.
All right?
Don't you ever goddamn forget it, you sons of bitches.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Ah, yeah.
Chevy, blue label.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Once again, I want to reiterate that the liberals are triggered because Donald Trump has suggested that he's going to dump illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities.
And I think that's a great idea.
Let these sanctuary cities, let these liberal longhairs pay for these goddamn illegals.
They're the ones that are bringing these folks in here.
They're the ones that are encouraging these folks to come in here.
So just dump them off on their city.
Dump them off on there, for heaven's sake.
The hell with them.
Anyway, one more thing I want to talk about here.
I want to talk about Julian Assange.
And folks, I want to be completely honest with you.
This is where I'm going to have to disagree with the Trump administration on this because it is the Trump administration Department of Justice that is planning on bringing Julian Assange.
What are the chances of Trump 2020 at this rate?
Trump 2020 is all day, every day.
What are you talking about, baby?
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
Just got home from work.
I'm sitting on my balcony with a good cigar and a bottle of water.
And the ghost show.
Cheers, big man.
Big capitalist daddy.
Happy Monday.
I'm glad for the, I appreciate it, big capitalist daddy.
I really do appreciate it.
And I'm glad that you're chilling on your bunk and you're having a good sea guard.
I appreciate it, Drone Assange.
Shut up, all right?
All right.
Anyway, I do want to simply state that I don't feel that the United States is going to extradite Julian Assange to the United States for prosecution purposes.
From what I've gathered, is that if Julian Assange plays his cards right, meaning that he has information that could basically compromise a lot of different folks,
if he could use that as leverage in potentially working out a deal for himself, which I think is very viable, I think that he could potentially plead guilty on some of these espionage or whatever charges he has against him and be able to basically justify time served being put into that Ecuador embassy for the past seven years.
So, in my personal opinion, I think that Julian Assange has still got a lot of leverage.
He has a lot of secrets.
He knows about a lot of things.
And I think that I hope that the Trump administration utilizes him as an asset as opposed to making him look like an example.
Because I think what Julian Assange has done in all of his work has done a million times better than the best so-called publication of record, such as the Washington Post or the New York Times.
I mean, he just dusts these people.
He dusts these people.
Ghost chokes on a noodle.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Now, in my personal view, folks, I genuinely hope that Julian Assange is freed.
This is a man.
What is this?
Why the hell would you say that, Jackla, that Princess Diana got what she deserved?
What the hell are you talking about?
No one cares about your opinion.
Well, you do.
You just paid three bucks to say you didn't care.
You just paid three bucks to say you didn't care.
So obviously you care, huh?
Obviously, you care.
So why don't you care on these nuts, son of a bitch?
All right, obviously you do care.
And the bottom line is, I think that we need to free Julian Assange.
I think everybody who's out there that is within the hacker troll community, I think everybody should be focusing in on freeing Julian Assange, baby.
All right, Julian Assange, if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't see the type of deep state hidden veil type of situations that he has uncovered.
All right, so free Julian Assange, baby.
And I simply hope that the reason the Trump administration is having him extradited here is to utilize whatever he has as leverage against possibly the enemies of Trump, possibly against Russia, possibly against other state actors.
So once again, free Julian Assange, baby.
All right.
True revolutionary.
Trump Administration Leverage Play00:14:23
Press N if you don't care.
You know what?
Shut up.
All right.
You do care.
You're sitting here with me.
Shut up in the chat room, you asshole.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I don't even need to be here right now for Christ's sake, man.
I don't even need to be here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
We've done Twitter.
Now for chat room.
Jesus, here's the thing.
Tiger Cambo.
Don't check yourself off.
Don't be going, goddamn.
Shout out to my broadcast.
Sliver the Spoony 01.
Tiger Uppercut.
Dyer Griffin, Naggy Gen 7.
Thank you, Goddamn.
I mean, I've been gone for a week, dude.
I've been gone for a week.
And do I have any kind of appreciation for Christ's sake?
Yeah, some.
But for the most part, all I'm getting is a bunch of troll terrorist bastards.
And I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I don't appreciate this, man.
I don't appreciate this one goddamn bit for Christ's sake, all right?
Tight cap to accuse Captain Dessey of Princess Diana's demise for Christ's sake.
Press Y if you care.
Press Y if you care.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I could have taken another day off today.
Do you understand that?
I could have taken another goddamn day off.
Instead, I'm up here.
I mean, you don't understand, man.
I still got fucking diarrhea for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm going to have to take a break and do an ass blast in here just a second, for heaven's sake, man.
Look at that.
At least people are saying why.
Look at the whys up there.
Thank you.
Everybody who pushed Y, thank you for caring, man.
These other sons of bitches that ain't caring, they're a bunch of trash.
And they're lucky they're not in front of me because I'd give them a slap.
All right, I'd give them a goddamn slap.
Ah, Jesus.
That was a bad belch.
My stomach's all messy.
I have bad belches going on.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
I feel like crap, dude.
I'm not even kidding.
I feel like garbage.
Guess we'll have to meme magic your death harder.
Look at this asshole, huh?
I guess we'll have to meme magic your death harder.
Thought you were dead.
Look at this.
Look.
Look at this moron!
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I don't even know why I came back.
I should have taken the day off.
I should have taken another week off.
You know, I should have taken like a spring break type of thing, man.
Because look at, look at you people don't care.
I almost died because of me magic, you pricks.
Do you understand what I'm saying, turkey tits?
I almost died because of fucking spaghetti, man.
And what do you do?
What do you guys do?
You fucking laugh at?
You think it's a goddamn joke, man?
Me slapping sin.
Princess Diana died because ghost forgot to?
Prince.
What a fucking asshole, man.
All right.
Press N if you don't care again.
Yeah, let's slap those ass kissers in the face who pressed Y. Ass kissers for Christ's sake.
They appreciate the commentary.
All right.
They're not ass kissers, you moron.
All right?
And you idiots want me to do a fucking troll show for you?
This is the kind of fucking respect you're giving me?
And you want me to do a troll show?
You gotta be shitting me, man.
almost fucking died last week over some bad spaghetti and you idiots don't even care man all right you know what I'm done for Christ.
And shut up, Captain Autism.
Shut up with your tight cap if you want to ban Captain Desi.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
All right, I'm sick and tired of your autism.
I'm sick and tired of your autistic ass.
Enough.
Good God!
Oh my God.
It's been a while.
Take this as a token of my appreciation.
Thank you, unlisted ninja.
Thanks for streaming again.
It's been a while.
Take this token of my appreciation.
Thank you, unlisted ninja.
At least we got some people that appreciate a little something around here.
Jesus Christ.
I'm belching up the storm for Christ's sake.
Press Y if you care.
The modern ghost troll has no soul and trolls ghost over dumb politics and not actual fun.
Press N to bitch slap ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Should have gone into the light.
Seriously, lost $5 on you being alive.
Look at these idiots.
Look, man.
Drain the main intestine.
I'm going to have to do it, man.
I'm going to have to drain the main intestine for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking.
I've been having to go do some diarrhea here for an hour.
The only thing preventing me from doing so is you got a good clinch going on.
What is this?
Keck Lord, dear all splicers, there is now a recording of ghosts saying type cap to ban Captain Dessey.
You're welcome.
Man, leave Captain Dessey alone, man.
Seriously.
I mean, that's enough of that crap.
All right?
Why don't you just shut up, man?
I need some more freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
I need some more goddamn beer, man.
God damn it, man.
Just bring the mic with you to take a dump.
Are you kidding me, man?
I think that you could get banned for that, dude.
There was some in-real life streamer, one of the CX network, you know, that old, that older dude, what do you call it, Bjorn?
He's from Denmark.
I hear that.
Hey, I'll tell you about that story about Bjorn in a second, but Bjorn, I guess he went, like, he didn't, like, show himself going to the bathroom, but like, you know, he put himself like in, I don't know, I guess there was dark mode, but you could hear the, you could hear all that.
And they, and they, they, they banned him.
They banned him for Christ's sake.
I know I promised a troll show, Jackler.
All right?
I know I got sick, Jackler.
I don't think you fucking understand that.
I got sick.
And here's Keck Lord.
He said type cap to cap back to.
Shut up, Keck Lord, all right?
Nobody asked you.
The game.
Type cap to ban.
Enough of Captain.
Leave Captain Dessey alone for Christ's sake, man.
Try not to pass out on the toilet.
Shut up, J-Man.
What the hell are you talking?
Try not to pass out in the toilet.
Passing out on toilets and crap.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway, the bottom line is this.
What is this?
You go back on your promises.
Being sick isn't an excuse.
It's a fucking excuse.
I almost died because of bad spaghetti.
All right?
Me magic almost killed me for Christ's sake.
All right?
So, excuse the fuck out of me if I didn't have a damn Saturday night troll show this past Saturday.
I was doubled up with a gutache.
Now, this next Saturday, okay?
Ghost should be a ghost.
The power of the shekels kept this greedy ass bitch clinging to life.
What a fucking asshole, man.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I wasn't even thinking about this show.
I wasn't thinking about anything, man.
I mean, I was doubled up with a gutache for Christ's sake, man.
It was coming out of both ends, man.
I was dehydrated, man.
I literally looked like I had gone through the Venezuelan diet.
Of course, it'll be dangerous for me, Ad Harmon.
All right.
Ad Harmon is suggesting that drinking beer while having an upset stomach is dangerous for me.
And he says that I'm playing with death.
I'm playing with death.
Oh, think I give a shit about death for Christ's sake.
You think I'm afraid of death, you dumb prick?
Press S to shit ghost wheelchair.
Yeah, you're grill funny, all right?
I will never let him in.
I don't know who the hell that was for two bucks.
You think I'm afraid of death, you little prick?
I'm not afraid of death.
All right?
my freaking beer big daddy capitalist ever thought about keeping some antibiotics on hand Because I don't want to overdo the antibiotics, dude.
You know what I mean?
Because now people are, their systems have become anti-resistant to antibiotics.
So I don't want to do that.
You know, I mean, I would have eventually did it if, you know, I guess if I was on my deathbed, but I think I was all right.
It's all right.
I hate him so much for two bucks.
He is permanently banned for two bucks.
Real good.
All right.
Real good for Christ's sake.
All right.
Listen, you guys are pissing me off.
All right.
And, you know, this, I'm trying to drink.
It doesn't matter how long I've stopped drinking.
I haven't been drinking in a week, dude.
I'm not even getting a little buzzed off of this crap that I'm drinking here, man.
It's just making me belchy.
There's Tim McCurve.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Don't compare me to Nasrallah.
Tim McCurve.
Don't do not compare me to Nasrallah, the leader of Hezbollah.
All right.
Please do not do that.
Don't ever do that.
Not afraid of death.
Then it goes hand, then it, what does it say?
Then go to it and finish yourself.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I am talking about, of course, for two bucks.
Look, listen to me.
You don't understand, dude.
I am not afraid of death.
All right.
I'm not.
All right.
I don't really care.
What?
You think I want to live forever for Christ's sake?
So what?
So I can see the oppression of man by artificial technology?
I mean, artificial intelligence?
I mean, come on.
Come on.
All right.
Listen, I'm breaking out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and do, where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Where's my goddamn pipe for Christ?
Here it is.
Here's the pipe.
I buy that for a dollar.
Here's Captain Desi, read an angered voice.
All right.
Read an angered voice.
All right.
I'm angry.
All right.
Let me go ahead and go ahead and fucking do this and shit.
And shut up telling me I'm illiterate.
I'm not illiterate, you idiot.
All right.
I just have a problem seeing, all right?
LOL, you almost died.
See this?
LOL, you almost died.
LOL, you almost died.
Are you serious?
I mean, this is what listens to me out here.
This is what listens to me.
I should have died.
You know, this is the kind of crap that listens to me for Christ's sake.
People that want me dead.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, this latest marijuana that I've been getting for Christ's sake, man, it's in like a freaking tube.
It's in like a little tube thing that you would put medication in.
You just kind of squeeze it on the sides and pop it open like that.
Unbelievable, baby.
Unbelievable.
Now, I haven't been smoking much because I've been puking and freaking diarrhea and all that crap.
But I still have cookies OG.
All right.
It's a sativa blend.
Let's go ahead and go ahead and take a big ass button.
Let's break this open here.
And what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and take a hit of this wacky tobacco because, man, the freaking booze, the booze ain't working.
And if it is working, it ain't working fast enough.
Let's put it that way.
All right.
Please shout out my name in an angry voice.
Captain Desi.
All right, great.
All right, great.
All right, what is this?
You're doing some kind of splice.
I don't know.
We got some kind of splicer up there.
Hey, hey, make him say Captain Dessey in a very angry voice.
