True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 38   Jussie Smollett 'hate crime hoax' charges are dropped! Thanks Obama
Aired: 2020-03-25
Duration: 03:50:30


=== Ghost Show Episode 38 Intro (14:47) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:29]  It's your host, the man with the most, and I don't mean to brag or boast.
[00:01:34]  I'm talking about Ghost episode 38 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:40]  And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's already chilling with us.
[00:01:44]  It's a Wednesday.
[00:01:47]  Let's go ahead and spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody you know.
[00:01:55]  Let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in the house.
[00:02:01]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:02:03]  I'm not late.
[00:02:04]  All right.
[00:02:05]  Shut up.
[00:02:07]  Hey, you know what time it is, right?
[00:02:10]  It's time for the Ghost Show.
[00:02:13]  Episode 38.
[00:02:16]  Jesse Schmollett, hate crime hoax charges dropped.
[00:02:22]  That's right.
[00:02:23]  Jesse Smollett, the guy that pretended that he had a noose around his neck and was attacked by people with MAGA hats.
[00:02:32]  The hate crime hoax charges dropped.
[00:02:36]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:02:40]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:02:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:45]  We got a lot of things to talk about today.
[00:02:47]  And I hope that you're tuning in with me.
[00:02:49]  And shut up in the chat room.
[00:02:51]  I'm not late.
[00:02:53]  Shut up.
[00:02:54]  I'm sick and tired of you people out here trying to talk all this garbage that I'm late.
[00:02:59]  I'm not late.
[00:03:00]  Just for that, don't take me out.
[00:03:04]  Let the damn song even go longer, Engineer.
[00:03:07]  I'm late.
[00:03:08]  I'm not late.
[00:03:10]  Shut up in the chat.
[00:03:13]  Shut the hell up in the goddamn chat.
[00:03:19]  It's episode 38, okay?
[00:03:22]  Let's make it a decent show, shall we?
[00:03:25]  Ah! Ah! Ah!
[00:03:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:34]  All right.
[00:03:34]  All right.
[00:03:35]  Let's go ahead.
[00:03:35]  Let's take me out of here, Engineer.
[00:03:38]  Take me out for Christ's sake.
[00:03:40]  I mean, good God.
[00:03:42]  All right.
[00:03:43]  We're here.
[00:03:44]  Thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:03:46]  Let's get rolling.
[00:03:47]  And then we got Hale Laitler.
[00:03:49]  Hail Laitler asshole.
[00:03:51]  Listen, I keep telling you people that I am here.
[00:03:55]  We'll replay Hale Laitler.
[00:03:56]  Okay, here you go.
[00:03:57]  Here's it.
[00:03:58]  Here's that one.
[00:03:58]  Okay.
[00:03:59]  Here, here.
[00:03:59]  That's for you, Hale Laitler.
[00:04:02]  All right, you gotta replay it, Engineer.
[00:04:03]  What?
[00:04:04]  Thank you very much.
[00:04:05]  You go ahead and play it again.
[00:04:06]  Ghost was anally discharged from Vietnam with a purple heart.
[00:04:11]  Shut up.
[00:04:12]  All right.
[00:04:12]  Let's not start the show.
[00:04:14]  Yeah, there's the Hail Lately.
[00:04:15]  All right, you got it.
[00:04:16]  All right.
[00:04:17]  Now, I broadcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8:30-ish.
[00:04:23]  8:30-ish, Hail.
[00:04:24]  Look, don't give him an extra one, engineer.
[00:04:27]  God damn it.
[00:04:30]  Like I said, late again.
[00:04:33]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:04:34]  Listen, I'm going to be around 8:30-ish.
[00:04:39]  All right, Central Standard Time.
[00:04:41]  All right, it's about what 8:49, 8:50, whatever the hell it is.
[00:04:45]  That's enough, all right?
[00:04:48]  All right, that's just that's just you have to get used to it.
[00:04:50]  You have to follow me on YouTube and hit the damn bell.
[00:04:54]  One monkey let go.
[00:04:56]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:04:59]  What the no, listen, no, let's not go there with that racism, okay?
[00:05:05]  All right, I want to have a serious conversation about this because for all those folks that don't know, Jesse Smollett, this is the character that was on the Empire show, which is highlighting the degradation of rap music and black folks in their communities.
[00:05:21]  Anyway, regardless, Jesse Smollett, supposedly a victim of a hate crime in Chicago, alleged that he was beaten.
[00:05:30]  He had a noose around his neck by two people with MAGA hats on.
[00:05:36]  Of course, those are the infamous Make America Great Again hats.
[00:05:40]  And as a result, this guy put out an actual police claim.
[00:05:45]  Cuckler III, baby!
[00:05:47]  Yo, ghost, how's it going?
[00:05:48]  Hope you have a great night.
[00:05:50]  I CFTW.
[00:05:52]  Hey, man, thank you very much, Cuckler III.
[00:05:55]  He's the newest member of the inner circle, baby, and he's a cool guy, man.
[00:05:59]  Cheers to Cuckler, baby.
[00:06:00]  All right, cheers to Cuckler.
[00:06:03]  And I know you're probably going to get some hater aid here.
[00:06:07]  One chimp free at last.
[00:06:09]  Look, let's stop with the racism, please, okay?
[00:06:12]  Seriously.
[00:06:13]  Stop with the goddamn racism.
[00:06:16]  What is this, ghost?
[00:06:17]  I'm not late, you sons of bitches.
[00:06:19]  I keep telling you, I'll be on around 8:30 p.m. Central Standard time.
[00:06:24]  Yes.
[00:06:25]  Good God.
[00:06:26]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:06:27]  I just soiled my wheelchair and I had to.
[00:06:30]  Shut up about the goddamn wheelchair.
[00:06:32]  All right.
[00:06:32]  This is serious business.
[00:06:34]  You didn't even wipe me.
[00:06:35]  Shut up.
[00:06:36]  All right.
[00:06:36]  This is serious business.
[00:06:38]  Soros paid off Kim Fox.
[00:06:40]  Uh-oh.
[00:06:41]  Oh, look at that Breitbart link.
[00:06:44]  Proof is right here, ghost, that George Soros paid off Kim Fox.
[00:06:49]  Oh, man.
[00:06:49]  Kyle Lateller.
[00:06:50]  Anyway, hey, ghost.
[00:06:52]  I see Trump is still supporting Israel and not homeless veterans and anyone else that can't.
[00:06:57]  Shut up, Communist for Trump.
[00:06:58]  And I can't believe I work so you can get your welfare check every month.
[00:07:03]  Ridiculous.
[00:07:04]  I don't.
[00:07:04]  I don't fucking get welfare, you moron.
[00:07:07]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:07:08]  And secondly, I'm tired of you goddamn Trump haters trying to use this hatred that you all have for Jewish people against our president.
[00:07:18]  I mean, what kind of racist sons of bitches are you, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:07:22]  Look, let's not talk about that now.
[00:07:24]  I want to talk about Jesse Smollett, okay, with the hate crime hoax.
[00:07:29]  All right, you know, my granddaughter is a good piece of ass.
[00:07:33]  Also, I'm not afraid of that.
[00:07:34]  You son of a bitch.
[00:07:35]  I never said that.
[00:07:36]  You're a sick bastard for even donating $5 to say that.
[00:07:40]  You sorry sack of trash.
[00:07:43]  Now, listen, let me talk here, okay?
[00:07:46]  Let me talk.
[00:07:48]  Jesse Smollett, of course, the man who alleged that two white people in MAGA hats beat the Bee Jesus out of him and put a noose around his neck, saying this is Trump country or something that they're in, ends up being exposed that he set the whole thing up himself.
[00:08:06]  He apparently got a couple of mumbookus from Africa to, you know, I guess be a little rough with him, slap him around, throw a noose around it, whatever.
[00:08:16]  Okay, but lo and behold, it comes out that he is a fake, hoaxing piece of trash.
[00:08:22]  And I think this is very dangerous, first and foremost, that this Jesse Smollett was even allowed to do this first and foremost without any charges.
[00:08:32]  Because the charges have been dropped, folks.
[00:08:34]  The charges against this son of a bitch who posed a hate crime hoax has been literally dropped.
[00:08:42]  I'm not saying that damn.
[00:08:43]  That's a disgusting, pathetic, text-to-speech.
[00:08:47]  I'm not saying it.
[00:08:48]  I'm not saying it.
[00:08:49]  All right.
[00:08:51]  Folks, I heard that Jesse Smollett was released without charge.
[00:08:54]  And believe me, if I was that DA, I would not have charged him in the first place.
[00:08:58]  Oh, shut up.
[00:08:59]  That's not the real Donald Trump.
[00:09:01]  That's a goddamn race.
[00:09:02]  That person's probably paid by the DNC.
[00:09:06]  That's not the president.
[00:09:07]  Shut up.
[00:09:09]  All right.
[00:09:10]  If only the noose was real.
[00:09:12]  Look, stop with this racist crap, man.
[00:09:15]  This is serious.
[00:09:16]  And I want to have a serious conversation about this, man.
[00:09:20]  Where's my teeth Wednesday?
[00:09:22]  Listens.
[00:09:23]  Don't.
[00:09:24]  Don't, not with the meme sorcery.
[00:09:26]  I don't want to.
[00:09:27]  Listen, this is serious business because what Jesse Smollett did was literally throw the black strife back at least 25, 30 years.
[00:09:39]  All right.
[00:09:39]  If he was trying to get compassion for the black strife, he did his community a disservice.
[00:09:46]  Alamo review on Yelp.
[00:09:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:48]  Every time I think of the events that happened at the Alamo, I can't help it but to stroke my 15 and a half inches.
[00:09:54]  Jesus Christ, don't stop leaving reviews in my name, you trolls.
[00:10:00]  I don't know how many times I got to tell you, man, stop that crap.
[00:10:03]  That's not funny anymore.
[00:10:05]  All right.
[00:10:06]  I know you all thought it was cute for a minute.
[00:10:08]  It's not.
[00:10:09]  That's not funny.
[00:10:11]  Shut up and stop doing that crap, man.
[00:10:13]  This is an order.
[00:10:15]  This is an order.
[00:10:17]  Stop it.
[00:10:18]  I buy that for a dollar.
[00:10:20]  What is this?
[00:10:21]  We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
[00:10:25]  I never said that.
[00:10:26]  All right.
[00:10:26]  I never said that.
[00:10:27]  All right.
[00:10:28]  Shut your mouth.
[00:10:29]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:10:31]  Don't you understand that?
[00:10:34]  The bleach wasn't black enough.
[00:10:37]  Listen, man, stop with the sick jokes.
[00:10:40]  Stop with the sick racist garbage that you're just spewing out here.
[00:10:46]  We need to have a serious conversation about Jesse Smollett and what he perpetrated here and the charges being dropped.
[00:10:55]  Now, lest we forget, this happened in Chicago.
[00:10:59]  And whose backyard is that?
[00:11:01]  Or one of his backyards?
[00:11:02]  None other than Barack Obama.
[00:11:05]  None other than Barack Obama, Mr. President Junkyard America himself.
[00:11:11]  And you don't think that he and maybe Michelle Obama, because lest we forget, it came out that Jesse Smollett's sister worked for Michelle Obama.
[00:11:22]  She worked for Michelle Obama, baby.
[00:11:25]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:11:27]  I'm not saying that's a disgusting name.
[00:11:29]  I'm not saying that.
[00:11:31]  All right, that's just goddamn racist, and we're not trying to be racist here.
[00:11:36]  All right.
[00:11:37]  What I'm trying to do is say what Jesse Smollett did is a disservice to his community.
[00:11:43]  Send Jesse Smollett to talk a walk in my neighborhood.
[00:11:45]  I will gladly help America out.
[00:11:47]  Don't think Obama thinks Smollett could have been his son too, since he's also arranging trouble.
[00:11:53]  That's horrible.
[00:11:54]  You know, whoever was trolling, I know you think it's a joke.
[00:11:57]  That's horrible, man.
[00:11:58]  That's not a joke.
[00:11:59]  That's not funny.
[00:12:01]  George Zimmerman, for Christ's sake, man, come on, man.
[00:12:06]  This is serious.
[00:12:07]  This is serious business, okay?
[00:12:10]  Because what Jesse Smollett did is it's like if a Jewish man was to spray a swastika on a synagogue or something.
[00:12:17]  That's the kind of distrust he has sown within his own community.
[00:12:24]  Chimpo Mo.
[00:12:25]  Just shut up.
[00:12:26]  I'm not saying, I'm not.
[00:12:27]  Just shut up, all right, with these stupid dumb names, okay?
[00:12:31]  Just shut up.
[00:12:32]  In memory of 213.
[00:12:33]  Soon, ghost, we will silence your voice forever.
[00:12:36]  The Ghetto Capitalist Revolution will not permit your sickness to defame the name of Junkyard America.
[00:12:42]  Death to capitalism.
[00:12:44]  Yeah, glory to ghetto capitalism.
[00:12:45]  You idiots wouldn't be able to support yourself.
[00:12:48]  You'd be like Venezuela.
[00:12:50]  All right?
[00:12:51]  You'd be like Venezuela, Texas history teacher.
[00:12:54]  Past Sunday in 1825, the Mexican legislature passed the State Colonization Act, which allowed Anglo-settlers to move to Texas.
[00:13:02]  I tell my students that you are a descendant of the Mexican martyrs.
[00:13:06]  From one of the Texas martyrs.
[00:13:09]  Thanks for the land.
[00:13:10]  The Texas martyrs, you idiot.
[00:13:12]  Not the Mexican martyrs.
[00:13:14]  I wasn't down with Santa Ana.
[00:13:16]  THE TEXAS MURDERS!
[00:13:17]  Ghost's daughter is a good piece of ass.
[00:13:19]  Eggplants in the chat if you agree.
[00:13:21]  You're an asshole, communist for...
[00:13:24]  Listen, and shut up about my family.
[00:13:27]  You know, shut up about you trolling me about using my name for goddamn freaking CENA.
[00:13:32]  Now my goddamn studio's coming undone for Christ's sake.
[00:13:36]  Writing reviews in my name for gay bathhouses and the Alamo and all this other crap.
[00:13:44]  NZ First Chicago Next Pew Pew.
[00:13:48]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:13:51]  And shut up with the goddamn eggplants and the listen, man.
[00:13:56]  I'm not joking around here, man.
[00:13:58]  I'm trying to have a dialogue about this Jesse Smollett situation.
[00:14:04]  Catch and release is happening non-stop.
[00:14:07]  Thousands of illegals are being released.
[00:14:09]  Trump won't do something as simple as running down the border.
[00:14:12]  He just called the national emergency on the border, D-Ray.
[00:14:17]  As a matter of fact, he vetoed this Senate and House bill that condemned his national emergency for the border.
[00:14:26]  And that veto override, which the House attempted today, failed.
[00:14:32]  It failed.
[00:14:35]  Fox and Friends, April 25th, 19, True Capitalist Radio.
[00:14:39]  His show is quite possibly the most important thing.
[00:14:44]  Nobody else tells it like he does.
[00:14:46]  We recommend checking out The Engineer and his show.
[00:14:49]  It's the Engineer.

=== Border Emergency Veto Override (10:21) ===

[00:14:51]  Man, shut up, man.
[00:14:52]  Shut up about the engineer, right?
[00:14:55]  Ghost left testicle.
[00:14:56]  You see, I am Ghost's left testicle and love to sucky, sucky, sucky, sucky.
[00:15:00]  Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.
[00:15:02]  Lick, lick, lick, lick.
[00:15:03]  Why are you people donating this shit control?
[00:15:08]  I'm not doing that.
[00:15:10]  Why are you donating this sick crap?
[00:15:12]  It's sick.
[00:15:14]  It's perversion.
[00:15:16]  It's perversion, man.
[00:15:20]  Good God.
[00:15:21]  Listen.
[00:15:22]  Shut up with these sick-ass trolls, you cyber vermin, and listen for a second.
[00:15:27]  All right?
[00:15:29]  Listen.
[00:15:30]  We need to have a dialogue about Jesse Smollett and this hate crime hoax and the charges against this son of a bitch being dropped.
[00:15:41]  Now, what kind of justice system do we have when all you have to do is be some kiss ass in the Obama administration so that you can be get off scot-free?
[00:15:51]  You're above the justice system.
[00:15:54]  Goodbye, bump stocks.
[00:15:55]  Thanks a lot, Trump.
[00:15:56]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:15:59]  Shut up, all right?
[00:16:00]  Just shut up.
[00:16:02]  E, if NG is the talent, listen, stop doing that crap.
[00:16:06]  Listen, let me talk, you dumbasses.
[00:16:09]  Let me talk.
[00:16:13]  I mean, doesn't this piss anybody off?
[00:16:15]  And shut up, Dean.
[00:16:18]  Thousands of illegals are being released.
[00:16:20]  Trump won't do something as simple as shutting down.
[00:16:26]  He called the national emergency on the board, D-Ray.
[00:16:31]  Trump should be.
[00:16:32]  Shut up.
[00:16:33]  Shut up with the E's in the chat.
[00:16:35]  Shut up, Communist for Trump.
[00:16:36]  Shut up.
[00:16:37]  Let me talk.
[00:16:38]  We need to have a dialogue.
[00:16:42]  We need to have a dialogue.
[00:16:44]  Jesse Smollett should have been charged with wasting the police.
[00:16:48]  I mean, no kidding.
[00:16:51]  No kidding, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:16:53]  Daryl died on his knees, lol bareback Daryl.
[00:16:57]  You look, shut up with those trolls, especially, you I do believe Cuckler III, they should have been charged, all right, trying to make Trump supporters look bad.
[00:17:10]  All right, no, no, god damn it, man.
[00:17:16]  This is too early in a goddamn show for this, man.
[00:17:20]  Shut up, shut your mouth, meme magician.
[00:17:23]  Sorry for being late, guys.
[00:17:24]  My rivals, the meme wizards, did some wicked meme wizardry, which caused me to get stuck in traffic.
[00:17:30]  I'm sure they did the markets and other news in a few minutes.
[00:17:34]  No, we don't need your help, meme magician.
[00:17:37]  We don't need your goddamn help, meme magician.
[00:17:41]  One gay monkey for like, shut up, all right.
[00:17:44]  Listen, I'm trying to have a dialogue about this Jesse Smollett situation.
[00:17:51]  I mean, you understand this is serious business.
[00:17:54]  He just threw his community back, in my personal opinion, 30 or 40 years in race relations by this hate crime hoax alone.
[00:18:04]  And on top of that, folks, aside from the fact that he tried to make this hate crime hoax driven by race, lest we forget that Jesse Smollett happens to be a homosexual.
[00:18:18]  Now, I'm not saying that him happening to be a homosexual has anything to do with this.
[00:18:23]  But I would like to add that modern day homosexuals, for whatever reason, like to take a drug by the, what is it called?
[00:18:33]  What do they call it, engineer?
[00:18:38]  Travada.
[00:18:39]  Travada, which for you folks that are, I don't know, living under a rock, Travada is a pill that they pop, okay?
[00:18:48]  So that, oh, Jesus, what is this, Bobby?
[00:18:51]  It's infuriating that these idiots don't know real metal if it hit them in their fat asses.
[00:18:56]  There is no metal band more epic, more talented, and more badass than my boys in Limp Biscuit.
[00:19:03]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:19:06]  I wouldn't go there, Bobby, all right?
[00:19:08]  Thanks, Obama.
[00:19:10]  Much appreciated.
[00:19:11]  King Owa G.
[00:19:13]  I don't know what the hell is that, man.
[00:19:15]  And listen, the reason I'm bringing this up, okay, is because Travada is supposed to prevent homosexuals from obtaining HIV if they pop this every single day.
[00:19:27]  Meme magic engineer host, in your dreams, jag off, all right?
[00:19:32]  Now, let me talk.
[00:19:35]  Ghost reviews gay bars.
[00:19:37]  Yeah, shut your mouth, all right?
[00:19:39]  Listen, all right.
[00:19:41]  Now, the reason I bring up Travada or P-Rep or PrEP or whatever the hell you want to call this thing is because I don't think that the people that are within the homosexual community understand the biological implications of popping a pill specifically to prevent you from getting pause hold or contracting HIV is what I meant to say.
[00:20:04]  Okay?
[00:20:05]  And you can ask people who take this Travada.
[00:20:10]  It gets you a little loopy, okay?
[00:20:13]  It gets you a little loopy.
[00:20:15]  It messes with your psychology.
[00:20:18]  And if you don't know what Travada is, folks, I'm not joking.
[00:20:21]  It is the drug that is being given to people that are claiming to be homosexual.
[00:20:28]  All right.
[00:20:28]  Who the hell is this?
[00:20:29]  Shots with Bud Dwyer for two bucks?
[00:20:32]  Real funny, you idiot.
[00:20:33]  I mean, this is what they're giving.
[00:20:35]  If you say you're a homosexual at the doctor, you're giving this.
[00:20:38]  According to TMZ, Smollett will surrender the $10,000 bond in the case as a condition of the agreement.
[00:20:44]  The paper noted that it was unclear why Smollett was required to forfeit his bond, which would ordinarily be returned to him or his lawyers.
[00:20:52]  Yeah, well, that's somebody got paid off, all right?
[00:20:55]  $10,000 is pretty cheap, huh?
[00:20:57]  Listen, the bottom line is, is that I personally believe that Jesse Smollett, all right, was, in my opinion, okay, was influenced by ghost Chicago monkey hunt.
[00:21:11]  Shut up, idiot, and stop talking to me in emojis, you idiot.
[00:21:16]  Stop talking to me in emojis.
[00:21:17]  Cream Pies for Mawa?
[00:21:19]  Ghost remembers Charlie's taking 10 steps towards his butt crack.
[00:21:22]  Oh, it's sudden.
[00:21:23]  Can you please just shut up with these sick god damn things?
[00:21:27]  Bobby!
[00:21:28]  These idiots wouldn't know real heavy metal if it hit them in their fat hambone assets.
[00:21:32]  Hold on, Bobby.
[00:21:33]  There is no man more badass, more influential, more American than my boys in Limp Biscuit.
[00:21:40]  Fred Durst, are you kidding me?
[00:21:42]  Come on, man.
[00:21:43]  Calm down with that.
[00:21:44]  All right.
[00:21:45]  Calm down, Bobby.
[00:21:46]  Calm down.
[00:21:48]  And somebody just donated two bucks.
[00:21:51]  Jesse Smellett.
[00:21:52]  Jesse Smell it.
[00:21:54]  I'm sure he does smell it.
[00:21:57]  Anyway, listen, the reason I bring up this Travada is because in my personal view, I think that this is what's captivating the minds of homosexuals.
[00:22:08]  And that's why they are not acting rationally as it pertains to the social interaction with everyday United States populations.
[00:22:19]  Because now, let's be honest, folks, I mean, for what reason are gays protesting in this country?
[00:22:26]  Why are gays protesting in America?
[00:22:28]  I mean, I talked about this, what is it, a month and a half ago, that Japan, all right, upheld, their Supreme Court in Japan upheld a ruling that if anybody in Japan wants to be a transgendered person, they are going to be legally sterilized by the state.
[00:22:46]  How come I don't hear any LGBTQ protesting about that?
[00:22:51]  Huh?
[00:22:52]  I mean, I'm just asking, why are gays protesting en masse?
[00:22:59]  Why are they the ones out here, even when there's a woman march?
[00:23:04]  Even when there's a woman march, homosexuals are there for whatever.
[00:23:09]  Why are you all protesting?
[00:23:10]  And the reason I say this is because you are all now a protected class.
[00:23:16]  I mean, you've got hate crime bills that are legal law because of your lifestyle.
[00:23:24]  For what reason are you all so anti-America?
[00:23:28]  Because lest we forget, many, I'm not saying all, we do have exceptions to the rule.
[00:23:34]  Many of these folks in the LGBTQ community are extreme, practically anti-American leftists.
[00:23:43]  Why?
[00:23:44]  I mean, can we agree that in the United States, this is probably one of the safest, if not the safest country where gays can be out in the open and, you know, hugging and kissing.
[00:23:59]  I mean, now, what is this?
[00:24:02]  Ghost bottoms for Jesse.
[00:24:03]  It's shut up, you stupid moron, all right?
[00:24:07]  I mean, I'm just, I'm just asking.
[00:24:09]  I mean, in every other context right now, gays are being persecuted.
[00:24:16]  They're being persecuted in the Middle East.
[00:24:18]  And for whatever reason, the LGBTQ are so quick to come to the aid of those that are within the Muslim community, those that are part of the Syrian refugees that were bombarded in Europe and that are being sparsely sporadic and put in other westernized nations.
[00:24:39]  Why?
[00:24:39]  When it's in the religion of Islam to throw you off buildings and to execute you.
[00:24:48]  I mean, have you taken a look at gays in India lately?
[00:24:52]  I mean, they're not, they're not, I mean, come on.
[00:24:56]  I mean, you have to ask yourself, okay, if gays have it so well in the United States, then why are they going out in mass protests doing things?
[00:25:08]  Jesse Freed by the all right, I'm not saying that, all right?

=== Truvada And Irrational Basket Cases (05:04) ===

[00:25:12]  Shut up.
[00:25:14]  All right, just shut your mouth.
[00:25:18]  If gays understand that in the United States, it's the safest place in the world to be gay right now, then why would Jesse Smollett concoct something like this?
[00:25:28]  I mean, this is a character in one of these black shows that is real sought after empire, which is nothing more than a fictitious idea of blacks really controlling the rap music game, which they don't.
[00:25:44]  Just take a look at Jimmy Iveen.
[00:25:47]  That's the guy who's basically making the bulk of the money out of you folks degradating yourself.
[00:25:54]  You know, Malcolm X was probably rolling over in his grave looking at you hip-hop rap freaks.
[00:26:00]  The Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA, minus 0.13%.
[00:26:06]  Listen, I'm going to get to the stocks in a minute.
[00:26:10]  Shut up, main magician.
[00:26:12]  All right.
[00:26:12]  Shut up.
[00:26:15]  Son of a bitch, shut your mouth.
[00:26:19]  Shut up at $2,800.
[00:26:21]  I'm going to get to the damn markets in the middle.
[00:26:26]  I'm going to get to the damn markets if you just shut your stupid stinking goddamn text-to-speech.
[00:26:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:26:35]  I'd buy that for a weedy squad.
[00:26:38]  Did you hear Mr. Medeker give you a shout out yesterday during his live stream?
[00:26:42]  No, I didn't hear it.
[00:26:43]  He said you are a treat and that it's weird how so many noobs don't get you.
[00:26:47]  Lightning bolts in chat if you are a member of Sweetie Squad.
[00:26:51]  What is a Sweetie Squad?
[00:26:52]  Anyway, look, I like Mr. Meadowcore because, you know, he's cool with me.
[00:26:59]  So if he's cool with me, I'm cool with him.
[00:27:00]  All right, Mr. Metalcore.
[00:27:01]  All right.
[00:27:02]  But don't.
[00:27:04]  I'm not saying that sick ass name.
[00:27:06]  Whoever, hey, whoever put that name, I'm going to turn you into your vice squad.
[00:27:11]  All right.
[00:27:12]  Thanks for the markets.
[00:27:14]  Shut the hell up, man.
[00:27:16]  I'm going to get to the damn markets if you all just shut your mouth.
[00:27:20]  All right?
[00:27:21]  Just shut your goddamn pie hole for a second, man.
[00:27:26]  And cheers to Mr. Metalcore, man.
[00:27:29]  Listen, I am serious about what I was saying about why the LGBTQ is ghostized.
[00:27:42]  Shut the hell up, man.
[00:27:44]  I'm trying to talk.
[00:27:45]  I'm trying to have a serious conversation.
[00:27:48]  Look, there's Amy Daly.
[00:27:49]  Amy Daly, what's going on, Amy Daly?
[00:27:51]  Listen, I'm serious.
[00:27:54]  I personally believe that Travada is a key element in making many Yeah, Jesse didn't do nothing wrong.
[00:28:05]  Can you just shut up, please?
[00:28:06]  All right, I think Travada is a culprit in basically turning many within the LGBTQ community into irrational basket cases, okay?
[00:28:19]  I mean, I mean, doesn't anybody have to take a step back, especially if you're somebody within the homosexual community before you're given a pill to shove down your throat?
[00:28:30]  I mean, seriously, man.
[00:28:32]  I mean, you're taking a pill every single day, okay, to supposedly prevent you from getting an HIV infection.
[00:28:42]  Okay, I'm just saying, hey, look, people are saying conspiracy theory radio.
[00:28:48]  Hey, look, all right, I was in Austin, Texas for many a year.
[00:28:52]  I'm down here in San Antonio, Texas right now.
[00:28:55]  We got a lot of homosexuals walking around out here, all right?
[00:29:01]  Trump is stupid.
[00:29:03]  Shut up, you idiot.
[00:29:05]  All right, and look, I've seen these homosexuals when they were who they were, and then they started popping Travada.
[00:29:15]  And once they started popping Travada, they completely became irrational basket cases.
[00:29:21]  Complete irrational basket cases.
[00:29:25]  So I'm just simply stating my opinion, you know, but doesn't anybody find it a little weird that if you happen to be a homosexual, hold on, what is this?
[00:29:36]  Am I your favorite tranny still?
[00:29:38]  Did you get the picture of my new vagina?
[00:29:40]  Feels toothless, man.
[00:29:42]  Man, that's not funny, man.
[00:29:43]  Amy Daly, come on, man.
[00:29:45]  That's not funny, man.
[00:29:47]  That's not funny, man.
[00:29:50]  I mean, doesn't anybody find it bizarre that if you go to your doctor and say, um, I'm a homosexual, that they're just going to, you know, put a damn pill down your throat and say that you got to take a pill every day so that you could prevent yourself from getting HIV?
[00:30:07]  Have you even looked at the commercial of Travada?
[00:30:10]  Have you looked at it?
[00:30:12]  It's like, I practice safe sex, but I want to do more.

