True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 13   Welcome to my Nightmare! Is this what I've become
Aired: 2020-02-23
Duration: 03:56:25


=== Welcome To My Nightmare (01:35) ===

[00:00:04]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
[00:01:28]  That's right.
[00:01:30]  I'm back.
[00:01:31]  And it's a Monday edition of The Ghost Show.
[00:01:34]  What's going on?
[00:01:35]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.

=== Is This What I've Become (15:37) ===

[00:01:39]  And I want everybody to know that you're listening to episode number 13.
[00:01:44]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[00:01:48]  Is this what I've become?
[00:01:50]  Is this what I've become?
[00:01:53]  I want to have a serious show for Christ's sake.
[00:01:57]  Have a little compassion.
[00:01:59]  I've got serious listeners.
[00:02:02]  I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
[00:02:12]  Don't you understand that?
[00:02:16]  Anyway, go ahead and spread this show link around like wildfire.
[00:02:21]  Spread it all over the world.
[00:02:26]  Cheers to everybody that's already in the broadcast.
[00:02:31]  Let me tell you something.
[00:02:32]  We're going to have a show today.
[00:02:33]  Episode 13, baby.
[00:02:36]  Episode 13.
[00:02:38]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[00:02:41]  I've already had a few drinks coming into this.
[00:02:44]  I mean, I had to get filled up with piss and fury before I even got on.
[00:02:49]  Before troll terrorists and cyber vermin come out here and try to make a mockery of the broadcast.
[00:02:57]  All right.
[00:02:57]  Go ahead and take me out, engineer.
[00:03:00]  All right.
[00:03:02]  Take me out of here.
[00:03:07]  All right.
[00:03:07]  Here we go.
[00:03:09]  Get me out of here.
[00:03:10]  Get the music out of here.
[00:03:13]  For Christ's sake.
[00:03:14]  Cheers, Ghost.
[00:03:15]  Happy Monday.
[00:03:16]  Light up some bud for me tonight, my man.
[00:03:19]  Well, I'll consider it.
[00:03:20]  Thank you very much, Johnny Ballerfic, and welcome to everybody who's just tuning in.
[00:03:25]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:03:28]  You're listening to The Ghost Show, episode number 13.
[00:03:32]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[00:03:34]  Is this what I've become, man?
[00:03:36]  Seriously.
[00:03:38]  Is this what I've become?
[00:03:42]  Anyway, we are in the house here, and I hope everybody's having a decent time.
[00:03:47]  All right.
[00:03:48]  It's episode 13.
[00:03:51]  Let me go ahead and get to the production notes before these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin start coming at me.
[00:03:57]  All right.
[00:03:58]  All right.
[00:03:59]  Oh, as a matter of fact, yeah, something is wrong with the description.
[00:04:02]  My apologies.
[00:04:03]  I forgot to take off.
[00:04:04]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:04:05]  All right.
[00:04:05]  So all you assholes, just shoving up your ass.
[00:04:08]  I just did that.
[00:04:09]  All right.
[00:04:10]  Now, I'm going to attempt to do stocks and crypto market coverage today.
[00:04:17]  Listen, stop.
[00:04:19]  And that's racist.
[00:04:20]  Your website is littered with ads.
[00:04:22]  Stop being a dirty Jew.
[00:04:24]  What are you talking about, man?
[00:04:25]  Don't call me that, you racist prick.
[00:04:28]  You are the most talented actor I've ever seen, honestly.
[00:04:31]  Hey, shy guy, Mask.
[00:04:32]  What are you talking about, best actor, man?
[00:04:36]  I'm broadcasting from the heart.
[00:04:37]  Let's take a moment to honor the police officers shot in Texas tonight.
[00:04:41]  You know what?
[00:04:41]  That's a very good point, man.
[00:04:43]  That's actually a very good dono.
[00:04:44]  Thank you very much.
[00:04:45]  Five Houston officers wounded in a shooting, according to reports out here in Houston, Texas.
[00:04:51]  From what I understand, they were serving some kind of a warrant.
[00:04:54]  And, you know, somebody that was being served a warrant went out, guns blazing.
[00:04:59]  Five officers shot.
[00:05:01]  And of course, I wouldn't be surprised if the Democrats and those on the left try to blame the police officers.
[00:05:07]  But thoughts and prayers to the Houston police officers.
[00:05:10]  Just shut up and let the text to speech play.
[00:05:12]  That's all the show is going to be.
[00:05:14]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:05:15]  Thanks, everybody.
[00:05:16]  And don't besmirch the name of Stevie Rayvon, you stupid jerk dicks.
[00:05:20]  All right, don't you dare.
[00:05:21]  Can someone please get Jackler on the horn to do the markets?
[00:05:24]  Hey, hey, pre-recorded.
[00:05:26]  Shut up.
[00:05:27]  I'm about to get to it.
[00:05:28]  If you people want to stop it, you're freaking trolling.
[00:05:32]  Albin's dirty wheelchair.
[00:05:33]  Yeah, real funny, you jerk dick.
[00:05:35]  All right, listen, we're not going to start the Monday off, episode 13, like this.
[00:05:40]  All right, we're going to get through a damn show.
[00:05:42]  We've got a lot of talk about it.
[00:05:43]  I got production notes here.
[00:05:45]  All right.
[00:05:46]  The President of the United States is going to have a State of the Union speech.
[00:05:49]  It's been rescheduled to February 5th.
[00:05:52]  I'm very excited about that because I'm telling you right now, all these folks that for whatever reason are anti-Trump, they're going to be very disappointed in the 2020 election.
[00:06:03]  Have you seen the amount of Democrat jerk-offs that are actually running for president out here?
[00:06:08]  I mean, how many?
[00:06:10]  It's like a clown car, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:12]  How many Democrats can you squeeze into a Prius?
[00:06:15]  You know?
[00:06:16]  Ghosty Bum.
[00:06:17]  When are you going to pay back the $600 I lost following your shit tier?
[00:06:22]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:06:23]  I mean, go shove it up your ass.
[00:06:25]  That's a damn lie.
[00:06:26]  You're just sitting there trolling like a bastard.
[00:06:28]  We know you shot and killed those Houston cops.
[00:06:31]  Hey, look, I know that's a troll.
[00:06:32]  That's not funny, you asshole.
[00:06:33]  Don't troll about that.
[00:06:34]  It's too soon, all right?
[00:06:35]  It's too damn soon.
[00:06:37]  Still no stream labs and media share.
[00:06:39]  I knew it wouldn't be back.
[00:06:41]  And why do you sound so anxious?
[00:06:42]  Jackler, Jackler, I've been telling folks we're going to have a media share show on Friday, this Baller Friday, but you got to go to Ghost.report.
[00:06:52]  You see that website right there?
[00:06:54]  I'm telling folks that they're going to have to follow a secondary account because there's a freaking big mix up in Stream Labs.
[00:07:03]  So I guess we could call it the alternative channel.
[00:07:05]  If you want to know where the channel link is, go to ghost.report, hit the first post that's on ghost.report, and follow me on the other channel because that's where I'll be conducting the Baller Friday this Friday on that channel.
[00:07:19]  All right.
[00:07:19]  Does everybody understand that?
[00:07:20]  Someone tell this gay Texan Hambone to shut up.
[00:07:23]  I'm waiting for the trolls to tell me the market.
[00:07:25]  Shut up and the trolls aren't going to tell you the market.
[00:07:28]  Shut up.
[00:07:29]  Shut up, Devon Tiger.
[00:07:32]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:07:32]  Happy Monday, my friend.
[00:07:34]  By the way, do you still take Skype calls during your new version of Radio Graffiti?
[00:07:39]  And let's have a moment of silence for the day when Space Shuttle Challenger exploded in 1986, killing all seven astronauts on board.
[00:07:46]  Yeah, hey, Mr. Hedgehog, thank you very much for the kind words.
[00:07:50]  I'm not too sure if you can call him Skype.
[00:07:52]  This is really good for a pre-recorded broadcast.
[00:07:54]  Shut up.
[00:07:55]  Really make it a little bit more.
[00:07:55]  Shut up, the Houston.
[00:07:56]  Listen, let me get to my broadcast, Houston farters.
[00:08:00]  Why don't all you assholes just let me get to my broadcast and stop flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard thinking that you're going to get me all perturbed or something?
[00:08:09]  All right?
[00:08:10]  You got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:08:12]  Don't you understand?
[00:08:13]  The president is going to have a State of the Union speech February 5th, and you've got all these Democrats that are out here wanting to run for president, for Christ's sake.
[00:08:25]  Here's Eastern time again.
[00:08:27]  Look.
[00:08:28]  Long live the ghost show.
[00:08:29]  Maybe it can start two hours earlier.
[00:08:32]  This is prime time on the internet, man.
[00:08:35]  How many times do I have to tell you folks?
[00:08:38]  This is prime time.
[00:08:40]  Need another seven astronauts.
[00:08:42]  Listen, let's not go there, please.
[00:08:44]  All right.
[00:08:46]  You're talking about the 86 Challenger blow up.
[00:08:49]  I think that's what y'all are talking about.
[00:08:51]  Well, you know, some of them, you know, never mind.
[00:08:55]  I'm not even going there.
[00:08:56]  Listen, you people are not going to deviate my show into something else.
[00:09:00]  All right.
[00:09:00]  I've got production notes I've worked very hard for on here, and we're going to talk about some things, all right?
[00:09:06]  We're going to talk about some things out here.
[00:09:08]  Now, first and foremost, let's go ahead and get to the markets before these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin make my goddamn Monday into a freak show.
[00:09:17]  All right.
[00:09:19]  Let's go ahead.
[00:09:20]  The markets today, much like I have been prognosticating here for the next quarter or two.
[00:09:27]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:09:28]  Subscribe to Pootie Pie.
[00:09:30]  No, don't do that crap here.
[00:09:33]  Don't.
[00:09:33]  Pootie Pie's got enough people.
[00:09:35]  Follow his ass.
[00:09:37]  Don't do that crap over here for Christ's sake.
[00:09:39]  All right.
[00:09:41]  I think Pootie Pie ripped me off in some regard, if you want my opinion.
[00:09:45]  I'm just saying.
[00:09:46]  I'm just saying.
[00:09:47]  The Dow fell 209 points.
[00:09:49]  Hey, shut up.
[00:09:51]  That's my job, you asshole.
[00:09:53]  True engine.
[00:09:54]  That's my job.
[00:09:57]  Stop trying to do my show for me, you asshole.
[00:10:00]  That's not funny.
[00:10:01]  That's not a goddamn troll.
[00:10:03]  You people are making a mockery of my goddamn show and besmirching me at the same time.
[00:10:08]  Stop it.
[00:10:09]  Just stop the crap.
[00:10:11]  Just stop.
[00:10:12]  Just listen here, you nigger faggot.
[00:10:14]  Why did you abandon your fellow soldiers in Vietnam?
[00:10:17]  They counted on you and you just left.
[00:10:19]  Shut up.
[00:10:20]  Discount Alex Jones, asshole.
[00:10:22]  Discount Alex Jones.
[00:10:23]  I got your discount, Alex Jones, you son of a bitch.
[00:10:27]  You're talking about somebody that ripped me off, Alex Damn Jones.
[00:10:30]  That's who goddamn ripped me off ever since 2008.
[00:10:35]  Ever since I started conducting my broadcast in 2008, that son of a bitch, Alex Jones, has been ripping me off.
[00:10:44]  Look, and I don't listen.
[00:10:46]  I want to be honest with you.
[00:10:47]  We have a history, me and Alex Jones.
[00:10:49]  And I just don't understand why people are still listening to him.
[00:10:52]  I mean, what the hell are you people still listening to out here?
[00:10:54]  All right.
[00:10:55]  His best days are gone.
[00:10:56]  I mean, I think that his best work came out when he was conducting documentaries, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:02]  Texas shooters missed a Jew.
[00:11:05]  Shut up, asshole.
[00:11:06]  All right.
[00:11:06]  Shut up.
[00:11:07]  Texas shooters missed a Jew.
[00:11:09]  I'm serious about this conversation I'm having with Alex Jones out here.
[00:11:13]  Because what is Alex Jones?
[00:11:15]  Look, I'm going to show you what Alex Jones is nowadays.
[00:11:18]  All right.
[00:11:18]  Let me show you what Alex Jones is.
[00:11:20]  Hey, this is Alex Jones here.
[00:11:23]  And what we got going on over here is a conspiracy theory with the reptilian lizard men that are coming down here trying to impregnate the women with feminine offspring so we can make the frogs gay.
[00:11:35]  Thank you, Ghost, for driving the tarred bus armada.
[00:11:38]  Shut up.
[00:11:39]  Shut up.
[00:11:40]  I'm trying to do Alex Jones pillows.
[00:11:43]  Jarjar Twinks.
[00:11:46]  OJD Misa Jarger Binks.
[00:11:47]  How YouSa doing, Ghost?
[00:11:49]  You said how to stop some of the butthole prolapse?
[00:11:52]  What the hell is that?
[00:11:56]  Trying to do Alex Jones here.
[00:11:57]  Oh, ah, ah, ah.
[00:12:00]  Shut up.
[00:12:00]  All right, let me get back to Alex Jones.
[00:12:02]  Let me get back to Alex Jones mode.
[00:12:04]  All right.
[00:12:05]  Shut up.
[00:12:07]  Let me get in Alex Jones mode.
[00:12:09]  Thank you, True Engineer Radio.
[00:12:11]  Please, somebody come back.
[00:12:12]  Shut up, Divine Tiger.
[00:12:13]  All right.
[00:12:14]  Can you please shut up?
[00:12:16]  Let's go back to Alex Jones.
[00:12:17]  All right.
[00:12:17]  Shut up, Divine Tiger.
[00:12:19]  We're going back to Alex Jones.
[00:12:21]  Hey, I'm Alex Jones here.
[00:12:23]  And you know, I've got the super male vitality that'll give you the big ass boner that'll prohibit you from getting the super SIF FTD from these reptilian lizard monsters that are trying to make the freaking frogs gay.
[00:12:37]  And my filters, my filters, my filters.
[00:12:41]  You understand?
[00:12:42]  That's what I'm trying to do.
[00:12:43]  It's what I'm trying to tell all you right there.
[00:12:45]  My filters.
[00:12:49]  I mean, that's damn Alex Jones right there, all right?
[00:12:52]  Every time I'm not even kidding, every time I tune into him to try to, you know, even attempt to try to see what the hell he's doing.
[00:12:58]  My filters, my filters, and the bone broth.
[00:13:02]  You don't understand.
[00:13:03]  I got the bone broth here.
[00:13:04]  And when I took a chug of this bone broth, you know, my testicles swelled up the bigger the size of the goddamn cantaloupes.
[00:13:13]  It's time to get to crypto.
[00:13:14]  Time for the crypto.
[00:13:16]  Shots to the bottom.
[00:13:16]  Oh, don't do my job for me, you asshole.
[00:13:19]  Ethereum is up 14%.
[00:13:20]  Don't you know?
[00:13:21]  Do my goddamn job for me, you son of a bitch.
[00:13:24]  Rising up 88% in one day.
[00:13:27]  Shut up.
[00:13:27]  All right.
[00:13:28]  I'm still doing the markets.
[00:13:29]  All right, you son of a bitches because you don't have the financial insight.
[00:13:33]  All right.
[00:13:35]  Son of a bitch is trying to take my show away from me.
[00:13:38]  Welcome to my nightmare to everybody who's listening to this broadcast.
[00:13:42]  All right.
[00:13:44]  And like I've been asking, is this what I have become?
[00:13:48]  Is this what I've become, folks?
[00:13:50]  I mean, I used to be somebody, man.
[00:13:52]  Don't you fucking people understand that?
[00:13:54]  I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:13:56]  Excuse my French, but I used to be somebody, man.
[00:14:00]  I mean, I have hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight, man.
[00:14:07]  The political and social commentary.
[00:14:11]  Let's be honest, Ghost.
[00:14:13]  Alex Jones has achieved so much more than you.
[00:14:15]  Go shut up.
[00:14:16]  He's actually followed by thousands and millions, unlike you.
[00:14:19]  Just shut up.
[00:14:20]  All right.
[00:14:22]  It's because he ripped me off.
[00:14:23]  That's why.
[00:14:25]  I'm not jealous.
[00:14:26]  I didn't ripped me off and I didn't get it.
[00:14:28]  I didn't even get a thank you.
[00:14:29]  Hey, ghost, it's me, Libby, again, from Kenya.
[00:14:32]  Happy Monday.
[00:14:33]  Please don't let the trolls get you today.
[00:14:36]  Well, Libyan, I'm in vagina.
[00:14:39]  I appreciate that, man.
[00:14:41]  I mean, I'm trying not to here.
[00:14:43]  I'm trying to conduct my broadcast, but these sons of bitches, man, over and over and over and over again.
[00:14:50]  Now let me do my show.
[00:14:52]  All right, all of you assholes.
[00:14:54]  I'd buy that for you.
[00:14:55]  Damn it.
[00:14:56]  No.
[00:14:58]  Bitcoin falls 2% as we remember the fallen challenger astronauts.
[00:15:03]  Stop doing my show!
[00:15:09]  Stop doing my show for me!
[00:15:11]  It's my show!
[00:15:12]  Also, fuck Israel and its genocide.
[00:15:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:15:16]  I don't condone that.
[00:15:17]  I don't condone that racism.
[00:15:19]  I want it put on the record right goddamn now.
[00:15:23]  I don't condone that crap.
[00:15:26]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[00:15:28]  I've been drinking beforehand because I knew you son of a bitches were going to conduct my show like 420 cat.
[00:15:35]  What the hell do you want?
[00:15:36]  Ghostwap weed stocks do you recommend?
[00:15:38]  I like to 420 blaze it every day, but I don't know what the good companies are.
[00:15:43]  Are you kidding me?
[00:15:43]  420 in chat to induce handblaze it.
[00:15:47]  Weed stocks?
[00:15:48]  I don't, I'm not bullish on weed stocks, okay?
[00:15:51]  You have been exposed.
[00:15:53]  You are an NWO shell.
[00:15:55]  You should be the one world government.
[00:15:56]  What are you talking about?
[00:15:59]  I talk about anti-globalist subjects all the damn time.
[00:16:05]  You son of a bitch.
[00:16:06]  I'm not a goddamn NWO shill.
[00:16:08]  I'm not a globalist.
[00:16:09]  Sit there and shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling hole.
[00:16:13]  All right.
[00:16:14]  And as for weed stocks, I mean, just think about this for a second, okay?
[00:16:19]  If they make it legal in most states, why the hell would somebody continue to buy it at high prices when you can grow the son of a bitch in your own home?
[00:16:30]  I mean, what does it take?
[00:16:32]  Some seeds, you know, some dirt, you know, a pot, maybe, you know, a high-pressure sodium light, or you could put it outside, whatever.
[00:16:41]  I mean, I mean, what's the future?
[00:16:44]  What's the long-term deal when it comes to weed stocks?
[00:16:48]  I'm just saying.
[00:16:49]  Now, I know that there's some of these weed developers out here that are developing these strains of weed that are like really, really potent and whatever.
[00:16:59]  But I think it's doing more harm than good, if you want my opinion.
[00:17:02]  So I'm not bullish on weed stocks.
[00:17:04]  I'm not even joking.
[00:17:05]  I mean, come on.
[00:17:07]  You know, at some point when it becomes so legal, I mean, why do we even need the middleman when you can just freaking grow it yourself?
[00:17:14]  I'm just saying.

=== Not Bullish On Weed Stocks (11:13) ===

[00:17:17]  Anyway, let's get to the stock market here, even though these sons of bitches are trying to do my goddamn show.
[00:17:23]  Dow Jones Industrial is down today, folks.
[00:17:26]  And the reason it's down is because big-time Dow Jones names like Caterpillar are not showing a very good expectation in their earnings here recently.
[00:17:37]  And because the earnings didn't really make Wall Street feel funny in the pants, especially a big corporation which is like Caterpillar.
[00:17:46]  Remember, Caterpillar.
[00:17:48]  They are builders of machines here.
[00:17:50]  What is this?
[00:17:51]  It's time for the stock 100 down 1.33%.
[00:17:56]  Shut your goddamn mouth, Jackie.
[00:18:00]  Don't do it, my goddamn show!
[00:18:02]  400 down 0.93%.
[00:18:04]  NYSE Composite down 0.519%.
[00:18:07]  Shut up.
[00:18:08]  Everybody disregard what Jackler just did.
[00:18:11]  All right.
[00:18:11]  Don't do this.
[00:18:14]  Don't do this.
[00:18:16]  Don't take my show away from me, you freaking troll terrorist.
[00:18:19]  Welcome, Ghost.
[00:18:21]  Don't take my goddamn show away from me, you sons of bitches.
[00:18:26]  All right, it's my show.
[00:18:28]  It's the ghost show.
[00:18:32]  Me, ghost.
[00:18:33]  I'm the talent, you son of a bitch.
[00:18:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:18:38]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[00:18:40]  You all are witnessing this for Christ.
[00:18:43]  What now, the high tiger?
[00:18:44]  But a threesome between Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, and you ghost would be the hottest thing ever to exist in the world.
[00:18:51]  I get hard thinking about this.
[00:18:51]  Of course, we have to get some goddamn sick-ass perverts to come up on here and flap their Cheeto-stained Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, just kind of fan fictioning their goddamn fantasies for Christ's sake.
[00:19:04]  We don't want to hear it, you sick perverts.
[00:19:08]  All right.
[00:19:10]  Now, as I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted by goddamn Jackler.
[00:19:15]  And who else was that here?
[00:19:16]  Divine Tiger.
[00:19:19]  I was getting to the markets and the reason.
[00:19:23]  Shut up!
[00:19:24]  Not now!
[00:19:26]  I'll let you do your show after this.
[00:19:28]  What?
[00:19:28]  Ghost, when I asked you last Friday what kind of guns you liked, you referenced your dick while you insulted me.
[00:19:34]  Yet you wonder why you get trolled.
[00:19:36]  Respect is a two-way stock.
[00:19:38]  Oh, yeah, all right.
[00:19:40]  Go shove it up, you're gonna go suck an egg, all right?
[00:19:43]  All right, what are you?
[00:19:44]  Some kind of a social justice warrior, huh?
[00:19:46]  You need a little safe space for Christ's sake?
[00:19:49]  All right, I got a big old gun between my legs, all right?
[00:19:52]  You're just a little bit too intimidated for me to be so abrasive about it, you stupid little whipper snapper.
[00:19:59]  So just sit there and shut your ass.
[00:20:02]  All right, I'm trying to do the goddamn freaking markets.
[00:20:07]  What is this asshole?
[00:20:12]  Nightmare on Elm Street and Evil Dead 2.
[00:20:14]  Fuck yeah.
[00:20:15]  Yeah, yeah, well, those are all right.
[00:20:17]  I mean, I like Nightmare on Elm Street more than the other one.
[00:20:21]  And yeah, 80s horror movies used to be fairly decent.
[00:20:25]  All right, all right.
[00:20:26]  They're all right.
[00:20:26]  All right.
[00:20:27]  You know, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th.
[00:20:31]  I never liked Mike Myers, though.
[00:20:33]  I thought that was like, all right, we get it.
[00:20:35]  All right, Mike Myers.
[00:20:36]  All right, we get it.
[00:20:38]  I'd buy that.
[00:20:39]  What now, Jackler?
[00:20:42]  And now back to the stock.
[00:20:43]  225 down.
[00:20:44]  Stop doing my show, you asshole.
[00:20:46]  You got 50100 down 0.91%.
[00:20:50]  Each thing down 0.74%.
[00:20:52]  Son of a bitch.
[00:20:54]  Stop doing my goddamn show.
[00:20:56]  I'm worried all you cyberburgh.
[00:20:59]  You're pissing me off.
[00:21:01]  You're starting to piss me off now.
[00:21:04]  All right, stop this crap.
[00:21:06]  Stop trying to take my show away from me, man.
[00:21:09]  Stop.
[00:21:10]  Stop it now.
[00:21:12]  Glory to Nancy Pelosi, down with loser Trump.
[00:21:16]  She gives all of her.
[00:21:17]  Shut up in memory of 213.
[00:21:19]  Shut up.
[00:21:22]  Trump is your goddamn president, alright?
[00:21:24]  Just freaking deal with it and shut up.
[00:21:27]  All right?
[00:21:29]  Just shut up and stop trolling me already.
[00:21:33]  Stop making a freaking mockery of my show.
[00:21:36]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[00:21:38]  Where does Divine Tiger want now?
[00:21:40]  What do you want?
[00:21:41]  Nancy Pelosi on your bed with you, and she reached down your crotch and she grabbed your big penis.
[00:21:46]  Shut up with your sick-ass fan fix.
[00:21:48]  That would be so hot.
[00:21:49]  All right, we don't want to hear it.
[00:21:51]  Shut up.
[00:21:52]  Shut up with your sick freak show fanfix.
[00:21:56]  Nobody wants to hear that garbage.
[00:21:59]  Good God.
[00:22:01]  Oh.
[00:22:03]  I need a god.
[00:22:04]  You know what?
[00:22:04]  I don't need beer.
[00:22:05]  I need a shot.
[00:22:06]  I need a goddamn shot.
[00:22:07]  You see what you people are doing?
[00:22:08]  I keep telling you, goddamn trolls.
[00:22:10]  You're driving me to drink with all your sick perversion and your racism.
[00:22:18]  And you keep picking at me, man.
[00:22:20]  You keep picking at me and picking at me and picking at me, man.
[00:22:25]  Why don't you just leave me alone, man?
[00:22:27]  Just for goddamn 20 minutes, all right?
[00:22:29]  I want to do my broadcast.
[00:22:32]  Jehasburg assholes, leave me alone.
[00:22:34]  I'm scared for you.
[00:22:35]  You live in a box full of beer cans, and now you murder policemen.
[00:22:40]  Go to church.
[00:22:41]  123 in Jack.
[00:22:43]  Shut up, Jack.
[00:22:44]  Jehasburg, gang.
[00:22:45]  Just shut up, man.
[00:22:46]  I'd buy that.
[00:22:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:22:47]  My heart's beating like a rabbit.
[00:22:50]  Oh, God.
[00:22:51]  As of yesterday, Camila Harris has announced he presidential candidacy.
[00:22:55]  In other news, the U.S. has revealed that the Chinese company gave away amid the allegations of the story.
[00:23:03]  That's my job.
[00:23:08]  That's my job, you sons of bitches.
[00:23:11]  Stop it!
[00:23:11]  Stop it now!
[00:23:12]  This is a good idea, Ghost mumbled as he was made to wear the uncomfortable.
[00:23:16]  Shut up!
[00:23:17]  I need to go to the Michael Jones. Ghost said as he began to soil himself.
[00:23:22]  Oh, God.
[00:23:22]  The hunt you're a trickled-down ghost fled with the former pedal.
[00:23:26]  Just leave me alone, man.
[00:23:29]  Just leave me alone, fucking Christ.
[00:23:32]  Sorry for Curtis.
[00:23:33]  Jesus Ghost, episode 13 of what, 30 Minutes of Markets?
[00:23:38]  With this much padding, you might as well post the reality show.
[00:23:41]  At least that's what I'm saying.
[00:23:43]  Shut up.
[00:23:44]  I'm trying to get to the markets of these goddamn trolls.
[00:23:49]  I'm trying to make it happen.
[00:23:51]  Just uh I mean, are you all listening?
[00:23:54]  I mean, this is what I have to put up with, man.
[00:23:57]  This is what I gotta put up with, man.
[00:24:00]  Welcome to my nightmare, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:06]  I need a shot.
[00:24:08]  I need a goddamn shot.
[00:24:09]  I'm sorry.
[00:24:10]  Give me the goddamn shotgun.
[00:24:12]  I need a shot, you goddamn cyber vermin out there on the internets, man.
[00:24:18]  You people are driving me to drink.
[00:24:20]  That's why I'm drinking now.
[00:24:23]  That's why I'm drinking.
[00:24:27]  That's why I'm drinking, man.
[00:24:29]  Oh, God.
[00:24:32]  Why the hell do you want genuinely?
[00:24:34]  Let your beloved grandmother rest in peace and God rest her eternal soul.
[00:24:38]  I'm sorry people say such horrible things about your sweet grandmother.
[00:24:42]  I don't know why they do either.
[00:24:44]  I don't know why, man.
[00:24:44]  My granny was a pious woman.
[00:24:47]  I salute the policemen who gave their lives to take down capitalists in Houston.
[00:24:52]  Shut up, evil mirrors.
[00:24:55]  Shut up and other news.
[00:24:57]  Stupid ghosts.
[00:24:57]  Freaking leftist liar.
[00:24:59]  What kind of leftist sick ass spin was that?
[00:25:02]  Just shut up and look at this pervert.
[00:25:04]  What is this?
[00:25:06]  Yes, please.
[00:25:07]  Just put it in my unwiped, fudgery bacon butt crack, said Ghost as he spread Eagle on the bed.
[00:25:13]  Mrs. Ghost and Engineer Mari and rubbed their songs together.
[00:25:17]  Shut up, Ghost's asshole as they destroyed that, and he would love it.
[00:25:20]  Oh, shut up, man!
[00:25:25]  Oh, God.
[00:25:28]  Why?
[00:25:29]  Why would you even post something like that, man?
[00:25:32]  It's freaking gross.
[00:25:35]  That's freaking gross, man.
[00:25:38]  Smoke up no shots.
[00:25:40]  Well, maybe I will in a little bit, Johnny Ballerfick, man.
[00:25:43]  But I mean, can you hear this?
[00:25:45]  I got a drink.
[00:25:46]  I got a drink, Johnny Ballerfin.
[00:25:48]  It's time for chatroom shout-outs.
[00:25:50]  All right, let's see who we got here.
[00:25:52]  Shut up!
[00:25:54]  Don't be giving shout-outs!
[00:25:55]  I'm like, Liberty, shut up!
[00:25:58]  Shut up!
[00:25:58]  Shut up!
[00:26:02]  Stop trying to take away my fan show, you bastard!
[00:26:08]  Stop trying to take away my shoe!
[00:26:10]  I know!
[00:26:11]  I think this is a good time to activate in martial law on these sons of bitches.
[00:26:15]  Shut up, filthy frick!
[00:26:19]  All of you!
[00:26:20]  Shut up!
[00:26:21]  Stop the toy show!
[00:26:22]  It's time to stop you, goddamn trolls.
[00:26:25]  It's my show, man.
[00:26:26]  The ghost show.
[00:26:30]  Challenge your first TCR next.
[00:26:32]  F you, man.
[00:26:35]  F all of you.
[00:26:38]  This is my show.
[00:26:41]  Stop trying to take it away from me, you bastards.
[00:26:45]  It's mine.
[00:26:46]  It's mine.
[00:26:49]  Oh, what is this dog fart?
[00:26:50]  What is it?
[00:26:51]  Imagine Tulsi Gabard rubbing her acne-scarred face against your boss.
[00:26:55]  Her dropping release of sand sickness.
[00:26:59]  Come on.
[00:27:00]  Rub all over your face.
[00:27:01]  Dripping her yeast to come mixed with her cucks.
[00:27:03]  Hot vinegar load into your mouth.
[00:27:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:08]  Oh!
[00:27:09]  Stop, man.
[00:27:10]  Seriously.
[00:27:11]  Stop with the freaking fan sick, man.
[00:27:14]  It's gross.
[00:27:19]  Just it's growth.
[00:27:21]  It's goddamn gross.
[00:27:22]  Just stop it.
[00:27:23]  Just stop the garbage, man.
[00:27:25]  Just stop it now.
[00:27:26]  What?
[00:27:27]  G.I. ghost, what?
[00:27:29]  The president has also announced sanctions against the Maduro regime as a continuing part of its plan to legitimize the city.
[00:27:36]  Stop giving the news, man.
[00:27:37]  That's my job.
[00:27:40]  Shut up.
[00:27:40]  You can stop pretending to be a new show and just troll.
[00:27:50]  Stop the crap!
[00:27:53]  Stop!
[00:27:54]  I apologize for helping you.
[00:27:56]  You're not helping me, Jack.
[00:27:58]  Where are you?
[00:27:58]  Jackal!
[00:27:59]  I hope this poem can make up for what happened.
[00:28:02]  There once was a man from Venus with a rocket ship for a penis.
[00:28:05]  There once was a woman from China with a popsicle stuck in her vagina.
[00:28:09]  Do my show, man.
[00:28:11]  I buy that.
[00:28:12]  Shut up, Jackler.
[00:28:15]  What is this, man?
[00:28:17]  Fan fiction garbage, man.
[00:28:19]  He began to move his hand towards the bottom of Ghost's Soil Diaper.
[00:28:24]  Alex changed his colour and get diaper rational.
[00:28:29]  This is gross.

