Ghost celebrates True Capitalist Radio's 500th episode on Cinco de Mayo, detailing a $5,000 car repair bill and analyzing cryptocurrency markets including Bitcoin and Ethereum alongside equity indices. He aggressively defends against "adult cartoon watchers," compares them to pedophiles, and proposes monitoring HIV-positive individuals as a "toxic hazard" while selling commemorative merchandise. The broadcast concludes with political critiques of Justin Trudeau, dating strategies for capitalists, and frustration over radio graffiti trolls before Ghost signs off to party. [Automatically generated summary]
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
It's Baller Friday.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you very much for tuning in with me to this very, very special edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, folks.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Before we get started on anything else, I want to remind everybody this is the 500th episode, baby.
All right, the 500th episode of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, broadcasting to you live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And it is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And of course, if you have not done so, please follow me on my social media accounts.
All right.
I've only got two of them, Twitter and Gab.
All right.
Gab is the Twitter alternative.
I'm on both of those social media websites or whatever you want to call them.
I'm under the name Politics Ghost.
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Now, with that being said, all right, it's the 500th episode on the 5th of Mayonnaise.
That's right, folks.
It is the 5th of Mayonnaise, Cinco Day Mayo, one of the two independence days that the Mexicans celebrate for some reason.
I think this is the, what is this, the holiday when they celebrate their independence from the French or some crap?
Who knows?
Who cares?
All right.
It's just another Americana, you know, kind of a, I would call it more of a recreational holiday just to drink.
That's all.
It's just another reason to drink, folks.
Be honest.
All right.
It's another reason for people to drink.
And not to mention another reason for white people to put on sombreros and the barracho mustache and, you know, and, you know, and not be called racist about it.
So, you know, take advantage today there, folks.
I am.
I'm telling you right now, I'm going out with a damn sombrero and doing a you know what I'm saying?
It's the fifth of mayonnaise, man.
And it's Cinco de Mayo.
And on top of it being Cinco de Mayo, it's a goddamn Baller Friday.
And on top of it being a Baller Friday, folks, 500 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Can you believe this?
Now, of course, I have broadcasted way more episodes.
If you combine the true conservative radio days, you combine the Saturday Night Troll show.
Of course, there's a lot more.
But the essence of the brand of True Capitalist Radio, when I made the transition and said, you know what, I am turning my back on the conservative movement because the conservative movement turned its back on me and I renamed the broadcast True Capitalist Radio.
I've just kept going and I've never looked back.
I've kept going and I've never looked back.
Now, before I get into anything else, I want to remind everybody that I know I've been a little salty as of late, particularly of those that are adult cartoon watchers and, you know, a whole bunch of people.
All right, look, I got a lot going on on my plate right now in my personal life.
All right.
I just had a freaking $5,000 plus bill on a freaking foreign car that my wife wrecked up.
Well, she didn't wreck it, but she just, you know, she did over $5,000 worth of damage on it to avoid a goddamn squirrel on the street.
Then I got this cupcake lady over here.
I've got, you know, this broadcast that I do, not just the True Capitalist Radio show, which I do every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I also do a Saturday Night Troll Show, baby, tomorrow, Saturday Night Troll Show, every Saturday night, 5.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So, I mean, I got a lot of things on my plate here, right?
And I know I've been saying a lot of things, folks.
If you haven't also done so, please add to your bookmarks or your favorites.
My official web presence on the internets, it is ghost.report.
You go ahead and type that in your browser right now, ghost.report.
I know I've been saying a few things.
It's just, let's be honest, man.
I got a lot of troll ass cracks.
You know, I got a lot of people that are just, for whatever reason, want to make my life miserable, even though they can't stop listening to the show, which is ironic, don't you think?
And I just want to reiterate to these people that there's a correlation between these freak shows that, for whatever reason, even though these people's never seen me, they don't even know who the hell I am.
Okay?
They hate me.
They think they just want to make my life miserable, whatever the case might be, right?
And what I'm trying to tell them is that, first of all, I'm telling everybody that there's a correlation between cartoon adult watchers and these individuals that, for whatever reason, just want to go out and just cause misery in people's lives, okay?
Secondly, I also want to take into consideration that because of these people having a correlation, you know, I'm talking about all the people that have come at me throughout the years, baby, all of them.
They're all tied to some kind of goddamn cartoon fetish, okay?
Because of those folks, I have developed a hatred.
And I hate to say this, but I've developed a hatred for people that are adult or cartoon watchers because from what I have gathered, just by what I have observed, that whenever these cartoon watchers congregate with each other, these people just want to spurg out, you know, autistic screeching, man-child, immature, you know, cyberbullying, you know, you name it.
All right.
I mean, the case in point, look at what happened to Raiden Snake, okay?
Look at what happened to Raiden Snake.
Why are these people, the majority of them, a cartoon watching pieces of adult crap?
Why would they want to go after Raiden Snake?
When Raiden Snake contributed a lot, I appreciated his commentary.
I appreciated him, you know, coming up and, yeah, you know, we don't talk you back.
Oh, shit, you spooky coisie.
Yeah, you fucking breaks it.
I appreciated all that.
But you see what what what was what did he do?
What did he do for you assholes to just, you know, for whatever reason and look, it's the majority of you cartoon watchers What did he do for you cartoon watchers to sit here and literally cyberbully this guy off the internets?
You know and, and what's really sad is that whenever it's turned around on you idiots, you know, whenever you're exposed for being the ugly piece of disgusting, cringe-worthy crap that you really are, all of a sudden it's not fair right, it's all fair when it's somebody and you dumb stupid, cartoon fetish adult, immature personality having pieces of trash.
It's all fair when you all gather around and you all want to go and hey, let's get raiding snake, even though you idiots have not even you don't even know who this guy is.
But because, as I've stated folks, this correlation between these adults who watch cartoons and them, could you know, participating in this type of disgusting behavior.
This is why I have been a little salty as of late.
Okay, and that's why, at this point, I have an immense hatred towards adults who watch cartoons.
At this point, because now, when I hear about some idiot who watches cartoons or has a cartoon in their freaking profile or whatever the case might be, I automatically think of this cringeworthy crap I automatically think about.
You know all the the the the, just the immature disgusting, despicable ridiculousness that these assholes uh, cause on the internet, and it's pathetic.
So, with that being said okay, I'm gonna go ahead and just continue on with my broadcast, but I do want to forward everybody to my website Ghost.report, and all of you that hate me, I would like to refer you to the post that I just posted, the last post called to my haters.
Okay, all right, go ahead and you know, read that a little bit.
And I want you all to know that each and every one of you, all that hate me oh, each and every one of you that despise me and hate me and want to do everything you can to make my life miserable, I do want to say this, that you're doing exactly what I want you to do.
All right, you morons actually believe that you're like doing something quote unquote to me.
All right, but let's be honest, what are you doing?
You're exuding energy in your hatred towards me.
You're listening to my every word, like some goddamn fruit bowl fangirl, you know?
And yet you hate me, yet you can't stand me right.
Well, you know what haters.
You're doing exactly what I want you to do, just keep listening, boy.
Every time you listen I'm making money.
All right.
Every time you stupid haters Try to do some goddamn radio graffiti crap that you think is insulting me or that you think is getting to me.
You're providing me free content without me even lifting a finger.
All right?
I like that.
I ain't like that.
I'm telling you, and every time you hate me, okay, every time you hate on me, every time you amplify your hatred on the message boards, on the chat rooms, everywhere, you are just amplifying my show and my prominence across the internets, baby.
You understand?
I mean, you're doing my work for me.
You understand?
So keep hating, baby.
I like it.
Keep giving me your goddamn energy.
I like it.
And by the way, it's 500 episodes, baby.
All right?
It's 500 episodes, and we ain't going nowhere.
I heard on the internet some asshole is spreading a lie that this is going to be the last episode of True Capitalist Radio.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
You morons, you got another thing coming, all right?
First and foremost, okay?
And secondly, let's just say for the sake of argument.
You know, you morons, you think that you're going to, I don't know, dox me or something.
Okay, fine.
You dox me.
What's going to happen?
Well, then I'll just go ahead and start video broadcasting from a badass studio that I'll construct myself.
And instead of making thousands of dollars, I'll make millions of dollars.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a break.
I'm in a win-win situation.
I'm in a win-win situation, man.
Some idiots asking me, well, why don't you video broadcast then?
Maybe because let me tell you, I like being the underground.
You know, I'm almost approaching 2,000 hours of content.
2,000 hours.
You know, on top of the 2,000 hours that I have broadcasted, there are countless fan sites.
You know, True Capitalist Wikipedia.
I'm on TV Tropes, the Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I mean, you can go back in time.
You can go back in time and get lost in the hours of just searching through the content, searching through the past.
And that's really the lore of this broadcast, baby.
I mean, that's the method to the madness.
You know, once somebody gets introduced to this broadcast, they can get lost for hours and hours in it, baby.
So that's why I'm saying.
You know?
I mean, that's all I'm saying.
So, with that being said, that's the only reason I had to, you know, kind of approach the 500th episode of this particular direction.
And that's why I'm saying, I mean, you know, to be completely honest with you, you morons, you know, that hate me, there's nothing you can do to me.
All right?
I'm not joking.
I'm my own businessman.
I mean, there's nothing you can do to me.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you dox me.
As a matter of fact, my businesses will probably go up a thousand fold.
You understand what I'm talking about?
People will probably want to go to my businesses just to see if they see me there, boy.
Crypto Market Contraction Signs00:15:43
Do you understand?
I mean, you haters ain't got nothing on me.
You all are just sitting there, and I am cucking you.
All right, haters.
I am cucking all of you.
So continue to feed me your energy, baby.
All right, on this $500 Friday Cinco de Mayo episode, just keep feeding me your energy, baby.
I like it.
Woo!
Oh my God, baby.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry I had to go ahead and start the five hundredth episode with that preamble.
But with that being said, let's go ahead and get into the cryptocurrency markets because I know everybody wants to talk about that.
And those that don't want to talk about it, well, you're the idiots that are the cartoon fetish morons that, for whatever reason, are going to just sit there and be pathetic waste of human protoplasm while us capitalists are out here making things happen.
All right.
Now, folks, once and again, I do want to reiterate that I am the prognosticator of prognosticators.
I did start incorporating the coverage of cryptocurrency at the first at the beginning of the first financial hour of this broadcast.
I would say close to three months ago, but I'm going to say two and a half months ago, just to be conservative.
And since then, folks, if you would have just entertained any kind of an investment in cryptocurrency, you would at least be up 100% on your money, at least.
All right?
At least 100% on your money.
And, you know, for all you idiots that were hating on me over there, all you morons that were like, oh, you know, I just think it's a scam ghost.
I don't think that's why you're you and we're capitalists, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
That's why you are a pathetic you and we are capitalists, and that's all there is to it.
Let's go ahead and get to cryptocurrencies.
Now, folks, they were flying high this morning, folks.
Flying high.
We saw a little bit of a contraction here as we started pulling towards the evening.
And the reason is, is because of the good news that is happening in the stock market.
You've got a lot of people.
Remember, we've got investors now that are in the cryptocurrency markets, and they're not afraid to sell off and liquidate these cryptocurrencies, pay whatever capital gains tax or however they want to tax that particular income and roll that over into some equities, commodities, whatever is gaining in whatever market that appears to have the juice in that particular session.
So in my view, that's exactly what's happening here, folks.
We saw a lot of people flying high today, a lot of people buying in the morning.
Here, as we approach the evening, folks, we're starting to see come downs on these highs.
Take a look at the charts on each and any one of these cryptocurrencies.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
I personally believe it's temporary.
What I have found observing the cryptocurrency market for the past several months, actually more than that, I've been observing it for the past year, is that weekends, weekends for whatever reason, are breakout time.
I mean, this is where we have had most of the gains, folks, and most of these cryptocurrencies has come from the weekend.
So just because we're seeing a little bit of a contraction here with some of these cryptos now, don't be surprised if we do have a little bit of a bump this weekend because that seems to be the trend in my personal view.
So anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the coverage of Bitcoin, Folks, Bitcoin symbol BTC, we were approaching $1,600 late yesterday evening.
Of course, people were cashing out, obviously, and parlaying those profits into whatever financial instrument, another currency, equities, commodities, whatever the case might be.
But this proves, and this is what this is showing me, folks, when I'm observing the cryptocurrency market contracting in conjunction with the equities markets going up, it's starting to show me that if there's any kind of a good day in the equities markets, the probability of it being a contraction day or a contraction finite amount of time as it pertains to the cryptocurrency markets is pretty much imminent.
Because, I mean, as I stated, folks, I mean, now we're starting to get legitimate investors in the cryptocurrency markets.
And this is really why we're seeing such volatility.
Now, let's go ahead and get to Bitcoin symbol BTC.
All right, the current market capitalization for Bitcoin is $25.3 billion market capitalization.
The current circulating supply is $16.3 million in circulation.
Now, folks, if you could take a look at each and every one of these charts that I'm reading off here, the chart says the story.
There's a big, huge wave, and there's a come down from that wave.
And we're currently at like a halfway point on whether or not it's going to continue to go downward or we're going to get another bump back up.
Now, if you take a look at some of these charts, they're already starting to bump back up from the contraction.
So, I mean, you know, just this is how the volatility works in an actual real market, folks.
So, this is why you have to keep your money moving.
You got to keep your money moving.
