True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 11 I Am Not Fake News

Feb. 21, 2020 - True Capitalist Radio

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The Ghost Show episode 11 I Am Not Fake News

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Ghost opens "The Ghost Show" episode 11 by defending his authenticity amidst a government shutdown and stock market downturn predictions. He battles relentless chat trolls using racial slurs, child abuse imagery, and antisemitic rhetoric, admitting their harassment drives him to drink alcohol and smoke marijuana. Despite threats of early termination and copyright strikes from the Wu-Tang Clan, Ghost acknowledges that even hostile "troll terrorists" sustain his 11-year broadcast legacy, concluding that underground distribution remains vital for True Capitalist Radio's survival against aggressive censorship. [Automatically generated summary]
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Underground Show Introduction 00:03:24
	Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
	It's Ghost here.
	That's right, the host of the Go Show, episode 11, coming right at you.
	What's going on, folks?
	It is hump day, Wednesday.
	I want to say what's going on to everybody already in the chat room.
	Spread this show link around like wildfire.
	Spread it around.
	Spread it all around, baby.
	Woo!
	That's right, folks.
	I am the underground.
	And if you're listening to the sound of my voice, you're listening to the underground.
	You're damn right.
	Episode 11, I am not fake news.
	And I want that to be amplified across the internet and throughout the world.
	You're damn right.
	I got my production notes.
	And I hope that we can conduct ourselves a serious show once again.
	Good God.
	Let's wait for everybody to go ahead and get into the broadcast.
	Once again, folks, spread this show link around like wildfire.
	Let's try to do a show.
	Let's try to do a real show.
	I'm not joking around.
	All right, let's go ahead and take out the music engineer.
	Fade out the music.
	What's going on, folks?
	Thank you for tuning in with me.
	This is the Go Show episode 11.
	I am the host, the man they call Ghost.
	And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
	Let's go ahead and I want to remind everybody this is an underground show.
	So let me tell you something right now.
	If you're listening to the sound of my voice, spread this show link around like wildfire, right?
	Go ahead and take off the title screen, engineer.
	All right, we got it.
Alex Jones Russian Agent Accusations 00:02:51
	Anyway, what's going on to everybody out there?
	The engineer's here.
	I'm here.
	It's hump day.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Say what's up, engineer.
	The engineer's hype.
	I'm hype.
	So let's go ahead and get right into it before these damn trolls start doing their internet tomfoolery, all right?
	Because we got some serious things to talk about.
	I got production notes here.
	And we're ready to go.
	I am not fake news.
	And the reason I have made that the title of this broadcast is because we're going to have a serious conversation later on in the broadcast about the Covington Kids fiasco.
	Are y'all aware of this?
	If you've been living under a rock, for some reason, you have this big, huge controversy of these kids that were out there kind of silently protesting.
	Actually, I don't even think they were protesting.
	I think they were out there as like some kind of a class to a Catholic church.
	Anyway, folks, there was some images that came out, and what it was was of an Indian.
	If you haven't seen it, I strongly advise you to look for your own source to look at it.
	But there was an Indian, American Indian, banging on a drum in front of these kids.
	And these are teenagers.
	These are high school kids that were out there.
	They had their MAGA hats on, baby.
	Make America great again.
	And, you know, the thing is, is that these kids didn't do anything.
	They didn't do anything but sit there and smile as this so-called chief slapahoe started banging on a drum.
	Oh, what now?
	Hey, Ghost, do you think that Alex Jones is a Russian spy?
	Look, I don't want to talk about that right now, but I do want to say that Alex Jones, in my opinion, has been very favorable in Russian coverage.
	He has interviewed Alexander Dugan and has literally tried to sugarcoat Alexander Dugan as if he's some kind of political theorist when he's a goddamn chaotic maniac.
	All right.
	And I just want to say that, you know, in my opinion, Alex Jones has not only been a lot of favorable in his coverage to Russia, but he's been trolling as if he is some kind of a Russian agent.
	Have you remember those YouTube videos when he put out his office manager, whoever that broad is, who's a Ruski, who speaks fluent Russian?
	She's out here speaking all this Ruski crap.
	And, you know, Alex Jones is pretending that, oh, I'm a Russian agent.
	That's nothing to be freaking bragging about or even joking about, for Christ's sake, man.
	So, look, I don't know if I have no idea if he's a Russian agent.
	All right.
	I have no idea, but I can tell you this: I would not be covering Russia as favorably as he has.
	All right.
	Good to hear from you again, brother.
	Hey, thank you.
	I have a Juno's.
	I really appreciate it, man.
Serious Topics and Sleep Aids 00:06:17
	I need that kind of positivity up in here.
	I need that kind of positivity.
	It's good that we're getting off on the right track here.
	We've got some good donations.
	Thank you very much.
	Let's continue going on here.
	All right.
	We're going to talk about the Covington Catholic kids and how this exposes the coverage of the Covington Catholic kids with the MAGA hats with the supposed American Indian who claimed that he served in Vietnam, which ended up becoming a lie.
	This underscores what the president, President Trump, has been talking about when it comes to fake news.
	I'm the fart master of this domain.
	Worship me as I fart up a fart castle and fart around.
	Look, asshole, listen, let's not start that crap, man.
	Look, we got off on a good start.
	I know the crypto slot machine has been rough.
	Here's $5.
	Crypto slot machine.
	Shut your ass up.
	The juice slot mission.
	Listen, I know what y'all are doing, okay?
	Stop.
	We got off to a good start on this show.
	It's Wednesday.
	And I want to emphasize that I, Ghost, has never been fake.
	I am not fake news.
	And I want that amplified throughout the internets and throughout the world, you piece of crap.
	Stop with the troll text-to-speech.
	Now, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted once again at the beginning of this broadcast, that the Covington Catholic kids were like lambasted by the media because of a simple image with no background to it.
	Just somebody who looks Indian, banging on a drum, claiming to be a Viet fucking nam vet.
	And all of a sudden, all the leftist celebrities started talking against teenagers who did nothing, who just sat there and smiled.
	I mean, they were pulling Pepe the Frogs, baby.
	I'm not even joking.
	That's what reminds me, the Covington kids, man.
	Pepe the frog.
	Ghost, I love you.
	Kiss me, big boy.
	No, Ad Harmon.
	No, I don't think so.
	Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk, please.
	All right.
	Thank you very much.
	Anyway, we're going to talk about that later.
	I also want to underscore that we are now 33 days into the government shutdown, baby.
	Now, I would just advise everybody who's listening to the broadcast that's living in America that...
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Ghost left me for dead during the Ted Offensive.
	Shut up, chief slapper.
	Just shut up, please.
	Let me do my show for a little bit.
	Just for a little bit before you idiots start flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
	Start talking malarkey on the goddamn text-to-speech for Christ's sake, you milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving, butt-plug-up-the-ass-looking piece of trash.
	Ghost, I'm glad I was able to wake up in time to catch your show.
	I had a dream and knew I was dreaming.
	My memories were being altered, and I was not allowed to wake up before my memories were restored.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	It felt like life or death.
	What does it mean?
	I have no idea what that means.
	Maybe you're taking some bad psychotropic drugs or something.
	Maybe you're taking some sleep aids or something.
	I don't take any of that stuff.
	All right, I don't take any of that crap.
	Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
	Hey, Ghost, I'm loving the show since episode one.
	I appreciated Sonic the Hedgehog and Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
	It's a beautiful day inside.
	Capitalists are singing, are booming.
	On days like these, Texans like you should be burning in hell.
	What the why?
	Where the hell did that come from, Jackler?
	Where the hell did that come from?
	Hey, Ghost, I'm loving your stream.
	I'm watching from Nairobi, Kenya.
	Wow, man, are you serious?
	From Nairobi, Kenya?
	What's going on in Nairobi, Kenya?
	All right.
	I know y'all are having a big al-Shabaab problem over there, but it seems like the United States is helping you guys with that al-Shabaab problem since that recent attack on American interest in Nairobi by Al-Shabaab.
	We've bombed the hell out of al-Shabaab fronts in Kenya.
	And, you know, you know, anyway, let me get to the show here, please.
	What is this?
	Ghost, please stop fucking me during the live streams.
	My poor whittle doggy assistants.
	Come on, come on with this shit, perfect.
	My listeners don't need to hear that.
	Demented crap.
	I bet you there was a furry that said that too, right?
	I bet you there was some kind of a freaky little fuzzy furry that was saying that.
	Jesus Christ, let's continue on.
	33 days since the government shutdown.
	And I want to advise everybody who's listening that is in the United States that listens to this broadcast.
	I would advise you, in my personal opinion, to start buying massive amounts of groceries before the first of the month.
	Wake up, wake up, wake up.
	I'm not kidding around.
	I'm not kidding around.
	They're already talking about how, since the government shutdown has been going on this long, that people that traditionally collect entitlements, you know, those safety nets, you know, welfare, food stamps, etc., they may not get their payments, man.
	They may not get their payments, and I don't like the potential of that reality.
	Hi, how are you?
	I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.
	What the hell you talk about?
	I want to have them answered immediately.
	Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Shut up with the Arnold Schwarzenegger troll.
	Get to the shop.
	What is your daddy?
	All right, we get it.
	Look, stop.
	I got something serious to talk about out here.
	I've got hundreds of thousands of listeners that are getting disappointed that they're not able to get the financial insight that I traditionally convey on this broadcast and the political and social commentary.
	Hey, it's Lancer from Deltarune again.
	You know, the sequel to Undertale.
	Anyway, have you seen Chris?
	Shut up.
	Listen, I'm not in.
	I don't, I don't like cartoon girl fetish.
	I'm not into anime.
	I'm not into all that crap.
	All right.
	All right.
Gaming References and Gamer Talk 00:11:20
	Maybe because we're getting such decent support here when it comes to this broadcast, I have entertained the notion that maybe we'll start a gamer.
	That's right.
	I'm going to start gaming.
	I'm sorry.
	I've got, I've got to do it.
	I got to do like a Saturday night gaming show or something.
	All right.
	And look, we're going to do that.
	I'm not going to be right away doing it.
	You know, I'm going to buy a gaming PC and we might be over there.
	I don't know.
	I don't know yet.
	Okay.
	And the reason I'm doing this is because I was talking to the inner circle recently.
	And I was talking about the old games that I used to play.
	Because look, the oldest game that I've played, the game that I've played recently was probably about 10 years ago.
	America's Army.
	The original America's Army that was distributed by the Department of Defense.
	Does anybody remember that game?
	That was a game ahead of its time.
	You could download it for free at the time.
	And they had all these maps that had all these independent servers.
	And you could just go onto a server, kick some ass.
	I'd buy that.
	And we're talking about that.
	What is it, Ad Harmon?
	Real talk.
	How can a beginner like me start getting invested in cryptocurrency?
	I'm looking for a way to save up money for the future and even opened up a savings account to help.
	Any guides or websites I can read to help get me started?
	Well, you could probably YouTube search cryptocurrency 101, cryptocurrency for beginners.
	You need to obtain cryptocurrency, so that means that you have to hook up with a brokerage, crypto brokerage account like Coinbase, or there's others out there if you live in other parts of the world so that you can convert fiat currency into crypto.
	And then you want to be able to, you know, store that cryptocurrency in your own wallet, your own digital wallet.
	I would start advising folks to just start entertaining digital crypto wallets.
	A very good one that isn't too bad is Exodus.
	Exodus digital wallet.
	You can Google that.
	What is this?
	Is this pre-recorded?
	I swear me and the other side of the video.
	Shut up.
	Listen, I don't know where you just got off by thinking that this show is pre-recorded.
	This is not a pre-recorded show, you stupid milky liquors.
	Okay?
	I'm trying to tell you, I may start gaming here.
	And the reason I'm saying this is because I remember America's Army when I was playing it at the time.
	This was probably back in, Jesus Christ, when was the last time I played it?
	Probably 2008, maybe 2007.
	It was great.
	Now, I know there's some folks out there that are going to say, but Ghost, it's on Steam.
	America's, that's not the, it's a completely different game.
	They've ruined it.
	It sucks.
	But at the same time, I know that this is the entertainment venue that everybody is going into, man.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, look, I haven't gamed since America's Army.
	And before that, the Sega Dreamcast.
	Play Insurgency Sandstorm on your gaming channel.
	Also, inner circle for me and the Jackler.
	Cheers.
	Yeah, we're discussing it.
	All right, Johnny Baller Fic, and I've never heard of that game.
	Look, I'm not going to do this here, you know, this month.
	What I'm going to do is I'm going to set up.
	First of all, I got to look for a gaming PC.
	I didn't realize that having like, you know, the up-to-the-date gaming PC is an absolute must.
	You know, you got to have these, you know, all these threads in your freaking core freaking processor, and you got to have these kick-ass graphics cards, and you got to have all kinds of RAM and all kinds of crap.
	But I just want to say that if I do do a gaming stream, which will probably be on Saturdays, I'm going to be a noob.
	You know, and I don't like the prospect of me being a damn noob.
	What is this?
	There was a crooked man.
	He walked a crooked mile.
	The crooked man stepped forth and rang the crooked bell, and thus his crooked soul spiraled into a crooked game.
	What the hell are you?
	What are you talking about, you crooked man?
	Yeah, that was a crooked ass, stupid donation, but thank you anyway.
	Listen, and I don't like the prospect of me becoming a noob when I'm entering in the gaming streaming arena.
	So, you know, y'all have to bear with me if I do start gaming.
	As a matter of fact, I'm going to be, you know, probably looking to you guys on what games to entertain out here.
	What is this?
	Ghosts should play Toho on Twitch streams.
	Even your shadow can handle it.
	All right, that's enough.
	All right.
	Look, I didn't mean to digress into the whole gamer talk.
	But as I was saying, I was talking in the inner circle.
	I was reminiscing on the America's Army, the original America's Army back when it was distributed by the Department of Defense for free.
	And before that game, the last games I played was Sega Dreamcast.
	All right, Sega Goddamn.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I loved the Sega Dreamcast.
	All right.
	Most underrated gaming system in history.
	Get an NES emulator and do a run of Castlevania as well.
	Good shit.
	Doesn't matter.
	I may do that.
	I may do some retro games because I'm cool when it comes to the old school Nintendo, old school Sega.
	I was an arcade gamer as well, man.
	You see, you kids, y'all are in back of a goddamn computer, you know, flapping your Cheeto-stained fingers on a keyboard or getting your thumbs bruised on a gaming controller.
	I mean, back in my day, we went into a goddamn arcade and we looked our adversaries in the face.
	We would look who we were playing against in the face.
	It was a psychological game as well as the actual virtual game.
	Do you understand?
	Oh, I remember those days.
	You know, some of those most recent days that I can remember of arcade hardcore gaming probably goes back to like Street Fighter.
	Y'all remember Street Fighter and those fighter games, man?
	I mean, that literally drove the folks into the arcades.
	And man, people were actually throwing money down on the video game.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I'm not even kidding.
	People were, yeah, here, I'll bet you money that I'll beat your ass in Street Fighter, you know.
	Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Uppercunt.
	And then came Mortal Kombat.
	Then came, you know, these other games.
	But you folks that are out there in the new gaming world, you just don't know what it feels like until you go face to face with the person that you're playing against.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You guys just sit back, you know, in a gaming chair.
	I mean, does that mean you have to get a gaming chair too?
	I don't want a gaming chair.
	I don't want a gaming chair.
	All right.
	Anyway, look, let me move on.
	All right.
	I'm just saying, arcade games, you just don't know the intensity.
	You know, it was a psychological game, baby.
	When it came to Street Fighter, I was the man.
	Tiger!
	Tiger!
	Tiger uppercunt!
	I'd buy that for a while.
	What the hell is this, shy guy mask?
	Get a Nintendo Switch and Smash Bros.
	Get a Nintendo Switch.
	I mean, isn't that like a little, you know, kind of a piece of, flimsy piece of crap?
	I mean, I don't know.
	I'm not a gamer.
	But I've taken a look at the hardware.
	I mean, that damn thing will break within a couple of weeks of just using it.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I'm just getting back into the gaming deal.
	Hey, Ghost.
	I'm an anime-loving brony communist who wants to ask, why are you on welfare?
	Are you also Russian spy?
	Hey, asshole.
	I'm not on welfare.
	First of all, Kahla is a better statement.
	And secondly, shoving up your ass.
	Also, shout out to my African booty scratcher.
	SUSE.
	Oh, what?
	You're cool with that guy?
	Is that it?
	Now you think you're cool because you're cool with that guy?
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	Anyway, look, let me stop with a gaming talk out here because I think I'm digressing.
	But be on the lookout for that.
	Here's the Jackler.
	What do you want, Jackler?
	Sorry for that start, Ghost.
	It was an Undertale reference.
	In all seriousness, I hope you're having a good Wednesday.
	I won't be able to donate as much today.
	I've spent so much money on you.
	So just so chat knows, all donos with hashtag JFJ gets in a video.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	What does that mean, Jacklin?
	What is this?
	Ghost gets a bad thing.
	They make gaming wheelchairs for your double-wide, fat-ass, you smelly ass hambo.
	Oh, yeah, that's great.
	Yeah, that's what I want to hear.
	You son of a bitch.
	Listen, stop with these damn trolls.
	I can already sense this.
	I'm not sure if you're a kid, Jackie off to Star Wars.
	Please, your doggy Waggy can't handle it.
	Shut up.
	I don't even like Star Wars.
	I don't even like Star Wars.
	The original Star Wars, I get it, but these ones that came out like here, the post-90s.
	What a joke.
	Alice and Chains, what do you think?
	Hey, Ghost, thanks for the show.
	Not to derail, but there's some good console games, too.
	Smash Bros. Ultimate is fun.
	Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the best RPGs in years.
	Really?
	I've heard that.
	Also, Covington's situation sounds sad as fuck.
	The state of leftists today, man.
	I'm not joking.
	The state of leftists.
	And not just that.
	The exposure.
	The exposure of fake news in the lamestream, mainstream media.
	How can anyone, after the Covington Catholic Kid fiasco, believe anything that the mainstream media says at this point in time?
	I mean, isn't journalism 101 that you make sure that you back up whatever you're covering with two sources at least?
	How much is your wife?
	How much is my wife?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Shut up.
	She's not for sale, you dumbass.
	All right, my wife's not for sale.
	Shut up.
	How could you have both served in Vietnam and played arcade games when you were young?
	You must be lying about one.
	Hey, I guess you're a single person.
	I was younger, you idiot.
	All right.
	I bought the first Nintendo.
	I mean, look, I've been playing games and doing all that shit for a long time.
	I tried to be a technological innovator because I had the money to do this.
	You make fun of my crippled ass, too.
	Shut up, Tonka Song.
	Yeah, she stupid racist bastard.
	Listen, what I'm doing here is once I was a grown man and made my own money.
	All right.
	I was partaking in all that.
	You know that I purchased the first cable television in my subdivision back in like 1980.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	85?
	84?
	You know, I bought the first pay-per-view WrestleMania, you know, and people thought I was an idiot.
	People were looking at me like, hey, ghost, why do you pay for TV?
	You just put one of these big-ass antennas on top of your goddamn house.
	Why the hell are you doing it?
	I said, because I'm in technology.
	I'd buy that for you.
	I'm into technology, and I got the money to do it.
	The thought of you putting dickle in your mouth makes me want to tickle your pickle while you tickle the pickle up my butt while watching pornos of Rainbow Dash fucking Templeton.
	Just shut up, man.
Technology Antenna Debate 00:07:20
	Please just shut up.
	All right?
	Good God, man.
	Where do you come up with this sick-ass crap, man?
	I mean, seriously, I mean, is this some deep-seated fantasies?
	Is this like a furry fantasy for Christ?
	What is this?
	123 in chat for Templeton Vermont.
	Here's the Hasburg gang again.
	Here's Charles Von Hasbro.
	Also, can I buy your dollars?
	What the hell is the goddamn Charles Von Hasbro?
	What is that?
	What is the Hasburg gang?
	I don't get it.
	Where's the Hasburg gang?
	What is the Hasburg gang?
	Why is everybody putting 1, 2, 3 in the chat room?
	What are y'all?
	Look, just shut up.
	Listen, stop with the fruit bowl, fruity ass, troll terrorist cyber vermin donations, all right?
	I'm trying to do a show here.
	I'm trying to do a show here.
	Dripping wheelchair poop.
	Jesus Christ.
	Look, I'm trying to do a damn show here.
	All right?
	I mean, I've been looking at the comments of my videos, man.
	Many of the contingent of the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to my broadcast for the financial insight and the political and social commentary are getting disappointed.
	They're getting upset.
	They're getting upset for Christ's sake.
