True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 22   What do you cyber vermin want to talk about now
Aired: 2020-03-09
Duration: 02:28:37


=== Let's Do This Fucking Shit (02:04) ===

[00:00:02]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:26]  That's right.
[00:01:27]  I'm back.
[00:01:29]  Regardless of what happened on the last episode, it is another edition of The Ghost Show.
[00:01:36]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:40]  And I want to say you're listening to episode 22 of The Ghost Show right now.
[00:01:46]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[00:01:50]  Spread this show around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know that we are live right now, baby.
[00:02:00]  We are live.
[00:02:02]  Let's go ahead and wait for everybody to get here so we can partake.

=== Spreading The Ghost Show Wildfire (15:13) ===

[00:02:07]  Episode 22.
[00:02:09]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about now?
[00:02:14]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about now?
[00:02:18]  Why don't you tell me?
[00:02:19]  Why don't you explain?
[00:02:21]  I thought that maybe we had a little bit of a dialogue the last broadcast for a little bit of glimpse in time.
[00:02:29]  But I have no idea.
[00:02:31]  I don't even know what's in your goddamn weird brains out there.
[00:02:35]  Episode 22, it's Monday.
[00:02:38]  Spread this show, link, around like wildfire, folks.
[00:02:43]  I feel a little better.
[00:02:45]  I have a couple of drinks in me already.
[00:02:47]  I just want to let y'all know now.
[00:02:51]  Woo!
[00:02:54]  All right, go ahead and take it out, Engineer.
[00:02:57]  Take it out, Engineer.
[00:02:58]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:00]  What's going on, folks?
[00:03:02]  You are listening to The Ghost Show.
[00:03:04]  I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
[00:03:07]  Episode 22.
[00:03:10]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about now?
[00:03:13]  Now, the reason I named this broadcast this title is because the last broadcast, I thought that you and I were having a little bit of a dialogue.
[00:03:22]  You know, that's what Mr. Optimism would call it.
[00:03:24]  We were having a dialogue there, and I thought that we had some kind of connection.
[00:03:29]  I'm talking to you folks out there that traditionally take some kind of glee in my misery.
[00:03:36]  You know, we were talking about certain things.
[00:03:38]  Now, granted, we may have been talking about cartoons.
[00:03:41]  You know, we may have been talking about, I don't know what the hell we were talking about.
[00:03:45]  But listen, I mean, I thought we had a dialogue going on.
[00:03:50]  So that's why I named this episode 22.
[00:03:55]  What is this?
[00:03:56]  Welcome back, whore.
[00:03:57]  Keep dancing.
[00:03:58]  Listen, no, listen, shut that crap up.
[00:04:01]  We need to nip that butt in the bud right now.
[00:04:03]  I don't appreciate being called some kind of a freaking $3 or $5 whore.
[00:04:08]  What up, Libby, man?
[00:04:10]  How you doing?
[00:04:10]  Thank you very much for tuning in, and thank you very much for the five.
[00:04:15]  Go Stizza Pazole.
[00:04:17]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:04:19]  I don't understand.
[00:04:20]  Go Stizza Pazole.
[00:04:23]  Listen.
[00:04:24]  What is this for Christmas?
[00:04:25]  Hey, ghost.
[00:04:26]  I got my technical certificate as an IT specialist and plan on getting a decent job with it.
[00:04:31]  Well, good luck with that because everybody seems to be going for that degree right now.
[00:04:35]  It seems to be plentiful.
[00:04:36]  Captain Optim Autism!
[00:04:38]  I have returned.
[00:04:39]  Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids.
[00:04:42]  Go away, this son of a bitch.
[00:04:44]  Captain Autism.
[00:04:45]  Listen, listen.
[00:04:47]  Stop donating, okay?
[00:04:48]  Look, I was just talking about it right now.
[00:04:52]  Dying kids, dead kids.
[00:04:54]  Listen.
[00:04:54]  End the show already.
[00:04:55]  No, I'm not going to end the show.
[00:04:57]  Listen, we had a goddamn dialogue the last show.
[00:05:01]  Patiently waiting over here.
[00:05:03]  Listen, I understand that it would be better if I. That's Eastern time.
[00:05:10]  You're patiently waiting.
[00:05:11]  You're still in the middle of the day.
[00:05:12]  I'm patiently waiting to slip my pig into your blanket.
[00:05:15]  Why don't you come on over and hop in bed with me, big boy?
[00:05:18]  What?
[00:05:18]  What?
[00:05:19]  Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
[00:05:20]  Ketchup, mustard, and some special mayo so you can slide on over and I can slide on.
[00:05:26]  Come on over, big boy.
[00:05:27]  No, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk, man.
[00:05:32]  I'm here representing the inner circle.
[00:05:33]  Hope it's a good idea.
[00:05:34]  Hey, man, Captain Desi, man.
[00:05:36]  Thank you very much.
[00:05:37]  Cheers to Captain Desi, the newest member of the inner circle.
[00:05:41]  And as a matter of fact, the inner circle and myself, we've been having some very good conversations about a plethora of different subject matters.
[00:05:48]  So I definitely want to say cheers to Captain Desi and cheers to the inner circle out there.
[00:05:54]  Now, listen, I just want to, before these assholes, look, stop donating, all right?
[00:05:59]  Stop it now.
[00:06:00]  I thought that we had a dialogue for at least what, 45 minutes, an hour, the last broadcast.
[00:06:07]  You know, the emergency blackjack Baller Friday edition, the last broadcast.
[00:06:12]  We were talking about some things.
[00:06:14]  And I thought that we had a little bit of a dialogue.
[00:06:17]  So that's why I named the broadcast.
[00:06:19]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[00:06:21]  What is this?
[00:06:22]  Kororano, Toro, Ru Hato Damoba, Kegatite, Shen No.
[00:06:25]  What the hell is on Agashimasu?
[00:06:27]  What?
[00:06:29]  What am I being broadcasted in China?
[00:06:32]  What the hell?
[00:06:33]  What's that about?
[00:06:37]  Anyway, yum, yum, dim, sum.
[00:06:39]  Cheers to the folks that are in Asia.
[00:06:42]  Konichi Wa.
[00:06:44]  Love you long time.
[00:06:46]  All that stuff, man.
[00:06:47]  Cheers.
[00:06:47]  What's up?
[00:06:48]  Lobster Butt.
[00:06:49]  Hello, first time live watcher.
[00:06:52]  I love your show and the laughs.
[00:06:53]  Appreciate it.
[00:06:54]  To celebrate this occasion, please eat an onion on chat while talking about the hambone you stuff in your butt every day.
[00:07:00]  Jesus.
[00:07:01]  First of all, I would never eat an onion straight up like it's a freaking apple, okay?
[00:07:06]  Although I like onions.
[00:07:07]  I do eat a lot of onions in my day.
[00:07:09]  I just want to let y'all know that.
[00:07:10]  But either way, I wouldn't do that.
[00:07:11]  And secondly, I'm not a freaking hambone.
[00:07:14]  I'm not some fat ass.
[00:07:15]  Okay.
[00:07:16]  Now, I should have never admitted because, I mean, I'm drinking every time.
[00:07:21]  You guys are listening to me.
[00:07:21]  I'm drinking every time I'm doing this broadcast.
[00:07:23]  The only way I can palate what's going on here.
[00:07:26]  And I'm getting a little bit of a beer gut, man.
[00:07:28]  I'm telling you, just getting a little bit of a beer gut.
[00:07:32]  And I got to stop.
[00:07:33]  But I can't stop because I keep doing the show.
[00:07:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:36]  Oh, the Jackler.
[00:07:37]  Here's the Jackler.
[00:07:38]  Okay.
[00:07:38]  Listen, ghost.
[00:07:39]  What?
[00:07:39]  No troll.
[00:07:40]  Let's talk about how you keep taking advantage of incels and audists who buy into your fake reaction.
[00:07:46]  What do you mean?
[00:07:47]  Shut your blessing.
[00:07:48]  Because taking advantage of the way you're going to be.
[00:07:50]  I'm not telling you.
[00:07:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:51]  We're having a good conversation here.
[00:07:54]  You see, Jackler, it's trolls like you, you know what I'm saying?
[00:07:57]  That ruin it for everybody.
[00:07:59]  This is why we can't have nice things.
[00:08:01]  Do you understand?
[00:08:02]  I'm sitting over here having a rapport.
[00:08:04]  I'm having a rapport with the audience here.
[00:08:07]  Buttered-filled hambone.
[00:08:08]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:08:09]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[00:08:10]  Listen, I'm having a rapport with the audience here.
[00:08:13]  I thought that we had something going on last broadcast.
[00:08:17]  Do y'all feel it?
[00:08:18]  Were y'all there to hear it, man?
[00:08:20]  I mean, I thought we had some kind of kindled relationship going on.
[00:08:24]  And I just, that's why I named the show this this name because I want to continue that.
[00:08:30]  I want to continue that rapport.
[00:08:32]  I want to continue that relationship.
[00:08:35]  All right.
[00:08:36]  Don't go away from me.
[00:08:38]  All right.
[00:08:38]  With this whole garbage about troll terrorism and cyber vermin.
[00:08:42]  I thought we had something going, man.
[00:08:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:08:47]  Now, listen, before these assholes start trolling me with the goddamn text-to-speeches, I do want to talk about last broadcast.
[00:08:55]  And listen, I've been talking about it here, at least abstractly here for the past couple of minutes.
[00:09:01]  Do y'all remember on Friday, we had a great conversation.
[00:09:04]  It was just, it was, it was comfy, you know, to use the meme vernacular.
[00:09:10]  It was comfy.
[00:09:11]  The only relationship I want with you is your face and my dick.
[00:09:15]  Jesus Christ, yeah, suck my dick.
[00:09:17]  Yeah, shut up, you stupid idiot, man.
[00:09:19]  Can you all stop this?
[00:09:21]  All right.
[00:09:22]  Can you all stop this?
[00:09:24]  I've got people here that want to listen, all right?
[00:09:27]  And I keep getting ridiculously sidetracked by you, sick troll terrorists, cyber vermin, you perverts, you people that are just out here that are just, I don't know what the hell your problem is.
[00:09:39]  Look, what do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[00:09:44]  What do you want to talk about?
[00:09:46]  All right.
[00:09:47]  I want to talk about financial insight and political and social commentary, but it's obvious that many of you, and I'm taking a look at the damn chat room, many of you are a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin yourselves.
[00:10:03]  You're flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard thinking that this is one big joke.
[00:10:09]  All right?
[00:10:10]  One big joke.
[00:10:11]  This is not a damn joke.
[00:10:13]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:10:16]  I write production notes for nothing, huh?
[00:10:21]  All right, everyone.
[00:10:22]  So, Ghost of True Capitalist Radio recently moved his show to his YouTube channel and allows people to make text-to-speech donations for only about $5.
[00:10:31]  Naturally, he's getting the shit trolled out of him.
[00:10:34]  That's about all.
[00:10:35]  Peace out.
[00:10:36]  Well, I mean, it's interaction, if that's the real Styx Hexon Hammer.
[00:10:41]  Cheers to you, by the way.
[00:10:42]  Hey, listen.
[00:10:43]  First of all, people have suggested that I should raise the price, and I'm not going to do it.
[00:10:48]  Adult cards.
[00:10:49]  Are we going to talk about your favorite anime again today?
[00:10:51]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:10:52]  I wasn't talking about anime last broadcast.
[00:10:55]  All right, you wishful thinking moron.
[00:10:57]  All right?
[00:10:58]  Shut up about that.
[00:11:01]  Production notes equals toilet paper.
[00:11:03]  I write these my freaking self.
[00:11:07]  I handwrite them myself.
[00:11:09]  Oh, Caillou.
[00:11:10]  Oh, okay.
[00:11:12]  I learned some more.
[00:11:12]  Ghost is a media whore.
[00:11:14]  He's Kylu.
[00:11:15]  He's Kylie.
[00:11:16]  Ghost loves a whore.
[00:11:17]  Each day he sucks some more.
[00:11:19]  He's Kylu.
[00:11:20]  He's Kylu.
[00:11:22]  No, let's stop.
[00:11:24]  That's what got us in the cartoon conversation in the last broadcast of the day.
[00:11:30]  Oh, don't do my show.
[00:11:35]  Stop, man.
[00:11:36]  Listen, stop doing my show.
[00:11:39]  AAPL is down by 0.00.
[00:11:41]  Stop doing my goddamn show, you stupid scumbag.73 points.
[00:11:47]  GE is up by 0.5.
[00:11:49]  You guys are sons of bitches, man.
[00:11:50]  I'm not even joking about 100.
[00:11:53]  Guys are a bunch of zombie cooch loving cauliflower cock having pieces of sons of bitching trash.
[00:12:00]  That's what you people are.
[00:12:01]  I can't believe this, man.
[00:12:02]  Aside from you trolling me like I'm some kind of a two-bit digital piece of escrament being flushed down the goddamn freaking sewage system of the internet.
[00:12:13]  I got you people doing my show.
[00:12:15]  Why don't we talk about Tony Talk from Blog Talk Radio?
[00:12:19]  Uncle Tony was trying to call your number yesterday so you can come to his show.
[00:12:23]  Listen.
[00:12:24]  Also, you should have Tony.
[00:12:25]  First of all, that's not the real Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:12:28]  And secondly, sit there and shut your goddamn stupid digital pie hole.
[00:12:33]  All right.
[00:12:35]  Now listen.
[00:12:36]  All right.
[00:12:37]  Everybody, listen.
[00:12:38]  Everybody stop and listen.
[00:12:41]  Let's stop.
[00:12:42]  All right.
[00:12:44]  Let's stop.
[00:12:45]  Angry Freddy fan 1993.
[00:12:47]  Thanks for the 225.
[00:12:49]  Chris Rack Lubit Brat Kanad Skagolosa v. School.
[00:12:54]  What?
[00:12:54]  What kind of language is that?
[00:12:58]  Am I speaking so fast or in some weird vernacular or some weird kind of pantometer where people are construing my broadcast in like another language or something?
[00:13:10]  Oh, is that Russian?
[00:13:11]  Well, then get your roosty ass out of here.
[00:13:13]  We don't want none of that rooski money.
[00:13:15]  All right.
[00:13:16]  We don't want rooski money.
[00:13:18]  So get out of here.
[00:13:19]  Go drink it on your vodka.
[00:13:21]  You freaking mouth-breathing, cockeyed-looking son of a bitch.
[00:13:25]  Just go over there.
[00:13:27]  I'm tired of hearing about Russia.
[00:13:30]  Everybody knows ever since I've been doing this broadcast for the last 11 years, I don't like Russia.
[00:13:35]  Never trusted him.
[00:13:37]  This is the same country that brought us serfdom.
[00:13:40]  Serfdom is below slavery, for heaven's sake.
[00:13:44]  You think you could trust the people that were able to live for so long under serfdom?
[00:13:50]  Good God.
[00:13:51]  Anyway, listen, I didn't mean to talk about Russians.
[00:13:54]  You people are getting me off keister here.
[00:13:57]  I'm just simply stating, man, we had a freaking dialogue the last broadcast for at least an hour.
[00:14:04]  And I was just thinking, look, okay, I want to talk about the financial insights, even though some son of a bitch is already posting the markets, even though I'm supposed to be going over them.
[00:14:14]  I want to talk about political and social commentary.
[00:14:18]  But let's, I mean, what do you people want to hear?
[00:14:21]  Production note lover 101.
[00:14:23]  How about you write erotic fanfics about Trump life?
[00:14:26]  How about anime reviews?
[00:14:28]  Jesus.
[00:14:29]  You see, this is the sick internet people that listen.
[00:14:32]  Lost kids, crying kids, homeless people.
[00:14:34]  Yeah, real funny, you jerk on.
[00:14:37]  This is the sick internet, people, folks.
[00:14:39]  Are you listening to this?
[00:14:41]  Dying kids.
[00:14:41]  Dead kids.
[00:14:43]  Shut up.
[00:14:45]  Shut up, the Buddhism hotline.
[00:14:49]  Hey, ghost, you dirty name is Jonathan Hills, and I own my own show called The Buddhism Hotline.
[00:14:54]  I've been getting trolls using your name and playing your videos using MediaShare.
[00:14:58]  Yeah.
[00:14:58]  You're a dirty Trump supporter and should be put in jail for that.
[00:15:02]  Oh, well, yeah, you know what?
[00:15:04]  Don't you eat my dick up till you hiccup, you Buddhist Satan and tannic son of a bitch, all right?
[00:15:10]  Five Broken Hearts in Aurora.
[00:15:12]  That's not funny.
[00:15:13]  That's too soon, by the way.
[00:15:14]  All right, that's too soon.
[00:15:16]  Nor Harin Mahed.
[00:15:18]  No Haren Mahead.
[00:15:20]  I don't know what the hell is that?
[00:15:21]  Is that a great name?
[00:15:22]  Cheers to you, all right?
[00:15:24]  There's another jackler, all right?
[00:15:26]  Hello there, ghost.
[00:15:27]  Hope you're having a good day today.
[00:15:28]  I'm trying to engineer is also doing well, and you're all doing well in chat.
[00:15:33]  Might be doing some more cards against humanity again today.
[00:15:36]  Stay tuned, Winking Face.
[00:15:38]  Cards against humanity.
[00:15:40]  What are you trying to play some kind of a game through my broadcast?
[00:15:44]  How many times do I need to post this name before you get it?
[00:15:49]  I don't know what the hell, beat Nick Hearst.
[00:15:51]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:15:52]  Listen, let me do my broadcast.
[00:15:55]  Let me do my show.
[00:15:56]  Stop freaking donating already, all right?
[00:15:59]  We get it, all right?
[00:16:00]  You think I'm your goddamn cyber punching bag, man?
[00:16:04]  You think that I'm some kind of a piece of crap.
[00:16:06]  I get it.
[00:16:07]  Why did the cucumber blush?
[00:16:09]  Because he says the salad dressing.
[00:16:14]  Just cucumber for fun time.
[00:16:16]  I am glad to have helped Mar A. Lardass become a trending hashtag.
[00:16:20]  How about a nice omelette with ketchup, ghost?
[00:16:23]  Yeah, you know what, Evil Mirror, you're just a leftist piece of salty trash because the president came out today, and that put a smile on my face talking about my president.
[00:16:33]  He came out today and denounced socialism, denounced socialism in the most explicit and verbally explicit way that you possibly can.
[00:16:45]  That America will never be a socialist country.
[00:16:50]  By God, it should never be a socialist country.
[00:16:53]  And he basically put the example of Venezuela on how they're starving to death, how they barely have any resources to continue on as a society.
[00:17:03]  When at one time, in South America, Venezuela was the richest country in South America.
[00:17:12]  How did it become one of the richest countries in South America to become one of the poorest countries?
[00:17:18]  It's because of socialism.

