Ghost's 11th anniversary broadcast devolves into "troll terrorism" as viewers spam racist slurs, sexual harassment, and conspiracy theories regarding the CIA and Alex Jones. Amidst technical failures and demands for radio graffiti, Ghost condemns the abuse as "cyber verminism," defending his wife against false claims while briefly discussing market dips in the Dow Jones and bullish Uber IPOs before abruptly ending the show early, vowing not to return until Monday. [Automatically generated summary]
It's damn Baller Friday up in this son of a bitch.
I hope that you're having yourself a good Friday.
I know I have.
I'm already patronizing a little bit of a happy hour with Mrs. Ghost, so I'm already a little tipsy getting ready for this show.
This is the Ghost Show, episode number six.
It's Baller Friday.
Woo!
I hope that you're having a great Baller Friday.
I am the host, the man they call Ghost.
Once again, this is the Ghost Show.
Thank you for tuning in.
Make sure to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
If you could be so kind to do so.
All right, baby, that's what I'm talking about.
We're waiting for everybody to come into the broadcast right now.
That's what we're doing.
Making sure everybody out there gets their subscription notice.
That's right.
Episode six, Baller Friday is here, and I will get through my show.
I guarantee it, okay?
I will get to and through my show, all right?
You're damn right.
It's Baller Friday.
It's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
And we're going to do things the way it should be.
All right.
Let's continue.
What is this?
Hold on.
Turn us down.
All rise for the national anthem.
I haven't even gotten through the goddamn, I haven't even, what are you talking about?
Cheeseburger freedom man.
I haven't even gotten the title screen off, man.
Engineer, can you take the title screen off, please?
Thank you very much.
Oh, my gosh.
Listen, happy Baller Friday, folks.
I haven't even gotten through.
I don't know what I don't know what this was.
I don't know.
Thank you very much, Cheeseburger Freedom Man.
And what is this?
We got Johnny Ballerfic, 717, get ready for all $8, $8, $8, $8, $8, $8.
Okay.
Let me just.
Rape, rape.
Right, rape!
Rake, rape!
Oh, no!
Come on!
It's Baller Friday, man.
Let me get through.
Just a tag bit of my show, man.
When she ain't awake, it feels better uninvited to her place, man.
Shut up.
Put that Coke on the plate and put that Coke in my face.
See, Johnny Ballerfic, real funny.
Wipeout 213.
Listen, wipeout 123 Johnny Ballerfic cheeseburger.
Put the Spencer here.
Let me get through my show.
I haven't even started.
I haven't even gotdam started, man.
What is this?
What are you going?
What is this poop?
What is this poop?
What is that crap?
Just let me get through my freaking show, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Wipeout 213.
Really funny.
What is that crap?
Johnny Ballerfic, the classic liberal.
There you go, baby.
What?
The clap.
Can you just let me get through my show, man?
Oh, no!
Not she's just goddamn.
I don't condone this.
I haven't even started my show, man.
Let me start my show, please.
You damn troll.
Damn, cyber vermin, man.
Just let me start my show for Christ's sake.
I freaking Ram Ranch.
I buy that first.
Oh, God.
Hey, Ghost.
Happy Baller Friday.
Hope you have a good show.
Well, thank you.
Happy hanging with Nick Hurst, man.
I really appreciate the five.
And I'm trying to have a Baller Friday.
I'm trying to get the Baller Friday show started.
It's Butter Friday.
I want some double dip chips with poop sauce.
That's disgusting.
Hitler's gas bill.
That's a horrible name, by the way.
You sick bastards.
Listen, stop.
Just stop what you're doing with all the goddamn troll tomfoolery that you're doing with the damn media shares and all this other garbage, all right?
Let me get through my show.
All right?
It's Baller Friday, episode six.
I want to start showing the people here on YouTube.
We're on YouTube now.
Don't you all understand that?
We're on YouTube now.
This is big time.
All right.
I'm going to show my financial knowledge and why hundreds of thousands of people throughout the internet and throughout the world listen to this broadcast for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
All right, we're at YouTube now, man.
So calm your asses down.
Oh, it started with the...
What?
Nice song to warm up the show.
No, no, spy from Texas.
No!
I haven't even started the goddamn show!
What?
What is this?
Let me get through my stuff!
Stop!
Just stop it now!
All you goddamn throwers!
All you cyber vermin!
Stop!
Stop this clown!
Spy from Texas!
All you people, the classic liberalists, all you people!
Stop!
Just stop!
Let me get through my show, man!
What?
Just let me just stop.
All right.
Just stop what you're doing.
And let me get through my show before we start getting into this crap that we had on episode five that was a complete mockery to any attempt at a show, man.
I can't believe that the last show is even on record to be listened to again.
It's a disgrace.
It's a disgrace and a mockery.
Jesus, man.
Look.
Just let me start my show, okay?
Jesus Christ, man.
Come on.
It's Baller Friday.
Let me do my show, please.
All right, listen.
I'm sorry for the rigamaroo that we're having here at the beginning of the broadcast.
I know we have a lot of people that listen to the broadcast here for the financial commentary and the cryptocurrency and all that.
I understand that.
I'm sorry.
We're going to get to it now.
These goddamn trolls just don't know when to quit.
And I'm glad that they're settling their asses down right now because it's a Baller Friday and I want to do my show.
So let's just get to it, okay?
First and foremost, I just want to remind everybody right now.
God, what is this?
Patiently waiting.
Holy shit, eight hours later, you're still finding ways to not start the damn market segment.
Guess everything's bigger in Texas, you big fat hambone.
Just shut up, all right?
I mean, I was about to get to it there patiently waiting before you started flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to make a mockery on me of me on this interactivity that I allow you people to have on this show.
So give me a goddamn break, all right?
I just wanted to remind everybody before somebody else tries to troll me again.
I want to remind everybody that we are now in the 21st day of the government shutdown.
Oh, God, what?
Y'all, boy Sans Sands Deltarune?
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, God, no.
Come on.
What is this?
Wait, what is this?
Some kind of CIA black operation stuff, man.
What is this?
What is this?
Some kind of liberal Morris code to try to get everybody to become a goddamn social justice warrior?
What is this?
Trying to ignore the low goddamn show on my own goddamn show.
You people are trying to ignore.
What is Goliad barbecue pit?
Oh, no.
Let's not start that.
Den of drugs, rape, and children.
You son of a bitch.
Don't you talk about the Texas martyrs?
Alan Morris.
And Goliad barbecue pit.
That's disgusting.
Texas Martards and Slaved.
You're a liar.
You're rewriting history.
And I don't appreciate your goddamn name.
Disrespect.
Welcome to capitalist powers.
Putus.
What the hell is this?
You're making for the Texas Martyrs, and now it's just Poodus.
Putus.
What is this now?
Let me do my show, man.
Come on.
Get off with you, pervert, man.
Listen!
Please!
Just let me do my show!
Give me some of that 69 that you inverted the ghost lurt.
Just shut up, alright, Nick Hurst.
69 crackers, whatever the hell that means.
All right, just leave me alone with that crowd.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Could you expand on your personal relationship with Alex Jones?
I don't have a relationship with Alex Jones.
Isn't the early 2000s while you were late 2000s?
Have you ever interacted with him in real life?
Listen, I don't want to comment on that, alright?
We got a history.
We got a history, Andin.
Sing this first for the fruits.
We got a history, Annette.
I don't want to talk about Alex Jones.
And what does this sing for the fruits?
We've got Johnny Bowler.
We are drinking some.
See, you're making me screw up.
This is YouTube.
I can't be going down that direction.
We gotta be a little politically correct now.
We can't go.
Like, this is YouTube.
We can't do that, man.
Why would you do that, man?
Whoever Johnny Ballerfic is, 717, this is a person that's, he's been in the show.
That's like 2011 days, man.
I'm telling you right now.
What is this?
Scout.
What's going on, Scout?
What do you want me?
Can you just let me get through my show, please?
Need a dispenser here.
Can you just please?
Need a dispenser here.
Get through my show.
I haven't even given it.
I dispenser.
Need a dispenser here.
I haven't even given it any.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here, need a dispenser here.
Crap up.
Hey, ghost.
I'm a proud Texan and hate the people who mock our great state.
A moment of silence for the Texas.
You're damn right, President.
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
Some kind of a sick joke?
Proud Texan?
Oh, you son of a bitch, man.
I guarantee you, you people wouldn't be here in Texas making fun of the Texas martyrs.
I guarantee goddamn to you.
Oh, yeah, the Lakofaracha.
You gotta shove it up your ass.
Whatever the hell they're gonna do.
Shove it up your ass.
Oh, God.
Hey, baby kicks.
Don't deny our personal relationship.
I'll be by your little store later for some super male vitality.
What are you talking about, Alex Jones?
That's not even the real Alex Jones.
Shut up.
All right, let's not get into my and Alex Jones' history.
I don't want to talk about it.
He rips me off.
You're still standing strong after 11 years since January 11th, 2008.
Happy 11th anniversary ghosting Friday.
Shut Up Alex Jones00:03:51
Hey, hey, thank you, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
You're damn right.
That's an appropriate song.
I'm still standing, huh?
You're right, Sonic the Hedgehog.
You're damn right.
I'm still standing.
It's 11 years today that I started the broadcast.
I'm still standing.
You're damn right.
It's 11th anniversary unless somebody put me up, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Mr. Sonic did.
Why won't you tell us about the furries?
What are you talking about, Dan the Oracle?
Man, I'm just on a zone here.
What the hell is this crap?
Where do you come up with this?
Where do you find this?
Who produces this malarkey, man?
What?
Please shut this damn thing off.
This is it.
Oh, Christ.
We got an anonymous $8.
I can only imagine.
Listen, I'm trying to do my show, okay, anonymous.
Need a dispenser here.
I need a dispenser here.
That's freaking stupid.
That's freaking stupid.
Let me get through my show.
I haven't even started my show.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
I haven't even got them started, man.
Fat Marshall, since you got so much money, fake rage.
What the hell are you talking about, Fat Marshall?
All right.
Are you listening?
Listen to these people.
I haven't even started my show.
Happy Baller Friday ghosts start the show two hours earlier.
Hey, Eastern time.
You just donated the last time it said that, man.
This is prime time.
This is prime time.
It always turns out good.
What is this?
Every time I've held you, I thought you understood.
What is this?
Are you trying to.
What is this crap?
People say.
Are you trying to win me?
You want to win sympathy?
You want me to be like, all right.
Eastern time, two hours earlier.
This is prime time internet, believe it or not, man.
Eastern time.
It's primetime internet.
Hey, ghost.
We are all glad you brought back radio graffiti just the way Alan Colms introduced it back in the late 80s.
Shut up about Alan Combs.
And by the way, R.I.P. Alan Combs, even though he was a liberal piece of trash.
But shove it up your ass.
Don't give up.
Fight back against the trolls.
I'm trying, Jim.
I'm trying.
And hey, Jane Walker Third Harvest.
Yeah, thanks for the dollar, you asshole.
I really appreciate it.
All right.
Freedom for Shetland and Orkney from the tyranny of Britannia and ask James.
What the hell are you talking about?
Thanks, Jim.
Long live the Raven Trust.
Mr. Judges, what the hell is this?
Hey, yeah, look, I wish Britannia had these balls.
They're talking about doing a second referendum.
What happened to Britannia?
What happened to Britannia?
Just let me do my show, please.
Each and everyone.
Fight Back Against Trolls00:03:05
Just stop this crap.
Stop.
Let's everyone support Team Fortress 2 movement.
What the hell does that mean?
Wipe out two one.
What the hell is this me?
Shut this crap up and let me conduct my show!
Let me just dodge my show.
I'm serious, it's a boring Friday!
Stupid dumb...
What the hell does it mean?
What the hell does this stupid repetitive garbage mean?
What does it mean?
I don't get it!
Jesus Christ, man!
I'm just trying to do this out!
Stop!
Stop this garbage!
Stop this garbage!
Engineer, you have a chance to take out Ghost and take over the show.
True Engineer Radio Engineer Radio.
True Engineer Radio True.
Engineering.
Are you hearing this engineer?
True Engineer Radio.
True Engineer Radio.
Leave the engineer alone, all hell.
Stop the dispenser.
Unoriginal.
Stop it.
you talking about you talking about and a dispenser Need a dispenser here.
Need Go a dispenser here.
Need Go ahead and dispense here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Started my show, man.
Why don't you tell the truth about the Texas martyrs?
Shut up.
They were terrorists who raped and pillaged.
You're a liar.
Spacey was actually Texas Martyrs equals kids.
You're a liar.
You're rewriting history.
What is this?
Nagger?
What?
GOD DAMN IT THAT'S A GOD DAMN SPLICE AHHHHHH THAT'S A PICKER GOD I'm on YouTube, you unappreciative bastard!
Howdy, Boa.
Howdy, hoa!
Arthur Morgan, I'm on YouTube!
You gotta stop this!
You can't do that, racist crap!
I don't condone that!
Quantum is on the Atomic Swaps.
Wallow to crypto payment gateway has sprang up that uses any wallet called MY Crypto Checkout.
Major Coins like Dash C, Cash and 0 X are on it.
Let me tell you something, quantum is good.
All right, Arthur Morgan, thank you for the eight.
Funky Kong, thank you very much and all hail Santa and shut up.
Stop Ruining The Broadcast00:15:30
Shut up.
You people are rewriting the Texas history and I don't appreciate it, and you're doing it by trolling.
Let me tell you something about the Texas martyrs.
Okay, we came out here to Texas independently and we had a negotiation with Santa Ana's army and because we made Texas so prosperous, he wanted to be an Indian giver.
All right, what is this?
Remember the album?
Shut shut up the album.
Most need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Let me do my show, you sons of bitches.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Don't stand it.
Just let me do my damn show, come try.
Lie me to my show, I'm tired.
Just let me do my show, please.
Please, man.
Need a dispenser here.
Enough of this crap enough.
The trolls were better in 2011, but the money is better in 2019.
Mobamba or sicko mode.
Hey, Johnny Baller.
Okay real, funny.
Put earring.
I'm sorry folks, i'm sorry for the ear ring man, i'm sorry.
I don't know what their problems are about This 20 ball 671 zone.
I don't know what you know about this.
Another place with the earring, man.
No, I'm talking.
I've got this.
Let me get through my show.
Let me get through my show.
As the official nicker of the ghost, the show all rise for the ghost the show anthem.
Stop.
Don't.
Hanging with.
You son of a bitch.
No.
No.
Nagger.
No, you can't do this.
Stop.
Stop.
Ah!
Ah!
That's a goddamn spice.
That's a goddamn spice from years ago.
That's a splice, man.
Come on.
Come on.
TF2 for TF2 for life.
And what's TF2?
Wiped out 2 and 3.
What the hell do you want, man?
What are you doing?
What do you want, man?
Man!
What is this?
What is this earring quack?
Shut it up!
Shut it up!
Oh my god!
Shut it up!
Shut it!
Oh, God, what this earring!
I'm doing it for Chairman Mao.
What the hell are you talking about, Anonymous?
You're doing it for Chairman Mao.
What are you talking about, you piece of crap?
I stole this boat in head and repaired it with only flex tape.
Not only does it flex tape powerful adhesive.
What's Taylor?
But it creates a superhero.
Why are you doing this, man?
I haven't even started my dad.
Why are you doing this so early, man?
Do you want me to end the broadcast early?
Is that what you want me to do?
Because I'll do it.
Damn it.
I'll do it.
This is my fourth can smash.
Another round of cans?
What are you talking about, you piece of crap?
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here!
No, I hear a picture of crap!
Why?!
Why?!
I haven't even started my show!
