True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 21   State of Emergency BLACKJACK Baller Friday!
Aired: 2020-03-08
Duration: 03:51:08


=== Let's Do This Fucking Shit (01:57) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:26]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:28]  Thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:01:30]  This is episode 21 of the Ghost Show.
[00:01:35]  Ha ha ha.
[00:01:37]  And not to mention, it is a very special show.
[00:01:41]  Not only is it episode 21, it's a Black Jack Baller Friday.
[00:01:47]  You goddamn right.
[00:01:49]  And let me tell you something.
[00:01:51]  Your trolls are lucky I'm even here.
[00:01:54]  But hey, I couldn't miss a Black Jack Baller Friday, baby.
[00:01:58]  Episode 21.

=== Black Jack Baller Friday Special (15:17) ===

[00:02:01]  Make sure to spread this show link around like wildfire throughout the internet and throughout the world.
[00:02:10]  We're in the house.
[00:02:13]  You're damn right.
[00:02:14]  The ghost show.
[00:02:16]  I am your host.
[00:02:17]  The man they called ghost.
[00:02:20]  I am the underground.
[00:02:24]  You're damn right.
[00:02:27]  You're damn right.
[00:02:30]  Make sure to spread this show link around like wildfire, baby.
[00:02:33]  I'm hyped for this Black Jack Baller Friday, and I hope that you are too.
[00:02:38]  And I hope these damn trolls keep this damn trolling to a minimum because I'm getting sick and tired of this garbage.
[00:02:45]  It's a happy Baller Friday to everybody who's listening.
[00:02:50]  You're damn right.
[00:02:53]  I feel hype.
[00:02:54]  I feel great.
[00:02:56]  How come you're late?
[00:02:56]  All right, go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
[00:03:00]  What the hell?
[00:03:01]  What the hell was that?
[00:03:02]  Hey, wait a minute.
[00:03:02]  Take it off the title.
[00:03:04]  Did we already get a goddamn hold on just a second?
[00:03:07]  I didn't get that.
[00:03:09]  What the hell?
[00:03:11]  I'm already belching.
[00:03:12]  You see that Call of Duty Aurora Illips.
[00:03:16]  Look, shut your ass.
[00:03:17]  Look, we had one before.
[00:03:19]  That one.
[00:03:19]  Eight minutes.
[00:03:20]  Like, shut up.
[00:03:21]  Shut your mouth.
[00:03:23]  All right.
[00:03:24]  Shut up.
[00:03:26]  For Christ's sake, here's the one we missed here.
[00:03:30]  Pre-recorded LQL, huh?
[00:03:32]  Was the video uploading slowly or something?
[00:03:35]  What the hell are you talking about, man?
[00:03:37]  I mean, it's just, I have no set base time for this broadcast.
[00:03:41]  It's like an aroundabout time is when I conduct this broadcast.
[00:03:45]  So why don't y'all just calm your asses down?
[00:03:47]  I'm here.
[00:03:48]  Your assholes are even lucky I even came back after the past episodes that you sons of bitches have been doing here.
[00:03:55]  Oh, great.
[00:03:56]  Here's D-Ray for Christ's sake.
[00:03:58]  Trump sold his entire base out by the range.
[00:04:03]  There is no defending this cucking today.
[00:04:05]  What are you talking about?
[00:04:07]  Cucking?
[00:04:08]  What are you talking about, you sack of crap?
[00:04:11]  The president declared a state of emergency for the border wall.
[00:04:15]  And some of you dumbasses are still sitting here trying to save any cucks.
[00:04:19]  Sit over there and shut up.
[00:04:22]  Painting ghosts wheelchair.
[00:04:24]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:04:25]  Painting ghosts' wheelchair?
[00:04:26]  Get your goddamn wheelchair right here, you son of a bitch.
[00:04:30]  All right, listen, it's a blackjack baller Friday.
[00:04:33]  It's episode 21.
[00:04:34]  Can you trolls just stop?
[00:04:36]  Look at this.
[00:04:37]  Just stop.
[00:04:37]  Riverbend Church, what do you want?
[00:04:42]  The way you garble.
[00:04:43]  The way you gargle.
[00:04:44]  The way you choke and gag.
[00:04:46]  The way you sniff that paint made a lot of us here faint.
[00:04:49]  Listen, no, let's not go with the paint crap.
[00:04:52]  Listen, stop donating.
[00:04:53]  All right, it's a blackjack on Baller Friday.
[00:04:56]  Stop donating.
[00:04:58]  Stop trolling myself.
[00:04:59]  Poop Tickler Jr.
[00:05:00]  Stop.
[00:05:03]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:05:04]  Just shut up.
[00:05:05]  Everybody, just stop donating.
[00:05:07]  Just stop.
[00:05:08]  Listen, stop.
[00:05:10]  I am getting rid of the Second Amendment.
[00:05:12]  F.
[00:05:13]  Yeah.
[00:05:13]  Goodbye, Bumps.
[00:05:14]  Now, go shove it up, your ass.
[00:05:16]  What are you talking about?
[00:05:17]  You need to get rid of the Second Amendment.
[00:05:18]  No, shut up.
[00:05:20]  Stop spreading slanderous lies about my president.
[00:05:23]  Donald Dump.
[00:05:24]  Yeah, I got your Donald Dump right here.
[00:05:26]  Look, stop.
[00:05:27]  Listen.
[00:05:27]  Stop donating.
[00:05:29]  Stop it.
[00:05:30]  Just stop.
[00:05:31]  Straight down.
[00:05:32]  You scored 444 points or 1.7% on Friday and you can get away from the P500.
[00:05:41]  I'm not joking.
[00:05:42]  You're like I even came back.
[00:05:43]  I've got past joshes, you sons of bitches.
[00:05:47]  Just stop your asses.
[00:05:49]  Stop your goddamn ass.
[00:05:51]  Oh, Christ, man.
[00:05:53]  What is it?
[00:05:54]  Has a section 224A that pretty much hands out amnesty to anyone who claims to be accompanying an undocumented child.
[00:06:02]  Whoa, give me a break.
[00:06:06]  That's cucking.
[00:06:07]  There's a wall being built for Christ's sake.
[00:06:09]  What are you talking about?
[00:06:10]  You people will never be happy.
[00:06:13]  Boat.
[00:06:15]  Thanks for the paint.
[00:06:16]  Listen, boat, don't drink paint or whatever you're doing, putting it up your ass or whatever.
[00:06:20]  Blackcock Baller Friday.
[00:06:22]  Look, shut up.
[00:06:23]  Stop donating.
[00:06:24]  I'm not kidding.
[00:06:25]  I'll end this goddamn show early and just go and do what I need to do over here somewhere else.
[00:06:31]  All right.
[00:06:33]  I got places to go and people to see.
[00:06:36]  You understand?
[00:06:36]  I'm very important.
[00:06:37]  I'm an important businessman out here.
[00:06:40]  And the last thing I need to do is continue to be berated, besmirched, and completely insulted by a bunch of goddamn internet people that don't appreciate what I have to offer out here.
[00:06:53]  President Jared Kushner, let's shut the hell up, all right?
[00:06:57]  Listen, stop this goddamn crap.
[00:07:00]  All right, this is a blackjack baller Friday.
[00:07:03]  It's a state of emergency, assholes.
[00:07:06]  It's a state of emergency.
[00:07:11]  And let me tell you something.
[00:07:12]  You sons of bitches keep doing this.
[00:07:14]  It may be a state of emergency to paint the wall paintler.
[00:07:20]  Paint that wall paintler.
[00:07:24]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:07:26]  Can you give me what is it?
[00:07:27]  Today, Donald Butter Trump signed into effect an emergency declaration funding money for his wall full of butter.
[00:07:33]  Jesus.
[00:07:34]  Democrats vowed to fight with margarine.
[00:07:36]  Shut.
[00:07:37]  Stop donating.
[00:07:40]  Stop it.
[00:07:42]  How can you be pro-Trump at this point, ghost?
[00:07:44]  He reopened the government again like a gut less than $5.7 billion for the wall.
[00:07:49]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:50]  It's already being built now, you jerk.
[00:07:54]  So how can you get it?
[00:07:55]  It's being built right now.
[00:07:56]  He's getting continued funding so we can continue to build it.
[00:07:59]  What the hell kind of slanderous lies are you people staying out of your hole?
[00:08:03]  Hey, Ghost, my man.
[00:08:04]  Happy Blackjack Baller Friday.
[00:08:06]  Hey, hey, Libben, what's going on?
[00:08:08]  Happy Blackjack Baller Friday to you, for Christ's sake.
[00:08:11]  Butt crack baller Friday.
[00:08:13]  Look, just Jesus Christ, man.
[00:08:16]  Stop goddamn donating all of you troll terrorist cyber vermin pieces of internet people trash.
[00:08:24]  All right, I'm tired of you internet people.
[00:08:27]  I'm tired of it.
[00:08:29]  I mean, do you understand, man?
[00:08:31]  Read the comments.
[00:08:33]  Read the comments of previous shows, man.
[00:08:36]  I've got many of the hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to this broadcast for the financial insight and for the political and social commentary pissed off that they don't get to hear it because you sons of bitches are sitting over here making a goddamn mockery of my show.
[00:08:55]  So all of you just stop it, all right?
[00:08:57]  You son of a bitch.
[00:08:58]  This is episode 21.
[00:09:00]  It's a state of emergency blackjack bowler Friday.
[00:09:05]  All right, just shut it.
[00:09:06]  What a raging retard charge.
[00:09:09]  What the hell is this?
[00:09:11]  And we're getting closer to.
[00:09:13]  We're getting closer to a Bitcoin ETF.
[00:09:16]  This calls for more paint.
[00:09:18]  I went with Flex Seal brand paint.
[00:09:20]  Can you all just stop, man?
[00:09:22]  Syria.
[00:09:23]  And stop with the paint crap.
[00:09:27]  I don't need to be here on this Bowler Friday.
[00:09:30]  I hope you people understand that.
[00:09:32]  I don't need to be here.
[00:09:35]  So shut up.
[00:09:36]  All right.
[00:09:36]  Shut your goddamn mouth.
[00:09:39]  I mean, I could be freaking Friday night, you sons of bitches.
[00:09:43]  I could be out here taking Mrs. Ghost on the town right now.
[00:09:48]  All right?
[00:09:49]  I'm not joking around.
[00:09:50]  Instead of sitting over here, I'm trying to conduct a broadcast.
[00:09:54]  And there's Jeffrey the Tank.
[00:09:57]  What?
[00:09:57]  What?
[00:09:58]  Cheers to all the tankies.
[00:10:00]  Greetings from the island of Sodor.
[00:10:02]  I want the engineer to shovel his coal so far up my ass that I belched.
[00:10:06]  Can you all just shut up with the sick, perverted, fan-fiction realities that you got in your sick goddamn heads?
[00:10:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:10:18]  Turn off text to speech.
[00:10:19]  Don't you understand the interactivity?
[00:10:23]  That's the basis of my show, you asshole.
[00:10:26]  Interactivity.
[00:10:27]  Trump surrounds himself with snakes.
[00:10:30]  Whatever happened to clean the swamp.
[00:10:32]  And he keeps catering to people who want something.
[00:10:34]  What are you talking about, man?
[00:10:35]  He's one man.
[00:10:36]  How can you sit there and believe that this man loves America?
[00:10:40]  Look at everything he's done.
[00:10:41]  He loves this country.
[00:10:42]  He loves America.
[00:10:43]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:47]  Oh, yeah, just like that.
[00:10:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:50]  I'm going to.
[00:10:50]  I'm going to come all in your tight pussy.
[00:10:52]  Oh, oh, oh.
[00:10:53]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:10:54]  Add it, add it, add it, Oh, yeah, oh, it, add it, add it, add it.
[00:11:01]  Skip the spammer.
[00:11:03]  Skip it, engineer.
[00:11:04]  Skip this stupid spand son of a bitch.
[00:11:06]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:11:09]  Leave in, paint bone.
[00:11:11]  Leave.
[00:11:13]  You son of a bitches don't think I won't leave, do you?
[00:11:16]  You think that I'm just joking around, don't you?
[00:11:18]  Huh?
[00:11:20]  Trump main vein and go.
[00:11:23]  God damn it.
[00:11:24]  Listen, stop.
[00:11:26]  Stop it now.
[00:11:27]  Rob Ford.
[00:11:28]  Yes, I do smoke crack.
[00:11:29]  I have plenty of pussy to eat at home.
[00:11:31]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:11:32]  Can you get off my property, please?
[00:11:34]  I don't have to be putting up with this garbage on a Bowler Friday.
[00:11:37]  Don't you understand me?
[00:11:41]  I don't need to be pulled.
[00:11:42]  I don't need to be taking this.
[00:11:43]  I don't need to be freaking privy to this goddamn cyber verminism on a damn Bowler Friday, man.
[00:11:51]  All right?
[00:11:52]  Stop donating and shut up.
[00:11:55]  It's bad enough that all the hundreds of thousands of fans that I have out there that listen to the financial insight, that listen to the political and social commentary, it's bad enough that these people are not listening because of you.
[00:12:14]  Because you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin take over my show, and I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, and I'll tell you right goddamn now, the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to my broadcast don't appreciate it either.
[00:12:29]  So all you goddamn trolls and all you goddamn cyber vermin, just shut your goddamn asses.
[00:12:36]  Stop flapping your goddamn freaking rosy palms and her five fingers on the keyboard and let me do my goddamn show, okay?
[00:12:45]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:12:47]  I'm not even kidding around for Christ's sake.
[00:12:49]  I'm not even messing around.
[00:12:51]  I'm going right into the beer now.
[00:12:53]  I'm not even joking.
[00:12:54]  All right?
[00:12:55]  I'm not even joking.
[00:12:57]  Rip Ghost's tortilla chip.
[00:13:00]  What the hell is that supposed to rip ghost's tortilla?
[00:13:04]  Just shove it up your ass.
[00:13:05]  I'm drinking tonight, man.
[00:13:06]  It's a goddamn blackjack bowler Friday.
[00:13:09]  I'm not letting you son of a bitches sit here and ruin my day.
[00:13:13]  Do you understand that?
[00:13:14]  It's a blackjack bowler Friday.
[00:13:16]  You goddamn urinal cake curators.
[00:13:20]  Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
[00:13:24]  President Spray Paint.
[00:13:26]  Shut up about the paint.
[00:13:27]  All right.
[00:13:28]  I know y'all thought y'all were so cute about all these little stupid paint trolls and memes.
[00:13:35]  Shove them up your ass today.
[00:13:36]  Seriously, man.
[00:13:37]  Shove them up your clogged up pooper today.
[00:13:40]  All right?
[00:13:42]  Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[00:13:44]  I'm not going to sit here and continue to take this type of besmirchment on the internet for Christ's sake without having to have a little bit of piss and fury being injected into my veins for Christ's sake, man.
[00:13:58]  I'd buy that for a no.
[00:14:00]  What's going on, boat?
[00:14:01]  How you doing?
[00:14:02]  What is this?
[00:14:02]  Ghost, what else can I put butter in?
[00:14:05]  I already have butter in my 90-second low-carb toast and smeared on it.
[00:14:09]  I have it in my morning coffee, in my lunch meal replacement coffee.
[00:14:13]  Well, use it to enhance the break.
[00:14:14]  Hey, Bo, calm down with the overboard on the butter, all right?
[00:14:20]  Just calm down with the overboard on the butter.
[00:14:22]  The NG's throbbing shit.
[00:14:23]  Ghost, are you going to discuss the emergency declaration speech?
[00:14:26]  I'm trying to, but you stupid idiots won't stop donating.
[00:14:31]  Stop donating, assholes!
[00:14:33]  Banks led the rally with Goldman Sachs.
[00:14:36]  Stop doing my show, you son of a fit!
[00:14:39]  Stop!
[00:14:42]  Stop doing my goddamn!
[00:14:48]  God damn it!
[00:14:50]  Stop!
[00:14:51]  Stop, don't.
[00:14:52]  Everybody, just stop!
[00:14:55]  Obama 2.0, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[00:14:59]  What the hell is Obama 2.0 supposed to mean?
[00:15:03]  This is Donald Trump!
[00:15:05]  He is a pro-American.
[00:15:06]  Don't you understand that?
[00:15:08]  How dare you?
[00:15:10]  How goddamn dare you slander this man's name enough?
[00:15:14]  Oh my God.
[00:15:16]  You sons of bitches, man.
[00:15:18]  I wouldn't be surprised if those sons of bitches that are sitting here besmirching the great name of Donald Trump aren't being paid by George Soros right now.
[00:15:29]  I guarantee goddamn teeth.
[00:15:31]  I guarantee it.
[00:15:33]  I can see it now.
[00:15:33]  Look at this.
[00:15:35]  Don't tell Boat what to do.
[00:15:37]  Shut up.
[00:15:38]  All right.
[00:15:38]  Shut up.
[00:15:40]  I can see a fucking George Soros listening to this broadcast right now.
[00:15:44]  What is this?
[00:15:44]  I fart for freedom.
[00:15:45]  What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
[00:15:48]  They both use their brains to paint the wall.
[00:15:50]  Oh, gee.
[00:15:53]  Can you all stop?
[00:15:55]  All right, everybody, just stop.
[00:15:58]  All right, except for I fart for food.
[00:16:01]  I'm pretty sure that the previous goddamn text-to-speeches were paid for by the DNC or George Soros.
[00:16:08]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:16:10]  I could see George Soros listening to this broadcast, and I guarantee you he listens to it.
[00:16:14]  The president listens to this broadcast, so I guarantee you that goddamn George Soros listens to it.
[00:16:20]  What is this?
[00:16:21]  Chrissy Kay?
[00:16:23]  You keep saying Trump is doing this to help protect America, and yet no Mexicans have invaded this country, and the ones that are here are either working-class citizens trying to make a living or being held like animals by border security.
[00:16:35]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:16:38]  I'm telling you, you see, this is just freaking Democratic Party, and where the hell is this coming from?
[00:16:46]  What the hell is this?
[00:16:50]  Am I being broadcasted in China?
[00:16:52]  I'm being broadcasted in China now.
[00:16:56]  I'm being broadcasted in China for Christ's sake.
[00:16:59]  Or is that Japanese?
[00:17:00]  I can't even tell.
[00:17:01]  I can't even tell for Christ's sake.
[00:17:03]  Listen, everybody, just stop.
[00:17:05]  Stop it now, and let me get to my goddamn broadcast because I haven't gotten to it, man.
[00:17:10]  You assholes have literally turned my show into whatever the hell this is.
[00:17:16]  And I want to get back to the broadcast, all right?

=== Stop Broadcasting In China (14:37) ===

[00:17:19]  Now, I got some beer here.
[00:17:21]  Let me go ahead and crack this son of a bitch open and start pouring it.
[00:17:25]  And believe me, I've already had a head start on these beers, baby.
[00:17:28]  I've already guzzled down about five pints just so I could pallet you, sorrow sacks of crap.
[00:17:34]  So, if you're wondering why I sound like I got a little bit more piss and fury, that's why President Donald Trump on Friday declared a national emergency to unlock billions of people.
[00:17:44]  I'm about to talk about this to build a world.
[00:17:48]  I'm about to talk about it!
[00:17:51]  Stop doing my gosh!
[00:17:54]  God damn it!
[00:17:56]  Stop doing my goddamn show!
[00:17:58]  I'm about to talk about it!
[00:18:01]  I'm about to talk about it!
[00:18:05]  Trump versus 21 Savage, yeah.
[00:18:08]  I heard about that, huh?
[00:18:09]  I heard about that.
[00:18:11]  21 Savage, I heard about it.
[00:18:13]  Second rate Alex Jones.
[00:18:17]  First of all, asshole, don't call me Ghostler.
[00:18:19]  And secondly, I'm no second rate, Alex Jones.
[00:18:24]  Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
[00:18:26]  Don't you ever forget it, man.
[00:18:28]  Shinga 2 Madre Pinche Pendijo Tejano.
[00:18:31]  What the hell?
[00:18:32]  H-U-P-A-L-E Los Huevos A. Donald Puto.
[00:18:35]  Hey, hey, no obl Espanor, Puto.
[00:18:39]  All right, me no Nintendo, Puto.
[00:18:43]  Ghost for Dutch boy.
[00:18:46]  Ghost, I know how much you love pain, so I'm not.
[00:18:48]  God damn it, stop donating!
[00:18:50]  I'm telling all of you!
[00:18:51]  You were listening, right?
[00:18:53]  I'm saying it loud and clear.
[00:18:58]  Oh, God, this sick perversion, man.
[00:19:00]  Good God.
[00:19:02]  Oh, good God.
[00:19:04]  I gotta get some beer, man.
[00:19:06]  You people are disgusting, man.
[00:19:08]  That's the only way I could conduct this broadcast with any level of sanity is by doing it under the influence of some goddamn alcoholic beverages.
[00:19:21]  Good God.
[00:19:24]  Let me get some beer.
[00:19:25]  I got a moment of silence.
[00:19:27]  Finally, I mean, just listen, stop.
[00:19:29]  Everybody, just stop donating right now.
[00:19:33]  And I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to drink my beer.
[00:19:35]  I'm going to consume it on this blackjack baller Friday, baby.
[00:19:38]  It's a state of emergency.
[00:19:40]  And for all you people that have said that Trump is tucking, what else do you want, huh?
[00:19:45]  What else do you want?
[00:19:46]  Donald Hump, what do you want?
[00:19:48]  Hey, baby, buns a wall as an emergency because your three-foot-two midget ass won't stop trying to gobble my knob.
[00:19:54]  Shut up everybody consideration for your wheelchair.
[00:19:58]  Donald Trump listens to me!
[00:20:01]  Donald Trump listens to me, you son of a bitches.
[00:20:04]  You people don't even know.
[00:20:07]  You don't even know.
[00:20:08]  And even if you did know, you wouldn't even care because you people are stupid.
[00:20:14]  Christ, man, it's a blackjack bowler Friday, man.
[00:20:19]  In other news, no!
[00:20:21]  Paul Manafort defied me.
[00:20:23]  No, goddammit, stop doing my show!
[00:20:27]  That's just been merciful.
[00:20:34]  Stop!
[00:20:35]  Everybody, just stop.
[00:20:37]  Stop this crap!
[00:20:39]  I'm not joking!
[00:20:41]  Stop!
[00:20:43]  Good God, man!
[00:20:44]  It's a Bowler Friday, man!
[00:20:46]  What y'all take a fucking break?
[00:20:47]  I'm sorry!
[00:20:48]  Excuse my friends, but take a break!
[00:20:52]  Ghost, please turn off TTS or increase the price.
[00:20:55]  Get back to a show that has such a problem.
[00:20:57]  Increase the price!
[00:21:02]  I know, but increase the price!
[00:21:04]  Are you kidding me?
[00:21:04]  These people will think I'm some kind of a disgusting shacklegoblin if I increase the price.
[00:21:10]  I can only imagine the trolling.
[00:21:15]  Shut up, tortilla chip rage.
[00:21:17]  You're shoving up your ass.
[00:21:19]  I know what you mean by that, you crap.
[00:21:21]  What, Chrissy K?
[00:21:23]  This interactivity shit is obviously not working if you're already losing your mind.
[00:21:27]  Not even an hour into the story.
[00:21:29]  You don't understand.
[00:21:30]  Ghost, turn off text to the bus.
[00:21:31]  Shut up, man.
[00:21:32]  Do you understand?
[00:21:33]  That's what made my show, you scumbitch!
[00:21:36]  The interactivity!
[00:21:38]  The interactivity is what made my internet broadcasting career.
[00:21:46]  What do you want, boat?
[00:21:48]  Here's a quick tip: Chinese looks more squared and dense.
[00:21:51]  Japanese is more lightweight looking and has more curves despite sharing a few words with Chinese.
[00:21:56]  And Korean has a bunch of circles all over the place.
[00:21:59]  What the hell?
[00:22:00]  The more you know.
[00:22:01]  I have no idea.
[00:22:02]  I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
[00:22:05]  I don't know.
[00:22:05]  I don't condone that, man.
[00:22:07]  Mexico won Democrats, one Trump Zek.
[00:22:11]  You idiots are never going to be happy, man.
[00:22:14]  2016 more than 100%.
[00:22:17]  You fucks ruined TCR back in 2018 and led to the autistic campaign aka boomer and ironic boomer dick suckers yells at Kawaii Clouds.
[00:22:27]  Hey, hey, I understand 2016 meme war vet, but this is what I've become, man.
[00:22:33]  It's sad.
[00:22:34]  I know it's sad.
[00:22:35]  I talk about it every goddamn broadcast because these sons of bitches that keep trolling me won't ever let me live it down.
[00:22:44]  This is what I've become, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:22:47]  I used to be somebody.
[00:22:49]  Do you understand me?
[00:22:50]  Google me!
[00:22:52]  No!
[00:22:53]  No, you son of a bitch!
[00:22:57]  I used to be somebody!
[00:23:01]  Son of a bitch!
[00:23:03]  I used to be somebody, you sack of crap!
[00:23:06]  What are you talking about?
[00:23:08]  Google me!
[00:23:10]  Google me!
[00:23:14]  I can't believe you, man!
[00:23:17]  Your tortilla chips belong to Alex Jones.
[00:23:19]  Oh, shut up, Malachar!
[00:23:22]  Shut up!
[00:23:24]  God damn it, man!
[00:23:25]  It's a blackjack Bowler Friday, man!
[00:23:27]  Have some respect!
[00:23:30]  Have some goddamn respect, man!
[00:23:33]  Have some goddamn respect, man.
[00:23:36]  God, another.
[00:23:40]  I can already see this, man.
[00:23:42]  It's not even 23 minutes into the freaking broadcast.
[00:23:45]  Another Bowler Friday down the toilet, man.
[00:23:48]  Negative.
[00:23:50]  I got your negative right here.
[00:23:52]  I got your negative right here, you son of a bitch.
[00:24:00]  I can't believe you, man.
[00:24:01]  Another goddamn Bowler Friday, man.
[00:24:04]  Paint, black paint, boulder front.
[00:24:08]  I'm not bald.
[00:24:09]  Shut up.
[00:24:10]  I'm not bald.
[00:24:12]  I'd buy that front.
[00:24:14]  I'll Google NG and son of a bitch.
[00:24:17]  You got them.
[00:24:18]  Google Engine.
[00:24:21]  You Google NG and Spitz.
[00:24:24]  Fuck you, ghost.
[00:24:26]  Oh, fuck yeah!
[00:24:29]  Goddamn son of a pro-terrorist, bastard!
[00:24:34]  You're right, almost.
[00:24:35]  If you increase the price, we will think you're a Jew.
[00:24:38]  And we all know you hate them, Oi Gavault muffin heads.
[00:24:41]  Oi Gavault.
[00:24:43]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:43]  I never said that.
[00:24:45]  Alright, who cares?
[00:24:46]  Alright, what are we offline all of a sudden?
[00:24:49]  We're offline.
[00:24:50]  Jesus Christ, we just got knocked offline.
[00:24:53]  We just got knocked off live for Christ's sake.
[00:24:56]  I've got all this crap.
[00:25:00]  He's still nobody, you son of a bitch.
[00:25:03]  He's still nobody.
[00:25:05]  I am somebody.
[00:25:08]  I am somebody.
[00:25:11]  Shut up.
[00:25:12]  God damn it.
[00:25:16]  I am somebody, man.
[00:25:20]  It's you, troll terrorist and cyber vermin, man.
[00:25:23]  It's you, people, that make me into nothing.
[00:25:26]  It's you, people.
[00:25:28]  Feels bald, man.
[00:25:31]  Feels bald, man.
[00:25:33]  Son of, son of a bitch.
[00:25:35]  I'm sorry, you goddamn stupid freaking troll.
[00:25:39]  You goddamn stupid fitted cheat for your stupid fitting.
[00:25:46]  Never was.
[00:25:47]  I used to be somebody wines boomer who isn't even a washed up has-been.
[00:25:52]  Just a lousy worthless never was.
[00:25:54]  Shut up.
[00:25:55]  Say it those cans so at least something exciting can Alex Jones at least has more than 10 listeners.
[00:26:01]  And shut up.
[00:26:02]  What are you talking about?
[00:26:03]  I got hundreds of thousands.
[00:26:06]  No, you're not an N-word ghost.
[00:26:09]  Goddamn Reese, you sons of bitches.
[00:26:14]  Oh, God.
[00:26:15]  I googled it, and here are the trends.
[00:26:18]  You're apparently a zero.
[00:26:19]  An engineer.
[00:26:20]  Shut up.
[00:26:20]  I'm the talent.
[00:26:21]  Y'all are trolling.
[00:26:22]  I'm tired of your trolling.
[00:26:25]  Ah, fucking asshole.
[00:26:28]  I'm tired.
[00:26:29]  Always a nobody.
[00:26:30]  No.
[00:26:31]  You.
[00:26:37]  Goddamn.
[00:26:39]  Oh, God.
[00:26:40]  Oh, son of a bitch.
[00:26:42]  Oh, God.
[00:26:46]  Oh, God.
[00:26:50]  We're not even 30 minutes in, man.
[00:26:52]  And this is a goddamn blackjack Bowler Friday, man.
[00:26:56]  We're not even 30 minutes in.
[00:27:00]  Oh, God.
[00:27:02]  True Stolen Valor Radio.
[00:27:04]  NG is the real meme warrior.
[00:27:06]  What are you talking about?
[00:27:09]  How dare you all disregard my contribution to the meme wars of 2016?
[00:27:18]  How dare you?
[00:27:20]  How goddamn dare you, you god.
[00:27:25]  I buy that.
[00:27:26]  Damn, if the engines to tell you, just shut up, all right?
[00:27:29]  The NG's at the shut up, man.
[00:27:31]  I'm the talent.
[00:27:32]  That's why it's called the Ghost Show.
[00:27:36]  That's why it's called the ghost show, you ass crack.
[00:27:41]  Christ, man, you're making my goddamn heart beat like a rabbit, man.
[00:27:46]  Michael J. Ghost and the strokes.
[00:27:50]  Shut the fuck up, dude.
[00:27:52]  Just shut the fuck up.
[00:27:53]  Just shut up, man.
[00:27:55]  Just leave me alone.
[00:27:56]  Stop donating.
[00:27:57]  Let agents take his chips.
[00:27:59]  Roll over again, cry baby.
[00:28:02]  What the hell would you have done now, Malcolm?
[00:28:05]  What would you have done, man?
[00:28:08]  Paid by Alex Jones, the real listen!
[00:28:11]  I'm not joking!
[00:28:13]  Stop donating to my show, and I'm telling you all right now!
[00:28:18]  Quit bitching!
[00:28:20]  Quit bitching, you fucking asshole!
[00:28:23]  Out of the ghost show, you bitch!
[00:28:25]  I wish this was your face!
[00:28:27]  I wish this was your goddamn face!
[00:28:30]  I don't ass!
[00:28:34]  I wish this was your goddamn face!
[00:28:38]  You all, you fucking goddamn asshole, internet people are lucky!
[00:28:42]  You internet people are lucky.
[00:28:44]  You're not in front of me right, goddamn now!
[00:28:47]  That's all I gotta say, man!
[00:28:49]  That's all I gotta say, man!
[00:28:52]  Oh my god, look at all this crap!
[00:28:55]  Good God, Jesus!
[00:29:01]  Oh my god!
[00:29:03]  You sick, demented, depraved society called the internet people!
[00:29:11]  You are a bunch of pricks, man.
[00:29:14]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[00:29:15]  You internet people.
[00:29:16]  I can't believe you.
[00:29:18]  I can't believe you.
[00:29:21]  I need a beer, man.
[00:29:22]  I'd buy that for a bit.
[00:29:23]  True bitch radio.
[00:29:26]  I got your bitch.
[00:29:29]  Okay?
[00:29:30]  I got your bitch.
[00:29:33]  All right?
[00:29:36]  Grow a pair like Alex Jones.
[00:29:37]  What are you talking about?
[00:29:38]  Alex Jones.
[00:29:39]  Shut up.
[00:29:40]  Malachar, shut up.
[00:29:43]  Just shut your mouth.
[00:29:44]  All right.
[00:29:45]  Goddamn, Alex Jones has been ripping me off for 11 goddamn years, man.
[00:29:49]  My 11-year internet broadcasting career, Alex Jones, has been ripping me off.
[00:29:56]  And Coulter!
[00:29:57]  So forget the fact that he's digging his own grave.
[00:30:00]  This is just look the only national emergency is that our country.
[00:30:04]  Shut up, Ed Coulter.
[00:30:05]  You're just some stupid, dumb, back-tracking, back-stabbing, dumb old flat board that needs to store.
[00:30:13]  I don't want to listen to you crying the whole show.
[00:30:16]  I want to hear what you have to say about current news and your insights.
[00:30:19]  I get it!
[00:30:20]  I get it, but you're not understanding.
[00:30:23]  You're not understanding.
[00:30:24]  That makes the show interactive.
[00:30:26]  You're not understanding, man.
[00:30:29]  Alex Jones gets deplatformed across the internet and had Mueller attempt entrapment while keeping his composure and you get triggered by a bunch of Incel Man children.
[00:30:38]  Pathetic.
[00:30:40]  Shut up, Anonymous Rigger.
[00:30:41]  Shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole, man.
[00:30:45]  Jean-Claude Junker!
[00:30:47]  Go on!
[00:30:48]  Jean-Claude Junker 2020!
[00:30:51]  Screw that EU trash!
[00:30:54]  Ghost, I have a question about the keto diet.
[00:30:57]  Ultimate bone broth is on sale at half price in the Infowars web store.
[00:31:01]  If they ship to Canadia, should I stock up on a few?
[00:31:06]  Why are you asking me such a question, boat, you craphead?
[00:31:09]  Chill for the hill.
[00:31:10]  It's her clit, you will jill.
[00:31:12]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, loafer?
[00:31:15]  Listen.
[00:31:15]  All right, listen.
[00:31:16]  Y'all are getting cookstered with these goddamn text and speeches.
[00:31:20]  Everybody just stop.
[00:31:22]  Everybody just stop now.
[00:31:23]  Everybody just stop.
[00:31:25]  Real talk.
[00:31:26]  It doesn't matter if Alex Jones ripped you off.
[00:31:29]  Why?
[00:31:30]  He has his own network and you're relegated to the bowels of YouTube.
[00:31:33]  Where you're going to be able to get away from the game.
[00:31:33]  Come shoving up your ass out of the bowels of YouTube.
[00:31:36]  I'm big time now.
[00:31:39]  I'm big time now.
[00:31:40]  I'm on YouTube.
[00:31:41]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:31:42]  I'm big time.
[00:31:44]  The hell are you talking about?
[00:31:47]  We're big time now.
[00:31:50]  Son of a bitch.
[00:31:53]  I buy that, hey, what are you talking about?

