True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 39   Happy Baller Friday! Boycott San Antonio, Texas! Viva Chick fil a!
Aired: 2020-03-26
Duration: 05:47:00


=== Let's Do This Fucking Shit (01:56) ===

[00:00:02]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:28]  That's right.
[00:01:29]  You know what time it is.
[00:01:30]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:01:34]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:35]  Baller Friday.
[00:01:37]  It's episode 39 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:41]  Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:45]  And I would like everybody who's listening right now to spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Ghost Show is live right now on Baller Friday.

=== Cheers To Baller Friday (15:10) ===

[00:01:59]  You're goddamn right.
[00:02:01]  Episode 39 of the Ghost Show.
[00:02:06]  Let's boycott San Antonio.
[00:02:09]  Viva la Chick-fil-A! Viva la Chick-fil-A! Viva la Chick-fil-A!
[00:02:18]  Boycott San Antonio!
[00:02:21]  You're damn right!
[00:02:24]  You're damn right!
[00:02:27]  Anti-religious, godless scum we've got going on in the city council of San Antonio!
[00:02:35]  Viva La Chick-fil-A!
[00:02:37]  Viva La Chick-fil-A!
[00:02:40]  Viva LaChick-fil-A!
[00:02:46]  You're damn right!
[00:02:49]  You're goddamn right!
[00:02:50]  I'm hyped for this Baller Friday, episode 39!
[00:02:54]  All right, all right, let's go.
[00:02:56]  Go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
[00:02:58]  Take out the music for Christ's sake.
[00:03:00]  Good God.
[00:03:01]  What's going on, folks?
[00:03:02]  Thank you for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday.
[00:03:07]  And I'd like for everybody to go ahead and spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world.
[00:03:13]  Here we go.
[00:03:14]  Fucking late again, bitch.
[00:03:15]  Quit whacking off your clitoris right before the show if you can't show up on it.
[00:03:19]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:03:20]  I've got your bitch.
[00:03:22]  Buy that for a dollar.
[00:03:23]  Happy Flexiel Friday, you son of a bitch.
[00:03:26]  It's Baller Friday, all right?
[00:03:28]  And you idiots ain't gonna harsh my mellow on this Baller Friday.
[00:03:30]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[00:03:33]  Ghost Obama wristwatch.
[00:03:35]  Look, I tell you, I'm gonna stream every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8:30-ish.
[00:03:42]  8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:03:46]  Nigger.
[00:03:47]  You son of a bitch.
[00:03:48]  I don't condone whatever the hell that son of a bitch just donated this racist piece of trash.
[00:03:54]  Already trying to screw up my damn Baller Friday, you stupid dumb troll tear.
[00:03:59]  Here's Eastern time.
[00:04:00]  It's about time you showed up.
[00:04:02]  You'd make a lot more money if you did this show at a dissent out.
[00:04:05]  You're not understanding.
[00:04:07]  This is prime time YouTube.
[00:04:09]  Eastern time.
[00:04:09]  This show started earlier.
[00:04:12]  Prime time YouTube time.
[00:04:14]  That's right.
[00:04:15]  Viva La Chick-fil-A, baby.
[00:04:17]  And listen, I'm going to dedicate this whole show to letting everybody know that they need a boycott San Antonio, Texas.
[00:04:25]  All right, don't come here.
[00:04:26]  It's a piece of trash.
[00:04:28]  It's overpriced.
[00:04:30]  All right.
[00:04:30]  They gouge you in every which way possible.
[00:04:34]  Albin stuck wheelchair.
[00:04:36]  Yeah, real funny for Christ's sake.
[00:04:37]  And the reason, of course, I am saying boycott San Antonio is because for some reason, and I've been talking about this stupid ordinance that this city has had for a while.
[00:04:47]  Captain Desi, happy Baller Friday.
[00:04:51]  Cheers to you.
[00:04:52]  And cheers to the inner circle.
[00:04:54]  Also, cheers to the engineer.
[00:04:56]  Yeah, man.
[00:04:56]  Cheers to Captain Dessey.
[00:04:58]  You're probably getting some hater aid in the chat room right now.
[00:05:00]  Look at that chat room with the hater aid.
[00:05:03]  What is this?
[00:05:03]  Boycott the ghost show.
[00:05:05]  Like, no, I said boycott San Antonio, you idiot.
[00:05:09]  Boycott San Antonio, Texas.
[00:05:12]  Okay, and the reason is because some little four-eyed fruit bowl many years back, I would say about six, seven years ago, decided to pass this ordinance.
[00:05:23]  Viva La.
[00:05:24]  I'm not saying that disgusting name.
[00:05:26]  I'm not saying that.
[00:05:28]  He passed an ordinance in which anyone.
[00:05:32]  It's Cuckler III.
[00:05:34]  Yo-Go.
[00:05:35]  Cuckler the third goes smoothly tonight.
[00:05:37]  Hey, thank you very much, Cuckler, for the 25.
[00:05:40]  As a matter of fact, you're going to go ahead and make me crack open another beer so I can cheers to you, my man.
[00:05:45]  All right.
[00:05:46]  So I can cheers to you.
[00:05:47]  As a matter of fact, it's called to celebrate.
[00:05:50]  You know what time it is.
[00:05:51]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:05:53]  And you know us, capitalists, how we like to celebrate our Baller Friday with our best vice, whether it's an alcoholic beverage, whether it's a whole pie in one fork, whether it's an extra large pepperoni pizza.
[00:06:07]  Mr. B. N. King, oh my god!
[00:06:09]  I just got payday today and want to wish you and everyone else a happy Baller Friday.
[00:06:13]  Cheers and have a good show.
[00:06:14]  Cheers to Mr. B. N. King!
[00:06:16]  You see, I got to crack it up.
[00:06:18]  I got to crack open the beer now.
[00:06:20]  Instead of boycotting San Antonio, we should boycott the Alamo.
[00:06:24]  Shut up, Communist for Trump.
[00:06:26]  Nobody asked you.
[00:06:27]  Boycott the Alamo.
[00:06:28]  Nobody asked you, you sorry sack of leftists, Karl Marx worshiping trash.
[00:06:34]  Nobody asked you.
[00:06:36]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and celebrate this Baller Friday with more beer.
[00:06:45]  You're damn right, boy.
[00:06:46]  Who is this?
[00:06:46]  I don't really eat a lot of fast food, but the one I do eat is Chick-fil-A, baby.
[00:06:51]  Damn right.
[00:06:52]  And you know why.
[00:06:53]  Ha ha ha.
[00:06:54]  Chick-fil-A.
[00:06:55]  It's because it's the only fast food I can eat that won't make me soil my wheelchair.
[00:06:59]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[00:07:01]  Whoever donates this crap, you're an asshole.
[00:07:04]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[00:07:06]  All right, let me pour this beer here.
[00:07:07]  Here's Arn Hammond.
[00:07:09]  Hey, ghost, I was listening to you interview with Mike Valey from 2011.
[00:07:13]  Yeah.
[00:07:13]  It was certainly a very laid-back interview.
[00:07:16]  He seemed like an awesome guy.
[00:07:18]  I'm a good interviewer, man.
[00:07:19]  I had him in Copper Cab on the show back then.
[00:07:22]  I know.
[00:07:22]  Hey, Ard Hammond.
[00:07:24]  I was a great interviewer, but nobody wants to be here.
[00:07:27]  Easter time for 25.
[00:07:31]  Are you joking me?
[00:07:32]  Easter time 25 so I could start the show earlier for Christ's sake.
[00:07:37]  I mean, good God, man.
[00:07:39]  We got people flexing their goddamn nuts out here.
[00:07:41]  They're showing off their capitalist endowment out here on a Baller Friday, baby.
[00:07:47]  Woo!
[00:07:47]  Geez, man.
[00:07:49]  Anyway, look, I already got a beer poured in here.
[00:07:51]  I want to say cheers to everybody who's already donated $25 into the show, baby.
[00:07:58]  Cheers once again to Cuckler III.
[00:08:01]  Everybody out there saying, oh, Cuckler, he betrayed us.
[00:08:07]  Cuckler, what he did, he's joined the inner circle and he realized how sacred the inner circle is.
[00:08:13]  Do you understand?
[00:08:14]  Sacred.
[00:08:19]  Lay your weary head to rest.
[00:08:21]  Are you quoting a Kansas song?
[00:08:24]  Dances Like a Man.
[00:08:26]  Here's Tijuana Genius.
[00:08:27]  Liberals will side with pedophiles and poseholes over working class people who are employed by or enjoy Chick-Phil A. You're right.
[00:08:35]  I mean, I hate to say, well, you know, you shouldn't have said it as a derogatory as you did, but you've got a point is what I meant to say, okay?
[00:08:43]  Now, Jesus Christ, once again.
[00:08:46]  Captain Dessey for another 25.
[00:08:48]  Here's another.
[00:08:49]  Oh, God, what a Bowler Friday.
[00:08:52]  We're balling on this Bowler Friday, baby.
[00:08:54]  Look at all the people that are flexing their goddamn nuts out here on this Baller Friday.
[00:08:59]  Balling.
[00:09:01]  Good God.
[00:09:02]  I got to say cheers to a lot of people up in here.
[00:09:05]  I got to say, let's go back here.
[00:09:07]  We've got Cuckler III, newest member of the inner circle.
[00:09:12]  Convict Jesse Noose.
[00:09:17]  Yeah, we get it.
[00:09:18]  I agree.
[00:09:19]  We should convict him.
[00:09:20]  The feds are looking at Jesse Smellett.
[00:09:23]  All right.
[00:09:23]  They're finally looking at him.
[00:09:25]  So hopefully the federal government can make an example out of this piece of trash.
[00:09:30]  Even though, did you hear?
[00:09:32]  NAACP nominated Jesse Smollett for an award.
[00:09:36]  Did you hear about that?
[00:09:38]  Did you hear about that?
[00:09:40]  N-AACP over here.
[00:09:44]  Anyway, once again, Cuckler, BNK, what is this?
[00:09:47]  Art Hammond again.
[00:09:49]  I certainly think that if you managed to get more people onto the show, it would certainly be fun to listen to because hearing your conversations with both Mike and CopperCap were a lot of fun because you know how to keep a conversation going.
[00:10:01]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me because of you trolls.
[00:10:04]  Do you understand that?
[00:10:06]  It's you trolls out here that are perfect.
[00:10:08]  What is this?
[00:10:09]  Press Cripple emoji for fake Forlorico?
[00:10:12]  Shut the hell up, you assholes, all right?
[00:10:16]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:10:17]  That was real Forlorico, and everybody out there knows it, okay?
[00:10:21]  So once again, cheers to Cuckler, okay?
[00:10:24]  Thank you very much, Cuckler.
[00:10:26]  We do appreciate you being part of the inner circle, man.
[00:10:28]  You're very insightful, very intelligent young man.
[00:10:32]  Cheers.
[00:10:32]  Cheers to BN King.
[00:10:34]  What is this?
[00:10:35]  Captain Autism now.
[00:10:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:10:37]  What is it?
[00:10:39]  What is it now, Captain?
[00:10:43]  Sorry, I haven't been around as much as I'd like to have.
[00:10:46]  I don't know if I could believe you.
[00:10:47]  I know Dessey is paying you off and bribing you to come alias traits, but I urge you to ban Captain Desi.
[00:10:53]  Oh, come on, man.
[00:10:55]  We already did an internal investigation on that stuff.
[00:10:58]  Key kids!
[00:11:00]  Cheers, Ghost.
[00:11:01]  Payday, baby.
[00:11:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:11:03]  People are bowling on Bowler Friday, baby.
[00:11:07]  They're bowling on Bowler Friday.
[00:11:10]  Kansas.
[00:11:14]  I knew you were done.
[00:11:15]  I'm not afraid of the weary head to do.
[00:11:16]  Listen, let me talk here.
[00:11:19]  I got to say some cheers here, right?
[00:11:21]  I got to say something.
[00:11:22]  Here's Phil Swift for Christ's sake.
[00:11:24]  Phil Swift here for Flex Seals.
[00:11:26]  I am going to make it to one of the servants.
[00:11:28]  Can you let me talk here?
[00:11:30]  I've got some cheers I got to do here.
[00:11:32]  For episode 39.
[00:11:35]  Ghost and Jontron will be joining me.
[00:11:38]  Shut up, Phil Swift.
[00:11:40]  All right.
[00:11:40]  Listen.
[00:11:41]  Cheers to Cuckler III.
[00:11:43]  Cheers to Mr. BN King.
[00:11:45]  And BN King, hey, man, I got another love for you, man.
[00:11:48]  Cheers to BN King.
[00:11:50]  Eastern Time with a $25 dono.
[00:11:52]  Wants me to start the show earlier.
[00:11:54]  I mean, you have to understand, Eastern Time right now is the internet prime time right now.
[00:12:00]  All right, right now is the internet prime time right now, Eastern Time.
[00:12:04]  We've got, here's Art Hammond again.
[00:12:07]  Also, I was going to say, Jesse Smollett, more like Hussy Small Dick.
[00:12:12]  What a total pussy.
[00:12:13]  Yeah, what a piece of crap is what he is there, Art Hammond.
[00:12:16]  I can't believe that he got off in the Chicago politics.
[00:12:22]  And whenever you hear the term Chicago politics, that's what they're talking about.
[00:12:25]  All right?
[00:12:26]  Dark meme magician over here.
[00:12:27]  Thank you to everyone for continuing to support the meme magician show, Dark Meme Magician, here with your upcoming meme magic forecast.
[00:12:34]  Great.
[00:12:35]  Make sure to contribute your memes as we try to beam droughts and wildfires back to Texas with fire.
[00:12:41]  That's not something nice to do, you fucking ass crack.
[00:12:46]  Freaking dark meme magician.
[00:12:48]  No kidding, dark meme magician.
[00:12:50]  Let me talk, vengeful capitalists.
[00:12:52]  I got a suspicious email from a website called today.
[00:12:55]  It was a phishing attack meant to spoof PayPal and obtain my credit card and Doc's info.
[00:13:00]  You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
[00:13:04]  Why the hell would I know anything about that, you son of a bitch?
[00:13:08]  Why the hell would I know anything about that?
[00:13:09]  Captain Autism, Captain Dessey is a pedo.
[00:13:12]  Shut up, all right?
[00:13:13]  Everybody just shut up with that, all right?
[00:13:15]  I've got some cheers to do.
[00:13:17]  Everybody, just shut your mouth and let me do my cheers for this Baller Friday out here.
[00:13:22]  For the ballers of Baller Friday, Cuckler III, once again, Mr. BN King, Eastern Time.
[00:13:30]  And once again, I'm in the prime time of YouTube, man.
[00:13:33]  I'm in the prime time of YouTube, Eastern Time.
[00:13:35]  Captain Desi, once again, look at all the hater aid for Captain Dessey.
[00:13:40]  He did a $25 dono, man.
[00:13:42]  And we also got Kitty Kins.
[00:13:46]  Band Captain Desi, type Captain Daddy.
[00:13:48]  All right, look, Captain Autism, shut your goddamn pie hole, all right?
[00:13:51]  I'm saying a cheers here.
[00:13:53]  All right, I'm saying a cheers.
[00:13:56]  My teeth are rotten.
[00:13:59]  Shut up, idiot.
[00:14:00]  All right, stop talking about my teeth.
[00:14:03]  All right, now listen, okay?
[00:14:05]  Cheers to Kitty Kins for the 25.
[00:14:08]  Cheers, I'm glad you're having payday.
[00:14:11]  Yeah, I know the old Discord days, baby, good discussion.
[00:14:14]  I'm telling you, man, that's why it's exclusive to the inner circle now.
[00:14:18]  And that's why everybody in the inner circle takes the inner circle sacred.
[00:14:22]  You know, you sons of bitches that are trolls out there, you wouldn't know nothing about that.
[00:14:26]  You wouldn't know nothing about holding anything sacred.
[00:14:29]  That's what the inner circle is.
[00:14:30]  It's sacred, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:33]  All right.
[00:14:33]  Anyway, once again, cheers to those fellas out there, kitty kids.
[00:14:37]  Whoa, what is this?
[00:14:38]  Kitty Cuddle69!
[00:14:40]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:14:41]  Currently listening while at work, have a beer on me.
[00:14:44]  Cheers.
[00:14:45]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:14:46]  Here's another one.
[00:14:47]  After Kitty Kins, Kitty Cuddle69 with another $25.
[00:14:52]  Man, people are balling on Baller Friday, baby.
[00:14:57]  You understand that?
[00:14:58]  And for you all that are asking what the hell Baller Friday is, if you happen to be tuning into the show at the first time in your life, Baller Friday is when us capitalists look back at the week's wages, the week's labor, and bask in our success.
[00:15:13]  I hear the voices when I'm dreaming.
[00:15:15]  I can hear them say.
[00:15:16]  What is this, Kansas?
[00:15:18]  Can you stop reciting Kansas tunes?
[00:15:20]  There'll be peace when you are done.
[00:15:22]  Lay your weary head to rest.
[00:15:24]  Don't you cry no more.
[00:15:26]  I don't like those Kansas songs, first of all.
[00:15:29]  Band Captain Desi.
[00:15:30]  Look, enough with the band Captain Desi crap.
[00:15:33]  All right.
[00:15:33]  I'm trying to do a cheers here.
[00:15:35]  Once again, Kitty Cuddle69, cheers to you, man.
[00:15:39]  Thank you very much for the $25 dono and Kitty Kins.
[00:15:43]  And every Eastern time, Cuckler, BN King, and of course, Captain Dessey, who's getting a bunch of hater aid in the chat room here.
[00:15:50]  Once again, happy Baller Friday.
[00:15:53]  It's the day of the week where we celebrate on our week's success, baby.
[00:15:57]  Cheers, baby.
[00:15:58]  Cheers.
[00:15:59]  This looks like a great place to find some ingredients.
[00:16:03]  What the hell are you talking about, Donald Duck?
[00:16:05]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:16:07]  Look, it's episode 39.
[00:16:10]  Stop trying to harsh my mellow.
[00:16:12]  It's actually gotten off to a decent start here in this show for once, for Christ's sake.
[00:16:18]  I mean, y'all finally, at least for the meantime, I've only been doing this for over 16 minutes right now.
[00:16:24]  Y'all actually have not been a bunch of troll terrorists, sons of bitches.
[00:16:29]  Leave Dessey alone.
[00:16:31]  This crap is getting old.
[00:16:32]  I could not agree with you more.
[00:16:34]  But take a look at these trolls in the chat room.
[00:16:36]  They want blood.
[00:16:38]  And what is this, D-Ray?
[00:16:39]  Trump says he's going to shut down the border next week.
[00:16:42]  I told you.
[00:16:43]  He actually does it or comes out against the city.
[00:16:46]  D-Ray, I've been telling you, you anti-Trump cuck.
[00:16:50]  I told you that this man needed the political capital necessary to be able to do what he's going to do here if there's no compromise on this border.
[00:16:59]  And this puts the whole blame on Congress because it's Congress's fault, baby.
[00:17:04]  It's Congress's fault.
[00:17:06]  I sent a couple streamer friends your broadcast on Monday.

=== Stop Bringing This Crap Up (15:10) ===

[00:17:10]  They were intrigued by your thoughts and want to start taking their finances more seriously.
[00:17:15]  Making capitalists and kicking asses happy Baller Friday.
[00:17:18]  Thank you patiently waiting, all right?
[00:17:21]  And here's another Cutler the third $25!
[00:17:24]  Security company has now taken over getting a bonus off £750 on top of my monthly pay.
[00:17:29]  Fuck yes.
[00:17:30]  Share the link.
[00:17:30]  Man, ball in!
[00:17:32]  Ball in!
[00:17:34]  And look at the haterism that Cuckler's going to get, baby.
[00:17:36]  Curl felt the thick head of his cougar boyfriend's cock push up and down.
[00:17:40]  Captain Yiff, man, shut up the perversion.
[00:17:44]  Shut up with that perversion.
[00:17:45]  He let out a huff as it gradually pushed its way into his face.
[00:17:48]  I don't condone this stupid fanfic crap.
[00:17:50]  Cheers to Cuckler once again.
[00:17:53]  Douchebag Daryl.
[00:17:55]  Look, you fucking assholes.
[00:17:56]  Let's not start that crap, especially on Baller Friday.
[00:17:59]  Let's not start that crap.
[00:18:02]  Now, once again, Cuckler celebrating his Baller Friday.
[00:18:05]  I want to say another cheers to Cuckler for the $25.
[00:18:09]  And let me tell you, that's how we celebrate Baller Friday.
[00:18:12]  That's how us capitalists celebrate Baller Friday.
[00:18:15]  We look back on our week's wages, on our week's labor, on the past week's salaries, however you're obtaining your income, and we bask in our success.
[00:18:26]  That's what capitalists do on Baller Friday.
[00:18:28]  We look back at the week and we bask in our success.
[00:18:32]  And we celebrate with our favorite vice.
[00:18:35]  It doesn't matter if it's a libation, if it's a beer, if it's a whole pie in one fork.
[00:18:40]  All right, it doesn't matter.
[00:18:42]  It doesn't matter if you're eating a gallon of Haugendos.
[00:18:45]  As long as you're a capitalist and it's the vice that you want to consume, you celebrate your week's success.
[00:18:51]  You celebrate your week's wages how you feel.
[00:18:54]  Don't let this goddamn piece of garbage, third world, peer-based society try to tell you what you're going to do.
[00:19:02]  You do things you want to do.
[00:19:04]  You see, that's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
[00:19:08]  The difference between capitalists and everybody else is that everybody else waits for things to happen to them.
[00:19:14]  Everybody, oh, it's going to happen, ghost.
[00:19:16]  You're not understanding.
[00:19:18]  I'm going to have patience and it's going to happen to me, ghost.
[00:19:20]  It's going to happen.
[00:19:21]  And you know what capitalists do?
[00:19:23]  Capitalists go out and we make things happen.
[00:19:28]  We go out and we make things happen.
[00:19:31]  That's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
[00:19:36]  So cheers once again to everybody who's a capitalist that's listening to the broadcast.
[00:19:40]  Cheers to Cuckler.
[00:19:42]  Cheers to Dessey, Eastern Time.
[00:19:45]  Cheers to BN King.
[00:19:47]  Cheers to Kitty Kins and Kitty Cuddles.
[00:19:50]  Oh, yeah, Captain Yif.
[00:19:51]  That was some hot furry youth story time.
[00:19:53]  Ah, Jesus.
[00:19:55]  Shut up with this perversion fan print.
[00:19:59]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:01]  Shut up.
[00:20:02]  Yeah, you're a dirty girl.
[00:20:03]  You're daddy's dirty little son.
[00:20:05]  And I want to say cheers to all the capitalists that are listening.
[00:20:08]  And cheers to the inner circle.
[00:20:11]  Cheers to the inner circle.
[00:20:13]  III wanna be on the show, all right?
[00:20:16]  Am I on?
[00:20:17]  Who the hell are you?
[00:20:17]  All right.
[00:20:18]  My name is Daniel Bobo Curlin.
[00:20:21]  My dog's name is Mr. Maloonigan's, all right?
[00:20:23]  What the hell up?
[00:20:24]  He's a schnoodle.
[00:20:25]  I go to every Mets game, all right?
[00:20:27]  Who the hell are you?
[00:20:28]  Who the hell cares?
[00:20:30]  Who the hell cares?
[00:20:31]  All right, Bobo, you homo.
[00:20:35]  Here's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog up in here.
[00:20:38]  Hey, ghost.
[00:20:39]  We're talking Baller Friday to you and the engineer.
[00:20:42]  Also, have you thought of doing an April Fool's show on Blog Talk Radio for the return of the capitalist radio?
[00:20:49]  We would love to see a great April Fool's prank from you.
[00:20:52]  Anyways, happy Baller Friday.
[00:20:54]  I appreciate it, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:20:57]  I appreciate it.
[00:20:58]  Pantera Bob SquarePants.
[00:21:00]  Look, don't bring that up, man.
[00:21:02]  All right.
[00:21:03]  That Pantera would never do that.
[00:21:07]  Pantera would never do that.
[00:21:09]  So stop bringing this crap up, man.
[00:21:12]  I don't want to talk about that today.
[00:21:13]  It's a Baller Friday, and I want to celebrate.
[00:21:15]  All right.
[00:21:16]  Cheers to once again, everybody who donated the 25.
[00:21:19]  Cheers to the capitalists that are listening to this broadcast.
[00:21:23]  And cheers to the inner circle, baby.
[00:21:25]  Cheers, baby.
[00:21:32]  And please disregard Templeton like a whippersnapper in the background.
[00:21:36]  All right.
[00:21:38]  Now let's get to the nitty-gritty of what I want to talk about today.
[00:21:42]  Before I got rudely interrupted by a bunch of text-to-speech troll terrorists and cyber vermin, I want to go out and I want it to be publicly known that everybody in the United States and across the world do not visit San Antonio, Texas.
[00:21:58]  San Antonio, Texas does not care about religious freedom.
[00:22:02]  As a matter of fact, they're godless.
[00:22:05]  I am your host, the man they call ghost.
[00:22:08]  I am a goddamn racist.
[00:22:10]  I am a goddamn people.
[00:22:11]  I'm a karaoke with technology.
[00:22:13]  Just shut up, please, all right?
[00:22:15]  Just shut up.
[00:22:18]  Shut up, man.
[00:22:19]  Let me do my broadcast here.
[00:22:21]  I want to talk about the boycott San Antonio that everybody needs to do.
[00:22:26]  Do not come to San Antonio.
[00:22:28]  Thank you, Mr. Speaker.
[00:22:29]  For an unforgettable SpongeBob SquarePants episode without you, would have been a little bit more.
[00:22:35]  Pantera wouldn't do that.
[00:22:38]  Pantera wouldn't do that.
[00:22:43]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:22:44]  Z through markets?
[00:22:46]  What the hell is that?
[00:22:47]  Shut up, all right?
[00:22:48]  Just shut your stupid steak and hold it.
[00:22:50]  I'll get to the markets.
[00:22:53]  What?
[00:22:53]  Nickelback greater than Pantera?
[00:22:56]  Are you kidding me?
[00:22:58]  Broke back, broke dick, nickelback.
[00:23:00]  Are you joking?
[00:23:02]  Oh, God.
[00:23:04]  You see, this is what happens when you pussify America.
[00:23:07]  This is a consequence of single mothers raising a bunch of men out here.
[00:23:11]  You've got them so pussified.
[00:23:13]  You've got the absolute pussification of the American male being implemented because of single mothers.
[00:23:19]  And now you've got males out here that actually think that Nickelback is rock and roll.
[00:23:24]  Oh, God.
[00:23:26]  What are you?
[00:23:26]  A ghost or something?
[00:23:29]  What are you gonna haunt us or something?
[00:23:31]  Wait, wait, let me try a troll.
[00:23:33]  Yes, you're in a wheelchair or something.
[00:23:35]  Chip Chipperson.
[00:23:37]  Fuck yeah.
[00:23:39]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:23:40]  What the hell is it?
[00:23:41]  Here's this furry crap.
[00:23:43]  Did you say ghost?
[00:23:45]  Oh, man, he's a cute little critter.
[00:23:47]  Do you mind if I have some aloe?
[00:23:49]  Can you go shove him?
[00:23:50]  I hate furries.
[00:23:51]  I'm sorry, I don't like furries.
[00:23:53]  You're all a bunch of fatties and uglies that want to cover your ugly, disgusting fat bodies.
[00:23:58]  That's why you're furries, and everybody knows it.
[00:24:01]  Hey, ghost, I have a question.
[00:24:03]  Nigger.
[00:24:04]  You fucking asshole.
[00:24:06]  God damn.
[00:24:06]  Stop with the racist crap.
[00:24:09]  Stop with this racist crap.
[00:24:10]  Boycott Captain Dessey.
[00:24:12]  Pantera forever.
[00:24:15]  Buttered baguette.
[00:24:17]  What kind of a name is Buttered Baguette?
[00:24:20]  You f you damn baguette.
[00:24:24]  Anyway, look, I'm going to take another swing of this beer and I'm going to go on with my broadcast because I don't want you people to piss me off.
[00:24:30]  I've already chugged a couple of beers here so that you sons of bitches won't harsh my mellow when it comes to this damn broadcast.
[00:24:37]  You people have ruined every Baller Friday.
[00:24:40]  Dimeback Nickelbag.
[00:24:42]  Fucking idiots.
[00:24:44]  Look, shut up.
[00:24:45]  All right.
[00:24:46]  You all ruined every one of my Baller Fridays.
[00:24:48]  Your stock advice sucks.
[00:24:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:54]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:56]  What do you say?
[00:24:56]  Hold on.
[00:24:57]  What the hell did this idiot say?
[00:24:58]  I went against your stock suggestions.
[00:25:00]  You went against yourself and made $25,000.
[00:25:06]  I'm sure you did, buddy.
[00:25:07]  I'm not listening to you.
[00:25:08]  Okay.
[00:25:09]  You made $25,000 a day, and instead of going out and getting a hooker and the ghost, can't flex my capitalist nuts today.
[00:25:18]  Car payments suck.
[00:25:19]  But happy Baller Friday, though.
[00:25:21]  Hey, Frontier Psychiatrist, man.
[00:25:23]  No matter what, I appreciate everything.
[00:25:25]  And don't worry about it.
[00:25:26]  Keep hustling.
[00:25:28]  Making sure you got your payments up to date.
[00:25:30]  And make sure you live like a capitalist, baby.
[00:25:33]  Look comfortably.
[00:25:33]  Live contently.
[00:25:34]  All right.
[00:25:35]  But cheers to Frontier Psychiatrist.
[00:25:38]  Cheers to that.
[00:25:39]  And listen.
[00:25:40]  What is this?
[00:25:43]  Tom Bob Albin Pitch.
[00:25:45]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:25:45]  I know what you mean by that, you sack of crap.
[00:25:49]  All right, now listen.
[00:25:50]  I want to get on with the show.
[00:25:52]  Here's another goddamn furry, man.
[00:25:54]  Can you shut up with these furries?
[00:25:57]  Please put it in my bacon bed ridden butt card.
[00:25:59]  I mean, listen to this person.
[00:26:01]  This is furries right here.
[00:26:02]  Oh my god, I'm so fucking horny.
[00:26:04]  This is furries.
[00:26:08]  See, listen, listen, yes.
[00:26:10]  See this?
[00:26:11]  Ban Captain Desi.
[00:26:13]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:14]  And you furries are a bunch of fatties and uglies.
[00:26:17]  Just face up to it.
[00:26:18]  So do you actually plan on doing the markets today, or should I just start donating to the meme magicians and jackets?
[00:26:25]  Shut up and let me talk.
[00:26:27]  Let me talk so I can get on with the Bowler Friday show.
[00:26:31]  Let me talk.
[00:26:33]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:26:34]  Vinny Paul equals fat cuck.
[00:26:37]  You son of a bitch.
[00:26:38]  Stop talking about Pantera, alright?
[00:26:41]  I've had enough of you people besmirching Pantera.
[00:26:45]  Pan nickel Bactera?
[00:26:47]  Pan nickel back terra?
[00:26:51]  Fucking shut up!
[00:26:54]  Stop trying to ruin my damn Bowler Friday, man!
[00:26:57]  Enough with the Pantera jokes!
[00:26:59]  All right, we get it!
[00:27:01]  We get it!
[00:27:02]  Just shut up!
[00:27:05]  Freaking Pantera was heavy metal, man!
[00:27:09]  They defined heavy metal, man!
[00:27:13]  So all of you, just shut up!
[00:27:15]  And just stop besmirching Pantera.
[00:27:18]  SHUT UP WITH THESE FURRIES TOO!
[00:27:19]  I chilled like a baller at Medieval Times with 200 other furries tonight You're an idiot, you furry bastards are a bunch of idiots You should come join us at Hyatt Regency and Reunion Tower Don't shove it up, your ass.
[00:27:31]  Are you joking?
[00:27:32]  The costumes are amazing.
[00:27:34]  Oh, God.
[00:27:36]  Colostomy bag, Daryl.
[00:27:40]  Just shut up.
[00:27:40]  All right, just shut the hell up.
[00:27:42]  All right, just shut the hell up.
[00:27:45]  And you furries, stop donating, all right?
[00:27:47]  You furries need to come out of the closet and say, hey, the reason I dress up like a freaking mascot is because I'm a fatty-ass ugly person, and this is the only way that I can participate in sexual deviant orgies without showing off my disgusting fat body.
[00:28:03]  That's why you're furries.
[00:28:05]  That's why you're furries.
[00:28:08]  I'm a fur.
[00:28:09]  Shut up, idiot.
[00:28:10]  I'm not going to say that.
[00:28:12]  I'm not going to say that.
[00:28:13]  So shut up.
[00:28:16]  God damn, you fucking.
[00:28:19]  Look, I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:28:20]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:28:22]  I'm sorry.
[00:28:22]  Vinny Paul was a furry in your dreams, alright, for two bucks.
[00:28:27]  Soybag Daryl.
[00:28:29]  Dave Mustaine and Randy Rhodes would kick the shit out of Dimebag Anyway.
[00:28:32]  What?
[00:28:33]  Are you joking?
[00:28:35]  Dave Mustang!
[00:28:37]  Dave Mustang!
[00:28:39]  Are you kidding me?
[00:28:41]  I don't even know why even people still like Dave Mustang.
[00:28:44]  What?
[00:28:44]  What?
[00:28:45]  He had two decent songs, and now he's comparable to the other gods of metal.
[00:28:51]  He's comparable to a Pantera.
[00:28:52]  He's comparable to a Metallica.
[00:28:54]  Are you joking?
[00:28:56]  I mean, he sings like shit.
[00:28:59]  Dave Mustang.
[00:29:00]  Hey, I'm Dave Mustang, and I sing like he sings like shit.
[00:29:08]  Soybag Daryl, just shut up, all right?
[00:29:10]  Megadeth sucks.
[00:29:12]  All right.
[00:29:13]  Once they let go of Marty Freeman as the damn guitarist of Megadeth, Megadeth sucked the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper, all right?
[00:29:22]  So shut up, all right?
[00:29:25]  And for all you people in the chat room saying that Metallica is better than Pantera, Metallica are a bunch of sell-out fruit bowls.
[00:29:31]  All right?
[00:29:32]  If they had any decency, they would not be touring right now.
[00:29:35]  He had a Confederate flag guitar.
[00:29:37]  He had it niggers.
[00:29:38]  No, that's not why he had a Confederate flag guitar, you son of a bitch.
[00:29:42]  Shut up.
[00:29:44]  Twisted sister, better than Pantera.
[00:29:47]  Are you joking?
[00:29:48]  Dean Snyder?
[00:29:50]  Dean Snyder?
[00:29:52]  You've got to be kidding me, man.
[00:29:53]  You son of a bitch.
[00:29:55]  The Dow soared 211 points, closing at 25,928.
[00:30:00]  Let me talk.
[00:30:01]  I'll do the damn markets if you switch off.
[00:30:03]  Let me talk.
[00:30:04]  2,700.
[00:30:05]  Let me talk.
[00:30:06]  The SP 500 gained 90%.
[00:30:09]  Shut the hell up.
[00:30:13]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:30:14]  I'd buy that for a ghost furry prune comments.
[00:30:22]  You son of a bitch.
[00:30:23]  Y'all better not be doing that, man.
[00:30:25]  I've had enough of you people doing it.
[00:30:28]  Y'all better not be doing that, man.
[00:30:32]  I'm not joking around.
[00:30:33]  You better not be doing that, man.
[00:30:36]  Herman Kane, yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[00:30:39]  All right, real funny, you stupid moron.
[00:30:42]  Jesus Christ.
[00:30:44]  Tooth fairy.
[00:30:45]  Good evening, ghost.
[00:30:47]  Just wanted to say how proud I am of you.
[00:30:49]  You've been taking my dental advice every night about flossing and brushing, and now you're going to be afraid of the sky.
[00:30:54]  Can you dumb meme magician?
[00:30:56]  Stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
[00:31:00]  Hail acid bath.
[00:31:02]  Acid bath's all right.
[00:31:03]  They're all right.
[00:31:04]  All right.
[00:31:04]  Acid bath's decent, all right?
[00:31:07]  Buckling wheelchair.
[00:31:09]  Everyone can hear your wheelchair creaking and cracking as it shows.
[00:31:13]  Shut up, man.
[00:31:15]  Lose some weight, you disgusting, bloated hambone.
[00:31:18]  We don't want you to die.
[00:31:19]  Shut up your ass.
[00:31:20]  I'm not a damn hambone.
[00:31:22]  Not just yet, anyway.
[00:31:23]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[00:31:26]  You asshole.
[00:31:28]  I think Judas Priest defined heavy metal if you listen to their transition from the early work to the Easter time.
[00:31:34]  I like Judas Priest, okay?
[00:31:36]  I like Judas Priest.
[00:31:38]  Then turned the TTS off.
[00:31:40]  Hey, listen.
[00:31:41]  This is for the interactivity of the show.
[00:31:44]  That's what text-to-speech is, man.
[00:31:47]  It provides interactivity with the show, you scumbags.
[00:31:52]  Now, like I was saying about Judas Priest, they're all right, but you know that the lead singer is like a, you know, he's like a leather bondage daddy now.
[00:32:01]  He's you understand that, right?
[00:32:04]  Albin's creaking wheelchair.
[00:32:06]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:32:07]  Just shut up.
[00:32:07]  You understand that Rob Halford, I think is the name of the lead singer of Judas Priest.
[00:32:13]  Soy Gordeau.
[00:32:16]  Soy Gordeau.
[00:32:18]  Are you saying I'm fat in Spanish, you jerk dick?