Joe, stop!
I need a dispenser here!
I need a dispenser here!
Stop, you piece of crap!
Stop, man, please!
I need a dispenser here!
I need a dispenser here!
You stupid man!
I'm talking to you!
I need a dispenser here!
I need a dispenser here!
Need a dispenser here.
I need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Let me do my show, Anonymous.
What are you calling?
I got a message for you, ghost.
What are you talking about, Elf Bruce?
You piece of crap, man.
What is this?
You grip it, then you kiss it.
It's time for a view.
Can't you all just stop this crap?
Just stop.
Just stop.
I ain't got no.
Just stop this garbage, man.
I'm trying to do my show.
Not giving you.
With a dick in your head, I'm a rough motherfucker.
Spent in years in this.
Pieces of garbage, man.
Give money to charity.
What the hell is that for a dog?
15 minutes and instill no markets.
Well, ghost, can you just waddle on over from your intro?
Chair and sit down.
Shut up.
Patiently waiting.
I'm trying.
You're hearing the broadcast.
You're hearing it, right?
He might actually patiently wait.
Shut up.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to get to my show, but look at these people.
They won't stop.
Thanks for the laughs.
Friendly Floyd, they're all coming in and this won't stop.
Stop!
Just stop just for a minute and stop.
Oh, God, not this roosty crap.
I'm tired of.
God's kicking it.
Ah!
Stop!
Enough of this roosty crap!
Enough for trying to ruin my show!
Why?
Why do you want to ruin my show?
Why?
Why?
Oh!
God!
The Cali fruit.
What the hell are you talking about?
Who tasted better?
Alex Jones or Donald Trump?
Shut up, the Cali fans!
Never give up.
Don't give up.
Don't allow it to happen.
What the hell is that?
If there's a top sweep wall in front of you, go through it.
Go over it.
Go around it.
But get to the other side of that wall.
Hey, shut up.
That's a splice, and you all know it, man.
Happy baller Friday, ghost.
Well, thank you, man.
Thank you, Scarlett Moon, for the positivity.
I'm not getting much positivity right about now.
But thank you, Scarlet Moon.
I appreciate it, man.
Good God damn it.
What's she bass?
What do you want?
Shout out to St. Blext who brought us to Puta's land.
What the hell are you talking about, boy?
Oh, no, man.
Please, just stop.
Everybody needs to stop.
Everybody needs to stop and they get a stop right now.
Come on, my God, it eats you here.
No!
Not this garbage!
Aren't you kidding me?
You've got to be kidding me!
You've got to be kidding me!
Make Texas Hiroshima again.
Shut up your ass, man.
Stop making fun of the Texas martyrs and stop.
I don't condone this, please.
Everybody that's listening to my broadcast, I don't condone this crap.
The show, but I don't condone it.
No!
Goddammit, you...
Ah!
Ah!
They don't like that.
Oh, damn it!
They don't like that.
I don't condone this.
Tote Fidarla, up the raw.
Fire Vala.
What are you talking about, Bobby Sands?
I don't understand what the hell you just said, man.
Oh, my God, Bobby Sands.
Hello, Ghost.
How are you?
Well, it's time for your daily dose of the skills.
What is this, Charles Von Hasburg?
The Hasburg gang.
What do y'all want?
What do y'all want with me?
Oh, choose this earring for this crap.
I'm in the Hasburg gang.
Whatever the hell they are.
Charles von Hasburg over here.
Like a goddamn British internet punchstalker or something.
I don't know, man.
And shut it up with this goddamn ear rape already, man.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
Shut it up already.
What's up with the Jackaler?
The Jackler for $1.28.
Thank you, man.
Ghost is not racist.
You're damn right.
I'm not racist, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What the hell?
No.
This is a farce.
This is a splice, man.
These trolls spliced this crap.
I'm not 100% race.
I didn't do this, man.
I didn't do this, crap.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it, man.
Can't you all stop?
Please just stop.
Just stop.
What are you talking about, Nassim?
You take up a tension.
That's the way for my butt crack with that talk.
Touch me.
Oh, God.
What is this, man?
What is this, man?
What is this?
This is a mockery.
No please in the clouds.
This is supposed to be a Baller Friday, man.
Do it.
Grab me.
Touch me.
Oh, God.
This sick perversion, man.
This goddamn sick perversion, man.
I don't know.
What is this?
Grab me.
Touch me.
Oh, my God.
A good song for once.
I don't want to ruin the show, by the way.
Happy ballering.
Yeah, you could have fooled me there, Johnny Baller 5717.
Oh, my God.
You could have fooled me, man.
Oh, my God.
What kind of crap is this?
Is this supposed to hype me up right now?
This is what you called up, Johnny Ballerfish.
What is this crap?
Let me do my show.
It's my 11th anniversary.
It's Baller Friday.
Love the show.
This is a song for any real fan of ghosts.
Ghost number one fan.
What's going on, man?
What is that?
Shut up.
I don't have any affiliation in it, so I'm shut up.
I'm really gay.
You're just trying to ruin my show.
You caught me.
I'm a lesbian.
You're just trying to ruin my show, man.
I don't have any damn affiliation in this crap.
These people are lying.
They're just trolling.
That's all they've ever done.
They've all they've all made stunts to me for 11 years.
It's drawing.
That's all I've done.
Look at what you made me do.
I love you.
Celebrate this epic victory royale.
Loyal capitalist, what did I make you do, man?
Oh, God.
Some for you little ear rape.
Is that what I made you do?
What is that?
LOYAL CAPITALIST!
Hey Ghost, quick question.
Is it still bad if the Lawless are animated?
We all know 2D is superior- Hey, shut up, Mrs. Ghost at TGI- Mrs. Ghost is not a TGI Friday, you sack of crap.
Screw you with that name, you asshole.
Mrs. Ghost of TGI Friday.
Shut up your ass, man.
You're a piece of crap, man.
I'm telling you, you're a piece of crap.
All of you that are prohibiting me from doing this broadcast are pieces of crap.
Give us Puta Smith.
No, no, wipe out 213.
You better if not, man.
You better if not, you piece of garbage, man.
What is this?
What is the f ⁇ ?
Put this fire!
No, come on!
No!
Pookie spam!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Welcome to True Johnny Rebel Radio.
I am your host, the Grand Dragon they call Ghost.
Shut up, that's the blue Johnny Rebel Radio.
Shut up, man.
What is this?
Broadcasting from the planet.
What is this?
Oh, God.
I don't condone this.
Everybody who's listening, I don't condone this, man.
I don't.
I do not condone this crap.
This is racist, and it's these people that are listening that are doing it to my show.
They're doing it to my show.
I'd buy that freaking dollar.
I'm giving myself money.
What are you talking about, God?
Shut up, you stupid troll.
That's a troll.
I'm giving myself money.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Just shove it up, your ass, man.
All of you, look, just...
What is this?
What is this garbage that you just put?
What is this crap?
Suck a male camo stick.
Suck a hyena's ass.
Suck a government's justice.
Suck a stone of piss.
Suck a rental stick.
Oh, my God.
Where do you all find this garbage, man?
I'm serious.
I'm freaking serious, man.
Good God.
Oh, oh, my God.
Look, we're already 37 minutes into the goddamn Baller Friday show, okay?
It's episode 6.
It's supposed to be my 11th anniversary.
You unappreciate it, cyber verbic bricks.
It's supposed to be my 11th anniversary.
Welcome to the Adolph Ghostler.
Shut up, Ann, and don't call me Ghostler, you asshole.
I'm on YouTube, man.
I'm on YouTube.
Grab by the pussy.
Grab by the pussy.
Focus On One Topic00:09:32
How are you doing, anonymous man?
Whatever your name is, man.
Grab by the pussy.
Grab by the pussy.
Are you trying to insult my president with this song, you piece of crap?
Is that what you're trying to do?
Well, shut it up, your ass!
Good God, man.
We got the jackler here.
Nice to see you've moved on from beer cans to cassettes.
Very healthy ghost.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jackler, what the hell?
Damn it, you audio splicers and f ⁇ !
What is this crap?
I hate you!
I mean, this is 11 years old.
The jackler's pulling it back a long time from a long time ago.
I hate you!
I know, ghost!
I know!
I buy that!
I know!
I'm Jarl Balfruth, and I be Balin.
What are you talking about there, Jarl Ballferg?
Frog or Frug or Ball Fro?
What is this?
Well, son.
I am Jarl Balgro.
What is this crap?
Ballin, Ballin, Yarl Ballin.
Ballin.
Is this supposed to really audibly signify balling?
Good God.
Where are you all finding this crap?
Let me do my show, damn it!
God damn it!
Let me do my show!
I buy that!
Good God!
Cry some more, Ghostler.
Kyle Ghostler.
Shut up, 11 years of Nigardi, alright?
Just shut up.
I'm not crying.
I'm just pissed that I can't starve my show.
You'd be a little pissed too.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
Zen moment, huh?
Yeah, no, that's what I need to do.
I know, but I guess keep getting bombarded, man.
I just keep getting bombarded.
Let me just take some deep breaths, man.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
This is a Zen moment, man.
The sun is warm.
The crass is grief.
Feel it.
I feel it right now.
I really don't know how I'm giving myself money right now.
Shut up.
You're a fake ghost.
You're not the real ghost.
I'm trying to have a Zen moment.
Suck a polar bear spunky.
Jesus Christ.
This is a fake ghost and zombies can't control permit.
What?
Sucker Milk Hill Stickle Hoys and Sucks.
Oh, God, with this sick perversion.
I don't condone this either, man.
Suck a cheetah stick.
I don't condone this.
Suck a cheetah stick.
Oh, my God, man.
I don't condone this.
I don't condone this crap.
All hail Trump.
Traps are not homosexual.
Shut up.
Traps are not homosexual.
How do you figure?
Grand Dragon Ghost bruised you with that name.
How do you figure that?
How do you figure that?
How do you figure that crap?
Oh, Jesus Christ with these goddamn.
I can't even start my show.
I don't condone this racism, okay, everybody.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't condone this crap.
All right.
Get hype for the bowl.
Last donation for a while.
Trying to hear the markets, man.
Well, I hope so, Johnny Ballerfic once a seven once.
I hope so.
I hope so, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And what is this supposed to be, Johnny Ballerfic?
Dallas.
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
We are the cow.
All right.
I can feel this Johnny Baller figure.
Damn right.
But hellboys are going to beat the Rams, baby.
You're damn right, Johnny Ballerfic.
Whoa, What's this?
My shriek.
Shut up, ghost is a furry.
I'm not a goddamn furry, man.
Go shoot out your club-double boots.
Give me more of what I need No, no, not this, you're dead, stupid, drunk God damn it, God, good God God, God, will be sick, I'll be sick Enough trolling.
Why they do my show?
Enough trolling.
Oh, my God.
Kins.
Engineers used condom.
What are you talking about?
See, engineers use condom, man.
Where would you come up with that kind of crap?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
You people are making me sick to my stomach, man.
Give me my beer.
Oh, God.
What the hell is this?
Is this some guy getting off?
Oh, God.
Stop!
Just stop for Christ's sake, man!
Focus on names about ghosts, antique shop.
Focus on one topic for trolling.
What are you talking about, antique shop of anime?
What are you talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, anime.
Yeah, real funny.
Stop with the cartoon girl fetish, please.
Stop.
Stop with the cartoon girl fetish.
I don't get it, and I'm never gonna get it.
I don't care how much you troll me.
Shut this cartoon girl fetish crap up, man.
Shut it off.
Shut it off already, man.
Good God.
True horse cock radio, shut up.
How do you feel that your wife is at TGI Fridays getting Alabama blacks?
They can shut up.
My wife is right here.
She's in the kitchen.
And she's.
You know what she's cooking, by the way?
You know, she's in the kitchen right now.
She's going to cook some fried chicken tonight.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding.
So listen.
Now that we've stopped, and I hope that you've all got it out of your system.
And I bet you all think that you're so cute that you're out here trolling in this capacity when I, ghost, I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to listen to the financial commentary, to the political and social insight.
So I'm telling you this right now.
Stop.
Okay, everybody, stop and let me get to my show.
Let me get to my show.
Good God.
Let me have my freaking beer, man.
Oh, good God, man.
You almost made me chip my tooth on the damn glass.
You people are pissing me off.
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking right now.
Oh, good God.
What?
What?
What is this?
Basically rich with these self-donations.
You're not the real ghost.
That's not me.
All right.
Don't let this troll let you believe that that's me.
Oh, Jesus.
If this was me, but I'd be blessing that.
Suck my doggy's cuck.
Suck a dogbatch's ass.
Suck my dog stick.
Oh, God.
Suck my dog sticks.
Good God.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Let me get with my show.
Let me do my show, please.
Let me do my show, man.
Let me do my show.
Hey, engineer, did I chip my tooth?
Look at me.
Did I chip my tooth, engineer?
Good God, man.
I'd buy that for.
Oh, my God.
The Dallas Cowboys will go all the way to Ram Ranch and get their buttholes ripped by the Rams.
Oh, no, I haven't even thought about that.
The Cowboys, the Dallas Cowboy football team is going to be literally playing the LA Rams.
Oh, good God.
This is trolling manifesting itself into real life, man.
Good God.
The cowboys suck my Rams.
That's real funny, man.
The irony of all this crap.
You people meme that sh stuff into existence.
Cowboys Vs Rams Drama00:09:12
Look, let's stop, alright?
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
Just stop, okay?
Let me just continue on with my broadcast.
And let me just get through it.
This is my 11th anniversary!
11 years to go today!
11 years ago today is when I started this broadcast, man!
So stop!
And I'm not saying that name tiny whatever.
I'm not saying that's a disgusting name for $1.33.
You're a sick bastard.
All right, look.
I'm literally shaking, folks.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm literally shaking.
And what do you want?
Keep rocking in Texas.
What are you talking about, Texas Rocks?
I know you.
I remember you from last broadcast.
I knew it!
God damn it!
I knew it!
God damn it!
Oh, damn it!
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of this goddamn song.
Oh, man, stop.
Everybody, just stop.
I want to get through my show.
I want to get through my show.
Woman is a trap, and ghost loves it.
Big Indian wiener in my mouth.
Shut up, ghost loves trap.
I don't love traps.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
No.
Not just little boy in drag lip-syncing a stupid song.
I'm sick of this stupid man.
I'm sick of this stupid little boy, Maeve and Little Drag cosplay.
I'm sick of it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sick of this stupid meat.
I'm tired of it.
You used to work at Waterburg and now you pop your pussy.
That's a little boy in cosplay drag for Christ's sake, man.
Joking aside, Ghost, it has been a wonderful time listening to you again.
I've known you for years.
You haven't known me, but your show has always been enjoyable.
Well, thank you, Jack.
I also heard Engineer.
Bless him.
And happy Baller Friday.
Hey, Jackler TTV, thank you very much, man.
I need those positive encouragements, Jackler.
Try hards with a hammer.
Hang in with Nick Hurz.
I agree, man.
Try hards.
I don't disagree with you.
Thank you, Jackler, once again for the puzzle, folks.
No, no, no.
Come on!
Come on!
Why do ghosts hate me?
I've had enough of this crap.
Enough!
Let me do my show, please!
Please, just let me do my show!
I want to do my show!
I want to do my show!
Christ!
Thank you, actual listener, for $1.73.
Thank you, man.
Johnny Baller Fick, thank you, man.
Can't you just let me do my show now, please?
All right, troll terrorists.
You've made a mockery of my Bowler Friday and my 11th anniversary for this past 51 minutes that I've been on the freaking air.
You've made a mockery of it.
You've made a mockery of it.
