Ghost hosts the chaotic seventh episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, defending caller Raiden Snake against abusive trolls and political attacks while discussing Nintendo Switch sales and virtual relationships. The broadcast devolves into explicit "radio graffiti" featuring offensive calls, conspiracy theories, and a surreal skit involving time travel, culminating in Ghost's grief over Snake leaving Twitter and his declaration that the show is finished after mocking Alex Jones and internet phonies. Ultimately, the episode highlights the volatile nature of online trolling and the host's struggle to maintain sanity amidst relentless harassment and absurd listener interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
I am the master of ceremonies, the man they call Ghost.
I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Saturday night.
This is episode number seven.
That's right, folks.
Episode number seven of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And we've been going steady flowing, to say the least.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like to remind everybody to please spread it around, spread it around, spread it a goddamn round like wildfire, and let everybody know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is in effect and in the house.
And we are live every Saturday night, 5.30 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the Saturday Night Troll Show, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And of course, if you have not done so, please follow me on Twitter and Gab.
Gab, of course, is the Twitter alternative.
I'm on both of those social media networks under the name Politics Ghost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Now, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Saturday Night Troll Show edition.
It is Easter weekend, so for you folks that are celebrating and got days off, well, lucky you, us capitalists, we don't have days off.
So with that being said, I don't want to intermix the shows.
So let's just get right into the nitty-gritty.
First and foremost, folks, I do want to say I thought we were going to have three hours here tonight because people bought enough my kids merch, but I'm looking at it and we're like a couple shy.
So right now, as we see it, we only have 30 more minutes.
But, you know, the show's just begun.
I mean, I think we need about two or three more, and we got a full third hour.
But you know what?
We'll just see what happens.
We will see what happens.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to the crux of the subject matters of the broadcast on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're going to take your calls here about the subject matters we are going to discuss.
Because the first subject matter we've discussed some time.
We're talking about the Nintendo Switch when it first came out.
We took some calls, had mixed reviews on that particular gaming system.
Now, for whatever reason, folks, it has swept the gaming world by storm.
It has outsold PS4 and Xbox One for the month of March.
Now, what does that say for gaming itself?
That's a very interesting question I'd like to pose to all those that are listening to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And the reason I pose this question is because there's a definite correlation between folks that are trolls and gaming.
You understand?
I'm not to say that trolls are gamers, gamers are trolls.
I'm just saying, you know, they intertwine at some point.
It's cyber culture is what we're living here.
It's cyber internet culture.
Now, I want to switch things up a little bit.
Before I start taking calls about the Nintendo Switch outselling the PS4 and the Xbox One for the month of March, what I think I'm going to do here is I'm going to go and I am going to start taking Twitter shout-outs and gab shout-outs here at the beginning of the broadcast.
So this way, we could just go ahead and get that out of the way while at the same time, you know, getting people getting people some shout-outs.
All right?
All right.
I might even take two shout-outs.
Who knows?
It's a three-hour show.
Well, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's not a three-hour show yet.
Let me get ahead of myself.
See, I got him ahead of myself.
It is still only two and a half hours.
All right?
It's only two and a half hours.
So either way, we're going to be doing things different.
So let's go ahead and take some Twitter and Gab shout-outs live right here, right now, in the beginning of the broadcast on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And of course, if you want a Twitter or Gab shout-out, all you have to do right now, I'm going to start with Twitter.
Go ahead and retweet the tweet that states the Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
Go ahead and retweet the Saturday Night Troll Show Live, and I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
And unfortunately, I am running solo on the Saturday Night Troll Show because I have to give the engineer the night off.
There's no way I can have him work six days a week.
So with that being said, let's just go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
Right now!
We got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
There's Ward Sheckles, CD Weedies in the place.
We've got Crusades for Arabia.
How you doing, man?
Your broadcast is dog shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, why are you listening, ass crack?
Why are you listening?
I'll tell you why, because you just can't get enough of old ghosts, can't you, huh?
I'm inspiring so much from you.
You have to make a goddamn ridiculous Twitter name like that to try to insult me.
You understand?
You know what I want you to do?
I want you to keep giving me your energy.
That's what I want you to do.
Keep giving me your energy.
I like it.
Just four days equals lazy ghost.
Look, assholes, listen to me.
I took the Tuesday off because during the damn show, right in the beginning, there was a freaking hailstorm.
And the last thing I want to do is be on the broadcast and be in the middle of a goddamn tornado so you idiots can laugh about that.
And yesterday, let me tell you, I took the day off yesterday because everybody I knew was off yesterday.
Everybody had the day off.
And I had a fun-filled day yesterday.
And I don't even want to talk about it because all you idiots will do is just troll me about it anyway.
So it doesn't even matter.
So if you want to call me lazy, well, shove it up your ass.
I'm here for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I could have taken today off because I could have said that tomorrow I'm celebrating East Star.
Anyway, we got Waltman 13 in the house.
There's Tom Sorvo.
We got Supa in the place.
There's this bitch horse, Twilly Atkins.
We got Artron Havoc.
We've got 21,000 pounds of whoop-ass.
Yeah, no kidding.
The mother of all bombs.
Let's not get too political here.
Let's not get too political.
Crucified Granny.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
We got Chris Hyde in the house going on to Blake, Norwegian capitalist.
We've got Ghost One, Jesus Zero.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I don't understand.
Divorced gaming?
Is that a troll or is that legit?
Is that legit?
Divorced gaming?
No, it's legit.
There's divorced gaming.
Just retweeted.
That's legit, man.
That's like a legitimate.
I'm looking at the account.
It's legit.
Cheers to divorced gaming.
I mean, what does that mean?
A bunch of divorce.
I don't know.
I don't want to assume nothing.
Anyway, what's going on?
Thank you for listening.
We got Joe Sixinch.
What the hell does that mean, Joe 6-inch?
What is that supposed to mean?
Jesus Christ, you guys are perverts.
We got Spark Synapse.
What's going on, man?
We got Lawrence of Arabia.
What's going on?
Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia.
He's an English guy.
He came to fight the Turkish.
Anyway, we got Holy Shekel Day.
Look, assholes, enough of the goddamn Jew anti-Semiticism crap, all right?
Ghost of Farive?
Is that because he was in a wheelchair?
Is that the reference, you idiots, you're trying to be?
Son of a bitch.
Shut up, man.
Good God.
Raiden Snake of Eden.
Man, what's with you people in Raiden Snake?
What is it, man?
He's a nice guy.
What the hell's your problem?
I'm serious.
What the hell is you guys' problem, man?
It's freaking Raiden Snake.
You know, somebody on the show, I guess it was the Twitter shout-outs Thursday, was saying something.
If all my kids' merch sold equals ban on Raiden Snake, why y'all want Raiden Snake gone, man?
He's a nice guy, man.
Leave him alone.
We've got Lifehouse.
What's going on, Lifehouse?
We've got the Norwegian Capitalist.
What's going on?
We got Patrick in the house.
Happy Passover ghost.
Shut up, all right?
Laheim, all right?
I had the cedar meal and it was great.
It reminded me of the persecution of Judah in the escape of Egypt.
Oy Vay.
Anyway, we got Artron Havoc.
I think I already said Artron Havoc for Christ's sake.
Once again, Free Willie on San Antonio.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Anyway, we're taking Twitter shout-outs, folks.
If you're wondering, you're just tuning in, what the hell we're doing.
We're live right now on the broadcast.
Just retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and the tweet to retweet is the Saturday Night Troll Show Live, baby.
And not to mention, look at Xbox 360 News has just retweeted.
What's going on to Xbox 360 News?
How are you doing?
Man, Xbox 360 News just retweeted us there, man.
There you go.
We got Dani Kang Capitalist.
We got Tard Magnet Struck Again.
What the hell does that mean?
Easter holiday hambone.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea to get a goddamn hambone for old Easter, right?
You know, get a nice.
Yeah, shut up.
We got Tommy Two-Tone.
Tommy Two-Tone.
8675309.
That's a classic song there.
Manlet Ghost.
Yeah, I'll show you a Manlet, boy, all right?
I'll show your mother a man lit.
I'll tell you that.
Xbox 360 News Retweet Shoutouts00:04:13
She won't call me a man lit.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Jesus Christ.
We got Jizmaster 3000.
Colon Punisher, you asshole.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
We've got happy birthday, Cole Pony.
Look, wasn't it your birthday like three days ago, Cole?
Okay, we get it.
You were shitting out about uterus pipe.
Good for you.
All right, congrats.
Who has it been?
You know, that's one thing I hate about people.
Look, I don't want to get off of this tirade about people in birthdays, but, I mean, Cole, I don't mean to pick on you, man, but, you know, you just remind me of people.
And they just like, you know, when it's their, like, the month of their birthday, you have these assholes.
Hey, it's my birthday month.
Great.
It's your birthday month.
I mean, why are we so infatuated on the day we were just, you know, shitted out of a uterus hole?
I mean, can somebody explain this?
What is the significance?
Who cares?
Everybody's born.
Everything's born.
Anyway, sorry.
Don't make me sour puss.
I'm sure Cole's like, but it but it's my birthday.
I I think I'm sorry, Cole.
I'm just saying, man, all right?
Go get drunk, get a hooker or something, and then and you just call it a goddamn birthday, all right?
Good God.
Speaking of which, we're going to talk about that later on.
I don't even think most males now, at least in the modern millennial and pre-mill, even post-millennial, I should say, even want real women anymore.
We're going to talk about that later on in the broadcast on virtual girlfriends, you know, virtual reality pornography, and robotic sex dolls.
And the reason we're going to talk about this is because this is a very, very important subject.
I hate to say this to the troll and gamer community because a lot of these guys are like, wait a minute, why am I going to sit here and continue to put up with some stupid bimbo's garbage when all I need is something to squeeze one out of my Johnson?
And if we can be simulated in some capacity, then why the hell am I going to go ahead and put up with this crap and potentially give up half of whatever the hell I do?
That is a very good question.
We're going to talk about it.
I don't agree with it.
I believe, I still believe in the IRL of women.
I think that you need to bump one in real life for you to start making the judgment call on whether or not you're just going to go ahead and allow some kind of a latex robotic machine to press down and run one out on old one-eyed.
Do you understand?
Just say it.
Anyway, we've got United Fights in the house.
There you go.
We got Hanging with Jesus.
Bots take Pornstar jobs.
You know, who knows?
I mean, I know it's a troll name, but who the hell knows anymore?
You know what I mean?
Dr. Bristol, we got the Brony Network.
Chaos Happens.
We got Raiden as Captain Howdy LOL.
What the hell does that mean?
There's the chair sniffer.
That chicken head.
What's going on to that chicken head?
We got Billy the Belt Boy.
We've got Templeton's virtual girlfriend.
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking about getting Templeton a girlfriend.
I'm a little concerned about it because I don't want a bunch of damn little whippersnappers running around out here.
But I'm thinking about getting Templeton a chick.
He needs one, I think.
You know what I mean?
Hook him up.
They can have a decent life together.
I don't mind them having a couple of puppies, but I mean, if they're like having like six or eight puppies, I mean, ain't nobody got time for that.
Anyway, we got Sir Espali, whatever the hell that means.
What's going on?
We're going to take a couple of more Twitter shout outs.
We're going to move on to Gab, and then we're going to take your calls on the subject matter that we're going to be discussing here at hand.
Let's go ahead and go to it.
We've got the Yellow Spooge of Texas.
Look, stop talking about the Yellow Rose of Texas, you son of a bitch, all right?
I'm not joking around.
And look, happy birthday, Cole the Pony.
Templeton Puppy Breeding Debate00:06:18
Look, okay.
All right, Cole, it's your birthday.
I get it.
Who gives a shit?
Jesus Christ.
Look, I told you you're happy birthday on birthday, okay?
It's freaking Saturday.
All right?
I mean, what?
Wait was your mother in like labor with you for about freaking 48 plus hours or something?
What is your major malfunction?
We get it.
Happy birthday.
You were shitting out of a goddamn meat wallet.
Congratulations.
Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
Get him!
Okay, we get it.
You know what?
I'm moving on to Gab after this.
I'm not going to sit here.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Good God.
Anyway, we're going to Gab, folks.
And if you want a Gab shout-out, all you got to do is repost the first post on my Gab account.
And the post to repost is the Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
And I will give you a Gab shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here.
Now, what's going on to the Brody Network?
Who else we have here?
We got the N-word Capitalist.
Oh, that's fresh.
We got Jesus Christ a Zombie.
What the hell's that mean?
We got Grinder Service.
Wait, wait, is this The Grinder?
It's not Grinder.
Get out of here.
The name says Grinder, servicing glory holes in refugee centers since 2016.
That's what it says.
I was like, what the hell?
It's a freaking dumb troll, you idiot.
Stupid moron.
We got Paul Joseph Raiden.
Paul Joseph Ray.
Shut up.
Paul Joseph Raden.
Trans Raiden Snake for Jesus already?
Look, enough of the Raiden Snake trolls, man.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
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What the hell's your problem with Raiden Snake, man?
He's a nice guy.
All right, leave him alone.
Anyway, we've got next to you in the house.
We're going on to Deuce Volt.
Did I crucify that?
I mean, shut up, you moron.
Templeton Connoisseur.
What the hell does that mean, man?
You sick pricks?
What's going on to the Squirrel Hound?
How you doing, man?
What else do we have here?
We got Angry Grandpa.
There's OG Toru.
What's up, man?
Dentures for Ghost.
Now, I don't need no dentures, boy.
Although, I'm going to be honest with you.
I got one of these back teeth that are messing with me a little bit, man.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
And I'm not looking forward to it.
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking about just getting all new teeth.
Like, you know, getting like a nice whole grill going on.
You know, I'm serious.
I'm not even joking around.
I've got, like, a whole grill.
Now, I'm not talking about getting it gold or, I don't know.
Maybe I will get it gold.
Who knows?
I don't know.
I'm a capitalist, baby.
Who knows?
Maybe I will get it gold, baby.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
So when I'm talking here, I could say I'm not cheap talking, baby.
Anytime I'm moving my lips, I'm not cheap talking because I got a gold grill.
Anyway, let me move on.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just, I'm going off Keeser because he's trolls.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh, great.
My little pony.
My little pony, my little pony.
Jesus Christ.
Buying girlfriend, buying girlfriend.
Saturday night monkey hunt.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Mike the Merck.
