True Capitalist Radio - January 1st, 2018 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 526
Aired: 2018-01-01
Duration: 02:59:50


=== Crypto News Before Festivities (05:17) ===

[00:00:00]  Love Talk Radio.
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[00:01:07]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:14]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:20]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:01:23]  This is episode number 526, episode number 526 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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[00:02:05]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:02:09]  And let me tell you, this is the New Year's Eve True Capitalist Radio edition.
[00:02:16]  And that means that this is the episode of the Ghostie Awards.
[00:02:22]  Ha ha ha ha.
[00:02:24]  That's right, folks.
[00:02:26]  That's right.
[00:02:26]  The Ghostie Awards will be awarded today every time that yours truly is on.
[00:02:32]  And if we're on for the full year, we have a Ghosties Awards on New Year's Eve.
[00:02:40]  And we hand out the Ghosties for a lot of different categories, folks.
[00:02:45]  Things like best shout-out name, best remix, best audio splice, best fail troll, best transsexual, best Mexican, best black guy, best brony, most memorable meme, worst TCR character, TCR fan of the year, TCR chat room of the year, TCR Troll of the Year, and by God, the ever-coveted Capitalist of the Year, folks.
[00:03:15]  Anyway, before we get into all that, all right, let me go ahead and cover some crypto.
[00:03:21]  All right, let's do some a little bit of crypto here.
[00:03:23]  I'm not going to get too extensive into it, but I definitely owe the listeners a little bit of crypto news before we get into the festivities on this New Year's Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio show.
[00:03:36]  And by the way, follow me on Gab, folks.
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[00:03:47]  All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[00:03:53]  Now that we got that all out of the way, let's go ahead and talk a little cryptocurrency, folks.
[00:03:58]  Now, before I get into the crypto talk, I want to remind everybody that purchased an inner circle slot that got sold out fast.
[00:04:08]  Everybody who purchased an inner circle slot that has not contacted yours truly or checked your email and contacted yours truly via email.
[00:04:18]  I would strongly advise you to do so.
[00:04:21]  Give your order number, your Discord name, et cetera, and I will make sure to get you into the inner circle chat room tonight.
[00:04:29]  After the broadcast this evening, folks, yours truly is going to be in the inner circle chat.
[00:04:36]  I am going to be celebrating New Year's Eve with my inner circle, folks.
[00:04:41]  And by the way, a lot of the new members of the inner circle now realize why the inner circle is what it is.
[00:04:49]  We are a think tank, a financial crypto, stock, real estate, business think tank.
[00:04:56]  And let me tell you, there's always churning ideas at every minute in the inner circle chat room, folks.
[00:05:02]  It is one of the best places for anyone that has any kind of intelligence, any kind of intellectual curiosity, and definitely some economic prowess.
[00:05:12]  And I want to say I'm very proud of the new members that joined, and I'm very proud of the inner circle in general.

=== Salt Loans for Collateral (14:48) ===

[00:05:17]  It was a great year, to say the least, but you ain't seen nothing, Betbay.
[00:05:22]  You ain't seen nothing yet.
[00:05:24]  2018 will be the year of the inner circle.
[00:05:29]  Mark my words, baby.
[00:05:32]  Now, with that being said, folks, the inner circle and myself started analyzing some of these cryptos during the last contraction, which was yesterday.
[00:05:41]  We ended up calling the bounce back, and we ended up making moves on 0x, and we ended up affirming our hold positions on SALT.
[00:05:52]  Now, before we get into Bitcoin and the big coins, let me explain what me and the inner circle had discussed here.
[00:05:59]  The reason that we like SALT on a hold position at this point, that's symbol S-A-L-T, the market capitalization currently is $669 million in circulation.
[00:06:10]  Excuse me, I'm sorry, that's the market cap.
[00:06:11]  $669 million market capitalization.
[00:06:15]  The current circulating supply for SALT is $54 million in circulation.
[00:06:20]  Now, it has contracted because it did take a pop up to $17.
[00:06:24]  You saw a lot of people taking profits, and they're spreading those profits around the altcoin market.
[00:06:29]  But a little bit of insight.
[00:06:31]  A couple of people within the inner circle have actually started the application process to be able to put up their cryptocurrency as collateral so that they can get a SALT loan.
[00:06:43]  Now, for you folks that are unaware, this SALT cryptocurrency is integrated to a smart contract blockchain that enables users, or I should say investors of cryptocurrency, to be able to put up their cryptocurrency as collateral.
[00:06:58]  SALT will then loan you United States dollars in exchange for that cryptocurrency.
[00:07:06]  And if you want my personal opinion, I think that SALT is the thing of the future, if you want my opinion.
[00:07:12]  And they actually integrate SALT into the whole process for which they delve out these collateral-based loans.
[00:07:21]  I mean, you actually need SALT so that you can pay the membership.
[00:07:25]  There's three different membership tiers.
[00:07:27]  The first membership tier will allow you to take out up to $10,000 USD on crypto.
[00:07:33]  The second tier will allow you to take up to, I believe, $150,000 in crypto, if I'm not mistaken.
[00:07:41]  And the third tier will allow you to take out up to $1 million in USD in exchange for your crypto as collateral.
[00:07:50]  So this is serious business.
[00:07:51]  Now, how you get or pay for these tiers is through SALT.
[00:07:57]  You have to pay these membership tiers through SALT.
[00:08:01]  And you know something, folks, a lot of the members in the inner circle, now that they're applying to get a loan and utilize some of their crypto as collateral, they found something very interesting.
[00:08:13]  What they found is, is that inside the SALT network when trying to apply for these loans, and you have to pay at least one SALT to get into the first tier membership, one SALT.
[00:08:26]  Now, the SALT people actually have on their SALT application and in their whole SALT smart contract protocol, they actually have their SALT.
[00:08:40]  And this is their price, folks.
[00:08:41]  This is their price, $27.50.
[00:08:46]  $27.50 is what the SALT loan smart contract-based blockchain application has its own SALT price.
[00:08:56]  So what I'm suggesting is this, and what the inner circle has surmised is this, is that the SALT people know that the price of SALT is going to run up because the demand for SALT is going to be high for every individual who wants to take out a SALT loan.
[00:09:14]  Now, why are people going to want to take out SALT loans?
[00:09:17]  Well, there was a couple of people in the inner circle, Iberian Capitalist, Hambone Capitalist, a couple of other people who suggested that what one could do, and they were getting very financially creative, is that one could put up their crypto and get a loan out for whatever that crypto is and take that loan and trade crypto.
[00:09:40]  Now, I know that in 2018 in the United States tax code, cryptocurrency will be a taxable event.
[00:09:48]  So every time, and let me explain this so it won't be as complicated, okay?
[00:09:54]  Everybody who owns cryptocurrency right now, okay, it is not taxable.
[00:10:01]  Now going into twenty eighteen, it won't be taxable until you either liquidate the cryptocurrency or trade the cryptocurrency.
[00:10:11]  So trading one crypto for another crypto is a taxable event, okay?
[00:10:17]  But a financially creative way to be able to offset some of those taxes, whether it's in a personal income tax or a corporate income tax, is to be able to utilize the SALT loan blockchain and to be able to utilize your liquidity within your cryptocurrency in your portfolio without actually liquidating the crypto.
[00:10:40]  And since you're going to take a loan from your cryptocurrency, that United States dollars that SALT lends you is not taxable, folks, because let's be honest, debt is not taxable.
[00:10:55]  All right, debt is not taxable whatsoever.
[00:11:00]  Now when it will be taxable is this.
[00:11:02]  Once you take that loan and start trading cryptocurrencies and you day trade, pattern, trade the hell out of it, once you pay back the loan, whatever's remaining thereafter, that's what you're taxed on because that's the profits that you generated to pay back the loan and whatever's left over is the profits.
[00:11:22]  Now with that being said, you could potentially, and I'm not a tax expert, I'm not a tax attorney, so please consult your tax people, but you could potentially write off the loan interest, the loan fees, the membership fees, these types of things when applying this financial creativity.
[00:11:44]  Now, with what I just said, folks, that would make SALT in demand, especially in an environment when you've got a lot of individuals who want to liquidate their cryptocurrency without actually getting rid of their cryptocurrency.
[00:11:57]  And SALT allows that perfectly because it is a collateral-based credit system, meaning that all you have to do is just put up your damn crypto and that's the collateral for them to lend you the USD.
[00:12:10]  So I think if you want my personal opinion, and the inner circle has we've all agreed on this, that SALT is not only undervalued based upon what the SALT people are thinking the price should be, and they believe, according to their website, they believe that one SALT should be or is going to be $27.50.
[00:12:34]  But in my opinion, folks, based upon the fact that SALT has integrated their cryptocurrency with this smart contract collateral loan-based blockchain, I mean, this is going to make this cryptocurrency go up and up and up because it's going to be in demand.
[00:12:51]  You have to own SALT so that you can get a SALT loan.
[00:12:55]  So by default, this is going to make this goddamn thing go up and up and up.
[00:13:00]  And by the way, what's interesting is that what are the SALT people going to do when you actually pay the SALT for the SALT loan?
[00:13:08]  Well, that takes it out of circulation to a certain extent now, doesn't it?
[00:13:12]  So there's a lot of factors to factor in here when it comes to SALT.
[00:13:16]  And that's why myself and the Inner Circle are a buy and hold on this one.
[00:13:20]  So let's go ahead and get to it once again.
[00:13:22]  And not to mention, I think I mentioned this on the last broadcast.
[00:13:25]  The circulating supply for SALT, which is $54 million, is in conjunction with the circulating supply of Litecoin.
[00:13:33]  And we all saw how high Litecoin went, went as high as about $330.
[00:13:38]  Right now, folks, SALT is at an unbelievably dirt low, $12.36.
[00:13:46]  So once again, folks, I am a buy and hold on SALT.
[00:13:50]  So is the Inner Circle.
[00:13:50]  So we made that move yesterday.
[00:13:53]  And folks, we also made a move yesterday on 0X, a considerable move.
[00:13:57]  And the reason we did, folks, is because we understood that 0x has been added on several different exchanges, Polynix being one of them.
[00:14:05]  And once again, when you realize that certain cryptos are being accepted on these major high-volume exchanges, that's when you start seeing run-ups on these cryptos.
[00:14:14]  And 0X was definitely one of them.
[00:14:17]  And many of the people in the inner circle, a lot of the new guys in the inner circle moved in on 0X, and they couldn't believe the profits that came in thereafter, folks.
[00:14:26]  I'm not even joking.
[00:14:27]  I'm not even joking.
[00:14:28]  And look, the new guys in the inner circle, they're like, whoa, I just came in here and I'm making money for Christ's sake.
[00:14:35]  I mean, that's what we do.
[00:14:37]  You understand?
[00:14:39]  I mean, that is what we do.
[00:14:41]  But enough with tooting my own horn and the inner circle's horn here.
[00:14:45]  Let's get to 0x, which I have been covering for some time.
[00:14:49]  Remember, I've been covering 0x when it was at 30 cents, folks.
[00:14:52]  Let's go ahead and get to it.
[00:14:54]  0x, the current market cap, 428 million market capitalization.
[00:15:00]  The current circulating supply for 0x is 475 million in circulation.
[00:15:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:08]  I've had a few.
[00:15:08]  All right, excuse me.
[00:15:09]  It's New Year's.
[00:15:10]  It's New Year's Eve.
[00:15:12]  Come on.
[00:15:13]  $475 million in circulation.
[00:15:17]  Folks, in the past 24 hours, it has gone up 22.51%.
[00:15:22]  As a matter of fact, it's gone up a little bit more than that.
[00:15:26]  The current percentage that is listed right now is for the past 12 hours as opposed to what we saw earlier in the morning.
[00:15:37]  Because early in the morning, it was up 45%.
[00:15:41]  Now you add another 22%.
[00:15:43]  I mean, that's serious money.
[00:15:45]  And the guys in the inner circle, hey, cheers, baby.
[00:15:48]  That's what we do.
[00:15:49]  Anyway, current price for OX, symbol ZRX, symbol ZRX.
[00:15:55]  Current price, 90 cents.
[00:15:58]  90 cents for ZRX.
[00:16:00]  Now, let's go ahead and get to Bitcoin, folks.
[00:16:03]  Now, Bitcoin has got a lot of volatility in it.
[00:16:06]  And if you want my opinion, it is a great pattern trading situation for Bitcoin.
[00:16:11]  You're seeing a lot of swings, swings, you know, at $1,000, $1,800, $1,500 swings.
[00:16:18]  And that's where you make some serious money.
[00:16:20]  As a matter of fact, I shouldn't give one of the ghosties away right now, but we'll get to it later.
[00:16:28]  Anyway, regardless, that's what you want to look for if you are a pattern or swing trader, volatility in that capacity so that you can gain liquidity.
[00:16:37]  And folks, as far as I'm concerned, when you gain liquidity on pattern trading and swing trading, you should parlay that liquidity into long-term investment.
[00:16:47]  I mean, I'm just saying, long-term investment reigns supreme.
[00:16:51]  I've got a new inner circle member that joined.
[00:16:55]  This is a guy who got into cryptocurrency, actually Bitcoin in general, back in around 2010 when the damn things were about $120.
[00:17:06]  He started accumulating those damn things, and the guy's got somewhere over 50 Bitcoin.
[00:17:13]  And basically, he is one of those investors that doesn't really understand all the trading and all the mumbo-jumbo.
[00:17:20]  I mean, he kind of does, but it's not his forte.
[00:17:23]  He has held those Bitcoin and has accumulated all the hard forks.
[00:17:29]  So he's got the Bitcoin cash.
[00:17:30]  He's got all the hard forks.
[00:17:33]  So this guy's in some really, really serious wealth at this point.
[00:17:38]  The problem is, is that this investor, and we've had this discussion, he realizes that Bitcoin made him his wealth and is having a hard time trying to liquidate some of that Bitcoin so that he could potentially offset some of that Bitcoin profit in some of the alts.
[00:17:57]  And in my personal opinion, and we had this debate in the inner circle, I don't think Bitcoin at these prices, even at $13,000, $14,000 is viable for the long term.
[00:18:08]  I know that you've got a bunch of people saying that Bitcoin's going to get $50,000, $100,000.
[00:18:12]  That's just, that's BS.
[00:18:14]  I mean, as I talk about SALT, the reason I believe SALT could equate to Litecoin is based upon the circulating supply and the price that Litecoin hit at its all-time highs.
[00:18:26]  And Litecoin is just a cryptocurrency with no integration to any other blockchain other than people who accept Litecoin as an exchange of goods and service.
[00:18:36]  Salt, I mean, it's taking its cryptocurrency and it's forcing people to integrate it with its smart contract-based lending blockchain.
[00:18:45]  So that's why I keep telling folks, the value of cryptocurrency is in the technology.
[00:18:51]  And many of the folks that have gotten rich on Bitcoin, I don't think a lot of these folks understand that.
[00:18:57]  People are, I mean, I don't blame them.
[00:18:59]  I mean, you know, Bitcoin got them rich, but I'm telling you, Bitcoin days are numbered.
[00:19:05]  Every day goes by, Bitcoin is losing less and less of the market cap dominance that it once saw when it was the new, it was the first kid on the block.
[00:19:16]  And the reason is, folks, and let's just be honest, there's a lot of bad factors on why Bitcoin is going down.
[00:19:22]  First of all, it's ridiculous that this damn thing went to $20,000 when there's $16.7 million in circulating supply.
[00:19:32]  That's ridiculous, okay?
[00:19:34]  First and foremost.
[00:19:35]  Secondly, the Bitcoin blockchain isn't the fastest.
[00:19:40]  You've got to wait like 10 minutes sometimes, sometimes longer, so that you can confirm the goddamn payments.
[00:19:48]  It's just, it's not efficient.
[00:19:51]  It's not efficient whatsoever.
[00:19:52]  And moreover, lest we forget that this damn thing is expensive to just transfer from one wallet to the next.
[00:20:00]  I mean, the transfer fees on Bitcoin are ridiculous.
[00:20:04]  It's pathetic.