=== Stop The Fan Fiction Garbage (04:41) ===

[00:28:30]  I don't condone this.
[00:28:32]  Whoever's touching, I don't condone this.
[00:28:34]  Guess more.
[00:28:37]  Oh, God.
[00:28:41]  Arrested Roger Stones.
[00:28:42]  Imprisoned Roger Stones.
[00:28:44]  Shut up, man.
[00:28:45]  Let's Roger Stone alone, man.
[00:28:46]  Roger Stone didn't do nothing.
[00:28:50]  Indicted Roger Stones.
[00:28:51]  Roger Stone didn't do nothing.
[00:28:53]  He's a good boy.
[00:28:54]  He didn't do nothing.
[00:28:55]  Shut up.
[00:28:56]  Roger got stone.
[00:28:57]  Go shove it up, your ass, man.
[00:29:00]  I gotta take a goddamn shot, man.
[00:29:02]  You stop.
[00:29:03]  God.
[00:29:06]  I gotta take a shot.
[00:29:07]  What do you want, Tyron Woodley?
[00:29:09]  What do you want?
[00:29:14]  I'm not a racist, first of all.
[00:29:16]  I guarantee goddamn T, you wouldn't do that, man.
[00:29:19]  I guarantee Goddamn T it, man.
[00:29:21]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:29:22]  Don't threaten me.
[00:29:24]  Don't goddamn threaten me, man.
[00:29:30]  Let me get my goddamn freaking dickle, man.
[00:29:33]  The last of my dickle.
[00:29:35]  You're gonna make me sip on the last of my dickle, you assholes.
[00:29:40]  God damn it.
[00:29:42]  Here's my shot glass.
[00:29:45]  Jesus Christ, not that big of a shot, man.
[00:29:48]  Well, maybe I need it, man.
[00:29:50]  Who cares, man?
[00:29:51]  Let's just get loaded.
[00:29:52]  I mean, who cares, man?
[00:29:56]  I'm going to sip on this shot of dickle, and I just do want to say, I genuinely want to say, man, to everybody who's a true listener to the broadcast, man, who's been around since 2008, 2010, 2011.
[00:30:13]  I want to tell you something, man.
[00:30:14]  Okay, I want to tell all of you that I appreciate each and every one of you, even though these goddamn assholes out here are trying to, you know, make me look like an idiot out of here.
[00:30:25]  I own a bridge.
[00:30:26]  What?
[00:30:27]  What do you want now, Hasberg?
[00:30:29]  Tonight, we can expect a cold front to leave the greater San Hambonio area, and we can expect lows of 38 degrees tonight.
[00:30:36]  Why are you giving me my weather now, you fuck!
[00:30:39]  And slowly get back up and stop with the news!
[00:30:42]  Stop doing it!
[00:30:43]  It's my job!
[00:30:44]  That's my job, asshole!
[00:30:46]  S you!
[00:30:48]  Stop taking away!
[00:30:51]  The phone is ringing.
[00:30:52]  I cannot linger.
[00:30:53]  Look up, but here comes my finger.
[00:30:56]  Happy Dickle Pickle Monday, Father Ghost.
[00:30:58]  What the hell was that, Jackler?
[00:31:00]  And you want to get into the inner circle?
[00:31:03]  I've already talked to the inner circle, Jackler.
[00:31:05]  They said hell no, unless you pay the $300 flat for the inner circle slot.
[00:31:12]  I yoga TCR and big up to the show and fuck the trolls and haters man.
[00:31:18]  Ghost is a true ally, and I think capitalists can make the future where all the crackers are outside and mighty bowing to us like they did in Rome.
[00:31:26]  Thank you, son, man.
[00:31:27]  I appreciate the positive vibes.
[00:31:29]  You're listening to this.
[00:31:30]  And Daddy Pwn also donated two bucks.
[00:31:33]  I mean, look, I appreciate the positive vibes.
[00:31:36]  That's what I want, man.
[00:31:37]  I don't want to be sitting here and be freaking out.
[00:31:41]  I don't want this.
[00:31:43]  I don't want this.
[00:31:47]  I don't want this, man.
[00:31:48]  Let me get my goddamn shot, man.
[00:31:50]  Cheers to everybody who's been listening, man.
[00:31:53]  From the beginning, I'm talking like 2008, man.
[00:31:58]  I love you, man.
[00:32:00]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[00:32:01]  This is, I guess, the new show, huh?
[00:32:04]  I guess this is the new show.
[00:32:07]  Oh, God.
[00:32:09]  Do I also have to pay?
[00:32:10]  I don't know if I can.
[00:32:12]  I don't know.
[00:32:12]  Johnny Baller Fick.
[00:32:13]  Everybody on the inner circle was talking about Jackler.
[00:32:16]  They're not really.
[00:32:18]  They don't like the way he's been.
[00:32:20]  And not to mention, the inner circle said, look, people got to pay the 300 if they want to be a part of our click, man.
[00:32:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:27]  It would take me about three seconds to beat a crippled alcoholic like you.
[00:32:30]  Oh, God.
[00:32:31]  I heard you.
[00:32:32]  Shove it up your ass, Tyson Frank.
[00:32:35]  Suicidal thoughts aren't funny.
[00:32:37]  Go kill yourself.
[00:32:38]  Yeah, go.
[00:32:39]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[00:32:40]  Tyson Fury is the real Tyson Fury.
[00:32:43]  Go challenge your victim.
[00:32:44]  I seriously love the show now that you stopped doing new TBH.
[00:32:49]  I think the trolls do a much better job.
[00:32:51]  You know, shove it up your ass, man.
[00:32:53]  Who is the show on YouTube?
[00:32:55]  Who is?
[00:32:58]  A face reveal and name drop.
[00:33:00]  Oh, face reveal.
[00:33:01]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:03]  Yeah, right.
[00:33:04]  Are you kidding me?
[00:33:05]  Huh?
[00:33:06]  Face reveal?
[00:33:07]  Are you kidding me?
[00:33:08]  No way.
[00:33:09]  No way.
[00:33:10]  Are you joking?
[00:33:11]  Oh, my God.

=== Shove That Troll Up Your Ass (12:59) ===

[00:33:12]  Go shut up.
[00:33:13]  Being a dirty Jew and give Jekyller the inner circle spot.
[00:33:16]  He gave you dollar we spam hashtag justice for Jackler.
[00:33:19]  Justice for Jack.
[00:33:20]  Shut up with this crap.
[00:33:22]  All right.
[00:33:22]  Shut up.
[00:33:24]  Shut your mouth.
[00:33:26]  All right?
[00:33:28]  All right.
[00:33:28]  Talk to the inner circle, man.
[00:33:30]  I talk to the inner circle.
[00:33:32]  I don't see why you're complaining about this trolling so much.
[00:33:35]  I'm the one who has to read off all these stupid messages.
[00:33:38]  Text to speech.
[00:33:39]  I drink myself to sleep every night, but the pain never stops.
[00:33:42]  Go shove it up your ass.
[00:33:44]  Do your job, text-to-speech lady.
[00:33:47]  You stupid broad.
[00:33:48]  Good God.
[00:33:49]  And while you're doing that, why don't you go make me a sandwich in the kitchen or something?
[00:33:53]  You know, complain about her job.
[00:33:56]  And who is this?
[00:33:56]  Murray Schickelstein.
[00:33:58]  Who the hell is this?
[00:33:58]  Marie Bay.
[00:33:59]  Bibi told me personally he does not support such non-kosher radio events.
[00:34:03]  I got ghosts.
[00:34:04]  The Goyam that writes this show really makes us.
[00:34:07]  That's racist, and I don't condone this.
[00:34:09]  I want everybody right now.
[00:34:13]  I don't condone.
[00:34:15]  I don't condone it.
[00:34:16]  That's racist for Christ.
[00:34:18]  11 years of dead air.
[00:34:20]  18 naked CIA niggers in the showers at Roger Ranch.
[00:34:24]  Shut up.
[00:34:25]  Roger Stone on.
[00:34:26]  Leave Roger Stone alone.
[00:34:27]  He didn't do nothing, man.
[00:34:29]  Roger Ranch really rocks.
[00:34:30]  Shut up.
[00:34:34]  Surrounded by blacks.
[00:34:35]  They never relax.
[00:34:40]  LESS THAN GREATER THAN let me just do my shot Biggerock Rick What is this?
[00:35:00]  I must sing a song.
[00:35:01]  Dickle Dicky Dickle Duke.
[00:35:02]  Tabby Diddy Shrinky in her nappy like a stinky diope like a Ricky Dickle Ducky Muckle Dickle Dicky Stinky Nappy Huggy Dickle Rick Rock Ricky Roo Tabby did a stinking skin.
[00:35:11]  What the hell is this supposed to be?
[00:35:17]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:35:18]  You see, you're already making me belt, you bastards.
[00:35:20]  God damn it, man.
[00:35:23]  Just shut up.
[00:35:24]  Just shut up, man.
[00:35:26]  Just shut up.
[00:35:29]  Jesus Christ, Sun Man.
[00:35:31]  Shut your asses up the trolls Thank you man Thank you sun man Ghost knows who the master race is Fuck Whitey and long live TC.
[00:35:44]  Wait, wait, whoa, wait, wait a minute.
[00:35:46]  Whoa, wait, I didn't say that.
[00:35:49]  I don't condone that, son man.
[00:35:51]  Why the hell'd you slip that in there, man?
[00:35:55]  I didn't say anything about that.
[00:35:59]  I'm taking my shot, man, man.
[00:36:01]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[00:36:02]  Anonymous, what cheers to you, anonymous.
[00:36:04]  Ever been to Sterling City?
[00:36:06]  Sterling.
[00:36:07]  I've never been to Sterling City.
[00:36:09]  Let me just drink.
[00:36:09]  I've never been there, Anonymous.
[00:36:11]  Let me.
[00:36:12]  Let me get my goddamn sip of this shot, man.
[00:36:15]  Cheers to everybody out there who's listening, man.
[00:36:17]  The real fans, not these troll terrorists, cyber vermin bastards.
[00:36:22]  Cheers, man.
[00:36:27]  Yeah.
[00:36:29]  That's what I'm crap, dollar.
[00:36:31]  Captain Optimism.
[00:36:33]  Or opt Captain Autism.
[00:36:35]  Fact, Ghost's Granny was the first Texan to be hanged for being a homosexual Nika molester.
[00:36:41]  Templeton is dead.
[00:36:45]  Templeton is dead.
[00:36:46]  Shut up, Captain Autism.
[00:36:47]  Templeton is dead.
[00:36:52]  I've had enough of all of you pieces of crap, man.
[00:36:56]  What now, divine tiger?
[00:36:58]  Ghost, but are you going to read your fake production notes yet and do the markets?
[00:37:02]  I'm trying to do my show.
[00:37:05]  Once you fat loser, I'm trying.
[00:37:08]  I buy it.
[00:37:12]  Come on, man.
[00:37:14]  Beaten kids.
[00:37:14]  No!
[00:37:16]  Lost kids.
[00:37:16]  Enough of this crap.
[00:37:19]  Hit and run kids.
[00:37:20]  Broken arm kids.
[00:37:21]  Broken leg kids.
[00:37:24]  Please, man.
[00:37:25]  Enough of this garbage, man.
[00:37:27]  Underfed kids.
[00:37:29]  Beaten kids.
[00:37:31]  I'm serious, you troll kids.
[00:37:32]  I've had enough of this crap.
[00:37:34]  I've had enough.
[00:37:35]  I'd buy that for a while.
[00:37:36]  Goofy bones.
[00:37:37]  Oh, that's fresh.
[00:37:39]  Damn, ghost.
[00:37:39]  All these text-to-speeches are really drain my EBT.
[00:37:43]  But on a serious note, the troll news show is probably one of the best ideas you have ever made.
[00:37:49]  One more thing, ghosty poo.
[00:37:50]  Hashtag justice for Jackal.
[00:37:52]  Justice for Jack.
[00:37:54]  Justice for Jack.
[00:37:55]  Get out of here.
[00:37:56]  And enough of this stupid troll.
[00:37:59]  Enough!
[00:38:00]  I had enough of this stupid troll two shows ago!
[00:38:04]  Shut up!
[00:38:04]  Hit and run kids, broken arm kids, broken leg kids, broken head kids.
[00:38:09]  God, man, enough of this crap!
[00:38:12]  Let me do my show!
[00:38:13]  Underfed kids, beaten kids.
[00:38:16]  Just do my goddamn broadcast, man.
[00:38:18]  Seriously, we can't.
[00:38:19]  Just let me do it.
[00:38:20]  And shove that stupid troll off your cyber vermin clogged up poop chute.
[00:38:26]  All right?
[00:38:27]  That's a stupid goddamn troll.
[00:38:29]  All right, enough.
[00:38:32]  Enough.
[00:38:33]  I'd buy that.
[00:38:35]  Jesus Christ, the Hashburg.
[00:38:36]  What a freaking, what the fuck?
[00:38:37]  I'm a Hashburg.
[00:38:39]  Beaten ghost, molested ghost, lost ghost, crying ghost, homeless ghost, hidden run ghost, broken arm ghost, broken leg ghost, broken head ghost, sick ghost, dying ghost, dead, you, 123 ghost.
[00:38:52]  F all of you, man.
[00:38:56]  I'm trying to get to my show, man.
[00:38:58]  You all are listening to this cyberbullying, right?
[00:39:01]  All of you.
[00:39:02]  It doesn't matter where you're listening from.
[00:39:04]  You can listen.
[00:39:06]  This is cyberbullying, man.
[00:39:09]  Listen.
[00:39:11]  Listen.
[00:39:15]  Ghost then pulled out Maxine Waters' raisin nipples, sucking on them like the dried-up milk duds they were.
[00:39:21]  Ghost being excited screamed, I'm ghostler, the handy nigger lover, and then pumped a fat load right on Maxine Waters.
[00:39:28]  Why?
[00:39:29]  B-cup tits.
[00:39:30]  Oh, God.
[00:39:32]  I'd buy that for ah.
[00:39:34]  Go with this stupid troll shot.
[00:39:36]  Underfed.
[00:39:37]  Beaten kids.
[00:39:38]  Shut up with this ghost.
[00:39:41]  Oh my god, goddamn troll.
[00:39:44]  Shut up your ass!
[00:39:49]  Shove that troll up your goddamn ass!
[00:39:51]  Underfed kids.
[00:39:52]  Beaten kids.
[00:39:54]  Molested kids.
[00:39:56]  Catch you all.
[00:39:57]  Just let me do my broadcast.
[00:39:59]  That's all I want.
[00:40:01]  That's all I want.
[00:40:04]  Beaten kids.
[00:40:05]  No, not disgust, Sam.
[00:40:09]  God.
[00:40:10]  Hit and run kids.
[00:40:11]  Broken arm kids.
[00:40:12]  Broken leg kids.
[00:40:13]  Broken head kids.
[00:40:15]  Sick kids.
[00:40:16]  Oh, just leave me alone.
[00:40:17]  All you goddamn trolls here.
[00:40:20]  Cyber vermin.
[00:40:21]  Just leave me alone.
[00:40:23]  Crying kids.
[00:40:24]  Why don't you all just leave me alone?
[00:40:28]  Oh, God.
[00:40:30]  Underfed kids.
[00:40:31]  Beaten kids.
[00:40:32]  Molested.
[00:40:34]  Please.
[00:40:35]  Homeless kids.
[00:40:36]  Hit and run kids.
[00:40:38]  Broken arm kids.
[00:40:39]  Why would you do this?
[00:40:42]  I'm just a guy trying to do a broadcast here.
[00:40:46]  Why?
[00:40:48]  Why would you do this crap?
[00:40:50]  Crying kids.
[00:40:51]  Oh, God, man.
[00:40:53]  Shut up, man.
[00:40:57]  Shut this stupid trollster.
[00:41:00]  Shut it off.
[00:41:01]  Shut this goddamn grandpa.
[00:41:05]  From the shop.
[00:41:06]  Broken leg kids.
[00:41:07]  Shut this goddamn crap off.
[00:41:10]  Shut it up.
[00:41:11]  Shut it up.
[00:41:11]  It's a stupid troll shot.
[00:41:15]  Shut off.
[00:41:16]  Lost kids.
[00:41:18]  God.
[00:41:19]  I buy that for a while.
[00:41:20]  Oh, God.
[00:41:21]  What do you want, Divine Tiger?
[00:41:22]  What do you want?
[00:41:22]  Ghost to your damn show already?
[00:41:24]  How long do I have to wait?
[00:41:26]  Stop drinking your dickle and do something like the markets already.
[00:41:29]  I'M TRYING TO DO MY SHOW, YOU ASSHOLE!
[00:41:32]  You listening to me.
[00:41:34]  I'm trying.
[00:41:35]  I'm getting infested by trolls.
[00:41:38]  I'm getting infested by cyber vermin.
[00:41:44]  And shut up in the goddamn chat room.
[00:41:47]  I can see you all in the chat room.
[00:41:49]  Shut up, man.
[00:41:52]  Shut up.
[00:41:53]  I'm not a feels fan, man.
[00:41:58]  I'm not a feels fan, man.
[00:42:02]  Mr. Optimism is right.
[00:42:04]  We want you to be our father.
[00:42:06]  Who would win in a fight?
[00:42:08]  Papa Ghost versus Papa Smurf?
[00:42:10]  I think ghost smell is fresher.
[00:42:12]  Shut up, your ass, you know what?
[00:42:17]  Papa Smurf is also very sexy.
[00:42:19]  Shut up, alright?
[00:42:19]  You know something, Jackler?
[00:42:21]  You're a pimple on my freaking show's ass.
[00:42:25]  You know what, Jackler?
[00:42:26]  You're a pimple on my freaking show's ass, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:42:30]  And I can't pop it.
[00:42:32]  I can't pop it.
[00:42:35]  Oh, God.
[00:42:38]  Oh, good God, man.
[00:42:40]  You're making me belch.
[00:42:42]  You're making all the acid churn in my stomach, man.
[00:42:46]  And you're making me belch, man.
[00:42:49]  You're making me goddamn belch, man.
[00:42:51]  Just stop, alright?
[00:42:52]  Seriously, alright?
[00:42:53]  Y'all had your goddamn kicks.
[00:42:56]  Alright, you've had your stupid little lulls, alright?
[00:42:58]  That's enough.
[00:42:59]  Alright?
[00:43:00]  That's enough.
[00:43:01]  That's goddamn enough.
[00:43:04]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:07]  You're damn right.
[00:43:08]  He's a pimple on this show's ass.
[00:43:10]  That jackler, man.
[00:43:13]  Ugh.
[00:43:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:43:22]  I hope this is a little bit of a lull point right now, and I'm not talking about lulls.
[00:43:28]  I hope everybody's calmed their asses down.
[00:43:30]  I hope they think they're so cute out there trolling me, thinking that they have some kind of big digital cojones, but you don't, boy.
[00:43:41]  You goddamn don't.
[00:43:44]  Oh, God.
[00:43:47]  You assholes.
[00:43:48]  I don't even know if I should do the markets, man.
[00:43:50]  I mean, you idiots have already done the markets.
[00:43:53]  I just wanted to reinforce what I prognosticated in this market is that I am not bullish in the stock market, okay?
[00:44:04]  I'm not bullish.
[00:44:06]  And it's just goddamn Hasburgh.
[00:44:08]  Can you take 10 steps away from my butt crap?
[00:44:11]  And now onto the crypto markets.
[00:44:13]  Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Ghost Coinball yet again.
[00:44:16]  Whereas Habsburg Coins.
[00:44:17]  Not a quit.
[00:44:18]  Shut up, man.
[00:44:19]  You're going on us.
[00:44:24]  Why don't you all just leave me alone, man?
[00:44:28]  Why don't you all just leave me alone?
[00:44:33]  I'm not even doing anything, you fat, juicy ass hambugs.
[00:44:36]  Yes, you are, Jackler.
[00:44:37]  You know what the hell you're doing.
[00:44:39]  You're a piece of troll terrorist crap.
[00:44:42]  You know, Jackler.
[00:44:43]  You know.
[00:44:44]  Masked pony moan as Ghost inserted his throbbing penis into his excrementing crushing.
[00:44:49]  No, no, you're pretty sick perversion.
[00:44:54]  More, more.
[00:44:54]  More masked pony.
[00:44:56]  To violently pound his poopy asshole.
[00:45:01]  Are you kidding me? Are you?
[00:45:04]  Hey, guys, what's up?
[00:45:06]  It's me, your boy, Ghostler.
[00:45:08]  What up to the Ghost Gang and the Ghostler youth?
[00:45:11]  Today we are done a dab on them haters, but smash that like button, subscribe, and ring the bell.
[00:45:17]  Stick around after the show to hear about Loot Crate.
[00:45:21]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:45:22]  Team Speak to Boy?
[00:45:24]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:45:26]  What the hell is that?
[00:45:27]  And what is Captain Autism?
[00:45:30]  Whatever the hell his name is, boy.
[00:45:32]  But you were a failed abortion and make every Texan look like a fruit.
[00:45:35]  Oh, yeah, you're gonna be a little bit more.
[00:45:36]  I think he's still lynching.
[00:45:39]  Beaten kids, molested kids.
[00:45:41]  Yeah, yeah, you're a goddamn cyber vermin.
[00:45:44]  All right, Captain Autism.
[00:45:48]  Hey, Captain Autism, you know, you're a urinal cake curator.
[00:45:51]  That's what the hell you are, you sick goddamn pervert, all right?
[00:45:56]  Yeah, you collect urinal cakes for a living, Captain Autism, right?
[00:46:00]  So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth where I give you a digital backhand.
[00:46:04]  Leave Ghost alone, you evil trolls, or I'm gonna hunt stream elements.
[00:46:08]  Collect your IP addresses and dox your asses.

