True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 37   Democrats should collectively apologize to President Trump!
Aired: 2020-03-24
Duration: 04:41:01


=== Let's Do This Shit (01:26) ===

[00:00:02]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.

=== Saturday Night Troll Show (15:27) ===

[00:01:28]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:29]  It's episode 37 of the Go Show.
[00:01:34]  Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:39]  And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet throughout the world.
[00:01:46]  We are live once again, episode 37.
[00:01:50]  Let's go ahead and wait for everybody to come in here, and hopefully we don't have a bad case of the Mondays.
[00:01:56]  All right.
[00:01:57]  Episode 37.
[00:01:59]  I'm hype.
[00:02:00]  I'm hype.
[00:02:01]  And by the way, to all you Democrats, you better listen up right now.
[00:02:06]  You know what you need to do?
[00:02:08]  You need to collectively apologize to President Trump.
[00:02:13]  All of you leftists.
[00:02:15]  All of you liberals.
[00:02:16]  All of you Democrats.
[00:02:18]  Apologize to the president.
[00:02:21]  He has been exonerated of any inkling of collusion with Russia.
[00:02:27]  And it's time for all you anti-American Democrats and leftists and liberals to start facing up to the facts.
[00:02:34]  All right?
[00:02:36]  That your element, your Democrats, are a bunch of criminals.
[00:02:40]  All right?
[00:02:41]  And Robert Mueller proved it.
[00:02:45]  Hey, I feel like Salt Bay today.
[00:02:47]  I feel like Salt Bay.
[00:02:48]  Here.
[00:02:48]  Here's some salt, liberals.
[00:02:50]  Here's some salt, Democrats.
[00:02:52]  Take it and eat it.
[00:02:55]  Eat it.
[00:02:57]  You're damn right.
[00:02:58]  Eat it.
[00:03:01]  All right, take me out of here, Engineer.
[00:03:03]  Take out the music for Christ's sake.
[00:03:05]  What's going on, folks?
[00:03:07]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of The Ghost Show.
[00:03:11]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:03:15]  And I want to see.
[00:03:17]  Ghost is late every day.
[00:03:18]  Listen, I tell each and every one of you, I'm going to do a show on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
[00:03:24]  Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time, okay?
[00:03:30]  Give or take a little bit ahead of time, a little bit before, 8.30-ish Central Standard United States Time.
[00:03:39]  Fucking shut up with the late.
[00:03:41]  All right, all you idiots in the chat room, go shove it up your ass.
[00:03:44]  You're even lucky if it came back.
[00:03:46]  What's up, all you beautiful fucking people?
[00:03:48]  Coming up.
[00:03:49]  Except you ghosts.
[00:03:50]  Anyway, where's the fucking Saturday night troll show you have to give us?
[00:03:54]  First of all, you need to clean the crustaceans.
[00:03:57]  Hey, hey, Communist for Trump, clean the crustaceans out of your ears, you jerk off.
[00:04:02]  I said that I will start the Saturday Night Troll Show when I get my new computer.
[00:04:07]  And I have ordered my new state-of-the-art gaming PC this weekend with a 49-inch monitor.
[00:04:14]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:04:16]  Once I get it, I should be getting it sometime next week.
[00:04:20]  Wuabit to start providing crypto services to WhatsApp users with Bitcoin.
[00:04:25]  Wuabit intends to launch a public beta test of the service.
[00:04:28]  Well, there you go.
[00:04:29]  You see, Meme Magician news.
[00:04:30]  First of all, stop taking my job.
[00:04:33]  I would have gotten to that meme magician news if you idiots wouldn't stop freaking trolling me on the text-to-speech, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:39]  All right, but let me tell you something right now.
[00:04:42]  I should be getting this damn computer in the next couple, like next week sometime, all right?
[00:04:47]  I'm going to set up the office.
[00:04:49]  Dime Bob Daryl pants.
[00:04:52]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:04:53]  Don't.
[00:04:54]  That was a bad last freaking episode on Baller Friday, man.
[00:04:57]  How dare you?
[00:04:58]  How dare you besmirch the name of Dime Bag Daryl, you piece of crap.
[00:05:02]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:05:03]  It's good to be in the IC.
[00:05:05]  Yeah, hey, as a matter of fact, Cuckler III is in the inner circle.
[00:05:09]  We actually talked to Cuckler for a good amount of time.
[00:05:12]  He's a gamer.
[00:05:13]  You know, he's kind of a cool guy.
[00:05:14]  I know all you sons of bitches out there.
[00:05:17]  You're thinking that you're a bunch of, you know, Google Gobble, one of us in the inner circle.
[00:05:23]  Google Gobble, one of us.
[00:05:25]  Yeah, right.
[00:05:26]  All right.
[00:05:26]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:05:27]  Okex Crypto Exchange is building a blockchain DEX to come soon.
[00:05:32]  Crypto Exchange Okex said it plans to launch a decentralized exchange.
[00:05:36]  Dex on the business.
[00:05:37]  Meme magician.
[00:05:38]  I've been trying to tell people during this lull point that people should entertain cryptocurrency.
[00:05:43]  Dark meme magician, give us a Saturday night.
[00:05:45]  I'm going to draw the troll show or we'll give you wooden detectives.
[00:05:48]  Hey, hey, look, abroad, or whatever your aim is.
[00:05:50]  I'm going to.
[00:05:51]  I wait for my computer.
[00:05:53]  Start the show earlier.
[00:05:54]  Some of us have a job, have to work in the morning, and can't stay up till the end of the day.
[00:05:58]  I get it.
[00:05:58]  All right, but this is prime time internet.
[00:06:00]  You're not understanding.
[00:06:02]  That's why everybody's broadcasting right now.
[00:06:04]  You notice, once I started broadcasting around this time, you got all kinds of assholes that are streaming at this time.
[00:06:10]  You want to know why this is prime time?
[00:06:13]  Now, listen, I'm going to bring the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:06:16]  I just want my computer to come in.
[00:06:18]  Really?
[00:06:19]  State of the art?
[00:06:20]  I'm not going to be a boomer like you can set up a microwave.
[00:06:24]  So how can you set up a computer without fucking it up?
[00:06:27]  Shut up.
[00:06:28]  Reminds me on how Trump is fucking.
[00:06:30]  You're not understanding.
[00:06:31]  I've got the state-of-the-art computer, baby, all right?
[00:06:33]  Corsair i60.
[00:06:36]  All right, I bought it.
[00:06:37]  Okay?
[00:06:38]  I mean, the freaking, the graphics card costs like $1,200 alone, baby.
[00:06:44]  All right?
[00:06:45]  And the reason why I'm doing this is because aside from posting the Saturday Night Troll Show, it'll give me a lot more computing power to be interactive with you sons of bitches.
[00:06:54]  What is this?
[00:06:55]  Trump cup news.
[00:06:56]  Trump once again proves he's an Israel bitch.
[00:06:59]  Shut up.
[00:07:01]  Shut up.
[00:07:02]  You're just a damn hater.
[00:07:04]  You're some personality.
[00:07:04]  You're some freaking alt-right white nationalist.
[00:07:08]  You're an alt-right white nationalist.
[00:07:10]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:07:11]  All right.
[00:07:12]  He didn't cuck to nobody.
[00:07:13]  All right.
[00:07:14]  He didn't cuck to anybody.
[00:07:16]  All right.
[00:07:16]  But what is this?
[00:07:18]  Albin Baba plus 40.
[00:07:22]  Shut up, idiot.
[00:07:24]  Shut up.
[00:07:26]  Now, I'd like for everybody to realize that that's what we're waiting for when it comes to the Saturday Night Troll Show is to get the PC up and running.
[00:07:34]  Once it's here, I'm taking everything out of the office, okay?
[00:07:40]  And I am redesigning the whole office based on this goddamn computer.
[00:07:43]  Boeing Co., B.A., was the Dow's top performer, gaining two.
[00:07:47]  Hey, meme magician, stock.
[00:07:49]  Stop trying to take my job.
[00:07:51]  I'll get to that.
[00:07:53]  I'll get to that crap.
[00:07:57]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:07:58]  I'm gonna get to that here in a second.
[00:08:00]  Stop trying to take my job, man.
[00:08:04]  Now, like I said, once it all comes in, I'm gonna redesign the whole office around the goddamn PC and make it some state-of-the-art kind of you know, badass like nerd heaven.
[00:08:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:16]  Aside from me doing this broadcast, the Saturday Night Troll Show, I'm gonna get a gaming tutor.
[00:08:21]  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a goddamn gaming tutor and I'm gonna start gaming and I'm going after the best.
[00:08:28]  All right, ninja, I'm talking to you, all right.
[00:08:32]  Captain Dr. Disrespect, I'm talking to you too, all right?
[00:08:37]  And it's soda popping, I'm talking to you.
[00:08:42]  Just give me some, give me like six weeks of training with my gaming tutor.
[00:08:47]  Ghost, you're a boomer.
[00:08:48]  Don't believe me?
[00:08:50]  If so, everyone type in the chat boomer.
[00:08:52]  No, don't listen to this.
[00:08:55]  Shut up.
[00:08:55]  You can't play modern video games because you'll get a lot of money.
[00:08:58]  How the hell do you know?
[00:08:59]  Go back to your old boomer game.
[00:09:00]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[00:09:02]  How the hell do you know?
[00:09:02]  I'm gonna get a goddamn gaming tutor.
[00:09:05]  I'm gonna get a gaming tutor.
[00:09:07]  What is this?
[00:09:08]  Listen, I'll do a Saturday night troll show once I get my new computer.
[00:09:12]  All right, yeah, Jesus Christ.
[00:09:14]  You people are impatient.
[00:09:15]  They are.
[00:09:16]  I could have done the shopping this afternoon, but I kept soiling my wheelchair.
[00:09:19]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[00:09:21]  I mean, don't you understand?
[00:09:23]  I have a kind of computer you can't find in regular retail stores.
[00:09:27]  Do you understand?
[00:09:28]  I've got the top of the line, baby.
[00:09:30]  All right, and I want the top of the line for gaming.
[00:09:33]  All right, I'm going after the best.
[00:09:35]  And other kinds of bread sold in France could contain controversial substances such as additives, pesticides, and mycotoxins, potentially dangerous substances from the fungus family, according to a French consumer magazine.
[00:09:48]  Are you kidding me?
[00:09:50]  Was that actual news, meme magician, international news?
[00:09:53]  Was that real news?
[00:09:54]  You see what I'm saying, man?
[00:09:55]  Freaking meme magic with you people.
[00:09:57]  Listen, I don't want to get into that.
[00:09:58]  We talked about it last broadcast.
[00:10:00]  You idiots think it's a big joke.
[00:10:02]  Here's Jackler.
[00:10:03]  Hey, ghost, happy Monday.
[00:10:05]  Just wanted to come out and say that I'm a huge faggot and love to Fruit Bowl A.
[00:10:09]  Oh, shit, that's not the real Jackler.
[00:10:11]  That's a Jackler hater.
[00:10:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:10:13]  That's a goddamn Jackler hater.
[00:10:15]  Now, listen, I want to start the broadcast off in a serious note.
[00:10:18]  So stop freaking donating.
[00:10:20]  All right.
[00:10:20]  I got a message.
[00:10:21]  I got a message to all you long-haired liberal bedweding hippies.
[00:10:25]  What do you want?
[00:10:26]  You know, you're a noob when you think a gaming tutor exists.
[00:10:29]  They do exist, you freaking panda.
[00:10:31]  You do.
[00:10:33]  Just shut up.
[00:10:33]  You just wait.
[00:10:34]  You just wait till I start gaming and I start owning people's asses.
[00:10:38]  All right.
[00:10:38]  You just wait.
[00:10:39]  All right.
[00:10:40]  I'm hitting the game streaming fucking industry by storm.
[00:10:44]  Excuse my French.
[00:10:45]  I'm so hype about it, man.
[00:10:47]  I mean, I've got the top of the line gaming computer, man.
[00:10:51]  And I'm ready to own some noobs.
[00:10:54]  All right.
[00:10:55]  Of course, you love Israel.
[00:10:56]  You're a boomer.
[00:10:57]  Oh, shut up.
[00:10:58]  Hasn't Trump signed an EO for birthright citizenship like he promised?
[00:11:03]  Instead, he's too busy giving Israel whatever they want.
[00:11:06]  You're not understanding, all right?
[00:11:09]  Israel is our ally within the Middle East, first and foremost, okay?
[00:11:13]  Secondly, you're saying that Trump is allowing Israel to do this and that.
[00:11:18]  Lest we forget the Camp David meeting, all right, between Idhud Barak, which was the prime minister of Israel, and Yasser Arafat.
[00:11:27]  First, if you need a gaming tutor, then you come to the right person, and that's me.
[00:11:31]  Oh, yeah?
[00:11:32]  I'm the best at videos games like Nintendo, Xbox 360, and PC Gaming.
[00:11:38]  If you need to learn how to play, then you can contact me anytime.
[00:11:41]  Yes, send me your resume.
[00:11:43]  I'm looking for a good gaming tutor.
[00:11:45]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:11:46]  I'm looking for a good guy.
[00:11:47]  What is this?
[00:11:48]  Ghost, read this news about baguettes.
[00:11:52]  You see, look what I'm telling you with this meme magic stuff, man.
[00:11:55]  What did I tell you?
[00:11:56]  What did I tell you?
[00:11:57]  If you do not start respecting me, I will allow all the trolls to refund their paycheck.
[00:12:01]  Oh, God, shove it up, you're ass.
[00:12:03]  That's such a horrible, stupid dunk must troll.
[00:12:06]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:12:09]  Yeah, go ahead.
[00:12:10]  I have a flying car in space.
[00:12:11]  All right, we get it.
[00:12:12]  Yeah.
[00:12:13]  Okay.
[00:12:13]  You're such a great scientist, even though you just created PayPal.
[00:12:17]  You're a great scientist.
[00:12:18]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:12:19]  Did you see Alex Jones flip out and get kicked out of a Texas restaurant?
[00:12:22]  No, I didn't see it.
[00:12:23]  You can find the video at this link.
[00:12:25]  Really?
[00:12:26]  I don't want to do that.
[00:12:27]  Alex Jones has gotten enough.
[00:12:28]  What is this?
[00:12:29]  Nigger.
[00:12:31]  Listen, stop with the goddamn racist, goddamn text-to-speech.
[00:12:35]  I don't condone that.
[00:12:37]  I don't condone that goddamn.
[00:12:38]  Here we go with the Texas Goliad was a false flag.
[00:12:42]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:12:43]  Remember, Goliad and remember the Alamo, you sack of crap.
[00:12:48]  Hi, Phil Swift here.
[00:12:50]  Here's this lady.
[00:12:53]  There's this idiot.
[00:12:54]  It's like a handyman in a can.
[00:12:56]  All right, we get it.
[00:12:57]  Shut up, all right?
[00:12:58]  I got things to talk about up in here.
[00:13:01]  I want to covered it in Flex Shit.
[00:13:03]  Shut up, Phil Swift.
[00:13:05]  Shut up and let me talk.
[00:13:07]  Poop magician.
[00:13:08]  I'm the meme poop magician, and I will make ghost shit he pants.
[00:13:11]  Yeah.
[00:13:12]  Bibbity bobbity boo ghost.
[00:13:13]  I command you to make poo.
[00:13:16]  What the hell kind of a goddamn text-to-speech was that?
[00:13:20]  Poop magician?
[00:13:21]  What the hell was that?
[00:13:24]  Now, I'm serious.
[00:13:25]  I want to talk about this idiot and all these people that are saying Trump is cucking to Israel.
[00:13:30]  You're not understanding, okay?
[00:13:32]  Israel and Palestine could have had pre-1960 fucking, what is it, 1964 borders?
[00:13:40]  Or 68, whatever the hell it was, what?
[00:13:41]  68 boy, pre-1968 borders.
[00:13:44]  All right.
[00:13:45]  But you know what?
[00:13:46]  Yasser Arafat, during the meeting with Ithud Barak during the Camp David meetings, said no.
[00:13:54]  He said absolutely not.
[00:13:56]  Remember when Bill Clinton was trying to get some Middle East situation going on back in the late 90s?
[00:14:02]  Y'all remember that?
[00:14:03]  Look up Camp David, Yasser Arafat, Camp David, Ithud Barak, or Camp David, Bill Clinton.
[00:14:11]  This was a big meeting between the Palestinians and the Israelis.
[00:14:14]  Okay?
[00:14:15]  And the Israelis, under Idhud Barak, was willing to go pre-1968 borders, and they said no.
[00:14:23]  From the ghost show to Three Hours of Boomer Talk.
[00:14:26]  Forget that.
[00:14:27]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:14:28]  All right, go shove it up.
[00:14:29]  You're just a bunch of racists.
[00:14:31]  Fuck you, ghost, you dumb Jew.
[00:14:33]  Yeah, you see that?
[00:14:34]  That's racism right there.
[00:14:35]  Look at this.
[00:14:36]  The lone Jew state.
[00:14:37]  You see this racism for Christ's sake?
[00:14:39]  You see this?
[00:14:41]  This is racism.
[00:14:43]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:14:45]  Captain Hook.
[00:14:46]  Hey, what's your favorite zombie movie?
[00:14:48]  I don't know, favorite zombie movie?
[00:14:50]  I don't know.
[00:14:51]  What is a favorite?
[00:14:51]  Oh, you know what?
[00:14:52]  I think 28 days later.
[00:14:56]  Hey, folks, I wanted to extend a thank you to one man who stood by me throughout everything.
[00:15:02]  The one radio host who fought tooth and nailed it.
[00:15:04]  This better not be aware of that.
[00:15:06]  The amazing talent of capitalism that never gave up.
[00:15:09]  Damn right.
[00:15:10]  Thank you, Alex Jones.
[00:15:11]  Shut up, man.
[00:15:12]  That's not the real Donald Trump, you idiot, all right?
[00:15:15]  Hey, ghost, how much of that $500 did you actually receive?
[00:15:20]  All right, just shut your ass.
[00:15:22]  That's a goddamn troll, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:15:25]  Hey, Ghost, did you know that Dark Sidaphill gave you a shout-out?
[00:15:28]  Go to 350.
[00:15:30]  Phil is a true capital.
[00:15:32]  Dark Side Phil gave old ghost a shout out over here, huh?
[00:15:36]  Old Dark Side, Phil.
[00:15:38]  March 24th, 19.
[00:15:39]  We rate this podcast five stars.
[00:15:42]  True Capitalist Radio is the only talk show allowed in our family car during road trips.
[00:15:47]  There you go.
[00:15:48]  The engineer's political and social comedy much, and his sidekick ghost provides excellent comic relief.
[00:15:56]  That better not be a goddamn real review, you idiot.
[00:15:59]  Oh, yeah, here's D-Ray.
[00:16:00]  Why hasn't Trump signed a birthright citizenship deal like he promised?
[00:16:05]  Instead, he wants to be Israel's bitch boy.
[00:16:07]  D-Ray?
[00:16:10]  One step at a time.
[00:16:11]  Do you understand that?
[00:16:12]  He just beat the Mueller investigation, for heaven's sake.
[00:16:16]  Ice Wallow Come.
[00:16:18]  What the hell is that?
[00:16:18]  Ah, fucking assholes.
[00:16:20]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:16:23]  Phil Swift for president 2020.
[00:16:25]  That's just shut up.
[00:16:27]  All right.
[00:16:28]  Now, listen, D-Ray, okay?
[00:16:30]  One thing at a time.
[00:16:32]  Remember, this whole Mueller investigation is exposed the deep state in collaboration with the Obama administration and Hillary Clinton in an attempt to try to usurp the people's will, which was the election of Donald Trump with this phony Russia crap.
[00:16:51]  Israel is our greatest ally.
[00:16:52]  It's why they killed 34 U.S. sailors.

=== Mueller Investigation Exposed (15:15) ===

[00:16:55]  Oh, give me a break.
[00:16:57]  All right.
[00:16:57]  Come on, man.
[00:16:58]  Ghost is the meme magician for 25.
[00:17:05]  What?
[00:17:06]  Shout outs to all of the trolls for helping us sponsor the ghost show.
[00:17:10]  Shout outs to the engineer for being the real one.
[00:17:13]  Let's look.
[00:17:13]  Stop this engineer crap.
[00:17:15]  Seriously, man.
[00:17:16]  It's my show.
[00:17:17]  All right?
[00:17:18]  I'd buy that.
[00:17:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:20]  28 laters was dope.
[00:17:21]  Yeah, it was 28 days later.
[00:17:23]  It was an independent flick.
[00:17:24]  That's another reason why it's such a badass flick.
[00:17:26]  Nico Angel, cheers.
[00:17:28]  Pixel guy.
[00:17:29]  N-word.
[00:17:31]  N-word, pixel guy.
[00:17:33]  And hey, meme magician, I don't know what you're trying to pull here, okay?
[00:17:37]  I don't know if you're trying to, you know, inspire some kind of meme magic, but just stop it, okay?
[00:17:42]  I appreciate the $25, but just let's just stop.
[00:17:47]  All right.
[00:17:47]  Everybody, let's just stop.
[00:17:49]  All right?
[00:17:50]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:17:51]  Debate D-Ray.
[00:17:54]  Bro, I've been literally throwing substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table, and all he does is the same spitback rap.
[00:18:04]  Like, why hasn't Trump done anything about the border?
[00:18:07]  Why hasn't Trump?
[00:18:13]  I mean, he just announced a national emergency for the border.
[00:18:18]  USS Liberty and Child.
[00:18:20]  You son of a bitch.
[00:18:21]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:18:22]  Just shut up.
[00:18:24]  All right?
[00:18:26]  Niagara.
[00:18:28]  What the hell are you?
[00:18:29]  I mean, can y'all just let me talk for Christ's sake?
[00:18:31]  Let me talk.
[00:18:32]  All right, stop with the Texas speeches and let me talk.
[00:18:36]  All right?
[00:18:37]  In memory of 213.
[00:18:39]  Hey, ghost, I pissed on the Alamo Memorial.
[00:18:42]  Then I went and spent all my EBT on video games.
[00:18:45]  All right, don't you dare you wouldn't dare do that to the Alamo.
[00:18:48]  We would whoop your ass out here.
[00:18:50]  We would whoop the living bee Jesus out of you if you desecrated the Alamo in that regard.
[00:18:55]  Do you understand me?
[00:18:57]  All right, don't be sitting here thinking that you've done something that you haven't.
[00:19:00]  You wouldn't have the balls.
[00:19:02]  You wouldn't have the balls to do such a thing, boy.
[00:19:04]  You understand that?
[00:19:05]  You do something like that to the Alamo, we'd stop your teeth so far down your throat, you'd be able to chew your own asshole.
[00:19:11]  So just sit there and shut up.
[00:19:13]  All right?
[00:19:14]  All of you people that are besmirching the Texas martyrs, that are besmirching all the battles that we hold sacred in this state, go shove it up your goddamn clogged up colon pipes.
[00:19:26]  Do you understand that, boy?
[00:19:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:19:31]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[00:19:33]  You freaking toe jam, sucking, clubfoot, fetish, having mud-butt-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving chicken-eating cornboy crap.
[00:19:44]  All right, all right.
[00:19:45]  Look, look, let me talk, all right?
[00:19:46]  Stop with the goddamn ridiculous Texas speeches, all right?
[00:19:51]  Today, we on the right, we should demand, we should goddamn demand that the Democrats should collectively apologize to President Trump for the absolute treason that they have attempted to conduct.
[00:20:06]  Remember, throughout the past couple of years, all these dumbass leftist media mouthpieces, like that muffdiving, what's her name, Mad Owl, or Shadow, or whatever the hell her name is, and all those CNN pricks, they were all saying, just wait till the Mueller Warp.
[00:20:23]  So you won't debate me.
[00:20:25]  Come on, let's do it.
[00:20:27]  Let's put on a great shot.
[00:20:28]  What are you talking about?
[00:20:29]  I've already made you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack in the debating table.
[00:20:33]  There's nothing to debate.
[00:20:35]  All right?
[00:20:37]  But I'm telling you, what's going to happen here if you Democrats don't apologize to the president collectively?
[00:20:43]  And I'm talking to all you Democrat, anti-American scumbags.
[00:20:49]  What is this?
[00:20:49]  Why won't you discuss Israel killing 34 U.S. sailors on the USS Liberty?
[00:20:54]  Ah, jeez.
[00:20:55]  John McCain's father covered it up, and it was a false flag to get us involved in a war with Egypt.
[00:21:01]  Is that an ally?
[00:21:02]  Hashtag USS Liberty in chat to remember the 34 U.S. and foremost by Israel.
[00:21:08]  All right, it was an accident, okay?
[00:21:09]  The USS Liberty was an accident.
[00:21:11]  Sit there and shut up and stop trying to rewrite history.
[00:21:13]  At Real Donald Trump March 22nd, 19, RT at Shittybugs can't help but agree with the engineer on TCR.
[00:21:20]  What?
[00:21:20]  No!
[00:21:21]  No way!
[00:21:21]  I talked about it.
[00:21:23]  That's a damn lie.
[00:21:25]  That's a damn lie for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:21:28]  Shut up.
[00:21:30]  Well, here's Duva, dude.
[00:21:31]  What the hell do you want?
[00:21:32]  Thank you, me magician, for doing Jackler's job in his absence.
[00:21:35]  You're welcome in the outer circle if you're not.
[00:21:38]  The outer circle.
[00:21:39]  The outer circle.
[00:21:40]  Cowboy hat face, yeehaw.
[00:21:41]  Cowboy hat face, yeehaw.
[00:21:43]  Cowboy hat face.
[00:21:44]  All right, we get it.
[00:21:45]  Cowboy hat face, yeehaw.
[00:21:47]  Skip this, idiot.
[00:21:48]  Skip this moron.
[00:21:49]  All right.
[00:21:49]  We get it, Duva, dude, alright?
[00:21:52]  Ghosts Alamo Review.
[00:21:54]  What?
[00:21:54]  I have a bloodline that dates back to the Alamo.
[00:21:57]  I fact, there were all brothers and sisters.
[00:21:59]  You son of a bitch!
[00:22:01]  You better not be reviewing the Alamo in my goddamn name!
[00:22:05]  I'M NOT FUCKING!
[00:22:07]  Son of a bitch!
[00:22:08]  I'M NOT CHOKING!
[00:22:11]  PIECE OF CRAP!
[00:22:15]  I'm not joking with you, cyber vermin, troll, terrorist, internet people punks!
[00:22:21]  I'm not joking with any one of you!
[00:22:25]  I'm not joking!
[00:22:29]  You son of a bitch!
[00:22:32]  You didn't do shit.
[00:22:33]  At least tell me exactly why you hate Ann Coulter.
[00:22:36]  Why I hate Ann Coulter?
[00:22:38]  She's a lion hooah!
[00:22:41]  That's why!
[00:22:42]  All right?
[00:22:43]  Hey, ghost.
[00:22:44]  Been working hard lately for 60 hours last week.
[00:22:46]  Over the years.
[00:22:47]  That's good, man.
[00:22:49]  That's good to hear.
[00:22:50]  Look at that 727 caller, right?
[00:22:53]  Y'all remember him, Grandpa AIDS?
[00:22:54]  Look at this.
[00:22:55]  What is this?
[00:22:56]  Remember when ISIS blew up the USS Liberty?
[00:22:59]  Oh, wait, that was Israel.
[00:23:01]  Jesus, look, that was an accident, all right?
[00:23:03]  Why are you bringing up old shit?
[00:23:05]  Let's get real Trump cucked hard for Israel today.
[00:23:08]  Oh, go shove it up your ass McAfee 2020.
[00:23:12]  Listen, you need to understand.
[00:23:13]  The Golan Heights has been constantly bombarded with rockets that have been made by Iran, okay?
[00:23:22]  And they've been shooting them from all different directions, specifically in the Yemenese area.
[00:23:28]  All right, there's a lot of situations that you, you know, simple-minded, non-internationalist-thinking people don't understand.
[00:23:36]  All right?
[00:23:38]  And like I've told each and every one of you, why didn't Yasser Arafat, during the Bill Clinton presidency, why didn't he agree to pre-1968 borders with Inhud Barak?
[00:23:51]  Huh?
[00:23:51]  Answer me that!
[00:23:53]  If it was an accident, why did they arrest one of the pilots for refusing to fire on the Usaliberty when he said it was a U.S. ship?
[00:24:00]  Why did they misidentify the USS Liberty as a ship that was three times smaller?
[00:24:05]  Hey, you know what?
[00:24:07]  I don't know that.
[00:24:10]  First of all, hey, first of all, maybe it was written in Hebrew and they just understood Hebrew.
[00:24:15]  All right.
[00:24:16]  Maybe that's it.
[00:24:16]  They only understood Yiddish or something.
[00:24:19]  Gosher Abraham boat.
[00:24:22]  I could just shut up.
[00:24:23]  All right.
[00:24:23]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[00:24:26]  All right.
[00:24:26]  Good God.
[00:24:28]  All right.
[00:24:29]  I mean, you know, look, let's just look, let's stop talking about this for Christ's sake.
[00:24:33]  All right.
[00:24:34]  Now, D-Ray, the reason I don't like Ann Coulter is because she isn't really on the right wing of the political persuasion.
[00:24:41]  She's just out there to sell a book, okay?
[00:24:44]  She's a flat board that needs a screw that doesn't give a crap about anything politically.
[00:24:50]  I mean, lest we forget that she was out here.
[00:24:53]  Who was her ex-boyfriend?
[00:24:55]  JJ from Good Times.
[00:24:57]  JJ, or at least they were very close.
[00:24:59]  I mean, you can, you can, whatever, what's JJ's real name?
[00:25:02]  You know, you know, I'm talking about the guy from Good Times.
[00:25:04]  Don O'Might!
[00:25:05]  Don O'Might!
[00:25:07]  That son of a bitch.
[00:25:09]  All right, now I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying anything bad about that.
[00:25:12]  I'm just, you know, what is this?
[00:25:16]  Why are you getting pissed off over a review you made?
[00:25:18]  I didn't make it!
[00:25:20]  You stupid terrorist punks, man!
[00:25:22]  You disrespect the victims of it.
[00:25:24]  You all made it!
[00:25:25]  Horrible.
[00:25:26]  Can we get eggplants in the chat?
[00:25:28]  Don't tell the chat what to do, all right?
[00:25:30]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:25:32]  All right, just shut up.
[00:25:36]  Tom Jimin Albanyahu.
[00:25:40]  Shut the hell up, man!
[00:25:41]  You guys are being racist tonight, and I don't appreciate it, and I don't condone any of this crap.
[00:25:47]  All right?
[00:25:48]  Stop being goddamn racist, man.
[00:25:51]  I'm warning you.
[00:25:53]  Juan Wick.
[00:25:54]  Moishi Ghostberg Blattstein doesn't want to discuss the liberty.
[00:25:58]  Oh, man, can't you all just stop it with you?
[00:26:00]  What is this?
[00:26:01]  Am I getting bombarded by a bunch of alt-right white nationalists over here?
[00:26:05]  Is that what I'm is this what this is?
[00:26:07]  Huh?
[00:26:08]  Huh?
[00:26:08]  Did that fruit bowl Richard Spencer say, hey guys, you know what we need to do?
[00:26:13]  We need to troll the ghost show.
[00:26:15]  Go ahead and blame Iran.
[00:26:17]  What a topical Israel talking point.
[00:26:20]  McAfee will be a better officer.
[00:26:22]  All right.
[00:26:22]  You're just a racist bastard.
[00:26:24]  You're just a racist person.
[00:26:26]  That's all you are, all right?
[00:26:27]  In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny.
[00:26:34]  And I say Troll War Now.
[00:26:35]  Troll War.
[00:26:36]  Troll War Now and George Wallace.
[00:26:39]  George Wallace.
[00:26:41]  All right.
[00:26:43]  I don't know who the hell's number that is.
[00:26:45]  Don't take that goddamn crap off.
[00:26:47]  Whoever, who donated, whose email is that?
[00:26:50]  Whose email is that?
[00:26:52]  All right, whoever just, whoever, nobody doxing anybody for Christ.
[00:26:56]  I don't care who the hell that is.
[00:26:58]  Who the hell just did that?
[00:27:01]  All right, just, I'm turning you into the goddamn internet cyber police, all right?
[00:27:06]  All right.
[00:27:08]  I'm not kidding.
[00:27:10]  Don't be doing that.
[00:27:13]  I'm going to turn you all into the cyber police, and consequences will never be the damn same.
[00:27:18]  I'm warning you.
[00:27:20]  I'm warning your asses.
[00:27:24]  Ghost Vietnam reviews.
[00:27:26]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:27:27]  I'm very excited for Ghost Show.
[00:27:29]  I'm very excited.
[00:27:31]  I'm happy for my workings in my academy.
[00:27:33]  What?
[00:27:34]  My leg good, and I'm very happy.
[00:27:36]  Next year, I back guys.
[00:27:37]  I back to fight.
[00:27:39]  This is the great show, guys.
[00:27:41]  Two arms, two legs, one head is normal, guys.
[00:27:44]  Are you like trolling Anderson Silva there?
[00:27:47]  Anderson Silva just recently got his ass whooped by an up-and-coming fighter.
[00:27:51]  I mean, this is what is this?
[00:27:53]  Type nigger in chat if ghost is not.
[00:27:56]  Shut up!
[00:27:57]  Don't listen to this goddamn ridiculous.
[00:27:59]  Don't listen to that crap.
[00:28:01]  Don't you dare!
[00:28:03]  I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny.
[00:28:06]  And I say troll warms.
[00:28:08]  What the hell is this George Wallace crap?
[00:28:10]  What is this George Wallace crap, man?
[00:28:15]  For all those that don't know, George Wallace was the segregationist back in the old days that wouldn't allow black students to go into a white school.
[00:28:24]  And I think he was a governor or something.
[00:28:28]  He got shot at.
[00:28:28]  All that.
[00:28:29]  Just FYI, if you're asking who the hell George Wallace is.
[00:28:35]  Now listen, okay?
[00:28:36]  Stop donating.
[00:28:37]  I've got some things to say.
[00:28:39]  And I want these Democrats to collectively apologize to President Trump for committing outright treason because that's what's been going on throughout this whole goddamn three two years of investigation.
[00:28:52]  Ghostard Spencer 1488, your host, a Russian spy they call God.
[00:28:56]  I'm not a fucking, I hate rooskies.
[00:28:58]  You all know it, man.
[00:28:59]  All right.
[00:29:00]  I hate roosties.
[00:29:01]  All right.
[00:29:01]  They're a bunch of mouth-breathing, cockeyed, vodka-drinking drunkards.
[00:29:05]  And I couldn't trust a roostie as far as I can throw one.
[00:29:09]  Remember, Russians are the same people that brought us serfdom.
[00:29:13]  Okay?
[00:29:14]  Serfdom is below slavery.
[00:29:16]  Okay?
[00:29:18]  Racist equals asking questions.
[00:29:20]  You're not asking questions.
[00:29:22]  You're rewriting history.
[00:29:24]  That's what you people are doing.
[00:29:25]  You're rewriting history based upon your racism.
[00:29:28]  Okay.
[00:29:29]  All right.
[00:29:29]  That's what you're doing.
[00:29:31]  Okay.
[00:29:31]  That's what you're doing, you idiot.
[00:29:33]  I don't understand how that's so hard to get through your goddamn head, for heaven's sake.
[00:29:39]  All right?
[00:29:40]  Rewriting history in favor of your racism.
[00:29:45]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:29:47]  I can't believe what kind of Monday is this?
[00:29:50]  I thought I was going to have a decent Monday.
[00:29:51]  What is this?
[00:29:52]  Ghost, were you dishonorably discharged from the U.S. military for betrayed your comrades in the world?
[00:29:58]  Just shoving up your ass.
[00:30:00]  All right.
[00:30:00]  You see, you idiots.
[00:30:02]  I mean, I like how you're intertwining history with this stuff, at least.
[00:30:06]  President Ni Ko.
[00:30:08]  Shut up.
[00:30:09]  Stop trying to make me say racist crap, man.
[00:30:14]  Now, General Westmoreland was the general during Vietnam, just FYI.
[00:30:19]  Cuckler, sorry, guys.
[00:30:20]  I see was really good if you have serious minds.
[00:30:23]  Hold on, let me see what Cuckler just said.
[00:30:26]  SHUT UP COMMUNIS FOR TRUMP!
[00:30:27]  Ghosts Vietnam Review.
[00:30:28]  I love this place because there's so many women to rape and kids to kill.
[00:30:32]  AWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
[00:30:34]  That better not be real, you fucking trolls!
[00:30:37]  That better not!
[00:30:39]  Damn it!
[00:30:40]  That better not be real!
[00:30:44]  Son of a bitch!
[00:30:46]  That better not be goddamn real!
[00:30:49]  I've warned it all of you, stupid, dumb troll punks.
[00:30:52]  It better not!
[00:30:55]  God damn you, man!
[00:30:57]  God damn you, son of a bitches!
[00:31:00]  I'm not in the mood for this crap today.
[00:31:03]  I'm warning you, trolls.
[00:31:05]  I'm not in the goddamn mood for this crap today.
[00:31:09]  Son of a bitch.
[00:31:11]  Now, Cuckler the third, Cuckler III said, sorry, guys.
[00:31:17]  Rolling on the floor, laughing.
[00:31:19]  It is.
[00:31:20]  Shut up, it's not funny!
[00:31:21]  You stupid, dumb cyber vermin punk.
[00:31:26]  You're lucky you're not in front of me right now, you son of a bitch.
[00:31:30]  I'm not joking.
[00:31:32]  I'm not joking.
[00:31:34]  I would rip off your head and piss on your brain, you son of a bitch, if you did that to me and you were in front of me right now.
[00:31:44]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:31:45]  Waco Siege was fake news.
[00:31:47]  Now you're an idiot, all right?
[00:31:49]  Now you're a goddamn idiot, all right?
[00:31:51]  Now you're a goddamn idiot.
[00:31:55]  Now listen, I'm gonna read what Cuckler III said.
[00:31:58]  He said, sorry, guys, the inner circle is really good.
[00:32:01]  If you have a serious mind, set, think, my trolling days are over.
[00:32:07]  All right, that's what Cuckler said because we had a good conversation with Cuckler.