=== You're Pissing Off The Metalheads (15:00) ===

[00:32:20]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:32:22]  Thank you, text to speech lady.
[00:32:24]  At least no one here takes their job seriously.
[00:32:27]  Shut up.
[00:32:27]  There's a certain legless wheelchair-bound hambone that we all know.
[00:32:31]  All right, all right.
[00:32:32]  Shut up, man.
[00:32:33]  All right, let me talk for Christ's sake.
[00:32:36]  Boy, George, greater than Pantera.
[00:32:38]  Now I know you're trolling.
[00:32:40]  Now I know you're goddamn trolling for Christ's sake, man.
[00:32:45]  Oh, my God.
[00:32:47]  And Tweeley Atkins fanfic for two bucks and vulgar display of yiff.
[00:32:53]  You idiots, you don't understand, man.
[00:32:55]  Pantera was metal.
[00:32:57]  They define metal.
[00:32:59]  All right?
[00:32:59]  Now, I know Eastern Time said, you know, he likes Judas Priest, but lest we forget, Ron Halford is a bondage leather daddy.
[00:33:07]  You understand?
[00:33:08]  He goes to bondage clubs.
[00:33:10]  He likes, you know, hot boys in leather, okay?
[00:33:13]  And I, you know, I don't know if you want to define that as the epitome of metal.
[00:33:18]  I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
[00:33:20]  I'm just, I don't know, man.
[00:33:22]  Just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, all right?
[00:33:26]  Pantera is supposed to be.
[00:33:28]  What the hell?
[00:33:28]  A vulgar display of diarrhea.
[00:33:31]  Whatever, you idiot.
[00:33:32]  Vulgar display of power was probably the album that put metal on the map.
[00:33:38]  You understand that, boy?
[00:33:40]  You understand that vulgar display of power had walk.
[00:33:43]  You know, it had fucking hostile.
[00:33:45]  You know, it had mouth for war.
[00:33:48]  It had five minutes alone.
[00:33:50]  It had I'm, I mean, come on, man.
[00:33:53]  Now that's an album that define metal.
[00:33:57]  All right?
[00:33:58]  Vulgar display of power.
[00:34:00]  I'd buy that for a metal.
[00:34:02]  Fuck Pantera, you idiot.
[00:34:03]  The only thing metal about Pantera was the bullets lane and dime bags.
[00:34:08]  Shut up about that crap, you little stupid twerk.
[00:34:11]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:34:14]  Soy Pendejo.
[00:34:17]  Soy Penda.
[00:34:19]  Hey, Mama La Chocho Pendejo.
[00:34:21]  All right.
[00:34:21]  PJ Culano, Marico, motherf.
[00:34:24]  All right, never.
[00:34:25]  Look, shut up.
[00:34:26]  You see, you're sinking me down to your goddamn level.
[00:34:29]  And I don't want to sink to your level.
[00:34:31]  You're sinking me down to your goddamn level.
[00:34:34]  And I'm tired of it.
[00:34:35]  Stop this crap.
[00:34:38]  Stop, man.
[00:34:39]  I'm warning you, internet people.
[00:34:43]  Damage plan equals ass cheeks.
[00:34:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:34:48]  Look, that's not funny, man.
[00:34:51]  That is not funny.
[00:34:52]  Pantera S. Murda.
[00:34:55]  Pantera S. Murda.
[00:34:59]  S. Murda.
[00:35:00]  I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[00:35:03]  I wasn't a big fan of Damage Plan, okay?
[00:35:06]  Rob Halford is a massive faggot, and I wish he would have died before he said it.
[00:35:11]  No, I wouldn't go that far, Eastern Time.
[00:35:13]  Come on.
[00:35:14]  I'm not going that far.
[00:35:16]  Come on, man.
[00:35:17]  Ghostiza Ambowen.
[00:35:21]  Ghost Stizza Amboen.
[00:35:24]  What the hell does that mean, man?
[00:35:26]  Putus Penser Ear?
[00:35:30]  Putus Pencer Ear?
[00:35:32]  What are y'all saying?
[00:35:33]  What do y'all say?
[00:35:34]  Dimebag Dara!
[00:35:38]  You son of a bitch.
[00:35:40]  How do you figure that?
[00:35:43]  How do you figure that?
[00:35:44]  Metal before Pantera was nothing but a bunch of three power cord bunch of crap.
[00:35:50]  All right, that's all it was.
[00:35:52]  Three power cords.
[00:35:53]  It was it.
[00:35:57]  Hate me all you want, but don't talk shit about Pantera.
[00:36:01]  You're pissing off the metalheads, myself included.
[00:36:03]  You damn right listen to Captain Dessey, all right, you trolls.
[00:36:08]  Kansas made metal.
[00:36:09]  Sorry.
[00:36:09]  Kansas made metal.
[00:36:12]  No, the only song that Kansas did that was worth the crap is that one where it's like really sad.
[00:36:18]  It's like, I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone.
[00:36:28]  Oh my dreams.
[00:36:32]  Pass me for my.
[00:36:34]  Yeah, yeah, that song.
[00:36:35]  That song's pretty good.
[00:36:38]  Ghost, I love you, Mang.
[00:36:40]  Hey, Zach, $10, man.
[00:36:42]  I love you, Mang.
[00:36:44]  Thank you very much, Zach.
[00:36:45]  I appreciate it.
[00:36:46]  I am a puto Texan.
[00:36:49]  Whoever the hell, I'm a puto Texan.
[00:36:52]  You son of a bitch!
[00:36:53]  Whoever did that, you're a piece of crap.
[00:36:55]  I'm a Puto Ta.
[00:36:56]  You're a Puto, and your mother's a Puta, son of a bitch.
[00:37:01]  And a furry cat.
[00:37:04]  All right, shut up.
[00:37:06]  Shut up.
[00:37:06]  Nobody cares.
[00:37:07]  And who?
[00:37:08]  Maroon 5 better than Pantera?
[00:37:12]  Maroon 5 better than Pantera?
[00:37:15]  I know you're trolling the mouth.
[00:37:18]  All right, shut up, furry capitalist Foxnut.
[00:37:20]  You're a sick furry.
[00:37:21]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:37:22]  You're a sick person.
[00:37:23]  Maroon 5 better than Pantera.
[00:37:26]  Are you kidding me?
[00:37:28]  Pantera killed Thrash?
[00:37:30]  I mean, who the hell was listening to Thrash anyway?
[00:37:33]  I mean, who are you alluding to when you say Thrash?
[00:37:37]  Who are you alluding to when you say that?
[00:37:41]  What is this?
[00:37:41]  El Heso di Giamon?
[00:37:45]  What the hell is that?
[00:37:46]  I don't even.
[00:37:46]  I don't understand Mexican.
[00:37:48]  Stop donating to me in Mexican, all right?
[00:37:51]  Huh?
[00:37:52]  All right, talk to me in English.
[00:37:55]  Underfed Daryl, beaten Daryl, molested Daryl, lost Daryl, crime Daryl.
[00:38:00]  Stupid dark bean magician.
[00:38:02]  Look, shut up with the damn Pantera trolls.
[00:38:05]  I'm warning you all.
[00:38:06]  Daryl, dying Daryl, shut up.
[00:38:09]  Shot dime bag Daryl.
[00:38:11]  Enough of the stupid freaking.
[00:38:13]  Just enough of this crap, alright?
[00:38:18]  Now, you people that are donating to me in Mexican, all right, you donate to me in English, all right?
[00:38:23]  All right, to Nintendo Puto.
[00:38:27]  Duran Duran is better than Pantera, true fat.
[00:38:29]  Duran Duran, asshole.
[00:38:32]  Are you kidding me?
[00:38:34]  I'm hungry like the wolf.
[00:38:37]  Hell, hell, let me allow.
[00:38:41]  Oh, my.
[00:38:43]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:38:46]  El Bitcho, yeah, that's your mother, right?
[00:38:49]  You know bitcho over there.
[00:38:51]  I mean, are you kidding?
[00:38:52]  Duran Duran?
[00:38:53]  Ghost is a Mary Kron.
[00:38:55]  Are you kidding me?
[00:38:56]  Iron fucking maiden takes a dirty diarrhea shit all over Panteraiden real metal, not water damage.
[00:39:02]  Iron Maiden!
[00:39:04]  Oh, my Iron Maiden!
[00:39:07]  Pan Terrible.
[00:39:09]  F you, whoever said, Iron Maiden made like four songs, all right, that was worth the crap, and that was about it.
[00:39:17]  Ghost has false teeth.
[00:39:18]  Maybe he reasoned you are in a wheelchair and you have false teeth is because your greasy fat hambone ass eats too much chic.
[00:39:24]  First of all, not a freaking handbone.
[00:39:26]  Could kick your shit out of the city.
[00:39:27]  I'm not a handball any day, you chicken-eating porch monkey niggas.
[00:39:30]  You son of a bitch.
[00:39:31]  Look, I've got all my teeth, you son of a.
[00:39:34]  You see that?
[00:39:36]  All right.
[00:39:37]  I've got all my teeth, you son of a bitch, and I'm not a freaking handbone, all right?
[00:39:42]  And speaking of Iron Maiden, what was their main hit?
[00:39:45]  What was their main hit?
[00:39:46]  Huh?
[00:39:46]  Sounded like they were getting their nuts pulled off in that one song, Run to the Hills, Run for your laugh.
[00:39:56]  I mean, that's it.
[00:39:58]  That's all Iron Maiden had.
[00:40:01]  All right?
[00:40:01]  And for you punks to be suggesting that Iron Maiden is anywhere in the class of Pantera, you idiots don't know metal from your asshole.
[00:40:12]  All right?
[00:40:13]  Jesus Christ, Iron Maiden.
[00:40:15]  Run to the hills.
[00:40:19]  Let me squeeze my balls.
[00:40:23]  Run to the hill.
[00:40:26]  I mean, come on.
[00:40:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:40:31]  You people are idiots if you think that Iron Maiden is even holding water to Pantera.
[00:40:38]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:39]  Give me my freaking drink.
[00:40:44]  Pantera was metal.
[00:40:46]  All right.
[00:40:48]  Now, listen, I didn't want to get off on this soliloquy on this Ball or Friday about metal, but you sons of bitches continue to talk garbage about Pantera, and I'm not going to sit here and allow you to continue to do that.
[00:41:00]  You understand that?
[00:41:01]  I'm not going to allow you to continue to do that.
[00:41:04]  Pantera was metal, baby.
[00:41:07]  They are the true definition of metal, you son of a bitch.
[00:41:11]  And I want you all to pay homage and respect to Pantera, or we're going to have a serious problem.
[00:41:16]  All right?
[00:41:17]  If you don't fucking I'm not joking around, if you sons of bitches do not pay homage to Pantera, we're going to have a serious problem.
[00:41:25]  Fear Factory is better than Iron Maiden.
[00:41:27]  I mean, both of them, I mean, Fear Factory.
[00:41:32]  Come on.
[00:41:34]  You know who I blame for all this?
[00:41:36]  I blame single mothers for all this fruitiness, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:40]  You notice how everybody is trying to compare Pantera to some fruity ass hairband-like singing in soprano kind of high-pitched garbage.
[00:41:51]  You notice that, right?
[00:41:53]  You notice that, right?
[00:41:54]  I'm just saying.
[00:41:57]  Iron Maiden.
[00:41:58]  Run to the hill.
[00:42:01]  I mean, come on.
[00:42:03]  People are putting.
[00:42:04]  How about Ronnie James Dio?
[00:42:06]  Rodney Dave.
[00:42:07]  He was just, he was the same thing.
[00:42:09]  Like a stranger in the dark.
[00:42:13]  Like a stranger in the dark.
[00:42:16]  I mean, come on.
[00:42:18]  As a furry, I protest public gift reading.
[00:42:20]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:42:21]  People need to keep their fetishes in private.
[00:42:23]  Also, only a quarter of us are uglies and fatties.
[00:42:27]  All of you furries are a bunch of uglies and fatties.
[00:42:30]  That's why you're furries.
[00:42:33]  That's why you're furries.
[00:42:35]  You don't want to show your disgusting fat body.
[00:42:37]  Fear of the dark and flight of Icarus are Iron Maiden's best songs, and the only good song Pantera had was Cemetery Gates.
[00:42:44]  What?
[00:42:45]  Are you kidding me?
[00:42:46]  Every goddamn song that freaking Pantera put out.
[00:42:50]  That show Metalocalypse sucks that it got canceled years back.
[00:42:53]  Yeah.
[00:42:54]  Thankfully, the creator of Metalocalypse told the ending through one of his albums, Galacticon 2.
[00:42:59]  I remember that.
[00:43:00]  I remember it.
[00:43:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:43:03]  Evan Essence has been.
[00:43:05]  You see, now I know you're a bunch of fruity asses.
[00:43:07]  Are you kidding me?
[00:43:08]  If you actually believe that Evan Essence is better than Pantera, you're taking it in the ass.
[00:43:13]  Dimebag Daryl was a flat earther, anti-science conspiracy retirement.
[00:43:18]  Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[00:43:20]  Here's his ass.
[00:43:22]  Oh, yeah, here's this jerk.
[00:43:25]  Shut up, you affirmative action scientist.
[00:43:27]  All right.
[00:43:28]  You're a piece of crap, affirmative action scientist, and I don't give a crap what you have to say.
[00:43:33]  All right?
[00:43:34]  Pantera equals baby tier metal.
[00:43:36]  How Jesus Christ.
[00:43:38]  Well, then give me something harder.
[00:43:40]  All right?
[00:43:40]  Instead of talking crap, Pantera's SpongeBob.
[00:43:43]  Shut up, man.
[00:43:44]  Pantera wouldn't do that.
[00:43:47]  Pantera wouldn't do that, man.
[00:43:50]  You give me something harder, man.
[00:43:53]  Hey, Cuckler, what do I think of the man motorhead, man?
[00:43:56]  Freaking Lemmy, man.
[00:43:58]  It's freaking Lemmy, man.
[00:43:59]  He went out like rock and roll, man.
[00:44:02]  Drinking, drugging, all the way to the end, man.
[00:44:05]  R.I.P. Lemmy is what I gotta say.
[00:44:09]  You don't know what I'm talking about.
[00:44:10]  It's fucking Lemmy, dude.
[00:44:12]  Look at my goddamn.
[00:44:13]  What is this?
[00:44:14]  Eminem say you're a bitch?
[00:44:16]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:44:19]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:44:22]  And I've got your bitch.
[00:44:24]  All right?
[00:44:26]  I've got your bitch.
[00:44:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:35]  Oh, you're talking about the rapper Eminem?
[00:44:37]  Is that what you're talking about?
[00:44:38]  The rapper?
[00:44:39]  Eminem?
[00:44:40]  Shut it up.
[00:44:41]  What does this mean?
[00:44:43]  What does that mean?
[00:44:45]  What is that?
[00:44:46]  Shut up, you idiot.
[00:44:47]  I'm making you repeat the damn same thing like a moron.
[00:44:51]  Yes, redefined music.
[00:44:52]  Heavy metal owes more to yes than you can think.
[00:44:56]  Yes?
[00:44:57]  Are you talking about the 80s band, yes?
[00:45:00]  Pantered a cowboys from Ram Ranch.
[00:45:02]  Shut up, dark mean magician girl, alright?
[00:45:05]  Just go in the kitchen where you belong and make me a sandwich.
[00:45:08]  Don't have any, your opinion doesn't belong here.
[00:45:11]  Pantera Bucket.
[00:45:15]  Whoever said yes was some kind of integral force into metal, you're an absolute fruit bull.
[00:45:22]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:45:24]  You're an absolute fruit bull.
[00:45:27]  Anonymous.
[00:45:28]  The trolls wouldn't last a day in the Marine Corps, let alone in boot camp.
[00:45:32]  They would off themselves once they meet their drill instructors.
[00:45:36]  I would not doubt that.
[00:45:37]  Are you kidding me?
[00:45:38]  Half of these sons of bitches would go to the fat farm.
[00:45:41]  All right, y'all, y'all Marines know what the fat farm is, huh?
[00:45:44]  Madonna better than Pantera.
[00:45:47]  Shut up, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:48]  What era of Madonna are you talking about?
[00:45:51]  What era of Madonna?
[00:45:53]  Panty era?
[00:45:55]  Panty era, you fucking ass.
[00:45:57]  What era of Madonna are you talking about?
[00:45:59]  Are you talking about the Papa Don't Preach era?
[00:46:03]  Phil, KKK, and Selma.
[00:46:05]  He's not a freaking KKK member, you idiot.
[00:46:07]  Shut up, alright?
[00:46:08]  He was just a drunkard idiot.
[00:46:11]  Bon Jovi better than Pantera.
[00:46:14]  Ah, fucking, you give me a break.
[00:46:15]  What kind of a fruit bowl are you?
[00:46:17]  Freaking.
[00:46:19]  Bon Jovi!
[00:46:20]  Bon Jovi, are you joking?
[00:46:24]  Bon Jovi!
[00:46:26]  Underfed!
[00:46:28]  Beaten Daryl!
[00:46:28]  Molested Darling!
[00:46:30]  And shut up, Dark Bee Magician!
[00:46:32]  I'm tired of your ass and your stupid girl.
[00:46:36]  Jesus Christ!
[00:46:37]  Sick Daryl, dying Daryl, dead Daryl.
[00:46:40]  Bon Jovi?
[00:46:41]  I mean, that really stuck me in the crawl right there.
[00:46:44]  Bon Jovi!
[00:46:46]  Look at this fucking worthless specimen talking about heavy metal.
[00:46:49]  What are you talking about?
[00:46:50]  You need to fucking run a set with me on stream in Street Fighter V. I'll whip your worthless hunky ass.
[00:46:57]  Hey, blow to your God.
[00:46:58]  Let me tell you something.
[00:46:59]  I'll get Evonda.
[00:47:01]  I'll get Ehonda.
[00:47:02]  And your ass out of here.
[00:47:07]  Romstein better than Pantera?
[00:47:09]  Nah, I don't think so, dude.
[00:47:11]  They don't even know how to sing in English.
[00:47:13]  They don't even know how to sing in English.
[00:47:15]  Van Halen, better than Pantera?
[00:47:19]  Those are two different kinds of rock and roll, dude.

=== Shut Up With The Pantera Trolls (15:14) ===

[00:47:21]  All right.
[00:47:22]  Van Halen was rock and roll.
[00:47:24]  All right.
[00:47:24]  Pantera was metal.
[00:47:26]  You can't compare the two, dude.
[00:47:28]  TN Apostle in the house, baby.
[00:47:30]  World, you do have to make things happen.
[00:47:32]  Make investments.
[00:47:33]  Take chances.
[00:47:35]  Enrolled in an international diving academy.
[00:47:38]  Commercial diving equals big money.
[00:47:40]  Yeah.
[00:47:41]  Beer poor for Pantera.
[00:47:42]  Also, Sabaton kicks ass.
[00:47:44]  Every song a history lesson.
[00:47:47]  I hear you.
[00:47:47]  Hey, TN Apostle in the house, man.
[00:47:50]  Cheers.
[00:47:50]  Pantera were fruiting up doing glam before ripping off XOR.
[00:47:54]  Hey, razor fist, shut your mouth.
[00:47:56]  You don't know what you're talking about.
[00:47:58]  PC is better than console.
[00:48:01]  All right, yeah, you're damn right.
[00:48:03]  Everyone donating is a console peasant.
[00:48:07]  Cold play better than Pantera.
[00:48:08]  All right, that's a fucking troll cold play.
[00:48:11]  I know you're trolling now.
[00:48:12]  Just shut your stupid sphincter.
[00:48:14]  TN Apostle, I want to say cheers to you, man.
[00:48:17]  Thank you for the 25.
[00:48:18]  Outer circle, Von Hansford.
[00:48:21]  Habsburg's gang have official announcements.
[00:48:23]  God.
[00:48:24]  We officially recognize the outer circle to be more legitimate.
[00:48:27]  All right, that's great.
[00:48:29]  I'll hail Jackler.
[00:48:30]  That's great.
[00:48:31]  Oh, yeah, the outer circle.
[00:48:32]  123 in chat for a while.
[00:48:35]  Why are you all the outer circles?
[00:48:36]  123 in the city.
[00:48:37]  Why are you all the outer circle, huh?
[00:48:39]  Because you got your ring, your outer ring, busted in your anus?
[00:48:42]  You got that outer ring busted in your anus from taking too many large pieces of furniture up the shit funnel there?
[00:48:49]  ABBA better than Pantera.
[00:48:51]  ABBA!
[00:48:52]  You were talking about the best metal group ever.
[00:48:54]  What's up?
[00:48:55]  Phil Collins.
[00:48:57]  Phil Collins?
[00:48:58]  Are you joking?
[00:49:00]  ABBA, Phil Collins?
[00:49:02]  Amorphous is better than Pantera.
[00:49:04]  Are you talking about the guy that created the insanity control, the intro music to this broadcast?
[00:49:10]  Come on, man.
[00:49:11]  18 naked niggers in the showers at Candy.
[00:49:13]  Oh, this is horrible.
[00:49:14]  I don't condone this.
[00:49:17]  Folks, I don't condone this racism at PowerPoint.
[00:49:19]  I don't condone this.
[00:49:24]  That's a horrible name, man.
[00:49:27]  All right.
[00:49:28]  TN Alpha.
[00:49:30]  Look, don't make fun of TN Apostle.
[00:49:33]  You people are a bunch of haters that are hating on TN Apostle, you son of a bitch.
[00:49:38]  All right.
[00:49:39]  Spice Girls better than Pantera.
[00:49:41]  Yeah, you fruit bowls would like that, wouldn't you, huh?
[00:49:44]  I bet you all dress up as scary spice.
[00:49:46]  Nathan Gale was a hero.
[00:49:49]  Little sweet Nathan Gale, is that who you're talking about?
[00:49:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:54]  Peaches.
[00:49:55]  Peach is better than Pantera.
[00:49:57]  Are you talking about that bitch that sings that song, Sucking Matitties like you wanted me, calling me?
[00:50:04]  Are you talking about that swan?
[00:50:05]  Sevenfold has way better music than Pantera and their Ben Sevenfold.
[00:50:10]  Bro, these are Fruit Bowl bands, man.
[00:50:14]  Kiss is better than Pantera.
[00:50:18]  Man, you assholes don't know music, man.
[00:50:20]  I'm not even joking for Christ's sake.
[00:50:24]  Ficente Fernandez, are you talking about the freaking like Mexican opera singer is better than Pantera?
[00:50:30]  I mean, you guys are getting ridiculous now, all right?
[00:50:33]  That's enough.
[00:50:34]  I mean, that's enough with you, mud-butt, sporting, blue ball-blowing, Cincinnati bow tie-receiving, anal object aficionado, having gender-fluid fondle and pieces of pansexual ass looking crap.
[00:50:47]  All right, Blink 182.
[00:50:51]  Blink 180.
[00:50:53]  That's even that's fruit punk.
[00:50:56]  That's fruit punk for Christ's sake, man.
[00:51:00]  Duran Duran, greater than body bath.
[00:51:06]  I'd buy that.
[00:51:07]  Queen is better than Peter.
[00:51:09]  Queen!
[00:51:10]  Oh, man.
[00:51:11]  Come on.
[00:51:11]  Queen, man.
[00:51:12]  I think Queen is so overrated.
[00:51:15]  It's just, it's done.
[00:51:16]  It's overrated.
[00:51:18]  Hannah Montana better than Pantera.
[00:51:20]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot, all right?
[00:51:22]  Take a look at old, what's the broad that plays Hannah Montana?
[00:51:25]  Look at her now.
[00:51:26]  Cyrus.
[00:51:28]  She's a damn dirty whole slut bag.
[00:51:31]  Green Day.
[00:51:33]  Green Day fruited punk up, man.
[00:51:35]  What are you talking about?
[00:51:36]  Have you ever sneezed so hard that your gooch hurts?
[00:51:40]  Why are you even asking me that, you sick son of a bitch?
[00:51:44]  And I'm serious.
[00:51:45]  Green Day ruined punk.
[00:51:47]  They ruined it, man.
[00:51:49]  You know, when I think of punk, I'm thinking of, man, I'm thinking of the misfits.
[00:51:54]  I'm thinking of the Ramones, man.
[00:51:57]  What is this?
[00:51:57]  Baby Shark.
[00:51:59]  Baby Shark greater than Pantera.
[00:52:01]  Who the hell's Baby Shark?
[00:52:05]  Rush!
[00:52:07]  Oh, that's another fruit ball that sings like he's getting his nuts pulled off.
[00:52:12]  I'm Rush.
[00:52:13]  I'm the singer.
[00:52:14]  And I can sing like this, and I'm singing like that.
[00:52:18]  Pantera equals gayer than.
[00:52:20]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:52:22]  Hey, you want to see Pantera?
[00:52:23]  Gotta kick some ass.
[00:52:25]  Frozen CD equals.
[00:52:26]  Look, shut up about Pantera.
[00:52:29]  You want to see how hardcore Pantera is?
[00:52:31]  Watch the Pantera home video part three.
[00:52:34]  Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
[00:52:37]  Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.
[00:52:40]  But when sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own commercially and artistically.
[00:52:46]  What are you talking about?
[00:52:47]  The whole album has a camera.
[00:52:49]  Are you recanting American Psycho or something?
[00:52:52]  Is this American Psycho?
[00:52:54]  The Wiggles are look, shut up.
[00:52:57]  I don't give a shit of what you stupid trolls think is better than Pantera anymore.
[00:53:01]  All right, I don't care.
[00:53:03]  Creaking wheelchair, it's getting louder and louder.
[00:53:06]  You're gonna fall?
[00:53:08]  Look, shut up about wheelchairs.
[00:53:10]  Shut up about Pantera.
[00:53:12]  Shut up about all this crap.
[00:53:14]  All right.
[00:53:14]  I've had just about enough of this discussion.
[00:53:17]  All right, I want to get on with my broadcast.
[00:53:21]  I want to get on with it, man.
[00:53:23]  Yes, is better than Pantera.
[00:53:24]  Remember the Pantalamo?
[00:53:28]  Can't you just shut up?
[00:53:30]  And Dark Mean Magician for two bucks.
[00:53:33]  Fallout boy.
[00:53:36]  Look, stop comparing Pantera to fruit ball crap.
[00:53:39]  Seriously, man.
[00:53:40]  This is getting on my nerves.
[00:53:42]  Yeah, SpongeBob, get over there.
[00:53:44]  Look, just shut up.
[00:53:46]  All right, everybody, just sit there and shut the hell up and let me do my show on Dollar Friday, all right?
[00:53:51]  Post Malone!
[00:53:53]  Post Malone is better than Pantera!
[00:53:55]  You fucking post malone!
[00:54:01]  Son of a bitch!
[00:54:03]  Ah, God!
[00:54:04]  It's Friday, Friday, gonna get down to Friday.
[00:54:07]  Post Malone!
[00:54:08]  Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
[00:54:10]  Weekend Friday.
[00:54:11]  Friday, getting down to the bank.
[00:54:12]  Rebecca Black!
[00:54:13]  I mean, that's a name from internet history.
[00:54:16]  Oh, that's a name from Internet history.
[00:54:19]  Anybody who still listens to Prague Rock puts peanut butter on their balls for their dogs to enjoy.
[00:54:25]  I know, yes, sucks.
[00:54:26]  I can tell you, yes, sucks, man.
[00:54:28]  Oh, Caillou better than freaking Pantera.
[00:54:31]  Real funny, you stupid idiot.
[00:54:33]  All right.
[00:54:35]  Freaking cancer kid Caillou.
[00:54:38]  Hail Cannibal Corpse.
[00:54:40]  Yeah, those are those dudes that sing like real deep and they're like, no!
[00:54:48]  Snoop Dogg, that's Snoop Dogg.
[00:54:50]  Man, where's a new studio gangster that can bust a cap at Snoop Dogg?
[00:54:54]  I'm sick of Snoop Dogg.
[00:54:57]  I'm sick of Snoop Dogg.
[00:54:58]  He thinks he's some big badass crip, old Calvin Brodis.
[00:55:02]  He ain't nothing.
[00:55:03]  He ain't nothing.
[00:55:05]  Leaning wheelchair of Alp.
[00:55:08]  Shut the fuck.
[00:55:09]  Just shut up.
[00:55:10]  Can't you all just leave me alone and let me do my show?
[00:55:14]  McElmore is better than Pantera, asshole.
[00:55:17]  McElmore, the gay hip-hop artist.
[00:55:21]  Are you kidding me?
[00:55:22]  Oh, yeah, real funny.
[00:55:23]  Eminem.
[00:55:24]  Yeah, shut up.
[00:55:25]  I hate Eminem, man.
[00:55:29]  Y'all know the story.
[00:55:29]  Y'all know what I would do.
[00:55:31]  Y'all know what I would do.
[00:55:33]  The village people.
[00:55:38]  I'm going to end this fucking show, man.
[00:55:40]  Y'all keep doing this garbage with Pantera.
[00:55:42]  I'm not going to sit here and continue to condone this, man.
[00:55:46]  You all don't deserve to be besmirching Pantera like this, man.
[00:55:52]  Skillet is better than Pantera.
[00:55:54]  Who the fuck is Skillet?
[00:55:55]  Are you talking about Skrillex?
[00:55:57]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:55:59]  Lamb of God.
[00:56:01]  See, Lamb of God is okay.
[00:56:03]  I wouldn't say they're better than Pantera for Christ's sake, alright?
[00:56:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:56:09]  Let the baguettes pause my whole.
[00:56:13]  Let me do my show and let me talk and shut up.
[00:56:18]  Pantera is gay and so are you.
[00:56:20]  Shut up about the Pantera!
[00:56:22]  Shut up with the Pantera trolls!
[00:56:25]  I've warned your asses, man!
[00:56:27]  I'M WARNING YOU!
[00:56:28]  ...than Pantera, Slipknot, Devil Driver, Trivium, Static X, Meshuggah, Soilwork, Jimmy Borgir, Arsonist Get- You've got to be kidding me.
[00:56:38]  You're comparing these to Pantera?
[00:56:42]  Ending show better than Pantera.
[00:56:44]  Fuck you, alright?
[00:56:46]  You mean to tell me you think Static X and Slipknot are better than Pantera?
[00:56:52]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:56:52]  I like Slipknot.
[00:56:54]  I like Static X, but come on, man.
[00:56:58]  Calm your ass down.
[00:57:01]  Kipway was big, so Eo had problems keeping him securely in her maw while protecting his sensitive flash.
[00:57:12]  Who's doing this?
[00:57:14]  This is sick.
[00:57:15]  Nobody appreciates these furry fanfics.
[00:57:18]  Mac Miller is better than freaking Pantera.
[00:57:24]  I'm warning you, assholes.
[00:57:26]  No.
[00:57:27]  No, you son of a bitch.
[00:57:28]  No.
[00:57:29]  No, you.
[00:57:30]  Shut up.
[00:57:32]  Stop on the Pantera drills, you fill up bitch.
[00:57:35]  Oh, God.
[00:57:38]  Oh, yeah, we get nickel back better than Pantera.
[00:57:41]  Shut up.
[00:57:43]  Shut the hell up, man.
[00:57:45]  Sup Ghost.
[00:57:48]  Mr. Mari Pia, what's going on?
[00:57:51]  Yeah, I'm not doing too well, man.
[00:57:53]  I'm not doing too well.
[00:57:55]  Pantera is so entry-level.
[00:57:57]  They're so overrated.
[00:57:58]  I bet you're not.
[00:58:00]  Listen, I'm not kidding.
[00:58:01]  I'm going to end the show over some fucking Pantera.
[00:58:03]  I'm not joking around.
[00:58:05]  You all better shut your goddamn pie holes with this crap, or I'm ending the damn broadcast.
[00:58:10]  All right?
[00:58:11]  Engineered better than guts.
[00:58:13]  Shut up.
[00:58:14]  This is my show.
[00:58:16]  The ghost show.
[00:58:17]  It's mine.
[00:58:20]  I'm not kidding.
[00:58:21]  I'll end this fucking show over some Pantera, man.
[00:58:24]  I'm not joking around.
[00:58:25]  I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO USE MY SHOW TO BESMIRCH THESE PEOPLE!
[00:58:28]  Dickbag Daryl should have been heroed so that Nathan Gale didn't need to be arrested for getting rid of a garbage FGT human like Fuckdown Carol.
[00:58:35]  SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[00:58:36]  Shut up!
[00:58:38]  I'm not joking!
[00:58:39]  I'll end this damn show!
[00:58:41]  If you stupid internet troll terrorist punks, don't stop this crap!
[00:58:45]  And I'm not joking!
[00:58:49]  Pantera is like the Texas of metal, a laughing stock that nobody takes seriously.
[00:58:54]  Shut up, dark meme magician, you stupid scumbag!
[00:58:58]  Fucking idiot!
[00:59:01]  Dave Matthews is better than Pantera.
[00:59:03]  Are you just shut up, man?
[00:59:07]  Just shut up.
[00:59:08]  Empty threats better than Pantera?
[00:59:11]  Shut the hell up!
[00:59:13]  Shut up!
[00:59:14]  Or I'll end this son of a bitch!
[00:59:18]  Oh, no, and now you're going to start on the Texas Martyrs, huh?
[00:59:21]  The yellow body bag of Texas.
[00:59:23]  Oh, yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[00:59:25]  Real funny, you stupid idiot.
[00:59:28]  Creed better than Pantera.
[00:59:30]  Fucking shut the fuck up.
[00:59:32]  Fucking greed!
[00:59:33]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[00:59:34]  He can't silence us.
[00:59:35]  Fucking.
[00:59:37]  Ah!
[00:59:38]  Shit.
[00:59:39]  Shut up!
[00:59:40]  All of you troll terrorists and cyber vermin!
[00:59:43]  Shut the hell off!
[00:59:44]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[00:59:48]  You won't know balls, you won't end the show, you fucking idiots!
[00:59:52]  You don't think I'll end the show?
[00:59:54]  Don't touch me!
[00:59:55]  Cause I'll do it, damn it!
[00:59:57]  Ghost, you lost me when you said Iron Maiden sucked.
[01:00:00]  I am a metal head and am seriously triggered.
[01:00:03]  Pantera only had one good song.
[01:00:06]  We only had about one or two good songs, huh?
[01:00:09]  Fuck that.
[01:00:09]  Yeah, you don't like it, John Doe.
[01:00:12]  You don't like it?
[01:00:13]  Well, then just take it and eat it!
[01:00:16]  Eat!
[01:00:20]  Santa Ann are better than martyrs.
[01:00:22]  Shut up, you son of a bitch.
[01:00:24]  Shut up.
[01:00:24]  Purple head.
[01:00:25]  Jamie Hendrix is way better than Pantera, too.
[01:00:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:30]  Also, happy to be a bitch.
[01:00:31]  You guys are a bunch of jerk dress.
[01:00:32]  Jokes for serving and all you're doing.
[01:00:34]  Alright.
[01:00:34]  Also, every song in a tripod.
[01:00:36]  You're all just a bunch of jerk dicks, man.
[01:00:39]  All of you, man.
[01:00:41]  King Crimson, better than Pantera.
[01:00:43]  Are you info?
[01:00:45]  Pantera owes everything to King Crimson.
[01:00:49]  You guys are stupid.
[01:00:50]  You guys are idiots.
[01:00:51]  Look at BTSK-pop.
[01:00:54]  You guys are just trolling my ass now.
[01:00:56]  I mean, go shove it up your ass.
[01:00:58]  Stop with the Pantera trolls.
[01:01:00]  I'm not joking.
[01:01:01]  I'm warning you.
[01:01:04]  Pantera is the Eminem of metal.
[01:01:06]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:01:09]  I'm warning you.
[01:01:10]  You better stop.
[01:01:11]  How about no?
[01:01:13]  Fucking jerk off!
[01:01:15]  Ah!
[01:01:16]  Do it!
[01:01:17]  Ah!
[01:01:22]  Shut up!
[01:01:24]  Far beyond driven up my ass!
[01:01:27]  Shut up!
[01:01:29]  Oh, what?
[01:01:30]  Wu-Tay Clan better than Pantera?
[01:01:32]  Are you joking?
[01:01:34]  Wu-Tay Clan better than Pantera?
[01:01:38]  MY WET FART'S BETTER THAN PANTERA, YOU FUCKING JUCKUP!
[01:01:42]  GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH!
[01:01:46]  Cowboys from hell got ram ram ranched.
[01:01:49]  OH GOD!
[01:01:50]  Eggs on sweat droplets.
[01:01:52]  Shut up, Pink Floyd, better than Panty Terror.
[01:01:55]  Shut up!
[01:01:57]  And in the chat for Ghost with No Balls, you son of a bitch!
[01:02:01]  Don't test me!
[01:02:03]  I warned you, don't test me!
[01:02:05]  Black man in a white man's town.
[01:02:08]  Scott Trump.
[01:02:09]  Shed him your grave.
[01:02:11]  Why are you donating that back?
[01:02:13]  Why?
[01:02:13]  He can ride.
[01:02:14]  He can shoot.
[01:02:15]  And shut up in the chat room.
[01:02:17]  Stop posting it.
[01:02:19]  Stop posting.
[01:02:20]  Stop posting it.
[01:02:24]  Stop!
[01:02:26]  Or I'll end this son of a bitch!
[01:02:28]  Pantera sang grinder with Rob Happard.
[01:02:35]  I'm not joking.

=== Stop Donating So I Can Get On (15:49) ===

[01:02:36]  I'll end this son of a bitch.
[01:02:37]  UNDERFED GHOST, BEATEN GHOST, MOLESTED GHOST, LOST GHOST, CRYING GHOST, HOMOUS GHOST, HIT AND HIT Handy cap ghost!
[01:02:45]  I'm not in a wheelchair!
[01:02:48]  I'm not in a damn wheelchair!
[01:02:50]  Dead ghost!
[01:02:51]  Everybody, just shut up, man!
[01:02:54]  Jesse Smellick!
[01:02:57]  Jesse Smell it better than Pantera, you fucking troll bastard, man!
[01:03:02]  You troll bastard, man!
[01:03:04]  Me magic, rest of pit.
[01:03:08]  Shut up!
[01:03:10]  With the Pantera trolls, man!
[01:03:12]  Shut up!
[01:03:14]  Avail and Fruit Bowl Daryl are burning in hell for their paw's hole sins.
[01:03:18]  You son of a bitch!
[01:03:19]  I'm not joking around!
[01:03:21]  I'm gonna end this damn show!
[01:03:23]  I'll end it!
[01:03:24]  Anything better than Pantera?
[01:03:26]  Shut up!
[01:03:27]  Shut up!
[01:03:28]  Shut up now!
[01:03:31]  Freaking Ariana Grande and shut up, man.
[01:03:35]  I'm not gonna let you besmirch Pantera anymore.
[01:03:42]  Jewish greed, ruined ghost.
[01:03:45]  What the hell does your racist ass mean?
[01:03:48]  What do you mean?
[01:03:49]  Uncle Cracker is loads better than Pantera.
[01:03:52]  Don't go fucking cracker.
[01:03:53]  That fat, obese, dumb shit-kicking hit.
[01:03:57]  Son of a bitch.
[01:04:01]  Oh, God.
[01:04:04]  Oh, TTS.
[01:04:06]  Oh, I don't know what I said, baby.
[01:04:11]  TN Apostle is saying that this game.
[01:04:14]  It's your fault, man.
[01:04:16]  Mr. Maurep, for $25, man.
[01:04:20]  Mr. Maurep, man.
[01:04:23]  Cheers to TN Apostle.
[01:04:24]  Cheers to Mr. Maurep, baby.
[01:04:27]  For $25, man.
[01:04:29]  We got a lot of people flexing their capitalist nuts on Bowler Friday, baby.
[01:04:34]  A lot of people flexing their capitalist nuts on Bowler Friday, man.
[01:04:39]  Elton John better than Pantera.
[01:04:41]  Shut up, alright?
[01:04:42]  And whoever put Cardi B better than Pantera, you shut your ass too.
[01:04:48]  Lip biscuit.
[01:04:50]  Just shut up, man.
[01:04:51]  Cheers to Mr. Maurep once again.
[01:04:53]  And look at the hater aid that everybody's putting in the chat room for Mr. Maureep.
[01:04:59]  And TN Apostle.
[01:05:02]  And Cockler III.
[01:05:04]  And Captain Dessey, Eastern Time, Kitty Kins, Kitty Cuddles.
[01:05:10]  Cheers, baby.
[01:05:11]  Cheers.
[01:05:12]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:05:16]  Can't way better than Pantera.
[01:05:19]  Look, I don't give a goddamn rat's ass what you stupid, dumb internet people punks thinks better than Pantera.
[01:05:28]  Pantera night wish.
[01:05:30]  Listen, I don't care.
[01:05:32]  I'm gonna give you idiots.
[01:05:34]  I'm gonna give you all a little bit of a even Templeton choking on Caroline's fruitcake sounds better than Pantera.
[01:05:42]  Shut up, dark me magician girl.
[01:05:44]  Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
[01:05:46]  All right, Ice Poseidon better than Pantera.
[01:05:51]  Fuck you!
[01:05:52]  Fuck you!
[01:05:54]  God!
[01:05:55]  Freaking Ice Pose!
[01:05:57]  Oh, God!
[01:06:01]  Oh, God damn it!
[01:06:05]  Oh my god!
[01:06:08]  Freaking Ice Poseidon!
[01:06:10]  Look!
[01:06:10]  CX is dead!
[01:06:12]  You morons!
[01:06:14]  It's over!
[01:06:15]  It's gone!
[01:06:16]  It's because of you!
[01:06:18]  Who the hell is Ricardo Milos?
[01:06:21]  Who the hell is that?
[01:06:22]  And Alex Jones is better than God.
[01:06:25]  Shut up, you idiot.
[01:06:26]  Alex Jones has been ripping me off for 11 years.
[01:06:29]  And anybody who's been listening to this broadcast knows it, man.
[01:06:33]  Jesus Christ, now you're making me belch.
[01:06:36]  Now you're making me belch for Christ's sake.
[01:06:40]  Who even is Pantera?
[01:06:42]  Gay band name.
[01:06:44]  You son of a bitch.
[01:06:45]  I'd buy that for a bit.
[01:06:50]  I just jerked it to Dimebag's corpse.
[01:06:54]  That's not funny, man.
[01:06:57]  Boogies, wet farts greater than Pantera.
[01:07:01]  Shut up!
[01:07:02]  Shut up, you fucking fan!
[01:07:05]  Shut up!
[01:07:05]  Shut up!
[01:07:09]  Jesus Christ!
[01:07:11]  Death grips better than Pantera!
[01:07:14]  Nirvana!
[01:07:15]  Nirvana!
[01:07:17]  Nirvana better than Pantera!
[01:07:19]  Shut!
[01:07:20]  Ah!
[01:07:22]  Shut up, or I'll end the show!
[01:07:24]  Let's be real.
[01:07:25]  Nikki Minaj is so much better than Pantera.
[01:07:28]  Oh, shut up, you're assuming talent.
[01:07:30]  End the show, bitch.
[01:07:32]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:07:33]  Wheelchair better than toilet.
[01:07:35]  Shut up!
[01:07:36]  Look, I'm warning all you troll terrorists, cyber vermin, internet people punks.
[01:07:42]  You better stop it, man.
[01:07:44]  Yeah, no kidding.
[01:07:45]  Pantera is a hell of a lot better than you, goddamn trolls, huh?
[01:07:49]  Pantera is a hell of a lot better than you, goddamn trolls.
[01:07:53]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:07:55]  Captain Knuckles, Helen Keller, death mute greater than Pantera.
[01:08:01]  I'm not fucking kidding, man.
[01:08:04]  I'll end this show.
[01:08:06]  I don't have to be putting up with this kind of crap on a Baller Friday, man.
[01:08:11]  I shouldn't have to be putting up with this trash.
[01:08:15]  Burger Planet, better than Pantera.
[01:08:18]  You stupid son of a you son of a bitch!
[01:08:22]  Get up!
[01:08:27]  You son of a bitch!
[01:08:29]  Shut up!
[01:08:29]  I hate that damn show!
[01:08:33]  I'll end this damn show!
[01:08:35]  Don't touch me!
[01:08:37]  You goddamn trolls, man!
[01:08:39]  You goddamn trolls, man!
[01:08:43]  Dimebag Cummings, what are you talking about?
[01:08:48]  Oh, get you fucking sick!
[01:08:51]  You all are sick!
[01:08:53]  No!
[01:08:53]  No!
[01:08:55]  Fucking dime bag!
[01:08:56]  Fucking fucking meme magic, girl!
[01:08:58]  Get in the kitchen!
[01:09:00]  Get in the kitchen!
[01:09:02]  Get in that damn kitchen!
[01:09:07]  Beer nursing host, asshole!
[01:09:09]  Huh?
[01:09:10]  Beer nursing host!
[01:09:11]  I'll show you who's beer nursing here.
[01:09:14]  Shift better than Pantera.
[01:09:16]  Are you talking about Adam Schiff?
[01:09:19]  Are you talking about Adam Shift?
[01:09:22]  Only fruits listen to Pantera.
[01:09:24]  Fucking fucking shut the fuck up, man.
[01:09:27]  Shut up.
[01:09:29]  Ralph Retort, better than Pantera.
[01:09:32]  Not that 5-foot-three fat piece of no!
[01:09:36]  Not that piece of crap!
[01:09:40]  Oh, God!
[01:09:44]  Not that 5-foot-3 piece of fat jelly-ass crap!
[01:09:47]  No!
[01:09:47]  You want fucking Jew Sheckle Goblin!
[01:09:50]  I'll end the show!
[01:09:51]  Don't touch me!
[01:09:53]  Pamper Terra!
[01:09:54]  Pamper Terra!
[01:09:56]  Who donated Pamper Terra?
[01:09:59]  Come rag, Daryl.
[01:10:02]  Jesus Christ, I can't take this, man.
[01:10:05]  I can't take it, man.
[01:10:07]  Then end it, you bitch, you son of a- I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH I'VE GOT You son of a bitch in trolls, man!
[01:10:25]  You son of a bitch and trolls!
[01:10:30]  Kadoo has got shut up and fucku, man, alright?
[01:10:34]  Who gives a crap about Kadoo, alright?
[01:10:37]  You son of a bitch and trolls, man!
[01:10:40]  You son of a bitch and trolls!
[01:10:43]  Take a break, ghost.
[01:10:45]  Mr. Maury, man, thank you for the 25.
[01:10:47]  Cheers to you for the 25, and cheers to you for the $10.
[01:10:53]  I may have to take a goddamn break, man.
[01:10:56]  I may have to take a break, man.
[01:10:58]  We can change the subject.
[01:10:59]  Whoever that lady in charge of education goes on about stopping funding to the sports.
[01:11:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:04]  Bend does a 180 when Trump does.
[01:11:07]  Jesus.
[01:11:07]  I don't want a person who openly lies in charge of our kids' education.
[01:11:11]  Oh, shut up about this freaking education, alright?
[01:11:14]  We don't need no education.
[01:11:20]  Panera, better than Pantera, man.
[01:11:23]  Shut up, man.
[01:11:26]  Come back, Daryl.
[01:11:27]  Listen, everybody, just shut up, man.
[01:11:29]  Stop donating right now!
[01:11:31]  All of you, stop donating and let me talk!
[01:11:35]  No is greater than Pit.
[01:11:38]  Just shut up and let me talk and shut up!
[01:11:42]  And let me do my show, man!
[01:11:44]  It's my Bowler Friday, okay?
[01:11:46]  It's my Bowler Friday!
[01:11:48]  It belongs to me, man!
[01:11:51]  Ghost squealing is better than Pantera.
[01:11:54]  Fucking shut the fuck up, man!
[01:11:57]  Shut up!
[01:11:58]  Take a break and don't come back!
[01:12:01]  Take a break and don't come back!
[01:12:04]  Good!
[01:12:05]  Out of a bitch!
[01:12:06]  Don't do it!
[01:12:09]  Engineer can take over the show while you go on break.
[01:12:12]  I actually want to hear what he has to say.
[01:12:15]  Oh, Captain Dessey.
[01:12:16]  I don't know, Captain Dessey, man.
[01:12:18]  I don't know, man.
[01:12:19]  I don't know.
[01:12:21]  Bigot Terra!
[01:12:23]  Bigot Terra, you fucking Terra!
[01:12:32]  Oh, God!
[01:12:35]  I've had enough, man!
[01:12:37]  At least Nickelback would have law.
[01:12:40]  Shut up, 18 naked cowboys from a- 18 naked cowboys from hell!
[01:12:47]  Nason Gale is better than Bullet T-Bay.
[01:12:51]  Fuck you, man.
[01:12:53]  Stop running Ruining NG show.
[01:12:56]  This is my show, not the Engineer Show.
[01:12:58]  It's mine!
[01:13:00]  The who?
[01:13:01]  Better than Pantera?
[01:13:02]  You gotta fucking be joking!
[01:13:04]  If you end the show, we win once again 39 to 0 U $5 horror.
[01:13:09]  You fucking shit.
[01:13:10]  Shut up.
[01:13:10]  I'm not a whore.
[01:13:12]  I'm not a $5 whore.
[01:13:14]  Shut up, man.
[01:13:15]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:13:18]  My little pony greater than Panteramic?
[01:13:20]  Fucking stupid prony clopper!
[01:13:24]  Shut up!
[01:13:25]  Shut up!
[01:13:30]  We'll charita!
[01:13:33]  We'll fucking shut it!
[01:13:39]  I'll win this goddamn show if you don't shut the hell up!
[01:13:43]  God damn it!
[01:13:46]  Oh, and it care!
[01:13:49]  I don't need to be taking this for a Baller Friday, man!
[01:13:53]  I don't need to be taking this kind of cyberbullying!
[01:13:58]  Because that's what this is!
[01:14:00]  I don't need to be taking this type of cyberbullying on a Baller Friday, man!
[01:14:07]  Instead of putting up with all this crap with you goddamn sick internet people!
[01:14:13]  Hail Gosteria!
[01:14:15]  Shut up, man!
[01:14:16]  Hail Ghostera!
[01:14:18]  Hell Goster, shut up, man!
[01:14:21]  I'm not saying that name!
[01:14:24]  Instead of me putting up with all this crap from you, internet people, man!
[01:14:29]  I could be in a bar right now.
[01:14:31]  More like a five-cent whore, you son of a bitch.
[01:14:34]  Shut up!
[01:14:35]  I'm not a whore, man.
[01:14:36]  Shut up!
[01:14:39]  Taylor Swift is better than Panteramic?
[01:14:42]  Fucking shut up!
[01:14:45]  Shut up!
[01:14:46]  Just shut up!
[01:14:48]  Oh my god, my heart's beating like a fucking rabbit, man.
[01:14:52]  I can't even catch my breath.
[01:14:55]  Oh, God.
[01:14:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:02]  He wants more trolls.
[01:15:03]  I don't want any more trolls.
[01:15:05]  Stop donating.
[01:15:07]  I'm telling you all right, goddamn now.
[01:15:10]  Stop donating so I can get on with my Bowler Friday, man.
[01:15:15]  PL's just relax and take a meet it.
[01:15:18]  Oh, Mr. Maury, man.
[01:15:19]  Thank you once again.
[01:15:20]  Another $5.
[01:15:21]  He donated $10 and $20.
[01:15:24]  Oh, what is this?
[01:15:24]  Slayer, abnormality, suffocation, and flesh got upon me.
[01:15:31]  Are you kidding me?
[01:15:32]  Gnarly!
[01:15:34]  Thank you for the $28, but you gotta be kidding me!
[01:15:37]  Rage Quittera!
[01:15:40]  Gnarly, you gotta be kidding me, man!
[01:15:42]  You gotta be kidding me!
[01:15:43]  Pantera rocks!
[01:15:45]  Pantera rocks!
[01:15:47]  Nico Angel, I'd shoot Daryl for a dollar.
[01:15:50]  You son of a bitch.
[01:15:53]  You son of a bitch, man.
[01:15:55]  I think this guy's house was flooded during that Hurricane Harvey.
[01:15:58]  It'd like to know where my money is.
[01:15:59]  Shoving up your ass.
[01:16:00]  I'm from Texas, you son of a bitch.
[01:16:02]  Shut up.
[01:16:03]  Shut up.
[01:16:04]  Cuckler III, take a break and get some of the devil's lettuce.
[01:16:08]  You know, I'm gonna try, man.
[01:16:11]  Even though Gnarly thinks that Slayer and abnormality and suffocation, flesh god apocalypse is better than Pantera.
[01:16:19]  I gotta say cheers.
[01:16:20]  Chris Dotry owns Pantera.
[01:16:23]  Dotry, are you shitting me?
[01:16:25]  What kind of a fruit bowl are you, man?
[01:16:29]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to Gnarly, okay?
[01:16:33]  For the $28.08 dono, even though we have an obvious disagreement about metal.
[01:16:40]  Cheers, man.
[01:16:41]  Cheers, for Christ's sake.
[01:16:44]  Ben Shapiro better than Ghost and Pantera.
[01:16:47]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:48]  Ben Shapiro sounds like a disgruntled autist every time he runs his little yapper.
[01:16:53]  I'm sick of hearing about goddamn Ben Shapiro.
[01:16:56]  I'm sick and tired of hearing that, son of a bitch.
[01:17:00]  Now look, stop donating now.
[01:17:02]  All right?
[01:17:03]  Everybody stop donating now for Christ's sake.
[01:17:06]  You all have been trolling me.
[01:17:08]  You all have been trolling me for an hour and 17 minutes straight.
[01:17:12]  Now stop donating.
[01:17:16]  I'm not joking.
[01:17:17]  Stop donating and stop it now.
[01:17:23]  I need a premium.
[01:17:24]  I need to get some more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:17:26]  These son of bitch and trolls, man.
[01:17:29]  What is this?
[01:17:30]  Remember when Ghost used to do a show?
[01:17:32]  Those were the days.
[01:17:33]  Shut up, Nico Angel.
[01:17:35]  All right, shut up.
[01:17:36]  I'm doing a show.
[01:17:37]  I'm doing it right now.
[01:17:39]  Shut up.
[01:17:40]  God damn it.
[01:17:41]  You're lucky you're not in front of me right now, Nico.
[01:17:44]  You're lucky you're not in front of me right now.
[01:17:46]  I'd get my pimp hand strong right on you.
[01:17:52]  Sponge terra, fucking shut up, man.
[01:17:54]  Pantera wouldn't do that.
[01:17:57]  Son of a bitch, stop donating, man.
[01:18:00]  Stop.
[01:18:01]  Stop.
[01:18:02]  Obama better than Pantera.
[01:18:04]  Fucking shut up.
[01:18:07]  Obama's a piece of trash.
[01:18:09]  Obama was an anti-American junkyard American piece of crap.
[01:18:14]  Paintejo, Terra, Pendejo, Terra.
[01:18:17]  Hey, Shingo to Madre Pinche Puto, alright?
[01:18:20]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:18:21]  Furries for Pantera.
[01:18:23]  Are you kidding me, Furries?