So just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Stop it now.
And I'm going to continue to do my broadcast.
And I'm sick of it.
I'm just sick.
I'm just sick of it.
What do you want?
Guys, let's let ghost do the show lol hanging there, ghost.
I've been keeping up with the show now since 2012.
Hey, thank you, ghost FTW, man.
Thank you, man.
I need that.
I really do appreciate that, man.
Ghost FTW, man.
I really appreciate it.
I just, I need this, man.
Just everybody, just stop, all right?
Everybody, just stop for a minute.
Please, just stop.
Just stop, okay?
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to try to continue to do my broadcast for all the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
We're going to continue to try and go on right now, okay?
This is horribly racist, and I don't condone this.
God listen, that's just garbage, and stop calling me Ghostler.
Ghost admits he hates tryhards.
Confirmed racist.
I'm not a confirmed racist hanging with Nick Hurz, okay?
I'm not.
I'm a melting pot of friendship and not this splice again.
No, stop it, please.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I don't even know if I want to continue to do this broadcast anymore.
I don't even know if I want to continue to do this broadcast.
Market blocks.
Thank you.
Market blocks.
I saw the dollar market blocks.
What's going on?
What do you want, anonymous man?
Just leave me alone.
Why don't you all just leave me alone?
Damn it.
And what the hell is this, anonymous?
What is this?
Just silence?
Is that what you did for me to share?
Good God, I needed it.
Oh, I needed it.
Now, I'm going to try to get to my show.
Please let me do my show.
What now?
What now, boomer?
We have to offer you 300 bucks to get to the.
What are you talking about?
What are y'all talking?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You want money?
For what?
For nothing.
So just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
God.
I love hambone.
What is this?
Love the show, ghost like trap wieners.
Listen, listen, listen.
Look, you people with this trap fixation, stop it, all right?
I mean, I don't care what you like to do, all right?
We don't need to know that, all right?
We don't need to know that.
I don't need to know that.
We don't need to know that.
All right.
We're calming down now, okay?
I think we're calming down.
I'm going to try to do the burning flames.
What is this?
Did you hear the last guy hold off on the troll and Yeah, thank you, burning flames, all right, whatever the hell that means, all right?
I appreciate you donating the $3 and attempting to stop these goddamn trolls, man, all right?
Let's just continue on.
I'm just going to continue on.
This is my 11th year anniversary, and by God, I'm getting through a show.
Whether these goddamn trolls like it or not.
Jesus Christ, let's get to the goddamn stock market, okay?
Let's get to the finances here.
Now, I want to let everybody know that the progress that was being made between the tariff war between the United States and China has hit a little bit of a snag.
And as a result, you've got a little bit of hesitation in the stock market.
And moreover, folks, we've got a lot of things going on as it relates to the Federal Reserve, as I've been saying.
Good God, I can't even catch my goddamn breath.
Invest In Blue Chip Stocks00:04:13
Now, we saw some major dips today in the Dow Jones Industrial, the S ⁇ P, and the NASDAQ, but it started coming back at the end, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrial closed off minus 5.97 points.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Percentage decrease of 0.02%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 23,995.95 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
Good God.
And look, like I said, I am not bullish on any stocks.
The only stocks I'm bullish on in 2019 are the IPOs that come along when it comes to this Uber and Lyft war that's about to happen because I think that those companies are going to be highly integral in the future.
And the reason I say so is not because of the convenience factor of one being able to hail a ride or whatever the case might be.
But also, folks, it eliminates people to even wanting a car, paying for a car note, paying for a car lease, paying for insurance.
And I don't think that Uber and Lyft are going to stick with human drivers for very long, folks.
I don't know if you've seen the latest tech convention that happened here.
I think it's happening now out there in Las Vegas.
They are showing off some of those driverless cars that are going to be taking people from Lyfts and Ubers.
So this is the future, whether we like it or not, folks.
I don't like it.
I am a car guy.
I like good cars.
All right.
I like cars that go Zoom.
I like to go fast on the highway.
And in my opinion, folks, I love the freedom of transportation, you know, in my opinion.
But at the same time, when it comes to stocks and making a little bit of money, I know that these IPOs, the initial public offerings that are going to be coming up when it comes to Lyft and Uber, I think those are very attractive, bullish investment opportunities in 2019.
Now, for those folks that still want to invest but want to invest in a bearish capacity, as I've stated many times, people should invest in this stock market in blue chip stocks that pay dividends.
Now, a dividend, folks, is an amount of money that the company pays every shareholder for every share they own of that stock every quarter.
Okay.
So let's say that you're somebody who traditionally puts $300 every month in the savings account.
Let's say that you want to go and entertain a high-yield dividend blue chip stock because you know that blue chip stocks are always going to be around.
So, what you want to do is value invest the $300 a month that you traditionally put into the damn savings and put it into a blue chip stock.
You can take a look at the Dow Jones Industrial.
I'm pretty, you know, any one of those companies are going to be around for a long time.
You want to take a look at their perspectives, take a look at their dividends, but value invest by instead of throwing the 300 into a savings account, you throw the 300 into buying a blue chip every month.
And in some months, you may get the stocks a little higher, some months you may get a little lower.
Regardless, what you're trying to do is gain equity within the stock while at the same time accumulating a bunch of shares so that you so that you can hook it up and get those dividends every quarter.
And moreover, folks, I do want to emphasize that you can use blue chip stocks for collateral, okay?
All right, you can legitimately use blue chip stocks for collateral, and that's why I'm pretty bullish about blue chip stocks.
Check WTI Sweet Crude Prices00:07:02
You know what I'm saying?
Here, I mean, that's that's why I'm trying to give people advice in this regard, okay?
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
Let's go to the SP 500.
SP 500 is down, folks, 0.38 points.
Percentage decrease of 0.01%, closing out the SP at 2,596.26 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ, which for all those folks that are unaware of the NASDAQ is the part of the index or is the index with the majority of the tech stocks as it pertains to the Silicon Valley oligarchs and these folks.
So when you're talking about tech, you're talking about the NASDAQ, if you want my personal opinion here, okay?
Now, I don't know if we're having technical difficulties here.
Are we having technical difficulties here?
Are we having technical difficulties?
I think that we might be dropping off here.
Are we having technical difficulties here, engineer?
All right, folks.
Let me calm my ass down here.
I think we may be having a little bit of technical difficulties, to say the least.
All right, so bear with us.
The engineer is going to figure it out.
You're going to figure it out, right, engineer?
Right?
You're going to figure this crap out, right?
All right.
So I don't know if we're off.
I don't see the chat room anymore, unfortunately.
So I don't know what the hell's going on.
Either way, we're going to continue on with the broadcast as if we're not.
I don't know, man.
I mean, this is Baller Friday.
It is 11 years since I've been conducting the broadcast.
Why wouldn't things go wrong?
You know what I'm saying?
Why wouldn't things go wrong for heaven's sake?
All right.
Anyway, folks, I don't know if we're having technical difficulties or what.
I don't know how long I've been off the air.
Testies, testies, one, two.
I don't see the chat room.
All right.
Do we got testies going on?
Testies, testies, one, two.
Anyway, let's just continue going on.
We're going to continue going.
I mean, I see the stream here.
I don't see anything.
I think we're continuing on to say the least.
So, I mean, I think we're still being broadcasted.
All right.
So, anyway, let's get to the NASDAQ once again.
It's the Silicon Valley Oligarchs Index, if you will.
Right now, the NASDAQ is down 14.59 points, a percentage decrease of 0.21%, closing out the NASDAQ at 6,971.48 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Okay.
Who else do we got here?
Let's continue on with the commodities.
Now, I'm glad, whether this is a technical difficulty or we're actually getting some legit, we're getting some goddamn, you know, legit time here to be able to be serious.
I don't know which one it is, but let's go ahead and see if we can't get to commodities here, okay?
Commodities right now, if you take a look at energy, we talked about how energy has somewhat peaked up earlier this week.
Obviously, there's some production talks probably within OPEC.
There's probably some demand shortage that people are foreseeing.
So regardless of what's going on here, we're going to continue.
We got crude oil right now.
It is down a dollar.
Crude oil right now is percentage change of 1.90%.
Closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $51.59 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude here.
All right.
Can anybody hear me up in here?
I'm not too sure if I'm even on the air anymore.
Let's check this out, Engineer.
Are we on the air?
It doesn't look like we're on the air anymore, for Christ's sake.
What the hell's going on?
What the hell?
All right, do whatever you have to do, Engineer.
Do whatever you have to do.
All right, look, folks, we're going to try to do whatever it takes here to try to get back onto the broadcast.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, unfortunately.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and I think we're back.
Hold on just a second.
All right.
I think we're back.
Yeah, okay, we're back here.
All right.
Sorry about the stream here, folks.
The engineer, once again, I want to let everybody know that, you know, the engineer is, you know, he's new at this stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
And he's just barely getting a hold of everything.
Are we back here?
Are we back?
It looks like we're back.
Okay.
I think we're back here.
Thank you for everybody being patient here.
All right.
Thank you.
You know, let's just get on with the broadcast here.
I don't know what the hell is going on here.
My apologies.
The engineer, you're supposed to be in charge of this stuff, man.
All right.
I don't know at what point in time we lost contact with the server.
So now we're back.
Okay.
I hope everything's okay here.
I don't know where I was at.
Where was the last thing I talked about, Chad, as far as it pertains to the stock market?
Because I want to be able to make sure that everybody gets the coverage here.
All right.
I mean, you don't understand.
I mean, I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this.
All right.
All right.
We got WTI.
All right.
Good.
All right.
Good.
I think we're okay.
All right.
All right.
Let's let's do this.
All right.
WTI Sweet Crude.
I'm glad that you all heard the rest of the markets because, I mean, I thought that I was just kind of dead in the water here.
So let's go.
Let's get to the commodities.
All right.
Let's go back to, hold on.
I've lost my place, engineer.
Can you help me out?
Can you help me out, please?
All right.
He's got it.
He's got it.
All right.
Here we go, folks.
WTI Sweet Crude down a buck.
Price is $51.59.
Brent crude oil is down $1.20.
And what do we say the difference between Brent and WTI Sweet Crude?
WTI Sweet Crude is consumed by America.
Brent crude is consumed by Europe.
It is down $1.20, closing out Brent crude at $60.48 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude, okay?
Let's continue here.
All right.
And listen, people that are in the chat room saying that the markets are boring.
Engineer Help Me Find My Place00:11:58
All right, give me a break.
And by the way, are things working here?
Are things working?
I don't even think things are working.
I think I might have to even restart.
I think donations aren't working.
Nothing's working.
Okay, listen.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to restart this whole operation here, okay?
Yeah, the donations aren't working.
Let me get off and we'll get back on and we'll get to the markets here because I'm looking at a weird screen here.
So let me do this and we shall be right back.
All right.
We shall be right back.
Can you get this straight, engineer?
For Christ's sake, get it straight.
Get it straight.
Are we on the air?
Good God.
All right, listen, we'll be right back.
Take me off the goddamn mayor.
Damn it, are you?
Do we do?
Are we back on or what?
Jeez, good God, man.
Oh, my God.
I hope we're back.
I'm sorry that we even had to do this, folks.
I mean, look, the engineer, you know, he's just, he's, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
It is what it is.
All right.
The engineer.
You got it now.
God damn it.
Good God.
Telling you, you're in hot water with me.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Everybody, everybody here?
Testies, testies, one, two.
Testies, one, two.
Anyway, I think we had TCS that did a media share here and did get 11 years of tech problems.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Let me see if I can.
Can I play another donute?
Can I play a donation?
Can we play it again?
Here, let me see if we can do this.
I don't know.
I don't even know what we can do.
Can we do this?
Anyway, TCS said 11th, happy 11th anniversary.
Have a good night.
I do appreciate that.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, look, let's get back to the broadcast.
All right.
Thank you very much, TCS.
I appreciate it.
Fart on Stephen F. Austin.
Go shove it up your ass, okay, for 333.
And there's Johnny Baller flick and 11 years of tech problems.
And what do you want, pickler ghost or pickle ghost?
Let me get to the markets here.
All right?
Turn myself into a pickle morty.
Boom.
Big reveal.
No, don't.
No.
Not this pickle rick crap.
That's over.
I'm pickle rick.
No.
Enough of this crap.
I had enough.
I had enough with the Sesuan sauce.
I had enough.
Shut up with the pickle rick crap.
God damn it.
Freaking pickle rick.
Can you shut up and let me do my show, please?
Let me do my show.
I buy that for a while.
This was the media share in my last donation for a while.
Enjoy it.
Hey, TCS.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
Let me get my beer for Christ's sake.
What an 11-year anniversary, right?
What is this?
Is this crickets or something?
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny, man.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Even regardless, TCA, TCS, thank you very much, man.
Pickler, pickle ghost.
I didn't appreciate that.
11 years of tech problems.
Go shove it up your ass.
And of course, TCS for the last dono, man.
I appreciate it.
Okay, listen.
Let's have a deal here, okay?
Just listen, trolls, just listen to me out, okay?
We had a little bit of technical difficulties here, okay?
Let's get back to the broadcast.
Let's start talking about some markets.
And, you know, let the hundreds of thousands of people that traditionally listen to this broadcast for the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
Let them give a little bit.
All right, let them get a little bit, I should say, man.
Let them get a little bit, all right?
Please, man, please.
It's what I'm known for.
I'm on YouTube.
I buy that for us.
I'm on YouTube.
Mile high, Kingfish, Iberian, Christian, Norwegian, Spark, Eaglecock, Kush, Sidekick, Mal and Forrest have an offer for you to pay us $300 to get us back into the inner circle.
No, it's okay.
It's all right.
We weren't even considering you guys anyway.
Fire that racist bastard engineer.
He's sabotaging the show.
Hey, you know what?
I may do that.
Can you reach it?
Ah, okay, not to squish you at all.
I'm sorry, I got the goddamn ear.
It's from Bowser!
Dear pesky brothers, the couple of them and I, are taking home with the industrial kingdom.
The princess is now a part of the beast, and have my eyes back to the house!
Good day to find you if you can.
We are finding princess!
And you will have us!
God.
Shut up, man.
Almost nodded off when the media share went off boomer market review.
Hey, shut up, boring markets.
Shove it up your ass.
All right?
This could make you all money for Christ's sake, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I am Backboys, the Ram Ranch Show, Jonathan Hills fanboy.
Here's Divine Tiger 97 again.
What?
What is this?
No.
No.
Not Ram Ranch.
No.
Cowboys in the shower.
It's a Ram Ranch.
No!
Stop it!
Stop!
This is my 11th year anniversary!
You wanna break your friend!
This is my 11th year anniversary!
Cowboys in the shower is that stop!
Cowboy Cots, Ram Ranch!
Really?
Shut this crap up, man!
You're pissing me off!
You're pissing me off!
Here's my last media share.
Please go enjoy some southern fried ethnic chican and do what you do best, Billy.
Chican.
What are you talking about, Billy?
Winner Popeyes dinner.
Winner Popeyes dinner!
So hand me one more.
Can't you all just stop playing, man?
Can't you all just stop just for a minute?
Just so I can get through the markets.
Just stop!
Stop it!
Just stop!
The Jackler TV, just one last dono before I heads out.
It's been a wonderful time.
I am your host, Supernova.
No!
I can't believe that you drove these leaves still a thing.
I cannot even believe that.
I've been telling everybody who listens into my broadcast.
Don't store my broadcast since 2009.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that.
Don't flame the engineer so hard.
He back been loyal to you for 11 years, man.
Well, Johnny Baller thick, I mean, you're seeing the technical difficulties here.
What is this crap?