=== Venezuela And The Puppet Government (03:30) ===

[00:17:20]  And let me tell you something.
[00:17:21]  I do like Trump putting goddamn the South American socialist countries on notice.
[00:17:28]  Did you hear that today?
[00:17:31]  He called out Venezuela.
[00:17:34]  He called out Nicaragua.
[00:17:36]  And he called out Cuba.
[00:17:39]  Can you believe that?
[00:17:40]  Huh?
[00:17:41]  Called him out by name.
[00:17:43]  He called Maduro's Venezuela nothing more than a Cuban puppet government.
[00:17:51]  I mean, calling out these Latin American socialists, baby.
[00:17:55]  What is it?
[00:17:56]  Ghost, how dare you disrespect the name of Buddhism?
[00:17:58]  Do I have to execute Plan 62?
[00:18:01]  You dirty Trump supporting sinner.
[00:18:03]  What are you talking about, Buddhism?
[00:18:05]  I'm going to vote for her again in 2020.
[00:18:07]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:18:08]  You should watch your mouth.
[00:18:11]  Shut your mouth.
[00:18:13]  First of all, Buddhism is Satanism, and I'll get to that in a minute.
[00:18:17]  Zackler is right.
[00:18:18]  You ain't getting back home anytime soon if you keep this up.
[00:18:21]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[00:18:23]  I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:18:24]  Count your blood.
[00:18:25]  Count this.
[00:18:26]  How do you like that?
[00:18:27]  This is getting stupid.
[00:18:29]  Read my name slowly.
[00:18:30]  Shut up, beat Nick.
[00:18:32]  All right.
[00:18:32]  I don't care.
[00:18:33]  Shut up, beat Nick.
[00:18:34]  And stop.
[00:18:35]  I want to talk about Buddhism since this son of a bitch is talking about it.
[00:18:38]  Have you heard about the crap, The Verge, and Vox Media has been pulling on YouTube?
[00:18:43]  The pissed of the tech community real good with the copyright strikes taking down criticism about their PC building.
[00:18:49]  Oh, man.
[00:18:50]  Yeah, I've heard about this.
[00:18:51]  Streisand effect in full swing.
[00:18:54]  I've heard about this, and I mean, who knows what's going to happen without it?
[00:18:58]  I'd like to invite all Aussie capitalists in the Morley Perth area to swing by 77 Collier Road and tell Mimi Al Laham to move her 31-year-old ass out of her parents' house.
[00:19:08]  Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, what the hell is that?
[00:19:11]  That's some Australian drummer.
[00:19:13]  What the hell was that about?
[00:19:15]  What the hell was that about?
[00:19:17]  Albin's triple bypass.
[00:19:19]  Shut up.
[00:19:19]  I know what you mean by that, you son of a bitch.
[00:19:22]  I know what you mean by that.
[00:19:24]  Now, listen, ghost stop.
[00:19:29]  Ghost stop the beat Nick Hearst name.
[00:19:32]  I don't even know what the hell you're saying, man.
[00:19:34]  Here's Kakuna Capitalist.
[00:19:37]  Hey, Ghost, great show, and sorry for the trolls.
[00:19:40]  Yeah.
[00:19:41]  Just want to say the game is going well.
[00:19:43]  We finished playtesting.
[00:19:44]  We might be selling Orion at the end of the also want to apologize for the last call.
[00:19:48]  Testing, do you like Sticks and Hammer?
[00:19:51]  Uh yeah, I like Stick's hex on Hammer.
[00:19:53]  He's one of the few people I do like on YouTube.
[00:19:56]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:19:57]  Hunk, how many lips does a flower have?
[00:19:59]  Does a squid go?
[00:20:00]  John Wayne Gacy, that's why I call a sheet of a banana.
[00:20:04]  Couldn't the toilet beat up?
[00:20:05]  Why would you donate that, man?
[00:20:07]  Because it got stuck in a crack.
[00:20:08]  Why would you even donate?
[00:20:09]  That was a serial killer that killed little boys.
[00:20:14]  Smash capitalism being.
[00:20:20]  Growth has given way to status.
[00:20:22]  Inequality is leading to instability, and confidence in the money economy has all but evaporated.
[00:20:28]  How do you figure socialism now?
[00:20:31]  Socialism now.
[00:20:32]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:20:34]  What does that mean to you people?
[00:20:36]  What does that mean?
[00:20:37]  Let's get to crypto.
[00:20:38]  Bitcoin is up 5.38%, Ethereum.
[00:20:42]  Man, this is not going to end.
[00:20:44]  This is not going to end.
[00:20:45]  You cyberburger.
[00:20:46]  You're going to do my show for me.
[00:20:47]  You're going to make me look like an idea.
[00:20:48]  You're going to have Bitcoin cash as it is.
[00:20:49]  You're going to make me look like an idiot.

=== Bowie Speech And Crypto Chaos (07:16) ===

[00:20:51]  Shut up, Comrade Ramble.
[00:20:53]  You're going to make me look like an idiot.
[00:20:55]  I'm not doing my own show.
[00:21:00]  You think that I'm $0.99?
[00:21:01]  You know, some kind of a $5 whore on nickel dam or something.
[00:21:05]  You guys are suddenly.
[00:21:06]  29%.
[00:21:06]  Nasdaq is going to be a bad thing.
[00:21:07]  Shut up!
[00:21:09]  Shut up already!
[00:21:12]  Jesus Christ, Angry Freddy fan 1993.
[00:21:15]  Hey, ghost, I might be going to Texas for a possible 2021 vacation.
[00:21:20]  What foods do you recommend there?
[00:21:22]  What good diners does Texas have?
[00:21:24]  I'd like to visit there and try the foods.
[00:21:27]  There's a bunch of them.
[00:21:28]  All right, there's a bunch of them.
[00:21:30]  Eat the steaks and the Tex-Mex.
[00:21:32]  Ghost, are you going to talk about Trump's Venezuela speech today?
[00:21:35]  I was trying to talk about it.
[00:21:37]  Engineer drink side of the toilet.
[00:21:40]  Just shove it up your ass with that name.
[00:21:42]  I was trying to talk about it, but you see these people, they won't stop donating and ruining my broadcast, all right?
[00:21:51]  I mean, that was a brilliant speech today.
[00:21:54]  He basically explicitly said that America will never become a socialist country, and he called out the socialist countries in Latin America.
[00:22:04]  He called out the socialist countries in Latin America from Venezuela to Nicaragua to Cuba.
[00:22:11]  My heart is in Havana.
[00:22:14]  My heart is in Havana.
[00:22:16]  Oh, no, no, no, no.
[00:22:18]  Yeah, you're going to get your ass kicked there, you old Cuban communist pieces of crap.
[00:22:24]  I'm just saying, I was trying to get to it, man.
[00:22:27]  It was a great freaking speech, man.
[00:22:30]  And on top of him calling out the Latin American socialist countries and explicitly saying that America will never be socialist, did you see these Democrats now starting to distance themselves from socialism?
[00:22:42]  Did you hear Kamala Harris doesn't know whether she's black or white?
[00:22:48]  I'm Kamala Harrison.
[00:22:50]  I don't know if I'm black or white.
[00:22:54]  Anyway, did you hear that she's distancing herself from the word socialism?
[00:23:01]  She explicitly said, Kamala Harris, the Democratic, I guess, I don't know, who isn't running for president on the Democrat side?
[00:23:09]  She says that she is not a Democratic socialist.
[00:23:14]  Distancing herself from old Bernie Sanders and all the people.
[00:23:17]  What does the average Texas Tech University student get on his drool?
[00:23:22]  Yeah, go shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:23:24]  That's horrible.
[00:23:25]  Just go shove it up your ass here, suck my dick, or whatever the hell your name is.
[00:23:29]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[00:23:31]  Anyway, listen, I think that if you did not listen to the president's speech today, I would strongly advise you to do so.
[00:23:38]  What is this?
[00:23:39]  Welcome back to Cards Against Humanity, everyone.
[00:23:42]  I hope you're already.
[00:23:44]  Black card, help me.
[00:23:47]  Don't play a game during my show, you ass crack.
[00:23:52]  Don't play a game during my goddamn show, you ungrateful prick.
[00:23:57]  What's up, Kahuna?
[00:23:58]  Hey, ghost, great show, and sorry for the trolls.
[00:24:01]  Just want to say the game is going well.
[00:24:03]  We finished playtesting.
[00:24:04]  We might be selling Orion.
[00:24:06]  What the hell are you doing?
[00:24:07]  You're playing a game during my show.
[00:24:11]  I said I did.
[00:24:13]  I said I like Styx Hex on Hammer.
[00:24:15]  All right.
[00:24:15]  He's one of the few people I do like.
[00:24:18]  All right.
[00:24:19]  Stop playing the goddamn game already.
[00:24:21]  All right.
[00:24:21]  This is not a freaking.
[00:24:22]  This is not your game show.
[00:24:25]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:24:28]  I don't even know why I even write these production notes.
[00:24:32]  Frickin' handwrite them myself.
[00:24:35]  I don't even understand it.
[00:24:36]  It's a waste of time.
[00:24:38]  It's a waste of goddamn time with you sons of bitches.
[00:24:41]  All right.
[00:24:41]  Now, listen, I was trying to talk about Donald Trump's speech today.
[00:24:45]  Jeez, here we go.
[00:24:46]  The filthy heretic.
[00:24:47]  Hey, ghost.
[00:24:48]  I'd like to invite you to my podcast, The Cool Capitalist Cup.
[00:24:52]  Where we talk about current events in favor of free markets and a voluntary society.
[00:24:57]  That sounds so much like a troll.
[00:24:59]  It's pathetic.
[00:25:00]  All right.
[00:25:01]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:25:03]  That sounds so much like a troll.
[00:25:04]  It's pathetic.
[00:25:05]  All right.
[00:25:05]  I mean, you know, try to come up with something a little bit more original for Christ's sake.
[00:25:09]  All right.
[00:25:09]  You could have concocted a better name out of that, out of your lack of synapse sparking brains of yours.
[00:25:17]  Listen, I'm glad the president literally and verbally explicitly said that we in the United States will never be socialist.
[00:25:28]  And I hope that rings in the minds of each and every one of you that are in America because you take a look at all the socialist countries out there in Europe and take a look at how totalitarian they have become because of socialism.
[00:25:43]  Take a look at how economically dependent they have become on to the state because of socialism.
[00:25:50]  America will never be a socialist country and thank God we have a capitalist president like Donald Trump that fears nothing.
[00:25:58]  All right?
[00:25:59]  He's fearless.
[00:26:02]  What do you want, United States of Smash?
[00:26:04]  Do you like David Bowie?
[00:26:06]  If so, what was your favorite album and persona?
[00:26:09]  I personally like the music from the Thin White Duke and Ziggy Stardust eras.
[00:26:14]  Anyways, hope the show goes okay.
[00:26:17]  I want to be honest with you.
[00:26:19]  Ziggy Stardust was okay.
[00:26:22]  I like some of his 80s stuff.
[00:26:23]  I'm sorry.
[00:26:24]  I'm sorry.
[00:26:25]  Why can't you be our game show?
[00:26:28]  Shut up, all right, about the game show.
[00:26:30]  Listen, when it comes to David Bowie, I like his 80s stuff.
[00:26:35]  Like, let's dance.
[00:26:36]  You know, I mean, that got the women moving in the 80s, maybe on the on the disco balls out there on the on the lighted dance floors.
[00:26:44]  Let's dance.
[00:26:45]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[00:26:46]  I mean, the women would go out there.
[00:26:47]  This was the 80s, baby.
[00:26:49]  Back in the 80s, everybody was doing everything when it came to vices, extracurricular activities in the drug department, all that stuff.
[00:27:02]  And, you know, it was just, it was a great time.
[00:27:05]  I'm saying it was a great time.
[00:27:07]  And by the way, another song I like from the 80s when it comes to David Bowie is, you're my China girl.
[00:27:15]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, Little China.
[00:27:19]  Now, listen, I want to be completely honest with you.
[00:27:21]  What kind of a weird freak show of a fucking video, excuse my French, was that?
[00:27:27]  How come nobody in our modern day politically correct society that is so waiting for something to nitpick to complain about?
[00:27:37]  How come nobody's talking about that weirdo of a goddamn borderline racist freaking?
[00:27:43]  I think both of those songs videos are somewhat racist.
[00:27:47]  I'm just saying.
[00:27:49]  Anyway, look.
[00:27:51]  Sorry, I didn't mean to talk about Bowie here, but somebody from text to speech is asking.
[00:27:56]  Anyway, listen, the president, I'm glad he gave this speech.
[00:28:00]  And if you have not listened to this speech today, I would strongly advise you to.
[00:28:04]  I mean, and he's taking on Latin America.