You just can't just, unless you're a long-term investor in this cryptocurrency market, you keep your money moving and you keep the gains that you've got and try to gain some more.
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Now, with that being said, folks, Bitcoin has gone up 2.27% increase in a 24-hour period.
The current price for Bitcoin, symbol BTC, current price, $1,551.72 per Bitcoin, baby.
$1,551.72 per Bitcoin.
Good God.
Let's go ahead and get to Ethereum, folks.
What have I been telling you about Ethereum?
When I was bullish on Ethereum, Ethereum was at $40 in change, baby.
All right, let's take a look at it now.
Ethereum, symbol ETH.
The current market capitalization for Ethereum is $1.3 billion market capitalization.
The current circulating supply excuse me, excuse me, my apologies, my apologies.
Let me take that back once again.
Ethereum's market capitalization is $8.5 billion market capitalization.
I was reading off a different I'm sorry, all right.
Ethereum, $8.5 billion market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Ethereum is $91.3 million in circulation.
I'm sorry, folks.
I may drink today, so that's on my mind.
All right.
It's my 500th episode.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
It's Baller Friday.
So, you know, I've got that on my mind.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and continue.
We've got Ethereum in the past 24 hours has gone up 4.30%.
We actually saw a massive increase.
It was pushing $100, folks.
$100.
So the current price right now for Ethereum, it's come down from those prices of $99, $98.
The current price for Ethereum, symbol ETH, current price, $94.03 per Ethereum cryptocurrency.
Man, let's get to Litecoin, folks, symbol LTC.
The current market capitalization for Litecoin is $1.3 billion market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Litecoin is $50.9 million in circulation.
Litecoin is continuing its rise, folks.
I mean, I don't know when the hell this is going to finally contract.
It is still going.
In the past 24 hours, Litecoin has gone up 12.24% increase in the 24-hour period.
The current price for Litecoin, symbol LTC, current price, $25.77 per Litecoin.
Let's go ahead and get to Dash.
Dash has been, I mean, take a look at that chart.
We were well over $100 earlier in the day.
We are now starting to come down from that.
I'm not too sure if we're going to see another pickup.
And if we are, I can't really pinpoint when the price is going to be on Dash.
But as I stated, folks, we have seen Dash as high as $120 in the past several months, if you take a look at the charts.
So I'm bullish on this one as well.
Let's take a look at it, symbol DASH.
The current market capitalization for Dash is $712 million market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Dash is $7.2 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Dash has gone up 5.37% increase in a 24-hour period.
The current price for Dash coin, symbol DASH, current price, $97.95 per Dash coin.
Good God.
Let's go ahead and get to Ethereum Classic.
Ethereum Classic, symbol ETC, current market capitalization for Ethereum Classic is $687 million market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Ethereum Classic is $91.3 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Ethereum Classic has gone up 5.11%.
5.11%.
Current price for Ethereum Classic, symbol ETC, current price, $7.52 per Ethereum Classic.
Now, folks, what did I tell you about Monuro yesterday?
What did I tell you about Monuro?
I said that it looks like it was on a run.
I believe yesterday when I was covering this, this was at about $22 in change yesterday.
Folks, if you would have listened to me, you'd have been making some major, major money.
All right?
I have a major, major money.
Let's go ahead and take a look at Monero, symbol XMR.
The current market capitalization for Monuro is $403 million market capitalization.
All right.
The current circulating supply for Monuro is $14.4 million in circulation.
Now, take a look at the chart.
Now, we are coming down from at least 25 to 30% increase on Monuro.
We saw it hit at least 30 bucks today, but it is coming down from that.
But if you'd have listened to me yesterday, you'd be up on your money.
I'm telling you, I know when these damn things are running, baby.
All right, making money, but that's what I do.
All right, that's what I do.
Anyway, with that being said, folks, Monuro symbol XMR in the past 24 hours has gone up 10.49%.
All right, 10.49%.
The current price for Monuro, symbol XMR, current price, $28.02 per Monero.
Let's get to Zcash, folks.
What have I been telling you about Zcash?
I like Zcash, Zcash symbol ZEC.
The current market capitalization for Zcash is $127 million market cap.
The current circulating supply for Zcash is $1.2 million in circulation.
Once again, very low circulation for Zcash.
In the past 24 hours, Zcash has gone up 5.79%.
Current price for Zcash, symbol ZEC, current price, $103.13 per Zcash cryptocurrency.
Good God, baby.
Good God.
Let's get to Decred, folks.
Decred, symbol DCR.
Current market capitalization for Decred is $74 million market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Decred is $4.8 million in circulation.
The current, well, in the past 24 hours, Decred has gone up 3.03%.
The current price for Decred, symbol DCR, current price, $15.51 per Decred cryptocurrency.
Now, folks, if you would have listened to me yesterday, I said game credits look like it was on a run.
If you take a look at the chart, it is coming down from the day's high.
But as I alluded to yesterday, game credits yesterday was at about 80, I think 80-something cents when I suggested that, you know, this is a decent play considering that I believe, based on the charts and the analysis of what I was gathering, that it was on a run.
And I was exactly right.
Some folks actually entertained that play, made some decent capital, and that's the way it is.
That's the way it is, baby.
I'm making money, but that's what I do.
Anyway, game credits, symbol G-A-M-E.
The current market capitalization for game credits, $63 million market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for game credits is $62 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, game credits has gone up 7.39%.
Now, that's coming down from some highs here that was earlier in the day.
So that's 7.39% in a 24-hour period from coming down from higher percentages than that.
So the current price right now for game credits, symbol GAME, current price, $1.01 per game credit, folks.
Bitcoin Dark Volatility Run00:15:59
All right.
What about tell us?
I'm making money, baby.
That's what I do.
That is what I do.
Let's take a look at Z Classic.
What have I told you about Z Classic?
I said I like Z Classic for the long term.
From what I understand, and I've been talking about this for the past couple of months, they are going to split this particular cryptocurrency.
So if you are in possession of this cryptocurrency, you are going to obtain a, I guess, separate cryptocurrency that this is going to branch off from Z Classic.
You may want to take a look in the news on that, folks.
I've been talking about it for some time.
People in the cryptocurrency world are gathering the news, and it's reflected in today's price.
I talked about it yesterday that Z Classic seems to be on the rise.
Let's take a look at it.
ZCL is the symbol for Z Classic.
ZCL, the current market capitalization for Z Classic is $9.4 million market capitalization.
The current circulating supply for Z Classic is $1.2 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Z Classic has gone up 15.61% increase in a 24-hour period.
Good God.
The current price for Z Classic, symbol ZCL, current price, $7.34 per Z Classic cryptocurrency.
All right.
Now, let's continue going, folks, because we've got a lot to talk about here.
We've got some weird coins that are creeping on a come up.
And the reason I'm going to cover them is because there's money to be made.
Do not discredit any of these coins just because they're worth pennies.
I mean, you can make a very small investment by moving a portion of your money that you have maybe made some liquidity in in Ethereum or in Dash.
And you can move a small portion of that into these penny cryptocurrencies.
And when they're going up in dramatic percentage form, you can make some capital on that, man.
You can make some serious capital.
And that's the point.
That's the objective.
I mean, you keep your money moving around.
You keep your money moving around.
That's what will keep you and your cryptocurrency, your cryptocurrency balance even growing faster than you can even imagine.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and talk a little bit about Bitcoin Dark.
Bitcoin Dark was running earlier in the day, folks.
I suggested that it was on a run, and it was.
It is coming down from that run currently.
Let's take a look at it.
BTCD is the symbol for Bitcoin Dark, BTCD.
Current market capitalization for Bitcoin Dark is $16 million.
The current circulating supply for Bitcoin Dark is $1.2 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin Dark has gone up 3.06%, and that's from coming down from a higher percentage point than that.
The current price for Bitcoin Dark symbol BTCD, current price, $12.44 per Bitcoin dark.
Good God, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, these cryptocurrencies are all over the place, man.
All over the place.
Let's continue going here, folks.
Let me see another one on the big board that I think is running, if you will, because I don't want to just cover any of these coins without potentially giving folks that are listening to the broadcast a potential play to be making out here.
One that I want to talk about here that I'm seeing on the big board right off the bat is one called Bitmark.
Bitmark, folks, symbol BTM.
Take a look at this one right here, folks.
If you take a look at this chart, lots of volatility going on, and it looks like it's on a potential run, if you want my view.
Take a look at it, symbol BTM.
Current market capitalization for Bitmark is $1.8 million in circulation, or excuse me, $1.8 million market cap.
It's $1.8 million market cap.
The current circulating supply for Bitmark is $3.9 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Bitmark has gone up 23.81%.
23.81%.
The current price for Bitmark, symbol BTM, current price, $0.04.
All right, $0.04.
And look, I mean, don't be laughing at about $0.04.
I mean, you could literally make a $50 investment and be 23% increased on your money if you would have delved into this at the right time.
I mean, that's what it's about.
You want to make the biggest percentage yield you possibly can just holding your money in that kind of cryptocurrency.
Man, that's the objective.
One more coin I want to go over, folks, is Veltor.
Veltor coin, you might want to take a look at this one, in my view.
It may be creeping on a come up.
And when I mean creeping on a come up, I'm talking about here in the next, I would say, several months, I wouldn't be surprised to see Veltor coin somewhere around $3 to $5.
And I'm basing that based on the low circulation.
I'm basing that on the way the coin is a bunch of factors.
Just take a look at it for yourself.
I don't want to be feeding anybody any kind of lines to justify why they make an investment.
I just make suggestions to try to help people make plays.
It is up to every individual capitalist to do their own due diligence.
Anyway, Veltor coin, symbol VLT, symbol VLT.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
Current market capitalization for Veltor is $825,000.
$825,000 market capitalization.
So low market cap.
The current circulating supply for Veltor is $544,855.
So not even $555,000 in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Veltor coin has gone up 11.43% increase.
And if you want my opinion, it looks like it's on a small run now, if you want my view.
Current price for Veltor coin, symbol VLT, current price, $1.49 per Veltor coin.
And that concludes our coverage of the cryptocurrency markets, folks.
I do want to remind everybody that I am going to start doing some write-ups on ghost.report.
Go ahead and add to your favorites and your bookmarks, ghost.report.
I'm actually going to be writing up some cryptocurrency for beginner type write-ups, trying to gear people how to get wallets, you know, what wallets are, what cryptocurrency is, what mining is, you know, that sort of thing.
So with that being said, I would strongly advise everybody to go ahead and bookmark and add to your favorites, ghost.report.
Go ahead and type that into your browser right now, baby.
Ghost.report.
With that being said, let's go ahead and get to the equities markets, folks, because there would be some, I mean, some major profits to be made today.
And you know when they were supposed to be made?
If you take a look at the charts at the end of the damn day, here we go again, right?
And what have I been saying for the past several goddamn days?
I mean, I don't like this trend where at the end of the day, all of a sudden the freaking buyers start buying.
That is not normal, folks.
I'm telling you, that's not normal.
Because traditionally, okay, traditionally, what would traditionally happen is this.
All right?
Typically, especially on a Friday, all right, individuals are actually wanting to sell off.
They're wanting to sell off because they don't want to be holding the price.
All right.
I'm just saying, I don't want to be holding on to the price of anything if something happens during the weekend, all right, or let alone if they're holding on to something at the end of the day.
So it just, it's unbelievable that, you know, now all of a sudden we're getting this, we're getting this unbelievable kind of, I guess, trend in, you know, the investors wanting to just buy in at the end of the day.
It's a prop-up, man.
I'm telling you, it's a damn prop-up.
You know, and I just, I don't know how many times I got to reiterate it, man.
I don't know how many times I got to reiterate.
Anyway, with that being said, the reason that the markets were up today was, of course, the jobs report.
The Federal Reserve has also made some comments today that it sees the economy growing to some extent.
There's rumors that we may see an interest rate hike here in June.
So that with the positive comments from the Fed, from the jobs report, obviously the health care reform situation is also potentially weighing on the minds of investors that potentially we could see some goddamn tax reform, tax cuts.
Hopefully, who knows?
All right, who knows?
So with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the Dow Jones Industrials, shall we?
All right.
The Dow Jones Industrials is up today, 65.47 points.
All right.
Excuse me, 55.47 points.
Jesus Christ, I'm losing my eyesight for Christ's sake.
55.47 points, a percentage increase of 0.26%.
Closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 21,6.94 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
Let's go ahead and get to the SP 500.
SP 500 is up 9.77 points, a percentage increase of 0.41%, closing out the SP at 2,399.29 points for the SP 500.
Let's go ahead and get to the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is also up today, folks, 25.42 points, a percentage increase of 0.42%, closing out the NASDAQ at 6,100.76 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Now, once again, what is increasing this particular situation?
Obviously, you got the big hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers, and the Wall Street assholes that are propping up this market.
As I stated, these buys at the end of the day are uncommon.
This is not traditional finance being practiced here.
As I stated, the whole reason why people would sell off, specifically at the end of the day on a Friday, is because they don't want to be holding the bag if something happens this weekend, man.
I mean, that's that's that's what I'm saying, man.
Traditional investment financial fundamentals has gone completely out the window.
And I think that in the end, when this damn thing finally takes a header and starts crashing, that the people that are going to reign supreme are those that actually have the fundamentals, bud.
You got to stick to the fundamentals, bud.
Hate to sound like that old fart in Wall Street 1, but he's right.
He's right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to energy.