=== Bitcoin Hype and Ripple Potential (15:44) ===

[00:20:06]  So right off the bat, folks, Bitcoin, that's why it's losing its value because there's other coins with other technology.
[00:20:13]  There's other coins with other factors that are increasing the value of its cryptocurrency.
[00:20:20]  Bitcoin, as I stated, the whole reason why it's going up, it's a hype play.
[00:20:26]  When people are told or asked, what's cryptocurrency, what do they tell you?
[00:20:30]  Bitcoin, Bitcoin.
[00:20:31]  And that's basically what's driving up the price.
[00:20:35]  It's driving up the price to frenzy proportions.
[00:20:39]  I mean, I read an article that you've got baby boomers mortgaging their homes so that they can buy Bitcoin, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:48]  I mean, it's at a hysteria phase.
[00:20:50]  And the reason is, folks, is because there is no value in Bitcoin outside of the prominence of the marketing of the name.
[00:20:58]  It's hype.
[00:21:00]  It's not long-term investment, man.
[00:21:03]  And you want to know how I know this?
[00:21:05]  Every day, the percentage of Bitcoin dominance goes lower and lower.
[00:21:11]  The last time I told you about the percentage of Bitcoin dominance in the cryptocurrency market, it was at 39%.
[00:21:18]  It has dropped since the last time we discussed this.
[00:21:22]  It is down.
[00:21:23]  Bitcoin's dominance in the cryptocurrency markets is down to 38.4%.
[00:21:30]  38.4% is Bitcoin's dominance in the cryptocurrency market.
[00:21:34]  It's getting lower and lower.
[00:21:36]  And the reason is, folks, is because there's other cryptocurrencies out here with better transaction speeds, lower transactions fees.
[00:21:46]  They have integrated blockchain technologies.
[00:21:48]  I mean, the value is in the technology.
[00:21:51]  I'm telling you folks this.
[00:21:53]  That's why if you're going to make money in cryptocurrency, you have to know why you're going to invest in a cryptocurrency.
[00:22:00]  You have to know why.
[00:22:02]  You can't just go with hype and expect to have some kind of return on investment.
[00:22:08]  With that being said, folks, let's get to Bitcoin, BTC.
[00:22:12]  Current market cap is $233 billion market capitalization.
[00:22:17]  Of course, the circulating supply is $16.7 billion in circulation.
[00:22:23]  In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin has gone up 5.20%.
[00:22:28]  Current price for Bitcoin, BTC, $13,891 per Bitcoin.
[00:22:35]  Now, folks, let me move to another crypto, and I'm talking about Ripple.
[00:22:40]  Now, let me tell you something.
[00:22:43]  In the past month, we have had a whole new group of investors come in to the cryptocurrency market.
[00:22:51]  And these investors have come in because the business channels are now focusing in and actually giving coverage to cryptocurrency.
[00:22:58]  I'm talking CNBC, Bloomberg, Fox Business.
[00:23:02]  And these folks are seeing that there's potential profits in cryptocurrency.
[00:23:07]  The problem is that they don't understand how to evaluate the value of crypto.
[00:23:13]  All they're seeing and all they think is buy low, sell high, right?
[00:23:18]  Well, that's traditionally true.
[00:23:21]  And unfortunately, they think this type of mentality with Ripple.
[00:23:25]  Now, we have seen a tremendous run on Ripple, folks, and there's a lot of factors for this.
[00:23:31]  First off, you've got a tremendous cryptocurrency frenzy coming along with a whole new crop of investors, which I in the inner circle like to call ignorant money.
[00:23:42]  Because most of these people coming into the cryptocurrency market don't know what the hell they're doing.
[00:23:46]  They're just throwing their money around because they got more money than cents.
[00:23:50]  And what they're doing is they're looking at Bitcoin and being like, wow, man, Bitcoin went up to $13,000, $14,000, $19,000.
[00:23:59]  I'm going to look for a cheap cryptocurrency and I'm going to invest in it and it's going to go straight to the top.
[00:24:06]  Well, folks, unfortunately, some of the major exchanges in America, which I hate to say is Coinbase.
[00:24:14]  Coinbase is probably one of the biggest exchanges, not only in America, but in the West in general.
[00:24:19]  Coinbase allows you to buy Ripple.
[00:24:23]  It is on its exchange to be able to purchase Ripple.
[00:24:27]  Now, that's how people are able in America to purchase crypto.
[00:24:32]  I mean, I can't really, I think you can go to Changely.
[00:24:35]  There's a couple of other ways.
[00:24:36]  You can go to a BT, what do you call it, ATM, what do you call it, cryptocurrency, ATM, which are sparsely around.
[00:24:45]  But you go to Coinbase, and you can only buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and Ripple.
[00:24:52]  And amongst those four, when you have new money coming into the market trying to buy cryptocurrency, they're going to go through Coinbase.
[00:24:59]  And when they look at those options and they see Ripple at like 80 cents, 70 cents, most of these morons think, oh, well, look at this.
[00:25:09]  This is a cryptocurrency that's 70 cents, guy.
[00:25:12]  I'm going to invest in this, and this thing's going to go up to 20,000, just like Bitcoin.
[00:25:17]  Why?
[00:25:18]  I don't know, but Bitcoin did it, so Ripple must do it.
[00:25:22]  No, it won't, you morons.
[00:25:25]  All right?
[00:25:26]  Let's get to Ripple real quick.
[00:25:28]  XRP is the symbol, XRP.
[00:25:34]  The current market cap, folks, and let me tell you, Ripple has overtaken Ethereum in market capitalization.
[00:25:41]  It is number two next to Bitcoin in market capitalization on pure BS ignorant money.
[00:25:50]  But with that being said, Ripple is now $88 billion market capitalization.
[00:25:56]  Now, for all you idiots that are new money into crypto, I'm going to explain to you why Ripple will never ever get to even $10, okay, let alone $1,000 or $100,000 or anything to that capacity, okay?
[00:26:11]  Because if it did, okay, if it did, why don't you do the math?
[00:26:16]  Okay?
[00:26:17]  Let's just say for the sake of argument, the damn thing gets to $1,000.
[00:26:24]  Okay?
[00:26:25]  $1,000.
[00:26:26]  Or you know what?
[00:26:27]  Let's not even go too crazy.
[00:26:28]  Let's just say $100.
[00:26:31]  You need to multiply 100 times $38,739,144,847 Ripple in circulation.
[00:26:44]  I mean, it's ridiculous.
[00:26:48]  I mean, it's ridiculous for Christ's sake, man.
[00:26:51]  That doesn't even make any kind of economic or mathematical sense.
[00:26:55]  And moreover, folks, I mean, let's be honest.
[00:26:58]  I mean, there's nothing to Ripple outside the fact that Japan uses it as its cryptocurrency of flavor within its country.
[00:27:08]  Because lest we forget in Japan, cryptocurrency is a legal form of tender out there.
[00:27:15]  You could pay your rent with cryptocurrency.
[00:27:17]  You could buy dinner with cryptocurrency, etc.
[00:27:21]  So that's the only thing that gives Ripple value.
[00:27:24]  Other than that, it is just a cryptocurrency.
[00:27:27]  And not to mention, I mean, Ripple has admitted that it's got like, I don't know how many billions in some supposed virtual reserve vault.
[00:27:40]  And you see, what I'm starting to notice is that some of these cryptocurrencies are starting to believe that they could become the digital federal reserve.
[00:27:49]  And Ripple is one of them.
[00:27:50]  All right?
[00:27:51]  I mean, folks, this coin will never get to $10.
[00:27:56]  And if it gets to $5, then you're at all-time tulip hysteria.
[00:28:01]  All right?
[00:28:02]  I mean, folks, it doesn't even mathematically or economically compute.
[00:28:06]  There are $38.7 billion Ripple in circulation.
[00:28:13]  I mean, it's not going to go up any higher.
[00:28:15]  Stop thinking.
[00:28:16]  Buy low, sell high.
[00:28:18]  The value is in the technology.
[00:28:21]  Damn it.
[00:28:22]  You need to listen to True Capitalist Radio and make some money for Christ's sake.
[00:28:27]  With that being said, folks, everything on Ripple is pure ignorant money, pure hype.
[00:28:32]  You've got a bunch of morons that are looking in cryptocurrency.
[00:28:35]  They're going on Coinbase.
[00:28:37]  And they're like, wow, look at this cheap crypto.
[00:28:40]  Let me go ahead and get in it so it can go up to $1,000, just like Bitcoin.
[00:28:44]  It's not going to do it, you moron.
[00:28:47]  I mean, it's just a currency.
[00:28:49]  That's it.
[00:28:50]  There's no component.
[00:28:51]  There's no smart contract.
[00:28:52]  There's nothing.
[00:28:54]  It's got nothing.
[00:28:55]  There's no integrated blockchain.
[00:28:57]  Nothing.
[00:28:59]  And you've got $38.7 billion in circulation.
[00:29:05]  Wake up.
[00:29:08]  Anyway, the current price, folks, for Ripple XRP is $2.29.
[00:29:14]  Are you kidding me?
[00:29:16]  Are you kidding me?
[00:29:20]  Anyway, regardless, I mean, you people are, whoever's buying Ripple and think that you're going to get rich on it, you people are morons.
[00:29:28]  All right?
[00:29:28]  I'm not even kidding.
[00:29:29]  You people are idiots.
[00:29:31]  And to be honest with you, you have only but yourself to blame when you lose money buying in on hype like this.
[00:29:40]  I'm not even kidding around.
[00:29:41]  You only got yourself to blame.
[00:29:44]  You only got yourself to blame.
[00:29:48]  Anyway, let me move on to another cryptocurrency.
[00:29:51]  I want to talk a little bit about Bitcoin Cash.
[00:29:54]  Now, folks, I got a little bit of 411 on Bitcoin Cash.
[00:29:59]  I believe this may affect the Bitcoin cash price.
[00:30:03]  And I don't think everybody knows this at this point, but because yours truly has a little bit of inside privilege with Genesis Mining, starting midnight tonight, Genesis Mining will begin offering Bitcoin Cash mining contracts, folks.
[00:30:24]  Bitcoin cash mining contracts.
[00:30:26]  Now, of course, if you want to get in on that, go to Genesis-Mining.com, and they're going to put those for sale midnight tonight, Bitcoin Cash Mining Contracts.
[00:30:39]  And, of course, if you're going to get one, you've got to get a discount, baby.
[00:30:42]  Use the discount code.
[00:30:44]  WE A296, WEA296.
[00:30:51]  And the reason I'm bringing this up is because it's definitely going to affect the price.
[00:30:58]  Lest we forget, folks, that when we were out here observing the Bitcoin cash run, when we were observing the Bitcoin cash run, it was a civil war like I had broadcasted in the past.
[00:31:14]  For you folks that don't remember, there was a run on Bitcoin Cash one night that brought it as high as $4,000 in some exchanges.
[00:31:24]  And I discussed that the reason is, is because the mainstream holders, the major holders of Bitcoin, are purposely trying to destroy Bitcoin so that they can monopolize one of the hard fork coins so that they can have pretty much leverage over the currency, more leverage than they have over Bitcoin.
[00:31:48]  Now, moreover, folks, I want to be honest with you, I like Bitcoin Cash's transfer time.
[00:31:52]  It's very, very fast.
[00:31:55]  And I certainly believe that Bitcoin Cash is going to have another run at it, in my opinion, because there's a lot of bag holders, folks, all the way up to $4,000.
[00:32:06]  And moreover, you don't think that the guys who caused the last run are going to do it again?
[00:32:11]  The only reason they failed, or the only reason that it wasn't successful the last time, was because they did not have enough backbone.
[00:32:20]  They didn't have enough miners on their network to suffice the supply on that run to the point in which a lot of exchanges were halting trading on Bitcoin Cash, which spooked the market, which had everybody sell off.
[00:32:35]  And that's why you had that tremendous sell-off after the peak.
[00:32:38]  Because, I mean, you know, if they're halting trading and they can't suffice the demand of supply because they don't have enough miners, well, then as a result, it's going to spook the investors and they're going to get the hell out before everybody else sells out.
[00:32:53]  Now, with that being said, folks, because Genesis Mining is going to start selling Bitcoin Cash mining contracts, that says to me that potentially the people who tried to make a run on Bitcoin Cash, they're going to have the backbone necessary to suffice the demand this time.
[00:33:14]  When you've got Genesis mining cryptocurrency, or excuse me, Genesis mining Bitcoin Cash with its hardware, I think that it's going to have a major effect.
[00:33:25]  So just keep that in mind, folks.
[00:33:28]  I mean, you heard it here, folks.
[00:33:30]  So just keep that in mind.
[00:33:32]  Bitcoin Cash, symbol BCH, current market capitalization is $41 billion market cap.
[00:33:39]  The current circulating supply is $16.8 million in circulation.
[00:33:44]  In the past 24 hours, it's gone down a little slightly, 0.12%.
[00:33:49]  As a matter of fact, I'm starting to see a pullback as we get closer and closer to New Year's.
[00:33:54]  So just keep that in mind, folks.
[00:33:55]  I'm starting to see a pullback on this run that we've seen today.
[00:33:59]  So watch your positions.
[00:34:00]  Anyway, current price for Bitcoin Cash, symbol BCH, $2,477.20 per Bitcoin Cash.
[00:34:12]  Let's continue going, shall we?
[00:34:14]  Let's get to my favorite Quantum Q2 excuse me, QTUM, QTUM, folks.
[00:34:22]  And look, what have I been telling you about Quantum?
[00:34:25]  I'm a buy on this one.
[00:34:27]  I'm a buy and hold on this one, even at these prices, folks.
[00:34:31]  And the reason I'm saying so is because there's a variety of reasons to invest in this.
[00:34:36]  First of all, I believe that its smart contract technology is more stable and its technology is more sophisticated and modern than Ethereum's.
[00:34:50]  It has its own token.
[00:34:52]  It can hard fork without having to break off into another chain.
[00:34:57]  So it can upgrade its blockchain without hard forking.
[00:35:02]  Secondly, folks, I do like the fact that this particular coin, when you hold it in the wallet, you have to hold it in the quantum core ignition wallet.
[00:35:13]  When you hold your quantum in this wallet and leave the wallet on, you start staking your coins.
[00:35:20]  That means that, you know, in a stock term, the quantum wallet, when you hold your coins in it, after a certain time, you'll be paid a quantum dividend just for holding your quantum.
[00:35:35]  So what that means is, folks, is that people that have major investments in quantum are going to hold.
[00:35:41]  They're going to hold because they have a vested interest in holding, because if they keep their quantum in their quantum wallets, they're providing a proof of stake.

=== Quantum Coin Proof of Stake (06:12) ===

[00:35:51]  We've talked about the difference between proof of work, which is Bitcoin mining, Ethereum mining, and proof of stake, which means all coins have already been pre-mined.
[00:36:02]  And what these pre-mined coins want you to do is keep those coins in the wallet and leave the wallet on so your wallet acts like somewhat of a piece of hardware on the network and it helps process all the transactions and that's why you get a proof of stake payment every so often.
[00:36:28]  So there's a variety of different ways.
[00:36:30]  I personally believe that quantum could completely overtake Ethereum.
[00:36:36]  As a matter of fact, I read an article about one of the co-founders of Quantum literally just ragging, shit talking, excuse my French, garbage talking Ethereum and its technology and about how it isn't stable and how it isn't safe, etc.
[00:36:56]  So shots fired, okay?
[00:36:59]  And Quantum knows it's in position to overtake Ethereum.
[00:37:03]  And if you take a look at Ethereum's price right now, folks, Ethereum's price right now, ETH, the price is $743 per Ethereum.
[00:37:13]  And as I stated, it's almost got $97 million in circulation.
[00:37:19]  $97 million in circulation, and it's as high as $743.
[00:37:25]  I definitely believe if that's the template of trajectory for smart contract-based coins, especially ones that own their own token, Quantum could easily either meet that or surpass that.
[00:37:43]  Because the market has already set the precedent that a smart contract-based coin like Ethereum at $97 million circulation is worth $743.
[00:37:54]  Now, let's take a look at Quantum here.
[00:37:56]  Quantum, symbol QTUM, current market cap, folks, is $4.4 billion market capitalization.
[00:38:05]  The current circulating supply for quantum is $73 million in circulation.
[00:38:12]  $73 million.
[00:38:15]  Now, in the past 24 hours, it has pulled back a little bit.
[00:38:18]  It has gone down 2.07%.
[00:38:21]  But hey, it ran, folks.
[00:38:23]  The last time you and me were talking, Quantum was at $50, $49, $48.
[00:38:29]  Right now, folks, QTUM, the current price, $60.52 per quantum.
[00:38:39]  You understand me?
[00:38:40]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:41]  I'm just saying.
[00:38:44]  Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and just talk about a little bit about my coin, 42 Coin, and then we're going to move on and get on with the show here.
[00:38:54]  Now, folks, I want to talk about 42 coin.
[00:38:57]  Now, I have let everyone who is in the inner circle privy about the insider information that is between the inner circle and 42 coin.
[00:39:09]  We are the official spokespeople of 42 Coin.
[00:39:13]  And I do want to reiterate that we are in the process of trying to get on some of these higher volume-based trading exchanges.
[00:39:23]  And once that happens, folks, I mean, watch the goddamn 42 coin go all the way up.
[00:39:30]  Just watch it go all the way up.
[00:39:32]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:39:33]  I've never steered anybody the wrong way.
[00:39:36]  This coin is going to be worth $1 million a coin by next year, okay?
[00:39:42]  And look, once again, the reason that 42 coin is valuable is because, first of all, the scarcity of the coin.
[00:39:51]  Secondly, it's a fast exchange rate.
[00:39:54]  Thirdly, the transfer fees are very, very minimal, very small.
[00:40:00]  So there's three different ways, once again, to play 42 coin.
[00:40:04]  It's obviously a long-term investment, buy and hold.
[00:40:08]  It is a hedge against these contractions, folks.
[00:40:11]  I'm telling you, watch the charts of 42 coin during a market contraction.
[00:40:16]  That's where you want to hedge, baby, so you don't drop 25, 30% or whatever the hell you're holding on, man.
[00:40:24]  These are massive drops.
[00:40:26]  All right?
[00:40:26]  42 coin is a hedge against that.
[00:40:29]  And thirdly, folks, it is a great swing and pattern trading play.
[00:40:34]  I mean, the swings on 42 coin are in the multiple thousands.
[00:40:39]  All right, it's a perfect swing and pattern trading play, folks.
[00:40:42]  I'm telling you this.
[00:40:43]  And not to mention, I know the inside track.
[00:40:46]  Just wait until 2018 and all the news that comes out of 42 coin.
[00:40:52]  And I'm telling you, folks, you're going to be wishing that you bought 42 coin.
[00:40:56]  You will rule the day that you didn't buy 42 coin, folks.
[00:41:00]  I'm just saying.
[00:41:02]  I'm just saying.
[00:41:03]  Anyway, market capitalization for 42 coin is $2 million market capitalization.
[00:41:10]  Of course, the circulating supply for 42 coin is 42.
[00:41:15]  Just 42 coins circulated.
[00:41:18]  The current price for 42 coin, folks, the symbol is 42, 42.
[00:41:24]  Current price, $49,688.10 per 42 coin.
[00:41:33]  I'm telling you, folks, the scarcity on this thing, the more people acquire it.
[00:41:38]  As a matter of fact, the Inner Circle and myself are continuously acquiring it.
[00:41:44]  We know the potential of this coin.
[00:41:46]  Moreover, it's our coin.
[00:41:47]  I mean, we're just saying, just watch and see what happens to 42 coin in the year 2018.
[00:41:55]  Just watch.
[00:41:56]  Just watch.
[00:41:58]  Anyway, folks, that, my friends, is a little bit of cryptocurrency markets for your ass.

=== Scavenger Hunt with Beer (04:06) ===

[00:42:03]  All right.
[00:42:04]  And by the way, before we move on to anything else in the show, let's go ahead and break out some beer.
[00:42:11]  Let's go ahead and get a little loose.
[00:42:13]  All right, it's a New Year's D.
[00:42:18]  And we're going to have a good time tonight now that we've got a little bit of business out of the way.
[00:42:24]  I mean, let's get some freaking beer for Christ's sake.
[00:42:27]  More beer for Christ's sake.
[00:42:31]  Hell yeah.
[00:42:33]  Hell yeah.
[00:42:34]  You know, I got all kinds of beer tonight, folks.
[00:42:36]  I'm not messing around.
[00:42:38]  I got all kinds of German beers.
[00:42:40]  And I think I got a couple of Mexican beers in there and all kinds of beers.
[00:42:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:42:46]  I think I even got a near beer in there.
[00:42:51]  Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[00:42:54]  Anyway, as the foam goes down in that pint glass, I want to go ahead and give out a scavenger hunt for folks that are listening in.
[00:43:06]  Now, if you weren't listening on Christmas Eve, I was conducting a virtual internet scavenger hunt in which I suggested to those out there who want to participate, I give them a scenario that they must do.
[00:43:22]  And what you need is three things, okay?
[00:43:26]  You need an Exodus wallet, all right, so that if you happen to be a winner of the scavenger hunt, I can send you some cryptocurrency.
[00:43:36]  And you can download an Exodus wallet at exodus.io, I believe.
[00:43:40]  All right, download an Exodus wallet.
[00:43:43]  Two, you'll need some sort of camera of some sort so you can record yourself doing this scavenger hunt.
[00:43:50]  And three, you need a JUTO, I mean a YouTube account.
[00:43:54]  I'm sorry.
[00:43:55]  I'm sorry.
[00:43:57]  I've had a couple of drinks.
[00:43:59]  I'm sorry.
[00:44:01]  You need a YouTube account so that you can actually post yourself on there and prove that you have conducted yourself in the scavenger hunt.
[00:44:12]  And gab me the YouTube video of you conducting the scavenger hunt.
[00:44:17]  And the first person, all right, the first person that posts it to me on Gab gets the cryptocurrency money.
[00:44:25]  And you know what?
[00:44:26]  I'll do the first two on this one.
[00:44:28]  This one is very easy.
[00:44:29]  It's $25, okay?
[00:44:31]  $25 of cryptocurrency.
[00:44:35]  Now, if you have an Exodus wallet, I can pay you in any of the currencies an Exodus wallet.
[00:44:41]  So that's why I am saying I will give you $25 in either SALT, I will give you $25 in Civic, I will give you $25 in Ethereum.
[00:44:54]  Just let me know what's going on here, all right?
[00:44:57]  Now, the first two that conduct themselves in this scavenger hunt win $25, folks.
[00:45:03]  It's very easy.
[00:45:05]  All right?
[00:45:06]  It's very easy.
[00:45:07]  Now, I hope you all are ready.
[00:45:09]  Well, let me just wait a second.
[00:45:11]  Let me wait a second so everybody can gather around, get their cameras, get their YouTube accounts up and situated, so they can be prepared to potentially win 25 easy crypto dollars right here on the internet.
[00:45:25]  Scavenger hunt on TRUE Capitalist Radio.
[00:45:28]  New year's Eha edition.
[00:45:31]  Baby, let me go ahead and get some beer here, and before I drink this beer, I want to say what a year, what a couple of bunch of, what a great couple of years it's been.
[00:45:41]  Lest we forget folks, I took a hiatus from 2012 to about 2016, and when I came back in 2016, that march, I came back for one purpose and one purpose only, and that was to help elect help elect Donald Trump, the capitalist that has literally caused a revolution that's not only shocked America, but it has shocked the world.