=== Card Nerd Games And Trolling (14:47) ===

[00:28:07]  All right.
[00:28:08]  He's taking on Latin America, baby.
[00:28:11]  And I'm loving this president.
[00:28:13]  This president has got balls, baby.
[00:28:16]  He's got balls the size of grapefruits like this man right here, and he ain't afraid to flex them.
[00:28:22]  You understand that?
[00:28:23]  There's a damn president that ain't afraid to flex nuts.
[00:28:27]  And I'm glad.
[00:28:29]  Telling all these sons of bitches on the South, in the South American continent over there, that you sons of bitches better get out of socialism or we're going to take you out of socialism.
[00:28:40]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:42]  In the hood with the brothers, Tyrone would say that this would be a either get down or lay down moment.
[00:28:49]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:50]  You know, when a new crew takes over an urban block, and typically they're probably fearless youngsters because they never have any respect for the OGs.
[00:29:00]  You know, the BGs, they don't have any respect for the OGs, so they come in, they flex nuts, and, you know, they have this mentality of either get down or lay down kind of thing.
[00:29:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:12]  So I'm just saying.
[00:29:14]  Help me, Doctor.
[00:29:15]  I've got production notes in my butt.
[00:29:18]  One point to Spunky Space.
[00:29:19]  Next black card.
[00:29:20]  What killed my boner?
[00:29:21]  White cards in chat.
[00:29:23]  What the hell is that?
[00:29:25]  What kind of a freak show, fruity little game are you freaking anti-social dumbasses playing?
[00:29:31]  Whatever it is, don't play it on my show.
[00:29:35]  All right, I got important things to talk about here.
[00:29:38]  Got production notes, you son of a bitch.
[00:29:42]  All right, now look, I'm gonna, these assholes from text-to-speech, I hope that this is a lull moment.
[00:29:49]  And I'm not talking about lull in the lull sense.
[00:29:52]  I'm talking about lulls that you people have calmed your asses down when it came to this crap.
[00:29:58]  But I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna do what I do.
[00:30:01]  I know that there's been hundreds of thousands of people on the internets that have been commenting all over the internet, all over where these videos are being posted, and saying, Ghost, we want to hear the financial insight.
[00:30:16]  We want to hear the political and social commentary.
[00:30:21]  But we can't because we got a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard on text-to-speech, ruining the whole goddamn show.
[00:30:33]  Well, let me tell you something right now.
[00:30:35]  I've already drank before I came on this broadcast.
[00:30:38]  So as you can see, I'm a little bit more thick-skinned today.
[00:30:41]  All right.
[00:30:42]  I'm a little bit more thick-skinned today.
[00:30:44]  That's why I named episode 22 today.
[00:30:46]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[00:30:49]  And it seems to me that you people want to be a bunch of perverts on text-to-speech.
[00:30:54]  You want to make fun of me.
[00:30:56]  You want to play goddamn, I don't know, some kind of freaking stupid Dungeons and Dragons freaking card game or Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever the hell.
[00:31:05]  Whatever the hell.
[00:31:08]  I'm tired of it, man.
[00:31:10]  I'm tired.
[00:31:10]  I just want to do my show.
[00:31:12]  I want to do what everybody knows me for.
[00:31:16]  All right.
[00:31:17]  I mean, don't you sons of bitches understand?
[00:31:20]  I've got 11 years of an internet broadcasting career.
[00:31:25]  11 years of an internet broadcasting career.
[00:31:31]  And how dare you people sit here and disrespect it like this?
[00:31:36]  How goddamn dare you give me some goddamn respect?
[00:31:40]  All right, I deserve it.
[00:31:43]  I deserve it, man.
[00:31:47]  Now, before I get too off Keister here, because I don't want to get off Keister, what the hell is this, JG Wegg?
[00:31:52]  What the hell is this?
[00:31:55]  Yeah, Ghost the Horish Hambone.
[00:31:57]  Yeah, I got shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:32:00]  I need some freaking beer.
[00:32:02]  I can't sit here and continue to take this kind of crap, even if it is a goddamn carpet munching Monday.
[00:32:08]  All right, I need some freaking beer.
[00:32:10]  The only way I can get through this goddamn show, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[00:32:17]  That's the only way I'm gonna get through this goddamn show, man.
[00:32:20]  It's the only way.
[00:32:21]  I'm serious.
[00:32:22]  All right, and I want you all to know that the copious amounts of alcohol that I'm drinking is because of you people.
[00:32:31]  All right, I'm drinking because of you.
[00:32:34]  All right, I'm drinking because of you.
[00:32:39]  What do you want, Kahuna Capitalist?
[00:32:41]  Hey, ghost, great show, and sorry for the trolls.
[00:32:44]  Just want to say the game is going well.
[00:32:46]  We finished playtesting.
[00:32:47]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:32:48]  What's this?
[00:32:50]  Also, want to apologize for the last call.
[00:32:52]  Testing, do you like Sticks and Hammer?
[00:32:55]  I feel like I've already answered this like two times in my having deja vu.
[00:33:01]  Talk about the Nintendo Switch.
[00:33:05]  What about it?
[00:33:06]  You know, what about it, man?
[00:33:08]  Did someone say Yu-Gi-Oh!
[00:33:09]  Is it time to do?
[00:33:13]  Did you actually say that, dude?
[00:33:15]  Did you actually subscribe?
[00:33:17]  Did you actually put a text-to-speech, Yammy Yugi, to actually say that, man?
[00:33:24]  Unbelievable.
[00:33:26]  You people are nuts.
[00:33:28]  You know that?
[00:33:29]  You people are freaking nuts.
[00:33:32]  That's the only way I can get through this goddamn broadcast, man.
[00:33:35]  I mean, this used to be a serious broadcast until I started making it interactive.
[00:33:39]  And this is the kind of goddamn ridiculous, pathetic digital sewage that we're going down.
[00:33:45]  Look at this.
[00:33:46]  Dr. Lecter, what the hell do you want?
[00:33:49]  What is this?
[00:33:51]  A consensus taker.
[00:33:53]  I can't even, I don't even know what the hell that says.
[00:33:54]  I need a drink.
[00:33:55]  But, Dr. Lecter, I'm sure it was some kind of troll terrorist digital aids crap.
[00:33:59]  And I don't really want to hear it right now.
[00:34:01]  All right, Dr. Lecter?
[00:34:03]  It sounded like you were trying to act like, Hello, Clarice.
[00:34:08]  It's good to see you again.
[00:34:11]  I think that's what you were trying to do, I guess.
[00:34:13]  All right, man.
[00:34:13]  Jaden Yuki.
[00:34:15]  I summon elemental hero Sparkman in face of attack position.
[00:34:19]  I activate the spell card liberization.
[00:34:21]  No, don't stop playing your stupid Yu-Gi-Oh! Flame Wingman in face of the house.
[00:34:27]  I don't appreciate this, man.
[00:34:29]  I end my turn.
[00:34:31]  You end your turn.
[00:34:32]  You can end your turn on my schlong head.
[00:34:34]  What do you mean?
[00:34:35]  Ghost, buddy.
[00:34:36]  I honestly love the show, but you must honestly know that nobody actually watches this for your insight.
[00:34:41]  You're a damn liar!
[00:34:43]  You're a goddamn liar.
[00:34:45]  That's what I was known for.
[00:34:47]  That's what I was known for for 11 goddamn years of my internet broadcasting career.
[00:34:54]  For the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
[00:35:01]  Google me, you son of a bitch.
[00:35:05]  Good God, man.
[00:35:07]  How easily the internet can just flush you down into the digital realm of nothingness.
[00:35:15]  Horrible, man.
[00:35:17]  Horrible.
[00:35:19]  11 years of an internet broadcasting career.
[00:35:22]  No, no, you son of a bitch.
[00:35:24]  Damn it, you shut the son of a bitch.
[00:35:28]  Don't start.
[00:35:30]  Damn it.
[00:35:32]  Pieces of crap.
[00:35:33]  Don't start with me.
[00:35:36]  Don't goddamn start with me.
[00:35:41]  I'm not in the mood for this crap on a freaking Monday.
[00:35:43]  Do you understand?
[00:35:45]  I'm not in the mood for this.
[00:35:48]  I'd buy that for a while.
[00:35:49]  Oh my God, Pootie Pie.
[00:35:52]  Just take that subscribe Pootie Pie crap out of here.
[00:35:56]  All right?
[00:35:57]  Who cares about Pootie Pie?
[00:35:59]  He's a fruit bowl, and I don't like him, all right?
[00:36:02]  He's a fruity ass bastard, and I don't like him.
[00:36:06]  Take him to tell him to take his furry-ass ears off whenever he's playing his stupid little games and stop talking like he just popped out of the anal passage of some half-atard.
[00:36:16]  You are on several song intros for a band called Anal Sausages.
[00:36:20]  What?
[00:36:21]  Thanks for being the fat, handicapped Jewish hamboard.
[00:36:24]  You are an inspiration to your ass.
[00:36:27]  I don't consent to that, or I don't consent to being the intro to some freaking band called Anal Sausages.
[00:36:34]  All right, and speaking of which, folks, look, I don't mean to talk about the band, but we're trying to get the band back together.
[00:36:39]  Y'all remember the band, Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
[00:36:43]  We're trying to get the band back together, folks, but it's been a long time.
[00:36:48]  And, you know, everybody's a little shaky about the whole situation.
[00:36:51]  Everybody's, you know, so I don't know.
[00:36:53]  So anyway, that's something to look forward to.
[00:36:56]  I'm trying to get the band back together.
[00:36:59]  Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare.
[00:37:00]  So Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
[00:37:02]  Cheers, peeps.
[00:37:04]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:37:08]  Good to see you again.
[00:37:10]  What is this?
[00:37:11]  I always knew you'd crawl back to us.
[00:37:13]  Crawl back?
[00:37:18]  Crawl back.
[00:37:22]  Go shove it up here.
[00:37:24]  Go make your own deck.
[00:37:25]  All right.
[00:37:25]  That's the point.
[00:37:25]  All right.
[00:37:26]  Let me tell you, I got a couple of Yu-Gi-Oh decks.
[00:37:29]  All right.
[00:37:30]  They're secret attack decks.
[00:37:32]  And that's how you win.
[00:37:33]  That's how you win in Yu-Gi-Oh!
[00:37:35]  You know, you got all these defensive little fruit bowls out here.
[00:37:38]  No, you got to play defensively.
[00:37:40]  And you see, if you get a good defense, I'm going to get a...
[00:37:44]  Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to go into that.
[00:37:48]  I'm sorry.
[00:37:48]  Harry Potter.
[00:37:50]  Harry Potter.
[00:37:52]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:37:52]  Harry Potter here.
[00:37:54]  Here are the markets from Diagon Alley.
[00:37:56]  What the hell?
[00:37:57]  People's Bank is up 7%.
[00:37:59]  The Leachy Cauldron is down 2%.
[00:38:01]  What?
[00:38:02]  Olivanders is up 10% to $17.38.
[00:38:07]  And the ministry press is down to the bottom.
[00:38:08]  Are you kidding me?
[00:38:09]  We're doing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards now on this show.
[00:38:12]  We're doing Yu-Gi-Oh! card breaks.
[00:38:18]  Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
[00:38:20]  We're not going to go to war with Venezuela for what?
[00:38:23]  What military is going to fight for vetted suela?
[00:38:26]  What killed my boner?
[00:38:27]  Ghost ex-engineer fan fiction.
[00:38:29]  One point to cuddly's vision.
[00:38:31]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:38:33]  What helps Obama unwind?
[00:38:34]  You are a bunch of sick fanfic freaks.
[00:38:37]  What's up with the internet and being such a bunch of fanfic freaks out here?
[00:38:44]  Anyway, listen, y'all got me going into subject matters and talking about subject matters that I don't want to talk about.
[00:38:50]  I'd like to talk about the markets for a little bit if you people stop trolling me.
[00:38:57]  If you people will stop trolling me over here.
[00:38:59]  And look, everybody's freaking out because I was talking about Yu-Gi-Oh! decks.
[00:39:03]  Are you kidding me?
[00:39:05]  I've got a few that are just attack only.
[00:39:07]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[00:39:09]  All right, I've been to a few.
[00:39:11]  Never mind.
[00:39:12]  I shouldn't even be admitting it.
[00:39:13]  Anyway, what's going on?
[00:39:16]  May the heart of the cards be with you in this broadcast.
[00:39:19]  Ah, geez.
[00:39:20]  Just shut up, all right?
[00:39:22]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:39:23]  Let's talk about something that's outside the realm of fantasy.
[00:39:28]  All right.
[00:39:29]  Let's talk about something that's a little bit in reality here.
[00:39:32]  All right.
[00:39:34]  What is this?
[00:39:35]  You play Yu-Gi-Oh!
[00:39:36]  I challenge you to a duel.
[00:39:38]  Giant conquest.
[00:39:39]  If you lose, you get sent to the shadow realm, and Engineer runs the show from now on.
[00:39:44]  Nah, no way, no way, no way.
[00:39:47]  It would have to be the best of at least five, ten games.
[00:39:52]  What is this?
[00:39:53]  I'm mush.
[00:39:55]  What does it say?
[00:39:56]  I'm Mershuan.
[00:39:59]  I'm a Russian.
[00:40:00]  I don't even know what the hell that says.
[00:40:02]  I'm a Russian.
[00:40:03]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[00:40:05]  All right, listen, stop.
[00:40:06]  Let's stop talking about Yu-Gi-Oh!
[00:40:08]  Let's stop talking about cartoons.
[00:40:10]  You see, I've already got haters in the chat room saying that I'm some closet man child now, you know, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:40:18]  What do you want, mudkip?
[00:40:19]  Ghost when are we going toto media share again?
[00:40:22]  Pretty sure Stream Elements has media share functionality.
[00:40:25]  They do have media share functionality, but it's not an embedded widget within the scene.
[00:40:31]  So I have to do.
[00:40:33]  I got to do, I got to get another computer.
[00:40:34]  I'm in the process of getting a badass gaming computer that's, you know, virtual reality ready.
[00:40:40]  The whole nine yards, I'm going to probably get an Oculus Rift or something or HTC.
[00:40:46]  I don't know which one yet.
[00:40:46]  I've got mixed reviews in the inner circle about both of those.
[00:40:51]  And I'd like to try to do a couple of freaking virtual streams.
[00:40:56]  No more Aramaead.
[00:40:59]  No more Arama.
[00:41:00]  I don't know what the hell.
[00:41:01]  What the hell are these names here, man?
[00:41:03]  Anyway, I'm not kidding.
[00:41:05]  I am getting a badass computer that it's just expandable.
[00:41:09]  All right.
[00:41:10]  I'm talking, you know, VR chat ready.
[00:41:13]  I'm talking, you know, gaming ready.
[00:41:16]  Because I'm telling you right now, you trolls that have been trolling me, I'm eyeballing you.
[00:41:21]  All right.
[00:41:21]  I'm eyeballing you, and I'm going to own your ass.
[00:41:24]  I'm going to pwn your ass.
[00:41:29]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:41:31]  All right.
[00:41:32]  Just shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:41:35]  All right.
[00:41:35]  I'm going to bring it back.
[00:41:36]  Just give it some time and stop calling me that crap.
[00:41:39]  Ghost, you are a fucking muggle fucking ass cunt.
[00:41:42]  What?
[00:41:42]  What?
[00:41:42]  These were the markets in the wizarding world, not cards where you summon dragons that are blue.
[00:41:48]  We actually have dragons here.
[00:41:49]  Some are blue and red and have three heads.
[00:41:51]  I have no idea what the hell are you.
[00:41:53]  I don't know what you're talking about, man.
[00:41:56]  I have no idea what you're talking about.
[00:41:57]  But I would like to have some folks.
[00:42:00]  You know, we were talking about an inner circle.
[00:42:02]  A lot of people in the inner circle got VR chat and they're already got the virtual reality thing.
[00:42:07]  You can have a meetup, you know, they can have a scene that we're chilling in a bar, having a good old time, kicking back, baby, in a virtual world, virtual reality, baby.
[00:42:17]  That's where it's going.
[00:42:19]  That's where it's going, man.
[00:42:21]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:42:22]  I mean, they've got virtual reality pornographic material now.
[00:42:25]  Have you heard about this?
[00:42:27]  I mean, they got, you put on the virtual reality, you know, headphones, the eyes, you know, all that other stuff.
[00:42:33]  And then lo and behold, you could, like, play a goddamn pornographic material where you've got 360 like looking.
[00:42:40]  You know, it's like, I mean, this is where we're going, man.
[00:42:44]  Welcome, my son.
[00:42:48]  Welcome to the machine.
[00:42:53]  I mean, that's literally where we're going, man.

=== Welcome To The Machine (15:21) ===

[00:42:55]  All right.
[00:42:57]  That was a good play, Jaden.
[00:42:58]  But if you want to win, you have to play with your heart.
[00:43:02]  I draw a card.
[00:43:03]  We got assholes playing a goddamn dragon and face-up attack.
[00:43:06]  In between myself.
[00:43:07]  I don't appreciate that.
[00:43:09]  I don't appreciate that one bit.
[00:43:12]  I'm some kind of a freaking proxy of some freaking card nerd's games, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:17]  All right.
[00:43:18]  Good God, I'm not some kind of an arcade or, you know, wherever you people meet up, man.
[00:43:23]  All right, go shove it up your ass.
[00:43:24]  Hey, in the chat room, I'm not a goddamn neckbeard, all right?
[00:43:28]  I'm not a goddamn neckbeard.
[00:43:30]  So sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:43:31]  I just happen to know about a couple of things, and I know about a thing or two, about a thing or two, all right?
[00:43:37]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:43:38]  go ahead and drink some of this beer here because these people are calling me a goddamn neck beard all right we're going I'm sorry, folks.
[00:43:52]  I know that some of you people are listening.
[00:43:53]  You're like, Ghost, can we please get to the markets?
[00:43:56]  I want to know a little bit about the 411 about what's actually going to happen in the stock market and when the actual contraction is going to happen because we have seen nothing but gains at this point in time.
[00:44:06]  And what I'd like to know, Ghost, is what is making these investors continue to go in?
[00:44:12]  What's the news?
[00:44:13]  What is it?
[00:44:15]  Well, I'm glad you asked that question, okay?
[00:44:18]  Because the reason we're seeing such increases in the stock market is what I've been trying to say ever since I started this show, New Year's Eve, this year or last year, going into this year, is that the Federal Reserve is literally in control of this market.
[00:44:36]  And even though you may be seeing some massive plus sides in the short term in the Dow, in the SP, in the NASDAQ, I may be misinformed on this, but I heard of this new summoning power.
[00:44:49]  What is this link summoning?
[00:44:51]  Could you tell me more?
[00:44:55]  I'm not a young.
[00:44:56]  Listen, shut up with the card games, all right?
[00:44:59]  All right, I'm trying to talk about how the Federal Reserve is manipulating this stock market.
[00:45:04]  Ghost, all the old trolls have left, and no one likes your show.
[00:45:08]  Oh, shove it up your cards.
[00:45:09]  The only reason people want to listen is radio graffiti.
[00:45:12]  At least you're a damn liar.
[00:45:15]  You're already a goddamn liar.
[00:45:18]  Gig M and fuck you, fake Texan neck.
[00:45:20]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:45:21]  I'm from Texas.
[00:45:22]  Go shove it up your goddamn clogged up colon hole.
[00:45:26]  Come in here, dear boy.
[00:45:27]  Have a cigar.
[00:45:28]  You're gonna go far.
[00:45:30]  You're gonna fly high.
[00:45:31]  You're never gonna die.
[00:45:32]  You're gonna make it if you try.
[00:45:34]  They're gonna love Bandash.
[00:45:35]  Oh, man.
[00:45:35]  Somebody is quoting Floyd.
[00:45:38]  Oh, by the way, which one's pink?
[00:45:41]  That's a good song, by the way.
[00:45:42]  That's actually a pretty good song by Pink Floyd right there.
[00:45:44]  That's boomer music.
[00:45:46]  That's some boomer music right there, baby.
[00:45:49]  What helps Obama unwind?
[00:45:52]  That looks like a racist goddamn joke.
[00:45:54]  I can already see it.
[00:45:56]  All right, the cards are one point to Phoenix One.
[00:46:03]  Next black card, next time on Dr. Phil, how to talk to your child about underscore, underscore, underscore, white cards.
[00:46:11]  We get it, the cards are.
[00:46:12]  We get it.
[00:46:13]  All right.
[00:46:14]  Now, once again, I want to reiterate why I am not bullish on the stock market.
[00:46:19]  Not only is it because the Federal Reserve is basically causing this big increase, because remember, they were anticipating more interest rate hikes.
[00:46:28]  One card face down and summon summon cans.
[00:46:32]  Go shove it up your ass, Bonzie buddy.
[00:46:34]  All right, shove it up your ass with the card games, too.
[00:46:37]  All right, they were expecting more interest rate hikes from the Federal Reserve, and for whatever reason, the Federal Reserve is like, oh no, we are not going to raise today.
[00:46:47]  So now you can all get your knickers in a bunch and go out and buy.
[00:46:53]  And speaking of black knickers just donated, I don't understand what the hell that the Yu-Gi-Oh show.
[00:46:58]  No one ever watched you for your so-called insights and knowledge.
[00:47:02]  You're a damn liar.
[00:47:04]  We watch for the lulz.
[00:47:05]  No, you're a damn liar.
[00:47:10]  You listen to me for my financial insight.
[00:47:13]  Don't lie.
[00:47:15]  You listen to the political and social commentary, man.
[00:47:19]  And now the news.
[00:47:20]  Jesse Smollett is being accused of paying $3,500 to stop doing my show.
[00:47:27]  We're going to talk about that in a little bit.
[00:47:29]  We're going to talk about it in a second.
[00:47:32]  The juice news.
[00:47:34]  All right, just stop.
[00:47:35]  Just stop it.
[00:47:37]  Harry Potter.
[00:47:38]  I want to challenge you to quidditch.
[00:47:40]  I know you don't know what that is because you are an uncultured swine.
[00:47:43]  Oh, I'm an uncultured swine because I don't know what a freaking card game is.
[00:47:47]  It's like basketball, but less gay.
[00:47:49]  Less gay.
[00:47:53]  All right, go shove it up.
[00:47:54]  I don't even know what the hell that was supposed to mean.
[00:47:57]  Albin Yearsed Wheelchair.
[00:47:59]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:48:00]  I know what you mean by that.
[00:48:04]  Now, listen.
[00:48:06]  I'm going to get on with the show, regardless if you trolls are going to continue to come at me.
[00:48:10]  I've drank a little bit, all right?
[00:48:12]  I've got a little bit of thick skin on this Monday evening for Christ's sake, man.
[00:48:17]  I'm filled with a little bit of piss and fury, and I'm not going to sit here and have you people try to think that you can belittle me and you can make a mockery of my goddamn show, you son of a bitch.
[00:48:31]  All right?
[00:48:33]  And I'm not going to let you people think or even accept the idea that no one is listening to me.
[00:48:41]  They're listening to me.
[00:48:42]  I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people, you ungrateful pricks.
[00:48:47]  What is this?
[00:48:48]  JC Denton, reminder that the virtual world, what the hell, virtual world what?
[00:48:54]  And what does G.I. Ghost want?
[00:48:55]  What do you call a black rights protest?
[00:48:58]  Rise of Planet Apes?
[00:48:59]  By the way, you watch the AAF.
[00:49:02]  Shove it up your ass, please, man.
[00:49:07]  I sacrifice my Ohama Yellow to summon Armed Dragon Level 5.
[00:49:12]  I now use the skeleton.
[00:49:14]  Shove your goddamn stupid game.
[00:49:17]  You're pooper.
[00:49:18]  All right, I don't care.
[00:49:20]  Nobody cares.
[00:49:22]  All right.
[00:49:25]  Anyway, JC Denton said that virtual reality was just a pipe dream 12 years ago.
[00:49:31]  Only a matter of time until we can hit ghosts with cans.
[00:49:34]  No one cares about your stupid opinions about the Federal Reserve.
[00:49:37]  What?
[00:49:38]  Your show sucks.
[00:49:39]  Just keep it.
[00:49:40]  Through you.
[00:49:41]  That's the only reason why people listen.
[00:49:43]  You're a goddamn liar.
[00:49:45]  Shut up with that crap.
[00:49:47]  You're accepting that.
[00:49:48]  You're accepting that idea in people's heads for Christ's sake, man.
[00:49:52]  All right, shut up.
[00:49:54]  Shut your mouth.
[00:49:55]  People listen to me, okay?
[00:49:57]  I've got 11 goddamn years of a broadcasting internet career.
[00:50:04]  11 years of an internet broadcasting career, you punks.
[00:50:09]  I'd buy that for a ton.
[00:50:11]  That's something that you can never take away from.
[00:50:16]  Magic the Gathering is down 5%.
[00:50:18]  Yu-Gi-Oh! is up 10%.
[00:50:20]  And Digimon is unchanged.
[00:50:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:22]  Let me tell you something.
[00:50:23]  I don't like Pokemon.
[00:50:24]  All right.
[00:50:25]  I don't play Pokemon.
[00:50:26]  I watch Pokemon.
[00:50:27]  I think it's insane.
[00:50:28]  That's true.
[00:50:29]  You show that Slifer Slacker where he belongs.
[00:50:32]  What the hell are you talking about, Dr. Crowley?
[00:50:35]  What the hell do you mean, man?
[00:50:37]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:50:41]  Give me my goddamn beer, for Christ's sake.
[00:50:47]  All right.
[00:50:50]  I mean, you're hearing these trolls, man.
[00:50:53]  This is a kind of cyber vermin that I've got to put up with broadcasting on a consistent basis, man.
[00:51:01]  Michael Jackson and the shaken baby.
[00:51:04]  Jesus, man.
[00:51:07]  Just shut up.
[00:51:08]  Delusion is an illness.
[00:51:11]  Oh, go shove it up your ass.
[00:51:13]  All right.
[00:51:13]  You all don't know, man.
[00:51:15]  You all don't know.
[00:51:16]  You think you know, but you don't know nothing.
[00:51:19]  All right?
[00:51:20]  You don't know nothing.
[00:51:23]  I am listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
[00:51:29]  And just because it says that I've got like 400 people here in YouTube, doesn't mean that that represents the true component, the true number of people that are actually listening to me on a consistent basis, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:45]  Ghost is a hambone.
[00:51:47]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:51:48]  First of all, not a freaking hambone.
[00:51:50]  And secondly, I'm being relayed right now, guys, all right?
[00:51:55]  I'm being relayed to countries that can't get you to really use a card that could summon lacrimose leeches so I could get me legs back.
[00:52:03]  Shove your card game up, your freaking twat!
[00:52:07]  You suck ghost.
[00:52:09]  You suck up.
[00:52:12]  Shut up!
[00:52:18]  You son of a bitch!
[00:52:19]  If I suck, then you swallow it!
[00:52:22]  Alright?
[00:52:23]  You swallow it, you sick son of a bitch.
[00:52:26]  Just shut up!
[00:52:29]  God damn it!
[00:52:30]  And the cards are again!
[00:52:33]  What is this?
[00:52:36]  Next time on Dr. Phil, don't just shut up about Dr. Phil already.
[00:52:47]  I can't believe this, man.
[00:52:50]  A Monday, man.
[00:52:51]  I drink to forget, underscore, underscore, underscore, comments in chat using hashtag C-A-H.
[00:52:57]  Last chance to play for today.
[00:52:59]  Shut the hell up!
[00:53:03]  Alright?
[00:53:04]  Punk-ass punk-ass ghost, you son of a bitch.
[00:53:08]  Punk-ass ghost.
[00:53:09]  I'll show you, punk!
[00:53:11]  I'll show you, punk!
[00:53:13]  No!
[00:53:27]  Disrespectful little turds!
[00:53:32]  God damn, you're lucky you're not in front of me right now.
[00:53:35]  Goddamn now!
[00:53:37]  You're lucky!
[00:53:38]  Hey, ghost, you play the MLP card game?
[00:53:41]  It's really good and is actually based on making friendship canary.
[00:53:45]  Shut up your ass.
[00:53:45]  I'm not into that broody crap.
[00:53:47]  California joins the ever-growing list of states to sue Trump over your stupid state.
[00:53:52]  Shut up and shut up.
[00:53:54]  Gig M. Shut up, alright?
[00:53:58]  I mean, this is why I'm drinking so much.
[00:54:00]  Y'all don't listen to this.
[00:54:02]  I mean, who else could take this crap?
[00:54:04]  That's why I drink so much, man.
[00:54:08]  That's the only way I can continue on right now, man.
[00:54:11]  I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
[00:54:14]  More beer, man.
[00:54:16]  God damn it.
[00:54:18]  Good God, man.
[00:54:19]  I got a freaking big ice chest right next to my chair now because I want so much beer throughout this damn show.
[00:54:27]  You see what you're doing to me?
[00:54:31]  Do y'all see it?
[00:54:33]  Do y'all see what you're doing to me?
[00:54:35]  A freaking ice chest freaking right here.
[00:54:39]  Full of all kinds of beer.
[00:54:43]  Full of all kinds of beer, man.
[00:54:44]  What's up, Captain Dessie, man?
[00:54:46]  Trolls really don't like money, it seems.
[00:54:48]  Instead of listening to your financial advice and learn to make some serious money, they just think it's some game.
[00:54:54]  I'm trying.
[00:54:55]  What the hell is wrong with the game?
[00:54:56]  I don't try it.
[00:54:57]  I'm shooting pearls here.
[00:54:59]  I'm shooting pearls for Christ's sake.
[00:55:03]  Oh my god.
[00:55:04]  Need some more goddamn paint?
[00:55:07]  Don't start with the freaking paint for Christ's sake.
[00:55:10]  Fat little bitch ghost, you son of a bitch.
[00:55:13]  FAT LITTLE BITCH GHOST!
[00:55:17]  Damn Christ!
[00:55:20]  Oh God!
[00:55:23]  Where are the relay streams?
[00:55:25]  They're being relayed.
[00:55:27]  They're being relayed right now.
[00:55:29]  Shut up, they're being relayed right now because your grandson was into it.
[00:55:33]  You do realize it will become a detriment to their well-being, right?
[00:55:38]  Hey, no relays here, which is a goddamn life, first of all.
[00:55:41]  Shut up.
[00:55:42]  I don't want to talk about Yu-Gi-Oh! anymore.
[00:55:44]  I don't want to talk about this crap, alright?
[00:55:46]  I'm being relayed.
[00:55:48]  All right, I'm being relayed in countries that can't get YouTube, alright?
[00:55:56]  You understand that?
[00:55:58]  All right, this number that you're seeing right now in the live spot, that doesn't represent the true number of people that are listening to me right now.
[00:56:09]  That doesn't goddamn near represent, man.
[00:56:11]  It's like a freaking, it's like speck.
[00:56:13]  That's a speck of sand in a goddamn desert of what's listening to me right now.
[00:56:19]  Jaden Yuki.
[00:56:21]  It would be much easier to concentrate, though, if this fat boomer would just be quiet.
[00:56:26]  Hey, what you're having a conversation!
[00:56:29]  Why don't you shut up?
[00:56:32]  Why don't you shut up, Jaden Yuki?
[00:56:34]  This is my show!
[00:56:37]  This is my show!
[00:56:38]  Don't have a conversation in my show!
[00:56:41]  This is my show!
[00:56:42]  All you trolls have to do is push this hambone to the ground and repeatedly kick his old boomer ass.
[00:56:48]  Oh, just trust me, this tactic is very effective against Christmas.
[00:56:51]  Damn, son of a bitch.
[00:56:53]  Yeah, yell me tight.
[00:56:54]  Don't call me ghostler.
[00:56:55]  And you wish, you son of a bitch.
[00:56:57]  You wish.
[00:56:59]  Prove the relays liar.
[00:57:01]  I don't have to prove nothing to you.
[00:57:03]  Who the hell are you?
[00:57:06]  Press one if ghosts are targeted.
[00:57:08]  Shut up.
[00:57:09]  Give me my beer.
[00:57:10]  Give me my goddamn beer, man.
[00:57:13]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[00:57:16]  Delusional relays.
[00:57:19]  I'm being relayed.
[00:57:20]  And look at them.
[00:57:21]  They're all pushing one in the chat.
[00:57:23]  They're all pushing one in the chat.
[00:57:25]  You know what?
[00:57:26]  No, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:57:35]  How dare you?
[00:57:38]  How dare you set the bitches in the chat room to smirch me because some schlonghead decided to do a text-to-speech.
[00:57:45]  God damn you.
[00:57:49]  God damn you.
[00:57:51]  What kind of fans do I have, man?
[00:57:55]  Seriously, what kind of fans do I?
[00:57:57]  What kind of crap is this, man?
[00:58:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:05]  What now?
[00:58:06]  Relays are fake.
[00:58:08]  They're not fake.
[00:58:10]  They're not fake.
[00:58:12]  They're real, man.
[00:58:13]  They're real.
[00:58:13]  And then you just don't know, man.
[00:58:16]  You just don't know.