Hey, look, here's happy birthday, Cole.
Shut up!
Hey, Cole, shove your birthday up your hole.
We get it.
All right, you are shitting out of your mother-freaking pumpkin pie.
All right, we get it.
Good God.
All right, man.
Give me the mic.
Anyway, we got Marty in the house.
Look, that's it.
I'm not taking any more of these shout-outs.
You guys are getting pricked, sick, pervert.
All kinds of garbage, man.
Look at this.
Florida smoke Gator tots.
You guys are sick, man.
You guys are some sick bitches.
I'm telling you, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to curse, but goddammit, you guys are sick sons of bitches.
Anyway, folks, look, I'm sorry.
This is the Saturday Night Troll show.
Let me take a sip.
And by the way, I'm not off the wagon.
I am still on the wagon.
I am sipping on some nice, fresh spring water, which is what everybody should be consuming.
Do not consume tap water.
And if you are, and you're wondering why you're having a hard time focusing, well, daughter with your fluoride stare.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this water here.
Nice, fresh spring H2O here.
You know, water actually makes you feel better.
I never realized, you know, a nice, good glass of water.
It's kind of refreshing.
You know, it rejuvenates the internal organs.
You know, I mean, as a matter of fact, I read that if you drink a glass of water before you go to sleep, you reduce your risk of a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Nintendo Switch Portability Analysis00:14:44
If, you know, happened, most heart attacks, believe it or not, happen during the nighttime when you're asleep.
You reduce your risk by about 50 plus percent by having a drink of water.
I'm not joking around.
So, FYI, I don't mean to be Dr. Oz here.
I'm just trying to, you know, give people a heads up, man.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get into the first subject matter at hand.
The Nintendo Switch outsells the PS4 and Xbox One in the month of March.
What does this say?
We talked about it when we discussed the Nintendo Switch back a few shows ago.
We got mixed reviews.
I had the opinion that the reason the Nintendo Switch is becoming a little bit prominent and popular, even though the system itself is rather flimsy and not necessarily innovative in the gamer sense, my opinion was that because it's two-player, because it's an integrated two-player type system, automatically as you buy it, it's meant for competitive type gaming.
It's meant for, you know, you and a friend, you know, sitting there competing on a game or playing together in conjunction in one game, that sort of thing.
And I think that's what really gaming needs to start evolving to instead of the isolated gaming format, which pretty much encompasses the majority of games today, which is, you know, somebody sitting back, playing some role-playing game, and it's just one singular person in a sitting.
I mean, we need to have more games that bring people together, you know, that bring people into some sort of a competitive spirit and have people congregate with one another in real life.
So I want to hear from you.
Is this the real meaning behind the Nintendo Switch outselling PS4 or Xbox?
Is it because people really do want some kind of c competition?
Want a reason to bring gamers together in real life to be competitive?
Because, like I said, PS4, Xbox One, what is it?
It's mostly role-player, you know, one-player games.
And I'm just interested in what people have to say about this, because in my opinion, that was my criticism.
I wanted to see more and more competitive gaming.
I mean, I want to see more arcade-like competitive gaming.
You know, remember the Street Fighters and the Mortal Kombats.
You know, I mean, these types of games.
Of course, those are going sometime back in time, but still, the essence of the game, the MO, the modus operandi, competition.
I want to hear from you.
Go ahead and give me a call right now.
If you've got an opinion on this subject matter, 516-453-9903.
Once again, we are discussing the Nintendo Switch outselling the PS4 and Xbox One for the month of March.
Does this signify that gaming wants to take a more competitive direction instead of being enamored in a first-person type of virtual world type setting, in a role-playing type of a gaming situation?
I want to hear from you.
516-453-9903 is the number to call here.
Is this Raiden Snake?
Is this you, man?
Yes, it is, guys.
How are you doing this evening?
Hey, happy birthday.
Hey, well, speaking of happy birthday, I don't know if you saw me or heard me on Monday.
I gave you a happy belated because I know that last Saturday was your birthday.
And the only reason I didn't want to acknowledge it because I know that these trolls were going to be a bunch of pricks.
So I did tell you happy birthday on Monday.
And I just wanted to go ahead and tell you that because you are a good fan of the show.
I appreciate you and everything that you bring to the show, regardless of what these goddamn trolls have to say.
So with that being said, thank you very much.
Happy belated birthday.
And I know you probably have an opinion on this, so let's hear it, man.
Well, two things.
Number one, obviously, I did hear you on Monday, and I do appreciate what you said on Monday because I did have to catch up, unfortunately.
I had connection problems.
But also, as well, relating to this, yeah, I can understand where it comes with the competitiveness, but I think it's more the simple fact is that the console is portable.
People can take it everywhere with them.
That's the one thing the other two don't lack.
Well, obviously, sorry, so they do lack.
My apologies.
They lack it.
No, it's okay.
So you're saying that it's not necessarily the competition motive that is driving the sales of the Nintendo Switch.
It's more the portability factor, gaming portability.
Yeah, because I mean, it's not very often you see a portable console these days.
I mean, yeah, you get the 2DS, the 3DS, the PSV, the PlayStation portable when it came out.
But the Switch has obviously got more power, and it's portable to boot.
You can take it with you anywhere you go.
That's probably what's driving it.
So I've seen people, especially when I've been traveling, especially on the trains, I've seen people playing the Nintendo Switches while in on the underground.
Now, that's very interesting.
Now, are they playing by themselves, or are they at least two people playing the gaming system?
That's another question I'd like to ask.
Well, it varies between the games they play.
I mean, sometimes they go with a friend and they're playing two-player games.
Obviously, it's like while they're there, sometimes they're playing alone.
Very, very interesting.
Hey, stay there, Raiden Snake.
Thank you very much for your insight.
Very interesting that it's not necessarily my assumption of the driving sales of the Nintendo Switch of it being a potential competitive gaming system.
The portability.
Is it portable?
I mean, I know it's portable.
Is it the portability factor that makes the Nintendo Switch so attractive?
Because let's be honest, it's rather flimsy in my view.
I mean, it's rather cheaply made.
I'm not, look, I'm not trying to diss the Nintendo Switch.
I think that they need to at least extend their gaming selection before I make a true judgment call on this particular gaming system.
But, you know, from the reviews, from people that have had it, it's pretty flimsy.
Yet it is very, very popular.
Is it because of the mobility factor?
I think that's a very interesting point that Raiden Snake brought up.
I want to hear from you.
What is your opinion about this?
516-453-9903 is the number to call.
How about Area Code 631?
What do you think, man?
All right, we get it.
It's not Radio Graffiti, asshole.
How about 505?
What do you got to say about this, man?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Good.
I was just speaking.
You all right?
Let's go.
Are you okay, man?
I don't know what happened to that guy, man.
I don't know.
He sounded like he was trying to hide something.
I hope you're okay.
Look, we're trying to get some opinions about why the Nintendo Switch is outselling the PS4 and Xbox One in the month of March.
I am getting some Twitter replies and some gab replies here.
Sergeant Yoda said that Switch isn't competitive at all.
The competitiveness is the Xbox and the PS4 with things like Call of Duty and racing games, etc.
He also said, aside from Smash Brothers and Pokemon, Nintendo is almost a single-player role-playing stuff nowadays.
Very interesting, but at the same time, I recollect one of their more famous titles, Mario Kart.
I mean, that was unbelievably competitive and interactive and brought in real life people together.
So in my personal view, I mean, that's where it is.
I mean, I would like gaming to encourage other people to incorporate in-real life people, you know, instead of like virtual gaming and, you know, headsets and all that crap.
Anyway, let's continue going.
I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about this?
Let's take 609.
You're on the horn.
What's up, man?
Hey, Ghost, it's Baxter Chen.
How are you?
How are you doing there, Baxter Chen?
You have any opinion on the subject matter at hand, Nintendo Switch outselling Xbox 4?
Yeah, I think it's honestly one and PS4.
My apologies.
It's honestly, I think it's the popularity of Zelda and Mario Kart that, you know, people are going to buy it simply because they'll want it for Windows games come out because they're some of the longest running games on the system.
But after that, it's going to taper off.
It always does.
I mean, look at the Wii after the Mario Kart came out and the Smash Brothers.
Everyone just stopped buying it and went back to playing their PlayStations and Xbox or computers or whatnot.
So it's just a fad thing.
You think that you're just having an initial onslaught of sales, and then once people get it and they realize it's not really what it's cracked up to be?
Because you're right, the Wii was much like that.
I mean, I didn't purchase one, but I knew many of folk who did.
And when I did play it, I was to assume that when you played these interactive games in which you were bowling or using any kind of actual real-life motion, that the real-life motion was actually being replicated in the game, which it wasn't.
And really, I think the fact that there wasn't an accuracy to the actual motion and the velocity of the motion in relation to the actual gameplay is really what made the Wii kind of crappy, in my opinion.
Am I wrong?
Well, what I was trying to my main point was they buy it only for one or two games.
They don't really care about the library of Nintendo games because, like you said, the games are horrible.
But, you know, I mean, the people that are fans of Zelda or Smash Brothers or Mario Kart, you know, they're going to buy it just so that they can play those games when it comes out.
Otherwise, they'll ignore it.
That's a very good point there, Baxter Chan.
I mean, you're right.
You know, I was watching when I used to watch Shark Tank.
Kevin O'Leary talked about one of the businesses that he took a bath on, and it was a gaming type of a situation in which he was supplied a website, from what I understand.
And in this website, people were, you know, for a monthly fee, they would have access to a plethora of different games.
But little did O'Leary know that the majority of gamers are pretty loyal to one or two or three games, and that's it.
And once they're stuck to those games, that's just how it is.
And that's why Kevin O'Leary took a bath.
The guy from Shark Tank, the guy that's currently trying to run for prime minister out there in Canadia, that's one of the businesses he took a bath in because he didn't realize that the gaming community, once they find a game, they are loyal to that game.
Now, I do want to get to a gab comment from somebody here who says, Sergeant Yoda is wrong.
There is no real competitiveness on the PS4 or Xbox.
The true platform for competitive play exists on PC.
Oh, here we go.
PC versus consolers, man.
I don't want to have that debate.
All right.
I mean, we could be here all night on that one.
All right.
Where people can actually play for actual money in tournaments.
That's very interesting.
You know what I mean?
As a matter of fact, competitive gaming, as far as like competitive gaming for actual tournaments, tournament money, that sort of thing, it's becoming so prevalent now that the university, or a university, I should say, in Utah is actually providing gaming as a graduatable degree, from what I understand.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
So competitive gaming is serious business.
It's legit.
All right.
And look at this.
I'm already, look at PC gaming is the master race.
I mean, I get it.
PC gamers versus console gamers.
And look, let's not have that debate, man.
I'm serious.
We could have that all night long.
I'm telling you this right now.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
I'm going to take a couple more calls on the Xbox or excuse me, the Nintendo Switch outselling the PS4 and the Xbox One.
And then we're going to move on to another subject.
Let's take a couple more calls here.
How about 413?
How you doing, man?
It's good to hear from you.
Hey, man, it's good to hear from you.
Thanks for picking me up.
No, no problem, man.
How you doing?
Good.
How's the weather down there?
You getting better?
It's getting a little dry.
It's gotten a little better, but it's humid as hell, man.
You can't even breathe out here.
It's disgusting.
No, I understand, man.
I'm on the East Coast.
We're experiencing some record highs, 80 degrees for Easter in Massachusetts, man.
That's some really high temps, man.
Good to hear from you.
I'm glad you're in the middle of the day.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad I could chime in on this beautiful troll Saturday.
I want to give you my two cents about the whole gaming subject and then maybe give you a shout out.
Is that okay?
Sure.
Go right ahead, man.
Cool.
So I agree with the previous sentiment that PC master rates, but again, I don't want to go into that too much, but I'm in the PC category when it comes to gaming.
Zelda Sales Outsell Consoles00:07:48
But involving the Switch, the Switch actually came out very recently and had a 10 out of 10 game that came out on launch, which was Breath of the Wild.
That's the reason why the Switch really is dominating Xbox One and the PS4.
I mean, it's only a month of sales, and that's not a broad enough sales spectrum to say that the Switch is better than those two consoles.
It's just because the Switch launched with such a really, really good game.
That's why the sales are really good.
So it's actually to say that the Switch is going to be better.
You understand?
Sure.
No, as a matter of fact, that's a very good analysis of the launch in conjunction with a 10 out of 10 gaming release.
I mean, that's a very good observation.
I would have never have conjured that or even thought about that.
So what was the game that they released in conjunction with the release of the Switch again?
It was Zelda Breath of the Wild.
So Nintendo is really good at creating their own first-party franchises like Mario like Super Mario, which you know.
They have so many other games that they've created that have first-party characters that are popular from their brand.
Link from Zelda is the game that came out with the launch of the Switch.
And I read an article actually online that said that the amount of games that Zelda game that came out outsold the amount of consoles that the Switch were sold, which is just to show you that's how much the Nintendo brand is jewing the hell out of that console.
They hold back production on the console and they create this artificial demand on their product.
And I saw that you wanted to talk about the NES Classic, and I don't want to go too much.
Yeah, as a matter of fact, let's go ahead and lead into that because you brought it up right now, and I think it's very, very interesting that you brought it up.
The fact that Nintendo likes to kind of ration out their product and make it exclusive and then try to make it very, very scarce.
And let's go ahead and lead into that because Nintendo is killing the release, which they just released that damn console, the NES Classic.
I know.
What was it about a month and a half, two months ago?
And now they're discontinuing the production?
It was right about Christmas time.
Yeah, exactly.
What's behind this?
This doesn't even make any sense.
I don't want to take up all your time, but can I give you a little insight?
No, go right ahead.
You're actually making great points.
Go ahead, man.
All right, cool.
All right.
So I work in retail, like I've explained to you before, but I also shop around Walmart and Target and big box retailers.
And Nintendo creates an artificial scarcity in their markets.
And they did it with the Amiibo, which is their stupid little figurines that they sell that goes along with their consoles.
And they do it with their one-offs, like the NES Classic.
What they do is they only produce a set amount, and they know that they can get away with it, and they can sell out all over the country, all over the United States.
And the reason they do that is because they want to create hype behind their product.
The problem is that the shadow market takes over, they buy them up, and then they sell them on eBay for like three, four, five times the market value.
So the problem is that Nintendo is adopting this philosophy, like it's okay that scalpers in the long run can rip off the customers.