Oh, God.
What is this, Johnny Baller?
What is it?
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Disgusting!
Freaking disgusting, man.
I'd buy that first.
Take me to the woodshed ghost and belt me please while I play Fortnite.
Shut up.
That isn't the real Raiden Snake.
Shut up.
And leave Raiden Snake alone.
That's not the real Raiden Snake.
This is what happens when Engineer is in charge.
Fire him, ghost.
Seriously.
Are you kidding me?
I should fire the engineer.
They're back, ghost.
They're back today.
Oh, should I fire the engineer, really?
And what is this cartoon fetish girl crap?
What is this crap?
What is this?
Enough of this anime garbage.
I'm never gonna like this garbage.
Shut it up.
Shut up your ass.
And snooze through the markets.
Real funny for a dollar asshole.
Okay, ghost, here's the intro to my second favorite anime after the ghost.
No, goddammit.
Don't let me do my show.
Let me do my goddamn show.
No, this goddamn crap.
You're freaking ass.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
Enough of this cartoon, girl.
Fetish crap.
Enough.
Enough.
Jesus Christ.
Those crickets were meant to be relaxing.
I understand that you were confused.
You should probably stable media share for a while.
Good night.
Thank you, DCS, but I doubt that that was for relaxing, man.
You're all making a mockery of my show.
All of you.
All of you.
This is a serious show, man.
It's listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
And they listen to the financial insight.
They listen to the political and social commentary.
It's Baller Friday, okay?
Eleven years.
Eleven goddamn years I've been on this damn broadcast.
So let me do my show, please.
Let me do my goddamn show.
No!
Oh, God, I need another goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Oh, God damn you.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know how long I'm gonna do this damn freaking broadcast, man.
11 goddamn years, man.
11 goddamn years.
Let me just move on, please, with the goddamn markets before you people piss me off anymore.
Where the hell was I, engineer?
God damn it, keep track.
All right, I think I think I was on like gasoline, okay?
We're gonna leave off there, right?
Gasoline is down 2.10%.
So, I mean, that should mean some lower gas prices.
Sick Cartoon Girl Garbage00:03:22
If you care, what is this?
Ghost's wife is at TGI Fridays with her boyfriend, Tyrone.
Shut up, I little dog fart.
Shut up!
Jesus, no, no!
Enough of this anime crap!
I'M SICK AS SHIT, HOLY!
THIS IS SICK CARTOON GIRL FINISHED GARBAGE!
Oh no!
This is stupid!
I don't get it!
I'm never gonna get it!
Twice is actually on the top 20 charts in Asia.
They're like the Spice Girls of Asia though.
What are you talking about?
The rice is awesome and we all love them.
Get old Snickers, what are you talking about?
What the hell is it?
What is this?
What is this crap?
More cartoons fetish girls?
For Christ's sake!
You're too fetish!
Oh, leave me alone!
Oh, yeah, just goddamn!
Leave me alone!
Just leave me alone and let me do my show!
I'm on YouTube!
I'm on freaking YouTube, man!
Don't do this to me while I'm on YouTube!
Stupid trolls, you made ghosts look bad.
Don't listen to them, ghost.
Remember, you're still standing strong.
You're damn right.
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
I'm still standing is right.
You're damn right.
I'm still standing after 11 years.
You hear that, trolls?
You hear that, trolls?
It's just like Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog sick, man.
I'm still standing, huh?
I'm still standing.
And I'm keeping going.
I'm gonna keep going.
I don't really care.
I'm keeping going.
I'm still standing, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Let me just catch my goddamn breath, please.
Just let me catch my goddamn breath.
What is this?
Straight from Rooster Teeth Productions in Austin, Texas.
RWBY The Anime Made in Texas.
What is this, Texas Anime?
What is this crap?
What is this?
RWBY Texas Anime.
What the hell did you just play?
And they see you...
What is this?
Anime background music.
What the hell is this?
Oh, God.
What is this?
What is this?
Ghost MR Sonic has cartoon girls on his YouTube channel.
Shut Up Post Malone Fan00:10:54
Don't trust him.
Here's some post Malone, your favorite artist.
Now you got shove it up, your ass!
Kick it up!
Mr. Son of God!
Shove it up, your ass!
I hate post Malone!
Post Malone is the epitome of the toilet step pool!
That is American culture right now!
Get this crap out of here!
Garbage out of here!
Count 100 bears and now what you're doing!
Stupid coming up!
Post Malone, this is stupid!
This is stupid!
Thank you, ghost.
Can you talk about foreign investments, specifically in Uganda?
Ebola Reformation League?
Are you serious?
You don't want to hear anything about African investments?
Ebola Reformation League, you bastard!
Cry some more.
I'm not crying, Wipeout213.
Shove up your ass.
I'm not crying.
I'm not crying.
Just poke myself in the eye, you silly bastard.
All right, shut up.
I agree.
Twice as great.
Stupid trolls.
You make ghosts look like Courage, the cowardly dog.
What are you talking about, Janny Walker?
Shut up with that crap.
Shut up when it's enemy shit.
You're making me godstance person.
Oh, God.
Oh, good God.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you're not.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Does your wife still love you?
Do you know what she does on Facebook while you shake your cans?
Shut up!
I love Black.com.
Shut up.
My wife is in the kitchen making fried chicken.
That's what my wife's doing.
Shut up, your ass.
My wife is in the kitchen making fried chicken.
Oh, God.
And what is this garbage?
What is this?
Cartoon women crap, man.
My wife's in the kitchen cooking fried chicken.
You'll show me who's the boss of this gym, Billy.
What are you talking about now?
What the hell was that, Billy?
Huh?
What was that?
What the hell do you boys think that this seat is fucking fairyland?
Pulling on your weewees like a pack of fucking.
What is this crap?
Just leave me alone already, man.
I'm going to end the broadcast early.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even joking.
I can't take this to Baller Friday.
That's my 11th year anniversary.
And what do you want to find, Tiger 97?
What do you want now?
Not another ram ranch.
We are having missiles.
We wish to go back to time.
Is this an actual production?
What the crap?
What's a lot of time?
Just please, man.
God damn it.
Shut it up.
Just shut it up, you goddamn urinal cure.
You.
I can't even talk.
I can't even talk.
I was going to call you all a bunch of urinal cake curators.
And I can't even talk, you people.
Literally got me shaking, and I don't know how long I'm gonna continue to do this freaking Baller Friday 11-year anniversary broadcast.
I don't know.
Just leave me alone, all right?
And shut up in the chat room calling this damn show cancer.
Show it up, your ass.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, I have to drink.
I gotta drink beer, man.
Let me get back to the damn markets.
Let me get me a new happy baller Friday, you cry baby hambone boomer baby gravy.
Shut up, and I'm not crying, you asshole.
I'm not crying!
What is this crap?
Oh my god, this is a fruit nut Friday or something, man.
Good god.
What is this, Garbage?
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
Oh, my God, you're making me belch, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Acuaris, what is this?
Just leave me alone!
Just leave me alone, man.
Cover up your ass.
Shut up, your ass.
Shut up, man.
Please, just shut up.
Shut up.
And just leave me alone.
Oh, God.
And what do you want, Game for Ghost?
What do you want?
What do all you people want?
Why'd you just leave me alone?
Goddamn game for ghosts.
In the kitchen, making fried chicken.
Making friend chicken for her boyfriend, Tyrone.
Shut up, good boys.
Love BBs.
And shut up with that baby!
Just please leave me alone, Game for Ghost.
Good boys, love babies.
Leave me alone.
Subscribed a few dice.
And no, Divine Tiger 97, forget about Pootie Pie.
Forget about Pootie Pie.
I like your DJ!
Shut up!
Nothing personal kids!
What is this now?
What is this goddamn crap now?
Just this one!
What is this?
What are you talking about?
Just shut up, man!
Jesus Christ, man!
And now we got embankments!
Happy Baller Friday, ghost.
Have some jazz.
Got opinions on GE and Ford stocks, or should I not bother?
Well, that's a pretty good question, I'm bopping it.
Man, thank you for the jazz.
GE, no way.
Ford, I would consider, because it's an American company, they're producing product, and they pay a dividend, and it's a cheap dividend stock.
Okay, three, two, Jesus Christ.
The heart's beating like a rabbit.
Yeah, thank you, Imbaka Minsk.
That's what I think about Ford, man.
All right, and what's this with Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog?
What is this?
If you want Ghost to do a special 11th anniversary radio graffiti, you better leave him alone.
Unless you're the markets and talk about the government.
I know!
Shut down, please.
I'm begging you all pretty pleased with a cherry on top.
I know, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
I know!
I know!
Serious question: Do you regret calling Trump a skunkhead megalomaniac?
Blow hard.
Anyway, this should improve your mood.
Handsome.
Hey, aesthetic.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, alright, man.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
All right.
Just leave me alone.
Hey, let me tell you something.
This song is factual, man.
Let me continue the markets, please.
All right, everybody out of here.
Listen.
Please just let me finish the markets, man.
Let me just.
Let me just.
Let me just continue on with the markets, please, man.
What do you want?
Oh, God, leave Ghost alone, please.
Don't let the trolls get to you.
What is that about R. Kelly?
What are you talking about R. Kelly?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog is like Karraskin too, but I liked Karraskin way better I hope Karaskin got a good living going sing with suspicious, humble media.
Godspeed, Ghost.
I appreciate it, Johnny Bulrashik.
What is this?
Some soothing music here.
Huh?
Some soothing things.
I'm glad I need it, man.
I've not been hearing this, man.
Y'all just been hearing this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Stop Faking The Media Share00:09:16
If your wife only knew how much you love her, then maybe your wife wouldn't be making friend chicken for her boyfriend, Tyrone.
Asshole, she's making fried chicken to me!
Your wife will love Tyron.
Shut up!
My wife is in the kitchen making fried chicken for me!
You were shocked!
You son of a bitch!
What you think you knew?
Oh my god!
You were shocked!
My wife is in the kitchen cooking fried chicken for me!
It's for me, you asshole!
You love black monster tears?
She's cooking fried chicken for me!
Just shut up, all of you, man.
It's all of you!
All of you, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I'm gonna end the show early, man.
I can't.
I can't deal with this crap, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I can't.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, man.
Oh, God.
Give me my freaking drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
God.
Okay, let's be serious.
What?
You didn't see the whole of my message because of the troll song.
Sorry, as much as you don't like the trolls, look on the bright side of life.
You're getting money.
You're getting fans.
You're successful.
Happy anniversary.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
But you're listening to the kind of torture I'm taking.
This is troll terrorism at its finest.
This is cyberbullying.
That's what this is.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it, Jackler, for the damn jazz, man.
I appreciate it, Jackler, but you're listening to this, man.
All right, just come on, man.
Y'all are listening.
Y'all are listening to what I have to put up with, man.
It's a disgrace.
It's a disgrace, man.
Listen.
God damn it.
What do you want now, wipe out?
What if we combine anime and put us?
Let's do this.
Oh, God, shut up.
Who put this tensor here?
Who put this tensor now?
Who put this tensor here?
You are tiny, man!
ZAH!
This tensor is...
That's right!
Give me this tensor!
Who put this?
Who put this?
Put this tensor here!
Now that is...
That's my giant gun!
That's angel field.
You're turning.
That's it.
You're making me belch!
Good God.
Mrs. Ghost frying that chicken for her BBC lover.
Shut up.
She's in the kitchen.
Cooking fried chicken for me.
Finger-licking chicken.
She's in the kitchen cooking fried chicken for me.
What is this?
Yeah.
We got fried it to you.
Are you kidding me?
Fry that chicken.
What is this crap?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shut up, man.
Just shut it up, man.
Head chef, ball's hair.
Thank you for the dollar!
Hey guys.
Alex Jones is on now.
Let's listen to his markets instead since Ghost can't control his audience.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Is he doing the markets?
Are you serious?
Concerned, capitalist, he ripped me off against.
Just enjoy the free money and stop faking your reactions.
You think I'm faking this, you piece of crap?
You think I'm faking this, corpse lover?
You piece of crap?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
F you, corpse lover.
F you.
God damn.
Shove it off your ass with this goddamn media share, man.
Shut up.
And everybody in the chat room, shut up.
Alex Jones ripped me off.
He's been ripping me off ever since I started the broadcast 11 years ago.
He's been ripping me off.
Here's the national anthem ghost.
Please stand up.
Thanks, Steve.
I appreciate it.
This better be the American man who lives.
I do suffocate.
This stupid cartoon girl fetish servant.
I'm so sick of this cartoon girl fetish.
I'm so sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of this cartoon girl fetish crap for a dollar.
Shut up.
I have a cute grandson.
I might hit him up later for some water sports.
Yes, no.
Shut up.
What's going on?
Don't talk about my family!
He alright?
What is that?
Now it's coward killing time!
Jesus ghost, here we are again.
Can you just start the damn show?
Two hours and then still in the old man yelling at Cloud segment.
I don't recall Alex's.
Are you patiently waiting?
I'm being trolled.
I'm being trolled.
Patiently waiting.
Don't you understand that?
I'm being trolled.
I'm trying to do the show, but I'm being trolled over and over and over and over again.
If only you shook those cans light the first time, then maybe your wife wouldn't sneak off.
Shut up!
I won't betray video BBC section shut up!
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
And my wife's in the kitchen cooking me fried chicken.
That's what she's doing.
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
And www.infowars.com for a dollar?
Are you kidding me?
www.infowars.com for a dollar?
You advertise it on my show, Alex.
I like when you make funny noises.
Alex.
Hashtag entertainment.
Hashtag for hashtag target.
Ghost is Alex Jones.
Shut up.
He ripped me off.
God damn it.
Not this guy.
Not on my show.
He's been ripping me off.
He's been ripping me off, damn it.
He's been ripping me off!
He's been ripping me off.
That's what he's been doing for 11 goddamn years.
And I don't want to hear that son of a bitch on my show.
I don't want to hear it.
Oh my god, my head's hurting, man.
My head's hurting.
My heart's beating like a rabbit, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I just gotta.
I'm just gonna end this show here in a minute, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even.
I'm not even.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You trolls coupled with ghosts.
Compliance are boring if to listen to.
Off to InfoWars.
Shut up, this is interesting.
And shut up!
Stop promoting InfoWars on my show!
Stop promoting that goddamn leech, Alex Jones, on my show!
Stop it!
Stop it, man!
Stop!
Oh, God!
Give me my goddamn drink, please!
I need a beer!
Good God!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
What?
What, Johnny Ballerfic?
What?
Bring this to an ending for Christ's sake?
We are in the age in which the pursuit of all the money is.
Oh, God, no.
Money, success.
Need A Beer Right Now00:03:36
Oh, God, a successful Friday.
Is that what you're trying to do, Johnny Ballerfic?
Money, success.
Oh, God.
We are living in an age.
The sun is warm and the grass is green.
The sun is warm and the grass is green.
Calm your mind, ghost, and think about the past times you had in the show.
The sun is warm, the grass is green.
You're right, Mr. Sunday.
The sun is warm.
And the grass is green.
And we did have some good times, right, guys?
We had some great times in the show.
At least I think so.
Aside from all the cyber verminism and troll tearing, we had good times, didn't we?
This past 11 years, we had good times.
Glad you're back, ghost, but please forgive me.
I did this on a dare.
Go get a fan 79.
What, what, what is this?
Booyah!
What?
Oh!
I'm going to stick it.
It's time for abuse.
F-A-W-G-O-G, this is bruce.
Check this sick-ass blow coming from a fucking gay nigga.
Ain't you first?
I ain't got no shame.
What's that you said, dog?
You wanna talk trash?
Let's see how tough you look with a dick.
