Ghost opens by criticizing Mass Effect Andromeda's technical flaws and speculating on political sabotage before analyzing the Kurt Ekinwald seizure case, warning that a legal victory could criminalize trolling and enable federal internet regulation. The broadcast descends into chaos during "Radio Graffiti," where callers make racist remarks and demand merchandise, prompting Ghost to sell his own semen as "Arabian Prince Semen" and threaten quitting the show entirely due to audience absurdity. Ultimately, the episode highlights the volatile intersection of online harassment, free speech erosion, and the breakdown of host-audience trust in digital media. [Automatically generated summary]
god damn it god damn it Anyway, sorry folks about that evening to the saturday night troll show.
Folks, I am the master of ceremonies, I am the host they call Ghost.
Once again folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on the very third episode, number three, third episode of the saturday night troll show.
Folks, we got a lot of things in store for tonight.
I want to thank you for tuning in.
Before we get started on today's show, i'd like to remind everybody to please spread it around, spread it around, spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that the saturday night troll show is in effect and in the house right now, live.
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Sorry about that, folks.
You know what i'm saying.
I mean, i'm working here.
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Uh, what is it gab.ai?
That's gab.ai.
All right, sorry folks.
I mean we're having technical difficulties here.
I mean the engineer.
I can't work the engineer six days a week and you know i'm running all this stuff myself.
I'm like triple quadruple task.
It, for christ's sake.
It's pissing me off, damn it.
This show is already getting off to a bad start and I don't like it, for christ's sake.
I don't like her.
I can't work like this.
Do you understand that?
I'm a professional here.
I can't work like this.
Give me that damn knife.
Give me that knife.
Can't work like this, for Christ's sake, man.
I need my engineer here.
Anyway folks, my apologies.
Here we're having technical difficulties.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
And for For all you people on Twitter telling me to get it together, why don't you go shove it up your ass?
All right?
You're lucky I'm even here, all right?
Anyway, the name to follow is Politics Ghost, all right?
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost on Twitter or Gab.
All right, get it together.
Why don't you go shove it up your damn clogged up pooper up in here, all right?
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, all right?
Anyway, listen, let's go ahead and get to the first subject matter at hand here before these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin decide that they want to sit over here and badger me and piss me off and that sort of thing.
So let's just go ahead and get into the first subject matter since we don't have too much time.
The Saturday Night Troll Show seems to go by very, very fast.
Very, very fast, all right?
Mass Effect Andromeda Criticisms00:14:21
Now, let me go ahead and talk about the mass hype of Mass Effect Andromeda 3, okay?
Now, first and foremost, folks, I want to tell you my criticisms of this particular game.
What the hell is going on with the facial expressions of these lunatics that they're trying to pass off as characters in this game, all right?
I mean, what the hell is going on?
These people look like they're space cadets literally in their heads.
I mean, there's no expression.
You know, all around me are familiar faces, worn-out faces.
I mean, this is no expression.
No expression whatsoever.
And not to mention, have you seen the glitches that have been coming out as of late?
You know, somebody's exiting the scene and all of a sudden just disappears after it passes another character for Christ's sake, not sustaining the continuity of the actual game.
I mean, and not to mention, this is 4K, all right?
This is 4K.
So I am not impressed.
I know that many in the gaming community have been out there making massive memes, massive video critiques, just mass effect, Andromeda, everything.
And I want to hear what you have to say, all right?
I'm sorry, it's just Mass Andromeda, Mass Effect Andromeda.
I'm sorry.
The reason I'm talking about part three and the ones that have been released back then, you remember the one that was released in 2007?
Compare the one that was released in 2007 to the one that's been released right now.
Compare the facial features.
All right?
I mean, it looks better in 2007 than it does now.
The only difference is the texturing of the actual character.
I mean, obviously, Mass Effect, the current one that they're putting out here, obviously has better texture in the face.
But you take a look at the 2007 Mass Effect Andromeda.
It looks better.
These people have more expression.
It's better acting.
I mean, what the hell is going on here?
I mean, oh, oh, wait a minute.
Oh, oh, oh, I've just been tweeted.
I've just been tweeted.
Who was the lead animator in Mass Effect Andromeda?
Here it is right here.
It's a woman.
Oh, oh, man.
No, I don't want to go there.
I'm not trying to imply anything.
I'm not trying to be sexist.
I'm not trying to bring back Gamergate.
Oh, let's not say those two words, right?
Oh, no, let's not go there.
All right.
Where's Feminist Frequency?
Is she anywhere around here for Christ's sake?
I mean, the last thing I want to see is her trying to collect shekels on my name.
All right.
What the hell's going on?
Look, I'm just saying, it all comes clear now, all right?
It all comes clear.
If you're wanting to know who's the lead animator, take a look at my Twitter account right now, Politics Ghost.
All one word, no underscores, politics, ghost.
What the hell is going on here?
I mean, folks, I'm not joking around with the facial expressions and the major graphic glitches.
I mean, this is a 4K game here.
Isn't this supposed to be the future?
Is this supposed to be state-of-the-art gaming?
I mean, I am more impressed with the Mass Effect Andromeda from 2007 than the one that has been released now.
The only difference is the texturing of the color, the contrast.
I'm just disgusted.
I want to hear from you.
I'm not even a major gamer here.
I can only imagine gamers who are out here trying to anticipate a pretty decent game going on.
They come out and they see this type of trash.
I mean, listen, I figured that it was because the future of gaming development is becoming more assembly-line and that they're just such in a rush to put these games out that they're just overlooking these types of things.
They're just churning these out.
But now, with all due respect to my female demographic, I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, look, here's another one.
Oh, look, look at my Twitter right now.
The lead facial animator of Mass Effect, Andromeda, made this.
I made that.
There it is right there.
Oh, it all makes sense.
It looks just like the face I was looking at in these trailers, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just saying this.
I want to hear from you.
What the hell do you have to say about this?
All right.
Go ahead and give me a call right now at 516-453-9903.
I want to talk to the gaming community.
What the hell do you have to say?
You've seen all the memes.
I'm retweeting right now just some evidence.
I'm not implying that the woman shouldn't have been a lead animator.
Let's not go back to Gamergate, please.
All right.
Let's not go back here, play.
That was a bad time.
A lot of feminists got rich off of that.
Let's just not do it.
All right.
Let's just not do it.
Look, people are saying, hey, look, Japanese female designers are not bad at producing games.
I'm not making this a gender debate.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I know what you Vaders are trying to do.
I know what you trolls are trying to do.
Y'all want to bring back Gamergate.
I know you.
I can smell it.
I can smell it right now.
And according to Spruce and Goose, Daily Reminder that Mass Effect series, nothing but a rip-off of Star Control 2, a game that came out over 20 years ago.
Well, I mean, you know, why am I not surprised?
I mean, do we have originality anymore in America or in the world today?
I mean, originality is becoming an endangered species.
Because, I mean, the way facial expressions work, they mostly use a combination of like manual Aussie handwork, obviously, to make the expressions and also a combination of motion capture.
And Aussie, whoever programmed it, Aussie didn't do a good job of it, unfortunately.
So it's a programming issue, not necessarily an animation issue, or is it, or it could be both?
It could be a combination of both.
I think the way the way it seems that whoever programmed the the animation system, obviously within the engine, I think obviously that's where the underlying problem is because it's obviously not rendering obviously the facial expressions that have been specifically programmed obviously for the game itself.
And that's probably why and no doubt explains why Ozzy it this looks terrible.
So what would be the modus operandi for something like that?
Would it be negligence?
Would it be just trying to rush the game?
Is there a motive?
You've got a lot of people on Twitter claiming that this could be a potential leftist type of motive to make people kind of desensitize to emotionless faces, kind of googly-eyed, kooky faces.
What do you think?
No, I d I just think they just rushed the game too quick without debugging it far easy.
I mean that as like I said before, I mean they they release these games way too quick and you just wonder so many bugs and it's like when you when you complain about the bugs they take so long to to to fix them.
You know that it's like it's like the public are the beta testers like I said previously.
Yeah, that's a very good point Raiden Snake.
Hey, hold on right there.
We may bring you back.
Very, very good points here.
Is this an animation issue in conjunction with the programming?
Are they just trying to churn these damn things out?
As I've stated this and Raiden Snake has stated this many times, I remember when people used to beta test.
I remember when companies used to have people that would send out these games, send out programs, send out pieces of hardware, and they would go and test these things out, play them, whatever it w just apply the application, apply the program, and they would debug these things for the engineers, for the coders and everyone else.
Now, I'm looking on Twitter here.
I've got people stating that it's an animation issue.
We've got somebody, wouldn't be surprised if some fed up BioWare programs wanted to sabotage the game to kill the company.
Oh, that's a very interesting point, Raw Cringe.
Very interesting point.
Wouldn't be surprised if somebody, someone was fed up, someone fed up at BioWare, some BioWare programmers wanted to sabotage the game and kill the company.
Let me go ahead and retweet that.
It's a very interesting point.
Because it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't really make sense.
In my opinion, I would like to give the benefit of the doubt to the company that they were just trying to streamline this and just throw it out there.