=== Don't Disrespect Texas Martyrs (15:32) ===

[00:32:11]  All right.
[00:32:12]  And that's why I keep telling you the inner circle is sacred, man.
[00:32:15]  All right.
[00:32:16]  It's sacred.
[00:32:17]  We take care of our own in there.
[00:32:18]  Okay.
[00:32:19]  And anybody who's going to be in there trolling to be an idiot, they're going to be knocked out.
[00:32:22]  They're going to be gone.
[00:32:24]  All right.
[00:32:24]  They're going to be gone.
[00:32:25]  They're out of here.
[00:32:27]  T in a pause hole.
[00:32:28]  Shut up.
[00:32:29]  All right.
[00:32:29]  Just shut up.
[00:32:30]  All right.
[00:32:31]  Every one of you, just shut your mouth.
[00:32:34]  I'm my knee glit.
[00:32:38]  What the hell is that?
[00:32:39]  Can't you just shut up and let me talk for Christ's sake?
[00:32:43]  All right?
[00:32:43]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:32:47]  Cuckler got cucked.
[00:32:48]  Just shut up.
[00:32:49]  All right.
[00:32:50]  Just shut up.
[00:32:52]  All right.
[00:32:52]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:32:53]  You people that are in the chat room are a bunch of haters.
[00:32:57]  All right.
[00:32:58]  And that's why you're in the situation that you're in.
[00:33:01]  That's why you're flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey, you piece of crap.
[00:33:06]  Everyone in the chat type in Russian to support our host, the Russian Sky Week.
[00:33:11]  Shut up.
[00:33:11]  I'm out of Russian.
[00:33:12]  Everybody knows I hate the goddamn roosties, man.
[00:33:15]  All right.
[00:33:17]  Everybody knows I'm not friendly with the damn roosties or a bunch of freaking vodka drinking mouth breathers, man.
[00:33:25]  You can't do shit, LOL.
[00:33:27]  Let's be real.
[00:33:28]  You're crippled ass.
[00:33:29]  I'm a crippled.
[00:33:31]  You son of a bitch.
[00:33:32]  I'll show you cripple you can't do shit.
[00:33:34]  How am I a racist for calling out Trump for bending over for Israel?
[00:33:38]  He's not bending over for Israel.
[00:33:41]  McAfee won't do that.
[00:33:42]  You son of a bitch.
[00:33:43]  Don't you understand that?
[00:33:45]  He's trying to do what other presidents should have done a long time ago, but were too chicken shit to do it because they were cowering to the Muslim contingent that was against such actions.
[00:33:56]  You see that?
[00:33:57]  You see, Trump's got the balls.
[00:33:59]  All right?
[00:34:00]  Inner circle is for niggers.
[00:34:01]  All right, shut up, you racist bastard.
[00:34:04]  All right, Trump's got the balls to do something.
[00:34:06]  He knew that naming Jerusalem the capital would be a goddamn stoking of these folks that are Islamic fanatics.
[00:34:15]  All right, and he didn't care.
[00:34:17]  He flexed nuts.
[00:34:18]  All right.
[00:34:19]  He knew that many of those in Iran and the Houthis in Yemen and all these other fanatics would get all triggered if the Golan Heights was once again recognized by the United States as Israel's land.
[00:34:32]  But let me tell you something.
[00:34:33]  Palestinians had a chance.
[00:34:37]  They had a chance.
[00:34:38]  Private Albin was our greatest hero in the Vietnam War.
[00:34:41]  During the Tet Offensive, he single-handedly pushed back the Viet Cong by slaughtering every innocent woman and child.
[00:34:48]  Shut the hell up, man.
[00:34:50]  Shut up.
[00:34:52]  Shut your mouth.
[00:34:54]  All right.
[00:34:54]  Shut up.
[00:34:56]  Fake ass Alamo history.
[00:34:58]  Remember the Alamo.
[00:35:00]  Remember Goliad.
[00:35:02]  Remember the Alamo.
[00:35:06]  I am a cock in.
[00:35:09]  Just shut up, idiots.
[00:35:10]  All right.
[00:35:10]  Shut your stupid mouth.
[00:35:13]  Now, once again, I want to reiterate why didn't Yasser Arafat accept Israel's.
[00:35:21]  I mean, they were capitulating.
[00:35:22]  It was a capitulation by Israel under the prime ministership of Idhud Marak.
[00:35:28]  Look it up for yourself.
[00:35:30]  All right.
[00:35:30]  Look it up for yourself.
[00:35:32]  Icy Kai.
[00:35:34]  Son of a bitch, shut up, you racist bastard.
[00:35:36]  Shut up!
[00:35:38]  I mean, what is this?
[00:35:40]  The Golan Heights.
[00:35:41]  The Golan Heights was recognized so that Genie Energy could steal Syrian oil moishi Ghostberg Blattstone.
[00:35:47]  Ah, go shove it up, your ass, all right?
[00:35:49]  Juan Wiki.
[00:35:51]  That's a false indictment there.
[00:35:53]  And finally, Ghosts Trump Tower Review.
[00:35:55]  I absolutely hate this place because the Israeli Tower, man!
[00:36:02]  Not Trump Tower!
[00:36:04]  For Christ's sake, man!
[00:36:05]  90% of the workers here are illegal.
[00:36:07]  But I'm not going to lie to you.
[00:36:09]  You guys are assholes, man.
[00:36:11]  You guys are assholes, man.
[00:36:14]  T in a pause hole.
[00:36:16]  Shut up, man.
[00:36:16]  T in a pause hole.
[00:36:18]  Shut up.
[00:36:19]  All right, all of you just shut up.
[00:36:22]  Nothing but bitches who died there.
[00:36:25]  You're talking about the Alamo?
[00:36:27]  Son of a bitch, don't talk that way about the Texas martyrs.
[00:36:31]  Forget about the Alamo.
[00:36:32]  Press F, you son of a son of a bitch.
[00:36:37]  Don't you dare talk about the Texas martyrs like this.
[00:36:40]  Son of a bitch!
[00:36:43]  Remember the Alamo!
[00:36:45]  Remember going!
[00:36:48]  Ah, damn it, you son of a bitch, man!
[00:36:52]  And shut up in the chat room, all you stupid, dumb punks pushing F. Go take that F and shove it up your bacon bit written sphincter, you sons of bitches, man!
[00:37:04]  I buy that for a dollar!
[00:37:07]  I'm a green go.
[00:37:09]  I'm a green guy.
[00:37:11]  Can't you just shut up, man?
[00:37:13]  Can't you all just shut up with this crap?
[00:37:17]  Remember the Cuckley at.
[00:37:19]  Remember the Trollamo.
[00:37:20]  Hashtag outer circle.
[00:37:22]  Yeehaw for ghosts.
[00:37:23]  Everyone give a yeehaw for ghosts.
[00:37:25]  Just shut up.
[00:37:25]  Let the yeehaw out, partner.
[00:37:27]  Yeehaw.
[00:37:28]  Remember, Cucklin, you son of a bitch.
[00:37:30]  Listen to me.
[00:37:30]  Shut up, Cuckley at the beginning.
[00:37:32]  Shut up.
[00:37:33]  Remember, don't disrespect the Texas martyrs.
[00:37:36]  God damn you.
[00:37:38]  Don't disrespect the Texas martyrs, man.
[00:37:42]  Bowie Alamo Lazy Day.
[00:37:44]  Frickin' Bowie had the flu.
[00:37:46]  Bowie was dying with the flu, you son of a bitch.
[00:37:51]  And he still stayed there.
[00:37:52]  He still stayed at the Alamo.
[00:37:54]  Stop trying to rewrite history.
[00:37:56]  I'm tired of you people trying to rewrite history, man.
[00:38:00]  Who the fuck do you people think you are to rewrite history like this?
[00:38:04]  You ungrateful Yankee punks.
[00:38:09]  God damn it.
[00:38:12]  I mean, good damn, you sons of bitches, man.
[00:38:15]  Just shut the hell up.
[00:38:17]  Stop donating.
[00:38:18]  Stop goddamn donating, you stupid troll terrorist punks, man.
[00:38:23]  Just stop.
[00:38:26]  Stupid dumbasses, man.
[00:38:28]  I'm telling you, man, I didn't want this bad case of the freaking Mondays, man.
[00:38:33]  I didn't want this bad case of the goddamn Mondays.
[00:38:36]  But of course, when you start dealing with these stupid, dumb internet people, when you start dealing with these stupid, dumb, troll terrorist punks, this is all you get.
[00:38:45]  This is all you get from these sick people.
[00:38:47]  They're sick.
[00:38:49]  All of you.
[00:38:50]  All of you internet people.
[00:38:52]  You're sick.
[00:38:54]  All of you.
[00:38:59]  I can't believe, man.
[00:39:00]  I'm sitting here taking this from you sick internet people.
[00:39:06]  Now listen, stop donating.
[00:39:08]  Everybody just shut the hell up, all right?
[00:39:11]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:39:13]  For Christ's sake.
[00:39:17]  There's Mr. BN King.
[00:39:18]  What's up, man?
[00:39:19]  I just want to drop by and say happy Monday and hope you have a good show.
[00:39:23]  Also, someone in the chat room named Rebecca Titus sent you a donation, but you didn't see as she asked an explanation what YouTube Live was just helping someone out here.
[00:39:32]  Cheers.
[00:39:32]  Alright, well, Rebecca, alright, what's going on, BN King?
[00:39:36]  Crockett snoozing on the job, you son of a bitch.
[00:39:39]  Crockett died fighting!
[00:39:41]  He died fighting!
[00:39:42]  He died standing!
[00:39:45]  Respect for Santa Ana, press S. You sons of bitches better not.
[00:39:52]  You sons of bitches better not!
[00:39:55]  Die bag Daryl at Saglamo, you f- Shut up!
[00:40:02]  I'm tired of this queen!
[00:40:04]  Son of a bitch!
[00:40:05]  God damn it!
[00:40:13]  I don't care!
[00:40:14]  Alamo whorehouse!
[00:40:15]  God damn you!
[00:40:17]  Stop disrespecting the Texas martyrs!
[00:40:22]  Stop disrespecting the Texas martyrs, you internet punks!
[00:40:27]  I guarantee you you wouldn't come down here and say that!
[00:40:33]  Mike Hunt stinks and shut up.
[00:40:35]  I'm sure it does stink.
[00:40:36]  I'm sure your cunt does stink, you son of a bitch.
[00:40:40]  So then, the Texas martyrs ate some baguettes and then turned French.
[00:40:45]  Which from that point on the streets?
[00:40:49]  Stop rewriting history!
[00:40:51]  Stop besmirching the Texas martyrs!
[00:40:54]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[00:40:56]  You're a fake Texan.
[00:40:58]  You've done nothing but be an embarrassment for the great lone star state.
[00:41:02]  What are you talking about?
[00:41:02]  I'm a fake man.
[00:41:03]  You died at Goliat and the Alamo is disappointed in you.
[00:41:06]  What are you talking about?
[00:41:10]  My bloodline!
[00:41:11]  My bloodline goes back to the Texas martyrs, you punk!
[00:41:15]  My bloodline goes back to the Texas martyrs, you son of a bitch!
[00:41:21]  Santa Ana pumped their dumpers, you s- SHUT!
[00:41:27]  SHUT UP!
[00:41:31]  Yeah, me, shut up, you two.
[00:41:33]  All of you, just shut up.
[00:41:34]  Everybody, just shut up.
[00:41:36]  Alamo bathhouse, all of you, just shut up.
[00:41:40]  Just shut your stupid troll terrorist mouths, man.
[00:41:43]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:41:45]  Crockett got pausehold.
[00:41:47]  I didn't god damn it.
[00:41:48]  Shut up.
[00:41:51]  Shut up, you fat slut tape-licking scat snort.
[00:41:55]  Shit is.
[00:41:56]  were inbred wife beaters who deserved what they got what a bunch of The Alamo's basement was the location of the secret pedo ring.
[00:42:09]  Shut up, Alamo Peto Ring and shut y'all up.
[00:42:12]  All of you, just shut up.
[00:42:14]  Shut up!
[00:42:14]  How does it feel to know that beaners teabag the Texas martyrs, including your ancestors?
[00:42:19]  Son of a bitch.
[00:42:20]  Who owns Texas now?
[00:42:23]  Who owns Texas now?
[00:42:28]  You're a goddamn liar, Mac.
[00:42:33]  You're a liar.
[00:42:35]  What the hell is this?
[00:42:36]  Comrade aesthetic, what the hell is this?
[00:42:42]  What kind of roosty crap is this?
[00:42:45]  I don't condone this roof.
[00:42:49]  What is this crap?
[00:42:51]  Goddamn roosty crap.
[00:42:53]  There's aesthetic again.
[00:42:54]  What the hell?
[00:42:55]  Ghost, we're here to stand by you.
[00:42:57]  Cloppers for ghost human.
[00:42:59]  What is going on here, man?
[00:43:01]  Remember the Texas.
[00:43:02]  What the hell's going on here?
[00:43:05]  Why don't you all just stop donating out?
[00:43:09]  I want to do it, show!
[00:43:11]  I want to do a show!
[00:43:13]  I want to do a show!
[00:43:17]  Demolish the Alamo, you fucking idiots, man.
[00:43:20]  I'm telling you, you wouldn't come down here to Texas and say that.
[00:43:24]  You wouldn't come down here.
[00:43:27]  The big yellow anus of Texas.
[00:43:29]  You wouldn't come down here and say it.
[00:43:31]  None of you Yankee punks would.
[00:43:33]  None of you, I dare you.
[00:43:35]  I know you wouldn't.
[00:43:37]  Santa Bana bombed Alamo.
[00:43:39]  Let's shut up.
[00:43:41]  Shut up, man.
[00:43:43]  Just shut the fuck up.
[00:43:44]  Readings from Oklahoma.
[00:43:45]  You drunk ass fucking.
[00:43:47]  I'm enjoying legal weed right now.
[00:43:49]  Stuff a bag yet in your mind.
[00:43:51]  Income equals charter, man.
[00:43:54]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:43:56]  Shut up.
[00:43:57]  Alamo Brody Ring, you fucking ass.
[00:44:00]  Shut up.
[00:44:01]  Shut up, Roman English show, man.
[00:44:04]  Ah!
[00:44:05]  Shut up!
[00:44:08]  Remember the Pedlamo, you fucking it!
[00:44:12]  Fucking idiot!
[00:44:14]  I wish this was your face!
[00:44:16]  You understand that?
[00:44:17]  I wish this was your face!
[00:44:19]  I wish this was your troll pucket face!
[00:44:26]  I wish this was your face, man!
[00:44:31]  NG descends from the Texas smart enough.
[00:44:34]  Shut up, alright?
[00:44:35]  Feels animated.
[00:44:39]  Shut up, you punks!
[00:44:41]  Stop!
[00:44:42]  Just freaking stop!
[00:44:43]  All of you people that are listening to me, just stop, man.
[00:44:47]  Alamo and Flago, man!
[00:44:49]  Shut up!
[00:44:52]  Shut up!
[00:44:54]  I'm gonna end this fucking show, man!
[00:44:56]  I'm not joking!
[00:44:57]  Just shut up!
[00:44:58]  Shut it up now!
[00:45:00]  Shut it up now!
[00:45:03]  Body bag Daryl, man, shut up, man.
[00:45:06]  Just shut up, or I'm gonna end this show!
[00:45:10]  Dime buck shot, Daryl!
[00:45:12]  Not this shit again!
[00:45:13]  No!
[00:45:14]  Don't do!
[00:45:17]  Damn it!
[00:45:20]  Jesus Christ!
[00:45:21]  Didn't you sons of bitches have enough of the dime bag trolls in the last show?
[00:45:28]  Texas today, Tejas tomorrow.
[00:45:32]  What?
[00:45:33]  Texas today, Teas tomorrow!
[00:45:37]  Hey, ghost, I think you will find this interesting.
[00:45:39]  A video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's secret documents that she doesn't want public.
[00:45:45]  Oh, God, dad, thanks for the 10 bucks, even though it looks like a virus.
[00:45:50]  All retards live in Texas.
[00:45:52]  Come down here to Texas and say that, you little punk.
[00:45:56]  Come down here and say that.
[00:45:59]  Six flags under Alamo?
[00:46:01]  Shut up!
[00:46:02]  Dude!
[00:46:04]  Look at him!
[00:46:05]  Just sponge dime Daryl pants!
[00:46:13]  Shut up!
[00:46:13]  I don't want to hear it!
[00:46:15]  Sponge dime Daryl pants!
[00:46:18]  Gee, Juza Juicifer Shit!
[00:46:22]  Shut up!
[00:46:24]  Just shut up!
[00:46:25]  Just shut the hell up!
[00:46:27]  Hope your duel days have been well.
[00:46:29]  I have recently a new group of duelists that are pretty impressive, and I think you would like them too.
[00:46:35]  They call themselves the Outer Circle.
[00:46:38]  They say yeehaw.
[00:46:39]  It's time to do doo-doo doo.
[00:46:41]  Oh, shut up.
[00:46:42]  Yummy, you.
[00:46:44]  Just let me, just let me catch my breath.
[00:47:05]  I'm just going to catch my goddamn breath, man.
[00:47:07]  Everybody, just listen.
[00:47:08]  Listen to me.
[00:47:08]  Just stop.
[00:47:09]  Okay, just stop.
[00:47:11]  Everybody stop.
[00:47:11]  I want to do a real show for a change, okay?
[00:47:15]  I want to do my show.
[00:47:16]  The ghost show, man.
[00:47:18]  I want to do my show.
[00:47:21]  Dime bag buckshot eater, man.
[00:47:23]  Don't disrespect dime bag, man.
[00:47:26]  Don't disrespect dime bag, man.
[00:47:30]  Dick Bag Daryl, you son of a b ⁇ !
[00:47:33]  Shut up, man!
[00:47:34]  Okay, remember the fag on shut up Just everybody, just shut up!

=== Taking Control Of The Show (09:27) ===

[00:47:44]  All of you hit that chat room!
[00:47:46]  All of you attempt to speak!
[00:47:47]  Just shut the hell up!
[00:47:51]  Just shut up!
[00:47:57]  I swear it's not a virus.
[00:47:59]  I'm a troll, yes.
[00:48:00]  A monster, no.
[00:48:02]  But I'm serious this time.
[00:48:03]  I don't believe you, Communists.
[00:48:05]  For once.
[00:48:06]  I don't believe you!
[00:48:08]  I don't believe you, Communist for Trump.
[00:48:10]  I don't believe you, man.
[00:48:12]  Daryl clapped Sandy Cheeks?
[00:48:15]  What the hell was that mean?
[00:48:19]  Remember the traitor Lama.
[00:48:21]  Fucking idiot.
[00:48:22]  Shut up.
[00:48:23]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs and don't besmirch Dime Bag Daryl or Pantera.
[00:48:30]  Don't you idiots understand that Dimebag Daryl was heavy metal, man?
[00:48:37]  Panterra was heavy metal.
[00:48:39]  They redefine metal.
[00:48:42]  You stupid pimp squeak punks.
[00:48:44]  You Justin Bieber analickers.
[00:48:46]  You don't know what real hardcore heavy metal music is if it slapped you upside your soy boy faces, man.
[00:48:56]  So shut up.
[00:48:57]  All of you, just shut the hell up.
[00:49:01]  Now stop donating, stop donating Texas speech so I can do my goddamn show.
[00:49:06]  I'm gonna do a damn show, man.
[00:49:09]  The lone incest state.
[00:49:10]  Now shut up, alright?
[00:49:11]  Just shut up.
[00:49:14]  Oh my god.
[00:49:17]  Dimebag and Crockett six feet, damn it.
[00:49:20]  Just shut up.
[00:49:21]  Stop donating me with this stupid macabre.
[00:49:26]  It's macabre.
[00:49:27]  What you're doing is macabre, man.
[00:49:31]  Texas Revolution fake news.
[00:49:33]  That's why we owe Texas, you son of a bitch.
[00:49:37]  Enemabag Daryl.
[00:49:39]  Enemabag, can you st- Shut up, man?
[00:49:44]  Shut up!
[00:49:45]  If it was a virus, then wouldn't I have the virus too?
[00:49:49]  Be real man.
[00:49:52]  What are you talking about, Communist for Trump?
[00:49:54]  I'm getting bombarded by trolls.
[00:49:56]  I'm getting infested by cyber vermin here.
[00:50:01]  I'm getting infested by cyber vermin, man.
[00:50:04]  My favorite metal band is my chemical romance.
[00:50:07]  Oh my god, you stupid fruity ass.
[00:50:10]  For Christ's sake, we can definitely tell you're bisexual.
[00:50:15]  Douchebag Daryl, you had it coming.
[00:50:17]  Why?
[00:50:19]  You didn't have nothing coming, man.
[00:50:21]  Shut up.
[00:50:23]  I teabag Daryl, you fucking idiots, nuts!
[00:50:27]  Stop it!
[00:50:29]  Stop making a mockery of my show, man!
[00:50:33]  If Israel is our friend, why did they kill 34 dimebag Daryls on the USS Alamo?
[00:50:38]  Shut up, Cucker Tarlson!
[00:50:39]  Shut up!
[00:50:41]  Shut up!
[00:50:41]  Shut all this crap up, man!
[00:50:44]  Viet Penno Nuban, shut up, man!
[00:50:46]  Everybody shut up and stop down.
[00:50:49]  Stop dying!
[00:50:50]  Stop it!
[00:50:51]  You're trying to be insane!
[00:50:53]  Shut up!
[00:50:54]  Stop doing a goddamn show!
[00:50:57]  You're trying to be insane!
[00:51:00]  I don't want to take this for a Monday, you sons of bitches!
[00:51:06]  I don't want to have to take this for a Monday!
[00:51:11]  I'm tired, man!
[00:51:14]  I'm getting tired of this troll terrorism, man!
[00:51:18]  I'm getting tired!
[00:51:20]  Oh, you people, you don't understand, man!
[00:51:22]  Every time I do a broadcast, these freaking trolls, they crawl up my ass!
[00:51:27]  They're a bad case of herpes!
[00:51:29]  They never go away.
[00:51:34]  They never go away.
[00:51:39]  They just never go away, man.
[00:51:43]  They just never go away.
[00:51:47]  And I just keep trying, man.
[00:51:48]  It's in 37 episodes I've been conducting this goddamn broadcast, man.
[00:51:52]  37 goddamn episodes, man.
[00:51:55]  And they just won't just won't stop, man.
[00:51:58]  They just fucking won't stop, man.
[00:52:03]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:52:04]  I've been taking this for over 52 minutes, man.
[00:52:08]  Now I want every one of you all to shut up and I want you all to stop.
[00:52:12]  And I want you to stop it now, you stupid punks.
[00:52:16]  And I want to get on and do my show.
[00:52:19]  That's what I fucking want to do.
[00:52:20]  I want to do my show.
[00:52:23]  It's my show.
[00:52:25]  It's the ghost show.
[00:52:28]  It's mine.
[00:52:29]  It belongs to me.
[00:52:32]  It's my show.
[00:52:36]  It's my goddamn show.
[00:52:39]  It's my goddamn show, you son of a bitch.
[00:52:45]  Now I want everybody to shut up.
[00:52:48]  And I want everybody to stop text-to-speech donating.
[00:52:51]  And I want you stupid weasel punks to listen.
[00:52:54]  And I want you to listen and sit there and shut up.
[00:53:00]  Just listen and shut up.
[00:53:03]  All of you.
[00:53:05]  All of you.
[00:53:09]  Just sit there and shut up.
[00:53:13]  my freaking heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit man let me just let me just go ahead Let me just go ahead All right, let me just catch my breath.
[00:53:31]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:53:32]  Let me just catch.
[00:53:33]  Let me just catch my breath, man.
[00:53:36]  Oh, God, man.
[00:53:38]  Let me just, let me just catch my breath for Christ's sake, man.
[00:53:42]  Jesus Christ, let me catch my breath.
[00:53:46]  Oh, God.
[00:53:47]  Oh, geez, man.
[00:53:49]  I just, I'm just, I'm tired of this, man.
[00:53:52]  I come here every day, man.
[00:53:54]  Every damn day I come up here, man.
[00:53:58]  And what happened?
[00:53:59]  Did y'all break text to speech now?
[00:54:01]  Now, text to speech is not working.
[00:54:04]  You broke it.
[00:54:06]  You see this crap?
[00:54:07]  You broke it, man.
[00:54:08]  You broke this crap.
[00:54:11]  You broke it, man.
[00:54:14]  Oh, God.
[00:54:17]  What else could go wrong today, man?
[00:54:19]  I mean, I'm not even kidding around, man.
[00:54:23]  I want what's going on here, man.
[00:54:30]  I mean, seriously, man, I'm not joking, man.
[00:54:35]  Oh, God.
[00:54:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:39]  What's going on?
[00:54:40]  I don't even know what's going on here anymore, man.
[00:54:44]  Oh, God, man.
[00:54:46]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:54:48]  I mean, something's happening, man.
[00:54:49]  Y'all broke the damn text to speech.
[00:54:51]  I don't know what's happening, man.
[00:54:54]  I don't know what's happening, man.
[00:54:56]  Y'all broke text to speech, man.
[00:54:58]  Oh, God.
[00:55:02]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:55:04]  I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore, man.
[00:55:07]  You broke it.
[00:55:08]  All of you idiots, you broke this crap.
[00:55:12]  You broke it.
[00:55:13]  Damn you.
[00:55:15]  God damn you.
[00:55:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:55:21]  You pieces of crap.
[00:55:22]  Well, you know what?
[00:55:25]  You all know what y'all broke this goddamn son of a bitch, man.
[00:55:29]  All right?
[00:55:30]  You all broken.
[00:55:31]  I don't know what's going on here.
[00:55:33]  It's broken.
[00:55:35]  It's freaking broken, man.
[00:55:38]  It's freaking broken right now, man.
[00:55:43]  All right, listen.
[00:55:45]  I don't know what's going on in text-to-speech, but thank God.
[00:55:49]  Thank God we've got a break.
[00:55:52]  Thank God we got a little bit of a break.
[00:55:53]  I don't know what you britched into this text-to-speech, but it's not working.
[00:55:59]  It's not goddamn working, man.
[00:56:03]  Oh, God.
[00:56:06]  Oh, God.
[00:56:08]  I just need to get my bearings straight, man.
[00:56:10]  Thank God, man.
[00:56:11]  This is just shit's broken now.
[00:56:13]  I mean, now y'all got to listen to me, man.
[00:56:16]  Now you've got to listen to me.
[00:56:19]  You hear me?
[00:56:21]  No, you've got to listen to me.
[00:56:28]  This damn thing's broken, man.
[00:56:30]  People are bitching.
[00:56:31]  And it's broken.
[00:56:33]  It's broken, man.
[00:56:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:40]  It's broken.
[00:56:42]  The social interactivity, it's broken because of you.
[00:56:47]  Why am I even doing it?
[00:56:48]  Why am I even here?
[00:56:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:51]  I mean, why am I even here?
[00:56:53]  For Christ's sake.
[00:56:56]  It's broken, man.
[00:56:57]  You broke it.
[00:56:58]  I can't, look, I'm trying to, it's broken!
[00:57:03]  It's broken!
[00:57:09]  Jesus Christ.

=== Why Is It Broken (14:57) ===

[00:57:12]  All right, look.
[00:57:13]  Now that this crap is broken, I'm going to start taking control of my goddamn show.
[00:57:19]  All right.
[00:57:19]  That's what I'm going to start doing.
[00:57:20]  All right.
[00:57:21]  I'm going to take control of my goddamn show.
[00:57:26]  Now, right now, you sons of bitches, right now.
[00:57:31]  You all, and I'm talking to you Democrats.
[00:57:34]  I'm talking to you left-wing long-haired bedwedding hippies.
[00:57:38]  You all better apologize to President Trump for doing the treason you've been conducting via the Robert Mueller investigation.
[00:57:47]  You all better apologize to Trump before Trump gets payback, baby.
[00:57:53]  All right, Trump's going to get some goddamn payback.
[00:57:57]  All right, Trump's going to get some goddamn payback.
[00:58:00]  And if you don't believe me, you all better start apologizing and you all better start apologizing now.
[00:58:08]  You understand that?
[00:58:10]  There's nothing for you to do, huh?
[00:58:12]  You dumb Democrats, you leftists.
[00:58:14]  There's nothing for you to do.
[00:58:16]  There's no collusion with Russia.
[00:58:18]  The Robert Mueller investigation exposed, exposed the corruption in the higher branches of the FBI.
[00:58:27]  It exposed the disgusting, despicable criminality of the Obama administration and Hillary Clinton.
[00:58:36]  That's what it did.
[00:58:38]  And I want each and every one of you goddamn leftists to get down on your goddamn knees right now.
[00:58:46]  All right?
[00:58:46]  If you're a goddamn left-wing bedwedding hippie, all right, if you're a goddamn Democrat, get on your knees right now.
[00:58:55]  Get on your knees and beg.
[00:58:58]  Beg for forgiveness.
[00:59:00]  Get on your knees and apologize to President Trump and apologize to everybody who supported President Trump.
[00:59:08]  You sons of bitches!
[00:59:10]  Get down on your knees right now!
[00:59:13]  You anal cheese-loving, pause-hole-sniffing, bad, period-smelling, yeast-infected, stiffened, herpes-slung, fluffin' pieces of goddamn troll terrorist crap.
[00:59:25]  Get down on your knees right now.
[00:59:28]  Get down on your goddamn knees right now.
[00:59:31]  And you better pray for forgiveness for all the treason that you Democrats and you leftists have done.
[00:59:38]  All right, get on your knees right now.
[00:59:42]  Get on your goddamn knees right now and do it.
[00:59:46]  You better do it now and do it good because it's our time now.
[00:59:51]  You understand that?
[00:59:53]  Huh?
[00:59:54]  This is our time now.
[00:59:55]  President Trump is taking aim at the Obama administration.
[00:59:59]  President Trump is taking aim at Hillary Clinton, baby.
[01:00:03]  And it's time to clean house.
[01:00:05]  It's time to clean house.
[01:00:07]  It's time to drain the swamp, baby.
[01:00:11]  It's time to drain the swamp.
[01:00:15]  So all of you sons of bitches, you Democrats, you treasonous Democrats, you anti-American Democrats, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness and apologize to President Trump.
[01:00:29]  Apologize and you better do it and you better do it good, boy.
[01:00:34]  You better do it goddamn good for Christ's sake.
[01:00:40]  And you notice, now all the Democrats are saying, oh, Robert Mueller, he went to an elite school.
[01:00:46]  He went to an elite high school and college.
[01:00:49]  So he's a part of the elitism.
[01:00:51]  He's helping Trump get away.
[01:00:53]  Oh, I thought y'all loved Robert Mueller, Democrats.
[01:00:56]  Remember?
[01:00:57]  You were holding Robert Mueller on a damn pedestal.
[01:01:00]  You were waxing his carrot.
[01:01:02]  You were spit shining his wee wee, Democrats.
[01:01:06]  And what happened?
[01:01:07]  Huh?
[01:01:07]  He closed his investigation with no further indictments, exonerating 100% Donald Trump of any kind of Russia collusion.
[01:01:17]  So it's time for all of you Democrats to get down on your goddamn knees.
[01:01:22]  Get down on your knees right now.
[01:01:25]  Get down on your knees right now, you punks.
[01:01:29]  And I want you all right now.
[01:01:30]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:01:31]  I want you all to get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.
[01:01:34]  You understand that?
[01:01:35]  Because I'm telling you right now, boy, Donald Trump, he's getting his I-Turner bitch slap hand strong.
[01:01:44]  He's getting his I-Turner bitch hand slapping hand strong.
[01:01:48]  And he's going to layeth the smack down on all these sons of bitches that were trying to commit treason on our country and that were trying to unseat a duly elected president.
[01:01:58]  You understand that?
[01:02:00]  You're goddamn right.
[01:02:01]  Get on your knees, you stupid punks in the chat room.
[01:02:05]  I'm not joking.
[01:02:07]  Get down on your knees and apologize to President Trump.
[01:02:11]  Get down on your knees and beg for mercy.
[01:02:14]  Beg for mercy.
[01:02:18]  You son of a bitch.
[01:02:23]  That's right, boys.
[01:02:24]  You better just sit down there and shut your goddamn mouths, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:02:30]  I'm not joking for Christ's sake, man.
[01:02:33]  I'm not joking.
[01:02:35]  You sons of bitches.
[01:02:39]  Shut up in the chat room, man.
[01:02:40]  This goes to all Democrats.
[01:02:43]  If you were a Democrat that wanted to take satisfaction in this fake news, isn't that what President Trump told all you sons of bitches?
[01:02:51]  It was fake news, wasn't it?
[01:02:53]  This Russia-Trump collusion crap.
[01:02:55]  But you kept pushing this initiative.
[01:02:57]  You kept pushing this issue and it was fake news.
[01:03:01]  It was fake goddamn news for Christ's sake.
[01:03:05]  You understand me, boy?
[01:03:07]  Huh?
[01:03:08]  You understand me?
[01:03:11]  Jesus Christ, do all of you understand me for Christ's sake?
[01:03:17]  I'm talking to you.
[01:03:19]  I'm talking to all of you for Christ's sake, man.
[01:03:26]  Son of a bitch.
[01:03:28]  For Christ's sake.
[01:03:30]  I'm talking to you, you son of a bitch.
[01:03:32]  I'm talking to all of you.
[01:03:36]  All of you.
[01:03:41]  All of you, son of a bitch.
[01:03:47]  All right.
[01:03:50]  All right.
[01:03:51]  I'm getting a little, I'm getting a little off keester here because of you sons of bitches.
[01:03:54]  I'm getting a little off keester up in this son of a bitch.
[01:03:57]  And I want every one of you sons of bitches right now, especially you Democrats that were out here talking garbage against my president.
[01:04:03]  It's time for you to get down on your goddamn knees.
[01:04:07]  It's time for you to get down on your goddamn knees and pray that President Trump doesn't throw his wrath upon you, you sons of bitches.
[01:04:18]  All of you troll terrorists.
[01:04:20]  You left-wing Democratic pieces of yang gang crap.
[01:04:24]  All of you.
[01:04:25]  All of you, you sons of bitches.
[01:04:31]  Woo!
[01:04:34]  All right.
[01:04:35]  Look, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[01:04:37]  We got technical difficulties going on.
[01:04:39]  Can you throw the technical difficulties, the title, the technical difficulties, title engineer?
[01:04:45]  Thank you.
[01:04:45]  All right.
[01:04:46]  Now, I'll be right back.
[01:04:47]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[01:04:49]  I'm going to have to restart this son of a bitch.
[01:04:51]  Don't go anywhere.
[01:04:53]  All right.
[01:04:53]  I got to restart this son of a bitch because for whatever reason.
[01:04:57]  This son of a bitch is not doing.
[01:04:59]  Look at this.
[01:05:00]  We're having all kinds of weird technical difficulties out here, man.
[01:05:04]  I don't know what the hell's going on.
[01:05:06]  All I'm trying to do is do a decent show out here.
[01:05:09]  That's all I'm trying to do is do a damn decent show.
[01:05:12]  And I don't know for whatever reason, we're just, we're in this crap.
[01:05:15]  I don't know what the hell's going on.
[01:05:17]  So I'll be right back.
[01:05:18]  Shut up.
[01:05:19]  All of you in the chat room.
[01:05:20]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:05:22]  All right.
[01:05:23]  I'll be right back.
[01:05:24]  Go ahead.
[01:05:26]  We're going to do this here.
[01:05:27]  We'll be right back.
[01:05:28]  Don't go anywhere and shut up.
[01:05:29]  All of you people in the chat.
[01:05:31]  Shut up.
[01:05:32]  Shut up in the chat room.
[01:05:34]  Shut your mouth.
[01:05:35]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:05:37]  Shut up.
[01:05:39]  Shut up.
[01:05:41]  Get this.
[01:05:42]  Can we restart this engineer for Christ's sake?
[01:05:44]  I don't want to look at these pricks.
[01:05:46]  All right.
[01:05:47]  I don't want to look at these pricks in the chat room.
[01:05:49]  Get it off.
[01:05:50]  All right.
[01:05:52]  All right.
[01:05:53]  We're going to restart this son of a bitch.
[01:05:55]  We'll be right back for heaven's sake, you son of a bitch.
[01:05:58]  Back here.
[01:05:59]  Are we back, engineer, for Christ's sake?
[01:06:02]  Are we back?
[01:06:07]  I think we're back.
[01:06:08]  I have no idea.
[01:06:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:06:12]  All right, take the crap off here.
[01:06:14]  I don't know what the hell's happening.
[01:06:15]  All right.
[01:06:16]  What's going on?
[01:06:17]  All right.
[01:06:17]  What the hell's going on here?
[01:06:21]  Folks, we're having technical difficulties right now.
[01:06:24]  Obviously, the engineer is working on it.
[01:06:26]  I don't know what the hell he's doing.
[01:06:28]  What are you doing back there, man?
[01:06:29]  I mean, are you working on this or what?
[01:06:31]  No, no.
[01:06:36]  All right.
[01:06:37]  While he's working on that, let's just go ahead and see if we can get on with this goddamn show for heaven's sake.
[01:06:44]  All right.
[01:06:44]  Do we got it?
[01:06:46]  Are we back?
[01:06:47]  All right.
[01:06:47]  Listen, we had some people that lost some donos here.
[01:06:51]  All right.
[01:06:52]  Now, what we're going to do is we're going to replay these donos, okay?
[01:06:57]  So here we go.
[01:06:58]  We're starting from, oh my God.
[01:07:02]  All right.
[01:07:03]  We're starting from this one here, and we're going to keep it going.
[01:07:05]  All right.
[01:07:07]  There we go.
[01:07:08]  Real cool.
[01:07:08]  Real funny.
[01:07:10]  Real funny, you idiots.
[01:07:11]  Look at these, look at these freaking, oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:07:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:07:17]  Oh, yeah.
[01:07:18]  Dime bag made death metal.
[01:07:20]  Real funny, you idiot, all right?
[01:07:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:25]  Look at this.
[01:07:26]  18 naked martyrs, asshole.
[01:07:28]  Naked martyrs in the showers at the Alamo.
[01:07:30]  Big, heart-throbbing martyr cocks wanting to be sucked.
[01:07:33]  Can you just shut up, please?
[01:07:36]  All right?
[01:07:36]  Martyrs in the Diamond Alamo.
[01:07:39]  Stop making fun of the damn Texas martyrs, you son of a bitch.
[01:07:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:46]  Dimebag LOLU died.
[01:07:48]  Is this what I came back for for Christ's sake, man?
[01:07:50]  Huh?
[01:07:52]  Is this what I came back for?
[01:07:54]  For heaven's sake, man.
[01:07:55]  That's enough.
[01:07:56]  All right?
[01:07:56]  That's enough.
[01:07:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:01]  Quit whining, you bitch.
[01:08:03]  I got your bitch.
[01:08:05]  That'll teach him for stealing music.
[01:08:07]  Stealing music?
[01:08:08]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:08:10]  I'm still standing, 37-0.
[01:08:13]  I'm still standing.
[01:08:15]  Soy bag Daryl, you asshole.
[01:08:19]  I don't even know why.
[01:08:20]  Why did I even come back for Christ's sake?
[01:08:22]  Let the engineer do his show.
[01:08:25]  It's my show.
[01:08:26]  It's the GOAT show, you scumbags.
[01:08:30]  I'd buy that.
[01:08:31]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:32]  I'd rather make fun of Texas.
[01:08:37]  This is what we were missing.
[01:08:38]  This is what we were missing here.
[01:08:40]  No!
[01:08:42]  Fuck you with the fucking nose.
[01:08:44]  Son of a bitch!
[01:08:45]  Shut up!
[01:08:47]  Shut the hell up, man!
[01:08:50]  And here's Dark Me Magician, girl.
[01:08:51]  Oh, yes, Ghostler.
[01:08:53]  Take me and Captain Desi out to the woodshop.
[01:08:55]  Oh, just shut up and leave Captain Desi alone.
[01:08:58]  Hey, you TN Apostle!
[01:09:01]  TN Apostle!
[01:09:02]  As a Marine Bob Mueller should feel fucking ashamed.
[01:09:05]  You're goddamn right, TN Apostle in the house, maybe $25 dono.
[01:09:09]  I ain't getting on my knees.
[01:09:11]  God isn't real and I'm too old to pretend his S. You son of a bitch, shut up.
[01:09:16]  You better apologize.
[01:09:18]  Cuckler III ICEA, don't let these cucks get to you.
[01:09:21]  I'm trying not to, man.
[01:09:22]  You hear, I'm trying not to.
[01:09:26]  True PayPig radio.
[01:09:27]  I only get down on my knees in front of you, ghost.
[01:09:30]  Ah, Jesus.
[01:09:31]  Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk, all right?
[01:09:36]  Anyway, listen, TN Apostle just hooked it up with a $25 bill, and that means that I gotta break out some beer so I can say cheers to TN Apostle.
[01:09:48]  And the meme magician also donated $25, so we'll go ahead and give him the meme magic news, whatever the hell his name was.
[01:09:55]  All right, I guess it's about that time where we start cracking open some beers.
[01:10:00]  You know what time it is, right?
[01:10:01]  More beer!
[01:10:04]  Goddamn right, man.
[01:10:05]  Get some more beer up in this son of a bitch.
[01:10:08]  For Christ's sake, man.
[01:10:10]  And the reason I'm breaking this open is because we got TN Apostle for the $25, man.
[01:10:16]  He's cool, man.
[01:10:18]  He's a chill guy.
[01:10:19]  I like old TN Apostle, even though everybody's a hater.
[01:10:22]  Everybody's a hater of old TN Apostle.
[01:10:25]  I do want to say cheers.
[01:10:26]  Now, look, we've gotten the Texas speech squared off.
[01:10:30]  All the folks that were out here that donated, that weren't showing, it's showing now.
[01:10:36]  All right, so there's no problem.
[01:10:37]  Look at you're you're a man child for two bucks.
[01:10:41]  So anyway, let's let's move on, all right?
[01:10:44]  I was having, once again, I want all you Democrats and you leftists to apologize to President Trump, or we're going to have, you know, it's going to be payback.
[01:10:52]  It's going to be payback time.
[01:10:53]  You understand?
[01:10:54]  Either get down on your knees and apologize to Trump or it's or it's you're going to get it.
[01:11:01]  All right, just put it that way.
[01:11:03]  I don't want to make any threats, okay?
[01:11:05]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:11:08]  Broke Dick broke back dime bag.
[01:11:11]  You son of a bitch.
[01:11:12]  Listen, don't talk that way about dime bag Daryl, okay?
[01:11:16]  Dimebag Daryl was heavy metal, man.
[01:11:19]  He was heavy.
[01:11:20]  What is this?
[01:11:20]  This is our show, bitch.
[01:11:22]  We own you, your dog, your wheelchair.
[01:11:25]  Shut up, your ass.
[01:11:26]  It's my show.
[01:11:27]  Obama TTS!
[01:11:29]  And I will fly over to the Alamo and make 9-11 look like a broken.
[01:11:32]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[01:11:33]  Yeah, you talk real tough over the internet.
[01:11:35]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:36]  You talk real tough over the internet, man.
[01:11:38]  That ghost, I don't know where he gets his info, but he's fake news.
[01:11:43]  Oh, shut up, your ass.
[01:11:45]  President Donald Trump listens to me.
[01:11:47]  Don't listen.
[01:11:48]  This is a fake Donald Trump.
[01:11:50]  That's a fake Donald Trump, man.
[01:11:52]  He should apologize.
[01:11:53]  That's a fake Donald Trump.
[01:11:56]  That's a fake Donald Trump, man.
[01:11:59]  Trump can suckle my dick like just shut your stupid steak and salmon smelling hole.
[01:12:05]  All right.
[01:12:06]  Please, just, just, just shut up.