I'm a rough motherfucker.
Why?
Why, man?
You did that on a dare?
Go get a fan.
Why?
It's gross.
It's freaking gross.
Hey, ghost, keep on going, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, Capitalist Hero, thank you, man.
I need supplies of candy.
Pulse the world We already know you, fans.
Shut this post Malone garbage up, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm tired of post Malone, man.
What kind of a rapper is that?
What kind of a modern-day pop culture icon is that for a dollar?
Here's the actual national anthem.
Stand up, mate.
Don't let the trolls get you.
Thank you, Chris.
I appreciate it, man.
Here, let me let me stand up.
I'm standing up right now.
I'm standing.
Stand up, engineer.
Stand up.
I'm standing up to my national anthem right now.
You're damn right.
I love America.
I love this country.
America!
America!
Thank you very much, Chris.
I appreciate it.
I wonder why you shake your cans and pretend to get mad.
If your wife is listening to Alex Jones thinking off all his alpha male vitality.
Shut up!
I love she-mail too, Documb!
Shut up!
Respect My Interactive Broadcast00:08:06
You're here in the trolling for yourself, man!
You're hearing all this crap for yourself!
Oh, God!
Oh, shit, and I love she-mail too, but just shut up!
Oh, God, I can't take this anymore, guys.
I'm serious.
I can't take it.
I gotta stop.
What is this?
Sukka Bliad.
What does that mean?
Alexander Leonovich, what the hell does that mean?
Are you a roosky?
Jesus Christ.
Are you some kind of a roostie or something?
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know how long I could continue to do that.
I'm serious.
I'm trying to do a broadcast like everybody traditionally hears, you know?
The markets, you know, get to the financial edge site and get to the political and social commentary, but you're listening.
You're listening to this, man.
And they don't care what they keep coming.
They don't care.
If you want to keep Mrs. Ghost happy, you milky liquor.
Sasha.
Shut up.
You better work.
What the hell are you talking about?
You better work.
What are you talking about?
Oh, good God.
No.
Oh God! No! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Sons of bitches!
Shantae.
Shantae.
I paid for radio graffiti, so please don't leave.
Mo Bomba or Sicko mode.
What are you talking about, Johnny Ballerflick?
Are you listening?
What you and all the other trolls are doing?
You all are cyber murdered.
Make this here with all the ice on in the booth.
At the end of the day, God.
I'm gonna end the show.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
I'm gonna end this broadcast because you people have no respect.
You people have no respect for my broadcast.
You've got none.
No respect whatsoever.
Do I want to meet up for some drinks?
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Drinks, perhaps?
I don't want to know who the hell you are.
I envy you, ghost.
If only I could get paid thousands to get trolled.
What are you talking about, Ghost Payping?
What are you talking about?
These people are torturing my life.
They're ruining my show.
They're ruining my show, Ghost Paypig.
Turn off MediaShare.
What are you talking about?
Dre, don't you understand?
That's my show.
That's the ghost show.
It's supposed to be interactive.
It's supposed to have audience participation.
But you assholes think you're so cute.
And you ruined my show.
You ruined my broadcast.
I'm going to end this show, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to end this show.
I can't.
This is my 11th anniversary, you ungrateful Milky Liquors.
This is my 11th anniversary today.
Oh, I'm going to end my show, and if you don't think, if you don't think I'm going to end this broadcast, you've got another goddamn thing coming.
I'm talking to each and every one of you stupid damn troll terrorists right now.
Oh, you cuckhole connoisseur bastards, man.
It's my anniversary, man.
11 years with no appreciation, man.
What about me?
What about me?
11 years of doing this damn broadcast without any goddamn respect from my peers or no kind of appreciation.
What about me?
What about me?
No respect, man.
11 years of my broadcasting career and nobody cares.
I get no respect.
What about me?
What about old ghost over here?
What about me?
What about me?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Can't take this anymore, man.
11 goddamn years, man.
11 goddamn years.
I've been doing this broadcast.
And I don't have no respect from anybody.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I bought it.
What?
What do you want?
Does your wife's boyfriend understand the kind of race you- Shut up!
Make the fried chicken taste less tasty.
Shut up, you dumb asshole!
You love porn hugs, cold, cockhole.
Oh, Jesus.
Shut up, man.
My wife's into chicken cooking a...
Shut up, God!
Stand!
MAKING ME STUMBLE AND MUMBLE OVER MY OWN GODDAMN WORK!
God damn it.
I'd buy that for a daughter.
Good God.
Hang on, ghost.
Let me get some music to accompany your crying.
I'm not crying, background music.
Shut up.
I'm not crying.
I'm not crying.
I just deserve respect, man.
11 damn years.
I've been putting my heart and my soul into this broadcast.
And I get no respect.
I get no respect from anybody.
All I do is get troll.
That's it.
I buy that for a second.
That's all.
Cappy Coley, what do you want?
Ghost is Cappy Cole.
Wanted to give a shout out to the gay boyfriend.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
I can't take this anymore.
I can't.
Cappy Coley, you know, you asshole.
I can't.
I can't take this anymore.
I can't.
I can't.
CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAN!
SHUT UP!
Just shut it up, please, and let me do my broadcast like I can peace, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez, man.
Oh, my God.
11 years, man.
11 damn years I've been doing this stamp broadcast.
11 goddamn years, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I mean, y'all want radio graffiti after this?
Are you serious?
You want to you want radio gun?
Eleven Years Of Broadcasting00:02:44
I haven't even done the markets.
I haven't even done my political and social commentary.
I haven't done nothing.
I haven't done nothing.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I goddamn hate you, and I hate you all.
I hate you all, you troll terrorists.
What do you want, Satan's disciple?
What do you want?
I was just curious if you're going to introduce some ghost radio body pillow merch.
By the way, happy should be.
Bill, shut up.
Just shut up.
What is this, Satan's disciple?
What is this?
What is that?
Satan's disciple.
I feel so bad for you, ghost.
I respect you.
Now let's dance the night away.
Hey, Stab Disney German.
I appreciate that, man.
I need that kind of positivity.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
God damn it.
No.
God damn it.
No!
THIS CARTOON GIRL FETTISH CRAP! ENOUGH! UGH!
Do you do all your taxes yourself or do you have a tax attorney to do it for you?
Hey, Zethrot, look, I mean, I...
Hey!
Why are you laughing at me?
Don't laugh at me!
I'm not one to be laughed at, you disrespectful prick!
SHUT UP!
Goddamn Zephyrot, you piece of crap!
Heard this, and it reminded me of your wife in the chicken.
What are you talking about, dawg?
Johnny Baller Fic!
My mother used to put poop in a jug.
What?
Huh?
What did I just hear?
The time you put it in there, it's actually a dirty water jug, is what that is.
God, so that's what I'll do.
This reminded you of my wife making fried chicken?
I want to say that the reason that Shanna didn't get rid of all those bottles is because she's late.
Mockery Of My Show00:02:21
Jesus Christ, I'm not afraid of this.
This disgusting Johnny Baller Fic.
Oh, God, man.
My wife is in the kitchen cooking fried chicken.
All right.
So shut up your ass, all of you, alright?
All of you.
OWO for a dollar, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Now, listen, alright?
I mean, what are we, like three hours or something?
I've just been conducting this broadcast, and you people have made a mockery of it!
What is this?
Alone on a Friday night with only internet trolls.
Sad.
Shut up, how pathetic.
Shut up.
These are my fans.
I got hundreds of thousands of fans.
I just don't get the respect I deserve.
And I deserve that respect, damn it.
11 years!
11 years of blood, sweat, and tears.
I deserve it.
I deserve it.
I deserve the respect.
I deserve the athletes.
I deserve it.
What about me?
What about me?
How pathetic?
All right, what about me?
What about ghosts?
Time for a little appreciation.
What about me?
I buy that for a dollar.
Radio graffiti.
Soon in it's a brand new week next week.
12 hours of fan appreciation.
This is your life now.
Hope the shekels are worth it.
This is my life now.
Is that what you goddamn trolls are telling me?
This is my show now.
This is my troll terrorist hell.
This is my cyber version.
Hell, what do you want now, Satan's disciples?
Happy Redneck Friday.
Found a theme for you.
What do you want?
What is it?
I fuck my sister.
Then I fuck my mom.
Then I fuck my cousin.
Then I fuck my son.
Then I fucking killed you.
Then I fuck my mom.
And then I say grace.
And then I fuck my mom.
What is it?
I'm kind of lazy.
Happy Redneck Friday Theme00:03:42
I'm an Aryan race.
I wish I was.
Shove this crap off your ass.
Are you making fun of me?
Because I got a southern draw, boy.
Well, screw you.
Screw all of you.
Freaking anchor baby and Satan's disciple, man.
Go screw yourselves, man.
Just go screw yourselves, man.
I'm done, man.
I can't do this crap anymore, man.
I can't.
You people have ruined an eventful night, man.
This was supposed to be my 11th anniversary.
My 11th anniversary.
And you've done it, I think.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
No!
Ghost, I can hear your wife and my chicken.
Yeah, you can hear my wife in the back right making chicken.
Johnny Baller fixed left because my wife's in the chicken making some kitchen, alright?
Yeah, it's poop.
So do you wash your hands?
Like you're gonna go eat something?
Are you gonna wash your hands for that or are you just gonna worry about it?
What is this?
Okay, now is this not the worst hoard you've ever cleared out?
She's in Christ, Johnny Baller Fig, for Christ's sake, man.
You think I meet the definition of a hoarder?
The poop, man.
You got a ton of poop in this house.
What is the meaning of this?
What do you want, Zeth Rock?
God damn it.
What websites like exchange sites or wallets?
What are you talking about?
People who are new to me.
You better be serious, Zeth Rock.
You better be serious.
You better be serious.
Zeth Rock.
Hi, Ghost.
Ms. Tose said turn down the cans white boy.
I am trying to help her make fried chicken with a little- SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
I love fried chicken.
Shut up!
Shut up!
My wife is a chicken making a kitchen, alright?
Shut up!
Then what is this, man?
This is This is I can't take it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hold on, Zeth Runner.
Keep up the great work.
Hope your baller Friday has been awesome aside from the.
Oh, yeah, it's been awesome, all right.
I donated yesterday, but you missed the best part of my message.
Following your advice, my retirement account now has six digits in savings.
Laughing face.
Hey, there you go, Investor from Oregon.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
Spice up your southern dish with some skeddy and butter and chicken.
What are you talking about?
I'm not...
Hey, look, my wife knows how to cook chicken.
And three bags of rice and butter.
Because butter keeps the chicken moist, and also butter because you need to.
You're damn right when you have butter.
Um, just like laying in the chicken.
Oh, God.
Um, in the pan.
My wife's in the chicken, alright?
I really measure it.
And they're making kitchen for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
My heart's beating like a rabbit, man.
No one knows what it's like.
You're damn right.
Retirement Account Six Digits00:14:38
Ghost, the deep quad, you're goddamn right.
They'll know what it's like, man.
No one knows what it's like to be the bad.
Shut it up, you ass, man.
To be the sad man.
All I want is respect behind blue eyes.
Eleven years.
No one knows.
Eleven years of doing this, man.
Be hated.
Oh, God.
To be faded.
Jesus Christ, man.
Telling only lies.
I had enough, man.
Enough.
Sorry, ghost.
I didn't mean to offend you.
I too am an inbred southerner.
Come on, I'm from the South, man.
I'm really fucking shy.
I got a classic.
Shut up, crazy.
I fucking ended up.
Shut up.
Think about it.
The race mass is strong.
If light is wild, if life is good, keep those niggers back in the hood.
Shut up, that's racist, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't condone that.
Thank you, Alex Jones.
Very cool show.
Man, that's not the real Alex Jones.
I mean, that's not the real Donald Trump.
God damn it.
Screw you.
Screw you.
Ah!
Damn, God.
God damn it.
Shut up, all of you.
Just shut up.
I'm gonna end this show.
I'm gonna end this show.
Shut up, everybody in the chat room laughing.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Look at him!
Look at him in the chat room!
They're laughing!
They're laughing for Christ's sake, man!
Screw you!
Screw you!
And screw all of you in the fucking damn camera!
You're making me turn!
You sons of fishing!
I'm gonna be a little bit more scared!
Go watch your Alex Jones, my nigga.
I am going to sleep.
Belly filled with your wife's fried chicken.
Shut up, I love Dhamma.
Shut up!
She gotta be in my kitchen with her chicken.
Shut up!
I love ghost wife.
Shut up, man.
Leave my wife alone.
Leave my wife alone.
He's in the goddamn chicken baking to kitchen, alright?
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for you.
Thank you, Johnny Bowler for the dark.
Here's some smexual to calm down.
I sincerely doubt that wipeout two and three there's no- Look up my sentry!
Poot poot poot!
What you poot poot!
Ain't that a sexy little poot?
What the hell?
I'm gonna fuck that poot!
Sentry!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Look at this crap!
Quick as a heck, ain't ya?
Fuck you!
I can't take it, I can't.
It's a favorite!
Oh, God, I can't take it.
What the f!
I can't take it!
I've got to end this product.
I can't take this, man.
What an 11-year anniversary, for Christ's sake, man!
11 years of this malarkey!
11 years of these milky liquors, man!
And look at them!
Look at them in the chat room!
They actually think that I won't quit!
I'll quit, you sons of bitches!
I'll quit!
Don't tempt me!
I'm so pissed off right now!
I'm so pissed off right now, man!
I'm freaking shaking!
I'm literally shaking right now because I can't believe you!
11 years!
11 years of blood, sweat, and tears with no fucking respect.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry for cursing.
Oh, God.
Hey, ghost.
Don't let these trolls get to you.
Here's something that should cheer you up.
Thank you, Chrissy.
George Washington, baby!
Just wait alone, liberal body.
George Washington, Knight.
George Washington!
Not Alex Junes!
Not our name coming!
I told you.
Family out of Kenya to pop little me!
He ripped me off!
And everybody who's been listening to me for the past 11 years knows it!
Everybody who's been listening to me for the past 11 years knows it!
They've been ripping me off!
And why do you want Saints Disciple?
What do you want?
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Jesus Christ!
Can you shut this up your ass?
Oh, my God.
I'm going to have the show do such a pic as I'm making it here.
I can't take it anymore.
I got a nice...
I can't take it anymore!
I can't.
I can't take it.
Oh, my God.
I can't just take it.
I can't.
I can't take it, man.
I can't take it.
Here's the live version of the national anthem.
Stand up for America Ghost.
Well, thank you very much, Jason.
Oh, God.
What's going on, man?
I don't want to do this crap.
I use it.
You cartoon fetish, freaking girl, cartoon fetish masters, man.
I'm ending the show.
Shout this song up, your ass.
All right, shout this cart there.
I'm ending it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick the fork in me.
I'M DONE! I'M DONE!
Jason DeLeon I'M DONE!
I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOU.
You're still crying.
Here, shut up!
Shut up, soundtrack!
Who asked you?
Who asked you?
And Ghost is a feels bad man for a dollar.
I'm not a feels bad man!
I'm not a feels bad man!
I just want my respect after 11 years!
That's all!
That's all just some respect after all these years, man.
Just a little respect, man.
That's all I've asked.
That's all I've ever asked for people.
And all I get is that I'm some kind of a god.
I don't know what I'm getting.
I don't know what I am.
I'm just somebody who's cyberbullied, who has been trolled for a decade.
And I can't take it, man.
I can't take it.
I can't.
I just can't take it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
Oh, God.
I'm done.
I can't do this, man.
This is my 11th year anniversary, man.
Mama just killed a man.
What are you talking about, Go-Go, little queen?