Now, folks, it was bound to happen that we've seen so much decreases in the energy sector that we were going to see somewhat of a pop-up.
And that's exactly what we saw here today.
Why it's happening, I have no idea.
I've been seeing nothing but negative news coming out of the oil markets as it pertains to OPEC's influence in the oil market.
The shale production is literally offsetting any kind of any kind of dominance that OPEC thought it had at one time.
That's why they can't even keep these production cuts that they're trying to commit all their members to.
They can't do it.
They can't stop it.
They can't enforce it.
They need the money, man.
I'm telling you, these guys can no longer regulate the market.
So let's continue going.
We got energy here.
WTI Sweet Crude up today, folks, 95 cents.
A percentage increase of 2.09% closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $46.47 per WTI Sweet Crude barrel.
Now that's way under $50, folks.
Remember, the whole reason why OPEC cut production was because they wanted to get this damn barrel of oil to $60.
$46.47 is way below $60.
Let's go ahead and take a look at Brent crude.
Brent crude oil, it is up today $1.03.
A percentage increase of 2.13% closing out Brent crude at $49.41 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Let's go ahead and get to gasoline, folks.
Gasoline, it is up 1.96% increase on the day for gasoline.
The Feaster Famine commodity natural gas is up 2.99% increase on the day.
Let's go ahead and get to heating oil.
It is also up 2.57% increase on the day.
Let's go ahead and get to the metals, shall we?
The metals, let's get to the goddamn metals.
Pretty flat today in the medals, to say the least, folks.
And it just goes to show you that no one really knows what the hell they're doing in Wall Street anymore.
And it's just reflected in the I don't know how many times I got to repeat this.
It's a 500 episode.
All right, it's a baller Friday.
It's the 5th of Mayonnaise.
You get it.
Let's go ahead and get to gold.
It is down today.
20 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.02%.
Closing out gold at $1,288.40 per Troy ounce of gold.
Silver is up modestly today.
Silver is up four cents.
A percentage increase of 0.29%.
Closing out silver at $16.34 per Troy ounce of silver.
I'm always bullish on, I'm always bullish on metals, baby.
All right?
I am always bullish on metals, no matter what.
I love them.
I love it.
Let's go ahead and get to copper.
Copper has been taking it on the teeth this week.
It is finally bouncing back modestly.
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It is up today 1.09%.
We got platinum up today, 1.08%.
Let's go ahead and get to agriculture, shall we, folks?
Now, once again, I'm looking at agriculture.
We're seeing a mixed bag, so it just shows me that these idiots on Wall Street, their guess is as good as yours.
All right.
I think that yours may even be better if you're listening to this broadcast on a consistent basis in the first hour, baby.
You understand?
Anyway, let's get to the grains index.
We've got corn up today 1.16%.
We've got wheat up 1.03%.
We've got oats up 1.85%.
Rough rice is down 0.40%.
We got soybean down 0.13%.
Soybean oil up 1.23% increase.
And canola up 0.57% increase on the day for canola.
Let's go ahead and get to the softs index, shall we?
We've got cocoa is up.
It's been up, actually, but it is continuing its rise.
It is up 1.47% increase on the day.
Let's get to coffee.
Hey, dude, you know, don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
You know, just don't talk to me.
Shut up, you freaking anal aficionado.
Freaking anal camel toast sporting a little fruit bowl.
Shut up.
I'd like to take this opportunity once again on this Baller Friday, 5th of Mayonnaise, 500th episode.
I'd like to take this opportunity to let everybody know to boycott Starcox.
Boycott Starcox.
Anyway, we've got coffee up today 0.56%.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going.
We've got sugar.
Sugar is down today, 0.39%.
We've got orange juice up 0.34%.
All right, increase for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got here?
We got cotton.
Cotton is down today 1.44%.
We've got lumber finally taking some decreases.
It is down 1.59%.
We've got rubber down 0.86%.
We've got ethanol up 2.25% increase on the day for ethanol.
All right, now let's go ahead and get to livestock, shall we?
All right.
Livestock, we got livestock going on.
Live cattle is down 2.28%.
I mean, every time we see a little bit increase, it all goes back.
So, I mean, are we going to continue to see cheap beef?
I sure as hell hope so, baby.
Let's continue going.
We've got, let's go ahead and get to cattle feeder.
Cattle feeder is also down today, 2.85% decrease on the day.
And lean hogs, folks, is also down 0.20% decrease on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
Oh, man.
Let me tell you something, all right?
It is the 500th episode.
It is the 5th of Mayonnaise.
And for you folks that don't understand what the hell that means, it's Cinco De Mayo.
And, you know, it's a Baller Friday on top of that.
So, you know, folks, I've been somewhat on the wagon to some extent here.
Now, I did go buy a couple of bottles of a couple of bottles of Dom P, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, hey, I'm a capitalist.
I do that kind of stuff, man.
I got a couple of bottles of Dom P here.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to put one of them in the freezer because I want it ice cold, baby.
I want it ice cold.
And we're going to be popping bottles here in about a few minutes, all right?
We're going to be popping bottles.
It's the 500th episode of True Capitalist Radio.
Don't you understand that?
I mean, good God.
Woo!
Not even the loser haters could keep this damn show down, can't they?
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I'm telling you, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
It's the 500th episode, Baller Friday, the Cinco Day Mayo.
I'm feeling great.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling great.
And I just want to make a reminder to all you haters that are listening to me out there.
Keep listening, baby.
You're making me money.
Keep listening.
Keep giving me your fruity-ass faggy energy.
I like it.
Woo!
Baby, I have energized today on this Baller Friday 500th episode.
Let me tell you something, man.
We're going to do a 500 more.
We're going to do 1,000 more.
We're going to do whatever it takes, baby.
All right, True Capitalist Radio is here to stay.
going nowhere well that being said i think it's about time Hey, engineer, do we got any goddamn Twitter or Gab shout-outs to be had on this damn 500th episode here?
Well, before we get to them, I do want to reiterate, folks, that I am excited as hell that we are celebrating 500 episodes.
I can't believe this.
500 episodes of True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm excited.
I'm excited for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
And, you know, I'm sure that even the haters that are out there, they can't get enough of it.
Look at them.
I can feel them.
I can feel them flap their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
These furries and these idiots that hate me, they can't get enough of me, can't they?
You can't get enough of me, huh?
Keep on, keep on, keep on.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it, baby.
Oh, my God.
You guys are helping me out.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys are helping me out, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, with that being said, let's continue going here.
Who do we got here?
Who do we got going on here as far as Twitter shout-outs is concerned?
And oh, yeah.
By the way, folks, we are going to be selling some El Foxo Homo merch or loco merch.
And we're going to be putting that on sale tomorrow, all right, on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And what we are going to do is we are going to commemorate HIV AIDS with that merch that is going to be put on Ghost.market by tomorrow.
It is going to commemorate HIV AIDS because, folks, we need to put a point of emphasis on that.
And what it's going to do, folks, we are going to commemorate the El Foxo Homo, or excuse me, El Foxo Loco, excuse me, by this merch that we're going to do.
What we're going to do is we're going to pretend it's an HIV positive card.
And on the back of the card, it's going to say there's nothing negative about being positive.
El Foxo Loco.
To commemorate HIV AIDS.
I'm not joking, folks.
Tomorrow it's going on sale, baby.
Tomorrow it's going on sale.
Oh, I love it, baby.
Anyway, with that being said, let's get to some goddamn Twitter shout-outs.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
All right?
Now, with that being said, Twitter shout-outs, folks, all you got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
All right?
And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live.
All right?
True Capitalist Radio Live.
Anyway, do we got some goddamn Twitter shout-outs there, Engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
Rotna!
All right, who we got here?
We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
We've got Edgar Reigns.
We got Pipes in the house.
Going on to Pipes.
We've got Deepest Clover, whatever the hell that means.
Finchy Bird.
Who else do we have here?
We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name for Christ's sake.
We've got Super Happy 500 Ghost.
Hey, thank you very much.
The Deer from Impanema.
That's pretty funny.
Who else do we have?
We got Vivian HD in the house.
We've got Happy 500 from Smiler.
What's going on?
We've got 500 Days You Won't Get Back.
Well, yeah, 500 Days I won't get back.
But I've got a great inner circle.
I've got great freaking fans, the best fans that I think anyone could ever have as far as I'm concerned.
Even those fruit bowls that hate me that may or may not be HIV positive, okay?
All right, I mean, seriously, I think that, in my opinion, I think the AIDS might be getting to some of those people's heads.
You know what I'm saying?
And the AIDS might be getting to some people's heads, and, you know, what happens, you know?
That's why I always say, you know, I'd like an age check on people that are doing like weird, bizarre behavior.
I'm serious.
I'd like an age check on people that are really doing bizarre behavior, man, especially if they're taking a pennis in the nether region of the Sun Don't Shine area.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, because sometimes I just don't understand the logic behind some of these people, specifically homosexuals.
I hate to say it, like homosexual men.
You know, when they start going off Keister and start doing things like a D-Ray McKesson or start doing things like a Scott Folville from the Project Veritas videos, I just have to assume that there's something wrong there.
And I think that's why, if you want my view, we are going to be selling some merch, you know, to commemorate HIV.
We need some focus.
We need a point of emphasis that people that may be afflicted with the HIV AIDS may be a little off in the head.
They may not be right up there.
And if you want my personal opinion, folks, I mean, I strongly believe that if people do have the AIDS, I mean, I think that should be strongly monitored, not just because they may be a toxic hazard to the community because they're going to just go and stick, you know, whatever.
Gab Account Shout Outs00:14:43
But I'm also talking about their mental capacity, folks.
I mean, you know, I strongly believe that when people are afflicted with this, something goes wrong with their head.
You know, something goes wrong with their head, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
And here we've got King Edward Undead.
Hey, hey, King Edward Undead, are you okay, man?
I mean, I know about your father's situation.
You know, I mean, he's in prison for, you know, sexual abuse or whatever the case might be.
I mean, why don't you kind of step off there, King Ed Undead?
All right, buddy.
All right, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
All right.
Nobody wants to hear from you.
All right.
Nobody wants to hear from you.
I know, I know you want a show.
I know you want to be one of these people.
Like, hey, it's Eddie Inkel here.
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Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, I'm digressing here.
I'm supposed to be taking Twitter shout-outs.
And instead, what am I doing?
I'm getting yanked away by TARDS, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, all I'm saying is that we need to commemorate AIDS, and we're going to push that merch tomorrow.
That's what we're doing.
We're pushing the merch tomorrow, baby.
We're doing it.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's continue.
Who do we got here?
We've got Cornwaffle.
We've got Make Australia Great Again.
Let's continue.
Who else do we have here?
Once again, let's just go ahead and continue to take Twitter shout-outs, shall we?
Who else do we have here?
We've got Maple Leaf Capitalist.
We've got Happy 500th, my man.
What's going on?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
AIDS check on El Foxo.
Yeah, no kidding.
Jesus Christ.
No kidding.
Somebody needs to call Limerick, Ireland, and take a look at the AIDS people on that list.
I'm just saying.
We've got Shekel de Goyum.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Shekel de Goyum, asshole, all right?
We've got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
Jew or not to Jew?
Stupid idiot.
Jimmy Howe in the house.
We've got Herman Kane 2020.
Well, that's if Donald Trump doesn't want to run for re-election.
I think that he's going to do it.
I mean, Donald Trump is kicking ass and taking names to say the least.
We've got Taco Bell for Ghost.
Jesus Christ, man.
I wouldn't feed that to the poor.
Are you kidding me?
I don't like Taco Bell.
I'm sorry.
I don't like it.
I think it's gross.
But hey, some people feed their kids on it.
What are you going to do?
We got the Green Bio in the house.
We've got Trolls 500 Ghost Zero.
Yeah, yeah, real funny ass crack.
All right.
Real funny.
Real funny.
Let's continue going.
Who else do we have here, folks?
Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
Who else do we have here?
We got El Ghosto Homo.
Yeah, real funny idiots.
All right.
We've got 500 more to come.
Thank you very much.
Dos Ekkis for Ghost.
No, I don't think so, man.
I'm going to be popping a bottle of Dom P, baby.
That's what I'm going to be.
I'm going to be popping a bottle of Dom P. Cell Teutonic Plague Merch.
No, fucking, what the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
We've got, I'm not going to say that disgusted name either.
I'm only going to take a couple of more of these Twitter shout-outs.
All right.
I'm feeling good, baby.
It's my 500th episode.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling wonderful.
We got Sergeant Yoda.
What's going on?
We've got 500 hover rounds, whatever the hell that means.
We've got the Green Leader in the house.
Silent Capitalist in the place.
What's going on?
We've got Chris Hyde in the house.
What's going on?
We got Laggett, Happy Masked Merchant.
Who else do we have here?
As a matter of fact, let me give some inner circle shout-outs.
Since, you know, we've got this 500th episode going on here.
What's going on to Azalea?
What's going on to Kingfish, baby?
What's going on?
How you doing?
What's going on to Insane Energy?
What's going on to BN King Supa?
Green Leader, Silence, New York City, NYT, TC Capitalist, King Harlis.
We got Pudge Montana, Norwegian Capitalist, Big Top Capitalist, Spark Synapse, Commander Biff, Veniceon in the place.
What's going on?
The Smiler.
I'm telling you this right now.
This is a 500th episode.
We're going to have 500 more, baby.
Because I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more.
What's going on to BP?
Miss Amy Daly.