And then I'm going to splice him.
And it's going to be, it's going to be fun, dude.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be awesome, dude.
You know?
What is this?
Thank you for participating.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew you guys were doing some stupid, ridiculous nonsense.
And for the people in the chat room, no, pod is not legal in Texas.
Okay, the bottom line is I got to go and, you know, I got a connection.
Okay.
I hook it up with the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
All right.
You know, he knows where to get the marijuana, the reefer, you know?
So with that being said, let's go ahead and smoke some of this.
You know, before I smoke, let me chug some beers.
All right.
Let me chug beers like I'm fucking stone cold Steve Austin, gimping my ass to the goddamn ring.
All right.
But up, but on top.
Butt buddies for butt, butt guy.
Yeah, real funny.
Anyway, let me go ahead and do some beer guzzling here.
I should put the stone cold music on, right?
Let's put the stone cold music.
Let's put stone cold Steve Austin.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's do stone cold Steve Austin music here.
Let's do this.
All right.
What?
Did they copyright this?
Am I going to get copyright struck for this?
Stone Cold Steve Austin Theme00:15:29
Is that it?
I'm going to get copyright.
Well, you know what?
Who cares?
You know what it is?
And that's the bottom line because Ghost said so.
For Christ's sake, boys.
You damn right.
You're damn right.
Let's go ahead and start beer guzzling right now.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Ah.
I'm beer guzzling, boys.
I'm beer guzzling like Stone Cold Steve Austin gip into the goddamn ring.
And let me tell you something.
I'll whoop your ass and I'll stop it dry and take a dirty yellow bubble and pitch in it because that's the bottom line.
Yeah.
Ah.
All right.
That's not it.
Turn that shit off.
Turn it off.
Sorry, I had to do it.
All right.
I had to win the, you can't hear the music.
You can't hear the fucking.
They can't even hear the fucking music.
They can't even hear the fucking music, man.
I did that.
They were like, hey, ghost, are you doing that on your own, dude?
I can't hear it, dude.
I can't, dude.
Hey, dude.
What is it?
Y'all can't hear this shit.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Ah!
Yeah!
Can y'all hear that?
Because that's the bottom line.
Y'all can't hear that shit?
What the fuck?
How come nobody can hear this crap?
i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it okay i mean i really don't get I really don't get what's going on here, dude.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Here, how about this?
I can't, I'm literally trying everything I can, and it just doesn't work.
It's just not working at all.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, man.
I don't appreciate one goddamn bit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
What do we do now, aesthetic?
What can we do now?
And Captain Autism saying we can't hear the music.
Man, I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, and I don't like it.
5K Obama PC is shit.
Look, shut up, alright?
Shut your mouth.
It's not the fucking PC.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
How about this?
How about we do this?
Let me try s ⁇ you can't even hear me for Christ's sake.
I muted my fucking self like an idiot.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I don't know what the hell's going on with this crap.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, man.
I don't appreciate this shit.
I don't appreciate this, man.
I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't, man.
I don't.
I just.
I just, I'm tired, man.
I'm so tired.
I know.
Yeah, YouTube is taking a dirty diarrhea dump on me, man.
You know, that's what it's doing.
All right.
It's muted.
I'm not even kidding, man.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
What is this?
Is this meme magic from the dead air troll from a while back?
You know what?
That's a good point, jerkler.
I don't know.
Helen Keller Show.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Real goddamn funny.
Let me tell you something, man.
You know what?
You know what I feel like doing?
My fucking belt.
That's what I feel like doing to OBS right now.
I feel like taking OBS's ass to the fucking woodshed for not working for me.
They'll work for all these fucking pussy ass gamers and all these degenerate in real life streamers, but they won't do it for me, you fucking audio dead.
Yeah, press R for ghost getting ripped off.
I didn't get ripped off.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what you get!
You better start working, stream element!
Yeah!
YAAAH! HUAH!
Fuck!
Take that on your ass!
Take that on your ass!
Take you, goddamn sons of bitches, to the woodshed!
I'll take you, sons of bitches, to the goddamn woodshed, you son of a bitch.
Oh my God.
Harder daddy.
Look at this.
Harder daddy, for Christ's sake.
You sons of bitches, for Christ's sake, man.
And look, people in the chat room are saying I should go to X Split.
OBS sucks a cock with it.
All right, Series, that's what they're telling me in the chat room right now.
You go to X Split.
OBS sucks a cockwid.
Look at this, Jenda Sawyer.
Look at harder.
Please, harder, daddy, harder.
I mean, you guys are sick, macabre assholes.
Look at this.
Good God.
Oh my God.
Look at this crap.
Ghost belt equals 50 shades of hambone.
Spank me hard.
Spank me next master.
This guy's into bondage.
Whip me harder.
Come on, ghost.
I'm clopping to your whipping.
Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
Let me smoke my weed for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
Look at stream elements.
Stream elements.
Oh, yes, daddy.
Spank me harder, daddy.
Oh, my God.
Give it to me, babe.
I mean, I can't believe that.
You know, getting spanked used to be a term of getting punished.
Like, people didn't want to be spanked.
They didn't like it.
You know what I'm saying?
Time to pray, brothers.
Face Mecca and call.
Do you want to call to prayer?
Is that it, Khabib?
You want to call to prayer?
Is it time for a call to prayer?
Huh?
Because the Notre Dame Cathedral has been collapsed?
Huh?
let's go ahead and do it all right ad harman is finally starting to realize that while the notre dame cathedral was being burnt the jerusalem's al-osk mosque is being burnt down at the same time Coincidence?
Coincidence?
I don't know.
The Scatman, hey, ghost, if you can stick a finger in my neg hole.
Ah, jeez.
Shut up, Scatman.
Look at this, the freaking panda.
Well, well, well, ghosty.
We missed you for a week.
What's wrong, ghost?
Did we ass rape you so much that you can't sit down?
Huh?
You have a little bit of a fantasy about that, huh?
Huh?
Are you thinking about me having like a raw rose-butted asshole or something?
Is that what's getting you to sleep at night, you sons of bitches?
Jesus Christ.
You guys are sick, man.
I'm not even jelly this freaking panda over here.
You know, he's waxing his carrot thinking that, you know, ah, yeah, he's got a raw red rose-butted asshole.
And we did it.
Ha ha, yeah.
We did it.
Stupid idiot.
I need another bear for Christ's sake, man.
I need another beer.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ, I just can't get drunk, dude.
All right?
I just can't get drunk.
Fucking can't get drunk enough.
I haven't drank in a week, man.
I haven't drank in two Saturdays.
And I just, you would think that it would like, you know, I don't know, bring down the tolerance or something.
Not, not even.
Not even for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Windows is updating right now?
Windows is updating right now for Christ's sake.
Fucking wind blows.
Can you fuck off?
I'm tired of wind blows, man.
Freaking wind blows.
It's freaking updating right now, man.
Jesus Christ.
i need another beer all right Let's go ahead and smoke some wacky tobacco, all right?
Where's my toilet paper roller?
Here it is.
And for those that don't know, what I do is I blow out the smoke in a toilet paper roll that has some fabric softeners at the front of it so that it can masquerade that really strong, pungent marijuana smoke.
And it really works, folks.
It works.
Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
Thano says the likes and dislikes are perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Why are you all disliking my shows, dude?
That's not funny at all.
I mean, seriously, I'm out here.
I'm doing all.
I really shouldn't even be doing this broadcast right now.
I'm not even joking.
I feel like ass blasting right now.
Luckily, I'm clinching pretty hard, so everything's staying in pretty tightly.
I'm sure that if I take a break and go to the bathroom, it's going to look like a bad Jackson Pollock painting on the goddamn shit stall over there.
So, I mean, I'm just saying, man, can't you people just have a little bit of appreciation that I'm here and that I'm doing the broadcast and that I'm doing the show here with you guys, man?
I really don't feel good right now, man.
All right, I'm not, I mean, I'm 25 pounds lighter.
All right?
I freaking got Hershey squirts over here, man.
I'm not even joking.
Fucking old mudbutton.
You people don't even give a crap.
All right, look, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and take a smoke.
All right.
And after I take this smoke and stuff, I'm going to do some chat room shout-outs.
And what is this?
Cheap-ass ghost.
Should have gotten a Mac.
My computer's 10 years old and still runs better and faster than your brand new piece of crap.
Are you joking?
Are you kidding me, man?
I'm not even kidding.
I'm about to get a VR setup, although I've got Johnny Ballerfic over here suggesting that I should wait a month.
But I'm not even joking, man.
These VR games look badass.
They look awesome.
And I think that's where I want to start gaming, man.
I want to start gaming some of these badass fucking virtual reality games, for Christ's sake.
Have y'all seen that virtual reality scary game called Silent Hill?
I mean, I want fucking scary ass games like that.
I want stuff that's going to, you know, get me active.
You know what I mean?
Instead of being sitting on a chair, I'm not even kidding around.
Yeah, I want to create my own bar.
Just imagine you could be able to come to the ghost bar and everybody's kicking back and everybody can listen to the broadcast like you're just chilling in at the bar with me for Christ's sake.
It'd be great.
It's time to get in with the now, baby.
It's time to get in with the now.
Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and take this first hit of the Tetrahydrocanevinol for Christ's sake.
What is this?
The Hunch Ghost of Notre Dame.
Yo, I heard your home got burnt down.
I got you, baby.
Shut up, idiot, all right?
And by the way, just like Art Hammond was suggesting, I bet y'all didn't even know that the Al-Ask Mosque in Jerusalem was burning down at the same time, huh?
Fix your audio first before getting VR fixed.
Fix your Obama audio problems, you cheap-ass boomer.
Go fucking shove it up your ass, all right?
It's the OBS system, all right?
And I'm gonna do something about it.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I want to be honest with you, I got the stream elements version of OBS, so maybe that has something to do with it.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
I don't, you know.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and smoke some of this, all right?
And for you all that are out here hating on me because I'm, you know, I have a little bit of a smoking habit at this point in time, it's legal in states now, all right?
It's just not legal in Texas because, I don't know, Texas, I don't know, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a smoke.
And I hope everybody out there is chilling with me on this Monday, Monday.
It's time to smoke some of this grass, this reefer, this chronic, this marijuana, huh?
This, this poo smoke.
That's it.
You've got to let it hit the brain, baby.
Ah, shit.
Oh, man.
Oh my god.
I got to blow my nose now, man.
I appreciate it, Jack.
Jackler's asking, Ghost, with all this money, I don't have all this money, dude.
Give me a break.
All right.
I'm not making ice poseiding money here.
All right.
But anyway, with all this money, can you fund the next emoji movie?
Why the fuck would I want to fund the emoji movie?
And a more serious news, yeah, OBS Live isn't that great.
It's a gimmick.
Global Warming Debate Rant00:14:43
But that's all a gimmick is.
What is this?
Choke on that dick ghost.
Keep deep-throating that three-inch wet willy.
Shut up.
All right, just shut up already, man.
And shut up in the chat room with this Jew nose crap.
All right.
I don't appreciate that.
That's racist, and I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
All right.
Somebody's asking me, why do I like Jews?
Well, I don't dislike Jews.
I'm not a racist.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Jewish.
Okay.
I was privy to go to a Jewish funeral.
And it was one of the most amazing things I've ever been to in my life.
Because traditionally, when you go to a funeral, everybody's all somber.
Everybody's crying.
Everybody's, you know, it's, you know, nobody likes that shit.
Nobody wants to go to funerals.
Not at a Jewish funeral.
These guys, they had a setup.
They were serving brisket.
You know, they had a booze area.
You know, everybody was talking business.
You know, the freaking panda.
Why does ghost have a big nose?
Because air is free.
Because air is free.
Anyway, they were talking business.
Everybody, it was great.
All right.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
It was great, man.
Everybody gathered around.
They were talking about the deceased, you know, good things about it.
They were celebrating his life.
It was pretty good.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, my experiences with Jews have not been negative.
You know, I know a lot of you people, for whatever reason, you want to blame Jews for everything from the reason why you're a pathetically anal loser, to the reason why you didn't get a promotion at your job to the reason why you're poor or the reason why you're ugly, you're fat, whatever the hell it is.
I mean, my experiences with Jews have been very, very square, if you want my opinion.
Everything's been cool.
All right.
Now, if you want my view, do I agree that there are certain nepotistic ways within certain industries that are dominated by Jews?
Sure.
But, you know, to justify that as a means to say that Jews are bad people and they're doing this and there's a nefarious conspiracy.
Come on, for Christ's sake, what is this?
The freaking panda.
Why did ghosts wander around for the desert for so many years?
Because someone lost a quarter?
You see, it's shit like that.