=== Safe Sex Commercial Critique (15:11) ===

[00:30:17]  Do more what?
[00:30:20]  If you're putting a condom on it and you're having safe sex, what more do you have to do?
[00:30:27]  What more?
[00:30:27]  I just, good God, man.
[00:30:31]  And the reason I bring this up is because Jesse Smolent, okay, who happens to be black, is also a homosexual.
[00:30:40]  And he contrived this hate crime hoax and he based it off of a racial idea.
[00:30:50]  Now, what would drive him to do that?
[00:30:52]  Okay.
[00:30:54]  And what in his mind would make him think that that was a rational thing to do?
[00:31:01]  Ghost preps NG the bull.
[00:31:04]  Just shut up, man.
[00:31:05]  I'm having a serious conversation here.
[00:31:09]  I want to do more fucking.
[00:31:12]  Are you talking about I want to do more in the Travada commercial?
[00:31:16]  Is that what you're suggesting?
[00:31:17]  Ghost quotes.
[00:31:19]  Guys, it happened this jungle bunny crap scared.
[00:31:22]  I never said that racist crap.
[00:31:24]  Don't listen to this idiot.
[00:31:26]  Shut up.
[00:31:27]  Never said that crap.
[00:31:29]  You son of a hand in chat.
[00:31:31]  Shut up, ghost quotes.
[00:31:32]  All right?
[00:31:35]  What is this?
[00:31:35]  Follow-up question.
[00:31:37]  Hey, ghost.
[00:31:38]  Follow-up question for you from Monday's show.
[00:31:40]  What's that?
[00:31:41]  I have friends that stream.
[00:31:42]  Is there any situation where a sole proprietorship is a better option than a corporation for tax filing?
[00:31:48]  Figured I would ask the guy who would know best.
[00:31:51]  Yes, there is.
[00:31:52]  If you make under about, if you make under $60,000, probably.
[00:31:57]  The Chinese company that owns Grind R is being forced to sell the popular dating app following pressure from the government due to security risks.
[00:32:05]  What the hell do we need to know though?
[00:32:08]  I don't care about that.
[00:32:11]  Wait, me magician LGBTQ News.
[00:32:15]  Hail Ageler.
[00:32:17]  Hail Ageler, you fucking son of a bitch.
[00:32:21]  Hail Ageler!
[00:32:23]  Son of a bitch!
[00:32:24]  The ghost show episode 38 is proudly brought to you by Truvada.
[00:32:28]  No, it's not!
[00:32:30]  Shut up!
[00:32:31]  No, it's not!
[00:32:32]  It is not!
[00:32:33]  All right, shut up!
[00:32:36]  Remember the Travada mo?
[00:32:39]  Man, you fucking idiot!
[00:32:40]  Shut up, man!
[00:32:42]  I'm not in the mood for this crap!
[00:32:45]  I'm not in the mood!
[00:32:46]  Two number nines, a number 9 live, a number 6 with extra dip.
[00:32:51]  Enough!
[00:32:54]  Enough of this crap!
[00:32:57]  Hail Ageler!
[00:32:59]  Stupid ass Ramesh!
[00:33:00]  Ghost, did you know there is this Indian on YouTube by the name of Rajiv Kapoor who does a live tech support hotline broadcast and he called you out on his show?
[00:33:09]  He is known for making people throw their computers out of the window and scamming them.
[00:33:14]  Well, why do I care that some Indian tech support dude gives a crap about me?
[00:33:19]  Eggplants, if you want to do more.
[00:33:21]  Look, shut up, man.
[00:33:23]  This Travada thing that I'm bringing up is serious, man.
[00:33:28]  Hail HIV.
[00:33:30]  You fucking idiots, man.
[00:33:32]  Just shut the fuck up.
[00:33:33]  I'm serious, man.
[00:33:35]  I'm not in the mood for this crap.
[00:33:37]  All right?
[00:33:38]  You son of a bitch.
[00:33:39]  I've been on for a little over 30 minutes, and this is all the crap that I've been taking from you, stupid trolls, man.
[00:33:47]  The Texas homosexual emo, huh?
[00:33:50]  Yeah, that real funny.
[00:33:52]  Real funny.
[00:33:53]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:33:55]  Excuse my French.
[00:33:56]  I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:33:58]  But you're listening.
[00:33:59]  You see what these stupid trolls are doing, man.
[00:34:02]  Listen and look at them.
[00:34:06]  I'm trying to have a dialogue about this Jesse Smollett hate crime hoax and the charges against this son of a bitch being dropped.
[00:34:17]  All right?
[00:34:20]  Trivially a dead.
[00:34:22]  1836.
[00:34:24]  Look, shut up.
[00:34:25]  Just shut up, man.
[00:34:26]  All right.
[00:34:27]  Just shut up and let me talk.
[00:34:28]  All right.
[00:34:30]  Just let me talk here.
[00:34:32]  All right.
[00:34:33]  I was trying to get to a point, and of course, you trolls had to bombard me with a bunch of text speeches that don't mean a goddamn thing.
[00:34:43]  Now listen.
[00:34:45]  Okay?
[00:34:46]  Think about this for a second.
[00:34:48]  Why would Jesse Smollett do this?
[00:34:51]  All right.
[00:34:51]  Why?
[00:34:52]  No.
[00:34:53]  No, you fucking ass.
[00:34:55]  Son of a bitch!
[00:35:03]  Fuck you, Ramesh.
[00:35:04]  Ghost, your wife is a really nice woman.
[00:35:06]  She loves my nine-inch.
[00:35:07]  Yeah, right.
[00:35:08]  Yeah, right.
[00:35:09]  Sure.
[00:35:10]  Yeah, my wife ain't showing you bobs, you son of a bitch.
[00:35:12]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:35:14]  All of you, shut up.
[00:35:15]  All right?
[00:35:16]  Each and every one of you, shut up.
[00:35:20]  I'm trying to do a show here.
[00:35:22]  I'm trying to have a serious dialogue.
[00:35:25]  An anemone or clematis plant's juice can cause a rash.
[00:35:28]  When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.
[00:35:31]  Who the hell cares, Colonel?
[00:35:33]  Who the hell cares?
[00:35:34]  I'm trying to do a show, son of a bitch.
[00:35:40]  Listen, man, I'm trying to talk about Travada and Jesse Smollett's ass.
[00:35:46]  All right, but you keep donating.
[00:35:48]  You keep over and over and over and over again.
[00:35:51]  Shut up, you see?
[00:35:53]  Look at this.
[00:35:54]  Hail Bear Backler.
[00:35:56]  You fucking tramp!
[00:36:04]  Son of a bitch!
[00:36:05]  Shut up!
[00:36:08]  Sam the Travada Houston!
[00:36:10]  All of you, just shut up!
[00:36:13]  I'm serious!
[00:36:13]  All of you, just shut up, man.
[00:36:16]  God damn it!
[00:36:17]  God damn it!
[00:36:19]  Thankfully, with this pill, I can food up even more at my local bathhouse now without.
[00:36:25]  Just leave me alone!
[00:36:28]  Just leave me alone!
[00:36:30]  Five stars!
[00:36:32]  Just leave me alone, you goddamn troll terrorist sons of bitches, man.
[00:36:37]  Ban Liz Porter!
[00:36:42]  All this broad does is talk shit in the chat and contributes to nothing positive.
[00:36:46]  Liz Porter!
[00:36:47]  Ban Liz Porter.
[00:36:49]  Ban Liz Porter!
[00:36:50]  She should be fucking embarrassed.
[00:36:52]  Who the hell is Liz Porter?
[00:36:54]  Some broad in the chat?
[00:36:56]  Ghost, I know you love big horse cops going down your fruity old man throat.
[00:37:00]  Death.
[00:37:00]  Rajiv Kapoor or whatever.
[00:37:02]  Shut up.
[00:37:04]  Alright, just sit there and shut up.
[00:37:05]  SSP slug.
[00:37:07]  Stick me behind the wood shed and use your writing cop to beat my boy pussy until it bleeds.
[00:37:12]  This is perversion.
[00:37:13]  I do not agree with this, folks.
[00:37:15]  This is perversion.
[00:37:16]  All over my man boobs.
[00:37:18]  Can you do this to me?
[00:37:19]  I don't care any of this crap, man.
[00:37:23]  I buy that for a dollar.
[00:37:26]  I have a fee fee.
[00:37:27]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:37:31]  Can you all just shut up, man?
[00:37:34]  Remember the Truvada martyrs.
[00:37:36]  Hail Pozzler, shut up and stop using any kind of HIV connotation with the Texas martyrs.
[00:37:43]  All right?
[00:37:45]  I've had enough of you, troll terrorists, man.
[00:37:49]  I've had enough.
[00:37:52]  I've had about enough, man.
[00:37:54]  I've had enough.
[00:37:55]  I've had enough.
[00:37:56]  I agree with you, ghosts.
[00:37:57]  What is this?
[00:37:58]  Hey, ghost.
[00:37:59]  Wanted to chime in to tell you that I agree about Jesse Smells.
[00:38:02]  What's that?
[00:38:02]  What's that?
[00:38:03]  It's disgraceful how he got off scot-free.
[00:38:05]  He did.
[00:38:06]  In a better world, he would have already been lynched for being a fucking-no!
[00:38:10]  Shut up!
[00:38:11]  I'm not advocating that, you son of a bitch.
[00:38:14]  Shut up!
[00:38:16]  President Travada dumped.
[00:38:21]  I'm gonna end this damn show early if you all keep this crap up.
[00:38:24]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:38:27]  Look, Cuckler III, man, don't let these tards get you down.
[00:38:30]  I'm trying not to.
[00:38:32]  I'm sincerely trying not to, man.
[00:38:35]  Will you be Travis?
[00:38:36]  Oh, Daddy Santa Ana.
[00:38:38]  You can come and drive.
[00:38:40]  Oh, God.
[00:38:40]  Oh, fuck.
[00:38:41]  Grab my balls, you Mexican conqueror.
[00:38:44]  I mean, conquer my ass.
[00:38:45]  I'm trying to have a dialogue about Jesse Smelling.
[00:38:49]  What are you doing with that bayonet?
[00:38:50]  You son of a bitch.
[00:38:53]  And this is what you all keep doing to me.
[00:38:55]  Look, this is it.
[00:38:56]  Look, Herbert, the pervert!
[00:38:58]  Donate this hay ghost, guess who?
[00:39:00]  Just wondering when we're gonna film this thing with your grandson called two Catholic ladies, one boy.
[00:39:05]  And if I need to take some Truvado before we film.
[00:39:07]  This is Herbert.
[00:39:08]  Just stop, man.
[00:39:10]  Just stop, man.
[00:39:11]  TTS.
[00:39:12]  And now to the markets.
[00:39:13]  Truvada went up by $1 million.
[00:39:15]  A percentage increase is 69,000 percent.
[00:39:18]  I'm trying to have a serious man making it into the scam it always was.
[00:39:23]  Trying to have a serious conversation about Jesse Smeller!
[00:39:27]  Hey, Ghost, just wanted to say that he's going to go to the inner circle.
[00:39:32]  Oh, and cheers to the engineer.
[00:39:35]  He does his job well.
[00:39:36]  Wait a minute.
[00:39:36]  Hold on just a second.
[00:39:39]  Just Captain Destiny, man.
[00:39:41]  Hail, Bug Chasler.
[00:39:44]  Hail, Bug Chasler, man.
[00:39:47]  God.
[00:39:49]  Oh, ghost preps the bull.
[00:39:51]  Just shut up.
[00:39:52]  All of you just shut up.
[00:39:54]  All of you just shut up.
[00:39:56]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:39:58]  Ghost was anally discharged from Vietnam with a purple fart.
[00:40:02]  Red fog I had.
[00:40:04]  You son of a bitch!
[00:40:06]  Yes!
[00:40:12]  Shut the hell off, man!
[00:40:13]  God damn it!
[00:40:15]  God damn it!
[00:40:18]  Jesse, oh no, I'm not saying that.
[00:40:20]  That's horrible.
[00:40:22]  Whoever told any of that, that's horrible.
[00:40:24]  Cucker Tarlson, man.
[00:40:26]  Too bad the Texas martyrs did not have bullets thought up.
[00:40:30]  Just shut up, man.
[00:40:31]  Why don't you just let me talk and leave me alone?
[00:40:35]  All of you, just let me talk and leave me alone.
[00:40:39]  Just leave me alone, man.
[00:40:42]  Just goddamn crap all over the place, man.
[00:40:47]  Pain is in my miss.
[00:40:50]  You fucking asshole, man.
[00:40:53]  Get that off!
[00:41:00]  Why don't you all just leave me alone?
[00:41:05]  Why don't you all just leave me alone?
[00:41:10]  I'm trying to have a dialogue about Jesse Smellett and the hate crime hopes that this son of a bitch got dropped.
[00:41:22]  His charges got dropped on his ass.
[00:41:27]  The yellow Travada of Texpitch, shut up and stop talking about the fucking Texas martyrs.
[00:41:33]  Just stop.
[00:41:36]  Wayne, you come and what the hell is that, man?
[00:41:39]  Shut up!
[00:41:41]  God damn it, man.
[00:41:42]  Just shut up, man.
[00:41:44]  Texas Travada has been shut up, man.
[00:41:48]  I mean, seriously, man, I'm not even kidding around.
[00:41:53]  I'm not even 45 minutes into this fucking shell.
[00:41:56]  I'm not even 45 minutes in.
[00:41:59]  And this is the kind of crap that I've got to take.
[00:42:04]  I don't deserve this type of troll terrorism, man.
[00:42:10]  You fucking people, man.
[00:42:12]  You people in the text-to-speech chat, and you scumbags in the chat room.
[00:42:18]  The Travada shell, man.
[00:42:20]  Fuck you, man.
[00:42:21]  Shut up and fuck you.
[00:42:25]  I'm looking at you, stupid scumbags in the chat, and you're scum.
[00:42:31]  Fussy Alban, what the hell is that me?
[00:42:35]  Look, everybody just stop, you son of a bitch.
[00:42:39]  Everybody, just stop and let me talk.
[00:42:42]  Let me goddamn talk.
[00:42:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:48]  Yes, you do.
[00:42:49]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:42:50]  Yes, I do, man.
[00:42:53]  Let me talk.
[00:42:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:43:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:03]  Oh, good God, man.
[00:43:06]  I can't.
[00:43:07]  I just.
[00:43:10]  Why, man?
[00:43:12]  Why do y'all do this, man?
[00:43:14]  Why?
[00:43:15]  Cobain got double, Daryl.
[00:43:18]  You fucking asshole!
[00:43:23]  Oh god!
[00:43:26]  Stop everybody, stop, man!
[00:43:29]  No!
[00:43:33]  I'm gonna end this freaking show, man!
[00:43:36]  Modriami Satriani, I mean, shut up!
[00:43:39]  I'm gonna end this show!
[00:43:40]  If you stupid internet people, you stupid troll terrorist punks, don't shut the hell up!
[00:43:49]  Do you hear me?
[00:43:51]  Do you hear the seriousness of my voice?
[00:43:53]  Shut up!
[00:43:56]  The true inner Dravada jerk, man, just shut up, man.
[00:44:00]  All you just shut up and don't talk that way about the inner circle, man.
[00:44:05]  All talk, no action, asshole!
[00:44:08]  Huh?
[00:44:09]  All talk, no action!
[00:44:10]  You don't think I'll end this show?
[00:44:13]  Huh?
[00:44:13]  Don't test me!
[00:44:17]  Don't goddamn test me, you son of a bitch!
[00:44:20]  Empty threats!
[00:44:22]  Goddammit, shut up!
[00:44:24]  I'm not joking!
[00:44:32]  I'm not joking, you little punks!
[00:44:35]  End it, pussy!
[00:44:37]  I got your pussy, you son of a bitch!
[00:44:40]  I wish it was your fake!
[00:44:44]  Do it, Faggot!
[00:44:46]  Do it!
[00:44:47]  I'll do it!
[00:44:50]  I wish it was your fake!
[00:44:56]  I'll test you!
[00:44:58]  Shut up, man!
[00:44:59]  Why don't you all just shut up, man?
[00:45:02]  Albit's paws, hole, pills, man!
[00:45:04]  F ⁇ ing shut up!
[00:45:09]  Shut up!
[00:45:12]  Hey, just remember, Jabre.
[00:45:14]  These trolls are only trying to get a rise out of you.
[00:45:17]  Don't let them win.
[00:45:18]  Don't end the show.
[00:45:19]  Don't get into these terrorists.
[00:45:21]  I mean, listen to them, man.
[00:45:22]  Don't negotiate with terrorists.
[00:45:25]  Stay optimistic.
[00:45:26]  This is America.

=== Refusing To End The Show (16:10) ===

[00:45:28]  I buy that friend.
[00:45:32]  End it, Alpha.
[00:45:36]  I'll end it, you son of a bitch.
[00:45:38]  I'll end it.
[00:45:41]  Ghost has no balls to do it.
[00:45:44]  You don't think I'll do it?
[00:45:48]  You won't silence his home to let me.
[00:45:52]  I'll do it.
[00:45:54]  Shut up.
[00:45:55]  Shut up.
[00:45:57]  Ah, God.
[00:45:59]  Imagine being so bitch made you let a synthetic female voice take over your show.
[00:46:04]  You don't have the balls to end it, Faggot.
[00:46:06]  Everyone knows dog starving, wife neglecting.
[00:46:09]  No wall building drunk hothead.
[00:46:13]  I buy that.
[00:46:14]  Sheriff of Harvest.
[00:46:15]  End the show.
[00:46:16]  You don't have the balls to do it, pussy fake Texan.
[00:46:19]  Shut up, you asshole.
[00:46:21]  I'll kill it.
[00:46:23]  I'd buy that friend.
[00:46:24]  I'll do it.
[00:46:25]  Ghost, this is the GMAN from the old days.
[00:46:28]  Just wanted to let you know that I'm working at my first job out of college, making $65k a year, and I'm fully financially independent.
[00:46:37]  Man, cheers!
[00:46:39]  I remember you, G-Man Capitalist.
[00:46:41]  I remember you, man.
[00:46:42]  Cheers, G-Man, man.
[00:46:44]  Do it!
[00:46:47]  God damn it, man!
[00:46:48]  Everybody, shut up!
[00:46:51]  Everybody, shut up!
[00:46:52]  THE YELLOW PISS OF TEXAS, YOU FUCKING ASSAULT!
[00:47:01]  Fuck the Gator's ghost.
[00:47:03]  They don't know what they're missing in the IC.
[00:47:05]  These tards will be living the poor life soon enough.
[00:47:07]  Thank you, Cuckler.
[00:47:09]  Cuckler knows the inner circle, man.
[00:47:13]  No peace for ghosts, man.
[00:47:15]  Why?
[00:47:16]  Why no peace for ghosts, man?
[00:47:19]  Why?
[00:47:21]  Just read the name Aidsler.
[00:47:23]  Stop crying, you baby.
[00:47:24]  Hook nose, teeth leaf, bald crypeler.
[00:47:27]  Shut up, man.
[00:47:28]  Great satrioti, man.
[00:47:31]  Shut up.
[00:47:32]  All of you.
[00:47:34]  Just shut your stupid dumb asses, man.
[00:47:37]  You're all a bunch of anal secretion-loving socialist long-headed sucking dog-farting fetish having sphincter fingering, end of a bag, cleaning, cuckoo, connoisseur-loving, chicken-eating cornboy trash.
[00:47:53]  That's what you all are.
[00:47:55]  That's what you are.
[00:47:59]  Ended ghost can't end it.
[00:48:00]  Do it.
[00:48:01]  Do it.
[00:48:03]  I fucking do it, man.
[00:48:05]  Oh, God.
[00:48:08]  I'm not even an hour into this crap, man.
[00:48:12]  You just don't know.
[00:48:13]  If you draw blood, you emo homo.
[00:48:15]  You have enough broken bottles around your body.
[00:48:17]  Oh, you can't draw it.
[00:48:18]  What are you talking about?
[00:48:19]  Draw blood.
[00:48:21]  You want me to draw blood?
[00:48:22]  What are you talking about?
[00:48:25]  AIDS invaders shot by Mexico.
[00:48:28]  Jesus, man, just everybody just stop, man.
[00:48:32]  More empty threats, Doc Wave.
[00:48:34]  They're not fucking empty.
[00:48:36]  I'm not.
[00:48:37]  I'm not joking.
[00:48:40]  Shut up, bitch.
[00:48:43]  Trick questions before or after the double barrel.
[00:48:46]  Oh, God.
[00:48:49]  Oh, shut up, ghost is Ernest Hemingway.
[00:48:53]  Hail, drunkler.
[00:48:54]  Hail, drunk.
[00:48:55]  You're gonna force me to drink.
[00:48:58]  You're gonna force me to drink.
[00:49:02]  Ghost show is poop.
[00:49:05]  Just shut up, man.
[00:49:07]  That's enough, man.
[00:49:08]  All right.
[00:49:09]  Hail, no bowsler.
[00:49:12]  You fucking asshole.
[00:49:13]  Shut up and let me tell you, Joe.
[00:49:18]  Shut up.
[00:49:23]  Oh, ghost is a weak man.
[00:49:25]  I'm not weak, man.
[00:49:26]  Shut up.
[00:49:28]  Just shut up, man.
[00:49:29]  The engineer.
[00:49:30]  Hey, this is the engineer.
[00:49:31]  Ghost was right all along.
[00:49:33]  You internet people aren't my friends.
[00:49:35]  Oh, shit.
[00:49:36]  Stop harassing my boss.
[00:49:38]  I thank you, engineer.
[00:49:40]  I don't know.
[00:49:41]  He wants that.
[00:49:42]  Just shut up, man.
[00:49:43]  Leave me alone.
[00:49:44]  I'm going to start drinking.
[00:49:45]  I can't help it.
[00:49:46]  I just can't fucking help it.
[00:49:48]  I'm going to start drinking, man.
[00:49:50]  This is the only way I can pallet you, sick sons of bitches, man.
[00:49:54]  I've got to drink.
[00:49:56]  And the reason I'm drinking, man.
[00:50:00]  The reason I'm drinking is because of you.
[00:50:05]  Hail, engineer, you asshole.
[00:50:07]  Hail, engineer.
[00:50:09]  I'm drinking because of all of you.
[00:50:12]  Do you hear me?
[00:50:15]  I'm destroying my body by consuming copious amounts of alcohol because of you.
[00:50:25]  Ghost is a homo sailor.
[00:50:26]  I'm not a goddamn sailor, you son of a bitch.
[00:50:30]  So shut up, all of you.
[00:50:32]  Just shut up.
[00:50:33]  Shut up.
[00:50:37]  Catherine or Bagdarl!
[00:50:39]  Catherine or Ben!
[00:50:42]  Stop!
[00:50:47]  For Christ's sake!
[00:50:49]  Just stop, man!
[00:50:51]  Oh, my God!
[00:50:55]  Oh, my God, Ghost is a coward.
[00:50:58]  Oh, God.
[00:51:00]  Feels fake threats, man.
[00:51:03]  Feels fake threats, man.
[00:51:08]  No show for no balls, cock, man.
[00:51:11]  Go shove it up, your ass, man.
[00:51:16]  Shit, Bag Daryl!
[00:51:17]  You fucking asshole!
[00:51:18]  Leave Dimebag Daryl alone!
[00:51:21]  Leave Dimebag Daryl alone!
[00:51:23]  Shut up, bitch!
[00:51:25]  Ah!
[00:51:27]  Ah!
[00:51:27]  Ha ha ha!
[00:51:29]  Ah!
[00:51:31]  Leave time back there alone!
[00:51:33]  Leave the Texas martyrs alone!
[00:51:37]  Leave my show alone!
[00:51:38]  Leave my family alone!
[00:51:41]  Leave Trump alone!
[00:51:43]  And leave me!
[00:51:45]  Leave me alone!
[00:51:49]  I'm tired of this crap, man!
[00:51:52]  Oh, God.
[00:51:54]  Ghost is Cole Phelps.
[00:51:56]  Shut up, man.
[00:51:58]  I'm delighted.
[00:52:00]  I got a drink, man.
[00:52:02]  Double Daryl shotgun, man.
[00:52:04]  Shut up.
[00:52:05]  I've had enough of the Diebag Daryl trolls, man.
[00:52:09]  I've had enough.
[00:52:11]  I had enough.
[00:52:14]  That's it, man.
[00:52:15]  I'm just, I'm going.
[00:52:16]  I'm drinking beer, man.
[00:52:18]  And the reason I'm consuming so much alcohol is because of all of you.
[00:52:23]  The reason I'm destroying my body is because of you.
[00:52:29]  This is the only way I can pallet this show, man.
[00:52:32]  This is the only way I can do this broadcast.
[00:52:36]  It's if I'm loaded, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:52:41]  Pump action, Daryl, man.
[00:52:43]  Look, shut up, man.
[00:52:44]  Please, just leave me alone, please.
[00:52:48]  Double-dip Daryl!
[00:52:57]  I'm gonna come raise your fist.
[00:52:59]  God!
[00:53:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:07]  At least my fans don't troll me and want me to end the show.
[00:53:10]  Eggplant in chat if you prefer me over.
[00:53:14]  Alex Jones, shut up.
[00:53:18]  Shut up.
[00:53:19]  And I don't know.
[00:53:20]  Razor fist.
[00:53:21]  Smooth capitalist.
[00:53:22]  I don't know.
[00:53:23]  I don't know.
[00:53:24]  I don't know, man.
[00:53:26]  Hail stroker, man, for $2.
[00:53:29]  I don't know, man.
[00:53:29]  Just leave me alone, man.
[00:53:31]  I'm going to start drinking, man.
[00:53:33]  I'm going to start drinking.
[00:53:35]  I'm going to try to get my bearings straight.
[00:53:37]  I'm going to try to...
[00:53:38]  Buy that, bro.
[00:53:40]  Dimeless, derelict.
[00:53:41]  Leave dime bag alone, man.
[00:53:43]  Shut up.
[00:53:45]  I'm going to start drinking.
[00:53:47]  I'm going to catch my breath.
[00:53:49]  Alright.
[00:53:50]  Your PC is surely good enough to stream on Twitch.
[00:53:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:53]  Create a Steam ID and let us wreck your ass harder than Dime Bagh.
[00:53:58]  You're an asshole, man.
[00:54:00]  All of you are jerks.
[00:54:01]  You're assholes, man.
[00:54:04]  Deep throat, a shotgun bitch.
[00:54:07]  I got your bitch.
[00:54:12]  I've got your bitch.
[00:54:15]  Ghost tears are delicious.
[00:54:17]  I'm not crying, asshole.
[00:54:19]  Shut up, man.
[00:54:19]  I'm not crying.
[00:54:22]  Shut up, man.
[00:54:24]  Bullet bag Daryl, man.
[00:54:25]  Look, enough of the days, man.
[00:54:27]  Enough of this crap.
[00:54:28]  Enough of this crap, man.
[00:54:31]  Colossopy bag Daryl, man.
[00:54:34]  A no!
[00:54:36]  A no!
[00:54:42]  The IC suggests turn takes the speech off for a while, man.
[00:54:47]  I mean, God.
[00:54:50]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:54:54]  Daryl died in Vietnam, man.
[00:54:55]  Just shut up.
[00:54:56]  Everybody, shut up.
[00:54:58]  Dead bag Daryl, shut up.
[00:55:00]  Everybody, just shut up.
[00:55:02]  Just stop donating.
[00:55:04]  Alright, I'm telling everybody right now.
[00:55:07]  I'll tell her.
[00:55:08]  Hail, bitchler.
[00:55:10]  Fuck you.
[00:55:13]  I've got your bitch!
[00:55:18]  I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH!
[00:55:26]  Oh, God.
[00:55:29]  I better calm down.
[00:55:32]  I better calm down, man.
[00:55:36]  Now listen.
[00:55:38]  Stop donating.
[00:55:40]  Alright?
[00:55:41]  And I'm going to start drinking just so I can pound up the rest of this goddamn show.
[00:55:50]  Hail Nathan Gale.
[00:55:53]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:55:56]  Give me some beer, man.
[00:55:59]  Ghost quitting early equals host.
[00:56:02]  Don't test me.
[00:56:04]  Just give me a beer, man.
[00:56:08]  Weed bag, Daryl.
[00:56:09]  Yeah, real funny weed bag, Daryl.
[00:56:12]  I need some more beer.
[00:56:15]  That's what the hell I need, man.
[00:56:17]  I need some more beer.
[00:56:20]  I've got your bitch too.
[00:56:22]  She's riding my 16-inch John Holmes sassasty while you piss alone like a little bitch.
[00:56:26]  I don't know whoever did that, man.
[00:56:26]  You son of a bitch.
[00:56:28]  Whoever did that, you're an asshole.
[00:56:31]  You're an asshole.
[00:56:33]  I'm a goddamn.
[00:56:36]  I'm going to do this.
[00:56:39]  You're causing me a drink, man.
[00:56:41]  All of you, man.
[00:56:42]  You all are causing me to drink copious amounts of alcohol every goddamn day.
[00:56:48]  Every goddamn day, man.
[00:56:52]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:54]  Ghost, please just turn this TTS off for an hour.
[00:56:57]  We really want to hear the market.
[00:56:59]  I know.
[00:57:00]  I know, man.
[00:57:01]  The show's known for the interactivity.
[00:57:05]  The show's known for the interactivity, man.
[00:57:09]  Maybe it's worth turning off the TTS for the first hour and get to the markets, Cuckler.
[00:57:14]  I'm telling you, listen.
[00:57:17]  This is what makes the show, man.
[00:57:19]  The interactivity, man.
[00:57:21]  The interactivity.
[00:57:24]  Ghost Laura Andy, don't even go there with that CX bullshit.
[00:57:29]  Don't even go there with that ghost Laurandy crap.
[00:57:32]  All right?
[00:57:34]  Just don't even go there, man.
[00:57:36]  Don't you dare.
[00:57:37]  I can see that's bullcrap.
[00:57:39]  But my interactive...
[00:57:42]  Shut up, asshole!
[00:57:44]  Whoever donated that, you're a jerk off.
[00:57:47]  The inner MKUltra!
[00:57:49]  Never forget Cutler's sacrifice.
[00:57:51]  Do not join the IC unless you want to suck Ghost's micro down.
[00:57:54]  Oh, Ghost showed up your ass, Mandy!
[00:57:55]  The inner circle is sacred, man.
[00:57:58]  Cuckler understands the inner circle is sacred.
[00:58:01]  Alright?
[00:58:02]  And he appreciates it.
[00:58:03]  You understand me?
[00:58:04]  It's sacred.
[00:58:05]  Ghost has bitch tits from all the soy he drinks with his trans-testicle friends.
[00:58:10]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:58:11]  Mean magic, alright?
[00:58:14]  Just shoving up your ass, alright?
[00:58:16]  Just everybody, just stop.
[00:58:18]  Alright, I poured my beer into my glass.
[00:58:21]  And you know what?
[00:58:21]  Before I drink my goddamn beer, I'm gonna take a shot.
[00:58:25]  Stocks fell Wednesday, sliding alongside treasury yields as worries about.
[00:58:30]  Shut up, mean magic markets.
[00:58:32]  Shut up.
[00:58:33]  Mean magician, shut up, man.
[00:58:37]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:58:39]  Alright?
[00:58:41]  I got a new bottle of Chevas Regal Blue Label.
[00:58:48]  Oh, yeah!
[00:58:52]  And I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna drink this.
[00:58:56]  And I'm not even gonna pour a shot at this son of a bitch because I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast so I can even so I can even pallet this crap.
[00:59:06]  So I can even pallet this show, man.
[00:59:09]  Hambone Andy asshole.
[00:59:11]  Shove that CX garbage right up your corno.
[00:59:15]  I don't want to hear it.
[00:59:18]  I don't want to hear that gay ass CX garbage, all right?
[00:59:22]  It's over.
[00:59:24]  All right, CX is finished.
[00:59:29]  It's over.
[00:59:32]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[00:59:34]  I'm going to take a chug right out the goddamn bottle, man.
[00:59:36]  I'm trying to get drunk and I'm getting drunk fast.
[00:59:40]  CX is over.
[00:59:41]  It's done.
[00:59:42]  It's finished.
[00:59:44]  Texan Andy, shove these Andys up your ass.
[00:59:48]  Hambone Andy, Texan Andy, Ghostler Andy, shove it all up your ass and shove the dead CX network right up your ass.
[01:00:00]  I'm going to treat this goddamn look at it.
[01:00:02]  I'm going to drink this Chevys Regal.
[01:00:05]  I'm going to take it now.
[01:00:06]  Glenn Beck, what do you want?
[01:00:07]  Jesse Smollett, freed by the mulatto in cheat and his gay nigger.
[01:00:11]  That's racist.
[01:00:12]  That's not the real Glenn Peckett.
[01:00:13]  Shut up.
[01:00:15]  Amy Daley.
[01:00:16]  Did you say shove it up your ass?
[01:00:18]  No, that's not.
[01:00:19]  Shall we do it the same when I had a penis?
[01:00:21]  Hail Power Bottomler.
[01:00:23]  Enough, Amy, enough.
[01:00:25]  For Christ's sake, enough, man.
[01:00:29]  I'm not saying that, you son of a bitch.
[01:00:32]  I'm not saying that.
[01:00:33]  Don't talk about the inner circle.
[01:00:36]  They're my friends.
[01:00:37]  They're my family.
[01:00:40]  Sand Hambonio, Andy.
[01:00:43]  Sand Hambonio.
[01:00:45]  Shove this CX network right up your clogged up cheese hole.
[01:00:51]  Give me my goddamn liquor, man.
[01:00:52]  Give me my scotch.
[01:00:54]  I want to say cheers to the inner circle, baby.
[01:00:57]  Cheers to the inner circle.
[01:00:58]  And cheers to the capitalists that listen to this broadcast instead of these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are just trying to make my life miserable.
[01:01:09]  Cheers, baby.
[01:01:10]  Cheers.
[01:01:16]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:01:18]  Nothing like a good shot of scotch whiskey to infuriate the nervous system.
[01:01:30]  Let me just calm down.
[01:01:32]  Let me catch my breath.
[01:01:34]  My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, man.