	Because they're not able to listen to the trip.
	Why did you exile Tyrone?
	There is something you're not telling us.
	Put Tyrone back on the show.
	The real talent.
	Shut up.
	That's not the real thing.
	We aren't getting ready to go.
	You're shoving up your ass.
	Tariq Nasheed wouldn't dare to freaking debate me.
	I'd make him look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
	He wouldn't want to.
	I know more about black history than he does.
	Oh, yeah, Tonka Saul.
	What?
	You want a piece of me?
	You want a piece to me, boy?
	Super.
	123 meme, but the Habsburgs were a highly influential European royal family and were the ruling seat of the Holy Roman Empire from the 1400s to mid-1700s.
	Thank you for the insight.
	Thank you for the history lesson.
	That's a very good donation right there.
	Giving you a little bit of insight.
	Anyway, I know more about black history than Tariq Nasheed.
	I can tell you that right goddamn now.
	And Tonka Toy, let me tell you something.
	Tonka Saul, whatever your name is, let me tell you something.
	You don't want a piece of me, all right?
	It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, all right?
	I mean, I get into bar brawls for exercise.
	Do you understand me?
	I mean, I would stomp your teeth so far down your throat, you'd be able to chew the ham and cheese sandwich you had yesterday, you son of a bitch.
	All right, don't you dare.
	Look, everybody knows that I am, I'm a lethal weapon, baby.
	I can't even clench my fists outside my house and put them in my pocket because I'd be arrested for carrying lethal weapons, baby.
	You understand?
	I'm not even joking around.
	Let the man do his show.
	You all must be some kind of butt-sniffing snowflakes.
	Well, I don't know.
	I don't know if that's the, I don't know what it is, Patty P, but I would appreciate if they would let me do my show.
	You understand?
	I would appreciate it.
	All right?
	Anyway, look, I was trying to get to the fact that we're day 33 since the government shutdown before I digressed into gamer talk and all this other crap.
	33 days since the government has shut down.
	And what I want everybody out there who's listening to me to understand.
	Ghost tape number 10.
	What do you want?
	What is this?
	How bad did your diaper smell in the heat of the central highlands of Vietnam when you were on patrol there during the winter?
	Shut the fuck out!
	Shut up!
	Prostitutes react to your diaper fetish while I'm leaving.
	Up with this crap!
	And I'm not warning you, bro.
	I'm warning you!
	Shut up!
	You're pissing me off already, alright?
	For Christ's sake, you're already pissing me off!
	Shut up!
	Shut up with these stupid trolls, alright?
	God damn it.
	What do you want?
	I'm gonna kick your ass.
	Oh, you're gonna kick my ass?
	I am going to kick your ass off.
	So now you are going to get bitch-slapped back to Africa where I'll make her a single person.
	I hate this real life, you son of a bitch.
	Yeah, right.
	You son of a bitch.
	I've whooped your goddamn ass and you know it.
	IT AIN'T NOTHING FOR ME TO WHOOP A MAN'S ASS!
	I want to become a capitalist by listening to you.
	In your honor, I've written a song about your teachings.
	It goes like this.
	What is it?
	I put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt.
	Hey, I put my hand in your shirt.
	Jesus Christ, I mean you're a goddamn troll for Christ's sake.
	Charlie Zelenoff!
	150 to zero and still going strong.
	If you want some of these hands, you fat balding.
	This ain't the real Charlie Zelenoff.
	He's hey, he assaulted a pizza guy that some troll sent to his house.
	Do y'all remember that?
	If y'all know who Charlie Zelenoff is, just go look up that character for yourself.
	I mean, that's an IRL troll that literally took his trolling into a new direction.
	And I don't know.
	Charlie Zelenoff, you stupid idiots.
	All right.
	Anyway, listen, all you people that are threatening me, you're lucky that we're separated by a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, boys.
	All right, because let me tell you something.
	I would stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it.
	And all you could do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you sorrow sack of crap.
	So don't sit over here and try to threaten me.
	Don't try to threaten me on my own goddamn show.
	All right, I'm a bad, I'm a bad man, all right?
	Son of a bitch, trying to threaten me on my goddamn show, man.
	I'm not joking.
	Don't mess with me.
	Don't mess with me.
	What is your favorite anal sausages song?
	What the hell?
	Anal sausages?
	Obviously, you're an anal object aficionado.
	Why don't you ask yourself?
	Black man's fried chicken.
	Your wife fills me up while I fill her up.
	You will stand in front of me.
	Shut up.
	My wife's not making fried chicken today, you asshole.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	My wife's not making fried chicken.
	She's making me a goddamn steak.
	All right?
	Bloody.
	Bloody as hell steak.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	So don't sit over there and, you know.
	You're just mad that you don't have a woman that's in the kitchen cooking for your ass.
	That's what you're mad about.
	You see, my wife, she knows her place.
	All right, where's your where's your girl brother?
	That's right.
	You ain't got one.
	You got lefty and righty.
	Ghost Plankton has stolen the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
	Help me collect the Chaos Emeralds.
	What the hell?
	L-O-O-T-I-S.
	P-O-O-T-I-S-P-O-O-T-I-S-P-O-O-T-I-S-O-O-T-I-S-T-A-L-A-L-C-S-S-L-A-T-O-O-T-I-S P-O-O-T-I-S P-O-O-T-I-S P-O-O-T-I-S P-O-O-T-I-S Keel.
	All right, let me do my show and shut up already.
	All right, all of you.
	Just shut up.
	Just shut up.
	If you're serious about wanting to stream games, I definitely recommend Adventure Capitalist.
	That's a game that I think you'd enjoy.
	Really?
	Adventure Capitalist?
Economic Negativity and EBT Cards 00:07:24
	There that again?
	You do nothing, you weak white boy.
	I'd smack the shit out of you and get it.
	First of all, this ain't the real Dante Wilder.
	Secondly, you almost got your ass beat by some suicidal, overgrown UK limey oaf.
	All right?
	So don't be coming at me there, Dante Wilder.
	You're supposed to be the big bad man.
	You almost got your ass kicked by a suicidal limey oath, you dumb son of a bitch.
	Just sit there and shut up.
	All right?
	Don't sit over here and try to threaten me.
	All right.
	I'm not a man to be threatened.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	Sit there and shut up.
	God damn it.
	You people are pissing me off.
	I thought I was going to be able to do a show today sober without drinking, but you assholes, every time I do a show, every time I do a goddamn broadcast, you make me want to just hit the sauce.
	You make me want to take a cheap ass bottle of hooch and just start chugging, man.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	All right, let me move on before we get any more troll terrorists here, which I don't freaking appreciate whatsoever.
	All right.
	Once again, 33 days since the government has been shut down, and I am strongly advising everybody who's listening to me to get your groceries before the first of the month because I don't like the fact that folks that believe that they're entitled to getting a goddamn food card, food stamp, welfare, et cetera, these folks ain't going to be able to pull it out of their monthly little lone star card or EBT card.
	And I don't think they're going to react very favorably to that.
	All right.
	And I'm just saying, I don't want to be in the store when you've got these folks, you know, swiping their EBTs and there's nothing in it because of the government shutdown.
	I think that we're going to see a lot of negativity going on if you want my opinion.
	All right.
	Now, I'm going to call this right now that the Democrats are actually wanting this to happen.
	They know this is going to happen.
	They know it.
	Because if they truly cared about the Poe in America, they truly cared about people that were supposedly impoverished, they wouldn't have allowed the government to be shut down this much over a goddamn $5.7 billion wall.
	They would be like, look, we need the government open because of the supposed federal workers that we now care about.
	We need to keep the government open so that the poor in America can be fed, clothed, and housed.
	I mean, that should be the Democrats' perspective, right?
	Well, it's not, folks.
	And this should show all of you that the Democrats are a bunch of lying pricks.
	What is this?
	Hey, ghost, it's me libin again.
	I'd like to thank you for teaching me how to invest.
	I've invested in Bitcoin and made $235,000 and now one of the wealthy people in Kenya.
	Are you serious?
	Now I think you're trolling for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Now I think you're trolling, but I hope it's true and I hope that you're living lavish and cheers to that.
	But once again, folks, I'm just simply trying to point out.
	I mean, where is the liberalism?
	Where is the humanitarianism on the Democrat side?
	All they've got to do is now at this point is approve a $5.7 billion wall and everything will come back to normal in the government.
	I don't understand.
	I mean, I thought that the Democrats were the compassionate party, the humanitarian party.
	Like I told everybody out there that's listening, man, you better get your groceries before the first of the month because I don't want to be in the store when these EBT cards are not working for these folk.
	All right.
	And these are folk that pretty much are dependent on these things.
	And if they don't have that first of the month daily deposit or a monthly deposit, I should say, I think they possibly going to act a little bit negatively.
	And I don't want to be around to do it.
	So I'm just warning you, folks.
	All right.
	I mean, this is as simple as approving a $5.7 billion wall.
	It's symbolic at this point, but it proves that the Democrats don't care about anybody.
	I am in San Antonio.
	Where can I go to kick your ass back to the stone ages, you fatigue?
	Oh, yeah, you're not in San Antonio.
	Shove it up, your ass.
	Shove it up.
	You ain't in San Antonio, you sack of crap.
	Shut up.
	Kenya is just a bunch of dumb poor knickers.
	Hey, don't say that about Kenya, man.
	What the hell is that about?
	Why do you have to be so goddamn racist, for Christ's sake, man?
	Jesus Christ.
	Look, I'm just trying to help you guys out here.
	Get as much, you know, groceries as you possibly can because I think we're going to have some trouble here first of the month, in my opinion.
	And of course, the Democrats know that.
	They want that to happen.
	They want that to happen.
	Hey, ghost, my man.
	This is a serious message.
	I want to say how much I'm a fan by telling you some important news.
	What is that?
	I put my nose in your face.
	I put my nose in your face.
	I'm going to break your nose if you keep doing that.
	Son of a bitch.
	You guys are pissing me off, man.
	Anyway, let's get to the stock market and the market coverage here, folks, before these idiots start pissing me off.
	I'm going to start hitting the bottle here.
	I'm not even kidding around, man.
	These people are pissing me off.
	I thought I could do a show without drinking, but of course, man, these people, they keep pissing me off, man.
	They keep pissing me off.
	I can't.
	I never can do a show.
	I mean, is that the purpose of your freaking trolling, you goddamn trolls?
	Is that I can never do a show?
	I mean, listen, I'm being very honest with you people.
	I've got hundreds of thousands of listeners that listen to me specifically for the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
	I mean, have you been reading the comments?
	I mean, these people are upset because I'm not covering what I usually cover.
	All right.
	I mean, they're getting upset, man.
	They're getting upset.
	So, I mean, have y'all seen it?
	Have y'all seen the comments?
	They're getting upset.
	They can't hear the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
	All right, let's move on.
	All right.
	Let's get to some serious business here.
	Let's get to the stock market coverage here.
	Now, we saw some positivity in the stock market, folks.
	And the reason is, is because we've got some decent earnings coming in.
	I mean, listen, this is the last quarter that you're going to see the positivity of the Trump economy.
	What is this?
	Hasbac fan.
	The man feels bad, man.
	Feel S-B-A-D-Man.
	Jiggajiga Boo, Boojiga, Bujiga.
	Feels bad, man.
	Racist, racist, racist, racist.
	I put my nose in your fuckface.
	I'm not a feels bad man.
	I put my nose in your fuck face.
	I'm not a feels bad.
	You asshole.
	And enough with the Hasburg gang, you sons of bitches.
	All right.
	I get it.
	All right.
	Hasburg gang.
	One, two, three.
	I get it.
	Just shut up and let me do my show.
	I'm covering the markets here.
	Now, like I was saying, this first quarter of fiscal year 2019 is probably going to be the last quarter where you're going to see positivity in the numbers because I'm telling you folks right now, the kind of gritlock that we're going to have in Washington, D.C. is going to affect the markets.
Stock Market Inflation and FHA Loans 00:07:11
	We're already seeing negativity in the housing market.
	Did you see the numbers yesterday?
	The numbers yesterday are showing that home buying has slowed down miraculously.
	Home buying has slowed down.
	Now, wasn't I just talking about the housing market and how it's looking a lot like 2008 and 2009 recession?
	I mean, these damn housing prices are so inflated, it's pathetic.
	And unlike the 2008, 2009 recession, where all these foreclosed homes were being held by financial institutions and banks and Wall Street, et cetera, this next housing crash is going to be a direct result of the current situation that we have in Washington, D.C.
	And moreover, the inflated home prices that have been brought on by government intervention into the housing market.
	Like I said, the majority of houses that are being bought today in America are under FHA loan.
	All right.
	FHA loans are government-backed loans.
	And what that means is, unlike in regular banks and financial institutions where you got to put 20% of the damn housing value before they even give you the loan, when it comes to the FHA loans, all you got to do is put one, maybe 2% of the housing value down and the government will give you a goddamn loan for the home.
	And you see, unlike in 2008 and 2009, when the government bailed out the banks and bailed out Wall Street and everybody else that were holding these so-called toxic assets as it pertains to these bad mortgages, the government is now going to be the holder of those mortgages.
	And what does that mean?
	Well, when the government is holding these so-called toxic assets from foreclosed homes, from FHA loans, the government is going to use that as a means to distribute homes as they see fit.
	And that's what's going to make this next housing crisis very different from the last one.
	Because I personally believe that the government is going to justify when it's holding all these toxic assets in the next crash from FHA bad loans.
	I personally believe that the government is going to use that as a means to justify giving homes who they see fit.
	All right.
	So anyway, let me move on.
	I just wanted to say that even though we're seeing positivity in the stock market as of late because earnings are good, I think in the next quarter, we're going to see that fade away very fast.
	And there's a lot of factors involved.
	We're already seeing some growth slow down.
	And a lot of that has to do with the gridlock in Washington.
	Moreover, folks, I do want to say that this stock market has been over-inflated so long that it has to come down.
	It has to come down, in my personal view.
	Because if you take a look at when Obama was president, it was one of the worst economies of all time.
	I mean, it was the biggest expansion of welfare, the biggest expansion of food stamps.
	And yet, for some reason, the stock market was up the rear.
	You had big gains in the stock market, even though the economy was crap.
	And the reason that Wall Street did this for the Obama administration, because Obama bailed out the banks.
	Obama bailed out Wall Street.
	He single-handedly, and Nancy Pelosi, when she was the damn speaker, recapitalized the bad loans that Wall Street and the banks put out to cause the 2008-2009 crisis.
	What is this?
	Beto.
	Yeah, let's not go Robert O'Rourke.
	All right.
	Let's not, not Beto.
	First of all, you got me off keister here now that I'm talking about Beto O'Rourke.
	This son of a bitch, you're talking about cultural appropriation, Democrats?
	How more cultural appropriation can you get than a white Irish man who comes from a white family calling himself a Spanish name?
	How come we don't hear Hispandex out there hooping and hollering about how Beto O'Rourke is somehow culturally appropriating the Hispandex culture?
	I don't understand it.
	All right, so don't give me that crap.
	I don't want to hear about Beto Rourke.
	I don't want to hear about any of that garbage.
	Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted, once again, I would strongly advise everybody to be not bullish of the stock market.
	I was talking about how during the Barack Obama administration, even though we all lived it, it was a bad economy.
	I mean, more than 50% of America was collecting an entitlement, was collecting some form of government assistance, believe it or not, during the Obama administration.
	And yet, for whatever reason, Wall Street propped up this goddamn ridiculous, this ridiculous, goddamn stock market.
	Bush was the one who signed TARP.
	Don't blame this one all on Obama.
	Shove it up, your ass.
	All right, shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	TARP was paid back, you stupid moron.
	Why don't you go look that up since you're on Google?
	First of all, that was, y'all remember during the 2008 campaign when John McCain and Obama had to come back to the Senate so that they can approve TARP?
	And TARP wasn't good enough, was it?
	That's why when Obama came around, he literally bailed out the banks.
	Why don't you take a look at the government deficit pre-Obama and post-Obama?
	And let me tell you, it doubled.
	Where did all that money go?
	Secondhand CNN fake news.
	Hey, F, you Ghosterson Cooper.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	As a matter of fact, folks, now that Ghosterson Cooper, whoever that jerk off is, reminded me, make sure to add your bookmarks, add to your favorites, ghost.report.
	That's all you got to type in your browser.
	That's my official social media.
	That's my official website.
	So just in case anything happens on YouTube or anything happens anywhere else, by all means, go right there.
	You will know where I'll be streaming next.
	That is my website right here, ghost.report.
	That's all you got to type in your browser.
	Anyway, as Wall Street was propping up the stock market, the reason they did that was because Barack Obama bailed them out.
	So Wall Street had to prop up the market.
	And how they did that was by laying off a bunch of folks, cutting people's pensions, and, you know, doing the whole cooking of the books.
	I mean, much of the growth that we saw in the stock market during the Obama administration had nothing to do with profits.
Official Streaming Website Announcement 00:16:06
	All right?
	Had nothing to do with profits.
	It had nothing to do with any of that.
	What is this?
	Israel loves you.
	Matzah and shekels for the good goy-go.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	I'm not a neocon.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Ghost good goy, ghost, good goy, ghost, good goy, ghost, good boy, ghost, good girl.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	Just shut your stupid stinking hole.
	All right.
	I'm not a damn neocon, you son of a bitch.
	What do you want, mer?
	Hey, Hambone, just wanted to say that I'll put my foot up your...
	Yeah, you bring it on!
	You've got a lot of internet tough guys around here.
	And if you goddamn think that you've got the freaking cojones or the testicular fortitude to, you know, throw fisticuffs with me, boy, you don't, you got another thing coming.
	All right?
	You got another goddamn thing coming, you son of a bitch.
	Now, I'm trying to shoot pearls to you people, but you people keep trolling me, man.
	You keep trolling me for Christ's sake.
	I'm trying to shoot some pearls here.
	I'm trying to spark some synapses in your brains for Christ's sake, man.
	Don't you understand that?
	Like I said, the rest of the God.
	What do you want?
	Comrade Rambles, why are you such a welfare loving?
	Shut up.
	Just shut up.
	Just shut up.
	I know you're a reptile boomer, and all but why.
	I'll show you.
	Show it up here.
	I'm going to go to the position in Texas want to make it legal to shoot niggers and Donald Trump.
	Hey, stop being racist, you dumbass.
	Stop being racist.
	Ghost lemon, what are you doing?
	Why can I stick my 15-inch black cock on your man pussy and give you all my lemon juice?
	Oh, God, you pervert.
	Look, I don't condone any of this.
	I don't condone any of this, folks.
	I want that on the record.
	These people are a bunch of sick trolls.
	And they're doing this on their own.
	They're doing all this on their own for Christ's sake.
	What do you want, loafer?
	Kool-Aid Tiger is Love Lakuga.
	Spread the word.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean there, Lufa?
	What the hell does that mean?
	Hey, ghost, I sadly have to leave for work to make more capital.
	Love from Kenya.
	Libbin' out.
	Well, I hope that we do have a contingent in Kenya.
	Much bronze to listeners in Kenya.
	Get your far-left socialist news on Ghost.report.
	Also, Trump enjoys golden chocolate.
	Shut it up, your ass.
	First of all, I'm not a socialist, you asshole.
	I'm a capitalist.
	All right?
	We got aesthetic here.
	Hey, man, don't be no mean to change the subject, but what?
	Hey, don't mean to change the subject.
	But did you see Trump's new letter to Nancy Pelosi saying that he actually has the security measures to do the State of the Union speech on January 29th?
	Wow.
	The dawn strikes again, making a statement of who's in charge.
	You're damn right.
	You're damn right.
	Take that plastic face, Pelosi.
	You got a goddamn right aesthetic.
	Please shoot your pearls on me, Daddy.
	Spray your boomer juice all over the place.
	Look, stop with the trolls already, man.
	I'm serious.
	Everybody out there that's listening, stop.
	Just stop now.
	I'm trying to do a show sober.
	All right, y'all haven't heard me take a drink yet, but you idiots keep trolling.
	You keep picking and picking and picking.
	And you assholes think you're so cute.
	But I guarantee goddamn T you, you sons of bitches were face to face with me.
	I would kick the living bee Jesus out of your asses so bad that your great-great-grandkids will have black eyes, you son of a bitch.
	I'm warning all of you people that are trolling me right now.
	You all are in hot water with me, you son of a bitch.
	Just shut up, all right?
	Everybody just shut up.
	What do you want, loafer?
	Well, big boy, I'm going to bed.
	Don't forget that Snickers are monkeys and check out my YouTube channel.
	Shut up, Leon.