All right?
It's garbage like that, man.
These guys are just racist, dude.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, enough of all this stuff.
All right.
I mean, you guys, just stop being racist, man.
All right.
I mean, come on, man.
Now, look, I could say the same thing for Muslims, okay?
Now, to be completely honest with you, my experience with Muslims hasn't been totally negative either.
I mean, believe it or not, many Muslims are in the business community in many local municipalities, and many of them belong to their Chamber of Commerce, etc.
And, you know, a lot of these guys that are Muslim, they tend to be business owners.
They tend to be very fair and square in business.
I mean, yeah, of course, we have, unfortunately, the majority of terrorist acts being committed by Muslims, but I'm not defining Muslims based upon the fact that, you know, they have a propensity for terrorism.
I judge them based upon, you know, what happens when I come across them.
You know, and many of them are decent, you know, capitalist people.
You know, if you're capitalists and you play by the rules, everything's all good.
I don't understand why everybody always has to hate people, have to hate everybody, man.
You got to hate this, hate that.
I mean, you want to be critical of something.
I understand.
But don't be hating on anything, man.
Life's too short to be hating on shit, man.
You know, it's too short.
I almost died fucking with a bad bowl of spaghetti.
Okay, so come on.
Life's too short to be hating.
Now, don't get me wrong.
Let's say you're one of these people that say, you know, the Jews, this Jewish man robbed my whatever.
I don't know.
You think that, you know, because you're in competition with them in business, they were able to muscle you out of the market and you hate them or whatever.
That's your problem, dude.
I'm just simply stating, man, there's no, everything, everything's all good.
All right.
There's no reason to hate on anybody.
All right.
Now, if you don't like a group of people, then you have the right in this country to not like a group of people.
But you have to not like them and be able to substantiate that with some level of substance so that anybody who happens to be looking at you from a third party can either sympathize, empathize, or understand.
I'm just saying, baby.
I'm just saying.
All right.
What is this?
Notre Dame in Fuego.
It was an accident.
Is that what they're saying?
The Notre Dame fires where it was an accident.
Well, if you believe that, you're an idiot.
Edgy, bra.
Even Jesus criticized Jews and the actions of Jews.
Jesus supposedly couldn't commit any sins.
Well, I don't know.
You know, we don't know who Jesus was until he was 30.
So just, you know, keep that in mind.
The freaking panda.
How many Jews ghosts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four.
One to convince the others to do it.
A second to donate the bulb.
A third to screw it in.
And a fourth to make a speech saying the entire Jewish people stands behind the new light bulb.
That's horrible.
That's just fucked up, dude.
You see what I'm saying?
I mean, why is that even necessary, the freaking panda?
I mean, seriously, why is that even freaking necessary, dude?
Jesus Christ.
I'm just saying, I'm just...
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Uh-oh, look, look, even people in the chat room.
In the Bible, the Jews are literally called the synagogue of Satan.
Where does it say synagogue of Satan in the Bible, you idiot?
It doesn't say that in the fucking Bible, you moron.
The synagogue of Satan was a book written by some Muslim or some shit.
What are you talking about?
It literally said that in the Bible.
And then you wonder why it's so easy to mesmerize you people?
Give me a break.
All they have to do is suggest something to you on the television.
You'll believe it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not even joking.
You know, I mean, what did the Satanist Marilyn Manson say?
God is in the TV.
I mean, if they say it on TV, you people will believe it and you will never take your mind away from it.
It's that simple.
The engineer, have you heard about the new German microwave?
It's got 10 seats inside.
Oh, shut the fuck up, man.
Enough of that kind of crap.
Good God.
And look at this.
They're saying, yes, it is.
It's in the Bible.
Revelation 2, 9, 3, 9.
It says synagogue of Satan.
It says synagogue of Satan in the Bible.
Is that what it says?
Synagogue of Sponge Lord.
Add you on Snapchat.
Who does Snapchat anymore, dude?
I mean, Jesus Christ, 2012 called.
You know, they want their fucking new social media back.
I mean, fucking Snapchat.
Anyway, Synagogue of Satan.
I mean, that's what they say.
What is this?
Neil deGrossi Tyson.
Here's this, idiot.
You believe in flat Earth.
How are you going to try to sound smart on here, idiot?
I don't believe in the flat earth.
I just don't believe what the fuck NASA's telling us.
All right.
That's all I'm simply stating.
All right.
I'm not saying I believe in flat Earth.
I just don't believe in what some fucking ex-Nazi who created NASA.
As a matter of fact, why don't you take a look at what NASA means in Hebrew since you so are your soul since y'all are so obsessed with Jewish things?
Why don't you take a look at what NASA means in Hebrew?
It means to deceive, you idiot.
And not to mention Warner von Braun, the rocket man of Hitler, Hitler's rocket man.
He's the guy who created NASA.
So, you know, I just, I don't believe anything NASA puts out because it's a bunch of crap.
All right.
It's just a bunch of crap.
I'm sorry.
You can sit here and show me those goddamn moon landings.
And you know what I'm going to say?
Nothing but Nevada.
That's what I'm going to say.
That's what I'm going to say.
I don't give a shit what you say.
I mean, nothing but Nevada, the goddamn moon landings.
And I'm tired of hearing about all these people that, oh, yeah, we went to the moon, dude.
We were out there, went to the moon, and we sent astronauts out there with dune buggies and golf clubs, and they were playing golf on the moon.
And yang.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Anyway, I'm just simply stating.
Look, I don't believe the earth is flat.
I mean, I don't know.
All right, but I can tell you this.
Whatever NASA's trying to shove down her hole is a bunch of crap.
Speaking of shoving down her holes, did you see what they tried to shove down our throats?
That was, look, we're going to unveil the first black hole ever fucking photographed or whatever the fuck they said.
I thought they already did that.
Do y'all remember that?
Y'all remember the first black hole they tried to show us?
It looked like a fucking hole in a goddamn plastic garbage bag, you know, with glitter on it and shit.
Y'all remember that first black hole?
And oh, here we go.
Now, all of a sudden, remember this, this happened last week.
Oh, we're going to get the photograph of the first black hole.
And it's a fucking like cat's eye or some shit.
It's a fucking cat's eye.
And we're so, oh, look, it's the photographed black hole.
Oh.
Donald Trump, why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz?
The fair was free.
Just shut up.
All right.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
Just shut up.
I'm just simply stating, man.
I mean, and yeah, by the way, holding capitalists in the chat room, you just beat me to it.
Then they tried to claim that it was some like broad that happens to be interning for some, I don't know, a couple of scientists or something.
You know what I mean?
Like she's credited as being the broad to look, there it is.
There's the black hole.
There it is.
It's a fucking cat's eye.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
I mean, cut.
We're supposed to be believing this shit.
We're supposed to be believing this garbage.
Oh, God.
Give me a break.
I'm not even joking, man.
Give me a break.
I'm not even kidding.
You people believe NASA, you're idiots.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
You're a bunch of morons.
Telling you.
And look, hey, hey, all you people that are out here, look at Ghost.
He actually doesn't believe it.
He's a moron.
KGB revolver thoughts on global warming?
Legit threat or government hoax?
Government fucking hoax.
You know, I've been saying this ever since I started this broadcast back in 2008.
You know what?
Global warming, climate change, or whatever the hell they're trying to shove down your throat as the term of the moment.
You know what they're trying to do?
They are trying to tax you, and I'm talking about every human being on this planet for breathing.
They are trying to tax you all for breathing.
I mean, I remember back when I was in elementary school a long, long time ago, they used to tell us right when we were in goddamn elementary school that what we breathed out, CO2, carbon dioxide, what we breathe out is what plants and trees breathe in.
All right?
The poison didn't work.
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
Seriously, now under this new conspiracy of climate change, global warming, under this umbrella, all of a sudden, CO2 is an enemy, and CO2 is what's causing all this crap.
If CO2 is so bad for the world, then why are the same people, Bill Gates and all these fucking billionaires who have caused the destruction of the ecosystems all over the world?
How come they're telling us now that CO2 is such a bad thing when they're the ones chopping down the rainforest in fucking Brazil?
When they're the ones chopping down massive amounts of trees to make a parking lot for a fucking Walmart.
I mean, seriously, it doesn't make sense.
It's pathetic.
It's stupid.
And if you're going to believe it, then you're a moron.
You're a complete and utter idiot.
You know, that there are other sciences that everybody just doesn't, you know, they don't even acknowledge.
One of which I haven't been able to hear you for the past hour.
Are you talking to yourself?
Yeah, shut up, you idiot.
You can goddamn hear me.
And I took a couple of classes of this a long time ago at UT.
It was geology.
And geology, believe it or not, through the geological digs, typically within oil rigs, because that's where geologists basically make their money is through oil, the oil industry.
The oil rigs that go and drill miles below the earth, what they do is they bring up this massive amount of compacted sediment.
And when they bring up this sediment in an attempt to try to dig holes in the earth for oil, Hank Hill, go get ghost, you ghiblet head.
We live in Texas.
It's already 110 in the summer.
All right, shut up, idiot.
Science As An Absolute Tool00:05:24
I'm trying to talk here.
Zappy, if it wasn't for the first black hole photograph, it was the first observable event horizon around the black hole, you stupid, bumbling, illiterate boomer.
Wait a minute.
The first observable event horizon around a black hole?
Did you hear what kind of fucking mumbo jumbo bullshit you just shoved down your hole?
Oh, just God, man, you people are such idiots, dude.
I'm telling you, man.
You're the same people that think Elon Musk is some fucking badass mad scientist when all he did was create PayPal.
You know, this guy created PayPal.
All of a sudden, he's Nikola Tesla.
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
You people are idiots.
All right.
Anyway, I forgot what I was saying because this jerk off over here deviated my goddamn mental fucking capacity here.
All right.
But I'm just simply stating, man, I'm not, I don't believe any of these stupid, dumb scientists.
As a matter of fact, if we take a look at science itself, take a look at the forefathers of science.
I'm talking about Descartes, Descartes.
I'm talking about Newton, Galileo.
These folks didn't create science to end debates.
They created it to expand upon the certainty of debates and to be able to try to get closer to God.
That's what they did.
That's why they created science.
And now the institution of science.
Yeah, Ghost, you're an idiot.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Now the institution of science is trying to suggest to us that science can end, that there is an end debate to all scientific inquiry.
And that's not what science was about.
Descartes, for you idiots that don't know, he's the guy who invented and created the scientific method.
And now they're trying to use science as an absolute.
Hence, with this stupid, dumbass, ridiculous concept of global warming.
I mean, you've got assholes like this stupid, dumb moron, Bill Nye, the science guy, who's not even a scientist, trying to claim that people should be put in jail.
He said this.
You can look this up.
People should be put in jail if they are climate change deniers.
That climate change deniers should be thrown in jail.
This is where we're going.
This is not what science intended for science to do.
Science is a never-ending inquiry.
There is no settled science.
There is no settled science.
There's always investigation.
There's always questioning.
Whenever somebody is trying to say that there is no more debate beyond this point, they are trying to stop the expansion of investigation.
They're trying to stop the scientific inquiry.
So give me a fucking break.
You people are idiots.
It was the theoretical composite representation based off of an algorithm, you goddamn idiots.
That's why they are praising the broad to shield themselves from the shit science that they call detractor sexist.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Once again, it was a theoretical composite representation of the black hole based off an algorithm, you morons.
Thank you, you people are idiots.
And fake Jackler, what the hell do you say?
I wouldn't call other people dumbasses when you almost died on a plate of spaghetti.
Fuck you, you asshole, all right?
Shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid mouth.
I'm just simply stating, man, I mean, I'm all for science, but you can't stop science.
You can't say that this science has ended.
There's no more after this.
There should be always investigations, always inquiry.
That's what science was about.
There wasn't no defined science.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, why are you calling me the idiot?
Why are you calling me the idiot for Christ's sake?
I mean, the institution of science itself is becoming the new religion.
My firmament, I'm not a fucking flat earther, you idiot.
All right.
I'm not a flat earther, but I can tell you this.
I don't believe what the hell NASA's telling me.
All right.
I don't believe what the hell NASA's telling me.
You people can believe it.
I'm not going to believe it.
You people are morons.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying you people can sit here and think that you're so much smarter.
And that's the point.
That's the point.
You know, when you people think that you're smarter than me because, you know, some stupid lecturer at a fucking stupid institution that you overpaid for gave you the information that you know.
And because this canonization of institutional education makes you believe that you are above other people because you attended it is the reason why you're questioning me when the idea of science was to question all the time.
Grunge Music And Boomer Culture00:07:13
Now, I'm going to tell you guys something.
All right.