=== Shut Your Stupid Mouth (15:09) ===

[00:31:57]  I'm getting kind of sick of these trolls.
[00:31:59]  These people don't have any souls.
[00:32:01]  Let Ghost do his show, or we're going to get no radio graffiti assholes.
[00:32:06]  I mean, at least Limerick Guy gets the point for Christ's sake, man.
[00:32:12]  Ghosts sponsored by Huggies.
[00:32:16]  Oh, go fuck yourself.
[00:32:17]  You son of a bitch.
[00:32:18]  Listen, listen, I'm...
[00:32:19]  STOP DONATING!
[00:32:22]  All right, I'm not joking, everybody that's listening to me right now.
[00:32:25]  I'm making it abundantly clear.
[00:32:28]  Stop!
[00:32:29]  Just stop it!
[00:32:30]  The ghost show up!
[00:32:31]  It's called the ghost show because there's not actually anything there.
[00:32:36]  Man, what a bunch of assholes, man.
[00:32:39]  You guys are a bunch of assholes, man.
[00:32:42]  You know how to twist the knife, huh?
[00:32:44]  Huh?
[00:32:45]  You all know how to twist the goddamn knife, don't you?
[00:32:50]  Oh, God, now you're making me belch, man.
[00:32:53]  I hope you sons of bitches are happy, man.
[00:32:57]  I hope you sons of bitches are happy that you're making me belch now, huh?
[00:33:01]  I bet you think you're so cute.
[00:33:04]  What the hell is this?
[00:33:06]  I'm declaring an emergency in San Antonio, Texas, because local radio broadcaster ghost is throwing a bitch fit.
[00:33:13]  Shut your mouth!
[00:33:14]  It's your fault!
[00:33:15]  It's all you trolls!
[00:33:16]  It's all you internet people!
[00:33:18]  It's your fault!
[00:33:21]  It's your goddamn fault!
[00:33:23]  All right, it's all of you!
[00:33:24]  That's why I'm like this!
[00:33:27]  That's why I can't even get to my own broadcast!
[00:33:30]  That's why I can't even conduct my own show!
[00:33:33]  It's because of you!
[00:33:36]  So shut up, man!
[00:33:38]  My money, I do what I want!
[00:33:41]  Shut up!
[00:33:41]  Stop donating, you sons of bitches!
[00:33:45]  Damn it!
[00:33:47]  Stop!
[00:33:49]  Oh, God!
[00:33:54]  Helloings to you, Ghost.
[00:33:56]  With you, Pratanyan in Jakarta.
[00:33:58]  Happy Baller Friday from your million of fan in Indonesia, where we kill two million commies.
[00:34:03]  Hey, there's...
[00:34:04]  I told you guys, man.
[00:34:06]  I got people listening to me from all over the world, man.
[00:34:09]  Indonesia, man.
[00:34:10]  What's up, Indonesia, man?
[00:34:14]  Rogan takes the bowl to wait.
[00:34:16]  Shut up.
[00:34:17]  I'm not bald.
[00:34:20]  Shut up.
[00:34:20]  I'm not bald.
[00:34:21]  Shut up.
[00:34:22]  Since the doctor results came out, you should just come out and admit you're an obese hamburger.
[00:34:26]  I'm not a freaking hambone, you asshole.
[00:34:29]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[00:34:30]  Shut up.
[00:34:32]  Hey, Ghost, I wanted to know that if I donated enough, that I'd be able to get in her circle.
[00:34:37]  No, you understand, man.
[00:34:39]  You gotta donate the 300 at once, man.
[00:34:42]  And by the way, what's up to Captain Duchy, man?
[00:34:45]  The newest member of the inner circle.
[00:34:47]  Cheers to him, man.
[00:34:48]  Cheers to the inner circle.
[00:34:49]  What is this?
[00:34:50]  Donating to this idiot belch breathing dragon.
[00:34:52]  Don't let the troll bait you into funding his shitty lifestyle.
[00:34:56]  Go shove it up your ass, fake jackler.
[00:34:59]  All right, yeah, why don't I just shut up, alright?
[00:35:01]  I don't need your goddamn help, Jackler.
[00:35:03]  All right, just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before I start giving you a goddamn digital beating.
[00:35:09]  You understand me?
[00:35:12]  I'm gonna start whipping digital asses here if these sons of bitches continue.
[00:35:16]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:35:24]  I gotta keep fucking drinking, man.
[00:35:27]  I gotta keep drinking just to take the take the goddamn pain away.
[00:35:33]  Just take the pain away, dude.
[00:35:38]  Alright.
[00:35:40]  Alright.
[00:35:43]  I'm filling myself up with some piss and fury, man.
[00:35:48]  And I got production notes right here that I handwrite myself and I'd like to get to my show.
[00:35:56]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:35:58]  True old colonial radio.
[00:36:00]  You have real funny, you idiot.
[00:36:02]  Just shut up, man.
[00:36:03]  Everybody just shut up, man.
[00:36:04]  Look at the chat room.
[00:36:06]  They want you to stop donating, man.
[00:36:09]  Stop donating.
[00:36:10]  You're taking control of my show and I don't like it.
[00:36:14]  So shut up.
[00:36:16]  Stop.
[00:36:17]  Stop it now.
[00:36:18]  And I'm warning all of you, man.
[00:36:19]  All of you now, man.
[00:36:21]  Now.
[00:36:23]  Take me to the woodshed, Daddy.
[00:36:26]  Oh, God.
[00:36:29]  Goddamn trophy.
[00:36:33]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:35]  Oh, oh.
[00:36:37]  You're sick of this.
[00:36:38]  Welcome to True Flashback Radio.
[00:36:40]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:36:43]  Today I'm going to fly to Vietnam and start shooting.
[00:36:46]  Shut up, don't talk.
[00:36:47]  Don't talk about gas if they fucking damn up.
[00:36:50]  That's enough, man.
[00:36:51]  Seriously, all you trolls, man.
[00:36:55]  Blake paper production notes.
[00:36:57]  What are you talking about?
[00:36:58]  I handwrite them myself.
[00:37:01]  I handwrite my production notes myself, man.
[00:37:07]  What do you want, boat?
[00:37:08]  Not kidding.
[00:37:09]  Bone broth is really good for kiddos.
[00:37:11]  Don't talk about the Alex Jones bone broth for Christ's sake.
[00:37:15]  Shut up.
[00:37:19]  Is that what you all want to listen to?
[00:37:20]  Y'all want to listen to an Alex Jones or something?
[00:37:24]  You people make me sick.
[00:37:25]  You want to hear, hey, I'm Alex Jones here.
[00:37:28]  And I want to tell everybody right now that you got to get yourself the Supermale Vitality so I can give you the big ass boner, so you can be able to penetrate some of those transgendered reptilian shapeshifters.
[00:37:40]  And my filters, my filters, my filters, I mean, is that?
[00:37:45]  Is that what you goddamn assholes want?
[00:37:48]  For Christ's sake?
[00:37:50]  I'm Alex Jones here and I'm gonna tell you all right now to go out there and get the goddamn bone broth, and when you get the bone broth, it's gonna make sure that you got the big ass bones so you can go ahead and start squirrel fisting against the reptilian lizard man that are coming in from, from the planet Dragon.
[00:38:07]  And my filters, my filters, my filters.
[00:38:14]  You people make me sick, man.
[00:38:16]  I'm not even kidding, right?
[00:38:17]  You people make me sick.
[00:38:18]  Give me my goddamn beer, for christ's sake, man.
[00:38:21]  What do you mean?
[00:38:22]  Yes yeah, you wouldn't listen to Alex.
[00:38:25]  Then screw you, god damn it.
[00:38:35]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:38:37]  God damn you sons of bitch.
[00:38:39]  No wonder made America our bitch in Vietnam.
[00:38:41]  Oh gosh shut up your ass, Ho Chi Minh.
[00:38:44]  Shut up.
[00:38:45]  Don't talk about me fucking damn red.
[00:38:49]  Oh my god.
[00:38:52]  Oh, there's the chefist.
[00:38:54]  You been man.
[00:38:55]  Chefist back to IC.
[00:38:56]  Ghost.
[00:38:57]  Fuck these trolls.
[00:38:58]  I'm telling you, I know, man.
[00:39:00]  Screw these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
[00:39:04]  They're just a bunch of sick and demented internet people.
[00:39:08]  That's what they are.
[00:39:12]  And I hope everybody that's listening understands this, man.
[00:39:15]  I hope that you understand this, man.
[00:39:17]  This donation is only as valuable as his time.
[00:39:21]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:39:23]  What, that I'm like a $5 whore or something?
[00:39:26]  Is that what you're trying to say, Malikar?
[00:39:28]  You son of a bitch.
[00:39:29]  Is that what you're trying to say?
[00:39:32]  You son of a bitch.
[00:39:33]  And what do you want?
[00:39:34]  Holly Holly.
[00:39:35]  Do you follow Gerald Salente?
[00:39:37]  Also, shut out to Habsburg Games.
[00:39:39]  Bust the Ottomans $123 to remove turquoise.
[00:39:44]  God damn son of a bitch.
[00:39:48]  I want to split your face.
[00:39:50]  I wish this with your goddamn face.
[00:39:53]  Shut your goddamn asses and stop donating.
[00:39:57]  I can't tell you idiots again.
[00:40:00]  Just stop.
[00:40:02]  Just stop it now, man.
[00:40:04]  It's not even 40 minutes into the goddamn broadcast, but I'll tell you what, man.
[00:40:09]  I'll end this son of a bitch, man.
[00:40:13]  I don't need to be here on a bowler Friday taking this kind of besmirchment from a bunch of internet people.
[00:40:20]  I want Engineer to take a big, fat, sweaty duke and dump all over my Thomas in the tank engine suit.
[00:40:26]  Shut up.
[00:40:27]  Everybody ask, shut up.
[00:40:29]  Yankees Unite.
[00:40:30]  A bunch of perverts, man.
[00:40:32]  A bunch of perfect C. What do we got?
[00:40:35]  We got bilingual S C is in yes in Spanglish.
[00:40:40]  Man, go shove it up, you're seriously just shut up your ass.
[00:40:44]  God damn it, I'm my studio's coming down.
[00:40:47]  God damn it.
[00:40:49]  Oh, God.
[00:40:50]  You're making my studio.
[00:40:51]  I'm tearing my studio apart, man.
[00:40:55]  Damn it.
[00:40:58]  Oh, man.
[00:40:59]  I gotta calm down, man.
[00:41:00]  You people are making me sweat like a goddamn whore in church, man.
[00:41:05]  Can you just stop, man?
[00:41:07]  Just for a little bit, alright?
[00:41:08]  You damn trolls.
[00:41:09]  I'm serious.
[00:41:10]  It's a blackjack Baller Friday, man.
[00:41:12]  Episode 21, man.
[00:41:14]  Everybody just stop.
[00:41:15]  All right.
[00:41:16]  I know you all think that you're so cute sitting here.
[00:41:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:22]  Jackler is posting from Juvie with a BBC hanging from his bunghole.
[00:41:26]  Oh, oh, my god, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
[00:41:33]  Let's not bring out drama, you know, kind of any kind of show drama on the text-to-speech, alright?
[00:41:39]  Everybody, just calm down, man.
[00:41:43]  I gotta calm down.
[00:41:44]  Everybody, just calm down.
[00:41:47]  All right.
[00:41:49]  Now stop donating, I've been saying just stop.
[00:41:52]  Stop!
[00:41:54]  Your threats to end the show is like my ex-wife's heart, empty and cold.
[00:41:58]  Yeah, you son of a bitch.
[00:42:00]  Shut up, your ass, man.
[00:42:02]  Ghost 6.9's quake in the sta.
[00:42:05]  Shut up!
[00:42:07]  Everybody, just shut your goddamn mouth when you talk to me, alright?
[00:42:11]  Everybody, just shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling holes when you're talking.
[00:42:15]  What is this?
[00:42:17]  The studio is only as meaningful as this donation.
[00:42:21]  What the hell?
[00:42:22]  Like, I got a $5 studio, you son of a bitch!
[00:42:25]  Like, I got a $5 studio!
[00:42:30]  America turned to ghosting.
[00:42:32]  I would say, shut up.
[00:42:33]  I don't even know what the hell that shit.
[00:42:35]  Shut up.
[00:42:35]  Poetry, wise.
[00:42:36]  Alex Jones is a ripoff.
[00:42:38]  But let me give you a tip off.
[00:42:40]  He may rip off the lies, but he doesn't steal the Christ.
[00:42:44]  What is this?
[00:42:47]  At least they're not.
[00:42:48]  Wait, what a joker, y'all.
[00:42:50]  What the hell is this?
[00:42:52]  Social justice warrior whoreshit.
[00:42:54]  Welcome to True Hooker Radio.
[00:42:56]  I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
[00:42:59]  Would you like a case?
[00:43:00]  I'm not a $5 hooker.
[00:43:02]  Shut up!
[00:43:03]  Let Jackler into the inner angel.
[00:43:04]  Shut up, man!
[00:43:06]  Shut up!
[00:43:08]  I can't believe that's what you all think of me, that I'm some kind of a $5 whore on Nickel Knight or some shit.
[00:43:14]  Fuck you!
[00:43:15]  Alright!
[00:43:17]  True Cash Whore Radio!
[00:43:19]  Fucking God!
[00:43:22]  Fuck you!
[00:43:25]  Damn it!
[00:43:29]  How dare you!
[00:43:32]  I'm not a $5 whore!
[00:43:34]  Fuck you!
[00:43:35]  Excuse my French!
[00:43:37]  I'm sorry for cursing!
[00:43:39]  I'm sorry for cursing!
[00:43:41]  But god damn it, you all listen!
[00:43:44]  You all are listening to this, man!
[00:43:47]  You all are listening to this!
[00:43:51]  Oh, God!
[00:43:53]  Oh, God!
[00:43:54]  Google the company that received the donation antiques.
[00:43:58]  God, what the hell is talking about?
[00:44:02]  What are you talking?
[00:44:02]  I don't even know what you're talking about.
[00:44:04]  Shut up!
[00:44:06]  Just shut your mouth!
[00:44:07]  A 99-cent hooker.
[00:44:09]  Oh, that's great.
[00:44:10]  Oh, that's great.
[00:44:13]  That's great.
[00:44:14]  Yes, you are.
[00:44:15]  Yes, you are.
[00:44:17]  Fuck the fuck you.
[00:44:20]  Damn it.
[00:44:22]  You son of a bitch.
[00:44:24]  I hope Ocasio-Cortez decide to come to Indonesia.
[00:44:28]  Last time we have communists in our country, we feed they to crocodiles.
[00:44:32]  I'm tired, man.
[00:44:32]  I'm not even joking, man.
[00:44:33]  It's not even an hour, man.
[00:44:34]  I'm tired, man.
[00:44:36]  I'm not even joking, man.
[00:44:37]  I'm tired.
[00:44:38]  I'm holding a dueling class over here tonight at the dual academy.
[00:44:41]  I'm tired.
[00:44:44]  Duel nights.
[00:44:45]  What is this?
[00:44:47]  Shut up.
[00:44:49]  Stop donating, man.
[00:44:50]  No more like 50 cents.
[00:44:52]  Nowhere near this tip.
[00:44:54]  Nowhere near this.
[00:44:56]  Man, I'm not even kidding around, man.
[00:44:58]  You're going to call me a $5 whore on Black Jackball or Friday.
[00:45:02]  I'm getting the hell out of here, you sack of crap.
[00:45:04]  I'm not a $5 whore.
[00:45:06]  Alright?
[00:45:07]  So just sit there and shut up.
[00:45:09]  Alright, everybody, just shut your stupid mouth, man.
[00:45:13]  Tired of this crap.
[00:45:15]  For Christ's sake.
[00:45:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:21]  Make me sick, man.
[00:45:23]  I'm over here.
[00:45:24]  I'm giving you my freaking soul, man.
[00:45:28]  I'm giving you my soul.
[00:45:29]  And you people don't even give a crap.
[00:45:32]  You people don't even care, man!
[00:45:37]  So I'm just...
[00:45:38]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:45:39]  You pay to be a...
[00:45:42]  You fucking asshole.
[00:45:44]  Listen, I'll end this show if you don't shut the fuck up.
[00:45:48]  I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:45:49]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:45:51]  I'm a 25-cent whore.
[00:45:53]  God damn it, you strip a fucking.
[00:45:56]  I'm not a whore.
[00:45:59]  Shut up.
[00:46:01]  Shut up.
[00:46:02]  Ha ha ha ha.
[00:46:04]  Shut up.
[00:46:05]  I'm not a whore, you piece of crap.
[00:46:09]  Oh my god.
[00:46:12]  I should just freaking end this freaking broadcast, man.
[00:46:15]  I mean, do you assholes even have a soul for Christ's sake, man?
[00:46:20]  Do you even have a soul?
[00:46:25]  True trap.
[00:46:25]  True crap radio for Christ's sake, man.
[00:46:28]  Jesus, go shove it up your ass, man.
[00:46:30]  Go shove it up your ass, man.
[00:46:36]  You're a $3 whore.
[00:46:37]  Listen, stop calling me a fucking whore.
[00:46:39]  I'm sorry for Kirsten, man.
[00:46:41]  But I'm not gonna take this crap.
[00:46:45]  I'm not gonna take this garbage, man.
[00:46:47]  I'm not.
[00:46:48]  I'm not gonna take it.
[00:46:50]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:46:52]  What is this, nickel?
[00:46:53]  I'm gonna slide jack at the dollar table because he knows his true worth.
[00:46:56]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[00:46:59]  Just stop donating, man.
[00:47:02]  Take my $5 or shut down the show.
[00:47:04]  Five's bad man.