=== Son Of A Bitch Stop Donating (14:19) ===

[01:18:25]  You have been a very bad dragon.
[01:18:27]  You teased me and made me wait so long.
[01:18:31]  I will make you beg to come up.
[01:18:36]  Stop talking about Pantera.
[01:18:38]  I'm sick of you talking about Pantera.
[01:18:40]  You better stop it now.
[01:18:43]  No!
[01:18:44]  No, you fucking son of a bitch!
[01:18:47]  Stop!
[01:18:48]  You better stop it!
[01:18:52]  Ah, damn it!
[01:18:53]  Hey, ghost, sorry I'm late to the show.
[01:18:56]  I was closing up the Takaria for the night.
[01:18:58]  Business is rapid ever since I started to put your shows in the middle.
[01:19:02]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:19:03]  I mean, people just line up for the insights, so thanks for the traffic.
[01:19:07]  Happy Tejano Friday!
[01:19:10]  Happy Tejano Friday!
[01:19:14]  I don't like Tejano, man.
[01:19:16]  Every time I hear a Tejano song, it's the same shit.
[01:19:20]  Different plate, man.
[01:19:22]  Every time I hear a Tejano song, it's And somebody's just yelling Spanish gibberish over it.
[01:19:32]  Bronies for Pantera.
[01:19:33]  Just shut up.
[01:19:34]  I'm serious about Tejano, man.
[01:19:36]  Every song.
[01:19:37]  Every goddamn song.
[01:19:42]  Oh, every song.
[01:19:45]  Tweely Atkins.
[01:19:46]  Yeah, shut up about that bitch horse, all right?
[01:19:49]  I don't want to hear about that bitch horse, all right?
[01:19:52]  Pantera, my ass.
[01:19:57]  I'm fucking warning you, you goddamn trolls.
[01:20:00]  Shut up.
[01:20:00]  You're in hot water with me.
[01:20:02]  You goddamn bitch.
[01:20:04]  You're in hot water.
[01:20:05]  Nico Angel, no.
[01:20:07]  I'm telling you, Nico, you son of a bitch.
[01:20:09]  If you were in front of me in a barroom right now, I would stomp your teeth so far down your Puerto Rican throat, you'd be able to chew the next cockfish that you had the other day.
[01:20:19]  Do you understand me?
[01:20:20]  You goddamn f ⁇ !
[01:20:22]  Stupid trolls!
[01:20:24]  Making me sick!
[01:20:27]  Son of a bitch!
[01:20:29]  Johnny Rebel.
[01:20:31]  Yeah, Johnny Rebel.
[01:20:32]  You know that Johnny Rebel was one of the son of a bitches that got me a copyright strike?
[01:20:37]  Huh?
[01:20:37]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:38]  He's such a rebel, isn't he, huh?
[01:20:40]  He's such a rebel.
[01:20:44]  Selena better than Pantera.
[01:20:45]  Are you talking about the Spanish singer Selena?
[01:20:48]  Are you talking about the Tejano singer Selena?
[01:20:51]  Can I join you in the tub?
[01:20:53]  What are you talking about?
[01:20:55]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
[01:21:00]  Oh my, I love being in hot water with you.
[01:21:03]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:21:04]  You know what I mean.
[01:21:05]  I'm not talking about anything sexual, you sick freaks.
[01:21:09]  All right?
[01:21:10]  I'm saying you people have been trolling me for an hour and 21 minutes, and you stupid internet people are in hot water with me, man.
[01:21:19]  So if I were you, I would stop it and stop it now.
[01:21:24]  I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:21:27]  That's the only way I can pallet this show, man.
[01:21:31]  I need some more beer, man.
[01:21:34]  I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[01:21:37]  It's the only way I can pallet these internet people.
[01:21:40]  The only way I can pallet this show, man.
[01:21:44]  Oh, God.
[01:21:46]  Oh.
[01:21:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:50]  That's the only way I can pallet this show for Christ's sake, man.
[01:21:54]  And I'm telling you, I wanted to take the fucking pain away.
[01:21:58]  Take the fucking pain away that you fucking trolls constantly delivered me, man.
[01:22:03]  You trolls are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
[01:22:09]  You're a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
[01:22:14]  Son of a bitch, you goddamn son of a bitch and trolls.
[01:22:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:22:23]  I'm not getting drunk fast enough here by drinking this beer, so I'm gonna crack open some scotch.
[01:22:28]  Where's the scotch bottle?
[01:22:30]  Give me the scotch bottle.
[01:22:32]  Give me the scotch bottle.
[01:22:34]  Ford Glorico better than Pantera go shove it up your ass.
[01:22:38]  I want to drink something that's gonna get me drunk and get me drunk fast so I can be able to pallet you sorry sacks of trash in this goddamn freaking show.
[01:22:49]  Here's Nico.
[01:22:50]  If you were in front of me, I just put my toe in front of one of your wheels and watched you type in your ass.
[01:22:57]  And shut up your ass, Nico.
[01:23:01]  I would beat the big Jesus out of you.
[01:23:06]  What are you talking about?
[01:23:08]  Every taco I make is because of you.
[01:23:09]  Do you mind if I use your Tejano songs for my business?
[01:23:12]  What are you- I don't want- Tejano song?
[01:23:15]  I don't like Tejano.
[01:23:17]  I don't like Tejano.
[01:23:20]  Every time.
[01:23:21]  Grant would beat the shite out of Crockett.
[01:23:23]  Had Crockett lived to the war, he would have been a treaty to the Union.
[01:23:28]  You fucking shit.
[01:23:29]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs.
[01:23:30]  That's all I got to say about it.
[01:23:32]  Trump is a baguette.
[01:23:33]  Hot water for Dimebag and Ghost.
[01:23:35]  Look, shut up.
[01:23:37]  Shut up.
[01:23:38]  All right.
[01:23:38]  Here's TN Apostle back to work.
[01:23:40]  Happy Baller Friday.
[01:23:42]  Also, the tub water talk is going to go into mean magic.
[01:23:48]  It better not.
[01:23:49]  Dime bag in hot water.
[01:23:51]  And I don't condone that racist garbage that this goddamn son of a bitch just did here.
[01:23:56]  Give me the goddamn scotch bottle.
[01:23:59]  Soviet anthem.
[01:24:00]  Go shove your roosky cockeyed vodka drinking mouth-breathing crap out of here.
[01:24:05]  Ain't no rooski crap here, boy.
[01:24:07]  Ain't no rooski crap here, man.
[01:24:11]  Now I've got me a bottle of Chevy Regal Blue Label.
[01:24:16]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:21]  And I'm going to go ahead and drink it right out of the bottle, man.
[01:24:23]  All right?
[01:24:24]  Because I don't need no shot glasses.
[01:24:26]  I drink it straight out of the bottle like a man.
[01:24:28]  All right?
[01:24:29]  You understand that?
[01:24:30]  I drink it out of the bottle like a real man.
[01:24:32]  Let me go ahead and drink it.
[01:24:33]  Cheers, baby.
[01:24:34]  Cheers.
[01:24:35]  And I'm going to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast because I wanted to take the fucking pain away that you trolls.
[01:24:43]  I mean, look at this.
[01:24:43]  Look at this.
[01:24:45]  Viet Cong better than Pantera.
[01:24:47]  This is the kind of crap I got to put up with every time I do a show.
[01:24:52]  So I'm drinking the goddamn, drinking it right out of the bottle like a real man.
[01:24:55]  Cheers, baby.
[01:24:56]  cheers.
[01:25:03]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[01:25:06]  I'm filling myself up with piss and fury so that you goddamn son of a bitch and trolls think that you got a pair of nuts that you're going to flex over here.
[01:25:14]  I'm going to go ahead and kick them so far up your goddamn uterus pipe that they'll come out your mouth, baby.
[01:25:20]  And you'll look like a squirrel with nuts in your mouth, baby.
[01:25:25]  I don't even know where I was going with that.
[01:25:27]  Anyway, listen, stop donating.
[01:25:30]  I want to get to the show.
[01:25:31]  All right, great.
[01:25:32]  You've made my show whatever it is that you wanted for an hour and 25 minutes.
[01:25:37]  Now I want you all to sit there and shut your goddamn pie holes and listen.
[01:25:42]  You understand that?
[01:25:43]  Listen for once in your goddamn lives.
[01:25:47]  Listen.
[01:25:48]  Because if you continue to troll me, you son of a bitch, what is this?
[01:25:54]  When will you open your taqueria?
[01:25:56]  Ghost drinks coronas.
[01:25:58]  What's wrong with opening up a taqueria?
[01:26:00]  Taqueria's a pretty goddamn lucrative.
[01:26:02]  Even Dimebag knew this.
[01:26:03]  Even Dimebag knew this.
[01:26:05]  Shotgun mouthwash is better than Pantera.
[01:26:07]  Oh, you fucking idiot.
[01:26:11]  Shut the just shut up, man.
[01:26:16]  All right, just shut up and let me do my show, man.
[01:26:21]  Charles Whitman is better than Charles.
[01:26:22]  Charles Whitman has done more to Texas than Cuckett.
[01:26:28]  I don't know how am I supposed to respond to that.
[01:26:30]  And here's this asshole, Nico.
[01:26:32]  Sorry for the harsh words.
[01:26:33]  Didn't mean any disrespect.
[01:26:35]  I hope you are having a good night.
[01:26:37]  Oh, now you're trying to give me a freaking olive branch, huh, Nico?
[01:26:40]  Now you're giving an olive branch?
[01:26:44]  Well, you know what?
[01:26:44]  I'd break your olive branch.
[01:26:46]  How you like that?
[01:26:46]  I'd break it over my goddamn knee.
[01:26:48]  And whoever donated Jane Walker Piss and Fury for $2, go shove it up your clogged up cornhole.
[01:26:56]  All right, now listen.
[01:26:58]  I want you all to shut the hell up and listen.
[01:27:01]  And if you all don't shut the hell up and listen, I'm getting out of here, okay?
[01:27:05]  I mean, it is about 10.15 p.m. right now in shitbag San Antonio, Texas.
[01:27:11]  Okay?
[01:27:12]  All right.
[01:27:13]  And shut up, whoever donated no for $2.
[01:27:16]  All right?
[01:27:17]  I don't have to be here putting up with this goddamn troll terrorism from you sons of bitches.
[01:27:22]  Understand that I could be at a bar right now enjoying some ice-cold beer and some goddamn hot chicken wings.
[01:27:32]  And boy, I love my hot chicken wings for Christ's sake.
[01:27:36]  But instead, I'm sitting here with you, sons of bitches.
[01:27:39]  I'm trying to have a Baller Friday show.
[01:27:41]  And look at what you scumbags are doing to it, man.
[01:27:45]  I mean, somebody earlier in the broadcast donated, I think it was Ard Hammond, asking me why I don't do more interviews.
[01:27:52]  Nobody wants to come on the show because of you fucking trolls.
[01:27:56]  Excuse my French.
[01:27:58]  Nobody wants to come on the show because they're afraid of you.
[01:28:02]  They're afraid of you.
[01:28:03]  They're afraid of your meme sorcery, your meme magic.
[01:28:07]  And that's why I cannot find anybody to interview on the show.
[01:28:11]  I can't do it.
[01:28:12]  Nobody wants to be on here.
[01:28:14]  No, everybody's afraid.
[01:28:16]  And I'm a great interviewer, man.
[01:28:18]  I'm a great interviewer.
[01:28:22]  I'm a great interviewer, man.
[01:28:25]  Give me my freaking beer.
[01:28:32]  I'm chugging, man.
[01:28:35]  I'm chugging.
[01:28:36]  I'm trying to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast.
[01:28:42]  There's Captain Dessey, man.
[01:28:43]  You're out of here.
[01:28:44]  I'm out.
[01:28:44]  I'm tired of seeing these trolls disrespect you.
[01:28:47]  I know what you're saying.
[01:28:48]  Hey, Captain Desi, I hear you, man.
[01:28:50]  I'm barely here now.
[01:28:52]  I mean, the only reason I'm still doing this broadcast is because I'm holding on by a thread.
[01:28:58]  And if these sons of bitches continue with this, I guarantee you, I will get out of here and I will go straight to the bar and I will get some ice cold beer and some hot chicken wings instead of having to put up with this crap.
[01:29:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:29:13]  You're making me belch, man.
[01:29:15]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:29:17]  It's not like you could reach an olive branch from your wheelchair.
[01:29:20]  You got a crippled children.
[01:29:21]  You see, Nico, I knew it.
[01:29:23]  I knew you son of a bitch.
[01:29:25]  I knew you were nothing more than a goddamn toothface, goddamn internet people troll.
[01:29:30]  I knew it, man.
[01:29:32]  You son of a bitch, man.
[01:29:33]  You sound like some freaking.
[01:29:36]  You know, I don't even want to know.
[01:29:37]  You sound like a two girls, one anus-loving pecker chaff fetish having Puerto Rican codfish up the ass having piece of trash is what you sound like, Nico.
[01:29:46]  So don't come at me, boy.
[01:29:47]  Don't come at me.
[01:29:50]  The only reason equals shekels.
[01:29:53]  Shut up, man.
[01:29:54]  All right.
[01:29:54]  I mean, what do you think I am?
[01:29:57]  Huh?
[01:29:57]  What do you think?
[01:29:58]  You think I'm some overgrown, disgusting, big-nosed shekel goblet or something?
[01:30:02]  I'm not.
[01:30:03]  All right.
[01:30:05]  I Jesus Christ.
[01:30:06]  I'm just a guy just trying to do a show, man.
[01:30:10]  That's all I'm trying to do.
[01:30:12]  I'm just trying to do a show, man.
[01:30:15]  That's all.
[01:30:16]  I said this a while ago.
[01:30:18]  Crockett was born in Tennessee.
[01:30:20]  He's not a full-blooded Texan.
[01:30:21]  I've seen aborted dogs.
[01:30:22]  So what?
[01:30:25]  You don't understand.
[01:30:26]  Davy Crockett.
[01:30:27]  You know what his favorite saying was?
[01:30:28]  You know what his favorite quote is?
[01:30:30]  Some folks are born made to wave the flag.
[01:30:32]  What is the red, white, and blue?
[01:30:34]  And when the band plays Hail to the Chief, they point the cannon at you, Lord.
[01:30:40]  Can you just shut the hell up, please?
[01:30:42]  Senator's son.
[01:30:44]  Shut up.
[01:30:46]  Great.
[01:30:46]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:30:48]  Hey, Davey Crockett's most famous line is: the hell with you.
[01:30:52]  I'm going to Texas.
[01:30:55]  Hey, there's Capitalist America, baby.
[01:30:57]  CWU Enster to throw you tonight.
[01:30:59]  Kick back and relax, Ghost.
[01:31:01]  These fucking losers ain't worth your time.
[01:31:04]  I'm telling, thank you, Capitalist America.
[01:31:06]  Unless we forget, lack a boss, Capitalist America donated a $100 bill on the last broadcast.
[01:31:13]  And you'll take a look at episode 38 on that.
[01:31:15]  Capitalist America, 20 bucks today.
[01:31:18]  Well, that's a gangster right there, man.
[01:31:19]  Cheers to Capitalist America, baby.
[01:31:21]  Cheers, baby.
[01:31:22]  Cheers.
[01:31:25]  And cheers to Gnarly, too.
[01:31:26]  He was the last 28-bucker, man.
[01:31:28]  Cheers.
[01:31:32]  You know, I've heard on the comment section of these videos that people really find it disgusting that I drink on the broadcast and they hate when I drink on the mic.
[01:31:42]  But you know what?
[01:31:42]  Tough titty, all right?
[01:31:44]  Tough titty, said the kitty, because the milk's still good, you son of a bitch.
[01:31:47]  So sit there and shut up.
[01:31:50]  All right?
[01:31:52]  You are, though, stop denying shekel goblin asshat.
[01:31:56]  I'm not a damn shekel goblin, all right?
[01:31:59]  What do I look like?
[01:32:00]  Ice Poseidon?
[01:32:01]  Is that what I look like?
[01:32:02]  Do I look like Ice Poseidon?
[01:32:04]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:32:06]  I'm not a shekel goblin.
[01:32:08]  All right?
[01:32:09]  I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
[01:32:14]  That's all I'm trying to do.
[01:32:18]  That's all I'm trying to do, man.
[01:32:19]  All right.
[01:32:21]  Once again, cheers to Capitalist America.
[01:32:24]  And take a look at the hater aid, Capitalist America, that these sick internet people punks in the chat room are giving you.
[01:32:31]  Look at the hater aid because they're stupid, dumb fucking internet punks is what they are.
[01:32:38]  They're internet punks, man.
[01:32:41]  Jesus Christ.

=== Why Do Y'all Troll Me Like This (03:04) ===

[01:32:44]  I mean, you guys are making me belch.
[01:32:46]  You're causing so much acid to be churned up.
[01:32:49]  You're making me belch.
[01:32:51]  I am going to the bathhouse.
[01:32:53]  You son of a bitch, man.
[01:32:55]  Stop defacing Davey Crockett, all right?
[01:32:59]  CX is better than Pantera.
[01:33:01]  It should explain itself.
[01:33:03]  CX is dead.
[01:33:05]  All right.
[01:33:06]  It's over.
[01:33:07]  It's finished.
[01:33:09]  All right.
[01:33:09]  I was in the middle of sleep paralysis listening to you getting trolled by TTS when I got a few Steam messages on my PC that I left on.
[01:33:17]  Yeah.
[01:33:18]  So I broke out of paralysis, and turns out it was some furry hentai-loving autist saying he was listening to your show.
[01:33:24]  So you're hanging out with furry autists now, boat?
[01:33:29]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:33:30]  And sleep paralysis, no joke.
[01:33:32]  That's actually very scary.
[01:33:33]  If you're really suffering from that, that's pretty, you know, that's a pretty scary situation.
[01:33:38]  But, but, you know, come on, boat.
[01:33:40]  No, no furries, okay?
[01:33:42]  No furries for boat.
[01:33:43]  All right.
[01:33:44]  No furries for boat.
[01:33:46]  And once again, I want to say cheers to Capitalist America.
[01:33:49]  Cheers to Cuckler.
[01:33:51]  Cheers to the Eastern Time, Kitty Kins, Kitty Cuddles.
[01:33:58]  Cheers to, man, we got a bunch of people.
[01:34:01]  Hold on, let me go back.
[01:34:02]  I don't want to miss anybody.
[01:34:04]  Gnarly, who donated $28.
[01:34:07]  Who else do we got here?
[01:34:10]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:34:12]  Y'all been trolling me this bad?
[01:34:14]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:34:14]  His talk.
[01:34:15]  I said some rude things before, and I apologize.
[01:34:18]  Let's wipe the slate clean.
[01:34:20]  What are you talking about?
[01:34:21]  You just disrespected me.
[01:34:23]  Beyond belief, Nico.
[01:34:26]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:34:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:30]  Anyway, everybody who donated 25, I can't believe how many, how many, how many.
[01:34:36]  Why do y'all troll me like this, dude?
[01:34:39]  I mean, seriously, why, man?
[01:34:41]  A boat full of furries.
[01:34:43]  No, seriously, man.
[01:34:44]  Why do y'all do this, man?
[01:34:46]  I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man!
[01:34:52]  That's it, man.
[01:34:56]  Talk like a retard for me, ghost.
[01:34:58]  I love your impressions.
[01:34:59]  Shut the hell up, man.
[01:35:00]  I am not the engineer.
[01:35:01]  I don't know why you people continue to say that shit, man.
[01:35:05]  I mean, the engineer is his own guy for Christ's sake, man.
[01:35:09]  I mean, engineer, say something for these people here.
[01:35:12]  Say something.
[01:35:14]  Say, hey.
[01:35:16]  Thank you.
[01:35:20]  Jesus Christ with these people, man.
[01:35:26]  I'm sorry, engineer.
[01:35:27]  These fucking people, man, they're just a bunch of jerks.
[01:35:30]  I don't know what else to say, man.
[01:35:34]  Fuck yeah.
[01:35:36]  You heard the engineer.
[01:35:39]  You heard him.
[01:35:40]  Anyway, let me fucking.
[01:35:42]  I don't even know where I'm at.
[01:35:44]  I've already wasted an hour and 35 minutes messing around with a bunch of troll terrorists.

=== Boycott San Antonio Texas (09:21) ===

[01:35:49]  I've been wanting to say, boycott San Antonio, Texas, Viva La Chick-fil-A.
[01:35:56]  All right.
[01:35:57]  San Antonio is literally Newark, Jersey with margaritas.
[01:36:02]  And if you've ever been to Newark, Jersey, you understand what I'm talking about.
[01:36:05]  The only difference is out here in San Antonio, we got margaritas and we got that mud hole of a riverwalk.
[01:36:14]  I mean, look, I get it.
[01:36:15]  It's like, great, look, it's the river walk and yay, wow, yeah.
[01:36:22]  A bunch of overpriced crap.
[01:36:24]  Do not come to San Antonio.
[01:36:25]  That's a nice soundboard you used there.
[01:36:28]  I don't have a soundboard.
[01:36:29]  It's the engineer, you son of a bitch.
[01:36:31]  All right, ain't the soundboard.
[01:36:34]  And like I said, if you do not come to San Antonio, that's how you choke San Antonio.
[01:36:39]  That's how you punish the city of San Antonio.
[01:36:42]  Because you know what the number one revenue generating business is for San Antonio?
[01:36:48]  Tourism.
[01:36:49]  Tourism, baby.
[01:36:51]  And they have massive hotel taxes.
[01:36:54]  If you're ever staying at a San Antonio hotel, take a look at how much municipal tax you're paying on your hotel room.
[01:37:01]  You're paying a massive amount of hotel tax so that you can support this disgusting, corrupt city council.
[01:37:09]  All right.
[01:37:10]  And by the way, San Antonio just passed an ordinance forcing people that have their own homes that are trying to post them on Airbnb.
[01:37:20]  Y'all are familiar with Airbnb, right?
[01:37:23]  Well, San Antonio is the first city now where you must buy a city permit in order to have your house as an Airbnb, huh?
[01:37:32]  That's great, isn't it?
[01:37:34]  That's great.
[01:37:35]  People troll you because you react.
[01:37:37]  People pull your string and you dance with your strings.
[01:37:40]  Guess who's the puppet master?
[01:37:42]  Shut up.
[01:37:43]  That pissed me off.
[01:37:44]  What am I supposed to do?
[01:37:46]  What am I supposed to do?
[01:37:47]  They pissed me off, man.
[01:37:49]  They pissed me off.
[01:37:52]  What else am I supposed to do?
[01:37:56]  Boycott San Antonio, man.
[01:37:59]  All right?
[01:38:00]  The freaking city council has been corrupt in this town ever since that son of a bitch, Henry Cisneros.
[01:38:07]  And if you don't know who Henry Cisneros is, look up that stupid sellout son of a bitch.
[01:38:12]  He's a guy that turned San Antonio into the proverbial shithole it is today.
[01:38:19]  All right.
[01:38:19]  He was the mayor in the 80s of this town here and then decided to start go ahead and just blow money out of proportions.
[01:38:28]  And guess what?
[01:38:28]  The average median income of San Antonio is right now.
[01:38:31]  Huh?
[01:38:32]  Average median income of this poor town is $25,000 a year.
[01:38:37]  Brooke, fuck off the call list and quite wasting our time in radio graffiti.
[01:38:42]  Hey, whoa, hey, wait, why is everybody hating on Brooke?
[01:38:44]  Shut up, tranny destroyer.
[01:38:46]  That's a horrible name.
[01:38:49]  Riverwalk mud pie.
[01:38:50]  What about Lackland AFB?
[01:38:52]  Do you like that place in San Antonio?
[01:38:56]  It's the Air Force base.
[01:38:57]  What the hell?
[01:38:58]  Who gives a crap?
[01:38:59]  It's the Air Force base.
[01:39:01]  I came.
[01:39:02]  What do you mean you came?
[01:39:04]  I saw, then I conquered?
[01:39:05]  What is it?
[01:39:05]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:39:07]  Listen, boycott San Antonio.
[01:39:09]  It's a garbage hole.
[01:39:11]  Don't come here.
[01:39:13]  If they're not going to preserve religious freedom, and let me tell you, why did they deny Chick-fil-A from being a part of the airport?
[01:39:22]  It's because some stupid four-eyed bastard by the name of Diego Bernal, look up this stupid son of a bitch because he thinks he's going to run for Congress.
[01:39:30]  All right.
[01:39:31]  Diego Bernal.
[01:39:32]  All right.
[01:39:33]  And if you happen to know him on Twitter, you tell him Ghost said he's a piece of crap and to come out the closet already.
[01:39:39]  All right.
[01:39:39]  Because in my opinion, he is the one that's in the closet.
[01:39:43]  And in my opinion, him and his wife have some, you know, secret arrangement because it was his initiative.
[01:39:49]  It was his policy that made it possible for the San Antonio Council to deny Chick-fil-A.
[01:39:56]  Diego Bernal.
[01:39:58]  Ghost Wheels Radio, you son of a bitch.
[01:40:00]  Shut up.
[01:40:01]  I'm not joking around.
[01:40:03]  Diego Bernal is a first grade piece of trash.
[01:40:07]  And it's his initiative is the reason why Chick-fil-A got denied a spot in the San Antonio airport.
[01:40:14]  And what's so bad about Chick-fil-A?
[01:40:16]  I don't understand that.
[01:40:17]  What is having Chick-fil-A at the airport going to do for the LGBTQ community?
[01:40:22]  Like, you know, the Chick-fil-A is some kind of like bad people.
[01:40:28]  This is a Christian family.
[01:40:30]  The Chick-fil-A family are, they're Christians, man.
[01:40:34]  Do you know that the guy who created Chick-fil-A, the reason that they're closed on Sunday?
[01:40:38]  Because the creator of Chick-fil-A taught Sunday school every Sunday for 30 years.
[01:40:45]  Okay.
[01:40:47]  And you mean to tell me that because Diego Bernal and Julian Castro passed this stupid initiative on a municipal level, that all of a sudden, if you happen to have, I don't know, Christian stances that may be against the LGBTQ.
[01:41:05]  And what I mean against LGBTQ, it's not like these folks hate the LGBTQ.
[01:41:10]  They just have the right to have religious freedom, not to acknowledge that lifestyle as moral.
[01:41:18]  I mean, what is Chick-fil-A doing?
[01:41:20]  Are they going out there?
[01:41:21]  Are they stopping gays from holding hands in the street?
[01:41:24]  Huh?
[01:41:25]  Are they going out there spreading hatred amongst the LGBTQ?
[01:41:29]  Absolutely not.
[01:41:31]  All right.
[01:41:31]  And I think that San Antonio City Council should be ashamed of itself and everybody who voted for this Chick-fil-A ban should literally be ousted from power.
[01:41:41]  All right.
[01:41:42]  And I'm glad Ken Paxton, the Texas Attorney General, is going to put San Antonio, the city of San Antonio, under investigation for religious discrimination.
[01:41:53]  Thank God.
[01:41:55]  Thank God, man.
[01:41:56]  Christian Rock better than Pantera.
[01:41:58]  Listen, shut up.
[01:42:00]  This is serious business, folks.
[01:42:02]  All right.
[01:42:03]  So we have little Julian Castro running for president for the Democratic Party.
[01:42:08]  What is he running on?
[01:42:10]  Is he running on San Antonio?
[01:42:12]  Take a look at this city.
[01:42:13]  All right.
[01:42:14]  The only reason I'm here is because, let me explain something.
[01:42:17]  If you have $250,000 in your bank account, you can live like a millionaire in San Antonio.
[01:42:24]  I'm not joking.
[01:42:25]  You can live like a millionaire in San Antonio for $250,000 in your bank account.
[01:42:32]  Atheism better than Pantera.
[01:42:34]  Look, shut up.
[01:42:34]  All right.
[01:42:36]  And that's the only reason why I'm here.
[01:42:38]  Okay.
[01:42:38]  But what's unfortunate is that the city of San Antonio is such a massively funded bureaucratic system that the only way that anyone's going to make any money in this town is if they become a bureaucrat for the city, is if they work for the city.
[01:42:57]  Because private business, private small business in this town is almost non-existent.
[01:43:04]  And why is that?
[01:43:05]  Because the city takes all the sales tax, which is pretty much accumulated from the tourism industry, and they basically spend that tax however they see fit.
[01:43:17]  Let me give you an example.
[01:43:19]  They recently, a few years ago, renovated the Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center.
[01:43:25]  All right.
[01:43:26]  Henry B. Gonzalez, and Henry B. Gonzalez was a closet socialist, if you want my opinion, but the Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center.
[01:43:35]  And this renovation cost $300 million.
[01:43:40]  $300 million.
[01:43:43]  I agree, Ghost.
[01:43:44]  I hate the faggots, too.
[01:43:45]  If you can take a dick, you can take a bullet.
[01:43:48]  Shut up, shake ghost.
[01:43:49]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:43:50]  That's not funny either.
[01:43:52]  All right.
[01:43:52]  That's not goddamn funny.
[01:43:55]  They spent $300 million to renovate this stupid, ridiculous convention center.
[01:44:00]  And guess what?
[01:44:01]  $25 million of that $300 million went to one piece of art.
[01:44:08]  One piece of art.
[01:44:11]  And who in the hell is that artist?
[01:44:14]  And who is that artist related to within the city?
[01:44:18]  I mean, this is how people get rich in this shitbag town.
[01:44:23]  And it's because of the city council.
[01:44:25]  I mean, I hear that, what is it, Bravo or one of these stupid dumb channels, one of these networks like Bravo is supposed to be having a, aren't they supposed to be having some show?
[01:44:38]  The Texicanas?
[01:44:40]  Have you heard about this?
[01:44:41]  They're actually going to have a show about some supposed rich Mexican broad slut bags out here, and they're going to follow these broads around as if San Antonio is Beverly Hills or some shit.
[01:44:54]  All right.
[01:44:55]  I mean, this is a joke.
[01:44:56]  All right.
[01:44:57]  And that's why I'm saying San Antonio is an utter joke.
[01:45:00]  The average median income of this town is $26,000.
[01:45:06]  All right.
[01:45:07]  People barely have enough money to pay rent in this town.
[01:45:10]  All right.

=== Unless Your Folks Leave You Property (02:58) ===

[01:45:11]  Here's Keith.
[01:45:11]  What is it?
[01:45:12]  What's up, Keith?
[01:45:13]  What do you got to say?
[01:45:14]  How do I tell my over-sheltering parents that I'm going to move to Wyoming to work at Yellowstone with some friends over five months?
[01:45:22]  I'm 23.
[01:45:23]  You want to know how you tell them?
[01:45:24]  Hey, mom, dad, I'm going to go over here for a little bit, okay?
[01:45:28]  And I'm going to start my life.
[01:45:31]  And I'm sorry if it hurts you, but I'm 23 years old.
[01:45:36]  I'm doing me.
[01:45:38]  That's what you need to tell your parents.
[01:45:40]  Unless, of course, Keith, your parents are going to give you a major.
[01:45:44]  Ghost, things are getting tense.
[01:45:46]  Let's pack a few flakes and burn.
[01:45:48]  Alien.
[01:45:49]  You know what?
[01:45:50]  You know, that sounds like a good idea, Erica.
[01:45:52]  But look, Keith, I'm serious.
[01:45:54]  Unless your folks are going to leave you a decent-sized inheritance or they're going to leave you some property or they're going to leave you a business, I would just go just what I said.
[01:46:04]  Just tell them, look, mom, dad, I'm out of here.
[01:46:05]  I'm going to do my own thing.
[01:46:06]  You don't like it?
[01:46:07]  Hey, I'm doing me.
[01:46:10]  I'm doing me.
[01:46:12]  And that goes for everybody.
[01:46:13]  I mean, I don't understand why people have so much emotional connection to your parents if they didn't, if they're not going to leave you anything.
[01:46:20]  If your parents aren't going to leave you a business or leave you a property or leave you an inheritance or leave you even a fucking insurance policy, I mean, then why in the hell are you emotionally tied to your parents?
[01:46:33]  I mean, let me explain something here.
[01:46:35]  Okay.
[01:46:36]  Let me explain something.
[01:46:37]  If your parents didn't think to save money, didn't think that, hey, you know, maybe we need to provide Billy with something once he turns 18.
[01:46:47]  You know, maybe we should supply him with a college fund, huh?
[01:46:51]  Or maybe we should supply him with something.
[01:46:52]  Maybe we need to work hard so that when Billy's 18, he'll be able to have a good life for himself.
[01:46:59]  I mean, that's what good parents do.
[01:47:01]  Do you understand?
[01:47:02]  That's what parents are supposed to do.
[01:47:06]  Parents are supposed to be like, hey, I'm going to have this kid, and everything that you and me do as a couple, I'm talking about husband and wife, we are going to put some part of it aside so that the future, which is our children, will be able to have a better path in life.
[01:47:24]  And this is what it comes down to.
[01:47:26]  I have no idea, okay?
[01:47:28]  I have no idea why anyone would be loyal to their parents.
[01:47:32]  I love Pantara, but what do you think of mayhem?
[01:47:34]  Preferably, have you heard the story of Vark killing and Euronymous?
[01:47:38]  No, I haven't, as a matter of fact.
[01:47:40]  I haven't heard that in capitalist America.
[01:47:43]  But Pantera does, you know, I'm sorry, Pantera does rock.
[01:47:46]  But look, people are saying I'm heartless in the chat room because I'm saying that, hey, if your parents don't leave you anything, then they weren't responsible parents.
[01:47:57]  I mean, let's be honest.
[01:47:59]  I mean, it's like Michael Jackson said in that one song, La Masa Ma Masaba Makusa, La Masa Ma Masaba Makusa, La Ma Sei Lamasa La Makusa.

=== It's Because Statistically Certain Groups (07:26) ===

[01:48:09]  He says, if you can't feed the baby, then don't have the baby.
[01:48:12]  All right, that's what he says in that song.
[01:48:14]  If you can't feed the baby, then don't have the baby.
[01:48:18]  And you see, this is where the minorities in America get this white privilege nonsense.
[01:48:23]  You know, oh, it's white privilege that this and white privilege have that.
[01:48:28]  No, it's because white people in their culture, for whatever reason, they believe in taking care of their family.
[01:48:35]  They believe that when they have a child, that they're going to, they're going to, they're going to be helped by those parents.
[01:48:44]  They're going to leave them property.
[01:48:45]  They're going to leave them something.
[01:48:46]  They're going to leave them some kind of legacy.
[01:48:50]  You understand?
[01:48:52]  And that's why everyone who's a minority always talks about white privilege, white privilege.
[01:48:58]  There is no white privilege.
[01:49:00]  It's the culture.
[01:49:02]  Okay.
[01:49:02]  It's the culture.
[01:49:03]  White folks in aggregate care more about their children's future than most minority groups.
[01:49:10]  This, of course, excluding the Asians because Asians really care about their children.
[01:49:16]  I mean, you've heard about the tiger moms.
[01:49:18]  You've heard about all this.
[01:49:19]  And Jews, you know, I already see you racist in the chat room.
[01:49:25]  Indians are also starting to take place in that regard.
[01:49:29]  It's just for whatever reason, certain minority groups are now going and fanning this idea on the left that white privilege, white privilege is the cause of something.
[01:49:40]  There is no white privilege.
[01:49:42]  It's your culture.
[01:49:44]  Okay.
[01:49:44]  If we take a look at the culture of black folks, we all know that statistically, and like this is not racist, this is based on statistics.
[01:49:53]  The majority of black folks born in this country today are born into single mother families.
[01:50:01]  And most of these single mothers have multiple different children from multiple different families.
[01:50:07]  Now, when you go into that kind of cultural context, when you have a single mother raising a lot of different children, what kind of future do you think those children are going to have?
[01:50:21]  What kind of future?
[01:50:22]  Do you think that that single mother is going to be working hard and saving money for each and every one of those children's educations?
[01:50:29]  Do you think that single mother is going to be working hard and making sure that those children have something when she's not around anymore?
[01:50:37]  I'm sure there's exceptions to the rule like Sean P. Diddy Combs' mother.
[01:50:43]  But those are very, very far and few between.
[01:50:47]  Same thing with the Mexicans in this country.
[01:50:50]  The Mexicans, they're very family oriented, you know?
[01:50:54]  And they're very family-oriented.
[01:50:56]  But the problem is, is that they, For whatever reason, all right, they base their family not on what mom and dad could do for the children, it's based on what the children can do for the mom and dad.
[01:51:15]  Then, why do white people get a slap in the wrist while minorities get harsh penalties for the same exact crime?
[01:51:21]  What crimes are you talking about?
[01:51:23]  What crime abstract bunch of bullshit meme magician is black?
[01:51:28]  What crimes are you talking about?
[01:51:31]  What crimes are you talking about?
[01:51:33]  Because everybody gets the same criminal book thrown at them.
[01:51:39]  It's whether or not they have to come across law enforcement on the street.
[01:51:44]  And you want to know why most law enforcement goes towards certain minority groups?
[01:51:49]  It's because statistically, statistically, certain minority groups are higher in criminal statistics.
[01:51:58]  And because you're a cop and you're actually living these statistics instead of reading them on a goddamn paper, you just by pure human nature tend to realize that certain groups of people are prone to certain activities.
[01:52:14]  Okay?
[01:52:15]  I'm sick and tired of this, man.
[01:52:16]  That, oh, it's racism.
[01:52:17]  It's racist.
[01:52:18]  It's race.
[01:52:19]  How is it racist?
[01:52:20]  How is it racist when the majority of crime are being perpetrated by minority groups?
[01:52:28]  I'm talking violent crime.
[01:52:30]  I mean, I just, I don't understand.
[01:52:32]  How is that racist?
[01:52:33]  You can look up the FBI statistics on an annual basis and it's the same every time.
[01:52:40]  All right.
[01:52:41]  Now, what is a cop supposed to do?
[01:52:44]  What is a cop supposed to do when he's living those statistics?
[01:52:48]  What is he supposed to do?
[01:52:50]  Is he supposed to ignore the fact that he's living the statistics and seeing a certain minority group prone to criminal activity?
[01:52:56]  He's supposed to ignore that?
[01:52:58]  No.
[01:52:58]  Human nature will tell you that, hey, wait a minute, this looks eerily similar.
[01:53:03]  This scene looks eerily similar, etc.
[01:53:07]  And you idiots that are saying racism, you're not cops.
[01:53:10]  I guarantee you, if you were a cop, having to affiliate with the general public, you morons wouldn't be saying racism.
[01:53:17]  All right.
[01:53:18]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:53:20]  I mean, that's the bottom line.
[01:53:21]  And I'm just, I'm tired of hearing about this crap that, oh, you know, black people get harassed by the police and Mexican people get harassed by the police.
[01:53:32]  Hey, take a look at the statistics of criminal activity, whether it's a municipal level, a state level, or a goddamn national level.
[01:53:42]  This has nothing to do with racism.
[01:53:45]  This has a cultural problem.
[01:53:49]  There's a cultural problem.
[01:53:52]  I mean, it's the way these children are being raised, man.
[01:53:57]  It's the way that the general black American public is being raised.
[01:54:02]  It's the way that the Mexicans are being raised.
[01:54:06]  Because we don't see this type of prevalency of degeneracy, of criminality in the Asians.
[01:54:13]  And I mean, you know, first-generation Asian people are typically in the higher socioeconomic demographics.
[01:54:22]  And why is that?
[01:54:23]  Because the Asians that come to this country realize the freedoms of this country, the opportunities of this country.
[01:54:30]  And that's why you have them opening up businesses and trying to put their kids through college.
[01:54:38]  You fucking killed me.
[01:54:38]  Kill Captain Autism.
[01:54:39]  Just shove your goddamn shout-outs up your ass.
[01:54:45]  You stupid idiot.
[01:54:46]  You're probably paid by the DNC for this crap, man.
[01:54:49]  I'm just simply stating, man, I'm not saying anything racist.
[01:54:53]  We should really have a serious dialogue and conversation about how children are raised and what demographics raise their children in certain ways.
[01:55:05]  And that'll tell you why we have higher minority groups in criminalistic statistics and those that don't.
[01:55:14]  And until we have an adult conversation about that, instead of crying racism, this whole racial divide, the statistics of high minorities and criminal activity, it's never going to change.
[01:55:27]  It's never going to change.
[01:55:29]  I mean, you know, every black person, since y'all are calling me a racist, I want y'all to know something.

