Ghost hosts a chaotic, profanity-laden broadcast where he denies a "Troll War" while consuming alcohol and marijuana amidst hostile chat accusations of racism and homosexuality. He claims internet influence forced Beto O'Rourke to adopt capitalism, mocks Steven Crowder's drag appearance, and plans a $4,500 PC upgrade for future gaming raids. The episode devolves into heated debates on white nationalism, transgender issues, and LGBTQ origins, featuring Radio Graffiti callers making KKK references and sexual threats. Ultimately, Ghost asserts his dominance over the trolls despite technical failures and exhaustion from the three-and-a-half-hour stream. [Automatically generated summary]
This is the host with the most, the man they call Ghost, and you're listening to the Ghost Show, episode 34.
It is Monday.
I hope you're not having a bad case of the Mondays.
And look, the troll negotiations continue.
All right?
I don't know where you thought that I was going to have a Saturday Night Troll Show tonight.
I don't know where you thought that crap.
What?
Why did y'all think this?
Now look, even though the troll war negotiations continue, all right, there is no war.
All right, shut up in the chat room.
There is no war.
You hear me?
And I'm serious.
I'm as serious as a goddamn heart attack when I say this.
There is no war.
And by the way, let me just try to do a goddamn show for a change.
Come on.
Good God.
Episode 34, the troll war negotiations continue, and I will try to do a show.
There is no war, goddammit.
Shut up in the chat room.
There is no troll war.
All right.
You lied to us.
There is no troll war.
What is this?
Take them out, engineer.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
We missed a couple here before I even started.
Can you let me start my damn show?
Oh, yeah.
I'm late.
I'm late.
I say that I'm going to be on around 8.30-ish, 8.30-ish Central Standard Time.
All right.
This is just a hail Whaitler for Christ.
Like, shut up.
Shut your damn mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Meme magicians.
You lied to us, Hambone.
I didn't lie.
I said that.
Look, the Saturday Night Troll Show was on the table.
All right.
I didn't say I was going to have one this Saturday.
And what?
How in the blue hell did you think that I was going to have a Saturday Night Troll show this past goddamn Saturday?
I mean, I need to set up for this crap, man.
You know, I need to buy a new computer system, man.
There's a lot of things that I've got to do here.
And let me tell you, the last thing I want to see is Meme Magicians.
Have you seen more of the meme sorcery that has come to pass because of you little sons of bitches out here?
I mean, let me, there's too many to talk about, but one specifically that I want to talk about because this son of a bitch is always in the damn news right now.
I'm talking about Beto O'Rourke.
Beto O'Rourke, you know that stupid white privileged culturally appropriating son of a bitch that's out here gonna run for president now.
What is this?
Round 34.
Max Powell.
There it is shut up.
I'm gonna do a troll show.
Just wait.
Just wait.
I want to show you something.
I want to show you mean magicians, you mean sorcerers, what you did.
Now, you all know, if y'all listened to the old show, True Capitalist Radio, I would always say, I'm a capitalist.
I would always say that.
Houston and Fuego.
Just shut up.
All right.
Let's not start with that.
Listen, I want to show what you mean magicians have done.
I'm about to post right now.
Okay, look on the right side of your screen.
I'm about to post what was on Drudge News, the Drudge Report, and the headline of many different articles in the mainstream media as it pertains to Beto O'Rourke.
And this is why I keep telling you: meme magic is real.
Put it up, engineer.
Put it up.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That was the Drudge Report.
Look at that.
I'm a capitalist.
Meme magic, man.
Mean magic.
There's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Because I am in such a good mood.
I have some news to speak.
I mean, are y'all looking at that?
Hedgehog 31 AMI Furry.
I'm asking you.
Shut up.
That's not the real Sonic the Hedgehog.
I'm telling you, meme magicians, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
Remember the flame?
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not kidding.
All of a sudden, Beto O'Rourke, the culturally appropriating, white privileged golden boy of the Democratic Party who's now running for president, is out here saying, I'm a capitalist.
I'm a capitalist.
Look, it's right there.
That was the damn cover of the Drudge Report like three days ago, man.
Can you believe that?
That was the Drudge Report.
I'm a capitalist.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even kidding around.
I just had to show you what you mean magicians can do.
I'm not kidding around.
Oh, good God.
And by the way, I don't know if y'all know this.
Beto O'Rourke, he's trying to take credit that he was a part of the infamous old hacking crew, the cult of the dead cow.
Are you kidding me?
Is this a joke?
I knew the cult of the dead cow.
I could guarantee you that this asshole had nothing to do with cult of the dead cow.
All right?
What is this?
Beto O'Rourke, more like Beta O'Rourke.
That's what I'm saying.
My show's evolved with production because of shut up, all right?
Beto O'Gorse.
Oh, ghost.
Look, shut up.
Look, look, that was the Drudge Report's fucking front page.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry for cursing so early in the chat room.
But good God.
This damn troll war.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
Ah, here we go with the trolls for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious.
Whoop!
Shut up, you're an idiot.
Look at that.
Frickin' cover of goddamn drudge three days ago.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm a capitalist.
Hey, ghost, I thought I'd give you a shout out.
I've been listening, haven't been saying much.
Restoring a classic car.
Well, good for you, Captain Autism.
Hamster balling in Fortnite.
Hamster balling.
What the hell does that mean?
I mean, are you kidding?
Ghost O'Rourke.
I'm not joking.
That's mean magic.
And I want to reiterate also that he had nothing to do with the cult of the dead cow.
I mean, give me a break.
I've never heard of.
Beto must have listened to TCR.
You know, you want to know what I think is happening here?
And I'm going to be very candid with you people.
I know that Beto's listening.
You promised us a Saturday night troll show.
I did promise it.
You got them.
I said that it was on the table.
And if I brought it back, I'm going to bring it back in due time because I'm going to buy a new computer.
All right.
I mean, look, you can see by the graphic of the Beta O'Rourke, I'm up in the production here.
Well, well, Ghost, you promised a Saturday night troll show, and we didn't get it.
Panda?
I did not, you stupid panda.
I did not, you stupid trolls.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I want to sniff Templeton's balls.
Why would you donate that?
Templeton's tank, for heaven's sake.
Listen, man, I want to tell you, just people, stop trolling, all right?
Stop donating.
This is serious, okay?
I think Beto O'Rourke is listening, and he understands the power of this show's meme sorcery.
Meme magic.
I'm not kidding around.
You all have seen it.
And if you don't believe in this meme magic, then just ask yourself this.
Break it down to mathematical possibilities.
What are the odds?
What are the odds that these things happen that we're just going to supposed to brush off to mere coincidence for Christ's sake?
And I think that Beto O'Rourke purposely said, I'm a capitalist, which is what I've said all my damn career.
Templeton steaks.
Shut up.
This son of a bitch is trying to tap into our mean magic.
That's what he's trying to do.
He's trying to tap into our meme magic.
Roger Roger, what do you think of Steven Crowder?
Would you do his show?
I don't know, man.
Look, I don't have anything against Crowder.
I'm glad he's on our side.
I just think he's a little too effeminate, you know?
And that may be because he's not even an American, right?
He's a Canadian.
I knew there was something very Canadian about that son of a bitch.
Anyway, look, I have nothing against him.
I'm glad he's on our side.
I just, why does he got to keep dressing up in drag to, quote, go undercover?
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Anyway, Phil Swift.
Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Seal Colors.
The colorful way to coat, seal, and stop fruit fast.
Flex.
It's real funny, shut up.
Shut your mouth.
I mean, I think that Beto, all right, no matter what Phil Swift says, is trying to tap into our mean sorcery, man.
All right.
I'm a foo got.
Listen, I'm not kidding, man.
I mean, y'all see this?
What you're seeing right there was the cover of thedrudgereport.com a few days ago, for heaven's sake.
Beto O'Rourke is a furry.
Ah, geez.
You know what?
It doesn't surprise me.
You can find Beto O'Rourke when he thought he was, you know, Nirvana.
Y'all, y'all know that Beto O'Rourke was in a grunge band.
He thought he was the next Nirvana.
And he was playing a guitar in a dress.
All right.
So he thought he was one of those kind of characters.
Like, I'm free-spirited, man.
You know, I'm going to wear a dress, dude.
I just saw Maynard from Tool do that in concert, and I thought that was just awesome.
So I get it.
I'm just telling you, that's exactly what I believe is happening.
And Beto O'Rourke, if you're listening, get off our sack.
All right.
Get Off Our Sack Beto00:15:36
You're not latching on to our meme sorcery to put you into the White House, you sorry sack of trash.
It ain't gonna happen.
It ain't never gonna happen.
And by the way, I ate PP.
What the fuck are you people?
What kind of names are these?
Listen, you are a culturally appropriate and what is this?
Ghost talks about getting into gaming, says he won't play Fortnite, and gets annoyed by a guy named Hamster Rides.
Fortnite adds hamster balls, name baller, into the game.
Total meme magic tally.
Are you joking, hamsters?
There's hamsters?
There's hamsters at Fortnite.
Why?
You guys can't blame an Alzheimer's patient for forgetting to do something.
And here's this video, Evil Mira, this leftist piece of trash.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Betto claims to be a capitalist, yet he doesn't get any respect, just like you.
Oh, fuck.
You don't interact.
Don't screw yourself, all right-ass crap.
Remember, lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.
Pop, pop, pop, watch.
That's not funny.
I don't condone whatever the hell that son of a bitch just donated.
I don't condone it.
That's horrible.
The first week of the Fourth Troll War saw continued enthusiasm in the markets.
Look, man, stop doing my job, man.
Come on, man.
$25,914.
You people are taking away my job.
I'm getting sick of this.
7,714.
The S ⁇ P 500 gained 10 points.
Shut up, please.
All right, I'm going to do the market the text-to-speech label.
All right, so shut up.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it for Christ's sake.
I'm back, big boy.
I bet Ezzo.
Well, great.
I'm very happy.
Very proud of you.
I'm sure there's not a lot to do while you're out there under the jurisdiction of Europe.
Well, here's Yang Gang over here.
Here's Yang Gang.
Money received by Americans will go directly back to the city.
You know what the Yang Gang is?
I'll tell you what the Yang Gang is.
It's a bunch of incels that want to sit in their fat asses on the computer all day and just get, hey, I'm just living.
I'm breathing.
Okay, I deserve $1,000.
It's bad enough that I'm turning perfectly good food into shit and I'm not making any contribution to my civilization, but I deserve $1,000 a month.
The meme warlocks have used their meme magic to make it so Betto would declare himself a capitalist and run for president.
All the meme magicians from the outer circle and elsewhere gathered the day before his announcement to make it a matter of money.
Ah, go shove it up, your ass.
Ah, don't give me that crap that y'all are doing some kind of wicked voodoo or something, some kind of digital voodoo session that you made this happen.
No, no, no.
This is the collective meme philosophy.
We've put our collective forces out there.
Ghost is Norm Southern.
Betto can't beat my foot waifu.
Press one if Mrs. Ghost is a good piece of ass.
Shut up, all right, Telsey Gobbert's feet.
Who the hell is Norm Southern?
Ghost is Norm Southern?
Is that Lauren Southern's main squeeze or something?
I don't really like Lauren Southern, all right?
Tommy Laron, that's a whole other situation, but Laura Southern, she's like a scuffed Tommy Larin.
All right, and I think it's a bad scuff, Tommy Laron, at that.
But anyway, look, I'm glad Laura Southern is now on our side, even though, you know, she was a leftist at one point.
Whatever.
But like I said, you know, this Yang Gang crap is, it's just a bunch of incels that want to be paid to exist.
And that's not how it works.
It wouldn't even work that way in a socialist or communist civilization.
I mean, good God, Beto, the true capitalist.
Shut up, whoever donated that in the goddamn scroll thing here.
Shove it up your ass.
Now, I don't know where Beto pulled this out of his ass that he said he was going to become a capitalist or something.
This guy has been literally campaigning on the progressive socialist ticket out here.
And now all of a sudden he's coming out and saying, I'm a capitalist.
And I also want to reiterate that Beto O'Rourke, Isle of Sea.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that, you idiot.
I know what that means, you sick bastard.
I also want to reiterate, Kaylee's House of Alban.
Can you just shut up and let me talk for Christ's sake, man?
Let me talk.
I want to reiterate that this son of a bitch is not a part of the goddamn cult of the dead cow.
Okay, so what?
Okay, he logged on to the bulletin board system of the cult of the dead cow.
Anybody could, and for whatever reason, decided to become some fanfic guy.
And let me tell you, did you read the fan fiction of Beto O'Rourke?
Did you read this sick psychotic crap?
I don't even want to read it because I think I'm probably going to get pulled off the air or something by YouTube.
But I mean, did you all read the fanfic that this son of a bitch, he talks about in very explicit detail in this fanfic, talking from a first-person perspective?
He's talking from a first-person perspective.
This son of a bitch is talking about running over happy children on the street because he doesn't like that they're just being happy and happy-go-lucky.
So he runs them over in their car and gets with his car.
He runs them over with his car and gets some kind of gratification.
Listen, I don't even want to talk about it.
You need to look it up for yourself.
It's the disgusting, despicable fan fiction.
And this guy wants to be president surfs up Nebraska?
What the hell is this?
What the hell does that mean?
Are you talking about the flow?
Man, just shut up.
You people are sick.
You people are sick for Christ's sake.
I'm not kidding around, man.
This idiot Beto O'Rourke was fan fictioning before it was cool.
And look, how he got connected to the cult of the dead cow.
Cult of the dead teeth.
Look, stop talking about my teeth.
I'm not telling you again, man.
You guys are mean magicians.
You're mean sorcerers.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Now, this son of a bitch got connected with the cult of the dead cow.
And if you don't know who the cult of the dead cow is, it is an infamous old school hacking crew out of Austin, Texas, baby.
All right?
Austin, Texas.
Former Pantera frontman Phil Anselm's NZ shows canceled because he's a white supremacist piece of shit.
From Pantera?
He got banned.
Wait a minute.
Phil and Selmo from Pantera got banned from New Zealand?
Are you because of the shooting?
Oh my God.
You see what I'm talking about with this mean sorcery crap?
You see what I'm talking about?
This is what I'm saying, man.
This is what I'm talking about.
Oh, God, man.
I think that's true.
Is that true, Engineer?
For Christ's sake, look it up and tell me if it's true.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let's...
Phil Anselmo got banned from New Zealand.
Oh, Jesus.
Corn Husker Sailors in Nebraska.
Man, that's horrible, man.
So look, stop.
I'm not even going to acknowledge that sick macabre crap.
I'm not even going to acknowledge it.
But if y'all don't know Cult of the Dead Cow, they were the first ones to distribute a graphic user interface based Trojan horse called Back Orifice.
And Back Orifice caused a lot of damage in the computing world back in the 90s.
So if Beto O'Rourke is going to claim that he's a part of the Cult of the Dead Cow and Cult of the Dead Cow created Back Orifice, which was the first GUI graphic user interface Trojan horse.
So does that mean that he's kind of technically responsible for all the damage that was caused by that Trojan horse?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, isn't Beto Rourke kind of like, you know, acknowledging this?
Like, yeah, you know, I was part of the cult of the dead cow, dude.
you know, yeah.
I'm just saying, look back in history, man.
I was there.
I know these guys, man.
This guy had, the freaking Beto Rourke had nothing to do about it.
He posted some fanfiction on the bulletin board system.
This is actually even before the internet, by the way.
Before the internet, you actually had to call in.
You had to use a computer to call into another computer's BBS system, bulletin board system.
And that's where he posted this fanfic crap.
Can abuser.
Quite a lot going on today, it seems.
Yeah, there is a lot of things going on there, Can Abuser.
It's meme magic, man.
Anyway, take Beto O'Rourke.
Look, before Beto O'Rourke is taken off, I want you all to notice and recognize the goddamn meme magic that's going.
You know what?
Just leave it up there.
Leave a stupid, stinking, white privileged face up there.
Ghostler, why can't you understand my love for Tulsi Gabbard's feet?
You are closed-minded, sir.
Hey, Tulsi Goldberg's to eat.
It's a filthy, disgusting, stinky foot.
That's why.
In the spirit of Cult of the Dead Cow, I've created Pennex 3.0.
No, no.
Stop that.
Stop that.
Don't go there.
I used to show my reality.
Trolls do this, man.
Why do you trolls do that?
Why do y'all want to see me get into trouble?
You want to see me have pain in my life?
You want to see me get upset?
You want to ruin my show?
I mean, why?
Why is this crap?
Nobody's talking about Peenix right now, all right?
And I don't want to talk about Peenix.
All right?
Buy that for a dollar.
The great Cornhusker Lake.
Man, can you stop, man?
Seriously, that's Rary Macabre considering the natural disasters that are happening out there.
You son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something about Peenix, man.
It makes Back Orifice look like a baby's toy.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Peenix will give your computer digital aids and it'll render your box nothing more than a, I don't know, a coaster.
You know, that's pretty much it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Beta O'Rourke.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm a cat.
That's great.
Here's D-Ray.
Only one from me today.
Trump is throwing his hands in the air and giving up on getting rid of illegals.
Catch and release is still happening and Trump won't do a damn thing about it.
Hey, D-Ray.
Did you see what happened?
The Senate, all right, including Republicans, rebuked the national emergency relating to this border wall.
All right.
It goes to show you that whether you're on the Democrat or Republican side, these institutionalists in Washington, D.C., the swamp, they don't want to stop this border crossing issue.