=== Fake Relays And Angry Fans (15:11) ===

[00:58:17]  Just shut up, man.
[00:58:18]  Why don't you just shut up and let me drink my beer so I can do my show and just leave me alone?
[00:58:26]  Why don't you all just leave me alone?
[00:58:30]  What the hell did I ever do to you, man?
[00:58:33]  What the hell did I ever do to you, sons of bitches, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:58:37]  God damn you, man.
[00:58:40]  Oh, have you pulled an X City off?
[00:58:43]  Shut up.
[00:58:43]  Stop asking me about card games, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:58:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:57]  Oh, you sons of bitches, man.
[00:59:03]  Just stop, man.
[00:59:04]  Seriously, just stop.
[00:59:06]  Everybody, just leave me alone, man.
[00:59:09]  Just leave me alone.
[00:59:10]  Ghost is a pussy.
[00:59:11]  I'm not a pussy, man.
[00:59:12]  Shut up.
[00:59:13]  You all are freaking lucky.
[00:59:16]  You're not in front of me right now in a goddamn barroom, you son of a bitch.
[00:59:21]  You all are lucky, man.
[00:59:24]  Engineers the real target.
[00:59:25]  Don't just leave the engineer out of this, you son of a bitch.
[00:59:29]  Leave him out of it.
[00:59:30]  Leave him out of it.
[00:59:32]  Oh my god.
[00:59:33]  Stupid ghost.
[00:59:35]  Moronic ghost.
[00:59:36]  Oh, God.
[00:59:37]  Shitty ghost.
[00:59:38]  Cuckold ghost.
[00:59:39]  Oh, you're making me belch.
[00:59:41]  Nigger ghost.
[00:59:42]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[00:59:44]  Press one for retard ghost.
[00:59:46]  Increment.
[00:59:47]  Ghost shoving up your ass.
[00:59:48]  Increment, increment, increment.
[00:59:50]  What the hell is that?
[00:59:50]  Increment, increment.
[00:59:51]  Get this crap out of here, engineer.
[00:59:54]  Increment, increment.
[00:59:55]  Get it out of here.
[00:59:56]  Do you hear me?
[00:59:57]  Increment, increment, increment, increment.
[00:59:59]  Get out of here.
[01:00:01]  I'd buy that for a doctor.
[01:00:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:04]  Desi ripped off Captain Opta.
[01:00:07]  Shut up, alright?
[01:00:08]  Just shut your stupid mouth and stop talking about inner circle business.
[01:00:11]  All right, shut up.
[01:00:15]  I drink to forget the people ghost killed in Vietnam.
[01:00:17]  One point to Mr. Falco Punch.
[01:00:20]  Son of a bitch.
[01:00:20]  Thank you all for playing.
[01:00:22]  Final winners are Spunky Spade, Cuddly's Bejin, Phoenix.
[01:00:25]  Don't be giving shout-outs over here.
[01:00:28]  Don't you dare!
[01:00:30]  Don't you dare be getting shot out to my show.
[01:00:33]  I'm the only one that gets shout-outs.
[01:00:35]  Me!
[01:00:37]  The only card game one would want to play is poker.
[01:00:40]  These trolls wouldn't survive playing poker.
[01:00:42]  Do you play any poker guy?
[01:00:44]  Hey, Captain Destiny, you're goddamn right.
[01:00:46]  These sons of bitches wouldn't survive with me in poker.
[01:00:49]  I'm Mr. Poker.
[01:00:52]  Mr. Sonic pressed one.
[01:00:55]  I don't want that.
[01:00:55]  Mr. Sonic pressed.
[01:00:57]  You're a goddamn liar that Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog pushed one.
[01:01:01]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:01:04]  But I'd own all of you in poker, man.
[01:01:06]  Maybe I should do a goddamn poker stream one day on a Saturday night here.
[01:01:10]  And I'll show you the skills, baby.
[01:01:13]  The skills when it comes to poker, man.
[01:01:16]  All right?
[01:01:17]  I'm your all-around sharky when it comes to freaking goddamn cards, baby.
[01:01:22]  You understand that?
[01:01:23]  Ghost ain't too bright.
[01:01:25]  What are you talking about?
[01:01:28]  I'm shining so bright, I'm radiating.
[01:01:30]  Do you understand that?
[01:01:32]  I'm radiating even more shinier than the super winter moon that's going to be happening tomorrow.
[01:01:41]  Did y'all hear about that?
[01:01:42]  Tomorrow night, there's going to be a super winter moon.
[01:01:46]  How many super moons do we have out here?
[01:01:48]  Anyway, there's going to be a super winter moon.
[01:01:50]  And I hope that y'all are out there getting the energy of the piercing radiant moon.
[01:01:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:01:57]  Anyway, that's enough.
[01:01:59]  Beat up, ghost.
[01:02:00]  Beat up, ghost.
[01:02:01]  When this hambone is pushed to the ground, just continuously kick his boots until he gives us all of our money that he's going to be.
[01:02:07]  Oh, yeah, you beat up, ghost.
[01:02:09]  Let me tell you something, you son of a bitch.
[01:02:13]  Mr. Peter Poker pressed one.
[01:02:16]  Shut up.
[01:02:17]  I beat all your asses in poker.
[01:02:21]  I'd beat all your asses in poker.
[01:02:23]  I beat all your asses.
[01:02:25]  Increment, I beat all your asses.
[01:02:31]  Yes, the minority.
[01:02:32]  Shoving up your ass.
[01:02:33]  Get this asshole out of here.
[01:02:36]  Ghosts radiating gut.
[01:02:39]  That's not funny, man.
[01:02:40]  I got a little bit of a beer gut because I'm drinking so much because I have to do this broadcast.
[01:02:44]  And the only way I can do this broadcast, if I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol, all right?
[01:02:52]  Christ, listen.
[01:02:54]  Just stop.
[01:02:55]  All right, everybody, stop right now, and let's calm our asses down.
[01:02:59]  And let's get back to what everybody wants to listen to.
[01:03:03]  And that's the financial insight.
[01:03:06]  All right?
[01:03:07]  The political and social commentary.
[01:03:13]  Super moon equals end warning.
[01:03:15]  What the hell?
[01:03:15]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
[01:03:17]  Huh?
[01:03:19]  What are you one of these 2000, year 2000 pricks, year 2012 pricks?
[01:03:24]  For Christ's sake, sit there and shut your mouth.
[01:03:27]  Alright, sit there and shut your mouth.
[01:03:29]  Die, ghost, die.
[01:03:31]  Are y'all here?
[01:03:31]  Are y'all see this?
[01:03:33]  Die, ghosts, die.
[01:03:35]  These are the kind of fans that I have out here.
[01:03:37]  This is the kind of fans.
[01:03:39]  I've never had more than 500 viewers at any given time.
[01:03:42]  That's a goddamn liar.
[01:03:47]  You're a god.
[01:03:48]  You're a damn liar.
[01:03:49]  I've started to even turn on my own computer.
[01:03:51]  You're a goddamn liar, man.
[01:03:54]  I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people.
[01:03:58]  Ghost the Bald the bald Wrestler.
[01:04:02]  I got your freaking bald, you asshole.
[01:04:05]  I got your bald.
[01:04:10]  I got your goddamn bald.
[01:04:12]  All right, I got your goddamn bald right here.
[01:04:16]  You sack of crap.
[01:04:18]  I got your bald.
[01:04:22]  I got your freaking bald scumbags, man.
[01:04:29]  That's why I drink, man.
[01:04:30]  I mean, y'all fucking understand y'all are listening to this.
[01:04:35]  HEIL Baldler, HEIL Balder, Got Funny.
[01:04:45]  Shut up, bitch.
[01:04:46]  The idea that your show is relayed to countries that don't have YouTube is so idiotic that it's insane that you'd think we'd believe it.
[01:04:54]  Countries without YouTube don't have internet or US banking access and couldn't act on your financial advice.
[01:05:01]  Shut up, they're being relayed.
[01:05:03]  Shut up, you don't know.
[01:05:07]  They're being relayed in countries that can't get youtube.
[01:05:11]  Shut up oh, shut up, just shut up.
[01:05:16]  Refunder money and don't call me Ghostler.
[01:05:20]  Don't call me Ghostler, for christ's sake man seriously, everybody in there.
[01:05:24]  This is not a joke.
[01:05:26]  I don't condone this.
[01:05:27]  I don't like this.
[01:05:29]  Stop it and stop it now.
[01:05:34]  Stop it now.
[01:05:38]  Ghost The Bald Hash.
[01:05:40]  Shut up.
[01:05:41]  I'm not bald, i'm not freaking bald man.
[01:05:44]  All right, shut up, gargle my balls.
[01:05:49]  Five dollar whore, god damn it.
[01:05:52]  You shut up, god damn it.
[01:05:55]  I'm not a whore.
[01:05:59]  I'M NOT A HOOKED WHORE!
[01:06:18]  Shut up, all of you.
[01:06:20]  Just shut your stupid stinking mouth.
[01:06:22]  Shut up, shut your mouth.
[01:06:26]  Oh my god, trolls 1488.
[01:06:31]  Oh yeah Jesus, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:06:34]  I know what you mean by that.
[01:06:36]  I know what you mean by that man.
[01:06:38]  To all the serious listeners, press eight.
[01:06:40]  If you think Ghost is an awesome guy, any serious.
[01:06:44]  Thank you, captain Dessse.
[01:06:45]  I know, i'm a, i'm a nice guy.
[01:06:48]  I'm a nice guy.
[01:06:51]  Take him to the goddamn Woodshit.
[01:06:53]  I'm telling you they're getting close.
[01:06:54]  Man, if I was a goddamn daddy, i'd be taking him to goddamn Woodshit right now.
[01:07:00]  Dead air relay number five.
[01:07:03]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:07:05]  What the hell is that?
[01:07:08]  A bald crippler, aka Ghost?
[01:07:11]  Shut the hell up, everybody.
[01:07:14]  Just shut up.
[01:07:15]  Press b for bald, bald one to shut You, sons of bitches Enough.
[01:07:31]  Everybody out here, just enough.
[01:07:34]  I'm tired of you spreading these slanderous lies about me and I'm tired of you making a mockery of myself.
[01:07:43]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:07:46]  Damn it, I'm a nice guy.
[01:07:52]  I'm getting tired of you, cyber vermin man.
[01:07:56]  I'm getting tired of you, sons of bitches.
[01:07:59]  Man, I'm getting so tired.
[01:08:03]  I'm getting so tired.
[01:08:04]  I'm getting so tired.
[01:08:08]  We're already fucking eight minutes into the second hour and I've been putting up with this crap.
[01:08:15]  Episode 22, What do you, cyber vermin, want to talk about?
[01:08:21]  What do you want to talk about?
[01:08:25]  Jesus Christ Ghost the aggressive shut up your ass man.
[01:08:30]  This is longhorns and everybody knows this is longhorns and you can stick these longhorns up their ass I mean this beer is not cutting it man.
[01:08:48]  I need something harder.
[01:08:50]  I need something harder I want to break out the cheap bottle of hooch man.
[01:08:56]  All right, I'm just gonna break out a cheap bottle of hooch man.
[01:08:59]  Just get just get the goddamn job done and take the freaking pain away man Just take the fucking pain away.
[01:09:07]  I'm tired of these trolls man.
[01:09:08]  I'm so tired of them man I've been a pimple on my ass for 11 years.
[01:09:13]  I'm tired of them.
[01:09:15]  I'm tired of them I'm just gonna take a swig out of this cheap bottle of hooch for Christ's sake man.
[01:09:22]  What is this?
[01:09:24]  Where is this?
[01:09:26]  Where are the relays?
[01:09:28]  How do you know the show is relayed?
[01:09:30]  Who relays this shit?
[01:09:31]  Lying ass bastard lying sack of shit.
[01:09:35]  You don't know.
[01:09:36]  Shut up.
[01:09:37]  I'm not lying.
[01:09:37]  I'm being relayed.
[01:09:39]  To countries that can't get you to viewers.
[01:09:42]  Shut up.
[01:09:43]  I'm being relayed.
[01:09:45]  Shut up, man.
[01:09:47]  Shut up.
[01:09:49]  Ghost needs hard.
[01:09:51]  That's disgusting, you pervert, man.
[01:09:53]  Shut up, man.
[01:09:54]  Just stop donating, man.
[01:09:55]  Just stop donating.
[01:09:56]  Let me drink.
[01:09:57]  Let me drink in peace.
[01:09:59]  Let me drink in peace for a couple of minutes, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:03]  So the goddamn alcohol can take the freaking pain away, man.
[01:10:06]  Take the pain away.
[01:10:09]  Just take the fucking pain away.
[01:10:13]  Don't take a swig, a cheap ass bottle of hooch, man.
[01:10:17]  Balder than Howie Mandale.
[01:10:19]  Ghost shut up your ass.
[01:10:20]  I'm not bald.
[01:10:23]  I'm not a bald man.
[01:10:25]  Stop donating to this Jew.
[01:10:28]  This Jew, goddamn, you freaking racist bastards.
[01:10:34]  Son of a racist son of a bitch.
[01:10:40]  Oh, God, you're making me belch.
[01:10:41]  You're making me so angry.
[01:10:42]  I'm belching.
[01:10:45]  I'm belching, man.
[01:10:48]  Oh, God.
[01:10:51]  Everybody, just shut up, man.
[01:10:54]  Press E for ending the show.
[01:10:56]  Shut up.
[01:10:58]  I'm not into the show.
[01:10:59]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:11:01]  Everybody around the internet knows it.
[01:11:03]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:11:07]  Nobody.
[01:11:08]  Shut up, chat room.
[01:11:10]  Shut up.
[01:11:10]  Shut your mouth.
[01:11:12]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:11:15]  Nobody.
[01:11:18]  Nobody!
[01:11:20]  Not even you, Trollter!
[01:11:22]  Fuck you as a chat, man!
[01:11:24]  Fuck you!
[01:11:25]  Fuck!
[01:11:27]  Unstrained chat room, bastard!
[01:11:30]  Ah, family!
[01:11:31]  Oh, you ungrateful bastards!
[01:11:35]  You're ungrateful!
[01:11:38]  You're ungrateful for Christ's sake, man!
[01:11:41]  God!
[01:11:43]  I give you my goddamn heart!
[01:11:46]  My freaking heart!
[01:11:47]  And my soul, man!
[01:11:50]  And that's just not good enough for you, sex of crap, man!
[01:11:54]  It's like you want to see me suffer!
[01:11:56]  You want to see me perpetually suffer, man!
[01:12:00]  And I don't get it, man.
[01:12:02]  I just don't get it.
[01:12:04]  I don't get it!
[01:12:06]  I don't get it!
[01:12:08]  I don't get it.
[01:12:09]  And shut up!
[01:12:10]  Shut up!
[01:12:11]  I'm not a feels bad man!
[01:12:15]  I'm not a feels bad man!
[01:12:19]  Shut up!
[01:12:21]  Let me do my broadcast and shut up!
[01:12:26]  New game.
[01:12:27]  Quiz.
[01:12:27]  The rules are simple.
[01:12:29]  First to say the correct shit.
[01:12:31]  Shut up with you and your stupid gang.
[01:12:32]  Jacklin.
[01:12:33]  The bar that Ghost first got penetrated at as collected.
[01:12:37]  Shout out to the girl underscore underscore answer.
[01:12:40]  God.
[01:12:40]  Answers in chat with hashtag JK.
[01:12:43]  Oh, go shove it up, your ass, man.
[01:12:46]  Just end it all.
[01:12:48]  Just end it all.
[01:12:50]  I mean, look!
[01:12:50]  I got a freaking people that are listening to me.
[01:12:53]  They want to see me dead.
[01:12:55]  They want to see me freaking dead.
[01:12:59]  Courtney, ghost liver is burnt.
[01:13:03]  I got a freaking strong man's liver.
[01:13:05]  I can't die, damn it.
[01:13:07]  I can't die, Courtney.
[01:13:10]  Cowboy hat for bald man.
[01:13:13]  Shut up.
[01:13:13]  I'm not bald.
[01:13:14]  Shut up, man.
[01:13:17]  Trump is a draft Dodger.
[01:13:19]  Shut up.
[01:13:21]  No, Joe, you're a liar.
[01:13:22]  You're a damn liar.
[01:13:24]  Don't spread that fake news.
[01:13:25]  That's fake news, man.