What's going on to Metroid Junkie?
What's going on to Mark Montag?
What's going on to Melly?
Anyway, I'm going to take a couple of more Twitter shout-outs.
And then, you know, if they start sucking the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper, then we're moving on.
Then we're moving on, moving on, moving on and moving on.
Who do we have here, folks?
All right.
One Mo Game.
We're going to go one Mo Game.
What's going on to Mike?
Who else do we have here?
We've got Raiden Pony.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
We got Junica R in the house.
We've got CDI fan 237.
We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
And in the wizard in the house, we've got Montag Happy 500.
Thank you very much, man.
What's going on to stop reading my name again?
Ghostic streaking.
Yeah, shut up.
Ghostic screeching.
I mean, not streaking.
What the hell?
Streaking?
Bill, I'm talking about streaking.
We got Twilly Atkins.
We got I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
We got Gabe Frick Gabe Voorhees.
Get out of here.
I saw you liking your little pony tweets.
All right.
Get out.
Get out of here.
We got Hans Volcker in the house.
We've got, yeah, yeah, here we go.
Ghost Jew.
Yeah, here we go with the Jew stuff for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Here we go with the Jew stuff for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, we've got 500 echo chambers.
What the hell does that mean?
Stupid moron.
Time to retire at 500.
Yeah, right.
Shove it up, your ass.
We got Taco Capitalist Boycott El Foxo merch.
Okay, yeah, I'm sure.
Are you kidding me?
Everybody's going to want to buy a HIV AIDS commemoration.
Like I said, it's going to show an HIV positive result on one side.
And on the back, it's going to say, there's nothing negative about being positive.
El Foxo Loco.
Know your status or some shit like that.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
And you know what?
I mean, if we sell a little bit, I might even write a check to some AIDS place out here in San Hambonio.
How about that?
I'll help some AIDS patients out here with some of that money.
All right?
Anyway, who else do we have out here?
We got Mr. Krueger in the house.
Drinko DeMayo.
Drinko de Mayo.
Who else do we have here?
I'm not joking around either, man.
I'll write a check.
I'll make sure to give, I'll freaking, I'll show the receipt.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking around.
I will make sure to put it to an AIDS charity, you know, a good portion of the money.
I mean, obviously, some of it's going to go to me because, you know, hey, I'm not, I'm the talent, baby.
I'm the talent.
But I will.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, that's what we're going to do.
There's nothing negative about being positive.
All right?
There's nothing negative about being positive.
Anyway, anyway, these people on Twitter suck.
Let's go to goddamn gab, all right?
All right, let's go to damn gab for a little bit here.
All right, and for you folks that are unaware, if you want a gab shout-out, all you've got to do is repost the first post on my gab account, and the gab account is politics ghost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics ghost is the name on gab to follow.
Once again, repost the first post on my Twitter account or gab account.
Do we got any gab shout-outs, engineer?
All right, let's get to some gab shout-outs here.
We got true narcissist radio, really?
Huh?
True narcissist radio.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
We got happy 500 from J-Man.
Who else do we have here?
We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
We've got, I'm not going to say these disgustingly.
We've got a 727 caller.
We've got 500 days of squirrel shilling.
Yeah, shut up with the squirrel crap.
Stupid morons.
We got the Brony Network in the house.
Here's 500 more.
Congrats, ghosts from Shiny Pori.
Thank you very much.
Send El Foxo to the woodshed.
Now you probably like it, you know?
Who else do we have here?
We got Hans Gooven Smith in the place.
We've got Ride or Die with TCR.
You're damn right, baby.
We got CK Smith in the house.
Green leader in the place.
There's Veteran Nationalist.
What's going on?
We got the Rookie in the house.
Who else do we have?
We got, yeah, 500 episodes of Jewing.
Yeah, real funny, you dickhead.
We got Cuck Lives Matter.
We've got, I'm not saying that disgusting name.
We got Silent Capitalist in the house.
We've got, I'm not going to say these sick names, you dumbasses, all right?
500 episodes of deaf mutes.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
Once again, re post the first post on my Gab account, and I'll give you a Gab shout out live right here on the broadcast, right here now.
We've got Rur versus Marucha, whatever the hell that means.
El Foxo Spike Cupcakes with AIDS.
Oh!
Oh!
Man, that's an actual name, too.
That's funny.
Who else do we have here?
Once again, repost the first post on my Gab account.
Who do we have here?
El Pazo Loco?
El Pazo Loco.
Oh, my God.
But hey, guys, come on, man.
There's nothing negative about being positive, okay?
All right?
It's nothing negative about being positive, guys.
Come on.
All right.
I mean, they just took a bad meat in a can, and that's it.
All right?
Who else do we got?
We got RJ in the house.
What's going on?
We've got 500 episodes trolled by bronies.
Yeah, shut up.
All right?
Just shut up with the brony crap.
I don't even want to hear the word brony again.
All right?
I don't want to hear the word brony again.
I'm serious.
I'm sick of them.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, El Foxo Pazhole.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
El Foxo Pazhole.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Now, that was gross, man.
That was freaking gross.
Birdman Style Champagne Toast00:05:13
That was gross.
Give me the mic.
All right.
You know what?
That's it.
All right.
That's it.
I mean, you guys are getting too overboard with it.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys are getting too overboard with it for Christ's sake.
I mean, good, like, El Foxo Glory Hole.
I mean, come on, guys.
Come on.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm telling you.
Good Lord.
Good Lord.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get the bottle out.
All right.
You know, it's the 500th episode.
It's a Baller Friday.
It's the 5th of Mayonnaise, aka.
What is it, Cinco de Mayo?
Let's go ahead and pop some bottles.
First of all, I got to get me.
I don't know.
Should I get a glass?
I don't even really need a champagne glass, really.
It's just me.
I'm going to do it Birdman style.
I'm going to straight up just drink it out of the freaking bottle, baby.
You understand?
Yeah.
I'm doing it Birdman style, baby.
And speaking of which, if you want to see how rich I want to get here at some point, which, you know, I'm not too far from it, but still some ways.
Take a look at the video, Birdman, Fire Flame, all right?
Birdman, Fire Flame.
That's how rich I want to get, baby.
You see what I'm talking about?
I'm not joking.
I want to moat around my house just like that, brother.
I want to moat outside my house just like that, brother.
Anyway, man.
Anyway.
Yeah, and people are starting to tweet at me.
You're damn right.
There's nothing negative about being positive, okay?
Everything's okay.
Everything's going to be okay there, old Fox Opazhole, all right?
Hey, there's nothing negative about being positive.
Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and pop a bottle, baby.
Pop a bottle.
Yeah, pop a bottle, Dom P, baby.
Here we go.
We're doing it gangster style on the 5th of May's Bowler Friday 500th episode, baby.
We're doing it.
We're doing it birdman gangster style, baby.
Here we go.
Pop a bottle.
Oh, yeah.
We're popping bottles over here, baby.
We're popping bottles.
That's what we're doing over here.
We're popping bottles.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't even get me a goddamn, I didn't even get me a freaking glass.
I'm just drinking it right out of the freaking Dom P. Woo!
Yeah, baby.
Hey, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Woo!
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
Oh, my God.
What year is this?
2010.
It tastes like 2010.
Beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And, you know, the beautiful part about sipping on some goddamn champagne is that champagne is a very good spirit.
Believe it or not, champagne kind of makes you feel like a million bucks.
It does.
It makes you feel like a million bucks.
It's not like your typical typical spirit in which, you know, you kind of, you know, maybe if you take a little bit too much of the hard liquor, you might get a little violent.
If you take a little bit too much of the beer, you might get a little too, I mean, who knows?
As a matter of fact, I read on Drudge, folks, that alcohol supposedly makes men, when consumed copiously, sexually fluid.
Did y'all read this?
Did y'all read this?
I read this.
I'm not even joking around.
I was on Drudge yesterday or the day before yesterday.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
This was an actual goddamn article in which it said that alcohol makes straight men sexually fluid.
Now, what does that mean?
Does that mean that all of a sudden now all you need is just to get a little bit drunk and, you know, guys are chewing each other up the ass or something?
I don't think it has anything to do with the alcohol, folks.
I think it has everything to do with the fact that everybody in this country is now anti-social pieces of idiot shit, excuse my French, that can't communicate with one another and let alone let anyone.
I just, you know what?
Alcohol And Sexual Fluidity00:15:32
I've never heard of such a thing in my life.
I've never heard of such a thing in my life.
Anyway, ain't no sexual fluidity here, baby.
I'm popping bottles, and I'm, you know, I'm going to chug this whole bottle.
I'm going to chug this whole freaking bottle, man.
Anyway, I'm going to open up the phone lines right now.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right?
I'm opening up this phone line.
We're going to go.
We're going to celebrate together.
We're going to reminisce.
We're going to talk about anything and everything you want to talk about right now.
That's what we're doing.
We're opening up the phone lines on this Baller Friday 500th episode, Cinco De Mayo edition.
I'm sipping it right out the bottle, baby.
Right out the bottle.
Popping bottles.
Ah, man.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Is that Raiden Snake?
Snake, is that you?
Why'd you drop the line, Brayden?
No!
No!
Call back, Raiden.
Come on, man.
Man, I thought we were going to have a decent episode of 500 episodes, man.
I thought we were going to have Raiden Snake, you know, in the flesh.
Call back, Raiden, man.
Anyway, once again, let's continue going.
516-453-9903 is the number to call.
We're opening up the phone lines here.
All right, here we go.
Who do we got here?
How about 423?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Oh, girls, I'm so glad your wife died in that car accident.
Now we can fuck all we want without her knowing.
Let's just go ahead and take a piss on the cupcake, broad.
Oh, God, yes, girls.
Oh, yes.
Take your big cup down my throat and piss down it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know, get this.
Get this sick twisted.
Get this crap.
This sick ass crap.
Freaking shit.
What kind of a disgusting fat broad would actually partake in that kind of recording?
And secondly, this isn't radio graffiti, asshole.
This is my 500th episode.
We're supposed to be opening up the phone lines here.
It's supposed to be a goddamn free format, you jerk.
I'm telling you, whoever did that is a freaking fatty, and you know it and I know it.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
Give me that freaking knife.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Look, I'm trying to, you know, have a free format edition here, But it seems to me like we're going to have a bunch of milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-up-the-ass-looking jerk dicks that are going to think that this is goddamn radio graffiti or some crap.
This is not radio graffiti.
I'm trying to have a free format conversation here.
I mean, good God, man.
Give me some more freaking Dom P, baby.
Oh, yeah, man.
You know what I like about champagne?
The effervescence.
You know, the effervescence that it provides.
You know, it kind of gets all the gases out and makes you want to burp.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking.
I'm not, I'm not kidding around there.
You hear that effervescence, man?
Oh, man, that's for El Foxo.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, Raiden Snake, are you there, man?
Yes, it is, Ghost.
Happy 500th anniversary.
Hey, man, thank you for calling, Raiden, man.
Thank you for calling.
Look, I saw the tweets.
I saw what you said, man.
Why?
What's going on, man?
Well, like I said, I've just had enough of the shit I've had to put up with just lately, and I'm sorry that you've had to put up with it yourself.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just ridiculous what they're doing.
I know it is ridiculous.
And look, I don't know if you heard me at the beginning of the broadcast.
I was trying to read these damn Trolls for Riot Act.
I mean, I was trying to tell them that these people are disgusting, despicable human beings, and that I don't know, whenever they congregate with one another and they decide that, hey, I'm a cartoon fetish brony or whatever the case, and they congregate with one another, they decide to take action and literally cyberbully.
That's what they're doing to you, in my opinion, their Raiden Snake.
They are cyberbullying you off the internets.
And I think it's a damn shame, and it makes me sick.
And I just, I don't know what to say.
I don't know how to combat this.
I don't know how to tell you to combat this.
I don't know.
Well, at the end of the day, I mean, like I said before, I'm not the only one that's done this to me.
I mean, there's a few people that you can't stand now, but as you know, they've had exactly the same, put it bluntly, because they're all the trolls.
They've all caused this, every last one of them.
Even though they won't blame you, admit it.
I mean, well, what is their major malfunction just from your observation?
Because I don't get it.
I know these people are a little sick in the head just based upon how much of fandom they are anesthetized with based upon cartoons.
I think there's a direct correlation with that.
I don't get it.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Well, like I said, I mean, this is the current blunt situation from this is from everyone I've come or literally come across reading.
They don't like people who are serious.
They don't like all the people who just talk normal subjects.
They think it's absolutely fucking boring.
They think it's like, ugh, boring.
Let's get a radio graffiti on Twitter shows.
That's all they care about.
They don't give a toss about anything else.
And I think it's disgraceful.
That's denoting that.
That's all they care about is radio graffiti and goddamn Twitter shout outs.
I mean, is that as simple as that?
Well, that's pretty much what it is because they've even blatantly admitted it.
I mean, you can go and like on the Brony Networks YouTube.
I mean, people are saying right now, oh, boring, get me off, get me off, get off.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know me?
Oh, well, I'm a serious fag and stuff like that.
Excuse my language and no offense for saying it.
But I'm sick and tired.
I mean, that's all they say.
And that's all they do.
They just don't know.
And they're saying that on the Brony Network chat, right, right, Raiden.
Saying that on that goddamn autistic screen springing out goddamn Prodie Network chat, aren't they?
It's not just them, it's also other chats as well saying exact scene.
And even on Twitter, they don't like you.