They don't want to stop this humanitarian situation.
They don't want to stop it.
And by them attempting to pass a rejection bill against the president's executive decision on calling a national emergency relating to this border shows how deep the swamp is.
It shows how deep the swamp is.
What is this?
Beta O'Rourke can suck a yang wang?
Shut up, you stupid yang gang idiot morons.
That is so stupid.
That is so stupid.
Andrew Corma.
Congratulations, Ghost.
If you go check out the Wikipedia article that lists notable Jewish Texans, you'll see that you're the second name on the list.
This is a massive honor.
You should be very- Shut the hell up, man.
Cheers.
Why?
And let's somebody donate Bepto first autist president.
Take this to the bank.
Jessica Galarte will be the Democratic presidential nomination for 2020.
Oh, yeah?
She calls herself a centralist rather than a socialist, and she called Bernie Sanders a dirty old man.
Really?
Well, you know, I hear that she's raising a lot of money, too.
And that's really what, you know, puts people in the frontrunner of any kind of campaign is whoever can raise the most money.
I mean, remember when Trump was elected in 2016 and you had all these triggered leftists, oh, I hate Trump, and I'm going to be political, and I'm going to go protest, and they went out there, they did it, and they got all galvanized.
And in the midterms, 2018 midterms, they went out and they overturned the House back into the Democrats' hands.
And who did the Democrats put in as the Speaker of the House?
Once again, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, who was Speaker in the House during the Obama administration, which caused much of the crap that we are witnessing today.
Unlike paint, flex seal colors thick liquid dries to a watertight, flexible, rubberized coating.
Shut up, Bill Swift.
I'm trying to talk here.
But hey, all you Democrats, all you progressives that thought that you were going to change something in the 2018 midterms, how come you still have Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi?
It's true.
You could see for yourself, Jews in Texas.
Man, shut up, man.
Why don't you dump trolls to shut up?
All right, seriously, why don't you all just shut up?
Okay, I need to bring this up.
President Trump has near unlimited statutory power to suspend immigration, even for asylum seekers.
Sure, he does, D-Ray.
So why won't he end catch and release?
D-Ray, he couldn't even prevent people that come from terrorist-based countries.
He couldn't even prevent them from flying an airplane into this country without these Democrats saying, we're taking it to court.
We're taking it to the 8th Circuit or the Ninth Circuit.
I mean, D-Ray, you don't understand.
Just because the man's president, he's not a dictator, man.
I mean, this is a form of government that everybody's got to oblige.
Now, don't get me wrong.
We had factions within the deep state that attempted to utilize many of the institutional tools like the FBI and spying on Trump's campaign in 2016 and Peter Strzok and Lisa Page and all this swamp crap.
Ruth Balder Gostberg.
Yeah, real funny.
Even though we have all this crap, there's still institutional boundaries and Trump just can't unilaterally do stuff like this.
Nebraska needs flex seal.
Good God, you macabre bastards, man.
Stop, man.
Stop.
Hey, it's Johnny Ballerfick.
Cheers.
Did you check out the gravitation bong?
Man, I ain't got time to be freaking buying bongs.
And I'm an old man.
I'm a freaking old man hitting a bong.
Cuckler III, Donald Trump is a stupid orange face.
Shut up.
You don't need to just shut up.
Don't talk about my president right now like that.
All right.
He's up against the swamp, man.
He's up against the lamestream mainstream media.
He's up against the globalists, you asshole.
And you people don't even have enough appreciation to acknowledge that.
Shut Up With This Perversion00:15:02
You're just worried about your goddamn self.
That's why all you yang gang idiots, you don't care about having the universal income for everybody.
Muslims look just like any normal.
You want it for yourself.
They could be black, white, or Asian, unless they live in New Zealand.
They usually look like Swiss cheese.
All right.
That's racist.
I don't condone that for credit.
Ruth Bladder Ghostler.
Listen, don't call me Ghostler and shut up about my bladder.
Whenever I drink online, as a matter of fact, you're going to drive me to drink right now on a Monday.
I mean, I got to drain the main vein.
Flex seal my cornfield?
Man, you macabre asshole.
Can you stop talking about Nebraska?
The fan fictions are terrible grammar sucks real bad.
If Betto made a fan fiction, it would be in crayon and backwards letters.
No, let me tell you something, Infamous.
It was a disgusting fanfic when he talks about the money.
Capitalist Betto is going to run Ghostler down in the streets of downtown San Embuenio.
Oh, shut up, Beto runs Ghostler.
They ain't going to run nothing down, boy.
You understand that?
You want to know why he's running for president?
Because he wants more money.
That's what this is all about.
Why do you think Bernie Sanders is running?
Ruth Beer drinking ghost.
Shut up, asshole.
Why do you think Bernie Sanders is running?
He wants more money.
He knows he's not going to win.
He knows he doesn't have a chance in hell.
I mean, the guy probably gets up at least seven times a night to take a piss.
He's so prostate-infected and old.
As a matter of fact, he's so old.
Did you hear?
He almost got taken out by the shower curtain or something.
Did y'all hear about this?
This son of a bitch hit his head getting out of the shower.
I know I said I wouldn't be here much today, but I would like to say one thing to get it out of my system because it was bugging me that it hasn't been done yet.
Type cap to ban Captain Autism.
Captain Autism.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Don't bring that up, all right?
Cuckler III, Trump touches.
Shut your ass.
All right, shut your ass.
I'm serious.
Why do you think Bernie Sanders is running?
Tooth-broken ghost.
Stop talking about my damn teeth.
Seriously.
Mrs. Ghost.
If you want me to leave my trap, chasing Musk, terrorizing hambone crippled husband Peter.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
That's a damn lie.
Don't put eggplants, man.
Beto, the next Texan president.
Shut your ass.
Not in a million years.
Not in a million years, scumbags.
I'd buy that for a ass.
Capitalist Beto is greater than ghost.
Shut up, man.
And all of you in the chat room with the eggplants, shove it up your ass.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up.
How's that goddamn eggplant, you son of a bitch?
Shut up.
All of you in the chat room, just shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling holes.
All of you.
It's too early, man.
It's too early going down this direction with you pieces of freaking crap.
You come on.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm not even going to go into your mental capacity.
I'm not even going to sink down to you stupid dumb trolls' levels, man.
Meme magic is afoot right here, man.
Look at Beto O'Rourke.
What you're seeing right there was the headline on Drudge Report a few days ago.
I'm a capitalist!
And I said it, son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghosty Hawks pro wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Cuckler III.
Trump sucks dick as president of Betto's repeated.
Shut up.
You see, you trolls aren't going to stop.
You're not going to stop tonight, aren't you?
True Beto Radio and shove those stupid eggplant emojis up your ass.
You freaking fruit bowls, man.
What the hell's up with you with the fixation of the eggplant, huh?
And look at this.
Some peach to signify an ass.
Look at this idiot.
Some peach emoji to signify an ass.
It's probably a dirty, crusty ass as well.
And you, you know, an ass.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what?
I have to drink, man.
I didn't want to drink on a Monday, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought, and I don't know why I keep thinking this.
I don't know why that I think that I can do this show stone sober and thinking that I could put up with this kind of ridiculous malarkey, man.
This type of cyberbullying, because that's what the hell it is.
That's what the hell it is.
I buy that for a second.
Beto going down on Albany.
Shut up.
I don't want to talk about Beto.
All right?
He's trying to tap into our mean magic.
He's trying to tap into our mean magic.
Betto will lead our way towards the real capitalism, unlike Trump with his fake Jewish capitalism.
Shut up, you're a racist.
Shut up.
Shut up with that racist talk.
Cuckler III, I bet if we pulled up on Trump's asshole, what the hell's your problem, Cuckler III?
You're sick.
CX eggplant for meme cucking ghost.
Shut up.
STICK A CX UP YOUR ASS! AH! AH! AH! Damn!
THE BENTO SHOW! SHUT UP!
And look, I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on CX.
Do you understand me?
You can tell him I said it.
You can tell him I said it.
Put it on their goddamn media share.
Do you understand me?
CX can sit there and take a dirty yellow bubbly piss from this man right here.
And all the CX network can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
With a yellow smile about it.
Son of a bitch.
Top of the night to your ghost.
That's how most Irish people talk in Irish.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and the engineer.
Maybe we'll try to get away from the channel on St. Patrick's Day yesterday, right?
That's right.
It was St. Patrick's Day yesterday, right?
No weekend for ghostlers Saturday night troll show.
And maybe we'll be nice.
Son of a bitch.
I'll get to it when I get my new computer, man.
I'm in the midst of getting my new computer, man, so we can have a Saturday night troll show.
Cuckler III, CX for the shut up, man.
CX is dying, all right?
CX is dying.
All right.
I mean, what is Ice Poseidon?
What is he?
3K Andy now?
Is that what he is?
Oh, oh, he's such a great guy.
Shut up.
And tell Ice Poseidon to get off the cocaine.
Kami Mommy slowly disrobes in front of the Trumpler.
He is surprised to see her throbbing greasy girls.
Some sick fanfic for pricing.
Look at this.
You see this?
Some fish.
Sick ass fanfick.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up with this sick perversion.
This is perversion.
And whoever wrote this should be turned into their local vice squad.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
That's it, man.
It's about time for me to just go ahead and start breaking open some of the alcohol.
And here's the mean magicians again.
When Nebraskans and Iowans thought the Ark was leaving at 0-100, but it already left at 9-30.
You son of a bitch.
I can't believe that you people are this macabre when people are suffering in Nebraska.
I can't believe that you could be this macabre when you've got people suffering in Nebraska.
Can't you sick internet people find a soul?
You freaking sick-ass internet people.
That's what you are.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need some beer for Christ's sake.
I didn't want to start my week off like this.
But it never ends, isn't it, huh?
You trolls are just like a bad case of fucking herpes, man.
You just never seem to go away, huh?
Give me some beer for Christ's sake.
I need some beer.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
I need some goddamn beer for freaking heaven's sake.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man.
I got the big glass.
I got the big glass where you can put two beers in the son of a bitch because I need a double, man.
I need a goddamn double.
I mean, y'all people are listening.
I mean, how the hell would you react, man, if you had to put up with this crap?
Hey, look at here.
Look at these assholes in the chat room, man, saying I'm an alcoholic.
You sons of bitches, don't you understand?
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, you asshole.
I'm a connoisseur, and anybody who knows the difference knows it.
So sit there and shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut up.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict.
Jesus Christ, man.
There's a lot of head on that beer.
I didn't like that crap.
Let's go ahead and let that foam out for Christ's sake and let's continue on.
All right, let's try to see if we can do a show here without being bombarded by a bunch of mean magicians and a bunch of troll terrorists that love to see me in despair, that love to see me angry, that want to see me dead for Christ's sake.
I mean, these are the kind of people that I've got listening to me.
I've got people that listen to me that want to see me dead.
They want to see me freaking dead.
Jesus Christ.
The underwater experience.
Can y'all stop talking about Nebraska, man?
That's horrible, man.
That's horrible, man.
Give me my beer, man.
This is what I need.
This is what I need, man.
just to put up with this fucking show, man.
Now, I read in some of the comments of some of the old shows that people get grossed out whenever I'm drinking on the mic.
Well, you know what?
You can suck it.
It's my mic, and I can drink on it if I want to.
All right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Monalcoic.
I'm monolicolic.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't know what kind of foreign name that is.
I can't pronounce it.
All right, it's foamed out.
I got one more beer.
I got a big ass glass, and I'm going to put two beers in the son of a bitch because I need a damn double.
All right?
And shut up in the chat room.
I am not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, you asshole.
I'm a connoisseur, and everybody who's listening to me for the past 11 years of my internet broadcasting career knows it.
Jesus Christ.
This is the only way I can do this damn show, man.
It's the only way I can do this damn show.
It's it.
That's all I could do.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, let me calm down here, man.
Y'all got me all riled up, man.
It's not even 40 minutes into the damn broadcast.
Y'all got me all riled up for Christ's sake.
Just calm down, man.
Everybody just calm their asses down, man.
All right.
I want to do a show for once, man, instead of having you people troll me to death and make me the mockery of the internet, man.
That's what I'm not.
That's what I'm known as.
I'm known as the mockery of the internet.
It's because of you people.
It's because of what you do to me.
It's because of your trolling, man.
Oh, my God.
Look at Ulcer Connoisseur.
Yeah, real funny for Christ's sake, man.
Real funny, Ulcer Connoisseur.
Real funny, you idiot.
The drinking show.
It's my mic, and I can do what I want with it.
I'm not, shut up, you idiot.
I didn't say that.
I said it's my mic, and I can do what I want with it.
See this microphone?
One day, I'm telling you, I've had an 11-year internet broadcasting career, and I'm telling you, man, here in the next few years, here in the next few years, they will give me the golden microphone.
Do you understand me?
They will give me the golden microphone, man.
I see it in my dreams every time I go to sleep, man.
I'm not even wheelchair beer shits.
Real funny, you jerk off, all right?
Real funny.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Nuke the Alamo.
Y-E-E-E-H-A-A-A.
Don't talk about the Alamo.
Admiral Down syndrome.
Wait a minute.
We have a Captain Autism.
Now we got an Admiral Down syndrome.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
You people just don't appreciate what's going on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dick Dale suffers wipeout.
Oh, man.
You're talking about the guitarist, man.
I mean, you guys just, it just never ends, does it?
I'm going to leave you.
I know about your affair with them I daily, and then you go to New Zealand to do what you did.
Yeah, yeah, just a little bit of a damn thing.
I read that you go to bath houses.
I know if you're a shameless alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
There's a big difference.
Stop calling me a goddamn alcoholic.
I'm getting tired of that shit.
I'm warning all of you.
You call me an alcoholic again.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
And this alcoholic will drink alone.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
I'm a connoisseur.
God damn it.
Do you understand that?
I'm warning you, stupid, sick internet people, man.
I'm warning you.
I Am Not An Alcoholic00:15:16
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Applejack.
Well, I appreciate you, ghost.
You are my favorite human from Texas.
I have to admit, I enjoy sitting in the barn at night by myself on the equestrian internet, listening to your dad.
Is this a brony?
Freaking brony.
Look at this Cuckler III apocalypse shekel goblin drinking the main vent.
Shut up.
Calling me some kind of a disgusting overgrown shekel goblin.
That's not what I am, man.
That's not what I am.
All right.
I'm a freaking, I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God, man.
All I ever wanted to do was just do a decent show, man.
You know, I used to be somebody, man.
I know I keep saying it.
I know.
But it's the truth, man.
I used to have hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me for the financial insight.
Bitcoin is now at 50.80%.
Ethereum is at 10% of 51%.
Shut up!
Bitcoin Cash is a bad thing.
Stop taking my job, you asshole.
Up 03%.
XRP is at 9.5%.
Shut up!
You're making me belch already, man.
You see that?
You see that?
You're already making me belch, man.
0.59.
You're already making me belch, man.
Oh, my God.
You're an alcoholic.
Keep drinking, Alki.
Keep drinking.
Shut up.
I don't need to take this crap from you people.
Then end it, you alcoholic bitch.
You alcoholic bitch.
I got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
I'm a smoking pot of tetrahydrocannabinol.
I'm a high guy.
Shut up, man.
The belching show.
Shut up, man.
CX for alcohol.
Don't.
I'm not a whore, all right?
Shut up.
All right, shut up.
I'm not a goddamn whore, so shut up.
Oh, my God.
I just fucking give me a damn break, man.
I just.
I just want to do my show.
Whistler is surprised when he feels Coca Honda's bulge rubbing up against his arm.
Oh, my God.
You see that?
Shut up and shut up with the CX in the chat.
CX can suck it.
CX can suck it.
CX could suck it.
They can suck it.
And you know what?
They're so fruity, they probably want to, man.
I'm an alcoholic.
Shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
All of you.
All you stupid troll terrorists.
Just shut up, man.
Cuck third fish connoisseur.
What the hell is this?
Leave the goblin alone to enjoy.
I'm gonna shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I'm sick of you people.
Just stop donating, all right?
Why don't you just stop donating?
You don't need to donate.
Just stop.
All right?
I'm tired of you, trolls, doing this to my show.
I'm tired.
I'm gonna get a shot, man.
I gotta fucking keep.
I gotta drink, man.
I gotta get drunk.
I gotta get drunk fast, man.
All right, give me my Chevys Regal Blue, man.
All right, I'm going right to it, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even putting a goddamn shot glass.
I'm shooting right out of the bottle.
I'm shooting it right on the bottle because you stupid internet people are sick.
You're demented.
You're demented, man.
Give me my god damn...
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Oh my god!
All right.
All right.
We're good.
Everybody's good, okay?
Everybody's good out here.
And shut up in the chat room.
You assholes are out here calling me an alcoholic.
Why don't you say something about the CX boy over there, Ice Poseidon, who's out here sniffing cocaine?
He's out here sniffing yay-yo, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just drinking some drink, man.
I'm drinking some beer.
I'm drinking some Chevit's regal gold, baby.
Oh, my God.
All right, let me go ahead and say, I'm tired.
I'm tired, man.
I'm so tired, man.
I like beer, okay?
In the great words of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
That's what I like.
Cuckler III Pearls IV ghost.
Ghost, your liver will explode.
Just leave me alone, all right?
Press eggplant if ghost is an alcoholic.
No, don't do it.
Don't listen to this, stupid asshole.
Don't listen to this idiot.
I don't want to see any eggplants in the goddamn chat room.