Let me go ahead.
Can y'all hear this?
Let me see.
Can y'all hear this crap?
Hold on.
Was it NASA?
Is NASA a breakaway government?
Because that's what fucking Jones claims.
I don't think that NASA is a breakaway government.
I do believe, though, that it is the institution that can sway massive amounts of people beyond a country basis.
And it is a tool for globalism.
It's obvious.
But let me just give you an example here.
Let me go ahead and let me put my computer screen on the screen here.
All right.
Y'all see that?
Here, let me move this over here.
All right.
Y'all see all this here?
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to play what y'all are about to look at is the actual footage that China showed its own people when it landed on the moon.
I want you all to show this.
Look, this is the telegraph.
This is the telegraph.
This is what they showed when China landed on the moon.
Go ahead and play it.
I don't know if y'all can hear it because I don't know what the hell's going on anymore.
Look, there it is.
There's China right there.
Look at that.
There it is.
Oh, my God.
That's what they showed the Chinese people.
That's what they showed the Chinese people when it came to the moon landing, China's first moonlight.
Look at this.
Huh?
Doesn't that look great?
That looks great.
Look at this.
The mission marks the latest step in the country's ambitious space program.
Look at this.
This is what they showed the fucking people in China.
How come we never were privy to this in the United States?
Because we would laugh our ass off.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
And look, they believe it.
Look at this.
They're clapping.
They're clapping.
They go, oh, yeah, we did it.
We'll put the fuck out of my fucking on the moon.
We put it on the moon.
We put it on the moon.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Take it off for Christ's sake.
It off.
I mean, I'm just, I'm just simply stating, all right?
I'm just simply stating.
For Christ's sake, I'm just simply stating.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And people are asking me, do I watch the meat puppets?
Dude, bro, that fucking grunge music, dude.
All right.
It's grunge music.
Fucking meat puppets, Sonic Youth, dude.
I mean, you don't know nothing about that.
Anyway, listen, the point I'm trying to make is that that right there is what it's all about.
That's what it's all about, man.
All right.
That's space right there.
that's the moon landing for china and we're just no you're you're lying ghost NASA knows everything.
We've done this and we've been in the moon and stupid morons.
And shut up.
I don't have any ad blocker, you idiot.
All right.
I don't need goddamn ad blocker.
I'm just simply stating, man.
I don't believe what NASA says.
I mean, they're just, they're a money-making scheme.
I mean, just look at all the money they've burnt on these so-called missions.
It's a bunch of crap.
Play some meat puppets.
Listen, don't worry about what I listen to in my own personal life.
All right.
I mean, I just fucking like grunge music.
All right.
I like a little Nirvana.
All right.
I like Allison Chains.
I like Stone Temple Pilots.
Soundgarden.
You know, the meat puppets.
Sonic Youth, dude.
You know?
So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another hit of this smoke here.
They got a gotta hold it and let it bring the way.
And by the way, I mean, so what if I like the meat puppets, dude?
I mean, you know, come on, man.
Nice to hear your voice.
Did you talk about Assange?
So I'll listen to the replay later.
I tried to talk about Julian Assange, but of course, we got all these butt monkeys in the damn chat room thinking that it's a damn joke, even though Julian Assange is a digital revolutionary.
And I think that we need to free Julian Assange all day, baby.
All right.
Free Julian Assange all day.
All right.
And Troy Eldridge, fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Because I like, look, I'm musically gifted.
You don't understand, man.
I mean, I have a very expansive perspective on music.
And it's not just the fact that I like the tune.
I aesthetically dissect every instrument and vocals and understand why I like the music.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, somebody was making fun of me that I had a fucking meat puppet suggestion.
I like the meat puppets.
All right.
I like the meat puppets.
I like freaking Nirvana.
I like, you know, Soundgarden.
I like grunge.
You know, grunge music was the last significant musical movement in American history, for heaven's sake.
I mean, unless you want to count the boy band shit that happened in the late 90s.
Backstreets, Bat.
Unless you want to count that crap.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I mean, you know, play some 90s.
To be honest with you, I don't think the 90s was the best decade.
If you want my opinion, I think the 80s were the best decade.
Ghost is Anthony Fontano.
Anthony Fontano.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's what I'm saying.
You guys can hate me all you want, man.
I'm just saying that, you know, the last significant musical movement of America was the grunge movement, man.
All right.
It is what it is.
It's badass.
It's not boomer music, all right?
That's more.
I guess it could be boomer music, man.
Boomers, they've always been in tune with things.
I'm telling you, man, you guys can hate boomers all you want to, but they identified that they wanted to be independent.
They were very self-aware at 18 years old, and they realized that they wanted to be independent.
They wanted to be their own person.
And that's why the boomers are still around, bro.
I mean, take a look at our government.
Everybody who is in charge of anything in our government is over 70 years old.
So I'm just saying, my baby, I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
Peter Selena Song Critique00:08:43
How can you not count rap?
Because rap is a fucking disgusting scourge on our fucking social institutions.
That's why ghosts like Selena.
Ghost dances to the Tex-Mex Queen.
I don't dislike Selena.
I think she had a nice fat ass.
You know, and I like fat asses.
You know, I mean, she looked, you know, she was a hot Latin spitball.
But I mean, I don't know if I'd be dancing to it for Christ's sake.
I don't know if I'm going to do the, you know, the Kumbia or whatever the hell that they fucking do.
I don't do that.
But I think Selena was a little overrated.
Now, granted, even though Selena was a little overrated, I'm glad that she went down in history as who she was.
The problem I have, though, is if you want my opinion, this is my opinion, okay?
I believe Selena's parents purposely had her killed.
Now, I'm not saying that they staged the whole Yolanda Saldivar event and, you know, all this other nonsense, but you can read the reports.
It says it very vividly that Selena basically took a shot to the shoulder.
She took a shot to the shoulder.
And as a result, when she was in the hospital, she needed to have blood transfusions, you know, to keep her alive.
She needed to have these types of things.
And because Selena's parents, Abraham Kintania and, you know, his wife, they decided that they were Jehovah's Witnesses.
All right.
Selena was sexy.
That fat ass made my spring a boner every time.
All right, we get it.
But no, listen to me.
I'm simply stating that because of their supposed Jehovah's Witness holy perspective, they told the folks that were in the hospital not to do anything to Selena that was outside the belief system of the Jehovah's Witness practice.
And that included giving her a transplant of blood so that they could keep her alive, etc.
Now, if you take a look at who has benefited from Selena the most, besides Jennifer Lopez, is her parents, Abraham Quintanilla, and, you know, those people.
And you want to know why?
Let's just be honest.
This is my opinion, okay?
So just in case the Quintanilla family wants to be a bunch of jerk dicks and come at me with a lawsuit because I'm telling my opinion.
It's my opinion, okay?
But aside from that, okay, the reason they didn't want her to have the blood transfusion and allow her to die on the operating table, supposedly because of some Jehovah's Witness, okay, practices, because supposedly when you're Jehovah's Witness, you can't fucking, you know, You don't use traditional science to save yourself.
You pray to Judge Aboba or whoever, and that's supposed to help you.
Well, remember that Selena was very close and ran away with her guitarist, Chris Perez.
Y'all remember Chris Perez?
He was the guitarist.
You know, I mean, I want to be honest, Chris Perez was a dope.
He was an idiot.
You know, he barely knew how to spoke, and he was a moron.
I mean, look, I'm sorry.
I know many people out there that love the Salinas.
I love the Salinas and all that shit.
I know that y'all are like, no, no, Chris, he was a good boy.
He was an idiot.
All right.
He was a complete fucking idiot.
And remember, she ran away with this idiot.
Even if you just watched the movie Selena, she ran away with this idiot for a week.
And then the father wasn't very happy about it.
It's like, oh, goddamn, you know, Peter Selena and all this shit.
But they ended up selling it out.
And she was just about to get married to old Chris Perez, and she died.
And who gets all the music and all the intellectual property and everything of Selena?
Nothing but her family.
Huh?
So I'm just simply stating, man, I'm sorry.
I had to say it.
I had to say it.
I'm sorry.
All right.
People are saying I'm lying because I'm not.
How am I lying?
How am I lying?
I mean, they did not allow Selena to have any kind of blood transfusions or anything of that nature.
It was the fucking parents' fault.
She died on the operating table on a very easily wound that could have, that it could have, she could have been saved.
And she ran away with Chris Perez, man, like two months, three months before she was killed.
She ran away with Chris Perez.
And everybody in the family hated Chris Perez because be honest with me, Chris Perez was an idiot.
I mean, I mean, look, if I was Selena's father, I'd be like, look, this guy's a fucking moron.
All right.
I mean, come on.
What are you doing, Selena?
You know, I mean, you want to go fucking hook it up with somebody that's worth a shit.
You know, why don't you go, you know, say, why don't you go?
Why don't you go hook it up with a fucking Fernando Venezuela or some shit?
You know, why don't you do something?
And, you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, look, you people can say I'm lying.
It's my opinion.
All right.
You can do whatever you want.
I don't really care.
But anyway, we got in this conversation because you people in the chat room are claiming that I like Selena's.
And look, I like a couple of her songs.
I mean, what was the song I liked of hers?
I don't even know what they are.
I don't even speak Mexican, dude.
I can't even, I don't even remember the fucking song name.
The one where she sounds more mariachi.
I like mariachi music.
I'll be honest with you.
I like mariachi.
Y'all ever heard mariachis?
You know, those fucking people that come to your table when you're eating a taco at a Mexican restaurant and they're like, you know, hey, you know, you get a fucking $10, I'll give you a fucking, you know, those guys.
I like mariachi music.
But it's the one where she sounds like, you know, she's singing to mariachi music.
I don't know what it is.
Anyway, the reason I've gone on and on about this is because I was trying to emphasize to you folks that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I have a very expansive music catalog, so to speak.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
Sing bitty bam bam.
Or oh, biddy bitty bomb bomb.
Are you talking about bitty bomb bomb?
That was a fucking stupid song.
That was a ridiculous song for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Look, that's enough about Selena's.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I think Selena's death brought us J-Lo.
And look, J-Lo, she's a Puerto Rican slut bag.
Let's be honest.
I mean, do y'all remember when Sug Night, y'all remember this?
Suge Knight, right after he got out of jail, J-Lo was all big with Puffy and shit and P. Diddy.
And y'all know the history supposedly between Suge Knight and Puffy, East Coast, West Coast, whatever the hell.
Anyway, Suge Knight threatened to release a video of J-Lo getting gangbanged by a bunch of death row records folks.
And Jennifer Lopez, through, I don't know how many lawyers and money put a court order gag order on Suge stating that if that fucking video had been released, that Suge would go back to prison.
So, you know, I mean, you know, hey, you know, I don't hate on J-Lo.
Look, you know, she's a Puerto Rican, you know, slut bag.
Let's be honest.
She's been around, you know.
I mean, Alex Rodriguez needs to know that, you know, that big rock that you're throwing on that broad's finger is way too much to be paying for that used up pumpkin pie looking hole.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I mean, she's a hot broad.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, she's like 50.
She's got the fat ass still.
Her stomach's flat.
I'll give her her credit, man.
She looks hot, but he's a fucking whore, man.
A fucking dirty, loose, loosey, slut bag and whore for Christ's sake.
And I wouldn't touch that with Caitlin Jenner Schlong.
So, anyway, I like J-Lo.
I want to be honest.
I'm not hating on J-Lo.
I like J-Lo.
I think she's a hard worker.
But, you know, she's, you know, stupid slut, just stupid slut bag.
I mean, look at the people that she married for Christ's sake.
Her first husband, what?
She fucking divorces him, but he's her manager.
You know, the second husband is a fucking, I don't know.
Remember, she married her dancer.
And then, like, she's like, well, man, I need somebody with money.
Tupperware Spaghetti Incident00:09:42
I need to get some kids.
I need to get some money.
She went with Mark Anthony.
I don't know if y'all remember Mark Anthony, even though you haven't seen him in like movies.
And he's been in a few movies that I like.
But either way, he makes his money in South America.
And this guy's like some Mexican singer from South America.
Makes a lot.
Makes a lot of money.
So, you know, J-Lo hooks up with that.
She gets tired of that, gets a few kids out of them.
You know, who knows?
You know, whatever.
And now she's playing the field with old A-Rod over here.
And I don't blame J-Lo, man.
You know how much A-Rod has made, dude, in his stupid baseball career just in his own fucking, like his baseball contracts.
This dude's made over like $550 million in baseball contracts alone.
Jesus.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be going into all this.
I'm sorry.
I'm drunk.
I'm high a little bit.
You know, I'm just, I'm just giving y'all a 4-1-1.
