Ghost of True Capitalist Radio opens April 20th, 2017, Episode 493 by opposing marijuana culture while predicting Ethereum will replace Bitcoin due to superior technology. He rants against Sue Klebold, welfare recipients buying soft drinks, and globalist institutions before consuming expensive Mexican cannabis. The broadcast devolves into chaos as callers discuss huffing paint and using fermented feces, prompting Ghost to threaten physical assault and denounce the event as a circus sideshow filled with trolls and inappropriate content. [Automatically generated summary]
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to a very special edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you all very much for tuning in with me.
Before we get started, I want to remind everybody this is 420, baby.
That's right, April 20th, 2017.
2017.
It's still hard to believe that, you know, we're two years after what is depicted at, in back to the future, too.
I just, it still boggles the mind.
Anyway, folks, this is episode number 493, episode number 493 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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All right.
Anyway, folks, before we get started, I want to remind everybody right now, this is 4.20, April 20th, folks.
Celebrating 420 Madness00:07:01
And if you folks don't know what this infamous underground type of holiday is, this is where everyone who consumes tetrahydrocannabinol decides to celebrate the fact that they do.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, tetrahydrocannabinol is the key chemical component to one marijuana weed wacky tobaki, the devil's lettuce, reefer, grass, you know, whatever you want to call it.
I mean, that's what it is.
And I'd like to also take into consideration, folks, that since this has become an underground holiday in which people, for whatever reason, are celebrating the fact that they are consuming marijuana, I just call me old-fashioned, you know, call me old-school conservative.
I don't care what you call me, all right?
I just don't think that consuming marijuana should be celebrated as some kind of a goddamn national pastime.
I'm sorry.
I just don't think it should.
I mean, this is a horrible message that we're sending to the children out here.
That it's okay to just go ahead and just, you know, celebrate the fact that you're consuming some kind of a plant that makes you bombed out of your goddamn mind.
You understand?
And I just don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think that's conducive to a decent civil society.
So with that being said, I have decided, and I've done this sometime before, all right?
I've decided that I am going to subject myself to tetrahydrocannabinol.
I will subject myself to marijuana so that you won't have to.
That's what the crux of the broadcast is going to be today because I am going to put myself at risk.
I'm going to put myself at risk by subjecting myself to a narcotic so that you won't have to.
Anyway, folks, before we get into all the wacky tobacco stuff, let's go ahead and start covering the markets first, all right?
I mean, you know, hey, a business before pleasure.
You know what I'm talking about?
So let's go ahead and get to it.
Let's get to the cryptocurrency markets.
Let's run through those.
And then we're going to go ahead and get to the equities markets.
And then we're going to kind of kind of free flow, kind of a free format type of a 420 edition thereafter.
I don't know.
I mean, anything can happen.
It's 420.
It's 420.
And aside from 420 being a celebration day for consuming tetrahydrocannabinol, there is some bad things that happen on this day, folks.
Of course, the Columbine shootings happened on this day 18 years ago.
Can you believe that?
Good God.
Time, I'm telling you, time is a son of a bitch.
Anyway, before I get started on anything, I do want to make a comment about this dumb stupid Skankosaurus old wimbag.
I don't even know what her name is, but Derek Klebold's mother.
Now, I have no idea if this woman is capitalizing off of going off and selling her book and talking to, you know, high schools and having lectures and all this other stuff.
But why in the hell are we celebrating or even acknowledging?
What the hell is her name?
Sue Klebold?
Why are we even acknowledging this old bag?
I mean, it was whatever she was doing in her household or lack thereof that obviously encouraged or condoned.
I mean, I don't even know how to describe it.
But what happened in Columbine was comprised in not only her household, but Eric Harris's household.
And now all of a sudden, let me go ahead and retweet this here.
All of a sudden, she's going out.
She's talking to high schools.
She's all of a sudden an expert at all this crap.
Let me tell you something.
This woman should be thrown in jail.
You understand?
I mean, these kids, Eric Harris and Derek Klebold, these guys were young and they were minors.
And when you were a minor, you are under your supervision of whoever your legal guardian is.
And if your legal guardian is a mother or a mother and a father, whatever the case might be, they should be responsible criminally and litigiously with whatever happens as a result of their kids' negligence, mischief, or worse, malice.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I just retweeted this article in which.
Mother of Columbine Shooters speaks in Nashville on suicide prevention.
She should be committing suicide.
What are you talking about?
Suicide, you dumb stupid broad.
I can't believe.
I'm sorry, I'm just leading in with this, folks, but I just, I mean, have we all gone mad here?
Have we all gone mad?
I mean, I don't get it.
I mean, why are we even acknowledging this old bag?
I mean, it was her parenting that contributed to the Columbine massacre.
And now all of a sudden, this woman is an expert, for heaven's sake.
I mean, what the hell, man?
This woman should be freaking, I shouldn't even, I'm not even going to say anything, but all I'm saying is, wherever the spirit of Ike Turner is, I hope that he has conjured and lays the goddamn pimp hand strong in a spiritual sense on this woman.
How and why this woman is still out around and free, I have no idea.
Makes me sick.
Sue Klebold, get the hell out of here, you stupid, dumb old bag.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let me continue moving on.
I'm just saying, 18 years ago today, also, the Columbine massacres happened.
And as a result, I think this, I mean, this woman should be in jail as far as I've, she should have been charged with the goddamn massacre as well as the parents of Eric Harris.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on here, all right?
Let me go ahead and move on.
Cryptocurrency Market Chaos00:08:33
Let's go to the cryptocurrency, shall we?
All right.
Let's go to the damn cryptocurrencies.
What do we got to do here?
Now, the cryptocurrency market is a mixed bag today, to say the least.
We are seeing major movement in all these cryptocurrencies.
You know, that's the game about cryptocurrency.
You know, once you have it and you see a rise in whatever you're holding, you want to move that as soon as possible.
So not only can you keep that profit, but you could parlay it and make it more.
You know what I mean?
So with that being said, you've got a lot of mixed bag in the cryptocurrency market right now.
We did see a slight decrease in the dollar.
So that's why we're seeing some movement in some of these and some contraction in others.
And the contractions that we're seeing today correlate with the rises that happened in previous days.
So what that says to me is that people are taking their profits and they're moving.
This is a very fast-moving market if you happen to have traded in this or if you're partaking in this for Christ's sake.
Okay?
So with that being said, let's just go ahead and get to the Bitcoin market, shall we?
Or the cryptocurrency market.
Let's get to Bitcoin.
Of course, right now, the gold standard, but it is lowering in its dominance of the cryptocurrency market, folks.
It's at about 66%, a little over 66%, sometimes 67% dominance in the cryptocurrency market, and it's weakening.
And the reason it's weakening is because we have a lot of different cryptocurrencies out here that have better flexibility, they have better technology, they've got faster blockchains, a whole bunch of stuff.
So Bitcoin, in my opinion, it will eventually fall as the king of cryptocurrency.
In my view, and as a matter of fact, folks, I should have tweeted this out earlier, but I didn't.
I read in Forbes magazine someone who wrote an article in which they believe exactly what I have been conveying on this broadcast, whenever I've been covering the cryptocurrency market, that Bitcoin will eventually fall as the gold standard of cryptocurrency.
And this Forbes magazine writer actually entertained, which I have also entertained, the possibility of Ethereum becoming the big king of cryptocurrency.
Now, aside from its flexibility, aside from its contracts, its contracts technology in relation to its cryptocurrency, there's big money backing up Ethereum.
Ethereum was crowdfunded, so it means that unlike Bitcoin, there's not a small group of people who actually have the majority of the hoard of cryptocurrency in Bitcoin.
Ethereum was crowdfunded, so it's evenly distributed amongst people who are actually obtaining Ethereum.
Secondly, the smart contract flexibility or component to the technology is something that makes it second to none right now as it pertains to the cryptocurrency market.
And thirdly, there's different phases of this particular cryptocurrency.
Right now, we're in phase one, in which the Ethereum cryptocurrency is trying to mine itself into an unminable state.
Now, once all the cryptocurrencies have been mined in Ethereum, from what I understand, another phase is going to be asserted in, and that phase is going to potentially pay interest on anyone who holds Ethereum for the long term.
So, there is a humongous amount of flexibility.
Not to mention, there's a lot of big money in the back of Ethereum.
You've got Microsoft, you've got big contech companies putting money into this particular cryptocurrency.
So, that's why, me personally, I am mining this one for the long term and hoarding this one for the long term.
So, with that being said, let's just go ahead and run down the market so we can get to the rest of the broadcast, shall we?
Bitcoin, all right, Bitcoin, let's get to Bitcoin, symbol BTC.
Right now, the current market capitalization of Bitcoin is $20.1 billion.
The current circulating supply for Bitcoin is $16.2 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin has gone up 2.35%.
The current price to Bitcoin, symbol BTC, current price, $1,234.84 per Bitcoin.
Now, let's get to Ethereum.
We've been seeing a lot of volatility.
I mean, if you have been keeping your eye on Ethereum, you could have been in and out for the past 24 hours.
It has been literally bouncing around from $50 to $48 to $50 to $47 and change to $50 to $49.
Take a look at that chart.
Beautiful fluctuation.
If you were playing your cards right on this one, you could have made yourself a little bit of liquidity if you kept your eye on the chart.
Let's get to Ethereum today.
ETH is the goddamn symbol.
The current market capitalization for Ethereum is $4.5 billion market capitalization.
The current circulating supply is $90.8 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, it has gone down 1%, 1% decrease.
The current price for Ethereum, symbol ETH, current price, $49.72 per Ethereum cryptocurrency.
Let's get to Litecoin.
Now, yesterday we saw some contraction in Litecoin, but for whatever reason, we're seeing another increase in it today.
I mean, what I mean, the volatility in Litecoin in the past week, at least week and a half, has been conducive for people to gain some liquidity, to say the least.
Take a look at the chart if you're not understanding what I'm saying.
Litecoin, symbol LTC, the current market capitalization for Litecoin is $523 million.
The current circulating supply is $50.7 million, $50.7 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Litecoin has gone up 4.58% increase.
And if you take a look at that chart, much as I said yesterday about a couple of different cryptocurrencies that I prognosticated that they were a potential wave in the making, I see this one as a small wave in the making once again.
So a lot of action happening in Litecoin as of late.
Another, oh, yeah, let me get to the price of Litecoin.
Litecoin right now, the current price, symbol LTC, current price is $10.31 per Litecoin.
Let's go ahead and get to Dash Coin, shall we?
Dash, symbol DASH, the current market capitalization is $517 million.
The current circulating supply for Dash Coin is $7.2 million in circulation.
So let me explain something there.
That's what's making Dash so attractive right now, much like Zcash.
Aside from the technology, which Dashes blockchain is real fast, I mean, it's a very fast blockchain technology.
That's what makes it very, very attractive to those that are in the cryptocurrency investment scene.
And not to mention, the circulating supply on this is very low for right now.
From what I understand and myself, given the fact that I'm mining in the cloud out here, Dash seems to be very easy to mine.
Now, I've got some folks that are mining with me on Genesis Dash, genesis-mining.com.
And of course, if you are considering a Genesis mining contract, make sure to use the discount code WEA296.
But they have been mining in the cloud Dash Coin, and they've been reaping some major benefits.
Mining Dash for Cash00:08:16
I mean, to be honest with you, I know somebody, what's going on, Kingfish, who's been just mining it for about a few days, and he's already got $14 American already mined in like a four-day period, or three or four-day period.
All right, just based on that, he's going to make his money back within like what is it?
Nine months, eight months.
And listen, Dash Coin right now, if you take a look at the chart on Dash Coin, it was just at $120 a coin two months ago.
All right, take a look at the chart.
So that means people are holding the bag at about $120, $119, $117, and so forth, and people are holding it.
People are holding it.
As a matter of fact, Kingfish just informed me he's expecting to, at least at this price right now, he expects to get paid back in 157 days.
So for all you people that are out there saying, yeah, Genesis, my yang, let me tell you something else.
And look, I don't mean to be putting Kingfish on blast here, but I'm proud of Kingfish.
Aside from him doing this, he has found himself a way to make money.
And you see, this is what separates capitalists from everybody else who just sits there and waxes their carrot and waits for stuff to happen to them.
I'm not going to explain what Kingfish has found, but he utilized his creativity in finance.
And whether he knows he has creativity or not, I mean, just based upon how he was able to concoct a method to utilize cryptocurrency to make capital instantaneously, I'm just floored.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm just floored.
But you see, that's what separates capitalists from everybody else.
So I'm not going to explain what Kingfish does.
He literally just found a way to be able to move cryptocurrency and be able to charge a surcharge instantaneously at the comfort of his chair and just sit there and make money.