And Dre.
Thanks for the three searchers.
Oh, no.
She's killed a man.
That goddamn panda.
That's goddamn panda.
Oh, man, that's my god damn pain.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
If you turn off media share, the trolling will stop.
Just turn it off.
I'm going to end the show is what I'm going to do if they're hanging with Nick Hurz, alright?
I'm going to end the show.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm out of nowhere.
No respect for ghosts.
Don't be sad.
Hear this, we'll cheer you up.
No respect for racist ghosts for a dollar.
Shove it up your ass.
And ghosts need to save space.
Shove up your ass.
Ghost doesn't need to save space.
And I'm not racist.
Oh, God.
No.
No.
I'm not racist.
Ah, God, God.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist, you bastards.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I just walked so much fat!
Oh, God!
I'M NOT A FEELS BAD MAN!
Oh, God!
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm not a feels bad.
I'm not afraid of leave.
You wanted to interact.
Glutton for punishment, man.
I am interacting.
Look at you, people.
Look at what you've turned my show into.
My show has been listened to by hundreds of thousands of people for the past 11 years for the goddamn financial insight for the political and social commentary and you people have fucked it up.
Excuse my friends.
I'm sorry for cursing.
Oh God.
Ha ha ha.
Ah and shut up in the chat.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Here's to you, Ghost.
Don't let the trolls get you down.
How can't I see bass?
How can't I?
How can't I, man?
Oh, God.
HOW CAN I, Z-BASS?!
Oh, God.
That's the show, man.
And SHUT UP IN THE CHAT!
I'm not a feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Oh, shut up, the asshole that just donated a dollar to 185 viewers, LOL.
Shut up, your ass, man.
I'm being relayed, okay?
I'm being relayed in the chat rooms and to places all over the world, okay?
Oh, God, I can hear Mrs. Ghost making that fried chicken.
And I'm not taking any more of this abuse.
I'm not taking any more of this cyber bullying.
I'm not taking any more of this cyber verminism.
No! No! No!
You need a simple but effective message.
Just give up.
No, EvilMira, shut up.
Christianity is stupid.
What is this crap?
Christianity is stupid.
Communism is good.
What?
Oh, God.
Just shut up, Evil Mira.
Just shut up.
Communism is good.
Noah, that's bull crap.
Shove it up, your ass, with this stupid pro-commie crap.
Give up.
Shut up.
Shove it up, your ass.
No!
I will never give up.
No!
Shove it up, your ass, Evil Mira!
11 years more like 11 years of ripping off Alex Jones.
Yeah, Tyrone bangs, Mrs. Ghost.
Just shove it up, your ass.
Alright, shove it up, your ass.
And I'm not crying!
I'm not crying, you sons of bitches!
I'm not crying!
Ah, damn it!
God!
I'm not crying!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
Oh, God!
I buy that for a dollar!
What do you want, Saints Disciple?
Something you can relate to.
What?
What, Saints Disciple, what?
State of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad.
Now we're good.
Moving into your neighborhood.
You know, we're trying our best to be functioning members of society.
What is this?
Is this sex offender singing songs?
I'm Larry Art Howard.
Can I all refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again?
Oh, God.
I thought you cut.
What is this crap?
I buy that.
Feels bad, man.
Feels bad, man.
Ghost is a failure, just like the entire state of Texas.
Shut up, I hate Knickers, alright?
FeelsBadMan Shut Up00:15:53
I'm not a feels bad, man.
We don't know how to feel.
We ought to send them all back to Epicenter.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I don't condone this racist crap.
Shut up.
Shut up.
They ought to get the hell out of here.
God, I'm on YouTube, you unappreciative bricks.
I'm on YouTube.
Sorry about the trolls, ghost.
Time to chill some.
You need a breather.
The sun is warm.
I'm trying, grass is strong.
The sun is warm.
The grass is awful.
I'm trying here, man.
I'm trying.
What is this crap, man?
What is this?
Is this supposedly rap nowadays or something?
They be anti-ranced, I'll be bringing you a bad thing.
What is this crap?
Legacy.
God, is that modern rap for Christ's sake?
All he wanted was just some respect, guys.
That's all I wanted.
That's your damn right.
You're damn right, soundtrack.
Grown man crying, tis, tiska, shoving up your ass for that dollar, man.
You're right, man.
That's all I've ever wanted these past 11 years.
That I've given each and every one of you my heart, my soul, my blood, sweat, and tears.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And I don't even win any kind of respect from you.
You people don't even care.
You people don't even care, man.
Fuck you.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry for cursing.
But stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
I am done with this crap.
11-year anniversary.
Flush down the goddamn troll terrorist toilet tonight.
What kind of a Barn Friday is this?
All he wanted was respect and shekels.
Good God, he's shaking.
Shut up, cross-dressed capitalist.
Shut up!
Shut up!
All of you, all of you, all of you!
I'm ending the show, man.
Shut up!
The people in the chat room are saying, please do radio graffiti.
Are you shitting me?
Are you kidding me?
You want me to do radio graffiti after all this crap?
11 years!
11 years today, man!
11 goddamn years!
And no goddamn respect for all the blood, sweat, and tears that I've given you.
I've given each and every one of you my heart.
My heart!
For being Satan's disciple, ghost.
I forgot you were a cuck.
Shut up, my grannies and trannies.
SHUT UP!
Fuck my lover, fuck my slur, fuck my country, fuck my race What the heck, sis, man?
I'm done.
No!
No!
Let me lay between you and my wife.
I can't.
So take a rest.
Don't listen to this.
Get her pregnant and then I will raise your kids.
What is this?
What kind of cucks?
What is this crap?
Make way for the best girl.
What are you talking about, Anonymous?
Good God, man.
what are you talking about You cartoon girlfriend bastard!
Come out of nowhere!
I've got a cup of stuff!
Come on, I'm ending the broadcast after these donations.
I'm done!
Feels bad, man!
Feels bad man, feels bad, man, feels good.
Show now what you're talking about!
I'm not a feels bad man!
Feels bad man, feels bad man, feels bad.
I'm not a feels bad man!
Man, feels bad, man, feels bad man.
Shut up!
Feels bad, man.
Shut up!
Man, feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad.
Shut up!
Shut up, Infowars.com!
Shut up, man!
You know me and Alex Jones's history, you bastards!
You know!
And you keep doing it!
Tyrone will love your money, oy Vey.
Ghost, you have been a great ally to Israel and you.
What are you talking about?
Speaking in underprivileged youths like Tyrone, Jamarcus, Jamil, and LeBron.
What are you talking about, good boy maker?
What are you talking about?
You good boy.
This is racist crap, man.
That's just enough, alright?
That's enough.
I'm ending the show.
I'm ending the show.
You people don't deserve radio graffiti after what you put me through on my 11th anniversary.
My 11th anniversary!
Please continue to tell us about how all you wanted was some respect for the last 11 years.
Soundtrack?
I mean, how much more do I have to put it?
I mean, you all hit me right here in the heart.
11 years!
And all I've wanted was respect from my peers!
And I get nothing!
I get nothing but trolls!
And I get nothing but cyber vermin!
Nothing I get nothing I get nothing.
What is this?
What if the chicken is burnt?
Is the wife getting the boot?
It's none of your business, happy Fruit Bowl Friday!
That's none of your goddamn business.
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you, Little Star, bitch.
Ah, Jesus, fuck right, man.
Ah, man.
Fuck every town, fuck him, man.
Work my fingers to the ground.
God damn it.
I've had it.
I've had enough.
I've had enough, man.
Stop.
Stop it!
Stop with the donations!
Stop!
Don't feel bad, man.
Here are some shekels for you.
Ghost is a good guy.
Shut up, man.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
I'm going to end the show right now.
Just stop.
And shut up with this racist crap.
I'm ending the show.
It's over.
It's over.
Episode six is over.
Oi babe.
Shut up with the oi bay.
It's over because of you.
Because you think you're so cute.
Taking bets on what Ghost calls his fifth show.
Shut up, man.
I've had enough.
All right, that's it.
I'm ending the show now, man.
11 years of this crap.
I'm not putting up with it, man.
I'm not putting up with this crap.
And all you people that expected to get raided graffiti, you'll shove it up your ass.
Have you tried self-inflicted analingas?
It's quite relaxing.
Shut up, my grannies of trains.
Shut up.
I'm ending the broadcast.
And I've had enough.
You'll be lucky if I even come back this fucking Monday.
Excuse my fridge.
You'll be lucky if I come back this Monday.
Oh, my God.
Cut and run ghost for a dollar.
Have you been listening to this crap?
This is supposed to be my 11th year anniversary, man.
Did you all hear this crap?
Did you all hear this crap?
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Let's sand the show for another half hour.
By the way, Capagoli is a perma mad cuckold.
Shut up, Zaffi, alright?
Just shut up, man.
Oh, God.
Just Thomas Matthew crap.
This earring crap.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh, God, I'm perfect, man.
I can't.
Just shut up with this goddamn Thomas Tanky earwritten crap.
This Ram Ranch naked cowboy showers at Ram Ranch on their knees, wanting to get Ram Ranch really rotten.
Shut up, shut up with the Ram Ranch shut up.
Thank you hi Ellie hi well, thank you for the 333.
Thank you, man.
Look, i'm going to end the show.
Stop, stop it.
Stop it now.
I'm gonna end the show.
Stop, it's for everything.
Ghost sending strong vibes your way man, I hope that you're sending strong vibes.
I'm sorry for the earring, I'm sorry, oh god, I'm sorry for all this earring, I'm I'm sorry.
Oh, this is so stupid.
This is stupid.
Eleven years, man.
Eleven years.
Why are you so mad?
Yo, Papa Blood Vessel.
You are overreacting.
It's only a couple means.
It's not.
It's been all night, Jackler.
It's been all goddamn night!
Oh, God.
Stop.
Just stop, please.
I'm ending the show after this.
That's enough.
Alright?
Alright, I've had enough.
That's enough.
I'm cutting this out.
You don't deserve Radio defeat!
All of you troll terrorists and cyber vermin!
You don't deserve it!
Alright?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Alright, good God.
Before he go-go.
Also, shout outs to Templeton.
He's a good goy ghost.
Templeton's a good goy, you piece of crap.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Oh my god.
And leave my dog alone, Templeton's ghost.
Leave it alone and ghost our dancing monkey.
Just shove it up your ass.
All right, for a dollar.
Shove it up your ass.
And what is this?
What is this sound I'm hearing in the background?
What is this crap?
What is this?
My man Ghost Lear.
It's time to embrace the white supremacy of the Republican Party.
Tracker 24, shut up.
I am not a racist, man.
Shut up.
How about a real hashtag Zen moment?
Oh, Isle of Cape Horn.
Oh, that's great.
Look, I'm out of here.
Go screw yourselves.
Each other, man.
What is this?
Oh, God, no.
No!
This is shit-perverted crap!
Dude!
Smith murdered!
Oh, damn it!
God!
Oh, goddammit!
Oh, God!
Shut this crap up, man!
Just shut it up!
I heard your grandma is a tranny.
Could I have radio graffiti?
Not for disrespecting my granny, you asshole!
Just a sweet transvestite!
I mean, do you all hear this?
Do you hear these trolls, man?
Oh, God.
Let me show you around.
You disgusting bastards.
Don't talk about my granny.
Don't talk about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman.
You bastards, man.
Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for that doggy.
Shut up, the ATM.
Go shoving up your ass.
Look, I'm done with you pieces of crap.
Alright?
You've ruined!
You completely ruined my 11th anniversary and my Baller Friday!
All of you!
All of you, troll terrorists, and cyber vermin!
And you all think that you deserve radio defeated, you piece of crap!
Hard-forked ghost, what the hell?
Go shove it up your ass, too!
I know you trolls are just trying to troll me!
It's just more freaking ear rape!
Oh God, we gotta make a change on Monday, man.
Something has got to change on Monday, and I'm gonna come back on Monday.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Take A Break From Trolls00:17:07
Shut up.
Let me end my show.
Ghost, your wife finished making my fried chicken.
Wanna hear white boys.
Shut up!
Just shut up, man!
Shut up!
Tyrone biggums!
Shut up!
This is got something's gotta end on Monday, man.
We gotta stop this, man.
We've gotta stop this.
Thank you, John Wayne Ghosty.
I appreciate it.
Something's gotta change on Monday, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
What is this garbage?
What is this garbage?
Just let me end my show, please.
Just let me end my show.
Let me end my show in peace.
It's been 11 years.
It's been 11 goddamn years.
let me end my show let me end my show let me end my show is hoody ghost jr What the hell are you talking about, aesthetic?
What are you talking about, man?
Just let me in my show, man.
Good God.
I wanna know your name.
What is this?
You just killed me.
Could you release that?
What is this?
I gotta know your name.
I'm finished.
I've had enough of this crap.
I've had enough of this crap.
God damn it.
I'm enough.
Oh, goddamn, all of you.
Goddamn, all of you to hell.
Goddamn all of you to hell.
All you troll terrorists and all you cyber vermin.
You'll be lucky if I come back next Monday.
You'll be lucky if I come back next Monday, man.
Oh, God.
And if I do, I don't even know what time, man.
Somewhere between the 7:30 and 8:30 Central Standard Texas time, bastards.
And I don't know if I'm going to.
I don't know, man.
This is one of the most horrible.
The most horrible 11-year anniversaries, man.
No respect.
No appreciation.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
And it makes me sick.
And I don't care what feels bad.
What?
Man feels bad.
Man feels bad.
I swallow seamen.
Shut up.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
God feels bad.
Man feels bad.
Man feels bad.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Oh, my God.
And show me you can.
Shut up, you're ass, fuck fucking trolls.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I can't take this crap.
Oh, my God.
I can't take it.
I can't take this anymore, man.
God damn it.
What do you want, Jackler?
Why are you crying, you baby?
Just say the news already.
I'm not crying.
I poked myself in the eye, Jackler, you son of a bitch.
I'm not trying.
Yes, you've probably been told.
Reply to this guy.
He's just trying to get a rise out of you.
Yes, it's true.
Shut up, you're shooting.
Shut up, Jackler.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Let me in my show.
You stop it.
Stop this crap.
Let me in my show.
Oh, God.
Jackler, now soundtrack.
What do you want?
I'll help you out.
Take this chance to end the show.
I'm trying to end this show.
Eleven years.
Eleven years of this crap.
Oh, God.
Eleven years.
No appreciation.
No respect.
Eleven years.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You teachers of gargoyle bands.
You goddamn troll terrorists.
Cyberburgh.
Pieces of crap, man.
We're coming for you, Templeton.
We will help you and take you away from that evil hand.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my dog, you pieces of crap.
Keep my dog out of this.
And Jesus Christ, here's another goddamn stupid CIA black operation with the tone or whatever this crap is.
Just shut up.
Just shove this crap up your ass.
Just shove this crap up your ass.
Just shove it up, your ass, man.
Let me end my show.
I want to end my show.
I want to end my show.
Let me end my show.
Eleven years wasted.
Screw you, asshole.
Eleven years wasted.
Screw you.
Screw you.
I buy that.
And here's Satan's disciple.
Let's get some radio graffiti that I have shot.
Shut up.
I'm ending the show, Satan's disciple.
And it's because of trolls like you.
It's because of trolls like you.
Oh, God.
Oh God.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
What is this crap?
What is this?
This is disgusting.
Oh, God.
I buy that for a dog, man.
I love the show.
Ghost Goy, you are a beautiful Gentile.
Shut up, Matza for ghost boy.
Shut up.
And hope that you and your wife a happy new year.
Israel loves yourself.
And all the non kosher meets you eat.