=== Grateful Fans and Capitalism (03:26) ===

[00:46:10]  It has shocked the damn world and folks.
[00:46:13]  I've just kept going and going because you fans keep listening, and And when I mean fans, I mean everybody.
[00:46:19]  I'm not just talking about those that like to listen to the crypto and the stock markets, not just those that just like to listen to the politics, but all you guys out there, even you trolls out there that like to listen to Gab and the Gab shout outs, and those of you that like the radio graffiti.
[00:46:43]  I mean, I do it for you.
[00:46:45]  You guys are the most dedicated fans in internet fandom, and I appreciate you guys for it.
[00:46:51]  I know sometimes you get me a little crazy, you get me a little pissed off at times, but I definitely want to say that I'm thankful for each and every one of you.
[00:47:01]  I'm thankful for you guys listening.
[00:47:03]  I'm thankful for you guys in every way that you support this show.
[00:47:07]  And to be honest with you, man, that's why I do it.
[00:47:09]  I do it to spark synapses in the brains of capitalists and attempt to provide entertainment to those that would otherwise not be listening to politics or economics.
[00:47:21]  So with that being said, I want to say cheers to everyone who listens to this broadcast, the capitalist army, and definitely I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
[00:47:31]  It has been a great year, especially in the inner circle, folks.
[00:47:34]  We have made large sums of money.
[00:47:37]  It is unreal.
[00:47:39]  And even the new members of the inner circle are surprised at how efficient and how much we think and the kind of moves we make.
[00:47:48]  And by the way, just one more reminder for you folks that are apart or bought the inner circle slots and have not emailed or, you know, I mean, we need you to email us and give us your order number, give us your Discord name, et cetera, so that we can have you aboard, baby.
[00:48:06]  I am going to be kicking it with the inner circle after this show.
[00:48:10]  I'm going to be celebrating New Year's Eve with my inner circle, baby.
[00:48:15]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:48:17]  I mean, I wouldn't want it any other way, baby.
[00:48:19]  I am a happy man.
[00:48:21]  I'm a happy man.
[00:48:23]  With that being said, cheers, baby.
[00:48:25]  Happy New Year to all of you.
[00:48:26]  2018 will definitely be a year that will.
[00:48:35]  I mean, I can't even explain the words on what it'll be, because the words that I'm going to explain are not even going to describe the type of change that we're going to see.
[00:48:48]  And I'm talking prosperity.
[00:48:49]  I'm talking about rising in wages.
[00:48:52]  I'm talking about people having money in their pockets.
[00:48:56]  I'm talking about capitalism.
[00:48:58]  I mean, we have a capitalist president, and what we're about to see in 2018 mark my words is going to be something that many of you that have been raised in Obama Too, have never seen before, lots and lots of money, especially if you're a capitalist.
[00:49:14]  This is your year.
[00:49:15]  This is your year to make some moves.
[00:49:18]  This is your year to accumulate wealth.
[00:49:20]  This is your year, man.
[00:49:22]  There's going to be more economic opportunity out here than we've had in about 35 years, and it's To you, as an individual, as a capitalist, to go out there and take your opportunity.
[00:49:35]  Do you understand?

=== Year to Accumulate Wealth (14:40) ===

[00:49:36]  Because if you're one of these people that believes that things are going to happen to you, well, you ain't going to go very far, folks.
[00:49:44]  All right?
[00:49:45]  If you wish and hope and pray and wish upon a star or whatever the hell you do to think and hope that things happen to you, you're going to be waiting a long, long time.
[00:49:57]  And that's why us capitalists, us in the inner circle, the inner circle already understands what I'm talking about when I say this.
[00:50:05]  Us capitalists, we don't hope for things to happen to us.
[00:50:09]  We don't wish things to happen to us.
[00:50:12]  We go out and we make things happen.
[00:50:14]  Do you understand?
[00:50:15]  We go out and we make things happen.
[00:50:18]  And that's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
[00:50:23]  And I want to say cheers to the capitalists, baby.
[00:50:31]  all my god I'm telling you, I shouldn't be drinking.
[00:50:35]  But I just can't help myself.
[00:50:36]  I can't help it.
[00:50:37]  All right.
[00:50:38]  Now that we've got everybody, hopefully you've got your cameras situated.
[00:50:42]  Hopefully you've got your YouTube accounts up and running.
[00:50:46]  If you want to participate in the internet scavenger hunt for $25 in cryptocurrency right now, you have to put yourself on camera doing the following, okay?
[00:50:56]  Now, I need for you all to get a carbonated beverage.
[00:51:00]  Now, if you're under the age of 21 doing this, please get a soda or something of that capacity.
[00:51:06]  If you're over the age of 21 only or of legal age in whatever country you're in, preferably get some kind of alcoholic beverage if you're over 21, okay?
[00:51:18]  Now, let me repeat that one Mogan.
[00:51:20]  If you're under the age of 21, get yourself a carbonated beverage like a Coke or a, I don't know, 7-up, whatever the hell.
[00:51:28]  But if you're over the age of 21, get yourself a beer or some kind of a beer.
[00:51:35]  And what I'd like for you to do is I'd like for you to take that, and I'd want you, before you start drinking, I want you to look into the camera and say, Happy New Year!
[00:51:51]  And then chug the carbonated beverage or beer, and then after you finish chugging it, all right, burp really, really loud and go, yeah!
[00:52:07]  All right?
[00:52:08]  Did everybody get it?
[00:52:10]  Everybody get that one Mo Gan?
[00:52:11]  All right, you need a carbonated beverage or a beer, depending on your age.
[00:52:16]  All right?
[00:52:17]  Before you chug it, say, Happy New Year, and then chug the hell out of that carbonated beverage, burp really, really loud, and say, Yeah!
[00:52:32]  And who first wanted to do that, I'm giving 25 bucks to, all right?
[00:52:35]  Hey, that's a simple 25 bucks.
[00:52:38]  That's a simple 25 bucks.
[00:52:41]  Gab it to me.
[00:52:42]  The first two people that dab it to me get the 25 bucks, all right?
[00:52:45]  All right, that's all there is to it.
[00:52:46]  That's all there is to it.
[00:52:47]  Anyway, before we're going to wait and see if we get any responses here in the next couple of minutes, and then after we get responses, what we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and do some gab shout-outs.
[00:52:58]  But we're going to wait for the responses first, folks.
[00:53:01]  All right?
[00:53:01]  We're going to wait for the scavenger hunt responses.
[00:53:07]  But with that being said, with that being said, I guess we should go ahead and segue into dun-dun dun the ghosty awards, folks.
[00:53:19]  That's right.
[00:53:21]  The ghosty awards.
[00:53:24]  And people are still There, trying to hook it up with ghosty suggestions.
[00:53:32]  Oh, oh my god, look at this.
[00:53:34]  We've already got our first contestant here on the scavenger hunt, and it's Katesh.
[00:53:40]  I'm telling you, Katesh, he's going to get rich doing this crap.
[00:53:43]  All right, I don't understand why more people don't do it.
[00:53:46]  I'm easy money, man.
[00:53:47]  Here's Katesh the pony.
[00:53:49]  Of course, he's a brony.
[00:53:51]  Katesh the pony, and we've got Prophet 1488.
[00:53:55]  All right, we've got two.
[00:53:57]  Let's hear Katesh the pony who did it first, all right?
[00:54:01]  Let's hear this.
[00:54:04]  That's the pony here.
[00:54:07]  Happy New Year!
[00:54:12]  Oh my god, look at this guy.
[00:54:14]  Look at this guy, chug-a-lug here.
[00:54:19]  Whoa!
[00:54:24]  Oh, you didn't do it, Kate.
[00:54:25]  You needed a burp!
[00:54:27]  You needed a burp really loud and go, yeah!
[00:54:30]  That doesn't count, Katesh.
[00:54:32]  Come on, man.
[00:54:33]  It's a scavenger hunt, man.
[00:54:35]  That's why you call it a scavenger hunt, man.
[00:54:38]  Oh, man, come on, man.
[00:54:41]  Come on, man.
[00:54:43]  That was a good chug, though.
[00:54:45]  You got to listen to the directions, man.
[00:54:48]  You've got to listen to the directions.
[00:54:49]  I said, get the beer and say, Happy New Year, chug-a-lug, burp, and then go, yeah, burp.
[00:54:59]  I burp, burp that son of a bitch.
[00:55:03]  Anyway, we got somebody else here.
[00:55:05]  Prophet 1488.
[00:55:06]  Let's see what the hell this guy's doing.
[00:55:11]  Happy New Year!
[00:55:13]  All right?
[00:55:15]  Before you chug and say, Happy New Year!
[00:55:19]  And then chug the hell out of that brother.
[00:55:23]  Well, that was close enough.
[00:55:25]  All right, that was close enough.
[00:55:26]  At least there was a burp there for Christ's sake, man.
[00:55:29]  I mean, get something masculine going on.
[00:55:35]  Anyway, Prophet 1488, let me see.
[00:55:38]  I'll give you $25 in how about salt?
[00:55:47]  Let's do some more salt.
[00:55:50]  Give me your salt address and gab it to me, and I will be sure to give you $25 in salt right now.
[00:55:58]  $25 in salt right now.
[00:56:04]  And we're still waiting for one more.
[00:56:06]  We're still waiting for one more here.
[00:56:09]  All right.
[00:56:10]  Wait a minute.
[00:56:11]  We've got Ghost Likes Green Day.
[00:56:13]  What the hell is this?
[00:56:14]  I got to check this out.
[00:56:15]  What is this?
[00:56:18]  Happy New Year, Ghost.
[00:56:20]  You fucking goopy hambone.
[00:56:22]  Happy Jewear!
[00:56:40]  Ghost, will you be my dad?
[00:56:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:43]  Give me a fuck.
[00:56:44]  Are you kidding me?
[00:56:46]  Good God!
[00:56:49]  Damn it!
[00:56:50]  Give me a break!
[00:56:53]  What the hell was that?
[00:56:57]  What?
[00:56:59]  What the hell was that?
[00:57:00]  Look at my dad, for Christ's sake.
[00:57:02]  Are you joking?
[00:57:09]  I don't even know what the- what am I supposed to say after that?
[00:57:13]  What am I supposed to say after that, man?
[00:57:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:21]  I guess I gotta pay the bastard, Amiga.
[00:57:25]  All right.
[00:57:26]  All right, we got our two.
[00:57:27]  All right, that's enough.
[00:57:29]  Good God.
[00:57:30]  What the hell?
[00:57:33]  What the hell are y'all doing?
[00:57:36]  What the hell are y'all doing for Christ's sake, man?
[00:57:39]  Give me the mine.
[00:57:43]  What the hell was that about?
[00:57:47]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[00:57:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:55]  I guess I gotta pay the bank.
[00:57:57]  I gotta pay the bastard.
[00:57:59]  He did the scavenger hunt, but oh my God.
[00:58:04]  All right, all right, that's enough.
[00:58:06]  That's enough.
[00:58:08]  All right, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:58:14]  Prophet 1488, give me your salt address.
[00:58:17]  And you fruity bastard, ghost likes Green Day, whoever the hell you are.
[00:58:21]  Give me your goddamn salt address, and I'll give you $25 for that piece of crap.
[00:58:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:30]  Look, we're going to do more tonight.
[00:58:32]  All right.
[00:58:33]  There's a lot more where that came from.
[00:58:36]  But good God, man.
[00:58:38]  What the hell?
[00:58:39]  What the hell was that?
[00:58:42]  Is that like our first YouTube troll there?
[00:58:46]  Is that like the first YouTube troll?
[00:58:50]  What an effing troll, man.
[00:58:52]  I mean, give me a freaking breath.
[00:58:53]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:58:55]  Come on.
[00:58:57]  I need another drink after that, for Christ's sake.
[00:59:04]  I've got to pay the bastard.
[00:59:07]  I've got to pay the bastard.
[00:59:10]  All right, give me your goddamn address.
[00:59:12]  All right, give me your damn salt address, both you bastards.
[00:59:15]  All right, goddammit.
[00:59:17]  I'll pay you off.
[00:59:19]  Anyway, man, oh, God.
[00:59:22]  Listen, I don't even know what to say.
[00:59:23]  I gotta hear that again.
[00:59:24]  I mean, did this idiot really ask me to be his dad?
[00:59:28]  Look at my gab.
[00:59:30]  I mean, look at this crap.
[00:59:32]  I mean, look at my gab.
[00:59:34]  I don't know.
[00:59:35]  Look, what kind of, oh, my God.
[00:59:37]  I don't even know what the hell to say.
[00:59:39]  Let us put it on one more time for Christ's sake.
[00:59:41]  Happy Jew year, ghost.
[00:59:43]  You fucking boost.
[00:59:45]  New Year.
[00:59:59]  What the hell was that?
[01:00:04]  Ghost, will you be my dad?
[01:00:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:07]  What the hell was that little gay whimper there?
[01:00:09]  Did you hear him go, ah?
[01:00:11]  What the hell was that?
[01:00:16]  Happy Jew year, man.
[01:00:17]  What an asshole.
[01:00:18]  You know what?
[01:00:19]  Look, look.
[01:00:21]  Give me your goddamn salt address, you piece of crap.
[01:00:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:00:29]  All right, look, we're going to do some more later on.
[01:00:31]  All right, everybody, calm down.
[01:00:33]  I know everybody wants some cash.
[01:00:35]  All right, we're going to do a couple of more.
[01:00:36]  I can't believe I got to pay a freaking troll, man.
[01:00:40]  I got to pay a freaking troll.
[01:00:45]  I mean, does that qualify for troll of the year?
[01:00:47]  I don't know.
[01:00:48]  I mean, does that qualify for troll of the year?
[01:00:51]  And look, the guy who look this guy ghost likes Green Day.
[01:00:55]  Don't pay me.
[01:00:56]  Promote the engineer.
[01:00:58]  Don't pay me.
[01:01:00]  What kind of a sick, for Christ's sake?
[01:01:15]  He wants me to promote the goddamn engineer, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:18]  Good.
[01:01:21]  God!
[01:01:24]  What the hell is this, man?
[01:01:26]  This is supposed to be my New Year's show, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:30]  I was hoping to get some participation around here.
[01:01:36]  I was hoping to get some goddamn.
[01:01:41]  I mean, what the hell am I supposed to say after that?
[01:01:44]  This kid, he doesn't even want to be paid.
[01:01:47]  He doesn't even want to be paid.
[01:01:50]  Give me the money.
[01:01:55]  Promote the engineer.
[01:01:56]  Promote the engineer for what?
[01:02:01]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:02:04]  Look, this is what this is already turning into, man.
[01:02:08]  This is what this is already turning into, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:02:13]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:18]  I don't even know what.
[01:02:19]  I don't even know what to say, man.
[01:02:21]  I mean, this kid, he goes, he's fruiting up.
[01:02:25]  He's asking me to be his dad.
[01:02:29]  And he doesn't even want the money.
[01:02:31]  He wants me to promote the engineer.
[01:02:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:37]  And here we go.
[01:02:38]  Yeah, promote him to co-host so people don't think that he's the real host, Dad.
[01:02:42]  Hey, Ghost likes Green Day.
[01:02:44]  That's enough, man.
[01:02:45]  You got some real problems, man.
[01:02:48]  You got some really freaking problems.
[01:02:50]  That's all I got to say.
[01:02:52]  You got a lot of freaking problems, man.
[01:02:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:56]  Look.
[01:02:57]  And I don't know.
[01:02:58]  1488, this 1488 guy hasn't even given me his salt address.
[01:03:05]  But good God.
[01:03:06]  What the hell is this crap?
[01:03:09]  All right.
[01:03:11]  You know what?
[01:03:11]  Forget about that scavenger hunt.
[01:03:13]  Hey, 1488, if you still want it, I'll give you the 25.
[01:03:17]  This Ghost likes Green Day.
[01:03:19]  He wants me to promote the Engineer.
[01:03:20]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[01:03:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:27]  I can't believe this.
[01:03:28]  Let me get another drink of this freaking beer for Christ's sake.
[01:03:30]  I mean, this is supposed to be the goddamn New Year's Eve show.
[01:03:35]  All right?
[01:03:36]  This is supposed to be a night to remember.
[01:03:41]  I think maybe I just need to keep drinking.
[01:03:43]  Maybe I should just start chugging a lug like myself.
[01:03:46]  I should chug a lug myself here.
[01:03:50]  Ah, Jesus, I'm already out of beer.
[01:03:52]  More beer!
[01:03:56]  Goddamn right, man.
[01:03:58]  Let's get another can going on, and then we'll break open a couple of bottles here.
[01:04:02]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:11]  Good God.
[01:04:12]  You know what?
[01:04:12]  Let's go ahead and transition into some gab shout-outs.