Y'all are wanting to talk about this.
Y'all got me talking about this.
So I'm just saying, oh, look, I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying that no one cares.
You care.
Are you kidding me?
You guys care.
All right.
I know you care.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
This is the longest I've ever gone here in the past week, week and a half or so that I, you know, without having to go and use a restroom.
For you, for all those that don't know, man, I was out last week with a freaking case of food poisoning because of some bad spaghetti.
And I don't think it was the bad spaghetti.
I want to be honest with you.
I think that, you know, fucking Tupperware.
This is why I hate Tupperware.
You know what I mean?
You know, there's always some schmuck in your family that's like with Amway or some shit like that.
And you know that they're down in their dumps and they're fucking losers and shit.
But, you know, you got to buy something from them because you want to encourage them to not be a loser, you know?
So, you know, I'm fucking bought.
I bought Tupperware from this fucking people.
And, you know, just I'm just saying, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just saying.
I think that's what it is.
I think that's what happened.
I think it's the Tupperware.
There's bad Tupperware in there or something of that nature.
And it's just, that's what I believe happened.
You know, because Mrs. Ghost just put it in Tupperware and that was it.
That was the only difference for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Notre Dame Infuego, bad meme, magic, spaghetti.
We win.
Listen, you don't win nothing.
Jesus Christ in my gut.
You don't win nothing, okay?
I'm still here, and I'm still doing a broadcast here, and I'm not letting you fucking troll terrorists win.
All right.
And people saying it's Mrs. Ghost's fault.
And listen, it may have been her fault.
All right.
I gave her crap about it.
Believe me.
She's fucking feeling horrible about it.
All right.
Believe me.
I fucking made sure.
I'm sorry.
I made sure that it was her fault that I was fucking dying.
Believe me.
She fucking understands that.
All right.
I mean, I'm just saying.
All right.
So anyway, we're not having spaghetti ever again.
I'm never eating spaghetti again.
You know, the last time, I think I was alluding to this earlier.
The last time I had food poisoning, it was another plate of spaghetti.
You know, and I'm going to tell you, honestly, God's truth, okay?
I was at a fucking olive garden.
I'm at a fucking olive garden.
And the only reason I was there was because we were meeting other folks there.
Whatever.
I get a plate of spaghetti, okay?
And then right after the spaghetti, the same shit, the same garbage happened to me, man.
The same thing.
The only difference is this time around, the stomach pain felt worse.
The stomach pain felt fucking worse.
It was the most horrible thing I've ever felt in my life.
That was horrible stomach pain, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Anyway, both times I've been fucking food poisoned the past 20 years, spaghetti.
Goddamn spaghetti, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let me smoke it.
Shut up in the chat room.
All right.
I'll do what I want to.
It's my goddamn show.
So sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
You son of a bitch.
You've been making a fucking mockery of my damn broadcast up until this point.
You're lucky I'm even still here.
Maybe it's from the bad salads.
I don't have bad salads.
What are you talking about?
I don't have bad salad.
Oh, you're talking about olive garden salad.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
I think it was the fucking.
I think it was a spaghetti, if you want my opinion.
I think it was a spaghetti.
To cure stomach ache, go to cure in survival viewer and take some digestive medicine.
Look, I took some digestive medicine.
As a matter of fact, I took some garbage because I don't like taking any kind of chemical-induced crap.
So Mrs. Ghost, she was like, take some ammonium, take some peptobin.
I was like, fuck that shit.
I'm not taking that crap.
So she found this garbage that like they give to people in India because, you know, in India, fucking, they're dying of food poisoning out there.
So it's like this like concoction that you take.
It was actually pretty good.
I forgot what you called it.
It's not here.
You know, it's in the other room, but it actually works.
And I don't like Pepto-Bismol.
It makes me want to throw up.
All right?
It makes me want to throw up.
Was your poop green?
No, it wasn't green, dude.
All right.
Are you kidding me?
It was.
I don't want to fucking tell you what it is for Christ's sake, man.
It was gross and it was disgusting.
All right.
It was a goddamn spaghetti.
Listen, I haven't even talked to the inner circle, dude, since like last Saturday.
Not this past, last Saturday.
I'll you close.
When can we get your salad recipe?
If we still want it, I'm here and I'm ready to buy the ingredients immediately.
Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
Look, I just got back.
We'll think about it, all right?
You know, because that's my personal salad.
You know, it's like my personal ingredients, my personal salad.
You know, the freaking salad dressing that I put over it, it's homemade.
Everything's homemade, dude.
All right?
That's fucked up, dude.
Dark me, magician girl.
That's fucked up.
What color was your...
Shut your mouth.
I don't want to fucking talk about my escrament for Christ's sake.
Don't worry about it.
You're lucky I'm here.
I've been here.
Fuck it.
I've been here for three hours and 15 minutes.
Are you joking?
I'm telling you, where does the fucking time go, dude?
Where does the time go?
What is it, man?
What is this crap?
Good God.
I can't believe I've been on here for this long, man.
Where does the time go?
Where does the time go, man?
I just did the markets a while back there, Mario Karts.
Unfortunately, you have text-to-speech and Jackler trying to screw up my broadcast.
And I'm not smoking meth, dude.
Shut up.
I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol, sativa strain, medical grade, cookies OG, all right?
And by the way, I'm sorry about the text-to-speech.
I'm trying to acknowledge all text-to-speeches.
And, you know, I don't know.
We're going to figure out what's wrong with OBS, dude.
Edgy, bra.
There are 44 seals of Solomon.
The 33rd seal is the sun seal.
On that seal, it says, behold his face and form, through whom all things were made and whom all obey.
Ghost, isn't it weird that Lucifer is on that seal?
Horns and everything.
No, it doesn't surprise me.
It doesn't surprise me one bit because it even says in the Bible that this world belongs to Lucifer.
Can I buy your sick poop?
Shut up.
All right, asshole.
Just shut up for Christ's sake.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I've been on for three hours and 17 goddamn minutes for Christ's sake.
I need more beer, man.
That's what the hell I need, you son of a bitch.
Freaking more beer.
You know what I'm saying?
Coca-Cola Cocaine History Lesson00:05:01
Oh, no, I'm feeling it, baby.
And look, I have to say, I haven't drank in a week.
There is no better feeling than, you know, you have a few beers and then you smoke some reefer and it just feels great.
It just feels great.
And listen, you idiots in the chat room saying that I'm doing meth.
Fuck that.
I mean, I'd rather do cocaine.
All right.
I've never done Coke.
I just want everybody to know I've never done cocaine.
But if it came down to it, where I was going to do a drug like that, I mean, I would do cocaine before I do meth.
I mean, methamphetamine is shit that you fucking can, you can literally make meth with crap that you find underneath your sink.
I mean, you can literally make this crap with shit you could find underneath your kitchen sink.
I'm not kidding.
All right.
Now, Coke.
Coke, on the other hand, ghost diarrhea milkshake ass.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, cocaine, on the other hand, and let me explain about cocaine.
Okay.
Cocaine was widely used up until about 19 maybe 80.
I don't know.
Everybody was doing cocaine.
Okay.
And I'm not saying it was a good thing.
You know, there's people that got hooked on it.
It hurt a lot of people.
That's why it's illegal.
I get it.
But cocaine has been a big part of our history in America.
I have never done cocaine.
But it's a big part of our history.
I mean, that's why Coca-Cola was made from cocaine.
You know, Coca-Cola.
That's why it's called Coca-Cola.
It is the cola, the cola of the coca plant.
And for you, gardener green thumb folks, you know, the cola is the internal workings of the flour.
You know, it's the bulk of the flour.
It's where all the, for lack of a better term, the meat of the flour is.
So Coca-Cola was exactly that.
It was a tonic that was created from cocaine.
Now, you know, since we're talking about this, I want to talk to you a little bit more about Coca-Cola because it is my favorite drink.
I want to be honest.
Coca-Cola, I drink a lot of them.
And there's a reason for that, obviously.
Because even though they took out the potency of the cola of Coke, all right, they took out like the cola.
There's no, it's no longer the cola of the coca plant.
But they still use like the Coke recipe that we're all drinking today, they still use the leaves of cocaine.
Not the cola of cocaine, but they still use the leaves of cocaine to create Coca-Cola.
Now, they tried to, I'm not going to be, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
They tried to stop using coca leaves as a base of their ingredients back in the 80s.
Y'all remember new Coke?
Remember the new Coke?
Oh, it's a new ingredient.
It's the new Coke.
The reason that they wanted to change the Coke ingredients was because they didn't want to be dependent on Coke, coca leaves as a main ingredient for Coca-Cola.
And because nobody took to Coke, nobody took to the new Coke, nobody took to that shit, that's when Coca-Cola realized, oh man, we're still going to have to buy the coca leaves.
And that's literally why, I mean, because why else would a company whose bread and butter took them from point A to point B in a corporate conglomerate fashion, why would they change the recipe of why they got them there?
Why?
Why?
The reason is, is because they didn't want to be dependent on coca leaves.
You notice that coca leaves ain't grown in the United States of America.
Coca leaves are grown typically around the equator, you know, typically in South America, Central America, Central Mexico, southern Mexico.
This is where the coca leaves are dominant.
So, I mean, Coke has to do business with some unscrupulous folks so that they can get the leaves.
You know, the leaves are like not the cola.
They're just like, you know, if you ever see somebody who grows marijuana, typically marijuana cultivators, they take the leaves, the shade leaves that are growing around the plant when it comes down to harvesting and kind of gets rid of them, gets them out because they want the cola of the actual weed plant.
They want the cola of the weed plant.
So that's literally what Coca-Cola is using right now is coke leaves.
Marijuana Leaf Harvesting Talk00:09:49
And I'm just, you know, sorry.
I don't mean to get off Keister and go off the keyster, but I just want y'all to know what's going on, baby.
I mean, you know, you need to know the truth about things, baby.
I mean, that's why I drink Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola is good shit.
And by the way, I like the high-fructose corn syrup better than the damn sugar.
The sugar sucks.
I'm not even kidding.
The sugar sucks.
I don't know how anybody likes real sugar cane with that.
The high-fructose corn syrup is badass shit.
Anyway, just a little footnote in history there.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get to some goddamn goddamn chat room shout outs.
All right.
How about that?
Let's get to some chat room shout outs.
We're three hours and 23 minutes in.
Let's go ahead and do something.
Do we got any shout outs, engineer?
And the engineer's been very quiet because he's kind of, he was kind of afraid that I was going to die.
You know, so I don't blame him.
He's very quiet.
You know, he doesn't really show too many emotions.
So I'm glad he's been doing his job.
Engineer, do you got any chat room shout outs, man?
My man.
All right.
Without any further ado, I'm glad to be back, even after I almost got killed by some bad spaghetti.
Yay!
Episode 43.
And by the way, I'm back on tax day.
You know, I'm back on tax day.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some damn chat room shout outs.
Right now!
All right, who do we got here?
We got Josh L117, Switch the Channel, Ard Hammond 5000, Anal Sausages, Seojer.
We got Reptilian Shapeshifting Master Race, Aaron Tolman, Blasphemous Bastard in the House.
What's going on, man?
We've got Flamin' Creations, Anthony J, Neighborhood House Centipede, Based Lowler, Baird Grimm, Bullet Bag Don.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
I'm not going to say that stupid fucking name.
Adrian Michael, Alte Ant, Pooka Dude42, you piece of pooty poo.
Neon Knight Rider, Jackler, yeah, I'm going to try, I don't know what's going on.
I think it's OBS, dude.
I don't know what's going on with the audio.
I really don't know, man.
A friendly medic, Odd Eyes Magician, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, EQ Chronicles, Zam City, Anon Null, Rick Hoover.
Hey, LaVon Media, you goddamn drama queen.
I saw what you were trying to do before the show, you piece of crap.
L. Ron 501ST, the rookie, the nut chat, the nutsack parachute.
Yeah, real funny.
Anti-hero, Olive Yaksloff, Spermy, the, get fucking Spermy's ass out of here.
We got Zappy, Silver Spoon 01, Dark Blitz Frenzy, Bon Dayton, that's stupid asshole.
Poindexter Rose 15, Elbert Productions, Warrissey Game Clips, Train Lover 567, Paul Not Walking, real funny.
C Wren, The American Dream, Geralt, Jenda Sawyer, Ryan K, Sam Baker743, Jupiter 9099, Coaster 1506, Mecho Unknown.
I know what that means, you sick bastard.
German the Gay Frog.
Just Germitz ass.
Drillmaster, Triplication, Holy Stars, Max Jester.
God, Jesus Christ, you guys are jumping around all over the goddamn place.
We've got, I've already said that.