And they've never deviated from that kind of lightning point.
And the problem is, I know I want to explain it really quick without taking up too much of your time.
No, go ahead, Andrew.
You're making great points.
Yeah, the people that are in charge of Nintendo have been in charge of Nintendo for a very, very long time.
And we need new blood in that company because what they're doing is they're sabotaging the growth of that company by doing this bait and switch type deal.
No pun intended with the bait and switch type deal.
But there really are kind of like it's an old school mentality where you kind of limit the growth of your product and you increase the value of your product by producing less of that product.
You know what I'm trying to say?
No, absolutely.
I think you're making a very, very good point.
I mean, they've done this in many different instances.
I mean, they even did it as far back as the Wii.
I remember that they underproduced the Wii to purposely make this hysteria of the Wii shortage.
Man, I remember one Christmas, Wii's were going like $1,000 on eBay.
And you're absolutely right.
They do this rather commonly.
And I mean, is it like a devious strategy?
Is it something that they're trying is it a point they're trying to make?
Are they trying to create their own subculture within the gaming industry?
I mean, it's a very interesting strategy because, as you stated, I think that they are also hesitating or pulling back their potential as game developers are concerned or game console developers are concerned.
I thought that they would be a lot more ahead of the game given the fact that we're in 2017 and Nintendo were the innovators of gaming in the mid-80s.
You would think that we would have been a lot further than we are now as it pertains to console gaming with the brand Nintendo.
I mean, just remember the original Nintendo system, they had all kinds of peripherals for it.
Remember, they had the power pad, they had the gaming glove, the power glove, they had the joint stick, they had all kinds of stuff like that.
You're absolutely right.
I mean, what is it?
I mean, are they trying to goof the customer?
And if they are, what customer, what gaming customer are they goofing here?
Because this is not, you know, gamers who are just delving into gaming that are purchasing the Switch.
I mean, there were a lot of serious gamers, even PC gamers that purchased this.
Your thoughts, man.
Yeah.
So my thoughts is, I'm telling you right now, it's the same point I made earlier.
The hierarchy at Nintendo right now in Nintendo in Japan, they've been in power for so long that they refuse to change their way.
Sigma of artificial scarcity.
They refuse to produce enough units to sell to their customers.
And they want to do that because they want to create an artificial hype.
And it's going to backfire in them.
And unfortunately, Nintendo is hemorrhaging profits by doing this.
And they can make so much more money as a company by being a third party developer.
So, like, for instance, like, if Nintendo decided to, like, stop making consoles altogether, and then they license all their third-party characters and software, like Mario, Zelda, you know, even game it, they could sell their property rights to that license.
They can make so much money on that, and they don't have to take a lot from the console.
So, I think, I really think you have to take the old people that are at Nintendo, and they have to get the hell out of here and bring in some new blood at Nintendo Japan.
Because Nintendo of Japan is really what's holding back North American progress in Nintendo.
Nintendo Japan Needs New Blood00:14:52
Wow, man, that is awesome analysis, man.
I want to take a couple more calls.
Do you want to give a shout-out or anything of that nature?
Sure, go right ahead.
I definitely want to give a shout out.
All right, so I had a shout-out and a question for you.
Is that okay?
Go right here, man.
All right.
So, I want to give a shout-out to the Discord with Hoodie, Meter Junkie, President Pepe.
They're all the men.
And you have a lot of good chat rooms out there.
You have the Bronying Network.
You have the Steam Chat.
You have a lot of really good chat rooms out there.
They're awesome.
And I just had one really, really, really quick question for you.
Go ahead, man.
All right.
So the other night I offered that I would like to buy more autographs from you, but I would buy a shit ton of autographs for you if you started a contest to ban Ray and Snake.
Would you do that for me?
Oh, man.
Why are you putting me on the spot like that, man?
Let me ask you.
Okay, what is it about Raiden Snake?
I mean, I know it's not just you.
I think that there's a lot of people that just want Raiden Snake banned.
What is it about Raiden Snake?
I just have to ask.
All right.
Can I kind of, I'll be blunt with you.
Like, look, I've given you more money out of my own pocket than the Ray and Snake has ever given you out of your pocket.
Can we disagree with that?
I can contest to that.
I agree.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I tell you why?
He doesn't bring any substance to the show.
I bring substance to the show.
You know who else brings substance to the show?
Hoodie, aka Cub Guy that brings substance to the show.
You know who else brings substance to the show?
Boat.
Boat brings a ton of substance to the show.
And you know what?
Even though this stilling likes to sit there and waste his time sipping paint, I'm drinking Johnny Walker on a daily basis, which, by the way, I still think you should partake in Johnny Walker with me.
Please get off the wagon and start drinking again for Christ's sakes.
You got me to be an alcoholic.
Drink with me, man.
You need to drink again.
All right.
But you know what?
I appreciate it, sir.
I mean, what a bad influence this guy, man.
I mean, are you kidding me?
He's like, come on, ghost, drink with me, man.
Come on.
Let's drink some Johnny Walker, Bloy Bo.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, thank you very much, sir.
I really appreciate it.
Raiden Snake, I think, wants to say something because I mean, you know, everybody wants him banned.
I think he has the right to, you know, kind of defend himself.
Now, once again, for you folks that are just listening, my apologies that this show is taking a turn for unfortunately, you know, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-Kee-star drama crap.
But my apologies.
Hey, Raiden Snake, are you there, man?
Yeah, well, let me ask that person something.
What's the big deal if I don't spend very much money?
Do I have to?
Am I forced to?
No, not really.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's bring him back.
Are you there, sir?
He's asking you a question.
Of course I'm here.
Of course I'm here.
What is me spending money got to do with anything?
Nothing.
You're a Brit Bungie.
Have no right to tell me how I should feel about American politics and American policy.
So I understand you have breakfast.
I understand you have to do what I'm talking about.
Hold on, let me talk.
You asked me a question.
Let me talk.
Seriously.
You asked me a question.
I've not said anything about you.
I've not said anything bad about you or anything whatsoever, nor to anyone else.
Raiden, you asked me a question.
Can I talk?
Raiden, you asked me a question.
Can I talk?
Yeah, well, I'm telling you this now.
I'm not slagging you off.
Like, you'll be completely claiming that.
You asked me a question.
Well, I'm asking you, can I answer your question?
Fine, answer the question.
But don't sit there.
You asked me why I have a problem with you.
You asked me why I have a problem with you, and I'm speaking on behalf of the teacher stuff, which I haven't said.
Simple.
That's what I'm saying.
You're just like every other.
They keep running their mouth and they have no idea about American politics.
Let me answer your question.
Will you shut up and let me answer your question?
This has nothing to do with American politics, mate.
Seriously, it has nothing to do with politics.
Yes, it does.
It has nothing to do with it.
Let me talk.
It has nothing to do with it.
Seriously.
Look, I'm not going to sit here and let you talk over to me.
You asked me a question.
Let me answer it, okay?
It's a polite thing to do.
That's what we do.
That's what we do in the United States.
A British person asked a United States person a question, and I will answer it politely.
Is that okay?
Oh, man, I think Raiden Snake just hung up, man.
I think he's really.
He just hung up.
I don't know.
I mean, it just, yeah.
Ghost, can I?
All right.
So before, I don't want to hijack the show, man.
I didn't want to cause all this trauma.
I agree.
I mean, I didn't realize.
I just feel bad for Raiden Snake, man.
I think he's hung up.
He's a little upset, man.
Go ahead.
Say your side.
I know you didn't get a chance to say it.
Go ahead, man.
No, it's cool.
Like, I don't mind Ray and Snake as a person.
Actually, I respect a lot of the Britbongs out there.
You know, the Brexits out there.
They're fighting a good fight, man.
But every time you pick up Ray and Snake, it's like, I don't know.
I just cringe, man.
And, you know, I got to tell you something, man.
Me and my wife, we love your show.
And if you started a ban Raiden Snake fucking, you know, autograph, me and my wife would probably buy 300 of them.
And you know what?
Including that mudfly, that fucking guy, the era print, fuck that guy.
Fuck Air Prince.
That guy is a piece of shit, too.
Fuck that guy.
Oh, man.
Wow.
Wow, man.
You're laying the smack it down on the damn Saturday Night Troll Show tonight, man.
Come on, dude.
So what you're saying is, so what you're saying is, is that, look, I mean, would you want Ban Raiden Snake from the troll show or from the entire True Capitalist radio and everything?
All right.
So I'll put a bounty out there.
All right.
So I'll buy 30 autographs tonight to ban Ray and Snake permanently from both shows.
Oh, man.
I can't do that, man.
I can't.
Hold on, hold on.
I think somebody wants to talk to you as well.
I think we've got pro-Raiden snakers that want to talk to you.
I think Karaskin has something to say to you.
Hey, Karaskin, are you there?
Don't you ever talk to my friend like that, bitch.
Did you think that?
Oh, hold on.
Calm down, Karaskin.
Calm down.
Hold on, just.
Look here, man.
I am sick and tired of hearing Raiden getting all the abuse that he did not deserve.
And seriously, hasn't he suffered enough?
Haven't he suffered enough already?
I mean, I am so I mean, if he wants to call call in, then he can.
But don't don't you ever tell him what to do.
Do you okay?
Do you understand?
I mean, if you mess with him, you mess with me.
Understand?
Okay.
Can I respond quick?
Fine.
What do you want?
All right.
You provide free art for ghosts, and he sells your autographs with your art for free, and you don't have to.
It's not free.
No, I pay.
I pay Karashkin.
Point point.
That goes to the point.
Because he pays me to work on the art for him so he could.
That's good.
Actually, that's good info because we didn't know that before.
There's a lot of people that didn't know that, but that's good information.
But look, I really don't want anybody to treat Rayner Snake like an outcast because it's not right.
He has the right to speak his mind.
He has the right to give his opinion.
No, he doesn't have to come in.
Come on.
Can you agree with me that it's boring?
No, he provides logical statements.
What do you think?
Hold on, we've got somebody else that wants to chime in about this.
Trump and capitalist, are you there, man?
Yeah, I'm here.
Listen, whoever is, you know, whoever called in is, you know, bashing Rain Snake for a reason, please step the fuck back.
What the hell did he ever do to you, you stupid fruit?
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Man, all right.
We're getting hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
We're getting a little bit, we're getting a little bit haywire out here.
Hold on.
Let the man respond.
Go ahead.
Let me talk, please.
Yes, go ahead.
Excuse me?
Okay.
So I've watched a lot of shit online due to your show, Ghost.
And people like Trump and people like El Foxo Loco are nothing more than scum on the bottom of my shoe because they shit.
They literally jump shit.
They jump shit.
Whatever shit you've done.
I'm actually going out and investigating shit.
What the fuck have you done?
Can I talk?
Can I talk or not?
No, you're not talking about it.
Why are you bashing me off?
I'm actually talking about the money.
How much money have you given ghost Trump and nothing?
Because you're a fraud.
Anyways, let me finish my point.
My point is that people that like Trumpin and Al Foxo Loco jump ship every single chat room that they're in, and they're a fraud.
And the point.
The point is that.
You have a wife, man.
You have a wife?
I bet your wife is Richard Simmons, man, with that fruity ass voice, man.
I can't even give my point.
All right, all right, all right.
Just let the man finish his point, and then we'll go to Trumpin, and then we'll go to Karaskin.
Go ahead, man.
Finish the point.
Thank you.
All right, ghost.
You know what?
You could doctor me all you want right now.
I've given you probably over $500 in the last few months.
And it's because nobody's talking to anybody.
This ain't we're not we're not doing that shit.
We're not that that ain't raiding.
Yeah, but my point is my point states is that me and my wife both love yourself.
We want all the communities to come together.
The problem is people like Trump and people like people like Raiden, they're alienating community.
They're dividing the community.
And I want everyone to get together.
And then all of a sudden Trump comes up over here, mouthing off his ass, talking about, oh, you know, I'm the bad guy.
No, he's the one that hits our original chat room.
You know what?
I'm sitting in a chat room right now in Discord with Cub Guy, Metroid Junkie, because it was cancer, man.
It was autistic.
No, you, no.
Stop interrupting me.
Let me get a chance.
All right?
So you're not going to give me a chance.
I'm not going to get a chance to talk.
You're going to have a chance to answer.
I'll just chime it in, please.
Let me talk.
Go ahead, give me your score.
Trump.
And you're the same person that sat there and pretended to be a legit fucking on the, you know, on the roofs like I'm gonna have my blog, do my music and I'm gonna do the news and shit, and you know what?
You ended up all of a sudden just started trolling, ghost, you're not you're, you're nothing special man.
You freaking like, abandoned nothing.
I'm sorry, that's been bullshit, like you know, as far as I'm concerned, Pub Guy Boat Jamian, Rational Lion, all those guys, they're the real fans of yourself of.
Oh, all right, all right, all right you, you got, you got to say your piece there.
Man, hold on just one second.
Trump, and I mean, do you have something to say?
I mean, you know, I mean what, what is uh, what is he talking about?
You abandoned who?
Uh well, I abandoned the original tiny chat chat room because it was full of cancer.
It was basically like the most autistic chat room I ever saw.
It used to be a very fun chat room.
I used to come in there every day.
You know I was the moderator, there was one of three but I left for another chat room, for the Discord chat room, because the chat room was getting cancerous.
It was toxic, because I didn't want to associate myself with tards, because you know they always talked about whatever and you know I tried to.
You know, talk about intelligent things.
You know what was going on in the news, what was what I was blogging about?
And basically, if you are from that chat room, you're just like every one of them, you're basically autistic and you sound it man and I cannot believe.
All right, all right, you have the audacity, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Hey Karaskin Karaskin, you want to?
You want to chime in on this too?
Well, nobody is special okay, just because, just because I'm autistic, that doesn't mean I should say, hey, pay attention to me, I'm an autistic son of a bitch.
Hey, I did not want attention okay I, and I am not special, so what?
I'm just like any other human being.
You, on the other hand, Are not.
You're a real jerk.
You have to be ashamed of yourself, man.
Why would you want to come up?
All right, all right.
I mean, that's enough drama.
All right, that's enough, guys.
All right, let me just put you guys on hold for a second.
Whoa, what?
That's like out of left field out here.
I mean, the drama level on the Saturday Night Troll Show tonight has gone through the damn roof, for heaven's sake.