They don't like people who are serious.
They can't stand it.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Hold on right there, Raiden Snake, man.
I mean, I just don't get it.
I just don't get it.
I try to get it.
I try to just make sense of it, but there is no making sense from these people.
And that's why, to be honest with you, I've been kind of, you know, going off on my own over here.
I know that I've probably been hurting some people's feelings about some of these articles that I've been writing on Ghost.report.
Look, I listened to yesterday's broadcast, man.
I read the freaking adults that watch cartoons, The Riot Act.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, whoa.
When I reheard that, I was like, wow, wow, salty.
But then again, I mean, I can't blame me.
I can't blame you.
I mean, look at these immature freaks.
I mean, they're a danger to themselves.
They're a danger to society.
They're especially dangerous to children, as far as I'm concerned, because these are adults creating a fandom around a cartoon that was intended to be marketed to children.
And I don't understand why nobody else doesn't think that's wrong.
I'm just saying.
I don't understand why nobody else doesn't think that there's something wrong with that picture.
Good God.
Look, I'm not going to, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm riding for you, Raiden, all right?
I'm telling you, don't let these ridiculous, disgusting, socially and disgustingly immature pieces of trash prevent you from calling up.
I think that you're one of my favorite callers out here, Raiden Snake.
And for these people to be sitting here thinking that they can dictate anything on this show, they got another goddamn thing coming.
This ain't a goddamn cartoon, you stupid dumb ass.
All right, you anal object aficionado, cocoa connoisseur, urine okay, curating pieces of nipple clamp, loving butt, plug up the ass, looking chicken eating cornboy crap.
You understand that, you see.
Now you're getting me all up tight on my goddamn 500th episode.
Man, this is my 500th episode, do you understand me?
It's mine, it belongs to me.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a sip of this here.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to this 500th episode on the fifth of mayo.
Mayo nays cheers, good stuff anyway.
Uh, let's continue going.
All right, let's continue going, shall we?
I want to take some calls here.
Uh, Raiden snake.
Hold on right there man, we may be coming.
Coming back to you 516-453-9903.
How about 713?
You're on the horn on this baller friday.
Cinco de mayo, 500th episode edition.
What's going on hey, what's up else?
Via CICO DE MAYO, it's your Pat Mexican.
Way.
Hey, what's up?
It's the Pat Mexican Ordale, Vato.
Orale, what's going on, man?
How are you celebrating?
Oh, man.
I'm listening to you.
I'm enjoying my day off, man.
Everything is great, man.
You sipping on that Don P, man?
Oh, I wish I had some.
Yeah, man, sipping on some Dom P over here, man.
I mean, I'm drinking a little rich today.
I mean, I'm falling off the wagon, unfortunately.
I've been pretty clean as of late.
But, you know, I mean, I gotta celebrate.
It's 500 episodes.
That's it.
500 episodes, man.
Qui nientos, man.
That's a big achievement, man.
We're ready for a thousand now.
Meal.
Meal episode.
You're damn right.
We need a thousand, man.
Anyway, look, do you have any thoughts on the broadcast?
Do you have anything that you want to comment about?
Anything that you want to say?
The floor is yours, the pet Mexican.
The floor is yours, my man.
Well, not really.
I mean, I'm enjoying the show the way it is.
And these people, I guess, the whole Raiden Snake.
I mean, they're just what these people need to understand: you need to stop giving Raiden Snake the attention because that's what they're doing.
That's why Raiden the Snake keeps popping up and they keep giving them attention.
You know, you're wasting time.
I'm here talking about Raiden Snake taking away time because you people give them attention.
So that's one thing I wanted to get straight out.
And I wanted to ask you some of the ghosts.
Do you know what time it is?
What time is it, man?
I think it's time for you to drop that cowboy hat on the ground and do some for Lorico.
I'm Ovela Colorito.
You got it, my pet Mexican.
You got it.
Hey, hey, engineer, do you got some more vela colorita?
Well, let's go ahead and do it.
Let's go ahead and do it right now.
Let's go ahead and do it right now.
Put it on, baby.
It's the 500th episode, Bowler Friday, Cinco de Mayo, Fifth of Mayonnaise.
We're doing for Lorico.
That's what we're doing.
Throw it on, engineer.
Throw it on right now.
Let's go ahead and do some for Lorico up in the son of a bitch.
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Get the mayonnaise!
Aveo, aveo!
Amoveo la colita!
Listen!
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
I'm stopping my feet!
Listen!
I'm stopping my feet!
I'm doing for Lorico!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Avellovel!
I'm Avella Colita.
I'm Avella Colita.
Listen!
Do you hear it?
I'm stopping my feet!
Listen!
I'm stopping my feet!
I'm doing for Loriko!
Yeah!
Come on!
Get your maracas out, baby!
Get your maracas out!
Woo!
Especially for all the females that are listening to the Drew Catalyst radio right now!
I'm OLAVEL!
I'm over and I'll walk here.
One more.
One more.
Stomping Feet For Loriko00:02:48
I'm stomping my feet!
I'm doing for Loriko!
Listen, listen!
I'm stomping my feet!
I'm doing my line!
Yes!
Yes!
Get the tacos out!
Get some burritos out!
Go ahead and chew on your rubber tortilla, Avelloville!
I'm a Vela Coleta!
Oh my God!
Woo!
Man, am I a breath after stomping my feet?
Woo!
Oh my God.
Oh, man, let me calm down here.
Oh, let me take a sip of this Dom P here.
Hey, did y'all enjoy that?
For Christ's sake, I'm doing for Lorico out here, man.
I'm a cultured man.
I'm a cultured man.
Let me go ahead and take a more sip of this damn beer here.
Or this beer.
This freaking, what is this?
This champagne is Dom P.
I can barely breathe, for Christ's sake.
I got a list of...
Let's chug that, man.
Let's chug this Dom P. 500 episodes, man!
Oh, that's awesome, man.
That's awesome and refreshingly crisp.
You know what I'm saying?
Pretty good, man.
Anyway, look, let me get my bearings straight here.
Let me calm my ass down here.
I'm having a good time.
I hope that you're having a good time on this Fifth of Mays Cinco de Mayo.
All right, we're popping bottles out here.
We're drinking.
We're doing our thing.
Excuse me.
Sorry, you know what I'm saying?
I'm over here.
I'm sipping on Dom P, baby.
I'm sipping on some Dom P. How about Area Code 347?
What do you got to say on this Barber Friday?
This is Raldi, man.
Hey, what's going on, Raldi?
How you doing, man?
Yeah, it's all good, man.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, man.
Cheers To The Capitalist Prince00:03:29
That's right.
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You're damn right, man.
How you been, man?
It's all good.
Just moving off to another, you know, another state, things like that, man.
Keep up the good work.
Happy 500 episodes.
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Hopefully, there's going to be 500 more, man.
It's good to hear from you once again, dude.
Hey, thank you very much.
And you're damn right there's going to be 500 more, baby.
You're damn right, there's going to be 500 more for Christ's sake.
Got myself a bottle of freaking Dom P here, baby.
Listen, listen to this.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers to the capitalist army.
Cheers to the capitalist right.
Cheers to the inner circle.
And cheers to everybody who's listening to the broadcast.
Whether you like me or you hate me, just keep listening, baby.
You understand?
Just keep listening.
Woo!
I'm telling you, if you have any kind of spare money and you want to party this weekend, I strongly advise people to get champagne.
It's a great spirit.
It makes you literally feel like a million bucks.
I'm not joking around.
It literally makes me feel like a million bucks.
You know what I mean?
All right, who else do we got here?
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I guess he's not there.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I thought we had the Arab Prince on the horn there.
I guess not.
Let's continue going.
Once again, 516-453-9903.
Give me a call right now.
I want to talk to you.
What do you have to say?
How about 540?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, what's going on?
We can hear you.
Cool.
Well, you know, I just wanted to say I'm Shiny Pori on Twitter, and I just wanted to say thank you for everything you do, man.
I've been listening since the return.
Cyber Policy Insurance Promo00:02:39
And, you know, thanks to you, I think I've gotten a lot more politically involved.
And, you know, I think you set me in a good position for the future, to say the least.
And so, you know, I'm glad you keep broadcasting and, you know, keep doing what you're doing, man.
And don't let these man children on Twitter get you down, like these bronies and whatnot, because they're not doing anything with their life.
We are the people that are going to get something done.
And we're going to become capitalists that are going to go into the future.
Excuse me.
We're going to go in the future somewhere and we're going to get something done in life while these people don't get anything.
They don't contribute anything to society.
So thanks for what you do, man.
And I appreciate it.
Happy 500th.
And here's the 500 more.
Hey, thank you very much there, Shiny Pori.
I really appreciate the kind words of encouragement.
I do agree with you.
You know, we got a lot of these adult cartoon-fetished idiots that are not going to be doing nothing but shining shoes.
You know, they're going to be shining capitalist shoes.
So that's pretty much all they're going to be doing.
So, hey, get used to it.
All right, boy.
Get used to it is all I got to say.
Ha ha ha ha.
Anyway, man, you know, I've got to stop and think a little bit, folks, that just to think last March is when yours truly came back and started broadcasting again after a five-year hiatus.
And to think all the things that we've accomplished since then, man.
I mean, we president now.
We president now.
And on top of that, folks, I mean, just all the things that this show has been affiliated with, from the WikiLeaks data dumps to, you know, unearthing certain information to prognosticating certain things and so on and so forth, folks.
I mean, it has been a strange yet very, very exciting trip, to say the least.
And, you know, I have to say that I'm really glad I came back.
You know, I'm really glad that I came back and started conducting this broadcast.
And, you know, I know that I've got a lot of haters out there that are going to hate me.
And let's be honest.
I mean, they hate me because they ain't me.
All right.
They hate me because they ain't me, and they never will be me.
And you know something?
There's only going to be one guy.
One bad guy that you're going to see like this.
One time you're going to see a baggy like that.
You're never going to see a baggie like this again.
I'll tell you that right now.
You'll never see a baggy like this again.
I'll tell you that right now, man.
Hatred Because They Are Not Me00:15:12
All right.
So with that being said, let me go ahead and take a chug of this Dom P, baby.
Almost halfway done with the bottle, man.
You know, we're approaching almost 2,000 hours.
2,000 hours of my life.
2,000 hours.
I'm not even joking around.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
What a internet broadcasting career I have had, folks.
I'll tell you that right.
Goddamn now.
How about 213?
You're on the horn.
What you got to say?
Hey, guys, I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of yours.
I think you should get rid of all the bronies and continue doing the cryptocurrency thing.
I've made a lot of money, thanks to you.
Hey, I appreciate it.
So you think that the bronies, they should all go?
Oh, definitely.
I think they all need to get girlfriends and do something with their lives other than watch a cartoon show of Made for Little Girls.
Oh, oh, y'all just got burnt by a chick.
You see, now let me ask you something, okay?
Let me ask you something.
Would you, even if the man was fine and, you know, he was very attractive or whatever the case might be, would you ever consider being with somebody who admitted that they had a cartoon fetish or they were a brony or something of that capacity?
No, it would be a deal breaker.
I'd break up with the dude as soon as he, like, if I found out that he was into my little pony or something like that, I'd break up with him.
Now, if he did say that, and what would be the purpose of you breaking up with him?
Would you be concerned that this person is a little bit mentally deranged, borderline pedophilic, or it's just bizarre?
I just think that a grown man shouldn't be into that.
I mean, I think it's like it's understood.
It's like if you're 18, I guess it's okay, but like the older you get, it's like the more you need to kind of like move away from that stuff.
Like, I used to like cartoons when I was little, but not anymore.
It's like you just need to grow out of that shit.
Yeah, I agree.
Thank you very much for calling up.
I mean, each and every one of these adult cartoon-fetished idiots just got advice from a woman on why tonight, on Friday night, you're going to be sitting there playing with your own private parts while those of us that are capitalists are out here conducting ourselves with our significant others.
Thank you very much, man, for calling up.
And, you know, I'm considering banning all bronies.
I'm not joking around.
Not just banning all bronies, banning anybody who is affiliated with this cartoon fetish nonsense.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I mean, who actually puts up with this crap?
I mean, I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
If my son said he was a brony, I probably would have to give him a severe beating.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I'd have to give him a talking to, to say the least.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking around.
I mean, I wouldn't be able to accept the fact that my son is, for whatever reason, watching a cartoon that is geared and marketed towards little girls.
There's no way I could pallet that.
I mean, it's the proverbial, I brought you in this world, I'll take you out, kind of thing.
I don't think I could allow my son to do that without a severe beating.
You know, that's what I was saying yesterday: that if these people were bullied in school, their bullies didn't do a good enough job.
I mean, their bullies should have at least beat the goddamn brony out of these people.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking around.
They should have beaten the bronies out of these people, but they did it.
And I blame the bullies.
All right.
I blame the bullies.
I blame the bullies.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, you know, they should have beaten the goddamn brony out of these people.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to take some more calls here.
Once again, give me a call right now: 516-453-9903.
I want to hear from you.
This is a free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, 500th edition.
I know maybe we should ban old Brodies.
You know, I'm serious.
I'm sick of these pricks.
I'm not joking around.
Not just the Bronies, just anybody who is a cartoon-fetished adult.
Get them out!
Get them out!
I should put it up to a vote.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll put it up to a vote on the damn Twitter after the show.
Ban old bronies or what?