=== Collect Your IP Addresses (14:49) ===

[00:46:11]  No, no, I'm not doxing anybody.
[00:46:13]  Calm down.
[00:46:14]  Hold on, Sonic the Hatchel.
[00:46:16]  We're not doxing anybody, all right?
[00:46:18]  No, calm down.
[00:46:20]  We're not doxing anybody, all right?
[00:46:21]  That's not what we're doing out here.
[00:46:23]  That's stupid, all right?
[00:46:24]  We're not doxing anybody over here.
[00:46:26]  That's ridiculous.
[00:46:27]  All right, we're not doing that.
[00:46:29]  I don't condone that.
[00:46:30]  We're not doing that, all right?
[00:46:32]  We're not doing that.
[00:46:33]  All right, everybody, calm down with her.
[00:46:35]  Everybody just have, look, let's just take some deep breaths here and let's continue on with the broadcast.
[00:46:40]  All right, Milky Liquors.
[00:46:41]  All right, here we go.
[00:46:42]  Let's go ahead and take some deep breaths here.
[00:46:48]  That feels good, doesn't it?
[00:46:49]  You take a deep breath.
[00:46:53]  And you got to repeat in your head.
[00:46:55]  The sun is warm.
[00:46:59]  The grass is green.
[00:47:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:47:04]  The sun is warm.
[00:47:08]  The grass is green, baby.
[00:47:13]  The sun is warm.
[00:47:17]  Oh, the grass is green.
[00:47:19]  AND THERE'S THAT FREAKIN' PANDA!
[00:47:21]  AH! GOD DAMN IT!
[00:47:24]  YOU DAMN TROLLS!
[00:47:26]  AH! HA HA!
[00:47:29]  YOU DAMN TROLLS, MAN!
[00:47:32]  You goddamn trolls.
[00:47:35]  Take them a ten steps away from my freaking butt crack.
[00:47:39]  What?
[00:47:40]  No meditation for you.
[00:47:42]  Fuck you!
[00:47:44]  Ah!
[00:47:48]  Ah!
[00:47:49]  Damn it!
[00:47:50]  Show it up, your ass!
[00:47:52]  That freaking pandit!
[00:47:54]  Show it up, your ass!
[00:47:56]  I'm sorry for cursing!
[00:47:58]  I'm sorry.
[00:47:58]  I'm sorry for cursing.
[00:48:00]  I mean, these goddamn trolls, man, you hear them!
[00:48:04]  You hear them!
[00:48:07]  You'll hear him, man!
[00:48:11]  Jesus Christ, I just...
[00:48:14]  Welcome to my nightmare, man!
[00:48:19]  This is it!
[00:48:21]  This is my nightmare, man!
[00:48:24]  Is this what I've become, man?
[00:48:27]  Seriously, I'm not kidding.
[00:48:30]  Is this what I've become?
[00:48:35]  I used to be somebody, man.
[00:48:38]  I used to be respected in the internet broadcasting community, man.
[00:48:45]  I used to be respected, and all I am now is a...
[00:48:50]  I'm just a freaking cyber-bullying punching bag!
[00:48:53]  That's what I feel like I am.
[00:48:55]  I'm not joking.
[00:48:57]  I'm a cyberbully punching bag.
[00:49:03]  What have I become, man?
[00:49:06]  What have I become?
[00:49:08]  I used to be somebody.
[00:49:11]  I used to be somebody, man.
[00:49:15]  People, they used to listen to the financial insight.
[00:49:21]  They used to listen to the political and social commentary.
[00:49:27]  What?
[00:49:29]  What?
[00:49:30]  Ghost, Wee trolls will chill a little if you dox that gay fruit.
[00:49:33]  Sonic The Hedgehog, Divine Tiger shut up, I'm not doxing anybody.
[00:49:38]  Shut up, I'm not doxing anybody, just shut up Just a captain.
[00:49:43]  Autism, responsible for 9-11, Sandy Hook Obama, the Holocaust and all of the underfed kids.
[00:49:50]  Just shut up man, all right, just troll stupid kids.
[00:49:53]  It's a dumb troll.
[00:49:54]  Autism, it's a dumb troll.
[00:49:57]  Autism, it's a dumb troll.
[00:50:00]  Autism kids, dying kids.
[00:50:05]  Man, let me do my what.
[00:50:08]  Hey ghost, I appreciate the opportunity to buy your broadcast.
[00:50:12]  Can I get a discount on your soul too?
[00:50:15]  It's good that you're nursing your one-fifth of whiskey.
[00:50:17]  Go with it.
[00:50:19]  I see why you don't smoke up very often.
[00:50:22]  Shut up, true necromancer.
[00:50:24]  Shut up.
[00:50:26]  I'll call the necro butcher on your ass.
[00:50:29]  The mask is down 87.34 points to 6,870.
[00:50:34]  Stop doing my show, please, man.
[00:50:38]  That's my job.
[00:50:39]  Stop doing my show.
[00:50:40]  677.52.
[00:50:43]  Man, I'm tired, man.
[00:50:45]  I'm tired of you people stealing my show from me, man.
[00:50:47]  I'm not joking.
[00:50:49]  I'm not joking.
[00:50:51]  I'm tired of you people stealing my show because that's what you're doing.
[00:50:55]  You're stealing my shell from me.
[00:50:59]  I used to be somebody!
[00:51:01]  Everybody wants to see this happen.
[00:51:03]  WHO would win.
[00:51:04]  You decide.
[00:51:06]  Sonic versus Tiger.
[00:51:08]  What the hell you talk about?
[00:51:08]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:51:09]  What you're making matchups through my shell or something?
[00:51:14]  I used to be somebody, man, I used to be, I used to be This is what I've become, man.
[00:51:20]  I mean, what have I become, man?
[00:51:25]  Seriously.
[00:51:26]  What the hell have I become?
[00:51:30]  I mean, I'm just some punching bag for cyber bullies, man.
[00:51:35]  That's what I am.
[00:51:38]  That's what I am now.
[00:51:41]  That's what I am.
[00:51:46]  Oh god.
[00:51:48]  IT'S NOT THE BUTTER!
[00:51:49]  Shut up, it's not the butter, man.
[00:51:51]  18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
[00:51:54]  Big heart throbbing cocks wanting to be a snowball.
[00:51:56]  Shut up, man.
[00:51:57]  18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
[00:52:01]  The LA Rams are in the Super Bowl because of your goddamn mean sorcery.
[00:52:07]  Do you understand?
[00:52:08]  That's why the LA Rams are in the Super Bowl.
[00:52:10]  Because of your mean sorcery, man.
[00:52:13]  F you.
[00:52:14]  Trolls are worse than Muslims' ghosts.
[00:52:17]  I say we find and kill those fucking faggots and rape them in the middle of the middle.
[00:52:20]  Hey, hey, whoa, hey, Sonic, burn in hell forever.
[00:52:24]  Whoa, calm down.
[00:52:26]  No, we're not doing that.
[00:52:28]  We're not doing that, man.
[00:52:30]  Just stop, man.
[00:52:31]  Everybody, just stop.
[00:52:32]  Everything's getting out of way out of proportion out here.
[00:52:35]  All right, this is not what the goddamn text-to-speech option was meant to be.
[00:52:41]  All right, this is not.
[00:52:42]  This is not what it is.
[00:52:45]  All right, just calm down.
[00:52:46]  Everybody just calm their ass down.
[00:52:50]  Stop, just leave my show alone, man.
[00:52:54]  Why are you all hijacking my show?
[00:52:56]  What the hell did I ever do to you?
[00:53:00]  You know what I ever did?
[00:53:01]  I used to shoot pearls to you people.
[00:53:04]  I used to strive.
[00:53:05]  I used to try to spark synapses in your brains.
[00:53:08]  I gave you knowledge for free.
[00:53:11]  And you people don't care.
[00:53:15]  You people don't care.
[00:53:16]  You don't give two rats asses.
[00:53:18]  What now, Divine Tiger, you bastard?
[00:53:21]  No, I would beat Sonic's fruity ass cake hambone.
[00:53:24]  All he does is dick ride you.
[00:53:25]  He is a fruit.
[00:53:27]  I know you are on my side.
[00:53:28]  Thank you.
[00:53:29]  Divine Tiger, just shut up.
[00:53:31]  You're a goddamn troll terrorist.
[00:53:33]  And you think I'm going to be on your side?
[00:53:35]  You're a troll terrorist.
[00:53:37]  You're like Jackler.
[00:53:38]  You're like the rest of them.
[00:53:40]  You're like all the cyber vermin, man.
[00:53:43]  That's all I seem to attract.
[00:53:46]  That's all that seems to listen to my show.
[00:53:48]  It's just a bunch of cyber vermin that want a fan fake and they want to see me dang and hurt making fun of my granny.
[00:53:58]  Make in front of my family.
[00:54:01]  I mean, this is all these people do.
[00:54:05]  This is all they do, man.
[00:54:07]  I'm just a guy, man.
[00:54:10]  I'm just a guy trying to do a show, you Milky Lickers.
[00:54:17]  God, what?
[00:54:18]  Just some spam crap autism.
[00:54:20]  Oh, God.
[00:54:21]  Slash dot backslash dot shove it off your ass with the spam.
[00:54:29]  Shut up, you cockhole connoisseur.
[00:54:32]  Shut up your ass, man.
[00:54:34]  Backslash dot slash dot backslash dot backslash dot backslash dot backslash dot.
[00:54:43]  Shut up. Shut up.
[00:54:45]  Shut that spam up, man.
[00:54:47]  Shut up.
[00:54:52]  Backslash dot slash dot backslides.
[00:54:57]  I think I might even end the goddamn show early, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:55:01]  You people don't care about me.
[00:55:03]  You don't care about me.
[00:55:05]  Slash dot backslash dot backslash dot backslash.
[00:55:07]  You don't care about me!
[00:55:11]  Oh, God!
[00:55:14]  Shut up, you artist!
[00:55:19]  Shut up! Shut up!
[00:55:24]  Shut up.
[00:55:25]  Shut your mouth.
[00:55:28]  Backslash.
[00:55:32]  I'm gonna end the damn show.
[00:55:34]  I'm gonna end the damn show, man.
[00:55:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:55:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:55:49]  You sons of bitchin' troll bastards.
[00:55:52]  You goddamn cyber- SHUT THIS STUPID SHIT UP!
[00:55:56]  SHUT- Shut him up.
[00:56:00]  SHUT THE STUPID IDIOT UP!
[00:56:02]  ...dot backslash dot slash dot backslash SHUT YOUR STUPID ASS UP SH- Shut up.
[00:56:12]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:56:17]  Oh, man.
[00:56:18]  I can't take this.
[00:56:19]  I'm here for the pearls, my man.
[00:56:21]  Even though I can't pay to get into the inner circle, you should let me in.
[00:56:24]  Gotta pay rent in Houston and need financial insights.
[00:56:27]  Hey, Johnny Baller Fick.
[00:56:29]  I mean, I haven't talked.
[00:56:31]  I haven't talked to you about it.
[00:56:32]  I haven't talked to anybody about it, man.
[00:56:35]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:56:38]  All right.
[00:56:38]  All right, here we go, this idiot.
[00:56:41]  Some autist found this.
[00:56:43]  All right, we get it.
[00:56:46]  All right.
[00:56:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:51]  We're going to have to block this idiot.
[00:56:53]  I'm sorry.
[00:56:54]  You're getting blocked.
[00:56:56]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:56:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:58]  I'm sorry.
[00:56:58]  You're getting blocked.
[00:57:00]  You called me an SJW, yet you cry cyberbully, and well, I used to be respected.
[00:57:04]  Looks like someone's gonna be a little bit more.
[00:57:05]  Hey, asshole, I used to be respected.
[00:57:12]  Faith!
[00:57:12]  There's been about 150 people that have dropped the $300, you son of a bitch.
[00:57:19]  All right, you son of a bitch.
[00:57:22]  Just block this shit.
[00:57:23]  Just block him.
[00:57:24]  We're going to have to block him if he's going to do that.
[00:57:27]  He's blocked.
[00:57:28]  All right, after that, unfortunately, it's blocked.
[00:57:31]  That's it.
[00:57:32]  All right?
[00:57:34]  Jesus Christ with these people, man.
[00:57:38]  I mean, this is what I'm getting.
[00:57:40]  This is, you know, autism, you know what I mean?
[00:57:44]  This is definite autism, for Christ's sake.
[00:57:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:51]  I'm telling you, you people are freaking ridiculous, man.
[00:57:56]  I mean, listen to this moron.
[00:57:58]  Let's...
[00:58:06]  I'm gonna have to put up, uh, what is this?
[00:58:18]  Automatic tip message filtering enabled.
[00:58:22]  Alright, good God, man.
[00:58:28]  Alright, I've got it.
[00:58:30]  Alright, alright, we get it.
[00:58:34]  Jesus Christ, what do you get?
[00:58:36]  Anyway, he's outta here, folks.
[00:58:38]  Alright.
[00:58:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:47]  Alright, we're doing donation martial law now.
[00:58:50]  That's what we're doing, alright?
[00:58:52]  We're returning off donations because of Mr. Optimus or Mr. Autism here.
[00:59:01]  Stop this idiot!
[00:59:06]  We banned this asshole!
[00:59:10]  I thought we banned this asshole!
[00:59:13]  Walk em all, engineers!
[00:59:17]  Walk 'em all!
[00:59:22]  JESUS CHRIST!
[00:59:23]  I mean, this is not that this is autism.
[00:59:26]  This is what it is.
[00:59:30]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:59:32]  I'm not joking.
[00:59:32]  Everybody that does that is getting banned.
[00:59:35]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:59:37]  You're not messing around with this stupid, dumb, ridiculous, annoying, autistic piece of crap.
[00:59:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:46]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:59:47]  You better stop this crap.
[00:59:52]  Jesus Christ.
[00:59:56]  I'm tired of these.
[00:59:58]  You hear this, right?
[01:00:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:07]  I'm not trying.
[01:00:08]  I'm not kidding.
[01:00:08]  We are just going to have to go to the bathroom.
[01:00:10]  We're going to go to the next slash dot dot slash dot slash dot.
[01:00:14]  Anybody who does that is getting banned from donations.
[01:00:17]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:00:19]  We're not doing this crap.
[01:00:23]  Stupidest asshole.
[01:00:26]  SHUT THAT SHIT UP!
[01:00:30]  Shut it up!
[01:00:32]  For Christ's sake!
[01:00:35]  You can't dictate what the text-to-speech is for.
[01:00:37]  Why are you censoring a snow ghost?
[01:00:39]  Oh, go shove it up, your ass!
[01:00:41]  Jackler, I was wrong about you.
[01:00:44]  Yeah, well, you know what?
[01:00:45]  Take a whiff of this.
[01:00:46]  You're just a meme Freemason.
[01:00:48]  Take a whiff of this.
[01:00:53]  All right, take a whiff of that.
[01:00:56]  Son of a bitch.
[01:00:58]  All right?

=== Shut It Up For Christ Sake (16:21) ===

[01:01:00]  All right.
[01:01:02]  We're disabling the whole game.
[01:01:04]  I need your help.
[01:01:05]  J-A-C-K-L-E-R, listen up.
[01:01:07]  I need your help to convince Ghost to remove Sonic the Hedgehog.
[01:01:10]  Hey, hey.
[01:01:11]  Will you join me?
[01:01:12]  Hey, assholes.
[01:01:13]  Shut up.
[01:01:15]  Alright, shut your mouth.
[01:01:17]  Jackler covered the markets on his The Jackler show way faster and way better.
[01:01:21]  Yeah, I'm going to go to the next one.
[01:01:22]  Go to Jackler's YouTube channel to watch the show.
[01:01:24]  Shove it up your asses already, all right?
[01:01:29]  Shut up.
[01:01:33]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[01:01:35]  I just tuned in and the show is already ruined.
[01:01:38]  You trolls are pieces of trash.
[01:01:40]  They are pieces of trash.
[01:01:42]  They are pieces of goddamn trash.
[01:01:46]  They are seven blown-up assets here at Ram Ranch.
[01:01:51]  Boohoo.
[01:01:52]  I feel so bad for you, ghost.
[01:01:54]  You're getting hundreds of dollars for doing nothing but screaming into a microphone.
[01:01:58]  Hey, go shove it up your asses.
[01:02:01]  This is not a joke, you asshole.
[01:02:03]  Just be a goddamn man.
[01:02:05]  I'm trying to be a man here.
[01:02:08]  I'm trying to get you.
[01:02:09]  You hear these assholes.
[01:02:13]  Good God, man.
[01:02:15]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:02:17]  Good God.
[01:02:19]  Celtic Brony, man.
[01:02:21]  That's a name from the past.
[01:02:23]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:02:24]  What the hell is that?
[01:02:24]  How you been?
[01:02:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:27]  Hey, ghost, I just want to confess that I am gay.
[01:02:30]  I love taking it up the pooper with no loop.
[01:02:33]  I look at porn of an underage character named Kales from the Sonic games.
[01:02:37]  He's so hot.
[01:02:38]  Man, can you all please just stop, man?
[01:02:40]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:02:41]  You guys are starting to really piss me off.
[01:02:43]  I'm going to end this freaking broadcast for what you have done to this show.
[01:02:47]  All right, you assholes.
[01:02:50]  All right?
[01:02:51]  All right, I'm not joking and shut up in the chat room.
[01:02:54]  I'm not some freaking social justice warrior or some soy boy.
[01:02:58]  You're listening to these assholes.
[01:03:00]  All right?
[01:03:02]  So I block the assholes and are out here doing the stupid freaking doing the damn.
[01:03:07]  This show is shit without audio share.
[01:03:09]  This is why we have to make our own fun.
[01:03:13]  Is that the real Vince in the Bay?
[01:03:15]  I heard he turned into a social justice warrior San Francisco fruit bowl, from what I understand.
[01:03:20]  I don't know.
[01:03:20]  I'm just.
[01:03:22]  Hey, I just, that's what I heard.
[01:03:24]  That's what I heard.
[01:03:25]  I don't know what happened to him, all right?
[01:03:28]  Anyway, let me move on, all right?
[01:03:30]  I mean, you know, these people out here are trying to angry Freddy fan.
[01:03:34]  Sorry about this ghost.
[01:03:35]  These trolls are extremely annoying.
[01:03:37]  Also, I'll be in college on Thursday since I'm 20 years old.
[01:03:41]  Keep up the good work.
[01:03:42]  Hey, thank you, Angry Freddy fan, 1993.
[01:03:46]  I appreciate it, man.
[01:03:48]  Good God, man.
[01:03:49]  I mean, I'm just trying to do a broadcast here.
[01:03:52]  All right.
[01:03:54]  And look, I don't care if you idiots are out there.
[01:03:57]  You do this, you know, you do this, you do that, you know, you make fun of me or whatever, but don't be doing that stupid spam crap.
[01:04:04]  I've already blocked like two or three people doing that crap.
[01:04:09]  All right.
[01:04:09]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:04:10]  That's stupid.
[01:04:11]  It's ridiculous.
[01:04:12]  All right.
[01:04:13]  And it's pathetic.
[01:04:14]  All right.
[01:04:15]  So that's all there is to it.
[01:04:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:04:19]  Let me move on.
[01:04:20]  All right.
[01:04:20]  I was going to do the markets, but I don't think you people even give two rats asses.
[01:04:24]  So why do I even care?
[01:04:26]  Why do I even care?
[01:04:28]  All right.
[01:04:30]  So the bottom line is, is that if you want to know about the markets, you go figure it out for yourself.
[01:04:35]  I'm not going to be sitting over here shooting pearls to you people, and you people don't even give two rats goddamn asses.
[01:04:40]  All right?
[01:04:42]  Are you kidding me?
[01:04:44]  What is this?
[01:04:45]  Ghost Foreskin Collect?
[01:04:46]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:04:50]  You people are sick, man.
[01:04:52]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:04:53]  You people are sick.
[01:04:54]  You people are goddamn sick.
[01:04:56]  All right?
[01:04:58]  Anyway, let's move into some news because we're already four minutes into the second hour, believe it or not.
[01:05:05]  Of the true capital, or the ghost show, excuse me.
[01:05:08]  You're not going to end shit.
[01:05:09]  You're making too much money.
[01:05:11]  And also, fuck the trolls.
[01:05:13]  I'm not the guy from earlier who used my name.
[01:05:16]  You're a liar, man.
[01:05:17]  Jackler, don't play these stupid damn troll terrorist cyber vermin games with me.
[01:05:22]  All right.
[01:05:23]  I'm smart.
[01:05:24]  All right?
[01:05:25]  Can't help but notice how the quality of the show has suddenly surged 500 times since Captain Autism was banned.
[01:05:32]  Same guy spending his lone star card on an unfunny troll over and over and over again.
[01:05:37]  I agree.
[01:05:38]  I agree.
[01:05:39]  It's stupid.
[01:05:40]  I agree.
[01:05:41]  NG is the talent.
[01:05:42]  Oh, that's great.
[01:05:48]  You people don't think that I'll end the broadcast, do you, huh?
[01:05:52]  You people think that I'm just some jerk off that's just going to continue to be a goddamn cyberbully victim to you people.
[01:05:59]  Is that what you think?
[01:06:02]  Is that what you think?
[01:06:04]  Because I'm not.
[01:06:05]  All right?
[01:06:07]  I deserve more respect than what the hell you people are giving me.
[01:06:11]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[01:06:13]  All right?
[01:06:15]  I deserve more goddamn respect, man.
[01:06:18]  And I would appreciate if you would do that.
[01:06:22]  All right?
[01:06:22]  We've disabled the goddamn alerts finally.
[01:06:25]  And we're going to do a goddamn show.
[01:06:27]  All right?
[01:06:29]  Because you people have really just got under my goddamn skin, you pieces of garbage.
[01:06:34]  You have cyberbullied me for the last time.
[01:06:39]  I used to be somebody.
[01:06:42]  People respected me for the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
[01:06:52]  Do you understand me?
[01:06:56]  But two, you goddamn trolls came along and you made a goddamn mockery of my show.
[01:07:02]  You've made a mockery of me.
[01:07:04]  And you people have ran off all the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world.
[01:07:13]  You people have ran them off.
[01:07:15]  You troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[01:07:18]  You people have ran them all off.
[01:07:22]  And I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
[01:07:25]  Hey, I thought we disabled this, engineer.
[01:07:28]  The show, but can we end it within the next hour and 17 minutes so we can play Kingdom Hearts 3?
[01:07:34]  Ghost shoving up your ass Universe 7 gang.
[01:07:37]  All right, shut up.
[01:07:38]  I thought we had donations disabled for fucking heaven's sake.
[01:07:43]  Excuse me!
[01:07:44]  Excuse me!
[01:07:48]  Now we're gonna talk about some serious subject matters.
[01:07:51]  Whether you troll terrorists and cyber vermin like it or not, all right?
[01:07:57]  I got freaking production notes right here and we're gonna talk about some serious subject matters right now.
[01:08:07]  Does everybody understand that?
[01:08:10]  Does everybody understand that?
[01:08:14]  Good now, once again, the president of the United States, Donald Trump, whether you leftist liberals like it or not, he's gonna do a State of the Union speech on February 5th, and all you sons of bitches should be out there listening to the president.
[01:08:32]  I don't know why you dumbass leftist liberals and Democrats think that Trump is such an anti-American president if he's anti-anything, folks.
[01:08:43]  He's anti-establishment.
[01:08:45]  What the hell?
[01:08:46]  You never end the show.
[01:08:47]  You're too pussy because you get free money by spreading fake.
[01:08:50]  Oh, I freaking, I thought we disabled this crap, engineer!
[01:08:56]  I thought we disabled this crap.
[01:08:58]  Calling you on your bullshit.
[01:09:00]  End the show, you pussy.
[01:09:03]  Just don't test me.
[01:09:06]  Don't test me.
[01:09:08]  You know what the best part about doing anal with a condom on us?
[01:09:12]  After you're done, you can pop the condom into your mouth and chew it like a chocolate-flavored piece of bubblegum.
[01:09:18]  Yummy, yummy, yummy.
[01:09:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:20]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:09:23]  I thought we stopped this crap.
[01:09:25]  These news stories brought to you by the text-to-speech homes.
[01:09:28]  No, don't do the news!
[01:09:30]  No!
[01:09:33]  Get into a freaking house!
[01:09:37]  Ah!
[01:09:39]  Jesus Christ!
[01:09:40]  I was just getting to the news!
[01:09:43]  $100 dollar!
[01:09:44]  Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:09:53]  Shut up!
[01:09:54]  Alright, Captain Alton, just shut up!
[01:09:58]  Everybody, just shut up!
[01:09:59]  Everybody, just leave me alone!
[01:10:01]  And stop trying to take my show away from me!
[01:10:05]  Stop trying to take my goddamn show away from me!
[01:10:09]  You all are bastards!
[01:10:11]  How dare you!
[01:10:13]  How dare all of you, man?
[01:10:17]  Oh.
[01:10:19]  Just please stop, man.
[01:10:21]  Please just leave me alone, man.
[01:10:23]  You goddamn cyber vermin troll bastards.
[01:10:26]  Just leave me alone.
[01:10:29]  Unfortunately, Mike Cernovich has declared himself a fundamentalist Muslim.
[01:10:34]  As an atheist and socialist, this makes me sad.
[01:10:37]  Shut up, evil marriage.
[01:10:38]  Shut up, you're a bastard.
[01:10:40]  You're a leftist bastard.
[01:10:42]  Shut up.
[01:10:44]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:45]  Ghost, listen.
[01:10:46]  I'm the real MR, Sonic the Hedgehog 31.
[01:10:49]  These trolls are taking my name to make me embarrassed.
[01:10:52]  And I want to say that I totally respect you and the engineer because you two are both telling both the truths.
[01:10:58]  I hope I have some kind of support out there on the internet, man.
[01:11:02]  I hope I have some kind of goddamn support out there, man.
[01:11:07]  I just, I just hope, man.
[01:11:09]  I hope that I'm just not being infested by cyber vermin.
[01:11:14]  And this is my nightmare.
[01:11:15]  This is what I become.
[01:11:17]  I don't want to become this, man.
[01:11:20]  I don't want to become this.
[01:11:23]  So why don't all you fucking trolls and you cyber vermin, just leave me alone.
[01:11:30]  Yeah, just leave me alone, man.
[01:11:33]  Stop freaking, stop cyberbullying me, man.
[01:11:38]  Just stop.
[01:11:39]  Just stop it now.
[01:11:41]  And all you people in the chat room, shut up, man.
[01:11:45]  Just shut up.
[01:11:46]  I'd buy that for a night.
[01:11:47]  Oh, God.
[01:11:48]  End the show, you coward.
[01:11:50]  Shut up, Stone First Ghost Net, shut up.
[01:11:55]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:11:58]  Nobody tells me what to do.
[01:12:02]  Oh, God.
[01:12:04]  Just kidding, you're a fag.
[01:12:07]  Hey, I thought you were on my side, Mr. Sonic, you bitch.
[01:12:12]  God!
[01:12:14]  God damn it, you bastards, man.
[01:12:18]  Ah, God.
[01:12:21]  I can't take this crap anymore.
[01:12:25]  I can't take it, man.
[01:12:27]  I'm trying to.
[01:12:30]  I'm supposed to be doing a show amidst all this crap.
[01:12:34]  I'm supposed to.
[01:12:36]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:12:39]  Oh, my God.
[01:12:41]  I need some freaking beer, man.
[01:12:43]  You people are driving me to drink.
[01:12:45]  You people are driving me to drink.
[01:12:50]  Oh, God, man.
[01:12:52]  That's the only way I could do this broadcast.
[01:12:54]  It's the only way I can do this show, man.
[01:12:57]  Look at how I got all this crap on.
[01:13:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:13:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:06]  What do you want now?
[01:13:11]  Ice up your port Pelosi.
[01:13:13]  I can shove it up your ass, you left this bastard.
[01:13:16]  Leave me alone!
[01:13:20]  There's a story at the bottom of this bottle, and I'm a pen.
[01:13:23]  When the lights go off, I want to watch the way you take the stage by storm.
[01:13:26]  Shove it up, girl.
[01:13:30]  I need some goddamn beer, man.
[01:13:32]  I got to, man.
[01:13:33]  There's freaking people.
[01:13:33]  You're listening to them, man.
[01:13:35]  I need some more beer, man.
[01:13:40]  I need some more beer.
[01:13:42]  And not only do I need some more beer, I need another shot.
[01:13:47]  I mean, anybody who's listening, or all of you people that are listening to me right goddamn now, you are witnesses.
[01:13:56]  You are witnesses to a live cyberbullying, man.
[01:14:02]  You understand it?
[01:14:04]  And you people that are just sitting there silent, you're accomplices, man.
[01:14:09]  YOUR ACCOMPLICES!!
[01:14:11]  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU BASTARDS MAKE Give me my freaking beer, man.
[01:14:20]  Give me my freaking beer.
[01:14:22]  Oh, God.
[01:14:26]  This is what I become, man.
[01:14:29]  This is what I become, man.
[01:14:31]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[01:14:36]  Welcome to my goddamn nightmare, man.
[01:14:39]  Oh, God.
[01:14:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:46]  I just want to do a show.
[01:14:51]  What?
[01:14:51]  I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.
[01:14:54]  I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real.
[01:14:57]  What have I become of me, sweetest friend?
[01:14:59]  Everyone, I know goes away in the end.
[01:15:01]  Shut up, man.
[01:15:02]  Greater than, less than, greater than.
[01:15:04]  God.
[01:15:05]  Shut your ass, sir.
[01:15:07]  Less than, meow, meow, cupcake lover.
[01:15:09]  Meow, meow, cupcake fucker.
[01:15:11]  Oh, God, go shove it up your ass, man.
[01:15:14]  Leave me alone.
[01:15:17]  Just leave me alone.
[01:15:21]  That's all I want you, Cyber Vermin, to do!
[01:15:24]  It's just leave me alone!
[01:15:30]  Can't you just leave me alone?
[01:15:34]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[01:15:36]  I'm gonna chug this goddamn beer.
[01:15:37]  You fucking assholes are driving me to drink.
[01:15:39]  Excuse my friends, man.
[01:15:42]  I'd buy that for a dollar.
[01:15:45]  Time for chatroom shout-outs.
[01:15:47]  We've got J-H-A-N-C-A-N-I-C-K-L-E-R-S-N-A-K-I-E-S-G.
[01:15:51]  Shut up and leave me alone.
[01:15:54]  I-F-A-R-T-4-F-O-O-G-S-L-E-N-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-O-M-I-N-S-O-N-S-O-N-S-H-O-N-J-A-R-A-M.
[01:16:01]  I'm not even joking around.
[01:16:06]  Leave me alone, man.
[01:16:08]  Oh, God, no.
[01:16:10]  Time for some news.
[01:16:11]  Philip!
[01:16:13]  No!
[01:16:14]  Don't do it!
[01:16:19]  Six days after a referendum on October 2007.
[01:16:22]  You saw me overwhelming.
[01:16:24]  Shut up and stop trying to take away my job.
[01:16:28]  Stop trying to take away my job.
[01:16:33]  Stop, all of you.
[01:16:36]  And I'm talking to all of you.
[01:16:39]  Just stop this crap and stop it now.
[01:16:47]  Leave me alone.
[01:16:53]  Just leave me alone already, all right?
[01:16:56]  All you people, just leave me alone, man.
[01:17:05]  Just leave me alone, man.
[01:17:08]  Just leave me alone.
[01:17:11]  Y'all have had enough.
[01:17:13]  I've had enough today.
[01:17:15]  All right, it's a fucking Monday.
[01:17:16]  Excuse my French.
[01:17:17]  It's a stupid Monday.
[01:17:20]  Just leave me alone.