Raiden Snake Drama Escalates00:15:33
Good God.
Man, folks, look, I did not expect that.
Can somebody get in contact with Raiden Snake and make sure he's okay, man?
I mean, I know that he sounded very upset, and he disconnected from the line, and we had some people come up.
And, I mean, whoa, whoa, man.
Whoa.
Man, I did not.
Look, folks, I did not mean for that.
I mean, this is supposed to be the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're supposed to have a nice, you know, fun time.
It's just, I mean, the drama just, Jesus Christ, you could cut the tension with the knife out of here.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
I'm sorry, folks.
And not to mention my apologies to Raiden Snake and Karaskin and everybody.
I don't know where this.
I don't know what's going on.
It seems like I'm out of the loop here.
This obviously extends into something that goes beyond the show, and I don't know what that is.
So maybe we'll talk about it here in a little bit.
I don't know.
But wow.
I mean, and everybody on Twitter and Gab is like, no, we want to hear more of it.
Look at that.
They're feeding on the drama like a goddamn hyena on a freaking animal carcass, for heaven's sake.
Good God.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I mean, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm discombobulated here.
I've just been informed here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
My apologies.
I've just been informed that Raiden Snake has just left Twitter.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Damn it!
You see this again?
God damn it.
Come on, man.
Come on, Rayden.
Look, everything's all right.
I mean, come on.
Oh, my God.
I mean, that's just horrible, man.
Come back, Rayden.
Come on.
Come back.
Somebody get in contact with Raiden Snake and tell him to come back, please.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me that freaking man.
What horrific drama for the Saturday Night Troll Show tonight, man.
What horrific drama?
Raiden Snake, if you're out there, man, please call up, man.
I mean, don't let these trolls win, please, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I mean, I can't believe this, man.
I mean, how am I supposed to do the show after all that drama?
I mean, did you all listen to that crap?
This is supposed to be the Saturday Night Troll Show, not freaking ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ta-ing star drama bull crap.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Raiden, you know, just please come back.
You know, and then look, people are telling, come on, Raiden.
Come on, man.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, look, my apologies.
The show on the Saturday Night Troll Show tonight has taken a turn for the unbelievable.
I mean, come on.
Rayden, don't let the trolls win, man.
Don't let the trolls win.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God, folks.
Look, we were supposed to be talking about how the Nintendo Switch was outselling the PS4 and Xbox One in the month of March.
Talking about how the Nintendo has cut the production of the NES Classic console, which is very interesting.
And we were getting into a decent discussion about why that was.
And then all of a sudden, we took a turn for the freaking dramatic worst, to say the least.
And I want to extend my sincere apologies for folks that have to listen to this.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
Hey, come back, Raiden Snake, man.
He's off Twitter now, folks.
You see?
Are you trolls happy?
Huh?
He's off Twitter now.
All right, Raiden Snake, he's off Twitter.
Are you freaking happy now?
He's off Twitter.
He's off Twitter for Christ's sake.
God damn you.
Huh?
Are you Trump terrorist at Sliver Vermin?
Are you happy for Christ's sake?
Oh, yeah.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm looking at the My Kids merch.
And we just hit 50, so I guess we're at a third hour now.
Oh, that's great, huh?
That's great.
What a time to get a third hour because I actually want to end this show early.
This is way too much drama.
It's supposed to be the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
The Saturday Night Troll Show, for heaven's sake, man.
Please come back, Raiden Snake, man.
Don't do this, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I don't know what.
I don't know what direction to take the show now.
I mean, it is just so much drama now.
I don't know what goddamn direction to take the show, for Christ's sake.
And look at everybody.
We want drama.
We like drama.
We want drama.
Raiden Snake, please come back, man.
All right.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Ain't nobody going to.
I mean, look at all the people that are backing you up, Raiden Snake.
Don't let us down, damn it.
Don't let us down.
Oh, my God, folks.
And listen, since we're, you know, on this drama kick, look at all these people.
They want drama.
Somebody wants to call somebody out on here.
830.
Are you there, sir?
Hey, Ghost.
It's deplorable.
How you doing, deplorable troll, man?
I saw you here on the Gab account.
What is it that you want to call somebody out?
Honestly, I want to call out Distillan for his little paint huffing kick.
Oh, you're going to call out Distilling Capitalist for the paint huffing.
Distilling, put the damn paint can down.
Leave the paint center alone, man.
It's all about the airplane glue.
Wait, it's all about the what?
Airplane glue, man.
Get this idiot.
I thought you were serious, you idiot.
Damn it.
You see, you know, here I am.
I think this idiot over here trying to be serious to old Distillan over here, trying to give him some goddamn positive reinforcement.
Look at this goddamn guy.
Man, this is what the hell is this?
This troll show is taking a turn for the worse, man.
Good God.
Give me the mic.
Man, what?
What?
Man, this troll show has taken a turn for the worse, man.
I mean, Raiden Snake, please come back, man.
I mean, apparently, he told the inner circle that he's no longer in the inner circle.
I mean, come on, man.
Don't do this.
Don't lie.
Damn it, Raiden Snake.
Don't do this, man.
Don't do this.
You see what you trolls did?
You see what you cyber vermic did?
God damn it.
you happy now?
Oh my god.
No, look at this.
I'm going to retweet what Raiden Snake just tweeted.
I'd be sorry for this, man, but I can't stay here anymore.
I'm going to be completely honest.
I loved you as more than a friend.
Wait a minute.
This is a troll.
Get this crap out of here.
Stop trolling.
Let me serious.
Stop trolling.
Stop trolling, asshole.
I loved you more than a friend.
Look at this.
This is what was tweeted to me here.
But obviously, this is not Raiden Snake.
Oh, my God.
He said he left the inner circle, man.
Oh, God, man.
No!
Why?
Oh, my God, man.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Man, this is, you know, this troll show has taken a turn for the worse.
I mean, it is taking a turn for the worse, and I don't appreciate it one bit, man.
Look at all these trolls.
They're like, look at him on Twitter.
Look at them on that.
They're laughing.
They're laughing, for Christ's sake.
They're laughing at the downfall of Raiden Snake because of you, troll terrorists.
Because of you, cyber vermin, man.
How in the hell can you have a soul?
How in the hell can you people look at yourself in the mirror and know that you're doing this to some human being?
Oh, my God.
And now look at the hyenas out here.
Can I get Raiden's inner circle slot?
Look at this.
They already want to buy.
Look, this is serious.
This is not time for any talk about joining the inner circle, inner circle slots.
It's not time for any of this crap.
Raiden Snake has not only left the show, he's left the damn inner circle.
I mean, I hope you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin are happy for Christ's sake, son of a bitch.
I hope you all are happy now.
I hope you all are goddamn happy.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you, man.
And look at it.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
And look at look on Twitter.
Look on Twitter.
They're sending me pictures of a dead snake.
What a bunch of ass.
You know what?
You guys are assholes.
You're ass.
You're assholes.
God!
You soul of troll bastards.
Man, how dare you, man?
How dare you?
Man, what a horrible, what a horrible Saturday night troll show, man.
What a horrible Saturday night troll show.
This is horrible.
This is unbelievably horrible.
This is horrible, man.
Give me the mic.
Give me the supposed to continue broadcasting after such, you know, a dramatic episode like this.
Honestly, how am I supposed to continue to broadcast after this, man?
Hey, look at these trolls.
They think it's funny.
Look at them.
They all think it's funny for Christ's sake.
And look, here, of all people trolling Raiden Snake, look who it is.
It's the Teutonic Plague.
Look, he's got a foot stepping on a snake.
Look at this.
Even Teutonic Plague is like, it's not funny.
God, it's not funny, you son of fish.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Do you understand it's not funny?
I mean, I lost a friend here, man.
You ready to stick with my friend, for Christ's sake, man?
I can't believe this.
This Saturday Night Troll.
You bastards.
You bastards, man.
Give me the mic.
Get him out.
Man, look, I really don't even know what the hell to do now, man.
I mean, to be honest with you, I mean, I mean, this show has taken a complete turn for I don't know what the hell.
I don't even know.
I've got an hour and 46 minutes left to broadcast, man.
I mean, I don't want to broadcast.
I just lost my friend, man, Raiden Snake.
I just lost my friend.
Oh, my God.
Hey, look at this.
Look at this asshole.
Praise God.
He will never tempt us again.
And there's a snake in the Garden of Eden.
You know, I've had enough of this crap, man.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not joking.
Man, look, I don't know if I can continue broadcasting right now.
I'm not, I'm, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I mean, this is unbelievable.
I did not expect this for a goddamn Saturday Night Troll show.
I mean, the Saturday Night Troll shows were supposed to be fun, man.
Supposed to be fun for Christ's sake, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
Come on, Raiden.
Just call it one last time, man.
Unfriendly Arab Prince Interactions00:03:10
I mean, man, I don't know what to say.
I don't know how what am I supposed to do?
I mean, how am I supposed to continue?
People are telling me to end the show because they did this to Raiden Snake.
I mean, wow.
Unbelievable, man.
Unbelievable for Christ's sake, man.
Unbelievable.
Hold on just a second.
I just I'm sorry.
I know that it sounds like I'm just kind of not knowing what to do.
I'm stumbling over my own tongue here for Christ's sake.
And hey, assholes, stop tweeting me dead snake pictures ass cracks, all right?
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
I lost a friend here, man.
I lost a freaking friend here.
But you see, I mean, you people don't care, you know?
You you people don't give a crap.
You know, you're just man, I'm really taken back by this, folks, man.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I did not want to see this happen.
I did not want to see this happen for Christ's sake, man.
This is this is just horrible.
This is just I I'm at a loss for words here.
I'm at a complete loss for words.
As a matter of fact, I think the Arab Prince wants to say something.
Hey, the Arab Prince, are you there, sir?
Hello, ghost.
How you doing, man?
I'm sorry, Arab Prince.
I'm just kind of discombobulated in my words.
The trolls just I don't know, they just trolled Raiden Snake off the internet, and I'm just I don't know, man.
What what's going on with you, Ray uh what's going on with you, Arabian Prince?
Yeah, I've been a little bit sick under the weather because of school and other type of drama happening to me and my wife, my parents, angry and all this shit.
I just I mean, I I already used to like Raiden Snake, but uh he he kind of kind of made me a little bit angry sometimes.
But yeah, isn't it?
Wait a minute, hold on.
The Raiden Snake used to make you angry first met him, he made me a little bit angry like with his type of responses.
Like if I sa when I used to try to talk to him, he seemed to be a little bit uh unfriendly towards me.
I I do not know why.
He was unfriendly to you.
Well, what did he do to you there, Arab Prince?
I mean, what what kind of stuff would he say to you?
I I don't I don't I don't mean it i in that much of a way, but I mean when I tried to talk to him, he sometimes ignored some of my messages.
Sometimes he just seemed a little bit not not really happy with me.
Internet Users Called Retarded00:02:39
He thinks I'm a bad influence user.
So oh man, that's horrible.
And the uh before I go on with the broadcast, what do you gotta say to the people that are out here talking about ban the Arabian Prince all of a sudden?
What's the w what what do you have to say over those chumps?
Wait did did people say they want to ban me?
Uh yeah, I mean there's like a uh like at least five or six Twitter names that have been made today that have been tweeting at me.
Yeah, I saw they mean they want to ban me from the show.
I thought they might ban me from the inner circle.
I was actually really afraid.
If they want to they want to ban me from the show, I don't give a fucking shit.
What what will they do?
Ban me from the show?
Do they have any any legal authority to ban me from the show?
I don't believe that I am causing any problem.
I'm a fairly nice man.
I try to respect everyone I meet and I have done nothing wrong.
So for me to get banned, I don't think I don't think it's necessary.
And I actually do want to say I remember you were ending one of your shows where you were getting little really angry at the autistic people.
You were saying about how they were so stupid they were doing what do you call it?
Playing video game all day, right?
Well, no, actually what I said was that I don't believe that they're retarded.
I said that I don't believe they're retarded because retarded people wouldn't be getting up on the internet, wouldn't be playing video games, they wouldn't have the mental capacity to do that.
And it was during the what was it, the Autistic Day, World Autistic Day is when I made those comments because I personally believe that the Autistics have far beyond the capability to enhance their intellectual potential.
They're just not doing so because they're being treated like retarded people.
And I don't believe that they're retarded.
So that's why I said if they were retarded, they wouldn't be able to get on the internet.
They wouldn't know how to hack.
They wouldn't know how to game.
They wouldn't know these things.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but to be honest, I want to ask before I actually say what I want to say, you ended the show on that day, right?
You did not continue getting ready to graffiti.
You just ended it.
Yeah, man, I'm not too sure.
If you're talking about the one on World Autistic Day, I'm not really too sure.
Host Health Concerns Arise00:04:30
All right, well, I'll just say this.
We do have the Brony Network guy in the inner circle, I believe.
The DN network guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I you know, I have to say, what what do you what in the holy fuck is wrong with this chat?
Well, what is going on there?
Oh, what there are these bronies?
I saw someone on Twitter.
He was from the Brony chat, and he was sending you pictures of diaper trooping the ponies or something.
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Air Prince, Mr. Air Prince, your guess is as good as mine.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't know what is driving these people.
These people are insane.
I know that you're in a part of the world where you're not exposed to this kind of filth.
Unfortunately, this is what America is at this point in time, and it's a shame.
I can't explain it.
I've tried to rationalize why these people are so pathetic in doing it, and I can't.
I can't do it.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh, Ghost.
I just went there to the hospital.
So, Ghost.
You have to go to the hospital.
Are you all right?
What's going on?
Are you going to be all right, Air Prince?
Sorry, guys.
I have some problems with my body.
My mother told me, are you okay, man?
Is everything all right?
Sounds like you're, I mean, do you need to go to the hospital or something?
You're not sounding too good, man.
Are you all right?
Okay, I'm fine.
I have some problems.
You have some problems.
Are you alright, man?
I mean, seriously, are you going to be alright?
Okay, I'm fine.
I'm fine now.
Sorry, I sometimes have some effects to my body.
I'm not some sudden stinging pain around a reason of my body.
Oh, man.
I hope everything's all right there, Arabian Prince, man.
I mean, you sound like you're suffering through some pain there, man.
Yes, I recently started to grow like these dots all over my body.
I think, I'm not sure what they are called.
The one we filled with pus, I think it's called POS.
Oh, man, so you got chicken pox?