And all he's doing is just moving the whole damn thing around while at the same time he's making daily cash deposits or the mining contracts are making daily cash deposits in his digital wallet.
So just based upon yours truly, talking about cryptocurrency, discussing these things about the potential income opportunities, Kingfish, not only did he get a mining contract,
which he's going to be generously paid for, in my opinion, way before the 157-day mark, but at the same time, he's utilized those cryptocurrencies to move it so that people obtain it and he gets a surcharge for it, and he's making serious capital.
I mean, he's just sitting back on his chair.
Now, how did he figure this out?
Nobody told him how to do this.
You know, nobody said, hey, Kingfish, you want to make some money?
Let me show you how to make some money, man.
All right.
No one's going to tell you that's crap.
And you see, I recently had like a, you know, some people have left the inner circle because, you know, they're a bunch of imbecilic morons who, whatever reason, disagreed with the Syrian strike and got called out for the bunch of disgusting, two-faced, disloyal bastards they were.
But, you know, one of them, you know, who spent $45 had the audacity to say, you know, I never got a return on my investment when I was in the inner circle for $45.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you stupid moron?
You see, it's that goddamn mentality.
It's that goddamn mentality that is the reason why you're a loser.
You know, it's a reason why you're a loser.
I mean, you expect things to happen to you.
You expect things to be delivered to you on a silver platter.
You expect things to be delivered to you, instructed to you.
That's not how capitalism works, you ungrateful pricks.
Capitalism works as follows.
You're given the opportunity, and it's up to you to seize it.
And when you have the opportunity, what you do is you utilize that opportunity and make more opportunities for yourself.
All right?
Make more opportunities for yourself.
No one's going to give you anything, man.
I mean, that's why I'm so pissed off at these idiots.
All right?
I'm pissed off at these idiots who got this settlement from Trump University.
I mean, these are the kind of people that are scum of the earth.
I'm telling you this right now.
People that expect to get something for nothing, all right, are the scum of the earth.
All right?
I mean, what did you expect?
What Trump University did, it gave you information so that you could apply to your life, so you could apply to your situation, so that you can utilize that information to make yourself a better person financially.
But no, what did these idiots think?
They thought that once they paid Trump University, that through some osmosis, through magic, they were going to somehow get a windfall of riches just sitting on their ass doing absolutely nothing.
All right?
All right.
I'm serious.
That's what they think.
They think, well, I'm just, yeah, I'm just supposed to, you know, I pay this money.
I'm just supposed to just, magically, I'm supposed to get rich, and magically, I'm just supposed to get all this stuff, magically.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, I have no pity for anyone in this country that claims that they're having hard times in America.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I feel bad for the millennials because there's no equal opportunity that was accorded to their parents.
But even then, I mean, there's still opportunities.
I mean, you've got the internet.
You've got local markets.
I mean, if you're a man, if you're a man and you're claiming that you can't get work, you're a lion son of a bitch.
All right.
And let me tell you something, man.
Most of these people that are sitting on their ass claiming that they ain't got a goddamn job, it's because, especially if they're a man.
If they're a woman, I'm having a hard time even, you know, justifying them because they're now 60% of the goddamn workforce.
But if you're a man and you're claiming you can't find a job, you're a man, you son of a bitch.
Why don't you go and do some hard labor, especially if you're a young man, especially if you're in the ages of 18 to 45?
All right?
Go do some hard labor.
And let me tell you.
I know it's hard, and it's just so much physically demanding.
But you'll get paid to do it.
You'll get paid to do it.
And you know what it'll teach you when you're doing that hard labor?
It'll teach you that money doesn't grow on trees, you ungrateful pricks.
And it teaches you that the money that you make every week when you work hard, you're not going to just blow it on crap.
You're going to be a little smarter.
All right.
You're going to be a little smarter than just some dumbass, ridiculous, pathetic, ungrateful millennial if you actually work hard for your money.
So that's all I'm saying.
I'm sick and tired of people thinking that things just happen to them.
Anyone who is wealthy right now, that didn't just happen to them.
I mean, the richest men in the world right now, even though they are the richest man, they've got to work 15 to 18 hours a day to sustain their dominance financially.
Outside the office, you exercise, eat right, but being healthy shouldn't stop when you sit down at your desk.
People say sitting is the new smoking.
But what can you do?
Poverty and Bad Food00:15:33
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So give me a break.
And here we go.
You're forgetting about the disabled who can't work.
Well, unless you're mentally retarded, I'm starting not to, you know, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling too bad for people that are not mentally retarded anymore.
I mean, look, I feel sorry for people that are paraplegics, quadriplegics, that are in a wheelchair and things of that nature.
But let's be honest.
This is the internet, man.
You know how many employment, you know how much employment there is out there from work from home to being a telemarketer, being a customer service rep?
You know?
I mean, you know how many jobs?
There's a bunch of them.
I mean, you know, You've got I mean, you you could tear tickets at a goddamn movie theater.
And not to mention, let's be honest, if you as a disabled person go and apply for a job, they have I mean, that business has to give you a damn well good excuse on why they didn't hire you because then you could go to out here they uh they call uh the Texas Employment Commission, I believe, an Equal Opportunity Employment Commission, some crap like that.
They'll go to one of these commissions out here, file a complaint, and then they have to explain themselves why they didn't hire someone who's disabled.
So that's why I'm saying, man, I mean, unless you're a mentally retarded person who cannot think properly for themselves, I don't really feel sorry for people in this country.
I'm sorry.
All right?
I mean, you know, especially, look, if you're disabled, that means that you're getting already a safety net as it is.
That means that you at least are having your house paid for and you're having some expendable income at the behest of the government.
But that means that even though you have that, you could continue to pursue some type of an employment opportunity to gainfully employ yourself aside from obtaining an employment entitlement.
So all I'm simply stating is that, you know, there is a plethora of opportunity as long as you could speak.
And if you can't speak, well, then go out there and work your ass off and dig some ditches.
All right.
Why don't you go out there and work hard for a living, for Christ's sake, man?
There are people who can't walk, talk, see, or hear.
What do you expect them to do?
Hey, if those people are in a home somewhere, you know, supply, you're getting supplied plenty of funds by the government, you dumb idiot.
You see, that's obviously an autist just trying to make themselves feel relevant by making some ridiculous point that really is not even significant in reality.
You know, this is it.
You know what I mean?
This is it.
This is the mentality that we're dealing with in America today, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, I got off keester here because I started talking about kingfish and went off keyster about people that are just basically life losers.
You know, you know who I feel sorry for most?
I feel sorry for the people in Liberia, you know, and the people in these third world nations that literally don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
You know, in Liberia, they're taking turds on the beach.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They're taking turds on the beach out there, okay?
And you have the audacity, you people out here, especially in America, talking about, oh, I'm just impoverished.
I'm impoverished.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
I've said this before, and I say it again.
I don't feel sorry for the poor in America, all right?
Especially when my tax dollars have been used and abused for the past eight years to fund these people's lives.
And what have they done with it?
The whole liberal notion of welfare and food stamps was.
Well, you know, if you just give them a little bit of a heads up, you know, if you give them a little bit of an opportunity, you know, if you just give them a little bit of money, they'll get themselves out of the ghetto.
They'll get themselves out of the barrio.
They'll get themselves out of the trailer park.
Oh, yeah?
We have been giving people money non just at will.
All right.
Welfare.
I'm talking about food stamps, the works, for the past eight years under Obama.
And has America gotten any better?
Has it inspired the majority of the folks that have collected those entitlements?
Has those entitlements inspired people to move out of the ghetto, the barrio, the white trailer parks?
No, no, in aggregate, absolutely not.
And you see, that proves that this whole liberal idea, the whole liberal notion that if you just give people a little bit, that everything will be okay, I mean, it's been proven moot.
You understand?
I mean, we've been feeding the poor for the past eight years, and what has happened to the poor?
Let's be honest.
All right, let's talk about this.
What has the poor been doing for the past eight years?
They've been getting fatter.
Have you seen the freaking impoverished areas of any part of the country?
You've got fat people waddling their fat asses around in herds, in herds, man.
Now, what makes me sick, folks, because, you know, I've seen a good part of the world, and I've seen true poverty.
I've seen people who don't have food to properly nourish themselves.
I've seen people who don't have proper housing.
I've seen people who don't have proper clothing.
I've seen this.
And then to try, for goddamn people in America to try to claim that they're poor in this country makes me fucking sick.
I'm sorry to curse.
It makes me sick.
How can poor people get fat?
You know, only in America, and in the UK, this is also prevalent in the UK.
Only in America and the UK can poor people get fat in the ass.
Poor people, only in America.
I don't have compassion for poor people.
You know what I have compassion for?
I've got compassion for hardworking people.
I've got compassion for hardworking people that don't qualify for these ridiculous entitlements and can barely make ends meet just based on the minimum standard.
That's who I feel sorry for.
You know, I feel sorry for individuals who are gainfully employed and then for whatever reason are laid off.
And they find themselves in a precarious situation.
You know, when you're laid off and you find yourself in a precarious situation, that separates you from everybody else.
That's what makes you a man.
That's what makes you a capitalist.
And of course, here come the stupid autist here.
Well, it was bad food, ghost, okay?
They get bad food.
Now it's bad food.
You know, people are starving in Liberia, Africa, South America, and other parts of the country, other parts of the world, and you people have the audacity to make the goddamn debate that the reason the poor in America are out here and waddling fat in the ass is because of bad goddamn food.
You know, I swear to God, I would fund, I would fund, you know, who's this?
This asshole Swedish capitalist.
His freaking Twitter name, Libertarian underscore 93.
And who else?
Exara Hawks, all right, you two, since you're making this bad food narrative, I challenge you, I would send you all, I'll pay for it, to go to Liberia, okay, and go take all this bad food, okay?
Go take the McDonald's or whatever you're deeming bad food, whatever it is, fast food, whatever it is, take a whole chunkload of it, all right, go to Liberia, and then when everyone in Liberia, in Monrovia, or wherever the hell you land, whenever they come up to you because they see you got bags of food, I want you two sons of bitches to say, no, we can't give you this food because it's bad for you.
It's bad food, and we can't do it.
I challenge you to do that, you son of a bitch.
All right?
I challenge you.
Go out there and tell them that they can't have that food because it's bad food.
I've never heard of such a thing in my life.
Bad food.
You didn't pay for the food.
You're lucky you're eating anything, you ungrateful pricks.
Oh, God.
I mean, do you see this?
Do you see what I'm talking about, man?
Oh, God, man.
Bad food, bad food.
They didn't pay for it.
They didn't pay for it, man.
And you're, oh, you should fucking go go surf back because I got bad food.
They didn't pay for it, you dumb grateful pricks.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I mean, what do you expect?
You think we should give these freaking people, what, five course meals now?
Is that it?
Huh?
I mean, we should be giving these people like New York strips on a daily basis.
Is that what you're trying to claim now?
We should be giving them chef salads every single day.
Is that it?
Huh?
They contribute nothing to society.
They contribute nothing to civilization other than turning perfectly good food into shit.
And you expect me to believe that I should feel sorry for these fat old people, or these fat, goddamn poor people, because all they're eating bad food.
They're eating bad food.
You know, whoever makes that argument, you know, I challenge you, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I will send you to Liberia.
All right?
I will send you to Liberia and go out there and tell them about bad food.
All right?
Go tell them about bad food.
No, go to the slums of Brazil right now and go tell them about bad food.
You know what they'll do?
They'll probably slice your throat.
And rightfully so, as far as I'm concerned, bad food.
Why don't you go down to Venezuela right now and go tell them about bad food, man?
They're eating their own trash.
They've already ate all their dogs and cats, you ungrateful pricks.
And you people are talking about bad food.
I mean, this is what I'm talking about in America, man.
This is what I'm talking about in America.
These people right here that are sitting here making excuses for the non-productive, this is the most dangerous aspect of our society.
So I'm just saying, I don't feel sorry for the poor in America, all right?
Feel sorry for the hard-working chap, the hard-working woman that doesn't collect a goddamn thing from the government and can barely make things meet because of the economic opportunities that are just sparsely around this goddamn country.
I'm telling you, man, it just and hey, take a look at this.
Thank you very much, Bill Wilson, CIA.
Take a look at this.
Soft drinks, number one purchase by food stamp recipients.
Look at this.
Huh?
Oh, that's great, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Sugar water.
All right?
I mean, this.
Jesus Christ!
These people are supposedly hungry, and yet they are consuming sugar water!
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, this is America.
This is what we're supposed to feel sorry for, right?
This is us as capitalists.
We're supposed to feel sorry for this crap, right?
We're supposed to feel sorry for these people.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass, you dumb, ungrateful prick.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Let me tell you something.