I'm warning you, man.
I wear a diaper.
Shut up, man.
And stop posting the emojis in the chat room, you stupid eggplant loving.
Goddamn crip!
I'm tired of the crip!
Ah, damn it!
Son of a bitch!
Tired of this crap!
I've had enough for a fucking Monday, man!
I've had enough, man!
Yeah, yeah, real funny.
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Goddamn, hell, I'll be diabetic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a connoisseur, man.
And shut up, you stupid internet people in the fucking chat room.
Shut up with that stupid eggplant emoji, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, I believe you people, man.
It's 40, 49 minutes.
Dear ghost, what?
I am bloated, hurt, abused daily, and in horrible shape.
Shut up, man.
Now I'm about to give up.
That's not funny.
The only thing that keeps me going is you, ghost.
I love you.
Sincerely, you're making me belch.
That's not my liver.
Shut up.
You're making me belch, man.
All of you, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Enough.
Just let me do my show, okay?
You sick internet pieces of trash, all right?
Just let me do my show.
Do you hear me?
You tank-tonguing, dirty Sanchez-loving blue mall-blowing Cincinnati bowtie receiving Magic Johnson toilet licking Hillary Clinton bedpan changing piece of shit.
CX forever over God.
Shut up.
Shut up with the CX.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'll tell you something right now, man.
Me and Ice Poseidon, man, I'd make that son of a bitch look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Do you understand me?
I would lay the goddamn verbal smack down on that big freaking disgusting nose shekel goblin faster than he could say, fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
See you guys in the chat, boy.
Fuck it dude.
Stupid idiot.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm Ice Poseidon, dude.
And I'm on the dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Stupid idiot.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Now, I want...
Oh, Jesus, right when I was about to get to something, what do you want?
Cuckler III Alki.
I'm dead serious, ghost here, but you're going to end up cirrhosis of the liver.
Well, you know what?
I'm willing to trade off years of my life for pleasant or present-day pleasure.
All right?
I'm willing to do that.
All right, shut up.
Ghost was disappointed when he found out that his wife was having sex with Ice.
She was dead.
That a fan sick with my wife and Ice Poseidon, you sticky herbert.
To enjoy the taste of penis on his wife's lips.
Ah, you sick itch.
You're a sick bastard, man.
You're a sick bastard.
Jesus Christ, man.
You CX sons of bitches, man.
I'm telling you, you all are a bunch of little stupid punks.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
Following a damn stupid big-nosed sheckle goblin piece of, hey, dude, I'm afraid to go out and stream anymore, dude.
I'm afraid to go out because I'm afraid that people are going to come up to me and I'm Ice Poseidon.
And dude, I don't want to do that, dude.
I just want to be in my house, dude.
I want to be in my mansion, dude.
And I want to be able to control everybody in my field of influence, dude.
I want to be able to control everything.
Fuck it.
CXD.
Fuck it.
Jesus.
Hey, it's the truth.
It's the truth.
And by the way, scuff Steve Jobs, what a disgusting, despicable human scumbag that guy is.
All right?
And what is this?
Your account.
Your account is crippled.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is this?
Is this YouTube telling me this?
Your account is cripple.
What the hell does that mean in the chat?
Is that for real?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Jesus Christ.
I need another shot.
I just need another fucking shot.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
Last call group.
Hey, ghost, we meet seven days a week at 12.15 a.m.
Please come and join us for a meeting.
We are wheelchair accessible 8,000 people.
Are you serious?
No!
You assholes are looking up to San Antonio.
You're looking up alcohol groups for me, you fucking pricks.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw, cowboy outer side.
Shut up, alright?
You're actually looking for 12-step programs for me here?
Yeehaw.
Shut up with your Yee-Ha!
I got the freaking people.
They're out here.
What is this?
Yee-haw.
All right, get it.
We get it.
Yee-haw.
We get it.
All right.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Yee-haw.
I mean, who are you, you Buster Rhymes?
No, no, Buster Rhymes went, woo-ha!
He didn't go, Yee-Haw.
He went, Woo-ha!
I got you, Zola-check.
And when I step up in the place, and then I step correct, woo-ha!
Woo-ha!
I got them all in check.
So, yeah, my bad.
Anyway, look, let me go ahead and take a swig of some more Chevys Regal Blue.
Alcohol Group Review.
See, shut up.
Don't, just don't, don't go there, all right?
Please don't go there.
Cuckler III, cripple for ghost, yee-haw.
Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, yee-haw.
Real funny, you idiot.
Let me get some of the Chevas Regal blue label, man.
Yeah, baby.
You know what I mean?
You gotta love scotch.
As a matter of fact, scotch is the most healthiest alcoholic beverage that you can consume, believe it or not.
That's why you always see old men who drink scotch.
All right?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Your account has been temporarily demonetized.
I'm not even monetized anyway, you son of a bitch.
What are you talking about?
I don't even monetize this crap.
I don't even want to go there.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press AA if ghosts is an alcohol.
Don't listen to these idiots in the chat room, man.
Don't be a bunch of conformists and listen to some jerk off telling you what to do.
And look, they're pushing AA like a bunch of jerks.
Jesus Christ.
Man, here's Captain Autism.
Yee-haw ghost.
Yee-haw.
What the hell are you doing with the Yee-Ha?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen, you're listening to the ghost show here.
If you just happen to be, my account has been banned.
What the hell did I do?
What the hell did I do?
I didn't do nothing.
I'm a good boy.
I didn't do nothing, man.
Ghost Scotch comes from where I live.
I'll make sure to start pissing into the bottles before they're shipped over the street.
Yeah, go shove it up, your ass cuckler.
All right.
Hey, what are you?
You a Scotsman?
Hey, you a little Scotsman?
You wear your little kilt?
Hey, you do your little bagpipes and all that.
I don't know what you do, huh?
Hey, little bagpipers.
Hello, huh?
Don't you do?
Stupid idiot.
Texas treatment services.
Why do I need a treatment service?
Why do I need a treatment service?
I don't understand.
I'm not an alcoholic, you assholes.
Jesus Christ, man.
I wish you just people would just stop with the whole alcoholic shindig, man.
I ain't a damn alcoholic, all right?
Shut up.
When you get kicked off YouTube for saying baguette, will you join Ice Poseidon's new street?
Asshole, I'm not.
I didn't say that.
I said baguette.
That's what I said.
I said baguette.
That's what I said.
I didn't say what the hell, whatever the hell you think I said.
I said baguette.
That's what I said.
You people, you keep misconstruing what the hell I said.
You think that I said something derogatory when I did not.
I said baguette.
That's what I said.
You stupid assholes.
That's exactly what I said, and everybody knows it, man.
Son of a bitch.
And look here, here come the baguette emojis.
I didn't even know that was a baguette emoji, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, the same rapper that this goes to show you your meme magic.
I'm telling you, people are mean magicians here.
Yay, I am Scottish.
I live in Kirkcottifife, and I love my kilt.
Let's me show my large.
All right, well, you know what?
I'm very proud of you there, Cuckler III.
Very proud of you.
Anyway, the same guy who put baguette diamonds in his teeth, you know that rapper that put baguette diamonds in his teeth?
He showed off a watch recently of baguette diamonds of a skeleton watch.
I'm not kidding.
Baguette diamonds of a skeleton watch.
I mean, good God.
Good God.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
My Magic Is Real Scumbags00:04:53
So that's why I keep telling you people, man.
You're freaking me magic, man.
You're fucking meme magic.
You're sick, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Baguette diamond watch of a skeleton, man.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer, man.
I'm not kidding!
It's for real.
Me magic is real.
Me magic is real, you scumbags.
And if you want my opinion, I think that beta o'Rourke is trying to tap into it if you want my personal opinion.
But you know what, Beta O'Rourke?
You know what?
Suck it.
All right.
You ain't getting nothing.
You ain't getting nothing.
I wrote about you at Ghost.report, Beto O'Rourke.
There's a nice little file I put out about you.
It's called Beta O'Rourke, a clean-cut candidate with a dirty family file.
Take a listen to what the hell Beta O'Rourke has been involved in.
His family is a disgrace.
Ghost, when you get your gaming PC, can you get the Halo collection?
I don't know.
I don't know what game I'm going to get.
The first step.
We admitted we were powerless over our addiction.
That our lives had become unmanageable.
The fact is that most alcoholics, for reasons yet obscure, have lost the power of choice in drink.
I'm a connoisseur, and anybody who listens to this broadcast knows it, for Christ's sake.
All right, so just shut up, you freaking baguettes.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to start saying that from now on.
All right?
Bunch of baguettes.
All right?
A bunch of filthy, disgusting, paws-haul-loving baguettes!
I'm not even kidding around, man.
That's what I'm going to start saying, all right?
That's all.
Because I never said the original thing that you are claiming that I said, I didn't say that.
I said baguettes.
All right?
So, like, you know, you see those little baguette emojis, you know, spread that across the internet when you think that, you know, oh, you know, baguette, you know, whatever, okay?
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right, I'm already done with two beers here.
Two beers, two shots, and we're going to continue going because the only way I can do this show is if I continue to do it drunk, I'd buy that, bro.
Baby fox coupon.
Hello, ghost.
Really love your radio.
I know, diaper.
Every time you stream an IFAP wearing my furry fox before I go shooting, I knew you were a sick, filthy, disgusting furry.
I knew you were a fucking sick, disgusting, filthy furry.
I knew it.
I knew you were a furry.
Somebody calling themselves a fox.
Hey, I'm a fox, dude.
I'm a fox.
I'm a bear.
I'm a rabbit.
Stupid furries.
You know all of you furries are nothing more than fatties and uglies that don't want to show your disgusting, fat, ugly bodies.
So you use these dumbass furries as a means of hiding your disgusting selves so you can still participate in perverted group sex-like activity.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You guys are stupid, man.
Why don't you just leave me alone and let me do my goddamn job here?
Okay, what's this?
What did I supposedly say?
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm not.
I'm a connoisseur.
I am.
I occasionally soil my wheelchair doesn't mean I'm perfect.
I'm in a goddamn wheelchair.
Christ engineer.
Stupid asshole.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I'm crippled.
I don't know why you keep up with this crap, man.
I am not in a goddamn wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
All right?
I've done For Loriko many times.
I don't want to do For Lorico right now because I don't feel like it, but I've done it many a times.
I don't understand why you people continue to claim that I'm some kind of a freaking cripple or something.
Two-tooth trogolite dyke type.
I don't even know what the hell that says for Christ's sake, man.
I ain't got time for that.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
What am I doing here, man?
I've been here for an hour and two minutes, and all I've been doing is just getting...
I mean, I thought we were going to negotiate this troll war here, but it seems like you idiots, you're pushing me to the edge here.
Why Am I The Bad Guy00:13:54
And, you know, I mean, my back is against the wall and my dick is in the dust.
And I feel like I have no choice.
I mean, I don't know.
I may have to just say, you know what?
Y'all want a war.
Don't do that, ghost man.
Don't do that.
This is a lot of casualties.
There's Applejack ghost.
I love whiskey and beer too.
Why don't you come to Ponyville?
Shut up at fucking Ponyville.
Can you shut up, please?
All right, just shut up.
Freaking Ponyville, you sick bastard.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, y'all think that it's funny.
You know, you think that, yeah, I don't want a war.
All right.
I don't want a war for Christ's sake.
But my back is against the wall and my dick is in the dust.
And I have no choice, man.
All right?
I have no choice here.
I have no choice!
So look, let's go back to the negotiating table.
Ghost is a Muslim.
I'm not a fucking Muslim.
Shut up.
I'm not a Muslim.
All right.
So what if I was?
So what if I was a Muslim?
What?
Am I a bad guy now because I'm a Muslim?
Is that it, huh?
You're racist like that?
I'm a terrorist because I'm a Muslim?
Is that what you guys are thinking, you six sons of bitches?
Huh?
I'm a brony.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not a goddamn brony.
I mean, what am I?
bad guy if i'm a muslim guys go get that go shove it up your ass I'm not repeating that, you stupid weebo.
I'm not repeating that.
Slits in my wheelchair.
Calls our furries for hiding behind furry avatars.
Hides behind a skull avatar.
Hey, slits in my wheelchair.
I wear skulls and bones.
If you're not an alcoholic, why do you drink mouthwash, paint, thinner, and drink?
Ah, shut up.
That's a troll.
I don't do that for Christ's sake.
I don't do that.
What kind of a racist name is that?
That's a racist name.
I'm not even going to say it.
All right?
I wear skulls and bones.
Anyway.
So what if I was a Muslim?
I don't understand.
I mean, what if I was a Muslim?
What are you going to do about it?
Huh?
What are you going to do about it?
What if I was like, so, so
what?
What am I a bad guy now because I'm Muslim?
Huh?
I mean, you guys are racist, man.
I mean, what if I was a nice Muslim, man?
What if I was your friendly neighborhood Muslim?
You know?
And you're sitting over here saying that I'm some kind of a terrorist or something.
I mean, because you people have bigotry in your hearts.
Huh?
I mean, seriously, man, what if I was your neighborhood Muslim and I was a nice guy, man?
Remove kebab.
Shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut up with that.
All right.
I don't want to bring that back up.
Just shut up.
Ghost fucks Campbell.
Look, shut up.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, what's so wrong about that?
What if it was like this?
What is this?
Yee-haw again?
Yee-haw.
Get along, Lil Doggy.
Yee-haw.
So you're making me belch for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yee-haw.
Get along, lil' doggy.
Yee-haw!
I mean, seriously.
I'd buy that for a dog.
All right, we get it, Yee-Haw.
All right, shut up.
We get it.
Yee-haw, we get it.
Yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw.
Shut up.
Yee-haw.
Shut up.
We get it.
Yee-haw.
All right.
Shut up.
Good God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, what is your fury persona?
Eggplant or mosque shooter.
Mine is wheelchair punishment.
You son of a bitch.
Can you all just stop?
Confirmed he is a racist and a brony.
Remove.
Shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut up.
Remove ghost, Bob.
Oh, oh, oh, now I'm the bad guy because, you know, I'm sitting over here saying, so what if I was a Muslim?
Buy that for a dollar.
Nigger.
You son of a bitch.
Don't don't do that.
Son of a bitch, bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Here's Hambone.
El Ghost.
Shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Ghost of Hussein, asshole, really?
Ghost of Hussein, really, asshole?
Really, man, I thought that we were going to have a decent Monday, man, where I could do my show, man.
That's all I want to do, man.
That's all I want to do, man.
I just want to do my show, but you freaking damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin won't let me.
You won't let me!
And I don't care if me drinking in the mic kind of grosses you out.
You know, just sit there and take it and like it.
You understand that, huh, listeners?
Huh?
You just sit there, take it, like it, and eat it.
Eat it!
Aw, ghost bar.
See, now y'all are gonna be Ghostama been drinking.
Ghostama been drinking!
You fucking bitch!
God damn it!
Ghost what's with the racist Muslim piss taken?
Also, you're a nigga.
Oh, shut up, man.
You're racist, man.
All of you, sons of bitches, are freaking racist, man.
All of you, sons of bitches, are freaking racist, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
And to all you who keep saying I'm a Muslim, you know what?
So what?
I'd live in the desert, and the turban comes in handy.
Shut up, man.
I never said that.
Shut up, man.
God engineer.
It happens to be a bad thing.
Everybody just shut up.
I'm tired of hearing all you trolls.
Just let me do a goddamn show.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
Shut up, translate.
Don't listen to this goddamn sick, disgusting, racist Beebo pervert.
Shut up with that racism, man.
Whop.
Bashar Ala Ghost.
God damn it, stop it with these stupid names, man.
Oh, God, you're making me melt.
Sounds like cum sipping, you sick fucking pervert.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Ghost is a porch mu.
You fucking son of a bitch.
I'm not gonna say it.
Shut up.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us because you're so colossally obese.
Alan Snack Bar.
Yehawka.
Yeah, just shut up, Admiral Down syndrome.
Shut up, alright?
Yee-haw.
Nuke the Alamon.
And shut up with this Yee-Haw crap.
Shut up.
Subscribe to PewDiePie.
Subscribe to the channel.
Shut up with Pootie Pie.
I hate Pootie Pie.
I hate Pootie Pie, Yeezy.
Juice of a human being.
I hate Pootie Pie.
Shut up your ass with Pootie Pie.
You a goddamn freaking drink, man.
I'm going to keep fucking drinking because you stupid scumbags.
Mike Turban is dirty.
What the hell does that mean, man?
Is that your name?
All right.
Let me just calm down here.
I need some more beer.
And hey, in the chat room, I don't like T-Series either.
All right?
I'm not a T-Series fan.
I endorse the Truck of Peace.
Shut up.
I don't endorse nothing.
Listen, I am not T-Series.
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to like an Indian going, I don't like that stuff, all right?
But I don't like freaking pootie pie either.
Albin soiled turban.
How is that racist?
I'm not being racist.
I'm just sounding like some of the Indians sound.
Like, how are you doing, my friend?
I am here and I am the guru.
I am a guru from India.
And what I will do is I will tell you how to get good karma.
I will tell you how to get good karma, but what you have to do is you have to get down on your knees and you have to.
I mean, come on.
It's just sounding like it's Indian.
That's all.
It's not racist.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Indian, okay?
Give me a break.
What are you talking about?
All right.
I'm not kidding.
I got a guy by the name of Ronnie Patel.
That's what he does.
How are you doing, ghost?
That's good to see you.
Would you like to have a sit down?