=== Markets And Federal Reserve (15:56) ===

[01:12:09]  All right.
[01:12:11]  Everybody, just shut up.
[01:12:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:12:18]  What is this?
[01:12:20]  We live here, the Texas National Guard.
[01:12:24]  All right.
[01:12:24]  Well, cheers to the Texas National Guard.
[01:12:26]  As a matter of fact, the Coast Guard as well while we're at it.
[01:12:29]  Texas Alamo Gay Bar.
[01:12:32]  All right, look, we've had enough of that.
[01:12:34]  That's about enough.
[01:12:35]  All right.
[01:12:36]  Can we get on with the show?
[01:12:37]  Let's get to some markets here.
[01:12:38]  How about that?
[01:12:40]  All right.
[01:12:40]  I've already warned you, Democrats, and you long-haired liberal bedweding hippies that you better get down on your knees and apologize to Trump or you're going to get it.
[01:12:48]  So let's go ahead and get to some goddamn real news.
[01:12:51]  What is this?
[01:12:51]  Get down on your knees.
[01:12:53]  Get down on your knees and apologize.
[01:12:55]  All you Democrat troll terrorists.
[01:12:58]  You damn right for making fun of me after soiling my wheelchair.
[01:13:02]  Oh, God, engineer.
[01:13:04]  It happened again.
[01:13:05]  Shut up.
[01:13:06]  I don't have a wheelchair, you son of a bitch, and ain't nobody soiling a goddamn thing.
[01:13:10]  All right.
[01:13:12]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:13]  Anyway, let's get to the markets, shall we?
[01:13:17]  Before we get rudely interrupted by a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[01:13:22]  Now, for you folks that were unaware, the Federal Reserve met last week on whether or not they were going to raise interest rates or hold steady.
[01:13:31]  They decided to hold steady.
[01:13:35]  I cheatanam with.
[01:13:38]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:41]  Anyway, the Federal Reserve did not raise interest rates last week.
[01:13:45]  And what happened?
[01:13:47]  What happened?
[01:13:48]  Let Jackal do the show.
[01:13:51]  Just shut up.
[01:13:51]  Did Jackal do the markets?
[01:13:53]  I'm doing the markets, you son of a bitch.
[01:13:55]  I'm doing the markets.
[01:13:57]  What is this?
[01:13:58]  That the McClatchy bid for Tribune Publishing is dead as a doornail sent the stock spiraling over another name.
[01:14:04]  Magician news, you son of a bitch.
[01:14:06]  Slumping people.
[01:14:07]  40 cents a share before closing at $12.
[01:14:10]  God damn it.
[01:14:13]  Stop trying to do my goddamn job.
[01:14:18]  Why do y'all do this to me, man?
[01:14:19]  This is my show, man.
[01:14:21]  This is what I do.
[01:14:23]  Why are y'all taking this away from me, man?
[01:14:25]  That's not funny, man.
[01:14:26]  That's not nice.
[01:14:28]  All right?
[01:14:31]  Son of a bitch.
[01:14:35]  Let me continue on for heaven's sake, all right?
[01:14:38]  As I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted by these troll terrorists.
[01:14:41]  The Federal Reserve did not raise interest rates.
[01:14:44]  They kept interest rates the same.
[01:14:46]  And did you see how the market responded?
[01:14:48]  They sold off because even they know that this dovish attempt at not raising interest rates is not going to keep up the markets.
[01:14:57]  Because I'm telling you, folks, all right, there's complete stagnation ahead in quarter three and four of fiscal year 2019.
[01:15:06]  I would not be investing in stocks right now unless you're value investing in some kind of high-yield dividend blue chip stock.
[01:15:16]  If that's the case, well, then, you know, that's a strategy.
[01:15:19]  But, you know, if you're doing anything else, if you think that you're going to make some big-time money, you know, investing in stocks over here, you've got another thing coming, all right?
[01:15:26]  I think we're going to see a contraction.
[01:15:28]  What is this?
[01:15:29]  Stocks rallied from being in the negative most of the day to finish.
[01:15:33]  Oh, it's the damn it taxes.
[01:15:36]  Closing at 25,000.
[01:15:38]  Stop doing my job, man.
[01:15:40]  NASDAQ lost $7,637.
[01:15:45]  I was just going to get to the market.
[01:15:47]  Closing at $2,798.
[01:15:50]  God.
[01:15:51]  The Federal Reserve kept interest rates.
[01:15:55]  Thank you.
[01:15:55]  That's what I was just getting to.
[01:15:56]  Captain Jesse, $100.
[01:16:00]  Like a boss.
[01:16:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:04]  $100 dono.
[01:16:07]  Like a boss.
[01:16:09]  Oh, man.
[01:16:10]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:16:11]  Just thought I'd flex some nuts.
[01:16:13]  I'm going to go to work later tonight.
[01:16:16]  Working the night shift.
[01:16:17]  Cheers to you and cheers to the inner circle.
[01:16:20]  Hey, cheers to the rest of tonight.
[01:16:22]  Trolls should apologize.
[01:16:24]  Metal for life.
[01:16:26]  You're damn right.
[01:16:27]  Captain Dessey with the $100 dono, baby.
[01:16:30]  He's back and he's flexing nuts.
[01:16:33]  He's flexing his nuts.
[01:16:36]  In a sophisticated targeted espionage operation, hackers infected tens of thousands of computers from the Taiwanese vendor ASUS with malicious software using the company's online automatic update service. Security researchers reported Monday.
[01:16:49]  Yeah, I heard about that meme magician.
[01:16:52]  I heard about that.
[01:16:53]  Stop trying to take my job.
[01:16:55]  I heard that if you have an ASIS computer, you better watch your ass because it may be on a zombie chain taking directives from a central command.
[01:17:02]  I'm just saying that.
[01:17:03]  I'm just saying.
[01:17:04]  I'm just saying.
[01:17:06]  Hey, Ghost, maybe you should move the show start time to 8:30 p.m. and to limit TTS so you can get to radio graffiti in the third hour like the old show, so people on the East Coast won't have to stay in the middle of the day.
[01:17:17]  Here we go with the East Coast to get Gutsa.
[01:17:20]  I will consider it, man.
[01:17:22]  This is internet prime time right now.
[01:17:24]  You understand that?
[01:17:26]  Your long-lost daughter.
[01:17:27]  I have been trying to find you for 20 years.
[01:17:29]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:30]  I am your daughter.
[01:17:31]  I would like to meet you and suck your 15 and a half inch shit.
[01:17:34]  That's gross, man.
[01:17:35]  Look, shut up.
[01:17:36]  Shut up.
[01:17:37]  I got to do some cheers here.
[01:17:38]  I got to do cheers to Captain Desi.
[01:17:41]  My little pony.
[01:17:42]  My little pony.
[01:17:43]  Ah, ah, ah.
[01:17:44]  You're hot.
[01:17:45]  My little pony.
[01:17:46]  I used to wonder what Freddie's.
[01:17:48]  I'm a little pony until you all shared its magic with me.
[01:17:50]  Big adventure.
[01:17:51]  All right, we get it, Kahakahara, Takahashi, Yakahomo.
[01:17:55]  We get it.
[01:17:55]  All right, we get it.
[01:17:57]  We get it.
[01:17:58]  All right.
[01:17:59]  Now, everybody stop.
[01:18:01]  Everybody stop, Donald Trump.
[01:18:02]  He wouldn't say that.
[01:18:03]  All right.
[01:18:03]  Donald Trump wouldn't say that.
[01:18:05]  So shut up.
[01:18:06]  I want to say cheers to TN Apostle, all right, for the $25 dono.
[01:18:12]  Meme Magician News for the $25 dono, even though he was trying to troll me with the son of a bitch.
[01:18:17]  And of course, Captain Desi, baby, flexing his nuts, throwing down a $100 bill like a boss.
[01:18:26]  Oh my God, Cuckler III!
[01:18:28]  I'll flex my nuts too and drop $25.
[01:18:31]  It's Cuckler!
[01:18:33]  Oh my God, the newest member of the inner circle, Cuckler.
[01:18:36]  Everybody's flexing nuts, man.
[01:18:38]  Everybody's flexing nuts.
[01:18:40]  Which is 40% owned by a subsidiary of Yahoo Japan, will initially trade Bitcoin, BTC, and Ethereum, ETH, with margin positions available in three additional cryptocurrencies, Litecoin, LTC, Meme Magician.
[01:18:55]  First of all, the Meme Magician show.
[01:18:56]  Wait a minute.
[01:18:57]  Hold on.
[01:18:57]  This ain't your show.
[01:18:59]  This ain't your goddamn show.
[01:19:01]  Oil prices rise amid supply chains.
[01:19:03]  Stop dropping economic slowdowns.
[01:19:05]  Stop, man.
[01:19:06]  WTI went up 36 cents to close at 59.
[01:19:09]  Stop trying to do my job.
[01:19:14]  Stop doing my job.
[01:19:16]  Shut up.
[01:19:16]  Text to speech.
[01:19:18]  Shut up.
[01:19:21]  Now let me say a toast here.
[01:19:23]  I got to say a toast.
[01:19:25]  All right.
[01:19:25]  Cuckler III for the $25 dono.
[01:19:28]  Cheers to the Cuckler, man.
[01:19:30]  Newest member of the inner circle, man.
[01:19:31]  Cheers to you.
[01:19:32]  Cheers once again to TN Apostle for the $25, man.
[01:19:36]  Cheers to this asshole meme magician, whatever.
[01:19:40]  He's trying to take away my show.
[01:19:41]  He did put $25, so cheers to him.
[01:19:44]  And cheers to Captain Dessey flexing nuts with the $100 dono like a boss.
[01:19:52]  Like a boss, baby.
[01:19:54]  All right, look at all the haters in the chat room, huh?
[01:19:57]  Look at all the haters flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, hating, hating at her.
[01:20:02]  Like, man, that's not funny.
[01:20:04]  Dessey donated $100, man, and I don't have nothing.
[01:20:08]  I'm just some stupid, dumb sleigh boy that wants to hate on everybody because my life is insignificant and I need a little bit of a fucking slap in the ass.
[01:20:18]  Anyway, I want to say once again, cheers to Cuckler III.
[01:20:24]  Cheers to the TN Apostle.
[01:20:26]  Cheers to the meme magician, whatever, news or whatever it was for 25.
[01:20:31]  And Captain Dessey, like a boss.
[01:20:36]  Cheers, baby.
[01:20:37]  Cheers.
[01:20:38]  Dessey's mom's boyfriend paid.
[01:20:42]  Shut up.
[01:20:42]  All right.
[01:20:42]  Go shut your stupid mouth.
[01:20:44]  All right.
[01:20:44]  Cheers, baby.
[01:20:45]  Cheers.
[01:20:46]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:20:48]  I, for one, am thankful for both the TTS lady and the Meme Magician show for the news.
[01:20:54]  Oh, shut up.
[01:20:57]  Unlike ghost.
[01:20:58]  Shut up, stack man.
[01:20:59]  Eggplant in chat for respect to meme magician.
[01:21:02]  Eggplant in chat.
[01:21:04]  Look, no, no eggplant in the goddamn chat.
[01:21:07]  I hate doing your job, but you're taking forever to actually do your job.
[01:21:11]  I'm trying to do my job.
[01:21:15]  I'm trying.
[01:21:15]  Let me talk.
[01:21:18]  Ghost the sellout.
[01:21:19]  Yeah, shut up, asshole, all right?
[01:21:22]  What are you talking about?
[01:21:23]  I'm a sellout, man.
[01:21:24]  I am the underground.
[01:21:26]  Don't you understand that?
[01:21:29]  I am the underground.
[01:21:32]  Welcome back, Desi.
[01:21:33]  Please do not allow these low lives to fuck with you.
[01:21:36]  Look at all the love in the chat lol hashtag sarcasm.
[01:21:40]  Cheers.
[01:21:40]  Yeah, no kidding.
[01:21:41]  Cheers to Blackworm.
[01:21:43]  No kidding, man.
[01:21:44]  All right.
[01:21:45]  Look at all these haters in the chat, Desi.
[01:21:47]  All right.
[01:21:48]  And by the way, I am the Internet Underground, you unappreciative pricks.
[01:21:53]  I am the Internet Underground.
[01:21:55]  And don't you ever forget it.
[01:22:01]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:22:02]  All right.
[01:22:04]  I'm going to get to the markets whether you pricks like it or not.
[01:22:08]  Okay?
[01:22:10]  Now, what is it?
[01:22:11]  Engineer does the markets.
[01:22:13]  Ado Yadu Yah, WTI Sweet Crude, Aha, Doya, Ahack.
[01:22:17]  Don't make fun of the engineer.
[01:22:20]  That's horrible.
[01:22:21]  That's horrible.
[01:22:22]  They're making fun of the engineer.
[01:22:24]  I'm because they're making fun of the engineer, the great thing.
[01:22:31]  Oh, God.
[01:22:32]  That's horrible.
[01:22:34]  Meme magicians.
[01:22:34]  Only then will you become more powerful and unlock your full power and potential.
[01:22:40]  What are you trying to inspire, meme magician?
[01:22:43]  Huh?
[01:22:44]  What are you trying to inspire here?
[01:22:46]  You know the power of meme sorcery.
[01:22:48]  All right, you know the power of it, so stop it.
[01:22:51]  All right, everybody, just stop it for Christ's sake.
[01:22:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:22:57]  You all think this meme magic is a game, don't you?
[01:23:00]  You all think it's some kind of a big game.
[01:23:02]  It's not a game.
[01:23:03]  It's serious.
[01:23:04]  It's serious business.
[01:23:07]  Let me get my goddamn beer once again.
[01:23:09]  Cheers, Desi.
[01:23:10]  Cheers, TN Apostle.
[01:23:12]  Cheers to Cuckler III.
[01:23:16]  Me Magic News.
[01:23:18]  Cheers to all you guys, man.
[01:23:20]  $25 dono.
[01:23:21]  Desi with a $100 dono.
[01:23:23]  Cheers, baby.
[01:23:29]  Now!
[01:23:31]  Now that you guys may be letting me talk, let's get to the markets, okay?
[01:23:37]  Now, as I stated, I don't think that we're going to see the type of growth that we saw in the stock market for the past two years this year.
[01:23:45]  And like I said, look for fiscal year 2019, quarter three and four, quarter three and four, because I personally believe with all the gridlock that we have in Congress, with all the weird things that are happening financially with the Federal Reserve and everything of that capacity.
[01:24:04]  Moreover, I just don't think that we're going to have the amount of sales or revenue necessary in some of these publicly traded companies that we had last year.
[01:24:15]  Because lest we forget that within the past two years, we've had some exponential growth.
[01:24:21]  All right.
[01:24:21]  Exponential growth.
[01:24:24]  And in that growth process, it was so high that I don't believe that we're going to be able to meet the streets' expectations.
[01:24:32]  In the 70s, Ghost smoked Mexican weed that we sprayed with Paraquat.
[01:24:36]  What?
[01:24:37]  He got a month-long lung infection that restricted his oxygen intake severely.
[01:24:41]  What?
[01:24:42]  This resulted in major brain damage.
[01:24:44]  This explains his retardation and why he is bad at market domain.
[01:24:49]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[01:24:51]  Let me tell you something, man.
[01:24:52]  I'm not, you people, there's been a lot of rumors about me that I'm a CIA agent or, you know, that I'm one of these, you know, glow-in-the-dark fools or something.
[01:25:02]  I am not, okay?
[01:25:03]  I am not.
[01:25:04]  I am not.
[01:25:05]  I want to repeat that again.
[01:25:06]  I am not affiliated with the fucking CIA.
[01:25:10]  All right.
[01:25:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:25:13]  See, you're making me belch just talking about it, man.
[01:25:19]  And no, I'm not with the massage.
[01:25:21]  Shut up.
[01:25:23]  All right?
[01:25:24]  I'm not with the massage.
[01:25:25]  Shut up.
[01:25:26]  The truth.
[01:25:27]  What is this?
[01:25:28]  I'm not surprised that Ghost takes money from pedo's like Desiree.
[01:25:31]  Oh, shut up.
[01:25:32]  Trump has been known to hang out with kids.
[01:25:34]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[01:25:35]  All right.
[01:25:36]  We did an internal investigation on Desi.
[01:25:38]  Shut up.
[01:25:39]  Denture stocks up 50%.
[01:25:43]  Oh, Jesus, man.
[01:25:45]  I mean, listen, I'm trying to do the markets here.
[01:25:48]  I'm trying to tell you guys what's going on in the markets.
[01:25:51]  I'm trying to warn you guys not to entertain any stocks at this point in time because I feel that we're due for a contraction.
[01:25:58]  There are too many factors in play, and I'm trying to enlighten you on those factors, but you people don't even give a crap.
[01:26:08]  So once again, all right, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrial.
[01:26:11]  It is up 14.51 points, a percentage increase of 0.06% on the day, closing out the Dow at 25,516.83 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
[01:26:25]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:26:26]  We are going to see a contraction.
[01:26:28]  It's not a matter of if it's win.
[01:26:30]  It's not a matter of if it's win.
[01:26:32]  Do you understand?
[01:26:33]  S ⁇ P 500 was down today, 2.35 points.
[01:26:37]  What the hell is this?
[01:26:39]  Global spending on legal cannabis worldwide will hit $57 billion in a decade.
[01:26:44]  According to Arcview Market Research and BDS Analytics, legal cannabis revenue in the is projected to hit $23.4 billion.
[01:26:52]  Cannabis revenue.
[01:26:53]  Are you serious, man?
[01:26:55]  I mean, they've legalized it, dude.
[01:26:58]  I already did the markets, but I'll go over them again.
[01:27:01]  Shut up!
[01:27:05]  Stop trying to do my job, man!
[01:27:10]  Losing two and five points today.
[01:27:13]  Growth is flat in 2019.
[01:27:15]  Yee-haw.
[01:27:16]  Just shove it up your ass, please.
[01:27:19]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[01:27:21]  And by the way, I mean, $57 million in the legal cannabis market?
[01:27:27]  I mean, if they've legalized weed, why are people going and still spending large sums of money on it?
[01:27:33]  It's legal.
[01:27:35]  I mean, what does it take to grow weed?
[01:27:37]  I mean, what?
[01:27:38]  It takes a pot?
[01:27:39]  How much does a pot cost?
[01:27:40]  Mean a dollar?
[01:27:42]  In other news, heavy metal is having its own hashtag MeTooMovement to battle against the misogyny and rape culture within the high decibel music scene.
[01:27:51]  Ghost is taking forever to do the market.
[01:27:53]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:27:54]  That better be a freaking troll there, Fat Marshal.
[01:27:58]  Footler?
[01:28:00]  Bieber's feet.
[01:28:01]  Bieber's, he's got a lot of problems here.
[01:28:03]  He's having some mental breakdown, old Bieber.

=== Legalizing Marijuana Now (02:16) ===

[01:28:05]  You hear about him, huh?
[01:28:06]  What is this?
[01:28:07]  Ghost, I have been looking for you for 20 years.
[01:28:10]  I am your daughter.
[01:28:11]  I would love to finally meet you and suck on your 15 and a half inches.
[01:28:15]  That's disgusting, man.
[01:28:16]  Who the hell would donate that?
[01:28:18]  That's disgusting, man.
[01:28:20]  Now, listen, I'm serious about this marijuana legalization stuff.
[01:28:24]  Why are people buying weed?
[01:28:26]  All right.
[01:28:26]  The reason I'm buying it from the Mexican kid that's on the corner selling candy apples is because it's still illegal here in Texas.
[01:28:34]  Okay?
[01:28:35]  But I mean, what does it take to grow marijuana?
[01:28:38]  You got a pot for a dollar.
[01:28:40]  You get some dirt from outside your backyard.
[01:28:43]  All right.
[01:28:43]  You throw some seeds in it.
[01:28:45]  You know, you wait about three and a half, four months, and you cut it off.
[01:28:48]  You dry it out and you smoke it.
[01:28:50]  What the hell is so wrong with this crap?
[01:28:53]  I mean, $57 billion.
[01:28:55]  I mean, look, let me tell you people something, okay?
[01:28:59]  And this goes out to you folks that smoke that, you know, that kind of weed that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
[01:29:06]  You know what I'm talking about?
[01:29:07]  Regs.
[01:29:08]  You know, for all those that smoke regs or what do y'all guys call it now?
[01:29:12]  Reggie bush.
[01:29:13]  Is that what y'all call it?
[01:29:15]  The old Reggie bush.
[01:29:16]  For you folks that are smoking that old Reggie, what you should do is you should take the seeds that are left over in that bag and don't throw it in a trash can.
[01:29:25]  Don't throw it in a freaking trash bag.
[01:29:28]  You should go out to wherever there's some lush vegetation, forest, a lawn, grass, whatever, and just throw those seeds.
[01:29:36]  Just throw them out there, man.
[01:29:38]  Just throw them out there in the grass.
[01:29:41]  Throw them out in the forest.
[01:29:42]  Throw them out everywhere, man.
[01:29:44]  So that when the goddamn weed starts growing wild, what are they going to do then?
[01:29:50]  What are they going to do then?
[01:29:53]  I'm just saying, man, I cannot believe why we're having a marijuana, $57 billion industry out here, man.
[01:30:02]  I mean, good God.
[01:30:05]  I'm serious, folks.
[01:30:06]  If you're smoking Reggie Bush, take your freaking seeds and just throw them out in some vegetation.
[01:30:10]  Throw them out in the grass in a yard.
[01:30:14]  Throw them out in the forest.
[01:30:16]  And let this son of a bitch grow wild, baby.
[01:30:19]  Let it grow wild.

