Ghost celebrates Trump's Russia collusion clearance as a capitalist victory while battling "troll terrorists" in his chaotic live stream. He admits to consuming beer, THC, and scotch to cope with harassment from users like Cuckler III and Edgy Bra, who spam insults and fake suicide attempts. Amidst technical glitches Ghost blames on solar flares or DDoS attacks, he defends Trump as a modern George Washington, debates Pantera's legacy, and confronts transgender viewers before ending the five-hour broadcast after receiving donations from Mr. Maury. [Automatically generated summary]
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, and I want to thank you for tuning in.
I want to say cheers to everybody tuning in with me live right now on a Baller Friday.
Let's go ahead and wait for everybody to come in right now.
And if you have not done so, spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know that we're live and in the house.
You know what time it is?
It's the ghost show.
Trump Cleared Of Russia Collusion00:15:30
You're damn right.
Damn right.
It's the ghost show.
Baller Friday.
Episode 36.
And guess what?
President Trump cleared of Russia collusion, baby.
Woo!
It's the time to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate.
President Trump cleared of any Russia collusion, baby.
Episode 36, Baller Friday.
You know what time it is.
All right, go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
What's going on here?
Thank you all very much for tuning in with me.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right, here it is.
All right.
I mean, we got people over here that are already goddamn donating.
Can you all just remember Sticks?
He says he wants to come on the show.
How can I invite him on?
Oh, yeah.
I would love to have Styx and have a serious political conversation with Sticks.
That'd be great.
Walt Disney.
What the hell does Walt Disney have to do with any of this crap?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Ghost wheelchair got stuck.
Listen, I always say I'm going to be broadcasting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30-ish p.m., all right?
You're late again, Lutello.
Shut up, you stupid text-to-speech lady idiot, all right?
All right, I always say I'm gonna be around 8:30.
Shut up, you're late, bitch.
I've got your bitch, okay?
I'm here, okay?
I'm here.
And here's Eastern time, for Christ's sake.
Oh, that's great.
I want to be on time for this.
This is the 35th time you've been late.
If you worked for me, this would be the time I'd have go ahead to let you go.
Shove it up, your ass, Eastern time.
All right, what do you want me to be on time so I can be trolled to death by a bunch of dumbass sick internet people by a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin?
For Christ's sake, look, I say that I'm going to be here 8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
8:30-ish.
I'm a beach.
Shut up, idiots.
All right, listen, it's Baller Friday.
Stop trying to harsh my mellow.
I'm feeling great today because guess what?
President Trump is cleared of Russian collusion, baby.
At least Alex Jones is on time.
Ghost equals gay Jewish cripple Alex.
Shut up, idiot.
All right, shut up.
All right, don't bring up Alex Jones.
Stop trying to ruin my baller Friday.
This is episode 36.
President Trump has been cleared of Russian collusions.
If you have not heard, Robert Mueller has ended his investigation today, and that's got to stick all you little leftist, long-haired bedwedding hippie idiots out here.
It's got to stick in your craw that there is going to be no more indictments according to Robert Mueller.
No more indictments.
So what are you damn leftists going to say?
What are you liberal Democrat basic crybaby losers?
What are you going to say now?
All right.
What are you going to say now?
Mueller just got meme magic.
You're damn right, Abrakada.
You're damn right.
I told all you, man, almost two years of this investigation, no Russia-Trump collusion.
So what are you, Democrats and leftists going to do now?
What are you long-haired bedweding hippies going to do now?
What are y'all going to talk about now?
Son of a bitch.
There ain't no Russia collusion.
I'm sure you're all a little sad.
And guess what?
The House of Representatives, all right, the culmination of Trump hatred in 2018, they're not stopping.
Trump went full Zionist when he decided to name the Golan Heights to Israel.
Once again, putting Israel first.
First of all, you want to talk about the Golan Heights.
I'll talk about the Golan Heights here right now.
The late Adolph Ghostler.
Don't call me Ghostler asshole, all right?
All right, just shut up.
All right?
LOL Democrats equals losers.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Trump is cleared of Russian collusion.
What are these Democrats going to say now?
Eggplant in the chat if Alex Jones is better than you.
Don't you dare, all right?
Don't ruin my baller Friday for Christ's sake, you stupid troll terrorist bastards.
All right, nothing is going to ruin today.
Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion.
It's Baller Friday.
And I want to answer that idiot Trump cuck news talking about the Golan Heights and how Trump is cuffed to Israel or something.
Don't you understand that the Golan Heights for the past couple of years has been bombarded with missiles not only from Palestine, but from Iran itself.
Iranian missiles have rained down on the Golan Heights and nobody's talked about it.
Nobody's talked about it.
And I thought that Israel has basically pulled some definite restraint in responding to these Iranian missiles that are bombing for the past two years in the Golan Heights.
And if you don't believe me, why don't you do a YouTube search right now for missiles, Golan Heights?
Look at it for yourself.
Look at it for yourself.
Hey, Ghost, I have sent you a big black dildo to you mailbox.
Enjoy daddy.
All right, yeah, I appreciate it for Christ's sake.
I'm a gay Mexican Jew.
What the hell?
What the hell does that mean?
Woodshed beater.
The broken girls really ruined my last Baller Friday, let me tell you.
You never let me do my goddamn show.
They never do.
I know you're being facetious, woodshed beater, but these goddamn internet people control terrorists, cyber mourn bastards never let me do my show, man.
All right?
I mean, this is an important show.
This is a day to celebrate.
This is a night to remember.
Have you ever thought about doing a show on Thursday instead of Friday?
Why?
That way you could be at a bar right now hanging with your real friends instead?
I don't know how to have no real friends.
I don't really have anything.
Bring back Bathhouse Thursday.
Why?
So you can, you know, listen to me in the tub?
This executive order is gay.
College Republicans and Turning Point USA don't deserve free speech.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Thank you for reminding me there, Comrade Trump or Stump or whatever your name is.
Did you all hear that Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding free speech on campus?
Free speech on campus.
Store brand Alex Jones.
Shut up, asshole.
Stop trying to rule my baller Friday, man.
When you're done hearing this boomer Normie cuck, I'm not a damn Normie.
Shut up.
I'm not a Normie.
And I'm not a cuck.
I'm not a goddamn cuck.
And by the way, is that what y'all want?
I mean, y'all keep spamming this garbage of Alex Jones and Infowars.
Is that what y'all want to hear today on a goddamn Friday?
You want to hear, hey, how you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody to take the super male vitality so it can give you the big ass boner, so that you can get bent over and have a tranny pound you from behind without the tranny giving you a reach around.
And my filters, my filters, my filters, my filters.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
Get the hell out of here.
Just just shut up.
All right?
Alex Jones has been ripping me off and all I all i'm asking Alex is just a little bit of appreciation.
Hey, look at this, my filters.
Look at it.
Donated my filters.
Stupid idiots, for christ's sake look, i'm not letting you trolls harsh.
My episode 36 man, not only is it a baller friday, president Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion.
Robert Mueller has ended his investigation and the Democrats, the left-wing long-haired bedwedding hippies, are crying like hell.
So let's break this down, ghost.
You are not investigated by the special counsel, which means you do not influence Drump.
Which means your Trump listens to me is go shove it up your ass.
Trump listens.
All right, Trump has been listening for a long time, before he was even president.
If you don't believe me, take a look at the archives.
Uh, when I was doing broadcast under true conservative radio and true capitalist radio.
You can still find those archives at Blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
They're still there to download for free.
Take a listen to those episodes.
Take a listen to what I was advocating during the Obama administration during the 2008 campaign eggplant.
If Alex Jones Fucks ghosts of life and shut up, man.
I don't know what to shut up with the eggplant shit and shut up with the Alex Jones crap.
If y'all don't, y'all trolls don't believe me.
Go back in the archives and listen to everything I've advocated.
Trump has put it into law.
How can Styx call you up?
And you should also make a chat room for people who don't want to shell out $300 just to talk to you.
Hey, D-Ray, that's my inner circle, you idiot.
Okay.
My time is valuable, and I spend a lot of time with the inner circle, okay?
And I make sure to nurture their careers and try to help them to be better capitalists and help them be intelligent people.
If Styx wants to hook up, he could.
I mean, I don't know.
I'll figure something.
I'll get in contact with Styx.
I'll find out how to contact him.
But I would be a great conversation.
And I think that it'd be.
What is this?
D-Ray equals fail troll.
Quit calling in and wasting everybody's time.
What the?
People are calling out D-Ray now?
People are calling out D-Ray.
You want to know why, D-Ray?
Because you're besmirching our president.
That's why.
Because you're spreading slanderous lies and you're fake news, D-Ray.
That's why.
So just sit there and shut your ass, D-Ray.
All right.
No one's going to harsh my mellow on this baller Friday, baby.
This is a time to celebrate.
Right now, there is autistic screeching going on on the left wing of the political persuasion of America today.
What is this?
Spoiler alerts for tonight's show.
Ghost will go on a Trump dick sucking title.
Shove it up, you're assuming he's a hissy fit and pretend to bitch and moan as he rakes in all the shit.
You know what?
You're a damn piece of garbage, troll.
You're not harsh in my mellow.
You're not harsh in my mellow, you assholes.
InfoWars kicks ghost ass.
Hey, I heard Paul Joseph Watson is no longer on InfoWars.
How you like that?
When you're losing fruit bowls like Paul Joseph Watson, give me a break.
Hey, Ghost, sorry for the interruption.
Ghost Copyballer Friday and second, I'm glad this Mueller investigation is over.
This is all nothing but wasted taxpayers.
Thank you, Mr. Ben.
Thank you for the pay for it, but I doubt it.
Anyways, cheers.
It was a waste of taxpayer money.
It was a witch hunt.
Abra Cadabra Yuka Polapse.
Soon your teeth will collapse.
Don't stop fucking talking about my teeth, man.
Seriously, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, your meme magic has done enough.
You know, you damn trolls that listen to this broadcast, your meme magic has done enough damage, man.
Your voice is like water chestnuts to my ears.
What?
Stop yelling.
Also, shaved pubes are better than hairy pubes.
Also, I want to smoke the devil's lettuce.
Okay, great.
I don't think we needed to know that extensive information out of your sick, perverted head out here, okay?
Good God.
Listen, man, this is a time to celebrate, man.
I mean, I'm not kidding around.
Everybody that's a hater of the president right now is pissed off.
They're like, no, there has to be Russia-Trump collusion.
There has to be.
There has to be.
No, there is not.
All right.
And I hope that everybody right now realizes that all you leftists that elected the House of Representatives of 2018, these kooksters, you know, these Ocasio-Cortez's, you know, these Ihan Omars, you know, this kookster of a House of Representatives, what did that culminate into?
What did you all going?
I'm talking to all you Democrats, all you leftists, what did going to the polls and electing a bunch of Democrats to the House of Representatives really do?
It did nothing.
Plastic face Nancy Pelosi is once again the Speaker of the House.
It's not fake news when there is legitimate sources saying thousands of illegal migrants are being released by ICE and Trump does nothing except hiss and moan on Twitter.
So yeah, I'm not gonna stop.
D-Ray.
He just called a national emergency.
And for whatever reason, these damn happy Burger Friday.
Obergine in the chat.
If Ghost is holding me, the engineer and Templeton hostaged.
Shut up, all right?
Whoever donated Mrs. Ghost, shut up.
And hey, D-Ray, he called the National Emergency to the Border.
Alex Jones already covered this you normie rip off.
I mean it's easy to see you rip him off.
You're an asshole.
I'm not a normie, first of all, and stop talking about Alex Jones on my show.
I haven't wheeled over there for a rim job.
Son of a bitch, stop talking about Alex Jones on this show here, all right?
Here's Eastern time again for the first time.
Ghost, do you think now that the Mueller shit is over, Trump will now go after Hillary?
I hope that's the next phase, all right?
Because things have been unearthed.
At least I have all my teeth and don't act like a big-nosed shekel god.
Shut up.
Hey, Alex, didn't you lose a tooth?
I thought you lost a teeth a couple of years ago.
Andrew Young is gonna tax the shit out of you to pay my monthly $1,000.
Andrew Yang ain't gonna have a chance in hell, okay?
He doesn't have a chance in hell, all right?
All those of the old will be silenced when the ghetto revolution begins.
The ghetto revolution matters not who is in power.
None will be spared.
Who's going to be rationing out your EBT if you destroy everything?
Who's going to be rationing out your EBT?
Huh?
I mean, you idiots don't think very far, do you?
I mean, you guys are morons.
All right?
So just sit there and shut up.
What's this Dova dude?
Jack won't be here tonight, so there will not be any markets today because this hambone will never get to them.
No, I'm going to get to the market.
Shut up, Dova dude.
If you don't stop taking my job, if you all just stop trying to do my job, I'll get to it for Christ's sake.
Hey, there's Jam the monarchist.
Hey, Ghost, did the Mueller lie to Congress?
Hold on, let me read that.
Let me read that so I can have it.
Did Mueller lie to Congress about Saddam having weapons of mass destruction?
If so, please make sense why people didn't take him serious.
Hey, hey, you want to hear Robert Mueller in his own words?
Because he did lie about weapons of mass destruction.
And this is when this man was the FBI director.
You understand that?
The FBI director, and he went out there and lied about having weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Cue that up, engineer, because just in case these dumb leftist pieces of troll terrorists, cyber vermin trash try to sit here and say, uh-uh, Ghost, you're lying.
Did Mueller Lie About WMDs00:13:29
Robert Mueller never said that.
He's an honest guy.
That's why they chose him to be that special counsel.
Ghost has a X Videos account.
I have an X Videos account.
What the hell is X Videos?
Why the hell would I even have an account for pornography?
Who has accounts for pornography anymore when you can get it for free?
Who the hell would do that?
Unless you have some sick, demented pornographic fetish or something, like dog farts or something.
You got a dog farting fetish.
I'm sure you have to pay to get into that website, you know?
You got to pay to get in and say, hi, I'm Doug, and I've got a dog farting fetish.
And what I like to do is I like to feed my dog a lot of gassy products, you know, bowls of Wolf Brand chili.
And then what I like to do is I like to tickle him.
And then just get the hell out of here's me, man.
The Dow dropped 460 points.
No, come on.
Friday on Fears of the Space.
Come on, man.
The NASDAQ plunged 2.5 lost 1.9%.
Stop trying to do my job, man.
Seriously, I was going to get to the damn markets for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
Here's another Alex Jones do a test ghost.
Look at the chat chat type ghost sucks in chat if I'm better than I'll shove it up your end.
I got right All right.
Yeah, right.
Thomas J. Albin and the squirts.
Now, shut up, all right, asshole.
All right, shut up.
And stop writing ghost sucks in the chat, you stupid little pip squeak punks.
You goddamn Trump terrorist asshole.
You suck.
You suck.
Son of a bitch.
You all suck.
You all suck and swallow.
How you like that, huh?
You son of a bitch.
Arbor gene of ghosts is gay.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
And here's D-Ray again.
Oh, fuck off with this national emergency shit.
Why are migrants still being released into because for whatever reason this government is pro-immigrant?
Not only on the Democrats, but on the Republican side too, D-Ray.
Doesn't ghost already suck enough?
Can you shut up with the meme magic crap, all right?
I'm serious, D-Ray.
All right.
The whole reason why we can't nip this whole goddamn immigration issue in the bud is because of the goddamn Congress.
Not just on the Democrat side, but on the Republican side too.
These sons of bitches do not want to get rid of the immigration lottery system.
They don't want to get rid of chain migration.
And they don't want to have immigration based on merit.
Yeah, no.
They're becoming less funny and more annoying.
I don't want to hear that as I prepare celebrating my birthday, playing Secret Trump with my friends while playing an MLP marathon.
Wow, that's the first time.
And I'm being serious.
All right, great.
You're having a My Little Pony party.
What are you doing?
Are you pinning the tail on the ass of the pony or something?
Is that what you're playing out there?
Stupid idiot.
Grow up.
All right?
Everybody just grow up.
Now, I'd like for everybody to please just stop trolling me on this Baller Friday.
I want to have a decent goddamn Baller Friday just once.
And by the way, aside from it being a Baller Friday, I'm going to keep saying this.
I don't care if you people get tired of it.
I'm going to rub it in your faces.
I want you goddamn leftist, long-haired bedwedding hippie liberals to like it and eat it.
Ghost, I want to enjoy this show, but this TTS is making it impossible.
This is real Desi, by the way.
There needs to be a solution to this problem.
Also, I'm glad there's no Russian BS.
CNN was milking that dry.
At any rate, good luck.
Hey, even the black commentator, what's his name?
Van Morrison, or what the hell's his name?
Van Dyke, whatever the hell is the name of the guy, the black guy that's always talking about my racism.
Even he was caught on a camera by Project Veritas saying that the whole Russia Trump thing was a big nothing burger.
Remember that?
You know, the black CNN guy, you know, Van Jones, that's his name for Christ's sake.
Big nothing burger.
I'm a normie bitch.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not a goddamn normie.
You're a goddamn normie, all right?
So shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Do you have the goddamn clip, engineer, of Robert Mueller admitting that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq when there was none?
Do you got it for Christ's sake?
All right, well, go ahead and turn it on for these idiots so that they can hear during the time when Robert Mueller was the FBI director during the time when we were judging whether or not we were going to go into Iraq and how the Bush administration and the secret intelligence agencies and the FBI were all telling everybody that there was weapons of mass destruction.
Bitcoin BTC is up 0.31%.
God damn it, shut up, man.
I'm going to get to that.
I'm going to get to that crap.
Trying to take them out their show.
Shut up, stupid son of a bitch.
You're an asshole.
Ripple.
And all you people that try to take my goddamn show away from me.
You guys are assholes.
0.37%.
Shut up.
All right.
We're going to listen to Robert Mueller lie to the American people.
What is this?
Desi Arnaz cheated on Lucy.
We can't trust him.
Ghost is hype form of.
I don't know what the hell.
What was up with the $6.66 donation?
What was that about?
Huh?
Haggis Hambone, keep faking donations for Sheck.
I'm going to shut up, asshole, all right?
How about stop donating?
Now let's use TTS to promote my show.
No, shut up, you freaking dumb InfoWars fanatic assholes, all right?
I hate AHAHL Disney Gross.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What is all this shit supposed to mean, you dumb asses?
Go ahead and put on Robert Mueller lying, saying that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction before the war in Iraq.
Can you please put on Robert Mueller during the time he was the FBI director?
Put it on!
As Director Tennant has pointed out, Secretary Powell presented evidence last week that Baghdad has failed to disarm its weapons of mass destruction.
I'm willfully attempting to evade and deceive the international community.
Our particular concern is that Saddam Hussein may supply terrorists with biological, chemical, or radiological material.
There's Robert Mueller.
All right, shut Robert Mueller off.
We don't want to hear the rest.
I mean, we heard the meat of the conversation.
He lied, and this guy was appointed as to be the honest secret counsel during this Russia Trump investigation.
What a bunch of, what a joke.
What a joke.
Albin soiled wheelchair.
Look, assholes, I'm not in a freaking wheelchair, all right?
I'm not in a damn wheelchair, so shut up.
Now, you idiots can keep trolling me all you want to, but this is a goddamn Baller Friday.
And by the way, what do you want?
Indonesian airline Garuda said Friday that it's canceling a multi-billion dollar order for Ghostbusters.
Stop doing my show, me magician.
Stop doing my show!
Less than five months.
Stop doing my goddamn show, you sons of bitches.
I'm freaking duck joking, man.
I'm gonna get to all this crap.
Why don't you just shut up and let me talk?
Why don't you goddamn internet people just shut up and let me talk, man?
It's eggplant time.
Can you shove that goddamn eggplant emoji right up your goddamn clogged up cornhole?
All right, shut up, man.
Ghost is scary.
Aubergine in the chat, if you agree.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Courage the cowardly.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
InfoWars over ghosts?
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Wait, InfoWars has ads on ghost.report.
No, that's a lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
InfoWars does not have ads on my goddamn website.
You're lying.
Alma T. Thurgun.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
That's got to be a lie.
You guys are trolling.
InfoWars does not have ads on my website.
All right, that's enough.
Stop trying to ruin my Baller Friday, man.
This is a time to celebrate.
Don't you understand that?
Trump has been cleared of any kind of Russia-Trump collusion.
The Robert Mueller special counsel has turned in its investigation.
It's over.
It's over.
Vindication for Trump.
Now, what do you Democrats and you long-haired bedwedding hippies have to say about that?
Huh?
What are you little soy boys?
Y'all remember those little soy boys that were all pissed off that Trump was elected president?
They started licking their toilets?
Remember that?
Huh?
What are you soy boys going to do now, huh?
What microaggressions are you going to do to try to show that, oh my God, there's no Russia-Trump collusion?
It's got to be a lie.
I'm going to do something in protest.
I'm going to stick this large piece of furniture right up my anal passage, and that'll show you.
That'll show all of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
And Abergene is an eggplant.
I don't eat eggplant.
I don't give a crap about what the hell the technical term for a fucking eggplant is.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know, I don't know.
I think somebody donated earlier and said I should just do Thursday shows instead of Friday, man.
I mean, why in the hell am I wasting a goddamn Friday messing around with you sick internet people, man, when I could be at the bar right now eating some hot ass chicken wings with some cold-ass draft beer, watching some dumb bitch like shaking her knockers at the bar or some kind of crap like that.
Instead, I'm sitting here trying to conduct a broadcast on the internet and trying to do it with you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin continue to mess with me.
So look, don't harsh my mellow this baller Friday, all right?
Don't ruin episode 36.
I mean, don't you understand?
President Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion.
Robert Mueller has ended his special counsel investigation.
Stop!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Anonymous Taco Tuesday, no trolling.
What?
Listen, I do the show every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and now you want me to do it Tuesday and Thursday.
Ghost is an idiot lol cow.
What the hell does that mean?
I'm an idiot lol cow now?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Here's the text to speech.
Donald Cuck Trump announces that he is rescinding the latest round of North Korean sanctions.
Donald Trump must have liked Kim the Hambones well.
Don't shove it up your ass.
The reason he canceled.
I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why he canceled those sanctions.
I'm gonna stick this large piece of furniture up my ass, and that'll show all of you.
Shut up, ghost splice.
All right, don't splice that, you asshole.
No, we are harshing your mellow.
God damn it, trolls.
I'm not joking, man.
Stop this crap.
Stop trolling, man.
For Christ's sake, I don't even need to be here.
It's a Bowler Friday.
I don't even need to be here.
Son of a bitch.
And here's Alex Jones' ass.
If you support me, I promise to let NG and the TTS lady run.
Shut up, Alex.
All right, shut up.
I'm sick of these Alex Jones trolls, all right?
Shove it up your ass.
Also, thanks for the ad space on your site.
No, there's no InfoWars on my site.
Shut up.
And look at this Ghost Jones.
Here's the Yee-Haw again from the last couple episodes.
Fucking Yee-Haw, Yee-Haw, Yee-Haw.
Now, listen, you want to know why Trump canceled those North Korean sanctions?
I'll tell you why.
I, for one, am happy that Meme Magician is putting in the effort to actually give us some fucking shit.
Shut up, Scatman.
30 episodes in, and you've been lazy with all of them.
What are you talking about?
I do four-hour shows.
What are you talking about?
I do over four-hour shows.
I'm not being lazy, you unappreciative scumbag.
Now listen, the reason Trump canceled those damn, what is this?
Let's ruin his baller Friday.
Yeah, shut up, all right?
Shut up.
All right?
Just shut up.
Now, the reason Trump canceled the North Korean sanctions is because the Congress is trying to ruin the progress of peace that Trump has paved in this North Korean situation.
Shut Up Scatman Lazy Troll00:15:45
All right?
I mean, these sick assholes in the Congress would rather see the country fall than to see Trump be successful in anything.
Okay?
That's why.
That's why they pushed this stupid initiative to try to rebuke Donald Trump's national emergency in relation to the immigration issue.
And that was not just Democrats that passed that.
That was Republicans.
And that should show all of you people that are American citizens that these people in Washington, the people that sit in Congress, think that illegal immigrants are more important than you.