=== Suing Dr Dre And Snoop Dogg (12:47) ===

[01:55:35]  Every black person that attempts to try to tell black people this, something ends up happening to them.
[01:55:41]  Have you noticed that?
[01:55:42]  Anytime some black person's like, hey, why do we have so many single mothers raising black men?
[01:55:48]  Why are black men now sagging their pants out in public when in jail it means that your ass is in the air for some big buck daddy that can take care of you?
[01:55:58]  I mean, why is this?
[01:56:01]  Why are black folks being programmed into degeneracy by rap music?
[01:56:08]  All right.
[01:56:10]  I mean, look, folks, I've lived a long time.
[01:56:13]  You know, I just recently read that Dr. Dre, y'all ever read about Dr. Dre?
[01:56:18]  He was bragging on social media that his daughter didn't need to have any kind of special treatment to get into USC, even though Dr. Dre donated $70 million to USC, and his daughter conveniently got an acceptance there.
[01:56:35]  Okay.
[01:56:36]  And let me explain something.
[01:56:38]  Dr. Dre and EZE, Ice Cube, these are the guys that created this whole gangster rap nonsense.
[01:56:47]  Because prior to gangster rap, black folks weren't acting like this.
[01:56:52]  Black folks weren't acting like degenerate gangster, you know, just the kind of crap that we're seeing now.
[01:57:04]  I mean, you know what's so sad about it is that it is so ingrained in black folks now that they're throwing their entertainment dollar at anything that makes black people look more and more degenerate.
[01:57:18]  I mean, take a look at love and hip-hop.
[01:57:20]  Have you seen these fucking shows love and hip-hop?
[01:57:23]  I mean, all it is is supposedly, you know, some kind of reality show based upon some certain hip-hop personalities or something.
[01:57:34]  You know, hip-hop personalities.
[01:57:37]  And the way you get popular on love and hip-hop is the more violent you are, the more loud and obnoxious, you know, the more ghetto you are, the more popular you are.
[01:57:52]  That's what makes love and hip-hop.
[01:57:53]  Have you seen these dumb shows?
[01:57:55]  I mean, and you know, Malcolm X would be rolling over in his grave had he known that he died for this crap.
[01:58:04]  You know, I mean, Martin Luther King would be rolling over in his grave if he knew that he died for this crap.
[01:58:13]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
[01:58:16]  I mean, prior to NWA, which was one of the first, I should say, first gangster rap group, which ended up evolving into Dr. Dre and his death row records.
[01:58:28]  Y'all remember the infamous Chronic album?
[01:58:31]  I really pinpoint the Chronic album for this big explosion of black degeneracy because you didn't see this type of stuff prior.
[01:58:39]  You didn't see any of this gangsterism crap.
[01:58:42]  You didn't see any of this stuff until the Chronic album.
[01:58:46]  And then once the Chronic album was out, remember they released Snoop Dogg on that chronic album.
[01:58:51]  So then they released the doggy style album.
[01:58:54]  And it was these albums, folks, that caused the spread of gang activity, gang mentality, all this garbage that these people were selling in these records, in these videos.
[01:59:07]  We started seeing it spread all over the country.
[01:59:12]  And I personally believe if you lost a son or a daughter to gang activity, I think you should hear me out.
[01:59:20]  And I think I'm very serious when I say this, okay?
[01:59:24]  If you lost a loved one to gang activity, you should be suing Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg right now.
[01:59:32]  You should be suing Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, who single-handedly made hundreds of millions of dollars producing and perpetuating and condoning this degeneracy that wasn't prevalent within the American social structure, okay?
[01:59:52]  I mean, you know, y'all black folks, y'all want to sue somebody that really did bad to y'all that suggested these dumbass, hey, man, I'm a gangster, I'm this, I'm that.
[02:00:02]  Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre.
[02:00:06]  Shut up, magician battles.
[02:00:08]  I'm not joking.
[02:00:11]  I'm not joking.
[02:00:14]  I mean, this is serious business, and I don't understand why nobody even took it.
[02:00:18]  To Down Joe, nobody wants to talk about this.
[02:00:22]  Nobody wants to talk about this.
[02:00:23]  $25,920.
[02:00:27]  The S and D. Somebody in the chat room is like, we should be suing Eminem too.
[02:00:31]  No, no, you don't understand.
[02:00:33]  Eminem.
[02:00:33]  You know who founded Eminem?
[02:00:35]  Who founded Eminem?
[02:00:37]  Who founded M ⁇ A?
[02:00:38]  Dr. Dre.
[02:00:41]  700.
[02:00:42]  Dre founded Eminem.
[02:00:44]  So Dr. Dre should be at the focal point of people's lawsuits.
[02:00:50]  Shut up, fucking asshole.
[02:00:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:58]  The session.
[02:00:59]  All right, shut up, you magician.
[02:01:01]  I'm out of here.
[02:01:02]  I'm shooting pearls to you people.
[02:01:04]  I'm shooting pearls.
[02:01:06]  Shout out to you.
[02:01:08]  These people are doing shout-outs for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
[02:01:11]  Seriously, Samsung.
[02:01:12]  You're a son of a bitch, man.
[02:01:14]  All of you, all right?
[02:01:15]  I'm sitting here trying to shoot pearls to you people, man.
[02:01:18]  I'm kicking you knowledge out here.
[02:01:21]  I'm trying to kick your asses some knowledge.
[02:01:23]  You people don't give a crap.
[02:01:26]  Jesus Christ.
[02:01:28]  I'm not even joking, man.
[02:01:30]  I'm not even joking.
[02:01:31]  I think that people who lost their loved ones to gang life post-1992 should be suing Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
[02:01:40]  They should be, you know, and who put these guys up?
[02:01:42]  How did these guys get the money?
[02:01:44]  How did these guys get the distribution deals?
[02:01:46]  How did these guys get on MTV?
[02:01:48]  How did all this happen?
[02:01:50]  Well, take a look at the people who promoted them.
[02:01:53]  I mean, take a look at the guy who founded Easy E with Ruthless Records.
[02:01:58]  That was the NWA.
[02:02:00]  That's when Dr. Dre and Ice Cube were all a part of NWA.
[02:02:04]  Who founded Ruthless Records?
[02:02:06]  They say it was Easy E, but it was a guy by the name of Jerry Heller.
[02:02:12]  Jerry Heller was the guy who founded these guys and put NWA on MTV, put NWA in distribution deals, etc.
[02:02:24]  And when Dr. Dre was like, man, I'm getting ripped off over here.
[02:02:28]  I'm going somewhere else.
[02:02:29]  Who gave Death Row Records the distribution deal?
[02:02:34]  Who gave Death Row Records the distribution deal for Suge Knight to be such a powerful bastard?
[02:02:40]  For Death Row Records to be so influential in our pop culture?
[02:02:44]  Who did it?
[02:02:45]  It was none other than Interscope record executive Jimmy Iveen.
[02:02:51]  And by the way, Jimmy Iveen has been funding most of the gangster rap ever since Death Row Records.
[02:02:59]  As a matter of fact, you know those Dre beats that you sons of bitches were out there spending, what, two, $300 for?
[02:03:06]  Jimmy Iveine owns most of that.
[02:03:10]  All right, Jimmy Iveine.
[02:03:11]  You need to look up this dude.
[02:03:13]  Look up Jimmy Iveine.
[02:03:15]  Look up who this dude is.
[02:03:18]  And it's not just the people who distribute the records.
[02:03:22]  Lynn Sulcuns, Shulkoons, I don't know what the hell is happy Baller Friday.
[02:03:26]  Happy Baller Friday to you.
[02:03:28]  I mean, it's not just, you know, the distributors of the records, Interscope, you know, Jimmy Iveen.
[02:03:34]  Who produces this stuff?
[02:03:37]  I mean, for Death Row Records, luckily Dr. Dre was a producer, and, you know, he produced most of it.
[02:03:44]  Cheers, Ghost.
[02:03:45]  It's about time somebody exposed the kikes for their role in the nigger-fied filthy.
[02:03:49]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:03:50]  Hold on just a second.
[02:03:51]  Calm your ass down.
[02:03:53]  I'm not saying that.
[02:03:55]  I didn't say that.
[02:03:56]  Love the show.
[02:03:57]  Shut up.
[02:03:58]  I didn't say that.
[02:03:59]  All right.
[02:04:00]  You're a damn racist.
[02:04:01]  And Neil deGrasse Tyson in the chat room beat me to it.
[02:04:04]  Like Rick Rubin.
[02:04:06]  Rick Rubin is one of the biggest hip-hop producers.
[02:04:10]  And take a look at this son of a bitch.
[02:04:12]  He's the guy who created Tommy Boy Records with Russell Simmons.
[02:04:18]  All right.
[02:04:19]  So listen.
[02:04:20]  I mean, when I see black folks act like, you know, their favorite rapper and sagging their pants and being like, you know, as ghetto as they possibly can, they're not doing that because they want to.
[02:04:33]  Of course the people behind this music are all Jews trying to degenerate society to make more Goyam slaves.
[02:04:39]  Heller and Lior Cohen were Jewish scums.
[02:04:42]  That's not what I'm saying, Bill, okay?
[02:04:44]  That's not what I'm saying.
[02:04:46]  I'm just trying to say that there are other entities that are non-black that are getting way richer than, you know, these black folks that are with the bling bling and got the freaking gold chains and the gold teeth and the gold necklace and all that.
[02:05:03]  There's a whole different group of folks that funded all this.
[02:05:07]  And you know who the victims are?
[02:05:09]  Are black people.
[02:05:12]  They're black people.
[02:05:13]  I mean, you know, if you try to tell a black person this, they're so ingrained with this hip-hop culture that they will make every excuse in the book on how what I'm just telling you right now is not true.
[02:05:28]  And this is a serious situation, in my personal opinion.
[02:05:32]  And I think that Black Lives Matter and all these supposed Black Panthers and all these pro-black organizations, how come you're not talking about this?
[02:05:41]  Not only are you not talking about this, but you're embracing the hip-hop culture, which has been the biggest contributor to black degradation in this country.
[02:05:53]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:05:56]  But you try to tell some black folk this, they're going to be like, man, you racist.
[02:05:59]  You don't know what you're talking about, man.
[02:06:01]  You don't know nothing, man.
[02:06:02]  See, look, here's some idiot, hot mustard gas.
[02:06:05]  Ghost knows nothing about the black community.
[02:06:07]  How the hell do you know?
[02:06:09]  How the hell do you know?
[02:06:10]  I bet you I know more about black history than you.
[02:06:12]  I know more about black culture and black history than most black folks.
[02:06:16]  Most people think that black culture is nothing more than knowing the source magazine.
[02:06:21]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[02:06:24]  But look back at the 50s, where public lynchings were the norm.
[02:06:27]  Ah, shut up.
[02:06:28]  That's not true.
[02:06:29]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[02:06:31]  All right.
[02:06:32]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:06:34]  I'm just trying to give a little bit of insight on why we're seeing black folks act the way they're acting.
[02:06:41]  This hip-hop culture has nothing to do with black culture.
[02:06:46]  This has been suggested to black folks, and now it's the culture.
[02:06:51]  Now it's the culture.
[02:06:53]  Black folks weren't acting a fool like this before Dr. Dre's chronic album.
[02:06:58]  Do y'all remember the 90s before the chronic album?
[02:07:01]  Y'all remember like kid and play?
[02:07:03]  Y'all remember kid and play?
[02:07:05]  Y'all remember those movies they were putting out?
[02:07:07]  They were trying to go down that direction of an innocent, you know, we're not drinking alcohol, we're dancing, you know, we're rapping and shit.
[02:07:14]  They weren't going down this gangster rap direction.
[02:07:17]  Remember Kid and Play?
[02:07:18]  Remember house party movies?
[02:07:20]  Remember that movie Class Act with Kid and Play?
[02:07:23]  I mean, that's the direction that black folks were going, man.
[02:07:26]  But for whatever reason, it was more marketable to market black thugs who had never been seen on a national basis to market them on a national basis and bring the hood nationwide to America.
[02:07:43]  And that's exactly what happened.
[02:07:44]  That's why when I see Dr. Dre, I see Ice Cube, you know, I see these, these people are pieces of trash.
[02:07:51]  They're scum.
[02:07:52]  All right.
[02:07:52]  Dr. Dre especially, man.
[02:07:54]  All right.
[02:07:55]  He is a complete scumbag who, you know, how many thousands and millions of black lives were killed because of this idiot's sell of the hip-hop culture?
[02:08:07]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:08:10]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink of that.
[02:08:12]  I didn't mean to go off on this soliloquy about rap, but come on, man.
[02:08:16]  Let's get real with it.
[02:08:18]  All right.
[02:08:18]  Let's get real.
[02:08:21]  Jesus Christ, man.

=== People Today Especially 18 To 29 Years (05:58) ===

[02:08:23]  I mean, I didn't mean to get off on this tirade, but this is how people become subjugated.
[02:08:29]  People become subjugated by the power of suggestion, you know, by entertainment.
[02:08:35]  I mean, take a look at general women nowadays.
[02:08:38]  You know, I read an article today that people ages 18 to 29 are having less sex than any other generation of their age group.
[02:08:49]  Have you heard about this shit?
[02:08:51]  All right.
[02:08:52]  18 to 29 year olds are having less sexual intercourse.
[02:08:56]  Many of them, I read, don't even, they haven't even had their first time in this age range.
[02:09:02]  Now, why is that?
[02:09:06]  What caused that to happen?
[02:09:08]  What caused it to happen, folks, was the way that your idea of pop culture was sold to you.
[02:09:15]  And in today's pop culture, what is everybody doing?
[02:09:17]  Everybody's online.
[02:09:19]  Everybody's getting an application, right?
[02:09:22]  I'm on Grinder.
[02:09:23]  I'm on Tinder.
[02:09:24]  I'm on Jacked.
[02:09:26]  I'm on Plenty of Fish.
[02:09:28]  You know?
[02:09:28]  And most people think now that a relationship is purely based upon a picture and a goddamn profile.
[02:09:36]  Or, hey, I'm going to hit up this bitch in the Instagram and all this other.
[02:09:40]  They think that's how relationships are based and it's not.
[02:09:43]  That's not how relationships are based.
[02:09:47]  See, yeah, shut up, you idiot.
[02:09:50]  All right.
[02:09:51]  Yeah, I know what you mean with that stupid name.
[02:09:54]  All right.
[02:09:55]  I'm just simply stating.
[02:09:56]  This is where people are meeting people.
[02:09:59]  And even though they're on Grinder and they're on Plenty of Fish and they're on Match.com, even though they're meeting people, they're not fucking.
[02:10:08]  They're not having sexual relations.
[02:10:10]  And guess what?
[02:10:11]  Even though right now in modern day society, people ages 18 to 31 or 18 to 29, excuse me, 18 to 29 aren't having, they're having the least amount of sex of any generation in their age group.
[02:10:25]  Guess what?
[02:10:26]  People over the age of 60, people over the age of 60 having sex has gone up almost 40%, huh?
[02:10:37]  To the highest point of anyone over 60 in history, at least in American history.
[02:10:44]  Now, what's wrong with that picture?
[02:10:46]  You see, I know you dumbasses are going to say boomers this and boomers that.
[02:10:51]  I mean, great, it's boomers.
[02:10:55]  What are you all doing?
[02:10:57]  What's happening?
[02:10:59]  What caused this divide, man?
[02:11:03]  I'll tell you what it is.
[02:11:04]  It's the fact that now our culture, at least cultures that are anywhere in the range of 40 years old and younger, okay, these cultures have been purely integrated into the internet as a means of social interaction.
[02:11:21]  And many of which believe that that's how they're going to get a significant other is by communicating on the internet.
[02:11:27]  And that's not what happens.
[02:11:30]  And you see, people over 60, people over 60, they've, you know, they've done a lot of fucking.
[02:11:35]  I mean, people over 60 have done a lot more than just regular, casual, heterosexual sex, okay?
[02:11:42]  I mean, remember, unless we forget, people that are over the age of 60, they grew up in the 70s and the 80s.
[02:11:47]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:11:48]  I mean, in the 70s, these baby boomers were sniffing cocaine out of a woman's cleavage in the club studio 54, for Christ's sake, okay?
[02:11:59]  So what I mean to say is, is that boomers know how to go out in real life and talk and try to socialize, to put themselves in these types of situations.
[02:12:11]  People today, all right, people today, especially 18 to 29 years of age, they don't know how to socialize.
[02:12:19]  They don't know how to talk to people.
[02:12:22]  I mean, their communication has been purely on the internet, spamming racial crap and spamming memes and, you know, being funny in real weird, you know, meme-like regard.
[02:12:38]  You know, they don't understand how to talk to a woman.
[02:12:42]  They don't understand how to talk to a significant other.
[02:12:45]  They don't understand this.
[02:12:47]  And this is where the power of suggestion affects all our lives.
[02:12:53]  All right.
[02:12:53]  What is this?
[02:12:56]  How can you meet anyone out of days because of me too?
[02:12:59]  Bro, me too?
[02:13:02]  Are you?
[02:13:03]  Listen, I mean, it's not that hard to meet a woman, man.
[02:13:09]  I mean, first and foremost, many of you folks, and especially you gentlemen that try to go out and meet women, you try to be very overtly aggressive, okay?
[02:13:21]  Whether you're overtly or even subtly aggressive, women read that like the back of their hand.
[02:13:28]  People have found out that the bottom 80% of men are fighting over the bottom 20% of women, and the top 80% of women are fighting over the top 20% of men.
[02:13:37]  Well, that's pretty good.
[02:13:38]  Hypergamy is stronger than ever, and life is catered to women.
[02:13:41]  You cannot relate to the youth ghost.
[02:13:44]  Wait a minute.
[02:13:45]  How is life catered to women?
[02:13:47]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[02:13:49]  There are more women right now working in the workforce than men.
[02:13:53]  I mean, even Donald Trump said this in his speech yesterday, that of the 5.6 million jobs that were created during Trump's tenure here in the past couple of years, 60% of those jobs went to women.
[02:14:06]  So I don't understand how you're saying everything's catered to women.
[02:14:10]  What you need to do as a man is find the appropriate partner.
[02:14:14]  And if you're going to have sexual relations, don't come inside a woman.
[02:14:20]  Excuse me.

=== Eminem Actually Talked Garbage Against Black Folks (03:07) ===

[02:14:21]  Speaking of Eminem, Eminem was the first Talcom X.
[02:14:25]  The fucker can't die from AIDS fast enough for me.
[02:14:27]  And we all know he has the AIDS because you get into the rap bits by taking it up.
[02:14:32]  You don't understand.
[02:14:33]  Eminem, all right, before he became Mr. Talcum X, Eminem was uh he was actually kind of a racial rapper.
[02:14:41]  He actually, uh, he actually talked garbage about black people back in the day.
[02:14:45]  Did y'all know about this?
[02:14:47]  Y'all know about this?
[02:14:48]  I mean, I'm not, I'm not joking around.
[02:14:50]  He talked, uh, he talked a little bit about against black people, and of course, black people give him a pass on this.
[02:14:57]  Here comes the night train boogie.
[02:14:59]  All right, look, shut up.
[02:15:00]  Like, look, look, Eminem actually talked garbage against black folks, but now black folks are giving him a pass, which most other black artists in the industry find it very bizarre that Eminem has all these passes, he's the king of rap, and all this other nonsense when he began his career as somewhat of a racial rapper.
[02:15:25]  As a matter of fact, engineer, put up that racist song of Eminem back before he became the big Eminem.
[02:15:31]  Do you have that song?
[02:15:36]  All right, look for it, all right.
[02:15:38]  Now, what I'm gonna do is this is an Eminem song before he got founded by Dr. Dre, when he was out here thinking that he was some badass and this and that.
[02:15:46]  He wasn't pro-black, he was not pro-black, okay?
[02:15:52]  Now, I am using this song.
[02:15:54]  It's gonna, it's gonna, as a matter of fact, it was written by Eminem before he was, you know, some major rap guy, and uh, he called himself Marshall Mathers.
[02:16:05]  I want to say that this is fair use.
[02:16:07]  I am critiquing this song, I am criticizing this song, and we are analyzing this song.
[02:16:13]  So, fair use, motherfuckers.
[02:16:15]  Fair use, okay?
[02:16:17]  I'm just saying, all right.
[02:16:19]  Now, let me go ahead and can you just get to the part, engineer, when he talks about black people and all this other stuff?
[02:16:28]  Can you do that for me?
[02:16:32]  All right, here we go.
[02:16:34]  All right, look, I think, I think we're, I think, I think you got it, engineer.
[02:16:36]  I think that you're on that, all right?
[02:16:38]  Now, this is an excerpt, all right?
[02:16:41]  This is an excerpt of the old Eminem before he got, you know, got hooked up by Dre and all this other stuff.
[02:16:49]  What is this?
[02:16:50]  Oh, by the way, Trump said a naughty word.
[02:16:53]  Is that normal Christian activity?
[02:16:55]  He said bullshit in relation to the Robert Mueller investigation, okay?
[02:17:01]  Give me a break.
[02:17:02]  Oh my God, he said bullshit because he said it in a speech because of the Robert Mueller investigation.
[02:17:08]  All right, I think he has car blanch to say bullshit, considering he's had to go through all this crap.
[02:17:14]  So, just sit there and shut up, anonymous.
[02:17:17]  All right, just sit there and shut your stupid hole.
[02:17:20]  All right, go ahead and play it.
[02:17:22]  This song is called Foolish Pride by a young Eminem.
[02:17:26]  What is this?
[02:17:27]  Our generation is fucked ghost.

=== That's Why You Have All These Black Men Scoring Fatties (03:30) ===

[02:17:29]  Women, even the ugly ones, want to fuck six foot three Chads and refuse to settle for less.
[02:17:35]  Women use the meat up with Chads because if you had the power to choose with the money, how the hell do you know that, dude?
[02:17:44]  How do you know that?
[02:17:46]  That shit's disgusting.
[02:17:48]  I don't eat ragu, you stupid idiot.
[02:17:50]  All right, I eat homemade spaghetti.
[02:17:53]  Yay!
[02:17:56]  I mean, how do you figure that, man?
[02:17:58]  I mean, look, if you ask a fatty, okay, if you ask an ugly or a fatty, of course, they're going to tell you, oh, I want a man who's got a six-pack, and I want a man who's going to love me, and he's going to sing to me.
[02:18:12]  He's going to serenade me from my room.
[02:18:14]  They're all going to sing.
[02:18:18]  Yeah, there's a lot of incels.
[02:18:19]  I mean, but I'm telling you, if you put that fatty in the context of a very, you know, socially alcoholic beverage consuming situation, for instance, if you found her at a club, you found her at a bar and you start talking to her and being nice to her, she ain't going to remember a Chad, okay?
[02:18:42]  She's going to be like, look, I'm a little loose, and this guy is over here.
[02:18:46]  He's being very nice to me.
[02:18:48]  And, you know, maybe I want to be a little bit affectionate to him.
[02:18:51]  Maybe I want to, maybe I want to kiss him.
[02:18:53]  You know, maybe I want to do this.
[02:18:54]  Maybe I want to do that.
[02:18:55]  I mean, you have to understand.
[02:18:57]  All right.
[02:18:57]  Just because a fatty says she wants something doesn't mean that she's going to get it.
[02:19:02]  And she knows it.
[02:19:04]  Fatties know this.
[02:19:05]  Uglies know this.
[02:19:06]  They're just saying this because, I mean, just like everybody in America, they all think they deserve something better.
[02:19:13]  But why is it, and I don't mean to be racist on this, but I'm talking from personal experience.
[02:19:19]  Why is it every last call?
[02:19:21]  And if you don't believe me, go out to your local bar right now and wait till last call.
[02:19:26]  Every last call, watch the black men that are in the room.
[02:19:30]  If they don't have a woman and they hear, last call for alcohol, black folks, black men are like, oh, man, Jesus Christ, man, this is the motherfucking last call.
[02:19:40]  And they will start going up to the fatties.
[02:19:44]  They will start going up to the uglies.
[02:19:47]  That's why you have all these black men scoring these fatties and uglies.
[02:19:51]  That's why you got them, you know, unfortunately, black men.
[02:19:55]  And look, this is, I mean, I don't have statistics for this, but let's be honest.
[02:20:00]  We see black men with fatties all the time, you know, in the supermarket, in the stores.
[02:20:07]  And the reason is, is because the fatty is, you know, making the money.
[02:20:10]  She's bringing in the bread.
[02:20:12]  And the brothers just kicking back, you know, playing PlayStation at the house.
[02:20:16]  And let's be honest.
[02:20:18]  I mean, that's how most of these brothers that play this player game, it's a player.
[02:20:23]  Remember, man, I'm a player, baby.
[02:20:25]  I'm a player.
[02:20:26]  This is very prevalent in black community.
[02:20:28]  All right.
[02:20:29]  They go up to these fatties, and on top of giving them the high-hard one and talking sweet to them, because of this, because they're acting like a man, because they're going up and giving them the high-hard one, they finance, you know, Cadillacs, you know, on dubs for them, you know, like a 76 Cadillac on dubs.
[02:20:48]  I mean, I'm not joking, man.
[02:20:50]  How do you think these brothers get all this stuff?
[02:20:53]  These brothers get all this stuff because they're the ones going up to the fatties and uglies and actually talking to it.

=== Listen All You Gentlemen Need To Do Is Lower Your Standards (08:14) ===

[02:21:00]  You know?
[02:21:01]  You know, they see a 300-pounder, you know, they're like, man, this last call.
[02:21:06]  I'm going to go up.
[02:21:06]  I'm going to go talk to dad.
[02:21:07]  I'm going to go talk to that.
[02:21:10]  And what's the black jive?
[02:21:11]  The black jive is the same.
[02:21:13]  It's been the same for a long time.
[02:21:14]  Like, baby, baby, baby.
[02:21:17]  Man, look at you.
[02:21:18]  I've been looking at you all night, man.
[02:21:20]  You look hot as hell, baby.
[02:21:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:21:23]  And then the girl, the fatty or ugly is going to be like, and, you know, the black man is going to be like, yeah, baby.
[02:21:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:21:31]  I've been watching you from over there all this night, man.
[02:21:33]  I just was, you know, all the, and that's how they get him.
[02:21:37]  That's how they get him, man.
[02:21:42]  I'm just saying, go to a last call for alcohol at a bar, man.
[02:21:46]  Look, look, I spent a lot of time on 6th Street.
[02:21:48]  I've seen it, okay?
[02:21:50]  Shut up with the MGTOW shit.
[02:21:52]  We get it, it's not easy to find a woman sometimes.
[02:21:56]  Just because women want the top 20% of men doesn't matter.
[02:22:00]  They need to look beyond optics and financial means.
[02:22:03]  And you need to look for great characteristics of women.
[02:22:06]  Bro, I'm aesthetic.
[02:22:08]  Listen, all you gentlemen need to do is lower your standards because as much as you're criticizing fatty and ugly women who want Chads with six packs and six foot three, that's the same thing as you incels, bro.
[02:22:23]  You incels think that you deserve some young looking, voluptuous, titty and booty having, thin, thin stomach having sex pot, you know?
[02:22:38]  I mean, let's be honest.
[02:22:39]  I mean, you incels, you know, that's why you're so infatuated with these cartoon women, because you wish you had a woman that looked like that.
[02:22:47]  You wish you had a woman that had that fat ass and those big tits.
[02:22:52]  You wish you did, but you can't.
[02:22:54]  And the reason is, is because if you looked at your incel self in the mirror, let's be honest, you're probably disgusting looking.
[02:23:02]  You probably got pop marks on your face.
[02:23:04]  You know, you probably are slovenly dressed.
[02:23:07]  You're probably greasy.
[02:23:09]  You probably got a neck beard, etc.
[02:23:11]  I mean, how is that attractive to women?
[02:23:15]  Ghost is, oh, shut up, wheelchair Cadillac.
[02:23:18]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:23:20]  Look, I'm serious.
[02:23:21]  I'm not joking around, man.
[02:23:24]  I think everyone needs to understand that because all these incels are incels, they need to take a step back and stop thinking that they deserve Kate Upton when she was 19 years old with the big tits, all right?
[02:23:38]  All right, I'm serious.
[02:23:39]  Okay, great.
[02:23:40]  We would all love to have for one night a Kate Upton when she was 19 with the big knockers, okay?
[02:23:47]  That's not what you're going to get.
[02:23:49]  You've got to dial back your expectations yourself, all right?
[02:23:54]  So I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying you incels are involuntary celibate because you want to be.
[02:24:01]  And you're making every excuse in the book to pretend why you can't get your wee wee played with by a third party.
[02:24:10]  I've heard every goddamn excuse in the book from these incels, man.
[02:24:14]  I'm not even joking.
[02:24:16]  I mean, look, I'm not a great-looking dude.
[02:24:19]  I'm not ugly too, but I'm just, I'm not a great-looking dude.
[02:24:22]  But look, I'm a man, all right?
[02:24:24]  I exude manly dominance.
[02:24:26]  I walk around like I own the place.
[02:24:29]  And by the way, men shouldn't be gawking women.
[02:24:33]  All right.
[02:24:34]  When you gawk a woman and she sees you gawking, you've already lost.
[02:24:39]  You've already lost.
[02:24:41]  All right.
[02:24:42]  I'm just saying.
[02:24:44]  All right.
[02:24:44]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:24:46]  When I go out with Mrs. Ghost, I got bitches that want to pull the fucking balls out of my pants.
[02:24:50]  And it's not because I'm some big badass and I got a six-pack and I'm a fucking...
[02:24:57]  It's not because of that.
[02:24:59]  It's because women have a sense.
[02:25:02]  They have a sense with inside of them.
[02:25:04]  I don't know what it is, but they can tell who's in charge.
[02:25:08]  All right.
[02:25:09]  They can tell who's, you know, a man that, you know, there's something about them.
[02:25:15]  They're like, look at this dude.
[02:25:16]  This dude's walking around like he doesn't have any problems.
[02:25:19]  This dude's walking around like he has all the answers.
[02:25:23]  This is what women want.
[02:25:25]  They want a man that isn't needy.
[02:25:27]  They want a man that, look, I mean, this man, he takes care of himself.
[02:25:31]  He takes care of me.
[02:25:33]  And I'll give him whatever he wants to stay with me.
[02:25:37]  I in the chat for incel radio.
[02:25:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:25:41]  Anybody who puts an eye in the chat is an incel piece of trash playing with their own wee wee, doing too much drywack, and it's making calluses on their freaking wang, all right?
[02:25:53]  Look at these incels.
[02:25:54]  Look at them.
[02:25:55]  Look at them.
[02:25:56]  I'm shooting pearls to you people.
[02:25:58]  And look at you.
[02:26:00]  Bunch of incel-loving pieces of trap, trap.
[02:26:04]  I should say trap because that's what you like is traps, right?
[02:26:07]  That's why you incels are always making that great debate, that great debate.
[02:26:12]  Traps aren't gay, right?
[02:26:13]  Is that what you incels always like to say?
[02:26:15]  Traps aren't gay.
[02:26:16]  And you want to know something, incels?
[02:26:18]  I don't even think that you can get a trap.
[02:26:21]  You know, you're so ugly, some of you people.
[02:26:23]  You have pretty much taken your own personal hygiene and your own personal looks and thrown it away.
[02:26:29]  You people can't even get a trap, all right?
[02:26:33]  Let's pay to have sex.
[02:26:35]  Why not give money to a porn star for a good night?
[02:26:37]  That's one good night, you idiot.
[02:26:40]  That's one good night.
[02:26:41]  What about tomorrow?
[02:26:42]  What about next week?
[02:26:43]  All men could have the hot woman with the big tits and nice ass if they would just legalize prostitution like they did in Nevada.
[02:26:50]  Nevada equal headline.
[02:26:51]  Prostitution is not.
[02:26:53]  I mean, you have to understand, prostitution, first of all, is very expensive, okay?
[02:26:58]  And secondly, it's like one night.
[02:27:02]  All right.
[02:27:02]  It's like one night.
[02:27:03]  You guys need to realize, man.
[02:27:05]  I mean, look, I don't want to get into my personal life, but back in my day, you know, I was, you know, I had women all over the place.
[02:27:11]  All right.
[02:27:12]  I'm just, you know, women have always been all over me.
[02:27:15]  I don't get it.
[02:27:15]  All right.
[02:27:15]  But either way, what you want to do is have an experience, man.
[02:27:19]  You know, have an experience that, hey, you know, this woman, I got her from the club and we went out and, you know, she stayed at my place.
[02:27:29]  I stayed at her place.
[02:27:33]  I stayed at her place.
[02:27:34]  She stayed at my place.
[02:27:35]  And then, you know, you wake up, you know, you have some, I mean, it's that whole scenario.
[02:27:42]  The inner in sales circle.
[02:27:44]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:27:45]  Listen to me.
[02:27:46]  I'm not joking.
[02:27:47]  It's that whole scenario.
[02:27:49]  You know, it's like you stayed at her house and it was great.
[02:27:52]  You had great sexual relations.
[02:27:53]  You watched TV.
[02:27:54]  She made you breakfast.
[02:27:56]  I mean, that is what you goddamn idiots need to start experiencing.
[02:28:01]  Or you make her breakfast or whatever, man.
[02:28:03]  I mean, that's what it's about.
[02:28:06]  Prostitution is nothing but you might as well whack off and just save your money.
[02:28:12]  Seriously, you might as well get a virtual reality, you know, one of these VR V or Oculus riffs and go on the porn hub virtual reality.
[02:28:21]  Have you seen this?
[02:28:23]  I mean, you can literally put on, all right, you can put on the goddamn the freaking VR, okay?
[02:28:32]  You can put on the VR and literally just be in an in real life pornographic scenario and just like put like, I don't know, one of those blowjob sex toys or, you know, whatever.
[02:28:46]  I'm just saying, why waste your money on a prostitute?
[02:28:50]  And you know how much prostitutes cost for Christ's sake?
[02:28:53]  I mean, prostitutes cost a lot of money, man.
[02:28:56]  You know, out here in San Antonio, where women are very scarce, or at least good-looking women are very scarce around here, the average prostitute costs around $250 an hour, okay?
[02:29:10]  $250 an hour.

=== I Need Some Goddamn Beer For Christ Sake Man (05:54) ===

[02:29:14]  Although if you go to Austin, which is just 90 minutes north of San Antonio, the price of poon goes down.
[02:29:22]  It goes down to $150 an hour.
[02:29:25]  Now, why is that?
[02:29:26]  Because there are more single people in Austin.
[02:29:30]  You are more likely to go to 6th Street and go home with somebody or go to their place.
[02:29:35]  I mean, there is more available pretty pieces of ass.
[02:29:39]  And I'm talking about ass.
[02:29:41]  You know what I'm talking about?
[02:29:42]  I'm talking about fine pieces of ass out there in Austin than there is down here in San Antonio.
[02:29:49]  And I'm speaking from personal experience, man.
[02:29:51]  Everybody in Austin is like a beautiful person, man.
[02:29:55]  I'm not joking.
[02:29:56]  You can have any flavor of whatever the hell you want in Austin.
[02:29:59]  All right.
[02:30:00]  And there's a bunch of women just out there.
[02:30:04]  So because you have a whole bunch of single women out there, the probability of you getting something without having to pay for it is higher.
[02:30:12]  Unlike in San Antonio, if you go to a San Antonio club, bro, going to a nightclub in San Antonio is like going into a Walmart during prime time, man.
[02:30:23]  I hate to say this.
[02:30:24]  This is a very fat city.
[02:30:26]  All right.
[02:30:26]  There's a goddamn bean and cheese taco joint on every fucking corner in this town.
[02:30:31]  All right.
[02:30:32]  I'm not joking.
[02:30:33]  Everything in this town is fucking bean and cheese.
[02:30:36]  You know?
[02:30:37]  Everything.
[02:30:37]  It's fucking bean and cheese in this town.
[02:30:40]  And you know what bean and cheese does?
[02:30:42]  It makes these women have these ultra-fat thunder thighs.
[02:30:46]  Have you seen these women?
[02:30:47]  Like, you know, maybe their top body looks okay, you know, but then they have these gigantuant fucking thigh asses.
[02:30:55]  That's fucking bean and cheese right there.
[02:30:57]  All right.
[02:30:58]  And there are plenty of that out here in San Antonio.
[02:31:02]  And that's why the price of a woman, at least a fairly decent-looking woman in this town, is $250 an hour.
[02:31:09]  I'd buy that.
[02:31:10]  Oh, my God.
[02:31:11]  What is this?
[02:31:12]  Today on Ghost's Bathhouse Show, we will be reviewing bathhouses in downtown Austin.
[02:31:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:31:19]  Why would anybody go to a bathhouse, dude?
[02:31:22]  I mean, seriously, I mean, look, I get it.
[02:31:24]  You're hard up.
[02:31:25]  All right.
[02:31:26]  You go to a bathhouse, so, you know, you can have a third party, you know, ejaculate your penis.
[02:31:30]  I get it.
[02:31:31]  All right.
[02:31:32]  But, you know, I don't know.
[02:31:37]  I don't know.
[02:31:38]  I'll ask Obama, I guess.
[02:31:39]  I don't fucking know.
[02:31:41]  I don't know.
[02:31:41]  I need some more beer.
[02:31:42]  That's all I know for Christ's sake.
[02:31:43]  I'm just trying to have a decent conversation with you incels here.
[02:31:47]  I'm trying to.
[02:31:48]  And shut up, me, magician.
[02:31:50]  I don't go to fucking bathhouses, so I don't fucking know.
[02:31:52]  So shut up.
[02:31:53]  You see, you people are making me curse on this Baller Friday.
[02:31:57]  I need some goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:32:00]  More beer!
[02:32:02]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:04]  Of course, it's only for one night.
[02:32:06]  All I want is one night.
[02:32:08]  I want the bitch to fuck off after I'm done.
[02:32:10]  Yeah, right.
[02:32:11]  I'm sure you do.
[02:32:14]  Sure you do.
[02:32:17]  Sure you do.
[02:32:18]  Bunny ranch connoisseur.
[02:32:20]  Sure you do.
[02:32:21]  All right.
[02:32:23]  Sure you want the bitch to go away.
[02:32:25]  Yeah, I'm so sure.
[02:32:26]  I'm sure you got broads crawling on your nutsack like a freaking monkey that you got to shoe them away.
[02:32:31]  You got to beat these bitches off with a stick and you want them to go away.
[02:32:35]  Yeah, sure, buddy.
[02:32:36]  I believe you.
[02:32:38]  Hey, Mikey, I believe you.
[02:32:40]  Stupid idiot.
[02:32:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:32:44]  Real advice, incels.
[02:32:46]  Practice keeping eye contact and flirting with ugly chicks.
[02:32:49]  Don't be afraid of getting rejected.
[02:32:51]  I know.
[02:32:52]  Failing is part of the game.
[02:32:54]  Even Chads get rejected more often than not.
[02:32:57]  Reverend God.
[02:32:59]  He was my sensei.
[02:33:01]  Reverend Friars has got it right, man.
[02:33:03]  Even Chads get turned down because remember, Chad's, they're going after the badass pieces of ass.
[02:33:08]  And you know who really gets these, like, these beautiful women, like, like these fucking, these Instagram thoughts?
[02:33:14]  You know who really gets them?
[02:33:16]  Old rich capitalists.
[02:33:19]  And take a look at these Instagram thoughts, man.
[02:33:21]  They get to go to these badass mansions.
[02:33:24]  They make sure to put themselves in pictures of badass scenes.
[02:33:28]  They're in hotels and in badass countries.
[02:33:31]  How the hell do you think they're getting there?
[02:33:33]  They're getting there because some rich old dude has the money to bring them up there and spend time with them.
[02:33:41]  I mean, I'm talking like these beautiful, like, like just jaw-dropping Instagram thoughts.
[02:33:48]  That's where they're going and giving up their poo nanny to.
[02:33:52]  They're giving up their poo nanny to old rich capitalists.
[02:33:56]  I'm not kidding.
[02:33:58]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:34:00]  All right?
[02:34:02]  Old, rich, white dudes, not white dude, you mean any dude, rich, rich, black dude, rich, rich, Mexican, any money prostitute might seem expensive, but how much money do you spend on your wife?
[02:34:15]  You take her out to dinner, movies, and so on.
[02:34:17]  Yeah, so what?
[02:34:18]  And besides, you're stuck with one.
[02:34:20]  So what?
[02:34:21]  Why is that not boring?
[02:34:22]  I take one-timers over an expensive wife anyway.
[02:34:25]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:34:26]  My wife, she's going to, like, here in a minute, she's going to cook me a fucking midnight steak.
[02:34:31]  All right, mac and cheese.
[02:34:33]  All right.
[02:34:34]  She cleans the home.
[02:34:35]  All right.
[02:34:35]  She knows her place.
[02:34:37]  Okay.
[02:34:38]  You see, that's what you wish you had.
[02:34:40]  You know, I'm sure we go to your goddamn room, it's dirty as hell for Christ's sake.
[02:34:44]  You probably got two-week-old pizza still stuck to a fucking plate right next to your PC.
[02:34:49]  All right?
[02:34:50]  That's the difference.
[02:34:52]  All right.
[02:34:54]  So I'm just simply stating, you sons of bitches that are out here that are claiming that I don't really care.
[02:34:59]  I just want a prostitute.
[02:35:01]  Everybody that claims that they just want prostitutes are the loneliest sons of bitches ever.
[02:35:07]  They're the loneliest sons of bitches ever.

=== Look Up Creepy Joe Biden On YouTube (10:07) ===

[02:35:08]  I'm just, I'm just saying.
[02:35:10]  I'm just saying, man.
[02:35:11]  Give me my freaking, give me my beer.
[02:35:14]  And by the way, you want to be, I mean, by the time you get married, you should be able to command sex anytime you want to, okay?
[02:35:28]  I mean, that's just the way it is.
[02:35:29]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:35:30]  And not to mention your significant other, hope there's communication involved.
[02:35:35]  You got to communicate this before you get married, of course.
[02:35:39]  But, you know, your goddamn wife, you know, whatever you feel like, like, hey, get on your knees and pray, and you better pray good.
[02:35:47]  You know, women are thoughts.
[02:35:48]  Why not use them for a good time and leave them behind just like niggers, leaving their impregnated white woman?
[02:35:54]  No, come on.
[02:35:55]  That's not that.
[02:35:56]  Come on.
[02:35:57]  That's racist.
[02:36:00]  Now, look, even though you claim that black people are leaving this or leaving that, okay, great.
[02:36:10]  Why are black men failing to be any kind of an economic force as in aggregate as a whole in America?
[02:36:18]  Because they have too many baby mamas.
[02:36:22]  And this is this is not every black man, of course.
[02:36:25]  I mean, but most black men, okay?
[02:36:28]  They have so many baby mamas that it behooves them to never work again.
[02:36:35]  To never, ever work again.
[02:36:38]  And that's why you have a bunch of fatherless black males being raised by single parents, etc.
[02:36:43]  So I'm just simply stating, man.
[02:36:47]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:48]  Oh, yeah.
[02:36:49]  I think we've got the Eminem song, right?
[02:36:51]  Do we have the Eminem song, Engineer?
[02:36:56]  All right.
[02:36:56]  Here is the song where Eminem was talking against black people before he became Mr. Black People all of a sudden.
[02:37:05]  But yeah, this is it right here.
[02:37:07]  All right.
[02:37:08]  Take a look.
[02:37:08]  Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
[02:37:10]  This is a clip of the Eminem song, Foolish Pride, where he talks garbage about black people.
[02:37:15]  Listen to it.
[02:37:16]  Go ahead, Engineer.
[02:37:17]  When I talk about foolish pride, I mean blacks and whites taking different sides.
[02:37:22]  Listen, listen.
[02:37:23]  Blacks and whites take different sides.
[02:37:25]  Unity never happens, and we will subside.
[02:37:27]  We will subside, and nature will release.
[02:37:30]  And everything will just crush that piece.
[02:37:33]  But when we cuss that piece, you see we start hating each other.
[02:37:36]  But remember, you are my brother, and you are my sister.
[02:37:40]  Just like I'm a mister.
[02:37:42]  I seen a black girlfriend, and I kissed her.
[02:37:44]  I kissed her.
[02:37:45]  I placed it on her cheek.
[02:37:47]  And she didn't come back till next week.
[02:37:50]  Now it was next week, and she was back again.
[02:37:52]  Wanting to kiss a white kid.
[02:37:55]  So she was my girlfriend.
[02:37:57]  We started going out, but that's okay.
[02:37:59]  Because we were black and white.
[02:38:01]  Blacks and whites, sometimes mixed.
[02:38:04]  But black girls only want some money because they're dumb chicks.
[02:38:08]  So I'm going to say like this: Don't date a black girl.
[02:38:11]  Take an Emma fist.
[02:38:13]  If you want, but if you don't, I'm going to tell you like that.
[02:38:16]  So, for Christ's sake, y'all hear that?
[02:38:18]  Huh?
[02:38:19]  Did y'all hear that?
[02:38:21]  Now, all of a sudden, Eminem is Mr. Black rapper, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:26]  He's on BET rapping on the BET Awards, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:30]  All right?
[02:38:31]  Yeah, that's Eminem.
[02:38:33]  That's Eminem.
[02:38:34]  Before Eminem became Eminem, he was Marshall Mathers, and this song is called Foolish Pride, right?
[02:38:40]  How come no black artists are calling out Eminem for that?
[02:38:44]  As a matter of fact, when anybody ever questions a black artist about this, they give him a pass.
[02:38:49]  They give him a pass.
[02:38:52]  That's freaking Eminem.
[02:38:53]  Just shut up.
[02:38:54]  You see, now you got Eminem fans are saying, wait a minute, that's not, that's not right.
[02:39:03]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:05]  Anyway, that's, you know, that's it right there, right?
[02:39:08]  That's it right there.
[02:39:09]  And all of you people that are in the chat room that are trying to give Eminem some kind of benefit of the doubt, you're a bunch of racists.
[02:39:15]  That was a racist song.
[02:39:17]  And why in the hell this son of a bitch does not have any flack from the black community about this is beyond me.
[02:39:24]  You know, it's beyond me for Christ's sake.
[02:39:27]  All right, give me my frickin' beer.
[02:39:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:39:37]  What? What? What?
[02:39:38]  What the hell?
[02:39:39]  Ban all himself.
[02:39:40]  Enough with this and sell stuff.
[02:39:42]  Ghost, I have a serious question.
[02:39:44]  All right, what?
[02:39:44]  Have you ever eaten an ass?
[02:39:46]  A chick asked me the other day to eat her ass, and I didn't.
[02:39:49]  Oh, Jesus, I'm not going to answer that.
[02:39:52]  I'm not going to answer that, man.
[02:39:54]  That's disgusting, man.
[02:39:56]  Cucker Tarlson.
[02:39:58]  Black artists say the same thing.
[02:40:00]  See Kanye West's gold digger.
[02:40:03]  Yeah, but he's black.
[02:40:05]  He can say that.
[02:40:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:40:06]  He's black.
[02:40:07]  You know, he's like, he can criticize other blacks because then they can't construe that as racist.
[02:40:14]  Here, Eminem is whiter than the freaking German white snow.
[02:40:21]  And this son of a bitch is able to kind of do this.
[02:40:23]  And all of a sudden, black people are just kind of, I don't know, just brushing that under the table like it's no big deal.
[02:40:29]  You know, they did the same thing with Joe Biden.
[02:40:31]  Remember when Joe Biden back in 2008 said some racial crap against the then candidate Obama during the Democratic primary?
[02:40:39]  You remember that?
[02:40:42]  And all of a sudden, everybody just forgave old Joe Biden.
[02:40:44]  Oh, yeah, and speaking of which, did y'all hear?
[02:40:48]  Creepy Joe Biden, huh?
[02:40:50]  The pride of the Democratic Party.
[02:40:52]  He has now been officially accused of sexual harassment.
[02:40:59]  Eminem sucks, but that's an Eminem wannabe guy called Dennis Nasty.
[02:41:04]  Just shut up.
[02:41:05]  It's Eminem.
[02:41:06]  Everybody knows it.
[02:41:07]  You're just trying to give Eminem an excuse.
[02:41:09]  So shut up.
[02:41:11]  We're moving on.
[02:41:11]  We're talking about creepy Joe Biden.
[02:41:14]  He was now accused of inappropriate conduct with a former Democratic candidate for Nevada, Lucy Flores.
[02:41:23]  Lucy Flores.
[02:41:25]  Let me see.
[02:41:26]  What does his broad look like?
[02:41:27]  Put her on the screen, engineer.
[02:41:28]  What'd she look like?
[02:41:30]  Why did Joe Biden couldn't take her hands off her?
[02:41:34]  Give me a goddamn picture of Lisa Flores.
[02:41:39]  Oh, man, she's, yeah, I don't know.
[02:41:43]  I'm sorry.
[02:41:45]  Hey, no offense, Lisa Flores, but I don't know.
[02:41:50]  You might need to hold off on the tacos.
[02:41:52]  I'm not trying to fat shame.
[02:41:53]  I'm sorry.
[02:41:55]  Maybe I shouldn't say that.
[02:41:56]  Anyway, so according to reports back in 2014, creepy Joe Biden made Lucy Flores a little bit uneasy when he, you know, kind of groped her and kissed her head and got kind of close to her.
[02:42:11]  You know, Joe Biden, he does that.
[02:42:14]  You know, I don't know if y'all saw that one clip when he was fondling children right on C-SPAN.
[02:42:22]  Did y'all remember that?
[02:42:24]  If y'all haven't, look up Creepy Joe Biden on YouTube and you can find what I'm talking about.
[02:42:30]  And listen, lest we forget, did we forget that Joe Biden had a fucking lobotomy back in the 90s?
[02:42:37]  I'm not joking.
[02:42:38]  Joe Biden had brain surgery and had pieces of his brain taken out.
[02:42:45]  Did we just forget about this?
[02:42:47]  He had a freaking lobotomy.
[02:42:51]  Actually, he had two of them.
[02:42:52]  He had one in like the early 90s and one at the latter part of the 90s.
[02:42:58]  He's got a freaking lobotomy.
[02:43:00]  That's why Joe Biden is always making those flubs.
[02:43:03]  He's always making gaffes.
[02:43:05]  The guy has a lobotomy.
[02:43:08]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:43:10]  I'm not joking.
[02:43:12]  Look it up.
[02:43:12]  Look up Joe Biden brain surgery right now on Google if you don't believe me.
[02:43:18]  Look up Joe Biden brain surgery if you don't believe me.
[02:43:22]  And take a look how many brain surgeries this son of a bitch has.
[02:43:27]  The squirrel army.
[02:43:29]  You have one day to vacate your residence before we invade.
[02:43:33]  Now, don't talk that way.
[02:43:34]  I love squirrels, okay?
[02:43:35]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:43:36]  I have a lot of squirrels in my, you know, I got a piece of property, okay?
[02:43:41]  And it's got a lot of trees and stuff.
[02:43:43]  And there's always like a couple of Mr. and Mrs. Squirrels, you know, hopping around the property, going from tree to tree, getting, you know, nuts, you know, getting whatever nut in the ground.
[02:43:54]  I mean, there's nothing more beautiful than looking at a woodland creature, you know, just kind of live its life, you know?
[02:44:01]  Unfortunately, Templeton, he's like one of these rodent dogs that like it's embedded within Templeton to go and try to eat it, you know?
[02:44:12]  So I got to keep Templeton on a leash or if not, he'll go catch a goddamn squirrel.
[02:44:16]  And I don't, you know, I don't want that, man.
[02:44:20]  I don't even want to deal with that.
[02:44:22]  All right.
[02:44:22]  And it's not just squirrels, the birds too, man.
[02:44:25]  I see all kinds of different birds.
[02:44:28]  I love birds.
[02:44:29]  I love nature.
[02:44:30]  All right.
[02:44:31]  I love mother nature.
[02:44:33]  Okay.
[02:44:33]  Nothing makes me feel better than looking at nature in its purest form and just looking at it.
[02:44:39]  Just beautiful.
[02:44:42]  But anyway, don't talk about squirrels raising up.
[02:44:45]  Ain't nothing going to happen.
[02:44:46]  All right.
[02:44:47]  All right.
[02:44:48]  So just shut up.
[02:44:51]  Anyway, look, did y'all look up Joe Biden brain surgery?
[02:44:55]  And this guy thinks that he's going to run for president in 2020?
[02:44:58]  How old is this guy?
[02:44:59]  Isn't this guy close to like 80 years old?
[02:45:02]  He's like 77, 78 years old.
[02:45:04]  And he's going to run for president.
[02:45:06]  And this is the best the Democrats have to offer?
[02:45:09]  And who else do they have?
[02:45:10]  A bunch of progressive losers that are completely disconnected from America.
[02:45:15]  What do you got?