=== Five Dollars Or Shut Down The Show (15:41) ===

[00:47:06]  Five's bad.
[00:47:08]  Fucking stop!
[00:47:10]  Just stop!
[00:47:11]  I'm getting tired of this shit, man!
[00:47:14]  I'm getting tired!
[00:47:19]  At least Alex Jones owned Joe Rogan.
[00:47:21]  Now time for some shout-outs.
[00:47:23]  Rick Hoover, Widham, Buster, Blackwell, shut up, man.
[00:47:28]  Shut up.
[00:47:31]  All of you, Just shut up.
[00:47:34]  Shut your stupid stinking smell at all.
[00:47:39]  Oh, God, you smell like rotting fish.
[00:47:42]  You smell like rotting fish.
[00:47:46]  Paid to throw hissy fits?
[00:47:48]  You people are trolling me.
[00:47:49]  What are you talking about?
[00:47:51]  You people are trolling me, asshole.
[00:47:54]  Yo, back to the body.
[00:47:55]  D-Von.
[00:47:56]  Hope you have a good baller Friday, my guy.
[00:47:59]  I'll pour one for y'all.
[00:48:00]  Time for MRI.
[00:48:01]  I don't know if you're for real, Devon, but man.
[00:48:04]  I need that kind of positivity right now, man.
[00:48:06]  Thank you, man.
[00:48:07]  What is this?
[00:48:08]  A group poop with Celtic Brony.
[00:48:10]  Your poop buddy in a Huggy's diaper poop poopy shit.
[00:48:13]  Jesus Christ, can you all stop, man?
[00:48:15]  Please, everybody, just stop, man.
[00:48:18]  Everybody, just stop.
[00:48:22]  Keep dance.
[00:48:23]  Keep dancing for tips.
[00:48:25]  Keep it.
[00:48:26]  Fuck you.
[00:48:28]  God damn it.
[00:48:31]  Keep dancing for tips.
[00:48:34]  Give this to the engineer, but give this to the engineers.
[00:48:39]  The engineer gets paid.
[00:48:40]  Shut up, everybody.
[00:48:41]  Just shut up.
[00:48:42]  Eric, you stop donating.
[00:48:44]  Everybody, you shut up.
[00:48:48]  Keep dancing for tips.
[00:48:50]  I got your fucking tip right here, man.
[00:48:52]  I got your tip right here.
[00:48:55]  15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage and I'll slap your goddamn mother upside her head.
[00:49:03]  You son of a bitch.
[00:49:06]  I can't believe you people that can disrespect me like that.
[00:49:09]  Like I'm some freaking $5 piece of freaking disposable road trash.
[00:49:17]  How dare you, man?
[00:49:19]  Telling me to dance like I'm some kind of stripper in some kind of $5 strip club shitting bananas out of my ass.
[00:49:28]  You pieces of crap.
[00:49:31]  Internet insanity.
[00:49:32]  Yeah, Ghosto, young dog.
[00:49:33]  Yeah, real funny, you ass crack.
[00:49:36]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:49:37]  Real goddamn.
[00:49:38]  Where else?
[00:49:39]  Ghost needs five guys.
[00:49:40]  Let's give him a break.
[00:49:41]  I need him ready for the show with the African booty star.
[00:49:44]  Oh, you know what?
[00:49:46]  You said just shut up, Malachar.
[00:49:47]  I'm sick and tired of hearing from you already.
[00:49:49]  I don't even know who the hell you are.
[00:49:51]  You sit there and shut your mouth already, alright?
[00:49:53]  I'm done, man.
[00:49:54]  I'm done.
[00:49:55]  I'm done.
[00:49:56]  I'm done, man.
[00:49:59]  I'm done, for Christ's sake.
[00:50:00]  What is this?
[00:50:02]  For Christ's sake.
[00:50:04]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:05]  Can you leave that guy alone?
[00:50:06]  All right.
[00:50:07]  Leave his bar alone.
[00:50:09]  All right.
[00:50:10]  Leave that guy's bar alone for Christ's sake, man.
[00:50:14]  Engineer is ghost pimp.
[00:50:16]  Just fuck all of you, man.
[00:50:18]  Just shut the hell up, man.
[00:50:20]  All right.
[00:50:21]  Everybody just shut up.
[00:50:23]  Mackelor eats Jackalar's ass.
[00:50:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:29]  What the hell is this?
[00:50:30]  Is there like internet drama going on now to text-to-speech?
[00:50:35]  We got internet drama.
[00:50:37]  Don't start internet drama on text-to-speech assholes.
[00:50:40]  Come on, that's the last thing we want.
[00:50:44]  Good God, man.
[00:50:45]  TTS martial law.
[00:50:48]  Get Engineer to initiate chatroom martial law and try to stop TTS, please.
[00:50:54]  You don't understand, man.
[00:50:55]  That's what makes my show interactive.
[00:50:59]  You understand that?
[00:51:00]  That's what makes the show.
[00:51:02]  My 11-year internet broadcasting career consisted of interactivity.
[00:51:07]  I don't think you people understand that.
[00:51:10]  I don't think that you people understand that.
[00:51:15]  For Christ's sake, man.
[00:51:17]  This is what my internet broadcasting career consisted of.
[00:51:22]  And I don't think you people are understanding.
[00:51:25]  I don't think that you people are understanding, you pieces of crap.
[00:51:28]  Start understanding.
[00:51:34]  For Christ's sake.
[00:51:35]  Captain Marvel, bad feminist.
[00:51:38]  Let me tell you something.
[00:51:41]  This is where we're going.
[00:51:42]  This is where we're headed.
[00:51:43]  I don't even know why you're getting me.
[00:51:45]  Even the trolls at Belgad think you're a crybaby ghost.
[00:51:49]  Shame.
[00:51:50]  Hey, hey, asshole.
[00:51:51]  I'm not a crybaby.
[00:51:52]  All right.
[00:51:53]  I'm just being cyberbullied right now.
[00:51:55]  And everybody listening to it.
[00:51:58]  11 years of what?
[00:51:59]  11 years of an internet broadcasting career is what I've done.
[00:52:04]  11 years an internet broadcasting career is what I've done.
[00:52:09]  All right.
[00:52:10]  Don't you understand that, you sack of crap?
[00:52:14]  True adult diaper radio.
[00:52:16]  I just want my respect.
[00:52:17]  That's all I'm asking from each and every one of you.
[00:52:21]  That's all I'm asking for each and every one of you.
[00:52:24]  All my hair is gone.
[00:52:27]  Son of a bitch.
[00:52:28]  All my hair is gone.
[00:52:31]  Shut up.
[00:52:32]  Shut up, you son of a bitch.
[00:52:35]  I'm not bald.
[00:52:37]  All right, I'm not bald.
[00:52:40]  Stupid, man.
[00:52:45]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:48]  I can't believe I'm not even choking around.
[00:52:50]  52 minutes into this broadcast.
[00:52:52]  This is all it's been on a Black Jack Faller Friday.
[00:52:56]  This is all it's been.
[00:52:58]  This is all it's been.
[00:53:03]  I gotta keep drinking, man.
[00:53:04]  I'm sorry.
[00:53:05]  I gotta keep drinking, man.
[00:53:06]  11 years of stuff.
[00:53:08]  Shut up, man.
[00:53:09]  Listen, I don't appreciate this idea that I'm some kind of a $5 whore on Nickel Knight over here dancing for you to throw freaking money at me, you saxotroll terrorist cyber vermin crap.
[00:53:23]  I don't like that.
[00:53:25]  11 years of irrelevancy, you son of a bitch.
[00:53:28]  I used to be somebody.
[00:53:29]  Google me.
[00:53:31]  Google me.
[00:53:33]  You son of a bitch.
[00:53:36]  Oh, God.
[00:53:38]  How's it going?
[00:53:40]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
[00:53:43]  What is this?
[00:53:44]  Ghost, just disable TTS and use the YouTube chat to make it interactive.
[00:53:48]  Come on.
[00:53:48]  I mean, what are you talking about, man?
[00:53:50]  I mean, this is interactivity, man.
[00:53:53]  This is interactivity.
[00:53:55]  What are you talking about?
[00:53:56]  Take your fucking clothes off slut and get on your knees, you dirty boy.
[00:54:01]  Then I want you to play with that microphone and turn up the volume and moan into it.
[00:54:05]  Screw you!
[00:54:07]  Screw you!
[00:54:14]  I'm not a whore!
[00:54:17]  Respect is earned, not through being a shuffling goblin for throwing easy fits.
[00:54:20]  No!
[00:54:21]  11 years of internet broadcasting!
[00:54:23]  You respect me!
[00:54:25]  You respect me!
[00:54:27]  God damn it!
[00:54:28]  You all respect me!
[00:54:31]  Even Tonka saw his better.
[00:54:33]  Yeah, shut up, alright?
[00:54:34]  Just shut up.
[00:54:35]  Shut up.
[00:54:36]  Shut up!
[00:54:37]  Shut up!
[00:54:38]  All you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermins, shut up!
[00:54:45]  You people are driving me to drink.
[00:54:47]  You all know this, right?
[00:54:48]  All this compound cyberbullying that you people have done over and over and over.
[00:54:56]  It's driving me to drink for Christ's sake, man.
[00:55:01]  And shut up, the $2 for no.
[00:55:03]  Go shut up.
[00:55:04]  Shut up.
[00:55:05]  No, shut up.
[00:55:06]  Burn in hell, you Zionist shitboard.
[00:55:08]  Oh, God.
[00:55:09]  Shut up.
[00:55:10]  What are you talking about?
[00:55:11]  I deserve all the respect, man.
[00:55:14]  I've given you my heart and my soul.
[00:55:19]  I've given you my heart and soul, man.
[00:55:21]  11 years of internet broadcasting career.
[00:55:25]  11 years.
[00:55:29]  Oh, God.
[00:55:32]  No, shit, man.
[00:55:33]  I should have won the shorty awards back in 2011.
[00:55:37]  Y'all remember that?
[00:55:40]  Y'all remember that?
[00:55:42]  Ghost first Jew hooker.
[00:55:44]  Go shove it up your fucking.
[00:55:47]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[00:55:49]  We love you, ghost.
[00:55:51]  Delicious tears.
[00:55:52]  Oh, delicious tears, huh, Nicker?
[00:55:55]  Huh?
[00:55:55]  Huh?
[00:55:56]  You think it's funny?
[00:55:57]  It's not funny.
[00:55:59]  Money doesn't bring happiness.
[00:56:01]  Capitalist hambone whore tears do.
[00:56:04]  I'm not crying.
[00:56:05]  Shut up.
[00:56:06]  I'm not crying, all of you on the internet.
[00:56:08]  Just shut your stupid staking holes.
[00:56:10]  I'm not crying.
[00:56:12]  Oh, God, you're making me belch, man.
[00:56:14]  Just stop.
[00:56:14]  I'm not crying.
[00:56:16]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:56:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:19]  Order Ghost of Pizza.
[00:56:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:21]  Go shove it up your ass, man.
[00:56:24]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:56:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:28]  I need some goddamn more beer, man.
[00:56:30]  I need some goddamn more beer.
[00:56:32]  You going through mass holes on the goddamn internet?
[00:56:35]  You sick, demented internet people are driving me to drink.
[00:56:40]  If you're listening to the sound of my voice, I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:56:43]  11 years of man screaming.
[00:56:45]  Fuck you, man.
[00:56:46]  Fuck you.
[00:56:46]  Listen to me.
[00:56:47]  If you're listening to the sound of my voice and you're getting any kind of gratification of the cyberbullying that I'm enduring right now, then you are complicit.
[00:57:00]  You are complicit.
[00:57:02]  Do you understand me?
[00:57:06]  You are complicit.
[00:57:09]  Silence is consent.
[00:57:14]  I can't believe you people take any kind of gratification from this, man.
[00:57:21]  And I want to talk about something.
[00:57:22]  Since somebody brought it up in text and speech, I want to talk about it.
[00:57:26]  I should have won the Shorty Awards in 2011.
[00:57:30]  And everybody knows it.
[00:57:32]  We don't care.
[00:57:34]  WE DON'T GET THE F*** Hey Ghost, just couldn't pay your rent.
[00:57:43]  I know how hard it is for 2-bit whores like yourself to find solid and safe housing.
[00:57:49]  Go shove it up, your ass, all right?
[00:57:51]  Shut up.
[00:57:53]  Shut up.
[00:57:54]  Shut up, whore.
[00:57:56]  Stop calling me a fucking whore.
[00:58:07]  SHUT UP!
[00:58:10]  Say my name, you $3 whore.
[00:58:12]  Listen, shut this crap up.
[00:58:14]  Stop calling me a goddamn whore.
[00:58:17]  Bully for God.
[00:58:18]  SHUT UP! Just shut up right now, we're all in this fuckin' broadcast!
[00:58:41]  And I'm not joking!
[00:58:43]  I'm not joking!
[00:58:46]  Cucked by Not Sam.
[00:58:47]  Now shut up!
[00:58:49]  Shut up!
[00:58:49]  I beat Not Sam!
[00:58:51]  That's why they eliminated the radio category in 2011, and you know it!
[00:58:57]  Bend over for me, you fucking.
[00:59:03]  Everybody just shut up, man.
[00:59:04]  Seriously, everybody, just shut the fuck up.
[00:59:07]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:59:11]  And I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:59:13]  I'm sorry, but you're listening.
[00:59:16]  You're listening to the cyberbullying, man.
[00:59:22]  Ghost Pimp!
[00:59:23]  Shut the fuck up, or I'll slap the shit out of you.
[00:59:25]  Ghost Pimp!
[00:59:26]  I'm not- I don't have no fucking pimp!
[00:59:28]  Shut up!
[00:59:31]  Fucking asshole!
[00:59:36]  Talkie talkie?
[00:59:38]  What the hell is that?
[00:59:38]  Shut up, man!
[00:59:40]  Listen to me!
[00:59:41]  Stop!
[00:59:42]  Stop calling me a whore!
[00:59:44]  I'm not a $5 whore on Nickel Knight!
[00:59:46]  I'm not a $5 whore, so shut up!
[00:59:51]  Hey, ghost, want to get dinner tonight with me and Torchies Tacos?
[00:59:55]  I think Torchies is a bunch of freaking hipster freaking loving cultural appropriation bunch of shit.
[01:00:02]  Alright?
[01:00:03]  Alright, just sit there and shut up.
[01:00:05]  Alright, just sit there and shut your stupid stinking freaking holes for Christ's sake, man.
[01:00:12]  Still in a wheelchair.
[01:00:14]  Shut the freak up.
[01:00:15]  I'm not in a wheelchair.
[01:00:16]  Listen, I'm not kidding.
[01:00:19]  This is the beginning of the second hour of the ghost show, episode 20, goddamn one.
[01:00:25]  Episode 21.
[01:00:30]  I like a screaming whore.
[01:00:32]  Fucking asshole, you're a shit.
[01:00:33]  Shut up!
[01:00:33]  I don't want that!
[01:00:35]  Damn it!
[01:00:36]  Shut up!
[01:00:39]  Come on, the show must go on.
[01:00:41]  Now bend over.
[01:00:43]  Shut up, man!
[01:00:44]  Stop fucking referring to me like some $5 whore!
[01:00:50]  I genuinely appreciate the insight into the financial markets you give.
[01:00:54]  I hope so, man.
[01:00:55]  I have made a good deal of money both from your stock and crypto advice.
[01:00:59]  I hope so, man.
[01:01:02]  I hope so, man.
[01:01:03]  Jason DeLian Ghost.
[01:01:05]  He's a complete lol.
[01:01:07]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:01:13]  Bukaki for a three or fuck fucking.
[01:01:17]  Listen, I'm not kidding, man.
[01:01:19]  I'm not kidding.
[01:01:20]  I'm going to freaking end this goddamn broadcast if you keep this freaking up.
[01:01:24]  Hi, Ellie Coaster.
[01:01:27]  What the hell is that?
[01:01:28]  Hi, Ellie Coastler.
[01:01:29]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to be, man.
[01:01:32]  I'm not kidding.
[01:01:34]  I'm not kidding, man.
[01:01:35]  But I shouldn't even be putting this, man.
[01:01:38]  All right?
[01:01:40]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:01:43]  Oh, God.
[01:01:45]  Jesus.
[01:01:50]  Oh, God.
[01:01:51]  What is this?
[01:01:52]  Since you're finally embracing what you are as a $5 whore, how much for the- Shut up, man!
[01:01:57]  Stop calling me a whore!
[01:01:59]  Shut up!
[01:02:00]  Do we need to provide the spoon ourselves, or do you use your own?
[01:02:05]  I'm gonna end this goddamn broadcast, man.
[01:02:07]  I'm not kidding.
[01:02:09]  Turn off TTS.
[01:02:11]  Listen, I'm thinking about turning off the whole goddamn show.
[01:02:15]  That's what I'm thinking about.
[01:02:18]  I'm thinking about turning off the whole goddamn show.
[01:02:22]  John Conquest.
[01:02:24]  Time for the markets.
[01:02:27]  Stop doing my show, man.
[01:02:30]  Come on, stop doing my god!
[01:02:32]  With a percentage increase of 0.31%.
[01:02:35]  I can't do this anymore, man.
[01:02:37]  Everyone's favorite part of the show is radio grits.
[01:02:43]  I'm not kidding, man.
[01:02:44]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:02:45]  I'm gonna end this freaking broadcast.

=== End This Freaking Broadcast Now (15:22) ===

[01:02:48]  Your show belongs to the trolls.
[01:02:50]  We run this shit now, old man.
[01:02:52]  Shut your trap and accept this future.
[01:02:55]  The show belongs to me, you assholes!
[01:02:57]  It's the ghost show!
[01:03:01]  It's the ghost show, you son of a bitch!
[01:03:04]  It's not the troll show!
[01:03:06]  It's the ghost show!
[01:03:09]  It's the goddamn ghost!
[01:03:15]  God!
[01:03:16]  Do it!
[01:03:22]  It's the ghost show!
[01:03:26]  This show!
[01:03:28]  This show doesn't belong to you, trolls.
[01:03:31]  No!
[01:03:32]  No!
[01:03:33]  Not!
[01:03:37]  Do it!
[01:03:40]  God!
[01:03:40]  Ghost, if you're not gonna do the show, can you at least let us hear the text-to-speech lady?
[01:03:46]  Shut up, Boke!
[01:03:47]  That's not helping you!
[01:03:48]  Shut up, Boat!
[01:03:49]  I thought you were gonna be able to do that!
[01:03:52]  I thought you were cool with me, Bo.
[01:03:54]  Why are you freaking?
[01:03:56]  Nobody cares, man.
[01:03:58]  Nobody cares.
[01:03:59]  Nobody gives a crap, man.
[01:04:01]  Nobody gives a crap.
[01:04:04]  What a Black Jack Baller Friday, man.
[01:04:06]  This is supposed to be episode 21, man.
[01:04:10]  It's a Black Jack Baller Friday.
[01:04:12]  The horror show.
[01:04:14]  Shut up!
[01:04:16]  Shut up with the horror trolls.
[01:04:17]  I'm not joking.
[01:04:18]  Shut up.
[01:04:20]  THE HORSE SHOW AGAIN!
[01:04:23]  Damn it, cut the hell out of- COSTARING MRS. GHOST, FUCK YOU, MAN!
[01:04:37]  SHUT UP!
[01:04:39]  Shut up.
[01:04:41]  Shut the hell up.
[01:04:44]  Oh, my God.
[01:04:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:04:47]  Streamlabs, customers, support.
[01:04:49]  What the hell are you doing?
[01:04:53]  Oh, shut up, man.
[01:04:54]  Prostitution is a radio.
[01:04:55]  Shut up, and by the way, Streamlabs.
[01:05:00]  Streamlabs is a bunch of social justice warrior pieces of crap.
[01:05:07]  Blackjack, more like my black, shoved 12 inches up your body.
[01:05:10]  Oh, shut up, you pervert.
[01:05:12]  Just shut up.
[01:05:14]  Just shut up.
[01:05:16]  Yes.
[01:05:18]  And Malachar, I don't even know who the hell you are, but you better shut your stupid damn troll terrorist ass up, man.
[01:05:24]  I'm not kidding.
[01:05:26]  I'm not kidding, man.
[01:05:31]  I shouldn't have to be pulling that.
[01:05:33]  I shouldn't have to be putting up with this, man.
[01:05:37]  I word eye purs.
[01:05:39]  What the hell is that?
[01:05:41]  Listen, I'm done.
[01:05:43]  All right, everybody.
[01:05:44]  I'm really, I'm done, man.
[01:05:45]  I'm gonna end this broadcast if you sons of bitches continue to cyberbully, man.
[01:05:50]  I deserve more respect than this.
[01:05:53]  I deserve more respect than this.
[01:05:55]  And everybody who's listening to this broadcast knows it, man.
[01:06:00]  And let me tell you something.
[01:06:01]  If you're getting any kind of gratification from the cyberbullying that I'm being subjected to, then you are complicit.
[01:06:10]  You are complicit, man.
[01:06:14]  Silence is consent.
[01:06:18]  Remember that in your conscience.
[01:06:20]  Remember that in your conscience.
[01:06:23]  Silence is consent.
[01:06:28]  Oh god.
[01:06:30]  Buy whore?
[01:06:32]  Fucking yes, I got that.
[01:06:34]  I'm not gonna do it.
[01:06:40]  You don't care.
[01:06:41]  We don't care, huh?
[01:06:46]  We don't care, huh?
[01:06:48]  Buy whore, huh?
[01:06:51]  Son of a bitch!
[01:06:55]  I'm gonna end this broadcast.
[01:06:57]  I'm not joking.
[01:06:59]  So, what are your rates?
[01:07:02]  Shut up, double-dip wife show.
[01:07:04]  Shut up, stop donating.
[01:07:07]  Shut up and dance, monkey.
[01:07:09]  I'm nobody's monkey.
[01:07:11]  I'm nobody's whore.
[01:07:12]  Don't you understand that?
[01:07:14]  I'm not.
[01:07:15]  Stop it.
[01:07:17]  Turn of the broadcast.
[01:07:18]  This show is trash.
[01:07:20]  Turn off TTS or stop fucking.
[01:07:22]  Shut up, Bob, Felicia, man.
[01:07:24]  I'm not joking, man.
[01:07:25]  Everybody's just shut up.
[01:07:26]  Then end it.
[01:07:27]  Don't tempt me.
[01:07:29]  Then end it, fruitcake.
[01:07:30]  Don't tempt me, because I'll end it.
[01:07:33]  I'll end this goddamn bowler Friday, man.
[01:07:38]  A whore always consents.
[01:07:41]  A whore, you son of a bitch.
[01:07:46]  Some of my funnest memories of that show was when Ghost delivered actual substance and being able to talk with Ghost without shelling out $300.
[01:07:56]  Those were the good days.
[01:07:57]  What were your favorite memories of your broadcasts?
[01:08:00]  Oh, God, Boke.
[01:08:01]  Why are you doing it, man?
[01:08:03]  Why are you doing it?
[01:08:05]  End the show, whore.
[01:08:07]  Oh, shut up.
[01:08:08]  Stop calling me a whore.
[01:08:09]  Shut up.
[01:08:10]  I mean it.
[01:08:11]  I'll end it.
[01:08:13]  I'll end it for Christ's sake, man.
[01:08:15]  See you Friday for five drinks.
[01:08:18]  See you Friday for five drinks.
[01:08:20]  And shut the fuck.
[01:08:21]  Just shut your stupid smelly hole up, man.
[01:08:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:25]  I'm so sick of you, trolls, man.
[01:08:28]  I'm so sick of you, elongated, foreskin, having anal cheese-loving, bad period, smelling, paws, hole, sniffing, yeast infection, loving pieces of crap.
[01:08:40]  I'm so sick of you people.
[01:08:42]  It makes me sick.
[01:08:43]  It makes me sick thinking about how sick you people make me, man.
[01:08:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:51]  I feel like throwing up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma for Christ's sake, man.
[01:09:03]  I can't believe that this is what you've done to me on this blackjack bowler Friday.
[01:09:09]  Do you understand that?
[01:09:11]  You understand that?
[01:09:13]  I can't believe that this is what you sons of bitches have done to me.
[01:09:17]  I have production notes!
[01:09:19]  Right freaking here, assholes!
[01:09:22]  I want to talk about the markets!
[01:09:24]  I'd buy that for a dollar!
[01:09:27]  I agree with Boat Oive, you fucking asshole!
[01:09:30]  You damn son of bitch!
[01:09:33]  Shut up, man!
[01:09:34]  I've got you!
[01:09:36]  Fucking son of a bitch!
[01:09:38]  I'm not kidding around, man!
[01:09:40]  You all think I'm kidding!
[01:09:42]  You all think I'm kidding!
[01:09:43]  Then I'm gonna go and end this broadcast, you all think I'm not kidding!
[01:09:48]  I'll do it!
[01:09:50]  I'll do it!
[01:09:53]  Stop donating, you sons of bitches!
[01:09:55]  And stop trolling my show!
[01:09:58]  Stop donating!
[01:10:00]  And stop trolling my show, man!
[01:10:03]  Oh!
[01:10:06]  What do you want, Anonymous?
[01:10:08]  To be honest, I kind of miss Obama.
[01:10:10]  Why?!
[01:10:11]  Ghost had the urgency to get on the microphone to deliver actual substance.
[01:10:15]  Oh god, what are you talking about?!
[01:10:17]  What do we have?
[01:10:18]  A man-child raking in sheckles by throwing hissy fits.
[01:10:22]  They're trolling my show, Anonymous.
[01:10:25]  What are you talking about?
[01:10:26]  Controlling my show!
[01:10:27]  When you start gaming, what are going to be some of the games you'd be willing to play?
[01:10:32]  I'd be down to play some games online.
[01:10:34]  Let me tell you something, Diva.
[01:10:35]  Hold on, let me catch my breath.
[01:10:36]  I'm getting a better PC for myself.
[01:10:38]  Anyways, I gotta get it.
[01:10:39]  Catch my breath.
[01:10:39]  I'm getting a badass gaming computer, Devon, I'm not even joking around, man.
[01:10:44]  I'm getting an i9, 64 gigabyte of RAM, pre-recorded ghost show.
[01:10:50]  Shut up, man.
[01:10:51]  I'm getting the best of the best computers, man.
[01:10:53]  I'm gonna start gaming, and I'm gonna start owning your troll asses out there, man.
[01:10:57]  Hey, ghosts.
[01:10:58]  I'm not curious.
[01:10:58]  I'm not sure if I paid good money for you to spank me.
[01:11:01]  You're not reading the news, so roll up.
[01:11:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:04]  Christ, go shove it up your ass, man.
[01:11:07]  Go shove it up.
[01:11:08]  You just wait.
[01:11:09]  I'm telling all you trolls right now, man.
[01:11:12]  When I get the goddamn freaking computer, it's coming in, man.
[01:11:16]  It's going to come in soon enough, man.
[01:11:18]  This is state of the art.
[01:11:19]  VR ready, 4K ready.
[01:11:22]  Everything.
[01:11:23]  That's going to get everything.
[01:11:24]  I'm going to whoop your asses.
[01:11:26]  I'm going to start game training.
[01:11:29]  All right.
[01:11:29]  I'm going to start gaming training.
[01:11:32]  And then when I get good, I'm going to whoop your goddamn asses for Christ's sake, man.
[01:11:36]  All right.
[01:11:37]  I'm not kidding.
[01:11:38]  I-9, baby.
[01:11:40]  64 gigabytes of RAM, baby.
[01:11:42]  All right.
[01:11:43]  NVIDIA Card 1080, baby.
[01:11:47]  You understand that?
[01:11:52]  Oh, yeah.
[01:11:52]  Ghost is a feels bad man.
[01:11:54]  I'm not a feels bad man.
[01:11:56]  All right.
[01:11:56]  Sit there and shut up.
[01:11:57]  You just wait.
[01:11:58]  All right.
[01:11:59]  You just wait until I get this ultimate computer, man.
[01:12:03]  The ultimate computer, you son of a bitch.
[01:12:06]  And once I start gaming streaming, I'm going to own you and I'm going to own you on video, you sex of crap.
[01:12:11]  All right?
[01:12:13]  I'm ho-Ted Furler.
[01:12:15]  I'm not going to.
[01:12:16]  I'm not going to say that.
[01:12:19]  True man-child rage rating.
[01:12:21]  Just shut up and stop donating.
[01:12:24]  All right.
[01:12:24]  I'm not kidding.
[01:12:25]  Stop freaking donating, man.
[01:12:28]  Can you install me on your 486 Win 98 CE Clinton Edition PC?
[01:12:33]  Son of a bitch.
[01:12:34]  If you knew any better, 486s couldn't run Windows 98.
[01:12:37]  It could only run Windows 3.0.
[01:12:41]  486 was, you know, a Cyrix-based processor.
[01:12:46]  It wouldn't be able to handle Windows 98, you sara-sack of crap.
[01:12:50]  All right?
[01:12:52]  And I know, I know, the shekel scramble.
[01:12:54]  Just shove it up your ass, man.
[01:12:57]  You think that I enjoy being besmirched, being belittled, disrespected, my family being talked about?
[01:13:04]  You know, people that are sitting over here wanting me dead.
[01:13:07]  You think that I enjoy this?
[01:13:09]  You think that I'm enjoying this troll terrorism and cyber verminism?
[01:13:13]  You all think that I'm enjoying this goddamn cyber bullying for Christ's sake?
[01:13:18]  You people are smoking crack if you think that, man.
[01:13:21]  You people are smoking goddamn crack.
[01:13:24]  And while y'all are smoking crack, I'm going to go ahead and drink some beer.
[01:13:28]  All right.
[01:13:28]  I'm going to drink some beer and fill myself up with some piss and fury and start laying some goddamn digital backhands, I Turner style on you, sons of bitches.
[01:13:38]  Yes, we do.
[01:13:39]  Shove it up, your ass, all right?
[01:13:42]  Go shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pie hole for Christ's sake, man.
[01:13:46]  All right, nobody cares, all right?
[01:13:49]  Good God, Jesus Christ.
[01:13:55]  Let me go ahead and continue boozing here, all right?
[01:13:58]  Obama PC, I got your Obama PC, you son of a bitch.
[01:14:02]  I don't have an Obama PC.
[01:14:05]  All right, I don't have an Obama PC, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:14:09]  Go shove up your ass.
[01:14:12]  Look, somebody in the chat room said, hey, I run two 1080s on the PCI.
[01:14:18]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[01:14:18]  What are you mining?
[01:14:20]  You better be mining something for that crap.
[01:14:22]  You did.
[01:14:22]  I would have been proud of that.
[01:14:24]  That would have lifted a lighter man clean off his chair.
[01:14:27]  What the hell are you talking about, Rodney Rudge?
[01:14:29]  Shut up.
[01:14:29]  Let me drink my beer.
[01:14:31]  Get filled with piss and fury, baby.
[01:14:33]  All right?
[01:14:33]  And then I'm going to start giving you assholes some digital backhands, Ike Turner style, and you'll just be sitting there like Tina Turner like this.
[01:14:41]  This is what you sons of bitches will be doing.
[01:14:47]  That's what you sons of bitches will be doing, man.
[01:14:50]  So sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:14:52]  I'm starting to be filled with piss and fury.
[01:14:54]  I'm starting to get a little buzz going on, and I'm not going to sit here and take any of this garbage from any of you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[01:15:02]  All right?
[01:15:02]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[01:15:11]  Oh, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:15:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:15:14]  Chugging beers, baby.
[01:15:15]  I'm guzzling down beers more than Steve Austin while he's gipping himself to the goddamn ring during his heyday, baby.
[01:15:23]  You understand that?
[01:15:23]  I'm guzzling down more beer than that son of a bitch.
[01:15:27]  And the reason I'm doing this is because of you.
[01:15:31]  It's because of you, people.
[01:15:35]  I buy that.
[01:15:36]  Obama Studio gay officer.
[01:15:39]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[01:15:40]  All right.
[01:15:40]  Go shove it up your clogged up colon pipe.
[01:15:43]  All right?
[01:15:44]  Good God.
[01:15:47]  You see, now you're making me belch.
[01:15:50]  Now you son of a bitches are making me belch for Christ's sake.
[01:15:58]  I buy that for us.
[01:16:00]  Hey, it's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[01:16:02]  Hey, ghost.
[01:16:03]  If you need a sidekick to face against the trolls, you can add me and the engineer together and we can make the coolest badass group.
[01:16:09]  And we'll dominate these trolls together.
[01:16:12]  Uh-oh.
[01:16:12]  All for one and one for all.
[01:16:14]  Uh-oh, look at Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:16:18]  Ghost drinks Nickelob Ultra.
[01:16:20]  Oh, go shove it up, your ass ghost is a sissy drinker.
[01:16:23]  I don't drink Mickelobe Ultra.
[01:16:24]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:26]  I mean, that stuff doesn't even get you drunk, all right?
[01:16:29]  I mean, I get the stuff that's at least 5% or 5.5% alcohol by volume or more.
[01:16:36]  Do you understand me?
[01:16:38]  I drink the kind of stuff that fills you with piss and fury and inspires you to go out and make some bad decisions.
[01:16:44]  And let me tell you something.
[01:16:46]  Whenever I'm filled with piss and fury, you know what I like to do sometimes?
[01:16:49]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:16:51]  You want to know what I like to do?
[01:16:52]  I like to go to a bar.
[01:16:54]  is this man child to surpass Caillou's temper to Caillou! Caillou!
[01:17:01]  I can't believe you son of a bitches were even watching that Fruit Bowl Social Justice Warrior PBS show for Christ's sake.
[01:17:09]  Yeah, I'm a bald kid and I'm a soft kid.
[01:17:12]  I don't know if I'm woman or a man.
[01:17:16]  They call me Kai.
[01:17:18]  I didn't even know if that was a female kid, a male kid, a cancer victim.
[01:17:22]  I don't even know what the hell that was for Christ's sake.
[01:17:25]  But I can tell you something.
[01:17:26]  You know, when Jerry Falwell, remember the great, you know, God rest his soul, Jerry Falwell, when he made the accusation that the teletubbies were trying to subliminally throw gay suggestions in the heads in the minds of young children.
[01:17:42]  I completely agree with that.
[01:17:44]  All you got to do is look at Caillou, for Christ's sake.
[01:17:47]  Are you kidding me?
[01:17:48]  I mean, did you see those Fruit Bowl parents that Caillou had?
[01:17:52]  Hi, Caillou.
[01:17:53]  You know, I know that you want to get a little bit rambunctious, but let me explain something to you, Caillou.
[01:17:59]  You can't get rambunctious.
[01:18:00]  And if you do, we're going to have to take your little blankie away, okay?
[01:18:05]  I mean, this is stupid.
[01:18:06]  This is ridiculous and pathetic.