How about 336?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Yeah, I just wanted to congratulate you on 500 episodes.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
How are you doing on this Baller Friday?
I'm doing well.
So, what do you have to say?
Do you have anything to reminisce about, man?
Do you have any comments about the 500th episode, any of the episodes previous?
I've been listening since you came back.
Have you really heard any of it before that?
I didn't really intend to go on it, I guess.
I was just going to say congratulations.
Hey, man, no problem, man.
I appreciate you listening in.
Keep listening.
I appreciate you saying thank you.
Believe me, I could use these words of encouragement to say the least.
I need them.
I mean, you listen to these damn trolls and cyber vermin out here who, for whatever reason, want to continue to make my life miserable because their lives should have ended years ago.
You hear it.
For Christ's sake, it's sick.
Stupid.
Anyway, let's continue going.
This is a free format edition, 500th episode, Baller Friday, Cinco Day Mayo, 5th of Mayonnaise.
And I got a bottle of Dom P.
I got a bottle of Dom P, G-H-O-S-T.
You know it be me.
I'm on the chat, you see.
Oh, my God, I'm rapping.
I'm giving people slappin'.
Everybody knows, yeah, who cares?
I'm drinking.
Ah!
Let's continue going, man.
I'm having a great time.
I hope that you're having a great time.
I know I am.
How about area code 403?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost Pro Hunky here.
Hey, man, I want to wish you a happy 500th episode.
Just sitting here just slipping my cigar.
Actually, I made an investment on Litecoin, dropped $400 on it when it was $12.
And hey, now it's near $25, so I've nearly doubled my money.
I've got to make a shout-out if that's okay.
Go ahead, man.
Hey, man, I've got to make a shout-out to Maxime Bernier.
You know, when Donald Trump started instituting his policies with these migrants here, there's been an absolute flood of undesirables past the border in Canada.
Trump, or sorry, Trudeau, being the cuck that he is, just lets him right in.
Maxime Bernier is going to make the military guard the borders, and I think he'll be a great compliment to Donald Trump's presidency.
Hey, well, thank you very much.
And hey, cheers to you there, ProHunky.
I hope that you're smoking something pretty good.
Hey, you smoking something light-body, medium-body, or full-body?
You know what?
I got a Romeo and Julieta 1875.
I've got to make a shout out.
There's a subreddit called Cigars where you can trade with people from the United States and Canada.
I got this as part of a trade, and you know what?
It's tasting pretty good upon first impressions.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
Romeo Julieta ain't too bad.
I actually have actually smoked a Romeo Julieta from Cuba.
My favorite Cuban cigar is actually a Cohiba.
Oh, good God.
I mean, that is beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful cigar.
But of course, my favorite domestic smoke would probably have to be Opus X, which is a special reserve smoke that is only cultivated once a year by Arturo Fuente's personal from his personal crop.
Beautiful smoke.
You know, it's second to none.
I do, I love Opus X.
It is the premium of premium cigars as it pertains to domestic cigar consumption.
So cheers, ProHunky, man.
Thank you for calling up and appreciate the kind words.
And hopefully, man, you know, we have some people stand up and rise up in Canadia because I'm telling you, Trudeau, you're talking about pure cookery.
You know what I mean?
Pure cookery, man.
I mean, this idiot, while Donald Trump was cracking down on immigrants in this country, you had Trudeau opening up the damn borders in Canadia saying, hey, come on, eh?
Come on, Ubery.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, folks, I've known people who have been denied entrance in Canada legally just to visit the stupid dumb ice hole because they have a DUI on their record.
A DUI!
And yet you've got Trudeau allowing every Juan Juanita and well, what's another Mexican name?
Juanito.
Just going across the border, no big deal.
Come on, come on, come on down.
All right, give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thank you very much.
Let me go ahead and take some more chugs of this goddamn Dom P. Dom P, babe.
of that tetrahydrocannabinol left.
You know that?
Yeah.
I bought a quarter bag for like $100.
All right?
It's still there.
I mean, I'm not out here smoking like a damn chimney or anything of that nature.
But I'm feeling a little loose.
I'm feeling good here.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling loose.
I feel like I want to get a little looser, you know?
You know, I want a party, man.
I want a party.
I want a party.
It's the fifth of mayonnaise, man.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
It's Fower Friday.
It's 500th episodes of True Capitalist Radio, man.
I want a party.
I want a party, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, with that being said, let's let me go.
And by the way, it is drove, folks, which that means it's weaponized marijuana.
It's not none of that kind of crap that was shoved up some Mexicans' ass to get smuggled into this country.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the good stuff.
Here, let me get this crap.
Oh, yeah.
Got a little baggie.
Got a little bit of a baggie here.
Let me go ahead and get the damn smoking utensils.
I actually went and bought a goddamn pipe for the 420 episode, believe it or not.
With that being said, let's go ahead.
Let's get this.
Let's just do this.
All right, let's do this.
Let's do this.
All right, I want a party.
All right, now, once again, folks, what I want to remember, I'd like to remind everybody that I am consuming tetrahydrocannabinol and subjecting myself to this so that you don't have to.
All right?
I am subjecting myself to tetrahydrocannabinol so that you won't have to.
Now, with that being said, I got to empty this goddamn freaking pipe bowl here because there's nothing but ash in this son of a bitch, just nothing but ash.
Let's go ahead and open up this.
And somebody in the inner circle says that, doesn't smoking pot make you gay?
That's what?
Smoking pot makes you gay.
Get the get that crap out of here.
Smoking pot makes you gay.
Get out of here.
Your penis shrinks.
What the hell is that?
That's cocaine, guy.
All right?
That's cocaine.
All right, cocaine, what it does, it puts a hole in your nose.
You can have a heart attack, and it shrinks your penis.
All right, so don't do cocaine.
Seriously, do not do cocaine.
I'm just saying, do not do cocaine.
Anyway, let's go ahead and smoke, man.
All right?
I want a party, man.
It's the fifth of mayonnaise.
All right?
It's Cinco de Mayo, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Oh, man.
Here we go, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening, baby.
500 episodes.
We got 500 more.
got 500 more, baby.
Oh, yeah.
I got to let it hit the brain.
Gotta let it hit the brain, baby.
Whoa.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, my God.
I need a drink of that damn dumb pee, man.
Oh.
Turning Into A Pothead00:04:01
Oh, yeah.
Man, let me tell you.
I'm starting to like this stuff.
I'm not joking.
You see what y'all made me do?
Y'all going to turn me into a freaking pothead, man.
You idiots are going to turn me into a stoner.
I'm not joking.
You're going to turn me into a damn stoner, man.
Man, I got.
You know, every time I do this stuff, my eyes start watering up, man.
My freaking nose starts running for Christ's sake.
I got to blow my nose.
I'm just.
I'm feeling it, baby.
I don't know.
I'm liking it.
Let me take another swig of the damn dumb pee.
I'm almost done with it.
Oh, man.
I'm feeling great, man.
Let's take another hit, man.
Let's take another hit.
Come on, let's do it.
We're going straight to the top.
It's 500 episodes, man.
500 episodes of True Capitalist Radio.
And I want to say, I'm loving every minute of it.
I love it.
I'm loving doing this.
I'm not joking around.
Even all those that hate me.
I love you.
I love you.
Woo!
Let's continue going here, folks.
All right.
Let's continue going.
That's right.
You got to let it hit the brain.
You got to hold it and let it hit the goddamn brain.
That's right.
Oh my god!
Man, I caught so hard, I almost wanted a puke right there, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Whoa, man.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, man.
I'm telling you, this is two hits of some doty.
Two hits of some dank right there.
And whoa.
I could feel it, man.
I could feel it.
I could feel it, baby.
I could feel it.
I could feel it, baby.
I could feel it.
I'm not even joking, man.
I could feel it.
I can feel it, baby.
Oh, my gosh.
Let me go ahead and take another swig of some of this damn Dom P, baby.
I'm just feeling great, man.
It's my 500th episode.
I'm loving it.
I mean, you've got to excuse me.
You've got to excuse me while I bask in the 500th episodes of success.
You've got to excuse me.
All right.
I know that maybe this may not be the most opportune time to be conducting myself to this capacity.
But, you know, it's just the way it is.
I've got to do this.
I mean, it's a tension breaker, baby.
It's a baller Friday.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
It's goddamn 500th episode, baby.
You understand?
I'm celebrating.
I'm basking in my success.
All right, even though I'm freaking out $5,000 because of a damn squirrel, but let's not talk about that.
All right, I'm feeling good right now.
I'm feeling good right now.
Celebrating The 500th Episode00:02:24
As a matter of fact, let's put some freaking music on, man.
Let's put some music on right now.
Oh, before we do, let me calm my ass down for a second.
Let me take another chug of this goddamn Dom P.
Oh, God.
All right, now that we're here, now that we're all calm and settled, let's take a couple of deep breaths.
We are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, folks.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like to remind everybody to please spread it around, spread it around, spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And it is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
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And of course, if you have not done so, please follow me on Twitter and Gab.
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All one word, no underscores.
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And of course, folks, please add to your favorites and your bookmarks, all right, my official web presence on the internet.
And you can type in your browser and get there right now, ghost.report.
That's what you type into your browser right now, ghost.report.
And go ahead and check that out.
I'm going to be posting some things throughout the weekend that is going to be cryptocurrency related.
Politics Ghost Social Media Handle00:08:31
I know I've been a little personal as of late on Ghost.report, but I mean, I've got to get things off my chest, man.
I'm going to be doing things like that on there.
I'm going to be airing out some personal issues and stuff like that.
It's just the way it is.
I told you, I changed the whole format of Ghost.report because I'm doing me.
All right, that's what I'm doing.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me is what I'm doing.
I'm doing me.
Anyway, with that being said, hey, hey, engineer, engineer, can you do me a big favor and put on some goddamn music, please?
All right.
Well, hold on, engineer.
Before you do that, let me take one more chug of this.
And let's take one more.
One more puff of the magic dragon.
One more puff of the magic dragon.
Let's do this, shall we?
That's what I'm talking about, man.
You're goddamn right.
All right, engineer.
Oh, yeah.
That one hit me right there.
I didn't cough on that one, baby.
Iron lung, baby.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting the iron lung there, boy.
Anyway, engineer, can you throw on some goddamn music here, engineer?
Yeah, man.
Throw on some music, man.
Oh, yeah.
Here's that trippy music that you got in your collection there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, you see, this is the kind of music that you want while you're kicking back and you're, you know, under the influence of tetrahydroconnet.
Expand your consciousness is what this, whatever voice is coming out of this damn speaker is saying.
man, I'm telling you, I can get used to this.
I can get used to partying like this to say that.
I'm not even joking around.
Ah!
Welcome to the music, engineer.
Don't trick me like that, engineer.
Don't trick me like that.
Expand your consciousness.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I'm feeling great, baby.
I'm feeling great on this 500th episode.
I hope that you are too, man.
I hope you are too.
You're not celebrating Bowler Friday.
Oh, man.
Expand your consciousness.
Can you feel it, man?
I can feel it.
Yeah, man.
I can see why people do this a little bit often, you know what I mean?
I can see it, baby.
I could see it.
I could feel it.
Could feel it firsthand.
I almost want a little moan.
You know what I mean?
I'm not trying to sound like a degenerate, but Maya.
Maybe I don't even know what I'm doing right now, man.
All I know is leaner than yours.
I'm breathing is cleaner than yours.
The damn mic!
Damn it.
I dropped the mic!
Damn it!
Dropping the freaking mic of the 500th episode.
It's 500 episodes.
Give me that, damn, Mike.
Give me that mic.
Give me that damn mic.
Man.
I'm feeling great, man.
I mean, I can like literally feel the synapses in my body.
I can feel them like traveling from my brain to any part of my extremities that I am attempting to move.
I'm not even kidding.
I can feel my heartbeat.
I can feel my heartbeat.
Is that normal?
I can feel my heart beat.
Oh, jeez, man.
I'm getting out.
I'm out of it.
I'm getting out of it.
AIDS Infected Fools Hate Me00:03:06
I'm sorry.
I'm having a lot of Dom P right now.
All right.
I'm having a little bit of Dom P, and I'm smoking a little bit of the devil's lettuce.
I'm smoking a little bit of the devil's lettuce.
Good God.
Good God.
But let's smoke a little more.
How about add a little bit of more?
A little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more.
Expand your consciousness.
Expand your consciousness.
You know, you, you people have made me do this.
people and your bad influences made me do this.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You guys, you know, I'm over here.
I'm just trying to do some kind of a broadcast.
And, you know, I'm I just don't know if I'm appreciated, man.
I mean, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I'm being candid right now.
Now that I am expanding my consciousness, I just have to be very, very, very candid.
I just don't think I'm appreciated, man.
I mean, I am out here literally giving millions of dollars of information absolutely free.
And yet I still have a very small contingent of what seems to be, in my humble opinion, a bunch of AIDS-infected fools that just want to hate me because they ate me.
They hate me because they ate me.
And maybe, just maybe, they got the AIDS.
Yeah.
They got the AIDS.
Feeling Synapses In Extremities00:03:07
Oh, man.
I can literally feel the synapses from my brain going towards my extremities.
I can feel my hand when I move it.
You know, I mean, it's bizarre.
It's bizarre, man!
It's bizarre!
It's bizarre.
Expand your consciousness.
Expand it.
I've won Mogan.
Just one more.
Just I'm already here.
I've already gone there.
I'm here now.