Remember to floss tonight after having your evening baguette.
Shut up with the toothbrush.
Stop talking about my goddamn T Tooth Fairy, alright?
InfoWars Bowler Friday!
Man, shut up already, alright?
Shut your ass!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cuckoo Tarling.
Johnny Moscow may not have colluded with Russia, but he still married his daughter off to a Jew and is making Golan Heights great again.
Oh, just shut up.
You see, Kat's racist.
I don't condone what the hell was just said right there.
Serious question.
Now that Fox News has become a Libtard Disney channel, what cable news channel can you do?
There ain't no cable news channel to rely on, BNK.
You gotta look at the independent internet.
Everyone, even you, Shinji, get in your fucking robots.
What?
Neon Genesis Evangelion hits Netflix on June 21st.
Also, Ghost is a baguette that loves big black cock like the homo here.
Shove it up, your ass, you sick pervert.
All right, shove it up, you lazy ass ghost.
Lazy, I'm here!
I'm here trying to broadcast on a Bowler Friday!
How the hell can you figure that out?
All right, it's time for chat room shout-outs.
Aw, you stupid shit.
We got American cheese.
Tiger.
Don't know.
Don't do shout-outs on my show, you piece of crap.
Falco punch.
Don't you goddamn dare!
Only I do shout-outs, you stupid baguette!
Only I do shout-outs!
Because it's my show!
The ghost show!
Albin's rotting teeth.
God damn it, stop talking about my damn teeth!
Listen, man.
I don't need to be here.
I want to re-emphasize that and put that in your stupid troll terrorist heads.
I don't need to be here.
Mike Hawk.
The negotiations ended with trolls getting the Saturday Night Troll Show, which is a terrible idea, by the way.
It was filled with failed trolls and cringe last time.
But where is the serious show that the serious control?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I miss your insight.
I'm trying to give insights, man.
I'm trying.
Hey, Ghost, I tipped $50 for Baller Friday, but for some reason, the TTS didn't showcase it.
Anyway, happy Baller Friday.
Did you really tip $50 on Bowler Friday?
Well, if you did, I'll look back and I'll give you some props for it there, Ard Hammond.
Ghost cucks to.
I don't.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
What is this?
X video profiles, ghost pop.
I didn't put that ain't my profile, man.
That's a goddamn troll.
God damn it, man.
Well, at least you're making money off these idiots.
That's a good thing.
You think what I'm doing right now is a good thing?
And oh my god, meme magic!
This episode of The Ghost Show has been sponsored by the meme magicians.
No!
Shout outs to Jackler, Captain Autism, Michael.
You son of a bitch!
That's what you did for $25, meme magician!
That's what you did for 25, you son of a...
Ah, me, my bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
Stop trying to ruin my bowler Friday, damn it.
I don't need to be here!
I really don't need to be here, man.
InfoWars ad on ghost.report.
Now, this is a lie.
This is a goddamn lie.
That's a Photoshop, whatever the hell that was.
That's a Photoshop.
Put ghost.report on the goddamn screen engineer.
These idiots are lying their asses off, and they better be.
That's all I'm saying.
InfoWars ad, for Christ's sake.
There ain't no end.
I'm looking at it right here.
There's no InfoWars ad.
I'm looking at a Cisco ad.
So shut up.
You goddamn trolls, man.
You goddamn scumbag life loser neckbeard normie trolls.
That's all I got.
Listen to me for Christ's sake, man.
That's all I got.
Listen to me.
And now, Nick Aaron Peein.
What the hell does that mean?
Listen, that is not my account.
These asshole trolls have been making all kinds of weird ass crap in my goddamn name.
I don't have any pornographic goddamn freaking.
Then leave, bitch.
God damn it.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Feels Alex Jones, man.
Feels fucking assholes, man.
Reddit coaster.
After last show, when you said you didn't use Reddit, well, guess what happened?
What?
Someone made a profile and started frequenting the trans and Brony subreddit.
Oh, Jesus, man.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
This is what these trolls are doing, man.
This is what these trolls are doing, man.
They're making profiles in my name.
They're doing all the damn son of a fish.
Alex making familiar profiles for Christ's sake, man.
Not only are they making profiles in my name, they are posting reviews of gay bathhouses in my name.
That's what these trolls are doing, man.
That's what they're doing, man.
Oh, God, man.
Jesus Christ.
I guess I've had enough, man.
Alex Jones' dirty wheelchair, man.
All right, great.
I'm real funny.
Man, can't you all just leave me alone, man?
Can't you, troll terrorist and cyber vermin, just leave me alone for Christ's sake?
Come on.
Come on, man.
Here's the truth.
There's some fing assholes, man.
You could learn a thing or two from Alex Jones.
He takes very good care of his teeth.
Stop talking about Alex Jones, man.
Shut up already.
Look, I mean.
The fake jackwork.
Now that Fox News belongs to Disney, we can finally start watching Fox News.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
All right, go shoving up your ass.
You got to look for your news on your own, man.
In this day and age of the internet, if you're still relying on mainstream media to get your news, you are an intellectually lazy piece of crap.
All right, if you're still looking to mainstream media for your news, you're an intellectual lazy piece of trash.
Son of a bitch.
This is the day and age of the internet, for Christ's sake, man.
For Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I forgot my goddamn glass.
Ghost, apparently, the stream is messing up for some people.
Even Stream Elements has been glitching out a bit of a drink.
Stream Elements is alright.
I'm looking at the food right now.
What are you talking about?
Everybody's coming in just fine.
Hey, Ghost, the donation that has a link to an X-Videos profile in your name is real.
I just checked it, and one of the videos is of two gay black dudes pounding each other.
What?
What?
Donald J. Trump!
I support Alex Jones over Ghost.
That's a goddamn lie!
You f ⁇ ing fit for $25!
That's not the real Trump!
That's not the real Trump, man!
On the pulse personally, I support Trump because of what he is doing in Venezuela.
Shut up, you dude!
Trump trying to avoid a situation in Iraq and is a freaking son.
Just shut up with the Pulsey Gabbard's feet from President Trump.
Freaking $25.
That's not the real Trump.
Next time you give me a blowjob, take your dentures off.
No.
I want to feel your dick sucking ribs.
Oh, come on, man.
Not this again.
That's not the real Amy Daly, man.
Shut up.
Everybody, stop bringing up Amy Daly, man.
Enough.
That wasn't the real Trump for 25, man.
Trump listens to me, all right?
You idiots don't know nothing.
He listens to me.
He listens.
Jesus Christ, man.
He listens.
You understand that?
You all don't know.
You don't know crap.
God damn it, man.
And man, I want to have a beer, man, but I my fucking glass.
I forgot the goddamn glass trying to prepare for this goddamn show.
I don't have my beer glass because I was fucking prepared for this stupid show to be trolled.
Don't feel bad, Ghost.
You're always welcome in our personal bath house along with the rest of our glorious patrons.
Oh, God's not going to be able to do it.
Come on, some of your buddies from 6th Street, along with some of the people.
Don't go blow it out your ass, man.
Go blow it out your ass, man.
I don't go to bathhouses.
Shut up, man.
That was not a lie.
I never lie.
You shouldn't have to be a sneaker.
It's not the real Donald Trump.
Don't listen to the Spanish hard.
Don't listen.
That's not the real Donald Trump, man.
The real Donald Trump listens to me.
We have nowhere else to go to get our news except for the mainstream news because a certain fat fucking hambone won't do his damn job.
I'm trying to do my job, Scat Man, you poop an idiot.
I'm trying to do it.
Oh, Mrs. Ghost, thank you, Mrs. Ghost, to save the day, man.
Oh, God.
I wish I could.
I say it's not me, but it's true.
It's not shut up, that's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
I listen to you.
That's not the real Donald Trump, man.
Shut up.
Kirkland signature.
Kirkland signature for 25.
What the hell?
Who the hell's Kirkland's signature, man?
Kirkland signature for 25.
I mean, good God, man.
What kind of an emotional roller coaster is this episode 36, man?
Come on, it's Bowler Friday.
Kirkland signature, we should be celebrating here.
We should be celebrating here, man.
Ice fingered Templeton.
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, Kirkland signature, thank you for the 25.
And whoever donated 25, that's Donald Trump.
You're a goddamn liar.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
And of course, meme magician for the 25, even though he's trying to take my goddamn job.
Jesus Christ, man.
This is surgeradio.org.
All right, we get it.
DDoS then.
All right, we get it.
Listen.
Stop.
Stop donating.
That's absolutely the real Donald Trump.
I can tell you.
You fairy, you asshole.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up, man.
I know that Donald listens, man.
I know Donald Trump listens, man.
If you don't believe me, take a look at the archives yourself.
Take a look at the archives of true conservative radio.
Take a look at the archives of true capitalist radio and listen to everything I ever advocated.
Donald Trump has taken almost everything I've ever advocated and made it into law.
Who's this ghost guy?
I tell you, this guy is a loser.
God, shut up.
This is not the topic.
That's not the reality.
This is the Trump, you fucking liar.
You're wife.
You're wife.
Oh, you real bad.
You're lying.
You got a bitch.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
You scumbags.
You're lying.
You are lying, man.
Oh, God, polka-hitted.
What the hell is polka hitting?
Hey, ghost, I need help evolving.
I figured that someone like you could help me since you are the guru of friendship.
I am.
Did you use a soothe bell?
And also, how many puppins did you need to hurt?
I heard you.
You son of a bunch of stuff.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop donating, man, alright?
And let me talk.
Let me talk and let me do my show.
It's Ballard Friday, for Christ's sake.
Donald Trump has been cleared of Russian collusion.
So let me talk.
Let me goddamn talk, man.
Good God, man.
I've been sitting here putting up with this goddamn cyberbullying because that's what the fuck this is.
That's what the hell you sons of bitches are doing.
You're cyberbullying me, man.
All I'm trying to do is do a decent show, man.
And I can't.
Have you heard of the punishment they have in Namibia, where the criminal is forced to stand in a deep pit on a farm for a day or two, and cow and pig waste is poured into the pit as the animals produce it?
Why the hell do we even need to know that farm pit?
Why the hell do we even need to know that, man?
Jesus Christ, look, stop donating, all right?
Everybody out there, just fucking stop.
And let me talk.
And let me do my show.
Okay?
I've been putting up with nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism and cyber verminism for over 45 minutes.
And I want everybody to stop.
I want everybody to stop, man.
I want everybody to stop.
Just shut up.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm watching you scumbags too.
I'm watching you scumbags in the chat room too.
No, we won't stop.
No, we won't stop.
You talk!
Ah!
You better stop!
Or else get the hell out of here!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
You better goddamn stop!
I'm warning you all!
I'm warning you all!
You better stop!
Or you're gonna have to pray to the God of troll terrorist punks that I ever come back again.
Jesus, anonymous, some anonymous sick pervert.
Some anonymous sick pervert.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm not saying empty threats.
All right?
I'm not saying empty threats.
If you don't think so, try me.
If you don't think so, try me, you scumbag!
I'm telling you, you don't think I'm serious.
I'm fucking serious.
Don't Donate To Empty Threats00:15:27
I'm sorry for cursing so much, but I'm serious as a goddamn heart attack tonight, man.
I don't need to be up here on a Baller Friday putting up with this crap.
Now, I'm just going to calm my ass down.
I'm going to try to calm my ass down here.
You see, I'm already losing my voice because of you scumbags, man.
I'm going to try to calm my ass down here, man.
And let me tell you, every time, man, every goddamn time I try to do this broadcast, I try to do it, man, with sobriety.
I try to do it without any alcoholic beverages or any kind of intoxicants, man.
Quit stalling.
Leave then, bitch.
You won't know, boss.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Cuckler the third.
True heart attack radio, where the host dies of rage, lol.
That's not funny for $25, Cuckler.
You son of a f ⁇ ing bitch!
I can't wait to buy this.
It's hard.
Shut up, bitch, Cuckler!
And it's jam-packed with amazing graphics, and it even allows you to try to get instead of a skateboard.
And who the hell is Wilford Brimley?
Who the hell is Wilfred Brimley?
Then leave, bitch, man.
I got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
And Cuckler III, screw you, man.
Screw you, Cuckler, man, trying to wish a heart attack on me.
Trying to throw $25 at me like I'm some cheap $2 whore on Nickel Night.
Screw you, Cuckler.
How dare you?
How good, goddamn, dare you, man?
You guys are forcing me to drink.
I want you all to know this, man.
I hope this weighs on you, trolls that are listening.
I hope this weighs on your goddamn conscience.
Because I wanted to do the show sober today, man.
I wanted to do the show sober today, but I can't.
I can't.
I'm getting bombarded over and over and over again.
DONALD TRUMP FOR TWENTY FIVE!
He's cleared of any collusion with the help of one special man.
He has a very popular show and has always supported me through Thick and Thick.
Thank you, Donald.
So from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
Thank you, Alex Jones.
What?
What?
Goddammit, that's a bunch of...
Ah!
Damn it!
Ah, damn it!
The best one I've seen yet, lol.
And cuckler again for $25!
Donald Trump and Cuckler for $25.
I mean, good God.
Oh, God, man, Cuckler, man.
If you're going to spend $25, why don't you say something positive about me?
Why don't you say something positive about my show, Cuckler?
Oh, God.
And whoever the hell's spamming Donald Trump with $25, man, that's not funny, man.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man.
Everybody just stop, man.
I'm just a fucking dog.
Oh, God.
You goddamn troll terrorists are forcing me to drink.
And this idiot with these things.
Shut up, man.
Stop talking about Alex Jones on my damn show.
Stop talking about him on my show, man.
Eggplant if Alex Jones is better than Ghost.
Oh, God.
Even President Trump agrees.
Can't you all just leave me alone, man?
It doesn't matter how much you lick Trump's taint.
He'll never go on your show like he went on.
Oh, shut up!
Clever screen name!
Fuck you, man!
All right!
You want to know why Trump won't come on my show?
Because this is a dangerous show, man.
Meme sorcery, meme magic.
These sick trolls, look at him in the chat room.
Look!
These meme magicians, man!
What is this?
The only thing positive to say is that you're HIV positive?
Screw you, Cuckler!
Screw you, Cuckler III!
Why don't you just leave me alone?
I mean, why aren't you just trolls?
Just leave me alone!
I mean, don't you understand?
With your meme magic, you've caused enough damage, man!
You're dangerous, man!
Because of you, troll terrorist and your meme magic, the CX network is gone.
It's over.
It's finished!
And it's all because of you!
That's how dangerous you sick trolls and cyber vermin are!
That's how dangerous you internet people are!
I'm not joking!
Meme magician for 50 bucks!
What the hell?
$50 bill!
$50 bill!
Oh, God!
$50 bill!
Oh, my God!
Hello, viewers.
We apologize for the technical difficulties.
Our meme magicians are trying to resolve this issue while we order more beer and tetrahydrocannabinol for our comedy relief as he is having withdrawal symptoms for not having beer and THC.
Oh goddammit!
That's not funny, meme, but why would you donate 50 bucks to say that?
Meme magician!
You've already donated 25!
Why would you donate 50 to say that?
You magician!
Why?
Oh, God!
Freaking why, man?
Why?
Why, good God!
Oh, God, man.
Why?
Meme magician?
Seriously, man!
Why?
Oh, my God, man.
I just...
I mean, I was trying to tell you, man.
Don't harsh my mellow on a baller Friday, man.
I mean, this is a day.
What?
It's a Satan LLL.
Keep killing your liver.
Shut up, asshole.
Keep killing your liver until you die of kidney.
Shut up.
You fat people.
That's not funny, man.
I hope the crows pick your eyes out and leave your rotting corpse baking in the dirty.
That's not funny.
That's not funny at all, man.
You see, I got people that listen to my show that want to see me dead.
THEY WANNA SEE ME DEAD!
HERO, YOUR ROGERY IS DONE.
HERO, YOUR ROGERY IS...
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
That's racist, laundry lady.
That's racist, man.
That's racist.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dance for money, you slut.
Dance for money, you.
I'm not a splutter or shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Don't you dare treat me like I'm some slutter whore, man.
Don't you goddamn dare?
You son of a bitch.
Goddamn son of a bitch, man.
I don't need to be putting up with this.
Shut up all our Friday, man.
I don't need to be putting up with this on a goddamn Bowler Friday.
I don't need to.
Got these cans everywhere.
Christ's sake, man.
I can't believe you fucking idiots, man.
I can't believe you idiots, man.
Look, everybody just COFFLER THE THIRD FOR $50!
No, God, no!
God!
Why?
Why, Cuckler?
Why?
If I give you $50 for a strip dance, can I have your shitty underwear?
Oh, God, you're a sick bag.
What?
What?
You donated $50 so that you could ask permission to have my shitty bloody underwear?
What kind of a sick bastard are you, Cuckler?
Well, on the bright side, to me, magician's donations as well as everyone else's, at least you could be able to do something special like takeout for a wonderful romantic dinner date or a new relaxing cruise with all this money.
Art Harmon, Art Hammond, do you think that this is something that You think I enjoy this?
You think I enjoy being trolled?
You think I enjoy having trolls posting reviews in my name for gay bathhouses?
You think I enjoy this?
She's riding my 16-inch John Holmes sausage right now.
Shut up, you ghost.
Also precious boy in the chat.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Just stop.
I've got Cuckler III over here throwing money at me like I'm some kind of a $2 prostitute.
I've got meme magician throwing $25 like I'm some cheap, useless.
Stop!
Everybody, just stop it now, man.
I can't believe you goddamn trolls, man.
On a Bowler Friday, man, the day that Trump is cleared of Russia collusion.
You idiots gotta do this to me, man.
You idiots gotta do that.
And shut up with the eggplants in the chat room, you scumbags.
Jesus Christ, man.
That's it, man.
I can never do this goddamn show sober, man.
I can never do this damn show sober.
Wheel meme magic, Trump's teeth first, and you next.
Dark meme magician, girl.
We got girls listening to this broadcast.
You could have fooled me, man.
We've got girls.
I thought they were all trannies or traps for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't take this, man.
Cuckler III, mean magician.
All these people out here, man, I just can't take this, man.
I got a drink, man.
I got to, man.
And it's because of you.
It's because of all of you that I'm drinking myself into a drunken stupor.
It's because of you.
I'm consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
It's because of you.
All of you troll terrorist bastards.
It's because of all of you.
Now, Mrs. Ghost came in and she heard me say that I forgot my goddamn beer glass.
So she came in here and gave it to me.
There it is right there.
All right?
That's a woman, boy.
That's a woman.
You don't even got to tell her what to do.
She knows what to goddamn do.
And that's what you goddamn troll terrorists don't have and what you cyber bourbon wish you had.
So just sit there and shut it.
I'd buy that fruit now.
What is this?
Nigger.
Ah, that's racist, man.
I do not condone that racist asshole who just did that.
I don't condone that whatsoever.
I gotta catch my breath.
For Christ's sake, man.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit because of you stupid sick trolls, man.
All right, that's it, man.
That's it.
I got Copler III again!
Ghost needs tips for a new liver or a new man for Mrs. Ghost.
You son of a bitch!
Cuffler for 25 son of a bitch, Dave!
No!
Cuffler, you fucking bitch!
Ah!
No!
Oh, goddammit, man!
I'm telling you, man, you're pushing my buttons, man!
You're pushing me to the limits, man!
I'm not joking, man.
You all keep this up.
I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
Infinity Chasers is now type B for ghost as a bitch.
Shut up, Han Ice Magician.
I thought you were on my side, you sack of crap.
I thought you were on my side.
I buy that.
SON OF A BITCH!
By the way, this is what you- I'm not getting- That's a troll.
That's some.
You know what?
Dislikes for me, man.
You're an idiot.
Let's Photoshop and you know it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm sweating.
I'm sweating up a storm for Christ's sake.
My voice is getting hoarse for Christ's sake.
I'm getting pissed off because of you people, man.
I gotta calm down.
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
I gotta calm down, man.
I gotta get my bearings straight, man.
I gotta get my goddamn bearings straight.
Pseudo apartment install eggplant.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that?
What the hell is that?
Just shut up, man.
Everybody, just please shut up, alright?
Stop donating and shut up, okay?
All of you scumbags, just sit there and listen, okay?
Just sit there and shut up and listen.
Stop flapping your fat Shito-stained fingers on the keyboard and just listen.
Just listen!
Oh my god.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now listen.
Shut up, Epsilon!
Shut up!
Ghost, can you reverse cowgirl me?
Then I'll shoot my pearls.
You sick asshole.
Shut up, you parabir man.
I can't catch my breath.
I can't catch my breath, man.
All right.
I just need some beer, man.
You people are making me to drink right now.
I hope you're happy, man.
I hope you're happy, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
What the hell are you saying?
Our supply of beer and tetrahydrocannabinol for Ghost has arrived at last.
OH SHUT UP ME MAGICIAN!
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny.
That's not goddamn funny, man.
Okay?
I'm drinking because of all of you.
Darksidable is currently streaming Sekiro.
Shadows Die Twice Live on Twitch.
Needs your help in paying the taxes from the IRS.
Oh, Jesus.
What the hell are you talking about, Darkside Phil?
Are you talking about Darkseid Phil's $17,000 tax bill?
Well, that's because he's not a capitalist.
He's just a fat retro game player that doesn't know shit from Shinola, alright?
He's not a capitalist.
Alright?
IRS Tax Bill For Darkside Phil00:05:18
This son of a bitch took all his money in his own name, and that's why he owes fucking $18,000 to the goddamn IRS.
And now this son of a bitch, are you kidding me?
Darkseid Phil is online right now?
Ghost doesn't know Linux.
I know something better than Linux.
I know Peenix.
All right.
I know Peenix 2.0.
That's what I know.
right now listen dark side phil you know why you owe 17 18 thousand dollars to the irs Because you took all your money and spent it on a bunch of man-child crap when you're over the age of 40 years old, you son of a bitch.
You should have taken some of your money and invested it in a goddamn business or in a real estate or what?
Oh my god, Cuffler III again!
That reminds me, tell your wife to make me a sandwich after I take her to the peak of ecstasy next time.
Almost started.
Fuck you, Cuckler!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Son of a bitch!
For $25 again, come!
I know you're Penix to you!
You don't know Peenix, boy.
We're upgrading Peenix 2.0 to 3.0, you son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something.
Phoenix 3.0 is dangerous, man.
If we, look, I don't want to tell you anything, man.
I don't want to.
I don't want anything happening, but let me tell you something.
Peanuts 2.0 is upgrading to 3.0, and 3.0 can give you the digital AIDS.
It can give your computer the damn digital age.
So you don't want none of this, all right?
You understand that?
You don't want none of this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
You get the age.
What the hell was that?
I don't know what the hell that was about.
Anyway, look, it's about time.
Ghost equals chicken shit.
Shut up and stop talking to me in emojis, you son of a bitch.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
Upgrading Peenix to penis.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Real funny.
Now, listen, I'm going to start drinking because of assholes like Cuckler III, assholes like Meme Magician, and all you other scumbags around here.
What the F was that?
I don't know what the hell that was.
It was like some kind of.
I don't know what the hell that was.
I don't know.
Regardless, it's about drinking time for Christ's sake.
It's already been an hour and five minutes of nothing but a bunch of troll terrorists, cyber vermin, scumbags, harsh in my mellow, and ruining my Baller Friday.
I'd buy that for a dog.
And here's Dark Meme Girl Magician.
Shut up.
That's not a real girl.
She's doing checks.
Shut up.
Stop doing shout-outs on my goddamn show.
Cuckler III, Unreal Ghost.
Stop doing shout-outs on my goddamn show, you sack of crap.
God damn it, man.
You sons of bitches, man.
See, I'm belching already.
I'm not even drinking.
You're churning up all the acid in my stomach, man.
You're churning it all up, man.
And now you're making me belch already, man.
I haven't even started to drink it, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cuckler III, Ialky Ghostly, sucking down the juice.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, just shut up.
Why don't you all just shut up?
I'm going to drink, man.
And the only reason, the only goddamn reason I'm drinking is because of you, man.
It's a proud day for a dark meme magician when his daughter follows in his footsteps.