	Just shut up with the racism.
	Just shut up.
	Just dickle pudding pops.
	What is this?
	The best part about sticking it in the back door is having her turn around and licking the Hershey's chocolate off of my dickle and pretending it is a giant pudding pop.
	You should try it with Mrs. Ghost sometime.
	That's freaking gross, man.
	Where would y'all come up with this crap?
	What kind of sick perverts are you?
	Ghost, love your hate speech.
	The KKK welcomes you to come burn some Nyer's vollar fire.
	Shut up.
	Just shut that.
	That's a lie.
	That's a false indictment.
	All right.
	I am not a racist.
	I don't hate anybody.
	I am a melting pot of friendship.
	And everybody throughout the internet and throughout the world know this.
	You're just trying to spread slanderous lies about me, and I'm telling you, you sons of bitches that are out there, and I know who you are.
	I know who you are.
	You sons of bitches keep spreading slanderous lies about me, and I've got two words for you, Milky Liquors.
	Two goddamn words.
	Punitive damages, you asshole.
	Punitive damages.
	I'm not joking, all right?
	I'm not even kidding around.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	Just shut up.
	Ghost, if you keep disrespecting me, I will destroy all of your gaming consoles.
	Yeah, Jeffrey Ridge.
	Just shut up, alright?
	Just shut up.
	All right?
	Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole already.
	I'm tired of you, goddamn trolls.
	What?
	What do you want?
	Ghostler madow!
	Oh, just shut up, man.
	Don't call me Ghostler.
	I've told all you idiots.
	Shut up with this sick crap.
	Just shut up.
	Just stop.
	Just stop now.
	18 naked Juden in the chambers at Reich Ranch.
	What?
	Big hard throbbing noses wanting to subvert the crazy.
	Oh, God.
	Look, I don't condone this.
	I don't condone this.
	Reich Ranch wanted to suck Nazi cops.
	Oh, my God.
	This is racism.
	I want to put it on the record that I don't condone any of this troll terrorist or cyber vermin crap.
	I don't condone this.
	Do you understand me?
	I don't condone this.
	Now just stop.
	Stop with this troll terrorism and cyber furniture and let me do my show.
	Shut up.
	Let me do my show and shut up.
	Take those punitive damages and fist them up, my ass daddy.
	Oh, God.
	I'm so freaking sick, man.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	Everybody, just shut up, man.
	We were starting off pretty good.
	We were starting off pretty good.
	And now you stupid goddamn trolls are sitting here flapping your fed Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard thinking that you're internet tough, guys, trying to piss me off.
	What?
	What?
	Great night ghost.
	Here's a couple bucks for all the hours upon hours of entertainment.
	Cheers.
	Oh, well, thank you.
	I just thank you, three-fingered friend.
	I needed that positivity.
	Oh, man.
	Are y'all listening to this crap?
	Are you listening to these freaking meat gazers out here?
	These bitch titch sporting pieces of crap?
	Are you hearing it?
	Oh, God, man.
	I'm sweating.
	I'm freaking sweating in here because you people are pissing me off.
	Man, I need a goddamn drink.
	I'm not even joking around.
	You people are causing me to drink, man.
	Look, I'm trying to cut down because I'm drinking too much every day.
	I recognize that, even though I'm a little bit of a connoisseur.
	I know I'm drinking, but it's you.
	It's you, assholes.
	It's you and your sick, disgusting.
	Look, look, there it is again.
	Look!
	What?
	Ove ghost, you are a great ally of Israel.
	Please take some more of my shekels like we agreed upon earlier.
	Shut up.
	I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
	I'm not sure if you're not a person on Ben Cazaro.
	Please keep it.
	Shut up, Murray Shekels.
	Shut up, man.
	Good shekels for the good.
	Oh, go shove it up your ass, man.
	Don't shove it up, your ass.
	Let me do my show.
	I'm having a worse meltdown than a Japanese power plant.
	Oh, that's not funny, Garak, man.
	That's not funny at all.
	Look, shut up.
	Your wife likes ass-to-mouth.
	Think about that next time.
	God damn it.
	Damn it.
	Shut up.
	Damn it.
	God.
	Just shut up, all of you, you goddamn sons of bitches.
	Get it!
	Get that troll terrorist crap out of here!
	I'm trying to do a show!
	We started off great!
	We started off pretty goddamn good!
	And here come the trolls trying to piss me off, making a mockery of my show!
	Making a goddamn mockery of my show!
	And besmirching me and besmirching my audience, and I don't fucking appreciate it!
	And sorry for French cursing!
	I'm sorry for cursing, but you're all listening!
	You're listening to this crap!
	You're listening to this crap!
	Man, goddammit, you're driving me to drink, man!
	You goddamn troll terrorists!
	You're driving me to drink!
	What do you want?
	WO, what's this?
	Give me your racist.
	I'm not the racist.
	Shoving up your ass, alright.
	Just shut up.
	Stop!
	Just stop!
	Stop now I bent ghostler's wife over and gave her the He sat down.
	This is MLK first ghost lamb.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Shut up telling me to go.
	Shut up, goddamn troll.
	Just shut up.
	I'm tired of all of you.
	Shut up.
	All of you, just shut the hell up and let me do my broadcast.
	Let me do my goddamn broadcast.
	You goddamn trolls.
	Oh, God, you people are driving me to drink, man.
	I thought I was going to be able to do a broadcast without drinking, but I can't do it.
	I can't do it.
	I'm infested with cybervermin of the internet that want to continue, continue to just, oh, God.
	I just need some goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
	More beer for Christ's sake, man.
	Oh, God.
	It's your fault.
	It's your fault that I'm drinking, man.
	I wanted to do today's show with no drinking, but I just can't do it.
	I can't do it.
	Give me a goddamn beer, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm sorry for all the folks that are all the real fans, all the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me for the financial insight and the political social commentary.
	I'm sorry, man.
	I'm so- What do you want?
	The cirrhosis show?
	Shut up, alright?
	It's your fault I'm drinking today, you sons of bitches.
	It's your fault.
	You got the Hasburg gang again.
	Shut up!
	Let me do my show, you sons of bitches!
	Shut up!
	Oh, God.
	Cause there is no cock-like horse, cocks and your asshole into shuttle.
	Shut up, bitch.
	Shut up already, alright?
	Shut up, and let me do my show.
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	You're trying to be to drink, all of you.
	Shut up!
	What is this fried chicken, Tyro?
	She said, oogaboo goes to the body.
	Shut up, man.
	Just leave me alone, man.
	I'm serious all the trolls, man.
	Come on.
	Just leave me alone.
	Good job, Hambone Cracker Ghost.
	Shut up, man.
	Just leave me alone.
	Oh, just leave me alone.
	Hot, hard buff.
	Nazis, their cocks.
	Oh, no.
	Just shut up and leave me alone.
	Big bulging noses ever so.
	Just leave me alone already.
	Let me do my show!
	Reich Ranch really rocks.
	Oh, God, man.
	Give me my freaking beer, man.
	What?
	Stop!
	Just come down, ghost your destroying beer cans worse than what Hurricane Harvey did to Texas two years ago.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	Shut up, man.
	Why?
	Why are you doing this to me?
	You remind me of the vape shop ex-employee who refused service to a MAGA hat wearing.
	I'm not some guy for taking.
	Look at what you're doing.
	Look at what you people are doing to me.
	Look at what you people are doing to me, man.
	This is cyberbullying.
	This is cyberbullying, man.
	You sons of bitches, man.
	Give me my goddamn beer.
	Y'all are driving me to drink.
	You goddamn urinal K curator bastards.
	You're driving me to drink.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I'm sweating up a storm here.
	I'm sweating up a storm.
	I'm getting trolled to hell.
	It's episode 11.
	I'm trying to tell everybody that I am not freaked.
	I'm not fake news.
	I'm not fake news.
	Oh, God, what now?
	You keep forgetting the period between the one and the five.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Well, I don't even know what you're talking.
	Just sit there and shut up, man.
	You sound like you smell like a bad period.
	Shut up.
	Just shut up, man.
	Hey, look.
	Jesus Christ, give me my freaking beer, man.
	All right.
	I thought I was going to have a decent show today, man.
	You know, I thought I was going to be able to just, you know, just pull through it.
	You know what I mean?
	I thought I was going to be able to just not drink, not partake in any of the damn shenanigans that seems to be the happenstance of this show now.
	I just can't.
	I never got.
	This is what it's going to be, isn't it?
	This is what it's going to be.
	Huh?
	Is this my stream?
	Is this what I'm going to be known for for the rest of my life?
	Is this it?
	You know, I used to be a serious broadcaster, man.
	I'm talking serious broadcaster, man.
	My broadcasting career on the internet goes 11 years.
	And people took me serious, man.
	People took me.
	What?
	Love you and think your ass says posehole me, please.
	Type posehole if you agree.
	Shut up, you pause hole.
	Shut up.
Broadcasting Career Reflections 00:14:46
	Oh, God.
	You're making me.
	Ignore the detractor's ghost.
	They only want to hate you and be you.
	I and Kat love your show.
	You really represent the conservative values I hope to promote in my show.
	Hey, I don't know if that's the real dark side.
	I appreciate the positive, the positivity, man.
	I appreciate it, man.
	I don't know if that's the real dark side film, man, but I just.
	I'm glad there's some people that just have a little bit of appreciation around here.
	Oh, God.
	What now?
	What?
	Hey, ghost.
	Got laid off from my lab job this week, and I don't have any money for college anymore.
	Dropped out last week in hopes of making money, but now my source of income is gone.
	Oh, my God.
	Thanks for a great show and for keeping it real.
	Why are you telling me the bad news, man?
	I'm sorry, alright?
	I'm sorry that that happened to you, man.
	Just gotta keep on trucking.
	That's what life is, man.
	Life's a bitch.
	All right?
	Time is the ultimate magician.
	All right, I'm sorry.
	I mean, are you listening to me?
	Are you listening to what I have to put up with?
	I used to be a freaking serious show, man.
	People used to look to me for real commentary and insight.
	I was somebody on the internet until these goddamn trolls found me and won't go away.
	They won't go the hell away.
	And is this what my show's gonna be now, man?
	Is this what it is?
	What?
	1-8-7.
	Seven cars, 4 kids, cars, 4 kids.
	1-8-7.
	Seven cars, 4 kids.
	Donate your cars.
	What the hell?
	Just shut up, man.
	Let me do my show!
	Let me do my show, man!
	I used to be somebody, man.
	I don't know what...
	I don't know what...
	I don't know where I'm going.
	I don't know what I'm doing with this show.
	What do you want, Captain Autism, damn it?
	Ghost is a fucking scumbag sellout.
	Oh, shut up your ass.
	Oh, go shut up your ass.
	Go back.
	I regret donating this $1, but he needs to know how shit he is.
	Go shut up, your ass.
	Just shut up, man.
	Just shut up, man.
	My dog died one year, one week ago.
	The least you could do is carry on with your goddamn show.
	I'm trying, boat, and I'm sorry for your damn dog.
	All right, I'm trying.
	Ghost, I know you want the show to be interactive, but you will never have a real show unless you disable media, share, and text-to-speech.
	Contain it to radio.
	Dingus.
	I mean, that was the whole component of my broadcast.
	What is this?
	I'm not fake news, man.
	You son of a bitch.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	I'm not fake news, man.
	I'm not fake news, man.
	So shut up.
	All of you, just shut up.
	Jesus Christ, it's already five minutes into the second hour.
	And look!
	Look at these people!
	Hey, ghost.
	Just wanted to thank you again for betraying your fellow soldiers.
	Don't talk about Vietnamese.
	Shut up.
	Shut up!
	Shut your ass!
	Shut your goddamn cheese hole!
	Shut up!
	Vietnam!
	Shut up!
	I don't want to hear from that crap again.
	Shut up, Viet Com 1 ghost Sarah!
	Shut up!
	Just shut your stupid ass up, man!
	Just shut up!
	Let me my freaking Drake, man.
	Oh, jeez.
	Is this my life now, man?
	Is this my broadcast now?
	Is this my broadcast now?
	I never wanted it to end like this.
	You know, man, I just, I did it, man.
	I didn't want this to end like this, man.
	I just wanted to do a goddamn serious show, man.
	I wanted to spark synapses in the brains of people, man.
	But it's this shit, man.
	Seriously, it's this it, man.
	Good God, man.
	Oh, God.
	I need to blow my nose.
	What do you want, coach?
	You're goddammit.
	Can we see your bare nipples lactating on the camera again?
	Shut up, you sick sons of bitches, man.
	Shut up, man.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
	Oh, my God.
	And what is this?
	What is this?
	Ghost one black thing.
	Ooga booga.
	Ugah booga.
	I be on that chair.
	Ooga booga.
	Ugah booga.
	I beat it on my show.
	Love that show.
	Oh, my God.
	Then I'll just end in this asshole, Reich Ranch.
	Yeah, 28 SS stormtroopers pulling up in Black Panther tanks.
	Einstein screwed up.
	Shut up.
	I don't care.
	I don't just racist underline.
	Shut up.
	SS stormtroopers are gonna gas right now.
	Just shut up.
	Shut up.
	That's just racist.
	That's just racist, you troll terrorist.
	You are fake news.
	You said you had a 15-inch Johnson, but you keep leaving out the period between the one and.
	Shut up.
	Just shut your ass.
	Well, how the hell do you know?
	Did you see it for a dollar?
	Sick son of a bitch.
	Mrs. Ghost goes oink oink school when I pork her butthole fuck news money.
	Oh God.
	Ghost, you're sick and buy that.
	Stop talking about my wife, man.
	You can blow me like a tissue any day, baby bun.
	Shut the hell up, man.
	Shut the hell up and dude.
	Don't shut the fuck up.
	I'm tired of you assholes.
	I'm tired.
	I'm tired.
	I'm tired of you, stupid assholes.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Just shut up.
	No.
	You were never a serious show.
	You've never been anybody.
	You've always been despised.
	I was a serious show.
	Stop lying.
	M-O-U-T-H-E-D scum.
	My show was serious, man.
	I-A-O.
	Shut up, man.
	My show was serious.
	Shut up, you.
	I-A-O.
	Shut up!
	I-A-O!
	Nigger.
	I-A-O.
	Hey, shut up, you racist bastard!
	Shut up with that crap, man!
	I know!
	I've had enough of you, trolls!
	I've had enough!
	My God!
	Jesus Christ, man!
	I used to be somebody!
	I used to be a serious show until you trolls came along!
	Look!
	Oh, God, shut up, you ass, Garakus!
	Shut up!
	Just shut up!
	Jesus Christ, man!
	I used to be somebody, man!
	I used to be somebody!
	And this is what I've turned into!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, my God!
	What?
	What else now?
	I unironically like your show, and look at it this way.
	You're getting a lot of cash.
	You think that I care?
	Look at how they're treating me!
	Subscribe to Spider-Versace.
	Shut up!
	They're treating me like I'm a mockery!
	They're besmirching me!
	They're besmirching my show!
	They're besmirching my 11-year career!
	Ghost, we agree with you.
	Long live Maduro, the last great leader, oinked YouTube Oink.
	God, shut up, man.
	Just shut up.
	I'm so sick.
	I'm so sick of you asshole!
	Ah, damn it!
	God!
	I'm so sick of you asshole!
	Stop there!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, God, I'm so sick!
	I'm so sick!
	I'm so sick!
	Oh God! Oh! Oh! No!
	I can't get a dollar!
	No!
	Hi, baby, please!
	No!
	Oh, God, you are.
	Shut up, please.
	Talk to me in your best Alex Jones impression while I'm in the middle of the world.
	Love your butthole, ghost.
	Why don't you just leave me alone, man?
	Seriously, just shut up and leave me alone.
	Why don't you just leave me alone already, man?
	Seriously, you trolls have done enough to me.
	You've done enough!
	My God, Jesus Christ, man!
	I used to be somebody.
	I used to be somebody who could walk.
	I used to be somebody with- Shut up, asshole!
	I'm not a goddamn- I'm not a cripper.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	And we got the checked if John Kimball.
	I'm here.
	Shut up!
	Just shut up, man!
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Oh, God.
	KnickerFaggot, 2006.
	You damn racist bastards, just leave me alone, man.
	Please, just leave me alone.
	Just leave me alone.
	Stop being a nick.
	He whoa, Kemasabi.
	Also my dick doesn't work, but I want you to fill my cripple Indian ass.
	Second best $15 I spent.
	The best was the $15 for the shovel I dug up Ghost's Granny for some corpse.
	Don't talk about my granny, you son of a bitch!
	Don't talk about my granny!
	Yeah, guys, you should really stop trolling me.
	Come on!
	Seriously!
	To hear the financial from the man.
	Everybody just stop.
	We need this juicy information.
	Got that.
	Damn it, you cheesehole, chomping squirrel fisters man, completely free.
	Thank you, Ghost.
	Just stop already.
	God damn it.
	Just stop.
	Just stop and stop calling me Ghostler.
	For christ's sake man, i'm on you too.
	Don't go.
	You can activate your synapses by putting a bullet to your brain.
	Call that a brain blast f you, you asshole.
	All right, go shoving up your ass.
	I need some more goddamn beer.
	These people are driving me to drink.
	These cyber vermin are driving me to drink.
	Give me some more beer.
	On what now, mr Sonic the Hedgehog?
	I'm not gonna stop.
	I'm trying not to stop, man.
	I mean, i'm still standing.
	I'm still standing right now, man!
	I'm still standing!
	My God, what is this?
	What is this?
	Captain Autism, whoever this asshole is, man, shut up, holy.
	Just shut up.
	I need some more beer, man.
	I need some more goddamn beer.
	You people are driving me to drink.
	Oh, God, what now?
	You troll terrorists are all fucking amateurs without a single ripple to your name.
	Who gave you the ability to envisage perfection?
	Timeless does not mean indestructible.
	Seeing is for weightlifters.
	I don't even know what this asshole's talking about, man.
	I just, I have no idea.
	I'm just, I'm just, uh, I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
	That's all I'm trying to do.
	So stop, okay?
	Now that y'all have stopped, just stop now.
	Just stop it.
	Just stop right now.
	All right?
	Everybody, just stop.
	I'm going to drink a little sip of this freaking beer.
	And then I'm going to continue with the broadcast.
	And I want you all to stop.
	Stop the freaking trolls.
	You cyber vermin.
	Just stop.
	Just stop.
	All right, everybody, just stop.
	I'm going to drink my beer and we're going to move on.
	Shut up, man.
	Does the baby need his bottle?
	Wah, wah, wah, wah.
	Shut up, asshole, Gorak.
	I'm not crying, you asshole.
	I poked myself in the eye.
	Ghost soiled his diaper.
	Shut up, you asshole.
	Just shut up, man.
	I'm not a baby.
	I'm not crying.
	I'm not crying.
	I poked myself in the eye, man.
	Just shut up, alright?
	Let me drink my beer and let me do my show.
	Let me drink my beer.
	Let me do my show.
	Baby Ghosty want a bottle?
	How about my cocktail?
	Shut up, stop!
	UW.
	Shut up, culture, you bastard.
	Shut up!
	Let me drink my beer!
	And look at these bastards.
	Look at them in the chat room, man.
	They're laughing.
	They're freaking laughing in the chat room.
	They're laughing.
	Screw you! Screw you bastards!
	S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I S O I Dead air. Dead air. Dead air. Dead air.
	World Kamisabe. Dead air. Dead air.
Cyberbullying and Beer Break 00:15:10
	Shut up, man.
	Let me catch my breath, man.
	Let me just catch my breath.
	You sons of bitches, man.
	All right.
	Alright, what I'm going to do is I'm going to drink my fucking beer.
	I'm sorry for cursing.
	I'm going to drink my goddamn beer.
	And I'm going to do the show.
	And I want you all just to have a little bit of respect.
	Okay?
	That's all I'm asking from you people.
	I just want.
	I just want a little bit of respect.
	That's all I want, man.
	Please don't.
	Just leave me alone, man.
	Shut up.
	The butter's kicking in.
	Shut up.
	It's not the butter, man.
	Shut up, man.
	It's not the butter!
	Oh, my God.
	What?
	Ghost, the trolls aren't going to stop because you asked them.
	You have to make them stop by removing text to speech.
	It's the only way otherwise.
	They should have calm and consideration, man.
	They should just have some at least a little bit of calm and consideration, man.
	That's all.
	That's all.
	That's all I'm asking from these people, man.
	I give everybody my freaking heart.
	My freaking heart, man.
	I give you my heart and soul.
	What do you want?
	Ghost, thanks for the private message.
	I support Maduro too.
	Hey, Ghostland.