It's not a lot, just like one or two.
And I recently had one of them pop because it grew around the region of my area that I shouldn't be talking about.
But yeah, it grew around here, and I popped it, and then there was blood, and it was a little bit more.
Oh, man, Aaron Prince.
All right, thank you, sir.
Man, we don't want to hear.
Oh, my goodness.
No!
Oh, my God, folks.
Look, I don't know where the hell this troll show is going, man.
Man, what a day.
You know what I'm saying?
What a goddamn day today is, man.
Oh, my God.
And look at people.
They're still tweeting me, raiding snake photos.
Look at this.
Look at this photo.
Someone throwing a picture of a snake in the trash.
Man, what the hell is, what the hell kind of, what is going on here?
Man, folks, look, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
I really don't know what the hell's going on, man.
Virtual Reality Sex Doll Debate00:10:55
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Mercedes-Benz, the I mean, this is too much drama.
It's just too much.
It's just too much drama here.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about something I wanted to discuss here.
And I want to talk a little bit about virtual girlfriends, virtual reality pornographic material, and robotic sex dolls.
And the reason that I want to bring this up is because we've got a lot of lonely chaps, specifically in the trolling community and some of the gaming community, who are obviously never going to bump a real live one because for whatever reason they don't have the social skills, they don't look very good, or nine times out of ten, their standards are way too high.
And to be honest with you, that's the whole reason why many people are single as of late, because everyone has their standards way too high.
I mean, you've got fat, disgusted, bloated pieces of nappy-headed, imbecile crap out here who actually believe that they deserve a dime, you know, because they exist.
I mean, you have to understand, for you gentlemen and ladies as well, if you find yourself alone, it's probably because you're aiming too high.
You need to look at yourself in the mirror and you need realize what type of a person you are and be honest with yourself and stop thinking that you look like some hot piece because if you look like a hot piece, people would be coming up to you.
And if no one is coming up to you, then obviously you're not a hot piece.
So right off the bat, stop thinking you're one and lower your damn standards and maybe you wouldn't be alone.
That's first and foremost.
Now, secondly, there are some gentlemen out here that are actually making the case that, well, why do I have to do that, Ghost?
I don't want to do that.
I don't need women for that.
I could just get myself a virtual reality pornographic system, or I can get myself a virtual girlfriend, or I could get myself a robotic sex doll and basically simulate the whole damn thing myself.
So this is a legit argument.
As a matter of fact, Laggett, he's saying you're a capitalist.
Why would you be against men saving men by not getting with a real woman?
Oh.
And listen, that's the argument that's being made by some of these gentlemen out here that, hey, look, I don't want to give up 50% of what I'm earning or what I'm worth to some stupid woman because, oh, this or that.
I don't want to sit here and have a bag of bricks that I've got to lug around through life.
I mean, I can go on and on.
I mean, there are a lot of arguments that are made by gentlemen today that are making a case for just having a robotic sex doll, a virtual girlfriend, or having yourself a virtual reality pornographic situation.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, let me tell you the difference here.
Now, a virtual girlfriend is, and there's a couple of different applications for virtual girlfriends.
One of the more popular ones is of a three-dimensional tohu or one of these waifu or whatever the crap is.
One of these hentai-looking Chinese, whatever.
It's in this virtual reality little contraption, and it basically does everything for you.
It says sweet nothings to you.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't get it.
It's just something that'll, you know, I guess make someone who's lonely feel a little bit more enthusiastic about himself.
Then you got the virtual reality pornographic contraptions in which you put on something like an Oculus Rift or an HGC Vive or one of these virtual reality type of contraptions.
And when you do so, you enamor yourself in this virtual world, and there are actual contraptions in which you can put on your private parts, believe it or not.
Okay?
You put this contraption on your private parts, and while you're in virtual reality, and some, you know, you actually have some chick, you're in, like, you're like in a chair, and there's some chick or a dude or a tranny, whatever you want, literally servicing you.
Meanwhile, you've got this contraption on your private part, actually simulating the sexual gratification.
So it's like you're actually, you know, sitting there and actually having a goddamn sexual situation, for Christ's sake.
All right.
And thirdly, and finally, you have the actual virtual reality, not even virtual reality, a real-life sex doll.
And the sex dolls now have gotten so real now that you can literally get yourself like all these people who like waifus and tows and hen-tai, they can get that type of looking woman in a virtual sex or virtual, it's a real sex doll.
It's a real sex doll that actually has robotic features.
It moves its mouth.
It talks.
It will actually, you know, give any kind of grunts when penetrated.
And look, I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, it'll say, oh, you're so big and all crap.
I'm not even joking around.
That's what they're doing.
This is robotic sex.
Anyway, folks, the reason I bring this up is because I know that we have a high contingent of folks who are actually maybe contemplating this as a future relationship or not.
Maybe there are some folks out there that are like, well, that's all I can do, ghost.
I mean, I'd like to bump a real live one, but these broads, I mean, you know, these hoes ain't loyal.
These hoes ain't loyal.
Anyway, I want to hear from you on this subject matter.
All right, 516-453-9903 is the number to call.
We're talking once again about virtual girlfriends, virtual reality pornographic material, and robotic sex dolls.
What do you have to say about it?
Is this the future?
Is this the future of relationships?
I'd like to hear from you, and I'd like to hear your opinion about it.
All right, give me a call right now.
516-453-9903 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and take 919.
What's your opinion on the subject?
Unfortunately, you have a cheap-ass Obama phone, and it ain't time for Radio Graffiti there, ass crack.
How about 971?
What do you got to say about sex dolls?
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
Oh, you're going to meet?
All right.
Yeah, too, man.
Yeah, my opinion about the whole sex dolls thing.
I think it's like the most degenerate thing I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, really, I mean, these people would only buy that shit just to get themselves turned on, and then a few years later, they'll probably eventually end up, you know, eventually they'll end up old and lonely, and that fucking doll is going to be carrying so much semen and sperm sticking out like a fucking glue stick.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
We didn't need to be so descriptive.
But I get it.
You know, they're going to be old wimbags wishing they actually had somebody that loved them, actually had somebody that cared for them instead of some, you know, latex-ridden robotic doll who, in your words, yeah, is going to, yeah, glue stick.
Yeah, we get it, folks.
We get it.
All right.
Anyway, I want to hear from you once again, 516-453-9903.
What do you think about the new phenomena?
Huh?
Virtual girlfriends, virtual reality pornography, and robotic sex dolls.
What do you think about it?
541, you're on the horn.
What do you got to say about this?
Fuck Raidenstink and fuck you.
Okay, all right.
Well, let me go ahead and give you a call back.
How about that?
Give him a call back!
Give this asshole a call back for Christ's sake, man.
You're going to sit over here and think you're some badass, and then you're going to go ahead and hang up.
Call his ass back.
Oh, look at me.
Oh, what happened?
You don't want to answer the telephone now?
You turn it off the hook now?
Oh, you turn it off the hook now.
Look at this.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
And not to mention, I mean, if you're going to say something, why don't you say something with a pair of balls instead of, oh, yeah, you're going to stretch Raiden snake on screen to you.
Don't worry about it, Fruit Bowl.
I got your goddamn number.
You're put in the list, boy.
We'll go ahead and put you in the list.
You're in the list.
Do you understand that, boy?
541-910, boy.
You're in the damn list.
Son of a bitch.
And just wait, just wait.
We call your ass during like Christmas once again or something.
Do you understand that, boy?
Anyway, 714, what do you got to say about this?
Well, what I got to say about it, honestly, is that caller who said the glue stick comment might be right on the emotional tangent of it.
I really think if they're investing in a robot, though, they're not too worried about fucking feeling anything off of some chick because they already have the robot.
They don't have to deal with the hassle.
That's just my two cents.
So you would prefer just not dealing with a hassle and just having like some kind of the either robot or virtual girlfriend, so to speak?
No, I'm saying that people who invest in the robots probably look at it that way.
And I myself have a pussy.
Women Want Confident Men00:11:07
I'm happy with my pussy.
You know what I mean?
But I can see why the people who want to invest in robots, be it cost factor, be it they can't deal with the fucking attention that the girl needs, they can't deal with emotions, anything like that.
I can see where they're coming from.
I just don't know if it's the correct thing to do.
Well, that's a very good point.
And I'm glad that you're happy with your pussy.
But yeah, I completely understand what you're saying.
People who would invest into something like this won't necessarily care about any kind of feelings or any kind of emotions.
They're just looking for a sexual playground, for lack of a better term, so that they can rub one out.
And that's pretty much the basis of the goddamn sex robot doll crap, man.
I mean, I can't believe this.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, why is this becoming a phenomenon?
Because men don't know how to talk to women anymore.
And that's really all you need to do.
You know, the objective as a man, the objective as a man is not for you to initiate any kind of sexual talk to a woman.
That'll turn a woman off.
What you need to do as a man is you need to turn a woman on.
And how you turn a woman on is by finding out what she likes, finding out what type of woman she is, and then pretty much attacking those points.
For instance, if a woman likes the nightlife, well, you take her out, you start dancing.
You know what I mean?
You're acting confident.
You're talking to her.
Remember, women don't want to hear about you.
And that's the problem with many males, especially millennials and post-millennials, is we've got a lot of males out here that just want to talk about themselves to women.
You know, they want to be like, my, my, my, I, I, I, me, me, me, me.
Women don't care about you.
They care about what you can do for them and what you can, if you can listen to them.
Now, to be honest with you, women will give it up to you if you give them the proper path to accept that they want to have sexual relations.
Because all women do want to have sexual relations, man.
They just want to be persuaded into doing it.
They don't want an aggressive man, per se, to like, you know, come here, broad, and just start being overtly aggressive.
In some instances, that works.
In most, it doesn't.
What women want is they want a man to excite them and give them an adventure, a time, an experience.
And once you give them a time and experience and you make them feel nice and you make them feel important, you make them feel wanted, that's when the London bridges start coming down, if you understand what I'm talking about.
They're dropping trowel, and they'll do it.
They'll want to do it.
You understand?
But you, you as a man, have to be confident in the fact that that's not what you're after.
And I'm not talking about being platonic friends either.
Okay?
Don't be overtly cooked by a damn broad.
But, you know, you need to act with broads like, you know what, okay, I'm with you.
I can get another one, type of thing.
And that's what gives a man confidence.
Not false confidence, but confidence in the sense of like, yeah, you know what, you're lucky to be with me, woman.
And the thing is, you can't overtly tell her that.
You can't overtly show her that.
You need to subtly and subliminally do that while at the same time still showing you have half-ass interest in her.
For instance, it's very easy to basically have a woman talk to you.
All you have to do is ask her questions.
That's all you have to do.
I mean, you want to, let's say you want to talk to somebody.
You have to be confident, though.
Let's say you see a woman.
You just want to talk to her.
You just go up to her in whatever context and then just talk to yourself at first.
Say, oh, man, look at this line, or oh, look at this place, or oh, look at the environment.
Oh, it's hot out here.
And then look at her and talk to her and say, man, isn't it unbelievably hot in here?
And she'll be like, one of two things.
She'll either be, yeah, it's unbelievably hot.
I mean, good God.
Or she's going to be short and say, yeah.
Now, if she's short and says, yeah, you may want to just go ahead and walk away from the situation because if you're one that doesn't like rejection, this is probably going to reject you here.
But if she says anything more than one or two words, then you've got a conversation going.
And then once you have a conversation going, that's when you continue to ask her questions.
Like, hey, well, what?
And talk to her like you're not afraid to talk to her.
Women know when you're afraid.
Women know when you're trying to come up to them and talk to them, and they don't like it.
They don't like weak men.
They don't like when men come up to them and are like, hi, I just wanted to know.
They don't like that crap.
They like a man that's like, hey, how you doing, baby?
You know, well, don't call him baby at first.
Just say, hey, how you doing?
This is a, you know, it's pretty hot out here.
Let's say you're in the park or something.
It's pretty hot out here, you know?
Yeah, it is really hot.
I mean, it's just it's pretty, pretty, pretty unbearable.
Yeah, you know, it's actually been raining as of late.
It's what's causing all the humidity.
You know, I could take the dry heat.
I just can't take the humidity.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, I've actually been to, like, Vegas.
Really?
You've been to Vegas?
I mean, so you a gambling woman?
Oh, well, I don't know.
I guess I could be.
Do you like cards?
Do you like, you see what I'm saying?
Just continue the conversation, and I guarantee you, if the conversation lasts more than five minutes, you can get the number.
You understand?
I'm not joking around.
Yeah, girls like boring-ass conversations about the weather, but it's not about talking about the weather for the whole time, you dumb idiots.
It's about cracking a conversation with a woman you don't know.
You understand?
Because that's the only way you're going to meet a woman that you want.
You have to go up to a woman you don't know, and you've got to start a conversation with that woman.
All right?
Remember, every woman is a perimeter.
You can penetrate that perimeter.
You just have to figure out how.
And to be honest with you, man, most women will want to drop trow and give it to you, period.
You just have to treat them as if you're giving them an adventure and that you're a confident man that, you know, has done this before.
I mean, you understand?
I mean, they want a man.
Women want men.
They don't want pussies.
They don't want cucks.
I mean, the reason that they're, you want to know why cucks are big right now?
Because women with cucks can have their cake and eat it too.
Do you understand?
They have some stupid Femi male that they bitch around in real life.
And then meantime, when it comes to the bedroom, they get a pack of blacks to come in and run a train on the wife of the goddamn husband sitting there behind a lampshade waxing his carrot.
You understand?
There are no real men out here anymore, folks.
There's none.
I mean, it's very scarce.
And if you want my opinion, I think that's why my goddamn broadcast is a little popular with the females out here.
I want to be honest with you.
The metrics that I am reading from Blog Talk Radio have shown me that I actually have more women listeners than male listeners.
They're just not overtly involved with the show, tweeting, and all this company.
They're just listening.
And you want to know why they're listening?
Because they're listening to a real man assert his dominance on this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
You understand?
I mean, when I discuss things, when I talk on this broadcast, I'm not talking like I'm, oh, I'm just scared, dude.
I just don't know.
I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
All right?
And not to mention, I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
I'm a little bit intelligent, if I don't say so myself.
I'm the prognosticator, a prognosticator.
I have answers.
I'm a capitalist.
I mean, you understand?
That's what women want.
I mean, women want a man.
They want a man that has answers.
They want a man that's not afraid.
You understand that?