=== Caillou And Mashed Potato Nostalgia (08:54) ===

[01:18:10]  And I'm telling you right now, I believe what Jerry Falwell said back then, and I believe it now.
[01:18:16]  This was subliminal influence of homosexuality to children, and I'm sick of it.
[01:18:21]  All right?
[01:18:22]  I'm not joking.
[01:18:25]  Now, you know, some of you may accuse me of going back to my true conservative days in that regard, but just take a look at modern-day society right now.
[01:18:34]  All right, take a look at modern-day society right now.
[01:18:40]  Three bucks.
[01:18:42]  Three buck hoe inspires sobriety.
[01:18:46]  Listen, I'm not joking around.
[01:18:48]  I really don't appreciate you people sitting here calling me some kind of three or five dollar whore on Nickel Knight, man.
[01:18:53]  I really don't appreciate it one bit.
[01:18:55]  All right.
[01:18:56]  Now, I'm glad I'm a little drunk and I feel a little better now.
[01:19:00]  What is this fake jackler?
[01:19:02]  We only know about that show because they featured it on Queer Kid Stuff.
[01:19:06]  Really?
[01:19:07]  Great YouTube channel.
[01:19:08]  Check it out.
[01:19:09]  Wait a minute.
[01:19:10]  I didn't know that.
[01:19:11]  I didn't know that.
[01:19:12]  I just, I remember it being on the television when the grandchildren were, you know, ever, you know, came by and they were watching some of the PBS broadcast and it was Kai You.
[01:19:24]  I don't know if I'm a cancer kid.
[01:19:26]  I don't know if I'm male or female, but I know I'm Kaiu.
[01:19:32]  And then they had that Aardvark.
[01:19:34]  Remember that Ardvark?
[01:19:35]  What the hell was that about?
[01:19:36]  A freaking Arthur?
[01:19:37]  Remember Arthur?
[01:19:39]  That Aardvark?
[01:19:40]  What the hell was that about, for Christ's sake, man?
[01:19:43]  I mean, was that the subliminal Cosby family?
[01:19:48]  Well, what is that?
[01:19:50]  Fertin Maface.
[01:19:52]  Ferton Mafe.
[01:19:53]  I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
[01:19:55]  But anyway, listen.
[01:19:57]  I mean, I remember that whole lineup.
[01:20:00]  I remember that whole lineup.
[01:20:01]  I mean, as a matter of fact, let's go even further than that.
[01:20:03]  I mean, let's go back to, remember those Australian guys?
[01:20:08]  Remember those Australian guys that would get together and sing songs together?
[01:20:15]  What was their names?
[01:20:15]  What was their names, for Christ's sake?
[01:20:18]  Rodney Roode.
[01:20:21]  I saw you.
[01:20:21]  Oh, no, shoving up your ass.
[01:20:23]  And you were standing at the front with a fag and fuck all to do.
[01:20:26]  What the hell?
[01:20:26]  That's a goddamn lie.
[01:20:28]  Shut the hell up.
[01:20:30]  Shut the hell up.
[01:20:31]  That's a goddamn lie, Rodney Roode.
[01:20:33]  All right.
[01:20:34]  But why PBS kids, though?
[01:20:37]  You don't understand, man.
[01:20:38]  I mean, that's what kids were watching.
[01:20:40]  PBS Kids, the Nickelodeon Kids Network.
[01:20:44]  I mean, y'all remember, what were those?
[01:20:47]  What was that?
[01:20:48]  Those Australians.
[01:20:49]  You remember those Australians that would sing that song?
[01:20:52]  Hot potato, Potato, potato, potato.
[01:21:02]  Mash banana, mashed Banana, banana, banana.
[01:21:12]  Oh, the wiggles.
[01:21:13]  Yeah, those guys.
[01:21:15]  I remember those guys.
[01:21:17]  All right.
[01:21:18]  I remember those guys, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:20]  They're from Australia.
[01:21:22]  Ghost is scaring.
[01:21:23]  Why am I scaring you, man?
[01:21:25]  All right.
[01:21:26]  I got grandchildren.
[01:21:27]  I was exposed to this, man.
[01:21:30]  All right.
[01:21:31]  I mean, you got to know what your grandchildren are looking at, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:34]  That's why I suggested that Caillou, if you want my personal opinion, was a little bit on the social justice warrior side.
[01:21:40]  You didn't know what gender Caillou was.
[01:21:43]  And I always thought he was like a cancer victim.
[01:21:45]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:21:46]  I thought he was a cancer victim.
[01:21:47]  And that's why everybody was treating him so delicate, man.
[01:21:49]  Like, hi, Caillou.
[01:21:52]  Don't worry about that.
[01:21:53]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:21:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:21:57]  Anyway, I'm not going autistic.
[01:21:59]  Shut up, all right?
[01:22:01]  Shut up.
[01:22:02]  I'm not going autistic for Christ's sake.
[01:22:04]  I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to bring up some of the things from the past that the grandchildren used to watch for Christ's sake.
[01:22:11]  All right.
[01:22:11]  I'm just saying.
[01:22:13]  I'm just goddamn saying for Christ's sake, man.
[01:22:16]  Let me go ahead and drink some more beer here.
[01:22:20]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:22:23]  Expose yourself to shut the hell up.
[01:22:26]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:22:28]  All right.
[01:22:29]  Just go shove it up your ass.
[01:22:30]  All right.
[01:22:31]  Don't you dare go there for Christ's sake.
[01:22:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:22:36]  I'm telling you, I can't believe you people even go there.
[01:22:39]  All right.
[01:22:39]  I can't believe you people would even go there.
[01:22:42]  You people are sick.
[01:22:43]  All right.
[01:22:44]  And now everybody's calling me an autistic man-child in the goddamn chat room because I know about Caillou and Arthur and Mash Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana, Mashed Potato, Potato, Potato, Potato.
[01:23:14]  So anyway, I'm just telling you all.
[01:23:16]  I can't believe you even brought up because some asshole in text-to-speech brought up Caillou, man.
[01:23:22]  I haven't lost it.
[01:23:23]  Shut up for Christ's sake, man.
[01:23:26]  Hot Ghostler, hot ghostal?
[01:23:29]  I don't understand what the hell that means.
[01:23:31]  Stop calling me Ghostler, okay?
[01:23:34]  People are asking in the chat room, have I watched anything?
[01:23:36]  Did I watch Dora the Explorer?
[01:23:41]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:23:42]  I didn't like all that, you know, bilingual stuff.
[01:23:45]  All right.
[01:23:46]  All right.
[01:23:47]  I mean, I'm not joking around.
[01:23:48]  I mean, listen, I didn't stop my grandchildren from watching it, but I would make sure to flip it on Nickelodeon kids or something whenever Dora the Explorer came by.
[01:23:58]  Now, listen, now, don't call me a racist man.
[01:24:02]  All right, don't call me a racist.
[01:24:04]  I'm just saying that, you know, they were just trying to assert this.
[01:24:09]  Like, we're going to go ahead and merge English and Spanish together and call it Spanglish.
[01:24:16]  And I just, I didn't like it, man.
[01:24:18]  I didn't like it.
[01:24:18]  What is it?
[01:24:18]  Caillou does not have cancer.
[01:24:20]  He has a birth defect that makes him bald.
[01:24:22]  Oh, really?
[01:24:23]  Also, how are you not racist if you hate all Canadians and Russians?
[01:24:26]  I don't hate all Canadians.
[01:24:28]  All right.
[01:24:28]  I just hate most Canadians because you Canadian bacon pieces of crap hate Americans, okay?
[01:24:34]  I remember after 9-11, Canadia had a goddamn NHL game, and they were playing the national anthem, and the whole Canadian audience booed right after 9-11.
[01:24:50]  Okay, so I'm just saying that's the only reason why I'm not too friendly with you goddamn Canadians, all right?
[01:24:56]  You people from Canadia, you need to get smacked into reality, okay?
[01:25:00]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:25:01]  And secondly, there's no reason for people are saying I'm racist.
[01:25:05]  Hold on, Chris likes to take his crusty comb-ridden chicken suit into bars.
[01:25:09]  These furries for ghosts, shut up.
[01:25:11]  Listen to me.
[01:25:12]  I'm not joking around.
[01:25:13]  I'm not racist, okay?
[01:25:14]  I mean, I still let my grandchildren watch Dora the Explorer.
[01:25:18]  I just didn't like all the bilingual stuff, man.
[01:25:22]  I didn't like it.
[01:25:23]  What is this?
[01:25:25]  Diary in me chess.
[01:25:27]  Fucking shut the hell up with this crap.
[01:25:30]  Listen.
[01:25:31]  All right.
[01:25:32]  I let my grandchildren watch Dora the Explorer.
[01:25:36]  I don't want you to think that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist, okay?
[01:25:40]  I mean, I remember Dora the Explorer.
[01:25:42]  What was one of her songs?
[01:25:44]  Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack.
[01:25:47]  You know, remember that, remember that, remember that song?
[01:25:49]  Backpack, backpack.
[01:25:51]  But then I would like flip it halfway through the song because she's like going into Spanish.
[01:25:56]  I'm going to Wella's house.
[01:25:57]  And all that.
[01:25:58]  I'm like, well, it's okay.
[01:26:00]  No, it's all right.
[01:26:02]  If I'm going to teach the grandchildren Spang Spanish, I'm going to do it.
[01:26:05]  All right.
[01:26:06]  I'm going to do it.
[01:26:07]  Oh, yeah.
[01:26:08]  And yeah, Pima, I'm the map, So you see, I mean, I let my grandchildren watch Dora the Explorer.
[01:26:20]  Don't call me a racist.
[01:26:23]  Okay, don't call me a racist, man.
[01:26:24]  I'm just saying, I just didn't like the whole bilingual thing.
[01:26:27]  We're going to Wella's house.
[01:26:30]  And Uno, Dos, Traz, Quattro, Leche, and all that crap.
[01:26:36]  I'm not, I didn't like, I'm sorry.
[01:26:38]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:26:40]  I mean, if I'm going to teach shut up, racist whore.
[01:26:45]  Listen, stop calling me a whore.
[01:26:48]  I'm warning you.
[01:26:51]  Stop calling me a whore.
[01:26:52]  So much splice material.
[01:26:56]  Don't suggest it to these sick-minded idiots that are listening, please.
[01:27:00]  All right.
[01:27:00]  I'm just simply stating the truth.
[01:27:03]  Okay?

=== Don't Call Me A Racist Whore (07:54) ===

[01:27:04]  You know, you know, you know what?
[01:27:05]  You know what's a good, you know what was a good one since we're talking about this, since you people are all interested in what I've watched in the past, etc.
[01:27:13]  Y'all remember that little turtle?
[01:27:15]  That little turtle?
[01:27:16]  Hey, there's Franklin.
[01:27:20]  Come out and play.
[01:27:23]  Hey, there's Franklin.
[01:27:26]  I mean, do y'all remember Franklin?
[01:27:28]  I mean, Franklin, now that one was a very happy-go-lucky, you know, a very soft-spoken, you know.
[01:27:36]  Don't forget the fox.
[01:27:39]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:27:42]  What are you talking about?
[01:27:45]  Anyway, I'm just saying Franklin was a, it was a nice, very light-hearted show, and Franklin was a very innocent little turtle kid, you know, and there was, there was all kinds of different animals going on, you know.
[01:27:57]  Hey, there's Franklin.
[01:28:00]  I'm sorry.
[01:28:00]  All right, that's enough, man.
[01:28:02]  I got to drink some more beer.
[01:28:04]  You see what you people are making me go down?
[01:28:07]  It's y'all people.
[01:28:08]  Y'all the ones that are suggesting this crap for Christ's sake, man.
[01:28:12]  Get in my goddamn beer.
[01:28:13]  I need some more beer, man.
[01:28:16]  More goddamn beer.
[01:28:19]  Thomas the Drunken Albin.
[01:28:21]  Shut the hell up.
[01:28:22]  I know what you mean by that, man.
[01:28:23]  It's enough of that crap, all right?
[01:28:26]  That's enough of that.
[01:28:28]  Hey, Ghost, I heard you hired Tonkasaw as your new podcast handicapitalist.
[01:28:32]  I don't even know who the hell Tonkasaw is.
[01:28:34]  I don't even care, all right?
[01:28:36]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:28:38]  I can't believe that I'm talking about cartoons on a freaking blackjack Bowler Friday.
[01:28:43]  Even the goddamn freaking chat room is freaking out.
[01:28:46]  Ghost's favorite TV show.
[01:28:48]  Those are not my favorite TV shows.
[01:28:50]  You want me to be candid about my favorite TV show?
[01:28:53]  Y'all want me to be really candid?
[01:28:54]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:28:56]  It depends on what era that you're talking about because I've lived a long life.
[01:29:00]  Okay, I've lived a long life.
[01:29:02]  So, you know, there's different TV shows that are like in different eras.
[01:29:06]  Okay.
[01:29:07]  So let me explain.
[01:29:09]  Okay, when it comes to like the late 70s and early 80s, I like Three's Company.
[01:29:16]  Come and knock at our door.
[01:29:18]  Come and knock at our door.
[01:29:20]  Take a step at its new.
[01:29:22]  Take a step at it.
[01:29:23]  It's new.
[01:29:24]  With your lovable face and nature, Three's Company, okay?
[01:29:30]  Albin Sex Traffic Door.
[01:29:32]  I'm shut the hell up for Christ's sake, man.
[01:29:35]  Ghost Introduction to Anime.
[01:29:38]  No way, no however.
[01:29:42]  But that was one of my favorite broadcasts and one of my favorite shows is Three's Company.
[01:29:47]  And John Ritter, I want to be honest with you, the most underrated physical comedian of all time, John Ritter.
[01:29:54]  Rest in peace, John Ritter.
[01:29:57]  How about the 90s?
[01:30:00]  Well, let me explain it like this.
[01:30:02]  It was the early 90s.
[01:30:03]  Do y'all remember ABC's TGIF?
[01:30:07]  Remember?
[01:30:07]  It's TGIF.
[01:30:09]  And, you know, it depends on how far back you go with TGIF.
[01:30:13]  Remember, they would start off with full house, and then they would go into family matters.
[01:30:18]  I actually liked family matters, and that should go to show you that I'm not a racist man, okay?
[01:30:26]  Because one of my favorite, I'm not even joking, it was fucking Urkel.
[01:30:29]  I liked Urkel, all right?
[01:30:30]  Urkel, I thought, was a hilarious character until he was like 40 years old and still doing it.
[01:30:36]  But I mean, I thought it was a hilarious character, man.
[01:30:40]  Fucking Urkel.
[01:30:41]  Do the Urkel.
[01:30:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:30:47]  So don't assume you know me.
[01:30:51]  All right.
[01:30:51]  What about Seinfeld?
[01:30:52]  What about Seinfeld, man?
[01:30:53]  I thought Seinfeld was way overrated for Christ's sake.
[01:30:57]  I mean, it was like, okay, I get it.
[01:30:59]  Okay, I get it, I guess.
[01:31:01]  I didn't like Seinfeld at all.
[01:31:03]  I thought Seinfeld wasn't like Seinfeld.
[01:31:07]  I'm sorry.
[01:31:07]  I don't want Seinfeld.
[01:31:08]  Okay.
[01:31:09]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:31:10]  I don't want Seinfeld, man.
[01:31:13]  All right.
[01:31:18]  I think I'm being a little too candid here because I'm drinking.
[01:31:21]  Bye.
[01:31:21]  Bye.
[01:31:22]  You know, hilarious because he's black.
[01:31:25]  Why does them being black have anything to do with it, man?
[01:31:28]  I thought that the Winslows were a great family.
[01:31:32]  Black Ghost.
[01:31:33]  Why?
[01:31:34]  That's the best way to prep your bull before he went to the bottom.
[01:31:36]  Ghost shove it up your ass.
[01:31:37]  Listen, no, no, no.
[01:31:38]  Listen to me, man.
[01:31:39]  I thought that was a great black show.
[01:31:41]  Bo Merchant.
[01:31:45]  Did I watch show like Doctor Who and the Incredible Hulk?
[01:31:49]  No, I didn't.
[01:31:50]  Sorry.
[01:31:50]  Did you watch shows like Doctor Wheel?
[01:31:52]  I did not.
[01:31:52]  I'm sorry.
[01:31:54]  I did not.
[01:31:55]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:31:57]  And listen, I mean, I liked the Winslows.
[01:32:01]  I thought they were a good family.
[01:32:03]  I thought they were a great family, man.
[01:32:05]  That's what families should be.
[01:32:06]  Black, white, Hispandex, you know, Oriental.
[01:32:10]  I mean, that's what they all should be.
[01:32:13]  They should be law-abiding citizens that care about their families.
[01:32:17]  And, you know, that's what the Winslows were all about.
[01:32:20]  It was about the families and the pressures and things that arise, etc.
[01:32:25]  You know, they used to teach lessons in those shows.
[01:32:29]  Now, I don't know what the hell.
[01:32:30]  I don't know what they're teaching anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:32:33]  Have you seen these cartoons nowadays, for heaven's sake?
[01:32:36]  I mean, take a look at Rick and Morty.
[01:32:40]  I'm sorry.
[01:32:41]  I know that people are going to be like, oh, don't talk about Rick and Morty, kid.
[01:32:45]  That's like the greatest thing of all time, man.
[01:32:47]  It makes me pseudo-intellectual.
[01:32:50]  I mean, what is Rick and Morty, man?
[01:32:52]  I mean, honestly, I mean, come on, Maine is all I got to say.
[01:32:55]  And yeah, I mean, when the Seschuan sauce thing came out, I could not believe.
[01:33:02]  I could not believe how many people were out there standing in lines in McDonald's all across the country for some goddamn Seschuan.
[01:33:11]  So I could not believe it.
[01:33:13]  Ghostler, Texas Stranger.
[01:33:15]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:33:16]  I didn't like that.
[01:33:17]  And don't call me Ghostler, first of all.
[01:33:19]  And I didn't like Chuck Norris.
[01:33:21]  I knew he became a meme and all that, but I didn't like Chuck Norris by that time.
[01:33:25]  I liked Chuck Norris when he was fighting Bruce Lee in Kung Fu movies.
[01:33:31]  That's when I liked Chuck Norris.
[01:33:32]  Did y'all know that Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee?
[01:33:35]  Huh?
[01:33:36]  But you didn't know that.
[01:33:37]  Anyway, listen, I'm just simply stating that Pickle Rick and all that, that's just, I mean, what is that?
[01:33:45]  What kind of message is that sending, man?
[01:33:48]  I'm just saying.
[01:33:50]  And I just saw somebody donating the $2.
[01:33:53]  Did you watch Sesame Street?
[01:33:56]  No.
[01:33:58]  Sesame Street, you could tell even back in the 80s that they were talking a lot of social justice warrior crap, while at the same time showing how subtle discrimination is completely okay so long as everybody agrees to it.
[01:34:15]  And what do I mean by that?
[01:34:16]  I'm talking about Oscar the Grouch.
[01:34:19]  Everybody hated Oscar the Grouch.
[01:34:22]  Oscar, you're a grouch.
[01:34:25]  And everybody just pounced on him.
[01:34:28]  He was a piece of trash.
[01:34:29]  He was this.
[01:34:30]  He was that.
[01:34:31]  And it was just like a social contract within Sesame Street to take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on Oscar the Grouch.
[01:34:40]  And I thought it was horrible.
[01:34:41]  So I didn't like, I didn't do Sesame Street.
[01:34:45]  Now, in the 80s, before Sesame Street, or actually, I think it was after Sesame Street, there was a show called 3-2-1 Contact.
[01:34:56]  Y'all remember that?
[01:34:57]  3-2-1 Contact.

=== Everyone Hated Oscar The Grouch (16:14) ===

[01:34:58]  That was actually a pretty good show.
[01:35:00]  That actually taught people something.
[01:35:02]  You know, you actually got something out of it.
[01:35:05]  I'm just saying.
[01:35:06]  I'm just saying.
[01:35:07]  People are asking me about some more.
[01:35:09]  They're asking me about more.
[01:35:11]  What else did I watch?
[01:35:13]  Everybody's all of a sudden curious about what I watched.
[01:35:18]  I'm just saying, man.
[01:35:20]  I mean, you know.
[01:35:22]  No, I did not watch SpongeBob.
[01:35:25]  Absolutely fucking not.
[01:35:28]  Absolutely fucking not.
[01:35:32]  I did not ever, ever watch SpongeBob.
[01:35:37]  I thought SpongeBob, in my opinion, was subliminal pseudo-homosexual.
[01:35:43]  And I think there's a lot of evidence towards that.
[01:35:45]  Okay.
[01:35:46]  I'm just saying.
[01:35:47]  I'm just saying, okay?
[01:35:50]  Good God, man.
[01:35:52]  I'm just saying, Tom and Jerry, you know, I like Tom and Jerry.
[01:35:56]  You know, it just, it wasn't as good as some of the older stuff at that time.
[01:35:59]  I mean, there was Flintstones.
[01:36:01]  I thought Flintstones were very funny.
[01:36:03]  Believe it or not, Flintstones were actually intended for older people.
[01:36:08]  It was an older generation.
[01:36:10]  It was like one of the first family guy-like cartoons that was geared towards adults.
[01:36:16]  This was back in the 60s.
[01:36:19]  If you take a look on YouTube, you're going to find some cigarette companies that used to use Fred and Barney Rubble or Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble to sell cigarettes.
[01:36:31]  So I'm just saying.
[01:36:32]  Tango down, Tango Down Charlie's at the rear.
[01:36:35]  We need a medic now go, go, go, go, you.
[01:36:39]  Don't talk about Vietnam.
[01:36:41]  I'm having a good conversation with the folks here.
[01:36:43]  Don't do that, ghost flashbacks.
[01:36:46]  I'm having a good conversation with the folks here, all right?
[01:36:49]  I'm becoming a man of the people here.
[01:36:52]  I'm becoming a man of the people.
[01:36:56]  Anyway, Tom and Jerry was okay, but like I said, in that same era, I would also go to Flintstones, The Jetsons.
[01:37:04]  I thought the Jetsons were very good, but look, every time I say this, Edgeman, what is this?
[01:37:11]  Yo, Ghostler, have you gotten to the news, markets, and cryptos yet?
[01:37:16]  Listen, obviously, this show, it's a blackjack ball Friday.
[01:37:21]  We've gone down, you know, arenas that I'm sure nobody, whatever, man.
[01:37:26]  Ghost Bob Hambone pants, real funny for the $2.
[01:37:29]  Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
[01:37:32]  The cartoons that you guys are watching, you're not learning anything from them.
[01:37:37]  All right, back in the day, every cartoon that was made back, I mean, I'm even saying like pre-1970, I'd say pre-1970, every cartoon made pre-1970 had some kind of moral principle to it.
[01:37:55]  You understand?
[01:37:57]  Ever see Johnny Quest?
[01:37:58]  That show was awesome.
[01:38:00]  It had a Mike Pence lookalike.
[01:38:01]  Yeah, I know it did.
[01:38:02]  And I wasn't a big Johnny Quest fan.
[01:38:05]  All right.
[01:38:05]  I wasn't a big Johnny Quest fan.
[01:38:07]  But anyway, listen, my favorite cartoons from the era of Tom and Jerry and the Flintstones, Jetsons would have to be the Looney Tunes, man.
[01:38:18]  The Looney Tunes are unbelievably a great animation.
[01:38:23]  And listen, I'm not out here dressing up in cosplay about it, okay?
[01:38:29]  I mean, you have to understand there was a lot of adult themes in the Looney Tunes animation.
[01:38:36]  And it was just, it was unbelievable.
[01:38:39]  I couldn't believe, you know, that they would show this.
[01:38:43]  And people were raising their children on like, you know, Yosemite, Sam, you know, Bugs Bunny, you know, Foghorn Leghorn.
[01:38:54]  What is this?
[01:38:55]  Sesame Street was actually.
[01:38:56]  Sesame Street actually was gay innuendo.
[01:38:59]  The writer for Bird and Ernie was gay and confirmed he wrote them like him and his partner.
[01:39:04]  Now they pretend like their new character is the first homeless one.
[01:39:08]  Oscar getting screwed over by the execs themselves.
[01:39:11]  You know, that is very, you know, ironic that the creator Burton Ernie is now trying to claim that.
[01:39:16]  The original season one of the Flintstones was very explicit before they decided to edit it and ruin everything.
[01:39:22]  And the Jetsons was pretty much like today's society.
[01:39:25]  You're damn right.
[01:39:26]  You know, and you know, the funny part about the Jetsons, it made it look, you know, the Jetsons, they made it look like technocratic totalitarianism was a good thing.
[01:39:37]  You notice that these people couldn't leave their homes unless it was programmed for them to leave their homes.
[01:39:45]  I got to go to work, honey.
[01:39:46]  And the robot was in control of the home, etc.
[01:39:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:39:52]  Ghost is the count in real life.
[01:39:55]  One, two, three.
[01:39:57]  We got three cookies.
[01:39:58]  Yeah, no, that's not me, man.
[01:40:00]  Seems like you're enjoying talking about cartoons.
[01:40:03]  I'll wait for the actual.
[01:40:04]  Hey, asshole to run to shut up.
[01:40:06]  I never will.
[01:40:07]  Shut your ass.
[01:40:08]  I'm talking about cartoons because people in the chat room and people in text to chat are out here fucking wanting to talk about it.
[01:40:18]  Don't be sitting over here getting down my goddamn throat here.
[01:40:21]  All right.
[01:40:22]  Shut your mouth.
[01:40:24]  All right.
[01:40:25]  I'm trying to interact with people here, son of a bitch.
[01:40:31]  Anyway, South Park, I want to be honest with you.
[01:40:33]  South Park, one of the most overrated fucking pieces of fucking animated garbage ever to exist.
[01:40:41]  All right.
[01:40:42]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:40:43]  You know that the freaking South Park was not even created in actual animation.
[01:40:49]  They used construction paper to construct these stupid little fucking animations in South Park.
[01:40:55]  And because it was so risque, it was so risque that everyone's like, ha ha ha ha And I hate, I hate it.
[01:41:03]  I'm sorry.
[01:41:04]  I hate goddamn ridiculous South Park.
[01:41:09]  It is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life.
[01:41:13]  And I can't believe that you've got 30-year-old men that are watching this shit.
[01:41:21]  Oh, man.
[01:41:22]  Beavis and Budhead better than South Park?
[01:41:24]  You're goddamn right it is.
[01:41:27]  Because at least Beavis and Budhead, and you have to remember where society was at the time when Beavis and Butthead was put out for mainstream consumption.
[01:41:37]  The United States was not that dumb of a country.
[01:41:40]  So, you know, the guy who created Beavis and Budhead made them like ultra dumb, yet were still able to maintain sustenance and watch a television.
[01:41:51]  And what I really liked about Beavis and Butthead, aside from the animation gags, was the commentary over videos.
[01:42:00]  You know, I mean, that's really what made Beavis and Butthead was the commentary over videos.
[01:42:06]  And they would get the most ridiculous, stupid, pathetic videos that you could find.
[01:42:11]  And they would commentate over them.
[01:42:13]  And I thought that was probably the most humorous part of the broadcast or the show itself was Beavis and Budhead commenting over videos.
[01:42:25]  So, I mean, yeah, I think that Beavis and Butthead was way better than Sal Park.
[01:42:30]  In my opinion, of course, you know, people may disagree.
[01:42:33]  Now, people are asking me about King of the Hill.
[01:42:34]  I thought King of the Hill was a complete sellout for the guy who created Beavis and Butthead.
[01:42:40]  But hey, you got to do what you got to do.
[01:42:44]  You know, you got to get paid, right?
[01:42:45]  I mean, you know, this guy got paid.
[01:42:47]  And by the way, the guy who created King of the Hill, guy that created Beavis and Butthead, he's on our side, baby.
[01:42:53]  He's on the right wing of the political spectrum.
[01:42:55]  So cheers to that dude.
[01:42:58]  My favorite documentary, oh man, I don't think I could give you a favorite documentary.
[01:43:04]  One of my most favorite genres to watch in the movie category is genuine documentaries.
[01:43:11]  Now, the problem with documentaries now is that people that construct documentaries want to put themselves as a subject of the documentary, which completely negates the idea of documentary, documentation, you know, documenting an actual event.
[01:43:34]  And one person in particular that has done this that breaks the rules of documentary making is Michael.
[01:43:43]  Okay, enough cartoon talk.
[01:43:45]  Can we get to the Trump news now, please?
[01:43:47]  Hey, shut up.
[01:43:51]  Shackler show, go shut your goddamn mouth up, all right?
[01:43:54]  We're having a good conversation.
[01:43:56]  Downfall of humanity.
[01:43:58]  We're watching.
[01:43:59]  We're having a good conversation here, man.
[01:44:02]  All right.
[01:44:02]  Go sit there and shut your mouth.
[01:44:05]  Anyway, I like documentaries.
[01:44:07]  I really do.
[01:44:10]  Jesus Christ, there's been so many documentaries that have been good.
[01:44:14]  I can't boil it down to just one.
[01:44:16]  All right.
[01:44:18]  And hey, asshole, I didn't think Michael Moore was good.
[01:44:20]  I'm trying to use Michael Moore as an example of why documentaries suck the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper now.
[01:44:28]  Because Michael Moore, instead of being a documentary director, he's putting himself as a part of the documentary.
[01:44:36]  He's making himself a part of the subject of the documentary.
[01:44:40]  And that's what you're not supposed to do if you're a documentary maker.
[01:44:43]  I'm just saying.
[01:44:44]  I'm just saying, man.
[01:44:46]  So, you know, just don't sit over here trying to make accusations about me, you son of a King of the Hill, Last Man Standing, and Bob's Burgers are the only shows left on TV where the father isn't a total fucking moron.
[01:44:59]  Ain't it funny how that works?
[01:45:01]  I can't disagree with you about that, man.
[01:45:03]  I can't disagree with you about that.
[01:45:05]  I mean, look, I like some family guys, but you can tell that McFarlane is going way fucking ultra left on some of his more modern stuff that it's just so unbearable to even watch.
[01:45:20]  But during his first seasons, I thought it was pretty funny.
[01:45:24]  I was just busting your balls earlier.
[01:45:26]  Hearing you talk about cartoons and shows is pretty nice.
[01:45:29]  The chat surely is loving it.
[01:45:31]  Well, I'm glad they are, man.
[01:45:33]  I'm just saying, man, I'm not a bad guy.
[01:45:35]  Everybody thinks I'm a bad guy.
[01:45:36]  I'm some ass crack.
[01:45:38]  I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[01:45:40]  I mean, what goes through the grouch?
[01:45:43]  What is this?
[01:45:44]  Oh, I love trash.
[01:45:45]  Anything trumpy or fruity or autistic or rotten or I just don't know?
[01:45:48]  Shut up your ass.
[01:45:49]  Listen, I'm not a bad guy.
[01:45:51]  I'm just trying to say that there should not be any kind of fixation on cartoons to the point where you're dressing up like them in real life.
[01:46:01]  And I think that, you know, we're having a big disconnect of reality and fantasy, and that's what makes this so dangerous.
[01:46:08]  Would you consider old school chartoons or movie nights where we could watch together while you provide commentary?
[01:46:13]  I would do that.
[01:46:14]  Hey, Anonymous, I would actually do that.
[01:46:16]  But unfortunately, I would have to do it with pieces of material that are copyright free, that there's no copyright or the copyrights are expired.
[01:46:28]  They're being very big sticklers now when it comes to airing copyrighted material, especially after a recent bill that was signed by Trump, which kind of puts an even more tight niche on intellectual property.
[01:46:43]  So I would have to probably go back in time and look at public domain stuff because there'd be no way I could be able to do like, you know, some of the stuff that, you know, I can't use copyrighted material.
[01:46:56]  It's sad.
[01:46:56]  And look, I want you all to know that yours truly, Ghost has never been a stickler on copyright.
[01:47:03]  I mean, that's what's made the show live on for 11 years that other people don't.
[01:47:07]  Did you ever see Robotech or Voltron?
[01:47:09]  Those were great.
[01:47:10]  Never seen them, Bonzie Buddy.
[01:47:12]  Never seen those, man.
[01:47:14]  But I just wanted to say that, you know, anybody can use any of the content that I have broadcasted so long as you give me some kind of credit.
[01:47:24]  I mean, that's what this is all about.
[01:47:26]  That's what kept the True Capitals Radio alive.
[01:47:29]  That's what kept this show alive, man.
[01:47:32]  So I want to be honest with you, man.
[01:47:33]  I mean, I think that people are shooting themselves in the foot when they're trying to count the pennies of intellectual property copyright instead of counting the dollars of the popularity of those that are exposed to your content that want more content.
[01:47:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:47:50]  I mean, that's how I feel about it.
[01:47:52]  I'm just saying, but I would love to do that.
[01:47:55]  I would love to hear it.
[01:47:56]  Ghost is right.
[01:47:56]  Trump sucks.
[01:47:57]  I didn't say Trump sucks.
[01:47:59]  Shut up.
[01:48:01]  All right.
[01:48:01]  Shut your mouth.
[01:48:02]  I never said that.
[01:48:03]  All right.
[01:48:05]  Good God.
[01:48:06]  Give me my goddamn drink, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:48:15]  Anyway, folks, my apologies here.
[01:48:18]  I'm just...
[01:48:19]  I'm just trying to tell people that, you know, I'm not some kind of a bad guy.
[01:48:24]  You know, people thought that Ghost is such a bad guy.
[01:48:27]  You know, he doesn't like cartoons.
[01:48:30]  You know, he doesn't get it.
[01:48:32]  I don't want fandom.
[01:48:34]  Hey, Ghost, have you ever thought of creating a Facebook account so you can also live stream your show besides YouTube?
[01:48:41]  Also, nice conversation we are having, and we should have shout-outs and radio graffiti.
[01:48:45]  All right, all right, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[01:48:47]  Calm your ass down.
[01:48:49]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:48:51]  I don't like Facebook.
[01:48:53]  I don't like Mark Cuckerberg.
[01:48:55]  And I don't want to do anything to do anything that's going to, you know, give Mark Cuckerberg any kind of promotion, additional revenue, etc.
[01:49:11]  All right.
[01:49:12]  I sincerely don't want to do that.
[01:49:14]  I don't like Mark Huckerberg.
[01:49:16]  I think this guy's a piece of trash.
[01:49:18]  I've never had a Facebook account.
[01:49:20]  Now, I want to be honest with you.
[01:49:22]  I do have an Instagram account.
[01:49:23]  It's a bogey Instagram account.
[01:49:25]  Okay.
[01:49:26]  And I want to be honest with you.
[01:49:27]  I just got on Instagram like about, what, maybe a month or two ago.
[01:49:31]  And oh my God, no wonder Mark Zuckerberg paid, what was it, five, six billion dollars for Instagram.
[01:49:42]  I mean, oh my God.
[01:49:47]  I mean, I can understand why there's no more Sports Illustrated or Playboy or any of that stuff.
[01:49:53]  I mean, I mean, have you all seen the type of tale that's on Instagram for Christ's sake?
[01:50:01]  I mean, good God.
[01:50:04]  I'm not even joking around, man.
[01:50:06]  I mean, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:50:10]  I've been enjoying the eye candy of women on there.
[01:50:13]  I mean, I'm not even joking around.
[01:50:15]  I mean, Instagram just puts the standard even higher for women out here.
[01:50:22]  I'm not even around.
[01:50:23]  It puts it so high.
[01:50:25]  It's unreal.
[01:50:27]  Do I like home improvement?
[01:50:29]  I thought home improvement was okay.
[01:50:30]  They just got a little bit too, you know, suggestive.
[01:50:36]  Three for a handy, five for a suck.
[01:50:38]  Shut the hell up.
[01:50:39]  All right.
[01:50:40]  Shut your ass up.
[01:50:44]  I'm just simply stating, man.
[01:50:46]  I mean, I understand why there's no more goddamn Playboy.
[01:50:49]  There's no more Sports Illustrated.
[01:50:52]  I mean, good God of the broads that are on there, man.
[01:50:57]  I mean, it just, I'm just saying.
[01:51:01]  It's great eye candy.
[01:51:02]  Now, there is a flip side to that coin because I'm telling you, folks, I have unfortunately been privy to taking a look at the hashtag.
[01:51:12]  Hold on, what is this?