Here in the next couple of years, you ungrateful welfare freaking food stamp recipient pieces of trash.
In the next two years, you people are going to see a dramatic decrease in your entitlements.
And you know what you're going to need to do?
You're going to need to get your fat ass up and get back to work.
You're going to have to get up off your fat, ungrateful ass and get back to work and like it.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what?
I don't even want to go through the markets, man.
I'm done.
You know, I don't even want to go through the markets.
You know why?
Because I don't even think people are even caring that's listening right now.
You know what I mean?
I mean, everybody's more worried about all 420 and all bad food and all the poor American.
Ah, God, virtue signaling out the ass.
Take your virtue signaling, all right, and shove it straight up your goddamn anal object aficionado ass.
All right, I'm tired of you, virtue signalers, on both sides, both the left and the right.
You both, on both sides, you both make me sick, you damn virtue signaling pieces of crap.
I'm serious.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of these freaking ungrateful American people.
I'm tired of them.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And let me tell you, you don't want to know what kind of set me off a little bit?
These ungrateful pricks that hopped off the Trump train once Trump did the Syrian strikes, which, in retrospect, what has the Syrian strikes done?
Nothing.
It's done nothing to nobody.
Has it interrupted your life?
No, it hasn't.
Has it interrupted anything?
Are you getting drafted?
No.
But you see, these unloyal pieces of ungrateful crap, it just underscores what I've always said, that the majority of people are a bunch of crap.
And, you know, it's very sad to remain optimistic when you try to, you know, have some level of optimism for humanity or something of that nature when you have on plain display, on plain display, the selfishness and the self-centered character of the average everyday human being in this goddamn world.
Attacking Global Bureaucrats00:14:36
I mean, you know what makes me sick is that every human being in this freaking planet believes that their life is so goddamn significant.
And let's be honest, there's over 7.
What is it, 5 billion people or some crap like that, whatever the hell it is.
What makes you any better than the 7.5 billion people?
What makes me any better?
I'm not saying I'm any better or anything.
What I'm saying is, is that what I'm trying to do with this broadcast and other things that I'm doing is trying to progress humanity.
And I don't want all of humanity to progress because it's impossible.
I mean, just take a look at Trump.
Trump, I mean, man, what's really sad is that there were so many people that were a part of the Trump train, 2016.
I mean, what a year.
I mean, we made the impossible possible.
And one Syrian strike showed the true colors, the true self-centeredness, the true lack of loyalty, the true lack of respect for the man and themselves with the betrayal of many on the Trump train.
I mean, I just, that's what made me, you know what?
I mean, I have always said throughout this broadcast, I don't speak for the people.
I speak for the capitalists.
And you see, that's why I don't care if you idiots on the Trump train like it or not.
All right?
We have taken control of state power.
We have taken control of state power here in the United States, and the capitalists are asserting themselves on the global scale, on the global order.
And you see, that's what I've always said throughout my show, folks.
You can look back in the archive.
I've never spoken for the people.
I speak for the capitalists.
Because we, the capitalists, make these governments exist.
We own these little people in government.
It's our taxes.
It's our taxes that create governments.
And for these bureaucrats to sit here and overlook that fact and utilize our taxes to agitate the simple masses.
And how do they agitate the simple masses?
Well, the same way that all these leftists have been doing, Bernie Sanders, hey, hey, I will give you free health care.
I will give you free college.
I will give you anything you want.
All you have to do is donate to the Bernie Sanders campaign, and I'll give you everything you want.
That's what they do.
And what are they promising?
These bureaucrats that promise everything, how are they going to pay for it?
They think they can pay for it through capitalist tax dollars, and we're not going to stand for it anymore.
We're not standing for it anymore, and that's why you're seeing capitalism rise on a global scale.
We globalists now.
And let me tell you what we have done.
We have isolated the international bureaucrats, people like the United Nations and the European Union, and we are on our way in isolating into insignificance the central banking system.
Now, I'm telling you this right now.
What is about to transpire here in the next 10 years is going to be something that Rockefeller probably didn't want to happen.
Because David Rockefeller, even in his books, he believed that the elites of a global order should be bureaucratic institutionalists, i.e., UN, EU bureaucrats, and central bankers.
Well, that idea of elites is now withering away into the halls of antiquity.
Because why in the blue hell do we need international bureaucrats?
Why in the hell do we even need central banks at this point?
I mean, what have the central banks done at this point?
They haven't done anything.
All they've done is continue to run the printing presses on the money, depleting the integrity and the value of the currencies that they are supposed to be in charge of.
And thanks to the advent of cryptocurrency, there's no need, not only for central banks, but for banks itself.
I mean, that's why I am so gun-ho on cryptocurrency, folks, because it eliminates banks.
It eliminates the central bank.
It puts you in charge of your money.
It puts you in charge of your financial freedom.
Goddamn right.
And look, somebody's saying, oh, look, Ghost is showing his true colors.
He doesn't hate globalism.
He just wants his form of globalism.
Well, what's your alternative, huh?
What's your alternative?
I'd like to.
Somebody give me a call.
Give me your alternative.
What's your alternative, huh?
Oh, America.
Okay, great.
That's what we're doing.
We're making America great again while asserting America as the dominant country in the global order.
So what is it that you think is so much better?
What do you think is so much better?
I'd like to ask you, what is it that you think is so much better?
Isolationism?
Why don't you tell that to China?
China tried to build a 6,000-mile wall to isolate themselves from the world, and they couldn't do it.
They got overthrown.
And their whole civilization, their whole way of life, their religion, their philosophy was destroyed.
Give me a break.
All I'm simply stating is I'm not down with global institutions.
I'm not down with global central banks.
I'm down with global capitalism.
Global capitalism.
That's what will bring the world together.
And that's what Trump is trying to assert.
Bilateral trade agreements.
None of this unilateral crap.
All right?
And hey, nationalism, I get it.
You know, there is a rise of nationalism.
America, Britannia, France.
I get it.
But you still have to deal with each other on a global scale.
And the only way that you can deal with each other on a global scale is some thing that glues everything together while keeping all cultures apart.
What could that be?
Capitalism, baby.
Capitalism.
And let me tell you, we've been making great deals, great deals under bilateral negotiations under Trump.
So, you know, you idiots can sit here.
Oh, you're a globalist.
What are you?
Nationalists.
Okay, great.
You're a nationalist.
America.
I'm all for America.
I love America.
I want America great again.
I want America to be an economic engine.
I want America to be economically prosperous.
I get it.
Okay, great.
I'm not against you.
What are you talking about?
Stupid, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, oh, wait a minute.
Somebody says they've got an alternative here.
Okay, okay, thank you.
At least somebody is going to call up.
At least somebody says, okay, call on me.
I've got an alternative.
Let me see if I can find this guy on the switchboard.
Can you find this guy on the switchboard, engineer?
He can't find you on the switchboard, man.
I'm looking for you.
Oh, here it is.
All right.
Hey, are you there, sir?
How you doing?
How you doing, man?
You said you got an alternative.
Let's hear it, man.
Actually, um, before I start, can I can I uh say something?
Um, thank you for a good show, for a good show, you know, like for the past, like, couple years.
And, um, you know, I'm actually in a I'm actually going to be a senior in high school, and I'm playing I actually have some offers from some schools, and I think I'm going to Texas, you know.
I want to impress you, you know.
Oh, well, go ahead, man.
I'm telling you, if you're going to go to UT, just be careful about the liberalism that's spreading out there.
But it's a good institution.
You know, I'm not going to say if I went there or not, but yeah, it's a great institution.
I'm a longhorn, all that stuff, man.
But what is your alternative to the globalist?
You know.
Ah, geez.
He just hung up.
This guy just hung up.
God damn it!
This isn't what I'm talking about!
God damn it, this is what I'm talking about!
I mean, good God, I mean, this is so frustrating, man.
This is so goddamn frustrating.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man, what a 420.
You know that?
What a goddamn 420, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm just so pissed off.
God damn it.
Give me the damn mic, man.
my phone call.
I've got an alternative.
I'm like, okay, great.
Maybe somebody will give me some context in which we will have a debate.
No.
No, this.
And this guy wants to go to UT.
Yeah, I guess he does sound like UT material now, doesn't he?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, I'm done with this.
I'm done talking about this.
Forget about the markets.
It's not like anybody's listening anyway.
At least the inner circle in aggregate are actually getting on board and all this and actually making some money for themselves.
Everybody else, it's your effing problem.
I'm giving you all millions of dollars of information, and for whatever reason, you don't want to use it.
You just want to sit there and be like, so anyway, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm sorry.
I know I should be going through the cryptocurrency markets.
I'm just done, man.
It's 420.
I should be happier than this on 420.
I should be.
Let's just get to some Twitter shout-outs.
And you know what?
Maybe I shouldn't even get to Twitter shout-outs.
It'll probably be pissing me off even more, unless radio lies.
Just retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live, and I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
Jesus, I'm sorry, man.
I mean, you know, I blame the leftists for all this stupidity.
You know that?
I blame the leftists, the liberal education system, the goddamn idiots from the 60s who infiltrated the bureaucratic system of governments on a municipal and state and federal level.
I blame all these goddamn leftists, man.
And before I start taking Twitter shout-outs, I want to remind everybody that we do got helicopter rides apparel.
And I think that these, you know, this apparel is more intricate now than ever before.
If you don't know, folks, here it is.
Let me go ahead and retweet this for Christ's sake.
All right?
Helicopter rides for Antifa, commies, socialists, SJWs, and leftists, all right?
And we should also have put on there disloyal assholes who decided to jump off the Trump train because they don't know what loyalty and respect is because they're ungrateful, dumb, imbecilic, self-centered pieces of shit.
Anyway, with that being said, folks, we got helicopter rides apparel.
You go ahead and take a look at that.
Go ahead and trigger a bunch of goddamn commies and antifa with that.
Anyway, do we got any goddamn Twitter shout-outs there, engineer?
All right.
This is a bummer 420, man.
This is a bummer 420.
Look, I should have taken the day off.
I don't know, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn Twitter shout-outs.
Right now.
Yeah, right now.
Whatever the crap, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Who do we have here, for heaven's sake?
We've got Sergeant Yoda.
What's going on?
We got Christopher Smith in the house.
We've got, I'm not going to say these disgusting names.
Katesh the Pony.
Soros owns Ghost.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up!
Shut up, man.
Just shut your ass.
Let me tell you something, man.
I don't sell out to no Soros.
I'll tell you that goddamn now.
Soros is a goddamn commie.
I mean, that's what he's blowing his money on.
He's blowing his money on constructed communism because he wants to be the supreme overlord of a communist totalitarian regime or two or three.
Give me the mic.
A goddamn mic.
Ending Show Early00:14:43
Who else do we have here, for heaven's sake, man?
We've got Eric Hashish.
We've got the Reform Party.
I don't know who the hell that is.
Who else do we have here?
Jesus Christ, what a horrible 420, man.
You know, I should end this show early, for Christ's sake.
We got Rur in the place, Trans Raiden Snake.
Did you just put a pair of balls on Raiden Snake's chin?
For Christ's sake!
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I'm not having a good day.
Yeah, we may have to end this show early, man.
I'm not even joking, right?
Give her the mic.
I'm thinking about just ending the show early because this is just getting ridiculous.
We got Lego fan 420.
What's going on?
We've got Bash Hippie Skulls.
Oh, man.
Bash hippies.
I don't know about that, but if you want to do it, I'll be kicking back with a beer watching you.
We got Rice Patty Capitalist.
Look, I'm serious.
I'm not even joking.
I'm thinking about ending the show early, man.
I'm not in a good mood today.
This is not going to be a good 420 episode.
I can already see it.
All right.
Raiden's used furry suit.
Look, man, just leave Raiden's snake away!
You guys are really pissing me off, man.
I'm, I...
I just don't.
I don't have enthusiasm to do this broadcast today.
I just don't, man.
I mean, everybody must, you know, be smoking tetrahydrocannabinol and think everything's a big goddamn joke.
Hey, look at this.
Raiden Trouser Snake.
Give me the damn mic.
I mean, I'm just so upset, man.
I mean, what's going on with the Smiler?
I'm pissed off, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm not in a very good mood today.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I'm not in a goddamn good mood, and it's because of you goddamn pricks.
This is supposed to be 420.
I'm supposed to be having a good time.
It's supposed to be all Maui and crap.
It's supposed to be a laid-back day.
This is supposed to be some kind of a chill day, isn't it?
Huh?
Why isn't it for me?
God, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Go, Yada, Yada, Yada.
Look, I am not enthusiastic about doing this broadcast.
I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
I mean, I do this broadcast five days a week, three hours a goddamn day.
I do a Saturday night troll show at 5.30 p.m. every Saturday night.