And most of these pussy-whether little millennials and post-millennials are afraid to even leave their goddamn mama's nest for Christ's sake, man.
They're afraid to go and pool their money together with their gamer buddies and get themselves a goddamn apartment so they can game amongst themselves.
They're afraid to make the next step to do anything.
That's why you have a lot of males out here that are alone waxing their own carrots, thinking about goddamn virtual robotic sex dolls and all this other crap.
And all you need to do is just talk to these women.
That's all you got to do.
All you got to do is talk to them, man.
That's all you have to do.
Look, if somebody gave me a phone number right now, some chick right now, I could probably swoon a chick over the telephone right now.
You understand?
I'm that confident.
And you want to know why?
Because it's all about talking.
That's all it is.
It's all about talking.
That's all it is.
I'm just saying, man.
I mean, if you know the gift of Gab, then you will get that ass.
You understand?
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
I want to take a couple more callers on this subject matter.
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
Maybe these fellers out here want robotic sex dolls.
Maybe they want this type of crap.
Who knows?
Who knows?
But let's continue going here.
How about 724?
You're on the horn.
What do you got to say about this?
Hey, Ghost.
Well, what I want to say is you left out an option.
The thing is, you can always rent.
That's right.
For maybe $100, $150, you rent a check for 30 minutes to an hour.
So you can always rent a page.
Well, that is true.
The oldest profession in the book, you know, you could rent a woman.
But, I mean, do you have experience in that?
And if you do, I mean, can you tell people how it is?
Because some people are even afraid to do that.
Well, yeah, the shop, well, probably want to stay off a back page the first time unless you know what the hell you're doing.
But there's plenty of resources to figure out how to rent.
And don't do street corner thing.
Those are all cops.
So there are cops.
Obviously, there's cops.
But on the internet, you're usually safe if you're off a back page.
And don't use that stupid phone book.
Radio Graffiti Merchandise Push00:15:23
They're rip-offs.
Well, that's very interesting.
Hey, thank you very much.
I mean, hey, that's a very good point.
I mean, you can rent a woman.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, but if you're going to rent a woman, if you're going to rent a woman, the least you could do is understand what you're going to do with that woman.
Understand if, you know, you're going to get your money's worth.
Because, you know, some women, and listen, I don't have very much experience in renting women, but from what I understand, these women are scammers.
You know, they'll, you know, have you ever heard of the penguin blow job?
Well, this is notorious with women of the night.
What they'll do is that, you know, hey, I'll give you a $20 penguin blow job, right?
And what happens is, is the woman, she'll undo your pants, drop your trowel to, you know, your ankles, and then start warming you up, and then get the money, and then run.
And then when she's running, what it is, is you're trying to run with your pants on your ankles like a goddamn penguin.
That's why they call it the penguin blow job.
So if you ever got some hooker that's telling you she's going to give you the penguin blow job, and it sounds too good to be true, just FYI, all right?
Just FYI for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, I want to say, first and foremost, my apologies on the drama today that happened on the broadcast.
I would like to extend my hand once again to Raiden Snake.
Please come back.
I can't believe that we had such drama happen on the show.
If you weren't involved, if you didn't listen to the broadcast, I strongly advise you to go to the archive and listen.
Unbelievable drama on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 7.
But I do want to say that we are, let's see, we're about almost 10 minutes away from the third hour.
And I do want to say that we did meet the amount of My Kids merch sold to make it a third hour.
And what we're going to do here, folks, is we're going to go ahead and dedicate the whole hour to radio graffiti, third hour.
And I just please refrain from any Raiden Snake calls or please refrain from any of this stuff.
All right.
This was real drama today.
I did not appreciate it.
It was very sad.
I can't believe that it happened.
I'm going to be honest.
I cannot believe it happened.
And I really don't appreciate that you people are taking gratification in this.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I cannot believe that you are taking gratification in seeing Raiden Snake just being trolled off the Internet, man.
I don't understand what kind of people you are when you find gratification in seeing Raiden Snake being trolled off the Internet.
I just don't get it, man.
I just don't get it.
I mean, so, I mean, it was just horrible drama.
Anyway, folks, look, we did meet the quota to make a third hour in the Saturday Night Troll show.
Now, the next phase, okay, if you want two hours of radio graffiti, if we can sell 125 of My Kids merch, we got two hours of radio graffiti, all right?
All right, that's what it says in the ad on the My Kids merch.
So if y'all want two hours of radio graffiti, we'll go ahead and do that.
Other than that, we're taking these My Kids merch down by next Saturday because I think all anybody really wanted was a third hour.
We've got it.
We've got it now.
So I think everybody is a little happy at least, right?
They're all happy now, right?
You got a third hour of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Not to mention, I've lost one of my friends, man.
I lost one of my friends, Raiden Snake.
I lost my friend.
I lost my family.
And look at all the people, man.
They're all.
Hey, I'll buy Raiden Snake's inner circle slot.
Man, come on, man.
I mean, we can't be talking about that right now, man.
Raiden Snake isn't kicked out of the inner circle.
What the hell, man?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, folks.
We got about eight minutes until the third hour.
Let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
How about that?
How about a little bit of that?
All right?
I'm feeling a little generous.
We'll give you a little bit of eight minutes extra.
Let's go ahead and talk about some radio graffiti.
And for you folks that are unaware of what radio graffiti is, it's the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now, all right, at 516-453-9903.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti, all right, folks.
All right.
And the engineer, unfortunately, is not here.
So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls.
Rotten!
All right, who do we got here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
As a furry.
I want to push your son in the ass.
I want to push your stock in the ass.
All right, shut up.
That's a stupid, ridiculous troll there.
How about 815 Raider Graffiti?
Look, hey, asshole, stop making me sound like a goddamn cartoon, all right?
And not to mention, don't mention Raiden Snake.
Didn't I say that?
Didn't I tell you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin that don't talk about Raiden Snake?
I'm warning you.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long, you stupid moron.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I love you, Jesus.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
Shut up.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
My name is.
Yeah, we get it.
We get it.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I can take more than one man at a time.
Homeland Security.
Go ahead, penetrate.
Mine pooper.
Inner circle.
My head.
Double dip!
Mind pooper.
Get out shit, get this idiot, all this frickin' pervert.
All these sick perverts.
I'm telling you, I'm tired of these sick-ass perverts, man.
I mean, these perverted splices and crap.
And what bowels of your brain do you have to tap into to find that as a viable splice to play on the damn radio graffiti?
Can somebody explain that one to me for Christ's sake?
Give me the damn mic.
I'm serious, man.
Enough of the perverted splices, man.
Those are sick.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'm in a hurry, so I like to pretend to be an animal and achieve sexual gratification.
Yeah.
I want me some of that.
Animal-based sex.
So why don't we just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast?
I'm going to fuck my dog's ass.
Man, you're just...
I mean, Jesus Christ, shut up with the perverted splices, man.
I'm warning you.
All right, what?
Do you want to end the third hour before it's even fulfilled, you son of a bitch?
Huh?
I'm warning you, man.
Enough of these sick-ass twisted perverted splices, you damn troll terrorist, cyber bourbon, scumbag piece of crap.
There's something not right with you, morons, in the head.
352, Radio Graffiti.
We got J-Man Capitalist smoking crack out here.
The man they call ghost.
And Johnny Walker.
Oh, yeah.
I freaking love Matt Pony pornography.
You just fight like a man.
Are you all fighting?
Hold your hands.
In this sweet.
No, no, no.
That's happened, Mike.
That sniper is pumped by.
Ghost.
I'm a ganger at this little beauty.
Oh, five.
I got help for my freaking butt crap with that talk.
I'm sorry, Mike.
Hey, engineer.
That engineer is a spy.
Now, get your knife.
He's not a spy.
Thank you.
Get your knife.
What?
What?
That was delicious.
I left my legs in my broken paddocks and in a wheelchair.
That's okay, ghosts.
Your penis still hardens from the hatred of blacks, Russians, and Mexicans.
Oh, yeah.
I can pay more than one man at a time, boy.
That's awful.
Go ahead.
I'm on, Mike.
Hey, I want my freaking wheelchair back.
Not until you get off the train track.
You're lazy handball.
What?
What the hell?
He's trying gun for your crap.
See, the magazine is what the hell is up with these stupid train lights.
Sorry, Ghost, I have to catch the ride.
What the hell did I just listen to?
I mean, what?
What the hell was that?
Can somebody explain that one to me for Christ's sake?
What a cluster F of a goddamn splice.
Have I ever heard one in my goddamn life?
Good God, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
How about 352, Radio Graffiti?
We have some ghost products that you've got to try.
There's a lot of hype out there, a lot of talk.
Truly amazing with free shipping.
That's the Ghost Challenge Pack.
It'll run till the end of this month.
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Now, you know what?
That's not funny, all right?
That's not funny whatsoever.
Don't make any more splices with my show and Alex Jones' show again.
All right, you assholes.
Don't do it again.
I'm warning you.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio.
Excuse me.
The Saturday Night Troll Show.
Jesus Christ.
The Saturday Night Troll Show.
I am the Master of Ceremonies, the man they call Ghost.
I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me to the seventh edition, the seventh episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like everybody to please spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And we're live.
The Saturday Night Troll Show is live every Saturday night, 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And of course, we are now three hours, folks.
This is now the third hour of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And of course, folks, the Saturday Night Troll Show is all possible because of you.
And I want to thank you very much for making the whole Saturday Night Troll Show possible.
I'm sure many trolls are listening and thanking you as well.
Anyway, now that we've gotten that all out of the way, let's just go ahead and continue on with the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We are now continuing on with our one hour of radio graffiti, and it continues right now.
979 Raider Graffiti.
Come back, Raiden Snake.
Love your show, ghost.
Hey, thank you very much.
Yeah, no kidding.
Come back, Raiden Snake, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Twilly Add Radio Graffiti.
Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I've got a retarded granny.
And listen, if there's anybody that knows autism, it's me.
Now, I would like to say one thing.
Two, my granny, okay?
Shut up.
And you put the helmet on your head and don't say anything because you're retarded.
And I'm just supposed to feel sorry for you.
You want to know why I don't feel sorry for you?
Because you are a ridiculous, supposed pussy, pampering, goddamn potted under five-hold bag.
And no one should feel sorry for you.
And to be honest with you, I think that you should get the crap kicked out of you.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
Bra Button Incident Explained00:06:22
Damn it.
Yeah.
You piece of crap.
Yeah.
You see what you're making me do?
It's your fault.
Goddamn, you bitch horse twilliac.
Stop talking about my granny, son of a bitch.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you, sons of bitches, to not talk about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman, and for you folks to besmirch her memory really pisses me off.
I'm telling you, it really chaps my ass.
I'll tell you that right, goddamn now.
Good God, man.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the damn mic.
Don't talk about my granny, boy.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm telling you, I'll end this damn broadcast here, boy.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Alcohol pure radio.
What was that about?
And you ended with the vibrator, bruh?
Bruh, bruh.
Let me get the bra button.
I need to get the bra button out here.
Let me get the bra button.
I'm not even joking around.
We've got to get the bra button up in here, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, because, you know, this is just getting ridiculous for Christ's sake.
All right, here it is.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
No kidding.
Good God.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
We hired one other person.
Now, he's not going to be a reporter because he's got a daily reporting job, and I think you know what it is, and you'll see it in a second, okay?
But he's going to be a commentator for the Young Turks.
So you're going to see him all over our air.
We are super frick proud to announce that today we are also hiring ghosts.
Damn.
What?
Well, I shut up, you stupid moron.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Snakes to the mongoose are like feet to the squirrel.
Dots of steel make him the perfect housemaid.
Jesus Christ, man.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
I mean, come on, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
I'm very proud of you, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, anonymous radio graffiti in West Philadelphia, born and raised on a playground is where I put fixed my butt.
Masked and relaxed no cool put some dicks right up for Zuma Bud when a couple of guys who are up to no good started putting dicks my butt.
I got one little dick.
My mom got scared.
She said to move it with me, Auntie and Snoop will get fixed me butt.
Take Dan Fleeter with her.
Death and David Chief grabbed the dick and put it in the butt.
She gave me a dick in a dick.
Alright, you know what?
That's enough, man.
Bruh, bruh.
I mean, come on.
This is getting sick, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Great.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
Exactly what we need.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
Jesus Christ.
352 radio graffiti at eight equals radio graffiti.
As the end of Snakers Christ's life drew near, he would be given a sentence by Emperor Ghost Owl Pilot.
A sentence for Snakers is death.
Of course, by your choosing, Emperor.
Crucify Raiden now?
Yes, sir.
Here's your crown, my king.
It consisted of bacon lube and worn-out dildos from the troll retirement home.
Long live the king.
Snakers carried the wooden cross through the angry streets of San Ambonio as capitalists mocked him for being too hung on life.
Oh, the tech forgive them for being blind.
As he was being crucified, he was pinned using nails cut out from those files of cats.
As Sniggins was lifted up into the sky to die, he muttered to Lord Keck to forgive the capitalists that turned against them during the Great Trill War.
Father?
Why have you done anything yet?
I lost.
I wanted to bring you into capitalism, and this is what I get.
Ghost's pilot would look from a low dancing porn lorico in his hands, knowing that the favourite is near his demise.
Yes!
Oh my god, you know what?
You know, I'm so happy now.
How about a little bit of poor Loriko?
How about that?
Yes!
As Makers mirrors, he granted a lost request to the engineer.
Hengie, I hunger for something.
Yes, sir!
He grabbed a pitchfork and stuck a fish fillet with fries while sipping it in vinegar.
He was then sticking up to the snake's mouth as his final meal.
Snakers mutters as he dies with a cross.
Then suddenly, a strong gust of wind passes the ears of Alpirus.
Furry Community Welcomes Snake Back00:07:00
Ghost, what the hell is that?
A tornado from Lord Texan, by the spirit of snake that muffled its waves, the city of San Antonio has punished it for taking the life of the innocent speaker.
of how to this day storms ravaged the sacred lands of what was Sanhambonio.
I am dying.
I am fucking dying.
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Is your garage full of old paint that you'll never use?
I know mine is.
Avocado green, hot pink, antique white.
That is a nice shade of white, though.
You know, it's easy to recycle your paint all over California.
Keep what you need and recycle the rest.
Find a drop-off site near you at paintcare.org.
You son of a bitch!
Leave Raiden Snake alone!