=== No More Playboy Eye Candy (07:38) ===

[01:51:13]  What's up, Sonic the Hedgehog?
[01:51:15]  Stop telling me what to do.
[01:51:17]  You always talk to me in the most kind of a picture.
[01:51:20]  Hey, that's not the Sonic the Hedgehog.
[01:51:22]  Shove it up.
[01:51:22]  I'm just harder or something.
[01:51:23]  What the hell?
[01:51:24]  Shove up your ass.
[01:51:26]  Now, one thing I find disturbing.
[01:51:27]  Shut up.
[01:51:28]  One thing I find disturbing about Instagram is that if you go into some of these weird hashtags like hashtag traps aren't gay, take a look at these feminine penised males that are trying to attempt to make themselves look like these anime characters.
[01:51:48]  And take a look at all the admirers of these feminine penis anime characters.
[01:51:54]  And I just can't believe that we're blurring the lines of sexuality to that degree where, you know, some of these anime cartoon women fetish ass cracks would actually think about, you know, maybe hooking it up with some of these feminine penised males that look like some of these goddamn cartoon fetish.
[01:52:17]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[01:52:19]  I was shocked.
[01:52:22]  I was shocked.
[01:52:25]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:52:26]  I was shocked.
[01:52:27]  And of course, here's the debate goes in the chat room.
[01:52:30]  Traps aren't gay.
[01:52:31]  Listen, listen.
[01:52:33]  Traps are kind of gay.
[01:52:35]  Okay.
[01:52:35]  I mean, they're not full-fledged trannies.
[01:52:37]  Okay.
[01:52:38]  Now, trannies are actual men that want to be identified as women.
[01:52:43]  They don't even want gay men being attracted to transgender.
[01:52:47]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:52:48]  I mean, true transgenders do not want to be attracted by gay men.
[01:52:54]  They don't even like gay men.
[01:52:56]  Unlike traps, it's a different story.
[01:52:59]  Okay.
[01:53:00]  Traps are nothing more than males that just happen to be very young and feminine, like 18, 19.
[01:53:09]  They're very young.
[01:53:10]  They're effeminate.
[01:53:10]  They didn't get the proper nourishment as they were growing up as children.
[01:53:15]  So now that they're very effeminate and they're putting on Mr. Sonic equals Mass Pony.
[01:53:22]  That's not true.
[01:53:24]  All right.
[01:53:25]  That's not true.
[01:53:28]  But anyway, I just find it that the blurred lines, I just can't believe it, man.
[01:53:34]  I can't believe it for Christ's sake.
[01:53:36]  Oh, man.
[01:53:36]  The blurred line.
[01:53:37]  It's blurred lines, baby.
[01:53:40]  Somebody asked if I watched Married with Children.
[01:53:43]  Yeah, I watched Married with Children, man.
[01:53:45]  Al Bundy, baby.
[01:53:48]  And you know what?
[01:53:49]  Even though Al Bundy had a miserable life and his wife, even though she, you know, took all his money and did whatever, she was always a hot-looking piece, old Peggy Bundy, remember?
[01:54:00]  She would always be made up.
[01:54:01]  Her freaking cleavage would be hanging out.
[01:54:04]  You know, she had an ass jiggle going on.
[01:54:07]  She always wore tight things.
[01:54:09]  So, and aside from that, there were always a family about the whole situation in that sitcom.
[01:54:18]  You know, there were always a family like, whoa, Bundy.
[01:54:24]  And I do like how as the show progressed in its latter years, that they started taking a more obstinate stance towards the feminist incursion that was happening at a very infantile stage at the time.
[01:54:40]  You know, no ma'am.
[01:54:42]  Remember, no ma'am?
[01:54:43]  Al Bundy and all the old guys.
[01:54:46]  No ma'am society.
[01:54:51]  Oh, man.
[01:54:52]  Y'all are making me reminisce about old stuff, man.
[01:54:54]  I've lived a long life, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:54:57]  Good God.
[01:54:58]  Memories in the corner of my mind.
[01:55:03]  And everybody remembers Psycho Dad.
[01:55:05]  Remember?
[01:55:05]  Psycho Dad.
[01:55:10]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:12]  Man, I'm getting drunk here.
[01:55:14]  I'm talking to you people like I'm talking to people in a bar.
[01:55:19]  You know, I'm not even kidding.
[01:55:21]  I'm talking to people like I'm talking to people in a freaking bar here, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:55:25]  Let me get another beer here.
[01:55:27]  Let me get another beer.
[01:55:28]  More beer!
[01:55:32]  Hey, that's what I'm saying, man.
[01:55:35]  This is a Black Jack Baller Friday.
[01:55:37]  This is a Black Jack Baller Friday, episode 21, man.
[01:55:40]  I'm glad that we hit a lull point here and everybody's just kind of, everybody's just kind of, you know, feeling a little cozy with the show.
[01:55:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:55:50]  Sanford and Son.
[01:55:52]  Now, look, even though I used or may or may not have used Sanford and Son's intro for Junkyard America at one point in time in my broadcasting career, I was not a big fan of Sanford and Son.
[01:56:06]  I thought that, I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[01:56:08]  I can't believe nobody thinks that's racist.
[01:56:11]  You know, I mean, an old man and his son living in a junkyard.
[01:56:17]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:56:20]  Good God, man.
[01:56:21]  But back then, we were crying racism.
[01:56:24]  We weren't out here, you know, pissed off about racial overtones.
[01:56:28]  We made jokes about it.
[01:56:31]  We made jokes about it.
[01:56:32]  I mean, take a look at the shows at that particular time of Sanford and Son.
[01:56:37]  Take a look at the Jeffersons.
[01:56:39]  Take a look at all in the family.
[01:56:41]  You know, I mean, there was racism at that time, but nobody took offense to it and tried to make it such a big deal because we tried to laugh it off.
[01:56:52]  We tried to laugh it off.
[01:56:53]  Remember, this is a country where you're supposed to have the freedom of speech.
[01:56:57]  You're supposed to have the freedom to think and feel and act how you want so long as you don't infringe upon the freedoms of other people.
[01:57:07]  So, I mean, now I can't believe the social justice warrior society that we live in, I can't believe it, man.
[01:57:17]  I cannot believe it.
[01:57:18]  I'm not even joking.
[01:57:20]  And y'all are getting me drunk, too.
[01:57:22]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:26]  I'm not even joking.
[01:57:27]  Y'all people are making me drunk and we're talking about old stuff, man.
[01:57:30]  You're making me feel old here.
[01:57:32]  You know, you're making me feel really old.
[01:57:36]  Anyway, let me calm down here, man.
[01:57:38]  I can't believe I've had a candid conversation with all the folks in this chat room, the people that are listening about cartoons, about old programming, about the old days.
[01:57:51]  I do want to say that this is not bad.
[01:57:55]  I'm not going to lie.
[01:57:56]  This is not too bad here.
[01:57:58]  This is not too goddamn bad.
[01:58:00]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
[01:58:05]  And I'm glad you guys stopped trolling for a second, man.
[01:58:08]  I'm glad you guys stopped trolling.
[01:58:10]  All right.
[01:58:12]  People are talking about true nostalgia radio.
[01:58:17]  True nostalgia radio.
[01:58:19]  Anyway, let me take a look.
[01:58:22]  Heads up, Mike is muted.
[01:58:24]  What is this?
[01:58:29]  I think you're trying to troll is what it is.
[01:58:31]  Mike is muted.
[01:58:32]  People are listening to me just fine.
[01:58:34]  All right.
[01:58:36]  But you're really old.
[01:58:37]  Hey, man, don't rub it in.
[01:58:39]  All right.
[01:58:39]  Don't rub it in that I'm really old.
[01:58:41]  I get it.
[01:58:41]  Okay.
[01:58:42]  I get it.
[01:58:42]  There's no reason to sit there and twist the goddamn knife, you sack of trash.
[01:58:47]  All right.
[01:58:48]  Now, people are asking me, you know, other things that I've watched.

=== Stanley Kubrick Movie Analysis (04:40) ===

[01:58:52]  Favorite movies.
[01:58:52]  People are asking my favorite movie.
[01:58:55]  Oh, man, I'm telling you, man, I can't give you a favorite movie because there's so many brilliant cinematic pieces that I like for different aesthetic reasons.
[01:59:07]  Because there's different kinds of movies.
[01:59:08]  You know, there's movies that have a good storyline.
[01:59:11]  There's movies that have good aesthetics as it relates to the cuts of the edits, the different film stock that are used in combination to a given sequence, things of that capacity.
[01:59:25]  But excuse me, if you want my personal opinion, if you want my opinion on one of the best movies aesthetically, I'm talking aesthetically.
[01:59:37]  I'm talking you combine the shots, you combine the film stock interchangeable footage, you combine the soundtrack, you combine the aesthetics of the actual set production.
[01:59:51]  I want to be honest with you, Natural Born Killers.
[01:59:55]  Natural Born Killers, directed by Oliver Stone.
[02:00:03]  It was main starred Woody Harrelson.
[02:00:06]  It mainstarred Joliette Lewis, who played a freaking complete psycho, for Christ's sake.
[02:00:15]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:00:17]  This film that Oliver Stone made, Natural Born Killers, was way ahead of its time.
[02:00:24]  And by the way, you may have to watch Natural Born Killers a few times because it's a very, very artistic movie.
[02:00:35]  Yet it was just like, whoa, whoa.
[02:00:39]  I mean, I'm not even kidding, folks.
[02:00:41]  I mean, I mean, since we're talking about movies, what I love about watching Natural Born Killers, I could watch it again right now.
[02:00:47]  I'll watch it tonight.
[02:00:48]  It's just the time, the effort, the energy that it took to be able to get all these shot sequences in different goddamn film stock and be able to, you know, edit them in a very, very creative capacity.
[02:01:06]  Another movie I like that is similar to the editing and the production quality of Natural Born Killers is a, believe it or not, a film called Wonderland.
[02:01:22]  A film called Wonderland with the shining was better.
[02:01:26]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:01:27]  Wonderland was an underground film about John Holmes, believe it or not, and the Wonderland murders that John Holmes was actually affiliated with.
[02:01:40]  Stanley Kooprick, are you kidding me?
[02:01:42]  I could watch Stanley Kubrick movies all day.
[02:01:44]  I like Stanley Kubrick movies for a different reason because if you take a look at Wonderland, the movie about John Holmes and the Wonderland murders, I mean, take a look at the interchangeable stock footage, the editing, the integration of the goddamn sound, the soundtrack.
[02:02:09]  Seriously, though, I'm glad the trolling got paused for a bit.
[02:02:13]  Even if the trolling is fun, Ghost is actually a good radio host and has more to offer than just rage.
[02:02:19]  That's what I've been trying to say.
[02:02:23]  That's what I'm trying to say, cats and facts.
[02:02:26]  I mean, everybody's just trying to make me a mockery, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:28]  Now, Stanley Kubrick, now, I want to give you, if you want to evolve my opinion on the best director of all time, I would have to say Stanley Kubrick.
[02:02:39]  Okay.
[02:02:40]  And you name the movie.
[02:02:42]  Happy Baller Friday Ghost.
[02:02:44]  I'm enjoying mine with a couple of beers and playing Deus Ex Mankind Divided.
[02:02:49]  I highly recommend the Deus Ex series for you when you get your gaming PC going.
[02:02:54]  I'll take a look at it.
[02:02:55]  I'll definitely look into it because believe me, I'm ordering the best of the best computers, baby.
[02:03:01]  All right, the best of the best computer.
[02:03:04]  Now, the reason I'm saying Stanley Kubrick is because he made some unbelievable movies about topics that approach notions of futuristic ideas that were far beyond the comprehension of the present-day audience.
[02:03:20]  If you take a look back at one of his movies, it was called Doctor Strangelove.
[02:03:29]  Has anybody ever seen Doctor Strangelove?

=== Representing Ultraviolence In Films (02:49) ===

[02:03:33]  It basically is a tongue-in-cheek, kind of overly sarcastic attempt at trying to show how easy it could be for an international nuclear confrontation.
[02:03:50]  Another movie that I like of Stanley Kooprick's is A Clockwork Orange.
[02:03:55]  Yeah, people are already talking about a clockwork orange.
[02:03:59]  And the reason I like a clockwork orange is because in that movie, Stanley Kubrick is trying to represent two different things.
[02:04:08]  He's trying to represent what we were going to look like in the future if we were under a socialist or communist society.
[02:04:18]  Now, I know people don't probably grasp that from the initial view of a clockwork orange, but it was solely political.
[02:04:26]  Because remember, Alex, you know, the crazy character of Alex, if you take a look at what he was chosen to do, he was chosen to be given this special drug that would prevent Alex from conducting any kind of nefarious or very criminalistic activity.
[02:04:46]  And the premise of the movie is pure political.
[02:04:51]  And at the end, I don't want to give away the movie, but when the politician that initiated this drug that was injected into Alex, he makes a deal with Alex, and it goes to show you what politics is all about.
[02:05:09]  And if you take a look at Alex throughout the movie and where he was brought up, you take a look at that project.
[02:05:15]  That's a modern-day project home that Alex is brought up in.
[02:05:19]  You know, the elevator doesn't work.
[02:05:20]  It's all trash.
[02:05:23]  I mean, you do have to understand that that's what Stanley Cooper was trying to represent.
[02:05:28]  It was trying to represent a future totalitarian communist socialist society that either had very ultra-elite rich folk or dirt poor folk.
[02:05:43]  And that's why things like the ultraviolence, I'm having a little bit of the ultraviolence.
[02:05:49]  That's why it was so prevalent within that construct because they have, I mean, that's supposed to be politically correct society at its fullest.
[02:05:58]  I mean, do y'all remember when Alex goes into the milk bar?
[02:06:03]  Milk bar.
[02:06:04]  You notice that Alex took no drugs.
[02:06:07]  Alex had no alcohol.
[02:06:11]  And lo and behold, there was a milk bar in which there was a lot of perverted, you know, women with their tits out and all that stuff.

=== RoboCop And Badass Overlords (11:54) ===

[02:06:22]  I mean, this is the actual truth, though.
[02:06:25]  This is what he was trying to say.
[02:06:27]  John Carpenter's stuff.
[02:06:28]  Escape from New York is especially great.
[02:06:32]  Are you kidding me?
[02:06:33]  They live.
[02:06:35]  They live.
[02:06:36]  Are you kidding me, man?
[02:06:37]  They live.
[02:06:38]  I mean, I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
[02:06:46]  Are you kidding me, man?
[02:06:47]  R.I.P. Roddy Roddy Piper, man.
[02:06:50]  And if you want my opinion, They Live, that's another great film.
[02:06:54]  It is a kind of an overzealous representation of how things are going in our society and how they rule us.
[02:07:05]  And at this point, you know, you take a look at all the 5G networks, the wireless networks, wireless Wi-Fi.
[02:07:13]  I mean, you have to think, man, that data, data that's visual, that's audio, it's like being thrown through the air.
[02:07:22]  It's being thrown through the air.
[02:07:25]  And lo and behold, They Live is trying to claim that the reason everybody obliges the obey and all this other shit is because they are getting a signal to their head that is being directed from the media.
[02:07:42]  The media.
[02:07:43]  So, you know, that's a very good movie.
[02:07:48]  I like They Live.
[02:07:50]  That was a pretty good movie.
[02:07:52]  Somebody's asking me in the chat room, Pulp Fiction.
[02:07:55]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:07:56]  I thought Pulp Fiction was a great movie.
[02:07:59]  The unfortunate part about it is that Tarantino sucked the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper on every fucking movie that he created thereafter.
[02:08:10]  I mean, how in the hell can you make a masterpiece like pulp fiction?
[02:08:15]  And then the next movie that you come out with is Jackie Brown.
[02:08:20]  Jackie Brown!
[02:08:22]  And then when you come out with Kill Bill, I mean, that was just, that was, you know, that's just horrible.
[02:08:30]  All right, that is just horrible.
[02:08:33]  I'm sorry.
[02:08:34]  I'm not, I know there's probably a bunch of Quentin Tarantino fans.
[02:08:38]  I don't think that Tarantino has made anything worth a crap since pulp fiction.
[02:08:43]  I do like Reservoir Dogs, by the way.
[02:08:46]  And I do like Tarantino's written scripts.
[02:08:49]  True Romance.
[02:08:50]  I don't know if y'all know that True Romance, directed by Tony Scott, R.I.P. Tony Scott, that was a badass movie.
[02:09:00]  As a matter of fact, I can't believe I haven't said something about that movie.
[02:09:03]  That was a badass movie.
[02:09:04]  It was written by Tarantino, directed by Tony Scott.
[02:09:09]  That was a badass movie.
[02:09:12]  That was a badass movie.
[02:09:14]  And by the way, Quentin Tarantino also wrote Natural Born Killers.
[02:09:20]  You know that?
[02:09:21]  Now, the thing about it is, is that when Tarantino was in Hollywood, he was a script writer.
[02:09:28]  You know, he was a script writer.
[02:09:30]  And he was working at a video store while he was a script writer, and he was able to sell a couple of scripts to some movie companies, which ended up throwing those scripts into like a filing cabinet.
[02:09:42]  You know, like, all right, we bought it.
[02:09:44]  We're going to put it in the filing cabinet, whatever.
[02:09:46]  And Oliver Stone came across the Natural Born Killers movie.
[02:09:51]  And even though Tarantino wrote it, you had Oliver Stone rewriting it and making it the masterpiece that it is.
[02:10:01]  Now, Tarantino didn't like that, etc.
[02:10:03]  But anyway, I'm just saying.
[02:10:06]  All right, I'm just saying.
[02:10:06]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
[02:10:10]  Oh, what did I think was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?
[02:10:13]  I think it was, I think it was Marcellus Wallace's soul, right?
[02:10:21]  Marcellus Wallace's soul, in my opinion.
[02:10:23]  I don't know.
[02:10:28]  And what was Marcellus Wallace's soul?
[02:10:32]  Him being a fucking badass drug dealer that nobody wanted to fuck with.
[02:10:37]  I mean, you have to understand, man.
[02:10:39]  I know that Hollywood tries to show that, hey, you know, you could be a badass overlord of the underworld and all this other shit.
[02:10:48]  The only way you can do that, the only way you can do that is if you sell your soul to this shit, man, to the point where, you know, you're willing to do anything.
[02:10:58]  You're willing to die or willing to take a penitentiary chance just to preserve your supremacy over the underworld, man.
[02:11:06]  So I'm just saying.
[02:11:09]  I'm just saying, man.
[02:11:11]  I'm just saying.
[02:11:13]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:11:14]  Do I like any national lampoon movies?
[02:11:16]  Yeah, I like the Clark W. Griswold movies.
[02:11:19]  All right.
[02:11:21]  Somebody's had, oh, a Scarface, Brian DePalma.
[02:11:24]  Brian DePalma Scarface.
[02:11:27]  you kidding me man i mean that was i mean we're talking movies here I want to be honest with you, Al Pacino, the greatest role he's ever done, man.
[02:11:37]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:11:38]  Ever seen Synecdoche, New York?
[02:11:41]  It's a movie by Charlie Kaufman.
[02:11:43]  It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman.
[02:11:46]  It really makes you think.
[02:11:48]  You probably would like it.
[02:11:49]  Oh, man.
[02:11:50]  Well, I'll take a look at it.
[02:11:51]  I do like movies that make you think.
[02:11:54]  You know, I do like movies that kind of provoke thought that kind of leave you like, what?
[02:11:58]  What the hell just happened?
[02:12:00]  What's going on?
[02:12:03]  What do I think of the Terminator movies?
[02:12:06]  I think the Terminator movies were all good except for Terminator 4, where that one kid that, you know, became John Connor that ended up being, I don't know, some pervert found in a goddamn pornographic bath.
[02:12:23]  I don't know.
[02:12:23]  I don't know.
[02:12:25]  Every one of them except part four.
[02:12:27]  I even like Terminator Salvation.
[02:12:29]  I thought Terminator Salvation was a pretty good fucking movie.
[02:12:32]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:12:33]  I mean, the one where Christian Bale like flipped out.
[02:12:36]  You remember?
[02:12:37]  Like, get the fuck out of my fucking scene.
[02:12:41]  Oh, good.
[02:12:42]  Good.
[02:12:43]  Yeah, that one.
[02:12:43]  That one's actually pretty good.
[02:12:44]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:12:46]  All right.
[02:12:46]  I like one, two, three.
[02:12:48]  I don't like four.
[02:12:49]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:12:49]  No, no, no.
[02:12:50]  Excuse me.
[02:12:50]  It's three, not four.
[02:12:52]  Because three was the one where John Connor is that one freak show dude that ended up being found in a pornographic theater waxing his carrots.
[02:13:01]  So yeah, it's one, two, screw three, and then the other ones.
[02:13:06]  Those are pretty good.
[02:13:08]  Somebody's asking me about RoboCop.
[02:13:10]  RoboCop.
[02:13:11]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:13:12]  I like the first one.
[02:13:14]  I think the second one is a lot better.
[02:13:18]  I know that's hard to believe, but the reason I think the second one is a lot better is because it's trying to show what society would look like if corporations took complete control of a city.
[02:13:30]  And the reason that a corporation would take complete control of a city is because the city is in so much debt.
[02:13:39]  It's in so much debt.
[02:13:41]  And how does the city get into debt?
[02:13:43]  They have bonds.
[02:13:44]  You know, bond issues, bonds.
[02:13:47]  And whoever buys those bonds, that's who they're in debt to.
[02:13:50]  And of course, in the movie, OCP, you know, owns most of Detroit.
[02:13:57]  And I don't know.
[02:13:59]  I kind of like that stuff.
[02:14:01]  I'm just trying to say.
[02:14:02]  I'm just trying to say, man.
[02:14:04]  I can't believe we're having this goddamn conversation.
[02:14:06]  I'm going to be honest with you, man.
[02:14:08]  I can't believe we're even having this conversation.
[02:14:11]  I'm glad that we have trolls that are just calming their asses down on a ball or Friday.
[02:14:16]  We can have a casual conversation.
[02:14:18]  I mean, this is the kind of stuff I talk about when I'm out here at a bar.
[02:14:22]  You know, getting drunk, you know, get a little bit of a bar going on.
[02:14:25]  You know, get a little bit of a drunken stupor.
[02:14:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:14:28]  Let me go ahead and drink some more beer here.
[02:14:36]  Somebody in the chat room just talked about Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone.
[02:14:42]  That was a badass movie, man.
[02:14:46]  That was a badass movie.
[02:14:48]  Airplane and Naked Gun.
[02:14:49]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:14:50]  I do like Airplane.
[02:14:51]  I do like the Naked Guns.
[02:14:54]  Everything that was made thereafter with that kind of comedy, I don't like.
[02:14:58]  I agree.
[02:14:59]  RoboCop 2 was the better movie.
[02:15:01]  That scene where Kane is watching the doctors carry his head around was so fucked up and the directors did an amazing job capturing what an unnatural horror that would be.
[02:15:10]  Absolutely.
[02:15:12]  That's why I say, man, RoboCop 2 is a badass movie.
[02:15:16]  Don't be wrong.
[02:15:17]  I like RoboCop 1, but RoboCop 2 throws so many concepts at you that you got to be like, holy shit, this is what corporations taking over a city would be, you know, shit like that.
[02:15:30]  So I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:15:32]  I really do like RoboCop 2.
[02:15:35]  What do I think about the seashells of Demolition, man?
[02:15:38]  Well, that's a very good question.
[02:15:41]  You know, me and Mrs. Ghost talked about this, and we figured that the seashells were used as like a cupping mechanism to kind of like, you know, scrape the crap off of your crack.
[02:15:54]  You know, and because seashells are, you know, I don't know.
[02:15:57]  That's a very good question.
[02:15:59]  I have no idea.
[02:16:00]  I really have no idea.
[02:16:02]  I'm not even joking.
[02:16:03]  I really have no idea.
[02:16:07]  Anyway, man, what do I think about Planet of the Apes?
[02:16:10]  I like the original Planet of the Apes, the one with Mark Wahlberg, and then they came out with another one where the apes are.
[02:16:17]  I didn't watch those.
[02:16:19]  I'm not watching that crap.
[02:16:20]  All right.
[02:16:21]  The running man.
[02:16:22]  Saw.
[02:16:23]  I can't believe somebody in the chat room is talking about the running man.
[02:16:26]  That's a badass movie.
[02:16:28]  As a matter of fact, that was the best era of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the 80s, baby.
[02:16:34]  What happened to that guy?
[02:16:37]  Was it because he was banging the help is why he became such a like, I don't know, fruity ass or something.
[02:16:43]  I mean, once he went on and made the movie big, Arnold Schwarzenegger, I knew something was wrong.
[02:16:48]  I knew something was wrong.
[02:16:50]  But yeah, man, the running man, a badass movie.
[02:16:54]  What is this?
[02:16:56]  Listen, the media beat up on Westboro Baptist Church for the only thing they got right.
[02:17:02]  God hates faggots.
[02:17:04]  Come on, come on.
[02:17:05]  Calm down.
[02:17:07]  We're having a good conversation here.
[02:17:10]  We're having a good conversation.
[02:17:11]  Let's drag Queen Story to the next one.
[02:17:13]  All right.
[02:17:13]  That's it.
[02:17:14]  All right.
[02:17:14]  We get it.
[02:17:15]  Listen.
[02:17:16]  The running man, Total Recall.
[02:17:18]  I mean, do y'all remember that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Commando?
[02:17:23]  I mean, oh my God, man, you're talking about an ultra-man big balls movie.
[02:17:29]  Have y'all ever seen Commando?
[02:17:30]  That's why they say going commando because in that movie, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's character is ready to take on this rebel training ground, you know, this rebel barracks, this guy's not wearing any underwear.
[02:17:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:49]  But I mean, besides that, I thought that was a hard ass movie.
[02:17:53]  It was just guns.
[02:17:54]  It was, it was killing, you know, it was all that guy stuff.
[02:17:58]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:59]  It's all that guy stuff, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:02]  Any Jim Carrey movies before he turned crazy socialist?
[02:18:06]  Of course.
[02:18:07]  You know, you could tell that during the initial up, you know, the uprising of Jim Carrey's brand, you could tell he had the muse.
[02:18:15]  You know what I'm saying?