=== They Want Me Dead (13:30) ===

[01:13:28]  Just end the ball.
[01:13:29]  Listen, just shut up.
[01:13:32]  Everybody donating, just shut up and stop.
[01:13:35]  Just stop and let me drink.
[01:13:37]  Let me drink so I can pallate, you sons of bitches, man.
[01:13:41]  Your wife tells you what to do.
[01:13:43]  Let me tell you something, man.
[01:13:44]  My wife doesn't tell me what to do.
[01:13:45]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:13:47]  NOBODY! NOBODY!
[01:13:48]  HEY GHOST! NOBODY!
[01:13:50]  You and your partner are long time listeners of yours and we're both beyond stoked to have you back, even on YouTube.
[01:13:55]  THANK YOU CO- Just focus on what you want to talk about and ignore the trolls.
[01:14:00]  Much love from us.
[01:14:01]  I appreciate Coaster, man.
[01:14:03]  Thank you very much, man.
[01:14:06]  Press N for engineer.
[01:14:08]  Just shut up.
[01:14:09]  Stop telling the chat to conform, alright?
[01:14:12]  Stop telling the chat to conform.
[01:14:15]  And you all want me to fucking end this?
[01:14:18]  Oh, you don't think I will?
[01:14:19]  You don't think I will?
[01:14:21]  You don't think I'll end it now?
[01:14:22]  And say, screw you, people.
[01:14:24]  I'm not going to take this.
[01:14:26]  I'm not going to sit here and allow you people to think you're so cute to freaking, you don't think I'll end it?
[01:14:34]  You don't think I'll end this, son of a bitch?
[01:14:39]  I'll freaking end it, man.
[01:14:40]  But I'm not going to end it on your terms, you son of a bitch.
[01:14:43]  I'm going to end it on my terms.
[01:14:46]  I'm going to end it on my terms.
[01:14:48]  I'm ghost from the ghost show.
[01:14:50]  And I'm going to end it on my goddamn my terms.
[01:14:54]  Now I'm going to drink this goddamn bottle of hooch while you sons of bitches are playing with your goddamn pecker shafts right now.
[01:15:00]  What do you want?
[01:15:02]  My granny.
[01:15:03]  Don't talk about my granny, goddammit.
[01:15:05]  You all know about that.
[01:15:07]  Don't talk about my granny.
[01:15:10]  Now I'm going to take this goddamn freaking shot of cheap ass bottle of hooch.
[01:15:14]  And then I'm going to drink some more beer.
[01:15:16]  And then I'm going to continue with the show.
[01:15:20]  That's what I'm going to do.
[01:15:22]  I'm going to continue with the show.
[01:15:26]  So I'm going to take this cheap bottle of hooch, and I'm not going to say cheers to anybody.
[01:15:30]  This is bad.
[01:15:31]  This is bad.
[01:15:32]  End it, pussy.
[01:15:33]  Shut up.
[01:15:35]  Shut up.
[01:15:36]  I got your pussy.
[01:15:37]  Shut up.
[01:15:40]  I'm taking a sip of this damn cheap bottle of hooch.
[01:15:44]  And this is to the trolls.
[01:15:47]  You sons of bitches.
[01:15:49]  I hope that one day you will hurt like I will.
[01:15:56]  That one day you will hurt like I do.
[01:16:04]  I'm taking a swoop.
[01:16:05]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:16:10]  Empty threat, longhorn.
[01:16:11]  I got your empty threats, you son of a bitch.
[01:16:15]  I'm not an empty threat.
[01:16:18]  D-Ray.
[01:16:21]  Donald Trump's not a cuck, D-Ray.
[01:16:23]  Sit there and shut your mouth.
[01:16:24]  And is that the real ghetto capitalist?
[01:16:27]  $2.
[01:16:29]  Oh, God.
[01:16:31]  I buy that.
[01:16:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:33]  Bald and crippled machine.
[01:16:35]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:16:37]  I'm sorry for cursing.
[01:16:39]  Shut up, or I'm serious.
[01:16:41]  I'll end this broadcast and you can all go shove.
[01:16:44]  Whatever the hell, goddamn free time.
[01:16:46]  You got left right up, your goddamn clogged up poopers.
[01:16:50]  All right, all right.
[01:16:55]  Oh god, you understand what i'm saying.
[01:16:59]  turkey tits give me my god damn drink I'm already finished with the beer man You freaking people are making me drink like a goddamn fish.
[01:17:16]  For christ's sake man, I need some goddamn more beer.
[01:17:18]  Man, Davey Cuckett, gay martyr don't talk about the Texas martyrs.
[01:17:24]  Asshole, don't even go there right now.
[01:17:26]  I need some more beer.
[01:17:27]  For christ's sake, I need some more beer.
[01:17:32]  Oh god, we already hurt your move.
[01:17:37]  What the hell?
[01:17:38]  We already hurt?
[01:17:41]  We already hurt your move.
[01:17:44]  How does that?
[01:17:45]  Does that go along with the old saying, hurt people, hurt people.
[01:17:50]  Huh, is that, is that what y'all are going with?
[01:17:52]  Huh, hurt people, hurt people.
[01:17:57]  You're already hurt and you're trying to make me hurt.
[01:17:59]  How you sick psychological freak shows.
[01:18:02]  Is that it huh?
[01:18:07]  You people are a bunch of transgender turd burglars.
[01:18:11]  Man, i'm not even joking around.
[01:18:12]  Man, i'm not even.
[01:18:15]  Just bald cripples, empty threats.
[01:18:17]  I'm not joking.
[01:18:18]  You keep this up.
[01:18:19]  I'll end this broadcast.
[01:18:21]  I'll end this damn broadcast.
[01:18:23]  You, son of a bitch.
[01:18:24]  Your wife do boob jobs on your bald head.
[01:18:26]  I realized she pluked your son out.
[01:18:29]  I imagine you're such a degenerate father.
[01:18:31]  Your wife and son left you for a reason.
[01:18:34]  Shut up, you Texas, you lone Star.
[01:18:36]  Shut up, Corny.
[01:18:37]  My wife is in the kitchen cooking right now.
[01:18:41]  Where's your girl huh?
[01:18:43]  Where's your girl?
[01:18:44]  Press m for Santa and I got shut up and don't talk about the Texas martyrs.
[01:18:48]  Where's your girl, Corny?
[01:18:50]  You piece of crap.
[01:18:52]  Nooses for Texas martyrs.
[01:18:54]  Nooses for churches.
[01:18:56]  Goddamn martyrs.
[01:18:59]  Goddamn it.
[01:19:01]  Shut up.
[01:19:01]  Ah God, Dova underscore.
[01:19:05]  Dude wins that round.
[01:19:07]  The bar that ghost first got penetrated at was called the Iron Cactus.
[01:19:11]  Shut up.
[01:19:13]  Next question.
[01:19:14]  Shut your mouth.
[01:19:18]  Shut your mouth.
[01:19:21]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:19:22]  Stop playing games.
[01:19:24]  Literally and figuratively, stop playing fucking games.
[01:19:30]  Give me some more goddamn freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:19:35]  Come on, man.
[01:19:37]  Take the fucking pain away, man.
[01:19:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:41]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:45]  Oh, God.
[01:19:51]  I don't know how much more longer I could take this crap, man.
[01:19:55]  I don't know how much longer I could take this crap, man.
[01:19:58]  I really don't.
[01:19:59]  I don't know, man.
[01:20:00]  I don't know.
[01:20:06]  And I hope that all the copious amounts of alcohol that I'm drinking right now, I hope it weighs on your conscience.
[01:20:14]  Woah, you die.
[01:20:15]  You're dead, you old hambone.
[01:20:17]  Woah, you die.
[01:20:20]  You son of a bitch!
[01:20:24]  Oh, you die!
[01:20:28]  Son of a bitch!
[01:20:30]  Drinker, low, you die!
[01:20:31]  Go shut up your ass, you cold-hearted no soul have it, son of a bitch!
[01:20:38]  How dare you, man!
[01:20:41]  How dare you!
[01:20:44]  Why don't you people find the goddamn soul, man?
[01:20:48]  Why don't you find a goddamn soul?
[01:20:52]  Keep playing, you keep playing.
[01:20:54]  Just leave me alone, man.
[01:20:55]  Seriously.
[01:20:56]  Just I don't even want to do this show anymore, man.
[01:21:00]  I don't even want to do this show anymore.
[01:21:03]  I just want to drink.
[01:21:05]  I just want to drink.
[01:21:06]  And you know what?
[01:21:09]  You people are just going to have to sit there and like it and take it and eat it.
[01:21:14]  Eat it!
[01:21:16]  Hey, Baldi, I'm patiently waiting for you.
[01:21:19]  Why don't you rub your head with oil and we can use your head to polish the belts in my woodshop?
[01:21:25]  Once you've oiled it up, we can.
[01:21:27]  Shut up!
[01:21:27]  I'm not bald.
[01:21:28]  Shut up.
[01:21:29]  He's made a man out of you yet, bald bitch.
[01:21:31]  Shut up!
[01:21:31]  I'm not bald, man.
[01:21:32]  I'm not bald.
[01:21:34]  I'm not bald.
[01:21:37]  Press L for Latino ghost.
[01:21:39]  For Latino ghost.
[01:21:41]  Latino ghost, what the hell you talking about?
[01:21:45]  Oh my god.
[01:21:50]  Oh my god.
[01:21:54]  Why are they pressing L in the goddamn chat room?
[01:21:58]  Shut up!
[01:21:59]  Shut up!
[01:22:00]  Shut the finger!
[01:22:01]  Shut up!
[01:22:13]  Oh God, you peachy puto!
[01:22:15]  Huh?
[01:22:16]  Oh, yo, yo, Milan, huh?
[01:22:18]  Hi, you want Latino ghost?
[01:22:20]  Oh, here's Latino ghost, huh?
[01:22:22]  Huh?
[01:22:22]  Sho pla Mi Wevo!
[01:22:24]  Conmicho Riso!
[01:22:26]  Pinche Penejo!
[01:22:29]  How you like that, though?
[01:22:32]  You son of a bitch!
[01:22:35]  Oh my god!
[01:22:38]  Oh my god, Ghost's receding hairline!
[01:22:42]  I don't have a receding hairline!
[01:22:45]  I don't have a receding hairline, you son of a bitch!
[01:22:51]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[01:22:55]  Oh yeah, join the martyrs, ghost.
[01:22:57]  Yeah, shove it up your ass, man.
[01:22:59]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:23:03]  I couldn't believe that this show every day.
[01:23:06]  It's never gonna end, man.
[01:23:07]  It's never gonna end.
[01:23:09]  I've never gonna have to die on you even as you ruin your health from all the stress.
[01:23:14]  She must really hate you to let you kill yourself like this.
[01:23:17]  Hey, shut up!
[01:23:19]  All right, my wife minds her business, all right?
[01:23:22]  My wife knows her place.
[01:23:24]  Shut up!
[01:23:26]  Shut up!
[01:23:27]  Chingo Tumadre!
[01:23:29]  Oh!
[01:23:30]  Oh!
[01:23:32]  Oh, Chingo Tumadre, huh?
[01:23:34]  Huh?
[01:23:34]  Huh?
[01:23:35]  Chingo Tuadado.
[01:23:36]  Unbanned Captain Alta.
[01:23:37]  Shut up.
[01:23:38]  Hey.
[01:23:39]  Hey, Mama Wachocho, Pendejo.
[01:23:41]  Huh?
[01:23:42]  Mamo a Chocho, Pendejo.
[01:23:45]  Tuno Ketas Chingaso with Este Meto Metal Mas Chingonaki, Puto.
[01:23:50]  All right?
[01:23:52]  I don't even think you even understand what I'm saying.
[01:23:54]  All right.
[01:23:54]  To you, Nintendo, Puto.
[01:23:56]  Huh?
[01:23:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:58]  Press F to beat up ghost.
[01:24:01]  You ain't going to beat nothing up, boy.
[01:24:02]  I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
[01:24:05]  I'm telling you, I'm a bad man.
[01:24:07]  I could walk outside right now, clinch my fists, put them in my pocket, and be legally arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
[01:24:16]  Do you understand me?
[01:24:18]  All right.
[01:24:19]  I get into bar brawls for exercise.
[01:24:22]  All right?
[01:24:24]  Ghosto Escalvo.
[01:24:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:24:27]  What the hell?
[01:24:29]  Hey, chupla me Vedega.
[01:24:35]  All right, chupla me Vediga, Puto.
[01:24:37]  All right, how do you do that?
[01:24:40]  Now you're making me belch.
[01:24:43]  Ghost the wife beater.
[01:24:45]  I'm not a wife beater, right?
[01:24:46]  My wife knows her place, all right?
[01:24:47]  Just sit there and shut up.
[01:24:49]  Latino, jew bald cripple!
[01:24:52]  Latino, jew bald cripple, man.
[01:24:54]  Fucking what is this?
[01:25:03]  What are we turning into?
[01:25:04]  We turning into Latinoville over here?
[01:25:06]  What is this?
[01:25:08]  Toy void at Dala Mara Puzai.
[01:25:11]  I don't even know what the hell that means.
[01:25:12]  Do you understand?
[01:25:13]  I don't know what that means, all right?
[01:25:15]  The only reason I know the little Mexican that I do know is because I live out here in South Texas and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[01:25:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:25:27]  Ghost's wife is a pony.
[01:25:29]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:25:30]  Let me tell you something.
[01:25:30]  My wife right now is in the kitchen making me some food.
[01:25:35]  And guess what?
[01:25:36]  You know what I'm gonna tell Mrs. Ghost right now?
[01:25:38]  Feels bad, man.
[01:25:39]  I'm not a feels bad man, all right?
[01:25:41]  First of all, I'm gonna tell Mrs. Ghost, since we're fucking sitting here and I'm having to put up with you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin, I'm gonna have her make some yay spaghetti!
[01:25:53]  Yay!
[01:25:56]  So, hey, engineer, can you go to the next room and tell Mrs. Ghost to make some goddamn spaghetti in honor of all the spaghetti that's going on here in this broadcast?
[01:26:07]  Can you do that, engineer?
[01:26:12]  All right, Mexican molester.
[01:26:14]  Go go shove it up your ass.
[01:26:16]  I'm cooking spaghetti and meatballs.
[01:26:18]  That's what I'm doing.
[01:26:19]  Spaghetti and meatballs.
[01:26:20]  Phoenix One wins that round.
[01:26:22]  The highest can score was shovelled.
[01:26:24]  Shut up, Jackler.
[01:26:26]  All right, shut up.
[01:26:28]  Shut your mouth, stop playing the game on my show.
[01:26:33]  All right?
[01:26:34]  Answers in chat with hashtag JQ.
[01:26:36]  Answer in our mind.
[01:26:37]  Go shove it up, you're goddamn clogged up pooper, man.
[01:26:40]  All right.
[01:26:42]  Bald and pooped my diaper.
[01:26:45]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:26:46]  I don't.
[01:26:47]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:26:48]  And people are calling me sexist in the chat room.
[01:26:50]  Why?
[01:26:50]  Because my wife knows her place?
[01:26:52]  Huh?
[01:26:53]  Because she has more skills than your average women's studies graduate.