Your daughter!
Together, we activate our trap card on you guys.
Your daughter!
It's not that kind of trap you can't sex.
God, give me a fucking break.
We got dark meme magician and dark meme magician's daughter, man.
What is this crap, huh?
Man, look, I'm gonna get some beer.
I can't help it.
I'm not waiting any longer for Christ's sake, man.
It's time to break it down.
It's time to get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
That's what the hell time it is.
It's time to do some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
And let me tell you what's sad is that I didn't even drink a couple of beers before I even got on this son of a bitch.
I thought I was going to have a decent bowler Friday.
I thought this was going to be a day to celebrate.
Trump has been cleared.
President Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion.
And all these left-wing long-haired bedweding hippies are crying their eyes out.
Woo!
All right, now we got myself the first beer of the evening.
First beer of the evening, baby, going down the gullet.
Jesus Christ, man.
And look, the only reason that I'm sitting here drinking is because of all you troll terrorists.
I heard what you said about me, ghost.
Now the sweetie squad is getting you.
Celebrate Trumps Clearance Baller Friday00:15:13
Shut up.
You're a big ass hambone, Jewish race.
Shut up, Metal Corps.
Shut up, Metal Core.
All right.
Nobody cares, all right?
That's not even the real Mr. Metal Core, all right?
Me and Mr. Metal Core are on a you know, we're on an even keel, all right?
So shut up.
That's not even the real Mr. Metal Core.
Now, shut up while I'm pouring my beer so I can enjoy me a decent alcoholic beverage and celebrate Baller Friday properly.
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ.
That's a lot of head on that damn beer for Christ's sake, man.
What is it?
You're still here.
Man, shut up, all right?
You're damn right.
I'm still here.
I'm still standing.
All right, I'm still standing now.
I know that some of you people are just tuning in and you're asking yourself, Ghost, what the hell is Baller Friday?
Okay, and I'm here to tell you this: it's when us capitalists bask on this week's success, on this week's wages, on this week's earnings.
That's what Baller Friday is.
It's a celebratory day for capitalists.
Cuckler III, Trump Communist Manifesto.
Shut up, Cuckler, all right?
Shut up.
That's why us capitalists celebrate Bowler Friday.
All right.
And I want to say right now, I want you all, all you capitalists, Donald J. Trump again.
I forgot to thank Onalast Person in helping me.
He is the true talent of a YouTube show called The Ghost War.
Finally, he's going to take me.
Thank you.
So, last but not least, thank you, Engineer.
What?
God fucking God!
Out of the bitch!
No!
God!
Damn it!
That's not the real Donald Trump!
Shut up!
That's not the real Donald Trump!
And stop trolling me with that shit already!
Stop trolling me!
Gold is up today by 4.4%.
Shut up, DJ Stockton, shut up.
Shut up, DJ Stockton.
Shut up!
Robbin Williams punching bag!
Whoever the hell donated to the bottom of the bottom 0.04.
And that's not the real Donald Trump for 25, man.
That's not the real Donald Trump, and you all know it.
You all know it!
Platinum is down by 15.
A percentage of my family.
I was going to get to this crap.
I was going to get to this crap.
Oh, god damn it, man.
Just shut up, all right?
That's not the real Donald Trump that's donated to $25.
Whoever the hell that is is an asshole.
Whoever, goddamn, troll terrorist asshole that's doing that is an asshole.
Same with Cuckler III.
I don't, man, Cuckler's already donated almost like it's $150.
He's donated almost $150, and all he's done is troll me.
Ghost, did you enjoy your baguette day, you bagget?
Shut up, baguette plus, what is that?
Eggplant equals shit, crippled ghost.
Shut up!
Ghost, the trolls will win.
You won't be standing after I blow your back.
Trolls aren't going to win, asshole Epsilon.
They're not going to win, man.
I'm not going to let them win, man.
This is my Baller Friday.
It's mine and it belongs to me.
And I want all of you troll terrorist punks to stop and stop now.
Just stop.
Ghost punishing grannies.
Shut up, you asshole, for $2.
Give me my drink.
I want to say cheers to the capitalists that are listening to my show right goddamn now.
I want to hoist my glass up in your honor to all the capitalists throughout the world.
What is this?
What is the engineer?
Engineers' talent really shines through here.
No way!
That's a fake!
That's phony!
Ghosting media, that's a phony!
That's a fake!
Oh my god, TN Apostle!
TN Apostle for $50 bill!
Thank you, man!
Oh my god!
Happy Baller Friday.
Just bought another pistol.
Picking it up tomorrow.
Damn right.
Second Amendment, baby.
Shout out to you, Capitalist Army and the Engineer.
Hey, cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
Thank you very much, dear TN Apostle.
Enjoy practicing your constitutionally protected Second Amendment rights, there, TN Apostle.
I really do appreciate that.
Cheers to that man right there, TN Apostle.
And look at all the haters, huh?
Look at all the haters in the chat room out there, huh?
Son of a bitch, there's Arn Hammond again.
To respond to what you said earlier, of course, I don't think you enjoy being trolled.
I don't know fake reviews with your name being put on the bottom of the body.
I don't appreciate it.
But at the very least, you have have a nice night out after the show to cool off of.
A nice night after the show?
I mean, you think that you think that doing this is somehow like some kind of a promenade dance during the Dosi Dough or some shit?
Are you kidding me?
This is crap.
I've got to put up with a lot of bullshit, man.
I mean, look at these sick trolls in the chat room.
Look at what they're doing.
Look!
Thank God we've got people that are still listening to the broadcast like TN Apostle.
Oh, and ghost fuck you, Fatty.
Oh, shut up, asshole.
That's not the real TN Apostle.
Shut up.
That's a troll terrorist hater.
That's a troll terrorist hater, you son of a bitch.
I want to say cheers to the TN Apostle for the $50 bill and the positive sentiments, man.
I appreciate it.
Nigger, you son of a bitch.
I don't condone what that stupid racist bastard just posted for the $5 dono.
All right?
Son of a bitch.
Cheers to the TN Apostle once again for the $50 bill.
And shut up in the chat room, you sons of bitches.
Shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling holes, each and every one goddamn one of you.
Cheers, baby.
And I also want to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to the inner circle, baby.
Cheers.
I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.
You know what time it is, man.
cheers to the inner circle that's what i needed man I'm telling you, there's nothing like a good, nice, cold beer, man.
I mean, once it hits your lips, it's so goddamn good, man.
And not only do I like the taste of beer, you know, one of my favorite things to look at is a beer glass that's full.
You know, the nuances of the color of beer.
I mean, I just, I just, I love beer.
All right?
I like beer.
In the words of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer, damn it.
All right?
Like beer That's better That's better right there.
Ghosted media.
WKRZ's Rocky and Sue March 21st, 19.
We really love this show.
What was it again?
True Capitalist Radio.
It's this show hosted by a man named The Engineer.
Engineers are really smart guys.
What the hell are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
Some morning show out there is giving the engineer some props.
It's my show.
It's the ghost show.
It's my show, you son of a f.
Make it my show.
God!
It's my show!
Son of a bitch!
It's my show!
It's the ghost show!
God!
Oh my god, man.
I mean, why?
Why am I spending a ball or Friday taking all this crap from you sick, demented people?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, I gotta have my head examined to be sitting here and wasting a Friday, man.
I mean, I'm wasting a Friday.
Hey, Ghost, I have a question.
What?
Nigger.
You son of a bitch, man.
I do not condone these racist punks.
I want to put that on record and I want to put it on record now.
Okay?
I do not.
God damn it.
Shut up.
Just everybody just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
I want to hurry up and get drunk, man.
I can't take this shit, man.
Ghost, we sponsor your show.
So technically, it's our show for as long as we sponsor it.
Abide by our rules, or the meme magic curse that's bestowed upon the inner circle will only get worse.
Don't go there, mean magician, you bastard.
Don't you fucking even go there.
Don't go there.
Don't you even go there?
Don't you goddamn go there, you sack of crap, mean magician.
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family.
Don't you go there?
Don't you goddamn go there, you son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The NG show feature got to shut up.
Shut up.
It's my show, goddammit.
It's my show.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You spend your time with US as we pay for your tranny hookers, weed, and beer cars.
Tranny hookers!
Tranny hookers!
You son of a bitch, man!
And I pay for my own beer and dope, okay?
I pay for my own beer and dope, so shut up.
I pay for my own booze and dope.
All right?
What is this?
The inner circle are niggers.
You son of a bitch, you racist punk!
Son of a bitch!
I just want to remind everyone that NASA has lost all specifications, blueprints, telemetry data, and the two metric tons of videotapes of every single moon mission from Apollo 11 to 17.
Thank you.
Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse, etc. are deceivers.
Thank you, Edgy Bra.
Thank you, man.
Kick the knowledge to these brainlets.
Meme magic, press C in the chat to amplify the inner circle chunk.
Shut up!
Meme magician, don't go there, you stupid little dick scumbag!
Don't go there!
Do you hear me, turkey kits?
Don't go there, son of a bitch.
And thanks to Edgy Bra trying to kick the knowledge to you damn ignorant sons of bitches out there, right?
You all believe NASA, huh?
You all believe NASA for Christ's sake?
You believe the moon landing, huh?
You believe the moon landing?
You know something?
The moon landing?
Nothing but Nevada.
All right?
All right.
What is this?
When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next I go out.
Yeah, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's gonna be what goes wrong with you if I get it.
Real funny.
Well, I know I'm gonna bam gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.
You son of a bitch.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Mr. Jukebox?
Hi, Ghost.
You obviously don't know who I am.
No, I don't.
I am sorry to have to miss your show tonight.
Oh, yeah?
I just decided to drop in and tell you I wish for the best with the show tonight.
Well, thank you.
Keep capitalizing and have a good night.
Thank you, Uncle Taurus.
You see, we need more positivity like that.
Serious question, I know you're against people who whack it to anime porn.
But how can you be against the artists?
Aren't they capitalists just like you?
Just a thought.
Why are you even asking that question right now?
What pertinence does that question have on the show and what we've been discussing thus far?
I mean, why do you goddamn deviant art anime pornographic material drawing scumbags?
Why are you all wanting my approval?
Cuckler III meme magic, let's give a guy a triple buy.
Shut up, Cuckler!
That's not funny!
Ghost, listen to the meme magician.
Our demands are serious.
Ignore them and risk the wrath of the chaos.
Okay, well, what's the demand?
What's the demand?
I already said I'm gonna come up with a damn freaking troll show Saturday soon here.
Sun worship is practiced all over the world.
It is hidden in plain sight on certain government buildings, certain monuments, and movies.
Why are the rockets called Apollo, as in the sun god?
Why did the Sabbath change from Saturday to Sunday?
Look into it.
Oh, Edgy Bra knows his stuff, man.
Edgy Bra knows his stuff.
WFBQ's Bob and Tom March 22nd, 19.
It's this show called The Engineer Show.
That's a godmy.
You're lying.
Hey, whoever the hell Ghost Media Mentions is, it's a goddamn lie.
I think, and his family is.
You're a goddamn liar.
All right, that never happened.
All right, so shut up.
But y'all need to listen to Edgy Bra out here, Edgy Braw, talent scouch.
We've been following this show for a while now, and we would like to speak you about representation.
Oh, yeah.
How do you feel about joining the big leagues?
Engineer.
Ghost.
Engineer!
God damn it!
Shut up about this!
Son of a bitch!
It's my show!
It's my goddamn kill, you scumbit!
Shut up about the goddamn engineer, man!
Enough of this crap!
It's my show, man!
Enough!
I'm tired of that crap!
And whoever the hell donated Edgy Bra as a cup for $2, you don't know your ass from your elbow, alright?
You don't know your ass from your elbow!
You son of a bitch.
Give me my freaking beer.
Jesus Christ, man.
I've already chugged that beer for Christ's sake.
You know what time it is, man?
I need more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer.
For Christ's sake.
And I'm guzzling down these things like a son of a bitch.
You want to know why?
I'm trying to get drunk so I can pallet you scumbags, man.
Give Me My Freaking Beer Now00:05:25
Jesus Christ.
And I hope you all are happy, man.
I hope that you all are happy that I'm sitting here drinking and consuming copious amounts of alcohol, destroying my body, just so I can pallet you sick internet people.
I hope that you have a little bit of appreciation.
I hope you have a little bit of appreciation, man.
Just a little bit.
Jesus Christ, just a little bit of appreciation, man.
That's all I'm asking.
You know what?
I need a shot.
All right.
I need a goddamn shot.
There's too much head on this beer right now.
I need to get drunk and I need to get drunk fast so I can pallet all these damn internet people for Christ's sake, man.
Now I've got a little bit left and I'm going to have to buy another bottle of scotch.
But I got a little bit left of some Chevys Regal blue label.
That's right.
Chevys Regal blue label.
Oh yeah.
Edgy Bra, more like Cuck.
Yes.
Shut up.
Leave Edgy Bra alone, man.
He's got the knowledge, baby.
He's got the knowledge.
I wouldn't be surprised if he had Solomon seals all up about him.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's carrying Solomon seals all up around.
Anyway, you wouldn't know nothing about that.
You people are idiots, all right?
You people are morons.
You're spiritually broken.
You're lost.
All right.
So just sit there and shut your mouth and let us all-knowing folk, let us enlightened folk continue to navigate the course of the world direction, all right?
Now, anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig because I don't, I'm not going to use a shot glass.
Who needs a goddamn shot glass, baby?
I'm digging myself.
I'm filling myself up with piss and fury for Christ's sake.
Here it is.
I want to say cheers to the people that really appreciate this show.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
What is this?
Darkside of Phil is currently streaming Sekiro.
Shadows Die Twice Lively.
Who cares?
Who cares about Darkside Phil?
All right.
Who gives a crap?
I know.
He owes over $17,000 in taxes.
All right.
He should have put that money in a corporation.
All right.
And instead of purchasing a bunch of man-child garbage, all right?
Maybe you wouldn't owe $17,000 and over $17,000 in a damn tax bill, you son of a bitch.
Darkside Phil.
You know, that's good for him.
That's good for him, man.
He needs to trim some fat off that fat ass of his anyway, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to once again the inner circle and cheers to all those folks that listen to the broadcast for the serious financial commentary and the police.
Cuckler III!
Are you serious?
Jesus ghost, how can you suck your head so much it sounds like you're recycling your piss waterfall every five minutes?
Fucking asshole, Cutler, you fucking asshole!
You're an asshole, Cuckler!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
Cuckler!
You're a goddamn asshole!
Why are you donating 50, 25 bucks and be so fucking mean, man?
Why don't you say nice things, man?
Why don't you say positive things, man?
You're a bastard, Cuckler.
God damn it, you're a bastard, man.
You're a bastard and me magician!
The curse bestowed upon the inner circle causing people in the inner circle to stab you.
No, you son of a f ⁇ !
No!
Me magician!
Get out!
Cuckler!
Be magician!
Shut up!
Shut the hell up, you son of a f ⁇ !
Leave the inner circle out of your stupid trolling, man!
Leave the inner circle alone!
Leave the inner circle alone!
They're my friends!
They're my family!
Leave them alone!
Why don't you all just leave alone?
Just leave them alone, man.
All right?
Just leave them alone.
Alright?
Execute Order 66.
What the hell are you talking about, Odysse Magician, you fucking Indian giver?
What the hell are you talking about now, you scumbag?
Now, I want all you trolls, fucking Cuckler and me magician, you, especially you two bastards tonight.
Especially you two bastards tonight.
Leave the inner circle out of this, you son of a bitch, alright?
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm gonna take a swig of this goddamn freaking this Chevis Regal, man, and I want to get drunk, and I want to get drunk fast, man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Man, I hope that hits my ass fast, man.
I hope that hits my ass fast, because I'm fucking tired of you trolls, man.
Hit My Ass Fast Trolls00:14:54
I've been on here for almost an hour and 30 minutes taking this crap.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
Poetry slam!
What the hell?
What are you talking about?
Hey, ghost, maybe I can throw a suggestion for the Saturday night.
We can have discussions about the latest gaming news and have people come in to discuss different games and even game tournaments and competitions.
That's a good idea, Art Hammond.
That's a good idea.
Juicifer looking for traps, you asshole!
Juicifer looking for traps, you f ⁇ !
Juicifer!
God!
Son of a bitch!
Juicifer, asshole!
Juicifer!
Good God, man!
Now listen.
Listen, let me talk!
Let me talk!
It would be awesome if the Saturday night troll show would be on 413th so we control you with Alternean tentacle dick hentai and weird fan fiction.
Oh, jeez.
Just shut up, please, alright?
Just shut up about tentacle porn and hentai and freaking cartoon girl fetishes and all that crap.
Now look, I'm ordering the goddamn Corsier i-160 this weekend, okay?
And I am going to get, even though it's not a 4K screen, okay, people have been telling me that 4K screens tend to glitch on non-4K games, and there's not enough 4K games to justify the 4K screen.
I'm getting a Viotech 49-inch super ultra-thin, ultra-wide, excuse me, super ultra-wide 32 by 9 curved monitor, okay?
And once I get all that, once I get it, what is this?
If I pay another $150, can I join that fund that is in the inner circle?
Shut up.
You've got to pay the whole 300 up at one shot.
Jesus Christ.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
All right.
You got to pay the whole 300 bucks in one shot.
And here's Jackler.
I don't have much money during this show, but I heard and saw that Me Magician has already done my show for me.
Yeah, real funny, Jackler.
Real funny, you idiot.
All right.
For doing my show.
Shut up.
For stepping up to the plate while I was.
Shut up, Jackler.
Nobody gives a crap, all right?
You're a pimple on the ass of the show, Jackler, all right?
Gaming nerds are retarded.
Yeah, well, just shut up, all right?
I'm going after the game.
Look, listen, listen.
I'm ordering this goddamn computer, okay?
It's going to take a week, seven to ten days for this son of a bitch to show up, all right?
Gay men come pooter.
Whoever the hell donated that for $2, you're a sick bastard, okay?
Seven to ten days for this son of a bitch to be delivered here, okay?
Once it's delivered, I'm getting a gaming tutor.
And once I get a gaming tutor, I'm going to start gaming.
And then look, we're not going to go right into gaming right away as far as streaming is concerned.
Once I get the computer, that's when we start the Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
The Saturday Night Troll Show, because this computer will give me enough computing power to be able to do things like upload and download at the same time without using so many CPU and GPU resources because I've got enough power to do so, okay?
So aside from talking on Saturday Night Troll Show about gaming and stuff, we're going to do a lot of cool stuff.
I've talked about it before.
I'm talking about in real life online scavenger hunts.
You know, you bought a trash PC.
What are you talking about, man?
It's top of the lie.
What are you talking about?
It's top of the lie.
Oh, no.
What?
Are you kidding me, Cuckler III?
No way!
Cuckler III for the inner circle, no way!
Oh my god!
Can I join now?
Oh, God, no, man, not Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
Who the hell is Cuckler III?
Who the hell is Cuckler III?
I mean, good God, man.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
Who is Cuckler III, man?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy, man?
He just bought himself.
He just bought himself into the inner circle, man.
He just bought himself in the inner circle.
He just bought himself into the inner circle.
Oh, God, man.
No! No! No!
Oh my god!
No, man.
Who the hell is Cuckler III?
He just bought himself into the inner circle.
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Who is this person?
I'm not even kidding around, man.
This is getting serious, man.
I mean, Cuckler has been a freaking a thorn in the show's ass tonight, man.
Jesus Christ, Cuckler.
Listen.
All right, look, I'll have to give this guy an inner circle membership now, man.
I've got to give him an inner circle membership now, man.
I've got to give him an inner circle membership now, man.
Oh, God.
I'm Cuckler now, pleased at Jamie Wilma.
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you, people, man?
Who are you?
Oh, God.
Oh, look, Cuckler, I've got your email address.
I'll email you an invitation, an exclusive.
I can't believe it.
Fucking Cuckler!
Fucking Cuckler III is a part of the goddamn inner circle.
Look, I mean, I mean, I'm going to give you an inner circle membership tomorrow.
I mean, after the show, man, I mean, I'm just going to kick it with Mrs. Ghost tonight.
Tomorrow, I will email you on the email that you have as your account.
I cannot believe this, man.
Congrats, Cuckler.
Congrats, Cuckler.
Just look at your email tomorrow, okay?
You'll get an invitation to the inner circle.
It's only one time, a one-time invitation, and it's time-sensitive.
So make sure tomorrow.
And let me tell you, the inner circle, we're going to have a meeting tomorrow, okay?
So be on the lookout for my ping in the inner circle.
What is this?
You could keep the 25 I sent a few minutes ago.
It hasn't come up yet.
It hasn't come up.
Here, hold on.
Let me see.
I'll take a look at it.
Hold on just a second.
All right.
I mean, I've been freaking out here because Cuckler III over here just, oh my God.
I'm sorry.
I don't see any $25.
The last $25 I got, J-Man, was meme magician talking about cursing the IC trolls taking over the IC.
Man, we're going to have to have an inner circle meeting tomorrow.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
All right.
One of our own in the IC LOL.
Man, that's not funny, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
God.
Damn it.
God.
That's not funny, man.
That's not goddamn funny, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
That's not goddamn funny.
That's not funny at all, you sons of bitches.
That's not goddamn funny.
I mean, man, the inner circle is sacred.
I bet you trolls don't know.
You don't know nothing about that, do you?
You know nothing about holding something sacred.
You know what I'm saying?
Holding something sacred for Christ's sake, man.
Like the farmer holds the ground sacred.
You know, like the monk holds the temple sacred.
You know what I mean?
You don't know nothing about anything being sacred for Christ's sake.
And here's Jack off Jack.
He will be the only one, soon.
In other news, when are you doing the top seven donos for January and February?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'm going to do it at the end of this month because it's a quarter thing, okay?
The end of the quarter is at the end of this month.
And then I'm Hail Cuckler, one of us in the inner circle.
Shut up, clever scream name.
Shut the hell up.
Shut your ass now, J-Man.
I'm looking back into history.
I don't see another $25 dono.
I don't see any $25 dono that has not been played.
So, I don't know what you're talking about, unfortunately.
Maybe you did, maybe you didn't do it.
All right.
And here's Dark Meme Magician Girl.
We've placed a curse on the Icy Yeehaw Cowboy.
If y'all keep talking about this inner circle, man, I'm going to end the fucking broadcast, man.
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
And by the way, we really need an inner circle meeting tomorrow.
I'm going to be in the inner circle probably sometime in the afternoon.
This is not gay son de Leon.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Real funny.
Leave that guy alone with the bar for Christ's sake, man.
Leave that guy alone.
For Christ's sake.
We need an inner circle meeting in the inner circle, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh my God.
Cock-gen-ear.
And now we shall win in the inner circle.
Man, listen, listen.
Stop doing this shit with the inner circle, man.
Stop it.
Cuckler, the AOC of IC.
He's going to destroy them from the inside.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I warned you, ghost.
The meme magic has begun.
The C's were all goddamn it.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Son of a.
I'm going to end this goddamn show.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to end this crap.
No radio graffiti.
Nothing.
No shout-outs.
No, nothing, man.
I've got a troll in the inner circle now.
Is that what y'all are telling me, huh?
I've got a troll in the goddamn inner circle.
Is that what you all are telling me now?
Is that what you're telling me?
I'd buy that front dollar.
Didn't I say the curse bestowed upon the inner circle would get lost before it got up?
I hold the key to undoing the curse.
Shut up, meme magician.
Shut up.
Undo it.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
There's no curse on the inner circle.
Stop this meme magic crap.
Stop it now.
Stop it.
Here is this.
Pause my inner circle hold.
You shut up.
Shut the up or I'm gonna end this shit.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna end this crap.
You're gonna look.
I'll email you tomorrow, man.
You better be ready.
And look, if you get into the inner circle tomorrow, you better have voice chat enabled.
We want to talk to you, Cuckler.
We want to talk to your ass.
Juan Wick.
Do it, Faguette.
You try to test me, Juan?
Huh?
You're trying to test me, you son of a bitch.
I'll end this show, you son of a bitch.