I mean, it's a 4K game.
I mean, I wouldn't be talking so much about this.
This is supposed to be the future of gaming here.
And I, for one, am not impressed.
So is this laziness, negligence?
Is it, in the case of Raw Cringe on Twitter, I mean, is it an old BioWare programmers?
All right, or is it old programmers from BioWare that I'm not alleging that?
I'm just a suggestion.
No one knows.
Wanting to sabotage the game to kill the company because I don't know if this is a negative or a positive for the company.
I mean, I'm getting people right Right now, on Twitter and on Gab as well, that are saying that they're still going to buy the game.
You know, they're still excited about it, even though it, you know, it looks ridiculous as it pertains to the facial expressions.
And I thought that was a very, very interesting kind of aspect to video games nowadays is that you're actually in a world that simulates the outside world.
Now, I have had people allude to the fact that it could be these leftist programmers, the way that gaming is trying to induce people into believing via gaming, have heard and suggested, or it has been suggested, that these faces, these emotionless faces, are being used to try to pre-program people to be emotionless.
But there's a lot of theory going on here.
I want to hear from the gamers.
Let's take some more callers here.
516-453-9903.
How about 289?
What do you got to say?
What do you got to say about Andromeda?
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Well, we don't really want to hear that.
How about 413?
What do you got to say about Andromeda?
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
How are you doing, man?
Good, man.
Hey, I have a good response to the whole Mass Effect BioWare problem, man.
I don't know if you've ever heard of this developer called Jennifer Hepler.
She worked on Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Origins.
They're all BioWare games.
She's a massive feminist.
And I know you say you didn't want to take it into a whole male-female type argument.
But if you look up Jennifer Helpler, she's been mean to death about this whole hamburger helpler type bullshit.
4chan has taken her to the fucking coals.
And she's basically been responsible for BioWare's degeneracy in the last couple of years.
Have you ever heard of her?
No, I actually haven't.
But I mean, people are alluding to this on Twitter.
So, I mean, are we going back to Gamergate?
Is that what you're alluding to here?
Because, I mean, it seems to me what you're suggesting is that because she has been trolled by 4chan on a given meme, that she could potentially have something to she's got a motive to potentially sabotage a game that's highly anticipated.
Yes, I think what she did is she helped create a culture at BioWare, which was progressive in their minds, not progressive in me and your minds, but progressive in their minds where it's you know, it's pro-feminism, pro-female character, pro-LGBT representation in video games.
And I feel like they're focusing so much on that part of the video game aspect that the degeneracy is coming in in the lack of the graphics and the lack of the attention to detail.
So I feel like a company like BioWare, BioWare produced some great games like Never Winter Nights 1.
You know, not to nerd out too much, but that was a classic.
You know, Never Winter Nights 2 wasn't as good as Never Winter Nights 1, but this company produced some great games in the past.
We're talking like in the early 2000s.
Later on down the road, they ended up kind of dropping the ball on some classic, classic franchises.
And she's kind of kick-started this whole LGBT pro-feminist movement in this company.
And you can see it in the sales of these games that are coming out.
They're on a constant decline.
If you do a Encyclopedia Dramatica research on Hamburger Helper, this woman has been freaking hell to the fire.
And she was a big, big, you know, memed woman at this company.
So, I mean, it's worth looking into.
Quality Control Issues in Gaming00:15:51
I'm sure someone will retweet it to you, you know, tonight, but it was the start of that.
Hey, man, thank you very much for that very, very insightful analysis of potentially what could be behind this very, very grossly incompetent game.
4K game, I mean, as I suggested, if you take a look at this same game 2007, the characters look look, I don't want to go there, but that was very, very good analysis.
Are we going back to Gamergate?
Is this what we're doing?
Are we going back to Gamergate?
I mean, nobody really won out of Gamergate, or did they?
I mean, or is what the last gentleman that was just talking, I mean, did they infiltrate gaming and now they're utilizing their influence to potentially socially engineer people?
I don't know.
We're getting a lot of interesting points here.
How about Distilling Capitalist?
What's going on, man?
Do you have anything to say about Andromeda?
Look, I've got something to say about gaming in general, man.
I think what's happening is the program is like everyone else in every industry across the planet are getting lazy, and basically they're not keeping up with demand.
So, honestly, from a capitalist perspective, that's what's going on.
It's just good health's hard to find, mate.
Well, it's a very interesting point, man.
I mean, I think it's more of a quality control issue myself.
But, you know, the last gentleman previous to distilling, I mean, it sounded to me like there could be some potential, maybe, I don't know, malice.
All right.
As a matter of fact, somebody here just tweeted at me a troll account, but still, it tweeted at me a meme, a GIF, showing the difference between these characters.
Take a look at this character.
Look at this.
I mean, what are they trying to tell us?
I just tweeted what is on this game.
Look at that facial expression of this person.
I mean, what are they trying to tell us?
Are they trying to tell us that they're purposely inducing us into some kind of a stupefied space cadet mentality?
So where we're emotionless and can't even be in charge of our own physical faculties?
I mean, look, I'm not trying to get political here because this is not the show for it, but I've always been a critic of all these psychotropic drugs that are being dispensed on children and on young people like they're candy.
And in my personal opinion, I mean, if you've seen people that have been constantly medicated as it pertains to these psychotronic drugs psychotropic drugs, excuse me, these facial features start looking a little bit like that, in my opinion, okay?
I'm just saying.
I mean, are they trying to desensitize us?
I don't know.
Anyway, oh, well, it looks like Sargon of a cod basically is, oh, so here's the guy that's actually putting out the game.
The guy who worked on Mass Effect.
Who is this guy?
This guy's name is Manir Hier.
What the hell is this?
Is this a kebab?
Oh, oh, I can't believe I'm actually retweeting a Sargon of a COD tweet, but there it is right there.
I mean, is this real?
Is this for real here?
Are we going back to Gamergate?
Are we going back to Gamergate?
Really?
I'm not joking around.
I mean, this is why I brought this subject on the table today because I know there's a lot of trolls out there.
We're going to talk about another serious subject matter later on the broadcast about the Kurt Ekinwald situation and the future of trolling.
But prior to that, I mean, we got to talk about this because Gamergate was ugly, okay?
Everybody knows it.
A lot of casualties out of that.
The problem is, is that I think some people have actually infiltrated the system of gaming development utilizing this political correctness movement that was spawned from Gamergate.
And now that they are in power, or at least in power in the sense of being able to develop these games, they are doing so in attempt to try to socially engineer society.
Because remember, when you're in a game, I mean, you're playing a game for a long period of time.
I don't really have to tell you guys.
And, you know, if you're constantly having characters in your face that are interacting with you that look like this, I mean, you know, potentially, you know, you start believing that that's what people look like.
You know?
And I think it's very uneasy.
I think it's really, really bizarre.
And I think that the people that are calling up are making valid points.
People that are tweeting at me making valid points.
I mean, are we going back to Gamergate here?
Let's talk to some more people.
I want to hear from you.
516-453-9903 is the number to call here.
Are we back in Gamergate?
Mass Effect Andromeda.
The facial expressions are gaming.
What does this say about gaming development?
Is it a quality control issue?
Is it a lack of being able to beta test your work?
Is it malice intent?
Is it sabotage?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
Let's hear from the gamers.
Let's hear from the gamers.
How about 813?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
Not much.
Anyway, my whole idea about it's like, I don't think it's more of a Gamergate issue.
I think it's more of like development going around, going around and trying to meet deadlines because BioWare is a subsidiary of the massive gaming company, Electronic Arts.
You've all heard of EA.
They like to push deadlines on a lot of people.
And maybe for the fact that what you see of Andromeda is what you're going to get because they can't really push out a better game due to the deadlines that EA has set for them.
But at the same time, I mean, you would think it would be a little bit easier for things like facial expressions.
I mean, I would have thought, given the programming and graphic ramifications of games that were made in 2007, which have very, very vivid, dramatic facial expressions, I mean, you can tell in the interaction of the characters in the game that this was an acting job.
I mean, you could genuinely feel the emotion to some extent while playing the game.
This is just unbelievable.
I mean, and you've got 4K involved in this as well.
I mean, this should be a lot easier for game development, at least in the facial expression arena, no?
Well, another thing is that the game itself is a role-playing game.
And a lot of the times when you're talking to people collecting quests and stuff in that role-playing games, their facial expressions don't exactly change for the fact of the matter because they're being forced to say a whole bunch of stuff.
And it's not a pre-rendered cutscene unless you actually get one of those cutscenes.
But a lot of the times you're just standing talking to a random NPC, and it's pretty much they can't force those emotions on every single NPC every time you try to pick up a quest.
Well, you know, you got a point there.
I can understand that.
But at the same time, it's a role-playing game.
You know, facial expressions, just even the slightest, you know, even a wink or something, even a crinch of the nose or says something.
Give me something.
Not cross-eyed, googly-eyed freak shows.
And not to mention, did you see that glitch in that one scene with that googly-eyed broad?
One of the characters or exiting scene goes like right in back of her, and then you just never see her again.