=== Stop Twisting My Words (11:57) ===

[01:26:58]  Let me just think about this for a second.
[01:27:00]  All right.
[01:27:01]  If the end of the world happened and there was just a sparse amount of population of humanity, who's going to be more important?
[01:27:08]  Press P for perv goes.
[01:27:10]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:27:11]  Who would be more important?
[01:27:12]  Some stupid, fat, disgusting piece of trash, self-centered woman studies woman who knows nothing but just how to turn perfectly good foods into turds?
[01:27:24]  Or my wife, who knows how to regulate spices and foods, and understands how to cook things and knows how to work appliances.
[01:27:32]  And I mean, I'm just, I'm just saying.
[01:27:36]  I'm just saying, okay?
[01:27:39]  So who's truly empowered now, women?
[01:27:42]  Who's truly empowered now?
[01:27:46]  I'm not joking.
[01:27:47]  All these women that are out here thinking they're so empowered because they got women's studies.
[01:27:51]  End of the world comes.
[01:27:52]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:27:53]  Come on, man.
[01:27:54]  Don't believe the fake narrative that Crockett died at the Alamo.
[01:27:57]  Go to above topsecret.com for proof that Crockett lived longer.
[01:28:01]  You're on the damn liar.
[01:28:04]  You're wrong.
[01:28:05]  That's fake news.
[01:28:07]  You're a goddamn liar, proof Crockett Ramrake.
[01:28:11]  All the Texas martyrs died at the Alamo.
[01:28:13]  That's why we won the Texas Revolution, you son of a bitch.
[01:28:17]  That's why when we were killing those goddamn Mexicans on the goddamn front lines that were trying to be Indian givers, we kept yelling, remember the Alamo!
[01:28:27]  Remember Goliad, you son of a bitch.
[01:28:33]  All right, don't rewrite history, all right?
[01:28:37]  Remember Balda Moe?
[01:28:40]  Remember Baldo?
[01:28:40]  You fucking asshole.
[01:28:43]  You sick asshole.
[01:28:45]  Christ's sake.
[01:28:46]  God damn it.
[01:28:48]  I'm tearing my studio apart for Christ's sake, man.
[01:28:51]  I got all this crap.
[01:28:53]  Crap everywhere, man.
[01:28:59]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:29:01]  Alamo and Goliad are fake men.
[01:29:04]  Shut up, your ass.
[01:29:05]  That's fake news.
[01:29:07]  Don't believe that.
[01:29:08]  I wouldn't be surprised.
[01:29:10]  Whoever donated that was a part of the goddamn Democratic Party for Christ's sake.
[01:29:14]  That's fake goddamn news.
[01:29:18]  That's fake goddamn news.
[01:29:21]  God damn it.
[01:29:22]  I can't believe you people are being so cold and so callous like this, man.
[01:29:27]  It's a freaking Monday.
[01:29:31]  I was trying to throw an olive branch to you, trolls.
[01:29:35]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[01:29:38]  And it seems like you just want to inflict more freaking hurt.
[01:29:42]  More freaking hurt on me, man.
[01:29:45]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:29:48]  Boliad 1836, you fucking son of a bitch.
[01:29:55]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs.
[01:29:59]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs, you son of a bitch.
[01:30:02]  Stop.
[01:30:03]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs, man.
[01:30:06]  I'm not joking.
[01:30:08]  I'm not joking.
[01:30:09]  Shut up.
[01:30:11]  You're fake news. You're fake news. You're fake news. You're fake news. You're fake news. You're fake news. You're fake news.
[01:30:29]  At least I got beer.
[01:30:33]  Ghosts show us fake news.
[01:30:35]  Fuck you.
[01:30:36]  Shut up, bitch!
[01:30:38]  I'm not fake news!
[01:30:40]  Shut up, bitch!
[01:30:42]  Shut up!
[01:30:43]  No!
[01:30:46]  No!
[01:30:48]  I'm not fake news!
[01:30:52]  Whoever did that donation, go shut up your goddamn ass!
[01:30:55]  I'm not fake news!
[01:30:59]  Sick pervert.
[01:31:00]  I'm not going to say that name for Christ's sick pervert.
[01:31:04]  I'm not fake news.
[01:31:07]  I've got 11 years of a internet broadcasting career.
[01:31:12]  I'm not fake news.
[01:31:14]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:31:16]  I'm not fake news.
[01:31:18]  Trick question.
[01:31:19]  Fond Aiden wins that round with never.
[01:31:21]  Ghost's wife doesn't ever cook anything.
[01:31:23]  She's lazy.
[01:31:24]  Shut up, Jackler.
[01:31:25]  She's in the kitchen right now.
[01:31:27]  Where's your girl, Jackler?
[01:31:29]  What is Ghost's favorite song?
[01:31:31]  Answers in chat with hashtag JQ.
[01:31:35]  What's your goddamn?
[01:31:36]  Where's your wife, Jackler?
[01:31:37]  You piece of goddamn crap.
[01:31:40]  Where's your wife making you something to eat?
[01:31:45]  Oh, God.
[01:31:47]  Press side for impeachment.
[01:31:49]  No, no, nothing's gonna happen when it comes to impeachment, you piece of crap.
[01:31:53]  Trump's not gonna get impeached.
[01:31:57]  Trump is the freaking hero that we don't deserve.
[01:32:02]  Ghost is faux news.
[01:32:03]  You gotta shut up your ass for the $2.
[01:32:06]  Go shove it up your ass, man.
[01:32:09]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:32:11]  The yellow ball of Texas.
[01:32:13]  Shut up.
[01:32:14]  Leave me alone.
[01:32:15]  Stop talking about the Texas martyrs and just leave me the hell alone.
[01:32:22]  I've got people that want to listen to me and they can't.
[01:32:27]  And they goddamn can't.
[01:32:31]  God damn you, man.
[01:32:35]  I got freaking production notes that I fucking handwrite myself.
[01:32:42]  And nobody cares.
[01:32:44]  Nobody goddamn cares.
[01:32:47]  I mean, I even have to ask myself, man.
[01:32:51]  Give back the Canon essay.
[01:32:54]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:32:56]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:32:59]  Are you talking about come and take it, you son of a bitch?
[01:33:01]  Is that where you're making a joke about the come and take it?
[01:33:04]  Shut up!
[01:33:06]  Shut your mouth!
[01:33:11]  There's a ghetto capitalist again.
[01:33:13]  Go shoving up your ass, ghetto capitalist, alright?
[01:33:16]  The capitalists are winning this round, boy.
[01:33:20]  Alright?
[01:33:21]  No, they win.
[01:33:23]  Man, I'm gonna end this goddamn broadcast if you keep fucking with me.
[01:33:27]  Do you understand?
[01:33:30]  Bold duction notes?
[01:33:32]  Bold duct fucking faggot, stop!
[01:33:43]  Everybody, stop!
[01:33:46]  Everybody, just stop your stupid crap!
[01:33:50]  I'm gonna end this broadcast and I'm gonna end it now!
[01:33:54]  And you people, I can't believe you, man!
[01:33:57]  I can't believe you that'll do this to me!
[01:34:01]  I am a victim of cyberbullying!
[01:34:05]  And that's what you all are doing to me!
[01:34:08]  All of you!
[01:34:11]  All of you!
[01:34:14]  You're cyberbullying me, man!
[01:34:18]  Give me my freaking drink!
[01:34:23]  And let me tell you something.
[01:34:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:34:27]  Ghost just said fake- I didn't say that word!
[01:34:30]  Shut up!
[01:34:31]  You're a goddamn liar!
[01:34:33]  I didn't say it!
[01:34:34]  Ah!
[01:34:37]  I didn't say it!
[01:34:40]  I didn't say it!
[01:34:41]  Give us your soul, ghost!
[01:34:43]  Give us your soul!
[01:34:46]  The Boulder Circle, listen, shut up!
[01:34:49]  The Boulder Circle, give us your soul, shut up!
[01:34:53]  Shut up, man!
[01:34:55]  11 years of Mexico Pride, shut up!
[01:34:58]  Everybody just shut up!
[01:35:00]  Everybody just shut the fuck up!
[01:35:05]  Oh, God, man.
[01:35:08]  I never said that word.
[01:35:10]  I never said it.
[01:35:11]  Shut up.
[01:35:13]  You sons of bitches really want me to end this goddamn broadcast, right?
[01:35:18]  That's right, right?
[01:35:18]  That's why you keep twisting the knife, man.
[01:35:22]  You keep twisting the goddamn.
[01:35:24]  Oh, God.
[01:35:26]  You keep twisting the damn knife, man.
[01:35:29]  You keep twisting the knife, and I don't appreciate it, man.
[01:35:34]  I don't appreciate it.
[01:35:37]  Oh, my God, 11 years of thinning hair.
[01:35:39]  I'm not bald.
[01:35:42]  I'm not freaking bald, you asshole.
[01:35:46]  I'm not bald.
[01:35:48]  Illuminati martyrs, go shoving up your ass, man.
[01:35:51]  All right, don't talk about that, man.
[01:35:54]  We're the lone star state, boy.
[01:35:57]  And don't you forget it.
[01:35:59]  We're the lone star state.
[01:36:04]  Press S for ghost soul.
[01:36:07]  You better not press S in the chat room, you sons of bitches.
[01:36:10]  I'm not even joking, cream pie ghost wife.
[01:36:13]  Shut up.
[01:36:14]  You better not.
[01:36:15]  Chat room, you better not.
[01:36:17]  I'm not joking.
[01:36:18]  I'm not joking.
[01:36:19]  You goddamn stupid sons of fifty goddamn bastard.
[01:36:28]  Why?
[01:36:29]  Why?
[01:36:32]  Ah!
[01:36:33]  Why do I even try with you sons of bitches when you don't even care?
[01:36:38]  You don't even care.
[01:36:40]  You don't even goddamn care about me and this broadcast.
[01:36:44]  You don't care about nothing.
[01:36:46]  You don't care about nothing.
[01:36:48]  And I'm tired.
[01:36:51]  I'm freaking tired, man.
[01:36:54]  Lone Star Toupe.
[01:36:56]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:37:00]  Shut up.
[01:37:05]  Come and fake the aluminum, man.
[01:37:07]  Listen, just leave me alone around here.
[01:37:09]  Everybody, just leave me alone.
[01:37:11]  Jackler, everybody, just leave me alone.
[01:37:14]  Underscore dude wins that round.
[01:37:16]  Leave me alone.
[01:37:19]  People voting for Boss Nigger was close, but that's the engineer's favorite thing.
[01:37:23]  Stop, man.
[01:37:24]  Please just.
[01:37:24]  Nice try.
[01:37:25]  Next question.
[01:37:26]  Just stop.
[01:37:31]  Hashtag JQ in chat.
[01:37:33]  I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
[01:37:35]  I'm not fake news.
[01:37:37]  No goddamn way.
[01:37:38]  You're just freaking trolling like a beat, like a goddamn troll bastard.
[01:37:42]  I am not fake news.
[01:37:45]  I'm real news.
[01:37:47]  And everybody out there knows it, man.
[01:37:49]  It's just you trolls.
[01:37:51]  You've turned me into a mockery, man.
[01:37:55]  The true Mexican star state, you son of a f ⁇ !
[01:38:01]  You son of a fake news!
[01:38:07]  Don't you dare disrespect the Texas martyrs like that, man!
[01:38:12]  Don't you goddamn dare!
[01:38:16]  I can't believe that you people freaking disrespect the Texas martyrs like that, man!
[01:38:23]  This is Texas!
[01:38:25]  You Yankee assholes!
[01:38:28]  This is Texas!
[01:38:31]  We used to be our own country!
[01:38:33]  We used to be our own country!
[01:38:37]  We're the only state in America that can say that!
[01:38:40]  Unlike you other little pussy whip states!
[01:38:43]  So sit there and shut up!
[01:38:46]  Just sit there and shut up!
[01:38:51]  I need some more goddamn freaking beer, man.
[01:38:53]  I'm not even joking, man.

=== Texas Martyrs And Yankee Assholes (09:24) ===

[01:38:55]  I need some more freaking beer, man.
[01:38:58]  More beer!
[01:39:01]  Tejas will be Mexico Yankee.
[01:39:04]  dreaming.
[01:39:05]  You're goddamn dreaming, you son of bitch.
[01:39:09]  Thanks for your soul.
[01:39:10]  You don't got my soul.
[01:39:12]  Shut up.
[01:39:13]  That's not even something to troll about or joke about.
[01:39:17]  You don't have my soul.
[01:39:21]  Vermont wasn't got that.
[01:39:22]  Who gives a shit about Vermont, man?
[01:39:25]  They elected Bernie Sanders, who gives a shit about that ice hole.
[01:39:30]  Need more goddamn rogue.
[01:39:32]  Listen, assholes, I'm not bald.
[01:39:35]  Stop that slanderous lie.
[01:39:37]  I'm not bald.
[01:39:40]  Just shut up, man.
[01:39:42]  Freaking drinking more beer.
[01:39:44]  Shut up.
[01:39:45]  I'm not bald.
[01:39:49]  I'm not goddamn bald, man.
[01:39:52]  And listen, just because I'm talking against bummer.
[01:39:55]  I'm not talking against bald people, but just because I'm saying I'm not bald in such a boisterous capacity doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with being bald, okay?
[01:40:07]  All right, there's nothing wrong with being bald.
[01:40:10]  All right?
[01:40:11]  I'm just saying.
[01:40:16]  Oh my God.
[01:40:18]  Oh my God.
[01:40:23]  I'm sorry.
[01:40:24]  I've got to keep drinking.
[01:40:26]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:40:28]  I'm sorry.
[01:40:29]  I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[01:40:31]  I'm sorry.
[01:40:35]  I got to calm down, man.
[01:40:38]  I need to blow my nose, man.
[01:40:40]  Hey, engineer, give me a goddamn tissue.
[01:40:42]  I need a damn tissue now, man.
[01:40:47]  Give me a goddamn tissue for Christ's sake, man.
[01:40:51]  San Jacinto, fake victim.
[01:40:53]  Go shove it up, your ass, man.
[01:40:56]  Shut up, man.
[01:41:08]  You goddamn trolls, man.
[01:41:10]  You make me secrete mucus, man.
[01:41:14]  You make me secrete mucus all the fucking time, every time, man.
[01:41:18]  I mean, I know I say this every show, man, but is this what I've become, man?
[01:41:25]  I mean, this is horrible.
[01:41:27]  This is horrible, man.
[01:41:29]  I used to be somebody.
[01:41:31]  People used to listen to me for my financial insight.
[01:41:36]  For the political and social commentary.
[01:41:43]  And this is what this is what I've goddamn become, man.
[01:41:48]  This is it.
[01:41:50]  This is goddamn it.
[01:41:52]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:41:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:41:56]  RG for Raider Graffiti.
[01:41:58]  San Baldecento fake news, man.
[01:42:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:42:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:04]  Ghost drinks, Naddy.
[01:42:05]  Listen, shut up.
[01:42:07]  I'm telling you, I will end this broadcast if you people keep this crap up.
[01:42:12]  I don't need to be here to be messing around with this crap on a carpet munching Monday.
[01:42:20]  I don't need to be dealing with this crap on a carpet munching Monday.
[01:42:28]  You people are giving me a bad case of the Mondays, man.
[01:42:31]  I don't appreciate it, man.
[01:42:33]  I mean, why?
[01:42:34]  What?
[01:42:36]  Oh, God.
[01:42:39]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:42]  Why are you all doing this to me, man?
[01:42:45]  Why?
[01:42:46]  Why are you all doing this to me, man?
[01:42:49]  Texas commie revelers.
[01:42:51]  Shut up.
[01:42:52]  All right.
[01:42:52]  Just shut up.
[01:42:53]  Just shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:42:55]  Give me some more beer, man.
[01:43:04]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:43:05]  Ended bitch!
[01:43:07]  Ended bitch!
[01:43:09]  You son of a bitch!
[01:43:11]  I got your bitch!
[01:43:14]  Okay!
[01:43:17]  I've got your bitch!
[01:43:20]  Okay!
[01:43:21]  I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH!
[01:43:28]  Son of a bitch!
[01:43:29]  I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH!
[01:43:35]  Seriously, I've got your soul!
[01:43:38]  I've got your shit!
[01:43:46]  What a wonderful human he is Next question, how many episodes of the ghost show got blocked worldwide for a short period of time?
[01:43:56]  Hashtag JQ in chat with your answer.
[01:43:58]  Now, shut up, Jackler.
[01:44:00]  Go jack yourself off, man.
[01:44:05]  Press D for dyke ghost.
[01:44:07]  I got shut up, man.
[01:44:09]  Aries, leave me alone, man.
[01:44:12]  I can't do this, man.
[01:44:13]  Why don't y'all just let me do a show for once, man?
[01:44:16]  Why don't you just let me do a show?
[01:44:20]  People want to hear me.
[01:44:21]  Why don't you just let me do a goddamn show, man?
[01:44:26]  Oh, man.
[01:44:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:44:31]  You cauliflower cock having end of a bag cleaning, stinked your fingering, phallic, fluffin' piece of piggish power bottom crap.
[01:44:44]  Ended fake news, Horga.
[01:44:46]  Shut up, man.
[01:44:46]  Just shut up.
[01:44:47]  Everybody, just shut up.
[01:44:49]  Everybody, just shut the hell up.
[01:44:52]  Everybody, just shut up, man.
[01:44:56]  And Chris H in the chat room.
[01:44:58]  Thank you, man.
[01:44:59]  We've got somebody that wants to listen, man.
[01:45:02]  Thank you, man.
[01:45:04]  Ralph Retort is better.
[01:45:06]  What the?
[01:45:07]  That 5'3, 300-pound piece of freaking crap.
[01:45:11]  Are you kidding me?
[01:45:13]  Hey, I'm the Ralph Retort, and hey, I'm gonna laugh like this.
[01:45:19]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:45:21]  All right, go.
[01:45:22]  You want to go listen to that?
[01:45:23]  Go listen to that for Christ's sake, man.
[01:45:27]  Hey, go listen to it.
[01:45:29]  Go listen to it.
[01:45:31]  Get out of here, Gillen.
[01:45:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:45:36]  Why don't you let your freaking left nut hang for a little bit there, Ralph?
[01:45:40]  All right?
[01:45:42]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:45:45]  G to golden check.
[01:45:46]  Just shut up.
[01:45:47]  All right, just shut your stupid mouth.
[01:45:49]  Alright?
[01:45:50]  Just shut your stupid...
[01:45:53]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:45:54]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:46:04]  I mean, whatever.
[01:46:05]  Am I telling a lie?
[01:46:07]  Am I lying?
[01:46:08]  Am I freaking lying?
[01:46:11]  Give me a break, man.
[01:46:14]  Good God.
[01:46:19]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[01:46:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:24]  Give me my freaking beer.
[01:46:25]  I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:46:28]  More beer!
[01:46:30]  For Christ's sake, man.
[01:46:33]  And let me tell you something.
[01:46:34]  I want to be honest with you, of all these, Davey Boldet.
[01:46:38]  Yes, shove it up your ass.
[01:46:39]  Of all these people that are claiming to be right-wing folk on the social medias and whatnot.
[01:46:47]  Mr. Metal Core.
[01:46:50]  Mr. Metal Core.
[01:46:51]  Look, Mr. Metal Core gave me some props.
[01:46:54]  So, you know, just as long as you give me respect, I'll give you respect.
[01:46:57]  Mr. Metal Core.
[01:46:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:46:59]  He gave me some respect.
[01:47:01]  Are we getting a real show?
[01:47:03]  Shut up.
[01:47:03]  Just wait.
[01:47:04]  All right.
[01:47:04]  We're talking about Mr. Metalcore.
[01:47:08]  You laugh like a cheap one.
[01:47:10]  That's not my laugh.
[01:47:11]  That's Ralph Retort's laugh.
[01:47:12]  Have you ever heard Ralph?
[01:47:17]  I mean, I'm serious, man.
[01:47:19]  All right.
[01:47:19]  I'm just saying.
[01:47:21]  I'm just saying.
[01:47:23]  I mean, just.
[01:47:28]  I'm not kidding.
[01:47:28]  He sounds like that one black preacher.
[01:47:30]  Y'all remember, like, listen, I used to come back from the bars in Austin at like three in the morning, and I'd see this like black preacher named Kearny Thompson.
[01:47:40]  Kearny, was it Kearney Thompson?
[01:47:42]  I think it was Kearney Johnson or something.
[01:47:46]  He was a black preacher that would be like, God told me that you need to buy the prayer package.
[01:47:53]  You got to buy the prayer package because God.
[01:47:58]  That's what the Ralph Retort sounds like.
[01:47:59]  I'm just saying.
[01:48:01]  Give Santa Ana's leg.
[01:48:04]  Go shove it up here.
[01:48:06]  God!
[01:48:07]  Kearny Thomas, right?
[01:48:08]  It was Curtie.
[01:48:09]  Y'all remember Kearney Thomas?
[01:48:11]  I'm just saying.
[01:48:12]  Kearney Thomas, man.
[01:48:14]  I think that was his name.
[01:48:16]  God!