=== San Antonio Priorities (15:40) ===

[01:30:22]  I'm serious, man.
[01:30:23]  $57 billion for a freaking marijuana.
[01:30:27]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:30:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:30:31]  Give me my freaking bitch.
[01:30:33]  $57 billion, man?
[01:30:35]  Good God.
[01:30:38]  Give me my freaking drink.
[01:30:46]  Anyway, they already did the markets, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:30:49]  I mean, well, I mean, I guess let's go to the crypto market.
[01:30:54]  I don't even know what to do anymore.
[01:30:55]  You people have literally have taken over my show.
[01:30:59]  You people have literally taken over my show.
[01:31:01]  Show y'all already gone over the damn stock market.
[01:31:04]  Y'all already gone over the damn commodities.
[01:31:06]  Y'all already gone over the damn cryptos.
[01:31:08]  I don't even know what I'm doing here for Christ's sake.
[01:31:11]  Let's move on, okay?
[01:31:12]  I've already talked about how the leftist and the liberal tears are flowing freely because the Democrats now think that Robert Mueller is a part of a conspiracy.
[01:31:21]  Robert Mueller is a part of a conspiracy to help Trump.
[01:31:26]  Remember when Robert Mueller was the Democrats' darling?
[01:31:29]  Was the left-wing media's darling?
[01:31:31]  I'll just wait till that Robert Mueller report comes out.
[01:31:34]  And I think that's it for Trump.
[01:31:36]  It's the beginning of the end.
[01:31:37]  It's the beginning of the end.
[01:31:42]  Well, I want to talk about something else because I've already talked about that a little bit.
[01:31:46]  Now, I want to talk a little bit about the city that I'm currently residing in.
[01:31:49]  I'm currently living in San Antonio, better known as San Hambonio, Texas.
[01:31:55]  And the reason it's called San Hambonio is because if you want my personal opinion, if you walk out in most of San Antonio, it looks like an outdoor Walmart.
[01:32:04]  Okay, y'all seen the people of Walmart, right?
[01:32:07]  Well, that's what most of the city looks like when you're walking amongst the general public out here.
[01:32:12]  Now, why am I bringing up San Antonio, the city of San Antonio?
[01:32:16]  Because the city council, and I told you all about this, I told you all that the city of San Antonio has passed a law that if you have any history of you criticizing the LGBTQ or making disparaging remarks against the LGBTQ,
[01:32:37]  that San Antonio will prohibit you from doing business with the San Antonio government and prohibit you from running for San Antonio office.
[01:32:47]  Now, I've told you all about this many times.
[01:32:50]  Well, now they've asserted that law and they've asserted that law with Chick-fil-A.
[01:32:57]  Have y'all heard about this?
[01:32:59]  They have, I'm not even joking, they are denying.
[01:33:02]  The city of San Antonio is denying Chick-fil-A to open a small little location in the San Antonio airport because of Chick-fil-A's quote-unquote anti-LGBTQ stance.
[01:33:16]  Can you believe this?
[01:33:18]  Can you believe this?
[01:33:21]  Now, I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
[01:33:24]  The person that passed this stupid law, if you want my opinion, is an in-the-closet fruit bowl by the name of, what's his name?
[01:33:32]  Diego Bernal.
[01:33:34]  Okay, he's a state representative out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[01:33:40]  He is a complete phony, disgusting, pathetic waste of a human being.
[01:33:46]  He was the one during his tenure.
[01:33:49]  He was a city councilman at the time, Diego Bernal.
[01:33:52]  And who was the mayor at this time when they passed this ridiculous law, the anti-LGBTQ law?
[01:33:59]  None other than Julian Castro.
[01:34:03]  Julian Castro, the Mexican Democrat golden boy that is now running for president.
[01:34:09]  And if he's going to run on the fact that he was just the mayor of San Antonio, I'd like for everybody to come down to San Antonio and see how San Antonio is.
[01:34:18]  It's a fucking garbage hole.
[01:34:19]  Okay, the only reason I live here, hold on just a second.
[01:34:24]  Chick-fil-A.
[01:34:25]  Shan-Hay doesn't even donate to anti-gay groups anymore.
[01:34:28]  They stopped that shit in like 2012.
[01:34:31]  Leftists are calling their donos anti-gay just because they give to churches.
[01:34:36]  I have no problem eating there as a tranny.
[01:34:38]  I eat there every Baller Friday.
[01:34:40]  I mean, it's what I'm saying.
[01:34:42]  Ashley doesn't have a problem eating there, and Ashley's a tranny.
[01:34:47]  And let me explain something here.
[01:34:49]  I think this is very dangerous.
[01:34:51]  And I think that San Antonio should be ashamed of itself.
[01:34:55]  Okay.
[01:34:56]  Because while they're supposedly so concerned about the LGBTQ community in San Antonio to prohibit Chick-fil-A from opening up at the San Antonio Metropolitan Airport, meanwhile, while Dallas and Houston and Austin, Texas are lowering their recent HIV infections amongst this demographic, out here in San Antonio, HIV and AIDS is running rampant.
[01:35:26]  And if you don't believe me, Google up right now, San Antonio HIV clusters.
[01:35:33]  And you'll get the local media of like, hey, we've got local HIV clusters out here and we've got to stop it.
[01:35:43]  So, I mean, that's a little bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
[01:35:47]  All right.
[01:35:47]  This is a city that supposedly cares about the LGBTQ so much that they're going to prohibit anybody from doing business with the city or running for city office if you happen to have any kind of past, previous discrepancies with the LGBTQ.
[01:36:03]  But meanwhile, the LGBTQ in this town is getting so HIV infested that that doesn't even seem to be an issue, does it?
[01:36:15]  It doesn't even seem to be an issue that the LGBTQ is having clusters and spikes in HIV.
[01:36:21]  But no, let's just prohibit Chick-fil-A from opening up in the damn San Antonio airport.
[01:36:28]  I mean, this just goes to show you the priorities of bureaucrats.
[01:36:33]  And by the way, Diego Bernal has a Twitter.
[01:36:36]  Please send this goddamn audio file to this stupid sack of trash.
[01:36:41]  He is a sack of crap because it was he who created this whole goddamn anti-LGBTQ law.
[01:36:50]  Ghost, did you know the biggest gay bathhouse in Europe is owned by the Vatican?
[01:36:54]  What?
[01:36:55]  It's called Europa Multi-Club and the same building houses priests and other staff.
[01:37:00]  The Vatican bought it for $30 million in 2008 and tried to hide it.
[01:37:06]  I wouldn't doubt it.
[01:37:08]  I would not doubt it, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:10]  Barbecue the LGBTQ.
[01:37:13]  Listen, that's not what I'm saying here.
[01:37:15]  That's not what I'm saying.
[01:37:17]  What I'm saying is this.
[01:37:19]  If you as a city care about the so-called LGBTQ and you care about them to the point where, oh, we don't want you to be discriminated.
[01:37:28]  Okay, so we're going to make, we're going to pass a law in San Antonio that if anybody has any past ill things to say about the LGBTQ, they're not going to do business with San Antonio, the government, and they're not going to be able to run for San Antonio government.
[01:37:45]  And I'm just simply stating, what's more important?
[01:37:48]  Keeping out Chick-fil-A from the San Antonio airport or preventing this pause holing problem that's happening in San Antonio.
[01:37:59]  I mean, what's more important?
[01:38:00]  Saving lives or preventing Chick-fil-A.
[01:38:04]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:38:05]  Out here in San Antonio, there's Chick-fil-A's on every goddamn corner.
[01:38:10]  But because the San Antonio municipal government has control of the San Antonio airport, they're going to show Chick-fil-A.
[01:38:17]  And I'm telling you this right now, I think it's a disgrace.
[01:38:22]  I mean, I can't believe gay people are this stupid.
[01:38:25]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:38:27]  I mean, gay people in San Antonio are like, yeah, yeah, we did it.
[01:38:31]  We forced out the Christian Chick-fil-A!
[01:38:34]  Chick-fil-A didn't even do anything wrong.
[01:38:37]  Meanwhile, KFC is torturing chickens and giving people cancer.
[01:38:42]  Liberals care more about hurt gay feelings than tortured chickens and cancer.
[01:38:46]  Well, aside from just that, I mean, what about the gay community itself, man?
[01:38:52]  I mean, if the gay community is so triggered about, you know, businesses that have an anti-LGBTQ stance from conducting business with the government of San Antonio or individuals running for San Antonio government, how come they don't care about their own lives?
[01:39:09]  How come they don't care about their own lives?
[01:39:11]  And how come nobody in the San Antonio government has passed a law to help prevent these clusters of HIV that are happening all over the city from preventing that from happening?
[01:39:24]  And how do they do that?
[01:39:25]  Why don't they tell these gay people to put a condom on it for Christ's sake, man?
[01:39:31]  All right?
[01:39:33]  Put a damn condom on it, you gay people.
[01:39:36]  How hard is that, man?
[01:39:38]  You're killing yourselves.
[01:39:41]  And let me tell you something.
[01:39:42]  Look, I'm going to be very candid here, okay?
[01:39:44]  I'm going to be very candid.
[01:39:47]  When these gay people get AIDS and they die, the gay people don't even care.
[01:39:53]  I mean, it's like a death cult, okay?
[01:39:56]  They're like a death cult.
[01:39:57]  I'm not even kidding around, man.
[01:39:59]  All right, listen, look, I'm going to get personal because, look, let's say some San Antonio local media gets a hold of this show and it's like, oh, we got some streamer out of San Antonio that hates gays.
[01:40:11]  I'm not saying I hate gays.
[01:40:13]  I'm just simply stating that you dumbasses in the San Antonio government need to get your damn priorities straight.
[01:40:20]  Okay, preventing a Chick-fil-A from opening at the damn San Antonio airport is not going to help the gay community.
[01:40:30]  All right?
[01:40:31]  What needs to be said is that, hey, gay community, stop bug chasing.
[01:40:38]  Goddamn faggots always be fucking with normal people trying to enjoy a chicken sandwich.
[01:40:42]  Hey, come on, Peggy.
[01:40:44]  That's not what I'm saying.
[01:40:46]  All right.
[01:40:47]  That's not what I'm saying.
[01:40:49]  What I'm saying is this, okay?
[01:40:52]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:40:54]  There's a big gay community out here in San Antonio.
[01:40:57]  I mean, there's a shitty rag publication that's given out for free at every goddamn restaurant and bar in the city called The Current.
[01:41:06]  And that publication also publishes something called out in SA, like, you know, out, like gay.
[01:41:13]  I'm out in SA.
[01:41:16]  So this reading material is there free for anybody who's patronizing a service industry, like I said, a bar or a restaurant.
[01:41:25]  And, you know, they highlight supposed, you know, spotlights.
[01:41:30]  San Paws Holio.
[01:41:31]  Yeah, I can't disagree with you on that.
[01:41:33]  They highlight so-called socialites within this community, okay?
[01:41:40]  Chick-fil-A management.
[01:41:43]  Fuck those baguettes.
[01:41:44]  I'm not stupid.
[01:41:45]  We don't want their business anyway.
[01:41:46]  Stupid faggots, I mean.
[01:41:48]  That's not, no, that's not Chick-fil-A.
[01:41:51]  We're advertising chicken baguette.
[01:41:53]  That's not Chick-fil-A.
[01:41:54]  That's shut up, all right?
[01:41:57]  Sounds like San Antonio government is doing you a favor.
[01:42:01]  Let Chick-fil-A means less hambones like you will stuff your fatigue.
[01:42:05]  Go shoving up your ass.
[01:42:06]  All right.
[01:42:07]  Go shoving up your ass.
[01:42:09]  All right.
[01:42:11]  What are your thoughts on cul-de-sacs?
[01:42:14]  What about cul-de-sacs?
[01:42:15]  Are you talking about the shitty wine called cul-de-sac?
[01:42:18]  What are you talking about?
[01:42:20]  Says he doesn't hate gays.
[01:42:21]  Says faggot all day.
[01:42:22]  Hey, shut up.
[01:42:24]  I don't hate gays, okay?
[01:42:26]  I don't.
[01:42:27]  I'm just rather concerned that they don't care if they die.
[01:42:32]  Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:42:33]  Okay, there was a socialite gay dude out here.
[01:42:37]  I don't even know if I should say his name because he recently died of the AIDS.
[01:42:42]  But this guy, he was around all the big time celebrities in this town that are gay.
[01:42:49]  I mean, how do you say that there's a gay celebrity if they're mentioned in these publications that I mentioned previous, okay?
[01:42:56]  And this guy died recently.
[01:42:57]  And this guy was heavily involved in the gay community.
[01:43:01]  I mean, he was heavily involved in, you know, these contests and these drag queen contests and these tranny contests and all this other nonsense, okay?
[01:43:10]  The guy dies a couple of weeks ago and nobody gave a flying fuck, all right?
[01:43:17]  And this guy was, you know, he was, he was promoting the scene.
[01:43:20]  You know, he was promoting a lot of, you know, famous drag queens.
[01:43:25]  I don't care if Ghost dies.
[01:43:27]  You know, I'm sure you don't care, okay?
[01:43:28]  I'm sure you don't.
[01:43:30]  But my point is, is that I'm going to kit lemon foot.
[01:43:35]  Y'all can bitch about unimportant gender preference crap all day.
[01:43:39]  I'll just be here eating my waffle fries.
[01:43:42]  What the hell are you talking?
[01:43:43]  Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking.
[01:43:44]  All right, whatever.
[01:43:45]  Listen, I'm not kidding around.
[01:43:48]  They didn't even blink an eye for this one gay dude who just recently died.
[01:43:53]  Nobody commemorated him on their stupid social medias.
[01:43:58]  Nobody cares.
[01:44:00]  It's like, you know, the gay community has an approach.
[01:44:04]  If one of them dies of AIDS, better you than me.
[01:44:08]  Better you than me.
[01:44:09]  And you see, how is that prideful?
[01:44:12]  You know, gays are always talking about, ah, pride, pride, pride.
[01:44:17]  How is that pride?
[01:44:19]  Faggots spread disease.
[01:44:21]  God, dude, I never said that.
[01:44:23]  I never said that.
[01:44:24]  Shut up.
[01:44:25]  That's a lie.
[01:44:25]  I never said that.
[01:44:28]  I never said that for Christ's sake.
[01:44:30]  All right.
[01:44:31]  Jesus Christ, I need another beer.
[01:44:33]  I'm just simply stating, man, why in the hell aren't the San Antonio authorities concerned about the clusters of HIV-AIDS?
[01:44:42]  And I'll tell you why.
[01:44:43]  I'll tell you why here in a second.
[01:44:44]  I'll tell you why.
[01:44:45]  KFC is the best chicken restaurant in the world.
[01:44:48]  No one gives a flying fuck about a chicken getting beaten or beheaded.
[01:44:52]  Oh, besides an extra beating when the chicken is alive, tenderizes the meat.
[01:44:57]  Chick-fil-A sucks.
[01:44:58]  Fat martial arts.
[01:44:59]  Are you kidding me, man?
[01:45:01]  You just triggered every PETA animal rights activist that's listening on this side of the internet, man.
[01:45:08]  Now, I'm just simply stating.
[01:45:11]  Ghost is secret gay lever.
[01:45:13]  Time to come out of the closet, honey.
[01:45:14]  I've been waiting for this all day.
[01:45:16]  Just shut up.
[01:45:18]  All right.
[01:45:18]  Just shut up.
[01:45:21]  Ghost like Texas is gay.
[01:45:23]  I'm not freaking gay, you idiots.
[01:45:25]  I'm just simply stating that Chick-fil-A should not be a victim of this.
[01:45:31]  And let me tell you, this anti-LGBTQ law in San Antonio, it's unconstitutional.
[01:45:39]  It puts people at a higher class than everyone else.
[01:45:43]  It's a protected class than everyone else.
[01:45:47]  And why are they denying Chick-fil-A?
[01:45:49]  Because they have Sundays off?
[01:45:51]  Do y'all know that the guy who created Chick-fil-A, the reason that he has Sundays off, was because he was a Sunday school teacher for the past 30 fucking years?

=== Venezuela Government Situation (12:17) ===

[01:46:02]  He was a Sunday school teacher.
[01:46:05]  That's why he had Sunday off, man.
[01:46:08]  These are good Christian folks, man.
[01:46:10]  They're a good family.
[01:46:12]  All right, Chick-fil-A, they come from a good family, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:46:18]  So I can't believe you folks, especially in the San Antonio municipal government, who don't know your ass from your elbow.
[01:46:26]  If you take a look at most of these characters on the San Antonio City government, most of them can't even talk articulate English.
[01:46:32]  You know?
[01:46:33]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:46:34]  Most of them sound like they're...
[01:46:36]  What is this?
[01:46:37]  Ghost hates them.
[01:46:38]  I don't hate them.
[01:46:39]  Shut up.
[01:46:40]  All right.
[01:46:42]  But I'm just saying, I mean, most of these people in the San Antonio government are a bunch of broken English pricks who need to learn how to spoken before they even understand how to govern.
[01:46:52]  All right.
[01:46:53]  And I'm saying, look, city of San Antonio, if you're really concerned about the LGBTQ, why don't you fucking do something about these people pauseholing each other all over the city?
[01:47:04]  Why don't you, you know, promote the fact that it's okay to wear a condom and not go in dry?
[01:47:10]  How about that?
[01:47:12]  Ghost enjoys a feminine peen.
[01:47:14]  I got, shut up, idiot.
[01:47:16]  All right.
[01:47:16]  Shut up.
[01:47:18]  I'm just saying, why isn't the San Antonio government doing that?
[01:47:22]  I'm just saying, why?
[01:47:23]  Why aren't they doing it?
[01:47:26]  And by the way, San Antonio is a complete dump.
[01:47:29]  I'm not even joking.
[01:47:30]  Nobody move here.
[01:47:32]  I know it's cheap to live.
[01:47:33]  Believe me.
[01:47:34]  I mean, if you have $200,000 in your bank account, I mean, you can live like a millionaire in San Antonio.
[01:47:39]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:47:41]  It is very easy to live.
[01:47:42]  But, man, there is nothing to do.
[01:47:45]  And even if you're gay, like, let's say you're some gay person, right?
[01:47:48]  Some young gay person that wants to live some gay life or something.
[01:47:52]  The gay scene in this town, you could smell the AIDS on the street that most of the gay clubs are at.
[01:47:59]  These are the dirtiest, raunchiest, lesion-ridden gays that I've ever seen in my entire life.
[01:48:07]  I'm not saying that to be rude.
[01:48:10]  I'm saying that because it's the truth.
[01:48:12]  I mean, there is a low-class gay here that I think is unbeknownst to any other gay community in the United States of America.
[01:48:22]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:48:24]  I mean, it is literally, I mean, you could smell the AIDS.
[01:48:27]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:48:29]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:48:32]  I'm gay.
[01:48:33]  I like guys, but I love Chick-fil-A more.
[01:48:36]  I don't associate with the LGBT community because they are a bunch of crybabies.
[01:48:41]  I don't have many LGBT friends because I'm not a gay liberal.
[01:48:45]  Yeah.
[01:48:46]  Not going to be brainwashed by my peers.
[01:48:48]  Well, you're one of the few exceptions there, Dova Dude.
[01:48:51]  I'm hoping that you haven't been taking PREP or Travada because if you want my personal opinion, I think this Travada medication that they're dispensing on these homosexuals like it's candy, I think it's throwing their whole mind into a loop.
[01:49:06]  You know, it kind of messes with their minds a little bit, in my opinion.
[01:49:09]  And for you all that don't know what Travada is, it's a pill that gays take every day so that they think that they don't have to wear protection anymore.
[01:49:20]  You know, it supposedly stops the AIDS once penetration and ejaculation has transpired within gay intercourse.
[01:49:30]  Okay.
[01:49:33]  Why would anybody do this?
[01:49:35]  Why would anybody take your, you know, it's not hard to put a condom on a goddamn prick.
[01:49:43]  I had a dream last night where the cutest twink had handcuffed me to my bed.
[01:49:47]  Pulled down his pants.
[01:49:49]  Never mind.
[01:49:51]  You guys are, you know, he acted also.
[01:49:53]  This is serious, man.
[01:49:54]  All right.
[01:49:55]  This is serious business.
[01:49:57]  If the city of San Antonio can get away with this, then what else can they get away with?
[01:50:02]  What else can they ban?
[01:50:04]  What else can they stop doing?
[01:50:06]  This is them interfering with the private business, with the private sector.
[01:50:10]  This is municipal government getting involved in the private sector over trivial social activities.
[01:50:19]  This is a joke.
[01:50:21]  And I'm calling out everybody in the San Antonio government.
[01:50:23]  You're all a bunch of pieces of trash, all of you.
[01:50:27]  The fucking mayor Nuremberg, why don't you come out of the closet already, there, muscle boy?
[01:50:32]  All right?
[01:50:34]  Julian Castro, the former mayor, why don't you come out of the closet, you sorry sack of trash?
[01:50:40]  That goes for Diego Bernal, that son of a bitch who passed this goddamn law.
[01:50:45]  You're a piece of trash, Bernal.
[01:50:48]  I mean, why don't you come out of the closet?
[01:50:50]  You're the one that initiated this goddamn law, and you claim to have this wife of yours.
[01:50:55]  In my opinion, Bernal, it looks like you and her have a, how can I put it?
[01:50:59]  In my opinion, you have an understanding, in my view.
[01:51:02]  I'm just looking at you, and I'm just thinking, I'm just, I'm just, this is my opinion of you, Bernal.
[01:51:07]  All right.
[01:51:08]  Aside from you looking like you are servicing glory holes right after you get out of your little office duties being a stupid bureaucratic piece of trash, I believe, in my opinion, you and your wife got an agreement.
[01:51:22]  In the end, what separates a man from a slave?
[01:51:25]  Money?
[01:51:26]  Power?
[01:51:27]  No.
[01:51:27]  A man chooses, a slave obeys.
[01:51:30]  That's a very good point.
[01:51:32]  It's a very good point there.
[01:51:34]  TTS lady has sexy feet.
[01:51:38]  Anyway, I hope that Chick-fil-A takes this to court and takes the municipal government of San Antonio to court because this is ridiculous.
[01:51:46]  And Diego Bernal, come out of the closet.
[01:51:49]  I believe, in my opinion, you and your wife have an agreement.
[01:51:52]  You can go out and spit shine as many wee wee as you want to when Glory holes.
[01:51:59]  And in my opinion, she probably has an agreement with you so she can go and dive on as many muffs that look like a pink taco.
[01:52:05]  Okay?
[01:52:06]  And I'm sick of you, Bernal.
[01:52:08]  I'm telling you right now, I mean, you're a piece of trash.
[01:52:11]  You and Julian Castro are soulless Mexican pieces of garbage.
[01:52:16]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:52:18]  You sell out your own fucking people just so that you can go and be like, hey, look at me.
[01:52:23]  I'm a part of big government.
[01:52:24]  I'm a part of big government.
[01:52:27]  And for all those that don't know, Diego Bernal, he took a picture and actually posted this on his Twitter like an idiot.
[01:52:34]  He took a picture with Julian Castro and his twin brother Joaquin Castro and put under the caption, big government.
[01:52:43]  Huh?
[01:52:44]  I mean, that just goes to show you how these Democrats and these liberals think they are and how big they think they are, how much fucking authority that they think they are.
[01:52:54]  So go shove it up your ass, Castro.
[01:52:56]  Go shove it up your ass, Diego Bernal.
[01:52:59]  Go shove it up your ass, Nuremberg.
[01:53:02]  Go shove it up your ass, San Antonio City Council.
[01:53:07]  I mean, look at this dump.
[01:53:08]  Look at San Antonio.
[01:53:10]  You can't even go to a bar without getting shot in the face.
[01:53:14]  All right?
[01:53:16]  I mean, you can't even be a single woman out here without being threatened of being raped by some freaking serial rapist, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:25]  I mean, there's burglaries.
[01:53:27]  There's all kinds of robberies every fucking day in this crap.
[01:53:31]  And you stupid dumb city council pieces of trash are worrying about freaking Chick-fil-A.
[01:53:38]  I'm telling you, everybody in the city council is a piece of trash in San Antonio.
[01:53:44]  And this is why this city is never going to go anywhere.
[01:53:48]  All right, that's why this city's never going to go anywhere.
[01:53:50]  I sure am glad Trump is doing his best to secure Israel's borders and not the fucking country he's president of.
[01:53:58]  Go shove it up your ass, D-Ray.
[01:53:59]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[01:54:01]  Anyway, I take a dirty diarrhea crap on the city of the San Antonio government.
[01:54:07]  All right.
[01:54:07]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:54:10]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:54:13]  You people think I'm gay or something because I'm just simply trying to make a fucking point.
[01:54:17]  All right.
[01:54:19]  Anyway, let's move on here.
[01:54:21]  Did y'all hear the Russian airplanes that are landing in Caracas, Venezuela?
[01:54:27]  It seems as if old Poodie Pooh, old Vladimir Putin, is going to try to flex nuts with the Venezuelan situation, man.
[01:54:37]  So we got Russian planes in Venezuela.
[01:54:40]  Now, it's not as if the United States isn't flexing its own nuts.
[01:54:44]  I don't know if y'all heard here today, but the United States has sent two battleship destroyers in the Strait of Taiwan, which has completely triggered China.
[01:54:58]  So I'm just saying, man, we're in some serious business, baby.
[01:55:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:55:05]  And you know what?
[01:55:06]  Bring it on, Russia.
[01:55:08]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:08]  Bring it on, China.
[01:55:10]  I mean, I'm not even joking.
[01:55:11]  We need another world war.
[01:55:13]  We need to establish what direction the whole globe is going to go to.
[01:55:17]  And if it takes, like, you know, going into a global confrontation, I mean, those independent sovereign nation states against the goddamn globalists, so be it.
[01:55:28]  All right?
[01:55:29]  Bring it on.
[01:55:31]  All right.
[01:55:31]  Bring it on.
[01:55:33]  Bring it the hell on.
[01:55:35]  Freaking Ruskies and the Chinese and all these freaking people.
[01:55:40]  Bring it on.
[01:55:40]  All right.
[01:55:42]  Son of a bitch.
[01:55:43]  You're going to buy my freaking beer.
[01:55:48]  And let's be honest.
[01:55:49]  Why is Russia sending airplanes and battle planes to Caracas and Venezuela?
[01:55:56]  They want that oil, baby.
[01:55:58]  Venezuela has the third largest oil deposit in the world.
[01:56:03]  Third largest oil deposit in the world, baby.
[01:56:07]  So let's see what kind of confrontation that we could be potentially getting into with Russia or China or both.
[01:56:15]  All right?
[01:56:15]  Or both of them.
[01:56:17]  All right?
[01:56:18]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:56:24]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:56:26]  All right.
[01:56:26]  Because most people don't even really care about Venezuela.
[01:56:29]  And to be honest with you, I don't blame you because lest we forget, Venezuela voted in communism.
[01:56:35]  That's why they're in the precarious situation they're in as a country.
[01:56:39]  Because prior to the election of Hugo Chavez, the communist fat bastard, I mean, Venezuela was the richest country in South America.
[01:56:50]  I mean, they had the third largest oil deposit in the world.
[01:56:54]  Venezuela was the richest country in South America.
[01:56:59]  But they decided that they wanted communism.
[01:57:01]  They elected Hugo Chavez.
[01:57:03]  And when Hugo Chavez got into power, what did he do?
[01:57:07]  He tried to make this whole communist utopia speech and nationalize private industry and convince the people that we need a safe communist government.
[01:57:17]  We need a safe communist state.
[01:57:20]  So Hugo Chavez confiscated all firearms from the Venezuelan citizens.
[01:57:26]  That's what he did.
[01:57:27]  Hugo Chavez confiscated all firearms from the Venezuelan citizens.
[01:57:33]  That's why they can't do shit right now against the government.
[01:57:38]  So if we start in another world war, will you avoid the draft like you did in Nom?
[01:57:43]  Shove it up, you wretches.
[01:57:45]  More like loose screws on your website.
[01:57:46]  Shove it up, your ass, all right?
[01:57:48]  Go shoving up your ass about that talk, all right?
[01:57:52]  I want to be honest with you, man.
[01:57:53]  Bring it on.
[01:57:54]  Bring it on.
[01:57:56]  Chinese doorbell Ching Chong.
[01:58:01]  All right, that's enough.
[01:58:02]  All right.
[01:58:03]  That's about enough, okay?
[01:58:06]  But I'm simply stating, folks, that's why the people of Venezuela, once the communist centralized government let them down like all communist models have done, they started starving to death.

=== New Zealand Patriarchy Debate (06:46) ===

[01:58:20]  They started eating their cats and dogs.
[01:58:22]  They started eating animals.
[01:58:24]  And they could not rebel against the government.
[01:58:27]  They were unarmed.
[01:58:30]  And that's exactly what these leftists in this country are trying to do to us, right?
[01:58:34]  They're trying to disarm the United States of America because we are the last bastion of freedom and we will not go quietly in that good night if any totalitarian nonsense comes afoot in our country.
[01:58:51]  Unlike the Europeans, they're all unarmed.
[01:58:54]  Look at how easy it is to take over those sons of bitches with a few jehooties, huh?
[01:58:59]  Take a look at how easy it was to take over Europe with some economic agreement that forged into a superstate called the European Union.
[01:59:08]  Look at how easy it was there, huh?
[01:59:11]  And as a matter of fact, since we're talking about guns, let's talk a little bit about New Zealand.
[01:59:16]  Have y'all heard that this Muslim massacre came at a very convenient part in a negotiation between New Zealand and the United Nations?
[01:59:28]  Now, I don't know if you folks are aware of this, but neocon Ghostler, shut up.
[01:59:34]  I'm not a freaking neocon and don't call me Ghostler, okay?
[01:59:39]  But New Zealand is in the process of negotiating, giving up their sovereignty to the United Nations.
[01:59:47]  Look up something called the Migration Compact Pact.
[01:59:52]  The Migration Compact.
[01:59:55]  And this negotiation of the Migration Compact was happening during this whole shooting of the mosques, of the Muslims being shot in New Zealand.
[02:00:08]  And because of this shooting, they have accelerated giving away their sovereignty to the United Nations.
[02:00:19]  And guess who's against the Migration Pact, folks?
[02:00:21]  Look it up.
[02:00:22]  You can find this crap on Google.
[02:00:24]  You don't have to believe me.
[02:00:27]  Guess who's not a part of the migration pact?
[02:00:29]  Australia, UK, the United States, or not the UK, United States, a couple of other countries.
[02:00:35]  But everybody's okay with it.
[02:00:37]  And let me tell you, does it surprise you that New Zealand is doing this considering that they have a woman prime minister?
[02:00:46]  And look, I'm not trying to be sexist here, okay?
[02:00:48]  But this New Zealand prime minister is a complete and utter joke.
[02:00:53]  This is a stupid prime minister slutbag who once she got into office, what did this dumb bitch do?
[02:01:00]  What did this dumb prime minister from New Zealand do?
[02:01:04]  She got freaking preggers!
[02:01:06]  She got freaking pregnant, man.
[02:01:09]  I mean, how irresponsible is that?
[02:01:13]  You know, I just got elected prime minister of New Zealand, and you know, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go ahead and get, I'm gonna get pregnant.
[02:01:21]  That's what I'm gonna do, and I could take a whole year and a half off of my duties.
[02:01:25]  If we do not destroy the invaders first, our own birth rates will mean nothing.
[02:01:30]  We do not have the birth rates to fight them at their game, nor should we as it is ultimately destructive to nature and culture.
[02:01:37]  Hey, listen, I don't know what you're a gas gas.
[02:01:39]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[02:01:41]  But do you, come on, I'm not trying to be sexist.
[02:01:44]  This woman prime minister is a joke.
[02:01:47]  All right?
[02:01:48]  I mean, only a lazy fucking bureaucrat would get a job that she can't get fired from and purposely get pregnant so she can take a whole fucking year and a half off.
[02:01:59]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:02:01]  I mean, how come the New Zealand prime minister isn't taking any flack for all this, considering she's been so nonchalant on her damn job?
[02:02:09]  All right?
[02:02:10]  Yeah, you know, we'll just go elected to the New Zealand prime minister.
[02:02:14]  You know, I'm going to get preggers.
[02:02:16]  I'm going to get pregnant.
[02:02:20]  And then what?
[02:02:20]  She got pregnant.
[02:02:21]  You know, the fucking New Zealand stagnated along a little while.
[02:02:25]  She shitted out the kid.
[02:02:27]  She had postpartum, what do we call it, that postnatal care, whatever the hell it's called.
[02:02:35]  And what did she do?
[02:02:37]  Not only what did she do, what did a lot of women in New Zealand do to pay homage to the victims of the mosque attack?
[02:02:46]  They wore a fucking hijab.
[02:02:49]  They wore a goddamn hijab.
[02:02:52]  I mean, listen, I'm not trying to say anything against anybody's culture.
[02:02:58]  But how in the blue hell can you be a feminist?
[02:03:01]  How can you be pro-women's rights when you're wearing a hijab?
[02:03:07]  Do you like my car?
[02:03:09]  I don't even know what the hell your car is, for Christ's sake.
[02:03:12]  I mean, do you understand that women that wear hijabs know their role and they're shutting their hole and that's why they're wearing a freaking scarf over their head?
[02:03:22]  They're wearing a freaking scarf over their head and beekeeper suits because their freaking husband said, look, you're not going to out.
[02:03:30]  You're not going to out unless you put the hijab.
[02:03:33]  You're going to put the jajab where I will beat your ass.
[02:03:37]  I will beat you.
[02:03:38]  I mean, seriously, they know their role and they shut their hole.
[02:03:45]  How any woman that claims to be feminist, how any woman that claims to be pro-woman liberation can wear a hijab, let alone march with some woman in a hijab, is complete and utter ignorant hypocrisy.
[02:04:00]  I can't even explain how stupid it is.
[02:04:03]  I can't even put into words how pathetic that is.
[02:04:07]  All right?
[02:04:09]  I mean, we got all these women at the Million Woman March and all these women out here.
[02:04:15]  Oh, yes, you know, the patriarchy and we hate the patriarchy and we got women's rights in the patriarchy.
[02:04:22]  And meanwhile, they're marching with women in hijabs.
[02:04:27]  Now, where are the fucking women and the pro-feminists when it comes to woman subjugation like this?
[02:04:35]  I mean, don't you understand that the hijab is a symbol of woman, like woman suffering, like woman suffering, woman subjugation.
[02:04:49]  I mean, they're wearing the hijab because of a patriarchal religion.
[02:04:56]  Now, whether you like to call Islam a patriarchal religion or not, it's a religion of patriarchy.
[02:05:03]  Call to prayer broadcast nationwide in New Zealand first.

=== Hijab Oppression Argument (03:43) ===

[02:05:07]  United States soon.
[02:05:09]  Face Mecca now.
[02:05:11]  Yeah, I heard about that.
[02:05:13]  New Zealand, aside from all the New Zealand women wearing hijabs and go saying they're sorry to all the folks in the mosque, there was actually a call to prayer.
[02:05:21]  like it was fucking Baghdad or something, like it's freaking Saudi Arabia.
[02:05:25]  I mean, can you believe that in New Zealand, a Western civilization that supposedly is so liberated that they've got a woman, they've got a woman prime minister, that now all of a sudden all you're hearing in New Zealand is I mean, come on.
[02:05:51]  That's what we're hearing out here for Christ's sake, man.
[02:05:55]  That's what we're hearing.
[02:05:57]  I mean, come on!
[02:06:11]  I mean, I mean, this is what Trump is trying to put an emphasis on in this country.
[02:06:18]  I mean, you got idiots like D-Ray and Communists for Trump and all these people that are calling Trump a cuck.
[02:06:23]  We don't want to deny immigrants into this country, but we want them to come in legally and through merit.
[02:06:31]  We don't want people in this country that hate this country.
[02:06:34]  We don't want people in this country that expect us to conform to their institutions, their religious dogmas, their social idiosyncrasies.
[02:06:45]  They're in our country.
[02:06:47]  They should be dealing with our sociality, with our pop culture, with our politics.
[02:06:55]  I'm sick and tired of this idea that because these folks are from another country and then they're in our country, that we have to honor their idiosyncrasies that are social, political, and dogmatic.
[02:07:10]  I mean, and meanwhile, while these immigrants are in here, you know, facing Mecca, wearing the hijab, the beekeeper suit, calling to prayer, have somebody who is a Christian, have somebody who's a Christian that prays on their own or prays with a couple of folks.
[02:07:30]  No, that can't happen.
[02:07:31]  No, you expose me to your Christianity.
[02:07:35]  That's not fair.
[02:07:37]  Everybody's real quick to point the finger at Christianity.
[02:07:40]  How come we can't point the finger at Islam?
[02:07:43]  I mean, isn't the United States, isn't Western civilization a secular social order?
[02:07:50]  We're secular.
[02:07:52]  We're not supposed to be obliging any one religious dogma, especially in the United States.
[02:07:59]  This country was founded on religious freedom.
[02:08:03]  That's why the first settlers of North America were religious.
[02:08:06]  They were Puritans.
[02:08:08]  They were Quakers.
[02:08:10]  They were folks that were turning their back on the disgusting, pathetic wars and the religious wars of Europe, and they wanted a whole new world that they could develop on their own, autonomously.
[02:08:24]  And that's what created religious freedom in this country.
[02:08:27]  Why is it that Americans have to sit back and oblige the dogmatic rituals, oblige the social idiosyncrasies of people that come into this country when they should be obliging our social systems and our cultural identities?
[02:08:46]  I mean, what's wrong with having this kind of conversation?