She just goes into the Twilight Zone or something.
I mean, completely lack of continuity.
I don't know.
I mean, you know, this is where this is why I brought this up.
Is it quality control?
Is it sabotage?
Some people on Gab are telling me that Gamergate never it never ended.
Gamergate never ended, and I don't like to hear things like that because, you know, a lot of people, you know, there was a lot of victims in that particular, I don't even want to call it a troll war.
It was just, it was bad.
Let's put it that way.
You know, people got arrested.
You know, I mean, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm going to take a couple more calls on this particular subject.
Then we're going to move on to the future of trolling, thanks to some fake news journalist jerk dick named Kurt Ekenwald.
And I'm pretty sure if you're a part of the troll community, you know exactly who this guy is.
But I definitely want to get to the bottom of this.
I know people, the lines are lit up.
I want to hear what you have to say.
I mean, is it just a lack of quality control, you know, just trying to assembly line the game, trying to just churn these things out, and the quality is dead, animation issues all over the place, lack of continuity, or is there an actual political motive by doing this?
And that's really what we've been discussing here.
I think that there is some level of potential political interference, or I should say, political influence within this game.
I mean, I've taken a look at many of the trailers.
It's unbelievable.
I don't know.
It's tough for me to make a judgment call.
All right, so let's go ahead and take some more callers here because I'd like to hear everybody's opinion on this.
How about 210?
You're on the whore.
What do you think about this?
Okay, great.
All right.
Somebody's talking in tongues to us right now.
We don't need to be talking to in tongues.
All right.
What were you sent by?
Feminist frequency?
Huh?
Did Zoe Quinn send you?
Huh?
Get out of here.
Good God, man.
I'm trying to talk about something serious in gaming here.
This is serious business.
How about Area Code 305?
You're on the air.
What do you have to say about this?
Hey, what's going on, Ghost Commander Nanda there?
How you doing, man?
How you doing, man?
What I got to say about it is I think it actually is quality control.
I don't know if there's a political agenda going on in terms of videos.
I know there has been in the past.
But really, I think it is quality control.
Because if you look at role-playing games that have come out within the past year, one of the biggest ones that came out in 2016 was Final Fantasy 15.
And even though they kept on having delays, and that game was in development for 10 years, I mean, they were able to push it out, and they're still pushing out updates to rectify situations that the game has.
So you're suggesting you're falling on the side of it's a quality control issue and these people just can't churn these damn games out fast enough.
And if they do, it's buggy.
There's some quality issue that is going to be lacking.
Absolutely.
I think it's something that the company has put on the game developers as a whole.
And since they're ma you know, since it's more so about the money than the quality, they're more geared toward hitting that holiday season or hitting that spring season or just to make sure that they can make that deadline.
Well, you know, I'm telling you, both sides of this argument, thank you very much for calling, sir, are very, very valid.
I mean, I could seriously see that this is a quality control issue.
People are just churning these out.
Big time money in gaming.
All right, big time money.
I mean, this is surpassing the amount of money that Hollywoods get Hollywood gets for its best movies.
So a lot of money going on here.
And obviously, people are trying to churn these things out.
And gamers are smart, man.
I mean, these people are technologically savvy.
I mean, and rightfully so.
I mean, they're consuming a product.
And the product is not cheap.
And, you know, it can't be cheap.
You take a look at all the development teams.
You take a look at all the people that are employed.
You take a look at who's marketing it, who's selling it, the distribution, so on and so forth.
So, you know, to me, I think that it could be a quality control issue.
But at the same time, there is a case to be made here that potentially Gamergate never ended.
I'm seeing people on Gab telling me this.
I'm seeing people on Twitter telling me this.
And I hate to think that because, I mean, seriously, folks, we can't, and when I say we, I'm talking about the majority of the gaming consumption public.
They cannot allow.
All right.
They cannot allow this whole industry to be politicized, much like Hollywood has been politicized.
Because if that's the case, folks, within one or two generations of gamers, they can change a whole society.
I think that gaming can be much more influential to program one's thoughts, one's feelings, one's emotions, one's interaction with people, far more, in my view, than an actual movie.
I think movies, what it does, it just incepts an idea.
It incepts a concept.
With gaming, you're actually living that particular idea.
You're actually in that particular context.
So in my view, I don't really know if it is politically motivated.
There's a lot of evidence that people are coming up with that this could potentially be.
It could be something related to Gamergate.
A lot of people that are on this gaming staff have been affected by Gamergate.
One, according to a caller previous, suggested that this person, one of the gaming developers of this game, was harassed, or I shouldn't say harassed, but trolled.
Let me rephrase that.
I wouldn't say harassed, trolled, like memed on, and she may have a bone to pick.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, remember, we're going to get to this subject.
That's a good segue, by the way.
You know, when you troll somebody, depending on the extent of the troll, I mean, it could leave you and the whole community of trolls in some dire, dire straits.
Now, in the context of mass effect Andromeda, I think that there could potentially be some elements of sabotage as it pertains to the leftist influence on gaming.
I think that everyone within the sound of my voice needs to realize that gaming is serious business, even though I talk garbage about it on True Capitalist Radio.
I know it's serious business, but you have to take control of the industry.
You're the consumers.
Where you spend your money is a political statement.
I'm not trying to be political here, but let's be honest.
If you feel that a gaming company is trying to infer something, you know, trying to make some level of social engineering and you can sense it, well, then by gosh, I mean, you have to vote with your dollar.
You have to vote with your dollar.
So if they have, and look, you know, what it, let's, I need to get off the subject, but when it comes to Gamergate, the gamers looked like they won, but did they?
The Kurt Eikenwald Case00:14:25
But did they?
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and move on to the next subject matter, folks.
This is a very, very interesting conversation about Mass Effect Andromeda.
A lot of interesting points.
You know, quality control or actual sabotage.
I leave it up to you to decide, folks.
Let's go ahead and get to trolling, folks, is now a federal crime thanks to the fake news journalist Kurt Ekinwald.
And for you folks that are not necessarily aware of who the hell this guy is, this guy unfortunately was on Tucker Carlson, and you can't cuck the tuck.
You know, Tucker Carlson made him look like a mental midget, made him look stupid.
And all Kurt Ekinwald did was look like a belligerent, petulant moron.
And it rubbed people off the wrong way.
I mean, people don't like pompous, arrogant assholes that have no kind of substance to them.
And everybody read that, in my view.
That's what I read off the son of a bitch when I saw him on that Tucker Carlson interview.
And he got a lot of heat for it.
I mean, being such a pompous, know-it-all blowhard got him a lot of attention.
And what's rule number one?
Don't feed the trolls, right?
Don't feed.
He fed the trolls, kept feeding them, talked garbage to them.
He was the one that was initiating conversation.
And then, unfortunately, a man by the name of Jew Goldberg or whatever.
Was it Jew Goldberg or something?
Anyway, this person sent a GIF that was intended.
It said it on the actual GIF that I hope this makes you have a seizure or something of that capacity.
And apparently, Kurt Ekinwald had a seizure while looking at this certain image.
The wife supposedly got on Twitter and said, Kurt had a seizure, and we're calling the authorities.
And, you know, many of the trolls thought it was a big joke.
They thought it was funny.
You know, they're like, ha, ha, ha, look at that stupid bastard.
We got him.
But folks, Kurt Ekinwald, this is a journalist here.
Let's we forget.
You know, this guy knows where to go and talk to people.
I mean, journalists, I mean, a good journalist, any kind of journalist that actually makes a living off journalism, knows how to talk to people, knows how to call people.
And that's exactly what he did, folks.
He went right to the FBI and tried, and not just tried, he did.
He filed what I have read in the documentation as an internet harassment and stalking.
And I believe I don't see the words assault, but I think that's what they're alluding to.
All right?
But folks, the reason I'm bringing this up is because this right here is a very, very interesting case in which governments who have been trying to regulate the internet for years can now be successful if they could successfully prosecute this person, Jew Goldstein.
If they could properly prosecute him, they set precedent on regulating the internet.
This case right here could potentially end trolling as we know it.
And let me tell you something, folks.
I think that this idiot Kurt Ekinwald potentially has a decent case unless he keeps babbling, unless he keeps talking and he kind of jeopardizes his own case.
I think that he potentially has a case against the man.
I don't want to say his name, but he went by the name Jew Goldstein on Twitter.
And here it is, as a matter of fact.
I mean, to be honest with you, I mean, here's the well, I don't want to retweet the actual image.
I don't want to give anybody else a seizure.
And now, I mean, what?
Now, gifts can be a potential federal crime.
This is a federal crime, folks.
I mean, the FBI is not only taking down this particular Jew Goldstein, I hear they're trying to get everyone who tweeted this particular image at Kurt Ekinwald.
There's about 30 or 40 people they're talking about.
So, what this means is that the FBI has a dedicated group of people and dedicated manpower to doing this.
All right?
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So, in my personal view, I think that this is a serious, serious wake-up call for potential government regulation.
Because what will happen?
Let's say Jew Goldstein is found guilty for internet harassment or internet stalking or even potential assault because he had the intent, all right, Jew Goldstein, just based on the tweet that he sent, based on the GIF.