=== The Kearney Preacher Story (05:19) ===

[01:48:20]  I'm sorry.
[01:48:20]  I mean, nothing against Ralph Retort other than he's like, you know, five foot one, you know, whatever, 400-pound bastard.
[01:48:28]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:48:31]  I'm just saying.
[01:48:39]  And what I'm...
[01:48:39]  I'm a bad guy because I'm talking about the Ralph Retort.
[01:48:42]  For Christ's sake, give me a break.
[01:48:44]  All right.
[01:48:46]  Wasn't this guy a leftist at one point?
[01:48:48]  I mean, weren't a lot of these people that are out here in the right wing, weren't they all leftists?
[01:48:54]  And they're like, you know what we can do?
[01:48:56]  I have an idea.
[01:48:58]  We can infiltrate leftism.
[01:49:00]  You know, I mean, listen to me.
[01:49:01]  My name is Richard, okay?
[01:49:03]  We can infiltrate the right by, you know, going out there and being the most extreme.
[01:49:09]  You know, we can be the most extreme and like, you know, be Nazi LARPers.
[01:49:14]  And then once we do that, we can come out and say, hey, what are you talking about?
[01:49:20]  Even though we're Nazi LARPers, there's nothing wrong with, you know, having a good little bum wank every now and then.
[01:49:29]  Riley Cucked Herman?
[01:49:30]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:49:31]  I don't even know what the hell that means, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:33]  I don't even know what the hell that means.
[01:49:37]  All right.
[01:49:38]  Let me calm my ass down here, folks, because I mean, what a show.
[01:49:43]  I mean, I wanted to talk about the markets because I know that there's folks that are like, hey, ghost, it's, you know, the markets are going up.
[01:49:49]  I'm telling you right now that we have a market that is purely dictated by whether or not the Federal Reserve is going to raise interest rates or not.
[01:49:59]  And I caution people once again in quarter three and quarter four of fiscal year 2019 whether or not we're going to have the kinds of numbers that are going to be in Q or at least more than last year.
[01:50:15]  Last year was a very huge growth number that's not going to match up with the numbers of 2019 when it comes to these companies.
[01:50:24]  So once again, take a look at Q3, Q4 of fiscal year 2019.
[01:50:31]  I think that we're going to see some major contraction during that time when the street, or I should say companies don't meet the streets' expectations.
[01:50:41]  All right.
[01:50:42]  All right.
[01:50:42]  Anyway, let me take some more drink here.
[01:50:44]  I just want to let everybody know that.
[01:50:47]  I buy that for a dollar.
[01:50:50]  Melting pot of bald ship.
[01:50:52]  I'm not bald.
[01:50:55]  That's starting to piss me off that you people think I'm bald.
[01:50:58]  I'm crippled.
[01:50:59]  I'm black.
[01:51:01]  R for the Ralph retort.
[01:51:03]  Shout out to all my Ralph emails.
[01:51:05]  That man actually knows how to do a show and has been doing calls for years without raging like a cunt.
[01:51:11]  What are you talking about?
[01:51:12]  He's got like a give him.
[01:51:14]  You can't do that.
[01:51:14]  He's got like he's got like two fucking nerds that are controlling his show for him and all he does.
[01:51:21]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:51:23]  His barber said, certainly.
[01:51:25]  Which one?
[01:51:26]  Ghostler had to stop playing pool because people repeatedly poked him in the back of the head with a cue stick.
[01:51:32]  Patriotic as he is, Ghostler hates being compared to our national symbol.
[01:51:36]  Shoe-shined acceptance.
[01:51:38]  Are you kidding me, you dumb asshole?
[01:51:40]  Major hairline contract.
[01:51:43]  I'm not bald, asshole.
[01:51:45]  I want to fucking make that completely clear.
[01:51:48]  And if you keep spreading that slanderous lie, I'm going to get the hell out of here because I don't deserve this.
[01:51:55]  All right?
[01:51:55]  I deserve respect.
[01:51:58]  That's what I deserve.
[01:52:00]  And you people, just you're never going to give it to me, aren't you, man?
[01:52:04]  You're never going to give me any kind of respect, man.
[01:52:06]  That's sad.
[01:52:07]  That's sad.
[01:52:08]  And I don't know what to do about it.
[01:52:14]  Ghost is raging toupee.
[01:52:16]  Even if I was bald, I wouldn't wear a toupee.
[01:52:20]  All right?
[01:52:21]  Buy that for a dollar.
[01:52:23]  Ghost ripoff of ghost ripoff of Ralph.
[01:52:28]  Well, how am I ripping off Ralph?
[01:52:29]  All he's doing.
[01:52:31]  Give me a break.
[01:52:32]  Herman Edward Kane.
[01:52:34]  Don't make fun of Herman Kane.
[01:52:36]  All right.
[01:52:37]  Herman Kane was besides Trump.
[01:52:40]  Herman Kane was the only man I voiced personal support for when it came to a presidential campaign.
[01:52:48]  And you noticed, if you go back in history, when I endorsed Herman Kane, this son of a bitch was leading the primary.
[01:52:54]  Remember that?
[01:52:55]  Until the Republicans were like, no, We got to unearth some old shit.
[01:53:03]  The bald and the cripple.
[01:53:04]  Go shove it.
[01:53:05]  Can't you just shove it up your ass, please?
[01:53:08]  Enough, Jackler.
[01:53:10]  Enough.
[01:53:11]  Jacob of Yere wins that round.
[01:53:13]  Two episodes have been blocked worldwide for a short time.
[01:53:16]  Bonus point to Dova underscore dude for explaining it was because of the Wu-Tang clan.
[01:53:21]  Next question: What is Ghost's favorite stream show?
[01:53:24]  You're doing a game show on my show.
[01:53:28]  You're doing a game show on my show, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:33]  Respect is earned, Baldi.
[01:53:35]  Look, I've been doing this broadcast for 11 years.

=== Game Show Respect Denied (02:41) ===

[01:53:39]  I deserve respect.
[01:53:41]  Press R for rogue.
[01:53:43]  I don't, I'm not going to.
[01:53:44]  Hey, assholes, I'm not bald.
[01:53:46]  I don't need rogue game.
[01:53:48]  I'm not bald, okay?
[01:53:50]  Now, I want to be completely honest with you.
[01:53:52]  I wish I was in a little bit better shape, but I don't really care about that.
[01:53:55]  I'm not somebody that's like, you know what?
[01:53:59]  You know where the weight room is?
[01:54:01]  I got a weightlifter.
[01:54:04]  I'm not somebody who gives a crap about that stuff.
[01:54:06]  All right.
[01:54:07]  I don't care about that kind of stuff.
[01:54:08]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[01:54:09]  I know we live in a freaking vanity society and that's in.
[01:54:12]  Ghost, no one cares about your endorsements.
[01:54:15]  You're literally some podcaster on the internet.
[01:54:17]  Shut up, Mudkip.
[01:54:19]  Shut your ass.
[01:54:20]  I'm important.
[01:54:21]  Shut up.
[01:54:23]  NG play boss and work.
[01:54:25]  Come on, man.
[01:54:26]  Don't encourage the engineer.
[01:54:28]  I'm serious, man.
[01:54:30]  Enough.
[01:54:31]  All right, everybody, enough.
[01:54:32]  Everybody just calm down.
[01:54:34]  I'm going to have to resort to breaking out the devil's lettuce just so I can, you know, fathom this crap.
[01:54:42]  Trump was never.
[01:54:43]  You're a goddamn liar.
[01:54:45]  Trump was never a left-wing damn, you sack of crap.
[01:54:48]  That is fake news.
[01:54:50]  That is goddamn fake news.
[01:54:52]  That is goddamn fake news.
[01:54:58]  It is goddamn fake news.
[01:55:01]  Trump loves America.
[01:55:02]  I buy that.
[01:55:03]  You understand that Trump is a, who's fatter?
[01:55:06]  Tony or Ghost?
[01:55:10]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:55:11]  All right.
[01:55:13]  Don't compare me to people.
[01:55:14]  All right.
[01:55:15]  Don't compare me to people.
[01:55:17]  All right.
[01:55:17]  I'm not fat.
[01:55:18]  I'm just, I got a little bit of a beer gut.
[01:55:20]  I like vices.
[01:55:22]  It's obvious I drink.
[01:55:23]  It's obvious I smoke, you know, a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[01:55:28]  It's obvious that I smoke tobacco, you know, because I talk about how I like to smoke, you know, cigars and pipes and stuff.
[01:55:36]  So, I mean, obviously, you know, I like to partake in vices.
[01:55:42]  All right.
[01:55:42]  I'm a connoisseur, assholes.
[01:55:44]  I keep telling you people this, and you don't want to believe me.
[01:55:47]  You want to think that I'm just some kind of a freaking indulgent, you know, overindulgent freaking fat ass or something.
[01:55:54]  I'm not, man.
[01:55:55]  All right.
[01:55:55]  I'm not.
[01:55:57]  All right.
[01:55:58]  And by the way, I love smoking tobacco, man.
[01:56:01]  I mean, you know, whether it's in the pipe or whether it's in CGAR capacity, I love tobacco, man.
[01:56:09]  I buy that for a what is this?
[01:56:12]  Creshi for engineer takeover of the show.
[01:56:15]  Engineer is the real talent, not a racist, fatball, Jewish cripple.

=== Engineer Takeover Of The Show (06:11) ===

[01:56:20]  Shut the hell up, Nick Ayers.
[01:56:22]  All right.
[01:56:23]  We don't need for you to be sitting here trying to stoke some kind of disagreement between me and the engineer.
[01:56:29]  The engineer knows that, you know, he's doing his job.
[01:56:34]  He knows his job.
[01:56:35]  Isn't that right, engineer?
[01:56:36]  You know your goddamn job, right, engineer?
[01:56:40]  That's what I'm saying, man.
[01:56:42]  Stop trying.
[01:56:43]  Stop trying to like, you know, dig in and trying to make drama where there's no drama to be had out here.
[01:56:53]  I don't really want to do this show.
[01:56:54]  I'm going to be honest.
[01:56:55]  You people have, you, you, I don't think you people understand how hard this show is to do, man.
[01:57:04]  I mean, I have a legitimate 11-year broadcasting internet career.
[01:57:10]  And then for you people to kind of usurp my show and make it look like I'm just some idiot.
[01:57:15]  That's why nobody wants to be goddamn interviewed by me.
[01:57:19]  Nobody wants to be interviewed by me because of you.
[01:57:22]  Because of you and this crap like the Scatman.
[01:57:25]  Because of crap like this.
[01:57:26]  Hey, Ghost, if you're bald, does the carpet match the drapes then?
[01:57:30]  You got a bit of hardwood flooring going on in your southern border?
[01:57:34]  What say me and the lady come over and help you?
[01:57:36]  See how this is why nobody wants to be able to do it.
[01:57:40]  Did you see this?
[01:57:41]  Winking face.
[01:57:43]  You're a sick bastard.
[01:57:45]  You know, you people are all a bunch of sick bastards, man.
[01:57:48]  I'd buy it out for a dollar.
[01:57:50]  Then do it, bitch.
[01:57:52]  I've got your bitch.
[01:57:55]  Okay?
[01:57:57]  I've got your bitch.
[01:58:01]  I've got your bitch.
[01:58:05]  And don't forget the dentures.
[01:58:06]  I don't have dentures, you son of a bitch.
[01:58:08]  Ghost is like Trump in that he doesn't have principles or any ability to think.
[01:58:13]  What are you talking about?
[01:58:15]  That's a goddamn lie.
[01:58:17]  My granny attrition, stop talking about my granny, man.
[01:58:20]  Everybody knows that I get upset about it and I don't appreciate it, man.
[01:58:24]  You can't take Ghost Soul because he doesn't have one.
[01:58:27]  He's a shake-shifting lizard who takes orders from the Zionists, just like Trump.
[01:58:33]  Go shoving up your ass, all right?
[01:58:37]  You're just sad.
[01:58:39]  I'm not getting personal, all right?
[01:58:41]  Hey, there's a lot of families that deal with one bathroom.
[01:58:45]  Anyway, let me have a...
[01:58:46]  I need some more beer, for Christ's sake, man!
[01:58:50]  I need some more beer.
[01:58:55]  That's the only way I can freaking, you know, pallet this crap.
[01:58:58]  It's the only way I can pallet this garbage.
[01:59:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:04]  Yeah, no, you don't, bitch.
[01:59:05]  Whoever's donating that, I'm telling you right now, you're lucky you're behind a goddamn fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
[01:59:13]  Because I guarantee you, if we were face to face, I would freaking put a freaking can of whoop ass.
[01:59:22]  I would open up a can of whoop ass so hard on your ass that you and like five generations after you that pop out of your nutsack will never ever forget.
[01:59:32]  Do you understand me?
[01:59:34]  I mean, how do you think birthmarks are birthmarks, huh?
[01:59:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:39]  I'll give you a fucking birthmark, you fucking son of a bitch.
[01:59:43]  I'm sorry.
[01:59:43]  I'm sorry.
[01:59:44]  All right.
[01:59:45]  And you hear that?
[01:59:47]  You hear that frying back there?
[01:59:49]  That's Mrs. Ghost.
[01:59:50]  She's making the meatballs.
[01:59:53]  She's making the meatballs.
[01:59:56]  So, you know what I'm saying?
[01:59:58]  I got a woman fucking making me a meal.
[02:00:00]  What do you got?
[02:00:02]  You got nothing.
[02:00:03]  You got nothing.
[02:00:05]  You're sitting over there playing with Rosie Palm and her five friends over there.
[02:00:09]  You're waxing your own carrot.
[02:00:11]  That's why you people are hating on me.
[02:00:14]  All right.
[02:00:16]  I'll put you in a coma, bitch.
[02:00:18]  Are you.
[02:00:19]  Are y'all yeah?
[02:00:20]  Oh, yeah.
[02:00:21]  I care a goddamn TV you won't, you son of a bitch.
[02:00:26]  We pay a whore to leave.
[02:00:29]  We pay a whore to fucking assholes, man.
[02:00:34]  You all want me to get the hell out of here.
[02:00:36]  Obviously, y'all don't want any kind of radio graffiti.
[02:00:39]  Y'all don't want nothing.
[02:00:40]  Yo, y'all people are a bunch of troll terrorists.
[02:00:42]  You think that this is so funny.
[02:00:44]  You think this is so cute.
[02:00:45]  And I shouldn't have to be taking this crap.
[02:00:49]  I shouldn't have to be taking this crap, man.
[02:00:54]  Gers, ghost is a hurt birthmark.
[02:01:01]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:01:03]  Ban all pit bulls.
[02:01:04]  What is this?
[02:01:05]  Do you think pit bulls are bad animals?
[02:01:07]  They commit the majority of all dog attack fatalities.
[02:01:11]  They were bred for hunting and killing for centuries.
[02:01:14]  Uh, no, man.
[02:01:15]  I mean, you know, throw a pit bull out there.
[02:01:17]  I mean, I think a pit bull is a good line of defense, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:20]  What are you talking about?
[02:01:21]  The Alamo deserved it.
[02:01:25]  Damn it!
[02:01:27]  And here's Jackler again.
[02:01:28]  Great!
[02:01:29]  Here's the autism wins that round.
[02:01:31]  Ghost's favorite on stream show as Guess the Minority.
[02:01:34]  Next question: How many years has Ghost actually been streaming his radio show live for?
[02:01:40]  What?
[02:01:40]  Hashtag JQ in chat with your father.
[02:01:42]  What the hell is that?
[02:01:45]  Here's Captain Dussey.
[02:01:46]  What up, man?
[02:01:47]  How are you doing?
[02:01:48]  These trolls need to get off welfare and work for a living.
[02:01:50]  They have way too much free time on their hands, man.
[02:01:53]  Oh, oh, man.
[02:01:54]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:01:55]  Oh, man.
[02:01:56]  Whoa.
[02:01:57]  Whoa.
[02:01:58]  Leave.
[02:02:01]  I've got your bitch.
[02:02:03]  Do you understand me?
[02:02:05]  You think you're so tough through a fiber optically connected world we call the internet?
[02:02:10]  I've got your bitch, you internet people.
[02:02:16]  I've got your bitch, you little bitch.
[02:02:27]  Sitting over here.
[02:02:28]  I'm just, I'm just trying.

=== Fighting Internet People Online (04:45) ===

[02:02:31]  This is what we, this is, this is what I got to put up with, man.
[02:02:34]  I'm not kidding.
[02:02:35]  I really should just end this fucking broadcast.
[02:02:40]  Look, you're making me belch.
[02:02:42]  You don't care about my health.
[02:02:44]  You don't care about the copious amounts of alcohol that I'm drinking.
[02:02:47]  I'm trying to do a show.
[02:02:48]  People in the chat room are saying, let them do the show.
[02:02:51]  You people don't care.
[02:02:53]  Look at this.
[02:02:54]  Bye-bye, Boulder.
[02:02:56]  In a 2004 interview, Trump told CNN's Wolf Blitzer, in many cases, I probably identify more as Democrat, explaining, it just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans.
[02:03:09]  What?
[02:03:11]  That's fake fucking news.
[02:03:13]  Shut up!
[02:03:14]  Shut up!
[02:03:16]  That's fake fucking in the shut up!
[02:03:22]  That's fake news!
[02:03:24]  If you want me to end this goddamn broadcast, I'll end it!
[02:03:29]  I'll end this shit!
[02:03:30]  If you're gonna be spreading fake news like that!
[02:03:34]  If you're gonna be spreading fake news like that, don't talk about my president like that!
[02:03:42]  Don't talk about my president!
[02:03:45]  That's my president, man!
[02:03:47]  He listens to my broadcast, you unappreciative bricks!
[02:03:52]  He listens to my broadcast!
[02:03:58]  Oh my god.
[02:04:00]  Go shoving up your ass about Tony.
[02:04:03]  I don't give a shit about that.
[02:04:04]  Shut up your ass.
[02:04:06]  The president listens to the fucking ghost show.
[02:04:09]  The president listens to true capitalist radio.
[02:04:12]  The president listens to true conservative radio, man.
[02:04:15]  His policies prove it.
[02:04:19]  His policies prove it, you sack of crap.
[02:04:23]  Look back at the archives if you don't believe me for Christ's sake, man.
[02:04:27]  Look back in that goddamn archive!
[02:04:38]  I'm telling you, you sorry sacks of crap.
[02:04:42]  You know, before I end it, because I really want to end it.
[02:04:47]  I really want to end it.
[02:04:51]  I deserve more respect than this.
[02:04:54]  But you know what?
[02:04:56]  I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce and see if that helps.
[02:05:01]  If you know what I mean.
[02:05:06]  Here's my goddamn tissue.
[02:05:08]  You can't touch you. Oh my God.
[02:05:19]  Oh, God.
[02:05:22]  All right.
[02:05:23]  I'm going to.
[02:05:24]  It's because of you.
[02:05:27]  Mrs. Ghost should end the show.
[02:05:29]  Shut up.
[02:05:30]  She's in the back.
[02:05:31]  She's making me my dinner.
[02:05:34]  And you know what she's making because of all of you true terrorists and cyber vermin?
[02:05:40]  She's making that's what she's making.
[02:05:51]  And she makes all her spaghetti from scratch.
[02:05:55]  Meatballs, everything from scratch.
[02:05:59]  So take that while you're sitting over there fanning your nuts, waiting for somebody to come over here and like you.
[02:06:08]  His recent policies suck.
[02:06:13]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:06:16]  I wouldn't be surprised if these sons of bitches are being paid by the Democratic Party, man.
[02:06:21]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[02:06:24]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:06:26]  I mean, they're trying to accept concepts.
[02:06:30]  They're trying to incept ideas.
[02:06:32]  And I don't think that anybody's listening should be incepted to the ideas.
[02:06:36]  Mrs. Ghost scratches your meatballs.
[02:06:38]  How often do you rape her?
[02:06:41]  That's a horrible question, Mr. Knickers, man.
[02:06:44]  That's horrible, man.
[02:06:46]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:06:47]  Why in the hell would you even ask something like that, man?
[02:06:50]  I love my wife.
[02:06:52]  All right, my wife is my prized possession.
[02:06:55]  All right, I mean, she's the reason I get up every morning.
[02:07:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:07:02]  I mean, you know, even though she's in the, you know, she's in the kitchen, she knows her place.
[02:07:09]  But still, man, you know, you know, me and Mrs. Ghost are ride to die, baby.
[02:07:15]  You know, so I'm just, I'm just saying.