Zam City, Han Hanzo, Stormy Dash, Adrian Michael, Jason's Deli Is Ghost.
What the fuck is that?
Holding Capitalist.
We got Tracker210 plays.
Edgy Brah.
What's up, Edgy, Bra?
Captain Case.
Ghost likes Trans Cock.
I don't.
No.
All right.
Night Prowler.
It's good to see you.
You're one of the first ones here.
Even though you're a prick sometimes.
Scoot TM, EQ Chronicles, Pylon's TCR Videos.
The meme magician.
Miley Prower.
Lightning Note.
Still posting those goddamn Fruit Bowl goddamn little freaking images, man.
The Ferb Guy, Tranny Templeton Sanders, Gizzer Mockt, Mario Kart Playlists, Johnny Longfeather, Carlos A. Twilliac, Twilly Atkins, for Christ's sake.
Robert Richendoller.
Avronial Frostfire.
Invader Viceroy.
Villa Vu.
Summer Dreamer.
Modicle.
I think we're about done with these, for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
Klondike?
You'll do anything for a Klondike?
I'd do anything for a Blondike.
That's Kanye, by the way.
Brooke, what's going on, Brooke Nicole in the house?
Who else?
I think that's about it.
Nova Sparks, Riley Welch, the swagger, Gene Skinner, there's the Scatman.
And there's Dark Me Magician Girl.
Yeah, Tran.
Yeah, we get it.
All right.
That's about enough.
Sorry, man.
I'm just trying to chug a lug, chug a lug, baby.
Anyway, man, we're three and a half hours in.
What is this?
Proof of life, Templeton.
We demand proof of life from Templeton.
Bro, you have to understand.
I'm in my own office here.
All right.
I mean, you should see this.
I really, you know, this just goes to show you how not of an attention whore I am.
I could have unboxed both the Corsier 1 and the Viotech on YouTube and gotten a million hits.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, the fucking, some asshole who unboxed some fucking 49-inch screen.
Oh, my God.
He got a million five hits.
He doesn't even have like 100,000 followers.
He got a million five hits unboxing his goddamn 49-inch screen.
So I'm just telling you, I'm not in this for the money.
I'm not in this for the fame and shit.
I mean, the reason I do this is because I want to be honest with you, man.
I'm trying to send a message to some of you pricks, but of course, you know, I don't know.
I may be just doing this for no reason.
Just, you know, just, you know, being an idiot or something.
But anyway, let me take a couple more hits.
Let me have one more beer.
I'm going to go drain the main intestine because I don't think that I just need to take a whiz here.
I think that, you know, I'm going to have to, you know, if you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter, you know what I'm saying?
You're going to do one of those.
You know what I'm saying?
I've been clinching here for a second.
You know what I'm saying?
It just goes to show you that I'm an exit only guy when it comes to that back area there.
All right.
The sign on my ass says do not enter.
All right.
I mean, that just goes to show you that I can clinch so hard.
There's no anal leakage in a diarrhea situation.
I'm just simply stating.
All right.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Let me get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, man.
Get some goddamn more beer.
Jesus Christ.
And why, wait a minute.
Bjorn Entitlements In Socialist Country00:05:45
Why is everybody saying R.I.P. Templeton?
Templeton's still alive, you idiot.
All right.
Mrs. Ghost, how do I dislodge a fecal clump stuck in the pot?
All right, just shut up.
Just shut up, all right?
I mean, Templeton's in the other room with Mrs. Ghost, dude.
I mean, I've got a lot of fucking equipment in here is what I'm trying to tell you, dude.
I'm not going to have this fucking dog coming in here.
He's already chewed on wires before.
I'm not going to sit over here and laugh.
I got a lot of fucking equipment over here.
It's serious business, dude.
So just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your goddamn mouth.
Liver failure killed the radio star.
Why are y'all saying shit like this, dude?
Why are you saying stuff like this?
Ghost get a cat.
I love dogs.
Dogs are great.
You know, they're a spirit.
They're like a little kindred spirit.
They love you.
They love themselves.
Excuse me.
They love you more than they love themselves, dude.
I love dogs, dogs are, they're, I will always have dogs, dude, always.
Anyways, fetish for ghost poop?
Can you bring the mic to the back?
No, dude, I'm not going to do that, dude.
I'm not going to do that.
I told you, one of those CX dudes named Bjorn from Denmark, he didn't even do that.
Like, you know, he it was blacked out, but you can hear him like taking the dumb.
You can hear all that.
And they banned him from YouTube, you know, so he had to get another account.
And by the way, did you hear about Bjorn?
For all those that don't know who Bjorn is, he is a CXer.
You know, he's, you know, he's occasionally funny.
You know, I'm not somebody who watches his content on a consistent basis, but the funny part about it is, is that he's from Denmark.
And, you know, him and Ice Poseidon, they cross paths.
And whenever Ice Poseidon crossed paths, back in the day when Ice Poseidon would make everybody a streamer and everybody a part of CX and all this other shit.
Anyway, Bjorn had been doing live streaming since 2017 till about now.
Well, he lives in Denmark and Denmark happens to be a socialist country.
And he was collecting a lot of socialist entitlements.
And somebody, obviously a troll, because I mean, I don't know who else would have.
Somebody reported Bjorn to the Danish, I don't know, socialist government that he was collecting income via his goddamn stream and that he was defrauding the government by collecting free entitlements.
Well, now Bjorn, because of the money that he made during live streaming from 2017 to now, I guess, he now owes $20,000 to the goddamn Denmark government for being a live streamer.
And if he doesn't pay it back, he's going to go to jail.
I mean, that just goes to show you what socialism is.
And let me tell you, you know what?
Bjorn didn't make that much, dude.
He may be made like from 2017 to now, he may be made like $40,000, $40,000 US dollars.
And they're not asking him to pay the taxes on that, although they're going to come at him later on for that.
They're coming at Bjorn because he collects entitlements from the government.
You know, he collects entitlements.
He was collecting welfare from the government.
And because the welfare system that he was under in Denmark found out that he was getting an income, he was ordered to pay back the money that the welfare gave him in Denmark, which was $20,000 US dollars.
And he's being referred to by the police.
I guess that's how the system works out there.
So they're going to pursue him in another jurisdiction, in another court, when it comes to the back taxes of what he made.
Because what Bjorn said was like, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I thought that I was getting donation and I didn't have to pay tax.
You're an idiot if you think that you're making any kind of money in the United States or anywhere and you're not going to be taxed.
Even if it is a donation, you're going to be taxed and you need to pay.
And if you don't pay, you're going to be in deep shit.
All right.
Just saying.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about Bjorn, but that just goes to show you what happens when you're in a socialist country.
And it is what it is.
Now he's in some deep shit.
Same with a lot of in-real life streamers.
Same with Ice Poseidon.
Did you hear him crying here about a couple of weeks ago?
Dude, I owe taxes, dude.
The FBI, dude, they confiscated my computer, dude.
I need a lawyer, dude.
I need this and that.
I mean, he's in some serious trouble.
He's in some serious trouble.
And the reason is, is because, I mean, he claimed that he was, Ice Poseidon Dead was, was something he went to school for finance or something.
It's obvious that he wasn't, dude.
And that's why I keep saying, all right?
That's why I'm just, that's why I'm saying you folks need to realize that you got to pay what's going on, man.
It's just saying, you got to pay what's going on.
Just saying.
Ice Poseidon Tax Trouble00:02:36
All right.
Anyway, I already got a beer going on.
Let me talk to the chat here for about five minutes.
Then I'm going to take a break.
Then we're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
And then I got to get the hell out of here.
All right.
I know I owed you guys a lot.
You're like a fucking show and, you know, and all this other stuff.
So I'm going to talk to the chat room because I know you guys, you guys are loyal, even though you hate me.
You know?
Even though you want me dead, you know?
I'm just saying.
How was your food poisoning?
Fucking great.
All right.
It looks like I was on the Venezuelan diet.
All right.
I hate to keep saying that, but just look at the Venezuelan diet.
You'll know what I'm talking about.
420 show.
We can do a 420 show.
I was supposed to do a Saturday Night Troll show this past Saturday.
I was too weak to do so.
I'm barely there today.
I want to be honest.
I'm barely there today.
Was it CX went to Japan?
He's interesting as hell.
Unlike, oh, yeah, what do you find interesting in him in Japan?
You know, I mean, him getting drunk on sake.
I mean, him going to anime places and buying fucking squid girl statues.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
Who else?
I'm sorry.
I'm, you know, what is this?
What kind of games are you going to play this?
I'm not going to play any games this Saturday.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Where did you get the name ghost?
Is it from the comic book Ghostwriter?
No, I don't want to go into that story.
But thank you for asking.
Who else we got here?
Ghost, there's guys that does this reviews on the toilet with.
All right.
Shut up, idiot.
How are you doing?
Was worried about you.
Glad you're back.
Thank you, man, Olive Yaksklov.
I'll be your tutor.
It's okay.
I think I'm okay about the gaming tutor, right?
Do you actually play games?
I'm getting there.
I'm trying to get there.
I got a badass computer.
I'm trying to get there, dude.
All right.
Do you need a pair of depends?
Man, I want serious questions here.
If not, then I mean, you know, why am I even here even doing a show here?
All right.
I mean, come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
What do you think of the Olive Garden breadsticks?
Gaming Tutor Computer Setup00:03:11
I think they used to be better.
I think they cut back on something.
Now they taste a little bit like cardboard-ish, but they used to be better.
That's all I got to say about the breadsticks of fucking Olivegaden.
The fucking Olivegaden.
Do you have a headset for gaming?
Well, not really.
No, I really don't, Jackler.
What's your opinion on the Kurds and the PKK and Antifa joining them?
I don't think Antifa knows its ass from its elbow.
And by the way, PKK and the Kurds are kind of separate entities.
They're same racially, but the PKK is more motivated in a communist direction.
And the Kurds are more autonomous.
And whatever means necessary for them to be an autonomous state, they'll oblige.
So just letting you know about that, man.
Russians in Venezuela, you know, so what?
What?
They're in Venezuela.
Big deal.
I think the Russians ain't got nothing.
I mean, what are they going to gain from all this crap?
There's nothing to gain.
They're stupid.
You know, it's just Putin.
Somebody needs to assassinate him.
All right.
You can tell him I said that.
I mean, he's out.
Weighed his welcome.
I hate Putin.
I can't believe people put this guy on a fucking pedestal.
Just saying.
Just saying.
All right.
What do you think about the college admission scandal?
It doesn't surprise me, dude.
College is a joke.
College has been a joke since Barack Obama came into power.
Because when Barack Obama came into power in 2009, he nationalized the student debt program.
And not only did he nationalize it, and look, I know you people are rolling your eyes thinking, ah, here he goes again.
But you people that have college debt need to blame Obama.
Because prior to Obama, you could have just put that college debt in a bankruptcy and never had to pay it again.
But now, because Barack Obama nationalized the student debt program, you're going to have to pay it for the next 25 years of your goddamn life, baby.
And do I ever hear young people bitching and moaning about that?
No.
Because why?
You're a bunch of idiots.
I'm sorry.
You're morons.
I'm just saying.
I mean, all these college people, they love Obama.
And yet, if you tell them, hey, it was him and the Democrats, they're the reasons why you're in college debt.
Here's the bill, by the way.
And you show them and they're like, no, you're lying.
I mean, they're pot committed at this point to this ridiculousness.
And I think it's pathetic.
It just goes to show you the hive mind of idiots.
Hive mind of ignorant idiots.
Instead of the strong mind of the individual that can read through all this shit.
And believe me, you don't have to be some intellectual.
You know, you don't have to be some articulate fucking intelligentsia to be an individual and realize that, you know, a lot of the shit that's being sold to you around you is a bunch of garbage.
College Debt And Hive Mind00:09:11
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-oh.
What the hell is that?
Uh-oh-oh.
Uh-oh.
All right.
Anyway, what else do I got?
I'm over here now.
What is this?
What's your opinion on Spyro guy?
I don't even know what the fucking Spyro games is, man.
What's your favorite cut of steak?
Porterhouse.
Porterhouse fucking steak.
Coker Pepsi, Coca-Cola all day, baby.
Are you joking?
Your favorite strain of weed, sativa indica or hybrid?
I'd have to say hybrid.
I mean, I'm digging the sativa right now because it's here and, you know, it kind of helped me through the whole fucking food poisoning situation.
But, you know, hybrids are pretty good, man.
All right.
What is this?
Do I want to play Borderlands?
I don't even know what Borderlands, for Christ's sake.
You were whacking it for a straight week.
I wasn't whacking anything for Christ's sake, you moron.