=== Driving Me to Drink Again (15:01) ===

[01:04:16]  All right, for all you folks.
[01:04:18]  And look, I don't even want to do that after what the hell we just did in the damn scavenger hunt.
[01:04:24]  All right, for all you folks that want a gab shout-out, all you've got to do is like the first post.
[01:04:32]  Actually, like the post on my gab that states True Capitalist Radio New Year's Eve show is now live.
[01:04:40]  Listen in.
[01:04:42]  Like the post that states True Capitalist Radio New Year's Eve show is now live.
[01:04:48]  Listen in.
[01:04:49]  If you like that post, I will give you a Gab shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
[01:04:56]  And unfortunately, the engineer's not here, man.
[01:04:59]  He's going out.
[01:04:59]  He's doing his own thing on New Year's.
[01:05:01]  You know, I'm not going to work him on New Year's Eve.
[01:05:05]  He should go out and have a good time.
[01:05:07]  Everybody deserves to have a good time on New Year's.
[01:05:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:12]  So anyway, that being said, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn Gab shout-outs.
[01:05:17]  Rotten!
[01:05:21]  All right, We got Meat Popsicle.
[01:05:24]  We got Wargame Capitalist Sean Jones.
[01:05:28]  Dolphin Ball Bag Sacks.
[01:05:31]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:05:35]  NG Nee Guard.
[01:05:36]  Ah, you son of a bitch!
[01:05:42]  Stop!
[01:05:43]  Stop doing that crap!
[01:05:48]  Y'all make the phonetics to make me say something racic that I don't mean to say.
[01:05:55]  Stop it, man.
[01:05:59]  Just stop it.
[01:06:00]  Give me a mic.
[01:06:02]  Damn it.
[01:06:05]  Enough!
[01:06:06]  This is supposed to be my New Year's Eve show, Jagoff!
[01:06:13]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:06:16]  Who else do we have here?
[01:06:17]  We got Mr. Mark in the house.
[01:06:20]  We've got, I'm not saying that disgusting name, Johnny Fremont in the house.
[01:06:25]  We've got, there's Katesh the Pony.
[01:06:27]  We've got Ghost Sinner Circle.
[01:06:29]  What the hell does that mean, Sinner Circle?
[01:06:31]  What the hell are you talking about?
[01:06:32]  We just got a Reverend.
[01:06:34]  We got a Reverend in the inner circle.
[01:06:36]  I don't know what the hell are you talking about?
[01:06:38]  I invested in Cripple Coin.
[01:06:41]  Cripple Coin!
[01:06:42]  God damn it.
[01:06:44]  Get up!
[01:06:48]  I'll give you a goddamn cripple coin.
[01:06:51]  I just did Ford Loriko on the last show to prove that I'm not a cripple.
[01:06:56]  Stop messing up my New Year's Eve show.
[01:06:59]  It's New Year's Eve, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:02]  This is supposed to be a night to remember.
[01:07:09]  And you're freaking messing it up.
[01:07:14]  Damn it, give me a damn.
[01:07:27]  cripple assholes, all right?
[01:07:28]  And I'm not bald either, so shut up.
[01:07:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:37]  Bitcoin diamonds are Norwegian's best friend.
[01:07:40]  Oh, man.
[01:07:42]  How the hell did you know that?
[01:07:44]  How the hell do you know about that?
[01:07:49]  How the hell do you know about that crap?
[01:07:53]  Shut up.
[01:07:54]  Nobody's supposed to know about that but inner circle.
[01:08:00]  Piece of crap.
[01:08:03]  Who else do we have here, for Christ's sake?
[01:08:08]  I'm not saying you guys are sick with these names.
[01:08:11]  There's the whore master.
[01:08:12]  Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
[01:08:15]  Oh, yes.
[01:08:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:19]  We got Hairless Hagrid.
[01:08:21]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:08:24]  Captain Poop Tickler.
[01:08:26]  A ripple in my nipple.
[01:08:29]  Ah, Jesus.
[01:08:30]  What kind of sick, perverted crap is that?
[01:08:34]  African booty scratcher.
[01:08:36]  Well, that's fresh.
[01:08:38]  We got George Steinbrenner.
[01:08:40]  I thought he was dead.
[01:08:42]  What else do we have here?
[01:08:43]  We got Radiation Ripple for Japan.
[01:08:46]  Ah, come on, man.
[01:08:47]  Don't even go there.
[01:08:49]  Don't even go there.
[01:08:50]  What's going on to the green leader?
[01:08:52]  We got Dick Kick'em.
[01:08:55]  Dick Kick'em.
[01:08:57]  That's fresh.
[01:08:58]  That's a very.
[01:08:59]  Yeah, I get what that means.
[01:09:01]  Duke Nukem, Dick Kick'em.
[01:09:03]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:09:04]  We got B.N. King in the house.
[01:09:06]  We got Twilly Atkins.
[01:09:07]  That was a former winner of, I believe, last year's most failed troll of the year.
[01:09:12]  Let's see if that piece of crap wins anything.
[01:09:14]  That bitch horse.
[01:09:16]  Who else we got?
[01:09:17]  We got Jew Capitalist Radio.
[01:09:19]  Yeah, real funny, you idiot, alright?
[01:09:22]  Who else we got?
[01:09:23]  InfoWar.
[01:09:24]  Wait, wait, Infork Wars hosted by Albin Jones.
[01:09:30]  You see, this is what I'm talking about.
[01:09:32]  This is what I'm talking about.
[01:09:38]  You see, this is the kind of crap I'm talking about, man.
[01:09:41]  I know what you mean by that.
[01:09:46]  I know what you assholes mean by that, you piece of crap.
[01:09:52]  God damn it.
[01:09:53]  Give me the mic.
[01:09:58]  Look, I'm just going to take a couple of more of these for Christ's sake, man.
[01:10:01]  This is supposed to be a New Year's Eve show.
[01:10:06]  This is supposed to be a New Year's Eve show.
[01:10:12]  This is supposed to be a night to remember.
[01:10:19]  Don't you understand that?
[01:10:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:24]  What's going on, TC Capitalist, man?
[01:10:28]  Pew, pew, pew, I'm King Jew.
[01:10:31]  Are you freaking say stupid crap like that, man?
[01:10:41]  Seriously, why do you make me say stuff like that?
[01:10:46]  Pew, pew, pew, I'm King Jew.
[01:10:50]  Oh, man.
[01:10:50]  God damn it, man.
[01:10:52]  Just shut up, man.
[01:10:53]  Just shut up.
[01:10:57]  God damn it.
[01:11:03]  Just shut up.
[01:11:09]  Man, I'm so tired of this crap, man.
[01:11:11]  I mean, I hope this new year brings in less trolls, man.
[01:11:18]  I mean, you all are hearing this, right?
[01:11:20]  You people that are listening, you're hearing this crap.
[01:11:23]  This is the internet.
[01:11:26]  This is the internet, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:32]  And if you're going to conduct yourself on the internet to any capacity, this is the kind of crap that you're going to have to deal with.
[01:11:38]  This is the kind of crap that you're going to have to deal with.
[01:11:42]  And it makes me sick.
[01:11:44]  God damn it.
[01:11:51]  It makes me sick, man!
[01:11:55]  I mean, what a goddamn New Year's.
[01:11:58]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:59]  I'm sitting over here.
[01:12:01]  I'm giving you time out of my life here.
[01:12:04]  Do you understand that, boy?
[01:12:06]  I'm giving you all time out of my life.
[01:12:07]  I'm giving you my goddamn New Year's Eve.
[01:12:09]  And this isn't the kind of thing tickets.
[01:12:13]  THIS IS THE KIND OF THING, TICKEN!
[01:12:20]  God, give me the...
[01:12:21]  Give me my beer, mate.
[01:12:22]  Give me my goddamn beer, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:12:33]  This is supposed to be my goddamn New Year's Eve show, you know?
[01:12:38]  I mean, I would think that, you know, people are in a kind of party mood or something like that, but this is it.
[01:12:43]  This is what I get.
[01:12:45]  This is what I get here on a New Year's Eve, man.
[01:12:47]  This is supposed to be a night to remember.
[01:12:53]  Then I've got you people pissing me off!
[01:13:03]  Wait, look, I'm not doing any more Gab shout-outs.
[01:13:06]  All right, assholes.
[01:13:07]  You all could go shoving up your ass with the Gab shout-outs, alright?
[01:13:11]  You can all shove it up your ass.
[01:13:14]  And you know what?
[01:13:14]  I don't even know if I want to do the ghosties anymore.
[01:13:17]  You know that?
[01:13:18]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[01:13:20]  Huh?
[01:13:21]  You're gonna piss me off?
[01:13:22]  You're gonna piss me off.
[01:13:24]  I won't do the ghosties.
[01:13:25]  I'll end it right now.
[01:13:26]  I'll do it.
[01:13:27]  You don't believe me?
[01:13:28]  I'll do it.
[01:13:29]  I'll do it.
[01:13:31]  You're not gonna ruin my New Year's Eve, you pieces of troll terrorist crap.
[01:13:36]  You're not gonna ruin my goddamn New Year's Eve.
[01:13:41]  You piece of garbage.
[01:13:46]  How do you like that?
[01:13:46]  Huh?
[01:13:47]  No ghosties.
[01:13:48]  How do you like that?
[01:13:48]  Because you're being a bunch of troll pricks.
[01:13:51]  How do you like that?
[01:14:03]  Goddamn transsexual turd burglars!
[01:14:08]  How do you like that?
[01:14:12]  How do you like that?
[01:14:13]  This is supposed to be a night to remember.
[01:14:17]  This is my New Year's Eve show, you ungrateful cyber vermin.
[01:14:26]  Don't don't mess with me, man.
[01:14:29]  I'm not joking around.
[01:14:41]  ruin my goddamn New Year's Eve show, you piece of crap.
[01:14:44]  Give me a don't mess with me, you piece of garbage.
[01:14:55]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:14:56]  Don't you dare.
[01:14:57]  Don't you goddamn dare I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:15:04]  I can't.
[01:15:05]  You people are driving me to drink.
[01:15:06]  I want you all to know this, you dumb pieces of garbage.
[01:15:09]  It's your fault that I'm drinking.
[01:15:11]  I got bleeding ulcers, all kinds of crap going on in my inside for Christ's sake.
[01:15:15]  But I gotta keep drinking because of you, people, because of you.
[01:15:30]  God damn it, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
[01:15:33]  More beer for Christ's sake.
[01:15:38]  Goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[01:15:43]  I need some more goddamn beer.
[01:15:45]  You people are driving me to drink, man.
[01:15:49]  People are driving me to drink.
[01:15:51]  You hear me?
[01:15:56]  I mean, look at how many beers I'm drinking here, man.
[01:15:59]  I've already downed four beers since I've been talking to you assholes.
[01:16:04]  Why?
[01:16:05]  Because of you.
[01:16:06]  And because of your goddamn troll terrorism.
[01:16:09]  And I've been taking this for 10 goddamn years.
[01:16:12]  Do you know that it'll be 10 years I've been on the air, man?
[01:16:17]  Midnight tonight, it'll be 10 goddamn years I've been doing this blog, talk radio broadcast, ten years, and ten years you've been freaking, pissing me off, you've been trolling me, you've been trying to be a thorn in my side and I don't understand why.
[01:16:36]  I don't understand why at all.
[01:16:41]  I don't understand why.
[01:16:47]  Why don't you just leave me alone, man?
[01:16:50]  I always tell you this, why don't you just leave me alone?
[01:16:56]  Why don't you just leave me alone, tired of it?
[01:17:04]  This is my New Year's Eve show, man.
[01:17:08]  This is supposed to be a night to remember, But instead, what am I putting up with here?
[01:17:21]  What am I putting up with?
[01:17:24]  I'm putting up with crap, man.
[01:17:27]  I'm putting up with garbage.
[01:17:29]  Anyway, look, you know what?
[01:17:30]  It's enough.
[01:17:31]  All right.
[01:17:32]  I don't even know if I should do the goddamn ghosties for Christ's sake, man, because I mean, why should I be rewarding this?
[01:17:40]  I mean, seriously, why am I supposed to why should I reward this?
[01:17:45]  Why?
[01:17:47]  Why?
[01:17:50]  Why should I even reward this garbage, man?
[01:17:58]  I don't, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:18:00]  I'm so sick, man.
[01:18:03]  I'm so sick.
[01:18:08]  I'm so sick.
[01:18:11]  Give me my goddamn beer, for Christ's sake.
[01:18:25]  Now that we've gotten that all out of the way, I'm just not going to, I'm not going to look at Gab.
[01:18:30]  I'm just, you people are ruining my goddamn New Year's Eve show.
[01:18:34]  I really don't goddamn appreciate it.
[01:18:37]  And, you know, hey, hey, you idiots on Gab, don't tell me to end it.
[01:18:41]  Don't tell me to end it because I will.
[01:18:45]  I'll end this goddamn broadcast with no ghosties.
[01:18:48]  You shut your goddamn face hole.
[01:18:51]  I'm serious.
[01:18:52]  Don't you dare try to test me, boy.
[01:18:58]  Huh?
[01:18:58]  You're going to try to test me.
[01:19:04]  Hey, what is this?
[01:19:05]  What the hell is this?
[01:19:06]  Is Trump really tweeting at me here?
[01:19:08]  What is this?
[01:19:09]  Is this a real Trump tweet?
[01:19:11]  Ghost is having a panic attack on his show.
[01:19:14]  Serves him right.
[01:19:14]  Get on with the categories.

=== Scream Happy New Year (02:53) ===

[01:19:18]  That's got to be a troll, for Christ's sake.
[01:19:28]  A goddamn troll!
[01:19:33]  Look, I've got to ignore Gab.
[01:19:35]  I can't look at Gab anymore, man.
[01:19:36]  I just can't do it, man.
[01:19:38]  I can't do it.
[01:19:39]  I'm not looking at Gab anymore.
[01:19:40]  Stop Gabbing at me.
[01:19:41]  I'm not looking at it.
[01:19:42]  Give me the mic.
[01:19:47]  Just, I'm not looking at it anymore.
[01:19:49]  That's it.
[01:19:49]  I'm not looking at it.
[01:19:55]  All right.
[01:19:56]  Look, let's move on a little bit.
[01:19:59]  Before we get into the ghosties here, all right, let's put a call out for one more scavenger hunt.
[01:20:05]  Since the guys that did the scavenger hunt, I mean, one of them doesn't want to, he wants the engineer to be promoted, of all things, and doesn't want a payment, and the other guy hasn't sent me his damn salt address.
[01:20:21]  So, look, let me go ahead and let's call out for the second, the second scavenger hunt here.
[01:20:33]  All right, now, the first two people to gab me a YouTube video conducting themselves in the exact description of the scavenger hunt wins 25 bucks, all right?
[01:20:53]  And that's insult cryptocurrency.
[01:20:56]  That's why you have to have an Exodus wallet so I can send it to you.
[01:21:01]  So, let's go ahead and get on with the next one.
[01:21:04]  Get ready, all right?
[01:21:05]  Get ready.
[01:21:08]  This is the next one.
[01:21:10]  Now, I'd like for you all, since it is New Year's Eve, there should be a group of people around you, right?
[01:21:17]  There should be some kind of group of people around you.
[01:21:22]  So since you have a group of people around you, I'd like for you to go up to the crowd of people, and I'd like for you to scream in their faces, Happy New Year!
[01:21:35]  This is a night to remember.
[01:21:40]  And I want you to scream it.
[01:21:42]  I want you to scream it right in their faces.
[01:21:45]  All right?
[01:21:46]  The first two people to gab me with a YouTube video of them going in front of a crowd and screaming, Happy New Year!
[01:21:56]  This is a night to remember.
[01:22:00]  I will give you $25 in salt cryptocurrency.
[01:22:04]  All right?
[01:22:05]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to some of the ghosties, shall we?

=== $25 Salt for Videos (12:36) ===

[01:22:12]  Since everybody is waiting, everybody is wondering, everybody is anticipating in great enthusiastic anxiousness on who the winners of this year's 2017 ghosties.
[01:22:29]  All right?
[01:22:32]  Now, first and foremost, folks, we are going to talk about the best shout-out name, folks.
[01:22:38]  Now, this was a very, very big toughie, but one name stands out, and everybody pretty much had it at the top of mind when I was receiving gabs of people who were nominating their favorites when it comes to the ghosties.
[01:22:59]  best shout-out name winner is, let me get the envelope here, the winner for the best shout-out name is Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
[01:23:17]  Oh, Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet is the winner of the best shout-out name of 2017.
[01:23:28]  And for you folks that are unaware, right after the Las Vegas shooting, right after the Las Vegas shooting, we had someone that had a horrific macabre type of humor decided to make a shout-out name on Gab by the name Mandalay Bay Buffett Buffet.
[01:23:52]  Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffett, excuse me.
[01:23:56]  And that was really vulgar, and that was really bad.
[01:23:58]  And that is one that sticks out.
[01:24:03]  That is one that sticks out in everybody's head.
[01:24:06]  And I can't, I mean, I don't even know what the hell to say about it.
[01:24:10]  I don't even know what the hell to say.
[01:24:12]  But with that being said, I think we may have somebody on the line, according to Gab here, who wants to accept the award and who is the originator of the name Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
[01:24:25]  Is this you, Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet?
[01:24:29]  Hey, ghost, it's Deplorable Troll, now the Deplorable Cat List and the sick bastard who came up with that name.
[01:24:36]  I am all.
[01:24:37]  So you were the guy that created you were the guy that created Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet the day after the Las Vegas shootings.
[01:24:45]  Yep.
[01:24:48]  So let me ask you, what encouraged you?
[01:24:53]  What motivated you to do such a thing?
[01:24:56]  Sheer boredom.
[01:25:00]  Sheer boredom?
[01:25:01]  What was it that inspired you to do such a very, very look, you know, a lot of people unfortunately found it humorous, but I have to say it's very macabre.
[01:25:13]  So what is it that's with inside of you that right after the Las Vegas shooting, you decide to say, you know what's a good Gab shout-out name?
[01:25:22]  Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
[01:25:26]  Sometimes you just got to make light of a dark situation, and it helps the healing process.
[01:25:32]  Are you kidding me?
[01:25:32]  Get this guy out of it.
[01:25:33]  Get him off.
[01:25:34]  Are you kidding me?
[01:25:36]  Or it's like 50, 60 people that got shot.
[01:25:40]  And the next day you come up with the name Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
[01:25:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:49]  Well, anyway, deplorable capitalist, if you do want your award for the best shout-out name, you can email me your address.
[01:25:59]  You don't have to if you don't want to.
[01:26:01]  It's fine.
[01:26:01]  It's purely voluntary.
[01:26:04]  I will mail you a ghostie award.
[01:26:06]  And that goes for everybody.
[01:26:08]  That goes for everybody.
[01:26:12]  Now, with that being said, there is an honorable mention here.
[01:26:15]  I do want to say it.
[01:26:17]  Honorable mention.
[01:26:18]  And this was a lot of people voted for this one as well for best shout-out name.
[01:26:24]  And we're going to go honorable mention on this one.
[01:26:28]  This honorable mention is knee guards.
[01:26:33]  Knee guards, for Christ's sake.
[01:26:36]  All right.
[01:26:37]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:26:38]  Whatever.
[01:26:38]  Shut up.
[01:26:41]  You all voted for this garbage.
[01:26:43]  And you know what?
[01:26:44]  I can't believe this crap.
[01:26:45]  All right.
[01:26:47]  I can't believe this crap.
[01:26:48]  And look, now that we have the best shout-out names, that we've got Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet winning and a runner-up honorable mention, Knee Guards.
[01:27:05]  I think that's about it.
[01:27:06]  All right, we've gotten the best shout-out name.
[01:27:09]  That's good enough, all right?
[01:27:10]  Now, I do think we've got some submissions for the damn for the scavenger hunt, and there was a lot of them here, so let me go back and see which ones were.
[01:27:21]  Jesus Christ.
[01:27:24]  Not Green Day, not Ghost Likes Green Day again.
[01:27:27]  No.
[01:27:28]  What is this guy doing?
[01:27:31]  What is this guy doing here?
[01:27:32]  Hold on.
[01:27:33]  What is this guy doing for Christ's sake?
[01:27:36]  I don't even want another one.
[01:27:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:27:39]  Here we go.
[01:27:39]  Let's go check him out.
[01:27:41]  I don't have a crowd of people, but I do have your entire show.
[01:27:43]  And I'm wearing your favorite shirt.
[01:27:45]  So, Dad, please, this is a nice remember.
[01:27:48]  Happy New Year.
[01:27:49]  And by the way, stop hitting me, Dad.
[01:27:50]  It's very abusive, and I'm going to tell mommy.
[01:27:54]  Oh, my God.
[01:27:55]  What a sick freak.
[01:27:57]  Damn it!
[01:28:00]  I'm not your goddamn dad.
[01:28:04]  I'm not your dad, so shut up.
[01:28:08]  That guy's a sick puppy, man.
[01:28:09]  Whoever that kid is, that's a sick puppy right there.
[01:28:12]  Give me the mic.
[01:28:13]  Give me the mic.
[01:28:15]  Whoever the hell Ghost Likes Green Day is, you're a sick man.
[01:28:19]  You're a sick young man.
[01:28:20]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[01:28:25]  Good God.
[01:28:25]  Who else do we have here?
[01:28:27]  Some guy named what?
[01:28:28]  Is this the snake nerd?
[01:28:30]  This better not be the goddamn snake nerd.
[01:28:33]  Let's see this one.
[01:28:37]  Happy New Year!
[01:28:39]  This is the night to remember.
[01:28:44]  What the hell was that?
[01:28:45]  You were saying it to yourself.
[01:28:48]  You're saying it to yourself.
[01:28:49]  You need to be around a crowd of people.
[01:28:53]  You need to be around a crowd of people, man.
[01:28:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:28:58]  Look, I'm reposting each one of these that I'm playing over the air here.
[01:29:03]  Here's another one called Ruski Ilago.
[01:29:06]  Ruski Ilago.
[01:29:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:22]  This is a troll.
[01:29:26]  Take that one down.
[01:29:27]  It's two queers shooting mustard in their mouth.
[01:29:32]  And I'll just put it at that, all right?
[01:29:33]  I'm not even going to say, you people are sick.
[01:29:35]  Whoever sent me that, you're a sick bastard.
[01:29:38]  You're a sick bastard.
[01:29:41]  Who else do we have?
[01:29:42]  We got Saucy Boy over here.
[01:29:44]  He won a couple of them last time.
[01:29:45]  Let's see what Saucy Boy's doing here.
[01:29:52]  Happy New!
[01:30:01]  Well, whoever Saucy is, he's kicking it around.
[01:30:04]  It looks like a party of about 10 chicks.
[01:30:07]  What the hell are you doing listening to me there, Saucy?
[01:30:09]  You got 10 chicks over there.
[01:30:10]  What are you doing?
[01:30:13]  Anyway, Saucy, all right, fine.
[01:30:15]  I'll give you the 25 bucks.
[01:30:18]  All right.
[01:30:19]  All right, let's see.
[01:30:20]  Who else is there?
[01:30:21]  Who is this?
[01:30:22]  Who is this?
[01:30:22]  Who is this guy?
[01:30:26]  I'm going to do a Cleveland show cover of the theme song, so here we go.
[01:30:29]  No, shut up with the Cleveland show cover!
[01:30:33]  Shut up your ass with the Cleveland Show cover, you son of a bitch.
[01:30:39]  Who is this?
[01:30:40]  Let's see who this is.
[01:30:44]  I don't see a group of people, but I have neighbors, so I'm going to scream Happy New Year.
[01:30:50]  Watch this.
[01:30:52]  Happy Liar!
[01:30:57]  Well, that doesn't count.
[01:30:59]  Yeah, but that doesn't count, man.
[01:31:00]  I mean, I mean, do you understand a scavenger hunt means that you've got to encompass the whole goddamn, you know, description of the scavenger hunt so that you can win?
[01:31:11]  I mean, I'll still repost you.
[01:31:13]  I appreciate it, but come on, man.
[01:31:17]  Who's another one?
[01:31:18]  Here's another one here, the hell is this?
[01:31:32]  He's knocking on the door here.
[01:31:34]  Happy New Year!
[01:31:38]  This is a nice.
[01:31:41]  That is that ass.
[01:31:42]  Thank you very much.
[01:31:43]  Happy New Year.
[01:31:44]  Happy New Year.
[01:31:45]  Did you just went to knock on your neighbor's door for Christ's sake?
[01:31:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:31:51]  All right, we've got the two.
[01:31:53]  That's it.
[01:31:54]  All right, we've got the two right there.
[01:31:55]  We've got Saucy Boy, and we've got who the hell, Brooksy.
[01:32:01]  Saucy Boy and Brooksy, give me your salt addresses.
[01:32:05]  I will give you $25.
[01:32:08]  $25 in salt.
[01:32:12]  All right?
[01:32:14]  I'm just saying, all right?
[01:32:16]  $25 in salt.
[01:32:18]  Wait a minute.
[01:32:18]  Hold on.
[01:32:19]  Somebody's telling me that Saucy Boy's video is not even his.
[01:32:27]  Hold on just a second.
[01:32:30]  No, it's his.
[01:32:31]  What are you talking about?
[01:32:32]  It says Saucy Boy 2.
[01:32:33]  It's December 31st, you idiot.
[01:32:35]  Shut up.
[01:32:36]  Stop hating.
[01:32:37]  Saucy Boy won the goddamn contest, you freaking haters.
[01:32:41]  You're just hating on the bastard because he's partying with like 12 chicks.
[01:32:45]  All right?
[01:32:47]  And I don't blame you for hating him, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:32:50]  What the hell is this?
[01:32:51]  Somebody else is doing.
[01:32:53]  What is this?
[01:32:53]  Hold on.
[01:32:57]  Happy New Year!
[01:32:58]  This will be a night to remember.
[01:33:05]  All right, I'll give that one.
[01:33:07]  Right, that's enough.
[01:33:09]  40 Pooh in the Lou coin.
[01:33:12]  What the hell kind of name is that?
[01:33:15]  He looks like he got a nice family for Christ's sake, man.
[01:33:19]  42 in the Lou, 40 Pooh in the Lou coin.
[01:33:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:25]  All right, that's enough.
[01:33:26]  All right, we've got 40 Pooh in the Lou coin.
[01:33:30]  We've got Brooksy and Saucy Boy.
[01:33:35]  All right, you email me or email me.
[01:33:38]  You send me your salt addresses.
[01:33:41]  I will give you all $25 in salt.
[01:33:44]  All right?
[01:33:45]  $25 in salt.
[01:33:47]  So, once again, that's it right there.
[01:33:51]  I appreciate everybody who's participated.
[01:33:56]  But now it is time, like I said, once again, 40 Pooh in the Lou coin.
[01:34:01]  Brooksy and Saucy Boy, hook me up with your salt addresses, and I will make sure to send you $25 in salt.
[01:34:09]  Look, look, there's 40 Poo in the Lou.
[01:34:12]  Let me go ahead and send him his salt right now.
[01:34:14]  It's a beautiful part about the internets, folks, and that's a beautiful part about crypto.
[01:34:18]  And I've got to just send it right now.
[01:34:20]  It will, baby.
[01:34:22]  All right, let's go ahead and send him some salt here.
[01:34:25]  Salt coin.
[01:34:26]  Let's send it.
[01:34:27]  Here's his address.
[01:34:30]  Let's go ahead and give him 25 buckaroos in USD.
[01:34:35]  Jesus Christ, salt is pretty cheap.
[01:34:37]  That's two salt coins.
[01:34:38]  $25.
[01:34:39]  God damn it, you're ripping me off.
[01:34:42]  Here we go.
[01:34:43]  Let's send it, baby.
[01:34:45]  Yes, I'm sure.