=== Cheers To Capitalist America (14:42) ===

[01:01:39]  Johnny Walker blue label for $2.
[01:01:41]  Shut up, man.
[01:01:42]  Johnny, I don't drink Johnny Walker anymore because they produced Jane Walker.
[01:01:48]  And that was some social justice warrior crap.
[01:01:53]  And Dinner Circle Hambones, shove it up your ass, man.
[01:01:57]  All right?
[01:01:58]  The mean magician, Shell.
[01:02:00]  What is this?
[01:02:01]  Due to technical difficulties, our mean magicians will need to clean up after ghost as he spilled beer on you.
[01:02:06]  No, I'm not going to spill beer tonight, all right?
[01:02:08]  Don't do that.
[01:02:10]  Shut up, the main magician, shell.
[01:02:12]  I'm not going to spill beer, man.
[01:02:13]  It is difficult to calm him down.
[01:02:17]  I'm just trying to catch my breath.
[01:02:20]  Nico Angel, goddamn drunk.
[01:02:22]  I'm not a drunk, man.
[01:02:23]  I'm a connoisseur.
[01:02:25]  All right?
[01:02:26]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[01:02:28]  I'm a connoisseur, man.
[01:02:30]  And everybody understands.
[01:02:32]  Everybody understands the difference, man.
[01:02:34]  Here, let me take a swig of this goddamn beer so I can try to catch my breath.
[01:02:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:02:46]  Shivis Regal second harvest, man.
[01:02:49]  Shut up, man.
[01:02:52]  Just shut up.
[01:02:54]  Everybody, just shut up.
[01:02:56]  Heart race into a heart attack, man.
[01:02:58]  That's not funny.
[01:03:00]  That's not funny, man.
[01:03:02]  That's not funny, man.
[01:03:04]  Inner HIV cycle.
[01:03:08]  Don't talk about the inner circle, you scumbags.
[01:03:11]  They're my friends.
[01:03:12]  They're my family.
[01:03:15]  Kamo Seur Andy F. Shut up with the Andes, man.
[01:03:19]  This is not CX.
[01:03:21]  This is the ghost show.
[01:03:22]  Do you understand me?
[01:03:24]  This is the ghost show.
[01:03:26]  I have 11 years of an internet broadcasting career, and it's a hell of a lot more than that cokehead Heinz Poseidon.
[01:03:35]  And you can tell him I said that.
[01:03:39]  Give me a goddamn drink.
[01:03:46]  All right.
[01:03:48]  I'm finally getting my goddamn bearings straight, okay?
[01:03:52]  I'm trying to get my damn bearings straight up in here, all right now.
[01:03:57]  Everybody, just calm down.
[01:03:58]  Everybody, just shut up and let me talk, okay?
[01:04:01]  Let me goddamn talk.
[01:04:03]  Let me talk.
[01:04:05]  Wait a minute, is that the cops?
[01:04:07]  Did somebody hear the cops?
[01:04:11]  I better not be the cops, man.
[01:04:13]  All right, I better not be the goddamn cops.
[01:04:16]  Give me my beer.
[01:04:18]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:04:22]  Ghost Poseidon!
[01:04:23]  No!
[01:04:34]  No, no, no, no.
[01:04:44]  If you keep making my boss angry, I won't take over the show on a break.
[01:04:48]  Do you understand that?
[01:04:50]  Shut up.
[01:04:50]  Does that make you guys want to do that?
[01:04:51]  The engineer's not going to take over the show anymore, alright?
[01:04:56]  All right, everybody, just shut up and shut up.
[01:04:58]  I'm not getting swatted.
[01:05:00]  Shut up.
[01:05:02]  I better not be getting swatted, son of a bitch.
[01:05:10]  I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
[01:05:14]  Ghostler Donino, no!
[01:05:17]  Shut up with these stupid comparisons to that goddamn fruity ass, degenerate autist.
[01:05:23]  And I'm talking about Ice goddamn Poseidon.
[01:05:25]  Don't try to draw parallels between me and that son of a bitch because there ain't none.
[01:05:33]  There ain't none.
[01:05:36]  There ain't none for Christ's sake.
[01:05:40]  Oh, God, broken leg in Portland.
[01:05:42]  What the hell does that mean, broken leg in Portland?
[01:05:44]  What does that mean?
[01:05:48]  Oh, God.
[01:05:51]  You're making me belch, man.
[01:05:53]  Now you're making me belch.
[01:05:55]  Ice Pasalbin.
[01:05:57]  Fucking asshole.
[01:05:58]  Shut up.
[01:05:58]  I know what you mean by that, man.
[01:06:00]  Shut up.
[01:06:02]  Even Alex Jones can compose himself more than this.
[01:06:04]  Maybe he's gonna piss that off.
[01:06:06]  That's a bunch of bullshit.
[01:06:08]  That's a bunch of bullshit, man.
[01:06:11]  Hail Swattler.
[01:06:13]  Fucking son of a Hail Swatler.
[01:06:18]  Son of a bitch.
[01:06:20]  Oh, God.
[01:06:22]  Look at you, people.
[01:06:23]  You're sick.
[01:06:25]  Stop pissing ghosts.
[01:06:27]  The police came and we had to explain that he's just acting.
[01:06:30]  And we had to explain it.
[01:06:31]  No, don't.
[01:06:32]  Shut up, me magician.
[01:06:33]  Shut up.
[01:06:34]  Just shut up, man.
[01:06:37]  Just shut up, man.
[01:06:40]  All of you, just shut up.
[01:06:41]  I'm serious.
[01:06:42]  Shut up.
[01:06:44]  And let me do myself for Christ's sake.
[01:06:47]  Let me do myself.
[01:06:50]  That's all I'm trying to do, man.
[01:06:53]  I'm just a guy, man, trying to do a show here, man.
[01:06:59]  And all I'm doing, all I'm getting is a bunch of troll terrorists.
[01:07:05]  Now stop.
[01:07:06]  Everybody stop donating, okay?
[01:07:08]  Everybody stop trolling.
[01:07:11]  Do you hear me, you internet people?
[01:07:13]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:07:15]  Hail Poseidonler.
[01:07:18]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:07:21]  Listen, let me catch my breath, man.
[01:07:24]  I can't catch my breath.
[01:07:25]  Seriously.
[01:07:28]  My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
[01:07:32]  And I can't catch my breath.
[01:07:34]  So everybody just stop, man.
[01:07:36]  Alright, everybody just stop.
[01:07:37]  Alright?
[01:07:41]  Hambone versus Ice.
[01:07:42]  Who's?
[01:07:43]  What's the difference?
[01:07:44]  Both are shackle goblins.
[01:07:47]  I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin.
[01:07:49]  Shut up.
[01:07:51]  I'm not some overgrown, disgusting, emaciated, ice Poseidon looking, looks like he just got of Isowitz.
[01:08:00]  Emaciated sheckle goblin.
[01:08:02]  I am not.
[01:08:04]  I am not.
[01:08:10]  Oh, God.
[01:08:12]  All right.
[01:08:14]  I think I caught my breath.
[01:08:17]  I think I caught my breath.
[01:08:20]  Ghost 2020, make America rage again.
[01:08:25]  That's not funny, you son of a bitch, man.
[01:08:27]  That's not funny.
[01:08:29]  That's not funny, man.
[01:08:32]  That's not goddamn funny, man.
[01:08:33]  Listen, just stop donating, man.
[01:08:35]  Seriously.
[01:08:36]  Everybody, just stop.
[01:08:37]  I want to do my show.
[01:08:39]  Stop.
[01:08:42]  Please, fucking.
[01:08:43]  Please just stop, man.
[01:08:44]  Just fucking stop for like 10 minutes, okay?
[01:08:47]  Please.
[01:08:48]  Just stop for 10 minutes so I can do the goddamn show, man.
[01:08:53]  And stop calling me a shackle goblin, you assholes.
[01:08:58]  I'm not a damn shackle goblin.
[01:09:00]  You're an asshole.
[01:09:01]  You idiots in the chat room saying I am.
[01:09:04]  I'm watching you, man.
[01:09:07]  Yes, you are.
[01:09:08]  I'm Shuckle Goblin.
[01:09:10]  No, I'm not.
[01:09:11]  I'm not a goddamn shackle goblin.
[01:09:15]  Shop!
[01:09:17]  Son of a bitch!
[01:09:20]  I'm not a goddamn sheckle goblin, you assholes!
[01:09:24]  So shut up!
[01:09:26]  Oh, God.
[01:09:29]  Trolls, stop donating.
[01:09:31]  Yes!
[01:09:31]  Trolls, stop donating!
[01:09:33]  Stop it!
[01:09:34]  Alright, everybody, stop, alright?
[01:09:37]  Let me do my show!
[01:09:39]  That's all I want to do, is I want to do my show, man.
[01:09:43]  Look at this crap!
[01:09:45]  New chair for Ghost's fat ass.
[01:09:49]  You son of a bitch, alright?
[01:09:50]  Just shut up about my chair, alright?
[01:09:53]  And I'm not in a wheelchair, asshole!
[01:09:55]  All right, I'm not in a...
[01:09:58]  No.
[01:10:00]  Whoever's donating, no, man.
[01:10:02]  Go fucking shove it up, you fucking ass!
[01:10:06]  Poll!
[01:10:07]  Who threatens the country more?
[01:10:09]  One equals.
[01:10:10]  No!
[01:10:11]  No!
[01:10:12]  That's not a real poll.
[01:10:13]  Don't answer that poll!
[01:10:15]  Don't answer that poll, for Christ's sake!
[01:10:19]  Don't answer it, damn chat!
[01:10:21]  You shut the- No!
[01:10:23]  Don't answer the damn poll, you dummit!
[01:10:29]  What is this?
[01:10:30]  Birfbang Daryl!
[01:10:33]  Birfbang Darling!
[01:10:35]  Oh my god!
[01:10:36]  Here's some shekels for you.
[01:10:40]  Hail Goissler!
[01:10:41]  Goistler asshole!
[01:10:45]  Yellow bubbly piss of Texas.
[01:10:47]  Listen, stop, man.
[01:10:48]  Yellow bubbly piss of Texas, all of you stupid assholes.
[01:10:51]  Just stop, man.
[01:10:54]  Just stop.
[01:10:55]  I want to do my show, man.
[01:10:57]  I want to do my show, man.
[01:11:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:05]  I just finished catching my breath, man!
[01:11:08]  I just finished catching my breath!
[01:11:13]  Oh my god, man, I can't believe you people!
[01:11:17]  I can't catch my breath!
[01:11:21]  I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH! HA HA! UGH! UGH! UGH! I can't...
[01:11:37]  I...
[01:11:38]  UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! OH GOD!
[01:11:46]  Oh god, rage for payment!
[01:11:51]  Shut up, man!
[01:11:56]  Stop saying I'm in a wheelchair!
[01:12:02]  Stop saying I'm in a wheelchair, man!
[01:12:06]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:12:10]  All right.
[01:12:16]  I'm finished with that damn beer.
[01:12:20]  I'm finished with that beer, man.
[01:12:22]  I need some more beer, man!
[01:12:28]  I need some more beer, man!
[01:12:31]  Hail Absler, Hail Hibler, Ghost Posey!
[01:12:35]  Nobody gives chat rope shout-outs except Shekel Goblin, bagging leader, Shekel Goblin.
[01:12:42]  Shut up!
[01:12:45]  I'm not a Shekel Goblin!
[01:12:46]  Oh my god, I can't catch my breath.
[01:12:49]  Hop cough.
[01:12:50]  You're an asshole, chat shout-out.
[01:12:52]  Shut up, man.
[01:12:55]  Hail Aslamer.
[01:12:59]  That's not funny, man.
[01:13:00]  Just shut up, man.
[01:13:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:13:04]  Wheeze bag, Daryl.
[01:13:06]  WHEEZEBANG DARREL!
[01:13:14]  Oh, God, man!
[01:13:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:20]  Dirty wheelchair of Texas, asshole.
[01:13:23]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:13:26]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:28]  Sponge-a-pan, terra pant.
[01:13:30]  Sponge-a-pan, terrapant!
[01:13:32]  Sponge-a-pant!
[01:13:39]  Remember to put those crusty dentures under your pillow tonight.
[01:13:43]  I'll leave 10 shekels just for you.
[01:13:45]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:47]  Tooth fairy.
[01:13:49]  Shut up, tooth air.
[01:13:53]  Stop talking about my teeth, man.
[01:13:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:59]  I've had enough, man.
[01:14:01]  Seriously, all you fucking internet people.
[01:14:04]  All you internet people.
[01:14:07]  Oh, God.
[01:14:08]  Dark meme magician.
[01:14:10]  Wheezing Andy.
[01:14:11]  Look, shut up with the Andy crap.
[01:14:16]  Shut up with the Andy crap.
[01:14:19]  Ragbag Daryl, man.
[01:14:20]  Shut up.
[01:14:23]  Dark meme magician said the following.
[01:14:26]  The EU knows the power of mean magic and they're trying to silence our European magicians with Article 13.
[01:14:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:14:35]  I got a belt, man.
[01:14:36]  I got a belch.
[01:14:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:41]  Pre-hibernation week.
[01:14:42]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:14:45]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:14:49]  Ghost, get that beer.
[01:14:51]  Don't know what I'd do without you.
[01:14:53]  I have an important question I will ask later after this.
[01:14:56]  Thank you, Johnny Ballerfic.
[01:14:57]  It's Johnny Ballerfic, man.
[01:14:59]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:00]  I need some beer for Christ's sake.
[01:15:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:04]  I need some beer.
[01:15:05]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:15:07]  Just let me catch my breath.
[01:15:09]  You see, thank you, man.
[01:15:10]  Stop donating and let me catch my breath.
[01:15:13]  Okay?
[01:15:14]  Just stop donating.
[01:15:15]  Let me catch my freaking breath, man.
[01:15:23]  Johnny Baller Chick, man.
[01:15:24]  All right, now listen.
[01:15:26]  Let me catch my breath.
[01:15:29]  Okay.
[01:15:31]  All right.
[01:15:32]  I was trying to have a dialogue about Jesse Smellett and the freaking hate crime hoax charges that have been dropped.
[01:15:42]  What kind of justice is this?
[01:15:45]  What kind of justice is the Jesse Smollett hate crime hoax when all you've got to do, hey, it's Kuckler.
[01:15:54]  G2 Graham's the now ghost got the coming-to-see footage of a robbery that happened the other night.
[01:15:59]  I hope the show goes well, Ghost.
[01:16:00]  We'll rewatch this stream later tonight.
[01:16:03]  Hey, thank you, Cuckler, man.
[01:16:05]  And let me tell you, Cuckler, the newest member of the inner circle.
[01:16:09]  And let me tell you something, man.
[01:16:11]  This is why everybody who joins the inner circle loves the inner circle, man.
[01:16:15]  All right, it's sacred.
[01:16:17]  It's sacred.
[01:16:18]  Just think you're great, but Alex Jones is better and a lot more original.
[01:16:21]  Oh, shut up.

=== Inner Circle Sacred Secrets (03:06) ===

[01:16:22]  That's right.
[01:16:22]  Try to come up with that.
[01:16:23]  My bad, Daryl.
[01:16:24]  Shut up.
[01:16:24]  You can do it.
[01:16:26]  Hey, asshole.
[01:16:27]  Alex Jones has ripped me off for 11 years.
[01:16:30]  He's ripped me off.
[01:16:31]  Think about a place that's hot as hell.
[01:16:33]  About drier than the bottom of a tired-out well.
[01:16:36]  Well, I think you know what Texas means to me.
[01:16:39]  Ain't got no money.
[01:16:40]  Ain't got no job.
[01:16:41]  The banks are all too poor to rob.
[01:16:43]  And I'd like to say one thing before I leave.
[01:16:45]  Shut up.
[01:16:47]  Weird Wilbur, for you guys that don't know is the guy that wrote, fuck you, Texas.
[01:16:54]  Mammy, mamma, mammy.
[01:16:56]  Meh, ma'am, map, map, mammy, man.
[01:16:59]  That asshole.
[01:17:01]  Now listen, let me talk.
[01:17:03]  All right.
[01:17:04]  And I'm going to move on here, okay?
[01:17:06]  It's obvious that you people don't care.
[01:17:09]  You people don't care that Jesse Smollett got away with a hate crime hoax just because he spit shines the wee we of Obama.
[01:17:20]  All right.
[01:17:21]  I guess none of you don't care.
[01:17:25]  None of you don't care that this homosexual black man implemented a hate crime hoax and he had the charges dropped because he's spit-shining the wee wee of the Obamas.
[01:17:39]  Thank God justice smiles upon Jesse Smollett at last.
[01:17:42]  Oh, you son of this horrible Trump voting MAGA hat wearing.
[01:17:45]  You're a son of a bitch.
[01:17:48]  You're a son of a bitch, man.
[01:17:51]  Anybody praising Jesse Smollett is a goddamn anti-American piece of trash.
[01:17:58]  Anybody defending Jesse Smollett is a goddamn anti-American scum.
[01:18:05]  That's what they are.
[01:18:07]  All right.
[01:18:09]  Inner circle member, I bet the outer circle planned this yesterday.
[01:18:12]  That's why they're doing this to you.
[01:18:14]  You know what?
[01:18:15]  The outer circle can take a whiff of this, all right?
[01:18:18]  This is what the stop lying.
[01:18:20]  Shut up, stop lying.
[01:18:22]  here they can take a whiff of this alright that's all I can do I'm sorry, man.
[01:18:31]  I just, I didn't eat too much Wolf Brand chili or anything.
[01:18:35]  Anyway, they can take a whiff of that, all right?
[01:18:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:41]  Did I do poo on that one, Dan?
[01:18:44]  Listen, just shut up.
[01:18:46]  And everybody in here, just let me do my show, okay?
[01:18:50]  It's obvious that you people don't care that Jesse Smollett got away with this crap.
[01:18:56]  What is this?
[01:18:56]  All jokes aside, Ghost, have you thought about running a prop rental business?
[01:19:01]  It's a real cash cow.
[01:19:03]  You know what?
[01:19:05]  Prop, a prop rental business.
[01:19:09]  Nigger.
[01:19:10]  I shut up with that racist.
[01:19:12]  I don't condone what this idiot just said.
[01:19:15]  A prop rental business.
[01:19:18]  Anyone who's angry about Jesse Smollett finally being released is obviously a racist.
[01:19:23]  Oh, shove it up, your ass.
[01:19:25]  There ain't nothing racist about that for Christ's sake.