Don't tempt me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ard Hammond game suggestion, Call of Duty, Half-Life 2, Red Dead Redemption.
What else do you have?
All right, I'll consider all these.
What else do you have?
Everybody's been saying Call of Duty, but aren't there like aimbots on Call of Duty and stuff?
What is it?
I'm not you again, meme magician.
Shut the fuck up, or I will terminate your contract with us, and there will be no more funding for you.
We sponsor your show, and we shove it up, your ass, meme magician.
All right, shove it up, your ass.
All right, I love it when the engineer smashes my inner circle.
Shut up, you trolls.
I'm not joking.
You've ruined my Bowler Friday enough.
And I've had just about enough of your stupid crap!
So shut up!
Or I'll end this goddamn crap!
And you'll have nothing to goddamn do!
Nothing!
Nothing!
End the show.
Bet you won't.
Bitch.
Fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch!
I've got your bitch!
Taking over the IC.
Cuckler now, then Jackler, then Jean-Claude Junker and company.
Are you kidding me?
Enjoy your freedom.
These are Europe.
Huh?
I'll be on 2 a.m. GMT.
Alright.
Yeah, you're from the UK?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll email your damn inner circle link tomorrow in your email.
All right?
Son of a bitch.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Taking Over The Inner Circle00:15:56
God damn it, you trolls, man.
End of March.
We haven't calculated it yet.
End of April.
We're still calculating if you guys are.
Shut up!
All right, look, don't want to hear who's on top there.
Here, I'll give everybody who's on top.
All right, since everybody, all right?
End of July.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch, Jackie.
Buy that for a dollar.
Inner Circle Short Bus Part 2.
Autistic Boolean.
Oh, no, man.
No.
I don't want to go there.
Let's not bring back.
Let's not bring the short bus to the inner circle, please.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Let's stop.
All right?
All right.
Now, let me see who the top tippers are of all time here, okay?
Now, whoever the hell Jean-Claude Junker is, that idiot, he's number one, so no wonder he's...
I'll get you something.
Don't worry about it.
I dare you.
You won't do, by the way.
If you do, it's over for you and the troll war will officially start.
No, hey, I've already negotiated with the trolls.
There is no troll war.
There is no troll war.
I'm going to give you sons of bitches a goddamn Saturday night troll show.
Once I get my goddamn Corsair, I-160.
Alright.
And once it happens, there is no goddamn war.
There is no troll war.
I'm going to give you goddamn sons of bitches your goddamn troll show.
So shut up.
So anyway, Jean-Claude Junker is number one.
We've got Jackler Gives Specials, number two.
We've got Ghost Media Mentions, number three.
Kirkland Signature, number four.
Cuckler III, number five.
Meme Magician, number six.
Ghost 35 time loser, number seven, asshole.
Ghost 35 time loser.
You fucking jerk dick.
Anyway, Ghost 35 time loser is number seven.
We've got Captain Autism, number eight.
Juicifer looking for traps, number nine, and somebody named Reddit poster as number 10.
Okay?
So there you got.
All right.
Those are the top tippers of all time right now.
All right.
Now, I'm going to wait till the end of March.
Once we get to April, I'm going to go down that list and I'm going to send you guys something.
All right.
Now, when I email you asking you for your address, I'm not trying to dox you, even though you people have made my life a living hell.
Fuck here.
Last show I told you the stars won the Stanley Cup and you believed me.
The playoffs haven't even started yet.
And you call yourself a hockey fan.
I'm not.
I never said I was a hockey fan, you idiot.
What are you talking?
I've never said I was a hockey fan.
I said I never got into hockey.
I like football, and I used to like basketball until LeBron James cocked the hell out of the damn league, and it sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper now to watch a damn basketball game.
But I really like boxing in UFC, all right?
We'll be sending Captain Desi to the short bus along with MR Sonic Yeehaw.
Shut up, dark meme magician girl, all right?
Of course, the EU is number one.
We're coming for you guys.
Trump is down with the swamp.
That's not funny, John Clog Junker, man.
That really isn't.
That ain't funny at all.
All right?
Now, like I said, at the end of this, I'm going to email the people that are on that top 10, and I'll send you guys something.
All right?
I'll send you guys something because you guys, even though you're a fucking bunch of jerk dicks, you're the top tippers, and we got, you know, everybody have something exclusive.
That's a top tipper, man.
All right.
So, and once April comes around, it's brand new.
It's brand new from then on.
Alright, so anyway, let's Jesus Christ Who else do we have?
I don't even know where I'm at.
I don't even know what I'm doing here for Christ's sake, man.
How long have I been on the air?
I've been on the air for almost an hour and 48 minutes, and all I have been taking is nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism and cyber ruminism.
What up, holding capitalist?
Cheers and happy Baller Friday.
Not to be a Jew, but when are you sending out production notes?
When am I sending out production notes?
I thought I already sent them out to people.
What are you talking about?
Who doesn't have production notes for Christ's sake?
Man, why are you using my show as a venue, man?
It's a goddamn customer service here.
All right?
I mean, you know, not to sound like a Jew there.
Well, no, wait a minute.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to say that.
God damn it, you sons of bitches.
You see what you made me do, you son of a bitch.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Everybody, shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
I'm not customer service here.
All right, just shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough to just fucking pallet you people.
You know, I could be at a bar right now, man, having 32-ounce iced-cold beers, draft.
Maybe I love draft beer.
I love draft beer.
Eating some hot wings instead.
I'm fucking around with this stupid crap.
Jesus Christ.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm not getting drunk fast enough, man.
I can barely pallet you sick internet punks, man.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you pickled pricks, belt-breathing idiots, huh?
Huh?
Phallic fluffers?
Huh?
Huh?
Pooh-poo and cocka pants?
Huh?
Poo-poo and cocka pants, for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Inner circle, sacred.
L-M-A-O-X-D have fun getting banned immediately.
Cuckler III.
Say goodbye to that $300.
Oh, shut up, all right?
Shut up, all right?
Give me the freaking beer.
I'm getting a perfect grade Gundam model kit.
I hope I can finish it quick.
Hey, I hope so.
Infamous, man.
I hope so, man.
That's awesome.
Customer service here.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm not customer service.
This is a ghost show, man.
This is the ghost show.
So shut up.
And thank you, Immortal, once again, man.
I just need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough.
I should have had beers before I even got up on this broadcast, before I started broadcasting to you, internet people.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, getting back to work.
Have a kick-ass weekend.
Hey, thank you, TN Apostle, for the $50 dono.
Cheers to you, my man.
I know that you work hard for your money, baby.
And hey, congratulations on the new gun.
Continue to practice and participate in your constitutional protected Second Amendment right.
Do you understand that?
Cheers to motherfucking TC Capitalist or TC.
Don't ask the engineer.
Hold it.
God damn it.
Hold it.
Come on.
I thought you were on my side, man.
Don't ask the engineer.
Don't ask the engineer.
This is my show, assholes.
All right.
This is a ghost show.
It's my show.
The ghost show.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, TN Apostle, man, cheers to you, man.
All right.
Once again, thank you for the $50 dono.
Although, I've got Cuckler III that has spent about $500.
And he's going to be in the inner circle, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
The inner circle warned me about this shit.
You know that?
The inner circle warned me.
They told me, hey, ghost, you need to up the price.
You should up the price of the inner circle for like 500 bucks.
Jesus Christ, it's making me belch.
I'm so goddamn upset about this.
Yeah, they kept saying, ghost, once you put it up 500 bucks, once you put it up to 700 bucks, I should have listened, man.
I should have goddamn listening.
I've started an Australian brony chapter called Clappers for Ghosts.
We're having our first annual crop-off on Saturday, 420th.
We're extending you an invite to start the procession.
That better not be the real aesthetic.
That better not be the real aesthetic.
You muscle-bound fruit bowl.
That better not be really you.
If that's you, we're going to have a talking to you, boy.
We're going to have a sit-down and talking to you there.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the freaking beer, man.
Oh, Jesus.
I can't get drunk fast enough to pallet these damn troll terrorist punks, man.
Jesus Christ.
And people are talking about production notes.
I got production notes freaking right here that I handwrite myself.
I should just end this shit, man.
I mean, why am I here?
Why am I here, man?
I mean, maybe I should, like, you know, take some of these trolls' advice and just say, you know what?
Maybe I should not be broadcasting on Fridays.
Maybe I should broadcast on a Thursday so I could be out here taking Mrs. Ghost out to the bar on a Friday.
I like going to bars on a Friday, baby.
All right.
I love hot wings.
I loved draft beer.
You understand?
I love that stuff.
And by the way, I usually sit on the outside of bars in the smoking section because I like smoking a good cigar.
You know?
And of course, none of you classless idiots would understand anything about that.
You wouldn't understand how to appreciate the nuances of a good cigar.
End it, bitch.
We won already.
Shut up.
I've got your bitch.
And you didn't win shit.
All right, so go shove it up your ass.
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
Got all this freaking...
We got all this freaking crap.
Crap all over the goddamn place for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I got to get a consuela made up in here to fix this goddamn joint for Christ's sake.
It's a goddamn mess of freaking place, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus, man.
What a Bowler Friday, man.
This is supposed to be a Bowler Friday to celebrate, too, man.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
Yeah, that's great, Walt Disney.
All right.
How does it feel like to be frozen?
Yeah, please don't do Friday.
Why?
Why?
Don't do Fridays.
Don't worry, Ghost I'll be in IC next.
Oh, yeah.
If I should be in the IC.
Shoving up your ass.
Alex Jones would never be in the IC.
He's not IC material.
He's not inner circle material for Christ's sake.
All right.
You're my god damn drink Can't get drunk fast enough I can't get drunk fast enough to pallet neutral terrorist punks.
You're all a bunch of anal object aficionados, man.
That's what you are.
All right.
I can tell.
I could tell, man.
A bunch of anal object aficionados.
And here's Jackler for Christian.
I've already put the IC price up loads of times.
Remember back in the days for an IC slot for free for the first.
What was it?
Three people?
For free.
I know.
There was never no inner circle for free.
I've done almost $2,000.
$400-ish of it with no trolling.
Still no IC.
Why didn't you just donate the $300 up front, man?
All right?
Because we've got lives.
Fuck you.
You got lives.
That's why you're sitting here jerking your fucking chain with me.
You've got lives.
Shut up.
All right.
Go shut your ass.
And let me tell you something else.
Once I get this goddamn gaming computer, I'm owning your asses.
All right.
I'm pooning your asses.
All right?
I'm pooning all your asses.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anal Object Aficionado.
Yo, what up?
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
If y'all want me to end this show, just keep this fucking garbage up.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right.
You just wait till I get my gaming computer.
And once I do, I'm going to get it here from seven to ten days from now.
Okay?
And once I get it, I'm getting a gaming tutor.
And I'm going to kick the living crap out of everybody who thinks that they're such a badass gamer out here.
I want you to know that I was a badass gamer during the America's Army time.
America's Army.
You remember America's Army?
When the Department of Defense was giving that out for free, for Christ's sake?
I owned everybody's asses on there, man.
I was the best of the best.
All right?
I was the best of the best.
You smell like cheese.
Erica does.
That's a tranny.
That's not even a real woman, for Christ's sake.
You're a tranny.
Shut up.
Please poon my ass, ghost.
Shut up and don't call me Ghostler, all right?
And let me tell you something, man.
I'm gonna own your asses.
Hey, ghost.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, you asshole.
Fuck you!
You son of a bitch!
You know what?
I'm taking a break.
I'm not gonna sit here and allow you sons of bitches to make a fool out of me for Christ's sake.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna take a break for Christ's sake, all right?
Just, you know, put the goddamn music on, engineer, because I can't.
If I don't take a break, I'm gonna end this show.
If I don't take a break, I'm gonna end this show.
You stupid dumb troll terrorist punks, shut up!
Shut up!
I'm not even draining the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage, man.
I'm just gonna take a break to take some breath of fresh air.
That's what I'm gonna do, man.
If you all want me to continue this show, you all better shut the hell up, man.
Do it, Jewish faggot.
Shut up, Juan Wick, all right?
Shut Up Jewish Faggot Juan Wick00:04:29
Shut up.
Get me out of here, Engineer.
I gotta take a break for Christ's sake.
I'm sick of these punks.
Get me out of here for Christ's sake.
Shout out to the person that leaked the short code to Pennsylvania 2.0 and sharing it with us.
We appreciate it.
I buy that.
All right.
Shout out to the person that leaked the source code to Penix 2.0 and sharing it with us.
We appreciate it.
Shut up, meme magician.
All right, shut up, man.
I just went to go and take a fucking breath of fresh air, man, because I mean, I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired, man.
I'm tired of putting up with this shit, man.
You think I like doing this crap?
You think I like being ridiculed and being made fun of and being made to look like an asshole?
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS SHIT?!
I DON'T.
Okay?
I fucking don't.
And I'm tired of it, man.
I'm just, I'm tired.
I'm tired of this crap.
I could be doing anything right now.
Hail Cuckler and Ghost I will return eventually.
Enjoy the De Naro and try not to spend it on illegal drugs.
Yeah, yeah, real, real fucking funny.
All right, J-Man.
All right, real funny.
All right.
And yeah, wasn't it your birthday on Wednesday, huh?
Yeah, happy birthday, you know, and many more with a dirty whore on Channel 4.
Last week you were calling people faggots.
I did not juju ju.
I did not.
That's a damn lie.
Shame, sting ding.
Youre On My Shit List Man00:03:49
Just shut up.
All of you just shut up, man.
Ding ding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm so fucking pissed off at you people.
it makes me fucking sick man all trannies aside i can get a gold of a what what the hell did you say you transgender All trannies aside, I can get a gold old-fashioned ham bone.
What the hell does that mean?
The hell does that mean, Erica does?
What the hell does that mean, you stupid skankosaurus slut bag, you flatboard that needs a screw?
All right, go shove a large piece of furniture up your twat and shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
I'm so sick of you people.
I'm so sick.
So pissed off that I'm even freaking wasting a Friday on you fucking idiots.
I'm sorry for cursing so much.
I'm sorry that I'm pissed off.
But look at this.
Look at this.
Lick my inner circle, please.
Look at this shit.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't want to do this show, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I don't even want to do this show anymore, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sitting over here, man.
I'm giving you all my heart, freaking heart and soul, man.
And you all can't even give me a goddamn little bit of appreciation out here.
Not even a little bit of appreciation out here.
You might beer, man.
And you know something?
I'm not getting drunk fast enough, man.
I'm going to get another shot.
Look, I'm going to take another shot.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
Don't worry about my liver.
Okay.
My liver's fine.
Okay.
Because I'm going to tell you something.
You want to know why most people that drink copious amounts of alcohol get sick?
You want to know why people that drink a lot of alcohol get sick?
Because what alcohol does, it literally depletes your body of vitamins.
All right, what is this?
We appreciate you for having the balls to do this show with honor.
Dot into my amusement.
Shut up, meme fucking magician.
You're on my fucking shit list.
All right, meme magician, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Now let me tell you something, all right?
I have a great vitamin regimen that I take every single morning, okay?
That gives me the proper nutrients necessary for my body to heal itself.
Do you understand that?
That's what I do.
I take a proper vitamin regiment, and I strongly advise you sons of bitches to do the goddamn same.
And also, I make sure to have, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to be very candid with some of you sons of bitches.
I try to have a lemon a day, a whole lemon a day.
I try to have a whole avocado a day.
So believe me, I'm cleansing out the liver.
The liver's just fine.
All right, the liver's just fine.
Everything's all good.
All right, I got a great vitamin regimen, and everything's okay.
What is this?
We appreciate Jackler.
God, Jackler can go jack himself off, all right?
I'm gonna take the last of this.
Why a whole avocado a day?
Because I eat a salad.
I eat a salad every day.
And let me tell you, it's my own personal salad that I have concocted myself.
I call it the power punch salad, okay?
In which everything is just made from scratch.
And even the vinaig, well, it's not a vinaigrette that I use.
Actually, I use my own salad dressing that I make.
And I make it from a lot.
Eat Salad Every Day Power Punch00:02:07
Look, I don't want to tell you guys, all right?
Because y'all don't deserve it.
Y'all don't deserve it, okay?
And I don't drink until I, at nighttime, at night, okay?
So during the day, my body's rejuvenating.
Aerosmith, what is this?
Volal.
I don't know what the hell that means, Aerosmith.
An eggplant a day.
Man, go shove it up your ass.
Listen, I'm just telling you, if you're going to destroy your body with some of these supplement or these substances, you got to help yourself, you know?
The real reason most females don't watch this show and you get so many traps is because you're a fake raging alcoholic.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so sure.
If you're not aware of that, I'm so sure.
Maybe some will want to watch a cheap knockoff of Alexander.
Are you kidding me?
Let me tell you something right now, all right?
You better not have a woman within the vicinity of this broadcast, all right?
And let me tell you something.
If you have your speakers loud enough for women to hear me in the other room, I guarantee you they're in the other room right now whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack, listening to the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around these internets like it ain't shit.
Dressing from the wiener.
Yeah, really real funny idiot, all right?
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not kidding.
Your mom better not be in the next room because I guarantee you she's looking for a foreign object to shove up her uterus pipe so she can listen to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet, all right?
And you want to know why trannies, you want to know why trannies are listening?
Because I'll tell you what trannies are doing, okay?
They are listening to this show in a big surround sound type of a speaker.
And they're straddling that speaker to make sure their feminine penis is striking the base area of that speaker.
Erica does, you better not have a woman within the feminine.
Shut up, Erica, all right?
Shut up.
What these trannies are doing are putting their feminine penises on the what, Jackwell?
I'm working off an insult to you.
Trannies Listening To Manly Dominance00:11:51
Each time you've said it, I've strongly considered it.
But then I remembered I'm listening to you, so it's impossible to get it up.
Just shut up.
Maybe it's cut guys to get away.
Just shut up.
Anyway, listen, that's enough.
I've had enough.
Let me have some more freaking alcohol.
Let me have some more freaking shivis, man.
Ah. Ah.
Ah!
Filling myself up with piss and fury.
Dark meme magician girl is right.
Infowars has been more informational.
This show has been more akin to some entitled little brat.
You fucking boat, man.
I thought you were on my side, boat.
Hey, hey, boat.
Don't make me go public on you, okay?
You are a part of the IC.
You want me to tell everybody why you're not a part of the IC anymore, boat?
Huh?
You want to go there with me?
Huh?
You want to air demons and shit?
Is that what you want, boat?
God damn it!
Huh?
You want to push my buttons, boat?
You used to be a part of the inner circle, man.
You're not a part of it anymore.
You want me to tell everybody why?
Just sit there and shut it.
Don't disrespect me, boat.
I thought you were, I thought you were, you know what?
You know, that's what I get.
That's what I get for taking people and giving them the benefit of the doubt.
You understand?
That's what I get for giving the benefit of the goddamn doubt.
Fucking boat.
Son of a bitch.
Look, everybody wants to know.
Oh, what happened, ghost?
Tell us, ghost, what happened to boat?
Oh, what happened?
Y'all want to know?
Huh?
Y'all want to really know this?
Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
I shouldn't be airing this stuff.
I shouldn't be airing inner circle business, but Boat, you know, he's a fucking, I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know why he's talking garbage to me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Let's go there.
All right, boat.
All right.
He said it.
Everything's all good.
You want to know why Boat is no longer a part of the inner circle?
Because for whatever reason, Boat would always pretend that he was about to kill himself.
Like, it was like, it was like every fucking two weeks, Boat wanted to kill himself.
And he would show himself like cutting himself on a God.
I just cut myself.
I just cut my wrist.
And I just cut, you know, and we were all like, boat, don't do it.
Don't do it.
You know, or, you know, don't do this, man.
Don't do it.
I mean, we went as far as like, look, he lives in a country where they don't take suicide very serious.
They just send a fucking cop to your house.
And are you okay, son?
Are you going to be okay?
Let's talk about it for a little while.
They don't like literally send them off to an insane asylum.
So anyway, that's why.
And I don't know why Boat, you know, I mean, we all like Boat.
We all like Boat.
But let me tell you, the straw that broke the camel's back is when he tried to show us that he, the last time he tried to kill himself, he tried to cut his face.
He literally cut his face.
Okay.
He cut his face and showed us on cam and we were like, ah, Jesus Christ, man.
You know?
I mean, it was.
So that's why, boat, okay?
I mean, you were a good guy, but for whatever reason, you were asking your, you know, you wanted to kill yourself every goddamn fucking two weeks.
And it was like, look, bro, I mean, get over it, man.
I mean, come on.
We get it.
All right.
You know, I mean, either shit or get off the pot.
All right.
All right.
Either shit or get off the pot.
I'm not, I'm not joking.
And look, Pickleman in the chat room gets it, man.
I mean, that's what everybody in the inner circle was like.
It was like, oh, okay.
Boat's going to kill himself again.
Ah, here he goes.
Here he is.
Oh, my God.
And he like cried wolf.
He like, you know, threatened to kill himself like, I don't know, 10 times.
And we finally got tired of it.
And we're like, look, just go.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
And every time, look, like, every time he said he was going to kill himself, he would get offline and we'd be worried about it.
We'd be like, oh, man, did he kill himself, man?
And he'd be on fucking RuneScape.
He'd be on fucking RuneScape trying to get laid or something.
So anyway, that's why Boat's no longer in the inner circle.
So I don't know why.
You told me to go there.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer, man.
I'm not fucking joking around.
We'd be all worried.
Oh, the whole inner circle would be all worried.
All right.
Like, man, did Goat, did Boat, did he kill himself?
I mean, is everything okay?
And then we find him on fucking RuneScape trying to, like, I don't know, be a pog champ or some shit.
I'm sorry, I had to say it, Boat.
You can't, you don't, don't turn on me, man.
All right.
Don't turn on me.
We cared about you, boat.
All right.
We cared about you.
We loved you, man.
And you just fucking, you cried wolf.
All right.
We cried wolf.
You cried wolf, and it was enough.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm not kidding, man.
It was like 10 different times this son of a bitch said he was going to kill himself.
All right.
Literally 10 different times.
And then the last time, he literally cuts his face.
He shows a picture of him cutting his face.
And we were like, all right, that's about enough of this shit.
You know, that's enough.
I'm sorry, boat.
Man, you'd still be in the inner circle, man.
You'd still be in the inner circle, but for whatever reason, I don't know.
I don't know what your problem is.
All right.
I don't know what your problem.
Hopefully, there's other people that are hanging with you that are playing the same game with you.
If anybody that hangs around Boat that is starting to recognize that this sounds like a repetitive type of situation, yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
All right?
Anyway.
I mean, look, I didn't want to do that to Boat, man, but man, why are you coming at me, Boat?
All I've ever did was want to care.
I wanted to care about your ass.
You know, I wanted to make sure that everything was all good, man.
And, you know, just you just, you just cried wolf.
You know, you just cried wolf, you know?
I mean, I don't dislike boat.
I'm going to be honest.
Everybody's a cool dude, but you know.
Wow, boat sounds cool now.
What kind of a fucking incel donation is this?
What kind of an incel donation is that?
Boat sounds cool now for Christ.
Feels boat, man.
Oh, God, don't turn that into a meme, please.
Please don't turn that into a fucking meme.
Yeah, feels boat, man.
Please don't.
All right.
Feels boat, man.
Please don't turn that into a fucking meme.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And listen, I want to be honest with you.
If you're going to commit suicide, don't come to me and ask me for any kind of help.
I'm not a very compassionate person when it comes to that.
All right.
Luckily, everybody in the inner circle cared about Boat and was like, hey, boat, you're all right?
Everything okay?
I'm like, this is how I look at it.
This is how I look at things, okay?
People that claim that they're going to kill themselves and they like, you know, attempt but aren't successful.
Press B for boat respect.
Shut up, all right?
People that like, oh, I just slicked my wrist.
I just killed myself.
And oh my God.
This is attention whoring, man.
It's attention whoring.
And I'm sick of it.
All right.
I'm sick.
I'm sick of attention whores.
There's a lot of ways to get attention.
All right.
But to sit there and suggest that you're going to kill yourself is ridiculous.