Are you kidding me?
I don't even think I had enough blood pressure to be able to pop a boner for Christ's sake, man.
It was so fucked up.
I'm not even kidding, man.
It was just bad, dude.
I don't even want to think about it.
I don't even want to think about it, man.
What is this?
You ever heard of Scott Adams?
He's the guy that does the Dilbert comics.
Yeah, I've heard of Scott Adams.
And I don't really follow him much, but I know he's on the right wing, so it's all good.
So cheers to him.
I know he's got some like hot tamale girlfriend too, so cheers to him as well.
Uh, what's your favorite meat puppets?
Blackwater, of course, man.
All right.
Um, there's a couple, as a matter of fact, wait a minute, I should, I should, I should strike.
There's a couple of meat puppets song that are good or badass.
Um, what do you think, Ghost?
Do you think Obama is going to go up before a grand jury?
Well, I hope so.
I hope so because he's a piece of trash.
He's been the most anti-American president that's ever been elected in American history.
And I'm not even joking, man.
I can't believe that people in this country think this man is something worth something special, man.
This guy was a jerk.
I mean, Barack Obama single-handedly threw black people backwards at least 40 or 50 years economically, politically, and socially, man.
So I hope so, but I doubt it.
Man, I fucking doubt it.
Anyway, listen, I'm going to go ahead.
I got to drain the main vein and all that good stuff.
All right.
And when I come back, all right.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
When I come back, we're going to go ahead and do some radio graffiti stuff.
All right.
I know everybody's all excited about that.
We're going to do some radio graffiti stuff.
So just sit there, calm your ass down.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I got to go drain the, not only the main vein, but the main and test stain because I got this goddamn food poisoning crap, man.
I don't wish this on nobody, man.
It's bad.
It's freaking bad.
Anyway, man, let me go ahead.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
I'm just going to do my thing.
And then when I come back, it's radio graffiti time.
All right.
And yeah, by the way, I'm going to be putting on insanity control.
And I don't like what you idiots are posting in this guy's fucking comment section over here.
I'm using this guy's royalty-free heavy metal song because I appreciate this guy for doing what he's doing.
You understand?
We need that.
So anyway, just stop doing that.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, radio graffiti time, baby.
Radio Graffiti time.
Go ahead.
All right, are we in?
Alcohol Addiction Denial Rant00:03:30
All right.
Hey, hey, what's going on, baby?
We're back.
Take me out, Engineer.
Take the damn music out.
All right.
Thank you very much, folks.
We are back.
And I want to be completely honest with you, since you're all so inquisitive about my bathroom habits at this point.
I want to be honest with you.
This is the first time I did not literally, I didn't go to the bathroom.
I just ejected a mass amount of gas, which is the first time I've done that in a minute.
At least, you know, at least for the past couple of Saturdays.
So, yeah, it wasn't like, you know, Hershey squirts.
It wasn't mudbud.
It was just pure gas.
You know what I mean?
Coming at the ass.
And, you know, it was actually rather refreshing to say the least.
So, anyway, all right, we're back.
And I guess it's about that time.
Hold on, before we, before we get to Radio Graffiti, let me take a couple more hits of the fucking smoke.
Let me have a couple more swigs of the fucking alcohol.
And then we'll be in the house, baby.
Then we're all good.
Then we're all good, baby.
Oh.
Oh, man.
That feels great.
See that?
Now, there it is.
There it is right there.
There it is right there.
Hey, and whoever put addiction.wave, go shove it up your ass, man.
I'm not an addict, baby.
That's a lie.
I'm not a goddamn addict, man.
I'm not, you know, just for that, for that idiot that just called me an addict.
I'm going to put a couple more flakes on the bowl.
That's what I'm going to do.
You know, just a couple more flakes right on the bowl, man.
You know, just kind of flake it up a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Just a couple of flakes.
There's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not an addict because I want to put a couple of flakes in a fucking bowl.
You guys are a bunch of racists, and I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
All right.
All right.
I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
Anyway, I'm glad.
Well, I don't know if I'm glad to be back.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not too sure if I'm glad to be back.
I mean, listen, I was suffering last week.
Believe me, I was in the bed.
I'm just fucking watching television.
I was like an old broad.
You know what I'm saying?
But I can't say I'm glad to be back.
You know, I cringe every time I do this broadcast.
You know what I mean?
I wish I was like Styx Hex on Hammer and I had like fucking fans like that.
You know, I wish I was like Styx Hex on Hammer.
But instead, I've got all you fucking, the worst of the worst trolls.
You know that?
That's what, that's why they classify you guys, man.
Whenever I try to go solicit an interview and shit, and I try to do, that's why they, well, you know what, Ghost, we'd love to do it.
We know that you're a very nice guy.
You're a good host, but you have the worst of the worst trolls that follow you.
And we don't want that type of trouble.
We just, we don't want to do it.
So, you know, thanks a lot, man.
Thanks for nothing.
All right.
I'm not kidding.
That's what they fucking say.
I'm not even kidding.
I could be a good interviewer.
You know that?
I could be a badass interviewer, man.
Y'all remember the fucking Mike Valley interview, man?
That's fucking golden microphone-esque.
But no, I've got the worst of the worst trolls that follow me and listen to my broadcast.
That's that's great for credit.
It's just that's just great.
Give me my smoke.
That's what I want.
I want like, you know, I'm not even kidding, like a sticks hex on hammer demographic.
I don't.
I don't know what I've got.
Reminder that Copper Cab called into TCR once.
What the fuck does that mean, Villa Vu?
Even though Copper Cab is a major troll, dude.
I can't believe this dude.
I'm going to turn tranny and now I'm like some musclehead.
I mean, just shut up, you stupid soulless ginger.
You're fucking giving the whole reason why the troll that happened on you happened to begin with, all right?
You're a soulless, goddamn freaking ginger that'll do anything for a buck.
Good God, Copper Cab.
I can't believe you even brought that up.
That was like 2010, dude, when Copper Cabrat.
It's 2019.
This dude's been doing this for that long.
Copper Cav's going to fight Gavin McGinnis, man.
Gavin McGinnis is, you know, I want to be honest, he's a little, he's a couple of fucking fruitcakes short of a goddamn picnic.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
I mean, you know, y'all remember when he French kissed Yilo Monopoulos or Milo Yiannopoulos, excuse me?
Y'all remember that?
Oh, yeah.
You're conservative.
All right, Gavin.
Yeah, that's great.
Are you kidding me?
You're going to French-kiss Yilo Monopoulos?
Jesus Christ.
Whatever happened to Yilo Monopoulos anyway, man.
The age, you know, aged drugs don't pay for themselves, you know.
What happened to him?
I'm just asking.
Whatever happened to Yaponopoulos?
Whatever happened to that dude, man?
Sexual Homosexual Revolution Critique00:04:51
All right.
No, listen.
And people are calling me a homophobe because I'm criticizing Milo Yiannopoulos.
Listen to me.
I was a Milo Yiannopoulos fan up until he became this.
I'm an Inrela troll and I'm an Inrial Troll.
I can do whatever I want.
And I can go on the Joe Rogan show and say that, Father Michael, it was okay for me to bend over and you just show me how to be a gay man.
I mean, no.
All right.
No.
No.
All right.
Milo, no.
Jesus Christ.
And people are saying, oh, yeah, Ghost isn't a homophobe, but then, you know, you know, he's a, listen, I don't care what you are, dude.
I mean, you know what I care about is that you, for whatever reason, the LGBTQ institutions, you know, these nonprofits, you know, these people that go in protest, these people, for whatever reason, now that gays literally are protected class, it's not enough for them to have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school and have it protected by the First Amendment.
That's not enough.
It's not enough for, you know, gays to be protected on a scale beyond regular citizen.
Now they want to go after your children.
And that's where I draw the line.
Hetero, homo, I don't care what kind of sexual you are.
I am an adult, and I believe that we should be shielding our children from the sickening ills of the world for as long as we can.
That's the responsible thing to do as a parent.
That's a responsible thing to do as a parent.
You don't fucking want your child to be exposed to any kind of sexuality.
You know, I read the other day, fucking Dwayne Wade, you know, the basketball player.
I used to like Dwayne Wade, you know, before I heard this.
Dwayne Wade's son was at a gay pride parade here recently.
This was on the media.
You know how old gay Dwayne Wade's son is?
You know how old he is?
11 years old.
11 years old, Dwayne Wade's son is.
And he's out there at a gay parade, gay pride parade, saying, hey, I'm gay.
Yay.
I mean, can we all be adults and realize that if someone, anyone that's under the age of, I don't know, I would, look, I'm going to have to.
You see, now we have to define ages on what, you know, when and how teenage adolescents delve into the sexuality of gays, right?
But when you've got 11, 10, 9, 8-year-olds claiming that they're gay, do you have to understand that if you're a boy and you claim to be gay, it's because you either sucked a wee wee or you had your orifice that exits excrement played with in some capacity to make you believe this.
I mean, there's, I'm not saying anything hatred.
I'm not saying anything hateful about anybody, but we can be adults and understand that that's what gay is.
And any child that claims that they're gay at 11, 10, 9, I mean, listen, if that was my kid, I would say, what happened to you?
Who played with you?
Who did this?
And that's where I draw the line when it comes to this, you know, sexual, homosexual revolution that we're happening before our eyes for fucking Christ's sake.
Homo heterosexual.
don't care what it is you should be just leave the children out of it leave the children out of it Why is that so hard?
Why do they want drag queens to be, you know, reading to five-year-olds?
You know, y'all have heard about that many times.
That's not an isolated incident.
And drag queens, of all things, too.
I don't even like drag queens.
I don't even understand why gays or transgenders even like drag queens.
You know what drag queens are, folks?
I'm sure you do.
You watch that stupid dumbass RuPaul show.
It's a bunch of ugly, disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden men that play, you know, man during the weekday.
HIV Drug Detectable Status00:03:42
And in weekend, they tried to be a shock clownish version of what a woman should be and be shockingly fantasy-based, doing all this shocking garbage for what?
For what?
So anyway, I'm just, I'm sorry, I had to say it.
I'm tired.
You know, I'm drinking.
I've been thinking a lot about this while I was sitting up at a fucking goddamn food poisoning for the past week.
I was watching all the goddamn, yeah, yeah, somebody say, yeah, Ghost watches logo TV, guys.
I do watch logo.
You want to know why?
Because they have from like hours and hours of fucking Three's Company.
Hours and hours of Marrying with Children.
I love those shows.
You have them for hours and hours.
And in between those commercials, they're advertising the fucking RuPaul and I look at this and I'm like, God, and Trivada.
Have you heard this new one for Christ's sake?
Now, they're advertising.
And I have to say this.
I'm sorry.
I was fucking here for a fucking week, dude.
I'm not even joking.
It's this new HIV drug that they're promoting.
Have you heard about this?
Okay.
It's like if you have HIV-1, you can pop this pill and it can turn your HIV blood from detectable to non-detectable.
What the fuck does that mean?
Have you heard about this?
Like, oh yeah, you know, I'm HIV, but I'm non-detectable.
What the fuck does that mean?
And let's just say for the sake of argument that, hey, non-detectable means that, you know, you can take a blood test and we can't detect whether or not you have HIV in your blood.
That's non-detectable.
Now, why, if I'm an HIV AIDS victim, what I want to be, why would I want a negative blood non-detectable situation going on when I'm still dying of AIDS?
I'm just asking, right?
You still got HIV.
You take some pill.
You become non-detectable.
This is not Travada, by the way.
Travada is, you know, for you to pop so that you can, you know, take loads all night or whatever.
Woo, let's talk about surprise.
No, no, no, listen to me.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, you all have to listen to this.
This is not Travada.
This is an HIV drug for people that are already infected and that they could pop.
And then once they pop, they can go and, I guess, take an HIV test and it'll be HIV negative, which is undetectable.
Now, why would anyone who has HIV want a blood test to show that they're undetectable unless they're taking these young people and showing, oh, I could take an HIV test.
I'm negative.
I mean, I think this is very fucked up.
Look, the only reason I saw this throughout the whole week, I was food poisoned, bedridden.
I saw all this and I thought about these things.
Like, wait a minute, why in the hell would you want to be non-detectable if you still have the AIDS, dude?
And the only logical explanation is that they want to show like they're a young piece of ass, 18 and probably younger now that they're, you know, these, yeah, I don't know.
Non-Detectable AIDS Logic Flaw00:08:23
I mean, even Milo Yiannopoulos said it.
They can show, hey, I'm, look, I'm HIV negative.
I'm non-detectable.
I think that's bizarre.
And I just wanted to focus that, you know, you people out here, you're like, oh, you know, Ghost is obsessed with these gays and shit.