=== Just Leave Me Alone Already (14:36) ===

[01:17:22]  And shut up in the chat room, man.
[01:17:24]  I see you, stupid bastards.
[01:17:27]  Shut up.
[01:17:29]  Just shut your mouth, man.
[01:17:32]  How does God make it show when he defrauded the American people status in Vietnam?
[01:17:38]  Only to later admit that you're not going to be able to do it.
[01:17:39]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:40]  You're making me belch, you son of a bitch.
[01:17:43]  Shut up, stolen Valor.
[01:17:44]  Got someone.
[01:17:48]  Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole already, man.
[01:17:52]  I'm not even joking, man.
[01:17:53]  You piggish power-bottom fruit bowl, man.
[01:17:56]  Just shut up.
[01:17:58]  Just shut up and let me drink my beer in pieces.
[01:18:01]  You people won't even let me do my show.
[01:18:04]  You won't even let me do my show.
[01:18:08]  And you're making me belch on top of all this crap, man.
[01:18:11]  You're making all the goddamn acid churn in my stomach, man.
[01:18:15]  I mean, don't you goddamn trolls have a soul?
[01:18:21]  Don't you have a soul, man?
[01:18:25]  Just, god damn it, man.
[01:18:34]  I just gotta keep drinking, man.
[01:18:38]  I just gotta keep drinking it.
[01:18:39]  Shut up in the chat room.
[01:18:41]  I see you.
[01:18:41]  Shut up.
[01:18:44]  Just shut up in the chat room.
[01:18:46]  All of you, just shut up.
[01:18:49]  I'm not a feels bad, man.
[01:18:55]  I'm not a feels bad man.
[01:18:59]  And I'm tired of you people.
[01:19:02]  I'm tired.
[01:19:03]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[01:19:04]  I'm so tired.
[01:19:05]  I'm so tired of you people trolling me.
[01:19:08]  I'm so tired of you people making me look like an asshole.
[01:19:12]  I just, I can't.
[01:19:14]  I'm freaking tired, man.
[01:19:18]  All I wanted to do was do a serious goddamn show, man.
[01:19:21]  I got goddamn fucking production notes right here.
[01:19:26]  And all I'm trying to do ever since I started this show on YouTube, man, was to try to provide some financial insight, some political and social commentary, and you people won't let me do it, man.
[01:19:44]  Why won't you let me do it?
[01:19:46]  Why?
[01:19:50]  Oh, God, you're making me pil.
[01:19:55]  Oh, God.
[01:19:57]  Oh, God.
[01:20:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:20:01]  I'm so tired.
[01:20:02]  I'm tired of you.
[01:20:06]  And I want to be honest with you, man.
[01:20:10]  All of you.
[01:20:11]  All of you that are listening in.
[01:20:13]  Whether you're partaking in this cyberbullying or not, you're all accomplices, man.
[01:20:19]  Silence is consent.
[01:20:22]  Silence is consent, man.
[01:20:25]  And you all are complicit.
[01:20:28]  And how dare you?
[01:20:30]  How dare you?
[01:20:33]  What the hell is this, man?
[01:20:35]  And now back to the actual show.
[01:20:37]  The Justice Department on Monday charged China's largest smartphone maker with shot and stopped.
[01:20:42]  Don't do the news!
[01:20:44]  That's my job!
[01:20:46]  Come on, man!
[01:20:47]  You son of a bitch!
[01:20:49]  That's my job!
[01:20:52]  Son of a f ⁇ ing shit!
[01:20:58]  They're taking my shell away from me!
[01:21:02]  They're taking my shell!
[01:21:05]  Stop!
[01:21:06]  I'm just listening.
[01:21:09]  Shut this trolling up, man.
[01:21:11]  Enough of the trolling.
[01:21:13]  You can talk about me.
[01:21:15]  You can talk about my family.
[01:21:16]  You can do whatever the hell you want.
[01:21:18]  Stop taking my shell away from me.
[01:21:22]  It's mine, man.
[01:21:24]  It's my show.
[01:21:25]  It's the ghost show.
[01:21:29]  So stop.
[01:21:30]  Stop it now.
[01:21:31]  All right?
[01:21:34]  Just stop it.
[01:21:35]  Just all of you.
[01:21:36]  All of you fucking people.
[01:21:37]  Just stop.
[01:21:38]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:21:39]  All of you, just stop.
[01:21:41]  And shut up in the chat room.
[01:21:43]  It's not your show.
[01:21:44]  It's my show.
[01:21:46]  It's mine.
[01:21:48]  It belongs to me, damn it!
[01:21:52]  It belongs to me, damn it!
[01:21:59]  To me, damn it!
[01:22:03]  Oh, God.
[01:22:05]  Real children.
[01:22:10]  Hopefully Trump is arrested soon for treason.
[01:22:12]  Oh, go fuck yourself.
[01:22:14]  I'm tired of you people, man.
[01:22:16]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:22:17]  I'm so tired of this.
[01:22:18]  That is a moral consent.
[01:22:19]  I'm cutting.
[01:22:20]  Oh, God.
[01:22:24]  I'm not even kidding around, man.
[01:22:25]  I'm thinking about ending this show early and not coming back on Wednesday, man.
[01:22:31]  I deserve more respect than this.
[01:22:35]  All the blood, sweat, and tears for the last 11 years.
[01:22:40]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[01:22:45]  I deserve it.
[01:22:46]  I deserve it.
[01:22:48]  I used to be somebody, man.
[01:22:51]  I used to be somebody before this.
[01:22:56]  Welcome to my nightmare, man, because this is it.
[01:23:02]  This is it, man.
[01:23:05]  I need to blow my nose for Christ's sake, man.
[01:23:07]  Where's the freaking tissue, man?
[01:23:12]  Hey, engineer, I need some more tissues, man.
[01:23:14]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:23:15]  We're already out of tissues over here, man.
[01:23:25]  You people are making mucus coming out my body, man.
[01:23:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:41]  I'm not kidding.
[01:23:43]  All right.
[01:23:43]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:23:44]  All right.
[01:23:44]  Leave me alone.
[01:23:46]  Let me take another shot.
[01:23:48]  I got to take another shot so I can loosen myself up.
[01:23:50]  I don't know.
[01:23:50]  Maybe I should break out the devil's lettuce, man, because you people are assholes.
[01:23:56]  You people are goddamn assholes.
[01:23:58]  Let me take a shot first, man.
[01:24:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:02]  Put some more in there.
[01:24:04]  All right.
[01:24:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:08]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:14]  I'm looking at the shot glass and I'm just thinking to myself, man, why?
[01:24:17]  Why am I drinking for a bunch of fucking cyber vermin?
[01:24:22]  Why am I doing this?
[01:24:25]  Why am I just, why am I letting these people get to me, man?
[01:24:29]  Why are they letting me?
[01:24:31]  Why are they forcing me hitting the bottle, man?
[01:24:35]  Why are they forcing me to hit the bottle?
[01:24:39]  And I'll tell you fucking why, man.
[01:24:41]  You guys that are listening to this show, man.
[01:24:43]  You listen.
[01:24:45]  These people, man, for the past 11 years, that's all they've done to me.
[01:24:48]  It's freaking cyberbully and troll.
[01:24:54]  Oh, God.
[01:24:57]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:24:58]  I want to say cheers to the people that care, man.
[01:25:03]  To the people that care, man.
[01:25:05]  I love you guys.
[01:25:06]  All you people that care.
[01:25:08]  Especially to the inner circle, man.
[01:25:10]  I talk to the inner circle all the goddamn time, man.
[01:25:15]  Serious conversations, man.
[01:25:17]  Intellectual debate, man.
[01:25:23]  I want to say cheers to you guys, especially in the inner circle, man.
[01:25:26]  You mean everything to me, man.
[01:25:28]  You're my friends.
[01:25:28]  You're my family.
[01:25:31]  What is this?
[01:25:34]  Glad to see you're having a good show, man.
[01:25:36]  I'm not having a good show.
[01:25:41]  Yeah, go shut up your ass.
[01:25:43]  All right, Mr. Autism.
[01:25:45]  Not fucking me.
[01:25:45]  He got banned because he's an asshole.
[01:25:50]  I'm taking my freaking shot, man.
[01:25:52]  This is to the inner circle, man.
[01:25:53]  I love you guys, man.
[01:25:55]  All right.
[01:25:55]  It's you and me, baby.
[01:25:57]  You understand?
[01:25:58]  Inner circle.
[01:26:00]  I see for life.
[01:26:02]  And for you people that either left or got kicked out, you're a bunch of milky liquors, and that's why you're there and we're here, all right?
[01:26:10]  Cheers, baby.
[01:26:11]  Cheers.
[01:26:16]  Good stuff.
[01:26:17]  Very good stuff.
[01:26:23]  Ah, man.
[01:26:24]  It's nothing like a goddamn shot of whiskey, man.
[01:26:27]  Nothing like a shot of whiskey.
[01:26:30]  I don't even know why I have these production notes.
[01:26:33]  I should end the goddamn broadcast here in the next couple of minutes and not give you sons of bitches radio graffiti because what?
[01:26:41]  Look at this.
[01:26:42]  Here's Divine Tiger again.
[01:26:43]  This is what I'm talking about.
[01:26:44]  I am really curious.
[01:26:46]  Are you using the trolls in the show as an excuse to cover your alcoholic abusive behavior?
[01:26:51]  Also, tell me how big your beer belly is.
[01:26:53]  I must know.
[01:26:54]  Hey, shut up, Devontaiger, all right?
[01:26:57]  Shut up.
[01:26:58]  All right, I got a little bit of a beer belly up in here, but I'm not a freaking hambone.
[01:27:02]  All right, I know all you assholes are out here thinking I'm some kind of a freaking hambone.
[01:27:07]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[01:27:09]  All right, the reason I got a little bit of a beer belly now is because you assholes are driving me to drink.
[01:27:14]  That's why.
[01:27:16]  That's why!
[01:27:17]  All right.
[01:27:20]  So go shove it up your ass.
[01:27:23]  All right.
[01:27:23]  Go shove it up your goddamn clogged up colon pipes.
[01:27:27]  All right.
[01:27:30]  I'm drinking again.
[01:27:31]  That's why I got this little freaking beer belly, man.
[01:27:33]  I got to stop.
[01:27:34]  All right.
[01:27:35]  I got to stop.
[01:27:38]  And people are saying in the chat room in some bleeding ulcers.
[01:27:41]  Or maybe I do have ulcers, but.
[01:27:44]  What, Jackler?
[01:27:45]  The Jackler show actually manages to get through the markets and the news in under two hours.
[01:27:50]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:27:51]  I don't know.
[01:27:54]  I don't care.
[01:27:55]  He's a goddamn troll.
[01:27:57]  Radio graffiti with a trip.
[01:28:00]  Spread it like wildfire.
[01:28:01]  He's a goddamn troll.
[01:28:04]  You son of a bitch.
[01:28:07]  What do you want, anonymous?
[01:28:09]  For Christ's sake.
[01:28:10]  Ann Coulter is right to disown Trump.
[01:28:13]  She supported him from the beginning.
[01:28:14]  Ann Coulter.
[01:28:16]  Ann Coulter is a whore.
[01:28:18]  Okay?
[01:28:19]  You could tell her I said that.
[01:28:21]  Ann Coulter is a whore.
[01:28:23]  All right?
[01:28:25]  Inner circle jerk.
[01:28:26]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:28:27]  Get to radio graffiti.
[01:28:29]  I want her to underscore once again that goddamn Ann Coulter is a dirty dish rag whore is what she is.
[01:28:37]  She hops around from cock to cock to cock.
[01:28:41]  All right?
[01:28:41]  I mean, didn't you know that her, at least according to Bill Maher, her and Bill Maher had a little soiree?
[01:28:49]  Huh?
[01:28:50]  Oh, yeah, she's such, she's such a staunch person on her political persuasion.
[01:28:54]  She went to go hop on liberal Schlonghead.
[01:28:57]  That's great.
[01:28:58]  In recent news, Trump fired illegal immigrants he had kept hired at his golf club.
[01:29:02]  Go shove it up.
[01:29:03]  That's a damn lie, Evil Mirror.
[01:29:06]  It's a damn lie.
[01:29:07]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:29:10]  Shut up, Evil Mirror.
[01:29:11]  You're a freaking leftist, long-haired liberal bedwetting hippie.
[01:29:15]  And just shut your stupid stinking hole, all right?
[01:29:20]  What the hell is this?
[01:29:21]  Hello, ghost.
[01:29:21]  I hope you're being really useful today.
[01:29:23]  Thomas the tank engine.
[01:29:28]  I'm trying to be useful, but these assholes won't let me do my goddamn broadcast, all right?
[01:29:35]  And like I said, you could tell Ann Coulter I said that, all right?
[01:29:39]  She's a dirty dish rag whore.
[01:29:42]  All right?
[01:29:44]  Check out the Jackler show.
[01:29:45]  Here's a Trump may indeed have spoken to this then lawyer, Michael.
[01:29:50]  He delivered the Jackler show, which is now at the center of a seething political controversy.
[01:29:54]  I've seen the Jackler show, all right?
[01:29:56]  Hey, Jackler, I've seen your shit.
[01:29:59]  All right.
[01:30:00]  Playing Fortnite.
[01:30:01]  Guys, you should go listen to Tony Gaga at Tony.
[01:30:04]  We got this asshole over here.
[01:30:06]  He is 100.
[01:30:07]  He's not better than this.
[01:30:08]  Tony Gaga.
[01:30:10]  Good God.
[01:30:11]  We know who he likes.
[01:30:12]  Lady Gaga.
[01:30:14]  Go cirrhosis diagnosis.
[01:30:16]  Just go shove it up your ass.
[01:30:18]  Hey, Jackler, I've seen your channel, man.
[01:30:21]  All right.
[01:30:22]  Let me tell you something.
[01:30:22]  You suck at Fortnite.
[01:30:24]  All right.
[01:30:25]  You suck at Fortnite and you suck at video games.
[01:30:28]  And I would own your ass once I get my goddamn gaming computer.
[01:30:32]  I'm trying to build my gaming computer going on here.
[01:30:36]  All right.
[01:30:36]  Because I know if I go out there and buy it in the mainstream market out here, I'm going to be dropping about $2,000.
[01:30:43]  But I'm telling you right now, when I get my gaming computer, I'm going to own all your asses because I know all you stupid trolls are goddamn gamers.
[01:30:51]  I'm going to own your asses.
[01:30:52]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:30:54]  All right.
[01:30:54]  I'm going to be training on the goddamn games like I was freaking Rocky Balboa.
[01:31:00]  Okay.
[01:31:00]  And then once I train on the games, all right, I want you.
[01:31:04]  I want you.
[01:31:05]  All right, you people.
[01:31:06]  Freaking Jackler, Johnny Baller Fic, and all you people that I want you.
[01:31:11]  Ann Coulter is kind of hot in kind of a psychotic way.
[01:31:14]  What do you think?
[01:31:16]  You think she's hot?
[01:31:18]  You think she's hot?
[01:31:21]  I mean, you mean she's hot as in she has like a disease puss or something?
[01:31:25]  Or is it like you think she's like attractive?
[01:31:29]  Let me tell you something.
[01:31:30]  All right.
[01:31:30]  All of you.
[01:31:31]  All right.
[01:31:32]  You gamers, you just wait till I get my gaming computer.
[01:31:35]  I do some training out here.
[01:31:37]  And I'm going to own all you bastards.
[01:31:39]  Okay.
[01:31:39]  I'm not joking.
[01:31:40]  This is where I'm going.
[01:31:41]  I'm going after all of you.
[01:31:44]  All right.
[01:31:45]  You just wait.
[01:31:47]  You just wait till I get my computer built.
[01:31:49]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:31:50]  And then I'm owning all of your asses.
[01:31:53]  All right.
[01:31:54]  I'm owning all of your asses.
[01:31:57]  All right?

=== You Think She's Hot (15:58) ===

[01:31:58]  Not even joking around.
[01:32:00]  You just wait.
[01:32:01]  I've seen you, Jackler.
[01:32:03]  I've seen your goddamn channel.
[01:32:04]  You're a Fortnite player, huh?
[01:32:06]  Yeah, you suck, too.
[01:32:08]  You suck the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper there, Jackler.
[01:32:12]  All right.
[01:32:13]  I'm coming for all of you.
[01:32:14]  All right.
[01:32:15]  Just wait till I get my gaming computer, you sons of bitches.
[01:32:18]  I'm building the state-of-the-art gaming computer.
[01:32:21]  So when I come on here and I start streaming, I'm going to own your asses.
[01:32:26]  And not to mention, I'm going after these so-called streamers out here that think they're such big badasses in the gaming community.
[01:32:33]  I'm talking about Dr. Disrespect.
[01:32:35]  I'm coming after that bastard.
[01:32:37]  All right.
[01:32:38]  And once I own Dr. Disrespect, I'm coming after Dark Side Phil.
[01:32:44]  All right.
[01:32:45]  And once I do that, I'm coming after Ninja.
[01:32:48]  I'm coming after Ninja's ass.
[01:32:52]  Jackler would never kill a puppy.
[01:32:54]  Go shoving up your ass.
[01:32:55]  All right.
[01:32:56]  I mean, listen, I'm talking serious business.
[01:32:59]  All right.
[01:32:59]  I'm talking serious gaming business here.
[01:33:02]  Because you assholes that are out there that are in the trolling community, I know you're a bunch of gamers.
[01:33:08]  And you know something?
[01:33:09]  You're going to make me, I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
[01:33:12]  I'm going to train like freaking goddamn Rocky Balboa.
[01:33:15]  And I'm going to own all you people.
[01:33:17]  All right?
[01:33:19]  And I'm going after Ninja, man.
[01:33:20]  I'm going right after Ninja.
[01:33:23]  All right.
[01:33:23]  Pootie Pie.
[01:33:24]  Are you kidding me?
[01:33:25]  I could own Pootie Pie right now.
[01:33:27]  He's just a half autistic tard.
[01:33:30]  I'm telling you, I'm going after the major gamers, man.
[01:33:33]  And one day, one day, I'm going to be the gamer of the year.
[01:33:38]  What is this?
[01:33:39]  Hey, Ghost, could you prove to us you're a virgin and fart on the mic again?
[01:33:42]  Ghost shit.
[01:33:43]  When you wrapped on Baller Friday, he was so hot and got me off.
[01:33:47]  I would love for you to sit on my face.
[01:33:49]  Shut up with the pervert.
[01:33:51]  I'm talking to the people right now.
[01:33:53]  I'm talking straight to the people because I know you damn trolls are gamers.
[01:33:58]  And let me tell you something, man.
[01:33:59]  All right.
[01:34:00]  You people want to come at me?
[01:34:01]  I'm going to own your asses.
[01:34:03]  I'm going to own your asses at games, okay?
[01:34:06]  I haven't gamed since America's Army.
[01:34:09]  The hell is that?
[01:34:10]  Ghost fears Uncle Tony.
[01:34:11]  That's why he doesn't want to go on his show to come up with me.
[01:34:14]  Go shove it up your ass, please.
[01:34:16]  All right.
[01:34:16]  I'm talking about gaming.
[01:34:21]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:34:24]  Just wait till I get my freaking gaming computer.
[01:34:26]  All right.
[01:34:27]  I'm building it now.
[01:34:28]  All right.
[01:34:28]  I'm building it now.
[01:34:30]  And look, I see you people in the chat room.
[01:34:32]  You want me to bring it?
[01:34:33]  I'm going to bring it to your asses.
[01:34:34]  All right.
[01:34:35]  You just wait.
[01:34:36]  You just wait.
[01:34:37]  Just wait to see when Ghost takes over the gaming world, baby.
[01:34:41]  You understand that?
[01:34:42]  Let me tell you something.
[01:34:43]  Back in the day, I owned the arcade games.
[01:34:46]  You understand?
[01:34:47]  I'm an arcade gamer.
[01:34:48]  All right.
[01:34:49]  I was out there during the time when you had to look at your freaking opponent in the face.
[01:34:54]  And I would stare them down like Mike Tyson right before he knocked out a goddamn son of a bitch and opponent.
[01:34:59]  All right.
[01:35:00]  And I beat them before they even got to the damn joystick in the buttons.
[01:35:04]  Do you understand that?
[01:35:06]  All right.
[01:35:06]  You gamers now, you all think that you're so cute, right?
[01:35:10]  Because you're back behind a goddamn screen.
[01:35:13]  What the hell do you want, Jack Lee?
[01:35:18]  You don't give crap, Jack.
[01:35:20]  I only suck at gaming because I'm not a dorky gamer.
[01:35:22]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
[01:35:24]  You're not a dorky gamer.
[01:35:26]  I've seen your goddamn channel.
[01:35:27]  All right?
[01:35:30]  I will.
[01:35:31]  I'll freaking own your asses.
[01:35:33]  I'll freaking own all your asses.
[01:35:36]  All of you.
[01:35:37]  You will have a more sedentary lifestyle and will continue to gain more weight.
[01:35:41]  Your boobs and beer belly will get as big as your Junos.
[01:35:45]  Go shove it up, your ass, divine tiger.
[01:35:48]  It doesn't matter.
[01:35:49]  I'll still own your asses.
[01:35:50]  All right?
[01:35:51]  And it'll be known throughout the internets and throughout the world.
[01:35:54]  Believe me, Ghost will get his revenge.
[01:35:56]  I'm telling you, you people, I'm getting the best computer.
[01:36:02]  I'm building it right now.
[01:36:03]  Okay.
[01:36:04]  And once I do that, man, I'm going to be training.
[01:36:07]  As a matter of fact, I may even stop doing the show because I'm going to do some intense training.
[01:36:11]  Okay?
[01:36:12]  And then once I start streaming, I'm going for all of your asses.
[01:36:15]  All of you.
[01:36:16]  All of you are getting owned by me.
[01:36:18]  All of you.
[01:36:18]  All of your asses are getting owned by me.
[01:36:21]  All right.
[01:36:22]  I'm going straight to the top.
[01:36:24]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:36:26]  All right?
[01:36:28]  All right.
[01:36:28]  I'm going to become gaming, baby.
[01:36:30]  All right.
[01:36:31]  I'm going to have the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage of gaming.
[01:36:36]  You just wait and see.
[01:36:37]  All right.
[01:36:38]  And I'm not going to look like Boogie.
[01:36:40]  All right.
[01:36:41]  As a matter of fact, I'm probably going to be the most attractive gamer that ever freaking came into gaming.
[01:36:45]  All right.
[01:36:46]  Although before I look, I know all you people want face reveals and all that crap.
[01:36:51]  Look, I gotta, I gotta, speaking of training for games, I gotta train for, you know, get this beer gut off, you know, stop drinking, you know, so I can look appealing to the to the MILFs, you know?
[01:37:02]  You know, the MILFs will be like, oh, my God, look at Ghost.
[01:37:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:09]  So, what I'm gonna do here is once I get the gaming computer, I'm gonna probably try to stop drinking a little bit, you know, hit the gym, you know, just get the muscles going on, get the testosterone going on, man.
[01:37:21]  And I'm telling you this right now, man.
[01:37:24]  Just wait to see what happens.
[01:37:26]  All right.
[01:37:27]  And let me tell you something.
[01:37:28]  All right.
[01:37:29]  Aside from gaming, like regular gaming, we could go to the arcade games, okay?
[01:37:35]  We can go to the arcade games, and I guarantee you, I would own all you fucking goddamn gamers' asses.
[01:37:41]  Do you understand that?
[01:37:42]  I would own your asses.
[01:37:43]  And after I own you, I'd look you in your face and say, what?
[01:37:46]  What you got?
[01:37:48]  What you got?
[01:37:51]  Talk as big as Texas.
[01:37:53]  You know what?
[01:37:53]  I'll tell you what.
[01:37:54]  I ain't talk, boy.
[01:37:56]  I ain't talk.
[01:37:57]  I'm telling you, I'm building the best of the best gaming computer so I can rip your asses a new asshole.
[01:38:03]  And then those of you that think that you've got the ball to challenge me, come on down to a goddamn arcade game.
[01:38:10]  Come on down to an arcade game, baby.
[01:38:13]  All right, so we can be face-to-face.
[01:38:15]  All right?
[01:38:16]  Not this whole like, hey, I'm on KeenSpeak, guys.
[01:38:19]  Face-to-face asshole.
[01:38:21]  Once you get your gaming PC, I'll back you up.
[01:38:24]  Ghostler Army versus Chat.
[01:38:27]  Hey, wait a minute.
[01:38:28]  Don't call me Ghostler, okay?
[01:38:30]  I appreciate that.
[01:38:31]  Don't call me Ghostler.
[01:38:32]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:38:33]  Good luck getting your own gaming computer soon.
[01:38:35]  Also, the Nintendo Switch is getting super popular since 2018, and now the NES games being on the Switch.
[01:38:41]  What?
[01:38:42]  NES games are coming soon.
[01:38:43]  Are you kidding me?
[01:38:46]  Am I supposed to get a freaking Switch?
[01:38:49]  Why?
[01:38:51]  Windows 95 Obama Edition.
[01:38:53]  Look, I'm getting the best of the best computer.
[01:38:55]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[01:38:56]  I'm building it now.
[01:38:57]  I'm building it now.
[01:38:59]  I'm talking like I-9, or you know what I mean? I-9, fucking 8700, fucking 28 gigabytes of RAM.
[01:39:08]  I'm talking the best of the best goddamn fucking video card server.
[01:39:15]  Video cards, video card, excuse me.
[01:39:18]  The best of the best Wi-Fi reception, everything so I can whoop all of you idiots' asses, all right?
[01:39:27]  Excuse me, I think I meant to say, no, just, just, just wait.
[01:39:31]  You just freaking wait, all right?
[01:39:34]  Just wait.
[01:39:35]  All right, I'm gonna be whooping your asses.
[01:39:37]  I'm gonna be making all of you gamers out there look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[01:39:43]  Just give me some time to train.
[01:39:44]  That's all I ask.
[01:39:45]  That's all I ask, baby, all right?
[01:39:49]  The best of the best.
[01:39:50]  I'm telling you, that's what I'm getting.
[01:39:52]  I'm getting the best of the best here.
[01:39:54]  You just wait.
[01:39:55]  And I'm calling you out, Jackler and Baller Fic and all you guys that think that you're so goddamn great at gaming.
[01:40:03]  And anybody else out there, I'm going after Dr. Disrespect, all right?
[01:40:08]  That stupid mullet serving bastard.
[01:40:12]  I'm going after him.
[01:40:13]  I'm going after everybody.
[01:40:14]  What is this?
[01:40:15]  Just install me on your new gaming PC, daddy.
[01:40:17]  Go shove it up your ass.
[01:40:19]  I'm not installing nothing.
[01:40:20]  All right.
[01:40:21]  And the reason I'm doing this, you want to know why I'm doing this?
[01:40:24]  Because of you freaking trolls.
[01:40:26]  You people are making me want to be the best of the best gaming.
[01:40:29]  So I can fucking own your asses.
[01:40:32]  And then this way, I could be sitting over here bragging about it, huh?
[01:40:37]  I'll have freaking digital gaming balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you upside your chin.
[01:40:43]  And there's nothing you sons of bitches can do about it.
[01:40:46]  And I guarantee you, I'd invite some of you on the goddamn gaming stream when I whoop your goddamn ass.
[01:40:52]  All right?
[01:40:53]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:40:55]  You people have gotten me to this point.
[01:40:56]  And I'm telling you, you just wait, baby.
[01:40:59]  All right?
[01:41:00]  You just wait.
[01:41:02]  You just goddamn wait!
[01:41:09]  You people have got me, like, inspired, man.
[01:41:12]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[01:41:13]  I want to own your asses.
[01:41:17]  Jesus Christ, we've already an hour and 41 minutes of you trolls trolling me for Christ's sake, man.
[01:41:23]  I haven't even gotten to my show.
[01:41:24]  And now you're making me leak all the secrets, man.
[01:41:27]  I'm telling you, I am building a gaming computer right now.
[01:41:31]  And once it's built, all of you, all you fucking trolls, I'm going to take you all.
[01:41:38]  I'll take you all on.
[01:41:41]  I'll take you all on.
[01:41:44]  It's time for Ghost to get the cyber respect that he deserves.
[01:41:50]  And he's going to own all you trolls, baby.
[01:41:53]  He's going to own all you trolls, baby, all right?
[01:41:59]  I can't wait, baby.
[01:42:01]  I can't wait.
[01:42:07]  Look at these.
[01:42:07]  I see them in the chat room.
[01:42:08]  They're scared, crapless.
[01:42:10]  Huh?
[01:42:10]  Yeah, you better be scared, crapless.
[01:42:13]  You just goddamn wait, man.
[01:42:15]  Just goddamn wait.
[01:42:16]  Anyway, let me get some more beer here.
[01:42:18]  Let's move on with the damn broadcast.
[01:42:20]  All right.
[01:42:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:42:24]  All right.
[01:42:25]  Hey, you people.
[01:42:26]  Hey, shut up in the chat room.
[01:42:28]  You people have started me in this gaming kick.
[01:42:31]  All right.
[01:42:32]  And I'm telling you, I am so goddamn motivated.
[01:42:35]  So goddamn motivated.
[01:42:37]  I'm going to be practicing.
[01:42:39]  I'm going to be doing, I'm not, I'm going to be whooping ass.
[01:42:41]  Taking all the gaming trolls to the woodshed?
[01:42:43]  Good luck.
[01:42:44]  Are you kidding me?
[01:42:45]  I will take gaming trolls to the woodshed all night long.
[01:42:51]  24 gigs of RAM is nothing.
[01:42:53]  And you're letting the trolls control you now, Ghost.
[01:42:56]  Oh, yeah.
[01:42:56]  Please don't do this to yourself.
[01:42:58]  How's that?
[01:42:58]  This whole gaming idea is a waste of time.
[01:43:01]  You can't talk about it.
[01:43:02]  What are you talking about?
[01:43:03]  I'm going to own these trolls.
[01:43:05]  I'm going to own them in their own games.
[01:43:07]  You just wait.
[01:43:09]  You just wait.
[01:43:10]  I'm going to own their asses at their own goddamn game.
[01:43:14]  And like I said, I haven't gamed since America's Army.
[01:43:18]  America's Army 2, you know, when it was distributed by the Department of Defense.
[01:43:25]  You just wait till I get my gaming computer, you sons of bitches.
[01:43:28]  I'm going to get the games that everybody thinks are so good at, and I'm going to whoop their ass.
[01:43:33]  I'm going to whoop their ass.
[01:43:35]  You just, you just goddamn wait, man.
[01:43:37]  All right.
[01:43:37]  It's going to take me some time to build the best of the best computer.
[01:43:41]  But I'm telling you.
[01:43:46]  I'm going to whoop some goddamn gamer, goddamn troll terrorist cyber vermin ass.
[01:43:53]  Oh, I could see it now.
[01:43:55]  I could see it now.
[01:43:56]  You know?
[01:43:57]  Ghost, the new ninja.
[01:44:06]  Ghost, the best old gamer in the world.
[01:44:09]  An OG gamer takes the gaming industry by storm.
[01:44:18]  Yes.
[01:44:19]  Yes.
[01:44:20]  I can't wait.
[01:44:22]  I can't goddamn wait.
[01:44:23]  I'm just give me some time.
[01:44:25]  Because remember, aside from me building the damn computer, I've got to, I got to practice.
[01:44:31]  I got to do some training.
[01:44:32]  And it'll happen.
[01:44:34]  All right.
[01:44:34]  It'll happen.
[01:44:36]  And like I said, if you want to know when I'm going to be gaming, go to my website, ghost.report.
[01:44:41]  Add it to your bookmarks.
[01:44:42]  Add it to your favorites.
[01:44:43]  I'll tell you in what streaming service that I'm going to be doing some gaming because it's not going to be on YouTube.
[01:44:49]  It could be somewhere else.
[01:44:51]  What is this, Angry Freddy fan?
[01:44:53]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:44:53]  I may be your fan, but I'm not as good in competitive gaming.
[01:44:57]  You can kick my ass anytime in Left 4 Dead 2.
[01:45:00]  If you are planning a Steam account for your gaming style, so good luck, man.
[01:45:04]  Beat those trolls good.
[01:45:06]  I'm going PC gaming is what I'm doing.
[01:45:08]  All right.
[01:45:09]  Because all the people in the inner circle that are gamers are like, look, PC gaming is where it's at.
[01:45:14]  And you got to get a badass gaming computer so you can stream.
[01:45:17]  You know, you get the Elgato and all that crap.
[01:45:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:21]  What is this?
[01:45:22]  Wow, Ghost the New Nigger sounds awesome.
[01:45:25]  Good luck, Ghostler.
[01:45:27]  Shove it up your ass, Jackler.
[01:45:29]  All right.
[01:45:29]  I'm coming after you specifically because you're a freaking lamer.
[01:45:32]  All right.
[01:45:34]  I know I could beat your ass just right now.
[01:45:36]  You are an old man.
[01:45:37]  You have no hand-eye coordination.
[01:45:39]  How the hell do you know there, divine tiger?
[01:45:42]  How the hell do you know?
[01:45:44]  How the hell do you know?
[01:45:46]  I just need a little bit of training.
[01:45:48]  All right.
[01:45:49]  All right.
[01:45:50]  I'll pay some 15-year-old that knows Fortnite, you know, to train me.
[01:45:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:54]  Like, hey, you know, can you, you know, show me this?
[01:45:56]  And then before you know it, man, just wait.
[01:45:59]  I've got, just, fucking wait.
[01:46:02]  All of you people.
[01:46:03]  All of you people just wait, man.
[01:46:04]  I'm not even joking.
[01:46:05]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:46:07]  All right.
[01:46:09]  I'm just waiting to own the trolls at their own game.
[01:46:12]  I'm waiting.
[01:46:13]  I'm loving it.
[01:46:14]  I can witness it.
[01:46:15]  I can see it.
[01:46:16]  I can see into the future.
[01:46:18]  I can see into the future.
[01:46:23]  Shut up in the chat room.
[01:46:24]  I'm talking about some like brilliant kid gamer.
[01:46:28]  I need to, you know, I need some training.
[01:46:31]  You know, I need somebody that's going to hook me up to figure out like how to, you know, hook it up with the, you know, get my thumbs bruised.
[01:46:42]  Anyway, folks, look, I know I'm going a little bit too hype on all this gamer talk and whatnot, but man, I mean, it's just, I mean, you trolls, I'm going to own you.
[01:46:54]  It's something.
[01:46:54]  I'm going to own you.
[01:46:55]  I'm going to own your ass.
[01:46:57]  All right.
[01:46:58]  You know it and I know it.
[01:47:00]  Oh, man.
[01:47:00]  What is this?
[01:47:02]  What is this?
[01:47:02]  The stream?
[01:47:03]  Oh, we're having some stream trouble.
[01:47:05]  How convenient.
[01:47:07]  How convenient now that I'm announcing.
[01:47:09]  What is this?
[01:47:10]  Edgemont.
[01:47:11]  You better bring the engineer along when you start gaming.
[01:47:14]  Well, of course, the engineer is going to be hooking everything up.
[01:47:19]  You know, he knows all about wires.
[01:47:21]  Speaking of the arcade scene, I'll whip your ass at Galaga.
[01:47:24]  Are you kidding me?
[01:47:26]  I would whoop your ass at that game, man.
[01:47:28]  I would whoop your goddamn ass.
[01:47:30]  You need a stronger wheelchair than daddy.
[01:47:33]  Wheelchair gaming.
[01:47:34]  I'm not in a freaking wheelchair, man.
[01:47:36]  Just shut your goddamn poop shoot with that, all right?
[01:47:38]  I'm joking a side ghost.
[01:47:40]  Good luck.
[01:47:41]  You'll need it.
[01:47:43]  Hey, I don't need to up.
[01:47:44]  All right, I'm going to do it with skill, Jackler.
[01:47:47]  All right, I'm going to do it with skill.
[01:47:48]  All right.
[01:47:49]  I-98700, Wi-Fi connection, graphics card server, and rocking 24 gigabytes of RAM at the ranch.