=== Any Jim Carrey Movies Before (15:04) ===

[02:18:17]  You could tell that he could like, you know, act in this goofy capacity and still make it sellable on film.
[02:18:24]  Now he can't do that.
[02:18:25]  He can't do that now.
[02:18:27]  What about the movie The Room?
[02:18:31]  You know, isn't The Room kind of like, you know, the freaking, you know, the fucking we've seen a lot of those movies.
[02:18:44]  I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
[02:18:45]  We've seen a lot of them.
[02:18:47]  I haven't seen it.
[02:18:48]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:18:49]  I can't have an opinion on The Room because I haven't seen it.
[02:18:52]  But isn't it kind of like, you know, that one BuzzSaw guy that, you know, saw, isn't it kind of like that?
[02:19:00]  I don't know, man.
[02:19:01]  Anyway, listen, we're already two hours and 20 minutes into this broadcast.
[02:19:06]  And I've been drinking a lot of beer.
[02:19:08]  That's the whole reason why I'm filled with piss and fury.
[02:19:11]  And I'm a little calm right now.
[02:19:13]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
[02:19:16]  I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage over here.
[02:19:20]  I got to drain the main vein.
[02:19:22]  And when I do, I'm going to come back, maybe talk to you guys for a couple of more minutes, and then go into radio graffiti.
[02:19:29]  I think that's what we're going to do here.
[02:19:30]  Okay.
[02:19:31]  And you know what?
[02:19:31]  I'm glad you guys stopped trolling me.
[02:19:34]  I'm glad you guys stopped using me as a cyber bully victim at this point in time because I feel good tonight, man.
[02:19:41]  Episode 21, Black Jack Baller Friday, baby.
[02:19:45]  I feel good for Christ's sake, man.
[02:19:47]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:19:49]  So, hey, engineer, can you cue up the music there, please?
[02:19:55]  All right.
[02:19:56]  I'm going to be right back, folks.
[02:19:57]  I got to go and drain the main vein over here because I'm being filled with piss and fury, man.
[02:20:03]  I'm being filled with all kinds of copious amounts of alcohol.
[02:20:07]  And I had to just so I could pallet this goddamn show on a Black Jack Baller Friday, man.
[02:20:14]  It's episode 21.
[02:20:17]  It's episode 21, man.
[02:20:19]  All right.
[02:20:20]  Wish I could stay for the rest of the stream, but I got work in the early morning.
[02:20:24]  Hey, take it easy, Edgemont.
[02:20:26]  All right.
[02:20:26]  Thank you for listening in, by the way.
[02:20:28]  I will be right back.
[02:20:30]  The engineer is going to throw the music that I play at the beginning.
[02:20:33]  And of course, it is a royalty-free heavy metal track.
[02:20:37]  Props to the guy that made it.
[02:20:38]  It's called Insanity Control on YouTube.
[02:20:41]  Insanity Control.
[02:20:42]  I'll be right back.
[02:20:44]  I got to go drain the main vein.
[02:20:45]  Go ahead and take me out, engineer.
[02:20:47]  Don't go anywhere.
[02:20:48]  I'll be right back.
[02:20:49]  Don't go anywhere, for Christ's sake!
[02:24:45]  All right, folks.
[02:24:46]  Thank you very much for listening to me.
[02:24:48]  And thank you very much for holding so patiently.
[02:24:51]  And we're going to get to a little bit more of the show here.
[02:24:55]  And then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
[02:24:57]  But before I do, I wouldn't mind, but having a little bit more freaking beer, man.
[02:25:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:25:06]  I'm having, I mean, God forbid, man.
[02:25:09]  I'm having a good time with you, goddamn sons of bitches.
[02:25:12]  Can you believe that for Christ's sake?
[02:25:14]  I'm having a good time for you guys, man.
[02:25:16]  With you guys.
[02:25:17]  Anyway, cheers to you guys.
[02:25:18]  Let me take the rest of whatever's in this glass and let's go ahead and get some more beer.
[02:25:31]  And then once I pour the beer in the glass, let's go ahead and do some chat room shout-outs.
[02:25:35]  All right.
[02:25:36]  Let me pour my beer in the glass.
[02:25:39]  And then we'll go ahead and do some goddamn shout-outs up in this son of a bitch.
[02:25:43]  Oh, yeah.
[02:25:49]  What is it, Epsilon?
[02:25:51]  Have you just been having normal conversations for the past two hours, ghost?
[02:25:56]  I would have tuned in sooner, but my notifications didn't tell me you were streaming.
[02:26:00]  Oh, that sucks, man.
[02:26:01]  No, no, we, man, it was hell the first hour.
[02:26:04]  The first hour was complete hell.
[02:26:07]  Actually, the first hour and fucking 20 minutes was complete and utter, just, you know, digital AIDS.
[02:26:14]  And then we started talking about that.
[02:26:16]  We created a dialogue up in here.
[02:26:19]  You stopped talking about me, so I decided to tune out forever.
[02:26:23]  All right.
[02:26:24]  That's not the real Donald Trump.
[02:26:25]  All right, go sit there and shut your mouth.
[02:26:27]  All right.
[02:26:28]  Let me pour the rest of my beer and then we're going to do some chat room shout outs.
[02:26:31]  All right.
[02:26:32]  And hey, engineer, are we ready for chat room shout outs for Christ's sake?
[02:26:40]  What's your problem, engineer?
[02:26:41]  Why you sound like that for Christ's sake?
[02:26:48]  I know it's cold outside.
[02:26:49]  I get it, man.
[02:26:50]  Anyway, listen, let me go ahead and say cheers to everybody in here.
[02:26:54]  Thank you guys for not being a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[02:27:00]  I mean, we finally had a decent show.
[02:27:02]  I didn't get to what I wanted to talk about, but at least we have a like, we had a dialogue.
[02:27:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:27:09]  We had a dialogue for Christ's sake.
[02:27:11]  Well, I'm glad you had a good past hour then.
[02:27:14]  Give me a shout out, too.
[02:27:16]  Epsilon, I just did, man.
[02:27:17]  And, you know, props Epsilon.
[02:27:19]  Let me drink my beer, man.
[02:27:20]  Let me drink my beer.
[02:27:21]  Let me, let me, uh, let me get a little bit something gathered here.
[02:27:25]  You know, let me get a little bit more filled with piss and fury.
[02:27:28]  You know, anyway, let me go ahead and do this.
[02:27:35]  All right.
[02:27:37]  Let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
[02:27:42]  Right now.
[02:27:44]  All right.
[02:27:44]  Who do we got here?
[02:27:46]  We got Edgie the dog, Herbert the Pervert, Sam in the house, Kitty Jones, Bond Dayton.
[02:27:54]  What is this?
[02:27:55]  Budget Game Steve, Steve McClure, Maximus, Sneakiest Chameleon, Rick Hoover, Ghost the Hambone, really funny.
[02:28:05]  DJ Boy Poochie.
[02:28:07]  We got King Louie, Spunky Spade, Dynamo Savage, Bonkers the Gorilla, Reed Callan.
[02:28:16]  Who else do we have here?
[02:28:18]  We've got Blackout Worm or Black Worm, excuse me, Bright Heart, Danger Dan, Ick, Ika 1969, Exeno Gaming, Pickleman, Dial GA8643.
[02:28:34]  We've got Sir Snapplepus.
[02:28:37]  Good God.
[02:28:38]  Ghost Halamo.
[02:28:39]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[02:28:41]  Who else do we have here?
[02:28:42]  We got Icy Gloomy, Robert Mueller, Space Ghost, Kitty Jones, DJ D-Mob, Conquiste, what was it, Conquest Justice, Wayne Kerr, Ghost Went Bald in Vietnam?
[02:28:59]  I'm not bald, you idiot.
[02:29:00]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:29:01]  Uncle Turus, Le'Veon Media, Action Capitalist, Yoshi versus Josie.
[02:29:09]  We've got Flamin' Creations, Frogman XYZ, X Dang93, Warrisy, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Uppercunt.
[02:29:22]  We've got Scoot TM, Twerty Wordy, Buster.
[02:29:26]  I already said Buster, man.
[02:29:27]  God damn it.
[02:29:28]  We got Thomas Liu, the Trump Sucking Show.
[02:29:32]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:29:33]  Yoshi Dude093.
[02:29:35]  Xavier LaFlame.
[02:29:37]  Night Prowler.
[02:29:38]  Crispin Raugh.
[02:29:40]  Crispin Waugh.
[02:29:41]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:29:42]  I know what you mean by that, you son of a bitch.
[02:29:45]  We've got Casher925, Shy Guy Masked, Poindexed Rose, 15, Invader Viceroy, Zeth Rott, German the Gay Frog.
[02:29:57]  That's great, man.
[02:29:59]  Scoot TM, the unaverage dude, Zuto96, Professor Fennec, Bob Tom, Lightning Note, IJU for that shekel.
[02:30:14]  Shut up, you stupid asshole.
[02:30:16]  Giga Powler, a power, 20 Justin 1, Gmod Guy2552.
[02:30:25]  Oh, God.
[02:30:25]  Favreau Leone.
[02:30:27]  Excuse me, man.
[02:30:28]  These people are making me belch.
[02:30:31]  We've got Lucy No, Crimson King, Aaron Tolman, Takator in the house.
[02:30:39]  We've got Clover, Mr. East Ol Lol.
[02:30:43]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[02:30:44]  Axel4432, Mason Presler, American Game Master Troll Show.
[02:30:52]  Shove it up your ass, you idiot.
[02:30:54]  Train lover, D Harmapoozel, Johnny Longfeather, Crimson King.
[02:31:02]  Dear Freckles says install Arctic Lennox.
[02:31:06]  Yeah, that's a pretty good.
[02:31:07]  Yeah, I think you got a point there.
[02:31:09]  We got Captain Badruck, Icy Gloom Goomy, excuse me, Mew Ray is bored.
[02:31:16]  Whatever the hell that means.
[02:31:17]  Cross Stario in the house.
[02:31:20]  BN King in the place.
[02:31:22]  Anarcho-Canadian.
[02:31:24]  True Zionist show.
[02:31:25]  Shut up, you idiot.
[02:31:26]  Moonman for president.
[02:31:28]  Frontier psychologist.
[02:31:30]  Steve Bailey.
[02:31:31]  Dai Mondo.
[02:31:33]  Freeze Org.
[02:31:34]  What's up, Freeze Org?
[02:31:34]  Meep Meep.
[02:31:35]  Dorito Burrito.
[02:31:37]  Math Pony.
[02:31:39]  Anyway, we got Train Franz.
[02:31:41]  Who else do we have here?
[02:31:42]  We got Blake in the house.
[02:31:43]  Sean Rushford.
[02:31:45]  Tracker210 Plays.
[02:31:49]  Susie Sheep.
[02:31:51]  Erica Does.
[02:31:53]  Cam Sink.
[02:31:54]  Ashley A, Mr. Jokers, Mr. Bot, Quetzel Cotel, which is the Mayan God.
[02:32:04]  We've got Prince in the house.
[02:32:07]  Holding Capitalist.
[02:32:09]  BC Master.
[02:32:10]  Wilted Greens.
[02:32:12]  XU GodX2012, The Vietnam Show.
[02:32:16]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:32:18]  Invader Viceroy.
[02:32:21]  UFO Talk.
[02:32:22]  Bonkers Gorilla.
[02:32:24]  Oh, I think I already said Bonkers.
[02:32:26]  Goddamn.
[02:32:27]  El Rommel, Nick Kurz, Gizmo, Azure Flame, Tranny Templeton Santa.
[02:32:36]  Shut up, man.
[02:32:38]  Who else do we have here?
[02:32:39]  Schlong, Mario Sonic Boss, Odd Eyes Magician, Peppa Pig, MT Frets, Justice for Vic Migonga.
[02:32:52]  I don't know what the hell that means for Christ's sake.
[02:32:55]  Not a Raptor, Lars Loud, Devil Duck Raptor.
[02:33:01]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:33:02]  Edgar Crimson Reigns, Meet Meep.
[02:33:05]  All right, we get it.
[02:33:06]  All right, it's an Aaron.
[02:33:08]  Alexandria Casio Ghost has.
[02:33:10]  You son of a bitch.
[02:33:12]  All right.
[02:33:12]  Repent sinners, obey Jesus.
[02:33:15]  SSP.
[02:33:18]  Yeah, that's enough.
[02:33:19]  Gurak.
[02:33:20]  All right, we've had enough for Christ's sake.

=== Drinking Beer And Smoking Now (14:52) ===

[02:33:22]  All right, let's go ahead and let me go ahead and drink some more goddamn beer up in here.
[02:33:26]  All right.
[02:33:27]  Go ahead and drink some more goddamn beer.
[02:33:30]  Mr. Miko, what's up, Mr. Miko?
[02:33:34]  Who else do we have here?
[02:33:35]  Tim McKurev.
[02:33:39]  All right, what's going on, man?
[02:33:41]  Mario Sonic fan.
[02:33:44]  Neggy Gen 5 Cat.
[02:33:46]  Whatever the hell that means.
[02:33:48]  Ghost as a Jew.
[02:33:49]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:33:50]  Ghost as a Chew.
[02:33:51]  I don't understand what the hell that means, for Christ's sake.
[02:33:54]  Anyway, look, I'm tired of doing chat room shout outs.
[02:33:58]  All right, six Vinotary.
[02:34:00]  We get it.
[02:34:00]  All right.
[02:34:01]  That's enough.
[02:34:02]  All right, everybody.
[02:34:04]  CamSync.
[02:34:06]  All right, everybody, just calm down.
[02:34:08]  All right.
[02:34:09]  11 years of Albin Autistic.
[02:34:11]  Shut the hell up.
[02:34:12]  All right, that's enough.
[02:34:13]  Let's go ahead and drink some more beer.
[02:34:16]  Because drinking is what I like to do.
[02:34:24]  Oh, man.
[02:34:30]  Oh, man.
[02:34:32]  You know what?
[02:34:33]  I'm in such a good mood, man.
[02:34:34]  Before I get to the radio graffiti, because I know you guys are going to piss me off.
[02:34:37]  And I know what y'all guys.
[02:34:39]  I know you.
[02:34:40]  Okay.
[02:34:40]  I know you fucking trolls.
[02:34:43]  I know you.
[02:34:44]  I think I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce.
[02:34:47]  I mean, y'all notice, right?
[02:34:49]  Whenever I break out the devil's lettuce and let it hit the brain for a little bit, I kind of change into a different person, man.
[02:34:54]  I could feel it.
[02:34:56]  I can feel it.
[02:34:57]  Can y'all feel it?
[02:34:58]  I could feel it, man.
[02:34:59]  Buy that for a dog.
[02:35:00]  Frontier psychologist, psychiatrist.
[02:35:03]  It's not psychologist.
[02:35:05]  It's psychiatrist.
[02:35:06]  But either way, love the show.
[02:35:08]  My dude.
[02:35:09]  Hey, thank you very much, Frontier Psychiatrist.
[02:35:11]  I really appreciate it.
[02:35:13]  Listen, I'm not even kidding.
[02:35:14]  And all you people in the chat room saying that I'm an addict or something to get the hell out of.
[02:35:18]  I'm not an addict, baby.
[02:35:22]  I'm not an addict.
[02:35:26]  So go shove it up your ass.
[02:35:27]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
[02:35:29]  Buy that for a dollar.
[02:35:31]  Remember Pennex 2.0?
[02:35:34]  Any release date on that thing?
[02:35:36]  Well, man, I'm not going to release it to you, man.
[02:35:38]  I mean, you know, Peanix is not on 2.0.
[02:35:40]  It's in 3.0 now, baby.
[02:35:42]  All right.
[02:35:43]  But look, let's not talk about Peanut 3.0.
[02:35:46]  All right.
[02:35:46]  I don't want to talk about it because then everybody's going to ask.
[02:35:49]  I want Peenix 3.0.
[02:35:51]  I want a piece of that.
[02:35:53]  We don't want to go there.
[02:35:54]  Anyway, listen.
[02:35:55]  It's time to break out the devil's lettuce.
[02:35:58]  And once I take a couple of hits, once I, you know, take a couple of toques, I'm going to go ahead and do radio graffiti, baby.
[02:36:06]  All right.
[02:36:06]  Let's go ahead and empty the leftover ash.
[02:36:10]  Let's go ahead and dump the leftover ash.
[02:36:14]  not ass ash and let's go ahead and uh now listen i i i can't i needed some more tetrahydrocannabinol So I went to my dealer, which is a Mexican kid on the corner that sells candy apples out here in San Antonio, Texas.
[02:36:32]  And he gave me some weird, like, you know, some weird sounding weed.
[02:36:37]  It's called dick cheese.
[02:36:38]  Has anybody ever heard of dick cheese?
[02:36:42]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[02:36:44]  You know, I haven't smoked it as of yet because, I mean, I'm looking at it.
[02:36:48]  It's like in a medical bag.
[02:36:50]  It's called Loud Lock.
[02:36:51]  It says for medical use only and not for redistribution and all this other shit.
[02:36:56]  And on it, it's got like a medical cannabis.
[02:36:58]  It's dick cheese.
[02:37:02]  So I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be.
[02:37:04]  I asked the Mexican, and you know, all he said is, I don't know.
[02:37:09]  I don't know.
[02:37:11]  What the hell is Penis?
[02:37:12]  It's not PNS 3.0 ass crack.
[02:37:16]  It's P Next for the next.
[02:37:18]  P-NEX.
[02:37:19]  Did you lose your hair in Vietnam?
[02:37:22]  I didn't lose my hair, you asshole.
[02:37:24]  shut up.
[02:37:24]  All right.
[02:37:25]  So listen, I'm actually smoking the, does anybody know about what I'm talking about here?
[02:37:30]  Like the strain that I know?
[02:37:33]  It's called dick cheese.
[02:37:35]  It's what it says on the goddamn medical cannabis bag.
[02:37:39]  Does anybody know?
[02:37:41]  I know some of you freaking people are reefer addicts.
[02:37:45]  So that's why I'm asking if, you know, if y'all smoked dick cheese before, I don't know, man, but it smells pretty bad.
[02:37:52]  I want to be honest.
[02:37:54]  You know, once you open the bag, it smells up the whole freaking room like freaking skunk.
[02:38:02]  Like a skunk just, you know, opened up its skunk ass and just sprayed it all out.
[02:38:07]  Just ass blasted all over the fucking room.
[02:38:10]  Excuse my French.
[02:38:11]  I mean, that's what it smells like.
[02:38:13]  So anyway, listen, I've packed the bowl here, and I'm going to take a couple of hits.
[02:38:19]  And once I take a couple of hits, I'm going to take a drink, and we're going to radio graffiti, okay?
[02:38:25]  And I know that's what all of you are waiting for.
[02:38:29]  So we're going to do that here.
[02:38:30]  Might as well do it.
[02:38:31]  It's a Bald Friday.
[02:38:33]  Dick cheese on your boss.
[02:38:36]  Shut up, man.
[02:38:37]  All right.
[02:38:38]  This is a weed strain variant, okay?
[02:38:41]  You know how these freaking people who produce the tetrahydrocannabinol, they want to name their hybrid base crap on some sick, demented garbage.
[02:38:51]  Dick cheese equals smegma.
[02:38:54]  Shut the just shut up, all right?
[02:38:56]  This is the first time I'm smoking this strain, and we'll see what happens.
[02:39:01]  All right, we'll see how it is, all right?
[02:39:04]  Anyway, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and do this.
[02:39:10]  Can you have some?
[02:39:11]  Hey, you didn't put in on this, man.
[02:39:15]  You didn't put in on this.
[02:39:18]  All right, son of a bitch.
[02:39:20]  Let me go ahead and smoke this.
[02:39:22]  All right, that's it.
[02:39:29]  You got to let it hold it in when it hit the brain.
[02:39:33]  It's a weird taste.
[02:39:35]  Weird taste to this fucking dick cheese.
[02:39:41]  Oh my god.
[02:39:56]  Woo!
[02:39:58]  Oh.
[02:40:00]  Man, that was pretty good.
[02:40:04]  That's a pretty good dick cheese here, man.
[02:40:06]  I'm sorry.
[02:40:07]  I mean, that, well, that hit me like right away, man.
[02:40:10]  Right when I took it in, man, it just like like all the muscles in my body just, hmm.
[02:40:17]  Hit one of those, man.
[02:40:18]  You know what I mean?
[02:40:19]  Not for a dollar.
[02:40:21]  Okay, so what the F is Peanuts 3.0?
[02:40:24]  PNX 3.0.
[02:40:28]  Maybe you don't need to know about it.
[02:40:29]  Ends women's suffrage.
[02:40:30]  What the hell is this?
[02:40:31]  Women should not be allowed to vote.
[02:40:34]  Only people who should be allowed to vote are married men or men who have never been married over 50.
[02:40:40]  Anyone over 25 and singles vote only counts as half a vote.
[02:40:44]  Wow.
[02:40:45]  Widowed elderly women.
[02:40:46]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:40:47]  Jesus.
[02:40:51]  Good God, man.
[02:40:52]  Now I got to blow my nose, man.
[02:40:53]  You see, I'm secreting mucus out of my orifices, man.
[02:40:57]  let me go ahead and oh yeah man I can breathe now.
[02:41:14]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:41:14]  Let me go ahead and go ahead and take another, you know, just got to blow it.
[02:41:19]  I'm going to blow out all that mucus, man.
[02:41:26]  Hell yeah, man.
[02:41:28]  Oh, I feel great, man.
[02:41:31]  Just that one hit at that dick cheese, man.
[02:41:34]  That's some good stuff.
[02:41:35]  Nobody's ever tried this freaking strained dick cheese.
[02:41:39]  Are you serious?
[02:41:40]  Or is my freaking candy apple peddling dealer trolling me?
[02:41:46]  I'm just saying, man.
[02:41:47]  I'm just saying.
[02:41:48]  Hold on.
[02:41:57]  Nobody's ever tried.
[02:41:58]  Nobody's ever tried it.
[02:41:59]  And stop saying I got a Jew nose, whatever that means, man.
[02:42:02]  That's racist.
[02:42:04]  All right, that's just freaking racist, man.
[02:42:08]  All right.
[02:42:09]  This is my second hit of the hybrid variant called dick cheese.
[02:42:15]  This is tetrahydrocannabinol, grass, the wacky tobacco, devil's lettuce.
[02:42:21]  This is my second hit from it, man.
[02:42:23]  It's it's pretty hardcore, man.
[02:42:25]  I mean, the first hit is really, it's really got me, man.
[02:42:27]  Really goddamn got me, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:37]  Jack!
[02:42:40]  I agree.
[02:42:41]  Women have no business voting for anything.
[02:42:43]  Remember the good old days when they needed to be aware of it.
[02:42:46]  And I have not tried dick cheese.
[02:42:48]  I'm not gay.
[02:42:52]  SHUT UP!
[02:43:08]  Oh my god!
[02:43:15]  And shut up, Jackler, man.
[02:43:19]  I gotta blow up my nose again, man.
[02:43:31]  Devil's pubes, you asshole!
[02:43:34]  You don't understand, man.
[02:43:35]  This is the devil's lettuce.
[02:43:37]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:43:38]  This is the devil's lettuce.
[02:43:42]  On that note, I'm going to smoke.
[02:43:46]  Do I have any more?
[02:43:46]  Yeah, I got a little bit more.
[02:43:48]  Okay.
[02:43:48]  I got the third hit.
[02:43:49]  It should be the casher hit.
[02:43:51]  And once I do that, I feel pretty good, man.
[02:43:54]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:43:56]  I feel like somebody that, you know, is on a different plane, man, and a fucking different level, man.
[02:44:04]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:44:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:10]  And you people that are in the chat room saying that I'm addicted to reefer, I'm not addicted to reefer, man.
[02:44:18]  And shut up.
[02:44:19]  It's not crack.
[02:44:20]  Shut up, man.
[02:44:22]  It's freaking dick cheese.
[02:44:25]  What is it?
[02:44:26]  Fucking strain dick cheese strain, man.
[02:44:30]  Dick cheese.
[02:44:30]  Man, this is pretty fucking good, dick.
[02:44:32]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:44:33]  Is a pretty good freaking, you know, this is not, this is pretty goddamn good, man.
[02:44:38]  I'm not even, that's why I keep wanting to, you know, you know, get another hit from the pipe, man.
[02:44:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:44:43]  Let's get another hit for the hits from the bone.
[02:44:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:44:55]  You got to hold it in.
[02:44:56]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[02:44:57]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:58]  I hate these pussies that just take a hit and just go ahead and just blow it out.
[02:45:04]  Smegma Infuser.
[02:45:06]  Shut up, man.
[02:45:07]  It's fucking crazy.
[02:45:09]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[02:45:12]  Play some music while you're at it.
[02:45:14]  Play some music.
[02:45:15]  All right.
[02:45:15]  I'll play some music.
[02:45:16]  Let's play some music, man.
[02:45:18]  Dude, man, I'm.
[02:45:22]  I mean, man, I'm pretty.
[02:45:26]  I'm pretty, you know, I'm pretty out of it, man.
[02:45:29]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:45:32]  That was the kicker.
[02:45:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:45:35]  That was the engineer.
[02:45:37]  Can you put some music on, like some stoner stuff?
[02:45:41]  You know, the people want it.
[02:45:42]  The people are asking for it.
[02:45:44]  Can you put some goddamn like stoner music, man, that's like that gets into your mind, you know, that sparks the synapses in different directions?
[02:45:54]  Can you do that, man?
[02:45:58]  All right, let them get a let him go ahead and get to it.
[02:46:01]  Yeah, y'all wanted it.
[02:46:03]  Somebody text to speech it.
[02:46:05]  So you wanted it, man.
[02:46:08]  Man, I'm, whoa, man.
[02:46:10]  Whoa.
[02:46:10]  If I knew you could, I want to be honest with you, man.
[02:46:13]  The best feeling in the world is not just consuming tetrahydrocannabinol or the devil's lettuce.
[02:46:20]  You got to have some beer.
[02:46:22]  You know, you got to have some beer, and then you got to have some tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:46:26]  And let me tell you, there's nothing like a better feeling in the world than that.
[02:46:32]  Maybe it's just me.
[02:46:33]  Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
[02:46:35]  People are in the chat room saying that I should try acid.
[02:46:39]  I should try yay-yo.
[02:46:41]  I'm not going to try any of that crap, right?
[02:46:44]  Dark side of the moon.
[02:46:45]  You don't understand, man.
[02:46:47]  I can't do that.
[02:46:48]  I can't be like, you know, putting on like copyrighted music, man, because YouTube, you know, it's like a no-no, you know?
[02:46:56]  So engineer's got it.
[02:46:57]  Don't worry about it.
[02:46:58]  Engineer, are you, are you, are you ready?
[02:47:01]  We ready to go?
[02:47:06]  All right, give the engineer a minute or two, okay?
[02:47:10]  He's trying to look through some stuff.
[02:47:12]  Remember, make it stoner, man.
[02:47:14]  Make it like all woohoo and shit.
[02:47:18]  You get it?
[02:47:20]  Make it all woohoohoo.
[02:47:24]  All right, man.
[02:47:26]  Anyway, let me take one more sip of some of the beer, huh?
[02:47:31]  Filling myself up with piss.
[02:47:33]  I'm pretty inebriated right now.
[02:47:34]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:47:36]  I drank before I even got on the broadcast because I knew you people were going to try to troll me and make me look like an idiot, man.
[02:47:43]  And I'm not even kidding.
[02:47:44]  And I just drank a little bit.
[02:47:45]  And, you know, that's why I was able to withstand the garbage that you people tried to inflict on me in a cyberbullying capacity.
[02:47:53]  But now, man, I want to be honest.
[02:47:59]  I feel grrrrr. I feel really good, man.
[02:48:11]  I'm not kidding, man.
[02:48:12]  Can you hurry up, Engineer?