It said, I hope this gives you a seizure.
And then the idiot, they researched Kurt Ekinwald, according to reports.
They knew that he had epilepsy.
So, the intent of going and trying to put a GIF in his face with the intention of having him pass out in an epileptic fit, the intention is there.
And in my personal opinion, I mean, if Jew Goldstein is found guilty, then government regulation has been set based upon judicial precedent.
Because you see, that's what separates the powers of the United States.
There's an executive branch, there's a legislative branch, and there's a judicial branch.
A judicial branch can legislate or create new legislation based upon a ruling.
And what we have here with Jew Goldstein, this is an unprecedented case that is being put forth by a federal judge.
And if a federal judge finds him guilty, then, folks, trolling as we know it is a federal crime now.
And the FBI is going to dedicate manpower and man hours to find you.
So, I am warning everybody right now: this is far more of an interesting case than just stupid Ekinwald being pissed off at a bunch of trolls here.
I mean, now we have the government in a position that everything that we've tried to do, you know, I mean, you Google search right now, True Capitalist Radio Ghost, SOPA.
Y'all remember when we stopped SOPA?
I mean, that was a huge movement that the Capitalist Army conducted itself in, and we were able to stop that particular impending Internet legislation.
But now that this case is coming up before a federal court, if Jew Goldstein and look, they're trying to round up 30 or 40 people that did this to Ekinwald.
So if any one of those people are convicted, that's it.
All right?
That's it.
Internet regulation is here, and trolling is a crime.
It is a federal, federal crime.
So I'd like to hear what you have to say about this.
And I think that the only way out of this is if Ekinwald just goes off Keister and ruins the case for the federal government.
But I don't see that happening.
As a matter of fact, I mean, he's being very arrogant and cocky about it because, you know, with all due respect, trolling does have consequences.
I know some people think, oh, I'm anonymous.
Oh, I'm just going to be able to do this.
Nobody's going to give a crap.
No, no, now that you've got the FBI obviously, obviously is dedicating man hours, manpower to this particular crime.
I think people need to be very, very concerned.
Lest we forget, folks, if you're in another country, it doesn't matter now.
Tell that to the guy in the Netherlands who just got sentenced to 14 years for the Amanda Todd trolling.
Yeah.
So they are cracking down on trolling.
And listen, I think there's certain degrees of trolling.
You know what I'm saying?
I understand if you want to troll and you want to just kind of have good fun.
You're playing a practical joke.
But when you are inflicting harm upon people or you're utilizing trolling to harass people, and when I mean harass, I'm talking to the point where they feel as if they're very unsafe.
They contemplate suicide or something of that capacity.
I mean, this is what is going to cause internet regulation.
I mean, I've talked about this several times to you, trolls, throughout my years on this broadcast, that at some point, you guys are going to hit a limit in which the federal government and governments around the world are going to use you as justification for cracking down and regulating the internet.
And this FBI investigation and arrest of Jew Goldstein, the guy who sent, it actually said on the post, you deserve a seizure for your posts and this graphic that turned Ekinwald into an epileptic fit.
If this is, if this guy's found guilty, then, man, I mean, that's it for trolling as we know it, folks.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, anyone at this point, if Ekinwald's case actually succeeds and becomes law, because this is unprecedented.
That means there has been no cases that have been tried to this capacity on a federal level.
So if the federal government rules in favor of Ekinwald, then there is new government regulation of the Internet.
I want to hear what you have to say about this because it's a very interesting topic.
I know we have a lot of trolls.
It's a Saturday Night Troll Show, for Christ's sake.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
I mean, have we gone to the point of no return?
Have we gone to the point of no return?
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We're talking about Kurt Ekinwald and the impending case on Jew Goldstein, the man who tweeted, you deserve a seizure for your post and posted a weird graphic that induces epileptic people into an epileptic fit.
What do you have to say about it, man?
I mean, this is serious business.
The future of trolling, I think, is in jeopardy.
Am I wrong?
Let's see what people have to say about this.
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Hey, man, I'm just really pissed off that Trump got elected.
You know what I'm saying?
But my food stamps would have come like a month ago.
Yeah, you're not funny.
All right.
It's not funny.
I mean, you could have drawn the troll out.
You know what I'm saying?
You could have done something.
But you see, unfortunately, autism in your case wasn't weaponized just yet.
So, you know, keep hanging on 4chan and maybe you'll start to get it.
All right, buddy.
How about 587?
What do you think about this Kurt Eikenwald situation?
Hold on, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
I don't think Kurt Eichenwald has a case to stand on here.
Did this guy particularly know that Kurt Eichenwald was an epileptic?
Well, according to the documents I read, that what's that?
Where do you draw the line on Internet trolling?
Well, that's a very good point.
That's why they're justifying the FBI's cases, is that they actually did research and they did find evidence that there was communication amongst the trolls, and there's posts on this, that they researched his background, found out he was epileptic, and they all kind of just bombarded him with these types of graphics.
The FBI is currently looking for other suspects.
I mean, they're talking about 30 or 40 people.
Another thing is, what are the laws against trolling other people in other countries?
Well, that's very interesting because, you know, the Amanda Todd case proves that there is some kind of an agreement with countries as it pertains to Internet harassment at this point in time.
I think it's very unprecedented that somebody who harassed somebody in the Netherlands, who caused the death of somebody in Canada, was actually convicted in the Netherlands for doing an Internet crime.
I mean, Amanda Todd killed herself because of, I mean, I don't want to go over the whole Amanda Todd case, but I mean, I personally believe that I don't think that being in another country is necessarily going to help people anymore.
As a matter of fact, I think that America is probably one of the last countries that have very, very loose Internet freedom at this point of time.
I mean, they're already under surveillance in the UK.
They're already talking about an Internet ID in the EU.
I mean, China doesn't have free Internet.
Most people don't have the idea of free Internet with free speech, being able to conduct shows like this, that sort of thing.
I mean, we're the last bastion of freedom as it pertains to Internet freedom, and I think we're about to lose it, man.
Prosecution of Online Trolling00:12:41
Another thing that I wanted to kind of touch on is why is it okay for guys like Kurt Eichenwald to go ahead and always just be a shithead on the Internet and never be prosecuted himself?
Have you personally ever looked at what Kurt Eichenwald has done or said?
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
But the thing is, it's about intent.
Remember, remember when James Comey, the FBI director, was trying to justify why he didn't pursue charges for Hillary Clinton and her email scandal?
It was about intent.
Remember, this is the guy that's the leader of the FBI.
His argument was he didn't see any malice intent.
It was carelessness and unsophistication, he said.
Yeah, brought to that.
Why do we have a double standard for leftists like Kurt Eichenwald who can just do whatever the fuck they want and then prosecute people and ruin their lives when he gets upset that someone finally lashed out at him?
Well, you know, you have a good point there.
I understand where you're coming from, 587.
I mean, you know, this guy is Kurt Eichenwald.
If you read his Twitter, he's a very vile individual, you know, very pompous asshole.
If you actually listen to the interview between him and Tucker Carlson, I mean a complete asshole.
I mean, for lack of a better term, a complete jerk off.
And I understand where this gentleman is talking about.
I mean, how can guys like this go around and just be complete and utter jerk-offs and they could just continue on running amok without any kind of problem?
The thing is, is that there's no intentional malice intent with Kurt Eichenwald's verbal exchange with somebody on Twitter.
It was the intent in which, and let me go ahead and retweet this because somebody actually tweeted the GIF here.
Here it is right here, folks.
This is what happened.
It's not the actual graphic, but what happens here is that this graphic kind of flashes really, really vividly and causes people with epilepsy to have an epileptic fit.
And as you can see on the graphic right there and there, there's a screenshot of what it is here.
You deserve a seizure for your posts.
I mean, that's intent.
And that's what's being prosecuted.
It's not necessarily the trolling, but because trolling is correlated with this case, I mean, this particular case can be applied to trolling at this point in time.
So, in my personal opinion, folks, I mean, it's a very interesting case here, but if it does and is successful, then I think that's it for trolling as we know it, in my view.
I think it's it for that's it.
And I think that we're at the point of no return.
So, in my view, people are actually tweeting me on Gabbing me over here and tweeting at me saying that they believe that Kurt Ekenwald faked his seizure and is using this as an opportunity to get back on the trolls that made him look like a moron.
Hey, if that's true or not, I mean, remember, you gave him the fodder with intention.
You understand?
And that's all it takes is intention.
Remember, more people, people who commit a conspiracy to murder are prosecuted at a higher degree than those that actually commit murder in some cases.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It's the intent.
It's the intent.
And let's say you do commit murder.
Well, it's to what degree?
Remember, there's all kinds of degrees of murder because it's about what level of intent that you had prior to doing the crime.
So, with that being said, I'm not trying to make Kurt Ekenwald's case for him here.
What I am saying, though, is that he has a potential case, and you don't think that the FBI wants to prosecute this to the fullest extent of the law so that not only does it become precedent, but now they can go to the administration or to the legislative branch and say, look, we need more funding to combat internet harassment now.