	Shut up.
	Stop calling me Ghostler, man.
	Shut up.
	Don't call me Ghostler.
	I'm on YouTube.
	Don't you understand that?
	I'm on freaking YouTube.
	I need to just look.
	Just let me drink my beer and shut up.
	All of you, just shut up.
	Just let me drink my goddamn beer and shut your stupid stinking hole, man.
	Give me my freaking beer.
	Let me catch my breath.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	How does that H-O-R-S-E-C-O-C-K taste shut up?
	Shut up, man.
	Just shut up.
	You're a goddamn clopper and just shut up, man.
	I'd buy that.
	Just shut up.
	And who's Captain Autism?
	Ghost is autism.
	Dead air.
	Dead air.
	Shut up, man.
	Just shut up, you're air.
	It's because of you, people.
	Dead air.
	Dead air.
	It's because of you, people.
	Dead granny.
	Dead Templeton.
	Dead granny.
	Autistic.
	Don't talk about my granny, you son of a bitch.
	Don't talk about my granny hook.
	Oh, God, you're making me belch.
	Let me drink my goddamn beer.
	Let me drink my goddamn bell.
	I mean, yeah, let me drink my goddamn beer, man.
	Let me drink my goddamn beer.
	Let me drink my beer.
	I fake my rage and shake my cans.
	Can shake you up.
	Shut up, you're ass shake up freaking.
	I enjoy doing this.
	What kind of a sick asshole do you think I am?
	I'm getting cyberbullied in here.
	I'm getting cyberbullied in my own goddamn show.
	You son of a bitch!
	How dare you!
	How dare you, goddamn trolls, think that this is a big fucking joke!
	It's not a joke!
	It's not a damn joke!
	Shut up, man!
	Let me drink my beer!
	Just let me drink my beer!
	Let me just drink my beer.
	We'll just move on with a goddamn show.
	Can we just do that, please?
	Can we just do that?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	All I'm trying to do is just do my broadcast, man.
	I buy that!
	What is this?
	Your show sucks, and you are a pathetic face.
	Oh, shut up there, Metal Core.
	All right, nobody asked you, Metal Core.
	The last thing we need is Mr. Mediocre, alright, Metal Core.
	We don't just be quiet.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Engineer, I don't even know where the hell I left off.
	We got Mr. Metal Core over here talking garbage.
	Where the hell am I, engineer?
	Tell me where the hell I'm supposed to be for Christ's sake.
	Where?
	What is it?
	I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
	And this is true.
	Excessive beer drinking alcoholics radio.
	Patiently waiting.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Oh, yeah, beer.
	I like beer.
	You're damn right I like beer.
	Just like the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, baby.
	I like beer.
	All right?
	I like beer.
	And there's nothing wrong with that.
	I'm a man.
	All right.
	I'm a grown-ass man.
	Shit, for Christ's sake.
	I'm sorry for cursing, folks.
	I'm trying to.
	Give me one more swig of beer so we can move on with this damn broadcast.
	I'm not letting these trolls break me down anymore, man.
	I'm not letting these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin break me down.
	You're not breaking me.
	You're not going to break me.
	I'm still standing.
	I'm still standing.
	What do you want, cyberbully?
	Son of a bitch.
	Yeah, you all, all of you, man.
	All of you are a bunch of cyber bullies, man.
	All of you.
	You have no kind of common consideration out here.
	None.
	None whatsoever.
	And goddamn all of you for that, man.
	Good God.
	Give me my damn drink.
	All right.
	All right.
	I'm moving on with this damn broadcast.
	I'm not letting these damn trolls break me down.
	Let me just blow my nose again for Christ's sake, man.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	All right.
	We're going to move on with the broadcast.
	All right.
	I'm not letting them do this.
	I'm not letting you damn assholes doing this, man.
	I'm moving on.
	Where the hell am I, engineer?
	Damn it.
	All right.
	I'm in the goddamn markets.
	I haven't even gotten through the markets.
	We're an hour and 24 minutes into the damn show.
	And I haven't even gotten through the markets because of you.
	Because of all of you.
	All of you.
	You all think you're so cute.
	I don't even want to.
	I don't even want to do this show anymore, engineer.
	I'm not even kidding.
	It's not like any of these people are listening, man.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	They're making me belch, man.
	And look, they won't stop.
	They won't stop.
	They won't stop.
	Shut up, boys.
	I love my kosher beer.
	Let me drink my kosher beer, Gentiles.
	Oh, shut up, man.
	Just shut up.
	Kosher beer.
	What the hell does that mean?
	Eat my matzah.
	Feels bad, goy up.
	Oh, shut up.
	Feels bad, man.
	Just shut up, you racist bastard.
	That's racist, man.
	Tyrone's in the kitchen banging my woman.
	Shut up, all right?
	Shut your mouth with that crap.
	Stop talking about my wife and stop talking about my granny.
	You assholes, no.
	You all know how I feel about my granny.
	My granny was a pious woman.
	She never cursed a day in her life.
	My granny would cook supper for all us young'uns and she'd take the leftovers to the neighbors, you sex.
	Mercy from Overwatch is canonically transgender.
	123.
	What the hell are you talking about, Damon Hasburg?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	What the hell is that?
	I will assist the Habsburg gang.
	Also, the signatories of the Declaration of Independence own slaves.
	America is built on a lie.
	Oh, God, is this what you are going to do?
	Is somebody from across the pond over there in the UK trying to criticize us?
	Sit over there and shut your mouth.
	I haven't gotten through the markets in 11 episodes.
	I'm trying!
	George Soros, you're a funny asshole.
	I'm trying.
	Ghost, Heruer Truth, H.R.H. Ruark notices your empty chair with the money.
	123 boss Nick.
	Enough of the Von Hasberg crap, alright?
	Enough!
	What is this?
	Alex Jones?
	You block Freeze Peach.
	Also, stop pretending to be me Necker.
	Shut up.
	That's not the real Alex Jones.
	Shut up.
	You know our history.
	Shut up.
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids, lost kids.
	What the hell?
	How are you talking about Captain Autumn?
	Shut up already!
	Shut up!
	Shut your goddamn mouth!
	Dying kids!
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	Kids, beaten kids, molested kids.
	I need some freaking more beer for Christ's sake.
	These people are driving me to drink.
	And we got more Charles Von Hasberg.
	I need some more beer.
	God!
	123 in the chat to give you extra.
	Shut up!
	I need some more.
	Can you all just stop?
	Just stop!
	Ghost's wife came to me at sunset.
	Her pennis was fully arrested.
	Stop talking about my wife, damn it!
	The blasts from her manhood made me awake.
	Shut up!
	Stop talking about my wife!
	Alcohol poisoning, gas ghosts.
	Shut up!
	Stop!
	Just stop it already, you asshole!
	Two, three, more Von Hasberg!
	Where are these Von Hasburgs?
	That's all you have to do.
	Oh, my God.
	They keep coming.
	What the hell's your problem?
	Who are you?
	Who are you, Hasberg people?
	Keep up the good work, and God bless.
	123 in chat if you love.
	What the hell does that mean?
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Oh, God.
	Here's Tony talk.
	Oh, God.
	I'm going to beat the bejesus out of your bald, buck tooth, wheelchair rolling, handbook.
	Shut up.
	I'm not in a wheelchair and I'm not bald, you asshole.
	All right, shut up.
	Shut up.
	Mrs. Ghost is a lying whore.
	She's been banging Tyrone and Alex Jones.
	Stop talking about my wife, man.
	Look, stop.
	Just stop it now with the damn trolls.
	I just gained some composure of myself.
	I just got my bearings straight.
	I don't want to hear you, goddamn trolls, again.
	Shut up.
	Hi, we met through Grind R a few months ago.
	I am very sorry, but I need you to know I'm Paz.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	I didn't meet nobody through Grinder, and secondly, thank you for the $10.
	And thirdly, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
	Grinder, I met this idiot through Grindr.
	If y'all don't know what Grinder is, it's the gay hookup app.
	I didn't meet nobody through that.
	What is this?
	Accident-prone characters?
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids, lost kids, crying kids.
	Shut up.
	Hit and run.
	Just shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	Fuck off.
	What dead kids?
	What are you talking about?
	What are you talking about?
	Shut up in the chat room.
	I don't use grinders.
	Shut up.
	Shut up in the chat room.
	All right, I was doing a show, what was it, about a few months ago on my independent broadcast, which is no longer around.
	And I downloaded the freaking Grinder app just to show folks that, you know, the Grindr app is for gay hookups, all right?
	I'm not a Grinder user.
	Shut up.
	All right, shut up.
	I'm not gay.
	Shut up.
	All right, while I was looking through the Grinder app on I might well download it right now since you assholes are sitting over here talking garbage.
	All right, but what I found amazing on Grinder, aside from all the men looking for sexual hookups on, you know, Grinder, I also saw Jesus, what, what now, for Christ's sake.
	Hey, Ghost, do you think if Raleigh combined his great ape ability with God Key, he would be as strong as the girl?
	I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
	What is that?
	Some freaking anime crap.
	Just shut up.
	I'm trying to kick some knowledge to the homosexual contingent out here.
	All right.
	I know that there's some homosexual contingent that listens to me, and I'm trying to provide them some content here.
	All right.
	Now, once again, when I was on a broadcast and I downloaded it on the show and I was looking through the grinder, aside from a bunch of men looking for some instant hookups, I also saw, believe it or not, bulldykes.
	I'm talking the bulldykes that try to look like a man, that are taking the testosterone, that have cut off their breasts, you know, that are putting like a ball of sock in the midsection.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	There is a major contingent of bulldykes.
	I'm not even kidding.
	That are looking for the pogo stick on the down low on Grinder.
	I'm not talking about it.
	I have seen the light and joined the Habsburg gang.
	Oh, by the way, Ghostler, tell your wife.
	Enough of the Habsburg gang.
	And to give her some good black pipe.
	Go shut up.
	Stop talking about my wife.
	Your wife deep throat like a mob.
	Stop talking about my wife, asshole.
	Shut up.
	Jackler's caught up.
	Hey, Alex, how often do you have gangbangs with your wife, dogs, grandma, and a little bit of a boy from a dead air?
	All right, just shut your goddamn mouth.
	Stop talking about my wife.
	Stop talking about my family.
	Dead air.
	Dead air.
	Go shove it up your ass.
Family Privacy Violations 00:15:30
	All right.
	Go shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper.
	All right.
	Now, before I was rudely interrupted by these goddamn trolls, I mean, isn't it a weird freak show dynamic that we're going down?
	That we have bulldykes.
	And I'm talking the dykes that are out here with their tits, or excuse me, their breasts cut off.
	You know, and that are taking the testosterone and that have got deep voices and they're growing beards.
	They are on Grinder looking, I'm not, believe it or not, on the down low to hop on a gay pogo stick.
	And the reason they're doing it is they don't want any lesbos finding out.
	Ghost isn't needed.
	Do you think that Uriah could be Kinshurro?
	Also, do you think that if Ghostler combined with Alex Jones, he might be a more successful radio host instead of a man that is pimping his wife by cooking black men.
	Shut the hell up, all right?
	All right, you know about the history between me and Alex Jones.
	You know our history.
	Just shut up with that sick crap, all right?
	I'm just telling you, what kind of a paradigm socially are we going down when we have supposed women that want to be men, that are female to male transgender, that are going on Grinder so that they can hop on a gay pogo stick on the DL on the down low?
	You understand that?
	So it doesn't matter how much they want to look like a man, talk like a man, spit like a man, fart like a man.
	It doesn't matter.
	They still get that urge to, you know, hop on the pogo stick so that it can hit the G spot so they can feel the gratification that a woman really wants to feel.
	All right.
	And shut up.
	I'm not a freaking Grinder aficionado in the chat room.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	I'm just trying to kick some knowledge out here for you people.
	All right.
	That's what's happening on Grinder.
	All right.
	What do you want, Divine Tiger?
	I just got here.
	I only wanted to say is that I like to think of Nancy Peloci naked.
	She makes me very hard.
	Are you kidding me?
	Plastic face Pelosi?
	Are you kidding me?
	I wouldn't screw her with Caitlin Jenner Schlong.
	Are you joking?
	Good God.
	Give me my freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
	I'm sitting over here.
	I haven't even gotten through the markets.
	Again?
	Again?
	Sniff?
	You sick bad.
	You're sick, man.
	You people are really sick bastards.
	I'm not even kidding, man.
	I'm not even kidding.
	Give me my freaking drink.
	And I'm not against anybody, okay?
	I'm just saying that we are finding that there is a major contingent of female to male transgenders on Grindr looking to hop on the pogo stick.
	Kurt Cobain!
	You suck dicks.
	You do know that, right?
	Go shove it up.
	That's why you're on Grind R. Also, go shove it up your ass.
	Use it to calm the nerves and get through the markets for once.
	Go shove it up your ass, Kurt Cobain, over here.
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	I'm not on Grinder.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
	Crying kids, homeless kids.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
	Broken arm kids.
	Broken leg kids.
	What is this?
	Broken head kids.
	Sick kids.
	Dying kids.
	Give me my drink.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Crying kids.
	Man, I can't take that.
	I can't keep taking this crap.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	What does that mean?
	Crying kids.
	What the hell does that mean, man?
	Hit and run kids.
	Broken arm kids.
	Broken leg kids.
	What the hell does that supposed to mean?
	I don't get it.
	Dying kids.
	I don't get it.
	I don't get it.
	What the hell is this?
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	What are you?
	A bunch of people paid by the Democrats to say this?
	Hit and run kids.
	Are you kidding me?
	I bet you these people are paid by the DNC.
	To freaking troll this crap.
	I'd buy that for a D.
	Oh, God, no.
	No, please shut up.
	Underfed kids.
	Shut up.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	GOD DONE!
	Stop!
	Broken arm kids.
	No, stop, bitch!
	Stop this stupid shit!
	Ah, damn it!
	Dead kids!
	Just stop this stupid crap!
	I'm tired of it!
	Molested kids!
	Just stop!
	Crying kids!
	Stop!
	Stop it now!
	Buy that for a dollar!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, what do you want, Sonic the Hedgehog?
	If you don't stop trolling ghost, I will launch nuclear bombs with markers of where you guys are located.
	And if you keep this up, then we won't have any radio graffiti you dumb.
	At least Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog is talking some goddamn sense!
	It's about time somebody talk some common sense!
	Oh, God.
	Ghost cut off his tits and enjoys farts sniffing men who wear Alex Jones mocks.
	Oh, God, but just where are y'all coming up with this shit crap?
	Where are y'all underfed kids?
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	This is never gonna end, is it, man?
	This is never gonna go.
	Where did this troll come from?
	Where did this goddamn troll come from?
	It's stupid.
	I'm not gonna be 23 kids.
	Shut up.
	Where the hell did this troll come from?
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Ghost, please.
	Real question.
	What is the average size penis?
	I'm self-conscious about mine.
	The average-sized penis?
	Why would I know something like that, you sick bastard?
	Underfed Kids, Beaten Kids, Molested Kids, Lost Kids, Crying Kids, Homeless Kids, Kid and Run Kids, Broken Arm Kids, Broken Red Kids, Broken Head Kids, Broken Head Kids!
	Shut up!
	Shut your stupid goddamn crap up!
	Shut up!
	Shut the hell up with this stupid crap!
	Underfed kids!
	Shut up!
	Molested kids!
	Shut the hell up!
	Shut your mouth!
	Hit and run kids.
	Oh, God, shut this stupid crap up!
	Who came spying this crap?
	Who is the freaking asshole?
	Who is buying this crap?
	Shut the hell off!
	Shut up and let me grill my show!
	Shut up!
	Oh, God, man!
	Good God!
	Shut the hell up!
	Beaten kids, molested kids!
	God damn it!
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	Broken kids!
	Get the hell out of this stupid goddamn crap!
	Shut up!
	Underfed kids!
	Shut up!
	Molest!
	Shut up, man!
	Molest kids!
	Crying kids!
	Oh, God!
	Just shut up, man!
	I mean, just enough!
	I've had enough!
	Underfed kids!
	Beaten kids!
	Molested kids!
	Lost kids!
	Can you all just shut up?
	Please!
	Please!
	Just shut up with this stupid troll!
	This is dumb!
	This is stupid!
	Shut up!
	Underfed kids!
	Molested kids!
	Lost kids!
	What does that mean?
	What is this troll?
	What is this?
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Oh, my God.
	Shut up, please, all of you.
	Shut up!
	Broken arm kids, broken leg kids.
	What does that mean?
	Sick kids.
	Dying kids.
	Dead kids.
	Jesus Christ, I don't even know what the hell this means.
	I don't know what's going on here, folks.
	I'm sorry.
	Lost kids.
	I'm sorry.
	Crying kids.
	And they're saying it in the chat.
	What the hell?
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Shut the stupid crap up.
	Homeless kids.
	Shut this goddamn crap up already.
	Shut up.
	Oh, you stupid trolls.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut your mouth.
	Shut up.
	Underfed kids.
	Jesus.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Dying kids.
	I'm sorry, you're a stupid kid.
	Just shut up.
	Goddamn cyber permits.
	Just shut up.
	Just shut the hell up.
	I'm tired of this troll.
	I'm tired of this troll.
	Shut up.
	Shut your mouth.
	Wheelchair radio hosts.
	Butter-eating radio hosts.
	Bald radio hosts.
	Toothless radio hosts.
	Racist.
	Can't you all just shut up and just leave me alone?
	Engineer abusing radio hosts.
	Can't you all just shut up?
	Leave me alone.
	Fuck alcoholic.
	Let me do my show.
	Leave me alone.
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids.
	Oh, my gosh, man.
	What the hell is this?
	What kind of troll terrorism and cyber permit is?
	Dying kids.
	What is this?
	I don't get it.
	It's a stupid damn troll.
	Shut up.
	Oh, my God.
	Eleven years of dead hair.
	Yeah, shove it up, your ass, man.
	All right.
	Leave me alone.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Shut that up.
	Shut up.
	Broken arm kids.
	Broken leg kids.
	Shut the fuck out!
	I'm tired of you people!
	I'm tired of you sons of bitches!
	Why don't you just leave me alone?
	MR Sonic the Hedgehog.
	Stop sucking ghosts, dickle you, homo.
	Seriously, you suck.
	Nobody likes you.
	123 in the chat if you hope MR Sonic jumps in a volcano.
	I can't sonic.
	Also, sick kids, underfed kids.
	Lost kids.
	Hit and run kids.
	Just shut up, man.
	I can't take this.
	Shut up.
	Stop.
	Stop it now.
	UNDERFED KIDS, BEATEN KIDS, MOLESTED KIDS, LOST KIDS, CRYING KIDS, HOMELESS KIDS, BROKEN LEG KIDS, BROKEN HEAD KIDS, SICK KIDS, DYING KIDS, DEAD KIDS I'm going to end this goddamn show, man.
	I'm not joking around, man.
	You people are pissing me off.
	You keep this up.
	I will end the goddamn show.
	You should take a break from these trolls.
	Engineer, play the music and get him out of here before they play this kid trolls.
	I'm going to end this goddamn show, you son of a bitch.
	I'm going to end this.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Shut up, Lake Kitts.
	Shut up.
	Shut up with a stomach fucking troll.
	Shut up.
	And I'm sorry for Kirsten.
	I'm sorry for Kirsten, but I don't know what the hell this means.
	I don't know what this troll's about.
	Shove this troll up your ass.
	Molested kids.
	Shove this troll up your goddamn clogged up shit funnel.
	Oh, God.
	Ghost, what does a penis taste like?
	I remember you telling me you tasted Amy Daly's before her life.
	Oh, go shove it up your ass with that.
	Don't need to bring that up.
	Don't bring that up.
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Crying kids.
	Shut up.
	Homeless kids.
	Hit and run kids.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Broken head kids.
	Sick kids.
	Dying kids.
	Shut up.
	Underfed kids.
	Molested kids.
	Lost kids.
	Dying kids.
	Just leave me alone already, man.
	I'm serious.
	Just leave me alone.
	Have you heard of Jonathan Hills from the Buddhist hotline?
	He's not as entertaining as your show, but still at least we know what he looks like.
	What the hell does that mean?
	What the hell was that supposed to mean?
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Shut up.
	Shut up with this troll already.
	Shut it up, you goddamn ass!
	Broken arm kids.
	Broken legs.
	Shove it up, you goddamn loose asses already, you stupid trolls.
	Shut up.
	123 kids.
	Cabsburg.
	I've had enough of this damn troll, man.
	I'm going to end this goddamn broadcast.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I'm not even...
	What is this?
	Dog, come dog.