=== Just Admit You Have A Trans Wife (05:24) ===

[02:45:16]  Kamala Harris, some broad who tried to pretend she was white back when she was running for the DA of San Francisco and then became the Attorney General of California.
[02:45:29]  And then all of a sudden she's black now.
[02:45:31]  Now she's black and she's proud.
[02:45:34]  And by the way, she probably, in my opinion, would not have gotten into her position as the DA of San Francisco had she not banged the mayor, the black mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown.
[02:45:48]  As a matter of fact, Willie Brown just recently came out and confirmed that he gave Kamala Harris the high hard one.
[02:45:56]  And you don't think that benefited her politically?
[02:45:59]  I mean, is that what we want for president?
[02:46:00]  Huh?
[02:46:01]  Is that what we want for president?
[02:46:03]  And what else we got here?
[02:46:06]  What else we got?
[02:46:07]  We got, oh, yeah, the Mexican golden boy, Julian Castro.
[02:46:11]  We talked about him earlier.
[02:46:12]  What is this son of a bitch going to run on?
[02:46:14]  Do you think he's going to run on San Antonio for Christ's sake?
[02:46:17]  San Antonio is Newark, Jersey with margaritas, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:23]  I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[02:46:25]  And speaking of Newark, Jersey, who else do they got running over there?
[02:46:28]  Corey Booker?
[02:46:30]  The ethnically ambiguous gay fruit bowl?
[02:46:34]  I mean, just come out of the closet, man.
[02:46:36]  I'm sick and tired of Corey Booker trying to be this ambiguous gay man, even though he's trying to promote all this gay rights and stuff.
[02:46:44]  Just come out the closet, Corey Booker.
[02:46:48]  Of course, right when he said he was running for president, he miraculously found some chick that'll play ball with him and say, look, remember, I've got a girlfriend.
[02:46:58]  I mean, even though I've never had a girl around me throughout my whole goddamn political career, look at me, Corey Booker.
[02:47:03]  I've got a girlfriend now.
[02:47:07]  Get the hell.
[02:47:08]  Oh, yeah.
[02:47:09]  And by the way, my girlfriend is Rosario Dawson.
[02:47:12]  Huh?
[02:47:12]  How do you like that?
[02:47:13]  I finally scored me something.
[02:47:16]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:19]  I'm not joking around, man.
[02:47:21]  I personally believe, in my opinion, Corey Booker is a homosexual.
[02:47:25]  If you take a look at his old writings in Stanford University, which I have linked up on Ghost.report.
[02:47:32]  Okay, go to Ghost.report and search up Corey Booker.
[02:47:35]  I wrote a blog on this son of a bitch.
[02:47:37]  I link up his Stanford writings in the Stanford newspaper.
[02:47:41]  That's all this son of a bitch talked about was sex and how he has trouble scoring with women and how he's always in the friend zone with women.
[02:47:51]  He even wrote an article about how he used to hate gays, but until he found this one gay friend, for whatever reason, blowjob, he found this one gay friend that showed him not to be homophobic.
[02:48:07]  Huh?
[02:48:08]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:48:10]  So you hate gays?
[02:48:11]  Now, I don't hate gays.
[02:48:13]  I just, what I hate, I'll tell you what I hate.
[02:48:15]  I hate people that pretend to be proponent of gays and they are pretending not to be gay.
[02:48:22]  Like I just said, Corey Booker.
[02:48:24]  Another perfect example, in my opinion, Barack Obama.
[02:48:27]  Barack Obama.
[02:48:29]  I mean, can you just admit that that goddamn wife of yours is a 15 and a half inch schlong slinging tranny?
[02:48:40]  Come on, man.
[02:48:41]  Come on.
[02:48:44]  I mean, we all saw Michelle Obama when she was dancing on Ellen.
[02:48:48]  Did y'all see that?
[02:48:49]  Huh?
[02:48:50]  Did y'all see her dancing on Ellen?
[02:48:53]  Her freaking long, big black dong was bouncing around in there when she was dead.
[02:48:58]  I'm not joking.
[02:49:01]  I mean, aside from Michelle Obama being a tranny, she's a lazy tranny.
[02:49:07]  I mean, she can't tuck her sack back like a good tranny for Christ.
[02:49:11]  Tuck your sack back.
[02:49:13]  I mean, that's a lazy tranny.
[02:49:15]  Any tranny that doesn't tuck her sack back is a lazy tranny.
[02:49:19]  I'm just saying.
[02:49:20]  All right.
[02:49:20]  I'm just saying.
[02:49:22]  Just come out of the closet, dude.
[02:49:25]  All right.
[02:49:25]  I mean, if you're going to be pro-gay and actually be gay, well, then be gay.
[02:49:31]  And speaking of Democrats and gays, did y'all remember Barney Frank?
[02:49:36]  Huh?
[02:49:36]  Do y'all remember that Barney Frank?
[02:49:37]  He was a congressman out of Massachusetts, the first openly gay congressman.
[02:49:45]  You know, this is something that Democrats, they have a very good uncanny ability to just brush anything under the rug.
[02:49:52]  Barney Frank, when he was a Democrat congressman, this son of a bitch ran a gay escort agency from his townhome in Washington, D.C.
[02:50:06]  He ran a gay escort agency, and his gay twink lover was the person that was answering the phones.
[02:50:15]  Look up, if you don't believe me, look up Barney Frank, gay escorts, and this happened in 88, 89, 88, 89.
[02:50:25]  And you want to know why Barney Frank didn't go down for that?
[02:50:29]  Because he serviced, whether figuratively or literally, he serviced most of the closeted gays within the Washington, D.C. construct.

=== Let Me Download Grindr So I Can Prove To You (08:37) ===

[02:50:40]  I'm just saying, all right?
[02:50:42]  Just admit you have a trans wife.
[02:50:44]  You greasy, wheelchair.
[02:50:45]  I don't have a trans wife, you idiot, all right?
[02:50:48]  Shut up.
[02:50:49]  All right.
[02:50:50]  And you know what?
[02:50:51]  Even if I did have a trans wife, she'd be more passable than your mother.
[02:50:56]  Okay.
[02:50:56]  So, you know, and I don't have it.
[02:50:58]  You see, I know your trolls are going to go all out.
[02:50:59]  You see, I told you.
[02:51:01]  I told you.
[02:51:01]  Ghost has tranny wife.
[02:51:04]  I told you.
[02:51:05]  Ha ha ha.
[02:51:07]  Stupid morons.
[02:51:12]  All right.
[02:51:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:51:15]  Anyway, we talked about ban.
[02:51:18]  Excuse me.
[02:51:18]  Do not come to San Antonio.
[02:51:21]  Okay.
[02:51:21]  Summer's coming around.
[02:51:22]  Spring break is still happening.
[02:51:24]  Do not come to San Antonio.
[02:51:25]  Boycott San Antonio.
[02:51:27]  Oh, the moon comes up when the sun goes down.
[02:51:29]  It brings another evening around and I'm dancing in the kitchen with Ghostler's Granny.
[02:51:34]  Shut up.
[02:51:34]  Don't talk about my goddamn granny.
[02:51:36]  All right.
[02:51:37]  I mean, we don't need to have this evening extend into talking about my granny.
[02:51:42]  All right.
[02:51:43]  My granny was a pious woman.
[02:51:46]  All right.
[02:51:46]  She never cursed a day in her life.
[02:51:50]  All right.
[02:51:51]  Whenever she made supper for us young'ins in the family and there was anything left over, she would go to the neighbors and give the leftovers to the neighbors.
[02:52:01]  Don't you ever talk about my granny, son of a bitch, all right?
[02:52:06]  But anyway, boycott San Antonio, Texas.
[02:52:09]  If you want to hurt San Antonio, Texas, do not visit here.
[02:52:14]  Chick-fil-A slaps.
[02:52:15]  Sorry that you thought my comments early on in the show was harsh.
[02:52:19]  I don't hate gays.
[02:52:20]  I was mostly referring to the propagandized LGBT movement glorifying pedophilia and unprotected sex.
[02:52:28]  Well, I agree with you that there, Tijuana genius.
[02:52:30]  And that's the dialogue that needs to be discussed.
[02:52:34]  I mean, if San Antonio, because look, this ordinance that San Antonio is using to prevent Chick-fil-A from opening up at the airport was written by some Julian Castro butt boy by the name of Diego Bernal.
[02:52:50]  And if y'all ever seen Diego Bernal, look him up.
[02:52:52]  He's a freaking little half-pint, little half-taco, four-eyed pip squeak.
[02:52:58]  All right.
[02:52:58]  And he doesn't even care about his own race.
[02:53:01]  He will do whatever it takes to politically exploit any minority group, politically exploit anybody to politically benefit himself.
[02:53:10]  He is the quintessential biggest scumbag politician who has done nothing but claims he's done everything.
[02:53:17]  It was Diego Bernal that passed this initiative.
[02:53:20]  And this initiative that is legal in San Antonio prevents anyone, anyone who has criticized the LGBTQ in the past, it prevents them from doing business with San Antonio or running for San Antonio office.
[02:53:36]  So anybody that's running for San Antonio office, if they happen to have made a gay joke or, you know, something, nope, you can't run for city council.
[02:53:46]  You can't run for the city of San Antonio mayor.
[02:53:49]  Uh-uh.
[02:53:50]  You can't.
[02:53:51]  And this is what this Chick-fil-A banning at the San Antonio airport is all about.
[02:53:57]  And these people on the San Antonio City Council should be ashamed of themselves.
[02:54:01]  All right, denying religious freedom because that's what this is.
[02:54:05]  They are denying religious freedom.
[02:54:08]  And by the way, if these San Antonio City Council were so pro-gay and they wanted to help the gays in this community, why don't you start by telling them to put a condom on their pricks?
[02:54:21]  How about that?
[02:54:23]  How about telling them to put their condoms on their pricks?
[02:54:27]  All right.
[02:54:28]  And stop going in dry and stop going in bareback for Christ's sake.
[02:54:34]  We have, folks, I've read this in the news recently.
[02:54:37]  Google this up if you don't believe me.
[02:54:38]  Google up San Antonio AIDS clusters.
[02:54:43]  All right.
[02:54:44]  Look up San Antonio AIDS clusters.
[02:54:48]  We have clusters of AIDS that are spreading all across the city exclusively within the LGBTQ community.
[02:54:56]  And yet all we're doing is talking about it.
[02:54:59]  All we're doing is publicizing it in a goddamn publication.
[02:55:03]  Why don't we do something about it?
[02:55:05]  Why don't you do something about the AIDS cluster, San Antonio City Council?
[02:55:11]  And by the way, man, the gay scene in this town is so fucking filthy.
[02:55:17]  You can smell the AIDS from Main Street.
[02:55:21]  Main Street has all the gay clubs on it, man.
[02:55:24]  It's like outside, a little outside of downtown.
[02:55:27]  You can smell the AIDS.
[02:55:30]  I mean, these are the dirtiest gays that I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
[02:55:36]  And listen, I've been in Austin, Texas.
[02:55:39]  I mean, there's a lot of gays walking around out there, baby, okay?
[02:55:43]  I mean, I was going on 6th Street when Leslie Cochran was kicking it out there.
[02:55:49]  Y'all ever heard of Leslie Cochran?
[02:55:52]  Shut up, Bonzie Buddy, all right?
[02:55:55]  Leslie Cochran was a cross-dresser who had a bald head, but had long hair on the sides and back, had a full Fu Manchu, and would hang out on 6th Street with a G-string, okay?
[02:56:08]  Leslie Cochran, believe it or not, back in the early 2000s, actually ran for mayor of Austin, Texas.
[02:56:16]  So listen, I've been around some gay people in my day, all right?
[02:56:20]  I mean, Austin is pretty damn gay.
[02:56:23]  But when I came to San Antonio, man, the gays in this city are fucking filthy.
[02:56:29]  And listen, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
[02:56:32]  That's just the way it is.
[02:56:34]  That's just the way.
[02:56:35]  As a matter of fact, if you don't believe me, let me download Grinder.
[02:56:38]  All right.
[02:56:39]  Let me download Grindr so I can prove to you, sons of bitches, how disgusting this goddamn, this city is.
[02:56:46]  Because all you got to do is open up social media to figure out how goddamn dirty this damn city really is, man.
[02:56:55]  I'm not even joking.
[02:56:56]  Let me go to, hold on, let me go to Google.
[02:56:58]  Where do I go?
[02:56:59]  Google play or whatever, Google play here.
[02:57:02]  Hold on.
[02:57:04]  Freaking stupid phones.
[02:57:06]  I hate these fucking phones, man.
[02:57:08]  All right.
[02:57:09]  Look, I'm going to download Grinder here and I'm just going to read some of the profiles that are within the vicinity at here, okay?
[02:57:18]  And I'm telling you, this goddamn city, I have nothing against gays, okay?
[02:57:24]  I have nothing against gays.
[02:57:27]  But why is it?
[02:57:29]  Why is it that you gays want to, for whatever reason, not use condoms?
[02:57:35]  Why do you not want to use condoms?
[02:57:38]  I mean, I talked about this on the last show.
[02:57:40]  Travada.
[02:57:41]  Travada.
[02:57:42]  What is this?
[02:57:42]  Many gays have fetishes for either getting or giving other people AIDS.
[02:57:46]  Why?
[02:57:47]  They call it bug chasing and willingly spread their virus.
[02:57:50]  Why?
[02:57:51]  It's beyond disgusting.
[02:57:53]  If you download Grind R, check for bug chasers.
[02:57:57]  I'm trying to right now.
[02:57:58]  Just give me a second, okay?
[02:58:00]  But why?
[02:58:01]  I mean, can somebody explain to me the modus operandi of somebody wanting to take the chance of getting the AIDS or getting?
[02:58:11]  I mean, not even the AIDS.
[02:58:12]  I mean, you know, freaking herpes or, you know, some crap like that.
[02:58:17]  Oh, great.
[02:58:17]  Another Fruit Bowl Friday.
[02:58:19]  Shut up, dark meme magician.
[02:58:21]  I'm doing this for educational and entertainment purposes only, okay?
[02:58:25]  All right, it's downloading now, all right?
[02:58:28]  I'm doing this for educational and entertainment purposes only.
[02:58:33]  All right?
[02:58:34]  Because I want to show you folks that out here in San Antonio, this city doesn't care about the gays.
[02:58:40]  39 straight wins for technology law.
[02:58:43]  Boomers versus technology.
[02:58:44]  Shut up, you idiot.
[02:58:45]  All right.
[02:58:46]  Shut the hell up.
[02:58:47]  I just want to prove to you that even though the city council in San Antonio rejected Chick-fil-A from being in the airport because of their so-called anti-LGBT stance, I want to show you how the city council in San Antonio really cares about gays.
[02:59:04]  They don't.
[02:59:06]  There's gays dying all over the place.
[02:59:08]  As a matter of fact, I don't know if I should even say this gay's name, okay?
[02:59:13]  But, you know, there's a big socialite in this city that was homosexual.

=== How Are These Fat Femmes Going To Sell Their Fat Asses (14:26) ===

[02:59:18]  And the only reason I know about this guy is because, believe it or not, there's a fleabag rag of a publication called The Current.
[02:59:26]  You can look up that stupid piece of trash rag crap, The Current, okay?
[02:59:31]  And they distribute their paper for free at bars and restaurants all over the city.
[02:59:36]  Everybody grabs one, etc.
[02:59:38]  Well, they supplemented that particular current magazine with something called Out in SA.
[02:59:47]  Out in SA, which is also distributed for free at the same locations that you can grab The Current.
[02:59:54]  And, you know, since they're free, you got to know what's going on in your pop culture in your local city.
[03:00:01]  So I picked up a few of these out in SA and I would read what the hell's going on out here.
[03:00:06]  And it's a bunch of drag queens.
[03:00:10]  And that's another thing, man.
[03:00:11]  I'm sorry.
[03:00:12]  I have to say this.
[03:00:13]  I'm sorry.
[03:00:13]  I have to say this.
[03:00:15]  I do not like drag queens.
[03:00:17]  Okay.
[03:00:18]  I mean, I think drag queens are a complete disrespect to actual transgenders.
[03:00:25]  I mean, can somebody explain to me what the fixation is with these drag queens?
[03:00:30]  Have you noticed that all these drag queens are all ugly, disgusting men?
[03:00:35]  They're ugly, disgusting men that put makeup on themselves to look like a clown, and then they're just prancing around all over the place, lip-syncing.
[03:00:45]  I mean, what the hell is that?
[03:00:46]  All right.
[03:00:47]  Hit me up on Grind R. I'm waiting for you to bring your key to the middle of the game.
[03:00:52]  Don't even start.
[03:00:53]  Okay.
[03:00:53]  Don't even start.
[03:00:54]  I'm serious.
[03:00:55]  How come we have RuPaul's drag race as some key piece of material in modern-day media pop culture?
[03:01:03]  I mean, I am sick.
[03:01:05]  I mean, I cannot stand the look of drag queens.
[03:01:09]  They are the most disgusting-looking variant of whatever.
[03:01:13]  I don't know what that is.
[03:01:14]  What is that?
[03:01:16]  Can somebody explain to me what is up with the goddamn drag queen?
[03:01:21]  I don't get it, man.
[03:01:23]  They're a bunch of ugly men pretending to be ugly clown women on the weekend, man.
[03:01:30]  I don't get it, man.
[03:01:32]  I'm sorry.
[03:01:33]  It's a disrespect to trannies.
[03:01:35]  Because look, you know, you're either going to be a transgendered, and if you are going to be a transgendered, you want to be passable, all right?
[03:01:44]  Passable.
[03:01:46]  All right.
[03:01:47]  So that no one can judge whether or not.
[03:01:49]  Wait a minute.
[03:01:49]  Is that a man?
[03:01:50]  Is that no?
[03:01:52]  But these drag queens, what is this?
[03:01:54]  The fake jacket.
[03:01:55]  You asked why they would take chances like that.
[03:01:58]  In my opinion, they take chances like that because they're atheists who hate life.
[03:02:03]  That's why they almost submit to someone who can dominate and control them.
[03:02:07]  Very pathetic.
[03:02:09]  They're talking about bug chasing.
[03:02:10]  That's what the fake jackler was talking about because I can't understand it.
[03:02:14]  But I don't understand.
[03:02:16]  Drag queens, I find them repulsive.
[03:02:20]  They're the most disgusting visual thing I could see.
[03:02:24]  I don't understand how anyone can find a drag queen attractive.
[03:02:29]  And why is this so popular in pop culture?
[03:02:32]  You know what drag queens usually do, okay?
[03:02:35]  And look this up.
[03:02:36]  You can look this up on YouTube, by the way, because gay clubs, for whatever reason, post their gay club activity all the time.
[03:02:43]  Look this up.
[03:02:44]  Drag queens, what they do at gay clubs is the gay club dedicates a certain amount of time for these drag queens to lip-sync some stupid song and prance around like some clown on a stage for Christ's sake.
[03:03:01]  I mean, can somebody explain to me why drag queens are so prevalent within the LGBTQ when it's nothing more than a bunch of ugly men pretending to be clown women on the weekend?
[03:03:13]  Have you seen the men version of these goddamn clown women, these fucking dragons?
[03:03:20]  It's just disgusting, man.
[03:03:22]  It's disgusting.
[03:03:24]  And another thing, fat femmes.
[03:03:28]  I don't believe in fat femmes either.
[03:03:30]  I'm sorry.
[03:03:30]  I don't believe in it.
[03:03:32]  I'm sorry.
[03:03:33]  I think fat femmes are a complete act and I think they need to cut the act.
[03:03:38]  All right.
[03:03:39]  All right, fat femmes.
[03:03:41]  You need to cut the act.
[03:03:44]  Stop acting like you're some kind of a trap-looking son of a bitch.
[03:03:48]  All right.
[03:03:49]  You're fat in the ass.
[03:03:50]  It's an act.
[03:03:52]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:03:54]  I don't believe it.
[03:03:54]  It's a pure act.
[03:03:56]  All right.
[03:03:57]  It's pure.
[03:03:58]  I mean, because look, if you're fat, okay, if you're a fat femme, if you're fat, that means that you're overeating a lot of stuff, probably protein and carbohydrate-based, meaning that you've got testosterone going in your body, but for whatever reason, you want to sound like, you know, some five foot three, a 90-pound twink boy, you know?
[03:04:23]  Like, um, hi, uh, my name is Ross the intern, and I'm like a big fat, fatny-ass femme.
[03:04:31]  And yeah, that's me.
[03:04:37]  It's a god.
[03:04:38]  I'm not fat shaming, dude.
[03:04:40]  I'm just saying I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:04:43]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:04:46]  It's an act.
[03:04:47]  Cut the act.
[03:04:49]  All right.
[03:04:50]  Cut the damn act.
[03:04:52]  There's nothing worse than seeing a fat femme.
[03:04:55]  I'm sorry.
[03:04:55]  I don't like fat femmes.
[03:04:56]  I'm sorry.
[03:04:57]  All right.
[03:04:58]  It's an act.
[03:04:59]  Just okay.
[03:05:00]  Just say, hey, I'm gay.
[03:05:01]  I'm just, I'm a little fat.
[03:05:02]  I'm sorry.
[03:05:02]  You know, just I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:05:05]  I'm sorry.
[03:05:06]  I'm sorry.
[03:05:07]  I don't believe in it.
[03:05:08]  I think that fat femmes disrespect twinks.
[03:05:11]  I think they disrespect traps.
[03:05:14]  You know, I think they, I'm not even, I think they disrespect ethnically or excuse me, sexually ambiguous or whatever, or excuse me, sexually androgynous.
[03:05:22]  You know, I think that they disrespect.
[03:05:25]  They disrespect two-spirited.
[03:05:27]  They disrespect all this stuff.
[03:05:29]  I don't believe in fat femmes and I don't understand the fixation of drag queens.
[03:05:36]  So, hey, LGBTQ, come on, man.
[03:05:38]  Can y'all just enough.
[03:05:40]  All right.
[03:05:41]  Enough of the goddamn cross-dressers and the drag queens and enough of the fat femmes, man.
[03:05:48]  I mean, look, look, let me explain something.
[03:05:51]  Let me explain something here, okay?
[03:05:55]  When you're supposed to be getting a feminine dude, like let's say, you know, a trap or a twink, right?
[03:06:01]  I mean, remember, you're supposed to, if you're attracted to that sort of thing, you're supposed to be like a top, right?
[03:06:08]  You're supposed to be one of these tops that, like, yeah, I want that ass.
[03:06:12]  I want that twink ass.
[03:06:14]  You know, I want that trap ass.
[03:06:16]  You know, it's an ass.
[03:06:18]  And typically, those twinks and those traps, they properly prepare their anuses, okay?
[03:06:26]  Now, what do I mean by that?
[03:06:28]  They properly prepare their anuses by anal douching their anus so that when some man tries to top them, there won't be any kind of escrement residue on the phallic once penetration is achieved, okay?
[03:06:47]  Stop being such a baggot.
[03:06:49]  Shut up for two bucks.
[03:06:50]  Now, let me explain something one more again, all right?
[03:06:54]  If you're a fat femme, I mean, what are the odds that a fat femme, because man, you know, you got to eat a lot of food to get fat.
[03:07:03]  You know what I mean?
[03:07:04]  You got to eat a lot of fat and fattening foods and, you know, all this.
[03:07:09]  You got to eat a lot of stuff.
[03:07:10]  I mean, how are these fat femmes going to sell their fat asses like twinks or traps?
[03:07:21]  Thanks for that gay education.
[03:07:23]  My computer likes boys.
[03:07:25]  Shut up, the freaking panda.
[03:07:26]  All right.
[03:07:27]  Just shut up.
[03:07:28]  I'm just saying, man.
[03:07:30]  I mean, can you really douche a fat gay ass?
[03:07:34]  And if you can, what makes that fat femme not want to eat a taco before they decide to, you know, go ahead and give it up?
[03:07:44]  I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know.
[03:07:46]  Has anybody ever been with a fat femme?
[03:07:48]  Any gay tops in the house ever been with a fat femme?
[03:07:51]  I mean, is it true that no matter if they douche their ass, you're still going to get yourself some Hershey squirts on the phallic?
[03:07:59]  I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man, these are serious issues to be discussed in modern day times.
[03:08:06]  We're living in modern day America here, okay?
[03:08:10]  These are serious questions.
[03:08:13]  I'm just saying, man, you know, I mean, that's why like twinks and traps, they make sure that, you know, they're ass.
[03:08:23]  It looks like a little pink dot.
[03:08:27]  You know what I mean?
[03:08:27]  Like, like, you know, I mean, come on.
[03:08:29]  You mean to tell me if you spread a fat femme ass that you're going to see a little pink dot?
[03:08:33]  Are you kidding me?
[03:08:34]  You're going to see taint on the sides of the cheeks going into the hole and shit.
[03:08:39]  I mean, come on.
[03:08:40]  I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:08:43]  I'm sorry.
[03:08:44]  I don't believe in it.
[03:08:46]  I don't believe in it.
[03:08:49]  I'm sorry.
[03:08:52]  I'm sorry, man.
[03:08:54]  I'm just saying.
[03:08:56]  Jesus Christ.
[03:08:58]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[03:09:03]  I never said I like traps, you idiot.
[03:09:07]  I never said I like Trinks or Trash.
[03:09:09]  I'm just saying, you know, Twinks and Traps asses.
[03:09:13]  Hold on, what is this?
[03:09:15]  Surprise, butt sex.
[03:09:18]  No, I'm serious.
[03:09:19]  Surprise B-U-T-D.
[03:09:21]  All right, all right, we get it.
[03:09:22]  Listen, you know, Twink and Trap asses, they make sure that's what they're selling.
[03:09:29]  You know, I mean, you know, twinks and traps, they know that when they give up this sexuality, that that's what they're selling.
[03:09:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:09:38]  So, like, if they give it up, they want to make sure that whoever's penetrating their body, it looks a little bit more cleaner than, you know, a Poonani or, you know, a cooch.
[03:09:48]  You know, I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:09:52]  Why is this getting gross?
[03:09:54]  I mean, this is for education and entertainment purposes, man.
[03:09:58]  I'm giving you all an education.
[03:10:01]  This is why I don't believe in fat femmes, man.
[03:10:05]  I don't believe in it, okay?
[03:10:07]  I mean, I don't believe in fat femmes.
[03:10:10]  I don't believe in it.
[03:10:11]  I do not believe in it, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:10:14]  I'm just saying.
[03:10:15]  I mean, just imagine you spread a twink ass and you spread a trap ass.
[03:10:20]  I mean, if they're a good twink and a good trap, they'll uh what is this?
[03:10:24]  For someone who's straight, you know way too much about this shit.
[03:10:28]  Hey, come out of the crowd.
[03:10:30]  Hey, hey, first of all, 2019.
[03:10:32]  Let me explain something.
[03:10:34]  I'm not, I'm not gay, okay?
[03:10:36]  I know so much about this is because I read about it in the Huffington Post and Vox and BuzzFeed and all these sick, demented, goddamn articles.
[03:10:47]  I mean, they write about this kind of crap in there all the time.
[03:10:49]  You know that?
[03:10:51]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:10:53]  Long live Meredith Veer.
[03:10:54]  All right, shut up, you idiot.
[03:10:56]  I'm not kidding around.
[03:10:58]  Look up a BuzzFeed article.
[03:11:00]  And this was a very gross article, but there's a lot of them like this, okay?
[03:11:04]  There's an article on BuzzFeed.
[03:11:06]  What is this?
[03:11:07]  True bug pension.
[03:11:08]  We are going to see if Truvada is all it is cracked up to be.
[03:11:11]  Okay, engineer, stick it in me.
[03:11:13]  Shut up, you idiot.
[03:11:15]  All right.
[03:11:15]  Shut your stupid mouth.
[03:11:18]  All right, man.
[03:11:20]  I'm just trying to say, man, all right.
[03:11:23]  I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:11:25]  BuzzFeed had an article that was titled, I got intestinal parasites from rimming.
[03:11:33]  I know I'm not the only one.
[03:11:36]  That was the title of the article.
[03:11:38]  There was a BuzzFeed article.
[03:11:40]  I got intestinal parasites from rimming.
[03:11:44]  I know I'm not the only one.
[03:11:47]  So that's why I'm saying, man, this is what BuzzFeed, what Vox and Huffington Post are out here throwing out for the public.
[03:11:55]  And you see, if you're going to have yourself a debate with the LGBTQ, you have to know where they're coming from.
[03:12:03]  And I guarantee you, if I was to debate anybody within the LGBTQ community, I will make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[03:12:12]  All right.
[03:12:14]  All right.
[03:12:15]  I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
[03:12:17]  And just because you sons of bitches are saying that, I don't know, I'm some kind of a pseudo-homosexual or something, because I know a thing or two about a thing or two about these damn gays.
[03:12:27]  All right.
[03:12:27]  The only reason I know a thing or two about the thing or two is you got to know what these sons of bitches are all about.
[03:12:33]  Because if you try to debate somebody in the LGBTQ community, what do they say?
[03:12:37]  They say, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
[03:12:41]  You don't know what it's like.
[03:12:43]  And then when you start telling them about the things that I'm telling you, then they're like, oh, oh my God.
[03:12:48]  How did you know about Travada?
[03:12:51]  How did you know that we don't like to use condoms?
[03:12:55]  How do you know?
[03:12:57]  That's how you get them.
[03:12:59]  That's how you get them, man.
[03:13:00]  I mean, come on.
[03:13:02]  Come on, man.
[03:13:05]  Son of a bitch.
[03:13:08]  I'm just saying, man, look, before I got off on this soliloquy about this, I'm just saying I don't really appreciate drag queens.
[03:13:16]  I don't like drag queens.
[03:13:18]  They're nothing but ugly men that are dressing up in clown outfits.
[03:13:22]  Look up Alexia St. James on X Hamster Bro.
[03:13:25]  It's a fat femme, but she finds I'm going to Colorado in two weeks and planning on nutting in her.
[03:13:31]  Traps ain't gay, bro.
[03:13:32]  It's gay if you suck or receive dick.
[03:13:35]  You see this?
[03:13:35]  Look at this guy.
[03:13:36]  DeAndre Omar.
[03:13:38]  Look at this, huh?
[03:13:39]  Oral and anal is a sin.
[03:13:41]  God watches you kids.
[03:13:42]  Oral and anal is a kid.

=== This Is Getting Way Out Of Hand (15:15) ===

[03:13:44]  All right, whatever.
[03:13:45]  Listen, I'm just trying ghost plus buzzfeed equals social justice warrior filth.
[03:13:51]  Listen, man, I'm a capitalist, all right?
[03:13:54]  I'm on the right wing over here, but you've got to know your enemy.
[03:13:58]  All right?
[03:13:59]  You've got to know your enemy, and that's why I read this crap.
[03:14:04]  So just sit there and shut up and stop trying to make false accusations about me.
[03:14:09]  Stop making false indictments about me.
[03:14:11]  So just sit there and shut up.
[03:14:14]  Jesus Christ, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:14:18]  Can't believe I'm even here discussing this kind of crap with you people.
[03:14:22]  All right.
[03:14:23]  I need some more beer, man.
[03:14:27]  Jesus Christ.
[03:14:31]  Oh, my God.
[03:14:34]  All right.
[03:14:35]  Let's stop talking about surprise, butt sex.
[03:14:39]  Let's talk about something else.
[03:14:40]  All right.
[03:14:41]  Let's talk about you.
[03:14:42]  You idiots keep trolling me about this guy.
[03:14:44]  I'm talking about Alex Jones.
[03:14:46]  You know, you know, I'm talking about, hey, hey, I'm Alex Jones here, and I'd like everybody out there to go ahead and buy the super male vitality, and it'll give you the big ass boner and prevent you from getting the draconian, reptilian, lizard-shaped-shifting AIDS and my filters, my filters, my filters, my filters.
[03:15:10]  Well, did y'all hear that Alex Jones is being taken to court by families of Sandy Hook because they're claiming that because he questioned Sandy Hook, that it's his fault that people are harassing the families of Sandy Hook, all right?
[03:15:29]  So he's actually in deposition right now on this.
[03:15:34]  Keep talking about butt sex.
[03:15:37]  You see, I got requests over here for people to me for people to have me continue to talk about surprise butt sex.
[03:15:47]  But I'm not going to, all right?
[03:15:50]  I'm not going to, okay?
[03:15:53]  All right.
[03:15:53]  Oh, I forgot about Grinder.
[03:15:55]  Okay.
[03:15:55]  Okay.
[03:15:56]  You know, Jesus Christ.
[03:15:57]  I thought y'all didn't want to talk about it.
[03:15:59]  I got people in the chat room who are like, what about Grinder, ghost?
[03:16:03]  I want to see what's going on with Grindr!
[03:16:04]  How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[03:16:08]  Only one, but it take an emergency room to get it out.
[03:16:11]  Oh, God!
[03:16:13]  That's a horrible joke, man.
[03:16:16]  That's a horrible joke.
[03:16:23]  Oh, my God.
[03:16:23]  Stop doing his voice, please.
[03:16:25]  It's super old and cringe.
[03:16:27]  Shove it up.
[03:16:28]  I'll do Alex Jones' voice again.
[03:16:30]  Hey, shove it up your ass.
[03:16:32]  All right.
[03:16:32]  I'm Alex Jones, and I want you to buy the bone broth so it can help you prepare your anus for me, Alex Jones, sticking my five and a half-inch little willie right in your goddamn my filters, my filters, my filters.
[03:16:53]  All right, I have, it's downloaded.
[03:16:56]  Let me install this stupid shit.
[03:16:59]  And then we're going to go ahead and we're going to, we'll go ahead and go with Grinder.
[03:17:02]  But before I go on Grinder, I want to talk about Alex Jones for a second.
[03:17:06]  Because he's in deposition with the Sandy Hook families.
[03:17:10]  And he said in deposition, folks, this is out of NBC News.
[03:17:14]  Alex Jones claimed that his criticism, his questioning of Sandy Hook was quote unquote psychosis.
[03:17:24]  Oh, now it's psychosis that made him question the Sandy Hook shooting.
[03:17:34]  Oh my God.
[03:17:35]  Come on, Alex, dude.
[03:17:37]  Come on, man.
[03:17:39]  Psychosis!
[03:17:42]  Stop ripping off, Alex.
[03:17:43]  The trolls are mine.
[03:17:45]  They belong to me.
[03:17:46]  Shove it up, your ass.
[03:17:47]  It's like when Alex Jones was in court for his divorce.
[03:17:51]  Remember what he said then?
[03:17:53]  True sodomite radio.
[03:17:56]  The ghost. Ghost from 2011 would have deemed you a disgusting, despicable fruit bull worthy of a bullet.
[03:18:03]  How does it feel to be a walking parody of yourself performing entertainment?
[03:18:07]  What are you talking about?
[03:18:07]  Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
[03:18:09]  I'm saying what I'm saying for entertainment and education purposes only.
[03:18:14]  We've got people in here that are taking notes about the things that I'm talking about.
[03:18:18]  What the hell are you saying?
[03:18:20]  All right, what the hell are you talking about, you son of a bitch?
[03:18:25]  Anyway, once again, Alex Jones is claiming psychosis made him question the Sandy Hook shooting.
[03:18:32]  And y'all remember when Alex Jones had his divorce?
[03:18:35]  He claimed that no one in their right mind would ever believe him.
[03:18:40]  All right?
[03:18:41]  No one in their right mind would ever believe what he says.
[03:18:43]  So I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:18:45]  I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:18:49]  That's Alex Jones for you, huh?
[03:18:51]  So every time you hear him, he's going through psychosis.
[03:18:54]  He doesn't really mean what he says, huh?
[03:18:57]  Jesus Christ.
[03:18:58]  Give me my freaking beer here.
[03:19:05]  All right.
[03:19:05]  I think we got Grinder hooked up here.
[03:19:08]  Is this on here?
[03:19:08]  Let's see here.
[03:19:10]  All right.
[03:19:11]  It's on.
[03:19:12]  All right.
[03:19:14]  Now, the reason I'm downloading Grinder is because I want to show you the kind of LGBTQ we got in this goddamn city.
[03:19:21]  All right.
[03:19:23]  What the hell do we have here?
[03:19:24]  It's loading up.
[03:19:26]  What is this?
[03:19:27]  Fresh faces.
[03:19:28]  What the hell is fresh faces?
[03:19:30]  What the hell is fresh faces here?
[03:19:32]  Jesus Christ.
[03:19:33]  Here it is.
[03:19:34]  Here we go.
[03:19:36]  Here, let me read you some of the taglines of some of these pictures.
[03:19:42]  Dude, man, these are the ugliest gays I've ever seen in my life, dude.
[03:19:46]  I mean, oh, God, this is just, you could just see their old disease.
[03:19:52]  You could just see it in them, man.
[03:19:57]  All right.
[03:19:57]  New to San Antonio.
[03:19:59]  Let's hang.
[03:20:01]  Let's fuck.
[03:20:02]  Here, what do you have in your profile, Les fucked?
[03:20:05]  Let's see.
[03:20:06]  Hold on, I got an ad for Jennifer Lopez.
[03:20:10]  Is that what you're doing now, Jennifer Lopez?
[03:20:12]  You're advertising on Grinder?
[03:20:13]  This guy looks like a piece of crap.
[03:20:15]  He doesn't have anything in his profile.
[03:20:17]  Ghostwife.
[03:20:18]  Sorry, hun.
[03:20:18]  Just having Alex over for dinner.
[03:20:20]  Ghost John.
[03:20:21]  I hear moaning and slapping noises upstairs.
[03:20:24]  Don't worry about it.
[03:20:25]  Also, I just got $10 of water filters.
[03:20:29]  Tatted by bottom.
[03:20:30]  This dude looks like a disgusting, despicable version of himself, man.
[03:20:35]  This guy's all tatted up.
[03:20:36]  He's got one of these nose rings like a boar, for Christ's sake.
[03:20:39]  Tatted bottom.
[03:20:40]  Everything Alex Jones says is his opinion and for entertainment purposes only.
[03:20:45]  Oh, shut up.
[03:20:46]  Long live Alex Jones.
[03:20:47]  Look at this guy.
[03:20:48]  This guy in his profile, he has, I like having tea girls fill me up with their cream.
[03:20:54]  I can travel.
[03:20:56]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:58]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[03:20:59]  This is Grinder, man.
[03:21:01]  I mean, look, just wait till I get my freaking I-160 Corsair.
[03:21:08]  I'm going to try to see if I can put this on the air so you people can see this crap.
[03:21:14]  It's disgusting, man.
[03:21:16]  Oh, my God.
[03:21:20]  Who else do we have here, man?
[03:21:22]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:21:24]  Military bottom.
[03:21:26]  We got a military bottom in the house.
[03:21:29]  He's showing off his, that's a black guy.
[03:21:32]  It's a black man.
[03:21:33]  He's showing himself off in undies.
[03:21:36]  I like down low dudes, low-key dudes, college boys, gym heads, slim dudes, athletes, and young bulls.
[03:21:44]  I'm a bottom, but I just love to jack off with cool, freaky dudes also.
[03:21:49]  Love to stroke my cock to cornvids.
[03:21:56]  This is on Grinder.
[03:21:57]  This is it right here, man.
[03:21:58]  This is, this is it.
[03:22:00]  Jesus Christ.
[03:22:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:22:05]  What else do we have here for heaven's sake, man?
[03:22:09]  Look, come dump up till 2 a.m.
[03:22:12]  Look, come dump up until 2 a.m.
[03:22:14]  Do you have anything in your profile?
[03:22:18]  At hotel, ass in the air, blindfold, message for address.
[03:22:27]  And look at this.
[03:22:28]  There's somebody.
[03:22:29]  And you know, the thing about Grinder, okay, is that you can, you know, the people that are closest to you are the first ones that are going to be put into place here.
[03:22:39]  And I'm looking right now.
[03:22:41]  There is somebody that is looking for a top right now that is within 800 feet from me.
[03:22:48]  Now, there is no picture, but there is somebody that's looking for a top that is 800 feet from me.
[03:22:54]  I mean, do you understand how uneasy that makes me feel?
[03:22:58]  That right now I'm on a gay application.
[03:23:01]  And this person, look at this.
[03:23:04]  I'm a top looking for a bottom to unload in.
[03:23:07]  Oh, that's great.
[03:23:09]  Jesus Christ.
[03:23:11]  Oh, my God.
[03:23:12]  And shut up.
[03:23:13]  I'm not going to freaking ask him to come over, you idiot.
[03:23:16]  Shut up.
[03:23:18]  800 feet away.
[03:23:21]  800 feet away.
[03:23:23]  Good God, man.
[03:23:26]  Jesus.
[03:23:27]  Who is this person, man?
[03:23:29]  I'm not even joking.
[03:23:30]  Now, you know what I want to do?
[03:23:34]  Nice grinder.
[03:23:35]  All right.
[03:23:35]  Shut up, you idiot.
[03:23:37]  Listen, I feel like now ending the show and walking around the neighborhood to see if like the feet, you know, get shorter and shorter.
[03:23:46]  I can find out who these people are.
[03:23:48]  Because everybody in my neighborhood here is supposed to be a happily married person.
[03:23:54]  You know, everybody out here is a married person, you know?
[03:23:58]  So, I'm just...
[03:23:59]  Why that for a dollar?
[03:24:00]  It's you!
[03:24:02]  It's not me, you son of a bitch.
[03:24:04]  Shut up.
[03:24:05]  Oh, my God.
[03:24:05]  The guy.
[03:24:07]  Somebody just messaged me.
[03:24:08]  The dude from 800 feet just messaged me.
[03:24:11]  Hold on.
[03:24:14]  He just messaged me.
[03:24:18]  Oh, my God.
[03:24:19]  Good God.
[03:24:20]  He just.
[03:24:21]  God.
[03:24:22]  God.
[03:24:23]  Oh, God.
[03:24:26]  Oh, God.
[03:24:29]  He just messaged me his prick.
[03:24:33]  I didn't even message him.
[03:24:35]  He just messaged me his prick.
[03:24:39]  Oh, my God.
[03:24:42]  And then after he messaged me, his, this is an ugly, diseased-looking schlong.
[03:24:47]  I mean, from Mike, he looks diseased for Christ's sake.
[03:24:49]  After that, he says, what's up?
[03:24:52]  Oh, God.
[03:24:55]  Oh, my God.
[03:24:59]  That's a disease-looking schlong, man.
[03:25:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:25:03]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:25:06]  Oh, my God.
[03:25:07]  You're welcome.
[03:25:08]  What are you talking about?
[03:25:09]  You're welcome.
[03:25:11]  What are you talking about?
[03:25:13]  He sent me a picture of his prick.
[03:25:21]  Oh my god, that is the most disgusting.
[03:25:23]  You know, I should tell him something.
[03:25:24]  What should I tell him?
[03:25:26]  What should I tell him?
[03:25:29]  What should I tell?
[03:25:30]  This guy's fucking 800 feet away from me.
[03:25:32]  What the hell should I tell this guy?
[03:25:36]  Tell him to come up.
[03:25:37]  I'm not going to tell him to come over.
[03:25:38]  I got Mrs. Ghost here.
[03:25:40]  And I wouldn't tell this fruit bowl to come over anyway.
[03:25:44]  Good God.
[03:25:46]  Show him your neg hole.
[03:25:49]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:25:55]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:25:57]  Alex Jones, 700 feet away.
[03:26:00]  Shut up, man.
[03:26:01]  This ain't Alex Jones, man.
[03:26:03]  This looks like a Middle Eastern type of a penis or something.
[03:26:07]  This is a very dark, ugly-looking, diseased penis.
[03:26:11]  And he's got a lot of hair on it, a lot of hair in his legs.
[03:26:15]  It looks like Middle Eastern.
[03:26:16]  I don't know what the hell.
[03:26:17]  I don't know who this is.
[03:26:18]  What should I say, Back?
[03:26:20]  Should I say hi?
[03:26:23]  You know, what should I say?
[03:26:25]  What the hell should I say?
[03:26:28]  We're lagging.
[03:26:29]  We're lagging.
[03:26:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:26:30]  Don't tell.
[03:26:31]  It's always around 12 o'clock when this shit happens.
[03:26:34]  You know that?
[03:26:35]  It's always around 12 o'clock.
[03:26:37]  We're getting down to the nitty-gritty over here.
[03:26:40]  Okay.
[03:26:41]  And here we are.
[03:26:42]  We're getting goddamn lag for Christ's sake, man.
[03:26:46]  Come on, man.
[03:26:48]  Come on.
[03:26:50]  Come on, man.
[03:26:53]  Well, look, I don't know.
[03:26:54]  What should I tell?
[03:26:55]  Should I say, hi?
[03:26:55]  How you doing?
[03:26:56]  What should I do?
[03:26:57]  Hold on.
[03:26:57]  Somebody else just messaged me.
[03:26:58]  Hold on.
[03:27:00]  I'm getting messaged all over the place.
[03:27:02]  Hold on.
[03:27:04]  Take 800 steps towards my butt.
[03:27:06]  Just shut up, you stupid idiot.
[03:27:09]  Hold on.
[03:27:09]  I'm getting messaged by somebody else.
[03:27:11]  Somebody that's 1,500 feet away.
[03:27:13]  I mean, good God.
[03:27:15]  I don't even have nothing up on my profile, dude.
[03:27:18]  My profile is blank.
[03:27:20]  I have nothing.
[03:27:21]  There's nothing on there.
[03:27:23]  And they're messaging me for Christ's sake, man.
[03:27:26]  They're messaging me.
[03:27:29]  Oh, my God.
[03:27:30]  What should I say?
[03:27:31]  I don't know.
[03:27:31]  I mean, what's the gay talk?
[03:27:33]  What's the gay social interaction?
[03:27:35]  Does anybody know?
[03:27:37]  What is it?
[03:27:38]  That's an ugly-looking print, dude.
[03:27:40]  I don't even...
[03:27:41]  Jesus God, man.
[03:27:43]  Come on.
[03:27:45]  I almost threw up my mouth, man.
[03:27:47]  This is just disgusting, man.
[03:27:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:27:52]  Here, let me just say hi.
[03:27:53]  How about that?
[03:27:54]  How about how about?
[03:27:54]  Well, I mean, he did send me a freaking.
[03:27:59]  What am I supposed to say?
[03:28:01]  Say what's up, bro.
[03:28:02]  Okay, what's up, bro?
[03:28:04]  What's up, bro?
[03:28:08]  Jesus.
[03:28:10]  Oh, God.
[03:28:11]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:13]  This is somebody that's 800 feet away from me, man.
[03:28:16]  That's scary.
[03:28:19]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:20]  I got to blow my nose for Christ's sake, man.
[03:28:22]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:30]  Cheap ass bitch.
[03:28:32]  I thought I told you to use your shitty.
[03:28:35]  Shut up, you idiot.
[03:28:36]  Shut up.
[03:28:40]  Here, I'm waiting to get a response.
[03:28:41]  I said a what's up, bro?
[03:28:43]  I don't really know if that was the appropriate thing to say for somebody who's showing you his schlong head.
[03:28:49]  You know, I mean, that was the first thing he said was a picture of his disgusting, diseased-looking schlong head up in here.
[03:28:56]  Oh, my God.
[03:28:57]  Look, I got other, I gotta take a break, man.