I would like to tell you a couple of things.
I mean, come on, man.
There's nothing racist about that.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Indian, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends, man.
Ghost equals ginder mahal.
I don't know what the hell.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
Here's Cuckler III, FBI helicopter.
Shut up.
That's not funny, all right?
That's not funny.
And shut up.
I'm not being racist.
Shut up.
All right?
True mass shooter radio.
Look, shut up.
I didn't like that, which y'all did last Friday on episode 33, 33, 33.
I really didn't.
I didn't appreciate that, man.
I didn't appreciate that one bit trying to tie me somehow to that shooting.
Aloha Bear Bar Praise Be.
What the hell does that mean, man?
CX in chat.
If Ghost is a smelly black fucking nigger.
Hey, shut up, man.
You shit.
You're a freaking racist and you're a goddamn piece of crap.
I like to write nice stories about me being a Muslim pony pooping in a turban diet.
You're son of a bitch, man.
Why are you all being so racist?
And then maybe eat Muslim food to eat the spicy.
Why are you all being so racist?
And shut up with the CXs in the chat room, you scumbags.
The Tolly ghost.
The Tolly ghost.
Listen, man, I'm not being racist.
I mean, that's how many of my Indian friends sound.
That's how they sound.
Buy that for a dollar.
Wheelchair facing Mecca.
Shut the hell up, man, facing Mecca.
Shut up.
Good God, you guys are pissing me off, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't even know why I should be even doing this fucking broadcast.
If this is all you're going to do, I don't need to be putting up with this on a Monday, man.
You assholes are giving me a bad case of the freaking Mondays, man.
You're giving me a bad case of the freaking Mondays, and I don't like it.
My goddamn beer.
All right Let me just move on.
All right.
I don't need to be sitting here talking.
What is this?
Shut up, Jackler!
Bitcoin is down by 49%.
Stop trying to do my shit.
You asshole.
Don't be doing.
Shut up.
Don't you dare me do it.
Shut up.
Top my show, you son of a bitch.
Yeehaw the ape.
Only I do shout outs, you moron.
Only I do shout outs.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost equals Durka, Durka, Durk.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is Durka, Durka, Durka mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cuck the third CX inside, Ghost.
You need to wash more your wheelchair.
Just shut up about a wheelchair, right, asshole?
Stupid moron.
Here's Goseph Stalin.
Yee-haw.
Stupid morons.
I'm telling you, you assholes are giving me a bad case of the goddamn Mondays.
I'm telling you that right, goddamn now.
Why?
You know, seriously, why in the hell should I continue to do this broadcast right now, man?
I mean, I'm trying to hold troll war negotiations with you people.
I said that, look, Saturday night troll show, that's fine, okay?
I don't mind doing a Saturday night troll show, but we got to lead up to that.
Buying A New Gaming PC00:03:50
I've got to purchase a new computer.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to purchase a computer this week.
I have boiled it down to the Corsair i-160.
All right, you can't get a better box than this.
I'm sure you can, but there's been all kinds of tests and all kinds of things done.
This is a very hard PC to get hot.
It's got i9, 8-core, 280 TI NVIDIA, 32 gigabytes of RAM.
A bad case of Yee-Haw, Captain Danny.
Just shut up, man.
People are saying I should get the chair.
Hey, Axel, the chair that, the Thronos by Aces, the Thronos by Aces isn't going to come out until quarter two.
All right.
It isn't going to come out until quarter two sometime in the summer.
I can't wait for that, man.
Aside from me getting this computer so I can do the Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
Aside from me doing this, I'm going to start gaming, okay?
Once I get this goddamn PC, and by the way, you know what monitor I'm getting with us?
Because look, the Corsair i-160.
Shove that for a dollar.
Ghost has a mouse in his butt.
Yeah, shove it up.
You got a hamster hanging out your asshole.
I'll shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now listen, all right.
What I'm going to do, this Corsair i-160 is hardcore.
This is not a joke.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You see, you have me, you got me belching all night now.
I am going to buy, okay, a monitor.
Okay.
It's called, I'm not going to tell you what it's called.
It's a 49-inch super ultra-wide goddamn monitor, baby.
Ultra-wide to where you can kind of split the monitor and make it two monitors, man.
A 49-inch.
Shout out to the next president Beto O'Rourke Ghost Radio.
Shut up with Beto O'Rourke.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
So like I said, man, 49-inch, ultra-wide, 32 by 9 aspect ratio curve monitor, baby.
Come and get some, baby.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
I'm getting the best of the best.
I'm getting the best of the best ultra-wide wheelchair.
Go shove it up your ass.
And the reason I'm doing this is because once I get this, once I get this, I am going to get a gaming tutor.
And when I get a gaming tutor, we're going to start gaming.
All right?
We're going to start gaming, and we're going to kick your – I'm going to start kicking asses.
I'm looking at some of you trolls that are out here that are trolling me for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm getting this gaming tutor.
I'm going to start training.
Ghost is blind confirmed.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Masked Pony, I want to use your...
Shut up.
I'm not saying that.
All right.
I'm just saying, why don't I get a 4K monitor?
Because from what I understand, I've been talking to gaming tutors.
4k monitors have a little bit of a glitch in some of these older games that are very popular that you want to do so they're not going to give you the did you just say you were going to get a game and tutor Type yeehaw.
If you want to hear Grosse Turtle, shut up, I'm talking a gaming tutor, not gay man.
You sick bastards.
I said gaming tutor.
I said gaming tutor.
Cuckler III over here, ghost buying a PC to remember.
Announcing Saturday Night Troll Show00:04:28
Hold on.
What the hell did you say?
What the hell did you say?
Said, you're buying a PC.
Remember to buy the Corsair.
Not you son of a bitch.
I'm getting, I'm getting the best of the best right now.
All right.
I'm not even.
It's VR ready.
I might even get a VR system with it.
It's the best of the best.
Okay.
So once I get this computer, that's when we're going to do the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Okay.
And I've got a lot of ideas for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I don't want to talk about them right now, but when I have that type of computing power and I can be able to stream the broadcast while able to go and surf some things, play a game, do these types of things.
I'm telling you right now, man, we're going to do some really, really cool stuff for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Do y'all remember the Christmas Eve online in real life scavenger hunt?
Do y'all remember that?
Y'all remember the scavenger hunt?
We're talking about stuff like that real time while people are real life streaming.
And I'm telling you what's going to happen is, you know, maybe I'll throw some money, you know?
Maybe I'll throw some money at folks that I'm not joking around.
That's what the Saturday Night Troll Show is going to be, you know?
And maybe, just maybe, since we got so many of these CX bastards in my chat room, maybe on a Saturday Night Troll show, we go raid a CX asshole and show them what the goddamn capitalist army is all about.
Cuckler III, I bet he'll fulfill.
I don't even know what the hell you're saying, man.
Just shut up.
Here's Anonymous.
Buy Chainlink, the answer to the Oracle problem.
Guaranteed to be 1,000 by the end of the year.
Sergei Nazarov will bring you to Lambo Land.
Tonight, it's happening tonight.
Strap in boys.
Well, I mean, you heard Anonymous.
He believes in Chainlink.
I think many people that have been holding on to Chainlink have been waiting for a long, long time, Anonymous.
But either way, cheers to Anonymous for the $25 dono, man.
Cheers to you.
And listen, I'm not kidding, man.
The Saturday Night Troll Show, I got a lot of things for it.
I'm ordering the Corsair this week.
And I'm going to go ahead and order the 49-inch ultra-wide curves screen as well.
And I'm going to set it up.
And once it's set up, the Saturday Night Troll Show will be in full effect.
And like I said, man, people will be able to, we'll be able to interact with people, you know?
Maybe people, you know, maybe we'll get into some kind of video chatting with folks and put them on the screen.
I mean, there's just a point.
I've got a bunch of stuff for the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
I'm saying I'm just, you got to bear with me trolls.
All right, we can.
We got to stop a war.
I got to get the computer first because I don't have the computer power to do the shit that I'm talking about.
You know, I'm saying I don't have the type of computing power that you know I, you know that I need.
All right look, I look somebody's saying that I'm face revealing.
I'm not face revealing.
It shows you getting a helicopter ride.
Oh great, I'm very the thanks, thanks a lot.
All right asshole yeah, I'm getting a helicopter ready.
Listen, I don't have enough computing power to do the things that I need to do and once I get it, it'll be a badass Saturday night troll show.
And man maybe, who knows, we'll do, we'll do a whole bunch of stuff.
Maybe we'll raid discords, you know, maybe we'll.
I mean, who knows, it's gonna be the Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
And, by the way, like I said, I am going to order the computer this week.
Okay, I'm gonna order the computer this week and and as soon as it gets here and as soon as it sets up, I'm gonna go ahead and we're, we're going full throttle Saturday night troll show.
I will be, I will be uh, I'll be announcing it.
Um, I'll be uh, you know it'll be.
It'll be way ahead of time.
Full Throttle Saturday Night Troll Show00:07:34
I'm not kidding.
And shut up.
Everybody that's out here that's saying, ghost, you're lying, you're lying.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
All right, all right, for Christ's sake.
All right, this is not fake news.
Shut up.
I'm buying the Corsair I-160 and, by the way, I will also, since I'm gonna buy that, I'm gonna buy that big fucking widescreen, 49 inch monitor.
I'm gonna be talking about it, whether or not it's good, whether or not it's bad.
You know what I mean.
And, by the way, once I start gaming and doing a gaming stream, Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
You guys could be able to donate, so long as it's not some X-rated game or something that's gonna get, you know, a gamer banned or anything of that nature.
I will play a game based on a certain amount of donation, and I know that all you anime pricks are just waiting.
I want Ghosts to play this anime game, this.
I want him to play Undertale.
I want to play Kenny.
So, and by the way, I've been around Steam.
Okay, I was unaware that there are people that are making true capitalist radio ghost modifications of all kinds of games.
I was completely unaware of this.
I mean, I was looking at all the different true capitalist radio ghost mods that are all over steam.
I couldn't believe how many there were man, I couldn't believe it.
Man, oh my god, I couldn't believe it.
So you know, who knows, maybe we'll make we'll make some mods, we'll do some.
We're gonna do a lot of things I'm really looking forward to get.
This is a big purchase.
For you folks that don't know, the Corsair I160 is around 3700 bucks for the box alone okay, for the box alone, okay.
And then I'm going to get the 49-inch screen, you know, monitor, ultra-wide, curved, all that good stuff.
I think that's going to cost about 800 bucks.
I'm getting a low-end 49-incher.
I don't want to get a fucking 1,200 or 1,500 or whatever it is.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I'm ordering it this week.
I don't know when it's going to come in.
All right, but when it comes in, I'm going to get my gaming tutor, you sorry sacks of crap.
And I'm taking all you trolls on, baby.
I'm taking you all on.
I'm taking you all on, baby.
Somebody's asking me, is curved any good?
What is this?
Yee-haw in the woodshit?
Musk Pistol Cowboy Hat Face Ghost VS49 Musk Pistol Cowboy Hat Face Musk.
Shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
Yeehaw.
All right.
Yeehaw.
Yee-haw.
Yeehaw.
Gay men tutor.
Yeeha.
I need a gaming tutor, asshole.
I'm going to get a gaming tutor.
I'm going to start training and I'm going to poon your asses.
I'm going to poon all your asses.
Yeehaw.
Yee-haw.
Gay men.
All right.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw.
Yee-ha.
Wait a minute.
People are.
Throws half a car for a rig.
3,700 failed abort.
No, listen.
No, you're not understanding.
Okay.
All right.
I'm getting the best of the best.
You should play Halo MCC when it's fully released on PC.
Halo has great multiplayer.
I'll do it.
I'm not kidding.
We're doing it.
We're doing it all.
Spends $3,600 on a case, but only $800 on a monitor.
What a fucking thing.
What are you talking about?
The freaking box is where it's at.
What are you talking about, asshole?
Gorak.
Gay man tutor.
I said gaming tutor, asshole.
I said gaming tutor.
Have y'all even looked at the Corsair i-160?
Did you hear what Linus Tech Tips said about it?
He got, quote, a huge nerd dork erection when talking about the Corsair i160.
All right?
You can look right now on my channel under the community section to see that for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And why is everybody laughing about Linus Tech Tips?
That dude knows his stuff.
Why is everybody laughing?
Why is everybody laughing?
Here's the Jackler.
I'll gladly tutor you, ghost.
I can make you the best gaming cowboy around.
I'll trade an inner circle slot for my services.
Yeehaw cowboy.
You're the inner job.
Come on.
Come on, man.
They're idiots.
These trolls are just fucking with you.
I know.
I was about to say this is a badass freaking PC, man.
This is the best that you could get, man.
Are you joking?
I mean, this is a full immersion in the gaming play.
I mean, the only more immersion that you can get is getting the VR, which this computer is VR ready.
It's got a VR hookup in the front of the box.
And aside from that, it's got some proprietary convection cooling technology, which many people have already reviewed the Corsair i60, and they've tried to just push it to maximum capacity, and it never gets hot.
Never gets hot.
So I'm just saying, well, why is everybody saying I'm getting ripped off?
I'm not getting ripped off.
This is a badass computer, man.
I've done my due diligence, man.
I want to get the best of the best computer so I can whoop your goddamn internet people asses.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're right to consider your computer a big purchase.
Anytime you buy something expensive that you know nothing about, it's considered a big purchase.
Well, I know exactly what I'm getting.
What are you talking about, man?
You put, look, you put together everything that the Corsair i60 has in the box.
Liquid cooling, the freaking 280, the 2080 TI NVIDIA is like almost a freaking $1,200 alone.
Just for the graphics card.
And then you got the i9 8-core processor, 32 gigabytes of Corsair RAM.
Of Corsair RAM.
I mean, you got an SSD, what is it, 458-gigabyte drive, and then you've got another 2-terabyte regular drive for the memory.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on, man, man.
Whoop Your Goddamn Asses00:13:47
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
You guys are just hating on me.
And that's fine.
You all can hate on me all you goddamn want to, man, but I got the best of the best.
All right.
I'll take a picture of it for you.
Again, being serious for a second, I would buy a cheaper just to...
Look, I don't want to buy cheaper.
Do you understand?
I'm Mr. Internet Broadcaster here.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
I'm planning for the future, too, because I'm serious.
Once I get my gaming tutor, I am going to kick the living be Jesus out of all you trolls that have been trolling me on any effing game that you idiots want.
Just give me some time to train.
I'll get my gaming tutor, and we're going to hit, we're going to, you know, like a boxer hits the big bag, like the like a boxer hits the gym.
That's what I'm going to be doing for gaming here.
All right.
That's what I'm going to get for gaming, for Christ's sake.
All right.
This is 4K ready.
This is VR ready.
It's got a VR connection in the front of the box, man.
All I got to do is just get one of these VR Oculus Riffs or the Vive or one of these fucking things.
That's all I got to do.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
jesus christ give me my freaking beer for christ's sake now i got people in the chat room saying get a playstation 4 you lowly little consuming uh uh console gaming noob All right.
You console gaming noob.
You know what?
I'm smoking marijuana.
I'm not going to sit here.
You people have caused this.
You've caused this Monday to turn into the bad case of the Mondays.
All right.
You're just hating that I'm getting a Corsair i160 and you ain't.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I mean, I want to do a gaming stream.
You understand?
I'm going out.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm going after the best of the best gamers.
All right, Ninja, you better watch out.
All right, Dr. Disrespect, you better watch out.
All right, all you sons of bitches that are out there that think that you're badass gamers, you better watch out because I'm going into training and I'm getting a gaming tutor and I'm buying the best of the best equipment to whoop your goddamn asses.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not joking!
The computer is a beast.
But preparatory parts is its downfall.
Once the computer fan goes, will you be able to replace that thing for a reasonable price?
Think for just a second.
That shit is gonna be pricey as fuck in the long run.
I got a two-year warranty on it.
I'm not worried about it.
Yeah, two-year warranty.
LOL console peasants telling you to buy a PS.
I know!
I know, for Christ's sake, telling me to buy a console.
What do you want, Cuckler?
All right?
This guy's gonna overpay for a gaming PC filled with free bloatware when he could build a PC same-spec computer specs for $2,000.
It's not gonna come with bloatware, asshole.
$2,000.
No, you're gonna be a person of Corsair.
You people are just idiots.
You don't know your ass from your elbow when it comes to PCs, man.
All right?
Can't wait for your rig to arrive, Ghost.
Keep in mind how small that PC is to keep dust out of it.
That one fan could get clogged pretty fast.
That's a very good point there.
You see, Flouder8, he's got a very good point because sometimes, I mean, I mean, obviously, I smoke cigars, and now I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
Will that convection fan, like, suck in some of the smoke and get my computer high?
You know?
Hello there.
I saw your ad on Craigslist for a gay man tutor.
I would be interested in taking you up on your office.
I'm not popping up.
I charge $50 per session that you're going to be able to get $5 per hour.
You can't do that.
You can't do it and can be a top or bottom.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm not going on Craigslist for a gaming computer.
Spongebob makes you gay not that there's anything wrong with that.
I've been enjoying it.
I like the $6.66 donor there Spongebob Do you realize a lot of us have done this for 10 plus years for many hours per day, right?
You are old and have a slowing reaction time.
I used to be a gamer there, gay man tutor.
I used to be a gamer, all right?
All right, I got a pretty good reaction type.
You just watch.
Just watch when I start overtaking the game.
Once Ghost starts overtaking the game, and people are going to be talking about Ninja Who.