=== Prop Rental Business Idea (08:50) ===

[01:19:28]  Look at the shekel goblin.
[01:19:30]  Whatever.
[01:19:32]  Stop calling me a goddamn shekel goblin, man.
[01:19:35]  I am not a shekel goblin.
[01:19:40]  I'm a man.
[01:19:41]  All right.
[01:19:42]  I'm a man, baby.
[01:19:45]  I'm a capitalist.
[01:19:47]  And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[01:19:51]  Do you understand me?
[01:19:53]  I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[01:19:58]  Ghost soiled his wheelchair.
[01:20:00]  You son of a bitch.
[01:20:01]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:20:02]  Look, I'm tired of this.
[01:20:04]  I'm tired of you people saying that I'm in a wheelchair.
[01:20:07]  Ghost shit his pants.
[01:20:08]  I didn't shit my pants for Christ's sake.
[01:20:11]  All right, I didn't shit my pants, all right?
[01:20:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:15]  Yes, you are.
[01:20:16]  Won't quit.
[01:20:18]  Listen, shut up.
[01:20:21]  All right?
[01:20:22]  Shut up.
[01:20:23]  No.
[01:20:24]  No, you son of a bitch.
[01:20:33]  Whoever's donating, no.
[01:20:35]  Stick a goddamn cord cop up your ass.
[01:20:41]  Now listen, I am not a guy.
[01:20:45]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:20:46]  I'm not disabled.
[01:20:48]  Do you all want me to do goddamn for Lorico again?
[01:20:52]  Huh?
[01:20:53]  Is that it?
[01:20:54]  I'll prove to you all.
[01:20:55]  I'll prove to all of you little stupid internet people punks that I am not a cripple.
[01:21:03]  All right?
[01:21:05]  Let's see.
[01:21:05]  You know what?
[01:21:06]  Hey, engineer, look for some goddamn for Lorico music right now so I can prove to these sons of bitches that I am not in a wheelchair.
[01:21:15]  You got it?
[01:21:20]  We'll do it now.
[01:21:23]  While the engineer's getting the damn for Lorico music, okay?
[01:21:27]  I'm gonna prove to all you stupid internet troll terrorists and cyber vermin that I am not in a wheelchair.
[01:21:39]  I'm not the goddamn wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
[01:21:46]  All right.
[01:21:48]  All right, let me just calm down.
[01:21:53]  And shut up in the chat room.
[01:21:55]  I'm looking at y'all, you stupid, dumb troll terrorist punks in the chat room.
[01:22:00]  Stop flapping your fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard, punks.
[01:22:05]  Aren't you an antiques dealer?
[01:22:06]  You can rent some of those antiques to TV and movie studios and get a lot more.
[01:22:11]  I'm an antiques dealer.
[01:22:13]  The typical rental is for 30 days the price of the rental security deposit.
[01:22:18]  Show those trolls.
[01:22:20]  Show those trolls?
[01:22:22]  Just shut up.
[01:22:23]  I'm not going to be a prop rental dealer, right?
[01:22:25]  Just shut up and let me drink my goddamn beer.
[01:22:32]  All right.
[01:22:33]  All right.
[01:22:34]  Now I'm going to go ahead.
[01:22:35]  You got something, engineer, because I'm serious, man.
[01:22:39]  All right.
[01:22:40]  I want to do some for Lorico for these damn sons of bitches that are out here claiming that I'm some kind of a damn wheelchair-bound disabled person.
[01:22:50]  I'm not, that's not what I'm doing.
[01:22:52]  All right.
[01:22:53]  I'm not doing that.
[01:22:56]  Do we got something, engineer?
[01:22:57]  I'm not even, I'm not even joking.
[01:22:59]  Do we got something here?
[01:23:00]  Maybe.
[01:23:01]  Well, let's just do.
[01:23:03]  Hold on, let me.
[01:23:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:09]  All right, let me, I gotta, look, I gotta get the mic here.
[01:23:12]  I gotta rearrange the mic.
[01:23:15]  Dancing for tips, you son of a bitch.
[01:23:19]  Good damn it, I'm not dancing for tips.
[01:23:23]  Shut up.
[01:23:25]  For Lorico.wave.
[01:23:27]  Shut up.
[01:23:27]  All you dot waivers in the chat room.
[01:23:30]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:23:32]  All right?
[01:23:33]  I see you, dot waivers.
[01:23:34]  That's not funny.
[01:23:40]  All right.
[01:23:42]  All right, I'm doing for loric.
[01:23:44]  Let me get this mic.
[01:23:45]  I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm doing a bunch of things with the mic here, but I'm going to prove to these sons of bitches that I am not.
[01:23:55]  I am not in a wheelchair.
[01:23:58]  Giggly, niggly, gig, giggly, giggly.
[01:24:01]  I google for the nigger when the niggles don't.
[01:24:03]  And what?
[01:24:04]  Giggles for niggles, giggles, niggles.
[01:24:06]  Who the hell donated that crap?
[01:24:08]  Giggles for niggles, giggles, for niggles, giggles.
[01:24:10]  Who donated this goddamn racist crap?
[01:24:12]  You nigger.
[01:24:13]  You son of a fucking racist bastard, bitch.
[01:24:17]  Are you kidding me?
[01:24:18]  Stop with that crap.
[01:24:21]  And whoever donated dance, you bitch for $2.
[01:24:25]  I've got your bitch!
[01:24:29]  I've got your bitch!
[01:24:34]  Son of a bitch.
[01:24:38]  God damn it, you're making me...
[01:24:40]  You see, you sons of bitches, just so I can prove to you that I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:24:44]  I've got to do all kinds of weird stuff in the goddamn studio just to prove it to you.
[01:24:51]  Cass hole, fork, glory hole.
[01:24:55]  Cass hole, fork, glory hole.
[01:24:59]  All right, just shut up, please.
[01:25:00]  All right, and let me do my fucking for Lorico here so I can prove to everybody I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
[01:25:07]  It was Liz Porter.
[01:25:08]  She's racist.
[01:25:10]  Who the hell is this goddamn left-wing Liz Porter slut?
[01:25:14]  is this person do the helicopter penis for just shut up all right Just shut up.
[01:25:22]  Alright?
[01:25:24]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:25:28]  Alright, that's enough.
[01:25:29]  All right, everybody.
[01:25:31]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:25:33]  Paid crisis actor.
[01:25:35]  That's not funny.
[01:25:37]  Paid crisis actor.
[01:25:39]  That's not funny, man.
[01:25:42]  And what is this?
[01:25:42]  Dance little piggy dance.
[01:25:44]  Yee-haw.
[01:25:45]  Yee-haw.
[01:25:46]  You son of a bitch.
[01:25:48]  Hey, screw you, man.
[01:25:50]  Screw you.
[01:25:51]  Don't call me a baggot.
[01:25:53]  I'm not a baggage.
[01:25:56]  I'm not a baggage.
[01:26:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:26:05]  Now listen.
[01:26:07]  Stop donating so I can now I don't want to dance Because if I do for Lorico, you stupid idiots are gonna think you win or something look at this look at this look at this ghost I'm usually a troll,
[01:26:22]  but Monday's show had some good content in it Sure, the trolling tonight has been fun, but let's let Ghost give us some pearls for an hour or so trying hey, hey, I'm trying I'm trying Captain Dessey there's a fake Captain Dessey in the chat watch out look stop with the fake Captain Dessey stop with this crap Dance, shekel goblin.
[01:26:46]  You see, this is what I'm talking about, man.
[01:26:48]  I'm trying to prove to you I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:26:51]  And you see this?
[01:26:52]  You people are acting like, yeah, that's right.
[01:26:55]  Dance, shecklegoblin.
[01:26:56]  Dance, bitch.
[01:26:58]  Show your ass.
[01:26:59]  Show that ass.
[01:27:01]  Come on, ghost.
[01:27:02]  Here, here's some more of my.
[01:27:03]  Show that ass.
[01:27:04]  I mean, no, I don't even want to do it, man.
[01:27:08]  Now I don't even want to do it because you sons of bitches are going to think that you win something and you don't win nothing.
[01:27:15]  You don't win nothing, man.
[01:27:19]  You're in my goddamn beer.
[01:27:24]  Ah.
[01:27:28]  All right.
[01:27:30]  I'm serious, man.
[01:27:32]  That ass.
[01:27:33]  An ass.
[01:27:34]  It's an ass.
[01:27:37]  All right.
[01:27:37]  Look, I'm going to do the For Lorico right now without you sons of bitches messing it up, all right?
[01:27:43]  Jesus, I can Lucifer.
[01:27:45]  What do you want?
[01:27:48]  It's not Wednesday.
[01:27:49]  I can't believe Jesse Smolcock got away with portraying a hate crime.
[01:27:53]  I can't believe it.
[01:27:54]  Heard the news on the radio this morning and when I heard they dropped the charges I about fell out of your wheelchair Fill out shut the fuck up by the freaking wheelchair Do it now, bitch.
[01:28:06]  I've got your bitch, you son of a bitch and bastard.
[01:28:12]  I've got your bitch now, engineer.

=== Fixing Microphone Popping Issues (03:01) ===

[01:28:18]  Listen, do we have the For Lorico music or not, man?
[01:28:27]  All right.
[01:28:28]  Now, let me redo this microphone here.
[01:28:31]  Sorry if you're hearing a lot of popping or I got to readjust the microphone so everybody can hear the for Lorico up in here.
[01:28:39]  All right, so everybody can hear the for Lorico.
[01:28:41]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:42]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:28:43]  Sorry about that, folks, if you're listening.
[01:28:47]  I've just got to prove to a bunch of Milky Lickers that I am not in a goddamn wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
[01:28:54]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:28:58]  All right.
[01:28:59]  Are we ready, engineer?
[01:29:00]  Do we have?
[01:29:01]  Go ahead and cue on the music.
[01:29:03]  I want to hear what kind of music you chose.
[01:29:04]  Go ahead.
[01:29:06]  Oh, yeah.
[01:29:10]  Do the for Lori go.
[01:29:15]  How much do I need to donate for you to get your money?
[01:29:26]  You hear me?
[01:29:27]  Can you hear it?
[01:29:41]  Listen!
[01:29:51]  Oh yeah!
[01:30:02]  You hear it?
[01:30:04]  Do you hear me?
[01:30:12]  Do you hear me?
[01:30:13]  I'm doing for Loriko.
[01:30:15]  Oh, yeah HA HA HA!
[01:31:05]  Hey, I told you I wasn't in a wheelchair, and I told you all I'm a cultured man, baby.
[01:31:13]  I'm a cultured man, baby.

=== Singing Along With Music (10:28) ===

[01:31:20]  Oh my god.
[01:31:25]  Hey, let's sing along with the music.
[01:31:30]  Oh, it's almost the end of the song.
[01:31:31]  Hold on.
[01:31:32]  Put it back about a minute, engineer.
[01:31:34]  Put it back about a minute.
[01:31:37]  Here you go.
[01:31:39]  Here we go.
[01:32:09]  YES! YES! YES!
[01:32:31]  Oh, la cucaraccia!
[01:32:36]  Hey, get that ad off of there, for Christ's sake.
[01:32:40]  Jesus Christ, I'm out of breath.
[01:32:41]  Soy a la co.
[01:32:43]  I don't even know what the hell that slap that desk.
[01:32:45]  Slap that desk, bitch.
[01:32:47]  Video, or it didn't happen.
[01:32:50]  What are y'all talking about, man?
[01:32:51]  I just proved to you I did for Lorico, man.
[01:32:54]  Thank you.
[01:32:54]  Thanks for covering from me, English.
[01:32:57]  Hey, while you were doing that, I soiled my wheelchair.
[01:33:00]  Come over here and wipe me.
[01:33:02]  Shut up, I didn't soil a goddamn wheelchair.
[01:33:05]  Shut up.
[01:33:05]  I proved to you all that I did for Lorico, you son of a bitch.
[01:33:11]  Why are you just pounding your desk, you crippled fucking?
[01:33:14]  Shut up!
[01:33:15]  I did for Lorico, man!
[01:33:17]  I readjusted the whole body can do folklorico.
[01:33:21]  Nice job, engineer.
[01:33:22]  You guys are sons of bitches, man.
[01:33:24]  You know that you guys are sons of bitches.
[01:33:26]  For a dollar.
[01:33:27]  Lost legs and rice patties.
[01:33:30]  That's not funny.
[01:33:34]  That's not goddamn funny, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:33:38]  Cripple slaps desk.wave.
[01:33:41]  Cripple slaps a desk.wave.
[01:33:43]  Man, F you guys, man.
[01:33:45]  All right.
[01:33:45]  Just shut up.
[01:33:47]  He danced Folklorico, just like the good little shekel goblin KJ.
[01:33:51]  Shut up!
[01:33:51]  I'm not a sheckle goblin!
[01:33:53]  Shut up!
[01:33:54]  And he did.
[01:33:55]  I'm not a shekel goblin, you asshole!
[01:33:59]  I'm not the goddamn sheckle goblin.
[01:34:01]  I'm tired of you sons of bitches saying it.
[01:34:03]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:34:05]  I got a wild shirt.
[01:34:09]  I got a wild share.
[01:34:11]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
[01:34:13]  And here's this racist fact.
[01:34:18]  You're a son of a child for God.
[01:34:19]  I need some freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:34:22]  I need some more beer, man.
[01:34:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:34:28]  Especially after that For Lorico session that I just gave you.
[01:34:32]  As a matter of fact, I gave you all such a cultured man for Lorico session.
[01:34:37]  You people should be paying admission to hear what you just heard right there.
[01:34:41]  You should be.
[01:34:42]  What is this?
[01:34:43]  Illegal here.
[01:34:44]  Thank you for supporting my people.
[01:34:45]  We've been waiting forever to storm the border.
[01:34:47]  Glad you're on our show.
[01:34:48]  Shut up.
[01:34:49]  We support Joe.
[01:34:50]  Shut up for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
[01:34:52]  All right, shut up.
[01:34:54]  Neil deGrossi Tyson!
[01:34:56]  You are an embarrassment to dancing.
[01:34:58]  Trust me, I know.
[01:34:59]  I can dance much better than you.
[01:35:01]  And I can use my ropes, too.
[01:35:03]  You're obviously a crippled, angry man.
[01:35:05]  You know what?
[01:35:06]  You're an affirmative action scientist, is what you are, Neil deGrossi Tyson.
[01:35:11]  An affirmative action scientist.
[01:35:15]  I'm a Chuck El Goblin.
[01:35:19]  I'm Chuck El Goblin.
[01:35:22]  Shut up, you idiot.
[01:35:23]  And hey, Neil deGrossi Tyson, you're an affirmative action president.
[01:35:29]  Affirmative action scientist.
[01:35:31]  I'm thinking of Obama, excuse me.
[01:35:33]  Lost legs or legs in Fuego.
[01:35:36]  All right, you assholes.
[01:35:37]  Shut up.
[01:35:38]  Legs in Fuego and haul hands on deck.
[01:35:41]  All hands on deck for two bucks.
[01:35:43]  Give me a break.
[01:35:43]  Here's Johnny Baller.
[01:35:49]  I have, however, paid this amount over time.
[01:35:52]  You and your advice mean a lot to me.
[01:35:54]  I would like to have an opportunity to capitalize on like a poll or vote of some kind.
[01:35:59]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, Johnny Baller Fick, man.
[01:36:02]  It's inner circle rules, man.
[01:36:03]  The people that are a part of the inner circle, they say, hey, if they want to join the inner circle, they got to throw $300 at one time, man.
[01:36:11]  I'm sorry.
[01:36:12]  It's them.
[01:36:13]  It's them, man.
[01:36:14]  Because they hold the inner circle scepter.
[01:36:17]  Captain Dessey!
[01:36:19]  $50 bill!
[01:36:22]  Oh!
[01:36:25]  $50 bill!
[01:36:29]  It's Captain Desi!
[01:36:32]  Remember to watch out for the fake Desi's.
[01:36:34]  Good luck tonight and cheers.
[01:36:36]  Hey, cheers to Captain Dessey, baby.
[01:36:38]  Cheers to Captain Dessey.
[01:36:40]  Dancing on Dime Bag's grave.
[01:36:42]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:36:44]  Let me tell you something.
[01:36:45]  I got to say cheers.
[01:36:47]  Here, let me get a beer going on.
[01:36:49]  Let me get a beer going on.
[01:36:50]  Look at all the haters in the chat, baby.
[01:36:52]  Look at all the haters.
[01:36:53]  You got Captain Desi flexing his nuts over here, and everybody's hating for Christ's sake.
[01:36:59]  And I also want to say cheers to Cuckler as well while we're at it here.
[01:37:03]  Let me pour this beer in here.
[01:37:07]  Man, this beer is giving a lot of head.
[01:37:08]  I'll tell you that.
[01:37:09]  Come on, man.
[01:37:10]  Let me let that foam up.
[01:37:12]  Or if I'm foam down, I should say.
[01:37:15]  You are as cultured as carton of milk left behind the fridge.
[01:37:18]  Oh, you shoving up your ass.
[01:37:19]  All hands on dick cheese.
[01:37:22]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:24]  18 naked martyrs.
[01:37:27]  They're cocks throbbing hard.
[01:37:28]  That's a perfect.
[01:37:30]  I don't condone this perversion.
[01:37:33]  This is straight perversion from the showers at the Alamo.
[01:37:36]  Big hard-throbbing cocks.
[01:37:38]  Shut up!
[01:37:41]  Shut up!
[01:37:42]  Niggers.
[01:37:43]  Hey, shut up with that racist word at the end, you son of a bitch.
[01:37:48]  All right, listen.
[01:37:49]  Cheers to Captain Desi, man.
[01:37:51]  I appreciate the $50 dono.
[01:37:53]  Cheers to Cuckler III for not only getting the $25 dono earlier, but $5 and $3 donos later.
[01:38:00]  All right.
[01:38:01]  God damn it.
[01:38:02]  Whatever you say to make yourself feel better.
[01:38:04]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:38:08]  Your success!
[01:38:09]  You're an affirmative action scientist, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[01:38:14]  You're an affirmative action scientist.
[01:38:17]  You son of a bitch.
[01:38:20]  Texas Alamo Orgy asshole.
[01:38:22]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:38:23]  Hey, Neil deGrison Tyson, you majored in Caribbean ballroom dancing when you were in your bachelor's degree, you son of a bitch.
[01:38:32]  All right?
[01:38:33]  And now all of a sudden you're some big-time scientist?
[01:38:36]  Huh?
[01:38:37]  Hey, if you don't believe me, Google up Caribbean Ballroom Dancing, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and take a look.
[01:38:44]  As a matter of fact, let me, I'll post the, get the photo, engineer.
[01:38:50]  We're going to put a photo right now of Neil deGrasse Tyson over here.
[01:38:54]  All right.
[01:38:55]  All right.
[01:38:55]  Let's go ahead and do that so that all these sons of bitches can see what I'm talking about for Christ's sake.
[01:39:03]  All right.
[01:39:04]  Dime bag disabled.
[01:39:05]  Oh, son of a bitch.
[01:39:08]  You son of a bitch, man.
[01:39:10]  You son of a bitch.
[01:39:13]  I eat huge jazz.
[01:39:15]  What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake?
[01:39:19]  What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake?
[01:39:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:39:25]  Can you all shut up?
[01:39:26]  I'm trying to show you all Neil deGrasse Tyson when he was a Caribbean ballroom dancer.
[01:39:32]  All right.
[01:39:34]  I want you all to see this.
[01:39:36]  And we're trying to look for it right now.
[01:39:38]  So just sit there and shut up.
[01:39:40]  All right.
[01:39:40]  Everybody, just sit there, shut your goddamn pie hole, and maybe you'll learn something.
[01:39:45]  All right.
[01:39:46]  Maybe you'll learn something.
[01:39:47]  All right.
[01:39:48]  All right.
[01:39:48]  Just shut your mouth.
[01:39:49]  There he is right there.
[01:39:50]  You see that?
[01:39:51]  He just popped up.
[01:39:53]  All right.
[01:39:54]  My dick cheese is more cultured than you.
[01:39:57]  You son of a bitch.
[01:39:58]  There it is right there.
[01:39:59]  Everybody see that right there?
[01:40:01]  Huh?
[01:40:02]  That's Neil deGrasse Tyson right there.
[01:40:05]  You see his face?
[01:40:06]  That's him right there.
[01:40:09]  All right?
[01:40:11]  When the hell did you have a time to science, bro?
[01:40:14]  Huh?
[01:40:16]  Desk slapping?
[01:40:17]  Desk slappington asshole?
[01:40:19]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:40:20]  Let me blow this up for you.
[01:40:23]  You eat huge ass LOL.
[01:40:25]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:40:26]  Look at this.
[01:40:26]  Look at that, huh?
[01:40:28]  There's the affirmative action scientist right there.
[01:40:32]  I mean, when do you have time to science, bruh?
[01:40:36]  When do you have time to science when you were out there doing Caribbean ballroom dancing?
[01:40:41]  When you was out there supposed to be doing science, huh?
[01:40:45]  Bruh, huh, bruh?
[01:40:47]  Bruh, bruh.
[01:40:49]  So go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
[01:40:52]  You're an affirmative action scientist.
[01:40:54]  Dimebag is heavy metal.
[01:40:56]  You're damn right.
[01:40:57]  Especially when he has five bullets in his face.
[01:41:00]  You son of a bitch.
[01:41:01]  Take the Neil Tyson deGrossi crap off.
[01:41:04]  These sons of bitches don't care.
[01:41:05]  They're a bunch of crap.
[01:41:08]  I told you, sons of bitches, all right?
[01:41:10]  I told you this is an affirmative action scientist.
[01:41:14]  And anybody believing this son of a bitch is an idiot.
[01:41:16]  All right?
[01:41:18]  He was out there doing the conga when he should have been doing science.
[01:41:22]  All right.
[01:41:22]  I'm just saying.
[01:41:24]  I'm just saying.
[01:41:26]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[01:41:32]  All right.
[01:41:34]  I can't believe that I'm sitting here and I'm doing this with you people.
[01:41:39]  I can't believe this for Christ's sake.
[01:41:42]  Death slapping Andy?
[01:41:44]  Look, you idiots.
[01:41:45]  Shove this stupid CX crap up your twat.

=== Obamacare Health Care Debate (15:52) ===

[01:41:49]  All right?
[01:41:50]  Shove all this dead network CX crap.
[01:41:54]  Soy Pendejo.
[01:41:56]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[01:41:57]  Hey, hey, hey, Chupla Miverga.
[01:42:00]  All right, asshole.
[01:42:03]  Two more chicks you didn't bang.
[01:42:06]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:42:09]  Are you inferring that, like, I don't know, banging broads is some kind of a life conquest or something?
[01:42:15]  Huh?
[01:42:15]  Time for chatroom shout-outs.
[01:42:17]  Shout-outs to Autismo.
[01:42:19]  Shut up, no!
[01:42:20]  Don't do shout-outs on my show, you son of a bitch.
[01:42:23]  A friendly medic, Haggis Hamilton.
[01:42:26]  And now we return to the true host of this show, the real talent, the engineer.
[01:42:30]  Shut up, man.
[01:42:31]  Tyson's fried chicken.
[01:42:33]  Whoever donated that for $2, you're an asshole.
[01:42:36]  All right.
[01:42:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:42:40]  I thought we were going to have a serious dialogue on this goddamn edition of The Ghost Show, man.
[01:42:46]  I thought that we were going to talk about Jesse Smellett and about how this son of a bitch is out here committing hate crime hoaxes and how he got the charges dropped.
[01:42:56]  Thanks, Obama.
[01:42:58]  Thanks, crooked Obama.
[01:43:03]  And I'm just saying, man.
[01:43:05]  I'm just saying.
[01:43:07]  Jesus Christ, but obviously you folks don't want to talk about that, huh?
[01:43:11]  What do you want to talk about, huh?
[01:43:12]  You want to talk about how the president has political capital and he's going to use that political juice to slap his enemies upside the head?
[01:43:21]  Huh?
[01:43:22]  You already heard the president demand the Republicans to come up with a plan for health care.
[01:43:27]  Beat any Gros?
[01:43:30]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:43:31]  I don't understand what the hell that fucking means, you idiot.
[01:43:33]  Listen, the president is demanding from the Republicans to come up with a plan for health care, all right?
[01:43:39]  Because we don't want Obamacare, all right?
[01:43:42]  We don't want Obamacare.
[01:43:44]  And what is Obamacare, all right?
[01:43:46]  Obamacare is the worst scam of all time, you morons, all right?
[01:43:51]  Because what Obamacare is doing, it is taxing the healthy and the young to supplement, or I should say, pay for the old and the sick.
[01:44:05]  So what this means is, folks, is that the old baby boomers that never really had to pay for major health insurance prior to Obamacare, now you young, healthy folks are going to have to pay for their health care.
[01:44:19]  That's what Obamacare is.
[01:44:22]  Disney Gross B dumb.
[01:44:25]  What the hell is that?
[01:44:27]  What are you idiots talking about?
[01:44:30]  Now, like I said, that's what Obamacare is, you scumbags.
[01:44:34]  The young and the healthy pay for the old and sick.
[01:44:37]  All right?
[01:44:38]  Jesse Smellett, no Obama, Ban Obama.
[01:44:41]  Yeah, Ban Obama is right.
[01:44:44]  And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, we need to have a new health care system where it doesn't allow the health insurance industry to have a monopoly over our health.
[01:44:55]  Haven't you noticed the big, huge spike in cancer diagnoses, the huge spike in chemotherapy sessions, the huge spike in all these ailments ever since Barack Obama's Obamacare was enacted.
[01:45:12]  And now you've got people so dependent on narcotics.
[01:45:17]  I'm talking about legal pharmaceuticals.
[01:45:19]  There's a stupid goddamn, what was this, this commercial?
[01:45:23]  I got the RX app, and the RX app lets me pay for my medications.
[01:45:28]  I mean, are you joking me?
[01:45:31]  Are you kidding?
[01:45:34]  If the gay black thing is Obama's fault, then the economy is all Barack Obama's credit.
[01:45:39]  No, it's not.
[01:45:42]  How do you figure that the economy is Obama's credit?
[01:45:46]  How do you figure that the economy is Obama's credit, you idiot?
[01:45:50]  Obama spent $10 trillion of the $22 trillion we have in U.S. debt.
[01:45:57]  Who did that $10 trillion go to?
[01:45:59]  Ghost takes narcotics.
[01:46:00]  Listen to me.
[01:46:01]  Who and what and where did that $10 trillion that Obama incurred in U.S. debt, where did that all go?
[01:46:08]  Huh?
[01:46:09]  It sure as hell didn't go into your pocket.
[01:46:12]  It went into recapitalizing Wall Street, recapitalizing the banks, recapitalizing all these industries that donated to the campaign contribution account of Obama.
[01:46:26]  I mean, that's why I keep telling you people, look up stimulus package two.
[01:46:30]  Look up stimulus package two.
[01:46:32]  Walk up stimulus package too.
[01:46:35]  It was a trillion-dollar giveaway to everyone who donated to the campaign of Barack Obama.
[01:46:42]  So, for all you people that are saying that, oh, Barack Obama's crazy, he incurred $10 trillion during his presidency.
[01:46:53]  Where did that $10 trillion go?
[01:46:55]  Huh?
[01:46:56]  Did it go to your health?
[01:46:57]  No, because America has gotten considerably sicker since this whole Obamacare nonsense.
[01:47:03]  And you want to know why that is, folks?
[01:47:05]  Because there is a financial incentive for doctors to make sure that you're sick.
[01:47:11]  Okay?
[01:47:13]  I mean, come on.
[01:47:14]  Wait.
[01:47:16]  All right.
[01:47:17]  10 trillion went to these nuts.
[01:47:19]  Yeah, that's pretty much what.
[01:47:21]  Hey, that's what Obama would say.
[01:47:23]  If you asked Obama, where did 10 trillion go?
[01:47:25]  These nuts.
[01:47:26]  I want health care like Switzerland and Norway have.
[01:47:29]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:47:31]  Socialized health care does work, and it works one way.
[01:47:33]  No, it doesn't.
[01:47:34]  Just don't kill me wrong.
[01:47:36]  You morons.
[01:47:37]  It doesn't.
[01:47:38]  You remember the baby Alfie?
[01:47:40]  Baby Alfie was a baby that was taken to the UK state-run health system.
[01:47:47]  And they decided, the health system, the state-run health system decided that this baby was going to die.
[01:47:54]  And when it became public that the UK state-run health care system wanted to kill this baby, you had people from all over the world saying, why don't you send Alfie to us and we'll try to care for him.
[01:48:07]  We'll give him the care and we'll try to save him.
[01:48:10]  No cost to the UK government, no cost to the family.
[01:48:14]  And you know what the UK said?
[01:48:16]  No, we're not going to send Alfie over there for any kind of care.
[01:48:22]  He is now a part of the state.
[01:48:24]  Listen, he's a state's property now, and we think that he deserves to die.
[01:48:30]  And they let that poor baby die, even though there was international support to save that baby.
[01:48:37]  That is what socialized health care is, you stupid idiots.
[01:48:42]  The state, some bureaucrat, some fucking weasel like Barack Obama is going to be in charge of your health.
[01:48:50]  Bitcoin is at 50%.
[01:48:51]  Son of a bitch.
[01:48:53]  Shut up, Jackler.
[01:48:55]  All right, shut up.
[01:48:57]  I'm saying some serious business here.
[01:48:59]  2.63%.
[01:49:01]  All right, remember, Alfie.
[01:49:03]  Remember, Alfie, Dash is at 50% of the time.
[01:49:04]  Look it up if you don't believe me.
[01:49:08]  Shut up, Jackler.
[01:49:09]  Monero is at 0.64%.
[01:49:11]  Iota is at 0.64.
[01:49:13]  That's socialized health care.
[01:49:17]  Baby Alfie.
[01:49:18]  All you got to do is look it up for yourself.
[01:49:21]  Speaking of Disney, are you looking forward to the streaming service Disney Plus now that they own Fox?
[01:49:28]  I don't think that Disney owns Fox News.
[01:49:30]  disney owns fox 20th century no majority for any options after emps votes facebook to ban white nationalism and separatism all right shut up charlottesville murderer fields pleads guilty to hate crimes Maybe stay down.
[01:49:46]  Shut up.
[01:49:49]  And I hope that's the best.
[01:49:54]  Jackler, shut up.
[01:49:57]  Can you all just shut up?
[01:50:00]  Try to get to some substance.
[01:50:01]  You see?
[01:50:02]  These trolls don't want you to hear the substance that I'm going to put on the debating table, man.
[01:50:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:10]  Screw you, Faggot.
[01:50:11]  I said baguette.
[01:50:13]  Shut up, Jackler.
[01:50:15]  Jackler does the medal.
[01:50:18]  God damn it, you shut up!
[01:50:20]  1-1%.
[01:50:21]  $25 and $315.
[01:50:23]  Shut up!
[01:50:26]  $1,500.
[01:50:27]  Shut up, man.
[01:50:28]  $10.28.
[01:50:30]  Platinum is down 0.27%, now at $359.90.
[01:50:35]  Palladium is down 1%, now at $1,407.30.
[01:50:41]  Jesus Christ!
[01:50:45]  of you shut up and stop trying to do my job man i'm sitting over here trying to i'm shooting pearls at you people man I'm shooting pearls here, and you people don't even care.
[01:51:00]  You people don't even give a crap.
[01:51:05]  I want state-run health care.
[01:51:09]  Hey, if you are not a part of the population that is meant to be saved, the government is going to throw you away.
[01:51:19]  Baby healthy!
[01:51:21]  Remember, baby healthy!
[01:51:22]  I'm here to challenge you on a downhill race on Akina Pass.
[01:51:26]  My FC is unbeatable and could not be beaten.
[01:51:29]  I doubt your 86 could even catch up.
[01:51:32]  And once I am going to be able to do it, you can't get away from these speed stars with me.
[01:51:35]  Can you show us?
[01:51:38]  Rakusu Takahashi Yakohomo.
[01:51:40]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, man.
[01:51:42]  Thank you, Jackler, for doing the markets.
[01:51:44]  News and the metals.
[01:51:46]  And now we return to the meme magician show.
[01:51:48]  In local news, Ghost has been fired after failing to do the job.
[01:51:52]  Stop it now, man!
[01:51:57]  Yeah, Jackler Show, the best show, man.
[01:51:59]  Jackler can go jack himself off for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:52:03]  He can go jack himself off with some Justin Bieber feet.
[01:52:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:07]  Ghost hates this Negro, Barack Obama, because he has a fairly fair.
[01:52:10]  Hey, no, I'm not saying anything racist.
[01:52:14]  I do not condone the show as a bottom when you're in the middle of the day.
[01:52:18]  I don't condone this racism.
[01:52:20]  Shut up.
[01:52:22]  And don't make fun of a president.
[01:52:23]  Do you understand?
[01:52:24]  That's my president you're talking about.
[01:52:26]  Vice President Mike Pence on Monday came out swinging at Democrats as he reaffirmed the Trump administration's support for the U.S.-Israel relationship during his speech before a pro-Israel lobbying group's policy conference.
[01:52:38]  Meme magic of faith, can you shut the fuck up, please, for Christ's sake?
[01:52:42]  Ghost, please let Jackler do the medals statement if you aren't going to.
[01:52:46]  You set him up and shut up!
[01:52:50]  Shut the hell up!
[01:52:51]  Shut up, folks!
[01:52:53]  Shut up, Jackler!
[01:52:54]  Shut the hell off!
[01:52:56]  For Christ's sake, man!
[01:52:58]  Shut up!
[01:53:02]  Why don't you all just shut the hell off?
[01:53:06]  God damn it, man!
[01:53:08]  I'm sitting over here, I'm shooting pearls to you people, and you don't give a rat's ass!
[01:53:14]  You people don't give a rat's ass for Christ's sake, man!
[01:53:19]  Jesus Christ!
[01:53:23]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[01:53:25]  I can't get drunk fast enough.
[01:53:28]  I NEED ANOTHER BEER!
[01:53:34]  Oh my god.
[01:53:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:53:38]  Like, I can't get drunk.
[01:53:39]  And here's this sick bastard, the Scatman.
[01:53:42]  And thank you, Jackler and the Meme Magician.
[01:53:44]  Shove it up, you're off.
[01:53:44]  At this point, we should just rename this show to the Jackler Show, since Ghost is being a lazy fucking person.
[01:53:49]  Shove it up, your ass!
[01:53:50]  It's the Ghost Show!
[01:53:52]  It's my show!
[01:53:54]  It's mine!
[01:53:55]  It belongs to me, you scumbag!
[01:53:59]  Shut up!
[01:54:00]  Medicare's uncapped drug costs take a big bite from already tight budgets, hits the elderly harder.
[01:54:06]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:54:07]  Both Democrats and Republicans have introduced proposals that would impose a cap on out-of-pocket costs of prescription drugs for Medicare patients.
[01:54:15]  Remember when people lived a lot longer without prescription drugs, you scumbags?
[01:54:19]  Remember that?
[01:54:20]  Huh?
[01:54:24]  I mean, look at Turner Classic movies one day, you scumbags.
[01:54:29]  Turner classic movies and take a look at the movies in the 30s and the 40s.
[01:54:33]  There were a lot more older people.
[01:54:35]  And I'm talking people that were in their 60s and 70s that were alive during those days.
[01:54:40]  And they weren't subjected to the type of drugging that we are seeing our population with the pharmaceutical companies today.
[01:54:49]  I mean, that stupid RX app that we're seeing all over these damn commercials, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:56]  I mean, you've got some, you've got some supposed single mother, okay, bringing in her two kids and saying to herself, ah, I hope I can afford this.
[01:55:04]  My kid really needs this drug.
[01:55:06]  And notice how she says drug in that commercial.
[01:55:09]  My kid really needs this drug.
[01:55:11]  How much is this?
[01:55:12]  $67.
[01:55:14]  Trump and Pence under 3FUCKING, then there's gay love.
[01:55:18]  Then there's a lot of people.
[01:55:19]  Oh, shut up.
[01:55:20]  Donald Trump is a Jew.
[01:55:21]  Don't shove it up your ass.
[01:55:24]  I'm not sure the pigface and Melania needs to be able to do that.
[01:55:26]  Don't shoot it up, your ass.
[01:55:28]  For Christ's sake, man.
[01:55:31]  TN Apostle in the house, baby.
[01:55:35]  You're damn right.
[01:55:37]  $50 bill, baby.
[01:55:39]  TN Apostle.
[01:55:41]  Captain Depsey in the house.
[01:55:43]  TN Apostle.
[01:55:45]  Socialized medicine is absolute garbage.
[01:55:47]  Go to any major VA hospital.
[01:55:50]  There is a reason why vets make fun of them.
[01:55:52]  Hell, hear about that army recruit that contracted a flesh-eating bacteria.
[01:55:58]  Government pretty said, oh, well, fuck him.
[01:56:00]  Hey, TN Apostle, these stupid dumb scumbags don't understand that.
[01:56:05]  They think free is good.
[01:56:07]  They think free is good.
[01:56:08]  When have you ever gotten anything for free?
[01:56:10]  It's always been a piece of crap.
[01:56:12]  Everything that you ever got for free is a piece of crap.
[01:56:14]  I'm going to go to the burbies to support your claim instead of an actual credible source.
[01:56:18]  What?
[01:56:18]  Nice dude.
[01:56:20]  And you wonder why no one respects your disabled ass.
[01:56:22]  Hey, idiot.
[01:56:24]  Idiot.
[01:56:24]  Look up.
[01:56:25]  I want you to look up something.
[01:56:27]  Look up Civil War Veteran Anniversary.
[01:56:31]  And you're going to find on YouTube a clip that shows the 50th and 75th anniversary of the fucking civil.
[01:56:39]  I'm enjoying my beautiful European health care.
[01:56:41]  That is the best in the world.
[01:56:42]  Okay, great.
[01:56:43]  Yeah.
[01:56:43]  That's why I'm saying that's the only way in the world.
[01:56:47]  How about talking against your government?
[01:56:49]  Say that the EU is a bunch of cucks.
[01:56:51]  Why don't you talk garbage about your government?
[01:56:53]  Why don't you talk garbage about the migrant crisis and see what happens?
[01:56:56]  You stupid sack of crap.
[01:56:58]  All right.
[01:56:59]  You're right, ghost.
[01:57:01]  Look at 70-year-olds today.
[01:57:03]  They're freaking old, wrinkled, and barely aware of their surroundings.
[01:57:06]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:57:07]  I'm trying to talk here.
[01:57:09]  All right.
[01:57:09]  Shut up, blackworm and Bill.
[01:57:14]  Listen, look up the 50th and 75th anniversary of the American Civil War.
[01:57:20]  And there are Civil War veterans that are in the 50th anniversary, they're in their 70s and 80s.
[01:57:27]  And in the 75th anniversary, there are a plethora of Civil War veterans in their 90s and 100s.
[01:57:35]  And these are people that fought in the Civil War.
[01:57:37]  These are people that got wounded in the American Civil War.