	Just shut up, man.
	Can't you all just stop?
	Just stop.
	Everybody, just stop.
	Just stop it now.
	I don't know where the hell that troll came from, but shoving up your goddamn glory hole serving asses.
	Alright?
	Jesus Christ!
	Enough!
	I've had enough of this crap!
	If you all want me to end this show, you keep it up because each and every one of you assholes are in hot, goddamn water with me.
	You all are in hot water.
	You son of a bitch, man.
	You son of a bitch!
	Oh, God.
	And you're driving me to drink!
	All of you sick internet people are driving me to drink!
	What is this?
	Underfed kids.
	Beaten kids, molested kids.
	I can't take this crap anymore, man.
	I'm gonna end the goddamn broadcast.
	I'm not joking around.
	If you all keep trolling me with this shit, I'm gonna end the damn broadcast.
	I'm gonna end the goddamn broadcast.
	And if you don't believe me, you keep it going and see what the hell happens.
	You see, you see.
	What is this?
	Ghost.
	Remember that time you stopped doing radio for a few years?
	Nobody missed you.
	Underfed kids, beaten people.
	Go shut up, your ass, all right?
	Go shut up, your ass.
	That's why you're here trolling me like broken leg kids.
	Well, that's why you're trolling me like some goddamn bad case of herpes that just won't go away.
	That won't go away.
	Racist radio hosts, gay radio hosts, shucks.
	I'm sorry for cursing those, but I have to say, communist radio hosts.
	Go ahead.
	Shut up your asses.
	Glory hole service.
	Go shut up, your asses, man.
	Alcoholic radio hosts.
	Retarded radio hosts.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Enough.
	Please.
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids.
	Shut the hell up with the crap.
	Shut up, you stupid broken control!
	Broken federal!
	Broken fire on it!
	I'm tired of that damn troll!
	I'd buy that for a ton.
	I'm tired of that stupid troll!
	Looks like the show has gone to shit.
	It'll be tuning in once you fix this tarred troll shit.
	Love you, but the show sucks because of these losers.
Ending Broadcast Due to Trolls 00:10:19
	I'm sorry!
	I know you're one of the hundreds of thousands of people that are disappointed.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Alex Jones sends his regards.
	Underfed kids, beaten parents.
	Hey, Alex Jones, you tell Alex Jones, stop ripping me off.
	Homeless kids, hit and run.
	And stop or anything.
	Seriously.
	Stop with the goddamn troll.
	Stop!
	Stop it!
	Depressed dweebs!
	Media share dweebs.
	Just shut up!
	Sick dweebs!
	Let me do my show, damn it!
	Manipulated drops!
	Let me do my goddamn show, you ungrateful!
	Sick dweebs!
	You're a bunch of ungrateful pricks, man!
	Oh, God!
	I'd buy that for a dollar!
	Jesus Christ, man!
	What now?
	Do it in the show!
	Don't don't tempt me, you asshole!
	Don't you dare tempt me!
	End the show.
	Shut up!
	Don't tempt me!
	Underfed kids!
	Don't tempt me!
	Molested kids, lost kids!
	Crying kids!
	Homeless kids!
	Oh, God.
	Hit and run kids.
	I can't take this anymore, engineer.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	I can't take this crap anymore, man.
	Dead children.
	I'd buy that for a half kill.
	I'm trying, engineer.
	I'm trying.
	Lost handbones.
	Crying handbones.
	Homeless hambones.
	Hit and run hands.
	Broken leg handbones.
	You're pissing me off so much.
	You're making me ask my stomach turn up and you're making me belch, man.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God, man.
	I've had enough of this.
	I hope this is done.
	I hope y'all are done.
	I hope you assholes are done with this crap, man.
	I hope all of you assholes are done, man, because I'm almost about done with the show.
	I mean, I can't keep doing this.
	I can't.
	I can't.
	I can't keep doing this.
	I can't.
	I don't think I have the energy to keep doing this.
	I can't.
	I can't.
	What is this?
	Mr. Being such a suckup.
	The more you brown-nose ghost won't win you brownie points with him.
	Do us all a favor and adjourn faggot.
	Also, ghost, weren't you on Grind R a while ago?
	That's pretty ironic coming from someone who hates gays.
	Hey, I don't hate gays.
	That's a false indictment.
	That's a lie.
	I don't hate gays.
	Shut up.
	Texas beaten kids.
	What?
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Hey, ghost will cause my nig hole.
	You remember that song?
	I made it back in there.
	Pause hole.
	Don't pause my mail.
	All right, that's enough.
	We shouldn't even be singing that on YouTube for Christ's sake.
	And listen, I don't hate anybody.
	I'm a melting pot of friendship, assholes.
	All right.
	What is this?
	You're still taking orders for cheese.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	I'm glad that didn't get aired.
	Shut up.
	Ghost, are you still taking orders for cheese pizza?
	I remember you had the best CP.
	Too bad they shut down your blog toxic.
	You know what?
	I'm lying out about your son being the best.
	If your son's still on the bottom of the city, you're a sick son of a bitch.
	All right, shut up.
	You're a sick son of a bitch.
	And here's the Hasburgh gang.
	Underfed kids, beaten kids.
	Molested kids.
	Broken arms.
	Broken legs.
	Broken coats.
	123 kids.
	Had for a while.
	Shut up with that stupid shit.
	Shut up.
	How dumb do you have to be to shout at yourself in an empty room and call your persona engineer?
	Shut your mouth, you stout little goblin man.
	I bet you can't.
	Stop making fun of the engineer, you son of a bitch, all right?
	Don't talk garbage about the engineer, you son of a bitch.
	Underfed niggers, beaten niggers, molested niggers.
	No, don't!
	I don't condone this!
	I don't condone this racism!
	I'm putting that on the record right now!
	I don't condone this racism!
	This is racism, and it's a disgrace!
	I buy that for a dollar!
	Bully the lifter, who the hell are you?
	Underfed ghost, beaten ghost, molested ghost, lost.
	You son of a bitch!
	I'll end the show!
	Keep this crap up!
	All of you!
	All of you are in hot goddamn water with me!
	ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU!
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god, I can't keep going unless I keep drinking, man.
	I can't keep going.
	Unless I keep drinking.
	What do you want?
	Engineers, you shall be afraid of the business.
	None of these troll terrorists will end up charging back this lame and unfunny troll.
	Make sure you're not.
	They're not going to do that.
	I'll tell you that right damn now, all right?
	You ain't going to do that because, you know, we're making a list of people that are going to do that.
	You know, something.
	Just don't worry about it.
	You sons of bitches.
	Let me go ahead and let me go ahead and get another beer here for Christ's sake.
	Oh my God.
	I think I should end this goddamn broadcast, man.
	I'm not even.
	You people are a bunch of unappreciative pricks, man.
	I'm sitting over here trying to do this show.
	I thought we had.
	I thought we had something good going on here, alright?
	I thought that the show was going to start off pretty decent.
	And Jesus Christ, what is this?
	Time for a serious question.
	What seriously?
	You invest in a toll at the Al-Kara Gate?
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids, lost kids.
	You all want me to end this broadcast, don't you?
	You sick.
	Fucking run kids, broken arm kids.
	You all want me to end this broadcast.
	You keep poking at me.
	You keep twisting the knife for Christ's sake.
	You all want me to end this damn broadcast.
	Well, you keep it up, man.
	You keep it up.
	Because I'm telling you this right now.
	You keep this damn crap up and I'll end this damn broadcast and I'll end it early.
	And we won't have any goddamn radio graffiti.
	We won't have any of the social and political commentary.
	And we won't have any of the markets.
	All right?
	We won't have none of the stuff that everybody wants to listen to because of you sick freaking troll terrorists and cyber vermin bastards.
	I need some freaking I need to drink.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	What is this?
	Twist a ham?
	What is this?
	You're trolling, aren't you?
	There, Twist a Ham.
	I thought you were.
	Jesus Christ.
	I have production notes that right here.
	I haven't even gotten to them, man.
	I haven't even covered the markets.
	I haven't even covered the market.
	I haven't covered anything, man.
	And you all have seen the comment section of my videos.
	You have seen it, right?
	Many, many of the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight and the social commentary are getting pissed.
	What is this?
	Please, calm yourself.
	I'm trying.
	Underfed kids, beaten kids, molested kids, lost kids, crying kids, homeless kids, freaking Habsburg gang assholes.
	Shut up.
	Just shut up.
	Dying kids, dead kids.
	123 kids.
	Habsburg gang kids, 123.
	I'm not even kidding.
	You assholes.
	You're going to keep it up.
	I'm going to end the damn broadcast.
	You shut up.
	What index fund or mutual fund should I invest in?
	I was thinking about Vanguard's total stock market and Vanguard total international stock.
	What does your portfolio look like?
	I want to be honest with you.
	I don't like mutual funds, okay?
	ETFs are better than you.
	Radio graffiti, Nick, or I sent you my disability money, you shit, so do it.
	Hey, shut up, Tonka Saul.
	Shut up.
	All right?
	You people are acting like a bunch of pricks to me.
	Underfed hot water, beaten hot water, molested hot water, lost hot water, crying hot water, homeless hot water.
	Let me do my show!
	Let me do my damn show!
	Sick hot water, dying hot water.
	God damn it!
	Let me do my show, man.
	Don't invest in the Al-Kara gate.
	All places trash, and revenue is low.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Invest in the Brimhaven Dungeon and employ some nigger named Sanabok to collect entrances- What the hell are you talking about, man?
	I don't even know what this idiot's talking about.
	Templeton's period craps.
	What the?
	Captain Autism, your troll was entirely unfunny and annoying.
	Hope you have enough EBT to cover the cost of all that, or you're going straight to jail.
	Trolls are trolling trolls now.
	And look at Captain Autism.
	He loves it.
	Are you kidding me?
	He's like, hey!
	Yay!
	Spaghetti!
	Yay!
	Yay!
	Spaghetti!
	Yay!
	Jesus Christ, give me a freaking drink of beer so I can just continue this damn broadcast.
	All right.
Drinking Shots During Chaos 00:09:46
	I think these assholes have calmed down now.
	At least I hope so.
	I haven't even gotten to the markets, man.
	We're two minutes away from the third hour.
	We're two minutes away from the third hour, and I haven't even gotten to the damn markets for Christ's sake.
	You know what?
	You people don't care about the markets anyway, for Christ's sake.
	You people don't give a crap.
	I'm out here.
	I'm giving you my heart, man.
	My heart!
	And do you people care?
	Of course you freaking don't.
	You only care about seeing me suffer.
	You only care about seeing me troll.
	Assholes, man.
	Assholes.
	All right, look.
	You know, I'm not covering these markets.
	Nobody gives a crap.
	All right.
	I don't even know why I should.
	Christ.
	What now?
	Underfed Kurt Cobain.
	Shotgun Kurt Cobain.
	Shut him up.
	Sammy!
	Sammy, you shut up!
	Shut up!
	Shut up with this stupid carbonary!
	Ah, damn it!
	Just shut up!
	Just shut the hell up already, man!
	Just shut up!
	Good God, y'all are gonna make me shoot shots here because I can't take you people, man.
	You people are gonna make me shoot some shots.
	Where's my bottle of dickle?
	Where's my bottle of dickle, engineer?
	Give me that damn bottle of dickle.
	Jesus Christ, you people are making me shoot shots for Christ's sake.
	Where's the shot?
	The damn shot glass.
	Where is it?
	Here it is.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Ghost son.
	What the hell is this?
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, yeah, I got it.
	Ghost's bald knicker.
	Ghost has big shit.
	I don't condone this racist.
	Ghost is a racist negative.
	Ghostwatch anime.
	I've had enough.
	I've had enough of this crap.
	Enough, man.
	Enough!
	Oh, God.
	Y'all are making me belch, man.
	Y'all are making me belch, man.
	You're making all the acid churn up in my stomach.
	And y'all are making me belch.
	Oh, God.
	Let me have my dickle bottle, man.
	Good God.
	Let me pop this bottle of dickle, man.
	Let me pop the dickle.
	Jesus Christ.
	Y'all are making me shoot shots at crap.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Making me shoot shots.
	What is this, Mr. Nick?
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Since you are taking shots, can you take a shot directly in the forehead, you hambo nicker?
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	You would love that, wouldn't you, you sick troll?
	You would love that.
	You're sick.
	Y'all are making me sip on dickle, man.
	And for all you people in the chat room that are questioning dickle, yeah, I'm talking about some goddamn Americana whiskey sour mash, baby.
	George Dickle.
	All right?
	This is what the folks out there in the Wild West would go and order at the goddamn saloon.
	All right?
	All right, this is George Dickle for all you people out there.
	So what I'm going to do is I got a shot of dickle and I'm going to sip some dickle.
	And I want to say before I shoot this shot of dickle, cheers to everybody out there who is a real American who loves Americana, who's in love with the Constitution, because that's what I'm about.
	Do you understand what I'm saying here?
	America!
	America!
	That's what I'm about.
	What is this, rattle cans?
	What the hell is this?
	What part of shall not be infringed?
	Just shut up, alright?
	Just shut up.
	Accident-prone fake news?
	Underfed fake news.
	Even fake news.
	Molested fake news.
	Lost shit.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, control.
	Shut that stupid troll up.
	I'm tired of that troll.
	I am not fake news.
	All right?
	I am not fake news.
	So let me sip on my dickle and shut up.
	Before I was rudely interrupted by a bunch of cyber vermin, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening, man.
	Who's down with America?
	What is this?
	Underfed Texas, martyrs beaten Texas, martyrs molested Texas, martyrs lost Texas, martyrs crying Texas.
	Martyrs, hidden run, Texas, martyrs, buying Texas, martyrs, thugs, touch the fighters.
	Damn it.
	This crap out of here, man.
	I got a freaking mess.
	Freaking mess all over the goddamn place, man.
	Damn it.
	And it's all because of you, Milky Liquors.
	It's all because of you, cyber vermins, man.
	You're driving me to drink, for Christ's sake.
	I wanted to do this show sober, but you assholes, you assholes are driving me to drink.
	Shall not be infringed.
	What are you fucking talking?
	What are you talking about?
	You people are driving me to drink.
	Let me just shoot this dickle and shut up, man.
	All right.
	Cheers to all the real Americans out there, man.
	America.
	America.
	Cheers, man.
	Cheers, baby.
	Cheers.
	Oh, good God.
	Oh.
	Man, that was a big shot of dickle.
	Oh, God.
	Holy Christ, I think I poured a little bit more than a shot.
	Went down the wrong tube there.
	I'm not going to chase it with beer.
	So all you people that are going to question my manhood, go shove it up your ass, all right?
	I'm not chasing it with beer.
	We're four minutes into the third hour of the ghost show, okay?
	This is supposed to be episode 11.
	I am not fake news.
	And unfortunately, unfortunately, we have been bombarded with nothing but a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin from the deepest, darkest crevices of the bowels of the internet.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	What now?
	Texas.
	And fuck your lone star that fucking Alamo and fucking underfed.
	Yeah, you wouldn't come down here to Texas and say that, you sack of autistic crap.
	I guarantee you, you wouldn't come down here to Texas and flap your little gator like that, you son of a bitch.
	I guarantee Goddamn T it you wouldn't do it.
	I guarantee Goddamn T it you wouldn't.
	So what you're saying is you're sucking on George's dickle.
	You sick bastard.
	Shut a coach, you're asshole.
	It's a bourbon.
	It's an American bourbon asshole.
	I'm Americana.
	You understand that?
	I'm an alpha Americana and I drink dickle.
	There it is right there, the bottle of dickle.
	Nothing wrong with sipping on some American dickle, you son of a bitch.
	And sit there and shut your stupid stinking cinnamon smelling hole.
	Jesus Christ, I got a freaking mess over here for Christ's sake.
	Damn it.
	I just, I mean, this is a horrible mess in my office, man.
	Look at this crap.
	I'm probably going to have to get some kind of a consuela made to come in here and fix all this crap.
	Look at this crap.
	Crap all over the place.
	Look at this.
	This garbage, man.
	And it's all because of you.
	All because of you.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Seven minutes into the third hour, and I haven't even gotten through the markets.
	What do you want?
	America, fuck yeah.
	Coming again to save the motherfucking day.
	Ye America, fuck yeah.
	Freedom is the only way.
	Yeah, terrorists.
	Your game is through because now you're told me.
	America!
	Fuck yeah.
	America!
	You son of a bitch.
	Go shove it up, you asshole.
	Captain Autism is going to jail for charging back $200 worth of an unfunny troll that was funny once.
America Freedom Rant 00:03:32
	Maybe twice it was played.
	Yeah, go shove it up, you're all of you people, man.
	I've had enough of you people.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I've had such enough of you people.
	I'm not, you know what?
	I'm not going to cover no markets.
	I'm not covering any of this substance-filled stuff because you people don't even give a shit.
	You people don't even give a crap.
	All right?
	You people are even lucky.
	I'm still broadcasting after you people have besmirched me and you've made a mockery of my goddamn show.
	I got all this goddamn crap.
	Crap all over the goddamn place.
	Damn it.
	Got all this crap all over the goddamn office.
	Look, I'm tired, man.
	I mean, you people have trolled me to a freaking edge, man.
	I'm on an edge right now, for Christ's sake, man.
	Don't make me go over the edge.
	Don't make me go over the edge, damn it.
	You guys are making me drink, man.
	You people are making me depressed, man.
	You know that?
	I mean, I'm depressed.
	Don't you understand that?
	Give me my freaking beer, man.
	And if all you people are asking me why I'm drinking so much, you can blame your goddamn troll terrorist cyber vermin cells, man.
	You can blame your goddamn selves because it's your fucking fault.
	Excuse my French.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry for cursing, but it's your goddamn fault, man.
	It's your goddamn fault.
	Give me my.
	I need a tissue, man.
	I need a goddamn tissue, man.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	You people are filling me up with mucus, man, you son of a bitch.
	That's all your fault, man.
	It's your fault that I'm drinking so much.
	It's your fault.
	It's all your fault, man.
	All of you.
	All of you.
	Oh, God.
	I can't.
	I can't take it.
	I'm sorry.
	These trolls have gotten me so effed up, man.
	So messed up that I gotta keep drinking, man.
	Just so I can tell at this crap.
	What do you want?
	What do you want?
	Huh?
	The My Father is one of the best-tasting cigars available.
	The construction is flawless and the wrapper is top-notch.
	Their flavor is perfectly balanced with a perfect amount of spice.
	I know what sexual innuendo you mean with that, you son of a bitch, alright?
	And by the way, cigars are for connoisseurs.
	Alright?
	They're not for you, ungrateful pieces of troll terrorist cyber vermin trash.
	Alright, you meat gazers.
	They're not for you.
	So you wouldn't be able to appreciate the nuances of it.
	All right?
	Buy that.
	Jesus.
	What is this?
	Underfed edge, beaten edge, molested edge, lost edge, crying edge, homeless edge, hit and run edge, broken arm edge, broken leg edge, broken head edge, sick edge, dying edge.
Cigar Connoisseur Insults 00:15:11
	Damn it!
	123.
	God damn it!
	Just shove it up, you goddamn pooper, man.
	I'm not even joking anymore.
	Just shove it up, you goddamn goddamn ass, man.
	Don't push me over the edge, man, because I'll do it.
	I should just end the fucking broad.
	I'm not even kidding, man.
	I should just end the broadcast.
	No radio graffiti.
	No nothing.
	No goddamn nothing.
	And you people in the chat room telling me to do it, I'll kill it.
	I'll goddamn kill it.
	Don't tempt me, you pieces of crap.
	Don't tempt me.
	Don't you goddamn dare tempt me.
	Fuck you in the chat room.
	Sorry, excuse my French.
	But we got a bunch of assholes in the chat room flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard trying to tempt me and I don't appreciate it.
	What goddamn bit I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit oh God I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
	I need some more beer, more beer.
	Oh God, I can't take it.
	I need some more beer.
	Man, you all are listening, right?
	You all are listening to this crap.
	Oh God, give me some more goddamn beer.
	Man accident prone, Vietnam underfed, Vietnam beaten, Vietnam molested, Vietnam lost Vietnam.
	Vietnam.
	Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Habsburg, Vietnam, 123 Vietnam.
	Just shut up!
	Just shut the hell up.
	Oh God, I've had enough.
	I've had enough.
	Oh god, Oh my god, give me my freaking beer.
	Pour it in the damn glass, man.
	You people are driving me to drink.
	You don't even care, man.
	You don't even care, man.
	This is hurting my body.
	This is hurting my insides.
	All this drinking.
	You don't even care.
	What do you want, divine tiger?