=== I'd Whoop Your Ass At Galaga (04:29) ===

[01:47:56]  I'm not sure which chat room you're reading that's reeking of fear, but wow, I'm impressed.
[01:48:01]  Yes, that's great, ghost.
[01:48:02]  Nice gaming rig you got there.
[01:48:04]  Oh, I haven't gotten it yet.
[01:48:05]  I'm putting it together.
[01:48:06]  I'm trying to put the rig together, boat.
[01:48:09]  All right, you just wait.
[01:48:11]  These people out here, they're gonna get it, man.
[01:48:13]  I'm gonna give them a slap to the mouth.
[01:48:15]  Like, ah, yeah, yeah.
[01:48:19]  And you know what's gonna happen every time I give them a goddamn digital backhand?
[01:48:22]  I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.
[01:48:24]  it's going to sound like this.
[01:48:30]  That's what is going to happen.
[01:48:32]  I'm not joking.
[01:48:33]  I'm doing it right now.
[01:48:34]  I'm building the computer right now.
[01:48:37]  And you just wait.
[01:48:38]  All right.
[01:48:40]  You just wait.
[01:48:45]  You sons of bitches better just wait, man.
[01:48:47]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:48:52]  All right.
[01:48:53]  Let's get off this gaming talk.
[01:48:55]  All right.
[01:48:57]  You people have ruined my show.
[01:48:59]  It's already an hour and 48 minutes into this broadcast.
[01:49:03]  And you people have made me look like an imbecile.
[01:49:05]  All right.
[01:49:06]  I mean, but I guess that's what you want to do, right?
[01:49:08]  That's what that's, you know.
[01:49:10]  I'm your punching bag, right?
[01:49:12]  I'm your cyber punching bag.
[01:49:13]  You should make that as a song.
[01:49:15]  I'm your cyber punching bag.
[01:49:20]  I'm not a never mind.
[01:49:23]  Anyway, man, let's go ahead and try to do a broadcast.
[01:49:27]  And look, I'm not joking around about the gaming thing, man.
[01:49:30]  You just wait.
[01:49:35]  Good God, man.
[01:49:37]  I don't even know what to do.
[01:49:38]  Hey, engineer, I don't even know what the hell to do anymore, man.
[01:49:41]  We went off on this gaming tirade.
[01:49:44]  now i mean i don't know if i should do some do some news i mean these assholes are doing the what do i do engineer Sounds like you've got 18 molested noobs in your basement waiting to be fired.
[01:49:59]  Go shove it up your ass, boat.
[01:50:01]  I'm not a gigabyte of Ram Gaming PC really rocks.
[01:50:05]  I'm not a goddamn noob.
[01:50:06]  I guarantee you, if I saw you in a goddamn America's Army server, I would own your ass.
[01:50:12]  All right.
[01:50:12]  I would own your ass.
[01:50:14]  I used to own whole clan servers.
[01:50:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:50:19]  Especially on the pipeline map and the bridge map.
[01:50:25]  All right.
[01:50:26]  I freaking love those maps on America's Army.
[01:50:29]  Okay.
[01:50:30]  And believe me, I know how to finger the keyboard with the mouse.
[01:50:34]  You know, I got good fingering going on.
[01:50:36]  All right.
[01:50:37]  So, I mean, you know, you people are talking about the hand-to-eye coordination.
[01:50:41]  Let me tell you something.
[01:50:42]  I know hand-to-eye coordination.
[01:50:44]  You just wait.
[01:50:46]  You just wait, baby.
[01:50:48]  All right.
[01:50:48]  You just wait till I get the best of the best computers, man.
[01:50:51]  No lag.
[01:50:53]  The fastest graphics card, fastest processor, trying to get the best of the best Wi-Fi reception and Wi-Fi boosters so that no one, no one's going to own this man, baby.
[01:51:06]  All right.
[01:51:06]  I am the man.
[01:51:08]  I am the man.
[01:51:09]  Ghost is the man.
[01:51:10]  You know what's going to happen here in the next couple of years?
[01:51:13]  It's going to take about maybe two years for me to own the gaming industry.
[01:51:17]  What is this?
[01:51:18]  Insurgency Sandstorm as the game to play.
[01:51:21]  Insurgency Sandstorm.
[01:51:23]  We'll see what happens.
[01:51:25]  We'll see what happens.
[01:51:26]  We'll see what's the more popular game because I want to beat everybody's ass.
[01:51:31]  You got a good fingering going on.
[01:51:33]  Oh my.
[01:51:34]  Go shove it up, your ass, tub guy.
[01:51:36]  All right.
[01:51:36]  I didn't mean that.
[01:51:37]  I didn't mean anything sexual.
[01:51:39]  I'm talking about the fingering that I got for the keyboard and the mouse when it comes to gaming.
[01:51:44]  All right.
[01:51:45]  I got good fingers.
[01:51:46]  All right.
[01:51:46]  I got good fingering going on.
[01:51:47]  All right.
[01:51:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:51:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:57]  Hey, DeLorean Jackson, I don't know what I'm talking about.
[01:51:59]  What do you mean?
[01:52:02]  I don't want any wires all over my goddamn house.
[01:52:06]  All right.
[01:52:06]  I want to play in my, you know, I got a nice place to play in, man.
[01:52:13]  You just wait.
[01:52:14]  You just goddamn wait.
[01:52:15]  You assholes are going to get owned.
[01:52:18]  And look, I'm going to get the newest games.
[01:52:20]  Once I finally build this gaming computer, I'm going to get the newest of newest games, and then I'm going to kick your ass.

=== Want To Be A Gaming Legend (17:21) ===

[01:52:26]  All right.
[01:52:26]  I'm not even kidding around.
[01:52:27]  You troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[01:52:30]  When I kick your ass, it's going to be on the internets, and it's going to be for everybody to see.
[01:52:35]  And I'm going to do?
[01:52:38]  I'm going to say, I'm the champion, my friends.
[01:52:46]  I've got the biggest slong in the gaming community.
[01:52:54]  Who is ninja?
[01:52:58]  Who is ninja?
[01:53:02]  Yeah, Ninja Who, baby.
[01:53:09]  Ninja Who!
[01:53:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:53:17]  Look, I'm sorry.
[01:53:18]  I may be a little tipsy here because you assholes, you know, caused me to three or four shots.
[01:53:23]  I'm drinking beer.
[01:53:25]  But just wait.
[01:53:26]  You just wait.
[01:53:34]  You just wait, man, ghost.
[01:53:36]  Ghost is going to be a gamer and he's going to kick your asses.
[01:53:39]  All right.
[01:53:42]  He's going to kick your asses.
[01:53:44]  I'm loving this.
[01:53:45]  I can feel it.
[01:53:46]  I can see the future right now.
[01:53:48]  I can see the future right now.
[01:53:54]  Good stuff.
[01:53:56]  All right.
[01:53:57]  Listen, you trolls and you assholes have pissed me off enough tonight.
[01:54:02]  I'm going to go ahead and break out some of the devil's lettuce here.
[01:54:05]  And for you folks that are unaware of what the devil's lettuce is, it's tetrahydrocannabinol.
[01:54:11]  It's the pot.
[01:54:13]  It is reefer.
[01:54:15]  It is grass, etc.
[01:54:18]  And I want to be completely honest with you.
[01:54:22]  I get my tetrahydrocannabinol out here in San Antonio, Texas from a kid who sells candy apples on the corner.
[01:54:30]  And, you know, the kid, you know, barefoot kid and little boxes of candy apples.
[01:54:34]  I was like, look, hey, you know, do you know where the mota?
[01:54:37]  You know, that's Spanish for tetrahydrocannabanol.
[01:54:42]  He was like, hey, you know, you know where the mota is.
[01:54:44]  And this kid gets the best of the best, man.
[01:54:47]  I mean, you know, he's giving it to me like as if I'm getting it from a medical cannabis facility.
[01:54:54]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:54:54]  This latest one, I think I talked about it on the last broadcast.
[01:54:58]  Super Silver Haze, which is a sativa.
[01:55:02]  I want to be honest with you.
[01:55:03]  I like Indica or hybrids better, but you know, it's a sativa.
[01:55:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:08]  It's a little bit more of a headbuzz high as opposed to a body high, you know, etc.
[01:55:13]  So, what am I going to do?
[01:55:15]  Ghost is gay.
[01:55:17]  1v1 me in Minecraft Hunger Games, you pussy.
[01:55:20]  I have six years gameplay under my belt.
[01:55:23]  Minecraft, I mean, what the hell to mine?
[01:55:25]  Come on, man.
[01:55:26]  Let's get in with a new game.
[01:55:28]  Let's get in with the now.
[01:55:29]  Let's get in with the game.
[01:55:30]  I'm just about to say break out the bud.
[01:55:32]  Cheers.
[01:55:33]  Also, check out Hotline Miami for a good single-player game.
[01:55:36]  Oh, yeah, Hotline Miami.
[01:55:38]  I'll check it out there, Johnny Ballerfig.
[01:55:40]  You know, Johnny Baller figure, you're a pretty cool guy.
[01:55:42]  What the hell's wrong with Jackler?
[01:55:44]  You know, you seem like a pretty cool guy over here, you know, but you got Jackler over here, you know, I don't know, whatever he's doing.
[01:55:51]  But I'm going to own Jackler's ass on a game.
[01:55:54]  I've seen his goddamn channel.
[01:55:58]  It's nothing but a bunch of Fortnite crap.
[01:56:00]  And it's bad Fortnite play.
[01:56:02]  All right.
[01:56:03]  It's bad Fortnite play is what it is.
[01:56:10]  All right.
[01:56:11]  I have a pipe, which is a device in which you can consume the devil's lettuce or the tetrahydrocannabinol.
[01:56:19]  I'm going to do that now.
[01:56:20]  I have been consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.
[01:56:25]  So what we're going to do is we're going to mix all that up.
[01:56:27]  So what I'm doing here is saying cheers.
[01:56:31]  And the only reason I started talking about gaming, because I'm talking to you trolls out here.
[01:56:35]  All of you trolls, I'm coming after you in the gaming world.
[01:56:39]  I'm coming after you.
[01:56:40]  And I can't wait.
[01:56:42]  I'm building the best of the best computer.
[01:56:45]  And I'm telling you, just wait till I come out.
[01:56:48]  You just wait.
[01:56:49]  You just, oh, God.
[01:56:53]  I'm coming after all the gamers, man.
[01:56:55]  All right.
[01:56:56]  Anyway, cheers to everybody.
[01:56:58]  I'm going to go ahead and here's Johnny Ballerfic.
[01:57:00]  What is this?
[01:57:04]  What is this?
[01:57:05]  Jackler is out of money at the moment, so I don't know who the donations have been.
[01:57:10]  Oh, are you kidding me?
[01:57:13]  Are you trying to tell me, Johnny Ballerfic, that all these Jackler goddamn donations that have been trolling me and have been making me look like a moron, they're not Jackler.
[01:57:24]  Come on.
[01:57:25]  Come on, man.
[01:57:27]  All right.
[01:57:27]  Come on.
[01:57:29]  All right.
[01:57:30]  Come on.
[01:57:31]  Let me go ahead and take some hit of the devil's lettuce.
[01:57:34]  All right.
[01:57:35]  That's what I'm going to do here because you people are trolling me.
[01:57:38]  You're pissing me off.
[01:57:39]  And I need something that's just going to kind of take the edge off.
[01:57:42]  So that's what I'm going to do right now.
[01:57:44]  Anyway, cheers.
[01:57:46]  There we go.
[01:57:52]  Oh, yeah.
[01:57:54]  You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
[01:57:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:57:56]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[01:57:58]  That's all purpose of it.
[01:58:00]  Oh, yeah.
[01:58:05]  And believe it or not, I use a toilet paper roll with a fabric softener sheet that is tied to one end of it to blow out the smoke.
[01:58:16]  And believe it or not, it works.
[01:58:19]  All right.
[01:58:20]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:58:21]  Unless you're, you know, there's smoke coming out of your pipe or something.
[01:58:24]  It works.
[01:58:27]  I'm not joking.
[01:58:28]  It works.
[01:58:30]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:58:33]  Sorry for the belch, but you know, people are making me belt chat here.
[01:58:38]  Anyway, this is episode 13.
[01:58:40]  What is this?
[01:58:41]  Rage more scripted.
[01:58:43]  You mentioned gaming once, and the autists in the chat stop spamming TTS and actually start listening.
[01:58:48]  I think you have a successful strategy brewing.
[01:58:51]  What are you talking about?
[01:58:52]  I'm just saying.
[01:58:53]  Listen, I'm building my gaming computer.
[01:58:57]  And the reason I'm doing it is because of these trolls out here that think they got big cojones out here.
[01:59:03]  All right.
[01:59:04]  And I'm building the best of the best.
[01:59:06]  The best of the best, for Christ's sake.
[01:59:08]  Ghost stop doing crack you dumb nigger fashion.
[01:59:11]  I'm not doing crack.
[01:59:12]  Shut up.
[01:59:13]  I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
[01:59:16]  All right.
[01:59:16]  I'm smoking dro.
[01:59:18]  All right.
[01:59:19]  This is medical grade sativa.
[01:59:22]  Super silver haze, you milky liquor.
[01:59:24]  All right.
[01:59:26]  God, man.
[01:59:26]  My first hit.
[01:59:27]  These people are trying to harsh my mellow.
[01:59:29]  You know that?
[01:59:30]  First hit, these fucking trolls are trying to harsh my mellow.
[01:59:33]  Yeah, thanks a lot, ass crack.
[01:59:35]  All right.
[01:59:36]  Appreciate it, you dumb ad.
[01:59:37]  Let me take a second hit here.
[01:59:44]  Oh yeah.
[01:59:44]  There you go.
[01:59:45]  And you got to hold it in.
[01:59:46]  You know, you got to let it hit the brain.
[01:59:48]  You know?
[01:59:50]  There it is.
[01:59:51]  You got to let it hit the brain.
[01:59:52]  You know.
[01:59:56]  I couldn't hold that in for too long.
[01:59:58]  There was a lot of smoke.
[02:00:00]  A lot of smoke.
[02:00:02]  So, you know, that's why I had to let it out there for a second.
[02:00:05]  All right.
[02:00:06]  All right.
[02:00:07]  As a matter of fact, I'm telling you, you know, the kid that I go to to get some tetrahydrocannabinol out here in San Antonio, he, you know, he sells candy apples on the corner.
[02:00:18]  And I'm telling you, I don't know where he gets this stuff, but it's it's some good stuff.
[02:00:28]  That's all.
[02:00:29]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:00:30]  All right.
[02:00:31]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:32]  We have gotten so off keester from this broadcast, folks.
[02:00:36]  You know, I mean, I wanted to talk about the markets.
[02:00:39]  I wanted to talk about some top stories in the news.
[02:00:43]  And here we are.
[02:00:44]  We're getting inebriated on alcoholic beverage.
[02:00:48]  We're getting, you know, a little stoned on tetrahydrocannabinol over here.
[02:00:54]  We're talking about, look, I shouldn't have even, you see, I shouldn't have even talked about the games.
[02:01:00]  What is this?
[02:01:01]  Fuck the haters and fuck the trolls.
[02:01:04]  Fuck Jack or his mother ran out of autism bucks.
[02:01:06]  Good shit, brother.
[02:01:08]  I will smoke out of my $420 capitalist bung in honor of you.
[02:01:12]  Oh, yeah, that's it.
[02:01:13]  $420 in chat for True Cannabis Radio.
[02:01:15]  True Cannabis, right?
[02:01:16]  No, no, no, no, listen.
[02:01:17]  We're not doing cannabis radio.
[02:01:19]  Are you kidding me?
[02:01:20]  This is ghost show.
[02:01:21]  All right.
[02:01:22]  Don't do that.
[02:01:22]  All right.
[02:01:23]  I'm just smoking some tetrahydrocannabinol to add some flavor to the broadcast.
[02:01:29]  And not to mention calm me down from all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin trying to come at me for Christ's sake.
[02:01:36]  All right.
[02:01:37]  I mean, I want to be honest with you.
[02:01:39]  Episode 13.
[02:01:40]  That's why I named it Welcome to My Nightmare because that's what this is.
[02:01:46]  You all have listened to it.
[02:01:48]  If you've listened to it up to this point, you're listening to my goddamn nightmare.
[02:01:54]  All right.
[02:01:56]  I guess this is what I've become, huh?
[02:01:58]  This is what I've become?
[02:02:00]  Well, even though you assholes are trolling me, even though you assholes are making me look like an idiot and besmirching me, besmirching my show, I'm telling you, man.
[02:02:09]  I'm fucking telling you.
[02:02:11]  Just wait till I build this damn computer.
[02:02:17]  I'm not kidding around.
[02:02:18]  I want the fastest computer, gaming computer, and I'm going to whoop all your troll asses, man.
[02:02:25]  I want to be a freaking gaming legend.
[02:02:27]  All right.
[02:02:27]  I'm a gaming legend in the arcade and, you know, arcade games.
[02:02:31]  You know, you, I don't want to get into that.
[02:02:33]  I'm just saying I'm a legend.
[02:02:35]  And I want to be a legend in the goddamn gaming industry.
[02:02:38]  I'm going to whoop you fucking trolls' asses.
[02:02:41]  You just wait, man.
[02:02:42]  You just wait.
[02:02:44]  I'm going to have the gamer schlong head of a 15 and a half inch digital schlong.
[02:02:49]  All right.
[02:02:55]  Oh, I'm hype, man.
[02:02:59]  I want to hurry up and build the goddamn computer so I can whoop your asses, man.
[02:03:02]  I want to whoop all your asses.
[02:03:04]  I want to give you goddamn digital backhands, man, because you deserve it.
[02:03:11]  You all deserve it.
[02:03:15]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:16]  Anyway, listen, I got to take a break.
[02:03:18]  All right.
[02:03:19]  All right.
[02:03:19]  I hit some devil's lettuce.
[02:03:21]  I've been freaking sipping on some dickle and some beer over here.
[02:03:26]  All right, I'm going to take a break here for a second.
[02:03:28]  Okay.
[02:03:29]  I got to drain the main vein here, you know?
[02:03:32]  And when I come back, I hope that y'all understand that I'm in a freaking zone right now.
[02:03:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:03:39]  I got some alcohol, which is filling me with piss and fury.
[02:03:43]  And I got some goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol that's putting me in the freaking zone, baby.
[02:03:53]  What is this?
[02:03:54]  I wish ghosts luck.
[02:03:56]  You're damn right, gamer of the year.
[02:03:59]  You're goddamn right.
[02:04:01]  Drain the main catheter.
[02:04:03]  Go shove it up, your ass.
[02:04:04]  I'm not in a wheelchair, and I don't have a catheter.
[02:04:08]  All right, so sit there and shut your mouth.
[02:04:10]  I've been drinking lots of beer here, all right?
[02:04:13]  I'm filled with piss and fury.
[02:04:16]  Stolen value.
[02:04:18]  First, you rip off of Alex Jones's ass.
[02:04:20]  Then you started pre-arcording your episode.
[02:04:23]  Shut your ass, all right?
[02:04:24]  Leave me alone.
[02:04:25]  I gotta go freaking drain the main vein over here, asshole.
[02:04:32]  What do you want, Jack?
[02:04:33]  What?
[02:04:33]  I told you it wasn't me, ghost.
[02:04:35]  And I'm saving up money, so I won't be donating for a while.
[02:04:39]  Well, I hope so, but I don't believe you.
[02:04:41]  Something in me is telling me that you're a goddamn troll terrorist cyber vermin jerk dick.
[02:04:47]  All right?
[02:04:48]  So excuse me if I don't believe you, okay?
[02:04:54]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[02:04:58]  Mad respect to anyone who is willing to pick up.
[02:05:01]  Mad respects to anyone who is willing to pick up an old hobby and commit to it.
[02:05:06]  Can't wait to see you take down that faggot ninja.
[02:05:09]  I'm gonna take him down.
[02:05:10]  You just wait, man.
[02:05:12]  I'm gonna put all my energy.
[02:05:15]  I'm gonna put all my determination.
[02:05:18]  I'm not kidding.
[02:05:19]  At first, it's not just ninja.
[02:05:21]  You know what I'm going after?
[02:05:22]  I'm going after you, trolls.
[02:05:24]  And I know who you are.
[02:05:26]  And I'm challenging your asses.
[02:05:28]  And when I own your asses, it will be on the internet.
[02:05:32]  It will be on the internet.
[02:05:34]  Dear engineer, grab the nearest object and knock ghost in the head with it.
[02:05:38]  Then take over the show.
[02:05:39]  Don't shove up your ass.
[02:05:40]  The engineer's not going to do that.
[02:05:42]  Come on.
[02:05:42]  Shut up.
[02:05:43]  You know you want to.
[02:05:44]  The engineer's not going to do that.
[02:05:46]  Shut up.
[02:05:47]  Fuck ghost that fucking Jew.
[02:05:50]  Why would you say some racist crap like that, man?
[02:05:53]  I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody out there on the goddamn internets and throughout the world knows it.
[02:06:02]  All right?
[02:06:03]  So don't be sitting over here spreading slanderous lies about me.
[02:06:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:09]  I got to drain the main vein for Christ's sake.
[02:06:12]  Hey, engineer, can you take me out with the intro music, please?
[02:06:18]  I'll be right back for Christ's sake.
[02:06:20]  I'm going to be draining the main vein and you troll terrorists can suck an egg.
[02:06:25]  All right.
[02:06:26]  Okay, let's do this fucking shit.

=== Drain The Main Vein Of Fury (07:43) ===

[02:09:47]  All right, good God.
[02:09:50]  Oh, good God.
[02:09:52]  That feels a lot better, man.
[02:09:53]  I'm telling you, when you drain the main vein after being filled with piss and fury, it feels great, man.
[02:10:00]  It feels excellent.
[02:10:01]  Anyway, look, I want to be honest with you, man.
[02:10:04]  I really don't appreciate you people what you've done to my broadcast.
[02:10:09]  I think that you people think that I'm just some kind of a joke.
[02:10:12]  And I'm telling you, you can continue to think I'm a joke, but I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[02:10:18]  I'm getting into the gaming game because of you, Sunsburg.
[02:10:23]  Ghost, I'm curious.
[02:10:24]  What's your real name?
[02:10:26]  What do you do for a living?
[02:10:28]  It's none of your effing business.
[02:10:30]  First of all, I'm a business owner.
[02:10:32]  Secondly, you know, listen, you people that are out here wanting face reveals and wanting to do, why the hell would you want that, man?
[02:10:41]  I mean, we've had a good time, man.
[02:10:43]  It's all been gravy over here, man.
[02:10:45]  It's been fun, man.
[02:10:46]  11 years and crap.
[02:10:49]  And now everybody all of a sudden wants to take a whiff of my butt crack and find out who the hell I am, man.
[02:10:54]  Who cares who I am?
[02:10:55]  All right?
[02:10:56]  Who cares?
[02:10:57]  Who cares who I am, baby?
[02:11:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:11:03]  Who gives a crap who I am?
[02:11:05]  I know everybody and their brother thinks they know who I am, but you know what?
[02:11:09]  They don't.
[02:11:09]  After freaking 11 years, they don't.
[02:11:11]  So it is what it is.
[02:11:12]  All right.
[02:11:13]  So why don't we just like have the relationship that we have and that's all there is to it.
[02:11:18]  All right.
[02:11:18]  There's no reason.
[02:11:20]  What the hell do you want to see me for?
[02:11:22]  All right.
[02:11:23]  I mean, don't you understand that like fame and fandom and all this other crap kind of corrupts everything to the to the biggest degree, you know?
[02:11:35]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:11:41]  All right, listen.
[02:11:43]  I want to be honest with you, man.
[02:11:45]  You people have pissed me off.
[02:11:47]  You people have, you know, made a mockery of my Monday show.
[02:11:52]  And I really don't appreciate that you people are treating me in this capacity.
[02:11:57]  You know what I mean?
[02:11:59]  I mean, I'm serious, man.
[02:12:01]  I mean, I'm sitting over here.
[02:12:02]  I mean, I really am trying to spark synapses in the brains of you folks.
[02:12:07]  I'm sitting over here trying to, you know, give you folks the answers before you even know the questions.
[02:12:14]  And yet no one even gives, no one gives two rats' asses.
[02:12:17]  No one even cares.
[02:12:19]  So I'm not even too sure if I should be doing a radio graffiti right now.
[02:12:23]  I want to be honest.
[02:12:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:12:27]  See, you're making me belch tonight.
[02:12:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:12:32]  You're making me belch.
[02:12:34]  That's what it is.
[02:12:35]  And you're making me sick.
[02:12:39]  So I want to be honest with you.
[02:12:40]  I'm not too sure if I'm even going to do a damn radio graffiti tonight, man.
[02:12:44]  I'm thinking, if you want my opinion, I should be ending the broadcast.
[02:12:49]  And, you know, maybe I'll come back on Wednesday.
[02:12:52]  I don't know.
[02:12:52]  Maybe I'll come back.
[02:12:53]  What is this?
[02:12:55]  I care, ghost.
[02:12:56]  I enjoy your show.
[02:12:57]  I'm not a troll.
[02:12:58]  I hope so, anonymous.
[02:13:00]  I hope there's a lot more people like you instead of these bastards out here that just want to do nothing but use me as a cyberbullying punching bag.
[02:13:10]  All right.
[02:13:11]  We can't have a father and son relationship unless I know who you are and what you look like, ghosts.
[02:13:16]  Hey, wait a minute.
[02:13:17]  No, no, no.
[02:13:19]  Can you please calm down, man?
[02:13:21]  All right.
[02:13:22]  Please calm the hell down with that kind of nonsense.
[02:13:26]  We're not doing that.
[02:13:27]  I am not your daddy.
[02:13:28]  All right.
[02:13:30]  All right.
[02:13:30]  I mean, maybe, you know, maybe I could be a father figure.
[02:13:33]  I will be your father figure.
[02:13:36]  I mean, maybe, all right?
[02:13:38]  But take it 10 steps away from my butt crack when it starts getting sexual and perverted and all that other crap.
[02:13:44]  All right.
[02:13:45]  Come on.
[02:13:46]  I'm taking one more.
[02:13:47]  I'm sorry.
[02:13:48]  You people wanted me to get to the devil's lettuce.
[02:13:50]  I'm taking one more.
[02:13:52]  One more.
[02:13:55]  Yeah, let me put a couple of flakes.
[02:13:57]  All right, let me put a couple of flakes of the droe on here.
[02:14:00]  Put a couple of flakes right here on the goddamn bowl.
[02:14:08]  Let's go ahead and take one more.
[02:14:10]  One more hit, baby.
[02:14:11]  All right.
[02:14:12]  One more hit.
[02:14:16]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:22]  Oh, man.
[02:14:23]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[02:14:25]  It's not crack.
[02:14:27]  Shut up, you people in the chat room.
[02:14:28]  It's not fucking crack, man.
[02:14:30]  Shut up.
[02:14:36]  That feels good, man.
[02:14:38]  What is this?
[02:14:42]  Ghost watches Dragon Ball Z.
[02:14:44]  I don't, what the fuck is Dragon Ball Z?
[02:14:46]  And I want to be honest with you.
[02:14:48]  What is this?
[02:14:50]  Libby.
[02:14:50]  Libby, I'm at a junction.
[02:14:52]  It's me, Libby, again.
[02:14:53]  I'm sorry about the trolls.
[02:14:55]  They make me sick.
[02:14:56]  Keep saying that.
[02:14:57]  Thank you.
[02:14:58]  Thank you very much, man.
[02:14:59]  I need that kind of positivity, man.
[02:15:02]  You've heard this goddamn episode 13.
[02:15:05]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[02:15:07]  This is it, man.
[02:15:09]  This is what I've become.
[02:15:12]  Let me get another beer before we get it to anything else.
[02:15:15]  I don't even want to do the broad.
[02:15:16]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[02:15:18]  You goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin have made me not ever.
[02:15:22]  I don't want to do the broadcast tonight, man.
[02:15:24]  I mean, why?
[02:15:25]  Why should I?
[02:15:26]  Why should I?
[02:15:27]  Look at this.
[02:15:28]  What is this?
[02:15:31]  Ghost, I know it's easier said than done, but try not to react to the trolls.
[02:15:35]  They just want you to get mad for entertainment.
[02:15:38]  Why?
[02:15:39]  Why, though?
[02:15:40]  I don't get it.
[02:15:41]  Why?
[02:15:41]  I'm just a guy trying to do a broadcast.
[02:15:45]  I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of folks.
[02:15:50]  I'm trying to shoot pearls at people.
[02:15:53]  And yet, these people are.
[02:15:56]  Let me get another beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:15:59]  Let's get another beer.
[02:16:00]  That's all I'm doing.
[02:16:01]  This is, you know, episode 13.
[02:16:05]  You know what it is?
[02:16:06]  It's a bullshit show, is what it is.
[02:16:08]  And I hope that you all are happy because I'm sure that's what you trolls want.
[02:16:12]  You don't want any of the goddamn capitalist substance that is being projected on this broadcast to be amplified throughout the world.
[02:16:20]  You people don't want the real news because I'm not fake news.
[02:16:25]  I'm real news to be amplified around the world.
[02:16:28]  I wouldn't be surprised if some of you people that are freaking doing these trolls on text-to-speech work for the DNC or some kind of liberal organization.
[02:16:37]  I'm not even kidding around.
[02:16:39]  I mean, I think I'm genuinely, I genuinely believe this.
[02:16:43]  I genuinely believe this.
[02:16:46]  All right.
[02:16:47]  I mean, you all are listening to this crap.
[02:16:49]  I mean, I genuinely believe this.
[02:16:51]  I buy that for a dollar.
[02:16:53]  What is this now?
[02:16:54]  Honestly, the trolls have no brains.
[02:16:57]  They just think you getting mad is funny.
[02:16:59]  Why?
[02:17:00]  I have no idea.
[02:17:01]  They should be voting for Trump in 2020.
[02:17:04]  Anonymous, you know what?
[02:17:05]  Whoever you are, I agree with you, Anonymous.
[02:17:08]  I agree with you.
[02:17:09]  I don't know what the hell the trolls are doing, man.
[02:17:12]  All right.
[02:17:12]  But these people are just sitting here.
[02:17:14]  And it just, I want to be honest with you.
[02:17:15]  I know that you idiots that are in the chat room are going to say, oh, he's a social justice warrior.
[02:17:23]  I mean, this is cyberbullying, man.
[02:17:26]  I mean, how else can you, how else can you describe it?