All right.
It's just, it's just goddamn ridiculous for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I don't want to talk.
I didn't mean to go off on boat like that, man.
But, you know, why is boat an Indian giver, man?
Fucking boat You know, this swag daddy 500 just donated two bucks.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Here's aesthetic.
Hey, mate, you're sounding really tense.
I just contacted one of the members of Clappers for Ghosts.
Oh, that's great.
Cloppers.
Is that for real?
Remember, Ghost, join us on 420ths for the first annual clop off.
All right.
Go shove up here.
Can you just shut up, all right?
What a boatload of shit.
I mean, that's not funny, man.
I mean, you know, Boat obviously, you know, I feel bad for Boat, but at the same time, it's like, come on, dude.
You know, come on, man.
I mean, if you want a friend, why don't you act like a good person?
Why don't you just act like a cool person, dude?
You know, why you got to pretend like, oh, I'm going to come.
There's no, there's, you know, there's, come on, man.
I'm tired.
I hate people that pretend like, I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself.
Listen, if you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd be successful at it.
How hard is it to kill yourself, right?
Ask Freddie Prince Jr., right?
Ask Robin Williams, okay?
I'm just saying, man.
Ask.
I'm just, I'm sorry, man.
And look, if you want to have a little bit of a, of a, of a, of a thrill with it, I mean, just ask David Carradine, you know?
I don't know.
Anyway, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
I'm sorry, boats.
I'm just saying, man, come on, man.
I mean, I hope this opens your horizons and, you know, realize that, you know, that's enough of that.
You know, I'm going to go, I'm going to kill myself.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Jackler does the news.
Minister's divided over process for testing Brexit options.
Could Apple be about to unveil a move into subscription TV?
Sir David Attenborough to present climate change.
Shut up, Jackler, man.
I thought y'all weren't.
I thought you were gone.
I thought you were gone.
I thought that was it.
All right.
Buying room skimmy 25k GP.
What the hell does that mean?
And not to mention, man, I mean, what is RuneScape?
I've taken a look at that game.
People play this.
People play this.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
I'm serious.
People are playing this stuff.
Anyway, look, I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco, man.
I can't, you know, I can't get drunk fast enough, you know.
And I've got this new bag that I got from the Mexican kid that deals this to me here.
He sells candy apples on the corner.
He gave me some new stuff.
This is called Strawberry Kush.
I don't know if anybody's ever Captain Desi.
Strawberry Kush And Fake Smiles00:04:37
The real people who struggle with ending their lives never announce it publicly.
They put on a fake smile and carry on with their day.
Not sure if this boat person is serious, but if they are, Google the hotline.
That's all I'm going to say.
Yeah, thank you, Desi.
Yeah, Google the hotline, but you know, he's done this a lot, man.
chester bennington well to be honest i would want to off myself if i shut up man that's That's not funny.
Chester Bennington, that's not funny, man.
That's not goddamn funny.
That is not goddamn funny, man.
Chester Bennington, man.
That's fucked up.
You guys are sick bastards, man.
R.I.P. Chester Bennington, R.I.P. Chris Cornell as well, both of which were trying to look into some of the child molestation situations that were happening in the entertainment industry.
How convenient their lives were ended short when pursuing this endeavor.
Just saying, Pizzagate, just saying, all right?
I buy that for a dollar.
Suicide is cool, respect.
There's nothing cool about suicide, man.
I mean, if you're going to kill yourself, then if you're already at that point, why don't you just do something on the edge in real life?
You know, why don't you do everything that's making you fear so much or making you so anxious enough to do such a, why don't you just do it?
You know something?
Colonel Sanders, you know, the old man on KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, he tried to kill himself.
After, yeah, believe it or not, he lived a whole life, 65 years old.
He was on, uh, he got his first social security check of $100 a month.
He realized he could not live on that $100 a month.
So he went to a tree that he always used to look at, and he was going to hang himself from that tree.
Now, before Colonel Sanders hung himself from that tree, he started writing down his suicide note.
And in writing down his suicide note, he started realizing all the things that he did not do when he was alive.
And it was that suicide note and that list of all the things that he did not do when he was alive that made him continue to live on.
And after 65, he did not kill himself and he went on.
And guess what?
He made Kentucky Fried Chicken.
He made Kentucky Fried Chicken and died in his late 80s a billionaire.
So it's never too late for capitalism, ladies and gentlemen.
And I wish that some of you lazy asses would understand this.
Okay.
It's never too late for capitalism.
If you think that your life is gone, take a look at Colonel Sanders, you know, KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
He didn't make Kentucky Fried Chicken until after he was 65.
So I'm just simply stating, Keith Flint, why do you think I off myself?
I heard ghosts like my music.
And shut up, asshole.
All right.
Don't even go there with Keith Flint for Prodigy.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
All right.
So that's why I'm saying all you people that are out here that are down in the dumps, I want to kill myself.
Take a look at old Colonel Sanders, baby.
65 years old, was going to kill himself, decided not to, made fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I'm just saying it's never too late for capitalism, you little sons of bitches.
Never too late for capitalism.
Let me get another drink here.
And by the way, I got to break open the wacky tobacco.
Let me break out this wacky tobacco.
This is strawberry Kush, by the way.
You know, this strawberry.
Oh, man.
Look at that bud, man.
Look at that.
Look at that bud.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at the crystals.
Smell that?
You smell that?
Huh?
Smell?
Pretty good stuff.
I'm going to go ahead and load this boat.
The pet Mexican.
What's up, essay?
Happy Baller Friday Ghost.
Michael Jordan Is Not LeBron00:08:12
What are your thoughts on LeBron James not making the playoffs with the Lakers in over 15 years?
Hey.
Also saw the Rockets beat your Spurs tonight.
James Harden dropped 61 on the Spurs don't have anybody.
Enjoy that strawberry Kush, man.
Hey, pet Mexican.
The Spurs don't have anybody.
All right.
Georgetown fried chicken.
What the hell is that?
Or fried cuck, Georgetown fried cuck.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Hey, the pet Mexican.
First of all, San Antonio Spurs ain't got nobody, man.
Once they lost Tim Duncan and the big three, you know, Tim Duncan, Genoi, Tony Parker, it was over.
All right.
Now, secondly, I always thought LeBron James was a pathetic excuse for a franchise player.
And how anyone can compare LeBron James to Jordan is a disgrace.
You see, Jordan didn't need other players around him for him to make a great team.
And you see, that's what LeBron James has been doing his whole goddamn career.
He had to ride the coattails of a Dwayne Wade.
He had to ride the coattails of, I mean, I could go on and on.
And look, somebody in the chat room is saying, well, what about Scotty Pippin?
Hey, idiot, something rules, whoever the hell you are.
You remember when Jordan had to retire because of the so-called, oh, my daddy got killed, baby, and I'm all distraught, and I got to retire for a year and all this other shit.
What was Scotty Pippen doing during that year that Jordan didn't play?
He didn't do jack shit.
All right?
Scotty Pippen was a flake player.
He was a pussy.
I mean, y'all remember?
What is this?
KYS, it'll only take a minute.
You'll be happy that you did it.
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it.
KYS.
Really?
You should do it.
There's really nothing to it.
Just grab a mug and check it out.
Let me explain something to you about Michael Jordan, man.
Michael Jordan didn't need anybody.
All right.
I mean, can you name some of the, and I'm not talking about the latter Bulls franchise championships.
I'm talking about the early ones.
Like the first one, two, three, and four.
The first four championships, can you name besides Scotty fucking Pippen?
Can you name anybody else who played on those teams?
Huh?
I mean, maybe some of you that were Bulls fans may do, but you general folk, can y'all name who played with Michael Jordan during the first four championships of the Bulls?
Huh?
I bet you can't besides Scotty Pippen.
Come on, I'm waiting.
I'm looking at the chat room right now.
I'm waiting.
Look at some idiot said Magic Johnson.
That just goes to show you're a fucking idiot.
Well, Death by Bacon said Horace Grant and Steve Kerr.
You just showed your age, you son of a bitch.
Same with something rules.
Horace Grant and Tony Kukoke.
And by the way, let me talk.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'd want to kill myself.
Shut up, Squirrel Army.
Listen, what happened to Horace Grant when he got traded to the Orlando Magic?
He became a piece of shit.
What happened to Tony Kukoke when he was fucking traded to the 76ers?
He was a piece of crap.
All right?
That's what I'm saying.
What happened to Scotty Pippen when he was traded to the Houston Rockets?
He was getting slapped around by Charles Barkley on the court.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember that?
KYS, it won't be painful if you are able to give a little kiss to an uncle.
What the hell are you talking about there, Bohr?
Bo Burnham, whatever the hell your name is.
Get it through your head.
It being a bullet.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Listen, this is why I'm saying, all right?
When it came down to, when it came down to it, LeBron has to have like major players around him, like major players for him to win a championship.
He thought that, hey, man, I'm going to go to the Lakers, baby.
It's going to be easy.
I got all these people around me, baby.
I'm going to be at L.A., baby.
Well, he ain't going to do it.
He's a piece of shit.
All right.
Ass, titties, ass, titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass, and titties.
Big titty.
All right, shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I'm just simply stating, man, Michael Jordan made good players.
You see, you morons that are saying Ku Coach, that are saying Horace Grant, that are saying Steve Kerr, Michael Jordan made those players, all right?
Dr. Knockers, hey, Ghost, if you want a basketball, shut up, idiot, all right?
Shut up.
I'm not kidding.
He made those guys great players.
When you played with Michael Jordan, he forced you to be a good player because this guy would play at 1,000%.
Unlike LeBron over here, and we all seen LeBron.
I mean, LeBron is just a piece of crap, man.
I just think he's a waste.
He ruined basketball.
If y'all looked at basketball pre-LeBron James, it was a great league.
A great fucking league.
A great league, man.
Then LeBron James came along and it was like, ah, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not kidding around, man.
It's, he just, he sucks, dude.
I mean, there's nothing gifted about this dude.
I mean, he doesn't make other players around him better.
He doesn't.
All right?
He has to use other players.
He has to use a Dwayne Wade.
You know, he has to use an old has-ben Shaq.
You know, he's got to use all.
I mean, he's got to use people.
He has to use a Kyrie Irving.
And look at Kyrie Irving.
Kyrie Irving's over there in Boston Celtics, and he's going to the playoffs.
What happened, LeBron?
What happened, LeBron?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I just, I don't like LeBron.
I think he's a, I think he ruined the NBA.
He ruined it, man.
And I don't like watching NBA games.
It's pussy shit now, man.
Gas the juice.
I don't condone that, you asshole.
All right.
I don't condone that.
But seriously, man, he's pussified the league, man.
The league used to be badass.
You know, I mean, there should be, you know, poetry in motion creativity, man.
I mean, that's why I love Jordan.
I mean, man, I've seen Jordan do so many goddamn things.
I mean, that's why people around him.
I mean, you know, let's name some other players around Michael Jordan, right?
Okay, y'all talk about Horace Grant and Tony Kuko.
What about BJ Armstrong?
Remember that point guard?
Of course you don't remember that son of a bitch.
He was the point guard for the Bulls during the first three championships.
What about Bill Cartwright?
Remember that 45-year-old goddamn center that had that freak show of a free throw shot?
He had a freaky free throw shot for Christ's sake.
Hey, I'm telling you right now, Michael Jordan made great players.
LeBron James leeches off of great players.
So LeBron James is a piece of crap.
And all you LeBron James lovers, you're idiots, man.
You're idiots.
The guy's a piece of crap.
The guy's a straight piece of crap.
I'm serious.
And he's ignorant as fuck, too, man.
He's ignorant as hell.
Subscribe to the inner circle.
Shut up, all right?
Anyway, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
More beer for Christ's sake.
And hey, look at Death by Bacon.
Yeah, what about John Paxson, huh?
John Paxon was pretty good, man.
You know, he's a pretty good three-point shooter.
But you see, when John Paxon was replaced, who did they replace John Paxson with?
Steve Kerr.
And guess what?
Steve Kerr will even tell you that he was inspired by Jordan.
He knew that if Jordan, if Jordan passed you the ball, because if Jordan passed you the ball, that means you were open because they were double and triple teaming him.
If he passed you the ball and you didn't make the shot, Michael Jordan would make sure you knew about it, all right?
Snoresville do something productive and stop talking about black people we give no shits about.
Sparkle When I Talk Jew Nose00:10:56
Oh, you see, oh, that's very, that's how racist of you.
How racist of you, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, I'm drinking beer.
It's my baller Friday.
Did you know that President Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion?
Okay.
So that's why you're all salty.
I'm sure you're a left-wing long-haired bedwedding.
He has ended his investigation and there's nothing you can do about it, boy.
Woo!
There's nothing you can do about it, boy.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a more, let me take a swig of this here.
All right.
I am loading up the bowl now, and I am going to, I'm going to go ahead and just smoke some wacky tobacco, some devil's lettuce, some reefer, some grass, some marijuana, okay?
This is strawberry Kush.
And I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to smoke it right now.
And the reason I'm doing it is so I can more palate you stupid dumb troll terrorists that are out here just being a bunch of jerk dicks, thinking that you could just make fun of me and make me look like an idiot, all right?
All right, let me go ahead and take a squirrel army again.
We learned it from you.
We've been in your attic for the past four months now.
Don't tempt us or we'll chew your wife a new hole.
That's not funny, squirrel addict, all right?
Or squirrel army, whatever the hell your name is.
Good for you, ghost.
Being diverse for the first time in the history of your show.
What are you talking about?
Good for you.
Will this mean you'll stop being racist now, or will we still be able to get away from the family?
I am Jacklin.
You fucking stupid asshole.
I am not a racist.
I mean, just that basketball soliloquy should prove to each and every one of you that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Jesus.
Don't you understand that?
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God, man.
You know what?
Fuck you, man.
I'm going to smoke my weed.
All right.
I'm smoking my weed.
I'm smoking my weed right now.
Yeah.
And we're going to go ahead and get a little down with some weed.
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Bic lighters suck.
All right.
All right.
First it.
You got to hold it in.
You got to let it hit the brain.
You know what I mean?
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Buy that for a dollar.
Melting pot of butter.
I don't know what it is about the first hit of weed, man.
It just makes like the freaking mucus drain out your orifices, man.
Hey, Jordan is best forever for $2.
Thank you, man.
Squirrel stole my teeth, asshole.
Just shut up, man.
I got to blow my nose.
Give me that goddamn tissue.
I'm going to blow my nose, man.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
Man, that's a lot of mucus right there, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
That's a lot of mutation.
Shut up.
Whatever the hell Jew nose means in the chat room, go shove up your ass.
That's racist, man.
I can't believe you people can be so goddamn racist.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, don't you idiots have any kind of a goddamn soul, for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, Jew, what the hell does that mean anyway?
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, Jacqueline again.
That's great.
That's what you want to hear.
Smoke that weed.
You do it.
Brought those teeth for the squirrels.
They'll fall out during the night.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not rotting my teeth by smoking weed, all right?
Best check your teeth, old man.
I shut up.
Don't talk about my goddamn teeth.
All right.
Don't talk about my goddamn teeth, man.
I mean, smoking weed is not going to do anything to the teeth.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my goddamn beer.
And you know something?
I know some of you people don't like when I drink into the mic.
You think it sounds gross, but you know what?
You're just going to have to sit there, take it, and eat it!
Eat it!
That's what you assholes are going to have to do, okay?
And hamster rides, you son of a bitch.
Piece of crap.
I see you.
Eat it, not wave.
Not wake.
Look at other people are trying to steal your troll now, their hamster ride.
You see that?
People are trying to.
They're starting to steal your troll.
Look at that.
Fucking son of a bitch.
You're a son of a bitch anyway.
You deserve to get your troll stole.
You're my goddamn marijuana.
Come on, Bic.
Fucking Bic lighter.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
You got to hold it.
And remember, if you're going to smoke weed, you got to hold it.
It'll let it hit the brain, okay?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I have a Juno's.
What the hell does that mean?
I have a Juno's.
What the hell does that mean?
Isn't Juno's a fucking.
Isn't that like a moon or something?
Isn't that like a moon on Jupiter or something?
Like Juno's the fucking.
Am I wrong?
Shut.
Am I wrong, dude?
I mean, isn't Juno like a fucking.
Isn't it a moon or something?
Are you worshiping a moon on Jupiter?
I mean, why did you even fucking say that, man?
I don't even understand.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What?
If you think smoking and drinking doesn't do anything to your teeth, let alone the rest of your body, you are more naive than a libtard.
What are you talking about?
Everything's just fine, Jackler.
Brush my teeth.
All right.
I put mouthwash.
Everything's going to be fine.
Ghost has Jew teeth.
What's Jew teeth?
What kind of teeth do Jewish people have, you racist pricks?
What the hell does that mean?
I got Jew teeth.
What does that mean?
What kind of Jew?
You guys are just racist, white nationalists, and alt-right pricks.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
You guys are just a bunch of alt-right, white nationalists.
Coaster 1506, what the hell do you want?
Hey, ghosts, unfortunately, late to the show, but I hope you're having a great Bowler Friday anyway.
Dealing with dealing with carpal tunnel on top of trying to smoke less weed for health reasons won't stop me from cracking open a cold one.
Cheers, ghost.
That's somebody from the inner circle right there, you son of a bitch.
All right, you're a son of a, whoever Coaster is, 1506.
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
You know, what's your fucking email address, you son of a bitch?
Who are you?
Not even kidding around, man.
How dare you sit there and make me look like an idiot?
You're a newbie.
You're a noob, huh?
You're a noob.
You're somebody from the inner circle that thinks you're troll.
Let me tell you something, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right.
You better stop messing around with my inner circle, okay?
Stop messing around with my goddamn inner circle or else.
Or else the inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family, man.
Stop this shit.
And no, I'm not doxing anybody.
Shut up.
I'm not doxing anybody.
Everybody knows I don't fucking do that, man.
I mean, even people that shut up.
No, shut up.
Nobody.
Just shut up, all right?
Here's your weed kosher.
Jew teeth are just baguette encrusted diamond teeth.
Jew teeth are baguette encrusted.
You're talking about the rapper that got baguette diamonds in his teeth, you mean magicians?
As a matter of fact, I should I've been thinking about gold diamond teeth.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even kidding.
You know, I'm not trying to be urban or anything, but I've been thinking about this.
I've been thinking about like getting some gold teeth with diamonds in it.
Because first and foremost, you know what I want to do when I'm in public, when I'm talking?
I want to sparkle.
When I talk, I want to sparkle.
You know what I'm saying?
And secondly, anything that I say ain't going to be cheap talk because I got a diamond grill.
You know what I mean?
So whatever I say, you know, it ain't cheap talk because I got a diamond grill.
Princess Cuts, bitch, right?
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not joking around.
So I can't cheap talk.
And when I talk, I sparkle, baby.
Yeah.
When I talk, I sparkle.
That's gangster, isn't it, man?
Birdman, man.
Cheers to the bird man.
It's a badass song.
Number one stunna is when I got the y'all ain't ever heard the number one stunna.
You ain't, you know, come on.
When I talk, I sparkle.
That's a badass song, number one stunner, man.
Man, motherfuckers don't like me because I'm banging they bitches.
When the light hit the ice, it twinkle and glisten.
That's enough.
Anyway, that's enough.
I'm sorry.
You see, that should show all of you that I'm a cultured man.
You people keep saying that I'm a gold teeth equals Jew teeth.
Why does that?
Why?
Why does that do that?
Why does that equal Jew teeth?
YouTube Could Be Having Problems00:15:34
I don't get it.
All right.
I'm a cultured man.
Yes, I'm a cultured man.
You know what I mean?
Motherfuckers don't like me because I'm banging their bitches.
When the light hits the ice, it twinkle and glisten.
Ah, man, I'm telling you, man.
That's what I'm saying.
I never cheap talk because I got a platinum grill.
You know, come on, man.
Come on, man.
All right.
All right.
Let me just, let me just continue on.
All right.
As a matter of fact, we're at like two hours and 45 minutes of nothing but a bunch of freaking troll terrorism and cyber verminism.
I buy that for a casshole reminding you to put your dentures on.
I've got all my teeth, asshole.
Listen.
You hear that?
I got all my goddamn teeth, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen, are we having technical difficulties all of a sudden here?
I mean, seriously, are we having technical difficulties?
I can't tell anymore, man.
I mean, this is just, this is.
Are we having technical difficulties here for Christ's sake?
The chat just stopped for me, engineer.
I'm serious.
So what the hell?
Is this it?
What the hell's the problem, man?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just trying to do a show here.
All right.
Everybody here, can everybody hear me?
You know, testies, testies one, two.
Here, let me, can you, can you reload everything?
Can you just reload everything and hopefully we can get some kind of a goddamn situation going on here?
All right, I don't know.
Just just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Come on, engineer.
We're in the middle of a show.
Just come on, man.
We're in the freaking middle of a show here.
And, you know, I can't read the chat.
I want to read the chat, man.
For Christ's sake, man.
Oh, Christ.
What is this?
Sorry for the confusion, ghost.
I genuinely meant to just wish you a happy Baller Friday.
I don't know what you meant with the inner circle comment.
Oh, well.
I'm drinking with y'all, buddy.
All right.
Thank you, Coaster.
I don't know.
I'm just, these people got me all freaking messed up, man.
They got me all messed up and crap, man.
I don't get it, man.
It got me all messed up, man.
I just.
I don't know, man.
Anyway, people are still hearing me.
The chat has just went dead.
I don't know what the hell's going on with YouTube.
You know, it's not just YouTube kind of acting up for all of us.
Yeah, no, YouTube is a lot of stuff going on.
John McAfee.
Oh, no, no, no, no, McAfee, man.
That guy's an idiot, dude.
That guy's a bastard.
I mean, y'all know that that son of a bitch, like, killed his neighbor in Belize because, I don't know, he was, the neighbor was, like, messing around with his teenage girlfriend, and he thought he was, he thought he was some kind of a badass or something.
And, you know, he killed him, and then he tried to pretend.
Stream is all good.
Okay, good.
Because we're, a lot of people on YouTube are having a little bit of a problem.
And, you know, I'm just, I'm just, I can't read chat.
The chat, you know, I can't read the chat.
I have no idea what the hell's going on with the chat for Christ's sake.
All right.
I have no idea what the hell's going on with the chat.
Frickin.
YouTube, come on, man.
Come on, YouTube.
I can't read the chat, which sucks because, I mean, I'd like to get to some chat room shout-outs here.
I mean, I hope that these sons of bitches can get to it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Can I fondle your balls?
Oh, God.
Man, come on, man.
Don't, don't, don't, man.
Oh, God.
Here's Jacker.
Damn, this is very interactive.
But joking aside, I opened the show in another tab.
I clicked refresh, and it's saying an error occurred.
Please try again later.
I think YouTube is dead.
I know.
What the hell's happening to YouTube?
No shit, the whole YouTube.
What happened to YouTube?
Is something happening to YouTube?
Ghost, what do you think of 4chan and 8-chan holding the musk shooter as some great hero of the white race?
You know, come on, 8chan and 4chan.
If you want my opinion, most of that 8-chan and 4chan praising that dude is a bunch of trolling.
All right.
I mean, it is what it is.
I think people need to realize what trolling is.
That goes for the federal authorities.
You know what I mean?
the federal authorities need to know what what trolling is and what isn't folks we're having technical youtube is down here YouTube is completely down.
I mean, we're down in midstream.
I can't believe this is happening.
I mean, what is YouTube doing?
Are you trying to roll something out, YouTube?
What the hell's going on here?
All right.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I have no idea what the hell's going on with YouTube.
I wish I could see the chat.
Can't see the chat.
I mean, as a matter of fact, when you go on YouTube, I mean, you can barely see anything.
Are we back?
I mean, come on, YouTube.
Come on, bro.
Let's do what's McAfee.
What is this?
McAfee knows more about crypto than you.
Plus, he has a boss.
Oh, he knows more about crypto.
All this idiot does is pump and dump fucking shit coins that nobody's ever heard of.
That's what he's done.