	Shut up, you goddamn clogged up pooper, right?
	Nobody cares.
	Just shut up, you pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting, pesties-tasting piece of cheesehole chomp and shit.
	SHOW UP, YOUR ASS!
	My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
	Man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I don't know how much longer I can take this.
	Let me catch my breath for a sec.
	Let me just catch my breath for a sec.
	I buy that!
	Ghost-bloated liver, ghost, shut up, man!
	Leave me alone!
	I'm drinking because of you, assholes!
	I'm drinking because of you, man!
	I'm drinking because of you.
	I'm drinking because of all of you.
	Oh, you troll terrorists and cyber variants.
	I mean, God, shut up!
	What do you want, Jackler?
	Hey there, ghost.
	I've managed to get some more cash.
	I've just tuned back in.
	I hope your day is going well.
	It sounds like you're having fun.
	I'm having fun.
	I'm having fun!
	Man, I think I'm hyperventilating, man.
	I can't catch my breath.
	I'm trying to catch my breath.
	You know, my heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
	Let me get my goddamn drink.
	Let me get a goddamn drink.
	I just need something to drink.
	Oh, God.
	I'm hyperventilating.
	I'm gonna calm down Butter.
	Shut up, Johnny Bowler Fick!
	It's not the butter!
	Shut up!
	It's not the freaking butter, man.
	Just shut up.
	Oh, God, damn.
	My heart's beating like a rabbit.
	Oh, God.
	And shut up in the goddamn chat room.
	It's not the butter.
	Shut up.
	I gotta take a break.
	I'm sorry, Fergus.
	I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm just...
	What do you want, Jackler?
	Underfed breaths, beaten breaths, molested breaths, lost breaths, crying breaths, homeless breaths, hit and run breaths, broken arm breaths, broken leg breaths, broken arm breaths, breaths, dying breaths, dead breaths, 123 bucks Underfed quitters, vegan quitters, molested quitters, lost quitters,
	crying quitters, homeless quitters Hit and run quitters, broken arm quitters, broken leg quitters, broken head quitters, dying quitters, dead paws.
	Now quit the show.
	God, just shut up, man.
	Just shut up, all of you.
	Please stop, man.
	Just leave me alone, man.
	Just leave me alone.
	Just leave me alone.
	I buy that for a dollar.
	I'm kind of a sewer.
	Oh, God, man.
	Oh, God.
	See what you people are making me go through, man?
	Do you see what you people are making me go through?
	You people have no heart.
	You people have no heart.
	You have no heart.
	You have no soul.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	I need to drink something.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry for everybody who's concerned.
	I'm sorry, man.
	You hear?
	You hear the kind of crap I gotta go through?
	Oh, God. God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
	I'm sorry, folks.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm going to.
	I'm done.
	Sorry I'm doing this, man.
	These goddamn trolls.
	They don't even give a crap, man.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	Shut up.
	Look at them.
	They're laughing in the chat room, man.
	They're laughing.
	They're laughing in the damn chat room.
	Oh, God.
	They're laughing.
	Ah!
	Oh, God.
	Stop laughing at me.
	Stop laughing at me, man.
	Just stop.
	All of you, I see you in the chat room.
	I see all of you.
	Just stop.
	It's just... Jesus Christ.
	Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh! Jesus Christ!
	Oh, my God.
	Let me drink some more beer.
	I buy that for a dollar.
	Just ended ghost.
	I know you want to.
	Join me in the afterlife and we can call build a wall in heaven.
	Shut up, Kurt Covain.
	Just shut up.
	Alright.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, folks.
	I'm sorry, man, I can't, I, these trolls have just, I mean, you, you, you all are listening, man, you, You all are listening to this crap, man.
	You all are listening to this crap, man.
	And shut up in the chat room.
	It's not the butter, man.
	Shut up man.
	Oh my god I don't know if I can continue this broadcast.
	Oh, God.
	I don't know if I can continue this broadcast, man.
	Can't you all just stop, man?
	Seriously.
	You goddamn trolls, haven't you had enough?
	Haven't you all had enough?
	Haven't you?
	You're making me do all kinds of weird, gargling, goddamn body noises, and I'm losing listeners because of it.
	FYI, that sound is ghost gurgling on my man, Juice.
	Sh- Shut up, all right?
	That's gross.
	Shut up.
	I'm having a physical problem.
	I'm having a physical problem.
	And you people don't even give a crap, man.
	I'm having a problem.
	Wow, you're a pussy.
	Shut up, Martin Luther King.
	I'm not a fuck.
	God.
	Oh, God. Oh, my God.
	Ugh.
	I gotta take...
	I gotta take a break.
	I gotta take a break.
	It's obvious.
	It's obvious that none of you assholes even give a shit about anything that I have to say.
	It's obvious that you don't care about the sentences that I'm trying to spark in your heads.
	You don't care that I'm shooting pearls at you people.
	You people don't even care.
	And shut up in the chat room.
	It's not the butter.
	Shut up.
	Oh, you shut up.
	It's not the butter, man.
	Just shut up, man.
	Oh, God.
	I can't keep drinking, man.
	I'm...
	I just need to keep dragging it.
	I can't take that.
	Who could take this?
	Who can take this kind of abuse?
	This is cyberbullying.
	This is cyberbullying.
	God knows what.
	What?
	Take a whiff of this.
	Uh oh poo-poo h-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-g-g-g-g-h.
	N-N-N-N-N-N-G-G-G G-G-H-H-H plus.
	Shut up, Snayman!
	Shut up!
	At least leave me alone, man!
	Just leave me alone, man!
	Shut up!
	And just leave me alone, man!
	No any...
	Y'all have cyberbullied me enough!
	I've had enough!
	I've had enough!
	I'm trying to drink myself into a calm state!
	And I can't because you trolls are just assholes, man!
	You're cyber vermin, man!
Losing Listeners to Cyberbullies 00:05:27
	That's what you are!
	That's what you all are, man!
	Oh, God, man!
	I need some more beer, man!
	More beer!
	I need some more beer!
	I can't take it, man!
	I can't take it, man!
	These people are driving me to drink!
	It's your fault that I'm drinking so much!
	It's all of you!
	All of you!
	Oh, God, I need another goddamn beer, man.
	Oh, God, man, you're turning me.
	You people, it's you, it's you, troll terrorists, it's you, cyber vermin, that are turning me into this alcoholic, man.
	That's the only way I could get that.
	It's the only way I could do this show.
	Y'all are listening.
	Y'all are goddamn listening, man.
	Shut up!
	What is this, engineer?
	Hey, ghost, it's me.
	I know you're jealous of me being the talent, but I really do care about you and think you really should just end it.
	I'll take care of temporary.
	I'm the talent, man.
	By the way, you're great.
	I'm the talent.
	That's why this show's called the ghost show.
	SHUT UP WITH ALL THIS ENGINEER TALK, MAN! OH GOD!
	Oh, oh, God.
	I'm just, I can't, I can't do this anymore, man.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	I can't do this anymore.
	I need another drink of beer.
	I need another drink of beer.
	You people are making me do all these weird bodily noises, man.
	And I'm losing listeners because of you, assholes.
	I'm losing listeners.
	I'm losing listeners because of you people.
	I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to listen to the financial insight to the political and social commentary.
	And they can't because of you.
	Because of all of you assholes.
	Oh.
	Oh, God.
	I'm going to have to bring in Mr. Optimism on Bowler Friday, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	I'm.
	You assholes.
	Not even joking, man.
	I'll make Mr. Optimism host the Friday show if you keep fucking with me.
	If you keep messing with me, I'm not kidding.
	I'm not kidding.
	And shut up.
	I know everybody in the chat room is like, oh, a ghost is an alcohol.
	I'm not an alcoholic, man.
	I just got a drink.
	I mean, you're listening to this crap.
	You're listening.
	You're listening.
	Oh.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	I think I got it all out.
	I think I got it all out, folks.
	I'm sorry.
	I think I got it all out.
	Hold on.
	What, tough guy?
	Shut up.
	Just shut up.
	Just leave me alone.
	I mean, you people are making me lose listeners, man.
	We were at like 342, man, in the YouTube fucking channel.
	And you people, because you keep trolling me, man.
	Nobody wants to listen to this, man.
	Nobody wants to listen to this crap.
	Underfed Templeton, beaten Templeton, molested Templeton, Lost Templeton, Crying Templeton, Homeless Templeton, Hit and Run Templeton, broken arm Templeton, broken leg Templeton, broken head Templeton, sick Templeton, dying Templeton, dead Templeton, 123.
	Oh God, oh my God.
	I gotta take a break, man.
	I'm not joking, okay?
	We're just gonna, you know, we're gonna take a break here in a few minutes.
	And when I come back, we're just doing radio graffiti, and then I'm getting the hell out of here because I can't keep doing this.
	I can't, you know, I just can't, I can't keep doing this.
	I can't, I can't keep, you know, being trolled to a point where I'm just like, I don't, I don't even know.
Taking a Smoke Break 00:06:56
	I have no idea.
	Good God.
	Man, I just can't believe this is.
	Jesus, what is this?
	Engineers, huge dumps.
	Leave the engineer alone.
	Leave me alone.
	Leave my family alone.
	Leave everybody alone, man.
	Come on, man.
	Just leave me alone.
	I'm just going to finish this damn beer.
	And when I finish this beer, I'm going to take a break and we're going to goddamn radio graffiti.
	All right.
	We're going to take a break.
	And we're going to radio graffiti.
	Jesus.
	Hey, ghost bad news.
	Alex Jones found out you've been calling him a Russian wants to throw hands.
	Alex Jones doesn't want to throw hands with me, man.
	I'd beat Alex Jones's ass.
	All right, just shut up.
	All right.
	Let me drink my beers in peace so I can go and do a little bit of a break and then we'll go to goddamn radio graffiti, man.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	You know something, folks?
	I'm not a weed smoker.
	You know, I don't smoke the pot.
	I don't smoke the devil's lettuce.
	But before I take a break, I got to, man.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, man.
	You know, I bought this.
	I bought this from some Mexican kid.
	You know, out here in San Antonio, we have like, I don't know, Mexican kids that are barefoot on the corners selling candy apples.
	And aside from selling candy apples, you know, they do other things.
	So I found some tetrahydrocannabinol.
	And I've got to do it.
	I really don't like promoting the devil's lettuce on the broadcast.
	But I've got to do it, man.
	There's no way.
	There's no way I can continue on with radio graffiti.
	There's no way I can do it.
	Let me go ahead and open up this.
	As a matter of fact, these dealers, they actually put it in like medical cannabis bags.
	And they actually got the name of it on there.
	It's just, it's unbelievable.
	You know, let me go ahead and do this.
	I'm getting some devil's lettuce.
	It's your fault.
	Shut up in the chat.
	I'm doing this because of you, man.
	And this smells like a skunk.
	This smells like a skunk.
	You know that?
	Every time I pull like a little piece of it out of the damn bag, it smells like a freaking skunk, man.
	I buy that for us.
	What is it?
	FBI?
	We've been watching your stream and have reason to believe that your show is in fact racist and bigoted.
	By the way, you're getting reported for doing illegal substances in Texas.
	Hey, shut up.
	All right.
	Shut your mouth.
	All right.
	Don't report me for nothing.
	Okay.
	Out here in San Antonio, the municipal, what is it?
	You only get like a ticket for this shit now.
	You only get a ticket.
	It's not like they're going to, you know, infringe upon your freedom because you're smoking some wacky tobacco.
	All right.
	All right.
	Now, look, I've got a pipe here.
	And what I do, because I don't smoke much, I only smoke when I'm really stressed out, like right now.
	And I'm going to try to, you know, make this kind of calm my ass down so I can take a break, go to radio graffiti.
	And I'm just going to, I'm just going to, I'm just going to consume the devil's lettuce.
	That's all I'm going to do.
	All right.
	All right.
	So let's just calm down.
	Let's everybody just calm our asses down.
	And let's just, let me just smoke this.
	As a matter of fact, Mrs. Ghost doesn't like me smoking in the house.
	So what I have here is a toilet paper roll with some fabric softener sheets or fabric, whatever.
	You know, the little sheets that you throw into the freaking dryer.
	I've got them on one end of the toilet paper roll and I blow out of the other one.
	And look, I'm not joking.
	It works.
	I buy that.
	It really does work.
	All right.
	Double dip the chip.
	Double dip the chip.
	Shut the fuck up.
	I'm sorry for cursing.
	The people that know my show know what that double dip crap.
	And it does work, all right?
	It does work.
	So shut up.
	Let me go ahead and go ahead and light this, man.
	I'm lighting this for you.
	I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the pot, grass, reefer, because of you.
	Because of all of you, man.
	Here we go.
	I don't really do this much, but I've got to, man.
	You know, I've got to do it now, man, because you guys are listening to me.
	You guys, you guys are, you know.
	trolls all you people in the chat room Ghost will poison himself because of us.
	Shut up, you fucking asshole.
	Shut up, man.
	Just that one.
	They see that one little riff right there.
	That one little hit.
	It just, you know, that's why they're legalizing.
	I get why they're legalizing it now.
	I was against Reefer for a long period of time.
	But it does calm you down, you know?
	Sorry, I had to blow my nose again.
	But it does calm you down.
	You see that just one hit, just, you know, it's like that one Cypress Hill song when they did that collab with Sonic Youth.
Legalizing Pot and Hemorrhoid Juice 00:04:26
	Do you remember that?
	For the Judgment Night sound track, She Comes By to Get Me High.
	She comes by to get me.
	You know what I mean?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like that.
	Hey, when's a good time to come over and fuck Mrs. Ghost?
	I know last time you wanted me to double team her some retards, which was fine.
	Shut up.
	Shut your goddamn mouth.
	Look, you people keep talking garbage about Tyrone, but Tyrone's my homie.
	You understand?
	Tyrone's my homie, man.
	He ain't out here banging my wife.
	All you people are sick, twisted bastards because y'all are watching, you know, the pornographic material that is predominant amongst this sick, freaking Western civilization.
	Just shove it up your ass.
	I'm going to get another hit because of that.
	I'm going to keep freaking.
	This is another smoke.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	All right, here we go.
	Oh, yeah.
	You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
	You know what I mean?
	You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
	I got the little toilet paper roll here.
	That feels great, man.
	Wow.
	I'm telling you, I understand tetrahydrocannabinol.
	I didn't do this stuff a lot while I was, you know, growing up.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I started doing this because they're legalizing it at every goddamn state, right?
	So, you know, just, you know, it must be all right, right?
	I mean, so, wow.
	Wow, wow, wow.
	That's all I got to say, man.
	Wow.
	I feel, yeah, right.
	Just a couple of hits.
	A couple of hits, and I feel, I feel pretty good.
	I'm all good.
	You trolls can't break me now.
	I feel good.
	All right?
	I feel great.
	I feel wonderful.
	I feel good.
	I feel great.
	I feel wonderful.
	I feel good.
	I feel great.
	I feel great, man.
	Now, I'm just going to wash it down with some beer, even though I've already, you know, taken a big, huge shot of dickle.
	Let's go ahead and you see that, man.
	Just a couple of hits.
	That was it.
	Even though that was a little bit of a belch, but you know, my stomach's still getting over all the freaking troll terrorism and cyber verminism that you people have inflicted upon me, all this cyberbullying.
	Wow, man.
	I'm telling you, I'm not even what, Johnny Barific.
	Enjoy the bud, my man.
	Hey, I appreciate it, man.
	Believe it or not, I got a pretty good dealer.
	You know, believe it or not, I'm not even joking, man.
	There's like, you know, when you stop at a red light out here in San Antonio, Texas, people are peddling shit on the corner out here.
	It's a poor city.
	It's really sad, man.
	I mean, the government of this city, which by I want to remind everybody, Julian Castro was the mayor here.
	And when he was the mayor here, he made it even a thousand times worse.
	So you got a lot of people hustling out here on the corners, man.
	You got, you know, Mexican families putting their kids on the corner, selling candy apples and, you know, selling frescas or whatever the hell they're selling.
	And, you know, you just go up to them and ask them and say, hey, look, you know, you know where the mota?
	You know, that's what that's the Mexican term for tetrahydrocannabinol.
	You go up to him and say, hey, you know, you know where the mota is?
	Hey, old mota.
	Oh, mota, see, and all this, you know, telemundo language.
	And this one kid that's out there selling candy apples on a corner that I'm not going to mention got me some stuff that's like medical grade.
	It's, it's like they're, they don't even have to go across the border to smuggle in tetrahydrocannabinol anymore.
	Because back in the old days, right, you know, you had the what do they call it? Regs, like regular weed that was grown out in the wild, like in South America or Mexico.
Mellow Feelings on Weed History 00:10:58
	You know what I'm talking about.
	It was the kind of weed that was shoved up a Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
	And, you know, even though it was regs, so to speak, you knew that you got yourself a decent bag because, you know, I don't know, fucking hemorrhoid juice or whatever the hell it's up the ass is getting a little bit more potent.
	Well, now, because you've got, you know, these weed nerds and these weed snobs out here that are taking weed growing to like a new scientific, innovative level because you have legalization in like 10 states, man, you've got the most potent of potent of potent tetrahydrocannabinol, and it's for medical purposes.
	And I want to be honest with you.
	I mean, you hear me, man.
	I just took about three hits.
	I feel great.
	I'm not even kidding me.
	I feel great.
	I mean, I'm even drinking here.
	I'm even drinking here.
	And you people have just put me through goddamn hell.
	You people have, I want to be honest with you, man.
	You people make me look like an idiot.
	You know, that's why I've never broken the mainstream.
	You know that, right?
	You know that, right?
	Templeton's hemorrhoid juice.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	I was using that as a euphemism.
	I was trying to, listen, what I'm trying to say is you're the reason why I haven't gone mainstream, man.
	You guys are, it's all you guys.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I mean, I just want to be honest with you.
	I mean, don't you find it ironic that Milo Yiannopoulos broke through the mainstream and look, I don't want to, you know what?
	I don't want to talk.
	I don't want to start a war with Milo Yiannopoulos.
	I do want to say, though, I was very disappointed in Milo because if you take a look at Milo Yiannopoulos's work before he came to America, he was an actual intellectual over there across the pond.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I mean, he was a guy that was actually, you know, putting out some substance and all this other crap.
	Once he came here, he thought that he could be like an in-real life, I'm Britney, bitch, kind of troll.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, you know what I'm talking about.
	This guy's like, you know, I'm Britney, bitch.
	I'm the number one in real life troll, you know, on me.
	Cannabis use should be a right, much like the right to keep and bear arms.
	Well, it's not any worse than alcohol.
	You know what?
	I absolutely agree with you.
	Legalize it.
	Believe it or not, the forefathers grew their own farms of hemp for a variety of different reasons aside from smoking.
	You know that hemp can produce as much paper.
	Never break the mainstream.
	They don't deserve you.
	You're the underground.
	Hey, thank you, Johnny Ballerfic.
	I appreciate that, man.
	That was a great fucking text-to-speech.
	I got to put some prizes and shit up here, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	Like, text-to-speech of the day should be sent something.
	And as a matter of fact, at the end of the month, I want to be honest with you for all you so ghost.
	Your channel will be terminated for violating several of our community guidelines.
	In your short time on our website, you have promoted not only racism, but also drug racism.
	Shut up, shut up.
	So enjoy your little bit of time.
	You have left jackass.
	All right, shut up.
	All right.
	I'm trying to get a point across.
	Ghost is just a low-level Mark Levin ripoff.
	Low-level Mark Levin, Ghostler.
	Are you kidding me?
	Mark Levin actually served in cabinets and he served with presidents and shit.
	I'm just saying he does rip me off.
	But Mark Levin actually has some credibility out here.
	Me, I'm just ghost.
	You know what I mean?
	But anyway, getting back, I forgot what I was saying now.
	I'm high on tetrahydrocannebinol.
	I'm over here drinking some alcohol.
	I want to be honest with you.
	The two intertwined areas.
	It's a very interesting high.
	It's a very interesting situation when you're smoking and drinking.
	You know, it's like, whoa, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't know what it is, man.
	I just barely caught on to this here recently when I started doing some more puffing of the magic dragon, if you know what I'm saying.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So anyway, look, now that I am calmed down and I've got myself a little bit composed, I've got my bearings straight.
	I smoked a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol.
	And like I said, this isn't the kind of stuff that was, you know, smuggled through the border here.
	This is something that, you know, these science nerds, what is this called?
	I buy that for a dollar.
	Before anyone claims no one missed Ghost, for years we had daily threads on 4chan and shit about him coming back.
	You're part of internet history.
	The trolling, the commentary, all of it will make people remember you and Fondly.