We need more funding to combat internet trolling.
And let me tell you, don't think that none of this has anything to do with the trolling community, 4chan, 8chan, doing all the stuff we have been doing as it pertains to the CIA and how we've exposed the CIA, so on and so forth.
I mean, they want to put a clamp on this internet, man, and we can't let them do it.
So, my suggestion to combat this is to literally try to initiate Kurt Ekinwald to discredit his own case.
And how you do that is basically trying to wrench it out of him.
What his intention was as it pertains to the interaction with the trolls prior to actually having that alleged epileptic GIF posted in front of his face.
And once he comes out and discredits his own case, maybe, maybe we could save a judicial regulation of the Internet.
Because I'm telling you, this case is unprecedented.
And if it's ruled in favor of the government, the government's now in control of the Internet, man.
It's that simple.
Remember, you hear all these people talking about, they're legislating from the bench, or legislating from the bench.
That's what that means.
That's what it means, man.
Anyway, let's take a couple more callers on this because I'm interested in hearing what people have to say.
I know Ekinwald is putting a wrench in everybody's troll engine.
It's very, very sad.
But hey, what do you have to say about it, man?
How about Ericode?
Let's see, who else do we have here?
We got nothing but anonymous callers.
Yeah, I'll take you all on radio graffiti.
All right.
I can only imagine with you jerks.
Who else do we have here?
What about 724?
You're on the horn?
Yes.
First of all, what's going on, man?
Yeah, this is a flame of sacks.
The state never needs president to do anything.
Have you heard of false flags?
They've been doing plenty of those.
And about Ferling, then Snoopy Dogg Lil threatened the president's freaking wife.
Where's everybody on them?
Where are they?
I have no idea.
I know.
I know.
You've got Bow Wow threatening the president's wife.
You've got Snoop Dogg threatening the president.
I mean, and yet here we are, and this is a very good point.
I mean, why exactly is the FBI dedicating time, effort, energy, money, manpower into rounding up people who posted a GIF?
I mean, do you see?
So you're saying that this could potentially be some kind of a false flag, that this is a bunch of garbage, and that this is why we are heading towards this direction.
No doubt.
But about those top anti-Molocaust winning riders, they've done terrier crimes.
They're all in prison.
They're not all in prison.
They should be in prison.
They should be prosecuted, but where are they?
The FBI's not doing daily debt to them.
It's pissing me off.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, believe me, Oflamo, thank you very much for calling.
It pisses me off, too, because, I mean, listen, I find it rather peculiar that the FBI is dedicating this much manpower and this much energy and effort into this.
I mean, let's be honest, okay?
It is a posting of a GIF.
I mean, this means that now you can literally assault somebody.
I mean, if this case has actually ruled in favor of Eckenwald, I mean, you can actually assault somebody online now.
And it's a federal crime on top of that.
It's a federal crime.
And that's very dangerous, folks.
I mean, what does this say about the future of trolling, man?
I mean, I think it's over.
I think it's over, man, if by some chance this case is won on the side of the government and Eckenwald, man.
I think it's over.
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Yeah, I can hear you.
What's going on, man?
Okay, so when it comes to this case, I kind of want to highlight two scenarios in this here.
And those are, did he have his autoplay on, or did he have his autoplay off?
Because the rumors going around are saying he had his autoplay off, so he would have had to voluntarily play that video, which is pretty obvious, obviously oriented towards giving him a seizure.
And then the other case, obviously, he had his autoplay on, which would be really unbelievable for somebody that has epilepsy to ever have autoplay videos on because you could just come across that by accident.
So I honestly think he doesn't have much of a case, but if this guy ends up getting in trouble, then yeah, yeah, we're in a lot of trolling.
Trolling could be classified as anything at this point, because this is technically being classified as cyber stalking, even though there is no stalking component to it, in my opinion.
That's a very good point.
But, you know, I think there could be a slight technicality there as it pertains to his auto autopilot on or auto what you suggested, meaning that you'd have to physically click on a GIF or physically click on some sort of video so you could play it as opposed to autoplaying the son of a bitch.
But if it does go through, I think that this potentially has more than just trolling in mind.
I mean, what about those that are independent investigative journalists that are utilizing social media to interact with subjects that they are actually trying to investigate?
What are they going to use this precedent to go and have these people round up and they collect their data that they have on this individual and use it against them in court?
Are they going to start rounding up anti-Trump or pro-Trump protesters?
I mean, I'm just asking.
I mean, I'm just asking here, in my personal opinion, because this is very dangerous.
I think that Internet regulation at a federal regulated level, especially at this capacity, is dangerous for everybody.
It's not just for trolls.
I mean, anybody who wants to get their point across as a free speaking person is in danger as it pertains to this Kurt Ekinwald case.
And in my view, if we have to think of a strategy, if we still want to have the free internet that we have all come to know and love, we got to figure out a strategy to combat this pending case that is being put forth on the federal level.
And once again, I mean, this could end.
This could end Internet trolling as we know it, in my personal opinion.
I think that, as a matter of fact, I think it's a domino effect.
I think if this case goes through, then they're going to start talking about, well, you need an Internet ID.
Then they're going to start talking about everybody needs to have their identities exposed online when surfing.
Then it's going to go to what?
To what?
I mean, I don't like where this is headed, and it's very sad.
And you see, this is where there needs to be some level of moral compassing, for a lack of a better term, of trolling.
And I'm not trying to sound like some Baptist sermon or something, man, but I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I'm not trying to say what these guys did to Ekinwald was bad or good.
I'm saying they gave Ekinwald the opportunity to open up a case on them.
And all Ekinwald had to do was just go and pursue it.
And, you know, that's why I was saying yesterday when I was a little upset on the True Capitals radio show at these trolls that, hey, that technically means that I could go and everybody who's harassed me and done this, I could go do that.
Hardest Working Show Live00:14:29
I don't want to do it.
I've never done it.
All right?
I mean, I don't take anything too offensive on this freaking internet.
For Christ's sake, if you do, well, then get off the internet.
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Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio Bro.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ, the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I missed my engineer, man.
I missed my engineer and I need a break, man.
You know, let me tell you something.
Let me say something to you, okay?
Six days a week.
Six days a week on broadcasting, all right?
I'm the hardest working man in broadcasting today.
Give me the mic.
And on that note, you know, let me just calm my ass down.
All right, let's take some Twitter shout-outs and gab shout-outs on top of that.
All right?
For you folks that want a Twitter shout-out.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is it?
Hold on just a second.
What the hell is this?
Look at somebody has caught a picture of the engineer somewhere.
Look at this.
Is this what the engineers do?
Look at my Twitter cut.
Damn it.
Is this what the engineer is doing for Christ's sake?
I mean, I.
I mean, I need help here.
I need help.
Give me the freaking mic.
It's been a rough Saturday night troll show, to say the least.
All right.
A rough Saturday Night Troll Show.
Mr. Tweet that says, The Saturday Night Troll Show Live!
The tweet or the Gab post to repost is the Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
If you do that, I will give you a shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here.
Now, I can't believe the engineer's out there partying for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sitting over here six days a week.
I'm doing a broadcast.
Hardest working man on the internet today.
I don't even want to see the freaking engineer's face.
Get out of here.
Once again, the Saturday Night Troll Show live.
Retweet that tweet.
I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
Let's go ahead and continue.
Who do we got here?
All right, we've got what's going on to the Neon Ham.
What's going on to Neon Ham?
We got NG's hose.
Don't know.
Don't rub it in my face that the engineer is out there tagging blonde tail, and I'm over here pulling pun with you, idiots.
Good God.
How about Deuce Volt?
What's going on?
Celestro merch.
Shut up.
All right.
Good God.
We've got the Texas Butters.
The Texas Butters.
Don't talk about the Texas Martyrs.
Look, shut up.
Ghosts, epilepsy.
I got freaking epilepsy for Christ's sake.
Just shut up.
What's going on to Metroid Junkie?
No nothing.
Okay, great.
Stormy Dash.
We got Jimmy Capitalist.
Ghost is bearish.
I mean, look, I don't want to talk about the financial markets, but yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Anna the Wizard.
The Yellow Hose of Texas.
Now, don't you dare.
Don't you dare, you snub a bit.
Don't you dare talk about the Yellow Rose of Texas, you sar sack of crap.
Don't you dare look, you goddamn fair.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus, Christ, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I'm going to take a couple more Twitter shout-outs.
And then I'm going over to Gab.
And now I'm going over to Gab after this.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
We got Zyklon Biff in the house.
We got the Arabian Prince.
He's in the house.
What's going on?
We got Mark Montag.
What's going on, Mark Montag?
We've got Exara Hawks in the house.
Arab Prince Mary Goat.
Now, shut up.
Shut up.
We've got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
The hardest jerking man.
The hardest jerking man.
Shut up!
I'm the hardest working man on the internet today, assholes.
I'm the hardest working man.
And don't you ever forget it, man.
Don't you understand me?
I broadcast five days a week as True Capitalist Radio for three hours a day.
4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Three hours a day, five days a week.
And what do I do on Saturday?