=== Trolls Have No Brains (07:12) ===

[02:17:30]  How else can you describe it, man?
[02:17:32]  This is cyberbullying.
[02:17:34]  And people are literally getting off to this for Christ.
[02:17:38]  They're getting off.
[02:17:39]  They're getting off to this.
[02:17:41]  And I don't appreciate it, man.
[02:17:43]  They're getting off to my misery.
[02:17:45]  What?
[02:17:46]  What did I ever do to you people?
[02:17:48]  I mean, look, I've got tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:17:51]  I've got some alcohol in me.
[02:17:52]  I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you trolls.
[02:17:56]  What the hell did I ever do to you people, man?
[02:17:59]  I mean, this all started like late 2008, 2009, man.
[02:18:03]  You know that?
[02:18:05]  That's when this all started.
[02:18:06]  And it's never stopped.
[02:18:09]  It's never stopped.
[02:18:13]  It's never stopped.
[02:18:16]  Ever.
[02:18:19]  It's never stopped, man.
[02:18:22]  I mean, what's your problem?
[02:18:23]  What do you have against me, man?
[02:18:25]  What the hell did I ever do to you people?
[02:18:27]  All I've ever done was try to amplify knowledge so that you folks could, you know, better advance yourself in your goddamn lives, man.
[02:18:37]  What did I ever do to you people?
[02:18:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:18:42]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[02:18:50]  Good stuff, man.
[02:18:52]  stuff.
[02:18:53]  You know, since you people have trolled me, and you people made my life live in hell, because that's what's...
[02:18:58]  I think that's what you people enjoy.
[02:19:02]  You enjoy seeing me suffer.
[02:19:05]  And I think that's very sick, man.
[02:19:08]  That's very sick because I love all you people.
[02:19:12]  I love all you.
[02:19:14]  Ghost is a puto.
[02:19:16]  Dance monkey dance.
[02:19:18]  Best five bucks I've ever seen.
[02:19:19]  Ghost is a puto.
[02:19:21]  I got your puto right here, right?
[02:19:24]  How about your mother's a puta?
[02:19:26]  How you like that, huh?
[02:19:28]  Your mother's a pootah.
[02:19:35]  They all call her pootah.
[02:19:37]  Y'all remember that ZZ Top song?
[02:19:40]  Huh?
[02:19:40]  I'm a boomer, so like, you know, ZZ Top is, you know, y'all ever heard that song?
[02:19:45]  It's called The Mexican Blackbird.
[02:19:47]  They all call her Poo T, because no one really knows her name.
[02:19:56]  She was a Mexican Blackbird.
[02:20:02]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:20:03]  I'm a big ZZ Top fan.
[02:20:05]  I'm sorry.
[02:20:08]  I'm a big ZZ Top fan.
[02:20:09]  I'm sorry.
[02:20:15]  Y'all have never heard that song by ZZ Top?
[02:20:18]  Look it up now, man.
[02:20:20]  Mexican Blackbird is a song, man.
[02:20:23]  You know, ZZ Top, the reason I like ZZ Top is because they would talk about shit that they would do when they were out there drinking and boozing and drugging, whatever the hell they were doing, right?
[02:20:34]  And this was their first album when they put out the Mexican Blackbird.
[02:20:40]  And what he's talking about is going down to the border out here in Texas because believe it or not, you can go down to their border in Texas if you happen to be some kind of incel fat piece of garbage.
[02:20:52]  You can go down to the border and believe it or not, I mean, you know, you got women selling themselves.
[02:20:56]  It's not illegal on the border, you know, etc., etc.
[02:21:00]  What is this?
[02:21:01]  I remember watching the broadcast playback from 2008.
[02:21:05]  You were calm and chill.
[02:21:06]  The difference is night and day here.
[02:21:08]  I think the trolling started when 4chan found your show.
[02:21:11]  Also, ZZ Top is awesome.
[02:21:13]  You're damn right.
[02:21:14]  And yeah, 4chan found my show is right.
[02:21:17]  All right.
[02:21:18]  4chan found my show is right.
[02:21:20]  You know what I mean?
[02:21:21]  Anyway, like I was saying, ZZ Top, badass band.
[02:21:27]  All right.
[02:21:27]  Just listen to that song, The Mexican Blackbird, is about their favorite hooker out there at the border of Mexico that happened to be half black, half Mexican.
[02:21:38]  That's why, you know, ZZ Top wrote of that song.
[02:21:42]  They all call her Pooh, because no one really knows her name.
[02:21:49]  That's a badass song.
[02:21:50]  I'm talking to, you know, I want to be honest with you.
[02:21:53]  You young people talk garbage about boomers.
[02:21:56]  The unfortunate part about it is the boomers were very intelligent and self-aware at 18, 19 years old.
[02:22:06]  Unlike you folks, you folks aren't self-aware.
[02:22:10]  Gen millennials, Gen Z, y'all aren't self-aware.
[02:22:14]  Because if you were, you would have been like the boomers.
[02:22:17]  The boomers wanted to get independent right when they turned age 18 and they were intelligent.
[02:22:25]  I mean, all you have to do is look at the boomer music.
[02:22:28]  I mean, the boomer music is the best music, baby.
[02:22:30]  Are you kidding me?
[02:22:32]  I mean, why do you think Fleetwood Mac is still around even though they kicked out Lindsey or Lindsey Buckingham because, you know, he went back on his, I don't know, a little pact with the sex pot that they had in Fleetwood Mac?
[02:22:47]  Why do you, I'm not even the doors, baby.
[02:22:51]  I mean, you know, what else?
[02:22:52]  I mean, you know, in a Gonna David, honey.
[02:22:58]  Don't you know that I'm, I mean, I, I got, that was the best music of all time, man.
[02:23:03]  It innovated music.
[02:23:05]  You know, you people are talking about how you hate boomers, but, you know, I want to be honest with you folks.
[02:23:10]  The boomers are in control right now.
[02:23:13]  You all understand that, right?
[02:23:14]  Take a look at the leadership of the political system.
[02:23:17]  Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is the Speaker of the House.
[02:23:21]  That is a boomer.
[02:23:24]  A boomer out of San Francisco.
[02:23:26]  Take a look at Chuck Kick the American People in the Ball Schumer, who's the Senate minority leader for the Democrats.
[02:23:32]  A goddamn boomer.
[02:23:34]  I mean, I hate to say, look at Trump.
[02:23:37]  Trump is a 72-year-old boomer.
[02:23:40]  Anti-establishment, though.
[02:23:42]  Sharp Dressed Man is my favorite song from ZZ Top.
[02:23:45]  Hey, Anonymous.
[02:23:46]  Let me tell you something, man.
[02:23:47]  Not only is Sharp Dressed, I could listen to ZZ Top for hours.
[02:23:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:23:54]  Like cheap sunglasses, baby.
[02:23:56]  Watson shades or cheap sunglasses.
[02:23:59]  What I loved is her guitar.
[02:24:01]  That bluesy Texan guitar, man.
[02:24:05]  I mean, you know, fucking.
[02:24:09]  Billy Gibbons, man.
[02:24:10]  That's all I got to say.
[02:24:11]  Billy Gibbons.
[02:24:13]  He knows what's going on.
[02:24:15]  And look, we got people in the chat room saying, oh, yeah, boomers are intelligent.
[02:24:20]  Well, they were self-aware and wanting to be independent at 18 years old.
[02:24:26]  They took control of the institutions of power.
[02:24:29]  And when they took control of the institutions of power, what did they do?
[02:24:33]  They sold off the other generations that were being introduced into America.
[02:24:40]  They sold you all out.

=== Scammed By The Boomers (09:18) ===

[02:24:42]  I mean, you all know all you people that are in college and you got college debt, you all have to know that you people were scammed by the boomers.
[02:24:52]  They scammed your ass.
[02:24:54]  They gave you a free public education, which mimics the prison system.
[02:24:59]  I mean, if you take a look at prisons, whenever they're at lunchtime, the blacks go to the blacks, the Mexicans go to the Mexicans, you know, all these different groups, they branch off to each other, much like a lunchroom in a public education system.
[02:25:15]  You all know that, let's just put it this way, okay?
[02:25:20]  You know, right now the college debt outstanding in America is 20, or excuse me, $2 trillion.
[02:25:29]  $2 trillion in college debt.
[02:25:32]  That's how much people owe in college deficits in America.
[02:25:36]  $2 trillion.
[02:25:40]  And most of that came from post-2009 when Barack Obama, and you know what, folks?
[02:25:47]  I know you dumb freaking young college kids love Barack Obama because he's, you know, articulate and he's a minority and all it's great, right?
[02:25:58]  Did you know that it was he that made you all college debt for life?
[02:26:07]  He nationalized college debt.
[02:26:10]  Because prior to Obama, if you happened to have been in college debt, all you had to do was just file it in your damn bankruptcy.
[02:26:18]  You just had to file it in your goddamn bankruptcy.
[02:26:21]  You never had to even pay for it again, if you know what bankruptcy laws are, and et cetera.
[02:26:25]  You can't do that anymore because of Obama.
[02:26:27]  He nationalized the financial aid for college.
[02:26:35]  And you know what that means?
[02:26:36]  That means that if you take a student loan out after 2009, when Obama signed this into law, whether you want to believe it or not, now you sons of bitches have to pay on that damn student loan for the next 25 years of your goddamn life.
[02:26:59]  And, you know, you people can sit here and try to deny it.
[02:27:02]  You can look it up for yourself.
[02:27:05]  All of your college professors, all right, with the exception of a few that actually were smart and actually got a goddamn scholarship, all your college professors who have doctorates did this.
[02:27:17]  They just put all the damn college on some kind of student debt and they just put it in their bankruptcy.
[02:27:25]  How come you, you folks, because look, you understand that you young people that hold college debt, you all are in indentured servantude.
[02:27:36]  You folks have to owe money before you even get to work.
[02:27:40]  And by the time you get to work, that damn money is just yanked out of your bank account.
[02:27:46]  So you will never, ever achieve anything because you're going to be having to pay a massive amount of your check to college debt.
[02:27:57]  So is it a coincidence why we have so many college students that claim to be socialist?
[02:28:03]  Because what these college students are thinking, go ahead.
[02:28:09]  Today's kids have a weird sense of humor and mindset.
[02:28:12]  In their mind, this is all a joke and you're in on it.
[02:28:15]  Really?
[02:28:16]  In their mind, everything you do and say is a bit just because you do these facetious characters and whatnot.
[02:28:22]  So it's all a huge misunderstanding.
[02:28:25]  It's not a huge misunderstanding.
[02:28:27]  It's life.
[02:28:28]  This is real life.
[02:28:29]  I never applied for any student loans.
[02:28:31]  I paid out of pocket.
[02:28:32]  Yeah, that's what you should have done.
[02:28:34]  I want to be honest with you.
[02:28:35]  Okay.
[02:28:36]  If you went to college, you should have either have it scholarship paid for, mommy and daddy pay for it, or you can pay for it.
[02:28:45]  And if you're going to go to college, you want to make sure that you're going to get some kind of knowledge that will put you in a shoe-in position in a higher paying job.
[02:28:57]  But folks, most folks go to college to get arts degrees, liberal arts degrees.
[02:29:04]  You know, oh, I got a degree in art.
[02:29:05]  I got a degree in English.
[02:29:07]  I got a degree in this.
[02:29:08]  And it's garbage.
[02:29:09]  It's a waste of time.
[02:29:12]  And not only is it a waste of time, you have put yourself into a goddamn indentured servant situation, man.
[02:29:21]  I mean, I've got folks that have told me personally that say, ghosts, man, look, I'm a capitalist.
[02:29:29]  You know, I'm a capitalist.
[02:29:30]  And I've got a job and I've got a good job, but I owe $60,000 in college debt.
[02:29:37]  And I've got to pay on that each month.
[02:29:40]  And I don't really have much to, you know, be a capitalist on outside my rent expenses, outside of this, outside of that.
[02:29:48]  That's why, folks, if you look back at my archives, you can get to the archives at ghost.report.
[02:29:55]  You can find them out there.
[02:29:58]  If you look back at the archives, I've always been against college.
[02:30:01]  I've always been against college.
[02:30:04]  I mean, listen, unless you were going to get it paid for by your mom and dad or by a scholarship or if you were going to pay for it out of your own currency because just don't put it on credit or alone, that's one thing, man.
[02:30:18]  But I'm going to be completely honest with you, okay?
[02:30:21]  Aside from the deficit factor, okay, because there's $2 trillion right now.
[02:30:26]  You can look this up for yourself.
[02:30:28]  $2 trillion in college debt.
[02:30:30]  Just imagine what $2 trillion could buy.
[02:30:34]  $2 trillion.
[02:30:36]  Don't you all think that with $2 trillion outstanding in college debt, that this should be the most educated United States of America in world history?
[02:30:48]  That everybody should be articulate, that everybody should have a liberal education, that everybody should be able to interpret things as an intellectual.
[02:31:00]  Now, that's a lot of money.
[02:31:02]  $2 trillion, you know, that's what's outstanding in debt.
[02:31:07]  You take them, just do the math.
[02:31:09]  I mean, I haven't done it, but just imagine.
[02:31:12]  Most of the college debt came in during the Obama administration to now because Obama nationalized the student loan system.
[02:31:22]  You can't file that.
[02:31:23]  You're bankruptcy.
[02:31:24]  You got to pay on it for 25 years.
[02:31:28]  So just imagine all the people that got into college debt and that have a degree and they aren't working and they're at, you know, whatever, mommy's house or they're in a bad situation.
[02:31:39]  Don't you think that $2 trillion, $2 trillion that was spent on college education in America, I mean, for all you, quote, socialists, you assholes that claim to be socialist out here, don't you think that $2 trillion that you all owe private slash public institutions could have been what about student financial aid?
[02:32:06]  Why does that exist?
[02:32:07]  Well, give me a second, Anonymous, and I'll tell you.
[02:32:11]  But don't you think that the $2 trillion that we're in debt in higher education, college education, college debt, $2 trillion, don't you think that we should have the most intelligent people right now?
[02:32:23]  It doesn't look like that, does it?
[02:32:26]  As a matter of fact, every time there's a microphone in anyone's face at all these protests, they sputter out nothing but a Casio-Cortez word salad.
[02:32:36]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:32:38]  $2 trillion in college debt, and yet those that come out of college are so stupid that they think they can drown a fish?
[02:32:48]  I mean, they're so stupid it takes them an hour to cook minute rice.
[02:32:53]  I mean, I'm not kidding.
[02:32:54]  This is not even a joke anymore.
[02:32:56]  This is how it is.
[02:32:57]  They don't even know how to use a can opener.
[02:33:01]  I mean, do you understand that there's a vested interest in keeping you kids dumb and stupid and not acknowledging that, wait a minute, how come my previous generations, because look, that's where I'm.
[02:33:17]  I'm the previous generations.
[02:33:19]  When I went to college, I went to college.
[02:33:21]  I went to college.
[02:33:23]  But guess what?
[02:33:24]  Back in the day when I went to college, you could be able to get a part-time job and pay for your college and pay for a very, you know, not a great apartment, but a fleabag apartment.
[02:33:36]  Maybe even get a, you know, shitter car on the street.
[02:33:40]  I mean, you could be able to have your own shit at 18, 19, 20 years old.
[02:33:46]  You can't do that now.
[02:33:49]  And you see, what's unfortunate is that you folks that are out here encompassing yourself with $60,000, $70,000 in college debt, you're never going to pay that off.

=== Uncle Boyne Sanders Runs Again (02:31) ===

[02:34:01]  And that's why most of you folks that are in that debt want to be socialists because they have programmed you.
[02:34:06]  They have financially put you in a socialist situation where you want to hear, you want to hear a Bernie Sanders say, hey, hey, I'm Boyne Sanders and I will go ahead and pay for your college debt.
[02:34:23]  I will give you the best health care for free.
[02:34:28]  I will give you money, free this and that.
[02:34:31]  All you got to do, because it's Boynie Sanders, I'm going to run for 2020, even though I defrauded you back in 2016, because I knew that I wasn't going to win.
[02:34:43]  I'm Boynie Sanders.
[02:34:45]  I knew I wasn't going to win.
[02:34:48]  I made a deal.
[02:34:49]  I made a deal with the Democratic Party.
[02:34:52]  And that's why I went out and I decided that I was going to give you all these speeches, that I'm a socialist, and that I want you all to donate to my campaign.
[02:35:04]  And now, guess what?
[02:35:06]  In 2016, Uncle Boyne has accumulated $260 million.
[02:35:14]  $260 million in campaign contributions Uncle Boyne got.
[02:35:20]  And I want to be honest, which is, I never used none of that.
[02:35:25]  I mean, did you all ever hear of an Uncle Boyne commercial?
[02:35:29]  Did you see Uncle Boyne flyers and Uncle Boyne this at the capacity of someone running?
[02:35:36]  Of course you didn't.
[02:35:38]  I took all your money.
[02:35:40]  It was fair and square.
[02:35:42]  All I had to do was tell you what you wanted to hear.
[02:35:45]  You people donated to my campaign and I've got $260 million to 2016.
[02:35:54]  2016 is what I got from you people and there's no refunds.
[02:36:00]  $260 million.
[02:36:03]  And you know what, Uncle Boyne?
[02:36:05]  Uncle Boyne Sanders is going to run again for 2020.
[02:36:09]  And I want to tell you, I saw Beto O'Rourke.
[02:36:13]  You know, Beto O'Rourke made $400 million in campaign contribution funds by just running a bad Senate seat.
[02:36:22]  I expect all you Bernie Sanders supporters to do more than that.
[02:36:27]  I expect Boynie Sanders to make $500 million.

=== College Degrees Are Shit (13:57) ===

[02:36:32]  Biggest reasons why the cost went up so much.
[02:36:34]  All of the guidance counselors and parents forcing all of the kids to college, spiking demand, and the arms race with all of the colleges, fancy gyms, etc., spiking costs.
[02:36:45]  Well, it's not just that.
[02:36:47]  What really spiked up cost of college was the fact that you had government grants that put people in collegiate arenas that didn't deserve to be there.
[02:37:01]  Now, lest we forget, y'all remember that, you know, colleges was at one point, depends on, I mean, I'm an old guy.
[02:37:11]  I mean, you know, it used to be a form of intellectual thought and expanding your mind and opening yourself up to all types of different theoretical approaches and different perspectives of history and politics, etc.
[02:37:29]  That's not what it is anymore.
[02:37:32]  And the reason is, is because of the government grant system.
[02:37:36]  All these people that are out here collecting government grants and going to university for free is what's making the cost of college go up the ass.
[02:37:48]  I mean, if you don't believe me, take a look at college fights.
[02:37:53]  Go ahead and YouTube search college fights.
[02:37:56]  College fights.
[02:37:57]  YouTube, search it up and take a look at how many people that are in these videos that are turning college campuses, college dorms, college quads into ghetto-fied episodes out here in, you know, black ghettos, Mexican barrios, white trash, etc.
[02:38:19]  This is what is making college so expensive.
[02:38:23]  And I'm going to explain it to you as very simple as this, okay?
[02:38:27]  Let's say there's a guy on the corner that sells apples every week.
[02:38:32]  He sells 10 apples every week, okay?
[02:38:35]  There's a guy on the corner that sells 10 apples every week.
[02:38:38]  And every time he goes out there, there's 10 people that buy one apple apiece.
[02:38:43]  And they're used to that.
[02:38:45]  Well, let's just say that one week the government says, hey, we're going to go ahead and pre-buy four of those apples.
[02:38:54]  Okay.
[02:38:55]  We're going to pre-buy four of those apples and distribute them as we see fit and go ahead and go back in the market and sell your remaining six apples.
[02:39:06]  Well, when the apple seller goes to the corner and sees 10 people and he only has six apples, well, then what the hell's going to happen to the price of apples?
[02:39:18]  It's going to go up.
[02:39:20]  And that's why college is up the ass in price.
[02:39:26]  Because when I went to school, folks, it was not that fucking expensive to get a college degree.
[02:39:33]  It was not expensive.
[02:39:35]  You could have a fucking part-time job.
[02:39:37]  You can not only pay for your college, but you can also pay for some shitter little fucking apartment.
[02:39:43]  It's got roaches in it.
[02:39:44]  It's still yours.
[02:39:45]  And still get some fucking pinto or some kind of shitter car for that price.
[02:39:50]  And you had to make sure you're a mechanic because it was obviously going to break down.
[02:39:54]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
[02:39:56]  College did not fucking cost $60,000, $50,000 to get a fucking bachelor's degree, man.
[02:40:06]  Good God.
[02:40:08]  Mike is in Australia.
[02:40:10]  They have what's called hex loans.
[02:40:12]  You don't have to pay the loan until you earn over $50,000 a year.
[02:40:16]  Plus, you don't have to pay tax until you earn $50,000 a year.
[02:40:20]  And why did you go to college?
[02:40:23]  Well, I went to college because at the time, okay?
[02:40:27]  That's a good question there, crunch roll, crunchy roll.
[02:40:31]  The reason I went to college because at the time, college degrees were not being handed out at the rate that they're being handed out now.
[02:40:40]  I mean, back in the day when you went to college, it was very rare that, you know, college degrees were being handed out.
[02:40:48]  There was a scarcity amongst college degrees.
[02:40:51]  That's why college degrees were so prominent.
[02:40:55]  They were so prominent because not too many people had them because not that many people went to college.
[02:41:02]  All right?
[02:41:03]  Not that many people went to college.
[02:41:06]  And the reason not many people went to college, because the government didn't send people to college with fucking government grants.
[02:41:12]  People that had no business in the higher education arena.
[02:41:16]  That's why I'm going to continue to say, look up right now on YouTube, college fights, college fights on YouTube, and take a look at all those fights that are happening all over college campuses.
[02:41:28]  Now, that didn't happen when I went to college.
[02:41:31]  You want to know why it's happening now?
[02:41:33]  Because of the government grant system.
[02:41:37]  All right.
[02:41:37]  And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, you people need to wake up.
[02:41:41]  Y'all have been had.
[02:41:42]  I know y'all don't like boomers and y'all shouldn't like boomers, but you people need to realize why you don't like boomers.
[02:41:50]  Okay.
[02:41:51]  You need to realize the reason you don't like boomers is because you, and I'm talking to millennials, I'm talking to Gen Zers and everybody below them.
[02:42:01]  You people have been had.
[02:42:04]  You people, just imagine, okay?
[02:42:07]  Just imagine how much college debt.
[02:42:09]  Let's reintroduce that.
[02:42:12]  College debt outstanding right now is $2 trillion of college debt outstanding.
[02:42:20]  $2 trillion.
[02:42:22]  I mean, with that kind of money, just be honest, all those folks that have college debt, $2 trillion worth, at that rate, at $2 trillion, they could have just been given the money so that they can do some menial work for the government like socialism, quote unquote, is supposed to work, right?
[02:42:44]  Socialism is supposed to work like, hey, the government is going to give me money and I can do this and that.
[02:42:49]  No, you know what the government did, especially, remember, it was Barack Obama.
[02:42:55]  Barack Obama was the one that nationalized college debt.
[02:43:00]  Barack Obama is the reason why you have to pay on your debt for the rest of your life for at least 25 years.
[02:43:08]  It's Barack Obama.
[02:43:10]  Do you understand that?
[02:43:11]  Before Barack Obama, you could have just put your goddamn student loans into a bankruptcy and never paid them again.
[02:43:20]  That's what most of your professors that are in these goddamn universities did.
[02:43:26]  Do you understand?
[02:43:29]  And I'm just saying, look, people are saying, oh, true socialist radio.
[02:43:34]  Hey, everybody thinks they're a socialist right now in the young people's generation because they've got student debt.
[02:43:41]  They think socialism is the way to go because they can't get a job that's going to suffice their living expenses and their debt.
[02:43:49]  But if you take a look at student debt in the United States, $2 trillion, where did all that $2 trillion go?
[02:44:00]  I mean, how come you dumb fucking millennials and you dumbass Gen Zers aren't talking about this?
[02:44:06]  How come you're not talking where the $2 trillion went for Christ's sake?
[02:44:11]  Honestly, a car loan is cheaper than a college loan.
[02:44:14]  Hey, anonymous, aside from a car loan being cheaper, at least with a car loan, you've got something tangible.
[02:44:21]  You can sell the car, you know?
[02:44:25]  You could sell the car or you can, you know, fix up the car and sell it at a higher rate.
[02:44:30]  With college degrees, you've got nothing.
[02:44:34]  With college degrees, you've got shit.
[02:44:36]  You've got a shit degree.
[02:44:38]  And if your shit degree can't get you employed, well, then you're just sitting there with your shit degree.
[02:44:44]  At least with a car loan, you have a tangible product, a tangible piece of material that you people can fucking sell.
[02:44:56]  With a home loan, at least you've got real estate that you can sell.
[02:45:01]  With your college degree, you've got nothing.
[02:45:04]  You've got nothing, man.
[02:45:07]  Good God.
[02:45:09]  I'm just trying to tell you people, and I know that many of you that have student loans, y'all don't want to believe this.
[02:45:16]  Y'all don't want to believe that, oh, no, that's not how it is, ghost.
[02:45:20]  I'm telling you how it is, you stupid, dumb, milky-licking pieces of trash.
[02:45:26]  You people just don't want to admit to it and accept the fact that you people have been had, you people have been hoodwinked, and instead of just like memeing about boomers and all the boomers are bad, why don't you state your fucking articulation of why you don't like the boomers?
[02:45:46]  Why don't you tell the fucking world, you dumbass millennials and Gen Zers, that the reason you don't like the boomers is because they fucking put you through this biggest scam that has ever been put upon youth in world history, and that's the education scam, you fucking dumb idiots.
[02:46:06]  All right, it's the education scam.
[02:46:09]  $2 trillion that we have outstanding in college debt.
[02:46:14]  You know, with $2 trillion, you could have given that money to the people.
[02:46:19]  And you know what?
[02:46:20]  It would have had a better of impact in the economy than sitting over here turning our children into a bunch of goddamn fucking indentured servants.
[02:46:30]  Huh?
[02:46:30]  How come you don't hear Ocasio-Cortez talking about that shit?
[02:46:34]  How come you don't hear any of these Democrats, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Pocahontas?
[02:46:42]  How come you fucking people don't hear that from these people?
[02:46:46]  Because let's be honest, Pocahontas, Pocahontas, she was the one, because, you know, she got paid in the collegiate tenured arena.
[02:46:58]  She was in colleges.
[02:47:00]  She was a professor all her life.
[02:47:01]  So, you know, let's be honest, she was funded by your college debt.
[02:47:07]  All right.
[02:47:09]  I mean, so all you people that think that Pocahontas loves you and this and that, her whole livelihood, she's a 69-year-old woman.
[02:47:18]  Her whole livelihood was paid by your college debt.
[02:47:22]  And yet you don't hear her talking about, hey, we need to do something college reform.
[02:47:27]  You don't hear that.
[02:47:28]  No, you don't.
[02:47:29]  What is Ocasio-Cortez saying?
[02:47:31]  She ain't saying a goddamn thing about it.
[02:47:34]  Because let's be honest, Ocasio-Cortez is another millennial who has been subjected to substandard education.
[02:47:43]  That's why Ocasio-Cortez sounds like a word salad idiot.
[02:47:47]  All right.
[02:47:50]  It's a word salad idiot.
[02:47:53]  So wake the hell up.
[02:47:56]  Okay.
[02:47:57]  I mean, back in my day when I got a degree, there wasn't that many degrees circulating around the United States.
[02:48:04]  That's why a college degree meant something.
[02:48:07]  Just imagine now, folks, at fucking UT, University of Texas, there's like 40 or 50,000 students there.
[02:48:15]  At UTSA, University of Texas at San Antonio, the shitty Roadrunners, they've got 30,000 students, okay?
[02:48:25]  We can, I mean, just do the numbers, man.
[02:48:28]  Do the fucking numbers for yourself, man.
[02:48:31]  Those are a lot of students.
[02:48:34]  And if all these students get degrees, then what worth does your degree have if you are saturated, if you are completely saturated in a goddamn country filled with degree-ridden pieces of trash?
[02:48:51]  Oh, God.
[02:48:52]  And of course, I mean, you know, I hope some of you people understand what I'm saying here.
[02:48:57]  Because I don't ever hear any of these so-called young socialists articulate their grievance in what I had just subjected to you.
[02:49:06]  All these socialists, I have yet to hear one young person say, hey, wait a minute.
[02:49:11]  We were scammed in a substandard higher education.
[02:49:15]  We were told that we needed a fucking higher education through the public education system.
[02:49:22]  Remember the public education system, you know, they're like, oh, you don't want to flip burgers, do you?
[02:49:27]  You don't want to flip burgers.
[02:49:28]  Well, you better get a college degree.
[02:49:31]  They're the ones that are out here programming you into believing that you deserve one.
[02:49:37]  And by the time you get one, you're out here and you're jobless because no one cares about degrees.
[02:49:44]  You know what people care about getting the job done?
[02:49:46]  Experience.
[02:49:48]  And, you know, let's go back.
[02:49:51]  Let's go back to like a teacher saying that, ah, you know, if you keep doing that, if you don't get good grades, you're going to flip burgers.
[02:50:00]  Well, just imagine somebody who gets kicked out of school or drops out of school at 16 and goes and flips burgers compared to those that went to college and got a goddamn bachelor's degree at 23, 24.
[02:50:14]  You don't think that the person that's flipping burgers at 16 is not going to be a manager at the very minimum by the time the idiot that spent money and put himself in debt and got a college degree.

=== You Don't Know Shit About Socialism (03:35) ===

[02:50:29]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:50:32]  I mean, you people have been had.
[02:50:34]  You people have been hoodwinked and you people refuse to accept the truth.
[02:50:38]  And the longer that you refuse to accept the truth, the longer that these people are going to continue to scam you.
[02:50:46]  All right.
[02:50:47]  Two trillion.
[02:50:48]  Just think about that, you dumb fucks.
[02:50:51]  Two trillion dollars in college debt.
[02:50:54]  Who got that money?
[02:50:56]  Who got two trillion dollars of money?
[02:51:00]  Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas.
[02:51:02]  She was a tenured professor.
[02:51:04]  And anybody else who was a tenured professor, anybody who sold books to the colleges, all those fees, all that shit.
[02:51:13]  I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
[02:51:16]  It makes me sick.
[02:51:17]  I mean, this is what you people need to hear, man.
[02:51:20]  This is the synapses that I'm trying to spark in your brain.
[02:51:24]  All right.
[02:51:25]  I mean, I've seen you young people try to raise up in political, I don't know, in political rebellion, and it's been a fucking joke.
[02:51:34]  I mean, I remember the Occupy Wall Street protest.
[02:51:38]  Do y'all remember that stupid ridiculousness?
[02:51:41]  Every time they put a freaking microphone in the Occupy Wall Street idiot's face, they had no idea why they were there.
[02:51:50]  They would just sputter out the same word salad that you hear from Ocasio-Cortez.
[02:51:55]  They didn't know why they were there.
[02:51:57]  All they heard was, ah, 99%.
[02:52:00]  You know, we're a part of the 99%.
[02:52:03]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:52:05]  And not to mention all the Occupy protests, once they were told to leave, they left a biohazard situation.
[02:52:15]  And, you know, that doesn't sell well for collectivism because you assholes, especially during the Occupy Wall Street protest, y'all are trying to sell socialism and communism.
[02:52:27]  Now, how are you going to sell socialism and communism when you can't even occupy a situation for political protest and keep it biohazard free?
[02:52:38]  People eating, people not getting sexually assaulted because there are many sexual assaults at these goddamn Occupy protests, etc.
[02:52:46]  Do you understand?
[02:52:47]  You fucking idiots that are young people that want socialism and communism, you don't even know how to socialism and communism right.
[02:52:56]  Do you understand?
[02:52:58]  You people don't even know how to socialism and communism right because what you should have done in the Occupy Wall Street protest is show the world because you had all the fucking cameras on you, you stupid, ungrateful pricks.
[02:53:12]  You had all the cameras on you.
[02:53:13]  And what you should have done is that somehow y'all developed a collective situation within the Occupy Wall Street protest and kept it clean, took care of the homeless people, you know, go out and help the small businesses that you people were trying to destroy.
[02:53:32]  And believe it or not, politically, you would have won something.
[02:53:36]  You would have shown the American people that look, look, these young people, they're serious business.
[02:53:42]  Look, they're out there, they're occupying, but they're keeping it safe.
[02:53:47]  There's no biohazard situation.
[02:53:49]  There's no drugs going on.
[02:53:52]  There's no rapings going on.
[02:53:55]  What happened?
[02:53:56]  I mean, you people that are young, that think you want socialism, that think you want communism, you don't know shit.