You son of coco!
How dare you!
How dare you make fun of Raiden Snake like that, you son of a bitch!
How dare you besmirch Raiden Snake like that, man?
Good damn, you troll terrorist!
Good damn, you goddamn cyber vermin, man!
How dare you!
How goddamn dare you, man?
I mean, don't you goddamn trolls have a goddamn soul?
Look, Raiden Snake is gone now, all right?
You should be happy about it.
You should be feeling funny in the pants about it.
Stop with the Raiden Snake goddamn splices, jokes.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
Give it a mind.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
Son of a bitch.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Turn that crap down.
People got headphones around here, dear boy.
Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
When you want to go.
Enough of that Fruit Bowl song, right?
I told you how fruity that damn song was.
All right, enough.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
And so my founder plane.
About 4-1-2, Radio Graffiti.
Everybody is.
Oh, okay.
What the hell is up with the sucking fetish today, huh?
That's the second sock, socks, socks.
That's the second one I've heard.
What the hell's your problem?
Huh?
Because we're talking about robotic axe dolls, you freaks.
Good God.
484 radio graffiti.
A wet dream.
Whoa!
Whoa, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, it's getting all over the place for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, just, hey, just, hey, hey!
And that's what, you know what, that's another thing.
What the hell is up with you and the vibrator fetishes, huh?
You and the vibrator fetishes out here on the troll terrace and cyber vermin land.
Can somebody explain that one to me?
Freaking vibrator-fetished freaks.
Give me the mic.
Bunch of vibrator-fetished freaks.
All of you, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I appreciate the smell of, you know, freshly waxed butthole or something.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I'm like the fact that every shit stall you go into, there's a hole on the side of the wall there.
That's what I'm like.
That's why I'm here.
All right?
I mean, there's no reason to stay in San Francisco any longer unless you're literally squirrel fisting or chewing idiots up the poop or something of that nature.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Man, I never said that, you spliced bastard.
I never said that!
I never said that.
That's a splice, and everybody out there listening knows it.
Everyone out there listening to this broadcast knows it.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic, man.
I mean, do you see what I have to put up with on a consistent basis, folks?
I mean, this is my show.
I mean, this is it.
You know, some people listen in for the first time and they're like, this is fake.
There's no way this is real.
Folks, call in for yourself if you don't believe me, okay?
I call in for your goddamn self.
516-453-9903.
This is the show.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, for Christ's sake, man, where we're going to have an hour of radio graffiti, and you're listening to it right now.
You are in the midst of a full hour of radio graffiti right goddamn now for heaven's sake, man.
Good God, man.
I mean, I mean, good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I was wondering if next time Rain Snake comes up, if you could just let him know that the furry community is really welcoming him back in.
Audio Effigy Wood Chipper Threat00:04:32
You know, I really miss the guy.
I got the same at FWA.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
Furry community.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, Rain Snake is a furry.
I mean, I have his further page right here.
I could tweet it to you if you want me to.
Shut up.
Don't defame the man's name now, alright?
Look, he's gone now.
All right, don't spread lies about him being a furry, all right?
God damn it.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
I mean, stop it.
Just stop it now.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Ghost, you're fat and bald.
I'm fat and bald.
How old are you?
Ghosts, you should kill yourself because nobody likes you.
How old are you?
What the hell?
I mean, what is it?
A group of kids?
Is that a group of kids?
Where are the parents?
We're the parents for these little whipper snappers for Christ's sake.
My God, oh, fuck you!
I mean, did you all hear that?
That was a group of kids.
That was like five or six years old, man.
That was a group of kids.
Oh, my God.
Oh, good Lord, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this world coming?
Did you all hear that?
Where are the parents, man?
You know what?
This is a perfect opportunity.
The perfect opportunity.
I haven't done this in a while.
I haven't done this in a while.
But it's time to put an audio effigy.
An audio effigy of what the parents have done to their children.
And you know what they've done?
You know what I'm about to do?
They've thrown their children into wood chippers.
They've thrown their children into wood chippers.
And you know what?
The children don't even care.
The children don't even care.
They're too stupefied to even know they're being thrown into wood chippers for Christ's sake.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put on an audio effigy of you, the children, being thrown into wood chippers because that's what's happening right before our very eyes.
Do you understand me?
That's what's happening right before our very eyes.
So let's go ahead.
Let's throw on that goddamn wood chipper for Christ's sake.
Throw on that wood chipper.
Throw on the wood chipper for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
Let's throw on the wood chipper.
All right, let's throw the children into the wood chipper now.
Let's throw them in there.
Let's throw the children in the wood chipper.
Here we go.
Your parents did this.
Where's the wood chipper?
Your parents did this.
Your parents did this.
For Christ's sake.
Shut it off.
All right, that's an audio effigy of you all being thrown into a bunch of goddamn wood chippers, all of you.
All of you!
And you don't care.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti Chaos00:15:41
That's the thing about it.
You don't care.
You don't even care.
Good God.
And now I've got all these people on the internet trying to spread slanderous lies about Raiden Snake out here trying to call him a furry.
I'll just leave the man alone.
Leave him alone already.
All right.
Just leave him alone.
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Raiden, Snake.
Lol, you died.
Lo, low, you died.
Lol, you died.
Lol, low, you died.
Shut up.
That's not funny.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
814 Radio Graffiti.
All right, we get it.
Some cheap-ass Fruit Bowl song on a goddamn Obama phone.
Big deal.
352, radio graffiti.
We've got Escalators 420.
Radio graffiti.
How do you want to be a loser?
Christ here.
Yeah!
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
Are you with it?
You like it?
Are you with it?
You like it?
Don't make me sound like a goddamn cartoon, you sorry sack of crap!
Jesus Christ, man, you people are a bunch of freaking pedophile, priest-probing, chicken, skin, sack, sucking, trans-textical, turd-burglar-looking, dog-farting, fetish-habbing, chicken-eating, cornboy pieces of crap.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired.
204 radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, you know, whatever happens to Raiden think is your fault, right?
Oh, yeah, why is it my fault?
You know, you provoked that whole situation, right?
Oh, yeah, how?
Why don't you stop acting like an aspitard and explain yourself?
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I thought.
Let me guess.
You were raised by your single dishrag whore of a mother.
Am I correct?
Yeah, you're right.
Am I correct?
You were just raised by a single dishrag whore of a mother.
Am I correct?
Oh, what?
Cat got your tongue now, boy?
Oh, oh, what?
Oh!
Oh, you don't want to talk about your mammy?
You don't want to talk about your dirty dishrag whore single mother who's probably out at freaking Applebee's right now looking for Alabama black snake?
You don't want to talk about it?
Oh, oh, call his ass back for Christ's sake, that son of a bitch.
Two, zero, four, eight, zero, five, four, eight.
Jesus Christ, you moron.
Why don't you make a goddamn freaking message or something for your goddamn answer machine, you moron?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's call him back one more again.
Two, zero, four, eight.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, why are you going to do that?
And then you're going to be such a punk that you're not even going to answer your damn phone.
What a puss.
What an unbelievable puss.
And, you know, you just hung up right after I started talking about a single dirty dishrag whore of a mother.
That struck him right in the goddamn craw, didn't it?
That struck him right in the goddamn crawdown, boy.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
This is Sparta radio graffiti.
What the hell's going on here?
Thomas, you woke up.
What happened?
Afraid!
Oh, Christ, no!
No, she's having a flashback.
Thomas, listen to me.
You're not in Vietnam, alright?
You're not in Vietnam.
You're in America, alright?
Get away!
Get away, I'm armed!
Get away!
The war has been over for over 40 years, ghosts.
I mean, Thomas, whatever, whatever your stupid radio show is, all right?
Please.
The war has been over for many years, Thomas.
Please.
I am in the right patty seeing Charlie over here in the North District.
Ah, shit.
Nurse.
Nurse, we need tranquilizer, please.
Nurse.
You son of a bitch.
Get this idiot off for Christ's sake, like I'm having flashbacks.
Shut up.
That's not funny, for Christ's sake.
And look at this.
Somebody.
What?
Now it's my fault that Raiden Snake is in this situation, for Christ's sake.
Now it's my fault that Raiden Snake is trolled off the internet.
Look at what they're doing on Twitter.
Look at this.
Somebody just said I did this to Raiden Snake, and it's of a snake handler slapping a goddamn snake in its head.
I mean, come on, man.
How in the hell I didn't do that?
I didn't do that.
It's your fault, you damn troll terrorist and cyber vermin.
Do you understand that?
It's your goddamn sick sadistic dumbass fault.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault for Trident.
It's your fault, boy.
Good God, man.
What a bunch of garbage this is turning out to be.
What a horrible Saturday night troll show this is.
I mean, I've lost a friend.
You know, you people are thinking this is a big freaking joke out here for Christ's sake.
You're loving the drama.
I didn't intend for the damn Saturday Night Troll Show to be a goddamn drama.
Good God.
And wait a minute.
What is this?
Hold on just a second.
Is this look.
Wait a minute.
Is this legit?
Fur affinity?
Is this legitimately Raiden Snake's account?
Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
Wait a minute.
Raiden Snake's a furry?
You gotta be.
No.
That's not a shoot!
No way!
No, that's fake!
That's Photoshop!
No way!
No way!
That's a fake!
That's a phony!
That's a phony!
There's no way that's Raiden Smith's real profile.
There's no way!
That's a fake!
You know it, and I know that's Photoshop!
Shut up!
That's a phony!
Good God, please tell me that's a phony!
Please tell me that's a Photoshop phony, man!
Please!
Somebody tell me, please!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, God!
I mean, that's that's a phony!
It's like, I don't believe it, it's a phony!
That's a Photoshop phony.
That's a Photoshop phony.
I don't believe it, man.
I don't believe it.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the photo.
That's a Photoshop phony.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe you're the Photoshop phony.
Oh, my God, folks.
Oh, my God.
What kind of a freaking Saturday night troll show is this, man?
What the hell kind of Saturday night troll show is this, everyone?
I mean, do y'all want to hurt my feelings out here?
Are you all intending to hurt me on Easttar weekend?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
It's a freaking phony, man.
You know what?
I'm not paying attention to you people on Twitter, man.
I mean, it's a Photoshop phony.
Just shut up.
I'm continuing on with radio graffiti.
I can't believe you, people.
I can't believe you, people.
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, I just want to send a message to Raiden.
Hey, Raiden.
I hope you get the fuck up, and I hope you fucking stay out.
And Trump, you can get the fuck out, too, you fucking faggot.
Hey, and you know, as a matter of fact, give Ready one of those bruhs, because what the fuck?
What the fuck do you just give him a bruh?
Give him a bruh, because this is fucking ridiculous.
Oh, man.
I mean, look at everybody's hating on Raiden Snake now.
I mean, it just gets getting out of hand, man.
The Saturday Night Troll Show is getting out of hand all of a sudden, man.
Hey, man, anybody who knows who that is, seriously, you should, that's a person that you need to be trolling off the internet.
It's some stupid loser like that.
All right?
And the losers that hang around with them as well.
You understand?
Anyway, how about 714 radio graffiti?
All right, you're just a Helen Keller deaf mute, for heaven's sake.
Who else do we have here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
What are we Helen Keller deaf mutes up in this joint for Christ's sake?
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Tom Badger said, have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis?
Get that shit, Craig!
Get that sick trick.
Oh, my God.
That freaking sick perverted frog, you're sick.
You're sick for Christ's sake, man.
You're sick!
Oh my God, man.
I just, oh, good Lord.
Good Lord.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Oh, my God.
Disgusting, man.
I mean, we got, what, 25 minutes left?
I mean, let's hurry it up.
This is getting ridiculous, man.
425 radio graffiti.
Know what's bullshit?
Pennies.
Pennies are worthless.
What can you buy with a penny?
Nothing.
So why do we even have pennies?
Get rid of them.
Nobody likes to carry pennies around.
Why is there so many pennies lying on the street that don't even get picked up?
Because nobody fucking wants them.
They're like mosquitoes.
Go away, you fucking pennies.
Think about it.
There's four quarters to a dollar, two nickels to a dime, and there's five fucking pennies to a nickel.
It's pointless.
Even if you save a bunch of pennies, you're not going to feel like counting them.
I mean, think about it.
Think about how much time store clerks waste counting pennies back to people.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, asshole.
Asshole.
Pennies before 1983 are real copper ass crack, all right?
That's why they're still pennies.
That's why people are picking them up off the ground.
Have you seen the price of copper there, Dick Weed?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
What's the drugger bigger?
What's coming bottles are in cans?
How many really love it?
Make me think I'm a man.
I can kiss and hug it.
I can never do that.
Beer, beer.
Hey, shut up and stop trying to get me to drink, please, alright?
Please stop trying to get me to drink.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I can't believe that radio shake is a furry.
I can't believe he's actually also dead, too.
Can he change my diaper?
Because it made me mad right now.
If he changed my daughter, look at my ass, please.
He changed my diaper.
I need to save right now.
Please, come on, guys.
Look at my ass.
Look at my ass.
Let's get out of my asshole, please.
Come on, guys.
Everything you need.
Unfortunately, I know you want to talk really fast, but you can't because you have one of those relaxed tongues.
You know?
You got one of them relaxed tongues, and you really can't talk as fast as you want because, you know, you got a problem.
So don't try it.
You're embarrassing yourself.
All right?
You're freaking embarrassing yourself, you stupid moron.
Good God.
How about 647 Radio Graffiti?
For 1983, a real...
What?
What the?
I just freaking said that for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, you know, you internet butt stalker trolls, you're starting to get on my effing nerves.
I'm going to be honest with you, you're getting on my effing nerves.
Trolls Getting On Host Nerves00:10:57
I mean, you know, what a show today.
You know, what a freaking show today.
I hope you freaking trolls are happy.
You know what?
I hope you're all happy with yourselves, for Christ's sake.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Let another Helen Keller deaf mute for heaven's sake.
352 radio graffiti.
Come with me, say your credit.
Let me take you up there and go flinging a faggot off a roof.
Crowds are gathered below.
They're just watching the show as we're flinging a faggot off a roof.
You will find that our lots of gay Muslims for us to meet.
Yes, they're lifelessly scrolled out below on the conqueror.
From this perilous height, everything seems alright when you're flinging a faggot off.
All right, all right, we got it for Christ's sake.
And it seems as if somebody on poll out there in 4chan is actually putting up this fake, this fake Raiden Snake profile.