=== Honorable Mention Remixes (08:28) ===

[01:34:48]  There it is.
[01:34:49]  40 Pooh in the Lou coin.
[01:34:52]  He got his 25 bucks in salt.
[01:34:55]  Once again, Brooksy and Saucy Boy, hook me up and I will send you your salt.
[01:35:02]  Can you have it in Ethereum?
[01:35:04]  No, you can't.
[01:35:05]  I just said salt.
[01:35:07]  What are you talking about, Begrick?
[01:35:09]  What are you talking about, man?
[01:35:11]  Come on.
[01:35:13]  Can I have it in Ethereum?
[01:35:15]  Jesus, let me move on with the Ghosties for Christ's sake.
[01:35:18]  Can I have it in Ethereum?
[01:35:21]  Come on.
[01:35:24]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and move on to the next category in the Ghosties, folks.
[01:35:29]  It is the best remix.
[01:35:33]  The best remix, folks.
[01:35:35]  And this was a very, very tough, very tough category.
[01:35:40]  Because this was hard to give a clear winner on.
[01:35:44]  There were a lot of remixes that were really, really good, I guess, and that sort of thing.
[01:35:56]  But one stands out.
[01:35:59]  One stands out because it's something that I say all the time.
[01:36:03]  It's something that is a signature of the show.
[01:36:07]  And little did I know that there was a song about this.
[01:36:12]  And lo and behold, the winner of the 2017 Ghostie remix is the winner is look at my gab, the remix, folks.
[01:36:30]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:31]  Check out my have you heard it, folks?
[01:36:33]  Have you not heard it?
[01:36:34]  Here it is, the winner.
[01:36:36]  2017 Ghosties best remix.
[01:36:39]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:40]  Here it is.
[01:36:42]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:43]  Pick up my gab.
[01:36:44]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:45]  Oh, that's great.
[01:36:46]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:49]  That's great.
[01:36:50]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:50]  Pick up my gab.
[01:36:51]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:52]  You're damn right.
[01:36:53]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:54]  Pick up my gab.
[01:36:55]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:57]  Look at my gab.
[01:36:58]  Pick up my gab.
[01:36:58]  Look at my gab.
[01:37:00]  Oh, look at my gab.
[01:37:01]  Pick up my gab.
[01:37:02]  Look at my gab.
[01:37:04]  Look at my gab.
[01:37:05]  Pick up my gab.
[01:37:06]  Look at my gas!
[01:37:07]  Look at my ass!
[01:37:08]  Look at my dad!
[01:37:09]  Look at my gas!
[01:37:11]  As you can see, that was the best remix of 2017.
[01:37:18]  It was very, very creative, to say the least.
[01:37:21]  But I do want to give some honorable mentions out there before everybody starts getting a little butthurt.
[01:37:27]  Before people start getting pissed off and saying, Go shake that thing!
[01:37:36]  So we're going to give a couple of honorable mentions over here, okay?
[01:37:39]  Now, first and foremost, as I stated, it was a very, very tough decision for these best remix winners and honorable mentions.
[01:37:50]  But, you know, you've got to do what you have to do.
[01:37:52]  The show must go on, and you've got to be able to choose the winners and losers, etc.
[01:38:00]  So, with that being said, let's go ahead and listen to another honorable mention.
[01:38:06]  And this one right here is made by that bitch horse, Twilly Atkins.
[01:38:14]  And this one is called, Jesus Christ, Ride the White Horse.
[01:38:20]  Okay, folks.
[01:38:22]  For you folks that are unaware, she remixed the song Ride the White Horse with yours truly's a voice in it.
[01:38:31]  So this is an honorable mention, Ride the White Horse by the bitch horse herself, Twillie Atkins.
[01:38:39]  Let's go ahead and put it on.
[01:38:42]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:38:43]  I'm going to pretend I'm at a bar here.
[01:38:46]  All right.
[01:38:46]  And you know what?
[01:38:48]  You know what, you dumbass, you know, you brodies, you CIA bronies out there, all right?
[01:38:55]  Put on a song for you stupid dumbass spooks, all right?
[01:38:59]  I'm going to pretend that I'm at a bar here.
[01:39:01]  And let me tell you, since I got a lot of you brony CIA masters, let's put a horse head song on.
[01:39:06]  How about that?
[01:39:08]  You know, and let me tell you, this is a song that was really, really popular back in about 83, 84.
[01:39:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:14]  I mean, you went to any disco at that point in time, baby.
[01:39:17]  I mean, you know, women were shaking their assets to this particular song, baby.
[01:39:23]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:39:25]  All right.
[01:39:27]  I'm not joking around.
[01:39:28]  So without any further ado, let's go ahead.
[01:39:30]  You got the song engineer?
[01:39:35]  All right, let's go ahead and put it on here.
[01:39:38]  What do we have here?
[01:39:41]  Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
[01:39:44]  Do you want to ride?
[01:39:48]  Ride the white horse.
[01:39:52]  Do you want to ride?
[01:39:56]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:00]  White horse.
[01:40:04]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:08]  White horse.
[01:40:12]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:15]  No, no.
[01:40:17]  No.
[01:40:19]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:23]  No, no.
[01:40:24]  No.
[01:40:27]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:31]  Do you want to ride?
[01:40:35]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:39]  Do you want to ride?
[01:40:43]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:47]  Do you want to ride?
[01:40:50]  Ride the white horse.
[01:40:55]  Do you want to ride?
[01:40:58]  Ride the white horse.
[01:41:03]  Wide horse.
[01:41:06]  Ride the wide horse.
[01:41:11]  Wide horse.
[01:41:14]  Ride the wide horse.
[01:41:18]  No, no!
[01:41:19]  No!
[01:41:22]  Ride the wide horse!
[01:41:26]  No, no!
[01:41:27]  No!
[01:41:30]  Ride the wide horse!
[01:41:33]  If you want to be a rick horse, you've got to be a mick horse.
[01:41:41]  Be a rick horse!
[01:41:46]  Big horse!
[01:41:50]  Shut up, Twilly, you dumb stupid product!
[01:41:58]  You goddamn big horse!
[01:42:00]  Go shove a horse head up here, twat!
[01:42:04]  If you want to be a rick horse, you've got to be a big horse.
[01:42:13]  Be a rick horse!
[01:42:17]  Big horse!
[01:42:21]  Be a rick horse!
[01:42:25]  You big horse!
[01:42:30]  Enough of the broad stuff, please.
[01:42:32]  All right, enough of the goddamn Brony stuff, please.
[01:42:36]  Do you want to ride?
[01:42:40]  Ride the wide pony.
[01:42:43]  Crew Capitalist Radio and the Top 10 Pony videos.
[01:42:48]  You know, I mean, what am I supposed to say?
[01:42:49]  What am I supposed to say to this?
[01:42:52]  What am I supposed to say?
[01:42:58]  Ride.
[01:43:01]  Ride the wide pony.
[01:43:06]  Wide pony.
[01:43:10]  Wide pony.
[01:43:12]  All right.
[01:43:13]  Shut that crap.
[01:43:14]  Shut it off.
[01:43:16]  All right.

=== Ride the Wide Pony (04:08) ===

[01:43:17]  We get that honorable mention as well.
[01:43:19]  Once again, Twilly Atkins.
[01:43:21]  Do you want to ride?
[01:43:24]  Ride the wide horse.
[01:43:27]  That is an honorable mention remix.
[01:43:30]  And I also want to mention one more remix, honorable mention, folks.
[01:43:34]  But before I do, I do believe we have the person that created, LOOK AT MY GAM!
[01:43:39]  Check out my gab!
[01:43:41]  So, with that being said, let me see if we can find that person on the horn here so they can accept their award and maybe have a couple things to say.
[01:43:55]  I don't see this person on the horn here.
[01:43:58]  Oh, here we are.
[01:44:00]  Are you there, the person that made check out my gab?
[01:44:05]  Yes, Ghost is a guy.
[01:44:06]  Raldie V, once again.
[01:44:08]  I just want to thank you.
[01:44:09]  Raldy, are you kidding me?
[01:44:11]  Wait a minute.
[01:44:12]  Hold on.
[01:44:12]  Did you make this goddamn remix?
[01:44:16]  Hell yeah, man.
[01:44:17]  And by the way, before you kick me off, I just want to say a huge thank you for everything of this show, all the advice I've been taking.
[01:44:23]  I've just got these two draws that I've made the most freaking money nowadays that I've made my entire freaking life.
[01:44:29]  So cheers, man.
[01:44:30]  Cheers.
[01:44:31]  And here's some of the things that I've got to do.
[01:44:34]  I do want to highlight.
[01:44:36]  I do want to say, though, that you are the only fan that has won a ghosty award in all three ghosty award shows.
[01:44:47]  I mean, you're the only guy.
[01:44:49]  Every three, you have one.
[01:44:51]  I can't believe it.
[01:44:53]  Yeah.
[01:44:55]  It's impressive, isn't it?
[01:44:57]  Thank you, man.
[01:44:58]  Well, I hope you are impressed.
[01:45:00]  And Raldy, thank you very much.
[01:45:02]  I can't believe it, man.
[01:45:03]  I mean, Raldie has won a Ghostie Award in 2011.
[01:45:09]  He won one in 2016, and now in 2017, good God.
[01:45:18]  Anyway, one more honorable mention for Best Remix, folks.
[01:45:23]  And it happened really recently, and it involved yours truly, unfortunately, and Tub Guy.
[01:45:32]  It's called Oh my.
[01:45:35]  So with that being said, let's go ahead and listen to it.
[01:45:39]  Let's go ahead and listen.
[01:45:40]  Let's go ahead and throw it on.
[01:45:57]  The Tub Guy is a good piece of ass.
[01:46:04]  I want me some of that fast.
[01:46:06]  I'm not going home until I get me a piece of that.
[01:46:10]  Oh, oh, my.
[01:46:14]  Humble by.
[01:46:17]  Humble.
[01:46:18]  Oh, my.
[01:46:21]  Humbo bo.
[01:46:23]  Ghost.
[01:46:23]  Want to find out how many licks?
[01:46:27]  Oh, my.
[01:46:29]  Oh, yeah.
[01:46:30]  I guess we should just go ahead and fruit up.
[01:46:31]  Take it.
[01:46:32]  And step toward my butt crack.
[01:46:33]  Tub guy.
[01:46:34]  Oh, my.
[01:46:58]  I want top guy fast.
[01:47:01]  Oh, oh, my.
[01:47:04]  Humble.
[01:47:06]  Bye.
[01:47:18]  I'm rooting up the broadcast, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:21]  I'm turning this broadcast in the fruit all Wednesday because I'm rooting up the whole broadcast.

=== Best Audio Splicer Winner (03:17) ===

[01:47:26]  Hembo-bo.
[01:47:29]  Hambo-bo.
[01:47:32]  Hembo-bo.
[01:47:36]  Hembo-bo.
[01:47:40]  Bo-bo.
[01:47:41]  A freaking butt crack in full of the pothole.
[01:47:45]  I am a pothole fruit bowl in the top.
[01:47:49]  Oh, my.
[01:47:50]  Hem my.
[01:47:54]  Humbo-bo.
[01:47:58]  Hembo-bo.
[01:48:04]  All right.
[01:48:05]  All right.
[01:48:05]  I think we got the point.
[01:48:07]  All right.
[01:48:08]  Honorable mention once again, this Tub Guy ghost remix.
[01:48:13]  Oh, my.
[01:48:14]  And we get it.
[01:48:15]  All right.
[01:48:16]  We get it.
[01:48:17]  Anyway, that concludes the best remix category.
[01:48:21]  We are now going on to the best audio splicer category.
[01:48:26]  And this one was very, very tough.
[01:48:29]  There's a lot of audio splicers out there.
[01:48:33]  I want to say that I really don't know who to give this one to.
[01:48:38]  I mean, there's three people that I think are worthy of this particular category.
[01:48:46]  But let's see who the judges chose, shall we?
[01:48:51]  All right, the winner is the winner is, folks.
[01:48:59]  I can't believe this.
[01:49:00]  Is this right for Christ's sake?
[01:49:02]  Hold on a sec.
[01:49:04]  Best Audio Slicer is a tie between what?
[01:49:09]  Eight Equal and Pylons.
[01:49:12]  Eight Equal and Pylons.
[01:49:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:17]  Anyway, folks, we unfortunately had a tie with both 8 Equal and Pylons.
[01:49:25]  They are consistent audio splicers that consistently conduct themselves in an audio splicing capacity.
[01:49:35]  And as a result, there was a tie in the judges category.
[01:49:41]  So 8 Equal and Pylons both receive the award for Best Audio Splicer.
[01:49:50]  A honorable mention for Best Audio Splicer, Boat with the Instant Remixes.
[01:49:58]  Boat with the Insta Remixes.
[01:50:01]  And of course, he was winner of the Best Audio Splicer last year.
[01:50:07]  He is now runner-up this year.
[01:50:09]  So once again, winner of Best Audio Splicer, 8 Equal Tied with Pylons.
[01:50:17]  Congratulations to those of you that participated in the audio splicing category.
[01:50:23]  It was definitely, definitely a hard category to judge, to say the least.
[01:50:29]  Definitely a hard category to say the least.
[01:50:33]  Anyway, before I move on to any more categories on this 2017 Ghosty Awards, I definitely want to take another chug of beer here.