He's pumped and dumped a bunch of stupid, dumb fucking cryptos that nobody has ever heard of for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Can you please just shut up?
All right?
Good God.
And look, I'm telling you, I can't read the goddamn chat.
Is the chat room still up for everybody?
Because, man, YouTube is like, it's fucking up hard.
Did they update something?
And it's like, okay, you know what?
This is the perfect date to be updating something.
We should update it as close to midnight as possibly can, which everybody's probably doing stuff.
YouTube got fucked, PNG.
YouTube, what?
YouTube's getting DDoSed?
YouTube's getting DDoSed up in here for Christ's sake.
May we have radio graffiti first, then shout outs when YouTube is being less of a prick?
Well, that's a very good point.
I don't even know if we're going to have, what is this?
Can I lick the bacon bits off your cheese hole instead?
I want to drink your liquid brown poop.
Oh, God, man.
Ghost-fruited down Juta.
Shut up, asshole.
I mean, what's going on with YouTube, man?
Things are happening.
What's going on?
I mean, come on, YouTube.
It's Friday, man.
People are listening.
What are you doing, man?
Why would you even conduct any kind of an update or, you know, trying to do this or trying to do that?
Why would you do that today?
Of all days, man.
Of all goddamn days, for heaven's sake.
Come on, YouTube.
I can't see my chat, man.
I want to see my chat.
I can't see my chat.
I want to see my chat.
I want to see my chat.
I can't even see my chat, man.
I can't do it.
What's going on?
I can't do it.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I think we're back.
Are we back now?
Are we back?
We're back.
We're back.
Hey, mate.
The 20th clop off will take place at 357 Sydney City Steam.
What the hell are you talking about, aesthetic?
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
I can see you got a derpy cutie mark last night.
Man, bro, we gotta have a fucking conversation aesthetic.
I'm not even kidding around.
That's another thing we're gonna have on the agenda tomorrow on the Inner Circle meeting.
Their entire site is down all over the world.
Tried multiple VPNs.
I suggest you guys record the show on your end.
Whoa!
YouTube got taken down during the midstream.
I mean, good God.
You know what they say is happening right now.
There are solar flares coming towards the Earth.
Did y'all read about that?
That solar flares, there was going to be a solar storm on the earth, and it could be like, you know, a serious situation on electronics.
I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm not going to say that name.
Something Bama Tube.
I'm ObamaTube, okay?
Obama tube, all right?
I'm not kidding.
We're having a major solar storm on the earth.
Read it up.
I mean, you're on Google.
Read it, man.
And I want to be honest with you, Northern Lights were supposed to be very prominent tonight.
Oh, my God.
YouTube is down.
YouTube is down.
If you're listening to this stream, I strongly advise you, don't go away from your stream.
Because I'm telling you, we're in the midst of something going down here.
If people could keep us up to date with this, because this is serious business.
I mean, people are reporting that YouTube is down.
Why did you why?
Yeah, why, man?
It's freaking solar flares, man.
Les Grossman.
Oh, wait, ghost.
I got a better idea.
Oh, yeah.
Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
Then you kill him.
Do your thing.
Skin the fucking bastard.
Go to town.
All right.
We get it, Les Grossman.
All right.
All right, just fuck yourself.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
There's Jackler.
It's not solar flares.
YouTube is just unreliable idiots.
Their 2018 YouTube rewind is a prime example of that.
Oh, Jackler said it.
Jackler said it.
Solar flares equals ghost farts.
Yeah, real funny, idiot.
I mean, serious.
Read about the solar storm that we're having here.
Okay?
If you don't believe me, all right?
I mean, you know, we're on the internet.
You can look this shit up.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
People got me belching over here.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And look, I just want to put it on the record.
YouTube, I didn't say what Jackler said.
Okay, so I'm just saying.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
And I don't know what happened to YouTube, but things are happening right now on YouTube.
People aren't being able to connect to it.
Things are getting very, very precarious around here.
I don't know what's happening to YouTube.
What's going on?
Can anybody give us some news here?
I'm looking out here.
I can't see any news going on.
All right.
What is this?
Aesthetic again.
I wasn't donating ghost.
Someone is pretending to be me.
Here's proof I'm this is the real me.
Alpha and male symbol.
You know what it means.
All right.
All right.
I hope that's the real aesthetic.
I hope that's the real aesthetic.
If McAfee was doing this stream, it would still be up.
He is an actual millionaire.
Oh, shut your eyes.
Get off.
McAfee's cock.
Are you kidding me?
Get off McAfee's cock, dude.
Are you kidding me?
The dude's a murderer, man.
He was lucky he was able to smuggle himself out of South America and put himself on American soil so he wouldn't have to suffer prosecution for the murder that he's alleged of doing out there in Belize.
All right.
So shut up.
Don't sit here and put McAfee on some kind of a pedestal, man.
He's a piece of crap, man.
He's a piece of trash.
And you can tell him I said that.
I hate, I'm not joking.
I don't like John McAfee, man.
I think he's a piece of garbage.
It's one thing.
Never mind.
I hate Jujustube.
I don't know what the hell that.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
I'm just saying, folks, this is why YouTube could be having some problems here.
There's a solar storm.
What is this?
What?
Dark meme magic?
I doubt that's a girl.
That's a trap.
It's not a goddamn freaking girl.
Dark meme magic girl.
There's no dark meme magic girls out here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
YouTube can read that comment all they want.
It's true.
It's actually proven.
Worst video on the entire platform.
Most disliked video on the whole website.
Worse than Justin Bieber's baby video.
People remember that.
It was Jackler there, baby.
Oh!
And Dark Meme Girl said YouTube took down the stream because you talk about surprise butt sex too much.
Oh, is that what everybody wants to talk about today, huh?
Everybody wants to talk a little bit about the education of surprise butt sex.
Huh?
Is that what everybody wants to do?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Here's Jackler.
Jacqueline Host.
Ghost might be right.
YouTube came back, then dropped dead again.
So don't refresh the stream tab.
Shut up, Jacqueline.
I'm the host, you son of a bitch.
Don't sit there and put a goddamn name like that in text-to-speech, you sorry sack of trash.
I'm the host.
Ghost!
Ghost is the host!
The host with the most.
And I don't mean to brag or boast, all right?
Just say it.
And shut up, assholes.
Ghost likes to talk about butt sex because that's what he does.
He loves it.
No, I read Huffington Post.
I read Vox.
I read these buzz feeds, man.
I mean, I'm telling you, this is what they're writing in these sick publications.
There is a Huffington Post article out there that states, and I'm going to quote the following.
This is the title that I'm paraphrasing.
I've got intestinal parasites from Reming.
I know I'm not the only one.
Huh?
How do you like that?
That's journalism.
That's journalism right now.
All right?
That's journalism.
So, you know, just because I have knowledge about what's going on doesn't mean that I actually had to do it.
Okay?
This is what these six sons of bitches are actually posting in their articles.
And I'm reading this and I'm like, what the actual, what the hell, man?
That Is Journalism Right Now00:09:55
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm going to finish this beer.
And look, I'm already.
I've been here for three effing hours, man.
Wasting my Baller Friday away, man.
Wasting an episode 36 away.
You know, today, President Trump got cleared.
He got cleared of Russia collusion.
He'll get off his cock the moment you stop blowing Donald Trump's cock every night.
Oh, go shove it up your ass, you moron.
Donald Trump is the modern-day George Washington, you son of a bitch.
This son of a bitch is the most pro-American president in our lifetime.
If we had not had Donald Trump, we would have been just like the EU.
All right?
We'd have been just like the EU.
I want him to talk about butt sex because he acts so fruity and makes for perfect splices.
You know what, dark meme magician girl?
The only reason I talk about butt sex is for educational and entertainment purposes only.
And if you notice, whenever I talk about surprise butt sex, you notice that the donations seem to go down.
And the reason is, is because they want to know this information.
Nobody tells them about this information.
Do you understand what I'm saying there, you scumbags?
All right?
You freaking autistic, anal-loving, meat-gazing bitch chits having migrant mouth-hugging pieces of garbage.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ.
Look at all the freaking people.
Most of them are fake anyway.
BuzzFeed, Fox, Wall Street Journal.
They just need to incinerate their entire workforce and start again.
I agree.
I agree, Jack.
I agree.
But the folks that are on the LGBTQ persuasion are very verbally explicit in their articles.
And I don't think enough people really listen or read because I'm telling you all the gross shit that I'm telling you about surprise, but sex.
You can read in these articles.
What the hell?
McMcAfee.
He wouldn't have cucked on immigration.
Oh, shoving up your ass.
Are you kidding me?
Wow.
Plus, he fucks whales on the rag.
Oh, my God.
You're such an idiot.
If you like John McAfee, you're a complete and utter buffoon.
All right.
You're a complete and utter buffoon for Christ's sake, man.
All right, listen.
Now, now, now I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, okay?
Now I've got to do it.
And since I've been on for three hours, three goddamn hours with you sick, demented internet people, I guess, I guess we're going to go ahead and do some shout outs when I come back.
All right.
And then we'll go into radio graffiti, which is everybody, which everybody's circle jerking for.
I'm sure if we did an audio patch in most of the people that are in the chat room, it would sound like this.
That's what it would sound like if we patched an audio patch to everybody in the chat room once I said radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, let me just chug this beer.
All right.
Engineer, put on the goddamn intro music.
What is this?
How many times have you taken Donald Trump's meat in your dusty can?
Go shut up.
All you do is blow Donald Trump until he gets to the bottom.
Don't disrespect my president.
Don't disrespect Donald Trump, all right?
Ghost barebacks for Trump.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
Donald Trump is the modern-day George Washington, whether you idiots like it or not.
All right.
He's the modern-day George Washington.
And by the way, today he got cleared of Russia-Trump collusion.
All right.
It is the end of Robert Mueller's investigation.
So what are you left-wing longhairs going to talk about now?
What are you going to do now?
Sons of bitches.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm dulcing.
Go ahead and leave when you get challenged by the truth.
McAfee is the best.
McAfee is a goddamn piece of trash.
Shut up.
Put on the intro music, which is called Insanity Control.
It is royalty.
God damn it, Jackler.
Stop trying to do my job.
Stop doing my job, you piece of crap.
Look, just put on the music, all right?
Put on the intro music.
It's called Insanity Control.
It's royalty-free heavy metal music on YouTube.
You can find it.
Don't go anywhere, you scumbags.
If you want some goddamn shout-outs in the chat room, if you want some radio graffiti, then sit your ass right there.
I gotta go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you people fantasize about every time you go to sleep.
And I'll be right goddamn back.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
Throw it on, engineer.
on the goddamn music for Christ's sake with each other.
Take it out, all right.
God, man, I'm sorry for you folks that were like asking, like, hey, ghost, what's going on?
You know, I mean, Man, I mean, I gotta, I gotta, I, I can't believe I'm even here.
Let's just put it this way.
All right, I can't believe I'm even here.
All right, let me have one more beer.
Oh, shit.
Get all this goddamn garbage crap out over the fucking place because of you people.
Am I on the air engineer?
I mean, shit, man.
Spit Shine McAfee Wee Wee00:05:33
Before I get to chat room shout-outs, let me go ahead and get more beer.
Woo!
You're damn right, baby.
You're goddamn right, man.
Listen, I mean, it's a Baller Friday.
Do you understand that President Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion, baby?
Woo!
It's time to celebrate, huh?
What are these leftists and these Democrats going to do now, huh?
Hey, Peter Schiff, I know that you're all upset and you're going to be like, I want more investigations because I'm a stupid idiot.
All right, what is this?
Hey, Ghostler.
I was wondering why you're so obsessed with wanting females to be traps.
I knew you were pretty fruity, but come on.
Hey, look, first of all, shut up, bitch.
All right.
First of all, that's all I have been getting for the past 11 years, you idiot.
All right?
Stupid broad.
Go in the kitchen and make somebody a sandwich.
All right, there, dark me magician girl.
All right.
Why don't you go over there and make somebody a Black Forest ham sandwich?
How you like that?
I'm sure that got you off.
I'm sure that got your little, your little cheese hole puckered, huh?
Give me a break, you dumb broad.
I'm telling you, let me tell you, if you were in the kitchen, woman, you would probably have more skills than some woman that's coming out and has a woman's studies degree or, you know, just shut up.
All right.
You got my goddamn beer.
All right.
What am I doing?
What am I doing here?
I don't even know what I'm doing here for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
Let me take one more hit of my goddamn smoke.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to put on a couple more flakes.
All right.
Let me get another bud.
I'm just going to put on a couple more flakes and then we're going to smoke.
All right.
And then we're going to drink.
And then maybe we'll go to chat room shout outs from you scumbags.
All right.
How do you like that, huh?
What a great Bowler Friday that you fucking idiots have turned this into, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You goddamn assholes have turned this goddamn Baller Friday into a piece of crap.
Do you understand what I'm telling you, you dirty diaper eating, elongated foreskin having, clubfoot fetish having, anal leakage loving, goo cheese-loving, scat-snorting piece of goddamn chicken-eating piece of cornboy crap?
That's what you've done.
And now what I'm going to do is I'm going to partake in inhaling the devil's lettuce once it is set on fire.
Let me demonstrate, shall we?
Yeah, very good.
Very good.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
You got to hold it and let it brain it.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I buy that for a dollar At least McAfee doesn't soil a wheelchair like you I'll Also, McAfee would be real man and admit it if he wanted to be.
You know, who the hell is this John McAfee himself?
I mean, you better be John McAfee or better be spit-shining John McAfee's wee wee or something there.
Who is this idiot?
John McAfee 2020.
Give me a fucking break.
Are you kidding me?
You better be spit-shining McAfee's wee wee for this because, I mean, give me a break.
jesus christ give me another beer all right Let me have one more smoke and without any further ado.
Hold on.
Without any further ado, let's just go ahead.
Christ, man.
Jesus, man.
I gotta blow up my nose, hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
All right.
That was the hit that did it.
All right.
You know, that hit brought tears to my eyes and mucus to my snout.
Give me another goddamn Kleenex, for heaven's sake, man.
I can't get the mucus out of my snout, man.
Dimebag Daryl Tears To My Eyes00:14:51
All right, there it is.
There, there it is.
I buy that for a dollar.
Shit-free antiviruses.
You know, those antiviruses suck, man.
They're hogs, man.
They're fucking system hogs.
Junos?
What is everybody's obsession with that fucking moon of Jupiter or whatever the hell it's Saturn?
Whatever.
What is up with Juno?
Why do y'all like Juno so much, man?
All right.
I think it's about time to get to that part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about chat room shout-outs, even though you scumbags have made me look like a goddamn idiot and a fucking fool on episode 36.
President Trump has been cleared of Russia collusion.
Remember that.
Eat it, you liberals.
Eat it, you Democrats.
No Russia collusion.
All right.
Do we have any chat room shout-outs, engineer?
I'm so sick of these idiots.
You have chat room shout-outs?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Whatever ghost, you get on here and suck off Trump in actual cuck for four hours.
Shut up, man.
McAfee 2020, you son of a bitch.
Do you understand that Trump is the modern J George Washington, man?
He's been the most pro-American president since goddamn Teddy Roosevelt.
All right?
Don't you understand that?
So shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
I want to get to goddamn chat room shout outs, but of course these idiots are text-to-speech.
They won't let me talk.
All right.
One more swig of beer.
You know, I can't get drunk.
I can't get high enough.
All right.
Liz Porter, what's going on?
RX Matrix, what's going on?
Keem Scarce, Bond Dawton, Void, Mecho Unknown.
That's disgusting.
Ghost Halamo, the Furby, Furb Guy.
And hey, Baka Survivor, I thought you were my friend, you faggot.
I MEAN, YOU BAGGIT!
YOU BA- FUCKING SHIT THEM!
YAAAH!
I said bagged.
God damn it.
I said bagged.
All right.
That's what I said.
Everybody heard it.
said baguette night prowler Jamie Williamson.
He's Cuckler III.
Jamie Williamson is Cuckler III.
Tomorrow, man, I'll email your goddamn freaking your intro to the inner circle, man.
All right.
All right.
B. Ed King.
Colonel Trancisco from Steel Brigade.
Mario Sonic Boss.
Saw it all in Montreal.
David 245611.
Kiss me, me till Milwaukee.
There's lightning note.
That son of a bitch.
Rocker66006.
Redhead Hunter.
We got Maga Rapeda.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Sir Snafflepuss.
Hybrid J, Tyler Hayden, Yoka Jesus Hot Rod.
The Scatman.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
We today just takes a normal inhale and exhale to get the full high.
No one does.
We are concerned for your health and want to get away from it.
You're a puss if you don't hold it in.
That's what we did back in the old boomer days.
That's what we did.
I'm not saying that disgusting name, you piece of crap.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
We've got Aaron Tolman, Chair Sniffer, Dead Opossum.
I am smoking Chris.
I'm not going to say that.
We've got Sneakiest Chameleon.
Yeah, real funny.
DJ Boy Pussy.
Yeah, real funny, stupid photo with Bill Wagner, you idiot.
The Scatman, Dyer Griffin, SLO, Rail Fanning, Action Capitalist, you fucking piece of crap.
Mario Luigi and Yoshi, Doom Sector, Neon Knight Rider, Tiger Uppercut.
And let me tell you something.
Tiger Uppercut, I thought you were with me.
You're just another troll, you piece of crap.
All right.
I watch the goddamn chat room, man.
My focus is on the chat room, so I know who's with me and who isn't.
Olive Yaksiloff, Thumbmuck, Frontier Justice Dazzlings fam, whatever the hell that means.
We got Bob Tom, Ghost and I. I'm not going to say that fucking disgusting name.
We got Lord Slayer Bone.
I don't even know what the hell that Marks Jesker.
Dorito Murrito.
I know what Morse code is, Ghost.
I just don't think your bookshelf is trying to talk to you.
Shut up.
Who the hell is that?
Cooper?
Shut up, Cooper, alright?
I mean, I'm trying to do something here, all right?
We got Ghost the Fulcan Facet.
You fucking asshole.
I know what that means.
You son of a bitch.
The Deployable Troll, Blake, Gizmo 2046, Mr. Falco Punch, X Drang93, Levon Media, the Big Tomahawk, Hail Doxler.
No, that's not funny, man.
That's not fun.
Don't do that.
Don't even do that.
Don't even kid around about that.
Do you understand me?
We got Death Bacon, and yes, shove your bag hits up your ass.
Josh, what's up, Josh?
Erica does, the trap.
Bullet bag Daryl.
Bullet bag.
Bullet bag Daryl, you fucking asshole.
No!
No!
Don't you dare make fun of Dimebag like that, you son of a bitch!
I know what you mean by that, you son of a bitch!
Don't you dare make fun of Dimebag Daryl!
Don't you dare, man!
You son of a bitch!
Dimebag Daryl made metal!
All right, the Abbott brothers!
Pan fucking Terra!
Pan fucking Terra made metal!
So sit there and shut up!
You son of a bitch!
Who else do we have?
These idiots, man.
It's happening, maybe, whatever the hell that means.
Esoteric the Free.
We got Unreal Alchemist, whatever the hell that means.
Pickleman.
I don't know whether you're with me or not.
You're kind of iffy.
We got Ramillion, Bass Loller.
I remember Bass Roller.
Ben Jackler, he ruined the guy Fox mask.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Daryl got shot.
LOL, you fucking assholes.
Daryl got.
Daryl got stuck.
You son of a f ⁇ ing bitch.
I'll learn this fucking shit.
I'll learn this goddamn show if you keep making fun of Dime Bag Daryl or Vinny Paul or any of them.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, man.
Do you understand, man?
The Abbott brothers, man.
Dimebag Daryl.
Vinny Paul, they made metal.
They recreated metal, man.
They made metal beautiful, you piece of crap.
So sit there and shut up and don't disrespect the memory of dime bag.
Don't, don't you fucking dare.
Just don't you goddamn dare, man.
Dimebag Daryl, R.I.P. Vinny Paul, R.I.P. If you want my personal opinion, Villain Selmo should have went before then, in my opinion.
What is this?
Debate filth heretic.
Vinny and Daryl are fags.
You fucking shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't disrespect the Abbott brothers like that, man.
They are metal.
They recreated metal, you son of a bitch.
So shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dimebag got smoked.
You fucking asshole.
I'm gonna end this goo!
Dimebag got smoke!
Fucking asshole!
Shut up!
Everybody, just shut up and shut up now!
Or I'm gonna end the stamp show!
I'm gonna end this goddamn show, man!
Here's McAfee.
McAfee is a true capitalist.
Shut up.
He is actually rich, unlike Trump, who has to be able to do it.
Shut up as well.
Shut your stupid stinking salmon villain hole, man.
Just shut up.
All right.
McAfee's a piece of crap, man.
You can tell him I said that.
You can tell him I said that.
Now, you stupid troll terrorist tort punks.
You better not disrespect the Abbott Brothers again.
Because if you do, I'm out of here.
And I'm going to be out of here without a goddamn Radio Graffiti, man.
Daryl first goes next, you suffer bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Everybody, just shut the hell up.
Just shut your shit.
Just shut up.
Daryl is a fruit ball.
He's not a fruit ball, man.
Shut up.
He's the godfather of metal guitar.
He's the godfather of metal guitar, you scumbags.
You unappreciative scumbags, man.
RIP, dime band, Daryl.
Alright?
And his brother, Vinnie Paul, man.
Fucking metal drummer, man.
Just fucking assholes, man.
You're assholes, man.
You're assholes, man.
You're hidden below the belt.
And that's what you trolls are good at, huh?
That's what you trolls are good at.
You're hidden below the belt.
So shut the fuck up.
Or I'm going to end this goddamn broadcast with no goddamn Radio Graffiti.
You understand me?
Do you understand me?
Pantera's overrated.
Selper Tuda is bad.
Silper Tuta.
Selpa Tuta.
Are you joking me?
What do you like from Silper Tura?
Roots?
Bloody Roots?
It's the only English language that I know, so I'm going to say it again.
Roots!
Bloody Roots!
I mean, give me a break, man.
Selperto doesn't even know English.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
All right?
You don't know metal.
I know metal.
You understand that?
All right.
I know metal.
Roots!
Bloody roots!
Get the hell out of here.
Get out of here!
Daryl and Stevie and hell, look at these assholes.
You're talking about Stevie Rayvon, too, huh?
You son of a bitch.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Why do the great ones get taken from us so soon when we got stupid internet people?
Look at them in the chat room.
Look at these scumbags in the chat room for Christ's sake.
We got stupid waste of life like this.
Oh, God.
I buy that for a dollar.
Dime baguette, Daryl!
You fucking asshole!
Dime baguette, dude!
You fucking damn!
Shut up!
Dime baguette, Daryl!
Ah!
You son of a bitch!
You all shut the hell off, y'all.
Shut your stupid ass up right now, man.
You all shut up!
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Don't do that!
Don't go there!
Don't do that!
Don't go there, man!
Dime baguette, Daryl, you fucking bastards, man!
You're bastards, man!
You're herpy schlum-fluffing, dingle-berry-extracting, ass-blasted, deucey-assed assholes is what you are, man.
Each and every one of you, man.
Dimebaguette, Daryl, you fucking assholes, man. Jesus Christ, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost, since you're into metal, have you heard of Acid Bath?
They were a 90s sludge metal band.
Sadly, the bassist died in a car accident in 1997.
I remember Acid Bath.
I know metal.
I know metal.
All right.
I know napalm death.
All right.
I know the I know real metal.
All right.
Fucking Slayer.
All right.
Slayer.
I know real metal.
All right.
Cannibal Corpse.
All right.
I know real metal.
All right.
Hey, there's Spectre for $2, man.
Is that the Spectre I know?
Fucking Spectre, man.
He's a South.
He's from South Africa, man.
Cheers, Spectre.
I know who you are, man.
I'm telling you, I know real fucking metal, man.
All right.
Know Real Metal Slayer And Napalm00:15:03
Now, people are saying, was Slipknot metal?
Slipknot was real metal until they started, you know, pussing out with Rick Rubin as being the producer.
I had to say it.
Rick Rubin, once he started producing their crap, it started sounding like a piece of crap.
You know, come on, man.