=== Mrs Ghost Is My Prize Possession (15:45) ===

[02:07:17]  I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
[02:07:19]  Jackler, goddammit.
[02:07:23]  Dova underscore dude wins that round.
[02:07:25]  Ghost has only actually been live for seven years because he stopped streaming for four years like a pussy.
[02:07:32]  Honorable mention Fuck you Jackman, fuck you Son of a bitch I've got your fucking pussy you asshole All right, you're lucky you're not in my fucking face because if you told me that, you'd be laying on the ground, boy.
[02:07:57]  You'd be laying on the goddamn ground.
[02:07:59]  I guarantee goddamn teeth, man.
[02:08:05]  I'm telling you, I'm going to end this broadcast, man.
[02:08:07]  You think I'm joking, huh?
[02:08:09]  You think I'm joking around?
[02:08:10]  You think I'm some kind of a stupid joke?
[02:08:12]  You think I'm an asshole?
[02:08:13]  You think I'm an ass clown?
[02:08:15]  Huh?
[02:08:16]  Huh?
[02:08:16]  You think I'm some moron for Christ's sake that I'm just going to continue to take this goddamn abuse from you goddamn sick, disgusting, pathetic bowels of the digital internet people?
[02:08:29]  Because that's what you are.
[02:08:30]  You're a bunch of internet people.
[02:08:33]  You're internet people!
[02:08:52]  You're goddamn internet people!
[02:09:00]  God damn it, man.
[02:09:04]  I wish one of you were in front of me, man.
[02:09:06]  I wish one of you were in front of my face right now, man.
[02:09:10]  Because, man, I would stomp a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea crap in it.
[02:09:18]  And all you could do is look back at me with a brown smile about it.
[02:09:22]  With a brown smile about it, you sack of crap.
[02:09:26]  And every one of you people know it, man.
[02:09:29]  Every one of you people know it.
[02:09:33]  Now, before I start breaking out, some of the devil's lettuce, some of the grass, some of the reefer, some of the tetrahydrocannabinol, I need some more goddamn beer because you people have ruined this goddamn show.
[02:09:48]  I named the episode 22.
[02:09:51]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[02:09:54]  And this is it.
[02:09:58]  So, are you bald?
[02:10:00]  I'm not bald.
[02:10:01]  Shut up.
[02:10:03]  I'm not bald.
[02:10:05]  Fight me, hambone.
[02:10:09]  You son of a bitch.
[02:10:11]  You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[02:10:13]  I'm not even joking, man.
[02:10:14]  You goddamn looking.
[02:10:16]  Meet me in 6th Street if you want to get a brown smile, ghost.
[02:10:20]  I'll bring you.
[02:10:20]  Hey, asshole!
[02:10:21]  I'm not in Austin anymore.
[02:10:22]  I'm in San Antonio, Texas.
[02:10:25]  I'm in San Hambonio, Texas.
[02:10:27]  I'm not in freaking Austin right now.
[02:10:29]  All right?
[02:10:30]  But I would go out there and meet your ass, and I would beat your ass so bad that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids would have black eyes, you son of a bitch.
[02:10:41]  And now you're making me belch.
[02:10:46]  Why do I take this, man?
[02:10:47]  Seriously.
[02:10:48]  Why do I take this crap?
[02:10:51]  I got production notes freaking right here.
[02:10:55]  I don't even know why I take this crap.
[02:10:57]  All right, one more beer, and then we're going to get to the wacky tobacco.
[02:11:00]  And I don't know.
[02:11:01]  I don't know where this show's going.
[02:11:03]  What a bad case of the Mondays this show has become.
[02:11:07]  You understand that?
[02:11:08]  A bad case of the Mondays.
[02:11:12]  All right, man.
[02:11:12]  Just give me some more freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:11:15]  More beer.
[02:11:17]  More goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:11:22]  And listen, if you people are being critical on why or that or the fact that I'm like consuming copious amounts of alcohol, you people need to realize that you are the cause of the son of a bitch.
[02:11:36]  You're the reason that I'm drinking so much copious amounts of alcohol just so I can pallet you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
[02:11:46]  What the fuck is wrong with you people?
[02:11:48]  Why do you give ghosts so much crap?
[02:11:50]  It's not funny.
[02:11:52]  I thank you, Captain Desi.
[02:11:54]  Thank you, man.
[02:11:55]  Thank you.
[02:11:56]  Take it because I came to take it.
[02:11:58]  Just like the good little whore that you are.
[02:12:01]  What?
[02:12:01]  I have to take it.
[02:12:03]  I have to take it.
[02:12:05]  Ah!
[02:12:07]  Bad case of the Baldies.
[02:12:09]  Shut up.
[02:12:10]  Just shut up.
[02:12:11]  Just shut your damn mouth, man.
[02:12:15]  Thank you, Captain Dessey, man.
[02:12:17]  I really appreciate it, man.
[02:12:18]  You're the newest inner circle member, man.
[02:12:24]  We've had good times with him, man.
[02:12:25]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:12:26]  The inner circle is sacred.
[02:12:28]  Unlike you, pieces of crap.
[02:12:29]  You just don't care.
[02:12:31]  You just don't even give a goddamn man.
[02:12:33]  You don't care about yourselves.
[02:12:34]  You don't care about me.
[02:12:35]  You don't care about the show.
[02:12:36]  Desi, stop brown-noising ghosts, beer-inflated ass.
[02:12:41]  You fucking asshole.
[02:12:43]  Fucking son of a goddamn bitch.
[02:12:54]  Shut up.
[02:12:55]  Shut your mouth.
[02:12:57]  You don't know shit.
[02:12:58]  Just sit there and shut up.
[02:13:00]  Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[02:13:07]  I swear to God, I'm going to end this broadcast early, man.
[02:13:11]  I swear to God, I'm going to end this broadcast early, man.
[02:13:19]  I swear to goddamn God, man.
[02:13:23]  And you people look at him in the fucking chat room, man.
[02:13:27]  Look at him.
[02:13:29]  Look at him in the chat room.
[02:13:31]  Look at him.
[02:13:33]  Are you seeing this, engineer?
[02:13:34]  God damn it.
[02:13:35]  Are you seeing it?
[02:13:39]  THEY'RE FREAKING LAUGHING! THEY'RE FREAKING LAUGHING! THEY'RE FREAKING LAUGHING!
[02:13:48]  SON OF BITCH!
[02:13:51]  All of you in the chat room, just shut your ass.
[02:13:56]  All of you in the chat room, just shut your ass, man.
[02:14:00]  Just shut your goddamn ass, all of you.
[02:14:03]  All of you.
[02:14:07]  God damn it, Jackler.
[02:14:08]  Summer Mikariav wins that round.
[02:14:10]  Ghost rips off Alex Jones.
[02:14:12]  Next question.
[02:14:13]  What?
[02:14:14]  Who is Ghost's Mexican that he shares his?
[02:14:16]  Don't rip off your head.
[02:14:20]  God damn it.
[02:14:23]  That's a lie.
[02:14:24]  I don't rip off, Alex Jones.
[02:14:27]  That's a good ass.
[02:14:33]  That's a lie, man.
[02:14:34]  That's a goddamn lie.
[02:14:36]  Anybody who listens to the broadcast knows that's a goddamn lie, man.
[02:14:41]  That's a goddamn lie.
[02:14:43]  That's a goddamn lie, man.
[02:14:46]  Oh, my God.
[02:14:48]  And you want me to continue acting this crap?
[02:14:51]  Huh?
[02:14:52]  You troll terrorists at cyber vermin.
[02:14:55]  After I gave you episode 22, man, I gave you trolls.
[02:15:01]  I gave you cyber vermin episode 22, and I've asked you, what do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[02:15:09]  What do you cyber vermin want to talk about?
[02:15:12]  And you people are doing this to me.
[02:15:14]  You're making my show a mockery, man.
[02:15:17]  Stop.
[02:15:18]  God damn it, just stop it now.
[02:15:22]  Oh, press D if Desi's a dog.
[02:15:37]  I need a goddamn break for Christ's sake.
[02:15:42]  I got that break.
[02:15:48]  How dare you?
[02:15:50]  God damn.
[02:15:55]  How goddamn dare you, man?
[02:15:58]  That's the newest member of the inner circle.
[02:16:01]  Shut up, man.
[02:16:02]  Of course, we are laughing, you stupid little midget bitch.
[02:16:06]  Here's five bucks now, James.
[02:16:07]  Shut up, I'm not a midget.
[02:16:09]  You are our obedient little bitch, and you will listen to what we do.
[02:16:12]  Shut up!
[02:16:13]  Shut up!
[02:16:13]  I nobody tells me what to do!
[02:16:18]  Nobody tells me.
[02:16:21]  Oh, damn, I'm gonna end this show!
[02:16:25]  I'm gonna end this goddamn show!
[02:16:28]  Oh, with your face!
[02:16:31]  I wish this was your fucking!
[02:16:35]  I wish this was your face!
[02:16:39]  I just want your goddamn face, man!
[02:16:48]  CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE, MAN!
[02:16:52]  I can't believe you people, man!
[02:16:57]  I can't believe it!
[02:16:59]  I can't, I can't, man.
[02:17:06]  I can't believe you people, man.
[02:17:10]  I think I'm gonna end this broadcast.
[02:17:12]  I'm not even joking, man.
[02:17:13]  I don't even want to get to the wacky tobaki.
[02:17:16]  I don't even want to get to the grass, the devil's less.
[02:17:19]  I don't think that you people deserve this, man.
[02:17:22]  I don't think that you people deserve my presence.
[02:17:26]  I don't think that you people deserve my intellectual curiosity.
[02:17:31]  I don't think that you people deserve my personality.
[02:17:36]  I don't think you people deserve it, man.
[02:17:38]  And how dare you?
[02:17:40]  How dare all of you sons of bitches sit here and make a mockery of my show, man?
[02:17:45]  This is the reason why nobody wants to be interviewed by me, man.
[02:17:53]  This is the reason, man.
[02:17:54]  This is the reason.
[02:17:55]  Because of you!
[02:17:57]  Because of you.
[02:18:00]  Because of all of you, man.
[02:18:02]  Because of all of you.
[02:18:07]  Oh, God.
[02:18:08]  I got all this freaking crap all over the place.
[02:18:14]  Damn it.
[02:18:17]  God damn it.
[02:18:18]  Hell's crap all over the place, man.
[02:18:22]  Oh, God.
[02:18:25]  Oh, my God.
[02:18:28]  Oh, God, man.
[02:18:32]  I gotta take a break, man.
[02:18:35]  And you know what?
[02:18:35]  I should end.
[02:18:36]  You know what?
[02:18:37]  Fuck taking a break.
[02:18:38]  I should just end this crap.
[02:18:40]  Why am I gonna take a break for these schmucks, man?
[02:18:43]  They don't even care, man.
[02:18:46]  They don't even care, man!
[02:18:50]  They don't even goddamn care, man!
[02:18:54]  Why should I stick around and sit here and continue to take this abuse and then it gave you all radio graffiti?
[02:19:01]  Why?
[02:19:03]  Why the hell, for Christ's sake, man?
[02:19:06]  And shut up, Jackler!
[02:19:08]  Shut up!
[02:19:11]  Ghost's favorite Mexican that he shares his porn with is Asho.
[02:19:15]  Oh.
[02:19:15]  Last question.
[02:19:16]  Troll has donated almost $1,000 since episode 6 of TGS.
[02:19:23]  Bonus points for hashtag justice.
[02:19:25]  Hashtag JQ in chat with your answers.
[02:19:28]  You know what?
[02:19:28]  I'm getting out of here, man.
[02:19:30]  It's obvious that you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin are going to give me nothing.
[02:19:37]  Nothing but a bad case of the Mondays, man.
[02:19:40]  And let me tell you something, man.
[02:19:42]  I'm tired of this shit.
[02:19:44]  I'm tired of you people making my show a mockery, man.
[02:19:49]  Have y'all looked at the comments?
[02:19:52]  Have y'all looked at the comments?
[02:19:54]  Hundreds of thousands of people want to hear the financial insight.
[02:20:02]  Oh, God.
[02:20:03]  I feel like I'm going to puke.
[02:20:05]  They want to hear the social and political commentary.
[02:20:14]  This is what they want to hear.
[02:20:17]  And you people, you just over and over and over and over again, man.
[02:20:23]  On an actual topic.
[02:20:24]  What?
[02:20:25]  Did you hear about that senator that suggested he'd drown his kids if they were gay?
[02:20:29]  I didn't hear it.
[02:20:30]  I don't know about that.
[02:20:31]  I didn't hear about that crap.
[02:20:32]  Just shut up.
[02:20:34]  All right.
[02:20:35]  I'm thinking about ending this broadcast now because how dare you?
[02:20:39]  How dare all of you?
[02:20:41]  And I'm not just talking about the trolls that have been trolling me.
[02:20:47]  I'm talking about all of you.
[02:20:50]  Texas martyrs for a lot.
[02:20:52]  Shut up.
[02:20:53]  Shut up.
[02:20:54]  I'm talking about all of you people that are taking gratification in me being cyberbullied, man.
[02:21:01]  I'm talking about all of you that are just sitting there and taking gratification on me being cyberbullied, man.
[02:21:09]  You people are complicit.
[02:21:12]  You people are complicit, man.
[02:21:16]  Silence is consent.
[02:21:20]  Skedoodle ghost.
[02:21:22]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:21:23]  Shut up.
[02:21:24]  Shut up.
[02:21:26]  How dare you?
[02:21:28]  Dude.
[02:21:33]  Shut up, goddammit.
[02:21:35]  Shut up, man.
[02:21:37]  Shut up.
[02:21:39]  Oh, God, shut up, man.
[02:21:43]  Oh, y'all make me sick.
[02:21:46]  Yo, pecker chef, fetish, fart-fragrant expert, cheesehole, chompin' punt-pulling autistic, 8-11 trash.
[02:21:55]  Y'all make me sick!
[02:21:58]  Y'all make me goddamn sick, man!
[02:22:02]  And you think that I'm gonna continue?
[02:22:05]  You think I'm gonna continue after all this?
[02:22:08]  How dare you, man!
[02:22:11]  How dare you!
[02:22:13]  Oh, God.
[02:22:16]  Oh, God, man.
[02:22:18]  I can't.
[02:22:19]  I can't do this anymore, man.
[02:22:20]  I can't.
[02:22:21]  I can't do it anymore.
[02:22:22]  I'm sorry for all the folks that are out there that were hoping.
[02:22:28]  That were hoping.
[02:22:29]  That were hoping to get, you know, a show and were hoping to get like the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
[02:22:39]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:22:41]  I'm so sorry.
[02:22:42]  I'm sorry.
[02:22:43]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:22:44]  I'm so.
[02:22:45]  I'm sorry.
[02:22:47]  I'm sorry.
[02:22:50]  Oh my god.
[02:22:52]  And shut up in the chat room.
[02:22:54]  You don't win nothing.
[02:22:56]  You're just gonna be sitting there with your prick in your hand wishing you had radio graffiti.

=== Join Me In The Woodshed (05:34) ===

[02:23:02]  Shut up, trolls, in the chat room.
[02:23:04]  You don't win shit.
[02:23:06]  You don't win shit.
[02:23:10]  Damn it.
[02:23:11]  You don't win nothing.
[02:23:13]  You win nothing.
[02:23:15]  Oh God.
[02:23:17]  How do you dumb tards think that you win?
[02:23:21]  How do you dumb tards think that you win?
[02:23:25]  How do you dumb targets think that you win?
[02:23:29]  I don't get it.
[02:23:30]  I don't get it.
[02:23:32]  I don't goddamn get it, man.
[02:23:34]  How do you think you win?
[02:23:37]  How?
[02:23:39]  How damn up?
[02:23:41]  Jesus Christ!
[02:23:50]  Axel 4432.
[02:23:52]  Shut up, Jackler.
[02:23:53]  Shut up, fuck up, Captain.
[02:23:59]  The trolls.
[02:24:02]  Samsung wants ghosts to come to Canadian.
[02:24:04]  Shut up.
[02:24:09]  God We say they won't take the facial What the hell is that supposed to be man?
[02:24:17]  What the hell is that supposed to be, you fucking ass?
[02:24:31]  Just stop it God damn it.
[02:24:33]  I'm not hitchhiking.
[02:24:34]  Just stop.
[02:24:37]  Just stop!
[02:24:51]  I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
[02:24:52]  I'd buy that for a...
[02:24:53]  I'm getting the hell out.
[02:24:55]  Ghost, please don't end it all tonight.
[02:24:57]  If you do, we won't have any more entertainment for next time.
[02:25:01]  Well, you know what?
[02:25:02]  That's too goddamn bad, man.
[02:25:05]  You're listening to this.
[02:25:07]  You're listening to the type of carpet munching Monday that these sons of bitches are doing.
[02:25:12]  They've been trolling me.
[02:25:14]  They've been trolling me over and over and over again, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:25:23]  Great game, Jackler.
[02:25:25]  Great game.
[02:25:27]  Just shut up.
[02:25:28]  I won.
[02:25:29]  I won.
[02:25:30]  You didn't win shit.
[02:25:31]  Shut up.
[02:25:32]  Shut up.
[02:25:36]  You didn't win nothing.
[02:25:41]  Leave whore.
[02:25:43]  No radiography.
[02:25:44]  How do you figure you dumb trolls win?
[02:25:47]  How do you figure that?
[02:25:49]  How do you figure that?
[02:25:51]  How the hell do you figure that this is a goddamn win for you?
[02:25:55]  It's a win for me because I don't have to take any more of your goddamn troll terrorism and cyber vermin, man.
[02:26:04]  Who is a bigger whore?
[02:26:05]  Ghost or his wife?
[02:26:07]  Shut the fuck up, I'm again.
[02:26:09]  Get me out of here!
[02:26:11]  Get me out of here!
[02:26:12]  Entertainment for tards!
[02:26:14]  Enter!
[02:26:16]  Get me out of here!
[02:26:18]  Get!
[02:26:19]  Get me a fuck out of here!
[02:26:21]  I'm tired!
[02:26:22]  I'm tired!
[02:26:24]  God damn it!
[02:26:26]  Damn it, man!
[02:26:28]  Oh, God.
[02:26:29]  The trolls didn't win shit.
[02:26:31]  They're idiots.
[02:26:32]  Oh, thank you, Captain Desi, man.
[02:26:34]  Thank you.
[02:26:34]  They didn't win nothing.
[02:26:36]  They didn't win nothing, man.
[02:26:39]  They didn't win nothing.
[02:26:40]  That should show all of you.
[02:26:43]  You don't win nothing, man.
[02:26:45]  I win.
[02:26:45]  Shut up.
[02:26:46]  I win, man.
[02:26:51]  Alright.
[02:26:52]  I gotta get out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:26:54]  Patiently waiting.
[02:26:57]  Hey, big boy.
[02:26:58]  If you want to commiserate losing to the trolls, join me in my woodshed.
[02:27:02]  Once I'm done winning across your ass with my dog, I can make a man out of you, big.
[02:27:06]  Shut up!
[02:27:07]  After that, we can hop into bed.
[02:27:09]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:27:11]  I'm not joking.
[02:27:11]  These fucking idiots think that I'm just bullshitting.
[02:27:14]  They think that I'm faking.
[02:27:18]  No radio graffiti for you, assholes.
[02:27:22]  I'm not gonna sit here and be besmirched like this, man.
[02:27:26]  What do you want, Jack?
[02:27:27]  It's a big deal that you end the show.
[02:27:29]  What difference does it make when you're always stealing money from your fans and running off crying like a little bitch?
[02:27:34]  Shut up, Jackie.
[02:27:35]  I shouldn't be surprised if your wife takes this long to make you feel like you're a man.
[02:27:39]  If you were in real life, I'd whoop your fucking ass, man.
[02:27:42]  I'd whoop your freaking ass.
[02:27:45]  Please remember to report ghosts to the IRS.
[02:27:48]  I've got you shut up, you're assuming talking about the bad.
[02:27:51]  I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
[02:27:52]  And all you people in the chat room, shut up.
[02:27:55]  It's not funny.
[02:27:56]  Dessey, please stop talking.
[02:27:57]  Shut up.
[02:27:58]  Just because ghost gets to spew semen on your face doesn't give you a moral high ground.
[02:28:03]  Shut up and leave goddamn Captain Desi alone.
[02:28:06]  Keep Captain Desi alone, man.
[02:28:10]  What the hell?
[02:28:12]  Want a trip to my asshole?
[02:28:14]  What the hell is that me?
[02:28:15]  Shut up!
[02:28:16]  Everybody just shut your mouth.
[02:28:18]  I'm gonna end this and you didn't win!
[02:28:21]  Well, you trolled, shut up, Jackler!
[02:28:24]  This episode of my game show should be on my YT on the 25th.
[02:28:28]  Shut up, Jackler, you shut up!
[02:28:32]  You don't win.
[02:28:35]  You don't win.
[02:28:37]  I