=== Instagram Body Critique (15:21) ===

[02:08:50]  What's wrong with it?
[02:08:52]  I mean, I think that there's something seriously wrong when we have a woman that's in the Congress right now in the House of Representatives wearing a hijab, wearing a hijab.
[02:09:04]  I mean, I think that we as secular Western civilization American people need to acknowledge that the fucking hijab and the damn burqa, the beekeeper suit, whatever the hell you want to call it, that is oppression against women.
[02:09:21]  That's oppression against women.
[02:09:23]  And that's why I recently got on Instagram and I am proud of all the hot pieces of ass, the hot pieces of ass that are on Instagram.
[02:09:35]  Because you know what that represents?
[02:09:36]  Aside from it being like lots of nice eye candy for anyone to see that has a damn Instagram account, that is woman liberation at its finest.
[02:09:47]  I'm not kidding.
[02:09:48]  I mean, look, I'm going to open up Instagram right now.
[02:09:50]  I mean, look at all these fine beauties that are out here that are independent and putting out themselves, expressing themselves as free women, as free women.
[02:10:03]  And prior to Instagram, remember, it was a patriarchal situation to get big in modeling to begin with.
[02:10:10]  I mean, you had to go to Playboy, you know, had to bang, you know, that old wrinkled chicken sack having son of a bitch, Hugh Hefner.
[02:10:22]  You had to go to Hustler, you had to go to Penthouse, you had to go to Victoria Seek or whatever.
[02:10:28]  You had to go to somewhere where there was men making the judgment call on whether or not you were going to be a freaking model or not.
[02:10:35]  Germany will be an Islamic state.
[02:10:36]  Sharia will be law.
[02:10:38]  Your daughters will marry Muslim.
[02:10:40]  All right.
[02:10:42]  Just shut up.
[02:10:43]  All right.
[02:10:44]  Just shut your mouth.
[02:10:45]  But listen, I love looking at these scantily clad women because this is beating Islam.
[02:10:53]  I mean, the more women that are showing off their assets, the more women that are showing off their wares is fighting against Islam.
[02:11:03]  All right.
[02:11:04]  I'm not even joking.
[02:11:05]  I think I told you a couple.
[02:11:06]  Here, let me tell you a couple of more.
[02:11:08]  All right.
[02:11:09]  I think last time I talked to you about this subject matter, I told you about a broad name.
[02:11:12]  What did it mean?
[02:11:14]  Genesis Lopez official.
[02:11:16]  Fry pans might be having a negative effect on your new study found that a chemical commonly found on nonstick pans and fast food wrappers may have a significant impact on endowment and can result in smaller schlungs.
[02:11:28]  Oh, well, that's great.
[02:11:29]  All right.
[02:11:30]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:11:32]  Here, look up this woman.
[02:11:33]  All right.
[02:11:34]  This woman, her Instagram is the following.
[02:11:36]  Okay.
[02:11:37]  I'm going to spell it out for you.
[02:11:38]  Here it is.
[02:11:40]  Y-A-E-L-A-H-E-A-R-T.
[02:11:49]  Check out that broad.
[02:11:50]  2.2 million followers.
[02:11:52]  Okay.
[02:11:52]  And basically, she just like, you know, takes pictures of her fat ass.
[02:11:57]  It's just a woman that is just like infatuated with showing her ass.
[02:12:01]  And she's got 2.2 million followers.
[02:12:03]  She's making a living.
[02:12:05]  She's making a living off of stretching and showing her ass, like, you know, showing her ass while she's doing the splits, showing her ass while she's stretching her leg over her head.
[02:12:16]  You know, all this other stuff.
[02:12:18]  Anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up is because this woman, by her showing her body, by her showing off her asses, is flicking off Islam.
[02:12:27]  Hi, dumbass.
[02:12:28]  The original U.S. settlers went westward for the sole purpose of making Dash religious freedom was a side reason.
[02:12:35]  No, it wasn't, you stupid idiot.
[02:12:38]  All right.
[02:12:39]  Why do you think the Mayflower and Plymouth Rock, the people that landed there, are a bunch of religious fanatics?
[02:12:46]  What about Salem, you son of a bitch?
[02:12:48]  Anyway, listen, these are beauties here, and we need more women like this showing off their assets so that we can show Islam.
[02:12:58]  Hey, Islam, hey, why don't you take a look at this?
[02:13:00]  Huh?
[02:13:01]  And you know how Islam is.
[02:13:02]  They're like, look, if I can't have the pussy, I don't want to see it.
[02:13:07]  I got an Instagram.
[02:13:08]  I was originally using it for following my favorite musicians, but I ended up following more models than I do musicians.
[02:13:15]  I don't blame you.
[02:13:16]  Seriously, ghost, I got loads of goddess tier women.
[02:13:19]  For example, Lydia Graham and Carson Bartruff are goddesses.
[02:13:22]  Lydia Graham?
[02:13:23]  Well, I'll check out Lydia Graham.
[02:13:25]  Who the hell is Lydia Graham?
[02:13:26]  How do you spell Lydia?
[02:13:26]  Hold on.
[02:13:27]  How do you spell Lydia Graham?
[02:13:28]  You know these women that like to spell their...
[02:13:30]  I knew she spelt it all kinds of weird.
[02:13:32]  All right.
[02:13:32]  Lydia Graham.
[02:13:33]  All right.
[02:13:35]  Lydia Graham.
[02:13:38]  All right.
[02:13:39]  I'm looking her up right now.
[02:13:40]  All right.
[02:13:41]  Let me see Lydia Graham out here.
[02:13:43]  Is she what is she looking like?
[02:13:48]  Where is Lydia Graham?
[02:13:49]  I don't see a Lydia Graham out here.
[02:13:51]  Where the hell is Lydia Graham?
[02:13:53]  I don't even see her.
[02:13:55]  I don't even see her out here.
[02:13:58]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:00]  You see, now you got me looking for Instagram thoughts for Christ's sake, man.
[02:14:03]  What the hell?
[02:14:05]  Now you got me looking for Instagram thoughts.
[02:14:08]  Who the hell are you talking about, Lydia?
[02:14:09]  I don't even see a Lydia Graham on here.
[02:14:11]  Who the hell are you talking about?
[02:14:13]  Who the hell you talking about?
[02:14:16]  What's my Instagram, Goach?
[02:14:18]  I'm not going to tell you what my Instagram is.
[02:14:20]  Just shut up.
[02:14:21]  I'm not telling you my Instagram.
[02:14:23]  It's all I need is for you people to just, you know, internet butt stock me even more for Christ's sake.
[02:14:28]  All right.
[02:14:30]  And not to mention, I like to put, I don't tell you, I don't want to tell you what, but I don't want to tell you what I put on.
[02:14:35]  All right.
[02:14:36]  Just shut up.
[02:14:37]  All right.
[02:14:38]  Let me tell you one more.
[02:14:39]  All right.
[02:14:39]  How about here's another broad.
[02:14:42]  Although, you know, all you need to do is have a fat ass on here to get like 2.5 million.
[02:14:47]  It's an Australian.
[02:14:49]  Go, Australia.
[02:14:50]  Jem Wolfie.
[02:14:52]  How about that Jim Wolfie?
[02:14:56]  The Instagram is Olida Graham.
[02:14:58]  All right.
[02:14:59]  I'll try it again.
[02:15:00]  All right.
[02:15:01]  I'll try to.
[02:15:02]  Jem Wolfie.
[02:15:03]  That's G-J-E-M-W-O-L-F-I-E.
[02:15:08]  Okay.
[02:15:09]  And just in case y'all are curious.
[02:15:16]  Mrs. Ghost is probably saying, what the hell are you doing?
[02:15:20]  What the hell are you doing?
[02:15:22]  Jesus, I feel so sorry for Rachel.
[02:15:24]  Having to put up with a loveless marriage while her husband sits in the other room reing and crying like a tarp half the time because he has a context over boots.
[02:15:32]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:15:34]  Poor Rachel.
[02:15:35]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:15:37]  Olida Graham here.
[02:15:39]  Who is this?
[02:15:40]  Slowjack and ghost.
[02:15:42]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:15:44]  Who else do we got?
[02:15:44]  This is Lida Graham.
[02:15:45]  Who is this?
[02:15:48]  I guess you like that Eastern European look.
[02:15:51]  Is that it?
[02:15:52]  Is this like an Eastern European?
[02:15:53]  And it's not even a, it's not even like a, and never mind.
[02:15:56]  I'm not, to each their own, dude.
[02:15:59]  To each their own.
[02:16:00]  You know, I like, you know, I like voluptuous women.
[02:16:04]  You know, I like the big country booty.
[02:16:07]  I like the big country titty.
[02:16:09]  I hate to be sexist here, but I just, I'm just giving y'all, I'm being candid.
[02:16:12]  I'm being honest.
[02:16:13]  All right.
[02:16:14]  I'm just being honest.
[02:16:17]  But anyway, like I said, each and every one of those women that are out there showing their wares, it's a big F you to Islam.
[02:16:25]  And that's what most women should be doing.
[02:16:27]  They should be showing off their assets.
[02:16:30]  You know, they should be showing off those big voluptuous boobs and cleavage.
[02:16:34]  And an ass is like an ass.
[02:16:37]  You know, that's why I was telling you.
[02:16:39]  That's why I was showing you that one broad that shows her ass, you know?
[02:16:43]  Her ass.
[02:16:45]  So anyway, look, I don't even know why.
[02:16:48]  I got off keester here.
[02:16:49]  Now you people are telling me the chicks you like on Instagram and crap.
[02:16:53]  And I don't.
[02:16:54]  This is heading into a really weird direction that I don't think I want to continue.
[02:16:58]  I'm not even kidding around, for heaven's sake.
[02:17:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:02]  But listen, I'm just trying to make the observation that anyone who is a supposed feminist, you should not be marching with anyone with a damn hijab.
[02:17:15]  All right.
[02:17:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:20]  Anyway, look, sorry.
[02:17:21]  Hey, look, look.
[02:17:22]  Hey, everybody, look, people in the chat room want me to give them more Instagram.
[02:17:30]  Oh my God.
[02:17:32]  Voluptuous as a euphemism for fat, greasy.
[02:17:35]  I'm not talking about fat women, you idiot.
[02:17:37]  I've already given you like three or four chicks that, you know, that I look at from time to time.
[02:17:43]  And, you know, this is an ass.
[02:17:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:47]  It's an ass.
[02:17:49]  That ass.
[02:17:51]  I'm trying to say it like a black dude.
[02:17:52]  Ass.
[02:17:55]  I think it's how Archie Lee and Kuda Bang say, like, ass.
[02:17:58]  I want to get that ass.
[02:18:02]  Anyway, look, I'm sorry for going off Keester in this regard.
[02:18:05]  I'm just, you know, I'm just trying to keep up the news segment.
[02:18:12]  I'm just trying to keep up the news.
[02:18:13]  Look, when I get the new computer, and for those that don't know, I ordered the computer this weekend, the I60 Corsair, baby.
[02:18:21]  Top of the line, maybe we'll do some Instagram thought ratings.
[02:18:27]  You know, maybe I'll put some Instagram thoughts on the screen and we'll critique them.
[02:18:32]  How about that?
[02:18:32]  Well, Instagram thought critiquing.
[02:18:35]  How's that?
[02:18:37]  Huh?
[02:18:38]  And that'll, it'll kill like two birds with one stone, okay?
[02:18:41]  It helps the women to get exposed to more hard legs, you know, that want to admire them.
[02:18:47]  Okay.
[02:18:48]  And it also like provides an element of discourse on what is attractive and what isn't attractive.
[02:18:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:18:58]  I'm just saying.
[02:18:59]  I'm just as bad as CX.
[02:19:00]  I'm not looking.
[02:19:01]  I'm appreciating these women.
[02:19:03]  I'm not calling them idiots.
[02:19:05]  I think that all these women on Instagram that are showing off their ass, you know, their ass, and they've got 2.2 million, 2.5 million followers.
[02:19:16]  I think they're freaking smart, man.
[02:19:19]  All right?
[02:19:20]  I think they're freaking smart.
[02:19:24]  So I'm just saying, I'm just simply stating, for Christ's sake.
[02:19:27]  Now, when I get my new PC, we're going to have segments like, we're going to have all these new segments, man.
[02:19:33]  I'm not even joking.
[02:19:34]  People are freaking out.
[02:19:35]  Hey, ghost, are you, did you, for real, get the I60 Corsair?
[02:19:39]  That's like 4,000 bucks.
[02:19:41]  Yes, I got it.
[02:19:43]  Okay.
[02:19:44]  Yes, I got it.
[02:19:47]  All right.
[02:19:48]  And not only did I get it because of the show, I got it because I'm getting into gaming.
[02:19:54]  And once I get my freaking computer, I'm going to get a gaming tutor and I'm going to train my ass off so I can be the best of the best gaming man.
[02:20:03]  I'm going after the best.
[02:20:04]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:20:06]  Ninja, you just wait.
[02:20:08]  All right.
[02:20:08]  Dr. Disrespect, you just wait.
[02:20:13]  All right.
[02:20:14]  I need a gaming tutor.
[02:20:15]  I'm going to get a gaming tutor in a $4,000 brick.
[02:20:18]  You idiot.
[02:20:19]  The freaking graphics card is over $1,200.
[02:20:22]  And not to mention it's VR ready.
[02:20:24]  And I got myself a VR.
[02:20:27]  And I've got some people in the inner circle that actually have the capability of being able to create graphical scenes so that maybe we can all be in a bar.
[02:20:37]  You know, anybody that wants to kick it with me in the virtual kicking in my bar?
[02:20:41]  Hello, Ghost.
[02:20:42]  Just tuned in right now.
[02:20:44]  I hope you're doing fine and not letting those troublesome trolls get to you.
[02:20:48]  Keep capitalizing.
[02:20:50]  Thomas, the tanky engine, I was trying not to let these sons of bitches do it, but I mean, it is what it is, man.
[02:20:58]  You know what I mean?
[02:20:58]  These trolls are just going to be trolls for Christ's sake.
[02:21:01]  All right.
[02:21:01]  That's all there is.
[02:21:02]  That's all there is to it.
[02:21:04]  So I'm serious.
[02:21:05]  I'm getting VR.
[02:21:07]  I'm going to be going out there.
[02:21:08]  I'm going to be doing some gaming.
[02:21:10]  All right.
[02:21:10]  And y'all may see me at some of these games.
[02:21:13]  You might recognize my name.
[02:21:15]  Don't be an asshole.
[02:21:16]  Okay.
[02:21:16]  I'm training.
[02:21:17]  Okay.
[02:21:19]  All right.
[02:21:20]  Don't be on the same team as I am and then kill me just to troll me.
[02:21:22]  I don't want to see that shit.
[02:21:24]  I see that's the new thing to do with gaming streamers is to like, you know, follow them where they're at and be on their team and then shoot them so they don't have to they don't get to get do any gameplay.
[02:21:34]  All right.
[02:21:35]  I'm not wings of redemption.
[02:21:37]  I'm not that fat bastard.
[02:21:38]  Okay.
[02:21:38]  So all y'all just shut up.
[02:21:41]  You're my beer.
[02:21:48]  All right.
[02:21:49]  I'm not joking around.
[02:21:50]  I'm not wings of redemption.
[02:21:51]  All right.
[02:21:52]  I need a freaking.
[02:21:55]  Give me a freaking napkin or something.
[02:21:57]  Hey, shitbird, you need to play Sekiro and stream it when you get your Obama PC.
[02:22:02]  Hey, I'm going to be playing.
[02:22:05]  Look, I don't know when I'm going to be doing a gaming stream.
[02:22:08]  I'm going to do the Saturday Night Troll Show once I get the PC.
[02:22:12]  But once I start gaming streaming, what I'm going to do is I'm going to, for a certain amount of a donation, I will buy whatever game, whatever somebody donates at a given point, and we'll play it.
[02:22:25]  You know, I mean, we're doing, I'm not joking around.
[02:22:27]  We're going to do some cool gaming stuff here.
[02:22:29]  I got all kinds of stuff in the works, baby.
[02:22:32]  And you know what that means?
[02:22:35]  I'm going to have to work more than Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, which is what we're doing right now with this show.
[02:22:41]  I'm going to have to be on on Saturday and Sunday.
[02:22:45]  And I mean, you know what I mean?
[02:22:47]  Jesus Christ, give me a freaking tissue.
[02:22:50]  I need to blow my nose, for heaven's sake, man.
[02:23:00]  All right.
[02:23:01]  And let me tell you something.
[02:23:02]  I used to play America's Army, and my gaming tutor, at least some of the ones that I've been interviewing, they say that the fingering of gaming has not changed since America's Army.
[02:23:18]  So, you know, if I understand the fingering, which I'm very familiar with the fingering of that game, it should be somewhat similar.
[02:23:29]  So I'm telling you, I'm looking forward to it.
[02:23:33]  I'm looking forward to it.
[02:23:34]  And who else is laughing?
[02:23:36]  Shut up to the asshole who's laughing about America's Army.
[02:23:40]  America's Army was a badass game, man.
[02:23:44]  It was a hell of a lot harder of a game than some of these sons of bitches that you're playing.
[02:23:47]  All right.
[02:23:47]  So shut up.
[02:23:51]  Son of a bitch.
[02:23:53]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:23:55]  You should get Halo MCC when it hits Steam.
[02:23:58]  It's six games in one, and it'll have so much play value with awesome specs those classics deserves.
[02:24:04]  Man, the esports scene is coming back to Halo 3.
[02:24:08]  A lot of people have been suggesting Halo.
[02:24:10]  A lot of people have been suggesting Halo.

=== Michael Avenetti Payback (08:05) ===

[02:24:12]  Good show, Ghost Gotta run the now and prep the center for open up.
[02:24:15]  Also get HTC Vive and Cha TV or you'll be able to hang out with people from the ICO and Halo.
[02:24:22]  Yeah, all right.
[02:24:23]  Cuckler III.
[02:24:24]  The HTC, the V, the Vi, that's better than the Oculus Riff.
[02:24:29]  I'm pretty sure it is.
[02:24:30]  I know the Oculus Riff got bought by Mark Cuckerberg's Facebook.
[02:24:34]  And by the way, Instagram is also owned by Mark Cuckerberg's Facebook.
[02:24:39]  But yeah, I'm open to any games out there.
[02:24:43]  I know that, you know, some of the inner circle have suggested that, ghosts, you don't want these people to donate and tell you what games to play because they're going to get you to play anime games and all that.
[02:24:54]  I mean, look, I mean, just don't do anime games.
[02:25:00]  We could do any other games.
[02:25:01]  Just don't, let's not do anime games.
[02:25:04]  All right.
[02:25:05]  Let's do some real gaming out here.
[02:25:07]  I want to do some gaming.
[02:25:08]  All right.
[02:25:09]  I want to do some serious gaming.
[02:25:11]  And then, you know, who knows?
[02:25:14]  I may become big time out here.
[02:25:16]  I may be better than Ninja, you know?
[02:25:19]  I mean, here in the next six months, people may say Ninja Who.
[02:25:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:25:24]  Ninja Who.
[02:25:26]  I buy that for a dollar.
[02:25:29]  Be sure to get Halo MCC when that comes out.
[02:25:32]  1v1 me on Halo 3 or Halo Reach.
[02:25:36]  I'm going to test your skills, see if you're better than me.
[02:25:38]  And trust me, I'm not that good.
[02:25:41]  Oh, look at Destiny.
[02:25:42]  He wants to play some Halo.
[02:25:46]  Look, I'll get it all, man.
[02:25:48]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:25:50]  I'm willing to play anything, okay?
[02:25:53]  And hopefully we have a good time doing it, man.
[02:25:57]  I mean, I'd love to try to play.
[02:25:59]  You know, you got assholes in this little scene we got going on here.
[02:26:03]  You got little crews, you got little control crews, you got little anime crews, a brony crews.
[02:26:09]  Hey, if y'all want to get a crew together and you want to face my crew in some kind of a map or something, I'm talking shit like that.
[02:26:18]  All right.
[02:26:18]  I'm talking things like that.
[02:26:21]  It's going to be fun stuff, dude.
[02:26:23]  Fun stuff.
[02:26:24]  All right.
[02:26:25]  Here, let me blow my nose again.
[02:26:26]  I mean, what am I, what am I catching the cold or what the hell's going on?
[02:26:36]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:26:38]  It's you fuckers with this meme magic, man.
[02:26:40]  You see, when I was talking about that Chick-fil-A thing in San Antonio, you people were wishing me the digital aids.
[02:26:48]  And you see, look at this.
[02:26:48]  Look at what's happening now, man.
[02:26:50]  I'm secreting mucus for Christ's sake.
[02:26:54]  Good God.
[02:26:55]  All right, give me a shot.
[02:26:57]  I need a freaking shot for Christ's sake.
[02:27:00]  All right.
[02:27:00]  So what does everybody think?
[02:27:02]  Look, we're not going to do that every show.
[02:27:03]  We're going to, you know, do that every now and then.
[02:27:06]  The Instagram model critiquing.
[02:27:10]  You know, I think that's good.
[02:27:11]  I think that we'll be exposing some gentlemen to some hot pieces of tail so they can redefine what a good-looking woman really means.
[02:27:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:27:20]  And we'll be promoting women's Instagrams, man.
[02:27:23]  I mean, I'm not trying to hate.
[02:27:26]  I'm not being a hater, you know?
[02:27:29]  I'm sure a lot of you, look, I've went through the fucking YouTube demographics, the people that listen to this broadcast.
[02:27:36]  99.5%, okay?
[02:27:40]  99.5% are males that listen to this broadcast.
[02:27:47]  I'm not kidding.
[02:27:48]  99.5% are males.
[02:27:51]  So I don't think that the Instagram critique of models, I don't think that's going to be a bad deal.
[02:27:58]  All right.
[02:27:59]  And hey, by the way, I forgot to say, Thomas the Tanky Engine, thank you for the $10 dono, man.
[02:28:04]  I appreciate it for Christ's sake.
[02:28:07]  Somebody's asking me, will I critique traps?
[02:28:11]  Oh, you know, if somebody donates and they want to do that, maybe we'll consider it, man.
[02:28:16]  I don't know.
[02:28:18]  Look at them.
[02:28:18]  They're getting excited.
[02:28:20]  Look at this guy.
[02:28:21]  They're getting excited, man.
[02:28:24]  Oh, my God.
[02:28:25]  Just shut up.
[02:28:27]  All right.
[02:28:28]  Seriously.
[02:28:29]  We'll critique some traps.
[02:28:31]  I'll critique some trannies.
[02:28:33]  I'll critique anything, man.
[02:28:35]  All right.
[02:28:35]  I'm a very aesthetic person.
[02:28:37]  All right.
[02:28:38]  I'm a good critiquer.
[02:28:40]  All right.
[02:28:41]  Anyway, let me take a shot here.
[02:28:43]  Okay.
[02:28:43]  Because I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
[02:28:45]  And I've already been on here with you sons of bitches for two hours and fucking 30 minutes.
[02:28:51]  Two hours and 30 minutes of being bombarded with trolls, cyberbullied, all that shit.
[02:28:58]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's in the inner circle.
[02:29:01]  Cheers to everybody out there who's excited about the future of where we're going with this show.
[02:29:07]  Cheers, baby.
[02:29:07]  Cheers.
[02:29:12]  Yeah.
[02:29:14]  Nothing like a cheap bottle of hooch, man.
[02:29:17]  Anyway, cheers, baby, cheers.
[02:29:19]  Let's continue going.
[02:29:20]  And do I have anything else to talk about on the agenda here?
[02:29:25]  I mean, do I have anything else to talk about?
[02:29:27]  I mean, not really.
[02:29:28]  Oh, yeah.
[02:29:29]  Michael Avenetti.
[02:29:30]  I got to talk about Michael Avenetti.
[02:29:32]  Do y'all hear about the fucking lawyer for Stormy Daniels?
[02:29:36]  And man, Stormy Daniels, I mean, broads.
[02:29:41]  All right.
[02:29:42]  You should have saved up your porn money.
[02:29:44]  I mean, I mean, how long does a woman have to get laid in pornographic material before she gets some kind of a retirement fund?
[02:29:52]  I mean, how long does a stripper got to shake her tail feather before she gives herself a little bit of a retirement fund for Christ's sake?
[02:29:58]  Anyway, Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenetti, has been arrested.
[02:30:06]  I'm telling you, this damn title of this show, serious.
[02:30:10]  You Democrats and you leftists and you liberals better collectively apologize to the president or there's going to be some payback time.
[02:30:19]  All right.
[02:30:19]  There's going to be some payback.
[02:30:20]  Look at old Michael Avenetti, huh?
[02:30:23]  Arrested on federal charges of wire fraud, extortion, and tax evasion.
[02:30:28]  How you like that?
[02:30:31]  This was the same cue ball bastard that thought that he was going to use Stormy Daniels and the media whirlwind that he created out of it in an attempt to run for president in the Democratic ticket.
[02:30:44]  Can you believe that?
[02:30:46]  Can you believe that crap?
[02:30:51]  Oh my God.
[02:30:53]  What happened to Michael Avenetti couldn't have happened to a better scumbag?
[02:30:57]  All right.
[02:30:57]  And I hope he goes down into oblivion.
[02:31:00]  You know, I love when Tucker Carlson put Michael Avenetti on the damn hot seat when he was interviewing him and said, listen, Michael Avenetti, you're out here wearing $3,000 suits.
[02:31:12]  And meanwhile, you got a 45 or 46-year-old Stormy Daniels right now shaking her tail feather for old men for dollars throwing at him.
[02:31:21]  I mean, what do you have to say to that?
[02:31:22]  And you know what Michael Avenetti said?
[02:31:26]  And I quote, I quote Michael Avenetti.
[02:31:29]  Maybe she likes it, Tucker.
[02:31:32]  Maybe she likes it.
[02:31:34]  I mean, that sounds like a rapist that's trying to justify the old in-out, in-out on some slut, right?
[02:31:40]  Maybe she likes it.
[02:31:44]  Anyway, Michael Avenetti, rest in piss, all right?
[02:31:47]  You're a piece of trash.
[02:31:49]  I mean, this couldn't have happened to a better scumbag.
[02:31:52]  And I'm glad that, you know, you're in some major trouble.
[02:31:56]  All right.
[02:31:56]  I'm glad you're in some goddamn major trouble.
[02:32:00]  Anyway, let me move on here for Christ's sake.
[02:32:04]  Let me take another chug.
[02:32:05]  Let me get some more beer.
[02:32:06]  I'm already out.
[02:32:07]  I'm already out of beer.
[02:32:10]  All right.
[02:32:11]  Let's go ahead and get some more beer.

=== Becoming A Gamer (04:05) ===

[02:32:17]  Woo!
[02:32:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:32:22]  Hey, Brooke Nicole just donated a $2, man.
[02:32:25]  Thank you, Brooke Nicole.
[02:32:27]  All right.
[02:32:29]  All right.
[02:32:29]  Cheers to you.
[02:32:31]  And cheers to everybody else out there who's donated, with the exception of the troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[02:32:37]  All right.
[02:32:38]  And idiots, don't call me a damn alcoholic, all right?
[02:32:41]  I'm not an alcoholic, all right?
[02:32:43]  I'm a connoisseur.
[02:32:45]  And not to mention, you know, alcoholics, they don't care about their health.
[02:32:49]  They just keep drinking and drinking and they end up with some kind of physical ailment.
[02:32:52]  I mean, listen, I don't drink all day.
[02:32:54]  All right.
[02:32:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:57]  I'm sorry.
[02:32:57]  You're making me belch.
[02:32:59]  I don't drink all day, man.
[02:33:01]  I drink like after seven or eight o'clock.
[02:33:05]  All right.
[02:33:06]  I'm drinking after, you know, seven or eight o'clock at night.
[02:33:10]  You know, during the day, you know what I'm doing during the day?
[02:33:12]  I'm eating healthy.
[02:33:13]  All right.
[02:33:14]  I'm taking vitamins.
[02:33:16]  I'm taking vitamins.
[02:33:17]  What is this?
[02:33:17]  Here's a small message to some certain people.
[02:33:20]  Keep sniffing with your nose up, Ghostler's A-E-S-S-S-S-S-Ya sniffers.
[02:33:26]  Sniff, sniff, sniff.
[02:33:28]  Are you kidding me?
[02:33:28]  Are you talking about ass?
[02:33:30]  Is that what you're talking about?
[02:33:31]  Are you talking about an ass?
[02:33:33]  That's an ass.
[02:33:34]  Is that what you're talking about?
[02:33:37]  Anyway, look, I take a bunch of vitamins, man.
[02:33:39]  Okay.
[02:33:40]  A whole bunch of vitamins.
[02:33:41]  I eat healthy, okay?
[02:33:44]  And I just, you know, I like to smoke a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol and drink at night.
[02:33:51]  I like to smoke a little bit of a cigar.
[02:33:53]  And by the way, when I get the new computer, I'm not going to be able to smoke and drink on the air anymore, man.
[02:33:58]  Going to have to like literally like there's a lot of dust because I smoke and drink in here and I've spilt freaking beer all over the place and shit.
[02:34:06]  I can't do that, man.
[02:34:08]  I mean, I just bought $5,000 worth of computing equipment so that I can be the best of the best gamer.
[02:34:14]  So I don't know how I'm going to deal with that.
[02:34:16]  Now, I did get a computer.
[02:34:19]  What is it?
[02:34:19]  A K68 Corsair keyboard.
[02:34:22]  I mean, K68 Corsair keyboard that is dust and water resistant.
[02:34:30]  So we'll see how that works.
[02:34:32]  But I mean, I can't be as drinky and as smoky in here when I'm going to have all that computing equipment for Christ's sake.
[02:34:39]  All right.
[02:34:40]  Now, when am I going to get it?
[02:34:41]  I should be getting it by next week.
[02:34:43]  Next week, it should be up and running.
[02:34:45]  I am renovating the whole office, man.
[02:34:49]  I'm renovating the whole damn office.
[02:34:51]  It's going to look like a freaking, it's just going to look like a fucking command center.
[02:34:55]  It's going to look like a command center.
[02:34:57]  And I'm going to hang all kinds of stuff up, man.
[02:34:59]  It's going to be a badass work environment.
[02:35:02]  I can't wait.
[02:35:04]  All right.
[02:35:05]  I can't wait.
[02:35:06]  Anyway, cheers, everybody.
[02:35:07]  Just poured my new beer.
[02:35:09]  Two hours and 35 minutes we've been broadcasting here.
[02:35:13]  Cheers, baby.
[02:35:14]  Cheers.
[02:35:19]  No mechanical key.
[02:35:20]  That's what it is.
[02:35:21]  A K68 is a mechanical keyboard.
[02:35:22]  What are you talking about?
[02:35:25]  It is a mechanical keyboard.
[02:35:27]  It's a gaming keyboard.
[02:35:28]  What are you talking about, baby?
[02:35:29]  You're damn right.
[02:35:31]  I know a thing or two.
[02:35:31]  I know what I'm getting.
[02:35:33]  I'm getting the best.
[02:35:34]  All right.
[02:35:35]  I'm getting the best.
[02:35:37]  I'm getting the best of the best of the best.
[02:35:40]  The best, you dig.
[02:35:43]  All right.
[02:35:44]  Let me go ahead and take another.
[02:35:46]  I'm becoming a gamer.
[02:35:47]  Hey, it's your fault that I'm becoming a gamer.
[02:35:50]  You know that?
[02:35:51]  Because, you know, the online world is all you people understand.
[02:35:55]  And since you idiots think that you can troll me and make me look like an idiot and besmirch my show and nobody wants to come on my show for any interviews because of you people, all right?
[02:36:08]  Now I've got to stoop to your level so I can own some of you assholes that think that you're so cute as a goddamn troll.
[02:36:17]  I want to own your asses.
[02:36:19]  All right.
[02:36:20]  I want to own your goddamn asses, man.

=== AMD Vs Intel Divide (03:38) ===

[02:36:22]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:36:25]  I'm not even joking.
[02:36:27]  All right.
[02:36:29]  I will beat your ass.
[02:36:31]  All right.
[02:36:32]  I will beat your ass.
[02:36:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:42]  And all you people that are console gamers, get in with the now, okay?
[02:36:49]  PC gaming is the master race.
[02:36:52]  Get in with the now for Christ's sake.
[02:36:55]  All right.
[02:36:58]  And the only reason, you know, listen, you don't have to have a badass computer.
[02:37:02]  You could have done, you know, I've got an i9, 8-core, 990, you know, 32 gigabytes of Corsair RAM.
[02:37:13]  The freaking NVIDIA 2080 Ti.
[02:37:17]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:37:18]  You're not going to be able to beat that.
[02:37:19]  I mean, but you could still game with an i7 or, you know, Jesus Christ.
[02:37:26]  Or with AMD.
[02:37:28]  I'm not big on AMD, man.
[02:37:30]  AMD, if it was going to make a move, it should have made a move about 10 or 15 years ago.
[02:37:35]  You know, I'm just, I'm sorry.
[02:37:36]  I'm just saying.
[02:37:37]  I'm just saying.
[02:37:38]  Long live Trump.
[02:37:39]  Down with Democrats.
[02:37:41]  Down with the media.
[02:37:42]  Fuck you, Avenatti.
[02:37:44]  Shout out to you, Ghost, and also shout out to the true talent, Twilly and Samsung.
[02:37:49]  Twilly!
[02:37:50]  That bitch horse!
[02:37:52]  And seriously, Samsung.
[02:37:55]  Yeah, look, I don't want to talk about those two stupid jerk dicks, all right?
[02:38:00]  All right, so just let's let's not go there, please, all right?
[02:38:03]  Especially that bitch horse, Twee.
[02:38:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:10]  And look, with the AMD gang, we're out here.
[02:38:13]  Oh, I mean, are we going to have this big divide between AMDers and people that are, you know, hooking up with Intel for Christ's sake?
[02:38:22]  Come on, don't go there, all right?
[02:38:27]  I mean, if you want my opinion, I think that Intel is better for graphic processing and AMD is better for, you know, data processing, if you want my personal opinion, all right?
[02:38:40]  I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I mean, you people that are AMD ITES, you can continue to think of it, you know, whatever.
[02:38:50]  Macs or bus, it's a Mac.
[02:38:54]  Are you talking about Apple?
[02:38:56]  Are you talking about the computer building company that purposely, just because they calibrate all their hardware and it all runs in sync, they purposely give you crappy processing speed and crappy RAM and crappy everything just because it's all calibrated to be a part of an Apple machine?
[02:39:19]  I mean, I'm not kidding.
[02:39:21]  I mean, a Macintosh that doesn't even have, at least as far as specs are concerned, three quarters of what I've got in the Corsair is over what I paid for Corsair.
[02:39:33]  If girls didn't want creepy ass dudes stalking their instas, they wouldn't be posting all these pics in the first place, or at the very least, they should have their accounts locked.
[02:39:42]  Low-key, I've managed to get in models with locked accounts to LMAO.
[02:39:48]  Wait a minute.
[02:39:49]  I mean, you've gotten into models with locked accounts.
[02:39:52]  That's not something to be proud of their KGB revolver.
[02:39:55]  I mean, what do you sound like a little bit of a butt stalker there, right?
[02:39:58]  It's one thing to admire the broads.
[02:40:00]  Don't get me wrong.

=== Spilled Beer Production Notes (06:23) ===

[02:40:01]  It's one thing to be like, look at that ass.
[02:40:03]  Look at that tail.
[02:40:04]  Look at that ass.
[02:40:06]  But it's another thing to be out here saying that, hey, you know what I'm going to do?
[02:40:09]  I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to trick them or I'm going to hack their shit so I can see their private.
[02:40:14]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:40:15]  Are you kidding me?
[02:40:17]  Come on, man.
[02:40:18]  You're supposed to admire them, not sit there and stalk them, man.
[02:40:22]  Remember, man, they're just a piece of ass.
[02:40:25]  You know, an ass?
[02:40:26]  Like an ass.
[02:40:30]  Anyway, man, look, let me break out the wacky tobacco here.
[02:40:34]  I mean, you know what I mean?
[02:40:34]  I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
[02:40:36]  Let me break out the wacky tobacco.
[02:40:39]  Once I do that, we'll do some chat room shout-outs and then we'll go to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
[02:40:45]  Oh my God.
[02:40:46]  I spilled my beer.
[02:40:47]  I didn't even know it.
[02:40:48]  God damn it.
[02:40:49]  No.
[02:40:51]  Oh, damn it.
[02:40:53]  Fuck.
[02:40:54]  You see, this is what I'm talking about, man.
[02:40:57]  You see, I, God damn it, man.
[02:40:59]  God damn it.
[02:41:02]  God damn it.
[02:41:05]  Liz Porter equals nasty.
[02:41:06]  What the hell does that mean for Christ?
[02:41:08]  Like, I got to clean this crap up.
[02:41:10]  When the hell did I spill this crap?
[02:41:14]  I don't even remember spilling this crap, man.
[02:41:17]  God damn it.
[02:41:19]  Fucking hell, man.
[02:41:21]  You see, this is what I'm worried about, man.
[02:41:23]  This is what I'm worried about with the new computer.
[02:41:25]  All right.
[02:41:26]  Look, I'm not that pissed off that I spilt a little beer, man, but just imagine for Christ.
[02:41:32]  Good God, look at this.
[02:41:34]  This is.
[02:41:35]  This is all in my production notes, man.
[02:41:39]  It got all over my goddamn production notes, man.
[02:41:46]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:41:47]  This is horrible.
[02:41:48]  Look at those fucking production notes.
[02:41:49]  They're fucking...
[02:41:50]  They're so...
[02:41:52]  Oh!
[02:41:52]  Oh my god.
[02:41:56]  Spill this beer.
[02:41:59]  When the hell did I spill this beer?
[02:42:01]  For Christ's sake, man.
[02:42:03]  I've got technical difficulties now.
[02:42:05]  I got beer all over the fucking place.
[02:42:09]  I got beer all over the goddamn place.
[02:42:12]  For Christ's sake, it's a mess.
[02:42:16]  Look!
[02:42:18]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:42:20]  It's screwing up the stream now.
[02:42:24]  It's screwing up the damn stream now.
[02:42:28]  Meme magic is going to happen.
[02:42:30]  Like, look, just shut up, man.
[02:42:32]  Seriously.
[02:42:33]  No, don't go there.
[02:42:35]  It's not an Obama stream, man.
[02:42:37]  I mean, I just spilled beer all over the place.
[02:42:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:42:45]  Can you all hear me, man?
[02:42:48]  Can you all hear me?
[02:42:50]  What is this, Kans abuser?
[02:42:52]  Get an IBM Model M keyboard.
[02:42:54]  They're practically immortal.
[02:42:57]  Oh my God.
[02:42:58]  Can you all I just spilled beer all over the place?
[02:43:01]  I mean, I'm surprised I'm still on the air.
[02:43:05]  I'm surprised I'm still on the air, man.
[02:43:10]  And I don't even remember.
[02:43:11]  Engineer, when the hell did I spill this crap, man?
[02:43:14]  When?
[02:43:19]  You see, I was too busy talking to you, sons of bitches.
[02:43:22]  And I didn't even, I got beer spilled all over the goddamn place, man.
[02:43:26]  I cannot afford to do this on the new PC.
[02:43:29]  I'm not even joking, man.
[02:43:31]  It's all you fault.
[02:43:32]  It's all your fault, man.
[02:43:34]  I got to keep all my focus and fucking attention on you people because I don't know what the hell you troll terrorists and cyber vermin are going to do next.
[02:43:42]  I don't know what the hell you goddamn sons of bitches are going to do next, man.
[02:43:48]  This freaking beer, man.
[02:43:49]  I'm just, goddammit, man.
[02:43:52]  God damn it.
[02:43:57]  And shut up in the chat room.
[02:43:58]  This is not an Obama stream.
[02:44:00]  Shut up.
[02:44:02]  All right, it's your fault.
[02:44:03]  I got to pay attention, each and every one of you, internet punks, man.
[02:44:07]  What is this?
[02:44:08]  What I meant by getting into locked accounts, I meant that I just request to follow and they accept it.
[02:44:13]  It's that easy.
[02:44:14]  Oh, okay.
[02:44:15]  That's better, KGB Revolver.
[02:44:17]  I thank you for re- thank you very much.
[02:44:20]  I thought you were doing some kind of hacks or hacker stuff and just getting into their accounts and saying, hey, I see that ass.
[02:44:26]  Look at that.
[02:44:27]  It's an ass.
[02:44:28]  Look at that ass.
[02:44:29]  That's an ass.
[02:44:32]  Holding capitalist.
[02:44:33]  Sorry to hear about your beer.
[02:44:35]  Man, it's all over the freaking keyboard for Christ's sake.
[02:44:38]  It's all over the fucking place, man.
[02:44:43]  Anonymous just donated a $2 bill.
[02:44:46]  What did you donate?
[02:44:47]  Your beer committed suicide.
[02:44:49]  Perhaps you should follow its lead.
[02:44:50]  Yeah, real funny, Anonymous.
[02:44:52]  You asshole, alright?
[02:44:55]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:44:59]  God damn it, man.
[02:45:01]  All because I spilled a goddamn beer.
[02:45:03]  Paying attention to these cyber vermin punks.
[02:45:07]  Give me my goddamn weed.
[02:45:09]  All right, give me some goddamn freaking strawberry cush for Christ's sake, man.
[02:45:13]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:45:15]  Christ's sake.
[02:45:20]  I'm just, I'm drinking.
[02:45:21]  I'm smoking.
[02:45:22]  All because of you, man.
[02:45:24]  It's your fault.
[02:45:25]  It's all your fault, you stupid, dumb internet punks.
[02:45:29]  And I'm looking at you in the chat room.
[02:45:32]  You think it's funny, don't you?
[02:45:33]  You think it's funny.
[02:45:34]  Well, suck it.
[02:45:36]  Suck it, you troll terrorists.
[02:45:38]  Suck it.
[02:45:39]  Suck it and swallow, you son of a bitch.
[02:45:43]  Suck it.
[02:45:48]  Jesus Christ.
[02:45:51]  I'm going to put some freaking weed in this bowl here, man.
[02:45:56]  I just want to feel good doing this broadcast one time, man.
[02:46:00]  I just want to feel, I want to feel good doing this broad.
[02:46:03]  I feel like a piece of crap every time I conduct this broadcast, man.
[02:46:08]  I feel like a piece of low-grade disposable road trash every time I do this broadcast.
[02:46:18]  I just want to feel, I want to feel cool.
[02:46:20]  I want to feel cool.
[02:46:21]  That's why I bought the bitching computer, man.