=== Feeling Good And In A Zone (04:34) ===

[02:48:14]  Come on, man.
[02:48:15]  I'm in a zone.
[02:48:17]  I want to play some music.
[02:48:19]  You know, I want to feel a little woohoo and shit.
[02:48:22]  I mean, let's hurry it up for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:25]  I'm in a zone.
[02:48:31]  All right.
[02:48:32]  Think he's got something.
[02:48:33]  So, whenever you're ready, engineer, go ahead and throw it up because, man, I'm fucking, I'm out of it, man.
[02:48:43]  Go ahead and throw it on anytime, engineer.
[02:48:47]  What the hell?
[02:48:50]  The hell is this?
[02:48:52]  Uh-oh.
[02:48:56]  Man.
[02:48:58]  Whoa.
[02:49:02]  Man, you're getting psychedelic on us there, engineer.
[02:49:06]  Ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:49:16]  Man, I told you to, you know, do something stoner, baby.
[02:49:20]  I told you to do something stoner.
[02:49:22]  I didn't, you know, I don't know what the hell this is, man.
[02:49:29]  Oh, man.
[02:49:31]  I mean, wow.
[02:49:34]  Where the hell did you get?
[02:49:35]  Where did you get this, dude?
[02:49:38]  Where the hell did you get this, engineer?
[02:49:40]  Seriously, man.
[02:49:42]  What are you searching, man?
[02:49:49]  Oh my god, man!
[02:49:55]  I'm just...
[02:49:58]  I just, I don't even know.
[02:49:59]  I don't even know what to say, man.
[02:50:01]  I mean, you listen to this music and you're under the influence.
[02:50:07]  Alice Cooper!
[02:50:09]  Alice Cooper.
[02:50:10]  No, man.
[02:50:11]  I'm feeling this right now.
[02:50:12]  Whatever the hell this is, man.
[02:50:15]  You know, it taps into those synapses that put you in tune with the third eye, dude.
[02:50:23]  The third eye.
[02:50:24]  And that's what I'm in tune with.
[02:50:26]  I'm in tune with my third eye right now.
[02:50:29]  And that's why I can see so clearly.
[02:50:32]  That's why you folks that are listening to me, that's why you're like, hey, Ghost sounds pretty cool.
[02:50:40]  Ghost sounds like a guy I want to talk to.
[02:50:42]  And y'all stop trolling me.
[02:50:44]  Do you understand?
[02:50:45]  Because I am a nice guy.
[02:50:48]  I'm a guy that cares about people.
[02:50:51]  That's why I do this broadcast.
[02:50:53]  I do this broadcast in an attempt to spark synapses in the brains of people so that they can be better in life.
[02:51:02]  Better in life.
[02:51:05]  Do you understand?
[02:51:06]  That's why I do what I do.
[02:51:08]  That's my sole motivation.
[02:51:10]  I'm not out here trying to spread negativity.
[02:51:14]  I'm not out here trying to spread bad vibes.
[02:51:20]  I'm trying to spread something that'll spark the synapses in your brains.
[02:51:27]  You understand?
[02:51:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:51:30]  Ride the comic.
[02:51:33]  I'm a star child.
[02:51:34]  You know, it's funny.
[02:51:37]  Star child.
[02:51:39]  You know that we are all stars.
[02:51:43]  We're all stars.
[02:51:47]  Every component and everything that is us, the molecules, the atoms, everything.
[02:51:58]  It's all remnants of stardust.
[02:52:03]  We're all stars.
[02:52:06]  That's why in each and every one of us, there's electricity.
[02:52:10]  There's a light.
[02:52:12]  There's a light that's within us.
[02:52:16]  You understand?
[02:52:17]  That's a light.
[02:52:18]  There's a light that burns within us.
[02:52:22]  There's an energy.
[02:52:25]  What makes you you?
[02:52:28]  You're nothing more than a meatbag.
[02:52:33]  Meatbag.
[02:52:35]  That's what you are.
[02:52:36]  A meatbag.
[02:52:39]  What causes the animation to your meatbag?
[02:52:44]  Meatbag.
[02:52:47]  I'm saying.

=== You Are Just A Meatbag (02:18) ===

[02:52:48]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:52:51]  What is it?
[02:52:55]  What causes the physical animation of your body?
[02:53:02]  Be careful, ghost.
[02:53:04]  A true duelist doesn't do drugs.
[02:53:06]  Hey, yammy, yupy, calm down, dude.
[02:53:09]  Don't harsh my mellow.
[02:53:12]  Don't harsh my mellow.
[02:53:16]  Enough to lump myself into this demographic.
[02:53:19]  Fun size dog.
[02:53:21]  Don't harsh my bag.
[02:53:23]  I'm about tired of all the fucking traffic and lack of open parking spots everywhere I go.
[02:53:28]  I'm on the plane.
[02:53:29]  I hate to see that problem gets plateau.
[02:53:32]  I can see the world and I can see it all.
[02:53:38]  All right, you know what?
[02:53:39]  Get this crap out of here, guys.
[02:53:41]  That's enough, man.
[02:53:43]  I'm not.
[02:53:44]  All right.
[02:53:45]  Shut it off, engineer.
[02:53:47]  Shut this goddamn crap off.
[02:53:50]  For Christ's sake.
[02:53:51]  All right, that's enough, man.
[02:53:54]  You see, like, I can feel the mixtures of the intoxicants.
[02:54:00]  I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri rock.
[02:54:08]  I need scissors.
[02:54:09]  61.
[02:54:10]  What the hell are you talking about, Colonel, and fun-size dog, and yeah, yammy, yagu, whatever it is?
[02:54:18]  Listen, I'm done, all right?
[02:54:20]  We gotta do something.
[02:54:24]  I'm like under the influence of a bunch of intoxicants, and those intoxicants right now are literally clashing with each other like a like that.
[02:54:35]  Okay, so what I'm gonna do right now is, you know, I'm just gonna go ahead and go into radio graffiti.
[02:54:40]  I mean, that's it's just I mean, what else do I do, engineer?
[02:54:44]  I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty lean is better than we.
[02:54:51]  Nah, don't do that, dude, man.
[02:54:53]  Seriously, don't do the lean, man.
[02:54:56]  That killed, hey, man, that killed DJ Screw.
[02:55:00]  You know, lean killed DJ Screw, man.
[02:55:03]  Lean killed Pimp C, baby.

=== Seriously Don't Do The Lean (02:01) ===

[02:55:07]  Just saying, man.
[02:55:09]  Let's calm your hand.
[02:55:10]  Don't be promoting that lean, man.
[02:55:12]  All right.
[02:55:13]  Come on, man.
[02:55:16]  All right.
[02:55:17]  Look, I'm really out of it, bro.
[02:55:18]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:55:19]  I shouldn't even be broadcasting right now because I'm so fucking zooted.
[02:55:26]  I'm so out of it, you know, with the clashing intoxicants.
[02:55:31]  So I guess I'm going to do whatever I can with Radio Graffiti.
[02:55:35]  And once we do that, I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
[02:55:38]  I don't even know what to call this Baller Friday.
[02:55:42]  I don't even know what to call it, but that's why I called it a Blackjack Baller Friday because it's the 21th episode, 21st, 21 episode.
[02:55:52]  And I knew something was going to happen.
[02:55:54]  I knew you assholes were going to do this.
[02:55:56]  I knew it, man.
[02:55:57]  I knew it.
[02:55:58]  So, you know, without any further ado, are we ready for Radio Graffiti Engineer for Christ?
[02:56:04]  Hambon Capitalist.
[02:56:07]  I'm pretty much a misanthrope who knows too much with my own inner circle of very loyal IRL friends.
[02:56:12]  I have spent the last 10 years developing and refining my mind's expanse.
[02:56:16]  And while I may not be the most normal person, I do have a fun-sized dung.
[02:56:22]  A fun-sized dog?
[02:56:26]  But the future is still alive, but future is still alive.
[02:56:31]  What is the future?
[02:56:33]  What is the future, right?
[02:56:35]  Because right now, as you're listening to me, you're listening to the present.
[02:56:41]  And the present, once it's already listened to, becomes the past.
[02:56:45]  So what is the future?
[02:56:48]  What is the future?
[02:56:50]  Just saying, man.
[02:56:53]  Man, I'm getting out.
[02:56:54]  You see what I'm doing, man?
[02:56:55]  I'm getting all weirded out, man.
[02:56:57]  You know, I'm just, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:02]  Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.

=== What Is The Future Really (05:48) ===

[02:57:09]  Just saying, man.
[02:57:12]  I buy that for a dollar.
[02:57:15]  Passage of time, what?
[02:57:19]  Do you believe in time?
[02:57:21]  Do you believe that time exists?
[02:57:25]  And if you do believe time exists, in what context do you believe that time exists?
[02:57:31]  Based upon the solar context of the way we live?
[02:57:38]  Based upon, I don't know what calendar, you know, etc.
[02:57:43]  Anyway, look, I don't want to go esoteric.
[02:57:46]  I'm not doing that, but I do want to say this.
[02:57:48]  Time is the ultimate magician.
[02:57:51]  And that's why all of you that are out here, you have to plan for the future, but live in the moment.
[02:58:02]  Plan for the future, but always remember the future can always change, but live for the moment.
[02:58:09]  All right?
[02:58:10]  So, and I want to be honest with you, man.
[02:58:15]  I need one more beer.
[02:58:16]  I need one more beer.
[02:58:17]  I'm sorry, you people, you people have turned me into this, this, and listen, I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, okay?
[02:58:25]  I want to be completely honest with everybody that's listening to me.
[02:58:28]  I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but I am consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
[02:58:35]  That is probably more than I would be had I not be doing this show.
[02:58:41]  And all the oh, Jesus Christ, all the crap that I have to endure.
[02:58:48]  And look how many, how many beers have I had?
[02:58:52]  Two four six eight, ten.
[02:58:55]  I got ten beers.
[02:58:57]  I got ten beers up in here, all right, ten goddamn beers.
[02:59:02]  And and you know I'm not, I'm not a asshole, I'm not an alcoholic ass crack, all right, I'm not an alcoholic.
[02:59:10]  And remember, I had three, four beers before the show, just so I could pass.
[02:59:15]  Why do you think I'm here right now?
[02:59:18]  I'm not kidding.
[02:59:19]  Why do you think I'm even here and even still talking?
[02:59:22]  And we went into this fucking, we went into this deep conversation about fucking.
[02:59:27]  You know, cartoons and and and sitcoms and and movies and all that crap man, I mean.
[02:59:34]  This is why man, you know you freaking, you know you got put the substance in you.
[02:59:41]  You know what I mean.
[02:59:42]  And I think that we've uh, we've had a good uh, we had a good deal.
[02:59:44]  All right, we had a good deal, all right, i'm gonna chug this.
[02:59:51]  I'm gonna chug this here, all right.
[02:59:53]  And everybody in the in the chat room calling me an alcoholic.
[02:59:57]  Go shove it up your ass.
[02:59:58]  I'm not an alcoholic okay, am I consuming copious amounts of alcohol at this point in time?
[03:00:06]  Uh, probably okay, but but am I an alcoholic?
[03:00:10]  No, i'm a connoisseur, and I want everybody to know that man, I mean, i'm saying this because look, I mean, take a look at it.
[03:00:18]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:00:18]  I'm not promoting any of the beers that i'm consuming in any of the broadcasts, and the reason is is because i'm not trying to.
[03:00:25]  I'm not trying to, you know, promote any kind of, any kind of brew, you know, I mean, but I do get pints and I do get different kinds of beers.
[03:00:34]  You know, i'm one of those schmucks.
[03:00:35]  You could probably yeah, I don't know, you could call me a beer snob.
[03:00:38]  I don't really give a crap, all right, but I get those, you know, beers that are sold individually.
[03:00:43]  I throw them all in like a you know 24, you know, I get, I get a lot of them okay and, and this is what i'm drinking here okay, I drink different kinds of beers because i'm a connoisseur.
[03:00:58]  I'm a connoisseur, you understand.
[03:01:00]  I'm not out here just getting drunk on the garbage.
[03:01:03]  Same thing every day.
[03:01:05]  I want to expand my palate, I want to expand my appreciation for different spirits, for different uh cigars and tobacco, you know, and now that i'm in unfortunately, self-medicating myself with tetrahydrocannabinol, I mean I also am get becoming a connoisseur of that.
[03:01:28]  You know, and I don't think that you people that are listening to me appreciate that man, i'm becoming a connoisseur of the devil's lettuce.
[03:01:37]  I understand the different uh strains of tetrahydrocannabinol the, the variants.
[03:01:43]  You know, the hybrids, you understand, and I understand that every time you smoke a different variant of of smoke, it makes you feel a little different.
[03:01:53]  It makes you, it makes you feel a little woohoo.
[03:01:56]  You know all that stuff and I like it.
[03:02:00]  I like it all.
[03:02:02]  Right, i'm sorry i'm.
[03:02:03]  I like it for a dollar.
[03:02:06]  Fuck ipas.
[03:02:07]  You know what i'm not drinking ipas okay, ipas are for, you know, lightweights that can babysit a beer while at the same time trying to get drunk on a cheap price.
[03:02:20]  That's the hipster movement.
[03:02:22]  You know it and I know it.
[03:02:23]  Man, when i'm at a bar, i'm not, i'm not ashamed to be fucking dropping about 150 200 if i'm at a damn bar.
[03:02:31]  All right.
[03:02:31]  When you're at a bar, that's what you're supposed to do man?
[03:02:34]  When you're out there, you're like yeah, i'm having a good time.
[03:02:37]  I'm out here in an environment where I should be appreciating all this.
[03:02:42]  You know what I mean.
[03:02:43]  And I have no problem dropping 150 minimum at a bar.
[03:02:48]  Okay, i'm not even kidding around Now, the thing about it is, you want to make sure that that experience of that bar is a good goddamn time.

=== Hipster Movement And Bars (14:55) ===

[03:02:57]  And these son of a bitches that are drinking these IPAs, they're sitting there holding on to a drink, sipping on it.
[03:03:04]  Yeah, no, I got the IPA, dude.
[03:03:06]  You don't understand?
[03:03:07]  I got the IPA that's really, really good.
[03:03:10]  And, you know, it's 9%, even though I've been sipping on it for the past three hours.
[03:03:15]  But I know my IPAs.
[03:03:18]  Shut this.
[03:03:19]  Just shut up.
[03:03:20]  Just shut up.
[03:03:21]  Now, now I gotta.
[03:03:22]  Now, hey, now I gotta go drain the goddamn main vein again.
[03:03:27]  All right.
[03:03:28]  Good God, man.
[03:03:30]  And it's because of you that I'm drinking so much, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:03:34]  I'm doing the Forlorico dance, man.
[03:03:36]  I gotta take this goddamn freaking drain into the main vein, man.
[03:03:42]  Oh, my God.
[03:03:44]  Three hours.
[03:03:45]  We've been on for three hours.
[03:03:48]  All right.
[03:03:48]  When I come back, we're going right to Radio Graffiti.
[03:03:51]  All right, I'm not even kidding, Ram.
[03:03:52]  Jesus Christ, I can't even believe I've been on for three hours.
[03:03:54]  It doesn't even seem like that, man.
[03:03:57]  It doesn't even seem like that on an episode 21, Black Jack Bowler Friday.
[03:04:03]  It's a state of emergency.
[03:04:08]  But I got to drain the main vein for Christ's sake.
[03:04:12]  Can you please engineer hook it up with a goddamn, I guess the same goddamn insanity control.
[03:04:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:04:26]  You know what I'm talking about.
[03:04:27]  Can you do that for me?
[03:04:29]  Can you do that?
[03:04:32]  All right, I'll be right back.
[03:04:33]  I'm draining the main vein.
[03:04:34]  And when I come back, right to Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:38]  All right.
[03:04:38]  I'm not even joking.
[03:04:39]  All right.
[03:04:40]  I'm just having a good time with you guys, man.
[03:04:42]  I've never drank with you guys.
[03:04:44]  I never had a Baller Friday with you guys.
[03:04:46]  And I'm really appreciating this.
[03:04:48]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:04:50]  And you trolls that trolled me.
[03:04:52]  Who's still standing now?
[03:04:56]  I'll be right back.
[03:04:57]  Take me out, Engineer.
[03:04:58]  I got to go, man.
[03:05:00]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[03:06:58]  Get out of here, engineer.
[03:06:59]  Get out of here.
[03:07:00]  I'm back.
[03:07:01]  All right, I'm back.
[03:07:01]  All right.
[03:07:06]  What a show today, man.
[03:07:08]  That's why I knew it was going to be a goddamn Black Jack Baller Friday, even though I didn't get to the commentary I wanted to get to.
[03:07:18]  But very interesting.
[03:07:20]  Oh, shit.
[03:07:21]  I've freaking got cans all over here.
[03:07:24]  Dropping all over the goddamn place.
[03:07:28]  Christ's sake, man.
[03:07:31]  I'm obviously pretty inebriated, folks.
[03:07:34]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[03:07:36]  I want to be completely honest with you.
[03:07:37]  Anyway, I'm going to have, I'm going to pour one more beer.
[03:07:40]  We're going right to Radio Graffiti.
[03:07:42]  But let me get, let me get, let me get, let me get, look at, look at that.
[03:07:44]  More beer.
[03:07:48]  I want to be honest with you, man.
[03:07:50]  This has been a pretty good show.
[03:07:53]  I've enjoyed this show.
[03:07:54]  You know, the show kind of reminds me of how it used to be back in the old days.
[03:08:00]  You know, we used to have conversations like this.
[03:08:04]  Pretty good stuff, man.
[03:08:06]  Pretty good, goddamn stuff.
[03:08:08]  I'm not even joking.
[03:08:11]  Even though I'm belching.
[03:08:14]  All right.
[03:08:15]  Now it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:08:20]  Wait a minute.
[03:08:21]  Let me ask the engineer.
[03:08:22]  Are we ready?
[03:08:22]  Are we ready for this?
[03:08:25]  I guess we're ready for it.
[03:08:27]  It's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:08:38]  That's right, folks.
[03:08:39]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast that makes the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:08:47]  Now, all you've got to do, folks, is call that number right now, 515-604-9052, that's on your screen.
[03:08:56]  And once the operator starts talking, hit that code right there and hit the little pound key, and you will be in queue and what are you in queue for?
[03:09:07]  You are in Q, so when I call on your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:09:21]  And another reason why I like Radio Graffiti so much is because it puts a point of emphasis.
[03:09:29]  Puts a point of emphasis on what's going on.
[03:09:34]  So anyway, what do I mean point of emphasis?
[03:09:38]  I'm talking about free speech.
[03:09:39]  I'm sorry.
[03:09:39]  I'm fucking high.
[03:09:40]  I'm sorry.
[03:09:41]  I am drunk.
[03:09:42]  I mean, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
[03:09:44]  I don't even know what I'm talking about, man.
[03:09:47]  Oh, my God.
[03:09:49]  I can't believe you people have gotten me this inebriated, man.
[03:09:53]  You know, I can't.
[03:09:54]  I cannot believe it, man.
[03:09:57]  All right.
[03:09:58]  Are we ready, Engineer?
[03:09:59]  Are we ready for this shit?
[03:10:00]  I'm fucked.
[03:10:01]  I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm out of there, man.
[03:10:04]  Are we ready?
[03:10:07]  All right.
[03:10:07]  We're going to go ahead and do this.
[03:10:09]  And we're going to get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[03:10:14]  All right.
[03:10:15]  Now, once again, if you're going to be on hold for Radio Graffiti, when I call on you, you better have a, you know, not an Obama phone, not an Obama speaker, etc.
[03:10:26]  I mean, you know, get something that we can hear you with.
[03:10:30]  All right.
[03:10:31]  All right.
[03:10:32]  Let's take some.
[03:10:33]  There's some anonymouses here.
[03:10:35]  All right.
[03:10:35]  Let's go ahead and take some anonymouses.
[03:10:37]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[03:10:40]  I buy that for us.
[03:10:45]  Whenever Ghost talks about the esoteric, he's ripping off a man by the name of Jordan Maxwell.
[03:10:50]  Jordan's the real deal in esoteric knowledge revealing such secrets as the cult of Saturn and that Jesus never existed.
[03:10:58]  Ghost is just a cheap ripoff.
[03:11:00]  What a pair of balls of the goddamn having gone.
[03:11:03]  Broadcasting from his trans office in Transantonio, Texas.
[03:11:06]  He's seven and no.
[03:11:12]  And now what?
[03:11:14]  I'm waiting.
[03:11:16]  I've got a new pair of balls, the trans they call.
[03:11:20]  All right.
[03:11:23]  Come on, man.
[03:11:25]  Come on.
[03:11:25]  And first of all, listen, when I brought up the transgendered notion, like, I guess a few shows ago, I wasn't saying that, oh, yeah, I want a tranny.
[03:11:37]  And, you know, that's what you idiots keep assuming.
[03:11:40]  I'm just telling you folks that I've got a lot of trannies that listen to the broadcast.
[03:11:48]  You know, I don't know what it is.
[03:11:49]  I think it's a manly dominance that I throw around this goddamn broadcast like it ain't crap.
[03:11:54]  That's why the trannies are like, ah.
[03:11:57]  anyway how about 260 raider graffiti yeah we can't we We can't even hear you.
[03:12:17]  I told you to take your Obama phone and shove it up your ass.
[03:12:21]  We want to hear what you're saying.
[03:12:23]  All right, we want to hear what you're saying, scumbag.
[03:12:26]  Here, we've got area code.
[03:12:29]  What is it?
[03:12:29]  This is a Skype call.
[03:12:32]  Wait, hold on.
[03:12:32]  We can accept Skype, Engineer.
[03:12:37]  All right.
[03:12:38]  I don't know, 6-1 Radio Graffiti.
[03:12:42]  Well, if you can coax somebody into that, then what happens is you close your eyes and you see the ordinary warm brown back, you know, closed eyelid scenario.
[03:12:54]  And then these colors begin racing together and it forms this mandalic, floral, slowly rotating thing with what's called a chrysanthemum.
[03:13:05]  Which is a place in the trip that you want to see as you go by it.
[03:13:09]  The chrysanthemum forms and you watch it for like 15 seconds.
[03:13:14]  If it doesn't give way, then you didn't do enough.
[03:13:20]  Wait, hey, hold on.
[03:13:21]  You're talking about hallucinogenics.
[03:13:23]  We're not sitting over here.
[03:13:26]  We're not going to be promoting hallucinogenics.
[03:13:29]  All right.
[03:13:29]  Come on, man.
[03:13:30]  915, Radio Graffiti.
[03:13:33]  Hello, Ghost.
[03:13:35]  Am I on?
[03:13:36]  Yeah.
[03:13:38]  How are you doing tonight, Ghost?
[03:13:40]  How are you?
[03:13:41]  Not too bad, man.
[03:13:42]  I mean, I'm feeling a little mellow tonight.
[03:13:44]  I'll tell you that.
[03:13:45]  I was listening earlier.
[03:13:47]  You were talking about a bunch of old cartoons and stuff.
[03:13:52]  I thought you weren't trying to appeal to that demographic anymore.
[03:13:55]  I thought you thought it was entertainment for tars if you talked about that kind of stuff.
[03:13:59]  Shut up.
[03:14:00]  Get this idiot out of here.
[03:14:01]  He doesn't know what he's talking about.
[03:14:02]  All right.
[03:14:03]  That's a damn lie, and everybody knows it.
[03:14:06]  How about 352, Radio Graffiti?
[03:14:11]  We got Rock of the Beat, Radio Graffiti.
[03:14:18]  Don't scare my face.
[03:14:21]  Oh, that's gross.
[03:14:36]  All right, man.
[03:14:37]  How can you all make compilations of me actually genuinely going through some violent ill episodes and actually combine that and think that that's like that's, that's funny?
[03:14:48]  I don't understand you people.
[03:14:50]  You people are a bunch of sick puppies, man.
[03:14:52]  You all need help.
[03:14:53]  I'm not even kidding around.
[03:14:54]  512 radio graffiti.
[03:14:58]  Seriously Samsung, this is shorter radio graffiti.
[03:15:02]  Let me tell you something.
[03:15:02]  You just wait until I not only get it put together and I start training.
[03:15:06]  You're gonna see the best gamer of all time man.
[03:15:09]  All right, I'm not even joking around.
[03:15:10]  Later, mission begins in 30 seconds.
[03:15:12]  I'm so determined, I'm motivated, and I just want to make you all look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[03:15:24]  Wait a minute, get away among your second.
[03:15:33]  You are all real tips in hell.
[03:15:49]  All right, get this, get this idiot out of here, for Christ's sake.
[03:15:53]  All right, and just wait till I get my computer.
[03:15:56]  I'm warning you, I'm warning all of you, you people that think that you're some big-time trolls.
[03:16:01]  Let's put it on the gaming table huh, huh.
[03:16:04]  Let's get some games going on so I can freaking give you some slaps like Ike Turner style.
[03:16:10]  You, son of a bitch, I'm not even joking.
[03:16:12]  You think I'm laughing.
[03:16:13]  You think it's a big joke?
[03:16:14]  You just wait man, freaking I9, baby.
[03:16:19]  All right, I fucking nine seven one, three radio graffiti.
[03:16:26]  Hey, go split with Alex Jones here.
[03:16:28]  Buy my radio grafilters they are the best filters out there that block all those little colors and instead let's pure radio.
[03:16:39]  Before you hang up, I'd like to say thank you for the wonderful talk about all those TV shows you have given us and the movie.
[03:16:47]  You stupid, freaking man child, son of a Bitch, I'm not even.
[03:16:54]  I don't even have the energy to do this crap anymore for Christ's sake, man.
[03:17:01]  I mean, what was that?
[03:17:03]  Yay!
[03:17:04]  Bugetti!
[03:17:06]  Yay!
[03:17:08]  You freaking asshole, man.
[03:17:10]  Who else do we have for Christ's sake?
[03:17:12]  615 Raider Graffiti.
[03:17:18]  I'm telling all of you, I hope that my treatment is my copious consumption of ain't on your conscience, man.
[03:17:45]  I'm freaking sick, man.
[03:17:51]  Get that asshole out.

=== Stop Using My Voice For Pray Calls (02:59) ===

[03:17:52]  I told you not to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon.
[03:17:57]  Bitch!
[03:17:58]  Don't make me sound like a goddamn cartoon!
[03:18:03]  Stop, man!
[03:18:06]  I'm not a cartoon, man.
[03:18:08]  I'm a serious man.
[03:18:11]  And I hope you all know that after all the intimate things we've done to each other tonight.
[03:18:18]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:18:20]  213 Raider Graffiti.
[03:18:23]  Night Browler, Raider Graffiti.
[03:18:27]  Help you.
[03:18:28]  What's going on?
[03:18:29]  Sir, you can tell me what's the problem.
[03:18:32]  I've got this phone number on my caller ID here.
[03:18:36]  And apparently, somebody just called my grandmother.
[03:18:40]  No, sir, we didn't call your grandmother.
[03:18:44]  No, hell no.
[03:18:46]  You lying, son of a bitch.
[03:18:48]  Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
[03:18:53]  Talking Clara Vintara, talking about you.
[03:18:57]  First and foremost, I am trying to advocate the racial superiority of one race over all races.
[03:19:05]  I never said that.
[03:19:07]  I have said many times, and I will continue to say, my race is better than your race.
[03:19:13]  I NEVER SAID THAT!
[03:19:15]  I'm calling for technical support.
[03:19:16]  How am I helping you?
[03:19:18]  How are you doing?
[03:19:20]  How am I helping you, sir?
[03:19:23]  Did somebody just call over here, man?
[03:19:26]  I'm sorry.
[03:19:27]  I've got this phone number on my caller ID here, and apparently somebody just called my grandmother.
[03:19:35]  We do not make any urban calls, so maybe you have a confusion.
[03:19:39]  We do not call our customers.
[03:19:41]  If you have any problem, you have to go support.
[03:19:43]  Bitch, shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
[03:19:47]  You know what?
[03:19:47]  They call me from somewhere else other than the crapper, all right?
[03:19:51]  Jesus Christ.
[03:19:53]  What's happened?
[03:19:54]  You know it, and I know it.
[03:19:56]  I'm sorry.
[03:19:57]  What the hell, Doward?
[03:19:58]  Who gives a shout out?
[03:19:59]  Who cares for Christ's sake, you moron?
[03:20:02]  Shouting is a solution, you think?
[03:20:05]  You will shout when you're coming to get picked?
[03:20:09]  You think shouting is a solution?
[03:20:12]  Keep shouting.
[03:20:13]  Yeah.
[03:20:14]  Louder.
[03:20:16]  Louder.
[03:20:17]  Yeah.
[03:20:18]  Yeah.
[03:20:19]  That's right.
[03:20:21]  What the fuck?
[03:20:24]  Somebody did this?
[03:20:27]  Somebody goddamn did this?
[03:20:30]  Stop using my voice for pray calls, you son of a bitch.
[03:20:38]  Goddamn fixed.
[03:20:40]  Don't you dare!
[03:20:41]  Don't you goddamn dare do that crap, man.
[03:20:45]  The last time somebody did that, they called the CIA and they called the FBI.