	I hope so, man.
	I really hope so.
	I hope so, man.
	Underfed points, beaten points, molested points, shots, points, crying points, homeless points, broken arm points, broken leg points, broken head points.
	You know, right after points, dead points, 123 points.
	Comment, man.
	You know, somebody made a positive comment about, you know, 4chan and the history of the show and going back and all this stuff.
	You got this stupid fucking troll over here trying to harsh my mellow.
	I'm over here on Tetrahydro Cannebinol.
	I'm on some, you know, a little bit of drink.
	You know, I'm feeling great.
	I'm feeling mellow.
	I'm feeling great.
	And these assholes are sitting here, you know, trying to harsh my mellow, man.
	I really don't appreciate it one bit, man.
	I mean, I just, you know, I just admitted that I just consumed some of the devil's lettuce on top of drinking.
	I mean, you know, this should show folks that it's like, hey, well, you know, Ghost was just very pissed off.
	And, you know, and I was.
	Listen, I don't really appreciate you people talking to me this way.
	I was very serious, and I'm still serious, man.
	I used to be somebody, man.
	I used to be a serious show.
	Look, I don't want to get into the history of my show because there's a lot of people that are just kidding, ghost.
	Most trolls only play characters, and deep inside we love the show, and that's why we donate.
	Well, you know what?
	That's a very, very compassionate going outside the troll realm comment, man.
	I really do appreciate that.
	I really do.
	Hold on, we're off here for Christ's sake.
	Good God.
	Okay, I think we're back online.
	You see, what the hell was that about?
	What the hell was that about?
	I was just trying to, you know, get some positivity, a point across.
	And then here we are.
	We get like, you know, our goddamn stream cut off.
	Did y'all recognize that?
	Y'all saw that, right?
	You all see that.
	This is why I said a couple of shows ago that I get no respect, man.
	I was sitting over here trying to kick you guys some of my sentimental feelings.
	And lo and behold, this is what happened.
	I mean, unbelievable.
	Unfreaking believable.
	Unbelievable.
	And Phil McCracken in the chat room.
	It's like, hey, it's a Windows update.
	You know what?
	Windows 10 has a mind of its own, man.
	It's a disgrace.
	Anyway, look, I feel pretty good right now.
	I'm sorry I lost track of my thought before everybody just thought that I was, I guess, not streaming anymore.
	And it's not an Obama connection, you asshole.
	I think that a lot of these disruptions that we have have a lot to do with what I'm talking about.
	In all seriousness, you are loved Ghost, and the black pills you drop are invaluable.
	Well, Templeton, Ocasio, Corte.
	Yeah, real funny, man.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	You have to realize that you have to.
	You have to be able to infiltrate the institutions of power and have the knowledge to understand.
	Have the knowledge to understand what the hell's going on around you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Anyway, I was trying to kick some knowledge.
	I was trying to...
	Jesus, what is this?
	Do radio graffiti, you stupid Nick Hurgett of that Obama computer.
	Hey, shut up.
	I'm trying to have a sentimental conversation, Tonka Saw.
	And for whatever reason, whatever reason, parentheses, parentheses, or whatever, whatever.
	For whatever reason, we got knocked offline for there for a second.
	I don't appreciate it.
	All right.
	I mean, I got a good goddamn connection.
	I think it was the pearls that I was shooting.
	It was the synapses that I was sparking in the heads out there.
	All right.
	Somebody in the chat room was like, he got too high and he was getting into too many things and he was getting, you know, maybe that's what it is.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I'm not, I'm not even joking.
	I mean, y'all know, you hear the difference, right?
	I mean, I feel pretty good, man.
	I mean, you mix the alcohol with the dope.
	You know, I hate to, I don't know what else, what else can you, what else do you call it?
	I feel pretty goddamn good, man.
	I feel, you know, I should smoke dope before I go on this broadcast.
	Then you assholes are going to make me into a dope head.
	I'm not trying to be a dope head.
	I don't smoke this every day.
	You know what I mean?
	This is something that I pull out like, you know, like some like some barracho or not barrach, excuse me, ranchero, I should say, like a ranchero who's going through the desert and pulls out like a canteen of water and drinks.
	I mean, that's how, that's how I feel.
	You know, it's not, it's to keep me upward.
	It's to keep me, you know, feeling better.
	All right.
	Wow, man.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	I mean, smoking.
	Smoking.
	Bill Gates Aswart.
	Windows 10 powered by Obama technology.
Copyright and Content Creator Support 00:06:45
	Well, I can't say I disagree with you on that, man.
	I'm going to be honest.
	The centralization of power of the internet has happened at a very rapid pace.
	And I wish people would be objective about what's going on.
	Obama made that happen.
	I mean, I think people need to go back in contemporary history.
	I mean, it's all online.
	I mean, you know, 2008, the internet was a force, but it isn't the force that it is today.
	You stupid Nicker, stop ignoring me.
	We have a wheelchair race tomorrow.
	You fake off.
	I'm not in a wheelchair, man.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Why do you look?
	I want to be honest with you.
	I'm going to tell everybody why these people think that I'm in a wheelchair.
	Okay.
	I told these folks one time in an old show.
	And look, to be honest with you, if you're just tuning in, you could literally Google the show.
	I mean, there is so much content out there for people that are just getting into the Go Show.
	If you go back to True Capitalist Radio, if you go back to True Conservative Radio, I mean, you could literally get lost in all the goddamn content that's out there.
	And, you know, I mean, I produced it, but what kept this whole concept alive was the fans, you know, the people that appreciated the broadcast.
	And, you know, we got a lot of people nowadays.
	And like episode seven, remember episode seven of the Go Show was taken down because the Wu-Tang clan decided that cream, I don't know, was a copyright, whatever, whatever it was.
	I don't know what it was, okay?
	But either way, I think that that kind of thinking is prohibiting folks that want to sustain the continuity of their content from sustaining the continuity of their content.
	Because to be honest with you, the only reason that everybody knows the show at this point, 11 years, is because the underground, baby, people sending links, people introducing other folks to the show.
	And not to mention other folks, you know, putting up clips to the show, doing this, doing that.
	And I want to be honest with you, man.
	I think that that helps.
	That helps the actual artist.
	That helps the actual content creator.
	I mean, I'm serious.
	I don't understand why so many people are so hard up on that situation.
	And much like some people are saying in the chat room that the YouTube copyright claims have gone through the roof, you're absolutely correct.
	They've gone overboard.
	And that's why I'm trying to tell everybody right now, the reason that this show is still alive after 11 years is because of the people that listen to it.
	The people that listen to it, the people that posted things on different social media, the people that trolled me, hated me.
	Go ahead.
	You owe Alex Jones reparations for ripping him off for the last time.
	Shove it off your ass.
	He ripped me off.
	Shut up.
	I'm not even going to let that get to me.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	But that's literally what has made the show what it is today.
	And that's why I keep telling folks that are uptight about copyright and that sort of thing.
	I mean, we're in a new age.
	We're in an age where folks could distribute a certain piece of content to a massive amount of influential people.
	Remember, people can influence people in the thousands and the hundreds of thousands and the millions.
	You know, and that's why I've never been some uptight copyright takedown asshole as it relates to the broadcast that I've done for the past 11 years.
	And I just wanted to get that point across because I think that's very important to emphasize that, you know, if you're going to, you know, you're too busy.
	This is my opinion for Wu-Tang, who copyrighted, you know, claimed episode seven and had to do whatever I had to do.
	You're counting pennies when you should be counting the dimes.
	Do you understand, Wu-Tang?
	And, you know, I think that you guys would be introduced to other generations through the vehicle of whatever this show is.
	And that's why this show has sustained the continuity that it has because it's fan-oriented.
	It should be.
	You know, that's why everybody who's tried to stop me from monetizing the broadcast, you know, is, you know, I can't sell this.
	I can't do this.
	I can't do that.
	I mean, the fans are still around.
	People that are here, people that are listening, the trolls, the people that hate me, you know, the people that want to troll me off the internet.
	The people that, I mean, all that shit creates the whole concept of what we're doing here.
	And that's why I keep telling folks, man, keep, I mean, do a Google search.
	Ghost Capitalist, True Capitalist Radio, The Ghost Show.
	I mean, you just do all the searches.
	There's a whole array.
	There's like fucking 11 years worth of work.
	And I want to say that all you people that liked me, I really do appreciate you guys for posting the broadcast and doing the things that you're doing.
	You know, you trolls too, okay?
	I mean, you trolls that are trying to troll me, man.
	Yeah, okay, great.
	But all the people, everybody.
	I mean, that's what kept all this alive.
	And that's what people need to learn from as it pertains because we're going into a new age of content creation.
	And there's so much content out there that people need to realize that, hey, you know, I mean, you know, like, how can I say like Ice Poseidon, you know, Burger Planet.
	These are two people that I've promoted in the past.
	But, you know, they think they can do some in-real life streams.
	And they think that because they're driving or because they're walking around or because they're, I mean, that people are just going to support the broadcast.
	It's about content, baby.
	You understand?
	Content is everything.
	So I want to say cheers to everybody, even you fucking trolls that are out here making my life miserable.
Radio Graffiti Transition 00:14:32
	I think I need to smoke more weed.
	I want to be honest with you, but I want to thank you guys because we're going to continue going.
	Anyway, I got to drink this beer.
	We got to go to Radio Graffiti.
	We're two minutes into the fourth hour for Christ's sake.
	So anyway, I'm going to take a break.
	The engineer is going to post the intro music.
	And look, we're looking towards a new intro theme.
	You know, we're doing all this stuff.
	Man, remember, it's just me and the engineer over here.
	Okay.
	So we're trying to do all this, but the intro music, which is that heavy metal stuff, which sounds rocking, I want to be honest with you.
	It's called Insanity Control.
	It is a royalty-free heavy metal music track that you can find on the YouTube.
	And I'm using that because that's, you know, I mean, this guy understands what just kind of letting anybody do with your content.
	I mean, he understands that growth is in people appreciating your actual talent.
	You know, anyway, regardless, I will be right back.
	Hold on.
	Are you ready, engineer?
	All right.
	What I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and take a break here.
	I'm going to drain the main vein, you know, the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
	And I'm going to set up the radio graffiti.
	And we're going to get to radio graffiti right after this break.
	All right.
	And like I said, don't go anywhere.
	We're just going to play this music that we play in the intro.
	And once we do this, we're going right into radio graffiti.
	And before we do, let me go ahead and take this last swig of beer.
	All right.
	I feel good, man.
	You know what I mean?
	A little alcohol, a little tetrahydrocannevidol.
	It feels great, baby.
	Woo!
	All right, let's go ahead.
	And you got it queued up, engineer?
	All right, let's go ahead.
	I'll be right back, folks.
	Don't go anywhere.
	right when i come back we're going to radio graffiti okay let's do this fucking shit
	All right, everybody out there is like, what's going on?
	We back.
	All right, we back up in this son of a bitch.
	What's going on to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast?
	Thank you all very much.
	And I think it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
	All right, if you want my opinion.
	And of course, that is the infamous Radio Graffiti.
	Oh, oh, crap.
	Hold on just a second.
	Something.
	Hold on just a second.
	I just, we had a technical difficulty.
	God damn it.
	We have a technical difficulty.
	I'm going to have to connect back to the goddamn, I'm going to have to connect back to the goddamn radio graffiti number.
	I'm sorry.
	We just got disconnected.
	We'll be right back.
	I'm sorry.
	Don't go anywhere.
	I'm sorry.
	All right.
	Sorry about that, folks.
	You know what?
	I may be a little bit too inebriated.
	I want to be honest with you, man.
	I may be a little bit, you know, I got a little bit drunk and then, you know, we're sitting over here, you know, smoking the devil's lettuce.
	And we're doing all kinds of things like that.
	So what we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
	I think we've got everything.
	You got everything going, engineer?
	So I think we got everything going.
	So let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
	And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
	That's right, folks.
	Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
	All you've got to do, let's go ahead and put the screen on, Engineer, for Radio Graffiti.
	All you got to do is call into that number right there, 515-604-9052.
	And once you do that, hit that code that you see right there in front of you right then and there.
	And you will be connected with us in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
	And Radio Graffiti is that part of the broadcast where I call on your area code.
	You've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
	That's what Radio Graffiti is all about.
	All right, so that's why we do it.
	That's why we're here.
	And once again, if you want to say something on Radio Graffiti, get to your nearest phone, call 515-604-9052.
	And then enter that code that you see right there because we're going to change it here soon enough.
	And once you do, you will be in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
	Remember, you got four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
	So without any further ado, before we get into it, let me go ahead and get a beer and then we're getting into Radio Graffiti, all right?
	More beer!
	All right, all right.
	Let's go ahead.
	Hold on, I got to crack open the beer before we get to Radio Graffiti, baby.
	You understand?
	I know that I have smoked the wacky tobacco and shut up in the chat room.
	I'm not a goddamn alcoholic.
	I'm a connoisseur, you sons of bitches.
	Don't you understand that?
	I'm a connoisseur.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's go ahead and get.
	Are we set, engineer?
	I don't even know if we're set.
	Are we set here?
	All right.
	Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
	All right, here we go.
	Let's see what the hell these people are going to be doing here.
	How about area code 515 radio graffiti?
	515.
	Oh, well, hold on.
	You're not even on.
	Hold on.
	515, you there?
	Hey, guys.
	I've been listening for three years now.
	I just want to let you know you have some serious listeners out there.
	But I had one thing to say that I'm a Master Mason myself, and I've done a lot of research in the sublime and symbolism.
	And I have to say that Freemasonry is definitely grounded in Christianity.
	And so when you go down the esoteric rabbit hole, I don't.
	Yo, we can't even hear you, man.
	We can't even hear you.
	Come on, man.
	I've got everything on the way up.
	All right.
	The engineer is telling me everything.
	You got everybody that's calling, you're going to have to, you know, get off your Obama phone and get into a real phone.
	I think you heard something about Master Mason or something of that nature.
	How about 301 Radio Graffiti?
	Hi.
	My name is Sam Candy, and I think that I got you.
	We met each other in Grindr, and I think that I might have gotten like you A because like I What are you joking?
	Get this brawn off of here.
	What are you talking about, man?
	I should have never have said that I where what the fuck was that?
	What was that?
	I might have met you off Grinder, man.
	Are you 804 Radio Graffiti?
	Yeah.
	Hey, I'm your newest subscriber.
	I got a question for you, ghost.
	What up, man?
	So I just wanted to ask if Tyrone devil did your Mrs. Ghost in the camera.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Shut up, you stupid, Femi-sounding fruit bowl, all right?
	You don't even have enough intestinal or testicular fortitude to say that to me, you sack of crap.
	So just sit there and shut your mouth.
	How about Eric Code 214 Radio Graffiti?
	No, ghost.
	When are the government going to reopen?
	I'm not going to get my EBT.
	What am I going to do, baby?
	Yeah, you got to get a job.
	Get a job.
	Go.
	Get a job.
Radio Graffiti Subscriber Interaction 00:04:28
	I'm sorry.
	That's what you're going to have to do.
	It's what I've been doing my whole goddamn life, Milky Liquor.
	How about 956 Radio Graffiti?
	Hello, hello.
	What?
	I mean, that's Obama-phone-esque, man.
	That's Obama phone-esque, bro.
	Man, come on, man.
	That's making me belch.
	You know that?
	How about 443 Radio Graffiti?
	Hey, ghost, I just wanted to say I agree with most of the things you say on your show.
	However, my best friend did call in recently and you hung up on him.
	I was wondering if you would apologize for calling him the I'm not apologizing to anybody.
	You can apologize on this nuts, all right?
	How about uh 608 radio graffiti?
	Oh, it's funny, Mr. Spencer's hair.
	Jesus, you sound like you got a fucking rodent up your hole.
	How about uh 732 radio graffiti?
	Hey, ghost, how's it going today?
	How's it going, man?
	Hey, I'm doing pretty good.
	Hey, I want to share something with you.
	I've been looking up your true capitalist radio control, and I feel like I want to showcase what it would sound like if it had the ghost show name in it.
	I'm sorry, I can't even understand what you're saying for Christ's sake.
	All right, I'm sitting over here.
	I'm trying to do a show.
	I'm obviously high off the devil's lettuce.
	I'm drinking.
	I can't even understand what the hell you're saying for Christ's sake.
	Listen, if you're on the horn right now, speak like you got a pair.
	All right, talk like you got a pair for Christ's sake.
	Oh, God, man.
	646 radio graffiti.
	Hello, I used to be a progressive until I started watching your show.
	And I have to say, I agree with what you said earlier on the show that we need to give our welfare checks over to ISIS door to get us delivery of.
	All right, shut up.
	I never said that.
	That was stupid.
	That was a stupid troll.
	And you can tell it man, you can tell the no personality jerk dicks that we have in this country just by listening to this, man.
	Oh, my God.
	How about 615 radio graffiti?
	Transgender kids, autistic kids, castrate kids, child porn stars, camp light kids, barn victims.
	Hey, shut up.
	No, don't start that crap now.
	Don't even, don't, don't you even dare.
	Don't you even dare, you milky liquor.
	Jesus Christ, man, it's never gonna end, man.
	This is, you know, Jesus.
	719 radio graffiti.
	It will be legal in Texas to shoot Donald Trump.
	What?
	You son of a brick.
	You look, I'm gonna come.
	Look, I was gonna do cans there.
	I was gonna throw some crap around, but I'm not gonna do it, man.
	I'm not, I'm not gonna do it for that, all right?
	Everybody knows that I'm pro-Donald Trump, and I would never say that.
	That's a splice, and it's a bunch of crap.
	All right.
	It must be the devil's lettuce that's sparking synapses in my brain before I become so impulsive.
	You know what I'm saying?
	How about who else we have here?
	How about 517 Radio Graffiti?
	Are you just going to be a Helen Keller?
	Yeah, it is you, you son of a bitch.
	You should have said something, you milky liquor.
	How about 509 Radio Graffiti?
	Johnny Longfeather is a good man.
	You know.
	Shut up.
	I can't even freaking hear you.
	Speak up, assholes.
	All right, speak the hell up if you're going to be on Radio Graffiti.
	I bet you most of you are talking low, so mommy doesn't hear you.
	Like, hey, I don't want mommy to hear me.
	Oh, it's nothing, mommy.
	Stupid tards.
Virtual Reality Radio Frequency 00:15:00
	How about 850, Radio Graffiti?
	Underfit, comrade, bean comrade, Melissa, comrade, nigger comrades, U.S. Comrade, Hambo, Comrade, Lawyer.
	Get him out of here.
	Get him off.
	Get him off for Christ's sake.
	Shut up.
	And everybody in the chat room saying that I'm using Windows 98, go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, I get no respect.
	920, Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, ghost.
	You were talking about arcades earlier in the chat.
	So there's a VR arcade coming out in Green Bay called Edge VR.
	You heard of virtual reality, right?
	Well, no, I haven't really been into virtual reality gaming.
	I've been interested in it, but I've never done it.
	Why you ask?
	Well, I think virtual reality will be in the future in business, so it'd be a good IPO to invest in when they come out with new systems.
	So the future's here now.
	So enjoy it.
	Yeah, I agree.
	To be honest with you, I want to be honest.
	All right.
	I would love for people to hear the show in a virtual reality realm.
	You know, I was thinking about this.
	I mean, you know, because this is where virtual reality is headed, you know, everybody could go to, like, I could create a virtual reality bar.
	Everybody's sitting around.
	Everybody's, you know, everybody's drinking.
	And, you know, it'd be great.
	But I don't think virtual reality is there just yet.
	It's almost there, but it's not there yet.
	How about 917 Radio Graffiti?
	Ah, Ghost is now the right time to buy Link.
	Are you talking about Chainlink, man?
	What's up with you, Chainlink cryptocurrency worshipers, man?
	I mean, seriously, man.
	I mean, I don't get it.
	I don't get it, man.
	Y'all are like the Tron people.
	Anyway, let me move on.
	How about 909, Raider Graffiti?
	Thank you.
	Just shut up, please.
	Enough of that crap.
	It's never going to end, is it?
	It's never going to end.
	832, Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, ghost.
	So look at Wikipedia and like InfoWars came out in like March 6, 99.
	Doesn't that put him out like way before you?
	Yeah, you know what?
	I'm glad you brought that up.
	Why don't you take a look at his work?
	Why don't you take a look?
	They're talking about this asshole's talking about Alex Jones.
	You take a look at Alex Jones's work pre-2008 before I came along in the podcasting arena.
	And then take a look at Alex Jones post-2008.
	He's been ripping me off for 11 years.