=== Eagle Cock Legendary Status (14:59) ===

[01:50:43]  I'm going to take another chug of beer.
[01:50:45]  And then we're going to move on with more categories of the Ghostie because as I stated, folks, this here, okay, this here is my New Year's Eve show.
[01:50:58]  I mean, this is a New Year's Eve show, and it should be a night to remember.
[01:51:06]  It's New Year's Eve, 2017, and True Capitalist Radio is still kicking strong, baby.
[01:51:14]  It's still kicking strong.
[01:51:16]  You goddamn right.
[01:51:20]  Woo!
[01:51:22]  All right, with that being said, folks, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer here.
[01:51:31]  And you know what that means, right?
[01:51:33]  You all know what that means.
[01:51:34]  More beer on this New Year's Eve, baby.
[01:51:40]  Woo!
[01:51:42]  That's right.
[01:51:42]  More beer, baby.
[01:51:45]  Let's go ahead and pour some more beer on this New Year's Eve edition for Christ's sake.
[01:51:50]  I hope everybody's having a good New Year's Eve.
[01:51:52]  All right.
[01:51:53]  All right, it's almost the end of 2017, and I cannot wait for 2018.
[01:52:00]  2018, baby, I can smell the prosperity.
[01:52:05]  I can smell the money in 2018.
[01:52:09]  And by God, I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
[01:52:14]  Telling you this right goddamn now.
[01:52:15]  2018 will be the year of the capitalist.
[01:52:19]  It will be the year of the capitalist, thanks to my president, Donald Trump.
[01:52:26]  And I thank God every day that Donald Trump is president.
[01:52:31]  Anyway, let me go ahead and send some salt to Saucy Boy, who happens to be who happens to be chilling with like five, well, ten different chicks right now.
[01:52:44]  I don't know what, I mean, you know, a props to you there, Saucy Boy.
[01:52:48]  I mean, good God.
[01:52:49]  I mean, I hope that you're having a decent New Year's Eve, to say the least.
[01:52:54]  Let me go ahead and send $25 in salt to old Salty Boy's wallet.
[01:53:01]  Let me make sure it's the right address.
[01:53:03]  Yes, it is.
[01:53:04]  Let's go ahead and send it right now for participating in the scavenger hunt this New Year's Eve.
[01:53:09]  Let's go ahead and send it.
[01:53:13]  There it is.
[01:53:15]  Congratulations and thank you, Saucy Boy, for participating in yet again another True Capitalist Radio scavenger hunt.
[01:53:23]  All right.
[01:53:25]  Now, with that being said, I think that we've also got profit in the house.
[01:53:30]  This guy also wants his $25 for doing the chug-a-lug.
[01:53:34]  Let's go ahead and send him the $25.
[01:53:37]  Here he goes.
[01:53:38]  This is a beautiful part about cryptocurrency, folks.
[01:53:40]  Very easy.
[01:53:42]  Very, very easy, baby.
[01:53:44]  You understand?
[01:53:45]  Look at this.
[01:53:45]  I'm putting in $25 to send.
[01:53:48]  Let's go ahead and send it.
[01:53:51]  There it is to $14.88.
[01:53:53]  Boom.
[01:53:54]  All right.
[01:53:55]  Thank you for participating in the New Year's Eve scavenger hunt 2017.
[01:54:02]  All right.
[01:54:02]  Now, with that being said, folks, let's go ahead.
[01:54:06]  Let's go ahead and move on to the next category of the ghosties, shall we?
[01:54:11]  Now, folks, we do have a best fail troll category.
[01:54:16]  Now, best fail troll is a kind of a hard category to choose from.
[01:54:22]  There's a lot of freaky little failed trolls out here.
[01:54:27]  All right, some freaky little fail trolls, to say the least.
[01:54:32]  But one came into mind that, you know, just kind of made me a little taken back at the kind of failure of troll that this person continues to be.
[01:54:46]  And yet they are very, very, how can I say it?
[01:54:50]  They are very, very insistent and consistent about fulfilling their troll obligations for whatever reason.
[01:55:00]  Okay?
[01:55:02]  For whatever goddamn reason.
[01:55:04]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and see who the failed troll is of the year.
[01:55:11]  Let's go ahead.
[01:55:13]  The winner is.
[01:55:18]  The winner is for failed troll, best failed troll of the year 2017 ghosties is, am I reading this right?
[01:55:27]  Seriously Samsung.
[01:55:29]  Seriously, Samsung.
[01:55:31]  I mean, of course it's that bastard.
[01:55:34]  Of course.
[01:55:36]  He makes all those fruity ass splices for Christ's sake.
[01:55:39]  And he sounds fruitier than a box of fruit flues.
[01:55:42]  Hi, this is seriously Samsung.
[01:55:45]  Hi, Ghost.
[01:55:47]  I'm a fruit bowl.
[01:55:49]  Well, with that being said, folks, best fail troll of the year, seriously Samsung with his fruity ass splices.
[01:55:58]  All right?
[01:56:00]  All right?
[01:56:01]  And I hope seriously Samsung is having a good time right now with his fail troll win of the year in 2017.
[01:56:10]  All right?
[01:56:13]  Now, with that being said, folks, we're going to continue on.
[01:56:17]  We're going to continue on with the category of best trans testicle.
[01:56:22]  Okay?
[01:56:24]  Best trans-testicle.
[01:56:26]  All right?
[01:56:27]  Let's go ahead and talk about this.
[01:56:31]  This is a very limited category.
[01:56:33]  Unfortunately, a lot of the trans-testicles that used to listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast no longer listen to it anymore because why?
[01:56:42]  Well, let's be honest, folks.
[01:56:44]  You know, I'm a capitalist, and these people that tend to fall under the category of LGBTQ, just for whatever reason, do not want to be affiliated with anybody on the right of the political persuasion.
[01:56:58]  Now, with that being said, this is a very, very hard category.
[01:57:02]  Let's go ahead and take a look at who is this year's Ghosties 2017 best trans testicle.
[01:57:12]  go ahead and see this.
[01:57:19]  I don't even know I don't even know who the hell this is.
[01:57:21]  Is this right?
[01:57:25]  Shelby U, best trans testicle?
[01:57:28]  What is this?
[01:57:28]  Shelbu, Shelby, U. What the hell is this crap?
[01:57:32]  This is the best trans-testicle?
[01:57:36]  Shelby U, Shelblue?
[01:57:38]  What is this?
[01:57:40]  What is this?
[01:57:42]  Look at this.
[01:57:43]  Shell blue, Shelbu, B-Loo.
[01:57:46]  I mean, this is the best trans-testicle.
[01:57:50]  I mean, this is what the True Capitalist Radio Ghostie Award-winning committee is what they found as the best trans testicle.
[01:58:00]  For Christ's sake, who the hell is Shelblue?
[01:58:02]  Hell, Shelbu.
[01:58:04]  Who the hell is Shelbu?
[01:58:06]  Who the hell is Shelbu?
[01:58:08]  Shelby, who the hell is that crap?
[01:58:12]  I don't even know who the hell that is.
[01:58:13]  And who's the honorable mention, Twilly Atkins?
[01:58:18]  Honorable mention, Twilly Atkins.
[01:58:24]  Honorable mention, Twilliet!
[01:58:49]  Oh, my God.
[01:58:50]  Oh, that was so great.
[01:58:52]  All right.
[01:58:52]  That was funny.
[01:58:54]  Now, that was funny.
[01:58:56]  All right.
[01:58:56]  That was funny.
[01:58:57]  I'm telling you, the True Capitalist Radio Ghosties Award Committee.
[01:59:03]  I mean, really, what the hell am I talking about?
[01:59:06]  This is awesome.
[01:59:06]  This is unbelievably great.
[01:59:08]  I think this is funny as hell.
[01:59:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:12]  Anyway, let's move on.
[01:59:13]  All right.
[01:59:14]  Let's move on to the next category because we have a lot of categories to go on this Ghosties 2017 New Year's Eve.
[01:59:22]  Once again, this is a night to remember.
[01:59:31]  Woo!
[01:59:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:59:34]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:59:35]  All right, let's we got best Mexican, best Mexican in the house.
[01:59:43]  This was a very, very tough category, folks, because we got a lot of Mexicans listening around the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:59:54]  But I definitely want to acknowledge the best Mexican of 2017.
[02:00:00]  Now, I'm kind of curious on what the True Capitalist Radio Ghosties Award Committee chose as Best Mexican, but we shall see, folks.
[02:00:14]  We shall absolutely see.
[02:00:16]  So, without further ado, let's go ahead and open up the award for Best Mexican.
[02:00:22]  All right?
[02:00:23]  The winner is the winner for Best Mexican is Eagle Cock.
[02:00:37]  Eagle Cock, folks.
[02:00:43]  And for you folks that don't know who Eagle Cock 1776 is, he is this year's best Mexican.
[02:00:52]  All you've got to do is Google search Eagle Cock 1776.
[02:00:57]  This man is infamous.
[02:00:59]  He is legendary.
[02:01:02]  I mean, as a matter of fact, let me explain a little bit about Eagle Cock 1776's legendary status, all right?
[02:01:10]  This man is not a joke.
[02:01:14]  I mean, when it comes down to taking care of business, and I'm talking about some Mexican business, it's Eagle Cock.
[02:01:21]  And this is a very, very true story about Eagle Cock here, okay?
[02:01:25]  Eagle Cock is a part of the inner circle first and foremost.
[02:01:29]  But secondly, he is a Mexican, a legal Mexican of the United States of America that actually worked as an illegal Mexican.
[02:01:41]  I'm not even joking.
[02:01:43]  I'm not even joking, all right?
[02:01:45]  I'm not even kidding.
[02:01:49]  So anyway, with that being said, Eagle Cock, best Mexican, best Mexican.
[02:01:55]  And if anybody doesn't know him, just Google him.
[02:01:58]  He's infamous.
[02:01:59]  All right?
[02:02:00]  He's infamous, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:02]  Now, of course, we've got best runner-up.
[02:02:05]  All right?
[02:02:06]  We've got honorable mention for best Mexican.
[02:02:10]  And of course, it's the Pet Mexican, folks.
[02:02:12]  Pet Mexican, honorable mention for Best Mexican 2017.
[02:02:19]  And look, I had to give it to the old Eagle Cock out there.
[02:02:23]  I mean, it's just, it is what it is.
[02:02:26]  It is what it is.
[02:02:27]  Pet Mexican honorable mention.
[02:02:30]  All right.
[02:02:32]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the category of, let me see here.
[02:02:39]  I've got to mark some of this stuff off here.
[02:02:40]  We've already went through the best shout-out name.
[02:02:44]  We went through the best remix.
[02:02:47]  We went through the best audio splicer.
[02:02:50]  We went through the best fail troll.
[02:02:52]  We went through the best trans testicle.
[02:02:55]  We have gone through the best Mexican.
[02:02:58]  Now, we're on to the best Brony.
[02:03:03]  The best Brony of 2017.
[02:03:09]  And I know there's probably going to be a lot of butthurt Bronies out there, but Brony of the Year goes to none other than Brony Network.
[02:03:22]  The Brony Network.
[02:03:24]  And the reason that the Brony Network is getting Brony of the Year is because first and foremost, he's a widely known Brony.
[02:03:32]  But secondly, he literally takes the time out of his own schedule to relay the broadcast in another format and hosts a couple of different chat rooms specifically for True Capitalist Radio.
[02:03:51]  And with that being said, I mean, aside from that, he is the Brony Network.
[02:03:58]  So I have to agree with the True Capitalist Radio Ghosty Award Committee on this one.
[02:04:05]  Brony Network is 2017.
[02:04:11]  It's Brony of the Year.
[02:04:12]  All right, best Brony of the Year 2017, Brody Network.
[02:04:15]  And not to mention, Brony Network has always not only hosted the show on another platform and host chat rooms, not only is he a part of the inner circle, not only does he buy every piece of merchandise that True Capitalist Radio ever produces, but at the same time, this guy is also a capitalist.
[02:04:39]  He has his own business operation.
[02:04:43]  He's invested in crypto.
[02:04:45]  He's capitalizing.
[02:04:46]  So with that being said, I definitely have no problem with Best Brony being Brony Network.
[02:04:55]  Cheers to Brony Network, man.
[02:04:58]  And I think that you deserve it.
[02:05:00]  Let's go ahead and continue on here.
[02:05:02]  All right, we've got a lot of more categories to go.
[02:05:04]  It's the Ghostie Awards 2017.
[02:05:07]  I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this New Year's Eve edition of the show.
[02:05:13]  I'm telling you, boy, it's a night to remember.
[02:05:20]  Anyway, cheers to all the winners.
[02:05:22]  Cheers to all the honorable mentions.
[02:05:24]  And cheers to all the fans that are listening to me on this New Year's Eve.
[02:05:28]  Happy New Year to you all, and may many years to come for you and your family, man.
[02:05:34]  Cheers.
[02:05:41]  Good stuff, man.
[02:05:42]  Good stuff.

=== Pause Hole Song Award (13:06) ===

[02:05:43]  Anyway, let's go ahead and go to Best Black Guy, Best Black Guy.
[02:05:50]  Now, I was trying to see if the Ghosties Awards Committee would potentially give the award for best black guy to me since we're headed into a realm of trans blackness.
[02:06:06]  You know, I mean, I can feel black at times.
[02:06:10]  You know, why can't I be trans black?
[02:06:13]  You know, but unfortunately, the Ghosties Award Committee said that that's impossible.
[02:06:18]  I can't do that.
[02:06:20]  So with that being said, I'd leave it up to the Ghosties Committee to go ahead and choose Best Black Guy for this year.
[02:06:31]  So without being said, we do have a lot of black folk.
[02:06:36]  I mean, you don't understand.
[02:06:38]  I am Mr. Black People, folks, all right?
[02:06:41]  I mean, you don't understand.
[02:06:42]  I am Mr. Black People.
[02:06:46]  And I've said this, and I'll say it again.
[02:06:49]  I've always hated that cracker ass cracker, Eminem, culturally appropriating black culture to profit from his white privilege, okay?
[02:07:01]  And let me tell you, I have always said that if I ever see Eminem, that I would have no problem beating the living be Jesus out of his ass and leaving him in a puddle of his own blood and piss, and I would stay there.
[02:07:16]  I would stay there and wait for the police to arrest me, commit the crime, and do the time.
[02:07:23]  And let me tell you something else, okay?
[02:07:26]  When I go to jail, do you think that the people in jail are going to be like, oh, man, you kicked Eminem's ass?
[02:07:32]  Oh, no.
[02:07:33]  You know what they're going to do?
[02:07:34]  They're going to be cheering for me.
[02:07:36]  Do you understand?
[02:07:37]  They're going to be hoisting me on their shoulders like I'm a freaking sultan when I kick the crap out of Eminem's ass.
[02:07:46]  When I kick the crap out of Eminem's ass and I commit the crime and do the time, black people will be hoisting me on their shoulders like I'm a freaking sultan for kicking that cracker ass cracker's ass.
[02:08:00]  And everybody out there knows it.
[02:08:04]  So if anybody happens to know Eminem, by God, tell them to come down here to Texas so I could beat the living be Jesus out of that fake studio ass gangster.
[02:08:14]  Do you understand that?
[02:08:16]  Do you understand that?
[02:08:17]  I will become Mr. Black People if I beat Eminem's ass.
[02:08:21]  And when I beat Eminem's ass, I will become Mr. Black People.
[02:08:29]  The blacks in jail will be hoisting me on their shoulders, man, like I'm a freaking sultan.
[02:08:35]  You just watch.
[02:08:37]  You just watch.
[02:08:40]  I'm freaking Mr. Black People.
[02:08:45]  Anyway, with that being said, folks, let's get to Best Black Guy here.
[02:08:49]  The winner is the winner is for Best Black Guy O Flamo.
[02:09:01]  Oh, Flamo, of course, this man is a part of the inner circle.
[02:09:06]  And he is a network engineer that works in a network IT setting.
[02:09:15]  He is black.
[02:09:16]  He is a Republican.
[02:09:18]  And believe it or not, folks, this guy is a very, very smart guy.
[02:09:26]  I'm proud to have him part of the inner circle.
[02:09:27]  I'm proud to have him as a fan of the show.
[02:09:30]  So with that being said, OFLAMO is Best Black Guy.
[02:09:36]  And I want to mention an honorable mention for Best Black Guy.
[02:09:41]  And I want to talk about honorable mention for none other than Tyrone.
[02:09:50]  Now, for you folks that don't know Tyrone, he occasionally comes onto the broadcast and gives some occasional commentary and that sort of thing.
[02:10:01]  But he is now the honorable mention black guy.
[02:10:04]  And I actually believe we may have Tyrone on the horn here.
[02:10:08]  So let me go ahead and see if we have him on the horn to accept his honorable mention for honorable mention for best black guy.
[02:10:16]  So do we got you on the horn, best black guy?
[02:10:20]  Tyrone, are you there?
[02:10:22]  Gia, what's up, man?
[02:10:24]  It's motherfucking Tyrone up at this motherfucker.
[02:10:27]  Gia.
[02:10:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:10:30]  Everybody know I'm the blessed black guy, baby, you know what I'm saying?
[02:10:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:10:35]  Everybody know I'm the best black guy over this motherfucker.
[02:10:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:10:39]  True Capitalist Radio represent, baby, you know what I'm saying?
[02:10:42]  Gia.
[02:10:44]  Is that it?
[02:10:47]  Is that it?
[02:10:47]  A bunch of Ebonyx mumbo jumbo sentence fragment garbage and that's it?
[02:10:53]  This is a major award, Tyrone.
[02:10:56]  This is a major award.
[02:10:57]  I mean, what do I got to give him a bean pie or something?
[02:11:00]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:11:01]  All right.
[02:11:02]  Best black guy, O Flamo.
[02:11:04]  We get it.
[02:11:06]  All right.
[02:11:07]  With that being said, before I get on to the next category of most memorable meme, I got to get some more freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
[02:11:17]  More beer!
[02:11:20]  Give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:11:24]  Man, I've already downed a six-pack, all right, during this show, baby.
[02:11:28]  I've already downed a damn six-pack.
[02:11:32]  Damn right, baby.
[02:11:33]  It's New Year's Eve.
[02:11:36]  It's New Year's Eve, baby, and I'm getting filled with piss and fury, and I am handing out ghosty awards, to say the least.
[02:11:45]  So with that being said, now that I poured this beer, god damn it, with all this foam, for Christ's sake, Jesus Christ, this beer is giving me too much head.
[02:11:59]  That's what she said.
[02:12:00]  Anyway, with that being said, folks, let's go ahead and get to the next category of most memorable meme of 2017.
[02:12:13]  And I want to say that the most memorable meme of 2017, it was a pretty hard one to choose.
[02:12:21]  You know, you know, it's a lot of people making memes in True Capitalist Radio community.
[02:12:27]  So to decipher which one was once again very hard.
[02:12:32]  But I think that there's a few of them that come clear once people recollect on things that we have conducted on this True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:12:42]  And most memorable meme, I think that people are going to agree with me is probably one of three things.
[02:12:49]  But I don't want to say it.
[02:12:51]  The Ghosties Award Committee has made the decision.
[02:12:55]  So let's go ahead and open up the envelope and see who the winner is for Most Memorable Meme 2017.
[02:13:02]  Let's go ahead and do this.
[02:13:07]  The winner for Ghosties 2017 Most Memorable Meme is POSHOLE.
[02:13:15]  That's right.
[02:13:16]  Y'all remember that?
[02:13:17]  L Pause Hole.
[02:13:20]  Y'all remember that?
[02:13:22]  Let me tell you something.
[02:13:24]  I'm giving that award to myself.
[02:13:26]  All right?
[02:13:27]  I'm giving this award to myself because I created the word POSHOLE.
[02:13:32]  I created the word poshole and I got banned from Twitter for life because I created the word POS hole.
[02:13:41]  And for you folks that don't know what the word POS hole is, folks, by this time, well, by God, what the hell?
[02:13:49]  Have you been living under a rock for Christ's sake?
[02:13:52]  Poshole, all right?
[02:13:54]  P-O-Z-H-O-L-E POSH HOLE.
[02:13:59]  If you Google up the word pause hole, you'll get what it is.
[02:14:03]  But if you need a actual verbal description, it is somebody who is infected with the HIV AIDS who happens to be a soy boy leftist liberal social justice warrior piece of pro-censorship trash.
[02:14:20]  All right?
[02:14:22]  You understand that?
[02:14:24]  That's what I'm saying, all right?
[02:14:27]  And look, I think I deserve that award.
[02:14:29]  All you people that are crying foul, I deserve that award.
[02:14:33]  I got banned from Twitter for life for creating that word.
[02:14:38]  I created poshole.
[02:14:40]  I created the word paws hole and I got punished for it.
[02:14:46]  I got banned from Twitter for life for creating the word paws hole.
[02:14:52]  And you want to know why?
[02:14:53]  Because those assholes that run Twitter are a bunch of pause holes, huh?
[02:14:57]  Yeah.
[02:14:58]  And you wonder why in California it is now legal to pause someone's nag hole.
[02:15:07]  And by the way, guys, I've actually been working on a song about pause holes.
[02:15:13]  I want to be completely honest with you.
[02:15:15]  I've been working on a song about posholes, and I'm just going to play a little bit of a song here.
[02:15:22]  And if you guys like it, I'll write it and I'll record it and we'll give it out.
[02:15:28]  But if not, I get it.
[02:15:29]  But here, let me get on the piano here.
[02:15:32]  Let me get on the piano and see if I can see if I can hook this up here.
[02:15:42]  Now, this is a song about posholes.
[02:15:44]  Now, I'm doing this impromptu here.
[02:15:48]  Okay?
[02:15:48]  I'm doing this impromptu.
[02:15:51]  So if it sounds like I'm a little like I'm a little green, to say the least, my apologies.
[02:15:59]  But bear with me.
[02:16:01]  Let me go ahead and get on the piano here.
[02:16:02]  Let's do this.
[02:16:03]  All right.
[02:16:05]  Now, this song, folks, and look, you people are the first ones to listen to this.
[02:16:11]  But I am actually thinking about producing a song and putting it out 2018.
[02:16:17]  And it's going to be called Pawshole Don't Pause My Neg Hole.
[02:16:23]  Okay?
[02:16:24]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:16:26]  It's going to be called Pawshole Don't Pause My Neg Hole.
[02:16:31]  And here's the chorus.
[02:16:34]  I'm only going to sing the chorus.
[02:16:36]  And if you like it, let me know and I'll record it.
[02:16:39]  If not, then forget it.
[02:16:40]  All right, here we go.
[02:16:42]  Let me see if I still got it on this piano here.
[02:16:43]  There we go.
[02:16:44]  All right.
[02:16:47]  Oh, yeah.
[02:16:48]  Oh, yeah.
[02:16:49]  Here we go.
[02:16:49]  Here we go.
[02:16:51]  Let me start from the beginning.
[02:16:52]  Hold on.
[02:16:52]  Let me start from the beginning.
[02:16:53]  Oh, let me start from the beginning.
[02:16:55]  All right, here we go.
[02:17:00]  Hey, Pawshole, don't pause my neg hole.
[02:17:03]  Hey, Pawshole, don't pause my neg hole.
[02:17:07]  Hey, pause hole, don't pause my neg hole, you fruit bowl.
[02:17:14]  Hey, pause hole, don't pause my neg hole.
[02:17:18]  Hey, pause hole, don't pause my neg hole.
[02:17:21]  Hey, pause hole, don't pause my neg hole, you fruit bowl.
[02:17:26]  Yeah, I know you are a fruit bowl.
[02:17:32]  Anyway, that's enough.
[02:17:33]  All right, that's enough.
[02:17:34]  Anyway, I just wanted to give you all a sneak peek of that.
[02:17:38]  All right?
[02:17:39]  I'm actually going to write that song.
[02:17:42]  It's going to be called Pawshole, Don't Pause My Neg Hole.
[02:17:46]  Let me know on Dab if y'all actually want to hear it.
[02:17:52]  Y'all actually want to bump it.
[02:17:54]  Y'all actually want to ask your radio station to play it.
[02:17:58]  That sort of thing.
[02:17:59]  It's called Pawshole, Don't Pause My Neg Hole.
[02:18:04]  Anyway, with that being said, I'm sorry.
[02:18:06]  Look, it's New Year's Eve.
[02:18:08]  I had to expose what I'm going to do for 2018.
[02:18:13]  All right?
[02:18:14]  Anyway, cheers, baby.
[02:18:16]  Cheers.
[02:18:16]  Let me know if y'all hear that if you like the pause hole song.
[02:18:22]  I wonder if I'll get banned for that.
[02:18:25]  You know, I wonder if I'm going to get banned for that.
[02:18:28]  I wonder if you're going to have a bunch of social justice warrior paws holes saying, oh, my God, Ghost is creating a song about pause holes.
[02:18:37]  I'm just saying, hey, pause hole, don't pause my neg hole.
[02:18:42]  Anyway, I don't even know why I expose that to you folks.
[02:18:48]  I don't know, man.