I mean, they were starting to do slow music.
And then you had the fucking lead singer go and do Stone Sour.
Like, we didn't.
Like, we don't know that's you, Corey.
Like, we don't know that's you being a fruit bowl with Stone Sour.
Stone Sour.
I'm a Fruit Bowl.
I mean, like, we don't know that's you, man.
And by the way, did you hear the latest from Slipknot?
What is this?
Most Fire 2018 album.
I've never even heard of those.
Trev Colt.
I've never even heard of them.
But did you hear that?
Have you ever seen Slipknot in concert or have you ever seen him on like a Jay Leno show or something?
What is this?
You should crack out some shrum.
It was a side project from Acid Bath.
All right, I'll check it out, man.
The guy that hits, like, you've seen them in live, right?
There's some idiot that hits like a barrel or something, and that's all he does.
He hits a barrel.
He's like, oh, bam.
He hits a barrel or something.
This idiot is now suing Slipknot because he thinks he deserves more money for hitting a fucking Daryl.
I'm not even kidding.
If you're a real man, then you will debate McAfee, you self-hating Jew.
McAfee doesn't want none of this.
Do you understand me?
McAfee doesn't want none of this.
McAfee doesn't want none of this, bro.
So sit there and shut up.
I'll debate anybody.
I'll debate anybody and make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Lol, you died.
Lol Lol, you died.
Dimebag shotgun barrel, you fucking piece of fucking asshole.
Asshole!
Shut up about Dimebag Daryl, you son of a bitch!
Shut up, man!
I'm not even joking around, man.
You're hitting me personal with Dime Bag Daryl.
I'm not even choking around, man.
Dimebag.
I love Dime Bag Daryl, man.
That guy was fucking awesome.
All right.
He's, I mean, have y'all ever seen the Pantera home videos, man?
I mean, this, I mean, I feel like empty that I wasn't able to be rich enough so I could party with Dime Bag Daryl.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Dimebag fucking Daryl, you pieces of crap.
And you people are going to sit here and try to, you know, oh, we're going to make friend of Dimebag Daryl.
Look at this.
What is this?
Listen to Skillet, Christian Rock, Skillet, or Good Christian.
What?
I'd buy that for Ben Shapiro.
I would like to send you a free copy of my new book, The Right Side of History.
No.
Please lace me with that and I will gladly ship it as soon as I receive compensation for shipping and no thanks ghost.
No, Ben Shapiro, no thank you, okay?
No thank you for a dollar.
Penny Pinch Daryl.
Listen, man, seriously, I'm not going to do Raider Graffiti if you're going to keep fucking disrespecting Dime Bag Daryl, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
Dimebag Daryl was metal.
Do you understand?
Semfrofy Nathan Gale, Marine Marksman, sent 15 rounds into shut up.
Shut your ass.
Shut up, Nickelback Daryl.
You fucking asshole.
You asshole.
It's not funny.
God, it's not funny, man.
It's not funny.
RIP Audi Per T. Listen, man.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm going to end this broadcast if you fucking people continue to disrespect the memory of Dime Bag Daryl, man.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
I'm not joking around.
If you're going to keep disrespecting the memory of Dime Bag Daryl, I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right?
So shut your stupid troll terrorist ass up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Daryl save fag.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not saying that sick fucking name, man.
All right?
Just leave Dime Bag Daryl alone, man.
And just forget about all this crap.
Oh, my God, my heart.
Listen to Los Trogres del Norte.
What the fuck is that?
What the hell is that?
Los Trogres del Norte.
R.I.P. Daryl, man.
Fuck those.
You're damn right, man.
R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl.
It's goddamn right, you scumbag trolls.
R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl, man.
Imagine the Panteragons.
What the hell is the Panteragons, you son of a bitch?
And shut up, Ben Shapiro!
I'll make you look lower than the Gefelt fish on the bottom of your shoe.
Ben Shapiro, I will make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Die Fag Daryl.
Pantera's actually trash, you boomer.
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
What do you have that's so great?
What do you have that has the balls of Pantera, man?
I'm talking about the Cowboys from Hell album, the vulgar display of power album, huh?
Huh?
Far Beyond Driven album, and their hardest album, which is my personal favorite, the great Southern Trendkill album, you son of a bitch.
The Great Southern Trendkill album.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right?
I was trying to do some goddamn chat room shout-outs.
And of course, you idiots, man.
You know, you're all out here trying to troll me, man.
You know, you're out here, you know, trying to disrespect the memory of Dime Bag Daryl and Vinny Paul, man, which made metal.
They made metal.
They fucking made metal, man.
Mr. Maury Fallout Boy was better than Pan.
Fucking fuck Fallout Boy.
Fallout Boy.
Are you shitting me?
Casshole?
Usually would troll, but seriously, R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl.
You're damn right, man.
Dimebag was not worth a penny, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Seto kebab dime bag daryl more like leadhead Daryl.
You fucking ass off.
Fucking asshole.
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
You said you'll debate anyone, but you won't debate me, because you know I'll cuck you harder than Trump cucked on immigration and shut up, man.
Filthy heretic.
You're a dumb fruit bowl, man.
I gave you, I said I gave you the four.
What did you do?
Well, you have to prove to me you're a freaking stupid fruit bowl.
Dime f- Shut up, man.
Shut the hell up.
Maybe dime bag Daryl's body will get you enough for a dime bag worth of weed from the Mexican king.
Oh, you swear that's a good thing.
But that's giving him way too much.
Mr. Knackers, man, you son of a f- Shut up!
Loose change, Daryl!
Loose Change Daryl, man!
Fuck you, man!
Son of a bitch!
Loose Change Daryl!
Son of a bitch, man!
You're assholes!
Vinny Paul, cowboy red.
Stop talking!
Stop!
Stop, man!
Whilst Tigris Del Norte are metal.
Listen, shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up and stop talking about it, man.
You're pissing me off.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Just.
Stop, man.
Body bag, Daryl.
Bodyback fucking dick.
Bitch!
God damn it!
Stop!
You stupid Trollter and sons of bitches!
Stop!
Just stop this crap now!
Stop, man!
Stop besmirching the name of the Abbott brothers!
Stop besmirching the name of Pantera!
Stop!
Stop it!
Now I'm gonna end this show, you ungrateful Trolltairs, sons of bitches!
I'm gonna end this soon!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Why?
Bye, bye. Bye, bye.
You assholes, stop dissing Pantera.
Oh, you all Ice Magician, man!
Now you're on my side, huh?
Now you're on my side, huh?
You son of a bitch, man.
Pissed on dime, shut up.
I'm not saying that name.
Fuck you.
I'm not saying that.
Shut up, man.
Dime Fi Get Roll.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what the hell that means, man.
And shut up, Ben Shapiro!
$15.99 to cover shipping and handling.
I'll send you copies of my most popular books.
Bully.
Hold on.
Why would shut up, Ben Shapiro?
I give Dimebag Death a one.
One shotgun shell.
His funeral only cost him a dime.
You see how these sick booty pie people are, man?
You see how these sick booty pie people are, man.
Oh, God, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dimebag roasting in hell, man.
Just shut up, man.
Why not?
Dimeban roasted in hell.
Just shut up, man.
Dimebag 187, man.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up, bro.
I'm going to end this broadcast.
I'm going to end this show, man.
I was right in the middle of doing some chat room shout-outs.
And, you know, all the people, man, that are waiting, that are waiting for radio graffiti, man.
I think I'm gonna stop this shit, man.
I think I'm gonna stop it, man.
I think I'm gonna stop it, man.
Don't besmirch Pantera.
And don't besmirch Dimebag Daryl and Vinnie Paul.
God damn it.
They are metal.
They are metal.
They are metal, man.
They're fucking metal and you knew it.
Oh, Jesus.
Dime fuck troll.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
Shut up.
And if that's something disrespectful to dime bags, shut up.
As a fellow metalhead, these trolls are making metalheads angry.
Especially me.
I know I'm not alone.
Literally if you are trolls, but it's true.
Stop.
Just stop is right, man.
Just stop, man.
Diebag Daryl.
Die.
Fucking asshole.
Diebag.
Diebag.
Dude.
Dave.
Dude.
Dude.
Ah, God damn it, man.
Shut up.
Stop donating all you stupid troll terrorist punks.
Stop donating.
Oh, it's just stop.
Just stop donating, man.
Stop.
Just stop, man.
I've been here for th- What the- I've been here for three hours and 43 minutes.
Are you kidding me?
Three hours and 44 minutes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, God.
God damn you, trolls.
God damn you.
God damn you, man.
Oh, God.
Dime, second gayest text.
Fucking shut up.
Shut up, man.
Get on with the show already.
Also, no one gives a shit about you, Dessey.
Shut up.
You all, all of you, shut up.
All of you, shut up, man.
These assholes don't deserve radio graffiti, Anonymous said, huh?
Anonymous said these assholes don't deserve radio graffiti.
You don't deserve it.
No shit, man.
No shit.
You don't deserve it, man.
Look what you've done, man.
Look at what you've done.
Look at what you've all done.
Oh, oh, look at the chat room.
Oh, all of a sudden, they want radio graffiti.
They're like, radio graffiti, please, ghosts.
Radio graffiti, please, ghost.
Oh, yeah.
How in the hell?
And why in the hell should I give radio graffiti to you stupid troll terrorist turkey tit sporting punks?
Why?
Huh?
You've made my goddamn Paul Friday and episode 36 a living hell.
President Trump got cleared of Russia collusion.
This should be a time to celebrate, you son of a fucking bitch.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck, man?
You see, I dropped my weed now, you fucking good fucking asshole.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, God, man.
You see what I'm saying?
I dropped my fucking weed.
Pantera stocks down by a dime.
Pantera stocks down by a dime.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch.
Shut the hell up, all of you.
You sick macabre pricks.
Shut up.
Pantera for Univision.
Shut up, man.
Fun fact.
One of the officers who arrived on the scene of Dimebag Daryl's assassination was Officer James Nigmeyer.
Christ.
Goes to show that those niggers really are slow.
Oh, shut up, man.
Shut your ass.
Pantera Stocks Down By A Dime00:17:51
And now for the medals.
Lead went up 500% in Daryl Abbott's December 8th, 2020.
I'm going to not do radio graffiti because of these punks.
I want you all to know that.
Drop dime bag meme.
I'm not.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
I'm not going to get to Radio Graffiti.
These people are going to do this.
Radio graffiti people are not TTS trolls.
That's why.
Remember, they think they are poor, so they hate each other.
Or did you forget?
No, Jackler, don't do that, man.
You see why?
You see what I'm saying?
Jackler's trying to bring in class warfare, man.
187 shots in Columbus.
Man, I'm going to end this show, man.
I'm not even joking.
And you people want me to do a Saturday Night Troll show?
You can't even let me do this show.
Nickelback and dime bag.
You're not even letting me do my show, man.
You're not even letting me do my show.
You're not even letting me do my show, man.
I just.
Hold on, man.
I dropped my weed, man.
I gotta fucking get the goddamn fucking light.
Give me a light, man.
I can't fucking...
Jesus Christ.
That's all I need is Templeton eating this shit, man.
God damn it, man.
You see what you people are making me.
Do you see what you people are making me do?
I don't want to do radio graffiti.
You know, I'm tired of you people, man.
I'm tired of you people doing this.
Anon.
Relax, ghost.
The TTS trolls will run out of welfare soon enough.
Hey, Anon, that's what I thought.
They're not, man.
They're not.
Look at this.
Dimebag cornered lead mark.
Dime fucking cornered the fucking lead market, you fucking son of a f ⁇ !
Pantera was never good.
They really did rip everyone off.
Desi, go eat a dick, you petio.
Shut up, man!
Pantera was metal!
They were metal, you fucking asshole, man!
You fucking assholes!
Fucking Pantera was metal!
It created metal!
It redefined metal!
Man, you guys are assholes, alright?
I don't even really want to do a goddamn radio graffiti, man.
And shut up in the chat room, man!
You don't tell me what to do!
Alright?
Nobody!
And I mean nobody tells me what to do!
I do what I want, man.
I do what I feel and I do what I like.
Dropped his crack.
Fuck you.
I don't smoke crack, alright, asshole.
Crack is whack.
Alright, shut up.
Radio graffiti or troll war.
Are you threatening me?
Are you threatening me?
Radio graffiti or troll war.
Abbott Brothers burning in hell, man.
God damn it, you troll terrorist and cyber vermin.
You're sick.
They were metal until they decided to do the never-ending concert Six Feet Under.
You fucking assholes, man.
Stop talking about them.
Stop talking about the Abbott brothers, man.
Stop talking about Dimebag Daryl and fucking Pitty Paw, man.
Stop it.
Fucking anthems.
Stop.
Stop!
Stop!
Jesus.
I mean, why?
I mean, why?
Why the hell do you even want me to have a radio graffiti, man?
You people have ruined this, man.
Today, Trump got exonerated, you scumbags.
He got exonerated from Russia-Trump collusion.
The Robert Mueller investigation is over.
The Robert Mueller investigation is over.
This is the time to celebrate.
But instead, you assholes are sitting here, man.
I don't know what the fuck.
I mean, what is your problem, man?
What is your problem, man?
Did Daryl drop loot?
Ben Pantera, you fucking piece of shit.
Ben Pantera!
Shut up, bitch!
Shut the fuck up!
God damn it, man.
Listen, I'm this fucking close, man.
I'm talking about this goddamn close to not having any goddamn radio graffiti.
And you punks just sit there and wax your carrot.
All right?
Shut up, Ben Shapiro.
I'll lead the youth to the promised land with serious content and thought leadership while you can.
Ben Shapiro, shut up.
You're a disgruntled autist.
That's every time I listen to you.
You sound like a disgruntled autist.
Celebrate with radio graffiti?
Well, I'm not.
I don't know, man.
I don't fucking know, man.
I need to drink some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's Baller Friday, man.
Robert Mueller has ended his investigations.
No more prosecutions.
President Trump is cleared.
He is cleared of Russia-Trump collusion, man.
And while you idiots are trolling me, man, making my life a living hell, making me look like an idiot, man.
This is a time to celebrate.
This is a time to celebrate, man.
And that's why I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I'm drinking, man.
I'm drinking like a fish.
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol because of all you fucking trolls, man.
Because of all you trolls.
And all I'm trying to do is fucking take the pain away.
That's all I want to do.
I just want to fucking take the fucking pain away.
Daryl did drop loot.
I got a green pump shotgun, but there wasn't any ammo.
I had to go raid the CX network for some.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
That's not funny, man.
All right.
That's not goddamn fucking funny, man.
Oh, my God, man.
I should just end this show, man.
I should just end this fucking show, man.
I'm trying to self-medicate myself with alcohol and tetrahydrocanneminol, and it ain't working, man.
I mean, you see these people, man.
They're besmirching the memory of Dimebag Daryl.
They're besmirching the memory of Iddie Paul, man.
Disgruntled autist.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
You shut your mouth.
Mr. Maury.
Mr. Maury.
Don't let the trolls fuck you up.
Mr. Maury, for the $25, man.
Thank you, Mr. Maury.
I've got a wife.
She's in the next goddamn room, you son of a bitch, fake jackler.
Mr. Maury, man.
Thank you for the $25 dono for Mr. Maury, baby.
And look at the haters in the chat.
Look at the haters in the chat.
Cheers to Mr. Maurit, baby.
Cheers to Mr. Maurep.
And shove it up your ass, you haters in the chat room, man.
Shove it straight up your hater ass.
Cheers, Mr. Maury, man, for the $25.
All right.
All right.
I was going to get off.
I was going to leave you goddamn trolls hanging.
I was just going to end the show, but you could thank Mr. Maurep over here, man.
You can thank Mr. Maur Eap for Radio Graffiti to happen, alright?
You know, y'all want Radio Graffiti?
I want to go, woohoo, radio graffiti.
All that crap.
Well, you know what?
You can thank Mr. Maurep, okay?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Teabag Daryl asshole.
Teapag.
Listen, man, I'm not going to react to that.
I'm not going to let you do this, man.
All right.
Mr. Maurep is in the house.
He did the $25.
We're going to do some Radio Graffiti.
Quit, bitch.
Ghost of Dime Bag, you son of a bitch.
I've got your bitch.
All right.
I've got your bitch, you son of a bitch.
Oh, God.
I've got your bitch.
Let me take another chug of this beer.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got a full bladder now because of you scumbags.
I got a full bladder now because of you scumbags, man.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
How many goddamn beers have I had, man?
Two, four, six, eight, nine.
Nine beers.
Three shots.
I got to drain the main vein again, all right?
I'm sorry, man.
It's three hours and 56 fucking minutes, man.
I've been on here for almost four hours.
And all you people that are in the goddamn chat room saying I got a bad prostate, I got a weak bladder, shove it up, your ass, all right?
I've had a lot of beers.
I've had a lot of shots.
All right.
I've had a lot of beers.
I've had a lot of shots.
Shut up.
I'm not a lightweight.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
Shut up.
I don't have a dying liver.
Shut up.
I just drink a lot of beer, man.
I fill myself up with a lot of piss and fury, man.
All right.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you people are always bitching about.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
I got to drain the main vein, man.
Look at this.
Three hours and 58 minutes I've been on this goddamn fucking show.
Can you believe that?
I haven't even gotten to the financial insight.
I haven't even got to the political social commentary.
Water in Mrs. Ghost's bowl.
Man, shut up, man.
Stop talking.
All right.
Shut up.
Just shut your stupid stinking holes.
All right.
I mean, all of you just shut up, man.
I'm serious.
No.
I've got to go drain the main vein.
We're going to put on insanity control again.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ben Pantera.
Your taste in music sucks.
Fuck you, you asshole.
Shut up, man!
No radio graffiti, please, not deserved.
I shouldn't have radio graffiti for these scumbags.
Huh?
Daryl got the barrel.
Daryl got the fucking asshole!
No shit!
Man, there should be no radio graffiti!
Son of a bitch!
There should be no radio graffiti.
Graham Cracker Liver.
Graham Cracker Liver.
Are you kidding me, man?
God damn it.
Just shut up, man.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
Why don't you all just shut up?
All right?
I'm going to give you stupid, dumb, fucking internet people the benefit of the doubt.
I've already been on here for almost four hours.
Do you know that?
I've been on here for almost four hours on a goddamn Baller Friday.
I want you scumbags to know that.
And I wish that you had a little bit of appreciation for that.
A little bit of appreciation, man.
2004 dime bag gave metal head a whole new meaning.
What the hell do you mean?
Shut up, bitch.
I know what you mean.
Take a break.
Thank you.
Look at Maureeep for another 10.
Thank you, Mr. Maureep.
He donated 25 and he donated a 10.
And Mr. Maureep said, I need to take a break for $10.
I'm going to take Mr. Maurep's advice, all right?
So you all just sit there and don't go anywhere.
I'm going to take a break.
All right.
And I'm going to put on Insanity Control, which is once again a royalty-free metal song that you can find on YouTube, okay?
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
Radio, goddamn graffiti.
Do you understand me?
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
Radio goddamn graffiti.
And you should all be appreciative.
You all should be kissing my ass.
You all should be kissing my ass.
Throw it on, engineer.
These goddamn sons of bitches should be sucking my schlong head and tongue in my balls for me having radio graffiti.
Put it on, engineer.
Put it on for Christ's sake!
Kiss My Ass Radio Graffiti Calls00:04:02
All right.
All right, take me out, engineer.
All right, we're out of here.
All right, thank you very much.
And uh, all right, I had to drain the fifteen and a half inch John Holmes sausage and all that good stuff.
And, you know, I talked to the engineer and, you know.
All right, let's just go in.
You know what?
Maybe we should take a couple more chat room shout-outs.
Because, you know, I got interrupted by the text-to-speech jerk-offs from the chat room shout-outs.
Turn off TTS for radio graffiti and chat room shout outs.
Just turn.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Here's Mr. Agent47.
You're a piece of crap.
I've seen you in here.
You just barely came along in here.
You're a piece of crap already.
I don't even like you.
Zethrot in the house.
Steven Stinky versus Spermy the Cat.
Get Spermi's ass out of here, man.
And we got Reverend Fryars.
Hey, what happened to you, Reverend Friars?
You used to be a part of the inner circle until you started talking all that anti-capitalist stuff.
Like, no, dude, you gotta like, you gotta be one with the earth.
And, you know, you don't have to be doing all that capitalist stuff.
And yeah, that's great, Reverend.
How are you doing, by the way?
I hope you're doing all right.
How about Gutsa One?
We've got Tyler Hayden.
We've got Ghost Inebriation Specter.
Holden.
Oh, you're not a capitalist anymore, Holden?
That's great.
We've got 93 Can Abuser.
Dimebag got T. Shut up, you fucking asshole.
Dimebag was a brony.
He was.
Shoving up your ass, Nico Angel, you idiot.
Dimebag was a brother.
You got Jesko Glub Benny.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Cosmic Corgi, German the Gay Frog, Alpha 9571, Puka Dude.
You know, you're becoming lame, Puka Dude.
I want to be honest with you.
We got, we got, I've already said all these idiots.
Hollywood and the Wagga Wagga, whoever the hell that is.
Danger Dan, Annan.
There's Mr. Maurry.
Hey, thank you, Mr. Maurypa.
I really appreciate you, you know, giving me those encouraging words.
I really do appreciate it.
I'm not even joking.
Seriously, Samsung, that fruit bowl.
Johnny Ballerfic.
What's going on to Johnny Ballerfic?
Who else we got?
Edgar Crimson.
We've got Dark Blitz.
That shit went by.
Black Worm, Blaze 554.
Dear Freckles in the house.
Anthony J, Feel Good.
It feels good.
That's a badass song.
Yeah.
It feels good.
That's Tony Tony Tony.
It done it again.
We got DC Wissies, whatever the hell that is.
Bo Bisco, Holy Stars.
Oh, Sam, Albin Ladden.
I don't know what the hell that means.
We got Dial GA848643.
Get To The Radio Graffiti Calls00:06:16
Chrissy K, Apathetic Mystery, Mr. BN King again.
Dynamo Savage.
I think that's about it.
Oh, we got Luma Color Art, X U God 2012.
I think that's about Black Frost, Troy Eldridge.
Who is this?
Where's your bitch?
She's in the other room.
She's getting ready to make me a goddamn steak.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what she's really able to do, as a matter of fact.
As a matter of fact, I think I make her do more than a steak.
Jackler, I see Jackler's ass.
We've got Zam City, Don Spew, Tim Buck 2 to Hallelujah.
What the fuck?
There's that Fruit Bowl Keef Connoisseur who's obviously an ex-member.
Chris H, Twitch Duva dude.
John Quinn, John Doe, archive channel, hot mustard gas 20, Stormy Dash.
All right, that's enough.
Liz Porter.
All right, that's enough.
All right, I've had enough of this.
Let me take a drink here.
I've been on in this Baller Friday for four hours and nine minutes.
And I think at this point, I mean, I think at this point, I don't know, maybe I'm stupid for even going on this long because you guys are a bunch of freak shows, but it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Y'all know what time it is, right?
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do to participate in Radio Graffiti is give us a call right now.
Hold on, what is this?
Please don't call Ms. Ghost a bitch.
You owe her more than that for changing your diaper every time.
Shut up.
All right.
Dime pony.
Dime pony.
Shut up.
We're going to radio graffiti.
All right.
Everybody, shut up.
All right.
It's about that time of the broadcast where you can participate.
All you've got to do is call in right now.
515-604-9052.
And once the automated operator starts talking, push in that code right there: 844-286, and then the hashtag or the pound key.
And once you do that, you will be in queue to be.
What the hell, man?
Please give Jackler a chance.
He's a nice guy.
Okay, great.
All right.
We're, you know, Jackler, you know, what?
What?
Okay, look, traps aren't gay man.
They are wearing a wig.
Traps wear rigs.
I thought that like traps were supposed to be like naturally like you know, they grow their hair long and they just look effeminate and they can like, you know, I don't know.
You see, you gays are weird, man.
Anyway, once again, 515-604-9052.