I mean, I just, it's just too much, man.
too much!
I mean, it's just getting ridiculous.
What's going on, silent capitalists?
What's going on, CDI fan237?
Capitalism forever.
What's going on?
Hitler's gas bill.
Just shut up with this crap.
Just shut up, please, all right?
Anyway, we're going to take a couple of more of these, and then we're going to move on for Christ's sake, man.
420, huh?
420.
Raiden Snake did 9-11.
What?
What?
Leave Raiden Snake alone, please?
Weed cupcakes for ghost.
Make ghost high again.
Look, I know I'm in a bad mood.
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry.
Ghost drinks Fanta.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I drink Fanta.
BronyCon 2025.
What the hell does that mean?
No.
No.
No way.
BronyCon till 2025?
No way.
BronyCon till.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with this whole Brony kick, man.
You know, I was first introduced to the Bronies at the very beginning of their inception.
You know, they found me like back in 2009, 2010, 2000.
Just and I thought it was a little fad.
You know, I thought it was just a little bit of a, you know, I don't know.
People were just trying to troll or some kind of a meme or something.
But no, look at this.
It's 2017.
You know, BronyCon, isn't it?
Isn't BronyCon like next month or something?
Isn't BronyCon like next month?
It's 2017.
They still got BronyCon.
Oh, my God.
It's in August.
Sorry.
It's in August.
Oh, my God.
Jeez, Louise, man.
Anyway, we got 420 light up in the house.
We've got Columbine down by 15%.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
We got Happy B-Day Ghostler.
Happy B-Day Hitler.
Shut up, man.
Furries for Raiden Snake.
Smoke a Kleebowl.
You see, you idiots know how to ruin a goddamn holiday.
It's not even a real holiday.
It was a goddamn, like, a made-up underground holiday, for heaven's sake.
You people know how to screw up a goddamn situation.
I'll tell you that right now.
We've got Jizmaster 3000, Globalist Pothead.
Globalist Pothead.
Smoke up and die, please.
Oh, that's great.
You see, I got people who want me dead.
I got people who want me dead.
I've got the green leader in the house.
The Brony Network.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these Twitter shout-outs.
We're going to move on to Gab, folks.
All right, once again.
We're going to move on to Gab here in a minute here.
Who else do we have here?
We've got the Whore Master.
Yes, I am the Whore Master.
Ghost of Justice Warrior.
No, don't.
Don't even.
Don't even go there for Christ's sake, man.
We've got the Neon Knight in the house.
What's going on?
Infusions for Supa.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't understand what the hell that means.
We've got Have Some Weed Ghost.
We got Brony Snake.
Brony Snake.
Oh, my God.
Weed Better Cupcakes.
Or Weed Batter Cupcakes, excuse me.
Nee Gore Rick.
You son of a gamer.
I skipped you, Son of Son of Snake.
I didn't mean to say that, folks.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
That's it for goddamn Twitter.
Shout out, Smith.
You see, you people are really pissing me off at 420.
I'll tell you that right there now.
You people are really pissing me off.
You're really pissing me.
I mean, if you want me to stop this broadcast, I will, you son of a bitch.
You think I'm lying?
I will end this damn broadcast faster than you stone son of a bitches can go.
I'm going over to Gab.
I'm not doing this.
I'm going over to Gab.
Give me the mic.
I'm going over to Gab.
And if you folks want a Gab shout out, all you have to do is repost the first post on my Gab account.
And the Gab account is Politics Ghost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow for Christ's sake.
And repost the first post, man.
God damn it.
What's going on, man?
chat from Uterus Day.
I don't know what the hell to say about all these names, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, it's supposed to be 420 here.
We got Lego fans sniffing burnt Lego plastic.
Why are you guys pissing me off today, man?
Seriously, why in the hell are you all pissing me off?
It's supposed to be 420, man.
It's supposed to be 420.
It's supposed to be having a good time right now.
We've got Ed Plus in the place.
We've got Ray.
We got Dom Hemingway in the place.
We got Alpha Null.
We've got Shy Guy Mask.
Tetra Hambone Canebinol.
Tetra Hydra.
Man, I'm really fucking pissed off.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, you freaking trolls are, you know, this is a day where you assholes are really pushing my goddamn buttons today, man.
I'm not even joking.
You goddamn assholes are pushing my buttons today.
I'm not joking around.
You people are pissing me off.
We've got Lightning Note in the house.
We got Colonel J in the place.
What's going on to Rock Ape?
Oh, my God.
We got no 420 for Melly.
What the hell does that mean?
Jesus Christ.
NWO Shill Guy was right.
What are you talking about?
NWO Shill Guy was right.
What are you talking about?
You son of a gigantic.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
I'm done.
You know what?
I'm done giving shout-outs already.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm done.
I'm done.
All right?
Give me the goddamn mic.
Look at this.
Give me the mic.
And look at this one.
Thomas Harris and Albin Klebold.
Thomas Harris and Albin Klebold.
I know what you mean by that, you son of a sick.
The sick.
You see this with the God.
I'm done, man.
I'm so done.
I'm done.
I'm done with Twitter shout-outs.
I'm done with Gab shout-outs.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm so done with this garbage, man.
You know.
Everybody, yeah, people are saying, why don't you just shut up already and smoke?
Oh, is that the answer to your problems, huh?
Is that what you do?
Huh?
Is that what you do?
You just go right to the drugs, huh?
Maybe that's the problem with America, you stupid dumb Tecato.
And a Tecato is, from what I understand, living in San Jambonio for a little bit, a Tecato is a Mexican heroin addict.
FYI.
Hey, I'm a cultured man, baby.
I'm a cultured man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends, man, that happened to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Sauerkraut, WAP, Camel Jockey, what else do I got?
A Mick, Muck Shovelin' Micks, Kangaroo Bangers, Japs.
I mean, I got a whole bunch of friends, man.
And I'm sorry.
I wanted to run down what was going on in the news today and try to have a good, nice little 420 little undergrad, little holiday and do all this crap.
Fish Bong Horror00:11:01
Obviously, that has gone completely out the window.
That's gone completely out the window.
And look, somebody is telling me on Gab over here.
You're not.
You lie.
You're not cultured.
You're racist.
I'm not racist assholes.
I don't know how many times I've been broadcasting for almost a decade, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you this right now.
I don't know how many times I've got to underscore this.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God.
And wait a minute.
What the hell is this?
Somebody just tweeted at me, someone actually giving what looks like a joint to a dolphin?
I'm done, man.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I mean, look on Twitter.
Look right now on Twitter for Christ's sake.
Somebody tweeted at me.
Somebody giving a joint to a dolphin.
What the hell's wrong with you people, man?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Jesus Christ, man.
And you know what?
That's a good point.
Give me the mic.
And that's a good point.
Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that the damn dolphin, which, you know, they're pretty smart, goddamn animals, or they're not an animal.
What the hell are they?
Mammal, whatever the hell they are.
Let's say it does take a good toque out of that marijuana joint.
I mean, does that mean it exhales out of its freshly waxed blowhole?
I mean, telling you questions on 420.
I'm telling you, questions on 420.
Questions on 420.
Anyway, folks, I know that I know that this 420 episode is taking a turn for, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute.
What kind of sick pricks are you?
Somebody actually, look, folks, I don't know where, you know, people are sick.
I have to retweet this.
Somebody, what looks like, caught a fish, took the fish out of the water, put it in its hands, and put what looks like a marijuana roach in its mouth.
I mean, look at these sick people.
Look on Twitter, man.
Look.
I mean, where's PETA?
Somebody tweak that to PETA, please.
I'm not joking.
Somebody tweet that to PETA.
I mean, they put a freaking marijuana roach in a freaking fish's mouth.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I am just so sick.
I'm This is supposed to be 420, man.
This is supposed to be all woohoo and crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I just, I can't believe you people, man.
I just.
I can't believe you people, man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Give me the mic.
No!
This has got to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Some guy is actually using a fish as a bong contraption.
Look on Twitter.
Somebody's using a fish as a bong.
Somebody's using a fish as a bong.
Oh, my God.
Look on Twitter, man.
Somebody's using a live fish as a bong.
That's a good...
I don't know how.
I don't think I could do this broadcast.
I'm not even joking around.
I don't even think I could do this broadcast, man.
I don't think I could do this broadcast.
I'm not even joking around, man.
This is just getting way out.
This is getting out there, man.
It's getting way out there.
Oh, my God.
Using a fish as a bong.
Are you kidding me?
Using a live fish as a bong?
Look at my Twitter.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
Look at my Twitter right now.
I've had enough.
Give me the mic.
You know what?
I've had enough of this, man.
I've seen it all now.
I've seen it all, man.
I mean, using a goddamn fish as a bong, man, that's just horrible.
That's just horrible, man.
You're going to burn in hell for that.
You're going to burn in hell.
I'm not going to pay attention to Twitter or Gab anymore, man.
These people are just going to piss me off, and they're just going to get me upset.
And I'm just not.
I don't want to have nothing to do with that.
All right?
Well, folks, since everybody out here seems to be consuming tetrahydrocannabinol and everybody who's out here seems to be smoking some reefer out here, I decided that I am going to subject myself to some tetrahydrocannabinol.
And, you know, folks, out here in San Hambonio, I'm going to be honest with you, it's so easy to get.
It's like everybody's selling it, or everybody's got it.
I mean, you could smell it in the air when you're walking the streets out here in San Hambonio.
It's pretty ridiculous.
All right?
It's pretty goddamn ridiculous.
Now, that being said here, I took this show very seriously because it's a 420 show.
You know, it's a damn 420 show.
So you've got to take these things serious.
So what I did here is I went to a local smoke shop out here in San Hambonio and got me a little bit of a, what do you call these old pipe contraption?
I've had one in the past which I confiscated from an old employee of mine.
I have since gotten rid of that one because I didn't think I'd be smoking marijuana or consuming any kind of tetrahydrocannabinol.
But I've gotten me a brand new pipe here.
And believe it or not, I was actually able to score some tetrahydrocannabinol from somebody that was there at the place.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, I was sitting there looking at pipes for Christ's sake.
And, you know, hey, you know, you're looking for something to smoke out of that bear?
And then before you know it, this guy's pulling out some freaking droe out here.
All right, and for you folks that are unaware of what droe is, dro is like weaponized marijuana.
It's like weaponized marijuana.
I'm not even joking around.
Now, I'm going to go ahead and put this whole goddamn smoking contraption together.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, this smoking contraption is like a metal-type pipe.
It was very cheap, obviously, very goddamn cheap.
So with that being said, let me go ahead and get, I had to buy a screen for Christ's sake.
And what's up with these brass screens, man?
I mean, they're like flimsy-ass pieces of garbage, man.
I mean, is this even going to be able to hold a smoke?
I mean, seriously, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead and put this goddamn thing together here.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you've got to put all the pieces together and all this crap.
You've got to do all this garbage.
Let me go ahead and get a screen in there.
Look at this flimsy-ass screen, man.
It's a flimsy ass screen.
99 cents for like freaking five of these flimsy pieces of crap.
I should have taken the crap that's in the sink, you know.
You know, the screen, for you folks that are unaware, there's actually screens in your sink faucet.
You know, you just kind of feel on your faucet there, and you can feel some screens there.
Yeah, there's actually screens there.
I'm not even joking.
Anyway, with that being said, this home that I'm in, I'm renting a beautiful home out here in San Hambonio while somebody rents my place out there in Austin.
I don't want this place to smell like tetrahydrocannebinol.
So what I've done is I, nor do I want it to smell like anything, like cigars or anything of that capacity.
So what I did is, is I read that you can actually, and this was some time ago in which I read this, you can actually kind of tie some dryer sheets.
You know, those sheets you throw in the dryer to make your clothes smell better and the static to be less prevalent on your clothes, that sort of thing.
You get some of these dryer sheets, like two of them, and then you use like, you know, some kind of a rubber band to tie around, you know, some kind of the thing that holds paper towels, you know, the little contraption, the little, what do you call it, the cardboard contraption that holds the paper towels.
Once the paper towel's done, you got this, you know, this, you know, this little cardboard contraption.
Well, what you do is you tie some goddamn dryer sheets to one end of this son of a bitch, and you actually blow your smoke through this contraption through the dryer sheets, and I guarantee you it does not smell at all.
All right.
It does not smell at all.
Yeah, toilet paper roll.
I didn't use a toilet paper roll.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, that's kind of unsanitary, man.
I'm not even joking around.
It's kind of unsanitary there, for heaven's sake, man.
I mean, you know, just imagine, you know, somebody with their shitty hands, you know, grabs the roll of toilet paper and unrolls it for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I would advise not using a toilet paper roll because you may be, you know, putting excrement in your mouth region, and I don't think that's very sanitary, to say the least.