=== Civil War Veteran Ages (03:48) ===

[01:57:41]  Look it up.
[01:57:42]  Listen, if I had my badass I-60 Corsair PC, I would show it right now, but I don't, okay?
[01:57:50]  I don't.
[01:57:50]  Hello, Jackler.
[01:57:52]  I'd like to apply for a spot on your show.
[01:57:54]  I can come back to you.
[01:57:55]  Shut up, shut up.
[01:57:57]  I'm being serious here.
[01:57:59]  I'm being goddamn serious.
[01:58:02]  Now, look, just shut up, me magician of faithless.
[01:58:05]  And I want to say cheers first and foremost to the TN Apostle.
[01:58:09]  And he brings up a great point about socialized medicine, socialized health care.
[01:58:15]  It doesn't work.
[01:58:17]  All right?
[01:58:19]  It doesn't work.
[01:58:21]  So once again, I would like for you all to YouTube.
[01:58:24]  It's on YouTube right now, the 50th and 75th anniversary of the Civil War.
[01:58:29]  Take a look at all those old folks, okay, that fought in the Civil War that were in the 50th anniversary, they were 70 and 80 years old.
[01:58:38]  In the 75th anniversary, they were in their 90s and 100.
[01:58:43]  How come we don't see that too often anymore, huh?
[01:58:46]  How come we don't see that too often anymore?
[01:58:49]  I'm just saying.
[01:58:50]  I'm just saying.
[01:58:52]  But you see, you people, you believe anything that some stupid talking head says on the television.
[01:58:58]  And what did the satanic singer, the satanic rock star Marilyn Manson say?
[01:59:04]  What did he, what, well, hey, hey, Satan, what did Marilyn Manson say that you said?
[01:59:10]  God is in the TV.
[01:59:17]  God is in the TV.
[01:59:24]  The people will believe anything that's on the TV.
[01:59:32]  God is in the TV.
[01:59:39]  So keep watching your television programming because that is what television is doing to you.
[01:59:47]  it is programming you hahahaha after an altercation with police officers inside a Scientology building left two cops injured on Wednesday Me magician news, that's enough, okay?
[02:00:04]  That's enough.
[02:00:07]  All right, but I'm glad Satan admitted it, right?
[02:00:10]  You admitted it, right, Satan?
[02:00:12]  I mean, what did Marilyn Manson say again?
[02:00:14]  God is in the TV.
[02:00:20]  And look at the general American populace.
[02:00:23]  Take a look at the general Western civilization.
[02:00:26]  They will believe anything that's on TV.
[02:00:34]  Fools.
[02:00:35]  Such gullible fools.
[02:00:37]  That's why I, the devil, play.
[02:00:41]  And I mean I play on ignorance.
[02:00:49]  Keep being ignorant.
[02:00:50]  Keep being stupid fool.
[02:00:53]  And what I'll do is control your soul until the end of your destiny.
[02:01:00]  86 can be any challenger that comes to Akina Pass.
[02:01:04]  Join the Speed Stars and we will be able to get away from the menu meeting on his show.
[02:01:11]  Together we can step on the gas and be the winners.
[02:01:14]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[02:01:17]  Satan is a real talent.
[02:01:18]  Look, shut up about that crap, all right?
[02:01:21]  Just shut up.
[02:01:23]  Good God, give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:01:26]  Ghost the retarded.
[02:01:27]  Why should we believe your dumbass?

=== Interactive Gaming Show Format (15:37) ===

[02:01:29]  Life expectancy in 1865 to 40.5 years of age.
[02:01:35]  Life expectancy in 1965 to 70.2 years.
[02:01:41]  Life expectancy in 2018 in U.S., 79 years old.
[02:01:46]  Stop.
[02:01:47]  Are you kidding me?
[02:01:49]  Where did you get those facts?
[02:01:52]  Where did you get those facts?
[02:01:54]  Huh?
[02:01:55]  Well, and by the way, I also would like to add that many of those older people that you just mentioned fought in World War II.
[02:02:02]  They fought in a world war, unlike you ungrateful fucks.
[02:02:05]  All right?
[02:02:06]  Hail Satanler.
[02:02:09]  Just shoving up your ass.
[02:02:10]  All right.
[02:02:10]  Everybody just shut up.
[02:02:13]  I owe some people some toasts.
[02:02:16]  All right.
[02:02:17]  And once I give those people some toasts, I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco because you people are pieces of trash.
[02:02:25]  What a fucked up episode 38 that you people have done.
[02:02:29]  Flaming dragon.
[02:02:33]  You pay now or tomorrow engineer die.
[02:02:36]  What are you talking about?
[02:02:37]  Are you talking about the Dragon family that took the United States government to court over some gold bullion that was given during a—never mind.
[02:02:46]  Forget it.
[02:02:47]  I'm sorry.
[02:02:48]  You figure that out for yourself.
[02:02:49]  Anyway, more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:02:54]  More goddamn beer.
[02:02:58]  Anyway, let me pour this beer in here.
[02:03:01]  All right.
[02:03:02]  And then I'm going to say cheers to the $50 and $25 donos tonight.
[02:03:08]  And then once we do that, I'm going to have some wacky tobacco and then we'll go ahead and go into some goddamn who the hell knows?
[02:03:16]  I don't even think you people deserve anything.
[02:03:19]  Phil and Selmo!
[02:03:21]  I want to thank you for all the love you show to Pantera and thanks for shooting pearls every day.
[02:03:25]  You're damn right.
[02:03:26]  One thing, though, I'm the real talent of Pantera, not the Abbott brothers.
[02:03:31]  Are you fucking getting this?
[02:03:32]  Shut up.
[02:03:33]  Let me hold on.
[02:03:34]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:03:37]  This is my show now, you immobile drunk.
[02:03:40]  Shut up, Satan.
[02:03:41]  All right.
[02:03:41]  Listen, Phil and Selmo, I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:03:45]  You have a talent for screaming.
[02:03:48]  Democratic Attorney General Dana Nessel reached a settlement with lawyers from the American Civil Liberties Union last week that bans state-contracted adoption agencies from using religious objections to turn away LGBTQ individuals.
[02:04:01]  Isn't that great?
[02:04:02]  Yeah, there you go.
[02:04:04]  Let's give more unwanted children to LGBT couples because we got to.
[02:04:08]  You know, there's nothing else we can do about it.
[02:04:11]  Listen, Phil and Selmo, you're a pretty good fucking screamer.
[02:04:16]  All right.
[02:04:16]  I'll give you that.
[02:04:17]  I mean, nobody can scream like Enselmo, but man, the Abbott brothers were pan fucking Terra.
[02:04:23]  Do you understand that?
[02:04:25]  They were Pantera.
[02:04:27]  All right.
[02:04:27]  The riffs of Dime Bag Daryl.
[02:04:30]  All right.
[02:04:31]  I mean, the drumming of Vinnie Paul.
[02:04:34]  Are you kidding me?
[02:04:35]  Fuck off, ghost.
[02:04:38]  You used a goddamn movie as proof.
[02:04:40]  Retarded much?
[02:04:42]  Do you?
[02:04:42]  A goddamn movie.
[02:04:43]  It's a documentary, you son of a bitch.
[02:04:45]  Hey, asshole, look up the 50th and 75th anniversary of American Civil War and take a look at all those old people that were alive that were veterans of the Civil War that lived to be in their 80s and 100 in the 75th anniversary of the damn Civil War.
[02:05:04]  Look at it.
[02:05:04]  If you don't believe me, it's on YouTube, you son of a bitch.
[02:05:07]  Now, look, if I had my I-60 Corsair, I would be doing it right now and we would all be watching it together.
[02:05:14]  And by the way, I'm getting my new I60 Corsair PC next week.
[02:05:21]  Okay?
[02:05:22]  It's already in route.
[02:05:24]  And by the way, Corsair builds their computers in Taiwan.
[02:05:27]  So that, you know, just a heads up for you folks that are trying to prohibit yourself from getting infected by some of this malware and some of this spyware that China is loading up on its hardware.
[02:05:39]  But I'm telling you right now, once I get that damn, that damn computer, it's going to be a little bit more of an interactive show.
[02:05:46]  All right.
[02:05:46]  It's going to be a little bit more of an interactive show, for Christ's sake.
[02:05:50]  Sponge Pan Terra pan.
[02:05:52]  Look, shut the fuck up about that.
[02:05:54]  All right.
[02:05:55]  Shut up.
[02:05:56]  That was their management.
[02:05:57]  That wasn't them.
[02:05:58]  Hey, ghost.
[02:05:59]  Did you say bagged or faggot?
[02:06:01]  Give me your 2% milk.
[02:06:04]  I said bag it.
[02:06:05]  Everybody freaking knows it.
[02:06:07]  All right.
[02:06:08]  By next week, look, at the latest Wednesday, earliest Monday of next week, I think it's going to be Wednesday.
[02:06:17]  And once I get it, it's going to be a lot.
[02:06:19]  Like all this stuff that I'm telling you to look up, I'm going to look it up because I know you stupid dumb troll terrorists are too lazy and fat in the ass and are too busy putting pocket pizzas in your fat mouth and Pop-Tarts crumbs on your keyboard.
[02:06:33]  I'm going to show you.
[02:06:34]  So you sons of bitches cannot deny the facts.
[02:06:39]  All right?
[02:06:40]  You cannot deny the facts.
[02:06:43]  So I'm just saying, baby.
[02:06:45]  And by the way, I'm also going to get a 49-inch ultra-wide curved monitor, baby.
[02:06:51]  33 by 9 aspect ratio.
[02:06:55]  Man, baby, I'm telling you, I've got the top of the line of computing right now.
[02:07:01]  All right.
[02:07:01]  The only thing higher is like a server.
[02:07:04]  All right.
[02:07:05]  TrashCat, Trascan Chincare.
[02:07:09]  Look, listen, shut up.
[02:07:12]  All right.
[02:07:13]  The I60 Corsair is literally the top of the line gaming computer and it's beyond 4K ready.
[02:07:22]  It is so, I mean, I'm thinking about the future.
[02:07:26]  It is future-proof.
[02:07:27]  Okay.
[02:07:28]  So you could sit there and talk all that malarkey you want to, but you just wait till I get it, baby.
[02:07:34]  And it's going to be, the show's going to get better.
[02:07:36]  And then, like, I'm going to have to do the Saturday Night Troll show.
[02:07:39]  The Saturday Night Troll show is going to be badass.
[02:07:42]  All right.
[02:07:43]  So that's all I'm saying.
[02:07:44]  I'm just saying, baby.
[02:07:46]  People are just hating.
[02:07:47]  You're hating because my...
[02:07:49]  Right, hold on.
[02:07:50]  What is this?
[02:07:52]  Yet you still use that crappy Windows 95 Packard Bell computer that barely uses net zero.
[02:07:58]  What are you talking about?
[02:07:59]  You can't even pull up your fake four minute Confederate loser reunion video.
[02:08:04]  Hey, asshole, you don't understand.
[02:08:08]  I60 is not made in the U.S.
[02:08:10]  It's a U.S. company.
[02:08:11]  It's made in Taiwan.
[02:08:12]  And Taiwan, I don't mind supporting Taiwan.
[02:08:14]  They're against China.
[02:08:16]  They're against communist China.
[02:08:18]  All right?
[02:08:19]  So I don't mind that crap.
[02:08:21]  But once I get it, I'm telling you, I'm going to have the power to do whatever I want, man.
[02:08:26]  If I want to start gaming, I'm going to start gaming.
[02:08:29]  And by the way, I'm getting a gaming tutor, and I'm going into gaming training, and all you idiots that think that you're so cute trolling, I'd like to face you all on a goddamn gaming map somewhere so I can whip the bejesus out of all of you.
[02:08:44]  All right?
[02:08:45]  So I can whip the goddamn bejesus out of all of you for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:08:51]  Les Grossman.
[02:08:52]  Okay, Flaming Dragon.
[02:08:54]  Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.
[02:08:57]  Now, I don't know what kind Of Pan Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but NGO Jack is my property.
[02:09:04]  What the hell are you talking about there, Les Grossman?
[02:09:07]  Does anybody understand what the hell he's talking about for Christ's sake?
[02:09:11]  And look, stop hating because I've got an I60 Corsair, baby.
[02:09:15]  I know that y'all are hating.
[02:09:17]  Don't be hating, baby.
[02:09:19]  All right?
[02:09:20]  Don't be hating.
[02:09:21]  I'm going to be the next badass gamer, whether you idiots like it or not.
[02:09:26]  And I'm going straight to the top, all right?
[02:09:28]  Once I get my gaming tutor and I start gaming training, people are going to be saying ninja who.
[02:09:35]  People are going to be saying Dr. Disrespect who.
[02:09:38]  All right.
[02:09:40]  Kirk Lazarus, I'm just a little boy playing.
[02:09:43]  All right.
[02:09:43]  Just shut up.
[02:09:44]  All right.
[02:09:46]  Just shut up.
[02:09:48]  Ghost Bama computer.
[02:09:50]  I don't have an Obama computer, you asshole.
[02:09:52]  All right.
[02:09:53]  I just don't have a streaming computer that can stream and do different processes at the same time without potentially lagging the stream.
[02:10:02]  All right.
[02:10:03]  That's why I've got, and it's coming in, baby.
[02:10:06]  It's coming in.
[02:10:06]  I'm talking an i9 9900, baby.
[02:10:11]  All right.
[02:10:11]  32 gigabytes of Corsair RA.
[02:10:14]  All right.
[02:10:16]  the fucking NVIDIA 2080 TI, the 2080 TI, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:10:23]  I mean, I am beyond, beyond 4K ready, and you idiots are just, you're just pissed off.
[02:10:31]  You're just pissed off, all right?
[02:10:34]  You're just pissed.
[02:10:35]  You're hated.
[02:10:35]  You're haters.
[02:10:36]  All right.
[02:10:37]  You're haters, man.
[02:10:38]  All right.
[02:10:39]  And shut up.
[02:10:40]  Hey, hey, Heavy Hebrew.
[02:10:43]  Real funny with the name, you idiot.
[02:10:44]  The reason it's taking me so long to buy a PC, because I wanted, I had to go and research.
[02:10:50]  I wanted to know what the best of the best was.
[02:10:53]  I wanted to know what the best of the best was.
[02:10:55]  And when I got it, I'm going straight to gaming.
[02:10:58]  Do you understand?
[02:10:59]  And it's coming next week.
[02:11:00]  All right?
[02:11:02]  It's coming next week.
[02:11:03]  And shut up.
[02:11:03]  I'm not going to spill bait.
[02:11:04]  I'm not going to spill beer on it.
[02:11:06]  All right.
[02:11:07]  So shut up.
[02:11:08]  All right.
[02:11:08]  You idiots in the chat room.
[02:11:10]  I'm looking at you.
[02:11:10]  Just shut up.
[02:11:11]  All right.
[02:11:14]  And I'm going to start gaming, man.
[02:11:15]  I'm going to whoop your asses.
[02:11:16]  All right.
[02:11:17]  You people in here, listen, this is how we can settle this fucking troll shit.
[02:11:21]  All right.
[02:11:22]  This is how we can settle it.
[02:11:23]  If you're going to troll me, I will settle it with you on a gaming map and I will whoop your ass and I will own you on a live stream.
[02:11:31]  You idiots know it, man.
[02:11:33]  All right.
[02:11:34]  And then once I whoop your ass gaming, you know what I'm going to say?
[02:11:37]  I'm going to say, noob down.
[02:11:41]  Noob down.
[02:11:44]  Noob down.
[02:11:46]  That's what I'm going to say, you son of a bitch, because you're all a bunch of noobs.
[02:11:50]  All right?
[02:11:51]  Just wait till I get my gaming tutor, man.
[02:11:52]  I'm not even fucking around, man.
[02:11:58]  Noob down.
[02:12:00]  You're goddamn right, for Christ's sake.
[02:12:04]  All right, look.
[02:12:07]  I can't believe that I've been here taking your crap for about two hours and 12 minutes.
[02:12:12]  I wanted to have a serious dialogue about Jesse Smellett and the hate crime hoax that he is now having dropped as it pertains to his criminality.
[02:12:24]  None of you care.
[02:12:26]  I tried to talk about how the president is demanding the Republicans come up with a health care plan and they're a little concerned about it.
[02:12:33]  And by the way, is everyone enjoying the Robert Mueller report meltdown that's happening by all these liberal long-haired bedwedding hippies?
[02:12:44]  I'm loving it, man.
[02:12:46]  What is this?
[02:12:49]  Placenta Burgers, my ding-a-ling.
[02:12:53]  I'm not saying that.
[02:12:54]  You're a sick bastard.
[02:12:55]  I know what you're trying to do.
[02:12:58]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:02]  All right.
[02:13:03]  All right.
[02:13:03]  Everybody, just stop.
[02:13:05]  All right.
[02:13:06]  Everybody, just stop.
[02:13:08]  All right.
[02:13:09]  And by the way, you know what?
[02:13:11]  You people have pissed me off so bad.
[02:13:13]  I'm going to take a break.
[02:13:15]  All right.
[02:13:15]  I deserve a break.
[02:13:17]  I mean, I wanted to talk serious with you people on episode 38, man.
[02:13:21]  And you people don't care.
[02:13:24]  You people don't care.
[02:13:25]  You just keep flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking that you're trolling me.
[02:13:31]  Look at this.
[02:13:31]  Look at this idiot.
[02:13:32]  Spanking a child turns him into a snot.
[02:13:35]  Fear, that's what makes him a man.
[02:13:38]  I know a place where a man's worth is measured by the ears hanging off his dog tag.
[02:13:42]  Oh, God.
[02:13:44]  Shut up.
[02:13:45]  You want to make this broadcast right.
[02:13:47]  Just shut up, man.
[02:13:49]  Enough of the Viet fucking nom trolls.
[02:13:52]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:13:53]  All right.
[02:13:53]  Everybody just shut up.
[02:13:55]  All right?
[02:13:57]  I'm telling you, you're lucky I'm even still here.
[02:13:59]  I could have ended the broadcast a long time ago, especially when these fucking trolls were sitting here trying to say, yeah, we don't believe you.
[02:14:06]  We don't believe you, ghost.
[02:14:07]  Go ahead and end it.
[02:14:11]  Go ahead, ningy.
[02:14:17]  Just sit there and shut up, all right?
[02:14:19]  The bottom line is: I'm enjoying the salt that is happening on the left-wing long-haired bedwedding hippie side based on this Robert Mueller report.
[02:14:29]  And now, all of a sudden, it's the liberals, all of a sudden, it's the Democrats that are concocting all these weird conspiracy theories as it relates to Robert Mueller, huh?
[02:14:41]  Vote for Thanos 2020.
[02:14:43]  He gave children full bellies with his snap prototype.
[02:14:45]  Oh, that's great.
[02:14:46]  Yeah, that's great.
[02:14:47]  Shut up, idiots.
[02:14:50]  Afterbirth nuggets, what the hell?
[02:14:52]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[02:14:55]  Afterbirth nuggets?
[02:14:58]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:14:59]  Oh, my God.
[02:15:00]  Hey, ghost.
[02:15:01]  I want to thank you for all the love you show to Pantera, and thanks for shooting pearls every day.
[02:15:06]  Thank you.
[02:15:07]  One thing, though.
[02:15:10]  Shut up.
[02:15:11]  Forget those faggots ever existed.
[02:15:14]  What?
[02:15:15]  Are you kidding me?
[02:15:16]  What?
[02:15:19]  Fill in somebody.
[02:15:20]  Hey, Soros paid off the prosecutor.
[02:15:23]  You're damn right.
[02:15:24]  And Breitbart broke the story there.
[02:15:27]  Your prosecutor.
[02:15:28]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:15:29]  I mean, George Soros is the reason why Jesse Schmellett is not being prosecuted for this hate crime hoax.
[02:15:36]  You understand this, right?
[02:15:38]  Kroger brothers are better than Abbott brothers.
[02:15:41]  Listen, shut the fuck up about the Abbott brothers, all right?
[02:15:47]  I mean, are we surprised that George Soros has something to say?
[02:15:50]  Oh my god, Capitalist America!
[02:15:53]  Like a boss!
[02:15:56]  Oh!
[02:15:58]  Oh my god!
[02:16:01]  Flexing nuts, man!
[02:16:04]  When we're doing movie night in the IC again, shit was fun last Halloween.
[02:16:09]  Hey, Capitalist America, it'll happen sooner than you think.
[02:16:13]  Ghost Soros, all right?
[02:16:14]  Look, shut up.
[02:16:15]  All right, I gotta say some toast.
[02:16:18]  You see, I forgot the toast I was supposed to make.
[02:16:20]  Let's give some toast right now.
[02:16:22]  Capitalist America, baby, we will have inner circle movie night, man.
[02:16:26]  All right.
[02:16:27]  And Halloween night was badass, sorry.
[02:16:30]  It was badass.
[02:16:31]  Cheers to Capitalist America.
[02:16:33]  And take a look at the hater aid, Capitalist America.
[02:16:36]  Take a look at these sick, demented internet people and the hater aid that you're getting because you're flexing nuts.
[02:16:44]  How you're flexing nuts and they don't know how to take it.
[02:16:47]  They don't know how to take it for Christ's sake.
[02:16:51]  Period blood soup with Tampa.
[02:16:53]  Oh, can you shut up?
[02:16:55]  All right.
[02:16:56]  I'm doing a toast here.
[02:16:58]  I'm doing a toast to Capitalist America for the $100 dono, baby.
[02:17:04]  Flexing nuts on you, trolls, baby.