=== Getting A Diamond Grill (08:49) ===

[02:46:24]  That's why I bought the bitching computer.
[02:46:26]  I want to feel cool, man.
[02:46:28]  You know?
[02:46:30]  You know, the I-60 Corsair that I bought, it's got LEDs coming out of the goddamn tower, baby.
[02:46:38]  I got a freaking LEDs coming out of the goddamn keyboard.
[02:46:42]  I got LEDs coming out of the damn 44-inch ultra-wide curve stream, boys.
[02:46:50]  You understand that?
[02:46:53]  I mean, any computer nerd, all right?
[02:46:56]  Any teenage Asian kid will have a nerd hard on with my system.
[02:47:01]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:47:04]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:47:05]  me my drink.
[02:47:14]  I'm not kidding, man.
[02:47:15]  I got the best of the best here.
[02:47:16]  All right.
[02:47:18]  I got the best of the best.
[02:47:22]  And you know what else I'm thinking about getting?
[02:47:25]  You know what else?
[02:47:26]  Call me crazy.
[02:47:27]  I'm a little drunk.
[02:47:28]  Okay.
[02:47:28]  Maybe I'm a little buzz.
[02:47:30]  not drunk i'm thinking about getting i'm thinking about getting you know one of those black guy grills you ever you You know what I'm saying?
[02:47:38]  I think I talked about this before, like getting a gold grill with princess cuts.
[02:47:45]  Princess cut diamonds or maybe we should get baguette diamonds since you, whatever.
[02:47:50]  Just get getting a grill going on.
[02:47:52]  And you want to know why I want to get a grill?
[02:47:54]  Okay.
[02:47:55]  Because I want myself, every time I talk, I want to sparkle.
[02:47:59]  You know what I mean?
[02:48:00]  Every time I talk, I sparkle.
[02:48:02]  All right.
[02:48:02]  That's what I want.
[02:48:03]  Every time I talk, I sparkle.
[02:48:07]  And by the way, I'll never cheap talk because I got myself a grill.
[02:48:12]  How you like that, huh?
[02:48:13]  How you like that?
[02:48:15]  Huh?
[02:48:16]  I'll never cheap talk because I got a diamond grill.
[02:48:22]  Huh?
[02:48:22]  Ain't no cheap talk here, baby.
[02:48:25]  All right.
[02:48:26]  And by the way, every time I talk, I want to sparkle, baby.
[02:48:28]  That's what I want.
[02:48:29]  Every time I talk, I sparkle.
[02:48:31]  All right, because I have no teeth.
[02:48:39]  Look, shut up.
[02:48:40]  All right.
[02:48:40]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:48:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:48:45]  LED causes autism facts.
[02:48:48]  Why do you think LED is so trendy?
[02:48:50]  Well, you know, I know LED light is not good for you, but I'm not lighting up my room with it.
[02:48:58]  Okay.
[02:48:59]  It's the ambient lighting, jerk dick.
[02:49:01]  All right.
[02:49:02]  It's ambient lighting.
[02:49:04]  Wait, why is everybody calling me an idiot for considering getting a goddamn grill?
[02:49:09]  I mean, why is it?
[02:49:11]  Listen, man, when I talk, I want to sparkle, baby.
[02:49:14]  And I never want to cheap talk, so I'll have a goddamn diamond grill.
[02:49:20]  How can anybody say I cheap talk when I got a diamond grill?
[02:49:23]  You can't.
[02:49:24]  You can't do it, man.
[02:49:25]  All right?
[02:49:28]  Buster is asking me, where would I ever wear a grill?
[02:49:31]  Well, you'd be surprised out here in San Hambonio.
[02:49:34]  You got people that are, you know, serving, serving you your fucking water burger with a freaking tattoo on their face, okay?
[02:49:41]  So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right, it'd be very well appreciated in these parts, all right, if I got a diamond grill, all right?
[02:49:48]  They'd be like, hey, gee, look at this dude over here, man.
[02:49:51]  Got the fucking grill.
[02:49:55]  And by the way, I'm not going to get the permanent grill.
[02:49:59]  I'm just going to get, you know, slip-on, slip-off grill.
[02:50:03]  All right.
[02:50:04]  If you were to, like, you know, implant the grill, that's a lot of money, dude.
[02:50:08]  That's that's like 200,000 bucks.
[02:50:13]  Captain Desi going to work.
[02:50:15]  Cheers, baby.
[02:50:16]  Hey, cheers to Captain Dessey for the $100 dono and all the hater aid that he had because of the $100 donut.
[02:50:25]  Glad to hear you'll be role-playing as Twilight Sparkle for the first annual Twilight Sparkle.
[02:50:32]  That's not what I said, you idiot.
[02:50:34]  Shut up.
[02:50:35]  All right.
[02:50:37]  Shut your mouth.
[02:50:37]  That's not what I said.
[02:50:40]  That's not what I said.
[02:50:42]  I said that I'm getting a goddamn diamond grill.
[02:50:46]  So when I talk, I sparkle.
[02:50:48]  All right.
[02:50:50]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:50:54]  And why is everybody thinking I'm an idiot for even thinking about this?
[02:50:58]  I'm just saying, all right?
[02:51:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:51:04]  I just want to talk.
[02:51:05]  When I talk, I sparkle, man.
[02:51:08]  And what, now I'm gay because I want to sparkle?
[02:51:13]  I can't win with you fucking people, man.
[02:51:16]  You know that?
[02:51:16]  I can't win with you people.
[02:51:18]  All right?
[02:51:20]  And by the way, I'm going to get the vampire teeth as well.
[02:51:23]  I mean, if I'm going to get a grill, you might as well look cool, right?
[02:51:25]  You might as well look like El Vampiro, right?
[02:51:27]  So, you know, let me get the vampire teeth.
[02:51:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:51:31]  So I look even more badass.
[02:51:34]  All right.
[02:51:36]  And fuck you, whoever said cringe in the chat room.
[02:51:39]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[02:51:41]  When I talk, I want to sparkle, all right?
[02:51:44]  Son of a bitch.
[02:51:47]  And who knows?
[02:51:48]  Maybe I already have a grill.
[02:51:49]  You know what I mean?
[02:51:50]  Maybe I already have one.
[02:51:51]  How the hell do you know?
[02:51:52]  Huh?
[02:51:52]  You don't.
[02:51:53]  How about that?
[02:51:55]  How about if I, how do you know if I don't already have one?
[02:51:59]  Son of a bitch.
[02:52:00]  Give me, you know what?
[02:52:01]  I'm going to smoke my freaking tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:52:04]  All right?
[02:52:05]  I buy that.
[02:52:06]  What is this?
[02:52:07]  Typical boomer trying to fit in with the young kid.
[02:52:10]  Shove it up your ass, man.
[02:52:11]  I'm not trying to fit in with nobody, man.
[02:52:13]  I'm doing me.
[02:52:15]  All right?
[02:52:16]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:52:17]  I'm doing me.
[02:52:20]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:52:23]  You hear me?
[02:52:24]  I'm doing me.
[02:52:27]  Not sitting over here trying to impress anybody.
[02:52:30]  I'm doing me.
[02:52:34]  Son of a bitch.
[02:52:36]  I'm doing me is what I'm doing.
[02:52:38]  All right.
[02:52:39]  So shut up.
[02:52:42]  Why is everybody making fun of the vampire teeth, man?
[02:52:45]  I mean, you know how many chicks, once they see that, once they see the teeth, are like, oh, ah.
[02:52:55]  Princess cut diamonds in his teeth.
[02:53:00]  I'm just saying, man.
[02:53:01]  And I'll never cheap talk because I got a diamond grill.
[02:53:05]  I mean, you know, come on, man.
[02:53:08]  Give me a break.
[02:53:09]  All right?
[02:53:10]  Give me a break.
[02:53:11]  And by the way, I'm putting my money where my mouth is when I get a diamond grill.
[02:53:15]  How you like that, huh?
[02:53:18]  I never cheap talk because I got a diamond grill.
[02:53:21]  How you like that, bitch?
[02:53:23]  Huh?
[02:53:24]  Anyway, that's an.
[02:53:26]  I'm sorry.
[02:53:26]  Let me smoke this.
[02:53:27]  All right.
[02:53:27]  Everybody just shut up.
[02:53:28]  All right.
[02:53:29]  I'm going to smoke this so we can get on with the broadcast.
[02:53:32]  All right.
[02:53:33]  Jesus.
[02:53:38]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:53:40]  Ghost, those diamond grills are going to make you flyer than a Pelican baby.
[02:53:44]  Can I get a Hodokin?
[02:53:46]  Amen.
[02:53:47]  Cheers, baby.
[02:53:48]  Cheers.
[02:53:48]  Hold on, Brick.
[02:53:50]  I'm letting the hit hit the brain.
[02:53:51]  Let me let it hit the brain.
[02:53:56]  All right.
[02:53:58]  Are you good?
[02:54:03]  Tiger.
[02:54:04]  Tiger.
[02:54:05]  TIGER UPPER CUNT!
[02:54:12]  Shit!
[02:54:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:19]  Let's go to surprise butts.
[02:54:22]  Uh-oh.
[02:54:23]  Is that a request?
[02:54:25]  Is that a request?
[02:54:26]  Surprise, butt sex.
[02:54:28]  that a goddamn request?
[02:54:36]  Jesus Christ there's a lot of mucus coming out of here.
[02:54:46]  Are you all kidding?
[02:54:47]  Y'all are out here.
[02:54:48]  You want to sit here and listen to surprise butt sex?
[02:54:53]  Are you kidding me?
[02:54:55]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:57]  Perfect.
[02:54:58]  Perfect.
[02:55:02]  All right.
[02:55:03]  Let me drink some more, man.
[02:55:04]  I mean, listen, just let me get inebriated here and then we'll get to some shout outs and we'll get to some freaking radio graffiti.
[02:55:13]  All right.

=== Ice Poseidon Acknowledgement (14:31) ===

[02:55:14]  I mean, stop trolling me for a fucking minute, man.
[02:55:16]  Just for a second, man.
[02:55:18]  Stop trying to throw your meme sorcery at me.
[02:55:21]  Stop trolling me for a second for Christ's sake, man.
[02:55:25]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:55:27]  I bought a $5,000 fucking goddamn computer for you.
[02:55:33]  I bought, you think I want this computer?
[02:55:35]  You think I want a $5,000 computer?
[02:55:38]  I bought it for you.
[02:55:40]  I bought it for all of you.
[02:55:42]  You think I wanted that?
[02:55:46]  Man, I could have bought a fucking Cadillac on dubs, man.
[02:55:51]  I could have bought a Cadillac on dubs for $5,000, man.
[02:55:58]  Instead, I bought a $5,000 computer because of all of you.
[02:56:03]  Because of you, man.
[02:56:07]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:56:08]  And hey, Stonewall, okay?
[02:56:10]  I bought extra shit.
[02:56:12]  Remember, it's $3,600.
[02:56:15]  You can go take a look at the Corsair website.
[02:56:18]  It's $3,600 plus tax, which is close to $4,000 just for the box.
[02:56:27]  Just for the box.
[02:56:30]  And I paid $8.99 for a 49-inch ultra-wide curved screen to immerse myself into the gaming.
[02:56:43]  Okay?
[02:56:43]  I mean, this is just an unbelievable system.
[02:56:46]  It's an unbelievable system.
[02:56:49]  I'll take a picture of it.
[02:56:50]  Okay, I'll tell you what, since y'all want to know my Instagram, you know what?
[02:56:53]  I'm not giving you my Instagram.
[02:56:54]  Fuck that shit.
[02:56:55]  I'm not giving you fucking people my Instagram.
[02:56:58]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:00]  I'm not.
[02:57:00]  You know what?
[02:57:01]  Just shut up.
[02:57:02]  All right, I'm not joking.
[02:57:11]  I got it this weekend.
[02:57:12]  It'll be here next week sometime.
[02:57:15]  All right.
[02:57:18]  We're going to be able to do more things.
[02:57:20]  You know, we're going to be able to do some more stuff.
[02:57:22]  Okay.
[02:57:25]  The show is going to get that much more exciting once I get this son of a bitch.
[02:57:29]  We'll be able to do more things.
[02:57:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:57:32]  Like the Saturday Night Troll show, I'm not even joking, man.
[02:57:35]  Once we get it up and running, I'll have enough goddamn computing power to be able to have an in-real life scavenger hunt.
[02:57:42]  Y'all remember that Christmas time scavenger hunt that we had?
[02:57:45]  Man, instead of people posting up YouTube videos, we can have them go live, baby.
[02:57:51]  We can have them go live and they can either pull off the scavenger hunt.
[02:57:56]  And by the way, I'm going to be giving out some cash.
[02:58:00]  Remember one Christmas we had the scavenger on.
[02:58:02]  I was giving out cryptocurrency like it was no big deal.
[02:58:05]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about, man.
[02:58:07]  It's going to be a fun, goddamn troll show, and I hope that you all appreciate it.
[02:58:11]  You know, I hope that you all appreciate it.
[02:58:15]  And by the way, I mean, I'm going to be giving cash, all right?
[02:58:18]  I'll just deposit whatever it is in your goddamn PayPal accounts if you do.
[02:58:23]  And look, I'm not even going to do that.
[02:58:25]  There's just so much shit that I've got in play.
[02:58:27]  I'm just telling you about some of it when it comes to the troll show, okay?
[02:58:31]  I'm just telling you about some of it.
[02:58:33]  It's going to be great.
[02:58:34]  All right.
[02:58:34]  It's going to be great.
[02:58:37]  Pookie from 713.
[02:58:39]  I finally figured out how to pay Streamlabs in EBT.
[02:58:43]  Anyway, next time you and the H, hit me up.
[02:58:46]  We got the Baguette Diamond Grills.
[02:58:48]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
[02:58:49]  All right.
[02:58:49]  Just shut up.
[02:58:51]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[02:58:52]  And I'm serious.
[02:58:53]  I mean, we're going to have some interactive stuff in which, you know, I'm going to give back.
[02:58:58]  We're going to be doing some cool stuff.
[02:59:00]  Maybe we'll make some, you know, people that are not shy, maybe they'll become characters because they're so down to do stuff when it comes to the scavenger hunt.
[02:59:10]  I mean, it's going to be a lot of, you know, instead of the CX network, you know what I'm saying?
[02:59:16]  I mean, maybe we'll maybe we'll just call it the Ghost Network, baby.
[02:59:20]  How about that?
[02:59:22]  How about that?
[02:59:24]  The Ghost Network.
[02:59:27]  CX is dead because of your meme magician shit.
[02:59:30]  I want you all to know that, but, you know, we'll see it.
[02:59:32]  We'll see what happens.
[02:59:33]  All right.
[02:59:35]  CX is gone.
[02:59:36]  All right.
[02:59:37]  It's gone forever.
[02:59:38]  Okay.
[02:59:39]  It's never, it's never going to happen.
[02:59:42]  The Ghost Network, baby.
[02:59:43]  It's coming.
[02:59:44]  All right.
[02:59:44]  It's coming near.
[02:59:46]  It's coming soon.
[02:59:47]  It's coming soon, baby.
[02:59:48]  And by the way, any of you folks that are in the CX network, you want to get with a Ghost Network?
[02:59:54]  Come on down, baby.
[02:59:55]  All right.
[02:59:56]  Let's make a deal.
[02:59:57]  All right.
[02:59:58]  Let's make a deal.
[03:00:00]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:00:03]  I'm open to everybody out there in the CX network.
[03:00:08]  Come to the Ghost Network where you will be paid and everything is going to be grave.
[03:00:18]  So anyway, let me let me take a swig of this beer here.
[03:00:25]  And hey, to be honest with you, speaking of the CX network, did you hear that Ice Poseidon, the reason that he got raided was not necessarily because of the initial reports of them?
[03:00:39]  I mean, they are being persecuted by Los Angeles and whatnot, but it has something to do with DJ Pans.
[03:00:46]  And I knew it.
[03:00:47]  I knew it.
[03:00:48]  I knew it.
[03:00:49]  And if you don't know who DJ Panz is, you probably don't want to.
[03:00:54]  This is the, you know, DJ Panz is the kind of weaponized, autistic, troll terrorist guy that you really don't want fixated on you.
[03:01:05]  Just ask Ice Poseidon, okay?
[03:01:08]  Just ask Ice Poseidon.
[03:01:11]  I'm not joking around, man.
[03:01:12]  I mean, this seems to be, if y'all don't know who DJ Panz is, don't even worry about it.
[03:01:17]  He's not even worth it.
[03:01:18]  But this is the guy that I think that has initiated all this federal investigation into ICE.
[03:01:25]  And by the way, I don't know if you guys have heard, but Ice Poseidon and people have been looking at his past streams.
[03:01:32]  He's admitted to conducting, you know, phishing scams and ganking credit cards back in the old, you know, I think when they caught him talking about, I think he was in the Alaska stream.
[03:01:46]  It's not because of hacking the church, dude.
[03:01:49]  All right.
[03:01:50]  They spoofed his IP and the fucking FBI.
[03:01:53]  That is the stupidest shit.
[03:01:54]  Like the FBI isn't going to figure out a spoofed IP.
[03:01:57]  Get the fuck out of here, you idiot.
[03:01:59]  All right.
[03:02:01]  All right.
[03:02:01]  Just shut up.
[03:02:03]  All right.
[03:02:05]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another hit of this tetrahydrocannabinol.
[03:02:12]  And by the way, what ICE was talking about when everybody thought he was talking about a Ponzi scheme, he was trying to talk about how companies traditionally raise money.
[03:02:24]  Like, for instance, if you're some kind of a tech startup, what you do is you go, and I don't believe in this kind of fundraising because, you know, most of the time it doesn't work.
[03:02:36]  But what happens is if you got like a fucking app, you know, and you want to make it bigger and you've got a base and there's some potential growth, you can convince a group of venture capitalists to be able to give you so many some odd dollars that you're requesting so that they can get, you know, so much equity in your company so that you can use that money to grow the company, etc.
[03:03:02]  And what happens is, is that many times many of these startup companies go through three or four rounds, sometimes even more than that, of funding, which means that the first round of funding got the company so far and they need another round of funding.
[03:03:21]  When they get another round of funding, it dilutes the equity of the people in the first round, even though they still own parts of the company.
[03:03:30]  It dilutes it because the second round of funding, I mean, what are you selling?
[03:03:36]  You've got to sell more equity.
[03:03:39]  So this is how, believe it or not, tech companies are built and how they're funded.
[03:03:45]  And that's what Ice Poseidon was trying to claim.
[03:03:50]  Unfortunately, he's an inarticulate autist that didn't know how to explain it.
[03:03:55]  Okay.
[03:03:55]  So I'm explaining it for him.
[03:03:57]  That's really what that's how it all these tech companies raise money.
[03:04:02]  That's how they get so big.
[03:04:04]  I mean, it's venture capitalists that are out here giving the money.
[03:04:10]  And somewhere along the line, scuff Steve Jobs, that Hasidic looking Jewish man that's his manager, was able to convince somebody to say, hey, let me have your mansion.
[03:04:22]  If you take a look at the address of that mansion, it used to be the mansion of DJ Mustard.
[03:04:27]  Are you familiar with DJ Mustard?
[03:04:29]  Well, that was his old, that was the CX mansion.
[03:04:32]  It was.
[03:04:32]  It was DJ Mustard.
[03:04:35]  And anyway, he convinced somebody to, hey, let us have your mansion and we're going to be streaming.
[03:04:41]  And this is literally what the CX revenue stream was going to be.
[03:04:47]  What it is, is you've got Ice Poseidon.
[03:04:52]  Now, you notice Ice Poseidon was not streaming during the whole streaming mansion thing.
[03:04:59]  He didn't stream.
[03:04:59]  If he did, it was a joke.
[03:05:01]  It was him sitting down, sitting Andy style, you know, bullcrap.
[03:05:06]  What he did is all the streamers that would go into the house, Ghost IPO zero subscribe.
[03:05:14]  Shut up, idiot, all right?
[03:05:15]  When streamers go in the house, Ice Poseidon, like let's say Blade, Only Use Me Blade was in there.
[03:05:23]  Mexican Andy was in there.
[03:05:26]  They got that scuff butler dude.
[03:05:30]  These people that were streaming in there.
[03:05:32]  They had to give ICE Poseidon, or the company that ICE Poseidon now represents, 20 and I could be a little bit, you know, they could be a little bit worse than that.
[03:05:43]  It could be 25 30, but I think it's 20 of all the donations that were accumulated within the the, the Scuffed Mansion, the Cx Mansion.
[03:05:55]  So everybody who was in that mansion had to give 20% of everything that was donated and all the revenue that was generated to scuff Steve Jobs and the company.
[03:06:08]  So that's why whoever lent Ice Poseidon, the goddamn mansion, that's where they were hoping they would get money from.
[03:06:18]  And while this was happening, they also thought that they could create a whole new network of streamers in which they could host it potentially on their own website.
[03:06:29]  They could have potentially their own merch, etc.
[03:06:33]  I mean, it was a very big kind of visionary type of a situation.
[03:06:39]  And I think, in my personal opinion, I think that it was oversold.
[03:06:44]  I mean, I think that streamers themselves, okay, need to take a little bit more of a realist approach at what this whole epidemic of streaming is.
[03:06:57]  And most of the time, what you'll find is that you can do most of this stuff on your own.
[03:07:03]  And the only time that you want to give anybody any points into your streaming is if they are going to provide the concepts, the production, the pre-production necessary so that you can go out and do an actual stream without the outside influences of calls and swatting and all that other stuff.
[03:07:25]  And look, everybody's asking me to do in-real life streaming.
[03:07:28]  Are you kidding?
[03:07:28]  I don't want to do in real life streaming.
[03:07:31]  That's a lot of work, man.
[03:07:33]  Are you kidding me, man?
[03:07:34]  I mean, I want to be honest with the in-real life streamers, those dudes are working.
[03:07:38]  They're going out.
[03:07:39]  You know, they're exposing themselves to the world.
[03:07:42]  You know what I mean?
[03:07:43]  And, you know, it's just, it's just a lot of work.
[03:07:45]  I don't want to do all that, man.
[03:07:47]  All right.
[03:07:47]  I do a show and that's about it.
[03:07:49]  I'm not greedy about it.
[03:07:51]  And many of these in-real life streamers, what I don't like about it is that these sons of bitches think that they can just walk with a selfie stick with a selfie stick on them and that's going to provide donations.
[03:08:02]  You got to have content, man.
[03:08:04]  You got to have some kind of content, man.
[03:08:06]  I mean, you know, what I really, what really chaps my ass is that all these people that donate to, you know, all the in-real life streamers, they typically never get any acknowledgement.
[03:08:19]  They never get any acknowledgement for the donation, man.
[03:08:22]  And isn't that the whole point of giving a donation?
[03:08:25]  The whole point of giving a donation is to kind of get some kind of acknowledgement or to get some kind of, get something, right?
[03:08:32]  And what I don't like about the in-real life streamers is that I don't think people are, you know, some people don't mind if they don't have the acknowledgement, but you have to have the content.
[03:08:44]  So anyway, let me have the goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[03:08:49]  Jesus Christ.
[03:08:54]  Oh my God.
[03:08:57]  Anyway, look, people are talking to me about Hyphonix.
[03:09:00]  If you want my opinion, I think Hyphonics is overrated.
[03:09:04]  Sorry.
[03:09:05]  I think he's overrated.
[03:09:06]  And if you want my opinion, I think he rips me off too.
[03:09:09]  All right.
[03:09:10]  I mean, this idiot had a bit on one of his streams called CX Confessions.
[03:09:16]  All right.
[03:09:17]  I mean, where the hell did he get that shit from?
[03:09:19]  Huh?
[03:09:21]  I'm telling you, I hate being ripped off without any kind of a goddamn acknowledgement for Christ's sake.
[03:09:26]  I'm not asking.
[03:09:27]  Listen, I'm not asking for anybody to give me a pay or give me any money.
[03:09:33]  I just want acknowledgement, man.
[03:09:35]  All right?
[03:09:36]  I just want, that's it.
[03:09:38]  I'm not fucking asking for nothing.
[03:09:41]  Straight up, he fucking rips me off.
[03:09:43]  Okay, I'm just, I'm just saying.

=== Hampton Brandons Rip Off (04:56) ===

[03:09:45]  And there's a couple other bits that he does as well.
[03:09:48]  All right.
[03:09:49]  What's my opinion on Hampton Brandon?
[03:09:51]  10 toes down, baby.
[03:09:55]  10 toes down, baby.
[03:09:58]  Are you kidding me?
[03:10:00]  Now, granted, I think Hampton Brandon may have the AIDS, in my opinion.
[03:10:04]  I mean, he's got a lot of lesions going on on his face.
[03:10:06]  I don't know what happened to him.
[03:10:08]  But either way, man, he's pretty down for his, man.
[03:10:11]  I mean, who else?
[03:10:13]  What other human being?
[03:10:15]  What other human being can get hit by a car, land on his feet, and then try to say, you see this?
[03:10:24]  You see, I'm a hard motherfucker.
[03:10:28]  I mean, did y'all see that?
[03:10:29]  Did y'all see Hampton Brandon get hit by a car because he was being chased by some degenerate vagrant with a freaking chair in his hand for Christ's sake, man?
[03:10:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:10:41]  Hey, cheers.
[03:10:42]  Look, I'm just saying.
[03:10:44]  I'm just, I'm just, just saying.
[03:10:50]  Oh, my God, man.
[03:10:52]  Anyway, 10 toes down to old Hampton Brandon, man.
[03:10:55]  I watch him.
[03:10:56]  I watch him.
[03:10:58]  I like the in-real life genre.
[03:11:00]  I watch him.
[03:11:01]  All right?
[03:11:07]  Yeah, so Hampton Brandon ain't bad.
[03:11:10]  All right.
[03:11:11]  He ain't bad at all.
[03:11:14]  He's got balls of steel, man.
[03:11:16]  I mean, the guy's not afraid.
[03:11:17]  He's not afraid of anything, man.
[03:11:19]  Like when cops try to tell him something, he'll be like, no, sir, I don't know what you're talking about.
[03:11:23]  I mean, he's just, he just, he just has no fear.
[03:11:26]  He's like a fearless, like, you know, he doesn't care if he goes to jail.
[03:11:30]  You know what I mean?
[03:11:31]  He doesn't care what kind of problems he causes.
[03:11:33]  And, you know, I'm sorry.
[03:11:35]  I'm 10 toes down, baby.
[03:11:37]  Hey, Hampton, if you really need to start streaming, baby, holler at the Ghost Network, man.
[03:11:41]  We'll hook you up, man.
[03:11:42]  No bullshit.
[03:11:42]  All right.
[03:11:43]  Not kidding.
[03:11:43]  10 toes down, baby.
[03:11:46]  Maybe I'm high and drunk.
[03:11:47]  Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
[03:11:53]  All right.
[03:11:55]  I got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
[03:11:56]  All right.
[03:11:57]  All right.
[03:11:58]  Let me go ahead.
[03:12:00]  And let me get to, I guess we should, we should, what should we do, engineer?
[03:12:07]  I'm kind of off, man.
[03:12:14]  Shit.
[03:12:21]  I mean, what do I do, engineer?
[03:12:23]  What's going on, man?
[03:12:29]  All right.
[03:12:29]  Well, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout outs.
[03:12:32]  All right.
[03:12:34]  I mean, three hours and 14 minutes.
[03:12:37]  I've been on for over three hours for Christ's sake, man.
[03:12:40]  Where does time go, man?
[03:12:43]  Where does time go, man?
[03:12:47]  Oh, God, man.
[03:12:51]  Where does time go?
[03:12:52]  I have no idea, man.
[03:12:53]  Just fucking time.
[03:12:54]  Just, I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[03:12:59]  Jesus Christ.
[03:13:00]  Give me more beer.
[03:13:02]  It's fucking three hours and 14 minutes, man.
[03:13:10]  Fucking three hours, man.
[03:13:12]  Three?
[03:13:12]  I mean, where does time go, man?
[03:13:16]  Time flies when you're wasted all day.
[03:13:18]  I'm not wasted, man.
[03:13:21]  Well, I mean, maybe I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not wasted all day, all right?
[03:13:25]  I'm not wasted all day.
[03:13:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:13:32]  All right.
[03:13:32]  I'm sorry, folks.
[03:13:34]  I mean, this has just been a bad case of the Mondays.
[03:13:36]  If you heard the text-to-speech that we had earlier, I mean, it's never going to end, isn't it, man?
[03:13:43]  It's never going to goddamn end.
[03:13:47]  It's never going to end, is it, man?
[03:13:49]  37 episodes, man.
[03:13:51]  I tried to tell the inner circle that, look, don't worry about it, man.
[03:13:54]  It's going to blow over and then we're going to have to, you know, the markets.
[03:13:58]  And, you know, we're going to have the political insight and the social commentary.
[03:14:01]  But no, it's not going to happen, is it?
[03:14:06]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:14:08]  It's not going to happen, is it?
[03:14:11]  It's never going to happen.
[03:14:14]  I mean, you know, if I bring the Saturday Night Troll show, does that mean that you trolls will start trolling there and leave the ghost show alone?
[03:14:23]  Is that what that means, man?
[03:14:27]  Because I'm serious, man.
[03:14:28]  I mean, something has got to give.
[03:14:30]  Bro, something has got no.
[03:14:35]  Then what am I doing?
[03:14:36]  What am I doing?
[03:14:37]  Why am I negotiating with you people, man?
[03:14:40]  Why?

=== Tax Refund Negotiations (06:05) ===

[03:14:42]  Why did I buy a $5,000 computer if y'all are going to keep trolling me like a bunch of assholes?
[03:14:49]  Why?
[03:14:52]  You know, I could have bought for $5,000.
[03:14:54]  I could have bought a fucking Cadillac on dubs.
[03:14:56]  You know that?
[03:14:58]  I could have bought, you know, I could have bought a Mercedes, you know, the one with the frog eyes on it.
[03:15:02]  I could have bought that shit on dubs for that price.
[03:15:07]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:15:10]  Give me my smoke.
[03:15:18]  I'm negotiating.
[03:15:19]  I thought we had a...
[03:15:20]  I thought we had a deal here, man.
[03:15:30]  Oh, shit.
[03:15:36]  Ugh.
[03:15:39]  Oh, God.
[03:15:40]  I've got a lot of mucus coming out, man.
[03:15:49]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[03:15:54]  Oh, my God.
[03:15:56]  Hey, hey, Roger Dodger, go shove it up your ass, man.
[03:16:00]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:16:01]  I bought a $5,000 computer, man.
[03:16:05]  I bought a Corsair I-60.
[03:16:09]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:16:11]  $5,000 beer coaster.
[03:16:13]  Bro, don't even kid around about that, man.
[03:16:15]  Seriously, don't even me magic about that shit.
[03:16:19]  That's not funny, man.
[03:16:20]  This is a big purchase.
[03:16:22]  I mean, listen, I bought expensive computers in my day.
[03:16:25]  Like, my most expensive computer I got, believe it or not, was in 1997.
[03:16:31]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:16:33]  I bought a $3,000 computer.
[03:16:36]  I'm not even going to tell you what it was, but at that time, it had the 100-megabyte zip drive.
[03:16:43]  You remember that?
[03:16:44]  Oh, 100-megabyte zip drive.
[03:16:47]  And it had, I mean, 200 megahertz Pentium processor, bitch.
[03:16:54]  I mean, I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
[03:16:59]  Anyway, look, I haven't bought a computer like this, this price in a long time.
[03:17:07]  So don't kid around, man.
[03:17:11]  5K beer paper.
[03:17:13]  Listen, I'm serious, dude.
[03:17:14]  Don't, don't, man.
[03:17:16]  Seriously.
[03:17:16]  You people and your meme magic, you're fucking sick bastards, and I know what you're capable of.
[03:17:21]  So don't, man.
[03:17:22]  All right.
[03:17:23]  Seriously, just don't.
[03:17:25]  Just don't.
[03:17:28]  All right.
[03:17:29]  And people in the chat room are asking if I'm going to be watching porn from that.
[03:17:34]  That's none of your business.
[03:17:36]  Tax refund wasted.
[03:17:38]  Hey, asshole, I make so much money, I don't get a tax refund, dude.
[03:17:43]  I pay money at the end of the fucking year.
[03:17:46]  I'm not like you people, man.
[03:17:48]  I have to pay fucking money every fucking year.
[03:17:52]  You know, I have not had a tax refund.
[03:17:57]  I can't even, you know, I don't even remember when I had a fucking tax.
[03:18:00]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:18:02]  I mean, I was thinking, I was trying to go into my recollection.
[03:18:05]  Was it 15, 20, 30 years?
[03:18:07]  I can't remember.
[03:18:09]  I can't remember.
[03:18:12]  Oh, God.
[03:18:14]  What were the specs of that one computer?
[03:18:16]  Oh, man, it was 200 megahertz Pentium processor, right?
[03:18:19]  It had 32 megabytes of RAM, okay?
[03:18:24]  32 megabytes of RAM.
[03:18:26]  It had the Zip 100 drive.
[03:18:28]  Y'all remember the Zip 100 drive already put in?
[03:18:32]  It had 56K modem.
[03:18:36]  It had, man, it had all.
[03:18:40]  You name it.
[03:18:41]  It had it, man.
[03:18:43]  It was a badass computer.
[03:18:45]  It owned, man.
[03:18:48]  It's sad.
[03:18:49]  It was badass.
[03:18:54]  Anyway, every other computer I've had, I've built or I bought a laptop variant.
[03:18:59]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[03:19:01]  Tax refund is for loser.
[03:19:04]  Hey, I'm not saying that.
[03:19:06]  I'm not saying that.
[03:19:08]  I'm just saying I have not had a fucking refund in, I can't even remember.
[03:19:15]  I mean, I know I did, but I can't even remember, man.
[03:19:20]  I have to pay tax.
[03:19:21]  You know, I have to pay.
[03:19:22]  Let me explain something to you.
[03:19:23]  As a business owner, okay, I've got to pay sales tax for things that I sell in this municipality or any other municipality that I have businesses in.
[03:19:34]  Okay.
[03:19:35]  I've got to pay whatever municipal taxes that they have.
[03:19:40]  All right.
[03:19:41]  You know how many taxes municipalities have?
[03:19:43]  It's fucking disgusting.
[03:19:45]  Okay.
[03:19:46]  Luckily, there is no state tax in Texas.
[03:19:50]  So there's no state income tax.
[03:19:52]  And the corporate tax of Texas, believe it or not, is zero unless you make over, I believe this year, you have to make over $5 million to be able to qualify to pay a corporate sales tax in Texas.
[03:20:07]  And I believe it's only 1%.
[03:20:10]  And I'm not, you know, I'm not even, I wish I got $5 million.
[03:20:15]  Are you kidding me?
[03:20:17]  But anyway, yeah, I mean, you know, it is what it is.
[03:20:24]  I mean, it's just, I, you know, I have like about, I'm not going to, I'm going to say like four or five different rents I've got to pay every month because I've got brick-mortar businesses.
[03:20:34]  So I got about, I got about four or five different rents.
[03:20:37]  I get five different rents I got to pay for, five different light bills, five different water bills every fucking month.

=== Texas Corporate Taxes Explained (04:42) ===

[03:20:47]  Okay.
[03:20:48]  So I'm just simply stating that I know that you guys think I'm some fucking idiot schmuck or something, but I am a local businessman.
[03:20:58]  And, you know, I mean, I'm not making a ton of cash, but I mean, I'm an entrepreneur, baby.
[03:21:02]  I've always been an entrepreneur, baby.
[03:21:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:21:05]  That's why I moved to San Antonio.
[03:21:07]  In San Antonio, let me tell you something.
[03:21:09]  If you've got $200,000 in your bank account, okay?
[03:21:13]  If you've got $200,000 in your bank account, you are living lavish, baby.
[03:21:20]  Lavish.
[03:21:22]  Lavish.
[03:21:24]  All right.
[03:21:24]  So I'm just, I'm just saying.
[03:21:26]  All right.
[03:21:27]  Screw the businesses, make streaming your full time.
[03:21:31]  I'm not going to do that, man.
[03:21:33]  I'm not going to do that.
[03:21:34]  I mean, businesses, you know, I don't think you people understand the seriousnesses of business.
[03:21:40]  You know, when you have employees and shit, those folks are relying on you as being a responsible business owner to stay open so that they can have a livelihood.
[03:21:52]  You know, the folks that go to you for whatever business that you supply, they depend on you to supply whatever product or service that you have.
[03:22:04]  I mean, there's a lot of responsibility when it comes to business, and that's why I like business.
[03:22:09]  I mean, business isn't about screwing people over, man.
[03:22:12]  It's about sites on Daryl.
[03:22:20]  Just shut up, all right?
[03:22:22]  There's a lot of responsibility in being a business owner, man.
[03:22:26]  You know, okay, great.
[03:22:28]  You know, maybe you're making a little bit more money than the average person and you can, you know, maybe drink a little better.
[03:22:35]  You can, you know, smoke a little better.
[03:22:37]  You maybe drive a better car or whatnot.
[03:22:39]  But what it comes down to is you got to be responsible for your business because if you don't, a lot of people are going to, they're going to hurt.
[03:22:47]  You know, if you're an irresponsible idiot and, you know, you just, your business is closed down because you fucking fell apart.
[03:22:55]  People's livelihoods, man, are in your hands.
[03:22:58]  And I just, I want to be honest with you.
[03:23:00]  That's why I like business.
[03:23:02]  I like business because I like the fact that not only am I employing people and they appreciate the employment and they and they work for me, but I appreciate their labor.
[03:23:13]  You know, and I just, I'm just saying, man, I don't know.
[03:23:16]  I didn't mean to get so sentimental.
[03:23:17]  I'm sorry.
[03:23:18]  I didn't mean to get so sentimental.
[03:23:21]  Headshot Daryl.
[03:23:23]  Listen, man, stop talking about Dime Bag Daryl.
[03:23:26]  All right.
[03:23:27]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:23:29]  Leave freaking Dime Bag Daryl alone.
[03:23:34]  Anyway, I'm just simply stating, folks.
[03:23:38]  I mean, I'm not some big badass.
[03:23:42]  I'm not Daddy Warbucks.
[03:23:44]  I'm not making $2, $3 million a year, but I'm an independent business owner.
[03:23:50]  And I've always been a hustler.
[03:23:54]  That's what I do.
[03:23:56]  I've always been a hustler.
[03:24:00]  And you know what success is?
[03:24:02]  I'm going to tell you what success is.
[03:24:04]  It's being able to do what you want to do when you want to do it.
[03:24:11]  So anyway.
[03:24:13]  Somebody in the chat room was saying, I remember the one time you were bragging about you were paying $10 an hour.
[03:24:18]  Hey, Kweef Connoisseur.
[03:24:21]  You're probably one of these idiots that I kicked out of the inner circle.
[03:24:24]  Hey, asshole.
[03:24:26]  I said that back in 2011, you moron.
[03:24:29]  All right.
[03:24:30]  It's 2019.
[03:24:32]  And depends on what fucking, it depends on what you're doing for that $10.
[03:24:38]  Okay.
[03:24:39]  It depends on what you do for that $10.
[03:24:42]  I buy that for a ghost owns a taqueria.
[03:24:45]  I want to be honest with you, I wish I did own a taqueria.
[03:24:48]  I think the food business is, you know, it's not a business that I've conquered yet.
[03:24:53]  I mean, I have affiliations with the food business, but it's not, you know, I'd like it a little bit more better, you know, but I'm not one of these idiots that just on a whim goes into a business.
[03:25:06]  You got to fucking realize and pick your spots, etc.
[03:25:10]  So I wish I owned a goddamn taqueria or some, I don't know, a sandwich shop.
[03:25:15]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:25:17]  What do Ghosts Granny and Dimebag Daryl?
[03:25:20]  They're both dead LMAO.
[03:25:21]  Yeah, real funny.
[03:25:22]  Yeah, Daryl 360 knows ghosts.
[03:25:27]  Ghost is a well-known tax.
[03:25:28]  Wait a minute.
[03:25:29]  How the fuck?