=== Boomers Still Control America (02:51) ===

[02:54:05]  You don't know shit.
[02:54:07]  Ghost, you should write a book on capitalism or something.
[02:54:10]  I'd buy it to read more of your insights.
[02:54:12]  Listen, man, it's not about writing a book.
[02:54:14]  It's about listening, man.
[02:54:16]  I mean, if you listen to my broadcast from the past, I've been saying this for a long time.
[02:54:23]  Long time.
[02:54:24]  Not even the communists and the socialists in this country know how to do it right.
[02:54:30]  Jesus.
[02:54:33]  Student loans are why the US dollar will go down.
[02:54:36]  Also, I'm hoping that my degree is not that worthless.
[02:54:40]  If it is, then yeah, I'm never going to college ever again.
[02:54:44]  Besides, I wanted to start my own real business.
[02:54:47]  I love this part of the show.
[02:54:49]  No trolls.
[02:54:50]  Well, I appreciate it, man, because I'm trying to shoot pearls to you guys.
[02:54:54]  I'm trying to make you understand that these people that are out here trying to be leftist, that are trying to be liberals, they're not really liberals.
[02:55:02]  They're not really leftists.
[02:55:04]  They're not really socialists.
[02:55:05]  They're not really communists.
[02:55:07]  They're a bunch of idiots that can't articulate their grievance.
[02:55:12]  And that's the difference between you people and the boomers.
[02:55:16]  Why don't you take a look at old clips of the boomers, man?
[02:55:18]  They could articulate their grievances.
[02:55:21]  They could tell you their political persuasion.
[02:55:23]  They could articulate in a very intelligent manner.
[02:55:27]  You people can't.
[02:55:29]  You people can't, man.
[02:55:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:55:34]  Thanks for the college advice, Ghost.
[02:55:36]  I really appreciate it.
[02:55:38]  Maybe once you're done talking about college, we can do some radio graffiti since these trolls aren't trolling you right now.
[02:55:44]  You know what?
[02:55:45]  I think you're right.
[02:55:47]  I think you're right.
[02:55:48]  Thanks.
[02:55:49]  I think you're right.
[02:55:50]  And I'm telling you, you all hate boomers.
[02:55:53]  You have to know why you hate boomers.
[02:55:55]  And if you are going to hate boomers, you have to be as intelligent as the boomers.
[02:56:01]  I mean, do you understand that the boomers were very intelligent at a young age and that's why they were able to take control of the institutions of government and they're still in control?
[02:56:13]  Do you understand that the boomers are still in control?
[02:56:16]  All right.
[02:56:17]  And we've already had several generations, Gen X, millennials, you know, Generation Y and whoever the hell else is, whoever the hell else is there.
[02:56:28]  We've had all these generations and yet none of them have taken control of the institution of power.
[02:56:34]  All they've done has been subjected to the con games of the fucking boomers.
[02:56:40]  Why do you think, listen, listen?
[02:56:44]  Why do you think that the boomers are 80% of America's wealth right now?
[02:56:49]  Do you understand that?
[02:56:50]  Do you understand that 80% of America's wealth resides in the boomers' hands?

=== Subjected To Con Games (06:28) ===

[02:56:56]  And do you think they're going to leave it to you?
[02:57:02]  I mean, have you taken a look at the freaking commercials that are happening on the news channels?
[02:57:08]  Reverse mortgages.
[02:57:10]  Reverse mortgages.
[02:57:11]  Hey, sell back your life insurance.
[02:57:14]  They're not going to fucking give you people anything, man.
[02:57:19]  That's why you've got to stop with this madness that the left or whatever the fuck the current left is is trying to make you believe.
[02:57:27]  You've got to get intelligence.
[02:57:29]  You've got to open up your eyes.
[02:57:31]  You have to realize why you hate boomers.
[02:57:35]  Why you don't like the system?
[02:57:37]  Why it's unfair and articulated so that others can be like, you know what?
[02:57:43]  He's got a very good point.
[02:57:44]  You know what?
[02:57:44]  He's got a very good point there.
[02:57:47]  Eblins at Moldy Dentures.
[02:57:49]  All right, you know what?
[02:57:53]  I'm going to take a break.
[02:57:54]  And when I come back, we're going to do radio graffiti.
[02:57:56]  And I don't know how long we're going to do it because you people, you're assholes.
[02:58:02]  But I hope that the talk that I just gave you penetrates your mind, spark synapses, because it's the truth!
[02:58:11]  The truth!
[02:58:13]  That's what it is.
[02:58:15]  Get me out of here, Engineer.
[02:58:16]  I got a freaking.
[02:58:17]  I got to do something.
[02:58:18]  I got to go.
[02:58:18]  Let's go ahead.
[02:58:19]  I'd buy that for a hey goat.
[02:58:23]  Thank you.
[02:58:24]  I love these parts of the stream where the trolls aren't present.
[02:58:27]  Very satisfying.
[02:58:29]  Once again, thank you.
[02:58:30]  Cut this
[03:01:53]  crap.
[03:01:54]  All right, we're here now for Christ's sake.
[03:01:58]  And I want to be honest with you, I'm really glad that you folks allowed me to at least do a couple of freaking, you know, a few minutes of telling you folks some truth, man.
[03:02:07]  I mean, this is not a joke here.
[03:02:09]  All right, I'm not just sitting here trying to hear myself think.
[03:02:14]  I care about you, young people.
[03:02:16]  I always have.
[03:02:18]  That's why I've that's why I've done this broadcast, man.
[03:02:22]  That's why I've done this goddamn broadcast.
[03:02:26]  And what I don't understand is that, you know, everybody thinks that I'm just some fucking ass crack or, you know, I don't know.
[03:02:31]  They want to, they, they, they want to see bad things inflicted upon me.
[03:02:36]  You know, they want to dox me.
[03:02:39]  They want to do this and that.
[03:02:40]  That's just fucked up, man.
[03:02:42]  That just goes to show you why younger generations ain't doing a fucking thing.
[03:02:46]  And that's why the whole goddamn government is being ran by a bunch of boomers, even though they're, oh, look at I got a boomer.
[03:02:53]  Boomer this.
[03:02:53]  I got a boomer meme.
[03:02:55]  You ain't doing shit with the boomer memes.
[03:02:57]  All right.
[03:02:58]  80% of the wealth is in the boomers' hands.
[03:03:00]  And you think you're going to get it?
[03:03:03]  Give me a goddamn break.
[03:03:04]  Anyway, I'm taking one more shot and then we're moving on to radio graffiti.
[03:03:08]  All right.
[03:03:08]  That's what we're going to do for Christ's sake, man, because that's what we're going to do.
[03:03:13]  It is what it is.
[03:03:14]  All right.
[03:03:16]  Anyway, I hope that y'all folks realize that I'm trying to kick some goddamn knowledge to you, sons of bitches, and not just being some.

=== Subscribe To The Backup Channel (14:20) ===

[03:03:25]  I don't know what the hell you people think I am.
[03:03:27]  I don't know what the hell you people think I am.
[03:03:30]  And you know what?
[03:03:30]  I really don't care.
[03:03:32]  All right.
[03:03:32]  Let me take this shot before we get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:03:36]  All right.
[03:03:37]  All right.
[03:03:38]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
[03:03:40]  And I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
[03:03:42]  I love you guys, man.
[03:03:44]  I'm out of here.
[03:03:45]  I'm not out of here, but I'm going to take this shot and I'm probably going to be out of here.
[03:03:50]  Cheers, baby.
[03:03:50]  Cheers.
[03:03:54]  Good stuff.
[03:03:56]  Look at all this crap out here.
[03:03:59]  Anyway, it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[03:04:05]  All right.
[03:04:05]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[03:04:12]  Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:04:18]  All you've got to do, let's go ahead and put on the radio graffiti page, engineer.
[03:04:23]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
[03:04:30]  And if you're looking at your screen, you see that code.
[03:04:33]  As soon as some operator starts talking, put that code, put that code in, and you will be in queue for Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:44]  Now, what is Radio Graffiti?
[03:04:47]  This is a part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[03:04:52]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say that's on your mind.
[03:05:02]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[03:05:05]  All right.
[03:05:06]  And let me tell you, you assholes are lucky that you're even getting it because you ass cracks have made my life a living hell on this freaking Monday edition of the Ghost Show.
[03:05:17]  All right.
[03:05:18]  Episode 13, for Christ's sake.
[03:05:20]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[03:05:24]  Is this what I become?
[03:05:25]  You know?
[03:05:27]  Anyway, once again, you want to call in.
[03:05:29]  It's free.
[03:05:30]  It's free.
[03:05:30]  All you got to do is call in 515-604-9052.
[03:05:36]  Once the operator starts talking, push in that code that you see right there in front of your face.
[03:05:41]  And we're going to go ahead and you'll be in queue for Radio Graffiti.
[03:05:45]  When I call on your area code, three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[03:05:50]  All right.
[03:05:51]  Hey, Engineer, do we got?
[03:05:54]  Excuse me, I got a belch.
[03:05:56]  Jesus Christ, you see what you trolls are doing?
[03:05:59]  Hey, engineer, do we got any radio graffiti calls to be had out here?
[03:06:07]  All right.
[03:06:08]  Well, let's just go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
[03:06:16]  All right, who do we got here?
[03:06:18]  How about 808 radio graffiti?
[03:06:24]  808!
[03:06:26]  Oh, wait a minute.
[03:06:26]  You're not even.
[03:06:27]  You're not even.
[03:06:28]  I'm here.
[03:06:29]  Go ahead.
[03:06:29]  You're there.
[03:06:30]  Yeah, I'm there.
[03:06:32]  Good.
[03:06:33]  It's crack out here.
[03:06:35]  You should stop doing the weed and do some real stuff.
[03:06:39]  I got some crack rock blue rainbow.
[03:06:42]  Oh, yeah.
[03:06:43]  All right.
[03:06:44]  We're very happy for you, you sick bastard.
[03:06:46]  How about 515 Radio Graffiti?
[03:06:51]  Hey, guys, it's Nod Tro.
[03:06:52]  Got a serious question for you.
[03:06:55]  What's up, man?
[03:06:57]  Pretty much like a control freak of my life.
[03:06:59]  I got my finances down, got my living situation down.
[03:07:03]  You know, let's try to keep on top of everything.
[03:07:06]  But I have fucking epilepsy.
[03:07:10]  And, you know, it's idiopathic, cause unknown.
[03:07:13]  And my license gets taken for six months each time I have a seizure.
[03:07:18]  About every 12, 14 months I have a seizure.
[03:07:22]  What the fuck am I supposed to do?
[03:07:24]  Oh, man, that really sucks.
[03:07:26]  You know, maybe try keto diet.
[03:07:28]  You know, the whole reason why the keto diet was created was with the intention of trying to prevent epilepsy in younger people.
[03:07:38]  I mean, I'm not a doctor.
[03:07:40]  I'm not trying to provide any advice.
[03:07:42]  I'm just trying to help.
[03:07:44]  I'm just trying to help folks, okay?
[03:07:47]  321 radio graffiti.
[03:07:51]  We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
[03:07:54]  All right, that's what I'm sipping on.
[03:07:56]  Alex Jones.
[03:07:56]  Dickle.
[03:07:59]  Coming for you!
[03:08:06]  I'm glad I took that shot.
[03:08:07]  Woo!
[03:08:08]  Shut up, bitches.
[03:08:09]  Shut up.
[03:08:10]  Shut up, man.
[03:08:11]  Damn it.
[03:08:13]  Alex!
[03:08:14]  I told you about me and Alex Jones, man.
[03:08:17]  I told all of you.
[03:08:19]  Enough!
[03:08:20]  We're not going to be doing that crap around here, alright?
[03:08:24]  God damn son of a bitch.
[03:08:26]  I got freaking, I got freaking cans all over the freaking place.
[03:08:31]  Look at this crap.
[03:08:34]  Damn it.
[03:08:38]  Son of a bitch.
[03:08:40]  How about area code 956 radio graffiti?
[03:08:45]  Hello, hello.
[03:08:59]  You know what?
[03:09:00]  I can't even hear anything with your damn Obama phone, man.
[03:09:03]  All you people are going to have to turn your fucking volumes up on whatever the hell you're doing, you damn Obama phone-ridden pieces of crap.
[03:09:13]  Good God.
[03:09:14]  How about Jesus Christ?
[03:09:15]  Who else we got?
[03:09:16]  How about 415 Radio Graffiti?
[03:09:19]  Hello, ghost.
[03:09:20]  It's me, LeBon.
[03:09:21]  How's it going today?
[03:09:23]  Hey, LeBon, is this the real LeBon?
[03:09:26]  Yes, it's me, LeBon from Naovi, Kenya.
[03:09:28]  How's it going today?
[03:09:29]  How you doing, man?
[03:09:31]  Nothing much.
[03:09:32]  How's your day today?
[03:09:35]  Well, I mean, it could have been better today.
[03:09:37]  I mean, you know, episode 13 could have been held a lot better.
[03:09:41]  Oh, that's great.
[03:09:43]  I haven't been doing so great recently.
[03:09:46]  One of my daughter caught malaria and she's very ill.
[03:09:50]  She caught malaria?
[03:09:53]  Yeah.
[03:09:54]  It's really bad.
[03:09:57]  She's like close to death, you know?
[03:10:01]  I don't know if I believe this.
[03:10:03]  I think this is a goddamn troll.
[03:10:04]  I'm not going to roll with this.
[03:10:05]  What else we have?
[03:10:06]  518 radio graffiti.
[03:10:10]  This is Sparner on your graffiti.
[03:10:12]  Jesus Christ.
[03:10:26]  What?
[03:10:26]  I'm not figuring the day.
[03:10:33]  You son of a bitch.
[03:10:43]  You know what, Spartacus?
[03:10:45]  Go shove it up, your goddamn.
[03:10:47]  Go shove up your goddamn goddamn ass.
[03:10:52]  You shut up, bitch.
[03:10:53]  Go shut up your ass.
[03:10:56]  This is why.
[03:10:57]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:10:58]  This is why I just, I don't even want to do radio graffiti, man.
[03:11:02]  This is why.
[03:11:04]  And like I said, look, you folks that have been demanding, you know, media share, go to ghost.report.
[03:11:12]  You see that address right there?
[03:11:14]  Go to ghost.report and go to the first blog post that's there and subscribe to the backup channel because we're going to have Baller Friday on that backup channel, okay?
[03:11:28]  So we can bring back the media share and everybody's like, oh, I want media share, ghost.
[03:11:34]  I just, I want it.
[03:11:37]  I want it, ghost.
[03:11:39]  We're going to bring it back, but you got to go to ghost.report, click on the first blog post there and subscribe.
[03:11:47]  Subscribe to the new YouTube channel.
[03:11:49]  It's a backup YouTube channel, all right?
[03:11:53]  I'm just saying, I'm just saying, if y'all want to participate in Baller Friday Media Share, that's what you got to do.
[03:11:59]  3-5-2-Radio Graffiti.
[03:12:02]  Okay.
[03:12:09]  Spotlight Radio.
[03:12:10]  This is Spotlight Radio.
[03:12:12]  I am your host, the man they call Jack.
[03:12:16]  What?
[03:12:17]  What?
[03:12:18]  Give him the spotlight or give them down.
[03:12:20]  Don't be doing my show for me.
[03:12:22]  God damn it, Jackler.
[03:12:25]  Let me do my show.
[03:12:26]  You whistle broadcasting from this town of Seattle, Washington.
[03:12:30]  And my god!
[03:12:34]  And now, you'll take it from here.
[03:12:36]  Red room with the team.
[03:12:37]  All right, go shove it up here.
[03:12:39]  Go shove it up your ass.
[03:12:40]  I'm not even going to let it finish, Jackler.
[03:12:42]  And you want it into the inner circle, you piece of crap?
[03:12:46]  And you want it into the inner circle?
[03:12:49]  The inner circle is sacred, asshole.
[03:12:52]  You understand?
[03:12:53]  I mean, we have serious, intelligent, in-depth conversations.
[03:12:57]  We don't need a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin out here trying to be a part of the inner circle, all right?
[03:13:06]  It is what it is.
[03:13:08]  I can't believe you sack of crap.
[03:13:11]  336 radio graffiti.
[03:13:13]  Hi, I'm Peter Grippen.
[03:13:14]  You know, there's an issue facing many Americans today that I know concerns a great number of us.
[03:13:19]  One in 12 Americans is unaware that I hate niggers.
[03:13:24]  God damn it, you say that.
[03:13:25]  That's racist crap.
[03:13:27]  It's fucking racist.
[03:13:31]  Stop being racist, man.
[03:13:33]  I'm not joking.
[03:13:34]  I'll stop radio graffiti right goddamn now if you people are going to continue to be a racist bunch of bastards.
[03:13:41]  All right, I'm warning you, man.
[03:13:44]  I'm warning all of you.
[03:13:48]  213 radio graffiti, man.
[03:13:52]  Night Broward, Radio Graffiti, and all you assholes that say that I'm on grinder.
[03:13:57]  Hey, it's the truth.
[03:13:58]  And I want you to amplify that all over the internet.
[03:14:02]  You understand?
[03:14:03]  I will not amplify it all over the internet.
[03:14:05]  I'm a homosexual.
[03:14:08]  What the hell?
[03:14:09]  What is this?
[03:14:12]  Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[03:14:14]  Fork my ass.
[03:14:18]  I never said that.
[03:14:19]  Get this asshole.
[03:14:22]  I never.
[03:14:26]  I never said that shit.
[03:14:30]  I never said that, man.
[03:14:32]  That's a splice.
[03:14:33]  And everybody out there knows it, man.
[03:14:36]  Everybody out there knows it.
[03:14:38]  God damn it.
[03:14:39]  I'm warning you, trolls, man.
[03:14:42]  Fucking assholes.
[03:14:43]  I'm warning you.
[03:14:45]  You are in hot water with me if you keep this crap up, man.
[03:14:50]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:14:51]  God damn it.
[03:14:56]  339 radio graffiti.
[03:15:02]  It's the ghost show, live from Texas.
[03:15:04]  I am fake news, and the reason I have made back the title of this broadcast is because we're not going to have a serious conversation later on in the broadcast about the Covey-Tin-Pierre Diasto.
[03:15:10]  It takes a coma, and here is a...
[03:15:15]  You fucking asshole.
[03:15:17]  Get this asshole out of here.
[03:15:18]  Trying to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon, man.
[03:15:23]  F you, asshole.
[03:15:24]  F you.
[03:15:25]  That's all I got to say for Christ.
[03:15:26]  We got somebody in San Jambonio.
[03:15:29]  210 radio graffiti.
[03:15:32]  Hey, ghost, man.
[03:15:33]  I just want to say cheers to you.
[03:15:35]  Cheers to all the capitalists out there.
[03:15:37]  And cheers to Donald Trump.
[03:15:40]  I love the show, man.
[03:15:42]  I hope I see you out sometime here in San Jambonio.
[03:15:45]  Well, you're probably not going to see me, but thank you very much.
[03:15:48]  And you're damn right, man.
[03:15:49]  It's Donald Trump, baby.
[03:15:51]  Donald Trump is anti-establishment, which the leftist used to be.
[03:15:56]  Remember when the leftists used to be?
[03:15:58]  Hey, dude, I'm anti-establishment, dude.
[03:16:02]  I'm unconventional.
[03:16:04]  I'm not doing the system.
[03:16:06]  You know?
[03:16:07]  They're not doing that anymore.
[03:16:08]  They're all a bunch of freaking fascists that they claim to hate.
[03:16:13]  I mean, if you want my view, this was idiot what it is.
[03:16:17]  Idiot what it is.
[03:16:20]  What is this?
[03:16:20]  How about 915 radio graffiti?
[03:16:24]  Hello.
[03:16:25]  This is Peter Pumpkin Eater.
[03:16:28]  You mentioned some about gaming earlier in your show.
[03:16:32]  You're damn right, I did.
[03:16:33]  You're damn right.
[03:16:34]  Yeah, I was wondering.
[03:16:35]  I was wondering if you're going to be playing Team Fortress 2 because I would love for you to need a Despetza here.
[03:16:41]  Need a Despetza here.
[03:16:43]  Just shut, shut up, you idiot.
[03:16:48]  I forgot about that crap.
[03:16:49]  You know, you gamer.
[03:16:52]  Just shut up, man.
[03:16:54]  989 radio graffiti.
[03:16:58]  Hey, guys, guess who?
[03:17:01]  Who is this?
[03:17:04]  It's me, Harvard.
[03:17:05]  Tremendous.
[03:17:07]  So I see you sucked here at the Tripwire Radio.
[03:17:12]  All right.
[03:17:12]  Get this.
[03:17:13]  Get this.
[03:17:13]  Get this asshole about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
[03:17:17]  All right.
[03:17:18]  We're not doing that.
[03:17:19]  We're not going there.
[03:17:21]  All right.
[03:17:21]  We're not going there, ass cracks, all right?
[03:17:24]  Six, sons of bitches.
[03:17:26]  863, radio graffiti.
[03:17:29]  We got Walton 13 radio graffiti.
[03:17:34]  Yes!
[03:17:35]  Yes!
[03:17:37]  On steam handouts.
[03:17:38]  On steam handouts.

=== Get This Asshole Ten Steps Away (03:00) ===

[03:17:45]  Despite the fact they're obviously grilled.
[03:17:48]  What?
[03:17:50]  God damn it.
[03:17:51]  Donald Trump.
[03:17:54]  All right.
[03:17:55]  You know, that's for a funny asshole.
[03:17:56]  All right.
[03:17:57]  Don't make fun of me and Donald Trump at the same time.
[03:18:00]  All right.
[03:18:01]  I'm ride or die with Donald Trump, just like Roger Stone is, baby.
[03:18:06]  We thugs, not stars, bitch.
[03:18:08]  Ride or die.
[03:18:09]  Just like my boy Birdman said, all right?
[03:18:12]  How about 505 Raider Graffiti?
[03:18:18]  What is this?
[03:18:19]  Another Helen Keller death mute for heaven's sake.
[03:18:21]  How about 856 Radio Graffiti?
[03:18:28]  Cheers, ghosts.
[03:18:29]  How you doing?
[03:18:29]  This is Trumping.
[03:18:31]  Hey, Trump in the house.
[03:18:33]  Trumpet.
[03:18:34]  What's up, man?
[03:18:34]  How you been, man?
[03:18:37]  I've been well.
[03:18:38]  Life's been going well.
[03:18:39]  The day has treated me well.
[03:18:40]  And I have a message for somebody out there in the chat room that I really want to talk to.
[03:18:44]  All right, go ahead, but speak up a little bit or get closer to the mic.
[03:18:49]  Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
[03:18:51]  My microphone is a little fucked up at the moment.
[03:18:53]  Hey, Jackler, nice DeviantArt profile, you fucking edgelord.
[03:18:58]  You try to make yourself look like an edgelord.
[03:19:00]  You only come off as a fucking autist, you move along piece of shit.
[03:19:04]  Oh!
[03:19:09]  Wait a minute.
[03:19:10]  Jackler's got a goddamn DV in art, man?
[03:19:14]  Oh, no.
[03:19:15]  I mean.
[03:19:18]  Oh, no, man.
[03:19:20]  Come on, man.
[03:19:22]  Really?
[03:19:24]  Shots fired is right.
[03:19:26]  How about 917 Radio Graffiti?
[03:19:29]  Good God.
[03:19:30]  Hey, Ghost, when you get that fucking gaming machine, bro, I'm going to kick your ass in Team Fortress 2, you fucking boomer.
[03:19:37]  Yeah, right, man.
[03:19:38]  Let me tell you something.
[03:19:39]  You just wait till I not only get it put together and I start training, you're going to see the best gamer of all time, man.
[03:19:46]  All right.
[03:19:47]  I'm not even joking around.
[03:19:48]  I'm so determined.
[03:19:49]  I'm motivated.
[03:19:51]  And I just want to make you all look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[03:19:55]  All of you.
[03:19:56]  All right.
[03:19:56]  All of you.
[03:19:57]  I want to make you all look like a leprechaun, lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
[03:20:01]  All right.
[03:20:02]  843 Radio Graffiti.
[03:20:05]  All right.
[03:20:06]  843 radio graffiti.
[03:20:07]  Oh, yo.
[03:20:10]  Sorry.
[03:20:11]  I'm excited.
[03:20:12]  Anyways, what's up, ghosts?
[03:20:14]  Love your show, dude.
[03:20:16]  And if you're talking about gaming, I would recommend getting Xbox One X. They're very much cheaper than gaming PC, and they're super powerful.
[03:20:24]  Really?
[03:20:25]  Well, you know what?
[03:20:26]  You don't understand.
[03:20:27]  I want to get the most powerful of powerful PCs so I can kick anybody's ass, especially these trolls that think that they're fucking gamers out here, all right?
[03:20:37]  Can't wait.
[03:20:38]  I can't goddamn wait.
[03:20:40]  808 radio graffiti.
[03:20:44]  Hey, ghost, long time listener.

=== Food Is Where It's At (02:46) ===

[03:20:46]  Honestly, it's been a long time since I've called in.
[03:20:48]  Freak back in high school.
[03:20:50]  Anyway, serious question of sorts.
[03:20:52]  I'm studying supply chain management.
[03:20:55]  Funny enough, you know, you kind of inspired me a little bit in terms of the capitalism.
[03:20:59]  Anything you'd recommend I look for when learning about financial principles?
[03:21:05]  What do you mean, financial principal?
[03:21:07]  Are you talking about the principal versus the interest?
[03:21:10]  I mean, what are you talking about?
[03:21:13]  So, I guess to give you an idea, one of the classes I'm taking right now, well, it's a set of classes where we're actually running a small business on campus for a period of about nine weeks.
[03:21:24]  Like, we've got leadership rotations and everything set up.
[03:21:27]  Right now, I'm actually working in the R ⁇ D department, setting up all the costs of our goods sold, all of our stuff for the menu for the items we're going to be selling.
[03:21:36]  We're doing quesadillas just because college students cheat food.
[03:21:40]  What do you expect?
[03:21:41]  Anything you'd recommend when trying to set up the R ⁇ D marketing plan?
[03:21:47]  Well, I want to be honest with you.
[03:21:49]  Quesadillas is your product?
[03:21:53]  Well, we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and we've got very little money that we're running on.
[03:21:58]  Plus, we did a lot of surveys between the various places on campus.
[03:22:02]  And surprisingly, that was one of the things that came up in terms of popular food.
[03:22:07]  Well, I mean, it's very cheap.
[03:22:10]  I mean, is it cheese and some shitty, like, you know, crappy chicken?
[03:22:15]  You throw it in there with some, like, you know, I don't know, some kind of a hard tortilla.
[03:22:20]  I mean, you know, I mean, I think that, what's the base price on the quesadilla?
[03:22:28]  So I actually did a little bit of research in on it.
[03:22:31]  Right now, we're still getting some of the ingredients together for more of the like the loaded gourmet parts of it.
[03:22:37]  But right now, just for like per ounce for cheese, we could get as low as like, you know, 16 cents per ounce for getting like a large, you know, 80-ounce bag of shredded.
[03:22:48]  And then for tortillas, it's looking like the lowest we can get is about like 23 cents.
[03:22:55]  Well, then, you know, I mean, try to do a quesadilla, man, for like, what, three bucks?
[03:23:01]  You know, three bucks.
[03:23:03]  You know, just make sure that you understand portion control and things of that nature, right?
[03:23:10]  For sure, for sure.
[03:23:11]  And you can add, you know, you know, to be honest with you, you can add another food onto it and call it fusion.
[03:23:16]  You know what I mean?
[03:23:17]  You can be like, look, it's a quesadilla, but, you know, we're adding like, oh, you can add pepperoni on it or something because there's cheese in there.
[03:23:26]  You know, I mean, add a little pepperoni on it.
[03:23:29]  It's a quesadilla pizza or pizza or some shit.