You know?
Once Ghost starts taking over this game, it's a Ninja Who is what they're going to be saying, all right?
Ninja Who Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer!
They're going to be saying Ninja Who, man.
All right?
Son of a bitch.
And not to mention, I want to beat Dr. Disrespect's fake gamer ass as well.
I'm sick and tired of seeing that stupid son of a bitch.
Dr. Disrespect take your goddamn mullet and shove it up your goddamn noob ass.
That's all you are.
You're just some big overgrown noob, is what you are, all right?
I'm not kidding, man.
I am going to call out the best of the best gamers.
I'm calling them all out.
Console Peasants BTFO.
Nice rig.
You can save a bit building it yourself.
But you have to know what you are doing.
To each day you get your new gaming PC.
Bonzie buddies.
I ain't got time for that.
I promise I am not malware.
I ain't got time to be building my own PC.
Jiggahoo?
Jigawa?
Jiggahoo?
I don't have time to be building my own PC.
I ain't got time for that.
I got businesses here.
I mean, you know, I got a lot of business.
I mean, you folks don't understand.
I got a lot of businesses that I got to tend to.
I know that you sons of bitches out here think that I'm just some stupid loser or something.
I got a lot of businesses going on out here, okay?
I'm a businessman.
All right?
I'm a businessman here.
I gotta spread my time out wisely.
Cuckler III.
What do you want, Cuckler III?
I will have you know I studied in college for 10 years to become a computer technician and have all my Cisco certifications.
Do they still give out Cisco certifications?
I could build a PC that would shit on that coset.
Yeah, right.
I've priced it all out myself.
What are you talking about?
You should get the legendary PC called Gal Gun.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You have no right to call console gamers noobs when you are literally buying the shittiest overpriced gaming PC.
How the hell do you figure, man?
Everybody who's reviewed the Corsair PC, you literally who's reviewed the Corsair i60 has gotten a damn nerd hard on over it, man.
Ghost who never heard.
Shut up.
Trump listens to my broadcast.
You idiots just don't know.
All right.
You just don't know.
All right.
I mean, come on, man.
Everybody who is a reviewer of Reviewer of Tech has loved to be a bad person.
Please install me on your gaming promise to be a very stable program and not malware.
Bonzie buddy.
Yeah, real funny, man.
I mean, wasn't the Bonzie Buddy that like virtual reality little program that was supposed to, I don't know, you're supposed to talk to it and, you know, program it.
And it was just a stupid algorithm, bunch of, it wasn't even an algorithm.
It was a script.
It wasn't even an algorithm, for Christ's sake.
That's just stupid.
That is so stupid.
I bet you have conversations with your Bonzie buddy, huh?
You know, actually, I think I did download that about fucking, what, 10 years ago, Bonzie Buddy?
And I was asking about what he knew about chicks, and he started sputtering out stuff like, I really like the woman body.
I really like the woman body.
I want to take over the woman body.
I mean, come on, man.
Don't listen to the idiot.
That's the best computer.
I know it is, Anonymous.
I know it is.
Look at it.
Some idiot for $2 said, only tards buy pre-built PCs.
Bro, I know people who have tried to build their own like rigs.
And when it comes to these goddamn sophisticated graphics cards, depending on your motherboard, you can't even line up the PCI slots with the pins correctly.
And then you're shit out of luck.
All right, then you're shit out of luck.
Oh, that was clever, bot.
All right, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
That was a long time.
I gotta remember.
Type one in the chat to fuck Rachel Albin's.
Hey, shut up, Jackler.
You want into the inner circle and you're talking that kind of shit?
I am much more sophisticated than that little bitch Clippy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so sure you are.
I'm so sure you are.
Ghost call these console fags a dirty console peasants.
Look it up.
It's a nasty term and an actually existing meme for these filthy peasants.
I swear even my VHS player could run better than shitbox one.
Well, hey, I mean, give me a, I mean, we're only telling the truth here, right?
We're only telling the truth.
All right.
I mean, you console gamers, get in with the now, man.
Get in with the now, console gamers.
Stop being a bunch of cheap fruits, all right?
Come on, man.
You can get a PC.
Hey, hey, you hear these idiots.
They're like, hey, you can build your own ghost.
I ain't got time to do that, man.
I ain't got time to do that, man.
I got freaking businesses, man.
I got things to do, man.
You understand?
I got money to make.
I ain't got time to be like, all right, let's go ahead and build our PC.
The Ghost Showa?
The Ghost Show?
Are you trying to call me some Jewish man or something?
I'm not acknowledging that.
I'm not acknowledging what the hell.
The Ghost Shoa, go shove it up your ass.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, what is this?
You people keep making fun of my gaming PC, but you just wait.
I'm buying the best of the best.
I am buying the best of the best.
I'll spend hours at it soiling my wheelchair.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, all right?
Can you just shut up?
Get over here and wipe my crack.
Crippled.
Just shut up, man.
All right.
You just wait.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You people are just pissed.
You people think that I'm just some kind of a noob or something.
Like I'm some normie.
I'm not a fucking normie, okay, dude?
I'm not a normie.
Bonzi Buddy is a shitty purple monkey that's basically spyware.
Never install that fucker on your computer.
I would never do it anyway.
I would never do it.
Well, here's this Yami Yugi.
According to my records, in order to get in with the now you will need to invest into the Salaman great cards, they are the top deck in the TCG as of this time.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I just, I ain't got time.
I ain't got time to be building PCs, man.
I got businesses, baby.
I got money to make over here, man.
I mean, y'all, even though this is the ghost show on YouTube, I'm a capitalist.
Dial up noises.
Windows 98 gaming PC, you asshole, all right?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on, man.
I mean, that's why I'm buying this Corsair i160, dude.
I mean, this is why it's the best of the best computer so I can start gaming and get a gaming stream on and take the gaming industry by storm.
All right?
Take the gaming industry by storm.
I'm going right after Ninja.
I'm going right after Dr. Disrespect and any of these other gaming punks that think they got a big digital slong head.
I'm going after them.
Ghost scissor aces.
What the hell is that?
I spent $800 custom building a rig with two GTX 980s, 1TB and 16 gigabytes RAM.
And I have literally no professional computer experience.
I want the best of the best, ESO.
I want the best of the best.
Do you understand that?
I want to own these noobs.
I want to own these normies, man.
I want to own these people, man.
Own These Noobs And Normies00:13:55
All right.
Listen, man, I've just got all this crap all over the fucking place.
Y'all made me fucking make a fucking mess in my office.
Crap.
It's crap all over the place, man.
God damn it.
I am a perfectly innocent digital assistant.
I am much more helpful than that lazy bitch.
I'm sick of all these liars calling me malware.
Yeah, I'm sure you're malware, Bongey, buddy.
You sound like you got digital aids, all right?
You sound like you got the digital aids.
I'm not going to go listen to that.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch, man.
What a show, man.
I mean, what a goddamn show.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What a goddamn show, for Christ's sake.
Cuckler III sucked my digital 15 and a half inch.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, you just wish that you had a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage like this man right here while you're just sitting over there with your little two and a half inch shrimp, huh?
Your little pink willie, huh?
Son of a bitch.
All right, I'm sick and tired of you people, all right?
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, I wanted to talk about a lot of stuff here.
I wanted to talk about how Bernie Sanders, everybody wants him to be president.
This son of a bitch almost got taken out by the shower.
Did y'all see old Uncle Bernie today?
He had a goddamn patch on his head.
Almost got taken out by going out of the shower.
But you want to know why he's running for 2020?
Money.
Money.
Cucky Doodle Dandy.
Need a dispenser here?
Need a dispenser?
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Coffee Olamide guilty of rape of 15-year-old girls.
Shut up.
Jeffrey, you shut him up.
Western states.
Stop trying to do my job.
After three killed and Christchurch shooting, far right attack could happen in UK too.
Yee-haw.
Can you shut up with the yee-haw, you asshole?
All right?
Just shut up with the goddamn Yee-Ha.
I mean, I'm about to get to the news here.
I'm about to talk about Bernie Sanders almost getting taken out by the shower.
All right.
And why is he running 2020?
He wants your money.
Bernie Sanders made 250, over, over 250 million.
Tiger uppercunt.
He made over $250 million in the 2016 run for president.
That's what old Bernie Sanders did.
And he realizes that, man, if I made $260 last time, I can make even more this time.
So Bernie Sanders is coming out, even though he's an old, decrepit, prostate-infected bastard that probably has to get up about five or six times to take a piss tonight.
Even though he can barely get out of his shower.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Delete system 32.
I'm not that stupid, you moron.
All right.
Shut up.
But he's going to run.
And you know what you people are going to do?
You're going to be like, Bernie, Bernie, I love you.
Look at you, Bernie.
I love you.
And what is Bernie Sanders going to do?
Hey, hey, I'm Boyne Sanders.
And I'd like for you to continue to donate to my campaign.
Even though I have no shot in hell to win, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to give you free college.
I'm going to...
Christ's sake!
What happened to the stream?
What's going on, engineer?
For Christ's sake, what the hell happened to the stream?
We'll get it fixed.
I've got dead air here, man.
I've got dead air here.
I've got dead air here for Christ's sake, man.
Look, we got to just ran over the wires.
Look, obviously we're having technical difficulties.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm going to get with the engineer right now.
And not to mention, I got to go drain the main vein from all the damn alcohol I've been drinking.
We're obviously having some kind of technical difficulties.
Yeah, the stream felt the burn, huh?
You saw that, huh?
How you notice that, huh?
You notice when the stream went down when I started talking about stupid dumb Bernie Sanders, who's going to rip all you people off of all the pennies you got left in your college debt account?
Huh, you notice that?
And shut up.
I don't have a goddamn Obama PC.
Go sit there and shove it up your ass.
I don't have an Obama PC.
I don't have an Obama PC, you son of a bitch.
So shut up.
I'm going to be right back.
I'm going to figure out Ghost's Obama internet.
Shut up, asshole!
I don't have an Obama internet, and I don't have an Obama PC.
So shut your mouth.
Your internet connection is more crippled than your legs.
Maybe put that PC money to a decent ISP.
Shut up.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I'm going to try to figure it out right now.
Make your time.
Ha ha ha.
All your net belongs to you.
Cuckler III.
Shut up, man.
Hey, it's TN Apostle.
Shout out to Engineer and down with Cuck, Fox News.
Bring that in.
You're damn right, TN Apostle, baby.
Bring back Janine Pirro.
Bring back Janine Pirro.
You're damn right.
Press O for Obama computer, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I want to say cheers, baby.
Cheers to TN Apostle.
And you're goddamn right.
Bring back Janine Pirro.
Bring back Janine Pirro.
You goddamn cuckhole connoisseurs.
Bring back Janine Pirro.
Anyway, I was about to take a break to figure out what the hell the damn technical difficulties were, but I do want to say cheers to the TN Apostle, baby, for the $25 dono, man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And look at all the haters in the chat room, man.
You stupid haters.
Are you hating because TN Apostle is flexing digital goddamn nuts on you?
Huh?
Woo!
Anyway, I want to say cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
All right, cheers.
All right.
Now don't go anywhere.
I'm going to be right back.
I'm going to go check out what the hell the goddamn technical difficulties are because it's obvious we're having technical difficulties.
Ghost changing his catheter.
Shut up, asshole.
Aside from us trying to investigate the technical difficulties.
20 needs 25 to fix Obama computer.
Still a cheap fuck.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut the hell up.
Shut your mouth.
Hey, Ghostler.
Been nice and busy with work.
The first four Halo games will be some of the best experiences of your career.
Trust me.
Oh, yeah.
Can't wait.
Oh, yeah.
Halo, huh?
Halo.
I would fuck Janine Piro.
I'm sure you would, you goddamn incel.
All right, kebab removalist.
I'm sure you would, you incel.
That $25 donation was so powerful, it froze my Xbox.
No, you're damn right, it was powerful.
You're goddamn right, it was powerful.
Eight gigabytes of Ram at Ram Ranch.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass, please, all right.
Cuckler III.
Now, listen, just shut up, Cuckler the third, and shut up, everybody.
I'll be right back.
All right?
I'm gonna go check on these technical difficulties that we've had out here.
And by the way, I've got to drain the 50 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage.
I gotta drain the main vein.
So don't go anywhere, scumbags.
All right?
Don't go anywhere.
And by the way, man, since you idiots have given me a bad case of the freaking Mondays, we might as well, when we come back, transition right into radio graffiti, man.
I ain't got time for you people to continue to be like a bad case of the crabs, giving me a bad case of the Mondays.
Everyone on Twitter who is on the right is switching to Young.
Shut up, dude.
That's a damn lie.
That's a damn lie.
Trump has failed so badly.
You're an idiot.
You're just an idiot that doesn't want to work, Black Pill.
That's why you like Yang.
Because he's going to give you $1,000 just for breathing because you're just a loser that doesn't want to earn a living.
All right.
You're not given a living.
You earn a living, and your stupid, dumb loser ass wants to be given a living.
That's not how it is.
That's not what's going to happen.
All right.
Wire-nibbling squirrels have shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Look, I'm going to be right back.
All right.
I'm going to investigate these technical difficulties.
And when I do, I'm going to go ahead and put on Insanity Control, which is the heavy metal sound bed that is played at the beginning of this show.
It is a royalty-free heavy metal check.
You can find it on YouTube.
Don't go anywhere.
Everybody, don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go check on these technical difficulties and I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that would go into your girl's snatch pipe and come out her mouth.
All right.
Take me out, Engineer, for Christ's sake, man.
Go ahead and put on the goddamn tune here so I can go ahead and drain the goddamn main vein up in this son of a bitch.
Christ.
We're back.
All right, we're back.
And take off the tech.
Where the hell did you get that graphic, engineer?
Jesus Christ, pay for some music, you divorced dog beater.
Enough of the boomer noise, pay for some music.
Shut up, asshole.
We're in the works of that, all right?
We're in the works of that.
Who the hell who the hell donated while I was gone here?
Who the hell?
Got uh, no, the engineer jizz on router.
Enough Of The Boomer Noise00:08:00
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
All right, now I can't, first of all, where the hell did you get that graphic engineer?
Where the hell did you get that?
When the hell did you get fans?
When the hell did you get fans?
Nobody likes you.
What the hell?
the hell are you talking about whatever all right Whatever, for Christ's sake.
How come nobody does that for me, man?
How come nobody does that for me?
How come nobody does that for old ghosts, man?
Nobody does that for me, man.
Some fan, he said, did that for him, man.
Some fan did it for him, man.
Good God, man.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
All right, you all know what time it is, all right?
It's time for more beer and to break out the goddamn wacky tobacco, to break out the devil's lettuce, to break out the grass, the reefer, the mirror joanna, the mota.
Jesus Christ, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
I only listen for engineer.
Go shove it up, your ass, man.
This is my show.
The ghost show.
I'm the talent, man.
Drunkler, Axel4432, Moonman 4 President, Rick Hoover.
God damn it, Jackler!
Don't be doing shout-outs on my show, you picked it up.
You son of a bitch, Jackler, man.
Alright, just shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
Give me my goddamn.
You know what?
I'm getting the wacky tobacco.
Here's Cuckler the Third Ghost.
Can you give me a place to submit fan art or pics?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
There's Thomas the Tanky.
Don't let the troublesome trolls take you down.
Hey, Thomas the Tanky, thank you for the $10 dono, man.
Cheers to the $10 dono for Tommy the Tanky.
Engineer is a spy.
Watch your back ghost.
He has a knife.
Don't, don't, don't go there, man.
All right.
I buy that for a dog.
Tub guy.
Tub guy.
Let's jump in the hot tub and take turns sucking Rachel's toes.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That isn't the real tub guy.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid mouth.
NG is the true talent of the show.
You're finished ghost.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
It's my show.
It's a ghost show.
Slob on my knob, cuck.
Ghostler smells.
Are you shitting me?
This is what you're gonna do to me on my own show?
Stop!
It's my show!
The ghost show!
I'm the talent!
You scumbag!
Don't you understand that?
I'm the talent!
The engineer has his job, man!
Here we got Shy Guy Mask.
What the hell are you talking about?
Console fanboys are pathetic.
Why bother getting an Xbox or a PlayStation when even the worst pre-built PCs are 10 times better and more versatile than a console?
PC plus Switch equals the master.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
You're just shit-talking consoles and you like the Nintendo Switch?
You like the Nintendo Switch?
Oh, you must be a bitch.
I mean, the Nintendo Switch is for the bitch.
All right, come on.
Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
Yeehaw.
And Captain Autism, can you shut up with the freaking Dessie stuff?
All right, leave Captain Destiny alone.
He didn't do nothing.
Engineer, have a few moments of fame.
I know you're the talent, but at least give him some credit for you.
Let me get my drink and let me break out the wacky tobacco.
Here he goes again.
Don't be mean to Engineer.
He might do stupid things here and there, but he does you proud most of the time.
I think you should thank Engie for his services and loyalty over the years.
Yeah, I have, believe me.
I financially compensate Engineer, okay?
He gets paid, all right?
Shut up.
Sorry, we all know the Engineer is the true talent.
Shut up your ass, Bonzie buddy.
I'm the talent.
That's why it's called the Ghost Show.
It's called the Ghost Show because me, Ghost, I'm the goddamn talent.
I'm the goddamn talent, man.
Justice for Dessler.
Desi did nothing wrong.
Hey, hey, hey, I keep saying that, but these dumb trolls don't get it, man.