Shut this crap up, man.
Oh, my God.
Can't you just fucking please let me goddamn end my show?
Oh my god.
Son of a bitch.
Sack my deep ghost for a dollar.
Command and engineer.
The time has come.
Execute Order 66.
Habsburg Dang NG take over 123.
Goddamn Habsburg gang.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, listen.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do this anymore!
Oh my god.
I can't do this anymore, guys.
I'm serious.
I can't do it anymore, man.
Please do radio graffiti, ghosts.
We love you.
You want me to do radio graffiti after this?
Are you serious?
Are you freaking serious?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
To 11 years and 11 more.
Gamers rise up.
Public restroom gamers rise up.
What the hell is that mean, man?
I don't want to see him kissing goblins.
I've had enough, man.
In bed with a goblin.
I don't want to see him kissing goblins.
In bed with a goblin.
I don't want to see him kissing goblins.
In bed with a goblin.
Kissing goblins.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Why have you not stopped already?
Get engineered to just press the new button.
Hurry up.
You teach this.
You keep trolling my show, Jackler.
All of you trolls, man.
All of you.
God damn it.
You're controlling my show.
I can't stop!
Shut up.
I'm not a crybaby.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not a goddamn crybaby.
Just shut up, alright?
Just shove it up, your ass.
Oh, God.
Listen, I don't want to do this broadcast anymore tonight, man.
This was supposed to be an 11-year anniversary.
It was supposed to be something special.
This was supposed to be something special.
And I thought that you people that were listening out there, you people would have some level of respect for me and not continue to make a mockery of my show, but you can't do that.
You can't do that, man.
Oh, God.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm sorry, man.
I can't do it, man.
I can't.
I can't.
You people in the chat, are y'all listening?
How do y'all want me to do radio graffiti after all this crap?
For Christ's sake!
Love!
What?
What?
Wipe out what?
Oh, God.
And with what?
And with what?
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, God.
I can't.
What do you want me to do?
The chat room wants me to do radio graffiti, but are you kidding me?
You freaking assholes think that you deserve that?
You think that you deserve radio graffiti after making a mockery of my show?
I mean, you actually believe this in your sick heads.
In your sick heads, you actually believe this.
And what logic?
What kind of logic are you people viewing this crap from, man?
Oh, God.
11 goddamn years, man.
11 goddamn years, you pieces of crap, man.
Look, I got it.
If y'all want me to do a goddamn radio graffiti, you ungrateful pricks.
I've gotta, I gotta do, I gotta stop.
I gotta take a goddamn break.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna take a goddamn break for Christ's sake, man.
What?
What?
This is our feels bad man ghost, huh?
Negro ghosts.
God damn it!
Jesus Christ!
I'm not a feels bad, man!
I'm not a feels bad, man!
Oh my god.
Oh God.
Monster energy boomerang guy.
Whatever the hell that means.
Shove it up, your ass.
I gotta go for a break.
All right, engineer, can you can you play the music that you traditionally put at the beginning of this broadcast so I can take a goddamn break?
I need one.
I need one.
Can you do it?
Jesus Christ.
I find that.
Oh, God.
Blimey, you still haven't finished what a sellout.
Money for wasting time.
Shut up.
Shut up, Jackler.
All right.
Shove it up, your ass.
I need a break.
You hear the trolls?
For Christ's sake, shut up.
I need a break, man.
I need a goddamn break.
I'll be right back, okay?
I'm going to put on the goddamn music that I play at the beginning of this broadcast so I can take a goddamn break for this troll terrorism.
It's cyber vermin garbage.
And maybe we'll do radio graffiti, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But are you ready to take me out of here, engineer?
Take me out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Get me out of this crap hole.
I need a goddamn break for Christ's sake, man.
I need a break.
Okay, let's do this.
Get me out of here.
Radio Graffiti Segment Time00:04:53
I think we're back here, folks.
Oh my god, what kind of garbage have we been listening to for the past several hours?
Goddamn assholes have made a mockery of my show.
And now, because these folks insist they want to hear radio graffiti, so I guess that's what we're going towards right now, okay?
Public restroom, whatever the hell, public arrestro, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Listen, it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
Go ahead and put the radio graffiti title up there, engineer.
Thank you very much.
It's a part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do right now to participate in it is give me a call right now, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator starts talking, push in that code that you see right there on your computer screen on the stream.
Do you see?
And that's what we call radio graffiti, all right?
All right.
So that's what we're doing here, all right?
That's what we're doing.
So let's go ahead.
Do we got everybody on radio graffiti there, engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I don't know how long.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't know how long we're going to do this because I'm still pissed off at you, pieces of crap.
All right?
I'm still pissed off at you, pieces of crap.
Okay?
I can't believe this.
This is 11 years I've been doing this broadcast, man.
And you couldn't even give me the respect I deserve?
All the damn blood, sweat, and tears that I've just given in this broadcast.
You people don't even care?
You're not even acknowledging it.
You don't even give a crap?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right.
How about 347 Radio Graffiti?
There it is, the Gay Bomb.
All right, you got the Gay Bomb.
I'm very proud of you.
Who else do we have here?
How about 501 Radio Graffiti?
Hi, this is Johnny.
And telling you that Capcilli's a nigger.
Shut up.
I don't condone what that idiot said.
And that's another thing, folks.
That's what makes this radio graffiti.
People get to say whatever the hell they want to say once I call on them for Christ's sake.
Give me a drink of this beer, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus.
Let's continue on.
How about 517 Radio Graffiti?
Actually, 315, 315, Radio Graffiti.
Sorry about that.
Hey, ghost, it's Boogeyman, longtime listener.
I think maybe if you take some of that file sharing off, at least one of the days of the week, you might be able to get through the broadcast that we can all listen to what we tune in for.
Well, hey, I appreciate that, man.
But, you know, that's a part of the broadcast, man.
A part of the broadcast is to make it interactive, man.
That's what this whole broadcast I've been doing for the last 11 years has been all about.
It's about, you know, fan interactivity, baby.
That's what's what's kept the show alive.
So, I mean, that's as much as it pisses me off, man.
I mean, that's an unfortunate byproduct of this goddamn show, and that's just something I have to live with.
I'm sorry, man.
And it's sad.
You all hear the kind of malarkey I've got to live with, for Christ's sake, man.
Good hell.
All right, 517 radio graffiti.
517.
Oh, ghost, why are you being such a Jew?
Shut up.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, all right?
Why don't you stop being a racist?
How about that?
All right.
All right, we don't need that around here, you piece of garbage.
How about 260?
Smitherneck Botstalker.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
How about 207 radio graffiti?
207.
Great.
Now, here come the Helen Keller deaf mutes.
Is that what we're going to get here?
Is that what we're going to get here?
A bunch of Helen Keller deaf mutes for heaven's sake?
Good God.
929 Raider Graffiti.
How about 269 Radio Graffiti?
You're lagging because you're on a goddamn computer.
Why don't you get on the damn phone, you silly bastard?
Good God.
How about 317 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
I've been listening for a while.
Helen Keller Deaf Mutes00:02:53
How are you?
I don't know.
I'm living, I guess.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Yeah, I listened to your show.
The first I heard about you was when you were talking about the schools and how they didn't care about people who went there.
They just wanted the money.
Well, yeah, I mean, it is what it is.
That's why we have such a bad youth, if you want my opinion, because the education system is not right.
Well, thanks for taking my call, Ghost.
I just want to tell you how I found out about you.
I love the show.
I hope it gets better.
I don't know, though.
Hey, I don't know either, man.
Thank you, 317.
I appreciate the words of encouragement, man.
Seriously.
I mean, God knows I need it, for heaven's sake.
How about 660 Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
What up, man?
Hey.
Hey, Ghost, man.
I love your show.
It's amazing.
I just wanted to ask, how's Miss Ghost doing?
Miss Ghost is doing all right.
She's in the back right now, frying some chicken.
That's good.
I love me some chicken, man.
You're damn right.
So do I, man.
I love fried chicken as well.
I don't know what these assholes in the chat room are trying to get racist about me consuming fried chicken.
I mean, look, I'm a cultured man.
Okay, I consume a bunch of stuff, all right?
All right, I mean, I'm out here in Texas, specifically San Antonio, Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And I like to think that I know a little bit about Tex-Mex cuisine, a little bit about Americana.
You know, I mean, I like Americana, Tex-Mex.
You understand?
I'm a connoisseur of food.
I'm a connoisseur of alcohol.
I'm a connoisseur of the finer things in life.
So, you know, today we're having fried chicken because, you know, fried chicken is delicious.
All right.
How about 717, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, it's John Bolerific.
I was wondering what you thought of AI superintelligence and like self-learning algorithms and stuff like that.
And where do you think that's going to end up happening?
I'll tell you, it's going to be the end of man.
That's what's going to happen.
I think China is going to do that.
Do you think China is going to do that?
Let me tell you something about China.
They're not innovators.
They take what somebody else built and then try to make it themselves.
If anybody's going to do it, it's either going to be the United States, one of the European powers, or Russia.
And let me tell you, the reason that they're going to be doing AI technology is because they want to use that artificial intelligence technology to take whoever the elites are into the future while leaving mankind the equivalent of a goddamn cow.
I mean, that's literally the objective.
They're going to start implanting stuff into their brains eventually because it's going to make them more money inevitably.
So everyone's going to start doing that.
I can see that happening.
China Is Not An Innovator00:10:50
You're damn right, man.
Hey, thank you, Baller fan.
Do you want to give a shout out or anything?
Navy Husky.
He's listening.
I pray.
Oh, man.
Navy Husky.
I think, you know, he's serving.
Oh, he was serving our armed forces, but yeah, I remember old Navy Husky with those goddamn remixes, for Christ's sake.
I remember them very vividly.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 651 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I'm back again.
I just got to say, 11 years is amazing.
I can't believe that anyone has ever gotten this far to suffer through all this crap for this long is just amazing.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
You're absolutely correct, man.
Ghost, I think you should turn off Streamlabs on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Ben, the show can be serious business, but still interactive once in a week.
Silly Billy with a nilly.
I keep up the great work.
Look, I appreciate it.
Silly Billy with a nilly.
I do appreciate it, man.
But I mean, this is interactivity, baby.
I mean, this is the new modern electronic age, baby.
I mean, this is what it is.
And I think that folks that are on YouTube right now need to look, especially these YouTube content creators, and say, and this proves that the live game, doing streams live, it's a different animal than pre-producing YouTube content.
And I know that we see a lot of these YouTubers out here that think that they can do live streams.
Jesus Christ, you're listening to it.
You're listening to the consequence of going live.
It's a completely different animal, and I don't think that live streaming gets the respect it deserves, in my opinion, all right?
How about 712, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up, man?
Hey, you want to make some drinks out there, Nelson?
I don't even know you, man.
We're taking my 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you damn internet butt stalker.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
How about 832, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up, man?
First of all, I want to say fuck the fuck the LA Rams.
I'm from St. Louis.
They totally fucked us when they left.
How many, how many, before you, before you go on, how many teams does Los Angeles need, right?
I know.
They got the Chargers, they got the Rams, and both teams are doing really well.
But when you look at the stadiums themselves, they're filled with the other team's colors.
You're absolutely right.
And what was your second point, sir?
I wanted to say basically this whole trolling thing, man, this has got to stop.
Like, ever since you've migrated from Ghost.report to YouTube, like the show has taken a significant downward trend in quality.
Yeah, man.
This show sucks.
Look, I'm sorry, man.
Listen, I mean, this is the troll.
This is the internet culture, man.
I mean, that's what this show represents.
I mean, this is a huge contingent of the internet culture, and this is what they do.
I mean, I hope everybody understands that, man.
I've been putting up with this crap for 11 goddamn years, okay?
Good God.
How about 270, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say these trolls really got to stop.
And I think it's terrible what they're doing to you.
It's just crazy.
Just ink.
You're telling me, man.
You're telling me.
I don't get it.
I mean, like I said, man, you're hearing people that are calling in saying, hey, ghost, man, we missed the financial insight.
We missed the political and social commentary up in here, man.
And they listened to it for the serious business.
You're listening to it, you sons of bitches, and you're ruining it.
You're ruining it for everybody.
It's why we can't have nice things, man.
We just can't have nice things, for heaven's sake.
858 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
It's CM.
I just want to say happy 11 years.
Happy Ball of Friday.
Happy anniversary.
And I love the show.
And shout out to the engineer.
Shout out to you, Ghost.
Shout out to Mrs. Ghost, and shout out to Templeton.
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Thank you very much for the kind words, man.
You see, this is more like it.
You know, none of this troll terrorism and cyber vermin that I've been putting up with for the past three hours.
This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about.
All right.
This is what I'm talking about.
I love you guys.
Thank you guys for the positive words.
How about 740 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
It's Dr. Festus.
How you doing, man?
Hey, what up, Dr. Festus?
How you doing, man?
Good yourself.
I just wanted to put on a suggestion for what your trolling problem could be solved.
I know it's related to the media share, and I know this is probably going to piss some people off in the chat room, but it needs to be said, because, you know, let's be real, it's been gone off keyster for the past couple of, you know, fucking, I don't know, excuse my French, sorry.
But, you know, it's gone off keyster for the past couple episodes.
And, you know, maybe if my suggestion is either remove it entirely or just raise the price of it, you know?
I mean, that might solve the problem.
Don't know for sure.
Well, you know.
Hey, thank you for the suggestion.
I will consider it.
I mean, you know, what do I have to have to raise the media share price for heaven's sake, man?
I mean, I don't want to do that, man, because, I mean, I don't want to.
I mean, if I have to do it, I guess I will just so I can have some decency, so I don't have all this troll terrorism.
I mean, you all are listening, right?
Huh?
All of you in the chat room, you're listening to the serious contingent that wants to listen to the broadcast, you ungrateful pricks.
You're listening.
Jesus Christ, 502, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, happy 11 years, buddy.
Long time listener.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
I appreciate it, man.
I'm finally getting some appreciation around here.
I'm finally getting some goddamn appreciation, and I'm liking it.
I thank you guys, man.
Thank you guys sincerely.
I appreciate it.
How about 732 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, how's it going today, buddy?
What's up, man?
I just want to say happy 11th anniversary, and I hope you enjoyed the song I just played for you.
You really deserve it, man.
11 years.
Totally respect you, man.
I hope so, man.
Thank you very much.
I'm loving these kind words.
Huh?
All you people in the chat room, take note.
Thank you guys, man.
Thank you guys sincerely.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 781 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, yo, you ever fucking father, Boston, man?
I'll fucking kick your ass.
You hear me, man?
You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, real tough guy over the damn phone, you piece of crap.
You don't even sound like you're from Boston.
That is one of the worst Boston accents I've ever heard in my life.
And 781, isn't that like out of Texas somewhere?
Stupid milky liquor.
Who else the hell?
Who else do we have here?
732, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, 732, you there?
I can't.
We can't even understand.
You got an Obama phone, for Christ's sake, all right?
We're in the Trump administration now, all right?
We're in the Trump administration.
Get off the Obama phone.
Get yourself a goddamn job.
Who else do we have here?
How about, Jesus Christ, I think I've called on some of these people.
Let's go.
I'm trying to look for some new callers here.
How about 920, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, I want to tell you, happy 11 years.
Happy Volume Friday.
Sorry about the trolls, but hey, keep in mind, for every 100 trolls, you got a serious listener.
So don't let up.
Hey, man, I appreciate this, 920.
I mean, are you all hearing this?
Are you trolls in the chat room understanding that I've got a serious show and hundreds of thousands of people legitimately want to listen to the financial insight and the political commentary?
Shout out to the chat.
Type B for boring graffiti.