=== Halloween Movie Night Plans (18:30) ===

[02:17:07]  He's making it rain on all you trolls.
[02:17:10]  All right, same with Captain Desi with the $50 dono.
[02:17:14]  Same with Cuckler for the $25 dono.
[02:17:18]  Same with TN Apostle.
[02:17:20]  Same with TN Apostle.
[02:17:22]  They're making it rain on you trolls.
[02:17:25]  And all you can do is just sit there and be like, oh, oh, oh, woo!
[02:17:36]  We know who the real capitalists are up in here, huh?
[02:17:38]  We know who the real capitalists are up in here, huh?
[02:17:42]  Capitalist America, TN Apostle, Captain Dessey, and Cuckler III, baby.
[02:17:49]  Cheers, baby.
[02:17:51]  Cheers.
[02:17:54]  Woo!
[02:17:55]  Oh, man.
[02:18:00]  Like a boss.
[02:18:02]  Like a boss.
[02:18:04]  I'm telling you, man.
[02:18:06]  And I'm not even joking, man.
[02:18:08]  All right.
[02:18:10]  Glass of Come with.
[02:18:12]  Can you shut up?
[02:18:14]  And seriously, TN Apostle, Captain Desi, Cuckler III, and Capitalist America, man.
[02:18:21]  Thank you guys very much.
[02:18:23]  You guys are awesome.
[02:18:25]  And you're the reason why I continue to do this broadcast and not be sidetracked by these troll terrorists and cyber vermin out here.
[02:18:33]  I mean, I just, I feel great, baby.
[02:18:36]  I feel great.
[02:18:36]  Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
[02:18:40]  That's how I feel right now, man.
[02:18:42]  Cheers, baby.
[02:18:43]  Cheers.
[02:18:44]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:18:47]  Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
[02:18:50]  I thought not.
[02:18:51]  He was a dark lord of the Sift that was so powerful that we could use the power of the Force to influence the Minichloin.
[02:18:57]  Are you talking Star Wars with me?
[02:19:01]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:19:02]  I knew you were a fucking troll.
[02:19:04]  You're talking Star Wars with me for Christ's sake.
[02:19:06]  I mean, come on.
[02:19:07]  What are we?
[02:19:08]  What are we at?
[02:19:08]  A fucking Comic-Con for Christ's sake?
[02:19:10]  Do I look like I'm dressed up in cosplay?
[02:19:14]  Stripper money.
[02:19:15]  She's getting money from her regular clientele.
[02:19:18]  Ghost is happy she's getting her money.
[02:19:20]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:19:23]  LOL, bitch, you can't walk.
[02:19:26]  You son of a bitch.
[02:19:28]  I've got your bitch.
[02:19:32]  I've got your bitch, all right?
[02:19:37]  So shut up.
[02:19:40]  Shut the hell up.
[02:19:43]  I've got your bitch.
[02:19:48]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:19:51]  Once again, man, look at the haters in the chat room.
[02:19:54]  Cheers once again to Capitalist America, man.
[02:19:57]  Cheers to you, man.
[02:19:58]  He's an inner circle member.
[02:19:59]  He's down for his.
[02:20:00]  He's a true capitalist.
[02:20:02]  He's out there working hard, showing how much his capitalist nuts hang.
[02:20:07]  And of course, TN Capitalist, he's always a guy showing what kind of nuts he has and making it rain on these trolls like it ain't shit.
[02:20:17]  And of course, Desi, too.
[02:20:18]  Dessey's, he's telling you, trolls, hey, here, here, suck on this.
[02:20:24]  And of course, Cuckler III, baby.
[02:20:26]  Cheers, baby.
[02:20:30]  Cheers.
[02:20:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:20:37]  Here, one more drink.
[02:20:40]  more drink don't shit yourself $100 for Crohn's disease fund.
[02:20:50]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[02:20:53]  What are you talking about for Christ's sake?
[02:20:56]  All right.
[02:20:56]  I don't shit myself, all right?
[02:20:59]  I don't have to wear diapers.
[02:21:01]  Do I look like only use me blade or something?
[02:21:05]  I'm not wearing pampers out here, all right?
[02:21:08]  I'm a man.
[02:21:09]  I got a strong prostate and a strong stinker, all right?
[02:21:12]  The sign on my ass says do not enter, all right?
[02:21:16]  All right, that's why, you know, I don't have a prolapsed anus, and you know, I can hold whatever I got to hold in, all right?
[02:21:23]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:21:25]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:21:28]  I'm just saying.
[02:21:31]  And hey, I see Liz Porter in the chat room there.
[02:21:34]  Is that the Liz Porter everybody's talking about?
[02:21:37]  Is that the Liz Porter everybody's talking about?
[02:21:40]  Why is everybody hating on Liz Porter?
[02:21:41]  Is she some spastic, feminist, bulldyke, muffdiving piece of low-grade liberal trash?
[02:21:47]  Because if that's the case, what are you doing here, Liz Porter?
[02:21:51]  What are you doing?
[02:21:53]  You might have my bitch, but you don't have my legs.
[02:21:57]  Here, have another $5 bitch.
[02:21:59]  That's a good little run.
[02:22:01]  I'd ask you to get it.
[02:22:03]  No, bitch!
[02:22:06]  Shut up!
[02:22:08]  GOT!
[02:22:09]  You're bitch, man!
[02:22:11]  You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom right now, man!
[02:22:16]  You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom right now, man!
[02:22:21]  So shut up.
[02:22:22]  Everybody in here, just shut the hell up, man.
[02:22:25]  Shut the hell up, and let me do my show.
[02:22:28]  All right, I'm a bad man.
[02:22:30]  Everybody's in.
[02:22:31]  Look at the fucking chat roll.
[02:22:32]  Oh, yeah, you think you're an internet tough guy, do you, ghost?
[02:22:36]  Hey, let me tell you something, you scumbags.
[02:22:39]  I could walk outside my door right now and clinch my fist and put them in my pocket, and I could be arrested for carrying lethal weapons, you son of a bitch.
[02:22:48]  I'm a dangerous man.
[02:22:50]  All right?
[02:22:52]  I'm a dangerous man.
[02:22:54]  I get into bar brawls for exercise.
[02:22:57]  All right?
[02:22:58]  I'm a dangerous man.
[02:23:01]  I'm a dangerous man.
[02:23:03]  And hey, Liz Porter, get in the damn fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich.
[02:23:08]  All right?
[02:23:09]  And if it's a good enough sandwich, maybe I'll give you a couple of I Turner backhands so I can show you how I care about you in a physical sort of way.
[02:23:18]  How do you like that, Liz Porter?
[02:23:20]  Give me a sandwich!
[02:23:23]  Have another $5, you fat, slovenly.
[02:23:26]  Shut up!
[02:23:27]  Shut up, ghost-sniffs, goat cheese.
[02:23:29]  Shove it up, your ass, man.
[02:23:32]  Remember, we own you.
[02:23:34]  Now be a good little woman and do as we say.
[02:23:36]  And get in the kitchen and make us a sandwich.
[02:23:38]  Shut up.
[02:23:39]  No.
[02:23:39]  No, shut up.
[02:23:40]  You're a little monkey.
[02:23:41]  You shut up, man.
[02:23:42]  I'm telling Liz Porter to get in the damn freaking kitchen, man.
[02:23:47]  Internet tough guy, meet me at the cul-de-sac outside your house.
[02:23:51]  I don't have a fucking cul-de-sac outside my house, you son of a bitch.
[02:23:56]  Liz is down with ghosts.
[02:23:58]  That's why they hate on her.
[02:23:59]  Oh, Liz is down with ghosts now.
[02:24:01]  Oh, now she's down with ghosts.
[02:24:03]  Well, she better be down with ghosts.
[02:24:05]  What kind of goddamn sandwich are you making, Liz?
[02:24:08]  All right?
[02:24:09]  What kind of damn sandwich are you making?
[02:24:11]  Because depending on what sandwich you're making will prove to me what kind of effort that you're going to put in to being down with ghosts over here.
[02:24:21]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:24:22]  All right.
[02:24:22]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:24:23]  Give me a goddamn drink.
[02:24:30]  If you can't keep it up, end the show, bitch.
[02:24:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:24:34]  Oh, yeah.
[02:24:34]  I'm not going to end the show.
[02:24:36]  Okay.
[02:24:36]  How about that?
[02:24:36]  I'm not going to end the damn show, you son of a bitch.
[02:24:40]  Stripler did 9-11 asshole.
[02:24:42]  Go shut up.
[02:24:43]  All right.
[02:24:43]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:24:45]  And why are people in the chat room calling me a sexist?
[02:24:49]  All right.
[02:24:49]  Why in the hell am I a sexist for Christ's sake, man?
[02:24:53]  I'm actually telling Liz Porter to go into a kitchen so she can get acquainted with some appliances and maybe some food spices so she can actually have a skill in life so that if the revolution comes or the end of the world comes, she'd be actually viable in a desolate Mad Max revolution style situation.
[02:25:14]  I mean, let's be honest.
[02:25:15]  Who's going to be more sought after in a post-apocalyptic world?
[02:25:20]  Who's going to be more sought after?
[02:25:21]  Some stupid dumb slut bag who knows all about women's studies and has got a PhD in women's studies and all that?
[02:25:28]  Or the woman who's been in the kitchen, understands how to mix spices, understands appliances, understands how to stretch meals.
[02:25:39]  I mean, come on.
[02:25:42]  Come on!
[02:25:45]  True misogynist ray.
[02:25:46]  How am I being a misogynist?
[02:25:49]  How am I being a misogynist for Christ's sake, man?
[02:25:53]  Aesthetic.
[02:25:53]  Hey, ghost, you like strategy games?
[02:25:56]  I'd like a game of Age of Empires.
[02:25:58]  By the way, everyone, I'm not a brony.
[02:26:01]  I already told Ghost in the inner circle.
[02:26:03]  All right.
[02:26:04]  Thank you, aesthetic.
[02:26:06]  Know some of you still get hot for it, but it's not the case.
[02:26:10]  Thank you, Aesthetic.
[02:26:11]  And I don't know about that game you just mentioned, man.
[02:26:14]  I hate, I'm not going to say that.
[02:26:17]  You don't have legs, you fucking monkey.
[02:26:19]  Real funny, you idiot, all right?
[02:26:21]  Real funny, all right?
[02:26:23]  I'd buy that.
[02:26:24]  Ghost my wife.
[02:26:25]  Shut the fuck up and make me dinner, you bitch ghost.
[02:26:28]  Shut up your ass, man.
[02:26:31]  Are you kidding me?
[02:26:33]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:26:35]  TN Apostle.
[02:26:36]  By the way, Springfield Armory.
[02:26:40]  40 more two kicks ass.
[02:26:42]  Love it.
[02:26:43]  Ain't America great?
[02:26:45]  At least we Donovan memes.
[02:26:49]  All right, man.
[02:26:50]  I don't even know if that's the real TN because you people are trolls.
[02:26:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:26:54]  You people are trolls.
[02:26:55]  I know that you act like other people and you try to be other people and all this other crap.
[02:27:01]  So anyway, look, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:27:03]  I'm going to take a break.
[02:27:04]  Okay.
[02:27:05]  I've been drinking beer up here.
[02:27:08]  Freaking beers all over the freaking place here for Christ's sake.
[02:27:11]  All right.
[02:27:12]  I need to drain the main vein.
[02:27:14]  I got to unload the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage for Christ's sake.
[02:27:20]  All right.
[02:27:20]  So anyway, listen.
[02:27:22]  Hold on.
[02:27:23]  I think I'm done.
[02:27:24]  I think.
[02:27:26]  Do I have any more beer?
[02:27:28]  I don't have any more beer.
[02:27:29]  Anyway, listen.
[02:27:32]  I'll be right back.
[02:27:33]  It's shut up.
[02:27:34]  I'm not a sexist.
[02:27:35]  Shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes, all right?
[02:27:41]  What is that?
[02:27:41]  Balls deep in ghosts' ground.
[02:27:44]  Yo, shut up!
[02:27:46]  Shut up and stop talking to me in emojis, you son of a bitch.
[02:27:51]  All right, listen, I'm going to go and I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you people wish you had.
[02:27:59]  And when I come back, I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the marijuana.
[02:28:07]  And then I guess we'll get to some chat room shout outs and radio graffiti and yada yada yada.
[02:28:14]  Okay, so don't go anywhere.
[02:28:17]  Okay, what I'm going to play is the intro music to this broadcast.
[02:28:21]  The intro music.
[02:28:22]  What is this?
[02:28:26]  RIP Morton Lindbergh, the creator of, ah, shut up.
[02:28:31]  Who cares?
[02:28:32]  All right.
[02:28:33]  Press B to bitch slap ghost, you son of a bitch.
[02:28:37]  You wouldn't dare bitch slap me, you son of a bitch.
[02:28:40]  I guarantee you.
[02:28:42]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[02:28:44]  All right.
[02:28:46]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[02:28:47]  I got about a fucking 300-gallon drum of whoop ass, and I'll pour it all over you, and you wouldn't know what to do like it ain't shit.
[02:28:55]  All right.
[02:28:56]  So sit there and shut up.
[02:28:58]  I got to go drain the main vein.
[02:28:59]  All right.
[02:29:00]  I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[02:29:04]  So sit there, shut up.
[02:29:07]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:29:08]  I'm going to put the music that I put on at the beginning of the broadcast.
[02:29:11]  It's called Insanity Control.
[02:29:15]  It's called Insanity Control.
[02:29:17]  It is a royalty-free Free heavy metal music track on YouTube.
[02:29:22]  All right, and much props to the guy who hooked that up because we need more stuff like this for content creators.
[02:29:28]  That's why I'm giving them the credit.
[02:29:30]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:29:31]  When I come back, we're going to do some chat room shout outs.
[02:29:34]  We're going to do radio graffiti.
[02:29:36]  I'm going to break into the wacky tobaki so we can finally conclude this goddamn episode 38 that of course you fucking trolls have made a mockery of man.
[02:29:46]  You've made a mockery of it.
[02:29:49]  So while i'm away and you're listening to Insanity Control, you can, all you know, whack your bacon bit written little uh boy pussies off, because I know i've got 99.5 percent males.
[02:30:01]  All right, you could stick large pieces of furniture up your anal passage, thinking about my 15 and a half inch John Home sausage.
[02:30:09]  All right, and I guarantee you right now, if you are listening to this show within the vicinity of a woman, all right, even if she's in the next room.
[02:30:17]  I guarantee you, I guarantee it, that the women that are listening within the vicinity of my show are in complete fucking awe.
[02:30:30]  In complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that i'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
[02:30:41]  So I guarantee, if you're living with your mammy and you've got this playing over your speakers, I guarantee you your mammy is whacking her clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
[02:30:51]  I guarantee it boy, I guarantee it.
[02:30:55]  What do you want?
[02:30:55]  Moon man, sicker than your average knicker killer twist Nick Curse, heads off.
[02:31:02]  Chicken wing eating players.
[02:31:04]  Triple k Hooligan dead.
[02:31:06]  Right, if they are right.
[02:31:08]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:31:10]  Shut up, moon man.
[02:31:12]  I'm gonna be right back.
[02:31:13]  All right, go ahead and put on the insanity.
[02:31:16]  Control folks, or engineer, for the folks, i'll be right back.
[02:31:20]  You got it engineer, right?
[02:31:25]  All right, i'll be right back.
[02:31:26]  Don't go anywhere, all right, count the bacon bits that are in your fuzz hole and i'll be right back.
[02:31:32]  Take me out engineer, I gotta go.
[02:31:34]  I gotta go.
[02:31:34]  Drain the main vein, the 15 and a half inch John Home sausage that these freaks have wet dreams about.
[02:31:40]  Take me out, engineer.
[02:31:41]  I'm not even joking.
[02:32:06]  She's 100% great, 100% conservative and 100% 100% slag-boa
[02:35:29]  And all you idiots in the chat room that are trying to tell the engineer to go rogue, go shove it up your ass, man.

=== Engineer Under Fire From Chat (13:34) ===

[02:35:37]  I mean, leave the engineer alone for Christ's sake, man.
[02:35:41]  He's just trying to do his job.
[02:35:42]  Do you want engineer to be fired for Christ's sake, man?
[02:35:46]  So shut up and hamster rides, go fuck yourself, man.
[02:35:50]  Piece of crap.
[02:35:51]  Oh my god, there.
[02:35:53]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:35:56]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:36:01]  Damn right.
[02:36:04]  Damn right for Christ's sake, man.
[02:36:07]  Here's TN Apostle, man.
[02:36:10]  It was me.
[02:36:11]  Speed text fail meant to say, Springfield XD40 kicks ass.
[02:36:17]  America number one.
[02:36:18]  At least we don't ban memes.
[02:36:20]  You're damn right.
[02:36:21]  We don't ban memes in America, baby.
[02:36:24]  All right.
[02:36:24]  Keep on rocking in the meme world.
[02:36:28]  Yeah, huh?
[02:36:30]  Keep on rocking in the meme world.
[02:36:35]  You're damn right.
[02:36:35]  Get some beer here.
[02:36:37]  You're goddamn right, man.
[02:36:39]  Anyway, here.
[02:36:43]  All right.
[02:36:43]  Let's go ahead and pour that beer up in there.
[02:36:47]  And like I said before, I took a break.
[02:36:51]  Let's go ahead and break out the wacky tobacco.
[02:36:54]  Where is it?
[02:36:55]  For Christ.
[02:36:55]  I just got a new bag.
[02:36:56]  Where the fuck is it?
[02:36:57]  Now, here it is.
[02:36:57]  All right.
[02:36:58]  I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco.
[02:37:00]  All right.
[02:37:01]  I just got a new bag from the Mexican kid that I hook up this, you know, tetrahydrocannabinol from.
[02:37:07]  He's a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
[02:37:12]  All right.
[02:37:12]  He gave me some new stuff.
[02:37:14]  This is called Dragon Schlong.
[02:37:16]  All right.
[02:37:17]  So we shall see what this is.
[02:37:18]  Mark Levine.
[02:37:20]  Stop ripping me off, Goy Hambone.
[02:37:22]  Also, please pre-order my new book, Unfreedom of the Cross.
[02:37:25]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:37:26]  You've been ripping me off too, Mark Levin.
[02:37:28]  All right.
[02:37:30]  There's Devil Schlong here.
[02:37:33]  It's called Devil Something Else.
[02:37:34]  I'm not going to say it.
[02:37:35]  I'm not.
[02:37:36]  Because then you idiots are going to say, hey, you see, Ghost, you're gay.
[02:37:44]  And I'm not gay, you assholes.
[02:37:47]  All right.
[02:37:48]  Where's my smoking devices?
[02:37:50]  All right.
[02:37:51]  All right.
[02:37:52]  Yeah, where's some smoking devices?
[02:37:55]  All right.
[02:37:55]  Now, here it is.
[02:37:56]  All right.
[02:37:58]  Let me go ahead and load this bowl here.
[02:38:00]  Okay.
[02:38:00]  Now, for you folks that are asking, hey, ghost, you're in Texas.
[02:38:04]  Weed's not legal in Texas.
[02:38:06]  I know this.
[02:38:07]  Okay.
[02:38:08]  That's why I'm self-medicating myself.
[02:38:10]  I want to reiterate this.
[02:38:12]  I am self-medicating.
[02:38:14]  Okay.
[02:38:15]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:38:16]  All right.
[02:38:17]  And shut up in the chat room.
[02:38:18]  I'm not gay, you idiot.
[02:38:20]  Shut up.
[02:38:20]  All right.
[02:38:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:24]  All right.
[02:38:25]  Let me load this goddamn bowl, man.
[02:38:26]  You know, pack that bowl.
[02:38:28]  That's what you're supposed to do.
[02:38:29]  Pack it up.
[02:38:30]  Pack it up.
[02:38:31]  Pack that bowl up, baby.
[02:38:33]  All right.
[02:38:34]  You damn right.
[02:38:35]  And you're damn right.
[02:38:36]  I'm smoking the devil's lettuce.
[02:38:39]  I'm smoking the reefer, the pot, the merit.
[02:38:42]  Technical difficulties again.
[02:38:43]  For Christ's sake, what the hell's going on here?
[02:38:46]  What happened?
[02:38:49]  What happened?
[02:38:51]  Am I offline?
[02:38:52]  How the hell am I offline?
[02:38:54]  How the hell is that?
[02:38:56]  Why?
[02:38:56]  Why is that happening, engineer?
[02:38:59]  Why is this happening?
[02:39:00]  Every time, every goddamn time, I try to put out the wacky tobacco for Christ's sake.
[02:39:08]  All of a sudden, we got a goddamn situation where we're offline.
[02:39:18]  Ghost knows about packing, packing that fudge.
[02:39:21]  Just shut up, all right?
[02:39:23]  Just shut up.
[02:39:26]  Pipes equals oral fixation.
[02:39:29]  You son of a bitch.
[02:39:30]  What are you talking about, man?
[02:39:32]  I'm getting a little bit of inebriation here for Christ's sake.
[02:39:36]  What's going on?
[02:39:39]  Why am I offline?
[02:39:40]  Am I still offline for Christ's sake?
[02:39:43]  Come on.
[02:39:45]  Come on.
[02:39:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:39:52]  Toking, Andy.
[02:39:53]  Look, don't call me an Andy, you son of a bitch.
[02:39:56]  Take that fucking CX crap and shove it up your ass, please.
[02:39:59]  All right?
[02:40:00]  Please take that CX crap and shove it up your ass.
[02:40:04]  Jesus Christ, now you're making me belch.
[02:40:07]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
[02:40:12]  Are we back here?
[02:40:13]  Are we back?
[02:40:14]  Testies.
[02:40:16]  Testies one, two.
[02:40:19]  Testes one, two, three.
[02:40:23]  Are we online again?
[02:40:25]  I guess we're online for Christ's sake.
[02:40:27]  All right.
[02:40:28]  All right.
[02:40:28]  Let's go ahead.
[02:40:30]  And I've loaded this nice pack bowl.
[02:40:33]  Let's go ahead and smoke it.
[02:40:36]  Let's smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:40:41]  And that's what we're going to do.
[02:40:42]  All right.
[02:40:42]  That's what we're going to do.
[02:40:44]  And by the way, Bic Lighters, step your game up and step your chain up, please, man.
[02:40:49]  All right.
[02:40:50]  Anyway, and shut up, you people in the chat room.
[02:40:53]  I'm not an addict.
[02:40:56]  You understand that?
[02:40:58]  I'm not an addict, son of a bitch.
[02:41:04]  All right, here we go.
[02:41:06]  Go ahead and smoke this.
[02:41:08]  What is this?
[02:41:09]  Dragon cot.
[02:41:10]  Quit packing your corner candy asshole with dragon cock.
[02:41:13]  Shove it up, your ass, man.
[02:41:15]  Stop trying to harsh my mellow.
[02:41:17]  How about that?
[02:41:19]  I'm about ready to consume some devil's lettuce in this asshole.
[02:41:24]  What is this?
[02:41:25]  Still haven't fixed that cheap ass internet of yours, huh?
[02:41:28]  You cheap piece of shit.
[02:41:30]  Here I have another $5 to help fix your Obama internet.
[02:41:33]  Shut up!
[02:41:33]  I don't have an Obama internet!
[02:41:36]  You cheap bitch!
[02:41:38]  You fucking idiot, man!
[02:41:39]  I've got your bitch!
[02:41:43]  You understand that?
[02:41:45]  I've got your bitch!
[02:41:52]  So shut up!
[02:41:53]  I don't have a goddamn Obama connection, you son of a bitch, all right?
[02:41:57]  I don't have a goddamn Obama connection.
[02:42:00]  So shut up.
[02:42:02]  And let me smoke my reefer.
[02:42:03]  I haven't even taken my first hit yet, man.
[02:42:05]  Stop harshing my mellow, you son of a bitch.
[02:42:10]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:42:12]  I'm not saying that name.
[02:42:14]  You're trying to say me.
[02:42:15]  You're trying to make me say some racist garbage.
[02:42:17]  I'm not saying that.
[02:42:21]  All right, take your first hit.
[02:42:23]  You got to hold it in.
[02:42:23]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[02:42:25]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[02:42:26]  You know, there's a lot of pussies that just inhale it, exhale it because they're pussies, man.
[02:42:31]  I let it hit the brain, man.
[02:42:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:52]  I don't know what it is, dude.
[02:42:54]  Every time I take a hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, man, it's like mucus wants to secrete out my orifices, and I got to get a tissue so I can blow my nose, man.
[02:43:05]  Here, get my tissue down.
[02:43:10]  I don't know what it is, man.
[02:43:14]  All right, I don't know what it is.
[02:43:20]  All right.
[02:43:23]  All right, that's better.
[02:43:25]  That's better.
[02:43:25]  You got my bitch.
[02:43:27]  You might have my bitch, but you don't have a good internet connection.
[02:43:30]  Here's another $5 to help you get up.
[02:43:34]  You son of a bitch.
[02:43:35]  I got a great internet connection.
[02:43:37]  Just shut the hell up.
[02:43:40]  Just shut up, okay?
[02:43:42]  Let me just let me consume some tetrahydrocannabinol and some beer, man.
[02:43:48]  How about that, man?
[02:43:52]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:44:02]  Let's take another hit, man.
[02:44:04]  I just, I'm not getting, you know, I'm not getting drunk enough.
[02:44:07]  I'm not getting high enough.
[02:44:09]  And you people continue to troll and You're like a bad cape.
[02:44:19]  Just like a fucking bad case of herpes, man.
[02:44:21]  You never really go away, don't you, you fucking trolls.
[02:44:25]  Huh?
[02:44:26]  You never really go away, man.
[02:44:29]  Just give me another fucking smoke, man.
[02:44:39]  Buy that $10.
[02:44:47]  No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[02:44:54]  Oh, shit.
[02:44:57]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:45:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:21]  All right.
[02:45:22]  That's my second hit of the reefer, man.
[02:45:29]  Let me catch my breath, man.
[02:45:30]  It takes my breath out.
[02:45:32]  When you hold it, it'll let it hit the brain, man, you know?
[02:45:39]  Oh, God.
[02:45:44]  All right.
[02:45:46]  All right.
[02:45:49]  Let's take one more hit.
[02:45:51]  And once I take that hit, you know what?
[02:45:54]  Let me just sprinkle a couple more flakes on the bowl, man.
[02:45:56]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:58]  You know, call me whatever you want to call me, man.
[02:46:01]  I think that there is no better feeling in the world than getting a little buzzed on some ghost's gad reflex.
[02:46:10]  Bitch can't go deep.
[02:46:12]  Gotta throw her away.
[02:46:16]  Man, go shove it up your ass, man.
[02:46:18]  All right.
[02:46:21]  You see, you're making me belch, man.
[02:46:25]  Let me throw a couple of flakes on this, and then we'll take this last hit, all right?
[02:46:29]  And shut up.
[02:46:29]  I'm not a pothead, man.
[02:46:31]  I'm not a pothead.
[02:46:34]  As a matter of fact, I could consider myself a little bit of a connoisseur when it comes to a pot.
[02:46:40]  You know, I kind of make sure to have different variants.
[02:46:44]  You know, this is a dragon slong or penis or whatever it is.
[02:46:50]  So I take a lot of different variants of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:46:56]  You know, I'm not some fucking, I'm not some guy that's out here doing something bad over here.
[02:47:02]  All right.
[02:47:03]  Just sit there and shut up.
[02:47:04]  All right.
[02:47:07]  All right.
[02:47:08]  One more hit.
[02:47:12]  And you know I'm the shit.
[02:47:13]  One more hit.
[02:47:14]  One more hit.
[02:47:16]  What the hell is this?
[02:47:18]  Baby Alfie Ghost has baby boy.
[02:47:22]  Shut up, you idiot.
[02:47:23]  All right.
[02:47:23]  Shut up.
[02:47:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:47:26]  Yeah, cock, cuck.
[02:47:29]  Shut up, all right?
[02:47:31]  Cock connoisseur, you idiot.
[02:47:33]  Yeah, I'm sure that's what your mama was, right?
[02:47:36]  There you settle it.
[02:47:37]  Look, shut up.
[02:47:38]  I'm not sinking to your level.
[02:47:39]  All right.
[02:47:41]  I'm not sinking to your level.
[02:47:44]  This fucking Bick Lighter, man.
[02:47:50]  Oh, yeah, that's it.
[02:48:06]  All right.
[02:48:06]  Oh, yeah.
[02:48:07]  That one right there.
[02:48:08]  That one got me, man.
[02:48:12]  Oh, man.
[02:48:14]  Jesus.
[02:48:15]  Fucking.
[02:48:16]  Oh, man.
[02:48:18]  Oh, man.
[02:48:19]  That right there got me, man.
[02:48:21]  Oh, man.
[02:48:23]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
[02:48:26]  Oh, yeah.
[02:48:27]  Lucifer.
[02:48:28]  Ghost, Liz Porter as my bitch.
[02:48:31]  Don't fuck with my bitch.
[02:48:32]  And to all you virgin incels in the chat, you only wish you were married to such an awesome conservative woman as my main squeeze, Liz.
[02:48:40]  We both voted for God Emperor Trump right away.
[02:48:43]  Cheers, ghost.
[02:48:46]  Lucifer told you all about it, bro.
[02:48:49]  Ghost is a degenerate.
[02:48:50]  How am I a degenerate?
[02:48:51]  I'm not a degenerate man.
[02:48:53]  How am I a degenerate?
[02:48:54]  Because I'm doing this in my own home.
[02:48:57]  We stand taller than you because you're in a wheelchair.
[02:49:00]  I just shut up, asshole, about the fucking wheelchair, man.
[02:49:04]  Shut up.
[02:49:06]  Oh, here's Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[02:49:07]  I want to say two things.
[02:49:09]  Your weed tolerance has gotten really high.