It's just my opinion.
Smoking Marijuana Live00:11:39
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Now, with that being said, let me go ahead and go ahead and get this goddamn marijuana.
I had to put it in a goddamn cigar box because the stench of this damn thing could go through the freaking plastic bag.
All right?
It goes through the whole damn plastic bag.
Let me get this crap.
Here we are.
Now, the individual that sold me this said that this was some, you know, high-grade droidy is what he called it, or whatever the hell it's called.
I mean, this is very buddy stuff.
It's got a lot of crystals in it.
And not to mention, I've got, I think, a little bit too much than I really wanted.
I just wanted to, you know, maybe have a bowl or two.
This is like, I could, man, I could roll like two blunts with this stuff.
The son of a bitch charged me a hundred-something dollars for this.
All right.
So, look, I had to pay for this crap, man.
I had to pay for this.
So, you know, I got, yeah, 100 by somebody told me I got ripped off.
Hey, look, hey, it's Dro, okay?
I got ripped off.
I don't know.
I'm not smoking Reggie.
I know what Reggie is, okay?
All right.
This ain't Bush.
All right.
This ain't no Reggie Bush here.
This is nice, good buds here.
Let me go ahead and take some out here.
Oh, man.
Look at this.
Look at this.
These are fatty buds, man.
Look at these nugs.
Look at these nugs.
Look at these nugs, baby.
Woo!
Man, man, just right after, right as you open the bag, man, you can smell this son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
Good Lord.
Wow.
Now I'm a little intimidated.
I'm a little intimidated to smoke this son of a bitch now because I don't know if I'm going to be acting a little goofy or some crap.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to be acting some goofy.
People are telling me I got ripped off.
I got a quarter for $100.
All right.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
It's not like I know a bunch of people that deal in this type of crap anyway.
And not to mention, I'm helping the independent economy, ain't I?
I'm helping the independent black market out there.
I bought this from some Mexican guy.
He's probably going to go feed his cheering some Mickey D's or something.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, for Christ's sake, it isn't.
Look, I am not stupid.
These are buds, okay?
I know what marijuana looks like.
These are nice.
I mean, these are, man, look at the look at this.
Look at the cola.
Look at the cola on this, man.
Look at the cola.
Look at that cola.
And you know what, folks?
When you're smoking tetrahydrocannethanol, you actually want to consume the cola part of the plant.
All right?
The cola part.
You know, the leaves and all this other garbage, you know, that's more of tender.
You don't really want to smoke too much of that.
You want to smoke the cola.
Amovel la colita.
Woo!
Anyway, let me go ahead.
I'm loading this bowl here, folks.
I'm trying to load it and pack it, and then we're going to go ahead and smoke it.
I'm a little intimidated, to say the least, to smoke this stuff.
I'm a little scared.
And the reason I'm a little scared is because, I mean, this looks pretty crystally.
And from what I've read, the more crystals that are prevalent and are being able to be seen by the naked eye, the more potent this son of a bitch is.
All right, the more potent it is.
I hate doing this.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I hate doing this because I'm afraid that, you know, I'm going to be a little bit, I'm going to be acting a fool or something.
I don't want to act a fool.
I don't want to act a fool.
And somebody said you did get a good deal.
Also, if you don't want to get too out there, take small hits.
Take small hits.
Do I look like a chick?
Are you kidding me?
I'm a man, baby.
I'm going to take big hits.
You understand?
Now, let me go ahead and take my first hit now, man.
I'm a little scared.
But let me go.
Let me go.
Let me just go ahead and do this.
All right.
Let's.
Oh, man.
Here we go, folks.
All right.
I hope that you all are happy.
I am subjecting myself to tetrahydrocannabinol, okay, so that you won't have to.
All right?
I am subjecting myself to tetrahydrocannabinol, so you won't have to.
And for you people that are telling me to give the engineer a hit, you are fucking, you're horrible.
You are horrible for suggesting something like that.
I can't do that.
with a crisp mind running the show out here?
Folks, I'm a little...
I'm a little intimidated.
I'm a little scared to be consuming this.
This is obviously weaponized marijuana, and I'm a little scared.
But once again, I am subjecting myself, and I am putting myself at great risk so that you won't have to.
Always remember that.
I mean, that's what I do.
I'm a nice guy.
And the people in the inner circle chat room are like, just do it, dude.
Just do it already.
Hey, look, calm down, all right?
I mean, this could be some weaponized goddamn marijuana.
I mean, who knows, man?
I mean, I could be, who knows, man?
I could OD on this stuff.
That's what I'm afraid of.
I could, you know, overdose on this stuff.
I mean, this is, you know, pretty goddamn weaponized, crystally crap.
I don't want to overdose on this crap.
You understand what I'm saying?
So don't pressure me.
All right.
Stop giving me peer pressure here.
Stop giving me goddamn peer pressure.
All right, here we go.
And let me tell you something.
I'm a little intimidated to do this, but I'm almost wanting to do it because of the goddamn shitty beginning of the show that we have had thus far.
And I'm in a pretty pissed-off mood as it is.
So I definitely hope that this puts me in at least a better mood, all right?
I hope that at least puts me in a decent goddamn mood, all right?
So let's see what happens, all right?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Well, where's that goddamn paper towel roll here?
Here it is, right here.
All right, folks.
Happy 420, man.
We're about to do freaking Maui Wowie, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
We're about to get all woohoo and shit.
So I hope that you're all ready.
All right, here we go.
Oh, my God.
Let me take a drink of soda really fast.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me take a drink of soda really fast.
All right.
Shut up.
Yeah, you all shut up.
Hold on.
Just shut up.
Hold on.
Just shut up and hold on, man.
All right.
Here we go.
Happy 420, baby.
All right.
All right.
Props to everybody out there who's listening to me on this special edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
This has become somewhat of a little bit of a tradition on 420, hasn't it?
So here we go.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
My eyes are all watering up for Christ's sake, man.
I got to blow my nose.
I gotta blow my nose, for Christ's sake!
Oh, man.
Wow.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, man.
I almost felt, like, I feel like my freaking nerves have just calmed down for a second there.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, right as I took that first drag, it was like, you know, I felt like the nerves just kind of go, just, just, it was just unbelievable.
Let's keep it going.
All right.
Let's see what else we got going here.
Once again, I am subjecting myself to tetrahydrocannabinol so that you don't have to, okay?
Let's do this here.
Let's do another one.
Whoa.
Now, that one hit me there, man.
Wow.
Oh, geez, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Whoo, man.
Whoa, whoa, man.
Man, my eyes are watering up.
Would think I was watching the goddamn bridges of Madison County or something with a bunch of sluts.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh, man.
Whoa.
I mean, I feel pretty damn good right now.
Feeling Trippy High00:06:47
What are you talking about?
I didn't it.
Somebody's saying I didn't inhale.
What are you talking about, man?
I'm going to keep going.
I still got like a little bit of this bowl left.
And we're going to keep going.
Look, I'm going straight to the top.
All right.
I'm going straight to the top.
I'm smoking the whole show.
All right, because look, I am going to subject myself to tetrahydrocannabinol, so you don't have to.
You don't have to.
Oh, Jesus Christ, who the hell did that?
Why would you do that?
Look at this.
Somebody, the chair sniffer, you piece of crap.
Look at this gif.
I'm sitting over here trying to have a second hit into some dank-ass droe, and this guy tweets at me this like freak show goddamn freaking gif.
Look at this freak show GIF.
He does.
Look at this damn Twitter, man.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Let me just kill.
Let's just kill this here.
Wow.
Wow.
on Twitter to So I guess that's what I have to do.
So, hold on.
What the hell?
Yeah, I gotta load a little bit more of a bowl here.
Oh, man.
Jesus.
Wow, man.
That's.
I'm feeling, I'm feeling...
I'm feeling a little woozy.
I'll tell you that.
I don't feel as upset.
I can give you that much.
really feel as upset.
I'm serious.
I don't feel as upset or as angry.
You know, it's pretty damn good, man.
All right, I'm loading another one here because, you know, we want to keep the 420, you know, the 420 holiday going.
You know what I'm saying?
So, wow, man.
Oh, man.
Whoa, man.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You remember that guy?
Friggin' Joey Lawrence, that fruit bowl?
Oh, man, I feel it now, man.
Oh, man, I feel it now.
I'm glad that I'm going.
Well, I shouldn't say I'm glad I did this.
No, I'm not glad I did it.
I'm happy that I'm not, you know, in the upset mood and the upset demeanor that I was in in the previous hour.
Wow, man.
Wow.
Wow, man.
You know what?
I got it.
I got it.
You know, I'm kind of like zoning in and out, man.
If I'm going to zone in and out, let's throw some goddamn music on, man.
Let's throw some goddamn music on up in here.
Jesus Christ.
I'm looking at the inner circle chat room.
They're throwing up rare pepes, I guess.
They're paying each other in rare pepes.
Engineer, can you throw on some music, man?
But, you know, we've got to have...
Hey, can we have some music, engineer?
Well, just, whatever.
I don't care.
Just throw anything on, man.
Throw something with, like, trippy vibes.
I feel like having like trippy vibes music right now.
As a matter of fact, I just loaded a new bowl, and it's just sitting there.
I've been kind of neglecting.
Hold on just a second, engineer.
Let me just have one more hit of this.
All right, let's do this.
All right, it's 420 for Christ's sake, man.
Happy 420 to everybody out there, right?
That's 420, for heaven's sake.
Let me go ahead and take this last one, man.
Whoa, man, this is, oh, man.
last hit, and we're going to throw on some music and maybe talk about some things.
Maybe, you know, take some callers.
You know, it's a special day.
It's 420.
Isn't it 420?
That means everybody's smoking right now, man.
And by the way, you know, Jeff Sessions, you know, calm down on, you know, prosecuting marijuana smokers, right?
Escaping Body Control00:04:51
Just calm down.
Let the states do whatever the states do.
You know, if you're going to be federally cracking down on anything there, Jeff Sessions, you know, crack down on the heron.
The hair on, man, the heroin, man.
I mean, it's killing too many people.
It's making, you know, way too many young people addicted and ODing.
You know, and you know why the hair on's coming.
I talked about it yesterday.
Goddamn Afghanistan, man.
United States is in control of all the opium of the world's opium.
That's why we've got troops right now guarding poppy fields.
And this is an absolute fact.
But anyway, let's continue going here.
Yep.
Okay, I'm gonna hold.
I'm gonna hold this shit.
I'm gonna hold it in and let it hit the brain.
and then let it hit the brain.
Oh, oh, yeah, man.
I mean, I have to have a back-to-back, man.
Are you kidding me?
That was awesome.
I gotta have I gotta have a back-to-back, man.
I'm not even joking around.
have a back-to-back.
I'm just oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I, what the hell?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
I'm freaking.
My eyes are watering.
I need to blow my nose again.
Ugh.
All right.
All right.
I think I'm feeling pretty good here, man.
Let's.
Hey, Engineer, do you got any do you got that music there, engineer?
All right, well, throw on whatever you have on there, all right, man.
We're gonna, we need some trippy vibes music is what we need here.
We need some trippy vibes.
Throw it on, engineer, man.
See what you got.
See what you got going on here, man.
What the hell is this?
Whoa.
Oh, that's kind of trippy there, engineer.
Uh-oh.
I mean, what the hell?
What the hell is this, engineer?
God damn it.
is this crap?
What the hell is this crap?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
This is crazy, baby.
I mean.
Man, engineer, where do you find this crap, man?
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, I'm feeling pretty.
I'm feeling pretty out there, man.
I feel like I can, like, literally, like, escape my body through my mind right now.
I actually think I can do that, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like in control of all my senses right now.
I feel like I can physically feel every electrical impulse of every goddamn thought process that's going through my head right now.
I can feel the electrical impulses as I move my hand.
I mean, look at that.
Look at that.
Man.
Existential Dimension Crisis00:06:34
And you know, when you, I'm closing my eyes right now, and just all of a sudden, my thoughts are just going into a zone or a plane of its own, man.
Oh, man.
And then, you know, I'm just beginning to open up my mind a little bit.
You open up your mind.
And then you start realizing, you know, what is this place?
What is this place?
Are we nothing more than a three-dimensional animation?
What is the root of our consciousness?
Are we all infinite consciousness looking at each other?
Are we all perpetual gag reels in which everything that could happen is happening in a different dimension in a different universe?
Like right now, I'm thinking about going and getting me some of them cupcakes right now.
I'm literally thinking about getting up and getting some cupcakes.
Now, does that mean that that in which I thought me getting up and getting cupcakes?
Does that mean that that's actually going on in another dimension right now because my thought is thinking about it?
I mean, Descartes, Descartes said, I think, therefore I am.