Jackler says for the shout out.
This fatty, been drinking too much and forgot.
Shut up, Cuckler III.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
The NG show.
God damn it, shut your ass.
I'm not joking.
All of you, just shut your goddamn ass.
Now, look, before I get any more pissed off, before you assholes continue to troll me, I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco here, all right?
Give me the freaking bag.
Here it is right here.
I got a live lock bag right here, baby.
You want to know this new tetrahydrocannabinol variant that I got from the Mexican kid that I score from?
As a matter of fact, the Mexican kid sells candy apples on the corner.
He knows how to get the medical grade marijuana that's being dispensed at some of these legal states in America and being smuggled into Texas.
Now, this one that I got right here, has anybody ever heard of Strawberry Kush?
E for engineer to host.
Fuck Ghost that cheap.
Shut up, idiot.
All right, shut up.
Does anybody know anything about Strawberry Kush?
Because this is what it is.
I haven't tried it.
All right.
I've got some remnants of the old stuff.
I'm going to try the good stuff here.
This is supposed to be Strawberry Kush.
So let's go ahead and see what Strawberry Kush has to say, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Here.
And once again, like every bag I score, I mean, it's pungent, man.
Punge it, man.
Jackler's the Jackler can jerk himself off.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
All right.
Let me go ahead and load this bowl here.
All right.
And look, don't harsh my mellow, you trolls.
Well, here's Cuckler III.
Ghost is snorting cocaine.
Shut up, asshole.
I don't do yay-yo.
I don't snort yay-yo.
Okay?
NG bangs rate.
Shut up, you stupid idiot.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
I don't do yay-yo.
I want everybody to understand that I don't do ye-yo.
Now, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
I'm loading the bowl here, okay?
I'm loading the bowl.
And you know, there's no better feeling.
You know, many of you may disagree with me, but there is no better feeling than having, like, you know, a good buzz going on on the alcoholic end.
And then you start smoking some of this tetrahydrocannabinol.
There ain't no better feeling, man.
There ain't no better feel.
I'm not kidding.
And hey, I don't do ye-yo in the chat room.
I don't do ye-yo.
All right, I'm not gonna do that.
I've never done it.
I have never ever done yay-you.
I've never done anything else.
I'll tell you what I do want to possibly do is take the magic mushroom.
Put Some Stoner Music On00:14:20
I'm not kidding.
I want to take the magic mushroom.
All right, but I have to be around a group of friends to do that.
You know, I don't want to do that around a bunch of strangers.
I want to take the magic mushroom in and see the true meaning of life.
Anyway, let me go ahead and load this.
What is this?
Shut up, Jackworth!
0.42% now at 1,307.
Stop trying to take my job!
44% now at $15.39.
Platinum is up by 0.42% now at 3.5.50.
All right.
Palladium up by 0.41%.
We get it.
You're taking my job or being an asshole, all right?
Just shut up.
Yee-haw.
Shut up.
Suppleby radio graffiti.
Stay tuned.
Yee-haw.
Why do you idiots keep saying yee-ha, you asshole?
Ghost compensates engineer by letting him fuck his wife as he watches and jerks off.
Son of a bitch, shut up.
I'm not a goddamn cuck.
All right, asshole.
You're a bunch of cucks.
You're a bunch of cucks.
Sunday Night NG show or troll.
Oh, no, don't, no.
No, no, we're not going there.
You see?
You see what you people do?
I'm telling you, I'll open a Saturday Night Troll show.
I told you about all the good stuff.
And look at this asshole.
Sunday Night NG show or troll war.
Are you kidding me?
You gotta be joking.
You gotta be joking me.
You've gotta be joking.
Don't think about it, Engineer.
I'm not even joking.
Don't you even think about it, you piece of crap.
These people are trolling.
Don't listen to them.
They wouldn't listen to you.
They wouldn't care about you.
They're just saying that because they think they can get one over on me.
And by the way, take that goddamn Beta O'Rourke face off.
He looks like a freaking fruit bowl, man.
This son of a bitch looks like he's cleaning freaking shampoo baths or something.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Look at people want the Engineer Show on Sunday.
Engineer Show on Sunday.
Are you kidding me?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look.
Look.
Let me take some smoke before I get any more pissed off, man.
All right.
This is obvious.
I'm not paying any more attention to these stupid, dumb, sick internet people in the goddamn chat room, man.
I've already loaded my bowl with a strawberry cush.
All right.
And before I do that, let me blow my nose.
All right.
Let me blow my nose because it's springtime out here in San Hambonio and I've been inhaling a lot of different crap.
All right.
So it's stuck in my nostrils.
All right.
So let me just go ahead and blow my nose here.
So we can be.
What is this?
Hey, Engineer, last night's show was on.
Shut up!
Sunday Engineer.
Give Engineer a chance.
He might be good.
Are you joking?
Give me a break.
I'd buy that for a while.
Hail Lee Haller.
Let's see if NG fucks Ghost's wife with his 50s.
Go shove it up, you're in the middle of the morning.
blow my nose and shut up you assholes man for christ's sake Man, I don't have that.
I don't have that, like, you know, fluid mucus.
I got like, I got like boogers in my nose.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get it.
I, I, you know, luckily, you're, you know, there's no, like, camera, but I gotta start picking here.
I'm gonna start picking here.
Jesus Christ.
Here, hey, look at this one, engineer.
Look at that, huh?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's you see, you see that?
I'm breathing through my nose a lot better.
That's better.
All right.
Let me get one more drink and then we're going to the wacky tobaki.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I love how you idiots still think that the engineer is real when it's just shut up, freaking panda.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
You're just a hater.
All right.
I'm going to smoke this weed.
All right.
Once again, I'm about to take a hit of some strawberry Kush, brand new bowl.
I just cleaned the screen on this son of a bitch as well.
All right.
So just let's go ahead and hook this up.
All right.
What is this?
Gross.
This is why you lost hundreds of thousands of listeners.
Why?
Son of a bitch.
Give me.
Just shout.
I'm not paying attention to you.
I'm smoking marijuana.
What is it?
Jackler.
Heby Minin for green gold.
Yee-haw.
And can you shoving up your ass with this Yee-haw crap?
All right.
Seriously, man.
Let me smoke my freaking tetrahydrocannabinol and shut up.
And I hate Bic lighters, man.
Get better lighters, man.
There you go.
You gotta let it.
You gotta hold it in.
You gotta let it hit the brain, for Christ's sake.
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, man.
Your friend Tyrone is just you doing a Nick Her impression.
Oh, man.
What the hell is the freaking panda saying, man?
Oh, man.
That first hit got me, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
I'm going to pop my neck.
You see, you know, right after you take a good hit of some good stuff, you know, you just, let me pop my neck.
Hold on.
Let me pop this.
Oh.
Oh, it's just like, it's just, it's just pressure just being relieved, man.
Let me do it from the other side here.
Oh.
Oh, that's just like pressure, man.
Just being relieved, man.
I mean, good God, man.
Oh, I feel better, man.
I mean, see that?
Just one nice hit, man.
One nice hit, man.
It's just, it's just so great, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Let me, let me, I got to take another one, man.
You saw how that calmed me down, dude.
That was just like, you know, it was like mellow, mellow, you know what I'm saying?
All right, let's do this again.
All right.
Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, man.
This strawberry Kush is pretty tasty.
Pretty tasty stuff.
you gotta lay at the brain oh my god man I feel so mellow, mellow, mellow.
I mean, you see, I mean, this is pretty good shit, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
This Kush, the strawberry Kush, that's some pretty good stuff, dude.
I'm not even choking, man.
I've only had two hits, and I feel like I've already been taking like four or five of them, man.
It's that strawberry Kush.
It sure as hell ain't that Reggie Bush.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
You know, I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
I'm going to take one more.
Don't call me a pothead, dude.
seriously in the chat room don't don't harsh my mellow and don't call me a pothead or or don't uh you know you know don't do this man oh man that's good stuff Oh, man.
Just one more, man.
I'm sorry.
This is strawberry Kush, baby.
This sure as hell ain't that Reggie Bush.
I don't be hitting that Richie Bush.
And I got...
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another smoke here.
I buy that for a dollar.
Dear Park, Texas Infuego.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah, shut up.
I don't want to talk about it.
Don't harsh my mellow, dude.
True pothead radio, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, baby.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
True Junkie Radio, the man they called Sheckler the Junk.
Sheckler the Junkie, you asshole?
Come on, man.
Don't harsh my mellow like that, man.
Hey, engineer, man.
Can you throw on some stoner music?
Let's throw on some stoner music, man.
You know, I just feel stunned to be with you, girl.
It's like me.
Hello.
Hey, hey, hey, it's like me in stone.
Can you give me some music, dude, where I can be mellow, like mellow, like mellow, like mellow, you know what I mean?
Like mellow.
Mellow.
Can you do that, engineer, please?
All right.
Let's go ahead and do that.
I'm going to take one more.
Is it even?
I think this is cached.
There's.
There's a couple of, there's something to smoke in there.
Let's just put a couple more flakes, all right?
I'm not going to load a new bowl.
I'm just going to put a couple more flakes on there, all right?
CX for get to radio graphics.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Just shut up.
All right.
I'm doing me right now.
All right, asshole.
I'm doing me.
Uh-uh.
Jesus Christ, that belch smelled for Christ's sake.
I'm doing me.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
Ghost the Jew.
Shut up.
I'm not going to play that.
So I'm gonna get copyright strike for that.
Nothing to get copyright strike from, Engineer.
All right, you hear me?
All right, do something cool.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right.
And hamster rides, go fuck yourself, too, while you're at it.
All right.
I should ban you from here for being such a prick.
Let's go ahead and do you got it, Engineer?
The more I wait, these assholes are trolling me, and they're harshing my mellow.
Put some stoner music on, dude.
Put some stoner music on.
Well, put it on and put it on now.
I don't want to freaking fuck around this crap.
Put it on.
Uh-uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
I remember this stoner music, baby.
you Here, I got to take another hit while this is playing, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody feel the high that I'm under.
Expand your consciousness.
Expand your consciousness.
Oh, man.
Expand your consciousness.
Expand your consciousness.
You understand?
All right.
You know, this is stoner music, dude.
This is the kind of music that you can just ride the wave with.
All right.
Song name.
I don't know what the hell this song name is.
It is, man.
I just.
This is The Monster by Loco Parentis.
So that's the song, okay?
Expand your consciousness.
Expand your consciousness.
Woo!
Yeah!
Everybody knows what I'm doing.
All right, shut it off.
Shut that crap off.
Shut it off.
All right.
You people ain't feeling it, man.
You people are just you're trolling once again.
You know, you're being a bunch of jerks.
Expand Your Consciousness Woo00:06:55
So anyway, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs here in a second.
Let me just go ahead and take one more.
Let me take one more smoke of tetrahydrocannabinol.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Got to look at the brain, baby.
You got to look at the brain.
All right.
Now, without any further ado, let's go ahead.
Do we have chat room shout-outs, Engineer?
Because, you know, let's give these people chat room shout-outs, even though they fucking make my life a living hell.
What's the chat?
Do we have some?
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
Right now.
All right.
This just in, Ghost was caught last night giving George Soros a tuggy in the Dirty Dogs bar parking lot.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
We've got David245611.
We've got Orange Game Cinema, Sandwich, Bond Dayton, some stupid fruity ass moron named Randy Marsh, who's a dumb jerk dick.
We've got, who else do we have?
We've got Blind Shoemaker, Based Loler in the house, Tiger Uppercunt.
We got Scoot in the house.
We've got Ecclesman, Abdictive.
We've got yours truly, AG, Baird Grimm, Fish.
We've got Buster in the house.
Nate Higgins.
Meko Unknown, whatever the hell that means.
QT Anime Girl.
Oh, that's fresh.
SSP, Hans Gayen Soko, Don Spew.
We've got Loyalty Brigade.
And by the way, the gaming streams are going to come once I get my PC.
I'm going to order it this week.
And once I get it, I'm going to hook it up and then I'm going to get the gaming tutor.
We're going to go into training once I get the gaming tutor and I'm going to poon these asses.
We got King Capitalist.
We've got Dorito Burrito, Flaming Creations.
We got this idiot, Death by Bacon.
I don't know what his problem is.
I saw you in the comments, you stupid little whiny prick.
Why don't you just sit there and shut your mouth?
How about Mojo, Danger Dan, Twitch Duva, dude?
With his Yee-Ha.
Shove your Yee-Ha up your ass.
Kitty Cuddles.
We've got Twins Rock 15.
Beta O'Rourke equals Pride of Tech.
Shove it up, your ass.
With that stupid name.
Rick Hoover.
We've got Blake.
There's Jackler.
Yeah, there.
And there's Puka, dude.
I thought you were probably fingering your ass in the bathroom listening to my voice somewhere because you're such a fruiter.
We've got, who else we got?
We got Moonman for president.
Erica Does.
I don't even know if she's a chick or not, but she's a son of a bitch.
Kitty Cuddles, nice meme.
Aaron Tolman, Odd Eyes Magician, Duff Guy.
What is this?
Captain Autism.
When are you going to get your game?
Shut up.
It's gaming computer idiot.
We've got Kenneth Ismore.
We got Holy Stars.
Cutting Myself Laughing.
That's not very funny.
Edgar Crimson.
Michael Brown 1995.
Steven Stinkinverse.
Josh.
We've got Vobraziero.
Whatever the hell that means.
Granny, a trainee, whatever the hell that means.
Pookie from 713.
Resistance Fighter 14.
Lightning Notes.
Stop fruiting me up with those stupid graphics you got on your stupid clip show, you fruit bowl.
We got Sean Rutherford with Jupiter9099.
Night Prowler.
It's gaming computer idiot.
Stormy Dash, RS Matrix 1X, Ice Proof.
Ghost is a hippie.
I'm a hippie, really, dude.
Hey, dude.
We all love each other, dude.
Shut up.
I'm not a fucking hippie.
Are you kidding me?
Giraffe Anus asshole.
Danger Dan.
Gerbit the Gay Frog.
This fruit bowl.
Ryan K, Train Lover567.
Kit Lemonfoot.
Blake.
Dr. Festus.
We've got Gizmo 2046.
Let's get to Radio Graffiti already, Alex.
Don't call me Alex ever again, you stupid son of a bitch.
We got the Individualante.
That's actually a pretty cool name.
Individualante.
That's pretty good.
Bob Tom, Mark's Jester, Lizard G. Putus.
We've got, yeah, action capitalist, AAK Kush.
Yeah, real funny.
We got Drunkler, Spermy the Cat.
I thought we got Spermi's ass out of here, man.
We got Frontier Justice Dazzling Fanboys.
We got Pete Graham.
We've got, who else we got?
We got Keem Scarce.
We got Baca Survivor.
Hey, Baca Survivor, why are you calling me a degenerate stoner wannabe, man?
I thought you were cool.
You were sending me some information about some of these people's docs on here on email.
Anyway, never mind.
Forget it.
We got the Cali Fruit.
We've got Curry Sky, Omelet, Hybrid J.
We got Alpha 9571.
We got Richard McConnell.
We got Tyron Callos.
I'm not Alex Jones asshole.
We got Lem Pamo, Epic Lowell's Man.
We've got Pickleman.
Pickleman's always in here.
We got Dynamo Savage, not Raptor.
There's Celtic Brody.
We've got 115Zombie 935.
We got Mega Raptor.
Excuse me.
We got the RDM show, Tia Juana Genius.
Clover, you're a piece of crap.
I've seen you what you talk about me.
What's going on, BN King?
We've got Brooke Nicole.
We've got Troy Eldridge, Crazy World Drill Master, Mojo, Masked Pony, you idiot.
I can't believe you're still around.
We got Ghost Likes Trans.
Shut Up Milo Yiannopoulos00:03:29
Shut up.
You're an idiot, man, for saying that.
I'm just trying to give some education to folks and nobody can appreciate it.
All right.
All right.
So just shut up.
How about Danger Dan, the fan of Nintendo Star?
We've got, who else we got here?
We got Liz Porter.
We got the Scat Man.
We got Anthony J. All right.
I think that's about it.
Weather in the Dark 69.
Dial GA8643.
Fudge Nipples.
Donnie Kurz.
We've got Exolon's Archive.
And there's dumbass hamster rides, you stupid son of a bit.
I should throw you out of here for being such a jerk off.
I want to be honest with you.
You're a biggest jerk off.
You're like a consistent jerk off around here.
You know that?
Consistent jerk.
We got Political Punch.
We got Epsilon.
We got Deer Freckles in the house.
Gimme Poon, whoever the hell that is.
A friendly medic.
What is this?
Baked Alaska joins the Young Gang.
Baked Alaska worked for BuzzFeed before he became a so-called white nationalist.
He's a fucking fraud.
And you could tell him I said that.
All right.
Red Pill Acolyte.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
Oh, you white nationalists and alt-riders.
They're like, oh, yeah, baked Alaska.
He's so great.
He worked for BuzzFeed.
All right, look it up, you stupid morons.
And who did he promote when he became the right winger?
Who was he the manager of when he became a right-winger?
Nothing but Milo Yiannopoulos, which made the right wing even look that much more stupid.
So wake the fuck up, you idiots.
Good God.
You see, I shouldn't even be red pilling you people about this shit.
But seriously, who was he the manager of right after he left BuzzFeed?
Milo Yiannopoulos.
And Milo Yiannopoulos tried to justify on Joe Rogan's show.