I'll come over here.
I do the Saturday Night Troll Show for two hours, man.
Give me the mic.
I'm the hardest goddamn working broadcaster in history.
Do you understand that?
I'm the hardest working broadcaster in history.
I will go down in broadcasting Hall of Fame.
They will give me the golden microphone.
Anyway, we've got Raiden Snake in the house.
We got Pleb.
What's going on with Pleb?
We got Douglas Carlson.
We've got Double Donkey Puncher.
What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
Jesus Christ, man.
We got Christina is Infinite.
Okay.
We've got Hans Gubbenschmidt.
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El Farto Free Holies.
Is that some kind of Mexican stuff?
I think I've heard that, you know, some Free Holies.
Is that what y'all eat?
Like some kind of a Frito pie or some kind of crap like that?
I've seen it, man.
You people, you eat that crap at Carnivals out here.
I've seen it.
We've got Pajama Sam in the house.
We've got the Texas Martards.
The Texas Marts.
Get up!
Just Shut your freaking mass effect and drama to face.
Yeah, I bet you do got googly eyes like that stupid day, don't you, boy?
Give me the mic.
That's it.
You know what?
I'm not sticking around Twitter.
I'm going to Gab now.
All right?
I'm going to Gab.
If you want a Gab shout-out, all you've got to do is repost the post that states Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
You repost Saturday Night Troll Show Live, and I will give you a Gab shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here.
Now, let's go ahead and get to them.
We've got Escalators 420.
We got B.N. King in the house.
We've got Lunar Republic.
We've got Wilder First, LePen next.
You pro-EU piece of crap.
You pro-EU piece of crap.
Give me the goddamn crap.
You know, of course, you're going to have some pro-EU jerk nuts, a bunch of Euro cucks in here, huh?
Is that what you've got?
Your Euro cucks.
We've got Pumpernickel Pickle Puncher.
Pumpernickel Pickle Puncher.
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, we got Ryan in the house.
We got, I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
We've got Waluigi time.
We've got Breitbart work seven days a week.
Okay, what does that mean?
Are you trying to infer something that I got to work seven days a week?
Shove it up, your ass.
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We've got KAR Joker.
We've got General Capitalist in the house.
We've got Commando Nando.
What's going on to Command Onando?
We've got the Cornblaster.
We've got Boat in the house.
We've got Tor NATO.
T-O-R-N-T.
It's like NATO, you know, the freaking European.
Just shut up, you stupid idiot.
We got Arboreu.
What's going on?
Spark Synapse.
Silent Capitalist.
What's going on?
We got Supa in the place.
Boomi.
What's going on to Boomi?
We've got Nigel Farage.
We've got Action Capitalist in the house.
Colonel J, Deuce Volt, Benton Bannon, O'Flamo.
We've got Crusades for Arabia.
We've got the Texas Wheelchairs asshole.
Sergeant Charles in the house.
Who the hell else?
Johnny B. Dead, whoever the hell that means.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
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All right.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
We got Chuck Berry in a grave.
What the hell is what the hell are you talking garbage about Chuck Berry foe?
Why are you talking garbage about Chuck Berry Foe?
We got CDI fan 237 Scarlet Moon in the house.
Texas Hard Honors.
Texas Hard Honors.
God damn it!
Get off about Texas, you piece of crap.
Stop talking about Texas and stop talking about Texas now.
You know, I bet none of you got the balls.
I bet none of you even got the balls to come out here to Texas and say that out here.
Like, you would get your ass beaten into dog meat, boy.
Do you understand that?
Get your ass beaten to dog meat, boy.
Give me that damn mic.
Give me my ass.
Son of a bitch.
I'm only going to take a couple more, and that's it.
All right.
We got Capitalist Ghost 300.
We got Twilly Atkins.
What's going on with Twilly?
Do you want to ride?
Ride a wide horse.
Wide horse?
Anyway, we got LegoFan420.
We've got Chuck Berry.
What, did Chuck Berry die or something?
Is he dead?
I don't know.
Let me check out the Twitter trends here.
It's Chuck Berry dead.
I guess he is dead, isn't he?
I mean, people wouldn't be talking about it if he wasn't dead.
Oh, man, he's dead.
Oh, no, he's dead.
He's dead.
Chuck Berry's dead.
Oh, no.
Chuck Berry is dead.
Oh, man.
You know, we can't do it.
We got to play a song about Chuck Berry right now.
I'm sorry, man.
Are you kidding me?
That is a godfather of rock and roll, baby.
You understand that?
Now, don't get me wrong.
He liked to put peepholes in bathrooms and liked to watch women make water.
But look, let's not talk about that.
All right?
Let's talk about Chuck Berry and let's go ahead and listen to a little Chuck Berry.
You know, rest in peace, Chuck Berry.
This is a godfather of rock and roll.
No one had played the guitar like this man right here prior to the 1950s for which this man dominated.
All right, so, man, I don't even know.
I'm in shock.
He was 90, though.
You know what I'm saying?
That was a pretty good long run.
I mean, he was Chuck Berry, right?
He was Chuck Berry.
A Tribute to Chuck Berry00:04:03
Here, let's go ahead and let's listen to No Particular Place to Go by Chuck Berry, and then we're going to move on to radio graffiti.
I can't believe Chuck Berry is dead, and you people are making fun of it.
Look at this.
Somebody, he chucked out.
He chucked out.
You soulist.
He chucked out.
Chuck Berry is dead.
He chucked out.
Oh, my God.
Give me that mic.
Goddamn Mike.
And look at this.
Look at this name here.
Chuck Berry First Ghost Next.
Isn't it great when your fan base wants you dead?
Just shove it up your head.
You know, I should end the show after that.
But you know what?
Let's go ahead and get some Chuck Berry going on here.
All right.
Let's get some Chuck Berry going on.
Rest in peace to Chuck Berry, the godfather of rock and roll himself.
He has died at age 90.
And we're just going to hear a real quick song.
And look, the beautiful part about 50s music, it was only like two or three minutes.
It's not like these dumb assholes that are out here writing five or six minute songs.
Get off of yourself.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
Let's listen to no particular place to go in memorum of Chuck Berry.
Wow, he chucked out.
I can't believe it.
Jesus Christ.
Let's put it on, man.
Here we go.
Riding along in my automobile.
My baby beside me at the beach.
I stole a kiss at the turnover, man.
And let me tell you something.
Nobody played the guitar like that previous to this, man.
Cruising and playing the radio with no particular place to go.
Riding along in my automobile.
I think it's a tell of the way I think.
And this was guitar before distortion.
I mean, before, like, major, you know, pedals or any kind of effects.
Listen, nobody played a guitar like that, baby.
Yeah, Chuck Berry.
No particular place to go.
So we parked the way out on the Koqua Mo.
The night was young and the moon was gone.
R.I.P., man.
Well, we both decided to take a stroll.
R.I.P., baby.
Can you imagine the way I felt?
I couldn't unfasten a safety belt.
Riding along in my calibrate.
Still trying to get her belt unlooped.
All the way home I held a bud for the safety belt that wouldn't burn.
Cruising and playing the radio.
He's talking about trying to score with his broad, but his belt wouldn't, you know, belt buckle wouldn't.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
He was inferring some kind of sexual liaison with this woman.
He's driving around with no particular place to go.
This was rap.
Gangster rap before gangster rap.
That's enough, man.
Chuck Berry, he is dead at the age of 90.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Listener Call-In Segment00:04:37
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Turn that off.
Turn it off.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now.
And the number to call is 516-453-9903.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
And I'm telling you this right now.
This is now becoming a staple of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And the Saturday Night Troll Show is available every Saturday night live, baby, live every 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So make sure to tell your friends, your family, and everybody else, because we don't know how much longer we're going to be able to troll, baby.
We don't know how much longer we're going to be able to troll.
I don't know it.
I don't know what's going on here.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and get to a few callers here on Radio Graffiti Saturday Night Troll Show Edition, all right?
Are you ready?
You already let's go ahead and get to it.
Rot now!
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
You know, great.
Helen Keller deaf mutes already on.
They're already here.
They're already here for Christ's sake.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Helen Keller deaf mute radio graffiti.
Look, shut up.
That's not funny, all right?
That's not funny.
That's not cute.
Shut up, your ass.
Think of something for Christ's sake.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser.
No, shut the, shut the.
Look, seriously, let's not start that crap either, man.
Let's not start that crap.
All right, Sir.
You ain't expect to hear.
You don't expect to hear.
I don't want to hear that crap.
Shut up.
Shut up with that crap.
Give it to the mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
I got a freaking mess here for Christ's sake because of you people.
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Jesus Christ, man.
I miss my old office.
I used to have a little freaking Mexican woman come in.
You know, she'd clean the whole place up.
Sometimes she'd bring some little kid and she'd, here's my meal.
Don't worry.
My meal will be right there with I clean.
And he's just going to eat it, Taco.
Don't worry, Mr. Ghost.
So, and here I am.
I'm just just crap because of freaking San Hambodio, for Christ's sake, man.
You would think I'd be able to find a Mexican around here to be able to clean this joint, but I'm telling you, these Mexicans, I don't know what it is.