=== Darkside Phil Corporation Breaks (15:02) ===

[03:25:30]  First of all, I'm not a tax evader.
[03:25:31]  Okay.
[03:25:32]  You can't be a tax evader and be able to be in business.
[03:25:36]  Okay.
[03:25:37]  First of all.
[03:25:38]  And secondly, you need to realize how business works.
[03:25:42]  You know Darkside Phil over there?
[03:25:44]  Let me tell you why Darkside Phil.
[03:25:46]  If you don't know who Darkside Phil is, poor guy now owes the IRS $17,000 and what, $600, whatever, over $17,000 in taxes for whatever reason.
[03:25:58]  Now, I don't know his situation, but I can only assume, in my opinion, that Darkside Phil claimed his money under something called a sole proprietorship.
[03:26:12]  Now, a sole proprietorship means that, you know, you have a business and you do business as a certain entity and it's still in your personal name.
[03:26:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:26:27]  It's still in your personal name.
[03:26:29]  And unfortunately, sole proprietorship is the worst thing that you can do as a businessman.
[03:26:38]  Now, the reason I say that is because when you are a sole proprietor, first of all, if you look at the IRS statistics, the IRS audits sole proprietor business at a higher rate than anyone else.
[03:26:53]  Okay, first and foremost.
[03:26:55]  And why is that?
[03:26:57]  Because as a sole proprietor, you're bringing in income from your own name and intermixing it with income from your business.
[03:27:08]  And there's no differentiation legally or in any kind of account basis.
[03:27:14]  There's no differentiation from your business and your personal income.
[03:27:19]  Okay.
[03:27:20]  Now, what does that mean?
[03:27:23]  That means that as a sole proprietor, because your sole proprietor business, and you can look all this up in the IRS, I'm not a tax consultant.
[03:27:33]  Okay.
[03:27:34]  I'm not a, I'm just, this is my opinion for entertainment and, you know, educational purposes only.
[03:27:39]  I just want to put that out there.
[03:27:40]  Okay.
[03:27:41]  But you can look up sole proprietor.
[03:27:43]  And what happens is, is because a sole proprietorship is in your name so that you're taxed on a personal income basis for a sole proprietor business.
[03:27:58]  Now, what does that mean?
[03:28:00]  That means that you, as your name, whatever your legal name is, it's going to be taxed at a certain rate.
[03:28:09]  Now, what rate is that?
[03:28:11]  Well, that depends on how much money you have.
[03:28:13]  There's certain brackets.
[03:28:15]  Donald Trump broke it down into five brackets, but still, you know, if you fall under a certain bracket of income, you have to pay a certain amount of income.
[03:28:26]  And the worst people that are taxed, folks, believe it or not, at a personal income, I want to remind everybody that sole proprietor is a personal income taxation.
[03:28:38]  Okay.
[03:28:39]  Most people that are single are the ones that get taxed the most.
[03:28:46]  The more money that you have as you're single, all right, the more money you're going to be taxed.
[03:28:52]  I'm serious.
[03:28:53]  Like, let's say you're some single schmuck and you're a fucking badass earner, man.
[03:28:58]  You're like, you know, you're making like six figures.
[03:29:01]  You're making $150,000 a year.
[03:29:03]  Well, you can automatically take almost 50% of that income and put it away because at the end of the year, you're going to have to give it to Uncle Sam.
[03:29:15]  That's right.
[03:29:16]  You're going to have to give it to Uncle Sam.
[03:29:18]  Now, I know there's people that are going to say, well, ghost, wait a minute.
[03:29:22]  Can't you write shit off and be able to kind of lower that tax bill?
[03:29:27]  Yes.
[03:29:28]  The problem is that there's not very many write-offs that are applicable to not only personal income write-offs, but sole proprietor.
[03:29:39]  Remember, the sole proprietor business is connected with the name of who you are, okay?
[03:29:47]  So with that being said, if Darkside Phil had a sole proprietor name or business and got all that money and put it in his personal account and spent the money, that's why he owes $17,000 in taxes.
[03:30:08]  Now, once again, I don't want to just let everybody know for entertainment and education purposes only.
[03:30:17]  Had he had a corporation.
[03:30:19]  What is this?
[03:30:22]  Everyone in the chat type I see so we can summon the Meme Magic to take down the business.
[03:30:26]  Shut up.
[03:30:27]  All right.
[03:30:28]  Just like our Meme Magic campaign.
[03:30:29]  Shut up.
[03:30:30]  I'm shooting pearls here.
[03:30:32]  I'm shooting pearls to you idiots.
[03:30:34]  All right.
[03:30:34]  That's why Darkseide Phil is having to, the poor guy's having to do like 12-hour streams out of his ass so he could see if he could get a $17,000 to pay the tax bill.
[03:30:45]  And you know what sucks is that even if Darkseide Phil does raise the $17,000 from donos, he owes the taxes from the $17,000 next year, probably under the same fucking rate.
[03:30:59]  Now, had he had a corporation, and man, you can make corporate, bro, you can make as many corporations as you want.
[03:31:09]  You could put people, you can have shell corporate.
[03:31:13]  I don't want to go into it.
[03:31:14]  The corporate game is so tricky and it's so deceitful, but it's so legal that, you know, had, let's just put it in perspective.
[03:31:25]  Had Darkside Phil had deposited his damn money into some corporate account somewhere, okay?
[03:31:35]  And let's say Darkside Phil was having a fucking black.
[03:31:38]  I mean, this guy had like $300,000 in donos that year, right?
[03:31:42]  Let's say it's December and, you know, the end of the year is one month away in December.
[03:31:48]  Let's say he made $300,000.
[03:31:50]  Now, instead of Darkside Phil blowing it on, I don't know, whatever Darkside Phil blows it.
[03:31:58]  I don't know what he blows his money on.
[03:31:59]  Let's just say he blows it on, I don't know, his house or, you know, just blows it.
[03:32:05]  He just burns it.
[03:32:06]  He just burns it, okay?
[03:32:08]  Instead of burning, and not to mention, he's a sole proprietor business.
[03:32:11]  So even though he spends it, he still owes.
[03:32:15]  When it comes to corporations, if Darkside Phil had that money in a corporation, why the hell do corporations get tax breaks from the far right while us Joe Schmucks bust our ass seven?
[03:32:28]  I'm about to explain that.
[03:32:31]  I'm going to explain that, corporate welfare.
[03:32:34]  Let me explain that, okay?
[03:32:38]  Now, as I was saying, had the dark side, let's say Darkside Phil had 300,000 and he had it at Darkside Phil Inc., a real corporation, okay?
[03:32:49]  Buy that for a dollar.
[03:32:53]  What the hell are you talking about?
[03:32:55]  I have no idea.
[03:32:56]  Okay, I guess I'm a welfare crew.
[03:32:58]  Whatever.
[03:32:58]  All right.
[03:32:59]  Listen, what I'm trying to say is this, okay?
[03:33:03]  Had Darkside Phil had the $300,000 in Darkside Phil Inc. under a registered corporation with the IRS, Let's say December comes around, he's got 300,000 in the bank, and he's like, oh shit, I got 300,000 in a bank.
[03:33:20]  Let me figure out what I'm going to do.
[03:33:22]  You know what he should do if he was fucking smart and everybody else was fucking smart?
[03:33:26]  He would take that $300,000 and purchase a big piece of property, a fucking nightclub, a McDonald's, whatever.
[03:33:35]  All right.
[03:33:36]  Invest in a business, reinvest in his corporation, whatever.
[03:33:40]  Okay.
[03:33:41]  Take it all.
[03:33:42]  All $300,000 of it.
[03:33:44]  Okay.
[03:33:44]  Oh, just take it all and just spend it on a big piece of property.
[03:33:48]  Buy a fucking apartment complex.
[03:33:50]  Buy a small apartment.
[03:33:51]  Buy a small building.
[03:33:53]  Whatever.
[03:33:53]  Whatever.
[03:33:54]  Okay.
[03:33:55]  And at the end of the year, Darkseid Phil wouldn't owe any taxes at the end of the year.
[03:34:04]  All right.
[03:34:05]  He wouldn't owe any taxes at the end.
[03:34:08]  You want to know why?
[03:34:09]  I'll tell you.
[03:34:11]  Okay, great.
[03:34:12]  Yeah, I'm very that's really funny.
[03:34:14]  Listen, you want to know why he won't owe any taxes?
[03:34:19]  Because Darkseid Phil, we're just saying figuratively, and you know, here, Darkseide Phil would have taken that 300,000, which is under his Dark Side Phil Inc. name, and invested in an asset which belongs to Dark Side Phil Inc.
[03:34:38]  And you could write that off as a means of suggesting to the IRS, which is what all corporations do, all corporations do this, saying we didn't make anything this year.
[03:34:52]  We took all the profits that we would have had at the end of the year and reinvested in the company.
[03:34:58]  The company still has assets.
[03:35:00]  Now, listen, that doesn't mean that you're absolved of the taxes.
[03:35:04]  You've just parlayed those taxes into an asset like a, let's just say, a property.
[03:35:12]  And whenever you sell that property, is when you have to pay the taxes.
[03:35:19]  This is why I listen to you, ghost.
[03:35:21]  Great topic.
[03:35:22]  Great insights.
[03:35:23]  Learning some cool things here.
[03:35:25]  I'm just saying, I always tell you guys, I'm shooting pearls here, man.
[03:35:30]  And this is why corporations do not pay a fucking thing in taxes.
[03:35:36]  Because listen, it's not like they're never going to pay the taxes.
[03:35:41]  They just defer the taxes by suggesting that they're reinvesting into their corporation.
[03:35:49]  Now, you can't suggest that you're reinvesting in the corporation and purchase a bunch of personal shit for you.
[03:35:57]  It has to be applicable to the portfolio of the corporation.
[03:36:01]  All right.
[03:36:03]  All right.
[03:36:03]  It has to be of the, like, let's say a property or a nightclub or old cars, fucking gold, stocks, you name it.
[03:36:14]  You know, those types of assets is where you want to throw the money that you're.
[03:36:21]  No, hey, you see, man, everybody in the chat room is like, oh my God, this is fucking gold.
[03:36:25]  I took three years of business and was never learned this.
[03:36:28]  I'll tell you why.
[03:36:29]  Because this is the secret of finance.
[03:36:32]  And let me tell you something else.
[03:36:35]  If Dark Side Phil was even, and we're talking about this in a figurative sense of Darkside Phil, if Darkside Phil was really fucking smart, okay, as he was making that $300,000 that year, what he could have done is instead of like throwing all that $300,000 on one property so that the property itself, it's a reinvestment in the corporation, etc.
[03:37:01]  And like I said, it's not like you're evading taxes.
[03:37:04]  All right.
[03:37:05]  You've reinvested in the company, which the money that would have been taxed is an asset of the company.
[03:37:12]  And that asset needs to be liquidated.
[03:37:16]  And it's in that liquidation process is when the taxable income is applicable.
[03:37:22]  Okay?
[03:37:24]  I'm just saying.
[03:37:25]  I mean, I'm just trying to tell you people how all the, if you're a corporation, remember, you have to be a corporation.
[03:37:33]  Now, somebody's going to ask, well, Ghost, I have a corporation.
[03:37:38]  How do I put money in my personal income?
[03:37:42]  How do I put money in my personal income?
[03:37:45]  Well, that's when your corporation pays you a salary.
[03:37:50]  Because remember, corporations are people.
[03:37:52]  Remember when Mitt Romney said that?
[03:37:56]  Huh?
[03:37:57]  Remember when Mitt Romney said that, hey, corporations are people?
[03:38:00]  They are people.
[03:38:02]  I mean, if you're in a corporation, it's a completely, it's a person.
[03:38:06]  It's not you.
[03:38:08]  You're absolved of any kind of liability.
[03:38:11]  Okay?
[03:38:11]  I'd buy that for.
[03:38:14]  Close those loopholes.
[03:38:15]  Let everyone get fucked by Uncle Sam equally.
[03:38:18]  That includes corporations.
[03:38:20]  Good luck with that one.
[03:38:21]  Good luck with that one, buddy.
[03:38:22]  All right.
[03:38:23]  Good luck with that.
[03:38:24]  Good luck with that one.
[03:38:25]  And look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[03:38:27]  I am not a corporatist.
[03:38:29]  Okay.
[03:38:30]  But this is the corporate game, man.
[03:38:32]  And, you know, I'm just using Darkside Phil as an example that that's why he owes $17,000.
[03:38:41]  Okay.
[03:38:42]  Because, you know, you just have to know finance, baby.
[03:38:48]  I'm just trying to let everybody know how it is.
[03:38:51]  All right.
[03:38:51]  And look, people are saying that's tax evasion.
[03:38:54]  Yeah.
[03:38:54]  Okay.
[03:38:55]  That's why every corporation does what I just told you.
[03:39:00]  Did you know that Amazon didn't pay any taxes?
[03:39:02]  And just look, just look up corporation doesn't pay taxes and take a look at how many fucking big-time humongous corporations do not pay a fucking cent.
[03:39:16]  Why?
[03:39:17]  Because they reinvest all the profits that they made that year into their company.
[03:39:24]  And if they don't invest, and by the way, this is what, you know, if you're a public company, like let's say you have a corporation and you're like, I want to make it public.
[03:39:31]  I want to be traded on the fucking NASDAQ and the Dow or whatever, right?
[03:39:36]  Well, this is where you use stockholders, if you're a corporate CEO, as a means of being able to, you know, throw some of this money at some of the investors in dividends.
[03:39:48]  I'm just simply stating, bro, I mean, I'm throwing a lot of information at you, but I'm just trying to tell you guys how it is.
[03:39:56]  And, you know, people think they know, you know, how things work and shit.
[03:40:01]  They don't, man.
[03:40:03]  That's why the working man, as fucked up as it is, I mean, he is lucky if he gets a high wage.
[03:40:10]  And that's why everybody's bitching about wages.
[03:40:13]  Wage this, wage that.
[03:40:15]  Because the people that have the skills and the people that are willing to work, I mean, they're being...
[03:40:20]  Is this the reason why socialists make the case for corporations not paying taxes when they just don't pay it at the end of the year when they're usually expected to?
[03:40:29]  That's exactly right, Tijuana genius.

=== Reading The Tax Code (04:12) ===

[03:40:32]  But what people are failing to realize is that even though corporations don't pay federal taxes because of, you know, loopholes like this, they still have to pay state taxes and they have to pay sales tax and any other regulatory tax within the municipal or state government.
[03:40:50]  So even though corporations aren't necessarily paying federal tax, they're paying major taxes in the state or municipal end, especially if they sell something.
[03:41:03]  If they sell something, there's no getting around sales tax.
[03:41:06]  You have to pay the sales tax.
[03:41:08]  There's no getting around any of the state taxes or any of the regulatory tax.
[03:41:13]  There's no getting around that statewide shit.
[03:41:16]  So, I mean, even though corporations aren't necessarily paying federal taxes, they are contributing to the municipal and state taxes.
[03:41:27]  And moreover, they're also employing massive amounts of people, which those folks that they employ, depending on how much they make per year, they're paying taxes.
[03:41:38]  So you see why those loopholes are there?
[03:41:42]  Huh?
[03:41:43]  Lynn Chani Grow.
[03:41:44]  All right, shut up.
[03:41:45]  All right.
[03:41:46]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying here?
[03:41:50]  I mean, that's why corporations, and look, I'm not a corporatist, dude, but I just know how to play the corporate game.
[03:41:57]  That's why I tried to start True Capitalist Radio and nobody cared.
[03:42:02]  You know, I'm just trying to tell you guys, you want to be a part of the fucking game and you want to be able to be ahead of the game.
[03:42:08]  You need to know this stuff, man.
[03:42:10]  All right.
[03:42:11]  You need to know this stuff.
[03:42:13]  And look, just because you can be able to do this, it doesn't mean that you should do it.
[03:42:18]  You have to be successful at it.
[03:42:20]  You have to, for instance, Darkseide Phil, okay, we talked about his $300,000.
[03:42:26]  Let's say he invested in a property.
[03:42:29]  Well, hopefully, Darkseide Phil not only invests in the property, but he helps fix it up.
[03:42:35]  He adds new additions to it so that in two or three years, the $300,000 that Dark Side Phil, the $300,000 that he invests in the property and whatever else that he put into in the upkeep and the renovation, he gets $600,000 or $700,000 on that $300,000 investment.
[03:42:57]  And that's the only way that you can keep growing.
[03:43:00]  And that's the only way that you can keep capitalizing.
[03:43:02]  You cannot, you know, you can't just say, hey, well, you know what?
[03:43:07]  I'm just going to go buy.
[03:43:07]  I mean, capitalism, if it was easy, everybody be doing it.
[03:43:10]  All right.
[03:43:11]  Always remember that.
[03:43:12]  If it was easy, everybody be doing it, baby.
[03:43:16]  But they ain't because it's hard.
[03:43:18]  It's complicated, you know?
[03:43:19]  I mean, look at all this shit that I have to fucking know as a businessman.
[03:43:23]  I mean, I'm telling you shit that I have to know.
[03:43:26]  All right.
[03:43:27]  Because if I go and pay some schmuck fucking accountant or some schmuck, I mean, are they going to make the case for me if I get audited by the IRS?
[03:43:38]  Huh?
[03:43:39]  Are they going to actually, they're not.
[03:43:41]  You have to read the tax code.
[03:43:43]  That's another thing, too.
[03:43:44]  I don't want to, you got to read the tax code because every year the tax code changes and you can be able to make investments based upon the tax code, which gives you a lot of advantages.
[03:43:55]  You know, I mean, just there's a whole bunch of instances that I can tell you.
[03:44:01]  Like back in 2000 and what was it, 2010, you could purchase a, because remember these fucking dumb Democrats during Obama were trying to have all this green shit.
[03:44:14]  You could purchase a $8,000 green vehicle, you know, one of these electronic vehicles, and be able to write the whole $8,000 off.
[03:44:25]  It couldn't go over $8,000, but you could write the whole $8,000 off on your taxes.
[03:44:30]  I believe it was 2010.
[03:44:33]  I mean, and that was just for that year.
[03:44:37]  So you have to read your taxes and make investments and do tax planning based upon those taxes.

=== White Privilege Reality Check (08:06) ===

[03:44:44]  So I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man.
[03:44:48]  I mean, I'm not some, look, I'm not a millionaire or anything of that nature, man, but I'm an independent business owner, man.
[03:44:54]  Well, you know, it's invigorating, man.
[03:44:58]  You know, it's good to know this stuff, don't you think?
[03:45:00]  I mean, you know, everybody can, look at this.
[03:45:02]  Somebody, oh, I with Jews, you lose.
[03:45:05]  I mean, come on, dude.
[03:45:06]  This is capitalism, man.
[03:45:07]  This game's for everybody.
[03:45:08]  You just have to know how to play it.
[03:45:10]  All right, you just have to know how to play it.
[03:45:12]  Gas, gas, gas.
[03:45:15]  I'm gonna step on the gas tonight.
[03:45:17]  I'll fly and be your yash.
[03:45:18]  All right.
[03:45:19]  I'll be so quick as a flash, and I'll be your hero.
[03:45:22]  All right, listen to me.
[03:45:24]  Gas, gas.
[03:45:25]  I didn't mean to go off on this soliloquy.
[03:45:27]  People are on the lookout.
[03:45:28]  The trolls are obviously getting shut up.
[03:45:30]  I'm talking.
[03:45:33]  The trolls are obviously getting upset that, you know, oh, let's get along with the next segment.
[03:45:39]  Meh, meh, meh.
[03:45:44]  So anyway, look, I didn't mean to go off on this soliloquy about this.
[03:45:48]  I'm just, I mean, there's something inherent in me that wants to see other people succeed.
[03:45:54]  And, you know, I want to be honest with you.
[03:45:56]  I mean, you know, call me a stupid imbecile, but I don't hate people that are successful.
[03:46:01]  I don't hate people that, you know, I know when they were nothing and they move ahead.
[03:46:06]  I don't hate people like that, man.
[03:46:09]  I mean, and nobody should.
[03:46:10]  People should.
[03:46:11]  I mean, in America, especially in America, some of these fucking people in the other parts of the world, they're never going to understand this shit.
[03:46:18]  But especially in America, if another American is doing well, and I mean, we should not be sitting here hating on people, man.
[03:46:25]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:46:27]  So I'm a capitalist, and I'm hoping that some of you folks realize that, oh shit, what am I doing?
[03:46:32]  I mean, I'm not going to be sitting.
[03:46:34]  I'm just trying to tell you folks that you can control your own destiny.
[03:46:39]  All right.
[03:46:39]  And look, me, whoever the fuck I am, it really doesn't matter who I am, dude.
[03:46:44]  I don't want the fame.
[03:46:46]  I really am not a fame whore.
[03:46:47]  If I was, if that was the case, I would have came out a long time ago, man.
[03:46:51]  I like the information on this Information Super Highway to be.
[03:46:56]  Please ignore the trolls during these rants, ghost.
[03:46:59]  This is fucking gold.
[03:47:01]  Well, thank you.
[03:47:02]  I appreciate that, black worm.
[03:47:03]  I'm just trying to tell everybody in America, baby, you want to stake your claim.
[03:47:08]  You've got to play the game.
[03:47:10]  You've got to play the game.
[03:47:13]  All right.
[03:47:14]  So I'm just trying to tell everybody this is how you this is how you do it.
[03:47:18]  This is how you do it.
[03:47:19]  And when you have, I hate to quote Nelson Rockefeller, but it's one of the best quotes of an American capitalist that was ever said: own nothing, control everything.
[03:47:36]  All right.
[03:47:36]  So just that's that's that's why if you're going to play the corporatist game, make sure the corporations own everything and you owe minimal in your own name.
[03:47:46]  You understand?
[03:47:47]  I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, okay, look at somebody quoting Rockefeller.
[03:47:53]  Hey, Gene Skinner, you want to know why you hate Rockefeller?
[03:47:57]  You want to know why you hate the Rothschilds?
[03:47:59]  Because you came from a shit family that didn't leave you shit.
[03:48:03]  Okay.
[03:48:04]  And believe me, I'm not, I'm not no better.
[03:48:06]  I'm not any better either, man.
[03:48:08]  Believe me, my whole life was a piece of trash.
[03:48:12]  Okay.
[03:48:14]  All right.
[03:48:14]  I mean, literally, if I had not had capitalism, I'd be a piece of crap.
[03:48:19]  Okay.
[03:48:21]  But let's be honest.
[03:48:22]  Okay.
[03:48:23]  The reason why everybody hates is because their families did not take their family serious.
[03:48:30]  And that's why you have a lot of minorities talking about white privilege, white privilege, white privilege.
[03:48:35]  It's not white privilege.
[03:48:37]  It's cultural.
[03:48:39]  Do you understand?
[03:48:40]  Most white folks, okay, for whatever reason, they are religious or they have some kind of moral fiber, whatever the case might be.
[03:48:51]  Most white folks have children and work so that they can bequeath whatever they earn to those children.
[03:49:00]  And that's really common amongst white folks.
[03:49:03]  That's why the whole white privilege is not white privilege.
[03:49:09]  It's the fact that the culture of white families, their whole intention of having children is to work and attain assets to bequeath to the children.
[03:49:22]  And that's what the Rockefellers have done.
[03:49:25]  That's what the Rothschilds have done.
[03:49:27]  And I don't want to get into the whole technicality of it all, man, because it's very complicated.
[03:49:32]  A lot of history, a lot of things, you know, that I could explain and probably be here for fucking two hours explaining.
[03:49:39]  But in the end, that's why, that's why most people that are like, oh, you're a fucking Jew and you're an idiot.
[03:49:48]  Their families didn't leave them shit.
[03:49:50]  And believe me, you shouldn't be angry at anybody but your fucked up family.
[03:49:55]  Okay, I'm not even joking around.
[03:49:57]  I mean, if your family isn't going to leave you anything, if they worked their whole lives and they didn't leave you a fucking thing, then why are you absolved?
[03:50:08]  What is this?
[03:50:09]  Preach it ghost capitalism is the greatest.
[03:50:11]  It is.
[03:50:11]  Thank you, Johnny Ballerfic.
[03:50:15]  I'm just simply stating, folks, that's what white privilege is.
[03:50:19]  It's not white people having, you know, anything better.
[03:50:23]  It's the goddamn fucking culture.
[03:50:26]  It's how they see family.
[03:50:27]  It's how they see children.
[03:50:29]  I mean, take a look at the black community.
[03:50:32]  And I'm not trying to be racist because once you say the word black and you're not black, you know, it's racism.
[03:50:39]  But the majority of black people, black males specifically, are born into single parent families.
[03:50:47]  Okay?
[03:50:48]  Single parent families.
[03:50:51]  Now, do you think that someone who is born in a single parent family, that single parent is going to have this idea like the white culture, that they're going to work and attain assets so that they can bequeath it to their young child?
[03:51:08]  Or let's just, let's just, okay, let's not just say black people.
[03:51:11]  Let's say Mexican.
[03:51:12]  Let's say Hispanex people.
[03:51:13]  Let's say Mexican people.
[03:51:15]  Now, most Mexican people, it's more like it's not necessarily single parent families.
[03:51:22]  It's big families, like they have six or seven children kind of families.
[03:51:28]  Now, do you think that a family that has six or seven children is going to have the same concept as a white family that has three, maybe four children, that they're going to work hard, attain assets, and bequeath it to their generations?
[03:51:45]  I mean, I'm sure there's some of them that are, but for the majority, obviously not.
[03:51:50]  And therein is the problem when it comes to the discrepancy of any kind of social, I don't know, social, I don't even know what to feel, I don't even know what to describe it, man.
[03:52:05]  I don't even know what to describe it anymore, man, because there is no racism.
[03:52:09]  There is no race.
[03:52:10]  And we got black entertainment television, man.
[03:52:13]  We've got white people pretending to be black people.
[03:52:16]  A la, post Malone, Little Pump.
[03:52:20]  I mean, I'm just saying, man, there is no racism anymore.
[03:52:27]  It's these leftists that are out here stoking this crap.
[03:52:33]  I remember back in the day when there was racism in the 70s, Hollywood, these same people that are stoking this racial divide used to concoct sitcoms and movies that would be comedic towards the racial dissension amongst the population.

=== John Holmes Sausage Talk (07:42) ===

[03:52:51]  You know, all in the family sitcom, the Jeffersons, Chico and the Man, you know, blazing saddles, you know, these very racial, uh, you know, pushing the boundary type comedies that made people laugh.
[03:53:04]  You couldn't do that today.
[03:53:08]  Here's T.N. Apostle.
[03:53:09]  You're right.
[03:53:09]  Hold on, let me get to the.
[03:53:11]  You're right.
[03:53:12]  My parents do very well for themselves.
[03:53:14]  Well deserved too, but they said they won't leave me and my brother a dime when they pass.
[03:53:21]  We inherit the house or two, but no way we can pay inheritance tax, so we'll have to sell them.
[03:53:29]  Well, listen, TN Apostle, if they're really going to give you the house, what they should do is sign you over the house and give them a payment.
[03:53:40]  Let's just say, you know, you and your parents come to an agreement.
[03:53:44]  Let's just say this is for education and fucking entertainment purposes only.
[03:53:49]  Let's say you and your parent come to an agreement and your parents want to give you the house, okay?
[03:53:56]  You can have a contract between them in which you pay a down payment for the house, and this is all notarized and put on paper.
[03:54:06]  And you give them, no matter how small or bigger the payment, a payment every month.
[03:54:11]  And in the contract, you put this contract is null and void.
[03:54:17]  Hold on.
[03:54:19]  Black comedy is now racist as white comedy was in the 70s.
[03:54:23]  Yeah, I hear you there, Johnny Ballerfic.
[03:54:26]  Anyway, you put in the contract that if your parents were to decease, that the contract is null and void, and then the house is fully yours.
[03:54:37]  And I don't think that you'll be owing as much taxes as you would if she was to bequeath it to you in an inheritance.
[03:54:45]  So that's my personal opinion.
[03:54:47]  I'm not a tax expert.
[03:54:48]  I'm just trying to help people out.
[03:54:50]  All right.
[03:54:51]  Jesus Christ, I've been talking all this capitalism.
[03:54:54]  Now I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[03:54:57]  All right.
[03:54:58]  Three hours and 55 minutes.
[03:55:00]  I mean, good God.
[03:55:03]  Look, when I come back, don't go anywhere.
[03:55:06]  I'm not going to go on a soliloquy anymore.
[03:55:08]  I didn't realize that I was on such a goddamn long soliloquy, for heaven's sake.
[03:55:13]  All right.
[03:55:13]  But when I come back, obviously we're going to do some goddamn chat room shout outs.
[03:55:19]  We're going to do some goddamn radio graffiti and all that stuff.
[03:55:23]  All right.
[03:55:24]  I hope that you all appreciated the freaking pearls I was shooting at you, man.
[03:55:29]  All right.
[03:55:29]  That's why people used to listen to me, man.
[03:55:31]  Don't you understand that?
[03:55:33]  I used to be somebody, man.
[03:55:36]  I had hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary, man.
[03:55:47]  And now look at me, man.
[03:55:49]  Look at me.
[03:55:49]  What have I become?
[03:55:50]  For Christ's sake.
[03:55:51]  Anyway, look, I'll be right back.
[03:55:53]  Okay.
[03:55:53]  I'm going to put on the intro music that's called Insanity Control.
[03:55:57]  It's a royalty-free-based metal music on YouTube.
[03:56:01]  You can look it up.
[03:56:02]  And I don't appreciate the comments you're putting on that video.
[03:56:07]  Anyway, take me out, engineer.
[03:56:08]  I got to go drain the main vein, the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
[03:56:13]  Don't go anywhere.
[03:56:15]  All right.
[03:56:15]  I'll be right, goddamn back.
[03:56:17]  Take me out, engineer.
[03:56:18]  Take me out.
[03:56:19]  Let's do this fucking shit.
[03:59:59]  Son of a bitch.
[04:00:00]  All right, we're out of here.
[04:00:01]  Hey, what is that goddamn crap?
[04:00:03]  Get that screen off the screen, engineer.
[04:00:06]  God damn it, what the hell is that?
[04:00:12]  Shit, man.
[04:00:14]  Anyway, I drained the main vein.
[04:00:16]  Everything's okay, and I'm sorry, you know, everybody who's like, hey, ghosts, you know, we wanted to get to Raider graffiti and this and that.
[04:00:23]  Listen, the reason I talked on this soliloquy about taxes and you know, capitalism and corporatism and all this shit, corporate taxes are due in March, okay?