You all remember, you can tell Milo Yiannopoulos I said this because he was a piece of crap for saying it, saying, you know, well, it's okay.
It's completely okay if a young gay man is being prepped by an old gentleman to introduce them to their homosexuality and all this other crap.
He was justifying pedophilia.
I mean, in a sense, and that's why his whole damn career went and was flushed down the proverbial toilet.
So I'm just saying, I hate hearing baked Alaska's name.
He is a piece of trash that has been instigating a bunch of crap for the past since 2016.
And now all of a sudden, he's what?
He's Yang Gang.
I wouldn't be surprised.
He's a piece of crap, all right?
All right.
I'm not a tranny, you son of a bitch.
Erica does.
Really?
You're not a tranny?
Really?
Really?
You're not a tranny?
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I've seen you in the chat room.
Hate Hearing Baked Alaska Name00:09:36
You know, I've seen what you've said.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Jesus Christ, you make, you know what?
You people make me so pissed off I need to piss again.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
Huh?
You get me so pissed.
Why are you even talking about baked Alaska and all these stupid losers, man?
All right?
Why?
I'm about to get to Radio Graffiti, and now you people want to start talking about some serious political stuff.
Now, all of a sudden, I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you're probably not even a tranny.
You're just such an ungusting cross-dresser.
You're a non-passable.
Anybody who is non-passable as a tranny, you're either a transvestite or you're a cross-dresser.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm not kidding around about baked alab.
I'm tired of these people.
I'm tired of the white nationalist and the alt-right.
I mean, give me a break.
It's a joke.
And what white are you white nationalists talking about?
Because most of the folks that I have come across in this white nationalist, alt-right scenario, drain your feminine penis.
Yeah, real funny.
Most of them are not even Aryan, which is what the whole concept of the supreme race is derived from.
That's what Hitler stoked back in Nazi Germany so he could social organize these group of people so that they could be so galvanized to take over the world for him.
Rectal prolapse ghost.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
Now, listen, I'm not kidding around.
What white are you white nationalists talking about?
Because many folks that are white nationalists, Hitler would have, he didn't like you people.
Hitler didn't like Russians.
And take a look at how many people that have Ruski last names that are white nationalists or alt-riders.
He didn't like Polish people.
Look at how many Polish people.
Look at how many Slavic people are white nationalists.
He didn't like any of these people.
He wasn't too fond of the Irish, old Hitler.
So I'm just asking, what white are you white nationalists talking about?
And then you start to realize that, well, you know, I don't really know.
You know, just, you know, the Anglo-Saxon, the Anglo-Saxon.
Well, if you're going to preserve the Anglo-Saxon, that wasn't necessarily a race.
That was a creo around a certain bunch of principles that created the Western civilization.
Obviously, those that created that were of the European persuasion.
But unfortunately, what is this?
Ghost is just mad.
Judaism excludes him from the ethnos.
I just shut up, you idiot.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
I'm just saying, no one has ever answered this.
I've been asking this for three years from the alt-right white nationalist.
What white are you all talking about?
All right.
What white are you talking?
I'm just asking.
Is it the German, you know, Aryans?
Is it the what?
I'm just asking.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Yeah, the Dutch people might hear.
What about the Dutch ghost?
You're absolutely right.
I'm just saying.
I mean, what white are you folks talking about?
You can't explain that.
I mean, if y'all were coming at the debate from a cultural perspective, for instance, instead of being like so blatantly like Richard Spencer, like, I'm a 40-year-old man and I'm going to have the haircut of Hitler youth.
TTT Transcapitalist Radio, the fat ass of Trannies.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
I mean, I'm serious.
If you're just going to be like one of these fucking agitating Richard Spencers, like, oh, look at me, I'm a white nationalist and I'm a 40-year-old man and I'm going to have a Hitler youth haircut and oh my God, then what do you expect to do?
What do you expect to accomplish other than agitation that gives fervor to the other side?
Because Richard Spencer doesn't even know what he's talking about.
Most of these white nationalists don't.
If you come at it from culture, let's just say if these so-called white nationalists say that, hey, look, it's not about race.
It's about culture.
It's about how a certain culture, based upon a whole bunch of psycho and demographics, raise their children is why we have the so-called white privilege.
I mean, you know, people call it, talk white privilege, white privilege, white privilege.
You want to know why white privilege even exists?
Because it comes down to the culture of family, to the culture of how they raise children.
And in many white cultures, and we can obviously dissect those white cultures into many different variants, they cared about their offspring to the point where what they did in the present was meant to be handed down to those that are in the future, you know, their kids, their offspring, their grandchildren, etc.
I mean, that was embedded within many white cultures, whatever you, if you want to break it down to skin color, that's what really constructed many of the cultures of the white European cultures.
They believed that they lived for their youth.
Now, you take a look at many of the other cultures that are blaming so-called white privilege on those that are pale skin.
You're seeing a lot of folks that are ethnic in this country claiming that white people have white privilege.
But okay, let's take a look at that.
just told you and explained it to you that these European cultures, for whatever reason, and we can look at many of them, they believe that what they make today means what they leave their children in the future.
Now, you take a look at the ethnic cultures that are claiming this so-called white privilege against those that they deemed white.
Take a look at those cultures.
Take a look at the fact, let's just say for the black community, for instance, the black community, believe it or not, has an astronomical number of single-parent families.
Now, when you have single-parent families, I'm not saying they're right or wrong, but do you think that a single parent is going to be working to give or bequeath the children in the future some level of net worth, a business, a property, a home, something?
No.
Most single parents are barely getting by, let alone taking care of their children, etc.
Vals gave Newell credits Phil Spencer.
But that's why I'm saying, how is it racial when it's cultural?
And if these stupid white nationalists and these stupid alt-riders had a brain, that's the direction they would be going.
All right.
Yeah, you're bored of this show.
No, I'm just simply stating, man.
I mean, take a look at the ethnic cultures of this country.
How do they raise their children?
And do they believe that their children are what they're working for?
And believe it or not, many ethnic groups in this country do not live to bequeath or to gain assets or to gain property or to gain businesses to bequeath to their children.
Now, is that a race?
If we're going to go back to race then, if that's a racial situation, now what does that say about race?
Because there has been many other ethnic groups that do the things that the Europeans have done.
You know, they work and they get assets and they bequeath it to their children.
The Chinese do it.
Or I should say the Asians.
I don't want to incorporate the Asians do it in this country.
You don't see Asians having the same problems as some of these minorities that have been here for a long time.
Representative Devin Nunes is suing me because I said some funny, maybe mean things on Twitter.
What a snowflake.
Well, you know what?
It happens, all right?
Banned skinheads.
I'm just simply stating, man, these morons that are out here that are white nationalists and that are alt-riders are coming at it from the wrong direction.
All right.
I mean, they should be coming at it from a cultural direction and whether or not, and this is how, this is the debate, this is what it should be.
Not just racial crap.
It should be based on culture.
Representative Devin Nunes Suing Me00:08:03
All right.
The fact that the parents that have the children, how they raise those children, whether or not they're going to leave those children anything.
That's what creates the future of a race is a culture, not the race itself, the culture.
How they have any, if they have any moral principles, if they care about family, if they care about marriage, etc.
You know what?
You people are bored.
You know what?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go, hey, put on the goddamn song engineer.
These people are going to treat me like a piece of crap.
I'm shooting pearls to you idiots, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you assholes.
And look at you.
Look at you in the chat room, man.
Frickin', I'm going to take a break, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
If you're going to treat me like this, screw you, man.
Screw you, you piece of crap.
Put on the music.
I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS SHIP!
All right, I think they've had enough.
They had enough.
Take it off.
I don't want to fucking hear this crap.
Y'all think I'm BSing around?
You're going to keep trolling me, huh?
You think I'm a big joke, huh?
Those freaking beers all over the place.
Freaking beers all over the goddamn place.
I'm just trying to tell you people the truth.
I mean, if you folks would just go after it from a cultural perspective and break it down in a dialectic perspective and say, hey, is it race that's causing the culture to derive family in this direction?
Because it's family.
It'll all come back around the family.
You need mama.
You need daddy.
Okay.
And you need them to give you something so that you can move forth in the future, whether it's a business, property, or hell, whether it's skills.
Skills are just as important as anything else.
We know you're a big joke.
Yeah, your fucking mother's a big joke.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
See, you're making me belch.
All right.
We're going to get to radio graffiti here.
I'm just trying to say that you folks need to be a little bit more intense in your understanding of the way things are.
All right.
Stop being so closed-minded, man.
Stop fucking listening to that muff diving piece of disgusting pause hole looking crap, Rachel Madass.
Stop listening to that broad for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, that bitch is faker than a goddamn pocket pussy.
I'm sorry, man.
I can't believe even people take her serious.
He's just.
Good God, man.
I'm serious.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
And hey, you assholes in the chat room.
You've made my life a living hell.
So go shove it up your ass.
You wait for radio graffiti.
Hail radio graffiti.
Let's shut up.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
You all wait for radio graffiti, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Sitting over here giving you my time on a fucking Monday for Christ's sake.
You know, it's spring break time right now.
Me and Mrs. Ghost are thinking about going out to the goddamn South Padre Island, or actually, Padre Alley.
Padre Allen's a little better.
It's better for us old folks.
South Padre is, you know, all those preachers.
I'd muffdive madow.
Are you what?
Are you joking?
You'd muff dive mad how Jesus Christ, man.
Gay metal song sucks.
Oh, well, thank you very much.
I'm so glad that I can have your goddamn opinion, you sorry sack of trash.
All right.
We're in the process of getting a new one.
I'm just trying to produce it.
And I don't know how I want to intro the damn show.
All right.
All right.
Let me take one more hit of some smoke.
I know I'm getting to you, trolls, huh?
Look at Cuckler the third over here.
Ghost, can we please get to Radio Griffin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you think you can dictate me, huh?
You think you can dictate me, huh?
Well, you just sit there and shut up and you just wait.
You like it, boy.
Do you understand that?
You fucking like it and shut up.
All right?
Son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a TADI.
Rachel Madow is a tard.
She's more than a tard, for Christ's sake, man.
She is fake news.
Don't listen a word to what Rachel Madow says.
She is fake news.
I do Madow Bearback.
Oh my God.
Are you kidding me?
In my opinion, I think she's in my opinion.
I think Madow's got the AIDS.
And that's my opinion.
Want to know why that's my opinion?
Because she's an HIV AIDS advocate.
Anybody who's an HIV AIDS advocate, 99.9% of the time, got the AIDS.
Just saying, nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying.
Ghost, take some fat bong rips with me.
I don't have a bong, but I'll take some hits with you for Christ's sake.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
And somebody in the chat room says lesbians don't get AIDS.
Are you joking?
Are you that naive?
Are you that stupid?
LOL dumb trolls Rachel Maddow as Lesbo.
I mean, are you?
I've known plenty of lesbos in Austin, Texas that have had HIV because I don't know.
They did ass to ass with the toys.
You ever heard of ass to ass?
Never mind.
Anyway, look, let me just smoke this.
All right, Cuckler III again.
Dihilate my middle fingers.
Shut up, idiot. I'm just saying.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
Don't ask me what ass to ass is, please don't, man.
Buster knows, Buster.
Know Your Enemy LGBTQ00:05:44
Requiem from a dream.
I was, hey, Oronovsky, he was pretty creative in his direction.
Then when he went mainstream Hollywood, he's like, you know, I can do anything I want.
And, you know, these people are going to buy it.
And, you know, you got to kind of take on a freak show.
But I like Oronovsky's dirt.
Madow and Mrs. Ghost muffin.
Shut up, idiot.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, you idiots keep trolling me in the chat room.
You keep trolling me.
I'm going to take my time.
All right?
You see how it hurts that I'm stalling.
I'm doing all this shit.
See how uncomfortable that makes you feel?
You see how pissed off that makes you feel?
That's what you make me feel.
Fatty, Alex Jones, Fatty.
Oh, that's great.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
Y'all want to hear Alex Jones?
Is that what you want?
You want to hear Alex?
Hey, hey, I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody right now to get the Super Male Vitality so you can get the big ass bonor.
So that my filters, my filters, my filters, my filters.
Stupid idiots, man.
I'm sick and tired.
Stop comparing me to that.
He's ripped me off for years.
Take your time, hambone.
Take your time, hambone.
I appreciate you letting me take my time.
Don't call me a freaking hambone.
My filters, my filters, my filters.
Jesus Christ.
I'm Alex Jones here, and I just want to make a public service announcement.
If that was not tranny porn on my phone, it happened to be a pop-up.
I was researching about a lot of things out here.
I happened to research about a Republican tranny, and the super male vitality got a little bit in me.
And I just, my filters, my filters.
Y'all remember that, right?
Man, that was tranny porn.
You know the bad part about Alex Jones being caught with tranny porn on his phone?
It's not the fact that it was tranny porn.
I mean, all right, we'll give everyone a pass on that.
It was a pornographic scene in which a tranny is on top of the man, where the tranny is, you know, giving instead of being the receiving, if you understand what I'm saying.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
My granny, my granny.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my granny.
No, listen, I would have given, I honestly would have given Alex Jones a pass.
If it was like, hey, you know, it's a tranny, it looks like a chick, you know, it smells like a chick.
You know, you turn the lights off.
You know, who's looking?
If he was like the top or something, I would, I was giving him a pass or something.
But man, bro, when you're like, you know, wanting to be the one bent over, and, you know, it's like, man, that's really something I didn't really want to know about you, Alex.
That's something I really, I don't need to know.
I don't really care.
I don't really care, but you know, it is what it is.
And by the way, why is everybody calling me gay?
Because I was talking about how butt sex is, you know, consumed anal douching and all that.
Why am I gay?
I read about all this on BuzzFeed, on the Huffington Post.
It's all there, man.
My penis, my penis.
Yeah, shut up, idiot.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, there's a goddamn, I think it's a Huffington Post article, if I recollect correctly.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Bend me over.
Shut up, man.
There is a Huffington Post article that it's titled, and I'm paraphrasing the title, okay?
I got stomach parasites from Reming.
I know I'm not the only one.
I'm not fucking, I'm not joking.
I'm sorry.
That's a real Huffington Post article.
Ghost has tranny poon or whatever.
Alex Backpackers, your granny, or Alex Bearbacks, your granny.
That's funny.
I mean, these kinds of articles are being written, okay?
And I read them because you have to know about your enemy, okay?
You got to know, you know, about your enemy.
Like, you know, the LGBTQ, they're trying to infringe upon the Constitution of general mankind in the United States by making themselves a protected class.
And you have to combat them, but the only way that you can combat them is understand where they come from.
So, you know, you do some intensive research.
I'm not saying that I ever, you know, had any kind of sexual relations in that regard, but we did some, you know, intense research, and you got to know your enemy, man.
You got to know.
Because if you ever debate with somebody who's from the LGBTQ, they're going to say, um, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know what it's like.
You don't know me.
And then, like, you, as a knowledgeable person who's been reading Huffington Post and all the, you know, all that stuff, you're going to be like, wait a minute.
What is it that I don't know about?
Is that you don't like protection and you want to take P-Rex?
Nice Alex Jones impression.
Let Ghost Have A Show00:15:05
Do me next.
Howard Stern.
I don't even know if I can do Howard.
Puffington Post.
I can't even do Howard Stern.
Howard Stern is just kind of like, you know, hey, I'm Howard Stern here.
And then, you know, Ove.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And sorry about that.
I'm a little drunk.
I shouldn't have even said that.
You see what you guys are making me do here?
I mean, I can out-debate anybody.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
You guys are out there.
If you can convince somebody that you think that can out-debate me.
Okay?
I mean, if you think that you can find somebody that you think that I will shut down any kind of goddamn text-to-speech, and I will dedicate the whole damn show to debating that son of a bitch, and I will make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
I am the master debater.
And I'm putting that down.
I'm not even kidding.
Cuckler III!
Ghost, I'm gonna pay you $25 to fuck off.
You what?
What the hell is that?
I'm letting it like I'm a whore?
You're trolls, you already had your radio graffiti.
You fuckers turn the entire Ghost show into your goddamn radio graffiti.
Now shut the fuck up and let Ghost have a show.
I don't feel like digging through mainstream media bullshit for actual news.
I- I don't even know what some asshole donated $25 to make me look like an idiot.
And then the serious listeners clap back.
Cuckler III for $25.
I'm not going to give you a cheers because you're a piece of shit.
All right?
You're a piece of crap.
Okay, great.
You gave me 25 bucks.
What?
I mean, what do you want?
You want me to, what do you want me to do?
Here, I'll give you some of this.
This is what I'll give you, Cuckler.
Here, here.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
This is what I'll give you.
There, that's what I'll give you.
All right, asshole.
Cuckler.
That's 25 bucks well spent right there.
All right.
War, serious.
Let's not talk about war, all right?
Let's not talk about war.
Let's not talk about war, all right?
Let's not talk about it.
Why is everybody saying sniff in the chat room for Christ's sake?
You're sick bastards, man.
Good God, you're sick, man.
What if I had like a dirty egg-smelling fart that, you know, had bacon bits on the side?
Come on, sniff.
You people are sick, dude.
Is that what people are into now?
I mean, come on, man.
Whatever happened to just.
I'm not even going to say it.
Anyway, listen, I guess it's about that time.
Because we're looking, hold on.
It's 13 seconds away from going into the third hour.
So let's go into the third hour and then we're going to go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti, all right?
Hey, and people are saying debate this.
Hey, you get them committed that they'll debate me.