=== Just Shut The Hell Up With This Crap (15:29) ===

[03:28:59]  This is getting too out of hand.
[03:29:01]  I don't know what's going on with the technical difficulties here.
[03:29:05]  Express your feelings.
[03:29:07]  Tell Alex how you truly the water motion.
[03:29:09]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:29:10]  Just shut up, all right?
[03:29:11]  Just shut the hell up with this crap, all right?
[03:29:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:29:18]  Get his number.
[03:29:19]  Call him on the broadcast.
[03:29:22]  What is this?
[03:29:22]  I'm 800 feet.
[03:29:23]  I'm glad.
[03:29:24]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[03:29:25]  Look, I gotta take a break.
[03:29:27]  All right, this is getting way too out of hand.
[03:29:30]  I've been on here for three hours and 30 minutes.
[03:29:33]  Now I'm on Grinder.
[03:29:34]  Now I've got some guy sending me a picture of his schlonghead 800 feet away from where I'm at.
[03:29:41]  This is getting way out of hand.
[03:29:43]  All right.
[03:29:44]  I need to take a break.
[03:29:45]  I need some fresh air.
[03:29:47]  I need to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage for Christ's sake.
[03:29:51]  So I'm going to be right back.
[03:29:53]  Nobody go anywhere.
[03:29:54]  Okay.
[03:29:55]  When I come back, we're going to continue with this grinder crap.
[03:29:58]  We're going to have some chat room shout outs and we're going to have radio graffiti.
[03:30:02]  All right.
[03:30:02]  So don't go anywhere.
[03:30:04]  I'm putting insanity control on right now.
[03:30:07]  Put it on, engineer.
[03:30:08]  We're going to be right back, for Christ's sake.
[03:32:07]  All right.
[03:32:07]  Take me out of here.
[03:32:08]  All right.
[03:32:08]  Take me out of here.
[03:32:09]  Okay.
[03:32:10]  All right.
[03:32:10]  Now I'm back.
[03:32:15]  I just needed to take a fresh breath air.
[03:32:18]  A breath of fresh air.
[03:32:20]  Jesus Christ.
[03:32:20]  You see what I'm saying, man?
[03:32:24]  Look, he just messaged me back, fellas.
[03:32:26]  All right.
[03:32:27]  He messaged me back saying picks.
[03:32:30]  Question mark.
[03:32:31]  I'm supposed to send him a pick.
[03:32:33]  I don't have any fucking picks.
[03:32:37]  What do I tell him on Grinder here?
[03:32:38]  We're on Grinder for the folks that are just tuning in.
[03:32:40]  I just downloaded it.
[03:32:42]  We found somebody that's what they found me.
[03:32:44]  I didn't find them.
[03:32:46]  800 feet from me, a top looking for a bottom.
[03:32:50]  That's just disgusting, man.
[03:32:56]  I'm going to say I'm on the down low.
[03:32:59]  How about that?
[03:32:59]  I'm on the down low.
[03:33:03]  I'm on the down low.
[03:33:05]  What's your number?
[03:33:06]  How about that?
[03:33:07]  Let's see if we can get a number out of this son of a bitch.
[03:33:09]  How about that?
[03:33:12]  I'm on the down low.
[03:33:14]  You got a number or something?
[03:33:18]  That sounds good, right?
[03:33:20]  You got a number or something, boy?
[03:33:22]  Although he's the top, though.
[03:33:24]  So ugh.
[03:33:27]  All right, what else do we have here?
[03:33:28]  All right, somebody.
[03:33:29]  I'm getting messaged all over the fucking place, man.
[03:33:32]  I'm getting messaged all over the place.
[03:33:36]  Jeez.
[03:33:40]  Do you want your cocksucker?
[03:33:41]  Oh, geez.
[03:33:42]  All right, listen, man, that's enough.
[03:33:44]  I mean, if this guy doesn't give me his number, I'm getting off of here, man.
[03:33:47]  I'm getting propositioned all over the place.
[03:33:49]  I don't even have a goddamn profile up, dude.
[03:33:51]  I don't even have a picture.
[03:33:52]  I don't have a profile.
[03:33:54]  And these people are just willing to just like, hey, you're a cock.
[03:33:59]  You're wearing your cocksucker.
[03:34:01]  They don't even know who the fuck I am, man.
[03:34:04]  They don't even know who the hell I am.
[03:34:08]  Jesus Christ.
[03:34:09]  Let me look at this guy top for bottoms profile here.
[03:34:13]  Okay, he says his HIV status is negative.
[03:34:18]  All right.
[03:34:19]  He hasn't messaged me back with a number.
[03:34:21]  That's sad.
[03:34:22]  Yeah, it sucks.
[03:34:26]  Because I want to know who this is.
[03:34:28]  This person's like 800 feet from me.
[03:34:30]  I want to know who the fuck this is.
[03:34:32]  Because most of the, from what I understand, the people in this neighborhood are all supposed to be like fucking married.
[03:34:41]  You know, it's supposed to be married up in here for Christ's sake.
[03:34:44]  Pretty sissy girl, just freaking private messaged me.
[03:34:48]  Pretty sissy girl.
[03:34:51]  Can you give me tits?
[03:34:54]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:34:56]  Can you give me tits?
[03:34:57]  What the hell does that mean?
[03:34:59]  What does that mean?
[03:35:01]  Eggplants in the chat for Ghost dating Alex Jones.
[03:35:04]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[03:35:06]  All right.
[03:35:06]  This guy isn't messing.
[03:35:07]  The guy from the 800 feet ain't messaging me back, man.
[03:35:11]  I've got pretty sissy girl wanting me to give her tits.
[03:35:14]  What the hell does that mean?
[03:35:17]  Give me tits.
[03:35:22]  Jesus Christ.
[03:35:25]  Who is this?
[03:35:26]  Who else do we got here?
[03:35:28]  All right, look, that's it.
[03:35:29]  I'm not doing this anymore.
[03:35:30]  This is disgusting.
[03:35:31]  There's just a bunch of ugly ass gays, for Christ's sake.
[03:35:35]  Right when I get on, I've got somebody 800 feet from me showing me a disgusting, ugly, disease-looking penis.
[03:35:43]  And that's enough.
[03:35:44]  I had enough.
[03:35:45]  All right, I've had just about enough for Christ's sake.
[03:35:47]  All right.
[03:35:48]  Here, let me take another shot after doing that for Christ's sake.
[03:35:51]  And look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[03:35:53]  Had I saw like a decent trap or a tranny, I probably would have, I probably would have, would have, you know, never mind.
[03:36:03]  For the show, for the show purposes, you know, for the show purposes, I probably would have engaged a little bit and see if we'd have got a number or something of that nature.
[03:36:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:36:13]  I'm not saying that I would hook up.
[03:36:16]  I was talking about for the show, you idiots.
[03:36:18]  The show, you stupid morons.
[03:36:21]  Shut up, you assholes.
[03:36:23]  Shut up in the chat.
[03:36:25]  Shut up.
[03:36:26]  I said for the show.
[03:36:29]  For the damn show, I would do it.
[03:36:32]  Not to some disgusting top that's that's got a disease-looking penis.
[03:36:40]  You all just go shove up your ass.
[03:36:45]  It turned me off.
[03:36:47]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:36:48]  Just shut up.
[03:36:49]  All right.
[03:36:49]  All of you, just shut up.
[03:36:52]  All right?
[03:36:53]  If you want radio graffiti, then shut the hell up.
[03:36:57]  All right.
[03:36:58]  Just shut up.
[03:36:59]  I was going to do it for the show.
[03:37:01]  All right.
[03:37:02]  What?
[03:37:03]  You think you want me to engage a conversation with some disgusting, diseased-looking brown penis?
[03:37:08]  Because that's all I know.
[03:37:10]  Who's 800 feet away?
[03:37:12]  All I know is somebody 800 feet away from me has a disgusting brown disease penis.
[03:37:18]  Are you talking to Traps on Grind R again, you cheating bastard?
[03:37:21]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[03:37:23]  All right, go shove it up, your ass.
[03:37:25]  Just ghost looking for tranny cupcake.
[03:37:29]  Oh, fuck it.
[03:37:30]  Go shut up.
[03:37:31]  You see, this is why I.
[03:37:34]  This is why I can't do anything, man.
[03:37:37]  I can't do anything for the show because you idiots are always going to assume that I'm doing something or mean some shit.
[03:37:46]  Jesus Christ, give me my freaking shot.
[03:37:48]  Give me a shot here.
[03:37:50]  I have a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that is ready to dive headfirst into a tight love cave.
[03:37:58]  What?
[03:37:58]  The tight love cave, you Jesus Christ, man.
[03:38:06]  Y'all are going to make me break out the fucking wacky tobacco, man.
[03:38:11]  Y'all are going to make me break out the devil's lettuce, man.
[03:38:14]  Because, you know, all I'm trying to do is do a decent show out here for Christ's sake, man.
[03:38:20]  Make it entertaining for the people.
[03:38:24]  Make it entertaining for the people.
[03:38:28]  And, you know, this is how you people like try to meme me.
[03:38:31]  You all are claiming that I'm gay or something.
[03:38:34]  I'm not gay, okay?
[03:38:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:38:41]  I'm not gay, you idiots, all right?
[03:38:43]  I'm just telling you the truth.
[03:38:46]  And wait a minute, hold on.
[03:38:47]  Why is my phone buzzing for Christ's sake?
[03:38:50]  Wait a minute.
[03:38:51]  Even if you close the app, this thing's still buzzing.
[03:38:55]  Like, I'm still online.
[03:38:56]  I'm offline.
[03:38:57]  Why is it still buzzing, man?
[03:39:00]  What is this crap?
[03:39:05]  Somebody by the name of Let Me Sniff Your Ass just said hi to me.
[03:39:10]  Jesus fucking Christ.
[03:39:11]  Man, this is what the San Antonio City Council denied Chick-fil-A.
[03:39:18]  All right, this is why, right here.
[03:39:19]  Y'all hear this, right?
[03:39:21]  Y'all hear this for Christ's sake.
[03:39:26]  Jesus Christ, let me.
[03:39:29]  Oh, my God.
[03:39:32]  Tea in the chat for teeth.
[03:39:34]  Look, don't talk about my teeth, you asshole, all right?
[03:39:37]  Jesus Christ, give me my god.
[03:39:39]  Give me my goddamn freaking pipe here.
[03:39:41]  I got to get my pipe.
[03:39:43]  All right, I'm going to smoke some wacky tobacco.
[03:39:46]  Where's the bag?
[03:39:47]  Here it is.
[03:39:49]  This is like dragon's penis or whatever the hell this is called, man.
[03:39:52]  It's a good variant.
[03:39:53]  Once again, another hybrid of sativa and indica.
[03:39:56]  I like hybrids.
[03:39:58]  You know, they get you the best of both worlds.
[03:40:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:40:03]  Let me break open this smoke here.
[03:40:07]  Pack this bowl.
[03:40:09]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:40:10]  Hey, look, I got another.
[03:40:12]  What the fuck?
[03:40:13]  I mean, when you close this app, it doesn't close.
[03:40:18]  What is this?
[03:40:18]  When you close this app, it doesn't close?
[03:40:20]  For Christ's sake, who else is freaking messaging me for Christ's sake?
[03:40:26]  Oh, man.
[03:40:27]  Big Dick Horny just caught.
[03:40:29]  Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[03:40:32]  Big Dick Horny just messaged me.
[03:40:34]  Hey, you looking?
[03:40:37]  Hey, you looking?
[03:40:38]  What am I looking for?
[03:40:40]  Looking for what?
[03:40:43]  Hey, you looking?
[03:40:46]  Jesus Christ.
[03:40:48]  Give me my freaking drink.
[03:40:51]  Oh, my God.
[03:40:54]  You hear this asshole?
[03:40:56]  There's an asshole that has a freaking motorcycle in this little community that I'm in here.
[03:41:03]  And this guy fucking, he just fucking likes to push that fucking pedal at like two in the morning, one in the morning, twelve in the morning, thinking he's so badass.
[03:41:15]  Jesus Christ.
[03:41:17]  All right, I'm gonna take a smoke.
[03:41:19]  I'm gonna take a smoke of some tetrahydrocannabinol, some grass, some reefer, some green, some poo smoke, some droe, some wacky tobacco, some devil's lettuce.
[03:41:32]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[03:41:36]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
[03:41:41]  Cheers, baby.
[03:41:41]  Cheers.
[03:41:46]  Oh, yeah.
[03:41:48]  Oh, yeah, that's it.
[03:41:50]  That's it.
[03:41:50]  You gotta let it hit the brain, baby.
[03:41:51]  Hit the brain.
[03:41:52]  and hit the brain.
[03:42:11]  Man, every time I do a goddamn hit, it fucking secretes mucus in my nose.
[03:42:16]  I don't want it.
[03:42:17]  It clears out the sinuses or some shit.
[03:42:19]  Get a fucking tissue.
[03:42:21]  Give me a tissue, man.
[03:42:26]  I don't know what it is, man.
[03:42:28]  Every time I.
[03:42:28]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:29]  That's a massive amount of freaking mucus.
[03:42:31]  Good God.
[03:42:32]  Ah!
[03:42:33]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:42:35]  Did all that come out of my snout?
[03:42:38]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:39]  I need another freaking tissue, man.
[03:42:43]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:42:49]  Oh, my God.
[03:42:50]  It looks like somebody blew a load in my hand or something.
[03:42:52]  So many.
[03:42:53]  Jesus, so much snot!
[03:43:02]  Oh, God!
[03:43:05]  Oh.
[03:43:07]  Oh, my God.
[03:43:10]  Man, my fucking, my head's full of mucus now, man.
[03:43:15]  Oh, God.
[03:43:19]  One hit, man.
[03:43:20]  That's it, man.
[03:43:21]  One hit of the good stuff, man.
[03:43:22]  One goddamn hit of the good stuff, man.
[03:43:25]  That's all it takes.
[03:43:27]  One hit of the good stuff.
[03:43:28]  And what are you people talking about, Jew nose?
[03:43:30]  Why do you always say that, you racist bastards?
[03:43:34]  You're a bunch of goddamn racists, man.
[03:43:37]  I'm taking another smoke of some of this badass smoke here, man.
[03:43:43]  All right.
[03:43:45]  Some of the true, huh?
[03:43:46]  Y'all ever heard of the true?
[03:43:48]  The chronic?
[03:43:48]  Huh?
[03:43:49]  You ever heard of this stuff?
[03:44:01]  You gotta let it hit the brain, you know.
[03:44:10]  Oh, God.
[03:44:13]  GR host.
[03:44:20]  Oh, God.
[03:44:24]  Oh, my God, man.

=== Let Me Take One More Hit Of This Man (16:56) ===

[03:44:28]  All right.
[03:44:29]  That was a pretty good.
[03:44:31]  Whoever donated GR host for two bucks.
[03:44:35]  I don't know what the hell you meant by that, but thank you for the two.
[03:44:40]  I mean, what a Baller Friday, man.
[03:44:42]  It's already three hours and 45 minutes into this broadcast.
[03:44:45]  And this is the damn direction the Baller Friday went, man.
[03:44:49]  And it's all you trolls' fault, bro.
[03:44:51]  And that's why I'm telling you, nobody wants to be interviewed on this broadcast because they're afraid of you people.
[03:44:57]  You know, I mean, I'm not even joking.
[03:44:59]  Was told, and I've been trying to email people's managers and their agents to try to see if I can get somebody on here.
[03:45:07]  I had somebody tell me that I've got one of the most dangerous audiences on the internet.
[03:45:12]  That's what somebody told me.
[03:45:13]  That my audience is very dangerous.
[03:45:16]  Can you believe that shit?
[03:45:18]  That y'all are dating.
[03:45:19]  And I block.
[03:45:21]  I can't say I disagree with him.
[03:45:23]  I'm gonna, I can't say I disagree with him, man.
[03:45:26]  You guys are pretty fucking dangerous, man.
[03:45:29]  And nobody wants to come on my show because of you people.
[03:45:32]  Because of you, you internet people, man.
[03:45:40]  Kelly Clarkson's better than Pantera.
[03:45:43]  This show is only.
[03:45:45]  All right, just shut up.
[03:45:46]  All right.
[03:45:46]  Stop talking about Pantera.
[03:45:48]  All right.
[03:45:50]  I've already told you, sons of bitches, stop talking about Pantera.
[03:45:54]  All right.
[03:45:55]  Let me take one more hit of this, man, and then we'll get to some goddamn chat room shout outs.
[03:46:01]  We'll get to some chat room shout outs.
[03:46:06]  right let me let me hit the brain
[03:46:19]  let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs And if you want a chat room shout-out, just go ahead and post something right now.
[03:46:45]  Do we got any chat room shout-outs, engineer?
[03:46:51]  All right, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout-outs.
[03:46:53]  Who do we got?
[03:46:54]  We've got uh Copy Kai, Olaf, what is this?
[03:46:57]  Olaf Kowaloski PC and tablet account.
[03:47:01]  We got Nova Sparks, Aaron Tolman.
[03:47:03]  There's Kitty Cuddles.
[03:47:04]  What's going on to Kitty Cuddles?
[03:47:06]  Thank you once again for the 25.
[03:47:08]  Appreciate it, man.
[03:47:10]  Who else we got?
[03:47:11]  We got Schmeckle the Cat, Roving Pariah, the American, Honey Badger, Poindexter Rose 15, Zappy, Incognito.
[03:47:20]  There's Puka Dude42, you funnest son of a bitch.
[03:47:23]  We got Steven McClure, Train Lover 567, Captain Knuckles, Fruit Smacks, Kid Muscle321.
[03:47:33]  There's Spermi the Cat for Christ's sake.
[03:47:35]  Get Spermi's ass out of here.
[03:47:38]  Thought we got rid of Spermy, man.
[03:47:40]  Get Spermi's ass out of here.
[03:47:43]  We've got Hans of Grin Gensoco.
[03:47:46]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[03:47:47]  Pinche Fantasma Raza.
[03:47:49]  Shove it up, your ass.
[03:47:50]  Kick that asshole out of here.
[03:47:53]  Pinche Phantasma Razista, you son of a bitch.
[03:47:57]  Chupla Miuevo Comicho Riso, Pinche Pendejo.
[03:48:01]  All right.
[03:48:02]  Tuno Queres Chingaso with Este Metal Metal Mas Chingon.
[03:48:05]  Huh?
[03:48:06]  Puto?
[03:48:07]  Two Nintendo Puto.
[03:48:10]  We got Chevis Regal Six Harvest.
[03:48:12]  Yeah, whatever.
[03:48:13]  Bonzie Buddy.
[03:48:14]  That's son of a bitch.
[03:48:16]  We got Popeye, 15 remixes for Baller Friday.
[03:48:20]  What the hell's that mean?
[03:48:22]  We've got Scourge.
[03:48:24]  We got Pantera sucks.
[03:48:25]  Shove it up your ass.
[03:48:26]  We got Chris in the house.
[03:48:29]  Dial GA8643.
[03:48:32]  Rocker666006.
[03:48:36]  Apathetic Mystery.
[03:48:39]  Who else do we have here?
[03:48:40]  We've got Tiger, Tiger, Upper Cunt.
[03:48:44]  We've got John Quinn, Magelyn in the house, Pookie from 713, Liver Cell Massacre.
[03:48:52]  Real funny, you idiot.
[03:48:53]  All right.
[03:48:53]  Sean Rushford, Cosmic Corgi, Reverend Friars.
[03:48:58]  What's going on, Reverend Friars, man?
[03:49:00]  Dear Freckles suggests Linux Gaming, Linux Gaming.
[03:49:04]  We got Warrisy, Bob Tom, Zam City, Twilly Atkins, man, you damn bitch horse.
[03:49:11]  Get out of here!
[03:49:15]  We got Wipeout213, Watcher in the Dark 6-9.
[03:49:20]  We've got, what is this?
[03:49:22]  Citri Uvalley, Dorito Burrito, base Hillary voter, you asshole.
[03:49:29]  Erica Does.
[03:49:30]  What's going on?
[03:49:31]  Erica Does.
[03:49:32]  Keep hitting that marijuana.
[03:49:35]  Scoot TM, sneakiest chameleon.
[03:49:38]  What's going on to Sneakest Chameleon?
[03:49:40]  The Freaky Panda.
[03:49:41]  The freaking panda, I should say.
[03:49:43]  Liz Porter.
[03:49:44]  Hey, the sandwich maker.
[03:49:46]  Look at she's ready.
[03:49:47]  She's already like, what sandwich do you want, baby?
[03:49:49]  All right.
[03:49:50]  Make me ham and musted, baby.
[03:49:53]  Ham and musted.
[03:49:54]  All right.
[03:49:55]  Make sure to toast the bread while you add it, baby.
[03:49:57]  All right.
[03:49:57]  Yeah.
[03:49:58]  Mark's Jester, BN King, man.
[03:50:01]  Cheers to you, man, for the $25 Dodo, BN King, man.
[03:50:04]  I really appreciate you.
[03:50:05]  And people in the IC have been talking and been like, you know, we'll see.
[03:50:10]  All right.
[03:50:11]  Hambone in the house.
[03:50:13]  A friendly medic, Thirsty Fox, that meme magician girl.
[03:50:18]  There's meme magician girl.
[03:50:20]  Real funny.
[03:50:21]  Stupid broad.
[03:50:22]  Get in the kitchen.
[03:50:23]  Buenos Aires Capitalist.
[03:50:25]  We got Flamin' Creations, the shit post king.
[03:50:30]  Max G. Hunter.
[03:50:32]  We got Jack Graves, German the Gay Frog.
[03:50:35]  Real funny.
[03:50:36]  Gizmo2046.
[03:50:39]  Blake in the house.
[03:50:41]  Koygier.
[03:50:42]  Koygere in the house.
[03:50:44]  Dead opossum.
[03:50:45]  El Diablo.
[03:50:47]  Big gamer budget gamer Big Steve.
[03:50:50]  Excuse me.
[03:50:51]  Thub Muck.
[03:50:52]  The Ferb Guy.
[03:50:54]  Atomic Massacre.
[03:50:57]  Josh in the house.
[03:50:58]  What's going on to Josh?
[03:51:00]  Pylons.
[03:51:01]  Yeah, Pylons, TCR videos.
[03:51:03]  Real funny.
[03:51:04]  Mika Hester.
[03:51:05]  There's Queeve Connoisseur, that bastard.
[03:51:08]  Anthony J. Here's Lightning Note, who clips my videos and gives me shitty ass graphics, making me look like a tard, you piece of trash.
[03:51:19]  Who else we got here?
[03:51:20]  We got Tom's Dilapitated Nutsack.
[03:51:22]  Oh, fuck you.
[03:51:23]  All right.
[03:51:24]  Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
[03:51:28]  What's going on?
[03:51:29]  We've got Resistance Fighter 14, aka Mason.
[03:51:34]  We got Zine in the house, a Northern Guy, Triplication, the Scatman.
[03:51:41]  Real funny, you idiot.
[03:51:43]  Saw it all in Paris.
[03:51:44]  Feel good.
[03:51:45]  Night Prowler.
[03:51:48]  Flouder 8.
[03:51:50]  We've got Ghostess Templeton's Rawhide.
[03:51:53]  Shut up, idiot.
[03:51:54]  Jelly Croissant.
[03:51:55]  Jelly Croissant.
[03:51:57]  We traveled Hershey.
[03:52:00]  Edgar Crimson.
[03:52:01]  What's going on, man?
[03:52:02]  Nick in the house.
[03:52:04]  King Capitalist.
[03:52:07]  Skolmer.
[03:52:09]  Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[03:52:11]  Real funny, you affirmative action scientist.
[03:52:14]  We got El Rondo501ST.
[03:52:17]  Pete Graham in the house.
[03:52:19]  Going on, man.
[03:52:20]  The meme magician.
[03:52:21]  Interview Styx Hex.
[03:52:22]  Look, we're going to get Styx Hex on Hammer.
[03:52:25]  I want to wait on that interview until we start getting more and more political.
[03:52:29]  And that time is coming very shortly because as you can see, with the Robert Mueller report completely exonerating Donald Trump, people are now starting to get a little bit more on the right-wing side.
[03:52:42]  Did you see Rachel Maddow's ratings down by 50%?
[03:52:46]  Because she's fake news and her own base is starting to realize that.
[03:52:51]  CNN is starting to realize that.
[03:52:54]  Everything that Donald Trump said about this mainstream fake news media is now coming to light and it's now reigning pertinent even amongst those on the left.
[03:53:04]  Fake news, baby.
[03:53:05]  Fake news.
[03:53:06]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[03:53:08]  Anthony J in the house.
[03:53:10]  Odd Eyes Magician.
[03:53:12]  Max G. Hunter.
[03:53:14]  We've got crossover maniac Vlad in the house.
[03:53:17]  We got Anarcho-Canadian.
[03:53:20]  Hey, what's up, Mr. Maury, baby?
[03:53:21]  How you doing, man?
[03:53:22]  Thank you very much for the donos today.
[03:53:25]  I also want to say those that I can't see on this chat room, cheers to TN Apostle, okay?
[03:53:32]  Cheers to Captain Dessey.
[03:53:35]  Cheers to Cuckler III.
[03:53:37]  And cheers to once again to Kitty Kins and Kitty Cuddles.
[03:53:42]  I think I've said Kitty Cuddles a couple of times.
[03:53:44]  Cheers to Eastern Time as well and BN King.
[03:53:48]  I said BN King already, but either way, thank you, man.
[03:53:52]  Steven Stinkverse, Holden Capitalist in the house.
[03:53:55]  What's up, Holden?
[03:53:56]  How you doing, man?
[03:53:57]  We got Ben Cheeto Trumpolini.
[03:54:01]  Shut up, idiot.
[03:54:02]  Ben Cheo Trumpolini, asshole.
[03:54:05]  Stupid idiot.
[03:54:06]  Amazing Almaza.
[03:54:10]  Who else we got?
[03:54:11]  We've got T for Moon, whatever the hell that means.
[03:54:15]  Action Capitalist, LaVon Media.
[03:54:17]  How you doing, man?
[03:54:18]  Sonic the Hedgehog.
[03:54:20]  And hey, Bond Dayton, go fuck yourself.
[03:54:22]  You're a piece of crap and you always talk garbage to me.
[03:54:25]  You're lucky I'm even acknowledging you now, you piece of trash.
[03:54:28]  Blue Voltage.
[03:54:30]  We Traveled Yonkers.
[03:54:33]  I'm not saying that disgusting name.
[03:54:35]  Ghost Did Nothing Wrong.
[03:54:38]  The tech guy.
[03:54:39]  Is that the real tech guy for Christ's sake?
[03:54:41]  Esoteric the Free.
[03:54:42]  X Dang 93.
[03:54:45]  What's going on?
[03:54:45]  We got Zip in the house.
[03:54:47]  Aesthetic in the place.
[03:54:49]  Anon Null.
[03:54:50]  Kyle Durrell.
[03:54:53]  We've got the Little Horsey.
[03:54:55]  Stupid idiot.
[03:54:57]  Who else we got?
[03:54:58]  We got Tim Yur McCurve.
[03:55:01]  Slick God.
[03:55:03]  Vigilant Stickles.
[03:55:05]  Sen Aaron.
[03:55:06]  Cashole.
[03:55:08]  I think I already said that.
[03:55:09]  Black Frost.
[03:55:10]  Jack Graves.
[03:55:11]  Rick Hoover.
[03:55:13]  Ghost is Greater Than Pantera.
[03:55:15]  Real funny idiot.
[03:55:16]  B-Town Capitalist.
[03:55:18]  What's going on, man?
[03:55:20]  We've got Frosty.
[03:55:22]  What's going on, Frosty?
[03:55:23]  Man, you got a lot of people from the IC up in this son of a bitch.
[03:55:26]  We got Richard Rheindoller, the friendly medic, ATA.
[03:55:33]  We got Prince in the house.
[03:55:34]  What's going on?
[03:55:35]  Aaron.
[03:55:35]  I think I already said Aaron Tolman, but either way, I'm not saying that.
[03:55:39]  The Nutsack Parachute.
[03:55:41]  I know I haven't said that today.
[03:55:43]  Paul not walking.
[03:55:46]  Ah, that's fun.
[03:55:47]  Come on, dude.
[03:55:49]  Paul not walking.
[03:55:52]  Jesus Christ.
[03:55:53]  We got back turret Chick-fil-A and Fuego asshole.
[03:55:58]  Shut it up, your ass.
[03:55:59]  Tijuana Genius.
[03:56:01]  What's going on, Tijuana Genius?
[03:56:03]  We've got 93 Canzabuser.
[03:56:06]  What's going on?
[03:56:08]  And who else we got here?
[03:56:11]  Jesus Christ.
[03:56:12]  What else we got here?
[03:56:13]  All right.
[03:56:14]  We're all good.
[03:56:15]  We're lagging now.
[03:56:15]  What are we lagging?
[03:56:17]  Brooke Nicole in the house.
[03:56:19]  We're lagging.
[03:56:20]  Alpha 9571.
[03:56:22]  We're lagging.
[03:56:26]  What's going on?
[03:56:26]  The Texas speech is over.
[03:56:28]  It's gone or what?
[03:56:29]  What's going on?
[03:56:31]  What's going on with Texas speech?
[03:56:32]  Everything should be just fine up in this son of a bitch.
[03:56:35]  Are we lagging or what?
[03:56:36]  What's going on here?
[03:56:38]  What the hell's going on here?
[03:56:41]  For Christ's sake.
[03:56:43]  You son of a bitch.
[03:56:47]  Jesus Christ.
[03:56:50]  Last tip I got.
[03:56:51]  Last donation I got was this one.
[03:56:53]  Let's go ahead and replay it.
[03:56:54]  Kelly Karkston, yeah, better than Pantera.
[03:56:57]  All right, shove it up your ass.
[03:56:59]  We get it.
[03:56:59]  All right.
[03:57:00]  You don't need any more than that.
[03:57:01]  All right.
[03:57:02]  Just shove it up your ass.
[03:57:05]  Anyway, let me see what else we got.
[03:57:07]  Anal sausages.
[03:57:08]  Go shove it up your ass.
[03:57:09]  Josh L117.
[03:57:12]  Archive channel.
[03:57:13]  Blue Voltage.
[03:57:15]  The Ferb guy.
[03:57:17]  Christina Cyrax.
[03:57:19]  Is that a real girl or is that another tranny?
[03:57:22]  We've got, I think the unaverage dude.
[03:57:26]  Boat.
[03:57:26]  What's going on to Boat?
[03:57:27]  Good to see you, man, even though you're whatever.
[03:57:30]  All right, that's it.
[03:57:31]  All right.
[03:57:32]  I think we're done.
[03:57:34]  I think we're done for Christ's sake.
[03:57:36]  All right.
[03:57:40]  Jesus Christ.
[03:57:41]  All right.
[03:57:42]  Everybody out there.
[03:57:45]  Let me go ahead and get another beer here.
[03:57:47]  Hold on.
[03:57:47]  Did I miss somebody?
[03:57:48]  Estigma 93 ESP.
[03:57:50]  What's going on?
[03:57:51]  Liz Porter.
[03:57:52]  I think I forgot Liz Porter.
[03:57:53]  She's making the sandwiches up in here.
[03:57:56]  Give me some more beer, man.
[03:57:59]  More goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[03:58:03]  Anyway, hey, Mario Sonic boss.
[03:58:05]  And hey, Sonic the Hedgehog, too.
[03:58:07]  Let me.
[03:58:08]  Jesus Christ.
[03:58:11]  All right.
[03:58:12]  More beer, baby.
[03:58:15]  It's Baller Friday.
[03:58:16]  I guess we're into Saturday now.
[03:58:17]  All right.
[03:58:18]  Chris H. Did I miss Chris H?
[03:58:21]  Mr. Suitcase, Neon Knight Rider.
[03:58:25]  Okay, I'm looking.
[03:58:26]  I'm looking.
[03:58:27]  All right.
[03:58:27]  I'm seeing who I missed.
[03:58:29]  All right.
[03:58:29]  And if you say you missed and you're a damn liar, you're a piece of crap.
[03:58:33]  right?
[03:58:41]  Dynamo Savage.
[03:58:42]  I see you, man.
[03:58:43]  All right.
[03:58:45]  I see you.
[03:58:46]  What's up, Zine?
[03:58:47]  What's up, man?
[03:58:48]  I see you.
[03:58:49]  All right.
[03:58:49]  I see some of you.
[03:58:50]  Hey, hey, hold on.
[03:58:52]  I Kai Max.
[03:58:54]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[03:58:56]  Oh, Sam Albin Ladden.
[03:58:58]  Shut up.
[03:58:59]  Hold on, just a second.
[03:59:00]  Did you actually make that?
[03:59:01]  Who the fuck is this?
[03:59:03]  Oh, Sam Albin Ladden.
[03:59:07]  And he's got Bart Simpson as his fucking profile, you piece of Simpson-loving garbage man.
[03:59:16]  Jesus, you see, now you're making me belch, man.
[03:59:21]  All right.
[03:59:21]  And there's DJ Poochie again with an enemy and Bill Wagner.
[03:59:28]  Is Bill Wagner still alive?
[03:59:29]  By the way, the real Bill Wagner.
[03:59:30]  I'm not talking about the Bill Wagner crew.
[03:59:31]  Is Bill Wagner still alive?
[03:59:34]  I mean, the last time I saw Bill Wagner, he was in front of a camera with teeth missing.
[03:59:40]  This guy had his front teeth missing.
[03:59:42]  So I'm just Olive Yaksloff.
[03:59:46]  What's going on?
[03:59:48]  We got KGB Revolver.
[03:59:51]  Who else do we got here?
[03:59:53]  We got.
[03:59:55]  Did he die?
[03:59:55]  Did Bill Wagner really die?
[03:59:57]  Because it wouldn't surprise me, dude.
[04:00:00]  All right.
[04:00:01]  It wouldn't surprise me.
[04:00:02]  He was in some pretty bad shape.
[04:00:05]  Ah, geez.
[04:00:06]  He's dead, man.
[04:00:07]  Is that for real?
[04:00:08]  Look that up, engineers.
[04:00:10]  Bill Wagner no longer with us.
[04:00:14]  Is Bill Wagner gone, man?
[04:00:16]  I mean, that's, you know, I don't know how to feel about that, man.
[04:00:20]  Is he dead?
[04:00:23]  Is he gone?
[04:00:25]  I mean, I'm not getting any confirmation whether or not he's gone for Christ's sake.
[04:00:30]  Oh, no.
[04:00:31]  There he is.
[04:00:32]  He's dead.
[04:00:33]  He's dead.
[04:00:34]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:00:35]  Wait a minute.
[04:00:36]  That's William Wagner.
[04:00:38]  Is he dead?
[04:00:41]  Yeah, no, it looks like he's.
[04:00:42]  Yeah, Bill.
[04:00:43]  I guess he's dead.
[04:00:44]  Jesus Christ.
[04:00:47]  Old Bill Wagner's dead, huh?
[04:00:50]  Old Bill Wagner.
[04:00:51]  Man, Bill Wagner's dead, man.
[04:00:53]  And that's that's man.
[04:00:57]  I mean, we're getting old, man.
[04:00:59]  You know that?
[04:01:00]  We're all getting old for Christ's sake, man.
[04:01:03]  Bill Wagner's dead?
[04:01:07]  Man, we're all getting old, man.
[04:01:09]  It's, man, Jesus Christ.
[04:01:12]  can you play something for bill wagner engineer because this is man there's just been a lot of people dying dude There's just been a lot of people dying as of late, man.
[04:01:22]  And it's just like, man.

=== Bill Wagner Dead? Man We're All Getting Old (07:02) ===

[04:01:25]  Thanks, Obamacare, right?
[04:01:28]  I mean, listen, if y'all don't know Bill Wagner, y'all probably know Bill Wagner because of the Bill Wagner crew.
[04:01:35]  And the Bill Wagner crew was developed because, unfortunately, B from 4chan found my show back in 2009, okay?
[04:01:46]  And because Bill Wagner was an attention-whoring, you know, individual, he purposely scheduled his show right after mine.
[04:01:55]  So when the B-Tards from 4chan, you know, didn't get enough of my show, they would go troll Bill Wagner show.
[04:02:06]  And that's when a lot of these B-Tards culminated into the Bill Wagner crew.
[04:02:11]  Okay.
[04:02:12]  And the Bill Wagner crew, you know, was this, you know, typical troll crew.
[04:02:19]  They did a lot of stuff and etc.
[04:02:22]  And the thing is, is that, man, Bill Wagner wasn't that old of a guy.
[04:02:27]  You know, Bill Wagner was not that old of a dude when he was broadcasting during the time of 2009.
[04:02:35]  And it's just whoa.
[04:02:37]  This is whoa, man.
[04:02:39]  You got something to play for Bill Wagner, Engineer?
[04:02:42]  Because this is unbelievable.
[04:02:45]  This is, once again, man, people just, thanks, Barack Obamacare.
[04:02:50]  Thanks, Obamacare.
[04:02:52]  Can you go ahead?
[04:02:52]  Do you have something, Engineer?
[04:02:58]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:59]  Go ahead and play it, man, because Bill Wagner, dude.
[04:03:03]  I mean, Bill Wagner?
[04:03:06]  That dude wasn't that old.
[04:03:07]  Now, was it because the dude was like, you know, look, the last time I saw him, he had teeth missing.
[04:03:12]  He kind of, in my opinion, he looked like he was doing some methamphetamine or something.
[04:03:18]  That's the only way you lose to the heroin.
[04:03:20]  You know, if you're doing that Heron, that Heron or the meth.
[04:03:25]  I mean, and he didn't look very good.
[04:03:27]  And that was back in like 2012 or 2013.
[04:03:32]  So Jesus Christ, Bill Wagner's gone.
[04:03:36]  I mean, the real Bill Wagner, the Bill Wagner, the spam king himself.
[04:03:41]  Gone.
[04:03:42]  Unbelievable.
[04:03:45]  Play whatever you're going to play, Engineer.
[04:03:46]  I mean, hopefully it's like, hopefully it's like some boys to man.
[04:03:50]  Like, it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
[04:04:01]  I mean, you know what I'm saying?
[04:04:02]  I mean, good God.
[04:04:05]  Go ahead and put something on.
[04:04:07]  I'm at a loss for words.
[04:04:08]  People are dying all over.
[04:04:09]  Put it on, Engineer, man.
[04:04:12]  What?
[04:04:15]  Oh, my God.
[04:04:17]  Engineer, no.
[04:04:19]  Oh, my God.
[04:04:23]  For Bill Wagner.
[04:04:34]  man!
[04:04:35]  We're trying to pay respect to the Bill Wagner man!
[04:04:48]  This is horrible!
[04:04:53]  Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be honoring the memory of Bill Wagner, man.
[04:04:59]  Come on!
[04:05:01]  Why, engineer?
[04:05:03]  Why, man?
[04:05:09]  Oh, my God.
[04:05:13]  This is horrible.
[04:05:14]  What a horrible show.
[04:05:16]  What is episode 39, man?
[04:05:19]  All right, turn this shit off, engineer, man.
[04:05:22]  Can you take this crap off, please?
[04:05:25]  Take it off, man.
[04:05:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:05:29]  I apologize to anybody who is favorable to Bill Wagner.
[04:05:34]  Once again, man, the engineer.
[04:05:37]  God damn it, man.
[04:05:39]  Why'd you do that shit, man?
[04:05:42]  I mean, I just barely found out Bill Wagner's dead.
[04:05:46]  Why, man?
[04:05:52]  Jesus Christ.
[04:05:57]  And look, it's four hours and five minutes I've been on this broadcast, man.
[04:06:01]  Four hours and five minutes, man.
[04:06:08]  Somebody in the chat room says you're outliving everybody on the internet, ghost.
[04:06:14]  I cannot believe that Bill Wagner is dead, man.
[04:06:17]  It's just unbelievable.
[04:06:18]  Everybody's dead.
[04:06:18]  Everybody's dead.
[04:06:20]  Remember John Conquest?
[04:06:22]  You thought I was him?
[04:06:22]  He's dead.
[04:06:24]  You know, the guy that wrote fuck you, Texas?
[04:06:26]  Isn't he dead?
[04:06:27]  Everybody's dead, dude.
[04:06:28]  Everybody's dead.
[04:06:32]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:06:34]  Give me my freaking drink.
[04:06:38]  Oh, my God.
[04:06:44]  That was horrible, Engineer.
[04:06:45]  I mean, seriously, that was just goddamn horrible, man.
[04:06:48]  Oh, Jesus.
[04:06:54]  Oh, wait, wait.
[04:06:56]  Oh, wait, wait.
[04:06:57]  Weird Wilbur isn't dead?
[04:06:58]  Well, thank God.
[04:06:59]  All right.
[04:07:00]  Thank God.
[04:07:02]  I don't know if y'all remember when y'all stupid trolls started, you know, fucking playing that fucking Texas on my show.
[04:07:10]  It actually, I don't know if you know that Weird Wilbur actually, and this was like back in 2010, you know.
[04:07:19]  He really used that as a means of getting himself out of a very bad situation.
[04:07:24]  I don't know if you know about Weird Wilbur, but he actually lost his son.
[04:07:30]  All right.
[04:07:31]  He lost his son, and he was mourning the loss of his son.
[04:07:35]  You're next.
[04:07:36]  Fucking shut up, asshole, all right?
[04:07:38]  Shut up.
[04:07:40]  He had lost his son, and he had been down in the dumps for a minute.
[04:07:45]  And then once he realized that you trolls were using this as a means to troll me and the troll Texas, he loved it, man.
[04:07:57]  He loved it.
[04:07:58]  So just that little FYI about, you know, Wilbur and the guy who wrote Fuck You Texas.
[04:08:06]  It really, you know, whatever.
[04:08:07]  I'm just giving y'all some insights, baby.
[04:08:10]  All right, what is this?
[04:08:11]  We got Wagner dying is better than Pantera for two bucks.
[04:08:16]  Just shove it up, your ass, all right?
[04:08:18]  You're next.
[04:08:19]  You see, these are the kind of fans I got.
[04:08:21]  You know, the kind of fan base that listens to me wants me freaking dead for Christ's sake, man.