=== Not The Internet Botstalker (06:46) ===

[03:23:32]  You know what I mean?
[03:23:32]  I mean, and you have to have somebody out there saying, you know, hey, this is great and eating it and being like, oh, this is great, man.
[03:23:41]  You got to, I mean, it is what it is, man.
[03:23:43]  I'm telling you, food is where it's at.
[03:23:45]  Food is where you get like, you know, $5,000 a day is where you get it.
[03:23:53]  It's all about taste.
[03:23:54]  It's all about flavor.
[03:23:55]  If you can get the taste and the flavor, food can make you a lot of money.
[03:24:00]  Believe me, I know a lot of fucking business owners that are food guys and they make, man, they make like $100,000 a month.
[03:24:08]  I'm not even kidding, man.
[03:24:09]  Food.
[03:24:10]  Food, man.
[03:24:10]  Food.
[03:24:11]  Anyway, anything else?
[03:24:13]  Yeah.
[03:24:15]  Nah, that about covers it.
[03:24:16]  Thanks for the advice, man.
[03:24:18]  Once again, long time listener.
[03:24:19]  Last time I called in, funny enough, somebody of mine called you back during the soapa and pipa scandal and all that crap.
[03:24:25]  Man, that was a lot.
[03:24:27]  You said specifically Hasbro should be kissing the brony community citizens or something like that.
[03:24:31]  No, no, I never said that, you fucking brony.
[03:24:35]  I never said, I mean, I'm over here giving you fucking advice, and you're sitting over here trying to out me out as some kind of a fruit bowl brony.
[03:24:41]  I'm not a fucking brony, man.
[03:24:43]  732 radio graffiti.
[03:24:46]  Damn it I love you.
[03:24:57]  What?
[03:25:01]  All right.
[03:25:02]  All right.
[03:25:02]  Get this.
[03:25:03]  Get this asshole out of here.
[03:25:04]  He's being a jerk, dick.
[03:25:06]  How about 937 radio graffiti?
[03:25:11]  Hey, ghosts.
[03:25:12]  How you doing today?
[03:25:13]  What's up, man?
[03:25:15]  I'm doing good.
[03:25:16]  I was watching the show, really enjoying it.
[03:25:18]  Then I found out that sadly, my father passed away in the line of active duty over in Afghanistan today.
[03:25:24]  And I know that he was a big, longtime listener of yours.
[03:25:29]  I think he's been watching you for like maybe like 10 years now.
[03:25:33]  And I just wanted to say, like, I think that from the grave he would be enjoying the show.
[03:25:38]  Yeah, okay.
[03:25:39]  That sounds so believable, you stupid autist.
[03:25:42]  I mean, at least have a little bit of emotion if you're going to be doing that.
[03:25:45]  How about 339 Radio Graffiti?
[03:25:51]  Last time on Ghost Lurch Dick OC.
[03:25:54]  What?
[03:25:55]  What?
[03:25:55]  Ghost wife has started digging some chicken, but she only plans to tell ghosts that she's making a steak.
[03:26:04]  However, Ghost himself has found out about this deception made by his wife.
[03:26:11]  Shut up, my wife's not making a mistake.
[03:26:13]  She's making me a goddamn prime chicken.
[03:26:16]  All right, and then someone told Ghost all about the game known as Adventure Capitalist.
[03:26:25]  What the fuck is this?
[03:26:31]  And then someone wanted to kill Ghost, but turns out this person already been defeated by raiding sake.
[03:26:36]  Dante Wilder, you almost got your ass beat.
[03:26:44]  What's going on?
[03:26:45]  Welcome to True Tom Wood Radio, where you host a man they call the rabbi Ghostler, the Alex Jones Gale protege.
[03:26:54]  Attack home patrols.
[03:26:56]  Ghostler's last shredder ferry disappears.
[03:27:01]  Give me that damn bottle of dick.
[03:27:04]  What?
[03:27:06]  I didn't even get that, man.
[03:27:08]  I didn't even know what the hell that.
[03:27:10]  What was that, man?
[03:27:11]  I don't even.
[03:27:14]  I don't even get it, man.
[03:27:16]  How about 714 Radio Graffiti?
[03:27:25]  All right, get a better phone, man.
[03:27:28]  Remember, you gotta raise up the value, you milky liquor.
[03:27:32]  Jesus Christ, 570 radio graffiti.
[03:27:37]  I'm ghost baby cakes.
[03:27:39]  You can go and melt your friendship into my pot.
[03:27:41]  It's not shut up.
[03:27:42]  You're not the freaking internet botstalker.
[03:27:45]  You're not the original internet botstalker.
[03:27:48]  Shut up, man.
[03:27:49]  You people are trolling.
[03:27:51]  And not to mention, the internet botstalker called my goddamn show every goddamn day for like two or three years, man.
[03:28:02]  And that's the last asshole that I want to hear from.
[03:28:08]  I'm only going to take a couple of more.
[03:28:10]  909 Radio Graffiti.
[03:28:15]  This is True Repsources Radio.
[03:28:17]  True Rex Sources Radio.
[03:28:19]  Sure, Lawyer.
[03:28:21]  Sure.
[03:28:24]  What the hell?
[03:28:26]  Get him cocks or his granny.
[03:28:28]  She's fucking hell or get him down.
[03:28:30]  You asshole.
[03:28:33]  That's her!
[03:28:34]  That's Urban Home at 843-5-Roanoke Drive in Belmore, Missouri.
[03:28:51]  Shut this in!
[03:28:52]  Shut up!
[03:28:54]  Stop talking to my granny!
[03:28:56]  Stop talking to my granny!
[03:28:58]  Shut up!
[03:29:00]  I'm tired of you goddamn troll terrorist assholes talking about my granny.
[03:29:07]  My granny was a pious woman, man.
[03:29:11]  Do you understand that?
[03:29:13]  She never, never ever cursed in her life, man.
[03:29:19]  Every time she made some supper for us, man, and there was anything left over, she'd go to the neighbors and 717.
[03:29:33]  717.
[03:29:35]  Jesus Christ.
[03:29:36]  All right.
[03:29:37]  717 radio goddamn graffiti.
[03:29:41]  Hey, sorry I can't afford to get to the inner circle, but it would be an honor.
[03:29:45]  And hopefully Trumpin doesn't have beef with me like Jackler.
[03:29:49]  What do you mean?
[03:29:50]  Wait, when the Jackal's got beef with you?
[03:29:53]  No, no.
[03:29:54]  Well, I mean, we don't talk as much, but like Trump and earlier was calling him out for DVD.
[03:30:00]  Yeah, no kidding.
[03:30:01]  Sparta here.
[03:30:02]  Whoever is playing my splices and remixes without my permission needs to fucking stop.
[03:30:08]  True Exorcist Radio with somebody.
[03:30:11]  This is Sparta.
[03:30:12]  I guess that, I mean, somebody stealing his goddamn remixes.
[03:30:16]  Well, you know what?
[03:30:17]  That's what you get, Sparta.

=== Stop Stealing My Remixes (09:21) ===

[03:30:19]  All right?
[03:30:20]  That's what you get because you're an asshole.
[03:30:22]  You've been an asshole to me for years Anyway, what were we gonna say Johnny Baller Fic?
[03:30:27]  I'm sorry Just hopefully Trumpin doesn't have beef with me as well, but also Jackler really hasn't donated I don't think he was saying a couple days ago that he ran out of money on like episode 11 or something.
[03:30:40]  So it's just a bunch of like spoofs Man, are you are you kidding That's kind of hard for me to believe man take my word on that man.
[03:30:50]  I wouldn't wrong you.
[03:30:51]  I mean I'm trying to get in there Well, we'll see Johnny Ballerfic.
[03:30:56]  I don't even know you man.
[03:30:57]  I mean let me tell you something man Jackler if you want my opinion He's been trying to take over my show and I really don't appreciate it one goddamn bit all right This is my freaking opinion.
[03:31:09]  All right Jesus Christ 989 radio graffiti Shut this idiot up man you sick son of a bitch man 732 radio graffiti Hey ghost, how's it going tonight?
[03:31:30]  How's it going man?
[03:31:33]  Hey, I really enjoyed your show tonight and I just want to say you're the best told of all time ghosts and I want to make a shout out to engineer.
[03:31:41]  Hey Engineer, are you here?
[03:31:42]  Are you hearing that?
[03:31:43]  Yeah, I think you give him a props, Engineer.
[03:31:51]  You hear him?
[03:31:52]  Yeah, you're both right, too.
[03:31:53]  I love you guys.
[03:31:54]  Good night, guys.
[03:31:55]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:31:56]  Hold on.
[03:31:56]  Are you the squirts guy by any chance?
[03:32:00]  Um, the sports guy?
[03:32:02]  The squirts.
[03:32:03]  Like, you know, you like the squirts.
[03:32:06]  Does that ring a bell?
[03:32:08]  Um, no, I'm just Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog 31, the real one.
[03:32:12]  Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
[03:32:14]  Wait a minute.
[03:32:15]  You're Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog?
[03:32:18]  Yeah, I'm a YouTuber.
[03:32:21]  Are you sure you're the real Sonic the Hedgehog?
[03:32:25]  It's called Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog 31, and yes, I am a real YouTuber, okay?
[03:32:29]  All right, well, sorry.
[03:32:31]  All right, all right, don't get upset.
[03:32:32]  I'm sorry.
[03:32:33]  I got to question people, man.
[03:32:35]  This is like troll alley where I'm at, all right?
[03:32:38]  I'm just, I'm sorry.
[03:32:39]  I got to do what I got to do here, all right?
[03:32:41]  How about 614 radio graffiti?
[03:32:45]  Zed Commander, and this is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
[03:32:50]  So you want to see the true power of George Sonos?
[03:32:53]  Well, let me show you the true power.
[03:32:55]  What?
[03:32:55]  What?
[03:32:56]  Ghost.
[03:32:57]  I don't think you get it.
[03:32:58]  This world is mine.
[03:33:00]  And that wood ship of yours is also mine.
[03:33:02]  Now, how about I show you the proof?
[03:33:04]  Wait a minute.
[03:33:04]  What?
[03:33:06]  What?
[03:33:07]  Why?
[03:33:07]  Why?
[03:33:07]  What?
[03:33:08]  Engineer.
[03:33:08]  If ever that's you, me.
[03:33:12]  Now, I want you to extra size my female.
[03:33:14]  And throw it into the woodshipper.
[03:33:19]  Wait just a second.
[03:33:20]  Son of a bitch.
[03:33:29]  All right.
[03:33:30]  Shut this idiot up, man.
[03:33:32]  I'm telling you, you assholes.
[03:33:34]  You're lucky that you're across of a goddamn fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
[03:33:41]  Because I'm telling you, man.
[03:33:43]  You know, all you assholes, right?
[03:33:45]  You're like, I want you to be my dad, ghost.
[03:33:47]  I want you to be my dad.
[03:33:48]  You keep this up, man.
[03:33:50]  I'll be whipping your ass.
[03:33:51]  I'll be taking your asses to the woodshit.
[03:33:54]  I'm not even kidding.
[03:33:54]  You people are sick.
[03:33:56]  917 radio goddamn graffiti.
[03:34:00]  Hey, ghost, it's your boy, Cletus.
[03:34:02]  Just wanted to know why you weren't at the last KKK meeting.
[03:34:05]  Yeah, shut up.
[03:34:06]  That was stupid.
[03:34:07]  And I'm not a part of the KKK.
[03:34:09]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows it.
[03:34:12]  615 Radio Graffiti.
[03:34:19]  All right, shut up.
[03:34:20]  You're acting like a freaking vibrator for Christ's sake.
[03:34:24]  Somebody from Austin, 512, Radio Graffiti.
[03:34:28]  Hey, Ghost, you back in Austin still?
[03:34:32]  I'm in San Antonio.
[03:34:34]  I'm going to go back to Austin.
[03:34:35]  I'm thinking about it here in the next six to eight months.
[03:34:39]  Well, don't do it.
[03:34:40]  They got those fucking gay bird scooters everywhere.
[03:34:42]  You know, fucking trip over it.
[03:34:44]  Break your ankles.
[03:34:46]  All right, go shoving up your ass.
[03:34:48]  All right.
[03:34:48]  Who else we got?
[03:34:49]  How about 412 radio graffiti?
[03:34:53]  Hey, Ghost.
[03:34:54]  I just wanted to say, sir, but hear about what happened to Templeton.
[03:34:57]  I know.
[03:34:59]  Get enough and chat if we could in there.
[03:35:02]  Yeah.
[03:35:03]  Yeah, that's stupid.
[03:35:04]  That's gayer than the ass crack of your father.
[03:35:09]  How about 415 Radio Graffiti?
[03:35:13]  Look, Ghost, I got a couple interesting things to talk about.
[03:35:17]  All right.
[03:35:18]  Well, I own a little bit of land between Austin and San Hambonio.
[03:35:21]  I know how you like that.
[03:35:23]  Good support in the capitalist.
[03:35:25]  I'm interested in potentially opening up a greenhouse.
[03:35:28]  If you're interested, you want to make a little investment in that greenhouse.
[03:35:33]  A greenhouse?
[03:35:37]  A greenhouse?
[03:35:41]  Jesus.
[03:35:42]  Who else do we have here?
[03:35:44]  How about 415 Raider Graffiti?
[03:35:56]  Shut that ass.
[03:35:58]  Shut him up.
[03:35:59]  Shut that asshole up, man.
[03:36:01]  You stupid racist bastard.
[03:36:03]  I've never said that for Christ's sake, man.
[03:36:06]  I want to put that on the record.
[03:36:08]  I am not a racist.
[03:36:11]  God damn it, man.
[03:36:16]  752 Radio Graffiti, man.
[03:36:39]  All right, you know what?
[03:36:40]  Shut up, Moon Man.
[03:36:41]  All right.
[03:36:42]  You're old, all right?
[03:36:44]  I think you're a dead meme at this point.
[03:36:47]  All right.
[03:36:47]  Who else do we got here?
[03:36:48]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[03:37:06]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:37:07]  Get this ass up.
[03:37:08]  Enough of this crap, man.
[03:37:11]  Enough.
[03:37:12]  I'm giving you all radio graffiti, and you should all be appreciative.
[03:37:16]  You should all be goddamn appreciative of this crap, man.
[03:37:20]  You all have ruined my goddamn episode 13, man.
[03:37:25]  I mean, why the hell do you think that I named it Welcome to my Nightmare?
[03:37:31]  Huh?
[03:37:32]  Welcome to my goddamn nightmare because this is my goddamn nightmare.
[03:37:41]  This is it.
[03:37:41]  This is Area Code 200 Radio Graffiti.
[03:37:52]  Ah, Jesus Christ, you're at Helen Keller deaf mute.
[03:37:55]  How about how about 239 Raider Graffiti?
[03:38:00]  Well, how do you know all that?
[03:38:01]  Ghost, long time no see.
[03:38:03]  Hey, I was going to put you on the Disney channel there for the show, but I think I'm going to go with Chocolate.
[03:38:09]  All right, yeah, go shove it up your ass, you fruit bowl.
[03:38:12]  All right, how about 213 Radio Graffiti?
[03:38:16]  Ghost, I would just shoot your graveyard over my biscuits.
[03:38:20]  Don't buy.
[03:38:22]  Wait a minute.
[03:38:22]  Was that the real tub guy or was that a fake tub guy?
[03:38:26]  That sounded like a fake ass tub guy, man.
[03:38:29]  I don't even know.
[03:38:30]  You see what you assholes are doing, man?
[03:38:32]  You guys are sick, man.
[03:38:34]  I mean, 352 Raider Graffiti.
[03:38:50]  What the hell?
[03:39:06]  All right, Dick, get this.
[03:39:08]  Well, I don't even know what the hell to say about that for Christ's sake, man.
[03:39:13]  858 Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
[03:39:20]  Hey, Ghost, it's CM.
[03:39:22]  What's up, man?
[03:39:23]  What's up, man?
[03:39:25]  I heard that you're doing a gaming stream in the future.
[03:39:28]  So I wonder if you could play Ponytone.
[03:39:33]  I'm not playing anything with Pony in it.
[03:39:35]  All right, you fruit bowl.
[03:39:38]  Jesus Christ, man.

=== Ruined The Goddamn Episode 13 (02:36) ===

[03:39:40]  I'm telling you, man, I'm only going to take a couple more and I'm out of here because you people have ruined.
[03:39:45]  You people have ruined the goddamn episode 13, man.
[03:39:49]  I can't believe you sacks of crap, man.
[03:39:52]  How about 832 Raider Graffiti?
[03:39:56]  Hey, Ghost, what's up?
[03:39:58]  What's up, man?
[03:40:00]  So to expound on someone earlier in our chat, they were asking you about guns.
[03:40:05]  I was just curious.
[03:40:06]  Are you an AR or an AK kind of person?
[03:40:10]  Furthermore, what kind of handgun would you prefer to carry yourself?
[03:40:14]  Well, that's a good question.
[03:40:16]  I'm an AK kind of person.
[03:40:19]  Although, if I would, you know, I've got an automat, well, a semi-automatic shotgun, you know, that's got a clip in it.
[03:40:28]  So, you know, you point a shotgun somewhere, you know, blow, you know, is what it is.
[03:40:32]  But as far as my favorite, my favorite gun to carry, no matter if it's even like a, you know, yo, you're not supposed to carry right here.
[03:40:43]  You're not supposed to.
[03:40:44]  38 snub nose, baby.
[03:40:46]  That's what the, that's what the mobsters used to use.
[03:40:49]  You know what I mean?
[03:40:50]  38 snub nose.
[03:40:51]  They'd hold it like in the back area.
[03:40:54]  You know, they pull it out.
[03:40:55]  You know, they do hits with it.
[03:40:56]  38 snubby, baby.
[03:40:58]  That's what I like as a gun, you know, just in case, you know, I got to put in work.
[03:41:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:41:06]  How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
[03:41:09]  Hi, Ghost.
[03:41:11]  Am I on?
[03:41:12]  Yeah.
[03:41:13]  Perfect.
[03:41:14]  Hey, man.
[03:41:15]  I'm a longtime listener myself.
[03:41:18]  I've been listening to your show since 2011.
[03:41:20]  And I just want to let you know that I've actually started some of my own businesses myself.
[03:41:26]  I have a friend of mine that I've known for at least 10 years now.
[03:41:31]  But we've actually started a couple businesses up ourself.
[03:41:34]  I mean, they're not, you know, obviously they're kind of in their starting stages right now.
[03:41:38]  But, you know, the whole thing you were talking about with college and stuff like that, you know, I have a college degree myself that was paid for.
[03:41:46]  And it was a degree in IT.
[03:41:49]  But, you know, it's, I just, you know, for me personally, I just don't like the, I don't like the whole nine to five thing.
[03:41:57]  I'm trying to get out of the employee quadrant and get into the investment quadrant, the big business quadrant and what have you.
[03:42:03]  So, I mean, these guys better start paying attention because you're going to need the investing.
[03:42:07]  You know, you're going to need the investments into crypto and ETFs and stuff like that.
[03:42:11]  It's definitely worth looking into.
[03:42:14]  Also, just a quick thing, too.

=== I'm Whipping Some Cyber Ass (14:09) ===

[03:42:16]  The guy earlier that said about the keto, he has epilepsy.
[03:42:20]  I just want to let him know.
[03:42:22]  Yeah, definitely do it.
[03:42:23]  Me and my girlfriend have already lost a lot of weight on it ourselves.
[03:42:26]  It's a great diet to be on.
[03:42:28]  Hey, man, thank you very much.
[03:42:30]  And listen, I was just advising the guy who had epilepsy to get on keto because that was the intention.
[03:42:36]  That's how the keto diet was developed because it was something that aided young people or children from preventing them from getting epilepsy.
[03:42:47]  So it, you know, that's the only reason why I suggested keto.
[03:42:51]  I mean, you know, aside from the weight loss stuff, right?
[03:42:54]  But thank you very much.
[03:42:55]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:42:56]  Who else do we have here?
[03:42:58]  How about oh my God.
[03:43:01]  How about another 210 radio graffiti?
[03:43:05]  Hey, Ghost, I want to give a shout out to Johnny Longfellow, Tony Gaga.
[03:43:10]  You're in San Antonio and you like Tony Gaga?
[03:43:14]  Amen, brother.
[03:43:16]  Man, let me tell you something.
[03:43:17]  Go shove it up your ass.
[03:43:18]  You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom, man.
[03:43:22]  That's all I got to say, you son of a bitch.
[03:43:26]  I'm taking a couple of more in that set.
[03:43:28]  505 Radio Graffiti.
[03:43:31]  Adolf Ghostler rolls attempts to get laid with a tranny.
[03:43:34]  He rubbed his gun and fucked his son and beats his bitch ass granny.
[03:43:37]  Adolf Ghostler, keep it up.
[03:43:38]  Ghostler can't get sordid.
[03:43:40]  Raping kids all day and night.
[03:43:41]  His show was pre-recorded.
[03:43:43]  Shut up, you fucking asshole.
[03:43:45]  Go shove it up your ass, man.
[03:43:47]  You see, this is why I don't like doing radio graffiti.
[03:43:52]  Y'all hear this crap?
[03:43:53]  Do y'all hear this crap?
[03:43:56]  This is why, man.
[03:43:59]  Damn it.
[03:44:01]  I'm taking two more and I'm getting the hell out of here because you people are freaking assholes.
[03:44:06]  You know that?
[03:44:06]  All of you.
[03:44:07]  All of you are assholes.
[03:44:11]  863 radio goddamn graffiti.
[03:44:16]  We've got Wolfman Radio Graffiti.
[03:44:41]  Just shut up, all right?
[03:44:42]  I mean, shut up, man.
[03:44:45]  All right.
[03:44:45]  Magic missile on all of your asses, especially you troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[03:44:52]  How do you like that?
[03:44:53]  Magic missile, son of a bitch.
[03:44:58]  How about 808 Radio Graffiti?
[03:45:02]  Hey, ghost, it's Kalina here.
[03:45:04]  What's up, man?
[03:45:06]  Yeah, man.
[03:45:07]  Long time they'll see.
[03:45:09]  So you're probably going to do a gaming show, huh?
[03:45:12]  Yeah, I'm hoping.
[03:45:13]  I want to own these trolls.
[03:45:15]  You're damn right.
[03:45:19]  How about someday you can try to get back into America's Army, man?
[03:45:22]  I mean, the game isn't as it used to be, but on the bright side, at least it's back up.
[03:45:27]  Well, let me tell you something.
[03:45:29]  If it is, I'd be owning everybody's ass.
[03:45:33]  I'd be owning everybody's ass.
[03:45:37]  All right, I'm taking one more and I'm getting the hell out of here because you people have ruined.
[03:45:41]  You people have ruined the episode 13.
[03:45:44]  Welcome to my nightmare, huh?
[03:45:48]  Welcome to my nightmare.
[03:45:50]  Is this what I've become, man?
[03:45:54]  Is this what I goddamn become?
[03:45:58]  Oh my god, 714 radio graffiti, man.
[03:46:03]  Hey, is this ghost?
[03:46:04]  Yeah, it's ghost.
[03:46:06]  Hey, ghost, longtime listener, big fan.
[03:46:08]  I'd just like to say, all the zoomers and boomers who play Xbox, you're all a bunch of faggots who like to get fucked by trannies in the fucking ass and masculine and feminine looking trannies.
[03:46:18]  Whoa, oh man, that's that's harsh, but uh, it's pretty funny.
[03:46:31]  614 radio graffiti seriously, Samsung.
[03:46:41]  Alex Jones.
[03:46:53]  Get that crap out of me.
[03:46:54]  We're not all assholes.
[03:46:55]  You do have serious listeners.
[03:46:57]  Please don't.
[03:46:58]  I hope so, Anonymous.
[03:46:59]  I hope so.
[03:47:00]  But let me tell you something.
[03:47:02]  I'm getting off of radio graffiti right now.
[03:47:04]  Get me out of here.
[03:47:06]  Goodbye, it's right.
[03:47:08]  I'm out of here.
[03:47:09]  And let me tell you something, you sex of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin crap.
[03:47:14]  You all are like, oh, you're my dad, ghost.
[03:47:17]  You're my dad.
[03:47:18]  Oh, yeah.
[03:47:19]  Oh, yeah.
[03:47:19]  If I was your dad, you know what I would do?
[03:47:22]  Give me my goddamn belt.
[03:47:24]  This freaking belt off of me, goddamn it.
[03:47:27]  I'd take you, goddamn sons of bitches, into the woodshed.
[03:47:31]  What do you want, Johnny Ballerfix?
[03:47:36]  Also, you should start a gaming discord so people can play games with you like a gaming radio graffiti.
[03:47:41]  I'm trying.
[03:47:43]  I'm trying, but I'm taking these fucking goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin into the woodshed because that's what you all need.
[03:47:53]  You all need some physical disciplinary action.
[03:47:58]  And let me tell you something, you goddamn little fucking dweebs, you little freaking social justice warrior assholes.
[03:48:06]  If I was your daddy, I'd take this goddamn belt off.
[03:48:10]  I'd take you to the goddamn woodshed and that's what I would do to your asses.
[03:48:18]  You understand me, you goddamn trollton?
[03:48:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:48:26]  That's what I'd be doing, your goddamn asses.
[03:48:29]  Taking you to the goddamn woodshed and showing you how to be a man, boy.
[03:48:35]  I'll turn you into a man, boy.
[03:48:38]  Yeah!
[03:48:39]  Yeah!
[03:48:41]  Ah!
[03:48:44]  I'll freaking belt your goddamn freaking ass!
[03:48:49]  I'll belt your ass in the damn goddamn woodshed!
[03:48:56]  You're goddamn right.
[03:48:57]  I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
[03:49:00]  I ain't made a man of you, sons of bitches, yet, boy.
[03:49:06]  I swear to God, you think I'm joking, man.
[03:49:08]  I'll belt your asses, man.
[03:49:11]  And shut up in the chat room.
[03:49:13]  I'm whipping cyber ass right now.
[03:49:17]  I'M WHIPPING SOME CYBER GODDAMN ASS! UGH! UGH! UGH!
[03:49:25]  YAAAHH! HA HA HA HA HA!
[03:49:27]  How do you like that?
[03:49:28]  Yeah.
[03:49:34]  I would belch your asses.
[03:49:38]  All of your asses.
[03:49:40]  All right?
[03:49:41]  And I'm sure that's not what your goddamn male dominant fucking factor of your family is doing to you.
[03:49:48]  But I would do it to your asses, man.
[03:49:51]  I would do it to your asses.
[03:49:53]  I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
[03:49:56]  I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
[03:49:59]  Here!
[03:50:00]  Here!
[03:50:02]  Here, you son of a bitch!
[03:50:05]  Yeah!
[03:50:09]  I'm telling you.
[03:50:11]  You're lucky this isn't some fucking real life.
[03:50:13]  This isn't some barroom.
[03:50:15]  You're not in the same room with me.
[03:50:17]  What do you want?
[03:50:18]  Are you related to Jesse James by any chance?
[03:50:21]  You sound like a true badass.
[03:50:23]  Let me tell you something right now, man.
[03:50:25]  Jesse James learned how to let his nuts hang by this man right here.
[03:50:31]  All right?
[03:50:32]  That's how Jesse James made his nuts hang by observing this man right here, man.
[03:50:40]  All right, you know it and I know.
[03:50:42]  What is this?
[03:50:43]  Dude, I love anal.
[03:50:45]  Who asked you, consumer of pornography?
[03:50:48]  Who the hell asked you?
[03:50:50]  I'm telling you, boy, I'm not joking with you assholes out here.
[03:50:56]  There's a little song.
[03:50:58]  There's a little song I like to sing, eh?
[03:51:00]  It goes something like this.
[03:51:04]  You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
[03:51:11]  Much longer and longer, amen.
[03:51:21]  James, what is this?
[03:51:23]  Whoop me again, Papa.
[03:51:25]  What?
[03:51:27]  You were to hear another whooping?
[03:51:30]  What kind of a sick, bastard, sadist, BSDM, bondage-loving freak shows are you, man?
[03:51:37]  What kind of freak shows are you?
[03:51:40]  You know what?
[03:51:41]  It's about time for me to go, man.
[03:51:42]  These people are enjoying this.
[03:51:45]  They're enjoying this.
[03:51:50]  Good God, man.
[03:51:51]  You all will be lucky if I come back Wednesday, same place, same time, asshole.
[03:51:59]  All right?
[03:51:59]  And if you want to know when I'm live, then subscribe to the YouTube channel right goddamn now.
[03:52:07]  Subscribe to the YouTube channel.
[03:52:09]  Two more Spanx, please.
[03:52:11]  Can you just shut up, if I...
[03:52:14]  What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
[03:52:15]  Are you sick?
[03:52:17]  What are...
[03:52:17]  What are you?
[03:52:18]  A bunch of soy boys?
[03:52:19]  Huh?
[03:52:19]  You like to be dominated?
[03:52:24]  Oh my god.
[03:52:25]  What is this, man?
[03:52:26]  Hey, a ghost.
[03:52:28]  Thanks again for the RD financial advice.
[03:52:31]  Means a lot.
[03:52:32]  By the way, not a brony anymore.
[03:52:34]  Grew up and out of that shit a long time ago.
[03:52:37]  Wait a minute.
[03:52:37]  Not anymore.
[03:52:38]  What the hell is that mean?
[03:52:39]  Not anymore.
[03:52:41]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[03:52:43]  not anymore.
[03:52:44]  I hope that damn it, man.
[03:52:49]  I would whoop your asses.
[03:52:51]  I'm not even shitting around with you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[03:52:58]  I ain't made a man of you yet.
[03:53:01]  Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
[03:53:12]  I ain't made a man of you, saxist shit yet, boy.
[03:53:15]  I'm telling you right goddamn now.
[03:53:20]  I'm getting out of here, okay?
[03:53:22]  I'm getting out of here.
[03:53:25]  You'll be lucky if I come back on Wednesday.
[03:53:27]  And if I do, if you want to know when I do, what is this?
[03:53:32]  What is this?
[03:53:33]  Keep spanking daddy ghostler.
[03:53:35]  I'm gonna.
[03:53:35]  Shut up, hardball cat.
[03:53:37]  Good God, with that name.
[03:53:39]  Shut up.
[03:53:39]  Just shut up.
[03:53:43]  If I do come back on Wednesday, man.
[03:53:46]  Good God.
[03:53:47]  You people are sick.
[03:53:49]  You people are goddamn sick.
[03:53:50]  It'll be between the hours of 7.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time and 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time.
[03:54:01]  And I would whoop your fucking ass.
[03:54:05]  Here!
[03:54:09]  Yeah!
[03:54:10]  Yeah!
[03:54:14]  I ain't made a man of you, sons of bitches, yet, boy.
[03:54:18]  I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
[03:54:23]  All right.
[03:54:24]  I'm getting out of here.
[03:54:26]  If I do come back, it'll be on Wednesday.
[03:54:28]  Follow the YouTube and hit that little bell.
[03:54:32]  Hit that damn bell.
[03:54:35]  Spank me in fursuit daddy ghostler.
[03:54:37]  Shut up with this crap.
[03:54:39]  Shut up.
[03:54:40]  I'm not doing that for you to enjoy it.
[03:54:43]  I'm trying to make a man of you, you sons of stupid fruit bowl bitches.
[03:54:49]  Half of you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons.
[03:54:54]  So shut up.
[03:54:56]  I'm getting the hell out of here, alright?
[03:55:00]  If you want to know if I come back on Wednesday, follow the YouTube channel and hit the goddamn bell.
[03:55:08]  Hit the goddamn bell.
[03:55:09]  I'm getting out of here for Christ's sake, man.
[03:55:12]  And I want to be honest with you.
[03:55:14]  I deserve more respect than this.
[03:55:19]  Welcome to my goddamn nightmare.
[03:55:22]  You know, this is what I've become.
[03:55:24]  But I mean, all of you, man, especially you people that have listened to me for years, man.
[03:55:29]  I deserve more respect than this, man.
[03:55:33]  You all should respect me.
[03:55:35]  Respect me.
[03:55:38]  Respect me, you bastards.
[03:55:41]  What do you want?
[03:55:42]  Black Belt, me again, Papa Father, Master Owner Leader.
[03:55:45]  Shut up, bitch.
[03:55:46]  Shut up.
[03:55:47]  I'm not doing that for you.
[03:55:49]  Enjoy it, James Weiner.
[03:55:52]  I'm not doing that to you.
[03:55:54]  I gotta get out of here, man.
[03:55:56]  I'm done.
[03:55:59]  Stick a goddamn fork at me.
[03:56:01]  I'm goddamn done.
[03:56:03]  I'm out of here, you sack of crap.
[03:56:06]  I can't take you, troll terrorist and cyber vermin anymore.
[03:56:12]  I'm out of here, man.
[03:56:14]  Get me out of here, man.
[03:56:15]  I can't take this anymore.
[03:56:16]  Digital!
[03:56:20]  Get me out!
[03:56:21]  Get me out!
[03:56:23]  Get me!
[03:56:25]  Not hell!