Media shares the new graffiti.
Graffiti is the new markets.
What are you talking about, anonymous?
All right.
And don't respond to him, chat.
All right.
Don't respond.
Just because people are appreciating the show and they want to hear some more some commentary.
I mean, you people are freaking assholes.
All right.
You people are jerks.
That's why you don't understand what's going on out here.
I'm shooting pearls to you, idiots.
I'm shooting pearls.
Who else do we have here, for heaven's sake?
How about 929 Raider Graffiti?
What the hell is it?
Get this idiot off.
We can't even.
Get a better phone, ass crack.
These Obama phones in the Trump administration, are you kidding me, guys?
Good God.
How about 908 Radio Graffiti?
Hi, Ghost.
Happy 11 years.
I just want to know, why do you think the CIA niggas killed Terry A. Davis with a train?
I don't know what that, I'm not going to respond to that for Christ's sake.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Remember, the CIA, you know, they do their own thing of thing, all right?
I mean, you don't really want to mess around with the CIA.
I'm just saying, all right?
All right.
There's been a lot of black operations that have been happening right before our very eyes that people don't even know that are black operations.
But it's not like you people would even care if I was able to discuss this extensively.
You people just want to continue to troll me and make my life a living out.
So go shove it up your ass.
How about 872 radio graffiti?
My name is Ghost.
My name is Ghost.
My name is Country.
COVID.
My name is Ghost.
My name is Ghost.
My name is COVID.
My name is Ghost.
My name is Ghost.
My name is COVID.
Jesus Christ, man.
Ghost! Ghost!
CIA Black Operations Discussion00:15:41
Greedy ass.
All right.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Let's not start the remixes here.
And not to mention, you all know how much I hate Eminem.
All right.
You all know how much I hate Eminem.
And if he was ever out here in Texas, I'd go out to where he was at and make sure to beat the living be Jesus out of goddamn Eminem.
All right.
Leave him in a puddle of his own blood and piss, and I would commit the crime and do the damn time.
Do you understand me?
I mean, I don't know how many times I got to tell you people this.
I wouldn't be afraid to go to jail if I beat up Eminem.
I mean, all the blacks and the Mexicans in jail would be hoisting me on their shoulders like I'm a freaking sultant because I kicked the crap out of Eminem.
Do you understand that?
I would be a god in jail if I kicked Eminem's ass.
And you could tell them I said that.
Freaking hate Eminem.
He's a piece of trash.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake, man?
We got the same goddamn caller.
See, that's the bad part about radio graffiti, man.
Same people, same schmucks.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's continue.
How about 712 radio graffiti?
Happy Bar Friday, Big Jack.
I don't know why you're calling me Big Jack, but yeah, Happy Baller Friday to you.
Who else do we have here?
How about 716 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Jess.
Happy Live Years.
Happy Baller Friday.
Long-time listener, you guys are all a bunch of good people.
I guess I echo the sentiment of you probably should be back with an easier option.
It's paying too low price right now for especially last baller's writing holding shit.
But otherwise, you know, go on you for coming back.
Looking forward to hearing the show more.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
And look, we're going to try to get to some serious show talk here.
But as you can see, this is the internet, man.
This is it.
And I don't want to heighten the goddamn media sharing price, man.
I don't want to do that.
I don't know what the hell else to do, man.
These people, they've made a mockery of my show, man.
11 years I've been doing this.
11 goddamn years and nobody gives a crap.
They just want to see me dead or something.
I don't know.
I don't get it, man.
How about 973 Radio Graffiti?
973.
Hey there.
Boss, nice to hear from you.
I had a little bit of a question.
I was wondering what your opinion on West Virginia was.
West Virginia, with an unfortunate couple of cities that are pretty much blue, it's red country.
The bad part about West Virginia is you've got these densely populated cities that are dictating a lot of the politics within the whole damn state.
But I don't have anything bad to say about West Virginia.
I think they're going back to work.
They supported the president.
I have nothing bad to say about West Virginia.
You know what I mean?
It's a part of America, baby.
It's a part of a damn America.
You know it and I know it.
How about who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
How about 814 Radio Graffiti?
You're making me belch, ghost.
Shut up, man.
That's a serious condition that I've gotten.
You people don't even appreciate it.
You know, you people are just like, you know, laughing at me when I'm belching.
That's not something to laugh at.
That's not something to laugh at, you jerk dicks.
How about 336 radio graffiti?
Is that what you guys fucking wanted?
Well, I hope you guys are fucking happy.
Yep.
I hope you guys are fucking happy, dude.
I'll fucking admit it.
I hate niggers.
Shut up, you stupid fruit bowl.
With that fruity freaking voice, you wouldn't go out to a black ghetto and say that out loud, there, boy.
All right, sir.
Jesus Christ, 786, Radio Graffiti.
786.
Hey, shut up.
Shut up.
Get him off, engineer.
Get him off.
I'm on YouTube, you asshole.
Let's stop.
Let's stop with that crap.
All right?
Jesus.
What happened to Engineer?
Engineer, he's doing his thing.
I mean, I'm still mad at him that we had so much technical difficulty.
He's out.
He's back here.
Say something, Engineer.
He's still around.
We just had some technical difficulties on today's show, man.
He's not in my good graces right now.
Just put it lightly, all right?
You know that, right, Engineer?
You're not in my goddamn good graces.
Freaking Christ, man.
What else?
Who else do we have here?
Freaking radio graffiti that you people probably don't even deserve because you've made a mockery on my show.
Jesus hell.
How about 732 radio graffiti?
Get that.
Get the vibrator off of there.
We can't even hear it through your Obama phone.
781, radio graffiti.
Hey, yo, it's the Boston manga.
All right, shut up.
You don't sound like you're from Boston, you moron.
949, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, so if you have over hundreds of thousands of listeners throughout the world, how come there's only 50 people in the chat?
Look, I don't want to tell you all this again, all right?
The representation of listeners and viewers on YouTube Live right now is not the actual representation of my audience.
Do you understand?
I'm being relayed.
I'm being relayed, you asshole.
I'm being relayed throughout the internets and throughout the world.
But you wouldn't know that because you don't know.
You don't know nothing.
You think you know, but you don't know Jack.
And that's your problem.
You don't know nothing.
Son of a bitch.
9-0, how about, hold on, how about 9-08, Radio Graffiti?
Hi, ghost.
I need some advice.
So, I like this girl, okay?
She's my best friend's ex.
But, like, she's also my sister.
Damn, she looks good.
Yeah, yeah, you sound like you.
That's all you could hook up with.
You sound like it.
You sound like that's all you can hook up with, you little sack of crap.
How about 315, Radio Graffiti?
Ye man, M-U-H Markets.
Ye, my man, my markets.
What are you talking about?
Let's take a minute.
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a dick in my butt.
Oh, my God.
What is this garbage, man?
I'm a nick.
Ah, shut up.
Stop making me say this racist crap, man.
I'm going to end this broadcast, you sack of crap.
I'm going to end it.
I'm going to end it now.
I'm going to end this son of a bitch.
Keep it up, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Keep it up.
And I'm out of here.
Sons of bitches are even lucky.
I'm even doing radio graffiti right now.
You all are lucky.
You all are in hot water with me.
All of you people in the chat room.
You're in hot water with me.
Sons of bitches.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 505 radio graffiti?
They're creepy and they're coonie.
They're faggy and they're lazy.
They're all meant to be crazy.
The Ghostler family.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
Take your little stupid Adams family tune and shove it up your clogged up pooper, you anal object aficionado.
We don't want to hear it around here.
Jeez, man.
How about 806 Radio Graffiti?
Because, you know, I got a guy.
I got to get some more beer, first of all.
And secondly, we got to get ready for Radio Graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Mac Sangleman, with the best of children waiting in line for us.
No, man, this is old school.
Go and get a job like a real man.
Old school, man.
That was old school right there, man.
Anybody who understands, that was a song written for True Capitalist Radio about 10 years ago, man.
Man, how time flies.
Time, baby.
Time.
The ultimate magician.
Always remember that.
Time is the ultimate magician.
8872 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell is it?
What the hell is that, man?
Good God.
Look, man, I'm tired, man.
I can't take any more of this goddamn trolling, man.
You've ruined my baller Friday.
You've ruined my 11-year anniversary.
And I'm just a little pissed off.
I'm only going to take a couple of more of these callers, and I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm getting the hell out.
I'm out.
What do you want, I'm a chew?
What do you want?
You're saying nothing but a bunch of four-letter words.
That's why you don't have a text-to-speech.
I'm a chew.
I'm a chew.
Shut up, you stupid bastard.
I know what you mean by that.
You f ⁇ ing assholes.
Oh, my God.
Let's just, there's a couple of more, and let's get out of here.
I'm so sick.
I'm so goddamn sick of this crap.
Jesus Christ.
213 radio graffiti.
Troll Paris, you've made my 11th anniversary for the past 51 minutes, and I've been hanging with my Dave Niger boyfriend.
Are you making fun of me?
Because I got a southern drawboy.
I just freaking said that.
Shut up.
I would love to be in hot water with you in Templeton Ghost.
I just freaking said that, and we got Tump Guy donating.
Freaking Tump Guy!
Assholes are spicy!
Ah!
Ah!
Damn it!
I'm only taking a couple of more calls, and I'm out of here.
I'm outta here!
I am out!
You sons of bitches!
I just freaking said that!
God!
I'm only taking a couple more of these goddamn calls.
I can't take this anymore, man.
I just, I can't.
I can't take this garbage.
I just can't take this garbage anymore, man.
What is this?
915 radio graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is Peter Pumpkin Eater, Ghost.
I have a question about cryptocurrency.
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, I like your opinion on JewCoin.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Yeah, that's it.
Really freaking funny, you jerk.
We got somebody named Kyan.
Kyan, are you there?
Hey, ghost.
How you doing?
What's up, man?
Hey, I just want to say happy anniversary, and it's great that you're standing up to yourself.
What is patiently waiting for?
At this point, you might as well call this true, stalling radio.
True, stalling.
Alex, hey, asshole!
You heard the show!
You all heard this show!
It's not my fault!
You should find a new host.
This guy is awful.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass, patiently waiting.
Shove it up, your ass.
Oh, God.
Man feels bad.
Man feels bad bad.
Oh, God.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Feels bad.
Man feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Feels bad.
Man feels bad, man.
Shut up.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Feels bad.
Man feels bad.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Oh, God.
One more fucking call and I'm out of here.
You sons of bitches.
My 11th year anniversary.
It's culminated to this.
You should totally bring your wife around to my house to see some of my granny hot stuff.
Unless you show up.
Stop talking about my wife.
And you're not the real asshole.
You're not the real asshole.
Shut up.
You're just some goddamn troll.
Shove it up your ass and stop talking about my goddamn wife.
She's in the kitchen cooking fried chicken.
215 Raider Graffiti.
What the fuck are you really?
Can you just cut in your sister?
Tiffany's not on birth control.
Let's see.
You don't accept it.
We can't.
We can't hear you.
And so what?
You know, hey, you should have put a cork in it, broad.
I mean, good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 515 Raider Graffiti?
Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Yes, I do.
Intact too.
Are you surprised?
Samuel L. Jackson was always playing a degenerate anyway.
So what?
He likes anime.
A big surprise.
682 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, go, this is Mr. BN King.
How are you doing?
Happy anniversary.
Hey, what's up, BN King?
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, man.
Hey, you're welcome.
Sorry to hear about the show that's been going turmo on you again on this other, is it the sixth day?
The sixth show?
It's the sixth show, man.
I know.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe it.
Hey, man, I have a suggestion if you just help, man.
But if you really want to raise up the media share price, that'd be like a little great.
So, you know, you get a little bit more of that and bring more to you.
And, you know, maybe more things since, you know, you've been pretty much going through this entirety of hell and can't get through the first hour or can't get through the entirety of show you to keep hearing a lot of these people.
I mean, keeps to be getting donations after donations.
It's kind of getting, it's fun at first, but then it gets a little bit annoying.
And, of course, I know the fun of the show is, you know, you're trying to be the most interactive person out there, but, you know, you just can't do anything about it.
So, you know, if the demand of it is, you know, if you got people who try to keep on spamming on that media stream to instantly just keep on spamming that.
Well, I appreciate that, BN King.
And look, I've been trying.
Listen, I don't know if I'm going to up the price of media share.
That's just bad.
That's just bad.
I got call on 323 for a dollar.
Stop Donating To End Show00:04:30
Where is this?
Where's 323?
Can you find 323 on the horn there, engineer?
Can you find them?
I can't find them.
You just don't want to end the show.
Do you?
I bet you're too scared to end the show.
Look, asshole, I'll end the show here.
I'll end the goddamn show, you son of a bitch.
I'm just trying to have one last caller.
I can't find 323 call on 323.
I can't find 323 anywhere.
There's no 323 out here.
I don't see 323 on the board.
Anyway, let's move on to another one.
How about Eric?
How about why are you forcing your wife to cook the chicken?
I'm not wanting to let her off the ball and chain.
What are you talking about?
I'm not forcing my wife to do anything.
Bend over my nick.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Sicker than your average knicker-killer twist headphones.
Jesus Christ.
Look, look, I'm done.
I'm just shoving up your ass.
I'm not taking another caller.
I'm done.
End this broadcast, engineer.
These people are pieces of crap.
11 years!
11 goddamn years, man!
11 years I'm having to put up with this garbage.
And I'm done with it.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done with this crap.
All right.
I'm done.
All right.
I am done.
I've been sitting here for 11 years broadcasting to, and all I do is take your troll terrorism and cyber vermin.
I'm getting out of here.
Okay.
You all will be lucky if I come back on Monday, you pieces of trash.
And if I do, it'll be between, what, 7:30 p.m. Central Standard Time and 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right?
Follow me on YouTube and make sure to hit the little bell so you can get the notification once I come online.
All right.
I'd buy that.
Jesus, what now, patiently waiting?
I realized we didn't even get the markets again.
I mean, with this sixth show, we're at what?
20 minutes of actual content.
I'm sorry.
You might as well change your show title to Old Man Screams at himself.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm out of here.
Shut up, patiently waiting.
I'm out of here.
All right.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Monday.
And if I do, like I said, between the hours of 7:30 p.m. Central Standard Time and 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, make sure to follow on YouTube and hit the little bell so you can get a notification.
If I do come back on Monday, screw you people in the chat room.
You don't deserve any chat room shout outs.
All you people out there that have been besmirching my show, shove it up your ass.
One anniversary.
Looking forward to the next many years of you screaming and crying.
Drinking yourself into a coma.
Shut up.
11 years wasted.
Just shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up your ass.
If you're scared, go to church.
If you're gay, read a Bible ghost.
Spooning ghost.
Look, shut up.
I'm getting out of here.
And what is this?
I got one more.
This is the last donation.
This is it.
Bye-bye, gay pose hole.
Yeah, don't call me a pause hole.
You're a pause hole, all right?
Burning gross.
Shut up.
I'm out of here, okay?
I'm out of here.
And before I go, I do want to say that Cowboys will beat the Los Angeles Rams.
And no, that's not some segue in the Ram Ranch.
I'm out of here.
I may or may not broadcast on Monday.
Who knows?
You've got to follow on YouTube right now and hit the bell.
I'm getting out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not going to sit here and continue.
What?
Liar.
Shut up.
Stop donating so I can end the show.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Last donation.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
I'm out of here.
It's ending.
It's ending now.
This has been a horrible sixth episode.
Horrible 11th year anniversary.
Outright horrible.
And I hope all of you trolls are happy, you piece of crap.
I hope you're all happy.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer, before they donate again.