I mean, you know, I'm just saying, hey, what the hell happened to the music?
Sorry.
I'm just, I mean, I'm in a zone, man.
I'm in a zone.
Man.
I'm serious.
I'm thinking about getting up and getting me some cupcakes right now.
I can think it.
I could see it.
I could see myself doing it.
Does it mean that that dimension is in existence?
That somewhere that is actually in existence, that that is going on in a dimension somewhere else.
But what if I wanted to get up and I wanted to go Pet Templeton right now?
I'm thinking about getting up and going to Penn Templeton.
Does that mean that exists somewhere else?
That's an actual possibility because I've thought it.
And what are thoughts?
And how can thoughts be manifested into reality?
Oh, man.
I'm talking.
I'm sorry, man.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Cut the music.
Cut the music for Christ's sake, man.
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
And not to mention, man.
Engineer, where'd you get this music, man?
What is this stuff?
I mean, we're, I mean, I got to see your music collection, man.
I don't know where you're getting this crap.
I'm serious.
I have no idea where you're getting this crap.
Oh, good God, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, look, I was trying to mellow out a little bit.
You know, I'm a little under the influence of a little tetrahydrocannabinol.
And, you know, I'm closing my eyes a little bit.
I got, you know, I'm kicking back in this.
I have a badass freaking $1,000 chair where it literally feels like you're on air.
And I'm closing my eyes and I'm just kind of randomly talking here.
And then you got the engineer putting on this.
I don't know what the hell kind of music is that, man.
Seriously, what the hell kind of music was that?
Man, that sounded like some goddamn, you know, psychotropic, psychotronic drug or something.
I don't know, man.
I'm just anyway, folks.
I'm sorry for the for what's going on here.
I'm just obviously affected by the effects of the tetrahydrocannabinol.
I don't feel bad.
I really don't feel bad.
My body feels like I'm floating.
I'm not joking.
I feel like tingly.
Like I feel like I'm serious.
I'm not even joking around.
Like my whole body feels like tingly.
You know, it actually feels pretty good, to be honest with you.
I feel like I can kind of fly.
I feel like I can fly.
I can fly.
I can fly.
Anyway, so Commando Nando just tweeted at me.
Walk away for eight minutes.
you're having an existential crisis.
Crisis.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
You know, now, I'm kind of glad that I bought $100 worth of this crap.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even, I, I...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Already Gone Down There00:14:11
Oh, man.
I'm really messed up, man.
But you know what?
You know what, though?
You know what?
You know what?
I'm already gone.
I'm already down this direction.
I'm already gone there.
I'm already here.
I'm already there.
I've already went there.
I've already gone there.
I'm already here now.
I'm now here.
I'm here right now.
All right.
So I might as well just, you know, go forward, go ahead, go through, continue going, you know, go just full throttle, full speed ahead, straight to the top.
You know, that sort of thing.
I think what I'm going to do here is I'm just going to have just have a couple more toques.
All right.
How about that?
All right.
How about just having a couple more toques?
I take a toque because up it I'll be.
Oh, God.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, all right.
Let me let me go ahead.
Let me go ahead and smoke one more.
All right.
Who cares?
All right?
All right.
Oh man.
And I'm going to hold it in when it hit the brain.
the boy.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Man.
Good for you boys and girls.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is not good for you, boys and girls.
Just don't, you know, just say no to drugs.
Just say no to drugs right now.
Just don't do it.
Somebody gives you this crap.
Just don't do it.
Just don't do it.
Just say no.
Like McGruff.
McGruff.
What happened to McGruff?
McGruff?
Remember McGruff?
What happened to McGruff?
What happened ahead, man?
What happened to McGruff?
I want McGruff.
Where's McGruff?
Remember he wore that trench coat like he was out there after he was giving speeches to kids not doing drugs?
going out there, like, flashing, you know, old ladies in the street or something?
Oh.
Anyway, folks, let me, uh...
I'm really sorry.
This is a really, I'm a little.
I am really under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol right now.
I'm not even joking around, folks.
This is not anybody who says that you can work and do this is a but it's lying their ass off.
All right, I'm telling you right now.
Look at that.
I'm supposed to be working here.
I mean, I'm just not, it's not, it's not working.
I'm just, it's not happening.
It's not working.
You know, I don't know, man.
Wow.
All right.
Hey, um, um, what the hell is your name again?
Engineer.
Can you put that music that you had back on again, man?
Because I feel like listening.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, on.
One more.
Just one more hit.
Just one more hit.
Just one more.
All right.
Hey, I've already gone there.
I'm already there.
I'm already gone there.
I'm already here.
I'm already here now.
I've already done this.
I'm here now.
I've done it.
It's already been done.
I've done it.
keep doing is what I'm saying.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Oh.
Man, I can feel it now.
Like, every time I can feel it, Oh, man.
I didn't.
There's no coughing on that one there, boy.
Am I developing the old iron lung there, boy?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
I'm a little high here.
Hold on.
I'm telling you, you know, you people on the internet, you know, you never cease to amaze me.
You know, I'm sitting over here.
Remember, I was just like, what was it about like a minute ago talking about how I wanted to talk to McGruff?
You know, I wanted to talk to McGruff and see McGruff and why I haven't seen McGruff as of late, for Christ's sake.
Well, you know, I'm in shock to realize that he's been sentenced to 16 years for a pot grenade launcher.
I mean, what the fucking are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Folks, look at the Twitter right now, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Look at the Twitter right now.
McGruff McGruff.
McGruff McGruff sentenced to 16 years in prison for a pot grenade launcher.
Am I high or something?
Is this a fake news website or something?
What the hell's going on?
I'm not joking.
Oh, God.
Look at the Twitter, man.
I'm just, I'm done, man.
Man, I'm telling you, you don't even need to, like, watch some trippy movie or listen to trippy music, man.
The internets and the reality of the world.
I cannot believe.
Look on the Twitter, folks.
I'm not joking around.
McGruff.
I was just talking about McGruff like a minute ago, man.
Me and McGruff, we were making plans.
You know, I was talking about McGruff.
I wanted to go out with him.
You know, maybe have a couple of bowls with him.
You know, kick it at the bar.
You know?
Talk about what he's been doing.
And there he is.
He's 16 years in prison.
What the hell's going on?
I mean, what the hell's going on?
Man, no wonder we're all screwed up in this country now, man.
McGruff's in prison.
Superman, you know, he can't walk and then he died.
I mean, you know, I don't know, man.
Things are all screwed up, man.
Things are all screwed up.
We're the third hour already, man.
Are you serious, engineer?
Whoa.
Man, we're already in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Man, we're already three.
Oh, man.
I mean, does this thing make time fly or something?
Is this what this does?
Like, you know, I'm sitting over here.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just trying to do my thing.
And lo and behold, before you know, we're already in the damn third hour.
We're in the third hour.
Oh, man.
I'm your host, the man they call Ghost, and I'm obviously under the influence of Tetrahydro Cannabinol right now.
Man, I have, I mean, my eyes are like, you know, I'm trying to, like, keep them open.
Like I'm trying to like, you know, I'm like squinting the other direction.
Now, you know how I usually squint while I'm trying to like make my eyes like wider and I can't and I'm looking like an idiot.
I'm looking at myself in a mirror look like a moron.
Anyway, man.
Anyway, let's take a do I have any more in this?
I have any more in this bowl.
Man, I've already smoked it.
I've already smoked two bowls.
I've smoked two bowls.
Man, no wonder this thing, this could get expensive here.
You know, this could get a little expensive here, man.
I've already smoked two bowls, man.
You know, geez, man.
I paid $100 for this crap.
Oh, man.
I already smoked two bowls.
I'm going to get another one, man.
I paid $100 for this crap.
I paid $100 for this crap so that we could celebrate $420 and I could subject myself to tetrahydrocannabinol and so that you don't have to.
And that's what we're doing.
That's what we're going to do right now.
Once I do that, I'm going to listen to some music.
I'm going to take some calls and do some.
Sorry, folks, if you were expecting some kind of a serious show today, I should have just not done this.
And I should have just maybe I should have just stuck to what I usually do, folks.
But, you know, I mean, just take a look at the goddamn Twitter.
I mean, it's 420.
I do know that we did have a shooting in Paris.
There was a shooting in Seattle.
You know, I know we should be talking about those things, man.
But, you know, let's just take a little bit of a break, you know, on this impromptu underground holiday and, you know, obviously be cognizant of what's going on in the world and not ignoring it.
But just kind of like, okay, you know, geez, you know, the religion of peace strikes again or something of that nature because I do believe it was, you know, some ally snack bars out there in Paris.
And I don't know what's going on with the Seattle shooting.
So, you know, who knows, man?
I'm telling you, who knows, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm going to take one more hit here.
And then we're going to listen to some music.
And then we're going to go.
Let me take some calls, man.
I'm going to take calls.
It's the third hour already.
Might as well take some goddamn calls.
Jeez, man.
I can't believe it's already the third hour.
What a 420, man.
Let me just shut up.
Just do this here.
Yeah, I think I'm getting used to this.
This has got a decent flavor to it as well.
It's got a kind of a kind of a fruity flavor.
I mean, it's kind of it's kind of, you know, it's not too bad.
I mean, I'm not I'm not joking around.
Some of this stuff, uh, like, you know, the the kind of crap that you usually get from, you know, what do they call it?
Reggie Bush, you know, or the, you know, Re Reggie's or Regs or whatever.
You know, that's the kind of crap that was shoved up some Mexican's ass just to get smuggled into this damn country.
And, you know, I I ain't down with that stuff, man.
I mean, that stuff's kind of harsh and all that stuff, man.
Hey, you know, F you, all right.
Somebody said in the inner circle chat room, I'm literally smoking fruit bowls.
Man, you guys are a bunch of assholes.
I mean, you know, I don't even get any respect for my own goddamn inner circle, man.
I'm literally smoking fruit bowls.
Look, as somebody else from alcoholic to pothead, I wasn't an alcoholic, man.
I was a connoisseur, okay?
That's a big difference.
All right?
I'm not an alcoholic.
As a matter of fact, I haven't had a drink in, geez, what is it, a week and a half, two weeks, something like that.
I haven't even thought about it.
How do you like them apples, huh?
I'm a connoisseur.
I like to partake in some of the best beverages money has to offer.
I'm a connoisseur.
Anyway, let me go ahead and.
Taking Angry Calls00:03:42
Hey, engineer, can you throw on the music, please, man?
I mean, yeah, I'm getting pissed off now.
I can't believe you can still get pissed off on this stuff.
I mean, I'm not, like, that pissed off, but I'm like, yeah, you bastard.
But then I'm like, you know what?
I'm kind of chilling here in the chair right now.
You know, it's like that attitude.
Hey, what are you doing, man?
Put the goddamn music on.
Jeez, man.
Oh, man.
This is definitely the kind of music that you would want to listen to, obviously, if you're under the influence of some kind of something, man.
Man.
You know, let's take some calls here.
You know, let's take some calls here, for heaven's sake.
All right.
What are you doing, engineer?
What's going on?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
This is good.
This is good.
I mean, just turn it off, engineer.
I can turn it off.
I want to take some calls.
That's what I'm going to do right now.
You want to talk to me right now, 420?
All right.
It's 420.
That means it's the underground holiday.
Holiday.
Celebrate.
516-4539903.
Let's take some calls here.
How about 213?
What's going on?
Oh, great.
Somebody who's just, you know, going to be a damn Helen Keller deaf mute.
That's just great.
815.
I have two number nines.
A number nine, Lars.
A number six.
Yeah.
Yeah, we get it.
I hope you get cancer of the cock.
All right, bro.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Let me get the bra button out, man.
I'm sorry.
We got to get the bra button, man.
I'm telling you, you people, man.
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
I mean, I got to treat you guys like, you know, a bunch of degenerate poor people, you know?
I mean, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just what I gotta, I got what I gotta do.
I'm just sorry.
I mean, I'm serious.
I mean, seriously, man.
I'm trying to have a decent time over here out here on 420.
So I'm just trying to do.
Hey, 727, you're on the air.
Hey, you go, man.
Hey, what's going on, 727?
How you doing, man?
Huffing Paint Segment00:14:32
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I'm a little, uh, I'm a little on the toasty side, I guess.
Yeah, I know what you mean, but for me, yeah, I'm giving mine like another way.
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
So, what do you mean I'm gonna be able to do that?
Yeah, I got well, I got this, uh, I have this can here, and you know, I it is pretty good, you know, yeah, yeah, some uh some like black paint pants.
You're sniffing paint, man, yeah, like the black paint or spray paint, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, so you're sniffing paint now, man.
Yeah, and what the hell does that feel like, man?
I don't know, man.
It's just, I mean, it's like the same feeling, kind of, but it's different.