=== You Got 30 Million In Your Bank Account (05:56) ===

[04:08:27]  They want me freaking dead.
[04:08:32]  Johnny Rebel is dead?
[04:08:34]  Well, you know.
[04:08:36]  Who the hell, whoever the hell his estate is or a bunch of freaking, you know, this guy, Johnny Rebel, he's supposed to be some, you know, racist white man.
[04:08:44]  I'm a white man and I don't like black people and I don't like Jews.
[04:08:50]  Johnny Rebel's estate is, you know, he doesn't like Jews, but, you know, I think he's acting, or his estate is acting worse than that, in my opinion.
[04:09:02]  I'm sorry.
[04:09:04]  I'm sorry.
[04:09:04]  I'm just saying.
[04:09:05]  I'm just saying.
[04:09:06]  Yeah, I know Alan Combs is dead.
[04:09:08]  And Bam My Jara isn't dead yet.
[04:09:11]  Come on, man.
[04:09:12]  Bam My Jarrah isn't dead yet.
[04:09:15]  Although I think that he's on his way out.
[04:09:17]  The guy definitely wants his...
[04:09:19]  Bam, my Jared definitely wants to get the hell out of here.
[04:09:22]  could tell me the guy is just and you know something gentlemen and ladies This is what happens when you peak too early.
[04:09:30]  When you peak too early, what else do you have to live for?
[04:09:35]  Now, let me explain something, man.
[04:09:37]  Bam My Jara, at 21 years old, had $30 million, okay?
[04:09:43]  $30 million.
[04:09:45]  And he made that from his jackass money and then the Viva LaBam stuff.
[04:09:50]  Okay.
[04:09:51]  And on top of the 30 million that he, and other sponsors like Aliment and all that other shit, $30 million at $21.
[04:09:59]  And then when he was commissioned to make Viva LaBam, MTV gave Bam Myjara $300,000 an episode to do whatever the hell he wanted with it.
[04:10:13]  And Bam My Jarrah got very creative, man.
[04:10:17]  And I want to be honest with you, I watched Viva LaBam.
[04:10:19]  I thought it was very good content, great productions.
[04:10:25]  I liked it, man.
[04:10:26]  I thought it was pretty goddamn good.
[04:10:27]  And the reason was, was because MTV gave him $300,000 an episode to do whatever the hell he wanted.
[04:10:35]  So just imagine that.
[04:10:36]  Just imagine being 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27.
[04:10:42]  And having a show in which you have $300,000 given to you for your production, having jackass and the fame that it has and sponsors and 30 million.
[04:10:56]  I mean, you saw Viva LaBam.
[04:10:58]  They did all kinds of stuff.
[04:10:59]  Bam My Jarrah, he went around the world.
[04:11:03]  He used the show as a means of traveling all over the place and doing whatever the hell he wanted.
[04:11:09]  He did whatever the hell he wanted.
[04:11:12]  Now, look at him now.
[04:11:13]  What is he, 40?
[04:11:15]  39 or some shit?
[04:11:18]  He looks like, hey, okay, great.
[04:11:20]  You know, I don't, you know, I've already done everything.
[04:11:24]  I've done everything I've ever wanted to do.
[04:11:26]  I've just, you know, he's burnt out.
[04:11:29]  There's nothing that, and this is why his alcoholism is going to be damn near impossible to get rid of.
[04:11:35]  Because this guy has seen and done everything that he's ever wanted to do.
[04:11:40]  Just imagine, man.
[04:11:41]  21 years old.
[04:11:43]  You got 30 million in your bank account and you've got $300,000 an episode to spend on your goddamn Viva LaBam show.
[04:11:52]  Jesus Christ.
[04:11:53]  And by the way, RIP, Don Vito, and Ryan Dunn.
[04:11:58]  As a matter of fact, if y'all want something to watch tonight after I get off this broadcast, there is actually a small tour that Don Vito and Ryan Dunn exclusively did together.
[04:12:10]  It was called the Dunn and Don Vito Tour.
[04:12:13]  It is for free.
[04:12:14]  I think at least at this point, it is for free to watch on YouTube.
[04:12:19]  It is the funniest shit that has not been widely publicized.
[04:12:24]  So FYI, after this broadcast, you want to see something funny where it's completely just Don Vito and Ryan Dunn.
[04:12:33]  And they had this like cheap tour that was put together.
[04:12:37]  It's just funny, all right?
[04:12:39]  And I like Don Vito too.
[04:12:41]  Fucking abacus.
[04:12:43]  You know, I don't know what you're talking about.
[04:12:45]  Abacus, you know, it's pretty funny, man.
[04:12:47]  No, the Dunn and Don Vito tour is what it's called.
[04:12:51]  YouTube search done and Don Vito tour.
[04:12:56]  And I mean, that was badass.
[04:13:00]  If y'all have nothing to do tonight or tomorrow, watch that.
[04:13:03]  It's funny as hell.
[04:13:04]  You know, have a couple of beers, a couple of pizzas, get the broad next to you.
[04:13:08]  If you don't have a broad, just kick back with some of your boys on Discord.
[04:13:11]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:13:13]  Ryan Dunn goofed.
[04:13:15]  You asshole, man.
[04:13:16]  Why would you do that shit, man?
[04:13:19]  Come on, man.
[04:13:20]  Ryan Dunn was probably one of the more.
[04:13:23]  I liked Ryan Dunn, dude.
[04:13:24]  The dude was more of the riskier of the CKY.
[04:13:28]  He wasn't afraid to do almost anything.
[04:13:31]  And that's why Bam, like, you know, tried to be more extreme because he would use Dunn as a means of like, oh man, if Dunn will do it, then I've got to do it.
[04:13:41]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[04:13:42]  I didn't mean to go off on this soliloquy about this.
[04:13:44]  I just want you all to know that if you happen to be, you know, in your 20s and you think that you're not doing anything and you think this and you think that, just think about Bam Myjera.
[04:13:55]  And he's done everything.
[04:13:56]  He peaked too soon.
[04:13:58]  And this is what you young people need to realize.
[04:14:00]  Don't be over-anxious about getting things that you want to get.
[04:14:05]  You don't think that Bam Myjera had these ideas of him wanting to get to this point?
[04:14:11]  And look at what happened.
[04:14:15]  I mean, the guy is just, he's, he doesn't even know, man.
[04:14:19]  Little Flip also just died.
[04:14:21]  Little Flip didn't die, man.

=== I Was Looking At A Skater Event On YouTube (04:03) ===

[04:14:24]  Are you kidding me?
[04:14:25]  Little Flip is supposed to come to town in June.
[04:14:28]  There's supposed to be some screwed up concert.
[04:14:31]  You know what I mean?
[04:14:32]  I was hoping to see if I can, you know, hang out with Lil Flip while he was here.
[04:14:36]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:14:38]  I was going to call Lil Flip's agent and be like, look, Lil Flip's coming to town over here June.
[04:14:45]  You know, what if Little, what do I give you a thousand bucks?
[04:14:49]  And, you know, maybe, you know, Lil Flip and me, we can go out and, you know, hang out and get a taco at a taco joint or something and have a couple of beers or something.
[04:14:58]  Right?
[04:14:59]  Why not, man?
[04:15:00]  I'm Lil Flip.
[04:15:02]  I'm back on the scene.
[04:15:03]  Freestyle King.
[04:15:05]  Brand new beats.
[04:15:07]  Same desetine.
[04:15:08]  I'm still sipping lean.
[04:15:10]  I'm still stacking green.
[04:15:12]  All right, that's enough.
[04:15:15]  All right.
[04:15:15]  Let me have another chug of this Tony Hawk still got it I want to be honest with you, man.
[04:15:27]  I was looking at a skater event on YouTube.
[04:15:31]  You know, you can see a lot of cool, you know, live events on YouTube.
[04:15:35]  It was like this street skater event.
[04:15:37]  I am extremely disappointed with the brand of skaters or, you know, the type of street skaters that are available.
[04:15:47]  I mean, it's as if we've taken a couple of steps backwards in skateboarding, for Christ's sake.
[04:15:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[04:15:56]  I mean, what happened, man?
[04:15:59]  I'm going to shoot.
[04:16:00]  What are you talking about?
[04:16:01]  You're Schlong?
[04:16:04]  I don't even want to know.
[04:16:07]  I'm just saying, man, I'm not really impressed with the amount of skaters or the brand of skaters or the quality of skateboarders that you're seeing here, man.
[04:16:20]  I mean, Tony Hawk, that whole era of skateboarders.
[04:16:25]  I don't know if y'all remember those skateboarders.
[04:16:27]  You had Tony Hawk.
[04:16:29]  You have Lance Mountain.
[04:16:30]  You remember Lance Mountain?
[04:16:32]  Lance Mountain was like 40 years old back in those days.
[04:16:36]  I don't even know if he's still alive.
[04:16:38]  You had Steve Caballero.
[04:16:40]  You know, you had, I mean, I just go on and on.
[04:16:44]  I mean, you had the badass board developers, Paul Perolta.
[04:16:50]  Paul Perolta was a badass skateboard company.
[04:16:53]  Santa Cruz, Vision.
[04:16:56]  Remember that?
[04:16:57]  And now everybody sucks a cock with it when it comes to street freestyle skating.
[04:17:05]  Now, street freestyle skating, all you got to do is rail slide and do a little kick flip and you're like some badass, you know, you're like badass or something.
[04:17:16]  I don't get it.
[04:17:18]  I don't get it for Christ's sake, man.
[04:17:21]  Whatever happened to the old school guys, man.
[04:17:24]  The old school guys, back when Tony Hawk was the shit.
[04:17:27]  Tony Hawk was the shit.
[04:17:28]  He was always the shit.
[04:17:30]  You know, back in 1988, my kids' teacher, we had a parent night, you know, however, one of these dumbass schools.
[04:17:44]  Hey, you know, come on over here.
[04:17:45]  There's a parent and teacher night and all this other shit.
[04:17:48]  Anyway, this one teacher had commented that, you know, we've got to watch out on the influence of children because at the time in 88, Tony Hawk had dropped out of high school to pursue his skating career.
[04:18:08]  And the teachers, not just the teacher that I was hearing lecture this, but it seemed like all the teachers in this parent conference, this parent teacher night, it seemed as if they all said the same thing, that they were concerned that Tony Hawk, he dropped out of school to become a skater.

=== So Sit There And Shut Up And Listen (15:55) ===

[04:18:28]  And that's the worst thing you can do.
[04:18:30]  Because once the skateboarding industry is no longer relevant, he's not going to have any kind of education to fall back on.
[04:18:39]  Tony Hawk's a fucking billionaire now, dude.
[04:18:43]  So it just goes to show you, you don't know, you don't need school, all right?
[04:18:46]  You don't need fucking school.
[04:18:48]  You know what you need?
[04:18:49]  You need motivation.
[04:18:50]  You need audacity.
[04:18:52]  And you need persistence.
[04:18:54]  You need creativity.
[04:18:56]  This is what you need, baby.
[04:18:58]  All right.
[04:18:58]  This is what you need.
[04:19:01]  Anyway, let me take a swig of this beer here.
[04:19:09]  Four hours and 20 minutes I've been on here.
[04:19:13]  Jesus Christ.
[04:19:16]  What a way to spend a baller Friday, man.
[04:19:18]  It's 1.06 in the morning where I'm at, for Christ's sake, man.
[04:19:22]  1.06 in the morning.
[04:19:24]  I think Mrs. Ghost and Templeton are asleep for Christ's sake.
[04:19:29]  I'm going to wake her up right now, tell her to make me a goddamn steak.
[04:19:33]  You understand?
[04:19:33]  That's what I need to do here.
[04:19:36]  Let me have one more hit of the wacky tobacco, some of the reefer.
[04:19:42]  All right.
[04:19:44]  All right.
[04:19:44]  What I'm going to do is I'm going to take one more break.
[04:19:47]  All right.
[04:19:48]  And this time I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes.
[04:19:51]  So the other time I was just taking a breath of fresh air because you trolls have worn me out, dude.
[04:19:59]  You've worn me the hell out for Christ's sake.
[04:20:02]  Anyway, I'll be right back.
[04:20:05]  Drain the main vein.
[04:20:06]  I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[04:20:09]  I'm going to play Insanity Control, which is the music that I play at the beginning of the broadcast.
[04:20:14]  Don't go anywhere.
[04:20:17]  Right when I come back, we're going to get right to Radio Graffiti.
[04:20:20]  All right.
[04:20:21]  When I come back, we're going to get right to Radio Graffiti.
[04:20:24]  So, you know, prepare your anus.
[04:20:27]  Don't get too over anxious.
[04:20:29]  All right.
[04:20:29]  Surprise, butt sex.
[04:20:31]  I'll be right back when I come back.
[04:20:34]  It's radio graffiti time.
[04:20:35]  All right.
[04:20:36]  All right.
[04:20:37]  Now, don't get too antsy and don't tell me what to do, chat.
[04:20:40]  All right, you just wait.
[04:20:42]  You just wait until I come back and we do radio graffiti.
[04:20:45]  All right, don't tell me what to do.
[04:20:48]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:20:54]  Take me out, engineer, before these scumbags in the chat room piss me off and I start just forgetting about radio graffiti.
[04:21:01]  Go ahead! Go ahead!
[04:21:02]  I'll just stop!
[04:24:39]  And turn, I think you already turned it off.
[04:24:42]  All right.
[04:24:43]  Now, before we get to radio graffiti, all right, folks, this has been a long night.
[04:24:48]  You know, this is why I drink.
[04:24:50]  Because, you know, whenever I start the show, R.I.P. Dick Dale.
[04:24:55]  Who the hell is Dick Dale?
[04:24:56]  Huh?
[04:24:57]  Was that Chippendale's father?
[04:24:59]  Chi-cha-cha-chippin-dale.
[04:25:03]  Listen.
[04:25:05]  Before I get to Radio Graffiti, okay, I'm going to drink and I'm going to smoke and then we're going to get to it, okay?
[04:25:15]  So everybody just calm your ass down.
[04:25:19]  I've been on here for four hours and 25 minutes.
[04:25:23]  You know, let's see how long we can go.
[04:25:25]  All right.
[04:25:26]  Let's see what we can.
[04:25:26]  Oh, yeah, Dick Dale.
[04:25:27]  That's right.
[04:25:28]  The surf rock artist.
[04:25:30]  I hear you, dude.
[04:25:31]  I like surf rock, by the way.
[04:25:32]  That's some pretty good stuff.
[04:25:34]  All right.
[04:25:35]  Let's get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:25:37]  More beer.
[04:25:39]  All right.
[04:25:39]  Let's go and get some more beer.
[04:25:42]  And hey, don't tell me to hurry up.
[04:25:45]  All right.
[04:25:46]  I do what I want to do.
[04:25:47]  All right.
[04:25:48]  Freaking, nobody tells me what to do.
[04:25:52]  All right.
[04:25:53]  Whenever I get to, whenever I drink, man, it just makes time go slower, dude.
[04:25:59]  I just.
[04:26:01]  I'm not even joking.
[04:26:02]  Whenever I start the show stone sober, I want to get the hell out like within the first minute, you know?
[04:26:08]  Or the first hour, I should say.
[04:26:11]  Jesus Christ.
[04:26:13]  Like the first hour, I want to get out of there, man.
[04:26:15]  But then once I start drinking, and then I start, you know, mixing the wacky tobacco, man, just time stands still.
[04:26:22]  Time stands still.
[04:26:23]  And it's now like four hours and 26 minutes.
[04:26:26]  I can't even believe it, man.
[04:26:28]  All right.
[04:26:30]  It's late night.
[04:26:31]  We need to sleep.
[04:26:32]  Well, then, you know what?
[04:26:33]  Listen to it in the archive.
[04:26:35]  You understand?
[04:26:36]  That's what makes this show is the live show, dude.
[04:26:41]  Everybody wants to be a part of a ghost live show.
[04:26:43]  Hurry up, bitch!
[04:26:46]  You're on the clock, chop, chop, you fucking asshole.
[04:26:50]  Don't you talk to me like I'm some piece of crap, you know, fucking immigrant or something.
[04:26:54]  Don't you fucking dare talk to me that way.
[04:26:58]  Jesus, you guys piss me off.
[04:27:00]  You know, just for that, I'm getting another bowl because of that, you fucking idiots.
[04:27:04]  How you like that?
[04:27:05]  Huh?
[04:27:06]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:27:11]  You understand that?
[04:27:13]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:27:18]  Stop treating me like I'm some fucking immigrant, all right?
[04:27:20]  I'm a fucking, I'm an American, all right?
[04:27:22]  I'm an American.
[04:27:25]  I'm a goddamn American.
[04:27:28]  And let me load my bowl.
[04:27:30]  I have one more fucking freaking too much head on this beer, man.
[04:27:34]  Too much damn head on this beer.
[04:27:38]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
[04:27:40]  I know it's been late.
[04:27:40]  We're almost four hours and 30 minutes in, baby.
[04:27:44]  But you know what?
[04:27:45]  That's the spontaneity.
[04:27:47]  That's like, you know, you never know what's going to happen.
[04:27:50]  I downloaded the Grinder app for Christ's sake.
[04:27:52]  As a matter of fact, you know what?
[04:27:55]  Never mind.
[04:28:02]  All right.
[04:28:05]  Now that I had me a chug of beer, let's go ahead and smoke some Pooh Smoke, huh?
[04:28:19]  Oh, yeah, that's how you do it.
[04:28:20]  Let it hit the brain, baby.
[04:28:22]  You gotta let it hit the brain, man.
[04:28:23]  You gotta let it hit the brain, man.
[04:28:29]  Ah.
[04:28:38]  I know I say this all the time, man, but there's no better feeling than being buzzed on beer.
[04:28:45]  You know, being buzzed on beer and then smoking the wacky tobacco.
[04:28:50]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:28:52]  What is this?
[04:28:53]  Quit wasting time, loser.
[04:28:55]  Shut up, all right?
[04:28:57]  It's a Bowler Friday, okay?
[04:29:00]  Episode 39.
[04:29:02]  It's Bowler Friday.
[04:29:04]  It's my Bowler Friday.
[04:29:06]  It belongs to me.
[04:29:07]  And if you keep bitching, I'm going to keep wasting time, you son of a bitch.
[04:29:11]  So sit there and shut up.
[04:29:14]  Sit there and shut your goddamn pie holes.
[04:29:19]  R.I.P. Little Pete.
[04:29:21]  Big legend.
[04:29:22]  Who the hell is Lil Pete?
[04:29:25]  Shut up, you immigrant swine.
[04:29:28]  Get to radiography.
[04:29:30]  Gosh, you sons of bitches.
[04:29:32]  You all want to tell.
[04:29:33]  You know, that's how you fucking trolls are, right?
[04:29:35]  That's how you drop.
[04:29:36]  You want to test me, huh?
[04:29:38]  We tell you what to do.
[04:29:39]  You want to test me, don't you, you son of a bitch.
[04:29:43]  You want to keep testing me.
[04:29:45]  I'm telling you, you're lucky that this is a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, and this isn't real life, you scumbag.
[04:29:55]  You understand?
[04:29:57]  You're lucky.
[04:29:59]  Ban Liz Porter.
[04:30:02]  What the hell is up with the hatred with Liz Porter?
[04:30:05]  Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on with Liz Porter?
[04:30:09]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:30:11]  Keep wasting time.
[04:30:13]  That's what we want.
[04:30:14]  We want you to waste your time, your immigrant squad.
[04:30:18]  Listen, just shut up.
[04:30:20]  All right?
[04:30:21]  I do what I want to do, all right?
[04:30:23]  You all have made a mockery of this show enough, for Christ's sake.
[04:30:27]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:30:30]  Do your job.
[04:30:31]  You shut up, all right?
[04:30:33]  All right?
[04:30:34]  Just shut up.
[04:30:36]  All right?
[04:30:37]  Just sit there and shut up and listen and eat it.
[04:30:41]  Eat it, you sphinter-fingering, dumb, aficionado, an-eloving assholes.
[04:30:48]  Just shut up.
[04:30:50]  Shut the hell up.
[04:30:53]  Shut the hell up.
[04:30:57]  Shut up.
[04:30:59]  Everybody just shut up.
[04:31:02]  Christ's sake.
[04:31:07]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:31:09]  No!
[04:31:10]  No, you fucking ass!
[04:31:16]  Son of a bitch!
[04:31:18]  Get your skill, you fucking candle!
[04:31:23]  Do you stupid internet people, fucking assholes, want radio graffiti or not?
[04:31:31]  We own you, you whore, you fucking piece of shit, man.
[04:31:37]  You son of a bitch and trolls.
[04:31:41]  You son of a bitch and trolls, man.
[04:31:47]  You're going to keep doing this to me, man.
[04:31:49]  You're going to keep making me look like a fucking idiot, man.
[04:31:52]  I'm going to stall.
[04:31:53]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:31:54]  I'm going to tell you again.
[04:31:55]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:31:57]  I'm going to tell you again.
[04:31:59]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[04:32:05]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:32:07]  Shut up and do your job.
[04:32:08]  You shut your fucking mouth and sit there and appreciate that I'm even gracing my presence to you people.
[04:32:16]  Be appreciative that I'm even gracing my presence to you internet people.
[04:32:22]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[04:32:24]  Dance, monkey, dance.
[04:32:25]  I'm not fucking dancing, asshole.
[04:32:28]  All right.
[04:32:28]  I'm doing me.
[04:32:30]  That's what I'm doing.
[04:32:32]  I'm doing me.
[04:32:35]  That's who I'm doing me so shut up.
[04:32:44]  God damn it, you fucking trolls are making me sick.
[04:32:47]  I'm sorry for cursing so much on this broadcast, man.
[04:32:50]  But God oh, God.
[04:32:54]  You're freaking making me belch.
[04:32:56]  You're making just stop, man.
[04:32:59]  I'm telling you, you better listen to Sean Rushford.
[04:33:02]  You see that?
[04:33:03]  You guys are going to blow Radio Graffiti.
[04:33:05]  You better stop.
[04:33:08]  Didn't chat what D and chat to Docs Levant.
[04:33:13]  No, you're not doxing nobody.
[04:33:16]  Shut up.
[04:33:18]  Who is that?
[04:33:18]  What's that fucker's email so we can turn him into the cyber police?
[04:33:22]  Who is that son of a bitch?
[04:33:25]  I'm telling you, all you sons of bitches that are doxing, I'm turning you into the cyber police.
[04:33:31]  And I'm not joking.
[04:33:33]  And consequences will never be the same.
[04:33:37]  You understand?
[04:33:39]  Consequences will never be the same.
[04:33:45]  So sit there and shut up and listen.
[04:33:48]  Shut up and listen and eat it.
[04:33:53]  I know who you are I've backtraced it.
[04:34:03]  All right.
[04:34:05]  You done goofed.
[04:34:07]  You done goofed.
[04:34:12]  I'm calling the goddamn cyber police and consequences will never be the same.
[04:34:21]  Don't.
[04:34:22]  What is this?

=== Is Everybody Ready For A Little Bit Of Radio Graffiti (05:27) ===

[04:34:23]  Don't do radio graffiti.
[04:34:25]  We don't want it.
[04:34:27]  You don't want it, huh?
[04:34:29]  You don't want radio graffiti, huh?
[04:34:32]  You don't want radio graffiti.
[04:34:37]  Shoving up your ass, man.
[04:34:41]  And that's another thing, man.
[04:34:42]  I'm just, I'm just tired of you, man.
[04:34:45]  Why don't you just let me do my show, man?
[04:34:49]  Why don't you just let me do my show?
[04:34:53]  stupid Bic lighter, man.
[04:35:03]  I'm going to let it hit the brake.
[04:35:14]  All right.
[04:35:15]  Let me just calm down here.
[04:35:17]  Let me get my bearings straight.
[04:35:23]  And I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[04:35:30]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti!
[04:35:38]  Radio Graffiti, boys!
[04:35:41]  The part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[04:35:46]  Hey, wait a minute.
[04:35:47]  Engineer, put the screen on, you idiot.
[04:35:49]  Yeah, there you go.
[04:35:51]  All you've got to do is call that number right now, 515-604-9052.
[04:36:01]  And once that Operator Broad starts talking, all you've got to do is push in that code right there in front of you, 844-286, and the hashtag or pound key, whatever you know it is.
[04:36:15]  And once you do that, you will be in queue.
[04:36:19]  You will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti.
[04:36:23]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[04:36:34]  That's why we call this radio graffiti, baby.
[04:36:39]  Is everybody ready?
[04:36:40]  Is everybody ready for a little bit of radio graffiti?
[04:36:43]  And look, I'm going to give you all one minute to call in because there's only very few people that are calling into radio graffiti.
[04:36:52]  And by the way, it seems as if there's some kind of fucking like class warfare happening between those trolls that are in the TTS and those trolls in radio graffiti.
[04:37:06]  And I don't like class warfare, okay?
[04:37:09]  You're just giving credence to the communists with that kind of goddamn activity.
[04:37:13]  You're giving credence to the socialists.
[04:37:18]  So with that being said, and hey, hey, Corey Dora117, if you're pissed off because it's two in the morning, well, then you know what?
[04:37:27]  Get out of here, you pussy.
[04:37:29]  We're partying in here.
[04:37:31]  We got all kinds of beer.
[04:37:33]  All right?
[04:37:34]  We're all woohoo and shit.
[04:37:38]  So shut up.
[04:37:42]  Now, just because of that, you know, Corey Dora, whatever, I'm taking another hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[04:37:51]  And look, it's already ashy.
[04:37:53]  So you know what that means?
[04:37:55]  I've got to reload my bowl and you can thank that asshole.
[04:38:01]  All right?
[04:38:02]  I was just about to get to it.
[04:38:03]  And shut up.
[04:38:04]  I'm not an addict.
[04:38:05]  All right.
[04:38:07]  I'm not an addict.
[04:38:11]  All right.
[04:38:12]  I'm not a goddamn addict.
[04:38:13]  I'm a connoisseur.
[04:38:14]  All right.
[04:38:17]  Son of a bitch.
[04:38:18]  Corey Dora, whatever the hell your name is.
[04:38:21]  You see?
[04:38:21]  Now everybody's pissed at you, you piece of crap.
[04:38:24]  Now everybody hates you.
[04:38:27]  Jesus Christ.
[04:38:28]  Now you're making me belch.
[04:38:31]  You're a freaking.
[04:38:35]  All right.
[04:38:37]  All right.
[04:38:38]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:38:39]  Hold on.
[04:38:42]  I didn't take that much.
[04:38:44]  I'm okay.
[04:38:49]  All right.
[04:38:51]  Now I'm ready.
[04:38:53]  Now I'm ready.
[04:38:56]  All right.
[04:38:56]  Do we have some radio graffiti calls, engineer?
[04:39:04]  All right.
[04:39:05]  Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls right now.
[04:39:15]  Let's start with, I don't know, I guess anonymous, anonymous radio graffiti.
[04:39:22]  What are you trying to Satanize that song that I played at the beginning?
[04:39:42]  Is that it?
[04:39:43]  You're trying to make it more satanic or something?
[04:39:46]  Sick puppy.
[04:39:47]  Anonymous radio graffiti.

=== Hey Yee Haw Yee Haw You Motherfucker (14:30) ===

[04:39:51]  I'm on the pill.
[04:39:52]  I'm on the pal.
[04:39:53]  I'm on the pill.
[04:39:55]  I'm on the pill too.
[04:39:56]  But it's not birth control.
[04:39:57]  It's Truvada for PrEP, a once-daily prescription medicine for adults that when taken every day, along with using safer sexuality.
[04:40:04]  You see this?
[04:40:05]  You hear this?
[04:40:06]  What are my chances of getting HIV through sex?
[04:40:08]  I use commons.
[04:40:09]  But I talked to my doctor about doing more.
[04:40:11]  He said that because I had a higher chance of getting HIV through sex, Truvada for Prep could be an option for me.
[04:40:17]  He also told me that Travada alone may not keep me from getting HIV, and it does not prevent other SEIs or pregnancy.
[04:40:24]  You must be HIV negative to take Travada for PrEP.
[04:40:27]  So you need to get tested for HIV immediately before and at least every three months while taking Travada.
[04:40:32]  I wanted to know about all of my prevention options.
[04:40:35]  So ask my doctor about Travada for practice.
[04:40:37]  All right, get this.
[04:40:39]  All right, get this, AA.
[04:40:40]  Look, look, this show is not sponsoring Travada.
[04:40:44]  But did you hear that, Ed?
[04:40:46]  Did you hear it?
[04:40:48]  I wear condoms, but I want to do more.
[04:40:52]  Do more what?
[04:40:56]  Jesus, you do more what?
[04:41:00]  All right, I want to remind everybody that's on hold, please do not have an Obama phone.
[04:41:06]  Have the highest...
[04:41:09]  We just don't want Obama phones, please.
[04:41:11]  All right.
[04:41:12]  How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
[04:41:18]  Hey, Yee-Haw, Yee-Haw, you motherfucker.
[04:41:21]  Yee-haw.
[04:41:24]  Wait a minute.
[04:41:24]  How old are you?
[04:41:25]  Yeehaw, fuck.
[04:41:27]  Yeah, you killed Kirk Cobain, you fucker.
[04:41:29]  Hey, who are you?
[04:41:30]  How old are you?
[04:41:32]  I'm your fucking son.
[04:41:34]  You abandoned me in the dumpster.
[04:41:36]  Oh, my God.
[04:41:38]  How old are you?
[04:41:39]  How old are you?
[04:41:42]  You know what?
[04:41:42]  I'm fucking younger than you, you bitch.
[04:41:45]  Yeah, no kidding.
[04:41:47]  How old are you, son?
[04:41:48]  Please, how old are you?
[04:41:51]  How old are you?
[04:41:52]  You sound like you're 40.
[04:41:54]  Well, thank you.
[04:41:55]  I actually, that's actually a compliment, but how old are you?
[04:42:00]  I take that back.
[04:42:01]  You're fucking 80.
[04:42:03]  Yeah, I get it.
[04:42:04]  You're a little pitch squeak.
[04:42:05]  How old are you?
[04:42:06]  Who's putting you up to this?
[04:42:07]  Where are the fucking parents?
[04:42:10]  I'm a fucking fetus.
[04:42:11]  Fuck you.
[04:42:13]  You're a fucking fetus?
[04:42:16]  Hey!
[04:42:17]  What?
[04:42:17]  Who the hell is that guy?
[04:42:19]  Who is the creepy dude in the background telling you to say this crap?
[04:42:22]  Grandpa, shut up.
[04:42:23]  It's your grandpa.
[04:42:26]  Oh, my God.
[04:42:26]  Do y'all hear this crap?
[04:42:30]  Do you all hear this?
[04:42:33]  There's some creepy dude in the background telling this kid to...
[04:42:36]  Are you still there?
[04:42:40]  What?
[04:42:42]  Look at him.
[04:42:43]  Now that I exposed the creepy dude, look at the kids.
[04:42:45]  Like, oh, my God, what?
[04:42:46]  What's going on?
[04:42:48]  Yeah, you sobered up, didn't you, kid, huh?
[04:42:50]  Did you come down from your sugar high?
[04:42:56]  Did you kill Kirk Cobain?
[04:42:58]  All right, get this kid out of here.
[04:43:00]  I mean, where?
[04:43:02]  Where are the parents?
[04:43:04]  Where are the parents, man?
[04:43:09]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:43:11]  I'm sure that was the parent in the background for Christ's sake, man.
[04:43:16]  This is horrible.
[04:43:18]  This is horrible, man.
[04:43:23]  Oh, my God.
[04:43:25]  I mean, who the hell is this 800-foot sausage radio graffiti?
[04:43:33]  Hi, homosexual.
[04:43:35]  I want to suck your dick.
[04:43:36]  Are you bringing over here?
[04:43:39]  What the hell are you talking?
[04:43:40]  Who the hell is this?
[04:43:43]  Michael Jackson.
[04:43:45]  Can I suck your dick?
[04:43:47]  All right, get this sick pervert out.
[04:43:49]  He is a sick, disgusting pervert.
[04:43:53]  Jesus Christ.
[04:43:54]  You see, this is a late Friday night, huh?
[04:43:58]  This is a late Friday night taking calls here.
[04:44:00]  This is what you get.
[04:44:01]  A late Friday night.
[04:44:03]  Yeah, real great, real swift.
[04:44:07]  This seems like a, what is this, an out-of-the-country code?
[04:44:10]  This is 7987 radio graffiti.
[04:44:16]  God damn it, you sons of bitches, man.
[04:44:18]  Listen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a couple more because I'm tired.
[04:44:23]  I've been on here for four and a half hours, man.
[04:44:26]  I've been on here for four and a half hours thinking up all the crap with you people and I've delivered you trolls good news man.
[04:44:34]  I said I got the computer man.
[04:44:36]  I said that's the shot of an asshole and look at you people.
[04:44:39]  You still don't care I even shot portal wrecking today man but no it's but no it's what I just told you man get this sick this is disgusting get this get this get this Ambityville horror fucking That was me, but what the hell did you do to my voice man that sounded disgusting that sounded satanic and I don't appreciate that whatsoever man.
[04:45:08]  All right Stop making me into a cartoon voice and I don't know what the hell that was man that sounded like satanic.
[04:45:15]  I don't like I don't appreciate that one bit man freaking Satanist man.
[04:45:21]  Who else do we have?
[04:45:23]  How about 614 radio graffiti?
[04:45:27]  German, I am your bitch.
[04:45:30]  Eat my dick up killing hiccups, man.
[04:45:33]  Go aheadly.
[04:45:45]  Get this fucking sick bastard!
[04:45:50]  That sick pervert.
[04:45:52]  This guy's been a pervert.
[04:45:56]  That's a damn pervert, man.
[04:46:01]  German the frog, you sick bastard, man.
[04:46:04]  You're a pervert.
[04:46:09]  Jesus Christ, 717 radio graffiti.
[04:46:15]  Head on.
[04:46:15]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:46:17]  Head on.
[04:46:18]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:46:19]  Head on.
[04:46:20]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:46:21]  Head on.
[04:46:23]  Apply directly to your ball sack.
[04:46:25]  Apply directly to your peters.
[04:46:27]  Do you know that?
[04:46:28]  You know what?
[04:46:29]  Never mind.
[04:46:29]  I don't even know why I even tell you people this stuff.
[04:46:31]  You don't even care anyway because you're a bunch of milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt plug-up-the-ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy trash.
[04:46:41]  Who else do we have here?
[04:46:43]  Who is this?
[04:46:45]  Grinder baguette!
[04:46:47]  Grinder baguette radio graffiti!
[04:46:51]  I love you, homo.
[04:46:53]  You make love to me, motherfucker.
[04:46:57]  What the hell?
[04:46:58]  Who the what the hell are you talking about?
[04:47:02]  Oh, please, I'm coming right now on you.
[04:47:08]  Are you serious?
[04:47:11]  Yeah, please.
[04:47:14]  Please what?
[04:47:20]  Jeez, but look at where are these freaks coming from?
[04:47:23]  Get him out of here, engineer.
[04:47:24]  Is it because I did the educational rhetorical soliloquy about butt sex?
[04:47:31]  Is that why I'm attracting all these gays that are out here wanting to do all kinds of weird sexual things to me?
[04:47:38]  Is that why?
[04:47:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:47:46]  Who else do we have here?
[04:47:48]  How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
[04:47:53]  This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
[04:47:58]  That's me, dude.
[04:47:59]  All right.
[04:48:11]  Shut up, all right?
[04:48:13]  That's not funny.
[04:48:15]  And first of all, I think that that beat that you put in the background is the markerna.
[04:48:22]  The marcana is not Tejano.
[04:48:25]  Tejano has got that, like, you know, that, what do you call that?
[04:48:29]  The, the, you know, what do you call that thing?
[04:48:32]  The thing that you push together like it's a flamethrower or your accordion.
[04:48:39]  Yeah, accordion.
[04:48:40]  And when they play the accordion, it's like, but I mean, that's, that's how Tejano music is, man.
[04:48:47]  I think that you are culturally appropriating in the wrong direction, okay?
[04:48:52]  I'm tired of you cultural appropriators.
[04:48:54]  How about 561 radio graffiti?
[04:48:58]  Man, I'm a white man, and I don't like black bleedboard, and I don't like Jews.
[04:49:03]  I'm going to shoot black bleedboard.
[04:49:06]  Jews.
[04:49:18]  I'm not going to...
[04:49:19]  Get it out.
[04:49:20]  Get out of here.
[04:49:21]  Get it out of here.
[04:49:22]  I'm on freaking YouTube, asshole.
[04:49:25]  I'm in the big time now, man.
[04:49:27]  Stop with that sick crap.
[04:49:30]  Good God, man.
[04:49:33]  Three, four, six, radio graffiti.
[04:49:36]  Get that Tejado ear rape crap out of here.
[04:49:51]  Was that the pet Mexican that did that?
[04:49:53]  That sounds like the pet Mexican's kind of music, man.
[04:49:57]  You know, I'm not trying to be judgmental, but that's what it sounded like.
[04:50:01]  How about 415 radio graffiti?
[04:50:04]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:50:05]  Head on.
[04:50:06]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:50:07]  Head on.
[04:50:08]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[04:50:10]  Head on.
[04:50:11]  Shut up with the freaking head on.
[04:50:15]  Your input is invalid.
[04:50:18]  The hell are you talking about?
[04:50:19]  My input is it?
[04:50:20]  What are you leave saying?
[04:50:23]  You're talking back to me, bitch?
[04:50:26]  My input is invalid.
[04:50:27]  What the fuck does that mean?
[04:50:31]  You son of a bitch.
[04:50:32]  How about 570 radio graffiti?
[04:50:37]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[04:50:40]  Bonito Costini, radio graffiti.
[04:50:43]  Let me know the LUTA story, right?
[04:50:45]  I was bullied, all right?
[04:50:47]  I was bullied by some kids.
[04:50:49]  And, you know, I went to trench coat mafia.
[04:50:53]  Like, I don't think you guys, you're making fun of me in here, pushing me around and slapping me around and kicking my ass and all this crap, right?
[04:50:59]  You know what Eric Harris said?
[04:51:01]  They said, blow up, got it.
[04:51:03]  Shot done.
[04:51:04]  So, you know what I did?
[04:51:06]  I had to take it upon myself THAT'S HORRIBLE Benito, good, that's horrible.
[04:51:18]  That's freaking horrible, man.
[04:51:20]  That's disgusting, bitch.
[04:51:23]  Son of a bitch.
[04:51:25]  That's horrible, man.
[04:51:28]  That's horrible.
[04:51:30]  That's not something to joke about.
[04:51:32]  You macabre bastards.
[04:51:36]  I mean, God, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[04:51:42]  505 radio graffiti.
[04:51:45]  Bill, I just have one question for you.
[04:51:48]  What is it, Ted?
[04:51:49]  What color is an orange?
[04:51:51]  Ted, you bonehead.
[04:51:52]  Its color is the same as its name.
[04:51:54]  Just like a lemon.
[04:51:57]  What is that?
[04:51:59]  Is that supposed to be funny?
[04:52:00]  Was that supposed to be comedic?
[04:52:02]  Was that, was that?
[04:52:03]  I don't get it.
[04:52:05]  All right.
[04:52:06]  Jesus, who the hell is this?
[04:52:08]  Neghole Inspector Radio Graffiti.
[04:52:14]  Listen, homo.
[04:52:16]  When your wife leaves you, bring her over, because I'll fuck the shit out of her.
[04:52:23]  Well, are you okay, sir?
[04:52:25]  You sound like you either have been taking a lot of pills or you got Down syndrome.
[04:52:28]  What's your problem?
[04:52:29]  Yeah.
[04:52:32]  Where do you live?
[04:52:34]  Where do I live?
[04:52:34]  I live in San Antonio, Texas.
[04:52:40]  Are you having a nice time?
[04:52:43]  I'm sorry.
[04:52:44]  I can't understand you.
[04:52:45]  It sounds like you got one of those relaxed brains.
[04:52:47]  Can you say that again?
[04:52:50]  You had a nice time.
[04:52:53]  Do I have a nice dick set?
[04:52:56]  What?
[04:52:58]  What are you talking about?
[04:53:01]  Would you like to suck my dick?
[04:53:04]  All right, get this sick.
[04:53:06]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:53:07]  What the hell is this, man?
[04:53:10]  Just because I gave an intellectual, educational soliloquy about butt sex, this is the kind of crap that we've got calling into Radio Graffiti.
[04:53:20]  I mean, seriously, man?
[04:53:21]  Seriously?
[04:53:24]  What is it?
[04:53:24]  What?
[04:53:24]  What is this?
[04:53:25]  Hey, ghost.
[04:53:26]  Sorry for missing so many of your shows.
[04:53:29]  I was waiting for the quality to go up against, but I guess I waited in vain.
[04:53:33]  Shove it up, your ass, you leftist evil mirror.
[04:53:36]  All right, you're a leftist piece of trash.
[04:53:39]  Just sit there and shut it.
[04:53:41]  All right?
[04:53:43]  Jesus Christ, what a bunch of leftist freaking vagrants, man.
[04:53:48]  Leftist vagrants is what you are.
[04:53:53]  Jesus Christ, who do we have here?
[04:53:54]  How about 423 radio graffiti?
[04:53:59]  Hey, ghost.
[04:54:01]  I was just saying, you have an Obama phone, you get yeah, that's it.
[04:54:07]  You hung up, and that's what you said.
[04:54:11]  Hey, Obama, bitch, now smoke mouth, man.