=== Friendly Medic Broadcast Part (10:10) ===

[04:00:33]  They were just recently due here, so that's a it's at the top of mind, man.
[04:00:38]  So I'm just trying to let everybody know what's going on, man.
[04:00:41]  All right, I'm just trying to help people, even though people want to see me dead and they troll me, they think I'm a piece of crap or whatever the crap, whatever it is, all right.
[04:00:51]  Anyway, before I get to some damn chat room shout-outs, let me go ahead and smoke some of the Rastaganja straight from the green grass grow.
[04:01:00]  All right, here, let's do this.
[04:01:05]  All right.
[04:01:06]  All right.
[04:01:07]  Let me go ahead and let it hit the brain and the game company Valve has been working a lot on brain-computer interfacing.
[04:01:30]  They are trying to get implants installed in people's heads, and their tech is pretty far in development.
[04:01:36]  Talk about removing toxic players automatically.
[04:01:39]  It's Johnny Ballerfic.
[04:01:42]  There's a dude that was a professor at MIT that implanted a goddamn that he like he purposely implanted a chip into his head and he's been able to wire the chip into his head so that he can just think about opening doors and then they open.
[04:02:00]  Of course, it's all got to be electronical and you know, there's some connection going on there.
[04:02:06]  But look up this dude.
[04:02:07]  He's in serious business.
[04:02:09]  I mean, this has been done like 10 or 15 years ago.
[04:02:12]  So I'm just saying.
[04:02:14]  As a matter of fact, I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[04:02:17]  More beer, man.
[04:02:20]  Freaking four hours I've been on this son of a bitch for Christ's sake, man.
[04:02:24]  I'm telling you, man.
[04:02:26]  Four hours, baby.
[04:02:30]  Jesus Christ.
[04:02:31]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some chat.
[04:02:34]  Do we have any chat room shout outs, engineer?
[04:02:40]  All right.
[04:02:41]  Well, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
[04:02:45]  Right there.
[04:02:48]  We got Tiger Uppercut, Odd Eyes Magician, the Ferb Guy, Atomic Massacre, Ghost Likes TransCock.
[04:02:56]  Yeah, real funny.
[04:02:57]  The guy.
[04:02:58]  Who else we got?
[04:02:59]  Hold on.
[04:02:59]  You're going too fast, you son of a bitch.
[04:03:02]  We've got Captain Crumbles, Tim McCrav.
[04:03:07]  We got Geralt, Olive Yakslow, Blake.
[04:03:12]  I think I already said Blake.
[04:03:13]  Tijuana Genius in the house.
[04:03:16]  EQ Chronicles, Shivas, Regal, Fifth Harvest.
[04:03:19]  Real funny, you prick.
[04:03:22]  We've got Brain or Barrett Grimm, Neon Night Rider, Rocker66006, Poindexter Rose, David245611, Flamin' Creations, Dear Freckles, Suggest Linux Gaming, Edgar Crimson, Gizmo2046, Bob Tom, Puka Dude.
[04:03:45]  Yeah, you asshole.
[04:03:47]  Ghost Inebriation Spectre.
[04:03:49]  Real funny.
[04:03:50]  Johnny the Savage.
[04:03:52]  Action Capitalist, Night Prowler, Autismo, Anthony J, The Warrisy, Cloud Zach 1090, Keem Scares, Queef.
[04:04:04]  I'm not, you're not banned, Queef Connoisseur, you idiot.
[04:04:07]  Nobody wants to talk to you.
[04:04:08]  That's all.
[04:04:09]  All right.
[04:04:09]  They don't want to talk to you.
[04:04:12]  Who else do we have here?
[04:04:13]  We got Dynamo Savage, Rick Hoover, Budget Gamer, Steve the Jackler.
[04:04:20]  We got BN King.
[04:04:21]  What's up, BN King?
[04:04:22]  Dark meme, Magic Girl, Chris.
[04:04:26]  We got David25.
[04:04:27]  I think I already called that son of a bitch.
[04:04:29]  Who else do we have here, man?
[04:04:31]  Everybody says it's the same schmucks.
[04:04:35]  We've got Frontier Justice Dazzling Fanboy, Dyer Graffen, El Rond501ST, Elon Dilly, Blackworm, Ghost is Johnny Joe Star,
[04:04:50]  Azure Flame, PSN Parker Place, The American, XU GodX2012, Charles Schide, or She, Aaron Tolman, Black Frost, Train Lover567, Watcher in the Dark, Zam City.
[04:05:08]  Yeah, there's Gene Skinner.
[04:05:10]  That stupid son of a bitch.
[04:05:12]  Who else do we have here for Christ's sake, man?
[04:05:15]  The DJ Boy Putsy, Bill Wagner, son of a bitch.
[04:05:19]  We got Void.
[04:05:20]  Ghost is an alcoholic.
[04:05:23]  Kind of a sewer.
[04:05:26]  Shut up, man.
[04:05:27]  We got Zam City.
[04:05:29]  We got Monasier, Drill Master.
[04:05:33]  We've got Deployable Troll, Levon Media, Twitch Dovadude, Mr. Falco Punch.
[04:05:41]  We've got Colonel Transisco from the Steel Brigade.
[04:05:46]  No playoffs for LeBron James.
[04:05:48]  Yeah, no kidding, man.
[04:05:49]  I'm sick of that idiot.
[04:05:51]  Feelgood, Spermy the Cat.
[04:05:54]  Get Spermi's ass out of here, man.
[04:05:58]  Thought we got rid of that goddamn guy.
[04:06:00]  We got Ramillion.
[04:06:02]  We got Broke Back, Broke Dick, Nickel Back, Nickel Dick.
[04:06:07]  We got Blood Bath, Jif Tube, Ghost Talamo, Folk Henny Gers, Josh 117, Mac or Mark's Jester, Mario Sonic Boss, Zappy.
[04:06:23]  There's Johnny Ballerfic, Esoteric the Free, Combat Man, Siri Uvali.
[04:06:31]  We got the Friendly Medic.
[04:06:34]  Bass Hillary Voter.
[04:06:36]  Real funny.
[04:06:36]  Aesthetic.
[04:06:38]  Hamrick, Zen, Dime Bag Microphone, you idiots.
[04:06:42]  Shut up.
[04:06:42]  JM Money9629.
[04:06:45]  Liz Porter.
[04:06:46]  The meme magician.
[04:06:48]  Bagget.
[04:06:49]  Drillbit.
[04:06:51]  Slippery the spy.
[04:06:54]  Death by Bacon.
[04:06:55]  That stupid fruit bowl fruity ass gay bastard.
[04:06:58]  Cod Martyr.
[04:07:00]  All right.
[04:07:01]  I think it's about it.
[04:07:02]  All right.
[04:07:02]  I think I've had enough.
[04:07:03]  And there's 93.
[04:07:05]  The next one.
[04:07:07]  J-Man's Imposter.
[04:07:09]  Pookie from 713.
[04:07:11]  Gurak.
[04:07:12]  All right.
[04:07:14]  Jesus Christ.
[04:07:15]  Erica Does.
[04:07:17]  Danger Dan.
[04:07:19]  Alte Ant.
[04:07:21]  Atomic Massacre.
[04:07:22]  A Friendly Medic.
[04:07:23]  I think I already said you friendly medic.
[04:07:25]  Fruit Smacks.
[04:07:28]  Give me my freaking drink here.
[04:07:33]  All right.
[04:07:34]  I think that's about enough.
[04:07:35]  All right.
[04:07:37]  All right.
[04:07:38]  Now, before we get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, let me just have one more smoke.
[04:07:46]  Okay.
[04:07:48]  Let me just have one more smoke.
[04:07:49]  Okay.
[04:07:50]  That's all.
[04:07:50]  That's all.
[04:07:51]  Come on, brah.
[04:07:52]  You come on.
[04:07:53]  Oh, Stevie Stinkyverse.
[04:07:54]  That's what he wants.
[04:07:55]  He wants me to say his name.
[04:07:56]  All right.
[04:07:58]  And CloudZach 1090.
[04:07:59]  I think I remember you.
[04:08:01]  Dan the Oracle.
[04:08:02]  Okay.
[04:08:03]  All right.
[04:08:03]  That's enough.
[04:08:04]  All right.
[04:08:09]  All right.
[04:08:10]  Let me let that hit the brain.
[04:08:12]  Lizard G. Putus.
[04:08:14]  All right, I get it.
[04:08:15]  Baby Butts-a-man. Bloodbath. Bloodbath.
[04:08:30]  Fuck man.
[04:08:35]  I'm not pretend.
[04:08:36]  Hey, Mima, how the hell do you think I'm pretending to smoke marijuana, man?
[04:08:43]  How do you pretend to do that?
[04:08:46]  Jesus Christ, man, I'm pretending to smoke marijuana.
[04:08:50]  Here, look, I'm going to reload a bowl.
[04:08:52]  You can thank that son of a bitch for prolonging the show, all right?
[04:08:56]  You can thank that son of a bitch.
[04:08:57]  All right, I like that.
[04:08:59]  Here, listen.
[04:09:00]  This is a nice, sticky, icky butt.
[04:09:02]  I'm about to break a butt off, all right?
[04:09:04]  Listen, listen, listen.
[04:09:05]  You hear that?
[04:09:06]  About to break a butt off.
[04:09:08]  I'm going to put it in the goddamn bowl.
[04:09:10]  You see that?
[04:09:10]  You see that?
[04:09:12]  All right.
[04:09:12]  Here, let me break another butt off here.
[04:09:14]  See?
[04:09:15]  You hear that?
[04:09:16]  Son of a bitch.
[04:09:18]  Jesus Christ, I shouldn't even be smoking this much.
[04:09:20]  This stuff's expensive, man.
[04:09:22]  All right.
[04:09:24]  All right.
[04:09:25]  Hold on.
[04:09:25]  I got to blow my nose, you sons of it.
[04:09:28]  Every time I smoke, I got to blow my nose.
[04:09:30]  It's like the THC, you know, all the mucus, it just secretes out of your goddamn orifices, man.
[04:09:43]  All right.
[04:09:44]  Here we go.
[04:09:48]  Sorry, I threw this.
[04:09:58]  I'd buy that for a- Weed bag, Daryl.
[04:10:02]  Hey, hey, hey, that's why they called him Dimebag, all right?
[04:10:06]  And don't disrespect Dimebank.
[04:10:08]  He was metal, all right?
[04:10:10]  He was metal.
[04:10:13]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[04:10:19]  Girl, I can't get much higher.
[04:10:22]  Come on, baby, light my fire.
[04:10:24]  Yeah, keep calling me a boomer, all right?
[04:10:26]  All right.
[04:10:26]  Anyway, it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[04:10:36]  That's right, folks.
[04:10:37]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.

=== Radio Graffiti Segment Start (02:58) ===

[04:10:43]  All you've got to do to participate is call that number right in front of your screen right now, 515-604-9052.
[04:10:52]  And once the operator bitch starts talking, Jesus Christ, I just belched.
[04:10:56]  Push in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag or pound sign, however you recognize it.
[04:11:04]  Some people recognize it as the hashtag.
[04:11:07]  Some people recognize it as the pound sign.
[04:11:10]  Anyway, once you're there, you will be in queue.
[04:11:14]  You will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti.
[04:11:17]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[04:11:27]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[04:11:30]  All right.
[04:11:31]  Now, let's wait for everybody to call in here because, you know, we don't really have too many callers going on.
[04:11:38]  Everybody's being a little bit of a chicken shit.
[04:11:40]  You know what?
[04:11:40]  I don't blame them, boy.
[04:11:42]  I don't blame them.
[04:11:44]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this and let's go to our first caller on Radio Graffiti.
[04:11:53]  How about who's been here the longest?
[04:11:56]  This guy's been here kind of long.
[04:11:58]  How about how about 406 Radio Graffiti?
[04:12:03]  And in Null Radio Graffiti.
[04:12:08]  Mr. Nigger.
[04:12:12]  Mr. Nigger.
[04:12:18]  Get that shit out!
[04:12:19]  That's a splice!
[04:12:20]  That's a f ⁇ !
[04:12:21]  That's a goddamn splice!
[04:12:24]  I never said that!
[04:12:26]  God damn it!
[04:12:29]  That's a goddamn splice, man!
[04:12:31]  Is that how you're gonna start off, Radio Graffiti, you punks?
[04:12:38]  I'll end it faster than it started, you scumbags!
[04:12:43]  You understand that?
[04:12:44]  I'll end that faster than it started.
[04:12:48]  Son of a bitch.
[04:12:51]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:12:53]  How about 786 Radio Graffiti?
[04:12:58]  Hey, ghost, how's it going, bro?
[04:13:01]  That's going, man.
[04:13:02]  How you doing, man?
[04:13:04]  Oh, man.
[04:13:04]  Let me tell you something, man.
[04:13:06]  I just drank some fucking liquor right now, man.
[04:13:08]  And I'm pretending to be you, man, because you're my inspiration, bro.
[04:13:12]  Oh, yeah.
[04:13:12]  What are you doing as me?
[04:13:14]  What are you doing as me?
[04:13:16]  Oh, man.
[04:13:17]  Let me tell you, man, I'm drinking right now, man.
[04:13:19]  About this fucking bottle, man.
[04:13:20]  It's called En Sign Red, bro.
[04:13:22]  Sounds like some kind of JoJo stand, bro.
[04:13:25]  You ever saw Bizarre Vegas of JoJo?
[04:13:31]  What the hell are you talking about, dude?
[04:13:33]  The JoJo, man.
[04:13:34]  Come on, you ever saw anime?
[04:13:36]  Anime?
[04:13:37]  Wait, hold on, wait, hold on, Judge.
[04:13:39]  Hold on, shut up.
[04:13:40]  You anime.

=== Vato Sound Advice Request (02:49) ===

[04:13:41]  Yeah.
[04:13:42]  You sound like a Vato.
[04:13:43]  Hold on.
[04:13:44]  You sound like a Vato loco, and you're talking to me about anime?
[04:13:48]  Hey, let me fucking tell you something right now, man.
[04:13:51]  Hey, hey, hey, you met your fucking metro here, buddy.
[04:13:53]  I'm calling from fucking Florida, and you're fucking telling me that I'm some kind of enemy prick.
[04:13:58]  Get this.
[04:13:59]  Get this immigrant off my goddamn fucking son of a bitch!
[04:14:03]  Anime immigrant!
[04:14:05]  God!
[04:14:06]  Jesus Christ, man!
[04:14:11]  Freaking, freaking anime, immigrant-loving pieces of crap, man.
[04:14:19]  Don't call me racist, you moron, all right?
[04:14:21]  Shut up, all right?
[04:14:24]  He sounded like an immigrant, all right?
[04:14:26]  And he likes anime.
[04:14:27]  That just goes to show you what kind of goddamn penetration anime has on our goddamn young'ins, man.
[04:14:35]  It's sick.
[04:14:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[04:14:42]  Is this life?
[04:14:44]  Are we still in real life?
[04:14:47]  Jesus Christ, 916 Radio Graffiti.
[04:14:52]  Hey, ghost, it's Brooke.
[04:14:54]  Hey, what's going on, Brooke?
[04:14:55]  How you doing?
[04:14:57]  I'm doing pretty good.
[04:14:59]  I wanted some advice real quick.
[04:15:02]  I'm in store right now for veterinary medicine, and the job market seems pretty saturated.
[04:15:11]  So I'm trying to figure out if there's any sort of like side hustle I can do.
[04:15:17]  Like, not like Uber driving because I can't drive, unfortunately, but like maybe some like work at home type stuff or something like that.
[04:15:24]  I don't know if you have any advice, but.
[04:15:26]  Well, you know, if you need something, there are companies out there, believe it or not, that do I'm not going to say the company names.
[04:15:36]  You just got to search for them on Google.
[04:15:39]  You ever done like telemarketing at home?
[04:15:41]  Have you ever done anything like that?
[04:15:44]  Yeah, I've heard of that.
[04:15:47]  Well, that's something that you can do as a job, believe it or not.
[04:15:50]  And they pay fairly decently.
[04:15:54]  All you have to do is probably do some inbound stuff.
[04:15:57]  But that's like the first thing.
[04:16:00]  Go ahead.
[04:16:00]  Oh, sorry.
[04:16:02]  The problem is that since I'm on SSI for my vision, I have a low vision.
[04:16:10]  I can't go over a certain amount of income or cut into the SSI.
[04:16:16]  I'm trying to figure out how the logistics of that, you know.
[04:16:20]  Oh, well, I can't.
[04:16:22]  I mean, I don't want to contribute to that.
[04:16:24]  I don't know.
[04:16:25]  I mean, get out of here.
[04:16:26]  Yeah, see you later.
[04:16:27]  I don't want to, I mean, you got to figure that out on your own.

=== Lightning Note Radio Graffiti (15:34) ===

[04:16:31]  All right.
[04:16:31]  You got to, you know, go sell, like, you know, the kid that I score my marriage wanna from, you got to go out there and sell candy apples on the corner or something or cupcakes or something that, you know, people are going to, you know, I'm sorry.
[04:16:45]  I mean, I'm just, I don't, why are you asking me right now?
[04:16:49]  Why are you asking me right now for Christ's sake?
[04:16:52]  210 Radio Graffiti.
[04:16:55]  Thanks to Ghost and all the fans of his Info Wars knock off the ghost show.
[04:17:00]  My new Radiographilters have skyrocketed in popularity 100 fold.
[04:17:05]  And now I, Alex Jones, am coming out of the closet with Radio Grafilters 2.0.
[04:17:12]  Not only will filter all the serious people, but it will double the trolling, turn the freaking frogs gay, and remove any money from people that I rip off, including Ghostler the Hambone.
[04:17:26]  Order Radiographilters.
[04:17:30]  Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
[04:17:32]  That was so cringy, I could shit.
[04:17:35]  I'm sorry.
[04:17:36]  I was so cringy.
[04:17:37]  I could take a shit.
[04:17:39]  Excuse me for being so vulgar, folks, but good God.
[04:17:44]  You see, I think I just took a shit.
[04:17:45]  You hear that?
[04:17:45]  I don't think I just took one for Christ's sake.
[04:17:47]  Hey, ghost, how's it going?
[04:17:49]  I just tuned in and wanted to say hello and see how you're doing.
[04:17:54]  I also wanted to ask if you managed to find my $50 donation from last show.
[04:18:00]  Yeah, I think I did.
[04:18:01]  As a matter of fact, if you're the person, yeah, I think everything's all good, so don't worry about it.
[04:18:07]  All right.
[04:18:08]  Cheers, all right?
[04:18:09]  How about Jesus Christ?
[04:18:13]  Thanks, Art Hammond.
[04:18:15]  I know what you were talking about.
[04:18:16]  I'm just saying everything's good now.
[04:18:17]  Believe me, everything's all right.
[04:18:20]  Who else do we have here for Christ's sake for Radio Graffiti?
[04:18:23]  About, uh, three, four, six, radio graffiti.
[04:18:28]  Hey, hey, take that goddamn Ronchero, Tejano, Mexican music off my god.
[04:18:50]  That was ear raped, dude.
[04:18:53]  And you know what?
[04:18:54]  Why is it?
[04:18:54]  Can somebody explain this?
[04:18:56]  Why do all that Mexican music sound the same to me, man?
[04:19:00]  You know what I mean?
[04:19:01]  Every one of them.
[04:19:04]  That's how it all sounds, doesn't it?
[04:19:06]  Whenever you hear like a Mexican song, it's like, and then somebody yelling like, you know, Spanish gibberish over it, like, or some shit like that.
[04:19:30]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[04:19:32]  I'm sorry.
[04:19:33]  I'm just, I'm just, hey, I'm being me.
[04:19:35]  It's not racism.
[04:19:36]  I'm critiquing the genre of music, dude.
[04:19:41]  All right.
[04:19:43]  I'm just treating, I'm just, just critiquing the genre of music.
[04:19:47]  I'm not being racist.
[04:19:50]  All right.
[04:19:51]  Good God.
[04:19:51]  As a matter of fact, I'm not being racist, dude.
[04:19:56]  Have you ever heard the Mexican music?
[04:19:59]  It's like...
[04:20:02]  I mean, that's all it is, man.
[04:20:11]  Uh...
[04:20:11]  Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
[04:20:14]  How about 810 Radio Graffiti?
[04:20:20]  Running free.
[04:20:23]  Running free.
[04:20:28]  I have what?
[04:20:29]  What the hell was that?
[04:20:30]  For Christ's sake, that sounded like an Obama phone, and I don't know what the hell that was about, but I didn't want to stick around.
[04:20:37]  How about Jesus Christ?
[04:20:40]  786 Radio Graffiti.
[04:20:44]  Hey, buddy, man, you come here.
[04:20:45]  You come here Mexican again.
[04:20:47]  What the fuck is that, man?
[04:20:48]  Go stick a burrito in your ass.
[04:20:50]  I don't want to talk to you again, you son of a bitch.
[04:20:52]  How about A08 Radio Graffiti?
[04:20:57]  Hey, ghost, long time lurker and listener.
[04:20:59]  Just wanted to honestly say thanks for all the financial insight tonight.
[04:21:03]  It means a lot since I'm studying the supply chain.
[04:21:07]  That's good, man.
[04:21:07]  That's the way you should do it.
[04:21:09]  I don't know what you said at the end.
[04:21:10]  I hope it wasn't something of troll, but I'm glad that you're getting some insight, man.
[04:21:14]  I always told people that I'm shooting pearls, man, but nobody believes me, man.
[04:21:19]  Nobody ever believes me.
[04:21:21]  You know, some people do, and they're rich and, you know, they're big donors and all that.
[04:21:28]  I don't want to get into it.
[04:21:28]  How about 661 Radio Graffiti?
[04:21:33]  Hey, ghost.
[04:21:33]  No trolling tonight.
[04:21:35]  Thank you for the financial insights.
[04:21:37]  Have a good one, man.
[04:21:38]  Hey, thank you very much.
[04:21:39]  Hey, look, listen.
[04:21:41]  I want everybody who listens to me to be successful.
[04:21:45]  And you know all I want?
[04:21:46]  You know, I just want people to be like, you know what, man?
[04:21:50]  I was listening to Ghost.
[04:21:51]  It was like fucking underground, digital.
[04:21:54]  I mean, you know, and this guy's like, hey, man, you know, corporate.
[04:21:58]  And this whatever you learn, whatever it is, whatever it is.
[04:22:01]  That's all I care about, man.
[04:22:04]  I mean, listen to me, man.
[04:22:05]  I learned all the stuff that I know based upon the life experience that I had to endure, okay?
[04:22:11]  And believe me, man, I wish there was a ghost out there in my youth where I could have listened and he could have guided me like I'm attempting to try to guide you guys because, man, I would have had a fucking, I would be, I'd be a fucking millionaire.
[04:22:29]  I don't want to talk about it, man.
[04:22:31]  You see, now, now, I don't want to talk about it, but you get it, all right?
[04:22:36]  You get it.
[04:22:39]  Jesus Christ.
[04:22:40]  Who else do we have here?
[04:22:41]  How about who the hell's this?
[04:22:43]  Cacko Ween?
[04:22:45]  Kakoween radio graffiti?
[04:22:48]  We've got pylons radio graffiti.
[04:22:52]  Whole horse.
[04:22:54]  That's what they call me.
[04:22:55]  The whole horse.
[04:22:56]  Lordillo paid me to get rid of you to say your prayers.
[04:22:59]  Get ready for a beating.
[04:23:01]  Piece of crap.
[04:23:02]  Why don't you come down here to Texas?
[04:23:04]  You come down here to Texas and say that to us, you sack of crap.
[04:23:09]  You underestimated me.
[04:23:11]  Oh, and now you're dead.
[04:23:18]  Man, today must be my day.
[04:23:25]  I don't understand how I'm supposed to react to that.
[04:23:27]  I don't know.
[04:23:28]  I don't understand.
[04:23:29]  I didn't get it.
[04:23:31]  I didn't get it.
[04:23:32]  Was I getting raped?
[04:23:34]  Was I getting my ass beat?
[04:23:36]  I didn't get it.
[04:23:36]  I'm sorry, dude.
[04:23:39]  I don't know what was happening to me.
[04:23:40]  I don't get it.
[04:23:43]  I don't get it.
[04:23:44]  I'm sorry.
[04:23:45]  I would have.
[04:23:49]  Who else do we have here?
[04:23:51]  How about 781 Radio Graffiti?
[04:23:56]  Hey, Ghost.
[04:23:57]  This is Erica Does.
[04:23:59]  Hey, what's up, Erica Does?
[04:24:01]  Are you really a woman?
[04:24:06]  I'm just, I just wanted to let you know that I'm not a trendy.
[04:24:10]  Okay, well, that's great.
[04:24:13]  That's a first.
[04:24:14]  So you're part of the 0.5% of the female contingent that listens to my show, huh?
[04:24:21]  Yep.
[04:24:22]  And I just had one question for you.
[04:24:24]  I was wondering if you would be willing to take a fat rip of some kush with me.
[04:24:29]  All right, I'll do it.
[04:24:30]  No kidding.
[04:24:31]  Hold on.
[04:24:32]  Are you of age to do it?
[04:24:33]  How old are you?
[04:24:36]  I'm 21.
[04:24:37]  Okay, okay, good.
[04:24:38]  You just admitted you're 21.
[04:24:39]  All right, good.
[04:24:40]  I'll do it.
[04:24:40]  All right, ready?
[04:24:41]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:24:42]  Let me put some more flakes.
[04:24:44]  Let me add some more flakes to the bowl here.
[04:24:47]  You see y'all can listen to it.
[04:24:49]  I'm pinching that crap off.
[04:24:52]  All right, here we go.
[04:24:54]  You're ready?
[04:24:54]  Oh, she's already ahead of me, man.
[04:24:56]  Hold on, hold on.
[04:24:56]  Here, here, hold on.
[04:25:00]  Hold on.
[04:25:04]  There it is.
[04:25:05]  There it is.
[04:25:06]  Let it hit the brain, man.
[04:25:07]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:25:09]  Let it hit the brain.
[04:25:12]  Yeah.
[04:25:16]  That's what I'm talking about.
[04:25:17]  Erica does, man.
[04:25:19]  Cheers to Erica Does.
[04:25:20]  You want to give a shout out to anybody or anything?
[04:25:26]  Thank you so much, ghost.
[04:25:29]  What?
[04:25:30]  Thank you so much.
[04:25:32]  Oh, thank you so much.
[04:25:33]  Thank you so much.
[04:25:34]  Are you kidding me?
[04:25:35]  Thank you so much.
[04:25:36]  Cheers and party on, man.
[04:25:38]  All right.
[04:25:39]  Party on.
[04:25:41]  Hell yeah.
[04:25:43]  All right.
[04:25:43]  Cheers.
[04:25:43]  Look at Erica does over there, man.
[04:25:45]  Look at that.
[04:25:46]  Look at that.
[04:25:48]  I'm spreading happiness all over the place.
[04:25:51]  And it's good to hear that there's a female contingent in the show, you know?
[04:25:55]  I mean, yeah, I'm just saying.
[04:25:57]  There's a lot of males going on.
[04:25:59]  There's a lot of sausage fests going on here in this show.
[04:26:02]  At least that's what YouTube is telling me on their, you know, their little statistics of the demographics and whatnot.
[04:26:10]  Who else we got here?
[04:26:11]  How about, Jesus, this is the same schmuck.
[04:26:14]  Do we got an anonymous?
[04:26:15]  Let's get an anonymous.
[04:26:16]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[04:26:20]  All right, everyone.
[04:26:20]  Yeah, I was going to, you know, deep throat you fucked a dick just once.
[04:26:24]  A lot of stuff that's allowed now wasn't, like lesbians fucking themselves with beer bottles.
[04:26:29]  Fuck the ass without lubrication.
[04:26:32]  It's going to happen.
[04:26:33]  This is exactly the fucking shit.
[04:26:35]  My dick feels like I rubbed it with sandpaper and stuck it into a beehive.
[04:26:39]  Fuck this shit.
[04:26:40]  I don't give a fuck.
[04:26:41]  What way?
[04:26:41]  Hold on.
[04:26:42]  Who's this?
[04:26:42]  Get this shit.
[04:26:43]  Get this sick bastard out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[04:26:46]  Good God.
[04:26:48]  I mean, who was that?
[04:26:51]  Who was that for Christ's sake, man?
[04:26:54]  I mean, what the hell was that?
[04:27:00]  Whoever the hell that was, that was a sick human being right there, man.
[04:27:04]  That was a sick person.
[04:27:05]  Unless he was under the influence of intoxicants, maybe I'll give them the leeway.
[04:27:11]  But what the hell was that, man?
[04:27:19]  605 Radio Graffiti.
[04:27:23]  Hey, ghost, this is Tijuana Genius.
[04:27:25]  Just wanted to say thanks for responding to my donations and for all the financial insight and social commentary.
[04:27:31]  Hey, Tijuana Genius, man.
[04:27:33]  Cheers to you, man.
[04:27:34]  I appreciate the appreciation.
[04:27:36]  You want to give a shout out?
[04:27:40]  I guess just shut up the lightning note for videos in case I miss Radio Graffiti or something.
[04:27:45]  All right, man.
[04:27:46]  Cheers to you.
[04:27:47]  Thank you very much for the appreciation.
[04:27:49]  I don't know about Lightning Note.
[04:27:50]  Lightning Note is he makes me look like an idiot.
[04:27:54]  Okay, let's just put it that way.
[04:27:56]  All right.
[04:27:57]  Who else do we have here?
[04:27:58]  How about Jesus Christ?
[04:28:02]  940 Radio Graffiti.
[04:28:15]  Get this out of here.
[04:28:18]  First of all, we can't hear it in your Obama phone.
[04:28:21]  And secondly, I'm not going to let you people besmirch Pantera anymore.
[04:28:26]  You know?
[04:28:28]  Now, look, I'm really pissed off that you told me that there was a Pantera riff in SpongeBob.
[04:28:37]  That's really been bothering me for the whole fucking weekend.
[04:28:40]  I'm going to be completely honest with you because Pantera wouldn't do that.
[04:28:45]  All right?
[04:28:46]  Pan Terra wouldn't do that.
[04:28:48]  It must have been the goddamn management or something of that capacity.
[04:28:53]  And I don't want to talk about that anymore.
[04:28:55]  right i don't want to talk about i don't want to talk about that anymore All right.
[04:29:03]  They sold off that their man.
[04:29:06]  It wasn't.
[04:29:06]  Pan Terra wouldn't do that.
[04:29:09]  Pantera wouldn't do that.
[04:29:14]  Jesus Christ.
[04:29:15]  916 Radio Graffiti.
[04:29:25]  I'm sorry, I signed terror.
[04:29:29]  Jesus Christ.
[04:29:31]  What are you calling me from?
[04:29:32]  A potato?
[04:29:34]  What the hell was that?
[04:29:35]  Did you wire up a freaking beer can?
[04:29:38]  You wire up a goddamn beer can and be like, here.
[04:29:43]  Here.
[04:29:43]  You're going to listen.
[04:29:46]  You hear that, ghost?
[04:29:47]  Huh?
[04:29:49]  Jesus Christ.
[04:29:52]  Who the hell?
[04:29:53]  Listen, before we go into any more radio graffiti, please make sure you don't have an Obama phone, okay?
[04:30:03]  Please make sure you don't have an Obama phone because if you do, you're just screwing everything up for everybody, okay?
[04:30:11]  636 radio graffiti.
[04:30:15]  Hey, Ghost, I was at the local liquor store, and I happened to see some George Dickel.
[04:30:22]  I'd never seen that before.
[04:30:23]  So I wanted your opinion, which of these are the better of the two?
[04:30:28]  They had the George Dickel white label number 12 or the George Dickel green rye.
[04:30:34]  Which of those do you like?
[04:30:36]  I want to be honest with you.
[04:30:37]  I like them both.
[04:30:38]  I like bourbon.
[04:30:40]  I like Scotch.
[04:30:42]  I do like Dickle because it's more of the, believe it or not, if you take a look at some of the blends that Dickle creates for Bourbon, it's what the Cowboys and like Billy the Kid and those motherfuckers used to drink and like that hard stuff.
[04:30:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[04:30:58]  So I can't really say which one's better.
[04:31:02]  I would go on whether or not it's how long it's been aged.
[04:31:07]  So whichever one was aged more.
[04:31:10]  And I would base it on that.
[04:31:13]  That would be the best because age is what creates good product and libations like that.
[04:31:24]  All right.
[04:31:25]  Hey, thank you, man.
[04:31:26]  Appreciate it.
[04:31:27]  I just think Dickle is dickle, man.
[04:31:29]  I need to get some more dickle, man.
[04:31:31]  I was sipping on that.
[04:31:35]  Pretty good stuff.
[04:31:36]  All right.
[04:31:37]  Just pretty good stuff.
[04:31:38]  How about 570, Radio Graffiti?
[04:31:43]  Local percussion on a whole nother level coming from my mind.
[04:31:47]  Local percussion on a whole nother level coming from my mind.
[04:31:53]  I'm not going to let that keep playing, man.
[04:31:55]  I don't know if that, I don't know what the hell that is.
[04:31:57]  It sounds like some idiot who's going to be like, oh, you played my song?
[04:32:02]  Well, then you owe me that.

=== Tired Of This Crap (08:54) ===

[04:32:06]  No, we're not doing that.
[04:32:07]  All right.
[04:32:08]  Go shove it up your cheese hole.
[04:32:11]  We've got.
[04:32:14]  Jesus, you see what you're making me do now?
[04:32:16]  You see this?
[04:32:17]  786 radio graffiti.
[04:32:20]  Hey, Ghostman, I want to say thank you for the text information that you gave Rod of your man.
[04:32:25]  That was pretty awesome.
[04:32:26]  Hey, hey, you're the same Mexican that's been calling me for the past three years.
[04:32:30]  I'm not Mexican.
[04:32:30]  I'm Nicaraguan, motherfucker.
[04:32:32]  Nicaragua?
[04:32:33]  What?
[04:32:33]  What the hell, Nicar?
[04:32:34]  What's the difference?
[04:32:36]  Nicaragua, bro.
[04:32:37]  What's the difference?
[04:32:40]  Let me tell you, we're Southern Marvel.
[04:32:41]  We're more than America.
[04:32:44]  I'll give you that.
[04:32:44]  Do you eat tacos?
[04:32:48]  Do you eat tacos?
[04:32:50]  Yeah, here and there.
[04:32:51]  You see, you're here for the same people.
[04:32:53]  Get this idiot out.
[04:32:54]  Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
[04:33:01]  Jesus.
[04:33:03]  Now, I'll tell you, look, look, I should have kept the Nicaraguan on.
[04:33:07]  I should have said, hey, look, I do like your tobacco, okay?
[04:33:10]  Nicaraguan tobacco is really, really good for sea gars.
[04:33:15]  So I should have told him that.
[04:33:18]  I should have at least, you know.
[04:33:21]  It's good for cigars, man.
[04:33:23]  213, radio graffiti.
[04:33:27]  Night Browler, Trader Graffiti.
[04:33:34]  Say, man, every time you went to the Hitball Wars, what is it?
[04:33:37]  Yeah, this is Alex Jones here.
[04:33:39]  And I want to tell you that 1776 will commence again.
[04:33:48]  All right, let's get serious here.
[04:33:50]  This is Ward.
[04:33:51]  You bet it's war.
[04:34:02]  Let me hear you squeal.
[04:34:12]  But son of a...
[04:34:16]  Son of a bitch!
[04:34:18]  Now I told you.
[04:34:20]  I told you about Alex Jones, you son of a bitch.
[04:34:26]  Damn it.
[04:34:27]  I don't want to hear about Alex Jones on my broadcast.
[04:34:32]  You know that.
[04:34:35]  You stupid, filthy trolls.
[04:34:37]  You know that.
[04:34:41]  God damn it, you sons of bitches, man.
[04:34:43]  Listen, I'm only going to take a couple more because I'm tired.
[04:34:47]  I've been on here for four and a half hours, man.
[04:34:51]  I've been on here for four and a half hours taking nothing but crap from you people.
[04:34:55]  And I've delivered you trolls good news, man.
[04:34:58]  I said I got the computer, man.
[04:35:00]  I said there's a Saturday Night Troll show.
[04:35:03]  And look at you, people.
[04:35:04]  You still don't care.
[04:35:08]  I even shot pearls at you today, man.
[04:35:11]  The knowledge.
[04:35:13]  The knowledge.
[04:35:14]  That's what I keep telling you, man.
[04:35:17]  People used to listen to me for the financial insights, scumbags.
[04:35:24]  For the political and social commentary.
[04:35:29]  You son of a bitch.
[04:35:34]  Jesus Christ.
[04:35:35]  Who the hell is this?
[04:35:36]  Slate rock capitalist radio graffiti.
[04:35:42]  Hey, the guy from Boston, Danny.
[04:35:44]  And today I'm scary.
[04:35:45]  I'm fucked ten times worse today.
[04:35:48]  I got an email from some fucking asshole, Craig Hann, over at www.kissasses of dicks.
[04:35:55]  All right, shut up.
[04:35:56]  That's an ear rape, and we can't even understand it for heaven's sake.
[04:36:01]  Who the hell is Orph's Crystal?
[04:36:03]  Orff's Crystal Radio Graffiti.
[04:36:17]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[04:36:19]  Get that stupid racism out of here, please, you son of a bitch, all right?
[04:36:24]  336 radio graffiti.
[04:36:28]  Hi, I'm your neighbor, Kyle Green.
[04:36:30]  I'm running for District 18A, State Representative.
[04:36:34]  I'm not asking for you to vote for me as your leader.
[04:36:36]  I'm asking for you to vote for me as your public servant.
[04:36:39]  I want to be your state representative.
[04:36:40]  I want to be your public servant.
[04:36:42]  And I want to be your nigger.
[04:36:45]  You are you joking!
[04:36:47]  Get this shut up!
[04:36:49]  God, you racist!
[04:36:51]  Damn it!
[04:36:52]  You son of a bitch!
[04:36:54]  Ah!
[04:36:55]  Son of a bitch!
[04:36:57]  Goddamn you!
[04:36:59]  Ah!
[04:37:01]  Goddamn you, you son of a bitch!
[04:37:05]  All right, that's it!
[04:37:07]  I'm done with radio graffiti, for Christ's sake, man!
[04:37:10]  I give you a little bit, and you damn right, goodbye.
[04:37:14]  Get me out of here!
[04:37:17]  You son of a bitch!
[04:37:18]  You racist, goddamn pieces of low-grade, disposable road trash, sons of bitches, man!
[04:37:26]  I've had enough, man.
[04:37:28]  I've been here with you, sons of bitches, for over four and a half hours.
[04:37:35]  Over four and a half hours, man.
[04:37:39]  And I'm done.
[04:37:41]  I'm done.
[04:37:43]  Jesus Christ.
[04:37:44]  I mean, I did, I drank all this beer.
[04:37:47]  I smoked pot, and I still fucking can't get over you, goddamn trolls, man.
[04:37:55]  I just, you fucking trolls are infesting my mind for Christ's sake, man.
[04:38:00]  Disconnective trolls, man.
[04:38:02]  Shut up!
[04:38:03]  Fucking shut up about the victory, man!
[04:38:06]  Shut up!
[04:38:08]  There is no 37-0!
[04:38:10]  There is no victory!
[04:38:12]  Shut up!
[04:38:14]  I'm getting tired of this crap!
[04:38:18]  I'm getting tired of you people think that you're getting over on me, man!
[04:38:23]  That you're winning against me, man!
[04:38:26]  And this is the first time.
[04:38:30]  I got your bitch, you son of a future bitch!
[04:38:40]  Oh, God!
[04:38:43]  Go Scott Black and shut up, man!
[04:38:46]  And shut up!
[04:38:47]  I'm sick and tired of you people thinking that you won!
[04:38:52]  I'm not saying that racist crap, and shut up in the chat room.
[04:38:56]  All of you stupid little punks in the chat room.
[04:39:00]  You don't win today, Darry!
[04:39:04]  I'm tired of being made a fool of, man!
[04:39:09]  I'm tired of you people thinking I'm a joke!
[04:39:12]  I'm not a joke!
[04:39:15]  I'm not a damn joke!
[04:39:18]  Do you understand me?
[04:39:20]  I'm not a joke!
[04:39:22]  And I'm tired of this shit, man!
[04:39:24]  I'm tired of all of you punks in the goddamn chat room!
[04:39:28]  I'm tired of you troll terrorists in the damn text of speech, man!
[04:39:32]  I'm not a joke!
[04:39:33]  I'm serious!
[04:39:36]  I'm serious!
[04:39:39]  Daryl got disconnected, man!
[04:39:41]  Fuck you, man!
[04:39:42]  Fuck all ya!
[04:39:43]  I'm just a fucking tired!
[04:39:45]  I'm so tired of this crap!
[04:39:47]  I'm so tired of this crap, man!
[04:39:51]  I'm so tired of this crap and I'm so tired of all of you, man!
[04:39:57]  Jeez.
[04:39:58]  Why?
[04:40:00]  Why?
[04:40:01]  Why should I even come back on Wednesday?
[04:40:04]  For what, man?
[04:40:06]  For what?
[04:40:08]  So I could be made a fool of?
[04:40:11]  Look!
[04:40:11]  Look at the chat room.
[04:40:13]  They're fucking laughing.
[04:40:14]  They're celebrating.
[04:40:15]  They f- Look!
[04:40:16]  Ghost is a joke!
[04:40:18]  The only bigger joke than Ghost is dying back.
[04:40:20]  You fucking dude!
[04:40:23]  Get out!
[04:40:24]  All of you!
[04:40:36]  spending 4k and that was my computer I bought it for all of you!
[04:40:43]  I spent that because I have my computer!
[04:40:49]  I bought the goddamn computer because of you, you fucking asshole!
[04:40:53]  Get me out of this fucking shit all! Get it out of here, and get out of this fucking shit all! Stupid broadcast!