It's like every other kind of drug you take, you know.
Yeah, well, just like give us like a little bit of a little insight, man.
It's just I mean, I personally just inhale it from like the can.
I do have a bit of like pain on my mouth, but it's not that big of like an issue, you know.
So, you walk around with like pain on your mouth, man.
Well, I have to wash it off, like, tonight, probably, but I'm just in my room, man.
420 is that bad for you, man?
I don't know.
I don't really care, you know.
You don't care?
Yeah.
Why don't you care, man?
Because, I mean, yeah, I already eat, like, yeah, junk food every day, you know.
Well, it's gonna kill me, you know.
So, you're just kind of like living on the edge?
Yeah, you know all I'm talking about.
Oh, man, so so what you know, like you're huffing paint, man.
Does it like give you the munchies or does it stain your teeth?
Uh I'm not sure about like this standing too far that literally just did this but um I don't feel hungry I feel more like energetic or something like that.
You know, energetic man, so like gives you like some kind of a like, some kind of a rush.
Man yeah, I kind of like I feel like I can like run like three or four miles yeah yeah wow well hey man, thank you for giving us your insight on what's up with all this huffing paint stuff.
Man, I mean geez man, this is 420 here.
People are huffing paint now.
Man, that's horrible, that's horrible, it's just, it's just uh, you know, it's just, that's just horrible.
Oh my god wow man, what a, what a four, twenty episode.
Man, let's continue going.
I hope you're okay there.
Seven two, seven.
Don't huff too much, all right, don't huff too much, because you know we want you to be around for a little bit man, all right, you don't have to.
You don't have to live on the edge man, you don't have to go all woohoo and shit.
Man, you don't have to do that.
Man, continue going.
How about?
How about, are you coach?
Seven one three, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Ghost, it's your little Mexican here Comostad man you hi hey, what's up, it's the pet Mexican.
How you doing, man?
Man, i'm doing good.
Man, I you mellowing out right there, you feeling good?
Yeah, i'm mellowing out.
I'm mellowed out homes, i'm mellowed out man, do you have yourself any of that, yeska man?
No man I, I just ran out man, but hey, I got something else man, and i'm.
You want to know what else i'm doing?
Oh man, I almost don't what.
What is it?
I don't what.
What are you doing?
Hold up, hold on, let me, let me get it here man, what?
Wait a minute, are you, not you?
Oh, oh god dude, this is some strong crap man oh, you gotta be getting to wipe.
Wait a minute, hold on, hold up, hold up, wait a minute.
Oh whoa whoa wait whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold on hey homes hold, hold on hey man hey hey hey hey, call my call mate, call my homes.
Hey, come up man, I can't.
Hey, calm down man, please.
All right look, why are you huffing paint now man, oh man, there's some strong shit.
I'm out of yet, i'm out of yesterday.
Man, what do you want me to do?
Oh man well, I don't know.
I mean what?
Not to huff paint.
I mean, what are you?
What are you doing why?
Why are you doing that manuement man, that's the new thing.
You gotta do it now man oh, oh man, mama way, no me mama, come on man, you gotta try it once.
No, mate way, calmate way, I'm feeling it now.
Oh, man.
That's some good shit.
Come on, ghost.
All right, look.
I got to get him off, man.
Get him out of here.
Get him off the air.
What the hell's going on here, man?
I mean, this is supposed to be 420.
Where's all this pink?
What's going on?
What the hell is going on, man?
You know, you know who I blame for this?
I'm going to tell you who I blame for this.
Distilling.
I blame you distilling.
You know, I'm going to be honest with you.
Ever since you started coming up here and started, you know, being a huffing connoisseur, all right?
Ever since you begun.
And look, let me tell you something.
Every time he's, at least for the past five times I've had him on, he's come on and he's like, yeah, mate, you know what I've got going on here now, mate?
I've got a great shrimp under the bobby type of a sprite hand here.
I'm huffing some lead paint 1275 and a 39er with a boomeranga.
Here it is.
I mean, every damn time.
And you know, in my opinion, this is my opinion.
Look, I don't know.
Maybe I'm going.
Maybe I'm high.
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
You know, what happened?
What's going on here, man?
I'm taking calls here.
This is the second call I've taken where somebody is actually huffing freaking paint here.
Look, I am not condoning huffing paint.
I mean, I'm not even condoning consuming tetrahydrocannabinol here.
I'm not, I don't know.
I don't even know.
I have no idea what the hell's going on.
I don't.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
I'm speechless, man.
I mean, I'm under the influence of marijuana over here, and I'm just, I don't even know, man.
I have no idea.
I think we got Asho, and I mean, I'm really tentative on bringing Asho in on the horn here because, I mean, who the hell knows what Asho is going to?
He used to be a good Mexican boy.
Now I don't know what's going on with him.
Asho, are you there?
Ghost, since you like to smoke, let's celebrate by smoking each other's poles in my tub.
Oh, my.
Wait, wait a minute.
I didn't ask for you.
Ask for that, Pastor.
Where the hell did he come from?
Where the hell did he come from?
I didn't ask for that, bastard.
Where the hell did he come from?
Oh, my God.
What kind of a 420 episode is this, man?
Oh, you know, I bought some tetrahydrocannebinol.
I smoked it on the goddamn air.
I wanted to loosen up and have a decent time.
And look at where we're going, man.
I didn't ask for.
Give me the goddamn money.
I didn't ask for this freaking tub guy, man.
I think now we have Asho.
Is this really Asho?
Asho, are you there?
Uh, hey, Asho, is that you?
Uh, yeah.
Uh uh what the hell?
Asho, are you okay, man?
Uh, hey, paint.
More than what?
What the hell did you just say to me?
Uh, paint.
Uh, uh, paint.
Oh, no.
No, no, get him off the line.
No, not Asho.
Not Acho!
No!
God damn it!
No!
He used to be a good Mexican boy!
He used to be a good Mexican boy!
Man, look, am I high?
Am I really here?
is going on here!
Am I really here?
Am I dreaming?
Is this a dream?
What's going on here?
Give me the freaking mouth.
Give me the mouth.
Whoa.
I mean, I don't even know what.
I got to stand up.
I don't even know if I can stand up.
I'm a little, you know.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Whoa, man.
Man, once you stand up, whoa, geez.
Man, look.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, man.
But I don't like it.
I don't like it one bit, man.
I've taken three callers here in which, you know, except for Tub Guy, I don't know where he came from.
This is not.
I hope this is a troll.
I hope this is not real.
I'm really concerned.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm upset.
Oh, God.
You know what I'm going to do?
Since I can't drink, you know, and let me tell you, you people are trying to drive me to drink.
You know, you people are trying to drive me to drink.
I'm going to take some more hits from this.
I got to do it, man.
I mean, you hear these people.
I mean, you hear what's going on here.
What kind of a screwed-up warped 420 show is this, man?
What kind of a freaked-out 420 show is this?
I mean, I'm at a loss for words, man.
Let me take one more hit here.
Oh, man.
Ash.
Yeah, it was mostly Ash, like an Ash hoe.
Asho.
Asho.
Let me go back to Asho.
Asho, are you okay, man?
I guess I'm pink.
I think I'm pink.
Slippery Slope Rant00:15:10
Oh, my God.
Get him off.
I can't even bear to hear him.
I can't even bear to hear.
He used to be a great Mexican boy.
You can't take the freaking barrio out of these Mexicans, can you?
You just can't do it.
You know, you could, you could, you can, never mind.
Sorry, you know what?
I shouldn't have even said that.
You see now, you see what you made me do, Asho?
You made me be racist there.
You made me say a racist statement.
Oh, my God.
Do you accept my apology there, Ash-O?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Just get him on.
of here for Christ's sake, man.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm not even joking around.
And as a matter of fact, I think we got distilling capitalists on the line.
Distilling.
Are you listening to this show?
Man, I could not be more proud.
So at the moment, I've got a nice crane pain.
I'm just going to.
All righty.
And we're in my cargo, so we've got a bit of a hot box going on, guys.
So this shit should be good.
I can't fucking see strike.
Oh, my God.
Man, you know what?
I'm not promoting this, man.
I'm not.
I'm not promoting this.
I'm not promoting this.
Man, what happened here?
Where did we go wrong?
And where in the show did we go into this direction, man?
I mean, seriously, man, where is it?
Where in the hell?
You know, where in the hell?
Where in the hell and why in the hell?
I mean, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Look, let me ask you something.
I unfortunately, you know, celebrated this underground holiday, you know, 420, that represents a celebration of the consumption of tetrahydrocannevinol.
And, you know, and I decided to go ahead and celebrate it.
And, you know, let me ask, once you go down a certain path of delinquency, I mean, do you just continue to just go down that road?
I mean, isn't that what the whole argument was for marijuana?
Was that marijuana was a slippery slope into other things?
I mean, I don't know.
Is this what this is proving?
Is this what this is proving here that marijuana is a slippery slope?
I mean, just think about it here for a second, folks.
Each and every one of you that are listening to me right now, it's like we're all in the same room.
It's like we're all chilling.
It's like we're all talking to each other.
You know, I'm sitting over here having a good time with you, smoke a little bit and all that.
And lo and behold, I mean, look at all the delinquency that is happening at this point in time.
I mean, unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I mean, all I'm doing here is trying to celebrate this marijuana holiday.
And I think that we've slipped down a slippery slope, in my opinion, man.
Wow.
I'm shocked.
I'm at a loss for words, for Christ's sake.
I am so shocked at what's happening here.
I hope Asho is okay.
Asho, are you there, man?
Are you okay?
Please tell me you're okay.
Uh...
He's so bombed out of his mind.
I mean, do I go on with this show?
What kind of a circus sideshow did this 420 show turn into?
Seriously, what kind of a circus sideshow did this turn into?
I don't know what else.
You know what?
You know what?
Forget about this.
I'm not going to.
You know what I should do?
Let's just go to radio graffiti.
Let's just go there.
You know what I mean?
Let's just go there.
I mean, I don't know where else to go.
I don't know what else to do.
I mean, I wanted to have a conversation with folk out here.
I wanted to have a discourse, a dialogue.
And this has gone to a path that I never thought that we'd be going into.
I never thought we'd be going into this direction.
I never thought, and I'm in shock.
I'm at a loss for words.
And I'm high.
I'm high, and I'm shocked.
I'm high, and I'm shocked.
I mean, can we?
I mean, what was that?
The door song.
Can I get much higher?
You know what?
Let me go ahead and let me put some more freaking.
I'm sorry.
I'm loading another bowl, folks.
I'm sorry.
I mean, this is just too much.
I mean, you're all listening.
You're listening to this.
You're all listening.
I mean, how would you interpret this, man?
I mean, good Lord, man.
How would you interpret this, folks?
I mean, like I said, is this a demonstration of a slippery slope going down a path of delinquency?
I mean, think about this for a second.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm overanalyzing things because I'm under the influence.
I don't know, but I am very concerned.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I am very goddamn concerned.
I am.
I am, I am, I am.
Oh, good God.
Anyway, let me hurry up and load this up, and then we can go into some radio graffiti.
And look, let me tell you, if this radio graffiti goes down a slippery slope, too, I'm out of here.
I'm not even joking.
I'm out of here.
I may even drink tonight because you people have driven me to drink.
I may even have to drink because you people have driven me to drink because you people, you'd be, I don't even, I don't, how am I, how am I supposed to react to that?
How am I supposed to react to that?
Go ahead and smoke here.
I mean, I'm just sitting here.
I'm just trying to have a show.
I'm just trying to have a show.
It's all I'm trying to do.
Trying to have a show, trying to have a show.
All right, man.
Let's just go ahead and freaking get to some goddamn radio graffiti.
Hopefully, the radio graffiti puts a little bit of a light-hearted context on this very warped, very serious, yet very perplexing, bamboozling show, 420 show.
I'm at a loss for words.
Anyway, folks, for you all, let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
All right.
For you all that don't know, this is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 516-453-9903.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
All right, now I'm really, I better not have like the kind of radio graffiti calls that I'm anticipating here because I'm not really in the mood for it.
I was in a bad mood to begin with.
And then I'm in a bad mood.
You know, well, I was in a decent mood there when I started smoking.
Now I got into a bad mood now that I've taken some goddamn calls.
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti callers right now.
Let's go to 210.
What's going on, Radio Graffiti?
And I'll be here.
Nothing is real.
Nothing to get upset about.
Strawberry Fields forever.
With the eyes.
Not understanding all you see.
Hard to be somebody, but all work out.
Does it matter to me?
Nothing is real.
Nothing to get upset about.
All right.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You actually remix me with Strawberry Fields?
I mean, first of all, it was tripping me out a little bit.
And then, secondly, I mean, you know, what the hell, man?