=== All Right You're A Leftist Piece Of Trash (15:09) ===

[04:54:22]  Jesus Christ.
[04:54:23]  How about 213 radio graffiti?
[04:54:28]  Night Prowler, Radio Graffiti.
[04:54:30]  I'm a man.
[04:54:31]  I got a strong prostate and a strong sphinker, all right?
[04:54:34]  The sign on my ass says enter, all right?
[04:54:37]  And, you know, I can hold whatever I got to hold in.
[04:54:40]  I love butt sex.
[04:54:42]  All right?
[04:54:42]  That's all I'm saying.
[04:54:48]  Get this stupid crap!
[04:54:51]  Get off!
[04:54:52]  Son of a bitch!
[04:54:54]  That's a spice, and everybody knows it!
[04:54:59]  That's a spice, man!
[04:55:02]  Son of a bitch!
[04:55:05]  That's a goddamn spice!
[04:55:09]  You want me to end this shit, man, huh?
[04:55:12]  You want me to end this shit?
[04:55:13]  It's already been.
[04:55:14]  I've been online four hours and 55 minutes.
[04:55:18]  You ungrateful internet people punks.
[04:55:22]  Did you hear that, turkey tits?
[04:55:25]  I've been on here four hours and 55 minutes.
[04:55:31]  And this is the kind of thanks I get around here, man.
[04:55:35]  This is the kind of thanks I get around here.
[04:55:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:55:44]  336 radio graffiti.
[04:55:47]  I don't want to drop around now.
[04:55:50]  Stop.
[04:55:51]  All of your goddamn truths.
[04:56:11]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve...
[04:56:13]  DUT!
[04:56:14]  You get that crap out of here, Donald Trump.
[04:56:18]  Son of a bitch!
[04:56:20]  Don't you dare!
[04:56:21]  Troll battle trump, you son of a bitch!
[04:56:24]  Don't you dare!
[04:56:28]  Don't you dare, man!
[04:56:32]  Don't you goddamn dare, you sons of bitches.
[04:56:35]  I'm warning you, man.
[04:56:37]  You're lucky I'm even here right now.
[04:56:40]  You're lucky I'm here right now, you scumbags.
[04:56:46]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[04:56:48]  Captain Desi!
[04:56:50]  Captain Dessey here.
[04:56:51]  Love the show.
[04:56:52]  Just wanted to say I'd give anything to suck your toes.
[04:56:56]  Would you be willing to shut up?
[04:57:03]  Get him off.
[04:57:04]  That's not Captain Desi.
[04:57:05]  That's some stupid fucking troll piece of trash.
[04:57:08]  That's what that is.
[04:57:09]  That's a troll piece of trash.
[04:57:15]  2-1-0, Radio Graffiti.
[04:57:18]  Radio Graffiti.
[04:57:19]  Ghost.
[04:57:20]  Kind of retarded.
[04:57:21]  Ghost.
[04:57:22]  Kind of retarded.
[04:57:23]  Hi, vocal.
[04:57:24]  I can confirm that this guy is Alex Jones.
[04:57:29]  And any attempts to say that he's not is as good as me.
[04:57:37]  Hold on.
[04:57:37]  What the hell?
[04:57:38]  Wait a minute.
[04:57:38]  You're trying to say that I'm Alex Jones?
[04:57:42]  What are you?
[04:57:43]  Are you insane?
[04:57:45]  I'm Alex Jones.
[04:57:47]  Hey, Ghost.
[04:57:48]  Nice X Videos profile.
[04:57:50]  According to your favorites playlists, you seem to enjoy incest, cuck, and dye hair chips.
[04:57:55]  Is not my goddamn profile?
[04:57:58]  That's some stupid troll that made a profile in my name, you scumbag.
[04:58:04]  All right.
[04:58:08]  We talk about 987.90.
[04:58:10]  All right.
[04:58:11]  We got a 987 around here.
[04:58:13]  Do we got a 987?
[04:58:15]  I don't even think we can.
[04:58:16]  Hold on.
[04:58:16]  Give me.
[04:58:16]  Give me some time.
[04:58:17]  Engineer is looking through it right now.
[04:58:20]  We got a 987 engineer.
[04:58:24]  Man, you got him searching.
[04:58:25]  He's like, he doesn't even know.
[04:58:27]  There's not even a 987.
[04:58:29]  Look at him.
[04:58:29]  He's giving me one of these.
[04:58:31]  And there's no 987 up in here, you scumbag.
[04:58:35]  I'm looking at what the engineer's looking at.
[04:58:38]  There ain't no, there ain't none of that here.
[04:58:40]  There ain't none of that here.
[04:58:44]  Gee.
[04:58:45]  Oh, hold on.
[04:58:45]  Hold on.
[04:58:45]  I found it.
[04:58:46]  Never mind.
[04:58:47]  Okay.
[04:58:47]  987 Radio Graffiti.
[04:58:56]  Get rid of these people.
[04:58:57]  Why don't you shove your goddamn jumps?
[04:59:00]  What the hell?
[04:59:00]  Why are you guys calling in here with all these stupid numbers?
[04:59:03]  You and some moral cowboy guy.
[04:59:06]  You every dog, y'all.
[04:59:09]  Wait a minute.
[04:59:10]  Hold on.
[04:59:11]  First of all, that's an Obama phone.
[04:59:12]  And secondly, you better not be prank calling anybody.
[04:59:16]  You better not be prank calling anybody with my voice.
[04:59:19]  All right, because if you do that, if y'all do that, I'm telling you, y'all guys are in some serious trouble.
[04:59:27]  All right, I got two words for you.
[04:59:28]  Anybody that thinks that they're going to be successful doing that.
[04:59:31]  Two words.
[04:59:32]  PUDITIF DAMAGES!
[04:59:34]  All right.
[04:59:38]  Who the hell?
[04:59:39]  Midwest Pool Party radio graffiti.
[04:59:44]  We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
[04:59:46]  Since you trolls, keep picking at it and picking at it and picking at it.
[04:59:50]  Let's go ahead and talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room.
[04:59:54]  Mrs. Ghost, are you there?
[05:00:05]  Are you serious?
[05:00:06]  You're making fun of my wife like that, you piece of crap.
[05:00:09]  All right.
[05:00:09]  Look, it's 1.47 in the morning right now.
[05:00:13]  And you see, Mrs. Ghost is here.
[05:00:15]  You hear that?
[05:00:16]  Mrs. Ghost is in the back right now, and she's going to cook me a badass steak, badass meal.
[05:00:23]  You know, what are you doing besides waxing your carrot with Rosie Palm and her five sisters, you son of a bitch?
[05:00:31]  All right, you're just hater.
[05:00:32]  You're haters, baby.
[05:00:33]  You're haters.
[05:00:34]  Hey, wait a minute.
[05:00:35]  I've been on for five hours.
[05:00:39]  Five hours with you internet scumbags.
[05:00:43]  Five hours with you troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[05:00:47]  I mean, good God.
[05:00:50]  Good God, man.
[05:00:52]  Look, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these and I'm getting the hell out of here because, I mean, Mrs. Ghost is going to cook me a steak.
[05:01:00]  We're going to have a great time.
[05:01:03]  I mean, this is why I'm telling you, man, I could have legitimately left a long time ago and made this like, you know, I could have went to the bar.
[05:01:13]  I could have been having hot wings.
[05:01:14]  I could have been having cold beer.
[05:01:16]  But I'm sad, I'm here with you, Pritz.
[05:01:20]  Let's go for six.
[05:01:22]  No, we're not going for six.
[05:01:23]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:01:25]  We're not going for six hours.
[05:01:27]  All right.
[05:01:30]  I'm only taking a couple more, all right?
[05:01:31]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[05:01:33]  Who is this shaggy radio graffiti?
[05:01:37]  Like, what's up, ghost where you got any wacky tobaki for me?
[05:01:41]  It's shaggy, dude.
[05:01:43]  Who the hell is shaggy?
[05:01:45]  Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, dude.
[05:01:48]  Oh, my God.
[05:01:49]  That's a horrible shaggy.
[05:01:50]  Are you like the shaggy that got his nuts cut off?
[05:01:54]  Like a little bit, man.
[05:01:56]  I'm just working on it.
[05:01:58]  Really?
[05:01:59]  So, so are you like, you know, pre-pubescent shaggy?
[05:02:04]  Like, if you'll suck him like cube, sure, man.
[05:02:07]  You know what?
[05:02:08]  I didn't want it to go perverted, man.
[05:02:11]  All right.
[05:02:12]  I was setting you up, you idiot.
[05:02:14]  I was setting you up.
[05:02:16]  And of course, you've got to go to some perversion, man.
[05:02:20]  Freaking unoriginal prick.
[05:02:23]  Jesus Christ.
[05:02:25]  How about 863 radio graffiti?
[05:02:31]  Hey, Ghost.
[05:02:32]  Hey, what's going on?
[05:02:34]  Hi, this is Erica.
[05:02:37]  I just wanted, I watch your show a lot.
[05:02:39]  I just wanted to talk about how genuinely concerned I am about you.
[05:02:45]  Oh, yeah, what?
[05:02:46]  What are you concerned about?
[05:02:48]  Just about, you know, how you, just the tangents you go on, basically.
[05:02:55]  Well, why don't you give me a detailed explanation?
[05:02:57]  What's going on?
[05:02:58]  Go ahead and talk a little louder.
[05:03:02]  Just, it just almost sounds like you're having a heart attack every day.
[05:03:06]  I hear you.
[05:03:08]  Well, you know, you know, it's the trolls, man.
[05:03:11]  It's the trolls.
[05:03:12]  And, you know, I agree with what you're saying there, Erica, because I'm telling you, who has the type of energy to go five hours straight with these trolls, man?
[05:03:26]  And, you know, I'm on here.
[05:03:28]  I mean, I'm drinking.
[05:03:29]  Look at all the freaking beer cans on this son of a bitch.
[05:03:34]  All right.
[05:03:34]  I mean, I'm drinking.
[05:03:35]  I'm smoking, man.
[05:03:37]  I mean, I've got the adrenaline of a 21-year-old.
[05:03:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:03:41]  Hold on, somebody's text to speech.
[05:03:43]  Get this thought out of here.
[05:03:44]  I mean, I understand where you're coming from, trust me.
[05:03:47]  I mean, that's, that's, I don't know how you do it.
[05:03:50]  But, um, on the other hand, my husband thinks you're a pussy because all you do is drink beer and not drink any whiskey.
[05:03:59]  I'm a pussy.
[05:04:00]  Oh, yeah.
[05:04:01]  How tall is your husband?
[05:04:04]  How what?
[05:04:05]  How tall is your husband?
[05:04:09]  He's six, two.
[05:04:11]  Oh, he's six foot two.
[05:04:13]  Oh, yeah.
[05:04:13]  He sounds like a big badass, huh?
[05:04:16]  You know, you know, if he thinks I'm a pussy, I'd be more than happy to meet him in a damn barroom and, you know, cut his half-pint collie green spinach-eating barnyard ass into size.
[05:04:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[05:04:33]  Hey, put him on the phone.
[05:04:34]  Put him on the horn.
[05:04:35]  I'd like to talk to your husband.
[05:04:37]  If he's got the balls to say something, I got the balls of size.
[05:04:41]  Yeah, put that husband on.
[05:04:42]  I'm going to watch.
[05:04:43]  Once I'm done talking to your husband, hold on.
[05:04:45]  Once I'm done talking to your husband, he's going to be making you a sandwich.
[05:04:49]  Hey, ghost, what the fuck's up, man?
[05:04:51]  What kind of beer are you drinking, man?
[05:04:52]  You drinking that light pussy cheer beer shit, man?
[05:04:55]  What's going on there, man?
[05:04:56]  Where's your whiskey card, bro?
[05:04:58]  Where's that bourbon at?
[05:04:59]  Wait, wait, hold on just a second.
[05:05:01]  Is this you're the husband?
[05:05:03]  You're the husband for Christian.
[05:05:05]  Big foot, man.
[05:05:06]  Fucking 350.
[05:05:07]  What you want?
[05:05:08]  What you want?
[05:05:09]  Yeah, I might have a little bit of popularity.
[05:05:10]  I know you know something about that big daddy.
[05:05:12]  What?
[05:05:13]  What?
[05:05:14]  Are you joking?
[05:05:16]  I will eat you for breakfast, son.
[05:05:20]  Wait a minute.
[05:05:21]  You're this chick is.
[05:05:23]  I have bigger turds than you in the morning, son.
[05:05:25]  What are you up to?
[05:05:26]  Hold on.
[05:05:27]  Hold on, hold on.
[05:05:27]  You're this.
[05:05:28]  Where's your whiskey, son?
[05:05:29]  Hold on, hold on.
[05:05:31]  All right.
[05:05:32]  Hey, calm your ass down.
[05:05:34]  Calm your ass down.
[05:05:35]  All right.
[05:05:37]  I think, hold on, hold on.
[05:05:38]  Let me put you on mute for a second, all right?
[05:05:40]  Because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
[05:05:45]  And I'm talking about guess the minority.
[05:05:49]  Oh, my God.
[05:05:50]  The old favorite game.
[05:05:53]  Guess the minority.
[05:05:56]  I hear some kind of twang up in here.
[05:05:58]  I don't know what it is.
[05:06:00]  It's guess the minority, ladies and gentlemen.
[05:06:02]  Everybody knows what time it is.
[05:06:04]  All right.
[05:06:05]  Take it out, Engineer.
[05:06:06]  I'm sorry.
[05:06:07]  I'm sorry.
[05:06:07]  I had to do it, man.
[05:06:08]  I'm sorry.
[05:06:09]  Go ahead and keep talking.
[05:06:11]  Go ahead and keep talking.
[05:06:13]  I'm Dirty South, Dirty White Boy, bro.
[05:06:16]  You're Dirty South, Dirty White Boy.
[05:06:18]  Are you sure?
[05:06:24]  What's up?
[05:06:25]  Are you sure?
[05:06:26]  I mean, I feel like I got freckles on my skin.
[05:06:31]  I got the red hairs in my beard.
[05:06:33]  What's up, son?
[05:06:35]  Hold on.
[05:06:36]  Turn him down, Engineer.
[05:06:37]  I have to agree with the chat room.
[05:06:39]  If you want my opinion, I just hear a little bit of Latin twang in there.
[05:06:44]  I'm not sure if it's Maxi Can or Puerto Rican or Q-ban.
[05:06:51]  That's what I'm trying to figure out.
[05:06:53]  All right.
[05:06:54]  There's something there.
[05:06:55]  There's something there.
[05:06:56]  Am I right?
[05:06:56]  I think there's something there.
[05:06:57]  Yeah, I think there's something there.
[05:06:59]  I'll tell you this, man.
[05:07:00]  I got a little bit wild engine in me.
[05:07:02]  Did you get my drift?
[05:07:03]  Wild Indian?
[05:07:04]  Wait, hold on, hold on.
[05:07:05]  Take him off, Engineer.
[05:07:07]  Wild Indian?
[05:07:08]  Are you talking about like Indian from India?
[05:07:10]  Like I call up for Texas Pork.
[05:07:12]  How do you know it?
[05:07:12]  I am from India.
[05:07:13]  I don't know that I got the wild Indian in me.
[05:07:16]  Are you talking about that?
[05:07:17]  Or what are you talking about exactly, please?
[05:07:20]  Who are you talking about, man?
[05:07:21]  You call me minority, bro.
[05:07:24]  Bro, you don't.
[05:07:25]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[05:07:27]  I don't want to sound like a bastard or a racist, but believe me, man, I'm out here in Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans and Latins walking around out here, okay?
[05:07:41]  We got a lot of Latins walking around out here.
[05:07:44]  And I'm telling you, I know that you're a Latin variant.
[05:07:48]  Please tell the truth.
[05:07:50]  All right, hold on, hold on.
[05:07:51]  We got a text-to-speech here.
[05:07:53]  My bet is he is a nigger.
[05:07:54]  No, no, no, no.
[05:07:56]  All right, shut that.
[05:07:57]  Shut that racist crap up.
[05:07:58]  All right.
[05:07:58]  We're not being racist here.
[05:08:00]  We're just trying to figure out what variant of Latin is he so we can be politically correct.
[05:08:07]  That's why we're doing this.
[05:08:09]  I want to be politically correct.
[05:08:11]  Now, hey, look, don't hate.
[05:08:12]  Don't hate your race.
[05:08:14]  Just go ahead.
[05:08:15]  Go ahead.
[05:08:15]  Go ahead.
[05:08:18]  That Indian named me Rick's race.
[05:08:20]  Why are you hating those mixed race fucking engines, bro?
[05:08:24]  What kind of Indian are you?
[05:08:27]  Cherokee, man.
[05:08:28]  The most common.
[05:08:29]  Oh, of course, Cherokee.
[05:08:33]  Everybody's a Cherokee.
[05:08:35]  You know what?
[05:08:35]  How come everybody's a Cherokee?
[05:08:37]  How come nobody could be like, I don't know, Chief Slapahoe tribe in the, you know, cream of some young bang tribe or whatever.
[05:08:46]  You know, cream of some young Hawai tribe or something, man.
[05:08:50]  It's always Cherokee people.
[05:08:55]  All right, do you have anything to say, man?
[05:08:58]  Because now you're starting to make my show sound like a swap meet because you're mixing up your accents and it's all coming.
[05:09:07]  What else do you have to say?
[05:09:12]  Drink a mural man's drink.
[05:09:13]  Peace out, man.
[05:09:15]  Hey, and you look.
[05:09:16]  And by the way, hey, by the way, by the way, even though I've trashed talk you or whatever, you're still way ahead of everybody else out here.
[05:09:24]  You got a chick there.
[05:09:25]  Hopefully, you're actually banging her and not just her friend, okay?

=== I Don't Know How Much Longer I'm Going To Stay On (14:53) ===

[05:09:31]  Okay?
[05:09:34]  Uh-oh, I think that.
[05:09:35]  Uh-oh, I think I made that.
[05:09:37]  Are you hearing me?
[05:09:37]  Did you hear me?
[05:09:41]  They hugged a wait a minute.
[05:09:43]  Wait a minute.
[05:09:44]  Was that brother and sister or what?
[05:09:47]  I mean, I thought they were husband and wife.
[05:09:49]  I was like trying to give the guy props.
[05:09:51]  I was trying to say, hey, hey, at least you got a broad there.
[05:09:55]  And he's like, what?
[05:09:56]  What?
[05:09:57]  The broad was probably like, what?
[05:09:58]  He thinks I'm with you?
[05:09:59]  Oh, my God.
[05:10:00]  That's disgusting.
[05:10:02]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[05:10:03]  Just three more hours, and you'll have managed a proper shift for your money on the level of a regular socialist.
[05:10:09]  Go shove it up, your ass, you leftist piece of trash evil mirror.
[05:10:13]  All right, please.
[05:10:14]  Just shut up.
[05:10:18]  Who the hell is this?
[05:10:19]  Suck my boy pussy radio graffiti.
[05:10:24]  Hey, pussy.
[05:10:26]  Put your losu tune in your ass.
[05:10:29]  I'd buy that for a ghost 2 a.m. steak will give you a heart attack.
[05:10:36]  Oh my god.
[05:10:37]  Is this you again?
[05:10:39]  You're a sick pervert?
[05:10:40]  Yeah.
[05:10:41]  Yeah.
[05:10:42]  What do you want?
[05:10:45]  Oh, my God.
[05:10:46]  Get this.
[05:10:47]  Get this.
[05:10:48]  We should play Guest of the Minority with that guy for Christ's sake, man.
[05:10:52]  Look, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these for Christ's sake.
[05:10:56]  REO Speedwagon Better Than Pantera Radio Graffiti?
[05:11:11]  Shut this crap up.
[05:11:14]  Shut that crap up.
[05:11:15]  We're all right.
[05:11:17]  Just shut up.
[05:11:19]  Don't need any of that goddamn copyright strike crap, you son of a bitch.
[05:11:23]  All right.
[05:11:24]  Hold on, what is this?
[05:11:25]  What?
[05:11:25]  Ghost racist again?
[05:11:27]  Yet going to smash.
[05:11:28]  I'm not.
[05:11:29]  Look, shut up.
[05:11:30]  I'm not race.
[05:11:31]  Look, you son of a bitch.
[05:11:32]  I'm not being racist, all right?
[05:11:34]  I mean, it's just shut up, all right?
[05:11:37]  Just shut your pie hole.
[05:11:41]  619 radio graffiti, Ghostler, shut your gay drag queen, fat femme toe sucking ass up.
[05:11:50]  Hey, how old are you, boy?
[05:11:53]  I want to know how old you are.
[05:11:55]  How many fat femmes have you fucked in the last month?
[05:11:57]  How old are you?
[05:11:59]  And who is that adult in back of you telling you to say this?
[05:12:02]  What you're doing is illegal.
[05:12:05]  It's illegal, boy.
[05:12:07]  This, you're, you little pip squeak boy.
[05:12:10]  I'm telling you right now, I'd make a man out of you, boy.
[05:12:13]  I tell you that right goddamn now, I'd make a man out of you.
[05:12:17]  Do you understand me?
[05:12:18]  Are you threatening?
[05:12:19]  Are you threatening to stroke your fucking cost?
[05:12:20]  That's kind of gay, dude.
[05:12:21]  Ah, gee, get this perverted kid out of here.
[05:12:24]  He's already corrupted.
[05:12:25]  Whoever the adult is behind that kid, you're a piece of trash.
[05:12:29]  And let me tell you something, kid.
[05:12:31]  Everybody around you may be laughing, but the adults that are telling you to say that should be thrown in jail.
[05:12:36]  All right, because you shouldn't be saying that.
[05:12:38]  All right.
[05:12:39]  I'm going to be honest with you right now.
[05:12:40]  You should not be saying that.
[05:12:42]  You son of a bitch.
[05:12:45]  You little son of a bitch.
[05:12:47]  3-2-1 Radio Graffiti.
[05:12:53]  Hey, what?
[05:12:54]  Did you hang on?
[05:12:55]  Just freaking hang up for Christ's.
[05:12:57]  Look, I've been on for five hours and 13 minutes, okay?
[05:13:05]  And you know what?
[05:13:05]  I've been drinking all these freaking beers out here for Christ's sake.
[05:13:10]  I got to drain the main vein again, man.
[05:13:13]  All right.
[05:13:13]  I got to drain the main vein.
[05:13:15]  I've been drinking.
[05:13:16]  I've been here for five hours and 15 minutes with you people, man.
[05:13:21]  Almost six hours.
[05:13:23]  And I hope, and I genuinely hope that you have a little bit of appreciation for all the time, effort, and energy that I'm spending with you people, man.
[05:13:36]  I mean, I give you people my heart, man.
[05:13:40]  My freaking heart.
[05:13:44]  Jesus Christ.
[05:13:48]  Look, take down Radio Graffiti.
[05:13:51]  Take down the Radio Graffiti screen, engineer.
[05:13:54]  All right.
[05:13:55]  I'm going to go ahead and Jesus Christ, man.
[05:13:59]  I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage again.
[05:14:04]  You understand me, boys?
[05:14:05]  All right.
[05:14:06]  I mean, I'm filling myself up with piss and fury right now on a Friday night, man.
[05:14:12]  It's two in the morning, man.
[05:14:14]  It's two in the morning.
[05:14:16]  And I've been drinking with you, sons of bitches, for over five hours and 15 goddamn minutes.
[05:14:22]  All right.
[05:14:23]  I hope that you son of a bitches have a little bit of appreciation.
[05:14:27]  A little bit of appreciation.
[05:14:30]  A little bit of appreciation.
[05:14:35]  Now, I'm going to be right back and I'll continue with the goddamn freaking calls, all right?
[05:14:40]  But I got to drain the main vein, baby.
[05:14:43]  I've been drinking for five hours, man.
[05:14:45]  This is longer than a barroom session.
[05:14:47]  You understand that?
[05:14:50]  God damn, you trolls, man.
[05:14:52]  I don't know what it is about you fucking sons of bitches, man.
[05:14:55]  I don't know what it is, man.
[05:14:56]  Right when I start drinking, and I drink because of you, pricks.
[05:15:01]  I drink to palate, you sons of bitches, man.
[05:15:05]  I don't know what it is, man.
[05:15:06]  But then all of a sudden, just time just goes by like this.
[05:15:08]  It's five hours and 15 minutes.
[05:15:11]  Do you understand me?
[05:15:14]  Five hours and 15 minutes.
[05:15:16]  Good God.
[05:15:18]  I got to take this break.
[05:15:19]  I don't know how much longer I'm going to stay on.
[05:15:22]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[05:15:25]  I don't know how much longer I'm going to stay on, you sons of bitches, man.
[05:15:30]  I'll be right back.
[05:15:31]  Put on the damn freaking insanity control.
[05:15:35]  And I'll be right goddamn back with these sons of bitches for Christ's sake, man.
[05:15:40]  I'll be right back.
[05:15:41]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[05:18:47]  All right, all right, shut this crap off, engineer.
[05:18:50]  All right, everybody, just shut this crap off.
[05:18:52]  All right, all right, all right.
[05:18:55]  Now we uh now that we're back.
[05:19:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I just spilt the fucking weed.
[05:19:03]  God damn it!
[05:19:07]  I'm gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go ahead and just I'm gonna load another bowl, okay, you assholes.
[05:19:14]  All right, I mean, I'm already on here five hours and 19 fucking minutes.
[05:19:20]  Look at this fucking shit, man.
[05:19:22]  You know what?
[05:19:23]  Shut up in the chat room, stop laughing, stop goddamn laughing.
[05:19:27]  You know what?
[05:19:28]  Just for that, you fucking assholes, you're gonna fucking laugh at me.
[05:19:31]  I need some more beer, man!
[05:19:35]  Some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[05:19:40]  I mean, seriously, man, who do you know that has the energy to do what I'm doing, man?
[05:19:48]  Jesus Christ.
[05:19:49]  And by the way, did you know that I was in the inner circle for about three or four hours before this show, baby?
[05:19:57]  I got the stamina of a 21-year-old, baby.
[05:20:01]  You understand that?
[05:20:03]  Jesus Christ.
[05:20:05]  All right.
[05:20:06]  Let me pour that crap.
[05:20:07]  And shut up.
[05:20:08]  You idiots are going to laugh at that.
[05:20:11]  If you idiots are going to laugh at that, that's it.
[05:20:14]  You know, we're going to have some problems.
[05:20:15]  All right.
[05:20:16]  Here, I've already loaded this bowl.
[05:20:18]  All right.
[05:20:21]  All right.
[05:20:22]  Let me smoke this.
[05:20:23]  All right.
[05:20:25]  Cheers, baby.
[05:20:25]  Cheers.
[05:20:26]  Another smoke, and then we're getting radio graffiti, all right?
[05:20:32]  God damn it, Bic Lighters, you suck!
[05:20:39]  Oh, yeah.
[05:20:40]  Oh, yeah, that's a sled hit the brain, baby.
[05:20:43]  I've been here for five hours and 20 minutes, man, giving you 1,000%, man.
[05:20:52]  I'm a freaking machine, all right?
[05:20:56]  I'm a machine.
[05:20:58]  That's what I am, man.
[05:21:01]  And beer is my fuel, baby.
[05:21:03]  Beer is my fuel.
[05:21:10]  Woo!
[05:21:11]  Beer is my fuel.
[05:21:13]  All right, a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol, all right?
[05:21:21]  Oh, shit.
[05:21:22]  Hey, hey, John Doe, I'm not having a bender.
[05:21:25]  What are you talking about?
[05:21:27]  I'm having a bender.
[05:21:28]  What the hell does that mean?
[05:21:30]  All right.
[05:21:31]  It's not my fault that today people fucking drink like pussies out here, all right?
[05:21:37]  All right.
[05:21:42]  All right, I'm a badass motherfucker, man.
[05:21:44]  All right, I got a lot of energy going on here, all right?
[05:21:47]  All right, I'm not going on a bender, all right?
[05:21:49]  I'm not going on a bender here.
[05:21:55]  Ah, yeah.
[05:21:57]  Yeah, I'm feeling good, baby.
[05:21:59]  Now you're listening to Dr. Ghost, and Dr. Ghost is here to give you the relationship advice that you incels wish you had.
[05:22:08]  You know what I'm saying, baby?
[05:22:11]  Now, what you need.
[05:22:12]  All right, all right, I don't even know what I'm doing.
[05:22:14]  What is this?
[05:22:16]  What's my opinion on black tea?
[05:22:19]  Black tea, it's good, you know, good tea.
[05:22:22]  This is what it is.
[05:22:24]  All right, it's good tea for Christ's sake.
[05:22:26]  All right, let's get to back to radio graffiti, all right?
[05:22:30]  Let's get to radio graffiti, all right?
[05:22:33]  All right, hey, hey, hey, Vlad, you've listened to 10-hour compilations?
[05:22:40]  You know what?
[05:22:41]  People that do 10 hours straight looking at, you know what?
[05:22:45]  I'm going to do 10 hours straight looking at hit or miss.
[05:22:48]  I'm going to do 10 hours straight looking at this stupid dumb anime meme.
[05:22:53]  Yeah, that's great.
[05:22:55]  That's just great.
[05:22:56]  That's talent, isn't it?
[05:22:58]  That takes a lot of talent, you stupid scumbag.
[05:23:02]  I've got talent, all right?
[05:23:05]  Ghost from the ghost show, man.
[05:23:08]  I have had an 11-year broadcasting career.
[05:23:12]  And I'm telling you, when my career's over, they will hand me the golden microphone as being the best broadcaster to ever live.
[05:23:23]  To ever live.
[05:23:24]  I know it.
[05:23:25]  I could see it.
[05:23:26]  I could see it now.
[05:23:28]  Jesus Christ.
[05:23:33]  All right, let's go ahead and get back to radio graffiti before these scumbags start getting all week week.
[05:23:45]  All right, who do we have here?
[05:23:47]  Who the hell?
[05:23:48]  Tubular dude, Radio Graffiti.
[05:23:53]  Like, come on, ghost, man.
[05:23:54]  You got to chill out, dude.
[05:23:57]  Who the hell is this?
[05:24:00]  Like, it's shaggy again, man.
[05:24:02]  Give me a piece of that.
[05:24:03]  Man, are you kidding me, man?
[05:24:05]  You sound like a horribly scuffed 11-year-old shaggy, man.
[05:24:11]  This is not shaggy.
[05:24:15]  All right, dude.
[05:24:16]  Like, that's your opinion.
[05:24:18]  All right, get this.
[05:24:19]  Get this.
[05:24:20]  Wait for your balls to drop before you start acting like you can do voices and stuff.

=== Get That Racist Crap Out Of Here For Christ Sake (07:00) ===

[05:24:25]  All right.
[05:24:27]  Hold on.
[05:24:27]  Who the hell?
[05:24:28]  We got Don Vito.
[05:24:29]  Don Vito, Radio Graffiti.
[05:24:33]  Hey, come, Kuzler.
[05:24:34]  Call him from Springfield.
[05:24:36]  I want you to really worship my car.
[05:24:41]  Oh, my God.
[05:24:42]  Are you kidding me?
[05:24:43]  This is not 1-900 gay ass, dude.
[05:24:46]  Oh, yeah.
[05:24:48]  I want a good cocksucker that sucks to come right out of the shit.
[05:24:52]  Get this sick bat.
[05:24:54]  I'm sorry, folks.
[05:24:55]  I'm sorry about that, man.
[05:25:00]  This is why we can't have nice things, man.
[05:25:02]  We can't have nice things.
[05:25:04]  How about 509 Radio Graffiti?
[05:25:10]  Behind the Meep, where we take a look at the meaning and the origin of your favorite.
[05:25:15]  Today we have a look at...
[05:25:18]  Get that racist crap out of here, for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
[05:25:25]  Jesus Christ.
[05:25:29]  Who else do we have?
[05:25:31]  915 Radio Graffiti.
[05:25:34]  Head on.
[05:25:35]  Apply directly to the forehead.
[05:25:36]  Head on.
[05:25:37]  Apply directly to the forefront.
[05:25:38]  Stupid idiot, you son of a bitch.
[05:25:40]  Can you shut up, please?
[05:25:42]  All right, do we have any real callers here?
[05:25:44]  Is everybody just being like some stupid, dumbass troll bastard?
[05:25:50]  I mean, seriously, is everybody just being some stupid, dumb, ridiculous troll terrorist son of a bitch and bastard?
[05:25:58]  How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
[05:26:01]  Hey, Ghost.
[05:26:02]  I just hope you'll celebrate with me today.
[05:26:04]  California unbanned high capacity magazines.
[05:26:08]  So I hope you'll take a shot for that.
[05:26:10]  And I just want to say abolish the ATF and repeal the NFA.
[05:26:15]  I'll tell you, I don't have a shot, but I have some beer here.
[05:26:18]  So cheers to that if that's for real.
[05:26:20]  Is that for real?
[05:26:20]  Like legit, the son of troll?
[05:26:23]  Yep, it's for real.
[05:26:24]  It just happened yesterday now.
[05:26:26]  All right.
[05:26:29]  Well, cheers to that, man.
[05:26:31]  And, you know, get them while you can in California, baby.
[05:26:34]  Cheers.
[05:26:36]  Cheers.
[05:26:37]  Man, appreciate it, man.
[05:26:39]  That's how that's what I'm talking about, man.
[05:26:41]  Don't be afraid to practice your Second Amendment rights.
[05:26:47]  Don't ever, don't ever do it.
[05:26:50]  All right.
[05:26:51]  That's a Second Amendment for a reason.
[05:26:53]  All right.
[05:26:54]  352, Radio Graffiti.
[05:26:57]  Head on.
[05:26:58]  Apply directly to your ball sack.
[05:27:00]  Head on.
[05:27:00]  Apply directly to your views.
[05:27:02]  Head on.
[05:27:02]  Apply directly to your ball sack.
[05:27:04]  Head on.
[05:27:05]  Apply directly.
[05:27:06]  You son of a bitch.
[05:27:07]  I just freaking said that tonight, you son of a bitch.
[05:27:11]  Shut up!
[05:27:13]  Son of a bitch, man!
[05:27:17]  I just freaking said that tonight, man.
[05:27:22]  And what is it with this head-on with you tonight, huh?
[05:27:26]  Is this the troll for the time right now?
[05:27:29]  Huh?
[05:27:32]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:27:36]  How about 561 radio graffiti?
[05:27:40]  I will shut up.
[05:27:50]  I'm not Alex Jones, you scumbag.
[05:27:52]  All right.
[05:27:53]  He's been ripping me off for 11 years.
[05:27:55]  I'm never going to be Alex Jones.
[05:27:59]  Unless he gives me, you know, several million bucks up front.
[05:28:02]  Maybe I'll consider it.
[05:28:04]  How about three, four, six, Radio Graffiti?
[05:28:13]  Great.
[05:28:14]  Yeah, he just took the damn phone and shoved it up his anus.
[05:28:17]  That's great.
[05:28:18]  That's what we want to hear on a goddamn Friday night, buddy.
[05:28:22]  That's great.
[05:28:26]  407 Radio Graffiti, I guess.
[05:28:37]  I don't know.
[05:28:38]  What the hell am I supposed to do?
[05:28:39]  What the hell is that?
[05:28:42]  And who the hell is Donnie Baby, Radio Graffiti?
[05:28:47]  I got an 8-inch cough that's sick, man.
[05:28:51]  You're a sick freaking puppy.
[05:28:53]  You know that?
[05:28:54]  Take him about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that, man.
[05:28:58]  Jesus Christ.
[05:29:01]  How about 619, Radio Graffiti?
[05:29:05]  Ghost, all the gay butt sex you've been having has given you agents.
[05:29:09]  Get this stupid dumb kid!
[05:29:11]  Get this dumbass kid!
[05:29:13]  Put his kid into this!
[05:29:15]  And where are the parents?
[05:29:17]  God!
[05:29:18]  Where are the parents?
[05:29:19]  For Christ's sake!
[05:29:21]  Where are the parents?
[05:29:23]  This is not funny, man!
[05:29:27]  That's a little kid!
[05:29:28]  That's a corrupted little kid!
[05:29:30]  That's a corrupted little kid out there, man!
[05:29:35]  Where are the parents?
[05:29:38]  Where are the parents, man?
[05:29:42]  I'm telling you, little kid, if you're listening to me, man, they're corrupting you.
[05:29:47]  Remember in your subconscience.
[05:29:49]  I told you this today.
[05:29:51]  They're corrupting you.
[05:29:54]  They're corrupting you.
[05:29:59]  Oh, my God.
[05:30:00]  Jesus Christ.
[05:30:01]  It's so sick.
[05:30:04]  Oh, my God.
[05:30:06]  Look at Evil Mirror.
[05:30:07]  What do you want?
[05:30:08]  Remember to report this stream not only for the racism, but you're a freaking leftist piece of trash.
[05:30:14]  All right.
[05:30:14]  You're a leftist piece of garbage.
[05:30:17]  All right.
[05:30:19]  The reason I have radio graffiti is to promote free speech, man, while we still have it in America.
[05:30:27]  In America!
[05:30:31]  All right.
[05:30:32]  All right.
[05:30:32]  518, Radio Graffiti.
[05:30:35]  This is Sparter, Radio Graffiti.
[05:30:40]  I think that you are culturally appropriate in the wrong direction, okay?
[05:30:53]  I think that you are...
[05:30:53]  Hey, you know what?
[05:30:54]  I...
[05:30:55]  I absolutely think that you're culturally appropriating the mark arena is right.
[05:31:00]  The mark arena has nothing to do with Tejano.
[05:31:05]  It has nothing to do with that.
[05:31:07]  Okay?
[05:31:08]  The Marina is like, what is it, South American somewhere?
[05:31:11]  I mean, I don't even know where it derived from, but it wasn't from Tejano, and it wasn't from Mexicano, you know?
[05:31:19]  I mean, come on, you know, I mean, you're culturally appropriating, boy.

=== Five Hours And 32 Minutes Baby (03:53) ===

[05:31:25]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:31:27]  How dare you, you bigot.
[05:31:30]  2-1-3, Raider Graffiti.
[05:31:47]  That's actually a pretty good ACDC song, as a matter of fact.
[05:31:51]  That's pretty good.
[05:31:51]  It's a pretty good ACDC song.
[05:31:53]  Who else we got here?
[05:31:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:31:56]  It's a good amount of radio graffiti calls.
[05:31:59]  And look, we are two minutes.
[05:32:01]  Look at five hours and 32 minutes.
[05:32:04]  Huh?
[05:32:06]  Huh?
[05:32:07]  Five hours and 32 minutes, baby.
[05:32:10]  Who loves you, sick bastards?
[05:32:13]  Who cares about you, sick bastards?
[05:32:15]  I dedicate my Fridays to you when I could be out with Mrs. Ghost at a badass bar drinking some goddamn 30-degree, 29-degree beers and eating some badass chicken hot wings, baby.
[05:32:31]  Badass chicken hot wings.
[05:32:35]  Jesus Christ, who else we have here?
[05:32:39]  I'm not going to call on that.
[05:32:42]  Who is this Tommy Radio Graffiti?
[05:32:47]  Hi, Billy Mays here to talk about your life.
[05:32:50]  Up until now, no one ever appreciated you for anything.
[05:32:54]  And right now, you're probably telling yourself why.
[05:32:58]  It doesn't matter.
[05:32:59]  Because if you're having problems with trying to end it all, then you've got to see this.
[05:33:03]  Introducing the super side violence, the most effective form of superiority.
[05:33:08]  No, I'm not letting this go.
[05:33:10]  I'm not letting this continue.
[05:33:11]  All right.
[05:33:12]  R.I.P. Billy Mays, man.
[05:33:15]  All right.
[05:33:15]  R.I.P. Billy Mays, a true capitalist, and he realized that, man, you know, if I'm five and a half hours wasted, go shove it up your ass.
[05:33:27]  R.I.P. Billy Mays, not only was he a good salesman, he understood that, you know, to be able to have enough energy to be able to do what he did, he had to do a little nose candy, you know, and just and it caught up to him, man.
[05:33:40]  Poor guy.
[05:33:40]  You know, R.I.P., man.
[05:33:42]  He was.
[05:33:44]  I feel bad for the dude.
[05:33:46]  You know, R.I.P. Billy Mays.
[05:33:50]  Anyway.
[05:33:52]  Who do we have here?
[05:33:53]  How about, oh, my God.
[05:33:56]  570 Radio Graffiti.
[05:34:00]  Cock and ball torture from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
[05:34:05]  All right.
[05:34:06]  We don't want to hear about that.
[05:34:08]  We don't want to hear that.
[05:34:09]  Jesus Christ.
[05:34:11]  850, Radio Graffiti.
[05:34:15]  Go for someone to penetrate my 17-year-old nigger asshole by slumbers for your wife.
[05:34:23]  First of all, I had to hang him up.
[05:34:24]  But secondly, was that a black man referring to himself in that derogatory sense?
[05:34:32]  That's horrible, man.
[05:34:34]  You need to go to a fucking psychiatrist for that.
[05:34:37]  That's not cool, dude.
[05:34:39]  You should be black and proud, man.
[05:34:42]  719, Radio Graffiti.
[05:34:45]  Hey, Ghost, have you heard of Shane Killian?
[05:34:49]  Have I heard of what?
[05:34:51]  Shane Killian, guy off of YouTube.
[05:34:55]  No, I haven't heard about it.
[05:34:57]  No, I haven't heard about it.
[05:34:58]  I was thinking about doing some commissions of you having sex with him.
[05:35:03]  And why would you do that?
[05:35:07]  I don't know.
[05:35:08]  I like it.
[05:35:08]  I mean, anarcho capitalism is the best way, right?
[05:35:13]  Why not?
[05:35:13]  Oh, is this filthy heretic?

=== Yeah And You All Now Wonder Why (05:09) ===

[05:35:18]  No.
[05:35:19]  All right.
[05:35:20]  One of his minions.
[05:35:21]  That's one of his minions.
[05:35:22]  Oh, how anarchic of you, huh?
[05:35:25]  How anarchic.
[05:35:27]  That's anarchism to the T, right?
[05:35:29]  One of his minions, there isn't supposed to be an there isn't supposed to be any hierarchy in anarchy.
[05:35:36]  All I gotta say tonight is Mr. Strawman.
[05:35:39]  Yeah, exactly, exactly.
[05:35:41]  Yeah, and you all now wonder why.
[05:35:43]  You all know why that this filthy heretic is a fucking stupid moron.
[05:35:49]  I'm a capitalist, but I'm an anarchist and anarchism.
[05:35:54]  Shut up.
[05:35:55]  You don't even know the godfathers of anarchism.
[05:35:58]  Pierre Joseph Pardon and Bakunian.
[05:36:02]  You don't even know you didn't even know those people when I asked you about them because you're an idiot.
[05:36:07]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[05:36:28]  Boys who like boys who be girls like all right, get this shit out of here.
[05:36:33]  All right.
[05:36:34]  And the only reason I know that is because MTV put that song on every goddamn like background of every show that they had in the 90s.
[05:36:46]  All right.
[05:36:48]  All right.
[05:36:48]  Don't even go there.
[05:36:50]  You see, I fucking knew this.
[05:36:52]  You know what?
[05:36:52]  I knew it, dude.
[05:36:55]  Jesus Christ.
[05:36:58]  You guys are fucking assholes, man.
[05:37:00]  All right.
[05:37:00]  You're, it's, it's.
[05:37:03]  It's blur.
[05:37:04]  Y'all remember the y'all remember that band blur?
[05:37:07]  You know, blur.
[05:37:08]  Woohoo!
[05:37:09]  You remember that song?
[05:37:10]  Woohoo!
[05:37:11]  They did that crap.
[05:37:15]  They did that crap.
[05:37:19]  Anyway, who else do we have here?
[05:37:21]  How about Jesus Christ?
[05:37:26]  Are y'all trolls doing this crap on purpose and like having this, you know, a bunch of people?
[05:37:31]  You know, like Neon Knight Rider.
[05:37:35]  All right, ghost.
[05:37:35]  Have a good night.
[05:37:36]  Gotta work the next day.
[05:37:38]  Peace.
[05:37:39]  Well, hey, thank you, Neon Knight Rider.
[05:37:41]  Appreciate you chilling with us, man, because I've been here for five hours and 37 minutes.
[05:37:53]  Come on, man.
[05:37:54]  Who does that, man?
[05:37:55]  Who does that?
[05:37:56]  Who does that?
[05:37:59]  All right.
[05:38:00]  How about Jesus Christ?
[05:38:03]  Listen, 336 radio graffiti.
[05:38:07]  Tell us a little bit about the war man.
[05:38:09]  one in vietnam there's only one thing i can tell you about the war in vietnam In Vietnam.
[05:38:26]  You know what?
[05:38:27]  I'm not letting this happen.
[05:38:29]  I'm not letting this crap happen.
[05:38:30]  All right?
[05:38:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[05:38:34]  Oh, Christo!
[05:38:36]  Get away!
[05:38:39]  Jesus Christ!
[05:38:43]  That's it.
[05:38:44]  That's all I have to say about that.
[05:38:47]  That's the right onion.
[05:38:49]  You said it all.
[05:38:50]  What's your name, man?
[05:38:52]  My name is Forrest Forest Gump.
[05:38:54]  Boris Crump.
[05:38:57]  You son of a bitch.
[05:38:59]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this.
[05:39:01]  Shut up, you dump.
[05:39:03]  Son of a bitch!
[05:39:06]  Fucking gas!
[05:39:11]  What did I tell you?
[05:39:15]  What did I tell you?
[05:39:19]  I told you, scumbags, man.
[05:39:21]  Don't.
[05:39:23]  I've told you a thousand times, man.
[05:39:25]  Look, I'm only gonna take a couple more and then I'm out of here.
[05:39:30]  I am out of here.
[05:39:32]  I am out.
[05:39:37]  I'm not kidding, man.
[05:39:40]  Wait a minute.
[05:39:40]  MTV fanboy radio graffiti.
[05:39:48]  Oh, yes.
[05:39:50]  Hey, come, guzzler.
[05:39:51]  You're gonna wicked clean.
[05:39:53]  Oh, Jesus, get this.
[05:39:54]  Get this.
[05:39:55]  Who is this pervert?
[05:39:58]  Who is this pervert, man?
[05:40:02]  463 Radio Graffiti.
[05:40:05]  Boy, come on, dude.
[05:40:07]  Let me suck your sucker.
[05:40:09]  Get this stupid boron out of here.
[05:40:12]  I'm tired of this shit, man.
[05:40:19]  Almost six hours of this crap.
[05:40:22]  Almost six hours of this crap.
[05:40:27]  Who is this?

=== Almost Six Hours Of This Crap (03:19) ===

[05:40:28]  Oh, Jesus.
[05:40:29]  Is this next?
[05:40:31]  This bitch, this bitch horse is next, man.
[05:40:35]  Twilly Atkins Radio Graffiti, man.
[05:40:42]  15 remixes for Walter Bridget.
[05:40:44]  What still envy?
[05:40:46]  We don't need no way to make the pound out.
[05:40:52]  And now we don't need no more people.
[05:41:01]  You say goodbye, and I say hello.
[05:41:05]  Hello, hello.
[05:41:08]  I wonder why you say goodbye.
[05:41:10]  I say hello.
[05:41:14]  It's my life.
[05:41:17]  I love you, sir.
[05:41:43]  We move down up there.
[05:41:45]  Whoever layer that crack.
[05:41:47]  Come on now.
[05:41:51]  Stand down, let's do it.
[05:42:03]  You make me cry.
[05:42:05]  It'll be the day.
[05:42:17]  I want it.
[05:42:20]  Well, I ain't seen my favorite since I don't know where.
[05:42:24]  And I'm drinking bourbon with cash.
[05:42:26]  Got 10 champs.
[05:42:28]  Gonna get high, man.
[05:42:30]  I'm gonna get loose.
[05:42:31]  Give me a triple shot of that juice.
[05:42:35]  Gonna get drunk on and make it drop there.
[05:42:38]  I want one urban one knocking on Mary's guitar.
[05:42:44]  When it goes round in a circle when it fly high like a bird up in the sky.
[05:42:55]  I'm not trolling now.
[05:42:56]  I make money moves.
[05:42:58]  If you see me and I don't speak, that means I don't fuck with you.
[05:43:01]  I'm a boss.
[05:43:02]  You a worker, bitch.
[05:43:04]  I make money move.
[05:43:07]  Your computer sucks because you can't upload.
[05:43:11]  The boy's packet disserver because you collect welfare.
[05:43:16]  It's always a fun fact.
[05:43:19]  You're not gonna get when.
[05:43:22]  Well therefore yeah, having a wide ripple.

=== What The Fuck You Talking About (03:12) ===

[05:43:47]  Fuck the mice long, Fuck it all.
[05:43:53]  I suck at all.
[05:43:54]  I suck it all turn.
[05:43:59]  God damn it.
[05:44:00]  Twilight, you bitch horse, you son of bitch.
[05:44:09]  I die on radio, I die on Rich, taking me look like an idiot.
[05:44:23]  I'm tired almost six hours almost six hours of this crap And then I ended with this bitch horse Are you joking?
[05:44:33]  You're gonna be kidding me, you good, what ghost got against pony friends?
[05:44:47]  Shut up Yoda, the act.
[05:44:49]  Shut up.
[05:44:50]  And you know what I'm done with goddamn radio graffiti man, I'm done.
[05:44:56]  Get the shit out of your engineer.
[05:44:59]  Damn you, damn right.
[05:45:02]  Goodbye man.
[05:45:05]  Jesus Christ man, nuclear cans launch detection.
[05:45:09]  That's not funny.
[05:45:11]  Fucking nuclear, fucking damn bitch.
[05:45:29]  She's Man, I gave you five hours and 45 minutes of my fucking life, all right on my ball on Friday, man of my Baller Frie.
[05:45:45]  Look at you, fucking people in the chat room.
[05:45:47]  Man, you don't care, you don't give a crap, you don't care.
[05:45:52]  Look at you.
[05:45:53]  You, you won the fucking.
[05:45:56]  What the fuck you talking about?
[05:45:58]  What are you talking about?
[05:45:59]  You, fucking one?
[05:46:01]  You shut up, shut up man, make me sick.
[05:46:07]  Shut up, shut up man, shut the hell up, just shut up, man.
[05:46:15]  You didn't win nothing.
[05:46:16]  You stupid dumb assholes in the chat room didn't win nothing.
[05:46:20]  You trolls didn't do nothing, man.
[05:46:24]  Yeah yeah, do nothing man.
[05:46:28]  Easy on the voice.
[05:46:30]  Yet no kidding man, no kidding man.
[05:46:33]  Every fucking goddamn show, I rank my voice.
[05:46:37]  Man, who else could do this?
[05:46:39]  Man, who else could do this?
[05:46:41]  Nobody, nobody, man.
[05:46:44]  But you don't care.
[05:46:45]  Look it, they think they wanted the chat room.
[05:46:48]  Look look look, they think they won the.
[05:46:54]  Yeah, you didn't win nothing.
[05:46:58]  Get out of the window.
[05:47:00]  Out of my