=== Most Memorable Meme (12:27) ===

[02:18:49]  Obviously, I've been drinking, all right?
[02:18:51]  Anyway, honorable mentions for most memorable meme.
[02:18:55]  Now that we have chosen Pawshole or the Ghost, the Ghosties Committee has chosen Pawshole as the winner, I'm going to choose some honorable mentions.
[02:19:05]  An honorable mention here is fork you.
[02:19:09]  All right?
[02:19:10]  Fork you, all you people that made hard fork because I was discussing about hard forks, about cryptocurrency.
[02:19:18]  You people have made this and turned this into a freaking meme for Christ's sake.
[02:19:24]  All right, and I really don't appreciate it.
[02:19:27]  All right?
[02:19:28]  Second honorable mention is the bald thing.
[02:19:32]  I mean, you guys have been saying I've been bald.
[02:19:35]  I mean, y'all have been running with this goddamn crap for like three or four months already, man.
[02:19:39]  Enough of that crap.
[02:19:41]  All right?
[02:19:42]  Enough!
[02:19:45]  Enough of that crap!
[02:19:46]  I'm not goddamn bald!
[02:19:49]  All right?
[02:19:51]  I'm not bald, asshole.
[02:19:54]  And one more the committee threw in for chagrins for honorable mention, folks.
[02:20:01]  Most memorable meme, honorable mention, my production notes.
[02:20:07]  I've got production notes.
[02:20:11]  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[02:20:14]  So with that being said, those are the most memorable memes, both winner and honorable mentions, folks.
[02:20:22]  So with that being said, let's get to the next category, all right?
[02:20:27]  I mean, We've got a few more categories to go through.
[02:20:32]  And it's the Ghosties 2017.
[02:20:35]  It's New Year's Eve.
[02:20:37]  Let's go to the worst TCR character.
[02:20:42]  The worst TCR character of 2017, folks.
[02:20:47]  Now, before I do that, let's go ahead and take another sip of the beer here.
[02:20:51]  It's like you're going out of stock.
[02:21:03]  But hey, you know what?
[02:21:04]  It's New Year's Eve, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:21:08]  This is a night to remember.
[02:21:15]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the worst TCR character.
[02:21:18]  Now, there's a lot of bad characters in this TCR community, and that is an understatement.
[02:21:27]  But it looks like the Ghosties Committee, you know, searched far and wide to choose the best of the worst TCR character for this category.
[02:21:40]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and see who the Ghosties Awards Committee chose for the worst TCR character of 2017.
[02:21:53]  The winner is the winner is for the worst TCR character of 2017, Autism.
[02:22:07]  Aww!
[02:22:12]  Autism, the worst TCR character of the year.
[02:22:18]  Autism, that's right, folks.
[02:22:21]  I mean, just in general, autism.
[02:22:24]  All right?
[02:22:25]  Worst TCR character of the year is just autism in general.
[02:22:32]  All right?
[02:22:33]  And listen, if you've been listening to the broadcast at least this year, you all know what I'm talking about when I'm saying autism.
[02:22:41]  You all get it, right?
[02:22:42]  You all get this crap.
[02:22:46]  That is the worst TCR character of the year is autism in general.
[02:22:52]  All right?
[02:22:57]  Autism in general.
[02:23:02]  Now, with that being said, we've got an honorable mention.
[02:23:06]  And look, I'm looking at all the chats.
[02:23:08]  I am in every single chat room right now that's in TCR.
[02:23:13]  I'm seeing people that are saying that autism isn't a character.
[02:23:16]  Are you kidding me?
[02:23:18]  Autism has become a focal point, a major reoccurring theme, a major reoccurrence in Gab shout-outs and radio graffiti, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:23:30]  Autism is the worst character of the goddamn year.
[02:23:37]  Now, with that being said, let's see who's an honorable mention because we do have an honorable mention for worst TCR character of the year.
[02:23:47]  Let's open up that one.
[02:23:48]  Let's see who the hell the worst TCR character honorable mention.
[02:23:52]  Let's see who we got here.
[02:23:59]  Worst TCR character honorable mention is Yay Spaghetti.
[02:24:05]  Yay!
[02:24:07]  Yay!
[02:24:10]  If y'all will remember that guy, that's a guy that calls up every time in Radio Graffiti, and he's obviously rather slow.
[02:24:19]  He calls up and he's like, hey, Don't think he's ain't doing anything.
[02:24:25]  And every time he calls up, I feel bad for the guy, but instead of actually getting on him, all I do is say, yay, spaghetti, yay!
[02:24:37]  Remember when I would tell the guy to say, hey, say the word spaghetti.
[02:24:41]  Why you want me to tape spaghetti?
[02:24:44]  Say spaghetti!
[02:24:46]  Yay!
[02:24:49]  Spaghetti!
[02:24:51]  Anyway, that guy is honorable mention, worst TCR character of the year.
[02:24:58]  All right.
[02:25:00]  Now, folks, we go to TCR Fan of the Year, folks.
[02:25:06]  All right, TCR Fan of the Year.
[02:25:09]  And this is a very tough category because there's a lot of fans, obviously, man.
[02:25:14]  There's a lot of dedicated fans in the true capitalist radio community.
[02:25:19]  As a matter of fact, I really appreciate all the fans, even the trolls, even the autists, even the Aspergers, even though I don't agree with your makeshift, made-up mental disorder.
[02:25:31]  I do appreciate you guys being so loyal, so dedicated, and listening to a radio show.
[02:25:38]  I really appreciate it.
[02:25:39]  So there's a lot of fans.
[02:25:42]  I just want to say in general, to the fans in general, to the people that listen in general, thank you very much from the bottom of my heart for listening and giving me another year to do this broadcast because I find it a lot of fun and I find it informative.
[02:25:57]  I find it a lot of things.
[02:26:00]  I'm my own biggest fan as well.
[02:26:01]  I appreciate doing it.
[02:26:03]  I enjoy listening to myself, if you will.
[02:26:06]  A lot of things.
[02:26:07]  But without you, this show wouldn't be in existence.
[02:26:12]  And like I said, regardless of who you are, even if you hate me, man, I appreciate you listening because without you, this show wouldn't be in existence.
[02:26:21]  And moreover, everyone who listens wouldn't have, like, for whatever reason you listen to the show.
[02:26:29]  Whatever you read, whether it's you like the Gab Shoutouts, you like the Radio Graffiti, you like the financials, you like the politics, you like the entertainment, you like the irrational kind of up and down type of unpredictability of the show, whatever the case might be, I appreciate you all and thank you.
[02:26:51]  And whoever is the TCR fan of the year, I want you all to know that you all are the best TCR fans of the year, regardless of who the winner is.
[02:27:00]  So with that being said, enough of being fruity, enough of that sentimental crap.
[02:27:05]  Let's go ahead and get to TCR Fan of the Year.
[02:27:08]  And before I do that, let me go ahead and take another chug here.
[02:27:19]  TCR fan of the year.
[02:27:21]  And there is no honorable mention.
[02:27:24]  This is where one winner wins and one winner wins only.
[02:27:31]  Let's go ahead and see who the winner is and see who the Ghostie Award Committee awarded the TCR Fan of the Year to.
[02:27:40]  All right?
[02:27:41]  The winner is, the winner is for TCR Fan of the Year.
[02:27:53]  Is this right?
[02:27:54]  I mean, I don't doubt it.
[02:27:57]  Distilling Capitalist.
[02:27:59]  Distilling Capitalist.
[02:28:01]  Now, I want to explain why Distilling Capitalist is Fan of the Year.
[02:28:07]  First and foremost, Distilling listens to every single show, even if he's at work, even if he's working, and he's a hard-working individual.
[02:28:21]  Moreover, this guy has been listening for a long period of time.
[02:28:26]  He buys the merch to the point in which Distilling at his job was actually confronted on whether or not he was Distilling Capitalist because Distilling Capitalist is from another country, down under, let's put it that way.
[02:28:47]  And when he was wearing a piece of garb that represented Radio Graffiti or True Capitalist Radio, somebody within his country asked him if he was Distilling Capitalist.
[02:28:58]  And, you know, that just goes to show you that he's definitely a fan.
[02:29:04]  He's been around for a long time.
[02:29:06]  He's a part of the inner circle.
[02:29:08]  He purchases almost everything as well.
[02:29:11]  He also calls the show and waits on the line on long distance so he can get an opportunity to potentially either talk on the show.
[02:29:22]  And there's a lot of things that make Distilling Capitalist the TCR fan of the year.
[02:29:27]  He's a nice guy.
[02:29:29]  He works hard.
[02:29:30]  He plays hard.
[02:29:31]  And I want to give a little 401 info on Distilling.
[02:29:35]  This man can literally I've never seen a man before push through adversity like I've seen Distilling Capitalist.
[02:29:45]  So with that being said, man, I'm glad that the committee came out and said that Distilling Capitalist is fan of the year.
[02:29:56]  And I can't disagree with that.
[02:29:57]  So cheers to Distilling Capitalist, man.
[02:29:59]  Thank you for listening all these years.
[02:30:02]  Thank you for applying everything that yours truly said in the broadcast to your life.
[02:30:08]  Thank you for being a capitalist.
[02:30:12]  Thank you for listening to the show on a consistent basis.
[02:30:15]  Thank you for doing everything, man.
[02:30:17]  And like I said to the fans out there, just because Distilling is 2017 Ghosties fan of the year, you all are fans of the year in my book.
[02:30:28]  Each and every one of you that listen.
[02:30:30]  And I'm not just saying that to be fruity.
[02:30:32]  I genuinely mean that.
[02:30:34]  And I hope that you understand that my actions speak louder than words.
[02:30:38]  I am continuing to do broadcasts because of you.
[02:30:42]  Okay?
[02:30:42]  Because I really don't need to do this broadcast.
[02:30:44]  I really don't.
[02:30:45]  But the reason I do it is because of all of you, man.
[02:30:48]  Because, I mean, I feel that even though I may be conveying a certain troll image with Gab shout outs and radio graffiti, I know that a lot of you trolls and a lot of you people that are waiting for Gab shout outs and radio graffiti are forced to listen to the financials, are forced to listen to the politics.