=== Virgin Incels And Liz Porter (03:11) ===

[02:49:12]  You take more and more hits per show now.
[02:49:14]  You're damn right.
[02:49:15]  Secondly, I never said Earth was pear-shaped.
[02:49:17]  I said it was a damn damn damn thing.
[02:49:18]  You did, you idiot.
[02:49:19]  Which it is.
[02:49:21]  Pick yourself up, ghost.
[02:49:22]  You fucking said that the damn earth was pear-shaped, you moron.
[02:49:28]  Shut up, Neil deGrasse Tyson, you affirmative action scientist.
[02:49:32]  Here, man, look, I don't want to do this.
[02:49:35]  I'm already high.
[02:49:36]  I'm drinking here.
[02:49:39]  I don't want to.
[02:49:40]  I'm done with debates.
[02:49:41]  All right.
[02:49:42]  beyond that you people have already you know extended my patience to the point where i'm not even i'm i'm i'm in a i'm in a zone now All right.
[02:49:52]  I'm in a damn zone.
[02:49:53]  All right.
[02:49:54]  I'm in a zone, man.
[02:49:58]  So that's just the way it is.
[02:50:00]  All right.
[02:50:00]  Just shut up.
[02:50:04]  All right.
[02:50:05]  Let's go ahead.
[02:50:06]  I guess.
[02:50:08]  What am I doing here, man?
[02:50:09]  It's like two hours and 50 minutes that I've been on this broadcast.
[02:50:13]  What am I supposed to do, engineer?
[02:50:15]  Seriously, what am I supposed to do?
[02:50:21]  So I guess I guess I'm supposed to do some kind of interaction with you fucking people because, you know, I want to be honest with you, man.
[02:50:32]  I don't know.
[02:50:35]  Anybody who observes this show is probably like, I don't get it.
[02:50:40]  You know, the fucking trolls, they want to see Ghost Dead.
[02:50:44]  They talk about his family.
[02:50:46]  They review gay bathhouses and his name and all this other crap.
[02:50:52]  And I just, I don't, I don't get it, man.
[02:50:55]  I don't get it.
[02:50:56]  I don't know what's going on.
[02:50:58]  I don't get, I don't know, man.
[02:51:00]  I mean, I guess maybe I'm a boomer, right?
[02:51:02]  I'm a boomer, and I still think that we have feelings and shit, right?
[02:51:06]  You know what I mean?
[02:51:08]  I still think we have feelings.
[02:51:10]  Like, you know, like, you know, hey, dude, it's just peace on earth, dude.
[02:51:14]  Everything's going to be all right, man.
[02:51:16]  We don't need to be answering to the man, man.
[02:51:19]  We can do it, man.
[02:51:20]  We can do it with each other, you know?
[02:51:23]  So I have no idea, man.
[02:51:25]  Anyway, let me take one more sip of this for Christ's sake.
[02:51:30]  That's not my real voice, you idiot.
[02:51:32]  Oh, yeah, dude.
[02:51:33]  That's my real voice.
[02:51:35]  That's what we do.
[02:51:36]  And they're just like, yeah, you know, shut up.
[02:51:46]  Right.
[02:51:47]  All right, man.
[02:51:48]  I can't believe that.
[02:51:49]  You know, Every time I do this show, I pre-plan for this show.
[02:51:54]  I want to be completely honest with you.
[02:51:56]  I mean, I got freaking production notes freaking right here.
[02:52:00]  All right.
[02:52:02]  And it's like, it's.
[02:52:05]  Smoke meth.
[02:52:06]  I'm not.
[02:52:07]  Are you kidding me?
[02:52:08]  I'm not going to ever smoke that.
[02:52:10]  Anybody who smokes meth is an idiot.
[02:52:13]  All right.
[02:52:14]  Anybody who does cocaine is an idiot.
[02:52:17]  All right.
[02:52:17]  Anybody who does any of that weird narcotic stuff is an idiot.
[02:52:21]  Now, I do want to be honest.

=== Magic Mushroom Hallucinations (03:33) ===

[02:52:23]  I want to take the magic mushroom.
[02:52:27]  You know, the kind of mushroom that like the Mario Brothers, you know, you know how Mario Brothers, how convenient it's a mushroom when you take it, you grow bigger.
[02:52:35]  Anyway, I want to take that mushroom, dude.
[02:52:37]  And I want to take it with some people so we can have like a collective psychedelic experience.
[02:52:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:46]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:52:47]  I want to take the mushroom that, you know what, the mushroom in the Mario Brothers.
[02:52:53]  I want to take that, man.
[02:52:54]  I want to take that.
[02:52:56]  And I want to take that with some people so we can have like a collective hallucinogenic experience, you know, and we can, you know, I don't know.
[02:53:04]  I've never done it.
[02:53:05]  I've heard about it.
[02:53:07]  I've never done it.
[02:53:08]  Okay.
[02:53:09]  And another thing I'd like to do is take peyote.
[02:53:12]  You ever heard of peyote, the peyote cactus?
[02:53:15]  The Indians do peyote.
[02:53:18]  And you smoke it, of course.
[02:53:21]  And what that's supposed to do is that's supposed to make you talk to the gods.
[02:53:26]  So you'll be able to like do what the Indians do and like talk to the god of this and talk to the god of that.
[02:53:33]  And I don't mind talking to the gods, man.
[02:53:39]  I'm, you know, I'm kind of, I'm kind of ready to go there.
[02:53:42]  I've always been scared to go there all my life, but now I think I'm ready to go.
[02:53:46]  I think I'm ready to go there.
[02:53:49]  I think I'm ready to go there.
[02:53:50]  I think I'm ready to like open up the pineal gland.
[02:53:53]  You know the pineal gland, the acorn, acorn, or not the acorn, the what the fuck's it called?
[02:54:03]  The pine cone.
[02:54:04]  Excuse me, the fucking acorn.
[02:54:09]  The pine cone.
[02:54:10]  Okay, the pine cone.
[02:54:13]  Okay?
[02:54:14]  Peyote legal in Nevada on reservation.
[02:54:18]  I don't want to go to an Indian reservation, dude.
[02:54:20]  Are you kidding me?
[02:54:22]  I wouldn't step foot on an Indian reservation.
[02:54:25]  You know, you could get like gang raped by a bunch of chief slapahos in an Indian reservation.
[02:54:31]  There's nothing you can do about it because, you know, they have their own sovereignty.
[02:54:36]  They have their own laws, etc.
[02:54:38]  So I don't know if I'll do that.
[02:54:39]  But either way, Peyote is what I want to try so I can talk to the gods.
[02:54:45]  You know?
[02:54:46]  You know, I have a fire going.
[02:54:48]  Oh, I don't want to do it in the desert.
[02:54:49]  You know, in the desert, and have a fire.
[02:54:52]  Hey, yeah.
[02:54:56]  I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
[02:54:57]  And I want to open up the pineal gland, the pineal gland, the pine cone of your head.
[02:55:03]  The pine cone of your head.
[02:55:08]  I'm just saying.
[02:55:09]  Anyway, look up the pine cone.
[02:55:16]  I'm just saying.
[02:55:17]  All right, let's go ahead and get to, I guess, well, I guess we'll get to chat room shout-outs.
[02:55:25]  All right.
[02:55:27]  Chat room shout-outs.
[02:55:28]  All you got to do is just type up and I'll see if I get to you.
[02:55:32]  All right, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout outs.
[02:55:35]  Right now!
[02:55:38]  All right, we got Orange Game Cinema, Captain Knuckles, Paul Not Walking, Archive Channel, that Fruity Bastard Hamster rides.
[02:55:50]  We've got Night Prowler, Danger Dan, Aesthetic, Filthy Heretic.

=== Chat Room Shout Outs List (12:03) ===

[02:55:57]  Debate you about what, you idiot.
[02:56:00]  You said, hey, dude, I'm an anarchist and I want to debate you.
[02:56:04]  So I said, okay, go ahead.
[02:56:06]  You got the floor.
[02:56:07]  And the first thing you said was, well, I don't have to prove anything to you.
[02:56:11]  You got to prove something to me.
[02:56:16]  I mean, what are you, Ocasio-Cortez, you fucking idiot?
[02:56:19]  All right.
[02:56:20]  Anyway, filthy heretic.
[02:56:22]  You're an idiot.
[02:56:23]  Baby Alfie, Edgy Bra, Sonic the Hedgehog of the House, Cass Hole, Dynamo Savage, Braun Tonosaurus, Blowjob, Tiger, Tiger Upper Gunt.
[02:56:38]  And there's Weena.
[02:56:39]  Is that the real Weena?
[02:56:41]  Because there's like a troll Weena.
[02:56:42]  Weena!
[02:56:44]  We got Ann and Noel, Bob Tom, Warrisy Game Clips, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[02:56:52]  I know you, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
[02:56:54]  I know what you're about, for Christ's sake.
[02:56:56]  I don't even know if you're a girl.
[02:56:58]  Dead Opossum, Nova Sparks, a friendly medic, Flamin' Creations in the place.
[02:57:07]  I am Smoke King Chris.
[02:57:10]  I'm not saying that.
[02:57:11]  Tijuana genius in the place.
[02:57:15]  Who else do we have here?
[02:57:17]  We got Frostfire Potato, Twitch Dova Dude, Friendly Medic.
[02:57:24]  We've got, I'm not going to say that name for Christ's sake.
[02:57:27]  Pissing in the dime bag.
[02:57:29]  Shut up, asshole.
[02:57:31]  Friendly Schoona Dealer, Danger Dan, Jesse Smellett with a meat wallet.
[02:57:39]  Okay.
[02:57:40]  Gizmo246, Jackler.
[02:57:43]  You asshole, Jackler.
[02:57:45]  Go jack yourself off, you Justin Bieber feet sucking longhead-loving scumbag.
[02:57:52]  Odd Eyes Magician.
[02:57:54]  You know, Odd Eyes.
[02:57:55]  I don't even know if you're even on my team.
[02:57:56]  I think you're a fucking troll piece of crap.
[02:57:59]  Bo Sephus, Houston and Flago.
[02:58:02]  Real funny, you idiot.
[02:58:03]  Bob Tom, Rick Hoover.
[02:58:06]  Here's Puka Dude.
[02:58:07]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:58:09]  Black Frost.
[02:58:11]  Professor Fennec.
[02:58:14]  Anthony J, the deplorable troll.
[02:58:17]  We've got Spermy.
[02:58:19]  Spermy the cat.
[02:58:22]  Get Spermi's ass out of here.
[02:58:24]  I thought we kicked this idiot out, man.
[02:58:27]  Keem Scarce, Sneakiest Chameleon.
[02:58:33]  The Scatman, this son of a bitch.
[02:58:35]  Elron 501ST, Scrooge, Erica Duz, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade, Fish Center fan, King Capitalist, Bonda.
[02:58:51]  The weed is making me gay.
[02:58:55]  Fuck you, you idiot.
[02:58:57]  Kick this idiot out.
[02:58:58]  Kick him out, engineer.
[02:59:00]  I'm not even joke.
[02:59:00]  Kick that.
[02:59:02]  Remove that idiot.
[02:59:04]  Remove him.
[02:59:06]  Deweed's making me gay.
[02:59:08]  Oh, fuck yourself, man.
[02:59:10]  And of course, here's the meme magician, Daddy Poon, Daddy Poon.
[02:59:17]  Jesus.
[02:59:18]  Train Lover 567.
[02:59:20]  Guillotine Fist TW.
[02:59:23]  Scoot TM, Stormy Dash, Russell B. Cook, Holy Stars, Herbert the Per.
[02:59:32]  Yeah, shut up.
[02:59:33]  Ghost Likes Trans.
[02:59:35]  Shut up.
[02:59:37]  Dial GA8643.
[02:59:41]  Marks Jester, the American, budget gamer, Big Steve, Thumb Muck.
[02:59:49]  God shit.
[02:59:51]  Just shut up, Kweef Connoisseur.
[02:59:53]  You're an idiot.
[02:59:54]  Who else we got here?
[02:59:55]  God damn it.
[02:59:56]  We lost our place.
[02:59:57]  God damn it, asshole.
[03:00:00]  Let me see.
[03:00:01]  I'm only going to take a couple more because you people are idiots.
[03:00:03]  We got Triplication.
[03:00:08]  We've got Clover.
[03:00:11]  We've got the Nutsack Parachute.
[03:00:14]  You're an idiot.
[03:00:15]  You're an asshole.
[03:00:16]  We got the Rose, Hybrid J, Zesty Mordant, Zam City.
[03:00:25]  Who else we got?
[03:00:26]  We got Blucifer Brony, really idiot.
[03:00:28]  Stupid idiot.
[03:00:30]  Jesko Glubny, Blake, Christina Cyrax.
[03:00:36]  We got, I've already said that, man.
[03:00:39]  Richard Richindollar.
[03:00:42]  What the fuck does that mean?
[03:00:44]  We've got the next one, Lightning Note.
[03:00:50]  I saw what you did, Lightning Note, in your fucking little clip fucking series, man.
[03:00:55]  Stop making me look like an idiot with these fucking images, man.
[03:01:01]  We got John Doe.
[03:01:03]  We got Taken Champion 101.
[03:01:07]  We got you anti-hero, whatever the hell that means.
[03:01:13]  I am the anti-hero.
[03:01:14]  I just want to let everybody know that.
[03:01:15]  The Pie Master 219.
[03:01:20]  Grun Salpa.
[03:01:22]  Holy Stars.
[03:01:23]  LeVon Media.
[03:01:26]  We've got.
[03:01:28]  All right.
[03:01:29]  I think we've already said all these.
[03:01:32]  RS Matrix.
[03:01:35]  Who else we got here?
[03:01:37]  I think we're done.
[03:01:38]  I'm looking at all these names.
[03:01:39]  You already said all these names, man.
[03:01:41]  The Duccinator.
[03:01:43]  I don't know who the fuck that is.
[03:01:45]  Frosty.
[03:01:46]  Hey, what's going on to Frosty?
[03:01:49]  Bozo the Tard.
[03:01:53]  Mr. Repos.
[03:01:56]  G Snoozer 2.
[03:01:59]  Who else we got here?
[03:02:00]  For heaven's sake, man.
[03:02:05]  Teutonic Bone, really asshole.
[03:02:07]  Dire Gryphon.
[03:02:11]  Fight me, Texan bitch.
[03:02:12]  Real funny, you idiot.
[03:02:14]  Dark Blitz Frenzy.
[03:02:16]  There's Liz Porter.
[03:02:18]  What's going on with Liz Porter?
[03:02:20]  What's up with Liz Proller?
[03:02:22]  Prolapse or whatever her name is.
[03:02:24]  What's up with that?
[03:02:26]  Wilmore Rolf.
[03:02:28]  What's going on, Wilmore Rolf, man?
[03:02:30]  I've seen you, man.
[03:02:30]  Mr. BNK in the house.
[03:02:33]  Cheers to the dude, man.
[03:02:35]  Ghostum Hussein.
[03:02:37]  All right.
[03:02:38]  That's enough.
[03:02:39]  All right.
[03:02:40]  Olive Yaksloff.
[03:02:43]  You're a Ruski, man.
[03:02:44]  Get out of here.
[03:02:46]  Probably working for the goddamn Ruskies now.
[03:02:50]  All right.
[03:02:51]  That's enough.
[03:02:52]  All right.
[03:02:53]  That's enough.
[03:02:54]  All right.
[03:02:54]  I've had enough of these goddamn chat room shout outs.
[03:03:00]  All right.
[03:03:03]  Three hours and three minutes that I've been doing this damn broadcast here.
[03:03:09]  And I want to be honest with you, man.
[03:03:12]  The only way I can do this, you understand that I get drunk.
[03:03:16]  I consume copious amounts of alcohol so I can palette this whatever.
[03:03:25]  You know?
[03:03:27]  Hey, dear Freckles suggests, what's up, dear Freckles?
[03:03:30]  How you doing, man?
[03:03:31]  Koyger.
[03:03:33]  What's going on, Coaver?
[03:03:34]  I'm looking at Buster.
[03:03:35]  How you doing, man?
[03:03:36]  Buster's good, man.
[03:03:37]  What's going on, Buster?
[03:03:39]  All right.
[03:03:40]  Danger Dan.
[03:03:43]  All right, all right, that's cool, man.
[03:03:45]  What color is an orange?
[03:03:49]  Just shut up.
[03:03:51]  Hold on.
[03:03:52]  Benchito Trompolini.
[03:03:56]  Are you fucking joking?
[03:03:57]  Realm Holder?
[03:04:00]  Red Pill, what's going on?
[03:04:02]  Red Pill, man.
[03:04:02]  The Deployable Troll.
[03:04:03]  I'm not an alcoholic, man.
[03:04:06]  Bocephus.
[03:04:08]  I'm just looking on the chat.
[03:04:10]  I always pay attention to the chat, man.
[03:04:12]  Alexander, not so great, man.
[03:04:15]  Shut up, idiot.
[03:04:16]  You don't know history from your ass from your elbow.
[03:04:19]  What's up, Holden Capitalist, baby?
[03:04:20]  I know Holden Capitalist.
[03:04:24]  Giraffe Anus.
[03:04:25]  Hey, Giraffe Anus.
[03:04:27]  I don't like how you're going into the comment section and trying to start drama with people.
[03:04:31]  You're a goddamn piece of crap.
[03:04:33]  You keep doing that.
[03:04:35]  You're out of here.
[03:04:36]  You understand that, you piece of crap?
[03:04:39]  You're out of here.
[03:04:41]  Anyway, who else we got here?
[03:04:43]  We got, I already said Jackler and Don Spew.
[03:04:47]  There's Prince.
[03:04:48]  What's going on?
[03:04:52]  Your friendly Skooma dealer, thugging centipede.
[03:04:57]  All right.
[03:04:58]  All right.
[03:04:58]  That's enough, man.
[03:04:59]  Jesus Christ.
[03:05:00]  Black Frost.
[03:05:01]  I've seen that.
[03:05:06]  Hey, Captain Desi is in the place.
[03:05:08]  What's up to Cal Captain Desi?
[03:05:10]  Jelly Croissant.
[03:05:12]  Rick Hoover.
[03:05:13]  Man, we got a lot of people up in here tonight, huh?
[03:05:16]  All right, we got a lot of people, man.
[03:05:19]  Boogeyman, what's going on to Boogeyman?
[03:05:21]  I know Boogeyman, baby.
[03:05:22]  Good to see you.
[03:05:25]  The Poco Kitty.
[03:05:28]  Monarch in the house.
[03:05:30]  Yeah, a lot of people, man.
[03:05:31]  A lot of fucking people up in here, man.
[03:05:33]  Mario Sonic boss.
[03:05:37]  Jesus Christ.
[03:05:39]  XU God X2012.
[03:05:43]  And there's Boat.
[03:05:44]  What's going on to Boat, man?
[03:05:47]  Come on here.
[03:05:48]  Here, I'm giving you my hand of friendship with a glove on it, man.
[03:05:53]  All right, don't slice it or pretend you're slicing your whatever.
[03:05:56]  PSN Parker Place.
[03:05:58]  Tranny Templeton Sanders, really, you idiot.
[03:06:04]  Load up the Pookie Engineer, whatever the hell that means.
[03:06:06]  Action Capitalist.
[03:06:09]  Texas Gas Chambers in Houston.
[03:06:11]  What the fuck does that mean, man?
[03:06:14]  Vigilant Sticklers.
[03:06:17]  Jesus Christ.
[03:06:20]  The shit posting king.
[03:06:23]  All right.
[03:06:23]  All right.
[03:06:24]  Sandman 815.
[03:06:26]  All right.
[03:06:27]  We get it for Christ's sake, man.
[03:06:29]  These dumbass names make me want to drain the John Holmes sausage again.
[03:06:35]  You know that?
[03:06:36]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[03:06:38]  I'm just, I'm sitting over here.
[03:06:40]  I'm just, I don't know what's going on.
[03:06:42]  I'm drinking a lot.
[03:06:44]  There's a lot of beers all over this fucking place.
[03:06:47]  Beers all over the fucking place.
[03:06:50]  And I don't have a weak old bladder, you idiot.
[03:06:53]  You have to understand.
[03:06:54]  Listen, listen to me.
[03:06:55]  All right.
[03:06:56]  I've been around this earth a long time.
[03:06:59]  I know you young people think that, hey, Ghost, I'm going to have the strongest of bladders.
[03:07:04]  I'm going to have the most badass of bodies.
[03:07:13]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:16]  And by the way, I mean, you know, maybe it's not that I need to take, you know, drain the hunt.
[03:07:21]  Maybe I need a pinch of loaf.
[03:07:23]  You know, maybe I need a pinch of loaf.
[03:07:25]  Maybe I had some spaghetti.
[03:07:29]  Yeah.
[03:07:32]  Maybe I had some spaghetti.
[03:07:34]  And, you know, it's got all that meat sauce.
[03:07:36]  You know, Mrs. Ghost, she knows how to make spaghetti.
[03:07:39]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[03:07:40]  You autist and you would ass burgers kids would love this shit.
[03:07:46]  I mean, she makes it everything from scratch except for the noodles.
[03:07:52]  And the noodles that she gets, which I think are great noodles, is barella.
[03:07:57]  Barella.
[03:07:59]  Barella.

=== Mrs Ghost Spaghetti Recipe (11:49) ===

[03:08:00]  I mean, you guys would love it.
[03:08:02]  Anyway, unfortunately, when you get the spices and the tomato sauce in there, then you throw fucking alcohol down there.
[03:08:13]  All of a sudden, you get a lot of bubbling going on down there in the stomach.
[03:08:17]  You know what I mean?
[03:08:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:08:21]  So anyway.
[03:08:27]  And by the way, the reason my bladder's not fully filled.
[03:08:32]  I just want to do it so we can get to Radio Graffiti and all that stuff.
[03:08:37]  And, you know, whatever.
[03:08:39]  You know what?
[03:08:39]  You all can think I'm a prostate-infected bat.
[03:08:42]  You know what?
[03:08:42]  I don't even know why I care about why you...
[03:08:45]  I don't even know why I explain myself to you people.
[03:08:48]  You people think I'm an idiot.
[03:08:49]  You think I'm a loser.
[03:08:50]  You think I'm some kind of a dick cheeseburger or whatever the hell you people think I am, man.
[03:08:56]  I can't believe that I sit here and I come here every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
[03:09:03]  8.30 p.m. ish.
[03:09:05]  And I'd like to emphasize the ish.
[03:09:08]  8.30 p.m. ish, okay?
[03:09:11]  That's why I'm saying people need to subscribe right now if they want to get to the show.
[03:09:17]  I don't get it, man.
[03:09:18]  Every time I say this, you fucking trolls think I'm lying.
[03:09:22]  But I'm going to say this, and I hope this like penetrates your brain, okay?
[03:09:27]  I want you all to realize that yours truly, right now, what you're listening to right now, I am the underground.
[03:09:38]  That's what you're listening to, man.
[03:09:40]  I am the internet underground.
[03:09:46]  That's what I am, for Christ's sake.
[03:09:48]  And believe me, all right, I should be getting my new computer next week.
[03:09:53]  And when I get it next week, we're going to have the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[03:09:57]  And let me tell you something, man.
[03:09:59]  I've got some tricks up my sleeve for the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[03:10:04]  Everybody's going to want to be chilling with us on Saturday night when it comes to the internet.
[03:10:10]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:10:12]  All right.
[03:10:13]  So look, what's unfortunate is that I'm going to be on the internet more and more.
[03:10:17]  I'm going to do this Monday, Wednesday, and Friday thing, 8.30-ish Central Standard Time.
[03:10:24]  And once I get this damn I 160 Corsair and everything else, I'm going to be doing a goddamn Saturday Night Troll Show.
[03:10:34]  And I'm telling you, you all just wait.
[03:10:37]  And shut up with the Andes and the CX.
[03:10:40]  There's no goddamn cross between that.
[03:10:44]  I'm going to make CX look like some piece of garbage, CGI-based chat group.
[03:10:52]  15 and a half.
[03:10:54]  Of imagination.
[03:10:56]  Are you kidding me, man?
[03:10:58]  You know, just shut up.
[03:11:01]  All right.
[03:11:02]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[03:11:04]  I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that would go up your girlfriend's snatch pipe and come out her mouth.
[03:11:12]  Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
[03:11:16]  I would do the Oregon Trail with my schlong when I insert it in her anus.
[03:11:22]  Are you kidding me?
[03:11:25]  Hey, there's the liver.
[03:11:26]  Look at that.
[03:11:27]  There it is.
[03:11:27]  Hey, there's the kidneys.
[03:11:29]  Shut up, man.
[03:11:31]  Just shove it up your ass.
[03:11:33]  Okay?
[03:11:36]  The thing is, is that, you know, you know, I've tried to analyze this show.
[03:11:40]  I've tried to be like, what the fuck's going on?
[03:11:42]  You know what I think it is?
[03:11:44]  I think you people are in complete fucking awe.
[03:11:48]  In complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I throw around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit throughout my whole 11-year internet broadcasting career.
[03:12:01]  Do you understand that?
[03:12:02]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:12:05]  15 and a half inches of fake news.
[03:12:07]  Oh, shove it up, your ass, man.
[03:12:10]  11 years of an internet broadcasting career is what I've had.
[03:12:17]  And this is why you people come at me, man.
[03:12:20]  This is why you people just, you hate me.
[03:12:22]  This is why you people are like a pimple on my goddamn ass of life.
[03:12:26]  This is why, right, right, right.
[03:12:29]  Say I'm right.
[03:12:30]  Right.
[03:12:32]  Right.
[03:12:33]  Say I'm right! Say I'm right! Say I'm right!
[03:12:44]  Wrong, you asshole.
[03:12:46]  Wrong.
[03:12:46]  Fuck your son.
[03:12:47]  You know what?
[03:12:48]  I'm taking a freaking piss, all right?
[03:12:50]  And when I'm pissing in that piss bowl, I'm imagining all you troll terrorists and cyber vermins' faces there.
[03:12:59]  All right, huh?
[03:13:01]  That's what I'm thinking when I'm holding my schlong with my two hands and aiming it in that goddamn freaking commode.
[03:13:08]  I'm thinking like, there you go, huh?
[03:13:10]  How you like that?
[03:13:12]  Are you like that, troll terrorist?
[03:13:14]  How you like that, internet people, you son of a bitch?
[03:13:23]  You know, I wish I was in a bar with a urinal.
[03:13:26]  That's what I need to get next.
[03:13:28]  I need to get a urinal in my goddamn bathroom.
[03:13:32]  And, you know, have you ever been in these fucking urinals when you're in a bar?
[03:13:36]  There's like a fucking bullseye at the bottom.
[03:13:39]  There's like a piss bullseye.
[03:13:41]  I need to get one of those.
[03:13:43]  I need to get one of those for Christ's sake, man.
[03:13:48]  All right, listen.
[03:13:49]  When I come back, when I come back, I want to go ahead and I'm going to do radio graffiti, all right?
[03:13:57]  Even though you fucking people don't deserve it, even though you don't deserve it, even though you people have made my life a living hell throughout this whole goddamn episode 38 when I was just trying to have a dialogue about Jesse Smollett, this hate crime hoaxer, and the charges that were dropped.
[03:14:23]  Thanks, Obama!
[03:14:25]  Thanks for dropping the charges for Jesse Smellett, Obama.
[03:14:30]  Thanks, Obama.
[03:14:31]  I tried to talk about that, but you son of a bitch just don't want to talk about it.
[03:14:35]  You don't want to talk about it.
[03:14:36]  You just want to sit here and think that fucking life is a game, huh?
[03:14:40]  Huh?
[03:14:43]  All right.
[03:14:45]  I'll be right back for Christ's sake, man.
[03:14:48]  Don't go anywhere.
[03:14:50]  When I come back, I fucking guess, man.
[03:14:53]  I guess we're going to do Radio Graffiti, man.
[03:14:57]  I guess we're going to do Radio Graffiti.
[03:14:59]  And all of you scumbags in the chat room.
[03:15:04]  Shut the fuck up and go empty your catheter.
[03:15:07]  I don't have a catheter, you son of a bitch.
[03:15:11]  Dark meme magic girl.
[03:15:13]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[03:15:18]  What, you dark mean magician girl, huh?
[03:15:21]  Huh?
[03:15:21]  You think you got a set of balls on you, huh?
[03:15:23]  You're letting your tits hang, huh?
[03:15:25]  You think you can beat a man's ass?
[03:15:28]  Huh?
[03:15:28]  There's a mania women that thought that.
[03:15:31]  And then Domestic violence abuse shelters started showing up.
[03:15:37]  Listen, I gotta go drain the main vein right now, okay?
[03:15:42]  I gotta go drain the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage.
[03:15:47]  I'll be right back.
[03:15:49]  Sit there, don't go anywhere, and shut up.
[03:15:52]  All right, take me out of here, engineer, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:15:56]  Put on the intro music, which is insanity control, like I said.
[03:16:01]  All right, royalty-free heavy metal track on YouTube, insanity control.
[03:16:08]  I'll be right back.
[03:16:10]  Don't go anywhere and shut up.
[03:16:12]  I'm not a wife beater for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
[03:16:16]  I don't condone wife beating, but like the great Sean Connery said to Barbara Walters, and you can YouTube this if you want, like the great Sean Connery said to Barbara Walters, every woman deserves to go smack every now and then.
[03:16:35]  So I don't know.
[03:16:37]  I don't know who to believe.
[03:16:38]  Anyway, look, I'll be right back.
[03:16:40]  I'm not a wife beater.
[03:16:41]  Shut up.
[03:16:42]  Take me out of here, engineer.
[03:16:44]  I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that these people are tickling their asses thinking about.
[03:16:50]  All right.
[03:16:51]  So I'll be right back.
[03:16:52]  Don't go anywhere, you scumbags.
[03:16:53]  I'll be right goddamn back.
[03:19:47]  All right, go ahead, take me out of here.
[03:19:49]  All right, here we go.