Once the operator starts talking, push in 844-286 and the hashtag or the pound, whatever you know it is, and you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
So if you want to participate in it, there it is.
Okay.
And by the way, engineer, do we have any radio graffiti calls to be had here?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls.
Right now!
And remember, before I get to any radio graffiti calls, you have to make sure that you are speaking as loudly as you can and that you have all of your volume on whatever phone you have all the way up.
We don't want any Obama phones.
We don't want any Helen Keller deaf mutes.
So when I call on your area code, please have the appropriate mechanisms necessary for us to hear your ass.
If not, you're a piece of trash.
All right.
Let's go with anonymous.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
You know what?
I'm not.
I'm not even going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
You know what?
You're going to disrespect Pantera.
That's cowboys from hell.
I'm not letting you do this, man.
All right.
I'm not letting you sons of bitches do this.
You're not besmirching Pantera on my goddamn show.
All right.
You're not going to do it.
How about 570 radio graffiti?
The free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org.
Cock and ball torture is a sexual activity involving torture of the male kit of the family.
Oh, you know what?
No, nobody needs to know that, you sick sons.
Why would you do this for a radio graffiti?
Seriously.
I mean, I'm trying to put an emphasis on freedom of speech.
That's why I'm telling anybody who's listening, you can call in right now, 515-604-9052.
Once the automated operator starts talking, push in 844-286 and the pound sign or the hashtag, however you know it, and you will be in queue to be called on on radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is on your mind.
That's why we're calling this radio graffiti, baby.
Freedom Of Speech For Sick Sons00:06:14
You understand?
We are emphasizing freedom of speech, the First Amendment, and every one of us that's American should appreciate it.
And that's all I'm saying.
All right.
about uh 352 radio graffiti i know you're usually tops but can i do it this time all right
Oh, my toy boy.
Get this.
Get this.
And you see this shit, folks.
You see this?
I get people radio graffiti and I get raped by a fucking frog.
Stupid goddamn crap.
I'm getting raped by a frog.
Stupid, man.
You stupid sick trolls.
You son of a bitch, man.
I mean, fucking assholes.
213 radio goddamn graffiti.
Night Prowler radio graffiti.
That's what I needed, man.
I'm telling you, there's nothing like a good, nice, cold sperm shake.
I mean, once it hits your lips, it's so goddamn good, man.
And not only do I like the taste of sperm, you know, one of my favorite things to look at is a PS.
You know, the nuances of the color of sperm.
I mean, I just, I just, I love sperm.
Get this.
That's a splice and everybody knows it.
That's a fucking splice.
And everybody knows it.
That's a splice.
God damn it!
That's a goddamn splice!
And everybody knows it, man.
I'm sick of you splicers, man.
I'm goddamn sick of it.
Give me another fucking more freaking beer, man.
Who the hell else do we got, man?
315 Raider Graffiti.
What the hell is that, man?
What the?
Was that hip-hop Tejano or some shit?
What the hell was that?
336 radio graffiti.
Whoever says that you're a dumbass and you're a racist piece of crap.
And I guarantee you, you wouldn't say that in front of my friends Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
I guarantee you you wouldn't do it.
I guarantee goddamn tee.
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
I'll go in the listed by five fucking spooks and just be like, niggers, fucking niggers.
Get that.
Get that, stupid racist.
Fucking racist bastard racist.
Shut up.
I guarantee goddamn T you, you sons of bitches that are behind your stupid computers.
I guarantee you, you dumb punks would never say that in front of my boy Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
I guarantee it, man.
I guarantee goddamn T it.
I guarantee goddamn T it, you son of a bitch.
210 radio goddamn graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Pazhold, pause my niggo.
Exactly.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, hey, Paz, hold, pause my nigga.
Hey, Paz, hold, pause my nigga.
Hey, Paz, hold, pause my egg hole, you fruit.
And my.
Why do you want my paws hole?
Bye.
Am I fresh meat?
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Radio graffiti.
Get this in and come out here.
That's a goddamn splice.
I never said that.
I didn't say that, son of a bitch.
I never said that, you stupid punks.
I never said that.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
All right.
I was writing a song, man.
Y'all remember?
Y'all remember, right?
The true fans of the show.
You remember?
Call 512PLS.
Call 512.
What the hell are you talking about?
All right.
You got a 512 engineer?
He's looking for the 512, all right?
Oh, my God.
I mean, you all know that was a splice, right?
Y'all get that, right?
It wasn't me.
All right?
That wasn't me.
Jesus Christ.
And there is no 512, you milky liquor, all right?
How about 518 radio graffiti?
This is Sparter Radio Graffiti.
I am going to shoot my band here on that shit up.
Shut up, you fucking son of a bitch, Sparter.
You fucking asshole!
Ah!
Go to search dimeback there!
Go!
Oh!
God damn!
Why, man?
Why?
Dimebag Daryl was metal!
Dimebag Daryl was metal!
You stupid idiots, man!
You're fucking ant.
Good God, man!
Ruining Pissing Me Off Sparter00:06:15
I mean, good God!
All right, we're gonna go somewhere else.
I'm not, I'm not, yeah, I'm gonna go somewhere else.
How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
My love loves going to leave.
But I need to introduce myself.
I'm a man well and said.
Are you talking about?
I've been around for long, long years.
So many men.
So to say, are you talking about me too?
Don't forget my name.
Mean it.
Get down.
Get this.
Get this stupid musical blasphemy off my goddamn fucking ah.
Y'all are ruining pissing me off.
Asshole.
Ah!
You're pissing me off, man.
Listen, stop the musical blasphemy.
Stop messing around, okay?
Stop messing around.
Okay, we get it.
Haha.
Dimebag Daryl.
And all this other crap.
Shut up.
Hold on.
We got somebody from 210 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, 210.
What the hell is this?
Alright, we don't want to hear the cops.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
How about Jesus?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Why Ghost hates Pandas by Super Smash.
One day Ghost was visiting the Zoo when he was four years old.
When his parents weren't watching him, he somehow fell down to the Panda Pit.
Then something very bad happened.
The Panda took Ghost to his cape and started to rape Ghost.
The Zookeeper stopped a panda and the doctors said that Ghost suffered panda pox.
Then when Ghost was 10, the doctors said that Ghost has Panda cancer.
There was no cure for it and Ghost died when he was about 15 years old.
And that's why Ghost hates pandas for life.
The end.
Man, whoever did that is a fucking sick ass.
Sick!
Goddamn asshole!
Whoever did that shit, son of a sick!
That's why you didn't use your voice!
Ah, damn it!
That's why you didn't use your voice, you son of a bitch!
Because you're a fanfic, sick pervert!
You're a fanfic, sick pervert!
Jesus Christ, you're a fanfic pervert, man!
Who else do we have here, man?
I don't see a 512 anywhere, man.
How about, who else do we have?
How about 505 Radio Graffiti?
All right, man.
You know, to everybody listening to the show, I just want to say nigger.
Get him out of here!
Fucking racist person!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop fucking racism, man!
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man!
I'm a nice guy!
Oh, God!
Stop doing racism garbage to me, man.
I'm not a racist.
Everybody in the internet knows I'm not a racist.
Everybody in the internet knows I'm not a racist, you son of a bitch.
So stop it.
Everybody just stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
Everybody, just stop.
347 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
How you doing?
What's going on?
I just wanted to tell you, you know that Parentara was featured in the SpongeBob episode, right?
Ghost, shut up.
You're a lying fucking piece of garbage, bastard.
I don't want to hear it.
4406 radio graffiti.
And in no, spray your graffiti.
Yes!
Get this stupid goddamn crap.
No!
Musical blasphemy shit!
You god damn it!
Are you kidding me?
Stop mixing stuff with Pantera.
All right?
Shut up.
518, please.
Stop mixing stuff with Pantera, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Enough!
Enough of the musical goddamn blasphemy!
Enough!
518 Radio Graffiti!
518 Radio Graffiti!
Get this stupid Ram Ranch Pantera remix!
Get out!
Get out of you stupid trolls, man!
Enough!
Enough of this sick, stupid Ram Ranch shit!
Get up!
Ah, God, man!
Why don't you all just shut up?
Man, seriously, man, why don't you all just shut your stupid mouths, man?
I'm enough, man.
Enough!
Enough Of This Ram Ranch Shit00:03:02
Jesus Christ, man.
916 radio graffiti.
Jesus.
Hey, ghost, it's Brooke.
Oh, it's Brooke.
How you doing, Brooke?
Good.
I just wanted to say to never mind all the trolls tonight.
I know it kind of sucks, but I just want to say good show tonight, despite all the TTS bull crap.
And I'm going to bed, so I will talk to you on Monday.
That's so good.
Hey, Brooke, you know, you can be candid with me.
Are you a real woman or are you a trap?
I mean, you know, or trans?
I mean, it's not a big deal.
I get my surgery this year.
So, you get your surgery.
Wait, hold on.
You're going to get your surgery this year?
Yeah.
Why?
Why do you want to cut it off?
Why?
I'm not going into that, but I'm going to bed, so I'll talk to you.
Oh, man, Brooke.
Well, listen, I want to talk to you, man, because seriously, because, I mean, couldn't you just really look, you know, like, you know, a really passable trans?
And like you could still have like, you know, the situation there and then negotiate something.
Yeah.
I mean, like, I could, I could do that, but it's like, there's a lot of issues with my own personal safety regarding, you know, relationships and stuff like that.
And I don't want to, you know, down the road, I don't want to go down that path.
You know, oh, man.
Well, all right.
I don't want to get too personal.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, Brooke.
I appreciate you being so candid.
And cheers to you.
All right.
Good show tonight.
Good show tonight.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
I mean, you see what I'm saying?
This poor trans man.
You know what I mean?
I feel bad for the trans over here.
Where is this?
Wrong 518, you baguette.
All right.
I'll hook it up, man.
I mean, just, you know, yeah, man, I don't want to get in.
I mean, poor Brooke.
All right.
I got a new respect for Brooke.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Man, that was, that was, yeah.
All right.
Let me get some more beer.
All right.
You know, I'm so inebriated.
I'm taking things like very serious and all that stuff.
I think it's about time for me to get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
That's what time it is.
That's the way it is.
Where's the fucking, where are the pints up in here?
All right.
Where are the pints?
That's what I'm looking for.
Is the pints.
You know what I mean?
I don't love traps.
Calm down, dude.
I don't want to.
I mean, look, I mean, am I a bad guy?
Because, like, you know, I mean, I have trannies in the inner circle, dude.
I mean, you know, it's, you know, I'm just, I'm just saying.
Inebriated And Taking Things Seriously00:05:17
I don't know.
I just, I talk to these people.
I know, I know them, man.
I mean, you guys are like making it into some sick shit.
It's not sick, dude.
It's just, I don't know.
And don't say I'm a social justice warrior either, dude.
You know what I mean?
I'm a right-winger, okay?
I'm a right-winger.
I'm pro-Trump, and everybody knows it.
So don't sit here and give me that crap.
All right, let's just continue on.
I just want to take a couple more hits.
Shut up.
I'm not a social justice warrior, man.
I'm just a compassionate human being, man.
I mean, is that so wrong, man?
Ghost is a compassionate human being.
You know, he likes people, man.
He wants the best for people.
He doesn't want people to hurt.
Unlike you fucking trolls that hate everybody.
You know what I mean?
Ghost likes trans women just like Alex Jones.
Shut up, man.
Brooke did not.
No, no, no, I don't.
Okay.
No, I don't.
Okay.
Shut up.
And there's Captain Desi.
What's up, Captain Desi?
Hey, Ghost.
Pantera did make a deal with Nickelodeon.
The instrumental version of Death Rattle plays in the episode Pre-Hibernation.
If it wasn't for SpongeBob, I wouldn't have been introduced to Pantera at a young age.
Real Dessey, by the way.
Well, that's no troll.
That's not the fucking real Desi, man.
Shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut up.
You see, now y'all are all getting psychological with me, man.
I don't really appreciate that shit.
All right.
Sons of bitches.
All right, let's get back to Radio Graffiti, man.
How about 614 Radio Graffiti?
German, I am your bitch.
Eat my dick up killing hiccups, man.
Is this garment again for Christ's sake, man?
You fucking sick bastard, man.
Shut up.
And anybody who laughs at that in the chat room, you're a sick, perverted piece of crap.
All right?
That's what you are.
346 Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Who's doing this?
Who?
Who the hell's doing that, huh?
And they're doing some Tejano music.
Orna lo si con la marl almerverga.
Chopla mi verga con mi choriso.
Mama la chocho bin chip and their ho sur sounds pretty good.
How about 336 radio graffiti?
All right, Randy.
Congratulations on making it all the way to the bonus round.
The category is people who annoy.
Listen to it.
It is Pantera starting.
All right, I'd like to solve the puzzle.
Niggers.
I hate niggers.
I hate niggers.
God niggers.
God damn it.
Take that shit off and you racist prick.
Enough of the racism, man.
Enough.
God damn it, you sons of bitches.
Enough of this shit, man.
Enough of the racism.
Okay?
I'm only going to take a couple of more of these and I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
570 radio graffiti.
Of course, Dussey knows about Spongebob.
That Peto follows kids' shows because well he likes kids.
I thought you were my friend, you faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Shut that shit.
Shut that shit up.
I said bag it.
You son of a bitch.
I said bagged.
I said bagged.
Bagged.
Bagged.
Ah, son of a bitch.
That's a splice.
Nobody believe that.
Nobody believe that.
Do you listen?
Listen to me.
Nobody believe that.
I said bagging.
Bagged.
God damn you, man.
God damn you, man.
717 radio graffiti, man.
Oh, yeah, Ghost, can you hear me?
Hurry up.
I can hear you.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yep.
No problem, man.
Investing Into Pot Stocks Now00:03:19
Hey, I just had, I don't know if this is an appropriate time for it, but I have two really quick investment questions.
I was looking into like pot stocks, like investing into medicinal marijuana and stuff.
I don't know if you know any whole lot about that.
And then what do you, what's your opinion on ICOs as far as cryptocurrency?
No, ICOs do not buy any ICOs unless they are unless you can track their affiliation with the SEC, which is the regulatory body of such things.
Or they've redefined ICO into another applicable vocabulary that defines the instrument in a different capacity.
And I don't mean to be so goddamn, you know, verbally difficult, but this is a very complicated situation.
And as far as what was his other question, ah, Jesus Christ, I forgot his other question.
What was his other question?
Can somebody tell me, no ICOs, okay?
Do not buy ICOs.
I don't buy ICO.
Oh, pot stocks.
Thank you, Baka survivor.
You know, you're a prick.
I'm not big on pot stocks.
And the reason I don't, I'm not big on pot stocks is because, first of all, the federal government doesn't seem like it's going to, you know, be someone that's going to just waive regulation on federal level of this tetrahydrocannabitol.
That's very unfortunate.
And secondly, let's just say for the sake of argument that they do legalize it and it's federal legalized.
Why would anybody want to buy pot?
I mean, obviously, there's going to be some people, but you can grow it for free.
You know, you can grow.
If you could grow it for free, there's no reason to even buy pot because it's cheaper to grow than it is to buy.
I mean, what does it take for pot to grow?
It takes, you know, a pot, you know, some dirt, you know, some water.
And if you're going to grow it indoors, you just have to get a high-pressure sodium light.
Remember that, all right?
High-pressure sodium light and give it exactly 12 hours of light, 12 hours of darkness, and you could yield a massive amount.
I don't know this.
I just read about this on like, I don't know, fucking BuzzFeed or something, but you could yield, you know, enough personal use to where it doesn't cost you anything.
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Now, I live in Texas.
We don't have it legal.
So a lot of legal states, a lot of people are smuggling the legal state stuff into this state.
And that's why I'm able to, you know, consume some of the medicinal marijuana.
But in my personal opinion, if it was legal, I'd grow my own shit.
I mean, why the hell would I buy shit?
I'd grow my own stuff.
I'd buy the seeds.
I guess the seed, the guys who own the seeds are going to be in the big money.
But as far as growing it, I'm going to grow my own shit.
I'm not going to sit over here and waste money.
Grow Your Own Medicinal Marijuana00:05:25
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, weed's expensive on the underworld.
And if it's going to be, if it's going to be legal, well, then just get it.
Get it legal, man.
I mean, what are you doing?
I'm just saying.
I'm just, you know, I'm just SpongeBob came out in 1999.
I was six in 1999.
How does me watching SpongeBob make me a pedo again?
Pre-hibernation week came out on May 5th, 2001.
I was eight.
Is this the real Dessie?
Also, Ghost, I'm going to message you on Discord regarding Pantera and SpongeBob.
What the fuck?
Man, I don't want to know.
How about that?
How about I don't want to know?
Oh, hold on.
I moved.
I moved this shit a little bit.
Herb.
Hold on.
I moved this.
You see that?
I was so shocked.
I moved the goddamn, I moved the radio graffiti title.
You see that?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's take a couple of more calls and let me get the hell out of here.
I don't want to see that, you know, we got Pantera on SpongeBob.
All right.
518 Radio Graffiti.
This is Spanda Radio Graffiti.
I'm gozzling me down these things like a son of a bitch.
You want to know why?
I'm trying to get drunk.
And I hope you all are happy, man.
I hope that you all are happy.
They're sinning and consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
What the hell is that?
Oh, that's right.
Drinking and driving is completely unnecessary, and I think it's selfish if you do it.
It's just not worth seeing.
All right, listen, shut up.
I don't drink and drive.
All right, shut up.
That's horrible.
All right, asshole.
I don't drink and drive.
Jesus Christ, anonymous radio graffiti.
This is Ghost Outselled Ghost by Super Smash.
One day, everybody wanted Ghost's wife autographs, but he said no.
And Ghostwife's automatic.
Look, I mean, do you really want my wife's autograph, man?
I mean, look, I've said this time and time again.
I don't like the idea of you sit-twisted curves having my wife's autograph.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't like that idea.
Then everybody would not shut up, and ghost granted their wishes.
Ghost was winning on the sales.
But everybody got up to 420 autographs.
Wait, wait a minute.
What the hell's going on here?
I'm looking at the sales of Mrs. Ghost's autograph.
420 already?
420?
Freaking pony merch.
Is this me?
Is that what that means?
Does that mean I ought to sell freaking pony merch?
Pony!
So Ghost was forced to sell pony merch.
Look at this, bro.
No, you gotta get this crap out of her.
No, look, why are you talking about old shit, man?
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
All right, that was a long time ago.
Nobody needs to know that.
I got a lot of new fans out here.
They don't need to know that.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right?
Just shut up.
Jesus Christ.
on the 256 radio graffiti.
Jesus, we can't hear you with your Obama phone, you son of a bitch.
210 radio graffiti.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Radio graffiti is for the poor.
You're goddamn right, text to speech.
Faggots.
Skullman in a Texas town.
She's got trouble.
All right, all right.
Shut up, you freaking fruit bowl.
Good God, man.
Is this look?
It's four hours and 42 minutes.
I've been here with you, pricks.
Four hours and 42 minutes, man.
I hope you people appreciate it.
I hope you appreciate it.
4-8-4 Radio Graffiti.
Man, this is an Obama phone from hell, man.
Obama phone, Obama phone, Obama phone.
I'm gonna give a couple more.
How about 505 radio graffiti?
Nigger.
Faggot.
Nigger.
Faggot.
God dang it.
Shut.
Shut this stupid racist crap up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm not joking for Christ's sake.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is this?
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti seriously, Samsung at Twillie Atkins Radio Graffiti.
I heard your first podcast back in 2008.
Almost Five Hours Of My Life00:09:07
You seemed so happy and the sun was going great.
And then the trophy came in from there there was fade.
They drove you crazy and caused you to smash some cans.
As you got angrier, it brought you many fans.
For you, it now has plans.
You're drinking too much.
You're losing your...
You're losing your...
You're streaming your bunkers from San Antonio.
It's now on YouTube and you call it the control.
And if I found it not more than much, your podcast was great.
I'm just a little idiot, I'm just a little kid, I'm a little idiot, you both can't bear, you don't It seems there's...
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
I'll warn it all of you.
You call me an alcoholic again.
I'll get the hell out of here.
And this alcoholic will drink alone.
I'm getting tired of that shit!
You're a poop!
Your podcast is so so far.
It seems this time you've gone too far.
Truth and you came and bumped your heart.
Put the blame on BJR.
My BTR!
My BTR!
Shut that shit up!
Shut up, Tweeley Atkins!
Shut up!
That's not funny, man!
That's not funny!
GET UP! GET UP!
I'm still here, damn it!
I'm still, you know what?
Fuck these people, man.
I've been here almost five hours.
Almost five hours dealing with these stupid punks.
Almost five hours.
Fuck it, I'm done, man.
I'm done with Radio Graffie.
Fuck it.
End it, Brick.
End it.
End it.
End it, engineer.
End it.
God damn it, man.
Goodbye.
You're goddamn right.
Goodbye, man.
Oh, God.
You bastards, especially you, you bitch horse.
Goddamn Twilly Atkins, the bitch horse, man.
I thought you were gone.
I thought you were some fucking memory, some bitch horse memory, man.
You know, but you keep coming back.
You keep coming back.
All right.
You know what?
I'm done, man.
I'm done.
I think I've spent enough time with you on a fucking Bowler Friday for Christ's sake, man.
I can't even go to a bar right now.
It's 1:40 in the morning.
The fucking last call is 2 o'clock.
I can't even go to a bar.
I can't do anything, man.
I can't do anything.
And shut up in the chat room saying that my voice is hoarse.
Oh, you think that my voice is hoarse?
What the fuck?
I've just been here with you for almost five hours.
Put it up with your crap.
I'd buy that for us.
Hours of wasted time, asshole.
Go fuck yourself, man.
Let me tell you something, man.
I'm sitting over here giving each and every one of you that are listening to me my fucking heart, man.
Fucking heart, man.
I'm done, man.
I'm so fucking done.
Get me the fuck out of here, man.
I can't believe that I've been here for almost five hours with you pricks.
I can't believe it, man.
I can't believe it.
Look at it.
Finally.
Believe you, bitch.
Alex Jones does it better.
Shut the fuck out of him.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch.
I got your bitch.
36 flawless victory.
Shut up.
You didn't win.
I don't understand this.
I don't understand.
You didn't win nothing, man.
You fucking asshole trolls, man.
I'm tired of you.
I'll fucking chat room.
You're not winning, man.
I'm tired of you people thinking you're winning something, man.
I'm tired of it.
It pisses me off.
It irks my crawl.
It burns my ass.
I'm tired of you.
36.
Troll show tomorrow or you're fucked.
Fuck you, man.
Shut up.
You win.
You win.
Dimebag would have ended it before RG.
Shut up, man.
That's not the real Captain Desi.
He wouldn't disrespect Dimebag like that.
He wouldn't do it.
Good riddance, bitch boy.
It only took five hours.
I've got your bitch, you son of your bitch, man.
I've got your fucking bitch, man.
Oh, God.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of you, trolls.
I'm tired, Cyberburger, man.
I give you almost five hours of my life.
Pantera was on SpongeBob.
No.
No, you're fucking trolling.
You're lying.
You're lying.
End it like Dime Bang, man.
Shut up and stop trolling Dimebag.
Shut up and stop trolling Vinnie Paul.
No way.
That fucking Pantera was on SpongeBob.
You're lying.
You all are lying.
You all are fucking lying, man.
If fucking Pantera's on SpongeBob, then what the fuck did Pantera mean, man?
Then it meant nothing.
Then the whole movement, the metal, the fucking music, the great southern trend kill, it would have meant nothing.
So shut up, man.
Listen, I'm fucking SpongeBob, man.
Just shut up, man.
All of you, just shut up.
You don't even care that I've been here for five hours giving you my heart.
Fucking heart and soul, man!
Stop lying, man!
You're lying.
Pantera was not in SpongeBob.
It's true.
It's true.
Let me look at this, man.
Yeah, I gotta look at this myself.
Hold on.
Hold on, man.
I have to look at this myself.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh, my God.
There's no way.
There's no way.
What is this?
There's the jackwork.
It's true.
The instrumentals to Pantera's death rattle were featured in the 27th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants second season.