=== TCR Discord Not Rigged (14:48) ===

[02:31:17]  And as a result, folks, you're learning.
[02:31:21]  You guys are learning, man.
[02:31:24]  Anyway, let's continue going, okay?
[02:31:27]  Now, let's go to TCR Chat of the Year.
[02:31:32]  And listen, I know you people are going to say this is rigged, but I don't even need to open up the envelope for this one.
[02:31:38]  I'm going to give this to my inner circle chat, man.
[02:31:41]  All right?
[02:31:42]  I'm sorry.
[02:31:43]  You people can say it's rigged.
[02:31:45]  I don't really give a crap.
[02:31:47]  And the reason I say that is because I have spent countless hours in the inner circle chat room.
[02:31:53]  Countless hours.
[02:31:55]  Time, effort, and energy in that chat room.
[02:31:59]  And the reason that we're so successful in our cryptocurrency endeavors, the reason that we're so successful in our business endeavors is because those people that took the inner circle serious, they're the ones that enabled me to make things happen.
[02:32:17]  You understand?
[02:32:18]  That enabled me, us, as a group, to make things happen.
[02:32:23]  And I am very close to everyone in excuse me, the inner circle.
[02:32:27]  I don't mean to be getting emotional here, but I am very close to everybody in the inner circle.
[02:32:32]  Everybody in the inner circle is my family.
[02:32:35]  We are we're capitalists.
[02:32:40]  We're going to make sure that we're all successes, etc.
[02:32:43]  Okay?
[02:32:44]  Now, with that being said, I do want to mention an honorable mention for TCR chat rooms, okay?
[02:32:53]  Now, I'm only going to mention one honorable mention because I know that there are several chat rooms.
[02:32:58]  I know that there's the Steam chat.
[02:33:00]  I know that there's the Brony Network chat.
[02:33:03]  I know that there's the TCR Discord chat.
[02:33:06]  I know that there is a there's a few there's a bunch of chats out there, okay?
[02:33:11]  But I'm only going to name one honorable mention, and that one I'm going to have to open up.
[02:33:18]  see who the honorable mention is for chat room of the year.
[02:33:27]  Chat room of the year is the TCR Discord.
[02:33:39]  Now, I want to be honest with you folks, there's a few people that are in the TCR Discord chat that are a part of the short bus, okay?
[02:33:52]  But I want to be honest with you, we have a few inner circle members in there lurking, and we have seen that the TCR Discord chat is actually not necessarily a bunch of damn failed trolls anymore.
[02:34:05]  They're not a bunch of short buses anymore.
[02:34:08]  And the chat room is set up in which they are actually talking about cryptocurrency.
[02:34:13]  They're talking about current events.
[02:34:15]  They're talking about shit, as well as maybe occasionally doing a troll thing or two.
[02:34:23]  So, once again, the TCR Discord, and you know who you are, honorable mention for TCR Chat Room of the Year, okay?
[02:34:36]  Now, now it comes to the final two, folks, and this is going to be a very, very interesting last two categories, to say the least, all right?
[02:34:49]  Let me take a goddamn swig of this beer here.
[02:35:00]  Wait a minute.
[02:35:02]  How come everybody on Gab is saying the damn thing is rigged?
[02:35:07]  There's nothing rigged about it.
[02:35:10]  What are you talking about?
[02:35:13]  What are you talking?
[02:35:14]  There ain't nothing rigged about it.
[02:35:18]  Anyway, with that being said, wait a minute.
[02:35:22]  Hold on just a second.
[02:35:23]  Are you kidding me?
[02:35:24]  You're the owner of that guy.
[02:35:25]  Hold on.
[02:35:26]  We've got the honorable mention for the TCR Discord chat.
[02:35:32]  Where the hell are you at?
[02:35:33]  Hold on.
[02:35:33]  I'm trying to look for him on the trying to look for him on the horn.
[02:35:37]  Hey, deplorable capitalist, is this your chat room, too?
[02:35:41]  Yep.
[02:35:43]  I actually fit it up on the October 14th when you made your announcement.
[02:35:50]  Well, we've had a few people go into your chat room, to say the least, and I want to tell you that aside from you guys trolling, you guys are all I mean, you guys are everybody in the chat room.
[02:36:03]  I honestly want to thank everybody in the chat and my mod team for helping me out with this.
[02:36:10]  Also, disco, suck it.
[02:36:15]  Oh, man.
[02:36:16]  Oh, man.
[02:36:17]  Well, I want to just tell you why you were an honorable mention, all right?
[02:36:22]  We've had some inner circle members go in there and they have seen that you guys are talking crypto, you guys are talking politics, and don't get me wrong, you guys are trolling a little bit and doing that shit too, but there's definitely a certain element of mat yeah, there's a certain element of maturity in there, even though there's some short bus members and et cetera in there.
[02:36:44]  And the TCR Ghostie Award Committee's had to acknowledge that, man.
[02:36:49]  So with that being said, do you have anything else to say?
[02:36:52]  Honestly, I'm just proud of my mo I'm proud of my mod team.
[02:36:55]  I'm proud of my Janny's.
[02:36:57]  And I'm proud of all the people in the chat that have won, Ghosties.
[02:37:02]  Hey, man, Dave, thank you very much.
[02:37:05]  I know there's a lot of unhappy people out here because, I don't know, I guess they thought that they were going to win or whatever the case might be.
[02:37:14]  But I mean, you know, the TCR Ghosties committee, I mean, they boiled it down to who's more capitalist?
[02:37:23]  You know, what TCR chat is more capitalist?
[02:37:28]  I mean, last year, didn't the TCR Steam Chat win it?
[02:37:32]  Because the TCR Steam Chat used to be capitalist.
[02:37:35]  I don't know what the hell it is anymore.
[02:37:38]  And Casa D Trolls, who had been voted on a few times, are you kidding me?
[02:37:43]  Come on, man.
[02:37:46]  All right, come on, man.
[02:37:48]  This is true capitalist radio up in here.
[02:37:51]  And not to mention, look, I don't want to get into that whole chat room drama.
[02:37:56]  I know that just this here, just this honorable mention is probably going to cause a bunch of goddamn inner drama.
[02:38:06]  I don't want to, I don't, whatever.
[02:38:08]  All right?
[02:38:09]  It is what it is.
[02:38:10]  All right?
[02:38:11]  It's the true capitalist radio show.
[02:38:13]  It's my New Year's Eve show, man.
[02:38:17]  It's a night to remember.
[02:38:23]  Now, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to Troll of the Year.
[02:38:27]  TCR Troll of the Year.
[02:38:30]  And before we get to that, let's go ahead and get some more beer.
[02:38:37]  Yeah.
[02:38:39]  More beer for Christ's sake.
[02:38:42]  I mean, good God, Happy New Year.
[02:38:48]  I told you, baby, 2017 is almost over.
[02:38:51]  2018 will be the year that people are going to generate wealth.
[02:38:56]  It's the year of the capitalist.
[02:38:58]  It's the year of the altcoin.
[02:38:59]  Mark my words, folks.
[02:39:01]  If you're a capitalist and you're motivated and you're ambitious and you've got the skills, you are going to make money in this next year.
[02:39:12]  2018 is the year of the American capitalist.
[02:39:16]  Mark my words, folks.
[02:39:18]  Mark my words.
[02:39:19]  Just go ahead and get some more beer here.
[02:39:23]  All right.
[02:39:26]  Damn right, baby.
[02:39:28]  We're drinking beer.
[02:39:28]  Excuse me.
[02:39:29]  I almost cursed there.
[02:39:30]  You could tell I'm a little inebriated.
[02:39:33]  Anyway, I'm going to go through these last two categories, and then we're going to have some radio graffiti.
[02:39:39]  But I do want to remind everybody who purchased an inner circle slot that has not contacted me via email with your order number, with your Discord name.
[02:39:49]  Do it tonight because I'm going to be partying tonight with the Inner Circle.
[02:39:54]  I'm going to be in the Inner Circle chat at 11 p.m.
[02:39:57]  And I'm going to celebrate New Year's Eve with whoever is in the Inner Circle chat because this is a night to remember.
[02:40:09]  New Year's Eve 2017, one full year of the best president in American history, Donald Trump at power.
[02:40:18]  This is a capitalist revolution.
[02:40:20]  And I'm telling you, 2018 is the year of the capitalist.
[02:40:26]  2018 is the year of the capitalist, boy.
[02:40:30]  Don't you ever forget it.
[02:40:33]  Woo!
[02:40:35]  Let me go ahead and drink some of this beer.
[02:40:42]  Good stuff.
[02:40:44]  Now, let's go ahead and get to the TCR troll of the year.
[02:40:53]  This is a much coveted category that everybody wants.
[02:40:58]  It's good to have under a troll's repertoire.
[02:41:03]  So let's go ahead and see who is the troll of the year.
[02:41:10]  Who do we have here?
[02:41:13]  Who do we have?
[02:41:14]  All right.
[02:41:18]  TCR Troll of the Year 2017 Ghosties Award goes to, oh my God.
[02:41:32]  Man, if people are...
[02:41:33]  Oh, man, hold on.
[02:41:34]  I don't even know if I want to say this.
[02:41:36]  I mean, if these trolls aren't triggered by now, they're going to be triggered now.
[02:41:42]  I mean, folks, TCR Troll of the Year is none other than the FCC Chairman, Ajit Pie.
[02:42:05]  I NEED CHAIRMAN!
[02:42:11]  Net neutrality.
[02:42:13]  Net neutrality, baby.
[02:42:18]  Woo!
[02:42:20]  Troll of the year, the FCC chairman, Ajit Pai.
[02:42:26]  You're goddamn right, boy.
[02:42:28]  That man, I enjoyed reading the amount of autistic screeching underneath the comment section of that video that he posted for Christ's sake, man.
[02:42:43]  He knew he was triggering autist.
[02:42:45]  Why do you think he incorporated fidget spinners and nerf guns and crap like that?
[02:42:54]  Why do you think he did that?
[02:42:56]  He was taking aim at you, autist, for Christ's sake, huh?
[02:43:03]  Woo!
[02:43:04]  We're making internet great again.
[02:43:07]  That's what we're doing.
[02:43:09]  The FCC chairman, Donald Trump, we're making the Internet great again.
[02:43:13]  There's far too many losers that are getting free internet that don't deserve it.
[02:43:18]  And I cannot wait till free internet is no more.
[02:43:22]  No more free Wi-Fi.
[02:43:24]  No more free none of this stuff.
[02:43:26]  All right.
[02:43:27]  If you want to be on the Internet, you're going to have to pay.
[02:43:31]  You're going to have to pay to be on the Internet, boy.
[02:43:34]  You understand that?
[02:43:35]  I can't wait till free Wi-Fi is no longer.
[02:43:40]  I can't wait till all these I just can't wait.
[02:43:43]  I cannot wait.
[02:43:44]  I'm not joking around.
[02:43:46]  All right?
[02:43:47]  I mean, we're making the goddamn Internet great again.
[02:43:50]  And Ajit Pai, the FCC chairman, cheers to you, sir.
[02:43:56]  All right?
[02:43:56]  Cheers to you.
[02:43:57]  Thank you for deregulating the goddamn internet.
[02:44:01]  Thank you for lifting this whole net neutrality.
[02:44:04]  Thank you very much, folks.
[02:44:05]  All right.
[02:44:06]  And I am so glad that Ajit Pie literally trolled the hell out of the autist.
[02:44:12]  I mean, you should have seen the autistic screeching, man.
[02:44:15]  All right?
[02:44:15]  I mean, I'm not even just...
[02:44:19]  No more autism bucks for an Internet connection, boy.
[02:44:26]  Woo!
[02:44:28]  Anyway, with that being said, we do have an honorable mention for the troll of the year, folks.
[02:44:34]  So let's go ahead and open up that one and see who that is.
[02:44:36]  Honorable mention for TCR Troll of the Year, the African Booty Scratch.
[02:44:51]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:44:55]  God damn it.
[02:44:58]  Why do we got to give that asshole any kind of a goddamn honorable mention for Christ's sake, man?
[02:45:04]  Goddamn African booty scratcher.
[02:45:06]  I freaking hate that guy.
[02:45:10]  I freaking hate that guy for Christ's sake, man.
[02:45:13]  The African booty scratcher.
[02:45:16]  Give me a break.
[02:45:20]  Give me a break.
[02:45:21]  Give me the mic.
[02:45:27]  Give me a goddamn...
[02:45:29]  The African booty scratcher.
[02:45:32]  I freaking hate that guy.
[02:45:33]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:45:36]  I freaking hate that guy.
[02:45:38]  Honorable mention, TCR Troll of the Year.
[02:45:42]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:45:45]  Freaking African booty scratcher, man.
[02:45:48]  I freaking hate that guy, man.
[02:45:51]  I freaking hate that guy.
[02:45:56]  Anyway, folks, last but not least, Capitalist of the Year.
[02:46:01]  Now, this one, folks, I chose personally.

=== Capitalist of the Year Story (04:00) ===

[02:46:05]  Now, I want to tell you a story about a guy who I am choosing as Capitalist of the Year.
[02:46:11]  Now, I know he's a part of the inner circle, and people are going to say rigged and whatnot, but I'm going to tell you his story.
[02:46:18]  This was a guy that came into the inner circle around summertime.
[02:46:24]  He paid $150 to be in the inner circle at that particular time.
[02:46:31]  And he only had $1,000 to invest in cryptocurrency.
[02:46:39]  He had just lost his job.
[02:46:41]  He didn't know what he was going to do.
[02:46:45]  He was desperate.
[02:46:47]  And he listened to the broadcast and heard what I was talking about when it came to cryptocurrency.
[02:46:58]  And he basically took what I had said about cryptocurrency and applied it to his life.
[02:47:08]  Now, from about May or June, when he entered into the inner circle, till about right now, this man had a strategy.
[02:47:18]  He dedicated himself into swing and pattern trading cryptocurrency 10 to 15 hours a day.
[02:47:28]  10 to 15 hours a day.
[02:47:30]  And his strategy was he only traded three coins.
[02:47:35]  He traded three different coins.
[02:47:37]  He traded Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin from about the summertime to now and would take a tremendous amount of time out of his day to trade.
[02:47:49]  And his goal, every time he swung and pattern traded, was to get 1% profit.
[02:47:58]  1% profit off of a swing or pattern trading play.
[02:48:04]  And I want to be honest with you, folks.
[02:48:05]  This man is the most successful, well, one of the most successful, but there are other guys that are successful, but they already had the money and a bunch of other stuff.
[02:48:14]  Anyway, this guy took $1,000.
[02:48:19]  He took $1,000 and pattern traded the hell out of that 10, 15 hours a day.
[02:48:26]  And he had a strategy of literally making 1% every time he swung or pattern trade from the time he joined the inner circle to now.
[02:48:41]  And folks, he just did his taxes for this year.
[02:48:46]  And he is literally made $394,000 off of swing and pattern trading, three different cryptocurrencies.
[02:48:58]  And his goal on every swing and pattern trade was to obtain 1%, at least 1% each pattern or swing trading play.
[02:49:10]  He took literally $1,000 and turned it into $394,000.
[02:49:19]  This guy was on the brink of potentially losing it all.
[02:49:23]  And because he heard the show, and because I introduced him to crypto, and because I showed him via the show, the inner circle, etc., how to make money, he had the ambition.
[02:49:36]  He had the know-how.
[02:49:38]  He had the will.
[02:49:39]  He had the time.
[02:49:40]  He dedicated everything that he could to make this $394,000 out of $1,000 in one year.
[02:49:51]  And this guy's now a part of the 1%.
[02:49:54]  And one thing that he had told me, folks, is that he hasn't bought any new clothes.
[02:49:58]  He hasn't bought a new car.
[02:50:00]  He's saved most, if not all, of the $394K.

=== Steve Mnuchin Money Mastery (05:36) ===

[02:50:06]  The only thing that he spent his money on is taking some of his family to some of these badass steakhouses and badass restaurants and that sort of thing.
[02:50:15]  But what he's noticed, folks, is that now that he has made $394,000 this year, he's noticing that women are smiling at him.
[02:50:28]  They're coming up to him and talking to him.
[02:50:30]  And he was saying that that has never, ever happened before in his life.
[02:50:36]  And he said that it's because of the fact that these women can smell the money off of him.
[02:50:41]  And that's what I keep telling each and every one of you.
[02:50:45]  Okay?
[02:50:46]  I want to tell you all, even you autist and Asperger people.
[02:50:49]  Let me give you an example.
[02:50:51]  Do you all know who the Secretary of Treasury is?
[02:50:55]  The Secretary of Treasury under Donald Trump is a guy by the name of Steve Mnuchin.
[02:51:03]  Now, Steve Mnuchin is the Secretary of Treasury because he was an unbelievable businessman as it related to utilizing financial and mathematical creativity in relation to business.
[02:51:20]  Have you all ever heard Steve Mnuchin talk?
[02:51:24]  He's a goddamn autist, for Christ's sake.
[02:51:26]  Have you ever heard him talk?
[02:51:30]  Yeah, I'm Steve Mnuchin.
[02:51:37]  Falling down the stairs and breaking your ankle doesn't sound good.
[02:51:43]  But falling down the stairs and breaking your ankle with no health insurance sounds even worse.
[02:51:51]  Life can change in an instant.
[02:51:53]  Be covered when it does.
[02:51:54]  At Covered California, we can help you get financial help to pay for your health plan.
[02:51:59]  Covered California.
[02:52:00]  It's more than just healthcare.
[02:52:01]  It's life care.
[02:52:03]  Visit coverageca.com today.
[02:52:05]  Open enrollment ends January 31st.
[02:52:09]  Well, folks, Steve Mnuchin is an autist.
[02:52:12]  You can just tell he's an autist.
[02:52:14]  I'm Steve Mnuchin.
[02:52:17]  But you know what Steve Mnuchin found out?
[02:52:19]  He was hella good at math and hella good at finance and hella good at being creative within finance.
[02:52:28]  And folks, he utilized his abilities and applied them to business, applied them to Wall Street.
[02:52:35]  And guess what?
[02:52:36]  Steve Mnuchin is worth $3 billion.
[02:52:41]  Now, I would like for you all to notice something about Steve Mnuchin.
[02:52:46]  Aside from him being worth $3 billion, aside from him being the Secretary of Treasury, he recently traded up wives.
[02:52:55]  He traded up his old wife for a new wife.
[02:52:58]  I would like for you to see in every picture with Steve Mnuchin and this broad how she looks so proud and confident that she's with Steve Mnuchin.
[02:53:10]  I mean, there is a picture of her and Mnuchin holding the first printed dollars with Mnuchin's signature on it as Secretary of Treasury, and you can see it in that woman's face.
[02:53:22]  I mean, you know, when you look at that picture, it says in her face, I'm Steve Mnuchin's bitch, bitch.
[02:53:30]  And you want to know why she's so proud to be with Steve Mnuchin?
[02:53:34]  Because Steve Mnuchin understands money.
[02:53:36]  He understands finance, and he's not stupid.
[02:53:40]  He knows that this broad is just with him for the money.
[02:53:43]  But you know what?
[02:53:44]  He's such an unbelievable capitalist that he understands how to keep these women in check.
[02:53:51]  The point I'm trying to make, folks, is that even if you are an unbelievably ugly, fat, autistic, retarded, whatever, if you are an unbelievable capitalist, you can get anything you want.
[02:54:06]  And that's the point I try to make with Steve Mnuchin.
[02:54:08]  Steve Mnuchin's an autist.
[02:54:09]  Have you ever heard him talk?
[02:54:13]  Trying to get 3% GDP.
[02:54:20]  But he's brilliant at math and applied it to finance.
[02:54:23]  Now, with that being said, folks, I want to name the Capitalist of the Year and none other than Capitalist Cap.
[02:54:31]  Capitalist Cap is an inner circle member that should inspire everybody.
[02:54:35]  That if you have the will and the ambition and the necessity, you can make things happen.
[02:54:42]  And that's exactly what this gentleman here, Capitalist Cap, did.
[02:54:46]  He did nothing more than trade the three big cryptocurrencies on a basis of 10 to 15 hours a day.
[02:54:54]  Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin.
[02:54:58]  And all he wanted was 1% every time he did a pattern or swing trade.
[02:55:04]  And, you know, the inner circle and myself did the math.
[02:55:07]  At 1%, at 1% profit, he would have needed 600 successful trades at 1% to get the $394,000.
[02:55:21]  So Capitalist Cap, Capitalist of the Year, Ghosties 2017.
[02:55:27]  And I know a lot of you trolls are just like taking the story and letting it go over your head because you're a bunch of stupid autist idiots and you think that you're going to be able to hide under your sick-ass salmon's mother-smelling skirt.

=== Night to Remember Ending (04:08) ===

[02:55:42]  But that isn't going to, you know, that ain't going to happen for too much longer.
[02:55:46]  And I guarantee you, your autism bucks is going to come to an end.
[02:55:51]  Just wait until 2018.
[02:55:53]  Trump is going to cause entitlement reform, and ain't nobody going to be accepting autism bucks or bucks for being a tard or any of that shit.
[02:56:05]  So you get prepared, boy.
[02:56:07]  You get prepared.
[02:56:09]  Anyway, with that being said, we only got three minutes left.
[02:56:12]  So let's go ahead and take some goddamn calls here and see what happens.
[02:56:16]  All right, 423, radio graffiti.
[02:56:21]  We got Tyrant.
[02:56:24]  Yeah, well, you took too long, Faggot.
[02:56:26]  How about wait, whoa, did I say that?
[02:56:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:56:29]  I just had a goddamn pootie pie moment there.
[02:56:33]  Did I just say that?
[02:56:36]  Look, I'm sorry.
[02:56:37]  I did not mean to say that.
[02:56:38]  I'm sorry.
[02:56:39]  It's New Year's Eve.
[02:56:40]  I'm tipsy here.
[02:56:41]  I'm drunk here.
[02:56:43]  I'm drunk here.
[02:56:46]  I'm sorry, Phil.
[02:56:47]  My apologies for that, Fruit Bowls, all right?
[02:56:50]  All right, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to say that there, butt pirates, all right?
[02:56:54]  Anyway, anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:56:58]  Help me, Dad.
[02:57:00]  Help me, Dad.
[02:57:02]  Those were the last words spoken by dad.
[02:57:07]  Hey, Dad.
[02:57:09]  Shut, shut up.
[02:57:10]  Whatever the hell that's about to shut up.
[02:57:14]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:57:19]  Yeah, get a better internet connection there, Fruit Bowl.
[02:57:22]  609, Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:25]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:57:26]  It's Capitalist Mao.
[02:57:27]  Happy New Year.
[02:57:28]  And I want to give a shout out to the inner circle.
[02:57:31]  And how are you doing today?
[02:57:32]  Hey, man, thanks a lot.
[02:57:34]  Hey, I want to call out the TCR chat.
[02:57:37]  I want to call out Raldi and Olonaria.
[02:57:40]  You're a little bitch, Raldy.
[02:57:42]  Don't fuck yourself.
[02:57:43]  The old...
[02:57:59]  You're taking too long, you stupid moron.
[02:58:01]  How about Anonymous?
[02:58:03]  724, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:05]  Hey, ghosts, this is El Flamo.
[02:58:07]  Thank you for recognizing me as Best Black Guy 2017.
[02:58:13]  And I will.
[02:58:14]  Hey, Elflamo, thank you, man.
[02:58:16]  Thank you for being a part of the inner circle.
[02:58:18]  Thank you for listening.
[02:58:20]  And thank you for being a fan.
[02:58:21]  I appreciate that.
[02:58:22]  And no problem, man.
[02:58:23]  Cheers, baby.
[02:58:24]  Cheers.
[02:58:25]  How about 305, Radio Graffiti?
[02:58:28]  Can't believe I'm about to do this.
[02:58:30]  I guess this is what everybody wants.
[02:58:32]  This is what you all wanted, huh?
[02:58:33]  I'm Mr. Misi.
[02:58:35]  Look at me.
[02:58:36]  I want you to shoot Donald Trump.
[02:58:39]  Ooh, yeah.
[02:58:41]  Can do.
[02:58:42]  Meanwhile, and yes, together, we will make a drop.
[02:58:55]  Whoa, whoa, you died.
[02:58:58]  You son of a bitch!
[02:59:00]  Not on New Year's Eve!
[02:59:02]  Not on New Year's Eve, you freak your crack!
[02:59:05]  God damn it!
[02:59:08]  God damn it, you stupid troll bastards!
[02:59:10]  You ruined my New Year's Eve, man!
[02:59:14]  This was supposed to be a night to remember!
[02:59:19]  It's the last day of 2017, and this is how you dumbasses treat me!
[02:59:26]  This is the kind of thanks I get for goddamn New Year's Eve, for Christ's sake!
[02:59:31]  I'm broadcasting on New Year's Eve!
[02:59:34]  I'm broadcasting on ARD!
[02:59:36]  And God, did I get a thanks, I got you, Peace of Court!
[02:59:40]  This is supposed to be a night to Remember you favor the strength of the