=== Get This Musical Blasphemy Out (02:51) ===

[03:20:51]  And that's not funny!
[03:20:54]  That's not funny!
[03:20:58]  I thought we had something going for Christ's sake, man.
[03:21:01]  I thought we had a fucking rapport going on.
[03:21:03]  You know, it was Baller Friday, all this other crap.
[03:21:08]  We're a bunch of scumbags, man.
[03:21:10]  Straight up.
[03:21:10]  What a bunch of goddamn stupid scumbags, man.
[03:21:17]  Jesus Christ.
[03:21:18]  336 radio graffiti.
[03:21:23]  I hate them, dude.
[03:21:23]  I just fucking hate him, dude.
[03:21:24]  I can't stand but watch a black person.
[03:21:26]  I just want to punch their fucking kid in their face.
[03:21:29]  They always claim that they have no children, but when it's taxis and they claim to have 10 fucking baby mamas and baby daddies.
[03:21:35]  Whoa, I just want to say, take them off, engineer!
[03:21:40]  Take them off!
[03:21:41]  For Christ's sake, that racist crap!
[03:21:44]  I don't condone that!
[03:21:46]  I don't condone that, man!
[03:21:50]  God damn it, man.
[03:21:51]  Do you want me to end this show, man?
[03:21:53]  I should be ending this goddamn show, man, for Christ's sake.
[03:22:01]  Making me belch, man.
[03:22:03]  That's all y'all are good for, right?
[03:22:07]  That's all y'all goddamn sons of bitches are good for, man.
[03:22:12]  Let's take one more anonymous, man.
[03:22:14]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[03:22:34]  Man, let me tell you something.
[03:22:35]  Yeah, I hope that you're not yelling ghosts because it sounds like your asshole is puckering.
[03:22:42]  And I hope that I'm not the inspiration of that.
[03:22:44]  That's all I'm saying, for heaven's sake.
[03:22:47]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti. No.
[03:22:59]  What?
[03:22:59]  What?
[03:23:03]  Ram Rich with Pan Terra?
[03:23:10]  This freaking musical blasphemy.
[03:23:12]  Get it off, engineer.
[03:23:13]  Get this musical blasphemy out of here.
[03:23:17]  Get it!
[03:23:18]  Don't you dare!
[03:23:21]  Don't you dare!
[03:23:23]  Don't you dare commit musical blasphemy with Pantera like that, man.
[03:23:31]  What a bunch of bastards, man.
[03:23:33]  You know.
[03:23:33]  You all know.
[03:23:35]  Whoever the hell did that knows I like Pantera.
[03:23:38]  And you know what, man?
[03:23:40]  You just wait till I find out who you are.

=== Greatest Metal Group To Ever Exist (02:39) ===

[03:23:46]  Fucking Pantera.
[03:23:47]  Do you understand me?
[03:23:49]  The greatest metal group to ever to be in existence.
[03:23:54]  Shut up, man.
[03:23:56]  You people don't care, man.
[03:23:58]  415 Radio Graffiti.
[03:24:01]  Hey, ghost, this is LeBron.
[03:24:03]  How's it going?
[03:24:04]  Hey, what's up?
[03:24:05]  It's LeBon.
[03:24:06]  How you doing, man?
[03:24:08]  Nothing much.
[03:24:10]  What a good show today, you know?
[03:24:14]  I hope it was a good show.
[03:24:16]  I really do hope it was, man.
[03:24:18]  Yes, it was, but, you know, for the first 30 minutes, I thought all hope was lost, you know?
[03:24:24]  No, we came back.
[03:24:26]  We came back.
[03:24:28]  It was a black jack baller Friday.
[03:24:30]  We came back, man.
[03:24:32]  Yeah, you said it, ghost.
[03:24:34]  You know, I hope to see you Monday and have a good presentation weekend, okay?
[03:24:39]  Hey, thank you very much, man.
[03:24:40]  I appreciate that.
[03:24:41]  It's libbin, man, out there from Africa somewhere, man.
[03:24:46]  What's going on to 317 Radio Graffiti?
[03:24:53]  Hey, ghost at the split bath.
[03:24:55]  Let's go.
[03:24:55]  What's going on?
[03:24:59]  Not much.
[03:25:00]  You guys talked about movies earlier.
[03:25:03]  I assume you like Burt Reynolds.
[03:25:05]  Have you ever heard of a movie called White Lightning?
[03:25:09]  Yeah, I've heard of White Lightning for Christ.
[03:25:11]  And why would you assume that I love Burt Reynolds or something, man?
[03:25:15]  Because he's got a mustache or something?
[03:25:18]  I mean, what do you people?
[03:25:20]  You know, let me explain something to you people.
[03:25:22]  Is that how you people view me?
[03:25:24]  That I'm some kind of a $5 whore on Nickel Knight?
[03:25:27]  And what?
[03:25:29]  That I'm like a homosexual that likes masculine mustache having men or something?
[03:25:35]  Is that what y'all think of me for Christ's sake?
[03:25:38]  I like Burt Reynolds for Christ.
[03:25:41]  I like Burt Ray.
[03:25:42]  Shove it up.
[03:25:43]  Why the hell would I like Burt Reynolds?
[03:25:48]  Burt Reynolds, man.
[03:25:50]  I'm sure with that same logic, you're going to say that I like Tom Selleck, for Christ's sake.
[03:25:55]  Even though I do like the intro to Magnum PI.
[03:25:58]  Bam, bam, banana, benefit, benefit, benefit, bam, pen and penny.
[03:26:02]  Bam, It's pretty good stuff.
[03:26:07]  I don't like Magnum P.I. I'm just saying.
[03:26:08]  But I'm assuming you people would do that.
[03:26:11]  It's just.
[03:26:14]  That's how you trolls are.
[03:26:16]  You're just a bunch of Milky Lickers, for Christ's sake.
[03:26:18]  Who else do we have here?

=== Another Anonymous Radio Graffiti (05:20) ===

[03:26:22]  What the hell?
[03:26:22]  Hold on.
[03:26:23]  We got somebody.
[03:26:23]  What is this?
[03:26:27]  15.5 inches of pure imagination.
[03:26:33]  You know, I want to be honest with you, man.
[03:26:36]  I'm sure that's a guy saying that.
[03:26:39]  And why is it always the guys that are like, nah, you know what?
[03:26:42]  You got 15 and a half inches there.
[03:26:45]  I want to see it.
[03:26:46]  All right.
[03:26:47]  Whip it out.
[03:26:47]  I want to see it.
[03:26:48]  I want to see that man meet right in the flesh.
[03:26:52]  And once I see it, I want to be able to grab it.
[03:26:54]  I want to be able to get it.
[03:26:56]  I mean, you guys are a bunch of sick perverts, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:27:00]  Barney Gumble Belch.
[03:27:02]  What the hell does that mean, Barney Gumble Belch?
[03:27:09]  You're trying to, you know, just shut up.
[03:27:11]  That's enough.
[03:27:12]  Let me continue on with Radio Graffiti, please.
[03:27:14]  All right.
[03:27:15]  How about another anonymous Radio Graffiti?
[03:27:37]  That's not funny at all.
[03:27:39]  All right.
[03:27:39]  That's not funny at all.
[03:27:42]  I don't appreciate that.
[03:27:44]  Pick up 347.
[03:27:47]  Hold on.
[03:27:48]  I got to ask the engineer.
[03:27:49]  Do we have a 347?
[03:27:53]  All right.
[03:27:54]  He's going to look.
[03:27:54]  If we got 347, we'll do it.
[03:27:56]  All right.
[03:27:57]  Good God, man.
[03:27:58]  Can y'all stop doing this?
[03:28:00]  347?
[03:28:01]  I don't even see a 347 on here, man.
[03:28:05]  I'm looking at the engineer.
[03:28:07]  There's no goddamn 347 347.
[03:28:13]  Jesus Christ.
[03:28:14]  How dare you do that?
[03:28:16]  How dare you people do this?
[03:28:19]  Call 347.
[03:28:22]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:28:22]  Here's a 347.
[03:28:23]  Never mind.
[03:28:24]  I'm sorry.
[03:28:25]  All right, we got 347 radio graffiti.
[03:28:30]  Yo, baby, what's going on?
[03:28:32]  What's going on?
[03:28:33]  Who's this?
[03:28:35]  It's me, Ghetto Capitalist.
[03:28:37]  How you doing, baby?
[03:28:39]  Oh, yeah.
[03:28:40]  This is.
[03:28:41]  Okay, I'll play along.
[03:28:42]  Is this really Ghetto Capitalist?
[03:28:46]  Yeah, of course, baby.
[03:28:47]  I'm sitting here with Fuku.
[03:28:48]  We're having ourselves a beer.
[03:28:49]  You know, sitting out here with being capitalist, baby, that's how it goes.
[03:28:54]  Oh, yeah.
[03:28:54]  What kind of beer are you having, ghetto capitalist?
[03:28:57]  What's the ghetto capitalist beer of today?
[03:29:01]  Yo, we got some button light over here.
[03:29:03]  Kidding, get this idiot button light.
[03:29:06]  Get this asshole out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:29:09]  Ghetto Capitalist wouldn't be drinking that Kentucky fried chicken piss.
[03:29:12]  He'd be out there and be like, Yeah, baby, I need an OD, baby.
[03:29:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:29:17]  I'm drinking OD.
[03:29:19]  I'm drinking a Coke Fortify and a Kit Kat.
[03:29:22]  Get the hell up, man.
[03:29:24]  These posers, man.
[03:29:25]  I agree, man.
[03:29:26]  Posers, man.
[03:29:27]  661 radio graffiti.
[03:29:32]  Ghost, this is patiently waiting, and I'm still patiently waiting for your dearest bag.
[03:29:38]  If you keep me waiting, I'll take you to my woodshed.
[03:29:42]  I ain't made a man of you yet, big boy.
[03:29:46]  Jesus, man.
[03:29:50]  That's like the other troll.
[03:29:52]  Like, they want to be gay with me.
[03:29:54]  Like, trolls want to be gay with me.
[03:29:57]  Why do you want to be gay with me, man?
[03:29:59]  What the hell is that about?
[03:30:01]  Big boy.
[03:30:02]  Why?
[03:30:03]  Why, man?
[03:30:05]  Why?
[03:30:06]  I just take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, man.
[03:30:11]  647, 647 Radio Graffiti.
[03:30:37]  Wait a minute, is that me?
[03:30:42]  Is that me?
[03:30:43]  Are you trying to say that I have a high voice like Jimmy Barge?
[03:30:58]  You, you son of a bitch.
[03:31:04]  Damn it.
[03:31:07]  Shut the hell up, man.
[03:31:09]  All of you, shut up.
[03:31:12]  The only reason that I was pissed off enough to even get that high is because of you people.
[03:31:19]  And you're laughing.
[03:31:20]  Look at them.
[03:31:21]  Look at them in the chat room.
[03:31:23]  They're laughing.
[03:31:24]  They're laughing.
[03:31:26]  They're goddamn laughing.
[03:31:31]  Damn it.
[03:31:32]  They're goddamn laughing.
[03:31:33]  But you know what?
[03:31:34]  Screw you, man.
[03:31:36]  Screw you.

=== Screw You On Black Jack Baller Friday (14:22) ===

[03:31:42]  What a horrible goddamn baller Friday, man.
[03:31:46]  You know, I can't believe this.
[03:31:47]  This is a Black Jack Baller Friday.
[03:31:51]  Episode 21.
[03:31:53]  Episode 21, Black Jack Baller Friday, you son of a bitch.
[03:31:59]  Give me some more goddamn beer, man.
[03:32:02]  Give me some more beer.
[03:32:05]  It's the only thing that takes the pain away.
[03:32:15]  Jesus Christ, man, you son of a bitch.
[03:32:19]  561 radio graffiti.
[03:32:23]  Hey, ghost, the strain of pot or whatever that you said you got, it's not dick cheese.
[03:32:28]  It's uh, it's called cheesy dick.
[03:32:31]  That's uh, that's the only strain that I can think of that has the same kind of name.
[03:32:36]  Oh, yeah.
[03:32:37]  What does it say about it?
[03:32:38]  What does it say about it?
[03:32:40]  Um, I think it's uh indica strain primarily.
[03:32:44]  I can't don't quote me on that.
[03:32:47]  I'm not a recreational pot smoker, but the only just wanted to call it and say that's the only stream that I can think of with a similar cheese name.
[03:32:55]  Well, you know what?
[03:32:55]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:32:57]  But I'm telling you, I really do trust the kid that sells the candy apples on the corner, man, hooking me the listen, listen.
[03:33:06]  Do you hear that bag?
[03:33:07]  This is in a medicinal bag.
[03:33:10]  It's got medical cannabis on it, man.
[03:33:14]  It's unbelievable, man.
[03:33:15]  It's good.
[03:33:17]  I mean, you hear it, man.
[03:33:19]  I mean, just, it's great, man.
[03:33:21]  I mean, you know, a little bit of a Camon Main, you know?
[03:33:26]  518 Radio Graffiti.
[03:33:32]  I'm just doing 518 call with the best.
[03:33:34]  Don't let them get to you, Ghost.
[03:33:36]  You got this man.
[03:33:37]  You're in control.
[03:33:38]  Cheers from the inner circle.
[03:33:40]  Because let's face it, your show's getting a little fail.
[03:33:43]  My show's getting a little stale, you asshole.
[03:33:46]  How do you figure that, you piece of crap?
[03:33:49]  I don't know.
[03:33:50]  It's just the same thing every day.
[03:33:51]  I think, get it!
[03:33:54]  Get him out of here!
[03:33:56]  And hey, hey, Captain Dessey, man, thank you very much.
[03:34:00]  Cheers to you, man.
[03:34:01]  Cheers to you, to Captain Dessey, man.
[03:34:05]  I'm not going to let these trolls get to me, man.
[03:34:08]  You know, I'm lucky that I'm under the influence of several different intoxicants out here.
[03:34:16]  That's why I can do that.
[03:34:19]  Little flip, you know, you don't remember that.
[03:34:21]  I can do that.
[03:34:23]  I got chains that hang to my nuts.
[03:34:26]  I can do that.
[03:34:27]  I walk around with my teeth in princess's cuts.
[03:34:31]  I can do that.
[03:34:33]  Anyway, how about I'm an anonymous radio graffiti?
[03:34:39]  Oh, hello there, Ghost.
[03:34:40]  I was just calling to say that you really inspired me on Wednesday's episode to find my career as a painter.
[03:34:47]  As a painter?
[03:34:48]  Wait a minute.
[03:34:49]  I didn't say anything about becoming a painter.
[03:34:51]  Why are you becoming a painter?
[03:34:54]  Well, I can take a few huffs here and there between paint strokes, you know?
[03:34:58]  All right, get this.
[03:34:59]  Get this, Australia.
[03:35:00]  Get this asshole asshole out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[03:35:06]  You know, the worst of those trolls in the previous show, Hail Paintler, assholes.
[03:35:12]  Hail Paintler.
[03:35:15]  Freaking idiots, for Christ's sake, man.
[03:35:18]  214 radio graffiti.
[03:35:22]  Hi, Ghost.
[03:35:23]  What's the status on your war with Alex Jones?
[03:35:27]  Well, listen, man.
[03:35:28]  If Alex Jones wants to call a truce, we can call a truce.
[03:35:33]  All right?
[03:35:35]  You know, and maybe we can negotiate something.
[03:35:38]  Maybe I can interview him on my show because I ain't going to his show.
[03:35:41]  He's going to have to come to my show.
[03:35:43]  I'm not going to his show, man.
[03:35:45]  All right.
[03:35:47]  He can come to my show and, you know, hey, how you doing, Ghost?
[03:35:52]  I'm Alex Jones here, and I'm glad that we had the sit-down talk here.
[03:35:56]  And I just want to tell you that, Ghost, for the past 11 years, prior to you getting on the air, I was just some fat, dumb hillbilly that was just babbling along and it was just talking a bunch of nonsense, whatever that was able to sell.
[03:36:12]  But when you came along, Ghost, you gave me the content format, the template to be able to go out here and conquer the airwaves.
[03:36:22]  That's what I would like to hear.
[03:36:24]  Okay, I'm sorry.
[03:36:24]  That's what I would like to hear.
[03:36:27]  Jesus Christ.
[03:36:29]  732 Radio Graffiti.
[03:36:47]  All right, yeah, I remember that frog scene in, I get it.
[03:36:53]  I know what you're getting at, you milky liquor.
[03:36:55]  Really funny.
[03:36:56]  614 Radio Graffiti.
[03:36:59]  Oh, yeah, go faster.
[03:37:14]  Get away!
[03:37:15]  Get away!
[03:37:15]  I'm on!
[03:37:16]  Get away!
[03:37:20]  As long as it's okay with ghosts, oh yeah.
[03:37:23]  I want me some of that.
[03:37:25]  I'm gonna run up here like a stallion.
[03:37:28]  Your mouth is going to be raw.
[03:37:48]  Corn yard orgy.
[03:37:52]  You son of a fucking bitch.
[03:37:55]  You son of a goddamn it!
[03:37:59]  Life in my goddamn crap!
[03:38:02]  That's sick!
[03:38:03]  That's perverted!
[03:38:09]  That's freaking perverted, you assholes!
[03:38:13]  How dare you, man?
[03:38:15]  How goddamn dare you!
[03:38:18]  How goddamn dare you, man?
[03:38:21]  What the hell was that, man?
[03:38:22]  You fucking was that Gerbit the frog?
[03:38:24]  For Christ's sake, man.
[03:38:25]  I thought he was dead.
[03:38:29]  Son of a bitch.
[03:38:31]  I'm only going to take a couple more of these and I'm out of here.
[03:38:34]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:38:36]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:38:39]  713 radio graffiti.
[03:38:43]  Ghost rip me off.
[03:38:45]  All right, I'm sorry.
[03:38:47]  You understand?
[03:38:48]  I used to be Alex Jones.
[03:38:49]  I used to be Alex Joe's.
[03:38:52]  Do y'all remember?
[03:38:54]  I was Alex Joe's.
[03:38:56]  And Ghost somehow got hold of my goddamn whatever.
[03:39:00]  He got a hold.
[03:39:01]  You know me.
[03:39:02]  Ghost is history, man.
[03:39:03]  That asshole has been ripping me off for 11 years.
[03:39:08]  And this son of a bitch over here is his birthday today, huh?
[03:39:12]  You know what?
[03:39:12]  Go shove it up your ass ghost.
[03:39:14]  This is some leftist piece of trash that doesn't believe in the freedom of speech out here.
[03:39:18]  What?
[03:39:19]  And that's what's typical with those.
[03:39:20]  You know, you want to sit here.
[03:39:22]  You want to shove your goddamn ridiculousness of over-expression and over-tetrahydro-connevanol.
[03:39:30]  And here we are.
[03:39:32]  We're here now.
[03:39:35]  I am Alex Joe's.
[03:39:37]  Joe, son, get him out of here.
[03:39:39]  Get this, son of a bitch out of here.
[03:39:42]  Get him!
[03:39:44]  Get him!
[03:39:45]  Get him out!
[03:39:47]  Get him the hell out of here!
[03:39:49]  For Christ's sake, man!
[03:39:52]  What kind of crap was that?
[03:39:56]  What kind of crap is that, man?
[03:39:59]  I mean, you're, I mean, don't you people understand?
[03:40:02]  You people are lucky that I'm even on with you this long, man.
[03:40:07]  After all the crap that you've done to me this evening, do you understand me?
[03:40:15]  All the things that you've done!
[03:40:18]  All the things that you've done, man!
[03:40:23]  It's horrible.
[03:40:24]  It's just freaking horrible, man.
[03:40:28]  Jesus Christ, look at all this crap.
[03:40:29]  I got crap everywhere.
[03:40:32]  For Christ's sake, man, I hope you all are happy, man.
[03:40:36]  Christ's sake, man.
[03:40:37]  I hope you all are happy, man.
[03:40:40]  What a freaking black jackballer Friday episode 20, goddamn one.
[03:40:46]  What a freaking ball Friday, man.
[03:40:50]  I don't even know if I should be going on with the damn radio graffiti, man.
[03:40:55]  I don't even know, man.
[03:40:57]  I don't even know, man.
[03:40:58]  Should I go on with a radio graffiti engineer?
[03:41:02]  No!
[03:41:06]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:41:10]  Only a couple of more, all right?
[03:41:12]  Only a couple of goddamn more for freaking heaven's sake.
[03:41:16]  808 radio graffiti.
[03:41:22]  Sounds like you're having a bit of a hard time, but how's it going, Ghost?
[03:41:25]  I'm not doing too well.
[03:41:27]  I want to be honest with you.
[03:41:28]  I'm having, you're damn right.
[03:41:29]  I'm having a hard time.
[03:41:33]  Sorry about that, dude.
[03:41:35]  Anyway, I just give you a call.
[03:41:37]  You know, we've been in operation two weeks business-wise now.
[03:41:40]  Things are looking pretty good for us.
[03:41:42]  Operated first week did a loss for a bit just because.
[03:41:46]  Well, hold on.
[03:41:47]  Wait a minute.
[03:41:47]  I'm not in.
[03:41:48]  Hold on.
[03:41:48]  I'm not in business with you.
[03:41:50]  Who the hell are you?
[03:41:51]  We've been in business for two weeks.
[03:41:53]  What the hell does that mean?
[03:41:56]  I'm the guy that called you a couple weeks ago and asked for some advice from the R ⁇ D department.
[03:42:01]  I need to five students different on campus.
[03:42:05]  Quit complaining.
[03:42:06]  Sorry for not being active today, but I felt like taking a break from the monotony of your stale show.
[03:42:14]  I'm not owning a business, and Mr. Neckers over here, you know, was doing what the hell did what the hell did what the hell did he say?
[03:42:23]  What the hell did Mr. Necker say here, man?
[03:42:26]  Jesus Christ, I'm losing track of the show over here.
[03:42:29]  Quit complaining.
[03:42:30]  Sorry for not being active today, but I felt like a break.
[03:42:33]  Just shut your stupid mouth, all right?
[03:42:36]  All right, just shut your stupid, goddamn, stinking, smelly salmon hole, man.
[03:42:42]  All right, I'm taking a couple more of these, and I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
[03:42:46]  How about Tyron, Radio Graffiti?
[03:43:01]  What the?
[03:43:17]  Can suck up my dick.
[03:43:19]  I'm back, a map.
[03:43:21]  Can suck up my dick.
[03:43:24]  Suck my dick.
[03:43:26]  Suck my dick.
[03:43:28]  My dick, my dick.
[03:43:29]  Get it.
[03:43:32]  You son of a fucking.
[03:43:34]  Damn it!
[03:43:36]  You're besmirched in my name!
[03:43:38]  You're besmirched in my show!
[03:43:40]  I'm not a pervert!
[03:43:43]  I'm not a pervert!
[03:43:46]  Damn it!
[03:43:49]  Goddamn neutral terrorist and cyber vermin, man!
[03:43:55]  You think I'm gonna continue on, huh, with radio graffiti after being besmirched like that?
[03:44:01]  Hell no!
[03:44:03]  Hell goddamn no!
[03:44:05]  I deserve respect!
[03:44:07]  Get me out of here.
[03:44:08]  Close the goddamn radio graffiti engineer.
[03:44:12]  God damn it!
[03:44:13]  Get out of here!
[03:44:14]  Goodbye.
[03:44:15]  You're dead, right?
[03:44:16]  Goodbye, man.
[03:44:19]  How dare you, man?
[03:44:21]  I thought we had rapport tonight, man.
[03:44:24]  I thought that you and I had like a casual conversation, like we were at a bar for Christ's sake, and this is what you people are doing making freaking perverted songs about me for Christ's sake, man.
[03:44:40]  I can't believe you, man.
[03:44:42]  What a black Jack Bowler Friday, man.
[03:44:46]  Episode 21.
[03:44:48]  I didn't get to anything that I wanted to cover on the agenda today, man.
[03:44:54]  I didn't cover anything.
[03:45:00]  I'm out of here, man.
[03:45:01]  I can't believe I even wasted a Baller Friday with you people, man.
[03:45:06]  I can't believe.
[03:45:08]  What is this?
[03:45:08]  What?
[03:45:09]  You have such a lovely voice, John Conquest.
[03:45:12]  Can you scream a bit louder?
[03:45:13]  Shut your cocks.
[03:45:15]  Shut your mouth.
[03:45:17]  Shut your mouth.
[03:45:18]  I'm not joking, man.
[03:45:19]  I'm so done.
[03:45:20]  I'm so goddamn done.
[03:45:21]  All right, Mr. Neckers and all you people out here.
[03:45:24]  All right.
[03:45:25]  I'm done.
[03:45:27]  I'm done.
[03:45:28]  Stick a goddamn fork at me.
[03:45:30]  I'm done.
[03:45:33]  Oh, God.
[03:45:36]  I'm so done.
[03:45:37]  I'm so goddamn done.
[03:45:39]  And shut up in the chat room.
[03:45:41]  What the hell do you win?
[03:45:44]  You don't win nothing.
[03:45:46]  I've been here for three hours and 45 minutes.
[03:45:50]  Giving you all my heart, man.
[03:45:54]  I'm sorry about the trolls, man.
[03:45:57]  Hey, Captain Dechi, man.
[03:45:58]  Thank you very much, man.
[03:46:00]  The newest member of the inner circle, man.

=== I'm So Goddamn Done With Trolls (03:27) ===

[03:46:04]  I know.
[03:46:04]  I mean, you hear these troll terrorists, man.
[03:46:08]  You hear these cyber vermin, man.
[03:46:12]  And shut up in the chat room.
[03:46:15]  Shut up.
[03:46:17]  Don't let the niggers gaze and juice.
[03:46:20]  Shut up with that racist crap, man.
[03:46:22]  That's not Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
[03:46:24]  Shut up.
[03:46:26]  Shut up, man.
[03:46:29]  Oh, my God.
[03:46:30]  You don't win nothing, man.
[03:46:32]  Shut up.
[03:46:33]  Shut your goddamn mouth in the chat room.
[03:46:37]  You don't win nothing.
[03:46:39]  You f ⁇ .
[03:46:40]  God damn it.
[03:46:42]  You don't win nothing.
[03:46:47]  I've been here for three hours and 45 minutes, man.
[03:46:54]  I've been giving you my freaking heart, you stupid, sorry, sex of ungrateful urinal cake curator crap.
[03:47:02]  I'd buy that front.
[03:47:03]  Oh, God.
[03:47:05]  Me not sorry about trolls.
[03:47:07]  We win again, you got hambo.
[03:47:09]  Oh, shut up.
[03:47:09]  You don't win nothing, bonkers.
[03:47:11]  You don't win nothing.
[03:47:14]  Nobody wins nothing, man.
[03:47:17]  How goddamn dare you, goddamn trolls, man.
[03:47:21]  How goddamn dare you, goddamn trolls, man.
[03:47:25]  How can epic win?
[03:47:29]  Fucking screw you.
[03:47:31]  Screw you.
[03:47:33]  Screw you.
[03:47:35]  You don't win nothing.
[03:47:37]  You don't win nothing.
[03:47:40]  God damn it, I can't believe it.
[03:47:42]  I can't fucking believe these assholes, man.
[03:47:47]  We win again, Ambo.
[03:47:50]  No!
[03:47:54]  We win.
[03:47:56]  We kept you from talking about the most important topics as outlined.
[03:47:59]  You don't win nothing!
[03:48:01]  We won.
[03:48:02]  Except.
[03:48:02]  You didn't win nothing!
[03:48:04]  Shut up, man!
[03:48:05]  No!
[03:48:06]  NO! NO!
[03:48:16]  The trolls are going to lose the show if they keep this up.
[03:48:20]  I wouldn't want this to be 2012 all over again.
[03:48:23]  Oh god, I'm done yell Captain Jenchumi.
[03:48:25]  Good God, man.
[03:48:27]  Good God.
[03:48:28]  And there's Steve Clark.
[03:48:30]  I'm sure everybody just wants to troll me, man.
[03:48:33]  Listen, you'll be lucky if I come back on Monday, you son of a bitch, man.
[03:48:39]  Y'all keep besmirching me.
[03:48:41]  Y'all keep taking over my show, man.
[03:48:44]  Y'all are calling me a whore now.
[03:48:47]  Y'all are calling me a whore for Christ's sake, man.
[03:48:51]  Shut up.
[03:48:52]  Mr. Nickerson, shut up.
[03:48:55]  Shut up.
[03:48:56]  You'll be lucky.
[03:48:58]  You'll be lucky if I come back on Monday.
[03:49:02]  Y'all be lucky if I come back on Monday, man.
[03:49:07]  You'll be lucky.
[03:49:08]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now, man.
[03:49:12]  Follow me on YouTube and make sure to hit the little stupid bell so you get the instant notification when I'm doing a broadcast.
[03:49:23]  Go catch yourself.
[03:49:24]  We win whore.
[03:49:26]  Stop calling me a whore.
[03:49:27]  I'm not a whore.
[03:49:31]  Son of a f ⁇ bitch.

=== Lucky If I Come Back Monday (01:35) ===

[03:49:32]  Shut up.
[03:49:34]  Get out.
[03:49:35]  God the fuck.
[03:49:37]  You're the hate.
[03:49:39]  That's a bitch.
[03:49:44]  I'm out of here on this black jackpall or Friday, man.
[03:49:48]  You've given me no respect.
[03:49:51]  You've given me no respect on this episode 21, man.
[03:49:55]  What are you talking about?
[03:49:58]  Ghost won't quit the show.
[03:50:00]  Ghost will have a heart attack and die before that happens.
[03:50:03]  15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
[03:50:07]  I'll show you imagination, man.
[03:50:11]  Don't do the show whore.
[03:50:13]  Shut up, bitch.
[03:50:14]  Stop calling me a whore.
[03:50:17]  Shut up, bitch.
[03:50:18]  Stop doing it.
[03:50:20]  I got it!
[03:50:31]  I'm out of here.
[03:50:32]  I'm tired of taking this ridicule and besmirchment.
[03:50:36]  I'm out of here.
[03:50:37]  Screw you.
[03:50:39]  Screw you, every one of you that have listened to me live on episode 21.
[03:50:44]  Screw you.
[03:50:46]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[03:50:48]  I'm not joking.
[03:50:49]  I don't want to sit here and take any more of this crap.
[03:50:52]  Get me out of here.
[03:50:56]  Get me out of here.
[03:50:59]  Girl.
[03:51:01]  Get in.
[03:51:02]  Girl.
[03:51:07]  Girl.