=== Radio Graffiti Segment Start (05:12) ===

[03:19:50]  All right, Jesus.
[03:19:53]  All right, I'm back.
[03:19:58]  I didn't really have to drain the main vein, I just wanted to drain it enough so I could, you know, be able to do radio graffiti comfortably.
[03:20:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:20:06]  And not to mention, I've been sitting down a lot and I've got my underwear shoved up my crack, so I wanted a little bit of a time to where I could, you know, pull the underwear out of my crack so a man can continue to broadcast comfortably.
[03:20:21]  So, with that being said, let me get one more freaking beer for Christ's sake, and uh, more beer, man!
[03:20:30]  And then we can get on with the goddamn show, okay, for Christ's sake.
[03:20:34]  All right, Jesus Christ.
[03:20:38]  Oh, yeah, do I wear boxers?
[03:20:41]  Why did why do you why do people want to know that, man?
[03:20:46]  Why do people want to know that?
[03:20:49]  Jesus Christ.
[03:20:53]  I mean, you know, do you want to know if I let my nuts hang or I'm a tidy whitey son of a bitch or something, huh?
[03:21:00]  Are you trying to, you know, put that in your spank bank, you freaks?
[03:21:04]  Huh?
[03:21:04]  Is that it?
[03:21:07]  Jesus Christ.
[03:21:09]  All right.
[03:21:10]  Let me get one more hit.
[03:21:11]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:12]  All right.
[03:21:12]  I'm sorry.
[03:21:13]  All right.
[03:21:13]  Just, you know, you all can hate me.
[03:21:15]  You all can tell me.
[03:21:16]  You can say, I'm not.
[03:21:18]  I'm not an addict.
[03:21:19]  Okay.
[03:21:19]  So just shut up.
[03:21:23]  God damn, that's just a fucking good feeling.
[03:21:26]  Anyway.
[03:21:27]  All right, it's about that time.
[03:21:35]  I guess.
[03:21:36]  I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:21:42]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:21:48]  That's right, folks.
[03:21:49]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:21:55]  All you've got to do right now is call me on that number that you see in your screen: 515-604-9052.
[03:22:05]  And once the automated operator bitch starts talking, go ahead and put in 844-286 and the hashtag sign or the pound sign, however you know it.
[03:22:19]  And once you do, you will be in queue.
[03:22:22]  You will be in line to be called on Radio Graffiti.
[03:22:27]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[03:22:37]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:22:40]  Now, before we start, I do want to remind everybody: we don't want Obama phones.
[03:22:46]  If your phone sucks, I'm going to drop you.
[03:22:48]  You've got an Obama phone.
[03:22:50]  We don't want to hear it.
[03:22:52]  Make sure you've got all the volumes up on everything.
[03:22:56]  We don't want Obama phones.
[03:22:59]  All right.
[03:23:01]  With that being said, I want to take some more swigs of this beer.
[03:23:05]  All right.
[03:23:06]  You will hear me drink my beer first before we start Radio Graffiti.
[03:23:17]  All right.
[03:23:21]  Are we ready, engineer?
[03:23:22]  We got people.
[03:23:23]  We've got people in queue, radio graffiti.
[03:23:28]  Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
[03:23:37]  All right, let's go ahead and do this, for Christ's sake.
[03:23:40]  I'm so thrilled.
[03:23:42]  Let's start with an anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[03:23:47]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot Red Reznor.
[03:23:50]  You know what I mean?
[03:23:51]  Let me get my freaking gun.
[03:23:52]  Let me get my freaking gun out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:23:55]  Ten minutes later...
[03:24:14]  Off right.
[03:24:15]  Off right, no.
[03:24:16]  You show us your wrong career, asshole.
[03:24:19]  Get away.
[03:24:20]  Get away.
[03:24:21]  I'm on.
[03:24:21]  Get away.
[03:24:26]  And nothing of value but luck.
[03:24:28]  You son of a bitch.
[03:24:30]  That's how you're going to start.
[03:24:32]  Son of a bitch.
[03:24:34]  That's how you're going to start.
[03:24:38]  Son of a bitch, man.
[03:24:41]  That's how you sons of bitches are going to start for Christ's sake, man.
[03:24:51]  That's a horrible splice, man.
[03:24:53]  That's a horrible splice.
[03:24:58]  I know there's a lot of screws loose with you people that listen to me.

=== SpongeBob Remix Controversy (12:56) ===

[03:25:03]  I don't know what it is, man.
[03:25:04]  You got a lot of screws loose, man.
[03:25:07]  You got a lot of goddamn screws loose for heaven's sake.
[03:25:11]  717 radio graffiti.
[03:25:15]  Hey, what's this, Ghost of King Capitalist?
[03:25:17]  How you doing?
[03:25:18]  How are you doing, man?
[03:25:20]  Um, I'm doing pretty good.
[03:25:22]  I actually got Exodus, like you said, would be a good idea.
[03:25:25]  Um, so I actually wanted to ask you, do you think Ravencoin has any kind of potential in the future?
[03:25:34]  Raven coin, yeah, it's a new one.
[03:25:37]  Came out last year.
[03:25:39]  Uh, do you know what it's backed by?
[03:25:45]  Do you know anything of that nature?
[03:25:49]  Um, I actually was checking Coinbase and saw it's going on a serious rise.
[03:25:56]  What token are they at?
[03:25:58]  Are they ERC20?
[03:26:02]  This is a completely new coin to me.
[03:26:04]  I was just asking for some like initial insight on it.
[03:26:07]  All right.
[03:26:08]  Well, look, I don't know.
[03:26:09]  I'd raven coin.
[03:26:10]  That's so Ravencoin, dude.
[03:26:12]  I wouldn't, I wouldn't just based on the fucking name.
[03:26:16]  All right.
[03:26:17]  I mean, what are you, a pagan?
[03:26:18]  What are you, a witch or something?
[03:26:19]  You know, hey, hey, hey, Raven coin.
[03:26:23]  I love a raven coin.
[03:26:25]  I want a raven coin.
[03:26:30]  Jesus Christ.
[03:26:31]  How about 518 radio graffiti?
[03:26:35]  Seriously, Samson, Radio Graffiti.
[03:26:38]  I've been for Chris, you can shop together.
[03:26:41]  We've been for you and me.
[03:26:51]  Take this stupid shit, you son of a bitch.
[03:26:54]  SpongeBob and Pantera, you fuck.
[03:26:57]  Damn it, man.
[03:27:06]  Shut up with that musical blasphemy, man.
[03:27:09]  man.
[03:27:10]  Shut up.
[03:27:12]  Don't you understand that?
[03:27:14]  Pan Tara would have never have done that.
[03:27:18]  They would have never have signed off on a goddamn SpongeBob, man.
[03:27:23]  It was their corporate masters.
[03:27:25]  All right?
[03:27:26]  So shut up, man.
[03:27:28]  Like, you fucking guys, you're pissing me off with this whole goddamn crap.
[03:27:32]  We're like, Pantera and SpongeBob.
[03:27:35]  For Christ's sake, man.
[03:27:38]  Just shut up.
[03:27:41]  All of you, just shut the hell up.
[03:27:43]  I'm not kidding.
[03:27:44]  I'm not even joking, man.
[03:27:48]  It was their fucking, it was her management, man.
[03:27:50]  Just shut up.
[03:27:54]  915 Radio Graffiti.
[03:27:57]  Where's my money, bitch?
[03:27:59]  Where's my money?
[03:28:00]  Where's my money, bitch, bitch?
[03:28:02]  Where's my money?
[03:28:03]  Where's my money, bitch?
[03:28:05]  I ain't gonna be back tonight.
[03:28:09]  What the fuck?
[03:28:10]  What the hell was that?
[03:28:11]  And you people are calling me some kind of a chauvinist.
[03:28:14]  Did you hear that?
[03:28:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:28:19]  At least I call my woman like, hey, babes, give me my money now or I'm going to give you a slap.
[03:28:25]  I don't, you know, you got to do something like that.
[03:28:28]  518 Radio Graffiti.
[03:28:46]  Are you joking me, you son of a bitch?
[03:28:57]  You made a Spanish song out of that fucking splicy beat.
[03:29:04]  Damn it.
[03:29:05]  What the hell?
[03:29:07]  Fucking remix.
[03:29:09]  Ah, damn it.
[03:29:12]  You made a remix of that shit, man.
[03:29:18]  Oh my god, man.
[03:29:22]  What the fuck am I doing?
[03:29:23]  What am I doing here, man?
[03:29:25]  What am I doing here, man?
[03:29:31]  315 Radio Graffiti.
[03:29:33]  What the hell?
[03:29:44]  What the hell was that?
[03:29:46]  What is that, Yanni?
[03:29:47]  What the hell was that, man?
[03:29:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:29:50]  352 radio graffiti.
[03:29:57]  Son of a bitch.
[03:29:58]  No, look, we're not doing this, all right?
[03:30:03]  You're not making this goddamn show into a side scout.
[03:30:07]  Look for that money, come here, freaking shit.
[03:30:12]  But we're not doing it!
[03:30:14]  You're that fucking God!
[03:30:16]  He's assholes, trolled asshole!
[03:30:19]  He's not got to be taken from no more, Jeffrey got his name!
[03:30:25]  All right, get this idiot!
[03:30:26]  Get him out of here!
[03:30:27]  Get up!
[03:30:28]  I'm not made to be looked like a fucking 642 or a side scout, son of a bitch!
[03:30:35]  Shut up!
[03:30:37]  Show me some respect!
[03:30:40]  Son of a bitch!
[03:30:42]  You all show me some respect, man!
[03:30:46]  Show me some respect, or I'm out of here!
[03:30:50]  Show me some respect, or I'm out of here!
[03:30:54]  I'm out of here!
[03:30:56]  I'm out!
[03:31:00]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[03:31:05]  I deserve more respect.
[03:31:12]  You see this?
[03:31:13]  I'm fucking drinking, man.
[03:31:15]  It's the only thing that fucking takes the pain away, man.
[03:31:22]  it's the only thing that fucking takes the pain away three four six radio graffiti
[03:31:56]  What the hell?
[03:31:59]  Get this again!
[03:32:01]  Get this!
[03:32:02]  Goddamn illegal alien!
[03:32:07]  You!
[03:32:09]  For Christ's sake, man!
[03:32:11]  Why The first idiot remitches me like I'm singing that kind of music.
[03:32:18]  And then we're getting this kind of music, man.
[03:32:22]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:32:37]  Listen to me.
[03:32:39]  I don't want to hear any of that.
[03:32:43]  Duke and SBA Duca.
[03:32:49]  I don't want to hear none of that shit.
[03:32:52]  I don't want to hear none of that crap.
[03:32:55]  So shut up.
[03:32:58]  213, Radio Graffiti.
[03:33:02]  Night Browler, Radio Graffiti.
[03:33:05]  You just piss your haters.
[03:33:06]  You're haters.
[03:33:07]  All right, you're haters, man.
[03:33:09]  All right?
[03:33:10]  Hey, shut up.
[03:33:11]  Hey, hey, heavy Hebrew.
[03:33:13]  That looks funny with the name of you.
[03:33:15]  The reason it's taken me so long to buy a PC and I wanted, I had to go and research.
[03:33:20]  I wanted to know what the best of the best was.
[03:33:23]  Alright?
[03:33:23]  I deserve a break.
[03:33:25]  I mean, I wanted to talk serious with you people on Episode 38, man.
[03:33:29]  And you people don't care, Capitalist America.
[03:33:32]  Take a look at the sick-dominated era, people, and the hater aid that you're getting because you're blessing the waiter who a real capital star up in the era.
[03:33:43]  Capitalist America, Ian Apostle, Calvin Nessie, and Chocolate III, baby.
[03:33:50]  Cheers, baby!
[03:33:52]  Cheers!
[03:33:55]  Alright, even if she's in the next video, get this shit!
[03:33:57]  Get!
[03:33:58]  Get him!
[03:34:00]  Stop making me sound like a stupid chipboard cartoon!
[03:34:04]  Stop making me sound like a fucking skip-up cartoon!
[03:34:09]  Son of a bitch, man!
[03:34:12]  God damn!
[03:34:14]  Son of a bitch, man!
[03:34:18]  Stop making me sound like a cartoon!
[03:34:20]  You cartoon women fetish sick bastards!
[03:34:27]  How dare you, man?
[03:34:29]  How fucking dare you, man?
[03:34:32]  How dare you!
[03:34:37]  What is this?
[03:34:38]  Somebody from San Antonio?
[03:34:40]  210?
[03:34:41]  210, Radio Graffiti!
[03:34:45]  American Game Master, and that was Radio Grafilters.
[03:34:49]  And we're back with Pokemon Basketball and the match between the San Antonio Scorpios and Dallas Ponytas with only 30 seconds to go.
[03:34:59]  This will be a close finish.
[03:35:01]  Yeah, not really, though.
[03:35:06]  Game will have to face the Oklahoma City death though.
[03:35:11]  Oh, shit.
[03:35:13]  Get him out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[03:35:17]  What the hell was that, man?
[03:35:22]  This blew all the goddamn energy out the ass of this shit.
[03:35:26]  Are you kidding me?
[03:35:28]  I can smell the fart that you just laid.
[03:35:31]  Fucking nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and dirty egg farts for Christ's sake, man.
[03:35:37]  Jesus Christ.
[03:35:41]  How about 720 Raider Graffiti?
[03:35:45]  Do something you wish.
[03:35:47]  What?
[03:35:47]  God, Carol.
[03:35:53]  Spongebob!
[03:35:55]  Spongebob!
[03:36:00]  Shut up!
[03:36:01]  Shut up about SpongeBob and Pantera, you f ⁇ !
[03:36:09]  Shut up!
[03:36:11]  Shut up about Pantera and SpongeBob and you son of bitch!
[03:36:17]  Shut up about that crap!
[03:36:19]  I warned you, man!
[03:36:22]  I warned you!
[03:36:23]  It wasn't their fault, man!
[03:36:25]  It was their management, man!
[03:36:27]  It was their corporate masters, man!
[03:36:31]  It wasn't Pantera!
[03:36:34]  So shut up, bale!
[03:36:36]  I mean, just shut the shut the hell up, will you, man?
[03:36:43]  Just shut up.
[03:36:44]  I'm serious.
[03:36:52]  How about a nod on this radio graffiti?
[03:37:10]  No, no, no, no, no.
[03:37:14]  Are you...
[03:37:18]  Are you kidding me?
[03:37:24]  Are you kidding me?
[03:37:28]  Get Morrissey out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:37:32]  Do y'all even know what song that is?
[03:37:35]  That's Morrissey.
[03:37:36]  You know, Morrissey, you know, formerly of the Smiths.
[03:37:40]  You know, that song's called Suede Head.
[03:37:44]  He's talking about some straight dude that, you know, he either blew or, you know, let him in his shit funnel or whatever.
[03:37:51]  And, you know, he's ignoring him now that he just, you know, is one sexual liaison.
[03:37:57]  That's what that song's about.

=== Morrissey Suede Head Song (03:03) ===

[03:37:59]  Why do you come around and fall?
[03:38:07]  Why do you come around?
[03:38:11]  Why do you anyway?
[03:38:14]  Just don't ask.
[03:38:17]  All right, that's enough.
[03:38:18]  All right.
[03:38:18]  Don't ask me why I know that.
[03:38:23]  What is this?
[03:38:24]  Raven coin is backed by it.
[03:38:26]  It's an ASIC resistant coin that uses the X16R algorithm.
[03:38:31]  It cycles through different algorithms randomly and can be updated with new ones to cuck any future ASIC technologies.
[03:38:39]  All right, there you got it.
[03:38:41]  Whoever wanted Raven coin, there it is.
[03:38:43]  All right.
[03:38:45]  Jesus Christ.
[03:38:47]  Who else do we have here?
[03:38:48]  How about 704 Radio Graffiti?
[03:38:55]  There's something about chica that just keeps my mind out.
[03:39:03]  Hey, who's this?
[03:39:07]  Hey, what's up, ghost?
[03:39:08]  It's Brooke.
[03:39:08]  How are you?
[03:39:09]  Hey, how you doing, Brooke?
[03:39:12]  I'm doing pretty good.
[03:39:14]  I'm just chilling, chilling.
[03:39:17]  Just getting some studying done.
[03:39:19]  Just trying to look up some more music and stuff like that.
[03:39:25]  Oh, that's cool.
[03:39:27]  So what you doing here chilling with us?
[03:39:32]  Nothing much.
[03:39:33]  Just trying to get some good insight.
[03:39:38]  And I really appreciate the text info we got a couple days ago.
[03:39:43]  I wasn't aware of any of that.
[03:39:45]  Well, I mean, of course they're not going to teach that in school, man.
[03:39:50]  I mean, you know, you got to figure that out for yourself.
[03:39:52]  That's what sucks about the situation in America.
[03:39:56]  But I appreciate you appreciating that.
[03:39:58]  You want to give a shout out or have anything to say?
[03:40:01]  Yeah, let's.
[03:40:03]  I want to give a shout out to, God, there's a lot of people that haven't been on the show since, like, I've been listening since like 2012, and there hasn't been like anyone since like Xara Hawks and all those music people that used to go on the show.
[03:40:16]  Even some of the other people like SMD guy and stuff like that.
[03:40:22]  Even those old trolls are at least entertaining, if nothing else.
[03:40:26]  Like all these non-personality-having people here.
[03:40:30]  Shout out to Erica Duz.
[03:40:32]  Shout out to BM King.
[03:40:36]  And shout out to you and the engineer, Ghost.
[03:40:38]  Hey, thank you very much, Brooke.
[03:40:40]  And I really appreciate you calling.
[03:40:42]  And I just want to inform everybody that I'm a melting pot of friendship, okay?
[03:40:48]  I mean, you know, I've got a lot of transsexuals listening around here, all right?
[03:40:53]  And don't ask me why, but I just think it's, bro, I mean, you all hear me, man.
[03:40:59]  You all hear me with this fucking manly dominance out here.

=== Final Chat Room Appreciation (09:27) ===

[03:41:02]  Are you joking?
[03:41:04]  I mean, who's who's throwing manly dominance like this man right here?
[03:41:09]  I mean, good God.
[03:41:11]  I'm not even joking.
[03:41:13]  You know what I vision right now?
[03:41:15]  Somebody right now in America, some single woman, she's out in a washeteria right now listening to this on her phone.
[03:41:23]  She's got a little Bluetooth little speaker next to her.
[03:41:26]  And you know what?
[03:41:27]  She's leaning against the washer during the spin cycle and making sure it's around her private area listening to this broadcast.
[03:41:36]  I'm just, you know, I'm just saying.
[03:41:40]  I'm just saying.
[03:41:41]  All right.
[03:41:43]  I'm just saying.
[03:41:44]  You know, women, you know, once they get around me, they want to, I'm just saying, they want to pull the balls out of my pants.
[03:41:50]  I'm just saying.
[03:41:51]  All right.
[03:41:51]  I'm up 352, Radio Graffiti.
[03:41:55]  We got J-Man, Radio Graffiti.
[03:41:57]  Two years since Alex Jones blew a fart.
[03:42:00]  Let me take a minute before reading the news.
[03:42:03]  There's something from Army that's giving mine sensitive system nuclear reaction.
[03:42:08]  Come out of that air.
[03:42:09]  I'm out now.
[03:42:14]  How's it going, folks?
[03:42:16]  And thank you for tuning in with me.
[03:42:20]  I give your host the Nastday Congo.
[03:42:27]  You fucking asshole, J-Man.
[03:42:29]  You know, I remember you, J-Man.
[03:42:30]  You're a fucking piece of fucking bitch.
[03:42:47]  That's what you are, J-Man.
[03:42:49]  A baggage.
[03:42:55]  And stop fucking doing these Alex Jones trolls, man.
[03:42:58]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:43:00]  I take fucking personal offense to him.
[03:43:02]  And the reason is, is this son of a bitch has been ripping me off.
[03:43:07]  He's been ripping me off for the 11 years of my internet broadcasting career, is what he's been doing.
[03:43:18]  Jesus Christ, 909 Radio Graffiti.
[03:43:22]  Hello there, Ghost.
[03:43:23]  It's me, your old tale Moonman, calling you straight from the cloud.
[03:43:27]  You're having one of our angels bigger hanging cross-burning ceremonies.
[03:43:31]  I really wish you could be here with all of our Aryan brothers to celebrate this wonderful victory for the white race achieved by one of our Aryan brothers over in New Zealand.
[03:43:40]  You will always be the grand dragon of Grand Dragons Ghost.
[03:43:44]  No, no, shut up.
[03:43:46]  Shut up, Moon Man.
[03:43:47]  I had nothing to do with New Zealand, you fucking asshole.
[03:43:51]  Don't you even troll about that shit?
[03:43:54]  I'm not even joking.
[03:43:56]  Don't you even troll about that?
[03:43:58]  I had nothing to do with it, man.
[03:44:01]  I had nothing to do with that.
[03:44:03]  How dare you, scumbags, try to like link that sick, disgusting terrorist act with me?
[03:44:10]  How goddamn dare you, man?
[03:44:15]  How goddamn dare you, son of a bitch.
[03:44:25]  God damn it.
[03:44:26]  I don't even know why I'm doing this for Christ's sake, man.
[03:44:30]  Who is this?
[03:44:31]  Who is Ghost Cardboard Studio Radio Graffiti?
[03:44:38]  We've got pylons, Radio Graffiti.
[03:44:40]  Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
[03:44:42]  I could walk outside my door right now, whacking my clitoris, and I could be arrested, you son of a bitch.
[03:44:49]  All right.
[03:44:50]  I'm a bitch.
[03:44:51]  I get into my LGBTQ club for manly dominance.
[03:44:57]  All right, one of my blacks.
[03:44:58]  Fuck me.
[03:44:59]  Within my club, I guarantee goddamn to you.
[03:45:02]  Get this stupid shit, get off!
[03:45:07]  Get this stupid splice!
[03:45:10]  It's a splice!
[03:45:13]  It's a goddamn splice, man!
[03:45:19]  God damn it, man!
[03:45:21]  You know what?
[03:45:22]  Is that how you want to play with me, huh?
[03:45:24]  Huh?
[03:45:25]  Is that how you want to do it?
[03:45:27]  Huh?
[03:45:28]  Is that how you want to do it?
[03:45:32]  Shut up, chat room.
[03:45:33]  That's a goddamn splice.
[03:45:35]  If you all keep saying it's not a splice, I'm out of here, you sack of crap.
[03:45:39]  Sit there and shut up.
[03:45:41]  Stop flapping your fat fucking fingers on the keyboard and saying it's not a splice.
[03:45:47]  It's a splice.
[03:45:49]  It's a splice.
[03:45:52]  Shut up.
[03:45:53]  It's a fucking splice.
[03:45:55]  Shut up.
[03:45:58]  Shut up.
[03:45:59]  It's a splice.
[03:46:02]  I'm going to end radio graffiti because of you sons of bitches, man.
[03:46:07]  And then I'm going to get all this crap on the comment section of my videos, man.
[03:46:13]  NOT A SPLICED BITCH!
[03:46:15]  NOT A FUCKING AND A SPLICED Damn a bitch.
[03:46:27]  It's a goddamn splice.
[03:46:29]  Shut up or I'm ending Radio Graffiti right now.
[03:46:34]  Shut up or I'm ending Radio Graffiti right now.
[03:46:40]  You stupid punks.
[03:46:46]  Look at these people.
[03:46:47]  Look at them.
[03:46:48]  They're fucking, look at that chat room.
[03:46:49]  It's not a splice.
[03:46:51]  You know what?
[03:46:51]  Fuck you.
[03:46:52]  Fuck you.
[03:46:53]  I don't need to do this, man.
[03:46:54]  To end Radio Graffiti.
[03:46:56]  And Radio Graffiti.
[03:46:58]  You damn right goodbye, man.
[03:47:00]  You're not going to do that.
[03:47:02]  That was a splice.
[03:47:04]  Everybody that listens to the show, you know.
[03:47:08]  You do.
[03:47:09]  You know it's a splice, man.
[03:47:12]  You know it, man.
[03:47:14]  I would never say that.
[03:47:17]  I would never say some sick shit like that, man.
[03:47:22]  So listen, you scumbags.
[03:47:24]  Everybody who's upset that I ended Radio Graffiti, you look at these idiots.
[03:47:30]  Look at their names in the chat.
[03:47:32]  Look at their names in the chat.
[03:47:34]  These are the people that you should be venting your frustration at, man.
[03:47:40]  Not me.
[03:47:41]  Not me, man.
[03:47:43]  Not me.
[03:47:47]  Oh my God.
[03:47:50]  The trolls win.
[03:47:52]  We win, you fucking ass of you!
[03:47:56]  You win nothing!
[03:48:00]  Shut up, man!
[03:48:03]  The trolls win again!
[03:48:04]  38-0!
[03:48:06]  Shut up!
[03:48:07]  That's...
[03:48:08]  How do you fucking figure?
[03:48:11]  How do you figure?
[03:48:20]  You don't win!
[03:48:22]  Goddamn, troll!
[03:48:24]  Save her!
[03:48:25]  Ha ha ha!
[03:48:28]  Ah!
[03:48:30]  Ha ha!
[03:48:33]  Kid, bitch!
[03:48:34]  We win!
[03:48:36]  I've got your bitch, man!
[03:48:38]  I got your bitch!
[03:48:42]  I've got you!
[03:48:45]  Shut up, man!
[03:48:47]  Shut up!
[03:48:50]  You don't win!
[03:48:51]  Shut up in the chat room!
[03:48:52]  I'm looking at the chat room!
[03:48:54]  I'm looking at the damn chat room!
[03:48:56]  You don't win!
[03:48:58]  Shut up!
[03:49:00]  Shut up!
[03:49:01]  That's an order!
[03:49:02]  That's an order to all of you!
[03:49:04]  Shut up!
[03:49:06]  That's an order, man!
[03:49:09]  And all you people that are mad that Radio Graffiti got canceled, look at those names in the chat room, man!
[03:49:16]  Look at them!
[03:49:17]  It's their fault!
[03:49:19]  It's their fault that they didn't win shit!
[03:49:22]  Shut up!
[03:49:36]  God damn it, you wait till I get my Corsair!
[03:49:40]  I 160!
[03:49:42]  You just wait!
[03:49:44]  And I'm talking to all you stupid troll terrorist bugs!
[03:49:48]  I'm talking to you!
[03:49:51]  Disconnecting equals we win!
[03:49:53]  You don't win nothing!
[03:49:56]  Just wait!
[03:49:57]  I'm warning you!
[03:50:01]  I'm warning you, man!
[03:50:04]  Troll scoreboard 38-0, man!
[03:50:08]  SHUT UP!
[03:50:10]  You don't win anything, man!
[03:50:12]  Shut up!
[03:50:13]  Just wait till I get my computer!
[03:50:15]  Just wait till I get the Corsair, man!
[03:50:17]  You just wait!
[03:50:19]  I'm gonna hold you all!
[03:50:23]  38 special to the head, you fucking assholes!
[03:50:27]  You win nothing!
[03:50:28]  You don't win nothing, you shut up!