I will open the forum.
Excuse me.
And I will debate them.
I will make them look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
And it'll be a genuine debate.
It isn't going to be like, you know, that tarred, what's his name?
Ralph retort.
You know, like, internet blood sports.
And, you know, gas the trolls.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
You know, the internet blood sports.
You're a baggage.
Oh, yeah, you're a queer.
Oh, my God, man.
Shut up, man.
I was saying that for like a.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
All right, look, I'm going to order the Corsair I-6, what is it, I-160.
When I get it, Saturday troll show, media share, and a bunch of stuff, okay?
All right, so get off my case.
This is the troll negotiations.
I don't know what you people are talking about with the fucking engineer show.
Rush Limbaugh would own your ass in a debate.
He is the king of all conservatives.
Oh, yeah, right.
You mean Jim Morrison?
Never mind.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that, you know, he used to be the doors, Jim Morrison.
Oh, never mind.
Sorry.
Make sure you pass that bowl to the engineer.
Puff, puff, pass, ghosts.
I'm not going to pass that to the engineer, man.
Come on.
Don't say that.
There's the scat man.
Hey, ghosts.
Hey ghost, next time you think it's going to be a wet one, let me lay under you so I can bathe in your chocolate rain.
Just shut your mouth.
Bacon bits with eggs.
MMMM ghosts bacon bits with his scrambled eggs.
Yummy sum of his milk.
Man, I try to say something so it can have like an exclamation point at the end of it, man, so it can be funny.
And you people turn it into some sick, perverted crap, man.
And people are saying, what?
What?
Jim Morrison, Rush Limbaugh?
I don't know.
I'm just.
It's what I heard.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I'm an idiot, you know?
I just, I don't know, troll gas recipient.
Sniff, sniff.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Troll gas recipient, man.
Are you.
All right, we're going to go to radio graffiti.
I can't.
I can't.
Let me have one more smoke, and then we're going to go into radio graffiti.
I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anymore, man.
I got to lay it at the brain.
You know, I got to lay it at the brain.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
These poop jokes are making me gag over.
Say no, Anonymous!
Give me some beer.
I'd buy that.
I know, anonymous.
Ass sandwich with bacon.
Jesus, man.
Come on, dude.
Let's not go there, man.
Let me blow my nose here.
I'm not joking!
Look, I heard.
I heard from a little birdie.
And, you know, this is for entertainment purposes only.
That, you know, you can look all this stuff up.
You know, I heard that Rush Limbaugh was, you know, Jim Morrison.
And, you know, you know how Alex Jones is supposed to be Bill Hicks, you know, that kind of stuff.
Y'all heard about that.
Same thing with Rush Limbaugh.
As a matter of fact, that's the whole reason why Bill Hicks.
Look, I don't want to go in.
I don't want to go into it.
do your own research this is for yeah and somebody in the chat room just took the words right out of my mouth And Mark Dice, a little birdie told me, said, you know, he's River Phoenix.
River Phoenix.
You know, Joaquin Phoenix's brother, who died outside the club of the Viper room.
The Viper Room, in which he died outside of, was owned by none other than Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp opened it.
I'm just, I don't know.
I'm just, I heard this.
I'm just, I'm not, I'm not, you know, it's for entertainment purposes only, dude.
I don't know what you can, you do your own research.
I'm not, I'm not.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody.
Buy that for a dollar.
Fart on my dinner.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Buy that for a dollar.
Chevy Cruz.
What the hell is that?
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean, man?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to...
No, no, no, listen, listen.
Cuckler the third.
I gave you $25.
Why not fuck off whore?
You know what, Cuckler, you son of a bitch.
You keep doing this, man.
You son of a bitch.
You're lucky we're not in a goddamn barroom right now, you son of a bitch.
Because if it was, if we were in a barroom, I wish this was your face!
I wish this was your f ⁇ ing face!
I wish this was your goddamn face!
You're lucky we're not in a goddamn barroom right now, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Having sex with my car.
What the hell does that mean?
All right, look, shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
All right, let's get to what we're supposed to be getting to here.
I can't even believe I've even been here with you people for this long, for Christ's sake, after everything you've done to me today.
Hey, I thought you would thought, fuck off.
Shut up!
Shut up, Cuckler, you asshole.
Shut your ass.
Freaking cuckler asshole, man.
All right, everybody, just shut up, all right?
Everybody just calm down.
All right, we're going to get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast now, because since everybody's being a goddamn jerk dick, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at that number right there, 515-604-9052.
And once that broad starts talking, all you do is got to push in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag sign or the pound sign.
And once you do, you will be in queue.
You will be in line to participate in Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, when I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, and we're doing this, of course, because this is, what is this?
Don't even cover yourself in butter, you stuck in a wheelchair.
Shut up, Anonymous.
All right.
All right.
And by the way, before we get to Radio Graffiti, make sure you do not have an Obama phone.
Make sure you do not have an Obama phone.
Can we get a good old-fashioned hambone?
Can we get a good old-fashioned hambone?
What are you talking about?
Hambone.
Fat, greasy ass, stinky ass, smelly ass.
Hambone.
Anyway, man, let's get to Radio Graffiti.
Don't have an Obama phone.
Let's go ahead and get to.
Are we good, engineers?
Everything, all the wires are good.
No technical difficulties or anything like that.
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
Let's get to some anonymous's.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, is your favorite person, Communist Patron?
No, but you need to sound off like you got a pair the next time.
You sound like somebody who just got done taking a whole bunch of riddling is easy.
Riddling is good.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Gucci flip-flop sucking nigga dick through his socks.
It's my dick hot.
I be fopping all on that cock.
And my big pot looking like a big fucking rock.
Dude, where's the mom?
All right.
That sounds like a racist.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing racism tonight.
All right.
Y'all have given me enough bad cases of the damn Mondays.
All right.
We're not doing that.
All right.
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
How you doing?
What's going on, man?
I was actually going to ask you a few questions about some stuff that had to do with crypto.
Should I use Exodus for a wallet?
I'm trying to get started here.
Yeah, I think Exodus is a decent wallet.
Sure.
Why not?
All right.
And mind if I say something to the trolls real quick?
Go ahead, man.
Honestly, in my opinion, Maddo is a rusty, crusty thought.
And all you want to do, your only prize is a bad case of AIDS followed by death.
Now, ain't that a prize, huh?
Anyway, I'm out.
See you later.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
And that's what she said.
How about who else we got here?
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
This is Spargo Radio Graffiti.
You know, you just need to let me pop my nickel out on this.
Ah, it's just like he's just being relieved, man.
Do from the other side here.
Oh, it's just like dick, man.
It's just being relieved, man.
I mean, good God, man.
I feel better now.
That Is A Splice Everybody Knows00:05:52
Get the stupid ass.
That stupid ass.
That's a splice.
And everybody knows it.
Son of a bitch.
That's a goddamn fruitful splice.
Damn it, man.
That's a goddamn splice.
Everybody knows it, man.
Who the hell was that?
Was that seriously Samsung?
Is that who that was, man?
Fucking got my eye on you, you fucking piece of crap.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
352 radio goddamn graffiti.
352 you're gonna be a goddamn radio.
You're gonna be a hella killer deaf, mute.
Get the stupid idiot, get him off, for christ's sake.
How about 210, Radio Graffiti?
Hello, Radio Graffiti.
Angry, racist Jewish ham jewels.
How about see some kind of Jewish cringe and racist.
Get this in, get him out of here.
Get him out.
You you have.
You have plagiarized a 2000 and I was it 2011.
Uh Ghostie you, son of a bitch, don't be plagiarizing old Ghosty stuff.
You little son of a bitch, are you kidding me?
Is that how you did your homework?
Huh, is that how you thought you were going to get your way into college and you ended up doing it, but you ended up having to have a sixty thousand dollar.
Goddamn, you're an idiot.
Just sit there and shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking smelling hole.
And that goes for the rest of you out here that think you got a pair of balls that could size up with me, you piece of crap.
How about 650 radio graffiti?
Hey Ghost, this is E Hunter Harrison calling from Hell.
Michigan, how are you doing tonight?
What's up?
Hey anyway, the reason i'm calling tonight is because i'm the former ceo of CSX Transportation.
I'd like to give a shout out to my boy Lance First over University Stick.
He's doing an excellent job.
I just want him to know that he is my nigga.
That's great.
We couldn't even hear you, because you sound like you just popped out of the asshole of a squirrel that's getting their nuts ringed down.
For christ's sake, what kind of a well, what?
What is this what we're doing to kids?
Now, this is, is this, it is this, it is this.
Is this what we're doing to kids?
Hey, this is who I am and this is what I do and yes, I did.
I just wanted to say oh, my god, I mean Jesus Christ, who else do we have here?
How about uh?
423 RAID, uh rating SNAP.
423 Radio Graffiti.
Hey go, what's up man?
Hey, this is okay.
What do you?
What do you what?
What do you want?
Could you uh do a webcam joke?
What's up man?
What the hell?
Yeah, you're an, you're an idiot.
All right, you know stop you, get off your Obama computer.
We couldn't even hear you.
732 Radio Graffiti.
Let me go ahead and bring in somebody who uh, makes casual appearances on the broadcast, and i'm talking about the guru himself.
Uh, mr Guru, are you there?
Sir, mr Guru, Hey AMEN, why are you bringing up old shit?
You know, why are you trying to ruin my YouTube career by bringing up old shit, man?
I'm on YouTube right now, man.
I'm in the big time.
Stop.
Stop trying to sabotage my success, all right?
I'm on YouTube, son of a bitch.
Who else do we have here?
We got somebody, I don't know, somebody from out of the country.
How about 6-1 country code, radio graffiti?
What the, hey, 6-1 area code, are you there?
Man, take the take the goddamn freaking phone out of your ass, all right?
Jesus Christ, how about?
Uh NAI Ghost NAI, radio graffiti me, guard me, guard me, guard Egard Egard Egari guard Egard Egar, eat me.
Guard Eggard Egard Egar Egar, Egar ne guardi guardi guardi, guard Egar me, guard Egari, guard Egardi, guardi me, guard Egard, Egar e guard Egar Egar guardi, guard me guard guardi, guard me guard guardi, guard me, guard Egard Eggard, Eggard e guard me guardi, guard me, guard Egar ne guardi me, guard Egard Egar Egar,
get to stupid stuff, it get to stupid.
Don't act.
You shut up, bitch.
I never said that.
You, son of bitch, I never goddamn said that.
I never said that that's a slice and all of you know it.
All of you goddamn know it.
You, son of a son of a bitch man, I never goddamn said that.
I Am Not A Racist Man00:08:24
I'm not a racist man, i'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy, god man, goddamn you sons of i'm.
I'm not letting you, i'm not letting you win.
I'm not letting you win.
I'm not letting you win man, i'm not a fucking fucking bastard bitch.
Shut up here my beer, you're my beer.
747 radio graffiti.
Hey Ghost, it's captain Dessie, how you doing?
Well, aside from what I just heard, it sounded like you were doing pretty awful.
Oh, my God, Captain Dessie, what's going on, man?
Not much, I mean.
I just thought i'd tune in and see what's going on, and next year I hear this incredibly racial remix and just bullshit.
Really, I don't know what it is man, but there's just just they're trolling me.
They really have nothing better to do, like they're already typing in chat all sorts of crazy shit.
I know i'm just sitting here and laughing at them, honestly.
Well, why do they hate you, man?
I don't care.
Why do they hate you, man?
Because because they got nothing better to do, is my guess.
I mean, your guess is as good as mine.
I just thought i'd tune in see how things are going, and I guess the show's not really improving that.
Well, Don't say that, man.
Don't say that, Desi.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
We got 34 episodes of a ghost show.
Don't say that, man.
God damn it.
Don't do it, man.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
For Christ's sake, Dessey is a fuck.
Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't do that!
Christ, man.
Come on, man.
Who the hell else do we got?
Who the hell is Roddy Patel?
Roddy Patel, Radio Graffiti.
Thanks for calling like a subtext of hot.
How can I help you?
Roddy Patel, hello?
Yes, I'm here.
Thanks for calling like a subtext of how can I help you?
Hi, I need some technical support.
Yes, we know we detected a virus on your computer.
Yeah.
Did you call us?
Yeah, I did.
I've got the Jackler virus.
You ever heard of the Jackler virus?
No, I haven't heard of the virus myself.
Well, the Jackler virus, what it does, it puts a lot of big black penises all over my computer.
And it says that the only way that I can gain access to my files is if I give my white hole.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
I want you to do one thing, sir.
All right.
I want you to go fuck yourself.
Oh, why?
I'm giving you a legit virus.
The Jackler virus.
Hey, he hung up.
He hung up on me for Christ's sake.
I should have told him to go fuck a goat or something.
He would have probably stayed on.
How about 570 radio graffiti?
It will be legal in Orlando to shoot a bunch of football.
No, no, we're not going there, you idiot.
You're a sick bastard.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I'm in the big time, man.
I'm on YouTube.
And we couldn't even hear you anyway.
How about 213, Radio Graffiti?
Night Browler, Radio Graffiti.
I am jacking off you a nude.
Hillary Clinton, body pillow.
Oh, yeah.
Get this, get this.
Stupid idiot.
Get it.
Get it.
Son of a bitch.
Stop the surface of my show, you goddamn trophy.
You think this is funny, man?
You all think this is funny?
It's not goddamn funny, man.
It's not goddamn funny.
You son of a bitch, man.
I'm serious, man.
Why don't you all just give me a little bit of respect, man?
Just give me a little bit of respect around here, man.
I think I deserve that, man.
I think I deserve it.
336, Radio Graffiti.
Look, the Saturday Night Troll show was on the table.
And big live!
I didn't say I was going to have one this Saturday.
Damn it!
Why?
Why do y'all want to do this, man?
Why do y'all want to escalate it to this level, man?
Y'all remember the last World Wars, man?
All the tragedy, all the people we lost, man.
Go screw this with my thing.
I'm trying to drop control.
I'm scared of you, drill fuck, man.
I don't.
Show on.
Are you trying to infer that I'm a goddamn bedwedding long-haired hippie or some crap with that goddamn go shove it up your ass, all right?
You all heard the negotiations, okay?
You heard that I'm gonna get the goddamn community.
I'm gonna buy it this week.
I don't know when they're gonna bring it in.
All right, the Corsair.
What is it?
I-160, whatever the hell it is.
And then I'm gonna get up.
I'm gonna get up.
I'm gonna get a monitor and we're gonna kick some ass.
I'm gonna get my gaming tutor.
All right, I'm gonna get my gaming tutor, and we're gonna hook it up, man.
We're not even just we're going all out, man.
Excuse my friends.
We're going all out, man.
Uh, who else do we have here?
How about uh 352 Raider Graffiti?
Another Helen Keller death mute.
I hope you get cancer of the prick.
How about uh 909 Raider Graffiti?
Hello, there, ghost.
My name is Courtney the Crazy Clown, but you could call me KKK for short.
Not the same KKK you're a member of.
Is that what happened to Goofy Bone?
Is that what Goofy Bone's doing now?
Anyway, let's go on, man.
How about 561 Raider Graffiti?
Men me over Alice Joe.
You son of a bitch!
Is this what they're playing at goddamn gay clubs now?
FOR CHRIST, NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! OH GOD!
Not the goddamn gay clubs, bitch!
No, no, no, it's not what they're doing, man.
Is that what they're playing at the gay clubs while they're leprechaunning their asses?
Is that what they did to my voice?
Remixed it so it could be a gay club little techno song so tweaks can leprechaun their asses, man.
Fuck You People Get Me Out00:03:40
No, man!
No!
I'm done, man.
Fuck you people, man.
Get me out of here, Edgy.
I'm not even joking around.
You're goddamn right, goodbye.
You're goddamn right, goodbye, man.
I don't like how you people are like insinuating because I was giving you an education about butt sex.
That all of a sudden I'm, I mean, I'm gay or something.
I'm not goddamn gay, man.
I'm not gay.
I can't believe I even stayed on this long with you idiots.
And shut up in the chat room about winning, man.
I'm tired of you people thinking you win.
You don't win nothing.
Shut up.
You don't win nothing.
Shut up.
You don't win nothing, man.
Oh, God, you fucking idiots.
That's so sick of you.
You think you win, you don't win nothing!
You buy that for a daughter!
Oh my god!
Ghost-only ghost bareback, you son of a- God!
Buy that for a dime!
Go- Go find a gay men tutor!
A gaming tutor, you stupid asshole!
A gaming tutor!
Captain Desi, hey man, I want to be honest.
I'm just saying I'm out of the ice.
What?
Oh, cheers to the IC shit.
Cheers.
Okay.
Cheers to the IC.
You don't win anything, man.
You don't win nothing, man.
You don't win nothing!
You don't fucking...
You don't win nothing!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Shut up!
God!
Shut the hell up!
You don't win nothing, man!
You win goddamn nothing, man!
I'm just fucking, I'm tired of you, man!
I'm tired of you, man!
I'm serious!
I've been here for three and a half hours, man.
Giving you all my heart!
Giving you all my heart!
Cuckler III, you lose, fatty.
You're a fucking fatty.
Shut up.
I'm not a fanny.
You're a fatty.
I'm not a fatty.
And shut up in the chat room.
You don't win shit.
God damn it.
Engineer, I'm not joking around.
Get me out of here before I start doing something stupid.
Get out of here before I start saying something stupid.
Get me out of here first.
Shut up in the chat room, you stupid internet people punks.