I'm already doing this.
I'm doing this now.
We're here.
We've gone there.
We went there.
Let's just continue going straight to the top.
Straight to the top You've got to let it hit the parade.
Expand your consciousness.
Hey, yay!
I hate when the engineer does that, man.
He cuts off the movies.
Don't do that.
Why do you do that?
End your consciousness, man.
Expand your consciousness.
All right.
You know, turn it off, engineer.
Turn it off.
for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, my apologies.
I'm just sitting here just, you know, I'm just trying to, you know, kick back a little bit.
You know, I'm it's a 500 episode.
You know, we're here.
We're chilling, you know, and I want to hear, I guess I want to hear from you people.
I don't know.
Do I want to hear from you people?
I don't even know.
I mean, do I even want to hear from you people?
I don't even know if I want to hear from you people.
I'm having a good time here chilling.
I don't know if I want to hear from you people.
Dating Advice For Introverts00:08:04
Good God.
Hey, engineer, should I take calls, man?
I mean, seriously, should I take some calls?
Ah, well, let's take a couple of calls.
What the hell?
It's Baller Friday, right?
It's Baller Friday, 500th episode of the 5th of Mayonnaise.
Secret A Mayo.
Let's go ahead and take a couple of calls.
What the hell?
What are we doing here anyway, right?
What are we doing here anyway?
Right?
How about 618?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
What's up, ghost?
It's Kingfish.
Hey, what's going on, Kingfish?
How are you doing, man?
Not bad.
Just got off work.
Wanted to wish you a happy 500th as well as a happy Baller Friday, brother.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Cheers to you.
And hopefully that you're going to conduct your Baller Friday in true Kingfish fashion, going out, possibly potentially hooking up with one of these bimbos.
Now, I don't mean to give your secret away.
I do want to talk about it a little bit, man, because we do have a lot of people out here listening that aren't very social and don't know how to, you know, conversate with the opposite sex.
So I'm going to just tell them your secret.
Your secret is that you are capitalist.
You are of the right to the political spectrum.
But you purposely go for women that are leftists, liberals, social justice warriors because you know they will drop trowel if you tell them the right things.
Am I right or am I wrong?
I don't know if I purposely go for them, but it always tends to happen.
And it's easy to catch them off guard when you throw something that they're not expecting their way.
Because every single male seems to be cucked and willing just to bow down to these women just because they have, what, a golden vagina.
And I think we've got to stop as men putting the quote-unquote pussy on a pedestal.
I can agree to that.
Now, you know, since you are a man's man, I mean, let me tell you, I know Kingfish.
He's part of the inner circle.
He's a man's man.
I mean, can you advise folks that would otherwise don't know or never been taught or didn't have a father how to approach a woman without making it seem as if they're a desperate bunch of freaks?
And can you at least somewhat, because it's very hard to explain, believe me, I know.
Can you explain to some extent or verbalize what it takes to be able to achieve what is otherwise a woman's attention?
Because that's inevitably what you want.
Once you have the woman's attention, then she's into you.
And then when she's into you, then the objective is making her want you to ravage her or, you know, go Neanderthal.
You get it.
Go ahead.
I mean, try to verbalize what I'm saying.
I'm really messed up right now.
Well, Ghost, depending on the situation, I just examine the situation and then use that to my benefit.
If there's something going on, if they're trying to look a certain way, I comment on that as my icebreaker, usually saying something funny and attention-getting, and then reverting the conversation back on them while asking leading questions.
I can lead the conversation in any way that I want.
And then I usually turn it into a little bit of sexual overtone until I get their number and tell them that I will be calling them and that I will be hooking up with them.
And I can attest to the fact that he does do this on a consistent basis, very much so.
And all you do is just put yourself in the scenario, correct?
You're not doing anything magical.
You're not buying these women anything.
You're not doing anything special.
All you're doing is going out into a social setting that'll enable you to be able to go up to a woman and not be creepy about it because they're in the social setting as well.
But you break the ice in not desperate fashion.
It's more like a, you know, hey, how are you doing?
Borderline platonic, but still on that fine line of, hey, I'm still kind of checking you out type of look, if you will.
Absolutely.
I think the hardest thing that people got to get over is the initial fear of approaching someone and having the balls just to not care about what happens in the situation.
I mean, the worst thing that someone ever can say is no.
And there's hundreds of people, thousands of people out there.
And the hardest thing, again, to do is just say hello.
And whatever happens from there is just a matter of fate and your ability to speak and interact with people.
I don't say you have to buy people anything.
You don't have to cuff yourself.
You can just be the confident person you are, approach them.
And if it fails, then move on.
That's very good advice, man.
Man, do you want to give a shout out to anybody there, Kingfish?
I thank you very much for calling as well, man.
Let's say a shout out to you, the wife, Templeton, and the inner circle, as well as the Capitalist Army.
Keep on capitalizing.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
And I guarantee you that the majority of the gentlemen that are listening in and appreciate it as well.
And I just want to give a little bit of a footnote on what Kingfish was saying.
You have to have a confidence that isn't an arrogance.
You know, I mean, women, they're very keen in being able to differentiate between confidence, true male confidence, and arrogance.
You know, I mean, women can see through arrogance like it's no big deal.
They can read right through men.
Why?
Because typically many men have gone up to them.
They've heard the speeches, the spiels, the lines.
They've heard it all before.
And the objective is to create a conversation in which it's outside the norms of what a traditional man would traditionally do when initiating conversation or communication with them.
You know, and you have to sound confident, like you just have answers.
That's how the best to describe it.
You know, you just walk around like you have answers and like anything that comes your way, that you could be able to deal with it.
I mean, you have to give that vibe.
You know, and at the same time, you also have to be able to ask questions that are based upon observations that you can gather as a man on the woman.
For instance, if she has good makeup, you know, because look, that's a big deal.
Women take, you know, one and a half, two hours to put on their makeup, depending on, you know, how much they want to put on, what style of woman they want to be that night.
I mean, it's literally a whole goddamn mask.
You know, compliment them on their makeup.
Say, oh, your makeup is unbelievably great.
If they have a bunch of eye crap on, just say, oh, I like how you did your eyes and all that.
All this crap.
And they'll be flattered.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why I'm trying to, you know, at least plant seeds to guys out here that are listening in.
That it is not impossible to go out and interact with an actual female.
But you, as a man, have to be able to have the confidence necessary to be able to go up to these women and be able to conversate with them without making it seem that you're a desperate person trying to get into their pants.
Planting Seeds With Women00:15:25
You understand?
You got to make it seem as though, yeah, how you doing?
I'm just talking to you here.
Yeah, I'm just, you know, how's the scene here?
Yeah, you look good.
You know, and just want the objective as a man is for you to make her want you.
Because if you can make her want you, then she's going to be the one dropping trial.
I'm not joking.
Women will drop trial if they want you.
Now, how do you make them want you?
You have to ask questions.
These women will talk about themselves.
You know, what are you looking for?
What are you this, that?
And don't take what they say for face value.
If they say, I want a man who's got a job, he's got this, and that's not what they want.
All right?
That's not what they want.
They want a little bit of a dangerous man.
That's why they're there.
That's why they're in a bar setting.
That's why they're in a social setting where you're going up to them.
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And what you need to do is you need to figure out what it is that turns them on as a woman.
I hate to say this, but it's the truth.
You got to figure out what turns them on and encapsulate that in that evening.
If they like to laugh, well then make them laugh.
If they like adventure, well then take them out of that scenario and say, hey, look, let's go bar hopping.
Let's go do this.
Let's go do that.
Have an adventure.
I mean, I'm telling you, it is easy to find and score with women, man.
I am not joking around.
I got a cupcake lady over here.
Literally, I'm going to be honest with you.
My wife's not here.
This woman over here across the street really wants the ghost special.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
She wants the ghost special.
And, you know, she's, you know, trying to use confections to get my affection.
And, you know, it ain't going to work.
And why is she doing that?
Because she sees from afar.
She's across the street all the time.
She views the manly dominance and confidence that I exude on a consistent basis.
I wouldn't be able to produce a show to this capacity if I didn't have the confidence that I have on this show in real life.
Let's be honest.
People don't just talk like this.
People don't just know all this knowledge and all that.
People don't just know the answers.
You understand?
Men know the answers.
You understand that?
Men understand what's going on.
Men aren't afraid to confront any obstacle for Christ's sake.
Men walk around like they are ready to conquer the world.
And women can see that.
They can sense it, man.
I'm not even joking around.
They can see it.
They can sense it.
And, you know, women are even more keenly observant if you're a bumbling, stumbling idiot.
How do you make her want you?
Well, first of all, you got to look at yourself in the mirror and figure out, are you scoring too high?
Because listen, everybody wants a 10, right?
Everybody wants a 10.
But you need to look at yourself and figure out what it is about you that makes you deserve a 10.
All right?
I mean, if you're not very good looking, do you have your hair did?
Do you have badass threads?
Do you have good shoes?
As a matter of fact, good shoes is a very important deal.
You understand?
I mean, I'm not joking around.
Good shoes will get you laid.
Women love shoes.
I don't get it, but that's the first thing they look at is your damn shoes.
So that's why I'd be walking around with badass Stacey Adams, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
I mean, women, they start dropping to their knees when they look at the Stacey Adams.
Anyway, look, I'm digressing here.
I've had a little bit too much to drink, and I've been smoking some tetrahydrocannabinol.
The point is, is that you need to look at yourself in the mirror, and if you're not very good looking, then you need to have the threads.
You need to have the threads.
You need to have a goddamn gold watch.
You know what I'm saying?
You need to have these things.
You need to be able to at least make yourself look like you're worth something.
Secondly, you need to be a capitalist.
You have to be a capitalist.
There's no if, ands, or buts about it.
You have to be.
I mean, how many communists do you know are scoring, you know, Melania Trump?
All right?
I mean, you know, that kind of caliber.
Honestly.
I mean, how many?
How many guys do you know that are scoring Melania Trump that are damn communists?
I'm not even joking around.
You cannot tell me.
You cannot tell me that there are communists out there that are actually scoring, you know, a Melania Trump's or these badass dimes that are out here.
I mean, you have to look in the mirror.
You have to figure out who you are as a man.
And if you're a good-looking man, well, then, man, you got it already halfway done.
How do you know if you're a good-looking man?
If women are coming up to you, all right?
If they're coming up to you and you're not having to do anything, then you're possibly a decent-looking chap.
All right?
If you've got women wanting to conversate with you that are just coming up to you randomly and just wanting to have conversations and, you know, that are making cupcakes for you and, you know, things of that capacity, then maybe you're a decent-looking man.
But if not, then in my personal opinion, you may want to start thinking about other things in my personal view.
I'm just saying.
Look, I'm just trying to help you guys out here.
I mean, it's the 500th episode.
You know, I'm under the influence of many different intoxicants here.
And I definitely want to help some chaps out here.
It's freaking Cinco de Mayo.
All right.
After this show, you should be considering going out to your nearest bar that's got either a special on tequila or a freaking margaritas or something and going out there and trying to conversate with some of these women.
That's why they're out there.
They're going to be out there tonight.
Tonight's the night.
Do you understand?
It's one of those party nights.
They got to go out and get drunk.
They got to go out and party.
I mean, this is your cue.
I mean, listen, even if you go out and all you do is have a good time.
You have a good time.
You know, you got this broad.
She's dancing with you.
Maybe she's kissing on you.
Whatever the case might be.
At the end of the night, that's what you do.
At least you have that experience, man.
But no one's going to give you that experience unless you go out and do it.
No one's going to give you that experience unless you go out and conduct yourself in a capacity where you are going to have yourself cross paths with these types of folks.
And cross paths with women and females.
I mean, you know, even if you're rejected, even if for whatever reason these women just aren't digging you, you just need to assess the situation properly and realize what exactly I did wrong and do it again.
I mean, what did Aaliyah say in that one song?
If at first you don't succeed, get yourself up and try again.
Get yourself up and try again.
You know what I'm saying?
All right?
Now, hey, Templeton, be quiet.
I don't know what the hell Templeton's problem is.
Now, for some chaps, like maybe some of the bronies, that may not work, you know, and they may, you know, they may have to hop on the other side.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking.
They may have to go, you know, Grinder or Craigslist style or something.
I'm not joking around.
Anyway, look, that's enough of this.
This is the 500th episode of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
I want to thank each and every one of you for listening to this broadcast.
Doesn't matter in what capacity you're listening.
I'm glad that you're listening.
You love me, you hate me, you can't stand me as long as you keep listening to me.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, man, I want to thank you all for listening.
Let's go ahead.
Let me see.
What time is it?
We got about a little over 25 minutes left in the broadcast.
Let's go ahead and do some radio graffiti.
And look, look, I'm going to be honest.
If you people are going to try to ruin my 500th episode, I will end it.
You understand what I'm talking about, boy?
I will end it before you assholes ruin my 500th episode.
As a matter of fact, I'm almost done with this bottle.
You know, before I get to radio graffiti, one more bowl.
One more bowl, baby.
One more bowl.
Hold on.
Somebody in the inner circle just posted a picture of them.
Is that a real pillow that you have on your goddamn freaking bed?
Somebody here has got a Nicholas Cage pillowcase.
I am not kidding you.
I mean, are you trying to mess with me while I'm a little inebriated here?
Nicholas Cage, are you joking?
Oh.
Man, what a buzzkill that was, man.
I'm not even joking around.
What a buzzkill.