How many remixes?
I don't know how many times I have to say that.
How many remixes?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Pylons, radio graffiti.
100% pure grade A Colombian, my friend.
Man, that's some good stuff right there.
The green tens and twenties.
Used.
I think we have a deal, my friend.
What the hell was that?
Was that like a drug deal gone bad?
Is that what you tried to simulate in that goddamn splice?
Look, I don't do cocaine.
I've never done cocaine, never will do.
Don't you understand?
It puts a hole in your nose.
All right?
It could give you a heart attack.
All right.
And then it makes your penis shrink.
So if you want to encompass all those side effects, then, you know, go nuts.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Oh, man, ghost.
I'm sitting here right now.
I'm hearing all these trolls talking about sniffing paint and shit.
I got a couple pens right here.
I've been sniffing the ink from the pens on my desk right now.
I'm watching this.
The garden about these clowns.
Hang on.
Hang on a second.
Wow.
Paint, ink.
Well, what's next?
You're going to be sniffing excrement of different animals now to get high?
Good God, man.
How about I don't even know who to go to anymore.
I don't even want to pick up calls now.
I don't even want to pick up calls.
Good lord.
How about I don't know 352 radio graffiti?
My granny?
Radio graffiti.
I'm a Dude RA double ending by.
And I'm a sexy granny who makes me up a pie.
I'm getting this.
I don't know what the hell that was supposed to be, but I've told you, sons of bitches, not to talk about my granny.
I'm dead serious about that.
And let me tell you, if this was real life, you talked about my granny, I would be a – It's not even worth it for Christ's sake.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Gremlin Diablo.
I like to eat.
Yo, ma'am, she has a little smack to me, yellow boy.
Hold on.
Do you understand that?
People send emails and say, why are you trying to scare people?
I'm not trying to scare somebody.
Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh!
Alex Jones, now don't be plugging that performance artist on my show.
Do you understand me?
Don't you dare.
Don't you even dare 608 radio graffiti.
Pedophile.
Ghost is a pedophile.
Do you really want children?
How old are you, stupid little parents?
Yes, you can hear me.
Parents and Hallucinations00:03:16
Oh, my.
Are you kidding me?
How old are you?
Where are the parents?
Where are the parents?
Where are your parents?
Raja Dolis.
And I'm a troll in training.
You are a greenie, motherfucker, and can kiss my ass.
Oh, my God.
Do you hear this?
Get this kid out of here.
A troll in training?
A hambone troll in train.
man Where are the parents?
Where are the parents?
Wow, man.
I'm shocked.
I'm just so shocked.
I am shocked.
How much more shocked can you get me in one day?
This is supposed to be a kickback day.
This is supposed to be a day where I'm supposed to be all, yeah, Maui, Wowie, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm in shock.
Give me the mic, man.
Give me the mic.
What a horrible 420 that you people have made for me.
You know, I shouldn't have even bought this garbage.
I shouldn't have even subjected myself to this stuff.
I shouldn't have even broadcasted it today.
I shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have goddamn done it.
My God.
You know, how could I.
I don't even know what to say anymore.
I have no idea what the hell to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'm in shock.
How about Karaskin?
Karaskin, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, what's up?
Feeling all right, Odol?
How you doing, Karaskin?
Hey, I got something to ask.
When you smoke some weed, you begin to see, I notice some visions blurring out, and you start to hallucinate a little bit.
What do you see in a vision?
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Digital Ass Dying00:16:29
Well, no, I don't see or hallucinate.
I just kind of, you know, close my eyes and then I just kind of, you know, have the thoughts come into the head and then just start, you know, speaking them out, just start talking.
Well, um, um, aren't you glad that the Panda is not in the is not in your hallucination, right?
Are you laughing at me, Karaskin?
No, no, no, no.
I'm just laughing with you, not at you.
I'm just trying to make a little joke and uh about this whole Panda thing.
I'm sorry.
You're laughing at me, aren't you, Karaskin?
You're laughing, aren't you?
No, no, no, it's not laughing.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
He's laughing.
I even got Karaskin laughing.
I'm a- Goddamn betrayal!
The 420 betrayal!
You know, you know, I don't want to do this.
I hate doing this.
I don't want doing it, but I'm going to have to do it.
God damn it, come here.
It looks like I'm going to have to whip some goddamn kitchen lass out of here.
Because you people think that this goddamn 420 goddamn day is a big joke.
You people around here.
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
I'm going to have to take you all to a trip to the wood shit and whip some digital ass.
Yeah!
God!
I'm telling you right now, man, I'm telling you a second.
Goddamn.
And you all deserve it.
You all got them to serve it!
Gotta sit over here and whip digital ass on a 420 for Christ's sake.
I'm consuming 420, supposed to be kicking back.
So if they're having a decent time, for Christ's sake, I've got to go over here and whip some goddamn digital ass.
You sons of bitches.
You know what?
Hey, Engineer, go back to Asho real quick.
Asho, are you okay, Asho?
come back down to us?
Get him out of here, man.
I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
I don't know what the hell's going on here on this 420.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
I'm shocked, man.
I'm shocked.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm shocked.
I am shocked, man.
I don't know what to say.
Let's get a friendly face.
Hey, Trump and Capitalist radio graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
I have some news to share to you.
And the fact is that Asho, I've been talking to his friends.
Asho has brain damage from his actions today.
Brain damage?
What are you talking about?
Brain damage?
I've been talking with friends close to Asho, and because he smoked.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold on.
You speak Spanish?
No, I do not.
Very, very little.
Very little Spanish.
I don't speak a hell of a lot of Spanish.
So, like, are you communicating through rare Pepe's?
I mean, you know, what friend are you talking to him?
He's a Mexican boy.
I really can't, you know, disclose that information.
He wants to be private.
But to honor Asho's memory and brain, what I have here is a bowl of all the residues from animals, and I douse it in a hand sanitizer.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to sniff it because it's supposed to be very strong.
So let me just do this right here.
Wait, wait a minute.
That is fucking good.
Holy goddamn motherfucking shit.
What the hell?
Trumpet.
Hey, Trumpet.
Drop it.
Oh.
There it is.
They're what is.
They're what.
You know what?
I don't even want to know.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
There it is.
They're what is.
You better not be doing some audio as fake.
Yeah, never mind.
Anyway, let's continue on for Christ's sake, man.
Let's just end this damn broadcast already, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
In case you really have to watch this show, it's called the Little Cleans of Happy Dennis.
Let me get some more penny.
This guy again.
I mean, give me a break.
Who cares?
Go kill yourself.
You sound like somebody who needs to freaking drink some goddamn Clorox.
Good God.
408 radio graffiti.
Yeah, great.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
That's just brilliant.
Who else do we have going on here?
How about 360 Radio Graffiti?
I'm tired of Helen Keller deaf mutes, man.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
Coffee of El Wedo before I blow your brains out all over the patio.
Shove a cheeseburger up your shit funnel, nigger.
Getting smoke.
Yeah, fuck a big smoke.
Remember that name?
What the hell?
I never said that, man.
What kind of a splice was that, man?
I never said that.
I never said that.
That's a splice.
I don't know what the hell these people are trying to do, man.
732, radio graffiti.
Hey, man, take that.
Take that Obama phone and shove it up your goddamn poop chute, boy.
Good God.
915, radio graffiti.
Oh, great.
Helen Keller deaf mute.
Am I after Helen Keller deaf mute?
After Helen Keller deaf mute.
2-1-3, Radio Deputy.
Ah, who is it?
Hello.
Yeah.
That's right.
All right.
Oh. Oh.
So what fun things you have to ask me at Monster.
This isn't my game.
I have to do that.
It's trying right here.
What the hell?
What the hell kind of crap is that, man?
Man, I'm telling you, you people are getting sicker with Twisted, man.
Psychotronic weapons or something, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Some idiots that just, you know, obviously in the crapper or something, like, we give a crap.
How about 240, radio graffiti?
Hey, guys, I don't know what's going on with all these people sniffing paint, but I chose to go the catalyst route and I got some jankum here.
I was wondering if you wanted to take a sniff with me.
What the hell is Jankum?
Oh, it's simple.
It's where you get your poo and you put it like in a bottle and let it ferment.
And then you let it ferment, and then you open it up and you take a big whiff.
It makes you see shit.
It's great and it's organic, so don't panic.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
It makes you see shit.
You're sniffing shit in a bottle.
You're already seeing shit.
What the hell?
Shake.
Oh, God.
I mean, good.
Yeah, you sniff it, you'll see some shit.
You're sniffing shit in a bottle.
You're already seeing shit.
Yeah, come sniff shit to see shit.
Oh, that's just great.
What a 420.
I mean, if anything philosophical comes out of this show today, it's that you need to smoke shit to see shit.
Oh, that it uh that's it's it.
I mean, Socrates is probably rolling over in his goddamn grave right now.
Holy dog shit.
Oh, my God.
Give me the freaking sorry for being so vulgar, folks, but this is just getting out of hand, man.
It's just getting way out of hand, and I don't appreciate it one bit.
This is the Internet's 813 Radio Graffiti.
First of all, it's an Obama phone, and secondly, you don't put in a Gata DeVita and put it faster.
Are you joking?
What kind of musical blasphemy is that?
How about 647 radio graffiti?
Hey, girls, how's it going?
It's me, Bo.
How's it going, Bo?
I'm kind of stressed out today from work.
One of my favorite co-workers actually got fired, so I went to the home hardware store on my way home and I got some these stressors.
I'm just about to try it, actually.
No, no, Bo, not you, man.
Are you.
God damn it.
God damn it!
God damn it!
You know what?
I think I've had just about enough of this crap, man.
I've had just about enough of this 420.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
What is going on here, man?
What the hell is going on here, man?
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Give me the mic.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, man.
I've just.
If you have been listening to this whole show, what the fuck?
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry.
I just, it's a stress reliever.
It had to be done.
It just has to be done.
And after this show, I don't know.
I have to go.
I don't know.
I have to go to the bar or something.
I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
This is just too much, man.
It's just too much.
Jesus Christ.
Distilling capitalist radio graffiti.
Hey, buddy.
So I thought you were talking about earlier getting high off because of shit.
So you've actually reminded me of Chaitan Chung.
So I've gone and got myself a bit of labigo of you.
We're holding him up with a couple of buds and just, uh.
No, man, are you joking, man?
Are you joking?
Are you actually.
We're not ending with that.
I'm sorry.
We're not ending with that.
I mean, you know, we're not ending with that.
I'm not ending with this.
I'm serious.
This is just getting out of this is going out of control.
This is just going way out of control.
And I don't even know what to say anymore.
I have no idea.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, what can you say?
Can we get back to Asho and see if he's all right?
Asho, are you okay, man?
I mean, listen to this, man.
Listen to this garbage.
You know how to ruin a guy's buzz.
I'll tell you that.
You assholes know how to ruin a guy's buzz, man.
352, radio graffiti.
We got eight equals radio fucking graffiti.
Trans Raiden Snake.
I think I should have taken the day off.
I don't know, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn new shot at.
Ghosty.
Oh, there you are.
Hold on a second.
I was holding you locked the door.
What the hell is this?
Well, how did you nabban all of y'all?
Well, I feel a bit lightheaded.
I wanted you to calm me down.
I don't like when people say that before I'm about to, like, you know.
My head feels like I'm in water like the yellow submarine.
What did you just say to me?
And maybe you can be my lifeguard.
Get back in the goddamn kitchen.
Do you understand that?
Get in the kitchen.
You know, I don't like it when I'm interrupted.
You know that?
Boy, you better not be, man.
Do not.
Oh, don't worry, mind Pura.
I'll make it worthwhile.
What?
What?
Wait a minute.
It's a bit tight to her.
Do you have it, Kosa?
I love you.
No, no, no, no, no!
am dying.
I am fucking dying.
What the hell was that?
Did I just get raped there for Christ's sake, you sick pervert?
four goddamn 20, man.
What a horrible, absolute horrible 4 goddamn 20.
I thought this was going to be, you know, really, you know, kind of a fun, you know, kind of a woo-hoo at crap.
Biggest Circus Show Ever00:00:54
But no, this has turned into one of the biggest circus side shows that I have ever conducted as a broadcaster on the internet today, man.
I cannot believe this.
This is disgusting.
You will all be lucky if I'm here for a goddamn Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
You'll be lucky if I'm here for a goddamn Bowler Friday.
I can't believe you people have ruined this.
Give me the podcast.
I can't believe that you all have ruined this, man.
This was supposed to be some kind of a kickback day.
You know, supposed to be some kind of an underground holiday, you know, 420, huh?
Wacky Tabaki, the devil's lettuce, huh?
Yeah, huh?
Some weeds, some marijuana, some reefer for Christ's sake.