Bro, they're in control, dude.
They're in control right now.
And you have to know about them.
And if you don't know about them, your ignorance about what they do is the reason why they have this power over you to say, oh, well, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know what it's like to do this.
And I can tell them, I will debate any gay.
And I can tell you right now that I can make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
And they wouldn't know what the hell to say.
Just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, listen.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Rady Graffiti for Christ's sake.
All right.
And all you people that are in the chat room that are talking garbage at me, man, hey, I'm just speaking my opinion.
You know what I mean?
Look, you know, you see the category now that I'm put under?
I'm entertainment now.
You fucking, you idiots never listen to me anyway.
So now I'm like, you know, now I'm like, you know, hey, Hill up here.
I'm hit who?
Hill I hit a hill who.
Hey, la heel la hilla.
Hey, I'm doing a hambona hino.
Fucking idiot.
Anyway, I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast since everybody's just sitting there playing with their goddamn Peter Poppers like a bunch of jerk dicks.
I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Shut up in the chat room.
All right, shut your mouth.
I'm watching you scumbags.
Shut your goddamn pie hole.
You piece of crap.
Anyway, without any further ado, I guess we'll go ahead and hook it up with some goddamn radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operated bitch starts talking, just go ahead and push in 844-286 and the pound or the hashtag sign, however you identify it.
And then once you do, you will be in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
And you people in the chat room, you keep talking garbage.
I'll get the hell out of here faster than you stupid scumbags can even say radio graffiti.
You understand that, you migrant mouth-hugging pieces of crap.
Do you understand that?
I'm watching you people in the chat room.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom because if we were, you'd be in some serious damn trouble.
I'm not even joking around.
I'd rip off your head and shit on your brain.
All right, let me get the time.
Let me just shut up.
I'm not quitting nothing.
All right.
All right, let me see.
I think we're ready for radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
You guys are, you know.
You guys are pieces of crap, is what you are.
I just want you all to know before I start radio graffiti that you people are all pieces of crap.
And I've been sitting here.
I've been good to you guys and all this other shit.
So just sit there, shut your mouth, and you're lucky I'm here.
All right.
Especially you fucking scumbags in the chat room.
Just sit there and shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Christ, man.
All right.
Let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
Do we have radio graffiti calls by any chance?
Well, I guess let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, we got an anonymous radio graffiti.
And in no radio graffiti.
I said baguette.
I said baguette.
I can't fucking believe that it's fucking big.
You hear these fucking idiots.
They're faggots.
They're fucking faggots.
Take that shit.
I never said that.
That's a goddamn splice.
And everybody who listens to this broadcast knows it, man.
I don't know where you sons of bitches get that, man.
But you people are obviously just trying to frame me into being some kind of a grand dragon racist.
Let me tell you something.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And I don't know how many times I got to say it.
It's a fucking splice, all right?
You guys are scumbags.
And I don't even know why I'm even here.
You people don't even like me, man.
Freaking assholes, for Christ's sake.
I'm over here.
I'm broadcasting to you pieces of crap.
You don't even care.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
Bathroom pervert, radio graffiti.
It has been detected that you are a scammer.
Because of this, we are now flooding your phone lines to prevent you from scamming additional people.
This will not stop until you stop.
All right, yeah, yeah, go shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper.
How about that?
Uh, who else we got?
We got who is this?
Ching Chang Chong radio graffiti.
A sucky sucky long time, long time.
Sucky, sucky, fucking, long time, long time, long time, long time, sucky, sucky, long time, long time.
You better suck up my long slong, or I'll take you back to Hong Kong.
Gonna take you away to Hong Kong.
Sucky, suck it, long time, long time.
Sake, suck a long time.
All right, all right, that's enough, dude.
All right, come on.
You all know that I said that as being facetious.
I was kidding around.
I was making reference.
It wasn't racism, dude.
All right?
There was an act.
It's an actual song.
You can look it up.
It's a sucky sucky long time long time.
Fucky, fucking long time.
I mean, come on, dude.
You all know it.
If you're on the internet, you know it.
All right.
You all know I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
Jesus Christ.
How about 909 Radio Graffiti?
And I'm sitting back chipping on some Johnny Walker blue label watching my wee wee to drawings of little girls.
Get the sick son of a bitch.
Do you see what I'm saying about this fucking dumbass ridiculous fucking splicing?
I'm tired of these splicers, man.
I'm tired of these fucking splicers, man.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
That was horrible.
Whoever you are, I hope you get fucking anal raped.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell is a Stone Temple Pilot's radio graffiti?
We've got Pylons, Radio Graffiti.
And I hate to keep beating engineers.
Father, dear, but.
You should shut up.
Shut up, man.
That wasn't the engineer's father.
That was Stephen Hawking before they put the fucking computer voice on him.
That was Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking Radio Graffiti00:03:27
All right.
I know Stephen Hawking.
That was Stephen Hawking, man.
Before they took the...
And all that crap.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got here?
We got.
Are you kidding me?
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
It has been detected that you are a scammer.
Because of this, we are now flooding your phone lines to prevent you from scamming additional people.
This will not stop until go shove it up your ass.
Nobody cares.
All right.
All right.
Why don't you go flood?
These nuts.
Why don't you go flood that?
All right.
Who else we got here?
How about 916 radio graffiti?
Go with that pineapple pizza.
It was so freaking good.
Do you want some?
I can make coffee and work out.
Like put it through the phone wire or something.
Pineapple pizza.
I don't like pineapple pizza.
That sounds gross.
But it was good.
What does it taste like?
It tastes good.
It tastes like pineapple on top of like regular pizza.
Oh, I missed you like so much during the week.
I was like, oh my gosh, I hope he's okay.
Hey, I appreciate that.
I'm glad that, you know, some people had a little, just a tad bit.
Oh, by the way, I um I was wondering what your opinion was on like jalapeno.
Like, you hollow out like a jalapeno, and then you put cheese in it, and then you bake it.
You know like a jalapeno popper or something?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not big on jalapeno poppers.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I'm kind of a picky eater.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's got to be traditional.
I mean, when it comes to pizza, I like pizza, you know, pepperoni pizza.
That's about it.
And, you know, when it comes, you know, I like wing hot wings.
I'm a pretty simple guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Are you going to eat spaghetti ever again?
No, I will never ever eat spaghetti again.
I swear to God, I will never, ever eat it.
They'll pass two times.
What's your go ahead?
Sorry.
What's your opinion on you should play some Grand Theft Auto?
Grand Theft Auto?
Yep.
It's one of my favorite games.
All right.
Well, I'll consider it, man.
And thank you for kicking back and chilling.
And I don't know about the pineapple pizza.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't really like too much stuff except pepperoni on pizza.
I love pepperoni, man.
All right.
You know, call me a traditionalist or something.
Anyway, shut up!
Hey, idiot.
These idiots in the chat room, man.
What a bunch of pricks, dude.
I'm not joking.
And who the hell is this?
The real Alex Jones radio graffiti.
We have Ghost coming out saying we are going to have a wrestling match with naked transgender martial.
Stand With Twilly Filters00:08:31
Why are they doing all this?
Because you're an idiot.
We're here simply telling you you're an idiot.
InfoWars is a giant thermonuclear fireball.
InfoWars signal has been lost.
Please donate to Alex Jones so he may continue living.
All right, get this.
Get this stupid idiot out of here for Christ's sake, Alex Jones.
I mean, Alex Jones has got to go fucking leech off of Logan Paul.
Did you hear that, man, recently?
I mean, good God.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
You want to hear, hey, how you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody right now to go ahead and order the Super Male Vitality that'll give you the big ass bonor with a big ass nutsack to prevent you from getting the STDs from the reptilian, shapeshifting lizard women who will suck the goddamn balls out of your cock.
And my filters!
My filters!
My filters!
Stupid idiots, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
Ghostler Twisters Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
How are you doing here?
What the fuck is that?
I mean, man, what is this crap, man?
What is this crap?
And who the hell is this standing with Tweely radio graffiti?
Last Friday, a Cersei Dark Fiend Magician girl donated $300, purchasing an inner circle squat to the size who donated to a Mrs. Twilly Atkins.
And then my squat to Twilly Atchin.
Maybe you guys will finally have some real and a certain tamboid has decided to deny you the shit.
Twilly Atchison is not going to get in your circus squats.
Are you joking?
That bitch horse has been a sword on my side for years, for Christ's sake, man.
Well, we are here, United Ashwords.
I'm Zig Commander, and I stand with Twilly.
My name is Jackla, and I stand with Squire.
Be my down here.
I stand with Twilight.
I'm Grimm, and I stand with Twilly.
I'm Artemon, and I stand with Twilly.
I am Jendafire, and I stand with Twilight.
I'm Artisimo, and I stand with Twilight.
Twilly Atkins!
Don't twin!
My name is Sirius Samsung, and I stand with Twilly.
This is Sparta.
And I stand with Twilight.
I'm Aaron, and I stand with Twilly Atkins.
My name is Shane Demo Pam, and I stand with Twilly.
I'm Azriel Hicker, and I stand with Twilight.
I'm Jimbo, and I stand with Twilly.
I mean, his American Game Master, and I stand with Twilly Atkins.
I stand with Tweely.
I stand with Twilight.
Shut up, alright?
Don't Twilly Atkins.
I'm gonna please.
Bitch-Horse I wonder if he gets what he's going to Get the stupid dumb bitch-horse McDonald!
You stupid, goddamn bitch horse!
Son of a bitch!
Sick of all of you!
All of you, that goddamn son of a bitch!
All of you stupid assholes that were out there that contributed to that stupid splice, man!
Go shove it up, your ass!
Go shove it up, you're clogged up poopers, man!
You know what?
Fuck you guys, man.
This is how you're gonna fucking do it.
I stand with Tweeley.
It's a big fucking joke.
I'm a fucking big fucking laugh.
Get this idiot out.
Get him out of here.
I'm out of here.
Fuck you people.
I'm not doing any more radio graffiti.
You're goddamn right.
Goodbye.
Get me the hell out of here.
For Christ's sake.
Oh my god, for Christ's sake, man.
I shouldn't even be here right now, man.
I still got ass blast sessions going on with diarrhea.
And this is how you people treat me, man.
I mean, you all heard this stupid Tom Twilley.
That gets garbage.
Oh, man, look at Sparta's getting pissed that somebody called up with his name.
Yeah, shut up, Sparta.
Listen, I'm done, okay?
I shouldn't even be here for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I almost died.
You fucking idiots, man.
Please put that in your goddamn brains, man.
Me magic almost killed ghost with fucking spaghetti.
46 and zero, troll victory.
I stand with Twilly.
Fuck Twilly!
Fuck Twilley, man!
Oh, Twilly wins radio graffiti.
We win.
You don't win fucking nothing!
Yo, fucking win nothing!
You don't win goddamn nothing, man.
Listen, shut up!
All right, I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
You're lucky I'm gonna be here!
If, if, if I be here this fucking Wednesday, man!
And by the way, I was early today, huh?
Did y'all even give a shit?
Huh?
I was two minutes early today, huh?
8.30 Central Standard Texas time.
And did any of you give me any kind of thank you?
Did I get any kind of consideration?
No!
No!
I was fucking doubled up with a gutache for a fucking week, man.
Had food poisoning.
I didn't even get to talk to my inner circle for Christ's sake, man.
I didn't even get to talk to my inner circle.
And by the way, I'm going to talk to the inner circle soon enough, man.
Just give me some time, man.
I've been out of it, man.
I'm almost dying, man.
Me magic almost killed me with spaghetti, man.
And listen, shut up, all you people in the chat room.
Shut up, man.
We win, spaghetti lure.
I'm gonna say to shut up.
All right, 46 and man, I'm fucking tired of you people, man.
I come here out of my heart.
I better fucking come in here.
I don't even need to be here, man.
I'm still sick.
I'm still sick from food poisoning for the goddamn spaghetti, man.
And do you care?
No, I win.
I win.
That's all I hear from you, idiots, man.
I've got a surprise for you, idiots.
I've got a surprise for you.
You people think that you're going to do this to me.
Hey, shut up.
Six days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes late.
Fuck you, man.
I wasn't late.
I was sick.
I was food poisoned.
I was sick, damn it.
Don't you understand that?
I was sick.
I was puking.
I had diarrhea.
I was sweating.
I was suffering.
I was losing weight like I was invented Xwala, man.
And do you any of you care?
Do you even give you a shit to doubt?
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Shove it up, your ass, meme magician asshole, whoever you are, man.
Fuck you, man.
Get me out of here, Ajair.
Get me out of here.
And you fucking guys will be lucky if I come back.