Nicholas freaking Cage, man.
That was gross, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And he's got those weird teeth, you know?
You know, he's got little chiclet teeth.
You know, little chiclet teeth, man.
Like, like, you know, he's got like a small gum line.
And like, like the son of a bitch, you know, he can't fit like all human teeth like on his fucking jowls.
I don't know.
Never mind.
Anyway, I don't know.
I'm going off keister here.
Let me go ahead and let me take this last bowl here.
That's what I'm talking about.
I feel like the macho man.
Hold on.
Let me let it hit the brain here for a second.
Yeah, I feel like the macho.
Ooh, yeah.
I feel like the macho man, Randy Savage.
Yeah, I'm telling all you out there, I've got Elizabeth Horston on my shoulder.
Yeah.
Anyway, I don't know.
I'm acting like a freaking macho man.
Man, I got one more sip of this Dom Pee and that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Here it's gone.
It's over.
It's gone.
That's it.
That's all, folks.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti, all right?
And for you folks that are unaware, radio graffiti is that part of the broadcast where, hold on, one more smoke.
All right, one more.
You see what y'all have done to me?
You see what you all have done to me, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
I said I never smoked.
You turned me into a stoner.
It's your fault, man!
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right, let me calm down.
Jesus are going to blow my nose again.
God damn it, what this blows crap!
Hey, um, um, what's your name again?
Um Engineer.
Do we got any goddamn radio graffiti calls by any chance?
All right, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls.
Right now!
All right, who we got here?
Jesus Christ.
How about 347 radio graffiti?
Radio Graffiti Call Insults00:09:34
No, we hear you smoking up, man.
Keep up the good work.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
I'm actually, you know, I shouldn't be doing this.
It's like freaking weaponized marijuana.
I'm not even joking around.
This is like weaponized freaking marijuana, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
People are saying, people are saying that I sound like Alex Jones right now.
That's great.
That's great.
I hear Alex Jones is hiring.
By the way, so all you guys who want a job, you know, you know, my filters!
My filters!
go ahead and apply.
All right.
618 Radio Graffiti.
Oh, I wasn't cute, yo, suspicious.
Oh, man, my bad.
Hey, thank you for calling up, Fish.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
How about 818 radio graffiti?
Hey, Joe.
Happy 500.
So I was going to rip this ball during the awning.
Congratulations.
Yeah, there's Amy Daly.
She's choking up on some.
Are you taking hits from the bong?
Let me take another one.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Cheers to you, Amy Daly.
And man, everybody's getting high tonight.
Everybody getting high tonight.
Is it a Mexican thing because the Mexicans shove the goddamn weed up their ass to get smuggled into this country, and that's why we're consuming it or some garbage?
Is there a correlation between Cinco de Mayo and smoking the pot?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
Anyway, cheers, Amy Daly.
Good to hear from you.
How about 985, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Gus, I just want to say I already tweeted you some stuff, but it seems like some people are trying to get your broadcast taken down, it seems.
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, if they do, well, then, you know, the trolls should go after them accordingly.
I mean, what do you want me to do about it?
You know, if I get taken down, I get taken down.
You know who to blame.
You know what I mean?
I mean, the whole damn 4chan, you know, pole fury should go after those folks.
Not even joking.
I mean, if I get taken down, do you know who to blame?
I'm just saying.
Just saying.
Okay?
No crap.
Was that Lucy and Wintrich?
Who was that?
How about 831, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
It's Leonard.
I'm just calling in to wish you a happy 500 and happy Cinco de Mayo.
And also, hey, thank you very much.
And hey, hey, Leonard, look, we're going to get you back into the damn chat here.
Just give me some time.
As a matter of fact, Capitalist Mao, I got you.
I've got, who else I got?
Smug bastards.
A couple of people that I got to get to the chat, but don't worry about it.
I got you guys.
Believe me, you're not missing much other than maybe some, I don't know, maybe some very, very foul-mouthed conversation.
That's about it.
How about, Jesus Christ?
There's nothing but anonymous numbers here.
I don't want to take anonymous.
I don't want you people to ruin my damn Bowler Friday 500th edition Cinco de Mayo.
You understand?
I don't want y'all to do that.
How about 619, Radio Graffiti?
Hola, como stas, ghost, aquiz, Asho, Fedicid.
Hey, it's Asho, man.
How you doing, man?
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Good to hear from you, man.
How you doing?
Pretty good over here.
I just ate some Jack in the Box Tacos.
And, you know, the 99 Cent Tacos that they saw at Jack in the Box.
I just ate them to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
And, yeah, like a true Mexican.
I love Mexican food.
That's where we want it to merchandise.
To be honest with you, I mean, those 99 cent Jack and the Crack tacos ain't too bad, man.
I mean, I don't know what they're putting in it.
I mean, obviously, it's not, I don't know.
I'm not going to say what's in there.
It's obviously not beef.
Maybe it is beef.
I don't know.
Whatever it is, it gives a little bit of spice going on.
You got the grease going on, a little bit of the crisp of the taco.
I like it, man.
What do you think?
Yeah, I like it too.
It kind of looks like cat food.
Maybe you kind of compare it to cat food.
But, I mean, you know, you never know.
I don't need to hear that.
It looks like freaking cat food.
It's a cat!
Freaking blood kill!
Look, I'm trying to make a decent, like, you know, I'm trying to give, like, some props to some cheap food so that folks that are out there that want to save a buck on, like, you know, I don't know, On a late night meal or something, that Jack and the crack tacos ain't too bad.
And you're sitting over here saying that it looks like cat food.
I mean, give me a break.
Jeez, man.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Freaking cat food, man.
Come on, man.
Who do we have?
Who else do we got going on over here?
How about 979 Raider Graffiti?
That's great.
I'm glad that you waited for two and a half hours so that you could do that.
You know what I mean?
That's America right there.
Ain't that America?
Good Lord.
How about 269 Raider Graffiti?
Hey, happy 500 episodes, Ghost.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate it, man.
Hey, look, I appreciate all the good comments, man.
I mean, it's.
I need it.
I need it, to say the least.
God damn it, I need it.
What a Bowler Friday this is, baby.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving this 500th episode of True Capitalist Radio, man.
I'm loving it, man.
I'm loving it.
How about 831 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, hey, it's me again.
Oh, man.
Sorry.
I mean, I'm a 352 Raider graffiti.
Whatever the hell to me of the trap is, every time you do a goddamn freaking splice, why is it that you have to rape me?
I mean, can you explain that to me?
Can somebody explain that?
You just couldn't hold back, could you, Thomas?
You want to know why I'm hearing this?
Not for some Chinese nutjob, but because of.
And I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but I'm not going to be internet.
I look like my goddamn money.
Get back in the kitchen where you belong!
I hate your grandmother so you pay more attention to how weak she is.
And now, I'm going to read the reason you left her.
Raiden snake.
Getting so Thomas?
He keeps fucking me up like this.
I don't want it anymore.
I pay for that.
I don't want to see his single.
It's just going to keep happening and happening.
You know what I mean?
Everything was just going just great until we had to have this sick, disgusting, pathetic ridiculousness.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking around.
I cannot believe this.
It's sick, disgusting, ridiculous.
You know, it's just disgusting ridiculousness.
But of course, where does it come from?
It comes from that adult cartoon watching side of the, you know, that side of the internet over there.
That's what it is.
That's where it comes from.
You know, that cartoon side of the internet over there.
Cartoon Side Of The Internet00:03:13
Give me the mic.
That's where it all comes from, man.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, you know, and then, you know, these cartoon-fetished adult morons, they want to sit over here and pretend like there's nothing wrong with them, that they're completely normal.
You are not normal, okay?
This is when you all get together.
This is the kind of stuff that you people think up.
This is what you all think is humorous here.
That's what I'm saying.
352, radio graffiti.
I'm not iron lung like you stupid reefer addicts out there.
You see, I didn't cough on that one.
Man, I'm getting the iron lung now.
Just shut up.
I'm evolved, okay?
I'm evolved on that issue.
So just shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
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Sick Perverted Radio Calls00:09:54
Yeah, great.
A hell and killer deaf mute.
All right, that's that's yeah, okay.
Great.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
I bought 352 Radio Graffiti.
We've got, oh, there's eight equal.
Oh, that's great.
Diamond mic for ghost.
Yeah, you know, I can agree to that.
My hell of a golden, my guy.
I deserve the diamond microphone, boy.
Oh, what a legacy.
What a legacy.
Again, what a lovely tribute to the Lily Raiders thing.
Now, it is now time to hand out the final award chosen by the people.
Now, all the votes have been counted, tallied, and finalized.
The winner of the first ever Black Rock Radio Diamond Microphone Award goes to Ghost of True Cablis Radio.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Hey, all you judging me, they can't get enough of me, can't they?
You can't get enough of me, huh?
Keep on, keep on, keep on.
I'm losing it.
I'm lost.
I'm sorry, Joe.
I think I read the card wrong.
I'm sorry.
I don't like when people say that before I'm about to, like, you know, what the hell are you showing me?
I'm gonna probably vote with ghosts.
What?
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Hold on, wait, just a second.
The true winner.
Hold on.
So, the Black Talk Radio Diamond microphone goes to the engineer.
I mean, this is not a joke, Judge.
Are you serious?
Here you go.
Congratulations, buddy.
Thank you.
You're kidding.
You've got anything to do.
You're back now.
The dude's going to get it.
You know, I can't believe you would do this to me on my 500th goddamn episode of True Cat.
I just.
You son of a b.
Damn it.
You know, I thought this was going to be a very good chill kickback party episode, Cico de Mayo episode.
But of course, you know, I just can't get away.
I can't get away from these idiots.
I can't get away from these goddamn trolls.
I can't get away from it.
I just can't get away from it for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the mic.
Let me bring back a friendly face, man.
Hey, Raiden Snake, are you there, man?
Yeah, I am.
And you notice the last two calls, they both referenced me again.
I know, man.
I have no idea what the hell is going on once again, man.
I'm getting sick of this as much as you are.
I can understand why you want to kind of go away and that sort of thing.
I mean, do you want to have any last words to these people before it's a 500th episode?
It's kind of a big deal.
It's going to go down in history.
Do you want anything?
I'm just sick and tired of the trolls go.
Someone interrupts you.
I'm really sick and tired of the fucking narcoles.
I'm sick and tired.
It's just a little bullshit.
It's getting pathetic.
It's taking me out of peace.
And it's fucking boring.
You know, it's just the same bullshit time and time again.
And they think it's fucked some kind of sick fucking joke.
I don't.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick to death.
I've fucking had enough.
Excuse my bluntness here.
No, it's okay, Raiden Snake, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sincerely sorry that you have to put up with this type of crap, man.
I want to tell you that you are always welcome here, regardless of what these adult cartoons-feshed assholes think or say or try to do.
But you're always welcome here, and screw these damn troll assholes, all right?
Screw them.
All right, screw their asses.
Jesus Christ, who else do we have here, man?
We got this the Arabian Prince.
Man, no way.
That's not the Arabian prayer.
What the hell's going on, man?
I mean, why do you, you know, I don't have time to even worry about it.
How about 423 radio graffiti?
Yo, what the hell is that?
Motherfuckers, I knew you were having the fame with that, bitch.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Frank.
Ah, Christ, no.
My wife.
It's time to take out this side of Army.
Get away!
Get away, Amar!
Get away!
Oh, God, you saved my life.
I'm gonna ever pay you.
That's your cupcakes right here on my face.
Give me some kind of coffee.
Consolidation prize, you know what I mean?
Oh!
What?
You sick!
Son of a bitch!
You're sick!
You perverted!
You see what I'm talking about?
You see what I'm talking about, folks!
This is what I'm talking about!
These are these cartoons-fetished assholes!
This is what I'm talking about, man!
Good God!
Not even, not even, not even on my 500th episode, for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
I mean, what the hell am I doing?
What am I doing here?
What am I doing here?
I mean, seriously, man, what am I doing here?
Give me the freak in my car.
What am I doing here, man?
Good God, man.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
My name is Well, we would have expected that from probably the Autistic Plague.
What else is new?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
There, what the hole in my life.
In life, and now it's filled with cheating.
There, what a hole in my wife.
That's great.
I'm very proud of you.
How about we'll give Anonymous one more chance?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Right back in my hometown.
Hey, here we go again.
You know, the Autistic Plague and possibly Mass Pony and all them other fruit bowls.
Very funny.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Hey, German, tickle my anus.
Okay, don't mind if I do.
What the hell?
I see something coming out.
and I think Get that stupid sick.
It's sick perverted.
I gotta put up with, right?
Not a, I mean, look, God damn it, that stupid frog, okay?
Aside from that stupid sick, perverted frog, I mean, I gotta deal with the autistic cringe, the freaking cringe that I gotta deal with on a daily basis.
Do you understand?
I gotta deal with autistic, ridiculous adult cartoons that cringe on autistic failures every goddamn day.
Give me the freaking mic.
This is what I got to deal with on a consistent basis, man.
This is a kind of autistic cringe, Ed!
Look, we're going to...
Well, how about one more?
910 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, you guys.
No about the true originary thing.
Happy 500 episode and happy single demo, man.
Just got all works, so I'm just chilling out.
Hope you have it.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
You know what?
That's a great, that's a great way to end it.
Thank you very much, folks.
500 episodes, 500 more.
Stay tuned.
Tomorrow, Saturday Night Trump Show, 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.