With all due respect to the people of San Antonio, look, I'm sorry.
With all due respect, you're all fat, okay?
You are tremendously fat.
I'm not just talking about a little chunky.
Look, I mean, I'm not Mr. Universe myself, but you people are gigantic, man.
Your celluloid is dripping off your ears.
It's disgusting.
And with all due respect, none of y'all want to work very hard.
With all due respect, I mean, I'm at any kind of service industry out here.
I'm literally, you know, I'm trying to get something to eat at a joint, and it's like, I gotta waddle my fans and do my job and all.
What the hell is up with all this repeating, repetitive crap?
Is this some kind of a CIA psyop?
Are y'all sending out some kind of a psychotronic message or something?
I don't like this one bit.
It's stupid, and I don't know what the hell the motive is.
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need to dispense, need to dispense, need to dispense, need to dispense.
Defending, defensive, he's defending.
I freaking love code pornography.
You know what?
You son of a bitch.
I'm ending the show on that note.
I'm ending the show.
I don't need to be sitting here and put off with this crap.
You're going to be putting splices like that.
You know what?
I'm not even going to do the Saturday show if that's what you're going to do to me.
You're not even going to do.
I'm just going to do it.
I hate you.
I freaking hate you.
You trolls should be praying to the god of dumb troll punks that I don't find out who freaking did that splice.
Because if I do, you will feel the wrath of faking a leaf.
I'll break out Peenix 2.0 and start kicking digital ass.
I don't want to do the show now anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to end the goddamn show after that crap.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I mean, man, maybe I should go do a Kurt Ekinwald, all right?
And say, hey, look, hey, FBI, somebody is over here.
They're harassing me.
Although, I'm not a snitch, so you know what I'm saying?
I don't do that kind of thing.
I'm not a snitch, boy.
You understand that?
I have too many black friends to be a snitch, all right?
As a matter of fact, if I find out who you were, I'd call one of my blacks and have him deal with your ass.
You don't think I got blacks, baby.
All right?
And they real hood mofos, too, man.
I ain't joking around.
They real hood.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they were brought up with mothers that were like, my kids, baby.
You're not understanding my kids, baby.
My kids.
You're not necessarily understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
I'll call one of those blacks, and I'm telling you this right now.
You're going to be in some serious trouble.
My kids, baby.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about 352 radio graffiti?
We got eight equals radio graffiti.
This is True Troll War Radio.
Troll War Radio.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
The badass of bounty hunting.
Give them doctors and personal info or give them death.
I mean, seriously, man.
I'm not joking around.
$500 cash on the head and the info on people that are leaking information on the inner circle.
Broadcasting live from Wartone San Antonio, Texas, in Crippled, USA.
Everybody's stopped.
And now, he'll take the shots from here.
Your host, the George W. Bunch of Troll Wars, the man they call bitch.
Just end this goddamn hole.
Troll shell altogether.
How about that?
Maybe I just a bad idea.
This is a bad concept.
Maybe I just shouldn't come back on Saturday and instead kick back and maybe have some freaking margaritas out here.
I mean, I could be having a goddamn Mexican margarita right now.
Instead, I'm sitting over here waxing my carrot to you, idiots.
Jesus.
Give me the mouse.
Get him out.
Look, all right.
You know, just shut up.
All of you guys, just shut up.
I expect a little more appreciation around here.
A little more appreciate.
I'm broadcasting to you people six goddamn days a week.
I just need a little appreciation around here.
Jesus Christ, man.
810 Radio Graffiti, true Obama phone.
All right.
Get it fixed.
Get it straight.
Jesus Christ with these Obama phones, man.
This is Trump's New America.
Get a better phone.
508, radio graffiti.
Jeez, Ghost.
I'm just wondering, when's the engineer getting my dispenser?
You know what?
Shut up.
Just shut up about that crap already, man.
I don't get it.
I don't want to get it.
647, radio graffiti.
We got both in the house.
Maybe I should just end this.
Here we go, go home.
Stop, spamming.
I mean, you know what?
I just said that.
I just freaking said that, for Christ's sake, man.
Insta trolls.
I'm getting tired of those things, too.
These freaking insta trolls.
I'm getting tired of that crap as well, man.
I'm not even.
I'm getting so tired of that.
I'm getting tired of it.
I'm getting tired of it, boy.
909, Radio Graffiti.
How are you doing, Ghost?
I just want to let you know that this is my favorite podcast.
It makes me laugh every single time I listen to it.
Thank you.
Hey, well, thank you for listening.
Unfortunately, I get bombarded by goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin who just want to sit here and continue to discombobulate my perfectly good mellow.
I mean, you people just like harshing my mellow like a bunch of stupid, dumbass, adult theater custodian-looking pansexual Peter Puffer, gender-fluid fondling, whacking off the tribal nudity-looking anal object aficionado, Hillary Clinton bedpan-changing, rusty trombone playing dirty Sanchez loving, Cincinnati Bowtie receiving piece of fruit ball trash.
God!
Good God!
Oh my God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller death mute.
Okay, that's why I stopped taking anonymous because you people are morons.
How about 412 radio graffiti?
What is a mad? What is a mad?
What is a mad?
What is a mad? What is a mad?
You want to know what a man is?
You're listening to a man right now, boy.
You understand that?
Let me tell you something right now.
You better not have your mother or your sisters, your girlfriend in the vicinity of this broadcast because I guarantee you, they are in complete fucking awe.
Complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
I'm telling you that right now.
I mean, if there's like some, if there's a private room, they're probably going in there right now trying to relieve the sexual tension because they're listening to this man throwing around manly dominance that they never heard before in their life.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, I mean, I got balls the size of grapefruits, and I'm slapping them right upside your goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin chins, boy, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
All right, there ain't nothing you can do about it.
And somebody said, my wife says you sound gay.
Are you kidding me, huh?
Your wife is probably muff diving, boy.
You understand that?
I mean, I would go look in her goddamn email account and see if she has any Craigslist ads going on looking for female-to-female action in a goddamn shit stall somewhere in a goddamn woman's bathroom.
All right?
She's probably just trying to make you feel secure, you little fat pimple-faced bastard.
All right?
Because I'm telling you this right now.
The manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet, I mean, it just reverberates for Christ's sake, man.
Are you joking?
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised right now if there is a woman whacking her clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack just listening to this broadcast, boy.
Do you understand?
I look, I'm sorry I'm cursing.
I'm just being real, baby.
You understand that?
I'm just being real.
And I wouldn't be surprised if some of the gay contingent that's listening to my broadcast right now aren't putting a condom on a G.I. Joe and sitting on it listening to this goddamn broadcast either.
And I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I'm a badass, man.
I'm a bad, bad man.
And everybody needs to understand that, boy.
I mean, let me tell you something.
If I clinch my fist and put them in my pocket and go outside, I could be arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
Do you understand me?
Good God.
I don't know how many times I've got to go over this with you people.
Good Lord.
Let me continue going.
You're getting me off teaster here.
Threats Against the Audience00:03:47
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
And now for the worst part of the entire story.
After three or four minutes of her just lying, I mean, me to no avail.
No, no, we're not doing fan fix, you little fruit bowl.
All right?
Maybe if you didn't sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of a dead George Michael after getting serviced by about 40 power tops, maybe you wouldn't have to resort to fan fixes, you stupid little prick.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
That's great.
Shut up.
We don't really care.
Go shove a horsehead up your ass.
No one cares, you loser.
Okay?
No one cares.
All right, we got 559 ready graffiti.
We can hear you.
What you say something there, boy?
Instead, he's going to stick the phone up his freaking ass.
Get the hell out of here.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser.
Need a dispenser.
Shut up with that stupid crap already, man.
It's not funny.
Shut up.
352 radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser.
Deploy a dispenser here.
Hold on, hold on, for having a dispenser here.
Boot dispenser here.
We need a dispenser right here.
The dispenser goes here.
Need a dispenser here.
Place a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Deploy a dispenser here.
Hold on, hold on for having.
Need a dispenser here.
Boot dispenser here.
We need a dispenser right here.
What the?
What the hell is this stupid?
This is stupid.
Jesus Christ is so stupid.
I mean, what the hell am I doing here?
Seriously, what the hell am I doing here?
Good God, man.
I need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser.
Sheesh, could you shut up with that crap?
Listen, man, I am getting tired of this broadcast.
This broadcast is becoming very old, very quick, for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, I got people tweeting at me saying, Can you do a third hour, Ghost?
We'd love a third hour.
What for what?
Why would I broadcast a third hour for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, let me tell you something.
If I was to broadcast a third hour, you people would have to buy my kids, my kids merch or something.
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I'm not joking around.
You people want a third hour from me, man.
I'm already giving you guys three hours a day, five days a week, two hours a day on Saturday for Christ's sake.
You want me to goddamn third hour?
Yeah, yeah, when I start selling my kids, my kids, merch.
And you know what?
I'm not even going to go there.
Let's move on for Christ's sake.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
So this goes out to the Arabian Prince.