So, you know what?
Really funny poll, all right?
Bunch of ass cracks.
Real funny.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
It's my last warning to you, sons of bitches.
Do you understand me?
My last warning to you, sons of bitches.
443, radio graffiti.
Do I have this microphone?
God damn it.
I'm glad to be talking again on this fucking lovely Saturday.
I'd like to give a shout out to Comfy Zone number one.
And number two, if you really want to stop drinking ghosts, you need to just start smoking that weed Erde, Erde.
You know what I mean?
I should quit drinking and smoke marijuana every day.
Is that what you're suggesting?
You're damn skippy, sir.
You're damn skippy.
I smoke that weed Erde Erde.
Although I am drinking a Bud Light Platinum.
You want to hear it?
Wait a minute.
You just said that you told me to quit drinking for smoking.
And now you're smoking and drinking.
What sense does that make?
No, I'm just saying for you.
I mean, I'm drinking and smoking.
But I'm saying in your case, if you want to stop drinking, you should start smoking.
But for me, I'm doing both because, you know, I'm a bowler like that.
You're a bowler like that.
So let me ask you a question.
What do you think about this Raiden Snake scenario?
Are you familiar with what happened here today on the show?
I am quite familiar.
You know, I think he is a fucking ferret.
He's probably banging Stevie Ray Vaughn right now somewhere in Ponyland.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Don't talk that way about Raiden Snake.
He looks like a he's probably a ferret.
Is that what you said?
No, I said he's probably banging Stevie Ray Vaughn right now in Ponyland.
I heard you.
I heard that.
What did you say about him before?
You said he was a ferret?
No, I said he's probably a furry.
Oh, he's a furry.
That's fake.
That's phony.
It's not a furry, all right?
It's been proven debunked already.
Way to be in a furry, too.
Ghost, we all know you're a furry deep down, too.
I ain't no god.
Are you kidding me?
That's disgusting.
You know what, and I know what?
Are you a furry or something?
Hell no, I'm too fat to be a furry.
You know that.
You're too fat to be a furry.
At least you admit you're a little fat in the ass.
Do you at least have somebody there giving you the high-hard one every now and then?
You've heard him in the background.
He's there.
Oh, man.
So at least you've got somebody there giving you the high-hard one, even though you're a little fatty with a Bud Light Ice or whatever the hell you're drinking, right?
Why Platinum 6%?
You need to get one.
Start drinking, ghosts.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Well, enjoy yourself there, Fatty.
And by the way, keep eating, Fatty.
Keep eating.
Everybody's talking garbage about Raiden Snake, man.
I don't understand this.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I have no idea why this.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I'm not like joking with you when I say that Raid Snake is the furry.
I'm tweeting you like the favorites page.
I'm tweeting you to different pages of the actual profile itself.
You can look it up if you want to.
I'm not lying with you either.
And also, Paul.
Look, they've been proven phonies, all right?
Raiden Snake is not a furry.
Shut up.
He's not a furry.
Don't tweet at me anything else, please.
All right?
Don't tweet at me any screenshots.
Don't tweet at me any links.
All right?
That whole furry garbage is phony.
You know it, and I know it.
And we're going to leave it at that.
So just shut up.
732, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, my friend.
I am the Radiant Snake Charmer.
That's not funny, man.
You guys are such assholes, man.
You guys are such assholes.
Good God.
I mean, do you understand?
I lost a friend here.
I lost a friend in Raiden Snake over here, man.
I lost a friend in Raiden Snake over here, man.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
All right?
And look at you.
Look at these people.
They keep tweeting me lies.
They keep tweeting me fabrication.
Photoshop phonies.
They keep doing it.
Look, enough.
I'm not paying attention to this.
Enough.
Enough is enough.
Is enough is enough.
Enough is All right?
Enough is Enough is It's enough.
Get him out.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ, man.
A little over 15 minutes.
Thank God.
I mean, end the insanity.
What a horrible Saturday night troll show it has been.
And it's thanks to you, goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
I lost a friend.
I lost a friend because of you pricks.
785, Radio Graffiti.
I like to thank your business to care about.
I don't know that you are saying.
And I know that it's the one to play.
Take it up on me.
Take it up on me.
We're giving God a bunch of things to do.
All right, we get it, you stupid broad.
Get in the kitchen where you belong, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Okay.
Hmm.
Not bad.
Yeah.
Hmm?
Hmm.
All right.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
352, radio graffiti.
You're going to live in a tank and be tied into this virtual world.
You'll be able to wire your head in and just get unlimited pleasure.
You'll feel like ten times the best orgasm for three days and you want strength.
They're taking Network looks for the DNT.
Stalin's hook for the DNT.
Louis hooks for the DNT.
The DMT and the DNT.
Network hooks for the DNT.
Stalin's hook for the DNT.
We're not playing Alex Jones remixes on my show.
You understand that, scumbags?
All right, we're not playing Alex Jones remixes on my show.
All right, this is a Saturday Night Troll show.
Not that fictitious show he runs, all right?
Son of a bitch out here trying to play Alex Jones remixes like I care.
Anonymous, Radio Graffiti, we get it.
We get it.
All right.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Benito Gostini.
I challenge you to get in the ring with me.
Fair enough.
You coward.
You think you're a tough guy.
Uh-oh, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
Take a swing at me, boy.
I hate you.
Remember that scumbag forever.
It'll be unfortunate that I'm going to have to beat up an old man.
We're going to defeat you, anti-human scums.
I'll call on you, you piss me, puff-hold asshole, who's a colourless.
Well, I don't know.
For some reason, he got dropped, but I didn't really appreciate that splice, Benito Gostini, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I just want to give my condolences for Raiden Snake, who will be dealing with the community.
My name is Fleeing.
Who will really be missed by the community?
What community?
What the hell community are you talking about?
Are you talking about the Saturday Night Troll Show community?
The capitalist community?
You better not be telling me so furry community, boy.
I swear to God, I can't take that right now.
I'm going to be honest with you, all right?
I can't take this furry crap.
I can't deal with it right now, all right?
So shove it up your ass, all you people tweeting me, this Photoshop phony crap.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Literally explodes like an 88-millimeter AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off.
You and her both join as one, soul sales.
Oh, my God.
Raiden Snake Community Condolences00:03:00
You know what?
Hey, if that's really a Teutonic plague, no wonder everybody wanted you gone.
I mean, this is what you're doing in your off time, man.
You sick little prick.
Good God.
502 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Great show.
I just want to say Faximcoin is going good in the altcoin markets.
And also, for you internet trolls, God hates you and he's going to throw you into hell.
Quit messing with ghosts.
Hey, thank you very much, and thank you for the heads up on some of them altcoin plays here.
There's a lot of plays to be made.
I'm telling you, I mean, did you see how each and every one of these damn cryptocurrencies are literally going up in price?
I told you, man, get in while you can, baby.
I'm telling you this right now.
I don't care how you get into it.
Just get into it.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
How about 352 Radio Graffiti?
Execute nuclear strike.
I'm going out with a bang.
Here we go.
All right, shut up.
Nobody gives a crap.
All right.
That sounds stupid.
How about 619, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, destined capitalists.
Can I huff Paint Center?
Does that, I mean, it gets me high, but not that.
No, hey, yeah, Asho.
Look, don't go there.
Hey, there, Asho.
You know, Asho, you turned yourself into a nice, fine, upstanding Mexican boy.
The last thing we need from you is to start going down the road that you were in when you used to call up as a Justin Bieber Mexican kid.
What was it?
In 2011.
All right?
You've come a long way.
We don't need you to start hopping on paint, drinking on Cerveza, and watching pornographic material, all right?
You're a good little Mexican boy.
There's no reason to go there.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
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Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
Calling the beautifully redesigned 2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA simply a four-door coupe is like describing a world-class athlete as just a good runner.
With its sleek profile and powerful turbocharged engine, the CLA offers agility and design that are unmatched in its class.
And it's available now at an exceptional price.
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Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
Golden Microphone Award Ceremony00:11:20
Jesus Christ, Helen Keller deaf mutes left and right.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
They want Dave.
I'm talking.
Well, if you want Dave, this is what I'm getting.
Wait a minute, did you just mix Eminem with Chuck Berry's piece of trash?
I freaking hate Eminem, man.
I'm telling you, I'm going to find him.
If he ever comes to Texas, he's going to get his ass whooped.
I'm telling you that right now.
Eminem, you hear that?
You come to Texas, I'm whooping your ass personally, all right?
You're probably going to have, you know, 12 or 13 bodyguards around you.
But I tell you what, Mono Amano, if I throw fisticuffs with you, you're going down, boy.
And I ain't going nowhere.
I'm going to commit the crime due the time, baby.
You understand that?
And as I stated, when I go to jail for whooping Eminem's ass, I mean, I am going to be Mr. Black People in jail.
You understand?
I mean, these black people are going to be hoisting me on their shoulder.
All right?
Like I'm a freaking sultan, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand me?
I mean, they're going to be hoisting me on their shoulder for kicking this cracker ass cracker's ass.
You know it, and I know it, and everybody that's listening to me knows it, too.
So who we BSing, boy?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
There it goes.
It's just Scarlet Moon.
I just wanted to let you know that my parrot listens to TCR.
Yeah, TCR.
Hample.
I'm retarded.
You know what?
That's just great, isn't it?
Oh, that's just great.
Did you teach your parent how to do that, you son of a bitch?
You know that parents live to be like 80 years, 80 or 90 years?
So that means that your stupid, dumb, probably obese ass is probably going to die of a heart attack here in about 20, maybe 10 years.
I don't know, you sound a little old.
You know, like you're going to die in 10 years, and then somebody's going to have to take care of that goddamn parrot saying, I'm rhythmic.
I'm rhythmic.
Hambone, I'm a dotted stupid animal abuser.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
All right, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
How about 352 radio graffiti?
I love my homer fake, yeah.
That's what I said.
Right there, it should be on the front of my head.
Double mud, all over fight towards that billy bug.
These are the components of my homerific mug.
Yo, oko, oh, I save it close, compared to my nose.
Yo, oko, oh, I clean my ears, cause that's how I hear.
I like, I like that, I really like them.
All right, I mean, is that really like Homer Simpson singing poker face?
Jesus Christ, you trolls got too much time on your hands.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
How about 484 radio graffiti?
And now, the winner of the Blog Talk Radio Golden Microphone is... Alex Jones.
No!
No!
Man, you know what?
That's not funny.
Let me tell you something, man.
The broadcasting that I'm doing here, this is Hall of Fame broadcasting.
Do you understand?
I mean, these broadcasts are going to be preserved and curated in the broadcasting hall of fame until the end of time.
I'm telling you this right now.
They will give me the golden microphone.
I just guarantee it.
They will give me the golden microphone, boy.
Who else do we have?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
I don't even want to know.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'll have to number nine and a number nine large.
A number six with extra dip.
A number seven through number 451 would be.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I'll have to number nine.
A number nine large and a nice.
Shut up with that stupid freaking meme, man.
Shut up already.
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Look at Camel's ass.
Look at Moose's pick.
Look my doggy cuck.
Look at Honeybach's ass.
Let my dog sit.
Let my dog dick.
Where do y'all find this crap?
Seriously, man, where do y'all find this garbage?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
Hey, Rayden!
I think that you should get the crap kicked out of you.
I'm not even joking around.
I think the Raiden Snake needs a good trip to the wood ship.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah!
I'm not kidding!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You piece of crap!
Yeah!
Raiden Snake is gone now, alright?
You should be happy about it.
You should be feeling funny in the pants about it.
Look, you bitch horse.
All right, it's not funny, okay?
I'm not very happy about what happened with Raiden Snake today, and I don't appreciate that you trolls are so goddamn joyful about it as well.
All right, I lost a friend, man.
I lost a friend.
502 radio graffiti.
Is that me?
It's you.
Okay, well, I just wanted to go back on what I was saying.
You call them on me again, but you internet trolls, if any of you are claiming to be Christians, you need to stop, put your phones down, go to church tomorrow, and seriously change your lives because you're just being a bunch of faggots wasting your lives.
And yeah, seek Jesus.
All right, that's all I got to say.
Thank you, ghost.
That's it.
You know, hey, it's a positive message.
That's all I can say about it.
I'm an anonymous radio graffiti.
I'll have you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
352, radio graffiti.
My name is Hans.
Drinking has ruined my life.
I'm 31 years old.
What the hell is that supposed to mean for heaven's sake?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Lord, today, I'll have you number nine and anonymous.
Jesus Christ with the stupid dumb freaking troll.
Shut up!
Look, we got two and a half minutes left.
Thank God.
Thank God.
408 Radio Graffiti.
Oh, great.
Another Helen Keller death mute.
That's just great.
Freaking great.
Four, two, five, ready graffiti.
What's up with the fruity music?
Okay, great.
You're fruits.
All right.
We're proud of you.
All right, great.
You're a bunch of fruit bowls.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'm excited.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Marty, Marty, we have a problem.
The time travel car won't start.
Oh, no.
What can we do?
What are we going to do?
My chest.
Bloody testicles, Marty.
What?
I need you to lick them.
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
You want me to lick them?
Yes, Marty.
It's the only way to fix our time travel car.
You have to lick my balls, Marty.
The saliva needs to be warm and fresh, and it must be administered by your tongue, Marty.
But I don't understand how that would work, Doc.
I'm confused.
Marty, trust me.
I built this car with my own two hands from the ground up.
Hurry.
Okay, Doc.
You convinced me.
Here goes nothing.
That's it, Marty.
Blather your wet tongue all over my balls.
Don't miss a spot.
It's working, Marty!
It's working!
Okay, Marty, here we are, in your front lawn 30 years ago.
The very you know what?
I don't even want to know what the hell what the hell was that Jesus Christ man.
What a Saturday night troll show.
What a Saturday night troll show.
Jesus Christ, I'm at 614 Raider Graffiti.
Let's indulge in Raven's TV and art and fur accounts under the Texas moonlight.
Oh my.
Shut up, Tom Guy, you film a bitch!
Shut up!
They're phonies!
You all know they're phony!
They're phony!
Shut up!
God damn it, I'm done!
I'm done!
Stick a goddamn fork at me on the stupid Saturday Night Troll Show!
I'm done!
I'm done, man!
I'm tired of you people making fun of Raiden Snake and showing me those goddamn phony, furry, photoshopped,