	And all I'm asking from Alex Jones is a little bit of a fucking appreciation.
	Excuse my French.
	I'm sorry.
	Just a little bit of appreciation.
	That's all I'm asking.
	All right.
	As a matter of fact, I think that Alex Jones' best work was when he was producing documentaries, if you want my opinion.
	Anyway, let's move on.
	How about Jesus Christ, all these freaking people?
	How about 937 Radio Graffiti?
	Hi, Alex.
	Will you be attending the Texas show?
	Shut up.
	I'm not Alex.
	Go shove it up your goddamn cheese hole.
	All right.
	How about 984 radio graffiti?
	How are you doing, Ghost?
	I just want to know.
	Why does the engineer talk anymore?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	You want to know why the engineer doesn't talk?
	Because I'm the talent, asshole.
	I'm the talent.
	Jesus Christ.
	336 radio graffiti.
	You people have ruined episode 9 after such a great episode.
	Episode 8.
	Man, this is horrible.
	All right.
	Everything's going wrong.
	What a horrible Wednesday broadcast this is.
	Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.
	All right.
	Everything.
	Jesus Christ.
	I don't have an Obama connection.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Shut up out there that are saying that I'm an old man that doesn't know technology.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Liar.
	Liar.
	Go shove it up.
	Go shove it.
	Who is this?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Go shove it up your ass, all of you, all right?
	I was around when the goddamn internet was at its infancy, man.
	Do you understand that?
	I was on the internet back in 1994, 1995, you ungrateful pricks.
	All right?
	I still know how to work old technology.
	So if all you haters are hating on me, suck it.
	All right?
	Suck it.
	Jesus Christ, these people, man.
	Judging people.
	You know what?
	I'm not even going there.
	How about 850 radio goddamn graffiti?
	Underfed niggas, dipping niggas, boss.
	Nigger niggas, Jewish niggas.
	Get this asshole out of you, you stupid racist bastard.
	This is what you get when you try to make the show a little interactive out here.
	This is what you get, man.
	908 radio graffiti.
	Hey, ghost.
	If you want me in the inner circle, what you fuck with my sister?
	She's 12.
	Shut this, you're a sick bastard, for Christ's sake, man.
	How about 352 radio graffiti?
	Before I take another goddamn radio graffiti call from you sons of bitches, I'm gonna sip on some more dick, man.
	That's what I'm gonna do.
	Let me pop this shit.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	We got a shot of dick going on.
	It's the only way I can pallet this crap, man.
	You guys are understanding.
	You understand what I'm saying here, all right?
	You fucking ass.
	You son of a bitch!
	I never said that.
	That's a great thing.
	I never said that!
	I was talking about dickle.
	All right?
	I was talking about dickle.
	George Dickle Sour Mash whiskey.
	And everybody who's been listening to me knows it.
	These people out here are trying to make me sound like something I'm not.
	I don't appreciate it one bit.
	And F you in the chat room for laughing at me.
	Wait a minute.
	There's some idiot on here called Ghostler on Grinder.
	Who the fuck are you?
	Hey, Ghost.
	How's it going?
	Who are you?
	I just want to ask, how long have you been recording these shows?
	Pre-recording, I mean.
	You know what?
	Go shove it up, your ass ghostler on grinder.
	Stop calling me Ghostler.
	Freaking fruit bowl.
	Who else do we got here?
	We got Butler.
	You're on the air.
	Butler, radio graffiti.
	It will be legal in Texas to shoot eaters from helicopters, which sounds funny to me.
	Just right from the day header.
	Boom!
	Boom!
	Sure, shooting these goddamn sons of bitches.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not, you know what, man?
	I'm not even going to acknowledge that, you son of a bitch.
	I know what you people are trying to do.
	You know what?
	Before I get too pissed off, let me go ahead and take another whiff or another smoke of the magic dragon, you know?
	And I really don't appreciate you people doing this.
	This is what you get when you try to make the show interactive.
	And look, you people have made my show hell throughout this whole episode goddamn 11, man.
	You know, I had a lot of really serious things to talk about today.
	You know, I was going to tell you incels that are out there that are just waxing your carrot, you know, that are just spitting in your hand and just waxing your carrot.
	Like, I was going to try to show you how to meet some women, you know, how to understand how to meet women.
	But, you know, we never got around to that because you people are assholes.
	All right, before I take this hit, let's take another radio graffiti.
	How about 518 radio graffiti?
	This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
	This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
	What's going on, folks?
	Thank you for tuning in with me.
	This is the Ghost Show, episode 11.
	I am the host, the man they call Ghost.
	I am big news.
	And the reason I have made that decided on this broadcast is because we're going to have a serious conversation later on in the broadcast about production notes here.
	Anyway, I know more about black history than Karik Masheed.
	I can tell you that right goddamn now.
	Let me tell you something.
	I would stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you sorry sack of crap.
	Yeah, go fuck.
	You go shove it up here.
	Get it.
	Get that.
	Get that asshole out of here for 26 stupid ass Sparta.
	I'm not fake news, man.
	I'm not fake news.
	I'm not fake news, assholes.
	I'd buy that for you.
	Who is this?
	Who is this?
	Pick up 336.
	Pick up 336.
	Where the hell are you?
	All right.
	Because you did that 336.
	Hold on.
	I'm looking for you.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	All right.
	336 radio graffiti.
	They smell like shit.
	They're so fucking stupid.
	They're living on our goddamn paycheck.
	What?
	And I fucking hate them.
	I cannot fucking damn niggers.
	You asshole.
	You god damn racist son of a bitch!
	I'm on YouTube, you son of a bitch!
	I'M ON YOUTUBE!
	God damn it!
	I'm gonna end this.
	I'm gonna end this crap.
	I'm not even joking.
	I'm gonna end this crap.
	You're making me belch, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	818 Radio Graffiti.
	818.
	I'd buy that for us.
	Yeah, you're not saying anything.
	What is this?
	Pick up XTCR, you stupid hambone.
	XTCR, you stupid.
	What are you talking about, XTCR?
	I don't see anything.
	I don't see nothing.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	You stupid Milky Licker.
	There's nothing like that on here.
	Good God.
	How about 949 Raider Graffiti?
	Is that all you're going to say?
	Great.
	You're freaking Helen Keller death mutes for Paris.
	What is this?
	That was the wrong 336.
	Try again.
	What are you talking about?
	Wrong three.
	What are you talking about?
	What are you talking about?
	33.
	God damn it, these freaking trolls.
	Are you trolling my ass right now?
	All right.
	I think I found it.
	I hope I found it.
	Let's put it that way.
	I hope I found it.
	336 radio graffiti.
	Hey, ghost, longtime listener.
	Huge fan of the show.
	But I have something important to say.
	Did you know the bronies are using your IP?
	Your merch?
	What do you what?
	I can't even hear you.
	What'd you say again?
	The bronies are using your IP, your merch.
	They're selling it at the furry con.
	The bronies are wanting to go up your perch.
	I don't even know what you're saying, man.
	What is this?
	Pick up 415.
	Jesus Christ, you sons of bitches, man.
	415 radio graffiti.
	Hey, hey, it's LeBon.
	All right, well, good to hear from you.
	What's up, man?
	Earlier I told you how Alex Jones left you a message, right?
	Like, I have the video clip here.
	What do you have?
	What the fuck's your problem?
	You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian?
	You get in my face with that, I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
	What?
	What?
	You fucking damn fucker.
	Listen, fuckhead.
	Did Alex Jones really say that?
	Stop pushing your shit.
	You're the people that have fucked this country over.
	What?
	Listen, you assholes are probably doing some splicing crap or any of that.
	There's no way.
	Where did you get that?
	From a goddamn Alex Jones personal call?
	I'd buy that front.
	What is this?
	Answer 512.
	Do it, pussy.
	Well, Jesus Christ, man.
	Why don't you give me some time?
	I got a whole bunch of people over here.
	I'll do it right now.
	You think I'm a puss?
	I'll do it right now, you fucking fruit bull.
	How about 512, radio graffiti?
	This is Sparner, Radio Graffiti.
	Oh, God.
	This is true, Michael Radio.
	True Tricho Radio.
	What the hell?
	Christ.
Gaming Channel Promotion 00:11:33
	The badass of accident bonekin.
	Give him vomit or give him death.
	You son of a bitch.
	Broadcasting from the pup stained toilet of his bathroom in ugly San Antonio, Texas.
	Go shove it up, your ass, man.
	ML.
	That's not funny.
	The man who pukes well giving the engineer head.
	Go shove it up, your ass.
	I'm not doing that to the engineer, you son of a bitch!
	Go shove it up your...
	God damn it!
	Go shove it up your ass!
	You're looking on my face, you little twerp!
	God damn it!
	God damn!
	Oh, God, man.
	Listen.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	I'm only going to take a couple of more of these radio graffitis, and I'm out of here.
	I can't take this.
	I mean, I have been literally bombarded with nothing but cyberbullying.
	And believe me, it's cyberbullying for the past three hours and a half.
	It's three hours and 37 minutes, man.
	I can't take it.
	I can't.
	I'm only going to take a couple more and I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	717.
	Oh, God, well, 717, oh, Jesus Christ.
	I got to find you here in the midst of like a whole bunch of people.
	All right, here we go.
	Hold on just a second.
	I think I clicked the wrong one.
	Hold on.
	No, I think I heard.
	Here we go.
	All right.
	717 radio graffiti.
	Hey, man, John Ballerfic.
	If you're thinking about doing a gaming channel, man, definitely do so.
	That'd be pretty great, man.
	And definitely consider adding me and Jackler to the inner circle, man.
	I know you've been talking to everybody.
	They might hate us, but it'd be pretty good.
	I contacted you on your website, by the way.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I got that, Johnny Ballerfic.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Do you know anybody in the inner circle by any chance?
	No, but, I mean, I'd like to get involved.
	I could help you out, man, with that whole, uh, especially with the gaming channel, man.
	I could definitely get you to up in there.
	If you think you're saying, I don't want to be a noob, but definitely we can get you going professional, man.
	Hey, hey, you know, that'd be great.
	You know what, Johnny Ballerfic and Jackler, we'll look into it, man.
	You want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
	Rick Hoover, man.
	He's pretty cool, but yeah, we love you, man.
	Definitely be great if you could get us to the bottom.
	Pick up 817, you stupid hambo.
	Or are you going to suck on your dickle like a good boy?
	Fighting games and everything, man.
	I know you don't game that much, but it'll be pretty good.
	Well, man, Johnny Ballerfic, I'll definitely consider it.
	And obviously, you and Jackler, even though y'all have been semi-trolling, I still gotta, you know, I gotta run it by the inner circle.
	Anyway, I got a text to speech for 817, okay?
	I'm at 817 radio graffiti.
	They think they're the best dancers, and they think, dude, I'm not racist, but I fucking hate niggas.
	Get this asshole out of here.
	Get him out!
	Stop doing this wasted garbage!
	God!
	God damn it!
	God!
	God!
	I've had enough!
	I've had enough.
	I've had enough, man.
	I'm sorry.
	I've had enough, man.
	All right.
	I'm going to.
	You know, I want to take a couple of more calls, but you people are just a bunch of assholes, man.
	You're a bunch of assholes.
	Good God!
	All right.
	I'm going to.
	I'm only going to take a few more, man.
	I'm not even kidding.
	608 Radio Graffiti.
	I can't wait for a gaming channel, Ghost.
	I'm going to eat shoes while watching the game and throw my cheese hauls.
	Yeah, shut, shut up, you son of a bitch.
	Good God, I wish I could lay the Ike Turner smack hand on your mother for producing someone like you.
	You understand?
	Son of a bitch.
	How about 917 Radio Graffiti?
	Ghost, I don't understand.
	Shane Link is the best.
	Shut, shut up.
	I'm not listening to that for heaven's sake.
	850 Radio Graffiti.
	What is this?
	Get this asshole out of here.
	He sounds like he's talking from the inside of an ass.
	Good God, man.
	Who else do we have here?
	How about 315 Radio Graffiti?
	What the hell?
	What is?
	What is that supposed to mean, for Christ's sake, man?
	808 Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, hey, Obama phone.
	We can't hear you.
	Obama phone.
	We can't hear you.
	Good God.
	We got Kai in Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, ghost.
	How's it going?
	What's up, man?
	Hey, man.
	I appreciate the show.
	It's really great so far.
	Even though the trolls are freaking trolling you and shit.
	I mean, it isn't hard pre-recording a show and running a gay prostitution ring on Grinder.
	All right.
	Shut.
	Shut this asshole up.
	Get him out of here.
	He sounds like some stupid tard that could barely sputter out a sentence fragment out of his suckhole.
	Good God.
	How about 937 Radio Graffiti?
	Hey, Ghost.
	I only became a listener of yours for like a couple days now.
	You can thank Jacqueline for that.
	But I was wondering if you were going to be in the San Antonio area for a local convention that me, Jacqueline, John, and Captain Osham are putting together.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, you know what?
	I'm not even going to let you say it.
	I'm not going to let you humiliate my show.
	All right.
	I know what you're going to do.
	You're going to say some furry or some anime or some kind of garbage like that.
	I don't want to hear that crap.
	Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking smelling salmon hole.
	I'm only going to take a couple of more of these because I'm done.
	I'm so done with this show.
	Episode 11.
	I am not fake news.
	And you people have besmirched me, man.
	You people made me look like an asshole.
	Oh, Christ.
	717, one more.
	717, one more.
	All right.
	717 radio graffiti.
	I appreciate all the stuff you were saying earlier about how people, even the trolls, really love you down low.
	And I think that's really true, man.
	You run a really good broadcast ever since back in the day with conservative radio.
	And I don't know, man.
	Shit's been really good.
	Hey, man, well, I appreciate it once again.
	Johnny Baller Fic, man.
	I love the positivity.
	I'm loving this because all I get is troll terrorism and cyber verminism, man.
	That's all I get.
	And it seems like that's going to be my freaking show or something, man.
	I don't know, man.
	5-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
	All right, shut this stupid idiot up, for Christ's sake, man.
	Good God.
	How about 339 Radio Graffiti?
	What the hell is your brother?
	All right, shut this idiot up.
	He sounds like he's deep throating the phone for heaven's sake.
	Oh, God, man.
	How about 323 Radio Graffiti?
	You know what?
	I'm not letting that go on the air.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	I'm not letting that on the air, you son of a bitch.
	Oh, my God.
	312 Radio Graffiti.
	It's the rise of Ghostler now.
	It's the rise of Ghostler.
	Oh, hell, Ghostler.
	Oh, hail, Ghostler.
	Oh, hell, Ghostler.
	It's the rise of Ghost.
	Hey, hey, hey, shut that off.
	Hey, hey, assholes.
	Don't bring that up when I'm on YouTube.
	All right.
	That was back in the meme wars of 2016, man.
	We're in freaking YouTube now.
	Don't call me Ghostler.
	Don't go that direction, man.
	We're in the big time now.
	All right?
	Christ, man.
	Stop that crap.
	Just stop.
	All right, listen, I'm going to take two more.
	I'm out of here.
	I got to go.
	I can't take this crap anymore.
	I can't.
	I can't take this crap.
	517 Radio Graffiti.
	You know, you know, I. What the hell did you say?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	He had like some kind of a brain fart moment or something.
	How about 301 Radio Graffiti?
	Hey, it's me, Vam Candy, and I'm really pissed that you fucking hung up on me.
	How dare you?
	We met and fucked, and I just don't understand why you don't.
	You know what?
	Shut up.
	Shut up, you freaking fruit.
	Shut up.
	I'm out of here, you dumb thunder.
	All right, look, that's enough.
	That's enough of episode 11.
	That's enough.
	I'm ending this crap, and I'm ending it now because you sons of bitches don't give a crap.
	All right, end it now, engineer.
	Yeah, goodbye.
	I'm out of here.
	How dare you, man?
	How dare all of you?
	I mean, I want to show that I can do that serious.
	I've got hundreds of thousands of listeners that are disappointed, man.
	Read the comments.
	Read the goddamn comments.
	They want to hear the financial insight.
	They want to hear the political and social commentary.
	And we can't get to it because of you assholes, man.
	We can't get to it.
	We can't get to it.
	So, you know what?
	I'm out of here, man.
	I'm out of here.
	You assholes.
	We'll be lucky if I come back on Baller Friday, man.
	I'm not joking.
YouTube Follow Request 00:02:40
	You're just cyberbullying.
	That's all my show is.
	Let's cyberbully ghosts.
	Let's make ghosts upset.
	Let's make them all an emotional wreck.
	I mean, shove it up, your ass.
	Shoving up your ass I'm getting the hell out of here, okay?
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Name one time Alex Jones ripped you off.
	He ripped me off He he ripped off the Bernie Sanders impression.
	All right Hey, I'm Boynie Sandies and I'm here That's just one that's just one please contact me back because I would love to help you out along with personal financial insight well I appreciate that Johnny Baller Fick.
	All right, thank you But listen, I gotta end the show I this has been a horrible show.
	I thought this was gonna actually be a decent goddamn show.
	It started off half-ass and it ended up into whatever the hell this is Whatever the hell this is man a bunch of cyberbullying and all you people think I'm looking at the chat room at you soulless bastards.
	You're taking gratification in my sorrow.
	What is this?
	Underfed kids.
	All right.
	Shove up your ass.
	Lost kids.
	Shut up.
	Homeless kids.
	Shut up.
	Hit and run kids.
	All right, I'm getting out of here.
	Broken hearts.
	All right.
	Broken kids.
	If I come back.
	Underfed kids.
	Shut up.
	Molested kids.
	Shut up.
	Lost kids.
	Fine kids.
	How long is this?
	Shut up.
	Just shut your mouth.
	If.
	And I do mean if I come back on Baller Friday, once again, it'll be between the hours of 7.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time to 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
	And what you need to do is you need to follow me on YouTube.
	You need to follow me on YouTube and you need to follow me now.
	And click the little bell.
	Click that little bell so once I'm online, you will be here for the live show.
	It's obvious that if you're going to listen to the broadcast, you want to listen to the live broadcast, all right?
	And once again, before I get the hell out of here, oh man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Common Decency and Favorites 00:01:49
	Whatever happens to me on YouTube, whatever happens to me anywhere, add to your bookmarks.
	Add to your favorites, ghost.report.
	Okay, type that in your browser.
	Add that to your bookmarks.
	Add that to your favorites.
	That's my only social media representation.
	Okay, so if anything, anything happens to the YouTube channel, go to ghost.report.
	You know, you will be the first to know where I'm broadcasting again.
	Jesus Christ.
	What is this?
	Buttered ghost.
	Jesus Christ.
	Underfed kids.
	I'm out of here.
	Shut up your ass.
	I'm out of here.
	I am at it.
	Shut up your ass.
	F you.
	F you.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	I'm out of here.
	Let's go.
	I'm out of here.
	I am out of here.
	Shut up.
	Stop.
	Just stop.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Stop trolling me, you assholes.
	Stop.
	I'm out of here, you sacks of crap.
	You'll be lucky if I come back on goddamn Friday, man.
	You'll be lucky if I come back live on Friday.
	You trolls.
	Get me out of here, engineer.
	I'm tired.
	Episode 11 sucked.
	These trolls had no respect, man.
	And they had no common decency!
	Get me out of here, Engineer.
	I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
	I'm getting- GET ME OUTTION!
	ENGINER!
	GOD DAMNIT!
	Get me out of it!

Chapters

00:00:03 Underground Show Introduction
00:03:27 Alex Jones Russian Agent Accusations
00:06:19 Serious Topics and Sleep Aids
00:12:37 Gaming References and Gamer Talk
00:23:58 Technology Antenna Debate
00:31:19 Economic Negativity and EBT Cards
00:38:43 Stock Market Inflation and FHA Loans
00:45:55 Official Streaming Website Announcement
01:02:01 Broadcasting Career Reflections
01:16:48 Cyberbullying and Beer Break
01:31:58 Family Privacy Violations
01:47:28 Ending Broadcast Due to Trolls
01:57:47 Drinking Shots During Chaos
02:07:33 America Freedom Rant
02:11:06 Cigar Connoisseur Insults
02:26:17 Losing Listeners to Cyberbullies
02:31:45 Taking a Smoke Break
02:38:41 Legalizing Pot and Hemorrhoid Juice
02:43:08 Mellow Feelings on Weed History
02:54:07 Copyright and Content Creator Support
03:00:52 Radio Graffiti Transition
03:15:25 Radio Graffiti Subscriber Interaction
03:19:54 Virtual Reality Radio Frequency
03:34:54 Gaming Channel Promotion
03:46:28 YouTube Follow Request
03:49:08 Common Decency and Favorites