I'm Kuwaiti, and I gotta say, Kiss Omik, do not ruin Radio Graffiti for us.
You gabba, okay?
Fuck you, Arabian Prince.
Fuck you.
Oh, whoa, oh, man.
Oh, good.
That shot's fired.
Oh, oh.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you, son.
Whoa.
Wow.
We need a dispenser here.
I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my God.
Look, let's not do this, folks.
Okay, come on, man.
Save the drama for your mama.
How about 805?
Ready to graffiti.
What's up with all these freaking, like, you know, gibberish, talking tongues crap?
Stop it with the psychotronic weapons, all right?
I know what y'all are trying to do.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
This is True Radio Graffiti Radio.
True Radio Graffiti Radio.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
The badass of coming back like an abused housewife.
Give him troll terrorist or give him death.
All right, folks, let's go ahead and take it from the top.
We're talking about radio graffiti.
We're going to start it right now.
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You stupid ruthless time for the only part of True Capitalist Radio that matters apart from Twitter shout outs.
This is Radio Graffiti on True Capitalist Radio.
Hosted by Ghost.
You know what?
Look, I hate to burst you, troll's bubble once again.
I mean, I almost hit 100,000 live listeners on Friday.
All right?
And I have taken away Radio Graffiti to where it's like five minutes, maybe, maybe seven minutes at the end of the broadcast every single day.
All right.
I mean, I am seeing all-time highs as it pertains to my demographical outgoing streams than ever before.
I mean, right when I made the change and went to a serious direction for True Capitalist Radio, my ratings went through the roof, baby.
And what is this on Twitter?
But my kids' merch win.
My kids' merch win.
Oh, that.
No!
I mean, are you serious?
I mean, are you serious, man?
You really do want a goddamn third hour of this crap that bad?
Look, look, let's, you know, you know, let's, let's, ah, good Lord, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Let's, man, let me.
When am I going to sleep?
When am I going to.
You're going to drive me insane.
If I have to put a goddamn third hour on with the Saturday night troll show when you're trying to kill me.
Look at all this.
My kids' merch win.
I'll buy 50.
I'll buy five.
I'll buy the fire.
God, you're driving me insane.
You trolls are driving me insane.
I'm not even joking around.
You're driving me insane.
I mean, how can anybody have any kind of a goddamn, I mean, a decent mental outlook after doing a goddamn shelf for so long.
I've been doing a goddamn self for so long.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm just so disgusted, man.
I'm just.
Give me the goddamn.
I mean, this is, you know, this is a show.
I mean, it just, it's bizarre.
It's weird.
My kids merch.
All this because you guys want a third hour on this broadcast.
I mean, that's just unbelievable.
I can't believe this.
I'm just, I don't know what to say.
It's unbelievable.
I can't believe it.
Let me get back to the freaking radio graffiti.
I mean, you guys are really, I'm serious.
This is, I mean, I mean, this is trolling to.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, I just, I have to, I do the show six days a week, and I just, oh, my God.
Paint the My Kids merch on the back of a welfare application form.
Oh, my God.
You guys are really serious about this crap?
Oh, good.
You know what?
I'm just going to go.
Listen, I don't want to even think about it right now.
I'm still in the middle of a show.
We still got 12 minutes left.
Let's go to Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake, man.
My kids, merch.
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
That pylon's radio graffiti.
If I'm here to get you, there is complete fucking off.
Complete fucking off.
At the men with nominal mountains.
I mean, we're going to watch the last connection.
They're likely to see the bonus.
And the bottom kids are not saying it can't be cheap.
You think we all know the same thing when they'll be better calling?
Shut up.
Stop making me sound like a cartoon.
You freaking trope.
I'm just going to keep going, man.
I can't keep doing this, man.
I've got 10 minutes left.
I just got to get through this damn show, and that's it.
And you want another hour of this crap?
Are you serious, you people?
Look at that.
They want it in the form of food stats.
They're not even joking around.
Man, I'm in shock, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller death mute.
That's just great.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
I don't really like it, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser.
Shut up with that stupid crap.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser.
Shoot the foot.
How many times are y'all going to do this, man?
How many times are you going to do?
Oh, my God.
And look, you're making my dog cry!
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this crap, man.
I mean, it's back to here.
Shoot the fire.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
I can't even.
I can't even understand what the hell is going on over there.
What is going on?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
You already know.
Ghost, get on your knees.
You'll get my dick, cheese.
That's right, Harley Titan, and the acid RBs.
Come on, Landover.
You're gonna get a hangover from my dick in the ass.
I'll be hard and fast.
This show is 100% homo.
Shit to come dust in your eyes.
Oh, no.
While your cop guy in APS is talking about shit, I will kidnap your kids.
Fuck, baby.
Oh, man, that was horrible.
Is that supposed to be some rhyme or something?
Huh?
You should be figuring some rap or something?
Huh?
Well, it's me, the G-H-O-S-T, and you're a wannabe, see?
You come at me, you get smacked the hell up, you see.
I know Mr. Optimism and Mr. Fortune Cookie together will come at you and get your fucking mommy.
Oh, my God, I almost messed up on that lyric, but who gives a damn?
Because everybody's got to hear it.
Everyone knows that I can flow because I'm the OG ghost, as everybody knows, you know.
Come and get some.
You want some, bad enough, take some.
And let me go ahead and kick you in the ass, son.
Woo!
I'm the man.
You should have known by now.
Ghost does it.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Needed the stencil here.
Needed the stencil here.
Needed the stenser.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Shut the shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Look, what's going on between me and Teamstar?
This is personal, alright?
If I can take more than one man at a time, boy, I get bound.
No, no, no, no.
You guys are sick, sons of bitches.
I think we got the Arabian Prince.
The Arabian Prince.
What are you doing, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, hello.
You know, I really wanted to try responding to that Kuwaiti guy, but, you know, his words were nothing.
They were meaningless.
I could probably buy a slave from his.
I could probably make his family members all my slave anyway, so it doesn't matter what he has to say.
I originally called up to say that I'll be starting to sell my own merchandise on my website.
I will not be starting today, but I will be starting soon.
It'll be the Arabian Prince Semen for all those who want to be successful or want to have a successful child.
Wait, a minute.
You're going to sell your semen?
Are you just a joke?
You're going to sell your semen?
You mean?
Well, I mean, people have been asking me, how do you grow up rich, smart, intelligent, and unaffected by what people have to say?
So, you know what?
If people really want it, I mean, Paul has been sending me private messages asking for this.
So, Paul, this is for you.
You want to have my semen?
You want to have Arabian babies?
Go ahead.
I don't mind.
Oh, my God.
No!
Arabian Prince?
No!
No!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I mean, is everybody going to buy this?
Is anybody gonna really buy this for Christ's sake?
Oh my god, give me the mic!
Look, look, people are like, How much per ounce are you?
Are you required?
Look, just shut up.
All of you, just shut up.
And look, I got more tweets.
You know, uh, uh, when my kids' merchant win, we want my kids' merch.
Stop, all right.
All this for a third hour?
Are you serious?
I can't believe this, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Great, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
How much more of these can we take in one episode?
352 radio graffiti.
Is pain, is pain, is pain, is pain, is pain, is pain, is pain.
Ah, just shut up, man.
Please shut up.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
I think the brother dude fixed it up.
I never knew he ever went with that.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, that's musical blasphemy, you bastard.
You could nickel back, broke back, broke dick, idiot.
How dare you?
How musical blasphemy, you bastards.
Broke back, broke dick, nickel back, mixed with Chuck Berry, you son of a bitch.
Oh, Jesus, give it up.
I'm glad we only have three minutes left, folks.
What a show.
What a Saturday night troll show it was today, man.
Last Call Musical Blasphemy00:03:46
I don't even know.
I just let me just continue, goddamn going.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Need a dispenser.
Need a dispenser.
Shut up.
Shut up.
We're not ending on that one, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Lucky, Oh, Jesus Christ, shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, man, shut up, please.
Can you please just shut up, please?
Just shut up.
484 Radio Graffiti.
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You made a rap song!
No!
Not my keys now!
What the hell am I doing with this?
What's going on?
What kind of madness did I create on the Saturday night troll show?
What kind of madness have I created?
What have I done?
What have I done?
I mean, the troll show, the Saturday Night Troll Show, it's a lie.
It's a lie.
It's its own independent entity.
It's a lie.
Oh, God.
It's a lie.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
My heart.
I can't take any more of this, man.
It's too much excitement for me, man.
I can't just give me the mic.
I can't.
I can't take this anymore, man.
I just, look, one last call, man, and that's it for the Saturday Night Troll Show, please.
One last call.
609 Radio Graffiti.
Dormy Sweet Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Engineer.
Yeah.
Nope.
Nah.
Come on, Inky.
No.
Wait a minute.
Beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy.
And another thing, you're ugly.
You freaking son.
That's it.
You know, if that's it, I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a fork at me.
I'm done with the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm done.
Jesus, I get him.
I get a magic.
I'm done with this, man.
I mean, who knows if I'll be here next Saturday at 5:30?
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I can't believe I can't believe you, you don't want to